“I can’t treat you; you’re too hot!”

By David Futrelle

“RoNyyso,” a 21-year old incel just about to start college, dreams of being a doctor. Well, at least he dreams of making a doctor’s salary. There’s just one little problem: He’d prefer that Chads and Stacies remain sick.

“I dont really have an urge to ‘help people,'” he confessed in a post on the Communitycels subreddit.

Especially when i have to heal Chads and Staceys to make their life better/easier.

Oh sure, he continued, he would go ahead and treat them. But he wouldn’t be happy about it.

I am sure i could become a competent physician and even if i dont like to “heal” some of the bitchy girls sort” i would try to be all professional but it would still disturb me.

What can i do to overcome this feeling and how can i cope with that?

One commenter offered him the perfect incel “cope.” He could just think about how much he was screwing them over financially!

Chad and Stacey or someone is paying out the nose for them to be there (assuming in United States). When you go to the doctor the doctor’s office fucks you, no two ways about it. Wouldn’t it feel good to be getting a salary from those types of people’s cash and having a great lifestyle because of it? Like “way to go, your 3rd gonorrhea treatment just got me a new watch!”

Such is incel career advice.

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