My super real Illuminati certificate

Hi, what’s up since the last time?

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On my side, nothing really new, except the fact I’m now a member of the Illuminati.

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I’m not used to answer to private messages from random strangers on Twitter but hey, it’s Friday, I decided to answer to @johngronski3, I was not deceived…

A BRIEF INTRODUCTION The Illuminati is an elite organization of world leaders, business authorities, innovators, artists, and other influential members of this planet. Our coalition unites influencer of all political, religious, and geographical backgrounds to further the prosperity of the human species as a whole

Something interesting here: this guy sends the introduction very quickly which shows that this guy copy paste this text from a document.

Can you swear your loyalty to the brotherhood

Notice the vocabulary: “worthy”, “brotherhood”, “loyalty”, “generous”, “poor”. He will reuse these words a lot.

There is no way to going back

He will ask me to commit myself to what I said, multiple times. It’s a well know way in communication to get the attention and to force the listener to be deeply involved.

At this point, I smell something:

- This guy is copy pasting a text from a document

- He is well organised

- English is not his native language

- The syntax and the vocabulary used reminds me the recruiting process of a sect

My goal is simple, I want to have as much info as I can (email, names, websites, …)

Did you notice the : at the beginning? Again, probably a copy paste.

Yeah! I will be in the same club than Jay-Z and Bernie Sanders!

The last text block is coming from the same document, title in capital letters and text after that.

you will have money, fame, power and you will be happy for all the days of your life, you will be problem free

Sounds interesting, no?

I asked his document, but he didn’t want to answer :/

I’m only answering ok, this is intended. He is putting a lot of effort trying to convince me to join his little club. Notice the loyalty is back.