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ha this is such a good idea

all stairs should be like this!

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:18, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:18, Reply

I like this whole concept :)



( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:19, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:19, Reply

The other thing they should do

is make bendy buses make accordion noises when they go round corners...

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:00, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply

I bought a harmonica yesterday

I plan to put it in my mouth when cycling up steep hills

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:34, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 16:34, Reply

Hahahaha



( , Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:18, ( , Fri 9 Oct 2009, 20:18, Reply

HA!

:D Ooh I like that

( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:58, ( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 4:58, Reply

wohoo!

+10 for tricking the fatties to do some fucking exercise.

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:28, Reply

I propose the banning of escalators

to a) reduce the amount of electricity (and thus green house gas emmissions) and b) get tubby people on the move.



2 birds, 1 stone. magnum for president.

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:04, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply

I totally agree

it would also mean a generally tighter average of female arse, which would mean happier relationships, lower levels of stress, longer life spans.



Win win situation!

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:10, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:10, Reply

Lifts should be bannend

In in their place, fireman's poles.

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:18, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:18, Reply

I work on the 11th floor

I dread to think what having to climb up that pole every day would do to me.

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:38, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply

If you took piano stairs

by the time you got to the 5th floor only dogs would be able to hear the notes

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:08, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:08, Reply

If you went a few floors below ground level

the notes would be so low they'd make you shit yourself.

( , Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:32, ( , Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:32, Reply

No, knotted rope!



( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:53, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:53, Reply

Lolly?

I like Magnums but I wouldn't make one president.

( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:11, ( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:11, Reply

i'd like to see volkswagen produce a similar 'initiative'

where they pursuade people to ride bikes to work instead of driving their cars

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:33, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:33, Reply

A VolksDasFahrrad ?

... marketing would have a fit .. before going down the pub and

snorting copious amount of coke.

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:36, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:36, Reply

if they produce a bike..

where I can get to work clean, dry, not knackered, and on time, then I will.



Oh, they have. It's a car. Cheers, VW!

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:41, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:41, Reply

I would say

r u a fattie? ;p

( , Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:38, ( , Tue 13 Oct 2009, 12:38, Reply

More interesting

And healthier.

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:40, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:40, Reply

That is brilliant...

*clicks*

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:54, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:54, Reply

Fucking win!



( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:03, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:03, Reply

I likes this

don't care if it is volkswagen or not. Escalators should be banned! Especially those horizontal ones in Heathrow!

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:09, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:09, Reply

they're great fun if you leave 100 oranges on them



( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:24, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:24, Reply

or do this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9tPwW4dyOQ

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:26, Reply

try dragging your luggage nearly a mile

After a fucking exhausting 12 hour flight, and see if you feel the same.

( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:50, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:50, Reply



thats what the trolleys are for

( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:17, ( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:17, Reply

Err...

...they don't have trolleys before immigration, only in the baggage hall. FAIL.

( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:03, ( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:03, Reply



i want to put guitar hero style note charts on to horizontal escalators

( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:18, ( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 9:18, Reply

My airport has something like this...



www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVDlB0OXF2w&feature=related

...but it works over the moving walkway as well as over the regular floor, so it's not really going to encourage many people to walk.

In part of the new Indianapolis airport, there is a light show on the ceiling. During most of the program, a light will turn red as you walk under it. You can somewhat see it in this video as each light goes out of the frame:...but it works over the moving walkway as well as over the regular floor, so it's not really going to encourage many people to walk. ( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 18:47, Reply

Top bananas



( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:12, ( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:12, Reply

yes

my faith in humanity is restored. of course, this would be banned as decadent in some countries.

( , Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:00, ( , Fri 9 Oct 2009, 23:00, Reply

This is a great idea...

But if it was implemented here in the UK you'd only get some chavs fuck it up within a week

( , Sun 11 Oct 2009, 5:13, ( , Sun 11 Oct 2009, 5:13, Reply

I disagree

it'd be ripped to shit within an hour at most

( , Tue 13 Oct 2009, 0:40, ( , Tue 13 Oct 2009, 0:40, Reply