For as long as I can remember, aka 2 months, I’ve been training to become a professonal football player in the XFL. I have no reached the point were I truly believe that I have a chance to make the DC Defenders as a placekicker. I enlisted the help of coach Jeff Fisher and HOFer Morten Andersen to help guide me with a personalized 1-on-1 version of his Morten Andersen Boot Camps. This video chronicles my journey from lowly podcaster to honerable kicker.

Im down in Houston this morning for my tryout, and yes this is a real tryout- and will find out on cutdown day next Thursday wether or not I made the team. Right now i am feeling dangerously confidant from 40 yds and in. Some have begun calling me “Mr.35 Yards” so although Ochocinco can kick 60 yarders I can hit two 35 yarders- so mathmatically we’re equal.