Trump!

What? Who?

Trump!

Abe?

That’s President Lincoln to you, jackass!

What? How did you—

I can’t take it any more!

Huh?

You trash the party, you fire up the racists—you divide the country on purpose.

Well…you know…politics—

Politics? Don’t talk to me about politics. And you keep doing it in my name!

We are the party—

You are not the party of Lincoln!

Now that’s not—

And now you do it in Gettysburg? That’s too much!

Ow! Ow! Abe! Ow! Ow!

I said, that’s Mr. Lincoln!

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