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Jason: They sent you a beta version of Riviablo?!? Why?!? How?!? It's not fair! I'm the one who loves computer games! I'm the one who's been waiting four years for this! I'm the one who entered their online "Be a beta tester for Riviablo" sweepstakes! Egad! I'll bet I did it while logged on as you! I mean, um, while accidentally logged on as you. Paige: A minute ago, I was ready to give this to you.