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[Satire] Slightly Mad Studios have announced Project CARS 2 mere weeks after launching the much delayed, and unfinished, first game.

00:00 - 00:05 So we got that piece of shit out the door, what can we do to exploit these cretins even more?

00:05 - 00:07 Quick! Announce the sequel!

00:07 - 00:10 Try to keep a straight face and don't shit yourselves

00:11 - 00:16 You should have seen the look in their eyes

00:17 - 00:21 fucking dollar signs!

00:21 - 00:24 2!

00:26 - 00:28 ahahahahahaha!

00:29 - 00:31 2!

00:31 - 00:34 and those poor fools are going to pay for it all again!

00:38 - 00:40 sequel!

00:41 - 00:47 and we've removed the investor model, they won't get shit back this time

00:47 - 00:50 1 isn't finished but people are buying $10k backer packs already!

00:50 - 00:56 At this rate Project CARS 3 will be announced by christmas

00:58 - 00:59 Project PLANES, Project SPACESHIPS, you fucking name it

00:59 - 01:01 poor bastards won't know what hit them

01:04 - 01:06 Project CASH!

01:06 - 01:08 The formula is bulletproof

01:13 - 01:14 2!

01:14 - 01:16 The fanboys do our jobs for us!

01:16 - 01:20 We just spout marketting drivel and they fight tooth and nail all over the web 24/7

01:21 - 01:27 it's fucking glorious, have you seen these guys? We didn't even need a fresh batch of Koolaid!

01:35 - 01:36 Meanwhile the games media are just shills

01:36 - 01:39 here's a goodie bag

01:41 - 01:44 'oh ok better write a nice review'

01:44 - 01:47 which would be considered a problem if it wasn't so good for business

01:47 - 01:49 we just put our hands in our pockets

01:50 - 01:53 and out come bribes

01:54 - 01:56 20 euro

01:56 - 01:58 good boy, run along now and don't forget to send us your copy for approval

01:58 - 02:02 we can get whatever message we like out there

02:05 - 02:07 2!

02:10 - 02:11 the first one is making money guys

02:11 - 02:13 we need MORE

02:15 - 02:17 every night we thank the god of stupid

02:17 - 02:20 for delivering us this golden goose

02:21 - 02:28 Kunos have 18 employees, we have 140!

02:29 - 02:30 140 people ripping assets from NFS Shift?

02:30 - 02:32 yeah that old bag of spanners

02:36 - 02:39 iRacing thought they had a cash cow?

02:40 - 02:42 watch this guys!

02:50 - 02:55 if it wasn't for the money I'd probably feel bad

02:56 - 02:58 have you got much money so far?

02:58 - 03:04 oh yeah sure, it's a steady stream

03:04 - 03:09 I'm convinced every time a fanboy reads a negative comment they send us money

03:09 - 03:11 it's precious

03:16 - 03:20 how many delays do you think we have planned?

03:23 - 03:26 they're already expecting it! Might as well milk it