(12:20:00) (Mr_Commentator): Welcome, one and all

(12:20:09) (Mr_Commentator): To the FCAR Grand Prix of Nordwalder!

(12:20:23) meshugganah: B)

(12:20:33) (Mr_Commentator): yes

(12:20:37) sahdee: :popcorn:

(12:20:45) (Mr_Commentator): First, let's introduce the new racers

(12:20:45) meshugganah: i hope this is being recorded

(12:21:03) sahdee: Why isn't there a prize for these races?

(12:21:11) meshugganah: :clap:

(12:21:13) (Mr_Commentator): Meshy owns the new Marshmobile, which is being driven by Bob

(12:21:23) DBCrumpets: I expect no slander of my clan's good name this time lolzi

(12:21:49) sahdee: But Lolz is Bob...

(12:21:52) (Mr_Commentator): and also, we have the brand new Orange Juicer, from HeimerTech industries, and driven by the CEO himslef!

(12:21:56) meshugganah: omg

(12:22:00) meshugganah: conspiracy

(12:22:09) meshugganah: yay

(12:22:11) meshugganah: go, jj

(12:22:21) (Mr_Commentator): :|

(12:22:22) AllStarr: AH that pasto range yellow CSS is eyesearing

(12:22:35) (Mr_Commentator): anyways, let's go over the qualifying results

(12:23:19) (Mr_Commentator): Telekinetic has briefly appeared from the Periwin Portal, and, though he never spoke a word, managed to qualify on pole position

(12:23:32) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound and Beard on Wheels qualified second

(12:23:50) (Mr_Commentator): Theelout in Stronkmobile qualified third

(12:24:10) sahdee: Boo!

(12:24:11) meshugganah: #stronk

(12:24:22) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz, Mesh and the Out of Place horse qualified 4th, 5th and 6th,

(12:24:43) (Mr_Commentator): While Bleekicker, Luukie and Sahdee qualified 7th, 8th and 9th.

(12:24:46) sahdee: Lolz always qualifies in the top 10

(12:24:49) sahdee: :P

(12:25:00) (Mr_Commentator): Ozzie and Mobile Mobile qualified 11

(12:25:10) (Mr_Commentator): Rallycross fighter in 13th

(12:25:13) (Mr_Commentator): *12th

(12:25:19) meshugganah: sahdee he's just really good

(12:25:21) meshugganah: 8o

(12:25:33) (Mr_Commentator): before Muffin Mobile, driven by Allstarr, and Fro in Fromobile.

(12:25:41) AllStarr: woot!

(12:25:48) DBCrumpets: heretics near the back

(12:25:53) DBCrumpets: that's always good

(12:26:00) meshugganah: :muffin2:

(12:26:02) AllStarr: hehe

(12:26:11) DBCrumpets: :nomuffin:

(12:26:20) (Mr_Commentator): Infamous, Redis, Nurse Rock, Cdos, Yeti Mobile, Remnance, Elimi, Zwoosh and CTR0 cap off the results

(12:26:32) sahdee: :clap:

(12:26:34) (Mr_Commentator): today we shall be racing in the forest roads of Nordwalder

(12:26:48) meshugganah: this place smells weird

(12:27:07) (Mr_Commentator): this track is notoriously difficult, due to it's mix of tarmac and dirt track racing

(12:27:17) (Mr_Commentator): as well as that, drivers tend to get stoned very quickly

(12:27:24) (Mr_Commentator): It's an odd effect

(12:27:32) meshugganah: interesting

(12:27:44) (Mr_Commentator): But, the cars are lined up on the grid

(12:27:56) (Mr_Commentator): the green flag is out

(12:27:59) (Mr_Commentator): engines revving

(12:28:05) (Mr_Commentator): LIGHTS OUT, AWAY WE GO!

(12:28:17) (Mr_Commentator): And bob makes a brilliant start

(12:28:23) meshugganah: wow... this is exciting

(12:28:29) meshugganah: and not at all rigged or anything

(12:28:31) (Mr_Commentator): Schmitty is using his rocket engine amazingly

(12:28:33) sahdee: :hyper:

(12:28:34) meshugganah: :carlton:

(12:28:42) (Mr_Commentator): sahdee is also pushing forwards

(12:28:50) sahdee: Wheee!

(12:29:04) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz is dropping back as Cdos and Nurse Rock are fighting for position

(12:29:10) meshugganah: oh no

(12:29:17) (Mr_Commentator): and Rem hasn't started at all :(

(12:29:27) meshugganah: :(

(12:29:31) DBCrumpets: :doh:

(12:29:35) (Mr_Commentator): he's... he's smoking.

(12:29:46) (Mr_Commentator): :|

(12:29:47) meshugganah: his car? oh no

(12:30:15) AllStarr: ;-; why Rem... why?

(12:30:22) meshugganah: >:-D

(12:30:24) (Mr_Commentator): Meanwhile, there's been a catastrophy on track!

(12:30:36) meshugganah: OH GOD, NO

(12:30:44) sahdee: WHAT IS IT?

(12:30:45) (Mr_Commentator): Auzzie, Fro and Rallycross fighter have crashed off!

(12:30:51) (Mr_Commentator): :O

(12:30:53) AllStarr: :O

(12:30:57) sahdee: Nooooo!

(12:31:21) meshugganah: :cuss:

(12:31:22) (Mr_Commentator): It looks like they hit each other on the first corner!

(12:31:52) (Mr_Commentator): But Bob the Driver is doing amazingly! he's passed Cdos, Lolz and Blee

(12:32:00) meshugganah: go bob

(12:32:08) (Mr_Commentator): Schmitty has taken the lead!

(12:32:17) sahdee: GO TJ!

(12:32:21) (Mr_Commentator): his jet engine has propelled him to the front!

(12:32:29) DBCrumpets: You aren't rooting for yourself sahdee?

(12:32:32) meshugganah: that is quite a car

(12:32:47) sahdee: I like his car

(12:32:49) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is also going strong as Nurse Rock attempts to pass Theelout

(12:32:53) meshugganah: doesn't it also double as a smoothie machine?

(12:32:58) sahdee: :carlton:

(12:33:05) meshugganah: ugh.. that nurse rock

(12:33:10) DBCrumpets: it IS a smoothie machine

(12:33:11) meshugganah: she wasn't very nice to me in chat :(

(12:33:17) DBCrumpets: it doubles as a car

(12:33:28) (Mr_Commentator): The horsey is still going strong

(12:33:39) meshugganah: go horsey

(12:33:47) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is gaining positions quickly, as CTR has made a brilliant recovery!

(12:34:02) (Mr_Commentator): the Orange Juicer is slowing down!

(12:34:13) (Mr_Commentator): It looks like that jet engine has used all his fuel!

(12:34:17) (Mr_Commentator): A disaster!

(12:34:19) sahdee: YES!

(12:34:28) DBCrumpets: u wot

(12:34:40) (Mr_Commentator): Lolzi is languishing in 10th as Sahdee passes his car

(12:34:50) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock is now in second behind sahdee

(12:35:02) (Mr_Commentator): but Bob in the Marsh Mobile is following them both!

(12:35:09) meshugganah: that's right

(12:35:12) (Mr_Commentator): the horsey is galloping after them

(12:35:23) sahdee: Shouldn't Nurse turn back to check on Auzzie and Fro?

(12:35:28) AllStarr: ^

(12:35:28) (Mr_Commentator): as Theelout is defending from Cdos

(12:35:32) meshugganah: yes, i think she should

(12:35:35) meshugganah: good point

(12:35:36) (Mr_Commentator): but cdos blocks him!

(12:35:48) meshugganah: -1 nurse

(12:35:50) (Mr_Commentator): and Theel has spun out!

(12:35:53) (Mr_Commentator): Disaster!

(12:35:58) Red_October: back

(12:36:07) (Mr_Commentator): he's dropped a lot of places

(12:36:12) (Mr_Commentator): down to 12

(12:36:13) AllStarr: wb

(12:36:20) (Mr_Commentator): as 3J enters the pit lane to refuel

(12:36:22) sahdee: That's for MiniLuv!

(12:36:38) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock is torn between racing and helping the crashed driver

(12:36:57) (Mr_Commentator): and Bob uses the opportunity to pass her!

(12:37:01) sahdee: Saving lives > race with no prize

(12:37:03) (Mr_Commentator): Bob is in second place!

(12:37:21) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is defending from bob! but nurse rock is trying to catch them!

(12:37:27) meshugganah: :o)

(12:37:31) (Mr_Commentator): and what's this? the horsey is catching them all!

(12:37:51) (Mr_Commentator): I have no idea how a horsey is doing over 200 miles an hour either...

(12:37:52) sahdee starts throwing carrots down on the road

(12:38:09) meshugganah: ^

(12:38:13) meshugganah: wait

(12:38:17) (Mr_Commentator): the horsey is also torn!

(12:38:17) meshugganah: carrots make him faster

(12:38:23) meshugganah: like zelda

(12:38:34) sahdee: He has to stop to eat them

(12:38:39) DBCrumpets: sahdee can't help but help the horse win

(12:38:48) (Mr_Commentator): Redis has managed to gain positions and is now in11ths

(12:38:50) sahdee: :muffin:

(12:38:53) AllStarr: yeah in OoT, Link fed him them from the horse making it easier

(12:38:57) DBCrumpets: :nomuffin:

(12:39:07) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos and CTR are fighting for 5th

(12:39:13) sahdee throws muffins at the other drivers

(12:39:15) (Mr_Commentator): as the Horsey is loosing speed

(12:39:19) meshugganah: :y: AllStarr

(12:39:20) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock has passed them

(12:39:24) (Mr_Commentator): and speaking of muffins

(12:39:33) (Mr_Commentator): the Muffin Mobile is leaking heresy!

(12:39:42) (Mr_Commentator): Oh no! it's all pouring out the sides!

(12:39:42) AllStarr: :O

(12:39:49) meshugganah: hahaha

(12:39:51) DBCrumpets: I KNEW IT

(12:39:55) AllStarr: no no no no no THE POWER OF MUFFINS COMPELS YOU!

(12:39:56) (Mr_Commentator): Crumpets is in teas laughing

(12:40:01) AllStarr: :muffin2:

(12:40:01) meshugganah: heresy is everywhere

(12:40:05) (Mr_Commentator): as allstarr curses his car

(12:40:11) (Mr_Commentator): heresy flies out of the engines

(12:40:21) AllStarr: ;-;

(12:40:31) (Mr_Commentator): and the Muffin Mobile has ran out of heresy! it's completely broken!

(12:40:40) AllStarr: :blink:

(12:40:43) sahdee: :O

(12:40:45) meshugganah: :muffin2:

(12:40:47) (Mr_Commentator): without heresy, it cannot power itself! a disaster for Allstarr!

(12:40:49) DBCrumpets: :nomuffin:

(12:41:05) sahdee: :muffin2:

(12:41:08) AllStarr: :jawdrop:

(12:41:13) DBCrumpets: You see? Muffins are a menace! They can't even be trusted to race!

(12:41:24) DBCrumpets: A heretical menace!

(12:41:34) AllStarr: Muffins will prevail!

(12:41:37) (Mr_Commentator): CTR and Cdos have caught up with Sahdee, Nurse Rock, Bob and the horsey!

(12:41:50) (Mr_Commentator): Blee and Infamous are not far behind!

(12:41:55) sahdee lights something on fire

(12:41:59) AllStarr: not the muffin mobile, that shit is done for. but muffins will prevail!

(12:42:00) (Mr_Commentator): but Sahdee has gained the lead

(12:42:04) sahdee blows smoke at the other drivers

(12:42:17) (Mr_Commentator): Allstarr is ranting incoherently in his car

(12:42:22) meshugganah: :hyper:

(12:42:30) (Mr_Commentator): someone has given him some medical marijuana

(12:42:32) AllStarr: that thing sahdee lit was a blunt hehe

(12:42:46) meshugganah: oh shit

(12:42:51) (Mr_Commentator): Beard on Wheels, Stronkmobile and the Fatmobile are fighting over 10th

(12:42:52) meshugganah: what an exciting race

(12:43:04) (Mr_Commentator): as an increasingly high sahdee leads from the front

(12:43:14) sahdee: :hyper:

(12:43:21) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock and Bob are neck and neck

(12:43:28) meshugganah: i don't think we should talk of our queen that way

(12:43:32) (Mr_Commentator): and CTR and Cdos have caught up with the horsey!

(12:43:37) meshugganah: take her out, bob!

(12:43:40) DBCrumpets: an increasingly high sahdee leads from the front perfect

(12:43:44) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos makes a break for it

(12:43:44) sahdee: :O

(12:43:51) (Mr_Commentator): he gets past the horsey!

(12:44:01) (Mr_Commentator): he takes Bob by surprise!

(12:44:08) (Mr_Commentator): and he is right behind Nurse Rock

(12:44:12) meshugganah: :-(

(12:44:23) (Mr_Commentator): But Nurse Rock won't have it

(12:44:33) (Mr_Commentator): she's throwing bandages at Cdos

(12:44:33) AllStarr: Bob will prevail!

(12:44:51) (Mr_Commentator): sahdee's powers of 420 blazing mean that her lead is increasing amazingly

(12:44:55) meshugganah: sharp bandages.. lined with razor blades

(12:45:02) sahdee: :carlton:

(12:45:05) (Mr_Commentator): Bob starts ramming Cdos from behind

(12:45:13) meshugganah: 8o

(12:45:16) meshugganah: uh... bob

(12:45:21) sahdee: ^ hehe

(12:45:30) sahdee: Aww, stupid lag

(12:45:33) (Mr_Commentator): Bob is side by side with cdos

(12:45:49) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos has rammed him! But bob rams him back!

(12:45:54) DBCrumpets: I thought he was ramming him from behind?

(12:46:02) meshugganah: i can't watch

(12:46:02) (Mr_Commentator): and now they're hacking at each other with axes

(12:46:04) Red_October: i need to work on hw bru

(12:46:05) sahdee: :popcorn:

(12:46:07) DBCrumpets: If ya know what I mean ;)

(12:46:09) meshugganah: bru

(12:46:13) sahdee: bru Red!

(12:46:14) DBCrumpets: bru octodad

(12:46:21) (Mr_Commentator): sahdee is now eating popcorn from her car

(12:46:25) meshugganah: DBCrumpets everyone knows what you mean :?

(12:46:29) (Mr_Commentator): she's extremely high now

(12:46:37) meshugganah: is there anything she can't do?

(12:46:39) (Mr_Commentator): is she even legal anymore?

(12:46:46) sahdee: Shh

(12:46:50) meshugganah: yes!

(12:46:54) meshugganah: have a police car stopp her

(12:47:02) meshugganah: c'mon

(12:47:02) (Mr_Commentator): CTR has caught Cdos and Bob

(12:47:02) AllStarr: bru Red

(12:47:02) sahdee: No!

(12:47:15) sahdee: Why would a police car be in the race?

(12:47:18) (Mr_Commentator): Blee, infamous and Redis are close behind

(12:47:22) meshugganah: i don't' know

(12:47:26) meshugganah: why would a blue horse?

(12:47:27) sahdee: Fro and Auzzie didn't get any help

(12:47:37) meshugganah: this is lolz's event. it doesn't have to make sense

(12:47:37) sahdee: The horse is registered

(12:47:40) DBCrumpets: AGENT STEELHOOVES HAS JOINED THE RACE TO ARREST SAHDEE xD

(12:47:46) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is so high now that here car has lifted off the track

(12:47:47) sahdee: FUCK YOU MUFFIN

(12:47:53) ChatBot: Red_October has been logged out (Timeout).

(12:47:57) DBCrumpets: :D

(12:47:58) (Mr_Commentator): Agent Steelhooves will never blaze it enough to catch her now

(12:48:12) meshugganah: she gets nasty when she's high

(12:48:17) meshugganah: O:-D

(12:48:18) DBCrumpets: What about agent fishy?

(12:48:19) (Mr_Commentator): using her powers of weed, sahdee has started flying? IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?

(12:48:29) (Mr_Commentator): It is!

(12:48:37) meshugganah: i think mr. commentator is inhaling a few too many fumes himself

(12:48:41) meshugganah: because i don't see that

(12:48:42) sahdee: I like this race

(12:48:52) DBCrumpets: ^^

(12:49:09) meshugganah: do you see the giant pandas, commentator?

(12:49:14) (Mr_Commentator): Allstarr has begun eating the muffins that make up Muffin Mobile

(12:49:19) sahdee: You're just jelly you didn't think of it first

(12:49:26) (Mr_Commentator): as the heresy pools up around him

(12:49:36) meshugganah: hey, i don't do drugs, and neither does bob

(12:49:42) meshugganah: except for the legal ones spam has

(12:49:42) (Mr_Commentator): And sahdee majestically cruises over the finishing line

(12:49:49) sahdee: YAY!

(12:49:53) meshugganah: in last?

(12:49:59) (Mr_Commentator): in first

(12:50:03) meshugganah: damn

(12:50:09) DBCrumpets: Bob is now apparently doing Crack Cocaine in his car.

(12:50:09) (Mr_Commentator): smoke weed every day, kids

(12:50:14) (Mr_Commentator): *please don't

(12:50:19) sahdee: :confetti:

(12:50:20) meshugganah: good job, sahdee

(12:50:27) (Mr_Commentator): Bob and Nurse Rock have begun approaching the finish

(12:50:30) DBCrumpets: grats sahdee

(12:50:36) (Mr_Commentator): They're neck and neck now

(12:50:42) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos is just behind

(12:50:49) (Mr_Commentator): ...but the horsey has passed him!

(12:50:52) meshugganah: rip her nuts off, bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(12:50:59) meshugganah: :blink:

(12:51:06) (Mr_Commentator): Bob has begun speeding up

(12:51:07) (Mr_Commentator): but too late

(12:51:13) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock has come in second!

(12:51:14) meshugganah: awwww

(12:51:17) (Mr_Commentator): Bob in third

(12:51:25) (Mr_Commentator): the horsey in fourth

(12:51:32) meshugganah: :carlton:

(12:51:35) (Mr_Commentator): CTR has passed cdos for firth

(12:51:38) (Mr_Commentator): *fifth

(12:51:42) (Mr_Commentator): and Cdos is in 6th

(12:51:49) meshugganah: and TOUCHDOWN FOR VPI!!!!!!!!!!

(12:51:55) meshugganah: fucking finally

(12:51:56) (Mr_Commentator): Blee, infamous and Redis are in 7th,8th and 9th

(12:52:01) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz in 10th

(12:52:09) (Mr_Commentator): Rebound 11th and Cdos in 12th

(12:52:17) DBCrumpets: wait

(12:52:19) (Mr_Commentator): followed by yeti Mobile

(12:52:27) meshugganah: yay yeti

(12:52:30) DBCrumpets: cdos finished twice?

(12:52:32) meshugganah: nice effort

(12:52:33) (Mr_Commentator): Orange Juicer, the car that almost won

(12:52:39) (Mr_Commentator): DBCrumpets oops, I meant Theel

(12:52:41) meshugganah: yes... cdos's twin

(12:52:43) DBCrumpets: (12:51:42) (Mr_Commentator): and Cdos is in 6th

(12:52:47) DBCrumpets: ohhh

(12:53:01) (Mr_Commentator): Elimi, Tele and luuk are the final cars to finish

(12:53:05) meshugganah: LET'S GO, CHOKIES!!!!!

(12:53:09) DBCrumpets: cdos=theel confirmed

(12:53:11) (Mr_Commentator): Allstarr's car ran out of heresy and broke down

(12:53:22) (Mr_Commentator): Rem is smoking on the start line

(12:53:29) meshugganah: nice effort, guv'nah, tele and luuky

(12:53:46) (Mr_Commentator): and Auzz, Fro and Rallycross Fighter crashed out

(12:53:50) meshugganah: conspiracy

(12:53:59) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock is finally giving them medical attention

(12:54:03) sahdee: Did they survive?

(12:54:03) meshugganah: finally

(12:54:08) meshugganah: like she could be bothered earlier

(12:54:10) sahdee: ^

(12:54:11) (Mr_Commentator): yes, they did

(12:54:59) meshugganah: wee

(12:55:06) meshugganah: awesome race, mr. commentator

(12:55:08) (Mr_Commentator): and that concludes the FCAR Nordwalder Hauptpreises

(12:55:17) (Mr_Commentator): results and prizes will be announced tomorrow

(12:55:21) (Mr_Commentator): goodbye everyone!