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What a fascinating specimen. We currently do not know if it is of this world, and it is certainly a high interest to the scientific community. Is it an animal? Is it human? Is it a menace to this Earth or just simply a misunderstood creature attempting to assimilate itself in modern day society? Nobody knows, and it’s time to finally gather more info it and discover if it could be a friend to humanity, or foe.

In fact, Clickbait Smits is going to personally help out the scientific community and donate $5 AMERICAN DOLLARS to anyone who captures this creature in the wild. It CANNOT be in his natural, work, or any private habitat as it’s simply be too dangerous. It’s also illegal to disturb an endangered species inside his own, or anyone’s personal home. But anytime you see the specimen in the streets, at the bar, or anywhere in public, take a snapshot of it and email it to ClickbaitSmits@gmail.com. IF we end up using the evidence for scientific purposes, leave your Venmo and Clickbait Smits will donate you $5 (again, in order to receive the funding we have to publish said material). Capture a VIDEO of the creature while saying “All Hail Clickbait Smits” while having the creature hear you while in public and we will donate $10 AMERICAN DOLLARS to the cause.