[22:01:22] Isthimous: Gogetitdone

[22:01:25] Isthimous: Gederdone

[22:01:27] Legon750: I am

[22:01:53] Legon750: who's Goge, and why are their tits done?

[22:02:35 | Edited 22:02:45] Isthimous: He got his fat mitties stuck in an oven

[22:03:24] Legon750: What did we tell him about baking cake at 2 am?

[22:03:51] Isthimous: He can't help it. Needs to feed his addiction

[22:04:15] Legon750: oi... did you lace the cake last time?

[22:04:32] Isthimous: Wat?

[22:04:39] Legon750: I put LSD in his coke, sent him off to the movies

[22:04:50] Legon750: did you lace the cake

[22:05:18] Isthimous: Oh. Whoops. With shoe laces yes, otherwise, no.

[22:05:34] Legon750: oh no...

[22:05:49] Legon750: that will be VERY uncomfortable...

[22:06:02] Isthimous: Sorry boss

[22:06:13] Ketchup: What the hell happened here.......

[22:06:18] Legon750: better than the rat poison

[22:06:39] Ketchup: no sence is making

[22:06:54] Isthimous: Drink bleach

[22:07:19] Legon750: did you at least fix his door? I heard it was trying to kill him

[22:08:19] Isthimous: Yeah. Needed oil

[22:08:54] Legon750: please tell me you aquired fresh oil, and not that shit thats been in the ground for 10000+ years...

[22:09:53] Isthimous: Duh. I killed a t-rex and sped up the process a few trillion years

[22:10:17] Legon750: oh, good, did you remember to drain the blood for the punch later?

[22:10:53] Isthimous: Of course i did. One of the most important ingrediants.

[22:11:08] Legon750: very good, everything seems to be set then

[22:11:11] Isthimous: Just burnt my thigh again on my heater. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[22:11:16] Legon750: BRING IN THE SACRIFICE!

[22:11:24] Isthimous: Gunna have to amputate

[22:11:37] Isthimous: Sorry Harrison. Thats you.

[22:11:39] Legon750: that would be bad....

[22:11:46] Legon750: LAY HIM DOWN'

[22:11:55] Ketchup: ??? what the hell is going on.....

[22:12:23] Isthimous: He too fat. Or im too weak. You do it

[22:12:49] Legon750: PLACE THE STRAPS AT EXACTLY 3.45 INCHES FROM EACH JOINT AND TIE HIM FLAT

[22:13:01] Isthimous: Oh. Did you look up tsd?

[22:13:16 | Edited 22:13:23] Legon750: fine... I'll derag him up there...

[22:14:22] Isthimous: Ill cover my eyez.

[22:14:45] Legon750: NO! YOU MUST WATCH THE CEREMONY!

[22:15:13] Isthimous: Im out. Dont want to see harrisons lady bits.

[22:15:22] Legon750: I shall now make a 1 foot cut from chest to waist

[22:15:46] Legon750: those were removed prior to the ceremony

[22:16:05] Isthimous: Oh. That mustave felt great then.

[22:16:16] Legon750: he was too drugged up to notice

[22:16:43] Isthimous: Lsd? Crack? De pot?

[22:17:00] Legon750: Now, carefully pour the punch into his torso while I chant the song of our glorious god king

[22:17:27] Ketchup: WWwwwhhhaaat?

[22:17:31] Legon750: heroin

[22:17:54] Legon750: OH GREAT GODLY WONDER! THGUIYBNVDFHUNKYBTRCHJ BUGUVKUOYTB REUIBVEDYVDCVDRTYUIB E DV YJR U VB FJVYBI NL KF B CGF HJYTUN!

[22:17:55] Isthimous: *dumps into his chest cavity* all ready boss

[22:18:13] Legon750: YTBYTIU BYFUVCTU J BM MHKFYOMNPIL: HM UKYNBFT JBUKF BTY JDTUFJER NJKFDDTRUDHY TBD R!

[22:18:32] Isthimous: MEIN CAMF

[22:18:36] Legon750: NOW! SLICE HIS NIPS OFF!

[22:18:50] Isthimous: Theyre already off

[22:18:56] Legon750: good, good

[22:19:05] Legon750: the ceremony is complete

[22:19:22] Ketchup: Da Faq?

[22:19:29] Isthimous: Now our cake is ready

[22:19:35] Legon750: you may now feast upon whatever part you wish

[22:20:53] Isthimous: You first

[22:21:31] Legon750: Well, if that is the case I shall take a slice of these delicious looking lungs

[22:21:41] Legon750: and maybe a kidney

[22:22:11] Isthimous: Think im feeling some diaphragm today.

[22:22:30] Legon750: good choice, I heard it's very tenderized

[22:23:16] Isthimous: Not.bad. You try some

[22:23:26] Legon750: hmm... quite nice

[22:23:53] Isthimous: Indubitably.

[22:24:44] Legon750: Does Goge want any? his recent... accident must have him starving

[22:24:54] Ketchup: I'm not sure I like what's going on here...

[22:25:04] Isthimous: You're dead

[22:25:12] Ketchup: well... shit

[22:25:22] Isthimous: Goge said hes good. Finished his cake

[22:25:22] Ketchup: oh no not again

[22:25:32] Legon750: ah, perfect!

[22:26:00] Isthimous: What do we do with the left overs?

[22:26:04] Legon750: nothing compliments a sacrifice quite like a cake

[22:26:10] Legon750: burn them

[22:26:26 | Edited 22:26:35] Legon750: the police will brand us as "psycho cultists"

[22:26:38] Ketchup: I wonder why?

[22:26:44] Isthimous: Fuck da police

[22:26:59] Legon750: burn them and release the ashes in a childres pool

[22:27:10] Legon750: somewhere... festive

[22:27:24] Isthimous: Cinco de mayo?

[22:27:49] Legon750: that's a date, not a place... maybe a hot tub in Cancoon...

[22:28:10] Legon750: I hear they close for weird organic matter all the time

[22:28:23] Isthimous: Perfect then

[22:28:39] Isthimous: Like gonaherpasyphalitis?

[22:28:44] Legon750: no one must know of the great one's return!

[22:28:53] Legon750: exactly!

[22:29:05] Isthimous: Yum

[22:30:46] Legon750: I wonder if his stomach tastes like ketchup...

[22:30:56] Legon750: halt the burning for a second!

[22:31:15] Ketchup: .... It does

[22:31:30] Legon750: Re-commence the burning!