Bogan businessman Steve Montgomery has fallen into quite a bit of money since Google brought the rights to his meth lab slash car garage for a hefty 3 million dollars.

Gone are the days when they would buy there child Superstar one jumper cut the sleeves off and sow them together to save money on pants for school and Steve’s wife Alonya no longer using an empty wine bottle with 15 blow flies corked in as a vibrator.

Alonya had convinced Steve to take her and their child to the Greek city of Tripoli to visit her grandparents who had never seen their granddaughter Superstar. While there Alonya’s grandpa offed to take Steve and Aloyna in his mule drawn cart to see the sacred church of Saint Theodora as soon as he had finished hosing down the drive way.

Once there Steve looked nonplussed as he couldn’t understand what all the fuss was about “Its holy ‘cos there’s a fucking shrub sprouting out the roof? that’s bananas” he scoffed “I should invite the local priest around my joint to say some of those bloody marys while standing at me sacred mushrooms clenching his rosemary beads it’s bullshit, I’ve got mushrooms up to me ankle growing out me bloody bathroom mat. Wheres me bloody Vatican award?”