We have already been denied any further amusement from an Eric “Duke Nuke’em” Swalwell campaign, and by the looks of things we may only have Beto O’Rourke to laugh at for a short while as well.

So, in an effort to have some fun with the 0.0% trending future of this nation, there was a dose of good mockery to be had. While his platform has been all but non-existent in the minds of voters Beto has sure provided us with a number of mirthful photos and videos.

The latest has him, for some damned reason, grinning goofily from the floor in an airport terminal. Cue the snark stampede!

Let the mockery flow through you, people!

"I recommend testing out your immune system regularly." — We Need More Coolidge (@PaineInTheNeck) July 22, 2019

"Feeling cute, might delete later" — Pseudonymous Midwit「₿??」 (@pseudonymidwit) July 22, 2019

Cosmo's least clicked centerfold. — LaughAtLefties (@LaughAtLefties) July 22, 2019

I'm almost as low as my approval ratings — tsull2121 (@tsull2121) July 22, 2019

“Does this angle make me look more Hispanic?” Or better yet, “¿Este ángulo me hace parecer más hispano?” ????‍♀️ — kendraB (@RealKendraLea) July 22, 2019

Uncle Rico is the perfect avatar for this man.

“When they go high, I go Beto.” — Pillars of the Parthenon (@StraightHand) July 22, 2019

“So woke, Beto refuses to leave a footprint of any kind” – Global Warming Summit — Rob (@TheRealRobV921) July 22, 2019

But let’s take a moment and appreceiate how novel this is.

Floors.. tables… wtf!! Get off the airport floor!! — Lady Kate (@Wishful_wink) July 22, 2019

“You told me to get off the tabletops!” — Bevfefe (@Bev_Graham) July 22, 2019

Seriously, this is something of a refreshing change.

Although for some the image was just too much to inspire captions.

I just I can't all I can think is WHY IS YOUR HAND ON THE AIRPORT FLOOR — libertarians4Pete ??☮️ (@libertarians4pb) July 22, 2019

Oh, Beto…

We are going to miss you. And rather soon, according to the polls.