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They say there’s no such thing as bad publicity—but, we’re going to hazard a guess that the head honchos at Subway are not all that thrilled by the latest free endorsement from their disgraced former spokesperson.

Jared Fogle’s attorney pleaded for leniency in court today, asking for a five year sentence for his piece of shit client, claiming his “mild pedophilia” was sparked by all the weight he lost on the Subway diet.

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Fogle's legal eagle wants us all to know that his client is a victim too! And, only a “mild” pedophiliac, because, he argues, two of the molestation victims were age 16 and 17, which is almost legal!

The attorney even paraded an expert in front of the judge, who testified to Fogle having had a compulsive eating disorder, claiming that when the poor lamb lost all that weight on the Subway diet, he replaced his eating disorder with hypersexuality.

Seriously? Are you fucking kidding us?

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Thankfully, the court’s reaction was the exact same, and Judge Tanya Walton Pratt threw the goddamn book at Fogle—figuratively and not literally, sadly—sentencing him to 15.6 years in prison, more than the maximum that was agreed upon in his plea deal.

Stick that in your foot long and smoke it, pedo!

As Popdust previously reported, the 38-year-old’s plea deal stipulated a sentence of between 5—12 1/2 years in a federal prison in return for him pleading guilty—however, the Judge was not actually bound by the terms of the deal, and after his attorney attempted to play the sympathy card she stuck it to him.

Fogle’s likely to be pretty damn pissed over the outcome—cry us a river please—but, prosecutors will be jumping for joy, as they had been pushing hard for the absolute maximum sentence, due to the severity of the crime, details of which are truly sickening.

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According to court documents, Fogle, and his charity head partner-in-kiddy-fiddling-crime, Russell Taylor, were found to be in possession of child porn on 22 DVDs, 159,634 text messages, 3,394 videos and 47,623 photos.

Taylor was the mastermind behind producing a lot of the pornography—forcing booze and drugs onto kids and then inducing them into performing sex acts on camera—Fogle would enjoy the results later at his leisure.

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But, it didn’t stop there—Fogle was also busted for paying two children to have sex with him in hotel rooms, in addition to a 16-year-old girl he met on Craigslist—it’s believed there actually may be more underage victims though, as he had sex with “hundreds” of young prostitutes.

Authorities have so far managed to ID 12 different victims of the child porn, and 2 child rape victims who were being forced to prostitute themselves.

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According to TMZ, the mother of one of those victims wrote a letter to the Judge, which was read in court today.

"My daughter has been impacted hard through all of this,” she writes, adding, her daughter “contemplated suicide” and "lives on sleep medication, depression medication, and anxiety medication."

Just terrible…. truly, truly terrible.

Since Fogle will be spending his jail time in a federal facility, he’s likely to serve about 85% of his sentence, meaning he will be released sometime around 2029.

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He will then be subjected to a lifetime of supervision.

Let’s just hope for all our sake Fogle can fatten himself up before he has to face the big bad world, and all those tempting children, once again.

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