Today in ridiculous celebrity baby names, Chicago rapper Chief Keef has made his newborn son a real-life billboard for his next album.

No, really — Sno FilmOn Dot Com Cozart is the kid’s actual name, inspired by Keef’s current record label, FilmOn Music. (FilmOn.com is the label’s website).



The ridiculous Greek billionaire Alki David, who owns FilmOne, announced the ridiculous news with a ridiculous statement: “Alki David has announced that Chief Keef and his newest baby mama have agreed to name the newborn Sno FilmOn Dot Com Cozart in order to promote the release of Sosa’s double album Bang 3 with FilmOn Music and MondoTunes on September 18th.”

Congratulations to Keef, his newest baby mama, and lil’ baby Sno. I hope you sell a lot of albums.