Credit: CHIKARA Special

Commentary: Mike Quackenbush & Scott Holladay

1.Missile Assault Man submits the Proletariat Boar of Moldova to a sharpshooter.

2.Frightmare defeated Silver Ant by disqualification, when behind referee Jon Barber’s back, Frightmare removed his mask and made it look like Silver Ant had unmasked him. Unmasking your opponent is an instant disqualification in CHIKARA.

3. Juan Francisco de Coronado retains the Grand Championship against Oleg the Usurper, making Oleg submit to the Coronado Clutch.

Juan had Oleg blinded with powder. During this time, Kobald entered the ring, and while blinded, Oleg hit Kobald with “Off With His Head”, as Kobald had been wanting to try and set himself straight.

4. The Infinite Gauntlet

The Rules are similar to the Royal Rumble. 33 people come in at 88 second intervals. Eliminations occur when a competitor is pinned, submitted, or thrown over the top rope and to the floor where both feet much touch for the elimination to be official. The winner gets a “Golden Opportunity” to be used at any point.

Order of Entry

Officer Bruno Meloni Ice Cream Jr. Razerhawk Delmi Exo Race Jaxon Jaciel Cordoba UltraMantis Black Sloan Caprice Mark Angelosetti Sonny Defarge Sylverhawk Icarus Sumie Sakai Rick Roland Dasher Hatfield Jessica Troy Merlok Hermit Crab Cornelius Crummels Obariyon Donald Kluger Dr. Rod Diamondfire Mick Moretti Lucas Calhoun Cajun Crawdad Ashley Vox Rory Gulak Officer Warren Barksdale Ophidian Jeremy Leary Solo Darling Hallowicked The Whisper

Order of Elimination

1. Officer Bruno Meloni by UltraMantis Black via Cosmic Doom

2. Razerhawk over the top rope and bulldogged on the apron

3. Delmi Exo by Ice Cream Jr. over the top rope

4. Ice Cream Jr. by Ultramantis Black over the top rope

5. UltraMantis Black via Race Jaxon over the top rope

6. Race Jaxon by Jaciel Cordoba (over the top rope)

7. Jaciel Cordoba via schoolboy by Sloan Caprice (thanks to powder to Jaciel from Juan Francisco de Coronado)

8. Rick Roland by Sloan Caprice over the top rope (friendly fire)

9. Sloan Caprice via pinfall by The Throwbacks (3D)

10. Sumie Sakai via pinfall by Merlok (Emerald Flowsion)

11. Dr. Rod Diamondfire via pinfall by Jessica Troy, Cornelius Crummels, and Sonny Defarge

12. Dasher Hatfield via submission by Hermit Crab and Cajun Crawdad

13. Merlok over the top rope by Icarus and Obariyon

14. Mick Moretti over the top rope by Sylverhawk

15. Cornelius Crummela over the top rope by Hermit Crab

16. Donald Kluger via submission by Hermit Crab and Cajun Crawdad

17. Jessica Troy via submission by Hermit Crab and Cajun Crawdad

18. Cajun Crawdad via pinfall by Icarus (reverse STO)

19. Hermit Crab via pinfall by Icarus (reverse STO)

20. Icarus via over the top by Lucas Calhoun

21. Obariyon over the top rope by Hallowicked

22 and 23. A clothesline from Lucas Calhoun sends himself and Jeremy Leary over the top rope and to the floor.

24. Sonny Defarge via pinfall by Mark Angelosetti (Flea Flicker)

25. Ashley Vox over the top rope by Hallowicked

26. Ophidian via pinfall via The Whisper (Cut-Throat Bomb)

27. Officer Warren Barksdale over the top rope by Sylverhawk

28. Rory Gulak over the top rope by Sylverhawk

29. Sylverhawk via submission by The Whisper

30 and 31. Mark Angelosetti and Hallowicked are dropkicked off the apron simultaneously by The Whisper.

32. The Whisper over the top rope by Solo Darling.

Winner: Solo Darling

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