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Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Cocaine Doctor and your new salary will be $111,218/yr.

Cocaine Doctor: $111,218/yr Uncommon

Since modern medicine is a product of racist and sexist western civilization, we will need to discard it all and go back to the way things were, to allow the underrepresented the chance to re-discover things. We will need cocaine doctors to prescribe cocaine for every minor ailment, as cocaine was one of the only medicines that existed a couple centuries ago.

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