Jon Stewart reflected on Chinese leader Hu Jintao's trip to the U.S., to, er, check up on us.

"Now... imagine the guy you owe money to is a country. And the sum of money -- is almost a trillion dollars....quick America turn off the lights, maybe they'll think we're not home!"

We've been giving him the full treatment: press conferences, state dinners, military displays, etc. So should we be worried about China? Do we have anything to fear from the country that we owe almost a trillion dollars to?

"Chill," says Stewart. "We're playing this just right. When a country owes you a billion dollars -- they've got a problem. When a country owes you a trillion dollars -- you've got a problem."

"We're too big to fail, motherf*cker. We're AIG!"

Video below.