Reasons You Haven’t Been Called An Online Feminist Icon

-not pretty enough

-only know a few Beyonce songs

-over 30

-does not roll eyes enough, in person or proverbially

-has never been asked where you got that lipstick

-does not wear lipstick

-has problems with Nicki Minaj

-doesn’t really care about cute animals

-has never used the fingernail painting emoji

-only sort of knows the difference between emojis and emoticons

-has never called anyone “Queen”

-has never posted a screen grab of an asshole from Tinder

-eyebrows not on fleek

-over 30