This year my secret Santa has parlayed my love of Doctor Who into a TARDIS USB hub. It's a fantastic device was usefulness transcends that of the typical USB hub. While most USB hubs merely transmit data over cables, this one whisks information through time and space. The cables are purely there for decoration. To help the human mind comprehend the quantum physics behind such an endeavor, it lights up and makes sounds like a TARDIS. This prevents the brain from overheating in the face of such phenomena.

However it's the box the box comes in is truly fascinating. First off there's a recommendation that you must must must keep the packaging. I'm sure there's some reason founded deep in molecular physiology for this. The box also advises that this is not a child's "plaything." That's how you know you're dealing with some serious deep shit in terms of world of physics. This is no mere little box that lights up and make noises. This is a man's toy. I shall respect this.