Now, whether or not he’s telling the truth is anyone’s guess, but the fact that he repeatedly engaged in necrophilia – which is illegal almost everywhere—can’t be ignored and is as disturbing as seeing Tina Joemat-Pettersen lick that cup.

Life hasn’t been all that fair to Lucas, but he got his break when hired at the mortuary. Fresh corpses every day and no one to see what he’s up to… who wouldn’t just jump at the opportunity?

“Sometimes if I want to ask a lady out, she will be afraid of me once she hears that I’m a mortuary man and turn me down. But when I’m in the mortuary sometimes, I will see a fresh female corpse and I will satisfy myself,” said lucas.

He also admitted to having sex with corpses every day – man’s got stamina – and sees necrophilia as normal as sex with a living being.

Happy Friday y’all.