Sailor Uranus: So, why am I here?



Patchouli Knowledge: Well, we used to have two other superheroines fill your role, buuuuuuut...



*cut to outside Gensyoko*



Empowered (singing while stripping): Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?/Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?/Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?/Don't cha? Don't cha?



Ninjette (singing while stripping): I'm too sexy for my shirt/Too sexy for my shirt/So sexy it hurts/And I'm too sexy for Milan/Too sexy for Milan...



*cut back to the Scarlet Devil Mansion*



Patchouli Knowledge: ...yeah, that just wasn't working.



Suika Ibuki: Besides, Adam Warren actually is a Deviantart member, and we don't want any trouble with him.