Hehehehe. Very nicely done, SantaTroll (whoever you really are!). This was the Reddit answer to a matryoshka doll, only not as insipid. I was impressed.

And, in fine Reddit recycling fashion, the first thing I did was swipe one of the boxes and use it to send a gift to my sister-in-law...it was the perfect size!

UPDATE! It's definitely a Treat, too!

Today, I dragged home after teaching a night class, and a second box came from the noble Skylac. This box was decorated with hand-drawn vampire pumpkins, had a delightful note (with a great hand-drawn Reddit alien), and contained spiders.

The spiders were guarding 6 (six!) amazing chocolate bars of the gourmet evil sort, and perfect for me. I'm one of those rare (weird) people who much prefers milk chocolates to dark, and these are all high-density (like plutonium) milk chocolates with things like goji berries, pink Himalayan salt, curry, and (of course, this is Reddit!) bacon as ingredients. (Please note that the goji bar is about halfway gone, now. They evaporate when you open them. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.) See below for more photos.

Thank you, Skylac! You are a wicked pisser wonderful Secret Santa!