Scott Campbell gets a lot of bad tattoo pics sent to him and he usually goes “bo-o-o-oring” and deletes them. This one however, gave him pause. It’s on a woman’s forearm. She just had a baby and is in awe of the miracle so she wanted to get a tattoo to celebrate. She chose a picture of her baby’s tiny hand holding her relatively big finger. Nobody realized how much it looks like a dick until it was way too late. I have provided three solutions to her problem below.

PUT SOME MORE FINGERS ON IT

My Photoshop skills are rusty and it’ll be hard not to make it look like a monkey’s paw but having a baby holding a monkey’s paw won’t get you thrown in prison for the rest of your life where you’ll be killed.

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MAYBE PUT A TORNADO ON IT?

Pretty safe bet for a cover up.

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SPELL IT OUT

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one.

-GAVIN McINNES