Andrew Peña for BuzzFeed

A Nintendo theme park wouldn’t be complete without a Zelda dungeon but a traditional Zelda temple would probably raise a lot of safety issues. Can you imagine how illegal it would be for patrons to hookshot over molten lava? The best solution is to emulate a more low-key puzzle-based dungeon like the Tower of the Gods from Wind Waker. Riders would be guided by the ever-charming King of Red Lions and Navi, who would navigate throughout the tower and tell you, "HEY, LISTEN" at key moments where riders would disembark to collectively solve some puzzles. The set would have 3D interactive enemies, and riders would use a digital slingshot to shoot down Keese and prevent Octoroks from boarding the boat. It's closest analogue would be the Pirates of the Carribbean ride at Disneyland, but it would still be like nothing you’ve ever seen before. And that's everything your inner child would want from a Nintendo theme park.