Recently, a lot of people have been requesting advice on how to keep their love lives classy.

Now, clearly there are an almost infinite number of important things that we could mention here (and we will certainly try to touch upon as many of them as possible in future posts, so don’t worry). Today however, we will begin with one of the most essential, yet most often overlooked techniques, which every classy gent should have in his arsenal.

Foreplay is an area where men have traditionally received criticism over the years but, by simply following these simple instructions, we guarantee a satisfied customer every time:

1. Introduce the lady to your chambre.

2. Sit the lady down on the edge of your bed.

3. Turn that dimmer switch down low.

4. Press the play button on your stereo (You will already have lined up Hall and Oates’ 1980 classic You Make My Dreams Come True from their seminal Voices LP)

5. Remove your dinner suit in time to the beat.

6. Engage.





Remember to include healthy smatterings of air guitar but DO NOT overdo it!

Follow Oates’ lead on this and pay particular attention to his facial expressions, particuarly from 2:12 onwards.

This has never been known to fail.