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Danny’s old room back home in New Jersey with its single bed, karate trophies, D&D manuals and dinosaur toys was truly galaxies away from the opulent bad taste of his Solar aboard ship. Nevertheless, as Danny lay there in deep slumber, with his soft curls fanning over the bolster and a smile on his lips, he clutched his ragged old stegosaurus plushie as though it were a baby.

Coming into his inheritance at thirty and leaving the planet had given Danny Sexbang the means to collect tapestries silks, gems and paintings from the most sophisticated cultures in the known universe. The room hummed with the collective memories of NSP adventures in sex and peril. Most impressive of all was the great mahogany bed. It’s Royal Blue drapes of Japanese silk had been a gift from Egoraptor when their first Starbomb album went Super Mega Extra Platinum in the Milky Way Charts. No expense had been spared on the crafting of the thousands of intricate carvings that wound their way from foot to canopy. Ninja Brian suspected Mortimer’s input on the more sensual designs, but the Pokémon and Unicorn motifs were all of Danny’s choosing.

Ninja Brian stepped into the room and rested a hand on the smooth carved rump of a pikachu at the bedpost near Danny’s head. This morning he bore a message, and Danny had slept enough. The message had arrived via intergalactic fax. Sealed shut, it read in bold red ink

For the urgent attention of Daniel Y Sexbang. Private and Confidential.

Desperate to know what was in it, but too proud to steam it open, NB decided that the only course of action was to wake his companion and demand answers.

Danny looked so peaceful. For a moment NB thinks he could leave him there and watch him sleep for another 24 hours. He deserved it after all. Danny had defeated a three headed Dragon and rescued the three princesses all by himself as NB wasted time slaying the vampires. Danny usually requested at least two days of sleep after a solid three day orgy but.. the message was urgent.

NB prodded Danny firmly on the shoulder.