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Maniac Mare Munches Mr. Muffin



Local delivery mare, Derpy Hooves was arrested for assaulting her blind date. Responding to screams, officers found the stallion, Mr. Muffin covered in bite marks.



"She's trying to eat me!" He screamed to the officers.



After being arrested, the criminal had this to say before being taken away.



"Worst, muffin, ever!"



Derpy is due in court early season six.