by Bonk's Mullet Staff

Senators @ Sharks, October 12

KEYS TO THE GAME LIGHT UP ALL THE MUPS. DON'T LEAVE ANY MUPS OUT ON THE TABLE OUT THERE. GOTTA LIGHT MUPS FOR A FULL 60 MINUTES TONIGHT BOYS

— Boochenski (@Brochenski) October 13, 2013

Did Spezza just execute a FAKE drop pass? It's...it's evolving.

— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) October 13, 2013

Pro tip: If you watch this Sens game with Wu-tang: 36 Chambers as backing soundtrack, Robin Lehner is that much more badass.

— DefenseMinister (@DefenseMinister) October 13, 2013

Homeless people give Brent Burns money.

— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) October 13, 2013

Senators @ Ducks, October 13

i would assume anderson starts tonight, which means eight stout men with shock prods are currently trying to trap a released lehner

— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) October 13, 2013

Maybe the Sens' problem now is that Bobby Ryan is scoring too often.

— Tao of Jarmo (@TaoOfJarmo) October 15, 2013

At least after this thumping in Anaheim we don't have to watch the ducks hoist the Cup

— Don in Oakville (@Don_inOakville) October 14, 2013

Senators @ Coyotes, October 15

@wtyky it's the passes they're *not* making that you have look for.

— Louis-Martin Parent (@lmparent) October 16, 2013

"Milan may have got the all the brains in the family, but I got the knees." - Zbynek Michalek #Sens

— Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) October 16, 2013

☆。★。☆。★ 。☆。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ SPEZZA ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。☆。☆ ☆。★。☆。★

— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) October 16, 2013

Senators vs. Devils, October 17

Nothing like a good wave, part 3. https://t.co/GvSla7fR2g

— TomSENS (@TomSENS) October 18, 2013

"Gryba in a bad spot". Yes the ice

— Don in Oakville (@Don_inOakville) October 18, 2013

Erik Karlsson's hands of butter are perfectly complimented by Erik Condra's hands of lobster.

— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) October 18, 2013

Pretty sure the #sens use Eric Condra's hands as an emergency skate sharpener on the bench. @BonksMullet

— John Groves (@jfgroves) October 18, 2013

Miscellany

A group of scientists observe Condra miss open nets in practise. "Remarkable" one mutters as he takes notes. Intern is in the corner puking.

— Boochenski (@Brochenski) October 19, 2013

Ridiculous RT@NHLPlayerSafety As punishment Pat Kaleta will be covered in super glue and dragged through an old smelly barn for three hours

— Boochenski (@Brochenski) October 15, 2013

Da Costa is off of da rosta

— Mat March (@mat_sens) October 18, 2013

What the.. RT@NHLPlayerSafety As punishment for his dirty hit Lapierre will be forced to play out the remainder of the season for the Sabres

— Boochenski (@Brochenski) October 17, 2013

the leafs are like a rich guy who cellars boxed wine

— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) October 20, 2013

Our second edition of "Tweets of the Week" spans from October 12th to October 19th. "But that's more than a week," you say. Well, here at Bonk's Mullet, we're independent, free-thinking artists that won't be brought down by the man. We don't conform to "schedules." Our work is as free flowing as Erik Karlsson flying a kite. It's smoother than Da Costa's bottom. It's more manicured than Chris Neil's dentures. Here are your tweets of the week.