

Danielle Q. sent us this gem, a 1980s commercial for a doll called My Child. It teaches girls all the important parts of being a mom:

Others will judge you as a mother based on how well-dressed and groomed your kids are.

Mothering requires a lot of repetitive, time-consuming work, but good moms think “it’s a pleasure.”

At age 8 or so, you should already be thinking of yourself as a “little mommy.”

Here you go: