i was so in love with stacia worchest er but i also hated her so much. there was a term for that in troll but i am not a troll so it didnt apply to me. instead i am dave strider.

even though i was dated jade i only though about stacia. sometimes when i come home at night i chill with sweet bro and hella jeff and they are looking at each other all gay and i think wow i wish i could look like at at stacia worchester.

jade is okay. i am mean she lets me see her boobs all the time and i jack off to it a lot but i want stacia worchester.

i heard the strong troll who i hate punched her or something but i dont care. then i heard from the shadowy figures she was pregnant with eridan's baby and i was full of RAGE. i punched a wall and made my first bleed but instead of going to the hispital like a pussy i covered it in bandages. l

ater that night after i fucked her jade asked what happened and i said i was training for boxing and she fell for that.

the shadowy figures are dark and mysterious hooded things that came to me one night before that and told me all mysteriously they are forces who are trying to keep stacia and me together. i was all about that so we drank beer together and now we get together and talk about the plan.

i couldnt even believe that someone other than me wanted me to end up with stacia. i didnt want to go to the hospital to visit her though because geromy was ther eand i am sick of seeing his pathetic loser face.

when she finally came back to class i decided to seduce her.

in the tennis court we met and i tried to get her horny for me. it usually wasnt very hard because i am prefect and also perfect for her. she didnt like it through which also enraged me.

i came back to my dorma nd masturbated angrily while jade sang me a sexy japanese song. we fucked.

then the shadow figures came in and i kicked her out so we can discuss the plan.

after we discussed the plan i went to frozen yogurt and though about how sneaky i was going to be.

then i went to sleep and before that i had no idea way to know that the next day the entire school was goingto be evacuated.