At the Palais de Tokyo modern art museum in Paris the free exhibit was a room full of old tires, duct tape and art supplies. The public was encouraged to contribute, like Twitter whereby people have free reign to post their ideas a whole bunch of stupid nonsense was written. Thankfully I had family there to call out this pretentious claptrap:

In a perfect storm of interactive Paris art museum preening Daniel Dennett stands out as a storm shelter, full of provisions with nary a leak.

what up Slavoj Žižek?

Last Week’s Winner Of The Deepity Award



FOOD FOR THOUGHT: You can get from impatient to “I’m patient”…with just an apostrophe and a space — Rabbi Michoel Green (@rabbigreen) March 18, 2014



Soon at the DMV those take-a-number dispensers will also hand out punctuation pacifying millions each year. Thank you Rabbi Green, thank you so much for changing the world though the depth of your brilliant concepts. Truly a deserving recipient of this illustrious award.

This Week’s Deepity Award Nominees

“The reason I don’t play the lottery is the reason I can’t believe life doesn’t have a creator. I don’t have the blind faith of atheism.” — Jaclyn Glenn (@JaclynGlenn) July 26, 2014

Only thinking you are going to win the lottery is blind faith, the lottery does in fact exist. Your parents likely created you Jaclyn with their genitals, DNA test results do not need faith. “Blind faith” is redundant and atheism is the absence of it. The odds you have the correct religion are equal to the odds of winning a lottery you don’t play.

If you want to understand WHAT MAKES SCIENCE POSSIBLE, read the Bible. — Bristers Blister (@BristersBlister) July 13, 2014

“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12)



I would think the Bible would make Marie Currie’s scientific endeavors impossible, or at least impossible for us to learn from. The circumference of the earth was calculated, atoms were discovered and some guy invented a steam engine before the Bible was even written. I would assume evangelical Liberty University will be pumping out Nobel Prize winners after Nobel Prize winners any day now.

The Greenwald-obsessed Twitter leftists are Dostoevsky’s Demons, minus anything that makes them interesting from an aesthetic point-of-view. — Clifford (@BigRedDreck) July 25, 2014

Demons, or The Possessed is a shit novel by Dostoevsky about revolutionary democrats clashing against Imperialism in Russia and the conservative forces that support it. Glenn Greenwald exposing government overreach is apparently a bad thing and not as aesthetically pleasing as the characters described by one of the greatest writers ever. Congratulations Clifford, you read a book and stretched it to make a worthless comparison to modern times. HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK OVER HERE, CLIFFORD READ A BOOK. GOOD JOB CLIFFORD.



“The Czar-obsessed Twitter wingnuts are J.K Rowling’s Slytherin, minus anything that makes them interesting from an aesthetic point of view."



That means nothing and by the way the Dostoevsky’s "Demons” end up winning you fucking moron (although only temporarily).

I want to believe in God’s existence,because the moon looks same size as the sun.It is a miracle not an accident. — ジョシュボット (@joshu_bot) July 31, 2014

Let me know in the comments who the Deepity Volume 6 winner is.

Special thanks to @ThomasCameron4 for holding it down in Paris. Thank you for the help in hunting down deepities goes to:

@HaymanJacob

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