Just to cut through the crap: if you think buying your son or daughter some kind of undergarment which acts as a decoy for their real genitalia, you need to seriously consider therapy for yourself, followed by surrendering your child to someone who, for starters, isn't a child-abusing monster such as yourself. So we're clear. I send the aforementioned advice to the owner of the online Etsy Store "Tuck Buddies" and to all the patrons of it.

A "Tuck Buddy," which we can only hope isn't a play on "F*ck Buddy," is underwear for your son who wants to be a girl. Actually, wait, a "Tuck Buddy" is an undergarment parents can purchase so, while they're having dinner parties with their woke friends, can brag about how woke they are. Unfortunately "Tuck Buddy" is not, at the moment, where the police can mine the addresses of child-abusing shits. But I have my dreams and you have yours.

Super soft and comfortable boy short style underwear of stretchy cotton/lycra fabric with ribbed cotton waist. Beautiful, bright and fun print stretch jersey patterns. Comfortable yet snug 2nd layer inside front panel of organic fleece fabric to provide a bit of padding and coverage for young trans kids. This listing is for 7 pair of Tuck Buddies underwear. Variety of prints available, please inquire if you have a preference beyond girly & adorable.

Oh, and there are product reviews. They're public, so I'm hardly doxxing these trash piles.

My 5.5 year old trans daughter has pretty much always presented as female (as an infant EVERYONE assumed she was a baby girl). Around 5, after transition, she really started noticing her penis more, and complaining about it "bothering" her in all kinds of different ways. There was a lot of "adjustment" in public (like during ballet class; why always during ballet class?!?), which often led to me feeling anxious about her outing herself unintentionally. When she first tried these undies, she looked up at me, so excited, and literally said "Mama! These fix all my problems!" Now our only problem is keeping them washed; she wants to wear only these now! We are ordering enough to replace all her other pairs, that is how awesome they are! Thank you so much for making such a thoughtful product for our sensitive, special kiddos ❤️

All "kiddos" are special, you walking sack of garbage. Your son is a boy. Perhaps he's acting like a girl because you've clearly demonstrated you wanted a girl for his entire existence. Try dressing babies with gender-specific colors, like blue for boys and pink for girls, then report back as to how a child "presents" to EVERYONE.

Yes, yes, the free market can work however it likes. I'm not debating the right for a store to exist. I'm just sick this one does. I'm sick over people who are patronizing these kinds of stores having and raising children. Specifically how they're raising their children to be all kinds of psychologically messed up. For the singular purpose of making the parent feel modern and "good" about themselves. Related: Transkids: A Website to Buy a Fake Penis for Your Child.

Maybe it's confusing because the root word of "parenting" is "parent" but actually the most important part of being a parent is to nurture and raise a child as best you can, for the child. Which doesn't include convincing the child you'll only love him or her if he's a she or he's a her.

Assholes.

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