Also also! I woke up this morning and Joshua had graphed the length of the archive text on this here comic, with data binned into months, averaged, with error bars representing certainty! It looks like this and clearly shows an explosion in loquaciousity around 2006. INTERESTING.

One year ago today: seriously tempted to put out a whole line of these novels: "CLASSICS OF WESTERN LITERATURE: THE ODYSSEY, NOW TOLD AS IF IT WAS THIS REALLY LONG COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTING A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CARTOON, AND AT THE END, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CARTOON STARTS UP AGAIN". the best part is, i get to novelize a ninja turtles cartoon!

– Ryan