While we wait for our new, vomit-inducing meals to arrive from around the world for MRE 3, we have decided to answer a question that you never asked.

The Question: What would happen if you gave a children’s colouring book to a couple handsome and drunk individuals like NPX and RLLD?

The Answer: Awesome would happen, that’s what. Also, there will be no shortage of drawings of dicks.

This particular books gives you a semi-complete picture and then instructs you to finish any missing elements.

But all we saw was an opportunity to pervert an innocent book into a playground of dicks, tits and date rape jokes.

So until MRE 3, here are some childish drawings in a children’s book by men who draw worse than children.

For more great, poorly-drawn pictures, check out the Poo Log.