Original Air date: June 6th, 2019

Caption: Finally, we get the Murder She Wrote Scoopardy Jock Vs. Nerd Quiz We Deserve. Also, do you miss the 90's. Well apparently Matt and Paul do!

Running time: 1:57 (117 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

The topic on some locations was merely "Episode 581: Clay Aiken’s Warm Rag" and the caption included a tag in the description.

The hosts wonder what a Vegas Residency actually is. This leads them to wonder about the daytime talk show circuit and deriving the different talk shows by making some up.

Matt tells a story about Paula Abdul throwing a hat and hitting another host in the throat oddjob style. This leads to a discussion of Abdul possibly fucking Clay Aiken who the hosts doubt is sexual at all, needing only a warm rag to brush his penis for pleasure.

The hosts recall how Whitney Houston used to be a sweet, normal person until their reality show. They make the same observation about Michael Jordan before it fully came out that he was ruthless.

Paul believes that there is water on the moon.

Jacob moves them along to the scoopmail.

Scoopmail Edit

The Collector Scoop asks if the hosts chew their ice cream.

Startrooper 3000 Scoop sends in a Wait, he did what?? about finding out his grandpa had multiple families with the same child names.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosion theme is played.The Next Creamer sends in a Murder, She Wrote themed Scoopardy. One of the questions involves Paul attempting math prompting the Kentucky Math jingle.

Characters and Bits Edit