You read that right: Four Loko is launching what it's calling the "hardest seltzer in the universe" and I am reliving the summer I was 17 and thought the key to adulthood could be found at the bottom of this can of devil's juice.

Following a summer of hard seltzers -- from White Claw aficionados to a PBR version -- it seems only fitting that Four Loko would throw its can into the hard seltzer ring, too. Even Natty Light, a beacon of bro-ness everywhere, has released its own versions, though they're markedly gentler than Four Loko's.