Your Radiant Dire Enemy

Courier

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Link ▶️ r Ashamed of its past, and its horrific crimes, Radiant's courier has just thrown itself onto an enemy blade.

Ashamed of its past, and its horrific crimes, Radiant's courier has just thrown itself onto an enemy blade. Link ▶️ r Radiant's courier has discovered the entrance to courier heaven, where it will be judged for its crimes.

Radiant's courier has discovered the entrance to courier heaven, where it will be judged for its crimes. Link ▶️ r A scourge upon the earth is no more. Radiant's courier has been killed.

A scourge upon the earth is no more. Radiant's courier has been killed. Link ▶️ r Every time Radiant's courier dies, a second courier in another game of Dota gains the strength of a hundred couriers and wins the game.

Every time Radiant's courier dies, a second courier in another game of Dota gains the strength of a hundred couriers and wins the game. Link ▶️ r Hopefully we've learned from Radiant's courier how not to welcome the dark tide of evil into your heart

Hopefully we've learned from Radiant's courier how not to welcome the dark tide of evil into your heart Link ▶️ r A courier from Radiant's army dies, and a piece of evil incarnate is lifted from the world

A courier from Radiant's army dies, and a piece of evil incarnate is lifted from the world Link ▶️ r We may forget Radiant's courier, but we'll never forgive it. Never.

We may forget Radiant's courier, but we'll never forgive it. Never. Link ▶️ r Radiant's courier died as it lived: filled inwardly with shame.

Radiant's courier died as it lived: filled inwardly with shame. Link ▶️ r Radiant's courier is dead, and before it ever learned to actually care for another living being.

Radiant's courier is dead, and before it ever learned to actually care for another living being. Link ▶️ r Thank god…Radiant's courier is gone…at last, peace may return to these lands.

Thank god…Radiant's courier is gone…at last, peace may return to these lands. Link ▶️ r Another of Radiant's couriers dies with its essence marred in blackness.

Another of Radiant's couriers dies with its essence marred in blackness. Link ▶️ r Until near its death, none of us suspected the repulsive hatred that lay buried in the heart of Radiant's courier. Link ▶️

Link ▶️ r In death, Dire's courier has really taught us more about life I think. I…yes, maybe that's true.

In death, Dire's courier has really taught us more about life I think. I…yes, maybe that's true. Link ▶️ r Dire's courier, and its string of unforgivable moral crimes, has been laid to rest.

Dire's courier, and its string of unforgivable moral crimes, has been laid to rest. Link ▶️ r At last, the beast is laid to rest. Dire's courier is dead. At last.

At last, the beast is laid to rest. Dire's courier is dead. At last. Link ▶️ r Let us fondly remember Dire's courier, its noble deeds, and the unmistakable blackness deep in its heart.

Let us fondly remember Dire's courier, its noble deeds, and the unmistakable blackness deep in its heart. Link ▶️ r I guess Dire's courier will never answer for its awful crimes now that it's dead.

I guess Dire's courier will never answer for its awful crimes now that it's dead. Link ▶️ r Dire's courier is dead, but its crimes and transgressions linger on in memories

Dire's courier is dead, but its crimes and transgressions linger on in memories Link ▶️ r We've lost Dire's courier, but we'll never forget the many people whose lives it brought to ruin.

We've lost Dire's courier, but we'll never forget the many people whose lives it brought to ruin. Link ▶️ r Was Dire's courier murdered, or did it take its own life in shame? We may never know.

Was Dire's courier murdered, or did it take its own life in shame? We may never know. Link ▶️ r Let no more couriers die with the stench of evil on their souls, as Dire's has. Please, let this one be the last.

Let no more couriers die with the stench of evil on their souls, as Dire's has. Please, let this one be the last. Link ▶️ r The rein of terror is over. Dire's courier is dead.

The rein of terror is over. Dire's courier is dead. Link ▶️ r Let us not forget the mistakes Dire's courier made in allowing evil into its heart, let its death be a lesson to us all.

Let us not forget the mistakes Dire's courier made in allowing evil into its heart, let its death be a lesson to us all. Link ▶️ r The many innocent lives Dire's courier has taken may be atoned for now that it's dead.

Structure

under attack Top tower Link ▶️ 7 Your top tower is under attack.

Your top tower is under attack. Link ▶️ 7 Top tower under siege. 25% chance Link ▶️ 60 If enemies attacking your top tower is what you desire, please take no action.

If enemies attacking your top tower is what you desire, please take no action. Link ▶️ 60 Well my goodness, your top tower is being attacked!

Well my goodness, your top tower is being attacked! Link ▶️ 60 If I'd like to not lose my top tower is a thought you've ever had, I suggest you get over there right away

If I'd like to not lose my top tower is a thought you've ever had, I suggest you get over there right away Link ▶️ 60 No one go defend top tower. It needs to learn to defend itself. Middle tower Link ▶️ 7 Your middle tower is under attack.

Your middle tower is under attack. Link ▶️ 7 Mid tower taking damage. 25% chance Link ▶️ 60 Enemies are ravaging your middle tower and it is a BEAUTIFUL day!

Enemies are ravaging your middle tower and it is a BEAUTIFUL day! Link ▶️ 60 Oh how wonderful! Your middle tower is being torn to pieces!

Oh how wonderful! Your middle tower is being torn to pieces! Link ▶️ 60 One's middle tower being attacked truly does send such a rapturous flowing through one's veins.

One's middle tower being attacked truly does send such a rapturous flowing through one's veins. Link ▶️ 60 Congratulations! Your middle tower is being attacked! Bottom tower Link ▶️ 7 Your bottom tower is under attack.

Your bottom tower is under attack. Link ▶️ 7 Bottom tower, being attacked. 25% chance Link ▶️ 60 Suppose we defend that bottom tower, hm? Yes? Yes?

Suppose we defend that bottom tower, hm? Yes? Yes? Link ▶️ 60 You DO know your bottom tower is being attacked, right?

You DO know your bottom tower is being attacked, right? Link ▶️ 60 Your bottom tower is learning to accept its own inevitable death.

Your bottom tower is learning to accept its own inevitable death. Link ▶️ 60 I'm not your bottom tower, but if I were I'd be in a lot of pain right now. Top barracks Link ▶️ 10 Your top barracks are under attack.

Your top barracks are under attack. Link ▶️ 10 Your top barracks are being fired upon. 20% chance Link ▶️ 10 If your top barracks are of value to you I suggest you get over there. Middle barracks Link ▶️ 10 Your middle barracks are under attack.

Your middle barracks are under attack. Link ▶️ 10 Your middle barracks are taking enemy fire! 1% chance Link ▶️ 10 YOUR MIDDLE BARRACKS ARE BEING ATTACKED! OH NOOOO! Bottom barracks Link ▶️ 10 Your bottom barracks are under attack.

Your bottom barracks are under attack. Link ▶️ 10 Enemy fire upon your bottom barracks! 20% chance Link ▶️ 10 Look at your bottom barracks! Look how under attack they are! The Ancient Link ▶️ 6 Your ancient is under attack.

Your ancient is under attack. Link ▶️ 6 Bad news for your ancient right now.

Bad news for your ancient right now. Link ▶️ 6 Your ancient is under siege.

Your ancient is under siege. Link ▶️ 6 Your ancient is taking damage!!

Your ancient is taking damage!! Link ▶️ 6 Uh oh, your ancient is in trouble. 30% chance Link ▶️ r Food for thought: DON'T let them attack your ancient? I'm just spitballing here, I've literally never played this game.

Food for thought: DON'T let them attack your ancient? I'm just spitballing here, I've literally never played this game. Link ▶️ r So if you DON'T want to lose I'd advise you to defend your ancient.

So if you DON'T want to lose I'd advise you to defend your ancient. Link ▶️ r The enemy is negotiating with your ancient.

The enemy is negotiating with your ancient. Link ▶️ r This is the story of your ancient being torn to pieces right this very moment.

This is the story of your ancient being torn to pieces right this very moment. Link ▶️ r Your ancient is being attacked, but no worries! Take your time!

Your ancient is being attacked, but no worries! Take your time! Link ▶️ r I don't say this to alarm you, but you're about to lose the game

I don't say this to alarm you, but you're about to lose the game Link ▶️ r Did I ever tell you about the time your ancient was under attack? Probably not because it's happening literally as I say this.

Did I ever tell you about the time your ancient was under attack? Probably not because it's happening literally as I say this. Link ▶️ r This is me lying to you: Your ancient is not under attack.

This is me lying to you: Your ancient is not under attack. Link ▶️ r No no, you - okay look, letting your ancient be attacked by the enemy is NOT what you're supposed to do. Have you ever played this game?

No no, you - okay look, letting your ancient be attacked by the enemy is NOT what you're supposed to do. Have you ever played this game? Link ▶️ r I like your re-interpretation of the rules of Dota, DON'T stop them from attacking your ancient! It's fresh, inspired, breathes new life into the game.

I like your re-interpretation of the rules of Dota, DON'T stop them from attacking your ancient! It's fresh, inspired, breathes new life into the game. Link ▶️ r Quickly, while they're all destroying your ancient, run over to their base and destroy THEIR ancient! 1% chance, team Radiant Link ▶️ r Your ancient is under attack. You might say it's in a…DIRE situation! Top tower Link ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower is being attacked.

Radiant's top tower is being attacked. Link ▶️ 10 Radiant's top tower under siege. Middle tower Link ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower is being attacked.

Radiant's middle tower is being attacked. Link ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle tower taking damage. Bottom tower Link ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower is being attacked.

Radiant's bottom tower is being attacked. Link ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom tower under fire. Top barracks Link ▶️ 10 Radiant's top barracks are under attack. Middle barracks Link ▶️ 10 Radiant's middle barracks are under attack. Bottom barracks Link ▶️ 10 Radiant's bottom barracks are under attack. The Ancient Link ▶️ 8 Radiant's ancient is under attack.

Radiant's ancient is under attack. Link ▶️ 8 Radiant's ancient taking enemy fire. 20% chance Link ▶️ r Dire is objecting to the existence of Radiant's ancient.

Dire is objecting to the existence of Radiant's ancient. Link ▶️ r Oh look, down there at the bottom left, Dire is beating Radiant's ancient to a pulp! How exciting!

Oh look, down there at the bottom left, Dire is beating Radiant's ancient to a pulp! How exciting! Link ▶️ r Dire may now present their case for the destruction of Radiant's ancient.

Dire may now present their case for the destruction of Radiant's ancient. Link ▶️ r Dire is searching deep within themselves to find the strength to obliterate Radiant's Ancient. Top tower Link ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is being attacked.

Dire's top tower is being attacked. Link ▶️ 10 Dire's top tower is under siege. Middle tower Link ▶️ 10 Dire's middle tower is being attacked.

Dire's middle tower is being attacked. Link ▶️ 10 Dire's middle tower taking damage. Bottom tower Link ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower is being attacked.

Dire's bottom tower is being attacked. Link ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom tower under fire. Top barracks Link ▶️ 10 Dire's top barracks are under attack. Middle barracks Link ▶️ 10 Dire's middle barracks are under attack. Bottom barracks Link ▶️ 10 Dire's bottom barracks are under attack. The Ancient Link ▶️ 8 Dire's ancient is under attack.

Dire's ancient is under attack. Link ▶️ 8 Dire's ancient is taking damage. 20% chance Link ▶️ r Radiant is expressing its disapproval at the continued existence of Dire's ancient.

Radiant is expressing its disapproval at the continued existence of Dire's ancient. Link ▶️ r Astounding! In a bold move, Dire is allowing Radiant to destroy their ancient. Let's see if it pays off for them.

Astounding! In a bold move, Dire is allowing Radiant to destroy their ancient. Let's see if it pays off for them. Link ▶️ r Dire has forgotten how to play Dota and is letting their ancient be destroyed.

Dire has forgotten how to play Dota and is letting their ancient be destroyed. Link ▶️ r Radiant is working through its issues with Dire's ancient.

Structure

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Link ▶️ 35% chance Link ▶️ r What a pity, you've lost your top tower.

What a pity, you've lost your top tower. Link ▶️ r I hope having a top tower was not a part of your strategy.

I hope having a top tower was not a part of your strategy. Link ▶️ r See how your top tower is still on the map? Me neither.

See how your top tower is still on the map? Me neither. Link ▶️ r Delightful! Your top tower - oh no wait, your top tower has fallen. My mistake. Middle tower Link ▶️

Link ▶️ 35% chance Link ▶️ r Your middle tower is - oh dear - it's just been completely destroyed.

Your middle tower is - oh dear - it's just been completely destroyed. Link ▶️ r Oh dear, that's one less middle tower for you.

Oh dear, that's one less middle tower for you. Link ▶️ r That middle tower your used to have, wasn't it lovely back when you still had it?

That middle tower your used to have, wasn't it lovely back when you still had it? Link ▶️ r Your middle tower being destroyed is part of your strategy, right? Yes that's how I'm going to interpret it. Bottom tower Link ▶️

Link ▶️ 35% chance Link ▶️ r The burden of having a bottom tower has been lifted! Freedom at last!

The burden of having a bottom tower has been lifted! Freedom at last! Link ▶️ r If you have any last words for your bottom tower, well it's already too late.

If you have any last words for your bottom tower, well it's already too late. Link ▶️ r Your bottom tower is under at-- no wait, it's dead.

Your bottom tower is under at-- no wait, it's dead. Link ▶️ r aaaaaand your bottom tower is gone! Completely gone! Finit! 1% chance Link ▶️ r Your bottom tower has tripped and fallen, spiraling, tumbling endlessly into the whirring and infinite abyss. Top barracks Link ▶️ 10 Your top barracks has fallen.

Your top barracks has fallen. Link ▶️ 10 And thus your top barracks did fall. 35% chance Link ▶️ r I hope your top barracks was a nuisance to you, because if so I've got great news!

I hope your top barracks was a nuisance to you, because if so I've got great news! Link ▶️ r Where did your top barracks go? It was here just a moment ago… Middle barracks Link ▶️ 10 Your middle barracks has fallen.

Your middle barracks has fallen. Link ▶️ 10 Your middle barracks is in ruins. 35% chance Link ▶️ r Your middle barracks! Just look at how not-there-anymore it is!

Your middle barracks! Just look at how not-there-anymore it is! Link ▶️ r The middle barracks is the left kidney of Dota, no one really needs it. Bottom barracks Link ▶️ 10 The bottom barracks has fallen.

The bottom barracks has fallen. Link ▶️ 10 Your bottom barracks is no more. 35% chance Link ▶️ r Your bottom barracks have a bad case of being torn completely to shreds.

Your bottom barracks have a bad case of being torn completely to shreds. Link ▶️ r Without your bottom barracks the map really is much cleaner! Top tower Link ▶️

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Link ▶️ 40% chance Link ▶️ r The enemy's top tower just screamed and exploded for no discernible reason.

The enemy's top tower just screamed and exploded for no discernible reason. Link ▶️ r Enemy's top tower destroyed THAT will teach them to defend themselves from an enemy force attempting to obliterate their homes.

Enemy's top tower destroyed THAT will teach them to defend themselves from an enemy force attempting to obliterate their homes. Link ▶️ r We've just replaced the enemy's top tower with a demolished version of it, let's see if they notice. Middle tower Link ▶️

Link ▶️ 40% chance Link ▶️ r How exciting, their middle tower is destroyed!

How exciting, their middle tower is destroyed! Link ▶️ r You've destroyed their middle tower! You win the game!!

You've destroyed their middle tower! You win the game!! Link ▶️ r You've destroyed their middle tower, I wonder if they'll mind. Bottom tower Link ▶️

Link ▶️ 40% chance Link ▶️ r Well that's one tower they won't be taking home.

Well that's one tower they won't be taking home. Link ▶️ r You've done it! You've destroyed their bottom tower!

You've done it! You've destroyed their bottom tower! Link ▶️ r You've accidentally destroyed the enemy's bottom tower. Top barracks Link ▶️ 10 The enemy's top barracks has fallen.

The enemy's top barracks has fallen. Link ▶️ 10 Enemy's top barracks destroyed. 35% chance Link ▶️ r No more top barracks for them!

No more top barracks for them! Link ▶️ r Enemy's top barracks destroyed, you're really winning a video game here! Middle barracks Link ▶️ 10 The enemy's middle barracks has fallen.

The enemy's middle barracks has fallen. Link ▶️ 10 Enemy's middle barracks in ruins. 35% chance Link ▶️ r Unfortunately the enemy's mid barracks has fallen. 1% chance Link ▶️ r Someone is winning or losing or whatever. Look, I'm not really paying attention here. Bottom barracks Link ▶️ 10 The enemy's bottom barracks has fallen.

The enemy's bottom barracks has fallen. Link ▶️ 10 Enemy's bottom barracks demolished. 35% chance Link ▶️ r Goodbye, bottom enemy barracks!!

Goodbye, bottom enemy barracks!! Link ▶️ r Remember enemy's bottom barracks? Remember destroying it just now? What wonderful memories….

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Structures

fortified 10% chance, player on either team Link ▶️ r Your towers are nice and fortified!

Your towers are nice and fortified! Link ▶️ r Nicely fortified towers you've got there! 10% chance, player on Radiant team Link ▶️ 10% chance, player on Dire team Link ▶️ Link ▶️

Link ▶️ 25% chance Link ▶️ r Radiant's towers are fortified, do as you please with that information.

Radiant's towers are fortified, do as you please with that information. Link ▶️ r Radiant having unfortified structures is now a thing of the past.

Radiant having unfortified structures is now a thing of the past. Link ▶️ r Radiant sure are loving those invulnerable towers. Link ▶️

Link ▶️ 25% chance Link ▶️ r Dire have duct taped cardboard all over their structures.

Dire have duct taped cardboard all over their structures. Link ▶️ r Look at how invulnerable Dire's towers are!

Look at how invulnerable Dire's towers are! Link ▶️ r Maybe no one attack Dire's towers for a few seconds here. 10% chance, player on either team Link ▶️ r Enemy towers are now invulnerable!

Enemy towers are now invulnerable! Link ▶️ r Enemy towers are invulnerable for the next few seconds. 10% chance, player on Radiant team Link ▶️ 10% chance, player on Dire team Link ▶️