The bizarre, occasionally amusing and ultimately pathetic week-long war of words between Sean Hannity and Jimmy Kimmel took another weird turn Monday night when Hannity accepted Kimmel’s apology — and then put his dukes right back up.

During the closing moments of his Fox News program, Hannity admitted that, as much as he “really does enjoy a good fight,” he agreed with his sparring partner that it was “time to move on.”

Psych! … Only moments later, he came off like he was just itching for more action.

“Jimmy, if you do want to start up again, I promise I will punch back even harder,” tough-guy Hannity said. “And my producer spent all weekend compiling a lot of your highlights, or lowlights, in your career. They don’t make you look too good. Instead of airing them, we will put them in storage and we have more important pressing issues like what’s happening in Syria and gassing of women and children.”

Someone needs to get this blowhard together with Conor McGregor.

We’re not going to rehash all the low-brow, tit-for-tat exchanges between Hannity and ABC’s late-night jokester. (You can learn how it all started here.) Just know that Kimmel called for a cease-fire over the weekend with a statement on Twitter:

“While I admit I did have fun with our back and forth, after some thought, I realize that the level of vitriol from all sides (mine and me included) does nothing good for anyone and, in fact, is harmful to our country,” Kimmel wrote. “Even in 2018, the vile attacks against my wife and wishes for death on my infant son are shocking, and I encourage those who made them to give their words and actions thought. I, too, will give my words more thought and recognize my role in inciting their hatefulness.”

Kimmel also addressed the backlash he received for resorting to homophobic jokes at Hannity’s expense. (Among other things, he said Donald Trump’s election victory had given Hannity a relentless erection).

“By lampooning Sean Hannity’s deference to the president, I most certainly did not intend to belittle or upset members of the gay community, and to those who took offense, I apologize,” Kimmel said.

As for Kimmel’s jabs about Melania Trump’s accent that angered Hannity – and ignited the squabble in the first place — Kimmel said: “I will take Sean Hannity at his word that he was genuinely offended by what I believed and still believe to be a harmless and silly aside referencing our first lady’s accent. Mrs. Trump almost certainly has enough to worry about without being used as a prop to increase TV ratings.”

But Hannity — surprise! — wasn’t in such a forgiving mood.

Sitting in front of a graphic that read “Kimmel Backs Down,” (Oh, how classy), he suggested that ABC had forced Kimmel to deliver his act of contrition, saying the statement sounded like “more of a forced Disney corporate apology directed more towards the LGBTQ community rather than about Kimmel’s comments about the first lady.”

At no point did Hannity actually apologize for his role in the feud, which included lots of name-calling (“ass-clown,” “pervert,” “Harvey Weinstein Jr.” etc.), huffing and puffing and tough-guy role play.

Then again, Hannity did invite his rival to come on his show for a civil debate on the issues Kimmel cares about, including health care.

“I promise no name calling, no anger, no rehashing of the Twitter fight,” he said.

Ha. We’re not holding our breath.