Today was payday. My local bank is really great and every Friday they give out complimentary cookies to people coming in with their paychecks. The people who work there are always really nice, and they know me by name. I went in to deposit my check today and picked up a cookie on my way out. I got really terrible looks from the 3 people in line behind me. Maybe it wasn’t because I was fat with a free cookie in my mouth. I just don’t see what else it could’ve been. I smiled at them all and said, “Hello!” What they didn’t know is that I just got off work where I run up and down full flights of stairs all day and I skipped lunch. So fuck ‘em.