[Warning: The following post documents a public figure’s crass take on the delicate subject of suicide]

Well.

Well, well, well.

Here we f***ing are. Jesse Frederick Crest, here we are again. Not even “again” but still. The radio home of the Padres has an all-in dedication to giving jobs to outright human debris, and their latest tool looks to fit right in with stablemate and fellow waste of oxygen Dan Sileo.

Kevin Klein, not to be confused with Kevin Kline, is the new morning chucklehead on 97.3 THE MACHINE, and his show was introduced in the most despicable fashion. Nothing like making light of a leading cause of death among Americans, especially those who have served in the Armed Forces, to let people know what you’ll be bringing to their breakfast tables.

Suicide jokes are hilarious*



*GTF out of here you clown. pic.twitter.com/pqrjnN5AGz — Gavin (@CT2SD) March 27, 2018

I love me some Jesse, and Uncle Teddy is a part of me, but I won’t hear either of their soothing voices until some s**t seriously changes.