Of all the various disciplines of evil sorcery the top has to go to The Necromancer. Being able to reanimate the dead and bring them to horrifying life as your mindless servitors is badass. Especially if you have a village of peasants to crush. And I think we all have a few of those. Am I right guys? Am I right?

Who wouldn’t want the powers of a necromancer. With a few esoteric words and gestures I could crush the living, raise the dead, and bind spirits to do my bidding.

Granted the duties “I” would assign my undead minions would be a little more pedestrian than other practitioners of the dark arts. Zombies would get my mail for me… and I guess I’d use the cold generated by ghosts to air condition my house and keep my fridge cold.

Come on, think of the savings in electricity. I’m a genius.

Okay maybe not. Actually being a Necromancer would suck in today’s world as most bodies are entombed in a steel sarcophagus and buried in a concrete vault with six feet of heavy heavy dirt on them. Ain’t no zombie minion getting out of that.

However, I would submit to you that if a zombie does manage to get out of that…. RUN! Because that’s the Liam Neeson of zombies and he’s gonna F*#K you up.