Trump to Write Book About the Good Job He’s Doing as President in Effort to Refute Woodward Book

New York (the Plebian): According to sources inside the White House President, Trump has decided to write a book in an attempt to refute Bob Woodward’s book on the President. The book, titled ‘I Do Good Job’, is meant to describe the President’s time as president and the quality of the job he is doing. Unlike previous books written by journalists, that were critical of the President, Mr. Trump will write a book that will focus on the positive aspects of the presidency.

The book is planned to be released and in print by early next month. We asked the White House how the book could be written and proofread so fast as to make a release next month possible. Sarah Huckabee Sanders responded, “Well there isn’t a lot of positive things to write about so it’s a short book.”