A 22-year-old woman has made history while making the wet dreams of thousands of foot fetishists (I’m looking at you, Quentin Tarantino) come true when doctors confirmed that she’s got a third nipple on the bottom of her foot. That dark mound might look like the face of a Kardashian without her makeup on, but it’s actually a hairy areola. When I blow out my birfday candles every year, I always wish that I’ll wake up with a nipple on each ass cheek, but I’ll settle for a foot nipple!

The medical staff who discovered the woman has a case of the Marky Marks on one of her feets explained her special nipple like this:

“A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot. Supernumerary breast tissue, known as SBT, is rarely found beyond the mammary line. But they have been seen before on the back, shoulder, face, and even thigh.”

The lady’s tit foot doesn’t hurt and it’s been there since birth.

Say what you want, but a foot nipple is a beautiful thing. Ho can nurse a baby without it burping up into her nostrils or slobbering all over her tits. Ho’s dating pool has opened up now that she’ll attract sucio fucks who want to chew on her toe while licking on her foople. Ho can put on a sock with a nipple hole and get a tingle from her foot to her good place with every step. We should all be so lucky as to have a nipple on our foot.

via The Sun (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)