World's biggest idiot xD

Me: Yes, my Princess Twileydorbs, I am gonna read it. But you're welcome to snuggle up next to me and we can read it together…or I could read it to you if you'd like? :D Oh, and I've ordered some muffins for us, they should be here soon.

=Sound of a crash from outside, followed by a knock at the door=

Me: Ah, that'll be Derpy with the muffins now! :D