This article is about the person sworn to by many humans. For the Mexican colorist, see Jesus Aburtov.

Jesus is presumably a human, but no facts are directly known about him or her, only other people's claims. For example, Sam Witwicky and his teacher both agree that, if Jesus were in the teacher's shoes, he would give the boy a dishonestly inflated grade to trick Sam's father into buying Sam a car.

Fiction

Beast Wars II cartoon

While fleeing from one of the Predacon BB's bacteria bomb missiles, the Jointron Gimlet cried out "Muchas, Jesus, mucho!" A Fearsome Combination Plan?

Live-action film series

Transformers film

Sam Witwicky's dad had promised him that if he kept his grades up, he would give him a car at the end of the school year. But on the verge of summer, Sam's grades were perilously low, and his only chance lay in a final presentation. This went disastrously, and the teacher was prepared to grade him harshly, but Sam explained his situation and begged for leniency. The teacher appeared unconvinced until Sam's final plea: "What would Jesus do?"

Sam was soon seen jubilantly headed for a car dealership with his father. Transformers

Revenge of the Fallen novel

According to Leo Spitz, Jesus was alive during the time Rome held influence in the world. He was also a notable religious figure, comparable to Muhammad or Buddha. He gave a lecture called the Sermon on the Mount, and Leo speculates that if the Internet had existed at the time, history would have proceeded much differently if it had gone viral. Revenge of the Fallen (novel)

Dark of the Moon film

As he was trapped in a building under attack from the Driller, Hardcore Eddie implored Jesus to make sure he got out alive. This seemed to work, as the building fell over, allowing him and the rest of his team to climb onto a neighboring building. Dark of the Moon

2005 IDW continuity

During Thundercracker's stranding on Earth, he investigated human culture. One of the things he saw over the eighteen months in hiding was a famous painting that depicted Jesus as a child. Seasons in Flight

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