A lot has happened.

Since I released my last football rankings at the end of the 2012 regular season, a lot has happened. My boyfriend Robert Griffin III had a horrible injury; my boyfriend that I love a little less but still more than you, Colin Kaepernick, raised his already impressive game another level in the playoffs; and so many players changed teams in such a short time, it was like some sort of weird key party.

These ranks will change a million times more between now and opening kickoff, starting with the draft at the end of April and continuing with further player movement. But for now, these ranks reflect what I think of both the overall pool and what the player movement has done. Among many of the changes, Wes Welker in Denver means an upgrade for Peyton Manning and slight downgrades for Demaryius Thomas and Tom Brady. Carson Palmer makes Larry Fitzgerald top-10-wideout worthy again and, with Ahmad Bradshaw leaving town, David Wilson is a lot higher than he was in the last ranks.