Imagine a world where you can strap on your VR headset, crank up your smart bodysuit and have virtual sex with someone on the other side of the globe. It sounds like the setting for a sci-fi porn flick, but this remote sex haven is closer than you think.

We’ve already explored how vulture lungs and steam powered dildo’s got our ancestors off in the history of sex toys, so now it’s time to look forwards. What does the future of sex toys hold? We spoke to a panel of Sexperts to find out...

Ornamental Dildos: What Will Sex Toys Look Like In The Future?

Where do you currently keep your sex toys? In the sock drawer? Do you have a dedicated goodie cupboard? While 78% of women masturbate and a third of British women own a sex toy, many of us still feel too embarrassed to admit it.

Now picture an insta-worthy living room with a coffee table proudly displaying an arty magazine, a cactus, and a beautiful, artisanal, teal-coloured dildo...

According to our sexperts, advances in sex tech will be accompanied by a more open and accepting attitude towards sexuality.

“Sex toy designs are moving away from products that need to be hidden away in a closet like a dirty secret. We are now embracing designs which are sleek and aesthetically pleasing,” says LaQuita Belle, owner and founder of the sex positive blog Pleasure Envy.

In the future, sex toys could be on display in (almost) every home in the country. A dildo that doubles up as an ornament? Why not?!

More options, more orgasms