A local FIFA player who went 26-4 in last week’s Weekend League has shown no remorse after smashing his 6-year-old cousin 24-0 on Christmas Day.

“Timmy got a PS4 and FIFA 20 combo that morning for Christmas” the player explained.

“My step-dad knows I play ‘that soccer game’, and suggested I help him get started and give him a game,“ the player went on to say. “Timmy had never played FIFA before, but I didn’t have my customized controller with me so I figured it was a fair match up.”

“He picked Burnley to start with, while I went with Liverpool – Virgil van Dijk and Sadio Mane really fit the meta this year. In the end, his Ben Mee and Tarkowski had no chance against my Salah-Firmino-Mane front three, and VvD really shut down his Chris Wood quite well.”

When asked about celebrations, the player was quick to respond.

“I shushed and dabbed for the first 8 goals, and watched the replays, of course”, the player laughed. “I would have done it for all 24, but I was worried the game was starting to drag out, and he didn’t seem to know how to rage quit”

“I don’t think I’d approach any future matches differently”, the player said. “That’s competitive FIFA for you, and it wouldn’t be fair on Timmy if I wasn’t playing at 100 percent.”

When asked about future match-ups, the player said it was a real possibility.“I’ve relegated myself to Division 10 for the Icon Swaps challenges, so I’ll probably run into him again. Hopefully he’ll have learned to rage quit, so no one’s time is unnecessarily wasted.”

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