(Music fades in)

CAPTAIN: Are you ready, kids?

KIDS: Aye, Aye, Captain!

CAPTAIN: I can't hear you.

OOOOOOHH...

Who lives on John Daly's pant leg, do you see?

KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: Rebellious and bold and cartoonish is he...

KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: If links golf nonsense be something you wish...

KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: Then drop in the putt and flop like a fish...

KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants!

CAPTAIN: Ready?!?

KIDS: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!

EVERYBODY: Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!

(Music fades out)