Okay, this photo is creepy AF.

x Look at the face. Look at the eyes. The face of a man in prayer; or being prayed to? ItÃ¢ÂÂs about the attitude you bring to your prayer. ItÃ¢ÂÂs about how much you humble yourself before God, even when others are praying for you. https://t.co/WlsW5gSaHw — Michael Steele (@MichaelSteele) February 29, 2020

That doesn’t look like a man in humble contemplation of his blessings so much as a high priest fixing to cut out an enemy’s heart with an obsidian knife and swallow it before it stops beating.

Are they praying for the pr*sident’s protection or summoning his demon avatar?

“Oh, Lord, please smite Donald Trump’s enemies. Cleave their tongues to the roofs of their mouths; turn their crops to dust and their oxen to somewhat thinner oxen. Plunder their stores of grain, and make a creepy vestigial twin appear on the back of Adam Schiff’s head who does nothing but sing the Armour Hot Dog jingle all night. In Jesus’ name we pray. Amen.”

Evangelicals, behold your false prophet.

Enjoy being on the wrong side of history. Again.

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