Prescription drug abuse is supposed to be a growing problem or whatever, right? One o’ them hot-button issues poised for the solvin’? Well, stand back, I got this one. The key to solving this issue, like any issue, is following the path of least resistance. So, what we gotta do is, we gotta make it easier for people to acquire other drugs. You know, your heroins ‘n your PCP’s ‘n whatnot. Soon enough, they’ll all be hooked on that stuff instead, ‘n demand for your scriptaroos or whatever the junkies are callin’ ’em will fall faster than some sorta metaphor involving a hooker’s underwear. Problem solved.