Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Roach But Were Afraid to Ask."

CD Projekt Red has released a darling video in celebration of April Fools Day. I could tell you what's included, but that would ruin the magic. Just go watch it and be happy.

In a press release that accompanied the video, CD Projekt Red's totally real and not at all made up April Loofs, the Senior Executive Officer of Incremental Revenue Acquisition & Fun, wrote "We're always listening to gamers, and gamers are telling us they are throwing money at the screen and nothing happens. That's why we're extremely thrilled to be able to make something happen."

And the video description? Also gold.

"A horse is a horse is a horse, of course. Roach is the name of Geralt's horses, each and every one in turn. Not sure why he calls 'em all that. Lazy? Doesn't get attached? To animals? Might be because one day he caught a roach, which is a common fresh-water fish. A big one. Decided he'd celebrate by naming his horse after it. We considered a bunch of options, but Doobie and Spliff seemed off-lore. Anyways, here's a special developer video that will show you Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Roach But Were Afraid to Ask."