What they're saying about Jonny Glow

"Women from as far away as Portugal and Mozambique are buying the product for their husbands"

"…Fluorescent adhesive strip for the toilet rim the helps prevent nocturnal misfires by men"

"A glow in the dark strip for the inside of the toilet so people don't miss it in the dark"

"Affordable. Water-Resistant Genius"

"Guys, you'll never have to stumble around trying to find the toilet in the dark. And gals, you'll never have to worry about falling into a cold wet basin because your idiot man left the seat up again"