According to some health organization, around the time Nightmare on Elm Street came out, obesity rates started rising https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-statistics/overweight-obesity

While Freddy was killing kids the old fashioned way, keeping adults busy and distracting in the process, he was killing us all the silent way, through diabetes.

Thanks to Rubie's Costume Company, we can now celebrate Nightmare on Elm Street and diabetes with a Freddy Krueger Candy Bowl Holder.

So I was at home last week when my kids said there was a package for me. I figured it was just some movies I ordered until they brought in a huge box. Upon opening it, I discovered the absolutely coolest candy dish in the world. I didn't have any candy for it, so I was trying to figure out what to put in it. Then the next day came and I had a couple bags of candy corn, strawberry and green apple flavors.

Apparently the stars lined up that night because the next day at work I got a bag of tootsie roll candies and a mini-bottle of whiskey.

Apparently there's a bunch of these candy bowls and I highly recommend them. https://www.rubies.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=+candy+bowl+holder

Thanks creepy Santa!

(I'd do the obvious and put the head in the bowl but it's a little too big and would block Freddy's face)