GONE are the days of using a "little finger" to portray a tiny willy.

Among the raft of new emojis coming into play this year is the "pinching hand", which many people have suggested will be used to suggest when the size of a man's penis is below average.

7 People reckon the new pinching hand emoji will be used to suggest a small penis Credit: Unicode Consortium

Here we spoke to two men with small manhoods to gauge their reaction to the new "inclusive" emoji...



'I’m living proof that sex is all about technique, not size – having a small penis has made me better in bed'

Army veteran Micky Harris, 30, from Hereford, has a 2.9in penis and says his small manhood hasn’t held him back – even though his mates have compared it to dental floss...

GROWING up, I used to worry about my penis size, but once I started dating girls I realised there was absolutely nothing to worry about. I am living proof that sex is all about technique, not size!

7 Micky Harris has a 2.9in penis and says his small manhood hasn’t held him back Credit: News Group Newspapers Ltd

To be blunt, once the willy is erect it doesn’t make much difference, but I’ve never had a problem getting it up, or a girl say, "Oh, that’s a small one".

Penetration is only the finale of sex. If anything, I think having a small penis has made me much better in bed because I concentrate on foreplay and being caring and considerate; I think that is what really turns a woman on.

Being in the Army, I used to get loads of banter about the size of my willy. I’ve had friends say, "Oi, mate, I’ve got something stuck in my teeth, can I use your willy?" And I would get called "the micropenis guy".

7 Micky reckons his small penis has actually made him better in bed Credit: Diana Appleyard

Luckily I’m a big, fit guy and nothing really intimidates me. So many men worry about the actual size of their penis, and it’s so pointless.

The fact is there’s nothing I can really do about it, and I honestly don't think women care about the size of your dick. I would never consider having a penis enlargement operation – what if something went wrong?

Porn puts lots of pressure on men - most men in porn films have enormous dicks. But that isn’t natural and men shouldn’t compare themselves to those guys.

I have one mate who has a massive willy, and that’s much more of an issue – women can find that very uncomfortable and it puts them off.

7 Micky is currently travelling and working in New Zealand with his long-term partner Credit: Diana Appleyard

At the moment I have left the Army and I'm travelling, working in construction in New Zealand with my long-term partner. The work is hard and physical - I don’t feel as if I need a big willy to prove that I am a man!

I for one stand up and applaud this new emoji! I think in general everyone is far too sensitive about their body parts and it should be taken exactly as it – a bit of fun.

I can see how some people might be offended, but personally I think it will just be used as banter between friends. If someone sends me the new small willy emoji I will just laugh and say, "Good on you".

What is a micro-penis? In adults, the condition refers to any penis smaller than 2.8 inches in length. In infants, a micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length. This is considered significantly smaller than a “normal” male newborn’s penis, which is between 1.1 and 1.6 inches in length when stretched gently.

'I didn’t have sex until I was 21 due to my small todger – condoms used to slip off because it was so small'

Married Ant Smith, 52, an engineering manager and author who lives in Barking in east London, admits he spent 30 years worrying about his three inch penis – but his wife has never complained…

7 Ant Smith spent 30 years worrying about his three inch penis Credit: Brad Wakefield - The Sun

WHEN I was younger the size of my penis was a considerable embarrassment to me. I used to look at everyone in school and worry that I seemed so much smaller than them.

If anyone on TV ever made a joke about tiny willies I would die inside.

When I was getting changed for games I used to hide. Other boys would tease me and call me "micro dick". When you’re a teenager, you don’t want to be different in any way, and the size of your penis is – quite wrongly – supposed to represent how much of a "man" you are.

As a result of my embarrassment I didn’t have sex with a woman until I was 21. I honestly thought they would laugh when they saw my penis.

Thankfully they didn’t – but I had a couple of dreadful experiences when the condom slipped off my willy as it was too small to keep it on.

7 The anxiety Ant suffered growing up led him to become a performance poet and write a book about small willies in his spare time Credit: Louis Wood - The Sun

I spent probably 30 years worrying about the size of my penis. The thing that cured me was my wife Christine (48).

She’s a lovely, intelligent woman and she made me realise that loving sex has nothing to do with the size of your willy. She has never complained and has helped me understand it doesn’t affect your technique, or the person that you are.

Now I can easily laugh about all the fuss made about penis size.

The anxiety I suffered growing up led me to become a performance poet and write a book about small willies in my spare time.

I realised that someone had to bring this issue out into the open and allow us blokes to laugh about our hang-ups and be open about such a taboo and supposedly shameful subject.

7 Now Ant can laugh about all the fuss made over penis sizes Credit: DIANA APPLEYARD

In my youth it blighted my life and I didn’t want other men to suffer as I did.

I started off writing a poem called Shorty and it got an amazing response. I then arranged The Small Penis Party in London and loads of people came!

Next I wrote a blog which seemed to open the floodgates, allowing other men to discuss their penis size. I know from my own experience just how serious an issue it can be.

I think the small willy emoji is actually a step forward. To make people more aware and sensitive about each other, we have to develop a kind of language that enables awkward things to be discussed, so having an emoji for a small penis makes sense.

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Of course some people will use it in a derogatory way to body shame, and that is sad – but I’m hopeful it will be used in a kind, light-hearted way and will get people talking about the issue of penis size.

As I say in my book The Small Penis Bible, willies are funny, big or small – I’m looking forward to receiving my first small willy emoji!

Read Ant’s blog here.

According to the “Am I Normal?” study, 5.16 inches (13.1cm) is the average length of a penis when erect. Just five per cent of erect penises are bigger than 6.3 inches (16cm) long.

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According to Elizabeth McGrath, a Bay Area somatic sex therapist, sex with a micropenis can actually lead to more pleasure and be beneficial for both parties.

We previously told how a woman claims her boyfriend’s 8.5inch penis caused them to break up because having sex was so "hard".

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