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"One well-off Arab family in London hired a maid from Indonesia. She worked for them for 15 years and stole the whole time... She was fired immediately, but incorrectly — with no witnesses, in a personal conversation with the lady of the house. The Indonesian woman sued them. ... It got more complicated because the ex-maid was hired illegally. The Arab family had to make more excuses when the court tried to work out whether they'd taken the Indonesian woman's passport and kept her in London against her will, like she claimed... How can you sue, and, more importantly, find a Moldovan maid who'll make off with your grandmother's diamond earrings one fine day? How can you fire a Russian nanny in America you didn't like who is threatening to sue you for hiring illegals?"