While Fox’s J.P. Dellacamera did an adequate job calling today’s Women’s World Cup final, an even more legendary soccer broadcaster called the match elsewhere on U.S. television: Andrés ¡GOOOOOL! Cantor, on Telemundo. Since you were probably watching on Fox, we’ve compiled all five U.S. goals as aired on the new home of FIFA soccer en Español.


(Of note: Cantor spent 38 seconds ¡GOOOL!-ing on Lloyd’s long-range hat trick-finisher.)

[Telemundo]

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