We’re already three weeks through the NBA season, and I’m still trying to figure out the Washington Wizards.

I can’t decide whether they’re good or not, whether the pace-and-space can actually work or not, what Kelly Oubre‘s Hall of Fame speech is going to be like, etc.

All I know is that the #KD2DC Game was one of the most brutal disappointments ever, and Kris Humpthrees is an actual thing, which is cool.

Let’s grade.

Mandatory Credit: Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports

John Wall: 12.0 PPG (33.3 FG%), 2.5 RPG, 8.0 APG, 1.5 SPG

What an up-and-down couple of weeks for the Washington Wizards’ star.

Wall was incredible in the opening few games, but by and large he hasn’t been up to his standard – he isn’t shooting well and the turnovers have piled up as he’s made some poor decisions with the ball.

But even when Wall looks pedestrian, he can still hand out assists with such little trouble, and the Wizards can still count on him to show up and close out a game, as he did in their losing streak-breaking victory over Orlando Saturday night.

Wall misses Beal perhaps more than anyone else on this team – they were made to play with one another.

Grade: C

Garrett Temple: 13.5 PPG (44.4 FG%), 3.0 RPG, 2.0 APG

OK, here’s my opinion of Garrett Temple: he’s a player who absolutely is good enough to merit a spot on an NBA roster, but not good enough to actually play. There are plenty of guys like that. Nothing wrong with it.

BUT! Garrett Temple is also a shining, golden king who can always be counted on for four or five absolutely fantastic games when Bradley Beal heads to the injured list.

He did it last year at the beginning of the season, serving as a lifeline to the team with Beal out and helping them get off to the great start they did. He did it again against Orlando Saturday, knocking down three 3-pointers for an out-of-nowhere 18 points.

Enjoy Temple of Doom while you can, because he has a very limited allotment of made threes for the season and he has a tendency to burn through them quickly. He’ll be back banging them off the side of the backboard in a couple weeks.

Grade: A-

Otto Porter: 11.5 PPG (36.4 FG%), 7.5 RPG, 2.0 APG, 3.0 SPG

Like the Greek goddess Athena, Otto Porter sprang into being fully formed from the head of Randy Wittman, and he is beautiful, wise and courageous. He’s become such a monster for this team.

For instance, he’s fourth in the NBA in two-point field goal percentage. For instance, he’s shooting 81% around the rim. For instance, he’s the team’s second-leading rebounder despite having a build that can generously be described as “twig-shaped.”

Start making some threes, kid, and I’ll carve the Otto Porter statue on the corner of F and 7th Streets myself.

Grade: B+

Mandatory Credit: Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports

Kris Humphries: 15.0 PPG (60.0 FG%), 5.0 RPG, 1.5 APG, 2.0 BPG

Somewhere along the line, somebody told Kris Humphries, “Make five threes in a game so I know it’s real.” He did that Saturday night, and now no one will ever have to worry ever again.

Humpthrees exists now. 23 points on 5-8 shooting from 3-point range against Orlando, putting to rest many of the fears that Kris Humphries can impact a real, honest to God NBA regular season game in his new stretch four role.

Humpman did it, and now I can love again.

Grade: A

Mandatory Credit: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

Marcin Gortat: 14.0 PPG (45.0 FG%), 6.5 RPG, 1.0 APG, 1.0 BPG

Marcin Gortat is DC’s third-best offensive weapon when Wall and Beal are both out there, and it’s good to finally see him getting a little bit more regular a stream of buckets.

He’s not out there bossing it like he did against Jonas Valanciunas in the playoffs, but it still counts, and the Polish Hammer absolutely needs to be involved. The big man got to the line at a much higher clip this past week, and he’s been making them all season – he’s shooting 81% from the line, absolutely brilliant stuff for a 7-footer.

Also worthy of note: his first two 10-rebound games of the season have come in DC’s last three games. The trend is an upward one.

Grade: B