Turns out, folks had little reason to worry. It takes some serious eye-spying to identify the subtle nips and tucks. He seems trimmer from certain angles. Huskier from others. He can still take what his mama gave him and thrust it toward a rival pitcher unsuspecting of his jelly. That party favor tongue still unfurls from an abbreviated snout. He can still shake his tail feathers, though they’re now a paler shade of blue.