Apologies for the late post. I had such a busy day on Thursday that I totally forgot to post this. I took off on quick romantic getaway with my wife and realized I forgot to post Ask Axe Cop. Luckily it was all ready to post, so I was able to do it remotely. I mean that in the sense of controlling my computer at home using my tablet, but I also mean remotely as in, I am in the middle of the woods right now on a weak satellite internet connection.

So, here you go. One of the most bizarre episodes of Ask Axe Cop, and that is saying something. Turns out we have been experiencing Axe Cop’s second life with-mustache this entire time… all of Axe Cop is the new memories of death bed Axe Cop with a mustache. Thanks for reading.

Ethan