Last night the time-honored tradition of forcing the Mayor to mock himself in the name of charity returned—it was the annual Inner Circle Show! And Mayor Bill de Blasio got Louis C.K. to help out.

The comedian played an interpreter of de Blasio's thoughts (basically, the mayoral Luther) and said things like, "Is there anybody more useless than a reporter? He hates those people. Just get out of the ... way. OK? You wield power and add nothing ... If you weren't here, he would fix everything in three fucking days."

Louis C.K. also tackled Vision Zero, "The only way to have zero pedestrian deaths is to have zero stupid people," and other pressing issues:

Louis C. K. At #InnerCircle with Bill de Blasio, on policing. "I have pot on me." http://t.co/ddH3Qb5eXE — Azi (@Azi) March 29, 2015 "You eat pizza with a knife and fork? Tell me you don't eat pizza with a fucking knife and fork..." #InnerCircle pic.twitter.com/qnKjcAzMH8 — Lindsey Christ (@LindseyChrist) March 29, 2015

Larry Wilmore sent a video message:

"I didnt want to be the only black person in the room." #InnerCircle pic.twitter.com/pHY9llfyEx — Azi (@Azi) March 29, 2015

De Blasio's move to the Upper East Side was spoofed:

"Mayor de Blasio if you don't mind, move!" Upper East Side lady at #InnerCircle — Sally Goldenberg (@SallyGold) March 29, 2015

His hatred of punctuality was also a topic:

@BilldeBlasio asks the question what time do I get out of bed in the AM? No answer...#InnerCircle pic.twitter.com/ULeH4S5hcw — Kathleen Horan (@kathleenhoran) March 29, 2015 "Our love will grow like the time between when an event starts and when the mayor shows up" -groom to @BilldeBlasio — Erin Durkin (@erinmdurkin) March 29, 2015

As was his pot-smoking days in the "past":

The evening also included reporters mocking the mayor with their own sketches. From the Post:

In one scene, a bodega owner named John Catsimatidis catches a young Bill de Blasio stealing a Snickers Bar and a copy of Karl Marx’s Das Kapital. He calls cops — and when they arrive, Catsimatidis shouts at his young shoplifter:’ “Assume the position!’’ The cops, mistaking that Catsimatidis meant them, turn their backs on de Blasio. One of them, Bill Bratton, lets his future boss keep the book because “it’s approved under our Commie-Stat program.’’ But he confiscates the candy. In another scene, police union head Pat Lynch promises de Blasio that NYPD cops will no longer turn their backs to him.“Instead we’ll turn the other cheek.’’ Then they turn around and display the plastic backsides they’ve strapped on.

Here's the official edit from the Mayor's Office: