Get to know the UTSA Roadrunners. Three years removed from starting a football program, their team is now stocked with 38 seniors looking to make a statement. This, in the first half of their game against Arizona, counts as a statement:

That's Josiah Monroe, a wide receiver. He is 5'6 and 180 pounds. And he just turned another human being into mush. This is what Roadrunners do: they paint a picture that makes it look like you have a clean road ahead of you, and then it turns out to be a brick wall, and you're on your back in extreme pain.

Go Roadrunners.