One of the breeder ducks will be named after you and i shall colour it's tail with a food colouring of your choice to facilitate recognition. Please know that this duck will NEVER be processed to be served and will be granted a comfortable retirement once its days on the force are over. I will also email you a photo (with honouring caption) of 'your' duck so you can print it and place it on your fridge, office desk, in your wallet or locker, or even use as your Fb profile picture.

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