I just found out there is this thing called "pending balance", meaning money is technically mine but can't use it in any way whatsoever for almost a month!

Holy **bleep**, if someone told me this I wouldn't have believed them!

How the **bleep** is this even legal??

Will I have to wait like that for every single payment like a good little slave at the mercy of Paypal?

People, please start using Bitcoin, I beg you.