Time to play a crazy expensive hypothetical Valentine's Day round of Would You Rather: Would you rather pay $55,000 for a big honking diamond ring set in a sticky sweet dream cloud of cupcake frosting? Or shell out $10,010 to Pizza Hut and get the following:

· Limo service.

· A ruby engagement ring.

· A bouquet of flowers.

· A personal fireworks display.

· A professional photographer.

· A professional videographer.

· And last but not least, a Pizza Hut $10 Dinner Box, which contains "a medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box."

Sure, it's a ruby ring and not diamond, and yes, your special someone will bemoan the fact that you proposed to him/her at Pizza Hut of all damn places until the day one of you dies, but still. Also, they hint that "If she says yes, a Pizza Hut-themed wedding at Pizza Hut headquarters could be in order." Pizza party wedding everybody! Here's a press release:

Available for Order Now: $10,010 Ultimate Valentine’s Day Proposal in a Box Unbelievable Package Marks Introduction of Equally Fantastic $10 Value Box Offering from Pizza Hut Dallas – “Would you like a proposal with your order?” Starting today, consumers visiting PizzaHut.com can answer “yes” to that question and purchase the $10 Dinner Box Proposal Package, an epic collection of proposal goodies inspired by the new $10 Dinner Box on the Pizza Hut menu. Pizza Hut is offering only 10 of the exclusive packages just in time for Valentine’s Day at a cost of $10,010 each. The $10 Dinner Box Proposal Package includes a ruby engagement ring, limo service, flowers, fireworks show, photographer, videographer and of course, most importantly, the mouth-watering new $10 Dinner Box. Fitting all of these amazing items into one package echoes the feat pulled off inside the new Pizza Hut $10 Dinner Box, which includes a medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box for only $10. “If we’re able to fit pizza, breadsticks and dessert into one box for only $10, why stop there?” asked Kurt Kane, Pizza Hut CMO. “Our customers want the best of everything, from their food to memorable life experiences. So we decided to make one of those experiences – the marriage proposal – second-to-none and offer it at PizzaHut.com right alongside the new $10 Dinner Box.” With only 10 packages being offered at PizzaHut.com, those looking to pop the question in a unique way need to act fast. c. Here’s a closer look inside the $10 Dinner Box Proposal Package. Ruby Engagement Ring: a stunning ruby stone flanked by shimmering diamonds

Limo Service: pick up your sweetheart in style before popping the question

Flowers: no proposal is complete without a spectacular bouquet of her favorite flowers

Fireworks: a perfectly-timed fireworks display will vault this proposal into the record books

Photographer: photos taken of the happy couple before, during and after the moment

Videographer: capturing video of the moment she says “yes”

$10 Dinner Box: hands-down the most vital, and appetizing, piece of the package Customers interested in purchasing the exclusive $10 Dinner Box Proposal Package can visit PizzaHut.com or email Proposal@PizzaHut.com for more information.

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