Below, Barack, Michelle, Sasha, and Malia are pictured cruising through the Balinese rapids in bright yellow helmets and orange life vests. What makes this photo even better is that President O's helmet is crooked, he's rocking some short shorts, and Malia looks like she's about ready to jump ship and head to the nearest embassy. She's so unenthused, she doesn't even have her paddle turned up in the right direction.