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Before ever launching a career in the petroleum industry, Dick occupied his time by growing crops on his family farm located near a town called Grenfell (Saskatchewan, Canada). Although no one really knows the reason why the Assman left this well respected trade, it is my guess that it lacked the true excitement that only a Gas Man can provide.

Dick then moved to Regina, Saskatchewan. He then opened his own station on Garnet St. The Assman ran a very profitable outlet for about 25 years. This provided Dick with the opportunity to retire and enjoy the remainder of his life. Doing things such as lawn bowling, checkers, and criticizing the X-Generation. Although all these opportunities sound very fulfilling it was not enough for a man who knew and lived the life of gas.

Dick filed for reinstatment with Petro-Canada and soon after the outlet at Northgate signed him on. The Assman served his time at Northgate and after 6 years was requested to relocate to Vic Square headed by a man named after a pathetic bird; Scott Gosselin.

After two and a half years of faithful service Dick was unveiled by a well known celebrity Dave L. Over night the transformation occurred a semi-retired gas attendant became the Assmaniac.