Las Vegas 2002 You guessed it- Rocco has returned to the city of lights. But can he stand up to the onslaught of greasy food and drunk guys with beads?

RETURNED AT LAST After a ridiculous amount of waiting, citizens of the United States were pleased to discover that Rocco's Website O' Insanity was finally updated in August. The patient fans gave a hearty "good form" at the event, in which insanity aficionados were quick to give their opinions on the matter. "I thought for certain the site was done for good. I just left the site running on the screen and stared at it. Waited for something to happen. Sure enough, only six or so months later, the man came back. Gotta tell ya, I must've giggled like a wiggly colt. I'd never felt so rewarded for six months of waiting. Well, other than that one time I ripped one in a Vlasic jar on Christmas and opened it back up 'round Vets' Day. Whoo-whee, happy birthday America." Regardless of where he is, cryptic email messages from Rocco, when decoded, reveal that more cool stuff is on the way. He even went as far as sending his sources two cool desktop wallpapers to jazz up their PC. Rocco's last known photograph Could this be a sign of things to come? Could "chaos" be far behind? Do you smell fire? Will Rocco bring more good tidings, or will outside forces reign supreme? Seriously, do you smell fire? I do, I swear, I think someone's cooking one of those microwave pizzas in the oven with the plastic still on it, OMG. TO BE CONTINUED... A shroud of mystery, however, still surrounds the commotion. Where is Rocco now, and why hadn't we heard anything from him for so long? Some sources say he's currently busy preparing for a performance in CCT's "Annie Get Your Gun," playing from August 15-31 in San Diego. Others say he has taken his laptop and fled for the mountains where he does all his work in a guano-filled cave. To the right is an artist's rendering of what Rocco might look like now, taken into account the time that's passed, the radiation eminated from the computer, and the amount of guano he's eaten.