I want to be \*le very bravest, Like le noone ever was!

To fap them is my real test, \*le karma is le cause!

I will travel through circlejerk, jerking far and wide!

Each reddit trope, to beat to death; \*le karma is inside!

Jerkymon!

(Gotta fap 'em all!)

Oh, \*le upvote me, it's \*le only way to be,

\*Oh, there is no end, to \*le fapping we extend!

Jerkymon!

(Gotta fap 'em all!)

\*Oh, your meme so true, Ron "Sagan" Paul will Push us through!

Upvote me; I'll upvote you!

Jerkymon!

Gotta fap 'em all! Gotta fap 'em all!

==VERSE 2==

Every downvote, along \*le way, with **BRAVERY** I'll face!

I will \*le karma, everyday, to claim \*le rightful place!

Come with me, “I came” is right; There's no braver thing!

Cock in hand, we'll win this figh; Ron Paul makes wet dreams!

Jerkymon!

(Gotta fap 'em all!)

Oh, \*le upvote me! The cure is \*le **bravery!**

Jerkymon!

Oh, there is no end to \*le fapping we extend!

Jerkymon!

(Gotta fap 'em all!)

Oh, karma so true! Great Sagan will pull us through!

Upvote me; I'll upvote you,

Jerkymon!

Gotta fap 'em all!

Gotta fap 'em all!

It's \*le continuity. That's how you do \*le second verse.

Les upvotes to \*le left. Le Pokémon. [](/swagintosh "Eeeyup. That's bravery.")