We speak German because we are fascist-wannabe's. If you would like to join our movement for homosexualist supremesism, you must first anally rape our head master and then let one of our fine animals, the pig, stick it's beutiful, fascist-like, nose up your ass. You must also take part in our daily excersizes, which if you do not pass, you are/will: out of our organisation / have a very high voice.