Tuesday, September 16, 2008 in Essays, the flesh Posted onin

GET BORN

DEVELOP AN OEDIPUS COMPLEX

GO TO SCHOOL

QUIT SCHOOL

WONDER WHY YOU’RE HERE

GET NO ANSWERS

FALL IN LOVE

GET REJECTED

FALL IN LOVE AGAIN

YOU REJECT HER THIS TIME

YOU REALIZE THIS IS BETTER

WORK AT A BUNCH OF JOBS YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT

QUIT THOSE JOBS AND GO TO EUROPE

GO INTO THERAPY

AFTER FIVE YEARS REALIZE THAT THERAPY IS STUPID

GET FREAKED OUT AT AROUND 30 THAT LIFE IS PASSING YOU BY

GET MARRIED

REALIZE THAT YOU HATE YOUR WIFE

GET DIVORCED

GET REALLY FREAKED OUT THAT LIFE IS PASSING YOU BY

TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT THIS

REALIZE THAT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY’RE DOING

GET RELIGIOUS

JOIN A CULT

GET OUT OF THE CULT

GET TOTALLY FREAKED OUT THAT THERE ARE NO ANSWERS

PRAY TO GOD FOR ANSWERS

GET NONE

READ THE OBITUARY COLUMNS TO SEE HOW MANY OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE DYING

PRAY TO GOD SOME MORE FOR ANSWERS

GET NONE

BECOME A CHRISTIAN AS A LAST RESORT

TURN INTO A BORING PERSON

QUIT CHRISTIANITY AFTER JIMMY SWAGGART GETS CAUGHT FUCKING

GET TOTALLY DEPRESSED

WATCH A LOT OF TV

REMEMBER YOUR LIFE

MAKE TIMES THAT WERE REALLY SHITTY GOOD WHEN YOU’RE REMEMBERING

WATCH MORE TV

THINK ABOUT ASKING GOD AGAIN FOR ANSWERS

SAY FUCK IT, THERE ARE NO ANSWERS AND THIS IS ALL REALLY STUPID

GET TOTALLY FREAKED OUT AND DESPONDENT

SIT AROUND AND DO NOTHING OF VALUE

SIT AROUND SOME MORE

GET TO LIKE SITTING AROUND

GET OLD

GET OLDER

GET OLDER STILL

GET CANCER OR ONE OF THOSE DISEASES

DIE.