Phoenix Jones Is Accused of Interfering with a Drug Overdose, Responds in All Caps

Incredibly entertaining Slog tipper Agent Beryllium sent along this Facebook screenshot of a man accusing Phoenix Jones of interfering with a drug overdose and endangering a person in need of expert emergency care. Here it is:

Sponsored Library Curbside Pickup Service is Now Available! Place holds online, then schedule a time to pick up at select locations by mobile app or phone.



Click to enlarge.

Agent Beryllium sums up the message: "Phoenix Jones didn't know what to do when he found someone clawing at their own face in the midst of a drug overdose. This is probably because he's used to seeing people clawing at their own faces and screaming. Because of the pepper spray he just shot into their eyes."

Just a few minutes ago, Phoenix Jones posted a screenshot of the above Facebook comment with his reply on Facebook. I'm including the text of his response in full below. I have no idea what some of this message means. I'm not sure if any non-superheroic, mere mortals can understand Phoenix Jones's coded superhero language without a decoder ring. Anyway, here we go:

IM NORMALLY NICE TO IDIOTS BUT IN THIS CASE IM GONNA MAKE AN EXCEPTION. 1, WHEN WE ARRIVED ON THE SCENE YOUR FRIEND WAS ROLLING AROUND ON THE GROUND GRABBING HIS FACE SO I ASSUMED HE HAD BEEN PEPPER SPRAYED. YOU WERE EXTREMELY RUDE AND COMBATIVE SO ME AND MY TEAM DECIDED TO WALK AWAY.

2, MIDNIGHT JACK A MEMBER OF MY TEAM, RECOGNIZED THE SYMPTOMS OF AN OVERDOSE AND CALLED 911, NOT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE YOU WERE WITH. 3, WHEN THE PARAMEDICS SHOWED UP YOU TRIED TO SAY HE WAS FINE AND BOTH OF YOU TRIED TO WALK AWAY. 4, THE FIRST MEDIC RESPONDER THOUGHT THE SITUATION WAS SO SERIOUS THAT THEY CALLED A 'STRAIGHT RIDE' WHICH IS A RIDE STRAIGHT TO HARBOR VIEW HOSPITAL. 5, THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT FACT IS THAT MY CHEST CAM AND STEADY CAM WERE RUNNING THE ENTIRE TIME. I WAS NOT GOING TO POST AN OVERDOSE RELATED VIDEO TO PROTECT YOUR FRIENDS JOB AND REPUTATION. Michael Jack Brinatte ALSO KNOWN AS RAZOR HAWK I AM GETTING REALLY TIRED OF SO CALLED "SUPERHEROES" JUMPING ON ME WHEN YOU DON'T PATROL OR DO ANYTHING OF CONSEQUENCE. Support The Stranger More than ever, we depend on your support to help fund our coverage. Support local, independent media with a one-time or recurring donation. Thank you! @URBANAVENGER THE WHOLE @NYI @WAI WE REALLY SHOULD WORK TOGETHER BUT INSTEAD YOU ARE VULTURES THAT WAIT FOR ANY MOMENT YOU THINK MIGHT DISCREDIT ME OR MY TEAM. IM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN THE ENTIRE RLSH COMMUNITY THAT'S WHY I LEFT. FEEL FREE NOT TO TALK TO ME POST ON MY PAGES. IF YOU SPENT HAVE THE TIME YOU DO TROLLING MY PAGE YOU WOULD ALL BE MORE EFFECTIVE "HEROES" (IM EDITING THE VIDEO NOW AND WILL HAVE IT UP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BUT ITS A LONG CLIP. IF YOU HAVE A VALID COMPLAINT OR REASON YOU DONT WANT IT UP YOU CAN SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE).

If you're coming in late, Phoenix Jones is a grown-ass man who calls himself a "superhero." That's just about everything you need to know.