Incidentally, I want to thank you for finding that bug report. It is miraculous that you found anything, based on what had been written, and considerate of you to have felt prompted to do so. I extend to you my warmest thanks, and I wish it known my appreciation for your kind deed is quite unsurpassable in its magnitude. Your response to my inflamed words of irritation was delivered not only with impeccable promptness, but also without a hint of that crude and unjustified expression of annoyance I so inconsiderately and rudely levelled at the good people of this community, particularly towards the developers which inhabit it, and who provide their valuable and oft-unappreciated services at no cost to despicable scumbags such as I.



My feeble words of apology and gratitude must sound wretchedly and vulgarly to thine refined and sensitive ear, and do stain, being the products of mine own grubby and greasy digits' vain and graceless actuations upon the keys of the dirtied and filth-ridden instrument I do taint the word to call a keyboard, O Your Excellence; I say, the uninspired flight of my filthy fingers over the scum-caked keys of said unfortunate instrument, at the behest of the misshapen and warped thoughts which inhabit cankerously, as the traffic of the twisted and blackened byways of my brain, that diseased and feeble organ I do dare to call a mind, O Your Excellence, which is as a poisonous and gelatinous mass of black pus suspended horridly within the concavity of my foul head; I say, my thoughts, the vermin of my black and shrivelled mind, did bid, in conception of the dark ideas which perpetually cloud, as toxic vapors emanating from some diabolical vent in the cavern of my head, the fetid interior of my capital appendage, my crooked digits to dance grotesquely over the germ-infested keys of my instrument, the begetter of my twisted and diabolical works of evil, to render a black mark upon the very face of this pure and cherished sanctuary of perfect good, and the unfortunate victim of my wanton villainy, the Gentoo Forums, as an ugly scar cloven hatefully upon the cheek of the fairest mistress e'er to lay eyes upon, O Your Greatness. My apologies.