Lyrics:

Dashing through the snow,

Get the fuck out my way!

You’re so fucking slow,

And fat, What do you weigh?

You can’t fucking sing,

I’ll start a fucking fight.

Get out of my way you fucking ho,

I’m driving here tonight, Oh!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY, HEY!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL,

BITCH WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

RUN THAT ASS CAUSE YOU CAN’T HIDE,

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH.

Lyrics by thefreebitch



DIO and the driver are played by senilesnake