Erotic fan fiction from the reddit pesterchum memo

I’m GW. Happy reading.

Netsplit shivered with anticipation as GW slowly unbuttoned her blouse. “Is there anyone you love more than me?” GW asked. Netsplit whispered sweetly in his ear. “None.”

The door slammed open, startling the two lovers, mid coitus. “NETSPLIT!” He shouted! “HOW DARE YOU! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!”

Netsplit was torn

She looked back and forth from GW to GA. They each looked at her expectantly. “well?” Asked GW. “which are you picking?” Netsplit looked to the ground as a single tear slid down her cheek. “…None.”

Kyashii took another puff of his post-coital cigarette. “That was amazing. …And you were pretty good too.” Netsplit smiled warmly, thinking her romantic trials to finally be over.

Suddenly, the door burst open. Gw and GA, seeing red, stomped into the room.

NETSPLIT!“ GA cried, "YOU WHORE!” But before he could say anything more, GW ran to the shocked lady. “I’ll always cherish what we had,” he softly whispered, tears silently streaming down his face.

Kyashii pulled a sheet over herself, and stood off the bed. “Netsplit…” she said, waveringly. “I never knew… I was just another fling!”

She ran into the only thing that could mean comfort to her, the open arms of GA

As his warm embrace covered her tired shaking body, they both felt a new connection, a flame burning brightly within themselves. You know,“ murmured Kyashii, "I’m a mod, so I have al kinds of special permissions…”

A smile spread across GA’s face, as he imagined the night awaiting him.

GW didn’t even notice the new lovers behind him, as at that moment his entire world consisted of Netsplit’s sad, lingering gaze that seemed to permeate deep into his soul. He leaned in close, his heart racing. He slowly closed his eyes, and felt the soft warm lips of Netsplit, as she opened herself to him

Like a pioneer his hand explored the frontier of Netsplit’s body. It lightly touched her chest, teasing her playfuly. Her hands were at the back of GW’s head, holding him tight in this embrace, so that she may never be alone again

During this, GA and Kyashii had moved to the bed, and while Kyashii removed the sheet covering her nubile body, GA quickly and masterfully unbuttoned his shirt, to make the planes equal

Kyashii took the initiative and started removing GA’s belt. As it slid through the buckle, a shiver of anticipation shook GA. His pants slowly came down, as Kyashii lowered her head, smiling seductively

GW’s hand had found a new area to entertain, after wandering up Netsplit’s leg, under her skirt. GW was kissing her neck as she bashfully moaned, GW’s fingers finding their target.

GW felt something move in his pocket. *bzz bzz* His phone. Before he was lost in this sea of pleasure, this teather forced him back to land. His face took a more serious cast as he pulled away, and lifted his phone out of his pocket. “Shit!” he yeled, “MSPA updated!”

//hat?!“ yelled GA and Kyashii simultaneously. Kyashii quickly redressed, at least enough to be decent

GA liked to experience MSPA without any barriers. He grabbed his laptop from his bag, by the door, and checked his tumblr. Already, fanart of whatever new troll Hussie had introduced

Kyashii, after being pulled back to reality, recalled she had somewhere to be tomorrow morning. She slid a card with her number into his pocket, planted a kiss on his cheek, and began to walk out of the room. Before exiting, she winked back at Netsplit, a reassurance of past promises.

GW looked at his phone, to keep from getting Netsplit back into his field of vision. "I… I didn’t want it to start this way, Netty.” He slowly turned his gaze on her stunned face. He knew this couldn’t be another one night stand. He had a chance at a new beginning. “How about we get coffee, sometime? There any days this week you can’t meet up?” Netsplit’s expression turned to one of mysterious and serene contentedness. “None.” she said.