Melvin Gordon shredding the Huskers defense in historic fashion was the story of the Nebraska-Wisconsin game Saturday.

But in our book, nothing tops the in-game Twitter exchange between the parody account of Bo Pelini and the Wisconsin campus police department.

.@UWMadison Please deliver the following to the visitors locker room ASAP: 1 blowtorch 3 hammers 2 baseball bats 1 polar bear coffee — Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

.@FauxPelini @UWMadison FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list. Sorry for being #funhaters. — UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014

I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY PSYCHIATRIST RT @UWMadisonPolice:FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list. — Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice Hey this is weird but our locker room accidentally caught on fire and 18 of our players slipped and fell into a mirror — Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@UWMadisonPolice also our starting defense fell down the stairs, you need to have those checked — Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014

@FauxPelini Check your defense? Or the stairs? Pretty sure the stairs are in great shape. — UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014