The James Cordrey Christmas Special! So, it's Christmas time, or whatever some such thing that means. For the second year in a row, I have decided to get drunk. This year I've moved to New York, so I will be doing the most depressing thing ever: Getting drunk while alone. So I thought I'd put up a little app that lets you sign up to get a card, text, e-mail, (or all of the above) from me for Christmas and New Year's. Cards will be delivered as the come in, calls and texts will be delivered as available on New Year's Eve, New Year's Day, Christmas Eve, or Christmas Day. Whenever I'm sober or drunk, as you've elected. So, come one, come all, and join in on the spirit of the season! If you fill out the address field, you're going to get a card. If you don't want a card, but want something else, leave the address field blank. Or don't. I ain't your daddy.

This update is just for you. Yes, you. Not anyone else. I want to say THANK YOU for signing up for this. It was a lot of fun getting the requests, and soon, I will be broadcasting the signing of the cards. (I hope that is equally as fun.) From the very bottom of my admittedly dark and horrific heart, I want you to know you've made drinking at home alone at noon on a Saturday slightly less depressing than it otherwise would have been. So this first shot is to you. (And if you didn't sign up in time, I'm sorry! Maybe next year. Or February. Or something. Who knows when I'll do this again? Head over to my blog - I'm sure to announce the next time there!)



Okay, I love you, buh bye!