“I really like The Hallmark Channel,” said Gia Francesca, a 42-year-old cougar from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

The Hallmark Channel…as in Hallmark greeting cards. Lots of sweet romance and family stuff. That just goes to show you that Gia has a soft spot. And here, her guy, Tyler, has a hard spot. Or a hard-on. We don’t think The Hallmark Channel is for him.

There is no romance in this scene. There is Gia sucking cock. There is Tyler playing with Gia’s nice tits. There is Gia getting her hairy pussy fucked. And there is Gia opening her mouth for cum.

Hallmark Channel, eh?

“I am open-minded about a guy’s looks and even his age,” Gia said. “I go far more for what’s in their heart and I at least hope they have a good head on their shoulders.”

Did she say “heart” or “hard-on”? We think she said “heart.” We have good hearts. At least we think we do. We also have hard-ons.

At this point, you might be wondering, “How did Gia find her way to 40SomethingMag.com? Is this really the place for her?” She’s not a swinger. She’s not a nudist. She says her family and friends would be very surprised to see her here. But get this: She found us! And she wasn’t looking for The Hallmark Channel!

“This might sound boring, but I’m really just a basic girl,” Gia said. “I don’t need anything crazy. Just a man enjoying himself with me and me with him.”

And that’s what happens here.