Pastafarianism is the one true religion yet it is not taught universally in schools. I think this needs to be changed. The flying spaghetti monster has praised us with his noodly appendage. The least we can do is tell the world about how his noodles have blessed us and the best way to do this is through schools. The syllabus should include:

Learning about how the flying spagetthi monster made the world

how we should praise the spaghetti monster

Why the colanders are important

and children should be visited by a pastor