July 31, 2014 by EAT_THE_RUDE , 1 comment ,I don't know but I'm sure they're a wizard.

Got an amazing survival package and supplies from my Santa! -and on my birthday too! (Everyone will wish they didn't forget my birthday when the apocalypse comes -I'm so prepared! Haha!)

This has been a super fun gift with so many useful items and the best book ever! My Santa was incredibly attentive and a very good stalker who found a gift from my favourite TV show! There's also pens and tasty snacks! Everything awesome!

•Bullets (the delicious liquorice kind)

•A Multi-Tool (I'll never get lost in IKEA again)

•Miniature First Aid Kit (perfect for everyday carry)

•A Thermal Blanket (best for deflecting martian heat-rays)

•Condensed Milk (an Australian Army ration -I love militaria!)

•An antidote and a T-virus pen (my favourite colours -I LOVE STATIONARY!)

•RED DWARF SPACE CORPS SURVIVAL MANUAL (the ultimate survival guide for every Smeg-head)

This is seriously the most fun and creative gift I've ever received! Thank you Santa -you crazy guy/girl/alien overlord!