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I get a lot of weird looks at the gym. Dammit gym people, I’m not there BECAUSE I look good. I go there because I WANT to look good

I went to a packed restaurant for a trivia night and had to sit on flimsy folding chairs so I practically sat in a squat all night so that the chair wouldn’t break. I can never just flop down on furniture. I have to land delicately like a bird to see if it can support my weight.