My best friend and I had planned a vacation to Philadelphia but changed our plans last minute due to COVID. We chose the Nighttime room when we checked in, thinking there would be starry, peaceful decorations. But the room was just painted black and the window didn't have glass or curtains so we heard coyotes all night and were kept awake by the full moonlight. The owner’s wife was curt but helpful, and the owner’s 10-year-old son made us some fresh beet beer. But this random guy kept watching us and following us around, so we decided to try the Coffin Ceremony since all other activities were cancelled. BAD CHOICE! As the owner began the presentation, the guy who’d been following us grabbed my friend and put her in the coffin. Before I could do anything, they closed and

padlocked the coffin. They held me down while the owner finished the eulogy and started putting dirt on the coffin. When I wouldn’t stop screaming, they uncovered the coffin, said something weird about experiencing death and loving life, and opened the coffin. My friend was having a panic attack, so the owner felt bad and gave her a special beet tonic. It did help the panic attack but he refused to reimburse us for our stay. Needless to say, we left immediately. Oh, and the homemade hand sanitiser gave me a rash.

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