Adult entertainment company Brazzers have offered a big money contract to ailing quarterback Peyton Manning to have him star in their next pornographic film.

The film (which Brazzers has already revealed will be called ‘Peyton’s Manthing’) is set to feature Peyton playing a washed up porn star who can no longer get the job done. However, with the help of some PEDs and his busty assistant Omaha, Peyton makes a triumphant return and reclaims his status as best male porn star of all time.

Other details of ‘Peyton’s Manthing’ include Peyton having a dorky younger brother who tries to muscle in on his scenes and who often embarrass Peyton by being a much stronger finisher than him.

Broncos General Manager, John Elway, has already given Peyton permission to leave the Broncos and sign on with Brazzers saying ‘One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, I suppose.’



Papa John’s Pizza is said to be pushing Peyton to sign with Brazzers since porn and pizza make such natural bedfellows.