For about six minutes last night, Miley Cyrus talked to Jimmy Kimmel about tits—having them, covering them, aging with them. It was a really good interview.

Some choice quotes:

“My dad’s cool, because I’m sure he’d maybe rather me not have my tits out all the time, but he’d rather me have my tits out and be a good person than have a shirt on and be a bitch.”



“When you’ve got your tits out, you can’t really be an asshole.”



“Sometimes it’s like a nice convo icebreaker: You can be like, ‘Stop staring at my tits!’ and then, like, the convo just keeps going.”



“You know what I’ve learned? It’s not the tit—are you allowed to say ‘tit’ on your show?”



“Humans aren’t afraid of the human breast. It’s the nipple that’s the issue...Like, I’m showing my boobs and no one has a problem, but the nipples are covered, so somehow that’s OK. So America’s actually fine with tits. It’s nipples they don’t like.”



“Hollywood Boulevard is pretty much my entire closet. It’s interesting when I go on Instagram, you know, and girls are like, ‘hashtag-Givenchy.’...I’m like, ‘Hashtag-tit pasty’ that was like, a dollar for a pack of four.”



“I’m very eco friendly. I’m a vegan nudist.”



After a story about the “insane” choices she observed at a nude beach and gravity’s unforgiving nature, Cyrus assured Kimmel that she would be naked for life because “those old people did it to me.” That’s our girl.