Why, hello there. I'm Kuzco, the great, powerful, and incredibly handsome emperor of the Inca empire. That's right, I said EMPIRE. Not some dinky kingdom. That means I rule over multiples of those little things. I may be only 18, but I don't need anyone else telling me how to run things because I'm that amazing and tremendously intelligent. Yes, I know what you're thinking. Why does this guy talk about himself so much? Well, why not? I mean, it's all about me, right? Who wouldn't want to talk about the nicest guy in the world? Enjoy basking in my glorious presence, peasant! Oh. And one more thing...

Don't throw off my groove.

-- i n d e p e n d e n t r o l e p l a y e r --

adoring subject(s).

