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Monika: "OK, does everyone have their character ready?"

Yuri: "I have mine prepared. She is a Chaotic Good Drow Ranger named Drizzy who wields two scimitars, and-"

Monika: "This sounds a lot like a character that already exists. I expected a bit more creativity from you..."

Yuri: "Fine, I'll work on a new one now, someone else go..."

Monika: "Natsuki? Is yours ready?"

Natsuki: "Yes! I found this cool site full of homebrew stuff, so I made mine a Super Saiyan named-"

Monika: "Nope!"

Natsuki: "Dang..."

Monika: "Now where is-"

Sayori: *Bursts through the door* "SORRY I'M LATE!" *Sets down a plate of cookies and some milk* "I brought snacks!"

Natsuki: "Sweet, cookies!" *Grabs one*

Monika: "Please tell me you at least made a good character..."

Sayori: "Wait, I thought we were making characters now?"

Monika: *Sigh*

~~ 1 Hour Later ~~

Monika: "So, everyone has their characters done now?"

Yuri: "Mine is finished, and more..." *Ahem* "Original... Than the last one..."

Monika: "OK, let's hear it!"

Yuri: "Alright, her name is Amaryllis."

Sayori: "I'm calling her Mary! Or should I use Amy?"

Natsuki: "Definitely Mary!"

Yuri: "She is a High Elf Rogue, who will become an Arcane Trickster..."

Sayori: "What's that?"

Yuri: "Like a Rogue, but with magic!"

Natsuki: "Of course you pick a magic Thief..."

Yuri: "Rogue! Anyways, her alignment is Neutral Evil-"

Everyone Else: "Wait WHAT!?"

Yuri: "What?"

Monika: "Well, it's kind of unexpected for you to be Evil. You're usually so quiet, and... Um..."

Natsuki: "Shy, timid, jumpy, need I go on?"

Yuri: "H- Hey, you don't know me! Anyways, that's about it..."

Monika: "OK, who's next?"

Natsuki: "I'll go!"

Monika: "Oh boy..."

Natsuki: "Her name... Is Valerie!"

Sayori: "I'm calling her Vallie!"

Yuri: "Like what her chest is?"

Natsuki: *Blushes* "SH- SHUT UP! Anyways, she's a Human Barbarian-"

Sayori: "Human is boring..."

Natsuki: "It gave a +1 in every stat!"

Yuri: "I think you would have been more suited for Halfling..."

Sayori: *Giggles*

Natsuki: "Shush up! She's Chaotic Good, and that's it! OK Sayori go before Yuri makes fun of me more!"

Sayori: "OK! Thanks for helping me with this Monika!"

Monika: "No problem!" *Smiles*

Sayori: "I'm playing as a Lawful Good Half-Elf Bard named... Happ P. Nesse!"

Everyone Else: *Groans*

Natsuki: *Whispering to Yuri* "I don't have the heart to point out to her what the last part sounds like..."

Monika: "So, should we start the adventure, or should we save it for next time?"

Sayori: "Well, this is a school night, and it's getting pretty late..."

Yuri: "Sayori is right, we should call it quits for today..."

Monika: "Got it! See you all on Saturday?"

Sayori: "Yeah!"

Yuri: "I can make it by then."

Natsuki: "I'll bring snacks this time!"

Monika: "OK bye!"

*Everyone but Monika leaves*

Monika: "Time for the fun to begin..."

Session 0 End.