Yeah! And have you ever noticed how Santa sneaks around inside your house in the middle of the night? And you know how the song goes: "he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake"? If that isn't similar to the Gestapo, then I don't know what is!

And have you ever noticed that Santa Claus lives up in the North Pole, and that Hitler's "Aryan race" were northern Europeans? Or that he leaves coal in the stockings of bad children? How can this not be symbolic of the industry of the Nazi war machine or the cremation of the victims of the Holocaust? The similarity between Nazi Germany and Christmas are undeniable!

And what about Easter? Both Easter and Hitler end in "er" and both have a "t" in them. We give children chocolate bunnies and marshmallow chicks and then invite them to bite the heads off. This is clearly similar to the way that the Nazis dehumanized the Jews and had no qualms about killing helpless Jewish children. And you know how the Easter Bunny encourages children to find the hidden eggs? It's really just indoctrinating children to enjoy the later work of hunting Jews when they become adults. It's the modern form of the Hitler Youth!

It's all so clear now! How could we all have failed to see this?!?