Daddy, can Paige stay over tonight?” I heard my daughter Simone call from the other room.

“Sure, why not?” I yelled back across the house. “You just need to clean up while I’m at work.”

“Thanks, Daddy!”

I grabbed my lunch out of the fridge and headed off to work. Any time my daughter asked if one of her friends could stay over, I would always say yes. Honestly, it’s not that I’m that nice. It’s more that I like to look at the girls, and of all of Simone’s friends, Paige was my favorite. I spent all day at work thinking of her chocolate brown eyes, long brown hair and huge E cups. Paige was a bit of a big girl, but she was well put together, if you know what I mean. As soon as my shift was over, I got the hell out of there and started heading home.

Along the way, I picked up the phone and I dialed Simone.

“Hey, baby girl. It’s Daddy. Did you get everything cleaned up?”

“Sure did, Daddy.” she replied.

“Cool deal. Paige there yet?”

“Yeah.”

“You want me to pick up some pizza for dinner.”

“That would be great Mr. D.” Paige yelled in the background. “I want sausage.”

‘I bet you do.’ I thought to myself. My mind was pretty much always in the gutter. “What about you, Simone? What kind of pizza do you want?”

“Sausage is fine, I guess.”

“Alright, baby girl. I’ll order the pizza and get it on the way home. Love you.”

“Love you, too, Daddy.”

Since I was driving and didn’t want to take my hands off the wheel any more than I needed to, I kept driving, knowing the phone would disconnect when Simone hung up… except, she never did. She might have thought she did, but she didn’t. She started talking to Paige, not realizing I was still on the line.

“It’s so hard to get you to come over for a sleepover. You’re always so busy.”

“I know, I’m always busy. So, how long until your Dad’s home?”

“He’ll probably be about an hour. Why?”

“Your dad is sexy.”

My ears immediately perked up.

“My dad and sexy in the same sentence? Ew… gross. Why would you even say that, Paige?”

“I don’t know. He just is.”

“That’s so disgusting. Anyways…” Simone was trying to change the subject. I was hoping she wouldn’t since I already had my foot in the proverbial door. “What about the boys at school?”

“Johnny’s pretty hot.” Paige answered. “A lot of the football players are pretty hot.”

“Yeah, Johnny, Tommy, Chris.” You could hear the longing in my daughter’s voice. Might be time to buy a shotgun.

“Have you ever seen a big dick before?” I knew I was going regret hearing my daughter answer Paige, but the fact that Paige thought I was hot and asking about big dicks made me realize that if I played my cards right, I had a real good chance.