We'll never stop being amazed at how literally unbelievable some people can be when it comes to Onion stories. Yesterday, America's favorite purveyor of parody tackled stop-and-frisk (not for the first time) with an absolutely hilarious video detailing the raging white hot debate over the NYPD's stop-and-kiss program.

And despite the fact that there is no way anyone could think this was actually a real thing—right? They couldn't really, right?—some people think this is a real thing. Below, you can get a taste of the ensuing Twitter madness and requisite SMH'ing. There are even longer rants on Facebook if you feel like sorting through that wasteland.

Ayooo wtf is a stop and kiss ?????? Cops gotta act gay now smh — Miguel (@AlmostFamous_MV) December 4, 2013

Nypds stop and kiss program? Lol ew — Rafa (@rafax3_) December 4, 2013

Fuck NYPD That "Stop & Kiss Program" Is Gay As Fuck & Out Of Line ! — Eazy Bka Loso (@109OrGetNined) December 4, 2013

Yo WTF they really got a fuckin kiss and stop law — Daezia Mariah (@OverDose_OnLove) December 4, 2013

the stop and kiss police enforcement program cannot be real life — motive (@mariahsuxx) December 4, 2013

lmao wtf is this stop and kiss bullshit — Patty Kopez (@PKopez) December 4, 2013

WTF is this damn " Stop And Kiss Program " in NY that the PD is doing !? SMH — ™• (@alotta_Benni) December 4, 2013

The stop and kiss program in NYC is ridiculous . — Mełanïe (@litehoneyy) December 4, 2013

i dont understand the stop and kiss program..its taking it a little too far — Jen Labass (@Jen_Labas) December 4, 2013

Wtf is wrong with NYD? Ain't no police gone stop me and kiss sh-t! — Darwin (@tupacsnephew) December 4, 2013

Stop and kiss ? NYPD need to chill — #TeamTiana (@tianaaaax33) December 4, 2013

I don't get the whole stop and kiss concept in New York........ — Jessica Robinson (@its_jayare) December 4, 2013

Wtf is up with the NYPD stop and kiss program if they think you look suspicious #SoSketch — Uncle Sal (@salbuey) December 4, 2013

stop and kiss, what the hell, they buggin with that — Ŝтαяяβωσүү (@StarrBwoyyMusic) December 4, 2013

Not everyone was tricked by The Onion's tomfoolery:

Yo I almost thought that stop and kiss thing was real. I was dead vexed — Priceless (@s_da_don) December 4, 2013

Of course, stop-and-kiss sounds exactly like the sort of thing Mayor Bedhead would try to enact, so maybe these people know something we don't.