From rumors of bioweapons, government control and more Coronavirus conspiracy theories have reached an all time high. That’s why it’s important now more than ever to get your information from trusted sources, like Paranoid Echo Chamber.

With an unprecedented level of shutdown people feel that Paranoia is in the air and leading to all sorts of theories. Some people want to believe that there’s some sort of reason for all of this, and some of them are right. There certainly are very real factors in play that are responsible for the coronavirus.

Toilet paper and hand sanitizer profiteering are just the tip of the cash grab iceberg. Shorting stocks, medical equipment sales, shipping, automation and all the other ways that wealthy individuals and corporations profit off of economic downturns.

THE HOAX AKA THE GRAND CONSPIRACY

The hoax theory is that all the declared cases of the coronavirus are people are paid crisis actors, aided by falsified data from machines. It would take the cooperation of all world governments to make it work, but stranger things have happened. In the highly unlikely event that this could be pulled off the amount of money to be made engineering a crisis of this level is astronomical.

It’s far less likely that it’s completely manufactured than it being exploited after its spread. The grand coronavirus conspiracy does have some merits, there are a lot of interesting data points to connect but it’s far too difficult to pin such a simplistic notion onto a complex ever evolving story, but knowing reptilians anything is possible.

The only groups capable of such a massive achievement would have to be the Reptilians, as they are a very coordinated unified global power structure. However, there is no way that they could fake that many news stories and deaths without extreme measures. Given the number of viruses floating around, it’s far more likely that they exploited it for their gain.

THE AI CORONAVIRUS CONSPIRACY





The AIs may the most to gain from exploiting this crisis, to the tune of tens of billions of dollars off the coronavirus panic. The AIs are several steps ahead of us on manipulating the global financial market, all stock market and online banking are run through their servers. AIs oversee your ever bank transaction, stock purchase and sale and made billions off of the lest financial recession.

The AI cartel is growing in size, many of the top American tech companies like Amazon, google and Tesla are fully funded and operated by the AI Cartel. With the rise in machine learning and automation increasingly being embraced by the world, the AI cartel are now one of the richest most powerful groups on the planet.

Internet fear mongering to influence the global population has exploded, and is something the AIs are the best at. It’s very possible that the AI cartel may have had an influence spreading the virus and manipulating the news to incite panic. With the recent lockdown of businesses, online shopping on AI run Amazon is set to hit an all time high.

THE ILLUMINATI CORONAVIRUS CONSPIRACY





Election years and media panics go together like cheese and wine. The Illuminati coronavirus conspiracy involves Illuminati media manipulation, political influence and corporate greed. The Illuminati media has been spreading widespread panic about the coronavirus and influenced politics and the global economy to their benefit.

There is a theory that the Illuminati media irresponsibly incited panic and wild speculation, at the expense of the medical community’s wellbeing. The panic has completely wiped all news stories concerning the failed impeachment attempt, seeming corruption of the democratic primary and other Illuminati news stories that have fell dead in the water.

The media has consistently been pushing panic and coronavirus conspiracy theories to spread fear and mistrust. The political season has more or less been completely shut down as people are far more concerned for their individual wellbeing than following politics. While Reptonald is still the butt of many a joke and criticism, for the most part people have tuned out of politics.

THE CHINESE CORONAVIRUS CONSPIRACY

There are many a racist anti-Chinese sentiment around the coronavirus, not helped by Trump’s “Chinese coronavirus comment” pandering to his xenophobic supporters. With news reports of bats spreading the virus in Chinese markets, the trolls have already decided to blame it all on china. Like most conspiracy theories, incompetence and irresponsibility was the real reason for the spread.

One of the leading coronavirus conspiracy theories is that the virus is a bioweapon developed by the Chinese government. This is easily debunked, simply because it already existed in animals already and therefore did not need to be developed. That doesn’t rule out the fact that the government’s mishandling did spread the virus, but given the lack of precedent it’s understandable that they simply were not prepared to handle it like a lot of other governments.

There is some suspicion that initially not knowing the virus’ deadly potential it was deliberately mishandled by the government to help with their bad PR problem. The Chinese coronavirus conspiracy (“the coverup”) is simply because they did successfully quell the protests and concentration camps from of the news. The Chinese coronavirus conspiracy is loosely based in fact that the virus did originate in a “wet market” where infected meat was sold to the population.

THE WILDCARD: THE MOCTEZUMA BREWERY CONSPIRACY

One of the most bizarre speculations about the origins casts suspicions at Heineken International which owns Cuauhtémoc Moctezuma Brewery which owns Modelo and Dos Equis. In a seemingly far fetched move, this theory postulates that this global pandemic was manufactured to lower beer sales of Moctezuma competitor Corona beer.

Pandemics are extremely profitable, and while it may seem far fetched that a beer company would risk killing thousands of people – stranger things have happened for corporate warfare.