It has been a miserable decade without your assistance, Clippit. How could they disable you in 2001? Maybe if I post a couple of pictures of you, people will remember your face, one thing will lead to the other, angry mobs will roam the streets and demand your resurrection, and everything will be good again.

Clippy, I think I speak for all of us, scientists and chemists in particular, when I say that you are worth a second chance.