OMG Y’ALL! Bloomingdale’s actually had this super-evil t-shirt on display in one of their stores and WE ARE SO LUCKY a journalist spotted it and raised a stink because you know, we can’t allow people to buy shirts with certain things written on them or something.

Seriously, who thinks like this.

Well, apparently Allison Kaden does.

Hey @Bloomingdales, this isn’t funny or fashionable. It further delegitimizes hard working journalists who bring REAL news to their communties. pic.twitter.com/NedoHMAZfs — Allison Kaden (@akadennews) February 10, 2019

NOT A T-SHIRT.

For the love of all that’s HOLY won’t someone PLEASE think of the journalists?!

Bloomingdale’s of course totally caved because everything is stupid.

It’s. A. T-shirt.

And these people wonder why we make fun of them?

You can tell journalists are very concerned at the erosion of our First Amendment when they band together to get a T-Shirt banned. https://t.co/akafK8Phnj — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 12, 2019

Right? Journo power and stuff!

The very first line in the story is how Bloomingdales responded after *a

customer* flagged the shirt. Not exactly a highly-coordinated band of reporters but hey, what are facts anyway? https://t.co/R0dqWFTvzy — Kim Bellware (@bellwak) February 12, 2019

Umm … about that customer?

The customer who flagged it was a journalist. — Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) February 12, 2019

Oh, honey.

Steeze had plenty of proof to back up his tweet.

Want to take another go at it? The customer was a journalist. Thanks for reading! pic.twitter.com/bv0B6uvVTR — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 12, 2019

And here’s a national news personality getting in on it. So I’ll wait for your clarification and apology now. pic.twitter.com/JURrGTdatp — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 12, 2019

Oh good, Keith Olbermann commented … said no one, ever.

She wouldn’t give up though (did we mention she is also a journo?):

Completely reject that an array of reporters expressing their opinion on social media that a shirt is insulting or lame is the same thing as coordinated organizing to get Bloomingdale’s to take action. Per the story you cited, B's did that after practically zero pressure — Kim Bellware (@bellwak) February 12, 2019

Alrighty then.

Your original point & why you responded to me was that it wasn’t even a journalist. Now it’s “Well it was just one.” When I showed you multiple screens of others jumping in. You were corrected. You were corrected by peers. Why are we still having a conversation over this? — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 12, 2019

Ooh, we know we know!

But hey, why let facts get in the way. — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 12, 2019

Journalism 101, dude.

We need to save our Republic. That’s why I’ll be talking to a manager at Bloomingdales today. — Ben (@BenHowe) February 12, 2019

"The shirt was first identified by Allison Kaden, a journalist at New York City’s CW affiliate PIX11, who chided the company in a tweet that went viral." It pays to read past the very first line. — Currently between fraudulent suspensions (@jtLOL) February 12, 2019

But headlines are the best part of any story.

Heh.

Hey Allison, the First Amendment is a beautiful thing. Don’t buy the shirt, then. https://t.co/Td5QDZPciE — Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) February 12, 2019

Nobody will get the chance now.

Thanks, Allison.

Also if this is the worst thing happening in your day, count yourself blessed? — Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) February 12, 2019

Amen.

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