This comic is mostly true, except I left out how horribly drunk I was and how I’m pretty sure that the guy demoing the game was Ted Price, and I’d like to offer my sincerest apologies to the whole Insomniac team not only for this sordid episode but also those Spyro games I was the Lead Designer on. I AM REALLY SORRY BUT GOSH I LOVE SPYRO, I TRULY DO.

(Man, why does like every story about me at a video game trade show start off with me being really drunk? SHAMEFUL!)