Hawking’s newest theory states that during an election year a ‘YouTube Video’ could cause a black hole to appear near any Clinton email server…

Noted Cambridge physicist Stephen Hawking, considered by some to be the smartest man in the world, has announced a new theory of gravity based on the growing email scandal surrounding Hillary Clinton.

“We already knew that light itself could not escape the pull of a black hole,” explained Hawking at a press conference Sunday, “According to the new data gathered from this growing scandal, I am now certain that some of Hillary’s emails did indeed go down a black hole.” The scientist went on to assure the audience that their own email was perfectly safe, saying: “The email deletion requires a particular set of circumstances.”

Hawking’s newest theory states that during an election year a ‘YouTube Video’ could cause a black hole to appear near any Clinton email server, with disastrous results. “The black hole causes about half of all emails on the server to be deleted.” said Hawking. “Usually the really important one will be gone, leaving only emails about yoga classes and recipes remaining.”

Just such a ‘YouTube Video’ has hounded Hillary Clinton for the past few years, causing no end of misery for the presidential candidate. Campaign insiders have even given the ‘YouTube Video a code-name: Ham Sandwich. To date Ham Sandwich has not made any demands or in any way explained it’s relentless campaign of terror against Hillary.

“That damn Youtube Video is vicious.” says Dave Chopra of the Los Alamos Email Scandal Lab. “No one really knows what Ham Sandwich wants. It is invisible and recurring…that damn YouTube Video is like a ninja, an angry invisible ninja.“

When asked how Ham Sandwich might have acquired a black hole, Hawking simply responded: “Does it make any difference at this point? I am still trying to figure out how a black hole eats 30,000 emails.”