Friend: Athena retreat, get out of there, what the heck are you doing!

Me: ATHENA DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF RETREAT!

Friend: Well she better freaking learn it!

*I die*

Me: OK, I retreated back to base... Just wait 20 seconds.

-Me playing Athena on the 4th of July



"You forgot to ban Fenrir, and for that, I WILL EAT YOUR SHOES!!!"

-Me on Fenrir not being banned in a custom match



"Once I begin to sing, no-one must enter the tent. The dead will dance here tonight."

—Mirri Maz Duur