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A List of Things Muslims and Jews Have in Common, Written by a Muslim and a Jew

1. Beards 2. Funny hats 3. Funny wedding dances 4. Judgy moms 5. Hummus 6. Blessing meat before eating it 7. Bacon-envy 8. Jerusalem 9. The Old Testament 10. Excess unwanted body hair 11. Obsession with guys named “Mo” (“…hammed” and “…ses”) 12. Holidays with fasting*

*- See #7, “Bacon-envy” 13. Fear of the male foreskin 14. Arranged marriages 15. The media (being misrepresented by it/being accused of “running it”) 16. Awful dating apps*

*- #14 is actually not looking so bad anymore