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Cats are dying

for no reason — is it alcohol poisoning?

Also, the baby child cap

is not respected.

Casting obsidian causes sand floors to appear.

And visitors are punished

for violating production orders.

Playing adventure mode

causes massive drops

in cave animal population.

The vile force of darkness

is made up of dwarfs.

While multiple barons are elevated to dukedom.

A dwarf doesn’t drop their item,

as soon as they are ordered

to kill.

And the mayor can be misidentified as the king.

Anguish

over a spouse’s miscarriage

does not occur on the spouse,

but on the wife who miscarried.

Inspired by https://thelocalyarn.com/article/patch-notes-poem and http://www.bay12games.com/