The bar is a beautiful place.

No matter where you go around the world, there will be drinking establishments where people gather to get liberated. It’s one of the most exciting destinations when I roll into a new city or town. There is just as much culture to be absorbed in the beer soaked local bar as in a museum. The people you meet are usually fun-loving, up for adventure, and hoping for an interesting night.

Although I have passed through some ‘dry’ counties in the south and have read plenty about cultures that ban alcohol–people in those places still find ways to obtain their booze.

I haven’t been on a proper date this entire year. My lays (besides harem girls) are strictly from pulls on the same night. I enjoy thinking and being alone–so there are many nights where I eat by myself at a bar.

Barmen/women are usually good people. They have to be in order to keep their jobs. You can’t be an asshole if it is your job to deal with assholes all night long.

So chat them up, tip them well and you will certainly be rewarded.

Ask about anything–let them know early (and unashamedly) that you are about the player life–inquire when the most women come around, laugh when the subject of ‘a girlfriend’ comes up. Do it without being a douche and 9 times out of 10 the bartender will help you get laid in the future.

Numerous times I have been introduced to girls by bartenders. They gladly do so…even more so if I spit tight game and get the girls shining and laughing. I love watching the bartender glance over, smile and nod when things are going well.

And make sure you fuck the girls right, especially if the bartender who knows them is female. They will talk about your prowess (or lack of) in details that would make a snake blush.

One way to get in fast with your local barman is to ask him to make his favorite drink. Tenders usually take pride in their craft and will be appreciative if you ask them to make their specialty. It’s good to get there during a slow part of the week so he can really put in some work. My go to line is “I want something dry and delicious, show me what you got!”

We bond even more when I describe the things I like best about his concoction.

Ask about his favorite dish, order it and enjoy while you chat about some adventures.

Make sure you exchange names, use it, don’t forget, and be sure he remembers yours.

Then, when you come in later, the bond will be there and connections provide benefits. He will introduce you to girls, provide free drinks, get you drugs, say “Hey Goldmund, good to see you man!” and girls will overhear and get curious, one bar I know stays open after hours and lets you smoke inside.

I try not to bang my local female bartenders, but when it does happen, they are usually cool about it. They tend to be pretty jaded sluts and will still hook you up if you fuck them right.

So go out, enjoy the local watering wells, soak up the culture, meet interesting personalities and introduce yourself to your drink-slingers.







