CZAR: I'd like to take a few moments before today's meeting to announce that like Chris Christie and Sarah Palin, I will also not be seeking the Republican nomination for President.



HOBO: I feel like I should announce that neither am I.

BEARD: I'm out too.

KLOWNUS: Not it!



HOBO: It's probably a bad sign that in this economy everyone needs a job, but nobody wants to be President.



