The 70s, a time of bright baggy clothes, mustaches, and epic soft rock hits. Someone living in the southern Colorado area code clearly felt there was a need for 24-7 Hall & Oates access, and so a hotline was created.

Hotline Number: 719-266-2837 (719-26OATES)

If you’re ever feeling the need for a little Rich Girl or Maneater, just give the number a call and choose your preferred song from the menu. We can’t promise it’ll fix your bad mood, but it certainly won’t make it any worse!