



Except it's too late, I'm gonna talk about it anyway -- what a load of fartcrap. Before officially releasing the song, Ms. Luzon bragged about how she hired one of Britney Spears' producers to help her make this atrocious song. At least I think she said that. Either way, whoever worked on this probably asked to have their names removed from the credits because jesus christ this song is embarrassing to the gay community. And not only is the song awful to listen to (I wouldn't be surprised if she monotone-read all the lyrics and just had them autotuned for her) but the video is beyond cringe-worthy with shitty costume changes and colors so vibrant yet dissonant that it's clear that Manila hasn't heard of things like Cinematographers and Visual Designers. This video is literally just crap on crap on crap. Also, Jiggly Caliente appears in it, and you better believe I'll have a whole other post dedicated to that pile of shit.





In fine, Manila is a power-hungry fame-whore who I used to think was funny but then realized that she's actually just completely contrived, as are all pageant-queens of her ilk. I don't even care if she technically classifies as a "pageant queen" (vs. club kid or whatever the hell the drag community wants to call it) -- in my mind, she's definitely convincing as a woman, but the kind of woman she portrays is one of those awful washed-up Los Angeles mini-starlets who keep on vying and vying for attention but just never seem to actually have any originality to begin with. The postmodernism in her campy drag (I almost wrote "crampy") isn't so much genuine postmodernism, but rather just her copying what she's seen in the performances of other drag queens and "glamorous women."





Fuck you, Manila Luzon.

I'm gonna kick off this blog by officially explaining why I think Manila Luzon is a huge self-centered asshole.And I don't mean that just because s/he's gay.She is a drag queen who was on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 3. She made runner-up, and at the time, I actually liked her. But it wasn't until much later when I realized how much of an asshole she is.Well. It all started when I began discovering these videos she posted of herself behind the scenes of the reality show that brought her to fame:And it's just her being an asshole on camera, vying for America's attention one shitty camera-video-taken-at-arms-length at a time. "I'm hungry. It's like six o' clock. I had to eat some old pizza last night. What time's dinner? 7 to 8? What are we doing for dinner?" It's like, no one cares. Why are you video-taping this. Get this off of Youtube.And also, she's on a reality show -- isn't shebeing filmed 24/7? And yet the fact that she feels the need to video-tape herself during her down-time shows a really gross element of attention-whore in her personality.And don't even get me started on this shit.