So now that I’ve got the attention of all the drooling Transformers fanboys out there, check it out… Megan Fox is indeed starring in a movie called Whore. No joke. The proof is right there on the poster. Granted, I’m not sure if she’s actually playing the whore from which the movie draws its title, but it hardly seems to matter. This thing is destined to be downloaded by a million horny teenagers, and completely trashed by critics.

Whore is the brainchild of Thomas Dekker, who most will know as John Connor on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Somehow he raised enough money to direct it himself, and also talked his Terminator co-star Lena Headey into appearing in it, along with Bruce Willis’ daughter Rumer. Did I mention that Ron Jeremy plays a priest in this? Brilliant, just brilliant. The movie is about “a large group of teens living on the streets of Hollywood and selling their bodies to stay alive [as they] struggle with the movie business that continues to slam one door after another in their face”. Wait a minute, is he serious? Oh man this sounds bad. What the heck is Megan Fox thinking?