There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned Tyler, The Creator Twitter rant to start your day off right. Tyler, Odd Future’s ringleader, met Black Eyed Peas ringleader will.i.am (both groups are their own sort of circus, no?) at an unnamed star-studded event recently. Will.i.am offered some career advice along the lines of, “You make a decision to do what to do to survive,” i.e. get Fergie to rap about lovely lady lumps and whatnot. (Because making a living in music apparently is tantamount to staying alive in Cormac McCarthy’s The Road; things can get pretty grisly out there.) Tyler took Will’s resigned self-analysis as an implicit suggestion that he too would someday sell out by making music he hates for the sake of the almighty dollar. This, of course, did not sit well with the frequently indignant young Mr. Okonma, who took to Twitter with the following tirade. Enjoy!

I MADE A BET WITH WILL I AM FOR A MILLION BUCKS THAT I WILL BE MAKING MONEY 10 YEARS FROM NOW DOING WHAT I LOVE AND NOT WHAT MAKES THE MOST — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

NIGGA SAID "THEN YOU MAKE A DECISION ON WHAT TO DO TO SURVIVE" NO NIGGA THATS NOT HOW IT IS FOR EVERYONE. IM NOT GONNA MAKE MUSIC I HATE — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

HES SO TALENTED BUT HES MAKING BUTT SHIT TO MAKE BREAD, USE THE CREATIVITY FOR SOMETHING TIGHT MAN. — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT UP THE FACT HE TRIED TO SUE PHARRELL ON SOME FUCK ASS SHIT BUT I WAS SO MAD HE INDIRECTLY SAID I WAS GONNA 'SELL OUT' — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

IN 10 YEARS HE'LL BE 50 AND ILL BE 32 MAKING MOVIES ( not even in them) WATCH. WOLF HALEY DIRECTOR SECTION WILL BE POPPIN SUCK MY WHOLE SHIT — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

I CANT BELIEVE THIS NIGGA WAS PLOTTING ON MY FUCKING DOWNFALL CAUSE HE MAKES SHIT HE HATES AND DOESNT LIKE HIMSELF. WILL I AM IS A MARK — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

THIS NIGGA REALLY WALKED UP TO ME TELLING ME ABOUT MYSELF 10 YEARS FROM NOW NIGGA FUCK YOU NOW IMA GO OUT OF MY WAY TO PROVE YOU WRONG — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

IMA STAY POSITIVE AND FOCUSED LIKE I HAVE BEEN SO I CAN CONTINUE TO HAVE A TENNIS COURT IN MY BACKYARD EAT A DICK — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

IRONY IS THAT BEHIND THE FRONT, THE FIRST BLACK EYED PEAS ALBUM, WAS THE FIRST RAP ALBUM I EVER LIKED WHEN I WAS 7. GREAT BEATS HAHA — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

IM EXCITED I GET TO THROW MY SECOND CARNIVAL, WILL I AM IS NOT INVITED AT ALL. http://t.co/gplwUlHjlY — Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) October 29, 2013

Tyler also met Dave Chappelle, which apparently completed his celebrity bro-down bucket list along with Pharrell and Eminem.