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00:00 - 00:03 With Brady and Garoppolo neutralized, the Pats are down to their 3rd stringer.

00:04 - 00:05 A rookie named Jacoby Brissett.

00:05 - 00:07 Their backup QB? Julian Edelman!

00:08 - 00:12 With a short week, Belichick can't pull any tricks this time.

00:12 - 00:15 And Gronk isn't going to be a factor for another week.

00:17 - 00:21 It sounds like J.J. Watt will have a field day in Foxboro.

00:24 - 00:26 Commissioner Goodell.

00:27 - 00:28 The Patriots...

00:31 - 00:33 The Patriots completely dominated the Texans 27-0.

00:34 - 00:36 The Texans barely crossed midfield.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who told me that Deflategate would eventually backfire, leave now.

01:13 - 01:15 You said "Jimmy Garoppolo is the final piece!"

01:15 - 01:17 "Without him, Belichick doesn't have anyone left," you said!

01:18 - 01:23 Gronk is injured, no Vollmer, no Lewis, no Hightower, no Garoppolo!

01:25 - 01:28 Oh, and no Brady. Two years in court for that.

01:29 - 01:31 And $22 million dollars in legal fees!

01:31 - 01:34 Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot, and for what?

01:34 - 01:37 You said without Brady, Belichick would lose every game!

01:37 - 01:40 Then, Garoppolo was Belichick's final hope!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, Osweiler and the Texans were the ideal opponent to stop the Patriots.

01:42 - 01:46 But did they stop them? How many jet plays does Edelman need to run?

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, O'Brien was trained by Belichick directly--

01:48 - 01:52 You think Belichick taught him how to beat himself?!

01:53 - 01:54 "Patriots South" indeed!

01:56 - 01:57 O'Brien, Wilfork... double agents!

01:57 - 02:00 Sleeper agents, waiting for THIS moment to destroy me!

02:00 - 02:03 Forcing me to hear "Roger, Roger, Roger" chants all 4th quarter!

02:04 - 02:08 On a nationally televised game, no less!

02:08 - 02:13 Now ESPN is going to talk about how great Belichick is for two days straight.

02:14 - 02:16 /r/NFL can't take another week of this!

02:17 - 02:21 We used every trick on this one and the Pats won easier than ever.

02:27 - 02:29 We know what's going to happen with the Bills.

02:30 - 02:34 At least we have one more game without Brady.

02:34 - 02:36 That means we still have a chance.

02:41 - 02:42 I sound like a Browns fan.

02:43 - 02:47 I refuse to let Belichick keep winning without any players or draft picks!

02:48 - 02:53 That's it, no more punting! No more special teams at all!

02:54 - 02:56 All these kickoffs to the 1...

02:56 - 02:59 No matter what I do, Belichick finds some angle.

03:00 - 03:02 He's got like 15 guys who play nothing but special teams!

03:04 - 03:08 Don't worry, he'll injure their special teams players next.

03:14 - 03:16 He's going to start getting all his players back now.

03:19 - 03:23 I should let Brady come back a week early.

03:25 - 03:26 Why not?

03:31 - 03:33 He's old. Maybe he's rusty.

03:40 - 03:46 I can already see Rex Ryan's dumb face spraying spittle in slow motion.

03:46 - 03:49 And it's not going to take 2 quarters to see it.