Kristin: Cool, let's start with aggro.

Sam: I thought aggro was, like, a hillbilly farmer.

Kristin: That's wonderful.

Actual definition: Aggro. Short for aggressive, used to describe someone who is really angry, e.g., "This guy ran into my car and I got so aggro."

Sam: Arvo is like a wild Australian aardvark.

Kristin: I thought it was, like, short for announcing that you are arriving. Like, I am arvo. I AM ARVO.

Sam: Wait I can see that. It's sassy, and classy!

Kristin: And when you leave, you are like, I AM OVRA.

Sam: Yup. Sounds about right.

Kristin: NAILED IT.

Actual definition: Arvo. Short for afternoon, e.g., "Yeah I'll get it done this arvo."

Sam: Bloke is totally a dude, right? Bloke is like THAT guy. Everyone knows at least one bloke.

Kristin: Bloke is basically the same as dude. It's like a bro. You bloke out.

Sam: I feel like it is sort of condescending in a way?

Kristin: Like you're saying, "THIS asshole."

Sam: Yup exactly.

Actual definition: Bloke. A man, e.g., "He's a top bloke."

Kristin: What is a bludger? I feel like that's a Quidditch thing.

Sam: I mean, there is the Harry Potter version. We all read Harry Potter. STOP TRYING TO FOOL US, AUSSIES.

Kristin: We have books here too, Australia.

Actual definition: Bludger. A lazy person, e.g., "Get off Facebook and do some work, ya bludger."