RICK: Professor, I got my laptop wet. Do you think if I leave it alone it will just fix itself?

HOBO: Why would it fix itself? Do you own anything that fixes itself?



RICK: My skin! If I cut myself, then my skin heals itself.

HOBO: Right, but depending on the cut you might bleed to death first.



RICK: Nah, the DVD drive barely cut me at all.

HOBO: Get that off my desk.



