super mario brothers 3: this mans a real dennis the menace lookin dude… he looks like he’d pull off some wacky stunts and tricks but they’d all be light hearted and just for his amusement. 9.1/10

super mario 64: nintendo succeeded in making an enemy in mario that i would 100% call an enemy. plain evil and untrustworthy. 9.2/10

super mario sunshine: it seems they wanted to try out a new approach with our friendly neighbourhood ghost, but it falls completely flat! look at those teeth… dear lord! 8.091/10

yoshi’s story: now here he just looks like they didnt have enough resources to make him looks good. 8.606/10

mario kart: super circuit: oh my god what in the world is happening here. 7.7/10

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars: ok NOW we’re back in business. kind of flat looking but reminiscent of our old friend from super mario bros 3. 9.33/10



mario tennis: ok now we’ve derailed once again. 4/10

super mario world: now this is just a picture of a galoomba. whos giving me these images?! 10/10

luigi’s mansion: FEAR! FEAR! FEAR! FEAR!/10

marshmallow: marshmallow./10

papper mario: this ones just perfection, theres nothing else to enhance about him. thank you. out of 10

mario party 4: actually. this is the perfect boo. out of 10

mario party 5: Actually. this is the real perfect boo of all time

Conclusion: i love it