I’ve started donating plasma recently, and before each donation, they measure your weight, pulse and blood pressure, and check your blood for anything new. Today I noticed that the scale is labeled Health-o-meter. The scale. Not the thermometer, or the blood pressure cuff, or the little spinny dealie that makes sure I’m not going to give hepatitis to some poor hemophiliac baby. No, the scale is really doing all the work of making sure I’m healthy. Sure, whatever you say.

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