Gamera has more nonsense kaiju designs than Godzilla, so I find myself criticizing them a lot too (but not that much compared to Ultraman) I'm still pretty annoyed by whatever the fuck they did with Barugon. how did they come up with a lizard that has a long clubbed tongue that can spray ice and spikes that can shoot rainbows? even for a creature that doesnt exist, how would it get all those abilities anyway?



with Godzilla, the weirdest monsters they have are like .. a giant golden dog, a living space plant, a mutant 3 headed dragon, a lizard mole with a big horn, even the big cyborg chicken could work if they explain it as a dead alien carcass that aliens used as a weapon. i'm not saying they have to be realistic, i'd just like the designs and explanations to be somewhat plausible given the world they live in