Groundhog Day Poster (Fair Use)

I awoke to the horrible shriek of my alarm playing pretty vacant by the Sex Pistols — Why this horrific sensory abuse? You may well ask, but no answer will be forthcoming.

My first thought was, this has all happened before — like yesterday morning.

I slunk out of bed and put my chain mail slippers on — just as I did yesterday morning.

I went and let Abra, my dog out of his fortified compound and he futilely tried to draw blood by shredding my chain mail slippers — just as he did yesterday morning.

I turned on my computer to check my Medium stats just as I did yesterday morning but that’s where the universe stopped repeating itself and I was elated to see I had 10,000 claps on one story and 100,000 new followers.

It was only then that I realized — I must be dreaming — and the horrible shriek of pretty vacant burst into consciousness again.

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