Another anonymous opinion piece has appeared in the New York Times, which the editorial board say they are publishing unadulterated in the interest of the country.

“We’ve haven’t so much as spell-checked it, and boy does it need it.”

Titled “Trump Is The Greatest! So Grayte! I’m Really Grate”, the brief jumble of words is said to be by a very senior member of the Trump administration, who wishes to let people know what it’s really like inside the White House.

Most members of the administration have already denied writing it, saying they could never pen anything so rife with grammatical errors and run-on sentences, regardless of the actual content.

“My second grader would be embarrassed to turn that in.”

Its publication already has people poring over it for clues as to the identify of the author, just as they speculated that the word ‘lodestar’ could be a clue to the previous anonymous op-ed’s source.

“In this case the generous use of the non-word ‘covfefe’ is revealing.”