F*ck The Elf on the Shelf: Here’s Krampus in the Corner!





I know, it’s not even Halloween yet and here I am blogging about Christmas-related shit. But this is too good not to share as it just reared its fantastical head on the Internet: Krampus in the Corner. Not only is there a Krampus in the Corner cute plush toy, but it also comes with a creepy 32-page picture book “told from Krampus’s point of view.”

Unlike the Elf, Krampus does not speak in rhyme. Read along as he tells what horrors await you if you misbehave! Featuring 16 full-color, painted illustrations.

The authors’ note: “This book is not intended for young children. It is a horror parody featuring scary situations and mild gore.”

Learn more about Krampus in the Corner here.





h/t Coilhouse on Facebook

Previously on Dangerous Minds:

Behold the evil glory of the Baphomet, Krampus and Cthulhu tree toppers!

Merry Krampus: ‘Horribly distasteful Christmas sweater’

Krampus Christmas!

Krampus hits the American mainstream

The Krampus has been BORN: Behold this one-of-a-kind Krampus nativity set!

