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LOST DOCUMENT - PLEASE HELP

We were travelling down Schuykill Rd between Schoolhouse Rd and Hares Hill when a very important document blew out the window. If you find this document please let us know ASAP! From Me to ************@************.org:



Hello,



I saw that you lost your document on the road I live on, so I figured I'd go out and try to find it for you. I found several things that could be your document but due to your lack of details I am not sure if I have the right one or not.



Mike



From Jessica ****** to Me:



Can you please describe what you found! Thanks



J



From Me to Jessica ******:



Jessica,



Here are the three documents...I hope this helps:



The first document appears to be a receipt of some kind from McDonalds. It looks like the person paid for a McDouble and a small drink.



The second document is a page out of the Philadelphia Inquirer. It has the TV guide for the date of May 17th, 2010.



I can't quite figure out what the final document is...it is partially torn. On the front it says "NICKERS" and on the back there are some nutrition facts or something. It is very fancy paper - dark on one side and shiny on the other.



I hope one of these is your document so I can get it back to you safely.



Thanks,



Mike



From Jessica ****** to Me:



Great you found a receipt for food...a newspaper page...and a candy bar wrapper. Thanks a lot for the help jackass.



From Me to Jessica ******:



Well which one is yours?



Also, I found an empty coffee cup from Wawa if this helps.



Mike



From Jessica ****** to Me:



Do you honestly think any of that crap is what I am looking for??? Why would you even bother emailing me I swear to god



From Me to Jessica ******:



Well I wasn't too sure about the coffee cup, but I thought maybe you wanted the McDonalds receipt because I figured that anyone who is too cheap to pay for the extra piece of cheese, and opts for the McDouble instead of the Double Cheeseburger, would probably need that receipt to get some kind of tax deduction.



I also thought perhaps you were watching a really good movie on TV and wanted to know what it was called, which is why you would have needed the TV guide. I looked through the TV guide and saw that "The Hunt For Red October" was on that night...were you thinking of that? It was the movie about submarines.



As for the candy bar wrapper, I figured you were on a diet and needed to see how many calories the candy bar was so you could figure out what else you were allowed to eat for the day.



I was just trying to help. Maybe next time you should be more specific as to what the document is. If you are going to be ungrateful, then I am just going to throw these documents back into the street where I found them.



Mike



From Jessica ****** to Me:



None of those things are documents!! How stupid are you????



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