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The Hill's 12:30 Report: Schiff hits back at GOP calls to step down | Trump says Schiff should be 'forced to resign' | Reports put Mueller report at over 300 pages | House condemns transgender military ban | Dems look to move on from Green New Deal | Trump says FBI, DOJ to review Smollett case | MLB Opening Day | Kid takes on Gritty | Sansa Stark chugs wine

LATEST WITH THE MUELLER REPORT

This morning -- Schiff drops his gloves to hit back at Trump:

During a House Intelligence Committee hearing on Russia this morning, committee Chairman Adam Schiff Adam Bennett SchiffChris Matthews ripped for complimenting Trump's 'true presidential behavior' on Ginsburg Trump casts doubt on Ginsburg statement, wonders if it was written by Schiff, Pelosi or Schumer Top Democrats call for DOJ watchdog to probe Barr over possible 2020 election influence MORE (D-Calif.) defended himself after President Trump Donald John TrumpOmar fires back at Trump over rally remarks: 'This is my country' Pelosi: Trump hurrying to fill SCOTUS seat so he can repeal ObamaCare Trump mocks Biden appearance, mask use ahead of first debate MORE and the Republicans on the panel called for him to resign. http://bit.ly/2HMhiPl

In Schiff's words: "My colleagues may think it is OK the president's son was offered dirt as part of an effort to help Trump. ... You might think it is OK. I don't," Schiff said as he raised his voice.

Livestream of the hearing: https://cs.pn/2JMJROI

What sparked this -- President Trump is sick of all this Schiff:

President Trump said House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) should be forced to leave Congress. http://bit.ly/2CK7DES

He tweeted: "Congressman Adam Schiff, who spent two years knowingly and unlawfully lying and leaking, should be forced to resign from Congress!"

Why: Republicans say Schiff pushed a false narrative about Trump during the special counsel investigation. Yesterday, Schiff told The Washington Post that be believes there is "undoubtedly" evidence the Trump campaign colluded with Russia, even though the special counsel's report concluded otherwise. http://bit.ly/2UZXjjp

NEW DETAIL ABOUT THE MUELLER REPORT:

Via The New York Times's Nicholas Fandos and Adam Goldman, special counsel Robert Mueller Robert (Bob) MuellerCNN's Toobin warns McCabe is in 'perilous condition' with emboldened Trump CNN anchor rips Trump over Stone while evoking Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting The Hill's 12:30 Report: New Hampshire fallout MORE's final report is more than 300 pages long. Why that's important: It raises questions about the four-page summary of its findings that Attorney General William Barr Bill BarrProsecutor says no charges in Michigan toilet voting display Judge rules Snowden to give up millions from book, speeches The Hill's Morning Report - Sponsored by Facebook - Washington on edge amid SCOTUS vacancy MORE sent to Congress. https://nyti.ms/2HLbNkc

It's Thursday -- today is Opening Day for baseball! If you've noticed that your office has thinned out since lunch, the Nats play at 1:05 p.m. ;) I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com -- and follow along on Twitter @CateMartel and Facebook .

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IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Trump weighs in on Jussie Smollett:

President Trump announced that the FBI and the Department of Justice (DOJ) will review the dropped charges against "Empire" start Jussie Smollett. http://bit.ly/2JLxYsg

Trump tweeted: "FBI & DOJ to review the outrageous Jussie Smollett case in Chicago. It is an embarrassment to our Nation!"

IN CONGRESS

The House condemns Trump's transgender military ban:

Via The Hill's Juliegrace Brufke, The Democratic House just passed a resolution to formally condemn the Trump administration's decision to ban transgender people from joining the military. The vote: 238-185 -- six Republicans joined Democrats. http://bit.ly/2UhLo3h

What sparked the vote: "Its passage comes shortly after the administration announced the requirement for members of the military to serve as the gender they were assigned at birth would be implemented next month, effectively undoing the Obama administration's policy from June 2016."

Move along, move along like I know you do:

--> http://bit.ly/2Wte8Du ;)

Via The Hill's Miranda Green, "Democrats are putting the Green New Deal in the rearview mirror, but they're not abandoning climate change legislation. Supporters of the progressive measure are shifting their sights away from passing a comprehensive plan to create green jobs and pursue 100 percent renewable energy by 2030. They are instead looking at multiple bills in hopes of advancing elements of the broader initiative." http://bit.ly/2V0iW37

Spotted on Capitol Hill -- I'll take five:

These pins are being distributed in the Capitol ... pic.twitter.com/lukcHW37PE — Scott Wong (@scottwongDC) March 27, 2019

Also spotted at the Capitol -- NBA Hall of Famers:

"Wow. NBA Hall of Famers Gary Payton, Dominique Wilkins & Robert Parrish just walked into Ways & Means Committee room off House floor!" (Via The Hill's Scott Wong) http://bit.ly/2JNfHuB

IN OTHER NEWS

Remember the girl who pushed her friend off a 60-foot bridge?:

19-year-old Taylor Smith was sentenced to two days in prison and 38 days on a work crew after pleading guilty to pushing her friend Jordan Holgerson off a 60-foot bridge. The friend broke six ribs and punctured her lungs and the incident was captured on video. https://nbcnews.to/2V73EK1

From the victim: "This nightmare started for me when I was falling through the air, and I was really terrified," the statement said. "When I was being pulled from the water, I thought, 'I'm going to die,' because I couldn't breathe. And I was watching my body change color by the second."

From the defendant: "I'd like to sincerely apologize to Jordan Holgerson, her family and friends for the pain and humiliation I have caused by my mindless actions that occurred last summer."

Keep in mind about the sentence: She originally pleaded not guilty but was offered a plea deal by prosecutors for no jailtime. The judge sentenced her to two days in jail anyway saying, "I think you need to do some jail time." http://bit.ly/2U3tFNK

IF YOU NEED A REFRESHER ON THE STORY:

Watch the original 10-second viral video of the incident -- oh my: http://bit.ly/2V3koSm

If you're curious what was going through the defendant's mind: Last summer, Taylor Smith explained her side of the story on ABC's "Good Morning America." Watch: https://abcn.ws/2HLtzDU

Welp, the airline's name perfectly describes this incident:

Via CNN's Jack Guy and Gianluca Mezzofiore, "Icelandic budget carrier Wow Air has ceased operations and canceled its flights, leaving passengers stranded on both sides of the Atlantic. The airline announced the closure in a statement posted to its website on Thursday. It advised passengers to book new flights on other airlines, and said some may be eligible for compensation." https://cnn.it/2HLhQW2

Photo of the chaos at the gate 20 minutes before a Wow Air flight was scheduled to board: http://bit.ly/2UnBq0t

NOTABLE TWEETS

Ahh hahahahha:

nothing reminds me more of the summer than a st louis style hot dog pic.twitter.com/i43OCNCjrr — Trey Smith (@SlimiHendrix) March 27, 2019

Back story: Twitter user @AlekKrautmann started a heated debate yesterday when he posted a photo of bagels sliced like bread -- and called them a "St. Louis secret." And by "heated debate," I mean people are confused and furious. Photo that started the frenzy: https://on.today.com/2WpKiji

Trending -- Omg stop. Please make it stop:

This local news station playing millennial lingo mad libs is the best worst thing I’ve watched on the Internet all weekpic.twitter.com/FveuOTOcAY — Brittany Shepherd (@blrshepherd) March 27, 2019

Please. I'm begging.

Watch -- it's so cringeworthy: http://bit.ly/2Os88s5

ON TAP

The Senate is in. The House met this morning. President Trump is speaking in Grand Rapids, Mich., this evening and then heads to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida. Vice President Pence is in Naples and Jacksonville, Fla., today.

11:45 a.m. EDT: President Trump received an intelligence briefing.

1:20 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence holds a Trump campaign event in Naples, Fla.

2:45 p.m. EDT: President Trump meets with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo Michael (Mike) Richard PompeoOvernight Defense: Pentagon redirects pandemic funding to defense contractors | US planning for full Afghanistan withdrawal by May | Anti-Trump GOP group puts ads in military papers Overnight Defense: House Democrats unveil stopgap spending measure to GOP opposition | Bill includes .6B for new subs | Trump issues Iran sanctions after world shrugs at US action at UN Navalny calls on Russia to return clothes he was wearing when he fell ill MORE.

4 p.m. EDT: President Trump leaves for Grand Rapids, Mich.

5 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence holds a Trump campaign event in Jacksonville, Fla.

8:30 p.m. EDT: President Trump leaves Grand Rapids, Mich. for his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla.

8:40 p.m. EDT: Vice President Pence gets back to Washington, D.C.

WHAT TO WATCH

11 a.m. EDT: Vice President Pence spoke at Ave Maria University in Naples, Fla. Livestream: http://bit.ly/2Oyl4fR

2:30 p.m. EDT: State Department deputy spokesman Robert Palladino holds a press briefing. Livestream: https://cs.pn/2HLnAz4

7 p.m. EDT: President Trump holds a campaign rally in Grand Rapids, Mich.

HAPPENING TODAY

1:05 p.m. EDT: The Washington Nationals play the New York Mets at Nationals Park in Washington, D.C. Baseball is back! Projected Opening Day lineups: https://nyp.st/2uClJUh

Because I'm biased -- 7:08 p.m. EDT: The Boston Red Sox play the Seattle Mariners on Opening Day! Here's a full list of the Opening Day MLB games: http://bit.ly/2CFUKfe

OPENING DAY FOOD AND DRINK SPECIALS AROUND D.C.:

Thank you for this, Washingtonian: http://bit.ly/2TEBhBk

NATS PARK HAS REALLY UPPED ITS FOOD GAME:

Here's a list of the new vendors selling food at the park. I'm looking at you, Medium Rare. http://bit.ly/2JIsYV5

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...

Today is National Black Forrest Cake Day.

So, Sansa Stark is apparently the new Cersei Lannister when it comes to drinking red wine:

Actress Sophie Turner, who plays Sansa Stark on HBO's "Game of Thrones," appeared on the jumbotron at a New York Rangers game. She didn't skip and beat and chugged her entire glass of red wine while her fiancé, Joe Jonas, watched. Watch -- it's pretty funny: https://bzfd.it/2JLNUuA