Namaste, faker nation! Here at the FSW offices, we like to fuel our force by staying active with weekly Bikram yoga sessions. Suffice it to say, we were thrilled to hear about Onnit’s new Han Solo yoga mat! Yes, you read that correctly. This sweet new yoga mat features a graphic of our favorite scoundrel encased in carbonite. So you know we had to put it to the hot and sweaty test… but not before renaming some poses in honor of the scruffy-looking nerf herder. Time to stretch out, hydrate, and clear your mind as we present the Top 10 Yoga Poses To Use With Your Han Solo Yoga Mat.

As for performance, the Onnit’s Han Solo yoga mat certainly held up under the heat and pressure of our Bikram session. None of us slipped, despite being covered in sweat, and the “carbonite” proved to be super comfortable. All in all, a great purchase worthy of Han Solo. Now if only Onnit could make another yoga mat with Leia as Boushh printed on it…

Bring Jabba the Hutt’s prized possession to yoga class.

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