TateWorm Sat 19-Oct-19 02:28:22

Accidentally hit post.



Anyway he didn't tell me what it was until

I stepped into the kitchen and stood on it.



Apparently mistaking the cous cous for quinoa made him freak out. I hate to think what he was drinking as after my initial "wtf" of the kitchen tile feeling like grains he's spent the rest of the night apologising to me. The container isn't damaged but the entire contents are across the floor (and he still hasn't swept it up).



I've never felt as crazy as telling him things such as "can you sweep up the cous cous before the dog eats it all" or "why is my quinoa all over the floor, oh wait is that the cous cous?"



So my original post was MEANT to be (before I fucked up the posting) about what silly things has your drunk DH/DP done to make you say the weirdest things in response?