After careful independent research, and after consulting the leading Yiddish scientists (mad and otherwise), we are happy to make the following important announcement: Yiddish has now been dying and coming back to life continuously for 220 years, at the very least. We would like to emphasize that the above statement is in the tense so beloved among English speakers: the present perfect continuous. In other words, it is now a demonstrable fact that Yiddish is still, on this day as on any other, at once dying and being reborn. We note that this uncertain state persists despite the many efforts by statisticians, ideologues, and some governments to forcibly come to the end of the tragedy—or comedy—once and for all. At times we too, as devoted students and scholars of Yiddish, long for some kind of certainty—either a gravestone or a constitution will do. However, as fate would have it, all we’ve got are periodic statements from the ever-vigilant press reporting on both the death throes and the imminent messianic revival of the language. Well, which is it? Is the language living or dead? Far yugnt lebt men nit, far elter shtarbt men nit? Oder, vi in posek shteyt: loy omes ki ekhye—az s’iz nit bashert tsu shtarbn shtarbt men nit. And so we present to you, in listicle form, a century’s worth of reporting on the perpetual zombie state of the Yiddish language, a story that can only be told through chopped headlines and buried ledes.

The klasiker of Yiddish literature: Mendele Moykher Sforim, Sholem Aleichem, and Zombie Hayyim Nahman Bialik.

1. “Two Tongues on Last Legs: Yiddish and Gaelic Appear to be Dying,” Los Angeles Times, 10 August 1928, by Frederic J. Haskin “There is going on in this country a controversy and an evolution of absorbing interest and profound importance. It has to do with the passing into the limbo of dead things of an element which always hold a place of prime importance and that is the very medium of exchange of thought, to wit, language.”

Included at the bottom of Haskin’s article is a notice regarding the levying of the controversial “Squirrel Lien” with the purpose of funding the “elimination of ground squirrels” in Kings County (Brooklyn). We can only assume that the (non) death of Yiddish, Gaelic, and squirrels are intimately related.

2. “Yiddish Theatre Reborn,” The New York Times, 9 October 1955, by Murray Shumach “In paced, tragic tones, [Maurice] Schwartz summoned up ghosts of old plays of the old Yiddish Art Theatre.”

A rare image of Maurice Schwartz not in costume, on the hunt for some tasty brains.

3. “Living Waters,” The New York Times, 22 October 1967, by Curt Leviant “The postwar years have witnessed a remarkable renaissance of interest in Jewish [meaning Yiddish] literature.” Yes, a renaissance of interest—in BRAINS!

4. “Yiddish Theater, Lively Corpse,” The New York Times, 30 November 1977, by Richard F. Shepard “The truth is that there are few practitioners of Yiddish theater who will concede the death of their art, although it is often announced by observers, whom they dismiss as doctors who do not make house calls. […] [B]ut it survives in a form that is striving to adapt to the times. […] The shows are usually pleasing to those who go to them.”



Yeah, we agree, Zombie theater is pretty pleasing.

5. “The Yiddish Theater Refuses to Die,” The New York Times, 7 December 1980, by Murray Shumach “If I’m buried, I don’t feel it.”

There’s a metaphor here, but we’re having trouble placing it.

6. “It’s Not Dead Yet: Yiddish is the Common Language Nowhere on Earth, but it’s the Mother Tongue of Some Jews Seeking Their Roots,” Los Angeles Times, 14 September 1989, by Mathis Chazanov “We lose people every year, simply because of the fact that people are dying […] but somehow we find people who’ve exchanged playing cards on Saturday evenings for something more creative.” 7. “Staying Alive,” The Guardian, 11 July 1995, by Michael Simons “[The Yiddish scholar] clings with not a little desperation to the notion […] that the time is ripe for Yiddish. […] The desperation comes with the shadow of death which, despite greatly increasing interest in the [Yiddish] institute’s activities, still hangs over the culture as a whole.”

Yiddish Desperation trading cards are now on sale! Buy your limited edition packs now and look for the very rare Shadow of Death™ (aka Molekh hamoves) card to complete your set!

8. “Oy Vey: Yiddish Has a Problem,” The Atlantic, 9 September 2014, by Tanya Basu “The future of Yiddish is a mixed bag. […] Language is the lifeblood of a people.” Vi me zogt: es kokht in im dos blut—un es iz take zeyer geshmak!

9. “Lingua Franca: Yiddish Dead? Dying? Not Yet,” The Jerusalem Post, 3 December 2015, by Greer Fay Cashman “Mark Twain, who was then in London, penned a note that in the tail end of the concluding sentence claimed ‘the report of my death was an exaggeration.’ The same can be said of Yiddish.”

The mysterious connection between the great writers is finally revealed: Mark Twain is the Zombie Sholem Aleichem and Sholem Aleichem is the Zombie Mark Twain.

10. “Yiddish Has Not Yet Said its Last Word,” Times of Israel, 26 January 2016, by Robert R. Singer “[Yiddish] is the antidote to assimilation, an expression of belonging and of reclaiming tradition.” Warning: Yiddish is both the cause of and antidote to Zombification!



Our favorite Yiddish necromancer, or, er, Yiddish teacher is definitely Zombie Weinreich.

Special Feature: Excerpts from the Revivalist Writings of Joseph Berger New York journalist Joseph Berger has been on the Yiddish beat for some forty years now, and we offer here just a small selection of his great feats of necromancy! 11. “The Survival of a Hardy Mamaloshn,” Newsday, 6 November 1980 “The signs of Yiddish’s vigor are impressive considering the language came to the United States as a stateless refugee 100 years ago next year with the first wave of Eastern Europeans and has survived without a country all that time. […] [T]he mood is one of rebirth, of renaissance.” Warning! All this talk about Yiddish’s vigor and rebirth may cause something other than the dead to rise up! Please contact a medical professional if this rising lasts longer than four hours! 12. “For Yiddish, a New But Smaller Domain,” The New York Times, 11 October 1987 “David G. Roskies, who teaches Jewish literature at the Jewish Theological Seminary, has no illusions that he and the sprinkling of other Americans who are raising their children in this Jewish vernacular are sparking any major revival. […] Still, people like Mr. [sic] Roskies constitute a rosy speck on what might otherwise be a bleak horizon for Yiddish.” Beware! That rosy speck might be the first signs of the Zombie Yiddish virus! 13. “No Need to Kvetch, Yiddish Lives On in Catskills,” The New York Times, 25 Nov 2010 “Everyone seems on a mission to recapture and resurrect, but the work is not just about mining the past.”

Resurrection in the Catskills. Look out behind you, Baby!

And finally, it may only be March, but there’s already been several Zombie Yiddish sightings this year: 14. “Keeping Alive a Haven for Yiddish Culture in Modern Romania,” The New York Times, 15 January 2017, by Kit Gillet “With few Yiddish speakers left in the country, audiences have been reluctant to see performances that seem so alien to today’s Romania.” Yiddish Lebt, the Sequel: Aliens and Zombies unite!

15. “The Revival of Yiddish in Music and Literature,” The Economist, 13 February 2017

“For all the catastrophes perpetrated against its speakers, Yiddish has endured. In fact, it is undergoing a renaissance.”

The Revivification of Yiddish Music