10. University of Florida

Douchiest College, Sunburned Tits Conference

**Home of: **The "Tim Tebow" douche.

**Douchey Affectations: **Baggy cutoff camo shorts; pristine all-white Nike Air Force 1's with ankle socks poking out just so; Tim Tebow jersey only partly concealing the rip tattoo for your homey on the upper biceps; sun-kissed hair, wad chest; pierced tongue, or at least eyebrow.

**Claim to Fame: **It has a journalism school that's not awful.

**Overheard in Line at the Gator Corner: **"Think I'm gonna skip class and post up by the pool and bronze out, dude. You in?"

**Typical Gator Growl Itinerary: **Smoke a bunch of schwaggy weed and crank the hip-hop and Godsmack on your way to the Swamp. Get so drunk on grain punch that you pass out on the grass, somewhere between Dane Cook's act and the Steve Miller Band. Have to be carried back to some stranger's dorm room, where you wake up to cheers from the goateed strangers who brought you home and cracked eggs in your hair and drew cocks and balls on your forehead with dry-erase markers. Watch the fourth quarter.

**In Ten Years Will Be: **Professional football player; professional basketball player; some rich farmer's chosen politician, propping up land values on dying orange groves with center-right state legislation. Or managing a string of Chipotles.

**Douchey Alums: **Joe Scarborough, Steve Spurrier, Camilo Villegas, Erin Andrews, Gatorade.

Source: The Rogers Littleton Guide to America's Douchiest Colleges