Writes a friend:

Lew,

A friend sent me this Disney Music video after he watched it on the Disney Channel with his niece. It’s family programming for the new occult order.

“Ways to be Wicked” by the Descendants2

We got all the ways to be W i c k e d We got all the ways to be W i c k e d C’mon Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Ha! Ha! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! .

Crashing the party Guess they lost my invitation Friendly reminder, got my kind of persuasion .

Looks like this place could use a bit of misbehavior Happily ever after with a little flavor .

Bad to the bone with even worse intentions We’re gonna steal the show and leave’em all defenseless .

A fairy tale Life can be oh so overrated So raise your voices and Let’s get it activated .

Long live, havin’ some fun We take what we want There’s so many ways to be wicked .

With us evil lives on the right side of wrong There’s so many ways to be wicked .

Apple apple Dip dip Wanna try it? Tick tick .

Take a bite C’mon be bold Change the way the story’s told .

This time the Dark is finally getting your attention We’re wicked by the book and class is back in session .

You like it, steal it Gotta beat’em to the treasure A rite of passage Bad just doesn’t get much better .

Long live, havin’ some fun We take what we want There’s so many ways to be wicked .

With us evil lives on the right side of wrong There’s so many ways to be wicked .

Mother always knows the best Show her pass every test .

Hear her voice in my head Evil is the only real way to win .

We got all the ways to be Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! W i c k e d Let’s go! We got all the ways to be Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! W i c k e d Yeah .

Long live, havin’ some fun We take what we want There’s so many ways to be wicked .

With us evil lives on the right side of wrong There’s so many ways to be wicked .

Cruel and unusual We’re taking control There’s so many ways to be wicked .

With us evil lives on the right side of wrong There’s so many ways to be wicked .