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Hitler Reacts to being changed from a T2 landing tour, to a one way...B2 air tour.

Hitler Reacts to getting a one way air tour

00:00 - 00:03 Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen

00:04 - 00:05 Expect winds out of the south gusting 35 knots

00:05 - 00:07 GCW is reporting broken at 1000' and 3sm visibility

00:08 - 00:12 We're showing airmet tango, sierra and zulu along the route

00:12 - 00:15 The radar is showing a line of cells moving north towards meadview

00:17 - 00:19 That's fine, at least I'll be in a T2

00:19 - 00:21 and I'll have plenty of gas to divert for weather

00:24 - 00:26 Captain Dingleberry

00:27 - 00:28 You were...

00:31 - 00:33 You were switched to a one way B2 air tour

00:34 - 00:36 The pax were rescheduled and are from Montreal Canada

00:53 - 00:58 Get out if you don't want to see me flip shit, throw things and cuss

01:13 - 01:15 Are you fucking kidding me!?!?

01:15 - 01:17 I'm switching from 14 into 37 with one way fuel!?!?!

01:18 - 01:23 Who the fuck is working in the tower today? Is Zack up there getting his rocks off?

01:25 - 01:28 This shit happens every fucking day

01:29 - 01:31 Of course they're going to give me rescheduled pax

01:31 - 01:34 Let me guess, I've got 800 lbs in the back seats?

01:34 - 01:37 Do they think I like cramming four full grown hippos into the back seats

01:37 - 01:40 and not be able to close the fucking sliding door?

01:40 - 01:42 Captain Dingleberry, I'm sorry but we had no one else

01:42 - 01:46 Of course you had no one else, because they're all flying swedish supermodels

01:46 - 01:48 Captain Dingleberry, I'm sorry but it's our only option

01:48 - 01:52 Get the leads to get off their asses and fly for once!

01:53 - 01:54 This is complete bull shit

01:56 - 01:57 Every day I come to work and pre flight 2 or 3 helicopters

01:57 - 02:00 and end up flying a completely different one

02:00 - 02:03 only to end up flying B2 air tours!

02:04 - 02:08 How am I supposed to get pilot appreciation in those hunks of junk?

02:08 - 02:13 I'll tell you how much money I made last week....three crumpled up ones from the DUB!

02:14 - 02:16 I can't do these one way B2 air tours anymore!

02:17 - 02:21 One of these days I'll tighten the frictions and jump out over the lake!

02:27 - 02:29 This is not sustainable day in and day out

02:30 - 02:34 I feel like a damn flying monkey!

02:34 - 02:36 I need a landing with three American couples

02:41 - 02:42 I didn't spend $60K on flight school

02:43 - 02:47 to come to the canyon and sweat my nuts off for this shit

02:48 - 02:53 They promised me money, huey's, and all the ass I want

02:54 - 02:56 Now I'm stuck wearing a riverboat captain costume

02:56 - 02:59 Flying the same damn tour, answering the same damn questions

03:00 - 03:02 The fucking Grand Canyon isn't man made you idiots!!

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, I know you only asked that once

03:14 - 03:16 I should have stayed at McDonalds

03:19 - 03:23 At least I could eat all the chicken mcnuggets I wanted

03:25 - 03:26 They gave me shits

03:31 - 03:33 Any of you want this flight?

03:40 - 03:46 If I have to fly this tour, in a damn B2

03:46 - 03:49 and someone asks me something stupid