There are a lot of conversations happening online about ordaining women to the priesthood. I’ve heard from authorities that since these conversations aren’t presided over, they are…. distracting. That is so true. Not only are they distracting, it is heading down a dangerous path. As Mormon Blogger Aaron Brown pointed out to some of us,

If women are ordained, what’s to stop LDS Church leaders from ordaining toddlers, or house pets, or toaster ovens? Have none of you thought about the slippery slope problems???

I am so glad Aaron has shined an important light on the concerns many faithful saints have already been asking around the interwebz. Luckily, some vigilant Sisters took right to the photoshop to stand for Truth and Righteousness, because standing for Motherhood and our Womanhood is one thing, but who will speak for the other potential victims of ordination?

(Images below by the brilliant,hilarious and talented Sarah Braudaway-Clark)

Sure, men can perform saving ordinances, make the final administrative decisions and preside in love and righteousness, but can they do this?

Besides, who would want the priesthood anyway? Toasters have enough to do as it is!



I just am so sad that toasters that want to be ordained don’t understand the important part they play in the grand scheme of things……



It’s probably because they get easily distracted with the temptations and pressures of the world…..



Remember lady bread, It’s MANna from Heaven. Not WoMANna.



We can’t mess with the natural order of things patterned after centuries of tradition!



Small things can be a really big deal.



Toasters should know their place! (Usually on the counter next to the appliance garage).



This is just silly. Everyone knows Toasters are too dumb to read manuals….



You think butter is slippery?

Problem solved?



LDS Toasters are incredible!!

