What do Bills games and MJs funeral have in common? by Tim Redinger

Michael Vick may be coming to a plasma screen near you sooner than you might think. The NFL’s wonder-kid turned pooch-pariah has apparently drawn the attention of Michael Huyghue, the commissioner of the new four-team United Football League set to open in October.

According to the AP, Huyghue has called Vick “a phenomenal talent,” which, in the UFL’s premiere, is essential to “show outstanding players who find themselves in this quagmire the NFL creates.”

Frankly, I’m stunned to think that Vick is ready to make the transition from time behind iron to the gridiron. Where is Vince McMahon when you need him? I would love to watch this garbage in the XFL. Remember Rod Smart a.k.a He Hate Me? Vick’s new jersey could read: He’s Hated.