Celestia: Sister! I just discovered this wonderful device called a cell phone, I can finally call my student and her friends!

Luna, who’s been on tinder since 2009: Oh fun

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Celestia: Luna! Give me your number so we can text!

Luna, visibly texting: I don’t have a phone

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Celestia, through text: Sister, we need to have a serious discussion. Call me that we might talk

Luna, through text: One moment I can’t find my phone

Celestia: OK