So, my gift from my santa included a note that explained that, this year, their 15 year old son really wanted to participate, so he helped pick out my gift. And, clearly, this child and I are kindred spirits. I'm just saying, if the kid needs a godparent, I am available. :)

So the gift came in three parts, as described in the note:

Something salty and sweet Something from my wishlist Something a 15 year old thinks is hilarious

Results: 1. I think this is the best Hershey bar. 2. Yay! I do want to read that book, and display it on a shelf! 3. LOL. Ok, I cracked up when I saw this. And my wife, who was sitting next to me at the time, nearly peed herself, I believe. As you can see in the 4th picture, I believe I have found the optimal application for this item.

Thanks Santa(s)!