Pop quiz, hot shot — it’s time to play what is hands-down our favorite trivia game of 2017… The Robert Goulet or Bor Gullet Trivia Challenge! Here’s how it works: the following 10 questions refer to either legendary performer Robert Goulet or Saw Gerrera’s psychic squid monster torture thing Bor Gullet. Write the answers on your hand, then compare them to our handy answer key at the bottom of the page. (Don’t bother cheating… Bor Gullet will know!) Can you beat the FSW office high score of 3 out of 10 correct answers? Put up or shut up.

The Robert Goulet or Bor Gullet Trivia Challenge

Which life form was born in Lawrence, Massachusetts? Who was formerly employed by an extremist? Which celeb was diagnosed with psychopathic fibrosis near the end of his life? Who performed “Mad About Me” at the Miss Galaxy Pageant Which heartthrob appeared in the film The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear? Who performed the Canadian national anthem at “Wrestlemania VI” in 13 ABY? Which of these virtuosos can weave a spell by looking deeply into your eyes? Whose BFF was a black man with a wild voice? Who is obsessed with hentai and the Nintendo videogame Splatoon? Which one is a social media superstar with daily memes often requested by super @joshfinger420?

Answer Key

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Thank your for playing The Robert Goulet or Bor Gullet Trivia Challenge! Hopefully you beat our office high score. If so, feel free to post about it on your social media platform of choice. Better yet, please send all future Goulet or Gullet jokes and/or memes to @joshfinger420.

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