If we tried to list every skater that has been to jail over the years, it may actually require it's own website. But of course there have a been a few standouts over the years.

The once-incarcerated Andy Roy put it best in this timeless quote from his Big Brother interview:

"We fucking destroyed this town and punished people and ran over old ladies and gave my herpes to every girl I could. I will never get my herpes taken care of, I will have them forever. I love herpes because when they flare, it's on like Donkey Kong."

To the skate-rats-turned-jailbirds on the inside looking out: may this freedom one day be yours!