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In today's world, Google pretty much control your existence. In basic terms, they are more powerful than Darth Vader and Mr Burns from The Simpsons combined.

So can anyone explain to us why the American online giant has decided to take a pop at a small 'soccer' team in North London? What exactly have Google got against Tottenham?

If you've ever looked up the word "lackadaisical" - and given how regularly Sam Allardyce (mis)uses the word, most West Ham fans will have done - this is what Google presents you with:

To confirm, the example they have chosen - when they had the ENTIRE English language to choose from - is:

"A lackadaisical defence left Spurs adrift in the second half"

Even Arsenal fans would have to agree that's a bit harsh. Right?