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Just read the title.

00:00 - 00:03 The California primary is coming up sir.

00:04 - 00:05 We'll keep on threathening the Superdelegates

00:05 - 00:07 And harassing voters in California.

00:08 - 00:12 The mods of /r/politics will let people call Hillary a cunt

00:12 - 00:15 And our supporters of /r/sandersforpresident will still be delusional

00:17 - 00:19 With our delegate count,

00:19 - 00:21 we can catch up on Hillary.

00:24 - 00:26 My Burhner

00:27 - 00:28 Pennsylvania

00:31 - 00:33 Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware and Connecticut went to Clinton.

00:34 - 00:36 You only won in Rhode Island.

00:53 - 00:58 Those who still thinks we have a shot, stay in the room.

01:13 - 01:15 Are you fucking kidding me?!

01:15 - 01:17 After all those fucking phonebanking!

01:18 - 01:23 I can't believe that Hillary is still gaining more delegates than me!

01:25 - 01:28 That fucking Wall Street money.

01:29 - 01:31 I'm going to need those idiots to donate more to my campaign!

01:31 - 01:34 And H. A. Goodman to write more shit articles.

01:34 - 01:37 Those goddamn shills

01:37 - 01:40 and their fucking Correct the Record checks.

01:40 - 01:42 My Burhner, we can still do more phonebanking.

01:42 - 01:46 Fuck the phonebanking!

01:46 - 01:48 We still made a tons of calls in New York.

01:48 - 01:52 And it didn't give us shit!

01:53 - 01:54 You idiots!

01:56 - 01:57 We lost because of the Blacks

01:57 - 02:00 and those goddamn low-information voters

02:00 - 02:03 from the South.

02:04 - 02:08 Weaver and Devine are the biggest losers I've ever met.

02:08 - 02:13 Their head is so much up their ass

02:14 - 02:16 that it's coming up their mouth.

02:17 - 02:21 Meanwhile, /r/enoughsandersspam are having fun shitposting about me.

02:27 - 02:29 I thought it was in the bag.

02:30 - 02:34 I thought our Bernie Bros would convince people

02:34 - 02:36 as well as the Superdelegates.

02:41 - 02:42 I even took a plane

02:43 - 02:47 to meet the fucking pope at the Vatican.

02:48 - 02:53 And he didn't give a shit about me.

02:54 - 02:56 Plus, Killer Mike

02:56 - 02:59 was supposed to get me the black vote.

03:00 - 03:02 And he sucked big time!

03:04 - 03:07 You can match me later.

03:14 - 03:16 We are doomed.

03:19 - 03:23 I'll have to fire some staff.

03:25 - 03:26 Fast.

03:31 - 03:33 Let's get the more money as we can.

03:40 - 03:46 The money from our cult will finance my vacation.

03:46 - 03:49 And planes to the Vatican.