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As was confirmed several hours ago, US President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un have pledged to work toward complete denuclearisation of the Korean peninsula while Washington committed to provide security guarantees for its old enemy.

Fine.

Okay.

It’s done. Good work, I suppose, but seriously… Are we really going to keep patting him on the back for these basic historical treaties that he is arranging with previously terrifying trigger-happy warlords? Like, the Kim Jong-un thing happened three hours ago. It’s been reported on. He’s done one good thing. Get over it.

I think he’s getting enough praise from those morons that voted for him right about now.

Sure, he’s basically stopped an entire subcontinent, that borders the world’s most important economic power, from being turned into a glass bowl – but his silence on gender neutral toys and dunnies is deafening.

In a world terrified of Nuclear war, it’s things like this that are overshadowed by the fears and agendas of pre-internet mouth-breathers in the United Nations, and the deplorables that voted for them.

Gender-neutral policy was one of the key differences between the Clinton and Trump campaign.

Trump never spoke about it. Not once, while Hillary, on the hand, spoke about it three times. Twice when she was visiting LA, and then once more in a rally in New York.

Trump may have had a moment today. He may have just negotiated a deal the denuclearise two nations that have been warring since my old AF grandpa was a kid, but he’s still got a long way to go before I can finally say #MyPresident.