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#FF Follow Friday

(U) it means arms around you, hug for you

**// it means wink wink, nudge nudge

,!!!! Talk to the hand

02 Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02

10Q Thank you

1174 Nude club

121 One to one

123 it means I agree

1337 Elite -or- leet -or- L337

14 it refers to the fourteen words

142n8ly Unfortunately

143 I love you

1432 I Love You Too

14AA41 One for All and All for One

182 I hate you

187 it means murder/ homicide

19 0 hand

1daful it means wonderful

1V4 One Vs. Four

2 it means to, too, two

20 Location

24/7 Twenty Four Seven, as in all the time

2b To be

2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be

2b@ To Be At

2BZ4UQT Too Busy For You Cutey

2B~not2B To be or not to be

2d4 To die for

2day Today

2DLoo Toodle oo

2G2B4G Too Good To Be Forgotten

2G2BT Too Good To Be True

2moro Tomorrow

2nite Tonight

2QT Too Cute

2U2 To You Too

303 Mom

4 For, Four

403 Deny Access To

404 I haven't a clue

411 Information

420 Marijuana

459 I love you

4COL For Crying Out Loud

4e Forever

4EAE ForEver And Ever

4eva Forever

4ever Forever

4FS For F***’s Sake

4NR Foreigner

4Q F*** You

511 Too much information

53X Sex

5FS 5 Finger Salute

747 Let's Fly

775 Kiss Me

8 it means ate, it also refers to oral sex

831 I Love You

86 Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out

88 Hugs and kisses

8t it means it

9 Parent is watching

99 Parent is no longer watching

996 Work 9am-9pm, 6 days a week

<3 it's a heart

= it means reply

? I have a question

@ it means at -or- it means reply to

@+ French equivalent of CUL8R

@TEOTD At The End Of The Day

A2D Agree to Disagree

A3 Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere

AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse

AAF As A Friend -or- Always And Forever

AAK Asleep At Keyboard

AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact

AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest

AAP Anarchy Arrogance Pollution

AAR At Any Rate

AAR8 At Any Rate

AAS Alive And Smiling

AATK Always At The Keyboard

AAYF As Always, Your Friend

AB Ass Backwards -or- Ah Bless

ABC Always Be Creating/Communicating -or- Accept, Believe, Confess

ABCD Artificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Cloud, Data

ABH Anywhere But Here

ABITHIWTITB A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush

ABK Always Be Knolling

ABT2 About To

ACC Actually

ACD Alt Control Delete

ACE Access Control Entry

ACK Acknowledgement

ACORN A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person

ADAD Another Day Another Dollar

ADBB All Done Bye Bye

add Address

addy address

ADIDAS All Day I Dream About Sex

ADIH Another Day In Hell

ADIP Another Day In Paradise

ADM Aye Dios Mio

ADN Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now

ADR Address

ADVD Advised

AEAP As Early As Possible

AF As F*** or After Fate

AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You

AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted

AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAICS As Far As I Can See

AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell

AFAIK As Far As I Know

AFAIR As Far As I Remember

AFAIU As Far As I Understand

AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It

AFAP As Far As Possible

AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned

AFC Away From Computer

AFDN Any F***ing Day Now

AFGO Another F***ing Growth Opportunity

AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware

AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed

AFJ April Fools Joke

AFK Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill

AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes

AFT About F***ing Time

AFU All F***ed Up

AFW Away From Window

AFZ Acronym Free Zone

AGB Almost Good Bridge

AGIG American Girl InstaGram

AGKWE And God Knows What Else

AI Artificial Intelligence -or- As If

AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle

aight all right

AIH As It Happens

AIMB As I Mentioned Before

AIMP Always In My Prayers

AISB As I Said Before

AISE As I Said Earlier

AISI As I See It

AITR Adult In The Room

AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As

ALAP As Late As Possible

alcon All Concerned

ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud

ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally

ALW Ain't Life Wonderful

AMA Ask Me Anything

AMAP As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible

AMBW All My Best Wishes

AMF Adios Mother F***er

AML All My Love

AMOSC Add Me On SnapChat

AMP Accelerated Mobile Pages

AMRMTYFTS All My Roommates Thank You For The Show

ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different

ANGB Almost Nearly Good Bridge

AOAS All Of A Sudden

AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth

AON Apropos Of Nothing

AOR Agency On Record -or- Album-Oriented Rock

AOYP Angel On Your Pillow

AP Apple Pie

APU As Per Usual

AR Action Required -or- Augmented Reality

AS Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject

ASAFP As Soon As F***ing Possible

ASAMOF As A Matter Of Fact

ASAP As Soon As Possible

ASAYGT As Soon As You Get This

ASMR Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

ATAB Ain't That A Bitch

ATBIMS All These Bitches Is My Sons

ATC Any Two Cards

ATM At The Moment -or- Ass To Mouth

ATSL Along The Same Line

ATST At The Same Time

ATW All The Web, Around The Web, All The Way, At The Weekend

ATWD Agree That We Disagree

AUNT And U Know This

AUNTM And U Know This Man

AWC After While, Crocodile

AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?

AWLTP Avoiding Work Like The Plague

AWNIAC All We Need Is Another Chair

AWOL Absent Without Leave

AWS Awesome

AWTTW A Word To The Wise

ax it means across

AYC Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky

AYCE All You Can Eat

AYEG Are You Even Goth?

AYFKMWTS Are You F***ing Kidding Me With This Sh**

AYK As You Know

AYMM Are You My Mother

AYOR At Your Own Risk

AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something

AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because

AYV Are You Vertical?

B Be

B&E Breaking & Entering

B&F Back and Forth

B4 Before

B4N Bye For Now

B4U Before You

B4YKI Before You Know It

B@U or BAK@U Back at You

BABY Being Annoyed By You

BAC Bad Ass Chick

bae Before Anyone Else

BAEB Before Anyone Else Babe

BAESBO Before Anyone Else So Back Off

BAG Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin

BAK Back At Keyboard

BAMF Bad Ass Mother F***er

banana it means penis

BARB Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain

BASE Buildings, Antennas, Spans, Earth

BAU Business As Usual

BB Be Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be -or- Baby

BB4N Bye Bye for Now

BBAMFIC Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge

BBB Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief -or- Big, Beige & Boring

BBBG Bye Bye Be Good

BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel

BBFN Bye Bye for Now

BBIAB Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF Be Back In A Few

BBIAS Be Back In A Sec

BBIAW Be Back In A While

BBL Be Back Later

BBMFIC Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge

BBQ Bar-B-Que -or- Barbeque

BBR Burnt Beyond Repair

BBS Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service

BBSD Be Back Soon Darling

BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later

BBT Be Back Tomorrow

BBW Big Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman

BC Because

BCBG Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle

BCBS Big Company, Big School

BCNU Be Seeing You

bcoz because

BD Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain

BDBI5M Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes

BDC Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com

BDE Big Dick Energy

BDN Big Damn Number

BDOA Brain Dead On Arrival

BDSM Bondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism

BEG Big Evil Grin

beos Nudge

BF Boyfriend -or- Best Friend

BF4L Best Friends For Life

BFBO Blinding Flash of the Bloody Obvious

BFD Big F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster

BFE Bum F*** Egypt

BFF Best Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral

BFFN Best Friends For Now

BFFTTE Best Friends Forever Til The End

BFFW Best Friends Forever Work

BFG Big F***ing Gun

BFN Bye For Now

BFR Big F***ing Rock

BG Be Good

BGBC Be Glad Be Cheerful

BGF Best GirlFriend

BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal

BHG Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl

BHIMBGO Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old

BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart

BI Business Intelligence

BI5 Back In Five

BIBI Bye Bye

BIBLE Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

BIBO Beer In, Beer Out

BIF Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget

BIL Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening

BIO Bring It On

BIOIYA Break It Off In Your Ass

BION Believe It Or Not

BIOYA Blow It Out Your Ass

BIOYE Blow It Out Your Ear

BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port

BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose

BITCH Basically In The Clear Homey

BITD Back In The Day

BITFOB Bring It The F*** On, Bitch

BIZ it means Business

BJ Blow Job

BKA Better Known As

BL Belly Laughing

BLAST BiLateral Alternating Stimulation Tactile

BLBBLB Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird

BLD Breakfast Lunch Dinner

Blkbry Blackberry

BLZRD it means blizzard

BM Byte Me

BMF Bad Mother F***er

BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter

BMOC Big Man On Campus

BMOF Bite Me Old Fart

BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass

BMS Baby Making Sex

BMW B*tch, Moan, Whine

BN Been -or- Being

BNDN Been Nowhere Done Nothing

BNF Big Name Fan

BO Bug Off -or- Body Odor

BOAISY Bend Over And I'll Show You

BOAT Bust Out Another Thousand

BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend

BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

BOCTAAE But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions

BOD Benefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors

BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell

BOH Bros Over Hoes

BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again

BOL Bark Out Loud

BON Believe it Or Not

book it means cool

BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation

BOTL Bra On The Loose

BOTOH But On The Other Hand

BOTUS Bot Of The United States

BPLM Big Person Little Mind

BR Bathroom

BRB Be Right Back

BRICS Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa

BRL Belly Roll Laughs

BRO Be Right Over

BRT Be Right There

BRUF Big Requirements Up Front

BS Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain

BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink

BSBD&NE Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience

BSEG Big Sh** Eating Grin

BSF But Seriously, Folks

BSOD Blue Screen of Death

BT Byte This

BTA But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks

BTD Bored To Death

BTDT Been There Done That

BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt

BTFLDY it means beautiful day

BTFO Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over

BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me

BTI Bash Twitter Idiocy

BTN Better Than Nothing

BTOIYA Be There Or It's Your Ass

BTR Better

BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me

BTTE Brothers To The End

BTTP Back To The Past

BTTT Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top

BTW By The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair -or- Booty To Win

BTWBO Be There With Bells On

BTWITIAILWU By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You

BTYC Better Than You Can

BTYD Better Than You Do

BUFF Big Ugly Fat F***

buhbye bye

bump Bring Up My Post

BW Best Wishes

BWDIK But What Do I Know

BWI But What If

BWL Bursting With Laughter

BWO Black, White or Other

BWTM But Wait, There's More

BYAM Between You And Me

BYKI Before You Know It

BYKT But You Knew That

BYOA Bring Your Own Advil

BYOB Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer

BYOD Bring Your Own Device

BYOP Bring Your Own Pencil

BYOW Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine

BYTME Better You Than ME

BZ Busy

C it means see, it's also a programming language

c ya see ya

c%d it means could

c%l it means cool

C&G Chuckle and Grin

C/P Cross Post

C/S Change of Subject

C4N Ciao For Now

CAAC Cool As A Cucumber

CAL Cyberathlete Amateur League

CAS Crack A Smile

CB Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back

CBB Can't Be Bothered

CBD it stands for Cannabidiol, a.k.a. CBD oil

CBF Can't Be F***ed

CBJ Covered Blow Job

CBM Covered By Medicare

CBOT Centered Backgrounds On Twitter

CBT Computer Based Training -or- Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

cc carbon copy

CCOT Conservative Christians on Twitter

CCW Cute Crush Wednesday

CD Carpe diem -or- Compact Disc

CD9 Code 9 - it means parents are around

CF Coffee Freak -or- Cluster F***

CFV Call For Vote

CHA Click Here Asshole

chln it means chilling or to be chill

CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)

CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out

CICYHW Can I Copy Your Home Work

CID Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace

CIL Check In Later

CINBA Clad In Naught But Air

CIO Check It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer

CITO Cache In, Trash Out

CLD it means cold

CLM Career Limiting Move

CM Call Me

CMAO Chortling My Ass Off

CMAP Cover My Ass Partner

CMB Call Me Back

CMF Count My Fingers

CMIW Correct Me if I'm Wrong

CMSU Cracking MySelf Up

CMU Crack Me Up

CN Can

CNP Continued in Next Post

COB Close Of Business

COBRAS Come On By Right After School

COD Change Of Dressing

Cof$ Church of Scientology

CofS Church of Scientology

COL Chuckle Out Loud -or- Chortling Out Loud

coo short for cool

COS Change Of Subject -or- it means because

COT Circle Of Trust

CPA Cost Per Action -or- Cost Per Acquisition

CPC Cost Per Click -or- Cost-Per-Click

CPG Consumer Packaged Goods

CPL Cost Per Lead

CQRT Security

CQTS Chuckling Quietly To Self

CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing

CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products

CRAT Can't Remember A Thing

CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**

CRB Come Right Back

CRBT Crying Real Big Tears

CRD Caucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency

CRDTCHCK Credit Check

CRS Can't Remember Sh** -or- Cockney Rhyming Slang

CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym

CS Career Suicide

CS&F Cute Sexy & Funny

CSA Cool Sweet Awesome

CSABR Continued Success And Best Regards

CSL Can't Stop Laughing

CSN Chuckle, Snicker, Grin

CT Can't Talk -or- Can't Text

CTA Call To Action

CTC Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken

CTFD Calm The F*** Down

CTFO Come The F*** On

CTFU Cracking The F*** Up

CTMQ Chuckle To Myself Quietly

CTO Check This Out

CU See You -or- Cracking Up

CU46 See You For Sex

CUA Clean Up Afterwards

CUATSC See You At The Senior Center

CUATU See You Around The Universe

CUL See You Later

CUL8R See You Later

CULA See You Later Alligator

CUNS See You In School

CUNT See You Next Time -or- Can't Understand Newest Text -or- Can't Understand Normal Thinking

CUOL See You OnLine

CUPL Couple

CUWTA Catch Up With The Acronyms

CUZ Because

CWOT Complete Waste Of Time

CWYL Chat With You Later

CX Cancelled

CxO Chief insert title here Officer

CY Calm Yourself

CYA Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya

CYE Check your Email

CYL See You Later

CYM Check Your Mail

CYO See You Online

CYOH Create Your Own Happening

CYT See You Tomorrow

D Dad -or- it means the

D&M Deep & Meaningful

d00d dude, also seen as dood

D2D Developer-to-Developer or Day-to-Day

D8 Date

da there

DAFUQ What the F***

DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That

DANNY Duplicating Another's, Not Necessarily Yours

DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover

DASH Dumb Ass Stupid Head

DBA Doing Business As -or- Don't Bother Asking

DBABAI Don't Be A Bitch About It

DBBSWF Dream Boat Body, Shipwreck Face

DBD Don't Be Dumb

DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read

DBMIB Don't Bother Me I'm Busy

DD Due Diligence

DDAS Don't Do Anything Stupid

DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous

DDSOS Different Day, Same Old Sh**

DDWI Don't Dick With It

def Definitely

defo Definitely

DEGT Don't Even Go There

dem them

DENIAL Don't Even Notice I Am Lying

dese these

DETI Don't Even Think It

DETWEET DElete a TWEET

dewd dude

dey they

DF Dear Friend

DFIK Darn If I Know

DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)

DFTBA Don't Forget To Be Awesome

DFU Don't F*** Up

DFWLY Don't Forget Who Loves You

DGA Don't Go Anywhere

DGAF Don't Give A F***

DGARA Don't Give A Rat's Ass

DGT Don't Go There

DGTG Don't Go There Girlfriend

DGYF Damn Girl You're Fine

DH Dear Husband

DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath

DIAF Die In A Fire

DIC Drunk In Charge

DIFBET it means what's the difference between

DIKU Do I Know You?

DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn

DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**

DINK Double Incomes, No Kids

DINO Democrat In Name Only

DINR Dinner

DIRFT Do It Right the First Time

DISTO Did I Say That Outloud?

DITR Dancing In The Rain

ditto same here

DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed

DIY Do It Yourself

DJM Don't Judge Me

DK Don't Know

DKDC Don't Know Don't Care

DL Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link

DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

DLTM Don't Lie To Me

DM Direct Message

DMI Don't Mention It

DNBL8 Do Not Be Late

DNC Does Not Compute

DND Do Not Disturb

DNF Did Not Find

DNPMPL Damn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing

DNR Do Not Resuscitate

DOA Dead On Arrival

DOC Drug Of Choice

DOE Depends On Experience

DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch)

DOG Depend On God

DOH it's an expression of frustration

doin it means doing

DORD Department Of Redundancy Department

DOS Dad Over Shoulder -or- Dozing Off Soon

DP Domestic Partner

dps Damage Per Second

DPUP Don't Poop Your Pants

DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This

DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job

DRB Dirty Rat Bastard

DRCOWOTO Don't Really Care One Way Or The Other

DRIB Don't Read If Busy

DSL Digital Subscriber Line -or- Dick Sucking Lips

DSTR8 Damn Straight

DTC Deep Throaty Chuckle

DTF Down To F***

DTK Down To Kill

DTR Define The Relationship

DTRT Do The Right Thing

DUI Driving Under the Influence

DUM Do You Masturbate?

DUNA Don't Use No Acronyms

dunno i don't know

DUR Do You Remember

DURS Damn You Are Sexy

DUSL Do You Scream Loud?

DUST Did You See That?

DW Don't Worry

DW2H Don't Work Too Hard

DWB Don't Write Back

DWBH Don't Worry Be Happy

DWEET Drunk tWEET

DWH During Work Hours

DWI Driving While Intoxicated

DWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips

DWS Driving While Stupid

DWWWI Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated

DWYM Does What You Mean

DYAC Damn You Auto Correct

DYD Don't You Dare

DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me

DYHAB Do You Have A Boyfriend?

DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend

DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When...

DYLI Do You Love It?

DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work

DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing

E123 Easy as One, Two, Three

E2HO Each to His/Her Own

EABOS Eat A Bag Of Sh**

EADD Entrepreneurial Attention Deficit Disorder

EAK Eating at Keyboard

EAPFS Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks

ED Erectile Dysfunction

EDM Electronic Document Management -or- Electronic Dance Movement

EE Electronic Emission

EE or EEs Employee -or- Employees

EFT Electronic Funds Transfer

EG Evil Grin

EGOT Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony

EHE Emos Hate Everyone

EHT E-Hashtag on Twitter

EIP Eggo Is Preggo

EL Evil Laugh

ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud

EM Excuse Me

EMA E-Mail Address

EMBM Early Morning Business Meeting

EMDR Eye Movement Desensitization & Reprocessing

EMEA Europe, the Middle East, and Africa

EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In

EMFJI Excuse Me For Jumping In

EMI Excuse My Ignorance

EML Email Me Later

EMP Eat My Pussy -or- ElectroMagnetic Pulse

EMRTW Evil Monkey's Rule The World

EMSG E-Mail Message

EOD End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion

EOL End Of Life

EOM End Of Message

EOT End Of Thread/Text/Transmission

EOW End Of Watch

ESAD Eat Sh** And Die

ESADYFA Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole

ESEMED Every Second Every Minute Every Day

ESFOAD Eat Sh** F***Off And Die

ESG Environmental, Social, Governance

ESH Experience, Strength, and Hope

ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er

ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator

ETA Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add

ETLA ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)

ETX End of TeXt

every1 everyone

EVRE1 Every One

EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated

EYD Enjoy Your Day

EYFD Enjoy Your F***ing Day

EZ Easy

F Friend

F/U it means to Follow Up

F2F Face-to-Face, a.k.a. face time

F2Fmail Face-to-Face mail

F2T Free To Talk

F4F Follow for Follow

FAANGs a.k.a. the FAANGs

FAB Features Attributes Benefits

FAE Finally An Explanation

FAF Find A Friend

FAH F***ing A Hot

FAITH Forsaking All, I Trust In Him

FAP F***ing A Pissed

FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List

FASB Fast Ass Son Bitchii

FATC Fork A Twitter Client

FATM Foaming At The Mouth

FAV Favorite

FAWC For Anyone Who Cares

FAWOMFT Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time

FAY F*** All Y'all

FB F*** Buddy -or- FaceBook -or-Follow Back

FBI F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector

FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat

FBOCD Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

FCFS First Come, First Served

FCOL For Crying Out Loud

FCS First Customer Ship

FDFF Falling Down F***ing Funny

FDGB Fall Down Go Boom

FDU Fresher Than You

FE Fatal Error

FEAR Forget Everything And Run, Face Everything And Recover, False Evidence Appearing Real

FF Friends Forever

FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New

FFA Free For All

FFS For F*** Sake

FFT Food For Thought

FGDAI Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It

FGF Fine Guy Friday

FHO Friends Hanging Out

FIF F*** I'm Funny

FIFO First In, First Out

FIGJAM F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me

FIGMO F*** It Got My Orders

FIGS French, Italian, German, Spanish

FIIK F*** If I Know

FILF Father I'd Like to F***

FILO First In Last Out

FILTH Failed In London, Try Hong Kong

FINE F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F*** It Never Ends

finsta fake Instagram

FIRE Financial Independence, Retire Early

FISH First in, Still Here

FITB Fill In The Blanks

FITYMI Fake It Til You Make It

FLA Four Letter Acronym

FLOTUS First Lady Of The United States

FLUID F***ing Look it Up, I Did

FML F*** My Life

FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am

FMOT Follow Me On Twitter

FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know

FMUTA F*** Me Up The Ass

FNG F***ing New Guy

FO F*** Off

FOAD F*** Off And Die

FOAF Friend Of A Friend

FOAG F*** Off And Google

fob frequency operated button a.k.a. key fob, FOB

FOC Free of Charge

FOE Family Over Everything

FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing

FOGC Fear Of Getting Caught

FOH F*** Outta Here

FOL Fond of Leather

FOLO Fear Of Losing Out -or- Fake pOLO shirt -or- Families Of Loved Ones

FOMC Fell Off My Chair

FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing

FOMO Fear Of Missing Out

FOMOF Fear Of Missing Out on Football

FOOT F*** Off Over There -or- go away

FORD Found On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge

FOS Full Of Sh**

FOUO For Official Use Only

FPO For Placement Only

FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device

FROG Fully Rely On God

FRZN it means freezing

FS For Sale

FSBO For Sale By Owner

FSR For Some Reason

FSTOW Feeling Some Type Of Way

FSU F*** Sh** Up

FTAD Facebook Twitter Addict Disorder

FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

FTBL Football

FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart

FTC Failure To Communicate -or- First To Comment

FTE Full Time Employee

FTF F*** That's Funny, Face To Face, First To Find

FTFOI For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It

FTL Faster Than Light

FTLOG For The Love Of God

FTN F*** That Noise

FTR For The Record

FTRF F*** That's Really Funny

FTTB For The Time Being

FTW For The Win -or- F*** The World

FU2 F*** You Too

FUB Fat Ugly Bastard

FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair)

FUBARBUNDY F***ked Up Beyond All Recovery But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet

FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief

FUBYOYO F*** You Buddy You're On Your Own

FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation

FUJIMO F*** You Jack I'm Movin' On

FUM F***ed Up Mess

FUMF Fat Ugly Mother F***er

FUPA Fat Upper Pussy Area

FURTB Filled Up and Ready To Burst

FUW F*** You World -or- F*** You Weirdo

FWB Friends With Benefits

FWD Forward

FWIW For What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was

FWOT F***ing Waste Of Time

FYA For Your Amusement

FYC For Your Consideration

FYE For Your Edification

FYEO For Your Eyes Only

FYF From Your Friend

FYI For Your Information

FYIFV F*** You I'm Fully Vested

FYLTGE From Your Lips To Gods Ears

FYM For Your Misinformation

FYSBIGTBABN Fasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night

G Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle -or- Goodbye

G1 Good One

G2G Got to Go

G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So

G4I Go For It

G4N Good For Nothing

G9 Genius

g98t good night

GA Go Ahead -or- Good Afternoon

GAB Getting A Beer

GAFA Google, Apple, Facebook, Amazon

GAFL Get A F***ing Life

GAFYK Get Away From Your Keyboard

GAGFI Gives A Gay First Impression

GAHOY Get A Hold Of Yourself

GAL Get A Life

GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little

GALHER Get A Load of Her

GALHIM Get A Load of Him

GANB Getting Another Beer

GAP Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People

GAS Got A Second?

gawd God

GB Good Bridge

GBG Great Big Grin

GBH Great Big Hug

GBP Gay Boy Problems

GBTW Get Back To Work

GC Good Crib

GD God Damn -or- Gosh Darn

GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running

GD&RF Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast

GDI God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent

GDPR General Data Protection Regulation

GDW Grin, Duck and Wave

GF Girlfriend

GFE Good Faith Estimate -or- GirlFriend Experience

GFF Go F***ing Figure

GFI Go For It

GFN Gone For Now

GFON Good For One Night

GFR Grim File Reaper

GFTD Gone For The Day

GFTU Good For The Universe

GFY Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself

GFYMF Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er

GG Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling

GGA Good Game All

GGGG God, God, God, God

GGN Gotta Go Now

GGOH Gotta Get Out of Here

GGP Gotta Go Pee

GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GGY Go Google Yourself

GHM God Help Me

GI Google It

GIC Gift In Crib

GIDK Gee I Don't Know

GIGATT God Is Good All The Time

GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out

GILF Grandmother I'd Like to F***

GIST Great Ideas for Starting Things

GIT Got It, Thanks

GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That

GJ Good Job

GJP Good Job Partner

GL Good Luck -or- Get Lost

GLA Good Luck All

GLAWD Good Luck And Well Done

GLB Good Looking Boy

GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender

GLG Good Looking Girl

GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting

GLWS Good Luck With Sale

GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I

GM Good Morning -or- Good Move

GMAB Give Me A Break

GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break

GMH Gives Me Hope

GMILY Good Morning I Love You

GMTA Great Minds Think Alike

GMTA ASDO Great Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours

GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves

GN Good Night

gn8 good night

GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You

GNOC Get Naked On Cam

GNS GangNam Style

GNSD Good Night Sweet Dreams

GOAT Greatest Of All Time

GOB Game On B*tcheeez

GOI Get Over It

GOK God Only Knows

GOL Giggling Out Loud

GOLF Grateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends

GOMB Get Off My Back

GOOD job Get Out Of Debt job

GORK God Only Really Knows

GOS Gay Or Straight

GOSPEL God's Only Son Provides Eternal Life

GOTDPWYD Get Off The Damn Phone While You're Driving

GOTP Get/Getting On The Piss

GOWI Get On With It

GOYHH Get Off Your High Horse

GPOY Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself

GQMF Gentleman's Quarterly Mother F***er

GR&D Grinning Running & Ducking

GR2BR Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish

GR8 Great

GRACE God's Riches At Christ's Expense

GRAS Generally Recognized As Safe

gratz Congratulations

GROBR Good Riddance Of Bad Rubbish

grrlz girls, also seen as grrl

GRRR Growling

GRX Gracias

GSC Gimme Some Credit

GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake

GSOH Good Sense Of Humor

GSTG Get Set To Go

GSW Gun Shot Wound

GSYJDWURMNKH Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat

GT Good Try

GTASC Going To A Strip Club

GTFO Get The F*** Out

GTFOOH Get The F*** Out Of Here

GTG Got To Go

GTGB Got To Go Bye

GTGP Got To Go Pee

GTH Go To Hell

GTK Good To Know

GTL Gym, Tan, Laundry

GTM Giggle To Myself

GTP Game Transfer Phenomenon

GTRM Going To Read Mail

GTS Google That Sh**

GTSY Glad To See You

GUD Geographically UnDesirable

guvment government, also seen as guvmint, gumint

GWI Get With It

GWOT Glorified Waste Of Time

GWS Get Well Soon

GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass

GYLABTW Get Your Lazy Ass Back To Work

GYPO Get Your Pants Off

H&K Hugs and Kisses

h/o Hold On

h/p Hold Please

H2CUS Hope To See You Soon

H2S Here To Stay

H4U Hot For You

H4XX0R Hacker -or- To Be Hacked

H9 Husband in room

HADVD Have Advised

hag1 have a good one

HAGD Have a Great Day

HAGN Have A Good Night

HAGO Have A Good One

hahaha it means laughing

HAK Hugs And Kisses

HAND Have a Nice Day

HAR Hit And Run

HAWTLW Hello And Welcome To Last Week

HAY How Are You?

HB Hurry Back

HBASTD Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig

HBB Hip Beyond Belief

HBIB Hot But Inappropriate Boy

HBIC Head Bitch In Charge

HBO Helping a Brother Out

HBTU Happy Birthday To You

HBU How Bout You?

HCC Holy Computer Crap

HD Hold

HDGFS How Does Get F***ed Sound?

HDM Honest Direct Message

HEA Happily Ever After

HENRY High Earner, Not Rich Yet

HF Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith

HHFO Hell Has Frozen Over

HHH Hip Hip Hooray

HHIS Hanging Head In Shame

HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding

HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking

HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding

HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious

HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours

Hi 5 High Five

HIG How's It Going?

HIH Hope It Helps

HIOOC Help, I'm Out Of Coffee

HIPPO Higher Income People's Personal Opinions

HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling

HMFIC Head MOFO In Charge

HMFWICC Head MoFo What In Complete Charge

HML Hit My Line

HMOT Hit Me On Twitter

HMU Hit Me Up -or- Hook Me Up

HNTI How Nice That/This Is

HNTW How Nice That Was

HNY Happy New Year

HO Hang On -or- Hold On -or- Head Office

HOHA HOllywood HAcker

HOIC Hold On, I'm Coming

hologram a.k.a. virtual demonstration, holographic technology

HOT PIC Hot Picture, as in sexy or naked

howru How Are You

HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word

HP Higher Power

HPOA Hot Piece Of Ass

HPPO Highest Paid Person in Office

HR Human Resources -or- Human Reaction

HRCN it means hurricane

HSAY How Single Are You?

HSIAB Haven't Seen It All Before

HSIK How Should I Know

HT Hi There -or- Hat Tip -or- Heard Through -or- Hashtag on Twitter

HTB Hang The Bastards

HTH Hope This (or That) Helps

HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head

HU Hook Up

HUA Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged

HUD How You Doing?

Huggle it means to Hug and snuggle

HUGZ Hugs

huh what

HUYA Head Up Your Ass

HV Have

Hwevr However

HWGA Here We Go Again

hx it means history -or- hospital

I 1-D-R I Wonder

I <3 I I Love It

I <3 U I Love You

i h8 it i hate it

I&I Intercourse & Inebriation

IAC In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares

IAE In Any Event

IAGTKOM I Ain't Got That Kind Of Money

IAITS It's All In The Subject

IANAC I Am Not A Crook

IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV

IANAE I Am Not An Expert

IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer

IANNNGC I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties

IASAP4U I Always Say A Prayer For You

IAT I Am Tired

IAW I Agree With -or- In Accordance With

IAYM I Am Your Master

IBGYBG I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone

IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It

IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard

IBRB I'll Be Right Back

IBT In Between Technology

IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee

IBTD I Beg To Differ

IBTL In Before The Lock

IC Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See

ICBW I Could Be Wrong

ICBWICBM It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me

ICCL I Couldn't Care Less

ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less

ICO-911 In Case Of Emergency

ICW I Can't Wait

ICWUM I See What You Mean

ICYC In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care

ICYMI In Case You Missed It

ID IDentification

ID10T Idiot

IDBI I Don't Believe It

IDC I Don't Care

IDEK I Don't Even Know

IDEWTK I Don't Even Want To Know

IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn

IDGAF I Don't Give A F***

IDGARA I Don't Give A Rats Ass

IDGHP I Don't Get Hashtag Phrases

IDGI I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved

IDIFTL I Did It For The Lulz

IDK I Don't Know

IDK, my BFF Jill I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill

IDKABTT I Don't Know About That

IDKWTD I Don't Know What To Do

IDKY I Don't Know You

IDM It Doesn't Matter

IDNKT I Did Not Know That

IDRK I Don't Really Know

IDST I Didn't Say That

IDTA I Did That Already

IDTBBF I Deserve To Be Blown First

IDTS I Don't Think So

IDWTUB I Don't Want To Upset You But

IEF It's Esther's Fault

IF/IB In the Front -or- In the Back

IFAB I Found A Bug

IFH8TABX I F***ing Hate This Acronym Bollocks

IFU I F***ed Up

Igers Instagrammers

IGGP I Gotta Go Pee

IGTP I Get The Point

IGWS It Goes Without Saying

IGWST It Goes Without Saying That

IGYHTBT I Guess You Had To Be There

IHA I Hate Acronyms

IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message

IHNC I Have No Clue

IHNO I Have No Opinion

IHR Involuntary Hormonal Reaction

IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place

IHU I Hear You

IHY I Heart You -or- I Hate You

IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It

IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside

IIMAD If It Makes Any Difference

IINM If I'm Not Mistaken

IIR If I Remember -or- If I Recall

IIRC If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly

IIT Is It Tight?

IITLYTO If It's Too Loud You're Too Old

IITM It's In The Mail

IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink

IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink

IIWII It Is What It Is

IIWM If It Were Me

IJ Inside Joke

IJPMP I Just Pissed My Pants

IJS I'm Just Saying...

IJWTK I Just Want To Know

IJWTS I Just Want To Say

IKALOPLT I Know A Lot Of People Like That

IKR I Know, Right?

IKWYM I Know What You Mean

IKYABWAI I Know You Are But What Am I?

ILA I Love Acronyms

ILBCNU I'll Be Seeing You

ILBCNUL8r I'll Be Seeing You Later

ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance

ILI I Love It

ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard

ILMJ I Love My Job

ILU I Love You

ILUAAF I Love You As A Friend

ILY I Love You

ILY2 I Like/Love You Too

IM Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message

IM2BZ2P I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee

IMA I Might Add

IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion

IMCO In My Considered Opinion

IME In My Experience

IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?

IMF In My Feelings

IMFAO In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion

imfkd^ I am f***ed up

IMGC I Might Get Caught

IMHEIUO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion

IMHIF I Move How I Feel

IMHO In My Humble Opinion

IMI I Mean It

IMJS I'M Just Saying

IMML I Make Myself Laugh

IMNERHO In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion

IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO In My Opinion

IMOO In My Own Opinion

IMOWHA I Made Out With Him/Her Anyway

IMPOV In My Point Of View

IMR I Mean Really

IMRU I Am, Are You?

IMS I Am Sorry

INBD It's No Big Deal

INCH I’m Never Coming Home

INCYDK In Case You Didn't Know

INMP It's Not My Problem

INNW If Not Now When?

INPO In No Particular Order

INUCOSM It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk

IOH I'm Outta Here

ION Index Of Names

IONO I Don't Know

IOT In Order To

IOTTCO Intuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer

IOU I Owe You

IOUD Inside, Outside, Upside Down

IOW In Other Words

IPN I'm Posting Naked

IRL In Real Life

IRNCOT I'd Rather Not Comment On That

ISAGN I See A Great Need

ISH Insert Sarcasm Here

ISO In Search Of

ISS I Said So -or- I'm So Sure

ISSOYS I'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories

ISSYGTI I'm So Sure You Get The Idea

ISTM It Seems To Me

ISTR I Seem To Remember

ISWC If Stupid Were a Crime

ISWYM I See What You Mean

ISYALS I'll Send You A Letter Soon

ITA I Totally Agree

ITFA In The Final Analysis

ITGFT I Thank God For This

ITIGBS I Think I'm Going To Be Sick

ITM In The Money

ITMA It's That Man Again

ITMFA Impeach The Mother F***er Already

ITS Intense Text Sex

ITS A D8 It's A Date

ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It

IUM If You Must

IURI If You Are Interested

IWALU I Will Always Love You

IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again

IWBNI It Would Be Nice If

IWFU I Wanna F*** You

IWFY I Will Follow You

IWIWU I Wish I Was You

IWSN I Want Sex Now

IWTKCR I'm What The Kids Call Relatable

IYAM If You Ask Me

IYAOYAS If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**

IYCSSNASDSAAA If You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All

IYD In Your Dreams

IYDMMA If You Don't Mind My Asking

IYFD In Your F***ing Dreams

IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group

IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean

IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do

IYNAEGBTM If You Need Anything Else Get Back To Me

IYO In Your Opinion

IYQ I Like You

IYSS If You Say So

IYSWIM If You See What I Mean

J/C Just Checking

J/J Just Joking

J/K Just Kidding

J/O Jerking Off

J/P Just Playing

J/W Just Wondering

J2LYK Just To Let You Know

J4F Just For Fun

J4G Just For Grins

J4T or JFT Just For Today

J5M Just Five Minutes

JAD Just Another Day

JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker

JAFS Just A F***ing Salesman

JAM Just A Minute

JAS Just A Second

JATA Just Another Twitter App

JC Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ

JDI Just Do It

JDMJ Just Doing My Job

Jealz Jealous

JEOMK Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard

JFC Jesus F***ing Christ

JFH Just F*** Her

JFI Just For Information

JGH Just Got Home

JGMB Just Google Me B*tch

JHO Just Helping Out

JHOM Just Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.)

JHOMF Just Helping Out My Friend(s)

JIC Just In Case

JK Just Kidding

JLY Jesus Loves You

JM2C Just My 2 Cents

JMDTP30 Join Me Down The Pub (in 30 mins)

JMO Just My Opinion

JOML Jesus On the Main Line

JOMO Joy Of Missing Out

JOOTT Just One Of Those Things

JOY Jesus first, Others second, Yourself last

JP Just Playing

JS Just Saying

JSO Job Shaped Object

JSU Just Shut Up

JSYK Just So You Know

JT Just Teasing

JTLYK Just To Let You Know

JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud

JTOU Just Thinking Of You

JUADLAM Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey

JW Just Wondering

K OK

KAB Kick Ass Bitch

KB Kick Butt

KBD Keyboard

KC Keep Cool

KCCO Keep Calm & Carry On

kewl it means cool

KFB Kindly Follow Back

KFY -or- K4Y Kiss For You

KHYF Know How You Feel

KIA Killed In Action

KIBO Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out

KIPPERS Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings

KIR Keep It Real

KISS Keep It Simple Stupid

KIT Keep In Touch

kitty it means pussy

KITY Keep It To Yourself

KK Kiss Kiss -or- OK

KKK it means "over" as in, waiting for your reply

KMA Kiss My Ass

KMBA Kiss My Black Ass

KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass

KMIM Keep Me In Mind

KMP Keep Me Posted

KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse

KMS Kill My Self

KMSLA Kiss My Shiny Little Ass

KMUF Kiss Me You Fool

KMWA Kiss My White Ass

KO Knocked Out

KOK Knock

KOTC Kiss On The Cheek

KOTL Kiss On The Lips

KPC Keeping Parents Clueless

KS Kill Stealer

kudt Dutch for f***ed up life

KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work

KWIM Know What I Mean?

KWSTA Kiss With Serious Tongue Action

KYBC Keep Your Bum Clean

KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed

KYNC Keep Your Nose Clean

KYPO Keep Your Pants On

KYR Know Your Rank

KYS Kill YourSelf

KYSOTI Keep Your Stick On The Ice

L Laugh

L&R Love and Respect

L/M Left Message

L8TR Later

L?^ Let's hook up

L@U Laughing At You -or- Laughing About You

LA Laughing Aloud

LABATYD Life's A Bitch And Then You Die

LAFW Listening (but) Away From Window

LAGNAF Lets All Get Naked And F***

LAGO Life Always Goes On

LAOJ Laughing At Own Joke

LAQ Lame Ass Quote

LB Like Back

LB?W/C Like Bondage? Whips or Chains

LBH Let's Be Honest

LBR and LGR Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room

LBS Laughing But Serious

LBUG or LBIG Laughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay

LD Long Distance -or- Later Dude

LDIMEDILLIGAF Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***

LDR Long Distance Relationship

LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again

LESM Law Enforcement Social Media

LFL Lady oF Leisure -or- Loner For Life

LFTI Looking Forward To It

LFU Life"s F***ed Up

LG Life's Good -or- Long Gone

LGBT Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender

LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP Lesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Polyamorous

LGMAS Lord Give Me A Sign

LGTM Looks Good To Me

LGY Little Girl Yeah

LH Laughing Hysterically

LH6 Let’s Have Sex

LHK Love Hugs Kisses

LHM Lord Have Mercy

LHO Laughing Head Off

LHOS Lets Have Online Sex

LHSO Let's Have Sex Online

LHU Let's Hook Up

LIB Lying In Bed

LIFO Last In, First Out

LIG Let It Go -or- Life Is Good

LINS Laugh, I Nearly Shat

LIR Let It Rest

LIS Laughing In Silence

LJBF Let's Just Be Friends

LKITR Little Kid In The Room

LL Livin' Large

LLAP Live Long and Prosper

LLOM Like Leno on Meth

LLT Looks Like Trouble

LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause

LLY Licking Love You

LM46 Let's Meet For Sex

LM4a~##zzzz> Let's Meet For A Joint

LMAO Laughing My Ass Off

LMBAO Laughing My Black Ass Off

LMBPO Laughing My Booty Pop Off

LMFAO Laughing My F***ing Ass Off

LMFO Let Me Find Out

LMHO Laughing My Head Off

LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life

LMK Let Me Know

LMKHTWOFY Let Me Know How That Works Out For You

LMOA Left a Message On your Answering machine

LMP Lick My Pussy

LMR Like My Recent

LMS Like My Status -or- Learning Management System - or Lick My Sack

LMSO Laughing My Socks Off

LMTA Like Minds Think Alike

LMTC Left a Message To Contact

LMTCB Left Message To Call Back

lo it means hello

LOAL Life Of A Local

LOB Lying On Bed

LOGO Language Of Graphics Oriented

LOK Lots Of Kisses

LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor

LOL WUSS Laugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound

LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again

LOLOLOL Laugh Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud

LOLPMP Laugh Out Loud Peed My Pants

LOLROTF&ICGU Laughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can't Get Up

LOLZ Lots Of Laughs

LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Right Dick

LOML Love Of My Life

LONH Lights On, Nobody Home

LOOL Laughing Outrageously Out Loud

LOOMM Laughing Out Of My Mind

LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery

LORE Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere

LOU Laughing Over You

LOVE Lots Of Voluntary Effort

LPC Lead Pipe Cinch -or- Lesbian Power Couple

LPOS Lazy Piece Of Sh**

LRF Little Rubber Feet

LRT Last ReTweet

LSB Life Sucks Balls

LSHITIPAL Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little

LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

LSV Language, Sex, Violence

LTF Lick The Floor

LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type

LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry

LTIO Laughing Til I Orgasm

LTM Laughing To Myself

LTNS Long Time No See

LTNT Long Time, No Type

LTOTD Last Tweet Of The Days

LTR Long Term Relationship

LTRP Long Term Relationship Pussy

LTS Laughing to Self

LTTIC Look The Teacher Is Coming

LU Locked Up -or- Laughing Uproariously

LuK it means good luck

LULU Locally Undesireable Land Use

lulz laughs or LulzSec

LUMTP Love You More Than Pie

LUMU Love You Miss You

LUMUMI Love You Miss You Mean It

luser loser

LUSM Love You So Much

luv it means love

LVL Level

LWR Launch When Ready

LWU Laughing With You

LWYS Look What You Started

LY Love You

LY4E Love You Forever

LYA Love You All

LYAAF Love You As A Friend

LYB Love You Babe

LYCYLBB Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye

LYKYAMY Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You

LYL Love You Lots

LYLAB Love You Like a Brother

LYLAS Love You Like A Sister

LYLB Love You Later Bye

LYMI Love You, Mean It

LYS Love YourSelf

LYSOUAQ Learn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit

LYSYB Love Ya, See Ya, Bye

LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart

M Mom

M2NY Me Too, Not Yet

M4C Meet for Coffee

M4M Men for Men -or- Male for Male

m4w men for women

M8 or M8s Mate -or- Mates

MA Mature Audience

MAGA Make America Great Again

MAMIL Middle Aged Men In Lycra

MAYA Most Advanced Yet Accessible

MB Message Board

MBF Must Be Following

MBN Must Be Nice

MBRFN Must Be Real F***ing Nice

MC MisConnect

MCM Man Crush Monday

MD Doctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director

MDMS Million Dollar Mindset

MDR Mort De Rire

MEGO My Eyes Glaze Over

meh Who cares, whatever

MEJR My Eyes Just Rolled

MERP Modestly Enlightened Rich People

MF My Friend -or- Mother F***ing

MFBTY My Fans Better Than Yours

MFD Multi-Function Device

MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen

MFIC Mother F***er In Charge

MFRC My Fingers Are Crossed

MFWIC Mother F***er Who's In Charge

MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You

mhhm uh huh -or- yeah

MHOTY My Hat's Off To You

MHYF Move How You Feel

MIA Missing In Action

MIH Make It Happen

MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please

MILF Mother I'd Like to F***

MINS Minutes

MIRL Meet In Real Life

MISTWEET a tweet you regret you sent

MITIN More Info Than I Needed

MIWI Makes It Worth It

MKOP My Kind Of Place

MLA Multiple Letter Acronym

MLAS My Lips Are Sealed

mlm giving the digital middle finger

MLYLT Me Love You Long Time

MM Market Maker -or- Merry Meet

MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You

mmk mmm ok

MML Made Me Laugh

MMYT Mail Me Your Thoughts

MO Move On

mob it means mobile

MOF Matter Of Fact

MOFO Mother F***er

MOMPL MOMent PLease

moobs man boobs

MOOC Massive Open Online Course

MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex

MOP MOment Please

MorF Male or Female

MOS Mom Over Shoulder

MOSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex

MOT Member Of the Tribe

MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex

MOTD Message Of The Day

MOTOS Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex

MOTSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex

MOV My Own Views

MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy

MRA Moving Right Along

MRM Men's Rights Movement

MRPH Mail the Right Place for Help

MRT Modified ReTweet

MSG Message

MSM Main Stream Media -or- Men who Sleep with Men

MSMD Monkey See Monkey Do

MSNUW Mini-Skirt No UnderWear

MSTA Must See To Appreciate

MSTM Makes Sense To Me

MT empty -or- Modified Tweet -or- Mean on Twitter

MTBF Mean Time Before Failure

MTF More To Follow

MTFBWY May The Force Be With You

MTLA My True Love Always

MTMMFBWY May the Micky Mouse Force Be With You

MTSBWY May The Schwartz Be With You

MTSITN More Than Ships In The Night

MU Miss You

MUAH or MWAH The sound of a kiss

MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition

MULC Miss You Like Crazy

MUSL Missing You Sh** Loads

MUSM Miss You So Much

MVA Motor Vehicle Accident

MVA no PI Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury

MVA w/PI Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury

MVO Moving On

mvto it means thank you

MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later

MWS My Wife Says

MYL Mind Your Language

MYOB Mind Your Own Business

MYT Meet You There

MYWB Make Your World Bigger

N No -or- And

N pic Nice picture

N-A-Y-L In A While

N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated

N/M Nothing Much

N/T No Text

N1 Nice One

N2M Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much

N2MJCHBU Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?

NA Nice Ass

NAB Not A Blonde

NADT Not A Damn Thing

NAGB Nearly Almost A Good Bridge

NAGI Not A Good Idea

NAK Nursing At Keyboard

NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That

NAMAILU Not As Much As I Love You

NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

NATC Not A Text Conversation

natch Naturally

NATO No Action, Talk Only

NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself

NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)

NB Nota Bene

NB4T Not Before Time

NBD No Big Deal

NBFAB Not Bad For A Beginner

NBFABS Not Bad For A Bot Stopper

NBG No Bloody Good

NBIF No Basis In Fact

NBLFY Nothing But Love For You

NBS No Bull Sh**

NC Nice Crib -or- No Comment

NCBD New Comic Book Day

NCG New College Graduate

ND No Date

NDN Indian

ne Any

ne1 Anyone

ne14kfc anyone for KFC?

ne1er anyone here?

Ne2H Need To Have

NEET Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training

NEF Not Even Funny

NEJ Not Even Joking

NESEC Any Second

NEV Neighborhood Electric Vehicle

NEWEETER NEW tweeter

NEWS North, East, West, South

NFBSK Not For British School Kids

NFC Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance

NFE No F***ing Excuses

NFF No F***ing Fair

NFG Not F***ing Good

NFI No F***ing Idea

NFS Need For Sex -or- Network File System

NFW No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way

NG New Game

NGB Nearly Good Bridge

NGH Not Gonna Happen

NGL Not Gonna Lie

NGO Non-Governmental Organization, a.k.a. NGOs

NH Nice Hand

NHOH Never Heard Of Him/Her

NI Not Interested

NI4NI An Eye For An Eye

NICE Nonsense In Crappy Existence

NIDL Not Interested, DisLike

NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer

NIGYYSOB Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch

NIH Not Invented Here

NIM No Internal Message

NIMBY Not In My Back Yard

NIMJD Not In My Job Description

NIMQ Not In My Queue

NIMY Never In A Million Years

NINJA No Income, No Job nor Assets

NINO Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output

NISM Need I Say More

NITL Not In This Lifetime

NIYWFD Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams

NJAPF Not Just Another Pretty Face

NLB Non Linear Behavior

NLL Nice Little Lady

NLTBRO Not Likely To Be Run Over

NM Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move

NME Enemy

NMH Not Much Here

NMHJC Not Much Here, Just Chilling

NMP Not My Problem -or- Not My President

NMTE Now More Than Ever

NMU Not Much, You?

NN Not Now -or- Need

NNCIMINTFZ Not Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone

NNR Need Not Respond

nnsh night night sweet heart

NNWW Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink

NO Not Online

no praw no problem

no1 it means no one

NOA Not Online Anymore

NOFI No OFfence Intended

noob also seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet

NOS New Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales

NOY Not Online Yet

NOYB None Of Your Business

NP No Problem -or- Nosy Parents

NQA No Questions Asked

NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear

NR Nice Roll

NRG Energy

NRN No Reply Necessary

NS Nice Set -or- No Show

NSA No Strings Attached

NSB Not Sure But

NSFW Not Safe For Work

NSS No Sh** Sherlock

NSTLC Need Some Tender Loving Care

NTA Not This Again

NTABOM Now That's A Bunch Of Malarkey

NTB Not Too Bright

NTBM Not To Be Missed

NTBN No Text Back Needed

nth nothing

NTIM Not That It Matters

NTIMM Not That It Matters Much

NTK Nice To Know

NTL nonetheless

NTM Not That Much

NTMU Nice To Meet You

NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

NTW Not To Worry

NTYMI Now That You Mention It

NUB New person to a site or game

NUFF Enough

NVM NeVer Mind

NVNG Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained

NW No Way

NWAL Nerd Without A Life

NWOT New WithOut Tags

NWR Not Work Related

NWT New With Tags

NYC Not Your Concern

NYCFS New York City Finger Salute

O Opponent -or- Over -or- Or

OAO Over And Out

OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject

OAUS On An Unrelated Subject

OB Obligatory

OBE Overcome By Events

OBNR Open But Not Responded

OBO Or Best Offer

OBS Obviously

OBTW Oh By The Way

OBX Old Battle Axe

OC Original Character -or- Own Character

OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

OD Online Date

ODTAA One Damn Thing After Another

OF Old Fart

OFAP Old Fart At Play

ofc of course

OG Original Gangsta

OH Off Hook

OHF Oh Heck Friends

OIC Oh, I See

OICU812 Oh I See, You Ate One Too

OIRWIS Oh I Remember What I Said

OIT Old Indian Trick

OK okay -or- ok -or- k -or- all correct

OL Old Lady

OLL OnLine Love

OLLI One Life, Live It

OLN OnLine Netiquette

OLO Only Laughed Once

OM Old Man

OMB Oh My Buddha

OMDB Over My Dead Body

OME Oh My Evolution

OMFG Oh My F***ing God

OMG Oh My God

OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard

OML Oh My Lord

OMMA Oh My Aching Ass

OMW On My Way -or- Oh My Word

OMWT On My Way Too

ONID Oh No I Didn't

ONNA Oh No, Not Again

ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again

ONUD Oh No You Didn't

OO Over and Out

OOAK One Of A Kind

OOC Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control

OOF Out Of Facility

OOI Out Of Interest

OOMF One Of My Followers

OOO Out Of Office -or- Out Of Commission

OOS Out Of Stock

OOT Out Of Touch

OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue

OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment

OOTD Outfit Of The Day

OOTT Out Of The Loop

OOYF One Of Your Followers

OP Original Post

OSIF Oh Sh** I Forgot

OSINTOT Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That

OST On Second Thought

OT Off Topic

OTASOIC Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction

OTB Only The Brave

OTC Over The Counter

OTF On The Floor -or- On The Fone

OTH Off The Hook

OTL Out To Lunch

OTOH On The Other Hand

OTP On The Phone

OTS On The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf

OTT Over The Top

OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head

OTW On The Way -or- Off The Wall -or- Otherwise

OUSU Oh You Shut Up

ova it means over

OWTTE Or Words To That Effect

OZ Australia

P Partner -or- Pretty

P&C Private & Confidential

P/U Pick Up

P2C2E Process Too Complicated Too Explain

P2U4URAQTP Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie

P3r50n it means person

P911 Parent Alert

PA Parent Alert

PAC Political Action Committee

PAL Parents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love

PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff

PAP Post A Picture

PaRT Partial ReTweet

PATT Party All The Time

PAW Parents Are Watching

PAX Passengers

PB Potty Break

PBB Parent Behind Back

PBEM Play By EMail

PBIAB Pay Back Is A Bitch

PBJ Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock

PC Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct

PCM Please Call Me

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

PD Public Domain

PDA Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection

PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass

PDQ Pretty Darn Quick

PDS Please Don't Shout

PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer

PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PEEP People Engaged and Empowered for Peace

peeps people

pen15 it stands for penis

PFA Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached

PFC Pretty F***ing Cold

PFM Pure F***ing Magic

phat Pretty Hot And Tempting

PHB Pointy Haired Boss

PHS Pointy Haired Stupidvisor

PIAPS Pig In A Pant Suit

PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair

PICNIC Problem In Chair, Not In Computer

PIF Paid In Full

PIMP Peeing In My Pants -or- Protection, Instruction, Management of Prostitutes

PIMPL Peeing In My Pants Laughing

PIN Person In Need -or- Personal Identification Number

PIR Parent In Room

PITA Pain In The Ass

PITMEMBOAM Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother

pix pictures -or- photos

PLO Peace, Love, Out

PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder

PLS Please

PLU People Like Us

PLUR Peace, Love, Unity, Respect

PLZ Please

PM Personal Message -or- Private Message

PMBI Pardon My Butting In

PMF Pardon My French

PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMHT Pardon My HashTag a.k.a. #PMHT

PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth

PMJI Pardon My Jumping In

PML Pissing Myself Laughing

PMN Picking My Nose

PMP Peeing My Pants

PMSL Pissed MySelf Laughing

PNATMBC Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain

PNATTMBTC Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain

PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here

PND Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device

PO Piss Off

POA Plan Of Action

POAHF Put On A Happy Face

POAK Passed Out At Keyboard

POD Print On Demand -or- Play Others Downtime

POETS Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

POLITWEET POLItical TWEET

POMS Parent Over My Shoulder

PONA Person Of No Account

POP Photo On Profile, Point Of Purchase/Presence, Post Office Protocol

POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**

POSC Piece Of Sh** Computer

POSSLQ Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters

POTATO Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One

POTS Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder

POTUS President of the United States

POV Point Of View

POW Prisoner Of War

PP Personal Problem

PPC Pay Per Click -or- Pay-Per-Click

PPL People -or- Pay-Per-Lead -or- Pay Per Lead

PPPPPPP or 7P Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance

pron porn

PRT Partial ReTweet -or- Please ReTweet -or- Party

PRW Parents Are Watching

PS Post Script

PSA Public Service Announcement

PSE Porn Star Experience

PSO Product Superior to Operator

PTAT People Talking About This

PTH Prime Tanning Hours

PTL Praise The Lord

PTMM Please Tell Me More

PTOYED Please Turn Off Your Electronic Devices

PTP Pardon The Pun -or- Pity The Poor

PTPOP Pat The Pissed Off Primate

PU That Stinks

PUH Personal Umbrella Handler

PUSH Praying Until Something Happens

puter computer

PVP Player Versus Player

pw password

PWAS Prayer Wheels Are Spinning

PWAT Pay With A Tweet

PWCB Person Will Call Back

pwms playing with myself

pwn own

pwnt owned

PWOMS Parent Watching Over My Shoulder

PWP Plot, What Plot?

PYFB Pay Your F***ing Bill

PYOP Pray Your Own Prayer

Q Queue -or- Question

Q&A Question and Answer

Q1 it means: first Quarter

Q2C Quick To Cum

Q416 it means: Quarter 4 in 2016

Q4U Question For You

QAP Quickly As Possible

QB Quarter Back

QC Quality Control

QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum

QFE Quoted For Emphasis

QFMT Quoted For More Truth

QFT Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking

QI Quite Interesting

qix it means quick

QK Ninja

QL Quit Laughing

QLS Reply

QOTD Quote Of The Day

QOTP Quote Of The Post

QQ Quick Question -or- Cry More

QS Quit Scrolling

QT Cutie -or- Quiet

QYB Quit Your Bitching

r are

r u da? Are you there?

r u goin? Are you going?

r u there? Are you there?

R&D Research & Development

R&R Rest & Relaxation

RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment

RAF Random As F***

RAFO Read And Find Out

RAT Remotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool

RB@Ya Right Back at Ya

RBAY Right Back At You

RBF Referencing Bitch Face

RBTL Read Between The Lines

RBU Rainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns

RC Remote Control

RCI Rectal Cranial Inversion

RDV Reader's Digest Version

RE Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again

REDLYFE Repeat Every Day Lifestyle

REHI Hi Again

RESO Reservation

RFD Request For Discussion

RFP Request For Proposal

RFR Really F***ing Rich

RFS Really F***ing Soon

rgds it means regards

RGR Roger

RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges

RHK RoundHouse Kick

RI&W Read It And Weep

RIMJS Really I'M Just Saying

RINO Republican In Name Only

RIP Rest In Peace, a.k.a. big RIP

RIYL Recommended If You Like

RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms

RL Real Life

RLCO Real Life Conference

RLF Real Life Friend

RLRT Real Life ReTweet

RM Remake

RMB Rings My Bell

RMETTH Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens

RMLB Read My Lips Baby

RMMA Reading My Mind Again

RMMM Read My Mail Man

RN Right Now

RNN Reply Not Necessary

RNY it means rainy

ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing

ROFLMAO Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROFLMAOASTC Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat

ROFLOL Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROR Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)

ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

ROTFLMFAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off

ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing

ROTGLMAO Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off

ROTM Right On The Money

RPG Role Playing Games

RQB Request Quotation Bidding

RRQ Return Receipt reQuested

RRR haR haR haR (instead of LOL)

RSN Real Soon Now

RSVP Repondez S'il Vous Plait

RT Real Time -or- ReTweet

RTA Road Traffic Accident

RTB Returning To Base

RTBM Read The Bloody Manual

RTBS Reason To Be Single

RTFAQ Read The FAQ

RTFF Read The F***ing FAQ

RTFM Read The F***ing Manual

RTFQ Read The F***ing Question

RTH Release The Hounds

RTHX Re-tweet Thanks

RTK Return To Keyboard

RTM or RTFM Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual

RTS Read The Screen

RTSM Read The Silly Manual

RTSS Read The Screen Stupid

RTTSD Right Thing To Say Dude

RTWFQ Read The Whole F***ing Question

RU Are You?

RU/18 Are You Over 18?

RUFKM Are You F***ing Kidding Me?

RUH Are You Horny?

RUMCYMHMD Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose

RUMORF Are You Male OR Female?

RUNTS Are You Nuts?

RUOK Are You OK?

RUS Are You Serious?

RUSOS Are You SOS (in trouble)?

RUT Are You There?

RUUP4IT Are You Up For It?

RU\\18 Are You Under 18?

RX Regards

RYFM Read Your Friendly Manual

RYO Roll Your Own

RYS Read Your Screen

S Smile

S/N Serial Number

S2G Swear to God

S2R Send To Receive

S2U Same To You

S3<==8 screwed in the ass

S4B Sh** for Brains

S4L Spam For Life

SADAD Suck A Dick And Die

SAHM Stay At Home Mom

SAIA Stupid Asses In Action

SANM Starting A New Message

SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups

SB Stand By

SBI Sorry 'Bout It

SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again

SBUG Small Bald Unaudacious Goal

SC Stay Cool

SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist

SCOTUS Supreme Court Of The United States

SCUICHT So Coked Up I Can Hardly Type

SDC Saturday (or Sunday) Drinking Club

SDFB Smoke Dope F*** B*tches

SDFS Second Day First Show

SDK Scottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit

sec wait a second

SED Said Enough Darling

SEG Sh** Eating Grin

SEP Somebody Else's Problem

SERPT Soul Eater Role-Playing Team

SETE Smiling Ear To Ear

SEWAG Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess

SEX Sun Users' Group -or- ALL CAPS for sex

SF Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction

SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware

SFB Sh** For Brains

SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear

SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym

SFP Sorry For Partying

SFTTM Stop F***ing Talking To Me

SFTW Sorry For The Wait

SFX Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects

SGTM Sounds Good To Me

SH Sh** Happens

SHB Should Have Been

shhh quiet

SHID Slap Head In Disgust

SHIT Sugar Honey Ice Tea

SHMILY See How Much I Love You

SHT it means so hot

SHTF Sh** Hits The Fan

SHWASLOMF Sitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face

SHXP Shakespeare

SIA Say It Again

SIC Spelling Is Correct

SICL Sitting In Chair Laughing

SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering

SII Seriously Impaired Imagination

SIN Stop It Now

SIP Skiing In Powder

SIRD Sorry, Incorrect Recipient, Disregard

SIT Stay In Touch

SITCOM Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage

SITD Still In The Dark

SITUBI Say It Til You Believe It

SIUP Suck It Up Pussy

SIUYA Shove It Up Your Ass

SIY Search Inside Yourself

SJ Strong Jaws

sk8er skater

sk8r skater

Sknkr Skincare

SKYE School Kills Your Entertainment

SL Second Life

SLAN it means: goodbye

SLAP Sounds Like A Plan -or- Speak Like A Person

SLAW Sounds Like A Winner

SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid

SLM See Last Mail

SLOM Sticking Leeches On Myself

SLT Something Like That

SM Senior Moment

sm1 it means someone

SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message

SMAO Sweating My Ass Off

SMART Self-Monitoring Analysis and Reporting Technology

SMB Suck My Balls

SMB2B Small Business Business to Business

SMC Self Made Celebrate

SMD Suck My Dick

SME Subject Matter Expert

SMEM Send Me E-Mail

SMH Shaking My Head -or- So Much Hate

SMHD Shaking My Head in Disbelief

SMILF Single Mother I'd Like to Fuck

SMIM Send Me an Instant Message

SMIZE Smile With Your Eyes

SML Slap My Leg

SMOP Small Matter of Programming

smt something

SN Side Note

SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up

SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy

SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager

SNH Sarcasm Noted Here

SNIF Simple Nice Index File

SNL Same Night Lay

SNNSHWRS it means sun showers

SNNY it means sunny

SO Significant Other

SOB Son Of a B*tch

SOBT Stressed Out Big Time

SODDI Some Other Dude Did It

SOE Start Of Exams

SOGOP Sh** Or Get Off the Pot

SOH Sense Of Humor

SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure

SOHO Small Office Home Office

SOI Self Owning Idiot

SOIAR Sit On It And Rotate

SoIC So I See

sok it's ok

SOL Sh** Out of Luck -or- Sooner Or Later

solomo Social, Local, Mobile

some1 someone

SOMF Sit On My Face

SOMY Sick Of Me Yet

SOOYA Snake Out Of Your Ass

SOP Standard Operating Procedure

SorG Straight or Gay

SOS Same Old Sh** -or- help

SOSAD Same Old Song And Dance

SOSC Someone Snapchat

SOT Short On Time

SOTMG Short On Time, Must Go

SOW Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work

soz Sorry

SPAT Some People Are Trains

SPEET SPam Tweet

spk it means speak

SPOC Single Point Of Contact

SRLB Spoiled Rotten Little Brat

SRO Standing Room Only

SROI Social Return On Investment

srsly seriously

sry it means sorry

SSA Ass Backwards

SSC Super Sexy Cute

SSDD Same Sh** Different Day

SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms

SSIA Subject Says It All

STA Short Term Attitude

STARS Sorry, Thank you, Action, Recover, Share

STBH Short To Be Honest

STBX Soon To Be Ex

STBY Sucks To Be You

STD Seal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do

STEM Science, Technology, Engineering, Math

STFU Shut The F*** Up

STFW Search The F***ing Web

STG Swear To God

sth something

STHU Shut The Hell Up

STM Spank The Monkey

STML Short Term Memory Loss

STOW Some Type Of Way

STPPYNOZGTW Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work

STR8 Straight

STS So To Speak

STST Sweet Tea SweeTie

STW Search The Web

STYS Speak To You Soon

SU Shut Up

SUAC Sh** Up A Creek

SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me

SUB Shut Up Bitch

SUFI Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile

SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust

SUL Snooze You Lose

sux sucks

SUYF Shut Up You Fool

SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess, SoftWare And Giveaways, Stuff We All Get

SWAK Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss

SWALBCAKWS Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick

SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss

SWDYT So What Do You Think?

SWF Single White Female

SWIM See What I Mean?

SWIS See What I'm Saying

SWIT Sit and Sweat

SWL Screaming With Laughter

SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed

SWOT Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats

SWU So What's Up

SWYP So What’s Your Problem?

SxE Straight Edge

SYK So You Know

SYL See You Later

SYS See You Soon

SYT See You Tomorrow

T&C Terms & Conditions

t+ it means think positive

t2go Time to Go

T2UL Talk To You Later

T2UT Talk To You Tomorrow

T4P Thanks For Posting

T@YL Talk At You Later

TA Thanks Again

TABOM That's A Bunch Of Malarkey

TABOOMA Take A Bite Out Of My Ass

TAF That's All, Folks

TAFN That's All For Now

TAH Take A Hike

TAHITMOTS There's A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea

TAKS That's A Knee Slapper

TAM Thanks A Million

TANJ There Ain't No Justice

TANSIT There's A New Sheriff In Town

TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TAP Take A Pill

TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up

TAS Taking A Shower

TAW Teachers Are Watching

TAYN Thinking About You Now

TB Titty Bar

TBA To Be Announced -or- To Be Advised

TBC To Be Continued

TBD To Be Determined -or- To Be Decided

TBE Thick Between Ears

TBH To Be Honest

TBIU The Bitch Is Ugly

TBT Throwback Thursday

TBU Thinking 'Bout You

TBYB Try Before You Buy

TC Take Care -or- Twitter Crush

TCB Trouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business

TCFHOG Too Cute For His Own Good

TCK Third Culture Kid

TCOB Taking Care Of Business

TCOY Take Care Of Yourself

TD&H Tall, Dark and Handsome

TDM Too Darn Many

TDTM Talk Dirty To Me -or- Text Dirty To Me

TEOG The Edge Of Glory

TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It

TF Too Funny -or- The F***? as in WTF

TFA Twenty Fifth Amendment

TFDS That's For Darn Sure

TFF Twitter Follower Friend

TFH Thread From Hell

TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share

TFM Thanks From Me

TFMIU The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable

TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice

TFS Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute

TFTC Thanks For The Cache

TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time

TFTT Thanks For The Thought

TFTU Thanks For The Update

TFW That Feeling When

TFX Traffic

TFYS The F*** You Say

TG4A Thank God For Acronyms

TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally

TGFAD Thank God for Another Day

TGGTG That Girl/Guy has Got To Go

TGIC This Girl Is Crazy

TGIF Thank God It's Friday

TGIM Thank God It's Monday

TGTSIO Thank God The Sun Is Out

THOT That Ho Over There

THX or TX or THKS Thanks

TIA Thanks In Advance

TIAIL Think I Am In Love

TIC Tongue In Cheek

TIGAS Think I Give A Sh**

TIL Today I Learned

TILF Teacher I'd Like to F***

TILII Tell It Like It Is

TIME Tears In My Eyes

TIMITI Try It Measure It Tweak It

TINGLE it means: Taken & Single

TINGTES There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks

TINWIS That Is Not What I Said

TISC This Is So Cool

TISL This Is So Lame

TISNC This Is So Not Cool

TISNF That Is So Not Fair

TISNT That Is So Not True

TJBNJ This Job Beats No Job

TK To Come

TKO Technical Knock Out

TKU4UK Thank You For Your Kindness

TL;DR Too Long; Didn't Read

TLA Three Letter Acronym

TLC Tender Loving Care

TLGO The List Goes On

TLITBC That's Life In The Big City

TLK2UL8R Talk To You Later

TLTR Too Long To Read

TM Trust Me

TMA Too Many Acronyms

TMALSS To Make A Long Story Short

TMB Tweet Me Back

TMI Too Much Information

TMSAISTI That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It

TMSGO Too Much Sh** Going On

TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It

TMTT Too Much To Type

TNA Temporarily Not Available

TNC Tongue In Cheek

TNLN Took Nothing, Left Nothing

TNO Tell No One

TNT Til Next Time

TNTL Trying Not To Laugh

TNX Thanks

to go nookleer to explode

TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law

TOBG This Oughta Be Good

TOM Tomorrow

TOMTB Taking Off My Training Bra

TOON short for cartoon

TOPCA Til Our Paths Cross Again

TOT Tons Of Time

TOY Thinking Of You

TP Team Player -or- TelePort -or- Thanks Pal -or- Toilet Paper

TPC The Phone Company

TPIYP To Put In Your Prayers

TPS That's Pretty Stupid

TPT Trailor Park Trash

TPTB The Powers That Be

TQM Total Quality Management

TQRT Thanks for the ReTweet

TRAM The Rest Are Mine

TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks

tripdub it means www

TRNDO it means tornado

troo true

TRP Television Rating Points

TS Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks

TSB Tall, Sexy, Beautiful

TSH Too Stinkin' Hot

TSIA This Says It All

TSIF Thank Science It's Friday

TSNF That's So Not Fair

TSOB Tough Son Of a B*tch

TSR Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules

TSRA Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass

TSTB The Sooner, The Better

TSTL To Stupid To Live

TT Big Tease

TTA Tap That Ass

TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge

TTFN Ta Ta For Now

TTG Time to Go

TTIOT The Truth Is Out There

TTKSF Trying To Keep a Straight Face

TTMF Ta Ta MOFO

TTS Text To Speech

TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too

TTTH Talk To The Hand

TTTHTFAL Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening

TTTKA Time To Totally Kick Ass

TTTT To Tell The Truth

TTUL Talk To You Later

TTYAWFN Talk To You A While From Now

TTYIAF Talk/Type To You In A Few

TTYL Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later

TTYL8R Talk To You Later

TTYLXOXO Talk To You Later, Hugs and Kisses

TTYOB Tend To Your Own Business

TTYS Talk To You Soon

TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow

TU Toes Up (as in dead)

TVM4YEM Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail

TW Tweet

TWARS Twitter Wars

TWD Texting While Driving

TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit

TWHE The Walls Have Ears

TWIMC To Whom It May Concern

TWIT That's What I Thought

TWITA That's What I'm Talking About

TWIWI That Was Interesting, Wasn't It?

TWSS That's What She Said

TWTR Twitter

TWU That's What's Up

TXS Thanks

TXT Text

TXT IM Text Instant Message

TXT MSG text message

TY Thank You

TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off

TYFF Thank You For Following

TYG There You Go -or- Thank You God

TYL Text You Later -or- Thank You Lord

TYVM Thank You Very Much

u You

u up are you up?

U-L You Will

U2 You Too

u4e Yours ForEver

u8 you ate?

UAYA Use As You Are

UBS Unique Buying State

UCWAP Up a Creek Without A Paddle

UDH82BME You'd Hate To Be Me

UDK You Don't Know

UDM You're the Man

UFN Until Further Notice

UFUF You F***, You Fix

UG2BK You've Got To Be Kidding

UGC User-Generated Content

UGFSU Your Girlfriend's Ugly

UGTR You Got That Right

UMK You Must Know

UNF Universal Noise of Fucking

UNOIT You Know It

unPC unPolitically Correct

UNT Until Next Time

UNTCO You Need To Chill Out

UOK Are You OK?

UPOD Under Promise Over Deliver

ur you are

UR2K You Are Too Kind

URAPITA You Are A Pain In The Ass

URSAI You Are Such An Idiot

URW You Are Welcome

URWS You Are Wise

URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me

URZ yours

USC Up Sh** Creek

USCWAP Up Sh** Creek Without A Paddle

USP Unique Selling Proposition

UTM You Tell Me

UV Unpleasant Visual

UWIWU You Wish I Was You

UWM You Want Me

UX User eXperience, a.k.a. UE

V Very

VBD Very Big Deal

VBG Very Big Grin

VBMG Very Big Mischievous Grin

VBS Very Big Smile

VC Venture Capital

VCDA Vaya Con Dios, Amigo

VEG Very Evil Grin

VFM Value For Money

VGN Vegan -or- Vegetarian

VIM Very Important Member

VIP Very Important Person

VIV Very Important Visitor

VM Voice Mail

VMA Very Much Alive

VOD Video On Demand

VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh**

VSF Very Sad Face

VVS Vertical Video Syndrome

VWD Very Well Done

VWP Very Well Played

W With -or- Working

w wult what would you like to talk about

w/r/t with regard to

w00t We Own the Other Team

w4m women for men

W8 Wait

W9 Wife in room

WABI What A Bright Idea

WABOC What A Bunch Of Crap

WABOM What A Bunch Of Malarkey

WACI What A Cool Idea

WAD Without A Doubt

WADI What A Dumb Idea

WADR With All Due Respect

WAEF When All Else Fails

WAFB What A F***ing Bitch

WAFM What A F***ing Mess

WAFS Warm And Fuzzies

WAFU What A F*** Up

WAG Wild Ass Guess -or- Wives And Girlfriends

WAGS Wives And Girlfriends of Sports stars

WAI What An Idiot

WAK What A Kiss

WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar

wan2 it means want to

WAS What A Slut

WATI What A Terrible Idea

WATN Where Are They Now

WAW Waiter/Actor/Webmaster -or- What A Whore

WAWI What A Wonderful Idea

WAY Where Are You?

WAYD What Are You Doing?

WAYN Where Are You Now?

WB Welcome Back -or- Write Back

WBOS We Build Our Society

WBS Write Back Soon

WBU What 'Bout You?

WC Who Cares -or- Water Closet

WCA Who Cares Anyway

wckd it means wicked

WCMTSU We Can't Make This Sh** Up

WCW Woman Crush Wednesday

WD Well Done

WDALYIC Who Died And Left You In Charge?

WDDD Woopie Doo Da Dey

WDILY Why Do I Love You?

WDR With Due Respect

WDT Who Does That?

WDYJS What Did You Just Say?

WDYM What Do You Mean?

WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?

WDYS What Did You Say?

WDYT What Do You Think?

WE Whatever

WEG Wicked Evil Grin

wenja it means when do you

werja it means where do you

werru it means where are you

werubn it means where have you been

WETSU We Eat This Sh** Up

WF Way Fun

WFH Work From Home

WFM Works For Me

WG Wicked Grin

WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F***

WGMGD What Get's Measured Get's Done

WHYDTM What Have You Done To Me?

WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If

WIIFM What's In It For Me

WIIFY What's In It For You

WIIWII Well It Is What It Is

WILB Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing

WILCO Will Comply

WIM Woe Is Me

WIP Work In Process

wirld world

WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable

WIT Wordsmith In Training

WITFITS What In The F*** Is This Sh**

WITW What In The World

WIU Wrap It Up

wk it means week

wkewl way cool

wknd it means weekend

WKYP Will Keep You Posted

WLMIRL Would Like to Meet In Real Life

WLU Wicked, Love You

WLU2 Wicked, Love You Too

WMBY What Makes You Beautiful

WMHGB Where Many Have Gone Before

WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap

WMPL Wet My Pants Laughing

WNDY it means windy

WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before

WOA Work Of Art

WOG Wise Old Guy & non-Scientologist

WOM Word Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse

WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time

WoMoBiJo Working Mother with a Big Job

WOMW Watch On My Wrist

WOOF Well Off Older Folks

woot We Own the Other Team

WOP With Out Papers

word it means cool, a.k.a. word up

WOT Waste Of Time or- it means what

WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money

WOTD Word Of The Day

WP Well Played

WRM it means warm

WRT With Regard To -or- With Respect To

wru where are you?

WRUD What Are You Doing?

WRUDATM What Are You Doing At The Moment?

WSU What Say You?

WT Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The

WTAS Wanna Take A Shower?

WTB Want To Buy -or- What To Buy

WTDB What's The Difference Between

WTF What The F***

WTFDYJS What The F*** Did You Just Say?

WTFGDA Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass

WTFH What The F***ing Hell

WTFWYCM Why The F*** Would You Call Me?

WTFYTT Who The F*** You Talking To

WTG Way To Go

WTG4a\\%/ Want To Go For A Drink

WTGP Want To Go Private?

WTH What The Heck

WTHIN What The Hell Is Next

WTHOW White Trash Headline Of the Week

WTMC What The Mother C***

WTMI Way Too Much Information

WTN What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now?

WTS Want To Sell

WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine

WTSHTF When The Sh** Hits The Fan

WTTM Without Thinking Too Much

WTTP Want To Trade Pictures?

WTWT What to Watch Tonight

WU What's Up

WUBB What's Up Baby Boy

WUBG What's Up Baby Girl

WUD What You Doing?

WUF Where You From

WUT Wonderful Useless Turd

WUWH Wish You Were Here

WUWHIMA Wish You Were Here In My Arms

wuz was

wuz4dina What's for dinner?

WWBA What Would Be Accurate

WWD What Went Down

WWG1WGA Where We Go 1 We Go All

WWJD What Would Jesus Do?

WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil

WWSD What Would Satan Do?

WWTT World Wide Trending Topic -or- World Wide Twitter Trend

WWW World Wide Web -or- World Wide Wait -or- What Went Wrong

WWY Where Were You?

WX Weather

WYCM Will You Call Me?

WYD What You Doing?

WYFM Would You F*** Me?

WYGISWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For

WYM What do You Mean?

wymyn women

WYP What's Your Problem?

WYRN What's Your Real Name?

WYS Whatever You Say

WYSILOB What You See Is A Load of Bullocks

WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get

WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good

WYT Whatever You Think

WYTB Wish You The Best

WYW Wish You Well

WYWH Wish You Were Here

X it means times

X.X it means: exasperated

XAXA Ha Ha

XB XBox

XC Cross Country

XL Extra Large

XLNT Excellent

XME Excuse Me

xo kiss hug

XOXO Hugs and Kisses

XOXOZZZ Hugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams

XQZT Exquisite

XTC Ecstasy

XXCC Kiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug

Y Why? -or- Yes

YA Yet Another -or- You -or- Your

YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)

YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym

YACC Yet Another Calendar Company

YAF Young Angry Female

YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It

YAHOO You Always Have Other Options

YAJWD You Ain't Just Whistling Dixie

YAOTM Yet Another Off Topic Message

YARBWYR You're A Right Bleed'n Wanker You Are

YATFM You Are Too F***ing Much

YATI You're A Total Idiot

YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd

YB You B*tch

YBF You've Been F***ed

YBS You'll Be Sorry

YBY Yeah Baby Yeah

YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass

YCMTSU You Can't Make This Sh** Up

YCMU You Crack Me Up

YCT Your Comment To

YDKM You Don't Know Me

YEPPIES Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers

YF Wife

YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding

YGBSM You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me

YGLT You're Gonna Love This

YGM You've Got Mail

YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding

YGTI You Get The Idea

YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For

YHM You Have Mail

YIC Yours In Christ

YIMBY Yes In My Back Yard

YITE Are You All Right?

YIU Yes, I Understand

YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private

YKW You Know What?

YKWIM You Know What I Mean

YLH Your Loving Husband

YLLO You Lie Like Obama

YLW Your Loving Wife

YM Your Mother -or- Yo Mama

YMAK You May Already Know

YMAL You Might Also Like

YMBKM You Must Be Kidding Me

YMMD You Make My Day -or- You Made My Day

YMMV Your Mileage May Vary

YMYBNYCSII You Made Your Bed Now You Can Sleep In It

YNGBT You're Not Gonna Believe This

YNI You Name It

YNK You Never Know

YOBWOC Young, Obnoxious Bastard We Often Con

YOCO Your Only Cute Online

YOFO You're Only Famous Online

YOLO You Only Live Once

Yooper someone from U.P.

YOYO You're On Your Own

YR Yeah Right -or- you -or- your

YRO Your Rights Online

YRYOCC You're Running on Your Own Cuckoo Clock

YS You Stinker

YSAN You're Such A Nerd

ysdiw8 why should i wait?

YSIC Why Should I Care?

YSK You Should Know

YSVW You're So Very Welcome

YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do

YTB You're The Best

YTRNW Yeah That's Right, Now What?

YTS You're Too Slow -or- Twitter Search

YTTM You Talk Too Much

YTTT You Telling The Truth?

YTTWROOMM You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth

YUMPI Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Idiot

YUPPIES Young Urban Professionals

YVW You're Very Welcome

YW You're Welcome

YWIA You're Welcome In Advance

YY4U Too Wise For You

YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever

Z it means said

zerg To gang up on someone

ZMG or ZOMG Oh My God

ZZZ Sleeping, Bored, Tired

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