Wow! I'm pretty blown away by my Santa's generosity and thoughtfulness. Especially given the fact that she's never been to Burning Man, she's given me an outstanding Playa Care Package. This package contains: .

# A vibrant dashiki, with a matching cap and bag. It's especially nice that the accessorizing for this outfit has been done for me, as I'm not a fan of doing that myself. It's thin and loose, so it should keep me cool during those long, hot days! .

# Nancy Boy body spray, "butch" scented. This part may not last the 8 months to Burning Man (probably not even to February, to be honest). The name may be emasculating, but it smells so good, it's already replaced my favorite cologne. It's similarly loved by my girlfriend, so it's a big hit. .

# Lip Balm Trio, with scents including Blackberry Jam, Violet Peppermint, and Orange Honeysuckle. I'm currently saving the Violet Peppermint, as I think that will probably be my favorite, but I've already opened the Blackberry, and was thoroughly impressed not only by the scent, but by the conditioning ability of the lip balm. These will be absolute lifesavers on the Playa! .

# Safe Block, Essence SUN. Apparently, this skincream/sunblock comes highly recommended by not only my lovely Santa, but also /r/asianbeauty. I'm not very familiar with higher-end skincare, but I imagine that this will be a welcome indulgence once my skin starts cracking around day 3 of my next burn. .

Alexithmic, you've put a lot of thought into this, and chosen a truly impressive array of gifts. My girlfriend is incredibly jealous of your package (always a good sign), and I'm incredibly appreciative of the efforts you took to put together such a wonderful gift. If you ever make it out to Black Rock City, look up Shitty Henna Tattoos, and I'd be overjoyed to thank you in person. Thanks again, Santa!