Well well, look who suddenly believes in second referendums.

It’s fascinating to note how you can completely reverse Kezia Dugdale’s position on the subject simply by substituting the word “Scotland” for the words “the UK” in that second tweet, and imagine she was talking about the independence march in heavily-Remain-voting Edinburgh earlier this month instead of the (proportionately smaller) one in London yesterday.

“Many of those taking part are young voters who face missing out on a world of opportunities if Scotland leaves the EU.” “It’s time to ask the voters if this is what they really want and give the people of Scotland the opportunity to remain in the EU.”

Because by simply putting the name of one country – the one whose parliament Kezia Dugdale actually serves in – in place of another, Dugdale’s principles do a 180-degree turn on the spot and she switches from being in favour of a second vote to being pathologically, implacably opposed to one. Which is kinda weird if you think about it.

(And by saying “the opportunity to remain” she’s leaving no ambiguity about what she means. This isn’t Labour’s official vague woolly position on maybe possibly perhaps supporting some sort of vote that means renegotiating the terms of Brexit somehow, Dugdale just wants to re-run the first referendum to get a different result – exactly the same thing she rages against in Scotland.)

But here’s something else weird.

If you can’t be bothered clicking to read that text from the Gibraltar Broadcasting Corporation – yes, the tiny rock at the bottom of Spain with a population smaller than Falkirk has its own broadcaster, unlike Scotland – it says this:

“The Chief Minister has today confirmed in Parliament that Gibraltar could join the Customs Union as part of a ‘differentiated solution’ in the Brexit withdrawal agreement, meaning it would be more European than the UK.”

So let’s just update ourselves:

ENGLAND: voted Leave, getting what it wanted

WALES: voted Leave, getting what it wanted

NORTHERN IRELAND: voted Remain, getting special treatment

GIBRALTAR: voted Remain, getting special treatment

SCOTLAND: voted Remain, getting nothing

Isn’t it great being an equal partner, readers?