William Barr Becomes Trump’s Top Pick To Obstruct Justice As Attorney General

Washington (The Plebian): Reports from the White House’sinner circle are currently suggesting that Donald trump has come to a pick for the person that will help him obstruct justice from inside the DOJ. One aide, who spoke on the condition of anonymity said, “Since Jeff Sessions rolled on his back and squealed, The President has been looking for a new replacement at Attorney General that will protect him from being prosecuted from crimes that he may or may not have committed.”

Others were skeptical that William Barr had it in him to bethe treasonous bastard that Trump needs him to be. “He’s a goody two shoes who’s been an establishment Republican forever. How could anyone believe that he was the right pick to sink the Mueller investigation?”

Democrats were unfazed by the soon to be nomination. Senator Elizabeth Warren claimed that Mueller might sink him before Barr is even confirmed. We asked her how sure she was and she responded “as sure as myNative American Heritage.”