You might have heard about the caravan of doucheburritos making their way toward the U-S-of-A. They're hellbent on storming our border and demanding for us to put them up indefinitely. Even though they're banking on us to be hospitable, those soon-to-be illegal butt-nuggets don't seem to care for our tangerine-hued commander-in-chief.

Even going so far as to call him the Antichrist.

A Central American migrant has blasted President Donald Trump in angry comments to CNN’s Bill Weir at the border between Mexico and Guatemala. “Donald Trump is the antichrist,” the unidentified man can bee seen saying in Spanish during a CNN report aired this weekend on the immigrant caravan that has traveled to the Mexican border from Honduras. “If he doesn’t repent, he’s going to hell,” the man adds.

All the more reason then for those illegals to stay far, far away from America and our "satanic" border laws.

The Associated Press (AP) reported some 2,000 of the migrants had managed to swim or boat across a river separating Guatemala and Mexico, entering the country illegally and vowing to continue toward the U.S. Another man speaking to CNN pushed back against Trump’s repeated claims that the migrant caravan is filled with criminals. “Our message is, we are not criminals,” he told Weir, speaking in fluent English.

Look at these trespassers trying to claim the moral high ground.

Hopping the fence into Los Estados Unidos without permission is illegal. As in a crime. Therefore, by definition, anyone who barges into America uninvited is a criminal.

Funny how those illegals are free to take a three-coiled dump on our laws and pitch their tents in our yard. Yet we're the bad guys for politely saying "thanks, but no thanks."

Illegal immigration is just that. Illegal. If those fence-jumping pendejos have a problem with us calling a crook a crook, they're free to enter 'Murica legally.

Until then, deport them all: