You know there's something happening when they're circulating talking points.

[Branch 1:] While we were making small talk, I casually asked, “So, how many people closed out accounts this weekend?”

The cashier said, “Oh it was just two or three people. Not many at all.” [...]

[Wells Fargo embedded in Whole Foods:] While chatting it up, I asked, “So, how many people closed out their accounts here on Saturday? “

The Teller said, “Just two or three people closed their accounts. Only two said it was because of Bank Transfer Day.” [...]

[Branch 2:] I was talking to Mr. Branch Manager2 while I was getting the passport, I casually said, “So, how many people closed their accounts on Saturday?”

Mr. Branch Manager2 said, “Oh, it was just 2 or 3 people. They had very small amounts of money with us.” [...]

Was there a corporate wide memo with talking points? I don’t have any proof but it does make me wonder how only “…2 or 3 people” closed their accounts at three different Wells Fargo…