“True Blood” Recap Roulette: Lilith Chooses You—And You, And You And You!

Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True Blood. In fact, you can’t swing a dead shapeshifter without hitting someone’s recaps.

So every week this season, Queerty contributor Jason Sweeten is going to give us a different spin on the previous night’s episode: it might be a screenshot slideshow, a sock-puppet re-enactment or even some Kabuki theater (if we can just get the budget approved). He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.

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Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. One more!

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