"Want a bite?"

-I'm not paying for it, Pinkie!

"Awww... Come on. Don't be like that."

-Like what?

"Like.... aponywhodon'tpayforitsfriendbecauseheis... cheap?"

-Hey! I'll show you!

"One bit?"

-One bit!

Five sundaes later.

"See? That was not so bad."

-You ate the last four by yourself.

"But you said you were too sick to keep up... So..."

-Speaking of... I got to go to the bathroom...

"Uh... okay."

Runs to the bathroom door.

An hour later.

"What takes that pony so long? Oh my gosh, maybe he/she is d-"

Waiter: Miss Pie?

"Uh... Yes, it's me."

W: Someone asked me to give you this note. And here's your bill.

"Uh...."

-Dear Pinkie, enjoyed the sundaes? Now, enjoy to pay. Bye! Signed: Anon.

"WHAT?!"

W: So, how are you going to pay, miss?

"With a vengeance!!!"

W: Uh... We only take cash or credit card.

"Credit, then."



BEautiful work