Tiger Woods has become everyone’s favourite golfer again after taking out his 5th U.S. Masters overnight.

The win marks a return to form for the self confessed sex addict who hasn’t smashed 18 holes this well since having sex with 6 strippers during his marriage.

Tiger’s marriage broke down 10 years ago after it was revealed he wasn’t strong enough to resist thousands of beautiful women throwing themselves at him.

He also lost his image of being cleaner cut than the polished greens of Augusta, and his ability to drive a ball beyond the 100 yard mark soon followed.









But all that has been put rest today after his remarkable come from behind win and people close to the star said he would be celebrating in typical Tiger style.

“Yeah mate” said caddy Milton Burns when asked if prescription drugs and porn stars would be back on the menu.

“The king is back. The hysteria that ruined his career the first time is forgotten, a fresh plethora of whores are waiting in the background and double jeopardy rules still apply”

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