I put ketchup on everything! Ketchup on everything! Ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup on everything! In case it's not clear, I like ketchup. I have since I was a little pup, and that is why I wrote this song. Now here's a list of things I put ketchup on! Ketchup on salad, ketchup on toast, ketchup on potatoes, ketchup on pot roast, Ketchup on pudding, ketchup on biscotti, ketchup in the glove compartment when I'm riding shawty! Ketchup on string cheese, ketchup on waffles, ketchup on pickles, ketchup on falafel, ketchup alamode, ketchup on pie, ketchup is my entree with steak on the side! Ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup on everything! Ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup on everything! Ketchup on mustard, ketchup on mayo, ketchup on ketchup, I eat it everyday yo! Ketchup on my toothpaste, ketchup breath lingers! Ketchup on my chicken and my, lady fingers! Ketchup when it's cold, ketchup when I'm scooting, ketchup when it's hot and ketchup when it's tooting! Ketchup from squeeze bottles, ketchup from glass, ketchup in packets, you'll look like a blast! But when the ketchup won't come out, you don't have to scream and shout, Just tap three times on the back, tap tap tap! And get ready for your ketchupy snack, and if you still don't get it, You'll have to play ketchup, you'll have to play ketchup... We put ketchup on everything! Ketchup on everything! Ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup, ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything, ketchup on everything, (continues until it fades) (Laughing)