It was a beautiful day in Mewni. As long as the flow of magic continued uninterrupted, every morning would remain the same. It might seem boring, but the people living there expected such perks. It wasn't only about having money or possessions. It was also about life itself being marinated in luxury.

"Ugh!"

But while citizens of Mewni enjoyed being pampered by it, certain individuals who were just going through were appalled.

"There really wasn't any other way to reach it?" The man asking the question was rather short, with a full beard covering his face. He had a peculiar expression, telling everyone around him that he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown and anything could set him off...

"It's pretty in here."

...or anyone.

"Can we buy some candies?"

Despite the rather odd request, the new question was asked by a massive man, always cheerful and smiling. His name was Kobi.

"Oh yeah, sure. And then I'll shove them down your throat so I don't have to listen to your stupid questions!"

"Can it, you two."

With a strong and authoritative voice, and without the need to raise it, the third man, Lucan, was keen to keep their presence under the radar.

"We are in public and even though these people generally mind their own business, we do not need to risk attracting their attention."

"Then why in the hell did you bring this bastard along?"

"Because no one else can work with him. Furthemore, this mission might require brute force."

Kasper didn't like Lucan's answer. "We could've taken a couple of explosives instead of this blubbering oaf."

"Do I really need to remind you that we are on a covert mission? We are to retrieve the object and return to the base without causing a commotion."

"According to your doo-hickey, that thing is deep within the old tunnels of this place. How the hell would they know about us being down there?"

"It's an unnecessary risk that needs to be avoided to the best of our ability. We do not know how far the secret police's reach goes and we might end up finding ourselves in a dire situation. And down there no one would come to our rescue."

"I hate when you're right."

"I expected nothing else."

Lucan was going over the data in his head again and again, trying to make sure he would be ready to predict any and all possible problems along the way. But, as history had taught him, no amount of pre-planning could circumvent the consequences of working with his two colleagues: one a violent hothead and the other a behemoth with a child-like attitude. All he could do was to prepare his best with the limited knowledge he had at his disposal.

Anywhere else, their blue jumpsuits would raise at least a few eyebrows. Not here. The queen and authorities made sure that Mewmans were involved so deeply in their cushy lives that they were all but blinded by their hearts desires. Three dudes dressed like plumbers were absolutely none of their concern.

The three followed the steady flow of students into Paragon Academy. Thankfully, the main entrance wasn't their goal, so a few meters before reaching it they turned right and crept along the side alley toward the back. Even just this little piece of Mewni that they saw before them was sparkling clean; it was truly a sight to behold, and the side alleys weren't any different. To someone living in dirt, this scenery was utterly bizarre. Pieces of banners were floating above their heads as they reached their destination. They were mesmerizing to look at, something Kobi enjoyed to the fullest.

His sight-seeing was cut short as a mere minutes later they appeared in the school's backyard. The back door entrance they were looking for was a solid block of steel without any handles or windows, and it wasn't exactly clean. Lucan hit it in a specific pattern: thug-thug-scratch-thug-scratch-pause-thug. For a while nothing was happening, but soon enough they heard the screeching sound of doors trying to be opened from the inside.

"Looks like our intelligence department was right," noted Lucan silently.

"I'll congratulate them for not fucking up their job like last time when we go back," replied Kasper.

Lucan nodded in agreement.

Every place in the world had a certain reputation. When people visited them, they expected their lives to be enriched with unique, local experiences. Very few visitors were coming to Mewni, but they were expecting riches and comfort beyond their wildest dreams, not a fat greasy face looking at them with glass eyes.

"Yeaaahhh? *blurp*"

Of course, for someone living in the swamps, such sights were living standards for them.

Lucan brought up a piece of paper. "As requested by the school board, we are here to clean up the toilets."

The man standing in front of them gave them an empty look. "Yeah? You have - ugh - any papers?"

Lucan was caught surprised. "There wasn't a mention about papers."

"Yeah, see, that is a problem, because-" He obviously had a hard time not only standing on his feet, but also collecting his thoughts. "I… uh, still need to see papers."

"They didn't say anything about papers. We were told this was already settled."

"That's your problem, bud."

Diplomacy was always Lucan's first choice when dealing with people, but if that failed, Kasper used his own methods. He pushed Lucan aside and raised his head to make sure the dude standing over him would understand him very clearly. "Listen here, you fat fuck! The higher ups decided we had to come here to clean up your shit. We are more than happy to start with the biggest shit standing right in front of my face. Or you can move your dick aside and let us in to do our job!"

The man was shocked by his reaction. "Whoa there, now listen up, you can't talk to me like that!" His voice would certainly have sounded more threatening, if it wasn't for the high level of alcohol in his blood.

"Oh no? Then let me introduce you to my friend over here." He stepped aside so that the guard could see Kobi standing behind him. "His name is 'I'm gonna break your limbs'."

"Hello!" Kobi waved his hand.

"I don't-" Some understanding was seeping into his alcohol marinated brain, but it wasn't enough.

"Kobi, why don't you shake his hand?"

"I'll be happy to!"

"Show him how friendly we are."

"Oki doke!"

Kobi's face was constantly smiling at him, but there was something behind that smile that alarmed the guy, like a much needed wake up call, if only for a few seconds.

"Alright, alright! I- I'll let you in! Just- Go… *blurp* do your job."

"A wise decision."

Lucan never liked Kasper's aggressive attitude, but he couldn't dismiss its efficacy in situations like this. He smiled at the guard, trying to ease the tension a bit. "Thank you for your cooperation, sir."

"Just… Get out of my sight."

With subtle disappointment in his eyes, he took his comrades into the bowels of the school's ground floor.

The interior wasn't that much different from what they were used to down in the suburbs, but there were some notable differences. The biggest one was in the generator room they were passing through. Since everything ran on magic, many magical creatures were used as conduits for the magical flow. In here they utilized fire-flies: flies that actually generated fire and heat. But since they only did that when provoked, Mewmen engineers pioneered a solution to force them to keep releasing the energy they need. The process involved what were known as Adium Crystals. These crystals were tiny, sharp and spiky shards that could easily be found laying around near the outskirts of the city. It seemed to exist as a byproduct of several magical wars. Any magical properties were harmless to Mewmens, being only a small walking hazard if stepped on, but forcing Fireflies to go nuts. So they threw a few of them into a generator together with a swarm and let them explode with anxiety until they died.

It wasn't a pleasant view for any of them, but their goal wasn't to enforce their opinions about the environment. They needed, and quickly, to find entry to what they expected to be an ancient tunnel running somewhere under the school. With this in their minds they calmly left the ground floor and, using steep stairs, they approached the floor above.

The school was full of students getting ready for the day, but they didn't think it would be so… sterile. Regular schools were unremarkable in design to keep distractions to a minimum, but the ones in Mewni took that a step further. There were steady pure white lights illuminating dark purple walls, floor and roof, reaching to every corner. The doors were a plain dark wood with no windows. There were no pictures, no flyers, nothing that would catch the eye and get in the way.

"Fucking hell," noted Kasper silently.

"I have to agree," responded Lucan. "I can't even find the proper words to describe it."

"Did someone die here?" asked Kobi. His question caught them both by surprise.

"They may as well have. The sooner we find that entry point the better. I shudder to think how those poor kids must feel after spending several hours in here almost every day."

Kasper was visibly repulsed by this remark. "These kids - as you call them - wouldn't hesitate to smash our skulls into the nearest wall if they learned we're from the Resistance."

Lucan pondered the thought for a few seconds. "Indoctrination."

"Yeah. Let's go now."

But before they could move on, one of the students dropped her notebook at Kobi's feet.

"Excuse me," said the girl.

And in that very moment Kobi felt a sensation like never before. The same was true for Kasper as well, although for a different reason.

He slowly turned to Lucan, trying not to raise any suspicion. "Of all the people, we stumbled upon a Woolett. A fucking Woolett!" he muttered toward his partner.

"Keep your cool and we'll be fine."

She bent down slightly to pick up her notebook which she'd dropped. Kobi was quick to snap it up before she could. It was ridiculous how fast he moved to make sure his huge hand reached it before her more slender one.

"Uhm, you dropped?" he questioned, despite the obvious answer.

"Yes, thank you."

Kasper's desire to end this encounter as soon as possible was palpable. Unfortunately for him, so was Kobi's desire to prolong it. He was demonstrating this by refusing to return her notebook.

"Sorry," he said, his cheeks flushing red. "Your book?"

"Yes, may I have it now, please?"

"The book… uhm, yes, it's yours!" He stumbled on his own tongue.

"Yo, Kell, this dude don't seem right," said the voice coming out of her hair.

"Shit! There is another Woolett in her hair! Is she breeding them?!" Kasper barked beneath his breath.

"Lower your voice! She will hear you."

Her polite smile became increasingly more nervous, as she tried to pull the book harder from his grasp.

He finally loosened his grip and allowed the book to be taken back.

"I'm sorry," he said, wiping his brow and trying to find some kind of words to fill the moment that was making his heart race. "Kobi." He extended his hand her way.

The girl chuckled loosely and took his hand to shake.

"Kelly. And hey, thanks for picking it up. Sorry I bumped into you."

"No trouble," he smiled. "I like Kelly. I-I mean!" he bungled over his words again while trying rapidly to recover, scratching his head. "I like to meet you. T-that is-I mean, good to see your p-pretty face. Uh-I-uh!"

Kasper was growing angry, but he couldn't risk making a scene. "Lucan," he whispered, "do something before he blows our cover!"

"Right." Lucan stepped in. "We don't mean to be any trouble, he means to say, miss. Sorry we got in your way."

Kelly shrugged her shoulders and slipped the notebook over her shoulder and into her backpack. "Not a problem," she said as she finally saw her exit and headed away towards the cafeteria.

With the students on their way, Lucan tapped his elbow. "Let's go, Kobi. We don't have time to linger."

They went in another direction. The expression on Kobi's face was as if someone had stolen away his happiness. But Kasper wasn't so tactful.

"The hell you doing?!" he cussed in the loudest whisper he could muster.

Trying not to risk a racket, they quickly went on, turning behind the corner to hide from the eyes of the students. The hall looked pretty much the same as the previous one, but it was less cramped.

"She was so pretty," noted Kobi with sadness in his voice.

"Ain't nothing pretty about the things I'll do to you if you pull shit like that again!"

"Guys stop! Listen!" They all could hear a faint beeping coming from Lucan's backpack. "It's here."

"What?" asked Kasper. "The artifact?"

"No! That would be ridiculous. It's the entrance."

"Your thingy is showing the way?"

"Of course not. Nothing can do that. My tool is… Er - the magic. With such a low intensity in Mewni, it tends to behave like a river and my tool simply points the way to the strongest nearby current."

"Uhm. So where is it?"

"Let me check." Lucan looked around to make sure that no one would spot him. The hallway was even more empty than before. "Huh. Interesting. I wonder where they-"

"Dude!"

"Righ, right." He placed his backpack down on the ground and reached into it. After rustling through it for a few seconds he brought out a somewhat bulky piece of equipment. "So I was right. According to this, there is one magical current flowing through these halls. It's quite interesting if you think of it."

"I don't give a fuck about how 'fascinating' or whatever it is! Just point us to it so we can get the hell out of here."

"Checking."

He kept turning around until the device made the strongest sound when pointing to a specific direction. "It appears that it is coming from there. From… the cafeteria, it seems. Hmm. This might be challenging. They might have some questions about our presence going in there."

"I have an even better question for you: where the hell is Kobi?!"

They were both looking around. Spotting a huge man among young teenagers should have been easy, but their efforts were fruitless. Kobi was simply gone.

Kobi was smiling. He had every reason to. It didn't happen every day he met a girl that took his breath away. Or any girl for that matter. To be fair, he could be rather easily amazed by a lot of stuff, people included. But this was different. Because she was different. And he felt that in every bone.

He went back to the spot where he met her, being sure she would still be there. He was determined to give her a present he was holding in his hands. He approached the place, completely ignoring all other students. In everyday business they were ignoring everything that didn't concern them, just like every other Mewman; but seeing a funny looking dude in a jumpsuit just standing there with an idiotic smile did get their attention. Some of them even stopped walking and just kept watching him, wondering what he would do.

Kobi was so sure that Kelly would come back that he didn't doubt himself even for a second. He was friendly, smiling wide because he had a pretty present for her. In his mind he did everything to make her want to stay with him. Alas, their reunion was not meant to be, which he started to painfully realize after his hands started to cramp. Reality crept into his mind, forcing him to reevaluate his short term plans.

With apparent sadness in his eyes, he decided to leave the package on the ground. Even though she didn't come back to him he still hoped that she might like the present he'd picked for her. However flawed this logic was to everyone else around him, it made perfect sense to him, so he left it exactly where he had laid sight on her for the first time, and with great disappointment decided to return to his fellow agents.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Kasper.

"I'm afraid so. We must hurry before he runs into her a-"

Just as he was about to finish his sentence, Kobi appeared from behind the corner.

Kasper was thrilled to see him. "Where the fuck you have been?!"

"I wanted to give Kelly a present, but I couldn't find her, so I left it on the floor for her to find it when she comes back."

"We didn't come here to find you a date, you shitstain!"

"Wait," Lucan stopped him. "Kobi, what kind of present did you have to give her?"

"Oh. I found a really good looking box in your backpack."

"A bo-" When his eyes met with Kasper's, he knew they were in deep trouble. "The Black Box!"

Kasper didn't waste a second and hard slapped Kobi. "That was a weapon of mass destruction, you fucking retard! FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY!"

"But it looked so nice!"

"I'll rip off your dick off and beat you with it!"

"Hurry! Maybe there is still time before someone ope-"

BOOOoooooom

A massive shock wave passed through building. The sound cut out and lights went off abruptly. Aside from a few sounds of crumbling rocks and the voices of shocked students, nothing else transpired after the explosion.

Lucan brought out his flashlight and shined it down the hallway. "Interesting."

"Do you think it didn't get out?" asked Kasper.

"In theory the inner casing could withstand the blast, but it is very unlikely. The weapon engineers were perfectionists and always made sure their creations would work."

"So then where is all the yelling and panic?"

There were brief squeals and scramblings from students here and there, down the the distant corridors and rooms, as if panic would abruptly set in only to suddenly die away again. The space between the horrified sounds lengthened until everything went quiet for a fairly long while in the dark. The minutes stretched on, the trio scanning the darkness for signs of movement.

Kobi wrung his hands worriedly as Kasper gritted his teeth, looking to Lucan for direction.

Lucan held up a finger the other two could barely see. "Shh!"

They could hear a person sneaking out of the cafeteria. "C'mon, Kelly, let's go this way."

"Kelly…" gasped Kobi.

"Stay where you are!" Kasper commanded.

Lucan picked up his backpack. "We need to get out of here immediately."

"Wise words," agreed Kasper.

"But what about all those students in here?" asked Kobi with sadness in his voice.

"They're doomed," replied Lucan.

"B-But Kelly…"

Kasper gave him a pat on his shoulder. "That's just your everyday's shit. Now move your ass!"

AAaaaaaaaaAAA!

The yelling forced all remaining students in the cafeteria to run away, leaving it completely empty.

"The timing is impeccable. Great work, dude!"

"Kasper, stop teasing him. He is sad as it is."

"He should be! His stupidity caused all of this!"

"And we will deal with it after we return to HQ, but right now we need him focused on the mission. Kobi? Follow us."

Without any enthusiasm he followed his teammates into the now empty room. The smell of coffee and various other drinks were still hanging in the air. It was as if the students had never really left the place. The scents combined with all of the screaming and echoed noises, creating a haunting atmosphere.

Lucan lead them into the kitchen in the back. Many things were still being cooked and some were even starting to get burned. But culinary secrets weren't what they were after.

"Where is it?" asked Kasper.

"Near."

"Is that supposed to help?"

"You have to realize that tracking down and following magical currents is a delicate work. This isn't a river you can simply follow upstream to find the spring."

"Huh. That's a good point. But I feel compelled to note that we are in a building THAT IS BEING EATEN!"

"I suggest you lower your voice unless you want that thing to follow us here."

"Just find the fucking entrance!"

"I told you it's- there!" Lucan suddenly pointed at a massive rack filled with food and spices.

"It's in… a black pepper jar?" Kapser smiled.

"Underneath the rack, obviously."

"Yeah, obviously. Kobi, make yourself useful and get rid of it."

Big fellow was still sad, but he didn't wish to enrage Kasper even more, so he just did what was asked of him. Unfortunately his enthusiasm got the best of him, and with a flair of his own he threw it to the other side of the kitchen.

Kasper realized the mistake he made. "Well, if those things didn't hear us before, they surely heard us this time."

"Kasper…!" Seeing Lucan even subtly angry was rare and unpleasant enough even for Kasper.

"Alright, I fucked up, I'm sorry. But look! There is the entrance and it's…" He was staring at it for a few seconds, trying to figure out if this was the punishment for his screw up. "Holy shit it's small! I don't think Kobi will even fit."

The big fella didn't like the prospect of being left behind. "What?"

"He'll fit. Barely, but he'll get through." While ensuring Kobi of his survival, something got his attention. It was small, placed just above the entrance. A marker of some kind. "Hmm."

Kasper noticed his interest in the object. "What is it?"

"Not sure." While trying to inspect the item with intriguing markings, a fast-paced movement was heard coming from outside the cafeteria. And it was approaching. "That's our cue. Move on."

"But…"

"What is it this time, Kobi?"

"It stinks in there!"

Lucan looked over the hole to check its bottom. "Huh. It appears the kitchen staff discovered it and kept using it as a trash bin for spoiled food. Regardless, this is the path we need to take."

"But I don't wanna!"

Right on cue, Kasper stepped in. "KOBI, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN THERE OR I'LL RIP OFF BOTH OF YOUR LEGS AND SHOVE THEM UP INTO YOUR ASSHOLE!"

"Grrr!"

With complications, Kobi managed to get through and landed directly onto the pile of stinky old food.

"Eww!"

"You'll live. Now, catch Kasper and then me. And hurry; whatever is following is getting close."

They both promptly jumped into the hole, leaving the mess they caused behind them.

After a short while of slow walking in squats, they entered a bigger tunnel. To their amazement, it was still lit. Dusty, but otherwise undamaged.

"An access tunnel," noted Lucan.

"Huh?" wondered Kasper.

"What we left behind has to be an access tunnel, which would make this one here a maintenance tunnel."

"So you know where we are?"

"No. I'm just assuming."

"Based on what exactly?"

"Educated guess."

"And this helps us… how?"

"That remains to be seen."

"Terrific."

"It was worth mentioning because this kind of architecture was used only rarely, at least in lower Mewni. I only know about such structures existing over there, but still… this appears to be in an astonishingly well-preserved state."

"That's fascinating and all, but we didn't come here for sightseeing. Left or right?"

"Indeed. Let's see… Hmm, now this is interesting."

"Enough of this bullshit! Just tell us where to go!"

"Right. The flow comes from the right."

"Finally! Let's move our asses before that thing decides to fuck 'em."

"Right, of course.

Leaving the cafeteria behind, they pressed forward. With the sheer importance of the mission on their minds, they were eager to reach their destination swiftly. Unfortunately, their intentions were getting harder to reach, which was becoming more and more apparent with every meter they traversed through the tunnel. It snaked left and right, stretching and bending without an apparent end in sight.

"Argh!" growled Kasper. "This tunnel goes on forever!"

"Don't be ridiculous," objected Lucan, who, for lack of a better word, was enjoying the scenery, or lack thereof. "I'm confident that we will reach the end in no time."

Kasper hated many people and many things, and reassuring pep talks were at the top of the list. Hearing his artificially soothing voice was like fingernails on a chalkboard. "Oh yeah?" he replied as coldly as possible, "and how do you know, huh?" He was trying his best not to squish his face to cover up his idiotic smile. "Is one of your gadgets showing you something I don't know?"

"Not at all."

"Then how do you know where we are going?" The acoustics of the tunnel amplified his angry voice to new heights.

"This is not the time for you to unload your frustration. Logic dictates that eventually we will reach the end. Furthermore, this is unknown territory. Who knows what lies at the end of this tunnel. And now, thanks to your vocal performance, whatever might be there knows about us at this point."

"So what?! We have mister muscle here!"

"Kobi isn't invincible, which is why we always have to assess the situation. It's the part of covert missions you keep failing to understand."

"So after Kobi fucked up half of the school, you suddenly realized we have to be covert. That's interesting. Let me just-" Kasper started to search his jacket for something.

"What is it?"

"Wait. I know it's somewh- ah! Here it is." He brought his hand up, presenting his closed fist as if he was holding something. But after opening his palm, there was nothing there.

"It's empty," noted Lucan.

"Yeah. I was searching in my jacket for my portable Fuck-O-Meter and this is the exact amount of fucks it gave me about your speech."

Lucan raised his finger, preparing to fight back. Alas, he was interrupted by a sound that caught their attention and sent a shiver down their spines. Whatever made it, they could hear it coming down the tunnel, slowly, but surely approaching their position.

"Shit! It did follow us here!"

Something about the sound seemed chaotic; it was excessively unnatural. There was a mix of sounds, one distinctly weirder than the other. The noises meshed together, creating a hellish soundscape.

"How could that thing survive without a fresh host for so long?!"

"Your guess is as good as any."

It didn't take long for their stalker to appear in their sights. And it wasn't pretty.

"Fuck me!"

"It appears to be some kind of head and is still alive even after several minutes of infection."

Kasper squinted his eyes, trying to make out details of the host body. His discovery sent his mind into a spiral of deep fear. "A Woolett! That thing got ahold of that motherfucking WOOLETT!

"It appears to be confused. I don't think its behaviour is by design. This is quite extraordinary."

"Extraor- What do you think this is, a fucking zoo?!"

Before anyone could do anything, the Woolett boy, or rather what was left of him at that point, opened his mouth filled with goo and released a bunch of tentacles with their own little screeching mouths.

"Fuck!"

The creature screeched in agony.

"FUUUUCK! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

They didn't need much of a reason to start running for it, even though Lucan did wonder if that was the best thing they could do. "Maybe we should think this through."

"Are you for real?! What the hell you wanna think about in the middle of running for our lives?!"

"That's the issue. We don't know what lies in front of us."

"An escape!"

"Even if that is true and there is nothing else on the road ahead, we can't say for certain when we'll reach a safe haven."

"We are running away from certain death! Is that logical enough for you?!"

"We can't keep running forever! We need a plan and we need it soon!"

"The plan is to stay alive!"

"That is no- Wait, what's that?"

"An imminent death, that's what!"

But Lucan wasn't paying attention to what was behind them, but rather what was standing in front of them. Against all odds, he saw a young blond girl, eagerly waving at him.

"That's not possible…"

Even at their fast running pace, she was getting close real quick and he began to notice her grotesque dress and what appeared to be horns on her head. It all seemed surreal and he had trouble accepting it. "How…"

"What are you mumbling about? That thing is getting closer!"

When death was breathing down one's neck and the situation was spiraling out of control, one must take all the help he could get, even if it came from a girl that shouldn't be there.

"All of you, into the room on your right!"

"What room?!"

The moment they were just a few meters away from it, the girl went inside, followed by Lucan holding Kasper's shirt and Kobi with fear in his eyes.

"It's right behind us!" Kobi squealed.

"Shove the door!" But Lucan knew that wouldn't be enough.

He immediately started looking for something to barricade them. To his surprise the room was filled with old equipment of some kind. All that was left to do was to choose.

"That big heavy looking box! Lean it over the door so it can't get inside!"

"Roger!"

Before they could all say "quickly" Kobi grabbed it, and with an incredible ease barricaded the door. Not two seconds after, the banging started; heavy, strong and loud, with a Woolite on the other side desperately trying to gain access to their safe haven.

"Not that I'm complaining," said Kasper while trying to gasp for air, "but what the hell is this place? And most importantly, how we will get outside?"

"That… I'm not sure."

"I beg your pardon?"

"I was led her by a girl."

In visible confusion, Kasper started to look around. All he could see was a mess covered by a thick layer of dust. "Not to ruin your parade, but there is no one in here."

"I can see that, but I'm telling you that I saw her showing me to come here."

"Oh that's wonderful. A girl popped out of fucking nowhere, she points her sexy little fingers to this cute little room and you jump right in without thinking!"

"My decision saved our butts."

"They're called asses and maybe you didn't notice, but this place is a FUCKING DEATHTRAP! There is no way out of here except for those doors and by the looks of it they won't hold much longer! All you did was you handed our asses on a silver plate for that shit out there!"

"I refuse to think this was a mere accident. There must be a purpose to it!"

"I'm this close to giving my fist a purpose of meeting with your face up close and personal!"

Among all that noise, a new and different one started to come out from one of the walls. They didn't hear at first, but in those short moments when the creature outside stopped smashing itself against the doors, they could hear it - the tinny sound of someone moving around in a shaft. Without saying a word, Kobi removed a tool shed of the wall and revealed an entry into the ventilation shaft.

"That's our purpose."

"Hmpf! Lucky guess."

"Be that as it may, that's our ticket out of here. Kobi, can you see if you will fit through?"

"Now this I want to see," smiled Kasper.

Kobi bent over and went head-on inside, and to everyone's surprise, with ease.

"Well I'll be…"

"Excellent! Kasper, you follow him. I'll be right behind you. And make it quick - the doors are starting to break down."

"With pleasure!"

After Kasper disappeared in the shaft, Lucan looked at the door one last time. "For what it is worth: I'm sorry. I never intended any harm to any of you students. You didn't deserve this." With the guilt off his chest, he followed his teammates to escape the place.

"Kobi!" yelled Lucan from behind. "Can you see where it leads?"

"No! It's dark in here. I'm scared."

"It's alright! Just keep on going until you reach the exit. Don't be scared if there isn't any light ahead either."

"If there is an exit…"

"Kasper, shut it! We are all stressed as it is. There is no need to make it even worse."

"But it makes me feel better."

"You and I will have to have a talk about morale when we get back to HQ."

"If we even get back…"

"Kasper!"

"Uhm, guys? There is something weird in here."

Now they were both paying him attention.

"What kind of weird?" asked Lucan.

"I can feel the floor wobbling."

"I can feel it too," confirmed Kasper.

"This part of shaft might be suspended on the wall. Kobi! Keep on going, but do it slowly! Move one hand at the time and-"

CRAAAAACK!

They felt the entire shaft tilting forward and it showed no signs of slowing down. Soon after they all slid outside and started to fall. The new place they were in was completely dark, which only strengthened the anticipation of imminent death. Fortunately for them, the fall wasn't too long. It was several more seconds before they would land, but first they hit something metallic, judging by the sound, followed shortly by a second clanging sound, which was their stop. Even though it didn't take them long to hit the ground, the impact itself was unpleasant enough for them that they felt the need to check their bones.

"That… hurts," noted Lucan. "Oh, my back."

"Your back?" replied Kasper with sharp irony in his voice. "I can feel pain in bones I didn't know I have!"

"Well, all things considered, I did save us, didn't I?"

"If only you 'saving' us didn't hurt this much."

"Wait, I'll use my flahlight. Here we go. Hmm."

"Hmm? Don't say hmm after the shit we just went through!"

"I'm just wondering where the girl went."

"This again…"

"Whether you believe me or not is inconsequential. We survived because she intervened."

"Have it your way. What is this place anyway? I don't recognize a thing."

"Yeah, this is…" Lucan's mind was working on the question way before it was even asked, so even though he couldn't name it just yet, the answer was already taking shape in his head. "This…" He touched the cold, rusty metallic pole. "This…" He then inspected the now mostly damaged seats on both sides. "This…"

"I swear, if you say 'this' one more time I will rip your tongue out and wear it like a tie! Just answer the fucking question: do you know what this is?"

Lucan looked into his eyes with a spark. "A railcar."

"A what?"

"A railcar. This is an intact railcar."

"I don't know what a railcar is but…" Kasper looked around to inspect all the damage that took a bite out of the place. "I'd hardly call this intact."

"Well, yes, of course, time is merciless to everything. Still, taking into account the age of this contraption, it is surprisingly well preserved."

"Alright then. Let me rephrase the question: where the fuck are we?!"

"You really don't know? Huh, come to think of it, it's not really too surprising. You never really did pay attention to history lessons."

"History doesn't save your ass, bombs do. Now will you answer my damn question or what?!"

"Very well. Come with me."

He proceeded to take them out of the carriage. They couldn't move much even there, as there were multiple wagons all over the place, stacked close to each other. "This way." Thankfully, the wagons weren't derailed or otherwise damaged in such a way that might hinder their progress, so after a while of walking between them, they reached a spot where the tracks began to spread further apart from each other.

Kobi was fascinated by all of the new stuff he could explore, though he couldn't care less what it actually was; every new thing was a good thing. Kasper, however, never really enjoyed the whole exploration gig. He was only interested in blowing up the things they found.

Lucan turned around and raised his hands. "Gentlemen, welcome to the depot of Warnicorn Metro."

"Wait, you mean to tell me that Warnicorn Metro is real?"

"Indeed it is, despite its almost legendary status, as you can see."

"I thought it was just a rumor."

"That's because the Queen doesn't like failures and she made sure to wipe its existence from public memory by simply killing everyone who dared to even acknowledge its existence. All the remaining physical evidence was destroyed."

"Why not destroy the whole thing?"

"Because by the time she had a change of heart, the whole system was so complex that they couldn't get rid of it without turning everything on top of it into debris. But they did lock it out from the reach of common folks by building additional tunnels and buildings around it."

"How do you even know all this stuff?"

"Knowledge is power."

The sound that came from above their heads made them look up, even thought they couldn't possibly see anything in the pitch black darkness. Still, the noise was distinct, and considering the recent events, it was obvious what was making it.

"You think it's that girl you saw?" asked Kasper.

"I hope so, though I somehow doubt it."

"Yeah."

The fact that they couldn't pinpoint the exact location of the noise was making the whole situation worse. All they could do was continue staring into dark nothingness.

Kasper huffed. "Shouldn't we get out of here? I'm not exactly thrilled to face it again."

"But where to? We didn't have the chance to explore this place. We might end up wandering for hours, days even, and never finding a way out nor what we came here to find."

"Guys?" Kobi interrupted them. "I think the girl is showing us the way."

As a welcomed distraction from the imminent horror, they looked left and noticed a blond girl in the most unusual dress, holding a flashlight and waving at them to follow her.

"Holy shit."

"Now you believe me, Kasper?"

"I believe my eyes."

"Uhm, all right. We should move be-"

Before Lucan could finish his sentence, they could hear what sounded like something crashing into one of the boxcars not far away from their position. All three of them had the same thought; each of them had hoped that they were wrong. It wasn't clear at first, as the thing that landed inside wasn't make any noise; if it was moving, it was doing so with the utmost secrecy.

"Maybe it's dead," said Kasper with a nervous chuckle, trying to hide the growing fear inside him.

"Maybe."

"Er, guys, the girl is still waving at us. Maybe we should go meet her instead of waiting for that thing to eat us?"

Now this sent shivers down their spines. It was one thing to feel fear when a horribly deformed mutant was chasing them, but hearing that fear in the voice of their big gun made them realize the gravity of the situation. They were keen not to die.

"You're right Kobi," agreed Lucan. "We should leave this place before-"

The silence that was giving them some hope of being safe dissipated like a morning fog the moment the car started to keel from one side to another. A noise like that of steel being ripped apart emanated from it. They wanted to run as far as possible, but their legs were locked in place by the crippling fear of aggravating the creature and, in turn, of accelerating their journey toward their own demise. All they could do was to watch with hearts beating like crazy.

The sound started to move from the point of impact along the car. It was clear that it was ripping its insides out, though the purpose of doing so was unclear to them. That was, until it came out and they could see the thing by their own eyes; and that sight was haunting them.

"MY HOLY DICK!"

"My dear!"

"I'm scared! Can we go home now?!"

It was Tad. Or rather what was left of him. The impact was so great that despite being covered by the goo creature, he broke all of his bones and even a small part of his skull. But the entity wasn't ready to give him up, so it improvised: it took all the steel pipes it needed to replace the cracked bones and cover the exposed brain, which was already looking like a dry plum. The creature certainly didn't cater to aesthetics, so the thing standing there in front of them looked like a pure eldritch horror snatched straight from the worst of nightmares. It wasn't doing anything, save irregularly breathing through semi-broken nostrils, but it was enough for them to shit their pants.

"Lu-Lucan?" stuttered Kasper.

"Yes?" answered Lucan with shaking voice.

"Tell me you have a plan. For everything that's holy to you, tell me that you know how to get us out of here in one piece."

"W-Well, erm, I…"

"No. No no no no no!"

"Just let me think, all right? I need to… assess the situation."

"What do you need to assess?! That: a deadly monster - us: dead meat!"

"Don't you think I don't know that?! But if we want to survive this encounter we need to think smart about our next step." Standing there against the creature, Lucan began to calm enough for him to formulate a plan. After a while of stressful thinking, he said, "Poop bombs."

"Excuse me?"

"Didn't you hear me?! Poop bombs!"

"Wha- Ooooooooooh! Poop bombs!"

"Yes, poop bombs."

"So does this mean I have your permission to make shit go boom?"

"Only that specific shit, nothing else. We still need to finish our mission."

"Man, how can you still think about the stinking mission?"

"Training. Now do your thing."

"Right, right." Kasper was, within the limits of the current situation, happy. He could finally shine with his explosive personality against a worthy adversary! If only he could force himself to make a move.

"What are you waiting for?"

"It's just that… It might recognize they are bombs and chop me into pieces before setting them off."

"I don't believe it will do that. At least not right away."

"What makes you think that?"

"Its behavior. Just like a few minutes ago, it isn't doing anything. Chasing us all the way down here, but not proceeding with killings."

"Now that is weird."

While the two could hide their fear for the most part, Kobi wasn't so fortunate.

"Can you PLEEASEEE make it go away?!" There was a subtle hint of cry in his voice.

"Alright, alright! You're acting as if we are about to die or something. Sheesh. OK then, I'm reaching for my belt, slowly!" And he was really slow, straining every muscle in his arm to keep its movements to an absolute minimum. A sloth standing next to him would appear as if doped on caffeine.

Lucan was watching him the whole time. "What are you doing?"

"Trying not to startle it."

"Just pick those bombs and throw them at it already!"

"Pfft! OK, fine, have it your way!" He angrily reached into his pocket, picked a handful of small black balls, and threw them at it as if in tantrum. "There! Happy?!"

There were several scenarios they could have imagined once Kasper threw the bombs: a premature explosion, a late explosion, an explosion doing not nearly enough damage, an explosion that was misdirected… Basically every idea contained some form of explosion. What they got instead was something completely not expected: tiny, nasty tentacles reaching out from all over the hijacked body and eating those small bombs, not leaving a single mark after them. No flash, no sound, no smoke. Just gone.

"Well, that just happened, " summarized Kasper. "I think it's safe to say we are fucked."

"Not just yet."

"What do you mean not just yet? It ate them! They didn't leave a dent on it! That's an apt description of being fucked!"

"But it still isn't doing anything. That's a good sign."

"It's a sign of it playing with its food."

"You and your pessimism."

"You still don't believe me? Here, let me make this jump to end this fucking sharade."

"Wait, what are you doing?!"

But it was too late. Kasper made a swift jump away from the monster to demonstrate just how wrong his leader was. And the monster did the most unusual thing he could think of: once again, absolutely nothing.

"What the- WHAT THE FUCK IS ITS PROBLEM?! First it chases us, then it stops, then it chases again and when it has us on a silver plate, it doesn't do shit again! That thing is broken! Fuck it, let's go!"

"No!"

"Oh fuck you Lucan! I had enough of your bullshit!"

"Just wait a second! I think I know what is happening here. And if I'm right…" He raised his foot and made a step back. Tad, as previously, did nothing.

"I give up," Kasper threw up his arms.

"Just one more thing. Kobi, make one step back. Slowly."

"But I'm scared."

"I know you are. We all are. But I need you to do this one thing for me. Please? Just one slow step back, nothing more."

"Uhm, erm, o-ok." Kobi carefully lifted his leg and started to move it behind his back. That immediately triggered a growling in the monster. "Gah!" He quickly returned his leg back to where it was previously.

"Ha! So I was right after all!"

"I am so fucking happy for you, man. Like, I would give a hug and shit, but unfortunately this place kills the mood for it."

"Yes, yes. Do you remember that encounter we had with the girl, the one with the book?"

"Her name was Kelly," Kobi quickly corrected him, which awarded him an even nastier growl from the creature.

"Hush now, Kobi. Let me talk. So anyway, we heard another voice coming out of her hair. Head to be more precise. I now believe that was her boyfriend."

"Even if so, how the hell is this supposed to help us?"

"Because now I can come up with some kind of plan to get us out of here in one piece while achieving our mission goal."

"Do tell."

"You see, when the goo attacked him, it went on with its business; sucking out all the brain energy and all that. But the substance wasn't created with Woolites in mind. And there is a good reason for it: back then no Woolite was living in Mewni and they were considered extinct after the great Magical Wars with their people. My guess is that it couldn't fully merge with its host and when it was about to be done with this boy here, it wanted to jump to another victim, but at that very moment it tapped into his rage against Kobi. "

"Because he was hitting on her!"

"Exactly! So now they are both locked in endless agony: the boy is alive just a split moment from death and the goo is dying of hunger, and both want the opposite things. Although at this point my guess would be he just wants to die."

"Awesome mental work, dude! Now, let me ask you this: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSE TO HELP US?!"

"We can use Kobi here as bait."

"What?! No! No bait! I don't want to die!" Kobi objected.

"Don't worry, I don't want you dead either. We will just make sure it will follow you to a place where we can kill it. The boy deserves his peace and we deserve to live. Are you with me, Kobi?"

"So I won't die?"

"Not if you will do exactly what I tell you to do."

"O-OK." Even though he agreed, he wasn't convinced.

"This is all dandy and sweet and shit, but what is the actual plan?"

"I'm not exactly sure."

"Say what?!"

Kobi lit up. "But the blond girl appears to know how to proceed."

Kasper looked over his shoulder to the opening in the dark. "She was holding that flashlight this whole time? Damn she has to have a strong arm."

"I believe it is safe to assume she wants us to follow her there. Which we'll do."

"Excellent idea boss, but it seems you forgot about one small, tiny, itsy-bitsy, but ever so crucial detail: we can't move our asses out of here without turning Kobi's ass into a ham!"

"Well it looks like the girl disagrees with you."

"What do you mean?"

"Look at her."

"Why- I was just checking a minute ag- Oh."

The girl was still holding her flashlight, but now she was pointing it at something above their heads. He looked up and saw a train car hanging on a steel rope, though he didn't recognize the contraption holding it there.

"The fuck is that?"

"No clue. But that is unimportant right now. All we need to do is to make it fall down on that thing… that… is- Is it growling?"

"Yeah," Kobi confirmed, "and I didn't move from my place, like, at all. I even slowed down my breathing so I wouldn't enrage it. It really hates me."

"Yeah, who doesn't? Lucan, while that thing hanging above our heads is certainly convenient, how do you want to get it down and break its skull with it?"

"Simple: with your help."

"My help? I ain't going up there!"

"I didn't mean that, you simpleton. You're a demolition expert. Don't you have a means to shoot it down or something like that?"

"Oh that kind of help! Yeah, sure, I should have something tha- Oh, I know!" Kasper reached into his pocket again and this time he brought out something yellow and bright resting in his palm.

"A firefly."

"Yes."

Lucan looked at him with suspicion. "With all those explosives you have at your disposal and you picked a firefly."

"Ah, but not just any firefly. A Blind Bandit."

"I really hope that's just a name."

"Nope. It's really blind."

"Kasper, we don't have time for this."

"What?! This is the perfect solution to our problem. Look, these fireflies are rare and really hard to train."

"You mean to tell me you trained this thing?"

"Of course! They are really dumb. Even dumber than Kobi here. But they also have what you would call an explosive personality - they make a lot of damage upon contact."

"How come it didn't explode in your hand?"

"Because it's not flying, duh! So you want that thing to fall down, right? Then I'll just point it at the rope keeping it there and BOOM!"

"How precise is it?"

Kasper was beginning to be annoyed. "It goes exactly where I show it to go. I could send it towards a moving hoving car and it would splash against it with a smile."

"All right, I believe you. Kobi, are you ready?"

"Yes please!"

"Kasper, if you wouldn't mind."

Kasper aimed has hand at the illuminated rope and gently blew air at the little creature. As if being a leaf, it took off and started to fly in a straight line. "See? Easy."

"Excellent. Now, both of you be ready to start running."

"Running? Aren't you exaggerating a little? We just need to move away."

"That car won't kill it."

"What are you on about? Of course it will kill it!"

"A fall from 10 meters won't end its life, so I doubt this will be successful in that regard."

"You don't know that!"

"Perhaps. But she does," Lucan pointed at the girl still pointing her flashlight. "It's apparent she wants to help and that she knows this place."

"You think we can trust her?"

"Unclear, but we don't have much of a choice."

Kasper looked up. "Well, we will see soon enough. Ten seconds!"

"Kobi, we will all start running towards the girl on my mark."

"OK!"

"Three, two, one, RUN!"

They all quickly turned around and started to run away from the creature. That enraged it and it immediately began to follow them, but it managed to make only a few steps before a loud explosion was heard above and the massive train car landed on top of it. None of them dared to look back, as they believed it would be pointless. When they were approaching the gal, she didn't wait for them and started to run as well.

"Hey, wait for us!" Lucan yelled towards her, but she didn't pay any attention to him.

"Should we follow her?" asked Kasper.

Suddenly a loud and unnatural screech was heard from behind.

"There is no turning back. Keep running!"

The air inside the hallway they entered was stiff and old and kinda smelly. But all that was irrelevant to them. What mattered was the fact that they were being chased by a monster that now looked like a living nightmare. Kasper was the last one and he could hear it following them the best. It also meant he could just turn around and take a glimpse of it if he wanted.

Left, left, right, up the stairs.

The idea of seeing its current shape had made his mind so preoccupied that he didn't notice the change of scenery. Instead of a plain tunnel they were now in a hallway with a lot of doors, and the further they went the wider the hallway got.

Right.

He didn't want to turn back. The fact he could hear it more clearly with each step suggested it was getting closer. But his curiosity took hold of him and forced him to turn his head around, if only for a split second. That split second was more than enough to scare him to death.

"FUCK! That shit is really pissed we took its favorite chew toy and it wants it back! BADLY!"

"I can hear it too! It sounds extra motivated!"

"No shit! Do you still see the girl?"

"Yes! But I'm clueless as to where she is taking us!"

"We will find out in one minute!"

"Why one minute?"

"Because we will be dead in one minute!"

Up the stairs and through big doors.

Now the place had turned into a wide square full of shops and vending machines. There was also a weird, blueish flickering light coming from behind turnstile, which was exactly where the girl was leading them. This made Lucan suspicious and question his decision to trust her. Whatever the case, it was too late to change his mind, and all he could do was follow the whole situation through.

They turned right to the light. With full running speed they barged into an abandoned boarding platform with a huge hole in the middle of it. Lucan saw it at the last moment.

"KOBI, TURN RIGHT AND GRAB KASPER!" Even he had trouble steering his body to the side, so seeing Kobi steering his while grabbing Kasper along the way was truly something. They were safe from falling to their deaths, but not so much from being eaten.

Not five seconds later a massive black blob beyond recognition emerged out of the darkness from behind, covered by steel shrapnel and tentacles. The creature too had the problem of staying on their tails while going after them at full speed, but it managed to attach itself onto nearby pillars to keep itself from falling into the abyss. Still, a small part of its mass did lurk over it, and that small part was enough for it to sign its death warrant.

Out of the blue and without any prior indication of its presence, a huge, nasty looking reddish tentacle appeared from the sinkhole and wrapped itself around the black creature. The creature shrieked, trying to hold itself in place, but the fight was predestined to fail. It was being loud, attaching itself to various things around in total panic, but the sheer difference in size was simply too great for it to stand any chance. After a short horrifying theater they had to witness, the blob was snatched against its will down into the pitch black.

Lucan was pointing with his flashlight at the scenario the whole time and even after it was done he couldn't force himself to move his hand away from the hole. The shock of it all took hold of his nerves, keeping him from doing anything at all.

"Well," noted Kasper, "I believe the smaller problem is gone. Can we now panic over the bigger one?"

"I- uhm," suttered Lucan.

"This place is fucked up, man. How anything with magic can exist in this place is beyond me."

His mention of magic jump-started Lucan's mind. He got back on his feet and started to search for the girl. She was the only thing he could focus on to regain his sanity after what he had just witnessed. Lucky for him, she wanted to be found. But this time she wasn't showing any sign of movement. In fact, she was standing across the chasm perfectly still, almost like a statue.

That wasn't the reassurance he was looking for.

"Uhm, OK, well, I- I think we should reach out to her here before that thing decides it needs a dessert. Kobi, are you feeling well?"

"No." His voice was weak and silent.

But Kasper wasn't convinced by his plan. "Dude, that chick is giving me creepy vibes. And that says something, considering the shit we just went through."

"I can't deny feeling a degree of… uncertainty. I'm still shaken by these events, just like you. But that wasn't our mission."

"You've got to be fucking kidding me…"

"Without purpose we are lost. More so in this uncharted place."

"All the more reason to get the fuck out!"

"That is my goal as well, but first I need to know why she brought us here. Now, follow me around this pit. Surely a few extra steps wouldn't hurt you."

Kasper mumbled something inaudible but agreed to get a move on, quite reluctantly though, as the passage to the other side was narrow and the possibility of being eaten alive very much probable.

Kobi was shaken the most, almost to the point of not being able to move from his place; a place he grew to like over the last few minutes. It gave him a sense of security, even if it was false.

Lucan, who had some problem of coping with the situation himself, needed to muster every last drop of confidence he had left to comfort him. "Look, Kobi, the pretty girl is just over there. We just need to get to her and then we will be on our way."

"I don't like her."

Kasper felt the need to join the discussion. "At least something we can agree on."

But Lucan quickly shut him off with a look in his eyes. "We will just check what she wants, nothing more."

Kobi looked up with his sad puppy eyes. "And we go?"

"Of course."

"You promise?"

"I promise."

He looked over to the girl just standing there with an unnatural look on her face. "Well ok."

Lucan grabbed his hand, though thanks to his massive body it was a mere symbolic gesture. He then turned to Kasper. "Lead the way."

"Gee, thanks."

They were moving along the edge of the pit in one line making sure not to fall down. Only Lucan kept watching the girl, than his own footsteps. She didn't appear to show any signs of movement and the flickering blue light above her was giving her an almost eerie feeling. Just before he was behind a pillar, she suddenly turned her head his way and smiled. But it wasn't a smile of a girl; it was a smile of a winner.

And as if she wasn't really there, once they got past the pillar, she was gone. He quickly approached the spot he had seen her standing. The floor was dusty, but didn't have any footsteps. The creepy feelings intensified, as did Kobi's anxiety.

"Can we go now?"

"Not yet."

Kasper disagreed. "Oh come on, dude! Now you're just being an asshole. There is nothing here!"

"I wouldn't be so sure of that. Think about it: we enter a centuries old piece of architecture, seemingly abandoned for the same length of time, and then this person appears out of nowhere and starts helping us, leading us to a specific place. This place."

"You're just making absurd connections that aren't there."

"I don't think they are. It's beginning to make perfect sense to me now."

"How convenient that your brain lit up in this place in particular."

"Your doubts are understandable. But I believe I can disperse the gloom looming over your head - with this."

"Your doohickey?"

"I'm convinced that if I'll turn it on here, it'll immediately light up."

"I want to see that."

And so Lucan flipped it on and to Kasper's surprise, and to Kobi's relief, it did just that.

"Well I'll be…"

"I believe that she wasn't just leading us out of harm's way. She was also leading us to the very thing we came here to search for."

"How's that even possible?"

"I have no idea, and just this once I'm fine with it."

"But what about the pretty girl?" asked Kobi.

Kasper nodded. "I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with him, but he has a point. She did help us after all."

"I don't think she wants to be found."

"What makes you think that?"

"Do you see her?"

"Well, no, but-"

"Then we're leaving her where she wants to be. Now, let's see what we get here."

Kasper was somewhat shocked by his response, but taking into account what happened and the place they were in, he just shrugged it off.

"Well, even though we're here, wherever 'here' is, how the hell do we know what to look for? Do you know what the damn thing even looks like?"

"Not yet. Here, hold the flashlight. I'm going to find the source."

Lucan's apparatus was definitely going crazy, but still wasn't at its peak level. Aware of this fact, he began to search the place. He was glad when the signal weakened when he pointed it towards the pit. But when facing what appeared to be a glass wall, the readings hit the ceiling.

"In there! Kasper, shine some light into it."

The light rays revealed a curious sight: toys. A lot of them, being thrown around the place in random order.

Kasper was surprised. "A toy shop?"

On the other hand, Kobi was happy. "Yay! Toys! Can I take one?"

"We didn't come here to steal useless crap, you doofus! Now, which shit in there is the thing we're looking for?"

"I'm not sure. My equipment isn't that sensitive."

"Then you better make it sensitive enough, because I sure as hell ain't going in there to search for it!"

"Wait!"

"What?"

"Go back a little. Yes, there! Do you see it?"

"See what exactly?"

"It's buried beneath all those toys, but I think I can see a small part of it peeking out."

"I see nothing."

"You will. Kobi, break the glass, please."

"Wee, toys!" Kobi broke it with quite the enthusiasm, resulting in glass shattering all over the place.

Kasper shielded himself from the spray of glass. "Not so hard, you fucking twat! You almost cut us!"

"Oopsie. Can I take toys now?"

"No! Lucan, tell me you see that damn thing."

"Indeed I do. Hold on."

He reached his hand into the pile of cushy toys. To his surprise they were in quite good condition for being hundreds of years old. But this realization went quickly away when he touched a very slick handle and felt a slight tingling sensation in his fingers.

"Got it."

And when he brought it out, they couldn't believe their own eyes.

Kobi's pupils almost dilated with glee. "What a beautiful toy!" he gasped.

What was a mere toy to Kobi, was something entirely different to Kasper and Lucan. A wide range of new possibilities opened just before their eyes.

"No. Fucking. Way. It can't be!"

"But it is! Do you realize what this means? This changes everything! We can finally make a final move against the queen!"

They were silently staring at the object in Lucan's hand. The handle was smooth, with a spiral ornament and a small crystal at the bottom. On the other side it had a star shaped crystal surrounded by small hearts and embedded in half a sphere, which had two wings attached on both sides.

Lucan was ecstatic. "The ultimate source of magic in the whole world: a magical wand!"

"But I thought there is only one and it belongs to the queen."

"I'm holding the proof that we were wrong this entire time!"

But then Kasper noticed something weird about it. "Uhm, dude? Not to ruin your parade, but doesn't it look kinda weird to you? Because to me it looks dead. There are barely any colors, just shades of grey."

Lucan clearly didn't like Kasper's remark. "It is of no consequence. We have it. It is ours. We can use. We will use it."

"Yeah, sure, awesome stuff, except that we are still stuck in this hellhole. How the fuck do we get out?! We can't go back the way we came in."

It was unclear if the wand actually heard his question, or that it could even understand his question; but the fact remained that for a few seconds it regained all of its colors and shined bright as a sun, followed by lights lighting up a hallway leading to a stairway. They kept staring at the possibly most convenient getaway that ever existed. After being tired by looking just one way, they carefully looked down at the wand, expecting it to talk to them or something similar. But it remained silent.

"That didn't just happen, right?" asked Kasper, looking for moral support. "I mean, wands aren't alive, right?"

"Sentient is the word you are looking for. And honestly I'm not sure about anything anymore, except that this thing is the key to our victory. So let's just accept this offering of good faith and get back to base."

"Spooky wand," added Kobi.

They left the horrors of Warnicorn Metro behind and began to rise to the surface. The climb was quite long and exhausting, but after all they went through, this was a walk in the park. And truth to be told, they enjoyed it. After all, they had the most powerful, and most likely also the only known, weapon strong enough to defeat and kill the queen, Omnia Butterfly.

Chapter 2 was written by Terepin.