blood and bone and fuzzy widdle tails

The Prodigal Bun

Coming soon from Woot studios

Fist of Furry: Wǔshù Flopsy's ready to hang up the nunchuks for good, but wait! He's pulled into a world of organized crime and depravity to prevent a cabbage robbery. Ends in a frenzy of bullets and leafy greens.

The Karate Kitten: Ralph Meowcchio perfects his martial arts training under an ancient and grouchy Scottish Fold. Will he defeat Johnny Pawrence, win some sort of tournament, and also get the girl? WHO CAN SAY?? Classic underdog story, except the dog is actually the antagonist, so you won’t ultimately wanna root for him. We shouldn’t have chosen that phrase. We just made it confusing.

Krill Bill: A tiny crustacean seeks revenge against several ruthless phytoplankton that attempted to assassinate her (and her 3,000 unborn children). Incredibly violent. You don’t even wanna know about the molting.

Broodsport: Four baby eagles train to enforce justice across the land but fall into an underground martial arts tournament. Unfortunately, the diminutive birds are largely useless when it comes to full-contact fighting. They use the power of guano to defeat their foe (a morbidly obese European Robin). In the end, they must report to US authorities to pay for their illegal antics, but they honored their mentor (played by a decrepit falcon), and in that way, they have won. Or whatever.

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