IT WAS RIDICULOUS.

WE HAVE TO HAVEA NEW SCHOOL MASCOT,

AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO VOTE

BETWEEN A GIANT DOUCHEAND A TURD SANDWICH.

WHAT DID YOU SAY ?

DID YOU JUST SAY THATVOTING IS RIDICULOUS ?

NO, I THINKVOTING IS GREAT,

BUT IF I HAVE TO CHOOSEBETWEEN A DOUCHE AND A TURD,

I JUST DON'TSEE THE POINT.

YOU DON'TSEE THE POINT !

OH, YOU YOUNG PEOPLEJUST MAKE ME SICK !

STANLEY, DO YOU KNOWHOW MANY PEOPLE DIED

SO YOU COULD HAVETHE RIGHT TO VOTE ?

MOM, I JUST DON'T THINK THERE'SMUCH OF A DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN A DOUCHEAND A TURD.

I DON'T CARE.

YOU DON'T CARE !!

YOU REALLY WANT A TURD SANDWICHAS YOUR SCHOOL MASCOT !

ON YOUR FOOTBALL HELMETS--A TURD !

WELL, HOLD ON, RANDY.

I THINK A TURD SANDWICHIS A LITTLE BETTER

THAN THEM HAVING A GIANTDOUCHE ON THEIR UNIFORMS.

YOU'RE CRAZY !

A DOUCHE ISAT LEAST CLEAN.

IT'S SEXIST,IS WHAT IT IS !

YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE ISSUES, SHARON !

ARE YOU CALLING MEIGNORANT ?

IF YOU THINK THE SCHOOL MASCOTSHOULD BE A TURD SANDWICH,

YOU'RE NOTEXACTLY EINSTEIN !

I AM SICK OF YOUBELITTLING MY OPINION,

YOU SON OF A BITCH !

( glass shatters )

I HATE THIS FAMILY,I HATE IT !

( doorbell rings )

PUFF DADDY ?

YOUR FRIEND KYLE TOLD ME

YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDTHE IMPORTANCE OF VOTING.

I--

APPARENTLY YOU HAVEN'T HEARDOF MY VOTE OR DIE CAMPAIGN.

VOTE OR DIE, WHAT THE HELLDOES THAT EVEN MEAN ?

WHAT YOU THINKIT MEANS, BITCH ?!

AHHHH !!

♪ VOTE OR DIE, MOTHER--MOTHER--, VOTE OR DIE ! ♪

♪ ROCK THE VOTE

♪ OR ELSE I'M GONNA STICKA KNIFE THROUGH YOUR EYE ♪

♪ DEMOCRACY IS FOUNDEDON ONE SIMPLE RULE ♪

♪ GET OUT THERE AND VOTE, OR IWILL MOTHER-- KILL YOU ♪

YEAH.

♪ I LIKE IT WHEN YOUVOTE BITCH, BITCH ♪

♪ SHAKE THEM TITTIES WHEN YOUVOTE, BITCH, BITCH ♪

♪ I'LL SLAM MY JIMMY THROUGHYOUR MOUTH ROOF, MOUTH ROOF ♪

♪ NOW GET YOUR BIG ASSIN THE POLLING BOOTH ♪

♪ I SAID, VOTE, BITCHOR I'LL-- KILL YOU ♪

♪ VOTE OR DIE, MOTHER--MOTHER--, VOTE OR DIE ! ♪

♪ YOU CAN'T RUN FROM A .38GO AHEAD AND TRY ♪

♪ LET YOUR OPINION BE HEARDYOU GOTTA MAKE A CHOICE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE AFTERI SLIT YOUR THROAT ♪

♪ YOU WON'T HAVEA-- VOICE ♪

♪ VOTE OR DIE ♪VOTE OR DIE !

OKAY, I'LL VOTE.