The Sponge Bob Square Pants shirt and the presence of a normal-sized woman—always a fun gag—are enough to make this picture great, but then there’s the subject line on the email that brought it to us: “Mosgov [sic] demanded a pic with my gf.”


I’m now imagining Timofey Mozgov roaming the streets of Cleveland, pointing out couples and saying, “You. Is time for picture with Mozgov. Come.”