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President Trump doubled down on his blame of Former President Barack Obama’s role in the spread of the Coronavirus Novel Covid-19. Recalling the time Obama was coughing during a White House press briefing in December of 2014, Trump took to Twitter to explain why it’s Obama’s fault that this pandemic is spreading.

“Everyone knows Coroner’s Virus takes 6 years to mutate and spread. Obama coughed it out in 2014 and now its spreading. I won’t catch it because my body is fortified with Diet Coke and Yodel antibodies. I love a good Yodel. So creamy and full of chocolatey goodness, unlike Obama.”

Trump continued:

“Therefore I’m ordering former President Barack Obama be quarantined back to his birthplace or Kenya without his family, he’ll be happy there because Michele won’t let him eat Yodels.”

In a totally unrelated story, Melania Trump has requested to do “missionary work” in Kenya.

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