Everyone's least favourite fascist club has a new app. Now you can receive tales of Islamophobia, archived Daily Mail posts and "our country's going to the dogs" rhetoric straight to your smartphone.

Unlike the Britain First fan page on Facebook, critical comments and reviews can't be deleted.

As a result, the app - which seems geared towards getting people to spend money in its "Patriot Store" - currently has a 1.5 star rating (out of five) and has been completely bombarded by comedic/childish reviews.

Here are some of the best ones: