EXCUSE ME, SIR,

WE'RE LOOKING FOR A GROUP OFPEOPLE CALLED "THE CRIPS".

YOU ARE ?

DO YOU KNOWWHERE THEY MEET ?

WE'VE ALREADY TRIEDTHE REC CENTER AND THE LIBRARY.

THE CRIPS HANG OUTIN THAT OLD WAREHOUSEDOWN THERE.

BUT NOBODY GOES IN THERE.

OH, IT'S OKAY,WE'RE CRIPS OURSELVES.

COME ON,TIM, TIM !

TIMMY !

( rap music playing )

WELL, HELLO EVERYONE !

I'M JIM SWANSON ANDTHIS IS MY FRIEND, TIMMY.

TIMMY !

UH... TIMMY !

WELL, LET US TELL YOUA LITTLE ABOUT OURSELVES.

TIMMY AND I ARE BOTHTRUE CRIPS, BORN AND RAISED.

WE'RE THE ONLY CRIPS INSOUTH PARK, WHERE WE LIVE,

AND WOULD LOVE TO JOINYOUR FANTASTIC DENVER CHAPTER.

IS THEY FOR REAL, MAN ?

WE JUST HAVE ONE QUESTIONBEFORE WE JOIN YOUR CLUB.

DO YOU THINK IT'S BETTERTO BE BORN A CRIP,

OR TO BECOME A CRIPLATER BY ACCIDENT ?

THE ONLY REAL CRIPSWAS BORN CRIPS, DAWG !

YEAH, YOU CAN'T BECOMEA CRIP BY ACCIDENT, FOOL !

I AGREE.

I MEAN, IT'S LIKE COME ON,WHY DO ALL THESE PEOPLE

WHO BECOME CRIPS LATER IN LIFE

THINK THEY HAVESUCH GREAT POTATOES ?

TIMMY !

WE'RE GLAD YOU SEE ITOUR WAY, FELLAS.

SO CAN WEJOIN YOUR GROUP ?

ALL RIGHT, YOU WANNA THUGWITH THE FIVE-POINTS CRIPS ?

YOU BITCHES,ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS

POP SOMEPUNK-ASS BLOODS.

WELL, SURE, TIM AND I WOULD LOVETO POP SOME PUNK-ASS BLOODS.

WE'RE TERRIFIC AT IT.

TIMMY ?

I DON'T KNOW, TIMMY,JUST PLAY ALONG.

TIMMY !

SO YOU SAYING,YOU'RE DOWN ?

DOWN LIKEA CLOWN, CHARLIE BR--

DOWN LIKE A CLOWN,CHARLIE BRRR--

DOWN LIKE A CLOWN,CHARLIE BAH, BAH--

DOWN LIKE A CLOWN,CHARLIE B-BROWN.