May we Suggest

EVERYBODY FOR PRESIDENT!

-- Well, at least everybody who feels ready for the responsibility of self-goverment. Those who still need a Big Daddy or a Big Momma to discipline and dominate them should vote for whatever furhrer or saviour they like best. If you want self-government don't vote for the Two Lying Bastards of the Democan and Republicrat parties..... or for any minority party that also wants to govern you....

WRITE IN YOUR OWN NAME*

*The GADP does not endorse any candidate claiming to run as the official GADP candidate. There is no official GADP candidate, except perhaps occasionally when Olga inexplicably decides to campaign for President of Multiverse. Despite the impressive detailed descriptions of plausable interstellar propulsion systems and the outrageous uniforms, we suspect she is not serious, but no one has actually asked.

We advocate

[1] guns for those who want them, no guns

forced on those who don't want them (pacfists, Quakers etc.)

[2] drugs for those who want them,

no drugs forced on those who don't want them (Christian Scientists etc.)

[3] an end to Tsarism and a return to constitutional democracy

[4] equal rights for ostriches.

To the States, or any one of them, or any city of the States,

Resist Much, Obey Little!

Once unquestioning obedience, once fully enslaved,

no nation, state, city of this earth, ever afterward resumes its liberty.

--Walt Whitman