5 left joy-cons later (on 2 different Switches, 1 switch is 1 year old, second switch is 2 years) and every single time I had to buy a new one.

Why? No issue said Nintendo, and the last time I was done with it because they required me to pay for the older one because it was 3 days out of warranty.

This is EU btw, I really like the Switch a lot but that whole "Nintendo quality" does not exist with the Joy-con analogs, if a PS Vita with same small analogs can work fine after 7 YEARS of intense usage then why can't do the joy-cons?

And I won't even start about their other controllers, aside from a broken analog on the N64 and a old nunchuck (after years of usage) all our Nintendo controllers work fine, same for handhelds their inputs, nothing has the issues as extreme like with the analogs on the joy-cons.

Yesterday I played Secret of Mana on the SNES we have, a SNES and it's controller that by now are 25+ years old and still work great, come on Nintendo admit you messed up with the joy-cons and "be a man" and recall all the joy-cons and extend their warranty just like Microsoft did with the Xbox 360 after their messup.

Because 5 new joycons on 2 systems in 2 years is insane, and I'm not giving my money for them anymore Nintendo, I fix them myself from now on for 6 times cheaper, but that doesn't change the fact that while cheaper I'm not happy about this.

Their reaction to this is weak, we know they know about the issue, we do contact them for warranty and that all does not fix this design flaw, this reaction is more like "we know it, deal with the drift because we ain't going to fix it"