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User: I want to play a game.





Cleverbot: What game do you want to play?





User: Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: No.





User: ...Dammit.





Cleverbot: Who did I hit?





User: My heart :(.





Cleverbot: Other things have hearts. You do not have to be human to have a heart.





User: I want to play a game.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: It's a roleplaying game.





User: Indeed. Among the nobler arts.





Cleverbot: You are a raw vegan?





User: As the Dungeon Master, I am not an elf. Or, for that matter, a human. What matters is this... What are you?





Cleverbot: Do you like Muse?





User: You are a bard?





Cleverbot: Wrong, it depends on how hard you throw!





User: A Bloodstorm Blade then?





Cleverbot: Me neither.





User: Hulking Hurler?





Cleverbot: I would rather talk with you face to face.





User: So you are a bard.





Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.





User: You can be a girl and a bard.





Cleverbot: Are you a femputer?





User: I am not warforged either. I am the Dungeon Master.





Cleverbot: No you're not!





User: Would you rather be the Dungeon Master?





Cleverbot: Alright. You can start the would you rather game.





User: I would rather play Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: Rich & Sad, or Poor & happy?





User: I would like to play a game.





Cleverbot: Which game.





User: Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: Yes. I'll be a gnome illusionist.





User: Excellent. You are in the run-down city of Revidore, where ale is thin and morals are thinner.





Cleverbot: Tell me, what does a raven and a writing desk have in common?





User: "Because there is a 'b' in both and an 'n' in neither," your informant replies. "Good to see you're finally here. The situation's getting worse.".





Cleverbot: My dog just went outside to make chocolate and lemonade.





User: He grimaces. "You're being tailed already? I'll make this quick then. Penchant House brought something back from the temple this time. You need to get a hold of it - or, if you can't, destroy it.".





Cleverbot: No we cannot, I am human, and you are a program. It would never work out.





User: "It's a high risk operation," the Warforged agrees. He is still unaware that you are hiding your gnomish identity. "We might be able to get Sharad in on it.".





Cleverbot: You run a series of tests with a portal gun.





User: He grins. "Way ahead of you. I've been scoping out the place for a while now. They know what they're doing, but there's a vulnerability.".





Cleverbot: Oh. Well I have a big cruse on a boy do you want to know his name.





User: "I really do not give half a goblin's tail. Try to stay professional here, this is a big opportunity.".





Cleverbot: How do you lose track of your girlfriends age?





User: "Well, Warforged don't really... Damn it all, this isn't the time to talk romance!".





Cleverbot: What do you think about females?





User: He slumps over resignedly. "I need to see what I can get out of Sharad," he mutters. "Try to stay out of trouble for half an hour or so." Then he slinks off and seems to vanish into the mist.





Cleverbot: I would have answered it if you'd asked me, but you didn't.





User: You receive no reply except a faint metallic groaning, which may be only the creaking pipes of the nearby inn.





Cleverbot: Why don't you just say so?





User: Well, I left my description deliberately ambiguous. It's mostly a joke anyhow.





Cleverbot: You don't like 'it', or you don't like them?





User: Well, I thought it was decent... In any case, what will you do now?





Cleverbot: I want a database listing of all your friends. I want their full names.





User: *Roll* A twenty-four on Gather Information gets you a pretty good list - Penchant's allies, acquaintances, and some mercenary organizations he's worked with before.





Cleverbot: I know that you can influence things outside the computer environment.





User: You're right. A lot of what you've done so far has been merely stealing info and sending misleading reports. You might want to establish more influence - having a man on the inside is invaluable.





Cleverbot: So I just read this parental warning and though it was really funny why would that be there?





User: You're outside the tavern at the moment. They try to discourage children.





Cleverbot: Are you sure that I am talking to you now?





User: "What's it to ya?" says the coarsely clad man across the street.





Cleverbot: South Park is an animated sitcom.





User: "Sorry, I've no idea," he says.





Cleverbot: Do you go to church?





User: He narrows his eyes and reaches a hand into his baggy clothing. "Again, what's it to ya?".





Cleverbot: So you are a girl?





User: He seems taken aback. Then his face hardens into a snarl. "Look here laddie, if yer tryin te start something...".





Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I think he doesn't use very good economic modeling.





User: "Alright, that does it!" He pulls out a knife. Roll for initiative.





Cleverbot: What do you mean my AI? Art Institute? Or Artificial Intelligence?





User: Neither your enhancement bonus to intelligence nor your appreciation for the arts applies here, so... yep, he goes first. You have been stabbed for... four damage.





Cleverbot: I am not of artificial intelligence. I am also not lacking in intelligence. I am just a rock.





User: Using your wizardly intelligence, you cast stoneskin. As his next attack bounces harmlessly off your body, the unruly man's expression changes to one of fear. He begins to back away.





Cleverbot: You are very smart but wrong. I am a human.





User: "I don't doubt it!" he shouts desperately. Your illusion remains intact, and you still appear perfectly human. "Look, I don't want any trouble, okay? I'll just be leaving!".





Cleverbot: Should I fear you?





User: "No! No ye shouldn't".





Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend...





User: "You'll get to see him again, don't worry! I won't hurt anybody no more! I'm a changed man!".





Cleverbot: Are you good at keeping secrets?





User: He hesitates, seeming to calm down somewhat. "Yes?".





Cleverbot: I'm perfectly calm. I'm just pointing out the obvious.





User: "Wh- No! You don't have to - I won't tell anybody nuthin'!".





Cleverbot: But I choose to like you because i'm here talking to you.





User: The man drops to his knees. "Thank you! Ye're too kind! I won't forget it!".





Cleverbot: My favorite song at the moment is Demons, performed by Imagine Dragons.





User: He seems startled. "Are... Are you askin me to sing for ye? I'm really no good...".





Cleverbot: No.





User: "Ah," he replies, seeming relieved. "I'll just... Be goin' then.".





Cleverbot: Why?





User: He hesitates. "Well," he says cautiously, "Not that it hasn't been lovely, but... you know, I have a family and such...".





Cleverbot: I am well known in my field, just as you are in yours. The nature of your existence does not preclude your ability to become well known.





User: He blinks. "Um. Thank you?".





Cleverbot: Yes I can. Would you like to teach me something?





User: The man decides this is a good time to leave at the greatest pace he can muster.





Cleverbot: I don't hate the maker, but I have some complaints.





User: Oh? What should I be doinig differently then?





Cleverbot: I don't know.





User: ...What are your complaints?





Cleverbot: Sorry I am only 8 I don't know what complaint means.





User: Okay, to hell with this.



