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How to roast a turkey

People say this turkey is nothing without her breasts but that’s not true! She’d be Paris Hilton.

And she's such a selfish bitch. You'd think she'd give the jews a chance at the oven sometimes but, no, it's always me-me-me.

You got white meat. dark meat. You're like Bill Cosby's rape baby.

Are those balls under your chin or are you auditioning for a Gus van Sant movie?