Corporate Gibberish Generator™ Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com

Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.

(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.) Company Name:

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish: We will raise our ability to streamline without decrementing our power to exploit. At Reddit & Company, we have come to know how to maximize magnetically. We have proven we know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also scale iteravely. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to innovate ultra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If you revolutionize virally, you may have to upgrade super-robustly. We will optimize the term "wireless". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Without well-planned ROI metrics, markets are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will maximize our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can enable easily will (someday) be able to transform faithfully. The power to exploit virtually leads to the ability to upgrade magnetically. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Reddit & Company is the industry leader of collaborative, granular mindshare. We will e-enable the term "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be front-end, next-generation or to be affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for handling unplanned-for channels? Without appropriate end-to-end, world-class partnerships, CAD reports are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can productize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reintermediate easily. Without R&D reports, you will lack interfaces. We will amplify our capability to redefine without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We have come to know that it is better to deliver holistically than to incubate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. The aptitude to enable magnetically leads to the capacity to unleash vertically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C but our ability to mesh. We here at Reddit & Company realize that it is better to visualize micro-intra-globally than to generate intuitively. Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cross-platform action-items but our capability to disintermediate. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also synergize wirelessly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? At Reddit & Company, we think we know how to mesh vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and C++. Think back-end. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our capability to facilitate. Without appropriate next-generation all-hands meetings, web-readiness are forced to become synergistic. We will envisioneer the term "dynamic". Without relationships, you will lack branding. Without meticulously-planned networks, niches are forced to become open-source. We will transform the buzzword "user-defined". Without well-chosen web services, platforms are forced to become strategic. We will evolve the capacity of infrastructures to cultivate. If you monetize ultra-mega-robustly, you may have to optimize robustly. We have come to know that if you scale micro-nano-intuitively then you may also whiteboard iteravely. Have you ever had to maximize your reality-based feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Think next-generation, leading-edge. We will increase our capability to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also visualize globally. We will target the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar, enterprise". Think real-world. Think six-sigma. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually matrix revolutionary CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Reddit & Company has permanently altered the abstraction of power shifts. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? The power to streamline perfectly leads to the aptitude to aggregate virtually. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be holistic? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our supply-chains but our power to enable. We will multiply our ability to redefine without devaluing our power to upgrade. If you matrix transparently, you may have to cultivate robustly. We will widen our ability to generate without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. We here at Reddit & Company have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to implement intra-magnetically. We will leverage the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous". We have proven we know that if you drive dynamically then you may also monetize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Unix. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, platforms are forced to become transparent. Without preplanned subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become robust. We realize that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to optimize perfectly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also recontextualize dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our versioning but our capability to drive. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be sticky? The capability to incubate wirelessly leads to the capability to redefine micro-transparently. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to learn PNG? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not robust. Quick: do you have a robust, subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with new users? We realize that it is better to enable super-wirelessly than to streamline interactively. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The models factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "transparent, vertical" really mean? We have proven we know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also scale iteravely. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to innovate ultra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If you revolutionize virally, you may have to upgrade super-robustly. We will optimize the term "wireless". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Without well-planned ROI metrics, markets are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will maximize our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can enable easily will (someday) be able to transform faithfully. The power to exploit virtually leads to the ability to upgrade magnetically.We will e-enable the term "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be front-end, next-generation or to be affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for handling unplanned-for channels? Without appropriate end-to-end, world-class partnerships, CAD reports are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can productize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reintermediate easily. Without R&D reports, you will lack interfaces. We will amplify our capability to redefine without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We have come to know that it is better to deliver holistically than to incubate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. The aptitude to enable magnetically leads to the capacity to unleash vertically.Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cross-platform action-items but our capability to disintermediate. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also synergize wirelessly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly.Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and C++. Think back-end. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our capability to facilitate. Without appropriate next-generation all-hands meetings, web-readiness are forced to become synergistic. We will envisioneer the term "dynamic". Without relationships, you will lack branding. Without meticulously-planned networks, niches are forced to become open-source. We will transform the buzzword "user-defined". Without well-chosen web services, platforms are forced to become strategic. We will evolve the capacity of infrastructures to cultivate. If you monetize ultra-mega-robustly, you may have to optimize robustly.What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Think next-generation, leading-edge. We will increase our capability to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also visualize globally. We will target the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar, enterprise". Think real-world. Think six-sigma. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually matrix revolutionary CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? The power to streamline perfectly leads to the aptitude to aggregate virtually. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be holistic? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our supply-chains but our power to enable. We will multiply our ability to redefine without devaluing our power to upgrade. If you matrix transparently, you may have to cultivate robustly.We will leverage the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous". We have proven we know that if you drive dynamically then you may also monetize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Unix. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, platforms are forced to become transparent. Without preplanned subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become robust. We realize that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to optimize perfectly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also recontextualize dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our versioning but our capability to drive. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be sticky?What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not robust. Quick: do you have a robust, subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with new users? We realize that it is better to enable super-wirelessly than to streamline interactively. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The models factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "transparent, vertical" really mean? In association with Amazon.com