AUSTIN, Texas — Following the recent foreclosure on their two-bedroom home in Austin, local couple John and Rhonda Brand told reporters Thursday that they’ll be running a Kickstarter to help fund their third child.

“We’ve always wanted three kids, and this is honestly the only way we can afford to do that,” said Rhonda, 33. “The hardest part about all of this was deciding if we wanted to try raise the money on Kickstarter or Indiegogo.”

According to John, 34, the couple was tempted to choose Indiegogo because they did not have an application process and there is no minimum dollar amount to raise in order obtain the money. Ultimately, he said, they chose Kickstarter because of the name recognition.

“One of the biggest incentives we’re offering is if you pledge $10,000 or more, you can name our child,” said John. “The only real risk here is that our kid might end up with a stupid name like Chalupa Batman, or Atticus.”

The Brand’s confirmed to reporters they plan to use the money to help pay for their child’s food, shelter, college tuition, transportation, phone bill, health insurance and bail money well into the child’s late twenties.

Kyle Scanlan ran a fully funded kickstarter to keep him from having a kid.

Image by kickstarter.com.