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Poor bastard never had a chance. “Joshua” had himself quite a Tinder hot streak going and decided to reap what he had swiped. One problem, ol’ Joshie included all 32 of them in the same group text and they tore him apart like a hungry pack of she-wolves.

Nothing good ever comes from random “hi gorgeous” texts.

Big thanks to PGP user back_office_slacker for the tip.