man: the weather is all nice! does that mean that winter is over? man: let's check my watch man (looking at watch): yes it is! *watch has two sections. one says winter, the other says squirrels!!! man: that means it's squirrel time! man: uncommonly known as every-season-but-winter. it's time to make some squirrel pals! man: oh shoot, am i late to class? man (looking at watch that says "squirrel time!*) man (feeding squirrel): nope!

oh jeez, i love squirrels