Russia Maddow: Russia, Russia, Russia

Kurt Eivgonebald: Strategies for losing

Markos Makesitso: Polling

Max Bootlick: Democratic strategy from a Republican

(with more to come)



The goal is to create content that is effectively censor-proof, designed to be easily shared across all social-media. In other words, it will include lots of shareable images.



CONTENT:

1) The characters will each regularly write their own articles for my fake news organization.



2) There will be cards (similar to Verrit cards) that are sized appropriately with punchy content designed to be shared on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram.



3) I will introduce new material such as draft tweets, "hacked emails" (DoucheLeaks) and whatever else is fun and useful to push back against centrist (Republican) Democrats and helps to elevate the progressive agenda.



4) I will accept guest parody submissions.



5) I will share real news from independent journalists (fake news section)



6) There will be a meme section of content I don't produce, but is a place for finding/sharing good stuff mined from the internet.



I intend to dedicate the time equivalent of a part-time job on my end to this project and will never charge for the web-content. Down the road, the site will be funded by a shwag section of progressive stuff like t-shirts and bumper stickers and (if necessary) an entirely optional donation link.



If you're unfamiliar with my account and story, I was banned from Twitter as Peter Douche, but revived my account as Peter Douche's Liaison - @SilERabbit. My non-parody account is @PatTheBerner. I also recently published "An Inconvenient Douche."



I'm dedicated to creating fun content that helps get Bernie elected and pushes for positive change in the world. I pledge to always be mindful of producing content that aids our cause.



I sincerely thank you for any and all support, as well as sharing the campaign to others! The website will launch, regardless of the funding, but your support will be greatly appreciated!



Peace, Love and Outrage!

-Pat (Peter Douche et al.)

To fight the growing censorship on Twitter and social media (and my inevitable ban) I'm creating a parody website, titledwhich will launch on March 31st.This new media site (platform for the 65 million) will be free for all and consist of several parody pundits and journalists. I'll produce a constant stream of articles and additional material under the accounts of:Verrit-like cards, NostraDouche predictions, etc