Microsoft’s Xbox is a terrible console that nobody should ever buy. Ever. Under any circumstances. It’s technologically inferior to other consoles, prone to failures, overpriced, and underfeatured. And let’s not forget the parent company, Microsoft. Why would you buy a product from a company known for their terrible customer service and general poor quality? Microsoft isn’t exactly a reputable hardware company, and they never seem to make their customers happy with any products, so do you really think Xbox will be an exception? Buy a Wii or a PlayStation. Leave game consoles to the experts, not money hungry, heartless monopolies that repeatedly fail to make the public happy. Or better yet, buy a computer. You’ll be glad you did.

No, I don’t own an Xbox, never have and never will. No, I don’t like Xbox. No, Xbox’s graphics/gameplay do not impress me, PlayStation blows it away. Xbox Live is overrated and a gigantic waste of money. Why does Microsoft insist on charging you for access to something that others don’t? Why would a software company decide to jump in the game console market? My guess is because Microsoft is just after another market to try to dominate by sheer quantity, because we all know Microsoft can’t do quality. Xbox is widely known to have reliability problems. RROD and disc read errors are common. What kind of quality is that? And have you ever called their tech support? Its just awful, but don’t take my word for it, read through the comments and see for yourself.

Why would they care about you and how you feel? They know damn well that you’re going to keep paying for Live. They know you’re going to keep buying games. I know you’re going to. You know you’re going to. And why? Because you’re ignorant to the competition and have no idea just how much better your other options are. Try out owning a PlayStation or even a Wii, and then honestly tell me why Xbox is so great. You just cant, because the other options are so much better in every way. Sony has been doing what they do for a long time, they know what they’re doing. And Nintendo has been making games since before most Xbox players were born.

But of course they don’t care. But then again, why would they? They already have your money. They have no reason to impress you or do anything for you. It’s sad that they would completely fuck over their own user base, and it’s even sadder than you continue to let them. As I said, you don’t have to believe what I’m saying, just take a look at all the comments and you’ll see I’m not alone.

Xbox is an inferior console, and that’s just a fact. Its only useful feature is to hold a soda can on top of it. If you can give me one good reason why Xbox is better than the others, please submit it.

Go ahead, stand up for your precious console.