Hello, test subjects – Cave Johnson here. I give you – a paper model of the Portal 2 Frankenturret. It’s somewhat finnicky to assemble, I admit that, but it will be the best Frankenturret your desk has seen in a while, I assure you.

You may want to build more than one, though, as they are social creatures, and a single one may quickly become depressed.

Then again, you might not – considering that these take quite some time to build. If you want to assemble it, here is the template (see also instructions here):

For the perfectionists among you, here is an extra: You may have noticed that the turret heads are square cubes, and therefore it is somewhat difficult to glue the ‘face plates’ to their edges and stil get a nice curvature. If you are willing to do some extra work, you can use this alternative page 1 with curved turret heads:

Is it worth the additional effort? Honestly I don’t think so, but I let you decide. If you like this, you may also want to have a look at my P-Body model.

Cave Johnson – we’re done here.

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