So sit back and crack open a nice tall cold can of LaCroix and ridicule our horrendous round-by-round selections.

Your old friends @LAKings decided to take a quick break during today's 18 holes at the Brentwood Country Club to submit our Stanley Cup picks.

First Round

Chicago Blackhawks vs Nashville Predators

The poor Predators have no chance competing against not one, not two, but three (!!!) of the NHL's Top 100 players of all time.

Pick: Blackhawks



Minnesota Wild vs St. Louis Blues

At a raucous XCel Energy Center, Bruce Boudreau watches Zach Parise score a game-winning goal in Game 7. Unfortunately for Boudreau, it was an attempted clearing attempt that snuck past Devan Dubnyk.

Pick: Blues



Anaheim Ducks vs Calgary Flames

Tweet from @LAKings: Bob Miller's view from Anaheim. #ThankYouBob pic.twitter.com/aMXrYkKdpH

The original Mighty Ducks play-by-play announcer Bob Miller leaves behind some good vibes at Honda Center.

Watch: Youtube Video

Pick: Ducks



Edmonton Oilers vs San Jose Sharks

Milan Lucic avenges last season's playoff loss to the Sharks.

...it only kinda, sorta, barely helps take the sting off.

Pick: Oilers



Montreal Canadiens vs NY Rangers

Once again, Dwight King proves that he is more handsome than Henrik Lundqvist.

Pick: Canadiens



Ottawa Senators vs Boston Bruins

"The Guy Who Should Have Won the Norris Trophy Last Season" leads his team into the second round.

Pick: Senators



Washington Capitals vs Toronto Maple Leafs

Tom Gilbert > Auston Matthews (duh)

Pick: Capitals



Pittsburgh Penguins vs Columbus Blue Jackets

Tweet from @LAKings: @BlueJacketsNHL we will go to the ends of the earth with you.

Pick: #Lumbus

Second Round

Chicago Blackhawks vs St. Louis Blues

Tweet from @soilentgibby: Made me some authentic St. Louis style pizza pic.twitter.com/B6Dfa7mlz8

Pick: Blackhawks



Anaheim Ducks vs Edmonton Oilers

Tweet from @EdmontonOilers: Good luck to @EdmontonJack, who's standing in for Hall of Fame broadcaster Bob Miller on the @LAKings TV broadcast for #ARIvsLAK tomorrow! https://t.co/3GOMO01gdM

Good vibes continue. Thanks for filling in, Jack Michaels!

Pick: Oilers



Montreal Canadiens vs Ottawa Senators

Tweet from @Paige_Kraemer: "Good luck to my dad @JimmyDowder26 & the @ontarioreign in their 1st playoff game!"- Arlo ���� #makeitreign pic.twitter.com/tX3NWNFiGT

Ontario, California? Ontario, Canada? Good enough for us.

Go Ontario hockey!

Pick: A̶r̶l̶o̶ ̶D̶o̶w̶d Ottawa Senators



Best hair flip, ever.



Washington Capitals vs Columbus Blue Jackets

The Blue Jackets are forced to forfeit the series as they were unaware they have to keep playing following first ever playoff series win.

Pick: Capitals

Conference Finals

Chicago Blackhawks vs Edmonton Oilers

Jeff Carter and his long-lost third son.

Pick: Oilers



Washington Capitals vs Ottawa Senators

Tweet from @TheCauldron: #Eagle #USA pic.twitter.com/8F4YxV9MIp

Pick: Capitals

Stanley Cup Final

Washington Capitals vs Edmonton Oilers

Tweet from @LAKings: Stanley Cup Moments: Episode 9 - Mr. Game 7WATCH: http://t.co/KcklHiksGo pic.twitter.com/iKNfNWb9qj