Hello Children,

Can you not run good? Do you wanna learn to do other stuff good to? Then you should come to the Tennin Institute for Children Who Can’t Run Good and Wanna Learn to do other stuff Good Too! Our 4-Click course teaches you everything you need to know to be a professional runner and a professional human being…or clone. You will also learn other super cool skills like drawing, making money, how to use cutlery, and drawing.

At the Tennin Institute, we have a vision. Be you an ant or at least three times bigger, we think that everyone should feel smart and important. That’s why students will take part in our exciting medical research projects like infant cloning and Junebug* and go on amazing field trips to fun places like the Hokusai Grid and the exotic Edge of World resort and spa. That’s right kids, you can learn next to a real live waterfall! Hooray!

Of course, the real star is our running class, the easiest and safest this side of New Angeles filled with puzzles and games to help you achieve your personal educational agenda! Our diverse faculty includes Server Management teacher, and former professional running agent**, Tori Hanzo. We provide the bestest resources, awesomest incentives, and even a little free spending cash to make sure that by Click 4, you’ll be running like a pro!

So, if you have always wanted to learn to make your runs really, really, really, really good looking and impress all of your friends, tell your mommies and daddies to send you to the Tennin Institute for Children Who Can’t Run Good and Wanna Learn to do Other Stuff Good Too!

Children are our future, and here at Tennin, we want to make the future perfect!

*Project participation may vary to roles from researcher to test subject depending on performance. **Tori Hanzo’s appearance will be limited to classes where we know she will be able to impact your education.

Legal notice: The Tennin Institute for Children Who Can’t Run Good and Wanna Learn to do Other Stuff Good Too and the Jinteki Corporation are not responsible for long-term injuries received during on-campus activities and remote campus field trips. Running is a dangerous, accident heavy occupation and students and guardians are aware of the risks of undertaking it. The Jinteki Corporation guarantees to return your child (or a likeness thereof) to you after the 4-click course is completed. By attending the Tennin Institute, you accept the terms of use of all on-campus facilities and medical treatments including, but not limited to, direct brain stimulation and electroshock therapy.

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