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Hitler is none too pleased when he finds out Apple is releasing a new iPhone a week after he got the iPhone 5.

Hitler Finds Out About The New iPhone

00:00 - 00:03 Apple is having a keynote today

00:04 - 00:05 We will see it by 5

00:05 - 00:07 and it airs later in these areas

00:08 - 00:12 With the differences in time zones and TV providers

00:12 - 00:15 we will see it even before Berlin

00:17 - 00:21 We do not need to watch it, I just got my iPhone 5 the other day

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 There's...

00:31 - 00:33 There's a new iPhone being revealed today

00:34 - 00:36 It is called the 5S

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who uses Android, leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 iPhone 5S?

01:15 - 01:17 The iPhone 5 just came out a month ago!

01:18 - 01:23 This isnt the first time. Am I supposed to switch over to Android like those assholes outside?

01:25 - 01:28 Why do they need to release a new model?

01:29 - 01:31 What is the difference?

01:31 - 01:34 Whats next? The iPhone 5SS?

01:34 - 01:37 Tell me, what is the difference

01:37 - 01:40 between the 5 and the 5s?

01:40 - 01:42 It has mad fingerprint capabilities

01:42 - 01:46 My fingerprints are burned off from the ovens!

01:46 - 01:48 The 5S complements iOS7 beautifully

01:48 - 01:52 Doesn't my iPhone 5 complement iOS7?

01:53 - 01:54 It took me 5 hours to download!

01:56 - 01:57 They call themselves visionary

01:57 - 02:00 but they havent made something new in 5 years

02:00 - 02:03 For years I have saved up for this iPhone!

02:04 - 02:08 Now I am outdated?

02:08 - 02:13 I'll look like an idiot with an old device!

02:14 - 02:16 I just want to be cool

02:17 - 02:21 and have the same thing that everyone else has

02:27 - 02:29 Why cant I be cool like them?

02:30 - 02:34 Why cant I just fit in with the cool kids and their iPhones?

02:34 - 02:36 Why does Apple have to do this to everyone?

02:41 - 02:42 Assholes!

02:43 - 02:47 I have been betrayed by them! They promised something new and visionary

02:48 - 02:53 They promised "Forward Thinking"?

02:54 - 02:56 I will push them forward into an oven!

02:56 - 02:59 You will go to the Apple store, and get me the iPhone

03:00 - 03:02 And take Greta with you, she will know which colour I want

03:04 - 03:07 He likes yellow

03:14 - 03:16 And then I will kill Steve Jobs

03:19 - 03:23 He is a dead man

03:25 - 03:26 Bring him to me

03:31 - 03:33 You can do this, yes?

03:40 - 03:46 But please get me the new iPhone first

03:46 - 03:49 I want to see the new features