You might wanna sit down for this one. CNN White House reporter Jeremy Diamond apparently had to:

This is fascinating. Five men held by the US at Guantanamo for 13 years are now part of the Taliban team negotiating with US officials in Qatar. They were released as part of a prisoner swap for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl: https://t.co/C5qqhBSfj1 — Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) March 26, 2019

Yes, just fascinating!

Are you fn kidding me? — Who loves ya baby (@notional_ops) March 26, 2019

He’s not fooling us, that’s for damn sure.

Fascinating is the wrong word. — Mean-Deplorable Jay ❌ (@jay6018) March 26, 2019

Fascinating isn’t the word I would use. — Saltine Cracker (@PatriotGames09) March 26, 2019

See, now that’s definitely a more appropriate word for this particular situation.

Hi, who released them? — Razor (@hale_razor) March 26, 2019

Wait, who released them? — So Based ?? (@BasedRVA) March 26, 2019

I wonder who released them… pic.twitter.com/NxQ4l4Pvlw — chubbz (@chubbz_215) March 26, 2019

Let’s see if we can remember …

"Fascinating" is one word for it. I'd go with "infuriating". Obama administration insisted these 5 would not return to leadership positions & their release was not "contrary to US national security". This was obvious BS, but was repeated in credulous reports & "Fact" "Checks" https://t.co/mxzk2WkMhw — Logan Dobson (@LoganDobson) March 26, 2019

Ah, yes. That’s right.

None from the New York Times:

Word count in @nytimes article of "Obama" – 0 Weird. — Razor (@hale_razor) March 26, 2019

All the news that’s fit to print. Unless the New York Times decides it’s fit to bury.

Another non scandal from America's ONLY scandal free administration. — Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln (@cleverhandleguy) March 26, 2019

So many things we have Obama to thank for. — Ed Eidemiller (@EdEidemiller) March 26, 2019

Be sure and give him our best, Jeremy.