"Oh, pony. I've woken up from a hangover in a lot of strange places before. This is a new one. I wonder how I got up here. Or how I'm going to get down for that matter. I'm also trying really, really hard to not wonder how I'm breathing. Nope. Nothing strange happening there.



"What's that continent down there? I hope it's Equestria. I probably should have payed more attention to geography class when I was a filly. Well, nothing for it now. Should I try to move closer? I have a pretty strong feeling that I shouldn't. I don't know how I'm gonna stick the landing if I fall out of orbit. Maybe if I was a pegasus I could figure something out. Oh well, I may have to get used to being up here. Just me and this martini glass.





"Speaking of which, I could really use a drink. I wonder if I can reach for that thing. I'm kinda afraid to, what with the falling out of orbit predicament and all. Will that be a difficult thing to maintain with my new planet-free lifestyle I'm going to have to get used to? I probably should have payed more attention in that class too. I always thought that class on astral dynamics and orbital physics was a strange thing for fillies to learn. We all did. And now here I wish I knew what to do. Hindsight is 20/20, or so they say."