So maybe two of the most powerful women in America, Beyoncé and Hillary Clinton, met on the set of a top-secret Beyoncé video shoot. Or maybe that meeting never happened. And that video doesn’t exist. And anyone who talks about what Beyoncé may or may not be doing without express permission from Beyoncé herself will be excommunicated from the earth.

The scoop at Us Weekly, which says that the former secretary of state paid a visit to the Queen of the Universe on the set of a new music video, is so confident, so cheerful. But it was followed almost immediately by a denial from Clinton’s camp, who apparently recognizes that the good publicity of having its candidate in the presence of Beyoncé is not worth angering the wrath of the superstar’s team.

Us Weekly—again, so confident!—says the video shoot was in preparation for a new album that is reported to arrive in April, with accompanying music videos in the style of her 2013 surprise release. The Beyoncé rumor mill has been expecting a new album for some time, essentially on high alert at all moments for another iTunes-smashing surprise (well, Tidal this time). If it’s a Hillary Clinton visit that finally lifts the curtain . . . well, it wouldn’t be the most surprising thing to happen this presidential race, would it?

Even though it won’t result in a photo op or a giddy hug like her turn on Broad City, Clinton does still get to coast on the cachet of this supposed secret meeting—we all know that Beyoncé likes her privacy so, of course, the Clinton camp has obliged her by tweeting a denial, but just like we’ve imagined ourselves present at Beyoncé and Jay Z’s super-secret wedding, we can easily picture how this whole thing really went down. You may think you can keep your secrets from us, Beyoncé and Hillary. But music videos and private e-mail servers? They all have a way of getting out eventually.