May 21, 2015 by ravenwolfie , 1 comment ,Let me know! I'll update with your reddit name :)

Zombie Survival; Day 1.

Package of zombie survival gear arrived from gifter. Sweet 9-in-1 shovel/axe/knife/hammer tool arrived. Attaches well to belt for easy transport and assembly. Guide has incredible tips and ways to survive, I hope to utilize this in days to come. The end is upon us.

Good thing gifter sent me a Massachusetts Zombie Hunting Permit, I really needed to get one. I am Permit Number: ZH226 - licensed to carry Rifles/Handguns, .223 Caliber or Larger Shotguns, B/BB or Larger. No birdshot. Damn.

I just also got my license as a Zombie Population Control Specialist. Ready for command.

SHIT! I've been bit! I've been BITTEN! DAY ONE on the job... and I've been freaking bitten. Only t-minus 2 hours remain. I will do my duty until the end. Man, I suck at this job....

Santa - you're awesome! Great gift ideas! I'm really into halloween makeup, so the zombie bite prosthetics you sent will certainly get used this year. Can't wait! The multi-tool kit you sent is incredible; you really listed to me when I said I was really starting to get into survival preparedness!! Thanks! I love it and can't wait to start bashing zombies in their heads. :)

The Zombie Survival Guide is just classic... I saw a bunch of people get one in the gift exchange and was totally jealous. There are many great tips in this book (I'm already half-way done reading it!).

Finally, the stickers. LOVE that you got me a Massachusetts Zombie Hunting Permit. This is going on my car for sure!! And the Zombie Population Control Specialist sticker - That's going on the handle of the tool ;) I didn't catch your Reddit username, so if you send it to me I'll add it to the "From:" Box above. Thanks again Santa - This is probably my favorite gift exchange so far because of you!!!