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Wait…that can’t be right! Nate has said that he is ONLY a blogger on multiple occasions and is the hardest worker here because he GRINDS out blogs! So why would he not be at his computer around 1 o’clock on a WEDNESDAY dominating the site??? Hmmm! Makes ya think! Nate must be doing something extremely important to not be doing his only “job”, right?!?! Oh, he is! He’s playing air hockey and mingling with the ladies!!! But wait, again…how can Nate not only approve of, but willingly participate in closing down the office for air hockey when he went out of his way to bash people playing video games at HQ (basically the same thing, just less distracting) for ad dollars???!?!?!?!?