My package came haphazardly wrapped with electrical tape - a sign of a true rebel. You have no cause!

Inside was an LP of some grungetastic garage music, from which I can only guess is borne from the musical loins of my secret satan himself (there was no note or anything, but I'm pretty sure it's him). Rock on, fellow musician!

Also inside was a package of cilantro lime soap (ohh man, I love cilantro!).

Thanks Santa :)