For the first time in the history of the Internet, you can now watch all 180 episodes of Seinfeld (legally) through Hulu. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we have put together an exhaustive ranking of all those episodes. Simply put: for the “show about nothing,” we’ve examined everything. There’s no calculable methodology to this madness. Ordering was completed through personal preference—years of voraciously consuming a sitcom about a quartet of comical misanthropes, unified by their distaste for everything and everyone, even themselves.

11) The Library (Season 3, Episode 5): One of the few episodes to utilize flash-backs, tapping into Jerry and George’s high school days. The main selling point here is Philip Baker Hall, who delivers the show’s best monologue as austere library detective Lt. Bookman.

12) The Pony Remark (Season 2, Episode 2): Elaine and Jerry may have contributed to the death of an elderly woman upon declaring they hate anyone who had a pony as a child. It’s the first episode to unveil the show’s cynical underbelly. Plus, the money line: “Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony?”

13) The Red Dot (Season 3, Episode 12): Here’s the height of George’s cheapness, purchasing Elaine a cashmere sweater with a minuscule red dot on it. He also gets it on with the maid at his new job.

14) The Opposite (Season 5, Episode 22): George does the opposite of his instincts, swinging the pendulum of good fortune in his direction. This imbalance in the force propels Elaine into a downward spiral. Jerry remains the same.

15) The Bubble Boy (Season 4, Episode 7): An iconic episode about a Trivial Pursuit-loving bubble boy who just wants to spend some time with Jerry, his favorite comic. Even though it’s been rerun on TBS to death, everything still rings funny here.

16) The Hot Tub (Season 7, Episode 5): Olympic runner Jean-Paul is classic example of a normal, functional human being who finds himself—as many others do throughout the series—in the crosshairs of this deranged motley crew. To make sure Jean-Paul doesn’t oversleep for the big race (as he did four years prior), Jerry takes matters into his own hands. The results are ultimately, of course, disastrous.

17) The Abstinence (Season 8, Episode 9): For different reasons, George and Elaine decide to stop having sex. This abstinence has two wildly different effects on them: the former becomes a bonafide genius, while the latter’s intellect is zapped out of her. Seinfeld hits its stride when it upends or reverses the defining characteristics of these characters.