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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Quantum Mechanic Man: Is my car ready? Clerk: Maybe. Man: Well, where is it? Clerk: I don't know. Man: Why not? Clerk: Because I just weighed it. Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: I've come from the future to save your life! Percival: I'VE come from FURTHER in my future to tell myself not to bother. Percival: Why not? Percival: You're going to be distracted by a fancy car driving by, and FAIL. Percival: Sounds plausible. Woman: Um, hello? Marital Mirth Man: What's the difference between a wife and a dishwasher? Husband: My wife is a black hole that sucks all joy and light from my life. Husband: And a dishwasher is an appliance. Darthfield Without Darthfield, Or Anything Else Phil-Collins-Man Woman: You're a drummer, a singer of power ballads and a philanthropist. Woman: How did you gain those abilities? Man: I was attending a science demonstration... Man: ...and I was bitten by a radioactive Phil Collins. Phil Collins: Sorry. Uncle Cap'n's Puzzle Pontoon Hey, kids! Can you solve this head-scratcher??? Polly wants to find a sequence of data that produces a unique, unused pattern when the hash function double sha-256 is applied to that data. Uncle Cap'n: Send yer answers to ME at unclecapn@silkroad.ne and Polly will be happy! Boy: Uncle Cap'n, this is nothing but a clumsy, ill-informed attempt to get kids to mine BITCOINS for you! Boy: Uncle Cap'n?