This year's Santa has clearly had a good read of my hints page and through my reddit posting history - resulting in a gift of a mug reading "keep calm and smash a mac", with a beanie baby kitten stuffed inside it. This is probably because I spent too much time on r/pcmasterrace, put that I don't like Apple products, and regularly try and whore out my fluffy Birman kitten for karma.

The mug will be taken to work, and will be used when colleagues that insist on using Macbooks sheepishly summon me over to ask me how to connect to the wifi for the 57th time that week.