If you’re a wizard and can’t cast a proper curse then I feel bad for you, son. That’s why on today’s show we thought it would be fun to do something totally careless and possibly life-threatening.

Last week we all agreed to learn separate curses to cast on three horrible people still living today. Which people? Which curses? I guess you’ll have to listen to find out! Plus a review of the latest wizard themed movie to hit the theaters, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Also, we would like to give a shout out to Botanica Shango on Folsom blvd in Sacramento for supplying several of us with some bitchin black candles. I’m not sure they would accept our endorsement considering what we’re doing with them, but they are definitely THE place to shop for all your magical candle needs! That’s Botanica Shango, 9673 Folsom Blvd Rancho Cordova, CA. And tell em some wizards sent you.