Before I begin, I have to warn you – given the hotness of the latest episode, I decided to write my captions accordingly. While I strive to be respectful of the actors, we’re all here to have a little fun. So in advance, I apologize to anyone I may offend. Now, down to business

As I state in my review, Outlander Episode #107: THE WEDDING is blazing hot. Jamie (Sam Heughan) and Claire (Caitriona Balfe) sizzle together even when they aren’t touching. As the show progresses, the heat factor also increases.

Due to popular request, I turned my Top 30 Looks into a Top 40. Yes, I know 50 is better than 40 and 100 is better than 50, but I don’t think you’ll be disappointed with the selections I made this week. I’m eager to hear from you regarding my cream of the crops. Because I was unable to limit my favorite shots to a Top 10, I call special attention to the final 15. Let me know which is your favorite!

#40: Jamie’s Do I Need To Hide The Whiskey? Face – Isn’t the alcohol content in whiskey higher in the 18th Century? I’m surprised Claire is still alive.

#39: Jamie’s I Can’t Believe I’m Being Rejected On My Honeymoon Face – It’s too late to annul. By the way, thank you very much for that. But I’d be happy to pay for a quickie divorce. I’m sure Claire will be fine . . .

#38: Jamie’s Don’t Talk About The Woman I Might Marry That Way Face – You should hear what he says to her when you’re not around.

#37: Jamie’s Women Love A Man Who Loves His Mother Face – You got that right, stud.

#36: Jamie’s We Need To Make Our Marriage Official Face – Lord, do I wish this wasn’t fan fiction.

#35: Jamie’s What’s That About Consummation? Face – I sent you pictures, Jamie. Did you not get them?

#34: Jamie’s I’d Like To Make A Toast Face – He said “make a toast,” Claire – not “get toasted.”

#33: Jamie’s Take My Hand Face – Is this a trick?

Ow! Damn screen.

#32: Jamie’s Here’s Comes The Groom Face – Well, not quite yet. #DidISayThatOutLoud?

#31: Jamie’s Your Servant Face – You can service me any where, any time, any place on my body, Jamie.

Oh, ser-vant. Never mind.

#30: Jamie’s To Sleep Or To Bed? Face – You really have to ask?

Off topic, is that the shirt that rips easily down the back?

#29: Jamie’s She’s Not Sorry She Married Me Face – Given your perfection, why would she be? That’s rhetorical, by the way.

#28: Jamie’s Claire Has A Sweet Smile Face – Who knew such a sweet face could get so nasty?

#27: Jamie’s Yeah She Wants Me Face – Wait a second! I’ve got the paperwork right here. Just sign by these little red tabs.

Damn it, Claire. Make up your mind.

#26: Jamie’s Did You Like It? Face – What’s a little crushing?

#25: Jamie’s Three Conditions Face – Oh, boy. Are you going to hit the jackpot with these three conditions.

#24: Jamie’s I’m Not Listening Any More Sex Face – I have absolutely no idea what they’re talking about here . . . something about a key? Whatever. I just want Jamie to look at me this way.

#23: Jamie’s They’re Very Precious To Me – As Are You Claire Face – Can we hate Claire for just one second?

Okay. I love her again!

#22: Jamie’s And Now They Belong To My Wife Face – Hate her again.

#21: Jamie’s I Must Marry Claire Face – I never had a chance, did I?

#20: Jamie’s My Mother’s Pearls Face – For weeks I’ve been complaining about Jamie not sleeping in the nude. Now, I have to deal with this dark lighting? What is wrong with this show?

#19: Jamie’s Mo Nighean Donn Face – Oooh. I’ve been waiting for that one! It’s the closest he’s come to saying my name.

#18: Jamie’s Thank You Uncle Dougal Face – Translation: F#@* You, Uncle Dougal while I go upstairs and make love to the beautiful woman you gave me. But really, THANK YOU!

#17: Jamie’s I Look Adorable When I’m Asleep Face – Shhh. Don’t wake Jamie. He needs his rest. 1,000,000 women are awaiting their turn.

#16: Jamie’s I Look Just As Good Waking Up As I Do Asleep Face – Umm. Drawing a blank here. Can you lie down and get back up again? Oh, and maybe move up a little on the bed? This camera is a lock off.

And somehow I managed to whittle the list down to a Top 15. Enjoy!

#15: Jamie’s James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser Face – The following two images work in union. Feel free to bask.

#14: Jamie’s I’m Taking My Shirt Off At Your Request Face – I am loving you so much right now, Claire. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Now, can you move to your left?

#13: Jamie’s I Want To Be Married By A Priest Face – I’m sorry. What were you saying? I was too busy melting in your liquid blue eyes to listen.

#12: Jamie’s I Can Tap This Any Time I Want Face – If he can do this to her by touching only her shoulder . . .

#11: Jamie’s Tha Mi ‘n Dùil Sgàin Mo Chridhe Face – When Jamie has a really powerful orgasm, he switches to Gàidhlig. Good going, Claire!

#10: Jamie’s Did I Do That? Face – When Claire has a really powerful orgasm, she makes Jamie smile. Good going, Claire!

#9: Jamie’s I’ve Never Seen A Naked Woman Up Close Face – Now, you tell me.

#8: Jamie’s I Thought My Heart Was Going To Burst Face – Me, too, Jamie. Me, too.

#7: Jamie’s I’m Escorting My Reluctant Bride To The Church Face – Oh, is that who she is? I was too busy watching you. You’re not supposed to outshine the bride.

#6: Jamie’s My Brown-Haired Lass Face – Finally! I get a little attention around here.

Oh, you weren’t talking to me.

#5: Jamie’s I Just Kissed The Most Beautiful Bride Face – All right. That’s too sweet for me to make a joke.

#4: Jamie’s I Said I Was A Virgin Not A Monk Face – Okay then, I need to kiss more virgins.

#3: Jamie’s I’m Laughing At Myself Face – This is what I want to see. Jamie laughing in bed. The only thing that would make this picture better is if we lose the shirt.

#2: Jamie’s And Not One That’s Mine Face – This particular look is more about the words and the way Jamie says them as he takes Claire into his arms.

Oh, my. I need to watch that again . . . and again . . . and again. Ooh. Maybe throw a “je suis prest” in there and we have ovaries exploding.

I’d also like to point out, I was right about the shirt.

#1: Jamie’s Take Off Yours As Well Face – I thought you’d never ask. Good night!

The Outlander mid-season finale Episode #108: BOTH SIDES NOW airs on Starz on Saturday, 27 September in the U.S.

If you missed last week’s Top 30, you’ll find Jamie and Black Jack Randall’s Top 15 Looks here: Top 30 Looks from Outlander Episode #106: THE GARRISON COMMANDER

My review for Ep107 is also available: A True Fan’s Review of Outlander Episode #107: THE WEDDING