[Do not read the following if easily offended]

In June of 2008, an autograph hunter named Dan emailed a member of Rik Mayall‘s management team in an effort to gain a copy of the Young One‘s signature for his collection. He received the following note, written and signed by Mayall on a printout of his original email, in the post over a month later.

Transcript follows. Image courtesy of Dan.

Transcript

Here you are you cheapskate money-grubbing Welsh cunt — where’s the fucking envelope you deformity??

Here you are Daniel, thank you so much for writing. I hope you like the picture.

Best wishes my dear friend

(Signed, ‘Rik Mayall’)