Answer: They're all jerks. Drivers often go too fast and don't yield the right of way. Cyclists sometimes ignore red lights, sometimes ride on sidewalks and often swerve around pedestrians in crosswalks (and even around cyclists like me who stop for pedestrians in crosswalks!). Pedestrians stare more at their phones than they do at the roadway, expecting everyone else to look out for them. And sometimes they just stop short. For no reason. Like when I'm walking behind them in a white shirt and eating an ice cream cone.