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Peter: What's with the superhero costumes? Jason: We're having our own comic-con. The one in San Diego is too far away, so we've decided to hold our own. It'll be just like the real thing! Marcus: Only more fun. Jason: We'll carry bags full of rocks, so our arms will be as tired as they'd be in San Diego. We'll hid all the chairs, so we'll have nowhere to sit and eat lunch, just like in San Diego...We'll hit our feet with hammers so they'll hurt as much as they would in San Diego... Peter: I'm waiting to hear the part that's "more fun". Jason: Hey, Paige, we'll be discussing comic books here ALL WEEK! Paige: AAAA! SOMEONE SHOOT ME!