I hate April Fools’ Day, AKA Amateur Comedians’ Day. Today is the day when a lot of people who aren’t funny try to be funny, and I can never wait for it to end. So let’s assume that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is joining in today, or else she really is just this dumb:

Croissants at LaGuardia are going for SEVEN DOLLARS A PIECE 😱 Yet some people think getting a whole hour of personal, dedicated human labor for $15 is too expensive?? — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) April 1, 2019

Obviously, airport croissants cost so much because not everybody makes $15 dollars an hour. Or something. The point is that AOC noticed a thing she doesn’t like (expensive food) and connected it with another thing she doesn’t like (people who understand basic economics). It makes sense when you don’t think about it.

A lot of those mean Republicans made fun of her, but that’s okay because she doesn’t even care and they’re jerks anyway:

GOP taking every tweet so earnestly, making my point for me. It’s not an argument against the price of a croissant – it’s about the value of human worth. But I guess that idea is foreign to them since their policies treat people as disposable anyway 🤷🏽‍♀️ — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) April 1, 2019

“Don’t take me so earnestly, and also you’re a bad person.” She really is the left’s Trump.

Don’t ask why she’s in an airport to begin with, if we only have 12 years left to save the planet from ecological doom. She’s just living in the world!

The Democrats’ policies don’t solve problems, they only make those problems worse. Then the Dems present themselves as the only solution. It’s a great scam if you’re connected, and AOC just won a lifetime seat. Enjoy the next 50 years of this crap.