What do we do when we need a last-minute replacement show? A “Followups” episode created entirely from your suggestions and questions! In addition to new segments on Gaming, Stalin, Radiation, and Sports Injuries, we answer Soda Jerk questions, including early Caustic Soda history and the choosing of the name, plus “Fuck, Marry, Kill: The other hosts”!

Pedant note: This counts as “Followups XVII”!

Music: “Shhh…” by The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets

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“Shhh…” Lyrics

I understand that you’re upset

and you have every right to be

It’s obvious to see

I was in the wrong

but I will make it up to you

I’m gonna make it right

If we can put this in the past

and never speak to anyone

about this gaucherie

I will swear to you

that it will not happen again

I’m gonna make it right tonight

No tears

No noise

No calls

No choice

No lock

No key

No third degree

No need to trouble the police

and I can take care of the mess

I know a little place

Let me handle this

Why don’t you go and see the kids?

I’m gonna make it right tonight

No tears

No noise

No calls

No choice

No lock

No key

No third degree

No flight

No flaws

No breaks

No pause

No clues

No trace

No hands

No face

Untold

Unseen

Unphased

Unclean

Unsaid

Unkind

Undead

Unwind

No fuse

No prime

No plans

No time

No push

No shove

No god above

No black no white no source of light

No second chance no end in sight

No flesh no blood no bones no mess

No hate no love no sweet caress

Nothing to see no links no ties

No time for that no long goodbyes

No lies no thanks no secrets

No problem

No way