Frustrating Fours and Fascinating Fives! No, it’s not an epic film about Mark Wahlberg’s decades-long struggle to count all the way to ten. Instead it’s about dealing with the pesky child who has rudely decided to grow up in your house. It’s the 1950s, so you can mostly just ignore him, but sometimes he’ll frustrate and/or fascinate you into action. But that’s not all: unlike most child development films this one carries a hint of DANGER! A father nearly backs over his own “frustrating” son in the driveway - an innocent accident or a subconscious desire made real? You make the call! Plus, a kid shoves another kid to the floor in a sudden twist that would have Mean Gene himself saying “Oh my!”

Carrying on the proud tradition of Onerous Ones, Tautological Twos, and Thrifty Threes, join the guys for Frustrating Fours and Fascinating Fives!