Please somebody, explain this to me.

I truly thought I was quite well versed on the healthcare bill issue.

Tonite I feel really blonde...(as my husband says when I do something kind of stupid, "C'mon blondie!". (He's joking of course!) Please, I implore you, tell me what this healthcare bill does that will save the United States from bankruptcy.

I'd love to write the requisite three paragraphs explaining it but quite frankly, I'm stumped.