It’s toy-time in this strip readers.

‘As Seen on TV’ – pfft! Do you you remember that one? Almost as if seeing something on TV made it more exciting. Like:

‘As Held by Neil Armstrong on the Moon!’

or

‘As Handed to the Israelites by Moses’

or

‘As Used by Alien Robots in the 5th Dimension’



Eagle Eyes!

How silly – but, oh, how we wanted it! ACTION MAN was an amazing phenomenon in Britain. Boys were suddenly allowed to play with… dolls!

I have to keep reminding myself that when I first got an ACTION MAN, and I was reading war comics etc., the Second World War had only been over for about 30 years. Imagine that: if a WORLD WAR had only ended 3 decades ago

Catalogues

I suppose, like me, you used to pore over the toys section of those catalogues when you were a kid? With your eyes bulging? No, not the lingerie section – that would come years later – the toys! Lone Ranger and Tonto – Evel Knievel – Action Man – Six Million Dollar Man – Tin Can alley… excitement and torture all at once. No, the TOYS, I said!

It’s all innocent fun here at B*W.

But didn’t it make the run-up to birthdays and Christmas all the more exciting as you hoped and hoped that all those hints and the letter to Santa didn’t go unnoticed. but what if they did? I proudly brought my [brilliant] Cowboy Joe figure into a classroom party and was mocked by a couple of the boys, the majority of whom were holding their own Six Million Dollar Men. Conform, or else.

Imagination

Am I an old fart when I bemoan the – yes I am an old fart – when I bemoan the popularity of video games these days? I know kids who were so creative when they were young; creating, building, drawing, writing stories, acting out scenarios with their soldiers and toys, and then the bloody iPad or Gameboy or DS was handed to them. No more drawing or creating. “Oh – but it is creative! Look at MINECRAFT? it’s like LEGO.” Yeah, yeah.

It’s too heavy to get into here, on a light-hearted webcomic, but it worries me: the instant gratification of shiny, colourful, explodey, on-screen play. Even if you ration video games; when they’re switched off, often all they feel like doing – after an intensive, immersive bout of it – is to slip into the other room and stare at TV. Swapping one screen for another one. It’s argued that gaming stimulates creative thinking, such as problem solving but… it still worries me. And does this mean that people weren’t as good at problem solving 30 years ago?

I suppose I am just an old fart. And maybe they’re better than toys that move their own eyes and arms.

Living Room Wars

Making this strip reminded me of my pal Phil Custodio‘s webcomic livingroomwars.com . If you love action figures and nostalgia – you’re here right? – then check it out. It’s brilliant and funny. And actually, I don’t know ho he manages to create all those strips! The tagline will help to give you a flavour:

While Away, my Living Room becomes a Battlefield…

** Stay Groovy, all you 1970s kids! **

– John White