Cyclists are all over the windy, two-lane roads here in North Atlanta. Cars back up behind them for hundreds of feet because they refuse to:

1. Ride on the damn sidewalk that's five feet from where they're riding on the pavement.

2. Choose their bike route to avoid becoming a speed bump to a redneck in his F-150.

3. Acknowledge that cars exist on the road with them, and hence they might want to give up a little road space on their left.

4. Ride on the damn sidewalk. Did I mention that before? Did I mention that the sidewalk is otherwise empty?

5. Ride on the dozens of miles long bike trails that are woven through the city.