I bought my "GAY" t-shirt in the hopes that I could share my happiness with the world. After all, where's the crime in advertising that you're one happy guy?



Well things did not turn out how I expected. At first, everything was hunky-dory. My GAY shirt arrived in the mail and I immediately put it on. My roommate saw me and said "gee golly! That's a swell shirt! I'm a happy guy too, maybe I should buy a shirt like that." I told him where I got it and walked out of the house.



That's when things got weird. For some reason my mailman, Francois, made some odd remarks when he saw me. He said something like "well hey sailor, I never knew!" I didn't understand how anyone couldn't tell that I'm pretty much happy all the time. I was really surprised when he slapped my bum. Why would he do such a thing?



It only got weirder. As I walked down the street, men kept hollering and whistling at me. At first I thought they were happy to see another happy guy so I waved back and smiled. But then some of them started yelling sexual stuff. Needless to say, I was very confused!



I suggest that anyone who buys this shirt be very careful. I seem to get odd, unwanted attention from men whenever I wear it! In the meantime, I've given my "GAY" shirt to my roommate, and he's reported no problems. He wears it all the time, so I guess this shirt is only for some people.