Yes! I asked for something useful, and I got hiking socks and jerkbait! Ron Swanson would be proud. The hiking socks are gray with patches of black. They're pretty thick so they could survive the great outdoors if I go hiking or have to hit the road during a zombie apocalypse. The jerkbait looks like a Finnish minnow and has a nice sleek design. It's pretty shiny. Shiny is cool. I'll go fishing with it.

I'm pleased. Thanks j0nnyr0y, and happy holidays to everyone!

edit: just got a poster in the mail too! It has a bewildered baby on it with headphones on. The caption says "Pump up the volume." I love it!!