What tha fuck iz Gizoogle?

Gizoogle lets you translate pretty much anythang on tha internizzle tha fuck into gangsta slang.

Yo ass can enta a search term, a joint address or a Twitta @ handle, n' boo-ya.. there it is playa!

Yo ass can also use tha Textilizer ta translate anythang you feel like typing, or cutting/pastin in.

We Is Not In Any Way Affiliated wit Google, Y'all

Gizoogle be a registered trademark n' we is up in no way affiliated wit Gizoogle or any part of Gizoogle Inc.

Our joint is strictly intended as a satirical caricature of tha google search engine.

If yo ass is here by fuck up n' is lookin fo' tha straight-up legit Gizoogle search engine please git all up in www.google.com.

History

Gizoogle was originally pimped by Jizzy Beatty, whoz ass started tha joint up in 2005 as a joke afta inspiration from a gangbangin' playaz constant use of tha slang on Tha Ghetto Onlinez Instant Messenger steez n' also by Snoopz "Doggy Fizzle Televizzle" program on MTV.

Da joint was available until 2011, although it wasn't hustlin fo' some time.

Bein Snoop fans, we also became big-ass hustlaz of Gizoogle early on n' was gutted when it stopped working.

Da domain name was then acquired as a re-direction URL by some lame-ass pimpin company.

That was tha end fo' Gizoogle.

Resurrection

Us thugs was so eager ta peep it restored ta its forma glory dat we thought we might as well just do it ourselves... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So here it is!

Yo, since then, we've dropped countless minutes addin translations (currently over 4,000) n' pimpin-out tha algorithm ta make shizzle translated text flows betta than eva before.

We constantly hustlin on tha code ta make shizzle tha translations make slick sense within tha context of tha language.

Some Obscene Language

This joint is only intended fo' mature crews farmiliar wit tha gangsta slang used by Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle, n' anybody under tha age of 13 should not visit dis joint without adult supervision.

Apologies if yo ass is up in any way offended by tha explicit wordin used up in tha translations.

Da slanguage used up in our algorithm has been quoted from Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle his dirty ass n' is commonly used up in pornos, rap battlez n' noize dat schmoooove muthafucka has written.

These lyrics is based on slang n' can not be interpreted up in any other way other than how tha fuck they is quoted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. There is no racist lyrics used up in tha algorithm.

It aint nuthin but mad libs meets gangsta rap y'all.

Transizzlatin Other Web Pages

If you enta a wizzy address up in tha search bar (eg. www.example.com/example.html), Gizoogle will translate tha page fo' you, biatch.

Bear up in mind dat Gizoogle also translates some addresses, so you may wanna cut n' paste dem from a viable source.

Why Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle?

We is all big-ass hustlaz of Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle n' tha original gangsta joint.

Gizoogle was pimped up in his honor n' we wanna honour both tha playa n' tha machine.

Quit playin' n' do what tha fuck I be sayin'! Please git yo choppers up fo' Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle n' his works by buyin his crazy-ass mixtapes n' pornos y'all.

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