Damn, best secret santa gifts ever! Stephen (don't know the username) really did his research - I got an N64 with Conker's Bad Fur Day, Perfect Dark, and WF No Mercy!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

A really awesome seeming book about a girl who wrote letters to Ogre of Skinny Puppy (one of my favorite bands), A FREAKING DELICIOUS Sweetwater beer from Atlanta that i'm knocking back as I type this, two pretty cool paintings admittedly created under the influence of LSD, and most amusingly of all, a pack of peach blunts to rep the dirty south! Once it's not insanely freaking cold out, I'll be sure to light one up!

Stephen, thank you SO MUCH for the most thoughtful gifts I have ever received. Merry Festivus to all!