A man dressed as Santa allegedly shot two men who were said to be flirting with Mrs. Claus.

Sure, Santa may enjoy a nice cool glass of milk and some warm cookies. Hell, he might even leave you some presents if you’re kind enough to leave a plant of the baked goods. But check out Mrs. Claus’ ass and Santa might regulate on you.

That’s a scenario two Detroit men found out recently as St. Nick decided to bust a cap in their rear ends for flirting with Mrs. Claus.

A man dressed as Santa shot two men after an early-morning confrontation at a Detroit gas station and was run down on foot by off-duty cops who responded to the gunfire, The Detroit News reported.

According to a witness who saw the entire situation unfold, the men allegedly began shouting at each other which was sparked from an argument over the woman dressed as Mrs. Claus. The verbal assaults then turned physical as the group of men began to push and shove each other before the man dressed as Santa allegedly pulled out a gun and shot the two men.

One man was hit in the chest while another was hit in the hand. Both are expected to recover.

As for the Santa shooter, two off-duty Detroit police officers were near the scene and engaged in a foot chase with the not-so-jolly Kris Kringle and arrested him nearly three blocks later.

This all sounds like a scene out of “Friday After Next”, especially with a rogue Santa running through the streets.

Wonder how Christmas is in the clinker? This Santa is about to find out.