Jennifer Rubin’s dream ticket poll reads like something you’d see on HuffPo or Slate … but don’t worry, she included Jim Mattis to prove her conservative cred.

Dream ticket? — Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) April 7, 2019

Granted, she has him listed as Kamala Harris’ VP but hey, at least he’s there, right?

Have you ever shook your head so much that you accidentally rattled your own brain? This editor may well have just done that. Nothing says ‘conservative blogger’ like posting a dream ticket poll full of Democrats. Hey, even Yashar Ali noticed her poll was strange, especially since she continues to call herself a conservative.

One can be conservative and not support Trump but I honestly don’t remember the last time Jennifer expressed a conservative thought. pic.twitter.com/AyemuX3YAu — Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) April 7, 2019

Yashar makes an excellent point. One can absolutely be a conservative and not support Trump but usually, even the conservatives who may dislike Trump have conservative opinions and ideas they share here and there. And you can bet your backside their ‘dream ticket’ doesn’t include Stacey Abrams, Pete Buttigieg, Kamala Harris, or Beto O’Rourke.

Jennifer Rubin is a conservative to roughly the same extent that Elizabeth Warren is a Native American. — ᴾᴿᴬᴳ ? (@pragmatometer) April 7, 2019

1/1024 Conservative.

Heh.

Well, she hasn't been conservative since Rubio pissed her off. Other than losing the primary I'm not sure why she hates him so much.

I mean, he gave it his best shot. Come to think of it, I don't think she ever was a real conservative. — teri (@lldnt) April 7, 2019

She’d be far more content, and far more believable if she just admitted she’s not a conservative anymore.

Is Jennifer Rubin a ‘conservative blogger’? — Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) April 7, 2019

HA!

We went with the ‘Carrots are crunchy!’ option.

Pining over a Harris/Mattis ticket is pretty friggin conservative. — Zach Heltzel (@zachheltzel) April 7, 2019

Huh?

Are you kidding me? Perhaps moderate but conservative? — Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) April 7, 2019

So true. And dishonest on her part. — Brian Just (@brjust) April 7, 2019

Or a coherent thought. — I learnt code y can't u? (@clukens1) April 7, 2019

Ain’t THAT the truth.

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