LFT OWL (Jebaited)

Hi i'm currently LFT OWL (bird)



Here's my resume:



-Tier 3 player at my prime, currently t5

-Toxic in team environment

-Can't aim, learn or adapt to any meta

-Multiple tournament throws

-Involved in various damaging dramas

-Boosted by danteh etc to top500 (normally gm PEAK)

-Choke on lan (Even when heimlich manoever has been performed)

-Ability to clutter coms beyond belief

-Hated on every possible social media outlet and most hated player on reddit

-Twitch chat hates me

-Am jacked, opponents wouldn't say shit to me at LAN. I am currently known as the "Skeletton king"



I am washed up but I have nice hair and I pull at the very least 200 viewers (concurrent) on average. Marketability is at an all-time high, reformation is in progress and I love turtles. As a star player I will not accept base salary, you better come up with some "Dank-ass" numbers "fam". Send contract dirrectly to my email, dont bother PM'ing me.



Retweets appreciated, serious offers only.



Thank you.







TL;DR If your brain is a little slow this is a a JOKE (haHAA). This is not serious. I am currently trying out already and ready to compete. I wouldn't mind additional tryouts, but no OWL orgs read past the meme LUL.

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