So the doorbell rung around noon. I knew my Secret Santa gift has just arrived! I was tracking and refreshing the whole day. In a panic, I realized that I was dressed in a pair of matching sweat pants and a sweat shirt. You see, I work from home and I usually just roll out of bed and walk to my computer. Okay, let's be honest, if you're one of my co-workers and you're calling me with work related questions, I'm probably in my boxer shorts. I know, disturbing image in your head so why are you calling me on the phone? E.mail, most definitely e.mail!

Now back to the doorbell. I wasn't prepared for meeting and interacting with other human beings. I work from home! I don't interact with people! I haven't even showered! So I throw the sweat shirt off and now I'm in sweat pants and a generic Hanes t-shirt that I just slept in. Okay, now I'm presentable! Then I realize I haven't even comb my hair? How's the hair? THERE'S NO TIME!

So I rush out of my apartment and sprint down the hallway to catch the delivery man. I open the door and there he is with a wonderful cardboard box. I look at him, waiting for him to hand me the box. Curiously, he assume I'm like a doorman or something and tells me he's delivering a package. Well, of course you are, GIVE ME THE PACKAGE! So he starts walking down the hall towards my apartment and I follow him. Well, this is awkward. So finally he asks, "Did I wake you up?" I stuttered... and lied, "Yea, I just woke up!" I definitely look like a shut-in recluse who will be appearing on the next episode of "Hoarders." At least, I'm not wearing matching sweat pants and a sweat shirt! Finally, I summon up the courage to ask him if he had a package for apartment #5. He tells me that it's for apartment #4. In despair and giftless, I rush by him and close my apartment door in shame. Human Interaction: Failure.

Eventually, I find out my package was delayed. Three days later, the package arrives with a thud at my door. No human interaction needed. YAY!

And thank you Secret Santa for picking me some cool gifts despite a profile filled with obscure interests and no real pertinent information! I was surprised with your choices and I actually really liked both of them. You passed the test!

UPDATE: Apparently, there was a second package that the post office was having trouble delivering! After a trip to the post office, I finally got the package. Santa, you really outdid yourself! The gifts were spot on!