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Hitler has gotten into the amiibo craze recently, and wants to get an amiibo for his main fighterin Super Smash Bros, Shulk. However, when he finds out about his availability, Hitler really feels it build up inside of him.

Hitler Finds Out the Shulk amiibo is Preorder Only

00:00 - 00:03 We had our men call some nearby stores.

00:04 - 00:05 The Ike amiibo will be at Toys R Us

00:05 - 00:07 and Sonic will be at WalMart.

00:08 - 00:12 The general got a Rosalina amiibo at Target recently

00:12 - 00:15 and preordered King Dedede from Amazon Japan.

00:17 - 00:21 Those fighters suck. I just want the Shulk amiibo.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Please understand...

00:31 - 00:33 Shulk is only available to those who preordered.

00:34 - 00:36 GameStop sold out of him a while ago.

00:53 - 00:58 Leave if you have an amiibo for Marth, Villager, Pit, or Little Mac.

01:13 - 01:15 I knew it, those assholes got the rares!

01:15 - 01:17 And I'm stuck with Zelda and Pikachu!

01:18 - 01:23 Now GameStop isn't going to have enough Shulks outside of preorders!

01:25 - 01:28 I remember I preordered Wii Fit Trainer.

01:29 - 01:31 But it got cancelled!

01:31 - 01:34 Target had the balls to cancel my preorder!

01:34 - 01:37 Then scalpers buy all the Captain Falcons

01:37 - 01:40 and expect me to pay $75 for a cheap toy made in a Chinese sweat shop!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, I offered to buy you Captain Falcon when I was at TRU...

01:42 - 01:46 I didn't know he unlocked a suit in Mario Kart 8!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, you don't even like the Mario Kart games!

01:48 - 01:52 Because of those fucking Blue Shells!

01:53 - 01:54 They always get me!

01:56 - 01:57 Now I can't get a Shulk amiibo

01:57 - 02:00 and use him in the upcoming Xenoblade Chronicles games.

02:00 - 02:03 These amiibo are getting annoying to collect!

02:04 - 02:08 I knew I shouldn't have let Japan join the Axis Power,

02:08 - 02:13 because now Nintendo is fucking with me and everyone else!

02:14 - 02:16 I want to find their amiibo factories

02:17 - 02:21 so I can bomb them ten times over and build better ones!

02:27 - 02:29 Shulk's my main in Smash Bros.

02:30 - 02:34 I just love his Backslash and the Monado Arts.

02:34 - 02:36 He puts Fox to shame.

02:41 - 02:42 But now...

02:43 - 02:47 I've gotten screwed over by GameStop and Nintendo with trying to get his figure.

02:48 - 02:53 It looks like I'll need to cut V2 missile funds to buy Shulk from a scalper.

02:54 - 02:56 I can go on without a Meta Knight amiibo,

02:56 - 02:59 but you can't stop me from getting my main.

03:00 - 03:02 He'll be the centerpiece of my entire collection!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry. I think he'll like that Meta Knight amiibo.

03:14 - 03:16 It's a shame, really...

03:19 - 03:23 How Nintendo lets this just happen to their customers...

03:25 - 03:26 It sucks...

03:31 - 03:33 I just... Can't believe it...

03:40 - 03:46 I just hope that Nintendo can fix this by the time Wave 4 or 5 comes out.

03:46 - 03:49 Then perhaps the scalpers can fuck off.