You’ll remember, from November’s zombie invasion, the magnitude to which the Los Angeles Police Department’s northeast division makes cheesy PSA clips. But it appears now that the LAPD has outdone has found a way to top itself.

In the unit’s latest public service announcement, the LAPD elects for the Kiefer Sutherland route, revamping Fox’s 24 into a five-minute explanation of why you should hide your things.

It involves security cameras, pirate-hosted hostage settings, and a tiger. Does anybody know if these guys are actually on the force?

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