*woof!* girl: oh no! a puppy is in danger! *woof! woof!* girl: two puppies in danger?! oh no! girl (running): adrenaline pumping. puppy-saving mode activated! *soon* girl: puppies! where? must save! then pet guy: sounds like my personal mating calls got your attention girl: "puppies in danger" is how you attract women? guy: yes? girl (hand into guy's chest): AAAAAAAAHH! girl (holding guy's heart): AAAAAAH! guy: ok. i deserved that