Browsing the Illaoi subreddit today brought me some joy and pain as someone shared a 15 minute clip of Hashinshin just complaining about Illaoi and how unfair she is. He said she should be removed from League of Legends since she was so broken but let me tell you my guy how fucking stupid you are. LoL champions won’t get removed no matter how much you whine and on top of that she isn’t even broken, dude, you just don’t care to understand her.

It’s obvious this is just another Hashinshin rage but none of his viewers can ever be right if they tell him different. Even the viewers he had weren’t right about some of Illaoi’s abilities so I may as well lay them out here. First, Hashinshin you are a bitch of a top laner and I don’t know how anyone can watch you for more than 2 minutes without turning your stream off. I get streamers, especially LoL streamers, are there for entertainment and you need to show hella emotion to get the view count up but damn is Hashinshin shit. At least the other streamers have decent takes whereas Hashinshin’s takes are all about other champions are busted when you go 0/10 in a game. I’m nowhere near as high elo as you but at least I can tell when to actually fight and when not to. If you’re 0/3 against your laner chances are you’re not going to kill them without help or if you’re under turret or if they are significantly lower health than you. Just because you can go in doesn’t mean you should.

“I M M A D U M B A S S”

Here’s how busted Illaoi works: Her tentacles do at times seem like they shouldn’t hit but the hitbox isn’t as big as you claim it to be. Her tentacle slam hitbox is about the same as any other hitbox for other champions. Next, from the Illaoi subreddit, I was told your viewers did claim her E, Test of Spirit, goes through minions which it does not. DirtyMobs dicked you because I would say, along with many others, that he’s the number 1 Illaoi main hands down. The trick with her E is to time it just right as a minion dies. That’s it. Her E can’t go through minions and generally if a minion walks into the E animation it goes away too. E’s hitbox is busted but moreso because it doesn’t grab when it should half the time.

Her double tentacle slam that you thought was bullshit was also intended in her kit. She gets a free slam when she ults you and then she used W right after. It’s a normal Illaoi combo and that hasn’t changed since she came into League of Legends. I can also tell you don’t read the patch notes since you’d realize they changed her passive tentacles to keep slamming after their killed. If you mained Illaoi you know why this was intended as top lane ranged champs would just kill them right away and it would affect her farm. They also changed her E to not be affected if Illaoi is damaged also because of the top lane ranged champions issue.

Illaoi isn’t overpowered she’s just a lane bully. That’s what she does and she does it well against most champions. As you should be aware already, Illaoi is a juggernaut and with every juggernaut there are times you should go in and times you shouldn’t go in. If you see Illaoi ult, just get the fuck out of it. That’s all you gotta do since her damage will only be in that small circle. You act like it’s impossible to counter her when she ults when all you have to do is walk away but your big ass ego won’t let you do that. Use your fucking brain for once and realize Illaoi has counters just like every other champ.

My tip to you: Don’t be fucking stupid. Don’t be making shitty ass claims that Illaoi is broken when you don’t know a thing about the champ. For someone with such a high elo you sure don’t know shit. Illaoi doesn’t magically fall off when after her fifth kill. No champion works like that so don’t be going balls deep then getting mad it doesn’t work. You’re so fucking insane it’s almost funny. Keep raging, you ain’t gonna change anyone’s minds.