Some might think this song is just another example of Britney trying to prove she's all grown up, but, from a basic feminist perspective, a song about a woman masturbating is pretty ballsy and unique.

Plus, it's actually a really cool song, more soft and smooth than upbeat and dance-y, making it the perfect song when you want pop but don't want to feel like you should be in your pjs, jumping around and singing into a hairbrush.

Best lyric: "I'm not ashamed of the things that I dream / I find myself flirting with the verge of obscene"