I’d just like to point out that watching an animated, dead, turkey dance – at all, any dance at all – is hilarious. Yes, it makes a pretty funny pun when it’s “twerking”, too.

If The Internet could stop making everything about SUPER SERIOUS THINGS THAT ARE SERIOUS for one fucking second, that would be great.

So if someone could make a Very Big List of Very Serious Things That We Are Not Allowed To Make Jokes About Because We Must Take Those Things Very Seriously All The Time, that would be very helpful.*

*Please do not actually do this. It’s exhausting enough already.