Mabel Being Dipper’s Best Man at His Wedding

Seriously, how awesome would it be?

I would like to think that if Dipper decides to get married, he would automatically choose Mabel as his Best Man (or Best Woman).

He informs her of his successful proposal to his now fiancée (it can be a girl or a guy), and Mabel is ecstatic. She declares herself wedding planner and gets wrapped up in her brother’s joy, and that’s when Dipper tells her that she’s playing a bigger role at the wedding ceremony. Mabel is curious by her brother’s statement but he continues.

“Mabel, I really want you to be my best man, or in this case, best woman at my wedding.”

Mabel just stands there in awe. “Really bro-bro?” She asks.

“Well yeah.” He answers. That’s when he explains to his sister how much she means to him and how much he loves her.

“Mabel, you’ve been right by my side throughout our whole lives. We’ve been through both good times and not-so-good times, and whenever I was feeling down you were the one who helped me back on my feet. Hell, we’ve even survived the fucking apocalypse before our thirteenth birthday!”

Mabel tearfully smiles at her brother.

“The point is, I can’t see anyone else who could stand beside me as I’m tying the knot. There’s only one person who is deserving of that spot, and it’s you Mabel.”

Tears of joy stream down Mabel’s face as she envelops Dipper in a great bear hug.

And at the reception, Mabel is the one who gives the big wedding toast. Before the wedding, she spent countless hours figuring out what to say. But she realized that the best way to go about it is to speak from the heart.

“I’ve known Dipper since the day I was born. While that may sound crazy to some people, but growing up as twins we were able to work together. And even if we got on each other’s nerves, we always made amends by talking it out and giving each other an awkward sibling hug. The two us brought out the best in each other, and now I’m happy to say that (*insert partner’s name*) will bring out the best in my bro-bro. So cheers to the awesome couple!”

Dipper smiles fondly at his sister’s well-meaning speech as tears start to form in his eyes.