Five days to Christmas and two weeks to Iowa.

1. Mitt Romney’s real first name is:

A) Mitten

B) Joe-Bob

C) Willard

2. Asked to name his most prized possession, Fred Thompson picked his:

A) Winchester rifle

B) Trophy wife

C) Autographed picture of Ronald Reagan

3. Which Temptations song did Maya Angelou invoke in a recent radio ad for Hillary Clinton?

A) “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg”

B) “Treat Her Like a Lady”

C) “My Girl”

D) “The Girl’s Alright With Me”

4. Looking wistfully at the candidates running to replace him, George W. Bush said he liked everything about campaigning for president except:

A) Homesickness for favorite pillow

B) Getting viruses from the press corps

C) The awesome responsibility of preparing to govern the most powerful nation on earth