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parade of (his) favorite fever dreams" as

Schiff, who is "sick...

Why did he make up my statement? He made up my statement and I want to find that out."

Ukraine not Russia

interfered in the 2016 election,

and a rich Ukrainian

hat's a big part of this whole thing." Barr's bogus Russia probe "

will be the biggest scandal this country has ever seen." He stopped a million police going into Hong Kong to kill all the protesters "in 14 minutes." He fired Comey (oops) 'cause he was "trying to take down the president." He doesn't know the people he appointed to top posts now testifying about him.

Marie Yovanovitch " wouldn't hang my picture in the embassy...She wouldn't hang it! It took like a year and a half or 2 years for her to get the picture up. She said bad things about me...This was not an angel, this woman, OK?" And - Freudian-slip-cum-tortured-syntax alert - "I do want, always, corruption."



Well, it's been a week. It ended aptly with an utterly unglued Trump calling into Fox and Friends to spew an almostbat-shit crazy "hosts Steve Doocy, Ainsley Earhardt and Brian Killmeade sat stupefied, looking like they didn't want to have to tell Grandpa it's finally time to put him in the home. Among the surreal lowlights: Pelosi is "crazy as a bedbug." Obama wiretapped him. He wants an impeachment trial so he can interview