User Info: The_REAL_Duke_O The_REAL_Duke_O 6 years ago #1

Begging ......

Pleading.....

Crying....

Crying for the beloved country.....

that Earthbound would be released for the virtual console for the Wii.

What happened?

they released it for Wii U, not the Wii.

I don't have a Wii U. I don;t have 300 dollars to spend on a new system!!!



My brothers and sisters, we must plead with the nintendo gods of reggie and iwata and shigeru Myamoto and beg them to bring Earthbound to the real Wii, not this wii U thing!!!



We waited years for Earthbound. We deserve Earthbound.

This topic is in protest of Nintendo not releasing Earthbound for the real wii and releasing it on the imposter Wii U instead.

My brothers and sisters, like the greats like Martin Luther King and Ghandi, we must fight the good fight and get nintendo to release Earthbound for the real Wii.



I am duke. I have retruned home.

and I want my earthbound .... because I don't have 300 bucks for a Wii u. I have spent the last few years hoping...Begging ......Pleading.....Crying....Crying for the beloved country.....that Earthbound would be released for the virtual console for the Wii.What happened?they released it for Wii U, not the Wii.I don't have a Wii U. I don;t have 300 dollars to spend on a new system!!!My brothers and sisters, we must plead with the nintendo gods of reggie and iwata and shigeru Myamoto and beg them to bring Earthbound to the real Wii, not this wii U thing!!!We waited years for Earthbound. We deserve Earthbound.This topic is in protest of Nintendo not releasing Earthbound for the real wii and releasing it on the imposter Wii U instead.My brothers and sisters, like the greats like Martin Luther King and Ghandi, we must fight the good fight and get nintendo to release Earthbound for the real Wii.I am duke. I have retruned home.and I want my earthbound .... because I don't have 300 bucks for a Wii u.

User Info: Oliver_Oliver Oliver_Oliver 6 years ago #2

Are you Duke Oliver?

But I thought Duke_Reborn (from the Duke Oliver topic on this board) was the return of Duke Oliver.

But does that mean that he's not Duke Oliver and that you are Duke Oliver?

Or is Duke_Reborn the real Duke Oliver and you really aren't Duke Oliver?

Are you the real Duke Oliver?

Duke Oliver .... is that really you?!?



I'm so confused. LOL

Anyway, I do agree that Nintendo should just release Earthbound on the original Wii. Keeping it on Wii U isn't exactly helping Earthbound's digital download sales. Confidence? It's nothing but an illusion. Wait ....Are you Duke Oliver?But I thought Duke_Reborn (from the Duke Oliver topic on this board) was the return of Duke Oliver.But does that mean that he's not Duke Oliver and that you are Duke Oliver?Or is Duke_Reborn the real Duke Oliver and you really aren't Duke Oliver?Are you the real Duke Oliver?Duke Oliver .... is that really you?!?I'm so confused. LOLAnyway, I do agree that Nintendo should just release Earthbound on the original Wii. Keeping it on Wii U isn't exactly helping Earthbound's digital download sales.

User Info: The_REAL_Duke_O The_REAL_Duke_O (Topic Creator) 6 years ago #3 Oliver_Oliver posted...

Wait ....

Are you Duke Oliver?

But I thought Duke_Reborn (from the Duke Oliver topic on this board) was the return of Duke Oliver.

But does that mean that he's not Duke Oliver and that you are Duke Oliver?

Or is Duke_Reborn the real Duke Oliver and you really aren't Duke Oliver?

Are you the real Duke Oliver?

Duke Oliver .... is that really you?!?



I'm so confused. LOL

Anyway, I do agree that Nintendo should just release Earthbound on the original Wii. Keeping it on Wii U isn't exactly helping Earthbound's digital download sales.



Yes, it's me!!!

I'm Duke Oliver!!!

Me, me ,me!!!



I'm the real deal, not that Duke_Reborn fella!!



anyway, yes, we must pray to the gods of Iwata, Reggie and Myamoto to get Earthbound on the real Wii.

It's bogus that it's for Wii U only.

That ain't right and I will not stand for this!

there must be a way to get Earthbound on the real wii (and not let it stay on Wii U only).

Someone, help me out here!

Reggie!!!!

REGGIE!!!!!!!

Do you hear me Reggie?!?

I want my Earthbound on the real Wii. Yes, it's me!!!I'm Duke Oliver!!!Me, me ,me!!!I'm the real deal, not that Duke_Reborn fella!!anyway, yes, we must pray to the gods of Iwata, Reggie and Myamoto to get Earthbound on the real Wii.It's bogus that it's for Wii U only.That ain't right and I will not stand for this!there must be a way to get Earthbound on the real wii (and not let it stay on Wii U only).Someone, help me out here!Reggie!!!!REGGIE!!!!!!!Do you hear me Reggie?!?I want my Earthbound on the real Wii.

User Info: zzeennoolloo zzeennoolloo 6 years ago #4 2014..... the year of Zzeennoolloo. So...... what your trying to say is ...... you want Earthbound on the original Wii for the original Virtual Console? I like your idea very much, but I don't see it happening (it SHOULD happen, but it just won't).

User Info: eloratings eloratings 6 years ago #5



I'll be having coffee every morning for this topic.



*subscribed* twitter.com/eloratings so, u are person that the people talk about.I'll be having coffee every morning for this topic.*subscribed*

User Info: KyoKusanagi KyoKusanagi 6 years ago #6 www.samuraisnake.com

www.youtube.com/thesnake383 It'll never happen. The Wii is dead.

User Info: The_REAL_Duke_O The_REAL_Duke_O (Topic Creator) 6 years ago #7 KyoKusanagi posted...

It'll never happen. The Wii is dead.



It's NOT dead ....

It shall NEVER die ....

the real wii is still alive and that Wii U imposter is ruining everything!!!

It's ruining my master plan of getting Earthbound on the REAL Wii (instead of it staying on that wii U imposter!!!)



I have an Ultimatum to make ...

yes ....

an ULTIMATUM!!!!

The following is .....



DUKE OLIVER DIRECT (February 2014 edition)



Okay ....

so like ....

I want nintendo to put Earthbound on the REAL Wii!!!

It's gotta happen!!!!



so ....



Dear gods of nintendo (god Reggie, god iwata, and god Shigeru)

Put Earthbound on the REAL wii .....NOW!!!!

or I will take princess peach and take her to my castle.

Any attempt to save her will result in me putting a toad pretending to be princess peach in that castle and I will simply move the princess to another castle and you will NEVER find her....

NEVER!!!!

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

It's an original plan, I know.

so yeah ....



You guys have until the end of March, 2014 to put Earthbound on the real wii (don't just leave it on the wii U imposter!!!)

Failure to comply with this Ultimatum will result in a missing princess.

You have been warned.



Very truly yours,



The REAL Duke Oliver



P.S: don't you dare send any fat plumbers from Brooklyn or any annoying kids wearing a green hat with a stupid fairy screaming things like "HEY" and "LISTEN" after me. Especially that stupid Fairy that screams "HEY" and "LISTEN". I don't like her. And no small, round pink things with eyes, feet, arms and a mouth that suck up anything that's around them and either spits them back out or absorbs their powers. I hate those damn things as well. It's NOT dead ....It shall NEVER die ....the real wii is still alive and that Wii U imposter is ruining everything!!!It's ruining my master plan of getting Earthbound on the REAL Wii (instead of it staying on that wii U imposter!!!)I have an Ultimatum to make ...yes ....an ULTIMATUM!!!!The following is .....DUKE OLIVER DIRECT (February 2014 edition)Okay ....so like ....I want nintendo to put Earthbound on the REAL Wii!!!It's gotta happen!!!!so ....Dear gods of nintendo (god Reggie, god iwata, and god Shigeru)Put Earthbound on the REAL wii .....NOW!!!!or I will take princess peach and take her to my castle.Any attempt to save her will result in me putting a toad pretending to be princess peach in that castle and I will simply move the princess to another castle and you will NEVER find her....NEVER!!!!Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!It's an original plan, I know.so yeah ....You guys have until the end of March, 2014 to put Earthbound on the real wii (don't just leave it on the wii U imposter!!!)Failure to comply with this Ultimatum will result in a missing princess.You have been warned.Very truly yours,The REAL Duke OliverP.S: don't you dare send any fat plumbers from Brooklyn or any annoying kids wearing a green hat with a stupid fairy screaming things like "HEY" and "LISTEN" after me.that stupid Fairy that screams "HEY" and "LISTEN". I don't like her. And no small, round pink things with eyes, feet, arms and a mouth that suck up anything that's around them and either spits them back out or absorbs their powers. I hate those damn things as well.

User Info: Starman49843 Starman49843 6 years ago #8



But anyway, saving $300 is easy. First, stop buying fast food, soda, energy drinks, candy, chips, alcohol, movie tickets, and movie rentals. It's easy to get nickel and dimed $60 or more in a single month from tiny purchases adding up. Also don't buy full priced games, but I guess that's obvious if you want to save money. Next, learn about hypermiling and get in the habit of doing it to save money on gas. Wear two layers of thermal pants and thermal shirts with a layer of your regular clothes over that. Wear fingerless gloves and a winter hat. And yes, I mean in the house. This will save you hundreds on heat during the winter. Build a candle-powered radiator for your room. It's super easy; no tools required. Just go to YouTube and type something like, "how to heat a room without a heater" and it'll show you how to get eight hours of radiant heat for forty cents. Btw, yes I do all this and yes it works. Don't worry mate, you'll have that $300 saved in no time. Ever wonder why all those extra ingredients are in your food?? They're hoping you never do. Forgive me, but I have my doubts that he's the real Duke Oliver. As someone who's read his topics from years ago, it just doesn't sound like him. He wasn't creative enough to come up with all that. Then again, since it's now years later, maybe he is. Anyway, they won't release EB on WiiVC because they want to dangle that carrot in front of us to try to bait us into buying a Wii U. Perhaps they were saving it the whole time for when they felt they needed it?? (Like when they realized Wii U sales where in the crapper and wanted to try to drum up some sales??)But anyway, saving $300 is easy. First, stop buying fast food, soda, energy drinks, candy, chips, alcohol, movie tickets, and movie rentals. It's easy to get nickel and dimed $60 or more in a single month from tiny purchases adding up. Also don't buy full priced games, but I guess that's obvious if you want to save money. Next, learn about hypermiling and get in the habit of doing it to save money on gas. Wear two layers of thermal pants and thermal shirts with a layer of your regular clothes over that. Wear fingerless gloves and a winter hat. And yes, I mean in the house. This will save you hundreds on heat during the winter. Build a candle-powered radiator for your room. It's super easy; no tools required. Just go to YouTube and type something like, "how to heat a room without a heater" and it'll show you how to get eight hours of radiant heat for forty cents. Btw, yes I do all this and yes it works. Don't worry mate, you'll have that $300 saved in no time.

User Info: ResidentialEvil ResidentialEvil 6 years ago #9



Around here pretty much the only new Wii you can buy are the Wii Mini's, who don't even have internet capabilities. Currently Playing: ZombiU (Wii U) I'll be shocked if they release anything new again on the Wii's VC. In fact a year from now I'm wondering if they'll even have that service running for the WIi, considering they've shutdown almost everything else. They haven't released anything new since June of 2013, and that was Neo-Geo. There hasn't been a NES, Super NES, or N64 release since Dec. 2012.Around here pretty much the only new Wii you can buy are the Wii Mini's, who don't even have internet capabilities.