Unhappy Mothers In Western Art History

don’t say a word

don’t say a fucking word

i wasn’t even saying anything

great

just keep on doing that then

no

you can’t turn around yet

i’ll tell you when it’s time to turn around

well

there it is

another mouth

please take him

oh god please take him while he’s still sleeping

christ

it won’t stop making that face

it’s making that face right now, isn’t it

how am i supposed to love something with a face like that

just because i’m dead and in a painting

doesn’t mean i’m not still disappointed in all of you

well

here it is

my life’s work

AHHHHH

AHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHH

see

it’s not so much fun when someone screams at you

AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHH

i can do this all day until you two decide to stop screaming, so

baby

please

i have time for literally anything but your shit right now

can you move a little bit to the right so we can get more of the boy

what boy

him?

i don’t think we need him in this picture

listen

i don’t want to be here any more than you do

just try not to spit up in the next ten minutes and we’ll both get out of here

when are you coming back?

FUCKING NEVER

stop touching me, sweetheart

i have to focus on wearing this hat right now

let go

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