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Location: Cairo

Compensation: Salary and compensation contingent on experience and brown nosing. All new hires are given free government issue blinders!

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Required Skills:- Restoring order- Talent for hollow platitudes and self deception- Willing to wear blinders at all times- Ability to swiftly say the word "yes" to any and all requests- Experience handing tear gas launchers and shotgunsSalary and compensation contingent on experience and brown nosing. All new hires are given free government issue blinders!Interviewees are recommended to come prepared for the interview by wearing running shoes and fire resistant clothing… just in case.