Before I get into the ranking, a few thoughts on this whole experience.

I spent about $270 to try the whole menu. Andrew LaSane

This process took me nearly a month, and I ended up spending over $270 to try every item, which isn't too bad considering how much I ate.

Not counting beverages and extras like packaged apple slices, there were about 66 items listed at the McDonald's locations I visited in New York and New Jersey.

My plan of attack was to order between three and six items each visit, depending on what they were. Eating four big burgers at once is hardly ideal.

I took pictures of each item before tasting and used a spreadsheet on my phone to keep track of what I was eating and how I felt about its appearance, taste, and value.

And, yes, I have seen "Super Size Me" and, yes, I feel fine.

So let's kick off the ranking.