It seems that the real members of the fictional band “Alvin and the Chipmunks” who starred in the 80’s Saturday morning cartoon aren’t too happy about the news of the robbery yesterday and also the existence of a film franchise that people in the real world seem to hate a lot of the time.

“When we first saw the news on the new site that someone had gotten blamed for stealing money off from a stock market and ended up in the hands to the film counterparts of the chipmunks, I was shocked and confused.” David Saville said to the press.

Simon responded to this situation, “I’m confused, Alvin, Theodore and I thought we have an album contract that will make our comeback as a band, we didn’t know we have signed a contract to make a movie series that centers loosely on our lives, it’s an outrage!”

Alvin takes responsibility of the current situation that has been happening, “Look, folks, I know our fans hated the films and so do I, too; that’s why I decided to sue those filmmakers and also the stars of the film because they had no right to ruin our reputation.”

Meanwhile, in Hollywood, The film counterparts had responded rather aggressively to the lawsuit.

“I’m getting sued because I ruined their reputation? Kiss my a**!” as Rad Alvin replied to the press while being drunk, “I don’t f**king care about that ***damn lawsuit, I have the friggin money from that dumb stupid f**cking bunny that she had gotten for us.”

Theo Fatboy explains how they could use the money, “If we lose the lawsuit, we got it covered, plus the fact that we got a lifetime supply of crack so I would become the world’s fattest chipmunk in the entire f**king planet.”

The Court Trial of the lawsuit will happen around the same day Judy Hopp’s Trial on February 14th.

More details of the Scandal continues as it develops throughout the month.

I’m Gallic Thrushel from The Daily Double Crosser Report at Hollywood, California.