SINGS My Santa brings all the elves to the yard, And they're like he's better than yours, Damn right he's better than yours, He can teach you, But he has to charge.

He knows you want it, The thing that makes you do, What the elves go crazy for. They lose their minds, The way he wind, I think its time...

Aiiit, gather up folks, and learn from the PRO santa that I got.

All I did was to mention, in passing, that I liked collecting erasers. BOY O BOY O BOY...he SANTED me one hundred erasers!!! Sorry for the potatocam, but damn they're fine!

Not only that, but he sent them to me within a week! It was my bad (I wasnt at home) that it took so long to post. So sorry, Vespera23.... you are awesome, and deserve a 1000 upvotes. Thanks !!