Emily Brickenbrackle III

After his umpteenth bonk on the head and way too many concussions:Celestia: "Shining Armor, you've done your duty admirably, using your iron skull to train some fine stallions and mares to protect our kingdom. I think you're ready to marry a Princess and rule a kingdom of your very own now."Shining: "IS IT JUST ME OR DOES EVERYTHING SMELL REALLY TURQUOISE RIGHT NOW?""OH, HEY, THE GROUND WANTED TO JUMP UP AND HUG ME. THAT'S SO NICE OF HIM!"Luna: "Dearest Sister, you are a tremendous sadist."Celestia: "Hey, at least he's not dead."Luna: "In the strictest sense, no, We suppose not."