Lizzy Fenton, a student at the University of Minnesota, became a viral star this week after sharing a PowerPoint slideshow she put together, supposedly to convince her crush to go out with her.

Titled "Why You Should Date Me," the six-slide presentation makes all manner of convincing arguments as to why Lizzy would be an excellent girlfriend, including:

• She is “financially stable” with “wealthy behind-the-scenes benefactors (parents)” who can “spot her cash”

• "My diverse hairstyles allow me to look like three completely different people"

• "Boobs exhibit steady growth over time"

• "I am always at work (won't be clingy)

• The slideshow features glowing endorsements from endorsements from Channing Tatum, Miss America and "your ex-girlfriend"