EWA (Extreme Wrestling Association) Wrestler Profiles

CURRENT ROSTER:

6'4"-245 lbs.- from Brooklyn, NY

Theme Music- "Angel with the Scabbed Wings" by Marilyn Manson

Finisher(s)- Blitzkrieg (Powerbomb) , Chokeslam, Wolfman Legdrop, Kamikaze DDT, etc.

Titles- NWF World(1), NWF Tag Team w/ Jevon(1), EWA World(7), EWA IC(2), EWA Tag(1), EWA NA(1), EWA US(2), EWA Loserweight(1), PXW World(1)

Wolfman X was definitely the Powerhouse of the EWA throughout its span! He uses a multitude of power moves like the Full Nelson Slam, Pump Handle Slam, Curtain Call, and plenty others, not to mention some semi-aerial maneuvers like the Cliffhanger and German Missile! He is pretty well-rounded for his size, and has definitely been the dominant force in the EWA for it's tenure, not missing a show until he made his temporary retirement... but since then he has returned, and with a vengeance! WMX has held several EWA Titles and even the PXW one... and even though many EWA Wrestlers like to call him the Hulk Hogan of the EWA, he is definitely not to be taken lightly... He has had classic feuds and battles with the likes of Ground Zero, Jevon Hill, Natas, Psycohol, and Mr. Execution, among many others! 4 Revolutions... then an Ownership... and then he was back... he was with Psycohol for a long time in the Doctors of Extreme, and that's been on and off, currently they are bitter enemies, despite Psyco being 5000 miles away in Hawaii! But Natas is back, so WMX has someone in person to deal with again! The old feud rekindled! This EWA is the Company the Wolfman X Built, and it looks like he is going to continue his domination there hopefully for years to come!

6'0"- 175 lbs.- from the Deep Dark Depths of Hell

Music- "Everything Ends" by Slipknot

Finisher(s)- Natas Stunner ,Double Legdrop, Superkick, Thesz Press, Knee-DT

Titles- EWA World(7), EWA IC(1), PXW World(1), XWA/WWF World(1), NWF World(1)

Natas has had an awesome EWA History, the only one that rivals and possibly surpasses that of Wolfman X's... originally known as the Sandman in the NWF (not the ripoff Sandman from the later EWA), and soon choosing Natas as his name, he has held several Titles and has been in many classic battles with the likes of Psycohol, Drakon, GZ, and WMX! Power isn't his key to victory, not is high-flying, though he has been known to whip out some luchadore-type maneuvers here and there... well.... maybe not, but hell, he uses chaos! The only way to go! After EWA2 he went into a semi-retirement, returning here and there for a show or two during EWA2000 and EWA4... after EWA4, Natas returned with Psyco, Drake and others for one last run at the EWA, even capturing the World Title for an unprecedented 6th time... but when WMX took ownership, Natas immediately took departure from the EWA, and in rebellion formed the XWA (soon becoming the WWF), his own brand, but it died off soon, and he moved to Florida for a few years! But just recently, despite having said he'd never wrestle in the EWA again, Natas has made his long-awaited return, and took his 7th World Title reign on his 1st match back, and looks to stir up even more trouble now!!!

6'0"- 306 lbs.- from Hell-A (LA)

Music- "So What" by Metallica

Finisher(s)- Dominator , Stall Suplex, TKO, Guillotine Legdrop

Titles- EWA NA(1), EWA World(2), EWA Tag(1)

Drixon is one of the big guys, and has been around on and off since EWA1! At over 300 lbs. now, he outpowers most everyone on the roster, even Wolfman X! Like WMX, he uses big powerful moves to wear down and destroy his opponents, but unlike WMX, he is much more chaotic, and some say sloppy... he is a brawler as well, and is someone you just do not want to piss off! In fact he broke Face's nose awhile back with his Guillotine Legdrop from the table... his one weakness is stamina though, he get's winded easily.. he held the North American Title at once, and since wrestling in the EWA1 and early EWA2, he had occasionally returned, until the last couple years, now showing up with quite regularity... also his power seems to be increasing with age, lifting some of the other heavy guys up with ease, and just manhandling little guys with huge new moves! He defeated Psycohol for his 1st EWA World Title awhile back, proving his place in EWA History, and won it again briefly with a win over WMX! He seems to be the guy who gets injured the most(broken ribs, sore back, cut head), yet still shows up, disregarding injuries! Along with WMX, their DOX faction is one of the most dominant teams in EWA history! It looks as if he may be a more permanent fixture in the EWA now than he has in the past, which is a good thing for all spectators, and a bad thing for all those wrestlers who will hafta face him!

6'2"- Well over 300 lbs.- from The Holy Battlefield, Meggido

Music- "Fetus on the Beat" by Dog Fashion Disco

Finisher(s)- Mantis Palm , Buzzsaw Kick, Bulldozer, Flying Headbutt

Titles- EWA World(2), EWA IC(1)

X-Loco is probably the fastest rising EWA Superstar of all-time! Where it takes most EWA Superstars Years to finally win their 1st World Title, it only took him 1! Sure, the Legends like Psycohol and Natas were not regulars during this period, but Wolfman X and Drixon were! X-Loco is very eager to wrestle as much as possible, always showing up when no others will! He is also very agile for a man of his size... he may be 2nd only to Bumpkin in weight, in EWA History, but he jumps off Tables, and throws high kicks and fast moves! Coming into the EWA with his friend Hack McNasty, Loco has stirred up much trouble with the "powers-that-be" with their New Reich faction! They have given hell to Wolfman X in this new era of the EWA... Loco's fought with many of EWA's greats in his short career including WMX, Drixon, Face, Psycohol, Natas, and Execution! A man of his size can throw his weight around how he likes, and we'll see if he continues strong in the EWA's future, or fizzles out like so many others have...

5'9"- 230 lbs.- from the Local Tavern

Music- "Albino Rhino" by Dog Fashion Disco

Finisher(s)- Irish Hammer Powerslam , Crippler Crossface

Titles- EWA IC(1)

With a background in Amateur Wrestling and High School Football, Hack came to the EWA a decently big man to prove his worth! Almost immediately he joined up with friend X-Loco in the New Reich to shake up the EWA's foundations and bring trouble to WMX and Drixon Webb, the reigning veterans, the DOX.... Hack had a straight-forward brawling style, mixed with several wrestling moves, and used this style very well toclimb the EWA ladder! He has won the EWA IC Title, only to be stripped due to tardiness... he's shown up less and less, and has left X-Loco to fend for himself many a times... but when he is there, his presence is felt, and the New Reich is feared!!!

6'3"- 230 lbs.- from the Bronx, NY

Music- "The Small Hours" by Metallica

Finisher(s)- The Face Headbutt , Double Chokelift hold, Blue Thunder Bomb, Tuck Piledriver

Titles- EWA World(1), EWA NA(1), EWA IC(2), EWA Tag(1), EWA Loserweight(1)

"The Black Angel", Face, has only one word in his vocabulary... up until more recently... that word was "STAB!!!" He had yelled it constantly in every appearance he'd made through EWA's 2nd thru 4th Revolutions... and usually while holding out a deadly weapon towards his foe, such as a garden tool, hedge cutters, or anything else sharp!!! He's always worn a Hockey Mask which he's capitalized on headbutting his opponents with! You can hit this monster in the head as much as you want, but there will be no effect! He is not a man to laugh at or he will destroy you! His specialty used to be the "I Quit" Match, since he really couldn't say "I Quit" very easily before his recent talking renaissance... he did returned after a brief hiatus, taking on EWA's New Generation! And as I've mentioned, he did begin to speak vocabulary other than the word "Stab!", but unfortunately the Doctors of Extreme soon destroyed his larynx and he could no longer talk... but he eventually got his voice back... but who cares about his voice, his aggression is what we should be watching... and his anger! And having finally held his first World Title, who knows what the future holds for this finally rising superstar? Tons more gimmicks no doubt, he's already gone through a pervert stage, a Jason Voorhees stage, and a frustrated quitting stage... whats next?



The Disruptor-

from Bayside, Queens

"Final Solution" by Black Label Society

Finisher(s)- Disruption Device , Osaka Street Cutter, Disruption DDT

Titles- EWA IC(1)

Disruptor has been around since the first awakenings of the new EWA, and had quickly made a name for himself as a prime foe of the Doctors of Extreme! He has had his arse kicked many a time by both Psycohol and Wolfman X... and once the EWA restarted after the Renegade Shows has ended, Dis was looking to take names and kick arse himself, with his Kendo sticks and other crazy weapons! He didn't do so well, mostly due to the fact that he made enemies with the DOE, but he definitely had much more potential... and that is scary! When the EWA went under for a bit, his future looked bleak, but the EWA came back, and so did he it seems! And he brought all his martial arts weapons with him, from nunchucks to police batons, to the dreaded kendo stick! But at times, he has missed a lot of shows, and rumor had it that it is indeed his parents that did not want him to wrestle anymore, or maybe his 13th grandmother has died, or his car broke down, or some other fine excuse!!! But those times might be over, cuz he has made plenty shows lately, and his skills are definitely improving... could he be on his way to a World Championship???

?'?"- a lot of lbs.- from ??? (LA)

Music- ???

Finisher(s)-Chokeslam

Titles- EWA IC(1)

Gorebelly, another big man, almost as big as X-Loco came in, with a very Leatherface-looking gimmick... a rubber monster mask, or maybe even real skin taken from a human face, and wears it to every match! He is a pure brawler and extremely menacing and threatening to be in the yard with... but truth be told, he has never really rose out of the midcard level... he can never beat any of the top guys, but seems to do so-so against the lowercard guys like Ninja and them... he actually did win the IC Title finally... could that be his 1st step towards a more prolific career?! Only time can tell...

Music- ??? by Insane Clown Posse

Finisher(s)- The Redneck Tapper

Titles- EWA IC(1), Loserweight Title(1)

Debuting as Redneck Willy awhile back, Keven James came into the EWA without much wrestling skill... I really do not know what he was doing in the EWA, for he seemed to have no real passion for wrestling, or fighting in general... once punched, he usually just lazily fell to the ground like a sack of stones! He was drunk or something... It was funny and pathetic at the same time to watch... but that all changed soon... he came out, changing his name to Keven James... his REAL name! No one knew what to think until we saw he could actually wrestle! Apparently he had been drunk the whole time he was Redneck Willy, and now he meant business! As Keven James, he still had that slow style, with much room-for-improvement, but somehow racked in a decent amount of wins even so... this slow style influenced his friends and foes alike to call him Softcore Keven James, which just pissed him off the more... he has been in the DOX on a few occasions, and has a twin brother, being none other than Dr. Evil... the two don't always see eye to eye... but hopefully someday he can pick it up and lose his label as Softcore... he does have a background in Amateur Wrestling too... can he step it up?



Pic 1-Ninja #1.......Pic 2-Ninja #2

The Ninja-

6'3"- varying over 200 lbs. (Ninja #1's stats)- from the Isle of Gook

Music- "The Alabama Song" by the Doors

Finisher(s)- Savate Kick , Ninja Rollup Pin, Armdrags

Titles- EWA US(1), EWA IC(1), EWA Loserweight(4)

For so long, we were all dooped into believing there was one, and only one Ninja... but now the truth is out, and there had always been apparently 2 different guys acting as the Ninja... 1st, a slight history... Ninja, the predecessor to Mr. Splooge... the original goofball who could not connect with a move (well he can, more than Splooge, but in general misses a lot)... the Ninja has been around since EWA1, and has survived through all the Revolutions! He had the worst record in EWA History, with more losses than everyone else (until Splooge recently broke that record), and several-time holder of the EWA Loserweight Title... now as for this 2-man myth... or should I say fact... recently, Ninja #2 has admitted to there being 2 Ninjas... Ninja #1 also spoke out, agreeing... Ninja #1 is a bigger man obviously, more humble, and was the original Ninja... Ninja #2 is smaller, and whinier, and likes to imitate more people, although both have done it... and he has been around since EWA2... they've switched on and off, and no one seemed to take any notice... throughout EWA2000 and EWA4, Ninja #1 took a larger role, and in the EWA Renegade Shows, Ninja #2 was the only one... they are said to be brothers, but some deny the allegations... anyways, in the new EWA Generation, Ninja #1 took back the role as EWA's Ninja, while Ninja #2(now calling himself Nijarette) took off to the WWF for possible success, which didn't last long! Ninja #1 has been wrestling regularly now in the EWA for awhile, whereas Ninjarette has disappeared... And also the lack of skill that #1 once showed is now fading... he is actually connecting with maneuvers and wrestling... can he be title-bound?! Probably not, but it's worth a thought... he's still losing a majority of the time actually...

from the Isle of Gook

Music-"99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth

Finisher(s)- none known...

Titles- EWA Loserweight(1)

Suicide is apparently Ninja's cousin from back home... the Big Ninja that is... and he even looks somewhat like him, except for the fact that not only is his mask gray, but his whole bodysuit is gray (red pants now I think)... and skill-wise, it looks like he has not many, but he did beat Ninja and Splooge in a 3-Way Jobber Match long ago, so I guess he's a shred of skill... and he is still there, still losing... as I'm writing this, I don't think the guy has ever won a match where Splooge wasn't one of his opponents... interesting fact there... he's always funny and silly and such, and we'd miss him if he were gone... but I doubt he'll ever do anything eventful in his career... haha...

Dr. Evil-

Music- "Electric Funeral" by Black Sabbath

Finisher(s)- Evil(Dragon) Sleeper , Fisherman Suplex

Titles- none

Doctor Evil claims to be the creator of the original Gorilla, a 1-time EWA1 Superstar that had recently come back, only to be killed by the Doctors of Extreme! His only motivation seemed to be getting revenge on WMX and Psycohol for this slaying! Unfortunately, when unleashing his second creation, the Wolfman, on Wolfman X, it was in ill-luck that he had that one killed off too! Soon he even made a Frankenstein Monster to go after Psycohol, but that too was destroyed... the frustration must be building! (soonafter Frank and Wolf came back) But Evil soon joined forces with Wolfman X in the Doctors of Xtreme, only to later defect to Psycohol's Psycho Dementia... Another interesting fact that had been revealed is that Dr. Evil is actually the twin brother of Redneck Willy! How this twisted brotherhood ever came about is beyond any of us! A Local Yokel Redneck is twins with a demented evil Scientist? How could that happen?! Maybe an explanation in the future will come about? Anyways Dr. Evil debuted a new look with a mask and cloak to discern himself from his bro, as well as an arsenal of Suplexes! He hasn't been seen much lately, but I believe he's back in this new era of the EWA, maybe only occassionally, but he's around... Watch out for this terror in the near future!

5'8"- 150 lbs.- from the Deep Dark Trenches of Tokyo Bay

Music-"All Hell Breaks Loose" by Sick of it All

Finisher(s)- Psycosault , Handspring Clothesline, Frog Splash, Impaler, Diamond Dust, Acid Drop, etc.

Titles- NWF World(1), EWA World(7), EWA NA(1), EWA IC(2), EWA Tag(1), EWA Loserweight(1), PXW World(5), PXW Psycho X-treme(1), WWF World(1)

Psycohol has always been one of the smallest men in the EWA, but he definitely makes up for his size with his chaotic arsenal of rapidfire high-flying moves! He probably has more moves than most anyone else in the Fed... and he basically seems to pull them outta his arse everytime he's in a bind! He has proved himself a yard-veteran through his years and years of experience... he's learned a lot through that time, yet still has trouble on the mic though... but that makes no difference! Psyco has been Wolfman X's main enemy for a good portion of his career, although they had recently been pals in the Doctors of Extreme... but that's over now! Anyways Psyco has sprained and broken his ankles a few times, because of his high-risk style, and seems to invent moves every show as I've said before! He originally hailed from the PXW, but has long-since dropped that monicker, since the PXW has been dormant on and off for quite some time... he has since resided in the depths of Chenango Lake, and currently the depths of Tokyo Bay! Psyco is undefeated in the Tree Match and has held many Titles in his day... After Natas and Co. left the EWA, Psyc stuck with them, and led in as their champion to help jumpstart the new generation of stars! Psyco fought and fought through a new Era in EWA History, joining WMX in the always dominant Doctors of Extreme faction, but breaking with him and feuding, then rejoing, then breaking again... it's an endless cycle! Recently Psyco left the EWA entirely, moving to Hawaii of all places! He made a brief return to steal the EWA World Title and fight a few shows, but is back now in Hawaii again... although he is far away, he's making sure his name is still heard, by posting internet comments about the state of the EWA, and even recruiting some hired guns back home to take out WMX for him! And he's got their real World Title... will he ever return full time???

5'9"- 145 lbs.- Violence, USA

Music- "Disintegration/Free Money" by Slayer

Finisher(s)- The Ex-Breaker , Piledriver, Shake Rattle n Roll Neckbreaker

Titles- EWA World(2), EWA IC(2), EWA Tag(1), EWA Loserweight(1), PXW World(3)

The demon from Violence, USA is all about anarchy and violence! His best friend is any weapon he can find, and destruction is his goal! Unfortunately his whole gimmick is usually mocked and laughed at by the Main Eventers, because of the stupid things he sometimes says, and the stereotypical mosher he comes off to be... he continually seems to evolve, funnier and funnier everytime, sometimes crying for his mommy and daddy, in an untypical tough-guy way... at one point, wrestlers had been telling him corny jokes that had seriously snapped something inside of him and pissed him off, but that hasn't happened so much recently... but as his hilarity continued to grow, so did his winning record strangely enough... not losing half as many matches as he used to be known for... as a matter of fact, he has had 2 decently long World Title reigns, finally proving he could hang with the Main Eventers... and has beaten most all of them, even though he's lost tons more times in the past... but as always his punchline is "Disintegrate You B@$t@rd$!" and that he does! Ex is definitely an underrated classic! And after been fired at EWA50 for breaking Walmart Joe's thumb, Ex somehow weaseled his way back into the EWA to continue his Legacy of Brutality! And to disintegrate a few b@$tards! But yeah... he managed to get fired again at EWA 81 I believe, and he hasn't squirmed his way back in yet... it's sad, I hope he grows a pair someday and comes back!!! He was the funniest thing ever!!!

5'8"- 130lbs.- Mainland China

Music-"The Name Game" by Shirley Ellis

Finisher(s)- The Anklebiter , Missing Savate Kick

Titles- EWA Loserweight(5), PXW World(1)

Like The Ninja, Splooge claimed to be a martial artist from the Orient... his story is a bit more believable, as he does actually try to use his ninja skills, but the fact that he never connects with any move, proves otherwise... And Splooge has proven also to be even more ridiculous and hilarious than the Ninja probably! He likes to talk a lot while fighting, in his cheesy accent, and is quite unimpressive physically... he is the smallest of the wrestlers at only 130 lbs.! He is the King of Jobbers and has held the belt that represents it more than anyone else... But despite his immense sucktitude, Splooge brings a lot of laughs and cheers to the yard, and keeps everyone in good spirits... everyone loves Splooge, even if they do hafta kick his arse! He had actually introduced his first effective move a couple years back, the Anklebiter! And had actually won a couple matches with it! But he has mostly forgotten about it now... he was fired at one point too for losing so damn much, but luckily for us all, he was brought back in and is entertaining the children with all new feits of stupidity!He even went training at a Shaolin Temple briefly, coming back almost invincible, beating everyone up... very uncharacteristic! But he has been retarded back to normal, and we can all laugh again! Go Mr. Splooge! We love ya! More recently, his real name has been revealed as Erikku, by his long-lost sister Mishieru, who came to the EWA, sick of him disrespecting the family! But soon he disappeared, to go back to his home of Japan to study the martial arts again for a future return someday, where maybe he'll actually be good?

from Arkham Asylum

Music- "Doll-Dagga-Buzz-Buzz-Ziggety-Zag" by Marilyn Manson

Finisher(s)- Diving Elbow Drop , Dementia Bomb, Handstand Hurricanrana

Titles- EWA IC(1), EWA Tag(1)

Max Delirium, a relative newcomer to the EWA, shows so much potential... already being compared in style with the likes of legends Psycohol and Ground Zero, this kid may have what it takes to be EWA's next big thing! Max is apparently the real-life Nephew of former WWF/WCW star Crush/Brian Adams! He's definitely got the look, with the long brown hair and all... but sizewise, he is more on Psycohol scale... which is not a bad thing, since we all know how awesome the smaller guys can do their thing! But any way ya look at it, this guy could be the future... he is insane, but soft spoken... actually he hasn't spoken a word at all since his arrival! He claims to have backyard experience downstate, and has brought his pal Vincent Demented up to join in on the fun... the two, as the unit of Dementia are a duo to watch out for! Their escape from Arkham Asylum is legendary, and the EWA is their next target! Max was already better in his first appearance than many had tried to be in their entire EWA careers! Watch out for Delirium... he is coming!

from Arkham Asylum

Music- "Giving In" by Adema

Finisher(s)- The Lobotomy, Dementia Bomb

Titles- EWA IC(1), EWA Tag(1)

Vincent Demented looks like he could have quite a career ahead of him... he debuted as Max Delirium's friend from their days in Gotham City's Arkham Asylum, where they made their big escape awhile back! Apparently the two have raised much trouble together back in the day, and are now out to wreak havoc in the EWA! Vince seems to be the voice, or brains for Max, since Max doesn't really speak at all... Vince has shown that he has the skills to last in the EWA, doing pretty good for himself in a recent Gauntlet the EWA had for the World Title! His recent IC Title win and the receival of a shattered lightbulb across his face by General Inco have solidified his Hardcore Icon status in the EWA! And now his daughter Kitty Valentine has joined Vince's Psycho-Dementia unit for even more EWA power!

from the Deep Dark Jungles of Africa

Music- some crappy Eminem song

Finisher(s)- Deep Jungle Jam , the Flying Incoherence Kick

Titles- EWA IC(1)

General Incoherence is a newcomer with definite potential... he wears camo and an orange ski mask, and although his white skin is obvious, he believes himself to be black apparently... if he truly were black, why would he be entering to crappy wannabe whiteboy rap like Eminem? Don't ask me... but this wigga' has got some skills, as he had beat the Disruptor in his first ever singles match with a variety of martial arts kicks and other decent maneuvers... he may not have been taken too seriously by the bigger stars at first, but time has shown that this sadly disturbed soul is actually pretty damn good! He already grabbed an IC Title reign, and has had legendary light-bulb exploding encounters with Vince Demented! And he is part of the supergroup, the DOX! As for his in between shows-time, he is said to be living in a cardboard box somewhere down in the ghetto... but we know better... he is probably sipping on some cool beverages up in the bedroom of his daddy's mansion, living off his wealthy parent's wealth as he pretends to be street smart! Yup General... we know you're type too well... put your oversized headphones on and continue living a lie! (Sorry, that was a personal staement from Psycohol)

Kitty Valentine-

from Hollywood, CA

Music- "Kaboom" by Marilyn Manson

Finisher(s)- Twist of Faete

Titles- none

Kitty Valentine surprised everyone when she came into the EWA, seemingly as one of Wolfman X's fans, but ended up kicking his arse later in the show! As result, she was immediately recruited by Dementia to join their ranks, and become the first full-time female wrestler in the EWA! Her skills put any other girl's, and even many of the guys' skills to shame! She's got lots of attitude and shows no fear to anyone, no matter what their size! With a little training from her Dementia pals, Kitty may have a very bright future, and even grab a title soon... who knows?! The only problem she may bring to the EWA is jealousy, because being the only girl, it seems everyone is smitten with her... she's got her guys from Dementia, Vince actually being her father, then both of Facing Execution seem to have crushes on her, and Splooge also maybe... Kitty is gonna be a hot commodity, but don't be fooled by her beauty, she will carve you a new mouth-hole and leave ya on the ground before you know it! Everyone better watch out for the new Dame in town!

Evil Alice-

Evil Alice is Vince Demented's beloved wife, and Kiutty Valentine's dear Mother... not all has been right in the household during their EWA stay... she was Vince's valet for a good long time, although never getting along with Kitty! Kitty and Alice have had a few catfights in their day, Alice even brought in her sister Bloody Mary for one show, and she has escorted several wrestlers to the rng since her days with Vince, including Face, Execution, and the Priest... she's always known for her fancy gothic fashions, and we always want to see what she'll wear next! She's not much of a wrestler, but has beaten Mr. Splooge like almost everybody... She's definitely a memorable part of EWA History, and will hopefully make random returns here and there...

from Tokyo, Japan

Music- 1st song off the 'Lost Highway' Soundtrack

Finisher(s)- High Kick to the Head

Mishieru recently made her EWA debut, claiming to be Mr. Splooge's(Erikku's) sister, and claiming that he has disgraced their family with his crappy fighting skills, goofy dances, and switch to the Chinese Martial arts instead of his true origins, the Japanese... despite this, she still seems to encourage him to use his kung fu skills for some reason, although ninjitsu was their specialty... anyways, she has a really high pitched, annoying voice and seems to hate just about everybody! The feeling is mutual, cuz nobody likes her either! She seems much more serious about her fighting than Splooge, but still hasn't adjusted to the EWA style yet, and is racking up the losses... we'll see if she continues to show up or not! She is a very good character indeed!

88-

from Dublin, Ireland

Music- "Red Right Hand" by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

Finisher(s)- ???

Titles- none

This Irish masked-man, who apparently helped free Max Delirium and Vince Demented from Arkham Asylum years ago is now in the EWA to serve and protect anyone who can defeat him! In his matches, he vows to make no more than 3 offensive maneuvers to his opponent before a chosen song is played all the way through... if it finishes, he is allowed to maul them in any way he wants, but if somehow they were to beat him, he would be in their service... none have defeated him yet though...

Fro-Fighter-

from Guilford, NY

Music- "Becoming" by Pantera

Finisher(s)- Running Powerslam

Titles-none

Fro-Fighter is just a small town dude with a huge orange fro, who wants to test out the backyard wrestling spectrum! Previous to joining the EWA, Fro had no experience wrestling, or even watching wrestling on TV before... so he didn't even know any moves, but with the guidance of Psycohol, he is being trained to kick ass like the rest! He may be a beginner, but he shows tons of potential, and looks like he can endure a lot of pain, haha!

Salon Boy-

from the Neverland Ranch

Music- some crappy Eminem song

Finisher(s)-

Titles-none

Salon Boy apparently was one of Jacko's boys on the Neverland Ranch through Childhood, so with his tortured and abused past, he is looking to get revenge on everyone by unleashing his rage in the EWA! Although a rookie, he seemed to know a plethora of wrestling moves, and already looks like a veteran! Watch for Salon Boy in the future... despite his fruity name, he actually does mean business!!! By the way, he gives great haircuts and peticures, hence the name...

from the Jungle

Music- "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns n Roses

Finisher(s)- Biting, Lice-Picking

Titles- EWA Loserweight(1)

The original Gorilla was killed by the Doctors of Extreme back in the January of 2004... angered at the destruction of his creation, Dr. Evil made a new Gorilla! This Gorilla was better than the first! It actually had animal instincts and fought like an ape, instead of standing around, waiting to be beat like the 1st one! It has not proven to be much of a threat yet to any of the real stars, but it could definitely tear any of the Jobbers a new arsehole!!!

from the Asylum(not Arkham)

Music- "Psychotron" by Megadeth

Finisher(s)- Chokeslam Chokeout

Titles- none

Psychotron is much like EWA Legend Face in many ways... they both wear a protective mask, Tron's being a paintball mask, and both can take many shots to the head without being phased! Yet many Wrestlers are idiots and still go for headshots! That's their mistake, cuz that's when Psychotron strikes hardest! He may be lacking in experience, but he's got that slasher-monster mentality, and he will take your head off if you get in his way! Choking out his opponents seems to be his favorite method of finishing people off, and without the choking rule in effect in the EWA, Psychtron will be quite happy here! This prison escapee, continually is being recaptured, and then escaping again in time for each show conveniently! Not a prison that has been built can hold him! Watch out for this guy in the future, he could have quite a career!



The Amazon Man-

from the Amazon???

Finisher(s)- ???, Chaos?

Titles- EWA IC(1)

Amazon Man, having only fought one match back in EWA1, made an impressive return in 2005, taking the EWA IC Title on his 1st show back! Unfortunately it may have been his last, as he suffered a mild heart-attack shortly after! But his jungle style and hairy chest will never be forgotten! And don't count him out for a return, cuz he did attack Psycohol at one show well after his heart attack... and he is Drixon Webb's brother, so a return is possible!

6'3"- 250+lbs.- Mexico

Music- old Mexican traditional music

Finisher(s)- Full Nelson

Titles- none

Santos has only made a couple EWA appearance, beating down Splooge, then Ninja, as well as dragging out Max Delirium once too... he claims to be the original Santos from back in the 1960's or whenever who was a legend in the Mexican Wrestling/Monster Movie scene! He is very proud of his muscles for his age of what he claims to be 60 something... especially his biceps! I don't see him ever really facing any of the EWA's main stars, but hopefully he'll show up again to humor us some more... is he the real Santos? We may never know for sure! But watch out for the clamp of his deadly Full Nelson, or blackness will be your friend!

BACKSTAGE OFFICIALS:

Music- none

Putty Man, after having wrestled a couple matches and kicked out of the EWA, came back with a suspiciously fake-looking note from Commissioner Squires, saying that he had been appointed the new Commish! So if Squires actually officially handed his Commishing duties over to Putty, or if it was just a big hoax, all the EWA'ers seemed to accept it and lsiten to Putty's decisions! So this crying hobo-faced wacko with a high-squealing voice and lots of rambling, seemed to be the one to make the matches for the EWA! And for a looong time he seemed to have it in for Wolfman X, even making WMX hold the Loserweight Title for a decent stretch! WMX was pissed!!! But in a retirement match vs. Kitty Valentine that he set up himself, Putty lost due to Wolfman X himself getting some long-sought revenge and helping Kitty get the win! Putyy hasn't been seen in the EWA since...

Cool Jenn-

Music- I forget

Cool Jen, being WMX's little sister has made many small cameos through the years, defeating Splooge and Ninja on a few occasions, or just being in the background... she grew up while the EWA was in full motion! She used to be afraid of Mr. Ex and all the masked men... but now she's a little older, still a kid... but older and ready to take part in the EWA... and with the vacant referee spot, after Shortcakes decided to ummm.... to do what she did.... well Cool Jenn stepped in! She was a little shy at first, but her reffing skills are definitely improving, and hopefully one day she will have all the rules down pat and be the best ref the EWA has ever seen! Her big bro is like the head honcho in the EWA, so don't count on her leaving anytime soon!

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