1. Make use of tools

2. Never underestimate the advantage of height

3. Understand the market

4. Use tried and tested methods

5. Make a good first impression

6. Get creative



7. Always try and show off your skills



8. Learn to multitask

9. Don't follow the crowd

10. Remember the personal touch

Always use a magnifying glass; some jobs are difficult to see. And dress like a Hogwarts student.If you can't find a job you like after just one google search, climb to the top of the tallest building in your city and use your binoculars to look. Also, don't face the city below, just look on the roof; you'll easily find a job.Unbeknown to most, the majority of graduate roles are hidden in discrete boxes marked 'job' which are planted around your city. In order to get the job, you must find an opponent (preferably in heels) and both run at it from opposite directions. The best candidate will be chosen by the box once you both touch it. The other will be killed by Voldemort.Unsure which job sector to choose? By pressing firmly on your temples, popular job titles will float around you and suddenly everything will become clear.Just in case you're up against triplets for a job, bring in your unicycle and safety goggles to set yourself apart from the competition.Tired of job-hunting in your parents' living room? Feeling spontaneous? Well pack up a random assortment of desk items (a potted plant is essential), a plastic stool, then throw on your nicest suit and sit in the middle of a pedestrian bridge. Continue to shrug your shoulders until an employer approaches you and offers you a job.Use you best grammer when write on envelopes. Also, don't bother with an address. If it's meant to be, a job will find you.Binoculars? Check. Phone? Check. Shoes and socks off? Check. Damn, you're bound to find a job.If you're the only candidateurinating against the wall, you might just get the job.Sometimes all you need is a passport photo and a gold paperclip. Leave name blank.