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There is _another _ scary epidemic plaguing Florida. And this time it’s not a scary new drug, or giant snails, or STD-infected primates, or whole houses being swallowed up by sink holes, or people just going fucking crazy for absolutely no reason whatsoever. No, believe it or not it’s even weirder than all of those things.

The latest trend affecting Florida is people urinating in hotel ice machines. Don’t ask me how it started. Don’t ask me why they’re doing it. But it’s a real thing and it is happening, with two (that’s TWO!) separate reports of it in the last week.

First, on April 21st, when a British man vacationing in Orlando allegedly tried to make his own indoor yellow snow at the Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Studios.

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And then again, just over a week later, when pretty much the exact same thing happened at the Hampton Inn in St. Augustine Beach.

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So there you have it. Never use a hotel ice machine in Florida.