[16thSq] Kuro Profile Blog Joined April 2014 1196 Posts Last Edited: 2016-08-09 09:49:05 #1 Pinocchio

Episode 4: MVP



Forte Seed Ryung Choya



Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.

(I'm not gonna judge)



Translation by sarge0117. Some proofreading by Kuro (me).

Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.

Format:

[Questions/Comments from Producers]

{Words appearing on screen / Expressive words}

Name: blah blah and respective {Expressive words}

(comments)



(btw they started calling the machine AlphaGo)





– Pinocchio –





Pinocchio’s 4th Guest: MVP



Everyone: Hello~ We are MVP~



[How do you guys feel about getting invited to Pinocchio?]

Choya: I lie on a daily basis , so I am not afraid.

Ryung: So we are choosing the Pinocchio other than Choya.

Choya: { That’s right } You gotta exclude me.

Ryung: I feel like he will also beat that (machine).

Seed: Of course, he can.

Choya: { High Confidence } I have the ability to beat the lie detector.





– Pinocchio –





First up! MVP’s youngest: Forte!



Forte: Wow, I am nervous, more than during competition.

Seed: (Q.) There is a member I would bully if he was younger than me.

Choya: This is definitely a yes.

Forte: {NO!} No, I respect all older teammate hyeongs. So no, no.

(hyung / hyeong (형) - "older brother", polite term used by men towards men older than them)

Choya: { – Pinocchio –Hello~ We are MVP~[How do you guys feel about getting invited to Pinocchio?], so I am not afraid.So we are choosing the Pinocchio other than Choya.} You gotta exclude me.I feel like he will also beat that (machine).Of course, he can.} I have the ability to beat the lie detector.– Pinocchio –First up! MVP’s youngest:Wow, I am nervous, more than during competition.(Q.) There is a member I would bully if he was younger than me.This is definitely a yes.} No, I respect all older teammate hyeongs. So no, no. You talk too long~ }

Forte: {Sounds of breathing: IN IN OUT OUT} { {Sounds of breathing: IN IN OUT OUT} { MIND CONTROL! }

(BUZZZZ False!)

Forte: Owww! {Owie}

Seed: Wow, that’s interesting.

Choya: { Owww! {Owie}Wow, that’s interesting. SO FUNNY } Let's interrogate him about who it is. We have a lot of time.

Seed: Let’s ask him about each member.

Choya: We should know by that. Is it Blaze?

{ } Let's interrogate him about who it is. We have a lot of time.Let’s ask him about each member.We should know by that. Is it Blaze? ME? }

Forte: Yes, it's Blaze.

Choya: Try the machine. Blaze?

{Trying to avoid calling out someone who is here}

(BUZZZZ False!)

{FAILED}

Forte: Owww! {Startled} But it's right...

(? Not sure what Choya is saying... too much laughing/mumbling ?)

Choya: You better tell the truth or you are gonna get it back at the house. (?)

Ryung: He lied within a minute.

Choya: Exactly!



[Q. Is that person HERE?]

Forte: Here????? Uh. Uh... I... think so...

{ Yes, it's Blaze.Try the machine. Blaze?{Trying to avoid calling out someone who is here}Owww! {} But it's right...You better tell the truth or you are gonna get it back at the house.He lied within a minute.Exactly![Q. Is that personHere????? Uh. Uh... I... think so... ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ } (laughing)

Choya: It's gotta be me.

Forte: {AlphaGo... Please spare me...}

AlphaGo: { It's gotta be me.{AlphaGo... Please spare me...} Wanna live? }

(Ding! True~)

AlphaGo: { NOPE! } { } { LOL LOL }

Choya: { Of Course }

Forte: No...

Choya: { Bloodthirsty } No, you be quiet, I will see you in a bit.



- - -



Ryung: (Q.) I have no idea why the coach is in the qualifiers.

Forte: Yes! {YES!} No idea!

Ryung: Oh~ good good.

{The Youngest's Ambition}

(Ding! True~)

Choya: { No...} No, you be quiet, I will see you in a bit.- - -(Q.) I have no idea why the coach is in the qualifiers.Yes! {} No idea!Oh~ good good.{The Youngest's Why you little (plural)} What is this, my special episode? Since it's already like this, let's go all the way. Put your hand back on it.



Choya: (Q.) I would like the coach to be younger than me?

Forte: Well, maybe just for a day, for fun. It wouldn’t be a bad idea. {YES!}

Choya: Not just for a day.

Forte: Maybe just for a bit...

Choya: For a bit? { } What is this, my special episode? Since it's already like this, let's go all the way. Put your hand back on it.(Q.) I wouldthe coach toWell, maybe just for a day, for fun. It wouldn’t be a bad idea. {Not just for a day.Maybe just for a bit...For a bit? { So that was me in the first Q. } So that was me before.

Seed: } So that was me before. You didn’t know?

Choya: I knew but...

(Ding! True~)

Choya: Oh!

Forte: (?? Too fast mumbling) {Bright Smile}

Forte: First, Choya, walk. {1. Choya, walk}

Choya: But my ankle hurts~

Forte: Then Ryung, give me water. {2. Ryung, give me water}

Ryung: Yes (formally).

Forte: And Seed, reflect in the bathroom. {3. Seed, reflect (no object) in the bathroom}

Seed: Wait reflect on what?

{Commands have no I knew but...Oh!{Bright Smile}First, Choya, walk. {1. Choya, walk}But my ankle hurts~Then Ryung, give me water. {2. Ryung, give me water}YesAnd Seed, reflect in the bathroom. {3. Seed, reflect (no object) in the bathroom}Wait reflect on what?{Commands have no ??? motive...}

Ryung: Wait, you are not laughing right?

Forte: No, I am just so happy right now.

Seed: But is that all you got?

Choya: Forte~ Let's continue this when we get back to the team house.

Forte: No... I am innocent...

Choya: No, it's too late.





– Pinocchio –





Second up is: Ryung!



Ryung: Woah, this is so scary!

Forte: Hyeong, it feels like your hand is ripping.



Choya: (Q.) Honestly, the best player in MVP is Ryung (me)?

Ryung: {NO!}

Choya: { Wait, you are not laughing right?No, I am just so happy right now.But is that all you got?Forte~ Let's continue this when we get back to the team house.No... I am innocent...No, it's too late.– Pinocchio –Second up is:Woah, this is so scary!Hyeong, it feels like your hand is ripping.(Q.) Honestly, the best player in MVP is(me)? Because GuMiho is there... } He is always in the practice room with GuMiho praising each other.

(BUZZZZ False!)

Ryung: Ohhh! Ohh What is this!

{ } He is always in the practice room with GuMiho praising each other.Ohhh! Ohh What is this! AlphaGo: You okay? Surprised huh?}

Choya: HAHAHAHA what are you-?

Ryung: I thought my hands were bleeding... Ow...

{GuMiho is confused watching the show?}

Choya: You always tell GuMiho that he is better and all.

Seed: Should we tell GuMiho?

Choya: No, GuMiho will probably watch the show.

Ryung: { You okay?HAHAHAHA what are you-?I thought my hands were bleeding... Ow...{GuMiho iswatching the show?}You always tell GuMiho that he is better and all.Should we tell GuMiho?No, GuMiho will probably watch the show. Excuses Excuses } Well, I spoke without thinking. I just spoke too soon. Well, in the practice room, GuMiho is better. But I am a little better in tournaments... that’s it. But this thing hurt... My mind is escaping me.



- - -



Forte: (Q.) When I was coming back, I had no interest in team MVP?

Ryung: {NO!} { CON CEN TRA TING }

(BUZZZZ False!)

Ryung: {UWAAA!!} { Being a wimp } This is gonna make me bleed! This hurts...

Seed: What team did you want to go?

Ryung: Well, I just wanted any team... { Being Honest } I did not know reality would be this harsh . But when I was not in a team, MVP took me in. {MVP <3} So I do my best in return.



- - -



Choya: (Q.) I am already a star but my team does not treat me as such.

Ryung: Well, this... {NO!} Not at all. { Very Relaxed }

Seed: Don’t cry~

(BUZZZZ False!)

{MVP’s official star ☆RYUNG ☆}

Ryung: Uh ahhhh! Oww that hurt.. wow everything is a lie.

Everyone: (outrage talks)

Seed: Your life is a lie huh.

Choya: { } Well, I spoke without thinking. I just spoke too soon. Well, in the practice room, GuMiho is better. But I am a little better in tournaments... that’s it. But this thing hurt... My mind is escaping me.- - -(Q.) When I was coming back, I had} {{UWAAA!!} {} This is gonna make me bleed! This hurts...What team did you want to go?Well, I just wanted any team... {} I didreality would be this. But when I was not in a team, MVP took me in. {MVP <3} So I do my best in return.- - -(Q.) I am already a star but my team does not treat me as such.Well, this... {} Not at all. {Don’t cry~{MVP’s official starUh ahhhh! Oww that hurt.. wow everything is a lie.Your life is a lie huh. You're a star? } Are you a star?

Ryung: Well.. not a star...

Seed: Like an associate celebrity (half-celebrity)?

Ryung: { Exactly! } Yea, around there, just not a TOP star. {☆I am a star☆} But I am a star.



[How does the team treat you (Ryung)?]

Ryung: Not really any special treatment, they just let me be. I just live by my own.



[How is Choya treating you (Ryung)?]

Ryung: Me?

Choya: I treat him well.

Ryung: {?} Huh?

Choya: { Confident } I am treating you well, no??

Ryung: { What? } This is ‘treating well’? Well, every person feels differently.

Choya: Yeah, everyone feels different things.

Ryung: I feel like I am the one treating Choya well. I am the one that is nice to Choya. { Bickering }

Choya: { Bickering } What do you mean, I do nothing? That makes me sad.

Ryung: Yea, that’s it.



- - -



[Any other questions (for Ryung)?]

Ryung: Wow I am sweating. It's all been lies.

Choya: I have one. (Q.) Have you ever been tired of your current long-term girlfriend?

Ryung: Oh, never! {NO!}

Choya: Oh really?

Ryung: Yes, I always live my days thanking her. { Innocent }

Forte: Ah, I wish it would be (?)

Seed: I think it’s a lie...

(BUZZZZ FALSE!)

{Gripping harder}

Ryung: Oh, what's that sound? { Pretending } Why? I didn’t say it hurt... { Restless }

Choya: { } Are you a star?Well.. not a star...Like an} Yea, around there, just not a TOP star. {☆I am a star☆} But I am a star.[How does the team treat you (Ryung)?]Not really any special treatment, they just let me be. I just live by my own.[How is Choya treating you (Ryung)?]Me?I treat him well.} Huh?} I am treating you well, no??} This is ‘treating well’? Well, every person feels differently.Yeah, everyone feels different things.I feel like I am the one treating Choya well. I am the one that is nice to Choya. {} What do you mean, I do nothing? That makes me sad.Yea, that’s it.- - -[Any other questions (for Ryung)?]Wow I am sweating. It's all been lies.I have one. (Q.) Have youof your current long-term girlfriend?Oh, never! {Oh really?Yes, I always live my days thanking her. {Ah, I wish it would beI think it’s a lie...{Gripping harder}Oh, what's that sound? {} Why? I didn’t say it hurt... { Sorry } I am really sorry to Ryung’s girlfriend!! I shouldn’t have asked...

Ryung: Everything came out false ?

Seed: { } I am really sorry to Ryung’s girlfriend!! I shouldn’t have asked...Everything came out Yeah } Yeah. How is everything false?

Ryung: Oh my, I am sweating so much.

Forte: Hyeong, are you trying to make everything come out false?

Ryung: I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend over 1 year and a half . I never felt tired of her, { Honest Honest } I love her even more day by day. I will not falter regarding my love life because of this machine.

Forte: { Kyaa <3 }



[Tell her that you love her]

Ryung: That I love her? { Embarrassed Embarrassed }

Choya: Ohhh, you look so cool~

Ryung: {Love you <3} I love you! Is that all?

Choya: { Breaking the moment } But.. this is also a lie. This can be a lie too.

Seen: I think he is just acting.





– Pinocchio –





(Next is Seed.)



Seed: { Surprisingly nervous } This does make you nervous.



Ryung: (Q.) Among current pro-gamers, the best looking one is me.

Seed: Nope. {NO!}

{I survived next to

(Ding! True~)

Ryung: Has Seed just been fighting within himself?

{Seed the Master of Mind Control?}

Seed: I only speak the truth.



[I am confident that I am better looking than this pro-gamer.]

Seed: Pro-gamer Choya. { } Yeah. How is everything false?Oh my, I am sweating so much.Hyeong, are you trying to make everything come out false?I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend over. I never felt tired of her, {} I love her even more day by day. I will not falter regarding my love life because of this machine.[Tell her that you love her]That I love her? {Ohhh, you look so cool~{Love you <3} I love you! Is that all?} But.. this is also a lie. This can be a lie too.I think he is just acting.– Pinocchio –} This does make you nervous.(Q.) Among current pro-gamers, the best looking one is me.Nope. {{I survived next to Woo-Sung Jung (actor) Has Seed just been fighting within himself?{Seed the Master of Mind Control?}I only speak the truth.[I am confident that I am better looking than this pro-gamer.]Pro-gamer Choya. { a pro-gamer? }

Ryung: He called him pro-gamer. (instead of coach)

Seed: Well, because he’s always in qualifiers and all.

Ryung: { True } Yea, that’s a pro-gamer.

Choya: { Sulking } Good for you, you are better looking than me. Press the button.

Seed: { No No } I’m not calling you not good looking, I am just better looking than you.

Choya: { He called him pro-gamer.Well, because he’s always in qualifiers and all.} Yea, that’s a pro-gamer.} Good for you, you are better looking than me. Press the button.} I’m not calling you not good looking, I am just better looking than you. Whatever } So you are calling me ugly?

Seed: { } So you are calling me ugly? Exposing } It's because Choya thinks he is better looking than most pro-gamers.

Choya: Me?

Seed: Ask him later if he thinks he is good looking.

Choya: { } It's because Choya thinks he is better looking than most pro-gamers.Me?Ask him later if he thinks he is good looking. Confident } That’s a yes.

Seed: { } That’s a yes. Oh my }

Choya: Life is confidence, no?



- - -



Forte: (Q.) During Coach Choya's absence, the one that lead us to victory was 100% me.

{ Life is confidence, no?- - -(Q.) During Coach Choya's absence, the one that lead us to victory was 100% me. Due to Choya’s surgery Seed filled the spot as the coach}

Seed: Yes.

(Ding! True~)

Everyone: { Seed filled the spot as the coach}Yes. Oh~ } Oh~~

Seed: When it was Entry Format, I did a good job at matching.

Ryung: { Agreeing }

Seed: I just did what felt right in my head, like I was possessed by God.

{ } Oh~~When it was Entry Format, I did a good job at matching.I just did what felt right in my head, like I was possessed by God. Blessing of the Entry God }

Seed: And we were lucky that all those fit.

Choya: { Nod Nod }

Seed: But also, { Heh } it was all because of me.

Choya: Well, our team’s performance is not that overwhelming, same in terms of individual results. So our strategy is to snipe the teams individually. I am very proud of my teammates that they would win even if I let them play by themselves. But that backfired and we all lost. So then I realized that we should just stick with sniping strategy. { Realizing }



- - -



[Any other questions (for Seed)?]

Choya: { Firmly } He’s no fun, so no.

Seed: { So cool } Well, just edit my parts out.





– Pinocchio –





(Last: Choya)



Ryung: (Q.) I have regretted writing some things on SNS? (Social Network Service - Social Media)

Choya: Of course. {YES!}

Seed: Wow that question is obviously a yes. It should ask the opposite.

Choya: Of course it is.

(BUZZZZ False!)

Choya: { Uaaaa } Oww. OWWWWW. { First calm, then rage }

Ryung: He was about to stand up on two feet .

Choya: There were times when I thought ‘ I shouldn’t do that next time .’ But after writing, I just think that ‘ I have said what I wanted ...

Ryung: {Like "GD"} Wow like GDragon.

Choya: (continuing) ... in my own way.'

Ryung: At least in terms of SNS.

{SCII’s Free Spririt Choya C-Dragon}

Choya: Come over here.



Ryung: (Q.) Then have you ever repeated the same regretful act?

Choya: Yes, I have repeated many regretful acts! {YES!} But we gotta live like that. { Confident } We only have one life to live; we don’t need to be so tactful. My SNS- (interrupted) No. The reason why people look at my SNS is because they like to . So in front of them, I can say all kinds of things.

Seed: I.. don’t think they look because they want to.

Choya: No...



- - -



Seed: (Q.) I am sad that overall team performance had improved during my absence.

Choya: { Sad } Of course, I was sad because I also wanted to give a high-five but I could not give a high-five since I was not there at the stadium.

(Ding! True~)

Choya: I really wanted give the team a high-five, since I know that they are doing their best.

Ryung: { And we were lucky that all those fit.But also, {} it was all because of me.Well, our team’s performance is not that overwhelming, same in terms of individual results. So our strategy is to snipe the teams individually. I am very proud of my teammates that they would win even if I let them play by themselves. But that backfired and we all lost. So then I realized that we should just stick with sniping strategy. {- - -[Any other questions (for Seed)?]} He’s no fun, so no.} Well, just edit my parts out.– Pinocchio –(Q.) Iwriting some things on SNS?Of course. {Wow that question is obviously a yes. It should ask the opposite.Of course it is.} Oww. OWWWWW. {He was about to stand up onThere were times when I thought ‘.’ But after writing, I just think that ‘...{Like "GD"} Wow like GDragon.... in my own way.'At least in terms of SNS.{SCII’s Free SpriritCome over here.(Q.) Then have you everthe same regretful act?Yes, I have repeated many regretful acts! {} But we gotta live like that. {} We only have one life to live; we don’t need to be so tactful. My SNS-No. The reason why people look at my SNS is because they. So in front of them, I can sayof things.I.. don’t think they look because they want to.No...- - -(Q.) I am sad that overall team performance had improved during my absence.} Of course, I was sad because I also wanted to give abut I could not give asince I was not there at the stadium.I really wanted give the team a high-five, since I know that they are doing their best. If you truly think so... } Let's give him a high-five then.

{[b] } Let's give him a high-five then.{[b] The Pinocchio Campaign Let's give our hurt coach a warm high-five...}

Ryung: Well, we won a lot during the 3rd round. (??)

Choya: People told us that we wouldn’t make it . I believe that we will all pull through, always thinking as if it's our last chance. We are all doing our best. And I believe good opportunities will follow.





– Pinocchio –





{Who is today’s Pinocchio?}



[One, two, three!]

{Voila}

Forte: Wow, that really suits you.

{It’s a punishment, but he seems to be enjoying it;;}

Ryung: It was all lies, EXCEPT for the last part about my girlfriend; I cannot accept it.

Choya: { Let's give our hurt coach a warmWell, we won a lot during the 3rd round.People told us that we. I believe that we will all pull through, always thinking as if it's our last chance. We are all doing our best. And I believe good opportunities will follow.– Pinocchio –{Who is today’s Pinocchio?}[One, two, three!]Wow, that really suits you.{It’s a punishment, but heIt was all lies, EXCEPT for the last part about my girlfriend; I cannot accept it. Do it again } Do it again.

Ryung: { Hesitation } ... No, thanks.. Can’t trust that thing.

Choya: { Serious } We will do our best, thinking as if this is our last chance, and we will also continue to perform to the best of our abilities. So please love us everyone.

{Please cheer for MVP!}





– Pinocchio –





{16.06.07 Pinocchio Ryung}

Please leave questions to pro-gamers of your choice on Pinocchio’s SNS. We will send gifts of that pro-gamer’s Polaroid photo through a raffle. Thank... hehe Thank you.





– Pinocchio –





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