The party is recruited to assassinate a political candidate running for council in Anderaan. We are told he’s in cahoots with Cheliax, a devil worshipping and slave-driven state adjacent to us. Upon investigation, we find out he’s not on their side but is being manipulated into executing their plans. We’re trying to think of a way to keep him out of office without killing him.

Gnome: Guys… I’M RUNNING FOR OFFICE.

——————- at the town square, preparing for a speech ——————-

DM: Alright guys. So your job is going to be to draw people in and keep them there.

Viking: I go to the local tavern and start threatening to bash in some heads if they don’t follow me and listen to this speech.

DM: Okay that gains him… 25 onlookers.

Druid Player: What’s the most populated place in the city?

DM: Uhhhh probably the market place?

Druid Player: With badger’s permission, I use create water to make him drenched, and use my childlike feat to appear as a six year old human girl.

DM: Oh no.

Druid: *stands on a soap box in the middle of the market, screaming* HEY, HEY! A NICE MAN JUST SAVED MY BABY BADGER FROM DROWNING IN THE RIVER, AND HE’S GIVING A SPEECH RIGHT OVER IN THE SQUARE. CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME THANK HIM?

DM: That gains him… *rolls percentage dice* Dear lord- 98 more onlookers.

—- this continues until 600 people are in the crowd —-

Cleric uses create fog and smoke travels across the stage. The Final Countdown is playing as the druid and elf both launch fireballs into the air from opposite sides of the stage as the pyrotechnics team. The gnome enters.

Gnome: My people, uh, let me be clear, uh-

#gnomebama

… He ended up winning the election by a landslide.