The Fine Print

At last, I've found a flashlight that meets my lighting and hygienic needs.

Don't let me get sidetracked, because I could talk about that thing all day. Point is, you're not going to get a more durable, brighter flashlight that runs on only 3 AAA batteries and weighs only a third of a pound. It's got a nice grippy surface and a belt clip, but just in case you DO drop it in a pile of raw sewage, you can rest assured that the tail cap switch is going to be germ-free.

Yup, that antibacterial tail cap switch -- what's that? I'm sorry? It's an "anti-roll tactical tail cap switch"? I guess I just glanced over it and didn't read carefully enough. Huh. What does that even mean? Well, never mind, I'm going to go wash my hands for the next several days.

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