I love this bike: the way the drivetrain seems to shake itself into alignment every time I pull away, then smoothes out and tubba-tuvvas fit to burst; the way that the sun, now it's finally out, causes the instruments to reflect in the curved screen, creating a sort of head-up display, but upside-down, back to front, distorted like Salvador Dali's pocket watch and very analogue; even the way the left-hand bar grip came off in my hand during a tight turn and left me charging like a cack-handed cavalier wielding a bladeless sabre.