All the way from Norway to Australia is a long way for a tin of mackerel and a calendar to travel by themselves but they made it here past the twin dangers of distance and customs. (Australian customs is notorious for stopping food, especially in packages that have not return address)

I must say it is awesome to receive a christmas present from so far away, even if it did take its time in getting here.

As it happens I don't really eat fish but there are plenty of people who I know who will love it and I will have a taste anyway. Also the girly calendar... well who doesn't like a calendar filled with naked or near-naked Norwegian ladies? I just might have to be a little older to really appreciate it, most of the models appear to be in their seventies! Never the less the calendar will be hung with pride somewhere in my new house. (moving in a couple of weeks)

Thank you Secret Santa!