Because some things just need to be read. Read online. And read now. No, I mean now. I don't care if there's someone on the phone, if your job depends on that report being done in ten minutes or you're a paramedic trying to save the life of Stephen Fry, break off and have a read of this mental mashup by Paul O'Connell of The Muppet Show and The Wicker Man. You know, as he slips into sweet unconsciousness, Fry would want you to.

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