On this week’s “Hot Takes & Sausage,” hosts Beef Wellington and Kyle Stroganoff lend their expert analysis to the incident that rocked the Major League Soccer world during this past weekend’s crucial Conference Semifinal round. On Sunday night, on live television, and in front of thousands of sweet, innocent Canadians, Montreal Impact forward and deposed king of Côte d’Ivoire, Didier Drogba, tackled and tried to dismember Columbus Crew goalkeeper Steven Clark.

It was amazing scenes.