For a few NBA teams, the mad dash to sign Dwight Howard has begun, and the Houston Rockets have emerged as a frontrunner to land the free-agent big man. The Rockets already had Yao Ming and Hakeem Olajuwon do their part to get Howard to Houston, and now rapper and Houston native Slim Thug has taken to Twitter to court Howard in his own special way.


This is all spectacular:

Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on hoes make your next move your best move G @DwightHoward — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

Have u ever been to @dreamshouston or V-Live @DwightHoward ??? LA ain't got strippers like we do — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

A bottle of rosé in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity @DwightHoward — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

The galleria mall is a fool kid every store in one spot stay crawling with Bad bitches @DwightHoward — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

A @DwightHoward dat boy @JHarden13 out here living like a king — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

And @DwightHoward we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho — slim thug (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013

This is the best thing Slim Thug has done since his cameo on "Check On It." Bravo.