My Santa went WAAAY above and beyond! I asked for local treats, and man did he deliver!

Straight from Alaska: Alaskan fruit teas - I adore fruit teas. Birch orange mustard, it sounds so delicious I'm afraid to open it because I know I'll finish it in a day. Sourdough starter, which is perfect because I actually bake my own bread all the time, but never sourdough, and what better way to try it? And finally, MUTHAFUCKIN SALMON JERKY! I actually don't like seafood as a rule, but I'm excited to try it. And scared. Exscareded.

PLUS! Not only did he send all that, but also a bunch of other things to try, including things I can't get in the Great Not-as-White-as-Alaska North! Slim Jims! Coconut M&Ms! Milano cookies! And the greatest cheddar bacon pretzel things that have ever or will ever exist (they are gone already, and I'm glad we don't have them in Canada, because I would be so fat).

In conclusion, thank you so much, you are the greatest, and I'm going to try some of that salmon jerky tomorrow. Also I've included a picture of one of my cats because, you know, Reddit.

Thanks!!