spigot: you know who'd make a great joker: chester cheetah spigot: he pulls out his saxophone all cool as shit, crowd claps spigot: does a few numbers and then says it ain't easy being cheesy and everyone claps spigot: pulls out a cheeto and makes it look like a tiny penis and waggles it, clapping continues spigot: then he's all: I WAS JOKING spigot: not just spitballing here spigot: i approved it during this conversation and assembled the assets myself spigot: and launched the campaign and we're live