Rarity: Hnnnngg.... Spiiiiiike my perfect figure is gone and I simply can't stop eating! It's absolutely awful!

Spike: Ehehe, it's alright you still look amazing to me.

Rarity: Oh please don't even go there. I know you're just saying that.

Spike: N-no I'm not!

Rarity: Yes you are!

Spike: Fine, so what do you want me to say? Gee Rarity you sure have been looking pretty pudgy lately

Rarity: How could you say that Spike D:

Spike: I just can't win can I?