Anyway, back to the dugout. You looked ticked off. Like someone had just told you that Kenan Thompson would spoof you on "SNL" for three seasons: Three seasons — that seems like a long time for a spoof, no? You were holding your bat. Your helmet was off. Dustin Pedroia was sitting next to me. I wasn't doing anything, nothing except looking at his bald head. Just kind of hanging out. Life as the dugout press-box line is uncomplicated. The dugout bullpen line — he's the one with the TV spots and sponsorships. A little bit of a showoff, if you ask me.