Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? • Who are the cool ones? • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars • LARRY REVEALS: The greatest actor you never heard of • Why rock star beats movie star • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars – what’s that about? • How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul. • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur. • The investment you should never make • MORE CLUES to the CAN’T MISS venue for meeting chix (Hint: it’s NOT Dick Masterson’s skating rink.)