Who knew that the New York Red Bulls could score more than two goals during the run of play in a single game? I mean, it only took until the middle of July for it to happen. That was 18 MLS Games, 3 US Open Cup, and 2 Champions League games for those keeping score at home. At least it looks like the offense has picked up when games start mattering just a bit more when playoff position matters.

The United States Men’s National Team also showed they can still score, and incite some light violence from El Salvador in the meantime. Can the USMNT repeat the performance (minus the violence) when they take on Costa Rica in the 2017 Gold Cup Semifinals?

Musical Credits:

Opening: Happy Rock

Breaks & Closing: True Believers by Bouncing Souls

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