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General No Nips needs to borrow books from the library to write his paper.

00:00 - 00:03 You need four books for your project.

00:04 - 00:05 You can borrow them all

00:05 - 00:07 from the library down the street.

00:08 - 00:12 If you don't have the right documents to get a library card,

00:12 - 00:15 you may need to bring your mother.

00:17 - 00:19 I'm 19 years old.

00:19 - 00:21 I don't need to bring my mom.

00:24 - 00:26 General No Nips...

00:27 - 00:28 Without the...

00:31 - 00:33 Without the right documents...

00:34 - 00:36 You can only borrow one book at a time.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone leave chat except Blaze, Barnsie, Dan and Chilly

01:13 - 01:15 I'm 19 years old!

01:15 - 01:17 I should be able to borrow more than one book!

01:18 - 01:23 The librarian is being mean. She's a nazi!

01:25 - 01:28 A fucking reference? Really??

01:29 - 01:31 What is this, a college acceptance?

01:31 - 01:34 I need FOUR books for this paper.

01:34 - 01:37 My professor insists I get these books!

01:37 - 01:40 How else can I possibly get a book??

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, you could just order the book from Amazon.

01:42 - 01:46 And pay for shipping? Are you insane?

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, with Amazon Prime, shipping is free.

01:48 - 01:52 You think I can afford Amazon Prime?

01:53 - 01:54 I still live with my parents!

01:56 - 01:57 I brought a photo ID.

01:57 - 02:00 I brought a postcard with my name on it.

02:00 - 02:03 What more do these barbarians want from me?!

02:04 - 02:08 Now they want me to bring my mother?

02:08 - 02:13 I'm 18 years old! I'm an adult!

02:14 - 02:16 If I they won't give me a book,

02:17 - 02:21 I will burn down their stupid library!

02:27 - 02:29 How dare they question me!

02:30 - 02:34 I am a grown man. I'm not soft.

02:34 - 02:36 You guys don't think I'm soft, do you?

02:41 - 02:42 I'm just trying to write a paper

02:43 - 02:47 and I don't have time to write it in the library, AJ!

02:48 - 02:53 I take two classes a week

02:54 - 02:56 and I have a part-time job too okay

02:56 - 02:59 and I go 3-13 every year in this shit league

03:00 - 03:02 though I did just beat Tyler's bitch ass.

03:04 - 03:07 You really are a bitch, Tyler.

03:14 - 03:16 I really don't know what to do.

03:19 - 03:23 I guess I'm just going to drop the class...

03:25 - 03:26 ...that was a joke

03:31 - 03:33 What can I do?

03:40 - 03:46 I guess I'll just ask my mom to take me tomorrow

03:46 - 03:49 and she can get me a library card.