(It's 1:14 a.m. and you're on the phone with one of your friends while you're watching horror movies on TV and eating popcorn)

You: (with mouth full of popcorn) No, no...dude, that's not the one with Michael Myers in it. You know that's the only movie in the Halloween series that he's not there. (pause, and scoff) Yes, I'm talking about the third movie. Season of the Witch, remember? I'm telling you, that movie fucking sucks. (pause) Why am I watching it? (annoyed) Hell, I don't know! Probably because there's nothing good on TV right now, and I'm waiting for the 4th one to come on next. I don't really feel like watching Freddy vs. Jason on the Sci-Fi channel again and again. And I don't care what you say; you're not gonna make me watch The Exorcist again. Don't even get me started on the crucifix scene! (shudders) What? Wuss? Me? No way! I'm just saying! (door bell rings) Okay, dude, I gotta go. I've got more trick-or-treaters at my door. (pause) Yeah, don't ask why we have trick-or-treaters at 1 a.m. Look, I'll call you back in a while, alright? Okay, bye. (hangs up the phone, and walks to the door) I'm out of candy, and it's 1 o' clock in the frickin' morning. Go home! (mumbles) And to think their parents even care that they're staying out this late? Pssht! (opens the door) I told you, go ho---...whoa. (There stands a sexy woman dressed up as a witch, and she gives you a short little wave "hello")

(dismayed) Oh, no...you again?! Haven't you bothered me enough today? And don't you even think about pulling that little innocent act on me. All throughout English class you threw spit balls at me and you tried stabbing me with a pencil. It's a wonder I haven't dropped dead from lead poisoning...yet. (pause, and growl in frustration) Uggggghh, will you STOP calling me a drama queen! I just don't like being assaulted with school supplies, that's all. (playful) I know you like me, and that could've been why you were always heckling me all the time. We're in college, you know. You can stop acting like a 4th-grader and tell me straight-up that you like me. But...(sighs, then chuckles) if you don't wanna do that, I guess I could stoop to your level as well. (start poking her) I'm not touching yoooou...I'm not touching yoooou. (laughs) What? What are you gonna do? Try and cast a spell on me? (mockingly) Oooh, I'm sooooo scared! Go on, try. I dare you. (chanting, gradually from a whisper to a yell) Witch, witch, you're a bitch! Witch, witch, you're a bitch! Witch, witch, YOU'RE A BITCH! (she smacks you upside the head---hard) What the fuck? What'd you do that for? (slightly laughing) I was teasing! Fuck, can't you take a joke?! (pause) Well, you deserved it! And no, I definitely have absolutely NO remorse for what I've just said. Why, are you actually a witch? (pause, shocked) What, what? You are? YOU ARE?! What...no, no...you must kidding. I was just making fun of you. PLEASE tell me you're just playing along. Are you serious right now? Tell me---no, just tell me you're being serious.

(cackling) HA-HAAA, I KNEW IT! (sing-song voice) I kneeeew it, I kneeew it, I kneeew it! I'm gonna go out and bang on everyone's door in this neighborhood and tell them that you're an actual witch. (menacing) Hope you can conjure a spell to try and stop me! (slams open the front door and yell/chant) WITCH, WITCH, SHE'S A BITCH! WITCH, WITCH, SHE'S A BITCH! WITCH, WIT---(muffled chanting and protesting as she slaps a hand over your mouth and drags you back into the house) Let go of me! Let go! (breathless) Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I didn't know this secret meant anything to you. Jeez! (pause) Well, go home, or I shall taunt you a third time. (scoffs) No, I really am sorry this time. (giggling) I promise, I am! (pause) Ohh...you need me to prove that I'm sorry? Hmm, let me think on that...(thinking) Mmmm...nope. Not gonna do it unless...unless you mean what I think you mean. Besides, you knew I had a crush on you, too. (pause) Ohh, don't give me that "I didn't know" bullshit! You're a witch, remember? So, you must know! Otherwise, you wouldn't have picked on me as much. Well, since we got that out of the way, how about you do something about it? Because if you don't, I should make my move then, no? (whisper in her ear) I bet every time you taunt me, your pussy just can't help but become soaked when you see me flustered. You never even thought twice about how much I was squirming around you earlier, did you? You were wearing that short skirt and bending over so I can have just a peek of your sexy ass in one of those lacey thongs you love to wear. I trust you wear them just for me, hmm? (chuckles) I know, why even pay mind to the dorky girl who comes on too strong? I don't think I'm doing much harm, am I, sweet pea? That is, if it's okay to call you "sweet pea"...or aren't you too wicked to be sweet? (laughs) Well...(gently sit her down on the couch and drop to your knees) there's only one way to find out. Now, spread those gorgeous legs for me, pretty girl. I bet you're not wearing any panties for me at all this time, are you? Mmm...and let's take these shoes off of you, too. (takes off her shoes)

Fuck...mmmm, look at your feet. So statuesque, and so...soft and smooth. I can just massage them for days on end. And I like the color you painted your toenails. A sort of a...crimson, I suppose? It looks beautiful. (softly) Can I...um, suck your toes? (pause) Oh, sorry...may I suck your toes...Mistress? (pause) Oh, thank you! (make some sucking noises) Mmmm...so nice of you to let me suck them. (more sucking sounds) Can I kiss up your legs, Mistress? Please? Can you lift up your dress a little bit for me...and let me see your cunt? (confused) What, beggier? Since when was "beggier" a word? (pause, then quickly) Okay, okay, I'm sorry, Mistress. No back-talking. Just lift up your dress for me...pleeeeeease? Let me see how wet your pussy is. (gasps) Ohh, Mistress! You're already leaking onto the seat, you're so soaked! Can I lick it? Oh, please, please, please, please may I taste your cunt, Mistress? (pause) Wha---no? (whining) Whyyyy? (sighs) Okay, if you say so. I'll kiss slower up your legs. Besides, we've got all night to do this, so why not? (kissing sounds, and improvise dirty talk)

Alright, now, FINALLY, I can taste your pussy, and...(frightened) GOD OF FUCK, what is that?! (stammering) It's-it's-it's-it's....a-a-a-a DICK?! How did that get there? It wasn't there before! Please tell me this isn't part of your---ahem---"witchcraft". There's no way you could've done that. (defensively) Wha---I know what was there before! I saw it! You had a cunt! And now, this? (scoffs) Well, you're lucky that I still find you hot. (pause) Hey, don't look at me like that! You know what I meant. You're not gonna make me eat my words until you let me eat your cunt. That's final. (pause, then mockingly) Or what? You're gonna make me suck that dick? Go on, try me. What makes you think that I actually want to--- (she thrusts her cock in your mouth, and we hear you gagging a little) What the hell was that? Do that again. (pause) No, really, do THAT again! Put it back in my mouth. (pause) Ugggghh, fine! Please put your cock back in my mouth, please? (whines) No, I mean it this time! I want you to gag me with that hard, throbbing futa cock of yours, pleeeeease! Mistress, are you listening to me? Mistress?! (she shoves it back into your mouth, and you start making ultra-sloppy cock-sucking sounds) Mmmm, thank you, Mistress. Oh, fuck...your pre-cum tastes so good on the tip of my tongue. Let me lick it up...mmmm, so good! Give me more, Mistress, please? Can I deepthroat it? I can take it down all the way. Watch me! (more sloppy blowjob sounds with added gagging) See? I told you! Fuck...just look at that cock glistening with your pre-cum and my spit combined. It looks so hot twitching like that. I bet it would feel even better twitching inside me. (pause, and laugh) Yes, I want you to fuck me! Just rip my jeans and my panties off and just fuck me, for God's sake. Is there witchcraft in that dick of yours, or what? You're making me more desperate for this like you wouldn't believe! C'mon, push me down on the couch and lift my legs up and pound my pussy, PLEASE! See it? See my cunt just aching and dripping wet for your hard, thick cock? For the love of all things holy and otherwise, just PUT IT IN ME! (pause, then quickly) Alright, alright! I'll stop being such a chatterbox and just beg for it, damn! Just fuck me-e-e-ee, please?

(gasp sharply as she enters deep inside you) Oh, my...FUCK, you're bigger that I thought! Go deeper...deeper! (pause) Shhhhhhh! I don't care if it hurts, just shut up and rail me! Oh, my god, yes! (moans and whimpers for a while) Do you think you can...oh, I don't know, say, GO FASTER? Come on! Put your hips into it and REALLY fuck me, please! Fuck me, baby! Ohhh, fuck, do it harder! Please fuck me harder, Mistress! Make your dirty slut cum all over that pulsating futa cock! I swear, you're gonna make me squirt without even touching myself. I'm already so close! Keep moaning like that, and I'll be sure to...to...(quickly) okay, okay, I'll shut up! I'm sorry! Please fuck me harder! Please fuck me-e-e-e-ee! Oh, my god! I'm gonna cum all over that fucking cock! Oh, baby, fuck me-e-e-e-e-e-e-ee! (improvisational moaning and whimpering until your intense orgasm)

(breathlessly) Okay! Now, that I've given you what you wanted, now it's time to give ME what I want. (pause) Yes, exactly. I want every single drop of your cum, or you're not going to fuck me again. I'll just end up using your magic to conjure up a cock of my own to fuck all of your holes, and you won't have a say in anything. Got it? So, come on. Sit back down. I know it's warm inside me and everything, but you need to put that delicious cock back in my mouth. Mmmm, good girl. (sloppy cock-sucking sounds with added moans) Fuck, I love the way you whimper like that. Oh, please cum in my mouth. I know you're getting so close. I can feel you tremble against my tongue. Come on...jerk it and cum all over my tongue. Better yet, cum all over my face. (more sucking sounds) Fuck, it turns me on seeing your tits heave up and down when you're so close to cumming. So sexy, baby. Oh, please paint my face and my tits with that cum, Mistress, please? (gasp) Ohhh, good girl! Scream for me. Ohh, yesss...fuck, such a big load of cum you shot there! So much...(licking sounds) Mmmm...tastes so good, too.