( Cartman )THIS PICTUREI LIKE TO CALL "THE PIERRE." I INVITED BUTTERSTO STAY THE NIGHT, AND WHILE HE WAS SLEEPINGI MADE A MUSTACHE ON HIS FACEWITH CAT POO. ( laughing ) AND THIS TIME WHENBUTTERS STAYED THE NIGHT, I PUT A TAMPONIN HIS MOUTH. I CALL THIS PICTURE"THE SLEEPING MENSTRUAL." THIS ONE I CALL"HOT FUDGE MONDAY." I REALLY LIKE HOW THE LIGHT PLAYS WITH THE BACKGROUNDON THIS ONE. IS THIS ALL YOU BROUGHTUS OVER HERE TO SEE ? OH, NO,THERE'S MUCH MORE. LET'S SEE-- OH, YES,LOOK AT THIS ONE. I CALL IT"NEW MOON RISING." I DID A WHOLE STUDYUSING MY ASS. HERE IT IS USING SOMEHIGH-CONTRAST STUFF... TRYING OUT SOME DIFFERENTLIGHT FILTERS HERE. BUT THIS IS NOTHINGCOMPARED TO WHAT I HAVE PLANNED. BECAUSE TONIGHT IS GOINGTO BE MY COUP DE GRAS. BUTTERS ISSTAYING OVER TONIGHT ? YES, AND TONIGHT, WHILE BUTTERS IS ASLEEP,I AM GOING TO-- HEY, FELLAS !AHH ! OH, HEY, BUTTERS ! I WASN'T EXPECTINGYOU SO SOON. YEAH, I FINISHED MY CHORES SOI CAME OVER A LITTLE EARLY. HEY, ARE YOU GUYSALL SLEEPIN' OVER TOO ? NO, NO, THESE GUYS WEREJUST LEAVING. WEREN'T YOU, GUYS ? COME ON, LET'S GO. WAIT, WAIT, I CAN'TLET THIS HAPPEN. BUTTERS... YEAH, KYLE ? ... DON'T YOU THINKIT'S A LITTLE STRANGE THAT CARTMAN KEEPS ASKING YOUTO STAY OVER ? KYLE ?WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? I MEAN, THAT-- WHAT HE MEANS IS THATHE'S JEALOUS THAT YOU'VE TAKEN HISPLACE AS MY NEW BEST FRIEND. BUT GROW UP, KYLE. CHANGE ISA PART OF LIFE. YEAH, GROW UP, KYLE ! ( sighs ) SO WHAT DO YOU WANNADO FIRST, ERIC ? YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME ORJUST CHITCHAT FOR A WHILE ? WELL, ACTUALLY, BUTTERS,I THINK WE BETTER HIT THE HAY PRETTY SOON. BUT IT'S ONLY 6:30. YEAH, AND I'M EXHAUSTED. IF YOU'RE NOT SLEEPY YET,I HAVE SOME MORE OF THAT NIGHTTIME COLDMEDICINE YOU CAN DRINK.

YOU SEE, I'VE JUST LEARNEDTHAT MY SON IS... BI-CURIOUS. IS THAT TRUE, SON ? ARE YOU FEELINGCONFUSED ? YEAH, I'M PRETTY CONFUSED,ALL RIGHT. YOU SEE ? YOUNG MAN, THESE CONFUSEDFEELINGS THAT YOU'RE HAVING ARE SIMPLY THE DEVIL'S WAY OFTRYING TO GET AHOLD OF YOU. REALLY ? WHAT CAN I DO, FATHER ? THERE IS A SPECIAL CAMP WHEREYOUNG MEN WHO ARE CONFUSED LIKE YOUR SON CAN GO AND BECLEANSED BY THE POWER OF GOD. MANY BI-CURIOUS BOYS COME OUTOF THE CAMP COMPLETELY CURED. A SECLUDED CAMP WHERELOTS OF BI-CURIOUS BOYS ARE ALL PUT TOGETHER ? THAT SOUNDS LIKEA GOOD IDEA. OH, BOY, CAMP ! HA-HA,HA-HA-HA ! VERY FUNNY. I SUPPOSE YOU THINKYOU REALLY GOT ME. WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGABOUT, FAT ASS ? I CHECKED ONTHE INTERNET, KYLE, AND GETTING BUTTERS TO PUTMY WIENER IN HIS MOUTH WOULDN'T MAKE MENOT GAY LIKE YOU SAID. YOU FIGUREDTHAT OUT, HUH ? THAT'S RIGHT. AND I ALSO LEARNEDFROM THE INTERNET THAT JUST BECAUSEI PUT BUTTERS' WIENER IN MY MOUTH DOESN'TMEAN I'M GAY. ALL I HAVE TO DO ISTHROW AWAY THE PICTURE, FORGET IT EVER HAPPENED AND NOBODYWILL EVER KNOW. EXCEPT FOR US. RIGHT,EXCEPT FOR YOU. AND ALL THE PEOPLEWE TELL. WHY WOULD YOUTELL ANYBODY ? BECAUSE IT'S REALLY,REALLY FUNNY. IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. THERE'S LOTS-- THERE'S LOTS OFTHINGS THAT ARE WAY FUNNIER. LIKE WHAT ? LIKE... A TAMPONIN THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA IN SOMEBODY'S LUNCH. LIKE... A DOG CRAP ON,ON A GUY'S FACE. THAT ISN'T FUNNY. YES, IT IS ! NOW, YOU GUYS,I'M GETTING PISSED OFF ! YOU BETTER NOTTELL ANYBODY ! WELL, MAYBE WE WILL,MAYBE WE WON'T. FINE, WHATEVER ! YOU GUYS DON'THAVE ANY PROOF I PUT BUTTERS'WIENER IN MY MOUTH. IT WILL BE YOUR WORDAGAINST MINE, AND WE ALL KNOWTHAT EVERYONE TRUSTS ME WAY MORE THAN YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS, PLEASE DON'TTELL ANYBODY. OKAY, WE WON'T TELL ANYBODY AS LONG AS YOU ARESUPER NICE TO US EVERY DAY FROM NOW ON. OH, RIGHT,LIKE THAT'S POSSIBLE ! ALL RIGHT, FINE ! YOU KNOW WHAT I'MGONNA DO, KYLE ? I'M GONNA GO HOMEAND PHOTOSHOP THE PICTURE SO THAT IT'S YOUR FACE WITHBUTTERS' WIENER IN HIS MOUTH. AND IF ANY OF YOU SAYANYTHING TO ANYBODY, I'LL SIMPLY SHOWTHEM THE PICTURE OF KYLE ! HA-HA, HA-HA-HA !

HE'S GONNA SHOW EVERYONETHAT PICTURE ONLY 12 HOURS FROM NOW. THAT'S IT,I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. I'M GONNA HAVE TO BRINGMOM IN ON THIS ONE. I'M JUST GOING TOHAVE TO TELL HER THE TRUTH. OW, OW, OW ! ( crying ) ERIC-- POOPSIE,WHAT'S THE MATTER ? I DON'T WANNA GO TOSCHOOL TOMORROW ! SWEETIE, SHHH. TELL MOMMYWHAT HAPPENED ? KYLE HAS A PICTURE OF ME AND HE'S GONNA SHOW EVERYONEDURING SHOW-AND-TELL, AND EVERYONE'SGONNA LAUGH AT ME. OH, NOW, WHY WOULD HEDO THAT ? BECAUSE HE'S JEALOUS OF HOW MUCH SMARTERI AM THAN HIM... SO HE'S GONNA SHOWEVERYONE THE PICTURE. WHAT IS THE PICTUREOF, ERIC ? LAST TIME WHEN BUTTERSSTAYED THE NIGHT, I WAS BEINGREALLY NICE TO HIM AND I WAS GONNA TAKE A PICTUREOF HIM FOR HIS MOM TO HAVE... OH, THAT'S NICE. BUT THEN RIGHT WHENI TOOK THE PICTURE, BUTTERS GOT REALLY HOT SO HE PULLED HISPAJAMA BOTTOMS DOWN AND THEN I TRIPPEDAND FELL DOWN AND MY MOUTHLANDED RIGHT ON HIS PENIS, AND THEN I THOUGHTOF SOMETHING FUNNY SO I SMILED UP AT THE CAMERAAND GAVE LIKE A THUMBS-UP, AND THEN KYLE TOOKTHE PICTURE FROM ME, AND HE'S GONNA SHOW ITTO EVERYBODY AND MAKE THEMTHINK I'M GAY ! ( crying ) OH, THERE,THERE, SWEETIE. IT'LL BE OKAY. THESE THINGS HAPPEN. BUT, MOM, I'VE BEEN TRYINGTO GET THE PICTURE BACK BUT HE WON'TGIVE IT TO ME ! IT'S OKAY, ERIC, I'LL HAVEA TALK WITH KYLE'S MOTHER. YOU... YOU WILL ?

IT'S SERIOUSLY-- IT'S THEGREATEST PICTURE EVER ! OH, MY GOD ! WHAT'D YOU DO TOBUTTERS THIS TIME ? IT WAS GENIUS ! I WAITED 'TIL HE WASTOTALLY ASLEEP, RIGHT ? AND THEN I GOTMY CAMERA AND I PULLEDDOWN HIS PANTS, AND THEN I TOOK A PICTURE OFHIS WIENER IN MY MOUTH. ( laughing )DUDE ?! I KNOW, I KNOW,CHECK IT OUT. LOOK, I GOT HIS WHOLEWIENER IN MY MOUTH-- SEE ? OH, MAN, I GOT HIM GOOD. DUDE, HOW IS PUTTINGBUTTER'S WIENER IN YOUR MOUTHGETTING HIM ? BECAUSE THAT MAKESBUTTERS GAY NOW ! NO, DUDE,THAT MAKES YOU GAY ! WHAT ? YOU PUT A GUY'SWIENER IN YOUR MOUTH-- THAT MAKES YOU GAY,STUPID. NAH-UH.YEAH-HUH ! KENNY, THIS DOESN'TMAKE ME GAY, HUH ? ( mumbling )THAT MAKES YOUTOTALLY -- GAY. BUT I'M NOT--I'M NOT GAY, YOU GUYS ! YOU ARE NOW. NO, NO, IT WASA STUPID MISTAKE ! DOESN'T MATTER--YOU'RE GAY NOW. NO, IT WAS JUSTFOR A SECOND ! WHAT-- WHAT CAN I DO ?HOW CAN I REVERSE THIS ? YOU CAN'T.NO, NO WAIT. I KNOW HOW YOU CANREVERSE IT, CARTMAN. HOW ? THE ONLY WAY YOU CANCANCEL IT OUT IS TO GET BUTTERS TO PUTYOUR WIENER IN HIS MOUTH. REALLY ? YEAH, THEN IT CANCELS OUTTHE GAY POLARITY. SH-T, I GOTTAFIND BUTTERS. IDIOT.

♪ IN LOVE WITH YOU ♪ LOO LOOLOO LOO ♪ ♪ LOO LOO LOO LOO ♪BUTTERS. OH, HEY, ERIC. BUTTERS, GUESS WHAT ? I HAVE A SURPRISEFOR YOU. A SURPRISE ?WHAT IS IT ? IT'S SO F--KING AWESOME. YOU'RE GONNA BESO STOKED. IT'S THE BESTSURPRISE EVER. OH, BOY ! YOU READY ?YEAH ! OKAY, JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTHAND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GET ON YOUR KNEES. OKAY ! HANG ON A SECOND HERE.HOW COME I CAN'T SEE ? 'CAUSE THEN IT WOULDN'TBE A SURPRISE, WOULD IT ? OH, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD. OKAY, OPEN YOURMOUTH BUTTERS. THAT'S GOOD,JUST LIKE THAT. HEY, HEY,WAIT A MINUTE. THIS AIN'T A TRICK,IS IT ? YOU'RE NOT GONNA STICKSOMETHING YICKY IN MY MOUTH, ARE YA ? I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'SLIFE, BUTTERS, I AM NOT GOING TO STICKANYTHING YICKY IN YOUR MOUTH. OKAY ! ALL RIGHT, YOU READY ? ALL RIGHT, JUST OPEN YOUR--GOOD, OKAY, HERE IT COMES. JUST SIT REALLY STILL,OKAY, HERE WE GO. BUTTERS ! AGH !HEY, DAD ! BUTTERS, WHAT AREYOU DOING ?! I'M GETTINGA SURPRISE ! OH, MY GOD ! MY ONLY SON REDUCEDTO THIS ! HEY, WHERE'D ERIC GO ? BUTTERS, HOW LONGHAVE YOU BEEN DOING STUFF LIKE THIS ?LIKE WHAT ? DON'T LIE TO ME,BUTTERS ! I KNOW YOURSECRET NOW ! NO, WAIT, WAIT. IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY,BUTTERS. THIS ISN'TA SERIOUS PROBLEM. YOU'RE JUST BI-CURIOUS. WHAT'S BI-CURIOUS ? YOU ARE. JUST HARMLESS CURIOSITYAND IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. WE JUST NEED TO GET YOUSOME HELP, BUTTERS. WHAT'S GOING ON,YOU TWO ? NOTHIN', MOM, I'M JUSTA LITTLE BI-CURIOUS.

EVERYONE, SAY HELLOTO OUR NEW CAMPER, BUTTERS. HELLO, BUTTERS.HI. HELLO, BUTTERS.HEY, BUTTERS. THANK YOU SO MUCHFOR TAKING HIM IN. DON'T WORRY. YOUR SON JUST NEEDS TO LEARNTHAT HE CAN BE STRAIGHT IF HE CHOOSES TO BE. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE HEREAT CAMP, BUTTERS ? BECAUSE I'M BI-CURIOUS. THAT'S RIGHT. LIKE ALL THE CAMPERS HERE,YOU'RE CONFUSED, AND YOU DON'TTHINK THERE'S A WAY OUT. BUT EVEN THOUGH SOME PEOPLEWOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN'TCONTROL HOW YOU FEEL, THE TRUTH IS THAT, WITH THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST,YOU CAN BE NORMAL. NOW, JUST TO MAKE SURE YOUDON'T SLIP UP WHILE IN CAMP, WE ASSIGN EVERY CAMPERAN ACCOUNTABILIBUDDY. LET'S MEET RYAN,YOUR ACCOUNTABILIBUDDY. RYAN THOUGHT HE COULDNEVER CHANGE, BUT NOW HE'S LEARNINGTHAT WITH THE POWER OF CHRIST AND PRAYER HE CAN HAVEA WHOLE NEW LIFE. OVER THIS WAYWE HAVE THE CAFETERIA. ALL THE MEALS ARESERVED THERE. BRADLY, HOW ABOUT YOUBE BUTTERS' ACCOUNTABILIBUDDY. "HUMBLE YOURSELVES,THEREFORE, UNDER GOD'S MIGHTY HANDTHAT HE MAY LIFT YOU UP." PETER 5:6. BUTTERS HERE ISNEW TO THE CAMP. HE'S CHOSEN TO RID HIMSELFOF HIS AFFLICTION AND FORGE A PERSONALRELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS CHRIST. I'M BI-CURIOUS. "DO NOT LIE WITH A MANAS ONE LIES WITH A WOMAN: THAT IS DETESTABLE." LEVITICUS 18:22. THAT'S RIGHT, BRADLY. I THINK WE'RE WELL ON OUR WAYTO BEING HEALED. WE'VE GOT ANOTHER ONE--ROOM 22. OH, DARN IT.

OH, MAN, I'VE GOTH-O-R-S NOW. OKAY, MY TURN. WHERE IS IT,YOU FILTHY JEW ?! WHERE'S WHAT ? YOU KNOW GODDAMNEDWELL WHAT !LET GO OF ME ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUDOING, CARTMAN ? I WENT HOME TO ALTERTHE PICTURE OF ME WITH BUTTERS' PENIS INMY MOUTH TO LOOK LIKE KYLE, BUT IT WAS GONE ! WHAT DID YOU DO WITHMY PICTURE ?!KNOCK IT OFF ! I DON'T HAVE YOURSTUPID PICTURE. GIVE IT BACK, KYLE.I DON'T HAVE IT. I SWEAR TO GOD, KYLE, IF YOUDON'T GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR F--KINGJEW LEGS RIGHT HERE. SHUT UP.YOU SHUT UP ! YOU'RE LYING, AND YOU TWOARE COVERING UP FOR HIM ! YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU'RE JUST LIKE JEWSYOURSELVES ! STAN, YOU'RE A JEW,AND, KENNY, YOU'RE A JEW ! YOU'RE ALL JEWS ! OW ! OW ! AHH... AHH !

( boys )♪ THAT'S WHATHIS LOVE IS FOR ♪ ♪ WITH JESUSI CAN JUST SAY NO ♪ ♪ AND NOT BE CONFUSEDANY MORE ♪♪ WE WILL NOW HEARA SERMON FROM PASTOR PHILLIPS. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARENEW TO CAMP, PASTOR PHILLIPSIS SOMEBODY WHO HAS BROKEN FREE OF THE BONDSTHAT AFFLICT YOU. HE'S BI-CURIOUS TOO ? NOT ANYMORE. BECAUSE PASTOR PHILLIPS PRAYED AND BY THE HAND OF JESUS CHRISTHE'S NOW COMPLETELY CURED ! LET'S HEAR ITFOR PASTOR PHILLIPS, KIDS ! ( clapping ) HELLO, CAMPERS ! YES, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I MYSELFUSED TO HAVE UNCLEAN URGES. AND LIKE A LOT OF YOU, I THOUGHT I WASJUST MADE THAT WAY. THAT I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT GODDIDN'T WANT ME TO BE THAT WAY. GOD WANTED ME TO BE A MAN ! SO I BUCKLED UPIN MY LITTLE SUIT AND I PRAYED TO BE NORMAL,AND GUESS WHAT ? IT WORKED ! THAT'S RIGHT, KIDS. YOU SEE, RIGHT NOWYOU'RE LIKE A PAPER CLIP. AND JUST LIKE A PAPER CLIP, GOD NEEDS TO BEND YOUAND SHAPE YOU AND MAKE YOU STRAIGHT. ( gun cocking )

YES, A PHOTOGRAPH,AND I KNOW WHO TOOK IT. HIS NAME IS KYLE BROFLOVSKI. IF IT'S A PHOTO,WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ? WHY DON'T YOU JUST PRINT OUTANOTHER ONE ? IT'S A BIG DEAL, OKAY ? THAT PICTUREIS M PROPERTY, AND I WANT IT BACK ! OKAY, WHAT ISTHE PICTURE OF ? WHY... WHY DOESTHAT MATTER ? WELL, HOW ARE WEGONNA FIND YOUR PICTURE UNLESS WE KNOWWHAT IT IS ? ALL RIGHT,IT'S A PICTURE OF ME. YES ? IT'S A PICTURE OF ME... AND, UM, WHAT APPEARSTO BE A PENIS... IN MY MOUTH. YOU WERE SUCKINGSOMEBODY'S PENIS. NO, NO, I WAS NOT ! I WAS ASLEEP. AND THIS PERSON JUST PUTTHEIR PENIS IN MY MOUTH WITHOUT ME KNOWINGAND TOOK THE PICTURE. I SEE.YES. NOW, IT MAY APPEARIN THE PICTURE THAT I'M ACTUALLY LOOKINGAT THE CAMERA LENS AND SMILING WITH THE PENIS IN MY MOUTHAND GIVING A THUMBS-UP, BUT I ASSURE YOU,I WAS FAST ASLEEP. WELL, WE'D HAVE TOGET A WARRANT FIRST, APPROVED BY A GRAND JURY. I DON'T HAVE TIMEFOR THAT ! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW ! AND I KNOW THAT KYLE ISGONNA SHOW THE PICTURE TO EVERYBODYDURING SHOW-AND-TELL ! WELL, THEN,YOU'RE SCREWED.

SAVE YOUR SOULSFROM ETERNAL LIFE IN HELL ? SURE, I GUESS. ONLY THROUGH CHRISTCAN WE CLEANSE OUR SOULS. AND YOU DO KNOW THE RULE, WHICH STATES THAT NO IMPUREOR IMMORAL IMAGES ARE ALLOWED TO BESEEN BY THE EYE ? YES, SIR. "SO LET US PURIFY OURSELVESFROM EVERYTHING THAT MAKESTHE BODY OR SOUL UNCLEAN." CORINTHIANS, CHAPTER SEVEN. THEN DO YOU MINDTELLING US WHY WE FOUND THIS 1979 SEARS MEN'S UNDERWEARCATALOG IN YOUR ROOM ? THAT'S, THAT'S MINE. YOU KNOW THIS ISSTRICTLY FORBIDDEN ! I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT'S WRONGWITH UNDERWEAR ? WHAT'S WRONG ?! THIS IS WHAT MAKES YOU CONFUSED ! DON'T YOU GET IT ?! THIS IS CONFUSING YOURIGHT NOW, ISN'T IT ?! YES, IT'S ALLVERY CONFUSING ! THIS IS JUST AS MUCHYOUR FAULT, BUTTERS. BRADLY IS YOURACCOUNTABILIBUDDY. THAT MAKES YOUACCOUNTABILIBUDDYABLE. BOTH OF YOUR BOYS' BEHAVIORIS JEOPARDIZING ALL OF THE WORK WE'REDOING HERE TO SAVE THESE KIDS. ( gunshot fired ) AH, OH. RIGHT. FOR HAVING CONTRABANDIN YOUR ROOM, YOU WILL BOTH DOPENANCE BY WRITING SCRIPTURE FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS.

THE SATISFACTIONOF OUR SINS." NEAT-O ! BUTTERS, I'M SORRY FORGETTING YOU INTO TROUBLE. OH, THAT'S OKAY, BRADLY. I REALLY WANT TO GET BETTER. I TRY TO DO EVERYTHINGTHE COUNSELOR'S SAY BUT SOMEHOW ISTILL FEEL CONFUSED. YEAH, WELL, HOPEFULLY,WHEN WE FINISH WRITING ALL THESE VERSES, WE WON'TBE BI-CURIOUS NO MORE, AND THEN WE CAN GO HOME. YOU'RE REALLY TERRIFIC,BUTTERS. I MEAN,I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. UH-OH ! OH, GOD, BAD THOUGHTS,BAD THOUGHTS ! WHAT'S THE MATTER ? I THINK I...I THINK I LIKE YOU. WELL, I LIKE YOU TOO,BRADLY. YOU DO ?!YEAH ! YOU LIKE-LIKE ME ? SURE, I LIKE-LIKE YOUA LOT-LOT ! ( chuckling ) OH, GOD,WE'RE BOTH UN-FIXABLE ! DON'T YOU SEE WE'RELOST CAUSES ! WE'RE JUST EVILAND NOTHING CAN CHANGE US ! THERE'S NO OTHER WAY OUT,BUTTERS ! WE HAVE TO KILL OURSELVES ! NO, BRADLY,YOU CAN'T LEAVE ! YOU'RE MY ACCOUNTABILIBUDDY !

( phone ringing ) HELLO ? HELLO, SHEILA. IT'S LIANE,ERIC'S MOTHER. OH, HELLO, MRS. CARTMAN. SHEILA, I'M SORRY TOTROUBLE YOU WITH THIS, BUT APPARENTLY YOUR SONHAS A PICTURE OF ERIC WITH ANOTHERBOY'S PENIS IN HIS MOUTH. EXCUSE ME ? DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE,EVERYTHING IS FINE. IT IS ?REALLY ? OH, MOMMY,THANK YOU, THANK YOU ! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRYABOUT IN SCHOOL TOMORROW. MRS. BROFLOVSKI ASSURED ME THAT KYLE DOESN'THAVE THE PICTURE. WHAT ? SHE TALKED WITH HER SONAND SAYS HE DOESN'T HAVE IT. MOM, SHE'S LYING ! SHE SAID SHEWAS SURE, ERIC. MOM, YOU DON'T KNOWANYTHING ABOUT JEWS. THEY LIE ALL THE TIME ! WELL, ERIC, THERE'S NOTHINGMORE I CAN DO ABOUT IT. THEN THAT'S IT. KYLE WINS. BUT HE WON'TWIN COMPLETELY. I'M GONNA PRINT OUT ANOTHERCOPY OF THAT PICTURE AND SHOW IT TOTHE CLASS MYSELF. I CAN AT LEAST ROB KYLEOF HIS FINAL LAUGH.

HOW YOU MANAGED TO LOSEYOUR ACCOUNTABILIBUDDY ? I WENT LOOKIN' FOR HIM,BUT HE RUNS REAL FAST. YOU DON'T SEEM TO TAKETHIS CAMP SERIOUSLY, BUTTERS. I'VE CALLED YOUR FATHERIN FOR A TALK. OH, NO, MY DAD ? DO YOU UNDERSTANDTHE CONCEPT OF HELL ? DO YOU REALIZE THAT IFWE DON'T FIX YOU, YOU WILL BURN IN ALAKE OF FIRE FOR ETERNITY ? WELL, YEAH, BUT I JUSTDON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE FIXING. WE'RE FIXINGYOUR CONFUSION ! THERE YOU ARE,BUTTERS ! OH, HEY, DAD. WHAT'S HE DONE NOW ? MR. STOTCH, YOUR SONIS INSUBORDINATE, UNWILLING TO CHANGE AND WORSE YET, HE'S LOSTHIS ACCOUNTABILIBUDDY. THEY FOUND HIM,THEY FOUND BRADLY ! YOU BETTER COME QUICK ! OH, LORD IN HEAVEN ! DON'T JUMP, BRADLY ! STAY, STAY BACK ! I'M AN ABOMINATIONOF GOD ! NO, NO,WE'RE FIXING YOU !

GUESS YOU THINK TODAY ISYOUR BIG DAY, HUH, KYLE ? TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONTOF EVERYONE ? WELL, GUESS WHAT ? I'M NOT GIVING YOUTHE SATISFACTION. ( school bell ringing ) OKAY, STUDENTS,LET'S ALL TAKE OUR SEATS. SINCE IT IS MONDAY, WE'LL STARTAS ALWAYS WITH SHOW-AND-TELL. WHO WOULD LIKE TO GO FIRST ? ( grunting )OW-- QUIT IT, DUDE. OKAY, ERIC. JESUS-- CALM DOWN,YOU CAN GO FIRST. HA ! ( clearing throat ) FOR SHOW-AND-TELL TODAY, I WOULD LIKE TO SHAREWITH YOU SOME VERY SPECIAL, VERY ARTSY PHOTOGRAPHSI HAVE TAKEN IN PURSUIT OF BEING ARESPECTED PHOTOGRAPHER. THIS FIRST PICTURE I LIKE TOCALL "MOODS OF WINTER." A SIMPLE ASPEN GROVE,SHOT IN HIGH CONTRAST BLACK-AND-WHITE SHOWSTHE BRITTLENESS OF THE TRUNKS AND REMINDS ONE OF DEATH. THIS PICTURE I TOOK JUSTAS THE SUN WAS RISING AND THIS LONELYMAN WAS WALKING TO WORK. A STATEMENT ABOUT ALL OFOUR LONELINESS PERHAPS ? HE ISN'T GOING TO ACTUALLYSHOW EVERYONE. AND NOW THISNEXT PICTURE...

YOU WILL ONLY MAKE GODANGRIER WITH YOU ! IT'S TOO LATE. BRADLY, PLEASE, YOU'REMY ACCOUNTABILIBUDDY. HOW WILL THISMAKE ME LOOK ? YOU GET BACK. YOU'RE ONLY GONNAMAKE THINGS WORSE. I'M NOT NORMAL. I'LL NEVERBE NORMAL. YOU'RE PERFECTLYNORMAL, BRADLY. GET BACK, YOU'RE JUSTAS CONFUSED AS HE IS. ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT, THAT DOES IT ! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYONETELLING ME I'M CONFUSED ! I WASN'T CONFUSEDUNTIL OTHER PEOPLE STARTED TELLING MEI WAS ! YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ? I THINK MAYBE YOU'RE THE ONESWHO ARE CONFUSED. YEAH. I'M NOT GONNA BECONFUSED ANYMORE JUST BECAUSE YOU SAYI SHOULD BE. MY NAME IS BUTTERS. I'M EIGHT YEARS OLD,I'M BLOOD-TYPE O, AND I'M BI-CURIOUS. AND EVEN THAT'S OKAY. BECAUSE IFI'M BI-CURIOUS AND I'M SOMEHOWMADE FROM GOD, THEN I FIGURE GOD MUST BE ALITTLE BI-CURIOUS HIMSELF ! I THINK... I THINK I'DLIKE TO COME DOWN NOW. HE'S COMING DOWN ! WE DID IT ! THROUGH THE POWER OF CHRISTWE HAVE SAVED THIS CHILD. WELL, BUTTERS, I GUESSWE MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NEVERGONNA CHANGE. NO, I LIKE BEINGBI-CURIOUS. WELL, YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? SO DO I. ( laughing ) WAIT, NOW I AM CONFUSED.