My power is back on! Shoutouts to my cousin-in-law for the assistance. Anyways, this chapter was to go up a few days prior, but I was also working on a deviantART exclusive fan fic at the same time, so I forgot about this for a while. Also, as I'm typing this, I'm currently getting ready for a family reunion, so yeah! I'm ready to pig out at the buffet table!

Uzume: "Well, it's about damn time!"

xXThis-Lucky-SonuvaXx: Indeed…

Disclaimer: I do not own Hyperdimension Neptunia. It belongs to Idea Factory and Compile Heart. OCs and any game references belong to their respective owners.

Way Past Cool (Kuro x Uzume/Orange Heart)

During peaceful days like today, a certain Loweean angel spent most of his days by a riverbank just outside of Planeptune, arms crossed behind his head as the chords of nature were juxtaposed against the roar of the city's industry in the distance.

He would spend hours there, alone with nothing but his thoughts, and sometimes a few friendly animals, not particularly waiting on anything. Sometimes, he'd skip rocks across the river, rest underneath a tree, and a few times he'd wallow in some existential crap. The important thing, however, was that he was occupying himself with something. If he was spending his time unproductively, then what reason would Kuro even have for living in Lowee in the first place, let alone under the same roof as Lady White Heart? Kuro was keeping himself happy, and so he kept his unwavering faith in his CPU high, which was all he really needed to do.

Things changed, though. After one day, he found himself rather perturbed by the appearance of a rather interesting individual, who deemed it necessary to make herself known around the quiet riverbank. The CPU of the Planeptune—no, not Neptune—of an alternate reality—no, not Plutia—named Uzume Tennoboushi was notorious for taking her work pretty seriously, and so seeing her wandering around inside and outside of the nation was a common occurrence. He wasn't aware that she often took strolls through the wilderness surrounding the city whenever she had the time to relax, or else Kuro would have took his choice of location more seriously. Imagine his surprise when he awoke from a particularly long afternoon rest to see that someone else had decided rather bashfully to slip silently onto the riverbank for the same reason he found himself here so frequently.

It's often said that someone's personality can be inferred from the expressions they pull while they sleep. Kuro could now say from the bottom of my heart that Uzume, despite her gruff exterior, was a rather open individual, for there was nothing he didn't already know about her that he could extract from her sleeping face. Nothing bar pure bliss was inscribed upon her features as she laid so casually beside him, using his chest as a pillow, when he awoke that afternoon.

Or, at least, Kuro imagined that that was the kind of face she was pulling, for he had far more important matters to attend to, like the fact that he was originally going to do a Guild quest when he awoke from his nap before noticing that this girl had so carelessly decided to plant themselves right next to him on a freaking riverbank. He kept his cool, though. Not out of any kind of fear, but because he didn't want to rouse what may have very well been the most important resident of her own dimension.

Said resident showed signs of stirring in her sleep as her eyes began to flutter open. The sight was adorable in of itself and, if Kuro had a camera, he would've take a picture of it; "G'morning, Sleeping Beauty."

One big yawn later, and Uzume was completely aware of what had happened and what she was doing. Lifting her head, she came face-to-face with the angel whose name she still couldn't pronounce correctly.

"Oh, hey, Ku… Kuz… "

"You STILL can't pronounce my name? Even though I told you to just call me 'Icarus' like how everyone under the sun does?"

"That name's hard to pronounce, too! I'm debating calling you either 'Hedgehog,' 'Spikes,' or 'K-Man.' Mainly 'cuz of your hair," Uzume tugged on one of Kuro's spikes to accentuate her point.

"I am a hundred percent against 'K-Man…' Never EVER call me 'K-Man…'" Kuro deadpanned. "Regardless, aren't you gonna exposition both me and the readers on how you ended up using me as a body pillow?"

"Oh, yeah. I was just on my way back to Planeptune after taking down some creeps, but I decided to stop by this river. Then, I saw you asleep and it made me sleepy. The whole using you as my pillow thing… I'm not sure," Uzume blushed near the end and looked away from him. What she didn't want to tell him was that she had purposefully cuddled up to him. Uzume had wanted him to make a move on her for a while now, but Kuro's almost insufferable innocence kept him from doing so. She grew frustrated at this and decided that if he won't do it, then she can. But there was one tiny, miniscule problem…

'I dunno how the f*** to do that!' she screamed in her mind. Hey! Look at the title of this story. And the description! There's an idea!

However, the only idea that Uzume came up with at that particular moment was; "Angie!"

"Isn't that a woman's name?"

"No, I mean you're an angel, right? So your new name shall be Angie!"

"How about we just stick to Hedgehog, 'kay?" Uzume seemed complacent with his request. They both separated (to Uzume's disappointment) and sat up, propping themselves up with their hands. "By the way, what's your HDD form like Lady Uzume?"

"Okay, first off: ix-nay on the ady-Lay. Makes me feel old. Secondly, haven't you seen me transform before?"

"No. We hardly ever go on any quests or fight in any battles together. We always just hang out whenever nothing bad is happening…" Kuro pointed out. Uzume had to agree, they only see each other during times of peace.

"Hmm… My share energy is different than how it is here, so I'm not entirely sure if I should right now…"

"Oh, m'kay. That's cool… I guess…" Uzume must've sensed his disappointment as she grabbed his hand and pulled his along and away from the riverbank.

"If you're gonna see me transform, then I'm gonna do it with style. Follow me."

Now, there are two things that Kuro wished that he had right now. The first was that he just wished that he had the handy ability of time travel right about now. That way, he would've slapped himself for asking about Uzume's HDD form and subsequently, stopped her from taking him to a random monster and showcasing it. The second thing he wished for was that he had remembered to eat lunch before coming here…

Grrruuumble…

'Dude, shut up! I'll feed you in a minute… well, more like—' Kuro checked his watch for the time. 'whenever Uzume decides to just transform and we can leave…'

Grrrrrruuumble…

'I'm gonna die before the hour's up, aren't I?' his lamenting was paused when he heard the sound of falling trees. A small grunt escaped him as he (and Uzume, who was STILL dragging him) stopped in their tracks. The ground littered with different sized depressions. Half of the trees in the area were either snapped in two or had deep gashes in the tree bark. What caught the pair's utmost attention was the trail of footprints that they had been following for a while. They looked to be a Fenrir's footprints, but something was off about them.

Number one: was their size. They obviously were a Fenrir's footprints. However, all of the ones that Kuro and Uzume had seen have never had this big of a footprint before. Continuing onwards, Uzume had noticed a clearing coming fast. As they progressed further ahead, the collateral damage made to the forest became worse and worse. Looking around once there, at first, nothing was there. The pair was greatly confused and walked to the dead center of the clearing. That was until Kuro and Uzume were assaulted by the sound of breathing on the back of their heads. They cautiously turned around, but nearly froze when they were met with two pairs of piercing red eyes. It was a Fenrir, but different. Mainly because it had two heads and it was MASSIVE.

Its body is a dark purple and black body with dark magenta spikes running down its back, as well as a "mane" of dark magenta tentacles around its head. Its tail has a dark magenta tip, and the beast sports four purple claws on each of its four legs. The most distinctive feature of this new monster is its yellow eyes, which has momentarily glowed red when it glared at Kuro and Uzume. The monster also sports a jagged mouth, blue markings on its face and body, and chains around its forelegs.

"This? We're gonna fight THAT?" he asked before the huge monster charged at the pair. Both of them managed to dodge the charge, but the Alpha Fenrir thought quickly and slammed the angel down using its tail. His body roughly skidded across the ground, little chunks of rubble grazing and cutting his back. Kuro ignored the pain for the most part.

Kuro shakily stood up and retreated into the woods before firing his bow under the cover of the forest. The Fenrir, already annoyed by his apparent cowardice opened one of its maws and breathed out and giant fireball. Kuro jumped to another branch and his eyes widened. The area he once stood was completely charred.

"This jerkoff can breath fire! Good to know!" Kuro stated the obvious just as Uzume leapt next to the beast and delivered a hard kick that shattered the air around them to the face, then hopped off and shouted into her megaphone. The Alpha Fenrir recoiled and then growled threateningly.

"Way to go. We just pissed him off even more," Kuro muttered in slight fear. At this point, both of them had realized that attacking it head-on was not an apt strategy. Unfortunately, they didn't even have time to formulate a proper one as the Alpha Fenrir leapt into the air, which was surprising considering its size, spun around vertically and seemingly pushed its weight onto the ground, trying to crush the redheaded CPU.

Said redhead sidestepped to and narrowly dodged the strike, but suddenly the world started spinning as the Fenrir used its hind legs to kick her and send her flying, Kuro catching her mid-flight. Before Uzume could send a quick thanks, the massive Fenrir lunged and slammed its fist into Kuro's chin, and he FLEW high in the sky. The Alpha then grabs his leg and spun vertically once more before throwing him straight onto the earth below.

The dust settles and revealed a large pile of rubble along with a familiar pair of legs protruding from it. An agitated Uzume moved her arm away from her eyes due to the resulting dust from the angel's collision with the ground; "Dammit! Hey, Hedgehog, you alright?!"

No sooner after she says that, Kuro's legs slumped over, signifying that he's lost consciousness. Silence only pursued after that. Uzume's grip on her megaphone tightened as she felt her agitation evolve into pure rage as well as the ground shaking from the Alpha landing; "…You… shouldn't've done that… I mean, you REALLY should not have fucking done that…!"

Accentuating her point, Uzume morphed in a bright light into Orange Heart, who looked and felt positively livid with small traces of tears in her normally cutesy eyes; "You hurt Uzume's friend! Now, Uzume will make you experience the worst nightmare you'll ever face!"

(A/N: I'm skipping the rest of this fight scene because number one: I was feeling particularly lazy the day I wrote this. And number two: I suck at describing Uzume/Orange Heart's fighting style other than the fact that she screams into a glorified megaphone and then it fires energy waves and shit…)

'It's dark… Why is it dark?! Am I dead?! No! I died a frickin' virgi—wait, voices?'

"…should I give him mouth-to-mouth?" one eerily familiar voice asked.

"I don't believe that would be very effective, Big Nepsy," a gentlemanly voice responded to the aforementioned Big Nepsy. Something about that rings familiar… "Besides, I believe this is Uzume's chapter."

"Aww, shucks, Umio, cut a gal some slack. The little me got her turn in the last chapter! I believe I, as a protagonist, am entitled to be the next lovely maiden to be claimed by the male lead~"

"Hey, now! The author already chose me, alright! You'll get your own chapter, but this one's mine," the voice of Uzume shouted.

"I know. I just wanted to rustle your feathers a bit," Big Nepsy stated bluntly. "Feel better now?"

A quiet laughter permeates through the room; "Yeah, I guess I do. Now, we just need Hedgehog to wake up and it'll be official."

"Well, I assure you that you won't have to wait long, Uzume,"

"What? How do you know?"

"Because I'm already awake. Seriously, how could anyone sleep through all your yelling, Uzume?" Kuro sat up and looked towards Umio and the older version of Neptune. "Hey, Umio. Hey, Booby-Nep."

"Why that nickname, though…?" Big Nep muttered, clearly displeased about Kuro's pet name for her. "Ehh, whatevs. We'll leave you two lovebirds alone."

"Treat her well, Icarus. It's the gentlemanly thing to do," Umio winked and… swam(?) away with Big Nep. Kuro was confused with what he meant by that while Uzume began turning redder than her hair.

"That was weird," the angel turned towards the CPU right next to him. Uzume just punched him in the arm, a morbid smile on her face. "Ow!"

"You dumbass… don't worry me like that. I really thought you'd die on me…"

"Well, hey. I've taken hits much worse than that," he bumped his fist on his head for emphasis. "By the way, did you understand what Umio was talking about before, Uzume—why are you blushing like that?"

The redhead blushed, yet didn't respond verbally, but instead got on the bed with Kuro, straddling his waist. The close proximity as well as her position on top of him made him blush as well; "Why are you on top of me?"

Uzume tightly grabbed his shoulders; "Why are you grabbing my shoulders?"

She continued to ignore his rapid list of questions; "Why are you so—mphf!"

Uzume finally shut him up by pressing her lips against his. Her lips were cold, yet they were soft and pleasant against his. Kuro's lips subconsciously moved in tangent with hers and he ended up pulling her closer to him. His hands slowly drifted down the CPU's sides, making her shiver with delight, before resting just at her rear. Uzume pressed herself further against him, her breasts crushing against his chest, as she went along with this make out session. It took a minute before they separated, a thin strand of saliva connecting them.

"Why did you kiss me?! Both me and the readers need some context, too!" Kuro asked, his red tinted face getting darker. "I-I mean, don't get me wrong, Uzume. You're, like, super cool and awesome and… cute…"

Uzume merely responded with; "Dude, just shut up for a while and let me have this~"

And just like that they were kissing again. However, this time, Uzume decided to be daring and grabbed his hand and brought it under her clothing, straight to her left breast. Whether he meant it or not, Kuro wasn't sure, but he began by wrapping his hands around her breasts, kneading and distorting them gently. Uzume's clothing did a good job at hiding her breasts' size as they were bigger than he had initially thought. Each time he brushed over her areolas, she bucked slightly, letting loose a slight moan.

As he worked, Uzume fumbled for his dick, clenching her gloved hand around the shaft. It was slightly awkward, as her focus was elsewhere. Eventually, she got down to his waist-level, eyeing the throbbing hard-on in her hand nervously. Slowly and hesitantly, she stroked it with one hand, licking the top as she did so.

'Salty, but eh, I'll get used to it,' she thought to herself. Her motions became bolder, wrapping more and more of his shaft with her mouth and tongue, and pumping faster and faster with her fist.

Now, Kuro was positive that Uzume had no experience prior to this. He imagined that her skill was better than most novices. He could feel her tongue wiggle and coil around his shaft, hitting all of the right spots and sending wave after wave of euphoric stimulation. As the feelings got more intense, he put a hand to her head to signal incoming release; "Uzume, I'm about to—"

"Hrk… Kh… Abu…!" She replied incomprehensibly. Her refusal to let up made the angel unable to hold it in anymore. His lower body thrust forward, sending a shot of his seed into the redhead's mouth. She sat up after a moment, closing her eyes and swallowing his cum very slowly.

'Acquired taste, but I'm sure he got off on watching me do it…'

Smiling lasciviously, Uzume loosened her orange tie invitingly; "Clothes. Off. Now."

…

In no time at all, the pair's clothes laid discarded in a pile next to the bed. Currently, Uzume was sitting atop Kuro's face with the latter running his tongue up and down her soft and soggy lower region. The boy's tongue was stroking every nook and cranny of her pussy, little nips teasing her clit. To the redhead's surprise, he was pretty good at cunnilingus. His hot, soft tongue sent waves of heat between her thighs. She cupped his head, gripping his black hair between her fingers tightly. Her lips quivered and she let out continuous moans and gasps. Slick, wet sounds could be heard coming from her nether regions while static began filling her vision.

Uzume groaned and rolled her hips against his tongue as the pleasure hit its pinnacle. Her honey began to flow out of her as well; "D-Dammit, I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum!"

Her cry was interrupted when she did just that. She began gushing out her love juices all over Kuro's face. Bucking her quivering hips, her orgasm was extended by a marginal amount before finally subsiding, leaving her panting heavily. Her body fell backwards, her face right next to his still-hardened girth. She gave a tired smirk before she was finally able to move her legs again.

"Look, I'll just get this outta the way, this is actually my first time, so I'm sorry if I end up doing something wrong," she admitted as she aligned his tool with her snatch. Slowly, very slowly, she dropped her weight on him. This action elicited a small whimper of pain from the redhead but she bit down on her bottom lip in order to prevent screaming out.

Kuro had now been fully sheathed in her incredibly tight passage of moist flesh. The feeling far transcended anything he'd ever felt before. It made him want to hammer away like a beast, but he didn't want to hurt Uzume by being impatient. She was still adjusting to the pain of losing her virginity, so he reigned down his urges and awaited for the moment she was set to start.

Uzume's eyes were ablaze with intensified lust as she planted her hands firmly down on his chest swaying her hips back/forth wildly. Kuro's head reeled back in euphoria as she rode him, her breasts and her hair bouncing along with her movements. He had his hands grabbing firmly at her hips, just near her buttocks. The bed was shaking and creaking and the noise becoming more frequent each second, Uzume's body had rising and falling onto Kuro's dick.

"Seriously… how could… someone… as cute as you are… have such an… amazing dick…?" the girl breathed, grabbing his hands and reuniting then with her tits. She felt him get even bigger and harder inside of her as a result. Eventually, Kuro offered assistance in the form of bucking his own hips in tangent to her undulations, and soon they found their rhythm, not in any hurry to finish it, just enjoying their connection and hearing the sounds of their voices.

It didn't take too long for Uzume to reached her peak abs she came all over the angel's tool. The feeling of her pussy tightening around him made the latter release his white substance inside of her, but he was still hard and still inside. Uzume hunched over slightly, the only sound she was making being her ragged breathing. They both had their eyes closed and Kuro soon felt Uzume's lips and tongue on his again. He opened his eyes, only to be met with the light blue ones of a naked orange haired girl with the distinct power on symbol in them. She smiled gleefully at him

"Woah! Who are you?!"

"Aww, don't be mean, Hedgehog. It's me, Uzume. U-zu-me~" she wiggled her hips at each syllable (with his dick still inside her, might I add).

"What? Uzume?" his eyes widened as he quickly connected the dots. "This is your HDD form?!"

"Yup! I'm Orange Heart~" Orange Heart couldn't continue, as Kuro had already latched on to her breasts again. "Eep! Don't suddenly just start sucking Uzume's breast like that~!"

Orange Heart found herself having to cover her mouth as she moaned, Kuro's hand massaging her left breast while his tongue brushed against her right, alternating periodically. She couldn't help but leave a shout of pleasure whenever his tongue flicked and toyed with her nipples. He would even sometimes nip at them, which felt especially good to her.

Orange Heart could hardly stand it as she hugged his head, beginning to furiously hump his crotch once again. After a few moments, the goddess felt herself close to cumming, so she stopped and pulled away from him, an audible popping noise emerging from where Kuro relieved himself of her tits; "Hold on for just one sec~"

Orange Heart stood up, Kuro's phallus sliding fully out of her, and shifted her position. Her hands were on the mattress and her butt was raised into the air as she exposed her wet snatch and pushed her lips apart; "Be nice~"

Kuro got up and very slowly pushed his rod inside, eliciting a few squeaks and labored breathing from Orange Heart. He bent over back and kissed her neck while he grabbed her breasts, and then he quickly started moving his hips. Each movement made the CPU moan and her tongue slipped out of her mouth as his hips increased in speed. She arched her back a little with the steadily increasing level of pleasure she felt. The angel felt himself getting lost in the heat of their intense intercourse to the point where he pulled her up to where her back was against his chest and her hands rested on his rear. His hips continued to slap into hers with strength and speed increasing every few insertions just as Orange Heart's arms reached behind her and wrapping around his neck.

"Ooooohh! You're so big and hard! Uzume can feel you hitting her womb~!" the ginger goddess cried out, both of them moaning with excitement and exertion as they continued to fuck.

As Orange Heart became overwhelmed by the intensity of their shared feelings, she could do nothing but meet his movements with a gasp or a cry, her breaths coming in little short bursts; "Hedgehog! Uzume is cumming! She's cumming!"

The fire in her loins had evolved into an inferno of passion the longer Kuro's dick slid in and out of her pussy. "Yes! Uzume will cum! She's cumming for the boy she loves~~"

Opening an eye and seeing his shocked expression, Orange Heart pulled him closer until their faces were just inches apart. "Yes! Uzume loves you so much she can't stand it~~!"

She went silent and her walls pulsated around his cock and nearly pushed him out. He had felt this on his fingers before and knew to force himself to stay inside. Her juices squirted out around his cock, showering his pelvis with her fluids. Orange Heart's eyes shot open when her muscles were overtaken with unending spasms and shivers. She shook violently under him as her orgasm began to course through her body. Her cunt squeezed and suctioned him in tangent with his throbs.

"It's HEEEEEERE!" she cried, her hips bucking as she came. Feeling her orgasm on his dick was all that Kuro needed to reach his own climax, and then her words urged him over the hill. He crammed his length inside of her and gave her everything that he had inside of him as his skin felt like it was on fire. His seed shot out of his body like a geyser, filling her cunt up completely.

He collapsed down on top of her and she held him to her as their hearts slowed down. She petted his head and down his back while peppering his sweaty forehead in tender kisses. He didn't pull out. He stayed inside of her for several minutes. His member continued to throb and her hugging walls continued to pulse around him while their bodies rocked together.

Slowly, he turned onto his side so that she could breathe easier. Kuro held onto her as they turned over and his rod, that had remained hard, stayed nestled in its sheath. Her leg hooked around his hip and she wiggled so that they could get more comfortable.

He collapsed down on top of Orange Heart and she held him to her as their bodies cooled down. Kuro didn't dare to pull out. He stayed inside of her for several minutes. His member continued to throb and her hugging walls continued to pulse around him while their bodies rocked together. Slowly, he turned onto his side so that she could breathe easier. Kuro held onto her as they turned over and his rod, that had remained hard, stayed nestled inside. Her leg hooked around his hip and she wiggled so that they could get more comfortable as Kuro and Orange Heart fell into slumber.

…

Later that day…

Kuro and Uzume walked side by side through the green meadows in silence, the latter looking a bit timid whenever they so much as looked at each other. It was only when Kuro stopped when she finally decided to speak; "Hey, Hedgehog? Remember when we were… doing it… and I said, y'know, that I loved ya?"

"Yeah?" Kuro smiled at the memory of her declaration of love.

Uzume fidgeted as she looked towards him, a bit of hope in her eyes; "What would happen if I told you that I was serious?"

Kuro never even stopped to contemplate as he pulled the redhead into a quick kissing session before finally saying; "Well, I'd say that I now have the coolest girlfriend in the world. And I wouldn't have it any other way."

"R-Really?! You think I'm cool~?"

"You heard me. WOAH!" It didn't take too long for her to tackle the boy onto the carpet. In a rare act of giddiness, Uzume started peppering his face and neck with small kisses despite Kuro's requests that she stop. Only one thing went through Kuro's head while being bombarded with physical affection.

'Love ya, too… Uzume…'

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Next Time: Husby and Wifey (Kuro x RED)

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