Times Square was really hoppin’ yesterday thanks to a rally demanding that the Mueller report be released to the public in full. And just to show how serious they were about getting what they want, protesters took part in a mass singalong, complete with Resistance versions of classic tunes:

The pro-Mueller ralliers in Times Square have distributed this songbook. They are currently leading a mass singalong. Please read these lyrics pic.twitter.com/1y36LDFeEg — Michael Tracey (@mtracey) April 4, 2019

We read them. And now we wish we could unread them.

Imagine thinking that that crap is cool or clever or even remotely consequential.

They are now doing a dramatic mass recitation of Adam Schiff’s “it’s not OK” speech from last week — Michael Tracey (@mtracey) April 4, 2019

Well, now we’re really sorry we couldn’t be there to witness it in person.

Rachel Maddow and @MoveOn promoted this rally — Michael Tracey (@mtracey) April 4, 2019

Ah, well. That explains why it’s so pathetic.

Embarrassing — Miles Potts (@mpottsnyc) April 4, 2019

Embarrasing — Rhys (@RhysLXXV) April 4, 2019

This is bad. — Mick (@MickClm) April 4, 2019

I read two lines and I don’t think that my eyes can withstand the subsequent possible rolls intact. — Mike B (@kingtofu) April 4, 2019

My eyes are embarrassed that they allowed my body to view such an abomination of epic douchiness — Chris (@Chris048) April 5, 2019

I'm trying so hard to read them, Mr. Tracey, really I am. After a few lines, I can feel my brain leaking out my ears. That's not normal. Luckily I am at the doctor already. — Zyxenfryx (@nametheftvictim) April 4, 2019

This is the worst thing I'll see today. Thanks! — Aaron Kunkler (@AaronKunkler1) April 4, 2019

Jfc they r deranged — Nomad (@kroslav) April 4, 2019

Psychosis with a soundtrack. — Global Citizen? (@Global_Netizen1) April 5, 2019