This is heavy!

There I was, standing out in the rain, after seeing the DeLorean vanish. A car pulls up, and a man in a fedora gets out and calls my name. I shield my eyes from the glare of the headlights, and manage a confused reply; "Yah?"

"The package said I would find you here." He then produces a box from under his trench coat.

I stare suspiciously at him. "Who are you?", I ask.

"Amazon.com", he replies.

I read the attached letter. It reads, "Hi, I'm your Secret Santa. Here's your gift from Reddit."

"Reddit Secret Santa?!?", I shout.

"What's that mean!?!", said the delivery man.

"It worked! It worked! Reddit Secret Santa worked!"