C'mon, admit it. It's OK. We're all friends here in this post-partisan age.

You've been wanting new quarter coins for so long, it almost hurts, doesn't it?

But you didn't want to say anything, afraid to stand out. And you held that burning desire for a new kind of coin bottled up inside, the pressure mounting always. Because you thought you were the only American who studied both sides of a quarter before spending it.

And who wouldn't grow tired of barely five dozen different design quarters out there? Imagine, once the richest nation in the world, a country that could put a man on the moon, a country that will soon have a federal spending deficit the size of the moon -- a full one. And we can't afford new quarters for China to own?

If it isn't the old, familiar wing-flapping eagle, it's Utah or Montana or Delaware (which despite....