killed someone with a weapon

swap my shampoo with bleach

Yeah. She talks shit about everyone (SENPAI IS MINE), but I just found that funny. Also."Wow. Iro is such a great athlete. I bet she was even better before the surgery. You go girl.""I can't believe Iro got mad at you for a simple mistake. I mean, who HASN'T almost, right?""When Iro gets her new bike, she should probably keep an eye on her brakes. Now THERE'S an accident you probably wouldn't walk away from.""Someone's been following me on my morning jogs. They're not bad, but they conk out after about an hour.""Some punk tried to. That's some hardcore trolling.""Hey, crazy story. I found my new helmet was cracked. THAT would have been bad in an accident.""I was taking a bath, when I caught a toaster that had fallen from the shelf. I don't recall keeping a plugged in toaster there.97% sure there's other quotes, but I'm tired of clicking between the two.