S3E01 – A Hellish Existence

Willow has SHORT HAIR! Squeee! And of course they’re inept at fighting. Willow’s got the jokes though

DSo, the intro still credits David Boreanaz…I hope he stays dead

Buffy doing the classic job of waiting tables. *FUCK THE PATRIARCHY* INTENSIFIES

Hooray! The gay football player is still around! And he lampshaded the deaths! Awesome

WOW. ALL THE RANDOM SIDE CHARACTER CALLBACKS

OH SURE XANDER GOOD IDEA TO USE HER AS BAIT

Oh dang…Joyce I’m going to go out on a rational limb and say it’s not Giles’s fault

SHE KNOWS. Shit needs to start happening now please.

Something something life force draining if I had to bet. KEN IS EVIL THERE WE GO

D’awww the good ship Corzander manages to right itself. Oz racing to defend Willow was a nice touch

She’s literally about to climb out of hell. THAT’S TOTALLY NOT A METAPHOR OR ANYTHING

And she’s back. Huzzah!

S3E02 – Buffy of the Dead

The team FINALLY GOT RADIOS UGHHH FINALLY. Hope those last longer than this episode

I hope everything just doesn’t go back to normal. That would be odd given her lengthy absence (okay nvm this conversation at the party hurts a lot)

ZOMBIES. Oh good the demon of the week. And Angel dreams…is this going to be a thing? Hope not

Yeah, maybe notice the glowing EYEBALLS on your wall

Shit Willow, step the fuck to Buffy right now. Get her head set back on straight

Hahaha “Stupid Americans” – Giles. Also Joyce is really unsympathetic right now.

This conversation hurts so much. It hurts a lot. Owwwww…oh good undead horde

Again the show does not disappoint in gruesome deaths. Right the fucking eyes Jesus

And a bit of deus ex to get her back into school still it’s cool to see Giles being a badass

S3E03 – Faith, Hope, and Charity (yes this is low effort)

Willow is still the funniest thing on this show. Oz is also fucking hilarious (and they’re great together)

Ominous limo, who’s inside? A black character! This is new. And a new baddie. A vampire? Probs not

Why the fuck does my town have a sick hangout like the bronze. Also more Angel dreams FUCK.

Her mom’s “na na nanana” was hilarious

Oh wait ANOTHER SLAYER. WHY DOES SHE EVEN EXIST? Kendra’s replacement? Gotcha.

She’s obviously going to usurp everyone’s affections and blah blah blah SEEN IT

SHE’S NOT TELLING HIM ABOUT THE WHOLE SOUL THING WITH ANGEL

Faith is a fucking berserker what the shit

Damn this Scott guy…he fucked that one up REALLY HARD (and it wasn’t his fault…sadness)

Woah shit she put that 4x4 through him like it was nothing.

Oh good she comes clean about Angel being cured before stabbage occurred

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WAAAYYYYYYYYYYY. HE’S BACK! HOLY SHIT

S3E04 – Jekyll and Hyde

Awww that’s fucking adorable that they’re watching him like that. And Willow is STILL KILLING IT “Wouldn’t you like to know?” Yes indeed he would (and I would too)

Now Oz is going to get framed for the attacks on the people BUT HE DIDN’T DO IT HE SWEARS

The counselor is black too! Whedon must have realized season one was pretty monochrome

I feel really badly for Oz…sadness right now. Poor Willow : ( she just wants to help

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ANGEL BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW IT’S HER!!!!! PLOT TWIST MOTHERFUCKERS

How the fuck was that a dream? NO FUCKING WAY THAT WAS A DREAM

Oh at least Angel isn’t just a perfect person. He is majorly fucked up right now

ALSO THE COUNSELOR HAS PROBABLY BEEN REPLACED OR MURDERED THAT’S ALSO HAPPY

Damn even more FUCK THE PATRIARCHY INCOMING. Scott = Jekyll and Hyde

Oz, don’t do anything stupid. Oh dear he’s gonna get attacked by Scott WHEN HE’S TRAPPED

Yep and Angel got away. You should have TOLD PEOPLE AND TIED HIM UP BETTER JESUS

See the blood, Buffy…see it. AND FOLLOW HIM

And now Angel is back…with a brutal murder. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

S3E05 – The Most Dangerous Game

Fight for the HOMECOMING QUEEN BEGIN! CORDELIA V. BUFFY FIGHT

Is the mayor a vampire? Or just a fucking weirdo?

Hey, the Texas vampire is here! THAT’S AWESOME! I LOVE ALL THESE CALLBACKS.

Xander and Willow could date still! ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR. OH GOD THEY’RE DANCING AND KISSING WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW THEY’RE KISSING OH GOD XANLOW IS COMING

TIME TO FIGHT. IN THE WOODS! TO THE DEATH. THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME!

Oh poor Willow she wants to break up with Oz I am SO CONFLICTED

CORDELIA LOVES XANDER TOO. OH GOD MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

Nice the Gorch brother escapes again. That way of killing the Germans was pretty stupid

The mayor is just someone heavily tied into the occult but still horrifying

Yes! Nice twist on the tie scenario!

S3E06 – Like Taking Candy from an Adult

Another cold open with killing a vampire. Can’t say I’m bored with them

Snyder is evil AND SO IS THE CANDY. DON’T TRUST IT HE’S IN WITH THE MAYOR

Well, they ate the candy and now are cursed forever. Hooray.

OH GOD THIS XANLOW SCENE IS ADORABLE. SO ADORABLE. D’AWWWWW

Apparently no one told Snyder not to eat the candy

Damn she really can’t drive. That was horrifying. Willow doesn’t want to die

Ah the candy is reverting their emotional age. Joyles slowly becoming a kid

IT’S ETHAN RAYNE. MORE CALLBACKS HOORAY! WHAT AN ASSHOLE THOUGH

And they crashed. AND GILES IS ARMED. OH LAWDY. Joyles is now a ship for real though

Young Giles is hilarious. “Hit him” smack “Yes!”

OH SHIT. THEY’RE TAKING BABIES THIS IS DEFINITELY FUCKED

Good job lighting that fucker on fire. Also Trick is definitely coming back and I LIKE THAT

S3E07 – Shit Kind of Hits the Fan

It wasn’t a slay open, but it was pretty darn close. Why can’t they stake first and karate later?

What type of special powers do slayers have? It just seems like martial arts right now

Xanlow in the library. This can only end in smoochies. Go Xanlow go! It’s adorable and seems natural

Yeah I bet splitting the party works really well….and FAILURE. Now Xander is at risk

HE SAW ANGEL. THIS IS NOT GOOD. THIS IS IN FACT REALLY BAD. AND HE SAW THEM TOGETHER SHIT

OH FUCK GILES THROWDOWN. DUDE IS HARD AS A MOTHERFUCKER STEP TO DAT

WOAH BRITISH CHICK IS A BAD GUY! THINGS I DID NOT SEE COMING FOR $10,000

XANDER YOU REALLY SCREWED THE POOCH ON THIS ONE

FUCK she has the glove ANGEL GET HER or save Willow that’s cool too

Alright she cut her arm off with a piece of thrown glass? Bullshit.

S3E08 – Shipper’s Paradise

Aww poor Willow…Xanlow continues strong however. Also 1430 is damn good.

SPIKE hit the sign again just like when he was introduced SPIKE EPISODES BEST EPISODES

Drusilla left him…can this be actual sadness I’m feeling?

Damn Willow is so adorable with the Pez and Xander d’awww they just want to be together

Alright enough with the college talk, TIME FOR SPIKE…to set himself on fire apparently

Willow, that will never work DON’T SOLVE IT WITH MAGIC and she’s lying to him but he knows good

SPIKE LEAVE HER ALONE NONONONONO DON’T YOU DARE HARM HER now it’s counseling…odd

God, now Spike is in Buffy’s house. Joyce + Spike is a good pairing again

Spike’s insight into Buffy + Angel not being friends is profound. And true.

HERE COME OZ AND CORDELIA TO CATCH THEM IN THE ACT FUCK NOOO CORDELIA NOOOOO

This fight scene is balling out of control. Holy shit. That was AWESOME

HOLY SHIT THEY KILLED CORDELIA nvm BOOO FUNERAL SCENE FAKEOUT

IS SHE BREAKING UP WITH ANGEL? WHAT IS THIS RIGHT NOW? The gang is being torn apart ;_;

S3E09 – Really Sad Counterfactuals

ANOTHER SLAYING OPEN. SOOOO MANY OF THESE. Willow and Xander are apart now? Sadness

Damn, Cordelia is about to go into straight murder mode. Also Oz is straight dishing with breakup talk

And, the wish went wrong. FUCKING BRILLIANT CORDELIA. THAT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE.

The vampires rule everything. She gonna get bit. I enjoy that she is developing though

Woah Vampire!Xander and Vampire!Willow! Damn Oz and Giles fighting back with gay football guy!

DAMN THEY FED ON HER SHE’S GONNA TURN. THIS EPISODE IS FUCKING CRAZY

Is this where “Bored now” comes from? I like it. Also Willow is a creepy motherfucker

Yay Buffy’s not dead! And she has more practical hair! Please just beat demon of week please

This factory is pretty damn disgusting. OH JEEZ why is she not resisting the tubes. SHE KILLED XANDER? WHY IS HE NOT DEAD?!?! Thick jacket I guess. SHE KILLED XANDER LIKE IT WAS NOTHING AND OZ KILLED WILLOW AND ANGEL DIED SO MANY FEELS RIGHT NOW ;_; OH HE FIXED IT YAY GILES

S3E10 – ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

Angel’s past! Hooray these flashbacks are awesome and old timey and now he’s seeing them oh joy

OZ AND WILLOW PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER HE MISSES HER YAAAAYYYYY SUCCESS D’AWWWWW

That does bring something up. How on Earth does Christmas work in California? No snow! Nonsense!

DAMN ANGEL THAT MAY HAVE BEEN A MISTAKE. GILES IS HARDCORE AS FUCK RIGHT NOW

Angel with a ‘stache and that hair…what the actual fuck it’s hideous. It’s Jenny! But she’s dead.

Man, this dude is really good at tormenting Angel. WHAT IS HE?

Daaammmnnn…Willow looking HAWT. Oz wants to take it slow. I like him more and more every episode

Angel is doing a remarkable job controlling himself. Giles has a conflict of interest in seeing Angel cured

IS HE GOING TO LET HIMSELF DIE! WHAT! BIG MISTAKE. The baddie looking like Jenny makes me sad

BUFFY STOP HIM FROM KILLING HIMSELF NONONO. This speech is actually really touching ooh snow

That is a shitload of snow. Xander actually does sleep outside (sad). Yaaay Christmas!

S3E11 – The Crucible or Some Shit Like That

Twist on the slay open….kind of. Interesting twist though. OH SHIT DEAD KIDS

This crusade seems a little irrational, especially with her mom’s involvement

Now Joyce is starting a crusade. MISTAKE MISTAKE ABORT ABORT and she named Buffy BAD MOVE

This is some Crucible shit right now. HOLY SHIT THESE FUCKING FASCISTS

Is the mayor using this parental campaign to cripple the slayer because he’s in with the demons?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THE MOM IS A PSYCHOPATH. CENSORSHIP IS NOT OKAY. EVER.

OH GOD WILLOW’S MOM SOLD HER OUT! QUICK SAVE HER FROM THE MOB

OKAY SALEM WITCH TRIALS MUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK HER MOM CHLOROFORM

ACTUAL STAKES AND BURNING WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

YAY CORDELIA SAVED THEM AND NOW IT’S HUGE HOLY FUCK and STABBED NICE GOING

S3E12 – Two Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Haha Angel was so freaked out when she told him about seeing her dad

Awww her dad is the classic overworker. I feel really bad for her now that her tradition is harmed

GILES NOOO. DID YOU SELL HER OUT?!? NO. NO. NONONONONO. YOU ASSHOLE

OH IT’S A WATCHER TRADITION. HOW ROYALLY FUCKED IS THAT?

Yeah, he’s going to escape. Shocker mate and all, but HOW DID YOU NOT EXPECT THIS

Ooooh backstory! Buffy’s introspection is depressing. Who would we be without our major trait?

Well, at least Giles comes clean about this FUCKED UP RITUAL. Buffy is so justified right now (she mad)

OH SHIT HE HAS HER MOM WHY IS THIS THE WORST DAY EVER. Also a selfie before they were cool

GILES SPILLED HIS TEA THAT’S LIKE SAYING “I FUCKED UR MUM” in BRITISH

Damn, Buffy you missed from 5 feet with a crossbow. The serum really did fuck you up

Okay, this bad vampire is REALLY FUCKING SCARY RIGHT NOW he just enjoyed that crucifix eugh

That method of killing him was fucking sweet. THEY’RE TRYING TO TAKE GILES AWAY! KILL THEM ALL

S3E13 – Nicholas Brendon in “Drive”

ANOTHER SLAY OPEN. Really funny though “Occasionally I am callous and strange”-Willow killing it again

I predict XANDER DEVELOPMENT given this Cordelia bitchslap. GO FORTH AND DEVELOP MY CHILD

Damn Xander doing some serious macking right now. She’s using you for the car though bro

Woah O’Toole is a fucking necromancer. Xander you might want to bail ASAP

Ok, this spirit effect is super fucking BAD. Like holy crap terrible.

Xaith! A NEW SHIP EMERGES OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. Ok ship over it was just a casual thing.

This threat is apparently huge. This buildup wasn’t entirely convincing to me. The tone with Xander is just too jokey this episode. His plot is comedy while the main plot is apparently for real

WOAH THE HELLMOUTH IS BACK THOUGH and XANDER JUST MURDERED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT GUY

Cool as fucking cucumber Xander. It’s sad that he’s accepted death that much though.

Xander is a fucking badass now. SUCCESS!

(Alright I decided to write some post-mortem on this initially confusing episode. So as my reactions indicate, I felt Xander’s plot was the jokey side plot of the episode. However, upon further reflection, I realized that the team’s problem this episode was the most generic, boring Buffy-esque crap ever created. The real, interesting plot was Xander’s. While Buffy and the team went through the motions they do every week, Xander developed as a character and ultimately showed me that his story this episode was far more important than the Hellmouth plot. This view prevailed early (see “XANDER DEVELOPMENT) then waned (His plot is comedy), when I should have realized that Xander was the most important person this episode for the entirety of the episode.)

S3E14 – That’s No Moon, It’s a Morbidly Obese Demon

Okay, what is with these slay opens. The only thing keeping them fresh is this hilarious dialogue

MORE MAIN PLOT IS OUTSTANDING. THE MAYOR IS A WEIRD MOTHERFUCKER (planning to ascend?)

SHIT WILLOW! THOSE COLLEGES ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME. And Cordelia is a huge dick

I HATE THIS NEW WATCHER. HIS NAME IS SUPER WEIRD TOO and he’s a FUCKING PANSY

Yeah, that was a good fight scene. Excellent choreography and a nice fakeout from Buffy

No me gusta Faith’s methods. Also Buffy acting babyish is pretty awful

ALSO COPS HOW FUCKING GENIUS WAS THAT BUFFY. FAITH IS DANGEROUS.

OH DEAR. THAT MAN WAS NOT A VAMPIRE. OH GOD FAITH YOU IMPULSIVE IDIOT

Nice kill by Buffy and set up for a new demon foe and now Wesley knows about Angel. SHIT.

WOAH THE MAYOR IS THE GODDAMNED TERMINATOR RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT.

Shit Faith, don’t cut yourself on that edge. (n)edgy(n+2)me

S3E15 – Murder Most Fowl (featuring Jason Boreanaz as Sherlock Holmes)

Another “Previously on”! GET HYPE FOR CONTINUITY EVERYONE! Faith should go to jail though

DETECTIVE ANGEL IS ON THE CASE. He needs a .45 and a stiff drink and a fedora and noir mode activate

DETECTIVE ANGEL IS STILL ON THE CASE. Only now it’s the detective’s case. WATCH OUT COPPER

FAITH I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AGAIN. YOU GOT XANDER OFF BUT THAT’S ALL YOU EVER DID GOOD

At least Giles knows. I’m less mad now but FAITH YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT. BURN HER AT THE STAKE

Oh jesus. Now WESLEY KNOWS. IT’S ALL FUCKED. THIS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD

I take it back. That was a bad thing that Faith and Xander did because Willow is sad. And I am too : (

Woah Faith, that’s definitely RAPE. FORTUNATELY DETECTIVE ANGEL IS STILL ON THE CASE. Faith’s case. In this case. Case. Case. Case. That’s a fun word. BECAUSE DETECTIVE ANGEL IS ON IT (the case)

NO ANGEL!!! Ok, they didn’t take him, so things are still okay. But she got out…big future plot point

Alright, she saved Buffy…that’s okay-ish maybe kind of NEVER MIND SHE’S PLAYING FOR THE WRONG TEAM GODDAMNIT FAITH

S3E16 – The Wonder Twins

MORE CONTINUITY! WITH DAT NECKLACE! That was a sad episode though DON’T DO IT LOWER BEINGS

Willow is hilarious. “Buff Buff? Hehheh” Absolutely killing it. “You want us to breed?” Oh my sides

FAITH IS A DOUBLE AGENT NOW. FUCK THAT SHIT FOR REALSIES UGGGHHH

FUCK YOU SNYDER. WILLOW IS SO OVERWORKED RIGHT NOW AND THE FRIENDS AREN’T HELPING

Oh dear. It’s Evil!Willow, known as wolliW for clarity. This should be a wackyTM episode “Bored now”

Their reactions to this are heartbreaking “I can’t feel anything” and these hugs are ADORABLE

OH FUCK OZ DOESN’T KNOW. HE DOESN’T KNOW SADNESS : ( DON’T LEAVE HER IN THE LIBRARY

This clothes switch will only cause more confusion and they’ll probably forget to test with a crucifix

Corwesley ship continues to find clear seas and fortuitous winds

At least wolliW made that basketball player heel like a scared puppy

S3E17 – It Was All a Clever Ruse!

This opening sequence is pretty standard innuendo but also really fucking hilarious

FAITH IS EVILLLLL DO NOT TRUST. SHE’S GOING TO REPORT TO THE MAYOR ON THIS ONE

Willow is probably more skilled in magic than we know. Also, the Corwesley is still going strong

I HATE FAITH SO FUCKING MUCH AND NOW SHE’S SEDUCING ANGEL FUCK THAT BULLSHIT

The small-town demeanor of the mayor combined with the DEMON PALS is really unsettling

FAITH YOU ABSOLUTE BITCH. MURDER HER! MURDER HER! WITH FIRE AND BLOOD

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGELUS IS BACK WHAT IS MY LIFE. GETTING REAL TIRED OF THIS SHIT WHEDON

Shit Buffy is slowly destroying Faith’s psyche. She is FUCKING PSYCHO

WWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!! IT WAS A TRICKERY ALL ALONG! GENIUS!!!! HAPPINESS : )

Oh damn Giles got those freaky underworld hookups dog. What a playa.

Okay, Buffy you told him to do shit and now you’re mad are you kidding me right now CAN ANYONE SAY MIXED MESSAGES “Hey Angel, hurt yourself with acting. Also I need a break because it was scary”

S3E18 – I Am Become Charles Xavier

Full end game time! I’d be surprised if there WASN’T a “Previously on” for the rest of the season

But of course! What would the late season episode be without a slay open?

Buffy STOP REJECTING ANGEL BEING NICE. HE LOVES YOU. DON’T BE A DICK.

She’s about to read some thoughts! I predict a gift that is actually a curse

Haha Oz is deep as hell right now. Also Xander and Wesley’s thoughts are goddamn hilarious

QUICK GET HER A HELMET LIKE THE ONE MAGNETO WEARS.

Damn Xander, way to out yourself as a potential shooter. Also a little bit morbid on the shooting jokes

WWOOAAAH FUCK JOYCE AND GILES DID THE DIRTY…TWICE!!! Holy fuck laughing so hard right now

Well, it’s either Jonathan or the editorial kid. And this is really affecting Buffy badly.

I love Larry the gay football player! He’s my favorite minor character.

IT’S THAT ONE GUY. I KNEW IT! DAMN HE FOOLED EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD

Classic hostage talk-down situation. EMPATHY SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

Oh shit that’s why he only had one round in the gun! IT WAS THE LUNCH LADY ALL ALONG!

Damn I hope they keep bringing up the Joyles tryst. It’s fucking hilarious

S3E19 – The Price of a Life

Damn this mayor is really fucking creepy. And another slay open…how many of these have we had?

SHIT BUFFY GOT INTO NORTHWESTERN?!? THAT’S A TOP 15 SCHOOL! HOLY CRAP WILLOW IN OXFORD!

Faith still has the bow she stole. A double cross begins the episode, will by a double cross it end?

How the FUCK did Cordelia get into Columbia? Oh money that’s right.

Why ON EARTH would you send Willow up the ladder first? Big mistake. Why send her away?!?! Mistake

NOOOOOO THEY GOT WILLOW. FAITH IF YOU TOUCH HER I WILL BURN YOU ALIVE KILL FAITH KILL HER

And now you have the classic situation of one life for thousands. FUCK YES OZ TELL HIM WHAT’S UP

WILLOW IS BALLING OUT OF CONTROL WITH THE FLOATING PENCIL OF “MURDER SPREE”

TWIST! THE POLICE ARE HERE. THIS IS AWESOME! HEADCRABS! Miscommunication! OH SHIT IT’S LOOSE

AWW YISSS SHE TORE THE PAGES OUT! WHAT A FUCKING BADASS! Hey Wesley FUCK YOU!

They’re going to college together?!? CUTE! : ) Uh-oh that sounded like a question “We will” from Angel

S3E20 – And Prom’s Tomorrow!

A not slay open and a callback to Anya? I bet she comes in handy in the finale (Mayor scorns Faith?)

What the FUCK is Joyce doing in Angel’s house? Is she going to break them up? RRRAAAGGGEEE

OH GOD IT’S THE RING VIDEO! And a helldog beast thing! Now it’s dreams! FLAMING BUFFY!

He said, “We need to talk” – gg no re on relationship. Death knell for them WAY TO BREAK HER HEART

Damn…Cordelia got fucked by the IRS. Thanks Obama! Valorous attempt by Xander though

ANGEL YOU CANNOT OFFERING TO HELP LIKE THAT RIGHT AFTER YOU BROKE UP WITH HER

Aww, Wesley is in love! I STILL FUCKING HATE HIM. Daamn Willow looking ravishing!

We need Larry the gay football player at this prom. MAKE IT FAAAAAAABULOUS!

Oh dear…THREE OF THEM GOT OUT BUFFY YOU GOT TO BOOK IT! Wow she killed them easily

HEY IT’S JONATHAN! HOT DAMN WHEDON, you get the callbacks down straight and this letter is incredibly touching. She gets some recognition! HOORAY! Class Protector what a badass

OF FUCKING COURSE ANGEL CAME BACK NOW DANCE AND MAKE BUFFY HAPPY DAMNIT

S3E21 – Season 3 Finale, Part One (Preparations)

The problem with marathoning these things is that the “Previously on” segments get boring

I KNEW THE KNIFE WOULD MATTER THOUGH. IT’S GONNA STAB THE MAYOR IN THE FACE

This smiley yet vitriolic Willow is one of my favorite jokes yet. “Vacuous tramp” Haha

Does Anya know something about the Ascension? I bet she does that FOUL DEMON okay nvm she cool

The mayor’s invulnerability means he can just walk in like this and it’s horrifying. What a creep.

Corzander return powers ACTIVATE! They can be together for a few days…: (

YEEEESSSS WILLOZ! Just like Oz said, it happened when “They both needed it most”

OH MY GOD SHE SHOT ANGEL. They really haven’t emphasized heart is necessary though

AND IT WAS POISONED JUST LIKE FAITH HERSELF THAT LUDICROUS WHORE

Willoz – still adorable : ). Oz’s chill nature complements Willow so well happy fuzzies intensify

You know, for a group that supposedly runs anti-evil efforts worldwide, the Council has made a real botch of things. And they should probably move when the Slayer is in California. And Buffy has laid down the FUCK YOU HAMMER on Wesley. OH SHIT “Get a job” – Wesley you fucked

Okay, you need the blood of a Slayer. GET FAITH AND STICK HER LIKE A FUCKING PIG. DO IITTT!

OH BUFFY HAS THE SPECIAL KNIFEY THING! SO HYPE SO HYPE RIGHT NOW

Okay, this karate shit is great and all, but couldn’t she have started with a short range crossbow shot?

HAHAHA JAWS REFERENCE from the Xan-man! And ugghhh bugs why would you eat that?

WOOAAAH FUCK SHE ACTUALLY STABBED THE SHIT OUT OF HER HOT DAMN

Don’t let her jump Buffy, BAD IDEA and now she’ll escape…GO GET THE BODY!!!! GAHHHHH

S3E22 – Season Three Finale, Part Two

Let me just say, I am SO FUCKING HYPE RIGHT NOW. Also, Faith might not actually be dead. Just saying

The mayor appears to actually care for Faith. Not sure whether to gloat or sympathize

I actually don’t want Angel to die though. Again. STAY ALIVE ANGEL he’s hallucinating that’s bad

Willoz – goddamned adorable even in the face of the apocalypse

Buffy is so fucking metal right now. “Drink me” at least Angel reacted properly WOAH BUFFY YOU ARE HITTING A SICK MAN I GUESS THAT WORKED THOUGH. This is weird and disgusting I have to say

DID HE KILL HER? Ruh roh raggy, have fun explaining that to Xander. Oh good idea hospital. Can she actually recover in time for graduation?

FAITH IS ALIVE I FUCKING KNEW IT! But vegetative. This actually seems to be affecting the mayor

NONONONONONONONONOO the mayor is going to KILL BUFFY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! Okay, Angel did something about it and the mayor is still invulnerable, so this was just a prelude

Are they going to give her a transfusion from Faith? Unclear. She looks rough though. Mayor wanted a daughter figure. Loss will affect him badly. Buffy healed quickly. Is Faith the chink in his armor?

They omit the plan naturally, so this is going to be an AWESOME FIGHT. Oz keeping it real again.

Shit he will block out the sun. SO THEY WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE! And they’re making a huge bomb

Corwesley engages in panic snogging…but will it last? NO, apparently not. Actually kind of surprised here

YAY JONATHAN AND LARRY! My favorites! Damn everyone is smooching right now…Willoz getting heavy

Except for Buffangel, which is depressing AS FUCK at the moment

SQUEEE IT’S STARTING!!! I remember this music! And Snyder’s speech is perfect to the character. Lol Willoz coming in late! Could it have something to do with someone coming late?

His most evil act was to make them listen to the speech before attempting to ascend

This speech is obviously an innuendo, but it’s honestly not a bad speech.

HE IS BECOME DEATH DESTROYER OF WORLDS! AKA A HUGE FUCKING SNAKE

WOAH SHIT EVERYONE IS MILITARIZED!!! WOAH FLAMETHROWERS! THAT IS SO FUCKING SICK

SHIT YEAH THIS FIGHT FUCKING ROCKS! LARRY NOOOOOOOO!

OH LORD THEY NEED A NEW PRINCIPAL ASAP. THIS IS LOOKING PRETTY BAD…OK maybe not

JONATHAN NOOOOOO! I KNEW THAT KNIFE WOULD COME IN HANDY!!!!

BUFFY ALWAYS RUN WITH THE POINT DOWN! OH FUCK YES!!!! KABBOOOMMMM MADAFUCKER