I kept waiting for this to turn fully weird, or to reveal itself as irony. But no, this is actually Marshawn Lynch peddling Skittles for an online shop-at-home infomercial thing. People really buy huge packs of Skittles because they see stuff like this, I guess.

It proves once more what we've always known: Marshawn Lynch actually loves to talk for cameras. Just not about football.

And hey, congratulations to Marshawn on his nuptials!

Skittles marriage is very real and legal.

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