Will SOMEONE please donate $3 so that Carly Fiorina will shut up? She keeps on asking for $3, that’s it!

She even promises to not shut up and encourages violence by intimidating her Twitter followers to donate $3 to her campaign.

And by “momentum”, I believe she meant “miracle”:

But what do I know? There’s at least $42 worth of campaign supporters here.

Again with the fighting words:

Please hurry and “chip in $3 right away”!:

If I’m not explaining it well enough, FiveThirtyEight.com can do the job:

And still, Carly be like:

Feel free to donate $6 to exceed expectations:

Then Carly will be “surging”:

Numbers don’t lie:

[Poll taken from FiveThirtyEight.com)

Let’s shock the political class together.