There’s an iceberg on the Ocean of Austerity

It’s easy to see, a white lump on the sea

A big fat block in the shape of a cock

But we all know we’re going to get shafted

Captain Cameron smiles and says it’s alright

Just close your eyes and turn out the light

The Bullingdon Boys will steer you right

Then they light up a joint and get blasted

Gideon giggles as he stands at the wheel

Boris staggers in and cops a feel

While IDS waits in a corner to steal

The money for which you have grafted

With Gove in charge of manning the oars

We drifted backwards way off course

And hit the iceberg with so much force

The country was ruined for years after

They crash and they blame the welfare state

And fill the media with bile and hate

And tell us to swallow the shit on our plate

To the sound of their arrogant laughter

Now I’m almost at the end of my story

It just shows that you can’t trust a Tory

They’re out for themselves and for the glory

And the poor will always get shafted