Test 5253-a: Test on the basic functionality of SCP-5253

Subject: D-8n73b (male, clean shaven, DOB: ██/██/1984)

D-8n73b was asked to request for 15 dollars from SCP-5253. Subject checked the main pocket and found one (1) ten-dollar bill and one (1) five-dollar. No noticeable changes observed.

Test 5253-b: Further test on basic functionality

Immediately after the aforementioned test, D-8n73b was asked to request for 30 dollars from SCP-5253. Subject took the money and instantly showed signs of facial hair. Subject expressed that facial hair growth of that length takes approximately two (2) days.

Note from Dr. Stone: It seems that the amount of money taken correlates to aging. Further testing is needed to determine the exact ratio, but the ratio seems to be approximately 1:1 dollars to hours.

Test 5253-c: Test to prove hypothesis of 1:1 ratio

D-8n73b was asked to request for eight thousand, seven hundred sixty (8,760) dollars, the number of hours in one (1) full calendar year, from SCP-5253. After accepting the money, subject immediately underwent a significant physical change. DNA testing was done on the subject and compared to DNA taken prior to the test. The results of the DNA showed that the subject had instantaneously aged exactly one (1) year.

Note from Dr. Stone: The 1:1 ratio has been proven. Further testing is needed to determine if SCP-5253 has a limit.

Test 5253-d: Test on limit of SCP-5253

D-8n73b was asked to request four hundred thirty-eight thousand (438,000) dollars, the number of hours in fifty (50) years, from SCP-5253. Subject received the money from the main pocket and immediately underwent an extreme physical change. DNA testing further proved the ratio determined in the previous experiment. Due to the extreme changes that occurred during testing, D-8n73b was released from experimentation and returned to ██████ to finish out his sentence.

Note from Dr. Stone: D-8n73b died a few weeks after the conclusion of this experiment from old age. I’d like to test if SCP-5253 can elongate a subject’s lifespan.

Test 5253-e: Further testing on the limit of SCP-5253

Subject: D-9t86m (male, clean shaven, DOB: ██/██/1953)

D-9t86m was asked to request eight hundred seventy-six thousand (876,000) dollars, the number of hours in one hundred (100) years, from SCP-5253. Subject received the money from the main pocket and instantly died. However, only sixty-one thousand, three hundred and twenty (61,320) dollars were retrieved from SCP-5253. Autopsy of the body revealed that D-9t86m had only aged seven (7) years.

Test 5253-f: Continuation of lifespan experiments

Subject: D-1u69y (female, stage IV brain cancer, DOB: ██/██/1998)

D-1u69y was asked to request four hundred thirty-eight thousand (438,000) dollars, the number of hours in fifty (50) years, from SCP-5253. Subject received the money from the main pocket and instantly died. The amount of money taken from SCP-5253 was nine thousand, eight hundred and forty (9840) dollars, equating to four hundred and ten (410) days.

Test 5253-g: Final test on lifespan experiments

Subject: D-5h82o (female, healthy, DOB: ██/██/1973)

D-5h82o was asked to request eight hundred seventy-six thousand (876,000) dollars, the number of hours in one hundred (100) years, from SCP-5253. During the process of extracting the money, the subject was then stabbed in the neck, severing the internal jugular artery. Subject retrieved the money from the main pocket and instantly died. The amount of money taken from SCP-5253 was four (4) cents, equating to approximately 2.4 minutes.

Note from Dr. Stone: Based on the results of the previous experiments, it is safe to say that SCP-5253 will only age someone up until they would die under their current circumstances. In order to further maximize profits, I suggest that SCP-5253 only be used by healthy D-class personnel between age 18-25.