Hate to break it to ya (actually, no, I am actually quite enjoying breaking it to ya) but Barby's unavailable for Spike. Even if it wasn't enough that she exists in an alternate rule 63 dimension, but if she does exist she's too busy hounding after Elusive to ever notice a male version of her self. And even then, who wants to date an opposite gender version of themselves? Spike isn't narcissistic enough for that.



"Hey Spiiiiike <3" "I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!"