I would like to address all of those that attempt to create an absurd and asinine false equivalency between Clinton and Trump and say that, as a consequence, they cannot vote for either.

What a convenient little narrative you've got there! You've simultaneously reduced the world into childishly ignorant black-and-white terms and absolved yourself of all responsibility for the outcome of the election no matter how insignificant or meaningless you think your vote is.

If you cannot tell the difference between the two major candidates, you're basically announcing that you are a fucking idiot. There is a reason that not a single living former president is voting for Trump and that dozens of Republican national security officials are voting for Clinton.

Even if they were to agree with every single one of Trump's policy positions (of which there are very few) and disagree with every single one of Clinton's, they acknowledge that they have no choice but to vote for the latter.

I don't know about you, but I agree: I'd rather be on a ship that's sailing off-course than a ship that's sinking to the bottom of the ocean. At least in one scenario we have the opportunity to change course in four years when we take our primary elections more seriously.

We're not electing the winner of a beauty pageant. We're electing the President of the United States. Despite what you might think, the position actually has some requirements and qualifications. If you think both or neither of the candidates meet them, you need to get your head examined.