This article first appeared in Attitude issue 281, April 2017. RuPaul's Drag Race season 8 runner-up Kim Chi is a walking, talking sashaying, tall-as-fuck live-action anime character and fashion model with razor-sharp wit.Team Kim Kardashian.It matches his teeth nicely.A giraffe in a zoo in Antarctica. It never wanted to be there.Give us the sickening glamour you brought us when you were a guest judge on Project Runway.Someone peed in the garbage can once because they had to go so bad. Have you ever had sex in drag? Have I ever had sex? WAs someone who doesn’t drink, anytime is too early if you gon’ act a fool while drunk.A very yummy and fragrant veggie thali. Curry’s worth it and yet no one wants to have sex with curry breath. Am I right, ladies?Dance like nobody is booing.Chicken broth, leeks and potato.Alexander McQueen, Coco Chanel, Bea Arthur and Amy Winehouse. Should be an interesting mix of alcohol and conversation.I’d have to define the meaning of success first, which I’m still searching for.Jennifer lied about her boob job.I’ve heard big girls give better head because they’re always hungry. So, whichever one of them is bigger at the moment.Few of them are men in disguise.Being memorable. The August issue of Attitude is out now. Buy in print subscribe or download