It's Michigan-Notre Dame week, so there's one topic on everyone's mind: WHAT DOES BRADY HOKE THINK OF JOHNNY FOOTBALL?

The Michigan head coach called in as a guest on Friday's edition of The Dan Patrick Show, and he chatted with Patrick for a little over 10 minutes. Among the topics discussed were the future of the Michigan-Notre Dame rivalry, how Hoke celebrated the start of NFL season on Thursday (he had homemade pizza!) and Jadeveon Clowney's hit on Vincent Smith in the 2013 Outback Bowl. Oh yeah, and Patrick asked for Hoke's opinion on Johnny Manziel.

Patrick: "If Johnny Manziel is your quarterback -- finish that sentence."

Hoke: "If Johnny Manziel's our quarterback, he'd probably be playing behind Devin Gardner."

The head coach then went on to offer a few more comments on Manziel that you might expect from a Michigan Man, mentioning "educate the kids" and "the team." It should be noted that Hoke isn't the first Michigan Man to comment on Johnny Football. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady used the words "turd" and "showboating" in a rambling answer to a recent question about Manziel.

(HT: College Football Talk)

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