Many web developers and designers might shy away from the revolutionary <marquee> HTML tag in fear of their website being called “too oldschool”, “fugly” or even “outdated”, I do not understand where these horrible prejudice for the most useful and most advanced of all the HTML tags and features out there in the world.

Once you’ve mastered the awesome powers that is put in your hand once you start using <marquee>text</marquee> in your own websites, your clients will start lining up at your doorstep, the most basic of sites becomes the most mysterious and powerful website in existence with the addition of a single marquee.

<MARQUEE> IS LOVE,

<MARQUEE> IS LIFE.

The marquee tag is the most powerful and most beautiful of the entire HTML specification, the genius that came up with it should be praised like we praise the Gaben and the Carmack!

If you haven’t guessed, this is a joke, do not use marquee, it’s horrible, can you even read this text?