This is the Aggie Heart Attack. It’s from the Front Porch Grill on Northgate. It’s got a fried egg, a sausage patty, bacon, cheese, and yes, that’s all between two glazed donuts.

When you get it, the guy brings the whole table a new roll of paper towels. After you pick it up, you know why he did. The grease just runs down your arm and get covered it.

The first bite is an explosion of grease and fat from all that porky goodness. Then there’s the sweet taste of the donut. It’s just so fatty and unhealthy that you keep checking your pulse to make sure you don’t have blockage in your carotid artery.

It’s so good.