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Here at Row Zed, we don't play by the rules.

So, while the actual 2015/16 Premier League table may currently just be a series of zeros, we're not letting that stop us - we've already built ourselves a fully operational alternative league table.

It has Chelsea top by some way, which is pretty similar to the way things went last season. Arsenal are second, which again, isn't all that shocking.

But this table also has Man United down in 10th, Man City all the way back in 16th and Liverpool rock bottom, in 20th.

That's right, Liverpool fans - in this table, you're dead last.

So what is this bizarre alternative league all about?

Behold!

Yes, it's the average price of a house in the postcode of each team's stadium. Online estate agent eMoov.co.uk pulled together the data, which unsurprisingly shows all the clubs in and around the London area topping the table.

The Merseyside clubs prop up the Premier League - you can pick up a house in the L4 area of Liverpool for just under £73,000.

Compare that to the price of a house in Chelsea's SW6 part of west London: a frankly ridiculous £1.1m.

No wonder the rest of the country feels like this is what Chelsea residents spend their time doing when they're not at Stamford Bridge…