You seriously can’t script this. A fight in a preseason game…BEFORE KICKOFF. Over spilled Chickie and Pete crab fries. Right in front of a kid. With 2/3 of the parties rocking cargo shorts. One of which has his janitor/landscaping business/barback keys dangling from the belt loop. The other sporting backwards sunglasses on a body featuring tribal sleeve tattoos. And then theres the obvious in jeans in a MOTHERFUCKING DELCO PRIDE SHIRT. Yup. Welcome to the Linc. I can’t even say much because Pops’ season tickets are a mere 4 sections down from this class on class on class. Just gotta chalk another one up as a loss. And some locals were questioning the validity of the tailgate fight in Silver Linings Playbook for not being realistic. It might not have been realistic enough.

Wouldn’t be surprised if two of these guys were featured in this thread. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so serious. And sad.