MoCo has agreed to purchase Frederick County, effective one year from today.

The $6 billion acquisition is expected to help sway Amazon’s decision for their second headquarters.

School closing and delay predictor, MoCoSnow, has this to say, “This will definitely help students who are wishing for more days off in the winter” referring to the counties being in the same jurisdiction after next year.

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