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00:00oh how I love when I slow don’t forget00:15myself and not go round I lost my feet00:21that I love you too bad that dreams00:27don’t just come true staying put not00:32making sense yeah I’ve been living in00:35the previous dance why won’t you help me00:38move on I can’t look can’t make amends00:44yet so sad when I leaving friends but00:47we’ve been going song give me back the00:53conversation I’m sorry I lost my00:56patience no I just can’t catch a break00:59yet I’m always like yes still always01:01wait in forget myself01:12[Music]01:18to pathogens or just come true01:24picking it and my banana pants having01:27fun hitting that banana grab I love just01:30wasting my time in it checking my01:36Instagram01:37no whip won’t turn me to a better man I01:40know it’s killing my vibe I do my words01:46just seem inefficient I’m scared of the01:49recognition I’m sorry it’s you want01:52missing to tell the truth I can make it01:55different01:57so forget myself and02:06[Music]02:11too bad the Jews are just coming true02:16suddenly I can see the world has it’s02:21supposed to be in the pain son my heart02:24is left my church unseen we can be02:30anyone we wanna be in the world can put02:34our worry down to read but I can’t find02:38[Music]03:05myself03:10[Music]03:36too bad that dreams are just garbage03:44[Music]03:49[Music]03:56you04:01[Music]04:01[Applause]04:07[Music]04:09[Applause]04:12you04:12[Applause]04:13[Music]04:18[Applause]04:20you04:22[Music]04:28[Applause]04:28[Music]04:34[Applause]04:41morning good afternoon or good evening04:43and welcome to the vanguard for spike04:48Vina Turia’s je w cohan04:51I am Matt Wright and together we are04:53traversing the muddied waters of freedom04:56I like that was that um have we never04:59used that before05:00notorious juw I don’t know but I’m about05:05to go on like this whole 90s rap artist05:08pun thing that’s fine05:10I love it I’m surprised cause I’ve been05:13called that a lot before so I’m05:14surprised it’s first time on the show05:15hey everybody how you doing whoo how is05:20everybody doing on this fine fine week05:24we just hope you all had a lot of fun at05:29home at home at gluing nothing odd much05:33on the Internet absolutely nothing be05:37just being just a new normal of being05:40home on the Internet great I mean05:44honestly we really don’t have to say ask05:46what you were doing because we’ve gotten05:48hourly updates we already know when one05:52of who has been up to05:53we know how you’re doing in we’re05:56concerned if you need to reach out we’re05:58here we love you Matt Hicks asks to make06:02it the new normal and Maria Eden bozos06:05barely sober unless he Sobers good good06:08to be we’ve been essentially sober both06:12of us for going over dan dan foul says06:15day one two three eight nine oh two five06:18seven two three eight seven of06:20quarantine loads of fun that’s what it06:22feels like it’s tough when you’ve06:24already gone through all your snacks06:25that you were intending to make last06:27till like June oh it looks like I am06:31about to I just got a notification oh it06:35looks like I’m about to be shelter at06:40home from the from Florida just from06:45Pinellas County well breaking news if06:48you’re in Pinellas County06:50it’s looking like that’s gonna happen06:51tomorrow you’re not allowed to leave06:54your house unless it’s to go to the06:56store with a bunch of other people and06:58crowd together in a panic and not social07:01distance with a bunch of other people07:03who the only thing they can do is go to07:06the store – and the hours are restricted07:10so you’re all going at the same time and07:12that way you’re all huddled together07:14coughing on each other yes but don’t go07:17anywhere else because that would be07:19dangerous07:20Oh bass our good friend bass over on the07:24tube of you says his company gave him 8007:27hours of paid leave for the pandemic07:29jeez that sounds nice well I mean the07:34Trump checks we’re about to get way more07:36we’re getting paid brah about to get07:38paid Lee maybe maybe you’re maybe not07:40the Trump Pelosi checks mack nick says07:44once again spike alone is once again07:46publicly masturbating by watching his07:48own podcast that’s not confirmed we I07:53don’t know what spike does underneath07:56that table that’s really none of07:57anyone’s business honestly so first and08:03foremost allow me to thank Benjamin08:06Daniel Morris chestnut chestnut the08:09sixth for the kava that I drink on08:13pretty much every episode of this show08:15and allow me to thank Kroger Leon Smith08:21mystical from No Limit Taye Diggs08:29restore for my purified drinking water08:32and allow me to thank my wife for the08:35taste orange juice for this orange juice08:37the orange juice wouldn’t give me more08:39of a ship we already have these08:40quarantine ease and chief these08:42quarantine ease of orange juice and that08:45we need more I told her we need more and08:47she said we don’t and I said we08:50definitely do08:50and she’s me but I’ll see you to get08:53through we need the vitamin C to get08:54through to like August08:56bula vinaka boo oh yeah boo Wanaka08:59forgot to say that this09:01okay so yeah we’ve had a few streams are09:05up on all of them in they all look good09:08yeah yeah not a single Norman when that09:10happens usually by now we have run into09:13some kind of catastrophic situation with09:16the audio typically um but no right now09:19looking and sounding good which is good09:22cuz that’s what we’re all doing now09:24talking to each other on the Internet09:26until we fall asleep pretty much that’s09:30just that’s it and then go into the09:33store and get this canned meat like you09:36know and vegetables and if they got09:40toilet paper and perishables I love the09:43ones who show up like this is gonna just09:45be like a long hurricane and they’re09:47just getting lots of bread and milk and09:48eggs and I’m like guys this system09:50that’ll last you about a week you’re09:52gonna have a bunch of french toast and09:53then have to go back to the store09:56because know this is gonna last yeah but09:59I’m not mad at that10:00I’ll leave french toast all the time I’m10:02good with that right but you have to10:04keep going back so if the whole thing is10:06you’re gonna try to you know quarantine10:07for a couple months while things blow10:09over just wait for things to blow over10:11it’s kind of hard to do that when all10:12your food it’s gonna rot it about a week10:15and a half if you haven’t eaten it which10:17you have because everyone’s just sitting10:18around eating all day there’s layers10:21there’s layers to this that’s someone10:24was talking about how the you know10:26there’s been a lot of blame on that the10:29reason there’s so much you know there’s10:30not enough food and that they’re you10:32know people are going through groceries10:33is because people are hoarding but most10:37people eat out at least go out to eat at10:41least once or twice a day whether it’s10:45fast food or they go to a restaurant or10:47whatever takeout or something like that10:48whereas now like fewer and fewer people10:51are doing that they’re having to10:52actually eat at home so there’s been10:54this shift in the market to groceries10:56and it’s like everyone’s like eating10:58from stuff they got at the store which11:00is messing with the stores cuz they11:01didn’t anticipate that not sure why they11:03didn’t but here we are11:05Passover on YouTube asks do you guys11:08think that this kerfuffle will have a11:11lasting effect on social norms such as11:13handshakes which yes I think that11:15in the future it’s all going to be11:17kiddin’ play kick the kick hook thing11:22the hook thing I think that’s that that11:25is going to be the handshake of the11:26future yes and then will you lock up and11:29go around in this and gentle run in a11:31circle you jump around on a circle yes11:33start practicing this is going to be11:36choreographed for everybody so get ready11:39that if nothing good comes from this us11:44bringing back the kitten play house11:46party leg hook dance thing dad yes yeah11:52that will have made this all worth it11:54please please let’s get that started11:57let’s definitely make that a thing we11:59will have to do the next time well I12:01guess we can’t get together because12:02we’re both quarantine but we can maybe12:04make some kind of weird Photoshop thing12:07of us doing that I know that definitely12:10needs to be a thing that’s a great idea12:11Matt so yeah so speaking of kitten play12:17Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders the kitten12:20play of our time oh by the way this12:22episode first and foremost of course12:24this episode is brought to you by the12:26Libertarian Party dad bought calendar12:28featuring the sexiest libertarian men to12:30ever hang from a calendar if you want to12:32scare people away and keep them from you12:34know violating your social distancing12:36nap you can just wear one of these when12:38you go out and have that there and12:39people will be scared to go anywhere12:41near you much less six feet it’s also12:43brought to you by the libertarian party12:44Waffle House caucus the most12:47disease-free caucus in the party12:49currently because they close they’re12:51closing more and more of the Waffle12:52House’s so we’re all having to stay home12:55we have buttons inbox me for those sweet12:58sweet buttons did you know facebook does13:00a closed caption live really yeah I’m13:05watching it go right now that’s so cool13:13we’re you add on that one YouTube we’re13:16yet on that one13:17it says that’s so cool oh my god so cool13:20okay all right I’m not gonna be free I’m13:22not gonna like lose my composure about13:24that um but that is really cool so yeah13:27Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden on13:29our continuing our continuing not so13:32Super Tuesday special that we have on13:35every Tuesday what’s up this is the13:37godforsaken election cycle that we’re13:40going through right now so a little13:43upkeep from last week because we weren’t13:46gonna be here for we’re Arizona closing13:49right13:50Biden got 39 Bernie got 28 Bloomberg13:54zero13:55Warren zero yeah big shocker Joe Biden13:58wins another state and then the abroad14:00results Democrats living abroad Democrat14:04oh gosh you can’t even see that or I14:08can’t see it that well anyway Bernie won14:10that yeah Bernie won went 58 percent he14:13won right14:14he got nine Biden got four yeah really14:19right now Joe Biden’s holding on to14:22about a 300 delegate lead 314 to be14:25exact and not a single person knows when14:28the next primary is actually gonna14:30happen14:30mm-hmm I mean yeah a lot of them are on14:34the books but we don’t know if they’re14:35actually well you know they’re saying14:37that the next one’s gonna be June 2nd14:39there’s gonna be 10 states voting that14:41day with 680 delegates the ones that14:43were planning to vote on June 2nd and14:44all the ones that have been postponed to14:47June 2nd to which and I can fairly get14:51well guarantee you they’re not gonna14:53happen June 2nd like I have a good14:56feeling they will not yeah I mean I’m14:59call me the optimist I guess I’m just15:02kind of hoping but we well that was15:07weird but yeah we still have like I know15:11first week of May they’re like next week15:13there’s elections planned but I’m15:16willing to bet that they aren’t going to15:18be yeah they aren’t gonna be happening15:20it’s hard to shelter in place and vote15:23at the same time right right15:27so I’m willing to bet that that is kind15:30of that’s what we’re gonna be looking at15:32it’s no elections for a while and there15:34might be just one big one somewhere down15:36the road if we happen to get all the way15:41to November15:42you know what the sexiest one would be15:44if the Democrats just go15:46yeah Biden’s ahead we’re just gonna give15:48it to him at that and announce it on15:51zoom and a poorly in a poorly produced15:54live stream like the ones they’ve been15:56doing yeah that would just be perfect16:01and that’s not that’s not impossible for16:05that to happen and then for Joe to16:07announce Hillary Clinton who’s gonna try16:10to Skype in from her phone this is16:12really like some magical stuff that’s16:14happening we’ll see going Dan Fouts just16:18asked is it just mine that keeps getting16:20interrupted on Facebook and I am willing16:23to bet that it’s not because our numbers16:26of people who are watching have they’re16:28shooting up and down randomly so I’m16:32betting Facebook is overloaded with the16:34large amount of people who are watching16:37yeah cuz we have no dropped frames but I16:41just saw it to mine got interrupted as16:43well so maybe guys just turn off the16:46closed captioning and make the video16:47work that would be nice16:48either that or you can go visit visit us16:51on YouTube you can visit us on Twitter16:53or you can visit us on FL o te dot app16:57slash muddied waters media slash live17:00and we’re all here on periscope – well17:03Twitter periscope saying yeah yeah no17:06this is a Facebook thing because I’m17:07looking and there’s no problem with your17:09videos yeah so if you guys want to let17:13me let me go ahead and give them the17:14youtube link and that way they can go17:17join us on YouTube anyone who’s having17:21problems with our Facebook live go to17:24the youtube link or let me give you the17:26float app link upload that one then I17:28got a very copied okay cool um and much17:32better experience over there anyway than17:34Facebook we’d really just prefer17:36everyone go over there anyway um but17:39anyway yeah so that um so that’s what17:42happened so far there I I personally17:46think that there’s a possibility we’re17:48not gonna have an election this year17:49which would be even funnier but that17:53would be funny that would be funny like17:55in a horrifying17:56way that you know will lead to deaths17:59but God could you imagine the absolute18:03battle that would start over the late18:06and he goes hey you know they’re saying18:09to shelter in place there seem to18:10shelter in place so there’s no election18:14the hell was that I don’t know that was18:17that was Bernie and Trump had a terrible18:21lived in foster care18:23oh my god Stephen King ask baby yeah no18:30like a really bad like I’m like I’m like18:33twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger and18:35Vito but only the worst parts and then18:38but still life points of Trump in and18:40only the worst parts of Trump and Bernie18:42but with this Arnold’s poor18:45pronunciation of English18:49so speaking of poor use of English in in18:54yeah I mean you know a guy named Wayne18:57Allen Bailey and real quick before of19:02Louisiana so real quick before we go any19:04further did not assassinate anybody oh19:09yeah he’s got an assassins name he does19:13to have an assassins named Wayne Allen19:15Bailey of Louisiana assassin and or19:18serial killer a political figure did not19:21no no I did not do that oh by the way19:24this episode is brought to you by19:25personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds19:26attorney at law Chris Reynolds law.com19:29but that was right you know Chris19:34Reynolds Chris Reynolds Chris Reynolds19:36faced I don’t know like this doesn’t19:37help marketing like this is no no way19:40look for this guy if you need an19:41attorney19:42um so yeah so okay so we nellen bailey19:47who did not have a fun week when we were19:49asking how everyone’s week was he would19:51have said not the best guys long he put19:54a post out having to do with this whole19:56worldwide health kerfuffle he posted20:00scher scher scher just in rapids Parish20:05Sheriff’s Office have issued the order20:07if deputies come into contact with quote20:09the N20:10did shoot on sight lord have mercy on us20:13all20:14slash or hashtag kovat 19 hashtag we20:19need you Brad Pitt now putting aside his20:22crimes of grammar and spelling which20:28frankly are capital offenses Wayne was20:32telling a joke about World War Z right20:35Matt yeah it’s a it’s a World War Z20:37reference yeah it’s a World War Z20:42reference Brent and that’s why saying we20:43need you Brad Pitt there at in the20:47second hashtag and that’s all it is it’s20:51he is making light of the kerfuffle that20:54is going on worldwide with health20:58reasons and yeah that’s pretty much it21:02right and he ended up getting into a21:07little bit of trouble for this as you21:08can guess that that is not your normal21:10photo he did not take that willingly21:12yeah that’s not a selfie right I mean21:15it’s like it’s a kind of selfie but not21:17the kind anyone likes right well except21:20in a selfie you take the picture21:21yourself21:22oh it’s more of a Yui yeah it’s a Yui21:27it’s a Yui bought and paid for by the21:31taxpayers of I’m gonna guess Rapids21:34Parrish Rapids Parrish am mm-hmm21:38because he was charged he was brought up21:41on one charge of terrorism terrorism21:44terrorism for that post now this is21:48absolutely absolutely gonna get thrown21:53out at some point or he’ll plead down to21:55like being a jerk or spelling poorly or21:58something like that like Rapids parish22:00is filled that way that you know that22:04was the thing that I was the least22:05worried about from that cuz that22:07couldn’t be because I was more just like22:10it’s actually not as I you know I’m I’m22:12Kramer Jew and and it’s it’s you know it22:16is what it is but there were some perk22:19and so I mean it is what it is22:24see I was brought up on terrorism this22:26is going to be thrown out at some point22:28this was to scare people at home that if22:31you post something we don’t like we’re22:33gonna arrest you um but this will get22:35thrown out he might even get some money22:36if he finds like an ACLU attorney or22:38someone to represent problem yeah22:42here’s his problem I guess here’s the22:45problem at a time when the prisons are22:48releasing nonviolent and jails are22:51releasing nonviolent offenders and22:52nonviolent accused people haven’t even22:55gone to trial yet so as to stop the slow22:58of the coronavirus in the jails that are23:00filthy they’re now putting him in there23:02for making a bad poorly grammar joke23:07about a movie a movie reference he’s23:11making a bad joke about the brouhaha23:13going on while making a movie reference23:18and he didn’t even say he was gonna do23:21anything again he he posted that the23:24sheriff’s office was gonna do something23:26yeah with we need you Brad Pitt hashtag23:32right like this is so going to get23:35thrown out it’s just such a waste of23:36time like what a bunch of nonsense and23:38speaking of a base to a bunch of waste23:41of time nonsense that is being postponed23:45the head of the International Olympic23:47Committee man named dick pound has23:51decided that he’s gonna postpone23:54tremendous waste of time for the first23:57time since World War two he is going to24:00be postponing the Tokyo 2020 Olympics24:03right now we’re hearing that they’re24:05tentatively panned for 2021 but many of24:09the athletes whose careers were nearing24:11the end of their Olympian possibility24:14just saw their hopes of gold taken to24:17dick pound town dick pound town dick24:20pound town dick pound here giving you24:23the I’m the mayor of dick pound town who24:26wants a key look that he gives often24:28which he definitely is the mayor of dick24:31pound town I mean you can tell that guy24:33is the mayor of dick pound town oh yeah24:37it’s definitely the mayor and dick pound24:38oh I mean listen it is clear that the24:41IOC decided to try to soften the blow of24:46the announcement that the Olympics were24:49being postponed24:50at least until next year by having it24:53announced by a man named dick pound it24:58is clear that that was an obvious but25:01obvious attempt to soften the blow the25:03old softened dick blow the old battle-ax25:08acid the old flaccid dick the old25:11flaccid soft dick pound low town dick25:18and getting soft pound there yeah this25:26tables a little wobbly like pound town25:30my friend right yes there’s really like25:33that’s really the only story there most25:35people would talk about how like you25:36know people’s hopes are dashed and25:38they’ve been go do in their whole this25:40their whole life they’ve been training25:42for this moment to be told that they25:43can’t and you know some of them have a25:45very short window they might already be25:47out of their prime by the time they they25:48do it again if it’s looking like an25:5018-month thing they may not even qualify25:52by then that’s what other people would25:54focus on we’re just really really amused25:56by this man’s name right pound dick26:00pound hmm he could have chosen Richard26:04let’s let’s talk about this for a moment26:06listen okay look I’m gonna let you know26:08right now that does not make a26:10difference it makes a small difference26:11it doesn’t doesn’t it no I feel like it26:15does know as I have first-hand knowledge26:19of this it makes zero difference so if26:23you went by Richard pound people would26:25still call him dick pound yes because26:28everybody knows that that’s what the26:31nickname for that is what if it was rich26:34pound if it’s rich pound you could26:37probably get away with it right so rich26:39pound and he’s like giving this like you26:42know devastating international news I26:45don’t like the last name pound like rich26:48pound sounds like usually getting26:49screwed by the 1%26:53which again is not as powerful as as26:57dick and I’m dick pound dick pound Nick27:00pound hey everyone I wish I had gotten27:03the I hope he when he comes up to the27:05you know up to the dais or whatever when27:08he gives his announcements he goes hey27:09everyone its dick pound here and then27:13just looks at everyone really27:14uncomfortably as like a real like alpha27:16energy thing for like a solid 20 3027:19seconds27:19dick he had to have gotten beat up a lot27:24dick pallid I mean you know maybe not27:28maybe this guy like I mean we don’t27:31unless he just slayed and then that’s27:33what I’m saying27:35he made it look like kicked everyone’s27:37ass like he may have been like yet I27:39mean you know it’s like the whole boy27:41named Sue thing like you know guy named27:43dick pound I don’t know how one becomes27:46the head of the International Olympic27:48Committee but maybe he’s maybe he just27:53pulls left and right maybe he’s you know27:55the old dick Pole27:59so we’ve pounded that we’ve dick pounded28:02that story you know speaking of I don’t28:07have a good segue here I don’t think28:08that’s how often on the ground something28:10oh God probably isn’t yet actually with28:15all the you know he will facing the28:20ground Kenny Rogers uh the gambler28:26chicken if chicken aficionado yeah28:29chicken efficient I don’t know let you I28:30don’t get the references here go ahead28:32well the gambler Kenny Rogers he is the28:35gambler he sang the song and was the28:38actor on television28:39chicken aficionado hmm because of Kenny28:42Rogers chicken oh yeah he’s alerted okay28:48with a penchant for singing passed away28:51from natural causes this week in under28:53the hospice care proving that he of all28:57people definitely knew when to walk away29:00or run or run more like I mean he29:04definitely29:05you know them that’s right marla eden29:07beau he knew your fold29:09he knew when to fold those particular29:12particular things right there so yeah I29:15mean Kenny Rogers is like a very29:17talented artist and and musician and he29:22will be greatly missed and it’s really29:24sad awesome29:25I’d see I never had his chicken was it29:27good yeah his chicken was really good29:29they had that whole Seinfeld episode29:31about it I’d say I remember that but I29:33never actually seemed when I saw that29:35episode I thought it was fake I didn’t29:36know there was such a thing as Kenny29:38Rogers chicken and then it turned out ya29:40know it actually is and people say it’s29:41good I’ve never I’ve never had it before29:43when I hate to say but whenever I think29:45of Kenny Rogers I think of who ever29:50played Kenny Rogers on MADtv and like29:54the Jackass gets this jackass and then29:58they would like they would do stuff I30:02yeah yeah I got a name I can’t remember30:09anyway whatever yeah so he did that and30:12that’s I hate that that’s what I think30:13of that and the gambler but he30:17definitely I mean islands in the stream30:21yeah Dolly Parton had like a 30-year30:26friendship and it stemmed from I think I30:32think that was kind of like when they30:34first became friends was when that song30:36came out and then there are friends for30:37and they were close apparently forever30:40well for the rest of his life30:41Wow forevers maybe he’ll haunt her so it30:46can stay forever it’s it’s but it’s sad30:49but ya know I mean if there were ever a30:50time to pass away peacefully of old age30:52in hospice care it would be as the30:54pandemic is coming to kill us all30:57that would definitely be a good moment30:59for that speaking of things that are31:02destined to die the upcoming Libertarian31:06Party corona vention in August text on31:09Austin Texas May 21st through 25th31:13brought to you by the CDC and Purell31:15they31:18have so so here’s the situation there31:22with the I spent more time on this and31:25I’m comfortable talking about the the31:29Libertarian Party had it has their31:30National Convention scheduled for May31:3321st through the 25th in Austin Texas31:36and you know when they scheduled that31:39who would have thought that everything31:42was going to shut down both by force and31:44fear of a deadly virus as of right now31:48the City of Austin has said that there31:50can be no gatherings of more than I31:51think ten but not I mean way more than31:55the say twenty five hundred that would31:57have to gather for the Libertarian Party31:58convention National Convention but it’s32:04through May third and so a lot of people32:09in the Libertarian Party are saying well32:11maybe they won’t extend it well they are32:17and the reason they are is because at32:22that point according to some people32:26there might be tens of millions of32:28Americans needing hospital care across32:30the country and there’s not gonna be no32:33one’s gonna want to go to a convention32:37in Texas in that time yeah and um like32:41there aren’t gonna be airplanes flying32:42there now and as a person who is not a32:47member of delivery I guess I am a member32:49or a member of the Libertarian Party of32:52Georgia that’s right I am but outside of32:55that accident and try that outside of33:00that trickery no I didn’t know but yep33:13so uh outside of that like I’m not gonna33:16be one of the delegates I’m not gonna be33:19going down there and voting but many of33:23my friends are libertarians and I like33:25to consider many of my libertarian33:26friends to be smarter than your average33:29voter33:30right please don’t go there with guns33:34saying we’re gonna go do this anyway33:36please don’t do that please don’t do33:39that33:41yeah if you’re one of my many many many33:44many libertarian friends who are very33:46passionate about libertarianism and33:49everything show the world why you’re33:54smarter yeah yeah so let’s put aside the34:00question of whether we’re not it’s a34:02good idea to gather in large groups with34:05guns during a pandemic libertarians34:11naturally when they’re told by34:13government to do something they want to34:15do the opposite and I get that because34:18I’m an anarchist 35 minutes and 4734:22seconds and I get whoa I know I know I34:26haven’t done it why don’t I don’t say it34:28as often now I’m running for office now34:32when you’re running for the highest34:34office in the land so you know I get34:39when when government says do X and34:41you’re like I’m gonna not do X and so34:43right now government saying everyone34:44stay inside don’t go outside which is34:46we’re gonna get into later why bands are34:49stupid and don’t work and I’m actually34:51going to be putting a feature video34:52about it on on my page34:54despite Cohen your next VP facebook.com34:57slash and literally spike going but you35:00so it doesn’t work it’s a good idea35:05until this thing calms down to practice35:09safe interactions with people don’t go35:12out more than you have to don’t you know35:14stay stay six feet away from people wash35:17your hands and all that stuff that isn’t35:18really you’re not able to be safe enough35:23to prevent the spread of a virus that is35:26this easy to spread in a in a hotel35:29conference center with thousands of35:32people like there’s a thousand there’s35:34over a thousand just delegates and then35:36you’ve got the people they brought and35:38then you’ve got the media and then35:39you’ve got to you know the members of35:41the part like I mean you’ve got a solid35:42at least35:43two thousand people it’s not possible35:46for everyone to take up six feet in35:48every directly it’s not possible for35:51everyone to be washing their hands35:53they’re all gonna be using the same35:55bathrooms like it’s just there’s there’s35:57a reason that we’re being advised not to36:01do this36:01we shouldn’t be forced not to do this36:03but we should as libertarians make a36:06smart choice not to do this36:07so hopefully supposedly the LNC is36:10meeting to talk about contingencies I36:11know the bylaws supposedly don’t allow36:14for there to be a for there to be a36:17virtual you know remote convention but36:20there’s got to be something we can36:21figure out that is not you know even if36:25it doesn’t comport with the exact law36:28this idea of just doing it anyway is is36:32a is just it’s not a good one36:34for the personal health of the people36:37that go and their loved ones and also36:39for the perception that that would give36:41of everyone else that libertarians are36:43every bad stereotype that we’re told36:45that they’re told we are that we don’t36:47care about others we don’t even care36:49about our own health we just care about36:50making a point that we’re gonna do36:51whatever we want and that we usually36:53have guns when we do that and that you36:55know we don’t care how much damage it36:57causes or how absurd it looks so let’s36:59not do that yeah let’s not let’s do not37:02that yeah that would be better let’s go37:05do something that’s not that’s not that37:09Bassett I went out shopping for37:11groceries today and was hyper concerned37:12people walking around with gloves and37:13masks I mean honestly if there are37:15people with gloves and masks that’s37:17probably better than them walking around37:18not like that like I mean there are so37:21many people that have this that have37:23little to no symptoms and they’re like37:24oh I feel fine but they’re sniffling on37:26their hands and then touch and stuff and37:28and what you know like they don’t37:31realize that it might not be seasonal37:33allergies or it may be seasonal37:35allergies but they’re also having an37:36asymptomatic you know experience with37:39the disease and they won’t ever notice37:41or they won’t notice for a couple weeks37:43so if they’re taking those precautions37:45I’m actually happy to see people like37:47that but I’m not happy to see is when I37:48go to the store up the road and37:49everyone’s crowding on each other and37:52hugging each other and you know wanting37:55to strike up a conversation with me37:57and you know our it you know it don’t37:59want to do anything even remotely social38:02distancing in any way whatsoever that38:04bothers me a lot more than people like38:05keeping their distance and having gloves38:07and and and and surgery I mean surgical38:11masks are a bit much unless you’re38:12coughing and sneezing but I’d rather you38:15wear it than not rather that then what I38:18see the tourists doing who apparently38:20everyone’s still going on vacation which38:22is just hilarious38:23yeah that’s so I live I live in Pinellas38:27County in Florida and Spring Breakers38:30are everywhere I whenever I go out I see38:34them and they’re out here and there they38:37don’t care when people were like oh yeah38:39Florida man’s crazy they don’t care38:41they’re on the beaches doing whatever no38:43it’s not it’s everybody else that’s38:45doing it most of the Floridians I know38:47are comfortably hanging out in their38:50houses happy just an all right I’m at38:53home I’m gonna watch Netflix or am yeah38:55they’re whatever yeah there’s a whole39:00thing39:00Ocoee sorry go ahead yeah it’s just39:03insane when you see videos like we39:05posted that video39:06the centipede yeah yeah the the beard39:10the beard luge centipede and people were39:13aligned up ATM for anybody who knows39:17what that means and or or a to a number39:26to em hey oh that’s good a to em but39:30yeah they’re pouring the beer down the39:33crack and drinking it and be everybody39:36out flora what’s wrong with Florida no39:37that’s not us that’s real that’s people39:39from other places that’s Ohio and39:42Illinois with same place here where I39:43live in Myrtle Beach that’s that’s your39:46Tennessee that’s your everywhere else39:49New York New Jersey all these people39:51come down here they act somewhat normal39:54up there and come down here and just39:59demonstrate how quickly we can spread a40:01disease usually aids but now now then40:05that’s a big one that that’s a big one40:07but usually usually AIDS or like40:10gonorrhea40:11but this one’s even easier to spread but40:13they’re still using like gonorrhea40:14protocol like you know we got to really40:17spread this thing and you know have I40:20ever told you the story about after I’d40:22been living here like a year and it was40:27right after I quit drinking okay which40:29you’d most people don’t come to Florida40:31and quit drinking but I did you know I40:36got one good year of partying and I was40:39like okay I got to stop and you know I’m40:41like five and a half year sober now40:44right yeah five now five and a half40:48years over four and a half I don’t40:50remember a number of years yeah a number40:54of years a number and I so it was right40:58after I quit drinking and I was tired41:00all the time I was really lethargic41:02I was really lightheaded and foggy and41:07there was some other things I can’t41:09remember what it was and I went in to41:12the doctor I went to the doctor to uh41:15well yeah I was just like I don’t feel41:17good blah blah blah and she goes okay41:18well what are your symptoms41:19and this woman was from Georgia not the41:21state the country oh yeah very and she41:26was a very hard woman is the only way I41:30can think to say yes and I gave her all41:33of my symptoms and she dead41:35she dead-ass looked at me in the Angela41:37oh no blood tests no nothing oh you have41:41HIV yeah my face was probably a lot like41:46that and I was like a home I’m gonna41:50have to see some blood tests before I41:52just assume you’re right except that as41:54my fate yeah good news is I don’t and41:59that is yeah I was like wow I never went42:04back to that doctor42:05I also have an Eastern European doctor42:08AIDS story42:09oddly enough Wow yeah so I went to the42:13to Costa to a to a actually a cancer42:17doctor a on Khalid oncological42:21hematologist or something like that42:23cancer doctor42:25because there was some blood stuff and42:26they were concerned that I might have42:27cancer this was this was I didn’t tell42:31it was funny because I’m when I told you42:32I didn’t have and you’re like I didn’t42:33know you even thought you might have42:34cancer it’s because I didn’t tell anyone42:36but anyway so I went to I went to the42:40doctor and I’m telling her all you know42:42what what the blood results were and she42:44said and she wasn’t I don’t know if42:47she’s from Georgia I believe she was42:48Russian and she said have you been42:51tested for HIV and I said well many42:55years ago yes but I’ve also been in a42:59monogamous marriage marital bliss43:02relationship for 10 years and I’ve had43:05an HIV test since then so I’m pretty43:08sure I’m good and the look she gave me I43:12thought you’re gonna test me for HIV43:15anyway even though I said that sure43:17enough as soon as she walked in she said43:21she said you don’t have HIV it feel like43:25a follow-up appointment she said you43:27don’t have HIV and I said I knew you43:28were gonna test me so good news by the43:29way everyone I don’t have AIDS43:31and I don’t have cancer I do have MS but43:34I don’t have those other things we are43:36an HIV free show this is an HIV free43:40zone which is you know I mean right now43:42with all the pandemics going on it’s43:44nice to hear that people aren’t diseased43:46that was the same appointment where the43:48doctor’s assistant asked asked me about43:50my vermin supreme pin and then wanted to43:52take selfies with me because he was like43:54all endeavor man’s brain43:55anyway so um yes speaking of amazed44:01Sierra Peterson some some bad bad news44:05from Sierra Peterson44:07she misses writing fake stories for us44:09she is distraught and she wants us to44:13start a satire site which we’ve actually44:15talked about doing yeah we have talked44:17about the only way so that might44:19actually happen Sierra we we actually44:21have talked a lot about having like a44:22fake conservative site that would be44:25satire but just with enough of a tone of44:29seriousness where it could convince44:30enough conservatives that it’s real44:32that’s gonna get them to share it44:34ironically44:38and now that we’re all just staying at44:39home all day long that we might actually44:41look like we I don’t have anything else44:43to do right like we don’t have time we44:45have time to do stuff now44:46so exactly that might actually happen so44:50yes so okay cool so speaking of all I’m44:55not even sure how tight44:56speaking of things that aren’t44:59especially of what speaking of things45:03that should be satire oh gosh yeah45:06so Liberty Cerveteri constitutionalist45:12darling and Ron Paul great value knock45:16off Rand Paul pictured here being filled45:22with the coronavirus has been diagnosed45:25with the what’s that you’re not supposed45:28to say oh no diagnosed with he’s been45:32under the weather45:34yeah diagnosed with a bit of illness a45:36bit of a bit of a hoax as his father45:39would say scaring many of his uh his45:42fans and his fans and followers there45:46and of course he because he’s now locked45:49away he and a few other Republican45:52senators are now locked away he he can’t45:58vote so I read something today and don’t46:05quote me as this is what will happen46:07okay I want this to happen I really do46:10but they are working on a lightning the46:15dress code in the Senate and they could46:19go into an essence dad I hope that46:27happens oh man I almost put it in the46:31notes today and then I said no I haven’t46:32I don’t want to get people’s hopes up46:34that would be well you can’t tell who46:37they are46:38cuz they’re all like wearing hazmat46:40suits right oh yeah so I was really46:46hoping that would happen but yeah so46:48there is a way that they’re like they’re46:50trying to figure out a way around46:52I mean the idea that they can’t vote46:55remotely is just so stupid it’s not like46:57oh we have to make sure to keep the46:59integrity there’s a hundred of them like47:02it would not be difficult to confirm47:03that the person remotely voting is in47:06fact that senator like there’s no reason47:11that someone who can’t be at this47:19Capitol building shouldn’t be able to47:21vote like it’s it’s it’s literally like47:26I hate to do this but it’s the current47:27year like it’s literally 2020 and we’re47:31still making them like be physically47:33present in a building right yeah most of47:39his fans are actually fearing the he’ll47:41continue to buckle to other members of47:43the Senate and Donald Trump when it47:44comes to matters of security which47:46brings us to FISA Act yeah 2020 the47:53bipartisan House bill USA Freedom47:56reauthorization Act of 2020 passed the47:59house 278 to 136 on March 11th this is48:03the thing that I said I wanted to talk48:04about last week but we didn’t have time48:05and luckily nothing happened so nothing48:09happens anymore sort of something did48:11happen but there is a reason that they48:13haven’t voted on it now I know what48:14you’re thinking freedom reauthorization48:18hey guys I didn’t know that my freedom48:22needed reauthorizing well mats can48:25explain what that whole thing means yeah48:28you know how pretty much the Patriot48:31Patriot Act was unpatriotic and the48:34Affordable Care Act was unaffordable48:36yeah and the 2015 Freedom Act is that48:412015 I think that was 2015 was had48:46nothing to do with freedom this is the48:48same thing just saying ah yeah yeah the48:50same thing48:52so what’s funny is it passed 278 to 13648:57on March 11th and if you take a look at48:59

the list of people that voted for it the

49:01

reason I didn’t pull it up is because

49:02

there’s 435 of them and

49:05

I wasn’t gonna do that because you would

49:07

have been able to read them all right it

49:10

is not a party vote and it’s almost

49:13

50/50 for and against oh wow yeah it was

49:18

bipartisan foreign bipartisan against

49:20

that’s endured that’s very rare yes very

49:24

very it shows you that taking away your

49:27

freedoms is a bipartisan thing the

49:32

Senate was supposed to vote on it last

49:34

week right after some provisions of the

49:37

USA Freedom Act but Rand Paul Mike Lee

49:43

and a few others were holding it off the

49:45

best abilities

49:46

coming up on the boat but they bent over

49:49

and took the old dick pound from from

49:55

the leaders in the Senate

49:59

so a lot of the Patriot Act in the USA

50:03

Freedom Act expired Sunday at midnight

50:06

and the vote was supposed to be Monday

50:08

which would have reached many of these

50:11

provisions okay now they agreed to

50:16

extend some of those provisions that had

50:21

expired for 77 days which I thought was

50:26

a weird number so a number yeah for 77

50:29

days pushing the vote of the bill back

50:32

why 77 does that other one has to fall

50:36

on something important because it’s only

50:39

better after something or something like

50:43

yeah I’m not I’m not going past 60 days

50:46

what we want 90 days I’ll give you it

50:48

I’ll give you 80 days

50:50

I’ll give you right 70 days I want to 80

50:52

days 77 like I mean it right it is like

50:57

negotiation from the world’s greatest

51:00

negotiator Donald Trump right it sounds

51:03

like it yeah yeah makes no sense

51:07

now the bill would reauthorize section

51:10

250 section section 215 powers Congress

51:17

established under the USA patriot

51:18

in 2001 and that is the provision

51:21

National Security Agency cited in the

51:24

past to support their unwarranted

51:26

collection of phone records and hundreds

51:28

of hundreds of millions of people in the

51:30

United States signed voted for by one

51:34

well someone who is running for the

51:37

Libertarian Party nomination oh yeah we

51:41

can chase ’em Chafee Chafee JP chef hey

51:45

JP now to his credit he now says that

51:48

he’s against it and wouldn’t have voted

51:49

for it so I will give him that cuz I I

51:52

ride him a lot on this he did say he

51:55

wouldn’t vote for it now knowing what he

51:57

knows so I will give him that I will

51:58

give him that he did he has said that

52:01

but he did though he did now as we all

52:08

know this has been brought up in the

52:11

past but the Free Press action

52:15

government relations director Sandra

52:18

Fulton which that’s just a mouthful of

52:21

an organization the reordan is the

52:25

reauthorization of unchecked spying

52:27

powers past the house 278 to 136 as

52:30

we’ve already said so you know but not

52:32

without bipartisan opposition from a

52:34

growing number of civil liberties

52:35

champions on the hill I will say that

52:39

going through that list you would not

52:40

think huh a bunch of civil liberties

52:42

champions in this bill but yeah whatever

52:46

they voted against this thing so I’m not

52:48

gonna hit him hard good for them yeah

52:50

right

52:51

seventy-five Democrats join sixty

52:53

Republicans in one independent we all

52:55

know who that one is to say that this

52:57

legislation didn’t do enough to protect

52:59

the privacy rights of the people in the

53:01

US that’s nearly fifty more votes

53:03

against them than the last time section

53:05

215 was up for renewal baby steps baby

53:11

steps like we’re getting there but man

53:13

like they now section 215 of the Patriot

53:16

Act allows the government to obtain a

53:17

secret order from the Foreign

53:20

Intelligence Surveillance Court

53:22

requiring third parties like telephone

53:25

companies to hand over any records or

53:27

other tangible things if deemed relevant

53:30

to an investor

53:32

hurt international terrorism counter

53:34

espionage or foreign intelligence

53:36

investigation these are the same rules

53:39

oh god what was that guy’s name from two

53:42

weeks ago who got caught up in that

53:45

warrant

53:48

where’d somebody rob the house oh gosh

53:51

the govt of geocaching geofencing

53:56

warrant offensive warrant they get a

53:58

warrant for every thing that happened on

54:00

anyone’s smartphones in a geographical

54:02

area for a specific period of time so if

54:05

you just went by there on your Android

54:07

they’d have all your data like all of it

54:12

that is accurate the same this is the

54:17

same section that allowed I wish I had

54:20

that guy’s name written down that

54:22

allowed him to deal with all of the

54:25

issues that he had there’s actually two

54:27

of them there was a guy that was accused

54:28

of murder and arrested for and then

54:31

another guy that was accused of robbing

54:33

a house and that both with both of them

54:35

they were arrested and turned out that

54:37

they had nothing to do with it

54:39

but because they were desperate to land

54:41

it on someone they went after them

54:44

because they were the only one that

54:45

anything came up that they could even

54:47

try to go after him for but they didn’t

54:49

do anything

54:51

and that’s the thing that they keep

54:53

trying to update and they continue to do

54:55

it as Sandra Fulton the director of the

54:59

Free Press action government relations

55:02

they keeping it and that is the thing

55:06

that in 2013 Snowden demonstrated that

55:10

the government had relied on section 215

55:12

for years to conduct mass surveillance

55:14

surveillance or surveillance thank you

55:18

surveillance of billions of Americans

55:21

domestic telephone called detail records

55:23

showing who called whom and when now

55:27

they are using this to spy on you there

55:31

is no question about it

55:32

there is no doubt about it and that is

55:34

what is happening witness they say that

55:37

it is for hang on I want to make sure

55:40

that I say this right international

55:43

terrorism counter espionage or foreign

55:45

intelligence

55:46

investigation they say that some ways

55:49

for but they’re using it to spy on all

55:54

of you on you on you also unless you’re

55:57

related to international terrorism

55:59

counter espionage or a foreign

56:03

intelligence investigation they’re just

56:06

spying on you for no particular reason

56:07

and they are we we know that they are

56:12

know that that was shown to us that was

56:16

shown to us and nothing’s changed like

56:20

nothing has changed if anything because

56:23

remember Edward Snowden said that in

56:25

what 2013 2012-2013 okay

56:29

think of how much technology has

56:32

advanced in the last seven years that’s

56:35

how much more the government spying on

56:36

you like now you have Alexa and you know

56:43

smart everything and your smart phones

56:46

even smarter and your car might even

56:49

have smart features like they’re spying

56:53

on you all the time while you watch this

56:56

right if you’re watching this on a phone

56:59

or a laptop with a webcam or a TV Smart

57:02

TV with a webcam by the way our show on

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a big-screen TV looks amazing it does I

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watched him I watch them I know that

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somebody is watching our show on a

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big-screen TV right now

57:17

no she sent me a picture oh cool my I

57:21

watch it look fantastic I watched it on

57:23

my dad my dad’s house once on like a 60

57:25

something inch TV and it looked like it

57:27

looked so I just wanted to kiss both of

57:29

us we just looked so good I mean I want

57:33

to do that anyway but it looked like it

57:35

was really nice right it was it was nice

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much of the many of the fixes in the

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freedom reauthorization Act failed to

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58:18

advocates most of whom support an

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alternate and alternative bill the

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safeguarding Americans private records

58:24

Act which I have not looked into yet but

58:27

I will now introduced earlier this year

58:31

with bipartisan support but with all of

58:35

this going like would this happening and

58:38

much like last week when we were talking

58:39

about the ernit Act mm-hmm you have the

58:42

USA Freedom reauthorization Act and the

58:45

ernit Act happening

58:47

notice how much of it you hear in the

58:50

news because right now everybody is

58:53

distracted by the health hubbub that’s

58:56

going on worldwide the own health hub of

59:00

the old health hub and it’s based on

59:03

their being able to do these things now

59:06

easily because everybody is distracted

59:11

by the media telling them they’re going

59:14

to die and I’m not saying that you’re

59:15

not like this isn’t a bad disease I’m

59:17

not saying that this I’m not saying any

59:19

of that yeah but but you’re you’re being

59:21

so heavily distracted by a very serious

59:23

frightening thing that’s the only thing

59:26

they talk about right that government is

59:31

we’re focusing even even when we talk

59:33

about government overreach we’re talking

59:35

about government telling us to say in

59:36

our houses we’re not talking about the

59:38

fact that the government is finding new

59:40

and exciting ways to infringe upon your

59:44

privacy including what we talked about

59:46

was that last week with the urn attacked

59:48

right yeah where they’re basically

59:50

finding a way to kill and end and to end

59:53

encryption right that long-term as

59:57

serious as this viruses ending

60:00

encryption will infringe upon the

60:02

average person on this planet long term

60:05

5 10 20 30 years from now far more than

60:08

a virus will and I am NOT saying that to

60:11

underplay how serious this virus could

60:13

be

60:13

a hundred hundreds of millions of people

60:16

or tens of millions of people could die

60:18

worldwide from this virus I am NOT under

60:20

playing the seriousness of this virus

60:22

that is how serious this encryption

60:24

thing is right I yeah what we are doing

60:27

with both of these things is showing you

60:29

how important these things are and how

60:31

they will affect you long after we’ve

60:35

forgotten about this yeah yeah yeah like

60:38

decade like decades later you know

60:40

thirty to twenty thirty years later

60:42

we’ve well past moved on it’s a it’s a

60:44

terrible you know it’s a terrible moment

60:46

in our history that we talk about and

60:48

this will be affecting us every day and

60:52

getting worse so we have a on a cheery

60:56

note we now have our next segment which

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we invite you to be taken to dick pound

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here with your media minute for those of

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us who are stuck indoors and have been

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for a number of days there’s only so

62:34

many things we can do and I would love

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to hear what the muddied waters media

62:39

team would say is maybe their top three

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or top five movies to watch while

62:46

quarantined at home thanks I’ll let you

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start with that but I have I do have a

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couple things that I’ve been watching

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top three or top five movies watch well

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being quarantined does he want

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quarantine theme or does he just want

63:06

movies that I don’t know here’s what

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I’ll tell you like everyone wants to

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watch contagion and stuff like that

63:13

right now I am NOT interested like I’m

63:15

living that like I don’t need to watch a

63:17

movie to scare me about diseases I’m

63:19

good that’s just me personally I know

63:22

some people that helps them cope I don’t

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need to see that okay I’d like something

63:28

to distract me from that all right so

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we’re looking for distraction movies

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alright so we’ll do we’ll do a couple of

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different categories if you’re looking

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for comedy I highly recommend Jojo

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Rabbit really I definitely die recommend

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that movie was so good okay he was so

63:47

good and I understand your trepidation

63:49

about wanting to see that movie I’ve

63:53

heard so many good things about it um I

63:55

just am I when it when the trailers

64:01

first came out I was extremely concerned

64:02

at the idea of making Hitler into this

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kind of lovable character and so that

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has that has kind of Concerned me what I

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will say that you know I’m being told

64:13

that that’s not really how it how it

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that’s not what you were doing yeah it’s

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it’s about this young Nazi kid who looks

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like he could be related to me it’s

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about this young Nazi kid who he’s

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growing up during World War two

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everything he has ever heard his

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Hitler’s great Hitler’s great Hitler’s

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great and he made Hitler his imaginary

64:39

friend okay so it’s not really Hitler

64:45

it’s this little kids imagination of

64:48

what Hitler is like based on everything

64:50

that he has been told okay

64:54

that movie was just fantastic

64:58

big-time recommending it one of the good

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comedies have I seen recently I’ve been

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watching so much TV like shows not

65:09

movies I got this weird thing about Iran

65:20

I’m gonna have to come back to comedy

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because I’ve been watching it it follows

65:24

was a great horror movie dr. sleep was a

65:26

great horror movie and what was that

65:30

another one I can’t remember the third

65:32

one that I watched if you’re looking for

65:35

drama uncut gems was fantastic if you

65:39

want to see Adam Sandler played off

65:41

character uncut gems is a great way to

65:44

go

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I can’t believe he didn’t get nominated

65:48

for that movie uncut gems was good for

65:54

adverse Ferrari was very good and knives

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out I’m not really sure where you would

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want to put that drama or mystery or

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comedy cuz it kind of fits on all of

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them knives out I highly recommend I

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recommend everybody go to see that one

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yeah I mean that’s that’s kind of what I

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got right now if you’re looking for new

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stuff if you’re looking for old stuff

66:23

just run through the entire Quentin

66:25

Tarantino catalog in order Reservoir

66:28

Dogs Pulp Fiction Jackie Brown the one

66:34

with Kurt Russell in the car that prefer

66:38

yeah death Proof and then inglorious

66:42

basterds are sorry Kill Bill and

66:44

glorious bastards

66:47

Django Hollywood once upon a time in

66:52

Hollywood go through all those because

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those are just great movies everyone so

66:59

I watch a lot of documentary the thing

67:04

I’ve been watching and rewatching a

67:05

bunch is called Tiger King which is a

67:09

documentary good I was I was totally

67:12

saying it’s super good what made me even

67:16

be interested in it at all first of all

67:18

my wife is like really really into big

67:21

cats like tigers and lions and all that

67:22

stuff um but we have one of the ones

67:26

that is featured the Tigers Preserve is

67:28

like 10 miles away from me right now and

67:32

we’ve we went there for my wife’s

67:35

birthday like 12 years ago and and it’s

67:40

incredible but when we were there the

67:42

whole time were like this is a cult like

67:46

Tasha was asking the people who work

67:48

there and they’re all like yeah we all

67:49

live here together and we’re all so

67:51

happy and we we never leave and she’s

67:53

like when was the last time you saw your

67:54

family and she’s like the woman one of

67:57

the women she was like yeah we don’t see

67:59

our family we don’t ever leave here it’s

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it’s 24/7 for the rest of our lives

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and we were like you don’t talk to your

68:05

family and they’re like yeah we

68:06

sometimes call them but we don’t see

68:08

them and everyone was saying the same

68:09

thing it was like oh this is a cult and

68:12

the way that the women were talking

68:14

about the main guide da cantle we were

68:18

like oh so you’re all sleeping with him

68:21

this is a sex cult and yeah the Tigers

68:27

were cool but anyway so so he’s in there

68:30

but he’s not the main story no no the

68:33

main story is a guy named Joe exotic who

68:35

isn’t was the Liberty oh he ran for the

68:38

the Libertarian Party nomination for

68:40

president in 2016 did not do well I

68:42

don’t think anyone actually voted for

68:44

him but then he ran a in 2018 he ran for

68:48

the Libertarian Party nomination for

68:53

governor of Oklahoma which is where he’s

68:55

based I don’t want to say too much I

68:58

just want to say

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that you will absolutely love Tiger King

69:06

it’s got all the different things it has

69:09

like drama it is hilarious it has it

69:14

makes you really really think Humanity

69:17

has failed in like some some really

69:20

fundamental ways it will make you hate a

69:23

woman named Carol who lives in Florida

69:25

because at first you’ll wonder why Joe

69:28

hates whom he refers to as this bitch

69:31

named Carol in Florida and then you find

69:34

out you too will hate Carol in Florida

69:39

so I don’t want to say much more but it

69:41

is ivory watched it a couple times it’s

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really I don’t want to say other things

69:48

to watch I guess don’t don’t the

69:50

Dolomites movie with Eddie Murphy

69:52

yeah I’ve been watching um god I hate

69:56

that I’m gonna say this hello I’ve been

69:59

watching this show on Netflix called

70:00

All American and it’s a show and it’s

70:06

like if you take Friday Night Lights

70:09

okay and then you take Beverly Hills

70:12

90210 or The OC or any of those shows

70:15

gosh and you mash them together you know

70:18

and Taye Diggs is in it so I don’t I

70:24

definitely don’t want to watch this

70:26

yeah I’m not good it kind of sucked me

70:28

in but I’m a sucker for she’s happy

70:31

think about I was gonna say like it

70:33

sounds like I could see why you would

70:35

end up doing it I just don’t want to

70:37

yeah when I first started watching it I

70:39

was doing it because it’s I thought it

70:41

was gonna be like a Friday Night Lights

70:43

or just a sports thing and then it

70:46

wasn’t and but I got sucked in enough at

70:49

that point you know saying I don’t

70:51

really have to think about this which is

70:54

great cuz I haven’t felt like thinking

70:56

about TV shows recently right right

70:58

right yeah so yeah

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Tiger king and oh here’s something not

71:06

to watch love is blind my wife made me

71:12

watch the first episode of that

71:14

and I reality show that’s the one where

71:18

they have they have the men and the

71:24

women separate and they have them meet

71:26

but they don’t get to see each other

71:28

they’re in this like room these like

71:30

really comfortable looking lobby like

71:32

rooms that they can hang out in and talk

71:34

to each other on these dates but they

71:35

can’t actually see the other person so

71:37

they don’t know what they look like and

71:39

the whole premise is like well I just

71:41

don’t want to like have him like me for

71:44

my looks I want to like me for who I am

71:46

everyone’s attractive like if I was

71:50

there and I’m there with all the guys

71:52

and I’m like okay all these guys are

71:54

attractive I’m attractive unless this is

71:57

some like unless the name of this show

71:58

is like you know you know that you know

72:03

you dating a swamp pig or something and

72:05

like all the women are unattractive I

72:07

have to assume that unless there’s some

72:10

cruel trick being played here that

72:12

they’re also attractive and conversely

72:14

the women looking at each other and

72:16

going well we’re all hot so clearly the

72:18

guys are attractive too so that to me

72:20

just completely the the whole premise of

72:22

like well I don’t know I think if he’s

72:24

gonna like me for me you can assume that

72:27

they look good there were a couple there

72:29

that were but like for the most part so

72:32

right there they lost me right there I

72:34

was already yelling at the TV and my

72:36

wife say give it time because you’re

72:37

really gonna love it and your game

72:41

sounds nothing like this no I know

72:43

that’s how she sounded in my mind when

72:45

she was saying this and so I’m watching

72:47

this and sure enough I figure out why

72:49

she wants me to watch it

72:51

cuz there’s this white guy black woman

72:53

romance yeah and she’s like they are us

72:57

and I’m like no they’re not because if

73:00

they told me if they’ve told me yeah we

73:07

want you to you know date people without

73:10

knowing what they look like I’d be out

73:12

of there I’m not interested I’m not

73:15

gonna do it how much are they paying me

73:17

oh that’s right yeah I’m assuming you

73:23

get paid to be on these shows I don’t

73:25

know I’ve never died

73:27

depending on how much they’re paying me

73:29

yeah that’s a good point if they were

73:30

paying me enough I would I’d I’d play it

73:33

out and I just have to try to figure it

73:35

out from their voice yeah pretty much

73:42

which would my wife wouldn’t have worked

73:45

no no so anyway so yeah so Joe can you

73:51

ask like so what do you look like oh

73:54

they’ll say like are you tall and stuff

73:56

like that but I think the whole idea is

73:58

they kind of discourage that like

73:59

they’re trying to just find out about

74:02

each other and like who they are the

74:03

person so she made me watch the entirety

74:09

of the first show she made me watch a

74:12

little bit of the second show and then I

74:15

was done she was like going through the

74:17

the parts of the other episodes that she

74:19

wanted and I’m just like I’m done I was

74:21

like I can’t do this I don’t want to do

74:23

this so I would recommend not watching

74:25

that unless you want to watch like like

74:29

The Bachelor but they can’t see each

74:31

other it’s just that like no watch Tiger

74:34

King you will love Tiger King Tiger King

74:37

is everything that love is blind isn’t

74:41

which is why it’s good it’s the polar

74:43

opposite of love is blind Dan Faust over

74:47

on YouTube says I’ve been single for

74:49

like two years now and I’m a shorter fat

74:51

guy that would be hilarious to see those

74:53

reactions look George Costanza was a

74:58

shorter portly man mhm and bald

75:01

yeah and George Costanza he did all

75:07

right with the ladies he did okay you

75:09

didn’t he did well like they tried to

75:12

play it off like he wasn’t doing well

75:13

with the ladies and I thought no I think

75:15

he’s been doing pretty well on this show

75:17

like he always talks about oh yeah I’m

75:20

still single or whatever I’m like you

75:22

just went out on like six dates last

75:24

yeah yeah you know remember you’re

75:31

probably better looking than George

75:32

Costanza

75:33

oh I’m Stein oh he is I’ll vouch for

75:36

that Dan Faust is way better looking

75:38

than George Costanza let me say this

75:40

Facebook but I’ve never stalked his

75:42

pictures oh no if you look it’s you’re

75:44

gonna be in for a treat

75:45

when I would like the idea of something

75:47

like love is blind but where one of the

75:50

genders are all really ugly like really

75:53

really ugly and but you have to marry

75:57

them first legally before you can see

76:00

them oh he’s showing my point my point

76:03

was instead of having it all be GQ guys

76:05

having it be a normal guy like so 11 GQ

76:08

guys and then one you oh yeah it would

76:12

be wholly out would be good that was

76:14

really good that I would like but like

76:16

with a great personality great that

76:20

would be amazing

76:21

I still like when you watch that show I

76:23

still like my idea where all the men are

76:26

like super super attractive and all the

76:29

women are just like like just absolute

76:34

train wrecks and bad people too so not

76:36

only are they not only are they ugly but

76:38

they have their like terrible but they

76:40

have like nice speaking voices and then

76:42

and you have to legally marry them

76:44

before you can see them in a state in a

76:47

state where it’s in South Carolina

76:50

because then if you want a divorce

76:51

it takes a it takes a year to get of

76:55

separation before you can get divorced

76:59

but you can get an annulment after if

77:02

you don’t consummate right you have to

77:05

consummate first how to like a whole oh

77:09

go Amish on it yeah go yeah do the whole

77:12

thing that would be like the

77:15

pay-per-view part of the show right and

77:17

then and then but then they would say

77:19

you know to see that part go to love

77:23

from a whole org slash whole scene and

77:27

then but the rest of it would just be

77:30

where the other stuff and then after all

77:34

that happens when you have she has to

77:37

get you have to get her pregnant and

77:38

then so it would take a few times and so

77:43

and then once she’s pregnant then you

77:46

get to see her and what would you call

77:51

this shot I’m working on that this

77:54

I still like the swamp pigs experiment

77:59

and they all have like really bad

78:01

violent criminal records like just like

78:03

they find like some really hard women

78:05

who are out on furlough and this is

78:10

their work release this is the world

78:13

found a job yeah but like all the men so

78:21

it’s not even like which one gets it

78:22

like they all get it I would watch that

78:26

oh it definitely and if you say you

78:28

wouldn’t watch that you’re lying like

78:31

look at me right now

78:32

any of you that are watching this if you

78:33

say that you would not at least catch an

78:35

episode of that to see what this is

78:36

about you were lying to me and yourself

78:39

right more so yourself more so yourself

78:42

because I don’t be I don’t buy it I

78:43

don’t buy it

78:45

I think Facebook dropped this again yeah

78:47

it’s looking like that’s what it’s

78:49

looking like so I don’t know if you can

78:50

hear us on Facebook but if you can just

78:52

go over to YouTube you tease girls Muddy

78:54

Waters media I’m gonna go ahead and put

78:58

in here Facebook up go to my need waters

79:07

or head on over to float float that app

79:10

slash muddy waters I’m putting both of

79:13

those there we go

79:16

alright cool so speaking of oh well we

79:20

still have much so now we are going to

79:22

the second part of our episode starting

79:25

with the starting with the corona fuff

79:31

alone and Charmin ultra strong

79:42

nevermind kind of surprised but Purell

79:49

wasn’t in there

79:49

oh no Purell was in that was in the run

79:52

of engine yeah convention with Purell

79:54

great you’ve grown a fossil with Bitcoin

79:58

in Charmin right now that makes perfect

80:02

so uh there is a lot to talk about as

80:05

far as the corona fluffle and so work

80:10

and I just kind of split up and talked

80:11

about a bunch of different things here

80:12

for ya cuz we’re not focusing on any

80:14

single topic for too long no starting

80:18

with infectious trading yes senators

80:25

Kelly Lafleur James Inhofe Dianne

80:27

Feinstein and Richard Burr pictured here

80:31

have all come under fire recently after

80:33

reading confidential information about

80:36

the worldwide rumpus back on January

80:39

24th and these four people proceeded to

80:43

sell off more than a combined four

80:45

million dollars in stocks well some of

80:48

them then went to the news and said

80:49

everything was okay and there was

80:50

nothing to worry about

80:52

yes hmm now this is not only a travesty

81:01

definitely illegal yeah

81:04

but yeah they did not mention anything

81:06

about the foofaraw not a single thing

81:12

was said about the foofaraw after that

81:16

January 24th meeting they just said no

81:18

nothing to worry about

81:21

and they sold off four million dollars

81:26

over four million dollars worth of stock

81:29

that was about to tanked and they knew

81:32

it

81:32

the foofaraw the foofaraw

81:40

the food for now Matt gets gay gate I

81:48

was gonna let you say it’s yeah Matt

81:52

gets Matt Gaetz

81:53

who is also here in Florida who recently

81:55

had to quarantine himself due to coming

81:58

into contact with somebody who was

81:59

infected with some disease said that bar

82:04

has screwed all of America and compared

82:07

him to Katie hill who resigned her post

82:11

for sleeping with a staffer yeah he he

82:14

wrote Katie hill her account Katie Hill

82:17

for CA gets run out of Congress for

82:19

screwing a campaign staffer her absent

82:21

any complaint which you know what that

82:23

means

82:25

senator burr stays as intelligence

82:28

chairman after screwing all Americans by

82:30

falsely reassuring us with op eds on

82:32

kovat on the world health kerfuffles

82:36

while he dumped his stock portfolio

82:38

early this is not fair now there was

82:43

something I liked there yeah she was

82:47

screwing her Safa staffer but no one was

82:50

complaining you know what I mean the

82:52

single person was complaining not a

82:53

single complaint you know huh you know

82:58

that picture her brushing the hair that

83:01

was pretty cool back shot was I mean I

83:03

wasn’t angry about that so yeah so they

83:06

sold off stock with insider info right

83:10

and how many of them do you think are

83:11

gonna get in trouble for that bagel are

83:14

you thinking it’s a round number are you

83:17

think are you thinking maybe they might

83:19

have just taken you to dick pound town

83:20

but here’s the thing if Katie Hill took

83:22

you to dick pound town you’re not gonna

83:25

be complaining huh her female staffer

83:30

was not complaining when she got taken

83:31

to not so dick pounds and said to to not

83:36

dick pound town well I mean we don’t

83:38

know I mean so in the next segment the

83:43

cure fol segment brought to you by Milan

83:46

and Donald Trump’s increasingly

83:48

desperate attempt to get you to vote to

83:50

re-elect him despite the economy

83:52

completely falling apart

83:53

when being stuck at home trying not to

83:55

die my land is the maker of

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hydroxychloroquine by the way yeah the

84:04

malaria pill I’m on the pill that’s

84:07

exclusively for malaria they decided to

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sponsor this segment for some reason for

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some reason just for some reason just

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for a reason that the FDA won’t tell us

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no drum says we can’t let the Cure be

84:25

worse than the disease when talking

84:26

about whether or not America should be

84:28

shut down and America wasn’t built to

84:31

shut down like this

84:33

lots of relief yeah that’s a good thing

84:37

division between Trump and his team of

84:39

medical professionals has grown and even

84:42

his Surgeon General said I want America

84:45

to understand this week it’s going to

84:50

get bad that is from the Surgeon General

84:53

of the United States I think someone

84:57

needs to tell him that this country

84:58

wasn’t built for this week to go bad

85:01

right this country not built for this we

85:03

weren’t built on that so stop it dr.

85:07

Anthony Fauci fossum Fauci it’s Fauci I

85:11

thought it was foul see it’s actually

85:12

Fauci actually for a minute I thought it

85:15

was foul a okay I’m out she but it’s

85:19

actually Fosse Fosse

85:21

I bet back in the old country it’s a

85:22

foul G yeah betsa I’m one little bit

85:28

director of the National Institute of

85:30

Allergy and Infectious Diseases told

85:33

Americans they could expect to maintain

85:35

social distancing and stay at home for

85:38

several weeks I cannot see that all of a

85:40

sudden next week or two weeks from now

85:42

it’s going to be over I don’t think

85:44

there’s a chance of that fal’cie said I

85:49

think it’s going to be several weeks

85:51

when you think you’re maybe overreacting

85:53

you probably are not acting as

85:55

forcefully as you should so as we’ve

85:59

always said we’ve got to try very much

86:01

to stay ahead of the curve someone needs

86:03

to tell dr. Fauci that America

86:06

wasn’t built to be a twig though was not

86:09

built for a pandemic America was not

86:15

built for a pandemic so these are the

86:20

medical professionals and he’s going now

86:26

it’s fine I’ve got a good feeling I’ve

86:28

got a good feeling about this lots of

86:30

smart doctors out there telling me it’s

86:34

gonna be okay it’s gonna be okay this

86:36

country not built to be shut down no one

86:40

is telling him that no one’s telling you

86:42

that man nobody no one no no one in with

86:46

what the medical background is telling

86:48

you I’m sure you have people telling you

86:50

that but they don’t hey Mike Pence may

86:54

have prayed on it and he’s like no it’s

86:56

fine I like Mike Pence’s idea to

86:59

electrocute people with it and see if

87:02

that makes them ashamed enough to you

87:05

don’t have it anymore

87:06

Yeah right so the cure for America based

87:14

on what Donald Trump is saying is to get

87:15

back to work with other people in small

87:21

rooms in slow rooms and it’s more than

87:25

ten and to try to get you to get back to

87:27

work in groups of more than 10 he’s

87:30

gonna give you money to not need that

87:34

economy vaccinations package also known

87:37

as the stimulus package mm-hmm

87:40

I thought that was hilarious when I

87:44

wrote that no I like it

87:45

I like wanna meet economy vaccinations

87:50

stimulus stimulus I like stimulus

87:53

because I like everyone just talking

87:55

about stimulating I like that that’s

87:58

actually a good point yeah we should

88:01

take him to take the economy to dick

88:02

pound town huh I can have any complaints

88:06

from that now the stimulus package has

88:08

been in the works for 12 since February

88:11

and has originally started out about two

88:15

billion dollars and went to eight

88:16

billion dollars and then it went up to

88:18

like 30 billion

88:20

five hundred million dollars and now

88:22

both parties are budding HID heads about

88:24

the stimulus package and it’s somewhere

88:27

between two and 2.5 trillion dollar

88:30

stimulus package yeah that’s a big jump

88:34

from that subject gentlemen two billion

88:37

two billion that is some mission creep

88:39

there that is an one hundred thousand

88:43

percent increase right yes today during

88:49

a virtual town hall that I was trying to

88:52

watch very unsuccessfully because of the

88:54

large number of people trying to watch

88:56

it I can’t I cancelled the deal last

88:59

night because Nancy Pelosi put in a lot

89:02

of things that had nothing to do with

89:03

the workers they start throwing green

89:06

New Deal stuff in and the boardroom what

89:09

they will look like they have they have

89:12

things they are just terrible windmills

89:15

everywhere oh no the one Mouse he said

89:18

windmills everywhere I’m gonna repeat

89:20

that last part again they have things

89:22

that are just terrible windmills

89:25

everywhere this is what he said when he

89:30

said why he shot down the package wow

89:34

that is a really good graphic thank you

89:36

yeah

89:37

good gem which obviously windmills cause

89:42

cancer and that’s a little worse than

89:45

this respiratory rumpus windmill cancer

89:50

foreign alive or fuchal in the fish

89:53

source which is again let’s do these

89:55

words no you’re doing great you’re doing

89:58

III we now know all the synonyms for

90:01

kerfuffle oh no there were so many we

90:05

know as many as we’re gonna use yeah

90:07

that’s that’s accurate what the

90:09

boardrooms are always that that where

90:11

they’re gonna mandate how many people of

90:13

color and women are in large boardrooms

90:15

or something like that yeah 100% sure

90:17

why he said that based on all of the

90:19

stimulus package reading I did today

90:21

yeah also how did he cancel something in

90:26

the Senate yeah that’s a good point too

90:32

I’m not sure if he knows how cancel the

90:36

deal that I cancelled it there’s not

90:38

that’s actually what the Senate does

90:40

yeah no you you don’t do that

90:44

some things are disagreed on mandatory

90:48

$15 minimum wage for any company that

90:51

takes money 1200 or 1500 per person

90:58

checks mandated green policies for

91:03

airlines who take money

91:05

they’re pretty green right now because

91:06

no one’s using them yeah very true

91:10

suspension of the payroll tax which was

91:13

recently so recently the payroll tax was

91:19

halted until the end of the year the

91:22

Democrats want to put it back as part of

91:25

the 2.5 trillion stimulus package they

91:29

are also hoping for expand health

91:34

insurance premium tax credits under the

91:38

so-called Affordable Care Act expand the

91:41

Earned Income Tax Credit the child tax

91:44

credit in the dependent Care Credit they

91:51

are taking our lives and mind you what

91:55

Donald Trump says here isn’t exactly

91:57

wrong except the windmill stuff they are

92:02

gone like windmills and it’s not they

92:07

are trying to throw in green New Deal

92:09

stuff they’re saying any airline that

92:12

has to take that takes money will have

92:15

to comply to grain regulations and like

92:18

get rid of 50% of carbon emissions by

92:24

2038 or something like that something

92:26

crazy I can’t remem

92:28

and they are doing do we all remember

92:31

cat-car cash for clunkers they are doing

92:35

that for planes right for airplanes for

92:38

airplanes that is in the stimulus

92:39

package another thing that’s in the

92:42

stimulus package they want to make

92:45

a crypto a digital currency oh yeah

92:51

that’s in there they want to make a

92:53

digital currency that is backed by the

92:56

Fed and it will only be like so your

93:00

$1500 checks that you would get those in

93:03

digital currency and you would have to

93:07

use a digital currency wallet built by

93:09

the Fed to spend it what are they gonna

93:14

call it shit coin like it right the like

93:18

dollar coin I don’t know Da Lat Fed coin

93:20

it’s gonna be it’s gonna be the first

93:22

coin that you can just reliably predict

93:25

how much it goes down every day like

93:27

what a what an absolutely terrible and

93:30

what’s the trick it’s still worth a

93:32

dollar yeah that’s all it is because no

93:34

one’s gonna trade it no one’s gonna

93:36

trade actual crypto for this coin no god

93:39

no this losers gonna always be worth a

93:41

dollar this literally they’re just

93:43

giving you a digital credit card is what

93:46

this is which is I mean whatever but

93:48

just to print light so they’re just

93:50

taking out the middleman of printing

93:51

crap out from nothing now they’re just

93:53

giving you numbers that mean nothing

93:55

right now many uh crypto enthusiasts

93:59

believe that the reason they are doing

94:01

this is they will ask you to put it into

94:03

your other wallet and then the Fed will

94:05

have access to your yeah I’ll definitely

94:08

not ever do that never if they want to

94:10

give me crypto garbage that loses value

94:15

every day I know and I’ll take it but

94:17

I’m certainly not commingling that with

94:19

anything I don’t have anyway cuz I lost

94:22

it all when my hard drive crashed oh

94:28

lost it all I have nothing on the same

94:32

day and then to console myself I went

94:35

out on my boat to fire guns into the sea

94:41

and to throw some car batteries into the

94:43

sea for a safe and legal thrill and

94:47

sadly the

94:51

capsized and I lost everything and then

94:57

when I came to shore I discovered that a

95:00

meteor had taken all of my water canned

95:02

goods and toilet paper

95:05

very sad press F everyone press F

95:08

everybody press F everybody press F

95:10

Griffith really really Facebook press f4

95:17

Facebook I mean we’re yeah we’re done on

95:20

Facebook yeah um Facebook I mean I think

95:24

everyone just abandon it because it’s

95:26

not working so and I don’t blame them um

95:28

so but we got our people over on YouTube

95:30

so that’s good some some people joined

95:32

us over there the real ones over on you

95:34

two are real ones on YouTube and it’s

95:36

non-flow and offload and probably I

95:39

think I’m periscope to probably probably

95:41

it’s the the bickering over the stimulus

95:46

package isn’t gonna end anytime soon

95:47

which is makes it even funnier right

95:50

because they are literally going to Bart

95:53

they are going to argue over the best

95:57

way to make the country heal by

95:59

injecting it with way too much money and

96:02

bailing out way too many companies and

96:08

they’re gonna do that for a very long

96:11

time yeah they are now keep in mind last

96:17

week they gave away actually the end of

96:21

the week before into the beginning of

96:23

last week yeah they gave 2.2 trillion

96:26

dollars to Wall Street and banks in the

96:29

form of loans repo loans and junk loans

96:33

which will not get paid back and they

96:35

basically just gave them that money

96:37

every single penny of that you’ll have

96:39

to pay back they also lowered the

96:42

interest rate to zero and they remove

96:45

the reserve requirements on the banks

96:47

and we talked about what that meant last

96:49

week basically it means the banks don’t

96:50

have to keep any money in the bank right

96:52

at the time that you might start pulling

96:53

out cash because you need it all that to

96:57

say they did all that without a vote or

97:02

a debate or anything else they just did

97:04

it

97:05

because rich people need to get money

97:07

basically now that they’re talking about

97:10

giving you basically your money back in

97:13

a roundabout way at this and only doing

97:18

that because they told you you can’t go

97:19

to work now there’s some problems now

97:23

they want to add pork and they want to

97:25

play these games and like we’re not in

97:26

favor of ubi or stimulus packages or

97:30

anything like that when you tell someone

97:32

they can’t go to work you got to do

97:37

something oh we were kicked off of we

97:42

were kicked off facebook completely

97:44

completely

97:45

yeah we’re not live on Facebook that is

97:48

interesting

97:49

yeah Facebook must be screwing up yeah

97:51

oh yeah unable to connect yeah no

97:55

there’s a product it’s funny they warned

97:56

us about YouTube and turns out it was

97:58

Facebook that’s not working right well

98:00

that’s interesting

98:01

so anyway so yeah I mean they they have

98:04

been you know they had no problem giving

98:07

you bi for billionaires but now you know

98:10

you bi for the rest of us is a problem

98:12

that shows you where their loyalty is

98:14

but but have no fear folks because the

98:18

media is here to make sure that we are

98:21

as horrified as possible you know based

98:23

on an argument well not really an

98:25

argument a spirited debate that I got

98:28

into on reddit and you can follow us on

98:30

reddit by the way let’s search for the

98:32

subreddit muddied waters media the media

98:36

like we qualify is media because we are

98:39

dispensing information over the Internet

98:41

sure sure sure but when we refer to the

98:45

media we aren’t talking about the

98:47

alternative media we aren’t talking

98:48

about us we mean everyone else we heard

98:52

or we are libertarians or even rims Oh

98:56

suck ass Martinez yeah we are we are

99:01

referring to ABC NBC Fox CNBC MSN MSN

99:08

CNN we’re talking about them msl LSD

99:12

we’re not we’re not talking about renzo

99:14

over at the Washington Satanist we’re

99:16

talking about the

99:19

they’re Satanists who aren’t honest

99:20

about it the lizard people who run Fox

99:23

News in CNN and MSNBC in PBS Navy seen

99:26

CNN and CBS and NBC right so they have

99:33

been just hard at work too and still

99:35

fear in all of us not just of the

99:40

pandemic but really of anything they can

99:42

and the new thing that that they are

99:43

trying to create fear of is crime just

99:47

crime just crime so then while you’re

99:50

scared in your house that if you go

99:52

outside that the virus is going to get

99:55

you also be scared inside that the

99:59

people that the criminals are going to

100:01

come and get you right now if you take a

100:03

look some of them domestic violence and

100:05

child abuse will rise during quarantines

100:07

many of that is because they say that

100:09

there isn’t enough food isolation

100:11

compounds violence abusive victims are

100:14

more at risk during coronavirus

100:15

quarantines SPD addressing potential

100:18

increase in crime as businesses closed

100:21

due to coronavirus so the government

100:22

forces you to close and now crime is

100:24

going to go up the rise of coronavirus

100:26

hate crimes social work fear rise in

100:29

domestic violence during quarantines and

100:31

police commissioner says some crime will

100:33

increase during lockdown now they have

100:39

spent so very very long scaring you

100:41

about coronavirus and again it’s a

100:42

serious thing it’s a very serious thing

100:44

a very serious thing what now that

100:49

they’ve got you locked in your house for

100:53

the foreseeable future and now they’re

100:57

hitting you with because you’re locked

101:00

in your house the real crime might be

101:02

happening there yeah

101:04

you’re not safe anywhere America that’s

101:06

Nathan anywhere and tune in at 11:00 to

101:08

find out why which is the whole point be

101:13

scared so that you click the headline or

101:15

tune in or whatever listen to us tell

101:18

you what you need to be scared about

101:20

next right you won’t believe what we

101:22

have to say in some cities have some

101:25

places have been like releasing

101:26

nonviolent nonviolent offenders from

101:30

prisons which love it

101:33

great do it well other cities have been

101:36

saying that they aren’t going to be

101:38

arresting people for crimes such as mmm

101:40

robbery and burglary car theft things

101:44

along those but if you keep your shop

101:47

open past eight o’clock buckle up

101:49

because you are going to jail yep yeah

101:52

at a time when we have an increased risk

101:55

of people you know robbing each other

101:58

because they’re desperate and scared and

102:01

driven by media panic or they just have

102:05

more sitting ducks they’re not gonna get

102:08

in trouble but if you’ve got your I

102:11

don’t know kava bar open past a certain

102:14

time you’re screwed yeah and here and

102:18

here’s that here’s the Matt and I were

102:21

talking about how these bands aren’t

102:23

effective again let’s be clear you

102:27

should be socially distancing you should

102:28

be limiting the amount of time that

102:30

you’re out if you can do your job

102:31

remotely then do it you know those are

102:34

all things that are good ideas to do to

102:37

slow this the spread of this illness

102:38

because the CDC screwed us by not

102:40

allowing testing for kovat for the first

102:43

month and a half of the outbreak which

102:44

would have allowed it to potentially be

102:46

a containable thing like it has been in

102:48

Japan and to some extent South Korea and

102:50

apparently in Germany as well instead we

102:53

are still basically letting it run

102:55

around on untested or in our testing is

102:59

not catching up with the actual spread

103:00

of the illness because of how fast it’s

103:02

it’s increasing now so we’re gonna get

103:04

some of the worst outcome that anyone’s

103:06

had that’s entirely because of the

103:07

government not allowing us to do what we

103:09

needed to do back when we could have and

103:11

so because of that this is now a serious

103:14

thing and we probably need to limit our

103:16

interactions with others here’s why

103:18

government bans don’t work Matt can tell

103:21

Matt in fact I’ll let you tell it about

103:22

the the kava bar and what people were

103:24

doing because of the rules around you

103:26

know interactions at the Cobo bar right

103:29

so um a lot of actually all of Pinellas

103:34

County here there’s no alcohol there’s

103:37

no alcohol sales of all grocery stores

103:39

are closing at nine o’clock there’s a

103:41

few things like retail shops can

103:43

actually stay open with half capacity

103:45

but they’ve

103:46

kind of made it where it’s if you aren’t

103:50

a retail shop you are to go only like if

103:54

you don’t fall into an alcohol bar or

103:56

sit-down restaurant they’re really hey

103:58

you’re just just go to go only and many

104:00

people are following them pretty much

104:03

everybody’s following you now kava bar

104:07

people are a dedicated group of it

104:10

people and God bless them for it you

104:13

know like I will set it at a kava bar

104:15

for six seven hours and not even notice

104:17

it you’re taking away what literally is

104:21

these people’s homes with these rules

104:25

now what are they doing instead are they

104:29

sitting at home no they’re still at the

104:31

kava bar but since the kava bars are all

104:34

doing 10-minute hangout maximums

104:37

10-minute hangout maximums and then you

104:39

have to leave they’re going and they’re

104:42

sitting out on the sidewalk outside of

104:45

the view of the kava bar and hanging out

104:48

out there until they need something and

104:50

then they come back in and get more and

104:54

then they leave and they go and they sit

104:57

outside on the sidewalk on the sidewalk

105:01

where people are still walking around

105:03

where people are spitting where people

105:05

are sneezing where people are coughing

105:08

yep thing whatever where all of this is

105:12

going on they are still outside now

105:14

they’re in that area doing it where

105:16

people who would never have come up to

105:18

the kava bar are stuck like now they’re

105:24

out there just being gassed by people

105:28

who potentially have it out there

105:30

sitting in the coronavirus droplet drop

105:33

zone yep and then going back into the

105:37

bar yep and of course when other places

105:41

have been even more strict with

105:43

shelter-in-place laws and said well you

105:47

can’t leave your house to do anything

105:48

unless it’s a grocery store or a bank

105:51

where now people huddled together in

105:55

fear desperately trying to get stuff

106:00

and stuff sneezing coughing all over

106:02

each other basically being giant vectors

106:05

and those poor tellers there who are

106:08

interacting with people every bit as

106:09

much as healthcare workers are except

106:11

they have no protection because I

106:13

guarantee you they don’t have any masks

106:15

or any or any gloves or anything else

106:17

and they’re just being exposed to

106:20

whatever is happening there and they’ve

106:22

cut the hours off so for example our

106:23

Walmart used to be open 24/7 so during

106:26

this time I would go at like 2:00 3:00

106:27

in the morning so I had it was me and

106:30

maybe five ten other people in the whole

106:31

store that were in there shopping now if

106:33

I need something I have to be in with

106:36

the rest of the hoi polloi as we’re all

106:37

not socially distancing and just staying

106:40

really really close to each other right

106:42

so that’s a problem

106:44

same thing with banks these poor bank

106:46

tellers touching stuff that’s being

106:48

given to him and giving stuff back touch

106:49

basically just let’s spread the disease

106:51

as much as we possibly can

106:53

the next ratcheting up is to tell

106:57

everyone you can’t leave your house

106:59

period and guess what happens then a

107:03

bunch of people die from stuff like

107:06

eventually stuff like starvation and

107:10

lack of access to potable water or they

107:15

have a medical emergency but they can’t

107:17

go anywhere because they don’t have

107:19

kovat but some other type of medical

107:21

emergency or depression and anxiety sets

107:25

in and you know they hurt themselves or

107:28

people start getting really desperate

107:30

because they aren’t seeing they aren’t

107:31

even able to go outside long enough to

107:33

see other people and they start thinking

107:34

the worst and they start raiding their

107:36

neighbors or people get so stir-crazy

107:39

that they just start illegally getting

107:41

together and hanging out because they

107:42

can’t take it anymore

107:43

yep these things don’t work South Korea

107:48

had they had some restrictions but they

107:52

didn’t have to do heavy restrictions

107:53

because they were able to contain it

107:55

they were able to widely test it as soon

107:58

as they had a real outbreak and now what

108:02

they’re doing is they are able to

108:05

basically when cases come up they

108:09

contain those people they’re treating

108:10

the people everyone else is going into a

108:13

more

108:13

socially distanced in a way of living

108:16

but for the most part they haven’t had

108:18

to shut their economy down they figured

108:20

out ways to do things remotely they

108:21

figured out ways to do things with less

108:23

interaction and they’re doing what they

108:25

can to keep the spread as low as

108:26

possible not touching each other staying

108:29

far away from each other and all of that

108:30

stuff because they’re choosing to do it

108:33

see when you force someone who doesn’t

108:36

think this is a big deal into doing

108:39

certain behaviors they’re gonna do other

108:41

behaviors that either skirt the law or

108:45

are legal but not within the spirit of

108:47

that law and continue to spread the

108:50

illness it doesn’t really work

108:53

it slows I shouldn’t say it slows it a

108:56

little but it creates other problems

108:58

that on some ways are worse than what

109:02

it’s trying to make better so the bans

109:05

don’t work we are clear here that we

109:08

should be socially distancing we should

109:09

stop trying to pretend this thing is a

109:11

hoax or not you know it’s just the cold

109:12

it’s not as serious it’s you know h1n1

109:14

was worse and all that stuff we can

109:17

dispense with that but the bans don’t

109:20

work or they don’t work to the extent

109:23

that it’s worth what it does to people

109:26

over and above that and so and here’s a

109:31

perfect example of how these laws don’t

109:33

work a homeless man was arrested in

109:36

Orlando for not going to his home that

109:43

he doesn’t have because he’s homeless

109:48

you see and so a 34 year old man who was

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109:56

walking with his bike was stopped and

110:00

asked where he was going and he said he

110:03

was headed to work but that it didn’t

110:06

open until you know several hou