Fun fact: Harrison turns 39 on Thursday

Yep, that's Harrison pushing 1,395 pounds like most of us push the lawn mower back to the garage after 30 minutes of cutting grass.

James Harrison will be 39 in three days, and he isn't your typical soon-to-be 39-year-old. There is no dad bod, no Bill Dauterive "Life has beaten me down" glazed look, no indication beyond the bald head that he has aged at all.