DEAR JEFF PROBST,

U HAVE RUINED ANOTHER SURVIVOR SEASON BY ALLOWING BELOVED QUEEN "ROARK" LUSKIN TO BE VOTED OFF. U EVEN COMPOUNDED THIS TRAVESTY BY ALLOWING POOR INNOCENT SIMONE NGUYEN TO BE VOTED OFF PRE-MERGE TOO. THIS SHALL NOT STAND.

U MUST PERFORM REPARATIONS FOR THIS MISDEED BY ONLY ASKING ROARK QUESTIONS AT THE FINALE. NO ONE ELSE DESERVES A QUESTION!!! HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF Q'S FEEL FREE TO USE THEM:

"Roark, how do u feel about these sinful devils who made it to the final 3, making a mockery of this entire show and my life's work?"

"Roark, don't u think u could have played all those idols and secret advantages better than these jokers who would never understand ur genius strategies if it bit them in the bottom (dae jeff varner)?"

"Roark, would you like to take over hosting duties w/a very high paying salary starting when I finish this sentence?"

"Precious Roark, onto which godforesaken arctic iceberg shall we exile the devil Ryan?"

"Roark my queen, what will you do with this million dollars I am giving u instead of the demon these nameless goblins voted to be winner?"

IF U ASK ANY OTHER "CASTAWAY" ANY QUESTIONS WE WILL BE FORCED TO QUIT WATCHING TV FOREVER & ONLY POST ONLINE ABOUT BOOKS & OUR CHILDHOODS. WE WILL ALSO BOYCOTT SURVIVOR SPONSOR OUTBACK SNACKHOUSE UNTIL IT GOES OUT OF BUSINESS. EXPLAIN THAT TO SDT'S HUSBAND. U HAVE BEEN WARNED.

SINCERELY,

THE UNDERSIGNED

PS IT IS OBVIOUS BUT IN CASE IT NEEDS TO BE SAID, ONLY ROARK IS ALLOWED ON THE STAGE & ALL OTHER CONTESTANTS MUST SIT OUTSIDE ON THE SIDEWALK.