Sorry, everyone, because there is no way your gift is as great as mine is. Not only did it include shiny, holiday-season-perfect nail polish and a lavender chamomile scented candle, it had a Community t-shirt and and an original painting of Abed, my favorite character from my favorite tv show. A++++ on all fronts.

I can't explain how thankful I am for this unique and perfect package. Mad props to Torisuta for her gift-giving and artistic skills. I'm so grateful that reddit brought this wonderful human and experience into my life.

Happy holidays y'all!