"'All lesbians must hate/be grossed out by penises.' As if straight women all wake up one day, realize they hate vaginas, and so they decide to start dating men. I'm not a lesbian because you assume I'm anti-dick. I'm a lesbian because I'm attracted to women.

And PS: If lesbians *really* hated penises, would there be such a robust dildo industry? Probably not." —Submitted by briecamembert