18 Things You Need to Know About Indian Weddings

If you are attending an Indian wedding for the first time, you might be overwhelmed. Seriously overwhelmed. Or terrified. Even though we all love Indian weddings, they can truly take a toll on your mental sanity.

I was thinking about all the fun/crazy/pretty/crazy/insert-adjective-here elements of a wedding, and I came up with a list. Now, this list might be a bit crude and is not totally politically correct. But, don't be offended, it's meant to make you laugh. And don't be terrified either, you will love Indian weddings as a guest. Trust me.

And when I say Indian weddings, you can pretty much substitute this for Pakistani weddings, Sri Lankan weddings, or any South Asian wedding in general. We are all a bunch of awesome folks hanging out on the subcontinent of Asia.