O Fortuna! Sometimes, you find yourself on the E train, at 7:30pm on a Friday, struggling not to vomit. Sometimes, you vomit anyway.

ANIMAL friend Tom Grunwald captured this gentleman flailing desperately off the subway railing, clearly trying to hold back his vomit and not taking several opportunities to exit the train car and relieve himself into a trash can on the platform. Instead, he stays. And spews vomit in arching streams. It’s very dramatic. There is a puddle sloshing on the seat and everything. We cut this unfortunate spectacle down from 5 minutes to this, complete with a fitting soundtrack. (Picture: Tom Grunwald/ANIMALNewYork; Edit: Aymann Ismail/ANIMALNewYork)