KLOWNUS: Come to find out, Congress had other illegals to deal with first.

BEARD: It took aliens to free you two?



KLOWNUS: The best part was they admitted they were the ones who built the pyramids and taught ancient man about pie.

HOBO: The number?



MITTENS: No, the pastry. Apparently that's why their ships are shaped like saucers. Their entire civilization is based about pie!

BEARD: That's ridiculous.



KLOWNUS: Think about it! You can put any food in a pie so that it provides complete nourishment!

MITTENS: Pie plates were the inspiration for the wheel!



KLOWNUS: Your basic pie is an engineering marvel if it doesn't collapse.

MITTENS: And they can substitute for a loved one according to late 90's teen comedies!



BEARD: It's like they've joined some cult.

HOBO: Strawberry-rhubarb-tologists?



