Posted October 21, 2015 at 1:01 am

One thing I was concerned about with this script was making it absolutely clear that what was being said was specific to Ellen, and not a broad general statement about women in general. People will naturally have varying motivations for dressing in particular ways that are specific to them as individuals, and those motivations may vary drastically even if the resulting outfits are identical.

For example, depending on whether I want assistance from store employees when shopping, I might wear an aggressive red shirt, or a more passive light blue shirt.

What? COLOR PSYCHOLOGY IS A THING, DARN IT.