A Sherlock Holmes style pipe, that I'm sure I'll find useful in a future law-themed halloween costume (Justice Oliver Wendell Sherlock Holmes?), Breaking Bad-themed coasters (perfect for setting my coffee down so I don't leave a stain while I'm doing meth), and my favorite, a Princess Bride-themed drinking glass (may or may not contain iocane powder... gotta hope my future guests have built up an immunity).

Thanks to an a amazing secret arbitrary gifter.