The brave and dedicated trve metal warriors of /r/metaljerk have tirelessly defended Reddit from the false. Never sleeping, never stoping, and never losing focus, they have bvrned and died every false that has entried and brought unrelenting elitism to those falses that haven't entried.

It's about time that Reddit showed their appreciation for these black metal veterans. The proper way to show their appreciation would of course be for the employees at Reddit's head office to burn down a church in the name of /r/metaljerk but it's clear that won't happen so the next solution is to honor the ones that the warriors of /r/metaljerk have placed all their hopes and dreams on, Goatcifer.

By honoring the kvltest black metallers how Varg ist Reddit will be honoring /r/metaljerk because Goatcifer is /r/metaljerk's ultimate creation and having their ultimate creation on display for all the non-trve to see will drive /r/metaljerk's elitism to levels unknown to even the trvest of the trve. Reddit will have given /r/metaljerk the greatest gift a black metaller can recieve which is creating a new level of elitism so in order to give the greatest gift and make Reddit a better place, Reddit should put the Goatcife logo on the front page.