“Rules of the corp—– (they are here to keep everyone safe inside the corp)

#1. no spamming corp chat

#2. No killing corp members = perminate ban

#3 no stealing from the corp or allys”

That was the bio for “Dark Pheonix Armada”. When I saw that the CEO couldn’t properly spell “Phoenix” and his corp bio was so realistic, I was sold!

Mining Op 18j away.. Great. But nevertheless I got them to tell me if they had an Orca, which I’d go to the ends of the world for. So I made quick work and fitted a shitty Thorax and started to burn as fast as i could. About 10j out I find a proper logi and slow down for him to arrive first and scan down the Orca. Wouldn’t want to warp to an Orca sitting 0m off station. On my way i also happen to catch a retty on his way to the mining system. Another setback as i couldn’t let him see me in my Thorax. This seemed like a quick Orca kill and no retaliation. But I’m glad it wasn’t just that.

[ 2013.12.06 03:33:43 ] Sarah Andonald > Michelle II has the Orca

Thanks to the CEO I knew who was the Orca pilot. Logi confirms Orca is in fact in a belt and so I warp on top of it and the pew pew began, but to my surprise there was a Moa keeping watch. Now for the majority of the time I could tank it along with the sea of drones thanks to my logi. Not all goes as planned as I made a mistake in not killing it quickly as more dps came down and my tank was breaking. Every 4th or 5th volley they’d chew into my armor. It was a slow and painful grid as my logi was unloading all highslots into my pure gank/shitty fit Thorax. This was when two guys from the beloved BU community came down and saved the whole situation. I couldn’t be more grateful. So now as I had shield, armor, and cap logi i was set to go on a little run.

During all the fun that was going on in that mining belt, Corp chat was buzzing.

[ 2013.12.06 04:58:45 ] Absolute Assistance > So, Shall we begin to negotiate?

[ 2013.12.06 05:01:58 ] Absolute Assistance > This all can end if we come to an agreement.

[ 2013.12.06 05:03:18 ] Michelle II > entertain me

[ 2013.12.06 05:04:19 ] Absolute Assistance > 300mil and a medal fro the corp.

[ 2013.12.06 05:07:37 ] JTClone Ares > Yestin grab a combat ship Aere III – Asteroid Belt 1 now

[ 2013.12.06 05:07:42 ] JTClone Ares > Aere

[ 2013.12.06 05:10:15 ] Sarah Andonald > Absolute Assistance its not worth it

[ 2013.12.06 05:11:08 ] Sarah Andonald > stop firing or i will bring back my attack frigate

[ 2013.12.06 05:11:18 ] Chris Allan Barr > lol he isnt going to…

[ 2013.12.06 05:11:41 ] Chris Allan Barr > so just do whatever you gotta do to get rid of him either pay him or pop him…thats how this works…

[ 2013.12.06 05:11:51 ] Sarah Andonald > Absolute Assistance if you keep attacking you are kick from the corp and you have a very hard time finding a new corp

I loved that so much. So so much.

[ 2013.12.06 05:11:56 ] Chris Allan Barr > why havent we figured this out yet?

[ 2013.12.06 05:11:57 ] Sarah Andonald > and i promise you that

[ 2013.12.06 05:12:30 ] Elvis Jhonson > just pop him

[ 2013.12.06 05:12:45 ] Chris Allan Barr > he already has another corp…dont guess you noticed the person flying around repping him?

[ 2013.12.06 05:13:28 ] Elvis Jhonson > well there goes the war on peace again

[ 2013.12.06 05:14:30 ] The Toxygen > hey team

[ 2013.12.06 05:14:54 ] Erris Tsahl > hurrlurr, we have an incident happening

[ 2013.12.06 05:15:04 ] The Toxygen > ?

[ 2013.12.06 05:15:04 ] Erris Tsahl > assistance is attakcing michelle

[ 2013.12.06 05:16:07 ] Erris Tsahl > put quite the damper on our mining operation

[ 2013.12.06 05:16:30 ] Chris Allan Barr > So who keeps recruiting these people?

[ 2013.12.06 05:17:35 ] Sarah Andonald > that was Jt recruit

[ 2013.12.06 05:17:52 ] Chris Allan Barr > havent the last like 3 people that have done this been HIS recruit?

[ 2013.12.06 05:18:14 ] Erris Tsahl > coincidence i’m sure

[ 2013.12.06 05:18:37 ] Chris Allan Barr > Just saying walmart doesnt do well as a CORPORATION bc it hires people that burn their buildings down

[ 2013.12.06 05:18:59 ] JTClone Ares > i aint recruiting anyone

[ 2013.12.06 05:19:23 ] Chris Allan Barr > Probably would be best

[ 2013.12.06 05:21:56 ] Sarah Andonald > kill Absolute Assistance

[ 2013.12.06 05:22:01 ] JTClone Ares > on it

[ 2013.12.06 05:22:03 ] Sarah Andonald > so i can kick her from corp

[ 2013.12.06 05:22:54 ] Enola Reven > http://ridetheclown.com/eveapi/audit.php

[ 2013.12.06 05:33:27 ] Absolute Assistance > You should pay me.

[ 2013.12.06 05:35:03 ] Michelle II > i’ll give you 200

[ 2013.12.06 05:35:21 ] Absolute Assistance > 200 mil and a medal.

[ 2013.12.06 05:35:34 ] Michelle II > i don’t control medals

[ 2013.12.06 05:35:55 ] Absolute Assistance > Tell you CEO to hand me a medal.

[ 2013.12.06 05:36:10 ] Absolute Assistance > And 200mil. From whoever.

[ 2013.12.06 05:36:23 ] Yestin > I’ve back

[ 2013.12.06 05:36:28 ] Michelle II > well i have to sell some stuff to get the money

[ 2013.12.06 05:36:30 ] Yestin > …What’s going on?

[ 2013.12.06 05:36:44 ] Erris Tsahl > assistance is attacking michelle

[ 2013.12.06 05:36:46 ] JTClone Ares > Absolute Assistance kill that guy

[ 2013.12.06 05:37:12 ] Erris Tsahl > put quite the damper on the mining op

[ 2013.12.06 05:37:24 ] Yestin > Simple rules! Ok where are ya’ll?

[ 2013.12.06 05:37:30 ] Erris Tsahl > aere

[ 2013.12.06 05:37:41 ] Erris Tsahl > Aere

[ 2013.12.06 05:37:49 ] Erris Tsahl > the first asteroid belt

[ 2013.12.06 05:37:55 ] Yestin > OMW

[ 2013.12.06 05:38:16 ] Erris Tsahl > he has a repair boat helping him

[ 2013.12.06 05:38:55 ] Yestin > What vessel is he in?

[ 2013.12.06 05:39:03 ] Michelle II > thorax

[ 2013.12.06 05:39:25 ] Absolute Assistance > So michelle 200mil and it’s all over.

[ 2013.12.06 05:39:46 ] Michelle II > like i said i have to sale stuff

[ 2013.12.06 05:40:03 ] Yestin > End this Absolute, I’m coming to destroy you

[ 2013.12.06 05:40:19 ] Absolute Assistance > Michelle II Just contract me your stuff.

[ 2013.12.06 05:40:34 ] Siderea Incensus > Evening

[ 2013.12.06 05:40:45 ] Yestin > Hi sid

[ 2013.12.06 05:40:51 ] Yestin > We’ve a traitor on

[ 2013.12.06 05:41:04 ] Yestin > Can no one kick absolute from the corp?

[ 2013.12.06 05:41:04 ] Erris Tsahl > Absolute Assistance needs to be blown up

[ 2013.12.06 05:41:05 ] Absolute Assistance > Sarah, I’d like a medal.

[ 2013.12.06 05:41:16 ] Erris Tsahl > not till he is in a station apparently

[ 2013.12.06 05:41:52 ] Siderea Incensus > What did he do?

[ 2013.12.06 05:42:08 ] Erris Tsahl > attacking Michelle II

[ 2013.12.06 05:42:10 ] Madison Synclair > sad day

[ 2013.12.06 05:42:18 ] Erris Tsahl > while we were on mining op

[ 2013.12.06 05:42:30 ] Siderea Incensus > impressive cowardice

As you could imagine, They soon turned into very rude corpmates. Something I didn’t understand! As anybody can see I kept my composure and remembered my manners.

[ 2013.12.06 05:49:44 ] Absolute Assistance > Coming to play?

[ 2013.12.06 05:49:54 ] Yestin > *nods*

[ 2013.12.06 05:50:02 ] Sarah Andonald > absolute you are a bad person

[ 2013.12.06 05:50:09 ] Sarah Andonald > but yes we are all going to kill you

[ 2013.12.06 05:50:29 ] Staleek Crais > Sarah send me fleet

[ 2013.12.06 05:51:43 ] Siderea Incensus > I love moronic kids who do dumb things

[ 2013.12.06 05:52:33 ] Elvis Jhonson > I love pretentious assholes that play video games all day so they can gloat about being bigger than other people

[ 2013.12.06 05:52:44 ] Absolute Assistance > This is fun.

[ 2013.12.06 05:53:01 ] Sarah Andonald > Absolute Assistance is killing everythin

[ 2013.12.06 05:53:07 ] Sarah Andonald > so please kill her

[ 2013.12.06 05:53:08 ] Siderea Incensus > And you sir with every word prove how pathetic you truly are

[ 2013.12.06 05:53:12 ] Sarah Andonald > so i can ban her from corp

[ 2013.12.06 05:53:27 ] JTClone Ares > thats okay elvis just remember thats those players arent worth shit in life

[ 2013.12.06 05:53:30 ] Sarah Andonald > Sidera

[ 2013.12.06 05:53:35 ] Sarah Andonald > are you on the teamspeak

[ 2013.12.06 05:53:36 ] Elvis Jhonson > My point exactly u tool

[ 2013.12.06 05:53:42 ] Siderea Incensus > Getting on

[ 2013.12.06 05:54:03 ] Elvis Jhonson > and Your right JT

[ 2013.12.06 05:54:34 ] JTClone Ares > i have played games the right way not the asshole way

[ 2013.12.06 05:54:59 ] Absolute Assistance > Aww

[ 2013.12.06 05:55:17 ] Siderea Incensus > Bitches get stitches lol

[ 2013.12.06 05:55:32 ] Siderea Incensus > You mad kid?

[ 2013.12.06 05:55:39 ] Absolute Assistance > lol

[ 2013.12.06 05:55:43 ] Absolute Assistance > Wanna come play?

[ 2013.12.06 05:55:50 ] JTClone Ares > piss me off and i would love to see you die in a nice big crater

[ 2013.12.06 05:56:00 ] Siderea Incensus > I am coming…. in your GF

[ 2013.12.06 05:56:01 ] Absolute Assistance > JT come at me bro.

[ 2013.12.06 05:56:19 ] JTClone Ares > no

[ 2013.12.06 05:56:20 ] JTClone Ares > i am good

[ 2013.12.06 05:56:28 ] JTClone Ares > i dont have time to deal with shit like you

[ 2013.12.06 05:56:46 ] Erris Tsahl > he’s not even worth talking to, just block the damn troll

Naturally nobody did. And I was now on the CEO’s TS3, which on it’s own had so much gold i should have recorded. But as this all was going on they put up a fleet to come after me. In which I simply couldn’t tank the volleys and eventually went down. Mind you this wasn’t a quick defeat. I hero tanked them all for what seemed like an hour but realistically more like 10 minutes if that.

Sadly the Orca loot also went but I didn’t need the 5mil change it dropped. Now I’m not known to stay in a corp for a very long time. I like to receive my kill mails along with payment and a medal. All of which I received. Then follow up with sending them a WD or two. And finally leave on the look for another corp to service.

But these guys weren’t done as the CEO demanded for API keys all around.

[ 2013.12.06 06:36:45 ] Sarah Andonald > everyone give me your api

[ 2013.12.06 06:36:59 ] JTClone Ares > api?

[ 2013.12.06 06:37:07 ] Enola Reven > sec

[ 2013.12.06 06:37:10 ] Erris Tsahl > (noob) how does i do that?

[ 2013.12.06 06:37:13 ] Enola Reven > JTClone Ares ill give you a link

[ 2013.12.06 06:38:08 ] Enola Reven > community.eveonline.com/support/api-key/

[ 2013.12.06 06:38:51 ] JTClone Ares > I am using steam atm

[ 2013.12.06 06:39:05 ] JTClone Ares > oh look sign in through steam

[ 2013.12.06 06:39:34 ] Enola Reven > 2790554Verification Code: T008pIqY7LeT97nBYnFXizGmtzpgSO5x7qaLYFW5Zp6lbEsOWmdeqbUjdIPHjmjtAccess Mask: 268435455Expires: 2014/11/18

[ 2013.12.06 06:40:46 ] Erris Tsahl > verification code: ecTqtOHuuc0gCNdMmP5lWszVKYM3QrEoQ2kMTAJMdRxmKkdxSghMyOiHSNfqV9hZ

[ 2013.12.06 06:41:08 ] Erris Tsahl > access mask: 253100046

[ 2013.12.06 06:41:58 ] Enola Reven > the code and the key is all you need to link

[ 2013.12.06 06:42:03 ] Enola Reven > ffr

[ 2013.12.06 06:42:03 ] Absolute Assistance > No yea, post your API’s here instead of in a evemail.. good!

[ 2013.12.06 06:42:15 ] Enola Reven > i welcome you to it

[ 2013.12.06 06:42:26 ] Erris Tsahl > 2855016 key id

[ 2013.12.06 06:42:29 ] Erris Tsahl > there

[ 2013.12.06 06:42:40 ] JTClone Ares > one sec i gotta go to my email

[ 2013.12.06 06:46:30 ] Siderea Incensus > OK evemailed My APi to ya

[ 2013.12.06 06:48:38 ] Yestin > Guys

[ 2013.12.06 06:48:46 ] Yestin > You realize you posted your API in the corp chat

[ 2013.12.06 06:48:52 ] JTClone Ares > lol

[ 2013.12.06 06:48:55 ] Erris Tsahl > for in case my disjointed posts were undecipherable, i’ve sent you a message with my api

[ 2013.12.06 06:48:55 ] Staleek Crais > lol

[ 2013.12.06 06:49:04 ] JTClone Ares > dont post it in corp chat

[ 2013.12.06 06:49:08 ] JTClone Ares > eve mail it

[ 2013.12.06 06:49:21 ] Staleek Crais > it happens :-S

[ 2013.12.06 06:49:23 ] Absolute Assistance > You’re welcome for the advice fellas.

You ever get the feeling like you’re the smartest person in the room?

Anyways they continued to give me the tears I need to sustain myself.

[ 2013.12.06 06:51:38 ] JTClone Ares > oh wait Absolute Assistance cant dock because he is a pussy in outer space

[ 2013.12.06 06:51:59 ] JTClone Ares > I said and i dont give a hoot

Guys, He doesn’t give a hoot.

[ 2013.12.06 06:52:06 ] Staleek Crais > lol maybe a “friend” can bring a ship for him too

[ 2013.12.06 06:52:17 ] JTClone Ares > XD

[ 2013.12.06 06:52:19 ] Siderea Incensus > He is mad his dady doesnt love him like his boyfriend does…….

[ 2013.12.06 06:52:21 ] Erris Tsahl > can we please not feed the troll?

[ 2013.12.06 06:52:21 ] JTClone Ares > yes maybe

[ 2013.12.06 06:52:37 ] Absolute Assistance > mmm tears

[ 2013.12.06 06:52:46 ] JTClone Ares > just realize Absolute Assistance you started it

[ 2013.12.06 06:52:53 ] Siderea Incensus > So many issues…. so little money for therapists

[ 2013.12.06 06:53:00 ] Staleek Crais > lol

[ 2013.12.06 06:53:30 ] Siderea Incensus > Therapist The Rapist

[ 2013.12.06 06:53:53 ] Japan’s Counsil > Absolute Assistance lol he is still in corp =P

[ 2013.12.06 06:54:04 ] JTClone Ares > ha lol and yep

[ 2013.12.06 06:54:09 ] JTClone Ares > just stay docked for now

[ 2013.12.06 06:54:12 ] Elvis Jhonson > there we are again

[ 2013.12.06 06:54:18 ] Staleek Crais > Absolute Assistance nothing to say?? you did shout up few mins ago

[ 2013.12.06 06:54:24 ] JTClone Ares > i am going to go on a killing sprey tomorrow and allthoughout the weekends

[ 2013.12.06 06:54:27 ] Absolute Assistance > What’s up?

[ 2013.12.06 06:54:53 ] Staleek Crais > hey come on guys dont kick him.. maybe we can have fun with him tomorrow

[ 2013.12.06 06:55:05 ] Absolute Assistance > hahaha Dont kick me!

[ 2013.12.06 06:55:10 ] JTClone Ares > yes let us have fun

[ 2013.12.06 06:55:17 ] JTClone Ares > i want to see him die so many times

[ 2013.12.06 06:55:18 ] Elvis Jhonson > u still commin for the orca wreck?

[ 2013.12.06 06:55:25 ] Siderea Incensus > He cant

[ 2013.12.06 06:55:29 ] Absolute Assistance > Why? It dropped change.

[ 2013.12.06 06:55:31 ] Siderea Incensus > He doesnt have the balls

[ 2013.12.06 06:55:41 ] Absolute Assistance > lol

[ 2013.12.06 06:55:45 ] Staleek Crais > we need to buy the orca back

[ 2013.12.06 06:56:03 ] Absolute Assistance > All i wanted was 200mil to keep the Orca alive.

[ 2013.12.06 06:56:06 ] Absolute Assistance > But nope.

[ 2013.12.06 06:56:08 ] JTClone Ares > oh dont worry i will get 1

[ 2013.12.06 06:56:21 ] Staleek Crais > my last corp has a safe spot entrance to low sec we can do money there

[ 2013.12.06 06:56:40 ] JTClone Ares > oh sorry we dont deal with a person like you who has the name of an asshole taped to there forhead

[ 2013.12.06 06:56:55 ] Siderea Incensus > Only taped?

[ 2013.12.06 06:57:01 ] Siderea Incensus > I thought it was tatooed

[ 2013.12.06 06:57:02 ] Erotas Love > hey guys

[ 2013.12.06 06:57:22 ] Yestin > Ahoy

[ 2013.12.06 06:57:51 ] Staleek Crais > you could get more if you were nice Absolute Assistance but not sr….

[ 2013.12.06 06:57:59 ] Enola Reven > o/ Erotas Love

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:04 ] Absolute Assistance > I am very nice.

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:13 ] JTClone Ares > no just a dick really

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:19 ] Erotas Love > I cant wait to make my first bill off mining then ill go into the market

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:28 ] Staleek Crais > not like a player

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:43 ] Elvis Jhonson > nuthing but fucking ore in the wrecks

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:43 ] Absolute Assistance > Erotas Love Let’s go mining!

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:54 ] Erotas Love > sure where at

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:57 ] Sarah Andonald > Erotas Love dont trust

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:59 ] Absolute Assistance > lmao

[ 2013.12.06 06:58:59 ] Sarah Andonald > him

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:04 ] Sarah Andonald > he will kill you

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:07 ] JTClone Ares > or it

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:07 ] Staleek Crais > maybe you entretain your friends but thats doesnt mean you are nice.. and the other psicopath

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:11 ] Erotas Love > lol

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:16 ] Erotas Love > not like i have much to lose

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:22 ] Erotas Love > might be fun

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:24 ] Erotas Love > lmao

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:29 ] Absolute Assistance > That’s the spirit!

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:30 ] Yestin > Corporation bulletin: Block Absolute Assistance so I don’t feel like I’m missing out on these conversations 😀

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:43 ] Absolute Assistance > Oh you’re missing out.

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:57 ] Erris Tsahl > i blocked him from the beginning

[ 2013.12.06 06:59:59 ] Erotas Love > Fear is never a option just clear thinking and correct reactions to actions

[ 2013.12.06 07:00:04 ] Erris Tsahl > not worth feeding the troll

[ 2013.12.06 07:00:21 ] Erotas Love > He is apart of Eve

[ 2013.12.06 07:00:43 ] Erotas Love > Even a troll has a use

[ 2013.12.06 07:00:43 ] Sarah Andonald > there is no more recruiting as wars happen

[ 2013.12.06 07:00:52 ] Sarah Andonald > so stop recruting

[ 2013.12.06 07:00:57 ] Erotas Love > Okay

[ 2013.12.06 07:05:55 ] Staleek Crais > damn what a corp i just joined 😛

[ 2013.12.06 07:06:06 ] Yestin > lol interesting times eh?

[ 2013.12.06 07:06:15 ] Michelle II > i like it

[ 2013.12.06 07:06:15 ] Siderea Incensus > Verry

[ 2013.12.06 07:06:17 ] JTClone Ares > during the early stages it is

[ 2013.12.06 07:06:24 ] Sarah Andonald > i hate how this is the 5th time this has happenedn

[ 2013.12.06 07:06:30 ] Sarah Andonald > lol

[ 2013.12.06 07:06:44 ] JTClone Ares > I need a relink for API

[ 2013.12.06 07:06:48 ] Siderea Incensus > coward kids with no lives but to greif others

[ 2013.12.06 07:06:51 ] Staleek Crais > really?? i even know this things can happen :-S

[ 2013.12.06 07:07:06 ] Sarah Andonald > this happened the first day i made the corp

[ 2013.12.06 07:07:25 ] Yestin > Sir, we may need to discuss security…

[ 2013.12.06 07:07:31 ] Sarah Andonald > about 6 days into the corp then 2 days after that then 5 days ago then today lol

[ 2013.12.06 07:07:40 ] Sarah Andonald > yes Yestin you are correct

[ 2013.12.06 07:07:51 ] Staleek Crais > wont happen again.. not in my watch

[ 2013.12.06 07:07:52 ] Siderea Incensus > Some kids just gotta greif

[ 2013.12.06 07:08:02 ] Erotas Love > lol

[ 2013.12.06 07:08:08 ] Erotas Love > eve is crazy