In a shameless attempt to increase blogviews, I have stooped to publishing a page with two salacious stories that are sure to pique the interest of the minions.

First off, here is a story of a man who hears his teenage daughter scream. He rushed to her bedroom to find a naked man, wearing a ski-mask and latex gloves with a bunch of condoms. Dad choked the man to death. Turns out the guy had a heart condition and he was a convicted sex-offender. Still…dad choked the man to death. It does not appear that the Indiana authorities will charge dad. In Texas, they’d give him a parade. Chuck Norris would be proud….and I bet we know who this young woman’s hero will be for the rest of her life. Click Here for the story.

How would you like to go to the doctor, thinking that you were getting a simple circumcision and waking up to find out that the doctor took a little more liberty. The guy thought he was getting a little extra skin removed but the doctor decided the man had cancer. So, while the man was out cold, the doctor apparently unilaterally determined it was time to whack the wanker! Click Here for the story and associated video. Just the VIDEO HERE