omg... do you know what april fools stuff kodaka is tweeting? it seems funny

(April Fools Themed Character Tweets)

Souda: “F-first time today, my confession got rejected even if it was April Fools which seems deceiving. Ahh, but wouldn’t they have known it was April Fools? Probably not, but do they? Even so, how come I get rejected in these conditions!”

Komaeda: “Ahahahaha, everyone should join despair!”

Tanaka: “Hmpf, will you cease talking about school life? What is this of “Dark History”* do you speak of?” *(A reference to this)

Nidai: “I AM CONSTIPAAAAAATEEEEED”

Saionji: “Tsumiki-san, I apologize for everything. It’s the truth, as I’ve begin to reconsider. To show that, I’ve made an apology cake. And it definitely doesn’t have ants that I crushed from earlier in it either.”

Monomi: “This wooden stick is very useful!”

Fujisaki: “It seems… that I’ve suddenly grown much taller for a while!”

Hagakure: “Never have I wanted to sell my mom’s underwear for profit”

Mondo: “Kyoudai, up until now I have been deceiving you and I feel awful about it. As a matter of fact, I’m a woman! Wait, don’t leave! As a matter of fact, that was a also a lie! See, it’s already better! You can forget what I just say. You know, like that Usual Beam you always do!”