That, my friends, is the face of someone who is serious about his grinder.

In a twisted turn of events, after Jordan Schmaltz was signed by the St. Louis Blues in late May, Blues winger T.J. Oshie “welcomed” him to the team via his Twitter, only to immediately demand that the newest member of the team bring him a sandwich. And a cheese tostada, according to the longest hashtag in the world.

The Red Pepper, University of North Dakota hangout is the “home of the grinder,” according to its Twitter account but confusingly features a taco on its homepage. The site’s account tweeted at Schmaltz to congratulate him and send him off on further adventures with the Blues, reminding him, like your mother’s voice in your head before you go to a party, to bring food to share.

Oshie, a former UND Fighting Sioux himself, and apparently a tostada enthusiast, interrupted the touching exchange to finagle some food for himself.

If Schmaltz had thought that signing with a team that had a former UND star on the roster would save him from this kind of vaguely ominous welcome, he was sorely mistaken.

While it remains to be seen if Schmaltz actually had enough room in his suitcase to pack a grinder or tostada for Oshie, there is a solution for Red Pepper enthusiasts (or those who just want to eat what Oshie eats): Red Pepper will Fed Ex you a build-your-own-grinder kit. They come in varieties such as ham, turkey, salami, and everything.

And for those who prefer not to receive deli meats through the mail, you can continue to shop at your local grocery store, where things like bread, cheese, and #nolettuceonanything are also sold.