We make briefs for comfort, not sex appeal. Because you should determine if you’re sexy! But, that doesn’t mean we don’t love it when someone else notices how sexually exciting a pair of MeUndies looks on you. Please enjoy a personal testimonial from our “team member” Pete, who definitely volunteered for this, and whose wife Cecilia just can’t get enough of how he looks in his MeUndies, not that it matters!

Cecilia and I first met in high school, back when I thought my underwear should just be comfortable, not for looks. Because, fellas, women don’t usually notice our underpants, right? Especially since I’m usually wearing pants-pants! Ha ha!

Now I work at MeUndies.com, so her attitude’s been changing. When I come home and throw my Dockers® Alpha Pigment Dye Pants-Pants™ on the bedroom floor, and she gets a peek at my cheeks, she can’t help but mention it. And so, I feel like a sexy, empowered Keeng. And also it’s pretty comfortable underpants, if you care about that.

Check out this thing Cecilia, who is real, totally said to me, unprompted: “That dong,” she totally said, “looks comfortable, by which I mean, super sexy. I bet it would be great in MeUndies.com briefs, boxers, trunks, and/or boxer-briefs, all of which are available in packs which help you save even more!” How much more sexy, and cost-savvy, can a man even feel?

They’re made from buffalo wing-soft MicroModal®, and the generous pouch gives the boys plenty of…to be honest, they ride up a bit in the butt area, and I don’t really like how my sack kind of slides out sometimes. But, who cares? My wife totally likes my dong in them! So, I wear them all the time. I literally don’t take these underpants off. Because that’s the true source of underpants self-esteem: from how other people say you look in them. That is true empowerment, fellow Kangz!

I hope you’ve enjoyed this definitely nonfictional, definitely not cynical marketing, look into my private life. Before I worked in the underpants industry, I had no idea that the #1 reason to buy underpants is because someone will want to fuck you in them. If you still cling to the silly notion that it’s more important to feel comfortable, or wear whatever you think looks good on you, I hope this blog changes your mind! YASSSS, KWEENG!