Movember is more than halfway over, which means a few things: Plenty of people have the creepier side of a beard already grown, needing only to backfill the remainder. Also, the infographics are coming. This one from Infolicious did the job, for instance. We won't claim growing a beard will cure cancer any better than growing a moustache will, but see our own science-based, non-partisan, envirionmentally-friendly graphic following the more "mainstream," "good looking" one from Infolicious.

Interesting points to be sure. But what of the beard? Clearly this is on a logarithmic scale so as to fit in limited space.

Photos CC licenced by dual1976b, plural, and grecpc respectively

The evidence speaks for itself.