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Hitler is excited about his first Weezer concert, until he learns that his girlfriend isn't a Pinkerton purist like him

00:00 - 00:03 Weezer will be performing at the venue next Saturday

00:04 - 00:05 Doors will open at 7:00...

00:05 - 00:07 And the show should start at 8:00

00:08 - 00:12 Judging from the setlists they've been using on this tour...

00:12 - 00:15 They'll mostly do the hits, but they might pull out a deep cut

00:17 - 00:19 I'll bring my new girlfriend

00:19 - 00:21 She loves Weezer as much as I do

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Führer...

00:27 - 00:28 Your girlfriend...

00:31 - 00:33 Your girlfriend likes pop Weezer

00:34 - 00:36 Her favorite song is "Feels Like Summer"

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who has jacked off and cried while listening to Pinkerton may leave

01:13 - 01:15 "Feels Like Summer"?!

01:15 - 01:17 "Feels Like Fucking Summer"?!

01:18 - 01:23 Keven Federline could put out a better fucking album than Pacific Daydream!

01:25 - 01:28 I can't listen to that dumpster fire without vomiting!

01:29 - 01:31 It's an Imagine Dragons knockoff!

01:31 - 01:34 And don't get me started on the Teal Album...

01:34 - 01:37 So suddenly they're a wedding band covering 80s synthpop?!

01:37 - 01:40 Those fucking sellouts...

01:40 - 01:42 I thought Brian did alright on "Paranoid"...

01:42 - 01:46 It was soulless and artificial!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Führer, "Africa" was a huge hit for them

01:48 - 01:52 Rivers is hellbent on making Weezer a top 40 band

01:53 - 01:54 He's not a trap-pop teen idol

01:56 - 01:57 He's a middle-aged man!

01:57 - 02:00 Why in God's name would he put out "California Snow",

02:00 - 02:03 And actually expect us fans to accept it as a Weezer song??

02:04 - 02:08 The Blue Album and Pinkerton are the only times they got it right

02:08 - 02:13 Everything else has been a cheap attempt to get airplay

02:14 - 02:16 You're telling me the band that did "Across The Sea"...

02:17 - 02:21 Is the same band that shat out "Beverly Hills"?!

02:27 - 02:29 I just want what all Weezer fans want

02:30 - 02:34 For every album to be exactly like the first two, grungy and perfect!

02:34 - 02:36 But Rivers Cuomo has to "experiment"

02:41 - 02:42 And leave us all to starve!

02:43 - 02:47 Just rock out like it's 1994, how hard can that be??

02:48 - 02:53 I mean, if I get high enough, I can jam to the Green Album

02:54 - 02:56 But they had the gall to make Raditude

02:56 - 02:59 Why is Lil Wayne guest rapping on a Weezer song?

03:00 - 03:02 It makes me want to rip my ears off

03:04 - 03:07 Has that asshole never heard Maladroit?

03:14 - 03:16 I'll go to the damn concert

03:19 - 03:23 And I will headbang to "El Scorcho"

03:25 - 03:26 But I tell you this...

03:31 - 03:33 I will not forgive them for the Black Album

03:40 - 03:46 "Undone", "Only In Dreams", "Pink Triangle", "Butterfly"...

03:46 - 03:49 These are my heart songs