Page 1 of 2 << [1] [2] >>

From: pac

2009-01-30 09:53 pm (UTC)

i never realized unicorns were so...



complicated.

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-30 09:59 pm (UTC)

Indeed, they're the most complex of all the bivalves.

(Deleted comment)

From: maltlick

2009-01-30 10:07 pm (UTC)

OBVIOUSLY inaccurate. The horn is for performing hysterectomies upon non-virgin females.

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-30 10:14 pm (UTC)

Oh, you Pre-Raphaelites and your fanciful imaginings.

(Deleted comment)

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-31 01:38 am (UTC)

Noone has lived to tell, it's mere hearsay I say.

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-31 01:39 am (UTC)

But the sheer majesty outweighs the fear, right?

From: porsupah

2009-01-30 10:24 pm (UTC)

I'd so like to see this as the basis for a special Look Around You on the topic.





From: pebblepup

2009-01-30 10:33 pm (UTC)

Amazing to think that just one hive of these wove almost the whole of the worldwide web.

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-31 01:42 am (UTC)

You just made my day that much better!

From: shatterstripes

2009-01-30 10:55 pm (UTC)

Where do these fearful things fit into the tree of life, anyway?

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-31 01:43 am (UTC)

The knobbly branch that taps against your window on a dark and stormy night.

From: pvenables

2009-01-30 11:59 pm (UTC)





You should post this on monstermanual This is the best thing I've seen in a long while.You should post this on

From: okaree

2009-01-31 12:22 am (UTC)

I second the hell out of this comment.

From: mattlazycat

2009-01-31 12:05 am (UTC)

You rock my world, sir. :)

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-31 01:45 am (UTC)

And the magic of unicorns works its ... magic... again.

From: butfirst

2009-01-31 12:31 am (UTC)

You had me at gonophore. ♥

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-31 01:45 am (UTC)

That and Lotch kept me giggling for aaages.

From: turbinerocks

2009-01-31 12:44 am (UTC)

This is how Steve Irwin died.

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-31 01:46 am (UTC)

Pierced by the majesty of the proud unicorn he forgot to palpitate the gonophore to effect an escape.



A sad day I will never forget.

(Deleted comment)

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-31 01:47 am (UTC)

The unicorn will do that to one.

*nods sagely*

From: ishtasm

2009-01-31 02:16 am (UTC)

BEST EVER

From: prickvixen

2009-01-31 02:49 am (UTC)

I hear you can milk it for unicorn jelly!

From: mutleyjames

2009-01-31 06:23 am (UTC)

You have to thrust a virgin into it's path first though.



Then it's jelly for days!