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General Overview:

Post-it Notes make the lives of business people everywhere easier, but they also benefit entheogen enthusiasts! Approximately a decade after Post-it Notes went on the market, the startling discovery was made that the adhesive used in Post It Notes contains a moderately potent hallucinogen, 3,4,5 triphenethyline. This chemical is similar to phenethyline, which is one of the basic isomers in many popular recreational drugs. When smoked, ingested, or absorbed intra-dermally (through the skin), this drug causes psychoactivity, euphoria, and mild disassociation. The trip usually lasts about 8 hours (although duration varies with dosage), and the peak is typically at around the 3 hour mark.

What kind should I get?

For variety, you may wish to try different types of 3M brand Post-it Notes. Each color and size gives a unique trip, similar to the difference between strains of herb or strains of mushroom. Neon Post-it Notes, pictured to the left, are popular due to their 'clean' trip and their intense visuals.

Dosage:

Level 1:

'Level 1' trips are characterized by a feeling of happiness or giddiness, along with a feeling of 'being outside your body' and a loss of motor control. There are typically no hallucinations during a level 1 experience.

To reach level 1, you should use one Post-It Note for every 20 lbs. of body weight.

To reach level 2, you should use one Post-It Note for every 16 lbs. of body weight.

To reach level 3, you should use one Post-It Note for every 13 lbs. of body weight.

To reach level 4, you should use one Post-It Note for every 9 lbs. of body weight.

How to Trip:

Post-it Notes can be smoked to achieve the desired effects. There are two ways of going about this. You can either use the Post-it Note itself as 'rolling paper' to roll a cigarette (with tobacco or marijuana), or you can scrape the glue off the note using a sharp knife, which will result in a small pile of adhesive which can be smoked out of a vaporizer, sprinkled on top of herb, or smoked by itself in a pipe or bong.

Smoking is NOT practical if you want a level 2+ trip, however. If you weigh 150 lbs, you'd have to smoke at least 9 Post-It Notes to achieve the desired effects. Scraping and smoking the glue, instead of the entire note, will allow you to reach higher levels without having to smoke multiple Post-it cigarettes. However, if you're looking for an easier method to reach level 3 or 4, you should try:

Intra-Dermal Absorption

When Post-it Notes are stuck to bare skin, the 3,4,5 triphenethyline is absorbed into the bloodstream. While the trip will take longer to come on using this method (around 45 minutes as opposed to 2 - 3 minutes when smoked), you don't have to worry about scraping a dozen Notes or smoking a dozen cigarettes to reach your desired level.

To be most effective, the Post-it Notes should be stuck to the skin near large blood vessels. The throat, wrist, and buttocks all contain large veins and should work well. However, the ideal place to stick the Post-it Notes for fastest absorption and strongest effects is the groin area, between your belly-button and your genitals. Unfortunately, pubic hair can inhibit the absorption (or even prevent it almost entirely!) so it's important to shave your body anywhere you plan to stick the Notes.

Trip Timetable:

When Smoked: When Absorbed: Effects: 3 minutes 45 minutes First effects start to take place. Mild "drunkenness" effect. 40 minutes 60 minutes Slightly more drunken state, mild euphoria. 90 minutes 100 minutes Drunken state. Euphoria, mild disassociation, strobing and flanging. 180 minutes 180 minutes Peak. "Stoning" effect. Intense euphoria, disassociation, and hallucinations, depending on dose. 450 minutes 450 minutes Return to reality. Effects fade quickly, and by 8 hours you should be close to sober.

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