Movie Night

Lena - to live up her open heart reputation - loves to watch films (me too!) and loves good company, so we already had a movie night with everyone she knows. Practically everyone.





And, well, you can say a lot about a person by the way they watch films:





– Soldier76: Literally just watch the trailers and falls asleep. Wake up on the credits asking who died, then goes to the bathroom.





– Zarya: keeps asking things about the film even though you’re both watching it for the first time; joke is told, we laugh, then carry on, she giggles for the next 20 minutes about it; Gets uncomfortable on sex scenes.





– Winston: is a nice company, brings popcorn (that tastes like banana, for some reason… I’m not complaining!); has the habit to always add a scientific information about something said on the film. ALWAYS. IN ALL WAYS. ALL THE TIME.





– Lucio: Knows everything that happens in the film even when he insists he never saw the movie; Sings all the songs; Cries when the dog dies.





– Mei: quiet, never make comments and never takes her eyes off the screen; I’ve never seen a single tear fall from her face, even in the most heartbreaking moments; She kinda scares me; Brings hot chocolate.





– D.va: already watched all films in existence; Give spoilers “accidentally”; brings enough snacks to feed the whole neighborhood; Bet plot’s theories with Lucio





– Reinhardt: speaks really loud; laughs at the wrong moments; “I’m not crying, and this is not a puddle of tears on the carpet”; always brings one of his godchildren.





–Ana: always bring sweets; only watches war films; knows three actors’ name, calls everyone staring on the film by those three names; snorts when she falls asleep;





– Pharah: gets excited with fantasy/sci-fi films; (strongly) refuses to watch horror movies; hides her crying; gets teased by Angela and Lena when they notice she’s crying





– Angela: only watches with original audio; likes retro movies; comments a lot about the film’s flaws; has an impressive acknowledge about actors and directors;





– Symmetra: never gets the joke; Searchs about the movie before watching to make sure it’s worth her time; suddenly gets off the room at strong plot twists; monopolizes the popcorn;





– Junkrat: this guys is imperative, he has to be; watches twenty minutes of film and starts to talk about random stuff; makes funny comments, sometimes in inappropriated times; never finds a right position; throws popcorn at the ceiling (and at us);





– Lena/my babe: never chooses the films because she takes 3 hours to do it; likes all the movies she watches; gets really mad when an injustice happens to the good guys; cries at Disney movies (she denies it, but I have it recorded)





Bonus:





Amélie (Lena called her like that): it was an odd day…ahmm… she looks at the screen as she wanted to murder someone… giggles when someone dies… gives me disgusted side looks…wears scuffs??? Okay it was really weird and I am not sure if we can consider it a Movie Night. Oh, she was purple too.