Original Air date: August 26th, 2019

Caption: Bonnie, skip this one. We start off good, it takes a dip, and then it gets bonkers crazy. Night Attack and Tiger Snake.

Running time: 1:38 (98 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young are in the studio. Matt indicates that they are recording a banked episode.

Paul shows the guests the nicely framed botched vasectomy picture. Brian starts to tell the story of his vasectomy. Bonnie Brushwood, his significant other, was very caring after the vasectomy (reference to the episode title).

Jacob laments his poor ability to predict the demand of merchandise from the store. They talk about the collection of pins and which groups typically do that.

A Fake Commercial for Dan's Discount Ball and eye surgery.

Someone is playing with the model testicles and they burst. Brian states that the podcast is now on the hunt for balls.

Brian states that Southeast Missouri State is the Grackles. Jacob incorrectly states that Southeast Missouri State is the Redbirds when they are the Redhawks.

A fake commercial for getting a bologna sandwich from someone.

There is discussion about Antonio Brown of the Raiders and his recent antics. They bring up the haircut of Raiders owner Mark Davis.

Paul mistates the 12 days of Christmas as "8 Legs a Milking" and the podcast sets off to repeat "Milk leg" in various combinations including:

Antonio Brown using Milk on his leg

"We didn't start the Fire"

"This is the Time"

"Uptown Girl"

"Good Night Saigon"

"Scenes from an Italian Restaurant"

"Angry Young Man"

"Still Rock n Roll to me"

"Always a Woman to Me"

"Miami 2017 (Seen the lights went out on Broadway)"

"Movin' Out"

"For the Longest Time" (dissonance version)

Unspecified "What Am I" metal song

"Thunderstruck"

Scoopmail Edit

The ScooPS Guy sends in a story about leaving a ladder out and his small child climbing it.

Sgt. Scoops sends in a story about nearly burning down his historic family home on Xmas eve.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosion theme is played but is Milk legged over. Dr. Matt and Dr. Mike's medical podcast sends in a medical Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit

Recipe for Halloween: Clip balls, read comic book

Fuck be a baby tonight to the tune of Luck be a Lady that keeps singing like they are fucking babies.

Manpon - a tampon for men, "Not this Pussy Shit"

Ill Placed flue to the tune of Uptown girl

Piss form Bone to the tun of Uptown girl

Top Five Muscle People

Brian and Justin read the Patreon thank-yous.

Episode art by twitter user @Mitzula