Things I never want to hear again, off fhe top of my head and in no particular order

1. We’re a republic, not a democracy.

2. Democrats are the real racists because the KKK were Democrats originally.

3. Nazis were socialist.

4. At least the Nazis were good at [thing they were disastrously terrible at].

5. The Civil War was about [literally anything except slavery].

6. Obamacare was the Republican plan.

7. Democrats are conservative by global standards.

8. Nixon was actually pretty liberal.

9. If Hillary brought up [thing she talked about at length in front of millions of people] she would have won.

10. If Hillary campaigned in Wisconsin she would have won.

11. Bernie would be a centrist by global standards.

12. The primary was rigged.

13. Trump voters don’t care about [issue of critical importance.]

14. Planned Parenthood is racist because it was started by a eugenicist.

15. Reagan would be a Democrat today.

16. [Communist country] wasn’t really communist.

17. We need a balance of liberalism and conservatism.

18. Thomas Jefferson was anti-slavery because [any token gesture that made little difference.]

19. Trump is anti-war/anti-interventionist.

20. Trump supporters are poor.

21. The presidency is the least powerful branch.

22. Both sides are the same.

23. Democrats are moving to the center.

I reserve the right to update this list as necessary.