With the rising number of protests and riots in North America, Donald Trump has been left with no choice than to take the most radical, bold move only Trump could make. In a press conference broadcast exclusively on Periscope, Trump had this to say:

“These protesters. The rioters. They are all terrorists and they must be stopped. I called my good friend Michael Sweet of Stryper. You know Stryper? Great band. Great band. Best band on the planet. There is no band greater. This band rocks so hard that you’re going to be tired of rocking. I have made an administrative decision and I have decided to activate a full-on Yellow and Black Attack on the protests. These people don’t stand a chance against the Killer Bumble Bees.”

“We are more than honored to step into battle for President Trump,” said Michael Sweet of Stryper. “I believe in Trump and everything he stands for. I mean, I love grabbing women by the pussy but I do it because God spoke to me and said it was ok. Stryper is ready to show these people how the rock should roll. We are prepared to go into battle for President Trump. We just had some custom guns made that will shoot Stryper Bibles. We will hit them in the face with the book of truth.”

Stryper also announced that they will be also hurling copies of their failed “Reborn” CD at the crowd.