In the year-plus since Trump’s election, we’ve seen the rise of the small-but-significant Dirtbag Left. Composed of a large group of people but centered around a small group of writers, comedians and entertainers, the Dirtbag Left (a phrase coined by writer and podcaster Amber A’Lee Frost) eschews the politically-correct language of academia and mainstream liberalism in favor of vulgarity and insults, usually directed at the powerful. Media associated with the Dirtbag Left movement include the podcasts Chapo Trap House and Street Fight, as well as The Baffler magazine.

However, the mainstream, Marxist media has failed to pick up on an equally important trend in post-Trump politics: the rising Fuckboy Right.

To the Fuckboy Right, nothing is sacred. These rapscallions from the wrong side of the trax are out to create chaos and confusion on a grand scale. “P.C. Culture?” They’ve never heard of it, unless “P.C.” stands for “Porn n’ Cheeseburgers,” or maybe “Pot n’ Cocaine.” They’re the radi-cool scions of the new right that have long been prophesied but are finally here. What’s that you say? “Do they fuck?” You’d better believe they do.

Let’s do a quick rundown of the boys (and girl) that the New Yorker, New York magazine, and Paste have mysteriously failed to promote:

This is K-Unit. Awww, yeah, you can tell this guy’s all about having a good time. He’s a part-time professional skateboarder and a full-time lover of life, and the only thing sicker than his flatground tricks is his commitment to the principles laid down by the Founding Fathers of limited government, checks and balances and freedom for all. You might find him down at the beach blasting the Beastie Boys with a couple sexy mamas in tow, or up in his personal library reading Burke’s A Vindication of Natural Society. Awww, yeah, our boy likes to get his learning on. Oh, and you better watch your GF when K-Unit’s around — it doesn’t say anything in the Constitution about limiting a U.S. citizen’s power to stealyogirl. Cowabunga!

K-Unit is a senior fellow at the Cato Institute.

This is Dicky. Not a nickname, and no last name: just Dicky. Dicky was a bit of a wild kid when he was growing up, and learning about the good word of the Lord didn’t change that: it just made him party harder. Dicky’s a U.S. National Beer Pong Championship runner-up, and is known for his catchphrase, “Party foul!” The biggest party foul, in his opinion? Secular universities ignoring the teachings of Jesus Christ and choosing instead to promote cultural Marxism and sinful lifestyles like homosexuality and premarital sex. Dicky may be a committed Christian, but don’t imagine that he’s not a hardcore rebel intent on turning the party up to eleven, if not twelve. His favorite book in the Bible: “What’s the one where they talk about tits again?” Looks like the Judeo-Christian foundations of this country just got an attitude adjustment!

Dicky is a board member of the Heritage Foundation.

This is Krystle. Krystle spends her free time jamming with her punk band, The Reactionariez, and fighting The Man, but make no mistake — she’s no third-wave feminist. As she says, “Smashing the patriarchy? Yawn — I’d rather get smashed!” While progressive radicals fixate on how a woman’s place is not in the kitchen, Krystle is perfectly happy there, as long as the fridge is stocked with ice-cold Keystone Light! But Krystle isn’t afraid of fighting the power: specifically, she the power of an out-of-control federal government to tax her income indiscriminately and put that money in the pockets of people other than hardworking Americans, such as illegal immigrants, welfare recipients, and lazy “snowflakes” who think they deserve a free ride through life. One thing we can all agree on: Krystle is hot, hot, hot! Let’s hope her rockin’ bod and sensuous pro-life beliefs don’t trigger the libs too much.

Krystle is a resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute.

This is Jim DeMint, the baddest boy of them all. Jim’s an an all-round stinker who’s not afraid to tell authorities where they can stick it. A former U.S. senator and representative, DeMint served on the powerful United States Senate Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs. And how’s this for giving “The Man” the middle-finger: in 2009, he was one of only two senators to vote against Hillary Clinton’s appointment as Secretary of State. Jim left the Senate in 2013 to focus on “keeping it real,” but since then he’s found the time to run The Heritage Foundation and advise Citizens for Self-Government, a group which is seeking to call a convention to propose amendments to the United States Constitution in order to reduce federal government spending and power. Rock and roll!