Ha so true man. My favorite one is trying to explain to people that though pigs look cute... keep them well fed before even thinking of going near their pens (always feed em on the outside of the fence of their pens). My folks left the farm with me when I was 9, but I still remember being told what to do what not to do on the farm like with pigs (and as a kid you think your invincible top dog right?).... but one day seeing a group of pigs imitate a goat and when it got close enough one or more pigs would literally suck them through the fence. People wonder why I say such things to them once the topic arises heh.