If given the choice to smell like any world leader, who would you choose? If you said Russian president Vladimir Putin, then 1) we should talk and 2) you're in luck: A cologne inspired by the President has hit the shelves of some of Moscow's most upscale department stores. Called ‘Leaders: Number One‘ (naturally), the scent sells for 6,500 rubles (about $95). The commanding, intimidating black bottle design features Putin's silver profile. The perfumer who came up with Leaders: Number One says it has a warm, inviting, unifying smell, which is weird because those aren't quite the words we'd respond to the name Putin with. Also, our assumption would have been notes of grizzly bear sweat on top of a base of concentrated testosterone and raw meat.

For the real Putin enthusiasts out there (and who isn't one, right?), the cologne is just one of the many branded products you can buy in support of the Russian President (see one very unsanctioned gold Apple Watch with the leader's signature engraved in the side, his 2016 calendar) If this scent and all the Putin-related products are here to help the people connect to the stone-faced leader, we'd suggest the guy sign up for a Snapchat account and cut out the middle men. So who wants to drop some post-holiday gift cards in Moscow? Anyone? Guys?