Firebox is selling these $5,700 Dalek replicas made from the same molds and specs as the originals by the BBC's props department. So I just did the math, and if 52 of us get together and put in $110, we can each have it for one week out of the year. Obviously, I will take the first week and then conveniently disappear. Unfortunately:

WARNING: The Dalek produced by 'this planet earth ltd' is sold purely as a collector's item. IT IS NOT A TOY. Despite the fact that this reproduction TV prop enables the user to enter the inside of the Dalek, 'this planet earth ltd' do not recommend this action. 'this planet earth ltd' cannot be held responsible for any injury caused to the owner or any third party during the course of misuse for purpose.

I get it, you HAVE to have a disclaimer. But is that gonna stop me from climbing inside and making my roommate push me down the stairs? It is not. You only live once, that's what I say. "Please tell me you're joking." Of course I'm joking -- I'M A CAT. Meow meow meow meow.

Thanks to BLiNNeMaNS, who agrees somebody should start a Dalek Pest Extermination business if they haven't already.