Cthulhu For President

The Dawning of a New Era

Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?

This site is dedicated to the great old one, who should return from his slumber to take over the U.S. government and make this country a whole hell of a lot better as the leader of our executive branch. Or destroy it and drive everyone insane, kill us all, or something really nasty! Remember, Cthulhu for President, why vote for the lesser of two evils?

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The Campaign Headquarters hopes you enjoyed the NecronomiCon in honor of H.P. Lovecraft's birthday.

Our favorite P.R. man is sorely missed.

Check out an old lawsuit from the Elder Attorneys.

Campaign Information

Nominate a Running Mate! Here are the current nominees for who should join Cthulhu on the Elder God Platform. Nominate Me! Need to know more about the Candidate? Check out its biography and a photo! What is It? Dying to know just how Cthulhu feels about the issues you care about? Check out Cthulhu's Policies and Platform: Eat Them Up, Yum! Want to find out more about Call of Cthulhu, the Necronomicon, the Mythos, H.P. Lovecraft, or our glorious candidate? Here's an extensive list of other resources on that vapid medium we call the 'net. Find Those Freaks! Other Cthulhoid stuff. Here is a collection of poetry, jokes, and other juicy information direct from R'lyeh (and/or Usenet) to your sniveling little screen. Tentacled Tales! NOTE: The site is slowly changing and possibly evolving. But changes occur as slow as the stars.

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