One of the side effects of being the world’s largest retailer is that you end up selling some seriously crazy stuff. Some of it is amazingly cool, some of it so bizarre that you have to wonder if anyone’s manning the wheel.

Here’s a collection of our 10 strangest things you can find on Amazon.com.

#1. Fake Money Intended for use in movies and advertising, this prop money is incredibly realistic. What can’t you do with a stack of $50,000? If you’re looking for the “straight from the bank”, crisp look, why not just pick up a cool million? View on Amazon.com

#2. Tattoo Removal Laser Wanna know what’s worst than drunkenly getting a bad tattoo? Trying to remove it yourself. View on Amazon.com

#3. Fish Training Kit So, apparently goldfish training is a thing. I have a hard time believing you can train a fish to play basketball or soccer, but with overwhelmingly positive reviews, there must be something here. View on Amazon.com

#4. A $26,000 Camera Lens If you’re going to spend 26 grand on a camera lens, it strikes me as unlikely that you’d get it from Amazon. Oh, and the shipping weight is over 100 lbs. Yikes. *Camera not included. View on Amazon.com

#5. A $70,000 Pen If you’re looking for a pen, and not just any pen, but an incredibly expensive yet horribly ugly pen, this one’s for you. Taste not included. View on Amazon.com

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#6. 1,000 Live Crickets In many countries, crickets are considered good luck. What could be more lucky than having a box of 1,000 shipped to your (or your worst enemy’s) house? Is it bad luck if half of them arrive dead? View on Amazon.com

#7. Sheep Placenta I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. View on Amazon.com

#8. Fake Pregnancy Test There’s nothing more funny than the chills-down-your-spine, panic inducing news that you’re pregnant! Oh, I guess the false elation over discovering that you’ve finally succeeded at reproducing after years of trying… that’s pretty funny too? View on Amazon.com

#9. Uranium Yes, the world’s largest online store allows you to buy straight-up Uranium. Whether you’re a budding scientist, or an evil villain in training, this stuff could come in handy. Uranium’s half-life is only 4.5 billion years, so buy some now! View on Amazon.com

#10. Poo Flinging Game “Bro, throwing feces at each other was so much fun, we should totally make it a game and sell it on Amazon.” “Sweet, dude” View on Amazon.com

If you’ve got something you’d like to see added to our list, give us a shout.