Happy Veterans Day, America. Celebrate with this female MMA fighter, Tara LaRosa, who yesterday in Portland jujitsued a crazy broad to the ground. Far be it from me to question the mental quality of she who identifies as professor, but the squished and squealing screecher seems seven shades of nuts to me. But don't take my word for it, watch this loco lady yourself:

When Tara saw crap going down, she didn't get on Twitter to hashtag. She didn't petition AOC to raise taxes on the rich. She didn't pen a wordy post on Medium.com about how women are oppressed by the patriarchy while completely ignoring what kind of pretzels media is twisting itself into in order to protect the Epstein didn't kill himself story. No, my gal Tara here stepped up and cracked some heads.

Now, I couldn't help but develop this surging feeling of respect for Lady LaRosa, so I did a little bit o'stalking on her Twitter profile. Let's just say, I think I may be a fan.

My favorite thing about MMA is how it seems to be the last remaining bastion of trash talk. Expert use of the versatile fornication under consent of the king, there. Also, did you know "fuck" doesn't actually stand for fornication under consent of king? Mind blown.

Frankly, I'm surprised flags are allowed in Portland. It's been a while since I actually stepped foot in the place, but in my reading of Nike's hometown, it doesn't seem a real patriotic locale. So it's fair to say the trash harpie who got her head treated to a little sidewalk pillow talk, probably wasn't expecting much pushback on her "I hate Trump, screw your flag" display.

Fortunately, Tara isn't a pushover. Double fortunately, cell phone cameras.

For the full live stream of Tara putting her skills to use beyond entertaining the peoples, check out her stream.

I nominate Tara for the next Disney Princess.

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