So, I came home from work on Thursday and there was a package from Amazon waiting for me. Inside were copies of Go The Fuck To Sleep and How To Shit Around The World. My Santa obviously picked up on my love of toilet humour AND my love of swear words! So, I was already thinking "heh, nicely done Santa!"

But wait! There was a message saying to expect TWO packages! Oho? So, returning home on Friday I found a rather large box waiting for me...containing a beautiful gift set of four bottles of very nice beer (that I've wanted to try for a while now!) and a glass to drink them from. Fricking awesome.

So, Santa, I will raise a glass in your honour tonight while I read about how to poop in a squat toilet. You've made me a happy man.