<begin transcript> Agent █████ : Good afternoon, Dr. ██████. Dr. Enting : You’re my 11:45? Please, call me █████. Agent █████ : Sure, █████. Dr. Enting : …Actually, scratch that. Dr. ██████ is fine. Agent █████ :: Sure, Doctor. Now, let’s get down to business, shall we? Dr. Enting : Yes, of course. [papers shuffling.] Agent █████ : I came to tell you about the foundation I work for. Dr. Enting : Foundation? Agent █████ : Yes, the SCP Foundation. We specialize in the acquisition and >containment of anomalous objects and entities. Dr. Enting : SCP… What does that stand for? Agent █████ : That’s classified, but our unofficial motto is “Secure, Contain, >Protect.” Dr. Enting : So, you put Bigfoots and aliens in a cage? Agent █████ : SCP-1000 is the proper term, and both of those entities are >currently impossible to contain. Dr. Enting : …That was a joke. Agent █████ : I understand that, Doctor. [silence] Agent █████ : We read your paper. Quite a fascinating plant you have there. Dr. Enting : Is it one of your “anomalous objects or entities?” Agent █████ : Precisely. You’ve discovered an SCP, Dr. ██████. Dr. Enting : So, you’re going to confiscate it and erase my memory with a >flashing pen or something? Agent █████ : It will be taken into containment, yes. Dr. Enting : Fantastic. My first scientific breakthrough, confiscated by the Men >in Black. Agent █████ : Not so fast, Doctor. The Foundation is interested in your assets. >After all, you are the one who discovered this, and managed to keep it discrete. Dr. Enting : Yeah, well it's been one hell of a week. My perception of reality has >been a little shaky lately. Agent █████ : I understand, Doctor. We’d like to offer you a job. Your first >assignment would be writing up a report on that plant. Dr. Enting : Why should I trust you? Agent █████ : You’d like proof? Dr. Enting : Very much so. Agent █████ : Very well. I did expect you to be somewhat perturbed about >this, so I pulled some strings and was allowed to bring something with me. [Agent █████ produces from his briefcase a small sketchbook and opens the cover, >revealing a pencil sketch of a woman. Upon closer examination, Enting sees that the woman is >animate, and able to move within the confines of the paper. Dr. Enting : Well… Hello there. Agent █████ : This is SCP-085. You may call her Cassie. [SCP-085 waves >silently, and Agent █████ closes the sketchbook, putting it back in the briefcase.] Dr. Enting : God damn. You people really know where Bigfoot is? Agent █████ : SCP-1000, and yes. You should read the files once you get the >proper security clearance. Dr. Enting : You’re talking as if I've already accepted your offer. Agent █████ : Do you accept our offer? Dr. Enting : Yes. <end transcript>

Below is a transcript of the interview that took place on █/█/20██, at 11:45 AM, PST. Agent █████ was instructed to inform Enting of the Foundation’s directive and attempt to convince him to join the Foundation as a researcher. If Enting refused, Agent █████ was given clearance to administer Class-A amnestics to erase any memory of the SCP Foundation.

Richard Enting discovered the SCP Foundation when a Foundation mole referred him to us upon Enting's discovery of SCP-███. Since joining the research team, Enting has yet to submit an admissible SCP report, but has confidence he will “Come up with something good at some point or another”. Currently, he is involved in experimentation on SCP-038 (The Everything Tree), and has finally succeeded in causing SCP-038 to produce pencils from its branches, thereby neutralizing the recent pencil shortage at his site. After 24 hours of being picked from SCP-038, the pencils, when used by personnel, fused to the skin of anyone who was currently using it, draining the user’s body of minerals and converting them into synthetic graphite, eventually resulting in dangerous vitamin deficiencies in personnel, weak bone structure, and eventually [DATA EXPUNGED], followed by death. The pencils have since been classified as SCP-████, and Dr. Enting has received a reprimanding and demotion to Junior status.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 are to be kept together in a standard humanoid holding cell, with two key-operated security checkpoints. Various children's toys and books are to be provided, as well as three meals a day. All personnel cleared for interaction with SCP-XXXX are to wear full hazmat gear to prevent any physical contact with SCP-XXXX. All instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are also to be placed in a standard human holding cell until their death.

Description: SCP-XXXX is 2.4 meters tall, and weighs approximately 108 kg. SCP-XXXX is a slender humanoid wearing a brown suit and bowtie with the head of a white Oryctolagus cuniculus(European Rabbit). All instances of SCP-XXXX have no visible mouth, and have not made any vocalizations of any kind. Experiments have shown that it does not breathe, and is presumably indestructible. SCP-XXXX's clothes will never tear, and it never shows any sign of exhaustion. SCP-XXXX spends its time tending to and caring for SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a young girl, currently four years of age, and of British descent. SCP-XXXX-1 is very familiar and affectionate with SCP-XXXX, and seems to be able to hear it speak. SCP-XXXX-1 has requested SCP-XXXX to read it a storybook, and SCP-XXXX has complied. SCP-XXXX-1 appears to hear SCP-XXXX read for it, although no other personnel do. SCP-XXXX-1 has provided a vague explanation for SCP-XXXX's anomalous behavior (See Interview-XXXX-1).

SCP-XXXX constantly offers a handshake to anyone who comes near it. If any human being comes into physical contact with SCP-XXXX, they will begin to perceive an identical copy of SCP-XXXX in the room. The subject is the only one who can perceive their SCP-XXXX-2. There is no apparent limit to the amount of instances of SCP-XXXX-2 that can manifest.

SCP-XXXX-2 will perform basic servant duties for the subject, and seems to be indestructible like the original. It will respond to any name that the subject assigns to it.

When asked to perform favors pertaining to assisting the subject with moving about (i.e. carrying, pushing wheelchair, etc.), SCP-XXXX-2 will perform the duty with extreme violence (ex.: When D-5828 asked their instance of SCP-XXXX-2 to carry him to the door, SCP-XXXX-2 picked up D-5828 and threw him at the closed door, showing disproportionate physical strength. D-5828 was killed in this incident.) SCP-XXXX does not display this behavior with SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX and its copies has displayed extreme physical prowess in multiple situations. The heaviest object it has lifted so far was 2 metric tonnes, and it has been clocked moving at speeds of up to 30kmph. There are a few tasks it either refuses to or is unable to perform, instead bowing as a sign of apology. These commands include:

*Commands requiring it to speak

*Sexual favors

*Being instructed to kill or harm the original SCP-XXXX

*Showing itself to other people

*Producing objects out of thin air, or causing objects to disappear

In addition, SCP-XXXX-2 has a secondary effect on its host that manifests over time. The subject will continually grow lazy as time goes on, and after █ weeks, the subject will refuse to perform any kind of physical action other than speech, and relies on SCP-XXXX-2 for every physical need. Once these effects have manifested, SCP-XXXX-2 will refuse to adhere to any requests made by the subject, causing extreme emotional distress. the subject will refuse assistance from anyone other than SCP-XXXX-2, and will eventually die of neglecting their basic needs; water, food, waste, breathing, etc.

Interview-XXXX-1