How to Make a Purrito



What's a purrito? Good question.

A purrito is a type of rare lolcat, usually seen only in funny cat pictures or videos, but if you're lucky, you may have one of these little gems right in your own home.

If not, you may be able to make one, if you have the right ingredients.

And, good news... chances are, if you have a cat at home, you probably have the perfect ingredients in the house already.

How do you make a Purrito?

There are only two steps required...

1. Take one cute cat or kitten, and...



2. Wrap it in something, and make it into a burrito-like treat.

A blanket, a towel, or a rug work well.

Some cat burritos are for eating. I hear they are very tasty, especially the ears.

This kitteh in the video below noms his buddy, who looks absolutely delicious.

Now I ask you, who doesn't like to nom on a kitty ear?

Moving on...

The sleeve of a shirt or sweater, or the legs of a pair of pants can be used also.

It's very likely that you have these things just lying around doing nothing. You may as well put them to good use.

A jacket or coat sleeve, or a pair of sweatpants make excellent wrappers.

And look, this kitty has an ear exposed, just waiting to be nibbled on...



Construction paper, shipping paper, paper bags, bedspreads and sheets can all be used for the wrapping as well.

Hint: If you're on a diet, the thinner the paper, the more low-calorie it is.

Take a look at this low calorie beauty right here...



If you're on a low carb diet, but want extra flavor and don't mind pouring on the fat, go with the thin wrap, but order extra cheese.



If you have more than one cat at home, you have a purrito helper.

See? Cats can make other cats into purritos...

If you're in a hurry, you can order a 3-pack to go...



Some are rather colorful and stylish...



Note: If you don't have a cat or kitten in the house, you can borrow your neighbor's, but why not go out and adopt one of your own? That way, you'll be sure to have the right stuff in the house at all times.

If you don't have access to a cat at all, you can instead get the hooded sweatshirt.



Sometimes, these deliciously cute morsels are called cat burritos, burrito kitty, burrito kitteh, and in some cases, an extremely cute but probably not so delicious CATerpillar.

Better go check the house to see if there are any around. You don't want to waste them. Just don't take a sip of anything before viewing, you might splort it out.



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