50. Knew he'd catch the Bentley bug!

49. American tourists

48. 'Help me help you!'

47. Sounds disgusting!

46. So true

45. JeremyClarksonLAD

44. #WiseWords

43. Well they are easily seen...

42. Just don't bother visiting

41. Remember REAL snow?

40. True 'dat

39. The latter excuse is more valid

38. Far too slowly

37. Pitch perfect description!

36. Tough one...

35. Typical present for the Hamster

34. Much better guns, too

33. No thanks...

32. That still exists!?

31. What did you do to deserve that!?

30. Better hope JC isn't behind you...

29. James May's fashion faux pas

28. Korean themed banquet?

27. Neither do we...

26. Good observation

25. 'You prick' is never sufficient

24. Jezza goes Liam Neeson on hackers

23. Don't let him return

22. Please!

21. What if it's summer?

20. 'No smoking facilities? See ya!'

19. Clever seahorse

18. Broken fag = Toyota likeness

17. We all need a life editing suite

16. Did you know?

15. In this edition of Men's Health...

14. Keep personal problems off twitter!

13. Sign my duck

12. Er, cheers for the update...

11. Some of Team CT are on it too!

10. Selling himself

9. Hammond the tranny

8. Big Michael Winner fan then?

7. Someone's hacked off

6. The Notting Hill walk

5. Blew it all on Grant

4. Hammers aren't always the best...

3. Vettel revenge idea

'Go fuck yourself'

Everyone's favourite motoring hack - Jeremy Clarkson - has tweeted 2144 times to his loyal 1.56m followers. And if he's not telling us how much he enjoys smoking, he'sabout something or someone. Here are 50 of his best tweets: