I've been very successfully stalked by someone who also lives in Seattle! I've received a "Tyrion Lannister" tea blend (I didn't even notice that at first - just getting a bag of tea was exciting enough), "Faceless" t-shirt, and a collapsible grocery bag (a very Seattleite gift - I shall forget to bring mine no more).

I don't know who you are, Santa, but I'd like to brew you a pot of tea :)