A set of Captain Redbeard's SHARKBITE hot sauces. Very nice. I've never actually owned hot sauces like this before. I have a five year old bottle of Sriracha in my fridge, but that is the extent of my hot sauce knowledge. Grew up in a house where garlic was considered extremely exotic, so hot sauce was definitely not in our diet.

Now I have to find recipes. BEGIN INTERNET SEARCH INSTEAD OF CLEANING THE HOUSE! Awesome. The dirty dishes can wait.

Thanks a lot for my new fun condiment collection!