IN every awful story of scumbags attacking, there are always stories of heroes helping. The best ones are of drunken heroes. Case in point: “F**k you I’m Millwall!”







From the Telegraph:

Roy Larner, 47, was drinking in a pub when the three terrorists burst in and he held them off so others could escape, getting fairly cut up in the process. They chanted “Islam, Islam” and “This is for Allah”. In return, Mr Larner shouted: “I’m f—ing Millwall!!”

Wow. That should be our new pro-Western Civilization chant. Someone put that on a flag.

He told The Sun from hospital: “They had these long knives and started shouting about Allah. Then it was, ‘Islam, Islam, Islam’. “Like an idiot I shouted back at them. I thought, ‘I need to take the p— out of these b——s’.” “I took a few steps towards them and said, ‘F— you, I’m Millwall’. So they started attacking me. “I stood in front of them trying to fight them off. Everyone else ran to the back. “I was on my own against all three of them, that’s why I got hurt so much.

God bless ya sir, I’ll drink one to you next time I’m in a pub.