Taft

Short-arms his follow through. Blocks his rotation a bit by keeping his glove hand in his pocket. Too fat.

Wilson

Loses power due to his insistence in punching the air when he throws.

Harding

Lets pitching hand fly away from body too much. Body language signifies he does not take it seriously.

Coolidge

Reliance on guard rail shows stability issues. Tries to throw a type of knuckleball,but his grip does not provide the necessary flutter for it to be effective.

Hoover

Lets his glove-side arm hang off his body like a side of pork. Does not actually look at his target — watches the ball instead.

FDR

Stupidly-high release point. Looks like he’s trying to dunk a basketball. Ball only goes about 30 feet. Guard rail issues.

Truman

Leans a little too far back on windup. Glove arm flies outward. Uses his hat as a counterbalance, which would need to be fixed. LOOGY potential.

Eisenhower

Terrible mechanics. Probably not fixable. Holds his glove arm it like he’s avoiding a punch. Barely bends throwing elbow. Doesn’t look at target.

JFK

Max-effort guy. Arm doesn’t have much pronation after release. Narrow shoulders, but good baseball body.

LBJ

Plus glove, in that he’s the first I’ve seen who has one. Arm flies out a little, but, overall, has pretty good form.

Nixon

Poor windup. Leans too far back. Does not even attempt to hide the ball. Uses glove arm for balance well.

Ford

Has fairly good trunk rotation. Tends to fall off the mound a lot.

Carter

Throws from a three-quarter slot with some consistency. A little too rigid in his delivery. Good clubhouse guy — tends to be a peacekeeper.

Reagan

Side-armer with good velocity. A little thick in the middle, and a little old for his level.

H.W. Bush

Too upright on the mound. Insists on using ancient glove. Promotion would not be prudent at this time.





Clinton

Mechanics will lead to elbow injuries. Short stride. Looks at the sky during delivery.

W. Bush

Best delivery I’ve seen so far. Nice, easy motion to home. Another good clubhouse guy. Gives everybody a nickname.





Obama

Good baseball body. Keeps himself in shape. Decent hitter as well. Will have to move to the field if he keeps insisting on wearing a flak jacket while playing.

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