Why do they have to emphasize that it's on a stick?

The world may be in economical crisis, third world rulers have nuclear weapons ready to strike the US, the congo is still a warzone, there's a holy war with no end in sight and britney spears still makes records.

It's a scary world we live in and in some small way, I feel like this has helped me look a the world a little brighter.

Two chocolate covered bacon stripes on a stick and ice cold water for 3 bucks.

Whatever the case, I'll take a billion please :D