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Jeff: Wonder why they just dimmed the lights... I don't like the looks of this! Voice from television: Tony, could you give us an update on the war against cut-and-run defeatocrats? Well, actually, Roland, that brings me to my next item. We have a key endorsement to announce today. This is a guy who knows a little something about national peril... so we're especially pleased he's supporting the GOP this fall! He's agreed to take a few questions, so without further ado, I give you our good friend - fear itself! Rick: Fear itself? Jeff: Whoa! That's one butt-ugly conceit! Voice: Fear? *Gag!* Voice: Thanks, Tony. Sorry about my breath.