If you’re like me and you have no kids, this is the post for you. Welcome to our world. You know these memes all too well because you’re living them every single day.

If you have kids… well, it’s only forever. Don’t worry. I’m sure all of those hugs you don’t get are worth it.

No no, I’m kidding of course. You get a TON of hugs. How much are you paying per hug? $10,000? Have you ever done the math.

Nevermind! Let’s go!

1. *sniff* what am I gonna do with all this cash????

2. I think you’ll be very successful at that!

3. Okay. Yes. That tracks.

4. There’s a Simpsons reference for everything

5. Diaper free since forever!

6. Well, that sounds fulfilling!

7. Cheese please!

8. No you can’t have that… said nobody to me!

9. OMG! What??? You don’t want humans of your own?!

10. Eliza… you bae!

11. This guy knows what’s up!

12. Morpheus knows his shizzz…

I don’t know… I think I want to have kids now. Because who likes freedom and money. Nobody! That’s who! Hahahahahaha… oh boy.

No, but seriously… what are the best reasons for having kids? Let me know in the comments. Convince me. Please.