It is universally uncool to poop on your friends.

This rule applies across the animal kingdom — it is true for humans, mammals and even owls. Which makes the owl in this video, by standards of the known universe, a real a-hole.

The 15-second clip features two owls hanging out. Then, out of nowhere, one of the birds stands up, poops on the other owl and sprints away because he knows exactly how uncool it is.