So I wrote a song about Matador from Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.

Fuck you Matador, you’re such a stupid whore

I really wish you’d leave me alone

Because I spent three hours on this boss fight

And I, at this time, am sick and tired of your shit.

Oh, fuck you Matador, you’re such stupid whore

I’m really glad I beat you to a pulp

Because, Matador, I have so much more to do today

Like play outside, actually, fuck that

Because, you see, you belong to me right now

Because I beat you

And surely you’ll find your peace of mind is wrecked

Because I OWN you

Oh, fuck you Matador, you’re such a stupid whore

I’m really glad I kicked your face in

With my lightning legs and my cool-ass shorts

Oh fuck you Matador

I know we’re gonna have a lot of fun

In the post-apocalyptic wasteland where we live.