My Secret Santa knocked it out of the park this year. I am a big-time electronics geek, and I got an amazing electronic gizmo that is so cool and arcane-looking, my geek stock shot up by 500% this Christmas! This is taking me back to the 1970s, my friend, and I will get so much out of it.

Thank you so much, Secret Santa - you made me a very happy Christmas boy this year! I hope your 2019 holidays are as happy as mine.