Artie Lange stormed the Conan stage last night and got a huge response from the audience. He talked about how times have changed dating-wise. You just can’t get a woman with cocaine anymore, but at least gluten free muffins are cheap and easy to find. Conan shared Artie Lange’s match.com photo, which he swears is real. So Epi Pens, or insulin shots– not helpful in match.com photos, but the Reese’s peanut butter cup got a lot of flirts.

Artie says he’s having a hard time in the dating world, because women just don’t have a sense of humor anymore. Ladies, you hear that? He’s available and who’s better than Artie?

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