“I’m not playing anybody out of position.”

-Jurgen Klinsmann, March 28 2016

With a do-or-die return match against THE MIGHTY GUATEMALA on the cards for tonight, US soccer fans have been whipped into a frenzy over the potential of missing their first world cup in eight cycles.

When soccer fans get nervous, they turn to potential lineups. But why use “potential” when we’ve found a psychic link to Jurgen Klinsmann’s brain? Go on, get out of your comfort zone!

Behold, the KLINSYTRON 3000, our state of the art (for 1996) supercomputer housed in the Basement of Soccer. Visit that link to get an accurate, up to date lineup of what Klinsmann is considering at that very instant in time.

Get a lineup you love? One you think might actually work? Take a screenshot and share it on Twitter, with the hashtag #KLINSYTRON3000!

And always remember: just because someone doesn’t regularly play it for their club team doesn’t mean they’re out of position!