A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.

Hard Times for the Rich

I had to start dating women my own age.

There's no more blow on the company jet.

I had to lay-off all but one of my "yes-men." It was a smart move sir. Shut up Kevin.

The bank foreclosed on Mr. Pooch's doghouse. Who gives a loan to a dog anyway?

Because of the global rice shortage, orphans' tears don't taste as sweet as they used to.

I have to exploit twice as many people to get half the profit I was making two years ago!

I had to find a corporate sponsor for my estate.

My caviar dreams are now made out of imitation crab.

