TREY: Victoria broke up with me for some other guy. Why does it seem like women always have two or three men on the line? I'm so sick of it.



BILLY: You need to change your perspective. They don't see us as fish, Basically, women think of men as crops.



BILLY: They plant seeds in the field, and watch us as we grow.



BILLY: Occasionally they intervene by watering them, or redirecting sunlight in their general vicinity.

VICTORIA: Here, try this new cologne.



BILLY: Once they're ripe, they decide which crops they want to pick. This one might be asparagus, and she doesn't like asparagus. Ah, carrots. Now that's more like it.



BILLY: So see, a woman's entire view of dating, and therefore life, is viewed through the prism of farming. And that's why girls like Farmville.

VICTORIA: This is strangely fulfilling.



