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After a lifetime as a non-smoker who usually carries a dorky bottle opener on his keyring, local man Ed Crewy (23) has today had to admit defeat when faced with the challenge of opening a pop top with a Bic lighter.

The lighter, which was left sitting on the table by a degenerate smoker who has since gone outside to let the pizza delivery guy in, appears to be the only option for Ed.

After several attempts at tearing it open from all kinds of obscure angles, Ed goes through the paces of someone who once knew how to do this, even though both he and his drinking buddies know that he has never been a lighter-opener kind of guy.

Looking around for a butter knife, or possibly a spoon, or anything the resembles the iconic Bunnings-branded bottle opener he has carried on his person since his 18th birthday, Ed begins to panic.

His close mate, Davo, who is sitting directly next to him offers an olive branch.

As his mate unintentionally asserts alpha status, Ed concedes defeat to the law of physics and his own set of poor motor skills.

He takes a big sigh and tries to save face.

“Haha, i’ll let you do the honours”