iphisquandary:

I was just thinking that if i had a son, growing up in my house would be like bootcamp for him

DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY WHILE YOU RECITE TWENTY INFLUENTIAL FEMINISTS

*blows whistle*

THOSE WERE ALL WHITE START OVER

*blows whistle again*

DID I SAY ONLY GIVE ME CIS FEMINISTS????

But ~mom~

DID I STUTTER? AND THAT’S MOM SIR TO YOU.

Yes, mom sir.