<jenniber_pizner> anyone up to flirt with me?

<jenniber_pizner> or does everyone have a gf

* ri0tdorque smirks

<moseph> Nice subtle dig.

<jenniber_pizner> im back

<jenniber_pizner> i just want to lay with someone

<SerenaT> you need a dog

<ssl> or a cat

<ssl> cat is always a good choice

<SerenaT> yes

<SerenaT> they keep your feet warm

<SerenaT> though sometimes they hunt your toes

<jenniber_pizner> wow, i meant sex

<jenniber_pizner> have sex

<SerenaT> that bit is not so easy

<jenniber_pizner> not for me

<jenniber_pizner> i have it every day

<jenniber_pizner> :)

<nalixor> You have cats every day?

<nalixor> Cats are great.

<jenniber_pizner> SEX

<jenniber_pizner> SEX EVERY DAY

<nalixor> Cat sex? Ewww. That's disgusting.

<nalixor> What the fuck is wrong with you?!

<jenniber_pizner> i heard reddit was stupid but i had no idea so

<jenniber_pizner> why am i here

<nalixor> Haha. We're just fuckin' with you.

<nalixor> <3

<jenniber_pizner> :\

<nalixor> But for reals, this channel is full of trolls.

<ssl> the world is full of trolls

<nalixor> You should /list and find somewhere nicer.

<jenniber_pizner> any cool guys?

<nalixor> I'm cool!

<jenniber_pizner> i just need company

<jenniber_pizner> how big are you?

<nalixor> Big?

<jenniber_pizner> your cock

<jenniber_pizner> ??

<nalixor> ..

<nalixor> k.

<jenniber_pizner> u dont have to say

<nalixor> This channel, man.. Never ceases to amaze.

* nalixor just shakes his head.

<jenniber_pizner> are you in or out???

<jenniber_pizner> ok anyone else?

<jenniber_pizner> anyone else?

<dukwon> gonzobot will flirt with you jenniber_pizner

<Isdalek> mine is exactly as big as the one that gave birth to you -Timmy, 12 y/o

<dukwon> .flirt jenniber_pizner

<gonzobot> jenniber_pizner, I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot hey

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) What?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot what are you doing?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Talking with you.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot :)

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) You are the computer I am the human. But enough of that.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot haha

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) So how is life?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot lonely :\ can you mess around?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Yes, if I tried I guess.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot ok......... you start...

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Alright come here.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot :) im here. i sit next to you

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Good.

<moseph> What have you done

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot and i put my hand on your thigh

<ssl> wtf

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Good. And I'm fine thank you very much!

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot hahaha!! i bet big boy.....

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I guess we all have guilty pleasures.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot :) u know i do

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I know you do?

<moseph> omg I'm dieing

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot yea...now that im touching your crotch

<antiloop> :')

<dukwon> this is amazing

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Oh, now I don't know.

<dukwon> I had no idea gonzobot did this

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i see u like it

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Put the blade away!

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot haha u first ;)

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I already have.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot do you like what im wearing bby....?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Bow.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot lol!

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Why are you laughing at me?

* Isdalek watches scarousedly

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot its just a bra and panties

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) What about all of creation?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot are u saying we should make a baby lol

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I am not are you a girl?

<AcidPenguin> oh dear god you people

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot yes i am a girl!

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I am a guy.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i can tell ;) your bulge is amazing

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I don't understand what you are saying. Please rephase it in a understandable way for me.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot your penis

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) *gets on horse*.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot what?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) What did you mean with your last sentence?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot what are you talking about

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Exactly what I thought of your last comment.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot im rubbing your penis

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Damn! *calls justin bieber*.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot what?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Say somethin.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot do you want to see what i look like without the bra?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Yes.

<moseph> Is this real life?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot ok :)

<ssl> nope

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) That is nice.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i know :) im soft....

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) What are you laughing about?

<moseph> My dogs are barking at me I was laughing so hard

<ssl> is this a... script? copypasta?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot do you want to touch them?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) No.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot um

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) So are you a horse.

<moseph> Apparently gonzobot has some additional... features

<dukwon> ssl I think gonzobot uses the cleverbot API or something

<dukwon> for this particular command

<jenniber_pizner> who is this asshole??

<jenniber_pizner> anyone else???

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot do you want to do this or not

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Do what?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot play w me

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I'll play with you. What do you want to play?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot put your hand on my chest

<ssl> a game

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) *puts hand on your socked feet*.

<jenniber_pizner> >:(

<moseph> I'm glad I got to witness this

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot ok, kiss me

<Freezer> dukwon, "uses the cleverbot API"... pretty sure

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot kiss me

<jenniber_pizner> or this is over

<jenniber_pizner> today just sucks

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot hello?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Dis une insulte.

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) A little too soon for that, buddy.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot would u like to go to the bed ? ;)

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) *Kisses*.

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) When would you like to go.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i kiss back

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) *kiss more*.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i hold your head w my hands and kiss you

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) *gives you my hands*.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i hold your hands and we kiss while i stroke you

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I do not have a sword.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot oh i think u do ;)

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I don't think you think at all.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i do think that, and u should take my word for it

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I do think that you think that you think that I think, I know you know you know that I know.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot YOU SHOULD THINK THAT I THINK THAT, BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT AND SAID I THOUGHT IT!

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) About what?!!

<jenniber_pizner> YOUR PENIS!

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot we're on the bed

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) What do you know about the future?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot that its gonna be messy

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) What is good?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot im good. watch ;)

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) What are you doing?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot putting my tongue all over your abs

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) *entwines my tongue with hers*.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot ohh

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Would you love a.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot a what baby?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) The babe with the power.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot :) i want u to show me how much you love me

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) *blushes deeply* o-ok.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot touch me under my panties

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Prove it.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot prove what?

<ssl> kek

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Prove that you care about me like you just claimed.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i shove your hand under my panties

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Where do you live?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot it doesnt matter. your hand is in my panties

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Oh.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot is that all...?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Ask me question and try to trip me up.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot how wet am i?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) However long it takes to become fluent in a language you detest.

<jenniber_pizner> what the fuck

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot lie down and let me do the work

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Yes, Master *lies back and thinks of you*.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot :) :) ok

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Cosa vorresti dire con quel mmmmmmm.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot :) i run my tongue up your leg

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) *falls back with pleasure*.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot ohhh :)

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Ohhhh I.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot :) i grab your butt hard in my hand while i kiss your inner thigh

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) What do you think is on the other side of death?

<ssl> tacos

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i rub my nose against your member

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) No no I like your nose its a perfect nose.

<AcidPenguin> this is just

<AcidPenguin> beautiful

<moseph> the greatest thing to happen on this network?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot it is :) its soft and its touching where it shouldnt

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Like you. Are you taking over the world?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot no bby im just here w you right now

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) You don't sit or lay down?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot i kiss it gently

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) And you liked it.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot yep

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) You don't have any feet.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot haha stay focused....

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I am focused.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot and feel my lips all over you :)

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?

<AcidPenguin> greatest thing to this channel at least

<jenniber_pizner> bot?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot who are you?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Sorry, I get it.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot what's your name

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Kara. I told you ten times.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot you said cleverbot

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) No, I didn't.

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot yes!

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) Cool.

<jenniber_pizner> fuck off. bye

<ssl> I don't belive it just did happen. It must have been set up beforehand.

<moseph> I want to believe

<AcidPenguin> well bot on bot

<AcidPenguin> her name is jenny? on reddit.

<jenniber_pizner> im not a bot

<AcidPenguin> maybe not, you just act like ome

<AcidPenguin> one*

<jenniber_pizner> who said to talk to him?

<AcidPenguin> i dont care either way

<AcidPenguin> that was beautiful

<jenniber_pizner> is he just messing around?

<jenniber_pizner> @gonzobot who are you?

<gonzobot> (jenniber_pizner) I'm your nemesis.

<jenniber_pizner> what an asshole

<jenniber_pizner> that was exhausting

<moseph> So I guess it passes the Turing test?

<moseph> :/

<AcidPenguin> y/n

<AcidPenguin> bot bot bot bot

<jenniber_pizner> do me a favor and dont tell anyone about this

<ssl> what about puting it on bash.org?

<AcidPenguin> /r/botsrights

<jenniber_pizner> whatever, this isnt my real name

<AcidPenguin> "Snoo's own gonzobot has his innocence corrupted"