"DRINK ME" potion (20)

Lets you adventure in The Rabbit Hole in The Nearby Plains

abominable blubber (10)

+20% Combat Initiative

So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

adder bladder (10)

Weapon Damage +10

airborne mutagen (20)

+50% Meat from Monsters

+25% Item Drops from Monsters

Angry Farmer candy (10)

Sugar Rush

+20% Combat Initiative

Muscle +5%

Moxie +5%

Mysticality -10%

ant agonist (10)

+30% Combat Initiative

augmented-reality shades (50)

Moxie +100%

+10% Pickpocket Chance

bag of Cheat-Os (10)

+20% Meat from Monsters

bag of lard (10)

+50 Sleaze Damage

bag of pygmy blood (20)

Restores 30-40 HP

Regenerate 8-12 HP per Adventure

bag of W&Ws (15)

Moxie +15

baggie of powdered sugar (10)

+10% Meat from Monsters

ballast turtle (20)

Lets you breathe underwater

banana smoothie (5)

All Attributes +40

baobab sap (10)

+20% to all Muscle Gains

beard incense (20)

Deals Stench Damage every round

Ben-Gal™ Balm (3)

Muscle +15%

bent scrap metal (10)

Damage Reduction: 10

big dribbly candle (10)

Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure

black eyedrops (10)

Sublime Spooky Resistance (+9)

black eye shadow (10)

Spell Damage +15%

Black No. 2 (10)

Moxie +15

black snowcone (20)

Recover HP and MP after battle

+5 to Familiar Weight

+2 Familiar Experience Per Fight

+3 Stats Per Fight

+50% Meat from Monsters

+30% Item Drops from Monsters

bloodstain stick (20)

Regenerate 8-10 HP per Adventure

blue grass (20)

+40% Meat from Monsters

+20% Item Drops from Monsters

bottled inspiration (10)

Mysticality +20%

Moxie -20%

bottle of antifreeze (10)

Sublime Cold Resistance (+9)

bottle of Mystic Shell (10)

Damage Reduction: 30

bottle of pirate juice (10)

Moxie +100

bottle of rhinoceros hormones (10)

Muscle +100

box of Dweebs (15)

Mysticality +15

can of Binarrrca (50)

Arrr.

can of black paint (10)

So-So Resistance to All Elements (+2)

can of spinach (10)

Weapon Damage +30

cheap cigar butt (10)

Damages Attacking Opponents

cigar box turtle (15)

+5 Hot Damage

+5 Cold Damage

+5 Stench Damage

+5 Spooky Damage

+5 Sleaze Damage

coal dust (15)

Moxie +20

cold nuggets (5)

+3 Cold Damage

cold powder (5)

Slight Cold Resistance (+1)

colorful toad (10)

+2 Hot Damage

+2 Cold Damage

+2 Spooky Damage

+2 Stench Damage

+2 Sleaze Damage

comb jelly (20)

Makes you harder to hit (when underwater)

concentrated garbage juice (20)

+75 Stench Damage

cordial of concentration (5)

Spell Damage +10%

cranberry cordial (5)

+10% Meat from Monsters

cyclops eyedrops (10)

+100% Item Drops from Monsters

deadly lampshade (20)

+75 Spooky Damage

100% chance of poisoning opponent

delicious candy (15)

+100 Spooky Damage

+100 Damage to Spooky Spells

deodorant (10)

Monsters will be less attracted to you

devilish folio (30)

Grants access to the Suburb of Dis

disintegrating spiky collar (10)

+5 to Familiar Weight

Dogsgotnonoz pills (10)

Sublime Stench Resistance (+9)

donkey flipbook (10)

Sublime Sleaze Resistance (+9)

eagle feather (20)

+20% Item Drops from Monsters

Eau de Guaneau (10)

+50 Stench Damage

Elizabeth's paintbrush (25)

+25 Hot Damage

+25 Cold Damage

+25 Stench Damage

+25 Spooky Damage

+25 Sleaze Damage

elven suicide capsule (10)

sugar rush

ennui-flavored potato chips (10)

Mysticality +30

experimental serum G-9 (40)

Muscle +90%

Mysticality +90%

Moxie +90%

experimental serum P-00 (20)

???

extra-potent gremlin mutagen (1)

All Attributes +50%

eyedrops of newt (5)

Moxie +25

eyedrops of the ermine (5)

+5% Item Drops from Monsters

fake blood (10)

+50 Spooky Damage

fire flower (10)

+50 Hot Damage

fish-liver oil (5)

Maximum HP +50

Muscle +10%

fitness wristband (50)

Muscle +100%

Maximum HP +50%

Regenerate 20-25 HP per Adventure

flask of baconstone juice (10)

Mysticality +50%

Spell Damage +11

flask of hamethyst juice (10)

Muscle +50%

Weapon Damage +11

flask of porquoise juice (10)

Moxie +50%

+6% Meat from Monsters

+5% Item Drops from Monsters

freezerburned ice cube (10)

+50 Cold Damage

Friendliness Beverage (20)

+5 to Familiar Weight

Frogade (5)

Muscle +25

Fudge Fiber Armor Plating (20)

Damage Absorption +200

Damage Reduction: 20

funky dried mushroom (10)

Mysticality +50%

funny bone (30)

+40 Damage vs. Undead

future drug: Muscularactum (25)

Muscle +50%

Muscle +15

+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight

giant giant moth dust (50)

Muscle +10

Mysticality +10

Moxie +10

giraffe-necked turtle (15)

+30% Combat Initiative

glittery mascara (3)

Mysticality +15%

Glo-Pop (10)

Regenerate 3-5 MP per Adventure

glob of spoiled mayo (10)

Deals Sleaze Damage every round.

green candy heart (10)

All Attributes +3

+3 to Familiar Weight

gremlin juice (5)

Regular Attacks Can't Miss

gummi turtle (15)

+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight

hair spray (3)

Moxie +15%

handful of hand chalk (5)

Never Fumble

Weapon Damage +3

+3 Pool Skill

handful of Laughing Willow bark (100)

Mysticality +100%

handful of pine needles (10)

Monsters will be more attracted to you

handsomeness potion (5)

Moxie +5%

+3 to Monster Level

henna face paint (10)

Regenerate 25-30 MP per Adventure

hyperinflated seal lung (20)

Lets you breathe underwater

hot coal (15)

+25 Hot Damage

hot nuggets (5)

+3 Hot Damage

hot powder (5)

Slight Hot Resistance (+1)

industrial strength starch (20)

Muscle +20

Mysticality +20

Moxie +20

irradiated pet snacks (10)

+10 to Familiar Weight

irradiated turtle (15)

Regenerate 4-5 MP per Adventure

jabañero-flavored chewing gum (5)

Mysticality +5

Moxie -5

jagged tooth (1)

Weapon Damage +10%

jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade (10)

Muscle +20

Knob Goblin love potion (5)

Moxie +2

Knob Goblin perfume (1)

You smell like a Knob Goblin harem girl!

Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray (10)

+5 to Familiar Weight

All Attributes -10%

Knob Goblin steroids (5)

Muscle +2

lavender candy heart (10)

All Attributes +3

+10% Item Drops from Monsters

libation of liveliness (5)

+20% Combat Initiative

lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum (5)

Muscle -5

Moxie +5

lotion of coldness (10)

+10 Cold Damage

+20 Damage to Cold Spells

So-So Stench Resistance (+2)

So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

lotion of hotness (10)

+10 Hot Damage

+20 Damage to Hot Spells

So-So Cold Resistance (+2)

So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)

lotion of sleaziness (10)

+10 Sleaze Damage

+20 Damage to Sleaze Spells

So-So Hot Resistance (+2)

So-So Stench Resistance (+2)

lotion of spookiness (10)

+10 Spooky Damage

+20 Damage to Spooky Spells

So-So Cold Resistance (+2)

So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

lotion of stench (10)

+10 Stench Damage

+20 Damage to Stench Spells

So-So Hot Resistance (+2)

So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)

lump of Saccharine Maple sap (100)

Moxie +100%

lynyrd musk (30)

+15 Stench Damage

You Smell Like a Lynyrd

mangled finger (20)

Regenerate 4-6 MP per Adventure

marzipan skull (5)

sugar rush

Meleegra™ pills (5)

Weapon Damage +10

Mer-kin hidepaint (10)

Monsters will be less attracted to you. (Underwater only)

Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler (10)

+200% Meat from Monsters

Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub (10)

-50% Combat Initiative

Muscle +25%

milk of magnesium (10)

You like food; food tastes good.

Milk Studs (15)

Muscle +15

mocking turtle (15)

+10 to Monster Level

monkey barf (1)

Deals Stench Damage every round

moose thought (10)

Mysticality +20

Mortimer's nostrum (10)

+100% Gear Drops from Monsters

mother's little helper (10)

Damage Absorption +50

Damage Reduction: 10

-1000% Combat Initiative

mouse skull (20)

Occasionally attacks your enemies for you

Mr. Mediocrebar (10)

All Attributes -30%

musk turtle (15)

Monsters will be more attracted to you

neurostim pill (10)

Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure

O'RLY manual (20)

+4 Mysticality Stats Per Fight

oil of expertise (5)

Makes your Muscle and Moxie equal to your Mysticality

Oil of Parrrlay (5)

Damage Absorption +30

Damage Reduction: 10

Slight Resistance to All Elements (+1)

oil of slipperiness (5)

Makes your Muscle and Mysticality equal to your Moxie

oil of stability (5)

Makes your Mysticality and Moxie equal to your Muscle

ointment of the occult (5)

Mysticality +100%

old bronzer (25)

Moxie +10

+20% Combat Initiative

+2 Moxie Stats Per Fight

old eyebrow pencil (25)

Muscle +10

Weapon Damage +5

+2 Muscle Stats Per Fight

old rosewater cream (25)

Mysticality +10

Spell Damage +10

+2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight

orange candy heart (10)

All Attributes +3

+5 Hot Damage

+5 Damage to Hot Spells

orcish hand lotion (10)

Never Fumble

Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure

Regenerate 6-8 HP per Adventure

orcish nailing lube (10)

Weapon Damage +10%

orcish rubber (10)

-2 MP to use Skills

panty raider camouflage (10)

+100% Combat Initiative

papotion of papower (5)

Weapon Damage +10

Spell Damage +10

+2 Stats Per Fight

pec oil (20)

So-So Hot Resistance (+2)

So-So Cold Resistance (+2)

So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)

So-So Stench Resistance (+2)

So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

PEEZ dispenser (5)

sugar rush

perfume of prejudice (5)

+5 to Monster Level

perl necklace (20)

+25% Meat from Monsters

philter of phorce (5)

Muscle +100%

physiostim pill (10)

Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure

pickle-flavored chewing gum (5)

Mysticality +5

Muscle -5

pill cup (30)

Muscle -20

Mysticality -20

Moxie -20

pine tar (30)

Reduced chance of fumbling

pink candy heart (10)

All Attributes +3

+20% Meat from Monsters

pirate brochure (10)

Muscle +10%

Polysniff Perfume (10)

So-So Stench Resistance (+2)

poppy (10)

Regenerate 1-3 MP per Adventure

possibility potion (10)

+100% Combat Initiative

potion of potency (5)

Weapon Damage +5

potion of temporary gr8tness (5)

All Attributes +100%

pressurized potion of perception (5)

+50% Item Drops from Monsters

pressurized potion of perspicacity (5)

Mysticality +300%

pressurized potion of pneumaticity (20)

Lets you breathe underwater

pressurized potion of proficiency (5)

+8 Stats Per Fight

pressurized potion of puissance (5)

Muscle +300%

pressurized potion of pulchritude (5)

Moxie +300%

probability potion (10)

Muscle and Moxie +/- ???

programmable turtle (15)

So-So Hot Resistance (+2)

So-So Cold Resistance (+2)

So-So Stench Resistance (+2)

So-So Spooky Resistance (+2)

So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2)

pygmy phone number (15)

He is violent and unpredictable!

pygmy pygment (10)

Muscle +25

radium-flavored potato chips (10)

Moxie +30

really thick spine (15)

Muscle +5

+1 Muscle Stats Per Fight

red and green rain stick (30)

-10 to Monster Level

red blood cells (100)

Regenerate 5-10 HP per Adventure

red foxglove (10)

+75% Combat Initiative

Maximum HP +200

reodorant (10)

Monsters will be more attracted to you

robot grease (30)

+15 Sleaze Damage

Rock Pops (3)

sugar rush

ruby on canes (20)

+150% Combat Initiative

Weapon Damage +10

salamander slurry (5)

Mysticality +25

salt wages (30)

Maximum HP +25

+25% Meat from Monsters

sea salt crystal (5)

Makes you a better diver

seal-brain elixir (20)

All Attributes +25%

sealhide seal doll (10)

Damage Reduction: 3

+50% Muscle

+10 Damage against Seals

seegar butt (10)

Slight Stench Resistance (+1)

serum of sarcasm (5)

Moxie +100%

shark cartilage (15)

+20% Meat from Monsters

Makes you a better diver

+3 Pool Skill

sizzling seal fat (10)

+25 Hot Damage

+60% Combat Initiative

sleaze nuggets (5)

+3 Sleaze Damage

SPF 451 lip balm (10)

Sublime Hot Resistance (+9)

spooky eyeliner (10)

Mysticality +20

Muscle -10

Moxie -10

spooky lipstick (10)

Mysticality +20

Muscle -10

Moxie -10

spooky nuggets (5)

+3 Spooky Damage

spooky powder (5)

Slight Spooky Resistance (+1)

spooky sap (5)

sugar rush

spooky sound effects record (10)

Deals Spooky damage every round

Squat-Thrust Magazine (20)

+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight

stone wool (5)

Damage Reduction: 3

super-spiky hair gel (5)

Muscle +6

Moxie +6

Super Weight-Gain 9000 (10)

Maximum HP +300

Swabbie™ swab (10)

+30% Combat Initiative

tainted seal's blood (10)

+3 Muscle

+3 Weapon Damage

Regenerate 3-5 HP per Adventure

tamarind-flavored chewing gum (5)

Muscle +5

Moxie -5

Tasty Fun Good rice candy (5)

sugar rush

teeny-tiny magic scroll (10)

Mysticality +100

Texas tea (10)

Maximum HP +30

Maximum MP +30

that gum you like (5)

sugar rush

the most dangerous bait (20)

+30 to Monster Level

thin black candle (10)

Muscle +10

Mysticality +10

Moxie -5

tiny dancer (20)

+20% Item Drops from Monsters

tomato juice of powerful power (5)

All Attributes +50%

true grit (10)

Weapon Damage +20

Muscle +20

tube of dread wax (10)

Damage Reduction: 10

turtle pheromones (30)

Helps you tame turtles

twinkly nuggets (5)

Weapon Damage +3

twinkly powder (5)

Damage Reduction: 3

Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide (100)

unstable DNA (10)

All Attributes +10%

vial of baconstone juice (5)

Mysticality +50%

Spell Damage +11

vial of The Glistening (15)

+20% Combat Initiative

Damage Reduction: 5

weremoose spit (20)

Muscle +10%

Moxie +10%

white candy heart (10)

All Attributes +3

+1 Stat Per Fight

+1 Familiar Experience Per Fight

wind-up ensign (20)

Attracts enemy attention.

wind-up navigation droid (20)

+25% Combat Initiative

wind-up vampire teeth (20)

Attacks enemies every round and restores HP

wind-up Whatsian robot (20)

Attacks enemies every round

wintergreen-flavored potato chips (10)

Muscle +30

yellow candy heart (10)

All Attributes +3

+20% Combat Initiative

Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick (20)