ACTRESS: My friend, we have travelled very far. We have no food, no water. Once I see my people fed, I would be honoured ...

DONALD TRUMP, US REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: No. We have a serious problem with radical Islam. We have a tremendous problem and we can't be the stupid country any more.

ACTRESS: Where I come from, guests are treated with respect, not insulted at the gates.

ACTOR: Given the circumstances, my Lord, I believe extreme measures are warranted.

DONALD TRUMP: The people that are with me 100 per cent are the people.

ACTOR II: What?

DONALD TRUMP: The Pope - the Pope was in Mexico. Do you know that? Does everybody know, right? He said negative things about me.

ACTOR III: Dreadful.

DONALD TRUMP: The Pope is being told that Donald Trump is not a nice person. Donald Trump is a very nice person.

ACTRESS: If you do not let us in, all of us will die.

DONALD TRUMP: I said temporarily. I didn't say permanently. I said temporarily. ... We have no border, we have no control, people are flooding across. We need to build a wall and it has to be built quickly. The greatest builder is me and I would build the greatest wall you have ever seen. And in that wall we're going to have a beautiful, big, fat door where people can come into the country, but they have to come in legally. I don't think they like me very much. ... This country needs somebody that's a deal-maker.

ACTOR IV: I'm giving you Commander Gregert.

DONALD TRUMP: No deals, no deals. We don't make deals, not with anybody. We don't make deals.

ACTOR IV: You mistake me, my Lord. That was a command.

DONALD TRUMP: No, no, no, no, excuse me. Just so you understand, we need people that know what they're doing. We don't need babies.

ACTOR IV: Are you refusing to obey my order?

DONALD TRUMP: Yeah. By the way, I never - I think you could say that, yeah.

ACTOR IV: Olly, bring me my sword.

DONALD TRUMP: They laugh at us, our enemies laugh at us, but they say waterboarding and they chop off heads. They think we are so stupid. You have no idea.

ACTOR II: Much liked my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet.

DONALD TRUMP: I would bring back waterboarding and I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding.

BARRIE CASSIDY, PRESENTER: OK.