Take care of your healers, kids. This one time, I was playing DPS/Offtank just for a change of pace and I ended up seducing a really good Mercy in my first game of the evening.

We teamed up after that. For the next several games, I protected her from flankers (and anyone else stupid enough to attack her). I often picked her up from spawn, thanked her for healing and rezzing me, and generally wooed her during each match setup with emotes/etc. In return, I never had to worry about getting heals and she rezzed me quite often. Symbiotic relationships, dude.

Plus protecting and taking care of a healer waifu was really rewarding on its own. I felt like a (very dashing and irresistibly charming) bad@$$ knight protecting a queen. (edit: no actual flirting was done, please don’t get the wrong idea. No mics or chat was used to “woo” her, I just treated my healer like any teammate should but doesn’t for some reason)

“You come here on MY payload, attacking MY healer? Hell no. Get that weaksauce outta here, I’ll smite your derriere six ways to Sunday!!”