Republican National Committee to replace elephant logo

Republicans announce the elephant has outlived its usefulness and no longer represents the party today

It’s true. The infamous Republican elephant is headed out the door soon to be replaced by the noble condom. Here is the story:

The RNC announced it’s changing the emblem of the Republican Party – from an elephant to a condom. RNC chairman Reince Priebus explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party’s current stance owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.

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