50 Reasons to Have Sex

1) Because you can't get to sleep

2) Make-up sex

3) Break-up sex

4) Your friend told you about a new position

5) Revenge

6) Rebound

7) Paratrooping / Bangin' for roof

8) Nothing good on TV

9) Because you're in a hotel

10) Curiosity

11) It's raining

12) It's half-time

13) Diet / exercise

14) Celebrate recent weight loss

15) You finally get the chance to show your childhood bed some action

16) Prom night

17) You're already at their place and don't want to have to move your car

18) Show off new lingerie

19) Celebrate major victory by favorite team and/or political candidate

20) Your chance to do it in a specific location (ex: airplane, Burger King bathroom)

21) To prove we're not in a rut

22) Stress relief

23) Just shaved legs

24) Forgot to buy a birthday present

25) "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio

26) Celebrating the joy of life after a near-death experience

27) Your one chance with a celebrity

28) Time an egg

29) To avoid cleaning, studying or doing work of any kind

30) She wants to

31) It's cold outside

32) Cheer someone up (pity)

33) Keeping up with the neighbors

34) Your room mate is out of town and you can do it on the couch

35) Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I'm not/we're not/you're not pregnant

36) Practice

37) They have air-conditioning and you don't

38) Because he/she is from one of the countries you haven't had sex with a person from yet

39) "Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts" sex

40) Called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway

41) Because she looks like your super hot cousin and this is the closest it'll ever get to being okay

42) Breaking in a new apartment

43) Because he said he loves you and you're not ready to say it back yet

44) Wingman diving on the friend grenade

45) Your condoms are about to expire

46) It's getting a little hard

47) Miscommunication (Cheetos sex)

48) To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving & dental hygiene)

49) To change the subject

50) LOVE ♥