**If strong language offends you…read no farther**

Discouraged tonight. So much effort, time and money over the past 2 years. Yet, one-on-one interviews with sex questions are still the norm. This practice is repulsive to every person I have spoken with outside the Church. Yet most of my former Mormon friends and some of my extended family see no reason to change. They believe that it’s necessary for children, their children, to be quizzed by a bishop about sexual activities.

Time to write an angry post. Some of you will condemn me for expressing ire. I will admit that I do not understand how a human being could not be angry at what follows.

Some have asked if I plan to seek readmission to the Mormon Church. Well…that pompous corporation has 4 egregious strikes against it.

Strike #1

At 12 years old, one of my daughter’s was asked if she masturbated. A probing question asked by her bishop all alone behind a closed door. She didn’t know what it meant. Her 12 year old friends didn’t either. So, she did what any resourceful child does. She googled it. And what did she find? In her words, “Dad, I found out what masturbation was, how to do it and I found pornography.” Was she ever asked again? “Yes, dad. All the time.” Did she ever lie? “Of course, dad. Just like all the other kids.”

Despicable treatment of my child!!! Yeah, I’m angry. Mormon Church…why the hell would I consider coming back when you still do this to children.

Strike #2

At 19, another daughter was big with child as she sat across from her bishop for a worthiness interview. He asked, “Do you masturbate?” You son-of-a-bitch. Asking a pregnant woman if she masturbates. And this is sanctioned by the Mormon Church. Stupid.

Strike #3

At 18, another daughter, her first Sunday at BYU. Her bishop calls her in for an interview. All alone. My adult daughter…well an 18 year old barely adult daughter. The bishop probed with such explicit sexual questions that she was done with Mormonism. She never wanted to see that man again and stopped going to church. At BYU! She finished the semester and then transferred to Texas A & M. Good for her. At the time, she didn’t tell me why she was no longer interested in the church. That was discovered 10 years later.

Strike #4

Another daughter’s experience during her first year at BYU. Up to this point, she had never dated. Her professor bishop interrogated with several deviant sex questions. Like, “Have you had anal sex?!!!?!?” What the hell. You disgusting pervert. Were you propositioning my child, you bastard? Oh yeah, your church sanctions this rancid and revolting behavior by its bishops.

Nelson…Oaks…Eyring, you permit, promote and facilitate filth.

I have dreamed of going to Washington D.C. and calling on every embassy. I’d expose to them the evil practice that the Mormon Church is spreading in their homelands. For those countries that don’t permit proselyting, I’d give them more ammunition for continuing to outlaw missionaries. I’d love to speak with the Russians. They got it right when they restricted Mormon proselyting. And…they likely don’t even know about the despicable interview practices they are saving their children from.

I feel sorry for the missionaries. They don’t comprehend that they’re spreading an irresponsible and degrading practice that will harm children all around the world. They should. After all, many of them are quizzed about masturbation every six weeks.

On the other hand, I have no sympathy for the mission presidents. They are experienced adults. What blinds them from seeing the idiocy and danger of one-one-one sexually charged interviews? Ambition? Arrogance? Degeneracy? Blind obedience? Whatever it is, I cut them NO slack and hold no respect for them. They are the field generals responsible for the propagation of Mormon-style child interrogations across the globe.

Four strikes. Yeah, Mormon Church, you struck my family four times. I will not forget what you have done and will spread the warning whenever I get the chance.