The Knicks have the fourth overall pick in tonight’s draft, which should guarantee them a shot at a very talented young player. But the rumor mill suggests they’re strongly considering taking Frank Kaminsky or trading the pick away, because the Knicks can always find a way to screw up a good thing. In the spirit of draft speculation, we came up with a few more likely outcomes:

-Frank Kaminsky

-Kristaps Porzingis, but they don’t spell his name right, so the pick’s void

-Cleanthony Early, again

-They just let the clock run out, getting no one

-Smashed McDouble Guy:


-The baby in this Vine:


-The guy who tried jumping the subway tracks:

-A raw but talented backup drummer for JD & The Straight Shot

-“Uh, can we save it for next year?”

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