24 Times Drag Queens Perfectly Described How High You Are

It’s 4/20, the High Holiday for those who get high. And while we’d never encourage the use of illicit substances, you all live in Alaska, Colorado, Oregon, Washington state or DC, right?

So in the spirit of the day, we’re recounting two dozen times the queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race perfectly described how blazed you are.

Grab your Cheetos, pop a squat and chill.

The “Paranoid As F*ck” High Logo/ giphy.com No one’s coming for you, girl. Be cool. The “Confused By Everything” High Logo/ Giphy “How long have you guys been here? The whole time?!” When The High First Kicks In Logo/ giphy “I don’t think I feel anyth——oh girl I better sit down.” The Hungry High Logo/ Giphy Sashay away. To the fridge. Again. When The High Gives You Life Logo/ Giphy From zero to “Party!” in one puff. The “Waaaay Too High” High Logo/Giphy Probably should have stopped after that fourth brownie. The Giggly High Logo/ Giphy “HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA…wait what were we laughing about?” The Deep Thoughts High Logo/ Giphy That moment when you start figuring out life. When The High Makes Every Song Sound Amazing Logo/ Giphy You. Betta. Twerk. When You Just Got High And Then Remember You’re Supposed To Be Somewhere Logo/Giphy “What? No, of course I remembered grandma’s birthday party. I’m definitely on the way.” The Cotton Mouth High Logo/Giphy C’MON HYDRATION! The Forgetful High Logo/ Giphy “What did I come into the kitchen for? What was I saying? Where am I?” When You’re Not As High As Your Friends Logo/ Giphy “What are you even laughing at girl? The TV is over there.” When You Have The Green, But No Bowl Logo/Giphy An apple a day…gives you 365 bongs a year. When You Try To Act Sober In Public Logo/ Giphy You think you’re keepin it real cool. Spoiler alert, girl: You’re not. The Full Body High Logo/Giphy Indica? In da couch! The Super Chill High Logo/ Giphy “I’m feeling very fla-say-dah right now.” The “Seeing Double” High Logo/ Giphy “Am I just really stoned, or are there two of you?” The Lazy High Logo/Giphy “I death dropped and I can’t get up…..siiiiigh.” The “Oblivious To Everything Around You” High Logo/ Giphy “I missed an earthquake? Girl, I was too busy thinking about that chocolate chip cookie dough in the fridge.” When You Pass A Cop While You’re High Logo/ Giphy Good luck. And don’t f*ck it up. When You’re So High You Forgot The Bowl Logo/ Giphy Gurl, I think you’re just smoking air at this point. When The High Takes Over Your Whole Body Logo/Giphy “Can somebody please call a doctor? I’m definitely dying.” When You’re Coming Back Down Logo/ Giphy “Keep talking. I’m listening. I just can’t have my eyes open.”

RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9 airs Fridays at 8/7c on VH1.