Maureen Dowd: You have gorgeous stuff in your house in White Plains, but you don’t entertain.

André Leon Talley: Confirm.

You don’t like it when Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski dress like twins.

Confirm.

You once advised me to get shoes the color of the skin of a Vidalia onion.

Confirm.

You worked for Andy Warhol at Interview magazine. He was the weirdest person you ever met.

Deny. He was normal to me.

Anna Wintour has never worn a ponytail.

Confirm.

You’ve never been romantically involved with a designer.