Mike Bloomberg never went to law school, and doubtless he’s lived his life assuming lawyers are chumps for squandering their lives in law school when they could be building their own businesses and sexually harassing employees like honest Americans. Last night, Bloomberg was introduced to the experience of law school in a horrifying display that shocked most of the country but left law students nodding in silent recognition. Mayor Mike got cold called by a Harvard Law professor and it wasn’t pretty.

https://twitter.com/ProfSamKamin/status/1230322561302446080/

Professor Kamin is correct and the law school imagery of the night was only enhanced by the wide-angle shots showing Klobuchar with her hand in the air begging to be called on while Warren continued to brutalize the poor kid in over his head to teach the rest of the class a lesson about coming to a presidential election prepared.

First we had a little Contracts:

Then she moved on to Crim Pro:

By the end of the night, someone on Wikipedia had it all summed up:

There’s one more sight from last night’s debate that should be familiar to a law student: the kid who clearly isn’t cut out for law school but sunk so much money into it they can’t bring themselves to walk away.

Joe Patrice is a senior editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news. Joe also serves as a Managing Director at RPN Executive Search.