Excuse my tardiness. I just returned from vacation.

Anyways, my giftee got me an awesome present - dessert. These bacon peanut butter cups appealed to every important aspect of me - the fact that I am a man (the bacon) and the fact that I am a stoner (peanut butter cups); what an awesome treat. The package included fifteen generous servings and in my first sitting I clobbered eleven of those bad boys. Gone. It was disguistingly awesome.

The giftee also seemed to know about my secret fascination with old people, as the dessert package was insulated with the Local/City News section of the gitee's hometown. The specific pages used articled obituaries, the celebration of the local city oldest lady (the best article out of them all. Yes, I read them all), and other great ones. To me, this was on par with the dessert as far as being a great gift.

So thanks for two homeruns!