Enjoy the best quotes / moments from Supernatural’s episode ‘Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell’.

‘Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell’ is the 15th episode of season twelve. (s12e15)



In case you don’t remember what was this episode about or you’re not sure you’ve seen it, here is summary.

Plot summary



An attack by an invisible hellhound at a campsite leads Sam and Dean to investigate the mysterious circumstances. Meanwhile, two of Crowley’s own personal demons uncover what he has been hiding. Castiel gets a lead on Kelly Kline. ( Wikia

Top 18 Supernatural Quotes from 12×15

Ordered chronologically as they appear in the episode.



Dean Winchester (to Sam): Man! Dad loved this thing.

Sam Winchester: Dean, you’re covered in ghoul, man, and, and, and wraith. You… you have a piece of siren in your hair.

Dean Winchester: Ugh. Gross. (flicks the piece away) Sam Winchester: You’ve been wearing the same pair of boxers for four days.

Dean Winchester: Okay, one, weird that you know how much underwear I packed.

Sam Winchester: That’s what’s weird about this?

Dean Winchester: And B, it’s two and two. Doesn’t count if you flip ’em inside out.

Sam Winchester: I-I made a computer algorithm that scrapes data from police scanners, emergency calls, uh, local news sites, and then it puts everything through a h… The computer told me.

Dean Winchester: Computers. Monsters, p*rn. Is there anything they can’t do? Sam Winchester: Dude, um… after you get cleaned up.

Dean Winchester: I got baby wipes in the car.

Sam Winchester: Dude. Dean, I’m serious, man. You smell like roadkill.

Dean Winchester: That’s ’cause I do all the heavy lifting.

Sam Winchester: You…

Dean Winchester: All right. I’m using that fancy shampoo you keep hidden from me. Castiel: In this article, you said, uh, you said that she was killed by an alien.

Herb Nelson: Well, not just aliens. Reptilians. You know… like the Queen of England.

Castiel: Right. Okay, well, that’s by helpful. Thank you so much for your time. Herb Nelson (to Castiel): That’s why you’re here. The… the FBI Man in Black. Well, you know, beige. Dean Winchester (to Sam): “Hi, my name is Sam Winchester. This is my much handsomer brother Dean. We hunt monsters. Oh, and that guy you were banging? We’re pretty sure he made a deal with a demon, so a hellhound came and dragged his soul to Hell. But you? You’re cool. And since there’s nothing around for us to kill, peace out.”

Sam Winchester: We say something that’ll give her peace. You know, help her sleep at night.

Dean Winchester: Oh, so we lie?

Sam Winchester: Yeah, a lot. Crowley: I understand that whatever sad little scheme that you’re brewing up, I’m already 10 steps ahead.

Lucifer: And I thought pride was my sin.

Crowley: It’s not pride. It’s fact. You cross me, I crush you. You hit me, I hit you back twice as hard. You make me your dog, I make you my slave. Sam Winchester: Gwen, that, um, that thing was a hellhound.

Gwen Hernandez: A…what?

Dean Winchester: Hellhound. Kind of hard to explain. Uh, basically, giant, invisible hounds from Hell. Huh… Wasn’t hard at all. Crowley (about Ramsey): She’s loyal only to Lucifer.

Gwen Hernandez: Wait, like the Devil?

Dean Winchester: Yeah, but he’s locked in a cage.

Gwen Hernandez: Oh. Good. Dean Winchester: Great. So we have a hellhound who’s gunning for revenge, and it’s personal. Ah. Just when I thought this gig couldn’t get any weirder…

Crowley: Oh. It can always get weirder.

Dean Winchester: Take care of her.

Sam Winchester: Of course. Dean, look, even if Ramsey circles back, as long as we keep moving, Gwen’s gonna be just… You’re talking about the car.

Dean Winchester: You tend to ride the brakes.

Sam Winchester: Dean, I know how to drive.

Dean Winchester: I’m just saying. Okay, fust imagine she’s a… a beautiful woman.

Sam Winchester: Oh, come on. Get out of here.

Dean Winchester: A beautiful, beautiful woman. Sam…

Lucifer: Sorry, kid. You understand, right? No, no witnesses or anything, yeah?

Demon Tommy: Yes. Take me, oh, Fallen One! My life is yours to devour.

Lucifer: See, now you just made it weird. Crowley (singing): d A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go, heigh — d…

Dean Winchester: Crowley, shut up. Seriously.

Lucifer: Buh-bye, Crowley.

Crowley: That’s not what I said.

(snaps his fingers and Lucifer’s wings disappear)

Lucifer: Huh? What the…

Crowley: I’m glad you had a little taste of freedom. What I said was, I’m always 10 steps ahead. Dean Winchester (to Sam about working with the Brits): Do I like it? No. Do I trust them? Hell, no. But you’re right. We work with people we don’t trust all the time. I mean, hell, I just Liam Neeson’d it up with Crowley. So if you wanna give this a shot, then… Fine. But the minute… and I mean the second… something feels off, we bail.

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