Regardless of what that woman named Karen in your neighborhood is telling you, there are no essential oils for you to buy from her that will kill the coronavirus.

She might tell you that you can fill your bathtub up with oregano oil, and sit in it for an hour to get the COVID-19 virus off your skin.

She’ll look you in the eye and tell you that you can wash your hair with the lavender and olive oil mix, and you’ll be safe. That’s a lie too.

Salt is a preservative, not a cure. Don’t buy the seeds of her rowan tree either. That stuff she pulled out of blender that is a combination of moldy bread, dead mouse paste, and urine is just going to make you smell like death.

Karen may even tell you that you can take a healthy male young child’s water, fine treacle, and aniseed, of the same amount. Mix them up, and feed a pint of it each to your children and they will be immune. Don’t listen to her, cause your kids will throw up in their first grade class room.

Beet root, cabbage root, cut to the length of your fore-finger covered with salt won’t do shit either.

Normally, you think your neighbor Karen is insane when she tells you about how she got into an argument with the cashier at Target. Why on earth would you take her word that gray worms breathing under stones in your patio will protect your family from the Wuhan Flu?

Don’t be a Karen. Use common sense, wash your hands and stock up on hand sanitizer!

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