Going up

Let’s face it.

Triple-facing Earrings that look like faces. Buy at Essentiel Antwerp.

Alexandre Sache The designer of Dior’s 1968 C’est Non, Non, Non Et Non! print. Now on a jumper at Harrods. Haute protest is back.

Le Palace The cult but grubby Paris club held Hedi Slimane’s 50th and will host Gucci’s SS19 show. Is debauchery back in fashion?

The One With All The Thanksgivings 1998 Friends episode is on a Zara T-shirt. Could fashion be any cooler?

Mrs Appleyard shades The Picnic At Hanging Rock school ma’am is an alt-sunnies style icon.

Humidity hair Kim Kardashian and Bella Hadid are embracing all things steamy. Time to ditch the straighteners.



Going down

Asking questions Instagram’s new thing on stories. Making us think too hard.

The thumbs-up emoji Replace with the double thumbs-up to be more Oprah.

XXXXXXL hats More for Instagram than IRL, right? Caps, on the other hand, are practical and look good. Take note, Biebs.

Goodbye contouring. Photograph: Getty Images

Contouring It’s all about the low-slung, as in blusher worn along the jawline for a sporty look. Excellent for the less-than-exact makeup applier.

Magnum overkill Sometimes everyone just needs a good old-fashioned ice lolly, thanks.

9pm Far less blazing in a post-Love Island world.