These are actual quotes from kids, from kindergarten to 2nd grade, in classes that I’ve taught. I invite you to share your own kid quotes.

“when my great great great great great grandfather was alive… before there were kids in the world”

“You have a para (educator) because you can’t say ‘no’.”

“Zach put yarn up his nose!”

“The statue of delivery”

“Nobody likes me anymore, just because I’m stupid.”

“Are you a regular person, or Jewish?”

“organizement”

“My life is over. My life has always been over. I just never realized it.”

“Tristan called me a sicko just because I ate lipstick!”

“I’m going to call your wife and tell her I’m your daughter from your other family.”

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Behind this flower lie some suggestions to make the world a better place: