The Innsmouth Dating Game contestant one… Slowly becoming just like her parents. A doom that awaits us all. Worse probably when your parents are “Deep Ones” and as you age you will gradually change into a Deep One yourself. Deep ones of course being horrible frog/fish men with a penchant for eating humans and mak’n babies.

On the plus side if you have Deep One’s for parents you get to live forever… Under the ocean. Where it’s dark, cold, and filled with monsters. So that’ll be awesome right?

Also before I get angry letters I’m fully aware that this comic is a cheep shot at how women age and become their mother. Easy there, cranky people. We’re equal opportunity jerks here. I’ll make fun of my own gender in do time.