I got a box today from Santa Ninja. Inside I found a copy of "The Ninja Handbook" from Ask A Ninja and "When Ninjas Attack" by Sam Kaplan, Phoebe Bronstein and Keith Riegert. Most importantly, included in the package was a haiku. It reads as follows:

Ninja may attack

You must protect what is dear

Learn the ninja way

Oh man, thank you my mysterious Ninja Santa for the sweet everything! I will be sure to defend you and your family with ninja honor!