I got SO many useful and wonderful things. Here is a list...

48 Binders! 60 Glue Sticks! 69 Latex Free Erasers! 24 High quality highlighters! 10 Packs of 200 sheets of collage ruled paper! 10 Copies of the Hunger Games! A copy of Number the Stars by Lois Lowry A copy of The Giver by Lois Lowry A copy of Messenger by Lois Lowry A Copy of the Ender Quartet by Orson Scott Card (A personal favorite of mine!) 10 Packs of 100 Note cards 2 of the oversized easel pads! (I use these all the time, so handy for group work) 1 Portland Timbers mach ball replica (an awesome comment stalker personal touch, THANK YOU!)

I really can't thank you enough for these supplies. My students and even students all through out our school will have an improved educational experience by the use of these things. I can already see a use for every single item that you gave me! I think we did reassemble your gift message... let me know if it is right:

"I've never been to Portland Oregon but my friend /u/chromakode has. He says it is a really really cool place. But my other friend /u/alienth doesn't think so. You will have to come up with the tiebreaker. Sorry for rambling. I was never good at prose. (If only you could talk to my old English teacher.) Oh dear I just now noticed I can add a note for every item. I hope this helps. There are a lot of multiple The end draws near that items into one not collapse quantities did There are Of items. Item. Enjoy!"

It was going along great at the beginning but it got all muddled up at the end... unless your prose skills are indeed deficient to the extreme, ha. Let me know if you ever end up in Portland, we will show you around this excellent place. To every one else who thought they had the best Teacher gifter... you are sorely mistaken.