Hillary Clinton just took to the airwaves to reprise Humphrey Bogart’s portrayal of the iconic (and rather paranoid) Captain Queeg. And in true Hillary fashion, she placed the blame on her presidential loss on everything and anyone except the strawberries.

As the good folks at the Fox News Insider noted, the tally to date tops-out at a whopping 24 various entities, and of course, none of the reasons for losing has the last name of “Clinton”.

So far, the list of the guilty consists of;

The Federal Bureau of Investigation

James Comey

The Russians

Vladimir Putin

Anti-American forces

Low information voters

Everyone who assumed she’d win

Bad polling numbers

Obama for winning two terms

People wanting change

Misogynists

Suburban women

The New York Times

Television executives

Cable news

Netflix

Democrats not making the right documentaries

Facebook

Twitter

Wikileaks

Fake news

Content Farms in Macedonia

The Republican Party

The Democratic Party

As reported;

At an appearance yesterday, Clinton continued to blame Russian interference and fake news and dismissed the email investigation as a factor.

The list so far also includes the FBI, former FBI Director James Comey, people who assumed she’d win, the Democratic National Committee, the New York Times and fake Macedonian news sites.

Clinton also threw Netflix under the bus yesterday, claiming its conservative documentaries undermined her campaign.

“I was on the way to winning until the combination of Jim Comey’s letter on October 28 and Russian WikiLeaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me, but got scared off,” Clinton said at a Women for Women International event on May