The best sports highlight of today, by a large margin, is this man using his dick to hit a ping-pong ball.


As a warning, if you watch this, the sound of contact will not leave your head:


I looked for more information on how this dick-pong came to be, but find any more details. On its own, it seems self-explanatory. However, if you can provide any context, please let us know at tips@deadspin.com.