Let's say you just decide to just blow the whole thing out of the water, you want to be the very best, like no one ever was, and you donate what amounts to the entire value of the kickstarter itself. Well, you then will receive a portrait of yourself (you'll need to send me some photos of your face area) on a ridiculously large canvass, made up to appear as a saint, Napoleonic officer, or whatever classical interpretation of what it means to be a super patron I hit on. Again, as the actual funds on the kickstarter increase the more extravagant this piece becomes, so who the heck knows how crazy go nuts this thing could end up if you pledge this kind of money.

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