Alright children, Time for a story. There I sat one afternoon, glued to my computer screen. When suddenly there came a knock at my door. "Who could that be at this perfectly reasonable time of the day?" I thought to my self. Cautiously I approached and opened the door to find my local postal delivery person with box. "Here you go." she said, & I thanked her and took the package sealed with copious amounts of the silver substance called "Duct Tape." My mortal foe as my scissors were nowhere to be found, then a thought occurred. With my pink Exacto knife in hand I opened the package that contained a card that indicated the gift was from my "Secret Satan" and they wished me Happy Redditing. In side was a knife one could put through their head with out harm, a large blob of Spiders web a family of rats, the eldest ready to be eaten, a being from beyond the stars that glows in the dark, a snake also intended to be eaten, the blood of a human and of the undead,and the terrifying head of one of the undead I can only assume that this is where the undead blood came from, and the severed finger of a witch. After seeing all of this I could only stare and say "Awesome! Thank you, TaraMcCloseoff, for these wonderful gifts"

Happy Halloween!