2. Of course the Lutherans are more staid about matters.

1. The Rastafarians have a way with words.

3. When it comes to dog 'fouling', don't fu@k with the British.

4. Case in point: I hate stepping in it as much as anyone else, but a CCTV?

5. What did we tell you about the Rastafarians?

6. Let me guess: New York City?

7. Here's an idea: "Still picking up poop...Bought a big gun...Hope to get less poop."



8. Ah, the Southern approach: always a bit more frightening and, therefore, effective.



9. When all else fails, play the kid card.

10. And, of course, where would any feces-themed feature be without Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo?