Original Air date: January 6th, 2020

Caption: RJ stops by mid show. Matt has a dentist story.

Running time: 1:59

Recording location: The Churn version 7

Contents show]

Topics Edit

Jacob is upset by a loss from the Saints. Paul gets distracted that the St. Louis Baseball Cardinals were playing in the football game. Matt makes a joke about the Houston Astros cheating with trash can lid drumming.

The hosts talk about the Australia Wildfires. Johnny Australia makes an appearance talking about how he was going to rebuild a fence.

Matt confirms more Penn and Friends dates in January and some dining room shows. He also saw Lance Burton carrying a kerchief. The hosts then talk about carrying hankerchiefs. Paul believes that this is generational.

A Fake Commercial for Racist Hanky Whiskey.

The hosts talk about the new Chris Angel video about jumping the grand canyon in a car. Paul proposes a parody of this trick.

The Vegas Parking and Weather jingle is played before reading a story about a dentist setting a child's mouth on fire.

Paul comes up with a tweet about a vinegar-seeking Whinnie the Pooh.

The hosts say some nonsense in falsetto.

A Fake Commercial for Fire-retardant mouth gauze, which is a creature

RJ shows up. He talks about the Targeted Individuals group that he overheard talking about the government controlling men to get up and pee in the night and women orgasm.

RJ describes a hallucination he had on psychadelics. The hosts talk about taking those drugs.

RJ talks about potentially getting a bariatric surgery. He pulls out a hanky.

Scoopmail Edit

Scoop Nurse sends in story about a guy pooping in a coffee cup to turn into a lab for testing.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

There was no Jock vs. Nerd in this episode.

Characters and Bits Edit

Hanky Williams Jr. - Blowsephus - with the Monday Night Football theme related to blowing ones nose.

Sand in the Mouth where you drill - to the tune of REM's stand.

Paul desdcribes the movie "Black Water."

Psycho-Tropic drugs, takes you right to island time.

Episode art provided by twitter user @slakingfool.