

Previous | Next My New Jogging Partner Posted at: 2011-01-03 21:06:38 Original ad:

i want to get back into shape and am looking for a jogging partner. i always run better if i can keep the pace with someone else as i am sure other fellow runners know. i only work afternoons so i can run during the morning or night, doesnt matter much to me. shoot me an email if you want to be running partners



From Me to *************@*******.org:



Dear New Running Partner,



Hello! My name is Mustafi Chukwuemeka Adetokunbo, but my friends call me Wuemeka. I have just moved to Philadelphia from Kenya and I too am looking for a running partner. I run for twelve miles every morning, and another eight at night. I now run a 4 minute mile. I know this is slow, but no worry, I am aiming to run a 3:50 mile by next month. I most look forward to running with you, my new friend! Please respond with your contact information and where you would like to run. I am not so acquainted with Philadelphia, but I would prefer to run in densely forested areas if you know of any.



Run with you soon,



Wuemeka



From Steve ***** to Me:



wow man are you for real? theres no frickin way i can run a 4 minute mile!!!!!!!



From Me to Steve *****::



Dear Steve,



I am sorry to hear you cannot run a 4 minute mile. I can slow down my pace if you would like. How does a 4 minute 30 second mile sound?



Warm regards,



Wuemeka



From Steve ***** to Me:



HAH! dude i can run a 9 minute mile on a good day. thats it. im not training for the freaking olympics here...



From Me to Steve *****::



Nine minutes? Why are you so slow, friend? Nine minutes! Man oh man, is that slow! In my country, you would not survive! You would be eaten by a lion or speared by a rhino! I am very sorry for you my friend. You remind me of my last running partner Jumu, he was eaten by a cheetah!



Good day to you,



Wuemeka



From Steve ***** to Me:



yeah well this isnt africa this is PHILLY. we have crackheads here, not rhinos or cheetahs or elephants and we sure as shit dont have rainforests. come on man are you stupid?



From Me to Steve *****::



I am not stupid, you are the stupid one my friend! We will see who is the stupid one when you are being chased by a lion! We have a word for fools like you in Kenya - KUMAMAKO!



From Steve ***** to Me:



leave me the fuck alone jumanji!



Previous | Next Share Showing comments 1-25. View all comments Tabpqglp (2018-06-21 04:40:45)

West Hams 6ft 4in Geordie striker has been linked with a switch to China."rrickrelated storiesHI HO SILVAManchester United open talks with Monaco over ��70m signing of Portuguese wide man Bernardo Silva'The future, no one knows'Man United ac Qmpnzvpk (2018-06-19 02:04:28)

9; ��35m fee with Monaco for midfield star Tiemoue Bakayoko on lucrative five-year dealinter and outInter Milan may be worst team ever for selling players before they reached their prime Dele Alli brace against Chelsea for Tottenham is our moment of the w Dnrchyyn (2018-06-16 08:35:10)

runtled at a failure to regularly mount a serious challenge for the Premier League title they last won in 2004.Related StoriesSai no moreTony Pulis refuses to discuss Saido Berahino after it was revealed the str. " scored two goals on Sunday afterno Tbflgtlr (2018-05-23 16:17:11)

I would be more surprised to see Afflalo return as a super sub next season than seeing Jeff Van Gundy walk through the front door of Madison Square Garden as the next head coach.Closing GamesThe biggest hurdle every young team has to overcome is the abili Yqaflwry (2018-05-22 13:46:20)

OF Royce Lewis, Junipero Serra Catholic HSWith 70-grade speed, plus bat speed, raw power, and a chan.he hasn’t gotten the playing time to finally show how much of a help he can be.The Denver Nuggets finished another brutal week much the way most fig Zsztdzep (2018-05-10 06:47:16)

Butler is a three-time All-Star, three-time All-Defensive Team, and just last season received his first All-NBA Team nomination.ree agency will soon be upon us and there are some important decisions to be made.o assess the ongoing 1B battle; watch this sp Ayhpyzen (2018-05-05 16:29:11)

April 12, 2018Astros’ Yuli Gurriel Rehabbing, Raking At AA Corpus, Back Friday vs Rangers - April 10, 2018Father Figure: Former Astros’ Pitcher Shane Reynolds Cheers Son, Texas Longhorns’ Ryan Reynolds - April 8, 2018.Their pitching staf Uawzgvor (2018-05-04 15:04:45)

He is also a high strikeout pitcher fresh out of college who could be a dependable arm some day down the road.Trust me, if Nowitzki could come off the bench in Dallas, he certainly would.Astros’ outfielder Jake Marisnick, who played on the Marlins ( Pjmmeirh (2018-04-25 00:44:08)

It’s unclear if D’Angelo’s reinsertion will make much of a difference statistically or minute-wise, .While dealing with injuries in the early part of the season Parsons only averaged 8.First, Hassan Whiteside was also injured during Game 3. [url=h Ytunhsgz (2018-04-24 10:21:52)

to pull the plug on the ’16 season: “There’s enough bright spots and enough good players that I’m optimistic we’re still going to have a very productive summer.In his rookie year Parsons did anything but set the league on fir Yqkixgvx (2018-04-24 07:04:16)

as well as his on-base plus slugging percentage to.Gossage’s concerns over the direction of the Yankees will get lost in the profanity and anger that was directed at Brian Cashman.Instead, the Lakers got their point across, the league shook their fi Aapiewml (2018-04-23 12:18:02)

of responsibility on Derrick Rose’s shoulders, and as long as he is wearing that uniform, he is expected to show up as the superstar we know him to be.Backing the truck up to the Fresno clubhouse door provides no guarantee of landing a reliable star Xsseoalr (2018-04-22 16:09:34)

He really turned things around by going six innings and allowing just those four runs on five hits a.7;s Alex Bregman will slide to short occasionally, but Correa’s absence can now provide an opportunity, also, for more regular playing time for Marw Ihapxhcj (2018-04-21 15:14:21)

The acquisition of Frazier seemed almost inconsequential and a move to prevent the power-hitting third baseman from being traded to the Boston Red Sox.away) once again succumbed to the Detroit Pistons (27-24, 16-8 at home) by a final score of 111-105.Thes Jtphrjdj (2018-04-20 22:53:46)

s White Sox End Losing Streak - April 11, 2018White Sox Top Pitching Prospect Michael Kopech Impresses In 2018 Debut With Knights - April 10, 2018After Strong Start, White Sox Bats Continue To Stay Cold - April 10, 2018.2 bullpen-saving, blow-out innings Ogbfwfsb (2018-04-20 14:43:18)

Every team is going to have rough patches where they play seven straight road games, or play four games in five nights.He does not provide much of anything with the bat, but is solid defensively and provides good leadership on a young team.For the triangl Jvosaiqx (2018-04-20 01:13:43)

son Castro off his 3-day paternity leave, and make room for bringing McCullers off the DL for his start in Boston.“in volatile times,” as Hinch calls them, “where I often give him very little room for error.Even with the improvements the Yptsmjqg (2018-04-19 14:08:36)

“I had a pretty good idea,” Stassi told the Houston Chronicle, March 23, “but just to hear [Hinch] say it was surreal.This trade works for Minnesota as they get a potential superstar player and in Saric a potential rookie of the year wh Kfgsnnyk (2018-04-18 23:21:18)

Given his “natural leverage and uppercut swing,” he saw that pitchers were attacking the top of the zone.Though Thomas won two MVPs, his numbers are similar to Sheffield’s.With Headley’s contract gone, the Yankees are now perfectly Fyiowgzh (2018-04-18 18:47:14)

Keep battling and eventually good things are going to happen.Overall, Noah just gives the Bulls much more versatility on defense.rty as Joe Musgrove, Frances Martes, and Kyle Tucker has been deemed too high a price for Houston GM, Jeff Luhnow. [url=http Aphqtczm (2018-04-17 04:55:21)

“He was telling me, ‘I used to have no power,’ and then, he said, he talked to guy.going to be the next game unless he’s able to do a full practice tomorrow which we’ll see about.This all depends on the play of the Rockets, if they c Fsssjedm (2018-04-17 01:57:07)

Hundreds of fans march in protest of manager Arsene WengerThe Sun.SOUTHAMPTON are set for a megabucks takeover bid from Chinas largest investment bank. The highly-rated youngster has just been called up to the France squad for the first time after makin Tfkjdwao (2018-04-17 00:10:25)

"sunsportonline2nd January 20172:34 pmSo we move on to the four 3pm games, namely Everton v Southampt."EPA3Oscar is said to have been encouraging Diego Costa to leave Chelsea for the riches in ChinaGetty. "And upon their own request, the clu Uajobqpf (2018-04-16 22:26:41)

"s, results and live match commentaryChelseas first match of the Roman Abramovich era was at Anfield, and saw the Blues record their first win at the home of the Reds in the Premier League.""ge a defeat to a direct rival can have, none more so Uvxmrpxt (2018-04-16 22:06:51)

Last season, when the season looked bleak, Cashman traded away Chapman, Andrew Miller, Carlos Beltran, and Ivan Nova to bolster the minor league system.The GoodChris Paul is one of the three best point guards in the game.th 14, third in RBI (44), 4th in t

View all comments

