MITTENS: I brought you some dead birds.

HOBO: Why world would you do that?



MITTENS: I read that cats brings their owners small dead animals. So I went to the pet store, bought some parakeets and smothered them on the way home.

HOBO: You're psychotic.



MITTENS: If you really believed that then you'd know it wasn't my fault because I'm sick and can't help it. If you don't really believe it, then you're just being mean and calling me names.



