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The only animal more sinister than a cow is a raging goose – but this man ignored the warnings.

Even though he knew geese have an aggressive side, he thought he was tough enough.

Spoiler: He was not.

He starts off with fighting talking, saying: ‘What’s up, goose? I think I can take you. You are hissing at me, you think you are all big and bad. Don’t you hiss at me.


‘That’s right. Quit sticking your tongue out at me. I will put you in the deep fryer.

‘You ain’t tough.’

Coming for you (Picture: Viral Hog)

The goose ignores him with quiet dignity, as it knows it does not have to justify itself to this joker.



However, he continues, saying: ‘You pulling the strap down, you ready to fight. They told me you were a killer goose, I want to see what you are made of.’

Toothbrush removed from man's stomach after he swallowed it while brushing

The goose then decides it has had enough, and rushes at him when he tries to get closer.

As it turns out, he was not as brave as he made out.

Like many bullies, he was a coward at heart and turned and ran away.

Goose 1: Man 0.

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