Hello good Seddm. I must ask you a question for your specific expertise and obsession. In your view and opinion, what kind of boyfriend do you think Oskar would be to Star? Anything your insight would share on the workings of their hypothetical relationship would help greatly. I hope you're doing great and trashy.

You’ve come to the right empty husk of a man then! I’m going to try keeping things short and speculations to a minimum this time: I think he’d be a bad boyfriend. Not only is he the embodiment of what Star slowly outgrew during these two seasons -bad relationship with his mother, hate for rules, disregard for responsabilities, but he did get even worse as the episodes went (offscreen), getting to the point of dropping out of school



and, especially, in the only scene where he showed some personality so far, he “rejected reality”, getting annoyed at Star when she tried to point out the absurdity of what he was saying.

So not only is he living in his own world, but he actively refuses more down to Earth opinions. Now, I know that I said that I wouldn’t have speculated too much, but since this scene has been basically the first real introduction for the character, it’s hard for me not to see this as a way for the writers to tell and show that Oskar is absolutely not ready for a relationship, nor would have any real chemistry with Star -who doesn’t even like him anymore now.

So, while everyone (in fictional worlds, at least) can grow and improve, I don’t think it’s going to happen to Oskar anytime soon, and as things are now and are going to be in the foreseeable future, Oskar x Star is a no-no, in my opinion (I absolutely do not want to offend any shipper with this, I’m just making somewhat objective considerations based on the episodes!)