This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys

Editor’s Note: the text below, what we think was the ultimate review of an unnamed Elite Gaming Keyboard, was originally handed in as a draft without any punctuation or spacing. We have added formatting for the convenience of the reader.

Saw a dad-ass dad. Was a sad dad. Add dad? Sass! Das a sad-ass dad. WASD dad? WASD dad saw a sad wad. Sad dad. Was a WASD dad sad? Was aw.

Wads dad was a sass dad. Sass! Das a sad-ass dad. Was sad-ass dad a ass dad? Dad was ass dad. Was a sass ass dad, sad-ass. Das a WASD dad. Da dad saw a sad-ass ass dad. Da was a sass. Sass dad ass, da was! Sad sad da was. WASD was sad. Sad-ass-dad-ass-sass-ass sad dad. Aw. Da was.

Sad wads was da wads da was sad, das was a sad wads! Sad. Dad was a wad da was sad. WASD was a sad wad. Dads. Dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads dads.

WASD!

Dads was sad-sass da was: sad! Was a dad’s sass sad? A dad’s sass was waaaaaaaaaaa sad. Wads a’ sad WASD dad-wads. Das a saw wad a’ dad. Was? Da was. Sad-ass dad was a ass dad. Aw, dad. Sad-ass dad. Wawa.

Ass dad. Sad ass dad. Sad wads saw sad-ass dad’s ass. Was da ass sad as da ass was sass? Da dad ass was. Dad’s ass. Sad dad’s sad ass. WASD was da sad ass! Das a sad WASD! Was sad. Sad sad sad. Da ass was sad-ass was da dad was da Wawa was a sass-ass sass-dad. Was.

Ass.