

I rarely talk about the children of celebrities because they didn’t choose to be public figures, but babies are different because fuck them. I hate babies, and it’s not as if their friends are gonna tease them for this because they don’t have any so who gives a shit. With that in mind, Jessica Simpson tweeted a picture of her 2-month-old daughter Maxwell today and holy shit that thing is ugly.

For one it’s mouth is upside down, but even worse is it’s black eyes and that mark on it’s forehead. It’s the kind of baby that is foretold in prophecy, and not in a good way.