Glenn Beck took to his Facebook page this morning to announce the release of a new series of denim jeans and jackets from his 1791 clothing line and, in typical Beck fashion, he managed to do so in pretty much the most sanctimonious and self-aggrandizing way imaginable.

Beck explained that whenever he used to go shopping with his daughters, they could never find clothes that fit them properly and, as a result, he “vowed if I ever had a chance I would start a fashion line that was cool, hip, and great quality that would come in sizes that would fit.”

Now that day has come and Beck is finally able to help the women of the world realize their “fundamental God given rights” to “feel pretty” and it is all thanks to “the power of a dads [sic] love for his daughter”:

Today I make good on that promise. 1791 is proud to announce our new line of women’s Denim. We begin with denim jacket and jeans. They were designed for and tested on all the girls in my life. It has taken us almost two years to get the design just right. I am proud that finally I can rest knowing any dad who feels the way I do about the most beautiful girl ever born, my daughter, will be able to feel that way when she slips into her favorite jeans, blouse and jacket. My wife who is a little more like the current runway models and my daughter who is more classic both can wear and love their new 1791s. I kind of think it is one of those fundamental God given rights. To feel pretty. Because you are. As we grow so will our selection and sizes because it is time we celebrate real diversity. After all, God made us different colors, shapes and sizes. Please check out the beginning of our new line of women’s clothing at 1791.com and see what the power of a dads love for his daughter can build.

Unfortunately for Beck, his announcement is not quite being met with the chorus of accolades that he apparently expected, but rather comment after comment from fans wondering exactly how they are supposed to be able to afford his new $150 jeans: