Opening in Ukranian Village some time in 2010 will be Lockdown Bar & Grill (1024 N Western Ave), a concert bar with a barbed wire aesthetic and a punningly badass menu. We’re happy to try to figure out the thought process that went into naming an appetizer of sausage, peppers, and fried eggplant “Tasers & Pepper Spray,” or quesadillas “El Paso Prison,” but what’s really got us literally laughing out loud is the felony-themed burger list: the Cruelty to Animals is a beef patty topped with pancetta and turkey bacon, the Malicious Destruction of Property comes with extra meat, extra peppers, extra cheese, and extra napkins, and the turkey burger is, of course, False Impersonation. Read on for the full exercise in creativity.

Starters



Tasers & Pepper Spary $8.95

(Sausage peppers fried eggplant)





Goat Thief $9.95

(Fried goat cheese in marinara sauce)



Bone Collecter $8.95

(Chicken Wings)



Cult and Paste $8.95

(Hummos and Baba Plate w goat cheese)



Pirating $8.95

(Lake perch w white wine butter sauce)



Five Finger Discount $8.95

(Five Spice ribs)



Barb ‘d wire $8.95

(Chilli cheese barb b q pork fries)



El Paso Prison $8.95

(Quesadillas)



Jersey Shore $8.95

(Fried mozzarella w zucchini)



Copyright Infringement $8.95

(Barbecue pork imperial rolls)



Entrees

Marinated filet and Chicken $8.95

With couscous, hummus, and baba



Baked rigatoni $8.95

In bolognaise with sausage and mozzarella



Baked Mac and Cheese $8.50



Salads

Chop Salad $9.95

iceberg, romaine lettuce, corn scallions, fresh mozzarella, red onion, tomato, with prosciutto sweet creamy Italian dressing



Southwest Chicken Salad $9.95

mix greens, romaine lettuce, corn black, beans, white cheddar cheese, with honey-citrus vinaigrette



Asian Salmon Salad $9.95

tossed greens with apples, tomatoes, with wasabi vinaigrette and soy glazed salmon



Greek Salad $9.95

iceberg romaine, lettuce, cucumbers, olives, feta cheese with creamy Greek dressing



Burgers

Our famous Certified Angus Beef® burgers are grilled to order and served on a house-baked bun with your choice of sides



Intimidation Burger $10.95

A colossal 3/4 lb burger with massive onion rings, it’s 8” tall!



Cruelty to Animals $9.95

Topped with pancetta and turkey bacon



Driving while Intoxicated $8.95

Tequila soaked salsa



No Permit Burger $8.95

Topped with foie gras



Malicious Destruction of Property $8.95

Extra meat, extra peppers, extra cheese, and extra napkins



False Impersonation $8.95

Turkey Burger



Blackmail Burger

Black pepper encrusted, black beans



Sandwiches

All sandwiches are served with your choice of fries or side salad



Salmon $8.95

Prosciutto arugula tomato



Chicken Club $8.95

Bacon, Avocado, Jack cheese, arugula tomato



Barbecue Pork $8.95



Fried Buffalo Chicken Sandwich $8.95

Lockdown opens “sometime in 2010” at 1024 N Western Ave, Chicago. 773-451-LOCK