And finally, this Express Bacon Grill for the always classy people who value perfectly cooked bacon more than life itself.

Promising (and hilarious) Review: “I'm not really sure how that other guy managed to brutalize his bacon so terribly. I can only imagine that he's also the kind of person that puts his toast in the toaster and turns it up to 11 then comes back disappointed when his toast is burned beyond recognition. Not only does it appear that this person can't correctly operate a toaster - they also don't know how to purchase high quality bacon from the grocery store.

Other inadequate reviews aside, this unit is functional and adequate. It works as advertised but it does have a couple quirks. It's not perfect but I would absolutely recommend it to anyone who hates cooking bacon like I do either because grease gets everywhere, they burn themselves, the bacon cooks unevenly, they don't want to wait 30 minutes for it to cook in the oven, or all of the above.”