Professional radio angry man Alan Jones has been befuddling progressive types with some of his recent pronouncements.



From talking about climate change as "witchcraft" and muttering about stuffing a Labor prime minister into a bag and drowning her at sea, Jones is now decrying mining's impact upon the environment.



It's like if you discovered your cantankerous, often vicious, old neighbour tenderly nursing an injured dolphin back to health in a secret aquatic hospital he'd constructed.



This has been a shock to people across the political and business spectrum – a resources industry CEO recently attacked Jones's "progressive lifestyle and inner-city views."



Those hoping Jones will fully ditch pocket squares and shiny-buttoned blazers in favour of hemp are likely to be disappointed.



However, on occasion, Jones could be mistaken for the Greens – to the undoubted horror of both parties.



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