Here in Portland we have a knack for doing things the ‘old fashioned’ way. We shun cars for bikes, we raise our own chickens and eggs, and we trade lawn mowers for goats. In this same vein Cosgrave is pleased to announce our unique Pro Beerno bartering program. Starting today, April 1, we’ll accept any of our clients’ beers as in-kind payment for legal services! Through the rich tradition of bartering we’re giving “beer money” a whole new meaning.

In related news: Cosgrave is excited to be the first law firm admitted to both the American Bar Association and the American Association of Bars.

In further related news: APRIL FOOLS! (Please don’t disbar us.)