I arrived home this past Friday night upset and stressed. With car problems and mounting money problems I was certain that this day could not get better, and that it could only get worse if I were attacked by a zombie. As I was walking into my house I decided to stop at my mailbox, to see what new bills have arrived. I was surprised to see a letter marked for "Real-dreamer" I thought, "Meh, I've gotten a gift." Little did I know... Little did I know... I opened it up to see a warning and an apology, made me smile a little and brought forth raised my expectations. "Huh, must have gotten me a comic. Cool! This person had clearly read my bio." I thought.

Then I opened it. To see the face of Sir Patrick Stewart staring back at me. I squealed. I screamed and then I saw that he had signed it.

I own something that Sir Patrick Stewart, Captian Jean Luc Picard, Professor Xavier, Macbeth, Cladius, Emperor Uriel Septim the VII, and of course... Locutus of Borg has touched. So, this is the most thoughtful gift I've ever received. I now know how that one kid who got a Nintendo 64 feels.