"What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the iPhone?"

"Gone are the days of biting off slice-sized chunks of banana and spitting them onto a serving tray…. Next on my wish list: a kitchen tool for dividing frozen water into cube-sized chunks.”

"As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”