guy (on treadmill): great workout so far! feeling all kinds of great! guy: oh shoot, i didn't notice that cute girl on that treadmill. can she see how slow i'm running?! guy: no matter. gonna step it up! *pressed button* guy: holy crap, this is fast! guy: this is "tom cruise running in a movie" speed. i can only do "casual jog with a tiny dog" speed at best! guy: just do it! it's for the girls! urrrrg girl: that guy up there is running very fast! girl: the only quality i look for in a guy is exactly that