Trump said the Islamic State used the internet “better than almost anybody in the world, perhaps other than Donald Trump.” And he said he’d warned the world about the threat posed by bin Laden in a book published in 2000.

“We looked at your 2000 book, ‘The America We Deserve,’ and you make a passing mention of bin Laden — who, in the book, you say Bill Clinton had already tried to kill. So you were predicting something that everyone already knew. [as Trump] ‘In my next book, I predict you’ll be hearing big things from this Taylor Swift individual.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“And by the way, before he takes too much credit for this, Donald Trump should probably read these tweets from someone named Donald Trump who in 2012 tweeted, ‘Obama deserves much less credit for the killing of Bin Laden. The praise goes to our brave military intelligence officers.’ ‘Why don’t we ask the Navy SEALs who killed bin Laden? They don’t seem to be happy with Obama claiming credit. All he did is say O.K.’ ‘And stop congratulating Obama for killing Osama bin Laden. The Navy SEALs killed bin Laden.’ See? There’s no one better at using the internet than him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“What’s amazing to me is not only the fact that there’s an old Trump tweet for everything, but also how many there are. All of his tweets should have come with an automatic disclaimer at the bottom that said, ‘Unless I’m president, ha ha. In which case, I believe the exact opposite.’” — SETH MEYERS