You could watch paint dry. You could watch grass grow. But if you're into that new dankness, you will watch a puddle rest. At the moment of publish, over 10,000 people are watching a puddle in Newcastle, England on Periscope. Why? Because everybody's doing it!

Or perhaps because there's more to this puddle than you might assume. Look into its reflection. Relax your eyes. Allow yourself to finally see the truth concealed beneath its murky surface. Look deep. Look deeper. Look deeper. I have become puddle.

Update January 6th, 10:15AM ET: The Periscope is approaching 20,000 viewers as an adventurous soul attempts to navigate the treacherous body of water on a pink raft.