There are so many audio clips of his show on YouTube dating back 10+ years. The material is just as relevant today as is was at the turn of the millennium. I listened to a clip of him ripping into a female caller (which he often does) and rips her to pieces with logic. Here is a transcript of one particular call…and I use the term hole which Opie & Anthony invented as a name for female broadcasters who are thrown on to a morning zoo to ruin the guys’ fun.

Hole: Yeah, how ya doin?

Tom: Just…great.

Hole: Great. I’m just giving you a call, I know you guys were talking about, um, ya know, guys helping out girls, being the dad and…you know I’ve listened to your show actually about 3 months and there are times when I was like, ya know this guy knows what he’s talking about but then I started listening to you and it seemed that you weren’t really a product of what you really preach with your personal life, your views.

Tom: How so? Let’s hear it.

Hole: You’ve been married like 4 times…

Tom: Wait a minute, the reason I know marriage is so bad is because I’ve done it.

Hole: You’re obviously not doing it right…because you’re trying to do it right…

Tom: Darling you’re obviously not a regular listener, because I have explained that on the air. And what I have explained on the air is that my parents were married 40 years…and I thought they did it right…and when my marriage did not work out…I thought I was doing it wrong…and so I kept trying to do it the way my parents did it. Well it turns out now that marriage may have made sense in the 1950s when my parents were married, but it doesn’t make sense for men in the 21st century. It just doesn’t.

Hole: Honestly it doesn’t make any sense for you and other people it works for.

Tom: It doesn’t make sense for men!

Hole: Well that’s your whole clinch in your market. but…

Tom: That’s the fact! You cannot name one benefit. Not one that a man would get from marriage that he could not get if he were not married…not one.

Hole: What about love? Do you know what love is?

Tom: You know what? Do you think the only people who are loved are married?

Hole: I mean I think you don’t have…

Tom: Do you think that’s a yes or no?…Well there you go! You don’t need to have a contract to be married. But the point is being married has a legal definition. To be married means you have signed a legal contract.

Hole: Right?!

Tom: So a man does not need to be married to get love.

Hole: That goes back in the day. I mean marriage is also…(unintelligible babbling) if you’re a religious person as well

Tom: That’s not the point…marriage has a legal definition. And therefore being married has a very specific meaning. And it does not mean to shacking up with the guy you have sex with. It is a legal obligation. And men generally pay the price for getting married if it doesn’t work out.

Hole: Well you know I’m a woman, I was married and I got divorced and I didn’t ask for any alimony…

Tom: Doesn’t matter what you asked for! We’re talking in general! And by the way, obviously you failed at it too!

Hole: Yeah! Of course, and I’ll try again when I find, when I fall in love and when I find the right person…

Tom: Well there ya go!

Hole: …because I believe in love and I believe in treating people right…and I believe in being partners in this world. If we don’t partner up and say you know what…

Tom: Why do we need to partner up? Why does a man need that?

Hole : (unintelligible nonsense)

Tom: Why does a man need that?

Hole: (blah, blah, blah)

Tom: Tell me why a man needs that!

Hole: (blah, blah, blah)

Tom: Tell me why a man needs that!

Hole: (blah, blah, blah)

Tom: Tell me why a man needs that!

(dramatic pause)

Hole: So you can have a stronger basis in life.

Tom: I have the strongest basis anybody could possibly have! Financially secure! Good job! I live in one place, I’ve had the same house for 11 years.

Hole: You haven’t been hit by someone spiritual. When you have someone to…

Tom: WHAT!?!

Hole : …bring you to a level in your mind…

Tom: I am not spiritual, I’m an athiest!

Hole: Obviously you have a good line of work for you then, and that’s why you…

Tom: It has nothing to do with my line of work. I believe what I believe because I have experience and I know the truth!

Hole: No, it’s just called “jaded” Tom.

Tom: Well guess what? Being jaded doesn’t necessarily mean you’re wrong!

Hole: No it’s not…

Tom: Men are right to be jaded…about marriage, about having children, about making commitments to women. Men have a right to be jaded. And until the divorce laws change for the better for men, men don’t need to be married!

Hole: Hey that’s your own opinion and…

Tom: It’s MY opinion and the opinion of many others…and by the way…I don’t know if you read the statistics. Forget about what MY opinion is…men are getting married at the latest age in the history of the United States.

Hole: Yeah, because of our society man. People like you…

Tom: Good!!!

Hole: …stigma that materialism is important…

Tom: Materialism IS important.

Hole: (dumped out for cursing)