I received a message from my Secret Santa that he had to troll me, and to enjoy. I was expecting...I don't know what I was expecting. Based on my comment history, it might have been something that's illegal in the contiguous 48. Then I got a tracking number from my SS, and FedEx indicated it was 28 pounds in weight.

"Rocks. The guy got me rocks with a stuffed Snoo hidden," I thought to myself.

Lo and behold, my gift was delivered this morning. I took a little longer lunch to go home and see what it was. I tore into the box and the first thing staring back at me was a Kirk Cameron autobiography. My wife can attest to the fact that my first words uttered were, in fact, "You son of a bitch."

I removed the book and the top layer of bubble wrap and was greeted with beer. Four 6 packs, and a 4 pack, all from Austin Beerworks, something that is only available in Austin. I got:

Fire Eagle, American IPA

Black Thunder, German-style Schwarz

Pearl Snap, German-style Pils

Peacemaker Anytime Ale

Heavy Machinery, Seasonal IPA Series

This is the best Secret Santa ever. I will be drinking these, and then reading the Kirk Cameron autobiography. I may even get nice and sauced, and record myself reading the book. Who knows? What I do know is...you son of a bitch.