The last time self-proclaimed “Christian prophetess” Kat Kerr claimed to take control of a hurricane through her prayers and scepter was a week ago. She took responsibility for Hurricane Lane not being as powerful as people feared… but didn’t apologize for all the damage it did do.

Around that time, she also took “authority” over Hurricane Florence, which was only a tropical storm at the time.

“We’re going to take authority over Florence and we say you will become nothing,” Kerr proclaimed. “You will not do destruction to land or to people or to property. We command the millibars to rise, rise, rise in Florence. You rise, millibars! You dissipate that storm, you get it downgraded, downgraded, downgraded.”

That… didn’t work out. Florence got worse and the now-Category 4 hurricane is on track to hit the East Coast and do all kinds of damage to land and people and property.

At least she released another video apologizing for her error.

… I’m just kidding. The only videos she’s released call on Florence to go away and do no damage and confuse the hell out of meteorologists.

“We’re not going to agree with any of the forecasts they are giving for that storm, the categories it is going to get to, the damage it is going to do, the flooding it’s going to do,” Kerr declared. “We are crushing it.” “This is not a game,” she said. “We take authority over Florence and we say, ‘You will not grow, you will not hit land, you will not do destructive things to America or anywhere.’ … As a member of the body of Christ, I have authority over the storms and right now, I take authority over Florence, over any of the demonic army controlling it and powering it and steering it and I say, ‘No, you do not have authority over the weather, but we do.’” “It will be diminished and downgraded, downgraded, downgraded,” Kerr added. “We say Florence will come to nothing and it will be quickly and it will be seen by everyone that goes online, anyone who watches the weather, the weather [reporters] will be forced for forecast it, they will be forced to talk about it. This is why God is doing this, so they will physically see that we, as believers, have authority over the weather.”

There’s even a scepter next to her in the video. So take comfort, everyone on the East Coast. With Kerr and Pat Robertson doing the Christian equivalent of blowing at the hurricane to make it go away, you’ll surely be safe.

(via Right Wing Watch)

