It’s too bad Tim Riggins, Ty Webb and Danuel LaRusso aren’t real athletes, but here’s the next best thing: Faux trading cards based on those iconic sports movie and TV series athletes.

They’re painted by Cuyler Smith and posted on Instagram, and wow, I want all of them.

Here’s Riggins from Friday Night Lights:

Bill Murray as Bill Murray in Space Jam:

For all you Caddyshack die-hards:

Quack.

Rookie of the Year‘s Henry … Runamucker?

This one isn’t from a movie, but it might be the best of all:

(Hat tip to Brobible for sharing.)