(CNN) It may still hold a 95% approval rating on popular review aggregator site Rotten Tomatoes, but "The Force Awakens" has failed to impress everyone.

Most notably, an unnamed critic writing for "L'Osservatore Romano," the daily newspaper of the Vatican State, who finds the movie "disappointing" and dismisses J.J. Abrams' direction as worthy of today's sloppiest action films.

The review, titled " Confuso e sfocato " -- meaning "confused and unfocused" -- first exposes the main plot line, calling Rey "a thief of spare parts" and Finn "a repented assailant."

It then takes its first jab at Abrams, noting how the direction of the past films was elegant, balanced and appropriate in comparison to his.

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