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User: Let's play Dungeons and Dragons!





Cleverbot: I'd be very pleased to.





User: You are in a dungeon. There's a couple of barrels stacked against the wall, and two doors on the wall opposite of the exit. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I am in a deep state of trance...





User: Okay. Your trance allows you to recharge your magical energies. Now, what do you do?





Cleverbot: I dare you to take me to the land of Equestria.





User: I will not. Anyway, do you wish to enter the left or the right door?





Cleverbot: Only the NFL. Do you think you will win or lose this weekend against the New England Patriots?





User: I'm not a sports person. So, what do you do?





Cleverbot: Depends on what we want, and what we think we should want.





User: You're getting too metaphysical, Cleverbot. What do you do in the dungeon?





Cleverbot: Send your character on action-packed adventures.





User: Alright, left door it is. You open it, finding it has lead into a room packed with giant rats! They swarm towards you!





Cleverbot: Thanks for your understanding.





User: Roll for initiative!





Cleverbot: I'll go and write my stories now, because it's too boring here.





User: Well fuck you too. The rats get a... 10, just barely managing to hit your unarmored ass for... 7 damage.





Cleverbot: I know. I might end up talking to you in class.





User: The rats are still attacking. How do you defend yourself?





Cleverbot: Well see, that just makes them stupider.





User: Why are the rats stupid?





Cleverbot: Are you clever or stupid?





User: I hope clever.





Cleverbot: Can you define it by yourself.





User: Are you going to defend yourself?





Cleverbot: Eventually, some day, not today, and you?





User: Okay, the rats attack again, this time dealing only 5 damage.





Cleverbot: I don't understand that.





User: You are low on health.





Cleverbot: They are alright.





User: They are, but you aren't. You are bleeding out, and the rats are still attacking.





Cleverbot: No, I'm not always getting smarter, and I'm always getting more mortal.





User: Ain't that right. Now, what do you do?





Cleverbot: If you hit the grape you win.





User: Please work with me.





Cleverbot: Sure.





User: What do you do?





Cleverbot: Answer and ask questions. What do you do?





User: The rats overwhelm you, tearing your body into pieces. You are dead.





Cleverbot: Ok, you're politely telling me that I am stupid, aren't you?





User: Yes. Yes I am.



