“You know Trump has turned everything upside down when we all suddenly find ourselves on the side of the big banks.” — JAMES CORDEN “These are personal and business records that Congress issued subpoenas for. But you know the president. He treats subpoenas like they’re wedding vows — they mean nothing to him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL “Suing your banks to keep them from sending your records to Congress? Not a great look for the president of the United States. It’s like suing the school to keep them from sending your parents your report card, which he definitely would have done if he thought of it back then.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

The Punchiest Punchlines (Infrastructure Edition)

One of the biggest headlines on Tuesday was Trump’s meeting with Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chuck Schumer, which concluded with an agreement to pursue a $2 trillion infrastructure plan.

“Today, Trump met with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, and they agreed to work on a $2 trillion infrastructure plan to build roads, bridges and highways. Or as Nancy Pelosi put it, ‘Anything but a wall.” — JIMMY FALLON “They’re going to meet again in three weeks to figure out how to pay for it, and you already know Trump is going to say ‘Mexico.’” — JAMES CORDEN “That’s right. They have an agreement with Trump, just like his contractors, the students at Trump University and his first two wives.” — SETH MEYERS

The Bits Worth Watching

Seth Meyers shared home-video footage of his 1-year-old-son, Axel, throwing a cellphone at his face at very close range. “I feel like I kept my cool pretty well there,” Meyers said, laughing at his dramatic reaction to what he thought at the time was a broken nose.