You kick ass, /u/nicky_mayhem, and I like you.

And you nailed my gifts! I absolutely love fleur de lis anything (seriously. I even have fleur de lis cabinet knobs), and being a homebrewer, I will always find a need for a bottle opener.

Then there's the earrings. IDK if you're a stalker or a detective or psychic, but I was looking at some very, very very similar earrings on Etsy!! I put on the earrings as soon as I opened them.

Finally, and most thoughtful, was the patent for the process of making beer! GENIUS! I framed it and it made friends with my kegerator and kegs.