Maid: "And might I suggest a daffodil ribbon for his hair, Ma'am? It would go well with the lilac."



Aunt: "No, Beverly, I bought Robert a hat to go with the lilac dress. And besides, the hair ribbon might interfere with his gag."



Maid: "His gag, Ma'am?"



Aunt: "We'll be taking a cab into town and I want all who see him at Harrods to know that he is being punished, so please spray two of my lace handkerchiefs with perfume; we'll stuff one in his mouth and tie the other around the bottom of his face to keep him silent. But I like your suggestion of the ribbon. We'll use it to bind his hands behind him. Now go get the petticoat, Beverly. Um...make that two petticoats. We wouldn't want young Robert's man parts making an appearance under the dress."



Maid: "Yes, Ma'am. Of course, Ma'am"