...when he's looking at the camera, the nose is looking stage right.



When the nose is pointing straight at the camera, Rick's looking off to his left.



It's schizonosia... A serious case of split per-nose-ality!



Seriously, if this guy gets elected, how will any high level diplomacy get done?



Putin, Hu Jintao, et al, won't know whether to negotiate with the nose or with the Rick! They'll probably end up cutting deals with both!



That's no way to run a country, folks... I'm hoping to kick start some proper debate on this.