1. I'd never play Farmville, but I love The Simpsons, so I'll give this a try.

2. I can't believe I ever thought I had control over my life.

3. My Springfield is so cute.

4. Just visited my neighbors' Springfields and now I realize mine is useless and ugly.

5. When is the next level coming?

6. There's no reason this game can't produce levels as fast as I can play them.

7. Realistically, I should be on level 800 by now.

8. I'm so proud of myself for never buying any donuts.

9. I'm only buying a dozen donuts.

10. K I'm only going to buy 300 donuts THIS ONE TIME.

11. I'M BUYING A BOATLOAD OF DONUTS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.