If these clowns said the moon was made out of green cheese Trump would tweet it.

I love the smell of a Trump twitter meltdown in the morning. It smells like panic.

x Wow, watch Comey lie under oath to Senator G when asked Ã¢ÂÂhave you ever been an anonymous source...or known someone else to be an anonymous source...?Ã¢ÂÂ He said strongly Ã¢ÂÂnever, no.Ã¢ÂÂ He lied as shown clearly on @foxandfriends. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 18, 2018

The only thing clear is that Trump is too stupid to pick his battles. Calling Comey a liar is a fight he’s going to regret picking, but hey, it’s his hill to die on, right?

x Spent very little time with Andrew McCabe, but he never took notes when he was with me. I donÃ¢ÂÂt believe he made memos except to help his own agenda, probably at a later date. Same with lying James Comey. Can we call them Fake Memos? — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 18, 2018

Just because the memos weren’t made directly in front of Trump doesn’t make them fake, but whatever.

x Why does the Mueller team have 13 hardened Democrats, some big Crooked Hillary supporters, and Zero Republicans? Another Dem recently added...does anyone think this is fair? And yet, there is NO COLLUSION! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 18, 2018

Mueller’s a Republican, so is McCabe and so is Rosenstein.

Watergate, Waterloo.

What a fool believes, he tweets.