Sometimes a headline is all you need, huh?

I guess I should explain. Proven badass Wesley Snipes isn’t going to actually kill hordes of zombies in the real world. But he will slaughter legions of undead for his new film. However, if an actual zombie outbreak occurs, I will definitely call on Snipes to assist me. I think he’s one of the only celebrities who would come in handy when the undead rise.

THR says Snipes will produce AND star in Outbreak Z, an action film to be directed by fight choreographer Chris Brewster. The plot concerns “two SWAT officers on a desperate hunt through an overrun college campus in search of a man who holds a vaccine to a zombie virus.” As expected, Snipes will play one of the SWAT officers. Also as expected, he’ll likely sling some one-liners and probably cut a head or two off. Maybe he’ll even say something like “Now you’re gonna zom-BE dead.” Hell, this thing writes itself!