World War Z has invaded movie theaters and likely turned more than a few viewers into mindless zombies, and now Jazwares seeks to do the same with its new line of figures based on the hit film.

I'm not sure there were loads of World War Z fans clamoring for figures based on the new flick, but it seems we're getting at least one set of them anyway. I'm all about generic zombie figures being added to my collection, so you won't see me complaining. You can read the awkward and shambling description of the line and see the figures below.

World War Z 6-Inch Zombie and Hero Action Figure Set Prepare for World War Z!

Then again, perhaps the zombie apocalypse will never happen.

Set includes 2 action figures derived from the World War Z movie.

You get an awesome assortment of heroes and zombies! The figures in this World War Z 6-inch action figure set may very well aid when the zombie apocalypse shows up, if you were to use them to predict numerous scenarios in which you had to get away from the undead. Or you can just display these awesome action figures in the hopes that the zombie apocalypse never happens. Suit yourself. Each figure stands approximately 6-inches tall.

First and foremost, that product description was one of the strangest and most awkward I've ever encountered in years and years of reading action figure copy. "Then again, perhaps the zombie apocalypse will never happen." That's a very insightful comment and definitely one of the most important of only four product features they decided to spotlight. The almost-antagonistic "Suit yourself" which finishes off the text is even odder.

Weird writing aside, the figures themselves leave a lot to be desired too. The main character, Gerry Lane, looks decidedly unlike Brad Pitt (which isn't surprising given the actor's denial of likeness rights). Typically a company will get the main features of the character right, but this figure even lacks the recognizable long hair. The figure is otherwise incredibly generic and sculpted rather softly, looking more like a 3 3/4-inch figure than a full six inches.

The zombies are more detailed and seem to have decent paint applications. The V-style hips on the bottom two zombies is another odd choice, but might serve their shambling poses adequately. None of these zombie figures are going to become the centerpiece of a display, but they might be okay tucked into a horde of 6-inch walking dead.

This line isn't particularly well-advertised and probably won't be supported by many collectors. Fans of the film may want to honor it with a purchase, but these figures likely won't find their way into too many collections, riveting descriptions aside.