This twisted-up side show of a presidential election is far from being over, but if it was solely up to the people of Dlisted, we’d all be fucked Birdie Sanders would easily win. When Birdie Sanders flew into a Bernie Sanders rally in Portland, OR, that fame whore bird also flew into the hearts of the Internet and Dlisted. Birdie Sanders won March’s Hot Slut of the Month showdown with almost 36% of your votes. Birdie beat out Photoshop hero Sevelyn Gat, the pussy leader of a gang of Chihuahuas and my current favorite rapper CupcaKke!

Birdie Sanders will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year finals. By then, Birdie Sanders could be the Vice President of the United States if Bernie Sanders wins the nomination and does the right thing by making Birdie his running mate.

Thanks to everyone who voted! And now I leave you with this slightly terrifying mural of our current HSOTM in Bernie Sanders’ campaign office in Portland. I don’t see a bird in Bernie Sanders cosplay, but I do see a bird in low-budget Andy Warhol cosplay, and that works for me.

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