After hearing about the crimes committed by pedophile priests in Pennsylvania over a span of decades, a local atheist wonders why the heck aren’t people talking about punching priests.

I still hear people debate whether or not punching Nazis is a good thing. Not a word about punching priests, he wonders as he sips his morning coffee. And that’s weird. I’m sure the damage caused by Catholic priests and their international pedophile protection ring known as the Catholic Church is high enough to warrant flame wars on Facebook. And yet my Facebook feed has nothing about this topic.

Being a father he’s considered what he’d do if his children ever got molested. The local atheist isn’t a fan of punching anyone. After all, he has ridiculously thin wrists. He’s more of a baseball bat performance artist. Swing for the bleachers and all that.

Joking aside, the fact no one is talking about punching priests just shows how little parents and society in general cares about children. If the Catholic Church were hiding priests who were abusing kittens, then every church would be picketed. Nonstop.