Don't let the media deceive you!

So, the Mayor of Toronto smokes some recreational crack.

He is not an addict. So, GET OVER IT. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via blogto.com

And he wants to kill people. SO WHAT?!? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via blogto.com

Why is everyone forgetting that Rob Ford is the BEST mayor on the planet? Via blogto.com The media is NOT telling you the whole story.

Did you know he is a spectacular bongo player? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via blogto.com Probably not. You are just focused on that one time he accidentally smoked crack.

He kicked Hulk Hogan's ass without even trying. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via blogto.com Don't front, Hulk.

He is very culturally sensitive. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Even when he has no clue what is going on.

He holds events with girls in cabbage bikinis. Did you hear me?! CABBAGE BIKINIS. Eat your heart out.

During that event he weighed himself, then he tripped off the stage and rolled his ankle. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF blogto.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF blogto.com

He coaches a football team! Via vice.com When was the last time your mayor coached a sports team?

And, like, he is really good at football. Via joeydevilla.com So shut your mouth.

He MEANT to do this. It's his move. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

Did you need that action from another angle? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

He never shies away from the media. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

He is the best campaigner ever. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF His supporters photobombed this live taping of a Toronto morning show.

He made himself Superman stopping a train in a campaign ad. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

When a reporter calls him a bad name... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via orwellsbastard.blogspot.com

He chases the reporter out of the building while questioning his manhood. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF orwellsbastard.blogspot.com Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF orwellsbastard.blogspot.com

This guy spoke at his inauguration. thestar.com

He is totally comfortable taking black-out drunk photos with his constituents. thegridto.com gangstersout.blogspot.com

And he lets his constituents take duckface selfies with him. Via Facebook: TOMayorFord

He is really into Toronto Pride! Ok, give him a fucking break. He is tired.

He has the greatest fashion sense of any politician ever. Aaron Harris / Reuters o.canada.com

He loves children. Via o.canada.com

And the Hamburgler. Via o.canada.com

He says what he thinks. If a biker gets killed by a car... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via blogto.com "My heart bleeds for them when I hear a biker gets killed. But it's their own fault at the end of the day."

He loves the great outdoors. Via torontolife.com When was the last time you held a wild owl? How did that work out for you?

He has his own video game . Can your mayor say that?! Via joeydevilla.com Didn't think so.

He is great for internet memes! photobot.blogspot.com photobot.blogspot.com photobot.blogspot.com When was the last time your mayor was a meme, jerk?