man: jim! hey friend jim! it's been a while! other man: huh? man: oh shoot! i'm sorry! man: i thought you were my old college roommate jim! my bad! other man: don't worry about it! coincidentally my name is also jim! jim: so let's start up some friendship right now! man: heh, yeah. ok, ummm. i... uhh jim: i'm sure you feel it too! all these strong friendship energies! man: you are coming on so strong, dude. i gotta go *man walks away* jim: being confused for other people isn't a good gateway into friendship. i understand that now. not jim: my name isn't even jim...

you're trying too hard! you'll find friends, not-jim!