Our favorite politically informed and opinionated singer these days is Lamb of God's Randy Blythe. He recently spouted off about the state of digital music. Now, on his Randonesia Tumblr blog, the singer posted a manifesto offering to run for the highest elected office in our nation, which is that of President of the United States.

In his lengthy (and tongue-in-cheek) rant, Blythe expresses his displeasure with the possible candidates for office, reminds us that it's 2012, which, according to the Mayan calendar, means bad stuff is on the horizon, so it'll be D. Randall Blythe to the rescue. Claiming to "love the USA like a nerd loves D&D" and that he is "thoroughly disgusted with the state of affairs," Blythe is being a metaphorical martyr, throwing himself on the grenade that is the role of the president.

This is where the singer gets really into it, saying that his first act as the leader of the free world and commander in chief would be to be shot by a Navy SEAL Sniper. But his reasoning makes complete and total sense. In order to be shot, he'd have to change his mindset and consider making decisions affecting the survival of others.

Seriously, you'll need to read the rant two or three times in order to absorb it all and by the third time, you'll think Blythe makes sense, is brilliant, slightly unhinged or some combination of any of these qualities.

There's even a promotional banner, reading: "F--- the dumb s---. Let's get real here."

Some of our favorite parts of the manifesto are excerpted below: