$500 dollars? Really? Who can give out this much money? This is so unbelievable that anyone who gives us $500 won't get anything special except for a mega-thanks and all the reward tiers below. But really, $500? That's crazy! If you're ever in Philly though, let us know and Dain Xavier Saint will make himself available to give you an hour long massage. He's done some amateur masseuse-ing on the side, and he works hard for his money. This will be followed by tea and a meal with the tea, all prepared and cooked by Mr. Saint himself, who is also an amateur chef. Then, post-dinner entertainment will incude a brief juggling show performed by Mr. William Stallwood with piano accompaniment by Dain X. Saint, who is no amateur pianist. Optional: you can then hang out and play Starcraft with us, no matter what league you're in (we're only silver).

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