The Wine Holder Necklace costs $25 for two and holds a regular sized stemmed glass with a stupid looking lanyard.

Keep your hands free at parties by keeping your wine close at heart! This clever little clip with adjustable strap holds a regular-size stemmed glass to your chest, giving you the freedom to snack and socialize as you sip!

They failed to mention that it helps you achieve the look of a total freaking idiot. I will admit though: when I get drunk I do tend to forget where I left my drink. At a holiday party over the weekend I ended up accusing the host of hiding it from me and punched him in the teeth. Turns out it was in my other hand the whole time! Silly me.

Wine Glass Holder Necklace, Keeping Your Wine Close At Heart [uberreview]