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Hitler finds out the sharks have been eliminated.

00:00 - 00:03 Sir, we've received word from San Jose.

00:04 - 00:05 The Kings managed to win game 4.

00:05 - 00:07 In game 5, General Vlassic was wounded and the Kings won again.

00:08 - 00:12 Intelligence reports indicate the referees were LA spies.

00:12 - 00:15 It turns out they were working for Jarret Stoll.

00:17 - 00:19 Enough about that milk drinker.

00:19 - 00:21 We must make plans for Anaheim.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir, I hate to deliver this news but...

00:27 - 00:28 The LA queens have won.

00:31 - 00:33 They won game 6, and game 7 as well.

00:34 - 00:36 The San Jose Sharks have been eliminated from the playoffs.

00:53 - 00:58 Bandwagoners who know nothing about hockey shall leave the room immediately.

01:13 - 01:15 This is a disgrace!

01:15 - 01:17 We lost to LA again!? That city knows as much about hockey as my left nut!

01:18 - 01:23 And now we have to listen, ALL SUMMER, to a bunch of morons chirping!?

01:25 - 01:28 I'm barely recovering from my alcoholism from last summer!

01:29 - 01:31 And you think I have the money to pay up on all the bets I made?

01:31 - 01:34 I'll have to tattoo a crown on my nipple!

01:34 - 01:37 The league thinks we're a joke!

01:37 - 01:40 The choking chirps won't end!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, the people will call for heads to roll

01:42 - 01:46 OK! Why doesnt DW just go to the Stanley Cup god and pull players out of his ass!

01:46 - 01:48 But doesnt something have to be done?

01:48 - 01:52 Does a bear shit in the woods? DO FROGS HAVE WATER TIGHT ASSHOLES!?

01:53 - 01:54 Is Jake Muzzin the ugliest guy in the league!?

01:56 - 01:57 Of course something must be done.

01:57 - 02:00 But what a cluster fuck this is!

02:00 - 02:03 Everytime April and May comes around...

02:04 - 02:08 We play like a bunch of stunned cunts!

02:08 - 02:13 Sure, LA has size, skill, and experience..

02:14 - 02:16 But losing 4 in a row?

02:17 - 02:21 It's torture! It's worse than being a Leafs fan!

02:27 - 02:29 Every Novemeber I rebuild my hopes and dreams.

02:30 - 02:34 I must be a fool, or else too loyal...

02:34 - 02:36 Or too drunk to know the difference by that point.

02:41 - 02:42 It'll be another long summer.

02:43 - 02:47 And now Anaheim and LA fans alike will think they're better than us.

02:48 - 02:53 That's the worst part...

02:54 - 02:56 Along with having to hear Dustin Brown's Lisp in postgame interviews.

02:56 - 02:59 I know the Kings are probably good ol' fashioned hockey players like just about everyone else in the league.

03:00 - 03:02 But dam do I have an inexplicible hate for the logo on their jeresys.

03:04 - 03:07 (Marleau): It's ok Jumbo, we have no movement clauses.

03:14 - 03:16 It could have been any other team, even the Canucks would have been better..

03:19 - 03:23 I guess we'll have to do what we always do...

03:25 - 03:26 Drink the problems away for the rest of the playoffs.

03:31 - 03:33 And come next November we'll rally behind the boys again.

03:40 - 03:46 Because if nothing else...

03:46 - 03:49 We have to prove we're better than those fair-weather LA "fans."