WASILLA, Alaska — Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who recently curbed her demanding speaking schedule in order to care for her injured husband Todd, found time to support Ted Cruz’s call for stricter monitoring of Muslim neighborhoods throughout America.

Taking to Facebook, the 56-year-old former vice presidential candidate listed several “easily enactable proposed neighborhood educational implementationary actions” that the country must adopt to slow “the growing Arabian influences” throughout the US:









“1. It is a well-documented fact that Arabic numerals are implicated in phone numbers of suspected terrorists, so I urge an immediate ban on the teaching and use of Arabics in our schools, including those dangerous numerical symbols and radicalized icons. 2. Islamically potential influences in our schools start with early subversive teachings along with spoonfed indoctrinations which are often used as recruitment tools and the resulting weaponry. 3. I urge homeschooler parents to more heavily scrutinize informational materials and enact self-regulated Arabics bans throughout the home, if applicable, especially for the younger pupils. 4. We need a more Americanized system of numerology throughout the United States and her vast holdings and territories.”

In keeping with the Republican party’s platform of proposed safeguards, Palin also called for advanced screening for all teachers:

“If foreign elements can swimmingly cross over the river and through the woods, they can just as easily infiltrate the teaching profession in ways we must not encourage. These dangerous foreign walk-overs who look more and more like real every-day normal Americans, lured with gift baskets and teddy bears, often blend into the very footholds of our societal norms after establishing dangerous toeholds.”

Palin, known as a vocal and athletic supporter of Donald Trump, said that she is now a “double-barreled, locked and loaded supporter” of both Trump’s and Ted Cruz’s proposed guidelines for stricter immigration laws, border protections and neighborhood “scrutinies.”

An earlier version of this report incorrectly stated Mrs. Palin’s call for the removal of Aerobics from physical education courses. The author regrets the error.















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