Dildo in suitcase! ViralHog

OK so this guy just got schooled by his dad after he left a 12-inch sex toy in his luggage for airport security staff to find.

Fewer things as surprising as that, as, from my own humble experiences, guys don’t take dildos on holiday.

I can only imagine the shock this son got in front of his dad when security discovered the sex toy, alongside a jar of lubrication. Insult to injury!

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The clip shows the son’s mortified expression as the banter moment unfolds.

Ted Andressen, from New Orleans, Louisiana, can be heard laughing his ass off while his son looks more and more humiliated as the airport worker lifts the object out of his his suitcase with a smile on her face. Well you would wouldn’t you! Who takes a sex toy on holiday!

Mr Andressen posted the footage on his Facebook account with the caption: ‘When you plant a 12 inch dildo and lube in your sons carry on. Priceless.’

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The footage has, of course, gone hugely viral, with a total view-count of 22 million times and 446,000 shares. All those eyes, all those laughs, thanks to one dads’ insatiable taste for patter. Inspiring stuff, really.

The clip shows him filming his son, who remains unnamed, while waiting for the female member of security staff to discover the dildo.

After pulling out a transparent bag, the son spots the trembler for the first time.

As his father bursts out into a great laugh, the embarrassed son turns to the people behind him with his hand over his face. You just got pranked by the prank patrol, bro!

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One of the people with the dad and son comes out and consoles the poor lad.

The airport worker can also be seen smiling as she says: ‘Look at you, you don’t know what’s in your bag.’

The son eventually turns to the camera and says: ‘A**holes.’

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A man off camera can then be heard saying: ‘Sorry for wasting your time ma’am.’

School boy error. Theres an easy way to avoid this situation. What I do when I’m about to go on holiday is put my dildos away in a safe under my bed so I know for sure there’s no funny business in regards to theft. No airport security is seeing my quakers thank you very much!