As Halloween rapidly approaches, our thoughts turn to chainsaw massacres and undead uprisings. Costumes are being stitched with care, while fake blood boils on the stovetop. The smell of roasting pumpkin seeds fills the air as small children with large knives hack and carve away at the empty husk of the orange gourd, each eager to make the most gruesome sculpture. Yes, Halloween is a holiday reserved for the macabre, the grotesque, and the sanguineous...





But it's not ALL about that, is it? There are two parts to the horror formula: the malicious big bad, and the sympathetic victim. With as much attention as we pay to the wicked witches, sinister slashers, and bloodthirsty beasts; it's easy to overlook the better half of horror's intoxicating sex & violence cocktail. Well, we seek to rectify that today, as we share our 13 favorite B-movie bimbos-- wait, is that too misogynistic? I'm no prude, but basically turning human beings into sexualized objects is a bit of a douchey move, isn't it?



