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If you missed Jose Mourinho's appearance on Goals on Sunday this morning… well, you just missed the best piece of television anyone will see this year.

Quite how the producers of Sky Sports' regular Sunday morning show got the Chelsea boss to come and chat with presenters Ben Shepherd and Chris Kamara, we're not sure. Especially given that the charismatic Portuguese gaffer was still fuming after his side's controversial 1-1 draw with Burnley yesterday.

But what ensued was so, SO good, we feel The Special One (sorry, a special one) deserves some sort of recognition for his amazing performance.

And guess what? The great and the good of Hollywood are gathering for The Oscars tonight. So, here is why Jose Mourinho's starring role this morning should see him swoop in and grab these little gold statues:

Best Director

For getting Ben Shepherd (hardly Jeremy Paxman, granted) to do and say exactly what he wanted during the entire interview.

"But Jose…"

*cue wonderful look of contempt from Jose, who continues to conduct matters as he wishes*

"HAVE YOU APOLOGISED TO ME?"

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Actor In A Leading Role

For spending the first two minutes of his appearance acting like he wasn't going to say anything… before saying EVERYTHING.

(Image: Sky Sports)

Actor In A Supporting Role

For his comedy performance when talking about referees… in a role which was VERY supportive of his team.

"You want consistency in the right way; not in the wrong way.

"If you have a lawyer who is consistent, but he has lost 15 out of 15 cases, you do not want that lawyer. That is not good consistency."

Boom boom!

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Best Special Effects

For his amazing ability to turn Chris Kamara to stone. When Jose was in full flow, Kammy was so overawed, he was completely silent and still for at least 20 minutes.

And finally… Best Picture

Specifically, this picture of his thunderously angry face: the proof that an image really is worth a thousand words.