I would like to first begin with some of what I wrote when I received this gift (the video will tell you what the gift is):

I have officially lost my mind. You... I... I don't even... this is... I mean... I can't even begin to... I'm a writer and words are... I'm just... No wonder you were a nervous secret santa. This is beyond the beyond. You actually sent me this? I can't... This is... I mean, you... Too many elipses. Can't explain. You are the best. This is just crazy. Holy frijoles. I don't know if I'm conveying just how awesome this is to you.

I love you. I'm going to find a mountaintop and shout it. Seriously. I love you.