Oh my. This is almost more than I can handle. The sign, the camouflage hat, the shit-eating grin. Look upon the face of Red Sox Nation, America, and weep.


This photo was snapped by reader Jeffrey, who attended the Astros' home opener against the Yankees last night. This lady decided the occasion called for some ribbing of Jacoby Ellsbury, the former Red Sox star who now plays for the Yankees. Ellsbury went 0-for-4 in his first game as a Yankee, whereas our grammatically challenged hero went 3-for-5 on spelling words correctly. So maybe she really did win this round.

And hey, at least she's proud of her work:


h/t Jeffrey