

If you're like me you probably thought that ptr was just short for Peter, since that's his first name. Of course that might be the truth, but I have come up with another theory. I really think that since ptr is a well spoken guy, probably reads poetry, Shakespeare and all that good stuff, his name is actually the initials for the sentence "Prepare Thy Rectum".



So what does "prepare thy rectum" mean exactly? It is pretty old English, from the era when Shakespeare still wrote poems and plays. "Prepare" has still preserved it's meaning, meaning that you must make something ready for some purpose. "Thy" is the same as "your" and "Rectum" means the final part of the large intestine of human and other mammals, and it ends in one's anus (or it starts from there, depending on if you're inserting or withdrawing something).



I think what ptr wants to tell with his name is that you should "prepare your anus" for some assblasting, as in if you come to FPL unprepared, you will get assblasted in-game and in real life. Good example is a clip from DaZeD's stream, where when DaZeD shot ptr in the back and didn't prepare his anus, he had his ass unpleasantly blasted by a mad ptr. If he had been prepared, his anal wouldn't have been blasted so unexpectedly. And who knows if he had even enjoyed it.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdEO7y8srRQ[/YOUTUBE]