man: no one is around. perfect time to pass this gas man: alright. been holding that such a long time girl: hi tim! good to see you! let me get all close to you for a hug! tim: hey! tim (thinking): she's gonna smell the farts! i only have one option... tim: get away from me! i just farted! big farts! girl: uh... tim: shoot. just thought of a second, much better thing to say...