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Hitler gets rekt by Kazrel.

00:00 - 00:03 This time, we have invaded the subreddit from the east.

00:04 - 00:05 We have taken out their navy

00:05 - 00:07 but we have suffered great losses.

00:08 - 00:12 If the siege continues we will probably lose but deal great of damage to them.

00:12 - 00:15 If we siege after this attack, we will definitely win.

00:17 - 00:19 Steiner's army...

00:19 - 00:21 it will take care of their defences.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Steiner...

00:31 - 00:33 Steiner's army was destroyed by Kazrel.

00:34 - 00:36 TheNerdDude gave him tea while he nuked us.

00:53 - 00:58 If you've never beaten by a immortal teen, leave this room.

01:13 - 01:15 HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!

01:15 - 01:17 WE'VE BEEN BEATEN THREE TIMES NOW!

01:18 - 01:23 THERE SHOULD BE NO WAY THAT A SUBREDDIT WOULD BE ABLE TO SPANK ANY MODERN ARMY!

01:25 - 01:28 AND THE SUBREDDIT HAS TEN TEENAGE USERS!

01:29 - 01:31 AND THEY'VE WON THREE TIMES!

01:31 - 01:34 AND THIS TIME WE'VE BEEN BEATEN BY A TEA DRINKING SHADOW USER!

01:34 - 01:37 SHADOW ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD!

01:37 - 01:40 HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS HAPPEN!?

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, Kazrel has immortality powers-

01:42 - 01:46 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIS IMMORTALITY! HE SPANKED STEINER!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, you can't kill him!

01:48 - 01:52 OF COURSE YOU CAN KILL HIM! HE'S NOT FEIGELEIN!

01:53 - 01:54 IT'S A DISGRACE!

01:56 - 01:57 I WORKED HARD TO TAKE EUROPE

01:57 - 02:00 AND NOW IT'S ALL GOING TO SHIT

02:00 - 02:03 BECAUSE OF SOME GUY WHO'S LEGALLY NAMED KAZREL!

02:04 - 02:08 HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S A FUCKING SATANIST!

02:08 - 02:13 AND HE PROBABLY IS, THINKING HE'S SOME EDGY HARDCORE TEEN!

02:14 - 02:16 WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, I WILL FLAY HIM ALIVE!

02:17 - 02:21 AND I WILL MAKE HIM WISH HE WAS STUCK IN THE GULAG WITH HIS GUARD AS STALIN!

02:27 - 02:29 I thought it impossible...

02:30 - 02:34 for an army of stone-faced Germans to be spanked

02:34 - 02:36 by a nuke happy redditor.

02:41 - 02:42 It's a disgrace...

02:43 - 02:47 A DISGRACE THAT THE NAZI EMPIRE WOULD BE HALTED BY A TEENAGER!

02:48 - 02:53 PREPARE A LAW FOR THE GERMAN PEOPLE!

02:54 - 02:56 If you've been spanked by a classroom of teens...

02:56 - 02:59 YOU'RE INCOMPETENT ENOUGH TO JOIN THE ARMY!

03:00 - 03:02 AND YOU CAN BECOME A GENERAL!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK. You'll stay in the army even with the law.

03:14 - 03:16 Prepare an agreement.

03:19 - 03:23 I will stop trying to kill Kazrel.

03:25 - 03:26 He's too strong for us.

03:31 - 03:33 For now.

03:40 - 03:46 But if you think I will stop trying to kill SiegeEngineMemes, Think again.

03:46 - 03:49 I have a bone to pick with them.