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This means this is a good way of cleaning the bones This means it might work, but it might not, or that it might work but it is messy or smelly This means I do not recommend doing this at all.





Be very very careful with hydrogen peroxide. Get a responsible grown up to help. (I don't have one so I get dad to do it instead). Wear gloves and don't get it on your hands. If you don't have enough you can usually add the same amount of water again. Rinse the bones or skull with water to get out any dirt or bugs. Then put the bones or skull in a clear plastic box, then pour over the peroxide, and top it up with water. Cover the top so the peroxide can't get out. Make sure all the bones are underneath with no air bubbles. Then leave for a few days, sometimes a week. Don't get peroxide on antlers, because it looks rubbish.

it's not a good idea to create one yourself unless you are going to have to rot down a lot of things over a long period of time. Very few places have dermestid beetle tanks andunless you are going to have to rot down a lot of things over a long period of time. I was invited to use the one at CAHID and I wrote about it here but that isn't open to the public. Dermestid beetles are excellent at leaving clean bone behind, but the flesh needs to be fresh for the best results. I tried it with a mummified canid and it took ages and didn't come out too well. But I also tried it with my bat skeleton and the results were amazing !





The beetles are really good at very small animals because they leave just enough flesh for the skeleton still to be connected. For larger animals, a lot of the flesh will need to be removed so the middle parts don't start to rot by the time the beetles get to them. The temperature needs to be just right because if it's too cold the beetles won't eat, but if it's too warm the flesh will decompose too fast.





Dead bodies left on the surface rot down really well. The red deer above is in my collection and is called Dixie. It was shot in April, and three months later it was white bones. Nature is much better at cleaning bones than we are.









My friend Mrs Powell puts small animals under an upturned flowerpot with tiny gaps that only flies can get in, and that rots the animal but keeps the bones safe from predators and water.









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Mummified bodies are rare. I have had to get the bones out of two of them. They are rare to find in the open, but it sometimes happens on beaches because of the salt and sun.





Mummified flesh has the water removed and the flesh feels like papier mache. Once the water is removed it stops rotting. It feels fragile but it almost impossible to remove from bone. It is difficult to keep a mummified body because it will absorb moisture from the air and start to rot again.





The best way I have found is to add water again and thoroughly soak it for a few days. THE SMELL WILL BE DISGUSTING. Then use another technique (burial is good) to get rid of the flesh.





Special tip: green bones and antlers These are easy. First soak in warm water with biological washing powder for a day or so, then leave in daylight. The green will usually go away. If it doesn't try the same thing again.

Biological washing powder can be bought from supermarkets and is the type of powder used for cleaning clothes in a washing machine. It is very cheap. Some people recommend Biotex but I have never used it.Biological washing powder contains enzymes are tiny, tiny organisms which break down fat and soft tissue. You add the powder to hot or warm water (not boiling water, see below) and leave bones in for usually a few days. It helps if the water is kept warm in this time. After you finish,other wise the enzymes will keep eating the bone. Then dry them using the method below.This method is the one recommended to me by museums. It's cheap and easy to do, as long as there is only a very small amount of soft tissue left, or none at all.I now use the Super Superb Skull and Skeleton Sterilising System I invented but some people use a slow cooker.Hydrogen peroxide is a chemical which bleaches the bone without damaging it. It can be difficult to get hold of in large quantities. For even a small skull, you might need one or two litres. Chemists sell it in very small bottles, but I buy it from hairdresser supply stores. It is difficult to buy large quantities because you can make bombs from it. I can't buy the highest concentration now (12%) but I can still buy 9% and 6%. Hydrogen peroxide at 12% is also known as "40-strength". It costs about £4 a litre.The liquid version is much better than the creme version, because the creme version will foam up after a while and overflow.When you take out the bones,otherwise you will get white powder residue on the bones. You can reuse the peroxide a few times. It seems to be reused better when it hasn't been exposed to much air. If it's warmer, the peroxide will work better.Peroxidebut it can soften the tissue to make it easier to remove. It also sterilises the bone.. They are kept in special tanks, and kept warm and constantly fed with dead things. They are tiny, smaller than a fingernail, but they can eat a lot of flesh in a small time leaving the bone nice and clean.Burying a dead body might seem obvious but. If you need to bury, leave the body above ground for a day or so in warm weather so flies can lay eggs which make maggots which eat the flesh.I buried this fox my squirrel and a fallow deer head . The difficult part is knowing when to dig up. The fallow deer head wasn't properly done and still needed lots and lots of cleaning afterwards. It would have been better to leave it for a another couple of months.I wrapped the fox in the wire mesh to keep the bones together and to stop other animals if they dug it up (they didn't). For small animals you can wrap in a muslin bag , which is a thin material.If you bury in the wrong type of soil, like sand or very wet soil, it can actually preserve the body !Rotting soft tissue in water is horrible and smelly. I recommend you do not do it if its near anyone else that can smell it.I have used soaking in cold water for when the body is skeletonised but there are still tendons attached like in the picture above. The water softens the tendons and makes them easier to cut.When someone shoots a stag with a gamekeeper there, the gamekeeper will usually offer to mount the skull as a present. To do it quickly (usually the next day) he will cut off the fur skin and most of the flesh, and simmer (not boil) it in a big pot until the flesh falls off.This is generally not the best way for most people. It is messy and smelly, but it is quick.Adding biological washing powder can help too.I now use the Super Superb Skull and Skeleton Sterilising System I invented but some people use a slow cooker.This is now the method I use the most. I use a slow cooker, and add biological washing powder. I normally leave it overnight on "High" when my mum is away, because the small of the biological washing powder is not good.If your mother doesn't know you use her slow cooker for cleaning bones, try to not mention it on live, prime-time television. This makes any fat present thinner, so it can soak inside the actual bone, and it will lock the fat inside the bone when it cools. The fat will come to the surface over time and make your bones look rubbish and horrible.If you have boiled bones already, try using biological washing powder to get rid of the fat.It damages the surface of the bone. Use hydrogen peroxide instead.However you cleaned your bones, rinse them thoroughly. I then leave them outside to dry in the air for a few days. After that, I put them on a tray covered in newspaper, and let them dry near a heater. DO NOT PUT THEM ON A HEATER OR A RADIATOR OR ANYTHING HOT BECAUSE THEY WILL CRACK. Leave the bones out for two or three days, even after they seem dry enough.If there is any dirt left, I use a toothbrush to take it off. It should come off easily.Look how these badger bones came out the water brown, but they dried grey ! Nothing was done to them between these two pictures, they just dried:Sometimes you end up with tiny amounts of soft tissue left after cleaning the bone. You can tell by the horrible smell. This is bad and fiddly to solveYou can try and remove it with tweezers,wire or high pressure water from a hosepipe. Bugs usually won't eat it once it's been through peroxide or biological washing powder, but you can leave it out to dry and drop off.In this fallow deer jaw, there was soft tissue that was hard to reach in the root canal. I pushed down a cable tie and used it to 'floss' the dead flesh out. Then I used high pressure water from a hosepipe to push the bits out.Don't. Just don't.If you must, try cooking them instead.