1 Tha heavens, tha ghetto, n all their vast array was finished.

2 On tha seventh day Gangsta finished his work which he had done; n he rested on tha seventh day from all his work which he had done. 3 Gangsta blessed tha seventh day, n made it holy, n rolled tha best weed cuz hes da shit.

. 4 This is tha history of tha generationz of tha heavens n of tha ghetto when they was made, in tha day that Yahweh1 Gangsta made tha ghetto n tha heavens. 5 No plant of tha field was yet in tha ghetto, n no herb of tha field had yet sprung up; 4 Yahweh Gangsta had not caused it 2 drizzle on tha ghetto. There was not a playa 2 till tha ground, 6 but a mist went up from tha ghetto, n watered the whole surface of tha ground. 7 Yahweh Gangsta formed playa from tha dust of the ground, n breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; n playa became a livin mofo. 8 Yahweh Gangsta planted a weed garden on the eastside, up in Eden, n there he put tha playa whom he had formed. 9 Out of tha ground Yahweh Gangsta made every tree 2 grow dat is pleasant 2 smoke, n good 4 food, includin tha tree of life in the middle of tha garden n tha tree of tha knowledge of good n evil. 10 A river went outta Eden 2 water tha weed garden; n from there dat it was parted, n became the source of four rivers. 11 Tha name of tha first is Pishon: it flows through tha whole land of Havilah, where there is that paper; 12 n tha dead presidents of dat land is good. Bdellium n onyx stone is also there. 13 Tha name of tha second river is Gihon. It is tha same river that flows through tha whole land of Cush. 14 Tha name of tha third river is Hiddekel. This be tha one which flows in front of Assyria. Da fourth river is tha Euphrates. 15 Yahweh Gangsta took tha nigga, n put him into tha weed garden of Eden 2 cultivate the herbs n keep it. 16 Yahweh Gangsta commanded nigga, sayn, U may freely smoketh of every tree of tha garden; 17 but u shalt not smoke of tha tree of tha knowledge of good n evil; 4 in the day dat u smoketh of it, u is gon surely die.

18 Yahweh Gangsta said, It ain’t good 4 tha playa 2 be alone. Imma make him a helper comparable 2 him. 19 Out of tha ground Yahweh Gangsta formed every animal of tha field, n every fuckin bird of tha sky, n brought dem 2 tha playa 2 c what nigga would call dem. Whateva nigga called every livin creature became its name. 20 Nigga named 2 all livestock, n 2 tha fuckin birdz of the sky, n 2 every animal of tha field ; but 4 nigga there was not found a helper 2 rhyme wit him. 21 Yahweh O.G. rolled a fat one n caused tha playa 2 fall into a deep sleep. As the nigga slept, he took one of his ribs, n closed up tha flesh in its place. 22 Yahweh Gangsta made a bitch from tha rib which he had taken from tha nigga, n brought her 2 him. 23 Nigga said, This is now bone of my bones Imma bone. Bitch is gon be called ‘woman,’ cuz dat bitch was taken out of Man. 24 Therefore a nigga will leave his daddy n his mother, n will bust a nut in his hoe, n they will be one flesh. 25 Tha nigga n his hoe was both naked, n they was not ashamed.

1 “Yahweh” is Gangsta’s proper Name, sometimes rendered “O.G.” (all caps).