http://www.telegram.com/news/20180108/southbridge-woman-charged-with-theft-during-mothers-funeral

A Southbridge woman has been charged with breaking into her deceased mother’s home and, with the help of a local man, allegedly stealing a safe filled with items worth $90,000. Police said the theft took place Friday while family members were at the mother’s funeral. Alyce H. Davenport, 30, and Diron Conyers, 27, both of 44 Coombs St., Southbridge, appeared Monday in Western Worcester District Court facing seven counts related to the alleged theft. The charges were lodged after Thomas Baillet told police he had discovered that someone had broken into the home during the funeral of his fiancée, Audra Johnson, mother of Ms. Davenport. In the motel room, officers found jewelry, keys, cellphones, a real estate contract relating to the address from which the safe had been stolen, and a checkbook reported stolen from a home in Southington, Conn. Police said Mr. Conyers appeared to have been using cocaine. Evidence of the drug was visible on a dresser, police wrote. Police said they were familiar with Ms. Davenport, who is also a suspect in the theft of life insurance checks paid to her brother after their father’s death. “Alyce also has a history of larceny, identity theft and forgery,” the police report states. Mr. Conyers has a criminal history including charges of armed robbery; court documents show he has a lengthy police record.

Commentary by Justin Igger

This is exactly why I tell niggas, “don’t be fuckin with fat white hoes that do cocaine.”

Axually I just be saying, “don’t be fuckin with fat white hoes period.” Cause fat white hoes be entrappin niggas with they fat pussy and shit. And if that fat white bitch do cocaine, betta balee she a scandalous tramp. Fo real.

Fat white bitches with jungle fever is always ugly. But this fat white bitch ugly den a mug. So mufuckin ugly that she robbed her dead momma house during the funeral. And then her ugly ass lied to her Kang about it. Knowmsayin.

I bet she told that nigga that her momma left that safe to her in the will. And when that nigga axed her why she didn’t have the key to her momma house, she say she lost it. And since her momma dead, she can’t axe her for another key. Plus errybody else with a key already be at the funeral crying and shit. So she say he gotta help her and kick the door in.

Then that nigga was like, “You put that on yo dead momma that she say you can have the safe with $90 Gs in it when she die?”

Fat white hoe was like, “I put that on my momma, baby. And you know how much I love my momma.”

Nigga was like, “You love yo momma so much, but you ain’t even at her funeral?”

Ugly slut was like, “I didn’t want to go to the funeral without you, baby. And you know my family hates you because your skin is black. They even call you the N word.”

Nigga was like, “Aight. Let’s go get this money so we can do some cocaine. Then your fat ass can suck muh dik while I watch the ballgame and sip grape drank. But if you lyin, Imma beat yo ugly ass with a 40 bottle when I get outta prison. Ya feel me?”

Ugly bitch say, “I would never lie to you. And to prove it I’ll let you blow coke up my asshole like Wolf of Wall Street did to his whore.”

Nigga was entrapped then. He say, “Fo real? That’s a bet. Get yo ugly ass in the car and let’s go, hoe.”