I’ve been back a few days from the Nerd Mecca that is San Diego Comic Con. My internal censors are getting back to normal quicker this year because for the first time ever, I didn’t catch con crud! This year was super fun, as always. I got some great interviews for the next few episodes of Kneel Before Aud. I went to some wild parties, saw amazing cosplay and bought WAY TOO MANY t-shirts. This was also my first year as an SDCC panelist! I was on two wonderful panels that were full of nerdiness and love.

RELATED: Check out all our SDCC 2017 coverage, here!

I also was privy to so many geek culture conversations. Discussions that ‘outsiders’ wouldn’t be able to decipher. It’s one of my favorite parts of any con – letting your geek flag fly. I also love collecting quotes from Comic Cons that would make any nerd chuckle. So engage your Giggle Drive and without any further adieu, here is this year’s Best of Overheard at San Diego Comic Con quotes! Thanks Social Media!

#OverheardAtSDCC

Lady: ugh, I hate these people. They take over this whole town and make it disgusting in July. pic.twitter.com/hvCSvc3fZA — Ash @ SDCC (@Zombie_Hime) July 21, 2017

ASSHOLE: “Hey Maui, you’re fat!” DUDE COSPLAYING MAUI FROM MOANNA: “I ain’t fat, I’m a demi-god, brau!” #OverheardAtComicon — BrianDBradley (@BrianDBradley) July 24, 2017

DUDE COMING OUT OF THE BATHROOM AT SAN DIEGO CONVENTION CENTER: I think I just had my last diarrhea. At least I hope so. #OverheardAtComicon — BrianDBradley (@BrianDBradley) July 24, 2017

“I now I understand why people want to stab each other in Hall H.” #OverheardAtSDCC — Britt Rivera @ Home (@kindamoviesnob) July 23, 2016

Random girl: why are they promoting Blade Runner now if it doesnt even come out till 2049? #SDCC #OverheardAtSDCC — Ash @ SDCC (@Zombie_Hime) July 22, 2017

#OverheardAtSDCC: “Tyrone!” – One Dipper cosplayer, to another Dipper cosplayer They hugged. — CouchCrusader (@CouchFromEQD) July 23, 2017

#overheardatcomicon that’s not Sheldon Cooper. Not every white guy is Sheldon Cooper. — Carrie Greiff (@carrie_greiff) July 20, 2017

“So like I was saying, Miles Teller has a supremely punchable face.” #overheardatsdcc #sdcc — Ipso Fatso (@WokeCrumbum) July 20, 2017

“Lesbian werewolves everywhere” – lady describing best possible universe #overheardatsdcc — Nicki Wright (@ohthatnicki) July 20, 2017

In a crowded area on the con floor: “This is the one place where you can’t be mad at anyone for getting excited” #overheardatSDCC #comiccon — Audrey Kearns (@audreykearns) July 24, 2017

“Unless Matthew McConaughey is in a thong somewhere, I’m not waiting in line” – guy w/ the correct strategy #overheardatsdcc #SDCC17 — Nicki Wright (@ohthatnicki) July 20, 2017

#overheardatcomiccon Guy 1: “Wow, this takes just like Mountain Dew.” Guy 2: “…that is Mountain Dew.” — The Home Sketch (@thehomesketch) July 21, 2017

“Sir, I did not eff you for nothing” #OverheardAtComicCon — Haley (@heotheleo) July 22, 2017

Overheard at #SDCC

Little boy sees giant poster for @FXNetworks‘s #TheStrain

Boy: Dad what’s wrong with them?

Dad: They caught a bad cold pic.twitter.com/MN3OO25Cda — Marqueeda LaStar (@LaStarGotNext) July 25, 2017

“I believe in you! This is adventure time! Go! GO!-an attendee in a wheelchair ❤️❤️❤️#OverheardAtComicCon #SDCC17 — M_Annetta @ #SDCC (@M_Annetta) July 21, 2017

After receiving #bladerunner2049 umbrella: “This day keeps getting better and better!” #overheardatcomiccon — Giant Spoon (@Giant_Spoon) July 21, 2017

#overheardatcomiccon “if Kal-El landed in the Soviet Union, everything would have been different.” #sdcc — The Home Sketch (@thehomesketch) July 21, 2017

“so the Viking funeral is behind the convention center…” #OverheardAtComicCon — Amanda Holland (@AwkwardHolland) July 20, 2017

“I don’t think that’s how global warming works.” #OverheardAtComicCon — ALY RUIZ (@alysianicholle) July 20, 2017

#OverheardAtSDCC: “Tyrone!” – One Dipper cosplayer, to another Dipper cosplayer They hugged. — CouchCrusader (@CouchFromEQD) July 23, 2017

“I think cocaine is paleo….. 100% vegan, 100% gluten-free…….. it’s a great way to lose weight” #overheardatSDCC — nicole | sdcc (@nicoleej0hnson) July 23, 2017

Overheard from my daughter to her friend,”The creative force to doodle should be stronger than any teacher’s rules.” #WhatMyKidLearned #SDCC — Farrsigh (@Farrsigh) July 24, 2017

Overheard at #sdcc: “Comic Con, full of Sophie’s choices…” — Mick Wingert (@MickWingert) July 23, 2017

Overheard at #SDCC:

“She was gesticulating with her bagel. Cream cheese was flying everywhere!”

“What a waste of cream cheese…and drama!” — Michael Varrati (@MichaelVarrati) July 23, 2017

“I can’t wait to wait in lines all day. It’s like the worst theme park ever.” – overheard at #SDCC #SDCC2017 — Justin Schwartz (@JustSchwartz) July 23, 2017

“Ma’am, we only allow dire guide dogs.” – overheard at #SDCC — Feelings @ SDCC E-04 (@bizmichael) July 23, 2017

Just overheard while sitting in the Marriott, “Dude! Rey is a Skywalker!” I love #SDCC — margaret mays (@magmays) July 23, 2017

“This steampunk locket you sold me burned my neck skin!” – overheard at #SDCC — Feelings @ SDCC E-04 (@bizmichael) July 22, 2017

Best overheard of the day: “The Deadpools are uniting! We’ve got to move!” #sdcc — Mike Roe @ SDCC (@MikeRoe) July 22, 2017

“Oh, that scar’s not makeup, please don’t poke it.” – overheard at #SDCC — Feelings @ SDCC E-04 (@bizmichael) July 22, 2017

“Find me on Grinder, I’m Steven UniVers Top” – overheard at #SDCC — Feelings @ SDCC E-04 (@bizmichael) July 22, 2017

“Actually I’m dragonborn on my father’s side but my mom converted when they got married.” – overheard at #SDCC — Feelings @ SDCC E-04 (@bizmichael) July 22, 2017

Overheard at #The100 #SDCC: I accidentally took a double dose of my medication and I’m an Aaron Sorkin character right now. — Kim Shumway (@kimshum) July 21, 2017

I don’t even know who they are, but they’re doing signings! #overheard at #SDCC — Victoria Venery (@tv_victoria) July 21, 2017

“Oh me? I’m dressed as the gangster played by Common that the Joker tried to get to cuckold him and then murdered.” – overheard at #SDCC — Feelings @ SDCC E-04 (@bizmichael) July 22, 2017

Overheard at #SDCC Ballroom 20:

Unknown Outlander Fan to me: “Are you leaving?”

Me: “No, I’m crossing my legs.” — Deborah Kennedy (@DebsterPA1) July 21, 2017

CRYING FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD TO HIS FATHER: But you already have SO many comic books and you’re old! #OverheardAtComicon — BrianDBradley (@BrianDBradley) July 24, 2017

I had to explain what a meme is. #overheard at #SDCC — Victoria Venery (@tv_victoria) July 21, 2017

Just overheard two kids debating why Wonder Woman would beat up Thor. Geek practices continue #sdcc — Frank (@AlienConcept) July 21, 2017

“I’m already taking pictures for my spank bank, dude” Overheard at #SDCC — Jessica (@okjessamy) July 21, 2017

Overheard at Comic-Con:I don’t know why her skin is blue but I’m really into it #SDCC2017 #SDCC — Circa Pop (@CircaCulture) July 21, 2017

“Why does this bus already smell like sweaty nerd?” — overheard on the shuttle to #SDCC. #Day2 — Lauren Cox (@Iaurencox) July 21, 2017

Overheard at #SDCC “I need a shower.I just want to go home & eat hot pockets.it’s late & full of creepers.don’t leave the bathroom w/o me.” — Katie (@ToKatie) July 21, 2017

“I was born to be a ninja.” Overheard next to me at #sdcc bar. — Blaze James (@blzjames) July 21, 2017

What’s this party for?

Stephen King’s video game.

Oh what’s it called?

IGN something #overheard #sdcc — April O’Neil (@undeux) July 21, 2017

Overheard at #SDCC: “You can touch the zombies at #ComicCon but they can’t touch you. It’s like a reverse lap dance policy” — Pam Gantt (@pam_gantt) July 21, 2017

Overheard at #sdcc: “I stand in line, and I know things” — Melissa Lee (@melissak_lee) July 21, 2017

There’s a pirate battle going on right now, you’re missing it. #overheard at #SDCC — Victoria Venery (@tv_victoria) July 20, 2017

“We need a power source for Han and a power source for the iPad.” – overheard at #Conival cc: @_missrachel #SDCC — Geek & Sundry (@GeekandSundry) July 20, 2017

Overheard at #SDCC:

“He’s old.”

“Like how old?”

“Like, he was alive before Supernatural was even on the air.” — Michael Varrati (@MichaelVarrati) July 20, 2017

“I’m not wearing a Wonder Woman costume to have a conversation about Israel. I just like the character.” – overheard at #SDCC — Feelings @ SDCC E-04 (@bizmichael) July 22, 2017

DUDE#1: I’m coming back to your hotel room, what should I bring? DUDE#2: Bring some hard lemonade. DUDE#1: You got it! #OverheardAtComicon — BrianDBradley (@BrianDBradley) July 24, 2017

Check out previous years’ lists, too!

The Best of “Overheard at San Diego Comic Con” 2016

The Best of “Overheard at San Diego Comic Con” 2014

The Best of “Overheard at San Diego Comic Con” 2015.

The Best of “Overheard at Dragon Con” 2016

The Best of “Overheard at Dragon Con” 2015