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Cranston Crotch Maggots Pretend To Scan Their Groceries In Self Checkout Lane At Walmart, Don’t Realize They’re Being Recorded, Internet Makes Excuses For Them

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Here’s a video out of Cranston of a local ratchet in her natural environment – Walmart. Except she forgot her wallet so she went through the self check out line and pretended to scan her items before putting them back in the cart. Unbeknownst to her there was some random chick recording the whole thing and uploading it to Facebook:



I’m genuinely shocked that neither of them are wearing pajama pants. It’s a Cranston miracle!!

Somehow this video has 1.4 million views and counting!! This is the kind of thing that gets millions of people to tune in. A random Cranston crotch maggot stealing groceries from a multi-billion dollar corporation.

She really thought she was slick though.

Looking around to make sure no one’s looking.

Good thing they don’t have cameras in Wal-mart. They obviously thought this one through.

She even had her partner in crime with her, whose job it was to take the groceries she was pretending to scan and bagging them:

My favorite part of the video was right here:

The woman in the scooter. So Wal-Mart it hurts. Nothing is more Wal-Mart than an abled bodied person who can easily walk up and down the aisles but instead expects you to move to the side as he or she comes through with the scooter. Wal-Mart is like Disney World except with way better prices.

Anyway, I’m never a fan of sharing the “find this guy who stole from Wal-Mart” posts, because I feel like no one does that when someone steals from a small business, so why should we help out a company that clearly doesn’t need our help? But there’s nothing wrong with someone throwing a video like this up on their page because it’s hilarious. It’s hilarious because the woman thinks she’s being wicked slick, but for some reason this chick was recording her the entire time. Not so slick after all.

But according to the Internet the person at fault wasn’t Wal-Mart or the husband and common law wife tag team duo, it was the fault of the woman taping them:

“One day your gunna record the wrong person and get laid the fuck down.”

Hardo alert!!

Don’t you dare be taping him committing his next felony!! Finna get smacked ho!!

Then there was this:

The Tishunda down unda!! I know right girl? Who can’t relate to this scheme. This is like page one in the ratchet playbook. Mind ya damn business foo!! What are the odds when we go to her Facebook page we will immediately find……

The dog filter. As if it was ever in doubt.

Oh, and it’s OK because Wal-Mart was just gonna throw that stuff out anyway, plus they “needed it”:

This is everything that is wrong with America today. We are bending over backwards to come up with excuses for ratchets instead of publicly shaming them like Turtleboy does.

Newsflash – the 2 liter of Pepsi was not expiring tomorrow:

Guaranteed they could’ve paid for that stuff, they just didn’t feel like it. Either that or they sold all the food stamps on Facebook and couldn’t wait for the first of the month to roll around.

It’s OK though, because you can steal food, you just can’t steal anything from electronics:

Newsflash – it is our business. When people steal from stores they jack up the prices to cover the costs. Because you know they’re not gonna take a loss on it. We are.

Anyone know who these winners are? If so, please tell me they have Facebook!!

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