Third Year Livid After Learning CULC Vending Machines Don’t Accept Bitcoin

Simply wanting to grab a candy bar or bag of chips on his way to class, third year Kirk Hughes went to the vending machine on the first floor of the CULC only to become enraged once learning it did not accept bitcoin as viable currency. Sources confirm he looked all over the machine for a symbol or sticker that would confirm that it takes bitcoin, even going so far as to Googling it and reaching the middle of page two before screaming what seemed to be an expletive, though witnesses failed to agree on which one.

Hughes reportedly made the trek up several flights of stairs to the fourth floor where he found once again, the vending machine only accepted BuzzFunds, a form of currency that, according to reliable sources, is not bitcoin. Hunger and greed overwhelmed Hughes, however, and he was seen using his Buzzcard to buy multiple candy bars and chips, exiting the CULC with his cargo pockets full of high fructose corn syrup and capitalism.