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No sad lesbians = grouchy dictator. Hitler reacts to LiS 2 Reveal.

Hitler reacts to Life is Strange 2 Reveal

00:00 - 00:03 We'll be travelling across Oregon, to Mexico.

00:04 - 00:05 We'll be making stops here

00:05 - 00:07 here, and here.

00:08 - 00:12 We'll most likely be playing as Chris Eriksen's neighbors, the Diaz brothers.

00:12 - 00:15 Both the reveal trailer and Reddit leaks confirm this.

00:17 - 00:19 We'll be playing as Max or Chloe.

00:19 - 00:21 Life is Strange games always have female protagonists.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir...

00:27 - 00:28 They...

00:31 - 00:33 DONTNOD said Max and Chloe's story is over now.

00:34 - 00:36 LiS 2 will feature an original cast of characters.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who pre-ordered the Life is Strange "sequel", get out now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING?!

01:15 - 01:17 REPLACING CHLOE FUCKING PRICE WITH DANIEL DIAZ?!

01:18 - 01:23 AND MAX CAULFIELD WITH A GENERIC MALE PROTAGONIST?!

01:25 - 01:28 LIFE IS STRANGE WITHOUT SAD LESBIANS?

01:29 - 01:31 THEY'RE FUCKED!

01:31 - 01:34 THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!

01:34 - 01:37 WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR A STRAIGHT MALE PROTAGONIST?!

01:37 - 01:40 ALL WE WANT IS A PRICEFIELD SEQUEL DAMNIT!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, that isn't possible without canonizing an ending.

01:42 - 01:46 THEN EXPLAIN THE COMIC BOOK SERIES RELEASING LATER THIS YEAR!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, they want to start fresh for the sequel.

01:48 - 01:52 THEN HOW IS IT EVEN A SEQUEL?!

01:53 - 01:54 THEY SHOULD CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE!

01:56 - 01:57 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

01:57 - 02:00 THE TARGET AUDIENCE ISN'T EVEN THE SAME!

02:00 - 02:03 WE WANT LESBIAN FLUFF!

02:04 - 02:08 NOT FUCKING BROTHERLY LOVE!

02:08 - 02:13 AFTER BEFORE THE STORM WE DESERVE AN AMBERPRICE DLC AT LEAST!

02:14 - 02:16 THIS IS BULLSHIT!

02:17 - 02:21 THE BROTHER CARD ISN'T GETTING YOU OUT OF THIS ONE, DONTNOD!

02:27 - 02:29 WHERE IS MY LGBTQ+ REPRESENTATION?!

02:30 - 02:34 WE'RE HALF OF YOUR FANBASE!

02:34 - 02:36 HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US LIKE THIS?!

02:41 - 02:42 THE BAE ENDING WAS PATHETIC.

02:43 - 02:47 AND THEY KNOW THAT BUT INSTEAD OF A SEQUEL THEY GIVE US A FUCKING COMIC BOOK!

02:48 - 02:53 LIKE I'M IN FUCKING FIFTH GRADE AND STILL READ COMIC BOOKS!

02:54 - 02:56 AND AN AUTISM SIMULATOR.

02:56 - 02:59 CAPTAIN SPIRIT IS SHIT!

03:00 - 03:02 CHRIS IS AN OVERSENSITIVE AUTIST WITH A VOICE LIKE A GIRL.

03:04 - 03:07 He doesn't mean it Anna, he's just angry.

03:14 - 03:16 We just wanted Rachel to tell Chloe that she loves her.

03:19 - 03:23 We just wanted a happy ending for Max and Chloe.

03:25 - 03:26 We trusted them.

03:31 - 03:33 That we'd never have to play as a straight male again.

03:40 - 03:46 They write great female characters...

03:46 - 03:49 Where will we turn for well written lesbian teenagers now?