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BEST GRASSROOTS CAMPAIGN OUT OF OTTAWA

Sens fans love the guy.

BEST USE OF ‘Y’

That’s 3 guys, one goal.

BEST PRETTY MUCH

BEST FEELS

Good little story over at Woodley’s InGoal magazine about Nilsson’s mask and how he fit his new son on it.

Awwwwwwwww, man.

This is a mask I can get behind.

BEST FREE ADVERTISING

You change the name of your establishment for a The Provies reference and you get in The Provies.

Word is this barber shop was named Goldy’s in the summer.

BEST REFERENCE TO THE FIGHT NO ONE COULD STOP TALKING ABOUT

BEST LOOK WHO READS THE PROVIES

Green: “There’s a lot of talk about Jake and it doesn’t stop.”

Got that right.

He was a sixth overall pick. He’s kind of a big deal ’round here.

More important than, say, Gagner, Burmistrov and 75% of the current NHL roster, give our take a percentage point.

What about the hits?

Green said: “It’s been kind of crazy.”

Yes, it has.

Do you tell other guys to hit?

“I don’t sit there and tell Jake you’ve got to have ‘X’ amounts of hits every game. That’s unfair. I heard there was talk of two hits a period.”

There was.

By Jake.

“Jake and I have never had that conversation.”

That’s fair. Maybe he was mixed up? He definitely said he was told he “could” get a hit every shift.

“I’m glad he wants to get two hits a period.”

Wait, what?

So you do want him to try and get two hits a period?

Is this like that tired thing with The Moj?

“But there’s no one in the league who averages six hits a game.”

Oh snap. I’ve heard that before.