“I saw a MAGA hat on Amazon and now I need therapy” trauma takes the nation by storm

The following is a first-hand testimony of an innocent individual suffering from PTSD after seeing a symbol of hate on one of the most popular shopping sites in the world.

I was on Amazon and saw a MAGA Hat. That was last November.

I’ve been in Therapy, Counseling, seeing a Psychiatrist for 5 months now due to the trauma.

Since I’m a Liberal, I obviously know more than most people. I was able to self diagnose myself with PTSD and have applied for Social Security.

Yet due to the racist nazi white patriarchy, I’ve been denied benefits simply because I’m in America illegally a non citizen with multiple Felony charges wanted in several states.

They’ll use any excuse to deny benefits I’m currently looking for an Attorney to Sue them into paying me the benefits I truly earned and deserve.

After my surgery (I’m transmission fluid, my pronoun is Zimph) I plan on pursuing a degree in Feminist Period Blood Paintings. Looking forward to a very bright future.

NPC Daily is currently drafting a class action lawsuit against the systemic hate crimes committed by Amazon by displaying traumatic symbols of hatred and bigotry as purchasable items without trigger warnings.