3. Alaskan Polar Bear Heater, The Nutty Professor (1963)

3. Alaskan Polar Bea r Heater, The Nutty Professor (1963)

Professor Julius Kelp and his suave, take-no-prisoners alter-ego Buddy Love were among the most memorable characters Jerry Lewis ever created, and of Buddy’s spotlight scenes, few are as unforgettable as his snappy request to a bartender for an elaborate beverage. First of all, when ordering, be sure to emphasize the “Alaskan,” lest you get a different drink altogether. After that, be very sure that you’re paying attention while it’s being made: If it doesn’t include two shots of vodka, a shot of vermouth, a shot of gin, a little rum, a little brandy, some bitters, some scotch, lemon peel, orange peel, cherry, and a smidgen of vinegar, then it’s not a proper Alaskan Polar Bear Heater. (Interestingly, Buddy’s recipe actually involves the phrase “some more scotch” without having mentioned scotch in the first place, but we’re presuming that he considers the initial inclusion of scotch to be a given.) Lastly, once the ingredients are all in place and it’s been mixed nice and poured into a tall glass, just remember: Passing out isn’t just a possible side effect, it’s effectively guaranteed, so indulge at your own risk. [Will Harris]