I won’t sit here and say Adrian Beltre getting his head touched is the number 1 blog a blogger could write for pageviews but in a weird way I feel like it’s my duty. It’s my most important responsibility in life. It’s the reason we have a trusting blogger/reader relationship. When Adrian Beltre does something important and people try to touch his head, I will blog it, every single time. You can count on me. I won’t go on vacation for months at a time and then show up one day out of the blue and blog about Adrian Beltre, no no no, I’m here, always, ready for the next time someone tries to fuck with Adrian Beltre. You don’t like it? Well here’s a dick punch he gave Chi-Chi Gonzalez, that’ll teach you.

Love that the reporter even tried to get in the fun and Beltre still was on his toes. At this point I almost feel bad for Beltre. The whole world knows he doesn’t like it, and it’s not an act, he truly doesn’t like getting his head touched, so he basically spends every waking hour flinching and ducking and hitting people in the dick.

Previously.