I was provided with a real rockin' gift box this year! Woodhouse, my pal in Iowa City, IA, home of the Hawkeyes hooked up some seriously slam-dunk swag. A psychologically themed pop-up book? LIKEHOWUKNOW?! It makes a great addition to my coffee table, and an interesting conversation piece.

On the other hand, the poker set provides a casual way to siphon money from my peers, allies AND enemies, at unexpected times! So far I'm down $3.00, but who's counting, really? Because I'm not.

I don't even remember how much money I'm out anymore. Or if I even am.

Ol' Woody even had the gall to provide me with a nudie deck. I burned them immediately upon opening, the devout Mormon that I am. Thank Jehovah I didn't open it in front of my family, or I would have received a petrifying shunning, similar to what my former younger sister underwent in her last years..

Just kidding, I made all of that last part up. I had to look up how to spell "Mormon" and "Jehovah" on the internet.

10/10 A+++ PROVIDER. WOULD GET FREE THING AGAIN.