Socialism, we hear from socialism's most whiny apologists, just hasn't been implemented correctly. The right people just haven't taken the right precautions to institute the right kind of socialism, they tell us. The truth is, socialism isn't as delicate as needing angels to institute it. Socialism simply is a steaming pile of corn-infested shit. Here to say exactly that, just with more class and a British accent, is Daniel Hannan:

If you want to take a prosperous country, filled with natural resources, and turn it into a rancid dumpster fire, institute socialism. If you want to transform a populace from productive, generally content contributors into starving, miserable masses, institute socialism. See also WATCH: Democratic Socialism is STILL Socialism. Crowder and PragerU Explain.

Socialism works fantastically for people occupying the upper rungs of society. People who've already made their millions, like Bernie Sanders, stand to lose nothing when socialism creeps its poisonous tendrils into the masses. But socialism for everyone else always leads to poverty, misery, starvation, corruption, and people eating their pets. History has shown us this repeatedly, as Daniel Hannan says.

Yet losers continue to champion for socialism. Yes, losers. If you want socialism, it's because you're a loser. See Dear ‘Men’ Who Vote Bernie Sanders: You’re not Men at All.

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