rating: 0 + x (insert warning here) Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe HGJHFGA Totally Safe ███ Apollyon Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be monitored for its presence in any and all international newspapers. If found it should be ignored the publisher is to be informed thrown into the vo○d and reprints will take place. If not found in time, SCP-XXXX could stop this madness possibly cause an XK-class scenario. If you are Level 4, see Addendum 1 for extra containment procedures. Description: SCP-XXXX is you an infohazardous advertisment that will happily kill you that randomly appears in various newspaper publications dating back to the dawn of time 19█0. It appears to read [DATA CORRUPTED - CONTACT O5 IMMEDIATEDLY] and if you a sapient being views it, henceforth referred to as you Subject, the next page they will turn to in the publication will be a way to escape this hell mysterious piece of writing comprised of you whatever language the reader happens to be most fluent in along with [DATA CORRUPTED - CONTACT O5 IMMEDIATEDLY] randomly replacing letters, words and even sentences. If subject views this writing, henceforth referred to as death SCP-XXXX-1 will cause Subject to enter the new world, over the course of around four hours, be slowly compressed into a cube measuring 1 nanometer on each side. During the 'fslsjal@jkhgdfjkhg@~~L;##### they will go on about me an entity known as "me" The God Of Everything. No connection to SCP-343 been established as he g@:L»>tttt me stuck here but investigation should stop is ongoing. SCP-343 is to be questioned on [DATA CORRUPTED - STOP THIS PAIN]. [W.I.P. Bet you can't guess what on earth this really is. I do plan to add newer crosslinks.] Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a 6.5m3 containment chamber with the adequate items for proper testing of SCP-XXXX, which mostly consist of home appliances. SCP-XXXX is not to be used by any personnel above Class-C designation, and personnel interacting with SCP-XXXX are to be debriefed after usage. [Edit █/5/1█] After the results of Test C-4, any computer running an operating system other than a version of macOS is forbidden to enter SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. Any personnel ignoring this rule are to be demoted by one level. Description: SCP-XXXX is an Apple iMac personal computer dated to 1999 running macOS 9.0. The internal components of SCP-XXXX are near identical to other 1999 iMac computers, aside from various biological components, such as a brain identical to those found in a Homo sapien. SCP-XXXX is capable of accessing the internet through the Netscape Navigator and Internet Explorer browsers installed on the machine, though this is restricted for security reasons and only permitted during O5-approved tests. SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties manifest when the computer is first used by a Homo sapien, henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. After bootup, the computer will run a program labeled as "ohhi". The "ohhi" program will greet SCP-XXXX-1 in a gender neutral text to speech voice after running, and will attempt to guide SCP-XXXX-1 through the operating system, describing the functions of it in high detail. If the computer is powered off, either through unplugging the power cord or using the on/off switch located on the front of the computer, SCP-XXXX will remain active and affect home appliances around itself. Tests involving different objects are provided in this article. Addendum: Testing is to be arranged in "blocks" which are each given a letter. Each block contains around 4 tests. + Tests A-1 - A-4 - Tests A-1 - A-4 wip wip

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid-α Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored on Anomalous File Storage Server 09 at Site-████ in its original .mov format. The contents are to not be viewed unless under permission from at least two Level 4-XXXX researchers and only by Class C personnel and below. In case of unpermitted viewing of SCP-XXXX, the viewer of SCP-XXXX will be put in Class E, and their sleep patterns will be heavily monitored. If the Class E survives 7 days infected with SCP-XXXX-1, they will be debriefed and returned to duty. Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous .mov file titled "sleep.mov", around 7:21 in length. The file appears to be compatible with any video player capable of non QuickTime .mov files, and according to most file explorers is dated to █/7/2013. The video contained in the file consists of a sleeping avatar of the person who last viewed the file, with the possibilty of various other events occuring in the Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must not be played in any NTSC VHS player unless under the explicit permission of at least 1 O5 personnel, and even under said circumstances is to be heavily monitored. No personnel with Class C permission or above are to directly view SCP-XXXX, and Class D personnel who have recently viewed the tape are to be immediately given Class B amnestics. Unless under testing, SCP-XXXX is to be stored in Anomalous Item Locker 45-B at Site-███ with a Level 3 keycard lock. Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a black VHS tape with some minor scratches on the casing titled on a Post-It-Note stuck onto the tape as "Percy Holden-Smith's Guide To The Foundation, The Universe. And [REDACTED]". Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

rating: 0 + x WARNING This file contains information restricted to Level 3-XXXX and above. If you are viewing this article without proper clearance, exit or be subjected to lethal cognitohazard. + Level 3-XXXX and above only. If clearance is below said level, lethal cognitohazard will be deployed - Cognitohazard deployed. Heart rate detected to be above 0. You may access your desired file. {$caption} Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is, as of yet, uncontainable en masse. All civilians are to be monitored for signs of SCP-XXXX under the cooperation of local governments. If SCP-XXXX begins to manifest within any civilian currently being monitored, they will be given a prescription of Class A amnestics in pill form. The label of the bottle containing said pills is designed to be antimemetic to avoid any possible security breaches. If the affected refuses to take the pills, a member of MTF-Omicron-17 "An Apple A Day" in typical doctor's clothing is to arrive at his/her door to inform them that not taking the pills will lead to extreme fever. If the affected still refuses, termination under the guise of a house fire may be performed to avoid a security breach. In case of this failing, it will be up to the O5s to decide what to do with the new staff. Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous condition affecting the human brain, which causes the affected to believe they are part of the SCP Foundation. SCP-XXXX manifests mainly in individuals with Type O blood , though individuals with other blood types have been known sufferers, with RH negative blood being the least common, only appearing in █% of sufferers. SCP-XXXX first began to manifest after the New York Incident, where [DATA EXPUNGED] caused an immense breakdown of the fifth dimension. It is theorized that SCP-XXXX is the merging of realities, and those infected are merging with a parallel version of themselves which joined the Foundation . Due to measured distortion in the fabric of reality (which has been disguised to the public as gravitational waves), this theory is generally accepted. SCP-XXXX. as a result is completely random, with Level 0 clerical staff to Level 4 MTF Commanders appearing due to SCP-XXXX activity. Despite SCP-XXXX being a distortion of spacetime, Class A amnestics can prevent the person from gaining memories from the merging universe. The SCP-XXXX condition "evolves" over around 30 days before the teleportation of the affected to the nearest regular Site or Area due to the full merger of an alternate universe where the affected was a member of the Foundation. 1 day: No behavioral changes

2 days: A minority of conversations begin to revolve around redacted information.

5 days: More conversations begin to revolve around redacted information: behavioral changes start.

7 days: Behavioural changes are more major, but Subject will still refer to themselves as working for their current job.

14 days: Subject believes they are working for the Foundation, and may wake up in Foundation garb.

21 days: Behaviour is entirely based on a parallel version of Subject which joined the SCP Foundation.

30 days: Subject teleports to the nearest regular Site or Area with a fabricated history involving anomalous items, as described in Description. Addendum 1: After a debate and over █00 reported cases of SCP-XXXX fully evolving, the O5 council has decided that all teleported individuals are to be put under standard hiring protocol for the Foundation. If they pass the protocol, they will be sent to their post they had when they were teleported.

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: None Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX, despite the claims of Junior Researcher Daniel, does not exist, and has never existed. J.R Daniel has been demoted to Class E and is to be given Class F amnestics if his ramblings manifest once more. No personnel are to believe any information about SCP-XXXX from J.R Daniel until he is cleared of his delusion. Description: SCP-XXXX does not exist, despite Junior Researcher Daniel claiming otherwise. The SCP-XXXX slot has never been used by any anomaly, and is as of now locked until Junior Researcher Daniel refutes his claim on the existence of an anomaly occupying said slot. Junior Researcher Daniel has claimed that SCP-XXXX is a potent antimeme, but no evidence of any anomaly occupying the SCP-XXXX slot at any point in time has come forward, as other antimemes such as SCP-055 leave more evidence that they are occupying their respective slots. Addendum 1: The following are notes recovered from Junior Researcher Daniel's former office. + Note 1 - Close Note 1 Will they ever believe me? I swear, SCP-XXXX DOES exist, and it IS dangerous. Are they lunatics or am I resistant to some anti-memetic effect, as my assistance with the containment of SCP-055 has led me to theorize? Did they pull a deus ex machina with some amnestics? Whatever it is I WILL find out, and I WILL show the whole Foundation, to disprove their idiotic masquerade! + Note 2 - Close Note 2 It is coming, I KNOW IT IS. You deniers are dooming yourself to the return! I swear, if nobody else fights, I WILL. I may just be a lowly Junior Researcher, but I WILL fight it. + Note 3 - Close Note 3 stop denying + Image file found on J.R Daniel's office computer - Hide image File found on Junior Researcher Daniel's office computer. When questioned, Junior Researcher Daniel stated that it was SCP-XXXX. Addendum 2: J.R Daniel took his own life on [REDACTED] by using a firearm stolen from a security guard monitoring the Class E cells to shoot himself in the face. SCP-XXXX has, however not been opened as the O5 Council has decided that the SCP-XXXX slot is to be reserved for records of the incidents involving Junior Researcher Daniel. Addendum 3: + O5 CLASSIFIED - O5 CLASSIFIED The following is a note found in Junior Researcher Daniel's Class E cell after his self-inflicted death. Humanity has always wondered if there are other universes. Well, there is. I was in fact from one of them. Here's my tale, the tale of the Man Who Remembered. I was born in Universe 10^32^4 with an anomalous brain: I could literally remember everything and there was infinite storage in my brain (Puny humans of your world with a few petabytes of space). Nobody told, as the Foundation was likely to catch me and my mother knew that. I decided to get a job at the Foundation, where they found out about my anomalous properties. Instead of me being an SCP, I was hired for my infinite memory, which could be useful for antimemetics research.. I quickly rose through the ranks until I became a Level 4 Senior Researcher. All was well until It, aka SCP-XXXX arrived. It was a ZK causing anomaly, it had destroyed many universes before. I had to escape. You know SCP-1437? We had that in our universe too. The site I worked at was built around it. When the stars went out and everything started disintegrating, I jumped. Normally I'd die but It could not let me. It was following me, even as I rejoined the alternate Foundation. Suddenly, everybody was lying about the fact that SCP-XXXX "does not exist" when in reality this universe was next. It ended the world, but something happened. Everybody forgot about It again, but I did not. They have always denied, and they will always push the reset button. I know I may be snobby, but I guess I know too much. You know what, I'm done. Goodbye, wretched multiverse. Addendum 4: + O5 CLASSIFIED - PROPER CLEARANCE DETECTED: CLICK TO CLOSE All of what you have read above is a lie. A diversion. A scam. A hoax. SCP-XXXX does exist, and it has ended the world more times than you think. It was an entity coming from across the stars that nobody could stop. All those times we have used our highly classified Ennui Protocol to prevent SCP-XXXX from gaining power. We used SCP-2000. We've done this so many times it's impossible to count anymore. Junior Researcher Daniel was never meant to know about SCP-XXXX, but as he is resistant to Class F amnestics, so too does he seem to be immune to the Ennui Protocol. We hired him without knowing of this, of course, but the truth is, Mr. Daniel WAS right. SCP-XXXX does exist. We shouldn't know, because it gets more powerful the more people know about it, but some of us need to. O5-11

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Threat Level: Blue Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a Level 2 safe at Site-73. To test SCP-XXXX, personnel must have Level 2+ clearance and have permission from at least one Level 4 personnel. Shapes created with SCP-XXXX are to be erased with a standard pencil eraser after testing unless they display properties worth further testing. Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a four dimensional HB graphite pencil weighing 0.5 grams with a length of around 19 cm. Aside from its extradimensional nature, the pencil does not display any external anomalies. When a two dimensional shape is drawn with SCP-XXXX, its three dimensional analouge will manifest above the paper used to draw said shape. If a straight line or pair of points is drawn instead, a circle or square will appear on the piece of paper, and a representation of a shape with 3 or more dimensions will produce an extradimensional object upon being drawn. Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in its iron testing chamber at Site-1█ for easy access during testing. Tests can only be led by research staff of at least Level 3 clearance, though they may be accompanied by Level 2 staff if needs be. SCP-XXXX must be closed after each test to avoid the conversion of surrounding materials into instances of SCP-XXXX-1. All SCP-XXXX-1 instances are to be destroyed if possible after each test unless they display properties worth study. Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a 1003 page [REDACTED] brand DIY instruction book with an area of 80 cm^2. Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

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[[tab REVISION 1: LEVEL 2 CLEARANCE REQUIRED]] Warning: Please input security password /input password "plighaeal" Clearance accepted. You may access your desired file. Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be passed along a specific group of D Class personnel for study purposes. These personnel are to be stored in a small containment cell with a single bed for study purposes. A window will be located near the main chamber, surrounded by a soundproofed secondary chamber. Class D assigned to SCP-XXXX are trained to not speak after interviewing the current SCP-XXXX-1 for informational purposes and are to communicate via a sheet of paper and a standard pencil. Interviewees are to be amnesticized after giving a transcript of the interview to avoid accidental spread of SCP-XXXX. Any SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instances manifesting in the real world are to be shot on sight. Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a dream affecting subjects henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 involving a location henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-Prime, that has the anomalous ability to spread itself by SCP-XXXX-1 instances communicating with other Homo sapiens, which are then also referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. The events leading up to SCP-XXXX-1 reaching SCP-XXXX-Prime in SCP-XXXX vary from subject to subject, but SCP-XXXX most often involves SCP-XXXX-1 waking up in SCP-XXXX-Prime. SCP-XXXX-Prime appears to be an idefinitely expanding marshy area in a perpetual state of winter. Though virtually identical to a classified location in Western Ukraine, no events present in SCP-XXXX seem to occur in said location. SCP-XXXX-Prime is also inhabited by entities known as SCP-XXXX-Prime-1. SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 are, as described by SCP-XXXX-1 instances, 3 meter tall jet black humanoids with a low muscular density. They have not been described as having faces, yet are said to be capable of screaming. When an SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instance touches SCP-XXXX-1 within SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1 will [DATA EXPUNGED], with a survival rate of 0%. However, if SCP-XXXX-1 avoids falling asleep intentionally either through drugs or anomalies, they will slowly transform into an SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instance within five days of SCP-XXXX infection unless they decide to sleep. These physical instance will also [DATA EXPUNGED] anybody they touch, yet can be killed with standard firearms. Addendum: An interview with an SCP-XXXX-1 instance is located below this text. Interviewed: D-10000, convict of terrorism. Interviewer: D-1027, convict of massacre. Foreword: The purpose of this interview is to find information on the nature of SCP-XXXX-Prime. <Begin Log, 9/9/200█, 15:01> Interviewer: Is there any location that SCP-XXXX-Prime appears to be like? Person: Oh yes. This place called [REDACTED] in Western Ukraine, yeah, it seems like that place.

Interviewer: Are there any other lifeforms in SCP-XXXX-Prime?

Person: There's these jet black, 3 meter tall no-faced humanoids. They fucking creep me out. I don't go near them. Interviewer: Do they make any sounds whatsoever?

Person: They are certainly good at screaming, I tell you. I fucking hate that noise. <End Log, 9/9/200█, 15:04> Closing Statement: D-10000 was given Class F amnestics after the interview along with D-1027. Entities described in the interview are to be described as SCP-XXXX-Prime-1.

Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Ever since the Milan Incident, SCP-XXXX is almost entirely uncontained, yet is mostly restricted to Site-██, which is to serve as a temporary containment area until a more permanent solution can be found. In the meantime, Site-██ is to be protected by a MTF-Alpha-01 heavy weapons squadron armed with explosive weaponry to prevent anyone from entering Site-██. In case of SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instances escaping from Site-██, reinforcements are to arrive, and if said reinforcements fail, nuclear weapons will be dropped on Site-██ to destroy SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instances. As of late, SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instances exiting the area are to be bombed with nuclear weapons. Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a dream affecting subjects henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 involving a location henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-Prime, that has the anomalous ability to spread itself by SCP-XXXX-1 instances communicating with other Homo sapiens, which are then also referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. The events leading up to SCP-XXXX-1 reaching SCP-XXXX-Prime in SCP-XXXX vary from subject to subject, but SCP-XXXX most often involves SCP-XXXX-1 waking up in SCP-XXXX-Prime. SCP-XXXX-Prime appears to be an idefinitely expanding marshy area in a perpetual state of winter. Though virtually identical to a classified location in Western Ukraine, no events present in SCP-XXXX seem to occur in said location. SCP-XXXX-Prime is also inhabited by entities known as SCP-XXXX-Prime-1. SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 are, as first described by SCP-XXXX-1 instances, 3 meter tall jet black humanoids with a low muscular density. They have not been described as having faces, yet are said to be capable of screaming. When an SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instance touches SCP-XXXX-1 within SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1 will [DATA EXPUNGED], with a survival rate of 0%. However, if SCP-XXXX-1 avoids falling asleep intentionally either through drugs or anomalies, they will slowly transform into an SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instance within five days of SCP-XXXX infection unless they decide to sleep. These physical instance will also [DATA EXPUNGED] anybody they touch, —yet can be killed with standard firearms.- SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instances grow in size, durability and strength for each new instance of SCP-XXXX-1. As of 201█, SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instances measure 50 meters in height and are able to destroy metal easily, and can no longer be killed with firearms, with even explosives failing in some cases. SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instances now tower over Site-██, and containing them is proving to be costly. Addendum 1: An interview with an SCP-XXXX-1 instance is located below this text. Interviewed: D-10000, convict of terrorism. Interviewer: D-1027, convict of massacre. Foreword: The purpose of this interview is to find information on the nature of SCP-XXXX-Prime. <Begin Log, 9/9/200█, 15:01> Interviewer: Is there any location that SCP-XXXX-Prime appears to be like? Person: Oh yes. This place called [REDACTED] in Western Ukraine, yeah, it seems like that place.

Interviewer: Are there any other lifeforms in SCP-XXXX-Prime?

Person: There's these jet black, 3 meter tall no-faced humanoids. They fucking creep me out. I don't go near them. Interviewer: Do they make any sounds whatsoever?

Person: They are certainly good at screaming, I tell you. I fucking hate that noise. <End Log, 9/9/200█, 15:04> Closing Statement: D-10000 was given Class F amnestics after the interview along with D-1027. Entities described in the interview are to be described as SCP-XXXX-Prime-1. Addendum 2: As of [REDACTED], SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 instances have started moving out of Site-██ and appear to be heading towards the Italian Alps for reasons unknown. SCP-XXXX has affected enough individuals as of late to make SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 grow to 423 m in height. The MTF-Alpha-01 platoon sent to guard Site-██ has been evacuted along with remaining Site-██ staff and various anomalous objects contained in Site-██. We failed, gentlemen. SCP-XXXX-Prime-1 is uncontained. They're heading to the alps probably to set up a beacon of sorts there to spread SCP-XXXX across the whole Earth, really high mountains so that's what I think. All we can do is stop the construction of the beacons.

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rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored 100 metres underground in a tungsten reinforced biological containment chamber, and is to be showered in HCl gas constantly to avoid its spread. In the case of a containment breach, emergency gas is to be released into a secondary chamber located before the primary chamber, and nuclear warheads may be used on Area-███ if even that fails. If anomalous flora manifest around Area-███, the primary and secondary chambers are to be checked for cracks immediately. The main ventilation system should not be built anywhere near SCP-XXXX's container, and Area-███ is to not contain any other anomalies in case of SCP-XXXX-A instances capable of containment breaches manifesting. Area-███ is to be guarded by a 400 person MTF battalion from all sides, with all civillian flights and transport routes being diverted from the area. Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description] Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX, as of now is stored in this document, which is to be shortened to prevent the spread of SCP-XXXX. Description: SCP-XXXX is a infohazardous phenomenon first manifesting in Database Slot XXXX. Depending on the length of the article in the slot, it will spread quicker, causing anomalies described in neighbouring slots to vanish. Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Threat Level: ● Red Special Containment Procedures: D-████ has been assigned as the current SCP-XXXX-1 ever since the discovery of SCP-XXXX on [REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX-1-████'s cell has been intergrated into SCP-XXXX's chamber, and he is to read SCP-XXXX every 4 hours to prevent SCP-XXXX-2 manifestation. In the case of SCP-XXXX-2 manifestation, SCP-XXXX-1-████ is to read SCP-XXXX multiple times until manifestations cease. No other personnel may come into either indirect or direct contact with SCP-XXXX at all. In case of SCP-XXXX-1-████ reaching old age, SCP-963-2 has been approved as a way to transfer D-████'s consience to another individual to continue SCP-XXXX containment. Further information on SCP-963-2 is classified Level 5.