These are for exercise, NOT for taking down your childhood nemesis

Remember when Johnny made fun of you because you sat next to Derek. You didn’t even like Derek! We get it, childhood can be difficult. That doesn’t mean you should use these as rubber bands and try to take Johnny out. He’s grown now, and so much nicer. Do you really want ‘Rubber-band Bandit’ as your nickname in the local news? Yeah, we didn’t think so...