I'm REALLY bad at taking photos, even with my girlfriends expensive camera, but it reads "Dear Dystopian Freak, Happy Arbitrary Day!

I did my best to pick out some samples based on your comment history. I hope I did okay. I knew nothing about electronic cigs before this. Hopefully they're close enough, or maybe you can share with your girlfriend or roommate. Just in case you can't stand the samples, I included some treats and a laser pointer to use on your cat. I like trying out different ink samples in my fountain pens, so just samples seemed like a safe route. I hope you can read all that. I forgot how bad my writing is.

Keep rocking! -puddle_stomper"

Your handwriting is GREAT, especially when compared to mine and the samples are just up my alley!