As we all know, royalty is big into incest.

There’s nothing a monarchy loves more than just keeping it in the family until the bloodline can’t tell its deformed mouth from its rear end, as my friend Charles the Bewitched, can attest.

“Buuuhhh…. pffffttt… *slurp*.” – Charles

Thanks, Charles!

Now, back to the incest. Stay with me for a moment, I want you to use your imagination for a bit. Pretend you’re a prince; a handsome, dashing prince from a great fantasy kingdom of magic and sexy elf ladies. Now, being the proverbial man who has everything, you have only one wish – having sex with your own mother. Your whole mission in life is to become a literal mother-fucker, presumably just like all your incestuous ancestors. This is totally fine, because you’re in a pornographic Chinese cartoon (pronounced in the Mandarin vernacular as “an Annie-May“), so it’s hot instead of creepy.

You then give this a try, and hey, it sort of works. Turns out the Queen is this super-hot, super-horny MILF who really wants the dick but just can’t admit it, and she is about to burst from sexual frustration because the King is a flaccid, barely-alive old man. Then, just as you, the prince, are this close to scoring and beating some awesome ara-ara pussy, your insufferable cunt of a sister bursts into the room! She talks the Queen out of it, beats you into unconsciousness, then has you exiled on charges of trying to rape another member of the royal family.

What is a prince to do? Why, swear revenge of course! With the blessings and strength of the darkest powers, you’ll return to your kingdom, and finally fuck your mother, then follow it up with your sister, and then every other woman in the vicinity. Hell, do things perfectly, and you might even fuck the world!.

OK, to be perfectly fair, the Queen and your sister look like this. So, it’s almost reasonable!

This is the basic plot behind Princess Knight Lilia, a six-episode (180 mins. total) 2006 to 2010 adaptation of Lilith Soft’s eponymous Visual Novel, itself released in 2004. Dirk, crown prince of Rufen, tries to rape his own mother and is caught in the act by his sister, Princess Lilia. Lilia beats the stuffing out of Dirk (she is a Princess Knight after all) and threatens to inform his father, the King.

Threatened with public shame and eventual exile, Dirk panics and turns to the only person who looks willing to help: court enchantress Chiriko — a sexy elf lady — with huge tits and a chip on her shoulder. Chiriko uses her magical powers to summon Sand, the servant of the King of Demons. Sand promises Dirk the demons’ power (and thus utter and total control over Rufen) under one condition. It turns out that Princess Lilia is a powerful nexus of holy energy, which the King of Demons covets. In exchange for his magical powers and demon army, Dirk must find a way to extract Lilia’s holy energy and hand it over to Sand. Of course, because this is hentai, Sand and Chiriko determine that the best method to do this is through massive occult orgies involving a lot of gangrape.

Dirk — having no morals and a raging boner — promptly accepts without question, and leads a bloody palace coup. He kills his father, then makes Lilia and the Queen his cock slaves.

If all blond guys are evil, and all brown people terrorists, it follows that this kid is basically Hitler.

Make no mistake. If what you’ve read already hasn’t tipped you off, Princess Knight Lilia isn’t a vanilla hentai. It’s very much about gangrape, incestuous rape, monster rape, elf rape, and pretty much any other kind of rape you could commit; that being said, it never flies off the deep end into stuff like guro, scat, and whatever else. Pretty much from the first minute of Dirk’s successful coup all the way to the end of the sixth episode, Princess Knight Lilia is a wonderful orgy of non-consensual sex, mindbreak, corruption, sexual slavery, and pretty much every other nice, wholesome, tasteful fetishes a patrician could agree with. As Lilia tries to survive and find a way out of the powerful yoke of her crazed brother, she has to contend with being used as a public whore, getting raped by ogres, and being forced into sex with her own mother.

“And this is Mr. Tibbles. He’s gentler than he looks!”

It’s true that, on the technical side of things, Princess Knight Lilia isn’t all that impressive. The animation is fitting for a hentai adaptation started in 2006 (read, rather bad) and the art style is noticeably less striking than the one found in Lilith Soft’s original, tragically-still-untranslated VN. It’s also, sadly, pixel-censored (it’s never had an official release in the West); however, the voice acting is excellent (the enchantress Chiriko, in particular, is dripping sex with every line), the sound effects are good, and the fantasy story while silly, is fun enough to keep your interest in the brief moments in-between the porn.

When it counts, Princess Knight Lilia doesn’t disappoint with the composition of its scenes. Every attractive girl gets a chance to shine multiple times, and the series never shows you a nice pair of tits without also showing the girl it belongs to getting the daylights fucked out of her. Lilia gets fucked, and her mother gets fucked, but then they also get fucked at the same time, and Chiriko laughs at them without knowing that she’ll get bent over and creamed in the next episode. The attending maids draw back in fear at all the rape and hope to take refuge in obscurity, but hey, it turns out that being an extra doesn’t save you from a nice, long ogre rape scene. It’s excellent, and it shows a certain rare taste. Far too often lewd works will show a host of cute girls but only ever show porn of the two or three more important ones. It’s really nice when a series avoids those sorts of pitfalls.

Princess Knight Lilia is a rape-happy good time that’s well worth a watch. It has its flaws and shows its age, but it’s still a great addition to any hentai catalog, particularly if you’re looking for a rape/slavery fetish work.

The ahegao is fantastic.

You can purchase Princess Knight Lilia at J-List here . On the same store, you can also get the original VN that this hentai anime is an adaptation of here. Maybe, if enough people buy it, somebody will be inspired to translate it? Anybody? Please?