I hate dead fish.

I don't hate a lot of things but I definitely hate dead fish. They freak the shit out of me. It's the eyes, you know? The dead, lifeless eyes. They just bore into you. Long story short, I had a traumatizing experience after watching Finding Nemo when I was younger and now I just really hate dead fish.

But what does my Santa send me? A goddamn dead fish. The horror as I opened this tiny package only to realize what was in it! I'll never sleep again out of concern of stepping on this thing in the middle of the night.

Okay, okay. I'm laying it on thick.

Yes, I hate dead fish.

But the dead fish my Santa sent was hilarious. For a moment I was like "why would anyone send me this?" Then I remembered what I had written in my exchange info and burst out laughing. And my cats love it. I mean that, too. I've had to take it away from Loki because he gets a little too crazy with it sometimes. He's accidentally flung himself off the bed in ecstasy playing with it a few times now.

My Santa also assures me there is another present on its way but it's shipping from Japan so who knows when it will get here. I'll update this post when I get it but let's be really. All any of you care about are cute cat pics anyway.

EDIT: The second gift was a pair of Rebel themed Star Wars earrings!