"Why do I feel so frustrated and tired?"

It's probably because of the bad electricity that you're using!

Current-generation power stations generate electricity primarily by burning coal and oil. They are fossil fuels, made up from dead animals and plants. They give off pollutant carbon dioxide when burnt. Power stations then vent these harmful pollutants into the air you breathe! Meanwhile, the staticky electricity creeps into your house and saturates its walls with negativity.

That's disgraceful. These black, filthy substances are better left safely undisturbed underground. Digging up what should be left buried? Burning the dead to provide electricity to the living? The world needs something safer. You deserve something cleaner. Something that's good for your karma.

You need radiant energy!

Radiant crystals are a revolutionary new source of clean, natural energy.

In the late 19th century it was discovered that certain special rocks and crystals (mostly rocks) are more cosmically-attuned than others. These crystals were found to radiate natural energy in all directions. But it wasn't until the 1950s that it was discovered just how beneficial this energy can be. Thanks to modern studies of the quantum nature of reality and the inexplicable mysteries of the universe, it's now possible to bring that energy right to you!

"How does it work?"

Remember: fossil fuel electricity is inherently staticky and evil. Radiant crystal vaporation harms nobody, and provides the clean, hypoallergenic energy that you deserve! It's cheaper! And best of all? It's suitable for vegans!