Puffy-Faced Former Actress Ashley Judd Now "Extremely Puffy-Faced Former Actress Ashley Judd"

Why is her face so puffy?

Because nothing says grassroots like fundraising calls from a famous actress. https://t.co/vfXtUc9vdW — Brit Hume (@brithume) February 12, 2020

Meanwhile: This fruit-bat.

Okay, this post is a bit stinky. It's been in the queue since Thursday.