Woke Up This Mornin’ Posted on January 7th, 2015 by superadmin

CapnPseudo says, “I learned this from my father when I was a kid, and apparently it was something kids sang in his elementary sometime in the early 70’s.”

When I woke up this mornin’,

I looked upon the wall,

the boogies and the bedbugs

were playing a game of ball.

The score was 6 to nothing,

The boogies were ahead,

The bedbugs knocked a homer

and knocked me out of bed

When I woke up this mornin’,

the coffe was so stale,

It tasted like tobac-y juice

‘right outta the garbage pale.

The Indian rubber beefsteak,

The insulated cheese,

the weenies took a flip-flop

and landed in the peas.

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