Given that Doctor Who features attractive British men using sonic screwdrivers and often has characters gasp “it’s bigger on the inside,” it’s odd that there hasn’t already been a porn parody of the longrunning series (or perhaps there is; we’re too scared to check). Either way the iconic British TV show that is legendary for frightening kids with its monsters is now set to traumatize youth in an entirely different way. Lee Roy Myers announced via Twitter that Wood Rocket—a porn and comedy site (as if we had to tell you)—will be releasing a porn parody of the show in May. The site already produces parodies like Game Of Bones and SpongeKnob SquareNuts, and it will now add Doctor Whore to its repertoire. Since that name leaves something to be desired—especially since its punchline is visual rather than auditory—we humbly suggest Doctor Screw as an alternative.

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