*over summer break*

Ravenclaw Student: Did I ever tell you guys I found a knife in my parents’ room…like a full on hunting

Hufflepuff Student: Did they do any furniture instillation?

Ravenclaw: Nope

Hufflepuff: um…kinky stuff?

Slytherin Student: kinky stuff With a knife? Jesus Christ

Hufflepuff: I’m trying to think of reasons other than murder SLYTHERIN

Slytherin: M U R D E R

Ravenclaw: Maybe SELF DEFENSE YOU STUPID HUMANS