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It’s not the first time that a trendy food has been invoked as an attention-grabbing, but flawed, financial strategy. In the early Aughts, as Starbucks was expanding at light speed, lattes were the reason that Americans were penniless failures. One personal finance guru, David Bach, even built an entire brand around it: You can use his Latte Factor calculator to see how much money you could save if only you’d forgo the daily coffee habit.

Except: “There was only one thing wrong with the latte factor. It wasn’t true. It didn’t work mathematically,” wrote Slate’s Helaine Olen in an article a year ago: “Collectively, they fed into the American streak of can-do-ism, our Calvinist sense that money comes to those who have earned it and treated it with respect. A penny saved is a penny earned, after all,” she wrote.

Lattes aren’t very cool anymore – everyone’s drinking cold brew these days. So it looks like the financial world needed a new culinary scapegoat (why couldn’t it have been Unicorn Frappuccinos, instead?).

But avocado toast-as-financial-hindrance isn’t even original. An Australian columnist made the same parallel in an October 2016 column, writing: “I have seen young people order smashed avocado with crumbled feta on five-grain toasted bread at $22 a pop and more. I can afford to eat this for lunch because I am middle-aged and have raised my family. But how can young people afford to eat like this? Shouldn’t they be economizing by eating at home? How often are they eating out? Twenty-two dollars several times a week could go towards a deposit on a house.” (Man, they must really hate millennials and avocados in Australia.)

So, eat that avocado toast, millennials, and enjoy it. Because, let’s face it: you’re never going to be able to buy a house anyway.