SON: Mom, you’ll never believe it!

MOM: Tell me. What is it?

SON: I was offered a role on Game of Thrones!

MOM: That’s amazing. All your hard work has finally paid off.

SON: I’m so excited.

MOM: So, what’s the part? Are you playing a handsome Stark?

SON: Nope.

MOM: Maybe a dashing knight who saves the day?

SON: Not quite.

MOM: A king? A prince? A soldier?

SON: Um…

MOM: Who the hell are you playing?

SON: Well, the thing about that is…

MOM: I have no son.

(Via Reddit)