Bankers threatening to leave the country if they don’t get their bonuses? We say ‘good fucking riddance!’ You want to go? We will drive you to the airport! Become a volunteer driver now and sign up to make sure the bankers make it to the airport.

Cameron wants a big society? Our volunteer drivers will soon cover the entire country so whereever there’s a whining hedge fund manager, there’s a volunteer to make sure the wankers fuck off when they say they are going to. Anyone can volunteer it does’t even matter if you don’t have a driving licence, when one of this lot leave there is always bunting to hang, flags to wave and ticker tape to shower. Let’s give these bankers the love they deserve!

Volunteer Driver Signup Form