(best said in one's near deadpan sounding voice) "Hi. I'm not just Ingrid Nilsson with a bobcat hairdo with gray body paint. I'm Pinkamena's hottie exogeologist sister, Maudalina. But you can call me Maud. BTW, Boulder wants to say hello. Say hello, Boulder. And yes, I love my sisters, even Limestone and Marble Pie."