Ivory Coast No we fucking don't have a trade deal

The Gambia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Czechia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Vatican City No we fucking don't have a trade deal

The Bahamas No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Zimbabwe There is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’

Zambia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Yemen No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Vietnam No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Venezuela No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Vanuatu No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Uzbekistan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Uruguay No we fucking don't have a trade deal

United States No we fucking don't have a trade deal

United Arab Emirates No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Ukraine No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Uganda No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Tuvalu No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Turkmenistan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Turkey No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Tunisia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Trinidad and Tobago No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Tonga No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Togo No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Thailand No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Tanzania No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Tajikistan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Syria No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Switzerland There is a trade ‘continuity’ agreement in principle, but no deal is signed yet

Sweden No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Swaziland No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Suriname No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Sudan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Sri Lanka No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Spain No we fucking don't have a trade deal

South Sudan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

South Africa No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Somalia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Solomon Islands No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Slovenia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Slovakia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Singapore No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Sierra Leone No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Seychelles There is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’

Serbia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Senegal No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Saudi Arabia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Sao Tome and Principe No we fucking don't have a trade deal

San Marino No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Samoa No we fucking don't have a trade deal

St Vincent No we fucking don't have a trade deal

St Lucia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

St Kitts and Nevis No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Rwanda No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Russia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Romania No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Qatar No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Portugal No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Poland No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Philippines No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Peru No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Paraguay No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Papua New Guinea No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Panama No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Palau No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Pakistan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Oman No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Norway No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Nigeria No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Niger No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Nicaragua No we fucking don't have a trade deal

New Zealand No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Netherlands No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Nepal No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Nauru No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Namibia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Mozambique No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Morocco No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Montenegro No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Mongolia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Monaco No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Moldova No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Micronesia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Mexico No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Mauritius There is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’

Mauritania No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Marshall Islands No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Malta No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Mali No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Maldives No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Malaysia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Malawi No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Madagascar There is a trade deal, but not entirely ‘free trade’

Macedonia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Luxembourg No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Lithuania No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Liechtenstein No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Libya No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Liberia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Lesotho No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Lebanon No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Latvia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Laos No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Kyrgyzstan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Kuwait No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Kosovo No we fucking don't have a trade deal

South Korea No we fucking don't have a trade deal

North Korea No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Kiribati No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Kenya No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Kazakhstan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Jordan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Japan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Jamaica No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Italy No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Israel No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Ireland No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Iraq No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Iran No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Indonesia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

India No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Iceland No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Hungary No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Honduras No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Haiti No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Guyana No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Guinea-Bissau No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Guinea No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Guatemala No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Grenada No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Greece No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Ghana No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Germany No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Georgia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Gabon No we fucking don't have a trade deal

France No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Finland No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Fiji No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Ethiopia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Estonia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Eritrea No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Equatorial Guinea No we fucking don't have a trade deal

El Salvador No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Egypt No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Ecuador No we fucking don't have a trade deal

East Timor No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Dominican Republic No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Dominica No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Djibouti No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Denmark There is a free trade agreement signed with Denmark in relation to the Faroe Islands, but not the rest of Denmark. So even calling this half a trade deal is generous.

Cyprus No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Cuba No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Croatia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Costa Rica No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Congo (Democratic Republic) No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Congo No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Comoros No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Colombia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

China No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Chile There is an ‘association’ agreement, but it is not a free trade deal

Chad No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Central African Republic No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Cape Verde No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Canada No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Cameroon No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Cambodia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Burundi No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Burma No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Burkina Faso No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Bulgaria No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Brunei No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Brazil No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Botswana No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Bosnia and Herzegovina No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Bolivia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Bhutan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Benin No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Belize No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Belgium No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Belarus No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Barbados No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Bangladesh No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Bahrain No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Azerbaijan No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Austria No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Australia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Armenia No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Argentina No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Antigua and Barbuda No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Angola No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Andorra No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Algeria No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Albania No we fucking don't have a trade deal

Afghanistan No we fucking don't have a trade deal