As everyone knows, Josh Gordon is currently suspended indefinitely by the NFL because he smoked weed. Meanwhile, Ray Rice gets suspended two games for knocking his wife out, and Greg fucking Hardy plays an entire season after slamming a girls head repeatedly into a marble bathtub and telling her he’s going to murder her. But don’t worry, because Roger Goodell is making literally millions of dollars a month for making sure Josh Gordon doesn’t consume a substance that has never killed anyone and one that is approved for medical use in most states. Anyways, here’s a list of things to do before watching the 2017 NFL season without Josh Gordon.

10 things to do besides watch another NFL season without Josh Gordon: