Saying I like "Mad Men" would be like saying I like beer: Polite, but not quite accurate. Since watching Seasons 1 and 2 via Netflix, I have become obsessed with the story, the characters and the lifestyle portrayed.

On "Mad Men," the women wear heels, pearls, chic dresses, red lipstick and sport elaborate updos. The men wear slick suits and rock even slicker hair. All smoke prodigiously - Luckies, mostly. Classic American cars rule the road and no office lunch is complete without at least one stiff drink.Season 3 premiered Sunday (check out Alan Sepinwall's recap and all of his coverage of the previous seasons), and it got me thinking about some things from "Mad Men" I wish would make a comeback. Check my list and then add yours below:

1. Fedoras: If you want to seal the deal like Don Draper, you've got to dress the part, fellas.

2. Bullet bras: When Madonna wore them, I cringed. When Joan does, they make sense. And who wouldn't want to strut around the office looking like Joan? Then again, the men wouldn't get much done.

3. Curvaceous women as hot women: See also: Joan. She oozes confidence and uses her full figure as a weapon in the office. Women fear her, men want her. I want to see more women like her on TV and in real life.

4. Liquor as an office supply: At Sterling Cooper, it runs out faster than pencils and paper clips. Who needs budgets or fancy mock-ups to seal that new account? Bourbon is the best closer in the business. Just beware of pulling a Rumson! (Look it up.)

5. Typewriters: Remember when one mistake at 80 words a minute meant disaster? We want them back for office meltdown potential alone.

6. Pitch meetings without PowerPoint: Poster board, finger sandwiches and Bloody Marys are far more inspiring, don't you think? Let's save the bullets for the bras.

7. Two-hour lunches: While I love scarfing down a sandwich at my desk, I could be persuaded to take leisurely lunches at the Carlysle.

That's my "Mad Men"-inspired comeback wish list. Post yours below. We'll highlight the best in The List Tuesday.



Thanks to Amy Casey and Justin Ellis for their ideas!