Some Facts About American TV Fitness Personality Tony Little

From Wikipedia, which never lies:

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In 1983, while training for The Mr. America Bodybuilding Championship, he was in a near-fatal car accident in which he suffered numerous physical injuries. He suffered lacerations to his face and body and two herniated discs, a cracked vertebra, and a dislocated knee. He recovered enough to compete in the event and finished in fifth place. Shortly after, he suffered from an untreated case of spinal meningitis, and temporarily lost his eyesight. While visiting a friend during the time while he was recovering his vision, Little accidentally sat in a tub of acid and suffered second degree burns to his genitals and anus. Little has noted that he has been electrocuted several times, once while trying to install a television above his bathtub.

Oh hey there, Tony. What's that? BLIND? Blind from sudden and tragic meningitis? Of course you can stay with me while you convalesce from your meningital blindness! What are old friends for, right?

Listen, Tony. Make yourself at home. Seriously, feel free to sit anywhere you want. Being blind takes a lot out of a guy, I'm sure. Get comfortable. Take those pants off.

TONY. OH MY GOD. OF ALL THE PLACES TO SIT, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE MY OPEN TUB OF ACID!? Look at your genitals and anus, Tony! Tony, what is WRONG with you!? Are you BLIND or something?

Oh, right. Earlier. With the meningitis. Sorry.



Worst. Caretaker for the blind. Ever.