It's the oldest story in the book: Person Who Hates Women Can't Figure Out Why He Can't Get a Date With a Woman. But this one has a twist!


A blog called Government Gets Girlfriends — written by and for "Incel" (involuntarily celibate) men who suffer from social anxiety — suggests a rather Orwellian solution to the problem of these dudes not getting laid: use hard-earned American tax dollars to pay women to go out with them. So... insurance-covered hookers.

Government should offer women money to go on blind dates. These women would freely apply for such a program, as would incel men. Every woman would have a limit of 30 dates. If she doesn’t find a suitable partner during those 30 days she will be fired to prevent scammers – however, she would be paid the full sum, as would a woman who finds a partner during one of these 30 dates. Using this program, many involuntary celibate men would get their first date or improve their chances of finding a partner.


The man who runs the blog — "a fucked-up kid from somewhere in Europe" — has clinical depression and identifies as a former incel. However, this isn't really the root of his problem. I'll give you one hint: he denies being a MRA, but one of his posts is titled "Hello, Angry SJW Feminists" and another one is "A word on Tumblr feminist invasion." Hello, chip on your shoulder.

Of course you need to pay women to date you; nobody would sit through your misogynistic rants over tapas for free. The only alternative is to assemble a woman-shaped thing out of Goretex and a Fisher-Price boombox that you can rant about the feminists at.

Third-wave feminism, starting in the 1980s is postmodernist denial of human nature and establishment of the totalitarian feminist police state. While it is true that I called some women on Tumblr bitches, cunts and other names that has nothing to do with misogyny. [...]

Ohhh! Thanks for clarifying that, I was totally worried for a second.

Only advice one can get from a feminist is the advice all leftist morons give you- get therapy.


I gotta agree: Dude, get some therapy. One male commenter agrees:

Is…. Is this a joke?? I’m fat, pimply, out of shape, a WOW nerd and not to mention shy and even I can EASILY find women willing to have sex with me. (Yes, FOR FREE.) Some guys seem to believe that they’re entitled to any woman they want, at any time. Doesn’t work that way ... Try not being a self-centered jerk.


'Government Should Pay Women To Date Men With Social Anxiety, Says Man' [HuffPo]