Gosh, Sen. Chuck Schumer wrote some fussy … nay, cranky tweets this morning. Wonder what could be bothering him?

Heh.

Ha.

HA!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

This has resulted in a crisis of confidence in AG Barr’s independence & impartiality. We believe the only way to begin restoring public trust in the handling of the Special Counsel’s investigation is for Mueller himself to provide public testimony in the House & Senate ASAP. — Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) April 18, 2019

Awww, poor Chuck.

The American people deserve to hear the truth. — Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) April 18, 2019

We have the truth, Chuckles.

It’s not our fault that you can’t HANDLE THE TRUTH.

OMG, this editor has always wanted to use that in a piece.

Now that President @realDonaldTrump's campaign press conference is over: It's time for Congress and the American public to see the #MuellerReport. — Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) April 18, 2019

He’s so big and tough.

Almost as big and tough as Cory Booker demanding the report less than an hour before it is to be released. Democrats are so silly.

Smile—your partisanship is showing! — larry taylor (@LLTaylor46) April 18, 2019

Careful Chuckles,. Them straws aren't as strong as they used to be! #reachingintooblivion — G (@Scooter20) April 18, 2019

Senate is on a three-week Spring Break — two weeks longer than the high schools. Then they’ll be back at their subsidized retirement home, not even accomplishing the most basic obligations like passing a budget. — Barton Fairfax (@BartonFairfax) April 18, 2019

So settle down, Chuckles.

Holy crap, we haven’t seen an implosion on this level since Trump won the election in 2016.

Hope you have your popcorn.

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