When someone sends me some fucked up Peeperz-worthy news, news that occurred in the great state of Florida. I know it’s going to be a doozy. Like this report of a man being arrested for (allegedly) driving his car around naked while jacking off….with an eight inch orange plastic toy pistol up his ass with the end of it tied to his upper leg so it didn’t uhhh….get lost up there.

Two days ago a tow truck driver called the police during rush hour when he spotted 49 year-old Robert Casey speeding around in his jeep on the interstate highway and apparently not wearing any clothing with, in the truck driver’s words, “his hands were in his groin area moving around.”

When the cops found the vehicle with the nude, wanking, driver, and tried to pull him over, Mr. Casey attempted to put his clothes on while still driving the car ending up half-ish dressed when the police finally got him to the road’s shoulder. He was arrested and patted down, which is when the lucky officer discovered the toy gun poking out of its hiding place. Casey’s been charged with lewd and lascivious behavior.

Thank you Florida, keep ’em coming.

Via Gawker.com