Yeah, yeah, those huge beautiful screens, cameras that will make you look like the next Kubrick and curved edges that make your hands tremble to touch them. We’ve all heard it: The iPhone 6 and the iPhone 6 Plus are the biggest—and best—iPhones yet.

Except what about those of us who can’t justify an upgrade or aren’t eligible for one right now? To those people, all of this sweet iPhone 6 talk sounds worse than a neighbor bragging about his new Tesla.

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