You’re drunk, White House. Go home.

@WhiteHouse has been reduced to selling Obamacare with cutesy mice and panda graphics. #Desperation — Laura ~ Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ (@conservbtfly) September 26, 2013

From a panda to a lab mouse, the desperate White House is now selling the “Adorable Care Act” BuzzFeed-style.

But this time, the White House really phoned it in. You can “rest easy” knowing President Obama and the Dems are experimenting with your health care coverage! Just like this lab mouse.

I see children are running @whitehouse twitter feed again today, let's all take healthcare advice from rodents! yay! http://t.co/6mu2yN75Ku — Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) September 26, 2013

Normal people wouldn't use a product that's been infiltrated by mice…Someone else tell @whitehouse. #ObamaCare — Jean R. Ewing (@GenNerd) September 26, 2013

I rescind opposition to @whitehouse using mice to tout #ObamaCare…Things like this should be tested on mice prior to human consumption — Jean R. Ewing (@GenNerd) September 26, 2013

Call PETA. @whitehouse using lab mice to sell obamacare. http://t.co/RmaxrjzZpJ — Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) September 26, 2013

Rather fitting that @whitehouse would push Obamacare with mice, the same rodent that helped kill millions during the Black Death. — J.R. Salzman (@jrsalzman) September 26, 2013

Worth a try at this point, no? https://t.co/2PaNDhHQvB — Allahpundit (@allahpundit) September 26, 2013

A fitting response:

Dear @whitehouse, @BarackObama: take it from this cute little guy…your health plan sucks. pic.twitter.com/D3moLb9icD — Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) September 26, 2013

Up next: “I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand”?