Donald Glover is inarguably a man of many talents. He was hilarious as Troy on Community. He was one of Hannah's most memorable paramours on Girls. He's an accomplished rapper named Childish Gambino. Now, he's entering a whole new world: the horror genre. Glover stars in the terrifying resurrection film The Lazarus Effect , which hits theaters tomorrow. Here's the thing, though. When you call Donald Glover to talk about a horror film, you somehow end up talking about life in general. Speaking with Glover is like a garden path sentence . From the very first "hello," you realize you're not going to travel down the road on which you think you started. It's pretty awesome, so I figured I'd reproduce our conversation almost in its entirety. I cut out a few bits where we both started to ramble, but please do enjoy the mostly unadulterated wit and wisdom of Mr. Donald Glover."Hello.""I'm okay; how are you?""I know that hello sounded really stressful, but I'm having a semi-serious conversation via text. I just sent a text where I was like, 'Okay, I think I sent what I meant,' and I put my phone down. Did I make this moment awkward and weird enough?""Well, the text wasn't serious, but we had a very long talk last night about a weird thing that happened, and it was all via text. I consider myself a good writer, but it's different. You're reading how people are saying things, and you're trying to decipher like, 'Are you being weird on purpose to make me uncomfortable so I say the truth?' So, I'm trying to be as truthful as possible, and they're like 'I don’t understand.' You're like, 'I know you understand. You just want me to slip up and say something that's almost wrong.' It was weird like that. Now it's great. I was kind of coming up with something witty while I was talking to you.""I'm not a good multitasker. Last night, I was talking to someone on the phone, and I was also texting. I just said, 'I'm having a conversation on text; can I call you back?' People think I'm doing multiple things, when actually I'm just putting 110% into one thing and switching over. Just do the one thing that's most important in the moment.""The cast was excellent...David Gelb directed Jiro Dreams of Sushi, so I was like, aw, man, he knows how to tell a story about make it beautiful. I like horror films and romance films. Films where you're going in being like, 'I'm coming here to be scared or to fall in love.' You have a goal.""I think it's like Alien, where there are definitive metaphors in there you can extrapolate on. For me, there's a fate versus religion thing going on, where it's like, 'Do you create your own hell, or do we create our own hell as humans?'"