He is a Doctor

Before you go nuts on me, no, I'm not Doctor Who fan and this is not going to be a thing. I just sometimes watch it when it's there, and I live in England now so...



Anyway, this comes from me watching the first episode with the 11th Doctor with my housemate Matt, and I misheard Matt when he said Amy Pond was getting married as her being pregnant. I then wondered out loud if the Doctor knew how to deliver a human baby, and one thing lead to another and...well, here you go.