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Blocking is when you take a thing that is made out of a thing you can wear, and show it how to be pretty. You can either wet-block or very-hot-water-block. To wet-block, use cool water, and completely wet your thing in it, making sure to get all the air out. Also be sure to be gentle during this step, because not being gentle can cause the thing to feel bad. Then, be gentle and move your thing to a thing that likes water, so you can dry it a little without using hot air. If you are not gentle, your thing can get really big! Then, lay your thing down, and make it look pretty. If you need some help making it look pretty, you can use tiny little sticks to force your thing to be pretty! Wait for your thing to dry, and then your thing will dry pretty. To very-hot-water-block, first use little sticks to make your thing pretty, and lay how you like it. Then, take water that is so hot it is in the air, and force it through your thing. Wait for your thing to dry, and then your thing will dry pretty. HINTS Top Latest Library RANDOM

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