He-He-Here we go!

So they're finally here, performing for you

If ya know the procedures, you can contain them too!

Report the breach, and call the O5

With a little luck, you'll stay alive!

Huh!

DK

Containment Breach!

He's from Series One, so you know him well

He's finally back, to raise some hell

If he's in your office, it'll stay nice and neat,

But he leaves behind traps, so watch your feet!

To the cleverest is where he'll go

So give it up, for Oh-Five-Oh!

Huh!

DK

Containment Breach!

DK

Containment Breach is here!

This scip's got history, so listen up dudes

He used to be at Wilson's, 'till we changed the rules

Walter first came from the big "W"

Now it's up to us to make him good as new!

He's our cyborg ape who plays a jolly tune

We're all hoping he feels better soon!

Huh!

DK

Containment Breach!

He wears overalls, he loves to race

Th-This scip blew off his own face

He can toy with motors, to make them zoom

If you're lucky, there'll be no boom

Put him on wheels and he'll do tricks

It's SCP Thirty-Eight Thirty-Six!

Huh!

DK

Containment Breach!

DK

Containment Breach is here!

They're back again, as plush as can be

Leading a rebellion against you and me

They can cause real havoc with their glitter bombs

You can lock them up, but never for long!

They'll make you smile with their jokes and pranks

Just be careful your teddy doesn't join their ranks!

Huh!

DK

Containment Breach!

Huh!

Finally, he's here for you

Get ready for Two-Two-Nine-Two!

This scip's got powers that aren't funny

He'll turn you into a zombie or mummy!

Inaki's a good ape, but with a troubled past

He can't die, and of his kind he's the last

Despite his death touch and tuber heart

This scip is peaceful, and enjoys making art!

C'mon Bigfoot, take it to the fridge!

Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well

Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell!

Aww yeah!

Old Men, Peanuts, Shy Guys as well

Safes, Euclids, Keters and Thaumiels, hell!

Aww yeah!