For anybody willing to base their financial decisions on the whims of David Hogg, he’s let them know what he wants for his birthday:

Today's my birthday! All I want today is for everyone who reads this to leave Chase Bank or Wells Fargo and call them at Case:1-800-935-9935

Wells Fargo: 1-800-357-6675 Say your leaving because they give money to gun manufacturers. Thanks ? — David Hogg (@davidhogg111) April 12, 2019

More info on banks that are bad and least bad on guns https://t.co/iBN9ZyC2PY — David Hogg (@davidhogg111) April 12, 2019

Are many taking on Hogg as their financial adviser? It wouldn’t appear so — at least, not yet:

Here's how JPMorgan and Wells Fargo are doing so far today. Keep up the good work it seems to be very effective. pic.twitter.com/5fQSu9PLyu — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 12, 2019

At last check, those banks were still in business.

“Hello yes I am a teenager. Your bank is bad.” — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 12, 2019

Me and the banks pic.twitter.com/cdARMRKkOh — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 12, 2019

20,000 likes x $6.23 average account balance for David Hogg followers = $124,600 in assets lost. Brutal day. — Mark M (@markdm83) April 12, 2019

"Cancel it."

"It doesn't look like you have an existing account with us sir."

"Just cancel it. I don't like guns."

[fake typing noises] "It's… cancelled sir."

"Thanks. Now I need to call the New York Times and cancel my subscription again." — Matthew Baierl (@Matt_Baierl) April 12, 2019

Me: "Hello bank, I'm leaving." Bank: "OK, your auto loan balance is $15,000. We accept cashier's checks." Me: "…" — Yang Wang Gang (@politisuck) April 12, 2019

LOL. And the backfire is building:

Today might be a good day to get my NRA membership https://t.co/5sDGPIMWTt — Kevin McMahon (@KevinMcMahonYAF) April 12, 2019

Think I'll just use my Chase Sapphire Reserve card to buy Chick Fil A today instead. https://t.co/cNIGsjDcG3 — Silver Chief (@AMFKNole) April 12, 2019

Call Chase to increase my credit limit and buy more assault rifles. Got it. https://t.co/WXOFfpYPK8 — Jean Sneaux (@JeanValjameis) April 12, 2019

I was planning on leaving one of the banks you mentioned but will now stay since they support gun manufacturers — Roger Wagner (@daddywags03) April 12, 2019

I’m going to open more accounts with my Wells Fargo! — Reaganette (@Ezinger44) April 12, 2019

Also, a minor point:

your does not equal you're — xo (@sirensoIiIoquy) April 12, 2019

Harvard accepting kids who use the wrong "your", how far the standards have slipped — Ryan Dunton (@Ryan_Dunton) April 12, 2019

*Chase

*you're https://t.co/d3Zy2u5m0o — No, Eric Swalwell is not me (@jtLOL) April 12, 2019

*you’re (and he’s going to Harvard) — Guerilla Carwash (@CarwashGuerilla) April 12, 2019

Maybe he’ll learn that at Harvard.