Boson MASS—Admitting he was blindsided by the hysterical reaction to a pretty normal transaction, Boson Mayor Marty Welsh wondered Friday when profiting off the bad luck of the lower classes went out of style. The city's public hospital has contracts for medical supplies with companies owned by relatives of Mayor Welsh.“Jesus Christ, when did everyone get so uptight about this? Jeff Bezos won't let his workers go to the bathroom so they wear adult diapers. Steve Jobs used to ask random workers about what they did and fire them no matter what they said. These were our capitalist heroes. Now someone who buys a lot of toilet paper is Ebenezer Scrooge?""I remember when we used to celebrate people who used their talent and connections to get rich from the urgency and anguish of a crisis,” said Mayor Welsh, who claimed what he did was no different than what many successful, patriotic Americans have been doing for hundreds of years. The mayor is known for his blunt way of speaking which he claims is just a 'blue collar' conservative language. The mayor has never had a manual labor or blue collar job in his life. Some asked why the mayor's own fence company had been hired to put barbed wire around Boson City Hospital.“My opponent in the November election, City Council President Ema Strickland has questioned the city hospital having exclusive contracts with companies that happen to have my cousin Vinny on the board of directors. So what. Does she know how business works in the real world? Are my relatives supposed to get jobs in other states?"When asked about all the people who were now unemployed as businesses shut down the mayor spoke off the cuff."Of course the rich get the biggest bailout. This is a capitalist country. What a surprise that capitalists are taken care of first. What’s the big deal? Didn’t we all decide this was the way to go when Liberal Democrat Obama was in the White House and leading the rescue of every big company?"As a young aide tried to lead the mayor away he added to his observations."Last time I checked, buying something with the hope that you can sell it for a higher price is the very essence of capitalism. People who bought surgical masks last summer when no one was sick were taking a risk and the expense of storing the product. So, they get to sell it for a profit. The capitalist government may step in and limit how much an individual capitalist can profit, but the capitalists will almost always come out on top.""And Ema Strickland thinks we should not make profits," he ended. "But, she has a non-profit charitable foundation."Mayor Welsh has used his friendly support for President Donald Trump to get a medical ship docked in Boson Harbor right outside the Trump Tower Boson.