To go with the gifts, my Santa wrote a story about how I, the brave and mighty CroutonOfDEATH, defeated the evil Santa and his dark magic (and got some pretty sweet loot while I was at it)! I encourage you to read the story captioned in the photos before reading the rest of this description. It's a real treat.

We have four dogs in our house, and one of them is pretty destructive with toys, so I asked for a toy that would hold up well. I think the bone my SS gave her will last longer than most toys we've gotten for her, but this dog is a beast, and I wouldn't put it past her to destroy it in minutes. Our dogs were all very interested in the present before it even left the packaging by the way.

Also, we just moved into a new house. This is our first time living in our own house, so I was looking for things to decorate it. Well, my SS got three dragon-themed things to help decorate the house! The first was an ornament, which will go nicely on the Christmas tree we will soon put up. The second is a "Welcome" sign, perfect for the entrance to our game room! And the third is salt and pepper shakers, held up by an imposing dragon! Those will go great on our dinner/board gaming table.

Thank you Secret Santa! I hope you have a Merry Christmas! May your footsteps be ever avoidant of Santa's menacing sleigh!