Earthling, we do not understand why you do not shower with your mate more often. H20 is a precious commodity. Nothing can survive without it. Some places on Earth do not have much water; while some Earthlings take large baths, living it large. Wasting water is foolish. Please do not let us catch you doing this at night or we will abduct you.

If you must take shower, please arrange to do it with your mate. You will kill two birds with one stone: Save water and have sex. The only danger to this idea is that must restrain yourself from taking too many showers just so that you have sex in water.

If you do not have a mate then please do not have sex with yourself because that wastes more water. Make sure you take the shower quickly and efficiently. No rubber duckies for play either.

Earthling, you could also make this as part of your green date by turning off the lights during your shower experience (see UFO Recession Tip # 50: Turn Off Light and Have Fun). We have given you some great free ideas here without expectation of being paid as an energy auditor or sex therapist.

Save water, have sex, be romantic, and you will be green like us.

