Okay, so there I was. The dumbasses of my group somewhere else still fiddling their thumbs We told you we had a horde of skelletons to- Yeah, yeah, so you say. So there I was shoving up my spear down that monsters yaw and suddenly it found that it couldn't bite nor gobble anymore, so next dangerous thing were those arms, but with a whack and a tack and I cut 'em off with my sword. And as I gave it no time to use it's hands the spear was still logged in it's noggin', but it was sideways now so it could bite again, and next I see that giant maw closin' in on me. So I try to hide behind my shield but a tailswipe sent it flying, so I do the only thing I could and raised my sword in defense point right down the gullet and it was slashed open a sword and an arm deep.





So that's how I made it to Level 5.





And we had to haul his bite-poisoned ass back into the city to find a priestess to work a wonder.





Well~, that's how I met you mother.

