It sucks being a kid. You can’t drink, you can’t drive, you have to wait for porn to magically show up in the woods, and everyone’s trying to tell you what movies you can or can’t watch.

Sony understands this plight and now offers “clean versions” of certain titles from their catalog so kids with prude parents no longer have to miss out on what would be their favorite movies, stuff like Inferno and Moneyball.

Here is the list of films offers so far:

50 First Dates

Battle Of The Year

Big Daddy

Captain Phillips

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Easy A

Elysium

Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters II

Goosebumps

Grown Ups

Grown Ups 2

Hancock

Inferno

Moneyball

Pixels

Spider-Man

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 3

The Amazing Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Step Brothers

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

White House Down

You don’t have to pay more than normal to get these gems, either. Just purchase the film digitally at iTunes, FandangoNOW, or VUDU and the clean version comes as an option. And if you don’t take that option, you are a damned heretic and your homeschooled kids will never know moral happiness. Good day, sir.