Incident: 008/1

Date: ██/██/████

Description: SCP-008-J was hired for his expertise as an electrician, to repair the lights at Stephany’s Classy Posies, the florist which acts as a front for the ███████ Site. Due to a minor containment breach, the shop was unstaffed when SCP-008-J arrived. Moments later, SCP-008-J was found, aimlessly wandering the halls of the ███████ Site’s restricted corridors.

Transcript:

Commander Price: (Talking over radio) Alright, Alpha Team, spread out on the south corridor and make as much noise as possible. Beta, try to get the jump on it. Knockout gas is for last resort only, we all know what this thing is like when it’s sleepy!

SCP-008-J: Hey! Excuse me!

Commander Price: (Startled) Who the hell are you!?

SCP-008-J: Alright, mate? I’m Geoff. I’m here to fix the lights. Sorry, there was no one in the shop.

Commander Price: No one in the… How did you get back here!?

SCP-008-J: (Confused) Erm, I walked?

Commander Price: There are three ID card readers between here and the shop!

SCP-008-J: Right… Yeah… Look mate, I’ve got five other people to see today. Do you want me to have a look at your lights, or not?

Closing Statement: SCP-008-J was placed in the custody of Agent ████████ while the containment breach was suppressed, however, Agent ████████ suffered a fatal aneurism moments later, prompting SCP-008-J to return to Stephanie’s Classy Posies, call for an ambulance, and leave a note, instructing Commander Price to contact him when he is ready to have his lights repaired.