Like the One-Ton Human Hamster Wheel, life is an endless cycle, and man but the hamster Sisyphus, endlessly struggling forward but never truly moving as death's boxing glove slowly, somberly lowers its flag upon us.

As such, Marc Summers will continue his own ceaseless cycle and once again go Down the Hatch, fed into that foamy maw of nostalgia, and make his return to hosting Double Dare.

According to Entertainment Weekly, Summers and Double Dare will go through the oversized Wringer that is Comic-Con and emerge to be broadcast for the first time live. On July 22, at 9:30 PM, fans who once hoped to climb into the "Kid Farm" will render the gigantic ant farm a tragically unmistakable "Adult Farm," competing in a one-off event that revives the classic game show of the '80s and '90s.

Those wishing to vicariously live their dreams of winning an Armitron watch, a boombox, and a BMX bike can watch the competition streaming on the Facebook page of Nickelodeon's The Splat. But beware: if thou gaze long into the massive, snot-filled nostril, the massive, snot-filled nostril will also gaze into thee.