Today is 4/20/2016, aka Earth Day, which means several things... the drive thru line at Taco Bell is going to be unusually long, and we are all supposed to ponder our impact on the natural environment and take steps to make the world a better place. But it also means one surely more important thing, and that is that on this day 25 years ago, Luke Kuechly was born.

My assumption has always been that Luke Kuechly is ultimately intended to be the superhero the planet needs and was intentionally created on earth day as a gesture of Gaia's intent, but in the meantime, he is honing his skills and keeping in shape by playing football. But while he is playing football, and being the best at his particular brand of footballing, we should celebrate him whenever given the chance. Let's start with a video of some of Luke's best moments...

Watch the Luke Kuechly highlight video on Youtube! Thanks NFL!

Here are some Luke Kuechly Facts:

The day Luke Kuechly was born, no other babies were born at the same hospital. It is assumed Luke Kuechly stuffed them all before crowning the plane. Luke Kuechly does not bleed, what you see is actually years of absorbed helmet paint that his body must be rid of. When Luke Kuechly wants a hamburger, he can always get one... at Chick-Fil-A. On draft day, in an act of great humility, Luke Kuechly allowed 8 players to be drafted before him. Every major cellular provider will admit they have worse coverage than Luke Kuechly. Luke Kuechly already repealed HB-2, but is patiently waiting for Iggy Azalea to cancel all her concerts in North Carolina before informing the governor. Luke Kuechly is responsible for an estimated 14-17 births per CPI Security commercial. The city of Charlotte wanted to name a street after Luke Kuechly, but they couldn't, because nobody could cross it. When the Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object, Luke Kuechly is the result. Luke Kuechly chose #59 because it is a Prime number, and the only other number he depends on is...







