1 I once hit a medusa so hard in the face its eyes saw each other. /u/CorrectJeans

2 I once shouted the fire off of a burning orphanage. /u/CorrectJeans

3 I once killed 7 men in one stroke. /u/CorrectJeans

4 I once killed 7 flies in one stroke. /u/CorrectJeans

5 I once lived for a year in a barren desert solely off of juice which I squeezed from rocks. /u/CorrectJeans

6 I once killed a red dragon with fire. /u/Format64

7 I stole a kiss from a nymph in a hidden grotto, cold as the moon she was, but twice as lovely. /u/Curtinater

8 I once beat an ogre in an arm wrestle. /u/DragonBolt101

9 I punched an incoming arrow once. It went right through the eye of the archer. /u/ShareDVI

10 Once had a dryad wanna inhabit my wood if'n ya know what I mean. /u/NeoBlue42

11 One time, I beat the mayor in an egg spoon race. /u/gyarados_ouroboros

12 I once outdrank a clan of dwarves in a drinking contest. /u/emblasochist

13 I once caught a fish that was TTTTHHHHIIIIISSSSS BIG. /u/jaysnide

14 I got a free go at the land's most expensive brothel by pretending to be the king. /u/miniboes

15 One time I seduced a god. That's why they weren't answering your prayers. /u/Runescribe

16 I once blew out a fire elemental with a belch. /u/Runescribe

17 I once drank an entire water elemental. /u/Runescribe

18 My shadow is actually a Shadow. It does what I want because it's scared of me. /u/Runescribe

19 Once I was bit by a wererat and it turned into me. /u/Runescribe