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A midweek piss-up that accidentally went a bit late will not result in any repercussions at work tomorrow, says a local man who just picked up two blue Powerades from a nearby convenience store.

27-year-old Toddy Callinan says he doesn’t often show this much foresight, but it’s always good to take precautions after a mid-week session on the cans.

The low-level marketing assistant from a family-owned real estate agency says he could tell from his wandering heels that he was definitely drunk enough to have a hangover tomorrow – which is why he decided to do something about it.

“It could have been anything from needing two arms to get out of bed, to a level 10 crushed glass-inside-of-brain type of hangover” he said.

“I just had to nip it in the bud, because you never know how you are going to pull up on this midweekers”

“Those Betoota Bitters were going down like jelly snakes”

After remembering that he had forgotten to eat dinner during all the excitement of catching up with the same people he catches up with at any chance of a social engagement, Toddy decides to treat himself to two high-sugar sports drinks.

“One for now, one to take the neurofen with tomorrow”