DECEMBER 1944

Allied Territory in Northern France "General Eisenhower there is TERRIBLE news from the fromt lines!" balks some US soldier against General DWIGHT EISENHOWER in his army tent.

Eisenhower is a 5 STAR general so one has to must sacriface 1 monster to summon him.

(That is a YU GI GO joke) "Sir, we received intel that... the Nazis found ANOTHER part of Exodia The Forbidden One," reports the 'grunp'. "Now they possess have both arms and both leg's. If they get their Nazy hands on Exodia head, the bar the war is lost!"

"...God help us all if these Nazi BASTORDS complete the E-Bomb," Eisenhower solemly swears. "Round UP the army men! We must need to TAKE IT TO the ememy territory..." Now the army soldiers've rounded up single file (I never purchase CDs, I only buy individual music tracks- I am a singlephile ... there's the fun little queip for you to enjoy amongst all the war drama!)

"Deck INSPECTION time ladies!!" commandinly roars Dwight Eisenhower. "Present... Decks!" And all soldiers uniform unholster the Yu Gi Oh decks.

"Hmmm yes, well balanced Dark Monster deck there private...." approves Eisenhower walking along, "them NAZI bastirds are in for a surprise with those SPELL cards..." But the general STOPS dad in his tracks .

"Private! I BETTER be having typhoid in the eyes because I am NOT truly seeing .... a JINZO deck??!"

"Sir yes sir," mumbles the monkey CHUMP rocking a Jinzo deck like an amateur fetus clown . Hey perhaps you should sell your Jinzo deck so you can buy yourself some GIN so you can drown your sorrows in alcoholic for being such tremendous TRASH GABBAGE Yu Gi Oh pinhead!! "As if you don't even AWARE how the meta has evolved to minimize TRAPv CARDS usage?! Rendering this Jinzo deck SO outdated!?" rains down Eisenhower the vocal fury. "You facy getting caught with your pens down when the NAZY MUSTARDS hit you with the agile psychic heavy deck?! Prrivate?!?"

"Sir no sir" deeply ashamed bows this Jingoloid his rediculous and silly head.

"You all all y'all are a disgrace to the Unbridled States military..." disgusts General Eisenhower highly dismissive. Dwight Generally Eisenhower now is at a total loss. Can't even go to The MAT against them nazzi Bestards with these army men. More like army MEH! These souljier boys do NOT know how do to CRANK THAT. dis grace. The grizzly army comminder takes a mystrious locket from his neck... perhaps sentimental contains santa mental pictures of a LOVER ? Who could thought General Electric General Eisenpower was such a EMOTIONAL type ?...? like an woman His strunkful hands open this locket... no sandy metal LOVER photographs here---

it is a CARD.

it is a YU GI OH! CARD.

It is a YU GI OH. CARD OF BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON.

It is a YU GI OH. CARD OF BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON CARD. Now Gerald Dwight Eisenhovver smirks such the dastardly grin. "Get ready for going to Get dis- Card -ed, you Nasa Bastars..." DECEMBER 1944

Berlin, Nazi Germany Here is the residence of ADALF HITLER, notorious mischief-maker of history. He is combing the facial moustache. Because today is a big day... it is a DINER PARTY for all "top brash" mebers of the Nazi Party! And for these party Adolf Hilton has a special surprise in stores... he removes item from pocket and smiley examines it...