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The internet went mad after Real Madrid uploaded a photo from their dressing room after their victory in El Clasico - mainly because it featured Cristiano Ronaldo in just his pants.

And while we have many questions that need answering about that photo, one individual genuinely was mad about it. Furious, in fact. Step forward Mr Oliver Kahn .

Speaking to German broadcaster ZDF, Kahn said, "Lately, I've been seeing more of Cristiano Ronaldo's six-pack than my own wife's breasts."

(Image: Dean Mouhtaropoulos)

What. A. Line. Suffice to say that Oliver Kahn is not impressed.

Now, we've never seen Mrs Kahn's breasts and we very much doubt you have either (if you're saying you have, we'll happily call you a liar. Unless it's you reading, Oliver, in which case we're very, very sorry and please don't come over and beat us up).

But we see where he's coming from on the whole Ronaldo showing off thing.

Take this picture, for example. There's no need to be topless and show us up for having a beer belly. He's sweating, it's clearly hot, so why not get an iced towel over you and put the air con on, Cristiano? For goodness sake, man.

(Image: Flynet)

And here - why is he showering outside? SURELY Ronaldo can afford a holiday which allows him the chance to shower indoors? You're just doing it for the sake of it.

(Image: FameFlynet.uk.com)

This. This we just have no words for. Well, other than "JUST PUT A BLOODY T-SHIRT ON!"

Let's hope for everyone's sake Cristiano starts wearing clothes soon...

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