On this lackadaisical news day, we bring you word that Thomas Kinkade, painter of Christ's love reborn 10 million times over in picturesque cottage form, was recently arrested for alleged DUI. The California artist, according to reports, was pulled over Friday night just outside Carmel and arrested by an officer a little after 10 p.m. The 52-year-old "Painter of Light" was booked into the Monterey County Jail "on suspicion of misdemeanor drunken driving." After performing sobriety tests, police say Kinkade remained "very polite" throughout the ordeal. Aw.

