This is my new favorite yearbook quote. I salute you, James Conway. |via EgoTVOnline|

MORNING LINKS

This Is Why You Should Set Your Facebook Party Invitiations To Private [Uproxx]

Danger Guerrero’s Terrible But Realistic TV Pitches, Vol. III [WarmingGlow]

Scene Breakdown: First Trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn [Filmdrunk]

Warming Glow Interview: Rob Riggle [WarmingGlow]

The best pictures from the Coronado Dog Surfing competition. |WithLeather|

Six panels of Penny Arcade getting movie deal. |GammaSquad|

Zachary Briggs is available for your porn movie. |Videogum|

Man with no arms trashes hotel lobby. This man is an inspiration. Background guy: “Yeah, kick all ‘at sh-t down, man.” |TheDailyWhat|

This slut probably sucks at tennis. |GorillaMask|

Grading the latest teacher sex scandal. |BostonStool|

Leaked scripts for remakes of 80s movies. |Nerve|

Ice T and Coco renew their vows. I saw a clip from their show the other day where they were talking about meeting, and Ice T asked, “Have you ever dated a gangster before?” And I thought, uhhh, have you see that chick? Who else is she going to date? |TheSuperficial|

18 suggestions for NY Post Anthony Weiner headlines. |HolyTaco|

10 photos of cats in tiny cat furniture. |Buzzfeed|

X-Men FIRST First Class: A Look Back At Mutants On TV [UGO]

Holy @#$%ing Mother of @#$%, It’s the Blade Anime [ToplessRobot]

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