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In a parallel timeline, a certain FEH producer was interviewed on recent changes in the game. Its content is... dreadful.

00:00 - 00:05 Players told us "Say, IS, we want better representation in FEH, right now"

00:05 - 00:07 Blazing Blade had nothing for more than a year

00:07 - 00:10 "Too many lance fliers", you see

00:11 - 00:16 They don't want more of them in the pool

00:17 - 00:21 So the next GHB unit is Heath

00:21 - 00:24 Heath

00:29 - 00:31 Heath

00:31 - 00:34 And he'll be a discount Cormag, too

00:38 - 00:40 Heath

00:41 - 00:47 We already have 5 lance fliers in 2020

00:47 - 00:52 More than half of F2P units are fliers too

00:52 - 00:56 And we won't stop there

00:58 - 00:59 At least,

00:59 - 01:01 he didn't disappoint as much as Haar

01:04 - 01:06 But look at Travant in FEH

01:06 - 01:10 Yied Massacre was horse piss in comparison

01:13 - 01:14 Travant

01:14 - 01:16 Gungnir, what is that?

01:16 - 01:20 He did wield a Silver Lance in Genealogy

01:21 - 01:27 Oh and we added a fourth green bow cavalier, too

01:35 - 01:36 Meanwhile,

01:36 - 01:39 Three Houses fans are rioting within the FEH fandom

01:41 - 01:44 But fans of Three Houses shouldn't worry

01:44 - 01:47 We planned a lot of 3H banners

01:47 - 01:50 So, for New Heroes for 2020

01:50 - 01:53 We shaft Thracia

01:54 - 01:56 and Valentia

01:56 - 01:58 and Binding Blade

01:58 - 02:02 and Awakening, and we'll even cross out Fates too!

02:05 - 02:07 Fates

02:10 - 02:11 Sorry,

02:11 - 02:13 (laughs of increasing discomfort)

02:15 - 02:17 but players complained too much,

02:17 - 02:20 se we assumed they didn't want more characters

02:21 - 02:28 From royals to commoners, all are in the same drawer where Hostile Springs was

02:29 - 02:30 Is Charlotte doomed?

02:30 - 02:32 You bet she is

02:36 - 02:39 Still alt-only in 2021

02:40 - 02:42 Expect Dozla before her

02:50 - 02:55 And all 3H students too

02:56 - 02:58 What's planned for 3H next?

02:58 - 03:04 Oh, the usual, a 3:1 girls to boys ratio as focuses

03:05 - 03:08 The boy is the demote with QR3 at 4*, that said

03:08 - 03:11 And Seteth is the GHB

03:16 - 03:20 You're scared for Jill, right?

03:23 - 03:26 Don't worry, we know people want her