1. James Franco and Seth Rogen There's a reason that James Franco is squinting in almost every picture you see (and I see many). Seth Rogen is stoned in every movie that you see, so he's on this list as a representative for Team Apatow (which is its own particular subset of stoner).

2. Paris Hilton Paris has been downgraded enough that these photos make me kind of nostalgic, like a trip back to a sunny time in the mid-2000s when banks had money and Sidekicks were new and everyone listened to the Postal Service. I imagine Paris still smokes a lot now, though.

3. Charlize Theron Charlize is the winner of the Craftiest Stoner prize (which is a hand-knitted pot leaf scarf tailored to fit her Oscar. I had some time.)!

4. Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson See that little baggy sticking out from Woody's pillow? Indeed. He's also guilty by association thanks to known stoner and sad clown Owen Wilson.

5. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston The perennial "Stoned Celebrity" winners apparently only lasted as long as they did because of the weed. I feel like Jen's incisive "That was uncool" comment was also the product of a little coping mechanism.

6. Snoop Dogg Obligatory.

7. Willie Nelson (and Stash) See: Snoop Dog

8. Kristen Stewart So Kristen (who is the star of Twilight, if you were unaware) gets a lot of crap for being terrible in interviews and a generally apathetic, ungrateful bitch. Really, she is just very high and has annoying MTV people yapping at her all the time. Give her a break.

9. Michael Phelps America's Greatest Olympian and Un-Savviest Spokeperson, Michael is also an excellent educator when it comes to Roor bongs, which I had never heard of.

10. Ron Paul This picture is so much happier when you see it as a pro-legalization politician enjoying the fruits of his labors.