Jack: There is so much shit going on in this trailer that I can barely handle it. That said, the production actually doesn’t look half bad, so I’m going in with an open mind. You know what? No. I can’t handle it. My mind was so open that it just changed right here on the spot. What does that mean for the movie? Well . . . frankly, I’ve lost track of this particular train of thought. I bet it was insightful, though.

Jake: Well, I can honestly say I’ve never seen something quite like that before. What a weird hodgepodge of shit this seems to have going on. As with any anthology flick, the shorts will be of varying quality but based on the trailer, the ceiling doesn’t seem that high. I have not a goddamned clue what thread, if any, ties these together either which could make it super fucking jarring.

Mark: The movie called Galaxy of Horrors opens with someone in the woods. Off to a good start. I kinda like the rope head guy, but the rest of the seem incredibly lackluster. Also, pro tip for the editing team, don’t end your fucking trailer that way. Jump scares are scary because you don’t see them coming, not because you saw them in the trailer.