Word has spread that Big Buff has come into camp this season 20 pounds lighter and ready to rumble. Congrats Manitoba, you have yourself a in shape, number 1 defenseman. But the rest of NHL nation, we morn.

I lived to watch a 275 pound boating enthusiast catch little engines that could fly up the wing with their head down. Devastation. Category 5.

A guy like me, who hasn’t looked at himself without his shirt on in the mirror for 3 years, needed to know that there was one of us out there crushing the most conditioned athletes in the world. I was excited for the possibilities of the Las Vegas buffets when the Jets made their debut in LV. But now all I can do is look back on what once was…

I too, am team #puffynips