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Oh? You think you're cute? No, I'm sorry. Your dingy, obese bodies bouncing around under my table are not adorable.You think tweeting is going to negate the fact that you ate rice out of that pile of hobo vomit? Wrong. Disgusting.OOO! OOO! I'm a little birdie! Look at me hop! Look at me preen! Look at me carry the Bubonic Plague!Your plumage is the color of dog shit. Your spindly legs can barely support your golf ball shaped bodies. You tweet too much and I'm astonished that you can lift your spherical bodies on those runty little wings. You suck. Get out.