Considering their enduring success and ability to draft and develop wicked skilled players over the last two decades, it's probably safe to assume the Detroit Red Wings are blessed by the hockey gods or something.

And if you don't believe that, you clearly haven't seen what one of their prospects did on Tuesday. Andreas Athanasiou, playing for the Grand Rapids Griffins in the AHL, completely embarrassed TWO Charlotte Checkers defenseman before scoring a spectacular goal.

The body count here is just crazy: one chopped stick, one undressed defenseman and one sprawled goalie. Oh, and the goal. Damn you, Red Wings fans. You're the envy of us all.

(H/T @slapshotg0al for the GIF)