The problem with internet porn, if we really have to nitpick, is that pictures of hunky men lack anything to actually physically squeeze. What’s to be done?

Mouse pads to the rescue! Apparently, it is a thing to make sexy mousepads with butt cheeks over the gel pads. (Or over the boobs, if you’re a lady-fancier.)

DeviantArtist Strobolights recently held a giveaway for a gel mousepad featuring Fire Emblem’s Chrom, offering the viewer a come-hither whimper. Those are some cheeks!

Fortunately, even if you missed the giveaway or Chrom’s not your type, there are plenty of other naughty mousepads to be had. Click through for a collection of our favorites.