Most of us can agree that "hedgehog" is a terrible name for the tiny little creatures that we all love and adore. I mean come on, they look nothing like a hog and everything like a porcupine, but POCKET SIZED. Further, the word "hedgehog" is tedious to write. When you're in a hurry to show all your friends the newest cutest video of the prickly little mammal, you don't want to find yourself wrestling with the keyboard.

Therefore, we propose that "nanopine" be adopted as a synonym (if not replace entirely) the word "hedgehog". Research shows that it's 87% cuter and more clearly invokes imagery of it's spiky companion, the porcupine. Finally, this will prevent anyone from ever seeing this picture, ever again.