

It doesn't actually crack skulls, well, maybe, but probably not. Somebody realized that the annoying, high-pitched car alarms are pretty worthless, and the Club is better off being used to actually crack someone's skull. This system violently shakes the steering wheel so hard that it will actually break arms if the thief tries to maintain control of the wheel. No word if you can actually buy this product to be installed in a car—it seems like a DIY jobber—but I would be reluctant to use this in the first place. I would hate to have the system backfire when I am doing 70 down the highway.