So, Kyle Schwarber can strike out anywhere, is what you’re telling me.

After fanning 75 times in 261 plate appearances in the majors, Schwarber showed up in Iowa and struck out his first three at-bats before singling Monday night. Unless that last at-bat was magic, some kind of epiphany, theeeeeeeee answer for his miserable offensive season, then Schwarber has the same problems in a different location, which isn’t a surprise.

I don’t know if the Cubs and Schwarber know exactly what’s wrong and exactly how to fix it. It clearly had become mental, and probably not a little emotional, along with the mechanical issues that prevented him from giving himself a chance at the plate.

So, the answer might come from anywhere. Maybe even an All-Star nomination. It might make him feel better to know he still has fan support, even if he clearly knows he doesn’t deserve it.

But here’s the thing: Deserve has nothing to do with the All-Star Game. It’s strictly about fans voting for their favorites.

Schwarber is still one of your favorites, right? Yes, of course he is.

And you would do whatever you could to help one of your favorites, right? Yes, of course you would.

Well, then what are you waiting for? This situation screaming for people to help Schwarber, and here’s how:

“Click for Kyle."

You can still vote for Schwarber to get a spot on the All-Star team. True fact. It doesn’t matter that he’s in the minors. He’s on the ballot for the MLB All-Star Game. Trust me, I checked. I went to MLB.com on Tuesday morning, clicked on the vote tab, and bang, there he was, listed with NL outfielders the way he has been all season. So, I voted for him. And you can “Click for Kyle," too.

I guarantee that people have sent Schwarber notes with everything from slump-breaking recipes to voodoo spells like they were channeling their inner Pedro Cerrano. An All-Star vote is more tangible. It registers. You click on Schwarber’s name, fill out the information, hit the submit tab, and voila, you’ve tried to help Schwarber.

You can do that up to five times a day and up to 35 times total. This will take a major rally, people, because voting ends Thursday. Tell your friends to "Click for Kyle," and hurry.

I know what you’re thinking, but I’m not doing this to mock Schwarber. I love the guy. I love the event that Schwarber is. I want to experience that event again and again every game this season and for the next 10 years. If there’s any mocking involved, it’s aimed at MLB for trying to act like this AL-NL game matters when interleague play happens every day. Every. Stinkin’. Day.

It’s simple: Nothing else has worked for Schwarber, and this can’t hurt. It’s not like I’m suggesting sticking him with a syringe full of a steroid to regain his majestic powers. I’m just going digital like all the popular kids.

Let’s say millions of you join the “Click for Kyle’’ movement. Let’s say he begins to pile up votes. Let’s say he moves up the list, and let’s say he hits the top three and wins a spot in the starting lineup. Who knows, maybe Schwarber gets a laugh out of it, and maybe that loosens him up, and maybe it creates a new mental approach that leads to some new, weird motivation that helps him find his stroke on national TV next month, and remember, Schwarber always seems to find his stroke in the biggest televised moments.

Vote early, vote often. It’s the Chicago way. “Click for Kyle.’’ I should start making buttons.