Even a lazy, couch-bound weekend watching House of Cards requires some amount of sanitation exertion. Those soda puddles, empty ice-cream tubs, and various tetanus hazards won't dispose of themselves, right? Right. Unless, of course, you have a fleet of radio-control cleaning and grooming supplies.

As luck would have it, Japanese RC car company Kyosho makes a entire line of RC gizmos–including a mop, a trashcan, and tissue boxes–that can help keep your crib at least semi-clean while you devote attention to more important pursuits. They're all part of the whimsical Kyosho Egg lineup, which, dammit, is available only in Japan.

The Kyosho Egg R/C Sugoi Mop runs on four AA batteries, while the handheld radio-control unit takes a pair of AA batteries. The business end of the mop is about 8.6 inches long and 4 inches wide, so it’s more like a remote-control feather duster than a way to automate serious janitorial duties. It's available through Japan Trend Shop for $29, but there's a $40 shipping charge on top of that. If your messes are particularly low-key, you can opt for the smaller and more-colorful Sugoi Mini mops for $28 (plus $19 in shipping) via Japan Trend Shop.

Those mops are likely great for pushing trash to another area of the room, but if you want to take your cleanaxing/chilleaning game to the next level, consider the R/C Go! remote-control trashcan. It's an 11-inch tall dustbin on wheels that runs on four AA batteries, plus another two for the RC controller. Japan Trend Shop also has this one for $30 – plus $32 shipping.

Skinner's Skultron Kyosho Egg R/C Go! Trashcan

That should help keep your immediate surroundings clear of used Kleenex if you’re nursing a cold or watching rom-coms all weekend... especially if you're also in possession of the unfortunately named R/C Come! tissue transporter. This radio-control space bus has a compartment for a tissue box in it (the Kleenex is sold separately). It runs on three AA batteries, and it's available through Hobby Cart for $45.