



The Story of James "Slim Maybe" Jones













Humanitarian and Animal Lover,





James "Slim Maybe" Jones , made history not once but TWICE, in one day!





James lives in a neighborhood where there are a ALLOT of caged animals.

They range from Dogs, Cats, midget horses, pigs, chickens, and even a few gerbils.





According to eye witness and family accounts. One day, while outside looking for aluminum cans and other scrap metals, Slim heard a loud, strange noise.

It was coming from the house of the guy with the HUSKIE DOGS.

Those beautiful creatures with BLUE EYES and soft white fur.

Being the humanitarian that his family claims he is, he went to investigate.









Upon arrival he is met by this man. A local DICK, who treats everything he comes in contact with, like shit. This guy can't even eat a sandwich without punching it, two, three times. Forget chewing, he just swallows it whole so it can suffer all the way down. This guy is the type of man who will beat up an old man, for his pipe...then break the pipe! I mean, well... I digress.















