Post by stubby » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:27 am

SIR STALIN THE BEAR

SIR STALIN: That's a rare talent. Rayho's Mom can blow four of her own men at once.



COMMISSAR LT. KRUSCHEV: "If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."

SIR STALIN: Sir Rayho isn't going to reach Sir Dogdu in time. I'll have to open that cage myself.



ROYAL SCOUT: What can you do? It's over forty inches away!

His helmet is stifling.



His bear is snuggly.

SIR STALIN: Can you mark the target for me?



ROYAL SCOUT: No, it's too far. What you're asking is impossible.



KRUSCHEV: "The more bombers, the less room for doves."

DIMMY: Sir Stalin! Your spear!



SIR STALIN: Thanks, Dimmy! But that's an axe!

His helmet was stifling. It narrowed his vision, and he must see far.

His bear was snuggly. It was a cuddly distraction, and his target is far away.

The old ones say Stalinists are known for their strength ...

... not their accuracy.

SIR DOGDU: Uh oh

Player: Silent-SigfigStalin's troops move up the right flank (as much as they can, with the Rayhos in the way).Sir Stalin is Inspired by Kruschev's random Krushchev quote! (+ Leadership bonus die)Feat of Strength successful, although only barely (roll of 2 vs 2) - Stalin is able to ignore range limits for the throw. He still had to make the Skill roll to hit the cage door though.Next: Post 299743