The Meltdown is always a little extra special when Alabama loses as it gives all of the other fanbases an opportunity to turn the tables on us. The Ole Miss game created Meltdowns at several levels: the fumble on the opening kickoff started it all, followed by the early interception that Bateman threw. Each of the long TDs caused significant crimson heartburn, of course, then hopes were dashed at the end on the ill-advised deep ball late in the game that turned into the game-sealing interception. I'd go into it further, but let's be honest here - you all watched the game.

As always, the language in this post is extremely vulgar. If you are offended by such things, read no further. You have been warned.

What the fuck are you going to do? Fuck this fucking game.

WHAT KIND OF JOHNNY FOOTBALL BULLSHIT WAS THAT?!?

He throws a duck it bounces twice for a TD.

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING

cock and balls

Dear BDS, STOP RINGING THE STUPID FUCKING 3RD DOWN BELL.

"Kirby dialing up the pressure." Sure.

Maybe...

Daniel Tosh is trolling us by kidnapping Lane and calling plays...

"If you need hard to get Alabama tickets, wait 30 minutes; the price will go down."

Our offense is eating dry bricks of shit right now

Let this sink in

a white guy is our go to receiver.

This team just straight chokes like the Buffalo Bills. But hey, #1 recruiting classes...

Defense gonna have to score; Offense is sucking balls.

And I'm gettin' drunk...

If I continue drinking gasoline

Does the pain go away?

If we're paying for calls, we're not getting our money's worth.

So... this is what it feels like to be ole miss

Funny, we used make them evacuate their bowels. Now, the best we can hope for is to "effect" the cocksuckers... while they rainbow the fucking ball over our adorable, t-rex armed DBs.

Does Nick even fucking know what a pass-rushing defensive lineman looks like? Don't answer that, it's probably pretty depressing.

We're "one break" away, Kirk? SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU SNOTTY BUCKEYE SHIT-EATING BITCH-MADE LITTLE FUCK.

Yeah. Everyone this offseason who talked about Alabama gets all the calls can FUCK. RIGHT. OFF.

Golly Lane, I wonder if they're not afraid of the downfield threat? PLEASE JUST GO TO FUCKING MIAMI YOU FUCKING LOSER.

Oh hell

tumblr porn here I come.

Last one out, don't forget the lights

I'm off to dream of things to do on Saturdays.

What Aztec god have we angered?

The day Coker completes the deep ball is the day I get laid

HOLY FUCKING BIG BLACK DICKS IN MY ASS IM GETTING SALTY AS FUCK

This game is stupid, can we start over?

Fuck you, Katy Perry. I don't know how you did it... But I know this is somehow your fault.

I feel like this game was a fair fight and then Alabama blew their own leg off with turnovers and Ole Miss took advantage by using that leg to beat Bama to death

This is a fucking disaster.

I have 0 fucks to give now

I hate our offense. I would rather inject my vomit into my veins than watch this.

Coker sucks, Bateman sucks, Cornwell sucks, Morris sucks, Barnett will probably suck.

Seeing Nick Saban clapping like Mack Brown on the sideline makes me want to vomit.

Oh great now we're Auburn with the trick plays. HEY LANE, RUN ANOTHER TRICK PLAY BITCH!

Cam Coker?

It's been a good run. I had fun, we've had our time in the sun but now it's time for the sun to set.

I hate that I care this much about something that has so little impact on my life.

Did Derrick Henry and the toss sweep transfer

Alabama where 5 star talent comes to die

Bama still performing an abortion

Refs have got to fucking call that fucking lineman downfield! fuck fuck fuck fuck these fucking refs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

games are fucking rigged for these fucking hs coaches and their fucking cheating,. fucking bullshit.

Coker just lost his used car salesman job.

Coker doing his Jeremy Johnson impression.... It's spot on

Cyrus jones could make a good living selling burnt toast

They need to rename the iron bowl the retarded fucking quarterbacks bowl.

Who has the BRICK?

We're gonna need an ENT surgeon to remove all the jizz out of our sinus cavities, and an ophthalmologist to reinsert eyeballs into sockets.

Coker is a highly functional retard. No doubt about it.

This was an abortion from the start. The abortion was thrown into a dumpster, and the dumpster set on fire..

Filet of Fuckmeon.

Can we fucking find a quarterback. I'll trade 3 of ours for middle tn qb. Right fucking now.

Our QB is an open mouth breather

Ehh...I think we lost because we have a retard coaching special teams, we have no QB development, five turnovers, shit playcalling, No QB...ummm..did I say no QB development. Saban is jackleg for sticking with "Choker"..this season is shot...let the freshman come up and start working on next year. Whether Saban is here or not...Who gives a fuck anymore



Well, it has been a fun 7 years, but all good things must come to an end. I just hope we fuck up one of the Nkemdiche brothers on our way to one of the most embarrassing losses in program history.

Jesus tap dancing Christmas just put Barnett in.

Roll Tide.