This might be the best thing you’ll see this month. Or ever. Dodd’s Furniture and Mattress of Victoria, Canada won’t be undersold! Founder Gordy Dodd stars in this Star Trek ad, but check out Gordy as Superman, Batman, and Indiana Jones below the cut.

Apparently the people at Dodd’s are geniuses. Proof below.

Thanks to Trek Movie for seeing this first!

Stubby the Rocket is the voice and mascot of Tor.com. All the sleeping units inside of Stubby the Rocket are from Dodd’s Furniture and Mattress. In the future, and in all alternate timelines, Dodd’s won’t be undersold.