Seth Meyers rips Trump's weekend to shreds: 'LeBron just took him to school'

Erin Jensen | USA TODAY

A busy weekend for President Trump equates to a barrage of punchlines from Seth Meyers. The comedian at the helm of "Late Night" took shots and "A Closer Look" at our nation's leader who he referred to as "our first retiree president," predicting, "pretty soon he's gonna put a retractable awning on the White House and sit out there with a word search puzzle, his shorts and black socks."

Here are Meyers' best quips about Trump's last few days.

On LeBron James' interview with Don Lemon in which the basketball star said he would "never sit across from (Trump)":

"Donald Trump isn't an at-risk youth, but LeBron just took him to school."

On Trump's declaration that he "won the women" and their vote at a rally in Ohio Saturday:

"That's right, Trump says he won the women, and we only had to pay off some of them," joked Meyers with a photo of Stormy Daniels over his shoulder.

On Trump's statement "My wife, the first lady Melania said, 'The women really like you' " at the same rally:

"Trump wants us to think his wife talks to him. Look at her, her body may be there, but her mind is on Amazon Prime shopping for a LeBron jersey."

On Trump mistakenly referring to the Appalachian Trail as the "Tallahassee Trail" at the same rally:

"Tallahassee Trail sounds like a cheap rip-off of The Oregon Trail. The year is 2018, and you must survive the treacherous journey from Tallahassee to your private golf course in New Jersey. Your only supplies are a private jet and a bucket of KFC – and uh-oh, you have dementia!"

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