*WWF logo appears on screen. Silence is heard. The arena is dark. We see a single spotlight face up towards the ceiling. The spotlight moves to the wall near the titantron and focuses on a key. It gets wider to reveal the entire Seattle Showdown logo. The crowd goes wild as the lights come on, revealing a beautiful set-up. At the top of the ramp we see two large replicas of the Space Needle set apart from each other far enough to let a superstar through. The ring is set up as normal, with blue sides with the Seattle Showdown logo on them. The centerpiece of the design are the turnbuckles, which are also modeled after the Space Needle, giving the ring a very futuristic look. The Titantron displays the recaps of the events leading up to these matches.*

**Backstage segment:**

*We see Duncan and Ace Clifton talking in back:*

**DG:** May the best man win, aight mate?

**AC:**Agreed brother. Harness your ch’i and you will obtain enlightenment, and, maybe, the win. We shall se-

*Agent Orange runs past and the camera focuses on him. He is jumping around in circles screaming: “ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE!” Ace and Duncan look at each other strangely.*

**DG:** That man needs a,uh,what did you call it? A life mentor?

**AC:** Exactly, my brother. Exactly.

**Chimel:** The following is a triple threat match! *Pop* Introducing first: ACE CLIFTON!

*Ace makes his way down to the ring, looking calm. He gets in the ring and sits, down, meditating.*

**Chimel:** And here’s his opponent, Duncan “The Dingo” Greene!

*Duncan comes out to mostly cheers, and he waves at everyone down the line. He gets in the ring, and gets in Ace’s face. They stare at each other for aa few seconds, then shake each others’ hands.*

**Chimel:** And, finally: Agent Orange!

*Agent Orange comes out, we hear him laughing and he shoots his flamethrowers everywhere in the sky, almost singing a few fans. As he gets in the ring, he trips up a bit, but quickly regains his composure.*

The bell rings and the three men circle each other waiting for one another to make the first move. Ace looks at Duncan and they both nod their heads before they both go in for Agent Orange. Ace wraps up Orange while Duncan kicks his legs and tries to bring him to his knees.Duncan is successful and Ace knees him in the face as he is falling to the ground. The two men stand over Orange before they both begin to stomp him into oblivion. Both men are relentless and it is obvious that they are working together.

They both lift up Orange and they grab him in a double facelock and prepare for a double suplex. They lift Orange high into the air and send him smashing to the canvas. Ace points to the turnbuckle and Duncan nods his head and quickly climbs to the top. Duncan lifts his arms up, trying to get the crowd involved, and then he leaps from the top rope. DINGO DROP! It connects and there is no way Orange is recovering from that.

Duncan quickly gets to his feet and he lifts Orange to his feet and offers him to Ace. This isn’t a triple threat, its a handicap match! Ace Clifton hits the Reincarnation Blues and Orange smashes to the mat, he has been knocked into last week sometime. Ace goes for the cover but Duncan slides him off before he can get the pin. Ace stands up and the two men argue in the middle of the ring for a few seconds.

Matt Stryker: One second they are best friends and now they can’t stop arguing!

Al Snow: Both men clearly want to win the match, but who is going to give in?

Duncan shoves Ace to the ground, angry for thinking that he thought he was going to win the match. Ace quickly gets to his feet and gets into Duncans face, trying to get his point across, but to no avail. Both men want to win the match but neither want to give in to the other. Duncan is the first to get frustrated and he uppercuts Ace to the ground. The friendship ended faster than a burrito in front of John Titan.

Duncan does not make the same mistake as he did in the last match against Ace and he is relentless in his assault against Ace. Stomping, rib kicks, anything and everything that will keep him down. Duncan runs to the ropes and rebounds off the middle rope and attempts a flying cross body. It connects on Ace and Duncan goes for the cover.

1…..

Ace easily kicks out of the move. Duncan quickly jumps to his feet and he lifts Ace up and grabs him in a suplex. He lifts Ace high into the air and Ace comes slamming down to the mat. Duncan goes for the cover again.

1……2….. Ace kicks out again

Al Snow: Ace Clifton is not going to go down that easy.

Duncan slams his fists onto the mat and he gets to his feet, ready to attack Ace yet again, but Agent Orange comes out of nowhere and grabs Duncan around the waist for a German Suplex. Duncan is unable to do anything about it and he crashes hard to the mat. Agent Orange gets to his feet to continue his attack on Duncan, but Ace has already recovered, and he takes out the knee of Orange. Ace goes for the cover on Duncan.

1… Duncan kicks out.

Ace is not phased by the kickout and he quickly gets to his feet. Duncan is stirring and Orange is still struggling on the ground with his knee. Ace gives Duncan a few kicks while he is down before he lifts Duncan to his feet and he irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Ace runs in for a spear to the gut but Duncan has enough wits about him to leap over it and send Ace sprawling into the ringpost. A loud pop is heard as Ace connects his shoulder with the steel and Duncan rolls him up.

1……2……. Agent Orange breaks the pin up!

All three of these men are trying to win the match at all costs. Orange is up and he grabs Ace Clifton to his feet. With a powerful irish whip he sends Ace flying out of the ring who comes down crashing hard to the mat. Duncan is now to his feet and when Orange turns around he is met by a powerful drop kick which sends Orange outside of the ring as well. What’s this? Duncan is going to the top rope. Duncan waits for both men to slowly raise to their feet before he risks life and limb and flies from the top turnbuckle and lands on top of both Ace and Orange, sending all three of them into the barricade.

Duncan is the first to his feet and he goes for Ace. He lifts Ace up and rolls him into the ring. Ace is still completely out of it as Duncan goes to the top rope for his finishing move. He gets to the top and, without thinking, DINGO DROP! It connects, this match is surely over. Duncan goes in for the cover. But what’s this? Someone is leaping over the barricade.

Al Snow: Is that who I think it is?

Matt Stryker: That’s Anthony Pagano! He was recently signed by the WWF!

Anthony slides into the ring and before Duncan can react to it Anthony has started an onslaught of punches. Anthony has the upper hand, OMERTA! That’s Anthony’s finishing move! Duncan is out cold and Anthony slides Ace on top of him.

Al Snow: This is a no DQ match so everything is legal folks!

1……2…….3……ACE CLIFTON WINS!

Winner: Ace Clifton

**Backstage Segment:**

*We see Steven Scott and Officer Payne discussing strategy, when Payne brings up a topic of interest:*

**Payne:** So, you were on Nero’s side the whole time, huh?

**SS:** Yes, Payne. Before our first match, we met outside of the arena and we talked and we agreed that we were best suited as friends, not enemies.

**Payne:** But where was the benefit then? You had no power. You only gained power after…

**SS:** Payne, it isn’t what you think. That would’ve been the first thing I told you when you joined my cause.

**Payne:** I’ll be keeping an eye on you Scott. I may be on your bankroll, but I still represent justice and the law… And Vick’s attack was a crime. A crime I intend to solve.

*Payne and Scott walk off, ready to start their match.*

*[Double M Massacre’s music hits as the lights go down](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OhgzB9ewkc)*

*The three of them run walk out from behind the curtain to a huge pop. Daniels and Alyx are both wearing Seattle Seahawks jerseys with their respective names on them. Daniels panders to the crowd a bit as Bare just stares down at the cage round the ring, eyes full of hatred.*

Double M! Double M! Double M! Double M!

*The crowd chants their name as they walk down the ramp. When Bare get’s in front of the cage he grabs it and shakes it a bit. He hoists himself up and climbs over the cage instead of taking the door inside.*

*Daniels and Alyx look up at Bare as he climbs before they head over to the front row of the crowd. There we see both of their parents are sitting as they give them good luck hugs and kisses.*

*Daniels and Alyx walk in through the door to meet Bare, as he walks past the ref he requests a mic and promptly gets it. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes before speaking.*

Hello Seattle! *huge pop* Whose ready to see me and Mike over here kick some ass?! *another pop* but seriously I have a few words for Steven before our match tonight.

Kick their asses! *clap clap clapclapclap*

*Daniels smiles as his hometown crowd gets behind him.* Now Steven I didn’t have much of a problem with you. You screwed me and Bare but as I’ve said before I get it, it was business. I was just in this to help out my friend. I had no malice held towards you.

*Daniels’ smile quickly turns into a look of seriousness.*

But then you had to go and make it personal between us. You had to bring her into it. Do you remember what you said? Hmm? If not don’t worry I have it ready to be played back for you.

*A video plays showing Steven standing in a bar, holding a pool stick speaking into the camera.*

“Maybe we can get your whore girlfriend a better spot.”

*The video replays this line a few times as Daniels stands in the ring staring at it waiting for it to finish.*

You see Steven, the second you decided you needed to insult her, was the second I decided I needed to end you. Their is no cage, no man, no force of nature that will keep me from getting to you Steven. I will end you, by the end of this match the only kingdom you’ll see, is 2 feet wide and 6 feet deep.

*Daniels hands the mic to Bare and Bare just hands it to the ref.*

*Daniels starts cracking his knuckles in anticipation, waiting for Scott’s music to hit, waiting for his chance at redemption. As he and Bare wait Alyx steps outside of the cage and prepares to watch the carnage from the outside.*

Fuck Steven Scott! *clap clap clapclapclap*

*The chant goes in full force as they all wait for nearly a minute until finally [the bells.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2fz_zBNl80)*

*The Key Arena is engulfed in deep red lights as Steven Scott and Officer Payne head to the ring. The crowd is booing and shouting at the current boss of the WWF and his personal bodyguard.*

And their opponents, at a combined weight of 545 lbs, the team of Officer Payne and Steven Scott!

*Crowd showers the two men with boo’s as the cage lowers on the ring.*

**Striker:** There’s been quite a bit of animosity growing between our new boss and a lot of his employees in the WWF.

**Snow:** I don’t know what their problem is, Matt. The boss is the boss! He’s just doing what he thinks is right for the company!

**Striker:** Steven Scott himself walked right into a match and caused Double M’s loss with his own hands!! It’s corrupt!

**Snow:** The he gave Bare a shot at the WWF title contendership, which he gave up!! I should have been in that battle royal! I would have won it!

**Striker:** Sometimes revenge is the only logical option for a man who’s been wronged. And no you wouldn’t have.. you’re old now.

*Payne and Scott go right in the ring where Double M Massacre is waiting. The referee locks the door behind them.*

**DING DING DING!!!**

The action has already started as Daniels takes down Payne while Bare fires away at Scott. Payne hits Daniels right away with a DDT. Bare throws Scott with an irish whip. Scott rebounds into a Samoan Drop by Bare. Scott crashes to the mat as Bare goes to assist his partner. Payne is getting Daniels to his feet but is stopped from behind by Bare. Daniels kicks the officer in the midsection and as a team, Bare and Daniels hit Payne with a double suplex! Bare and Daniels get up and direct their attention to Scott, who’s just beginning to get back up. Bare irish whips Daniels who irish whips him right back, sending Bare right into Scott for the GORE! *The crowd pops.* Double M Massacre each other and taunt to the audience and celebrate their huge lead.

**Snow:** GORE! GORE! GORE! GOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

Daniels and Bare both decide to climb the cage. Payne rushes and jumps up to stop Bare from reaching the top. He grabs him from behind and throws him back to the mat with a huge German suplex from the top rope. Both men crash down to the mat. Daniels is still climbing and sees that his partner is down. Before he can act, Scott goes right under him and grabs his legs. Scott brings Daniels down to sit on his shoulders. He turns around and drops Daniels to the floor with a FORWARD ELECTRIC CHAIR FACE BUSTER. Scott sits up, laughing. He walks over to Payne and tells him to open the door. Payne gets up to unlock it. He has a key?! Payne unlocks the door and walks towards the announcers table, where his nightstick lays. *The crowd boos with hatred.*

**Striker:** What the hell is he do– How does Payne have a key!? That’s for the officials to have!

**Snow:** Matt, he’s an official of the law! Of course he’s going to have a key to the locks around here! No quite down before you get us both locked up!

Scott, with bloodlust in his eyes, gets Bare to his feet. He picks him up and throws him face first into the steel cage wall. As Payne walks back into the cage with his nightstick, Scott throws Bare, yet again into the same cage wall. He looks at Payne and points to Daniels. Payne nods and starts to walk to Daniels to take a swing at him with his nightstick. Daniels ducks it and hits him with a standing dropkick! Payne gets back to his feet quickly and runs at Daniels, who hits him with the leg lariat. Daniels notices the door and heads straight for it only to be sidelined with a huge big boot from Scott. Alyx Lee screams from the sidelines. Daniels head starts bleeding on the side as it stays sandwiched between Scott’s boot and the cage wall. Scott cackles and turns to see Bare charging at him. Scott is ready for this and lifts him for a flapjack face first into the cage wall.

Payne gets up and drags Daniels to the opposite side of the cage and before slamming the nightstick into his body. Scott claps for his henchman and grabs Bare by the head. I takes Bare’s face and starts grating it across the cold steel of the cage wall. Bare starts yelling in pain as Scott puts both hands on the back of Bare’s head to increase pressure. Scott pulls his head back and slams his face back into the steel of the cage. Blood finally starts to drip from Bare’s forehead and down his face. The moment a drop reaches his lips, they turn almost immediately into a smile. Bare starts laughing and Scott, stunned, starts backing up. Bare grabs the cage wall and starts ramming his face into the steel himself! *The crowd starts to cheer wildly.* His blood starts to leak profusely. Bare turns and looks straight at Scott with his deep crimson mask and maniacal smile.

**Striker:** Scott looks like he’s seen a ghost!! Bare looks completely refreshed again!!

Scott runs and tries to climb the other side of the cage, but Bare runs full speed for a body splash against the wall, sandwiching Scott between him and the cage. He grabs Scott’s head and rubs his face into the cage. Scott starts bleeding too! Bare pulls him back and sets him up for a power bomb, and then drops him right into the corner. Bare finally notices Payne beating on Daniels. He grabs him by the shirt and throws him towards the door and tends to his fallen partner. Alyx Lee reaches in through the doorway to get a hold of Payne’s nightstick and they engage in a tug-of-war for it. Payne is obviously stronger than her and pulls her into the ring with one arm. Alyx doesn’t give up and she slaps him across the face! Payne’s face turns red in anger and he puts Alyx into position for a vertebreaker. With a warrior’s battle cry, he drops her on her head with the 911!! While surveying the booing audience, he kneels next to Alyx’s motionless body with a smirk and pulls her hair to his nose for a sniff. A recovering Daniels sees this and runs straight for Payne kicking him right in the head with a Shining Wizard. The two men take their fight outside of the cage, leaving Bare and Scott in.

Scott notices that Payne’s on the outside and tries to run for the door. He nearly gets through but Bare caught up and dragged him in by the arm. Bare swings Scott around and slaps on the CROSSFACE submission! Scott screams and claws at the mat, he can’t rope break in a cage match. Blood from Bare and Scott are splattering all over the ring. Scott reaches his hand around, for something, anything to help him get out, he grabs something familiar. The nightstick! Scott swings the nightstick wildly and catches Bare right in the face to get out of the hold. Scott stands up and stares at the ringside floor. He shakes his head and turns around. He drags Bare away from the door for punishment.

**Snow:** Scott would have won this match for his team if had just gone down those steps!

**Striker:** It seems that the boss feels he hasn’t done enough punishment to Bare yet.

Meanwhile on the outside, Daniels and Payne are fighting up the entrance ramp. Payne tries for a clothesline, but Daniels ducks and hits him with THE DANIELS SPECIAL on the metal ramp! The *crowd ooo’s and pops* as Payne’s head hits the ramp with a thud. Daniels taunts to the crowd and locks THE LION’S DEN onto Payne. Payne is tapping but there’s nowhere to go! Inside the cage, Scott is having his way with Bare. He sets him up against the cage wall and starts slapping him in the face. The evil CEO laughs and wipes his own face with Bare’s blood. He puts Bare on his shoulders for the SWEET DREAMS, but Bare wiggles out of it! He runs and rebounds off the ropes and before Scott can react, he hits him with another GORE!!!! He goes for the pin!

1….2……3!!!!!!!

**DING DING DING!!!**

**Chimmel: Here are your winners, Double M Massacre!!**

*[Cue Double M Massacre’s music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9OhgzB9ewkc#!). The crowd explodes in cheers as Bare throws Alyx Lee over his shoulder and walks to the ramp to meet Daniels. They hug and raise their arms in victory to the delight of the audience.*

**Striker:** The boss is left laying in a pool of blood! Looks like Double M Massacre has finally got their revenge.

**Snow:** I’m not too sure about that. You know how Steven Scott is. He’s not going to let this defeat last.

**Chimel:** Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Contractual Chaos in a Cell match! *crowd roars* The first competitor to ascend the cell, retrieve the briefcase, and return it to the pedestal on the ramp will be #1 Contender for the WWF Television Title!

Introducing first, weighing in at 240 lbs, from Maui in the Hawaiian Islands…*crowd cheers*…he is the Flyin’ Hawaiian, BIIIIIG KAHUUUUNAAA!!!

*Kahuna is smoking a tightly-rolled blunt. He’s wearing [this shirt](http://www.313merch.com/big_images/purple-urkel.jpg). Fans scream & cheer wildly as he passes them the blunt. He rubs the pedestal for good luck then makes his way to the ring.*

**Chimel:** And next, [*music hits, lights go out*](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_lGklVchk) weighing in at 289 lbs, from San Fransisco, California…*the fans roar*…TAAAAANK!!! *Pyro erupts from the tunnel. Tank angrily stomps toward the ring.*

**Striker:** I’ll bet he’s dying to make up for last week’s humiliation!

**Chimel:** Next up…Tom Ransom.

*Crickets chirp as Tom walks out. A couple fans cough.*

**Snow:** I heard he was released from jail this morning just for this match…

**Chimel:** And next, weighing in at 245 lbs…[*music hits*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR30knJs4Xk)…from Pearl River, New York *fans cheer* TNT!!!

*TNT rubs the pedestal for good luck. He marches to the ring, taking care to ignore the annoying fans along his way.*

**Chimel:** And finally…making his way to the ring, weighing in at 234 lbs…from West Philadelphia, born and raised…*crowd cheers*…he is The Fresher Prince, BILLY D. SMITH!!!

*Smith rubs the pedestal for good luck. He dances joyously down to the ring, where a duo of gorgeous black girls hold the cell door open for him. Once he enters, they close it & lock it.*

**Snow:** Cell is locked. Let’s start this match!

**DING DING DING!!!**

Tom Ransom immediately slides out of the ring. He gets out a cell phone and frantically begins dialing.

**Striker:** Is that a foreign object?!

**Snow:** Remember, there are NO disqualifications.

Smith rushes Kahuna with a big clothesline – but Kahuna counters, german suplexing Smith! Tank and TNT grapple in the ring. Tank body slams him with force!

Ransom is making a mysterious phone call. Tank and Kahuna grapple. Tank delivers a big military press powerslam!

**Snow:** Tank’s got the early momentum. Who is Ransom calling?!

The crowd roars suddenly. At the top of the ramp, a Domino’s Pizza driver has arrived with a large pepperoni pizza. He sprints down the ramp toward Tom Ransom.

**Striker:** You gotta be shittin’ me.

Tank spots Ransom down out of the ring, hanging out in the corner of the cell. The pizza guy is now stuffing the pizza slice-by-slice through the cell wall so Tom can eat it.

**Snow:** Unbelievable. He can’t even wait til after the match for a pizza?

Tank sprints and leaps over the top ropes! He performs a massive suicide dive on Ransom, and both men crash THROUGH the cell wall with force! The pizza guy lays unconcious in a heap of mangled steel.

**Striker:** Oh my god!!! I hope he doesn’t sue us!

Kahuna & Smith are now going at it in the ring. They exchange punches until Kahuna lands a hard spin-kick, toppling Smith to the mat. Now TNT gets up, him & Kahuna exchange punches. Kahuna is forced back into the turnbuckle…he’s dazed. TNT backs up 10 feet, sprints forward and goes for the spear – but Kahuna dodges! TNT’s shoulder rams into the turnbuckle hard.

Kahuna seizes the opportunity to escape the cell. He leaps down & crawls through the hole in the wall by Tank & Ransom. He’s climbing the outside wall of the cell…he gets halfway up…

Tank rises and grabs Kahuna’s leg! He yanks hard, Kahuna loses grip & sails downward **through the spanish announcer’s table!!!** The table is destroyed. Kahuna is bleeding.

Tank’s on his way up…halfway…TNT rises. He jumps down and escapes the cell to pursue Tank. Billy D. Smith is up too, and not far behind. Now Tank’s three-quarters the way up. TNT’s halfway…Smith just starting.

Tank finally ascends the cell and makes it to the top! He walks to the middle where the briefcase is suspended – and he’s got it!!!

**Snow:** Tank has successfully grabbed the briefcase! But can he defend it against four other men on his way to the pedestal?!

**Striker:** How will he get down?!

TNT has reached the top, but as he grabs to pull himself up Billy Smith grabs his leg! TNT shakes frantically. Finally he kicks Smith in the face! Smith recoils but does not fall. TNT finally makes it up…he turns around, stomping at Smith’s fingers. Smith is changing his grip quickly, dodging, dodging…but TNT connects with a big stomp to the hand!! Smith howls in pain and flies off the cell! He comes crashing down onto the hard ramp below, writhing in pain.

Now Tank and TNT face each other on top of the cell. The tension is palpable as they stare each other down…the crowd is absolutely roaring now. Neither man makes a move…they only stare…

Suddenly Tank rushes at TNT for a big spear! TNT tries to dodge but – it connects! TNT is speared off the top of the cell! Tank and TNT fly downward at high speeds. Just as Billy Smith is standing up, a pair of 250-lb men accidentally slam down on him once more from the top of the cell. Smith’s unconscious body is now lying next to Ransom’s. Tank & TNT lay in a heap of human carnage, Tank’s briefcase still clutched in his arms. Both men are bleeding.

**Striker:** The briefcase is down! Now all they have to do is get it up the ramp & on the pedestal!

Every single wrestler is dazed. The first to rise, amazingly, is Big Kahuna. He climbs out of the announcer table debris, and staggers over to Tank. He grabs the briefcase…Tank has enough strength left to fight him. It’s a tug-of-war over the briefcase – Kahuna grabs it!

Now Kahuna is staggering with the briefcase to the top of the ramp. TNT sticks out a leg & trips him! Kahuna falls hard, but continues crawling up the ramp. A quarter of the way there…

TNT is trying to wrestle the briefcase from Kahuna! They toss & turn with it…suddenly TNT collapses from a massive super-kick to the back of the head from Tank! Tank wrestles the briefcase back out of Kahuna’s hands! Halfway there…

Kahuna trips Tank who falls hard. He too begins crawling toward the pedestal…Kahuna reaches for him, but Tank kicks him back hard! Tank’s three-quarters of the way to the pedestal!!!

**Snow:** That’s it, Matt! He’s got this in the b—–WAIT!

The crowd roars. Tank turns just in time to see TNT rush him with a solid steel chair. TNT takes a huge swing – IT CONNECTS! Tank flies backward and drops the briefcase after the massive chair shot. The crowd is beside themselves, a roar of mixed boos & cheers.

**Striker:** I don’t believe it!!!

TNT snatches up the briefcase and quickly arrives at the podium. He places it neatly on the pedestal, and his [entrance theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR30knJs4Xk) begins roaring out of the loudspeakers.

**DING DING DING!!!**

**Chimel:** And here is your winner, the #1 Contender for the WWF Television Title….TNT!!!

The crowd roars. TNT drops the bloody chair and raises his arms in celebration.

Steven Scott, bruised & battered from his cage match, hobbles out to congratulate him. He holds up a microphone.

**Scott:** You just became the #1 Contender TNT. What are you going to do now?

**TNT:** Da fuck you *think* I’m gonna do?!

*TNT bolts for the barricade. He leaps over and begins viciously assaulting nearby fans in the crowd. A small riot breaks out, punches being thrown willy-nilly.*

**Snow:** Ahh, he’s back to his old ways.

*A couple of paramedics rush to the ring with a stretcher. They strap the unconcious pizza boy to it, carrying him out of the ring & to an ambulance.*

**Snow:** And let’s hope the pizza boy’s okay too, Matt.

**Striker:** Meh, he’ll get over it.

**Backstage segment:**

*We see the pizza guy being bandaged up. Tom Ransom drunkenly stumbles by.*

**PG:** YOU IDIOT! I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU

**TR:** Fight me one on one bro. he-hehe-hehehehehehehe

**PG:** I SHOULD SUE THIS COMPANY!

*Steven Scott appears out of nowhere, lightly bandaged himself*

**SS:** Whoa whoa whoa… No need to act rashly. How about, I um… give you the chance to fight in the ring? You wanna have a go at this guy?

*He points at Ransom, who smiles, then throws up everywhere.*

**PG:** Ummm… I’m not sure.

**SS:** Think it over.

**Backstage segment 2:**

*Nero, Titan and Jimmy are all backstage:*

**Nero:** You guys get the plan?

**Jimmy:** Loud and clear.

**Titan:** TACO

*Mason and Ryan walk past them, completely ignoring them.*

**Nero:** How’s it going, future tag team losers?

**Mason:** Fox, did you hear something?

**Fox:** Yeah, sounded like some sort of wind. A weak, pathetic, unattractive wind.

*Nero gets red as the Suicide Dives pass on by. They stop, and look up at Titan.*

**LG:** Hey, big buddy, you want a burrito after tonight?

*Titan nods happily.*

**D-H:** Then how about you let us get that big shiny thing above the ring tonight?

**Titan:** Shiny is mine!

**Jimmy:** You shouldn’t have told him it was shiny. Bad move. He loves the shiny things.

*A red light flashes.*

**Jimmy:** WITCH!

*D-H laughs as he puts away his laser pointer. Jimmy looks at him furiously as they walk away, ready for their match.*

**Chimel:** The following… is a TRIPLE THREAT… *crowd pops* TAG TEAM… *little bit louder now…* LADDER MATCH! *SHOUT!* Introducing first: at a combine weight of 350 lbs., they are THE SUICIDE DIVES!

*[music hits]( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgkGx8A85r0&feature=youtu.be)D-H and Lance come out to a huge pop. They run in looking determined. All along the ramp are set up ladders of all shapes and sizes. They also surround the ring. Lance runs under all of them before jumping in the ring. D-H takes a more direct approach and just gets in the ring. Hanging from above the ring you see the titles, firmly held in place, ripe for the picking..*

**Chimel:** And their opponents… [Music hits]( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQX1VRUiQTM) weighing in at a combined weight of 495 lbs. *he cant be heard at this point.

*Fox and Mason step out to the screams of many ladies. They go up to the ring, Fox stopping at every ladder posing for the ladies in various explicit poses while Mason just flexes. As they step up on the apron, a large amount of fireworks burst from everywhere possible in the arena. The noise is deafening as Mason and Fox spread their arms open and take it all in.*

**Chimel:** And finally: *boos* weighing in at a combined weight of 720 lbs, and accompanied by Jimmy Rustle: THE ROYAL FAMILY! [music hits]( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR1htZ6q084&list=FLqvpoFJeqHdZqxnlDDJxJHg&feature=player_detailpage)

*Golden lights begin to pulsate through the arena as the Royal Family begin to make their way to the ring. Titan lumbers through, accidentally knocking over ladders here and there, hitting fans. Nero just walks with his head held high, ready for the match to begin as he steps into the ring.*

**THE BELL RINGETH**

Chaos: The only word to describe how this match begins. Fox goes after D-H Mason and Lance go after Titan. Nero runs in to help Titan out. Not that he needed it. Titan grabs both Mason and Lance by the throat and slams them to the ground with chokeslams. Nero doubles over with laughter at this. Fox and D-H are trading blows back and forth. Fox hits D-H with a few jabs and kicks, and he goes for a low blow kick, but D-H grabs his leg. D-H pushes him back, and runs at him, jumping up for a calf kick that causes them both to fly out of the ring, slamming into some ladders. Nero and Titan are the only ones left in the ring at this point. Jimmy tosses in a ladder, and Nero catches it and tries to set it up, but D-H is up and he gets on the apron and hits Nero with a springboard dropkick. Titan grabs D-H with a roar and lifts him over his head, letting him fall down on the ladder Jimmy threw in. Titan then begins to stomp away at D-H’s body, hitting him against the ladder again and again. Lance rushes in, he’s brought his baseball bat!

**Striker:** ITS GOOD OL’ LOUIS!

**Snow:** Yeah, that’s completely fair to the other competitors.

Lance hits Titan in the back of the knee, forcing him to kneel. He and D-H grab Titan’s head and slam it into the ladder, hard. D-H and Lance get the ladder up, but in rushes Mason. He tries to take both of them on, succeeding at first. Lance throws a punch at him, but Mason ducks it and jabs him in the jaw. D-H goes for a roundhouse, but Mason sidesteps and clocks him with a hard right to the jaw, causing him to crumble. Nero comes in and slams Mason in the back of the head with a chair. Lance laughs loudly before going at Nero with his bat. Nero blocks the hits with his chair, one after the other. Lance knocks the chair out of Nero’s hand, and is about to slam Nero’s ribs when Titan roars out of nowhere, knocking Lance down with a spear. Mason comes in from out of nowhere and hits Nero down to the ground with a flying crossbody. Nero rolls out as Titan and Mason come towards each other. Mason points up at the belts and makes a title motion. Titan screams “BURRITO” as he kicks Mason in the gut and tosses him to the turnbuckle. He grabs a ladder and holds it in front of him, and crushes Mason between the turnbuckle and the ladder. Mason rolls out of the ring, and everyone else tries to rush Titan. But Titan swats them all away. The camera zooms to Fox, who has grabbed a small ladder in hand. He yells at Titan, who turns only to see Fox, with ladder in hand, moonsault off the top rope, hitting Titan, ladder first, crashing to the ground. The crowd goes crazy with excitement. Fox gets up to celebrate, but turns around into Jimmy Rustle?!?!

**Striker:** What’s he doing in the ring? He’s not competing!

**Snow:** Turnabout’s fair play Striker.

Jimmy hits Fox in the face with his scepter. He then goes to the turnbuckle and hits him with a move from his wrestling days: [The BME]( https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=95SccL38tDc#t=7s) Jimmy then looks around nervously. Everyone is down from getting hit by Titan’s ladder. Jimmy sets up a ladder and climbs up quickly. He grabs the titles, ready to free them.

**Striker:** HE CANT DO THAT! THAT’S CHEATING!

**Snow:** Striker, when are you gonna learn what no DQ means?

But, D-H is up. He pushes the ladder out from under Jimmy. But, Jimmy hangs on to the titles, suspended in mid-air. D-H looks up, and points to the sky. The crowd goes insane. D-H gets up on a ladder, and Jimmy is still hanging on, screaming. D-H dives across the ring, hitting Jimmy full force with a huge front dropkick from a ladder. Jimmy goes flying, screams silenced. He lands directly on the top rope, and bounces off of that, flipping, and lands face-first on the cold, hard ground. All of Seattle gives a huge “OOH!” at Jimmy’s lifeless body on the ground.

**Striker:** That’s it, he’s perished.

**Snow:** That’s not your line! Fuck it.

D-H doesn’t land too well from his daredevil maneuver, either. He lands straight on his back, jarring him. But not as much as Jimmy. Nero runs in to attack D-H, to capitalize, but gets blindsided by Lance. Lance hits Nero hard with a running neckbreaker. Fox comes in, and spins Lance around, grabbing him and hitting him with a huge Double Arm DDT. He turns around to see D-H struggling his way up the ladder. Fox rushes up the ladder, and grabs D-H’s head and slams it into the ladder. He then grabs D-H’s legs and crosses them, pushing his arm through the gap, then he leans back against the length of the ladder, and uses his legs to push D-H’s arms back.

**Snow:** Is that… is that a cloverleaf across the ladder? That looks painful as hell!

**Striker:** I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere…

D-H screams out in pain. Titan gets up from his earlier hit, and stumbles around. He looks up to see Fox’s submission. He screams “MUSTACHE MAN!” and he pushes the ladder over, causing Fox to take all the weight of the ladder on top of him, and causing D-H to go flying, hitting the ropes with his chest and rolling out of the ring. Titan then gets up on the second rope, looking backwards to see Fox still lying there, with the ladder over his chest, and Titan jumps off, hitting him hard with the Titan Bomb. This causes them both a significant amount of pain. Mason is up now, and gets in the ring and grabs a ladder, only to have it taken away by Nero, who tries to hit Mason with it, but he ducks under it, and rushes to the ropes for another springboard crossbody, to Nero’s back. Nero falls face forward on the ladder, bouncing back up, so Mason scoop slams him right on the ladder. He wipes his feet in Nero’s direction as Ryan Fox gets up. Mason checks him, and they get Nero up and whip him to the ropes. He comes back to Fox, who lifts him up high with an arm toss, right into the PLATINUM STACHE BOMB! The crowd goes nuts. Lance rushes at Fox, only for Fox to lift him up, for a repeat performance of the PLATINUM STACHE BOMB. Fox sets up a ladder, and he begins to climb, as Mason flexes to the crowd. The lights go out.

**Striker:** What’s going on?

The lights start flashing red. We hear the all-too familiar bells. Then, a crash, a scream and then the lights come back up. Everyone in the ring is laid out. It appears that Ryan Fox’s ladder was pushed so that he fell off out of the ring. Lance and D-H are seen over by the Spanish announce table, which is completely broker through, apparently with their bodies. Mason Deangelo is up, along with both Nero and Titan. He realizes his disadvantage, so he rushes in quickly and downs Nero with a huge Showstopper. Mason turns around, sees Titan. He tries for another Showtopper, but Titan grabs him at the top of the jump, and slams him down with a powerbomb. Titan then grabs a nice sturdy ladder, and begins the long trek up the ladder. He grabs ahold of the titles, and, Mason, in a last ditch attempt to undermine Titan, pushes the ladder out from under him, wearily.Titan has hold of the titles as the ladder tips. Too good of a hold. The belts break free in Titan’s grasp as he falls to the ground with a huge thud.

**Snow:** That’s it! It’s over! The Royal Family wins!

**Striker:** But, what happened with the lights and the bells, Snow?

**Snow:** I don’t know-

**Striker:** Yes you do Snow. The boss has yet again interfered in this match.

**Snow:** How? He’s definitely still hurt from his match earlier. There’s no way in hell Scott could’ve done that to all of those guys that quickly. It’s not possible!

**Striker:** Then what happened?

**Snow:** It doesn’t matter. The Royal Family are the first tag team champs to grace this company.

*Nero has made it to his feet, and he and the ref are struggling to get Titan up as we fade to black.*

**Backstage segment:**

*We see Steven in his office, bandages around his torso. In walks Mason Deangelo*

**SS:** Um, hello, boys.

**Mason** Listen now, playa. I’m all about the power. I understand what you tryna do. Get yo friends a favor, then they get you back. But you think you can just up and take away MY title-

**SS:** I’m sorry? I couldn’t hear you over that paycheck that I sign for you. And your lack of proof. So, maybe you better get out of here before you say something stupid and get yourself kicked out of this company, you dig?

**Mason:** … *He turns around and leaves, slamming the door behind him*

**Backstage segment 2:**

*We see Torreto polishing his title, talking to himself.*

**MT:** Like I’m scared of little bitty TNT. He’s gonna explode himself in the end… the title is mine. It’s always been mine. Always will be mine…

*He hugs the title close as Kahuna walks by, looking at him strangely.*

**MT:** They wouldn’t understand. They never will…

**DAVID LINDHAGEN vs. MIKE TORRETO © Best-of-3 Falls match (Television Championship)**

**Tony Chimmel:** The following contest is a two out of three match for the Wreddit Wrestling Federation Television Championship!! Crowd Pops

**Chimmel:** Introducing the challenger, crowd cheers grow louder, from Sacramento, California… David Lindhagen!!!

*The arena makes their voice heard for the man they’ve come to respect. [Nightcall by Kavinsky](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY) plays over the speakers as David Lindhagen heads to the ring, high-fiving the fans along the way. He’s wearing a Remy shirt and a Mean Snake hat in support of the main event tonight. There are signs throughout the arena in support of him and he points to a fan holding a replica Television Championship with a Lindhagen nameplate on it. The fan hands it to him and he raises it in the air to a large pop from the crowd. He gives it back and heads to the ring to await his rival.*

**Striker:** Here we go Al, the grand finale to a long and bitter rivalry!

**Snow:** It all ends here, Matt. This match will decide the fate of the Television Championship! No rematches, no second chances.

**Chimmel:** And now, hailing from Queens, New York, the defending Television Champion. Crowd starts to boo. Mike “The Chosen One” Torreto!!!

*[Champion](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk7XdgvdD0#t=0m15s) plays over the sound of the crowd booing Mike Torreto as he comes down to the ring wearing the Television Title around his waist. He walks straight to the ring with no acknowledgement of the audience and heads to his corner.*

*The referee takes the TV Title from him and shows it to Lindhagen. Lindhagen eyes Torreto. He points to the title and then points his thumb back at himself. The referee faces the audience and raises the title in the air.*

**Snow:** Here we go!!

**DING DING DING!!!**

Torreto walks up with his right arm and hand outstretched as an invitation to a display of strength. Lindhagen shakes his head and throws his foot toward’s Torreto’s jaw for a CLEANSE OF TRUTH! Torreto drops to dodge the kick and rolls out of the ring to recuperate. Lindhagen points to his own brain with a smile at Torreto and pumps the crowd up to Torreto’s irritation.

**Striker:** Wow, what a big blow that would have been to the champ’s chances in this match if he had already lost one pinfall!

**Snow:** It’s a cheap tactic! How do you go for a move like that when Torreto was inviting him in a respectful display of strength?

**Striker:** What comes around, goes around, Al. Torreto pretty much did the same thing to Lindhagen in the Battle Royal where he won that very title they’re fighting for!

Torreto runs back into the ring and the two men exchange punches. Their exchange goes on for a second and then Torreto rams his body and shoulder into Lindhagen. The momentum backs Lindhagen into a turnbuckle. Torreto works his advantage with stomps to the midsection and a foot choke to Lindhagen’s neck. He holds the choke for nearly all of the five count as the ref pushes him off of Lindhagen. Torreto goes back on the offense, but Lindhagen grabs him and throws him into the turnbuckle. Lindhagen throws chop after chop to the chest of Torreto to *the delighted WOOOOOOOO’s of the crowd*. Lindhagen grabs Torreto for the irish whip into the opposite turnbuckle, and Torreto reverses it for his own. Lindhagen stops himself from hitting the corner and backs up into a release german suplex from Torreto, flipping Lindhagen onto his face.

Torreto stomps Lindhagen’s left shoulder before grabbing his arm. He goes for the THE SELECTION crossface! Lindhagen struggles right out it off and flips over onto his feet! He kicks Torreto in the midsection and lifts him up for a piledriver, but Torreto’s able to bring his own legs down to reverse the position. He brings Lindhagen left shoulder down to his knee with a shoulder breaker. Torreto brings Lindhagen to his feet and goes for a neck breaker, Lindhagen pushes him off and into the ropes. He rebounds right into a spinebuster by Lindhagen! Lindhagen climbs the ropes for an aerial move, but Torreto runs up, grabs Lindhagen’s left arm and falls to his back, bringing the arm crashing down onto Torreto’s knees. The crowd ooo’s. Before Lindhagen can even react to the pain, Torreto grabs his arm and slaps on the FIFTH ELEMENT omoplata! Lindhagen frantically crawls straight for the ropes with the ref asking him to tap. Lindhagen lifts his hand…

… Ropebreak!

Lindhagen gets out of the hold as Torreto hits him with an irish whip. Lindhagen reverses the whip into a DDT! He’s focusing on using his right arm mostly now. Both men lay on the ground as they catch their breathe. Torreto is the first to start rising and Lindhagen follows. Lindhagen makes a rush for Torreto and Torreto catches him into THE SELECTION!! Lindhagen is screaming and clawing at the mat. Both men are right in the center of the ring. *The crowd is stomping their feet and yelling for a rope break.* The referee is in Lindhagen’s face, waiting for the signal. He pulls himself and Torreto with all of the strength in his right towards the ropes. He gets inches and inches closer. Lindhagen lifts his hand… and he shows the middle finger to Torreto! Torreto stares wide-eyed at the finger while *the crowd pops*. He gets enraged. He pulls back on the submission even further, bending Lindhagen’s neck even further back. He lifts his hand…

… He taps!!

**DING DING DING!!!**

**Chimmel: The winner of the first fall, Mike Torreto!!**

**Snow:** I don’t know what he’s doing, poking the tiger like that. He should have tapped out right away to save his shoulder for the next fall! Now he’s at a disadvantage, zero falls to one!

**Striker:** If there’s anything I’ve learned about these two guys throughout their battles, it’s that they have a ton of pride. That middle finger to Torreto was a message saying “You’re not getting rid of me until the very last possible second.” There’s going to be no quick tapping tonight, Al.

*The crowd boo’s* Torreto as he finally acknowledges them with mocking bows and arm raises. Lindhagen is rolling on the mat clutching his left arm in pain. Torreto looks back down at Lindhagen and drops to his knee to bombard him with punches again. He grabs the injured arm and slaps THE SELECTION on again!! Lindhagen tries to resist the hold for a bit, but he’s too weakened and Torreto locks in the submission. Lindhagen yells “NO!” as the *crowd starts a David chant.* He raises his hand….

…

**Striker:** Is this it already?!?!!?

…

… Ropebreak!

Torreto brings Lindhagen up and throws him shoulder first into the ringpost. Torreto hammers away at Lindhagen’s left shoulder and then backs up to the opposite turnbuckle. He runs full speed for a big body splash onto Lindhagen, but he moves out of the way! Torreto hits the corner spins 180 in a daze. Lindhagen runs straight at him and brings his knee to Torreto’s jaw. He looks around the arena and yells out ‘MONKEY FLIP!’ to *the cheering audience* as he hits that very move on Torreto. Lindhagen brings Torreto to his feet. Torreto swings a fist at Lindhagen. Lindhagen ducks and catches Torreto in a German Suplex of his own! He goes for the pin.

1… 2… KICKOUT!!

Lindhagen brings Torreto to his feet near a corner. Torreto swings him around and tries to throw him out of the ring. Lindhagen grabs the ropes and sticks his feet to the apron while grabbing Torreto’s head and slamming it into the turnbuckle. He gets dizzy from the impact and lays forward against the ropes with his head hanging over the top. Lindhagen backs up and.. BOOM! kicks Torreto in the jaw with the CLEANSE OF TRUTH superkick from the apron!! Torreto falls back to the mat as Lindhagen jumps off the ropes for a springboard FRIDAY NIGHT FALLOUT leg drop onto Torreto! He goes for the pin…

1… 2…THREE!!

**DING DING DING!!!**

**Chimmel: The winner of the second fall, David Lindhagen!!**

**Snow:** I don’t know what to say, Matt. Lindhagen’s clawed his way right back into this match! It’s tied up!

**Striker:** Al, we might just crown a new champion here, tonight!

*The Key Arena scream and cheer in excitement in approval of this back and forth contest. They start a David chant. Everyone is on their feet for this last fall!* Lindhagen stands and surveys the crowd, still clutching his left arm. The look of determination on his face is more apparent than it ever was. He looks to Torreto, who’s still on the ground. He thinks about taking advantage…. He steps back.

**Snow:** WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LINDHAGEN!? Get him while he’s down!

Lindhagen waits as Torreto gets to his feet. The fatigue is starting to show on both men. Torreto’s eyes meet Lindhagen’s. He gives a quick nod of approval. They both lock up in the middle of the ring. Torreto gets the advantage and throws a clothesline to Lindhagen, who ducks it and hits him with a standing dropkick. Torreto falls and gets right up as Lindhagen runs and rebounds off the ropes. Torreto catches him with an arm drag followed by a powerslam. Torreto goes for THE SELECTION once again but Lindhagen stands and swings him into the ropes while running at the opposite end himself. Both men rebound and Lindhagen goes for a jumping clothesline, but Torreto ducks it. Lindhagen turns around… BOOM! He’s hit with Torreto’s SPOTLIGHT The crowd goes wild! He goes for the pin..

1…2…THRE–KICKOUT!!!

Torreto can’t believe it! He picks Lindhagen up again and goes for second SPOTLIGHT! Lindhagen pushes him off and clotheslines him over the top rope. Lindhagen is getting a surge of energy. He rebounds off of the opposite ropes and comes flipping over onto Torreto with a diving somersault! *The crowd cheers* as Lindhagen clears the spanish announce table and acknowledges his energetic audience. He walks back and grabs Torreto to bring him to the table. Torreto breaks out of the hold and swings a wild desperation haymaker at Lindhagen. Lindhagen ducks and hit the CLEANSE OF TRUTH! Torreto spins and falls face down onto the Table.

Lindhagen rolls him fully onto the table and heads back to the ring to break the ten count. He climbs the turnbuckle and does the belt hand motion. *The crowd cheers with agreement.* Lindhagen leaps off the turnbuckle for a FRIDAY NIGHT FALLOUT onto the spanish announce table! BUT TORRETO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Lindhagen goes crashing through the table by himself as Torreto slowly hobbles back into the ring. The referee starts a ten count…

10!!… 9!!… 8!!.. The crowd is getting restless!! 7!!… Lindhagen starts to stand… 6!!… He’s on his feet!!! The crowd explodes!! 5!!… Lindhagen slowly makes his way towards the ring… 4!!… He’s inching closer… 3!!… Lindhagen gets a hand on the apron!!…

2!!… He just needs to roll into the ring…

The crowd holds their breathe…

…

…

1!! LINDHAGEN COLLAPSES!!!

**DING DING DING!!!**

**Chimmel: The winner of this match and STILL Television Champion…. Mike Torreto!!!!!!!**

*[Mike Torreto’s Music](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbk7XdgvdD0#t=0m15s).The crowd erupts in cheer in appreciation for the match.The referee brings Torreto to his feet and hands him the Television Championship. He raises his arm in victory to the appreciative cheers and of Seattle’s Key Arena with some boo’s from people who remember that it’s Mike Torreto standing tall in the ring.*

**Striker:** Lindhagen lost the match! The Champion retains! What a physical match between these two superstars!!

**Snow:** He was climbing up the mountain to reach that championship and now he’s right back at the bottom! I knew he shouldn’t have showboated!! Torreto keeps his title! No rematch opportunities! Where does Lindhagen go from here!!?



**Backstage Segment:**

**We see Mean Snake in the locker room, talking to himself quietly.**

**MS:** I’m a snake. I’m a slithery snake.

**Alyx Lee walks past, looking at him strangely.**

**MS:** Hey, wanna see my snake?

**AL:** Yeah, umm not my type.

**MS:** Future champs aren’t your type?

**AL:** No, they are. That’s why I’m with Michael, dumbass. Find another female to take your “slithery snake”

*Snake reddens up and turns back into the corner, getting pumped for his match a bit more.*

**Chimel:** The following match is a FIRST BLOOD MATCH for the WWF TITLE! *Crowd goes wild* The rules are simple. The first man to draw blood from anywhere on the other man’s body will win this contest. Introducing first: the challenger, MEAN SNAKE!

*The crowd goes wild as Mean Snake comes out, pumped and ready to kick some ass. He gets into the ring, silent, but ready.*

And his opponent, the WWF champion: RRRRRRRRRREMY!

*If the crowd was loud for Snake, they were doubly so for their hero Remy. He gladly shakes a few hands on the way to the ring, but he doesn’t lose focus.*

The anticipation in the air is evident as the ref holds the belt into the air and shows it to both of the wrestlers. Remy has an air of confidence surrounding him where as Mean Snake is oozing nothing but confidence and determination. It all comes down to this as the bell rings and the two begin to circle each other. They both meet in the middle and they lock up in a grapple. Mean Snake gets the upper hand and puts Remy in a headlock. He hits him a few times before he lets go of the headlock and irish whips Remy into the ropes. He completes the move with a devastating clothesline and Mean Snake is starting off strong.

Remy rolls onto his stomach and goes to push himself up but is met with a powerful kick to the ribs. Mean Snake begins to stomp away at Remy, showing no mercy, obviously wanting this win more than anything else. Mean Snake goes to lift Remy up but Remy grabs both of his legs and flips him onto his back and stands over Mean Snake. Remy keeps hold of his legs and begins to stomp on the stomach of Mean Snake through his legs until the ref pushes him away. Remy lifts his arms and gets a pop from the crowd before he turns back to Mean Snake.

Remy lifts Mean Snake up and he irish whips him into the turnbuckle, follows at a run, and attempts a flying clothesline. It connects and Mean Snake is taken off his feet and drops to a sitting position in the corner turnbuckle. Remy, showing off why he is the WWF Champion, sticks his foot into the throat of Mean Snake and presses down hard before the ref pulls him away again. Remy grabs Mean Snakes feet and drags him to the center of the ring. He walks over to the turnbuckle and slowly starts to climb it, but Mean Snake has recovered, and he gets to his feet and runs to the turnbuckle, grabbing Remy and launching him to the center of the ring. Remy lands hard and now Mean Snake is the one on his feet.

While Remy is recovering, Mean Snake rolls out of the ring, and he goes under the apron for something. Everything is legal in this match. He comes out with a Kendo Stick and slides back into the ring where Remy is stirring and trying to get to his feet. Mean Snake sends the Kendo stick crashing down with a loud thwack and Remy screams out while clutching his back. He tries to roll onto his back but Mean Snake is not stopping, he does not care where he hits Remy, he is going crazy with the Kendo stick.

Mean Snake finally finishes and he tosses the stick out of the ring while Remy is on the ground writhing in pain. Mean Snake picks Remy up and he prepares him for a suplex. He lifts Remy high into the air and then comes crashing down to the mat. Remy arches his back in pain while Mean Snake gets to his feet and forms a sinister grin on his face. He is clearly pleased with the damage he is doing to Remy. Remy sits up but Mean Snake kicks him in the back, he is relentless in his assault, not letting Remy get a moment free.

He slides out of the ring again and he makes his way over to the announce table. He rips the cover off the table and prepares it for a move. He doesn’t just want to win the match, he wants to hurt Remy. He turns to get back into the ring but Remy is up and he leaps over the top ropes and comes crashing down on top of Mean Snake. Both men are now laid out outside of the ring.

It’s Remy who gets up first and he is going to have to get some offense going if he wants to win this match. He stomps on Mean Snake before he lifts him to his feet and he irish whips him into the steel stairs. Mean Snake flips over the stairs and yells out in pain while grasping his shins. Remy goes under the apron while Mean Snake is on the ground in pain and he comes up with a chair. Remy walks over to Mean Snake who is getting to his feet and he lifts the chair high into the air but is caught by a kick to the gut from Mean Snake. Mean Snake wrestles the chair away from Remy and swings it Remy who catches the chair before it comes slamming down. The two try and overpower each other and win the chair from the other but both men seem almost equal in strength. Finally Remy gets the upper hand by kicked Mean Snake in the gut and he lets go. Remy hits Mean Snake again in the gut but this time with the chair and Snake is brought to his knees.

Remy, finally getting the upper hand, smashes the chair over Mean Snakes head with ruthless aggression, that has to be it! He tosses the chair and he flips Mean Snake over to check for blood but none is there. Remy does not waste any time though, he knows better than that, and he picks Mean Snake up. He irish whips him into the barricade and follows behind him at full speed. SPEAR! Remy has speared Mean Snake through the barricade, Mean Snake is done for.

The two men are both laid out on the other side of the barricade and the crowd is going wild. Remy is the first to his feet and he stumbles out of the mess he has caused. What is it going to take to end this match? Remy pulls Mean Snake to his feet and he drags him over to the announce table. Is he going to finish what Mean Snake started? He lifts Mean Snake up and he puts him on top of the table, Mean Snake is not stirring at all, it looks like Remy is going to go to the top ropes.

Remy climbs into the ring and slowly makes his way to the top of the turnbuckle. The crowd is going wild in anticipation as Remy stands up and raises both of his arms. Remy jumps from the top rope but Mean Snake has recovered. He stands up and jumps into the air as Remy is coming down, KARMA CUTTER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE.

Matt Stryker: Oh my god, I have never seen anything like this, Mean Snake has just landed the Karma Cutter on Remy through the announcers table.

Al Snow: These two will do whatever it takes to win the title, I cannot believe what I am seeing!

Both men lay in the debris of the announcers table unmoving. The match has taken its toll on both competitors. Someone is moving, its Mean Snake, he is the first to get up. Mean Snake goes under the apron and he pulls out a box full of thumb tacs and he slides into the ring. He lays them out everywhere, he is ready to end this match once and for all. He slides out of the ring to retrieve Remy who still hasn’t moved after being hit by that devastating Karma Cutter. Mean Snake lifts Remy to his feet and throws him into the ring. He lifts Remy up once he slides in and he brings him over to the turnbuckle.

Matt Stryker: Oh no! Mean Snake is going to superplex Remy off the top turnbuckle and onto the thumb tacs.

Al Snow: This has to be it, Remy is still recovering from that nasty Karma Cutter.

Mean snake sits Remy onto the top turnbuckle and climbs to the top. He lifts Remy up and throws his arm around his head, both men are exausted, Mean Snake wants to end this match here and now. Remy begins to fight back, he finds his second wind, and he starts to punch Mean Snake in the gut. Both men fight back and forth from atop the turnbuckle, neither man wanting to fall onto the tacs. Remy gets the upper hand and he puts Mean Snake into a superplex of his own. They both fly off the top of the turnbuckle and land hard on the outside of the ring.

Al Snow: How are these two still competing?

After a few seconds on the ground Remy is the first to stir. Slowly he raises himself to his feet and stands over Mean Snake, visibly shaken, and staring at Mean Snake wondering how he is going to finish the match. He looks over in the corner where his title belt is and he stumbles over to it. He is going to finish it with the grand prize, the title belt. He grabs the belt and starts walking towards Mean Snake, standing over him with the title belt in hand, ready to smash him in the face.

All of the sudden Tank’s music hits and Tank is seen sprinting down the ramp in the direction of Remy and Mean Snake. Remy turns his attention to Tank and tries to smash him with the belt before he can do anything. Tank ducks under it and he kicks Remy in the gut who drops the title belt. Tank picks it up and Remy backs away, pleading with Tank not to hit him with the belt, but Tank has a crazy look in his eye.

Matt Stryker: Tank is going to cost Remy the title!

Tank taunts Remy with the belt as he struggles to try and get away all while Remy is pleading with Tank. Mean Snake is now starting to stir and he is slowly getting to his feet. Tank rears back and goes to slam Remy in the face, Remy ducks under it, and Mean Snake is smashed by the title belt as he is getting to his feet. Tank, realizing his mistake, drops the belt and checks on Mean Snake.

When Mean Snake rolls over his head is covered in blood, Tank has cost Mean Snake the title. The bell rings and Remy grabs his belt and heads to the ramp, celebrating, while also trying to stay out of Tanks way.

Winner: Remy

*Mean Snake gets up, his head covered in blood. He gets in Tank’s face, and Tank is profusely apologizing, his hands up. Snake flexes his neck, and holds his hand out, offering a peace. Tank reaches his own out, warily. KARMA CUTTER OUTTA NOWHERE!*

**Snow:** Well, you had to see that one coming. Tank cost Mean Snake the title. What’s next for them? What’s next for anybody in this arena? Seattle has been huge everyone!

**Striker:** We will see you on Friday, as we head to VEGAS in a special edition of Fallout, honoring our fallen comrade, Ace, by participating in the vices that caused his death. See you then folks! This has been WWF Seattle Showdown!