Saturday morning, 9AM. I was awoken by a loud banging. Groggily I opened the door to find out who was victimizing my poor front door.

"Alas, the postal man! What wonderful gifts do you have for me today?"

"Take this and shut up" the postal man implied as he forcefully thrust a package into my hands.

"Thank you good sir and may the winds be beneath your wings!" as I merrily away to inspect my goods. I had ordered many things these last few days in preparation for the gifting holiday looming ahead. Would this be one of those? Ahh, Thinkgeek on the box, yes I did indeed place an order with them. I hope its the 100 plush microbes I got. I need to spread AIDS and Herpes as soon as possible for the holidays!

Carefully cutting open the box with a hammer, I pried the last of the cardboard sarcophagus away to reveal my prize. "What is this?" I thought to myself. I did not order a totally awesome Bender Bending Rodriguez action figure (its not a doll). Also caffeinated cinnamon candy? Maybe thinkgeek got things wrong.

Checking the packing slip I spied the note from Junglizer: "Happy Holidays from reddit!"

"OH!" I exclaimed, my secret santa!!! Then Bender came alive, jumped out of his box and we traveled together into the future to live in the year 3000. The End.

Thanks Junglizer! He stalked me quite well and found out that Futurama is one of my favorite shows in pretty much the entire universe. I already had a Gender bender walking collectable and this would be perfect hanging out next to it (Since Bender is Bender's best friend and all). This is the perfect gift for me!

I never really got into cinnamon candy as a kid and it just kinda stuck, but it looks like I'm going to get a second chance to give it a go! I'm going to get so cracked out eating a tin at a time, its going to be an amazing holiday season! Thanks for the gift!!