it wss the usual day in alex jones's house. he had just goten done eating a sandwich with his shirt off. just then, shrek broke down the door!

"oy! where's homer?!" shrek ased.

"who the hell is homner!" alex jones screamed like a disabeled homo;

"well, he's about to be what aer you going to be," shek said. "a shit sllut!"

shrek then punch alex jones in the face, knocking him to floor. alex jones felt his pats slide off, exposing his tiny micropenis dong.

"what are you doing?!" alex jones said. "you're making me into a gay!"

shrek grined. "i'm going to make you into a whoer," he said, droppng his pants. he hovered his big green ass over jones's face, as alex jones kept screming like the dumb little cunt he is.

"no! no no!"

"here comes the flood!" shrek said as hes ass unleashed a blast of swampy, diareeha shit all over alex jones's face. a lot of it got into his mouth, chokings him and making him suffucate to deth. shrek laughhed as he put on his pants and walked out of alex jones's house.