Let's preface this pimp of Danilo Buendia's Breaking Bad Blue Glass Meth Rock Candy with the obvious: rock candy is pretty easy to make oneself. Even Blue Glass rock candy. Certainly easier than Blue Glass meth, and probably easier than just regular old meth too, which begs the question: why would I buy this product for $12 from Etsy?

For me, the answer is because I don't want to take the time to let sugar and water and just the right dot of blue food coloring fester for a week in my basement when I can simply point and click and let UPS do the rest.

Kid tested, Heisenberg approved, the cotton candy-flavored, meth-iniscent rock candy sells by the deuce ounces in biodegradable 4" x 3" baggies. Instilling further authenticity, the product ships in sticker-sealed brown paper bags along with two additional Official Los Pulgas Hermanos logo stickers inside.

Muchas bonus points also awarded to Buendia for sharing a last name with all of the 172 characters in One Hundred Years of Solitude.