“Well, maybe it’s hot because you’re president, and this is hell and maybe it’s freezing, because when you were elected, hell froze over.” — SETH MEYERS

“You see, this is what happens when you run out of things to blame Obama for. It’s almost as if Trump is looking around the room for new material. He’s like, ‘You know, this office wasn’t always oval. It used to have beautiful corners but Obama stole them!’” — TREVOR NOAH

“Never in the history of the world has any black person wanted to make their office colder. That’s not a thing! When God was making the earth, he gave everyone winter and then he got to Africa and they said, ‘No, we’ll just take the sun, thank you very much!’” — TREVOR NOAH

“It seems to me the president may be having trouble regulating his body temperature, which I looked it up and there may be a medical reason for that: drop in body temperature linked to dementia. I’m sure it’s a coincidence, though.” — JIMMY KIMMEL