http://kfor.com/2017/08/18/man-accused-of-trying-to-carjack-three-new-mexico-football-players/

Police arrested a suspected carjacker who apparently made a poor choice of potential victims. The players said they saw Martinez hanging around the Loma Linda Community Center football field, but had no idea who he was, according to KOAT. When they walked to their car, one of the players told KOAT Martinez was “acting sketchy as if he was trying to get in.” Several members of the team finally agreed to give him a ride, but said he kept changing his mind about his destination. After the football players finally pulled over in front of a home along Girard SE in Albuquerque, Martinez allegedly pulled out a gun and ordered them out of the car. The men got out, but when they saw Martinez fumble with the gun, one of the players got back in the car and struck him in the face, according to KOAT. The rest of the football players then jumped on Martinez and restrained him until police arrived. According to KOAT, the gun wasn’t real, but Martinez was also carrying a knife and a note reading “Give me the keys to your wip and a nobody get heart. I know where you live so don’t make me kill.”

Commentary by Nacho Mota

Damn. Those ball players beat that vato like a pinata, holmes. They had a fiesta with his face.

But they didn’t have to do him like that. He just wanted the keys to their “wip.” He didn’t want to “heart” anybody. He even said so in his note.

He just needed to give his abuela a ride to the market. To buy some tortillas and frijoles. For his sister’s quinceañera. Then he was going to take their wip back. And watch them run real fast with the ball on TV while he ate his abuela’s bean burritos, ese.

Those ball players don’t have any respect for Mexican-Mexicans. America is really Mexico. The white people stole it from Pancho and Che. Then they renamed it the United States of America. But it’s really Mexico. Everybody knows that.

Mexicans built this country with their bare hands. And they pick all the strawberries the white people don’t know how to pick. Cause they’re lazy and stupid. And racista.

The ball players read his letter and thought this vato was gay. Or undocumented. Because his English wasn’t very good. And he looks gay. But that’s homophobic to judge someone on how they look. Plus, who cares if he’s gay? It’s 2017. Everybody is at least part gay, ese.

He probably dropped out of school before he learned English. And joined a street gang to support his family. Cause he didn’t want to pick berries for white people. And he got tired of being called a beaner.

So he didn’t get a chance to go to college. Like all the mayates do. Just cause their skin is black. And they were slaves like 800 years ago.

This vato isn’t a bad hombre, ese. Those Football-Americans don’t have the right to bounce his head around like a basketball. And practice their jump shot with his cabeza, ese.

Even though his head does kinda look like a brown bowling ball. I know a vato that could throw a strike with his head, holmes.