Pizza Hut, why are you punishing Americans?

The U.S. might be the worldwide leader in fast food and fat people but British diners will get the first taste of Pizza Hut's new hotdog-stuffed-crust pizza.

The fast-food chain newest offering debuts in Great Britain. It is a 14-inch pizza with a single hotdog - contemplate that for a minute - baked into the ring of crust at the edge of the pie.

McDonald's McRib sandwich and KFC's Double Down, a sandwich made of fried chicken breasts surrounding bacon and cheese, made us the undisputed champs of bizarre foods but Pizza Hut U.K. just threw down the gauntlet.

So fast-food nation, how do you respond? Offer your ultimate fast-food-combo recipe @RightNow