Twilight: What's going on guys?

Starlight: Something odd is happening.

T: Huh? What?

Sunburst: They are shipping us Twilight.

T: What? Who?

S: The fans.

T: I mean who are they shipping?

S: Me and you.

T: What? That's stupid! You and Starlight are cute pair.

They both blushed.

S: That's very sweet of you Twilight, but that huge poster over there is saying otherwise.

T: What huge pos- PINKIE!

Pinkie: Not this time, Twilight.

T: What? Then who?

S: Trixie.

T: Trixie?

S: I'll go talk to her.

T: Why she would do that in the first place?

S: Oh. She is jealous and possessive and... she's shipping me with her, so... there you are. I'll back in an hour.

T: Yeah. That would explain what... Wait! What? And I'm not dating Sunburst! We are just antique buddies!

P: Can't deny that about ponies loving old stuff.

T: Pinkie!