Being a fan will make you do crazy things, like vandalize a stranger's inflatable lawn decoration, go outside to confront someone vandalizing your inflatable lawn decoration, and stab a guy who came out to confront you for vandalizing his inflatable lawn decoration seven times.





Yeah, fandom is insane.

Dave Moschel, Stoughton Vikings fan stabbed last night over inflatable, says he's OK, all things considered. He has 7 stab wounds. #news3 pic.twitter.com/ime09bAjYl — Chris Gothner (@cgothner) October 10, 2016

​​A Stoughton, Wisconcsin man was stabbed seven times with a vandal's box cutter after he heard said vandal trying to take the air out of his Minnesota Vikings inflatable lawn decoration. 36-year-old Dave Moschel was watching football in his house on Sunday night when he heard the 21-year-old vandal destroying his private property and decided to take matters into his own hands.

Wisconsin-based Vikings fan says he was stabbed seven times over inflatable yard decoration: https://t.co/iK5aBMex1b pic.twitter.com/QOZHG69rio — Deadspin (@Deadspin) October 11, 2016

Despite being stabbed seven times, Moschel is making a nice recovery after receiving multiple stitches for his wounds. I'm sure it helps that his Vikings won on Sunday and are still undefeated.





The vandal, however, was arrested on suspicion of reckless endangerment and criminal damage to property.



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