And yes, you would’ve made mistakes. And you would’ve been attacked for doing things that now seem so inconsequential. I mean for god’s sake, I was supposed to talk about you on my show for the next four years. And now I’m saddled with that pint of flat orange Fanta, who gives me more material than I would ever want.

I thought ― and I feared ― that you being elected would unleash a wave of misogyny in the U.S., but we’ve seen that that happened anyway.