I have no words.

Caleb Rowe tore ACL and is out for season for #Terps. This is stunning. Maryland has lost its fourth starter at QB -- three in 2 weeks. — Jeff Barker (@sunjeffbarker) October 28, 2012

Dear fans of all other programs: I never want to hear about your program's bad luck again. You don't even know what bad luck is.

It's time to make a sacrifice to the Angry Maryland Quarterback-Hating God. I don't know who, or what. But something.

I guess this means that Shawn Petty, a true freshman linebacker who played quarterback at Eleanor Roosevelt in high school. Highlights of him are here. The good news, I guess, is that this brings the zone-read back into play. And at 230 pounds or so - probably more - he'll be able to dish outs hits as much as he takes them out.

The bad news: any time your starting quarterback is wearing #31, yeah, that's bad.

And a quick note: no, no Stefon Diggs wildcat. Have you seen what happens to people who take snaps at Maryland? Do you want that to happen to him? Gaaaah.

Free pass, Randy Edsall. Free pass.