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Around the same time, one of Piers Morgan's stringers hacked into the phone of Sir Paul McCartney's wife and stole some highly personal, and highly valuable, information -- the type of gossip used to sell Morgan's grotty little scandal sheet, The Daily Mirror, the cornerstone of Morgan's $20 million fortune based on tittle and t*tties.

This is Part IV of "A lex Jones, Guns, Piers Morgan & My Penis ," my first series of columns for Vice magazine. Get the whole series at www.Vice.com - including the full version of this story . This week only, at the Vice site , readers may download my bestseller, Billionaires & Ballot Bandits , free of charge.



Next Wednesday in Vice: The XL Keystone Pipeline, Hugo Chavez and the Brothers Koch.



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Piers Morgan (L) and US Ambassador to the Queen Louis Susman (R) at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel. The guy in the middle is a literary agent cadging free drinks.

Piers Morgan and My Pee-Pee

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