We've detailed a lot of our favorite things out of Facebook's new Audience Optimization tool, which provides over 282,000 listings of things that Facebook believes its users are interested in. Facebook designed its tools so that publishers can target audiences for their Facebook posts in the same way that advertisers do. But whatever — everybody knows what we really want is the list of the most popular things on Facebook. So here it is, or at least here are the first 2001 listings.

We crashed many a browser trying to get you the full listing of all 282,002 listings we pulled from Facebook's API, but ultimately decided we had to cut it off somewhere. Tequila, listing number 2,001, seemed as good place to stop as any. But if you want the full dataset we're working from, you can find it here.

As with any computer-generated list, there's some weird stuff in this list. Stuff like "Digital Distribution" (96) ranks higher than "Emotion" (121). That computer also has "COM file" ranking at 78 and "CONFIG.SYS" ranking at 93,280, so maybe the actual emotion on display here is simply robot nostalgia.

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