“Harvester Rayleigh Wier - this idiot in the white car was parked in two bays so I (in the Megane) parked as close as I could to it to show her what she did wrong my friend parked to the right. I watched from the pub as they had to climb in through the boot to unlock the car from the inside as the driver’s door was unreachable and the passenger side didn’t have a key hole and it also didn’t have a button to unlock it.”

Started editing this post and then couldn’t be arsed. You get the idea.