LAST UPDATED @ 11:42PM (1.1.2016)

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC. Trump pledges lower wages for all.

(Photo: Gage Skidmore )

WASHINGTON ( The Nil Admirari ) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and emotionally unstable billionaire Donald Trump told his Caucasian supporters they will have lower wages when he becomes president, but not as low as groups like Blacks, Hispanics, and/or Muslims. Trump promised American Caucasians a reward for their ongoing refusal to join with Americans of other races and religious creeds to demand better wages and working conditions, namely by having those groups to look down on and feel superior to."I am going to make America great, but mainly by making super-wealthy people like me even richer. White Americans will earn less, but Blacks way less. And I am talking hugely less money, and just way worse working conditions for the Blacks than you guys," declared Trump, who spoke to a crowd chanting "U-S-A."Trump continued, "It won't just be the Blacks, either. Groups like Muslims and Hispanics will earn massively less and have much, much worse working conditions than you. And you get to feel better than them, because you'll have a little more of the economic scraps from the tables of rich guys like me than they do.""You beautiful White people just need to promise me never to ask for more money or better working conditions. That's the deal. This is what I mean when I use the word 'great,' just so there is no more confusion," explained Trump, who pointed menacingly at his awestruck supporters.A Black Lives Matter protester suddenly interrupted the rally, and she was immediately accosted while the entire room of Trump supporters started chanting "U-S-A.""Get that loser out of here," ordered Trump, as he smirked at his hate-filled supporters.