For those interested, this is the house! (I’ve always sucked at building but it’s okay!)

Okay so last time Purple totally failed his husband hunting and ending up adopting… 4 toddlers. And with the nursery I bought, he had no money left for a babysitter. Serves him right.

Let’s meet the children!

First we have Sparkle!

She is Brave, Excitable!

The second adopted is Spike!

He is the boring normal baby.

He is Easily Impressed and a Heavy Sleeper.

Here we have Cinders.

She is an Excitable Genius.

Last but not least is Éponine!

She is Clumsy and Friendly!

Now let’s get back to our lovely Founder and see what he’s up to!

Purple : Listen up here buddy. I’m going to pack you guys up and send you back to the orphanage! Understand? It was all a big misunderstanding!

Spike : Poopie!

Purple : …

I feel the need to mention that during all this commotion, a random stray cat entered the house and refused to leave. I used the resetsim cheat more than once but he came back over and over again. Purple didn’t have the time to take care of him so I let him do as he pleases in the house.

Purple : Social needs? The claw will fix this.

Purple : Hey, this parenting thing is actually not that bad!

Cinders : Give me my dad back, you thief.

Annnnd Purple didn’t reach the toilet in time many times that week. That’s what happens with four toddlers and no babysitter of partner.

Purple : Never again.

Stray cat : I have fleas, help me. I have fleas, help me. I have fleas, help me.

When did you even get them!? You’ve been in the house for three days!

Sparkle : Daddy, I’m crying and I don’t know whyyyy! Help!

Cinders : Daddy, this game is too haaard!

Spike : So hungry.

Stray cat : I’m out of here, they’re all crazy!

Purple : Sh guys, I’m feeding Cinders. (Is it me or she eats a LOT?)

Purple : Let’s learn to walk!

Sparkle : This shit’s easy.

Cinders : Daddy taught me how to poopie!

Éponine : Me tooooo! Look look!

(Ignore the walls down, ooops.)

Cinders : Peek-a-boo Épo!

Stray Cat : I’m stuck here and I’m hungry and I’m standing in pee and I have fleas. Help.

When did you come back!? Didn’t you leave?

Stray Cat : Didn’t you see me, I brought along some friends! We had a party in the backyard!

And I am very sad to say that’s the last time you’ll see Stray Cat. It ended up stinking the whole place and waking the sleeping babies up. I had to Delete Object it.

Here’s a shot of the whole family the night before they aged up.

That week was probably the hardest sim week I’ve ever experienced, I’m sorry for the lack of pictures!

Purple : Hard!? Was that hard for you!? I passed out two times and pissed myself three times! I had to skip work the whole week because of the huge nursery you bought! I couldn’t spend fifty dollars on a damn babysitter!

…And they were all taught to potty, to walk and to talk in time. You’re a good dad, Purple. Time to enjoy yourself before the birthday party.

Purple : Wow, Cinders, you’re going to be a star!

Purple : This toilet needs to be clean before my coworkers arrive or they’ll think I’m a slob!

Here are the last pictures of the toddlers before they aged up.

Next time, birthdays, spooky day and water balloon fights in the rain!