var seth_rich_MeGrimlock4 = [ { "t" : "Food trucks by the Mall" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4r9dim/food_trucks_by_the_mall/" , "p" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4r9dim/food_trucks_by_the_mall/d4zo5h3/" , "c" : "for the future, foodtruckfiesta.com " } , { "t" : "Well, he tried." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/MUlJbBQ.gifv" , "p" : "/r/aww/comments/4r7ary/well_he_tried/d4z7moi/" , "c" : "Lets stay in rampart" } , { "t" : "Elie Wiesel, Nobel Peace Prize laureate and renowned Holocaust survivor, dies at 87" , "u" : "http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/1.575072" , "p" : "/r/news/comments/4qykq2/elie_wiesel_nobel_peace_prize_laureate_and/d4x4y8m/" , "c" : " \" There are a thousand and one gates leading into the orchard of mystical truth. Every human being has his own gate. We must never make the mistake of wanting to enter the orchard by any gate but our own. To do this is dangerous for the one who enters and also for those who are already there. \" It's been a guiding quote for since I was 16. " } , { "t" : "Extreme bubble soccer." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/Ogtt6kU.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/4qn48h/extreme_bubble_soccer/d4uosst/" , "c" : "Ah, auto correct capitalized it. Thanks. " } , { "t" : "If you could have a threesome with any two people in the world, with the stipulation that their names had to rhyme, who would you choose?" , "u" : "/r/AskReddit/comments/4qlnnl/if_you_could_have_a_threesome_with_any_two_people/" , "c" : "Or a robot" } , { "t" : "Extreme bubble soccer." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/Ogtt6kU.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/4qn48h/extreme_bubble_soccer/d4umi16/" , "c" : "R/theocho" } , { "t" : "Never fails" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/lp4qsx9.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/4o13yd/never_fails/d491ler/" , "c" : "Or for bike commuters: Ugh, won poker night this week and get my back tire on my bike felt it was a good day to get destoyed and need to be replaced. Bye bye winnings." } , { "t" : "Never fails" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/lp4qsx9.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/4o13yd/never_fails/d491kda/" , "c" : "Ugh, won poker night this week and get my back tire on my bike felt it was a good day to get destoyed and need to be replaced. Bye bye winnings. " } , { "t" : "This is the Orlando SWAT officer who took a bullet to the helmet during the Pulse raid." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/nYMwcgc.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4nxdh0/this_is_the_orlando_swat_officer_who_took_a/d4837rw/" , "c" : "It'll come. That's why we go through it together. " } , { "t" : "Woo, yeahhhhh!!!" , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/JryHTug.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4nwaot/woo_yeahhhhh/d482jgn/" , "c" : "Dogs brain:in moving so fast therfore I must move my legs to keep up. " } , { "t" : "I cannot cat anymore" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/D6Tcpi4" , "p" : "/r/aww/comments/4nipj7/i_cannot_cat_anymore/d44fahf/" , "c" : "This is what the hang on there car should be..." } , { "t" : "Grilling Egyptian bread" , "u" : "https://gfycat.com/GlassMildFlycatcher" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/4ng0zg/grilling_egyptian_bread/d4444uc/" , "c" : "Caaaaaaaliente pocket" } , { "t" : "French police helping out in flooded neighborhood" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/noZECVK.gifv" , "p" : "/r/gifs/comments/4mypr2/french_police_helping_out_in_flooded_neighborhood/d3zmz60/" , "c" : "Just surrender already, France.jk, hope y'all are ok." } , { "t" : "[VIDEO] Brazen bike thief steals bike in broad daylight on L Street NW" , "u" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZglKwRHDGJA" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4mznce/video_brazen_bike_thief_steals_bike_in_broad/d3zmm8m/" , "c" : "Ugh, that's so disheartening that no one says anything or tries to stop him." } , { "t" : "I caught my chicken sleeping on the job [13 seconds]" , "u" : "https://youtu.be/u8VDbFUjHmI" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4mvo8f/i_caught_my_chicken_sleeping_on_the_job_13_seconds/d3z4253/" , "c" : "Why didn't you crow at it to show them how it feels?" } , { "t" : "29 days until the best day of the year, what are you getting to celebrate our great country?" , "u" : "/r/MURICA/comments/4mqhlu/29_days_until_the_best_day_of_the_year_what_are/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/MURICA/comments/4mqhlu/29_days_until_the_best_day_of_the_year_what_are/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "[SB Nation] The Big 12 might split into 2 divisions. Here's one OK proposal and some dumb ones." , "u" : "http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2016/6/4/11854468/big-12-divisions-realignment-championship-game" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/4mn88k/sb_nation_the_big_12_might_split_into_2_divisions/d3x6qmb/" , "c" : "We've been looking for a way to rehype the tunnel walk and I think this would make me cry with excitement as Sirius comes on and the lights pan up to Little Red waiting to drop in from the rafters! As the team's battle out and the buskers score a last minute touchdown to pull within 1, this only needing a PAT on the final :02 to score. Riley pauses, calls a timeout and switches out his Motorola headset out for an older but oddly familiar headset from the 80s. He's talking to another booth...the cameras desperately pan around to see who it is when they finally find someone saying to be talking to another booth all of a sudden it settles on someone mouthing 'go for it \" ...it's Tom. Riley send the offense out in the I formation and with a fullback up the middle Nebraska has finally restored the order....GBR. may have teared up while writing this and waiting for my gf to finish trying on new yoga pants." } , { "t" : "Did you ride an all-yellow road bike to work today and lock it near 1615 L St?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4m74pw/did_you_ride_an_allyellow_road_bike_to_work_today/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4m74pw/did_you_ride_an_allyellow_road_bike_to_work_today/d3t8gc7/" , "c" : "If the keys are kryptonite or abus, you can probably reach out to them as well since most people register their lock/keys." } , { "t" : "How many folks out there are using Split in dc rather than Lyft or Uber?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4lrc53/how_many_folks_out_there_are_using_split_in_dc/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4lrc53/how_many_folks_out_there_are_using_split_in_dc/d3pwkdx/" , "c" : "I have tomorrow off because I had to work all weekend, so I'm in the mids5 of watching hockey and getting drunk, but I've used split a lot and have really enjoyed it. Its still evolving so I also have critiques but I've been involved since it launched so I funnel them upwards and they seem to actually try to respond. But, I will add my thoughts tomorrow when I'm less busy. " } , { "t" : "How many folks out there are using Split in dc rather than Lyft or Uber?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4lrc53/how_many_folks_out_there_are_using_split_in_dc/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4lrc53/how_many_folks_out_there_are_using_split_in_dc/d3pwdsc/" , "c" : "I've been on split since it launched (kinda friends with founder). I have a blind account that was used for beta so no one within the company knows it's me. It depends on the conditions (like all ride apps) but if say consistently less than 10 mins so on days/times that I think it'll be heavy traffic, I just request before I finish getting ready. The nice thing is that no matter where I am, I can count on a fair price and 97% of the time, a good ride. If you're really in a rush, you need to just get a ride by yourself with another service, but if your going somewhere in between metro stops or bus routes, split will get you there in a decent time for a great rate. " } , { "t" : "Clay Matthews' move back outside begins in earnest at Packers OTAs" , "u" : "http://espn.go.com/blog/green-bay-packers/post/_/id/30240/clay-matthews-move-back-outside-begins-in-earnest-at-packers-otas" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/4kpof2/clay_matthews_move_back_outside_begins_in_earnest/d3h754b/" , "c" : "I really hope we sign Neal again. I'd like another familiar face up front. " } , { "t" : "A few folks here seemed to like the idea of T-Shirts in support of the Metro GM. ALL proceeds go to local charities. Mods, apologies if this violates Rule 2." , "u" : "http://www.cafepress.com/inpaulwetrust" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4klajd/a_few_folks_here_seemed_to_like_the_idea_of/d3gsga5/" , "c" : "http://dcist.com/2016/05/in_paul_we_trust_shirts_let_you_wea.php has found us" } , { "t" : "30/M/US Peace Corps Community Health Volunteer" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/1fNe5Wi" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/comments/4kjib1/30mus_peace_corps_community_health_volunteer/d3fkea5/" , "c" : "Thanks for your service. " } , { "t" : "PETITION: Urge DDOT to Create a Two-Way Protected Bike Lane on R Street" , "u" : "https://www.change.org/p/district-of-columbia-department-of-transportation-urge-ddot-to-create-a-two-way-protected-bike-lane-on-r-street" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/bikedc/comments/4jrwnf/petition_urge_ddot_to_create_a_twoway_protected/d3fey1i/" , "c" : "The construction on r street is slowly killing me. That road between Florida and metro branch is really bad and I keep getting forced into the middle of the road because of crews. " } , { "t" : "Dogs chase each other at K9 fun zone" , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/eyMSTBe.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4k9d4a/dogs_chase_each_other_at_k9_fun_zone/d3deuwm/" , "c" : "I can't tell which is smarter" } , { "t" : "TIL that Google CEO, Larry Page, has a health condition that is slowly removing his ability to speak." , "u" : "http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-05-14/larry-page-explains-what-happened-to-his-voice" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/4k7drr/til_that_google_ceo_larry_page_has_a_health/d3dd107/" , "c" : "My mother actually had a very similar issues, though hers has progressed much slower. She thinks it started before I was born but wasn't really noticable to other until the last 15-20 years. I can tell a difference from when I was younger and I feel like a slight difference when I go home, but I don't pick up on it on the ohone. One of her vocal chords is paralysed (that's how it was explained to me, may not be medically accurate) so her voices gets worn out quickly. She also has a pretty bad cough as a result of it. " } , { "t" : "How to keep a runner from going 1st to 3rd" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/3RM2Y8Y.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4k8t9a/how_to_keep_a_runner_from_going_1st_to_3rd/d3dbwwm/" , "c" : "And baseball players won't let him forget that for years. Constant fake throws in any context possible. " } , { "t" : "Once you go black tongue you never go back" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/AmqaIyE.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4k99lo/once_you_go_black_tongue_you_never_go_back/d3dbsej/" , "c" : "That's someone that loves her job. I like her. " } , { "t" : "We rescued Petrol from underneath a car covered in, well, you guessed it. Now everytime we walk the dogs she goes with us and acts as though she's protecting us from everything." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/2ZPn2kb" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4k8895/we_rescued_petrol_from_underneath_a_car_covered/d3da4rn/" , "c" : "I would've gone with 'old dinosaur bones' but petrol is cute too. " } , { "t" : "Uhmm.. I'll just pretend I'm invisible..." , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/38naGao.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/4jvv4p/uhmm_ill_just_pretend_im_invisible/d3arui9/" , "c" : "I work on the 3rd floor next to a window and there is a ledge of sorts that has the ac units on it. Every once in a while a repair man will appear in my peripheraland it always startled me. Also, he's never waved back. " } , { "t" : "Uber w/dog" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4jy7vx/uber_wdog/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4jy7vx/uber_wdog/d3akyeo/" , "c" : "How big of a dog?" } , { "t" : "Who's your road trip buddy?" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/MlMrX3o.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4jrodr/whos_your_road_trip_buddy/d39sec3/" , "c" : "I'd watch a reality show about his travels. " } , { "t" : "Jarryd Hayne Announces Retirement from the NFL" , "u" : "http://www.49ers.com/news/article-2/Jarryd-Hayne-Announces-Retirement-from-the-NFL/e3a7c5f8-d5b0-41e8-b216-c623a33387ab?sf26322814=1" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/4jgxu1/jarryd_hayne_announces_retirement_from_the_nfl/d36uql2/" , "c" : "The ears are what make it special. " } , { "t" : "Cant even tell the difference" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/6KKSoTU.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/4j8qop/cant_even_tell_the_difference/d34xq9z/" , "c" : "Mallory " } , { "t" : "My boyfriend's cat, Marty. He loves being held like this." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/6Q96H2d.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4j7tn7/my_boyfriends_cat_marty_he_loves_being_held_like/d34w0ao/" , "c" : "The libyans, they found me " } , { "t" : "Shaw (8th and V NW) vs H Street (2nd and H NE)?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4j8bdu/shaw_8th_and_v_nw_vs_h_street_2nd_and_h_ne/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4j8bdu/shaw_8th_and_v_nw_vs_h_street_2nd_and_h_ne/d34k3hz/" , "c" : "Tell me stories about money." } , { "t" : "Let's talk Police Week 2016" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4j244u/lets_talk_police_week_2016/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4j244u/lets_talk_police_week_2016/d33j1f9/" , "c" : "That feeling when suddenly there are just guns everywhere in the train. Every year I see drunk armed cops. I hAve no reason to be nervous around police (most days) but police week always puts me on edge. " } , { "t" : "Cyclists of DC: How do you bike to work and not look like a hot sweaty mess when you get there?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4j0bnu/cyclists_of_dc_how_do_you_bike_to_work_and_not/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4j0bnu/cyclists_of_dc_how_do_you_bike_to_work_and_not/d32taor/" , "c" : "My friend who has to wear a suit everyday uses this http://henty.cc/us/shop/wingman/ . I always ride to the gym down the street, shower, change and pack my clothes into a pannier. They're only packed in for 30 minutes or so and don't get too wrinkled usually. " } , { "t" : "Its nice to have friends" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/jXAlkfr.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4iy15z/its_nice_to_have_friends/d32qiet/" , "c" : "I'd watch this buddy cop movie. " } , { "t" : "Rare Sperm Whale Encounter with ROV | Nautilus Live" , "u" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkBpummjR5I&t=1m56s" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4ivay2/rare_sperm_whale_encounter_with_rov_nautilus_live/d31t3pg/" , "c" : "Go to the beginning to see it show up. I think them focusing in on it is cooler than the close up." } , { "t" : "Baby fox playing with a husky." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/1XjbGZc.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4isjv7/baby_fox_playing_with_a_husky/d31btvh/" , "c" : "So are huskies any closer related to foxes that say a pug?" } , { "t" : "Baby fox playing with a husky." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/1XjbGZc.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4isjv7/baby_fox_playing_with_a_husky/d30xflt/" , "c" : "How closely are these two species related?" } , { "t" : "Mount Vernon has smoke in tunnel, gr/yl delayed." , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4ip9c7/mount_vernon_has_smoke_in_tunnel_gryl_delayed/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4ip9c7/mount_vernon_has_smoke_in_tunnel_gryl_delayed/d3040ld/" , "c" : "I was on a train at Shaw waiting for 15 mins before they announced that there was smoke in the tunnel. I got out and got a split and saw fire trucks and ems setting up outside my Vernon. Never saw a confirmed report, but was trying to let others know to avoid line. " } , { "t" : "Mount Vernon has smoke in tunnel, gr/yl delayed." , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4ip9c7/mount_vernon_has_smoke_in_tunnel_gryl_delayed/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4ip9c7/mount_vernon_has_smoke_in_tunnel_gryl_delayed/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "Cat displays neat acrobatic skills on a chair" , "u" : "https://gfycat.com/FirmPepperyBufeo" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4i4oah/cat_displays_neat_acrobatic_skills_on_a_chair/d2v8j3o/" , "c" : "Dat core" } , { "t" : "Confusing dogs with a dog mask" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/9xfZCA7.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4hwoln/confusing_dogs_with_a_dog_mask/d2tdxsj/" , "c" : "That's a lotta shiba" } , { "t" : "Floppy Floof!" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/Orfwjiu.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4hueg1/floppy_floof/d2tclbz/" , "c" : "Thanks homer" } , { "t" : "I don't think she likes her new hat." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/0HlXVnX.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4gkfqe/i_dont_think_she_likes_her_new_hat/d2iusg4/" , "c" : "Jane cat?" } , { "t" : "101 years ago today, the Ottoman Turks officially began the Genocide of Armenians, Greeks, and Assyrians. Here is a photograph of my Great-Grandfather [top middle] and his family after escaping the death marches and arriving in France circa 1923." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/Q7vpJ7J.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4g84k5/101_years_ago_today_the_ottoman_turks_officially/d2g1yfv/" , "c" : "May we never forget our history. " } , { "t" : "75lbs down - first time I'm actually looking forward to bikini season!" , "u" : "https://i.reddituploads.com/9906493c89bb46fa9b999f3d0f59ee8c?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=9a762044db0ff3ec871bb5178ba7f424" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4g8sz0/75lbs_down_first_time_im_actually_looking_forward/d2g1f00/" , "c" : "You gotta look at you at the very beginning and where you are now. Week to week is tough but it adds up. I left my old job but saw people months later at a party and was shocked how many compliments I got. Just keep at it. " } , { "t" : "Gotcha" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/SZDlwcG.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4g9vwd/gotcha/d2fvqte/" , "c" : "Is that an Amarillo?" } , { "t" : "Popped up on my fb feed and I had to share with Reddit..." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/gallery/lc4Jd" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4fwr3p/popped_up_on_my_fb_feed_and_i_had_to_share_with/d2d2iwo/" , "c" : "What is she reading? Cover looks weird." } , { "t" : "Got into my first Bicycle vs. Vehicle accident today." , "u" : "/r/bikecommuting/comments/4fwkxo/got_into_my_first_bicycle_vs_vehicle_accident/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/bikecommuting/comments/4fwkxo/got_into_my_first_bicycle_vs_vehicle_accident/d2cnxks/" , "c" : "Do you have a local bike association? Of so, reach out to them as they can be really helpful. If not, look into if the city has any transportation commission as some,times they house resources for accidents. If you have renters insurance, it'll likely cover your bike if the driver doesn't. Either way, file a police report asap for documentation. Photos of your injuries will help if this somehow ends up in mediation or court. Glad your not too banged up! Pedal on!" } , { "t" : "Probably a repost, but it made me laugh" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/jSulQIH.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4fv5zl/probably_a_repost_but_it_made_me_laugh/d2cdzhd/" , "c" : "Can we not out his face out there more. His victims deserve memorial, not him. " } , { "t" : "Kitten thinks he's a tough guy" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/4AJUGBf.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4fuq26/kitten_thinks_hes_a_tough_guy/d2cb67j/" , "c" : "Nice tailwhip move" } , { "t" : "He cracked open a pen. Blue footprints everywhere!" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/l0rKkne" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4f66ic/he_cracked_open_a_pen_blue_footprints_everywhere/d26e1ep/" , "c" : "This pen is re.....BLUE!" } , { "t" : "Is there a way to watch the Spring Game on television?" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/4etenw/is_there_a_way_to_watch_the_spring_game_on/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/4etenw/is_there_a_way_to_watch_the_spring_game_on/d24l3zc/" , "c" : "Espn has this :When to watch: Kickoff is set for 1 p.m. The scrimmage will be televised on the Big Ten Network at 4 p.m CT on Saturday and streamed live on BTN's app.http://espn.go.com/blog/bigten/post/_/id/132277/nebraska-cornhuskers-spring-game-preview" } , { "t" : "Adrian Shine, the leader of the Loch Ness Project, looks exactly like how I imagined the leader of the Loch Ness Project looks like" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/PV5tpOE.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4et00v/adrian_shine_the_leader_of_the_loch_ness_project/d23gg7a/" , "c" : "I want him to tell me bed time stories. " } , { "t" : "Thats not yours, Human." , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/OAYj6ww.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4ejafa/thats_not_yours_human/d21rk2m/" , "c" : "This is why video was invented. Please share." } , { "t" : "I have epilepsy. I keep getting hounded about getting my license, but I think it's safer to stay off the road." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/9RG1FSl" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/4egymx/i_have_epilepsy_i_keep_getting_hounded_about/d20ofeh/" , "c" : "That sucks, but I can't help but picture tina driving. " } , { "t" : "Bath time for two" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/wdPBfAp" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4ed573/bath_time_for_two/d1zddgw/" , "c" : "Well he is a pit..." } , { "t" : "While you were gone we arranged many wonderous treats for you upstairs. Please ascend and enjoy." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/WawzgOL.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4ea7fr/while_you_were_gone_we_arranged_many_wonderous/d1ylv09/" , "c" : "Feels like a trap" } , { "t" : " \" You've confused us, human. \" " , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/EDzXtGB.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4e8vhy/youve_confused_us_human/d1y6nev/" , "c" : "The ears just make me giggle" } , { "t" : "Finally I get to try what this hooman always drinks..." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/jH4jf3u" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4dy0mn/finally_i_get_to_try_what_this_hooman_always/d1vnliv/" , "c" : "That was a good belly laugh" } , { "t" : "Batting Cages?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4dwo8v/batting_cages/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4dwo8v/batting_cages/d1v76oo/" , "c" : "FYI, I know that field is permitted, so you'll probably have to yeild to permits/deal with parks patrol." } , { "t" : "Cheap food deals for every day of the week" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4drgjh/cheap_food_deals_for_every_day_of_the_week/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4drgjh/cheap_food_deals_for_every_day_of_the_week/d1uk4wd/" , "c" : "Lou's does different food specials every day except Wednesday when it's half off drafts all night. " } , { "t" : "Timing Is Important" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/AY6cFSl.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4du7ke/timing_is_important/d1ujtve/" , "c" : "That wipe out" } , { "t" : "It snowed in my hometown today and someone decided to go exploring" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/cNC7qCi" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4dov3v/it_snowed_in_my_hometown_today_and_someone/d1t9afg/" , "c" : "Did it look like an fluffed up owl to anyone else?" } , { "t" : "New Hype video. I enjoyed it. Can't wait for the fall!" , "u" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hZnetKmy5Q" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/4dnzd5/new_hype_video_i_enjoyed_it_cant_wait_for_the_fall/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "Pinhead wheel locks vs double locks?" , "u" : "/r/bikecommuting/comments/4di0dp/pinhead_wheel_locks_vs_double_locks/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/bikecommuting/comments/4di0dp/pinhead_wheel_locks_vs_double_locks/d1ricc4/" , "c" : "I have one step under that lock. Do you have pin heads on both wheels?" } , { "t" : "Pinhead wheel locks vs double locks?" , "u" : "/r/bikecommuting/comments/4di0dp/pinhead_wheel_locks_vs_double_locks/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/bikecommuting/comments/4di0dp/pinhead_wheel_locks_vs_double_locks/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "We have reached 10 million subscribers!" , "u" : "https://youtu.be/PATapIobiso?t=60" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4detdt/we_have_reached_10_million_subscribers/d1qc7kt/" , "c" : "Profit?" } , { "t" : "Bust a move." , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/zTeCKbU.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4d2ygs/bust_a_move/d1no78g/" , "c" : "Did that dog just dab?" } , { "t" : "Visiting DC - the metro" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/4ctkiu/visiting_dc_the_metro/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/4ctkiu/visiting_dc_the_metro/d1lho3c/" , "c" : "I echo what others say, but add two things. For a lot of dc, moving two people via a car may be about the same price as train when you combine the two people's fares so I'd always encourage you to check that. Also, along that line, check out an app called split which is a ridesharing service. It isn't as quick as a cab, but quicker and more direct than the metro for a similar price. PM me if you want a promo code." } , { "t" : "Staples is closing. What will they liquidate?" , "u" : "/r/Frugal/comments/4clyrn/staples_is_closing_what_will_they_liquidate/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/4clyrn/staples_is_closing_what_will_they_liquidate/d1jm870/" , "c" : "Yeah. I was wondering if they were doing little things like screen cleaner etc. I'll probably just periodically check. " } , { "t" : "Staples is closing. What will they liquidate?" , "u" : "/r/Frugal/comments/4clyrn/staples_is_closing_what_will_they_liquidate/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Frugal/comments/4clyrn/staples_is_closing_what_will_they_liquidate/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "Harley does not approve of puppy jail" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/U2h8wRZ" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4cffqk/harley_does_not_approve_of_puppy_jail/d1i5ajg/" , "c" : "I can post some once I get home. We had 1-3 while I was growin up and one would probably go through a 40 lbs bag in 3ish weeks depending on their age/time of the year. It's more important to make sure they aren't overfed rather than being concerned that they need to eat so much because how big they are. " } , { "t" : "Harley does not approve of puppy jail" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/U2h8wRZ" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4cffqk/harley_does_not_approve_of_puppy_jail/d1hxnk3/" , "c" : "Our newfs ran through a wood fence once but wouldn't push a cardboard box out of the doorway. Big dogs are strange. " } , { "t" : "Puppy basket" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/wvkZJxV.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4bryx4/puppy_basket/d1cgtn8/" , "c" : "Something very similar to this is how we got my first dog. I was 4ish and my parents had me sit in a corner of a room at our friends house (they bred newfoundlands) and there was another kid in the other corner. friends brought in the litter (maybe 1.5 month old) in a basket, and topped it over. One pup made a bee line for me and and that's how Captain chose me to be his human. He was my best friend for 15 years. " } , { "t" : "Bernie Sanders' campaign has officially served the Democratic National Committee (DNC) with its lawsuit over access to party voter files, it said Thursday in a court filing." , "u" : "http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/dem-primaries/274219-sanders-campaign-keeps-lawsuit-against-dnc-alive" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/4bsv80/bernie_sanders_campaign_has_officially_served_the/d1cetfa/" , "c" : "Super editorialized post title " } , { "t" : "Very important life lesson about to be learned! in 3...2..." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/jtWWNb7.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4au65r/very_important_life_lesson_about_to_be_learned_in/d13vtu2/" , "c" : "At first I thought the cat was tying off his vein. " } , { "t" : "Italian referee demonstrates amazing restraint after getting blindsided by a player he just kicked out of the game." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/onfEzuN.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4ahphf/italian_referee_demonstrates_amazing_restraint/d10icqm/" , "c" : "My brother tore his mcl because a kid did this (wasn't immediately after a card, but a few minutes later) to him when he was reffing a game. Hopefully the jackass was suspended or jumped in the parking lot. " } , { "t" : "Is that really you??" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/fd41VR2.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4adi4f/is_that_really_you/d0zkd2j/" , "c" : "That rooster was about to rain hell right as this cut out. Chickens are dicks. " } , { "t" : "Asthmatic otter using an inhaler" , "u" : "https://gfycat.com/CraftyEnragedBlacklab" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/49dvat/asthmatic_otter_using_an_inhaler/d0r73ew/" , "c" : "That shake at the end....'Thanks, human'" } , { "t" : "Laying down with my newfie." , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/gucLGKy.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/48yiah/laying_down_with_my_newfie/d0o2dgg/" , "c" : "I like to slide mine around when she falls asleep on hard wood or tile floors" } , { "t" : "We are Al Wilson, Ray Austin, Andy Dolich, and the other new owners of Project FANchise, an IFL team where fans vote on every decision. AMA!" , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/48surb/we_are_al_wilson_ray_austin_andy_dolich_and_the/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/48surb/we_are_al_wilson_ray_austin_andy_dolich_and_the/d0mhfs1/" , "c" : "Ahhh! I woke up sick today, but I'm feeling great now. Didn't expect that I'd get to speak with one of my heroes today. Keep being you so that once I get my hands on one of your packer's jersey, I can wear it with pride." } , { "t" : "We are Al Wilson, Ray Austin, Andy Dolich, and the other new owners of Project FANchise, an IFL team where fans vote on every decision. AMA!" , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/48surb/we_are_al_wilson_ray_austin_andy_dolich_and_the/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/48surb/we_are_al_wilson_ray_austin_andy_dolich_and_the/d0mfcwt/" , "c" : "/u/ahmanrg30 You are my favorite player, and I'm pretty sure you're the reason I'm a packers fan. I went to Central High, but I was a bit too young to remember watching you play there (though I was definitely at some of your games). I vividly remember watching you play in Memorial stadium and that '97 season is when I fell in love with football. I was in school at Creighton when you were with the Nighthawks and got to see one of the teams wins before I moved away from Nebraska. I often get a lot of grief when people ask how I can be a packers fan without being from Wisconsin, but I always try to tell them about how I grew up watching you play and that it just seemed natural to keep cheering for you. I've always looked up to you and the way you carried yourself off the field and consider you one of the shining examples of what football should like. Thank you for being an amazing man whom I've had the honor of cheering on. Since I'm supposed to ask you a question, what do you think of the different fan bases you've had behind you? Were they similar? Nebraska and Wisconsin fans have similar reputations for being die hard and always having high expectations. Though the nighthawks didn't really get off the ground, they sold out every game and seemed to have immediate buy in. If you had to pick one to have behind you, which would it be and what does it mean to have that?" } , { "t" : "How busy do the DC breweries get?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/47v3ft/how_busy_do_the_dc_breweries_get/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/47v3ft/how_busy_do_the_dc_breweries_get/d0fvwhp/" , "c" : "This why I'm suggesting you go now. " } , { "t" : "How busy do the DC breweries get?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/47v3ft/how_busy_do_the_dc_breweries_get/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/47v3ft/how_busy_do_the_dc_breweries_get/d0fsq6i/" , "c" : "If you're considering bluejacket, it's definitely less busy now than during the summer. " } , { "t" : "Winston and his friend, Giraffe." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/PDBHHrU" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/47q2tg/winston_and_his_friend_giraffe/d0fc3xh/" , "c" : "I swear I know brown newfie named winston. This is going to bug me. My folks currently have Ella" } , { "t" : "Winston and his friend, Giraffe." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/PDBHHrU" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/47q2tg/winston_and_his_friend_giraffe/d0fb8ij/" , "c" : "I KNOW WINSTON! I think I do. Did he come from HANC rescue?" } , { "t" : "Serious hunting is serious. Wiggle!" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/J2fYl0D.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/47g1du/serious_hunting_is_serious_wiggle/d0dcalp/" , "c" : "Wait until you can see the whites of their eyes...then unleash hell. HOLD!...HOLD!.....loose! " } , { "t" : "World's happiest dog can not stop jumping on this trampoline" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/WsTT5GZ.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/46tndg/worlds_happiest_dog_can_not_stop_jumping_on_this/d08ijej/" , "c" : "Happiest dog in the world, now that's a contest I could get into." } , { "t" : "Epic cat fight" , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/iol0tuL.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/46pjn1/epic_cat_fight/d07cx5l/" , "c" : "Cat air bending?" } , { "t" : "S06E16 Spoilers - Disclosure - My thoughts" , "u" : "/r/Stargate/comments/46gh6x/s06e16_spoilers_disclosure_my_thoughts/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Stargate/comments/46gh6x/s06e16_spoilers_disclosure_my_thoughts/d05hngy/" , "c" : "👆" } , { "t" : "FUMBLEROOSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/jfjbzaJ.gif" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/46fzns/fumblerooskiiiiiiiiiiiiiii/d04za02/" , "c" : "See what you hit" } , { "t" : "Tiny horse with a tiny hop" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/lLBcgod.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/46fe6o/tiny_horse_with_a_tiny_hop/d04z4p1/" , "c" : "That form was impressive." } , { "t" : "Autism Assistance dog never leaves his masters side, even in hospital.." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/cCChWRP.png" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/46fmqx/autism_assistance_dog_never_leaves_his_masters/d04rp02/" , "c" : " \" and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death \" " } , { "t" : "I'm gonna go touch the butt" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/li9KPAD.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/46dgj9/im_gonna_go_touch_the_butt/d049tzk/" , "c" : "He touched the butt!" } , { "t" : "Getting a haircut" , "u" : "https://gfycat.com/CommonDescriptiveFieldspaniel" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/45emk1/getting_a_haircut/czxqzpq/" , "c" : "Is that ben carson as a dog?" } , { "t" : "Cats on the street come to my dog for protection" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/MIJqdcL.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/44fwka/cats_on_the_street_come_to_my_dog_for_protection/czq7j9u/" , "c" : "No I just made a scheulel, offered her transportation, and made sure the guys paid her for the dates. She gave me a percentage of what they paid. https://youtu.be/sUsogi5Ztwk" } , { "t" : "Today marks the 5 year anniversary of Super Bowl XLV." , "u" : "/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/44ggp7/today_marks_the_5_year_anniversary_of_super_bowl/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/44ggp7/today_marks_the_5_year_anniversary_of_super_bowl/czq77rw/" , "c" : "I can totally see myself doing that and being so set for the grand reveal only to be like 'fuck, cmon technology, go faster!'" } , { "t" : "Rapper bonds with Walgreens employees over Busta Rhymes" , "u" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9DRaSXhIBY" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/43srbv/rapper_bonds_with_walgreens_employees_over_busta/czkt0n4/" , "c" : "Busta did a whole contest around people trying to do that flow." } , { "t" : "90 Precincts not correctly staffed: DNC asking to \" recreate the caucus \" " , "u" : "http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=228002.0" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/43szur/90_precincts_not_correctly_staffed_dnc_asking_to/czksnz5/" , "c" : "DNC doesn't control the caucus. It's the state party that controls the rules and process." } , { "t" : "Bulldog puppy has a little trouble rolling over." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/SVyB6zO.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/43rxdv/bulldog_puppy_has_a_little_trouble_rolling_over/czkoi6b/" , "c" : "He looks scared..." } , { "t" : "GB wants Eddie Lacy to lose 30 pounds. He's committed to it, thru camp or fitness program" , "u" : "https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/694194092499009536?s=09" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/43p87d/gb_wants_eddie_lacy_to_lose_30_pounds_hes/czjx87u/" , "c" : "We're in it with you, buddy! #loseitlikelacy" } , { "t" : "I'm 6'7 \" and I took this picture at neck height. This dude's a beast." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/8Q5iZor.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/42xvoc/im_67_and_i_took_this_picture_at_neck_height_this/czepevy/" , "c" : "Yours is trying to seduce me" } , { "t" : "So many wagging puppy tails" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/wLr6yuk.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/42l8te/so_many_wagging_puppy_tails/czbbp6v/" , "c" : "The pink one has a teardrop tattoo/spot going on" } , { "t" : "Cheetah and Yellow Lab Play Together in the Snow at the Metro Richmond (Virginia) Zoo [1:43]" , "u" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMzLACMPkaU" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/42j7eu/cheetah_and_yellow_lab_play_together_in_the_snow/czb2ew4/" , "c" : "Ha, the dog gets distracted by and chases down the leaf." } , { "t" : "The pandas woke up to a surprise at the Smithsonian National Zoo today" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/OsBynvn.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/42c1nq/the_pandas_woke_up_to_a_surprise_at_the/cz9ju7b/" , "c" : "http://dcist.com/2016/01/tian_tian_snow.php" } , { "t" : "My cat will stay like this till I shake his hand,,,,, then he does it again :)" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/5K3BHLF.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/428jzd/my_cat_will_stay_like_this_till_i_shake_his_hand/cz940y5/" , "c" : "I'd be afraid that you keep agreeing to evil deals" } , { "t" : "Tian Tian, the panda, is having a pretty great time in the snow." , "u" : "https://twitter.com/NationalZoo/status/690915532539838464" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/42bav8/tian_tian_the_panda_is_having_a_pretty_great_time/cz91lgw/" , "c" : "-dcist article" } , { "t" : "Free-throw distraction taken to the next level" , "u" : "https://gfycat.com/ElectricUnimportantAsianwaterbuffalo" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4220ep/freethrow_distraction_taken_to_the_next_level/cz7f29t/" , "c" : "Espn did a little story on him" } , { "t" : "UpvotedBecauseGirl" , "u" : "http://gfycat.com/LinearVainDragonfly" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/41uvtx/upvotedbecausegirl/cz5j7se/" , "c" : "If someone put upvotes on their hands as they pointed, I think that'd make it even better." } , { "t" : "The many ears of Luna" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/aj6zMX2" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/41n205/the_many_ears_of_luna/cz403r1/" , "c" : "Do you ever try to put them into new positions? Like when try your hair out in new styles when it's wet?" } , { "t" : "The NFL confirmed this morning that its rules do not require a coin to actually flip during the coin toss." , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/41eb7a/the_nfl_confirmed_this_morning_that_its_rules_do/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/41eb7a/the_nfl_confirmed_this_morning_that_its_rules_do/cz22rmd/" , "c" : "Bloody Mary with a beer chaser. " } , { "t" : "Man today fucking sucks" , "u" : "/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/41egta/man_today_fucking_sucks/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/41egta/man_today_fucking_sucks/cz1y6gx/" , "c" : "So hung over " } , { "t" : "Cheers my fellow pack, tough loss, good season" , "u" : "http://www.imgur.com/Oo8jML8.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/41c3ug/cheers_my_fellow_pack_tough_loss_good_season/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "Please bow your head..." , "u" : "/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/41ajw9/please_bow_your_head/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/41ajw9/please_bow_your_head/cz15n9u/" , "c" : "Amen" } , { "t" : "Invitation to Rams fans" , "u" : "/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/40pkq7/invitation_to_rams_fans/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/40pkq7/invitation_to_rams_fans/cywrhj2/" , "c" : "Oh and now you don't need cold weather gear. You're now naturally adept to the cold. " } , { "t" : "I got this." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/tNFCdDL.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/40lxht/i_got_this/cyvfd8m/" , "c" : "Hello my old friend. I haven't seen this in quite some time. " } , { "t" : "View at the end of the game!" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/PQFDT6H.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/40fh7z/view_at_the_end_of_the_game/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "We Got This: Jordy in D.C." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/8LPWmsZ.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/40csu3/we_got_this_jordy_in_dc/cytscks/" , "c" : "Post game! There was a Jordy chant going!" } , { "t" : "The cutest of thieves." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/ftIknWx.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4029ua/the_cutest_of_thieves/cyr2ipk/" , "c" : "The sounds!!!!!!" } , { "t" : "Guy catching a fish at a fish market in Seattle" , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/GL9N5vO.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4022or/guy_catching_a_fish_at_a_fish_market_in_seattle/cyr2giw/" , "c" : "Did the worker start a WWE pin count?" } , { "t" : "Guy catching a fish at a fish market in Seattle" , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/GL9N5vO.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4022or/guy_catching_a_fish_at_a_fish_market_in_seattle/cyr2enw/" , "c" : "HE MADE A FOOTBALL MOVE!" } , { "t" : "Slow-mo of catching a carrot. His skills never fail to impress." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/arP2Otg.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3zyxx0/slowmo_of_catching_a_carrot_his_skills_never_fail/cyqdyoi/" , "c" : "I love the warm up lick." } , { "t" : "Packers Pep Rally in Arlington!" , "u" : "/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3zqknm/packers_pep_rally_in_arlington/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3zqknm/packers_pep_rally_in_arlington/cyoyid9/" , "c" : "I too will be hoping the or/bl/sv won't be on fire so I can get there with some time to tailgate. We really just need a designated tail gate car for the hour ride out there." } , { "t" : "Favor to anyone going to the Game on Sunday" , "u" : "/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3zre9q/favor_to_anyone_going_to_the_game_on_sunday/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3zre9q/favor_to_anyone_going_to_the_game_on_sunday/cyoyfci/" , "c" : "I'll be there. If I get one, I'm going to give it to my gf, but I'm going with another pack friend who may not want his so put me down as a maybe. Can you PM/respond sunday morning so I don't forget?" } , { "t" : "The towel they're handing out on Sunday. Might look silly if GB plays well." , "u" : "https://twitter.com/redskins/status/684394817854517248" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3zrgjj/the_towel_theyre_handing_out_on_sunday_might_look/cyoycdk/" , "c" : "I'm going to the game and as of now it's saying there is a chance of rain in the morning, so this be great to wipe my seat with. Also, my gf is a huge MSU fan (Cousins was the qb when she was in school) so this counts as a good souvenir for her. " } , { "t" : "McCarthy: “We’re going to Washington to win. We’re in the playoffs. We’re fully aware of what people may think of us...I don't really care (what people think).”" , "u" : "http://blog.packers.com/2016/01/06/news-now-playoffs-chance-for-packers-to-clean-up-our-house/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3zr4f4/mccarthy_were_going_to_washington_to_win_were_in/cyojb9s/" , "c" : "I'll be there in my green and being loud and proud! GO PACK GO!" } , { "t" : "A personal silver lining to the Packers being a wildcard team!" , "u" : "/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3zf7bn/a_personal_silver_lining_to_the_packers_being_a/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3zf7bn/a_personal_silver_lining_to_the_packers_being_a/cym554n/" , "c" : "Right there with you buddy! We bought our tickets last night about twenty minutes after the game ended. We're using our winnings from getting 1st and 2nd in fantasy to go. GO PACK GO!" } , { "t" : "The Denver Broncos have clinched home-field advantage in the AFC." , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/3zced3/the_denver_broncos_have_clinched_homefield/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3zced3/the_denver_broncos_have_clinched_homefield/cyl1ksj/" , "c" : "I want some kind of play in the sb where they do a weird split back formation and somehow one passes to the other for the game wining drive. " } , { "t" : "Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings (10-5) at Green Bay Packers (10-5)" , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/3zcgbo/game_thread_minnesota_vikings_105_at_green_bay/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3zcgbo/game_thread_minnesota_vikings_105_at_green_bay/cyl0lwt/" , "c" : "Clays beard is looking gloriously full." } , { "t" : "Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings (10-5) at Green Bay Packers (10-5)" , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/3zcgbo/game_thread_minnesota_vikings_105_at_green_bay/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3zcgbo/game_thread_minnesota_vikings_105_at_green_bay/cyl0c55/" , "c" : "It's my birthday and all I want is the North championsip belt! Bring it home pack! (though if we lose, I can go to the game in Washington so that works too)" } , { "t" : "4 QBs (Palmer, Bortles, Cousins and Wilson) are within 200 yards of setting their team's single season passing record." , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/3yxpjv/4_qbs_palmer_bortles_cousins_and_wilson_are/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3yxpjv/4_qbs_palmer_bortles_cousins_and_wilson_are/cyhpyei/" , "c" : "I dont wish injury upon any player (well most) but if y'all wanna fight each other and get some suspensions, have at it! To help motivate you both, I heard the other team say they're the better bird...claw his eyes out!" } , { "t" : "[Game Thread] FOSTER FARM'S BOWL: Nebraska @ UCLA (9:15 PM ET)" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3ycnyn/game_thread_foster_farms_bowl_nebraska_ucla_915/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3ycnyn/game_thread_foster_farms_bowl_nebraska_ucla_915/cychwks/" , "c" : "Just run, please just run" } , { "t" : "[Game Thread] FOSTER FARM'S BOWL: Nebraska @ UCLA (9:15 PM ET)" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3ycnyn/game_thread_foster_farms_bowl_nebraska_ucla_915/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3ycnyn/game_thread_foster_farms_bowl_nebraska_ucla_915/cychcva/" , "c" : "Boooo that was a dirty late but to a guy already on the ground. Cmon, let's play better. " } , { "t" : "[Game Thread] FOSTER FARM'S BOWL: Nebraska @ UCLA (9:15 PM ET)" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3ycnyn/game_thread_foster_farms_bowl_nebraska_ucla_915/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3ycnyn/game_thread_foster_farms_bowl_nebraska_ucla_915/cyccv7x/" , "c" : "So it's gonna be weird chicken singing commercials all game long?" } , { "t" : "My mom has a mop with a cute face" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/evLWqzZ" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3xwfn6/my_mom_has_a_mop_with_a_cute_face/cy8srha/" , "c" : "Looks like an otter..." } , { "t" : "Honey is the dog from Up in real life" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/PLs7Ygj.jpg?1" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3xtv0e/honey_is_the_dog_from_up_in_real_life/cy7v64i/" , "c" : "I believe it's actually Dug." } , { "t" : "NFL discussing discipline for Odell Beckham Jr. this morning, but based on conversations with league sources, a 1-game suspension is likely." , "u" : "/r/fantasyfootball/comments/3xpavn/nfl_discussing_discipline_for_odell_beckham_jr/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/3xpavn/nfl_discussing_discipline_for_odell_beckham_jr/cy702o9/" , "c" : "It's official. He's out against Minneapolis. Fucking god damn it. " } , { "t" : "A super cute kitten is climbing a tree" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/I61yu.png" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3xgs3q/a_super_cute_kitten_is_climbing_a_tree/cy4ogdb/" , "c" : " \" I should sound the human alarm \" meowing intesifies" } , { "t" : "3 Innocent looking ferrets" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/MU161oP.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3xd8h6/3_innocent_looking_ferrets/cy3sm2j/" , "c" : "Something is about to be stolen..." } , { "t" : "Best buds" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/CbhkuzS" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3x9lks/best_buds/cy2xzu8/" , "c" : "As a kid, I was always so happy when my dog would lay down with me and stay while I napped. They had long for and got got so they usually wanted something touching them. " } , { "t" : "Diesel is not amused" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/bfiJHd5" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3x4rhg/diesel_is_not_amused/cy28b2p/" , "c" : "Good to know the crazy looking one is consistent from picture to picture. " } , { "t" : "Ermahgerd Sner!!!!!!" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/iaQrSyX" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3x3gne/ermahgerd_sner/cy1ty6g/" , "c" : "Cocaine is a helluva drug" } , { "t" : "Stocking Exchange gift ideas - Washington D.C. Theme!" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3wz5ii/stocking_exchange_gift_ideas_washington_dc_theme/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3wz5ii/stocking_exchange_gift_ideas_washington_dc_theme/cy18494/" , "c" : "FYI to everyone, the white house historical society (ornaments) is having some website problems, so you may have to call them to do your order. I just did it, and it was pretty quick. Number is 1-800-555-2451.Also, sneekis has amazing customer service. I needed a shirt from them as a gift last year, but needed it asap, and the owner met me outside of his office during my commute so I could grab it from him. " } , { "t" : "Metro may be free on NYE, midnight-close" , "u" : "http://www.wmata.com/about_metro/board_of_directors/board_docs/121715_13D201699MillerCoorsNYEService.pdf" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3wtp2b/metro_may_be_free_on_nye_midnightclose/cxz60yp/" , "c" : "Oh, you made it sound like op was wrong in saying rides would be free. Completely missed you were misreading op's title." } , { "t" : "It's the Capitol Hill Christmas possum!" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/yitjtih" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3wttbg/its_the_capitol_hill_christmas_possum/cxz5l14/" , "c" : "opossum*" } , { "t" : "Metro may be free on NYE, midnight-close" , "u" : "http://www.wmata.com/about_metro/board_of_directors/board_docs/121715_13D201699MillerCoorsNYEService.pdf" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3wtp2b/metro_may_be_free_on_nye_midnightclose/cxz5hay/" , "c" : "How does that not say that it's going to pay for free rides? It's not going to cost or make metro money, but it will pay for riders fare." } , { "t" : "What are your favorite local publications?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3wqpid/what_are_your_favorite_local_publications/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3wqpid/what_are_your_favorite_local_publications/cxydr55/" , "c" : "Dcist" } , { "t" : "Hello from the underside" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/RnFw1kc.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3wqaam/hello_from_the_underside/cxydosp/" , "c" : "couch mechanic" } , { "t" : "boop... then wiggle" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/356KCZJ.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3wnd9c/boop_then_wiggle/cxy8jc9/" , "c" : "Now watch me boop, and wig gle" } , { "t" : "Meet Ava. She's a therapy pet and she's the sweetest cat on earth" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/O53MO5A" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3woqqu/meet_ava_shes_a_therapy_pet_and_shes_the_sweetest/cxy79y6/" , "c" : "She has a sticker on her head..." } , { "t" : "Friend's puppy had a long day." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/Wl6NZYn" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3waomk/friends_puppy_had_a_long_day/cxv1pjg/" , "c" : "Cradle, supporting the head, free hand to,do things...good form. " } , { "t" : "Post Game Thread: Minnesota Vikings (8-4) at Arizona Cardinals (10-2)" , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/3wbv5n/post_game_thread_minnesota_vikings_84_at_arizona/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3wbv5n/post_game_thread_minnesota_vikings_84_at_arizona/cxv16h7/" , "c" : "Now the cardinals lose their last two, we win it, and bye week? Chance to rest our o line and corners then run the table and super bowl 50 victory goes to where it all began. Go pack!" } , { "t" : "In honor of Vikings/Cardinals tonight on Thursday Night Football, here's a flashback to 2003 when the Cards knocked the Vikings out of the playoffs in the most heartbreaking way possible" , "u" : "http://www.nfl.com/videos/arizona-cardinals/09000d5d82a24851/24-Noooooooo-Cardinals-defeat-Vikings" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3w8sxa/in_honor_of_vikingscardinals_tonight_on_thursday/cxunhg8/" , "c" : "Hmm, didn't realize it was that recent. I knew the cardinals were involved at least. " } , { "t" : "In honor of Vikings/Cardinals tonight on Thursday Night Football, here's a flashback to 2003 when the Cards knocked the Vikings out of the playoffs in the most heartbreaking way possible" , "u" : "http://www.nfl.com/videos/arizona-cardinals/09000d5d82a24851/24-Noooooooo-Cardinals-defeat-Vikings" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3w8sxa/in_honor_of_vikingscardinals_tonight_on_thursday/cxucrjm/" , "c" : "Wasn't this play the reason they changed the rule?" } , { "t" : "English mastiff competing in a dog agility contest" , "u" : "http://youtu.be/GjqtwNUE148" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3w0zwa/english_mastiff_competing_in_a_dog_agility_contest/cxszfsl/" , "c" : "When Jinx fell off the ramp because he was straight up not looking at all...you're a special type of dog Jinx." } , { "t" : "Dog is a little confused while riding down escalator." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/zfnh9YI.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3v97y4/dog_is_a_little_confused_while_riding_down/cxlypqz/" , "c" : "I'm moving, therefore my feet should be moving." } , { "t" : "On a date with the neighbour" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/058nGdQ.jpg?1" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3v2elp/on_a_date_with_the_neighbour/cxjxs4d/" , "c" : "Judging by the ears, I'm guessing you've got a newf? Sometime around a year old is my guess. " } , { "t" : "Dexter & Archer...... A slight resemblance to Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/DMVaFrV" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3uzf98/dexter_archer_a_slight_resemblance_to_toothless/cxjrm6i/" , "c" : "They're all black" } , { "t" : "Me every morning" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/zktgPq5.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3v1hwx/me_every_morning/cxjrhx9/" , "c" : "Sticks the landing though...well done. " } , { "t" : "Guarding our waters, ever vigilant" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/0odabKo.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3uq7ce/guarding_our_waters_ever_vigilant/cxhf5gf/" , "c" : "Ring of fire!!!" } , { "t" : "Only crazy if it doesn't work so here is today's Independence Day Presidential address..." , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3uhi4s/only_crazy_if_it_doesnt_work_so_here_is_todays/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3uhi4s/only_crazy_if_it_doesnt_work_so_here_is_todays/cxfhvg3/" , "c" : "Sadly..." } , { "t" : "Fan gifted a signed guitar" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/Xdo8Je7.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3ujmk1/fan_gifted_a_signed_guitar/cxfgmfq/" , "c" : "All I was saying 'don't drop it, don't drop it!'" } , { "t" : "Only crazy if it doesn't work so here is today's Independence Day Presidential address..." , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3uhi4s/only_crazy_if_it_doesnt_work_so_here_is_todays/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3uhi4s/only_crazy_if_it_doesnt_work_so_here_is_todays/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "Did somebody order a truck load of freedom?" , "u" : "https://youtu.be/nSQf66rTZvY" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3t3t72/did_somebody_order_a_truck_load_of_freedom/cx2yxpl/" , "c" : "Somewhere, a chevy marketing idea just came to fruition. " } , { "t" : "Lost dog 120 and dodge" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/PV2VW8O.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Omaha/comments/3svb3l/lost_dog_120_and_dodge/cx0ze54/" , "c" : "She was found, thanks y'all!" } , { "t" : "Lost dog 120 and dodge" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/PV2VW8O.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Omaha/comments/3svb3l/lost_dog_120_and_dodge/cx0oz49/" , "c" : "Hey y'all, I don't live in Omaha anymore so not sure the best ways to,get this out, but just got word from my,folks that their dog got out. Please circulate as much as possible. She's a one year old brown newf named Ella. She looks like a large brown golden retriever. She's very friendly but very hyper and will run. Please email seth.c.rich@gmail.com and jrich12105@gmail.com with any updates." } , { "t" : "It worked last week, so now, Aragorn's husker speech" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3stb7s/it_worked_last_week_so_now_aragorns_husker_speech/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3stb7s/it_worked_last_week_so_now_aragorns_husker_speech/cx0ghvz/" , "c" : "I was actually debating doing that one. Felt a little odd because all the attacks lately, and it's a longer speech than I remembered. It may be on deck for next game as I can reference it being thanksgivingish." } , { "t" : "Game thread: NEBRASKA at RUTGERS (11/14/2016) 3:30 EST" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3stiyt/game_thread_nebraska_at_rutgers_11142016_330_est/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3stiyt/game_thread_nebraska_at_rutgers_11142016_330_est/cx0b1dg/" , "c" : "And then that confidence bit us" } , { "t" : "It worked last week, so now, Aragorn's husker speech" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3stb7s/it_worked_last_week_so_now_aragorns_husker_speech/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3stb7s/it_worked_last_week_so_now_aragorns_husker_speech/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "Told to post this here. I was playing Fallout 4 when I noticed something familiar." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/FPXaPhh" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3skiy2/told_to_post_this_here_i_was_playing_fallout_4/cwy9wjn/" , "c" : "mouse mat...that's so much worse that mouse pad for some reason." } , { "t" : "Rudy is ready for the game tomorrow!" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/RMWPEWT" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3rymlz/rudy_is_ready_for_the_game_tomorrow/cwt5ooy/" , "c" : "Rudy..Rudy...Rudy.." } , { "t" : "GAME THREAD: Nebraska (3-6) vs Michigan State (8-0)" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3rxza4/game_thread_nebraska_36_vs_michigan_state_80/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3rxza4/game_thread_nebraska_36_vs_michigan_state_80/cwsaac5/" , "c" : "My girlfriend is a msu fan, we're heading to neutral territory to watch the game. I'm in asl red. Batten down the hatches, let's right this ship with a big win. GOOO BIG RED!" } , { "t" : "Husker Morpheus speech" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3rwxxv/husker_morpheus_speech/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3rwxxv/husker_morpheus_speech/cws3k7i/" , "c" : "Fixed. And I commented to tell him. " } , { "t" : "Husker Morpheus speech" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3rwxxv/husker_morpheus_speech/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3rwxxv/husker_morpheus_speech/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "The look he gives me when he takes my spot in bed." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/aOQJ5NB.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3rhz9p/the_look_he_gives_me_when_he_takes_my_spot_in_bed/cwojq96/" , "c" : "'Hand check!'" } , { "t" : "Fucks given=0" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/dIabj2M.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3rgu4b/fucks_given0/cwoa73z/" , "c" : "Bubble boop" } , { "t" : "We just got a new kitten, she always looks concerned." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/i2MolXA" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3qz73n/we_just_got_a_new_kitten_she_always_looks/cwjqsu2/" , "c" : " \" Are you sure you turned the gas off? \" " } , { "t" : "Tortilla Coast paid tribute to one of their former servers, Paul Ryan." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/JNVfUXe" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3qqa50/tortilla_coast_paid_tribute_to_one_of_their/cwhehjo/" , "c" : "http://www.gq.com/story/the-margarita-man-paul-ryan-creature-of-the-beltway" } , { "t" : "Meet Leo, the unbelievably fluffy kitten we found!" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/FwTjzrg.jpeg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3pnrqw/meet_leo_the_unbelievably_fluffy_kitten_we_found/cw8vyl2/" , "c" : "When holding a kitten, you're always just a matter of degrees from going full rafiki. " } , { "t" : "Ran into a Delorean on the way home early this morning...Marty?" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/dIBehJG.jpg?1" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3pligk/ran_into_a_delorean_on_the_way_home_early_this/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "Snakes latch on to girls heads in attempt to break up fight." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/CgXqpTZ.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3otf3e/snakes_latch_on_to_girls_heads_in_attempt_to/cw0dx43/" , "c" : "You took a good title and drove it into the ground." } , { "t" : "What you don't want to see during takeoff." , "u" : "https://youtu.be/fCFKs0ugUMY" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3osmyz/what_you_dont_want_to_see_during_takeoff/cw0d7ow/" , "c" : "Was that the primary buffer panel? Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?" } , { "t" : "This puddle of ears is the newest addition to my home. His name is Howard." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/MOpDkpa" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3onzmz/this_puddle_of_ears_is_the_newest_addition_to_my/cvzwcof/" , "c" : "He's undressing me with his eyes." } , { "t" : "[Game Thread] Wisconsin @ Nebraska (3:30 PM ET)" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3o8tke/game_thread_wisconsin_nebraska_330_pm_et/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3o8tke/game_thread_wisconsin_nebraska_330_pm_et/cvv350t/" , "c" : "We got you backs. You don't run the jet sweep and we won't pick anything off. " } , { "t" : "the true definition of puppy dog eyes" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/lB5CrC0" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3o03bk/the_true_definition_of_puppy_dog_eyes/cvtgfr7/" , "c" : "Sir, I've ran the numbers, and I can confirm it's true. These are the eyes of a puppy." } , { "t" : "Packers fans in Grand Rapids, MI?" , "u" : "/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3o1wub/packers_fans_in_grand_rapids_mi/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/3o1wub/packers_fans_in_grand_rapids_mi/cvtasov/" , "c" : "Check sidebar - http://www.packerseverywhere.com/app/venues/search/search=grand+rapids%2C+mi&radius=25Edit: wrong link, there are two of you asking for different locations." } , { "t" : "Women gets yanked out at a Southeast DC subway restaurant" , "u" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViQ_gx4VVdI" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3o1gwz/women_gets_yanked_out_at_a_southeast_dc_subway/cvtapls/" , "c" : "That's my bad. Was on my phone before, didn't realize those were children. Completely understandable." } , { "t" : "Emergency Peanut Butter" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/FSXnJaz.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3nvnru/emergency_peanut_butter/cvs306f/" , "c" : "A golden newfie, that must be the friendliest dog ever. " } , { "t" : "Fonzie the shirt chicken" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/kcSqDb9.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3nfzsp/fonzie_the_shirt_chicken/cvo90p9/" , "c" : "Asking the important questions. I want this guy on the operations team for all events. " } , { "t" : "PLEASE HELP: 30 irreplaceable photos of my late grandmother were stolen last night on N Street between 20th and 21st. Can you help me get them back?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3n8dx9/please_help_30_irreplaceable_photos_of_my_late/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3n8dx9/please_help_30_irreplaceable_photos_of_my_late/cvm5xlo/" , "c" : "Full reference, the sub part of the bit or if you just want the line" } , { "t" : "So I got my dog some boots..." , "u" : "https://youtu.be/FRg01NOD738" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3n8o5i/so_i_got_my_dog_some_boots/cvm3swx/" , "c" : "Why is the coffee table upside down? " } , { "t" : "Real Love exist everywhere" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/4giiw9A.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3my7z6/real_love_exist_everywhere/cvkhry8/" , "c" : "It's ok, he's gonna Buzz the tower anyways. Aka, the cat is just gonna jump on your head. " } , { "t" : "Real Love exist everywhere" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/4giiw9A.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3my7z6/real_love_exist_everywhere/cvk1kmi/" , "c" : "Somewhere there is another kitty requesting permission and being told the pattern is full. " } , { "t" : "Real Love exist everywhere" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/4giiw9A.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3my7z6/real_love_exist_everywhere/cvjr7v0/" , "c" : "Everytime I see this, it's always that last hop onto the wall that freaks me out. He really wanted to jump squarely into her arms." } , { "t" : "Four cats and a stuffed bobcat" , "u" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH41yfvrOwg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3mva8w/four_cats_and_a_stuffed_bobcat/cviy4z3/" , "c" : "It's been there a few times in the past." } , { "t" : "He waited 9 months to meet his new buddy" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/a/KMUI9" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3mqfra/he_waited_9_months_to_meet_his_new_buddy/cvhokvv/" , "c" : "What are you tiny heater?" } , { "t" : "Treat animals with kindness and they will treat you with kindness in return" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/49rWkNq.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3mlnbu/treat_animals_with_kindness_and_they_will_treat/cvgky2x/" , "c" : "And animals like your salty skin" } , { "t" : "That's Thorn's nervous smile while waiting for the vet." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/azDkXHn" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3mlloy/thats_thorns_nervous_smile_while_waiting_for_the/cvgkjyi/" , "c" : "Last time we were here, I lost my balls. I have no more balls to lose..." } , { "t" : "Why its hard to keep a Newfoundland dog's water bowl full" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/QBXT84T.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3mmjf7/why_its_hard_to_keep_a_newfoundland_dogs_water/cvgjoge/" , "c" : "Can confirm, had newfs. I had one that would actually shovell all of her water out into the floor and only drink once you,refilled it. " } , { "t" : "I rescued a bunny! What should I name her?" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/ChiI4ZE.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3mgei4/i_rescued_a_bunny_what_should_i_name_her/cvexul6/" , "c" : "Pope. Get it the hat!" } , { "t" : "I think I blinked, take another picture." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/eBbD4KC" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3mdszj/i_think_i_blinked_take_another_picture/cveehi1/" , "c" : "I'm so confused by your comment. " } , { "t" : "Lost dog in Bloomingdale, please keep your eyes peeled" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3m5mrg/lost_dog_in_bloomingdale_please_keep_your_eyes/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3m5mrg/lost_dog_in_bloomingdale_please_keep_your_eyes/cvckn3m/" , "c" : "I'll keep an eye out." } , { "t" : "Lost dog in Bloomingdale, please keep your eyes peeled" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3m5mrg/lost_dog_in_bloomingdale_please_keep_your_eyes/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3m5mrg/lost_dog_in_bloomingdale_please_keep_your_eyes/cvc8d1g/" , "c" : "I'm about to bike home through Bloomingdale. Where is the dogs house? I'll try to vary my route and keep and eye out. " } , { "t" : "Yom Kippur DC?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3lomkc/yom_kippur_dc/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3lomkc/yom_kippur_dc/cvaxs2p/" , "c" : "Um, I haven't gone in a few years, but it's usually pretty full (I wouldn't be late) so I'd guess somewhere between 600-900 people. I don't know about any break the fast event, but you could probably google that and check on their hillel depending on your age. " } , { "t" : "September 23 Downtown reports: How bad is it?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3lxksf/september_23_downtown_reports_how_bad_is_it/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3lxksf/september_23_downtown_reports_how_bad_is_it/cva4vi6/" , "c" : "Are you writing this a day ahead of time or do you not realize it's the 22nd?" } , { "t" : "Yom Kippur DC?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3lomkc/yom_kippur_dc/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3lomkc/yom_kippur_dc/cv8si3j/" , "c" : "I'd recommend georgetown. Free and only place you'll be able to get into at this point." } , { "t" : "Euchre?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3lq9pd/euchre/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3lq9pd/euchre/cv8sft3/" , "c" : "I have a group that gets together (we try to do bi weekly, but honestly, its just as many times a month as we can). If you can find anywhere, I could bring some of us along." } , { "t" : "Tailgating the Rutgers Game????" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3l8193/tailgating_the_rutgers_game/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3l8193/tailgating_the_rutgers_game/cv8fh6k/" , "c" : "So he was actually down at the Miami game, but I sent him an email. I guess it is what it is, but that would be an annoying walk to do." } , { "t" : "German Sheperd’s reaction to wolf howls" , "u" : "http://thebestoftumbling.com/post/129298965617/german-sheperds-reaction-to-wolf-howls-x" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3liu3g/german_sheperds_reaction_to_wolf_howls/cv6rdjk/" , "c" : "On the first long howl, I found it hilarious how sharply he cut it off. Good director I assume." } , { "t" : "Tailgating the Rutgers Game????" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3l8193/tailgating_the_rutgers_game/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3l8193/tailgating_the_rutgers_game/cv6nt46/" , "c" : "God I hope not. I'll see the person who organized the bus for us tomorrow so I'll ask if he knows. Mostly because that means we'll only have an hour tops to tailgate before we have to walk over." } , { "t" : "Tailgating the Rutgers Game????" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3l8193/tailgating_the_rutgers_game/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3l8193/tailgating_the_rutgers_game/cv5mvj8/" , "c" : "If you get in touch with DC huskers, we're taking a bus there." } , { "t" : "Tailgating the Rutgers Game????" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3l8193/tailgating_the_rutgers_game/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3l8193/tailgating_the_rutgers_game/cv5mpbi/" , "c" : "DC Husker here, yep, we've been coordinating with NYC and Baltimore. We'll all be in the same lot. The DC Husker pres told me that Texas is flying in a group as well." } , { "t" : "Picture/GIF/Video highlights thread (Week 1, Sunday)" , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/3ksmke/picturegifvideo_highlights_thread_week_1_sunday/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3ksmke/picturegifvideo_highlights_thread_week_1_sunday/cv1j1r2/" , "c" : "That was great one to watch in the bar. Audience participation made it so much fun." } , { "t" : "Picture/GIF/Video highlights thread (Week 1, Sunday)" , "u" : "/r/nfl/comments/3ksmke/picturegifvideo_highlights_thread_week_1_sunday/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3ksmke/picturegifvideo_highlights_thread_week_1_sunday/cv1ir23/" , "c" : "I need the smile after that play!" } , { "t" : "[Game Thread] South Alabama @ Nebraska (8:00 PM ET)" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3kq521/game_thread_south_alabama_nebraska_800_pm_et/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3kq521/game_thread_south_alabama_nebraska_800_pm_et/cuzmmsi/" , "c" : "My point exactly" } , { "t" : "[Game Thread] South Alabama @ Nebraska (8:00 PM ET)" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3kq521/game_thread_south_alabama_nebraska_800_pm_et/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3kq521/game_thread_south_alabama_nebraska_800_pm_et/cuzmhgm/" , "c" : "I'm happy newby is getting a bunch of reps, but shouldn't we take advantage and get cross in in some of these red zone downs?" } , { "t" : "Official: [WDIS QB] - Thu Afternoon, 09/10/2015" , "u" : "/r/fantasyfootball/comments/3kfvtn/official_wdis_qb_thu_afternoon_09102015/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/3kfvtn/official_wdis_qb_thu_afternoon_09102015/cux7qv1/" , "c" : "J Maclin @ Hou ORD Amendola vs Pitt.5 PPR and .05 pts for punt/kick return yard." } , { "t" : "Official: [WDIS QB] - Thu Afternoon, 09/10/2015" , "u" : "/r/fantasyfootball/comments/3kfvtn/official_wdis_qb_thu_afternoon_09102015/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/3kfvtn/official_wdis_qb_thu_afternoon_09102015/cux7om3/" , "c" : "I concur. " } , { "t" : "Map and schedule of Pope's DC visit. Made this because I haven't heard anything about which streets are closing (yet); this should give you an idea." , "u" : "https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=zRAp_BTlE5X8.kgfRPS30T7uc&usp=sharing" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3kacgz/map_and_schedule_of_popes_dc_visit_made_this/cuwhdzz/" , "c" : "Does he ride in the pope mobile the whole time? Ie, if my gf wants to see him, does she just need to pick a point somewhere on one of the routes, or will he only ride in it for certain trips?" } , { "t" : "Well hello there, pillow." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/3Hhctyz.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3k9a9q/well_hello_there_pillow/cuwf8vf/" , "c" : "Pillow dog: 'Hello blanket'" } , { "t" : "Any Speculation on Wisconsin @ Nebraska Kick-off Time?" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3k53py/any_speculation_on_wisconsin_nebraska_kickoff_time/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3k53py/any_speculation_on_wisconsin_nebraska_kickoff_time/cuuz8gw/" , "c" : "I'd venture a guess it'll be a later game because hopefully it's a key battle for the west, but that could still be risky. If you're going to try to do same day, I'd recommend looking at flying into lincoln. I've had a storm be responsible for me missing the first half before and it sucked." } , { "t" : "This rescued otter munches his clams like a boss!" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/1PV2qmN.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3k2tb1/this_rescued_otter_munches_his_clams_like_a_boss/cuurbts/" , "c" : "They go around chopping down trees for tables when they have perfectly good tummies to eat on!" } , { "t" : "We're 5 guys from Canada in Lincoln for the game tomorrow with a big old motorhome, where should we tailgate?" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3joxz9/were_5_guys_from_canada_in_lincoln_for_the_game/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3joxz9/were_5_guys_from_canada_in_lincoln_for_the_game/curn8ek/" , "c" : "Armory would be my suggestion." } , { "t" : "Arya loves head scratches" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/ZWbcUBP.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3jdybi/arya_loves_head_scratches/cuozhl6/" , "c" : "I've never seen a more satisfied pup. Also, hope your shoulder surgery went well!" } , { "t" : "Arya loves head scratches" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/ZWbcUBP.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3jdybi/arya_loves_head_scratches/cuozh9t/" , "c" : "OP just had shoulder surgery would be my guess (had a sling like that when I've had it). It's something so you can hold your hand in place, but still squeeze it so blood flows." } , { "t" : "Pack of wolves attacking the omega wolf. [Nsfw]" , "u" : "https://youtu.be/kTdaWUDeGsg" , "c" : "Thurman, is that you?" } , { "t" : "Steal all the \" world cups \" and other famous \" cup \" trophies and have a tea party with them" , "u" : "/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/3iyek3/steal_all_the_world_cups_and_other_famous_cup/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/3iyek3/steal_all_the_world_cups_and_other_famous_cup/cukybgm/" , "c" : "You have chose...poorly" } , { "t" : "Golden Retriever puppy wants his Mom to play!" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/ePwonn0.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3io8n4/golden_retriever_puppy_wants_his_mom_to_play/cuicjis/" , "c" : "If my mother had a email/text signature, it'd be this. " } , { "t" : "Duffy's is coming back." , "u" : "https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/duffy-s-irish-pub-washington-dc/x/11906038#/story" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3i1kvh/duffys_is_coming_back/cufw4gk/" , "c" : "As one of the many packers fans who since became lost on Sundays in the NW, will we once again be able to call Duffy's home?" } , { "t" : "NCAA still hasn't cleared Blind Longsnapper Jake Olson, as his Make-A-Wish event from when he was 10 and had cancer may be an impermissible benefit" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3idcqu/ncaa_still_hasnt_cleared_blind_longsnapper_jake/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3idcqu/ncaa_still_hasnt_cleared_blind_longsnapper_jake/cufw28b/" , "c" : "Wow, I thought when the coaches spoke about how this was needed for Jack Hoffman, there was no way it was more than a joke. I guess good they did this:Source:http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/4/16/4231462/upper-deck-makes-star-rookie-card-for-nebraskas-jack-hoffman" } , { "t" : "Duffy's is coming back." , "u" : "https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/duffy-s-irish-pub-washington-dc/x/11906038#/story" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3i1kvh/duffys_is_coming_back/cue4776/" , "c" : "As one of the many packers fans who since became lost on Sundays in the NW, will we once again be able to call Duffy's home?" } , { "t" : "Got the week off - ideas for things to do that are normally 9-5 ish only?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/3i7rsy/got_the_week_off_ideas_for_things_to_do_that_are/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3i7rsy/got_the_week_off_ideas_for_things_to_do_that_are/cue40a5/" , "c" : "Doesn't look like there is much on this week, but check out http://www.nerdguidedc.com/. Decent number of things they post are during the day (LOC lecture series is interesting)." } , { "t" : "201 years ago, British soldiers leaving from Canada burned Washington. To commemorate the event, here is an unofficial message from /r/Canada/: Sorry." , "u" : "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3i7ada/201_years_ago_british_soldiers_leaving_from/cudzwky/" , "c" : "They lit the white house on fire again to say sorry?!?! " } , { "t" : "Suggs on Bradford hit: \" If you want to run the read option with your starting quarterback who's had two knee surgeries, that's on you. \" " , "u" : "https://twitter.com/BaltimoreLuke/status/635289397739581440" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/3i1lz7/suggs_on_bradford_hit_if_you_want_to_run_the_read/cud7v3g/" , "c" : "When did he tuck his head?" } , { "t" : "Meant to text my gf but texted the wrong person.." , "u" : "http://www.livememe.com/e9hiqox" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/3hw04y/meant_to_text_my_gf_but_texted_the_wrong_person/cubhoza/" , "c" : "Tailgate the meeting...I like this idea." } , { "t" : "Let me just lick this lime.AAAARGH?!" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/qKmTiHc.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3gw5tx/let_me_just_lick_this_limeaaaargh/cu2gg7s/" , "c" : "Bitter bear face?" } , { "t" : "Gentle giant needs new little friend at park" , "u" : "http://youtu.be/NwkuD_Ij-HE" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3gv0n4/gentle_giant_needs_new_little_friend_at_park/cu1zx63/" , "c" : "Careful, the bag pipe is the signal for the cavalry. " } , { "t" : "This is how I've spent my morning so far. (She is impressed by the Cheetah!)" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/UYnFAHy.gif" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3gcd6a/this_is_how_ive_spent_my_morning_so_far_she_is/ctxae9l/" , "c" : "It's like humans watching espn" } , { "t" : "Rode a unicorn today!" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/gallery/krCSE" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3g6qbu/rode_a_unicorn_today/ctx3v9n/" , "c" : "I saw them testing one on the green/yellow last week so I'm hoping that means they'll soon have one on every line." } , { "t" : "BYU starting running back will redshirt the 2015 season. [X-post r/CFB]" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3g11v9/byu_starting_running_back_will_redshirt_the_2015/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3g11v9/byu_starting_running_back_will_redshirt_the_2015/ctu6acb/" , "c" : "True, but it's all being done by the teams, not the ncaa. The coach has said he'll spread them out and I don't want anyone counting on him not being there." } , { "t" : "BYU starting running back will redshirt the 2015 season. [X-post r/CFB]" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3g11v9/byu_starting_running_back_will_redshirt_the_2015/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3g11v9/byu_starting_running_back_will_redshirt_the_2015/ctu2pie/" , "c" : "I thought they were spreading those out and not announcing them until just before the game. " } , { "t" : "Doesn't anyone want to come in the pool with me?" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/G2aYiAN" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3fwxo6/doesnt_anyone_want_to_come_in_the_pool_with_me/cttau43/" , "c" : "When ours would get out of his yard, I'd just listen for someone to yell 'is that a bear?!?!' or a cow if it was the lancier. " } , { "t" : "I am Nate Silver, editor-in-chief of FiveThirtyEight.com ... Ask Me Anything!" , "u" : "/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/3fwxdm/i_am_nate_silver_editorinchief_of/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/3fwxdm/i_am_nate_silver_editorinchief_of/ctsxlyq/" , "c" : "+1 for seaborn. Just learned it and it's really amazing what all you cab do. " } , { "t" : "My uncle had a great time at the vet the other day." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/hcJ3zKm" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3fmk3f/my_uncle_had_a_great_time_at_the_vet_the_other_day/ctqont1/" , "c" : "Lower deductible " } , { "t" : "I love these two idiots" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/2A55jNY.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3fncyp/i_love_these_two_idiots/ctqbhmy/" , "c" : "Great ear diversity." } , { "t" : "Scott Walker agreed to take a pic with this guy whose sign said \" Walker 4 president, \" but then he flipped it around..." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/gallery/AsJ3N7x/new" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3fmzdg/scott_walker_agreed_to_take_a_pic_with_this_guy/ctqbdsk/" , "c" : "Wash post Article" } , { "t" : "Reminder: We're at B1G Media Days!" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3f62n8/reminder_were_at_b1g_media_days/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3f62n8/reminder_were_at_b1g_media_days/ctltt6d/" , "c" : "Which podcast?" } , { "t" : "Samus says GOOD MORNING!" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/61TJEff.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3f10xk/samus_says_good_morning/ctkymsb/" , "c" : "The name pickles pleases me. " } , { "t" : "Professional Falafel Juggler" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/MqpvEc5.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3ens10/professional_falafel_juggler/cthgg43/" , "c" : "5 balls is a lot" } , { "t" : "THIEF!" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/TQyryUP.gif" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3efzyp/thief/ctets9c/" , "c" : "Once he gets the bucket, I like to imagine you can hear him screaming 'DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!'" } , { "t" : "Friendship Between A Boy, His 2 Giant Dogs & A Horse" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/a/QCu3w" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3e0dk5/friendship_between_a_boy_his_2_giant_dogs_a_horse/ctb0va9/" , "c" : "If you try to go swimming with them, they're going to assume you're drowning and save you." } , { "t" : "Friendship Between A Boy, His 2 Giant Dogs & A Horse" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/a/QCu3w" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3e0dk5/friendship_between_a_boy_his_2_giant_dogs_a_horse/ctb0qhv/" , "c" : "Yep, and we fostered a number of rescues. " } , { "t" : "Huge Lacrosse Hit Leads to Brawl" , "u" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU8fm-cYHCY" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3dzahk/huge_lacrosse_hit_leads_to_brawl/ctanfjv/" , "c" : "I'm choosing to believe the team name is The Ric Flairs, and this is they're battle cry." } , { "t" : "Friendship Between A Boy, His 2 Giant Dogs & A Horse" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/a/QCu3w" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3e0dk5/friendship_between_a_boy_his_2_giant_dogs_a_horse/ctamjhs/" , "c" : "Grew up with 2-3 newfs throughout my childhood. That is a happy kid, they're amazing to have when you're young. I use to be able to position two of them so i could lay my head on one and have the other as a foot rest...they put up with a lot from tiny humans. They're tails are dangerous if you're under 50 pounds and try to walk right behind them, and I would hug the wall when it was time for them to go out in the snow or get dinner, both of which they love. You'll find hair everywhere, long after you've moved away to college, but they'll always be there for you when you need a big drooling hug. " } , { "t" : "Someone playing a Sousaphone during the KKK march in my town makes it even more comical." , "u" : "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4P1kKK-5k&feature=youtu.be" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3dzw3t/someone_playing_a_sousaphone_during_the_kkk_march/ctage84/" , "c" : "There wasn't even an awning. " } , { "t" : "Smithsonian's first kickstarter campaign:Bring Back Neil Armstrong’s Spacesuit" , "u" : "https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smithsonian/reboot-the-suit-bring-back-neil-armstrongs-spacesu" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/3dxu0v/smithsonians_first_kickstarter_campaignbring_back/ctae7uu/" , "c" : "I pledged a dollar after reading dcist article this morning. I like science and space and history and America. " } , { "t" : "The first rule of baby bear fight club is that you....awww they're so cute" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/igmrth2.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3dvxnn/the_first_rule_of_baby_bear_fight_club_is_that/ct9v836/" , "c" : "The cub on the right clearly prefers the stand up and you can see the left cub going for the single leg." } , { "t" : "The Moment New Horizon Called Home From Pluto" , "u" : "https://youtu.be/pwgPTin9pnM?t=23m32s" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3dkhxh/the_moment_new_horizon_called_home_from_pluto/ct6b9x1/" , "c" : "I'd love it someone could explain the significance of each sub system check in. Particularly the 'no rules have fired' from autonomy. " } , { "t" : " \" Father of HuskerVision \" Jeff Schmahl has passed away at 58" , "u" : "http://journalstar.com/sports/huskers/father-of-huskervision-jeff-schmahl-dies/article_efaf1543-2525-5941-9fc3-6d3425e61077.html" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3da2ji/father_of_huskervision_jeff_schmahl_has_passed/ct5mf55/" , "c" : "There are few things that give me the visceral response like huskervision does. The tunnel walk sends instant shivers down my spine and will always be a key part of my husker memories. RIP Jeff, Thanks for all the memories. GBR!" } , { "t" : "I'm moving from Lincoln the the SF Bay Area in a few months. Know any Husker fans out there?" , "u" : "/r/Huskers/comments/3df5m1/im_moving_from_lincoln_the_the_sf_bay_area_in_a/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/Huskers/comments/3df5m1/im_moving_from_lincoln_the_the_sf_bay_area_in_a/ct5h6kn/" , "c" : "Current DC resident. I've been to watch parties in a few states and am surprised just how good the DC (union pub, now lounge 201) game watches are. I've had a friend or two from back home who've come visit during football season and they agree its almost like being in Nebraska until you leave the bar and see The Capitol." } , { "t" : "I want the ball!" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/FE1IIdC" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3co0mr/i_want_the_ball/csxuvzu/" , "c" : "In that moment, all else in the world ceased to matter. " } , { "t" : "From England With Love [fixed]" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/L4xdkMR" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3c3ez9/from_england_with_love_fixed/css3vc4/" , "c" : "Legal-ish" } , { "t" : "From England With Love [fixed]" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/L4xdkMR" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3c3ez9/from_england_with_love_fixed/csrynsz/" , "c" : "Speaking from DC, I'd be interested in hearing more. " } , { "t" : "My brother went out and got a dog while I was at work. I think I can forgive him" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/ixlDMrM.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3bwdd7/my_brother_went_out_and_got_a_dog_while_i_was_at/csqe86w/" , "c" : "He's got the old man scruffy beard!!! Terrier mutts are hilarious when they have that as puppies. " } , { "t" : "My friend can make his dog do this" , "u" : "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kGP5MB9ojA" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3bswvg/my_friend_can_make_his_dog_do_this/cspkygj/" , "c" : "I was not prepared for that sound. Oh, that was a good belly laugh." } , { "t" : "Puppies sleeping" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/Lr3iIyF.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3bi459/puppies_sleeping/csmp4kw/" , "c" : "I squeaked when it happened...not quietly... " } , { "t" : "My dog is going to a pet parade as the chihuahua from Taco Bell. How did he do?" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/VIzJA1w" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3b72o4/my_dog_is_going_to_a_pet_parade_as_the_chihuahua/csjm1jf/" , "c" : "That's a big fluffy newf! " } , { "t" : "*yyyaaawn*" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/PAD0GJw.gif" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3a2gct/yyyaaawn/cs93aha/" , "c" : "Won't lie, I downvoted the second I saw the thumbnail because I assumed it was the same and a horrible title. Then, for a fleeting second, I,thought 'what if' and opened it. Vote changed after seeing this kitty had more than one expression. " } , { "t" : "Given the hacking scandal with the Astros and Cardinals, what CFB teams would you want to hack and what info would you grab?" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3a1vlw/given_the_hacking_scandal_with_the_astros_and/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3a1vlw/given_the_hacking_scandal_with_the_astros_and/cs933id/" , "c" : "Woosh, ok. I thought it was taking a full 12 months off for some reason. Its one of my favorite shows currently,so that would've been a blow. " } , { "t" : "Given the hacking scandal with the Astros and Cardinals, what CFB teams would you want to hack and what info would you grab?" , "u" : "/r/CFB/comments/3a1vlw/given_the_hacking_scandal_with_the_astros_and/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/3a1vlw/given_the_hacking_scandal_with_the_astros_and/cs8sj3f/" , "c" : "For a year?" } , { "t" : "Ball" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/5bxTMt4" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/39zoe7/ball/cs8jjjz/" , "c" : "Is op using the chair to barricade him/herself from the drool?" } , { "t" : "Arizona and Arizona State have played more Thursday/Friday games over the last five years than the entire Big Ten combined." , "u" : "http://www.oudaily.com/sports/the-big-s-exposure-problem/article_da200658-0e34-11e5-a3c4-6bf77215e607.html" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/39alll/arizona_and_arizona_state_have_played_more/cs2fmrh/" , "c" : "Crap..." } , { "t" : "Arizona and Arizona State have played more Thursday/Friday games over the last five years than the entire Big Ten combined." , "u" : "http://www.oudaily.com/sports/the-big-s-exposure-problem/article_da200658-0e34-11e5-a3c4-6bf77215e607.html" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/39alll/arizona_and_arizona_state_have_played_more/cs279jr/" , "c" : "Except if you're on the west coast and that means getting to the watch bar at 0930" } , { "t" : "DCA to Noma/Union Station at 2 AM" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/393qej/dca_to_nomaunion_station_at_2_am/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/393qej/dca_to_nomaunion_station_at_2_am/cs09ybi/" , "c" : "Look at supershuttle if you can't get an uber or a taxi." } , { "t" : "Picked up this little lab pup for an auction. She likes to smile at cameras." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/gbt2w4G" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/38pf3o/picked_up_this_little_lab_pup_for_an_auction_she/crx5z4k/" , "c" : "A decent number of the dos that come into the rescue network I'm a part of are due to auctions. It's an idiotic idea auction off a living thing that requires ever growing responsibility. " } , { "t" : "RELEASE THE baby goats" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/6rCQDr4.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/38nuf4/release_the_baby_goats/crwsh7m/" , "c" : "When you run that through a baby goat > English, you get \" Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises! Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! Death! \" " } , { "t" : "Evidently my parents pup liked my mom's birthday card" , "u" : "http://www.imgur.com/NS6Iegy.jpeg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/36abzm/evidently_my_parents_pup_liked_my_moms_birthday/" , "c" : "" } , { "t" : "Master uses learning. It's not very effective... Puppy is confused" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/afAAalW.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/365o2o/master_uses_learning_its_not_very_effective_puppy/crb10ta/" , "c" : "You're bobble head spring is broken" } , { "t" : "Recognize this car? Hit did a hit and run near west end on p st new between 22nd & 23rd. Possibly drunk." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/M07WnC0.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/35znra/recognize_this_car_hit_did_a_hit_and_run_near/cr9c5qc/" , "c" : "Even though it's for a good cause, doesn't this fall under the no witch hunting rule?" } , { "t" : "By the way, fuck your table" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/bydEJPm.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/35rfwd/by_the_way_fuck_your_table/cr7iaj6/" , "c" : "Yogi wants to enjoy the picnic basket on a picnic blanket, not a table!" } , { "t" : "Playing the schnauzer" , "u" : "https://vid.me/iZg3" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/35k8ip/playing_the_schnauzer/cr5anp7/" , "c" : "Dem paws." } , { "t" : "Get it..... Get it...." , "u" : "http://youtu.be/TbKSasnvcSI" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/350vfn/get_it_get_it/cqzzp02/" , "c" : "you're ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it" } , { "t" : "[US] Hot Fuzz (2007) - A top London cop is assigned to investigate a seemingly sleepy town, which suddenly starts to stir with a series of grisly \" accidents \" but more importantly that Sergeant Angel’s in your shop, check out his arse!" , "u" : "http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/70056431?trkid=13573466" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/NetflixBestOf/comments/33uk84/us_hot_fuzz_2007_a_top_london_cop_is_assigned_to/cqoupqk/" , "c" : "Narp? Ftfy" } , { "t" : "Went for a run yesterday. Had some encouragement from my friends down the road." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/U6N1ZNq.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/33rolm/went_for_a_run_yesterday_had_some_encouragement/cqod0jk/" , "c" : "Hey baby, you could throw my stick all day long!" } , { "t" : "Dude drives around with a goshawk taking out crows. Maybe Steve?" , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/Iv4fTCW.gifv" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/33mvhx/dude_drives_around_with_a_goshawk_taking_out/cqndov9/" , "c" : "RUFUS! His handler did AMA not too long ago. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/28w1ei/i_am_imogen_the_handler_of_rufus_the_harris_hawk/" } , { "t" : "Because yesterday so many of you requested a current side-by-side pick..." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/SN6grT4.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/33iho5/because_yesterday_so_many_of_you_requested_a/cqleaio/" , "c" : "Its one of those sponge things where it grows once it's wet!" } , { "t" : "A golden weiner." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/3C6GXGp.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/32phd3/a_golden_weiner/cqdn5js/" , "c" : "Gold member " } , { "t" : "My buddy waiting to come inside" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/SWGONGt" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/32ozkt/my_buddy_waiting_to_come_inside/cqdm73j/" , "c" : "Always enjoy the 'you need to poop' v 'im done with the outdoors' standoff. " } , { "t" : "Best lesser-known views around DC?" , "u" : "/r/washingtondc/comments/32hcfn/best_lesserknown_views_around_dc/" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/32hcfn/best_lesserknown_views_around_dc/cqbhsnq/" , "c" : "There is a park/hill next to the Netherlands Carillon with a great overview of the city." } , { "t" : "Jackson with his hoodie." , "u" : "http://imgur.com/xImYxzs" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/3241wu/jackson_with_his_hoodie/cq8uilr/" , "c" : "Jayne! A man walks down the street wearing that hat, people know he's not afraid. " } , { "t" : "On our way home from the adoption shelter." , "u" : "http://i.imgur.com/BaXiorZ.jpg" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/31jxdk/on_our_way_home_from_the_adoption_shelter/cq2gll5/" , "c" : "The husky I know would eat the roomba immediately. " } , { "t" : "My old dog reflecting on a long and happy life" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/0LOr70Y" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/31igx9/my_old_dog_reflecting_on_a_long_and_happy_life/cq24vwy/" , "c" : " \" Yes, I'm the good boy. \" " } , { "t" : "Cat Vs Dog" , "u" : "https://i.imgur.com/Uk05Zj1.gif" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/31ep7a/cat_vs_dog/cq14xwi/" , "c" : "I fight with love." } , { "t" : "I love my job" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/JWsfmrP" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/2ztonu/i_love_my_job/cpmitg1/" , "c" : "Huh. I never realized that was its own niche of insurance. Very good info to know for someone who's biggest fear of getting a dog is a medical bill making it so I can't eat for a few weeks. Can you recommend any carriers to check out?" } , { "t" : "I love my job" , "u" : "http://imgur.com/JWsfmrP" , "p" : "https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/2ztonu/i_love_my_job/cpmini1/" , "c" : "What is pet insurance? Assuming it's what it sounds like, I didn't know that was a thing. How does that work?" } , { "t" : "Dud