On December 14, 2012, a psychopath walked into a classroom with an assault rifle and two pistols and opened fired on children for no particular reason -- as though there could possibly be one.

A culture that allows this to happen is clearly a culture that needs some help. And thankfully, it would get that help less than one month later. On January 11, 2013, the vice president of the United States of America sat down to tackle this problem, to take the issue head on, to hash out the role that guns have in today's society ... with a bunch of video game designers.

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"Crap. Did I get high before work again? I can't remember; I'm too high."

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Instead of admitting that he got lost on the way to the real conference room, which contained key members of the NRA, child psychologists, and mental health professionals, Biden made like a 10-year-old crashing his bike, and told everybody he "meant to do that."

He seems to think that one of the very first steps in addressing America's plague of school shootings is finally cracking down on our video games. Jesus, could he be any more out of touch? That's like sitting down with television executives to talk about cigarettes.