r/relationship_advice • posted 1 hour ago by u/throwawayprankedman



I [25M] am the victim of an April Fools’ prank that my wife [24F] played on my. Not sure what to do.



Basically the title… but a little more complicated? You see, my wife is kind of a witch (I knew this before we got married so I knew what I was getting in to) and as a result she tends to be able to outclass me when it comes to pranking. This year I think she may have taken it a bit too far.



Now, before I can properly say just what she did, I’ll need to give you a little more background. My wife and I have been expecting for a while now. She is due in the middle of May and neither of us can wait to welcome our beautiful baby girl into the family. The pregnancy has been rough on my wife (she refuses to use magic to calm her morning sickness in fear of affecting the baby) and this is kind of where I fucked up (I’ll link my AITA post in a comment below for some more background). All you really need to know is that I made a joke about how much weight my beautiful wife has gained (I’m sarcastic by nature) and she didn’t take it the right way.



Here comes the morning of April 1st. I wake up completely sick. I stumble into the bathroom and puke in the toilet, too lost in what is going on to notice that my SO is standing behind me holding my hair back (didn’t think anything of this at the time). After what felt like hours sitting there on the bathroom floor I finally was able to stand up and noticed that things were a little different…



Apparently my wife thought it would be funny if she switched our bodies as an April Fools’ joke. She rubbed my (her?) belly and told me to “enjoy being fat” for the day before giving me a kiss and heading off to my place of work.



I felt funny all day long. The baby was kicking me in all kinds of places and I did not enjoy having to go to the bathroom every fifteen minutes. My weight distribution felt very off causing me to look very clumsy as I bumped into things all around the house, and I could not help but be painfully aware of the certain lack of something between my legs.



“Haha, very funny! She sure taught you!” you’re probably saying to yourself, but consider this— I’m making this post on April 7th. April Fools’ Day was a week ago and she hasn’t switched us back! I am still very pregnant and am at a complete loss as to how to convince my wife to give me my body back, or (and here’s the real problem) if I even want her to.



The last week has been bleh with the pregnancy and all but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t starting to grow accustomed to my wife’s body. She is a very beautiful woman and I find her very sexy despite her pregnancy. I have spent a better part of the last week sitting around the house naked admiring the intricacies of my wife’s form while doing some occasional fondling. My wife has not helped stem these strange feelings at all, in fact, she’s made them worse! Every night she has treated me to the wondrous sensations of sex as a woman. She has tended to the womanly needs I didn’t even know I had, probably better than I ever did for her. It has certainly been a trip.



I am really at a loss right now as I’m not sure how I should proceed. I would really like to get back to my normal life at the office (I miss going to the bar with my friends), but I think I might be enjoying being my wife a little more… Is it odd for me to want to be a woman? Do you think my wife went too far with her prank? I am fine staying this way but I’m not sure if I can handling going through child birth though I sometimes find myself looking forward to the day I can become a mother… What should I do?