Silicon Valley — In the latest technology craze to sweep social media, FaceApp allows white, bearded men to see what they would look like with a toothy smile, as a baby, and if they had to go through life living under a restrictive glass ceiling.

“Well, it sort of came about the way many great technology ideas do,” mused inventor, John T. FaceApp, “with a few of us having a drink and joking about how much harder it would be to get an idea off the ground if we were lady women.”

The app has been downloaded over 3 million times since it’s release earlier this month. Users simply take a photograph of themselves, press a few buttons, and just like that they can see what they might look like if their gender disqualified them from a certain salary or if they couldn’t so much as take a leisurely walk without being harassed by men on the street.

“I couldn’t believe it,” says New York venture capitalist, Mark Venture, “I mean I’m a pretty cute lady! Honestly, I’d be fine with taking a few extra cents to the dollar off my hugely inflated salary if it meant free dinners and doors being opened for me.”

Some critics of the FaceApp technology say that this only adds to the surface level obsession with beauty that the internet has exacerbated. Want to see a female celebrity in a bathing suit, or see your friend Derrick as a smoking hot blonde bombshell who may dream of becoming a CEO but is pressured into being a stay at home mother? It’s only a click away.

“I do have one criticism,” added Mark Venture. We assumed his concerns would be about misogyny, or about a deep reflection he had on the way society treats female beauty as a commodity. “My only issue is that the app only shows what my face would look like, I kinda wish I could do a full body portrait so I could see what my [breasts] look like.”

We asked FaceApp’s inventor one last question: What does he plan to do next, now that his app has had such a viral success?

“I think our next move is obvious. We’re going to collect the personal data from every white, bearded man who has used the app and then make it readily available to employers. This will really take the app to the next level by helping to put a blockade between these men and their likelihood of success in the workplace.”

This, hopes John T. FaceApp, will complete his vision of showing men what it’s like to live under a glass ceiling.

“We’re also definitely going to let you check out your own [breasts].”