#3433 +( 1099 )- [X] <kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died.

<Wes> how were you suffocating?

<kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times.