For Those Who Have Nothing Left....

DON SMOKES "BOB" IN HIS PIPE...

WHILE SUCKING ON A RICH MAN'S STOGIE!!!!

ARE ALIEN SPACE MONSTERS DULL BEYOND BELIEF??

----->Are You ABNORMAL?<-----

BIG DEAL!!!



You're Probably A Talentless, Whimpering Art-Fag! The Normals Are

Right...YOU ARE A SUBHUMAN!!! you're Probably Just a Blubbering "BOBBIE",

Trying To Cop A "Hip" Off Of The Creators Of SubGenius!



YES! BOB IS A

PICTURE!!!

and still threatens NO ONE!

Do people think you're strange?

YOU ARE!!

We're sick and tired of shaven-headed, body-painted

GOD-KNOWS-WHATS!!! Boldly surrealistic artist-type WORMS proving

nothing! Pee-drinking, acid-taking, dead dog-beating railroad tunnel

art-school drop-outs WHo SpEL! EVerYtHinG WruNG. "Oh, but I'm

expressing my abnormality, this has very deep meaning!!"

P-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-b-b-b-b-ttt!

Science CAN Remove Money-Grubbing

"get-ahead", Babel-ING, Surrealist writers!

IT'S A TECHNIQUE CALLED A GUN !

"...B-but, I'm RANTING! i'm speaking in GUMS!!"

"YAH SPIT ON MY PANTS, IS

WHAT YAH DID!!"

Actually, Church of the SubGenious hierachites like STANG, HYPERCLEETS,

MEYER, and STERNODOX never intended to overthrow "The Conspiracy" at all!

Their real motivation is to use their somewhat questionable "literary talents"

to join "REBELLION ESTABLISHMENT" characters like Timothy Leary and Mark

Mothersbaugh, and bask in SLACK (translated: Wealth and Fame). And where

does THAT leave the BOBBIES????

The NeoGeniustm Must Have LOOSENESS !

THE CHURCH OF "DON" AND HIS FOLLOWERS, THE

"NEOGENII", EXIST TO MAKE MOCKERY AND PARODY OF

J.R. "BOB" DOBBS AND HIS SILLY FOLLOWERS, THE

CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS!

We exude a mockery and hate for all manner of SubGenii, including RANTERS,

CLIP-ARTISTS, SACRED SCRIBES, HEAD LAUNCHERS, ANTI-MUSICIANS,

FILMMAKERS, WRITERS, COMEDIANS AND ARTISTS.

PULL THE EYES OVER YOUR OWN WOOL!

FACE REALITY FOR A CHANGE!!!!!!