It's not every day that a wealthy businessman turned politico gives birth to five handsome sons whose God-given vocal skills and dancing abilities can't be half as bad as the stuff filling up two-hour episodes of The Voice. Whatever happens at the polls this Election Day, allow the exposure the Romney 2012 presidential campaign has given Mitt's boys to help them launch the dream career they've always wanted as pop music superstars. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to meet your new favorite boy band: More Men.

And like all other boy bands whose pictures fill your bedroom walls, it's time you choose a favorite. Meet each member, below.

The Boy Next Door: Taggart (or "Tagg"), 42

Mitt's first-born, with a name fit for a strong leader of the free world, or a neighborhood canine.

The Dreamboat: Matt, 41

Just damn handsome, with the potential for serenading you with Coldplay songs when you're at your lowest. What could be better?

The Bad Boy: Josh, 37

Self-employed with a sense of humor, albeit no taste for collard greens; we knew he was trouble when he walked in.

The Shy One: Ben, 34

Self-described as the "least inclined to politics of the brothers," the second-youngest son also has little interest in business, preferring to spend most of his adult life studying to become a doctor. He has the proven ability to grow a very nice beard, so we wouldn't be surprised if he left Boston one day for a quiet cabin in the woods.

The Baby: Craig, 31

The youngest of Mitt's boys, Craigers uses expressions like "had a blast" and gets excited by the chance of traveling to exotic locales like South Carolina more than once.

And on special occasions, the quintet is joined by their sixth—and largely forgotten—brother, Tugg Romney.