Before this week, former House Intelligence Committee chair Devin Nunes was famous for spending two years working diligently to convince Fox News viewers that the Real Scandal of the 2016 election was Deep State law enforcement agents secretly spying on the Trump campaign. Now that the most recent midterm elections have robbed him of this particular set of powers, however, the California lawmaker has graduated to a new and somehow even more inane pastime: suing Twitter for a quarter-billion dollars because people were mean to him on the Internet.

This incoherent mess of a lawsuit, which Nunes’ attorney filed in a Virginia court on Monday, reads more like a handwritten complaint alleging the existence of vast alien mind control conspiracies than it does a document filed by an honest-to-God United States congressman. As defendants, it names a trio of accounts whose tweets were particularly successful at hurting Nunes’ feelings: one belonging to Republican consultant Liz Mair, and two belonging to as-yet-unidentified persons who operated the parody accounts @DevinNunesMom and @DevinCow. (The cow handle is a nod to the Nunes family business of dairy farming; the mom handle is a nod to the fact that Nunes, uh, has a mom.)

“In her endless barrage of tweets,” his lawyer begins, “Devin Nunes’ Mom maliciously attacked every aspect of Nunes’ character, honestly, integrity, ethics and fitness to perform his duties as a United States Congressman.” The laundry list of allegedly defamatory posts that follows is—and this is a legal term of art—fucking hilarious.

It wraps by noting that Devin Nunes’ Mom “even falsely stated that Devin Nunes has ‘herp-face,’” and includes a visual aid to assist the court with its task of evaluating the evidence.