“We’re totally going for the White House,” said Penn Jillette, outspoken critic of the Trump administration. Teller, unspoken critic of the Trump administration, concurred. The two announced they’d be going up against anarcho-capitalist Adam Kokesh who hoped to make the whole federal government disappear. They announced they were calling “bullsh*t” on his plan.

“We shouldn’t have a problem in this Libertarian Party field,” Jillette said. “Getting rid of the national debt is a lot like the old teleport the elephant trick.”

They also announced they wanted to cut the bureaucracy in half. Except during this trick, they didn’t expect to keep alive in two pieces.

The duo would be the third President-Vice President combo in a row to have a vocal commander-in-chief paired with an intentionally tightlipped veep.