Washington DC – Even while the specter of impeachment hangs over the White House, President Trump is on the attack. Today he called 16-year-old Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg “a 4.”

It’s getting colder. September people! Climate warming is a hoax by socialists and China. Greta, no one will ever listen to your scrunchy face. You’re a 4. And people don’t listen to 4s. #MAGA

Many analysts see Trump’s ranking Greta Thunberg as a 4 on the 1-10 attractability scale as a way to deflect attention away from his newest scandal.

Professor Andrew Canard teaches Political Science at Miskatonic University. “The President is facing impeachment over asking Ukraine to look into Joe Biden and his son, Hunter Biden,” he noted. “What better way to gin up his evangelical base than dangling jail bait in front of them?”

White House officials state President Trump didn’t seek to objectify and or shame Ms. Thunberg in the eyes of the world. Rather, they point out September is here and things do get a bit cooler. And wherever Greta lands on the 1-10 hot or not scale is purely subjective. It’s every American’s right to have an opinion on the matter. President Trump was merely stating his.

House Democrats are refusing to take the bait. They are focused on investigating the Ukraine/Trump connection. In fact, Democratic lawmakers signed a pledge stating they will not respond to anything stupid President Trump has to say unless it has something directly to do with impeachment.

Meanwhile, a recent poll shows Americans are getting tired of Donald Trump’s reality show. Many are trying to change the station.

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