http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqiMGCA4_H8 original song xD

YOU THINK I’M AN IGNORANT FUCKASS

AND YOU’VE BEEN SO MANY PLACES

I GUESS IT MUST BE SO

BUT STILL I CANNOT SEE

IF THE FUCKASS IS REALLY ME

HOW CAN THERE BE SO MUCH THAT YOU DON’T KNOW?

YOU DON’T KNOW …

YOU THINK YOU OWN WHATEVER PLANET YOU LAND ON

ALTERNIA IS JUST A DEAD THING YOU CAN CLAIM (WELL, IT KIND OF IS…)

BUT I KNOW EVERY ROCK AND TROLL AND LUSUS

HAS A LIFE, HAS A SPIRIT, HAS A NAME

YOU THINK THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO ARE PEOPLE

ARE THE PEOPLE WHO LOOK AND THINK LIKE YOU

BUT IF YOU WALK THE FOOTSTEPS OF A DEAD GIRL

YOU’LL LEARN THINGS YOU’LL START TO WISH YOU NEVER KNEW

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A HIPSTER CRYING ALL ALONE

OR ASKED A GRINNING JUGGALO WHY HE’S HIGH?

CAN YOU GLUB WITH ALL THE VOICES OF FLUTHLU?

CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF OUR BLOOD?

CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF OUR BLOOD?



(IT’S NOT EASY.)

DON’T LOOK AT OUR SUN LEST YOU WILL BE BLINDED (UNLESS YOU’RE WEIRD LIKE KANAYA…)

DON’T FLARP WITH SPIDERS ELSE YOU’LL PROBABLY DIE

IF YOU ROLE PLAY WITH THAT CAT GIRL WHO LIKES SHIPPING

THERE’S A CHANCE YOU’LL RUN INTO THAT SWEATY GUY

THE MUSTARD-BLOODED ASSHOLE’S JUST A POSER

BUT THE WHEELCHAIR-BOUND SKYLARK WILL BE YOUR FRIEND

AND WE ARE ALL CONNECTED TO EACH OTHER

IN A DOUBLE REACH-AROUND THAT NEVER ENDS

HOW HIGH CAN THE JUGGALO GET YOU?



IF YOU TURN HIM DOWN, THEN THAT’S OKAY TOO (SERIOUSLY, IT ROTS YOUR THINK PAN)

BUT YOU’LL NEVER HEAR THAT HIPSTER CRYING ALL ALONE

FOR WHETHER WE ARE PINK OR GRAYISH SKINNED



WE NEED TO GLUB WITH ALL THE VOICES OF FLUTHLU

NEED TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF OUR BLOOD



YOU MIGHT COME FROM EARTH BUT STILL



YOU’LL JUST BE FROM EARTH UNTIL

YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF OUR BLOOD



(SO, DO YOU GET IT NOW JADE?)

(I don’t take credit for most of these pictures- Just the shitty iPod taken penciled ones.)