04:35

And now the lights have gone down for good. The 92nd Oscars are over, and they have ended in the best possible way. This is Parasite’s night. It’s Bong Joon-ho’s night. It is, to a slightly lesser extent, Eminem’s night. I’ll be sticking around for a little bit looking for reaction to the night, but I wouldn’t blame you at all for ducking out. Thanks for keeping me company tonight. How metaphorical.