When I mentioned to my umbrellas Santa that my old faithful umbrella had broken after a decade plus of steadfast rain deflection, they knew what to do. Armed with the knowledge that I love sci fi - especially Star Wars - I received an umbrella emblazoned with the chilling visage of the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, Darth Vader! Raindrops are too scared to land on me now! They must not want to get force choked or something.

Anyway, thank you so much Santa! This is the perfect umbrella. May the Force be with you.