It's been a mixed week for employment prospects. On one hand, Apple fired a bunch of its staff for being skeevy with customer photos and HP announced that it would slash 3,000 to 4,000 jobs over the next three years. Conversely, a new blue dye could make the jobs of Ebola doctors safer, Netflix is reportedly paying Chris Rock $40 million to do his job twice and rapper Murs showed that he could do his job literally all day. Numbers, because how else are you going to calculate your personal wealth?