It's been ages since the last Macaroni and Cheese Kumite, but I needed to start training again, so thank you very much for the training materials you have graciously provided.

I currently hold the following Macaroni and Cheese Kumite world records:

Fastest box of Macaroni and Cheese consumed: 12 seconds* Number of Macaroni and Cheese boxes KO'd in one meal: 48** Number of times arrested while trying to sexually encounter a particularly delicious looking vat of Macaroni and Cheese: 1.5***

*I didn't even cook the box, this was a major mistake. My stomach churned it all together and I had the weirdest bathroom visits.

**We're talking 48 family-size Stouffer Macaroni and Cheese entree's here. Earl von Stouffer, the current wielder of the golden recipe cards at Stouffer enterprises, was in attendance. Paramedics had to rush him to the hospital because he couldn't take the violence that I joyously rained upon his delicious dinner boxes.

***1.5 because I got away.

PS: The picture is of my Papillon, Mabel. She is behind the box because your gift has replaced her in my life for the time being. Look at those forlorn eyes. She furtively agrees that it was a good gift, but only because she may get some that I drop while shaking from the spike in my blood sugar during consumption.