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“OKAY, FORGET THE COOKIE! WHAT ABOUT PERPETUAL JOY?”

“NAH”

“I RECEIVE ENOUGH JOY FROM WATCHING MY SNIPPY STRUGGLE WITH LIFE.”

[ Charles Snippy, Tour guide. Dead Zone Crawler sold separately. ]

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La Macabre

“...ONE DAY SNIPPY FOUND A FOOD!”

“ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?”

“HOW ABOUT A SUBSCRIPTION OF IMMORTALITY FOR YOURSELF AND/OR YOUR FRIEND?”

“...SNIPPY THOUGHT HIMSELF MOST LUCKY FOR FINDING SUCH A MORSEL!”

“...A SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCK?”

“...IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FRIEND COULD USE REALLY USE SOME!”

“...BUT AS WE ALL KNOW, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LUCK!"

“OF COURSE THERE’S SUCH A THING, WHY I COULD SELL YOU SOME RIGHT…”

"HAVING GOT TOO EXCITED, SNIPPY WALKED RIGHT INTO THE COOKIE MONSTER'S TRAP!”

“...YES! CHARLES SNIPPY IS GOING TO DIE AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, WIZARD. THAT IS... UNLESS YOU INVEST IN ONE OF MY OFFERS!”

“WANT TO BET ON IT?”

“ALL OF YOUR GOODNESS AGAINST MINE!”