Sailor Business

with Jordan D. White & Chris Sims

MOON PODCAST ESCALATION! Sailor Moon fans Jordan D. White, Chris Sims and a cast of guests set out to watch one of the greatest superhero stories of the 20th century, trying to figure out just what the Sailor Senshi's powers are, whether Luna should have a British accent, and just what is going on with Mamoru's purple pants. It's a critical breakdown of every single episode of Sailor Moon, complete with what life lessons we can learn. Join us every week -- and keep your mind on Sailor Business! Follow the show on twitter:

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SAILOR BUSINESS SONGBOX As of Episode 42, Sailor Business is edited by JJ Mason.

Most Recent Episode (09-14-20):

Sailor Business 190 - Become Not Suck

Get ready, everyone, because the Outers are back, and they're up to their old douchetastic ways! That's right, these three think they know better than the future eternal queen of the galaxy yet again and are butting their noses into her sailor business. We're rejoined by pal Elizabeth Garcia for a journey into bossy employees and the firings they deserve. Send us your nosy opinions on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 190 - Becoming Not Suck

Previous Episodes:

Episode 001 - Moon Podcast Escalation

Our first episode, examining the first epsiode the 1992 Sailor Moon anime! Join Jordan and Chris as they, in turn, join middle-school girl Usagi Tsukino as she meets a talking cat with a bandaid on her head and learns of the grand destiny that awaits her! No guest this week, but instead, learn why two strapping young lads like our hosts became so enamored of a cartoon made for school girls! IT ALL BEGINS HERE! Episode 001 - Moon Podcast Escalation

Episode 002 - No One Will Ever Marry Me Now

The second episode features fortune telling, underwear flashing, rock throwing, shoe flipping, and our very first special guest commentator, Juliet Kahn! Plus: Chris drops his very first F-Bomb of the podcast, and Jordan struggles to contain his hatred of psychics! As an in-depth look at the second episode of Sailor Moon, this episode will punish you with goodness! Episode 002 - No One Will Ever Marry Me Now

Episode 003 - Silly With Spring Fever

We're back for episode three, a day late because of Labor Day...but Juliet Kahn joins us once more for our little podcastlove letter to Sailor Moon. This time, a radio show called "Midnight Zero" becomes the most popular thing amongst love-lorn ladies...and you will be shocked to learn that it's a front for stealing their energy! Plus: Luna meets Motoki! Episode 003 - Silly With Spring Fever

Episode 004 - This Episode Is Problematic

Episode four of Sailor Moon brings us to an extremely problematic episode centering around the fact that Usagi needs to...lose...weight...??? Thankfully, we're joined by glamorous Sailor Moon super-fan Betty Felon, who helps us navigate the troubles that arise from a body-shaming talking cat, over-excersizing, and binging on pork buns...delicious, delicious pork buns... Episode 004 - This Episode Is Problematic

Episode 005 - Ostensibly Cute

We're back with another episode not part of the original American dub of Sailor Moon...because America cannot handle a show about extremely cute(?) rabit/guinea pig things. Once again joined by Betty Felon, we discuss cat kitting, cute licking, brother slapping, and the sad and lonely death of the cutest stray dog in the world. Episode 005 - Ostensibly Cute

Episode 006 - A Waltz for Akiko

Yet another episode not originally brought over to the United States--presumably because US kids would not be sophisticated enough to appreciate jazz music. We're joined by comic book editor and cat fan Jeanine Schaefer to discuss smooth jazz, hot musicians, and how to blow off creepers who give you damp flowers on your birthday. Pretty informative! Episode 006 - A Waltz for Akiko

Episode 007 - Act Sorry

Who doesn't want to be famous, am I right? Obviously, being super-stars is something we at Sailor Business are intimately familiar with...but now we get to watch Usagi and friends attempt to become Cinderellas in her last solo adventure of the series! Jeanine Schaefer joins us once again to talk fanfic, glass slippers, thought circuits, and, of course...acting sorry. Episode 007 - Act Sorry

Episode 008 - Brain School Reject

Could the new smart girl at school really be a monster? Or could it be that the girl who looks just like the blue Sailor Scout in the intro of the show might really be an ally of some sort? That's right--this week, we get to the introduction of Sailor Mercury, and we've brought Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) along for the ride! Join us, and learn the true secret of how to be good at video games! Episode 008 - Brain School Reject

Episode 009 - This Bus Just Became an Express

EVERYONE--no time to listen to this episode right now because THERE IS A SALE AT THE CLOCK STORE! Once you've all stocked up on 3-7 clocks, join us and Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) as we discuss the singular Moon/Mercury buddy scout episode of the series! Who tied a clock to Luna's back? What makes Usagi the prefect scout? What is a "double Archie"? Find out this episode! Episode 009 - This Bus Just Became an Express

Episode 010 - Mars Attacks!

The episode everyone's been waiting for...the introduction of a new character to the Sailor Moon universe, a character that will change the shape of the series forever. From that introduction, there can be no doubt in your mind who I mean...Lisa Brownridge! Oh, and Sailor Mars joins the team. Don't worry, Betty Felon is back again to defend Rei from the savage judgments of Jordan and Chris. Episode 010 - Mars Attacks!

Episode 011 - You Guys Heard About What Happened at Tokyo Disney?

We're up to three Sailor Senshi on our team, so what better way to celebrate than to go to a theme park where 50 people have gone missing! New member, Sailor Mars, continues to be unecessarily mean to our beloved Sailor Moon, but once again, we've got Betty Felon to come to her defense! But, hey! Aren't you a little old to belistening to a cartoon podcast? Episode 011 - You Guys Heard About What Happened at Tokyo Disney?

Episode 012 - Don't Get On the Sex Boat

Will it be adventure on the seas or cruise blues when the Sailor Scouts actually do some sailing? Usagi wants to go on a romantic cruise, but guess what? It's a negaverse plot. And even worse for her is her friend Rei. This time, Donna Dickens from Hitfix joins Jordan and Chris to horrify them with true stories of teenaged girls' behavior. Come sail away with us! Episode 012 - Don't Get On the Sex Boat

Episode 013 - Rubbish For Every Trash Heap

Oh man--this is a big one! Not only is it the last Jadeite episode of Sailor Moon, it's also a big Mamoru-jerk episode! And let em tell you, if you're afraid of airplanes--specificially of being run over by them as they drive along on the groud--then this is a real scary one! Once again Donna Dickens of Hitfix joins Jordan and Chris, thie time revealing that--SCANDAL--she is one of those mythical Usagi-haters we've heard so much about! Episode 013 - Rubbish For Every Trash Heap

Episode 014 - She's Playing So Angry!

Episode 015 - 50 Shades of Tuxedo Mask

What's this? Sailor Business's two most hated characters are...going on a date?!? That's right--Rei and Mamoru begin their romance this episode...and Chris starts to like them?!? I know, I know--it's all so unbelieveable, you have to join Jordan and cartoonist Katie Skelly to listen and hear it for yourself! PLUS: another secret romance comes to light in the novelization! Episode 015 - 50 Shades of Tuxedo Mask

Episode 016 - Sticking to Impossible Standards

We're back after a week off for Thanksgiving...and just in time for the wedding event of the year! That's right--this time, the scouts are wedding crazy in a somewhat non-feminist way, and we've got cartoonist Katie Skelly back again to watch along! Plus: find out what happens when Serena faces a spider monster! Episode 016 - Sticking to Impossible Standards

Episode 017 - Peak Puberty Energy

Did someone say "Scouts on Film"? That's right--this episode Usagi/Serena gets the modeling bug, and we alternately learn that beauty is more than what's on the outside, that Serena brays like a hyena, and that she is more beauiful than any other girl, depending on which version we're discussing. Thankfully, we are joined by the terrific author Karen Healey to sift through the nonsense! Join us, won't you? Episode 017 - Peak Puberty Energy

Episode 018 - Backhanding Your Mother

Who's afraid of creepy "French" dolls? It turns out, almost everyone...except the characters on Sailor Moon, for some reason. That's right--the creepy dolls are not the threat this week, they're just there to up the stakes for aneight-year-old's love story. Jordan and Chris are again joined by terrific author Karen Healey to wade into Shingo's romance...and the horrifying poppets that accompany it. Episode 018 - Backhanding Your Mother

Episode 019 - Usagi's Dating Tips

This is it: the episode we've all been waiting for. After months of discussing her works, Jordan and Chris are finally joined by the author of the Sailor Moon novelizations, Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly! And if that isn't exciting enough, the episode she's joins them for is particularly bananas--featuing Nephrite's evil scheme to impersonate Tuxedo Mask and break hearts! You're invited! Episode 019 - Usagi's Dating Tips

Episode 020 - Pension Adams Backdoor Pilot

Man-oh-man, this may just be the strangest episode of Sailor Moon ever created. The scouts are on summer break and decide to take a taining trip to the beach! And end up in a haunted hotel. Staffed by monsters. WHAT?!? Don't worry, Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly and writer of the Sailor Moon english novelizations is here to help Jordan and Chris make sense of this mess! Plus--a creepy psychic girl! This has it ALL! Episode 020 - Pension Adams Backdoor Pilot

Episode 021 - Limited Edition Magic Pencil

For fans of meta (not to be confused with fans of metal) (also not to beconfused with meta-fans, who would, themselves, be doing their fanning in a meta-way) this is the episode for you! That's right--it's an anime about making anime, and Chris and Jordan brought in animator Brianne Drouhard to watch it with them! Listen along and learn how to put love in Sailor V's hips! Episode 021 - Limited Edition Magic Pencil

Episode 022 - Foxiest Femme Around

We've discussed this episode a few times before on the show, but now it's finally here--the notorious Princess's Ball episode. Chris and Jordan discuss it in all its teen-creeping, parasol-sailing, juice-swigging, out-making glory alongside animator Brianne Drouhard! Come along and solve the final mystery of the century with the Princess of Ivanovich and Countess Popover! Episode 022 - Foxiest Femme Around

Episode 023 - Naru, No

It's been simmering in the last few episodes, but in this episode and the next, the Naru/Molly and Masato Sanjoin/Maxfield Stanton/Nephrite/Nephlite plot finally comes to a rolling boil! First up, how can Usagi tell her bestie she has a crush on an evil mineral man from under the ground? Thankfully, Jordan and Chris are re-joined by writer Karen Healey to work it all out! They'll solve this, right? Episode 023 - Naru, No

Episode 024 - Chocolate Parfait

It all comes down to this! The love of a middle school girl get weighed against all the rewards of the Dark Kingdom as we sort out the Nephrite/Naru situation once and for all! Hey...we never discussed their couple name...I am thinking "Narite"? That or "Nephru". Anyway, everything BUT that will be discussed with writer Karen Healey and put to be once and for all this week! Episode 024 - Chocolate Parfait

Episode 025 - CrainGamerGate

A new challenger appears! Errr...rather, a new Scout appears! That's right--this episode, Sailor Jupiter comes thundering in, taking on 3/4ths of the fights in this fisticuff-packed episode before she even has super powers! Plus, the negaverse has a whole new objective for Jordan, Chris, and special guest Laura Hudson to discuss! This one has it all--from sexism to erased butts! Episode 025 - CrainGamerGate

Episode 026 - Lovely Punch

This episode of Sailor Business, we discuss quite possibly the most well-made piece of art about an angelic boxing priest/vulture monster ever created. We know there is some stiff competition from things like Citizen Boxing Priest Monster and Gone With the Wind and the Priest with Boxing Gloves and Bird Feet...but I think it wins. We'll see what special guest Laura Hudson thinks about it... Episode 026 - Lovely Punch

Episode 027 - Horrible Future

Look at her--look at that picture of Ami. Is that not the most adorable image of her ever created? Doesn't it make you want to snap surprise pics of your S.O. during your next meal? You know it does. It works on both Chris and Jordan, and we've brought Kat Murphy of the One Shot Podcast to laugh at and educate them...and kill them immediately if they become monsters! Episode 027 - Horrible Future

Episode 028 - Looks Like a Rope to Me

This episode, like so many incidents in all of our lives, revolves around the sudden popularity of a local painter. BUT WAIT--this painter can paint really beautiful pictures of a moon princess?! She must be gorgeous--that's how painting works, right? No worries--Jordan and Chris have Kat Murphy of the One Shot Podcast with them again to make sure they understand things--including some legit expertise on Magical Girls! Episode 028 - Look Like a Rope to Me

Episode 029 - 10,000 Volts of Heartbreak Power Looking for Boyfriends

After a week off, we're back with a terrific episode spotlighting one of the show's side characters--Chris's fave love interest, Motoki! Not only do TWO Sailor Scout have their sights set on him...but he also already has a girlfriend! PLUS: we go IN DEPTH on the height of all the Senshi! Join Jordan, Chris, and cartoonist Catie Donnelly as they learn exactly how much taller than Makoto Mamoru is! Episode 029 - 10,000 Volts of Heartbreak Power Looking for Boyfriends

Episode 030 - Reasonably Disrespectful

We're back from our Easter celebrations with an especially good episode of Sailor Business today! This time, the indigo crystal of the Roy G. Biv Crystals is inside none other than Rae's Grampa, leading to some amazing discoveries about Sailor Mars! Thankfully, Chris and Jordan are joined once more by cartoonist Catie Donnelly as they uncover the truth about Usagi and Rae's friendship! Episode 030 - Reasonably Disrespectful

Episode 031 - Meowfresh!

This actually might be the real-life, for serious, best episode of Sailor Moon. We're not one hundred percent sure just yet...but all signs are looking good. Why, you ask? Not just because it's an episode that focuses on Luna. Not just because it's Zoicite's greatest challenge yet. Not just for Makoto's Ami-ogling. It's all of it blended together into...an episode that must be seen to be believed. Jordan and Chris enlist Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press to help put this madness into words! Episode 031 - Meowfresh!

Episode 032 - Dark Kingdom Picture Day

This week brings the closest thing to a Power Rangers/Kamen Rider crossover with Sailor Moon crossover when Sailor Moon (sort of) meets Monster Fighter Redman! Can she withstand his Redman Leg Attack? Thankfully, there is another champion of love and justice on her side...Tuxedo Melvin! Jordan and Chris are joined once again by Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press to decide who is the victim in the Molvin romance! Episode 032 - Dark Kingdom Picture Day

Episode 033 - Cape Boy

The moment you've been waiting for for 33 episodes--the moment when we get all five inner Senshi together finally happens...at the very end of this week's episode, like the last five seconds of it. So...Spoilers! Let's get ready for Sailor Venus to arrive! Chris and Jordan happily welcome Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back to the show for part one of a run of status quo changing episodes! And does Zoicite make a better Sailor Moon than Sailor Moon does? Episode 033 - Cape Boy

Episode 034 - Sorry, Hitler...

This is it--the bid episode of reveals! If there's a secret in this show, there is a good chance it gets revealed this very episode! Yes--the Legendary Silver Crystal makes it's appearance this episode! Yes--Sailor Moon reveals herself! Yes--Tuxedo Mask reveals himself! Yes--love blossoms, despite Chris's vehement denials! Thankfully, Jordan has Lianne Sentar of Sparkler Monthly back to take his side as a fellow Darena/Mamagi shipper! Get your hankies ready to weep with love! PLUS: a special audio bonus! Episode 034 - Sorry, Hitler...

Episode 035 - Moon World

Last episode, we learned that Usagi Tsukino...Bunny Moon...Sailor Moon...is the Moon Princess we've been looking for! But learning that was just the beginning! Now she's got all these memories and responsibilities and...gosh darn it, who said she even wanted to be the princess anyway? No worries, this time Chris and Jordan are joined by Christy Leigh Stewart to sift through all the moon memories and make sense(?) of it all. It's a total blow away! Episode 035 - Moon World

Episode 036 - A Wild Hair

Holy cow--is Sailor Moon going to CHANGE HER HAIRSTYLE??? Would the anime change such an iconic part of Sailor Moon's design so early into the show? Would the animators be willing to redraw all the banked transformation and attack sequences with the new do? No, of course not. But Jordan and Chris talk about it anyway, along with special guest Christy Leigh Stewart! Also: there is a close-up of a slug! Episode 036 - A Wild Hair

Episode 037 - Too Much Squirting

So, we all know Sailor Moon in the Moon Princess (finally)...now the question becomes when is she going to start acting like it? She's off to a good start this episode when she enrolls in a Princess Seminar! This time, Jordan and Chris are joined by a complete Sailor Moon newbie as Jordan Witt watches her first episode ever of the best Anime around! And a lady shoots weird green stuff out of clams. Episode 037 - Too Much Squirting

Episode 038 - This Course Connects to Hell

Get ready for the Moon Princess Contest, decided, as you would expect a Moon Princess Contest to be decided...through skiing! That's right--the Sailor Scouts hit some wicked powder as they take to the slopes in a completely above-board contest! Our first Sailor Moon newbie, Jordan Witt, is back for her very second episode of the series...and what a cold episode it is! Episode 038 - This Course Connects to Hell

Episode 039 - Absolute Zero Ice Hell

What is this, the 1992 Winter Olympics? From last week's skiing contest, we turn to figure skating! Did you know it was the most popular sport on the Moon? It's totally true. This time, Chris and Jordan are joined by Squirrel Girl artist Erica Henderson to discuss how much better an ally Mamoru is when he is an enemy and other cold facts! Episode 039 - Absolute Zero Ice Hell

Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2015

A special bonus episode in honor of Usagi Tsukino's 36th birthday! Jordan and Chris are joined by Betty Felon to talk about everyone (especially Jordan's) favorite Sailor Scout and wish her well on her day of birth. Oh, and there is some talk of Chibi Moon as well, unfortunately. Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2015

Episode 040 - Hot Springs Are For Weirdos

Yes, yes--in this episode Usagi and her family go for a weekend at a hot spring, but more importantly, we spend some serious time discussing what kinds of food are best for Luna. Thankfully, Chris and Jordan are again joined by Squirrel Girl artist Erica Henderson to make sure these important topics get covered thoroughly. Episode 040 - Hot Springs Are For Weirdos

Episode 041 - Dead Rock Animals

Horrible Future 2! Ami's absolute factually proven boyfriend and probable one true love, Ryo/Greg, is back as the animators try to recapture the magic of the Rainbow Crystal episodes! Can their romance survive the sound of Chris rolling his eyes? Jordan defends against the cobined forces of Chris and special guest Shannon Manor, character designer for Archer! Get ready for bubble to fly! Episode 041 - Dead Rock Animals

Episode 042 - Snarf-Level Useless

Ho ho, what's this? A special look back into Mina's past as Sailor V? Given how much we enjoy that manga, you might think this is gonna be a great episode! Journey deep into Mina's stupid stupid love life with Chris, Jordan, and special guest Shannon Manor, character designer for Archer! Get your ear wings ready for it! Episode 042 - Snarf-Level Useless

Episode 043 - The Square Root of 2

Holy crap--the Sailor Scouts want to KILL Sailor Moon?!? That's right--if you've watched Moon Animate Make-Up you'll know we're watching the classic "Fractious Friends" episode where Sailor Moon quits/gets fired! Chris and Jordan are joined by artist Erin Gladstone to bicker and yell about bickering an yelling! Episode 043 - The Square Root of 2

Episode 044 - Faulty Horse Rides and Butter Churns

Another episode with the death of a King of Heaven, let's all say good bye to Kunzite/Malachite as we learn all about the Moon Kingdom! That's right--lots of Jordan and Chris's questions get...answered(?) in this episode...to varying degree of satisfaction. Joined once again by artist Erin Gladstone, we journey back into the past to see the invasion of Earth, and the super important dance that it nearly interrupted! Episode 044 - Faulty Horse Rides and Butter Churns

Episode 045 - King Enma Will Rip Out Your Tongue In Hell

It all comes to this! The start of the two-part season finale of Season One of Sailor Moon...which was condensed into one episode by the original American adaptation. In this first part...THE SAILOR SCOUTS DIE! Which would be a spoiler, if it were not the NAME OF THE EPISODE. Mourn along with Jordan, Chris, and the return of our first guest ever, Juliet Kahn! Get ready for sadness! Episode 045 - King Enma Will Rip Out Your Tongue In Hell

Episode 046 - The Moon Pudding Has Arrived

So, let's summarize--all the Sailor Scouts except Sailor Moon are dead...and her destined Moon lover has been turned evil. Things are not looking good, even if you didn't know that this was the last episode of Sailor Moon. Sort of. I mean...not really. Anyway, the climactic battle is here, and Jordan, Chris and Juliet Kahn are here to give you the play-by-play! PLUS: another musical bonus from Jordan! I give you the strength to listen on! Episode 046 - The Moon Pudding Has Arrived

Episode 047 - Sailor Business-R

Welcome back, as we enter the next phase of Sailor Business! Now that Queen Beryl is defeated, the show becomes a straight-up teen romance show, right? WRONG! It becomes an ALIEN INVASION! Sort of. If two people count as an invasion. Back to watch the skies with Chris and Jordan is Dr. Devon White (Jordan's wife) to celebrate the occasion of the first episode she'd ever seen of the show! A great jumping on point! Tell your friends! Episode 047 - Sailor Business-R

Episode 048 - Middle Aged Dude Energy Is Garbage

Alan and Ann, the ALI-ENS here to sap energy, have decided to take over a movie studio's casting process...because that's the easiest way to get energy, for sure. But the scouts don't have their memories anymore! What will happen??? Chris and Jordan are joined again by Dr. Devon White to help jog the memories of all the listeners and celebrate another person's first episode! Episode 048 - Middle Aged Dude Energy Is Garbage

Episode 049 - AKA Luna Poops

Welcome back, Trash-Piles! That's right, we're back in the world of people treating Usagi like dirt...but could it be because she is immature and not capable of adult relationships? Wait what--who would suggest such a thing?!? Perhaps this week's special guest, Aidan Sullivan, can help shed some light on the subject! All this, plus a talking cat monster, the relevance of blood types...and maybe another song! Episode 049 - AKA Luna Poops

Episode 050 - Friendship Can't Be Used to Kill

FIFTY EPISODES OF SAILOR BUSINESS! That's 1/4 of the way through all of Sailor Moon! Not counting the movies! Or the Musicals! Or the live action show! And what did the awesome creators at the Sailor Moon anime cook up to celebrate their 50th episode? Why a look into the futuristicest of all futuristic technologies: VIRTUAL REALITY! Chris and Jordan are joined once more by Aidan Sullivan for a trip into the future of gaming! Episode 050 - Friendship Can't Be Used to Kill

Episode 051 - Dweezils and Hunks



The long wait is over! Sailor Business is back, kicking off the 2nd quarter of Sailor Moon by announcing the contest to win the full Sailor Moon manga collection, as donated to us by Kodansha! Listen to the podcast, then send your entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! But first--we're joined for this Cherry Blossom Festival by Annie Craton of The Jem Jam podcast! Zip up into your sleeping bags and camp out! Episode 051 - Dweezils and Hunks

Episode 052 - The Value of Children



This week, Sailor Venus takes the spotlight, kind of, as we explore the world of little children! Were the animators trying to warm the audience up to little kids because they knew Reeny was coming? Who knows! Perhaps Annie Craton of The Jem Jam can shed some light on the subject? BE STRONG, CHRIS SIMS! YOU CAN DO IT, JORDAN D. WHITE! Meanwhile, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! Episode 052 - The Value of Children

Bonus Episode - Halloween 2015



HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week, we take a break from the anime to watch the year 2000 Sailor Moon Musical "Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon New/Transformation - The Path to Become the Super Warrior - Overture of Last Dracul"...also known as the one where Sailor Moon fights Dracula! Sort of. The boys are joined by T. A. Noonan for something they never thought they would encounter...AN INTERMINABLE, TERRIBLE SAILOR MOON SHOW! Meanwhile, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! Bonus Episode - Halloween 2015

Episode 053 - Our Next Target Is Babies



And, we're back! And our next target is babies! Or rather, Alan and Ann's next target is babies...which introduces us to the superstar of the show, BABY JORDAN! Chris and Jordan are joined by Kristina Murdaugh, former fandubber from Negavision, to learn all about how babies pee on faces! Meanwhile, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! Episode 053 - Our Next Target Is Babies

Episode 054 - It's Fluid Dynamics Bro



This episode has been mentioned on the podcast a few times before...yes, we have finally reached the infamous "one where Rei does the talent show thing"! Will Chris and Jordan start liking her once they get to know her? Will Kristina Murdaugh, former fandubber from Negavision, help them come around to Rei's side? And will you all enjoy Jordan's ukulele cover of "Oh Starry Night"? Let's find out. PLUS, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! Episode 054 - It's Fluid Dynamics Bro

Episode 055 - The Pied Piper Of Teen Girls



This episode is the one we like to affectionately call "The Food Episode," as Alan is discovering the weird connection between food and love that seems to have a startling hold on every single teen girl in Japan. Plus, Donna Dickens (of Hitfix) is back to tell us what she thinks Alan is REALLY "eating". This is going to be a fun one. Oh yeah, and keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! Episode 055 - The Pied Piper Of Teen Girls

Episode 056 - Magic Torture Spanx



Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's got the "most talent" of all? That's right, it's time for the obligatory school play episode, and all the cat fights you can imagine would ensue over what scout is most qualified to play Snow White! Thankfully, Donna Dickens (of Hitfix) is back to help Chris and Jordan sort through all the headshots and organize callbacks. PLUS, keep sending your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! Episode 056 - Magic Torture Spanx

Episode 057 - Tree Kids



Get ready for Sailor Moon's Breakfast Club! Ok, now that I've said that, I can tell already it's confusing--no, I don't mean we should all eat one slice of toast on the run, I mean this week, Usagi is in detention! Ironically, she's in detention for eating lunch early, so it's more of a lunch club. Thanfully, Leanne Bartle joins the boys to stay after school and watch the fun! PLUS, this is the LAST DAY to send your contest entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! Episode 057- Tree Kids

Episode 058 - Trees Don't Talk



We're reached the penultimate episode of the Doomtree Saga! It's been a weird road to get here, but as the Doomtree withers, Alan and Anne up their game and target the one and only moon pudding! Leanne Bartle is back again to help Chris and Jordan navigate their way through this nutso episode...which kicks off with a mascot-style, big-head stage show of Sailor Moon, complete with Luna. It's...real weird. Episode 058 - Trees Don't Talk

Episode 059 - Like the End of a Ska Song



This is it--the actual END of the Doomtree saga! The terrible tree teens, Alan and Ann, stand revealed...and both Mamoru and Usagi are captured and being drained of energy! Can the other scouts save them? No--they are useless this episode! But can they make it through some other way? Well, there are still 141 more episodes, so...probably, yeah. And we're joined by Aidan Sullivan to dig into the ROOTS of the issues. Episode 059 - Like the End of a Ska Song

Episode 060 - Chibi-Usa's First War Crime



We've dreaded this day for a long time, but...at last, it she has come. With this episode, we meet that horrible spore, that famingo-haired freak, that father-loving war criminal...Chibi-Usa aka Reenie aka Mini-Moon! Nothing will ever be the same again. Chris and Jordan are not thrilled, but thankfully, Aidan Sullivan is with us--someone who actually LIKES the little fungus. PLUS: we reveal the winner of the complete set of Sailor Moon Manga provided by Kodansha! Episode 060 - Chibi-Usa's First War Crime

Episode 061 - Moon Crystal Power Breakup



We're back, kicking off Sailor Business 2016 as we go full-steam into the second half of Sailor Moon R! The Dark Moon Clan goes after the first Crystal Point of Crystal Tokyo, and lo and behold...it's a make-up shop! We're joined by storyboard artist Cassidy Stone whose favorite Scout is SAILOR CHIBI MOON! How can this be? Find out this episode! Episode 061 - Moon Crystal Power Breakup

Episode 062 - Put You Best Boob Forward



Welcome back to the adventures of everyone's favorite Sailor Scouts--Victoria, Sarah, Blue and the rest! Whether you're a fan of non-stop action or glorious transformations, you're heart will not be unmoved when Blue plans to move to Germany, turning her back on her resposibilities completely! Storyboard artist Cassidy Stone returns to cheer on Chibi-Usa as the scouts are broken apart forever! Episode 062 - Put Your Best Boob Forward

Episode 063 - Notable Shrine Pervert



Time to get tough, everyone! This week, we all sign up for Protection Aesthetics, the hot new martial arts fitness craze exclusively for incredibly attractive women! That's right, everyone's favorite monster/pervert, Gramps, has a new scheme to get near the ladies...and we all get to watch through little holes in the door. Not to worry, Chris and Jordan are joined by Shivaun Hoad to work their way through this minefield of an episode. Episode 063 - Notable Shrine Pervert

Episode 064 - Shooting Xenomorphs on Mount Rushmore



It's a rainy day, and somehow, you've Karmically wound up here with Sailor Business, completely at random! It was not planned at all. But...if you're sad and longing to go home to your parents, then this episode is for you! Once again, we're joined by Shivaun Hoad to decide how we are happiest, rain or shine. Good times! Episode 064 - Shooting Xenomorphs on Mount Rushmore

Episode 065 - Army Of Furious Lesbians



Grab your choice of drink for chugging and strap in--this ones a goody. Are crystals really magic? How do you make angry lesbians? How much liquid can fit in Usagi's stomach? All these questions and more are discussed as the Scouts go to a charm store! Meanwhile, Chris and Jordan are joined by Allison Stock, who brings tales of child vigilantes, funeral ceremonies, and TM Soup. Hurrah! Episode 065 - Army Of Furious Lesbians

Episode 066 - Curry On My Wayward Future Daughter



You, there, might you be feeling anxious about your life? For an unhappy person like you, this podcast is perfect! Let's have some Sailor Business, and we can both be unhappy!!! And if that doesn't convince you, thankully, the boys have brought Allison Stock back to talk about Avocado people and curry cooking! YUM! Episode 066 - Curry On My Wayward Future Daughter

Episode 067 - What Do You Call It When A Horse Gets Underneath You?



Grab your swimsuits, Sailor Business is hitting the beach yet again--this time, a remote island with just one (luxirious) bungalow on it that happens to be right near a volcanic island of dinosaurs. No big. On their dip into this ocean of madness, Jordan and Chris are joined by Lissa Pattillo to debate this Loch Ness Mess. Prepare for a Vacation Eruption! Episode 067 - What Do You Call It When A Horse Gets Underneath You?

Episode 068 - Stained Glass Rabbit



Gather 'round, Trash Piles, and join us once more at the altar of Sailor Moon, here under the great stained glass rabbit with a really wonky leg that looks like it's been broken or something. Technical difficulties cannot stop us from bringing you new episodes...at least not for that long...so Chris and Jordan are back once more with Lissa Pattillo to discuss the big showdown of the ten or maybe eleven warriors! Join Us! Episode 068 - Stained Glass Rabbit

Episode 069 - You Got What I Need



Get ready for the Mamo-Cycle's debut, as the show takes a turn for the tuxedo, focusing on the male half of the miracle romance: Mamoru Chiba! He could be bounded in a crystal and count himself king of infinite life, were it not that he has bad dreams! Wow, I cannot believe I wrote that. Anyway, we've brought Betty Felon back to the show to delve into Tokyo's Dark Knight...and Usagi's deep emotions! Hop on! Episode 069 - You Got What I Need



Get ready for Sailor Moon R to take a turn, as the Spectre Sisters enter their final saga! First up, Katsy/Koan takes the spotlight as we get her particular views on love. She really should smoke fewer cigarettes, though. Of course, we bring back Betty Felon to take on this episode as her favorite Black Moon Clanswoman takes on her favorite Sailor Scout! Episode 070 - What A Nimbus

Episode 071 - Chesslemania



OH MAN--you better STRAP IN because you are in for some PULSE-POUNDING CHESS MATCHES this week! That's right: get your butt down to that cake-looking building called Chess Tower and prepare for the most deadly game of chess since that one Harry Potter movie! We're joined by Emily Capettini for the most awesome chess commentary you've ever listened to! CHECK! Episode 071 - Chesslemania

Episode 072 - Baked Potato Party



It's come to this: the final episode of the original syndicated DIC run of Sailor Moon! It's not the end of the season, it's not even the end of a main villain, but for some reason, THIS is where Sailor Moon "ended" for three years (and for Jordan, for about fifteen years). The final fate of the sinister Spectre sisters is decided, and Emily Capettini is back to wrap things up for this original run. WOOO! Episode 072 - Chesslemania

Episode 073 - Three Feet of Pancakes



With the Spectre Sisters in the rear view, we move forward into the "Toonami" era of Sailor Moon....and with an echoing laugh, say hello to "HellYesmeraude"! It feels like it's been three years since the last episode...from a certain point of view. We're joined by Sailor Moon authority Artlee King-Vasquez to delve into the so-called "lost" episodes as we continue Sailor Moon R! ARRRRRRR! Episode 073 - Three Feet of Pancakes

Episode 074 - Two Cats, a Wig, and a Sailor Fuku



Oh, man! Sailors Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus have all been abducted by aliens! Now, it's up to Sailor Moon, a five-year-old, two cats, and a man in a Tuxedo to save them. Except the man and the cats aren't really much help. Sailor Moon authority Artlee King-Vasquez returns to help us navigate our way through the defeat of Sailor Moon R miniboss, Rubeus! Get ready for some good-time crucifixion! Episode 074 - Two Cats, a Wig, and a Sailor Fuku

Episode 075 - Fake-Ass Future



Wow--it's time for the 75th episode of Sailor Moon...and to mark the occasion, the creators apparently decided to make the worst episode of the series! Well, so far, at least. It's so epically dumb and booooooooriiiiing. But, don't worry! We suffered through it so you don't have to, and we forced Annie Craton from the Jem Jam to watch it as well! So, just listen to this instead of watching the episode, for once. Episode 075 - Fake-Ass Future

Episode 076 - #StopCakeShaming2K16



Now, this is more like it--in this week's episode, Sailor Moon takes on an ALL YOU CAN EAT CAKE BUFFET! Guess what happens? A new shop has opened in the Juban district...and all is not as it seems. It's everything that makes Sailor Moon great shoved in your face until you cannot eat another bite! Thankfully, Annie Craton from the Jem Jam was hungry enough to come back for a second helping...YUM! Episode 076 - #StopCakeShaming2K16

Episode 077 - The Maxfield Stanton Memorial Small Business Grant

Episode 078 - A Spoonful of Salt



The "Block of Wood" gets a spotlight as all the Sailor Scouts are struck down by disease except goddess of love, Minako Aiko! Considering that she owns a custom nurse outfit, you would assume she's good at taking care of people, right? RIGHT? Our friend Anita Petrie joins us again to nurse the series back to health! Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt at the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club at http://sailorbusiness.teetoki.com/ before it's gone for good! Episode 078 - A Spoonful of Salt

Episode 079 - Cat-Level Respectability Politics



Because no one demanded it...it's an ARTEMIS-centric episode! That's right--Artemis goes solo this week, coincidentally stumbling upon a Nega-Moon plot to...do something evil involving an animal shelter? It's all pretty confusing. Thankfully, friend of the show Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press returns to help us through another cat episode! Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt at the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club before it's gone for good! Episode 079 - Cat-Level Respectability Politics

Episode 080 - Bro, You Gotta Get A Mani-Pedi



Get out your math books, it's an episode spotlighting Ami Mizuno (or is it MI-zuno)! Ami has yet again gained the highest score in her class on a test...but this time, Melvin and company have CAUGHT AMI CHEATING! How can this be! Our pal Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press is back to help weigh the evidence against Ami! Plus--an all-new T-Shirt is going up on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club that might just be related to the episode! Episode 080 - Bro, You Gotta Get A Mani-Pedi

Episode 081 - That Custom Bedsheet Lifestyle



Oh man, all you Chibi-Usa fans out there are in luck! And all you real people who actually exist, hang in there! We will do our best to make this episode bearable. There are two droids--for no reason--who make a school of kids go crazy--for no reason--and we have Vanessa Leslie with us--for a GOOD reason--to help discuss it! Plus--pick up our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club before it disappears! Episode 081 - That Custom Bedsheet Lifestyle

Episode 082 - Who's Late for a Zoot Suit Riot?



Strap in, trash piles--it's an all-new strong contender for the worst episode of Sailor Moon ever! Who would have thought the scouts all teaming up to travel to the future would be so uninteresting! Prepare yourself for walking-into-the-wind action! And a genie that's not a genie! And...generally a story that makes no sense! Thankfully, Vanessa Leslie has agreed to suffer through the episode along with us! Plus--pick up our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club before it's LOST IN TIME! Episode 082 - Who's Late for a Zoot Suit Riot?

Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2016



It's June the 30th, so you know what that means...USAGI'S BIRTHDAY! This year, we did a full-length bonus episode to celebrate, talking about milkshake etiquette, sandwiches, friend-making skills, scaredy-catness, and answer a handful of audience questions. And, once again, we are joined by Betty Felon for the festivities! Plus, why not get your self a present: our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Bonus Episode - Usagi's Birthday 2016

Episode 083 - A Flashback to a Dream of a Prophecy of the Future



Two, that's right, TWO TIMES the Tuxedo Mask! Just what no one on earth was asking for! At least one of them spends some time on a hang glider. We're still trapped in the future, which is not our favorite thing...and we learn all about the upcoming ICEAGE. Thankfully, Shannon Manor warms us with the heat of her fury at the episode! Plus, take a look into your own future--owning out all new shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 083 - A Flashback to a Dream of a Prophecy of the Future

Episode 084 - I Was Going To Let This Go But I've Decided Against It



We're still stuck in the future, guys. It's the 30th Century, and there is a dragon. Don't worry, future crystal computers can make a wireframe of the dragon, so it's not a problem. Sigh. But wait, Shannon Manor is back with us again to say fairwell to Hellyesmeraude! Oh, and hey--get your own Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 084 - I Was Going To Let This Go But I've Decided Against It

Episode 085 - 6th Grade Emo Poetry



Get in your time machine and head straight to '90s Hot Topic, it's time for the birth of Wicked Lady! Is this episode awesome or totally stupid? Is Sailor Moon R somehow tricking us all into thinking it was good? Returning guest Catie Donnelly joins us to go deep into Chibi's psychology! PLUS--pick up a Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 085 - 6th Grade Emo Poetry

Episode 086 - Rosing All The Shuttlecocks



Ever since he first appeared, Sailor Moon fans have been asking--nay--demanding that we take a break from those boring old Sailor Scouts and take some time to focus on everyone's favorite character, Saphir! No, wait...no one wanted that ever. And yet, here we are! Also returning is our friend Catie Donnelly to help us discoverer who the Wiseman's boss is! And also--pick up a Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 086 - Rosing All the Shuttlecocks

Bonus Episode - Moon Animate Make-Up 2

Episode 087 - Loathe Everything



Yes, yes--LOATHE EVERYTHING! That is the new theme of Sailor Business as we come to terms with nearing the end of Sailor Moon R! We have been enveloped by darkness! Except, who can stay upset when we've brought Kat Kuhl of the One Shot Podcast back on the show? Can she make the boys love Chibi??? AND there's still teim to buy the HELLYESmeraude shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 087 - Loathe Everything

Episode 088 - In a Moon Minute



It's the end of Sailor Moon R! All the plotlines are tied up and it would make no sense for there to be another episode after this, so...yeah, this is the end! We fare well to Wicked Lady and Chibi Usa, and we've got Kat Kuhl of the One Shot Podcast back to see off her favorite character and one of her favorite episodes! AND there's an all-new Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 088 - In a Moon Minute

Episode 089 - Sailor Karen



We're back again with THE WORST, MOST B.S. EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON EVER. Seriously, we cannot even believe this counts as an episode. It's the most bogus...uhg. Anyway, we're back, and we've brought Dr. Devon White to suffer through the end of R with us!And don't forget to support us by buying a Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 089 - Sailor Karen

Episode 090 - Finally, Some Hard Science



Enter: Sailor Moon S! Finally, we leave behind all the superstitious nonsense that was so pervasive in the crystals and tarot cards of Sailor Moon R and get to some REAL SCIENCE with S! Get ready for a season of amature heart surgery! And we even have Dr. Devon White to confirm all the medically accurate science of this episode. And I think you still have a little time to get that Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 090 - Finally, Some Hard Science

Episode 091 - A Brief History of Xena: Warrior Princess Season 2



Get ready for an education as this week we learn about what can happen when a young girl and a man go to an old, abandoned mansion for some alone time. Spoiler: it's not what you think! And we've got fan-favorite guest Allison Stock back to watch with us! PLUS: keep an eye on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club for a brand new T-Shirt! Episode 091 - A Brief History of Xena: Warrior Princess Season 2

Episode 092 - Where You Been Getting Your Kicks?



New scouts appear?!? Yeah, they do. But what about that hot boy who shows up? You know, who looks exactly like one of those lady scouts? No worries, all-star guest Allison Stock is here to help the boys sort through it all...and it gets crazy. PLUS: holy cow, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 092 - Where You Been Getting Your Kicks?

Episode 093 - Fandom Has Done More With Less



A whale swimming through space. A lemon bouncing on a violin. Seven milkshakes and two cups of tea. A romantic date with four tagalong guests. These are a few of the mind-bending things you will witness in this week's episode. Thankfully, Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is back to help us understant the ununderstandable. And DO NOT FORGET, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club! Episode 093 - Fandom Has Done More With Less

Episode 094 - They're Just So Cousins



Remember your first kiss? Or perhaps even, remember the first kiss ever, between Adam and Eve? Pretty romantic, right? I know all us trash piles have been saving ourselves for that first kiss with our destined garbage, and this episode is all about that. Once more Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is here to help us navigate the complicated emotional world of smooching in this crazy life we live. Pucker up! Episode 094 - They're Just So Cousins

Episode 095 - Three's Business



Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues until your dance partner becomes a tentacle trap! That's right, it's time for romance with an affection/best friend contest for who wins that prize all couples/best friends want... to... light up a giant heart statue... in a big paved park. Ah well. But, it's a great episode with Pizza Coffee's own Christie O'Brien-Murphy is here to get us through! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Become a patron today! Episode 095 - Three's Business

Episode 096 - Riding In Cars With Girls



No, Haruka! you mustn't look at Makoto that way! That way you look at someone who you are totally cool with tearing the heart out of and leaving them to die! It's unforgivable! That's right--it's the "Jupiter has a cursh on Uranus and Uranus is ok with Jupiter dying" episode! And we're lucky that Christie O'Brien-Murphy is back to help us deal with what is and is not the issue here! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Become a patron today! Episode 096 - Riding In Cars With Girls

Episode 097 - Funky Swinger Looking for a Gal Pal



For some reason, everyone's got it in their heads that all Ami wants to do is study! Why would people think that? It's really hurting Ami's feelings, guys, there's a lot more to her than studying. Like...uh... swimming! Right! Swimming! Dive into this Ami episode along with Toni Intelisano and give it your all, or you're a coward! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you! Episode 097 - Funky Swinger Looking for a Gal Pal

Episode 098 - Rag N' Cave Water



Hope you like dirt bikes! Or, failing that, I hope you like ladies with tire crotches! That's right--we're gonna find out that girlies CAN win bike races as it turns out Haruka is a racing star! Can she and Sailor Moon put their differences aside to beat some villins? Not really, no! But we're haning with Toni Intelisano and watching the show all the same! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you! Episode 098 - Rag N' Cave Water

Episode 099 - Ma'am, Please Get Off the Train



People all over the world--join hands! Get on the evil monster train! That's right, I think you can, I think you can listen to this episode where a daimon egg possesses a tram car...while Raye and Chad have some love trouble! Thankfully, new guest Elizabeth Dubois climbs aboard to help us remember our stop! PLUS: don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show...and help us reach bonus goals! Episode 099 - Ma'am, Please Get Off the Train

Episode 100 - Volleyboobs



Two an half years later, here we are, ONE HUNDRED EPISODES DEEP, and halfway through Sailor Moon!!! And how do the makers of the anime celebrate this milestone episode? With a focus on Mina playing volleyball and a daemon too hot for Dead Or Alive. Awesomely, returning guest Elizabeth Dubois is with us to sing us an original French song about Jupiter bringing the thunder! PLUS: don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show...and help us reach bonus goals! Episode 100 - Volleyboobs

Episode 101 - A Really Great Myrtle Beach Joke



Did you know glass slippers are still a thing? Yeah, we didn't either. And we actually sort of suspect that they aren't a thing and never were...but somehow, for Usagi, they are TOTALLY a thing. It's Usagi's birthday (in the show, not IRL) and she is determined that she should get one of these least-practical-ever shoes. We're joined by the awesome Kathryn Walsh to have a ball! PLUS: don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show...and help us reach bonus goals! Episode 101 - A Really Great Myrtle Beach Joke

Episode 102 - Party City Sailor Moon



What the--?! Who the heck is that? That couldn't be...no, wait, that isn't...but how could...is that...Sailor Moon?!? That's right, Usagi has walked right into a trap on Tokyo Tower, and coming to her rescue is...Sailor Moon! How can this be? Join us and Kathryn Walsh as we puzzle out this complete mystery! PLUS: don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show! Episode 102 - Party City Sailor Moon

Bonus Episode - Fan2Sea Cruise 2017



Sailor Business takes to the sea for their very first ive episode! That's right, Chris hit the seas on the Fan2Sea Cruise last month and recorded a special live episode re-reviewing episode 12 of Sailor Moon...the one with Jadeite's couples murder cruise! Join him along with special guests Lefty Lucy and Stella Chuu to take to the waters once again! PLUS: we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more! Bonus Episode - Fan2Sea Cruise 2017

Sailor Business R Movie, Part 1: Guy Fiore



It's finally time! Now that the Sailor Moon R movie has had a theatrical release in the US, we've got together and recorded our take on this classic...over the course of two episodes! In this first half, the scouts take on a creepy crab-legged flower lady...and Mamoru's ex-boyfriend?! Our sister-podcaster Allison Stock of Xena Warrior Business joins us for the promise...of a rose! PLUS: we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more! Sailor Business R Movie, Part 1: Guy Fiore

Sailor Business R Movie, Part 2: Everybody's Mom



This week, we complete the Sailor Moon R movie...which might just be the Sailor Mooniest Sailor Moon thing in the Sailor Moon world! Get out your hankies and prepare to cry with love and happiness, because this is the real stuff. Once again, Allison Stock of Xena Warrior Business joins us as we fly back to Earth...or at least near Earth orbit. PLUS: we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more! Sailor Business R Movie, Part 2: Everybody's Mom

Episode 103 - Tono: Taiko! Tenoh? Tomoe--Oh no!



We're back to Sailor Moon S, and we're not the only annoying ones to show back up this episode...yeah, that's right--the spore is back. Small Lady Chibi-Usa Reeny is back...and we're there to tolerate it, along with our new friend Katarina Rdultovskia! PLUS: we met our first stretch goal on the Sailor Business Patreon but we still need your support to hit more! Episode 103 - Tono: Taiko! Tenoh? Tomoe--Oh no!

Sailor Chibi Business 001 - Thought Circuits



Welcome to our first Sailor Chibi Business episode, our ongoing series of bonus episodes exploring matters related to Sailor Moon that are not covered by our usual Sailor Business episode. First off...Jordan and Chris take a deep dive into the lyrics of the show's theme song, Moonlight Densetsu! And don't forget, these chibi-sodes are made possible by our patrons at the Sailor Business Patreon, so feel free to join up and help out! Sailor Chibi Business 001 - Thought Circuits

Episode 104 - Read It With Your Imagination



Hope you're in the mood for fancy leaf water with new friends, because we're back with a new episode! Oh, and by the way, happy 25th anniversary, Sailor Moon Anime! This amazing cartoon has been around for a quarter of a century...so let's celebrate by doing our best elephant impressions and/or wearing overly large kimonos! We're joined again by our new pal Katarina Rdultovskia! And don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show! Episode 104 - Read It With Your Imagination

Episode 105 - No Such Luck, Puff Pants



It's time for another summer holiday episode--this time, it's one where Makoto has run off to train in the countryside with a monk! But don't worry, we get lots of the other scouts...except Chibi, thankfully! We're joined again by our old friend Artlee King-Vasquez to learn how cold waterfalls are and how restful meditation is! Plus, don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show! Episode 105 - No Such Luch, Puff Pants

Episode 106 - Wind Of Uranus



Hey--you ever wonder what Sailor Uranus did before she wandered around tearing our strangers' hearts? Turns out, she used to uncaringly win track races because she had nothing better to do. Let's watch! Also in this episode, we get our guest Artlee King-Vasquez to say the words that became this episode's name! Plus, don't forget about our Sailor Business Patreon where you can help support the show! Episode 106 - Wind Of Uranus

Sailor Chibi Business 002 - The Most Important Cartoon



After an unfortunate absence for a couple weeks, Sailor Business is BACK with a Sailor Chibi Episode...talking about TV shows influenced by Sailor Moon! Sailor Moon reincarnated in her own son? Sailor Moon as Spider-Man? Sailor Moon as an american high schooler? sailor moon as a boy? It's all here! An remember, this special episode was made possible by supporters of the Sailor Business Patreon... so lend your support there! Sailor Chibi Business 002 - The Most Important Cartoon

Episode 107 - Barking Up the Wrong Tree



Holy cow, we're back again, with a story about a tiny child's first love! Yeah, it's Chibi Small Lady Serena Usagi's time for romance, and it's as silly as you'd expect. And not to worry, we do act sorry for the delay in episodes... and Emma Gabor is there to forgive us! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 107 - Barking Up the Wrong Tree

Episode 108 - Relativity Is Like A Flan



Grab somebody else's discarded cosmopolitan and get ready to party! That's right, Sailor Moon is at a fancy ball again, and you know what that means... that's right, she is GETTING SLIZZARD. In multiple langues, no less! Don't worry, we're acting as chaperones and designated drivers... along with our new pal Emma Gabor! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 108 - Relativity Is Like A Flan

Sailor Chibi Business 003 - I've Never Cried



Hang on--is this a Chibisode or a 'Sode? It's a full-length "Chibi"sode turning our attention to the first volume of the most recent collected edition of CODENAME: SAILOR V! You will believe a block of wood has a personality! That's right--Mina is an actual character here, and the boys love it...as does our special guest, Kat Kuhl! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Chibi Business 003 - I've Never Cried

Episode 109 - A Night Out at the Bronze



Holy crap--is this a MINA episode that the guys BOTH LIKE?!? Yes, yes it is. In addition, I think it's also a super duper big episode wherein, as the title reveals, the episode where all secrets are bared and identities revealed! We also go DEEP on the color of Luna, and Cassidy Stone is there to help us! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 109 - A Night Out at the Bronze

Episode 110 - The Cousins-est Thing



It's murder day, everyone! That's right--it's finally time for the appearance of a Talisman, and that means letting some pure hearted person just lay there and die! Ready for a good time? How about a Murderworld Cathedral on an oil rig? Let's do this. We got Cassidy Stone back to chime in, too! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 110 - The Cousins-est Thing

Episode 111 - Meatball Head is Too Intimate



Time for a really serious episode, with dead or dying scouts, a triptych of talismans, and yes, the happy cup itself--the Holy Grail. We brought back good friend of the show Shannon Manor for this momentous occasion and to discuss an all-new HS AU. And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 111 - Meatball Head is Too Intimate

Episode 112 - Wyatt Earp Might Forgive You... But We Won't!



A new episode brings us a new witch of the 5, and what a wonderful witch she is... it's time for Mimete to take center stage! She's pretty great. Oh--and Chibi Usa meets some girl. Our old pal Shannon Manor joins us again to talk all about it, and wax rhapsodic about a certain pairing! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 112 - Wyatt Earp Might Forgive You... But We Won't!

Episode 113 - #WhoIsMichael



This episode is all about Reeny making a friend...a creepy, pale, sickly friend who might be the ultimate evil. Sounds like a good match! Also--Jordan owns a cel from this episode! Our new friend Lindsay Hornsby is here to watch along with us, and talk oldschool Sailor Moon internets! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 113 - #WhoIsMichael

Episode 114 - "Jord"



It's YET ANOTHER talent contest this week, as everyone's two favorite idol-idolizers go head to head! That's right--we're talking Mina versus Mimete, and only one can win a role in a major motion picture! We shall judge them both along with our guest, Lindsay Hornsby and we promise not to ask really creepy questions while they are in bikinis. And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 114 - "Jord"

Episode 115 - Thoughts On The Butt



You know how Usagi makes friends with everyone in like one second? Apparently, her daughter takes MANY EPISODES to make one friend. Here's another episode of her making friends with tech-crew member Hotaru. We're joined by Erin Hunter to judge awkward father/daughter images, sexy babies, and naked butts. And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 115 - Thoughts On The Butt



We're back after a week off while Chris recovers from a terrible case of the "Mondays" contracted at a Garfield Convention...and we're bringing an episode so bland, everyone has forgotten all about it before recording. No worries, our wonderful guest Erin Hunter is here to be charming and interesting when the episode is not. And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 116 - He Moves In Botanical Circles

Episode 117 - A Pile of Girl



Get ready for a weird episode with some real wackadoo time-filling jokes...and I hope you all speak whistle! Hotaru has a celebrity crush on an athlete, and the Usagis are determined to make this sickly girls dream to meet him come true! Old friend Vanessa Leslie stops by (with a little bit of technical difficulty...) to help us make sense of this nonsense! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 117 - A Pile of Girl

Episode 118 - Uno Business



Ok, remember last week, when we said that was a weird episode? Oh, man... we hadn't seen nothing yet. It's back into a nebulous mish-mash of dimensions we go, only to end up with a raelly gamey monster! Are we gonna talk Uno and Scrabble? Heck yeah, we are! This is the reason our pal Vanessa Leslie came on the show in the first place! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 118 - Uno Business

Episode 119 - The Usagihold



Get ready for a totally normal episode where the totally normal thing where a hot DJ named after a writer of serial killers narrates at the local planetarium! A bit cliche, but join us for it anyway, won't you? Plus...a semi-indecent daimon! We're joined by new guest Emily Carter to get through this important but bonkers episode! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 119 - The Usagihold

Episode 120 - The Butt Poker of the Group



We're delving deep into the secret of Mugen Academy, and it's something you would never have guessed! Partly because you never knew there was a secret at Mugen Academy before, and there was no hint of what the secret was before this episode. No worries, we team up with guest Emily Carter to go over all the crazy reveals! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 120 - The Butt Poker of the Group

Episode 121 - Tellu's Senior Thesis



Mimete--we will remember you forever! But now it's time to start the presumably equally long run of the next mini-boss of Sailor Moon S... TELLU! And I am SURE she has an equally original spin to her and doesn't just reproduce a villain theme we've seen multiple times before. Joining us is our pal Emily Panda Jarrell who will come with us into this bold new era! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 121 - Tellu's Senior Thesis

Sailor Chibi Business 004 - Crystalburg



A CHIBISODE! It's been a long time, but Chibisodes are back for the Labor Day holiday! This time, we tackle a suggestiong from a Greg (but one of the good ones), what we would do if we were in charge of a 2017 Sailor Moon reboot! Will it offer all new insight into what we love about the original? I sure hope so! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Chibi Business 004 - Crystalburg

Episode 122 - It's Never Too Late for Regrets



Back into the episodes, with only Witches 2 remaining, we step into Mugen Academy with a non-Greg Ami spotlight! Also: it's not a great episode for Jordan, between what Viluy looks like and what it takes to do science. our good friend Emily Panda Jarrell rejoins us for this national practice exam of an episode! And, once again--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 122 - It's Never Too Late for Regrets

Episode 123 - Wicked Lady Part 2: This Time It's Personal



What's this? A Sailor Moon episode with a legit surprise? And one that is not even spoiled by the original episode title? What is this world we have entered?!? Now worries, we're here to hold your hands for this adventure, along with our new friend Lindsay Arielle! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 123 - Wicked Lady Part 2: This Time It's Personal

Episode 124 - Jason X Style



Holy smokes, things are really heating up, now! Exploding helicopters, creepy doll-men, sexy goop ladies, Sailor Fence, and unexpected reveals... this episode is chock full of bananas and fun fun fun! Yeah, you better strap in this time, it's a wild ride. And heay--our new pal Lindsay Arielle is back with us for this episode to remember! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 124 - Jason X Style

Sailor Chibi Business 005 - The Good Ones

Sailor Chibi Business 006 - BANNED

Sailor Chibi Business 007 - We're Saying Iconic A Lot

Sailor Chibi Business 008 - Magic Space Baby

Episode 125 - Moon Healing Placebo



Strap in, Trash Piles--both Chris and Jordan are back and it's time for an episode that is completely bonkers from start to finish! Let your hair flop down all over the floor and make sure no one can bite you on the boob, because it's time to wrap up the main plot of Sailor Moon S along with new friend Krys Lewis! Miss us? Let us know on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 125 - Moon Healing Placebo

Episode 126 - Good Grief



Don't worry, Trash Piles: despite Chris's fears, we were able to record a full length episode of Sailor Business despite the episode of Sailor Moon having VERY LITTLE CONTENT! Let's all follow up on that baby from last episode, and have an unecessary fight, along with our pal Krys Lewis! Let us know your thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 126 - Good Grief

Sailor Chibi Business 009 - What If...?



Happy Thanksgiving, Trashpiles! Welcome to our Chibisode that answers the question...what if? What if the Senshi had become Beryl's henchmen instead of the Four Kings? What if the Senshi were not reborn after Season one? What if Mercury was the first Sailor Scout? these questions and more are explored across the multiverse! Let us know your answers on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Chibi Business 009 - What If...?

Sailor Chibi Business 010 - Was Princess Serenity Dumb?



Another chibisode? Holidays are getting in our way, but yes! More chibi-fun, this time with the guys tackling your favorite fan theories? Is Jadeite Wiseman? Is Chibimoon Usagi? Is Molly everyone else? We decide the answers arbitrarily once and for all! Let us know your favorite fan theories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Chibi Business 010 - Was Princess Serenity Dumb?

Episode 127 - Do They Have Microwaves in the Future?



We're back for the last episode of Sailor Moon R...oh, no wait, this is the totally pointless, waste of time that is the ending of Sailor Moon S! But should have been basically the ending of Sailor Moon R? Thankfully, Shannon Manor is here to destroy the episode for us as we get back into the main series! Let us know your thoughts on this episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 127 - Are There Microwaves in the Future?

Episode 128 - The Pastel Upsidedown



Time to jump head first into the start of Sailor Moon season 4, AKA Sailor Moon SuperS... or Sailor Moon Super S... or Sailor Moon Superses? Something like that. Get ready for some serious horseplay... and Shannon Manor is back with us again to kick it off and we are all ready for weirdness! Let us know your thoughts on this episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 128 - The Pastel Upsidedown

Sailor Chibi Business 011 - A-Zone

Episode 129 - Horse Power Make-Up



Happy New Years, Trashpiles! What better way to ring it in than keeping your M on some SB? And how about horses? Was you 2017 lacking in horses? This episode is gonna have all the horses you need for the year! We're joined by Emily Yoshida to horse around with Sailor Moon SuperS! Let us know your Sailor Moon horse thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 129 - Horse Power Make-Up

Episode 130 - The Madam Killer



Because (we imagine) the fans (maybe?) demanded it (really?)... It's an episode focused on Usagi's mother, Ikoku Tsukino! And this is one Mom I'd Like to Find-out-about-the-dreams-of, wouldn't you? We go into this mother along with help from our new friend Emily Yoshida! Your mother should know she can find us on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 130 - The Madam Killer

Episode 131 - That's a LQQK



We're back with the lackluster send-off of two major Sailor Moon characters dating back to the pilot episode... it's the LAST Molly and Melvin plot! Say goodbye to "Molvin" aka "Uminaru" along with new friend Amanda Redmond! Send your farewells to us on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 131 - That's a LQQK

Episode 132 - Brony Friendzony



FINALLY, an episode of Sailor Moon that address that age-old debate... pink horse or blue hippo? We get to the bottom of this incredibly controversial topic, as well as other, simpler topics like man/girl relationships, along with our friend Amanda Redmond! Let us know where YOU stand on the horse v. hippo debate on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 132 - Brony Friendzony

Episode 133 - Time to Settle



It's a Cat Episode! Hang on--don't get too excited--it's an Artemis Episode. Wait... is Artemis in love with a nun? Holy crap, did he have a KITTEN with a nun?!? All this and more uncomfortable conversations about human/animal relations along with returnign guest Artlee King-Vasquez await! Let us know how uncomfortable you were on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 133 - Time to Settle

Episode 134 - Time to Settle



Hey--who is that girl from Makoto's past who looks suspiciously like Ami and who Mako-chan seems to get all watery-eyed thinking about? Why, it's a 15-year old best-selling lady George R. R. Martin! Join us with returning guest Artlee King-Vasquez to do some literally analysis on this lady! Let us know your shipping theories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 134 - Viscerally Moving



What on Earth is that bootleg-looking garbage there? Is that some Planet Girl, Dollar Store knockoff or some sort? No--it's the so-called "Saban Moon", the Americanized Sailor Moon adaptation that was pitch and, thankfully, stuck down. This week, Chris and Annie Craton talk about this crazy cartoon that never was! Let us know your thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Chibi Business 012 - She Shoots Lasers at Satan

Episode 135 - Horse For Teacher



Every once in a while, a young person has a teacher that really moves them, opening their minds to learning and changing their lives forever. Other times, you have total crap teachers who suck. This episode is about the latter. We're joined with new friend Stephanie Moor to learn how not to be a teacher. Tell us what YOU learned from this on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 135 - Horse For Teacher

Episode 136 - Darkr



Time to dress up as a ninja and spy on your loved ones, because it's a brand new episode of Sailor Moon! Featuring classic Sailor Moon moments like teenage girls seeing grown-ass men fully nude! That's right--Usagi cannot trust Mamo to spend ONE NIGHT with Rei without exposing himself, and our new friend Stephanie Moor is here to help us judge him. Tell us your judgments of him on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 136 - Darkr

Episode 137 - A Full-On Frolic



Hoo boy. This episode is something else entirely. You'd never believe you'd be longing for Tiger's Eye, but you will when you get into this...complicated Fish Eye plot. We're joined by Emily E. Meo to sift through it and try to make sense of things. Tell us your thoughts on this one on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 137 - A Full-On Frolic

Episode 138 - Don't Believe the Sex Theory



This week, it's the other half of the "Cookbook Has a Type" series where Amy falls in with a widowed car mechanic who knows how cars feel. And if there's a widow in play, you just know the Madam Killer has to get involved. That's right, we're back to Hawk's Eye, joined by Emily E. Meo and we're all going to make the best of things together. Tell us how YOUR car feels on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 138 - Don't Believe the Sex Theory

Sailor Chibi Business 013 - An Onion of Villainous Intent

Sailor Chibi Business 014 - A Bad Place For Her Software

Episode 139 - H. Reginald Cloverway & Associates



Get ready to learn some BAD parenting advice--NO, not from Jordan! From an angry sword-mother who wants to show her child how it's done by kicking her ass! We're joined by new friend Leah Williams to do the play-by-play! Tell us who your advice on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 139 - H. Reginald Cloverway & Associates

Episode 140 - Clothes Encounters of the Perv Kind



This is a difficult episode, people. Fisheye is not the most comfortable topic on this show, and there is a lot to dance around this week! Fisheye has become the muse of a fashion designer and becomes incredibly full of himself... it's pretty awk. But we're back with Leah Williams to get through this ordeal! Tell us how you coped with this one on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 140 - Clothes Encounters of the Perv Kind

Episode 141 - Professional Creeps



Is this the best Mina episode of the entire series? It might just be! Everyone's favorite Goddess of Love is two-timing, so don't let your children listen to this episode--they are too young to hear about such a thing! One person who isn't too young to hear it is our great friend Ginny Otto, here to help us figure it all out! Tell us about YOUR two-timing experiences on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 141 - Professional Creeps

Episode 142 - DTM - Down To Moon



You like grumpy old ladies who are mean to everyone they meet? You know, a real Mrs. Deagle type who makes every person they meet hate them? Then, oh boy, have we got an episode for you! And hey...that couldn't be one of the best chefs in the world slumming it in a fruit Parlor, could it? Oh man, our great friend Ginny Otto is back to help us suss it out once again! Tell us about YOUR mean old lady encounters on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 142 - DTM - Down To Moon

Episode 143 - I Gotta Talk To My Horse About This



Has Pegasus turned evil and begun attacking tractor trailers and making them crash to disrupt human supply lines in an effort to cripple humanity and take over the world? Anything is possible. Well, anythign but that--it's definitely not the case... but what IS happening is even weirder. And speaking of weird, we're joined by TWO guests, sisters Erin and Megan Kearney to talk about this horse mystery! Tell us about YOUR horse encounters on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 143 - I Gotta Talk To My Horse About This

Sailor Chibi Business 015 - Pretty Lawyer Sailor Moon



It's time for a new Chibisode, and this one is a really funny one... Chris brings in legal expert Erin Kearney to go over just what kind of laws the villains or Sailor Moon are actually breaking! So... maybe Sailor Moon IS a crime fighter... by accident... Tell us what crimes YOU'VE broken on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Chibi Business 015 - Pretty Lawyer Sailor Moon

Episode 144 - The Way of All Gregs

We're back into the show with a very special episode. Is it an Ami spotlight? Is it a Shingo spotlight? Is it SHIMI SHIPPING spotlight? That's right, there's a new miracle romance in town, and this one has its nose in a book and its elbows to the sky. We've brought back sisters Erin and Megan Kearney to get first crack at this love for the ages! Send us your Shimi shipping thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 144 - The Way of All Gregs

Episode 145 - Torpedo Ass

Is this Black Swan? Is this Perfect Blue? No, it's the obligatory ballet episode of Sailor Moon! Did you know Usagi always wanted to be a prima ballerina but never made any efforts towards this goal in her life? Yeah--that sounds like her. Get ready for some behind-the-scenes drama, and we've brought our pal Emily Panda Jarrell back to commentate on it! Send us your ballet reviews on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 145 - Torpedo Ass

Episode 146 - Princess Related News

What's that they're saying on the news--you know, the news, where they tell us like important stories that matter--are they saying that the visiting Princess has a cold? OH NO! Don't worry everyone, my sources say she's faking so she can go to a street fair and steal balloons. Thankfully, good citizen and friend of the show Emily Panda Jarrell is on hand with up to the minute analysis! Send us your princess news on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 146 - Princess Related News

Episode 147 - They Fightin' Remy

This is it--the episode Cook Bookers have been waiting for! Or rather, the opening of an episode that Cook Bookers have been waiting for and then hoping we would all turn off before we see how terrible the episode gets after that brief moment of joy. Thankfully, our new friend Rebecca Reuland is here with us to wait through this long night in the rain! Send us your favorite dance partners on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 147 - They Fightin' Remy

Episode 148 - Double Queen is at the Top

Uh-oh... look out, Usagi! That beautiful lady is trying to steal your man! Or rather, that man pretending to be a beautiful lady is trying to steal your man! Or rather, that fish turned into a man masquerading as a beautiful lady is trying to... you know what? This is messed up. But good news! New friend Rebecca Reuland is back again to help us parse it! Send us your favorite kinds of fish on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 148 - Double Queen is at the Top

Episode 149 - You Either Got A Horse In You Or You Don't

Episode 150 - Cirque De La Lune Morte

We are 3/4th of the way through ALL of the original Sailor Moon anime, and we're halfway through SuperS... which means we're bringing in the Amazoness Quartet as our new nemeses! And our guest Kel McDonald has brought spoilers that are not spoilers for the Anime because they don't do that stuff in the anme! Send us your non-spoilers on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 150 - Cirque De La Lune Morte

Episode 151 - Zoom and Enhance

The show takes a total left turn with one of the characters, with Ami doing something we've never seen her do before... while in our podcast, one of the host FAILS to do something he's never failed to do before! And we're joined by one of our first guests, Betty Felon, to celebrate! Send us your completely out-of-character interests on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 151 - Zoom and Enhance

Episode 152 - It Gave Me Jughead Thoughts

It's a Mars episode, and this time, once we finsih talking about school supplies for an obscenely long time, we get a victim with a major case of Single Rei Female as a little girl want to be Rei, who happens to be a total phony. But don't worry, Betty Felon is here to be on Rei's side and tell us what the nerdiest color is! Send us what scout your would creep on and replace on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 152 - It Gave Me Jughead Thoughts

Episode 153 - Cavities Must Be Trending

Get ready for what some would call the most disturbing episode of Sailor Moon of all time... the DENTIST EPISODE! Hold your toothbrushes close and keep some floss at the ready because cavities are the most common disease around, and they are trending! And we're joined by Erika Chappell to really drill down into this one for the sake of tooth health! Send us your dental tips on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 153 - Cavities Must Be Trending

Episode 154 - Chain Lightning

In this episode, the true miracle romance of the show, the most popular ship of the fleet, BREAKS UP! That's right -- it's the end of Venus/Jupiter! That's right, when they both go for the same man (sort of?) that beatiful love is no more... but new attacks are born! Erika Chappell is back with us to mourn this loss! Send us your dental tips on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 154 - Chain Lightning

Episode 155 - She Won't Know Anything About Crystals

Reeny is back in the spotlight along with her green-haired buddy as Sports Festival comes to her school! But what should be a Field Day of dreams turns into a Vault of Horrors when we learn that Chibi is a complete waste because there is one event she is no good at! We're joined by Angela Hanson to judge her harshly for her shortcomings! Send us what sporting events you are terrible at on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 155 - She Won't Know Anything About Crystals

Episode 156 - Being A Good Satan

Let's keep the spotlight on Reeny, I guess... with some character continuity regarding her interest in drawing! the gang meets a dumbass starving artist who teaches us the hazards of selling out... as written by professional animators. Plus: hear about 50 animes all better than Sailor Moon! We're joined once more by Angela Hanson to tell us all about it! Send us what animes YOU think are better than Sailor Moon on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Episode 156 - Being A Good Satan

Sailor Chibi Business 016 - Not So Small Anymore

While Jordan was busy at New York Comic Con, Chris got together with friend of the show Shannon Manor for a Chibisode! This time, they look at Chapter 40, Dream 2 from the Sailor Moon manga, the age-swap episode... which also features some weird Ami stuff. Send us your magical family age-swapping stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Chibi Business 016 - Not So Small Anymore

Sailor Business 157 - The Magnificent Flying Dumbass

Oh, great--it's another episode about Chibi and her stupid friends. You were all sick of the actual main Sailor Scouts being too much the center of attention in this show, right? You were hoping to follow much younger characters who are simultaneously more boring an more annoying, yeah? thankfully, delightful friend of the show Annie Craton is back to suffer alongside us! Send us the extent of your pain at watching this season on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 157 - The Magnificent Flying Dumbass

Sailor Business 158 - Why Can't I Kiss A Horse?!

Ever want to talk a lot about a pre-teen girl kissing a horse, but don't want to be caught on the kind of website that would talk about that? Well, it turns out we're doing that on our site, too. We all feel disgusting about it, yes. thankfully, Annie Craton is with us to talk through the trauma of this episode! Send us your personal horse-kiss trauma on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 158 - Why Can't I Kiss A Horse?!

Sailor Chibi Business 17 - Idol Ninja Warrior

Sailor Business 159 - A Means to a Horse

Chibi has a boyfriend, and you will never believe who it is! Unless you think it's a horse, in which case you're right, she is dating a god damned horse. And Sailor Mercury knows what THAT means. We're back with Cristina Gomez to talk about this Three's Company-ass episode about Chibi's love life. YAY! Send us your understandings of horse dating on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 159 - A Means to a Horse

Sailor Business 160 - Big Soft Heads

OMG, an episode we ACTUALLY ENJOYED! Maybe it's due to low expectations, but the Scouts get tricked into volunteering at a coming of age ceremony, and the Amazoness Quartet are along for the ride! That's right, it's a weird random event where the good an bad guys meet! Fun times! And once again Cristina Gomez joins us to talk about the fun. Hurrah! Send us your coming of age stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 160 - Big Soft Heads

Sailor Business 161 - The Threat of Spiders

Are you afraid of spiders? Well, don't worry, you don't actually see spiders in this episode, but there is a lot of evidence that spiders are around. The threat of spiders hangs heavy in the air in the form of the "thread" od spiders, giant webs! We're joined by long-time fan Lauren Reyes to get stuck in the plot strands! Send us your theories about cobwebs on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 161 - The Threat of Spiders

Sailor Business 162 - A Lot of Mishy-Mushiness

The circus has come to town in a major way... like, roaming the streets and acting super creepy. Did you forget the entire city was caught in a spider-web? Because that's true, too. Endgame of SuperS approaches... and we're got our new friend Lauren Reyes back to help us prepare! Send us your advice on how to get through this on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 162 - A Lot of Mishy-Mushiness

Sailor Chibi Business 018 - Grampa Santa

Meri Kurisumasu! This year, for our last episode of the year, we're bringing you a chibisode reviewing a Sailor Moon Christmas album, Merry Christmas!... in which not all of the songs are necessarily Christmassy? We're joined by most-frequent-guest-who-deserves-a-present, Betty Felon, to give our thoughts and holiday cheer! Send us your advice on how to get through this on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Chibi Business 018 - Grampa Santa

Sailor Business 163 - A Sailor Scout or a Sailor Scant

We are BACK after a LONG break... but can you blame us? We knew we would STILL be talking about the GOD DAMNED HORSE. We are THANKFULLY in the home stretch of Sailor Moon SuperS, and we're joined by returning guest Christie O'Brien-Murphy to suffer through the eternal equestrian terror. Send us your horse thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 163 - A Sailor Scout or a Sailor Scant

Sailor Business 164 - The Rocky Horror Wrestling Show

We're getting really close to the end of SuperS! So close that it's time for the villains we kind of like should change to being good guys for pretty much no reason! That's right, the Amazoness Quartet break good for the kicks! And speaking of the kick, that's why we're joined by returning guest Christie O'Brien-Murphy! Send us your reasons for turning good on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 164 - The Rocky Horror Wrestling Show

Sailor Business 165 - Equus Ex Machina

Oh, my goodness, it's the SECOND TO LAST episode of SuperS! Is it an episode where they have to rush to get everything they need to happen before the end of the season in? Or is it an episode where they stand around talking for an entire episode? It's BOTH! Thankfully, we're joined by SuperS-fan Danielle Jones to try to like this show again! Send us your final thoughts on the season on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 165 - Equus Ex Machina

Sailor Business 166 - Motoki's Escape Room

THE END IS HERE! At least, the end of the horse. We've kicked the horse! Things will be a lot more stable going forward. Reveals are revealed, crystals are crystalized, and everyone is walking in the spider-webs. We're joined once more by SuperS-fan Danielle Jones who is not defending the horse, but does solve the mystery of Usagi's hair! Send us your hair theories on the season on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business 166 - Motoki's Escape Room

Sailor Chibi Business 019 - He Can Be All the Horse He Wants

Sailor Business S Movie, Part 1: Love Never Changer

Get ready, "cat lovers"! Journey back with us into the world of Sailor Moon S, when X-Force was roaming around looking for blood, Chibi is slightly less annoying, and somewhere, (5-n) Witches scheme for a professor's attention. Yes, it's the Sailor Moon S Movie, where Luna falls in love and may be a person! Something that crazy, we gotta have Allison Stock with us to discuss it, am I right? Send us your tax advice on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business S Movie, Part 1: Love Never Changer

Sailor Business S Movie, Part 2: Bill Noy the Science Boy

DO YOU WANT TO SEE A CAT KISS A MAN? Have you always wanted to see full frontal nudity of Luna but if she was a person? I am sure other things happen in this movie, but how can I possibly remember anything else from it, when those things both happened? Thankfully, we've got Allison Stock on the show, and she remembers what happened in it. Send us your vague memoties of it on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business S Movie, Part 2: Bill Noy the Science Boy

Sailor Business SuperS Special: One Last Horse to Climb

We've taking one last dip in the Horse river as we check out the Sailor Moon SuperS Special! An extra-long episode made up of three segments: one, a clip show; the second, a backdoor pilot for the best Sailor Moon spinoff of all time; and the last, a very divisive Chibi adventure. We cover all three in this one episode, and we're joined by our good friend Shannon Manor to skip through it all. Send us your votes for the best Sailor Moon spinoff on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business SuperS Special: One Last Horse to Climb

Sailor Business Ami's First Love: The Roast of Teen Einstein

We're back with a short Ami story that originally ran before the SuperS movie, so it's appropriate that we cover it before the SuperS movie. That's right, ol' Math Book herself, Ami Mizuno/Anderson takes the spot light to worry about... studying for exams and test results! Are you shocked? Try to steady yourself, as artist Cassidy Stone rejoins us to get into Ami's "first love"! Send us your first love stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business Ami's First Love: The Roast of Teen Einstein

Sailor Chibi Business 020 - Kids Schmids

It's finally here: a chibisode about the amazing Sailor Moon: The Super Live! That's right--we saw the actual real Sailor Scouts in actual person, Chris in Washington DC and Jordan in New York City! What did the Scouts do? We tell all about the songs, dances, jokes, and high fives along with our new friend Alex Roelofs who Chris met at the show! Send us your feelings on real life Sailor Scouts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Chibi Business 020 - Kids Schmids

Sailor Business SuperS Movie: Part 1 - Two-Timing the Space Horse

We're touching on one more thing before we dive headling into the final season of Sailor Moon... the SuperS movie! Did you not get enough Chibi Usa romance in the main season? I hope not, because it's time to take a trip to Candyand with her new boytoy and we're bringing Sagal Danan with us on the trip! Send us your thoughts on mint pie vs. apple pie on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible! Sailor Business SuperS Movie: Part 1 - Two-Timing the Space Horse

Sailor Business SuperS Movie: Part 2 - Our Own Private Dream Hole

We're diving straight into the dream hole again, and things are gonna get dark. Get ready for a marzipan castle made of metal, dream coffins for non-dead people, wads of sugar energy, and yes, a tricolor assortment of bonbon babies. We've reunited with our new friend Sagal Danan to see if there is any sweetness to be found in this SuperS(illy) Movie! Send us your SuperS(erious) opinions on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinessp