I wish I could say I was happy to get this package. Instead I was pretty much in fear of its arrival.

My cat's been missing for three days as of tonight, so it was pretty damned hard to open this box. I didn't really want to, but I did it anyway and cried throughout the whole thing.

Crinkle fishies, a rattle mouse, and a giant bug. A HUGE EFFING RAT that I know she'd try and pack around in her teeth. I really lost it when I saw all the milk rings; we keep finding the damn things in weird places. Some spray catnip, which i'd spray all over her little jungle gym cubes in the living room. Freezedried shrimp treats ... i'd have to drop them on the floor or she'd take my fingers off getting to them. And gooshyfood ... the really nice gooshyfood, including the rabbit I can't get in town here without buying a whole case.

The box is taped up again by the back door. I can barely even look at it right now.