Aww, cutie, that’s not how it works. You don’t have to feel controlled. Hypnosis isn’t about doing things against your will. It’s about opening your mind, to find the parts of you that already want it. Letting those secret parts out to play.

*click*

Yes, like that. Now… hand me the key… You already want to. YES! Thanks, bitch!

*tee hee hee* I’m so evil.

