In today’s society, men have to deal with many unwritten expectations when in a relationship with a woman. One such expectation is to perform cunnilingus on the woman’s whim. However, I’m here to tell you that mindset is a mistake. In fact, men should never perform oral sex.

After you pick your jaws off the ground, hear me out; I realize this goes against everything you’ve heard — but once you review all the evidence, I guarantee you will agree with me.

Ready for you mind to be blown? Here is why a man must avoid cunnilingus at all costs — click “Next” to see all nine reasons: