“Thou shalt not photograph awesomeness on a Catholic school campus.” Maybe if that were the 11th commandment, Valerie Dodds of Lincoln, Nebraska would have been spared some trouble with the po-po — not that we’re complaining. This up-and-comer got written up for trespassing and walking around without clothes after returning to her alma mater, Pius X High School, and unleashing an epic shoot.

Check out the 9 Valerie Dodds pictures below and see why the Lincoln Police Department probably had to think long and hard before giving her a citation.

Among her shots was a tastefully done pic on the football field. Another one was shot in front of the school’s religious motto. As you can see below, there are others of her standing outside the school — in the middle of the day, mind you — in just her pasties.

She claims that the shoot was inspired by all of the high school haters that mocked her and laughed at her for creating a website for adults. As she becomes famous worldwide, she’s the one who’s laughing now.

Here are the 9 sizzlings shots. Be sure to click “Next” to cycle all the way through because we saved the uncensored one for the end!