Nation Agrees To Just Sit Back And Watch The Left Eat Itself Alive

U.S.—The nation agreed Thursday to just sit back and let the left eat itself alive without any action from opposing political groups.

The new strategy came about as the rest of the nation observed how the far left continually attacks its own members for not being woke enough, with all leftists stumbling over themselves to appear more virtuous than everyone else.

"We really don't need to do much---just pop some popcorn and watch as they eat their own," said one man in Connecticut. "It'll be fun to watch, and I'm glad I don't have to do anything. I was worried we'd have to put in some effort to stop the wacky antics of the left."

Experts believe the left throw so many of their own under the bus that the whole movement could destroy itself within the next few years. "Based on our projections, the left could completely implode at any moment," said one political science analyst in Detroit. "From trans rights activists sparring with gay rights activists, to racial justice advocates attacking feminists, the whole thing is just very unstable."

"Any minute now, the whole thing will go kaboom," he added. "Just wait it out."

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