Welcome to Cast Party, the feature that imagines a world with even more live action comic book adaptations than we currently have, and comes up with arguably the best casting suggestions you’re ever going to find for the movies and shows we wish could exist. Today, by popular demand, we're imagining a film based on Marvel's Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, the recently relaunched series by Ryan North and Erica Henderson.

This film will demand a good balance of action and comedy. Director Paul Feig will bring that to the table, along with a level of comfort with competent female action heroes that few in Hollywood share.

One thing I know for certain is that the movie should start exactly like the first volume of the comic, with Squirrel Girl singing her own theme song to herself while effortlessly taking down some crooks. From there it should follow her to college, and the friends and enemies she finds along the way. It may be a little episodic, but if the pacing and humor are on point, I think it can work.

And yes, I realize Marvel probably doesn't have the rights to Galactus, but this movie is imaginary anyway, so I included him because he really should be there.