Your mole was awakened from a slough of despondency this afternoon by some troubling news from across the pond.

American news channel Fox, apparently happy to communicate its total disinterest in UK goings-on, reported that David Cameron has resigned following a vote to leave the United Nations:

@elisjames Fox News are reporting that we have indeed left the UN. pic.twitter.com/mWY7JXwvEW — Alex Quantock (@alexquantock) June 24, 2016

This will come as quite a shock to those of us obsessively focused on the EU referendum, and quite ignorant of our imminent departure from another international body. The Westminster bubble, eh?