From this week’s Fresh Off the Boat:

“The number one dating rule is to LISTEN to a woman.”

“What if what she’s saying is, uh… boring?”

“You should still be listening to her.”

“Even if she’s talking about horses?”

“ESPECIALLY when she’s talking about horses!”

This is the immutable truth of my life, y'all.

‪#‎LoveYouSweetie‬