It ain’t easy being out there on patrol.

Maybe you get a call of an emotionally distressed person taking off their clothes at a local gas station.

After dealing with that crap, you respond to a really depressing domestic disturbance.

Then it’s over to McClatchy’s Saloon, where a large group of offensive lineman from the local college are refusing to leave at closing time.

But then you light some kid up who’s weaving slightly and has a bad brake light.

Not only is the kid respectful and cooperative, he’s also willing to wow you with some impressive juggling.

Sometimes life is good.