My secret Santa gift finally arrived (after my post office forgot to leave a card three weeks ago) and it's making me giggle. I didn't mention that I'm not religious and this sure isn't my size so I don't know if they intended to offend me or what but I like it.

"I just got my nails did." I'm pretty sure if I wore this, half my office wouldn't speak to me for a while lol. Thanks Secret Santa!