4:42 AM - Speedingturtle: I MISSED THE FIREWORKS

4:43 AM - Taiokoshinketsu: LIKE EVERYONE I KNOW DID

4:43 AM - Taiokoshinketsu: WHAT THE HELL

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: hokay no caps for this story

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: So I'm getting ready to go drive down

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: to port hueneme

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: about an hour ago

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: because its foggy as shit here

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: and my dad goes

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: No the fireworks are at 10

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: No fuckwad they aren't I'm looking at it online

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: They're at 10

4:43 AM - Speedingturtle: we'll see whos right

4:44 AM - Speedingturtle: So I try to leave at 8 because its obviously not at 10

4:44 AM - Speedingturtle: and then gabe derails me for about half an hour

4:44 AM - Speedingturtle: so I'm like fuckshit its dark and everything

4:44 AM - Speedingturtle: As I'm driving down the freeway

4:44 AM - Speedingturtle: theres a ton of trailers parked along the beach

4:44 AM - Speedingturtle: and all of them were shooting off fireworks

4:44 AM - Speedingturtle: the entire trip down to ventura

4:45 AM - Speedingturtle: so that was kinda cool

4:45 AM - Speedingturtle: but then its 9 and the radio guys like FIREWORKS ANY SECOND

4:45 AM - Speedingturtle: and I go FUCK and just pull over at ventura and go to their harbor instead

4:45 AM - Speedingturtle: Tons of college kids doing that thing they do with fireworks

4:45 AM - Speedingturtle: which is be retarded with them

4:45 AM - Speedingturtle: and light THEM ALL AT ONCE

4:45 AM - Speedingturtle: and then I headed back

4:45 AM - Speedingturtle: Got to see a total of 9 fireworks on the drive down

4:45 AM - Speedingturtle: and then like 30 at once

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: missed the party at port hueneme

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: and then I'm driving back I get a phone call

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: pick it up

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: THROW IT ONTO THE OTHER SEAT BECAUSE FUCK ITS A COP

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: Call them back when hes gone

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: Hey we're heading up to the country club to watch the fireworks

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: Hokay I'll meet you there so I can tell you I told you so

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: get up to the country club

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: nobody is there

4:46 AM - Speedingturtle: its now 10

4:47 AM - Speedingturtle: drive home while listening very loudly to Ozzy Osbourne

4:47 AM - Speedingturtle: get home

4:47 AM - Speedingturtle: get keys

4:47 AM - Speedingturtle: open the door

4:47 AM - Speedingturtle: get on the floor