A woman driving a Mini Cooper crashed into an M&J Seafood delivery truck Monday in Cirencester, England. She took her eyes off the road when, according to The Bristol Post, pleasuring herself at the wheel. The woman in her 30s was caught holding a sex toy and buttoning her pants by the rear camera of the fish truck. The driver had been looking for work "for ages," a company source said, and the collision occurred on his first shift. The driver feared a firing when summoned to company headquarters, but instead he was shown the video that explained the accident. The vibrator, reportedly, was of the Rampant Rabbit variety. This makes South Dakota's since-pulled "Don't Jerk and Drive" ad campaign seem all the more reasonable.

[H/T: Jezebel

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