i'm so far from being a girly girl and it's kind of a hot joke around my family. my husband especially likes to tease me about being a smelly hippie. to be fair, i think of myself as more of a "smelly bohemian".

when i opened up my secret santa package to find a very pretty and fancy smelling gift set of cherry blossomy accoutrements, the above referenced husband muttered something about "you don't even know what to do with that."

OH YEAH?? OH YEAH??? (hey reddit, am i doing it right?)

also in my box were chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies. it seemed like there were some other assorted types of cookies, but they didn't make it through shipping. (i've set them aside and will see if later i can smoosh them back together.)

about those cookies, my husband could only remark, "i can't believe you're eating a cookie from a stranger."

to which i replied:

DUDE, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THESE COOKIES ARE DELICIOUS AND I SMELL LIKE A LADY!