Everyone who's ever owned a cat will know that you don't really own a cat, you have just agreed to live with it. It will not pay rent. It will bring you dead animals as payment instead, it will only let you interact with it on its terms. It is in some ways, a terrible, terrible pet, but they have total independence and lots of people respect that.

Science has proven that your cat ignores you through choice, not because it simply doesn't understand you.

A study by researchers in Japan decided to investigate how well domestic cats could discriminate between different human words.

The experiment involved measuring whether the cats reacted to their names when they were spoken among a string of other random nouns. The same test was then carried out with the words being spoken by a stranger, rather than by the cats' owners.

Scientists discovered that the pets showed responses that would indicate recognition, such as pricking up their ears or moving their heads, although rarely showed any more excitement, such as moving their tails or making noise.

A cat 'rarely showing any excitement'? This is very on brand for a cat.

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The experts said it was "reasonable" to believe cats would react to their own names as they might associate it with rewards, such as food or play, or with "punishments", such as having a bath or going to the vets. But whether cats care is another matter.

It's doubtful science was needed to prove this. A dog is excited when you return home from a day at work, a cat simply looks at you with vague annoyance.

John Bradshaw, an expert on human-animal interactions from the University of Bristol, told The Times: "Cats are just as good as dogs at learning - they're just not as keen to show their owners what they've learnt."

Atsuko Saito, from Sophia University in Tokyo and the author of the report - which was published in the journal Scientific Reports, said the study could be used to help improve cats' quality of life in the future.

"For example, perhaps we can get cats to learn that dangerous objects or places are referred to by specific utterances," he wrote.

"This work has shed new light on the ability of cats to communicate with humans; further clarifying cats' abilities with respect to cat-human communication will potentially enhance the welfare of both humans and cats."

Speaking of dangerous objects, the most dangerous object in any home for a cat owner is usually the cat itself.