Hello! I just got this T shirt in the mail from my santa! Its a fine shirt from Hawking Middle School, was this where my santa went to school?

Wait, Hold on a second, where did this book come from? And what is that booming?

Tarnation! what is that thing?!

It says here its a Demigorgon. Hrm... Seems I can either cast a healing spell, or FIREBALL!

I CAST FIREBALL!

Well, that sure was strange! anyway, Thank you Santa for the wonderful T Shirt, you are totally NOT a mouth Breather!