A visitor‽ Welcome! You have stumbled upon a snapshot of the weird and wonderful world of a few ASMSnauts circa 2011-2012. The owners of this site have decided to keep it up in read-only mode as fascinating, hilarious, and often embarrassing memento of those times.

While this site hardly concerned itself with being being an accurate depiction of reality even at the time, by now everything on this site is wildly out of date. The views, opinions, and vast amount of ingrouping expressed here was the product of bunch of then adolescent high schoolers and should in no way be considered reflective of their respective authors views, either then or now.

Should you have any concerns (or just want to chat) please contact Callum.