The American people need a President who eats a huge pizza every morning and then no other meals because he gets all his nutrition at once. If we are supposed to trust you with our liberty, we need to know that you can scarf down an entire pepperoni pizza pie - and not one that says it's "large" but is actually just regular looking. We're talking a big 18-inch pepperoni pizza pie, a CLASSIC looking one, like the real version of pizza clip-art. The pizza can be from a pizza place of your choosing but cannot be smaller than 18 inches. If you need to drink something while you are eating you can have either water or Pepsi products. You have to film yourself eating the whole thing so we know you really did it and at the end you have to say "mama mia, that pizza was quite a treat-za!" If you do not do this I will be forced to tell my fellow youths that you are not fit to be our nation's leader.