





// Nothing is more arousing than numbers inside function names

bool IfBefore01011900ModifyIt(string& dateString); // Could we make this functionality any less generic?

string SubtractOneDayFromDate(string& sDate); // Looks like it’s time to call Mulder and Scully

void EncodeFileX2(); // Let me tell you about this new member function of the String class

// called ‘replace’…

int ReplaceCharacters(targetString, charExisting, charReplacement); // Good thing Mulder and Scully are here. Now arrest that man for crimes

// against humanity.

int CreateTransactionSeqForIllegalProcedure(…);

Peter Bolton is the author of Blowing the Bridge: A Software Story and has also been known to be a grumpy bastard on occasion.