by Kim Fabricius



Genesis: A Good Start?

Exodus: Free at Last?

Leviticus: Filthy!

Numbers: Old (Jewish) Wives Tales

Deuteronomy: The Same Old Same Old

Joshua: America: The Prequel

Judges: The Genealogy of Judy

Ruth: Pretty Woman

I and II Samuel: No, Prime Minister!

I and II Kings / I and II Chronicles: No, No, A Thousand Times No, Prime Minister!

Ezra and Nehemiah: Mending Wall

Esther: The Bitch

Job: The Three Douchebags

The Psalms: Mood Music

Proverbs: On Not Being Mark Twain or Oscar Wilde

Ecclesiastes: Angst Made Easy

Song of Songs: Hot!

Isaiah: The (Thrice) Split Personality

Jeremiah: The Whistleblower

Lamentations: The Crybaby

Ezekiel: The Electric Kool-Aid Kid

Daniel: The Empire Strikes Out

Hosea: My Girl

Joel: Shitstorm

Amos: It’s the Economy, Stupid!

Obadiah: Edom Cheese

Jonah: Don’t Call Me Ishmael!

Micah: The Requirements

Nahum: Contra Jonah

Habakkuk: Mr. KKK

Zephaniah: Shitstorm: The Sequel

Haggai: If You Build It

Zechariah: He Will Come

Malachi: Fast Train Coming



Mark: The Badass

Matthew: The Schlemiel Returns

Luke: Mr. Nice Guy

John: Wine, Women, and Long-Winded Speeches

Acts: The Boys Are Back in Town

Romans: Theology for Smartasses

I and II Corinthians: The Guide to Crap Churches

Galatians: On Pricks

Ephesians and Colossians: Globalisation and Its Contents

Philippians: Who Loves Yah, Baby?

I Thessalonians: Rupture Ready?

II Thessalonians: On Mr. Naughty and Mr. Lazy Bastard

I and II Timothy and Titus: Sheep Droppings

Philemon: A Wretch Like Him

Hebrews: The High Priest of Soul

James: The Gospel According to Kotsko

I and II Peter: Scatterings

I, II, and III John: All You Need Is Love (and Excommunication)

Jude: Postcard from the Edge

Revelation: The Lamb That Roared