headcanon that sirius made puns of remus as often as possible

Bc where is the fun in only doing it to your own name? Seriously.

*Remus does something mildly frightening like opening his mouth*

haha look at the scarewolf



James: Guys, truth or dare?

Remus: dare

Sirius: wwoah step back for the darewolf



No Padfoot you can’t copy my homework for our class in two minutes

Well that’s not very fairwolf, c’mon sharewolf



And of course:

*Remus closes the curtains and casts a Silencing Spell*

Sirius: lol why

Remus: Because I’m not wearing clothes under these sheets….

Sirius: Yeah I’m aware

Remus: Don’t you dare

Sirius: Dare what? *blinks innocently*

Remus: you’re gonna say it, do not say it

Sirius: aww cute, my little barewolf is grumpy



He even tries it in French:

*at the train station*

Peter: Hey what are u and Moony doing

Sirius: Looking for someone

Peter: who

Sirius: sa mèrewolf

Remus: you disgust me