I was beginning to feel that my Santa had gone to the Dark Side,receiving a gift without reciprocating, leaving me wanting. Fortunately it just turns out that the smugglers he hired to deliver the cargo had to take a detour.

I find myself in possession of several artefacts from a bygone age. Immediately upon opening the box I was greeted with a message: "The New Star Wars Movie is on Me." Clearly my Santa was a Jedi Master, able to peer into the future through the power of the Force and was aware that the local theater would sell out!

Beneath these priceless passes were two figures, the first of Garindan, the top spyou on Tatooine. Clearly a message for me to be wary of spies! Thank-you, Santa, I will be mindful of my surroundings.

Next was a figure of Jedi Master Plo Koon, who sat on the Jedi High Council with Masters Yoda and Mace Windu. Master Plo Koon was a genius in the Force, responsible for such feats as the discovery of Emerald Lightning, a technique homologous to the Dark Side Force Lightning technique. His image will serve as a reminder that no technique is inherently evil, only the method in which it is used.

Finally, in a hidden compartment beneath the statutes was a lost tome from the Jedi Temple! An ancient text indeed, with notations from Masters Yoda, Qui-Gon Jinn, and Kenobi, and from Sith Lords such as Count Dooku and The Emperor himself! With this text as my guide, in sure to become a Jedi Knight as well!

Santa: The Jedi Code teaches us There is no emotion, there is peace. Perhaps the gifts you have offered are a temptation, instilling emotions to turn me to the Dark Side. These strong emotions, I will try to suppress them and stay on the Jedi path. However, I must express my overwhelming gratitude. In this, my first full exchange, you have not disappointed me.