CZAR: Students complain that our university is not high-tech enough. So I'd like you all to start using text messaging in class.

HOBO: I'm fine with outside of class, but why in class?



BEARD: Yeah, it seems like an arbitrary layer to add between teacher and student.

CZAR: Students these days don't need interpersonal skills. They need to be able to push tiny touchscreen buttons.



HOBO: I'd like a number four--large sized.



