Man who had his Amazon package stolen from his front porch by brazen blonde goes on hilarious crusade to catch the culprit

After his Amazon package was stolen from his front door step, Tim Lake thought he would have a little bit of fun trying to catch the thief.

The Arizona man has surveillance cameras at his home which send him a screenshot every time someone comes to his door.

Last week, a blonde woman brazenly walked up to his door step in pure daylight, snatched his newly-delivered parcel and ran away.

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Nonchalant: Last week, a blonde woman walked up to Tim Lake's door step in pure daylight, snatched his newly-delivered parcel and ran away

Getaway: She runs off with her stolen goods in hand

Funnyman: Tim Lake shed a crocodile tear over the loss of his ice cube trays and coffee pods

'She runs off in the distance in this weird kind of (trot), like she has a flat tire and is scurrying off,' Tim told CBS5.

Realizing the thief had stolen ice cube trays and some coffee pods that he ordered, Tim thought he would get a little creative trying to catch the culprit and made a hilarious Wanted poster, plastering it over his neighborhood.

'On Friday, the second day of August in the year of our Lord 2013, I was suddenly and deliberately robbed by an unknown assailant,' the poster reads.

'So y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your internet purchases because they are robbin' everybody out here.'

He then gives an email address for anyone with any information - HeatherbraeDriveJustice@aol.com - and underneath puts the witty disclaimer: 'I don't care what Google say, AOL is still cool.'

Tongue-in-cheek: As for the description of the woman? Well according to Tim she is a 'jerk, about yay high with vacant uncaring eyes'

Wanted: He plastered his hilarious poster all over the neighborhood in the hope to catch the thief

As for the description of the woman? Well according to Tim she is a 'jerk, about yay high with vacant uncaring eyes'.

Her hair is a 'cheesy blonde dye job' and her distinguishing marks are 'a shameful and super awkward running style'.



He told CBS5 he is only making light of the situation because the value of the package was a mere $22 - 'plus the annualized per order cost of an Amazon Prime Membership....which, side note, is totally worth it' - he writes.



And as if his tongue-in-cheek poster wasn't enough, he then channeled his inner Liam Neeson when asked what he wants to say to the robber: 'I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But I will look for you. I will find you, and I will convict you,' citing lines from Taken.

