I don't know who you are, Secret Halloween Santa, but I want you to know that you actually made me scream when I opened this. Several pounds of Twizzlers? A book on comedy writing? An exact copy of the Power Rangers action figure that was cruelly taken away from me on an elementary school field trip?

Your stalking skills amazed me. I had forgotten all about the post I made about this pink ranger action figure. Thank you for totally making my day. I may not know your reddit username, but I do know that I love you. Please enjoy these goofy photos.