



Welp, it's Summer in Texas again. Needless to say it's hot as hell, but I'll take this moment to soak up this heat for the next 12 years while I can, because we don’t have a choice…because we’re all gonna die if we don’t… because of temperature…I won’t even say if it’s because it’s too damn hot, or too damn cold because depending on the day and what these progressive-democratic-socialist nuts think or feel, it could be

depending which way the wind blows (or if it’s blowing at all).





So my initial thoughts, as you might have already guessed, is that this thing is complete bull. If “climate change” or “global warming”, or whichever term they feel is more expedient at the time, was such a big deal, then it would be the only thing we’d hear about, everyone would be on board with this.



I don't think that our so-called leaders in power, or Americans for that matter, would be too quick to make the sacrifices necessary to save the planet. I could be wrong though, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that: I don't think that our so-called leaders in power, or Americans for that matter, would be too quick to make the sacrifices necessary to save the planet. I could be wrong though, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that:





People would totally stop buying and selling ocean front properties because they’re afraid of flooding from rising sea levels. We’d all stop driving our cars and riding bikes to work instead to prevent CO2 gasses because carpooling wouldn’t even be good enough. And by the way, Bob Murphy's studies show carbon actually promotes the growth of vegetation…so immediately, what the heck? Oh, and naturally politicians would cease the use of their private jets.





And of course, the U.S. would immediately stop its production of over 9 million barrels of oil a day and stop becoming the world leader in production. We'll just let the Saudis fill the gap. Maybe they’d go as far as to kill off their first borns to eliminate a heavier carbon footprint, because believe it or not, some people actually think that the Earth is warming because there are too many people on the planet. So what? Are you saying you want the human species to die out? Just stop breeding? Good luck telling that to the Catholics. No offense, Catholics. You walked right into that one. Lemme have a little fun in my moment of grief.





People will stop buying and selling baby wipes. Which I know they make flushable ones but to be COMPLETELY HONEST, I am a cheap ass, and buy the non-flushable ones. And I simply do not care if I am “damaging the environment” because frankly, I will commit a polar bear genocide JUST to be sure my ass is squeaky clean. Subjective value, BABY!



And of course, we’d stop all the wars and bring our troops home.