The (sparkle!) Doxy Die Cast, donated by Doxy.

LOOK. IT IS SPARKLY LIKE DOROTHY’S SLIPPERS. It comes in red, purple, black, and white sparkle! Do I really have to say more? Fine, it’s a very good wand vibrator too.

The L’Amourose Prism V, donated by L’Amourose.

Exceedingly versatile and impeccably-designed, the Prism V is everything a good rechargeable vibrator should be. Plus, it looks cool as hell.

Note: Winner must live in North America, Australia, or the UK.



A $100 gift card to SheVibe!

Not seeing the toy of your dreams on this list? SheVibe stocks pretty much every good sex toy on earth, including some obscure yet awesome brands. They rule.

Note: Winner must live in the US, UK, Canada, or Australia.

The LELO Mona 2, donated by LELO.

I never tire of giving away Monas. This unstoppable vibrator is well-rounded as fuck, with a vibration range that could suit almost anyone. It’s so good I own three of them.

Note: Winner must live in North America, EU, Oceania, or Asia.

The KinkLab Neon Wand, donated by Stockroom.

I didn’t think electrostim was my thing, and then I tried the Neon Wand. The adjustable intensity dial and array of electrode attachments make this a versatile sensation toy. Zap zap!

Note: Winner cannot live in Russia.

The We-Vibe Pleasure Mate Collection, donated by We-Vibe.

My world changed when I discovered hands-free orgasms thanks to two toys in this collection — the Dusk “butt plug” and Tango vibrator combined.

The njoy Pure Plug in your choice of size, donated by Lovehoney.

One time I joked about the stainless steel Pure Plug staying with me after I die, placed in a nook next to my urn. I do not regret this. This butt plug is perfection incarnate.

The Fucking Sculptures product of your choice, donated by Fucking Sculptures.

Glass dildos made entirely by hand? Count me fucking in. Get an implement with which to pound your P-, A-, or G-spot from their catalog of gorgeous designs.

Note: This prize excludes the Double Trouble.

The NobEssence Seduction, donated by SheVibe.

The Seduction is one of my top 3 G-spot dildos of all time. I love how lightweight the wood is, and both ends are epic G-spotters. That big end, though. Holy shit.

Note: Winner must live in the US, UK, Canada, or Australia.

A $100 gift card to Tantus!

If you’re in need of high-quality silicone dildos and butt plugs (and who isn’t?), this gift card is for you. Oh dang, what will you get in their awesome online shop? Cush? Ryder? Something else from their dual-density O2 line? So many possibilities!

The L’Amourose Rosa Rouge, donated by L’Amourose.

The two profoundly rumbly motors in this toy are more than enough to make it amazing… but it also heats up.

Note: Winner must live in North America, Australia, or the UK.

The Doxy Don, donated by Doxy.

It may resemble a bowling pin, but the glory of the Don lies in its AC power, which results in extremely thuddy vibrations all funneled into a pinpoint tip.

The LELO Loki, donated by LELO.

It’s the BUTT MONA! For your butt! With a flared base! Because you should put vibrating things in your butt! Also, that blue.

Note: Winner must live in North America, EU, Oceania, or Asia.

A Fleshlight of the winner’s choice, donated by Fleshlight.

The years go by, and the Fleshlight remains the gold standard for my most treasured penis owner (my boyfriend). With this prize, you have your pick of the litter.

Note: Winner will be responsible for any customs/duties fees.

A year membership to Crash Pad Series, donated by Pink & White.

Yeah. I’m jealous of this prize. Crash Pad Series is full of sizzling hot queer porn and they have sorting options up the wazoo — so if you want to see a scene starring Chelsea Poe (swoon) or featuring strap-ons, you can do that in 2 seconds flat.

The We-Vibe Touch, donated by We-Vibe.

This petite rechargeable vibe is small enough to nestle in the palm, but equipped with enough oomph to satisfy. That’s a hard combo to find. Trust me.