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A prominent advocate for alternative medicines has today transitioned from a softcore pornographic Instagram bikini model to the coveted social media influenza.

A prominent advocate for alternative medicines has today transitioned from a softcore pornographic Instagram bikini model to the coveted social media influenza.

This comes after her social media following finally ticked over from the deep 9000s to the big five figures.

Posie Ringarosie (32) says her three-year campaign to create a social media following around her constitutional right to question modern medicine is something she didn’t plan for – but it must resonate with a lot of people, otherwise they wouldn’t be liking the photos of her sandalwood-scented relocated Queenslander-style cottage that her ex-husband had trucked in from the Darling downs.

Once home to the thriving timberlopping and dolphin mince industries of yesteryear, the Mid-To-North-North-NSW town of Lininwunsie has seen a rapid transformation over the last decade.

Pre-gentrification locals, of which there don’t seem to be many, say they aren’t sure whether it was the Pete-Murray-heavy music festivals of the early 2000s, or the fifth Hemsworth buying a house in the hinterland.

Modern industry in the region is now solely based around understated health and wellness retailers who sell tins of trendy herbal tea brands which have been discreetly mass manufactured by corporate soft drink companies.

That, as well as about 40 breakfast cafes, and of course the modern timberlopper – the social media celebrities.

While Posie admits she’s only a lightweight when it comes to wholesome instamummies, the fact that her five aryan children are unvaccinated gives her a bit more clout when she hits the main street with ‘her tribe’.

Despite the fact that the preventative medicinal practice known as vaccination is widely considered to be one of the most successful public health measures in history, one credited with saving hundreds of millions of lives worldwide – it appears that the universally implemented smallpox and polio immunisation programs were simply ill-prepared for the challenges of the modern era.

Namely, white girls with dreadlocks, a lot of free time, and access to Facebook.

However, Posie views her following as more of a spiritual network, as opposed to a community of entitled welfare recepients whose lives have been so easy that they had to create a conspiracy that the government was trying to give them autism.

“It’s just our way to share different ideas and suggestions when it comes to our kids health. We don’t want them clogging up hospitals with preventable illnesses”

“I can send you a few links if you like, actually just hit the link in my bio and it’ll take you to my online store. The best treatment for the flu is crushed rhino horn”