The real agenda?

By David Futrelle

I guess I owe an apology to Reddit’s contingent of Men Going Their Own Way. In the past I have suggested that MGTOWs spend all day every day talking shit about the women they’ve supposedly declared their complete independence from.

Turns out this isn’t completely accurate. Sometimes they (and/or the white supremacists who are trying to recruit in MGTOW spacees) also talk shit about Teh Jews, blaming them for (among other things) putting too many ladies into superhero movies. Oh, sorry, not Teh Jews — the (not so) mysterious “(((They))).”

In a post on the MGTOW subreddit yesterday, a Redditor called WW2Pics suggested that the casting of a “5 ft 3 Jewish Woman” — Natalie Portman — as Thor in the upcoming movie Thor: Love and Thunder was a sign that “they” are “going for the Jugular” in the culture wars.

He found a lot of support for this theory.

“Can the agenda get anymore obvious?” agreed someone called unkn0wnbyte.

A black woman is the new James Bond, Thor is going to be played by a Jewish woman, and the first LGBTQ superhero will make its debut

Someone calling himself heightdiscrimination explained further:

The agenda is social engineering and I think that they believe that if they push it long enough and hard enough, that eventually they will win out and awakened people will just back down out of fatigue, demoralization and fear of being labelled.

And the evil (((they))) don’t even care if they lose money in the process by alienating whiny white fanboys.

“[T]he agenda must be pushed at all costs is my guess,” WW2Pics declared.

It’s like porn, they’re losing massive amounts of money by making high quality HD content free on sites like Pornhub so why do they do it??

Another commenter, who is definitely not a sockpuppet of one of the previous commenters, asserted that

It’s all about the agenda and social engineering. They can print up all the money in the world so P&L isn’t really a concern for them.

TIL that the Federal Reserve regularly prints up bales of money that they deliver directly to porn and movie producers.

If anyone had missed the point of all this dogwhistling, yet another commenter suggested that Hollywood was white male genociding him.

Fuck Marvel for fucking up my heritage. Even before they made him into a woman, they made the fucking god of thunder, look like some whiney little bitch. Fucking shitty franchise.

Not content with attacking (((them))) for fucking with Norse mythology,, GemStarCN21 managed to work a famous Greek mythological figure (and her vagina) into the mix.

The song of the ages i.e. the cycle of civilizations has to run it’s course in my view. We’ve allowed Pandora to spread her legs and open her box to everyone, there’s no coming(phrasing) back from that.

So Pandora’s “box” is her vagina? That seems a rather, er, reductive reading of the myth. Also, in the original mythology, her box not only wasn’t her vagina; but it also wasn’t even a box. (It was a jar.) Can’t believe anyone would tamper with myth like this GenSTar dude.

Women wield too much power today; they are holding on to it, want it all and also want everything else; as we see with Thor. It will only get worse until something big, unexpected and earth shattering happens, then we’ll have a reset.

Well, to be fair, we do seem to be well on our way to a civilization-challenging if not civilization-destroying climate catastrophe. But I’m pretty sure that doesn’t have much to do with women having too much power — or with Natalie Portman being cast as a comic-book version of Thor.

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