The power in my living room is still out, yet I got my internet back a couple days ago, so YES! Thank you, Jesus… True Goddess… whatever!

Neptune: So, is it my turn, now?

xXThis-Lucky-SonuvaXx: Yes. Yes, it is.

Neptune: Alright! Let's go, Icarus~!

Kuro: *glares at me* This was all YOUR idea…

xXThis-Lucky-SonuvaXx: Yes. And I am damn proud of it as well!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hyperdimension Neptunia. It belongs to Idea Factory and Compile Heart. OCs and any game references belong to their respective owners.

Flavors of Pudding (Kuro x Neptune/Purple Heart)

"Which will it be today? Almond jelly… Banana… Butterscotch… Chocolate…" Kuro muttered to himself when his eyes glossed across the panel selection of various ice cream flavor buckets. Here, he was alone in a popular snack shop of Planeptune looking for creamy snacks for himself and the bubbly yet lazy CPU, Neptune, but also it was to occasionally let loose and have some fun between various quests. He let out quick cackle at one of the flavors being called 'Spotted Dick.' (A/N: Yes, these are all real flavors. I Googled it.)

When his hands floated above the next choice, the lemon pudding, he accidentally touched fingers with that of another person seeking the same treat; "Oops, I'm so—Lady Neptune?"

The lavender haired girl blinked several times while looking directly at him before tossing Kuro a smile and a cute wink. She caused him to blush just when she gestured her left hand to the flavor beside them; "Oh, well, lookie-lookie. It looks like we've got the same tastes, Icarus~"

"I'll say. Here, you have it. I'll just take… chocolate fudge. Even though I don't know what the difference between this and regular chocolate is…" the boy mumbled the last part to himself. "Hey, how 'bout I pay for both of us. It's the nice thing to do for a literal goddess such as yourself, right?"

"Oh? Well, if you insist on being such a gentleman, then, by all means, but afterwards we're done," she beamed, but she didn't get the response she was looking for. Seeing him slant his head sadly, she tapped him on the nose to grab his attention once more. "Oh, for Nep's sake, I meant we're done here. I know a place where we can eat our delicious morsels in peace~"

"Ohhh… Sure! Sounds like fun," Kuro instantly perked up and agreed, swiftly taking Neptune's chosen pudding cup and beelining it to the register. After paying the appropriate amount of credits, Neptune's small and dainty hand took a hold of his and began dragging him towards her favorite spot to eat pudding at.

…

Neptune had, indeed, shown Kuro a nice, isolated spot on the top of a hill. A lone tree and the rest of a fresh green pasture decorated by various types of flowers, perfect for sitting on and relaxing, covered the hill. The view was quite a sight to behold, vast and radiant, and in the distance you could see the large buildings that made up her nation, accompanied by the ever blue sky and clouds, both shining with full brightness. In the upper left side, the sun lit up the bay of water as its beauty shone upon Gamindustri. The angel decided that this was, indeed, the right decision. He was glad Neptune invited him out here to eat some pudding.

As they enjoyed their pudding, Neptune was giggling throughout because she found his dorkiness somewhat charming, gasping in delight whenever she tasted her treat, and moaning whenever she tasted some more. Eventually, Neptune got situated between his legs and into his lap. This current position was much more intimate than he had anticipated and he blushed brightly. She occasionally looked back at Kuro, who gave a friendly smile back at her, before looking back down with a faint blush. She didn't know why someone as mundane as him was giving such good vibes among other awkward mushy feelings, but she few inklings of what was going on.

The petite goddess had already shown signs of being interested in the young angel, but her natural exuberance did a good job in hiding it. Kuro was sweet, nice, and as cute as as a kitty at times. As of recently, their interactions have skyrocketed to the point where, unfortunately, Noire, Blanc, and Vert are poking fun at the possibility that she may be falling for him.

…and unfortunately for her, they were right on the money…

Neptune really liked him—"Correction: I love him"—hey, I'm narrating here! From the day that she met him, she found him pretty adorkable and fun to watch. Just an awkward goofball that she couldn't stay mad at or say "no" to. He was just such a nice little man—keyword: little—who wouldn't even hurt a fly… unless you were what he considered a threat to anyone in his "family," then he would try to kick your teeth in. The Loweean was a good fighter and he sure as hell never backed down. He would throw himself at his opponent again and again, not caring how many hits he took. But to most of the people in Gamindustri as a whole, he was just that (lucky) little boy that got along swimmingly with the CPUs.

"Say… Icarus?" in a rare melancholic type of voice, Neptune grabbed his attention. "Be honest with me; am I really that lazy to you?"

"…? Why bring that up, Lady Neptune?"

"It's just that well when everybody describes the kind of person I am, they always use 'powerful, but lazy…' I mean, I do hate working and all that with a passion, but don't we all at some point?"

Kuro sighed and shifted Neptune's now blushing face to meet his; "M'lady… there's a fine line between not liking work and being lazy with your work and… sadly, yes, you are that lazy…"

Neptune deflated, but the boy wasn't done, yet; "Hey, hey, hey! Don't go all emo on me. Just hear me out. While everybody—yourself included—know that you have a tendency to slack off and shirk responsibilities, keep in mind all of the amazing extracurricular stuff you've accomplished. You've defeated a crazy witch and saved Gamindustri. You befriended the other CPUs even though you four were originally bitter enemies. Made the headline in a major news article… even though you couldn't even read it… You've traveled to a different dimension and ended up saving that version's Gamindustri as well as ours, even going so far as to befriend the inhabitants there. All in the course of what… five games? I dunno…"

"Remember, you're the face of this entire franchise. I'm just the main character in this particular smut fan fic. Like seriously, it is called 'Hyperdimension NEPTUN-ia'" Kuro took a breath, ready to continue, when something soft and warm touched his lips—Neptune's. This sudden action made his eyes go wide with astonishment.

This girl—a goddess, no less—was actually kissing him! And on top of that, it was his first kiss! Neptune was feeling butterflies in her stomach go wild. It was her first time dealing with something like this and she wasn't sure how she should be handling it, so she simply closed her eyes and let her body do the talking for her. After pulling back, her usual broad smile returned full force, which he returned.

"I've gotta admit. Your acting skills are no joke," he half-joked/half-complimented. Neptune let out a small giggle.

"Whoops! Ya got me~" she made a cute expression while saying that line. "I'm just trying to set up the mood for the incoming sex scene. Besides, you're the dork that said all that mushy stuff to get me to fall for ya~"

"Did… it work?"

Neptune simply turned her body to face him, not caring about the fact that she was now straddling him; "Nope! Because I already fell for ya before. Now lay one on me, pal~!"

It took Kuro a second to realize what she had meant, but as soon as he did he leaned in closer, his eyes closing as he kissed Neptune dead on the lips. Her lips brushed softly against his at first, before melting against him and kissing him delicately. Both of their hearts skidded as sparks ran through every part of their bodies and their cheeks quickly grew hot.

Neptune's mouth opened, eagerly wanting to feel his tongue with hers. He followed her lead and his tongue slithered over her lips. Her body pressed into his and his hand moved over to the back of her neck. Their tongues gently massaged and curled with each other's, the combined taste of lemon and chocolate pudding on their tongues.

While the petite's hands roamed his hair, Kuro's hand slid down her back and onto her rear. This startled Neptune into pulling back, a shiny string of saliva emerging from their lips; "So now begins the Rated 'M' stuff? Well, for the sake of the readers, I'm ready to nep!"

Her hand quickly found the zipper of her hoodie and tugged. The article of clothing cane undone and was quickly discarded as Neptune was now clad only in her striped white/blue bra and panties. Kuro lifted the bra that hid those adorable little A-cups, using one arm to steady himself against the soft ground. He moved the other one to Neptune's tits, slowly fondling them in rotation.

The girl gave little yelps and moans before speaking again; "Don't be shy. I know they're small but rub 'em both~"

Now, both of his hands were on Neptune's itty-bitty titties. Kuro fondled and pinched at them in slow bliss inducing rotations causing the lavender haired girl to shiver and moan in response. He continued squeezing her flesh for a couple of minutes until he shifted to pinching/flicking her nipples making her feel really wet down south. Before long, his mouth enclosed on one nipple elegantly sucking on it into his mouth while he moved his right hand down between her thighs, cupping the thin slit known as her vagina.

"Normally, this sexy bod's off limits, but for this smut fic I'll—Aaaahhh~" Neptune tried speaking in between her moaning, but the intense feeling of ecstasy in her loins made her stop midway. She continued to moan as Kuro continued playing with her womanly parts. Not before long, she began to breath out heavily, and finally panting as if trying to hold something in. "Ooh! Yeah…! I'm cumming! I'M CUMMING!"

True to her words, Neptune quickly experienced her first ever orgasm. Her sweet honey gushed out and stained her panties, but she was already going to remove them in the first place. She got down from his lap and swiftly pulled down his pants and boxers, his rigid length rising to the occasion.

"Bon appetit~" Neptune says while smirking. She slowly pushed her tongue out from between her lips, making contact with the bottom of his shaft. He nervously flinched as she leisurely made her way to the top, tongue swishing left and right. She suckled on his head before taking most of his rod in. Her mouth was warm and immediately inviting. His breathing had picked up already while she began sucking up and down his cock. Neptune was sending him new levels of pleasure at a consistent rate, slowly making it too much to withstand, the craving to ejaculate soon overcoming him.

"You're gonna cum now, ain't ya? Well, go ahead and do it in my mouth!" she says huskily. Her hair spilled around her face and shoulders as she bobbed her mouth up and down his dick at an even faster pace, making it glisten with her wetness. Kuro's excitement surpassed mere arousal and he gathered up a handful of her hair.

With a small grunt, Kuro's release finally came as thick ropes of semen splurged out from his hardness. The goddess felt the hot, white liquid travel down her throat as she swallowed greedily. Low gulping sounds combined with her soft moans were a sign of that. She closed her eyes in concentration as she gradually swallowed every drop of his essence, admiring the addicting, salty taste.

"You didn't… have to… swallow it…" Kuro said between ragged breaths.

"Well, I thought it'd be sexier if I did. But seriously, though, that was a pretty big load ya blew back there. And your thingy's still rock solid~"

Neptune brought a finger to her chin in contemplation, looking up at the sky. Before Kuro could ask what was wrong, she whispered in his ear; "I made you feel good, now you've gotta do the same to me. And I know just how~"

…

A few seconds later and the girl was sitting atop Kuro's face, her panties dangling from her left ankle as he started running his tongue up and across her slit. She cupped a breast in each hand, tracing circles around her areola and flicking her hardened nipples while moaning loudly. This continued for a full minute until Neptune told him to stick his tongue inside and he did. Her face was contorted in one of crazed bliss as a result, but she was still distracted from servicing him. Feeling a kinky idea come up, Nep sat back further smothering the angel's face with her cunt and placing herself to touch his cock with her gentle feet.

She slid her left hand towards her crotch, sliding her fingers over the little nub that was her clit. She felt herself ready to squirt very soon as she continued to masturbate while giving Kuro a footjob using her stocking-clad feet. The boy in question's hands gripped her firm buttocks the entire time. He moved his tongue in circles over Neptune's cunt and slowly moved his bottom lip against her outer lips.

They continued like this for a full minute before the goddess showed notable signs of incoming release. Privy to this, Kuro darts his tongue at different angles at sporadic speeds until her snatch convulsed around his spongy flesh as the tidal waves of climax hit her without restraint; "I'm… I'm cumming!"

Kuro lapped up her juices as best he could while playing with her little nub some more, which extended her orgasm. Letting her come down for a bit, she moved off of his face and placed her hands on the bark of the lone tree. Her delicate rear was on full display for him and she even wiggled it invitingly; "Come here, big boy~"

That was all the invitation that Kuro needed as he stationed his meat rod in front of her pussy, slowly pushing in. Neptune gasped, and then let out a low moan as they were finally joined together. Kuro groaned deeply as her velvety tunnel opened around him swallowed him inside. He reveled in every sensation as he filled her. He pulled out so slowly that Neptune could feel every bump and line on his cock. Each one of them hit that spot inside that had driven her wild earlier. She tossed her head back and gasped at the sensation it was provoking. Her channel clinched, trying desperately to keep him inside her. He pulled out until just the very tip was left in then slammed back in.

Neptune let out a scream and Kuro lifted her left leg with her turning her body to the side to face him. He began to thrust hard and fast, each insertion pushing him further and further in until she felt him hit her womb. The angle of his penetration hit that sweet, mind numbing spot inside with every movement. Neptune dug her nails into the tree, holding on as tightly as she could as the pleasure built and built until she could hardly breathe. She could hear his own shouts of pleasure as he plunged into her over and over again, but was too lost in her own little world to really do anything.

Finally, like a dam bursting, she came. Neptune was floating in a sea of pleasure, her entire body tingling and pulsing with sensation. Kuro gave one more hard thrust then stiffened above me before groaning deeply and joining her. She was only vaguely aware of Kuro pulling out before collapsing to her knees, the angel falling backwards onto the grass. He closed his eyes as he tried to catch his breath, not at all noticing Nep getting up. His eyes eventually shot back open when he felt something warm and wet encasing his semi-hardened member.

"What the…?" he shot right back up to see the cold blue eyes of Neptune's HDD form, Purple Heart, completely naked and staring right at him with an alluring gaze while sucking fervently on his cock. "Lady Purple Heart!"

She relieved herself of his pole and began stroking it instead before saying; "You're seriously going to continue calling the one sucking on your cock 'Lady?' I think we're way past formality, Icarus~"

Purple Heart gave Kuro no time to reply when she planted her lips onto his. In unison, their mouths opened and their tongues desperately sought each other out. Their tongues curled and twisted together in a deep, unending kiss, muffled sloshing sounds reverberating within their mouths as they continued swapping saliva, soft moaning escaping both of them. The angel's right hand found Purple Heart's left breast and squeezed gently. His fingertips trailed along the curve of her soft flesh and making her release a gasp softly. Her perfectly sized and rounded E-cups were amazing to the touch and he could feel her nipple swell against his palm. Small sparks of heat shot up her spine as she pulled him deeper into their heated lip lock. The goddess brought her hand over his, guiding him on how to properly please her.

Purple Heart didn't know what hit her when all of a sudden she was flipped over to her back with her lover looming over her. He was on top of her, pressed against her body and grinding against her gently. Her legs were wrapped around him while her arms did the same over his neck. Kuro's hands slid up and down her sides, feeling her generous curves. He left a trail of kisses from her lips to her neck. He heard Purple Heart's whimpers and sighs in his ear, giving him a great sense of satisfaction.

His right hand slithered downwards and onto her lower lips. Pressing his palm flat against the sopping wet surface, his fingers traced along the crevice between her folds soothingly in a vertical pattern. Purple Heart's breathing became loud and ragged, Kuro's calloused hand was doing its job alright, but the near instantaneous escalation of stimulation was attributed to her happiness that it was him who was giving her such high amounts of pleasure. Purple Heart's legs slowly hiked up into the air before she dug her heels into the dirt, her back arched a little bit with the sensation of Kuro's two main fingers digging further and further into her cunt.

"I-Icarus… Aaahh…!" she bucked her hips once Kuro's fingers curled upwards and stroked her G-spot. Sensing that that was a rather good spot, he focused specifically on that spot, causing Purple Heart to quickly approach an explosive orgasm. Her inner walls tightly clenched around his fingers and she pulled him close to herself to the point where she was smothering him with her breasts.

Once she came down from her high, she immediately released the poor, suffocating boy and he let out hefty breaths of oxygen; "Sweet air!"

Purple Heart surprised Kuro by pressing her gorgeous mounds onto his hard-on, moving them up and down rhythmically before switching to left and right, and then back to the vertical movements. She gave occasional licks to the tip of his phallus. The slick tool easily slid up and down the valley between her globes, Purple Heart pressing them tighter around his cock. Soon, Kuro began to buck his hips, getting himself off on the stimulation of being between her breasts. Purple Heart, at that point, has simply stayed there, keeping her mounds pressed together against his rigidity.

"Your cock is twitching quite a bit. It's really cute, just like its owner~" she began speaking sensually to him, only getting him closer and closer to the brink. "You look ready to cum… and just from my breasts, too. It's okay. Cum. I want to feel your hot stuff all over me. I won't mind at all~"

After mere minutes of his powerful thrusting, he began to climax. Ropes of his white spunk forcefully shot out of his pole and onto Purple Heart's face and breasts. Kuro continued to hold her breasts tightly and thrust his penis in, extending his orgasm by just a bit, before extracting himself. His rigidity remained and a bit of his cum was left, so Purple Heart placed her hands on his rear and took him back into her mouth. She slurped up the last bits of his essence, not bothering to clean up the mess he made on her body.

Purple Heart then leaned her back on the trunk of the tree, her legs spread wide as she hastily used both hands to spread her lower lips invitingly with a bedroom gaze sent in Kuro's direction; "Ready for one more round?"

Nodding his head to the point where the goddess was surprised that he didn't get whiplash, Kuro dashed towards her location and readily positioned himself before sheathing his length into her. Purple Heart moaned loudly at the sudden intrusion, but welcomed it nonetheless. Her breaths were rapid gasps as his cock nestled against her cervix. She wrapped her legs tight around his hips and her hands around his back, bringing him down on top of her. His hands landed on either side of her.

"You don't have to go slow. I can take it," she encouraged. Kuro withdrew just as quickly as he entered her. He listened to Purple Heart's heavy breathing as he established a hasty rhythm that allowed them to feel every sensation and every emotion. Her hips lifted up to meet his and she rolled her hips, digging his organ deeper inside of her, smearing it through her wetness. Her cunt naturally suckled his cock and her walls squeezed even tighter around him as he pushed inside of her. Kuro relished the slick friction as the thick ridge of his cock slid in and out of her.

"Icarus, this is... This is wow. You feel amazing fit someone so young~"

"I'll take that as a compliment," Kuro proudly responded.

"You'd better… because we're… definitely going to be doing this… much more than… once~" Purple Heart's pauses were accentuated by a moan or a sigh.

"I'm a hundred percent looking forward to it!"

The time fit talking became finished as Kuro repeatedly buried himself into Purple Heart at a steadily increasing rate. However, he soon felt the stirrings of an orgasm coming on. He returned his lips to hers and kissed her with his organ completely enveloped by her. He held himself there, waiting for the sensation to pass as her cunt clenched his throbbing cock. He felt pretty bad, not knowing how much longer he could last.

"Sorry, Neptune. I'm not sure how long I can hold out," he apologized. However, instead of a look of judgement, Purple Heart looked positively radiant.

"You just called me 'Neptune.' And not 'Lady~'"

The boy suddenly panicked; "Uh… I'm sor—"

She cut him off with a peck to the lips; "It's fine. In fact, from now on, I want you to be more informal with me. After all, we are lovers, now~"

Kuro grinned and began moving his hips again. Slow at first, but steadily gaining speed and force, never overpowering or nasty. He wanted her to know that he returned her feelings for him. Their eyes locked together, deepening their connection even more. He knew how much pleasure he was giving her in the way her breathing changed and her moans became a higher pitch. He loved feeling her nails dig into his back and her legs push on his ass, as if she was trying to get as much of him as possible. At this point, his worry about not pleasing her was long washed away.

"Can you go harder please? Please?" he gave her what she wanted and his cock filled her at a faster and harder pace. Their hips crammed together before he pulled out, and then filled her again. She cried out in pleasure and her nails scratched down his back. He growled in response. Giving her pleasure was his ultimate pleasure. She even began repeatedly moaning "I love you" into his ear, which only made him double his efforts.

The goddess's eyes shot open when her muscles were overtaken with unending spasms and shivers. She shook violently under him as her orgasm continued to course through her body. Her cunt squeezed and suctioned him in tangent with his throbs; "Oh! Yes! I'm cumming! Cum inside me! You are just absolutely wonderful!"

Feeling her orgasm on his dick was all that Kuro needed to reach his own climax, and then her words urged him over the hill. His balls tingled, and then tightened as his skin rose up in flames. He crammed his length inside of her and gave her everything that he had inside of him.

He collapsed down on top of Purple Heart, his face landing in her cleavage, and she held him to her as their hearts slowed down. She petted his head and down his back while peppering his sweaty forehead in tender kisses. He didn't pull out. He stayed inside of her for several minutes. His member continued to throb and her hugging walls continued to pulse around him while their bodies rocked together.

"That… was just amazing…" she cupped his face and looked directly into his eyes, here being filled with nothing but love.

"I always aim to please, Nep-Nep~" the angel replied while snuggling up to Purple Heart, who then reverted back to Neptune. They eventually fell into slumber due to their exhaustion from their intense lovemaking…

Alright, now we've got the main, main character of this franchise out of the way, now…

Neptune: *stretches… in my house, then looks at Kuro… in my house* "Thanks for the sex, homie~"

xXThis-Lucky-SonuvaXx: "Wait, what the hell are you doing in my house?!"

Neptune: "I get free reign to enter any house I please. It's how us RPG protagonists roll, dude."

xXThis-Lucky-SonuvaXx: "Yeah, well, this is my FUCKING HOUSE…and reality! Your 'free reign' doesn't apply here."

Neptune: "Nepu! You're mean, Mr. Author Dude!"

xXThis-Lucky-SonuvaXx: "It means less when you say it with a smile…"

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Next Time: Way Past Cool (Kuro x Uzume/Orange Heart)

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