I got home from work to see a package with the RedditGifts logo on it and immediately began opening it. It was pretty heavy (FedEx said 7.7 lbs) so I had no idea what to expect. As I'm tearing away the packaging, I see a white box that looks in good condition. As I tear away more packaging, I see the gray Apple logo and begin to freak out a bit. I pull the box out of the packaging and see that it's a MacBook Pro box and can't believe it. Then I remind myself of all the wildly generous gifts that get sent here and resume freaking out. The packaging inside the MacBook box was tight so that added to the authenticity.

I carefully open the MacBook box, just in there's actually a MacBook inside, to find no MacBook but the TrollFace staring at me. Also inside the box were four books:

"Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man" by Tim Allen "Dave Barry in Cyberspace" by Dave Barry "What's Your Poo Telling You?" by Josh Richman and Anish Sheth, M.D. "Chopper Zombie" by Todd Livigston and Scott Keating

Also included were a no-longer-functioning Blackbbery, a Hot Wheels Home Improvement Action Pack, and two of my giftees homebrews.

Lastly, my giftee included a personal note describing the homebrews and the origin of the other gifts.

Cheers,