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The fuhrer gives his feedback on the game. He reviews it and shares his thoughts.

00:00 - 00:03 Detroit: Become Human was released last week

00:04 - 00:05 The game is selling very well

00:05 - 00:07 And is gaining a lot of publicity

00:08 - 00:12 In these areas

00:12 - 00:15 Here and here, and over there

00:17 - 00:19 This is to be expected.

00:19 - 00:21 This game is Naughty Dogs best so far.

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Naughty Dog

00:31 - 00:33 Naughty Dog didn't make this game. Quantic Dreams did.

00:34 - 00:36 David Cage wrote this game.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who didn't like Heavy Rain, get out of here.

01:13 - 01:15 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

01:15 - 01:17 THAT FRENCH FUCK WROTE THIS GAME?!

01:18 - 01:23 This whole time I thought I was playing a Naughty Dog game.

01:25 - 01:28 How did I get attached to the characters so much?

01:29 - 01:31 Connor was my favorite character!

01:31 - 01:34 And this whole time he was written by CAGE!?

01:34 - 01:37 The same guy who fucking

01:37 - 01:40 wrote the Jason sequence in Heavy Rain!!

01:40 - 01:42 My Fuhrer I actually thought that game was good.

01:42 - 01:46 You spend an hour shouting 'Jason' like you were possessed by the devil!

01:46 - 01:48 My Fuhrer, it was a good game for it's time.

01:48 - 01:52 All this time I spent on being friends with Hank, wasted on a Cage game

01:53 - 01:54 I saved Alice!!

01:56 - 01:57 How am I supposed to explain

01:57 - 02:00 the fact that I enjoyed a David Cage game?!

02:00 - 02:03 The guy who gets his material from American TV shows!

02:04 - 02:08 All that time I spent taking care of that stupid child

02:08 - 02:13 And freeing all those fucking robots!

02:14 - 02:16 It's all a lie.

02:17 - 02:21 I can't believe I cried 5 times during a Cage game.

02:27 - 02:29 I chose to sing at the end.

02:30 - 02:34 I led the fucking robots to freedom.

02:34 - 02:36 I saved Luther at the border.

02:41 - 02:42 A Cage game..

02:43 - 02:47 I got attached to a game that was written by a child!!

02:48 - 02:53 I was giggling like a little girl when they crossed the border.

02:54 - 02:56 That french fuck.

02:56 - 02:59 Making me care about robots over people.

03:00 - 03:02 I should have never saved Alice.

03:04 - 03:07 It's going to be OK. You can go back and replay the scenes.

03:14 - 03:16 We need to burn it.

03:19 - 03:23 The world can't find out that Cage wrote a good game.

03:25 - 03:26 A masterpiece.

03:31 - 03:33 Delete my save file.

03:40 - 03:46 Reset Chloe at the main screen, like it never happened.

03:46 - 03:49 And throw the game into the ocean.