Sammy Sosa must have picked up some vampire fangs instead of a steroid needle sometime during his playing days because over the years he has slowly been progressing into his now vampire state. Sosa recently appeared for an interview with ESPN, and naturally the internet went WILD over his look:

Sammy Sosa really living his life as a one man Neapolitan Ice Cream pic.twitter.com/enU75FS5ML — Ol’ QWERTY Bastard (@TheDiLLon1) July 13, 2017

Sammy Sosa.. .there's gotta be a better way to get on the front of a cereal box. The dudes Frankenberry! #SammySosa pic.twitter.com/5xlajivmfl — Goddamnit, (@GodDamnKevin) July 13, 2017

I'm not black, I'm Sammy Sosa https://t.co/TpsAU9GGku — Greeze Belcher (@DeeGreezy) July 13, 2017

Sammy Bats has gone full Pink Panther, and unlike a majority of the internet, I kinda like it. Great marketing move. He is going to be inking deals with companies like Pepto Bismol, Baskin Robins, and T-Mobile guaranteed, and he is almost certainly already engineering some kind of pink steroids that he is going to push to the current major leaguers. Money coming out the wazoo for Sosa. He sold his soul to Count Dracula for a shot at the big time, and he is now truly raking in the rewards. Vampire money is a whole different level than America’s past time money.