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Eyes were rolled and sighs were sighed at the Saturday arvo pissup at Deano’s joint last weekend when notorious shit-stirrer Mark claimed to not be a fan of successful Australian Hip Hop group Hilltop Hoods.

Mark, who has previously claimed that pizza is “not that great” and dogs are “over-rated” – made the controversial statement during a lull in conversation before taking a slurp of beer and burping loudly.

“He’s full of shit, he says stupid stuff like this all the time” explained long-suffering acquaintance Troy.

“I heard him humming Cosby Sweater when we were getting the ice from the servo, so he’s just trying to get a reaction.”

“Once I heard him say that cold beer is underwhelming. Unfortunately he was at the Bathurst 1000 at the time and he ended up in the ICU for a week”.

Music Historian Timothy Byson agrees the skepticism is justified.

“Studies have repeatedly shown that the Hilltop Hoods are extremely popular with near total approval of their primary demographic: Australian males who have ears and aren’t dead” he said.

“Whilst it is theoretically possible that he genuinely dislikes the Hilltop Hoods, it is much more likely that he is a total douche-canoe who is trying to shit-stir his mates.”

I mean, come on; The Hard Road? Clark Griswold? Chase That Feeling? Seriously, anyone who doesn’t crank the stereo up and the car windows down when The Nosebleed Section are liars.”

Mark was unavailable for comment as he claimed that the Betoota Advocate was “not a credible source of information”.

