ISIS has paid the Daily Mail and the Sun five figure sums for ‘strategic public relations and reputation management’.

The terrorist maniacs have now signed up for a long-term media campaign with Britain’s two biggest newspapers and promised to recommend them to other insanely violent extremists.

Isis leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi said: “The brief was to make British Muslims feel alienated so they would reject Britain’s liberal secular values and pledge their loyalty to the Caliphate.

“We’re very happy with what we’ve seen so far and look forward to working together throughout next year. They are client-focused at all times, continually thinking about our short, medium and long-term objectives while protecting and enhancing the power of our brand.”

A spokesman for the Daily Mail said: “We took a multi-pronged approach to this brief including opinion polls, double page spreads about Jihadi brides and a competition between our reporters to find ‘Britain’s most horrible Muslim’.

“Abu Bakr and his executive team have been fantastic clients, giving us everything we need. If they didn’t exist we’d have to invent them.”