So the final Saturday of the On-Season is upon us and, frankly, after weeks of 7-8 and 9 selections, two is a blessed relief! - But what a Two they are!

Norway is arguably the better Final on tonight ( Live at 1855 GMT on the webs here) with Sweden kicking off five minutes later at 1900 CET again on the webs. Obviously we'll be here all night waiting for the results and having a thoroughly miserable time watching some dull old music contest... or at least that's the picture we paint!

We'll be having pop and crisps and a gay old time!

Keep it here Europe!