If intelligence officials did actually end up giving Donald Trump fake briefings, what would they say?

Wonder no more. Twitter users are imagining how the discussion with the GOP presidential candidate would go via the #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing hashtag. Journalist and humorist Nina L. Diamond started the fun on Friday night and it’s now trending worldwide.

The discussions range from revealing inane facts about popular culture to clearing up possible confusions ― such as telling the former reality TV personality that the Cook Islands are not really where chefs are trained.

Check out some of the best posts here:

Martians live in a secret room in the White House. #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Nina L. Diamond (@ninatypewriter) July 30, 2016

The NSA finally reveals to him the identity of who let the dogs out. #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Juan (@jrivera64) July 30, 2016

Cook Islands is not where they train chefs. It's a place. #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Fielding Mellish (@n64k) July 30, 2016

When people from all over the world are booing/laughing at you, that's a form of respect in their culture. #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — googergieger (@googergieger) July 30, 2016

Yes sir we know you are already very intelligent but this is different. #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Pam Locker (@anditshard) July 30, 2016

Trump was briefed on really how much wood can a woodchuck chuck. #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Juan (@jrivera64) July 30, 2016

Watch every episode of The West Wing, tell him it was actually a top secret documentary about US shadow govt. #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — MNI, Highly Neurotic (@MenNeedIt) July 30, 2016

Sir, please don't take this as a compliment, but you are currently the most dangerous threat to the country.#FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Laura Silverman (@LJSilverman1) July 30, 2016

#FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing No you can not declare war via twitter. Someone explain the concept of twitter wars pic.twitter.com/EHM7z2mBjG — Heather Hardison (@muvipsycanalyst) July 30, 2016

#FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing Alex Jones is the brother of Tom Jones. — Steven Savage (@StevenSavage) July 30, 2016

Intelligence and Trump in the same sentence. Sounds fake enough already. #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Jennifer (@Jenplaysflute) July 30, 2016

We have a secret air base filled with paper airplanes.#FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Nina L. Diamond (@ninatypewriter) July 30, 2016

Colonel Sanders in Kentucky has surrendered #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Billie (@billiiethekidd) July 30, 2016

"The Dothraki prepare to cross the Narrow Sea. Winter is coming." #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing — Will Mosher (@WilliamMosher) July 30, 2016

Organized group of radical thespians prepared to take over Globe. #FakeTrumpIntelligenceBriefing pic.twitter.com/uTN5kijqcL — Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) July 30, 2016

Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.