Dear Well Actually Guy,



"Well, actually, women do it too."



See, you're already doing it. I can't even say four words without you opening your mouth and well-actuallying all over everything.



What is wrong with you, Well Actually Guy? How did you become that one annoying guy on Facebook who responds to every opinion with "Well, actually. . ."



"Well, actually" you'll explain the punchlines of jokes.



"Well, actually," you'll argue about a single statistic in a news article for hours.



Well Actually Guy likes to point out when things are technically correct, even though those details are not important to the discussion. In fact, Well Actually Guy likes to throw in these minor technical corrections as a way to derail a story, or call an entire philosophical argument into question.



We should call it "wagging," or use the hashtag #WAG. As in, "Did you just #WAG me?"



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