Vandal draws penis on butcher’s driveway (Picture:Simon Thornton)

A butcher got the shock of his life when he arrived at his shop to discover a 6ft-long penis carved into his new £3,500 parking lot.

Simon Thornton, who is also a member of the Godalming council in Surrey, had been looking forward to using the new parking spaces behind his store.

But his enthusiasm was cut short after a vandal scrawled the genitalia onto the concrete.

Councillor Thornton said: ‘I was happy with how it was all looking and locked up and went home for the night.


‘But when I came back the next morning I was faced with the image. It is huge.’

Cllr Simon Thornton was surprised to find the drawing on his driveway (Picture: Simon Thornton)

The member of Godalming Chamber of Commerce committee did everything he could to get rid of the monstrous image but said his resources were limited.



‘I can’t really afford to have it all re-done so I have done my best to scrub it out and make sure I place my car carefully over it every day,’ he added.

‘I told PCSO Dan Burrel about it but no more action has been taken.’

Cllr Thornton said he didn’t think someone had targeted him and it was probably just mindless vandals.