

I know women like to feel beautiful. Feeling beautiful seems to be very important. If one of my buddies ever told me he wanted to feel beautiful, I’d thank him for sharing, then kick him in the snout and have sex with his girlfriend. Which all circles back to why men have boring underwear. It’s just much safer.

Here’s Candice Swanepoel in her underwear. It’s not really hers, though I would buy it online from her if she could prove she wore it.

Photo Credit: Victoria’s Secret