INTERVIEW LOG

Interviewer: Researcher Calvin

Interviewed: Mr. Cole Peterson Jr.

Foreword: Mr. Peterson was the target of a Delta Event, and came to a Foundation-controlled forklift certification service.

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Researcher Calvin: Good morning, Mr. Peterson. Could I offer you a drink?

Mr. Peterson: Yeah, yes, I'm parched. Can I get a water?

Researcher Calvin: Of course.

Researcher Calvin gives Mr. Peterson a cup of water. The water is laced with mnestics, as it was thought at the time that SCP-4048 was an antimemetic anomaly.

Mr. Peterson: Thanks. So, whadd'ya want to talk about with me?

Researcher Calvin: We'd like to talk with you about an incident that occurred on the 4th of June, 2013; two days ago.

Mr. Peterson: Now, whadd'ya- hey, now that stuff's none of ya' business, ya' hear me?

Researcher Calvin: Anything that you say here will be kept confidential. We are willing to offer financial compensation for your information.

Mr. Peterson: I'm too- alright. Just, just ask me your questions and keep it quick.

Researcher Calvin: Could you describe your experience on that night?

Mr. Peterson: Yeah. There I am, sleepin' away, when all of a sudden, I wake up in this chair. There's this voice tellin' me to wake up. It was real deep and sounded like a hammer against sheet metal. As I come to, I see that I'm in this room that's all dark and gray. It was all blurry, too; I think I might've been drugged.

Researcher Calvin: Who was the source of that voice?

Mr. Peterson: I was about to get to that. I look up, and there's some mate who looks like one of the aliens from TV. I wasn't scared 'o' him; I thought it was one of those prank shows, and I didn't wanna react too hard.

Researcher Calvin: What did the creature do to you?

Mr. Peterson: Nothin'. All it did was ask me a bunch 'a' weird questions about my job. Stuff like "when was the last time you went uphill on a diagonal", or "have you ever moved your forklift when it's in gear". Then he started to ask me some odd questions, like "what energy brake do you put on when you move tangentally" or "what do ya' do when the blue particle lever stops workin'". I swear to God, he was just trying to weird me out.

Researcher Calvin: What did the creature do once you were done with the questions?

Mr. Peterson: He said "thanks for your time", and then all of a sudden I'm back in my bed. I thought it was just a dream or somethin', but now that you're talkin' to me…

Researcher Calvin: Thank you for your time.

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