In Night Attack episode 43, Justin Robert Young promised that he would purchase a beard for Santa Claus. Mr. Claus had appeared on Night Attack (and the previous series, NSFW) several times, always during the busy holiday season, and Mr. Claus' beard was getting rather worse for wear.

It is now mid-June, and it appears that Mr. Young has not yet purchased the promised facial accessory.

JuRY, We know that the latter half of 2015 is going to be a busy one for you: You are venturing into the world of video game (sorry, Hearthstone) streaming, following in the footsteps of your fiancé. You are writing a one-man show that will be performed at Nerdtacular 2015. And, of course, you are planning your wedding to the illustrious Ms. Paramore, taking place at the end of the Summer. All while you jet across the county, not unlike salesmen of old, purveying team-building fun to those who so sorely need it. It's probably better that you take care of this now.

Purchasing a beard should be a simple thing, especially in the Bay Area, where costume shops must be as prevalent as gambling halls are in Las Vegas. Failing that, I am sure the Internet has many commercial entities and other individuals that would be interested in selling you a beard of proper fit and finish for one such as Mr. Claus. Oh how great it is to live in this modern world, awash with so many opportunities for beard-purchasing!

I could go on, but I know you are a busy soul, so I will just say this:

For the good of the show, for the good of Santa, and for the good of your heart, we ask you, Mr. Young, please buy Santa a beard.

#SantaBeardJuRY