Your name Name of the person you're dumping You're breaking up because

(Choose all that apply)



he/she is a total loser

he/she has changed too much

he/she is too selfish

he/she is arrogant

he/she is a liar

he/she cheated on me

he/she is too immature

he/she is not good enough in bed

he/she doesn't treat me with enough respect

he/she has body odour issues

he/she drinks too much

he/she smokes too much

he/she does too much drugs



he/she never cleans up his/her mess

he/she doesn't care enough

he/she forgot my birthday

he/she forgot our anniversary

he/she is a dick

he/she is just plain stupid

he/she is pure evil

I need more space

I found someone else

I've lost that lovin' feeling

I'm moving away



he/she doesn't make enough money

he/she doesn't spend enough money on me

he/she is too clingy

he/she is getting too serious

he/she criticizes me too much

he/she nags me too much

he/she is too spoiled

he/she is always causing drama

he/she is too controlling

he/she is irresponsible

he/she has poor grammar

Do you want to stay friends? Yes

No

Typical lines to include:

(Choose all that apply) It's not you, it's me

You're more like a sibling to me

Give me back my keys

I saw you with him

I saw you with her

We just aren't meant for each other

I love you, but I'm not in love with you

I've seen rocks that are more interesting than you

Do you ever want to see him/her again? Yes

No

Not sure

Sign-off line - Select - Sincerely Yours truly Sorry Looking forward to our friendship Wish it could have worked out Hatefully yours Screw off for ever See you in hell Get lost loser I hope maggots devour your testicles Enjoy your new freedom, slut I won't miss your ugly face Enjoy yourself Generate your email