Miley Cyrus has a new video out. Does it see her wielding a machine gun that fires dildos? Humping the Eiffel Tower? Ripping the crotches out of teddy bears? No (though those are ideas I might sell to her at some stage), but it does see her let glittery goo fall into her mouth, swirl it around and spew it back out. Pop music!

"Might need some more marijuana,” Miley says at the song’s opening, giving way to the hook: “Yeah I smoke pot, yeah I love peace, but i don’t give a f*ck, I ain’t no hippy.”

The video consists entirely of a close up of her face covered in glitter, which at one point gets a milk bath (draw what comparisons you will).

The song is taken from her surprise new album Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz, which she dropped to coincide with her VMAs hosting.

She is cribbing from bass-heavy R&B more and more lately, as is fellow pop star-gone-hip, Justin Bieber, who has been releasing bangers the last few weeks.