Cooking lasagna is a grueling feat, near impossible without even the faintest hint of Italian blood running through the veins of the chef, however this masterpiece of an article will run you through how to cook this s*** with the thing you use to get your plates n' stuff to a usable state without risking cholera or scurvy or what you cool kids are into these days. With some Styrofoam, weed, and a hot dishwasher cycle, you can whip up some lasagna and clean your dishes at the same time. Just don't use those damn dishwasher tablets. They may taste nice, but not when mixed with a f***ing pasta dish.



