

CONDRA - CONfidence of Deficient Result per Attempt



The CONDRA is the measure of confidence that a non-ideal play will occur, normalized by attempts on the net. In simpler terms, the closer a player's CONDRA is to 1, the lower the expectation that he will score. Let's take a look at a graph to see what I mean.

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As you can see, Eric Gryba does not inspire a great deal of confidence from a goal-scoring perspective, but he's still considered slightly more likely to score than the entire 1992 Ottawa Senators team. Colin Greening, meanwhile, has scored a few goals in his time, so he has one of the lower CONDRAs on the team. Although Erik Condra and Matt Kassian do not inspire much confidence offensively, they still have a ways to go to reach the lofty peaks of Jonathan Cheechoo and Peter Regin. Cheechoo, it is said, couldn't bury the puck with a shovel during his time in Ottawa. However, Peter Regin remains the only player to have recorded a perfect 1.00 CONDRA over the course of a season.

KUBA% - Karlsson aUgmented Bank Account Percentage









The KUBA% is a very intuitive #FancyStat. Basically, it's the percentage of a player's contract which can be directly attributed to having played with Erik Karlsson in the past.

Filip better get Erik a Christmas card each year or something.

Patrick Wiercioch and Marc Methot will probably both benefit to some degree by playing with one of the best defencemen in the game today. Filip Kuba, on the other hand, is getting paid $4.2 million this year. Erik Karlsson should try to write off some of that salary as a gift when he does his taxes.



PAGEAU Index - Playoff Accomplishment GEnerAted eUphoria Index Patrick Wiercioch and Marc Methot will probably both benefit to some degree by playing with one of the best defencemen in the game today. Filip Kuba, on the other hand, is getting paid $4.2 million this year. Erik Karlsson should try to write off some of that salary as a gift when he does his taxes.







Yes, even Joe Corvo made you happy once.

The PAGEAU Index is the measure of how much excitement a player's playoff exploits have caused, normalized to Jean-Gabriel Pageau's hat trick in Game 4 of the 2013 Eastern Conference Quarterfinals. There's been some big moments in Sens playoff history. Let's see how they stack up.

Obviously Daniel Alfredsson has done the most for the team during his time in Ottawa, but there's a couple other players who have scored big goals in their time. Kyle Turris, for example is well on his way to becoming a playoff legend. He's already the best Game 3 player Ottawa's ever had! Now I know you're all wondering just how far down does that line for Patrick Lalime go? Well...



He's got a fantastic career playoff GAA, though.

Obviously Daniel Alfredsson has done the most for the team during his time in Ottawa, but there's a couple other players who have scored big goals in their time. Kyle Turris, for example is well on his way to becoming a playoff legend. He's already the best Game 3 player Ottawa's ever had! Now I know you're all wondering just how far down does that line for Patrick Lalime go? Well...

Yeah, that seems about right.



NEIL - Nebulous Exploits of Implied Leadership Yeah, that seems about right.



