SadPandaInSnow said:

Man, I feel bad, I need a tutorial for how best to pleasure them.

Grovyle is the easiest. Straight up handjob. Nothing special.

Abra is easy, he likes buttstuff a lot and general stroking his cock; generally at a semi fast pace. He gets impatient easily if you are too slow.

Sandslash likes a mixture of things. He likes anal and being made to suck the players fingers. He really likes ass to mouth. Go back and forth between different things to work him up.

Grimer is pretty much just handjob. Just run your hands through the muck until you find a bulge forming, then stroke it at a middling pace. If he has any other egregious zones I've not found them.

Buezel is more difficult because he's harder to NOT set off. Very much a hair trigger. Once your getting him close, switch to belly rubs, firm squeezing his sack or stroking his head. Don't touch his cock till he calms down (the pre splatters the screen less)

Rhydon is straightforward cock touching. likes being stroked, loves having his balls squeezed, his favorite by far is stroking the head of his shaft. Rhydon also likes it a very slow pace, so you'll want to take your time with slow strokes. You'll know you've got the pace right because he will become extremely vocal when you use the right pressure.

Smeargle I've yet to make cum. His egregious zones are belly rubs and rubbing his head. He likes very fast motions, if you don't go quickly he will calm down fast. But I've gotten him to the point of blushing and stating he's about to cum from alternating head rubs and handjob, but can never seem to push him over the edge.

Heracross I've only run across once, so can't advise.

Magentite you want to stroke his antenna until his back panel opens, then rotate the camera around to behind him and start pushing his buttons. I try to just turn on all the buttons and flip the switch, which seems to get good results from him.