This drinking game is played whilst watching the Eurovision Song Contest; the cheesiest song competition in the world.

How to Play

Watch the Eurovision Song Contest on TV or video. Have one gulp of your drink per successfully met condition:

Commentator

Says how wonderful the UK (or whichever country you are watching the programme in) entry is

Makes fun of any other country’s song

Makes fun of any other country’s outfits/dancing/hair

Makes rude comments about the voting system

Hosts

Speak in rhyme

Sing

Gaze into each others eyes — drain glass if they kiss

Singers (including Backup Singers)

Flick their hair – drain glass if they are bald

Wink at camera

Sing in language other than English or native tongue (ie. Ukrainian sings Hasta La Vista)

Drop to their knees

Wear a hat – drain glass if wearing horns

Make a peace sign

Show décolletage – drain glass if wearing a codpiece

Have a moustache – drain glass if female with moustache

Rapping – drain glass!

Dancers and Musicians

Play an ‘ethnic’ instrument

Mime heavy guitar solo

Play piano while standing

Pretend to fight – drain glass if martial arts

‘Ethnic’ dancing – drain glass if Hip Hop dancing

Contortionist – drain glass!

General

Any costume change

Sped up or slowed down film

Helicopter shots

Any key change

Use of fireworks – drain glass if singer catches fire

Use of props (i.e. candles, ribbons, dummies)

UK gets no points

Your country wins – drain glass!

Voting Rounds

Divide all the countries up between the players; every time that country gets a vote they drink two fingers. If that country scores maximum points, the person drinks five fingers.