[KATIE MONSTER:]

The internet is really really great

[BITCOIN MONSTER:]

For scams

[KATE:]

I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait

[BITCOIN:]

For scams

[KATE:]

Huh?

There’s always some new site

[BITCOIN:]

For scams!

[KATE:]

I browse all day and night

[BITCOIN:]

For scams!

[KATE:]

It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light

[BITCOIN:]

For scams!

[KATE:]

Bitcoin!

[BITCOIN:]

The internet is for scams

[KATE:]

BITCOIN!

[BITCOIN:]

The internet is for scams

[KATE:]

What are you doing!?

[BITCOIN:]

Why you think the net was born?

Scams scams scams

[KATE:]

Biiiiiitcoin!

[BITCOIN:]

Oh! Hello, Kate Monster

[KATE:]

You are ruining my song

[BITCOIN:]

Oh, me sorry, me no mean to

[KATE:]

Well, if you wouldn’t mind, please

Being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

[BITCOIN:]

Me no talkie

[KATE:]

Good

I’m glad we have this new technology

[BITCOIN:]

For scams

[KATE:]

Which gives us untold opportunity

[BITCOIN:]

For sca—

Oops, sorry

[KATE:]

Right from you own desktop

[BITCOIN:]

For—

[KATE:]

You can research, browse and shop

Until you’ve had enough and you’re ready to stop

[BITCOIN:]

For scams!

[KATE:]

BITCOIN!

[BITCOIN:]

The internet is for scams!

[KATE:]

Noooo

[BITCOIN:]

The internet is for scams!

[KATE:]

BITCOIN

[BITCOIN:]

Me up all night sending my coins to scams, scams, scams!

[KATE:]

That’s gross! You’re a sucker!

[BITCOIN:]

Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster

[KATE:]

No, really, you’re a sucker

Normal people don’t sit at home and sign up

To scams on the internet

[BITCOIN:]

Ohhhh?

[KATE:]

What?!

[BITCOIN:]

You have no idea

Ready, normal people?

[BRIAN]

Ready!

[GARY]

Ready!

[ROD]

Ready!

[BITCOIN:]

Lemme hear it!

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

The internet is for scams!

[PRINCETON:]

Sorry, Kate

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

The internet is for scams!

[PRINCETON:]

I speculate!

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

All these boys will send their coins

For scams, scams, scams!

[KATE:]

The internet is not for scams!

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

Scams, scams—

[KATE:]

Hold on a second!

Now I know for a fact that you, Rod, check your art photos and tasteful imagery online …

[ROD:]

That’s correct!

[KATE:]

And Brian, you buy things on Pornhub.com …

[BRIAN:]

Sure!

[KATE:]

And Gary, you keep selling your collectible Playboys on eBay …

[GARY:]

Yes I do!

[KATE:]

And Princeton, you sent me that candid online birthday card …

[PRINCETON:]

True!

[BITCOIN:]

Oh, but Kate

What you think he do… after? Hmm?

[PRINCETON:]

Yeah

[KATE:]

Ewww!

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

The internet is for scams!

[KATE:]

Gross!

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

The internet is for scams!

[KATE:]

I hate scams

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

That moonshot just lost the lot …

[KATE:]

I hate you men!

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

… to scams, scams, scams!

(Harmonizing) Scams, scams, scams, scams

[KATE:]

I’m leaving!

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

Scams, scams, scams, scams

Scams, scams, scams, scams

[KATE:]

I hate the Internet!

[BITCOIN AND GUYS:]

Scams, scams, scams, scams

[BITCOIN:]

The Internet is for

[BITCOIN AND SOME:]

The Internet is for

[BITCOIN AND ALL:]

The Internet is for scams!

[BITCOIN:]

Yeah!

the original

I’m so sorry.

not sorry really