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B

bail see out.

ball bust major hell-ride.

ball-hog rude bogart.

ball swell tour wound.

ball tick scene fixture.

bam bam has to get going in order to complete soundcheck.

be great or be gone tape rolling (see "ding-ding-ding!").

bean-spill accidental self spiel.

bell gut pack, as in "bellin' it."

bellig as in belligerent, major tude.

bim georgism, tiny-pad circuit accessory.

binga one lost sometimes.

blow by prequel to loop.

bofus literally "I've found it!"

bogart bumrush.

bomb pop watt on the "loose nut" tour.

bones see government art collection.

boom stick see thunder broom.

boss see him/her who deals.

bout tunes.

broister swelter pad.

brother invaluable.

butt snicker georgism, see floater/bottom fish.



C

cave empty gig, ton of reverb.

chick-ching the transferring of many bones.

ching-kwon-dough more than one bone, as in "beaucoup dinero."

choad one who is hesitant.

choke a fan at the plate.

chopless lack of chops.

chow major part of experience.

clams chokes, usually on stage in front of people.

coiler expression sculpted in a "coiling booth."

concussion pad tour van seat prop.

corporate pawn obvious palooka.

cuda tour mode that promotes heavy chowing.

cut big scissors.



D

davein' it christening the pad.

"ding-ding-ding!" sound of tape beginning to roll.

dumper chow purge.



E

econo a way of life.

elbow pop behind a motorhome shit drain/breakage on freeway.



F

first engineer scott crew member on watt's phone machine.

flick georgism, off the back of a motorcycle.

floater if you're really healthy ("bottom fish" if you're not).

flow float the trip.

frap george's wake up greeting.

fully blown georgism, all the way live.

fuego required by mota.



G

gordo bloat.

government art collection them little green paintings.



H

hambone solo.

hand puppet someone seen butt-pickin' themselves.

headslap alarm clock-like.

head pop right off the knee.

hell-ride tour, big drive in van.



I

...ian turning a vowel into a verb.



K

kind just right.

knee pop critical watt injury/weakness.

knobman sound engineer (liable to be thrown over ropes at any moment).

koa as in hahd/your spirit.

konk sleepytown.



L

load dodge tradin' the rambler for a dodge.

loop sequel to blow-dry.



M

machinery plumbing.

mackin' georgism, tongue wrangle.

major nobody has-been that never was, average mersh.

mat recording studio floor.

mersh commercial.

mota puff.

mouse minion.

mulehead stench breath.



N

nolaning it bap bap bap.

nut sack scrotum.



O

one-on-one tug-o-war solo record.

out adios.

out of the race passing a disabled vehicle.

"over the ropes" out of the picture (see scissors).



P

pad establishment.

paralytic the manity's (as in hugh manity of orlando, fla) puff.

petri dish see ring.

phone jock typical booking agent.

piss bottle life saver.

pomp daltrey stage pose.

pop sound made by my knee breaking.

prac getting ready for the gig - in no way a "rehearsal."

practice pad where one pracs.

pretendo mtv spiel.

pucks burgers.

pull toy little truck.

pushbroom bass.

push cart vw (see pull toy).



Q

q pedro chow down.



R

rehearsal for actors & actresses, not band people.

ring the recording studio, as in "get in the ring."

rope trick stage holding banter, have to fold it.

round tune.





S

sailor militant band member.

salmo-bloat see short stay.

schtick endeavor.

scissors out.

shadow box see davein' it.

shelf life there is no life beyond shelf life.

short stay quick dumper after weak chow.

shovel chow.

sidemouse one who does your chow while waiting for theirs.

slackjaw alert and at attention.

sour certain look that says something.

spiel pitch (see schtick).

sploogie boy martin gig.

splorch wart big mug zit.

springboard to flow for others.

spunk pad run down joint.

square john (your name here)

star of the show least valuable player.

stuff chow.

swim team nut sack crew.



T

team motto "when you ain't playin' you're payin'."

thunder broom bottom tool.

tired clone soldier stance.

tour-spiel old sea yarn.

trainwreck ensemble playing.

tub brain.

tude as in pomp.

tug persuade.

tugboat nurturer.

twitch fire georgism, a looker (see bim).

twofer duet.

tymp express intently.



U

unit hair piece.

utensil mota device.



W

wac pipe fitter.

wail freedom song.

wang clever person.

wang towel clean up crew (see sploogie boy).

wigger a go-off, as in heidi.

wind baggin' on the phone forever.