If you tuned in to Bravo last week to see fireworks, well, the Southern Charm season 5 finale wasn’t on because of the real fireworks, due to the Fourth of July holiday.

But have no fears, you won’t have to wait much longer to attend Patricia’s Winter Wonderland formal.

WHEN IS THE SOUTHERN CHARM FINALE?

The Southern Charm Season 5 finale will air this. Our only question is how can they possibly fit this much drama into only one hour?

The preview alone is just about as intense as it gets, considering it kicks off with Kathryn telling Naomie, “I got a message on Instagram, it was it was like, ‘Ashley is like, a high-end escort.'” What!

Meanwhile, as they get fitted for their formal wear, Craig, Shep and Austen bond over the fact that Thomas Ravenel’s girlfriend has hit on all of them.

And then of course we get to Patricia’s very fancy and even more exclusive social event, where Cameran and Whitney share a dance, Naomie feasts on the fact that Craig’s date is unaware that you’re supposed to remove your gloves for dinner, and — gasp — Kathryn approaches Patricia to say hello.

Don’t forget that this is Southern Charm though, the show that has never, ever had a quiet season finale, as this one appears to culminate in a Kathryn and Ashley confrontation where the phrase “egg donor” is thrown around to the shock of anyone standing within earshot. But would you even expect anything else after this truly insane season?

The Southern Charm season 5 finale airs Thursday, July 12th at 9pm ET/PT on Bravo.

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