CAIR PARAVEL, NARNIA–Russian soldiers, having inadvertently entered into Ukraine earlier this week, have once again found themselves stumbling into another country’s territory. While engaged in field training, disoriented Russian troops made their way fifty miles into Narnia before being captured by a battalion of talking rabbits and badgers.

Mr. Beaver, the Narnian ambassador to the UN, called the act a full-scale invasion and expressed belief that the Russians are supplying weapons to the demon army. “They’re in cahoots with the White Witch, I tell you. I’ve seen minotaurs walking about with carbine assault rifles. How they go from rusty axes to automatic weapons in one month?”

U.S. officials have denounced Russia’s involvement, claiming to have intelligence of Russian soldiers training Imps on anti-aircraft weaponry near The Shuddering Wood.

Vladmir Putin dismissed accusation as frivolous, explaining that the path his soldiers took—winding from the Russian border, through Europe, overseas to England, into the house of Digory Kirke, and through a magical wardrobe—was a one-time mistake based on miscommunication.

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