Hey there PS4 surgeons. Our game has been out for a month now, and guess what? Some of you bought it – woohoo! Thank you! It gives us a nice, warm, fluffy feeling inside to know that in some way, we’ve probably pushed the cause of medical science forward a few decades by creating this life-like simulator. Sure, we may be responsible for a little trauma too, but you know the old saying: “To make an omelette…” Malpractice makes perfect, right? We told you that in all of our marketing documentation. Didn’t read it? Not our fault!

Some of you did MORE than just buy the game. Some of you used our game to strengthen the unique bond you have with your significant other:

Some of you used it to mock your friends and make them cry (and gag):

And some of you did THIS:

We have no words. In fact, three seconds of silence just to absorb just how amazing that was.

*pause*

Meanwhile, we were doing this:

So yes. Thank you for playing our game, and for making us laugh with the crazy vidyas you made, and the gifs you tweeted at us.

Because we’re in a good mood, for a week from 24th September there’s 40% off the game for EVERYONE on PlayStation Store, but 50% off if you’re a PlayStation Plus subscriber. Don’t miss out on this chance to achieve your dreams – it’s cheaper than medical school, and 67% as effective! See you in court!