gdammit Santa! Your elves' gone n done it again- not listening to your instructions and spent way too much on my gift. As much as you're a magical mind-reading mf, your reputation still depends on the reliability of your elves. Think about what this is doing to your reputation when I flaunt this awesome gift in front of the other redditors, whose gifts simply cannot compare. I suggest you contact your elf-oversight committee and initiate a review of this year's mishap. This cannot go on! The efficiency of your helpers must improve!

Nonetheless, I am extremely grateful for your thoughtfulness this year. Thank you Santa!