“B-Sans” isn’t running for president anymore, Bernie Bros.

So take it from fellow bro Beck Bennett in this mock campaign message from The Kicker: forget about Bernie Sanders on Tuesday and vote for Hillary Clinton for the sake of future bros.

“You can abstain from voting if you want, but we all know abstinence-only education doesn’t work,” our lacrosse-playing galoot says.

“Hillary Clinton is the safe condom sex of the 2016 election,” he adds.

We’ll leave it to the bro to explain that one.