Because Japan always gets way cooler stuff than the rest of the world, this is the line of Super Mario toys purveyor of barely-burgers McDonald's will be giving away in the country's Happy Meals. Here in the US? No clue, probably a pamphlet about exercising. All the Mario toys either play music or perform an action. Anybody want to move to Japan with me? Actually, let me rephrase that -- anybody want to move to Japan and let me live with you rent-free? I can cook and clean. I'm never going to, but I know how.

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