FILE – In this Nov. 2, 2016 file photo, actor James Woods attends the premiere of the film “Bleed for This” in Beverly Hills, Calif. Woods’ agent has dropped the actor as a client, citing patriotism. On Thursday, July 5, 2018, Woods shared on Twitter an email from his agent, Ken Kaplan. In the excerpted email from Wednesday, Kaplan said he was “feeling patriotic” and no longer wanted to represented Woods. Woods is among Hollywood’s most outspoken conservatives. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP, File)

As you surely know, Nancy Pelosi introduced her own stimulus bill Monday, but it appeared that she’d spent the last several weeks in a tree.

Subsequently, it seemed, she offered “relief” wholly unrelated to the issue at hand:

Democrat Coronavirus plan:

🤦‍♂️solar/wind tax credits

🤦‍♂️postal service debt

🤦‍♂️election law changes

🤦‍♂️carbon emission limits

🤦‍♂️$35M for Kennedy Center

🤦‍♂️immigration expansion

🤦‍♂️return of Obamaphones

🤦‍♂️community newspaper retirement plans

🤦‍♂️$15 minimum wagehttps://t.co/pW9BcwqyP5 — Marc Lotter – Text TRUMP to 88022 (@marc_lotter) March 24, 2020

Help! There’s a terrible illness! Quick — somebody give the Kennedy Center $35 million and allow for early voting!

Pelosi says Democrats' forthcoming coronavirus stimulus bill (the third COVID-19 response bill) includes billions in grant $ for states + a natl requirement for 15 days of early voting and no-excuse absentee vote-by-mail. https://t.co/YQSVx17ozp — Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) March 23, 2020

Germs are spreading! Fast — whip up the racial pay equity!

It also bails out the postal service. pic.twitter.com/cy9GYoK7zj — Rachel Bovard (@rachelbovard) March 23, 2020

SHEW.

Speaking to CNN’s Dana Bash Tuesday, the Speaker of the House defended her bill that was packed full of more pork than an Alabama 4th of July (see her “not care” here).

As covered expertly by RedState’s Nick Arama, Nancy claimed all the contents of the bill were about COVID-19.

That leaves me a bit confused, and someone else who’s apparently found themselves flummoxed is Academy Award nominee James Woods.

In response to Nancy over the last few days, James has absolutely skewered the lady who believes the wall is an immorality yet has her own wall (here).

Let’s take a walk into the Woods:

The Democrats are twisting this crisis into another shot at the coup d’etat they’ve been attempting for over three years. How many lives is it worth to topple this President, Nancy? #Pandemic #DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 24, 2020

As reported by Forbes, Nancy’s bundle of joy featured the creation of a “digital dollar”

As…the U.S. looks to Congress for agreement on a massive stimulus package to save the economy from impacts of the coronavirus pandemic, the newest offer by House Democrats includes a very forward-looking kind of stimulus: the creation of a ‘digital dollar’ and the establishment of ‘digital dollar wallets.’ … [T]his signals the U.S. is serious in establishing infrastructure for a central bank digital currency.

Therefore, James had a question:

Can you buy unicorns with Nancy’s play money? https://t.co/kAqoT3f4pu — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 24, 2020

Apparently, he doesn’t think she respects money too much. Or, at least, not yours:

If water were other people’s money, this is Nancy’s idea of heaven… pic.twitter.com/lXa9vFvCOw — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 24, 2020

In case you were wondering, she did, evidently, get that unicorn:

And indeed Nancy gets her unicorn. Those Democrat digital dollars are a miracle, I tell you! (Thanks, @drspago for the gif) https://t.co/KLNhgjNweR — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 24, 2020

Trump said, of course, there was no way he’d sign Pelosi’s proposal. And windmills “kill the birds and ruin the real estate”:

“Windmills.. they kill the birds and ruin the real estate” pic.twitter.com/KRRCdeVIDq — Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) March 24, 2020

James thought the Commander-in-Chief was on to something:

Thank you, Mr. President. You created a perfect name for the Democrat version of the stimulus package: Killing Birds and Ruining Real Estate. — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 24, 2020

He also thanked Nancy for her good-goin’:

You WERE going to get a relief check, but #Nancy has decided to spend it on windmills. pic.twitter.com/BM94bzyUp2 — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 24, 2020

And there was this, which — well — says a lot:

The award-winning actor did, however, note that the Wuhan flu isn’t the only malady America must battle this year:

Meanwhile we have the other virus to get past in November… #BidenBeHidin #HeelsUpHarris pic.twitter.com/bHArlqc9gp — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 24, 2020

I don’t recall ever seeing James in a Western, but wow — that guy’s a gunslinger.

-ALEX

Relevant RedState links in this article: here and here.

See 3 more pieces from me:

Pelosi Reacts to Trump’s Hope of Reopening the Country Like a Petulant Child: ‘I Don’t Care! I Don’t Care! I Don’t Care!’

Despite the Stress and Quarantine Caused by Wuhan – and Perhaps Because of It – One American Industry is Triumphing

Thank You: Amid the Pandemic, Nurses on the Front Lines Give up Their Homes and Families so That We May Be Saved

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