pants: AND A ONE AND A TWO AND HLGAHGLAHGLHALGUHHHGUALHLUAG pants: WILL YOU TRIM MY EYEBROWS ?!?!? WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND WHILE/WHILST I PRICK IT, ENJOY IT ?!?!?!?!?! WILL YOU USE THE BLOW DRYER ON MY UNDERBELLY ?!?!?!?!?!?! COULD I HAVE ANOTHER COOKIE :!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!