Dick's Sporting Goods recently stated that they will no longer sell "assault-style rifles," according to a CNN report. Management also said that they expected to get backlash but instead, received flowers.

Awww...how sweet!

If you're going to cave into pressure like this, I'd like to recommend a name change: perhaps Clit's Sporting Goods would be better suited for your new corporate ethos?

What's funny, though, is that they're not going to stop selling firearms altogether -- they just won't sell AR15s or AK47-style rifles.

Seriously, WTF!?

That's like saying banging a prostitute with a condom on doesn't constitute fornication. Umm...okay.

If you're gonna go liberal, be all the way liberal -- don't dip your toes on both sides of the fence.

Like I said, welcome to Clit's Sporting Goods...