Yesterday, louie the dog turned five, as the internet would say, IRL. We, meaning Fiona and Arthur, adopted him in 2011. He was our first dog, not only together but period. He’s the alpha dog, in the sense of being first - and only that sense. To be honest, he’s barely a dog. He behaves more like a cat most of the time. He likes being high up, either on a couch back or bed or anyplace he can stare out a window. He’s barked 4 times. Ever. He likes to express himself through a series of stares, winks, and sighs. That’s the reason, I suspect, why he gained so much character; he let’s you do a lot interpreting of his actions without being abrasive or intrusive.





One time, I killed a guy and he didn’t tell anybody. He’s really cool when it come to shit like that.