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Aside from the perfect spelling, obviously.

This is from the end of an episode where Mulder finds killer cockroaches and helps blow up an entire building. After spending hundreds of dollars on travel and food expenses, Mulder's official FBI report reads:

"The development of our cerebral cortex has been the greatest achievement of the evolutionary process. Big deal. While allowing us the thrills of intellect and the pangs of self-consciousness, it is all too often overruled by our inner instinctive brain -- the one that tells us to react, not reflect, to run rather than ruminate. Maybe we have gone as far as we can go, and the next advance -- whatever that may be -- will be made by beings we create ourselves using our own technology. Life-forms we can design and program not to be ultimately governed and constricted by the rules of survival."

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Jesus Christ. Look, I love this show -- but in terms of both square footage and the amount they'd save in public safety settlements, Mulder's basement office is worth way more to the FBI as an actual basement.

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