All of a sudden, Horseland's peace was broken when a bolt of purple struck from the sky. From the flash emerged a strange dwarf: her hair and skin is purple, but her clothing is mostly-blue. She seems to be accompanied by a strange little purple beast that looks somewhat like her as a tiny horse with a horn. She now has a new world to conquer and unleash her terror.The purple woman raised her hands, causing the herds to stop and come to her. She cackled and laughed as she commanded, "OBEY ME, MORTALS, AND DO AS I SAY!""GET DOWN AND BREAK-DANCE, AND READ MY FANFICS, NOW!!!" Afterwards she caused several books to appear out of thin air, and caused them to fly right into the equines' faces. Soon afterwards, Horseland is being bombarded by a hailstorm of books, as the purple being laughed and brushed her pet's mane, while she sits on her throne of empty books.Well, I wanted to take some pics of some pony toys for Derpibooru and my friends, and then write ridiculously surreal stories out of them, for fun.

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All of a sudden, Horseland's peace was broken when a bolt of purple struck from the sky. From the flash emerged a strange dwarf: her hair and skin is purple, but her clothing is mostly-blue. She seems to be accompanied by a strange little purple beast that looks somewhat like her as a tiny horse with a horn. She now has a new world to conquer and unleash her terror. The purple woman raised her hands, causing the herds to stop and come to her. She cackled and laughed as she commanded, "OBEY ME, MORTALS, AND DO AS I SAY!" "GET DOWN AND BREAK-DANCE, AND READ MY FANFICS, NOW!!!" Afterwards she caused several books to appear out of thin air, and caused them to fly right into the equines' faces. Soon afterwards, Horseland is being bombarded by a hailstorm of books, as the purple being laughed and brushed her pet's mane, while she sits on her throne of empty books. Well, I wanted to take some pics of some pony toys for Derpibooru and my friends, and then write ridiculously surreal stories out of them, for fun. >>1111772p

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