10.54pm BST

Ok, I'll admit this is dragging on a bit – but there will be awards soon I promise.



Andrew M (@AM_HC) @michaelbutler18 Is this more boring than the Fulham v Sheffield United FA Cup match? I was there that night, will never forget it

Andrew, you only had to watch it. Spare a thought for Jacob Steinberg, who had to do an MBM of the 120-minute snoozefest.

Jacob started brightly but by 87 minutes had resorted to writing this ...

'Does this travesty even deserve to be called football? It should be called BALL or BLAH or WHAT THE RUDDY HELL DO YOU CLOWNS THINK THIS IS, DO YOU THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE, MY EYES ARE STARTING TO BLEED WITH BOREDOM, I WASN'T TIRED AT THE START OF THE GAME BUT I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AND THERE'S A TUBE STRIKE IN A MINUTE AND YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE US ALL SIT HERE FOR ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR AND PENALTIES AND OH GOD HAS IT REALLY COME TO THIS, I'M SUPPOSED TO LIKE MY JOB BUT YOU'RE MAKING IT BLOODY HARD, I HOPE YOU'RE PLEASED WITH YOURSELVES YOU JOYLESS, TALENTLESS QUARTER-WITS!

Or we could just call it football.'