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Hitler discovers that there are no Lawbringers in the Open beta.

Hitler Reacts to No Lawbringers

00:00 - 00:03 Reports have come back from our Peacekeepers regarding the land we've lost.

00:04 - 00:05 It seems as if the Weebs are pushing through our territory here,

00:05 - 00:07 and are mounting an offensive at Tincan Castle.

00:08 - 00:12 We've amassed our forces in this location here,

00:12 - 00:15 and are preparing a counter-offensive on the Weebs before they can swarm us.

00:17 - 00:19 No matter.

00:19 - 00:21 Our Lawbringers will even the odds.

00:24 - 00:26 My King...

00:27 - 00:28 Lawbringers...

00:31 - 00:33 Lawbringers were not included in the Open Beta.

00:34 - 00:36 It seems as if their glorious halberds would make things too hard for the Neckbeards and Weebs.

00:53 - 00:58 If you main Warden, Peacekeeper or Conqueror... get out.

01:13 - 01:15 What the fuck?!

01:15 - 01:17 How is this possible -- what the fuck?!

01:18 - 01:23 The point of an Open Beta it to test the classes and see what's imbalanced!

01:25 - 01:28 What sorry excuse does Ubisoft have for us this time?!

01:29 - 01:31 Closed Beta, Open Beta!

01:31 - 01:34 I main Lawbringer, and I want to play them!

01:34 - 01:37 Neckbeards get Raiders, Weebs get Nobushi!

01:37 - 01:40 And we're left with Conquerors and Peacekeepers!

01:40 - 01:42 Peacekeeper is a legitimate class!

01:42 - 01:46 You're an Assassin's Creed RIPOFF!

01:46 - 01:48 They require real skill! Totally balanced!

01:48 - 01:52 That's like saying the Raider's throw is balanced.

01:53 - 01:54 It's not! It's broken!

01:56 - 01:57 The game is called "For Honor,"

01:57 - 02:00 not "For Waifus" or "For Savagery."

02:00 - 02:03 Knights are supposed to win, but Ubisoft has it out against tthem!

02:04 - 02:08 Wardens are fine, but anyone who plays Peacekeeper or Conqueror's a piece of shit!

02:08 - 02:13 And don't even get me started on how the Neckbeard savages won the closed beta.

02:14 - 02:16 We cannot win without our Lawbringers, don't you see!

02:17 - 02:21 Ubisoft wants this game to be fair and balanced, but won't give us our best class!

02:27 - 02:29 I used the halberd in Dark Souls.

02:30 - 02:34 Wore full Elite Knight armor.

02:34 - 02:36 I praised the sun, for God's sake.

02:41 - 02:42 Fuck Peacekeepers.

02:43 - 02:47 Fuck Conquerers, and fuck Wardens. Fuck the Neckbeards, and fuck the Weebs.

02:48 - 02:53 They'll keep taking our territories from us, and we'll lose the Open Beta.

02:54 - 02:56 Just like we lost the Closed Beta to those savages.

02:56 - 02:59 All because Ubisoft can't give us Lawbringers.

03:00 - 03:02 Other classes are worthless and bring shame to the Tincans!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK. Peacekeeper is a legitimate class.

03:14 - 03:16 We did bad in the Closed Beta.

03:19 - 03:23 I see that now. There's no denying that, not anymore.

03:25 - 03:26 But I thought...

03:31 - 03:33 Lawbringers would save us.

03:40 - 03:46 Come release day, our Lawbringers will be there. And we'll be sure to make every land the Holy Land.

03:46 - 03:49 Weeaboos and Neckbeards will not stop us.