Mitt Romney retains League Leading Average among Debate Liars

During his run for the Republican nomination Mitt set the standard for lying. Mitt’s accomplishment was quite stunning given the strength of his competition, such as Newt Gingrich and Herman Cain. Listing all of Mitt’s lies during the primary debates would take an inordinate amount of time.

Mitt’s ability to twist the truth and repeat the same lies over and over is truly impressive. I seriously doubt that Mitt will ever come up against an opponent with the innate ability to engage in the wholesale fabrication of falsehoods.

What is truly amazing is Mitt’s ability to feign outrage when somebody proves he’s lied again and/or fabricated a false fact. If Tom Shadyac, Director of the movie “Liar Liar” staring Jim Carey decides to do a sequel, Tom might want to consider changing the original cast with the following actors.

Mitt Romney as Fletcher Reede – Jim Carey’s role

Ann Romney as Audrey Reede – Maura Tierney’s role

Matt Romney as Max Reede – Justin Cooper’s role

Callista Gingrich as Samantha Cole – Jennifer Tilly’s role

Idaho Sen. Larry Craig as Restroom Man – Charley Dell’s role

Rep. Paul Ryan as Sharpo the Clown – Eric Sharp’s role