Halloween is creeping up on you, and you've stocked up on fog machine juice, hung up the polyester cobwebs, splattered fake blood on anything that won't stain, and attempted appetizers that are at least supposed to look like mummy fingers and eyeballs, but something about this costume party is still haunting you.

There are much more horrifying things than having stale music in your crypt. There could be a TV demanding to eat your soul, a zombie that wants to date you, or a corpse that isn't really a corpse lurking in the shadows. People could be turning into snakes and lizards right before your disbelieving eyes. You could be transforming into a werewolf while confined in a straitjacket. You could also be chased by enormous teddy bears that could pass for hairy Teletubbies on steroids. This is not a horror movie. These unspeakable things all crawled out of music videos.

Reanimate your playlist for the night of October 31 with just as many music videos that hiss, bite, revive the dead, and engulf you in flames, and your guests may never sleep again.