From the website.

So I decided to write my own letter to my younger single self:

Dear naive self who thinks she’ll just meet Mr. Right at that perfect age (no need to worry!) and who believes her uterus will still be able to produce kids at any age — please wake up and smell the coffee. Please stop dating guys who are unlikely to commit, or unsuitable, and stop putting up with their BS. Make a real effort to date nice guys and find one by age 35. If you aren’t married by your late 30’s, the pool of decent men who actually want to be dads dries up. As do your eggs. Believe the doctors who say the bio clock ticks ever-downward beginning at 35.

No years of partying, hanging out with friends, late night dinners and traveling around the world will never make up for the fact that you can’t have a biological child if that’s what you truly want. You can always travel, party, and hang out when the kids get older. You can’t always have children.

As a bonus—all of that money you’ve p~~~ed away on travel, fun, clothes, hot shoes, dinners out, and wine tastings will be chump change compared to the tens of thousands of dollars you’ll spend on fertility treatments or adopting. Yes, you’ll have to actually pay for sperm (I know—it’s shocking to have to pay for it when you used to get it for free). And then you’ll have to pay for it to be put into your hooha while numerous medical staff gaze at your nether regions intently. Sexy, huh? Yeah, not fun. And I hope you like needles because you’ll be spending many a night trying to find the right position to jab a needle into some spot on one of your cheeks that isn’t inflamed by shot after shot of hormones you’ll need to get and stay pregnant — if you are one of the lucky ones who does conceive. But, go out, have fun.

Don’t think about the years you’ll be waiting to adopt a child. Single women are often the last to be picked by birth moms to adopt their babies. And what man doesn’t want to date a woman adopting a baby at age 48? Not to mention the cost of raising a child as a single person—no double income for you!

So go ahead and enjoy your freedom and living that wild and crazy, devil-may-care single life. It’ll sure be something to look back on.

Anonymous

My response to your younger self;

Yes, avoid Chad and find a nice guy to exploit resources from.

Money “they” have p~~~ed away? I don’t know of any princesses who ride the c~~~ carousel that have actually paid for anything. Pay for sperm? Pay up c~~~, the Wall says so!

GOD forbid if anyone actually gets to see your drying up fly catcher for free. How dare anyone get to look and not PAY! Oh the horror! I’m sure those professionals are all men and have nothing else on their mind than raping you while trying to help you get pregnant artificially. Make sure to call your attorney when they are done.

No double income for you? Whether you have his child or not, it’s not YOUR income. Then again big daddy government will gladly subsidize whatever you need because VAGINA. every c~~~ knows she has back up.

I guess it’s too much to ask any woman to be accountable for their poor decisions.