Late last year, we said that "hookers and blow" were set to lift Britain over France as the world’s fifth largest economy.

And we weren’t joking.

As The Telegraph noted when the figures were released, "the Centre for Economics and Business Research said Britain's acceleration was boosted by the inclusion of sex and drugs to UK growth."

France, on the other hand, has taken the moral high ground by "refus[ing] to comply with EU rules because it does not consider [drug use and prostitution] to be 'voluntary commercial activities'".

"Voluntary" or not, failing to include the illicit activities which drive the world’s shadow economies could lead to material miscalculations. And besides, even if one wants to argue that illegality is impossible to measure, surely making an honest attempt to come up with an accurate representation of economic output is preferable to the BEA's now standard practice of simply "adjusting" the real data in order to get a goalseeked outcome. As WSJ put it last June, "if drug sales aren't counted in a place where people spend half their income on drugs, one could conclude, wrongly, that the population saved half its money." The U.N. made a similar argument back in 2008 when it contended that "accounts as a whole are liable to be seriously distorted" if governments refuse to include all transactions.

Fortunately for anyone looking to get a read on the going rate for the various goods and services which comprise the world’s black markets (and in some countries serve as a much needed boon for GDP), Havocscope has a price list for everything you’ve ever wanted to buy (and everything you wouldn’t touch even with Mario Draghi’s hands) from someone in a dark and smoky back alley.

First, a bit on Havocscope’s methodology:

Data listed within Havocscope’s website is collected from credible open-source documents such as newspapers, government reports and academic journals. The source for the figure is clearly listed on each data post. This allows users to see where the information has come from, judge the credibility of the source, and pursue further research if necessary.

That seems fair enough, and so, without further ado, we present current price lists for a veritable smorgasbord of illegal goods and services.

AK-47 and Other Guns on the Black Market

Afghanistan$1,500

Afghanistan-Kabul$1,500 for US issued Night Vision Googles

Australia$15,493 in Sydney

Average price of AK-47 worldwide$534

Canada$2,000 for handgun, $600 to rent

Europe$400 to $900 for Rocket Launchers and AK-47s

Iraq$800, with Osama Bin Laden’s favorite model for $2,000

Iraq-Bullets$0.15 to $0.45 per bullet

Iraq-Rocket Launcher$100, $50 per grenade

Mexico-AK-47$1,400 on US border/$3,000 in South

Mexico-Gernade$100 to $500 for M67 Grenade

Niger Delta-AK-47$75

Philippines$120 for .22 Caliber Magnum Black Widow

Profit in the U.S.$500 for selling AK-47 to Drug Cartels

Somalia$400 for Russian AK-47, $600 for North Korean AK-47

Sudan$86 for AK-47, $33 for child

Syria$2,100 for AK-47, $2,000 for RPG

Thailand$2,600 for gun

United States$400 in California’s black market

United States-Small Pistol$20 to $100 in Dallas, TX

United States – Straw PurchaserUp to $500 per gun

Bribes

Afghanistan – Election Bribes$1 to $18 per vote

Afghanistan – Police Bribe$100,000 to be Police Chief

Afghanistan Average Bribe Amount$214 in 2012

Africa – Bribe Payments of Govt Officials$20 to $40 Billion

Amount of Bribes Paid Worldwide$1 Trillion per year

Bangladesh – Bribes Paid per Household$86

Businesses – Rise in Market Value from Bribes$11 for $1 in bribe

Cambodia – Bribes for Fishing Permit$50

Cambodia – Bribes to Operate Fake License Shop$2.50 per day

Cambodia – Citizens Paying Bribes to Receive Services72%

China – Bribe to become a City Assemblyman$44,000

China – Bribes to Education Officials$10,000 for School Admission

China – Bribes to Rail Ministry$14,897 for job as Train Attendant

China – Impact of Bribes on Drug Prices20%

Companies Asked to Pay Bribes Worldwide28%

Croatia – Average Bribe Payment$300

Czech Republic Average Bribe Amount$248 to $497

Education Corruption1 in 6 students pay bribes

Greece- Bribes Paid by Families$2,500 to Public Officials

Guatemala – Bribes from Drug Traffickers$2,500 to Public Officials

Haiti – Bribe to Border Official for Human Trafficker$400 per immigrant

Illegal Loggers$25,000 to $50,000 in bribes for permits

India – Bribe to Sell DVDs$0.18 to Police

India – Bribes to Police to Sell Water$0.18 to Police

India – Families Paying Bribes4 million families

Indonesia – Bribe to Chief Justice$250,000

Indonesia – Bribe to Oil Regulator$600,000

Indonesia – Bribes to Prison Guard$500 to use cell phone

Indonesia – Businesses Paying Bribes60%

Iraq – Bribes to Prison Guards$100 to Take a Single Shower

Ivory Coast – Bribes at Traffic Checkpoints$300 Million

Kenya – Bribes to Customs and Port Officials$5,797 per shipment

Kenya -Average Bribes Paid Per Month16

Mexico – Amount of Bribes Paid$2.75 Billion in 2010

Mexico – Average Bribe Paid$14

Mexico – Bribes Collected by Police65% less than $6,000

Mexico – Bribes Paid by Drug Cartel to Police$1.2 Billion Per Year

Mexico – Sinaloa Cartel Boss to Escape Prison$2.5 Million

Nigeria – Bribes Accepted by Government Workers$3.2 Billion

Nigeria – Bribes Paid by Shell$2 Million in bribes, $14 Million in profit

North Korea – Bribes to Border Guard by Defector$6,000

North Korea – Bribes to Inspectors$2,000 per visit

Pakistan – Bribe to Police from Artifact Smuggler$10.62 per day of digging

Pakistan – Bribes Paid by Smugglers$1,200 to Police Chiefs

Peru – Bribe to Stop Logging Investigation$5,000

Romania – Bribe to Receive Brain Surgery$6,500

Romania – Bribes Paid Per Day$1 Million

Romania – Bribes to Hospital For Employment$40,000

Russia – Average Bribe Paid$189

Russia – Bribes to Forest OfficialsCases of Vodka

Russia – Business Bribe$10,000

Russia – Education Admission Bribes$1 Billion

Russian -Amount of Bribes Paid$5.9 Billion in 2010

South AfricaTraffic Police Ask for Most Bribes

Thailand – Bribes to Police to Allow Human Smuggling$160 per migrant

Thailand – Kickback and Bribes to Officials25-35% of project value

Thailand -Impact of Bribes on Economy$3.3 Billion

Ukraine – Bribes to Police$1,000 from brothel owners

United Kingdom – People who Paid Bribes1 in 20

United States – Bribe to Border Agent$15,000

United States – Bribes to Prison Guard$5,000 to pass meth

United States – Bribes to TSA Screener$2,400 for each suitcase

United States – Corruption At Workplace60% believe common

Vietnam – Bribes to Forest Official$2,300

Prices of Computer Hackers and Online Fraud

AdWords$1,000 to drain competitors AdWords budget

Botnet – Canada$270 for 1,000 computers

Botnet – France$200 for 1,000 computers

Botnet – Russia$200 for 1,000 computers

Botnet – United Kingdom$240 for 1,000 computers

Botnet – United States$180 for 1,000 computers

Botnet – Worldwide$35 for 1,000 computers

Credit Card – Premium Card with Big Balance$250

Credit Card and Social Security Number$5

DDOS a Website$911,000 for gambling website

Doxing Someone$25 to $100

Email Addresses – Gmail$200 for 1,000

Email Addresses – Hotmail$12 for 1,000

Email Addresses – Yahoo$10 for 1,000

Facebook Likes$15 for 1,000

Facebook Spam$13 for page with 30,000 fans

Hacked Webcam of Boy$0.01

Hacked Webcam of Girl$1

Hacking Classes$75

Online Bank Account – EU4 – 6% of account balance

Online Bank Account – USA2% of account balance

Online Extortion$50 to $15,000 in Sextortion Blackmail

Online Funds to CashCommission between 9% to 40% of Amount

Online Game Hackers$16,000 per month in China

PayPal Account6 to 20% of account balance

Remote Administration Tool$40 for Blackshades

Stolen Health Insurance Information$1,200 to $1,300

Twitter Followers$15 for 10,000 Fake Followers

Website Traffic$1 for 1,000 fake visitors

Cost to Hire a Hitman

Argentina$3,749 to $5,555

Australia$13,610 to $83,000

BoliviaBetween $4,000 to $15,000

ColombiaBase Salary of $600: $2,000 to $4,000 per hit

France – Monaco$330,000

India – MumbaiBetween $35 to $900

Italy – Mafia Hitman$3,700 for kneecapping, $27,000 for hit

Mexico – Ciudad Juarez$85 to Minors

Mexico – Police Chief$20,832 to target Police Chief

Mexico – Sinaloa$35

Mexico – Teenage Boys$10,00 to $50,000 per killing

Mexico – Teenage Girls$1,000 for 2-Week Salary to 16 year old girl

Philippines Death Squad$110 per hit

Spain$27 to $69,000

United States and United KingdomFew hundred to $25,000

United States Soldier$5,000 by Juarez Drug Cartel

United States Soldier – Group of Snipers$800,000 for group of 3

Exotic Animals for Sale

Abalone$52 per kilogram

African Grey Parrot$2,000

Arowana Fish$20,000

Australian Lizard$7,500

Baby Elephant in Thailand$7,000

Bear – Complete $4,500 in Taiwan

Bear Bile$200,000 per pound

Bear Paws$50 for set of 4

Black Cockatoo$31,000 in Australia

Butterfly (Queen Alexandra)$8,195

Chimpanzee (Live)$50

Clouded Leopard$5,700 in China

Dog Meat$29 in Vietnam

Elephant$28,200

Elephant Tusk$1,800 in Vietnam

Frog Legs$11 for a dozen pairs in France

Geckos from New Zealand$1,300 in Europe

Geckos in the Philippines$2,300

Gila Monster$1,500

Gorillas$400,000

Iguanas$10,600

Ivory$850 per kilo in Asia

Ivory with Carvings$3,000 per kilo

Komodo Dragon$30,000

Leopard$5,000

Leopard Tortoise$403

Monkey in Europe$123

Monkey in Thailand$55

Orangutan$45,000

Owl$250 in India

Pangolin$1,000

Pangolin – Meat$300 per kilogram

Pangolin – Scales$3,000 per kilogram

Panther$5,000

Ploughshare Tortoise$4,000

Polar Bear Skin$7,760 to $9,930

Puppies trafficked from Ireland$255 to $1,275 in the UK.

Rhino Horn Dagger$14,000

Rhino Horns$65,000 per kilogram

Rhino Horns (Crushed for medicine powder)$10 in Vietnam

Shark Fins$100 per kilogram

Sloths$30 in Colombia

Snake Venom$215,175 per liter

Snakes (Banded kraits)$2,190 in India

Snow Leopard Pelt$1,000 in Afghanistan

Spotted Salamander$103 on the Internet

Tiger (Dead)$5,000

Tiger (Live)$50,000

Tiger – Baby$3,200

Tiger Bone$2,000

Tiger Bone Wine$88

Tiger Penis$1,300

Tiger Remains$70,000 in China

Tiger Skin$35,000

Tortoises$10,000 in Madagascar

Totoaba Fish – Bladder$200,000 in China

Turtle – Chinese Golden Coin$20,000

Turtle Eggs$1 in Costa Rica

Organ Trafficking Prices and Kidney Transplant Sales

Average paid by Kidney Buyer$150,000

Average paid to Seller of Kidney$5,000

Kidney broker in the Philippines$1,000 to $1,500

Kidney broker in Yemen$60,000

Kidney buyer in China$47,500

Kidney buyer in Egypt$20,000

Kidney buyer in Israel$125,000 to $135,000

Kidney buyer in Moldova$100,000 to $250,000

Kidney buyer in Singapore$300,000

Kidney buyer in South Africa$200,000

Kidney buyer in Thailand$10,000

Kidney buyer in United States$120,000

Kidney buyers in Saudi Arabia$16,000

Kidney seller in Bangladesh$2,500

Kidney seller in China$15,000

Kidney seller in Costa Rica$20,000

Kidney seller in Egypt$2,000

Kidney seller in India$1,000

Kidney seller in Israel$10,000

Kidney seller in Kenya$650

Kidney seller in Moldova$2,500 to $3,000

Kidney seller in Pakistan$10,000

Kidney seller in Peru$5,000

Kidney seller in Romania$2,700

Kidney seller in Thailand$3,000 to $5,000

Kidney seller in the Philippines$2,000 to $10,000

Kidney seller in Turkey$10,000

Kidney seller in Ukraine$200,000

Kidney seller in Vietnam$2,410

Kidney seller in Yemen$5,000

Kidney Traffickers in Turkey$10,000 profit

Kidney Transplant Operation – China$15,200

Kidney Transplant Operation – Europe$32,000

Liver buyer in China$21,900

Liver seller in China$3,660

Lung seller in EuropeAsking price of $312,650

Fake ID Cards, Driver Licenses, and Stolen Passports

Average Price of a Stolen Passport for Sale$3,500

Black Market Driver License – New Jersey$2,500 to $7,000

Black Market Passport – Nepal$6,961

Black Market Passport – Peru$1,750

Black Market Passport – Sweden$12,200

Black Market Passport and Visa – Australia$15,000

Blank Stolen Passport – UK$1,642

Fake Green Card$75 to $300

Fake Birth Certificate – Cuba$10,000 to $50,000

Fake Car License Plate in Cambodia$4.50 to $10

Fake Driver License – California$200

Fake Driver License – Confiscated in New York1,450 in 2012

Fake ID Card – Malaysia$771 (includes smuggling)

Fake ID Card – New York$160 in 90 min

Fake ID Confiscated – Arizona2,064 from students in 2010

Fake ID Confiscated from China1,700 in 3 months at one airport

Fake ID from China$300 for 1, $400 for 2

Fake ID Papers for Residency – USA$2,500 per set

Fake IDs for Sale – United States$0.1 Billion ($100 Million)

Fake Passport – Australia$806

Fake Passport – China$10,000 to $25,000

Fake Passport – China (Alter Photo)$3,500 to $5,000

Fake Passport – Egypt, Germany, Morocco$6,830 to Syrian Refugees

Fake Passport in Thailand – Basic$245 in 2 hours

Fake Passport in Thailand – Higher Quality$1,000 to $1,250

Fake Passports in India$294

Fake Social Security Card$75 to $300

Lost or Stolen Passport Reported11 Million in 2010

Passport Selling – Thailand$200

Stolen ID to buy Health Insurance$1,250

Cocaine Prices

Kuwait$330 per gram (User Submitted)

United States$300 to $8 (UN) |$30 (User Submitted) per gram

Australia$300 per gram

Japan$269.5 per gram

Egypt$205.5 per gram

Ukraine$189.6 per gram

Denmark$180 per gram (User Submitted) | $89 per gram (UN)

New Zealand$179.3 per gram

Moldova$155.4 per gram

Norway$154.45 per gram

Saudi Arabia$133.5 per gram

Romania$132.5 per gram

Estonia$127.2 per gram

Iran$126.3 per gram

Jordan$126.3 per gram

Cyprus$119.2 per gram

Philippines$119 per gram

Pakistan$118.7 per gram

Latvia $112.6 per gram

Montenegro$111.2 per gram

Sweden$110.6 per gram

Greece$110.3 per gram

China$106.9 per gram (Hong Kong)

Finland$106 per gram

Czech Republic$104.8 per gram

Croatia$99.4 per gram

Austria$97.3 per gram

Indonesia$96.5 per gram

Switzerland$95.6 per gram

Bulgaria$94.9 per gram

Ireland$92.7 per gram

Italy$91.6 per gram

Serbia$88.2 per gram

Germany$86.9 per gram

Thailand$86.0 per gram

Zimbabwe$80 per gram (Crack)

Israel$80 per gram

Poland$53 per gram

France$79.5 per gram

Spain$79.5 per gram

Albania$79.5 per gram

Lithuania$78.9 per gram

Turkey$78.2 per gram

Hungary$72.1 per gram

Belgium$67.1 per gram

United Kingdom$61.5 per gram

Portugal$61.0 per gram

Netherlands$58.7 per gram

Cuba$56.7 per gram

Lebanon$40.0 per gram

South Africa$32.7 per gram

Nigeria$32.5 per gram

El Salvador$24 per gram

Paraguay$20 per gram

Costa Rica$17 per gram

Guatemala$13.3 per gram

Brazil$12 per gram

Haiti$10 per gram

Chile$8.8 per gram

Venezuela$9.3 per gram

Honduras$9.2 per gram

Dominican Republic$8 per gram

Argentina$5.9 per gram

Ecuador$5.0 per gram

Peru$4.5 per gram

Bolivia$3.5 per gram

Colombia$3.5 per gram

Ecstasy Pills Prices

Myanmar$68.1 per pill

South Korea$56.0 per pill

Norway$44.1 per pill

Montenegro$41.7 per gram

Egypt$40.2 per pill

United States$35.5 per pill

Japan$33.65 per pill

Vietnam$32.5 per pill

Australia$32.1 per pill

Thailand$29.65 per pill

New Zealand$28.7 per pill

Philippines$27.5 per pill

Chile$25 per pill

Costa Rica$25 per pill

Ecuador$25.0 per pill

Colombia$22.6 per pill

Italy$22.0 per pill

Dominican Republic$21 per pill

Singapore$20.25 per pill

Finland$19.9 per pill

Switzerland$19.1 per pill

Romania$18.9 per pill

Sweden$16.2 per pill

Malaysia$16.0 per pill

Jamaica$14.5 per pill

Spain$13.6 per pill

Greece$13.2 per pill

Cyprus$13.2 per pill

Honduras$13.0 per pill

Brazil$12 per pill

Israel$12 per pill

Czech Republic$10.5 per pill

Zimbabwe$10 per pill

Austria$9.7 per pill

Venezuela$9.4 per pill

Turkey$9.3 per pill

Indonesia$9.0 per pill

Denmark$8.9 per pill

Bulgaria$8.8 per pill

Germany$8.7 per pill

France$7.9 per pill

Latvia$7.5 per pill

Guatemala$6.6 per pill

Ireland$6.6 per pill

Estonia$6.6 per pill

Iran$6.2 per pill

South Africa$5.8 per pill

Belgium$5.7 per pill

Cambodia$5 per pill

Portugal$5 per pill

Hungary$4.8 per pill

United Kingdom$4.8 per pill

Lithuania$4.6 per pill

China$4.5 per pill

Netherlands$3.9 per pill

Croatia$3.3 per gram

Serbia$2.65 per pill

Poland$1.7 per pill

Heroin Prices

Brunei$1330.4 per gram

New Zealand$717.4 per gram

Japan$683.6 per gram

Georgia$650 per gram

Australia$500 (User Submitted-Perth)|$50.4 per gram (UN)

Sweden$276.5 per gram

Denmark$213.6 per gram

United States$200 (UN) | $110 (User Submitted) per gram

Ireland$198.7 per gram

Estonia$190.75 per gram

Norway$169.1 per gram

United Arab Emirates$165.0 per gram

Finland$159.0 per gram

South Korea$140.0 per gram

Latvia$132.5 per gram

Moldova$126.3 per gram

Bangladesh$125.0 per gram

Ukraine$123.9 per gram

Singapore$123.9 per gram

Philippines$108.8 per gram

Cyprus$106.0 per gram

Indonesia$98.95 per gram

Austria$97.3 per gram

Thailand$83 per gram

Italy$80.6 per gram

Spain$80.4 per gram

Costa Rica$77.2 per gram

Lithuania$76.6 per gram

Croatia$72.9 per gram

El Salvador$69.0 per gram

China$66.9 per gram

Nepal$64.6 per gram

United Kingdom$61.5 per gram

Romania$55.05 per gram

Bulgaria$54.3 per gram

France$53.0 per gram

Poland$53.0 per gram

Czech Republic$52.3 per gram

Netherlands$50.8 per gram

Brazil$50 per gram

Guatemala$49.0 per gram

Hungary$48.1 per gram

Germany$48.0 per gram

Switzerland$47.8 per gram

Myanmar$47.1 per gram

Portugal$46.7 per gram

Greece$46.3 per gram

Saudi Arabia$42.2 per gram

Jordan35.1 per gram

South Africa$35.0 per gram

Belgium$31.8 per gram

Turkey$31.1 per gram

Albania$30.5 per gram

Israel$28.0 per gram

Zimbabwe$27.1 per gram

Serbia$26.5 per gram

Montenegro$23.6 per gram

Egypt$22.35 per gram

Dominican Republic$21.0 per gram

Iran$20.2 per gram

Colombia$20.1 per gram

Lebanon$15.0 per gram

Ecuador$13.0 per gram

Venezuela$11.6 per gram

India$10.93 per gram

Malaysia$8.88 per gram

Nigeria$6.8 per gram

Honduras$5.3 per gram

Cambodia$5.0 per gram

Pakistan$3.0 per gram

Afghanistan$2.4 per gram

Kenya$1.9 per gram

Meth Prices per Gram

Australia$641.4 per gram

New Zealand$573.9 per gram

South Korea$562.0 per gram

Switzerland$286.7 per gram

Philippines$214.1 per gram

Indonesia$203.8 per gram

Saudi Arabia$199.7 per gram

Singapore$184.25 per gram

Japan$125.3 to $683.6 per gram

Afghanistan$105 per gram

Germany$89.2 per gram

United Kingdom$88.45 per gram

China$72.9 per gram

Malaysia$52.7 per gram

Czech Republic$52.3 per gram

Finland$45.9 per gram

Spain$30.5 per gram

South Africa$27.0 per gram

Sweden$25.3 per gram

Ukraine$25.0 per gram

Austria$16.7 per gram

Hungary$14.4 per gram

Myanmar$13.6 per gram

Latvia$13.2 per gram

Honduras$13.0 per gram

Lithuania$12.7 per gram

North Korea$11 per gram

Moldova$5.0 per gram

Bangladesh$4.5 per tablet

United States$3.0 to $500.0 per gram

Cambodia$1.6 per gram

Laos$1.0 per tablet

Profits from the Business of Crime and Illegal Jobs