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NUMBER: Awesum

By: Kriss Mann

CHAPTER One: EAT SOUP

"Omg rofl I got soup!" he sed

"LAWL, I NOEZ!" he alsos sed

"Well wat does I do???" he asked

"You gots to get a plot for this story!" he sed agains

CHAPTER TWO: Rugrats

Stu Pickles has a gay-looking face. It is like it was smashed.

If you wanna, im gonna sang a song?

No, thank you (please?)

Hows THIS??

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OMGZ ITZ PAEG TOO!!!

CHAPPPER TREE: APAWKALIPS

WHEN IT CAME I WAS LIKE O NOEZ AND I GOTZ TO THA CHOPPA AND GOTZ AWAY

I WAS THE LAST ONES LEFT? GO LOOK FOR SOME MOAR.

I FOUNDS 1 !!!!

"Who the fuck ar yu?"

YO MAMMA : (

THE 1 WAZ ALL LIKE OMG IMA DIEZ OH NOEZ AND I SED U BEE HAPPY AND DON'T DIE MMMKAY?

HE DIDN'T SO HE WENT HOME TO PLAY SUM MOAR XBOX. MAKE ME MAD. > : (

I JUSTED WANTS TA SURVIVE WITH A BUDDY AN WE PLAY XBOX TOO.

CHAPTER FOUR: THE 1 ex-cAPED???

IT BROAK MEH HART WHEN 1 WENT BYE BYE BUT IM A MAN AND GET USE TO IT. GOTTS 2 BE STRONG.

OOPZ I THINK JUST MAED TIEPO. U GOEZ BACK AN CHECK, MMKAY?? THNKS

I SAVED THE ERRTH FRUM APAWKALIPS AND ITS LIKE OH THANK YOU COOL GUY KRISS. JUSSA LET U KNO THIS MY DIERY (NOT THE POOP TIEP) SO YEAZ.... NOW GOEZ TO FIEV

CHAPPER FIEV: IS LIKE OMG

I SAWS IT AND I IS SCARED OF PANTS OUT. IS SCARY AND WANNA GO AWAY AND NEVER AGEN.

I SAWS SCAERY FAEC AND IT GOEZ LIKE BOO AND I CRIED LIKE OH NOEZ IMMA DIE, LIKE 1 DIDS

THIS BOOK A MAED MEH CRIEZ BUT ITS OKAEY CUZ ITS NEER TAH EHND AND GUES WAT? I GOTS MEH XBOX TOO PLAY WITH 1 ! LIEFS IS HAPPY AGEN!!!!!! JUSS HOEPZ SANTER ISNT THINKS ME NAWTTE TIS YEER, I DOESANT WANTS CHARKLL BUT MOMMY/DADD SES IM TOO OLD (CUZ YES APPERNTLEY 15 IS TWO OLLDS) BUT IM A FREE MAN WITH MY OWN LIEF!! GOOD REEDINGS FOR YU!

CHAPPTUR THE LAST MMKAY:

IS SAD BOOK IS DUN CUZ I WANNED TWO BE FOR A NUTHR PAGE BUT I TAEKS TOO LONG TO TYPES SAYS THAT GUY WAITNG TWO USES MY COMPUETURS IN THE LIBERRYS. MKAY SRRY BOUT LEAVING BUT BYES!

-KRISS MANN!!! (A TRUU MANN LAWL)