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Senior ERG members gather to discuss the final draft of their alternative Brexit plan.

00:00 - 00:03 We’re planning a space-based nuclear defence shield

00:04 - 00:05 like Reagan’s ‘Star Wars’ plan

00:05 - 00:07 to be launched from here

00:08 - 00:12 on a new UK Brexit space shuttle

00:12 - 00:15 also carrying our own Galileo copy.

00:17 - 00:19 And what about the WTO?

00:19 - 00:21 What did Minford say?

00:24 - 00:26 Erm,

00:27 - 00:28 Iain will explain

00:31 - 00:33 We will send troops to the Falklands in case

00:34 - 00:36 Argentina gives us grief about WTO schedules

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone out except Jenkins, Paterson, Redwood & Duncan-Smith

01:13 - 01:15 This has significant policy flaws

01:15 - 01:17 SIGNIFICANT policy flaws!

01:18 - 01:23 It was meant to be Canada+

01:25 - 01:28 Then slashing taxes like the TPA said

01:29 - 01:31 Selling off the health service & cutting benefits

01:31 - 01:34 Meaningless waffle about Global Britain

01:34 - 01:37 Where did fucking Star Wars come from?

01:37 - 01:40 And what have the Falklands got to do with it?

01:40 - 01:42 Brexit is our best chance to stick it to the Argies

01:42 - 01:46 It is not 1982 John. Accept that FFS

01:46 - 01:48 They will block our WTO schedules

01:48 - 01:52 Argentina is not the issue John. It never was.

01:53 - 01:54 Brexit was meant to be a doddle

01:56 - 01:57 We told everyone the German car

01:57 - 02:00 companies would beg us for a deal

02:00 - 02:03 That there’d be a land of milk and honey

02:04 - 02:08 That it would be great for them without the EU holding us back

02:08 - 02:13 That there’d be money for everything the proles like

02:14 - 02:16 A new Global Britain

02:17 - 02:21 And you give me this, with significant policy flaws

02:27 - 02:29 I fear it will be widely mocked

02:30 - 02:34 Even Nadine is not stupid enough to talk about this

02:34 - 02:36 with a straight face

02:41 - 02:42 Widely mocked

02:43 - 02:47 It will be widely mocked. People will do memes

02:48 - 02:53 With unicorns in them

02:54 - 02:56 Hammond will laugh his socks off

02:56 - 02:59 This was our one chance to show we are serious

03:00 - 03:02 That we’re not bat-shit mental

03:04 - 03:07 It’s okay. We know you are Andrea

03:14 - 03:16 We’ll have to kill it

03:19 - 03:23 Say Jacob’s nanny lost the USB key or something

03:25 - 03:26 Owen

03:31 - 03:33 This has significant policy flaws

03:40 - 03:46 And will be widely mocked

03:46 - 03:49 It is fucking stupid