(22:40:37) ChatBot: (Commentator) logs into the Chat.

(22:40:38) Lolzrfunni: Hruu foggsy

(22:40:43) AllStarr: Goats, you should switch to Marth

(22:40:45) Goats: hru

(22:40:46) (Commentator): IT'S FCAR TIME

(22:40:48) (Commentator): BIZZZZZATCHES

(22:40:49) ProphetofPain: And it begins!

(22:40:51) ProphetofPain: WOOOOO

(22:40:53) Goats: Why switch to marth?

(22:40:56) Lolzrfunni: I got a new commentator

(22:41:11) Lolzrfunni: he's made of 60% Crumpet DNA and 40% Allstarr

(22:41:13) TJ_Schmidt: Yay, my first fcar!!!

(22:41:17) ProphetofPain: Please tell me it isn't mumpets...

(22:41:19) toworn: Hey live FCAR

(22:41:22) ProphetofPain: Oh god...

(22:41:23) (Commentator): I'm listening to this like totes unique indie band

(22:41:23) ProphetofPain: No

(22:41:24) AllStarr: better wavedash and aerials

(22:41:25) toworn: Thats new

(22:41:29) (Commentator): it's called Modest Queen

(22:41:32) ProphetofPain: Wait

(22:41:34) (Commentator): you won't have heard of it

(22:41:39) ProphetofPain: SO allstar and crumpets....

(22:41:41) ProphetofPain: You know

(22:41:50) Goats: I mean, I was maining ZS Samus till they brought Roy back.

(22:41:55) (Commentator): they have albums such as Building Something out of Opera and A Night at the Nothing

(22:42:07) (Commentator): They're pretty good

(22:42:19) (Commentator): anyway

(22:42:20) (Commentator): racing

(22:42:22) AllStarr: :|

(22:42:24) TJ_Schmidt: Mr. Commentator

(22:42:26) (Commentator): that's what you're here for, you twat

(22:42:37) ProphetofPain: :muffin:

(22:42:41) TJ_Schmidt: When do the races start???

(22:42:47) ChatBot: Error: Unknown command: /r/westcoasthiphopheads

(22:43:04) (Commentator): also visit my new sub: /r/lewrongqueenhiphophead

(22:43:12) TJ_Schmidt: I need to get popcarn

(22:43:20) (Commentator): but first, the grid lineup!

(22:43:22) ProphetofPain: Not enough bitching about muffins to be 60% of him

(22:43:30) ProphetofPain: :muffin2:

(22:43:33) (Commentator): starting in pole position is... gimme a sec

(22:43:42) toworn: ^heretic

(22:43:49) ProphetofPain: Ha

(22:43:50) TJ_Schmidt: Gimme a sec, new car???

(22:44:33) Lolzrfunni: Why is it always the north of england that catches fire

(22:44:34) Rockdale: You can change characters during a match?

(22:44:34) Lolzrfunni: .-.

(22:44:39) sahdee throws popcorn at TJ

(22:44:56) TJ_Schmidt: Yay! Merci sahdee

(22:45:12) toworn: I want popcorn too...

(22:45:13) TJ_Schmidt: :popcorn:

(22:45:19) (Commentator): Ahem

(22:45:39) TJ_Schmidt: Shares with tow

(22:45:46) toworn: Yay!

(22:45:49) (Commentator): Starting on pole is /u/Luuklilo, with The Queen's Gory Glory!

(22:46:09) (Commentator): Second on the grid is Remnance in his stupid tank thingy and Nurse Rock with the Redheart

(22:46:15) (Commentator): which was an awful album

(22:46:28) (Commentator): unfortunately, Nurse Rock and the Redhearts do awful vinyl

(22:46:45) (Commentator): so their music's always shit and I can't ruminate properly with my hipster friends

(22:46:57) (Commentator): ProphetofPain yes.

(22:47:05) ChatBot: Goats has been logged out (Invalid IP address).

(22:47:08) Lolzrfunni: GODDAMMIT POPPIE

(22:47:10) Lolzrfunni: IT'S CALLED SPORT

(22:47:15) Lolzrfunni vrooms car

(22:47:17) sahdee: ^

(22:47:23) sahdee: And I haven't bribed him yet

(22:47:29) (Commentator): anyway

(22:47:43) TJ_Schmidt: puts helmet on

(22:47:58) ProphetofPain Prepares the heresy engines

(22:47:59) toworn: Did he just call sahdee a stripper?

(22:48:04) TJ_Schmidt: slids into orange juice

(22:48:11) Aberrant stabs pop

(22:48:15) ProphetofPain: No

(22:48:16) (Commentator): fourth, fifth and sixth go to redis with Representor Reptillian, Doc Periwinkle with The Sciencemobile and Naughty with The Prime Directive!

(22:48:41) TJ_Schmidt: starts the juicer

(22:48:50) (Commentator): They're followed by Dragonsword with Out Of place Horse, meshugganah with the tentomobile, and Theelout with Stronkmobile

(22:49:03) ProphetofPain: Also any questions go to 0800-BRIBELOLZ

(22:49:06) TJ_Schmidt: Aah the sweet silent hum of an electric car...

(22:49:09) (Commentator): As you can see, now that we've finished the cross-chroma rubbish race, all the knocked out cars ahve returned!

(22:49:11) Zwoosh: Someone say stripper?

(22:49:17) ChatBot: Goats logs into the Chat.

(22:49:22) Zwoosh slides onto stage

(22:49:26) TJ_Schmidt: Thank you Mr.musk for that patent....

(22:49:26) (Commentator): so now the emblem of... /r/handinpanties... adorns FCAR once again

(22:49:31) (Commentator): Fuckin' yoyo.

(22:49:32) Aberrant: So... where is my car?

(22:49:44) ProphetofPain: Hold on abe

(22:49:53) (Commentator): Also his porn is really mediocre. He uses Genesis tracks in the backgrounds.

(22:50:07) TJ_Schmidt: :O

(22:50:20) Goats: Plup!

(22:50:25) (Commentator): I haaaate prog rock. He should have used Kanye West in the background of Two Girls, Five Hundred Really Big Pipes

(22:50:26) Goats: Beat Hbox

(22:50:26) toworn: This is a land of confusiooooon

(22:50:37) ProphetofPain: Is star/crump this hipster?

(22:50:39) Lolzrfunni: GODDAMMIT HIPSTER COMMENTATOR

(22:50:42) Lolzrfunni: STOP BEING SUCH A STARR

(22:50:53) (Commentator): but back to the grid

(22:50:54) Zwoosh: toworn :favorite::carlton:

(22:50:55) ProphetofPain: and extremely pretentious...

(22:51:04) ProphetofPain: Which i assume is the crumpets in em

(22:51:10) toworn: :D

(22:51:27) (Commentator): next up are AberrantWhovian with The Dustbuggy, Rebound with Beard on Wheels, Zwoosh, with vroom, and JJJHeimer_Schmidt with Orange Juicer

(22:51:36) (Commentator): TJ holds the unfortunate thirteenth place!

(22:51:36) toworn: It's not esque, that's for sure

(22:51:39) (Commentator): How unlucky.

(22:51:42) TJ_Schmidt: vrooom

(22:51:42) AllStarr: this is my least favorite commentator

(22:52:01) Lolzrfunni: HE'S YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS, STARR.

(22:52:06) sahdee: I liked Crumpetsrfunni more

(22:52:21) (Commentator): Uhh, like, totally. Fuck defeners and Blues fans.

(22:52:22) AllStarr: "I hate prog rock" I don't think he knows much about my taste in music

(22:52:29) ProphetofPain: So starr and crumpets had a kid?

(22:52:34) (Commentator) buys five hundred copies of Kanye West's Yeezus

(22:52:38) (Commentator) in vinyl

(22:52:46) ProphetofPain: Start the chromalore of that.

(22:52:47) TJ_Schmidt: Let's have a sit down on the track in protest!!!

(22:52:48) AllStarr: lol Yeezus never came out on vinyl

(22:53:00) (Commentator): SHUSH

(22:53:01) (Commentator): RACE TIME

(22:53:05) ProphetofPain: Oi

(22:53:13) Zwoosh: AllStarr bviously it did because your subconcious bought it

(22:53:26) sahdee: Wait your turn :P

(22:53:40) (Commentator): Elim, Tele, Fro, Blee, Agent Steelhooves, Infimoosey and CTR round out the top twenty

(22:53:40) ProphetofPain: Thought she was done.

(22:53:44) AllStarr: "Fuck blues fans" ??? don't recall that

(22:53:45) (Commentator): followed by the failures!

(22:53:57) Lolzrfunni: AllStarr that's the Crumpet DNA speaking

(22:54:06) (Commentator): the last twenty cars

(22:54:07) AllStarr: ahh ok

(22:54:20) (Commentator): they don't even get editing on their names

(22:54:22) (Commentator): what plebs!

(22:54:27) ProphetofPain: Last twenty god we got a lot of cars.

(22:54:55) TJ_Schmidt: What happened to the old commentator??

(22:55:11) (Commentator): but anyway, rounding out the last 10, are /u/Sahdee with A Pictograph Story, /u/OneSidedPolygon with Back to the Winkle, /u/Szkieletor with The Spookymobile,/u/sasquatch606 with Yeti Mobile, /u/Lolzrfunni with The Fatmobile, /u/cdos93 with bro do you even MS Paint? (BDYEMSP), /u/ProphetofPain with The EveryThingIsHeresymobile, and /u/TheAllStarrBand with Muffin mobile.

/u/toworn with Tow Truck

/u/JustMildlyAwesome with Rallycross Fighter

/u/AUZZ13_BL1TZ with Mobile Mobile

/u/geekerjoy1 with The Tea Trolley

(22:55:12) toworn: I got top 3 in sapphire... all downhill after that

(22:55:12) (Commentator): What plebs!

(22:55:13) TJ_Schmidt: Hmmm?

(22:55:17) sahdee waves a tentacle at the camera

(22:55:20) ProphetofPain: Killed. This is a new clone.

(22:55:21) Lolzrfunni: TJ_Schmidt he went out of date

(22:55:23) Lolzrfunni: he's retired

(22:55:24) ProphetofPain: I think

(22:55:26) ProphetofPain: WOOOOO

(22:55:32) TJ_Schmidt: Oh

(22:55:39) Lolzrfunni: he lives in a "home for senile FCAR commentators"

(22:55:42) ProphetofPain: Everything is heresy.

(22:56:03) (Commentator): Before we race, I must remind you to buy every Modest Mouse album you see. It is your duty.

(22:56:05) Aberrant also waves a tentacle

(22:56:05) ProphetofPain: Does lolz just clone new commentators everytime?

(22:56:22) (Commentator): If you don't, then the Blues will win the Premier League and Defeners will win.

(22:56:27) TJ_Schmidt: That was Starr speaking...

(22:56:27) (Commentator): Juuuust saying.

(22:56:37) ProphetofPain Fires up the flamethrower engines

(22:56:54) (Commentator): But: The engines are starting.

(22:57:00) (Commentator): The crowds are cheering.

(22:57:03) sahdee loads up on teapots

(22:57:05) (Commentator): Sahdee is as plebby as ever

(22:57:11) (Commentator): the engines are starting

(22:57:15) (Commentator): The lights areon:

(22:57:19) (Commentator): Five red blinkers

(22:57:25) (Commentator): shining like defeners in hell

(22:57:35) toworn: blinks

(22:57:36) TJ_Schmidt: plays a queen album

(22:57:37) (Commentator): LIGHTS OUT, AWAY WE GO!

(22:57:43) TJ_Schmidt: Oops

(22:57:47) Lolzrfunni: I think I threw some Ben Edwards DNA in there too

(22:57:54) Lolzrfunni: just to give that commentator professionalism

(22:58:25) ProphetofPain: NO

(22:58:29) ProphetofPain: NOT PLUP

(22:58:43) AllStarr: :(

(22:58:46) (Commentator): AND CTR MAKES A FANTASTIC START! HE CHASES MOOSEY AND STEELHOOVES INTO THE FIRST CORNER!

(22:58:50) AllStarr: even I wanted Plup to win

(22:59:15) (Commentator): THE MUFFIN MOBILE IS ALSO GOING STRONG! STARR IS CHASING POPPIE AND CDOS!

(22:59:24) (Commentator): BUT WE'VE ALREADY HAD A CRASH! OH THE HUMANITY!

(22:59:25) TJ_Schmidt: honks horn

(22:59:34) Zwoosh: oh noes

(22:59:41) (Commentator): THEEL HAS CRASHED INTO REBOUND!

(22:59:42) TJ_Schmidt: HEY, I'm trying to overtake here!!

(22:59:46) AllStarr: PP vs hbox!

(22:59:49) ChatBot: DBCrumpets logs into the Chat.

(22:59:51) ProphetofPain: Theel?

(22:59:59) (Commentator): REBOUND HAS REBOUNDED INTO TJ!

(23:00:06) Zwoosh: heh.

(23:00:08) (Commentator): ELIM AND TELE BARELY AVOID THEM!

(23:00:11) Zwoosh: i mean

(23:00:12) TJ_Schmidt: D'oh

(23:00:14) Zwoosh: oh noes

(23:00:15) DBCrumpets: GO GARAK

(23:00:20) (Commentator): BUT TJ'S STILL GOING!

(23:00:26) (Commentator): WHAT'S THIS?

(23:00:30) (Commentator): THEEL'S CAR HAS EXPLODED!

(23:00:31) TJ_Schmidt: Yeah baby

(23:00:33) (Commentator): HE'S RUNNING AWAY!

(23:00:37) Zwoosh: oh noes

(23:00:43) (Commentator): FLAMES FLYING OUT OF HIS BACK!

(23:00:46) toworn: Boom baby

(23:00:52) (Commentator): They're spelling something in the air:

(23:01:03) (Commentator): "Moms R Cool: Share if u agree"

(23:01:05) TJ_Schmidt: Suba duba ding dong

(23:01:06) (Commentator): ...

(23:01:09) (Commentator): how horrid.

(23:01:18) (Commentator): BUT BACK TO THE RACE!

(23:01:41) (Commentator): REDIS IS ON A ROLL! HE'S PAST NURSE ROCK AND REM!

(23:01:53) (Commentator): HE'S ALMOST IN FIRST, BUT HE HAS TO MANOUVER PAST LUU TO GET THERE!

(23:02:29) (Commentator): LUU'S GOT THE INSIDE LINE INTO THE NEXT CORNER, HERE AT THE TENTO ICE-BASED-RACE-THING-WOT-I-DIDN'​T-INTRODUCE-BECAUSE-AAARGH

(23:02:45) (Commentator): IT'S SLIPPERY AND SLIDY, BUT LUU KNOWS THESE TRACKS WELL!

(23:02:51) (Commentator): WILL REDIS GET PAST?

(23:03:13) (Commentator): THEY GO LEFT! THEY GO RIGHT! BUT LUU HITS A LUMP OF SNOW!

(23:03:15) (Commentator): DISASTER!

(23:03:26) (Commentator): HE GOES INTO THE BANK!

(23:03:39) Zwoosh: :USA:

(23:03:43) toworn: Suprises me that luuk isn't racing in a griphen

(23:03:55) ChatBot: (Phyki) logs into the Chat.

(23:03:56) sahdee: Yet

(23:04:02) (Commentator): Update on the Theel situation: He's conscious, but all he seems to be doing is describing how "alfalfa" he is!

(23:04:11) (Commentator): Looks like a serious case of brain damage!

(23:04:21) (Commentator): BUT BACK TO THE RACE

(23:04:38) TJ_Schmidt: Oooh

(23:04:47) (Commentator): LUUK HAS RECOVERED AND SLOTS IN BEHIND TJ IN 10TH!

(23:05:02) TJ_Schmidt: Hi luuk

(23:05:09) TJ_Schmidt: waves

(23:05:12) sahdee cheers

(23:05:13) (Commentator): TOW'S TOWER IS MAKING A CHARGE! HE'S UP INTO THE TOP TWENTY!

(23:05:29) (Commentator): What's this?

(23:05:37) toworn: Yay

(23:05:42) (Commentator): Looks like Nurse Rock doesn't like having Redis in front of her!

(23:05:47) (Commentator): SHE'S THROWING SCALPELS!

(23:06:01) (Commentator): REDIS IS THROWING [insert Estonian trinket here]!

(23:06:05) (Commentator): MY GOD!

(23:06:16) (Commentator): THE ESTONIAN TRINKETS SMASH NURSE ROCK'S WINDSCREEN!

(23:06:31) (Commentator): SHE PLOUGHS INTO THE SNOW!

(23:06:39) (Commentator): THE REDHEART IS STUCK!

(23:06:39) Zwoosh: oh noes

(23:06:50) sahdee tries to look concerned

(23:06:57) TJ_Schmidt: We have snow???

(23:06:59) (Commentator): SHE'S LOSING POSITION FAST!

(23:07:17) (Commentator): What's this?

(23:07:25) TJ_Schmidt: winks at camera

(23:07:35) (Commentator): From the depths of the mid-pack, an unlikely partnership emerges!

(23:08:05) (Commentator): Szkiele in the Spookymobile and CTR have teamed up! they're using slipstreaming to give each other the advantage!

(23:08:15) (Commentator): and it's working! They're both making up position!

(23:08:21) ChatBot: (Phyki) leaves the channel.

(23:08:25) ChatBot: (Phyki) enters the channel.

(23:08:25) ChatBot: (tadulicny45) logs into the Chat.

(23:08:27) (Commentator): but up front, a new crisis emerges! Luu is trying to pass TJ!

(23:08:34) DBCrumpets: hRU tAD

(23:08:42) DBCrumpets: Hru = Hey

(23:08:46) Lolzrfunni: Hru Tad

(23:08:49) DBCrumpets: hRU = Hru with dumb capslock

(23:08:50) (tadulicny45): oh, hey

(23:08:52) toworn waves

(23:08:53) sahdee: Hi new people! We're having a chat event.

(23:08:58) TJ_Schmidt: Oh no u don't

(23:09:03) toworn: A race!

(23:09:16) TJ_Schmidt: blocks luuk

(23:09:16) ChatBot: (Phyki) logs out of the Chat.

(23:09:16) (Commentator): The Horsey is making surprising ground against the front people! it's still holding on well!

(23:09:24) ChatBot: (Phyki) logs into the Chat.

(23:09:33) ProphetofPain: The horsey?

(23:09:58) (Commentator): We've just heard that Nurse Rock is out of the snow bank! But she's well back in the field.

(23:10:06) ProphetofPain: We actually have a race horse.

(23:10:06) (Commentator): It's the Estonian Trinkets wot did it...

(23:10:16) Red_October: bru

(23:10:21) Zwoosh: (whispers) What about vroom ;~;

(23:10:29) AllStarr: bru red

(23:10:32) toworn: Bru red

(23:10:36) Zwoosh: Bru Red

(23:10:46) Lolzrfunni: Bru Red

(23:10:48) TJ_Schmidt: Red bru

(23:10:52) (Commentator): also doing surprisingly well are Doc Periwinkle and Zwoosh!

(23:11:06) (Commentator): Doc Periwinkle recently emerged in New Periopolis!

(23:11:06) toworn: Go Zwoosh!

(23:11:21) Zwoosh waddles along

(23:11:40) (Commentator): As you may recall, he disappeared during the last FCAR event. As it turned out, he was trying to travel to the end of the track three minutes before everyone else!

(23:11:52) (Commentator): unfortunately, he was out a little.

(23:11:54) TJ_Schmidt: I'm hungry

(23:11:59) (Commentator): only a few months

(23:12:06) TJ_Schmidt: Pretzels anyone???

(23:12:13) (Commentator): but back to the race.

(23:12:19) ProphetofPain: :pizza:

(23:12:21) ChatBot: Red_October has been logged out (Timeout).

(23:12:37) (Commentator): Skele and CTR's devastating combination have now reached 10th and 11th place!

(23:12:49) (Commentator): and look at this! CTR GETS THE INSIDE LINE ON ZWOOSH!

(23:12:57) (Commentator): SKELE'S MADE SURE TO STICK RIGHT BEHIND CTR'S CAR

(23:13:03) Zwoosh: nu

(23:13:14) (Commentator): ZWOOSHIE'S FORCED TO THE OUTSIDE! HE CAN'T GET BACK TO THE OPTIMAL LINE!

(23:13:23) (Commentator): HE HAS TO SLAM ON THE BRAKES AT THE CORNER'S EXIT!

(23:13:40) (Commentator): That was a close one! He almost went straight into the back of the Spookymobile!

(23:13:54) Zwoosh: 3spooky5me

(23:14:01) ChatBot: (tadulicny45) has been logged out (Timeout).

(23:14:17) ProphetofPain: Hungrybox...

(23:14:23) ProphetofPain: Damn it.

(23:14:23) (Commentator): The pair have done it again! This time against Doc Periwinkle!

(23:14:43) ChatBot: (Phyki) leaves the channel.

(23:14:58) AllStarr: EVO GRAND FINALS NOW

(23:15:05) ProphetofPain: Rooting for the swede

(23:15:06) (Commentator): now they need to pass Luuk! Following him are Rem and redis, jeleausly guarding the lead!

(23:15:14) TJ_Schmidt: Whoo!!!

(23:15:14) AllStarr: obviously

(23:15:24) AllStarr: I strongly dislike hbox

(23:15:41) (Commentator): LUUK SLIDES HIS CAR ROUND! HE'S BLOCKED SKELE AND CTR!

(23:15:45) ProphetofPain: Why?

(23:15:50) (Commentator): What's this? TJ has decided to join the fun!

(23:15:51) ProphetofPain: Out of curiousity.

(23:16:03) (Commentator): He's making a move on the Spookymobile!

(23:16:07) ChatBot: Eliminioa logs into the Chat.

(23:16:12) TJ_Schmidt: Oh yeah...with mah pretzles

(23:16:16) ProphetofPain: Hru elim

(23:16:16) toworn: Hru elim

(23:16:16) Lolzrfunni: Hru elimi

(23:16:17) Zwoosh: Elim!

(23:16:18) AllStarr: his playstyle is annoying and boring to watch, and his personality seems kinda try-hard but idk about that

(23:16:19) ProphetofPain: FCARing

(23:16:22) Eliminioa: oh shit, fcar

(23:16:23) TJ_Schmidt: Hru!

(23:16:30) (Commentator): Luu moves to the right! BUT HE MISJUDGES!

(23:16:34) DBCrumpets: hru garak

(23:16:41) Eliminioa: hruall

(23:16:42) (Commentator): HE'S ON THE OUTSIDE LINE INTO THE WIDE HIGH SPEED CORNER!

(23:16:50) (Commentator): SKELE AND CTR POP THROUGH!

(23:17:03) (Commentator): BUT HE'S BACK ON THE INSIDE AND BLOCKS TJ!

(23:17:08) (Commentator): FANTASTIC STUFF!

(23:17:19) TJ_Schmidt: Noooo, damnit!!

(23:17:30) TJ_Schmidt: swerves

(23:18:12) (Commentator): further bacjk in the pack, Agent Steelhooves, Toworn, and Cdos have done well to reach the upper midfield of the pack heading into the final corners!

(23:18:15) ChatBot: iceBlueRabbit logs into the Chat.

(23:18:18) (Commentator): but back to the front!

(23:18:21) iceBlueRabbit: DB

(23:18:23) iceBlueRabbit: you retard

(23:18:25) ProphetofPain: Hru ice

(23:18:27) Zwoosh: Hru Icy!

(23:18:27) TJ_Schmidt: Hru ice

(23:18:29) ProphetofPain: FCAR.

(23:18:32) iceBlueRabbit: 'we win' is a terrible reason to tell someone to join PW

(23:18:39) DBCrumpets: :P

(23:18:40) Lolzrfunni: Hru icy

(23:18:42) (Commentator): the skele-CTR combo must face off against Rem in his stupid tank thingy!

(23:18:47) (Commentator): rem moves to fire!

(23:18:48) toworn: Hru icy

(23:19:02) iceBlueRabbit: granted, it is true- but that should not be the deciding factor

(23:19:03) (Commentator): HE FIRES HIS CANNON!

(23:19:05) sahdee cheers for Rem

(23:19:11) (Commentator): BUT THE RECOIL CAUSES HIM TO SLIDE!

(23:19:21) (Commentator): HIS TANK'S METAL TREADS LOSE GRIP ON THE ICE OF TENTO!

(23:19:31) toworn: Nooooo

(23:19:37) (Commentator): HE CRASHES INTO A MOUNTAIN YURT!

(23:19:43) (Commentator): HE'S WILDLY FIRING!

(23:19:50) (Commentator): HE DRIVES BACK ACROSS THE TRACK!

(23:19:57) ProphetofPain: +

(23:19:58) (Commentator): AND NOW HE'S KNOCKED OVER AN ALPACA!

(23:20:02) TJ_Schmidt: Lol

(23:20:08) (Commentator): HE TIPS THE TANK OVER

(23:20:13) toworn: Poor alapaca

(23:20:23) (Commentator): it's lying useless in the snow!

(23:20:39) (Commentator): Rem is out of the Tento Grand Prix!

(23:20:49) TJ_Schmidt: Awwww

(23:20:57) (Commentator): What's this?

(23:20:57) TJ_Schmidt: :(

(23:20:58) sahdee: AWWW

(23:20:58) ProphetofPain: RIP

(23:21:10) (Commentator): The horsey has sneaked his way into fourth while no one was watching!

(23:21:12) (Commentator): how fun!

(23:21:16) (Commentator): but back to the action

(23:21:24) toworn: I should tow rem...

(23:21:29) TJ_Schmidt: munches on pretzel

(23:21:33) (Commentator): Redis is the lone challenger to Skele and CTR's domination of the race!

(23:21:37) ChatBot: (Phyki) enters the channel.

(23:21:41) (Commentator): will he hold them off?

(23:21:56) (Commentator): CTR IS COMING THROUGH ON THE STRAIGHT!

(23:22:02) (Commentator): THEIR CARS ARE ALMOST EQUAL!

(23:22:03) sahdee plays cat's cradle while driving her car

(23:22:15) (Commentator): BUT INTO THE CORNER REDIS HAS THE INSIDE LINE!

(23:22:23) TJ_Schmidt: :hyper:

(23:22:35) (Commentator): HE USES THE REPRESENTOR REPTILIAN'S BULKY WEIGHT TO BARGE SKELE BEHIND HIM!

(23:22:41) (Commentator): HE'S SPLIT THE DREAM TEAM UP!

(23:22:47) ProphetofPain: Holy hell my hand is starting to hurt again...

(23:22:50) (Commentator): AND NOW HE'S COMING FOR CTR!

(23:22:56) Zwoosh tries to hold all four tires together

(23:22:58) TJ_Schmidt: Oooh

(23:23:06) (Commentator): REDIS USES CHEEKY OFF ROAD TACTICS! HE BOUNCES UP ONTO THE SNOW!

(23:23:12) TJ_Schmidt: Aaaaah

(23:23:13) DBCrumpets picks at a string in sahdee's cradle

(23:23:16) ChatBot: (aznkwokboi) logs into the Chat.

(23:23:20) (Commentator): HE'S CUT THE CORNER AND IS BACK IN FIRST!

(23:23:23) ProphetofPain: This is why you don't accidently stab your self in the hand...

(23:23:27) (Commentator): BUT THIS COULD BE A BIG MISTAKE!

(23:23:33) (Commentator): SKELE AND CTR ARE BACK TOGETHER!

(23:23:41) (Commentator): THEY'RE SLIPSTREAMING AGAIN!

(23:23:50) (Commentator): CTR SLINGSHOTS PAST REDIS ON THE STRAIGHT!

(23:23:56) (Commentator): SKELE COMES THROUGH ON THE CORNER'S INSIDE

(23:24:06) (Commentator): THEY'RE ONTO THE FINISH LINE NOW!

(23:24:11) (Commentator): EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

(23:24:15) TJ_Schmidt: Noooooo

(23:24:24) (Commentator): AND CTR0 WINS THE TENTO GRAND PRIX!

(23:24:26) TJ_Schmidt: accelerates

(23:24:32) (Commentator): SKELE IN SECOND!

(23:24:35) (Commentator): REDIS IN THIRD!

(23:24:36) ProphetofPain: Damn it

(23:24:39) ChatBot: (Luu) logs into the Chat.

(23:24:43) (Commentator): THE HORSEY PRANCES ACROSS IN FOURTH!

(23:24:45) DBCrumpets: wb luuk

(23:24:45) ProphetofPain: I was never even in it...

(23:24:47) TJ_Schmidt: Hru luuk

(23:24:51) Lolzrfunni: Hruu luu

(23:24:55) ProphetofPain: Hru luuk

(23:25:00) (Luu): :Sweden:

(23:25:03) toworn: Hrulu

(23:25:03) (Luu): hru

(23:25:04) (Luu): tH

(23:25:05) ProphetofPain: Meh.

(23:25:10) (Luu): TJ your hair looks great

(23:25:12) (Commentator): next come TJ and Rebound

(23:25:15) ProphetofPain: Better the swede than the box

(23:25:19) (Luu): where were you flying?

(23:25:23) TJ_Schmidt: Why thank you

(23:25:25) TJ_Schmidt: Yup

(23:25:31) TJ_Schmidt: In Delhi now

(23:25:38) (Commentator): Luuk, Zwoosh, Doc Periwinkle and Naughty round out the top ten!

(23:25:43) (Luu): "Where?" "Yup"

(23:25:44) TJ_Schmidt: I HAVE FINALLY MOVED

(23:25:48) ProphetofPain: ..

(23:26:02) ChatBot: (aznkwokboi) has been logged out (Timeout).

(23:26:05) TJ_Schmidt: Silly...

(23:26:15) (Luu): Yay TJ!

(23:26:24) TJ_Schmidt: SAHDEE DONT PLAY GAMES WITH MEH

(23:26:25) (Luu): now come visit me in sweden :)

(23:26:29) (Commentator): Following them are: Blee, Steelhooves, Cdos, Polygon and Toworn in 11th, 12th, 13, 14th and 15th!

(23:26:31) (Luu): we'll go hiking

(23:26:37) (Luu): do you like boats?

(23:26:41) TJ_Schmidt: Yay!!

(23:26:46) TJ_Schmidt: I luuv boats

(23:26:53) ChatBot: <AFK>_(Phyki) logs out of the Chat.

(23:27:03) TJ_Schmidt: Sahdee is being mean :(

(23:27:07) (Luu): TJ_Schmidt Sahdee? :o

(23:27:08) AllStarr: armada plsl

(23:27:09) Zwoosh: Lightning just struck so close my head hurts.

(23:27:11) toworn: 15:favorite:

(23:27:19) Zwoosh: I'll be back later y'all, take care

(23:27:22) Zwoosh: Bru

(23:27:27) toworn: Bru

(23:27:31) TJ_Schmidt: Whispering sahdee is being mean

(23:27:33) TJ_Schmidt: Bru

(23:27:36) (Luu): sahdee is always mean

(23:27:44) (Commentator): then it's sahdee, the Dustbuggy, rookie racer Proffy, that one OR who came here, signed up for FCAR, and disappeared forever, and Fro!

(23:27:50) ChatBot: Eliminioa has been logged out (Timeout).

(23:27:56) ProphetofPain: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/ima​ges/newsfeed/000/855/340/23b.jpg

(23:28:14) toworn: Sahdee isn't always mean

(23:28:28) ProphetofPain: Except when you insult her mangoes

(23:28:31) TJ_Schmidt: SSHE STALKS ME!!!!

(23:28:35) ProphetofPain: Then she turns into mango hitler

(23:28:39) (Commentator): Finally comes Allstar, Geeker, Tele, and driver bob in the Tentomobile, disappointed by his poor home finish.

(23:28:45) toworn: Just, most of the time

(23:28:50) ChatBot: Eliminioa logs into the Chat.

(23:28:57) ProphetofPain: So i am in 18th...

(23:29:04) ProphetofPain: Not that bad.

(23:29:07) TJ_Schmidt: :|

(23:29:14) Eliminioa: Ohh, what place did i get?

(23:29:22) (Commentator): Nurse Rock, the Yeti Mobile, Lolz, Elim and Auzzie are the final finishers; Theel and Rem both crashed.

(23:29:24) ProphetofPain: You crashed and burned.

(23:29:32) ProphetofPain: Sorry that was rem

(23:29:41) TJ_Schmidt: Where did I go??

(23:29:47) AllStarr: THIS IS THE MATCH THAT DECIDES THE WINNER

(23:29:51) (Commentator): And thus concludes the FCAR Tentorahogo Grand Prix!

(23:29:52) ChatBot: Zwoosh has been logged out (Timeout).

(23:30:02) ProphetofPain: 24th elim!

(23:30:08) ProphetofPain: tj you got 5th

(23:30:11) ProphetofPain: Or 6th