The ENTER THE NINJA BACKER :) Recommend a viral meem (like "it's over 9000!!!! or LEEEROY JENJINS) and crazy place for tedWORD to cleverly enact in NYC. tedWORD will not go to jail again though because NYPD has him on probation for going on a baggage carol at JFK - http://www.theawl.com/2011/02/an-qa-with-ted-hall-the-jfk-baggage-carousel-jumper

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