"I will pose as Jimmy Hoffa, back from vacation. All labor leaders will bow before me, and help me utilize the giant industrial complex to build this: The Forced Vertoconvector. It will create millions of tiny steaming geysers that will actually lift people several inches off the ground, immobilizing them."

"We will program a computer to generate a fantastically popular romance novel. It will contain a hypnophonetic sentence so long and so confusing, the reader will be forced to re-read it endlessly out loud, and the frequencies of those sounds will hypnotize all around them, primed for my suggestion that I rule the world."