Mark Zuckerberg reptilian theories have reached a critical peak with his recent testimony before Congress. While reptilians are very real, conspiracy theorists often get lost in their own predictions. Zuckerberg has recently accused of being a reptilian after the PR nightmare he’s in the midst of. Members of the reptilian community were shocked to hear that the seemingly sociopathic billionaire had finally joined the ranks. While his cold seemingly sociopathic demeanor is often misinterpreted as reptilian, he is most likely a member of the Borg.

At a massive gathering in the Underground Reptilian Mega Church of Tyranno-Jesus and Latter-day Saints, Reptilian leadership all convened to quell rumors whether or not Zuckerberg was actually reptilian. The megachurch is located in deserted Victorville, CA beneath the old abandoned Victorville film archival center. The overall consensus was that the Zuckerberg reptilian theory rumor was false but not worth denying as Zuckerberg reptilian rumors were overall good for their image. The best defense the Reptilians have going for them is the deniability of their existence due to the fact that all reptilian theories are considered silly and humorous.

Zuckerberg reptilian or not may be a soulless, lifeless, potentially murderous billionaire gone mad with power, but not a reptilian. Despite looking like Data from Star Trek and having a reptilian’s trademark lack of empathy the Zuckerberg reptilian theory has officially been debunked. The difference between borgs, sociopaths and reptilians may be a fine line but careful students of behavior can identify the differences. Ironically, despite looking like data, all the facts point to the fact he is closer to another Star Trek character the Borg.

Reptilians will often have a “warmer” persona, more charismatic to cover up their lack of soul. Others like Zuckerberg make no great show to deny their inhuman lack of emotion and seeming awkwardness. Natural human sociopaths fall somewhere in the middle of making little effort to be accepted, more than a Borg but less than a Reptilian who hide their secrets very carefully. The humorous nature of the concept of reptilians is not lost on the meme world, and Mark Zuckerberg’s emotionless, cold demeanor makes him an easy target.

As is true with most news, anytime something makes it “up the ladder” and you read an article like this then you know that it can’t possibly true. Anytime a major news outlet spreads reptilian rumors you can bet your bottom dollar that they are using them as misinformation and slander. After testifying in front of Congress (see below) you can see a council of Reptilian congressmen and senators all attacking him and facebook for its rampant privacy violations.



Will the Reptilians grow more bold, being able to take their Reptilian secret out into the open? Does it mean that Reptilians will now be “outed” or “#metoo’ed?” The reptilian leadership is scared, and they feel as though the Illuminati is gearing up for an all-out war lowering their self-proclaimed standards and will be slinging mud with the rest of the trolls – including reptilian conspiracies.