A story featuring everyone's favorite Hellhound waifu that I originally wrote as a series of greentexts on 4chan's /hhg/ board, which is why the writing might seem a bit stilted compared to my other work. Can you point out all the demonology puns I've hidden in the story? But seriously, please tell me, I lost count.The cover art is by an anonymous poster from 4chan, which I rehosted here If you want to read the greentext version, you can do so here