Hi, first of all allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Now that we got that out of the way let me tell you why I started this petition. We all love our favorite subreddit for jojokes, shitposts and memes.

People seem to not realize what a shitpost is. They assume it's just the name. Shitpost. That's wrong though. Shitposts are low effort memes that have simple formatting. Like a bullet being titled suicide and star platinums hand being titled "watching steel ball run animated" and shitposts can get repetitive with the same format but never get boring. That's what makes them unique.

I have gathered all of you on this petition to banish a certain meme that has been haunting this subreddit for a few days now. But has already become overwhelmingly annoying. Those memes are there to cast irony and confuse the beginners. The idea is to ironically spoil a carachters death or presence in other parts. It was considered funny for the first 3-4 times but after that people with no humor that could never make it out of the new segment saw it as an opportunity to gain free karma and make it to the front page.

That meme has gotten too repetitive and needs to be banished from this world. For it has hit a low even lower than KONO DIO DA!

HELP ME MY BROTHERS! LET US DO THIS TOGETHER!