Here we have Jude Law on the set of The New Pope, which is a spinoff of HBO's The Young Pope, wearing a birthday suit-ish outfit that's a close approximation to how the Good Lord designed him. You will note that he looks—and forgive us for aping the language of the youngs here—zaddy-esque.

Behold:

You might have questions, such as: Why are there...volleyballs? Is that what a papal brief looks like? Is hell real or a false construction, and more importantly am I perhaps going to it?

We wish we had answers, but belief is the bedrock of faith, and may we all look this good on the other side of 40. Catholicism is back, baby.