This week, the popular hipster music website

came out with their long-awaited "Top 500 Tracks of the 2000s" feature. I like to keep track of how wretched and ancient I am by calculating how many of the songs I am familiar with -- and by familiar, I mean, I might have overheard the song this decade (while I was enjoying a toasty lap blanket and eating my vanilla pudding cup down at the senior citizen's center).

So this year I worked up a little calculator to help finish off the sad, smoldering last remnants of my indie cred; check off the songs you are familiar with, and press 'Calculate' to find out the awful truth about just how out of touch you are:

NOTE: Did you know newer versions of Firefox have a weird hanging bug when a page has a whole bunch of checkboxes? It's true! In any case, if this page is driving you nuts, sorry, use Safari/Chrome/IE/Opera/whatever. Again, sorry.