The Bathroom for Everyone

Item# SCP-(blank)

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-(blank)'s location is to be surrounded by a 30 meter electrified fence, with two heavily armed guards at the gate. any civilian approaching the containment area is to be led out or terminated if the civilian refuses.

All individuals that came out of SCP-(blank) are separately contained.

Description: SCP-(blank) is a unisex bathroom located in an abandoned shopping mall, in the foodcourt area. despite the mall's condition, the bathroom seems to be in tact and almost clean. no signs of neglect was found inside nor outside SCP-(blank).

Every 10 seconds, the sound of a toilet flushing can heard behind the door, which lasts for a good 7 seconds. after the toilet flushes, an individual will emerge out of the bathroom, although there was nobody inside the bathroom. these individuals are known as SCP-(blank)-ALPHA.

SCP-(blank)-ALPHA are a group of individuals that have used SCP-(blank), while most of them showed no hostilely towards personnel, some of which were very hostile.

SCP-(blank) first came to the foundation's attention when a group of urban explorers had reported being attacked by "cat people", another case where two teenagers reported seeing "a real life anime girl" coming out of SCP-(blank).

Here is a list of all the individuals:

A bald humanoid male with seaweed-green skin, yellow eyes, sharp teeth, and pointy ears, wearing medieval armor of unknown origin. when asked about the armour, subject claims that he was ready for a war.

A blue translucent male, who literally walked through the door. subject seemed to ignore the guards that were about to capture it, it's whereabouts are currently unknown.

A female anthropomorphic loxodonta (African elephant) wearing a biker outfit. subject refused to answer any questions and was really rude.

A reanimated corpse. when asked about it's death, subject claims to have no memory of it.

An enormous grape-skinned arachnid. it attacked and at least killed 4 (four) guards until it was neutralised via gunfire.

A male wearing a spongebob squarepants costume. when asked about the costume, subject explained that he was going to a spongebob convention.

A completely naked overweight woman of Mexican descent, only wearing sneakers. when asked about it's nudity, subject instead started farting constantly.

An entity whose body is completely made out of molten lava. when asked about it's origin, subject claimed it came from the underworld.

A gelatinous mass of blue slime taking the shape of a young girl. when asked about it's origin, subject gurgled as a way of communication.

A male anthropomorphic horse wearing a military outfit. when asked about the outfit, subject started to call doctors "maggots".

A giant fan which crawled on four robotic spider-like legs. it was cornered by guards until it used it's wings to blow away the guards and then used them to fly away. fortunately, nobody was killed but some guards suffered minor injuries.

A small Rottweiler puppy. researchers are still trying to find it's owners.

A shirtless caucasian male who had incense sticks stabbed into his back, although showed no sign of distress. when asked about them, subject explains that he was tired of smelling bad.

A humanoid entity who seemed to "glitch" out. when asked about the glitches, subject claimed he was born with it.

A pair of twins of Japanese descent. the two subjects were brutally fighting each other, attempts to break up the fight had failed as both of them severely injured a few guards. both were neutralised via gunfire.

A reanimated corpse of Adolf Hitler. subject kept ranting about jews constantly.

A sentient life-size rag-doll. subject could not speak due to a stitched up mouth.

A hooded entity that wore a gas mask. when asked about the mask, subject claimed that it didn't breathe oxygen.

An entity that took the form of former president Gerald Ford, the only difference about it was it's pale skin and empty hollow eye sockets. when asked about it's origin, subject instead demanded that it meet with the real Gerald Ford but this was denied.

Only one of these interviews was recorded.

<Begin log>

Doctor Kaber: Don't you feel any pain with those incense sticks on your back?

Subject: Nah, it's fine really.

Doctor Kaber: Did someone did this to you or-

Subject: I did myself! it was painful at first but it slowly calmed down.

Doctor Kaber: Anyways, which universe do you come from?

Subject: Universe? you mean like a home?

Doctor Kaber: Yes.

Subject: Um… alright… I come from a universe where everyone is in love… with pain!

Doctor Kaber: When did you go inside SCP-(blank)?

Subject: Honestly, doc… I have no [expletive] clue!

<End log>