agentquinn:

appatary8523:

We’ve never seen Filbrick’s eyes

okay i

this was fucking me up so badly i had to get up to write about it bc like

DID BILL JUST POSSESS FILBRICK PINES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE STANS CHILDHOOD

seriously did bill just settle into being a dad to make sure his little doom rugrats would grow up to bring about the end of the world. did he make awful dad jokes. did he practice being distant and emotionally unavailable in front of a mirror.

i mean it would CERTAINLY explain why the twins are so fucking messed up and why stanford is manipulative and obsessed with the supernatural and susceptible to flattery and why stanley knows how to cheat and lie and con people and why he and bill kinda talk the same and have some similar mannerism (jesus, the first moment we see stanley in the intro song he’s wearing an eyepatch and waving a cane around)

someone please help me i can’t stop thinking about this and there’s a tiny bill cipher in my head making like a million “who’s your DADDY” jokes and i’ mcrying a little