Here are the sex tips from Martha Stewart that you never asked for "Always take a bath before and after," she wrote on Reddit

Martha Stewart, a culinary wizard who is not quite as skilled with a camera, hit Reddit on Thursday to promote her PBS show, “Martha Stewart’s Cooking School." The AMA thread is fairly milquetoast until someone asked, "Do you have any good sex tips?"

To the Internet's delight, Stewart responded:

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Redditor aliebert2: "Do you have any good sex tips?" Stewart: Always take a bath before and after. Reddito RoswellSpaceman: Do it DURING a bath. Kills two birds with one stone. Stewart: That's good too, and don't forget to brush your teeth.

There you have it: Martha Stewart, giving Dr. Ruth a run for her money. Stewart, clearly a woman of the people, also admitted that if she had a day without any commitments, she'd "watch the entire 13 hours of a new season of House of Cards."

And when asked, "What's it like being friends with Snoop Dogg?" Stewart lamented, "I wish I were closer friends with Snoop Dogg."