JABEZ: Professor, my club would like to sponsor a reading of your new book, "Quantum-Realities in a Post-Race America: Neo-Feminism and the Dawn of the Treader". It's not everyday we can get a best-selling author!



KLOWNUS: You didn't say the speech was at a church...

JABEZ: Don't worry. We knew this would be pretty intellectual, so we only invited the elders of the church.



KLOWNUS: Umm, Chapter One: My Vagina, My Afro, My Cosmic Look, My God.

OLD WOMAN: This had better not be another Tammy Faye biography.



