ROCKLAND — According to news station WSCH6, Rockland resident Ty Pendleton took a video of three horizontally-moving lights outside his home on July 14 at 9 p.m.

He can be heard saying “What the frig is that?” — something we probably all would have said. (But I really liked the emphasis on the way he said “frig”).

For anyone who’s an X Files fan, of course this is the classic “Black Triangle” U.F.O. configuration.

There’s even a Facebook community for this.

Or maybe it was just a stealth military plane. (Cough). Sure it was.

Kay Stephens can be reached at news@penbaypilot.com