

The Browns own picks No. 1 and 12 in this year’s NFL Draft, but that isn’t enough to keep one worn down fan from cutting ties with the Factory of Sadness.

As you can see above, said Browns fan is selling his “Kardiac Kare” tailgate van after 18 (!) miserable years. This thing has only seen the postseason once when the Browns lost the 2002 AFC Wild Card game to the Steelers. Other than that, it’s been a whole lot of losses and quarterbacks passing through.

Details from the Craigslist ad:

1992 Roadtrek Camper van, “The Bambulance”, self contained, seats 4 legally, sometimes 12 for games, sleeps 4, has onboard toilet, generator, heating unit, rear AC, sink, gas stove inop, gas/electric refridgerator inop, marine battery, Dodge chassis, 318 motor 90,000 miles. I work at a Dodge dealership and have driven 330 miles roundtrip to every Browns game for 10 years in this – I am not chancing breaking down, it is the most well maintained vehicle you have ever seen.

Ive gone to every Browns game for 18 years and I’m tired, Your turn. This extended van fits in a single parking space, no need to pay RV parking. Browns decals are easily removed, though I’d love for a Browns fan to buy it and keep going. Text me for any details. 13 MPG with a full crew , 15 MPG with 2 people. My heart is breaking, but it is time.

You can feel this guy’s pain, but at some point you have to look out for your mental health and get out of an abusive relationship.

[Craigslist]