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So here’s a twist in the Orlando gay night club shooting:

Read all about it here.

Honestly, Turtleboy is disappointed in himself for not seeing this one coming. He’s a self-hating Muslim gay boi. I mean, just look at those glasses. Those are not straight guy glasses. Straight guys don’t take bathroom selfies like this:

In hindsight it was probably the most obvious thing ever. Turtleboy’s gaydar was clearly blinded by all the talk about guns and ISIS. No one gets so angry seeing two gay people kiss unless it secretly turns him on and he hates himself for it. Dude was brought up in a religion where gays are evil. He rushed into a marriage that he clearly didn’t wanna be in, because he likes dudes. He was jealous of all these fabulous Orlando gay men who got to live openly as homosexuals while he had to repress his sexuality because of his religion.

Even the way he went out by telling people on the phone that he was ISIS – it was all just a cover for the fact that he’s into dudes. He went to the grave in the closet. Because when you’re into radical Islam, it’s better to be a mass murderer than a homosexual.

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