In America you call people who marry their cousins hillbillys In Europe we call them Royals Share:

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. Thank god I live in Canada Share:

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve. It was an apple with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte & then everything crashed. Share:

Today I was asked to go out, by 20 girls. – I was in the women’s bathroom. Share:

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.”



The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”



The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!” Share: