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Aradia, Damara, Dave, and Caliborn-as-Caliborn aren’t programmers, so our options are basically,

1) the Squiddle/Outer God Time player (unlikely),

2) Lord English (probably most likely given that most software developers are in fact screaming space skulls),

3) some iteration of Aradiabot who downloaded a bunch of ~ATH tutorials into her robot brain and spent a few stable timeloops learning to code (likelihood???),

4) the Handmaid doing the same thing but without the robot brain (??????),

orrrrrr 5) some combination of these individuals angrily reversing one other’s commits every five meaningless-Time-player-minutes.

Someone please draw fanart of this last possibility.