Roadside Attractions

Movie: Winter’s Bone

Tagline: “Talking just causes witnesses”

Perhaps the worst tagline in history, this reads as if 1) it’s missing a critical chunk of verbiage, like, “Talking just causes witnesses to die!” or else 2) the phrase was first written in English, then translated into another language and then pieced back into English by someone who had not slept for days. And had a raging fever. And did not write in English well.

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