There I was, minding my business, trying to stay awake, and daydreaming about killing some time on Reddit during lunch, when suddenly, a package appeared on my desk.

In fact, not just one package, but two

"Odd" I thought to myself, "I haven't ordered anything from Amazon recently, whatever could this... By the seven! Arbitrary day!"

Quickly shedding any guise of productivity, I whipped out my potato and began documenting the unboxing of my loot. -- First box!

Another box? Boxception? Ok, let's go deeper.

Coffee! Yay! Apparently my internet stranger picked up on the fact that I freaking love coffee.

But wait, there's more! Now, for box número dos!

What's this you say? A giant House Stark stein that'll double as a bludgeon for when Client... err... I mean Wildlings manage to make it into my office?

Well played, random internet stranger. Cthulhu is most pleased with your offerings. (I think they're pretty gorram shiny myself)