Countless people have tried to figure out the formula for tracking down the perfect spouse, and while Match.com might claim to have the perfect algorithm, the reality is that there's no foolproof way to track down someone who is right for you.

Of course, that doesn't mean people aren't constantly trying to innovate.

Dana C. McLendon III has spent the last 46 years of his life figuring out the perfect formula when looking for a wife, and while I can't vouch for the accuracy of his calculations, he seems fairly confident that his system is unparalleled.

Dubois constructs a Hot/Crazy matrix and plots which zones you should shoot for, and while he might be kind of an assh*le, this chart isn't a terrible jumping off point.

I wish everyone the best of luck in their hunt for a unicorn.