I had this question for a real long time

By David Futrelle

It’s a question asked over, and over, and over, and over, and over again on Tik Tok:

So why do good girls like bad guys?

I had this question for a real long time

I’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see

So why do good girls fall in love with me?

I guess that’s technically two questions. Sadly, despite the hundreds of excruciating Tik Tok videos devoted to the subject, these questions have ever been satisfactorily answered.

Until now, that is. And the answer comes from an old friend, the weirdo racist-who-says-he’s-not-a-racist YouTube “philosopher” Stefan Molyneux.

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1105204652801286144

If you’re wondering what war he’s talking about, apparently (at least in Stef’s imagination) it’s some sort of global race war with civilized white people on one side and damn dirty immigrants on the other.

In case you haven’t noticed, Stef’s not a big fan of immigration, or immigrants, or, as far as I can tell, anyone whose skin is a bit less pale than his.

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1088995095506911233

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1084839581000691712

He’s much more fond of his fellow whites, or at least the minority of them who agree with his racist, xenophobic blather.

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1104107930255687680

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1099529810575974401

Unfortunately, as Stef sees it, a lot of white ladies out there are race traitors in the race war.

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1102652739706744832

White dudes, meanwhile, are apparently destroying the cultural vitality of their race by giving in to the seductive lures of … smart phones and soy lattes.

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1092811873567760384

No soy for Stef! Indeed, he seems to be preparing for the new bad boy order by trying out some bad boy looks for himself. Not sure they’re completely working.

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1104600179062136832

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1104616792792608768

I dunno, dude, these seem pretty low-effort to me. At least take off your shirt. The one thing I’ve learned from watching way too many of those Tik Tok videos is that bad boys just hate shirts.

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