We're just about 48 hours away from a horde of inebriated santas sloshing their way through Manhattan en route to SantaCon 2018. Organizers have now released a full list of participating bars you will want to avoid that day. If you really want to avoid having someone stumble into you, we'd recommend you just completely avoid everything between the East Village/Union Square area, the Murray Hill/Kips Bay region, and Midtown.

But before that, the first place you'll absolute positively want to avoid is Plaza 33 (33rd Street & 7th Avenue), where the event will kick off on Saturday morning at 10 a.m.

Santa has secured the bag! START POINT for SantaCon NYC is Plaza 33! You will find live music, fun & beers for the reindeers! 🍻🦌🎅🏽#SantaConNYC pic.twitter.com/4qMXRjLdAY — Santacon NYC (@santacon) December 5, 2018

Then there's the map of all the participating bars, which as you can see below, is a handy way of seeing the quarantine zones:

Here's a written out list of bars to avoid (which you can handily print out and/or memorize). The "Special Santa Venues" require a $12 donation, as they are larger and offer additional hellish delights such as undoubtedly terrible DJ, holiday decorations, "sexy" bar games, rooftops, cash prizes, etc.

Special Santa Venues

Sony Hall Santa Spectacular (235 W 46th St)

The Ainsworth East (45 E 33rd St)

SOLAS (232 E 9th St)

230 Fifth Ave (230 5th Ave)

Clinton Hall 36 (16 W 36th St)

TAJ II (48 W 21st St)

SideBAR (118 E 15th St)

Slate NY (54 W 21st St)

Local NYC (W 33St & 8th Ave)

The Ainsworth Chelsea (122 W 26th St)

Lucy's Cantina Royal (34th St and 8th)

The Tailor (505 8th Ave)

Doux (59 W 21st St)

The VNYL (100 3rd Ave)

The Liberty (29 W 35th St)

The Pennsy (2 Penn Plaza)

5th and Mad (7 E 36th St)

East Village Venues

Phoenix Bar (447 E 13th St)

Nowhere Bar (322 E 14th St)

Doc Holliday's (141 Ave A)

Pink's (242 E 10th St)

Professor Thom's (219 2nd Ave)

Plug Uglies (256 3rd Ave)

Crocodile Lounge (325 E 14th St)

Coyote Ugly (153 1st Ave)

Vazac Horseshoe Bar (108 Ave B)

Juke Bar (196 2nd Ave)

Central Bar (109 E 9th St)

The Continental (25 3rd Ave)

Finnerty's (221 2nd Ave)

Machos NYC (118A E 15th St)

Midtown Venues

Stout Grand Central (60 E 41st St)

Blarney Stone (410 8th Ave)

Rattle 'n Hum West (309 W 39th St)

Feile (131 W 33rd St)

Stout NYC-Flagship (133 W 33rd St)

Bounce Sporting Club (55 W 21st St)

Brother Jimmy's BBQ (416 8th Ave)

Pennsylvania 6 (132 W 31st St)

Brother Jimmy's (181 Lexington Ave)

Blarney Rock (137 W 33rd St)

The Australian Bar (20 W 38th St)

American Whiskey (247 W 30th St)

Tempest (407 8th Ave)

Foleys NY (18 W 33rd St)

The Storehouse (69 W 23rd St)

Jack Doyle's (240 W 35th St)

John Sullivan's (210 W 35th St)

Rick's Cabaret (48 W 33rd St)

Hoops Cabaret (50 W 33rd St)

Slattery's Midtown (8 E 36th St)

American Hall (29 W 36th St)

The Hog Pit (37 W 26th St)

Public House NYC (140 E 41st St)

Peter Dillon's Pub (2 E 36th St)

Beer Authority (300 W 30th St)

Dewey's Pub (135 W 30th St)

Reichenbach Beer Hall (5 W 37th St)

The Keg Room NYC (53 W 36th St)

Playwright Irish Pub (27 W 35th St)

Karaoke City (22 W 32nd St)

Mustang Harry's (352 7th Ave)

Stone Creek Lounge (140 E 27th St)

Legends (6 W 33rd St)

ANYONE WHO PARTICIPATES IN SANTA CON IS BEING GIVEN A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE NORTH POLE.... 🎅🏽🍺🤶🏽✈️ https://t.co/vOdB6h3IcF — Corey Johnson (@CoreyinNYC) December 6, 2018

As we reported earlier this week, the Long Island Railroad, New Jersey Transit, and the Metro North have all issued 24 hour alcohol bans to coincide with the bar crawl/public urination competition. Of course, if they're already blackout wasted by the time they get onboard, things have a tendency to get obnoxious fast...