April Season Musical Revival Release

Were the Heart no Kuni no Alice English subtitles missing something?



Did Peter not sound like himself?

How about Blood? Didn’t he seem a bit toooooo nice?

Well I present the solution!

These new and enhanced versions of the main musical subs, Blood’s ending, and Peter’s ending, revert Peter to the rhyming turd and Blood to the wife-beater you all know and love!

Here are some line improvements!



“Blood: What a strange girl. I can’t take my eyes off of her.”



This line has now become the clearly more accurate:

“Blood: What a sensuous girl. I can’t stop looking at that slutty face she’s making.”

“Blood: If he were able to hold back after seeing that look in your eyes, it wouldn’t be because he was your tutor. He’d be less than a man.“

Has now been more accurately translated as:

“Blood: If he were able to hold back after being seduced by your eyes, it wouldn’t be because he was your tutor. He just knew he couldn’t satisfy someone like you.”

“Peter: My entire existence? Is it because I’m a rabbit? Do you hate these ears? If you hate them, I’ll cut them off.“

This line was drastically improved by making it:

“Peter: My entire existence? Is it because I’m a rabbit, my dear? Do you hate these ears? If you hate that part of me, I’ll cut them off so you’re happy.“

“Peter: That’s exactly what you are. You’re a filthy stray cat that can’t be allowed to get close to Alice.“

Has become:

“Peter: Poor Alice, that’s exactly what you are. You’re a filthy stray cat that could leave a scar.“



As you can see, time and effort went into making these subs as accurate as possible!

You can download a zipped file of all three subs here:

(No, these subs are not more accurate. Yes, I actually went through the musical subs and made Peter rhyme the whole way through, and I made Blood a wife-beating turd. The subs nobody asked for. Please consider giving them a glance because they took a while to make XD. Also, #4/20).

Happy April Season!

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