Above is a scan of an advertisement for a computer called the "iPAD" handed out to reporters by Proview, the company currently locked in a trademark battle with Apple in China. According to the ad, the name is short for "Internet Personal Access Device."

"It is the strong leading trend and nobody can resist the charming of iPAD," the ad goes on to say. "The effect on iPAD is over-whelming in the human history [sic]."

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