It was that or....



"Incoming, human!"

"Dash! Don't pass by the...."

THUNK!!! *slides*

"... the closed window... *sigh* She will be furious when she'll get consciousness."

"What the heck?"

"Gah!"

"I could have broken my neck, you stupid f..."

"I love you."

".... W-wha... T-that won't work on m-"

"*opens a can of beer* What about a beer?"

"... Gimme that."

"Phew! Saved by the Bud."