man: this movie is stupid. the plot doesn't make any sense and the acting is terrible man: how did i get dragged to this movie premiere? man (looking at movie screen): WHOA! why am i on the screen?! i'm in this movie?! woman (next to man): keanu! shh! keanu: whoa keanu reeves: my sadness must be blocking my memories of having done this movie keanu reeves: and that just makes me sadder

it's an endless cycle of sadness