TheOriginalCane said: Look, I know you got the wrong idea earlier when I asked you to correct the grammar, as I have been supportive of you and your efforts.



You have a brilliant opportunity here, particularly if the driver has (or can fake) limited command of English. Simply have him pull up in front of the Hecht and make an exaggerated effort to parallel park. If handled correctly (and he never gets out of the vehicle), he could be in front of the building for hours, and the cops would have limited recourse.



Isn't the boat show this weekend? Maybe figure out a way for him to "break down" along the Rickenbacker Causeway or near one of the other marina areas. You're a smart guy, you can figure out some other "strategic" situations to maximize eyeballs. Click to expand...

I appreciate all efforts to help. Unfortunately grammar is not my strong suit (I'm a damn lispy spic like our coach) and the countless amount of input I've gotten has been overwhelming at times, along with the effort to coordinate all this in my free time while working a demanding full time job. A dumb little grammar mistake made it through as a result, but I hardly think it's a big deal and there's nothing that can be done about it now, so I'm not gonna worry about it. The point is clear.You got some good ideas there. Will pass on the parallel park tip to see what we can do, and schedule something for the boat race. The company loves the campaign and have been really helping me out with the above pictures so I'm optimistic.