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Brandon Bollig might be quick to throw up his dukes to solve problems on the ice, but away from the rink he's a mountain of knowlege, dishing out two-fisted brilliance. Fans submitted their most pressing questions for Bollig via the website, and he weighed in with his advice.To submit your question for our next "Ask a Tough Guy" feature, click here Vince Vaughn for the laughs. Somebody like Tommy Lee or Slash because rock stars are awesome. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Alba for the eye candy. And either Bryan Bickell or Andrew Shaw for the easy money.Say, "Hey man, do you smell that?" He'll probably reply with "No." Then go with, "Well, I do. Here's a stick of Old Spice. Don't be afraid to hit the showers, then use it. Thanks. See you Monday."To be honest, I was always a kid that did his homework and didn't skip school, and it seems to have worked out well so far. Tell him he'll never get to play for the Blackhawks if he doesn't get good grades. Hopefully that does the trick.Haha, sure as heck not from my father. His voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard. I guess you could say I'm a natural.You're really putting my "tough guy" persona at risk here by asking this question, so don't tell anyone... But kittens, for sure.Well, I obviously grew up a big Blues fan, so once I signed with Chicago I did get a lot of crap from family and friends. It was all in good fun, though. But I have been known to rock a St. Louis Cardinals hat quite often in Chicago. Maybe it's a good thing I'm kind of tough, because the Cards aren't too welcome around these parts. But you've gotta let your flags fly.100 duck-sized Patrick Kanes, for sure. I'm not sure he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag, so I think I'd be OK. Plus, his hands are too dang good to be messing them up by fighting.