Posted by Andy, under INSTRUCTIONAL DIAGRAMS



“The softness of a baby’s butt is the stuff of legend. Maybe even myth. So… How could anyone want hide something so smooth and scrumptiously cute!?! Introducing Thongies, the new diaper on the block! They’re sassy and comfy. Diaper rash? Not with this breathability! Each Thongie is like a flippin’ wind tunnel! And because they’re so dainty, 384 of these puppies fit into just one package! They may not fully perform the function diapers are conventionally expected to, but when you mix style AND savings together… Who could ask for anything more!?! And, remember, Thongies aren’t just for hoochie mothers and beauty pageant mamas! Thongies are for every mom! Well, their babies at least.”

You don’t have to be a parent to imagine the horror. This bad product idea’s consequences speak for themselves. Or maybe they ooze and spatter for themselves. But there you have it. Diapers that can make your baby look like a “hot mess” and probably won’t catch his hot mess. Yes, we know. Thongies are 100% wrongies.*

* Remember that we are in no way recommending or condoning the creation, manufacturing, marketing or use of any of these product concepts. We are presenting them as absolutely horrible product ideas. Please direct any hate mail to NAMBLA, the IRS, the IRA or any other awful acronym.

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