Okay, so I was randomly thinking about the Bat-family and my headcanon of their sexualities recently and this is essentially what ran through my head:

Tim: gay (i.e. very gay for Conner)

Jason: gay, a touch flamboyant, but more on the ‘too scary/growly to be straight’ spectrum

Dick: straight (because of the dumb crud he pulled with both Barbara and Starfire, 'nuff said- and he’s probably squeamish about the idea of being with a guy)

Damian: Meeeeehhhhhh…. Don’t really care about him. I’m not fond of canon Damian. I prefer my brown-skinned, sweet-tempered, calm, and easy to get along with awesome guru of magic version of Damian. So bleh.

And then I realized…

Bruce: More than likely destined to just never get together with anyone because he’s so hyper-bat-paranoid that it’s unlikely that he’ll ever have any interest in anyone. In fact in most interpretations of him he never seems all that interested in anyone… Except the occasional rare redhead. Probably redhead-sexual. But even then he doesn’t seem to have all that much interest in-

wait a minute.

Bruce. Only occasionally attracted to people. Otherwise almost never.

O.O OH MAH GOOD FRACKIN’ GAAWD! Bruce is on the asexuality-spectrum! Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! He’s gray-ace! HOW DID AH NOT REALIZE DIS?!!! FFFFFFFFF!!!!

So yus, my little Batman-fan part of my little asexual mind is now squealing in glee because DC has unintentionally written an asexuality-spectrum character. Thank you oh-gurus-of-awesome-DC-comics, I bow before your unintentional wisdom.