The Modi’s government push for financial inclusion by launching the Jan Dhan Yojana has inspired AAP to come up with a variant – the Jan Dharna Yojana. Through this innovative scheme, AAP’s leadership wants to make AAP’s brand of agit-prop politics more inclusive.

Accordingly, so as to comprehensively extirpate the cancer of corruption from India’s body politic, AAP’s cyber team will open a Twitter account for each and every household with the handle @AAP_ka_<Household Name>. Then these households can virtually participate in India’s second freedom struggle by helping trend hashtags such as #YoModiSoSecular and #DelhiWantsElections.

AAP’s official handle will ensure that every aam Twitter handle affiliated with the Jan Dharna Yojana will get at least 100 favourites and 50 RTs. AAP has also promised at least 10 followers to each AAP account. If any of the popular accounts gets suspended for, say, abuse, by Twitter, AAP will also launch special dharnas to revoke the suspensions. This will ensure a good balance between cyber and real world activism. Jantar Mantar has been booked for the next one year for this purpose.

“We are not like other parties where a few star handles with millions of followers command the limelight while chintu handles are left to fend for themselves. Yeh Aam Aadmi party hai, ji. We take care of our aam Twitter handles,” said the head of AAP’s social media cell, Sahil Chadha, about the new initiative.

Arvind Kejriwal is expected to launch this scheme on the occasion of Gandhi Jayanti by paying a visit to Rajghat, Ram Leela Maidan and Jantar Mantar. He set the ball rolling by declaiming that all new AAP affiliated Twitter handles can count his handle’s followers as theirs. “Meri Twitter handle ki koi aukaat nahi hai [My Twitter handle is run of the mill]. It is just as average as any ordinary Twitter handle with an egg as the DP and ten odd followers, three of which are bots,” the former Delhi CM said in a FM ad spot, exhorting households to sign up in millions for the Jan Dharna Yojana.

AAP fan boys all over the world are very excited about this scheme and have set an ambitious target of dominating worldwide Twitter trends by 2019.

(Submitted by Rishabh Garg)