Jason Witten on his two sprained ankles and sprained knee: "It's just some bumps and bruises. Typical football stuff. I'll be fine." — Bart Hubbuch (@BartHubbuch) September 21, 2015

When it rains, it pours. Just ask the Dallas Cowboys.

Not only did they lose wide receiver Dez Bryant to an injury in Week 1, they lost Tony Romo in Week 2. Things can only get better from here, right?

Unfortunately not. According to Bart Hubbuch on Twitter, Jason Witten is doing his best Black Night impression from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "'Tis but a scratch."

How can someone play with two sprained ankles and one sprained knee?

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