…yup, that’s what these guys say in one of the strangest videos I’ve ever seen. These guys make Congressman Wiener look like the stud he always wanted to be, even with his cloths on.

Porky Pig, Silvester, Elmer Fud, Bugs and the whole Looney Tunes crew combined make more sense than the male apologists from the Conscious Man . They blame men for all the ills ever to befall women. They even apologize for dead guys. They feel “sorrow” for…for — well, for more things than can be listed here in any reasonable amount of time.

That said, these questionably conscious men have a “Manifesto for Conscious Men” which is somehow connected to the earth, animalism, superstition, intuition, and wisdom of the feminist heart.

First, contemporary feminists don’t have hearts. They are ideological auto-matrons goose-stepping us all toward oblivion. These wackos are connected by ways of knowing that leave no room for things like wisdom. They are “Fe-ME-ists” who take no responsibility for anything that goes wrong and are only concerned with themselves. They shame, blame, and guilt trip everyone into believing the most absurd things, like the swill upchucked by the questionably conscious men in the original surrealistic mangina-monologue “Dear Woman”. Click on the picture on the left if you have a strong stomach or a pint of Rolaids.

The guys from Conscious Man drew out the best in Will Farrell and friends in another version of “Dear Women” . I’m not comfortable calling it a parody. Parodies by definition stretch absurdity to laughable limits. Yet, the original “Dear Woman” exceeds the limits of absurdity in otherwise unimaginable ways. Perhaps Farrell and friends work is more like a grounding– a bringing back of reality from the disillusions of the looney-tunes at (un)conscious man. Give Will a click of your mouse to see his version.

And, Conscious Men, here’s a message from the Happy Misogynist that can help on your journey to enlightenment and manhood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IOuW2-YImI&feature=related . Enjoy!