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Poop Skating

Please take a moment to step away from the computer, curse me loudly, knock back a shot (or eight) of whiskey, and generally collect yourself.

**brief pause**

OK. First let me say that when I got this, I emailed the submitter back to confirm the source of the photo. While waiting for a reply, I did a cursory search for the term “Poop Skating,” totally expecting a shitload of copies of this picture to instantly pop up. I was certain that it’s been floating around the internet since 1993 before Facebook even existed somehow. But, alas, I was wrong.

The person who posted this is a real life friend of the submitter. The picture was taken in 2009, but it’s no less disgusting now that it’s 2011. And yes, that is a child “skating” on diarrhea. I didn’t really edit it out because, well…how the hell would I have done that? The whole floor is a horrific mess. I haven’t seen a floor this repulsive since the bathrooms at the rest stop outside of York, PA.

(submitted by Anonymous)