whoaa-lets-get-peas:

sugarpinese7en:

whoaa-lets-get-peas: slowtown-funk: whoaa-lets-get-peas: cyarra97: whoaa-lets-get-peas: whoaa-lets-get-peas: dckpcs: whoaa-lets-get-peas: -Grows taller when “angorry”

-has pincers -has at least one white arm (referring to the “day in a life of alfredo” video when he took james’ gun and shook it around)

-may possibly still have lice -also has chocolate teeth? -has one eye -The camera is his face/eye? When he was hammering the wine bottle both hands were displayed, or maybe it’s a go pro and I’m overanalyzing Well in A Day in the Life of Alfredo, Jordan asked if he had to look at the lens or at him (unless “him” doesn’t mean his face ._.) when steve went golfing with his dad, alfredo referred to geese as his children and then he said the only kind of sex he has is with birds so he definitely fucked geese But what about his “sexual advances” towards Autumn? oh god is she secretly a bird Alfredo also speaks the Language of Spice. Bird could mean something different on the language. Perhaps bird means anything fuckable?

Update:

-Actually has 16 eyes with one that falls off on occasion

-has uhhh a big dick that comes out of his chest???