A man and his wife are on a couch,





Wife is watching a show the man has no interest in, and so he is reading a book. During the show, she farts, like couch-shaking hard. The man says nothing until the commercial break, and then cheers:

"Give me a P! clap clap Give me an A clap clap Give me an M clap clap clap What's that smell?!"

He politely returns to reading, just in time for her show to come back on.