Edible Anus

One of the coolest things I did in college was make chocolate vaginas. Seriously. I then peddled said vaginas to unsuspecting frat guys in the middle of campus with my fab feminist compatriots as we raised money for our yearly production of The Vagina Monologues. (The look on those dudes' faces when we asked them if they wanted to buy a vag to eat during their next class? Priceless.)

But while I can totes appreciate a sex organ confectionary—especially in the name of raising moolah to combat domestic violence—I have to say that I'm a tad disturbed by the idea of actually eating one. Maybe I am a total weirdo but chomping on an edible vag kinda makes my own hoo-ha hurt—they're just a littletoo realistic.

(Chocolate boobs, however, are a bit less creepy. Kind of.)

Though, chocolate vaginas and breasts pale in comparison to a line of, yes, chocolate anuses that have been getting a lot of attention today. (Let's just say that they've been the butt of many jokes. Bahahaha!)

Founded in Great Britain, Edible Anus makes—what else?—edible anuses that were apparently created after taking a mold of a real woman's starfish. (You gotta wonder what the application process for that gig was like...or, maybe, don't.)

According to their site, these are not just delectable Belgian chocolates—they are delectable Belgian chocolates that can change the world. "The anus range can dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class and sexual orientation," the company proclaims. Well, at least there's a good message behind (heh) them…but, seriously, if you're not a habitual, erm, tosser of salads, would you really want to put one in your mouth?

We don't think so.

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Photo: via Edible Anus

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