Tonight on Person of Interest (CBS, 10/9c), Reese gets his own taste of today’s collegiate life, as he lays eyes on the new POI. But will his and Finch’s snarkfest be snipped short by a $1,000 tragedy?

In this week’s episode, Reese and Finch are tasked by The Machine to protect Harper, a street-smart grifter (played by Charlie’s Angels‘ Annie Ilonzeh). In the clip above, Reese’s tailing of the gal tees up a convo about the oversexualized “bacchanal” that now passes for college life.

But as they banter, who’s keeping an eye on Bear? (You’ll want to keep this link handy, to fully appreciate the kicker.)

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