The right kind of convertible for a mid-life crisis.

Let's be clear: this is a convertible laptop, not a convertible car. You can use it like a regular old laptop or flip the screen around and use it like a tablet. Thus, it is convertible. You cannot use it to ride around and cruise the boardwalk looking for hot young babes.

But, if you're feeling like you're approaching the middle range of your life and you're looking to make an expensive purchase that asserts your youth and virility, this type of convertible might actually make more of a statement than a cool car would.

Think about it. Are youths these days really standing around outside ogling souped up hot rods and playing the chicken game out at the bluffs? Unless they're ogling those hot rods on a Buzzfeed listicle and the chicken game is just a totally addictive microtransaction app, the answer is no.

If you're really experiencing a midlife crisis and you're looking for a purchase that's youthful in spirit, then get yourself a laptop, get on the internet, and stay there. That's what all the millennials are doing these days.

And if you're not yet headed into that midlife crisis, then you probably are a millennial! Get yourself a laptop and get on the internet quick! Being online is basically your job!

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