We're always looking for the best facials we can get. I've spent hundreds (I hope, at this point) on things like this , but this kind of takes it to an extreme.

Smearing your visage with nightingale excrement sounds about as fun as, well, getting pooped on by a flock of seagulls. The aptly named Uguisu no fun, a Japanese powder made from songbird poop, was used by 18th century geishas and kabuki actors to wipe the heavy white makeup off their faces. Don't pooh-pooh the doo-doo just yet, however. Rich in the amino acid guanine, the rarified droppings are said to impart a soft, porcelain-white mien, but it'll cost you. At Shizuka New York Day Spa, for instance, a 50-minute facial will run you $180. We don't suggest you try this at home, since the droppings have to be sterilized to remove toxins and then ground into a fine powder. So back away from Polly and shop online instead.

But apparently this "bathroom facial" is not a new trend and it looks like it's one that's here to stay, introducing the. It's pretty self explanatory and honestly I don't even want to talk about it.