23. "Suddenly, I realized Lil' Kim was staring at me over my shoulder. I froze, as if she were a dinosaur from Jurassic Park."

"Still the only time I've ever done pot. I was at an office holiday party and didn't get the lingo, so my boyfriend and I both had special chocolates. Not realizing I'd eaten anything other than a rather bitter-tasting chocolate, I continued enjoying the party. Then suddenly, about an hour later, everything got REALLY weird. Since, as far as I was aware, all I'd had was a few shots, and I've never had a problem handling my liquor, I immediately became paranoid that I was drugged.

I confided my concerns to my boyfriend. He told me I couldn't have been poisoned, because he'd had everything I had, and he felt fine. His trip wouldn't kick in until hours later, when I was finally coming down. In that moment, I was hit with a horrifying realization; this was a conspiracy, and my boyfriend was in on it!

In a sudden panic to get away from him, I said I had to go to the bathroom, where I splashed water on my face and stared at my reflection in the mirror, trying to will myself to get it together. Suddenly, I realized Lil' Kim was staring at me over my shoulder. I froze, as if she were a dinosaur from Jurassic Park, and moving would give away my presence. I have no idea how long I stood there before I realized I was staring at a poster on the back of the bathroom door."

—M Pack