Wait, did he say masturbate?

SEAN PENN: Either you can decide to divorce yourself from loving your children and piss on a tree and show that you have the power to piss on a tree. Or you can go out and vote in a very big way for someone like Hillary Clinton — who then you can challenge and support, which is the only way that any kind of president can have any success — and you stick it out for four years.

Or we can just masturbate our way into hell [applause] with a guy who looks like the only blond magician.