Parents everywhere are laughing derisively at a clueless new mother who has already proclaimed that her newborn will never order of the kids' menu — because it would offend her 'foodie' sensibilities.

The unidentified mother was caught posting about her baby on Facebook, where she shared her excitement that the little guy would be eating solid foods soon.

But while he is barely out of the womb, she's already made up her mind that the poor kid won't get to eat things like chicken fingers or macaroni in cheese — which has other moms chuckling over the fact that she clearly has no idea what she's in for.

If you say so... An unidentified mother wrote on Facebook that her baby would never eat of the kids' menu

Relax: The self-proclaimed 'pretentious foodie' wrote that she hates that 'those things even exist'

The Sanctimommy Facebook page scared a screengrab of the anonymous woman's original post, blurring out her name.

'So excited for [redacted] to start solids next month,' she wrote, indicating that her kids is likely about three or four months old. 'Also being the somewhat pretentious foodie I am, he sure as hell will not be a "kids menu" kind of child Kind of hate those things even exist.'

It was immediately clear to the rest of Sanctimommy's subscribers, as well as the people over at Scary Mommy, that this woman does not yet have a clear understanding of children.

'I can't wait until she has to order, through bitter tears, macaroni and cheese with a side of macaroni and cheese because that's literally the only thing her kid will eat, anywhere. It will be glorious,' wrote a mom named Lana Cosby-Jones.

'Get ready to join the buttered noodle club Karen,' quipped Julie Cocomise.

OK, lady... Other parents on the Sanctimommy Facebook page have mocked her

Not so easy: They've pointed out that getting your kids to eat anything besides chicken nuggets is easier said than done

It gets worse: Kids have also been known to eat some pretty gross stuff off the floor

'So you can throw away 90% of the $35 coq-au-vin instead of the $4.99 chicken fingers? Go, you!' snarked Lisa Carneal.

'Oh bless her heart, she just cursed herself to a life of ketchup as a food group,' added Sara Warren.

'We love to bring our kids to new and ethnic restaurants to get exposure to new foods. It’s worked great- they now order chicken nuggets at Japanese restaurants, chicken nuggets at Mexican restaurants and chicken nuggets at Mediterranean restaurants,' Monica Beere chimed in.

Some noted that things might start off strong, but toddlers are a fickle bunch.

'When my daughter was like 7 or 8 months she ate anything I gave her. Avocado, kalamata olives, tabouli. I was like yeah this kid is going to have a great palette. Hahahaha...she's four and lives on pasta with sprinkle cheese and chicken nuggets,' wrote Kerri Labelle.

Give them time: Despite a parent's best intentions, kids are just generally picky eaters

Won't work! They found the woman's stubbornness funny and ridiculous

Others pointed out that her kids could do much worse that 'kids' menu' food — much, much worse.

'My 15 month old would NEVER eat uncivilized "kid's menu" food. He prefers the elegantly aged floor snack of questionable food status,' wrote Mary Ann Barrow.

'Watched the youngest eat a raisin from under the sofa, no idea how long it's been there... Not too sure it was a raisin,' added another mom.

'Pretentious foodie here, kids had chicken nuggets for dinner last night. They eat boogers too,' said Kaylene Cribbs.