The Guardian has just published an actual, non-fictional op-ed that is titled "Is my Jewish three-year-old too young to learn about antisemitism?", about a concerned mother who is teaching her toddler about the Holocaust in case Jeremy Corbyn becomes Prime Minister.

The Guardian. Not The Onion. The Guardian.

"Perhaps they’re right and it is too soon even for this gentle introduction," muses Hilary Freeman. "I certainly don’t want to frighten or traumatise my daughter. And yet, in the current climate, with accusations of antisemitism in the Labour party making headline news virtually every day, and a rise in antisemitism all over Europe, this is an issue that is pertinent to her life and to her future, not just a story in a book. Many Jews in the UK are feeling very unsettled."

I mean, wow. Just... wow. I'm seriously tempted to spend the rest of this article just typing "wow". I wouldn't copy-paste it, either. I'd type it all out with punctuation and with feeling.

Surely this is as far as they can take this whole "Corbyn is a secret Nazi" narrative? Surely? How could they possibly take it any further into cartoonish lunacy than this? "Terrified by Tory polling decline, I took my cocker spaniel on a tour of Auschwitz"?

I hate mocking the fear of antisemitism, which is a real thing that does happen and should be condemned unequivocally. Even more, though, I hate the British media for making it both extremely easy and one hundred percent necessary to mock them for it.

They say that Corbyn is a secret Nazi who loves antisemitism over and over and over again like it's a real thing despite the complete absence of anything remotely resembling facts or evidence, then publish op-eds by ostensibly terrified mothers citing "accusations of antisemitism in the Labour party making headline news virtually every day" as the basis for her fear of her three year-old daughter winding up like Anne Frank. And then when this unconscionable behavior sees Corbyn decrying the mass media and pushing for reforms, the British press responds with headlines like "Corbyn is following the Donald Trump playbook on persecuting the media".

They can make this link because across the pond the narrative is being spun that the President of the United States is treating the mass media propaganda machine unfairly. Last week hundreds of outlets released coordinated op-eds decrying Trump's "war" and "assault" on the "free press" because he occasionally says mean things about CNN, meanwhile completely ignoring this administration's horrifying attempts to silence WikiLeaks and persecute Julian Assange for practicing journalism.

"We are not the enemy of the people!" these outlets proclaimed with one voice, chanting as one, repeating the same mantra over and over again like a hypnotist. "We are not the enemy of the people! We are not the enemy of the people! We are not the enemy of the people!"

Oh, fuck you. Yes you fucking are.

The mass media absolutely are the enemy of the people. Without question they are. They are the enemy of our entire species.

"Neither the great political or financial powers of the world nor the population in general realize that the engineering-chemical-electronic revolution now makes it possible to produce many more technical devices with ever less material," the brilliant inventor and systems theorist Buckminster Fuller once said. "We can now take care of everybody at a higher standard of living than anybody has ever known. It does not have to be 'you or me,' so selfishness is unnecessary and war is obsolete. This has never been done before. Only twelve years ago technology reached the point where this could be done. Since then it has made it ever so much easier to do."

Fuller said this in 1981. So why hasn't it happened yet? Why hasn't humanity turned its creativity and resourcefulness toward human thriving instead of warfare, exploitation, domination and ecocide?

Stuffy intellectuals who've spent too much time indoors might scoff and say it's because Fuller was wrong, that it is simply human nature that we should all be scrambling to get to the top of the heap by clawing at each other's flesh and stepping upon each other's heads until we kill our ecosystem and choke to death on dust and ashes.

I say that's bullshit. The reason we have not turned our creative power toward health and harmony instead of death and destruction is because we are being manipulated by powerful people who have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo. And they are doing so using the mass media.

Humans don't want to suffer and toil in order to make a few billionaires even more rich and powerful than they already are. Literally nobody wants that for humanity besides those billionaires and their immediate underlings. The reason we haven't yet used the power of our numbers to create a system wherein everyone gets their basic needs met and we all work in collaboration with ourselves and our environment instead of poisoning our air and water and spending medicine money on bombs is because there are screens in our lives convincing us all day in and day out that this is not in our best interest. Keep consenting to increasing degrees of corrupt crony capitalism. Keep voting for the same oligarch-owned two-headed one-party system day in and day out. Keep ignoring how the US military is the worst polluter on earth and how the cost of the Iraq war could have purchased the planetary conversion to renewable energy.

Day after day after day the public's psyches are pummeled with these deceitful narratives which manufacture consent for war, exploitation and oppression instead of health and thriving. The only thing keeping us from rising like lions in unvanquishable number as in the Percy Bysshe Shelley poem and creating a healthy world is because we are imprisoned in a psychic cage made of propaganda narratives. The billionaire-controlled mass media are the enemy of the people in the same way a cage is the enemy of a bird.