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Rat: Look at me, Goat... I've become a judge. It's always been a life-long dream of mine. Goat: Good for you, Rat. That's a critical role in our system of due process. What made you want to do it? Rat: They give you a hammer to hit idiots. Goat: That's not what that's for. Rat: Okay, you're first.