Head coach: Bruce Arians. An absolute favorite around the league. But he's more than Kangol hats and witty quips; the dude is a great football coach. And for the sake of full disclosure, I'll say I'm still a little miffed the Bears passed on him in 2013, after he came off a stint as the NFL Coach of the Year while filling in for Chuck Pagano with the Indianapolis Colts. Guess he didn't have the credentials. Arians went on to coach in Arizona for five years, where he made two playoff appearances, finished below .500 only once (2016) and again, garnered Coach of the Year honors in 2014. He retired after the team's injury-riddled 2017 season, but it didn't seem permanent. Like one of those bands going through a reunion tour, and you're like, "Sure, we'll you next summer." I always thought we'd see him again on the field dialing up plays with that "no risk it, no biscuit" flair.