THE DOUGLAS “RAGTOP” CADDY JACKASS-IN-A-BOX “GRATUITOUS” APPEARANCE, AND THE CIA’S CADDY & WOODWARD SHOW

In its files on Watergate, the FBI has at least 10 instances of the statement that Douglas Caddy “gratuitously appeared” at the jail in the early morning hours of 17 June 1972 to represent the “burglars.” The repetition of that “gratuitously” can’t help but call to mind the immortal words of the swashbuckling character Inigio Montoya in the movie The Princess Bride: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Yes, Caddy had just sort of popped up there, like a Jackass-in-a-box, with no apparent reason for being there to represent the break-in boys, but when the FBI used “gratuitously,” it certainly had access to the article that appeared in the Washington Post the day after the arrests, in which CIA hand-puppet Caddy and CIA hand-puppet Bob Woodward had put on the Caddy & Woodward Show to plant “The Official Story” of how Caddy had suddenly popped up like a drama-queen Jackass-in-the-box.

Here is the relevant part of that “Official Story” now:

Douglas Caddy, one of the attorneys for the five men, told a reporter that shortly after 3 a.m. yesterday, he received a call from [Bernard L.] Barker’s wife. “She said that her husband told her to call me if he hadn’t called her by 3 a.m.: that it might mean he was in trouble.”

Naturally, that story in the Washington Post did not carry Woodward’s name; the CIA is much more covert and wormy than that, but we know that the reference to “a reporter” in the story is Woodward because he bragged it up in All the President’s Men, letting Caddy drama-queen on and on—and on and on and on and . . . There is no way possible to convey this CIA-scripted phony “encounter” except to present the Caddy & Woodward Show here from that book, showing the way Woodward shamelessly milked the melodrama for best self aggrandizement. Only this way can it be seen for the first time in the context of the package of pathetic, willful lies by both Caddy and Woodward, with both knowing completely what was being done. Now you will, too:

Woodward went inside the courtroom. One person stood out. In a middle row sat a young man with fashionably long hair and an expensive suit with slightly flared lapels, his chin high, his eyes searching the room as if he were in unfamiliar surroundings.

Woodward sat down next to him and asked if he was in court because of the Watergate arrests.

“Perhaps,” the man said. “I’m not the attorney of record. I’m acting as an individual.” He said his name was Douglas Caddy and he introduced a small, anemic-looking man next to him as the attorney of record, Joseph Rafferty, Jr. Rafferty appeared to have been routed out of bed; he was unshaven and squinted as if the light hurt his eyes. The two lawyers wandered in and out of the courtroom. . . .

Caddy didn’t want to talk. “Please don’t take it personally,” he told Woodward. “It would be a mistake to do that. I just don’t have anything to say.”

Woodward asked Caddy about his clients. “They are not my clients,” he said.

But you are a lawyer? Woodward asked.

“I’m not going to talk to you.”

Caddy walked back into the courtroom. Woodward followed.

“Please, I have nothing to say.”

Would the five men be able to post bond? Woodward asked.

After politely refusing to answer several more times, Caddy replied quickly that the men were all employed and had families—factors that would be taken into consideration by the judge in setting bond. He walked back into the corridor.

Woodward followed: Just tell me about yourself, how you got into the case.

“I’m not in the case.”

Why are you here?

“Look,” Caddy said, “I met one of the defendants, Bernard Barker, at a social occasion.”

Where?

“In D.C. It was cocktails at the Army-Navy Club. We had a sympathetic conversation . . . that’s all I’m going to say.”

How did you get into the case?

Caddy pivoted and walked back in. After half an hour, he went out again.

Woodward asked how he got into the case.

This time Caddy said he’d gotten a call shortly after 3:00 A.M. from Barker’s wife. “She said her husband had told her to call me if he hadn’t called her by three, that it might mean he was in trouble.”

Caddy said he was probably the only attorney Barker knew in Washington, and brushed off more questions, adding that he had probably said too much.

Well, Caddy had only “said too much” if telling a bare-faced lie is saying “too much.” Because there is absolute smoking-gun proof that Caddy was lying, yet Woodward and the Operation Mockingbird mouthpiece the Washington Post made sure that Caddy’s CIA-scripted lies, above, stood all the way through the Watergate scandal as “The Official Story.”

Now here is the true story that the lying scum at the Post never told you:

Douglas “Ragtop” Caddy has testified under oath that he received a telephone call from E. Howard Hunt “between 3:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m.” on the morning of 17 June 1972, and has testified that Hunt arrived at Caddy’s apartment at 3:35 a.m. that morning.

E. Howard Hunt has said, quoted in an article written by Caddy, that his call to Caddy that morning was made at 3:13 a.m., from Hunt’s office at the White House—not from room 723 at the HoJo. In that conversation—according to Hunt—neither Caddy nor Hunt made any reference to any call from Mrs. Barker, and Hunt claims that he apologized for having woken Caddy up, so no call had come from Mrs. Barker to wake Caddy at 3:00 a.m., or any time before 3:13 a.m.

In his autobiography Undercover, Hunt says that after speaking to Caddy at 3:13 a.m. and securing his White House office (after planting incriminating evidence there), he then left his White House office and went across the street to his office at Mullen, and there placed a call to Mrs. Barker—who Hunt says “shrieked” at the news of her husband’s arrest.

It had to be after 3:20 a.m. by the time Hunt placed the call to Mrs. Barker. That is proven conclusively by an FBI document showing that Hunt signed into the building where the Mullen offices were at 3:20 a.m., using the name of an employee there that Hunt knew was out of town:

At 3:20 a.m. someone signs into the building at 1700 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W. [address of Mullen Company office building] using the name Wait. This is E. Howard Hunt using the name of a fellow employee of the Mullen Company, Robert A Wait, who is provably out of town at the time. Wait happens to be Director of Government Relations, General Foods Corporation. Hunt signs out of the building 10 minutes later, at 3:30 a.m.

That locks the time of Hunt placing the call to Mrs. Barker within a 10-minute window, from 3:20 to 3:30 a.m.

Hunt says that during that call he, not Bernard Barker, is the one who gave Caddy’s name and phone number to Mrs. Barker. Hunt says exactly: “I gave her Caddy’s name and telephone number and asked that she phone Doug and retain him for her husband.”

Caddy, on the other hand, told the Washington Post that Bernard Barker had told his wife to call Caddy if she hadn’t heard from him by 3:00 a.m., because it would “mean he was in trouble.” That’s the exact story that Bernard Barker’s wife later gave to the FBI. This is smoking-gun proof that Caddy and both of the Barkers were in on this manufactured story—yet by as late as 3:20 a.m., or even later, when Hunt says he called Mrs. Barker, she hadn’t been concerned enough to call anyone, and she supposedly got the news about the arrest delivered to her by E. Howard Hunt. According to Hunt, she had no idea that there had been any trouble.

In Hunt’s account of his purported conversation with Mrs. Barker, during which Hunt says he gave her Caddy’s name and number, there is no indication at all of her knowing anything about Caddy, or of already having Caddy’s name or Caddy’s phone number, or of having been told to call Caddy by her husband, Bernard Barker.

Despite all the above, despite the fact that Hunt had gone to Caddy’s apartment from the Mullen company, arriving by 3:35 a.m., Caddy purportedly told Bob Woodward that Mrs. Barker had called him around 3:00 a.m., and that she had gotten his contact information from Bernard Barker, not from Hunt. Caddy gave that lie to the Post as Caddy’s entire motive for having “gratuitously appeared” at the jail: an early morning call shortly after 3:00 a.m., from a concerned woman in Miami who Caddy did not know, telling Caddy—a corporate attorney—that she thought her husband “might be in trouble” somewhere in Washington, DC. What the nature of such trouble might be, or even where in Washington he might be, presumably neither Caddy nor she knew the slightest thing about.

CIA fiction may be the worst fiction ever written. It is definitely the worst history ever written, and the lying cruds who foisted it off on the world, poisoning the very groundwater of human history with their toxic lies, are Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein. May Bernstein be granted at least some mercy for having helped to expose Operation Mockingbird.

So did Mrs. Barker call Caddy or not? She could not have called before 3:13 a.m., according to both Hunt and Caddy, because Hunt purportedly woke Caddy up at that time with an intentionally incriminating call from his White House office.

She could not have called Caddy before 3:20 a.m., according to Hunt and the FBI investigation, because he didn’t call her until he got to the Mullen Office, which had to be at least that late.

In Caddy’s accounts, and in Hunt’s accounts, there is no mention of any call from Mrs. Barker at all during the entire time Hunt was at Caddy’s apartment, which Caddy has said under oath was from 3:35 a.m. to 5:00 a.m.

In Hunt’s account, he says that at some unspecified time after he arrived at Caddy’s apartment—which Caddy has testified was not until 3:35 a.m.—Hunt told Caddy the following: “Bernie Barker’s wife will probably call you and retain you officially to represent her husband and the other men.” So Douglas Caddy flat-out lied to Woodward —which Woodward no doubt knew—expressly so the phony CIA script could be spread all over the world in “news” reports and in an unspeakably embarrassing “book” and “movie” of glorified fiction called All the President’s Men.

Douglas “Ragtop” Caddy was asked 52 questions, in a forum he pollutes, concerning that many discrepancies and contradictions in his claims, and in claims about him from Hunt and Liddy, since Watergate. His reply? Zero. He evaded every single question. The lead editor of this work contacted him in email and solicited his cooperation for a book on Watergate. He demanded to know what the book was. The minute he learned the name of it, knowing that the author was the same person who had questioned him, he immediately terminated all further communication.

It’s clear why Douglas Caddy will not answer any of the questions going to the extraordinary number of contradictions between his, Hunt’s, and Liddy’s stories about Caddy’s role in Watergate. The reason is just too simple:

It’s all fiction. It’s pure fiction.

And fiction doesn’t leave a paper trail.

NOTE: This is an excerpt from the book Watergate: The Hoax, by Ashton Gray, now on sale at Amazon, iBooks, Barnes & Noble, and other fine book retailers. This is taken from PART VII: THE BREAK-IN THAT WAS AND AFTERMATH, Chapter 32, “Friday, 16 June and Saturday, 17 June 1972: The Watergate Arrests and the Framing of the White House”:

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