The possibility that Donald J. Trump and Bernie Sanders could meet in a debate got us thinking. Creatively.

ANDERSON COOPER: Welcome to a CNN special presentation; I’m Anderson Cooper. Tonight, we have an unusual showdown: Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders. Mr. Trump, you won 12 consecutive coin-tosses backstage somehow, so you’ll have the chance to speak first.

DONALD J. TRUMP: Heads I win, tails you lose. I make deals, O.K.? [Mr. Sanders grimaces.]

Thank you, CNN, for having me and you’re welcome, CNN, for having me. We’re gonna make a little money here, O.K.? Some beautiful charities. So what is there to say? Bernie’s done great, right? He’s taking it to Crooked Hillary. Big crowds. Yuge. Second biggest, easy. I’m not gonna say who’s got the biggest. John Miller tells me it’s me. I’m not gonna say it.

COOPER: All right. Senator Sanders, your response.

BERNIE SANDERS: Thank you, Anderson, I’ll be blunt. To elect a demagogue, a BILLIONAIRE, who has had his hands ALL OVAH a corrupt Wall Street system that —