I don't know about you, but The Office has helped me through some hard times. I have become very attached to some of the characters ... grown a small hatred for others. I quote The Office randomly in hopes that other people at work will recognize it ... and I find myself going back to watch more whenever I am feeling down. So, for all those out there that feel the same way about The Office as I do .... this one is for. I hope this makes you smile.

Young Dwight and Jim

Jim: "Awe, young Jim. So much that I want to warn you about ... and yet tragically, I can not."

The Fan Favourite

Dwight: Knock it off, okay? I am Interviewing you.

Jim: No, You said that I'd be conducting the interview.

Jim Continued: Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Dwight: *Gasp*

Season Two: Episode Twenty. "Drug Testing"

The Superman of Gotham City

Michael Scott: I am like Superman and the people who work here are like citizens of Gotham city.

Jim and Dwight: That's Batman.

Michael Scott: Okay, I'm Aquaman. Where does he live, guys?

Jim: The ocean.

Michael Scott: I work with a bunch of nerds.

Young Michael Scott and Young Todd Packer

Is that Creed at the far left? How long has he been working there? More importantly ... how old is he?

Secret Movie Notes

Michael Scott: Boner Bomb Starring Jason Statham ... or we go against type with an Eisenberg ... or Michael Cera.

Dwight: Movie Idea?

Michael Scott: NO!

One of Street View's Many Hidden Gems

Dwight: They don't warn you when the cameras are driving by.

PDA can be okay ... ?

Angela: Maybe I'm being overly sensitive ... but the PDA.

Oscar: Yes! The freaking PDA.

Darryl: Yeah, it's a little much ...

Kevin: I don't know, guys ... because it makes me horny.

Married to Your Best Friend

Pam: You can flirt with someone to get what you want and also be attracted to them.

Pam Continues: How do you think we got together?

Jim: 'cause I stopped by your desk like 15 times a day.

Pam: I was after your money.

Jim: Well, the joke was on you.

Pam: Yes, it was.

Threat Level Midnight

"I have finally completed my movie. After three years of writing, one year of shooting four years of re-shooting and two years of editing" - Michael Scott

I've fallen and I can't get up.

Michael Scott [pretending to be Phyllis]: What ... what are you talking about?

Eavesdropping

Erin: Um, Andy ... I am so happy to see you ... but I'm not coming back with you.

Young Guy: Why won't she go with him?

Old Lady: Maybe it's 'cause he's not that handsome.

#Relatable

[In reference to Pam's brain as she is trying to befriend the new boss]

Jim: It's like every there is a silence, you're brain's just like, [Unattractive Sobbing].

Draw me a map Momma!

Creed: Where did you get this stuff?

Meredith: Gerty's

Creed: Which aisle?

Meredith: I don't remember.

Creed: Well, draw me a map momma.

Hysterical Moment

Kelly and Erin: Shut down the machine! AHHH!

What have you done Jim?

His rein has just begun.

My Ass Belongs to These People

Andy: My heart belongs to music ... but my ass belongs to these people.

Just to clarify, he's talking about the tattoo on his ass. I realize how this sounds out of context.

In The Fridge!

Dwight: Jim, tell him where he can put his grapes.

Jim: In The Fridge!

Dwight: No, Jim. Up his ass ...

Jim: Sorry Dwight, I'm not really on my game today.

Hello. Nice to meet you! How are you? Hmm ... this feels like a really one sided conversation ... why don't you follow me on social media so I can get to know you too!

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