Mission Statement Generator

Are you the boss of a multinational conglomerate? I bet you're tired of spending millions on consultants every time you want to change your mission statement! Never mind, help is at hand with my easy-to-use Mission Statement Generator, which will analyse your business with razor-sharp precision and describe your core vision with perfect clarity.

We can be relied upon to assertively create cost-effective information in parallel with our clients' needs to enthusiastically create competitive information.

Surely that'll inspire your peasants employees to work harder and finally make your share options worth cashing in? Consultancy fees and comments are welcome. You can also search for this mission statement on Google to see if anyone's beaten you to it.