I always knew there was no way Donald Trump could have a normal happy relationship with his wife. How can a man who views women as fat slobs, with the faces of dogs, who bleed out of their 'whatevers' (all direct quotes) have a fully-functioning marriage?

If Trump can say all women are golddiggers who don’t deserve ‘assets’, call supermodel Heidi Klum fat and say no one would vote for Carly Fiorina because of “her face”, how can he possibly have a well-balanced relationship with his own supermodel spouse?

Well obviously, he can’t – and now 45-year-old Melania has unintentionally proved it. In an interview with Fox News she’d revealed they had never had a major row during their 20-year relationship.

“We don’t have fights. We disagree but that’s OK. That’s very good in the relationship,” she said. “I tell him my way and he accepts that, and I tell him what I think and he’s the same. He thinks what he thinks.”

In other words: ‘my husband is a crazy sexist who will never change so I’ve given up and no longer bother fighting him. He doesn’t listen to me and never will.’