If you haven’t heard yet, one-time Presidential hopeful and long-time frothy mixture Rick Santorum is now the CEO of EchoLight Studios, “a faith-based film company.”

Fred Clark summarizes what the company is:

Pretty much what you might guess: A low-budget studio producing aggressively “wholesome,” mostly direct-to-DVD films featuring struggling former TV actors who further struggle trying to transcend material that also couldn’t cut it on TV.

Jack Vance has his own ideas, too:

I figured that [Santorum] getting his hands on a film company would result in several classic Hollywood films being remade with terrible production values, awful Christian music (yes, that was redundant), and Chuck Norris cast in the leading role no matter what.

(Though Jack goes on to say that he agrees with Santorum; most Christian movies are pretty damn cheesy.)

Funny or Die has already gotten ahold of the trailer for what I can only assume is an upcoming EchoLight movie: