Because I am terrible at using my time wisely. Explanations in parenthesis for those that might not be self-explanatory:

Mounteblank ( Mountebank )



( ) Ammo-Kight ( Ammonite, who is presumably also a knight )



( ) Skelefrag ( Telefrag )



( ) Mx. Neutronic Bomb ( Gender-nonbinary version of Miss Atomic Bomb, which was a real beauty pageant before it was a Killers song BTW )



( ) Blaster Hand ( Master Hand from Super Smash Bros )



( ) Leadal Gear ( METAL GEAR? )



( ) Grenape

Pushmi-Shuutyu (The Pushmi Pullyu from Doctor Dolittle)



(The Pushmi Pullyu from Doctor Dolittle) Freddy Luger ( ONE, TWO, FREDDY’S COMIN FOR YOU! )



( ) Hammermaid ( Hammer of a gun + Mermaid )



( ) Baron Gunchausen ( Baron Munchausen, and yes this version would do the “riding a cannonball” thing )



( ) Aeromortar ( Aeromorph, because blame @dimetrodone​ )



( ) Tyrammosaurus Rex

Taserotops ( Taser + Tricerotops )



( ) Guon-Ti ( Yuan-Ti, plus the Guon Stones that appear as recurring items in the game )



( ) Frankenstein’s Mauser

Incubuss and Succubuss ( Incubus/Succubus+Blunderbuss )



( ) Moxon’s Blaster ( Moxon’s Master, from the Ambrose Bierce story of the same name )



( ) Exiguarmed ( The toungue-eating/fusing isopod Cymothoa exigua, which presumably is parasitizing a massive sentient gun )



( ) Knavepalm ( Knave + Napalm )



( ) Ammoleth ( Aboleths from D&D )



( ) Klobbezilla ( Godzilla + The Klobbe from the existing game, which itself is based on the infamously god-awful Klobb from Goldeneye )



( ) Rocket Maam ( Both a gender-swapped use of the naming convention/aesthetics of Mega Man bosses and the song, sung here by one of the greatest voices of our generation )



( ) RPGenius ( The “Genius” as in “Genius Locii,” Ie the spirit of a place, which fights you with JRPG tropes. Combined with rocket-propelled grenades )



( ) Wryvolver ( Wyvern+Revolver )



( ) Blasting Kappa ( Blasting Cap+ Kappa )



( ) Gunyip ( the Australian Bunyip )



( ) Zaratank ( Zaratan, which is one of those turtles that disguises itself as an island )



( ) Panzerg Rush ( Panzer Tank + Zerg Rush KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE! )



( ) Wild Weasel ( An actual IRL term for folks who go down ahead of other air missions to try and destroy anti-aircraft defenses pre-emptively, which also sounds like a boss monster )



( ) Gunberoo ( Gumberoo, a Fearsome Critter of the Lumberwoods that is a hairless, nigh bulletproof bear with a propensity to explode when exposed to fire )



( ) Sniperii ( Sniper + Peri, the winged morally-questionable fire-fairies from Persian mythology. And yes, it would probably end up as a Touhou homage )



( ) Airshrike ( Airstrike + Shrike; a roly-poly pudgy bird with feeding habits that call to mind Vlad the fucking Impaler )



( ) Pelicannon

Octoglock ( I’M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A- )



( ) Derrengel ( Derringer + Angel. Probably also would end up as an Evangelion homage )



( ) Bowgaboo ( Bugaboo, an old-timey term for Boogeyman. Would probably end up looking like a bow-and-arrow-themed version of what @bogleech calls Bugbears or an homage to Backbeard from GeGeGe No Kitaro )



( ) Slinger Man ( Slender Man + Gunslinger )



( ) Flamethrogre ( Why yes it would end up looking a lot like Shrek! )



( would ) Bombdongo ( BOY I CAN’T WAIT TO BOMB SOME- )



( ) Shell Priest ( Hell Priest, named after what Clive Barker kept calling Pinhead in The Scarlet Gospels; which was also the book where he killed him off for good )



( ) Flashboy ( The infamously broken Glitterboy from the game RIFTS + a muzzle-flash )



( ) Deagoyle ( Gargoyle + Deagle, a nickname for the infamous Desert Eagle )



( ) Bounceheel Betty ( Springheel Jack + The old “Bouncing Betty” type of bombs. And yes this boss would probably be a lady )



( ) Molotov Dreadbasket

Wave Mothman Gunsel ( Named after Mothman, the Wave Motion Gun from Space Battleship Yamato, and an old-timey term for gunner and one other thing )



( ) Trunkolt ( Colt-brand guns + Trunko, one of the weirdest aquatic cryptids ever )



( ) Tecksis ( Skeksis + technology. Presumably they would use lots of lasers/electrolasers/freeze-lasers/ect )



( ) Hangblam’s Tree ( Hangman’s tree)



( The Goblead King ( DANCE MAGIC DANCE! )



( ) Gyrionette ( Marionette + The infamous Gyrojet pistol that used rockets to propel its bullets )



( ) Slurphazord ( The old “slurpasaurs” which were real lizards portrayed as dinosaurs in films by adding frills and horns/spines, plus a Star Trek phaser and the Zords from Power Rangers )

( ) Warpurgisnacht ( The Black Sabbath song “War Pigs” mixed with the actual night-o-witches-meeting. And probably also a bit of Madoka too )



( ) A-Bomb-ination ( A-Bomb/Atomic Bomb + Abomination )



( ) Primerdial Ooze ( Gunpowder Primer + Primordial Ooze )



( ) Kaaliburn ( The demon responsible for the apocalyptic Kali-Yuga cycle in Hindu myth, whose name could be mistaken for the Goddess Kali [Analogous to the Gungeon figure of Kaliber] but apparently has nothing to do with her + Caliburn, the Sword In The Stone, keeping in mind the fact that swords are blasphemous in the Gungeon )



( ) SLAM-JAM ( An actual Cold War planned weapon that would have probably fucking killed everyone, combined with a bunch of B-Ball references because Barkley: Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden is the best thing Ever )



( ) Die Freiscutz ( One of the most underrated gun-related pieces of folklore ever, which Tom Waits even based a musical on! )



( ) Cfourcus ( C4 + Orcus; the Demon Lord )



( ) Ammonomicon Ex Mortar (The Ammonomicon you use, distorted in the same way the Necronomicon of Lovecraft was distored into the Necornomicon Ex Mortis in Evil Dead)



…I put way too much thought into this HIRE ME DODGE ROLL, I CAN DO GOOD WORK FOR YOU!



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