Uh, rude.

A gator with a serious case of the munchies pulled a Yogi Bear on a Florida couple, rolling in on their picnic date and eating all their food, reports WGFL-TV, a CBS affiliate in Gainesville.

Taylor Forte and fiancé Trevor Walters were enjoying a waterside date last week at Lake Alice when the rowdy reptile ruined the mood. Forte had packed the picnic as a sendoff before Walters leaves for the Marines.

“He swims up to the bank and just looks us dead in the eyes and then he immediately just sprints up onto the beach,” Walters told the TV station of the intruder.

The shocked couple ran and filmed the gator devouring their feast from a safe distance.

“He annihilated an entire block of cheese. Gobbled it down, lickety-split. The salami didn’t stand a chance,” Walters said.

The animal’s pig-out didn’t end there. It also consumed half a watermelon, a pound of grapes and an entire bowl of guacamole. Then it attempted to eat the bowl.