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The Official Lost Podcast is presented by Kris White and features cast interviews and behind-the-scenes info. Producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse also talk about the latest and upcoming episodes, as well as answer fan questions.

Click dates in first column for brief synopses. Click Yes links to link to archived MP3s, for audio podcasts, and M4Vs for video podcasts (if no longer stored on ABC site or iTunes—takes several minutes to load) or read Lostpedia transcripts, when available.

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Podcasts

Season 1

There were no podcasts recorded during Season 1.

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Season 6

Running gags

General

Brokeback Mountain jokes

jokes 'Hashing', 'Re-Hashing' 'Pre-Hashing"

Same-sex ice dancing

Season 7: The Zombie Season

Biathlons (Skiing and rifle-shooting simultaneously)

Holding each other's hands

Doing the podcast naked/not wearing pants

Censored Rose and Bernard love scene

Random humorous sound files, such as banjos

Phone ringing in the background during a podcast

Watching American Idol

Subtextual Anxiety

Referencing Hanukkah and Christmas

Number of posts in the last 90 days

Attempting to make Kris' scripted suggestions sound natural

Congratulating readers who point out production mistakes for getting a crew member fired

Ezra James Sharkington

Having Joop the orangutan explain the show's mysteries should Lost be cancelled

be cancelled Trailers outside their window

Their pormanteu fan-made name "Darlton" and other variants

Only jerks say "whom"

Repeated catchphrases

"So take that! Take that to the bank!"

"If I were a betting man..."

"Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday!" (in reference to Sunday drag racing radio commercials)

"Don't make me play that banjo!"

"That's an interesting question, Carlton."

"That's fantastic..."

"Busted!"

"The reality is..." (from Damon)

"...y'know.." (from Damon)

"Wow."

"That's excellent."

"I wish you would."

Damon

His pants, or lack thereof

His cold, clammy hands

He cries a lot

He's in a diaper

He watches other shows in that timeslot instead of Lost , specifically Criminal Minds

, specifically Actor portraying him would be David Cross or Matthew Broderick

Writing for future shows, such as Carnivore , Rose and Bernard: Love Island , Don't Make Me Wear These Pants and Don't Make Me Play This Banjo

, , and His wooden leg, and his insecurities about it

Carlton

His shoes

His dancing prowess

His cowboy hat or his sombrero

His maracas

His nicknames: The Glass Ballerina, Man of the Jungle, Sparkles

His banjo playing skills

His family studied pictures of the Politburo for fun

Actor portraying him would be Ted Danson

Uncontrollable fits of laughter due to sleep deprivation

Trivia