



his reply finally:





Quote: hello, am really sorry about all this and i believe the problem is from my client that send you the che4que and i will handly him to the fbi now and i will report him as soon as posssible.

please i dont whant you to think that way i will make sure that i will send you the money as soon as possible i dont whant you to think that way that bad.

i will handly every thing and i want you to trusth me about all this.

thanks a lot for your understading.





Quote: My response:





I do not understand how you can deal with people like your client. This is very bad for our business, and as you know, my Anus laptops are top of the line and very expensive. I am not sure if you have my anus in your hands as of now, but I except you to send me another check THAT IS NOT FRAUD.





I know you will like my anus, many have before. Those are the newest anus on the block, and like I said, my anus is very very expensive, and only special customers were allowed to buy my anus.





I must add, those are a special version, my anus is black.





PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, SEND ME THE FUNDS FOR THE LAPTOPS, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT, I DO NOT WANT TO GET THE AUTHORITIES INVOLOVED!





Wilson T.

Anus Laptops





So, thanks Charlie Fake! for the tip, he now knows no authorities as of yet!





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WOW! Thanks Johnd200!! Great work..





I have found the real Address from UPS:





TOOK ADDY OFF FOR NOW





[size=15]I guess he got enough money up somehow, because:</font>





The packages have been received today. I hope there was no shipping damage; I do not want him to complain.





Ladies and gentleman, he has my anus in his possession.

















his email to me:





Quote: Hello my client just contacted me now that there was no anus laptops in what you send and the was rubish in all and one laptop with word anus on it that you did what you send please can you tell me what is going on about that before i will send you the cheque cause i have ordered my client to send you another client and i want you to tell me the kind of laptops you send and pix of it.

please i need the truth from you. did you really send the real anus on not let me know now.





my reply:







Quote: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?





Are you trying to get more goods from me now???





You are a liar and a cheat. And you send fake checks!!!!!





We have sent valuable laptops to you, and this is what you do to me? You lie about the package and send me fake funds?





Either you are lying to me or your so-called client is lying so you can get more expensive goods for free.





If you do not wire me the funds, or send another check, i will call the FBI soon!





If this is the truth, send me a picture of the goods that you say are rubbish. I know you can not do that because it is not true. Dont send me just a picture of some junk; i want to see your client with the junk.





THATS THE ONLY WAY I CAN HELP YOU, I NEED PROOF!!!!





I am a real business man, and stand behind my goods. YOU DO NOT!!!





YOU ARE A BAD BUSINESS MAN, A LIAR, A CHEAT, AND A FAKE CHECK SENDER!!!







Wilson Tarbuckles

Senior Anus Inspector





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I love the ANSU logos, I should def make a website for that, or take up someones generous offer and have them build the brief site for be, due to my lacking website skills!





Thanks for ALL of the replies, I really appreciate it.





Well, this is my 1st death threat from this bait. I guess I'm "dead by the sun"





Quote: You think you know but you dont my vlient knoews the fbi in your city. You will be ded by syunset tell all goodbye. do you think you can fraud us you can not. expect it all soo I know your name and Wilson turnbuckle will not see tomorrow and i know the governor of your state so expect to be dead or in jail,. If you send the anus to us we will forget this happened the fates is up to you now. Let me know tonite or expect death by the sun anus or death or jail





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just got this email as we speak:





Quote: you will die with a fraued with you





I see the Anus brand laptops have affected his english skills highly. Maybe I should have included "Mavis Beacon Teaches English" on his Anus.





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I sent him this last night





Quote: I am a man of my word and my word is my bond (taken from me and Rookies Chukwa bait). If in fact there was some type of mistake with shipping, I will be sure to fix this problem, but the bank did say that check was fraud.





I need to know what expenses you have incurred with this possible mixed up shipment of our Anus Laptops.





Reply to me ASAP so I can investigate this matter further, for I have a meeting with the Bank today to discuss this problem with the check..





I am glad I am not dead yet,

Wilson Tarbuckles

Senior Anus Advisor







He finally responed a little while ago.





Quote: I know your not dead yet I make it like that my client told me all the costs and is a lot for what you did he oait more than 1300 to get the boxes to his busines and ups make mistake with address to he change it and costs more money but then he paid taxes for the boxes and was more then 900butt to get them we have to pay a friend who helps with getting them and we gave him 200 for extra cost and all si cash because of frauds so they need us to pay cahs. Please goto bank to make sure and send our funds via western union and real anus to us this time. If not I will instruct the govenor and hit squad for WILSON TUNBUNKLES.





This guy makes less and less sense as the bait goes on, but he at least admits the money spent on shipping.





I was talking with Rookie303 on the phone and he suggested that i send him the picture i posted for public use of MONEY, and tell him there was a big mistake, it was not his check that was "FRAUD" but someone elses, and I was able to withdraw the funds.





I will also instruct him to call me and send pics of the Rubish so i can send him another package.





I'll do that soon.





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Sorry I have not responded more to your comments, it has been very busy in this store for the past few days.





I appreciate deeply the comments everyone is adding.





He responded again with this today.





Quote: You probly know by now that I have not dead you yet. I will give you another try to send the anus computers tio us or I will have to do what I sad to you. My client said you fraud and I say you frauds and you take our money that make you to be a thief. If you do not send our money backj in forull or send us the anus you will not live too long. I gave my client your email address and you personal phone numbers so expect a call and I know that death in your city may not be a big thing so you will be found dead without anyone to know abiout it for some months. i have already contaced your govenor and he knows who you are now wilsion.





What is funny, the emails that i get now seems to be from a different person in the beginning of the bait. I definitly think that they switch off.





Im still not quite sure about how I want to persue this on, I still have some ideas, I'll post a little later about it, very busy in here today.





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I just shot him this email, im sure he will be very happy to play some more!





Quote: Hello, and Great Day.





I know this email may come to you as a surprise so i will make this brief. As you know I had the meeting with the Bank today to discuss the check. As I found out, It was not your check that was fraudulent, but another valued customers. I am very sorry about all this, and I apologize for blaming you of that terrible act.





I am sorry to confuse you with a low-life money scamming idiot who will get nowhere in life, and who's final days of life could anticipate a restful sleep in the bowels of hell.





Attached to this email is a picture of the money that is yours, that you have sent me via the check. Now that I know you are a real business man and not a scam artist, I will gladly send you the Anuss if you could just please send me a picture of the goods you describe as Rubish.





Let me know what you think, and have a blessed weekend





Wilson Tarbuckles

Anus Laptops





This is the Photo that i posted over a week ago of myself, I just edited out what i wrote before and added this:







his reply finally:So, thanks Charlie Fake! for the tip, he now knows no authorities as of yet!---WOW! Thanks Johnd200!! Great work..I have found the real Address from UPS:TOOK ADDY OFF FOR NOW[size=15]----I love the ANSU logos, I should def make a website for that, or take up someones generous offer and have them build the brief site for be, due to my lacking website skills!Thanks for ALL of the replies, I really appreciate it.just got this email as we speak:I see the Anus brand laptops have affected his english skills highly. Maybe I should have included "Mavis Beacon Teaches English" on his Anus.--* * * U P D A T E * * *This guy makes less and less sense as the bait goes on, but he at least admits the money spent on shipping.I was talking with Rookie303 on the phone and he suggested that i send him the picture i posted for public use of MONEY, and tell him there was a big mistake, it was not his check that was "FRAUD" but someone elses, and I was able to withdraw the funds.I will also instruct him to call meand send pics of the Rubish so i can send him another package.I'll do that soon.--Sorry I have not responded more to your comments, it has been very busy in this store for the past few days.What is funny, the emails that i get now seems to be from a different person in the beginning of the bait. I definitly think that they switch off.Im still not quite sure about how I want to persue this on, I still have some ideas, I'll post a little later about it, very busy in here today.---This is the Photo that i posted over a week ago of myself, I just edited out what i wrote before and added this: