Shoggy



>Hi I am the Tau politician guy who might also be the secret mastermind behind the deserters

>I think we should join all voluntarily join the Tau empire for their protection

>Well we have to do something to protect ourselves, there's no point avoiding a war if we all die to raiders.

>I don't think they would protect you, the Imperium doesn't care about anyone but humans and I hear the raiders are all humans, maybe they even work for the Imperium!

>Well I can't force you to join the Tau empire, but what if you accepted their assistance arming and training your armies? You'd be able to protect yourselves and there wouldn't be any big Tau Empire military bases to provoke the Imperium into war

>No it IS much, much better. With superior Tau weaponry and training your armies can easily handle the raiders. See, look at my army here.

>Watch, if the raiders show up near us, we'll kick them back off the planet and chase them out of the system.

>"HAHAHA, My master plan will make them all into slaves of the evil Tau empire.