Me: Hey sweet! pizza!



Delivery guy: handle with care.



Me: pays with cash )



Delivery guy : Here! TAKE IT! ( runs away



Me: ( shrugs )



Me: ( opens pizza )



Pizza Piethon: HISSSSSSS



Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH ( drops it and runs )





Family: ?



Me: DONT GO TO THE FRONT DOOR, THERE'S A SNAKE!!!