The Devil's Favorite Semen is back!Ha ha ha. See what I did there. I found a rhyme for "demon" that was highly inappropriate! Wackity schmackity dooooooo.*

*yes, it's going to be that kind of Wrap UpAnyone else wondering why Stephanie was yelling "Stop, Kane stop!" over and over again last night while Kane obliterated Daniel Bryan? Firstly, after the first three hundred times, it was clear that her tactic wasn't working. She's wasn't about to stumble upon the correct sequence of "Stop," "No," and "Kane" in order to trigger his shutdown mode. And secondly, why would she pretend to not be a full heel anymore after WrestleMania? After she actively cheered her husband on when he attacked Bryan a month ago, screaming "Kill him!"Anyhow, curious opening segment. One that unfortunately makes a bit more sense if you know that Bryan had just suffered the tragic loss of his dad but had also promised to be a part of RAW . So Kane's attack worked to help sell the Pay-Per-View (a term that the WWE apparently isn't using anymore due to the events being on the Network) while also allowing Bryan to leave Raw early, skip Smackdown, and possibly even skip RAW next week.And as much as I want Bryan to take all the time he needs to be with his family, it'll certainly feel weird if he doesn't say anything, promo-wise, before Extreme Rules. Since, you know, he didn't get to say a word last night. And maybe that was his choice. Who knows? Maybe he didn't feel like getting on the mic.If Bryan does take more than just week off, might I suggest Brie vs. Steph. I'd be up for that. Especially since they actually had Brie come out with him this week while Cole declared them as the new "power couple" in the WWE. It'd be good for Brie. Hell, anything's good if it helps one escape the oozing, bleeding, banana-in-the-vag event horizon of Total Divas.That show was supposed to revitalize the Divas division but instead it turned five or six of the resident Divas into non-competitors. Into gals who've over-shared way too much about their hoo-has and jub-jubs to represent the WWE as the division's champ. Brie's one of the few who's managed to come out not looking completely like a vacuous turd, so integrating her into the Authority story could do wonders for her. Anyhow, here's hoping that she and Bryan had an artificially sweetened honeymoon after their "organic, crunchy, rustic" wedding.It's also a small comfort, at least, that Bryan's father got to witness his big WrestleMania moment and then attend his wedding a week later before passing away. I guess, as it was with the Ultimate Warrior, he at least got to be there for some meaningful moments right before the end.After watching Bryan beat Kane clean for months on end, they had to do something drastic to turn Kane back into a formidable opponent. And I'm all for the return of the Big Red Rape Machine (though it's still hard to get excited about the guy after 17 years). But if you look at history, Kane's been the go-to guy as far as first post-WrestleMania challengers go. Most notably, with the undersized underdogs, like Benoit and Rey. And at least he and Bryan have history. It won't be a suspenseful match, since we all know Bryan will win, but it'll at least be a good match. Maybe? Right? I don't know. Semen!I also like how it's just commonly accepted now that the fake oily hair is a permanent part of the Kane mask. It's like when I try to convince the wife that a robe and slippers needs a fake pipe that blows bubbles. It's a totally necessary accoutrement.Perhaps Baltimore, with it's rather loud "Let's Go Cena" chants, wasn't the right place to have Bray let loose with his "They don't love you anymore" spiel. Anyhow, at least the voters at home were bloodthirsty enough to vote Cena into a three-on-one match with the Wyatts. 53% voted for him to face the whole gang. Not that anyone thinks this is real punishment, but why not go for the option that could promise the biggest ass-kicking? Cole tried to spin it early on too, since I'm sure they were ready for that option to win, saying that Cena fans may vote him into the handicap match because it would be the only way for him to get his hands on Bray. Never once mentioning the legion of anti-Cenites who just want to see him get beat up for twenty minutes.So someone make me a "WE ARE THE 53%!" shirt. Because that was fun. As was Bray dancing with a battered, lifeless Cena as if he were Kim Basinger, either in Tim Burton's Batman or Tom Petty's "Last Dance with Mary Jane" video. Take your pick. She's pretty much got the market cornered on limp, corpse-like tango partners.

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