There are two types of wines: Boxed and Unboxed.

The boxed version provides a certain…. je ne sais quoi… that just makes says “I could possibly be poor, but I’m not necessarily poor. Perhaps I just want to have some cheap wine in my fridge. deal with it.”

The unboxed version … um.. whatever. As long as it’s red, dry, and doesn’t explode in my dining room, I’m down with it.

Following several reports of full wine bottles spontaneously exploding in at state stores, the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board is asking consumers to carefully dispose of Indigenous Selections Prosecco Brut 2013 (code 33283), 750 ml. Consumers should not return the bottle to the store but instead dispose of it as soon as possible. “Consumers should use caution when handling this product,” said Chairman Joseph E. Brion. “While we have not had any reports from consumers who may have been affected, we want to take every precaution in order to avoid a safety issue.” Indigenous Selections Prosecco Brut 2013, a Chairman’s Selection wine, was sold for $12.99 in approximately 180 stores starting in early June. It has been removed from all state stores. SOURCE: The Morning Call

$12,99 is a sweet price point!

If I wasn’t already in love with various boxed wines, I would have tons of this stuff in my house! It would be a veritable powder keg of cheap exploding bottles of wine!

Protip: When partying offsite take the wine bladder out of the boxed wine and put it in your girlfriend’s purse after she takes all of her useless crap out of it.

Seriously, ladies, why so much stuff? It’s a bit excessive.

I love how the state stores are also like… “Nooooooo don’t return it! It’ll explodinate all over our stuff!”

If you did buy this and want a refund…