Sometimes Twitchy posts just write themselves. For example, check out what is surely one of the sillier things we’ve ever read on Twitter, via Britain’s National Union of Students and their live-tweeting of today’s conference on women’s issues:

Some delegates are requesting that we move to jazz hands rather than clapping, as it's triggering anxiety. Please be mindful! #nuswomen15 — NUS Women's Campaign (@nuswomcam) March 24, 2015

Nope, that’s not satire. It’s 100 percent authentic and unfiltered lunacy:

If you're happy and you know it, trigger my anxiety. #nuswomen15 @nuswomcam — Jalen (@GOPMommy) March 24, 2015

Our foremothers chained themselves to fences. I’m sure they’d be thrilled you can’t handle clapping.https://t.co/iZst50kKyw #nuswomen15 — Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) March 24, 2015

Some delegates are requesting that we whistle like Gizmo off Gremlins rather than clapping, as it's triggering anxiety. #nuswomen15 — Wistful Troubadour (@GodfreyElfwick) March 24, 2015

It seems @nuswomcam are doing a sterling impression of an evolutionary roadblock. — Katabasis (@Kata_basis) March 24, 2015

.@nuswomcam Terribly insensitive to people who don't like jazz, isn't it? — Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) March 24, 2015

And to people without hands.

Upside: we now know feminists can be trolled by simply clapping at them.https://t.co/iZst50kKyw#nuswomen15 — Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) March 24, 2015

Just when you think they've run out of things to be outraged about… pic.twitter.com/ANVaXzH1CR — Matthew (@Matthops82) March 24, 2015

The UK has gone from The Iron Lady to #nuswomen15. Rue Britannia. — jon gabriel (@exjon) March 24, 2015

@RBPundit @nuswomcam I could be wrong, but even in the delicate days of corsets women could handle clapping. — Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) March 24, 2015

Go home feminists, you’re drunk. Or insane, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt that you’re drunk. https://t.co/iZst50kKyw — Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) March 24, 2015

An open bar at the conference would explain it.

Are you fucking kidding me? https://t.co/9HUFeWuwQQ These people expect to function in the real world? — RB (@RBPundit) March 24, 2015

I don't mean this callously: If clapping is triggering your anxiety, you need therapy. That's not healthy. https://t.co/G7vRuAEsQL — Political Math (@politicalmath) March 24, 2015

Jazz hands. Feminists always trying to appropriate my culture. — Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) March 24, 2015

Ha ha ha!

@ImGregCook @nuswomcam The lunacy of these people is staggering and actually quite frightening. — Masamah PAI كافر (@hotspur007) March 24, 2015

Jazz hands triggers my anxiety because a Broadway dancer stare-raped me once, can we just do thumbs up instead? @nuswomcam — Jalen (@GOPMommy) March 24, 2015

@KemberleeKaye @MetricButtload @nuswomcam Jazzhands is a trigger for me. It brings back horrible memories of me not being able to dance. — Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) March 24, 2015

<slow clap> RT @Sharlene_Gandhi: People trolling the #nuswomen15 hashtag are the very goddamn reason we hold these conferences — Matthew (@Matthops82) March 24, 2015

Oh, and stop talking at the tables, too!

Please try to limit chat on your tables when delegates are speaking on motions, it can be distracting for others #nuswomen15 — NUS Women's Campaign (@nuswomcam) March 24, 2015

Maybe they’ll hand out crayons at the next meeting in order to allow delegates to communicate in a less stressful manner.

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