It’s become something of a tradition for the Lib Dem Press Office to offer a bit of a random and amusing commentary as Eurovision unfolds.

Here are some of the highlights:

One country making Brexiteer level of promise:

If you include a horse in the trailer video, you have to deliver in the live show Ukraine. #Eurovision #GoingForTheTwilightVote — Lib Dem Press Office (@LibDemPress) May 12, 2018

The thing is that unless you are watching this live, it’s not always clear what they are talking about. Anyone want to hazard any guesses over these:

Sorry, but Theresa May is determined for you not to have your say on this… #eurovision #getourcoat — Lib Dem Press Office (@LibDemPress) May 12, 2018

This is the point of the evening where chasers become less optional. #eurovision — Lib Dem Press Office (@LibDemPress) May 12, 2018

A question that could be asked about just about anything on Eurovision:

What on earth was that about?! #Eurovision — Lib Dem Press Office (@LibDemPress) May 12, 2018

They don’t seem to have had quite as much to drink as in previous years. Meanwhile, there is one very sore head in LDV Towers this morning. The rules of the party the afflicted person attended were that if your country got 12 points, you had to consume a shot of either some very innocent tasting raspberry thing or some rather more medicinal rainbow sourz affair. Thinking that they were safe having been allocated France, they got stuck into the wine. And then France got the first 12 points of the night…..