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Not Your Common Ramen

To the uneducated, "gourmet instant noodles" may sound like an oxymoron, like "vegan bacon" or "tasty vegan bacon", but there exists an underground realm of savory gourmet ramen, where bowls abound and exotic flavors reign supreme.

By foolishly conflating instant ramen with sad, sorry Cup-O-Noodles, the Western World has barely skimmed the spicy broth surface of superior ramen. The Ramen Connoisseur Crate is a starter kit in the journey toward adventurous eating, creating exquisite taste at an instantaneous pace.

Advanced Techniques

We've scoured the most exotic Japanese, Korean, and Chinese markets to find these world-class ramen flavors. Beginner boilers should heed these objectively optimal preparation instructions to maximize taste:

Prepare packs only with triple-distilled water imported from the volcanic hot springs of Mount Fuji

imported from the volcanic hot springs of Mount Fuji Move heat source as close to sea level as possible for even cooking times- this may require taking the water boiler to the lowest level of the library or the locker room of the aquatic fitness center

for even cooking times- this may require taking the water boiler to the lowest level of the library or the locker room of the aquatic fitness center Allow noodles to 'breathe' for 5 minutes once the pack is opened before adding to hot water- singing to the dry noodles for these 5 minutes opens the pores and allows them to harmonize with the essence of their environment

The Ramen Doctor

MSG? Try PhD. The Ramen Connoisseur Crate has an advanced degree in Exquisite Flavor and Seasonings. The authentic Chili Seasoning, Chili Oil, and Japanese Pepper can doctor up the worst of dining hall blunders, or bring knock-off Ramen to a consumable standard.

And of course, ramen this enticing doesn't go unnoticed by those with jealous, dubious intentions. These chopsticks are the most intimidating way to ward off future Ramen rivals (and there will be many).

Awaken your tastebuds with the Ramen Connoisseur Crate, and see how deep the ramen bowl truly goes.