“Yeah, I really messed up on that one,” God told reporters following the LDS Church’s announcement that it had received revelation to reverse its policy of banning children of gay and lesbian couples from baptism.

God, the famous yet reclusive creator of the Universe, explained that, contrary to popular belief, he does sometimes make mistakes as he runs the Earth simulation software.

“Take the dinosaurs, for instance. I quickly realized they were way too dangerous for humanity. That was the first time I ever had to use the Undo option,” said God.

“Of course the biggest one I ever did was the Flood. Had to wipe out a whole crop of humans cause they went rotten. Shame.”

Regarding the November 2015 policy, God said it was one of his “worse” ideas.

“It was one of those ideas you have in the middle of the night that you write down on a notepad. Then in the morning it doesn’t really make any sense. For some reason, I decided to add it to the simulation the next morning. I know, I know, I don’t know what I was thinking. I hadn’t had my morning coffee yet. Anyways, I realized right away it was a total disaster so I quickly went to the old Edit, Undo maneuver. It’s just too bad that two seconds of my time translates to about four years in the simulation.”