RUNNING WATER, THERE ISSOME KID HERE TO SEE YOU.

WHAT KID ?

HE CLAIMS TO BEYOUR KID.

HI, DAD !

WHO THE HELLARE YOU ?

I'M YOUR SON, ERIC.

MY MOM SAYS YOU PUT YOURHOO-HOO-DILLY IN HER CHA-CHA

AT THE DRUNKENBARN DANCE.

YOUR MOTHER ?

DIANE CARTMAN.

CARTMAN ?!

I WAS WORRIED THEREFOR A SECOND.

LOOK KID,I'M NOT YOUR FATHER.

MY MOM SAYS YOU'RETHE GUY SHE WAS WITH.

KID, I HATE TOBREAK THIS TO YOU,

BUT YOUR MOTHER IS WHAT WENATIVE AMERICANS REFER TO AS

"BEAR WITHWIDE CANYON".

WHAT DOYOU MEAN ?

SHE IS "DOE WHO CANNOTKEEP LEGS TOGETHER".

HUH ?

YOUR MOM'SA SLUT.

HEY !

DON'T FEELTOO BAD.

YOUR MOM WAS TOO DRUNKTO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED.

LET ME TELL YOU...

( Running Water )WE GOT TIREDOF DANCING,

SO WE WENT OFF TO FINDA PRIVATE SPOT.

I KNEW THATSHE WANTED TO ME

BECAUSE SHE KEPT SAYINGROMANTIC THINGS.

OH CHIEF, I WANTYOUR HOT MAN CHOWDER.

WHOA, HELLO !

WAIT, WAIT !

WHO ISTHAT ?

♪ THERE YOU ARE

♪ LIKE ATHROBBING STAR ♪

CHIEF, COULD YOUEXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE ?

HUH ?

YOU GOTTA BEKIDDING ME.

WHY,HELLO THERE.

I DON'T THINK I'VE SEENYOU AROUND BEFORE.

NO, I'M NEWIN TOWN.

WELL, WHAT'S A NICE HANDSOMEBLACK MAN LIKE YOURSELF

DOING IN A PITLIKE SOUTH PARK ?

I'M GONNA OPEN UPMY OWN RESTAURANT HERE.

MY, HOW EXCITING !

WOULD YOU CARE TOPUT YOUR TONGUE IN MY MOUTH ?

DAMN, BABY,

YOU CUT RIGHT TOTHE CHASE, DON'T YOU ?

I'M PLASTERED.

HIS TONGUE ?

CHEF ?CHEF IS MY DAD !

HE'S THE LAST PERSON I SAWWITH YOUR MOM THAT NIGHT.

OH, MY GOD,

I'M A BLACKAFRICAN AMERICAN !