defilerwyrm:

They need to crack a code that involves complex cryptography and lateral thinking? If only they had someone older than language whose mind outstrips every supercomputer ever built!

They need to settle a dispute between two quarreling parties to get a job done? If only they had a strategist and military commander who could mediate and get them back on track!

They need to get to someone in a hurry before she’s killed? If only there was someone around with wings and the ability to teleport – or barring that, SCAN THE AREA WITH HIS BETTER-THAN SUPERCOMPUTERS TELEPATHIC MIND POWERS!

They need to stop Dean from tromping off on his own? If only they had someone who could literally boop his fucking forehead and knock him out

SHAME THERE’S NO ONE LIKE THAT AROUND HUH