And Now, a FitBit Filk • Howard Tayler

Go ahead and sing it. You know the melody already.

When I wake up, well I know you're gonna be

you're gonna be the one who vibrates me awake

When I go out, yeah I know you're gonna be

You're gonna be the one who counts the steps I take.

If I get drunk, well I know you're gonna be

you're gonna be the one who logs my lifts of glass

When I'm hung over? Well I know you're gonna count

You're gonna count the hours I spend flat on my ass.

But I would walk 5000 steps

And I would walk 5000 more

Just to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my

ten thousand step reward

When I work out, yes I know we'll have some fun

because you'll be the one who's workin ' out with me.

And when I'm hungry from the workin ' out I've done

I swear I'll tell you every calorie I eat.

When I come home (When I come home), and I'm limpin ' like a fool

I'm gonna limp along with gusto 'cause of you.

But when I shower, well I only have one rule

I'm gonna take that long hot shower without you.

But I would walk 5000 steps

And I would walk 5000 more

Just to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my

ten thousand step reward

When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's lonely wearing you

And when I'm dreaming, well I know you'll know I dream

because somehow you track my sleeping and that's creepy.

When I go out (when I go out), well I know you're gonna go

You're gonna go just fine with what I choose to wear.

And when I come home (when I come home), yes I know I'm gonna wish

I'm gonna wish I'd walked instead of driving there.

I'm gonna wish I'd walked instead of driving there.

But I would walk 5000 steps

And I would walk 5000 more

Just to feel that buzz upon my wrist for my

ten thousand step reward

Apologies to the Proclaimers, and to my FitBit, who doesn't get to go out nearly as often as he'd like.

(cross-posted from howardtayler.com)