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Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2010-03-16 01:05 [#02371921]

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What would happen if I turned the bass up real high and

stuck my dick in the subwoofer hole. It's big enough to fit

the girth of my cock into.



I stick my finger in and it feels really weird. Could it

give me an orgasm? But what if it gives my penis tumors..



I'm seriously curious on this one. I'm not joking.



This way I can truly get off to music. I can masturbate or

have sex during music, but can music get me off?



Can I fuck sound?













Only one way to find out.







Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-03-16 01:16 [#02371925]

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Post pics.







Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-03-16 01:25 [#02371926]

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do it.







Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2010-03-16 01:29 [#02371927]

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I'll do it when someone with good information on any side

effects of sticking my dick inside a huge subwoofer hole can

tell me there are no adverse reactions.







Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2010-03-16 01:34 [#02371928]

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I guess doing this would come full circle.



My user name could be the track I literally fuck.







pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-03-16 01:37 [#02371929]

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You should fuck 'Hello Brooklyn" by the beastie boys, much

bass in 'at one







Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2010-03-16 01:40 [#02371930]

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Would my girlfriend consider fucking autechre or aphex twin

or dubstep cheating on her? Like if she caught me doing

this.



I'm bass-curious.







pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-03-16 01:46 [#02371931]

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It's not cheating if you're in a different city when you

bass-fuck







Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-03-16 03:21 [#02371944]

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I think you're treading new ground, though. Be a pioneer!







jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-03-16 03:54 [#02371948]

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It would probably work, but then at such high output, the

semen might shoot onto some electronics and have the whole

thing explode or fucking kill you.



Like if you stuck your dick in a 100,000 watt Reggae sound

system speaker, it might get torn off and shot into space on

fire.



Also, due to the fast vibration of the upper bass

frequencies, you might do it for a few seconds and then have

a massive blister on your shaft.



I imagine you might regret the whole idea, when you're

sitting by your stereo equipment with a blistered and bloody

dick, that's swollen and stuck in a shorted subwoofer filled

with cum.







belb from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2010-03-16 04:17 [#02371951]

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if bass can make you poo i'm sure it can make you splooge,

but cheap subwoofer is to halfarsed handjob as ww2 handcrank

sinewave generator is to turingtest-approved holographic

realdoll







earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2010-03-16 04:34 [#02371952]

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the original title for oceans 11 was shit your pants but

warner bros wasnt keen on the title







Gonzola from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2010-03-16 10:57 [#02371979]

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i recommend using sleeparchive - transposition reverse







Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2010-03-16 11:13 [#02371982]

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make a 10 hour sine wave sweep in soundforge (i recommend

40hz-120hz) and have yourself a good old fashioned tantric

bass wank.



i do it every weekend and it comes highly recommended.







-crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2010-03-16 12:28 [#02371990]

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dunno but use a condom







Guybrush from the white room on 2010-03-16 12:41 [#02371992]

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this is a new low.







Terence Hill from Germany on 2010-03-16 13:37 [#02371995]

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o teh punn!









Guybrush from the white room on 2010-03-16 14:13 [#02371996]

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that never even occurred to me :)







gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-03-17 10:53 [#02372100]

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best thread for a while to be honest.











So, how did it go, Gwely? Is your cock still in one piece?







jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-03-18 10:55 [#02372253]

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Rest In Peace Mr. Gwely Mernans.



TOMBSTONE READS:

A loving man, who got his dick blown off by a subwoofer.







papichief117 on 2010-04-13 01:05 [#02376354]

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Im gonna be hones with you hahah.



I did that last night, but the subwoofer wasn't on tho. But

omg! It felt really good dude ahahaha. i had to get me dick

really quick tho hahaha. dO IT!!!!



Im not doing that again tho cuz I feel like a fucking loser

now lmoa. No kidding







dave_g from United Kingdom on 2010-04-13 17:29 [#02376379]

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Brown note is urban myth I'm afraid.









Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2010-04-14 06:01 [#02376450]

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Sounds that make you nauseous enough to vomit, however,

aren't an urban myth.







jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-04-14 07:34 [#02376454]

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