Never mind the fact that this video, sent by reader Brian, shows Shayne Gostisbehere dropping a very audible “why the fuck not?” when he expected a tripping call against the Maple Leafs on Sunday night, I could watch this all day long just to see him slicing and dipsy-doo-ing that forecheck through a trip and a slip. His skating and puck skills are unnatural and, yes, we should be concerned about the presence of this supernatural being in our midst.

Video after the jump.