O'REILLY: Stop whining. Stop that, all right? And say, “Look, I got three things I want to say to you tonight. Bang, bang, bang, and this is why I'm gonna —”

COLBERT: “It's rigged, it's rigged, it's rigged.”

O'REILLY: Okay. That's whining.

COLBERT: It is.

O'REILLY: He should have a little buzzer, you know, that whenever he whines, they like baaat. You know, stop. Stop.

COLBERT: Or like one of those — one of those shock collars you get for a dog.