Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit…paranoid? You know what I mean? It’s nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake. You know what I mean? It’s like God on the seventh day looking down on his creation:

‘There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest…Oh my me…I left fucking pot everywhere…I shouldn’t have smoked that joint on the third day…shit…That was the day I created possums. Ha ha ha. Ohh, still gives me a chuckle…If I leave pot everywhere, that’s gonna give people the impression they’re suppose to…use it. Now I have to create Republicans.’

'And God wept’… I believe was the next verse.