glumshoe:

glumshoe: I think makeup companies ought to rework their branding if a shade of foundation literally called “alabaster” is too dark to match my complexion. Some name ideas for extremely-pale makeup colors: -Ghostbusted -He’s Dead, Jim -Exsanguinated -Pierrot the Clown -Articulated Medical Skeleton -Nosferatu -Shelob Envenomation -Giant Isopod -Cave Salamander

God this is such a mood

I went to Sephora last week to get a serum and some full coverage concealer for the circles under my eyes. The woman who helped me started chuckling and said the serum wasn’t going to help because the dark circles were actually the veins showing through my skin. I’m so pale I’m fucking translucent.