Lazuli’s Pet Girlfriend

The following takes place between seasons 3 and 4 because why not. I don’t own any gay space rocks. Inspired by Badficniverse and the True Based God CubedCoconut.

“Hey Peridot! Lapis! I wanna show you something!”

“Steven!” Lapis smiled as she flew down from the barn’s “balcony.”

“Hi Steven Hi Connie!” yelled Peridot as she ran to join then.

“Hi!” Connie responded. "We thought you’d like to see the cat Steven and I are gonna foster this week.”

“What’s a… cat?” Peridot asked.

“This!” Steven exclaimed, presenting a small tabby. She mewled softly.

“Oh, wow, Can, can I hold it? I think I want to hold it,” Lapis fairly pleaded.

“Oh, sure! Just be careful with her.”

“Maow,” opined the cat as Lapis held her.

“Is it some kind of… larval lion?” Peri inquired.

“Sort… of?” Connie responded, not wanting to get into an argument over anything scientific with Peridot of all beings.

Lapis settled on the ground, the cat sitting in her lap, innocently peering up at her. “It’s so soft and… cute. Really really cute.”

An awkwardly long moment of Lapis staring completely entranced as the cat cleaned herself passed before Steven spoke up.

“So… we were on our way home and…” He carefully lifted the cat away from a still-entranced Lapis, whose arm trailed behind the cat as Steven lifted her away.

“Oh…. okay.” Lapis responded, still entranced by the cute animal.

Peridot blushed awkwardly as she watched her roommate. “Well, have a good night, I guess.”

“Thanks, you too!” Connie yelled back as the two teens ran off into the evening.

“Amethyst, you’re from this planet. Is there some weird chemical on this planet that makes you feel things for other people and gems?” Peridot asked as the two played Steven’s copy of “Plumber Racers 6 Turbo: the Quest for Ultimate Wisdom.”

"Yeah, it’s called booze. What are you getting at Pear?”

“Nyyyar… Lazuli saw this ‘cat’ creature and paid it all sorts of attention. I don’t understand, it doesn’t even look useful!”

“So, what, you’re jealous?”

“Jealous? Of what? Of getting held in Lazuli’s arms… resting against her…”

“Pff. Yeah, you’ve got it bad.”

“It?”

“A crush on Lapis!”

“What? How dare you, I would NEVER crush her!”

“Hey!” Amethyst interjected, holding back Peridot’s furious flailing with a hand against her forehead. “A crush is when you like someone and want to be close to them.”

Peridot stopped. “Like…” She blushed and grew quiet. “… fusion?”

Amethyst was taken aback by the sudden shift. “Well… sort of? But, like, there’s other ways to be close with someone, P-Dot. I mean, if she likes cuddling with the cat… Hey dude, if that’s what she’s into, give the lady what she wants.”

“Hmm…”

“Peridot, what are you doing?”

“Being cute.” The small green gem sat upright across Lapis’ lap with no effort to look or behave cute.

“This… isn’t cute.”

“Are you sure? Oh, wait, I know!” She stretched her left leg up and out and began straining and grunting to bend over to lick it.

Lapis had seen enough and simply stood up, the angry space dorito falling to the ground with a thud.

“You’re weird. Expect me to snore extra-loud tonight.”

Disgruntled dorito noises were heard.

“And she just stood up and knocked me off!”

“Wow P-dot, that’s harsh.” Amethyst replied, while lazily shifting on the couch just enough to cause the occasional chip to fall into her mouth from the bag of Chaps she’d rested on her chest.

“Nnnnyrh… Clearly Lazuli’s judgement is in error here! Steven even said I was cute!”

“Well…” Garnet interjected, “A cat is perhaps a different kind of cute.”

“There’s different kinds of cute now? Arrgh, why is everything on this planet so complicated?!”

“Love is always complicated.” the permafusion replied, placing a hand on Peridot’s shoulder. “But it’s worth it. If you really want Lapis to look at you the way she did at that cat, you should talk to Pearl.”

“Hmm… very well, I’ll seek guidance from the Pearl. Thank you both for you advice. HEY PEARL!” she yelled as she stomped off into the temple.

Amethyst paused, a mild amount of shock on her face. “You do know you just sent a dumpster fire to ask advice from a train wreck, right?”

“Yes.” Garnet replied, “But it’ll be more fun this way.”

Amethyst thought for a moment, and smiled. “This is why I like hanging out with you.”

“Oh my! Rose, it’s… so big. You’ve never put anything so big inside of me before! Well, if you think I can take it…”

“PEARL! TEACH ME TO BE A CAT!” came a shrill yell as the door of the room collapsed in a heap.

Pearl yelped and flipped onto her back, instinctively trying to shield her Rose Quartz dakimakura from view. “PERIDOT! What did you do to my door?!”

“Exposed several glaring security flaws, you can thank me later. Anyway…”

“Grrr…” Pearl glared.

“So, Garnet said that I should ask you how to be a cat.”

“Th-th-they they w-what NO I NEVER ABSOLUTELY I how COULD she w-why do ask?” Pearl franctically stammered before quickly composing herself.

“Nyrrrr…” Peridot grumbled as she plopped on the edge of Pearl’s futon. “I saw Lazuli looking at a cat and I wish she would look at me like that can you help me or not?!” the angry space dorito blurted.

Pearl stared into the distance. “I see” she finally said with a clinical calm. She rose and beckoned Peridot to follow her deeper into the temple.

What is this place?“

"Someplace very precious to me,” Pearl answered whistfully. This room at the pinnacle of the temple had long since been converted into the most elegantly adorned S&M dungeon imaginable. Set inside the head of the statue, the well-lit walls were decorated with a centuries-long historical progression of visual art depicting Pearl’s most intimate moments as Rose’s companion… and chair. And tightly bound on her knees and elbows, nuzzling at Rose’s feet. And more activities Peridot couldn’t even make sense of.

Peri’s face scrunched at the strange scenes depicted, until Pearl shoved an ornately bound book into her chest. “Oof!”

“If we’re going to do this, you’ll need to adapt your physical form to be more like a human female.”

“Why?” the shorter gem asked as she began flipping through this handwritten thesis by Pearl on human courtship, anatomy and intimacy. “And why did you write this?”

“There are pleasures on this planet that Homeworld never dreamed of, Peridot.” Pearl placed her hands on the dorito’s shoulders and smiled slyly down at her. “If you’re staying here, you and Lapis deserve to enjoy them.”

“I’m not a good shapeshifter…” Peridot admitted with embarrassment.

“I’ll help.”

Some hours of study and strained attempts at shapeshifting later…

"Alright, I think I’ve got it… this feels weird, though. Why do I need so many sensory points inside of these orifices? It seems like a waste of resources.”

“They’ll… keep you focused,” Pearl deliberately obfuscated, knowing a real explanation would lead to endless “Why?” questions from her student.

“Hrrrnn…” Peri instinctively felt ashamed, her body now visibly soft and exposed, an Era 2 Peridot’s uniform replaced with green skin, petite and sensitive breasts, and delicate human openings where there had been none before. She felt vulnerable with these deviations from the norm exposed on her body. And yet, it felt… exciting? Here she was trying something completely new and alien, and no one could stop her.

The glossy pink garment spread across the bed represented her next challenge. Peridot began dressing in the strange, body-covering suit until she realized the feet were fused to the posterior of the suit. “Pearl, how am I supposed to-” she blushed heavily as the taller gem gently touched her cheek. “I’ll help you,” she said in decidedly warm and soft tone, as she carefully removed Peridot’s visor and set it aside.

Peridot stifled a complaint, feeling very small now in the presence of the servant gem. A soft tingle spread through her newly created parts as Pearl softly coaxed her to a kneeling position, and pulled the garmet up her legs. Pearl smiled softly as the often annoying little green gem submitted to her. She couldn’t help but “accidently” brush against some sensative new bits as she brought the suit’s crotch to Peridot’s. “Now, this will feel strange the first time. I promise you it’s safe.”

Peridot nodded and gulped as she looked down, seeing as Pearl’s manipulation of the suit brought a pair of protrusions inside of the suit into intimate contact with her new openings… and then pressed into them. She shuddered in spite of herself at the sudden, alien intrusion within her form.

“These…” Pearl teased as her hands slipped into the outside of the front of these two hollow sheaths built into the suit, “need to slip inside you. Just… like… this.” Her words cruelly teased Peridot with the pretense of scientific detachment, while her delicate manipulation caused Peri’s body and mind to erupt in an explosion of new carnal pleasure she’d never even considered possible. The alien technician found herself unable to think, to maintain any sort of composure, as these new sensory points were set alight and flooded her mind.

“Gnyuuhuh!” Peridot’s body tensed as Pearl’s hand withdrew, leaving Peridot’s intimate cleft sleeved in the suit’s glossy and pliable material. “That was nice, wasn’t it?” she asked, teasing.

“It was… weird.” Peridot replied, blushing uncontrollably.

Pearl stifled a giggle, as she continued dressing her student. She fed the little gem’s hands gently into the sleeves of the suit, causing Peri to grunt slightly her elbows were uncomfortably bent, the hands of the suit joined completely to the shoulders, just as the feet were to the rump.

Peridot grunted again as Pearl rather forcefully pushed her from behind now, sending the bound dorito tumbling forward. She yelped, and tried to reach her hands out to catch her fall and instead, landed on her elbows, soft cushions sandwiched into the suit softening the landing. Her surpise turned to curiosity, as she lifted her left elbow awkwardly towards her face to inspect. “This suit is… surprisingly well engineered.”

Pearl smiled at what amounted to a genuine compliment from Peridot, as she settled the suit around the green gem’s neck and began to zip the rear closed. The seam quickly began to disappear by some alien technology, and the suit grew tighter. She quickly and deftly slipped the rear sheeth into Peridot’s tight little butt, prompting another yelp of surprise, as the suit tightened further, smoothing every wrinkle and pulling Peridot’s slickly lined openings embarrassingly wide.

Pearl shifted around in front of Peridot, squatting as she inspected the bound gem.

“I used to wear this for Rose,” Pearl had told her, caressing it longingly. “She’d be happy that it won’t just waste away.”

Peridot squirmed slightly in her bonds. “So… this is going to teach me to be a cat?”

Pearl grinned, petting the triangular mass of hair on Peri’s head. “Of a sort. Cats are pets, and look at you now. You’re stuck, helpless… Lapis will have to take complete care of you.”

Peridot blushed more at that. “And that’s… cute?”

Pearl leaned down, smiling proudly. “You make a very cute kitty, Peridot.”

She blushed even more, wriggling in embarrassment. “Gee, thanks Pearl, IGAHH AGG HAGAH!” Pearl had cut her off, forcing a long dildo gag down the small gem’s throat, visibly bulging her neck as it slipped in. She deftly unfurled the hood the gag was built into, and stretched it over Peri’s head, the pink kitty muzzle settled into place over her nose and mouth, the hood’s mouth parted with slightly disguised a O-ring to provide another opening into the pet. Erect kitty ears replaced Peridot’s hair as it was engulfed and matted down. Pulled tight, the hood’s edges quickly melted into the rest of the suit, sealing the little green gem completely within her existence as a helpless pet, only her eyes left exposed.

Peridot, for her part, suddenly found herself distressingly compressed, filled and helpless. What had she gotten herself into? What was this deranged, lovesick gem going to do to her?! The possibilities… EXCITED her. And that frightened her. As did the silence when he saw Pearl talk to her again. She began grunting into the gag and trying to work herself free, until Pearl patted her on the head, gently brushing her ears… ears she could just begin to feel! “- good kitty -” she heard for just a moment, as Pearl continued talking, seeming to realize something, before running off to the other side of the room, and returning with a marker and notepad. Peridot grunted as she watched Pearl write, finally presenting her with a series of messages in Gem script.

“Sorry, I forgot the cat ears!” the first note read, accompanied by a doodle of Pearl’s smiling face with an anime sweat drop.

“I got so used to those I’d forgotten them!” the next read, with a doodle of Pearl with cat ears and mouth.

“You’ll only hear words a cat would care about!” the notes continued.

“Also, you’re sealed in now until Lapis lets you out!” a sly Pearl Point doodle accompanied this one.

“So have fun, kitty!” said the final note, a doodle of Peridot’s face as a happy anime cat girl graced this one.

Seeming to remember one more detail, Pearl stood and looked over the bed, before finding what she was looking for. Peridot gulped around the gag as she saw it, and Pearl moved behind the pet.

“Yes, Peridot, the buttplug tail goes without saying,” said Pearl, preparing to ram it home.

Perikitty grunted quietly into her gag as Pearl tugged her leash, pulling the gem pet reluctantly off the barn’s warp pad. This was humiliating, and the tail plugging her had stretched her even wider, and kept shifting with internal weights and moving as though it had a mind of its own.

“Yeah? Oh, Pearl… hi.” Lapis said uncomfortably as she opened the door. She still wasn’t entirely comfortable with the gem she’d spend so much time deep inside.

“Lapis…” Pearl took a deep breath and composed herself. “Peridot has a gift for you.”

Pearl stepped deftly aside, revealing the petsuited gem. Peridot blushed as hard as she ever had, lowering her gaze. She grunted in embarrassment. Unknown to her, the gag translated it into a soft mewl for Lapis and Pearl.

“Wat.” Lapis stared in absolutely mind-numbing confusion at the sight of Peridot, sealed in the glossy pink suit, a softly twitching tail extending from her nether regions.

“Lapis…” Pearl began. “Peridot saw how enraptured you were with a cat, so she asked for my help. She really wants your love and attention.” she explained, knowing Peridot couldn’t hear her. “She was willing to go through something this embarrassing and restricting to make you happy.”

“But…” Lapis stared, still dumbstruck. “I don’t know how to take care of a cat.”

“You’ll do fine… just give her a chance, okay?” Pearl responded, placing Peridot’s leash in Lazuli’s hand.





Lapis looked at her, then down at her increasingly unsure and embarrassed roommate-turned-pet.

“Okay.”

Lapis sighed as she sat on the barn’s floor, staring at Peridot. Everything that had happened to here since arriving on earth the first time was some combination of weird and troubling, and this was both.

“What were you thinking?” she asked as she stared at the kittyfied gem.

Peridot blushed deeply, feeling foolish and ashamed. But she had come this far. She gulped, and struggling somewhat in her strange posture, pressed her head against Lapis as she’d seen the cat do, rubbing her forehead against the object of her affections.

Lapis was taken by surprise. What was she…

The soft purring coming from Peridot’s throat caught her attention. And in that moment, she fell in love. Peridot had gone above and beyond in humiliating herself for Lapis’ enjoyment. The little green weirdo was here now, utterly helpless, gagged, and she didn’t know what else. And she was really trying to act the part. All because she wanted to captivate Lazuli the same way that cat had. She smiled, and began to pet the smooth material between the car ears, prompting Peridot to lean into her hand. The pet, for her part, could sense that this felt right… whether it was her or the suit making her feel that way, she didn’t care, but she could tell Lapis was happy, and that’s what mattered right now, as the water gem pulled her new kitten into her lap. “You are an adorable weirdo, Peri. And you’re a good kitty.”

“- good kitty -” was all Peridot heard, and all she needed to right now.

“So, you’re sure she’s okay like this?” Lapis asked as she politely drank Pearl’s tea, sitting in the temple house’s living room.

“Oh, absolutely. It’s entirely safe.” Pearl responded.

“Yeah, Pearl’s record in there is 6 years, I dunno if she wants to go for that.”

“AMETHYST!” Pearl yelled, embarrassed to her core.

“What P? You were such a cute wittle kitty!” Amethyst teased before shapeshifting in a small purple housecat and curling up next to Peridot on the floor.

“She’s going to want out in 3 days,” Garnet sagely advised. “Push it to 4, she’ll be better for it. He’s the tool to release her.”

“Oh! Uhm, thanks! Well, okay kitty, let’s get back home!”

Peridot mewled happily, rubbing against her girlfriend’s ankle. This wasn’t what she’d expected, but it was more than she’d ever considered, and if this just her first taste of Earth’s alien customs, there had to be even more amazing things to come.