Ok, so let me start this off by saying that I suck. My gifts got to my like, two weeks ago and I'm only posting them now. I let my wonderful and lovely Santa know that I was going to be busy for a couple of days and would post ASAP. I obviously don't know the meaning of ASAP. Please don't hate me.

So ye, I basically got a box of pure unadulterated joy. You know when you receive something that makes you squeal with happiness. The kind of package that if you had to open it in front of the person who gifted it to you, it wouldn't be awkward at all because you're genuinely over the moon? Well this was that package.

First off, a handwritten card, which always makes these things so much more special and lovely in general. Thank you.

Before I list all my magical gifts, just go and look at how prettily this stuff was wrapped. Santa, you are a superwomen.

First off, I was gifted tings to calm the glitter lover in me. A beautiful make up bag, a hair fascinator and a super cute sparkly bracelet. I'm kind of hard to buy for in terms of fashioney things, but these are so perfect, I love them so so much.

I opened the biggest package second, because I have no patience. a Game of Thrones STEIN! A FREAKIN STEIN. I'm Irish, not American Irish, I live in Ireland, so I do like a drink. This has already been put to much use and is being used in lieu of wine glasses now. It rocks, and I'm sad that I can't bring it to the pub with me.

Last but not least. A bar of chocolate. with. bacon. in. it. Did you read that? Read it again. Bacon. In. It.

AND THREE JARS OF DIFFERENT PEANUT BUTTERS. I'm leaving my SO for these. We have 2 kinds of peanut butter here, crunchy and smooth. This gift has opened up a whole new world o peanut butter for me, and I'm never ever going back. They're so delicious. I experimented with dunking peanut butter kit kats into the banana granola one and now I'm steadily approaching diabetes.

Thank you so much Santa. You're actually just wonderful.