[05:10] ME: But can he beat Daigo at at EVO?

[05:10] Rando 1: Saltybet Doomguy is S-tier

[05:10] Rando 1: yes

[05:11] Rando 2: If Woolie can't, no one can.

[05:11] ME: DAIGO WOULDN'T EVEN SHOW UP

[05:11] ME: Inb4 woolie is doomguy

[05:11] Rando 2: YES

[05:11] ME: Remember that time?

[05:11] Rando 2: YESYES

[05:11] Rando 1: Doomguy slowly removes his helmet.

[05:11] ME: When he killed that guy?

[05:11] Rando 1: and then it's Woolie

[05:11] Rando 2: Playing Football?

[05:12] ME: Hell is is renamed "M A D D E N T O W N"

[05:12] Rando 1: ~//M A D D E N T O W N//~

[05:12] Rando 1: a e s t h i c

[05:12] Rando 2: No, it's renamed to Grenada

[05:13] ME: But yes

[05:13] Rando 2: all WADs are canon

[05:13] ME: DG takes the helmet off, and the tendrils come out

[05:13] Rando 2: Fucking Capcom made Woolie into a fighter in SF V

[05:13] Rando 1: DG takes his helmet off and you hear Matt, Pat and Liam lose their shit

[05:14] ME: Woolie is in SSX

[05:14] ME: Just for the record.

[05:14] Rando 2: Prove that shit.

[05:14] ME: One sec.

[05:14] Rando 2: I'll buy SSX just for Woolie.

[05:14] Rando 1: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/square_small/0/3247/1811594-moby306x561.jpg

[05:14] Rando 1: here

[05:14] Rando 1: it's Woolie

[05:14] Rando 2: FUCK

[05:14] Rando 2: I'M BUYIN' SSX THEN

[05:15] ME: (It's pretty good on it's own.)

[05:15] Rando 2: I really love this video.

[05:15] Rando 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggr58aycJHQ

[05:15] Rando 3: wait SSX?

[05:16] Rando 2: Yes

[05:16] Rando 1: Woolie is in SSX

[05:16] Rando 2: Also, I really hope Necali has a alt skin that makes him look like Woolie.

[05:16] Lucky Ted trips his way through WEBSITE.

[05:16] Rando 1: and it's not just "generic black guy with dreads"

[05:16] Rando 1: it's straight up Woolie

[05:16] ME: Woolie DID get pulled aside for this

[05:16] ME: He's told the story

(Not sure if this is true)

[05:17] ME: Fuck me though, can't find it.

[05:17] Rando 2: Does he turn down 2 bisexual girls for a threesome to shred some snow?

[05:17] Rando 2: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/square_small/0/3247/1811594-moby306x561.jpg

[05:17] ME: A B S O L U T E L Y

[05:17] Rando 2: P E R F E C T

[05:18] ME: Words will be INVENTED over how unsatisfied those two bisexual girls are.

[05:18] Rando 2: They couldn't become the queens to the Woolie Realm

[05:18] Rando 2: Woolie is on a totally different plane of existence

[05:18] Rando 2: Truly.

[05:19] ME is so tempted to post this on the subreddit without context.

[05:19] Rando 2: Do it nerd

[05:19] Rando 2: you won't

[05:23] Rando 1: Daigo is the U L T I M A T E E N E M Y

[05:23] Rando 2: THE WORK OF AN ENEMY S T A N D

[05:24] Rando 1: 「S T A N D」

[05:24] Rando 2: Woolie and his 「S T A N D」 R A G E