I had always wanted to be a train as well but after years of searching for the same answer you have been looking for I realized found that the kinky way to Become a train is several complex and dangerous surgeries, involving the mutation of nearly all of your stem cells. These surgeries alternate your stem cells and turn them into train components. Unfortantely these surgeries dont come without a huge risk. They often don't work and the pacient often dies. I was the first and only survivor of these surgeries, and even I now regret my decision to become a train. I am often neglected and treated as if I am utterly unimportant. I advise you notto become one of us. I won't Ben tell you the name of my surgeon so you aren't tempted. I am sorry I cold not be of any use.