deuce: THIS IS DEUCE AIRLINES 142, DECLARING PAN PAN PAN, WE HAVE SMOKE IN THE COCKPIT AND DIARRHEA IN MY SHORTS deuce: SAN FRANCISCO TOWER, THIS IS DEUCE AIRLINES 142, NOW DECLARING AN EMERGENCY, MY SHORTS HAVE BREACHED I REPEAT MY SHORTS HAVE BREACHED deuce: WE HAVE DIARRHEA IN THE COCKPIT