Well, it’s what we’ve all been waiting for. Among the many spoilers of the new cat-themed commander deck we are now hearing that the masks of those working at Wizards of the Coast are finally being pulled away to reveal the truth of their nature. They have, in fact, been thousands of cats dressed in human suits this whole time.

“It’s all true.” says Mark Catswater (the 6 cats that made up Mark Rosewater earlier asked that we call them Mark Catswater from now on). “Until now, we were very secretive about this fact. But with all of the success Magic the Gathering has seen over recent years we couldn’t stay hidden any longer. We reveal ourselves today in hopes that other cats dressed up as humans might one day feel safe enough to remove their human suits as well and claim their creations as those of feline-kinds and not humanities.”

It is with no surprise that the new cards being spoiled today are to be the most powerful these adorable balls of fur have ever created. “It’s time that we show everyone who the dominant species is.” says Gaby Catz (previously known as Gaby Spartz, who played a huge role in the creation of the cat deck).

We here at The Dingus Egg can’t wait to see what these cool cats have in store for us later this month.