Got my card today, typical "lame" card that was made less boring. How she knew I like Explosions, especially those resulting in giant mushroom clouds. Who knows? All I know I really appreciated it, and my wife got a kick out of it too.

Inside Text: Hello [redacted]! My name is [redacted] (Greeting card exchange!!) (Reddit!)

I hope you have a lovely holiday this year. This season always flies by and in no time you fin yourself counting down its last seconds before a new year begins. I got these lame cards from where I work (employee discount hollaaa) so I tried to make the front less boring.

Best wishes, [redacted]

Card Text: Wishing you the every joy this holiday season.