Author's Notes: I just finished watching Volume 1 of RWBY, and I couldn't resist making a fanfiction series. Please enjoy.

It was a peaceful night in Beacon Academy, and the members of Team RWBY were sitting in their room, sleeping..

Well.. sleeping? Ehm.. Not really, of course :P. Ruby Rose wasn't sleeping at all, she was busy reading a book. And man, she found it hilarious! She giggled all night long, not knowing that she annoyed others..

"Could you please shut up?" Weiss Schnee asked after waking up from Ruby's giggling.

"Oh Hi, Weiss! How are you doing?" Ruby Rose asked.

"I was doing fine, until I got woken up by some strange noises.." Weiss said. Weiss went out of her bed, and she headed towards Ruby Rose.

"Do you want to read with me? I would really, really like it, Weiss!" Ruby said.

"What's so funny?" Weiss asked.

"This book! It's sooooo hilarious!" Ruby said.

"Give it to me." Weiss demanded. Ruby gave her book to Weiss, and Weiss started reading it. Weiss didn't laugh at all.

"I don't even understand what these words mean.. I really don't." Weiss said.

"Aw, that's doesn't matter." Ruby said.

"Do you mind if I keep this book with me.. for a while?" Weiss asked Ruby.

"Sure!" Ruby said, and she went back to bed.

"Sleep tight, Weiss." Ruby said.

"You too, Ruby." Weiss said.

The next day..

"Good morning, Team!" Ruby said.

"Good morning!" Yang said.

"Morning." Blake said.

"Weiss? Are you there?" Ruby asked. Weiss didn't respond.

"Weiss?" Yang asked. Weiss was lying in her bed, with a blanket covering her body. Yang grabbed the blanket, threw it on the ground, and she looked at Weiss. Weiss was lying on her bed, staring at the ceiling. Her eyes were opened, and she was shivering. Her eyes were bloodshot red.

"Weiss? Are you alright?" Ruby asked. Weiss didn't respond.

"Weiss?" Yang asked.

"W-what?" Weiss said, and she stood up.

"Are you alright? You look very, very tired." Ruby said.

"I'm okay, I just haven't slept well.." Weiss said.

"How?" Yang asked.

"I was reading Ruby's book. I read it multiple times, and I tried my very best to find the meaning of it. I just want some laughs, y'know?" Weiss said.

"Well, Weiss, the truth is.." Ruby said.

"SHUT UP! DON'T INTERRUPT MY THINKING PROCESS!" Weiss said. Ruby stared shocked at Weiss.

"Sorry. I'm not mad at you, I'm just tired." Weiss said, and she sleepwalked on her way to classes. Blake, Yang and Ruby followed Weiss on her way to classes. Weiss yawned. During Grimm Studies class, Weiss didn't listen at all, and she fell asleep multiple times.

"Wake up, Weiss." Professor Peter Port said for the third time. Weiss woke up again.

"Yes, prof?" Weiss asked with a tired voice.

"Focus on the lessons. Is there something on your mind, Miss Schnee?" Peter Port asked.

"Y-Yes. It's a book that I read yesterday. I can't get it out of my mind, and I won't rest till I find the fun of it.." Weiss said.

"Ehm.. Weiss.." Ruby said.

"SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UP!" Weiss said. The classes continued.

Later, in the cantina..

Team RWBY was sitting in the cantina, and Weiss was still thinking about Ruby's book. She was so tired, that she fell asleep again. She fell asleep, and she landed her with her face in her bowl of soup. Weiss woke up immediately.

"IT BURNS!" Weiss screamed. And before she knew it, she got herself a free trip to the hospital, with some pretty bad burns on her face. After a few hours, she left the hospital, and she was allowed to go back to her room, where she continued reading the book. However, she ended up getting so tired, that she couldn't even talk anymore. She fell asleep.

The next day..

Weiss woke up, feeling completely refreshed.

"Hi Weiss. Feeling any better? You slept for 14 hours straight." Ruby said.

"Yes, I'm totally awake. Here, here's your book back." Weiss said, and she gave Ruby's book back to Ruby.

"Thanks, Weiss. I hope you enjoyed it." Ruby said.

"Not really. What is the meaning of that book?" Weiss asked.

"Nothing at all!" Ruby said.

"Nothing at all?" Weiss asked.

"Nope! Only I understand the book! I wrote it myself!" Ruby said.

"You. did. what?" Weiss asked.

"I wrote it myself." Ruby said. Weiss felt her blood boiling.

"That's it. COME HERE, YOU LITTLE RAT!" Weiss shouted, and she walked towards Ruby in a threatening way.

"YANG! BLAKE! HELP MEEEEE!" Ruby shouted, and she ran away.