The greatest story in the history of hockey continues. I am so excited to share this I am about to puke rainbows all over the keyboard.

Our brother from another blogger, Kyle Mace of SHOE, shared this photo from Hershey, Pennsylvania. It’s the sequel to CROCHKIN, the legendary Sidney Crosby/Alex Ovechkin Frankenstein shirsey.

Ladies and germs: presenting OVESBY!

Is everyone freaking out or is it just me?

OVESBY has everything you loved about the original: inhuman amounts of wtfery, numerous stitching concerns, and Metropolitan division incest. And this time the numbers make even less sense. It is perfection.

OVESBY answers all the questions raised in the first installment of the series. Actually there were only two questions:

What the $#&*? What happened to the other half?

We now know the answer to that second one: It was here all along, waiting to blow your mind. The first question is still left unanswered, and it’s burrowing into my brain like a Ceti eel.

P.S. Go read Sweetest Hockey on Earth.