Food & Drink This is the most insane milkshake in Los Angeles

Behold "The Big One", Twins Sliders' crazy-insane dessert/drink/meal-for-three, which is as absurdly excessive as it sounds -- but probably even more so, because it has, like, eleventy bazillion toppings blended right in (and yes, that is a Twinkie topper). So what's in it, and how's it done? Here's the step-by-step:

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Start by lining up all the ingredients to make sure you don't forget anything. Instantly start thinking about anyone you know who may have access to insulin.

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Then start with the base -- eight big 'ol scoops of vanilla...

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... and a "healthy" pour of whole milk to smooth it out.

This guy's two big for one canister, so you gotta double it up...

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... and then start topping, with two heaping spoonfuls each of brownie bites and Oreo crumbs...

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... Cap'n Crunch...

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... crushed graham crackers...

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... crushed M&Ms...

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... and mini marshmallows.

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Why did you think we were done? DO NOT WALK AWAY! Because you gotta add some Cinnamon Toast Crunch...

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... Butterfingers...

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... peanut butter cups...

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... and chocolate chip cookie dough. Phew. NOW we're done!

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OK, not quite yet: smooth it out again in the blender...

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... and then top it with a whole gat-dang Twinkie.

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