This is such a touching story.

Bishop Daniel Obinim has claimed that he can make men’s penises larger by “massaging” men’s groins using his hands. He also said that he can make women’s breasts larger by massaing them, too.

While I’m skeptical of his claims to enlarge women’s breasts by touching them, I have no doubt that he is able to enlarge men’s penises by rubbing them. While the effects would be temporary, I can accept this claim as being true.

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I don’t know that this power is exclusive to him though, I would estimate that approximately half of all people have the ability to enlarge a penis by touching it, and make use of this ability rather often.

Church and State reported:

In a scene broadcast on his own channel, Obinim TV, the bishop says: ‘If you do not like the looks of any part of your body, come to me. ‘What do you want that I can’t offer? If you want big buttocks I can do it for you. If you want big breasts, I can help. If you have a small manhood, I can change them all when I come to the spiritual realm.’ Bishop Obinim, who founded the International God’s Way Church in the Ashanti region of Ghana, has been criticised for his controversial practices before.

And, it gets a bit more concerning:

In August he was filmed whipping teenagers while accusing them of being sexually promiscuous. He is now facing charges over the incident.

Well then.

Obinim was seen engaging in this practice in a video shared by Metro.co.uk:

While we know that religion is a scam, I feel like this takes it about 3 steps further. For one, you’re lying to people about your religion, be it knowingly and intentionally or if you believe that the religion is true. But what’s more is you’re using one lie to justify another lie – that you can enlarge people’s private parts by touching them.

If there’s a silver lining here, at least he’s doing this to adults, unlike many predator priests within the Catholic Church.