As told by College Carrot…



Hey Guys! I’m a completely random and abnormally large carrot that was adopted at the Missoula Farmer’s Market! Enjoy my classic college night out on the town courtesy of Snapchat!

So stoked on the weekend! Finally some free time!

So much room for activity today!

Mother of Pearl! Just got called into work… Actually the worst thing ever!

Can’t I just have one day where I didn’t have to do anythingggg?!

Finally done with work!! I’m just gonna chill before I hit the town with my bros.

Trying to time the perfect nap so I wake up ready to rally.

Ugh… forgot this stupid assignment is due by midnight!

Love it when my professors have assignments due on Saturday’s….

Finally time to head downtown!

Oh I’m feelin’ myself tonight!

It’s been quite a week! I deserve to go hard… right?

Finally lettin’ lose tonight! A Dirty Girl always does the trick.

Catching the highlights with my bros



Maybe I’ll actually just have a chill night tonight.

Shots all around!

Or maybe not…?

So who thought Tequila was a good idea?!

I just need a minute…

Seriously who keeps buying these shots?!

Maybe I should probably be cut off?

Well this is embarrassing…

Tip: ordering a “blue dolphin on the rocks” at the bar is code for ice water.

Love me some late night food truck action!

I’ll only know this happened when I check my bank statement tomorrow… #blacked

So…. is the bus even still running?

Literally I think I’ve been here for 2 hours…

Um… Can you tell me when we get to my street?



Where am I?

Too. Tired. Can’t. Walk.

Lil’ help over here.

Oh, sweet relief!

Honestly It’s a Christmas miracle that I ended up in my bed tonight.

Dear God… Everything hurts…

Hard core on the struggle bus. Am I still drunk?

I am never drinking again.

Anyone down for round 2?

Created by: Jack Naigus, student at the University of Montana