My gift was late. And I couldn't be happier about it. It was late because it was handmade with me in mind every stitch of the way. Inspired by my Pinterest pages, my best Santa ever set about creating a bag made up of patches of some of my favorite things. Doctor Who, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Firefly, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, to name a few. I love you Santa. You made a beautiful bag for me, just me. You put a LOT of time and love into this and I love it. I'm just so white girl right now I can't even.

Bonus: it comes with its own "anti theft device." Because I was robbed just before I signed up and mentioned it in my bio.

Even awesomer bonus: yesterday was Talk Like A Pirate day, I spent the afternoon sharing my favorite pirate jokes with Facebook. And then spent today dressed as a pretty pink pirate at a Ren Fest. There's a bad pirate joke on the back of the letter. Oh my god do you get me.

Thank you so very, very much. This bag is going everywhere with me. It's just perfect. Thank you.