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"Mr. Perry, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!"











UPDATE: First - speaking of tea-bagging - this diary was written with tongue in cheek, as befits a subject as dire as this. To any who might have missed this important fact, I apologize for my lack of clarity. Second, I love Texas. Some of my best friends are Texans; many of them are a credit to their state. Anyone who wants to talk smack about Texas without the aforementioned tongue planted firmly in the aforementioned cheek can kiss the cheeks of my previously unmentioned behind. Third: How dare I poke fun at certain Texas politicians? Simple: I'm from California, a state whose political figures often have a lot to be modest about. Take my state government - please.

Finally, as ever, thanks for reading! Have a nice day, y'all!