My santa knows me too well. First by knowing where I live (or at least a close approximation), and that I enjoy nautical things. I nice chart of the Puget Sound Basin is perfect, and once I find a good place to frame things, this will get framed, along with my previous exchange gifts.

(note: The title is a play on the "Hired Goons" bit from when Homer becomes the Union Leader in "The Simpsons)