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About

Paper Mario Glue-hoo is the third entry in the Paper Mario series, following Paper Mario Sticker Star and Paper Mario Color Splash. The game will be released exclusively for the Gameboy Micro, sometime in late 2069.

Story

The story starts during the night of the Glue Fest, where the citizens of Decalburg come to witness the Glue Astroid, which is said to make everyone's wishes come true. As Princess Peach, Mario and the Toads celebrate the event, Bowser and his troops suddenly crash the party to claim the Glue Astroid. The Toads try to prevent Bowser from touching it but fail, and the comet breaks into two Royal Glue Sticks, one of which falls on Bowser’s head making him significantly less powerful. Mario tries to attack him, but feels that the battle will be so one sided that he would rather take a nap. Mario later wakes up with the Glue Fest in a disaster: Toads have been stuck everywhere by Bowser, and the Princess missing. After regaining consciousness, Mario meets Gluey, a Glue fairy and the caretaker of the Royal Glue Sticks. After a conversation with him(or her, the gender is ambiguous), Mario then suggests that he will help it get the Royal Glue Sticks back, and Gluey finally agrees with him and gives him an AK-47.

Gameplay

After receiving criticism from fans over Paper Mario Color Spash's few redeeming qualities, producer Kensuke Tanabe decided to return to the style of the first Paper Mario game, Paper Mario Sticker Star for the next installment, while also simplifying the gameplay so that it would be accessible to coma patients. In battle, Mario has absolutely no control of his own actions, leaving his actions up to random chance. Taking into account criticism from fans about battles being pointless, the developers decided to add an experience points system into the game, causing Mario's stats to decrease after each battle. In the overworld, Mario must walk in a straight line all the way to Bowser's Castle, while traveling to a variety of interesting locations such as Toad Grassland, Toad Dessert, Toad Beach, Toad Snowfield, Toad Jungle, Toad Mountain, and Toad Airship. Mario can also use Gluey to summon generic red toads, who will each tell Mario a hilarious joke about paper, which the developers totally didn't come up with in like five seconds.

Development

When asked about the development of Paper Mario Glue-hoo, Miyamoto-kun said,"When I was a child, I was always fascinated by the idea of beasteality. I tried fucking a dog once when I was in college, but dog pussy doesn't feel nearly as good as human pussy. That is why Mario has eyes in Paper Mario Glue-hoo".