"Ah, finally the prophesied hero has arrived to vanquish the Black Crystal Dragon!"





Generic Hero: Yeah! Don't worry, I'll defeat whatever monster shows up with the powers of love, friendship, and plot armor!





"Excellent, now allow me to show you the beast you must defeat."





Generic Hero: No matter what it looks like, I'll defeat it!





*Shows image*





Generic Hero: Nope. You can keep this stupid sword, these holy gauntlets, and the rest of this stupid blessed armor. I ain't fighting that!







"But you said-"





Generic Hero: I. Said. NO!

