Congratulations, sheeple! While you were downloading and ogling leaked nude pictures of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton, Obama went another day without being held accountable for the terrorist attack on our embassy in Benghazi, Libya!

What you called “the Fappening” should have been called “the Nappening.” WAKE UP, AMERICA!

You really think those scores of nude photos of this country’s hottest women – some depicting explicit sex acts – were really leaked by some anonymous hackers exploiting a security glitch in Apple’s iCloud service? If so, you’re a bigger boob than anything Kate Upton has to offer.

This was obviously the work of Obama’s NSA! They’re the only ones with both the capability and motive to hack into sexy celebrities’ personal virtual photo storage spaces and release their contents onto the internet for everyone to see.

What better way to distract America from the anniversary of that preventable tragedy than “leaking” photos of a topless, coyly smiling Victoria Justice pinching her pert nipples on her firm, buoyant tits?

Obama will do anything to make us forget about Benghazi, including overloading our brains and internet traffic with candid photos of Jennifer Lawrence’s supple breasts and Kate Upton’s huge bosom, along with her well-groomed, inviting vagina.

Think about it. It’s been nearly two years since Ambassador Christopher Stevens was killed in an attack on American soil. What better way to distract America from the anniversary of that preventable tragedy than “leaking” photos of a topless, coyly smiling Victoria Justice pinching her pert nipples on her firm, buoyant tits?

I didn’t even know who Victoria Justice was until I saw there were naked photos of her on the web, which compelled me to Google her and find out why she is famous. Multiply that by several million people looking up her Wikipedia page after viewing her glorious, youthful breasts, and you get a country that doesn’t care about holding this president and his administration accountable for its fatal error in judgment and subsequent coverup.

Shame on Obama for hacking those poor women and trying to hide behind their taut, tempting bodies and sultry, seductive poses. Shame on him.

Sincerely,

Tom Ivory