"If you're a big fan of Abita Purple Haze, you've probably exposed yourself at Mardi Gras, but you own it. Good for you."

"You're a raspberry and cheese lover… you know a lot about beer and cheeses. You believe that fruits and beer should be a thing that everyone loves."

"Nobody picks Amstel Light by choice. It's always the last thing sitting depressingly alone at the bottom of the ice bucket."

"You're the ultimate guy/girl next door."

"Blue Moon is craft beer for people who have never had a craft beer."

"You're a proud member of the citrus-in-beer club and your friends are forced to make an extra trip on your behalf, regularly."

"You are a free spirit and probably think Burning Man is the coolest festival out there."

"These people believe, mistakenly, that they have refined tastes."

"Brooklyn Lager drinkers are new to hipsterdom."

"You're good-natured and reliable. You may not be the best at everything, but you're always there and ready to pitch in."

"You do not care what people think. Drink on, brotha!"