Step aside Shakhtar Donetsk. Move along Borussia Dortmund. Get out the way St Pauli.

There’s a new hipster side in town. Sevilla, managed by Chilean hothead Jorge Sampaoli, are building quite the side.

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They’ve already got the ‘Ukrainian Lionel Messi’ (Yevhen Konoplyanka), the thinking man’s Karim Benzema (Kevin Gameiro) and the new/old Dani Alves (Mariano).

But now they’ve added the ‘new Diego Simeone’ (Matias Kranevitter) on loan from Atletico Madrid and Japanese attacking midfielder Hiroshi Kiyotake.

Most excitingly of all are the additions of maverick Brazilian playmaker Ganso from Sao Paulo and Argentinian-born Italy international Franco Vazquez from Palermo.

Ganso is the type of player who prefers nutmegs to goals, possessing a wand of a left foot but less than prolific work-rate.

Vazquez was Paulo Dybala’s foil when the pair played for Palermo and got caught up in controversy when Roberto Mancini spoke out about non-Italians playing for Italy.

So if you’re trying to find a second-team to follow next season look no further than Los Rojiblancos.

Get your tickets in early though. The Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan will be filled to the rafters with pencil moustaches and man buns.

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