A Calm, Measured Response to the Concern Trolling Regarding Clinton's Alleged Poor Health

By Courtney Enlow | Politics | August 19, 2016 |

Oh SHUT THE FUCK UP. Like you actually care.

Oh, sadface, is the nasty email lady too frail and deathly to be president? BECAUSE THE ORANGE HUMAN HEART ATTACK IS THE PICTURE OF HEALTH AND WELLNESS AND SANITY?

Let’s side aside for a quick sec how immensely ablist it is, because YOU KNOW you don’t actually give a fuck about either ableism or the woman’s health in any way, and focus on how misogynist it is. THIS WHOLE THING IS DESIGNED TO REMIND US THAT A WOMAN IS TOO WEAK FOR THIS POSITION.

Because SURE, all presidents have been super healthy to the max. Just a bunch of strapping Joe Manganiellos running around doing leg presses in the Oval Office. JK I AM TELLING SILLY LAUGHY JOKES HERE’S A WHOLE LIST.

This whole thing is the infuriating Doctor Who moment where the Doctor ruined Harriet Jones (Prime Minister) by telling one guy she looks tired. THAT WAS BULLSHIT, TOO. FUCK YOU AND FUCK RUSSELL T. DAVIES FOR THAT ONE. YOU GAVE US FARTING ALIENS YOU MONSTER. I MAY BE GETTING OFF TRACK.

Anyway, quit faking like you actually give a solid Trump steak of a shit about Hillary Clinton’s health. Don’t even try it. DON’T. And, hey, Dr. Drew, just in general at all times ever?

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