A misogynist is a man who disagrees with women.

A misogynist is a man who wants a woman to respect him.

A misogynist is a man who would hit a woman if she hit him first.

A misogynist is a man who thinks children in single-parent households grow up to have more problems than children raised in dual-parent households.

A misogynist is a man who believes that women are not always right.

A misogynist is a man who believes that men and women are inherently different.

A misogynist is a man who believes that it’s his right to approach women he finds attractive.

A misogynist is a man who prefers younger women over older women.

A misogynist is a man who doesn’t withhold his true thoughts or ideas just because he’s in the company of women.

A misogynist is a man who tells a woman to “shut up” if she’s talking out of her ass.

A misogynist is a man who thinks current divorce laws are unfair against men.

A misogynist is a man who believes that fat women are disgusting.

A misogynist is a man who doesn’t talk in politically correct tones like a White House spokesperson.

A misogynist is a man who thinks women from South America, Eastern Europe, and Southeast Asia are more feminine than American women.

A misogynist is a man who thinks it’s unhealthy to be obsessed with celebrity gossip.

A misogynist is a man who thinks false rape accusations are a problem.

A misogynist is a man who thinks men and women make the same amount of money for equal work.

A misogynist is a man who thinks women look better with long hair than short.

A misogynist is a man who believes that nature is as influential as nurture in determining personality.

A misogynist is a man who believes assertions must be scientifically proven before they are accepted as fact.

A misogynist is a man who thinks girls should play with dolls and boys should play with trucks.

A misogynist is a man who refuses to accept attacks on normal male behavior.

Most American women agree: I am a misogynist.