All of Hollywood needs an intervention. If I couldn't stop doing blow as much as celebrities can't stop making whiny videos, my friends and family would have a sit-in. Alas. Instead we have the latest installment of liberal "never was" "celebrities" who continue raking in future Republican votes in "#StandUpForUs." Oh yes, it's just as pathetically predictable as you'd expect. Enjoy!

This video has it all. A number of "celebrities" repeating each other? Check. Dark ominous background? Check. Dark ominous background music? Check. A lineup of liberal celebrities who're suffering from underemployment and need to virtue signal to studio executives about how much they don't like an incoming Republican president with hopes of at least getting a walk on role in something, anything, please hire me!? Oh yeah, so many checks.

Look, before we get to even more mocking of wannabe celebrities let's correct two important things. It's not that hate crimes are on the rise, so much as it's hate crime HOAXES that are on the rise. I know, reading is hard... when all you do for a living is read lines. But hey, underemployment, out of practice. So, to name a few faux hate crimes...

And as far as people being attacked? Not so much. At least not in the real world. Again, when you're an actor trying to work in Hollywood, reality is just for the ticket-purchasers, not so much for you. But in reality it's Trump-supporters who are getting attacked.

But other than those fact checks...this video still sucks.

Look, it's sad when people are out of work. It's sad when you desperately want your star to shine but nobody knows you as anything other than "that guy from that show we saw that one time." It's a tough break not to have a big break. I get it. But to resort to the same old tired tactics of following the formulaic "look at how much we care about this political cause" video? Proves there isn't a limit on how desperate you can get. Because you'll note that Tom Cruise doesn't make these videos. Nor does Benedict Cumberbatch. Margot Robbie. Not even perpetual frowner Kristen Stewart makes these films. Nor do any other celebrities who have actually made money in a film. #TruthHurtsLosers

Though I'm sure Donald Trump appreciated these wannabes endorsing his reelection in 2020 so soon. #SilverLining

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