As I was leaving home for work, I saw a package hanging from the mailbox and I knew what it was. I was filled with extreme anticipation and excitement, I could not wait to get to work and open up my gift.

I ripped open the packaging and pulled out a nicely wrapped present, opened it up to this... a Beautiful, homemade, knitted reddit scarf! Attached with this card that made me crack up!.. (Keep in Mind Im in Topeka, KS.... yeeaaaaa.)

"Fellow Redditor, Here is hoping your holiday is filled with delicious food, welcoming fries and warm wookies. All I really know about Kansas is that you've got the Westboro Baptist Church there, so throw on your gift, march proudly down the street to their (Indoctrination camps crossed out), homes and wave a "God hates the enterprise" sign. Jesus will thank you later."

When I opened this gift, I kid you not I giggled like a little school girl. This is the most thoughtful gift I have ever received! It is super warm, and PERFECT length and the Reddit Alien just tops it off. I really appreciate it!

Thank you so so SO SOOOO Much, beccaface! I LOVE IT!