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00:00 - 00:03 We looked great in spring training and are completely healthy

00:04 - 00:05 We return nearly everyone

00:05 - 00:07 A full season of Miguel Sano and Byron Buxton

00:08 - 00:12 Assuming improvement from for Perkins, Hughes, and Nolasco

00:12 - 00:15 And added the KBL MVP, Byung-Ho Park

00:17 - 00:19 This should lead to more wins

00:19 - 00:21 and a Central Division championship

00:24 - 00:26 Sir

00:27 - 00:28 Mr. Pohlad

00:31 - 00:33 The team hasn't won a baseball game yet

00:34 - 00:36 and is off to the worst start in team history

00:53 - 00:58 Get out if you do not know OPS, Zone Rating, FIP, and WAR

01:13 - 01:15 ZERO WINS IN 6 GAMES

01:15 - 01:17 THE FUCKING PHILLIES HAVE WINS

01:18 - 01:23 You were going to address our weaknesses in the offseason!

01:25 - 01:28 The shitty outfield defense!

01:29 - 01:31 The bullpen still sucks!

01:31 - 01:34 More than 70 strikeouts in 6 games

01:34 - 01:37 with no offense to show for it

01:37 - 01:40 And our starters still pitch to contact!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, Mauer is hitting .400 this year and looks recovered

01:42 - 01:46 MAUER IS BLOCKING SANO FROM PLAYING INFIELD

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, there is plenty of time...

01:48 - 01:52 You can't win the division in April but you can...

01:53 - 01:54 SURE AS HELL LOSE IT

01:56 - 01:57 We have to play .600 baseball to

01:57 - 02:00 have a chance to make the playoffs now

02:00 - 02:03 and somehow salvage this disaster.

02:04 - 02:08 This season was supposed to be our return to glory!

02:08 - 02:13 We have veteran leadership and brought up all of our best young players!

02:14 - 02:16 Yet Trevor Fucking Story

02:17 - 02:21 has outhomered our entire team after 6 games!

02:27 - 02:29 We bench Buxton, Sano, and Rosario

02:30 - 02:34 to try to teach them to not swing at every pitch.

02:34 - 02:36 Including ones over their heads.

02:41 - 02:42 Correa and Seager

02:43 - 02:47 don't have Big League adjustment problems!

02:48 - 02:53 How many times do I need to watch us flail away!

02:54 - 02:56 We did not suck for the past 10 years

02:56 - 02:59 to deal with a shit season and a

03:00 - 03:02 another #1 draft pick that won't develop.

03:04 - 03:07 Don't cry, you they have Grain Belt at Target Field.

03:14 - 03:16 I can bring up Berrios and Burdi

03:19 - 03:23 but then I'm burning service time... for nothing

03:25 - 03:26 and for what?

03:31 - 03:33 Patrick Reusse says this team has no guts.

03:40 - 03:46 I should just bring back Torii Hunter and Nick Punto.

03:46 - 03:49 They battle their tails off.