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The nation of England is reportedly over the moon after winning a game they invented a while back.

This comes after the English defeated the All Blacks 19-7 in one of the most dominant displays of rugby in recent times, knocking the former backwater colony out of the Rugby World Cup.

The win sends the English into the big dance against either South Africa or Wales, in what will most likely be a game no one outside of the respective nations care about.

Speaking from Little England this morning, a sunburnt and still pissed representative for the English nation spoke about the win.

“Come on lads, come on Englaaaaaaaand,” yelled the man who works in recruitment or something.

“Firs the cricket, now the rugby!”

“The empire strikes back.”

“Come one Englandddddd,” he yelled again causing us to walk off.