For years before I ever got into this whole cocktail thing, I worked in the sort of places that served beer and shots, had jukeboxes and ashtrays, sported video poker machines,and usually involved kicking a few people out over the course of every night.

I have, like any bartender who’s done this sort of work, a ton of stories about times I’ve kicked people out. A lot of them are kind of sad, a few of them are really scary, but most of them are pretty hilarious. Here’s one of my favorites that I shot for my friends over at Small Screen Network.

I hope you enjoy it. I had a great time telling it.