*80s synth pop theme*POWER MARE!Her butt is amazing!POWER MARE!Her passion is blazing!POWER MARE!If you are in danger,she is a game changer!POWER MARE!Her beauty is flawless,she punishes the lawless!POWER MARE!Who is this lovely unicorn?Our protection she has sworrrrrrrnnnnn!POWER MAAAAAAAARRRRREEEEEE!I made up a jingle. I wonder if one of her super power is just presenting her supple and shapely behind to the villians, who then fall into a stupor of delight. And after they are paralysed by Raritys feminine charms, she can arrest them and hand them off to the local authorities!The downside of that would be that everyone would react to her bum like that. For who can resist her seductive alabaster curves? I know i never could. Sorry bout your internet by the way, i hope it sorts itself out.