SUPERVISOR: One of my employees told me she was having a problem with some of her equipment. She talked to you about this?

ME: Yes, she did.

SUPERVISOR: What was wrong?

ME: Do you want the truth?

[SUPERVISOR nods suspiciously]

ME: Nothing was wrong. She made a few common mistakes, got frustrated, and insisted her equipment was broken.

SUPERVISOR: Ah. So, what did you do?

ME: The same thing I always do in these situations. I lied and told her there was something wrong with her hardware, then I pretended to fix it.

SUPERVISOR: Sounds good to me. Wait, you never did that with me, did you?

[Awkward pause]

ME: umm…No.

By: Remy