Here's my business proposition:

Why the hell is there not a business where people can pay money to sit in a pad full of puppies and play? You pay by the 15 min. increment, with tiered pricing introducing lower per-unit costs the more time paid for in advance (i.e. 1 hr costs less than 15 min. x 4).

I think most urban centers would have enough people who would do this if the cost was reasonable.

Who wants to be a puppy tycoon?

I DO!!!