… getting a free t-shirt that fits, ever.

… not having to dart in front of your party to make sure you’re the person asked by a resturant hostess if you want a booth or table.

… going to the gym and not being harrassed about everything by EVERYONE.

… never getting the “are you kidding me” face from a stranger in an elevator or airplane.

… not paying $100 for a seat belt extender for your car.

… being called fat by everyone. Friends, strangers, to your face, behind your back.

… not having your SO be questioned by strangers b/c (s)he loves you even though you “aren’t sexually attractive.”

… never having to wonder if any of the furniture you buy will sustain your weight.