Don’t worry this isn’t a political blog. I won’t pretend to know what I’m talking about in regards to that, or really anything in life if I’m being honest here. But I do know one of the things they dinged Trump on impeachment was “Abuse of Power” and that had me thinking. Can we as a republic impeach Bloomberg from the election? The reason: Abuse of YouTube Ads. Every video I attempt to watch is a Bloomberg 4 Prez ad. I don’t even know what policies he’s running on, but I am infinity% Anti-Bloomberg.

I almost want to campaign against him to raise awareness about insufferable YouTube Ads. That has to relate to the rest of hardworking Americans, right? What kind of sicko does this during the holiday season? We’re trying to budget around buying loved ones Christmas gifts and now we gotta take $12 out of that pot and throw it on YouTube premium just to preserve 15 seconds of sanity. I think my campaign promise would be to make YouTube premium free for Americans. It would come from taxes, but without raising taxes. There’s gotta be some cash floating around that’s dedicated to something less important. It’ll basically revert back to YouTube back in the day, except we arent accessing it via dial-up.

Also, who did he hire to do his PR? Who in their right mind thought “Yeah Mikey, just fucking bombard their YouTubes with your face while they’re trying to watch videos. Inconveniencing people is a sure as shit way to get them to vote for you.” You really think Dan from accounting wants to be interrupted while he’s trying to escape from work for 10 minutes to watch a clip from today’s First Take on the shitter? Buddy, the man just wants to slip an AirPod in his ear and get a few laughs at Stephen A having his daily mental breakdown over the Knicks. That all he wants- a few minutes of solitude, getting a kick outta another man’s misery before he goes back to the reality that is dealing with getting his shit pushed in by his boss who’s in a bad mood cuz his marriage is a living hell. Get this guy outta here.