Ministers lead call to revive ancient anthem - “Gau hamari mata hai, humko kuch nahi aata hai!”

BJP MP Sakshi Maharaj took out time from his family planning lecture tour, also available on YouTube and Whatsapp, to reiterate that his mother is a cow. Upon hearing laughter, he clarified his statement to mean - all cows are literally his mother. He used the word ‘literally’ literally, soothing the hearts of grammar nazis while enticing the curiosity of biologists.

Despite not being asked anything, Sakshi Maharaj said that he was ready to “kill and get killed” to protect his mother-cows. The MP asked people to not politicize the issue, after politicizing the issue and accusing the other party.

Cows around the state are thrilled to hear the words of Sakshi Maharaj. The man is said to be a hero among these gentle beasts, who hold fan-club meetings in the fields, munching on grass for hours, while thinking fondly about Sakshi Maharaj.

To stop the BJP MP from stealing all the goodwill on this issue, another BJP MP Yogi Adityanath has promised guns to Hindus fighting against authorities in the area. Unfortunately his attempt was stopped by the authorities before they could enter the village.

Samajwadi Party blamed the lynching on a BJP conspiracy to spread hate.

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Sakshi Maharaj vows to defend cows by killing people.

Yogi Adityanath promises “tan, man, dhan, gun” to Hindu villagers.

The fascinating incompetence of Akhilesh Singh Yadav.