Dear u/ispyatinydick,

I want to apologize for not posting this sooner. It's very unlike me to wait this long but there's a lot going on right now and my priorities are clearly not in check if I'm not posting my Thank You as soon as I open my present(s). Now let's get to it!

What a great Arbitrary Day! There were two parts to my present and the first arrived contained TWO awesome gifts. Zuke's mini naturals roasted chicken treats are a doggy favorite in this house. They have been a huge hit and Toto and Scout have expressed their gratitude in a photo. Thank you for so generously including them!

I am ridiculously out of the loop these days so I didn't even know Stephen Colbert had released a new book. I am super jazzed about America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't. I know I'm going to love it. Yay!

I really didn't know what to expect when a poster tube addressed to me arrived a few days ago. I opened the tube and pulled out the print, unrolling it to discover--a stunning art print of Walt and Jesse of Breaking Bad! I'm such a huge fan and I can't wait to have this baby framed before the first of the final eight episodes premieres on August 11. I will watch the rest of the series under their menacing gazes.

ispyatinydick, I am truly touched by your generosity and thoughtfulness. I would love to send you a proper Thank You so please if you don't mind, shoot me your address in a PM.

So happy to finally be sharing my Arbitrary Day PLUS 2013 experience with this community.

Love and other indoor sports, bagelsandkegels