Because making an egg could apparently be simpler, the Rollie's a thermos-looking, toaster-like system that automatically cooks 'em to perfection in a couple minutes, then pops 'em out when they're done cooking in a hilariously phallus-shaped roll for you to enjoy on a stick. Simply crack open and drop one or two eggs/whites into its nonstick cylinder along with any other omelette-worthy ingredients, let it cook, and, when it pops, spear it with a skewer and remove. What's more, each one comes with a recipe guide that'll show you how to use it to make stuff way tastier than eggs, like burritos, pizza, and even desserts.