I was shocked to find a package on my doorstep Sunday morning, and lo and behold it was my gift! Such speedy shipping! I quickly discovered the Pearson Anatomy Coloring Book (4th Edition) within the unassuming box. A little research tells me this is commonly used as a study aid for nursing students, but I have much more nefarious plans in store for it.

Thanks Santa! Now I can finally complete The Ritual with my new advanced knowledge of human anatomy! :)