My ex fiancé, who was the first true love of my life really, used to roll his inside out European style joints on the cover, which is why it actually looks like that.

In my current relationship, this book has truly served purpose on the identically set up coffee table 15 years and running, when my favorite secret of all time suddenly had meaning — “I would give anything for an opportunity to show even the smallest kindness to my ex wife”. The book itself is a work of art by now, 15 years later on this coffee table, with so many secrets of its own.