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brainy bold & beautiful babe sought...for regular weekend(+) climbing adventures in not-so-far-off lands of splendor & mystery-for romantic forced biveys on random sketchy ledges in the valley & elsewhere-for long drives w/ loud music-for long climbing days w/ good friends & better views-for long runouts to manky 1/4" bolts-for lazy sunday afternoons in the meadow watching guyz on el cap inch their way up to the top.find yourself getting a little bored when standing on flat ground?tired of just pulling on plastic in the gym?looking to get outside more regularly?not bothered by a 4 hr drive as long as you get to listen to "the hawk"?do you know what time the savemart in oakdale closes?do you take old priest grade?do you prefer athletic tape to foundation & mascara?(it's ok if you look great in both or can't choose which you prefer...)do you like guys that think scabs on your hands (& knees) are sexy?have you always wanted to have sex on a portaledge?wish you could find a man who would just shut up & climb?i'm looking for a woman:with soft skin, a soft voice, & a soft touch w/ a nut tool.i'm looking for a woman:who gets inexplicable joy out of groveling & grunting her way up off-widths (or at least enjoys climbing anotomically correct cracks).i'm looking for a woman:who likes the idea of red wine & ritz crackers in the moonlight on a bouldering pad at ~8000 ft.i'm looking for a woman:w/ a great attitude, a great mind, a great set of lips, & great footwork.i'm looking for a woman:who can hold her own in the gorge or on a peak- likes (equally) to cook over a wolfe range or an msr- & who will try to to beat me to the cragg every morning (so she can be the one to lead the 1st pitch).i NEED a woman:who knows safe climbing & safe sex are equally important.a little about me:i like to climb & i'm fairly good looking.i've done some climbing & i've done some dating & i know what i'm doing.a little about you:you have a good head for leading (or wish you did).you like setting gear & clipping bolts equally well.you are not a numbers chaser- you just like to climb.when you're not climbing you're hard to catch between all the mtn biking/ running/ late night dancing & all your other high energy pursuits.you also enjoy a good book, a warm fire, spicy foods, & jet li flicks.your favorite things in life include flowers, sushi, mountains, sushi, movies, sushi, good friends, sushi, sunsets, beaches, fuzzy little cute 4 legged whatevers, & sushi (oh yeah- & climbing trips- & sushi...)you long for a witty, athletic, charming, fit, & intelligent man to sweep you off your 5.10s & bring some excitement into your life. you know the crux is finding a guy who will be both your best friend &&&&&&&&& the lover you've been looking for all your life...can i check your knot?(please attach a picture of yourself- thanks!)Other ways to contact poster:ask me for a spot.give me the beta.put your chocolate in my peanut butter (heyyyy- that's really good...)