All the Meg Johnsons

would like to kill me,

and I, Meg Johnson,

would like to kill them.

Another Meg Johnson

can wear your dead body

draped over them

like a fur stole, but

it's not illegal because

you're both named

Meg Johnson.

Feminist Meg Johnson

and alt-right Meg Johnson

cancel each other out, so

why even Meg Johnson

anymore?

When one Meg Johnson

claims the work of another

Meg Johnson as their own,

this is classified as living

body murder.

What is the meaning of life?

you cry out before getting

distracted by a purse. How many

cheeseburgers will it take

to resurrect you?

You will never eat enough

cheeseburgers, and that's

the end of this poem.