THE Super Bowl is a terrible vision of what it will be like here in ten years’ time, it has been claimed.

Hundreds of millions around the globe watched the vast and garish clash of lumbering giants with its rampant commercialism, fervent nationalism and soulless musical entertainment.

Futurologist Nikki Hollis said: “It is easy to sneer at the excesses of American culture but they have simply beaten us to the point of believing that Katy Perry prancing with foam rubber shark mutants is a good thing.

“We are working hard to master capitalism, burger eating and slavish devotion to giant evil corporations and I fully expect to see corn dogs as part of the Boots meal deal by 2024.

“By this point we will be even more obsessed with celebrity and in a permanent state of near-frantic positivity.

“American football is, in any case, just rugby with hats.”