New Era revealed the hats NFL draftees will wear when they’re chosen at the upcoming Draft, and this year, it’s all about phrases.

Specifically, each hat has a team-specific phrase on the front and embroidered in the sweatband. So we decided to rank them by how cool the two sayings are combined.

32. Dallas Cowboys

“America’s Team” belongs to another era of Cowboys football. Doesn’t it feel like there are so many other teams who deserve to be “America’s Team” now? Or do we have to claim one franchise is “America’s Team” to begin with? Come up with something new, please.

31. San Francisco 49ers

“Niners” is just the team nickname, not a quirky phrase.

30. Arizona Cardinals

“Cardinals football”? Too bad, because “Rise Up Red Sea” is pretty cool.

29. Jacksonville Jaguars

No “DUUUUVALLLL”?

28. Buffalo Bills

Weird spellings that look like typos bug me, and also it reminds me of Bill Belichick, who happens to coach the Bills’ rivals.

27. Miami Dolphins

We get it! Fins.

26. Philadelphia Eagles

I know I’m rating based on phrases — and these are just okay, and yes I know all about Fly Eagles Fly — but doesn’t it bug you that the Eagles logo is off-center?

25. New York Giants

The Giants probably couldn’t go in another direction here, so they went with the classics.

24. Denver Broncos

Also not terrible, but not great either.

23. New York Jets

F-I-N-E, I guess.

22. Houston Texans

Yeah, we know you’re Texans.

21. Los Angeles Chargers

I don’t need to see the inside. “Super Chargers”? That’s it?

20. Carolina Panthers

They should have reversed it — I’d rather wear a hat with “KEEP POUNDING” on the front.

19. Baltimore Ravens

How about an Edgar Allen Poe reference? I kid. But “Ravens Flock” is just okay.

18. Indianapolis Colts

Twitter was confused by “Colts Forged” last year. We’re still waiting for someone to clear it up.

17. Minnesota Vikings

If I penalized the Eagles for an off-center logo, I have to do the same with the Vikes. But “Defend the North” is so good.

16. Washington Redskins

I can’t decide if the much shorter “HTTR” would have been better or worse. Probably worse.

15. Kansas City Chiefs

Right in the middle, which is around where it’s ranked.

14. Tennessee Titans

I like “Titan Up” because it’s punny.

13. Detroit Lions

“One Pride” is growing on me.

12. Cleveland Browns

I am all for calling Cleveland “The Land.”

11. Cincinnati Bengals

Everyone loves “Who Dey,” right?

10. New Orleans Saints

Pretty much sums it up.

9. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

8. Green Bay Packers

“Titletown U.S.A.” is a top-10 sports phrase.

7. Atlanta Falcons

Two great phrases to choose from.

6. Los Angeles Rams

Today I learned “Mob Squad” is a thing with the Rams.

5. New England Patriots

A hat that says “DO YOUR JOB” is a message to the player being drafted, which is just the most Patriots thing ever.

4. Oakland Raiders

I love that they used “Just win baby.”

3. Pittsburgh Steelers

Simple and to the point.

2. Chicago Bears

I admit I’m probably biased because “Monsters of the Midway” is the perfect sports nickname.

1. Seattle Seahawks

Look at the creativity!!! The use of the “12” flag is perfect and you don’t even need words on the inside to know what’s being said.