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Here’s your life lesson for today, kids. Never Go Full Hardo, as you can spot from violations 1-100000000001 in this video. There’s no reason to go apeshit in an coed intramural flag football league. None. Yet there’s ALWAYS that guy, without fail. You don’t need the QB arm band with NFL plays. You don’t need baseball pants. You may still need to wear a cup. But that’s a personal preference. Other than that, it’s just pure, unadulterated beer drinking and fun. Although men’s leagues are a horse of a different color. You’re allowed to have some competitive jack in the sack. Gotta keep living in the glory days someway, somehow.