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Previous job experience:2005 - 2009Couch WarmerSat on friends couch and surfed the Internet on my laptop.DUTIES:polished bongswashed dishesedited WikipediaPlayed Team Fortress 2refilled bongsbuilt multi-national corporation from scratch, overnight, then dissolved it when patent lawsuit arrived from East Texas.2000 - 2005Hobo1999 - 2000CEOGreatEntertainmentPlaceToBuyEntertaining.comOwner, founder, marketing chief for startup Web siteDUTIES:Smoked lots of bongloadsRaised $25 million from Dirt HillRaised Series B of $560 million from Koal Slaw Ventures1993 - 1999Boot BlackSF Market StreetDUTIESPolished bootsSeeking bongificationADO, .net C# C++ Java Java Java Java Java Java ruby java python perl bong java perl {LISP} haskell erlang amazon web services cloud sysadmin bonging donging bond HVAC HPVC