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Calvin: The fearless spaceman Spiff pilots his craft at speeds never before imagined! Calvin: He discovers galaxies and planets never before charted! Calvin: He courageously lands on alien worlds never before explored...Calvin:..Bravely confronting space species never before encountered! Calvin: Yes, our hero, the incredible spaceman Spiff, is a cosmic pioneer. Boldly facing the unknown in a universe of wild adventure! Calvin: Eww! I've never had this before! I won't eat it!