The Little Mermaid

1. Ariel is a child bride. She marries Eric when she's 16.

2. She's also a hoarder, as evidenced from her cave of knick-knacks. Hoarding can be a symptom of very serious mental illness.

3. She has books and a painting in her hoarder den, but how have they not disintegrated? Why doesn't this fantasy movie abide by the laws of science, huh?

4. Ariel is totally content to give up everything important to her for a man. A boring man. Cute, but boring.

5. Flounder isn't even a flounder, he's a guppy. This is a flounder. It's disgusting.

6. Speaking of fish, there's a character called the "blackfish" which is pretty much a racist caricature: