This one's for you Lord hps!My love for you is like the most muscular onion,Your face reminds me of stupid goats,Together, we are like spaghetti and ketchup.Oh darling lath,My muscular onion,My stupid carrot,The perfect companion to my spaghetti soul.Poppies are red,Smurfs are blue,I like smoking pipes,But not as much as I love shouting with you!Oh darling lath,Your ears are like lovable watches on a summer day,You're like the most super king to ever walk my bed.Your stupid goat face,Your ketchup soul,Your lovable ears,Your super king being...How could I look at another when our muscular onion love is so strong?I love you Lord hps!

Auto Praise for Our Muscular Onion Love

"Can you feel the love tonight? I certainly can. lath is so lucky to feature in a song like this."

- DJ Smooth, Awesome Tunes Magazine

"'Comparing love to a muscular onion is beautiful - just beautiful!"

- Little Max, The Pop Pop Channel

"Stupid goats? Seriously? Pass me a bucket. I can't deal with this level of blurgh."

- A Web User With Lots of Opinions

"This song talks to me. I too have a ketchup soul."

- Dan Gloop Jr, Facebook