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We’ve heard the phrase ‘dirty war’, but this is ridiculous – North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-Un has unleashed a barrage of poo on the South.

The obese dictator has released balloons carrying packages of used bog roll to float across the order towards his enemies in the south.

Disgusted military officials are forced to open the ‘poo bombs’ in case they contain biological weapons.

Sadly, the only ‘biological weapon’ inside came out of loyal communist bowels from north of the border.


It’s not clear what Kim hopes to gain through this horrendous new tactic.

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A military official told Korea’s JoongAng Daily, ‘When we opened up a bundle that had dropped on the ground, we found plastic bags filled with leaflets and mixed with trash.



‘We were concerned that North Korea could have sent biochemical substances to harm our people, but after analysing the contents it was just trash.

Well, at least he’s happy (Picture Rex/Shutterstock)

‘In some of the bundles, there were cigarette butts, tissues and human waste.