A week before my package arrived I got a great postcard from my Santa,(written upside down so I could read it properly down under) letting me know that the main gift was on the way and if I am ever in San Diego I am hooked up with two days free accom at the resort that Santa works at and that the theme of the gift was FUCK YEAH MERICA! Awesome postcard and had me intrigued all week as to what was coming, especially after he had sent me a PM saying part of it might be illegal.

Today the courier dropped off a thick cardboard envelope,a message in the corner "Big things come in small packages" HELL YEAH my gift is here.

I opened up the package and found an envelope with instructions on how to open my gift. The first part of my gift was a forever alone bag, I carefully opened the bag making sure I did not damage the artwork on the bag, inside a cool San Diego NB Navy shirt, and UniversOfWashington you did the get the right size, your one in 5 guess was correct :-). My mate is going to San Diego on Sunday so I will wear it to his farewell on Thursday night

The second instruction was to open the orange reddit envelope which the instructions said had a pocketbook of US history, I opened the side of the package, hmmm that dont look like a book, maybe it is some kind of special paper, well I removed it and yep it was some special paper, $100!!!!! $100 FUCKING DOLLARS in $1 bills, US currency. A nice thick wad of notes, my jaw dropped and I almost fell out of my seat. I dont want to spend it, looks awesome just having a big wad of greenbacks.

I then opened the letter, very humorous with some great instructions on how to use the money, I will have to look into if Aussie strippers take US bills :-)

Thank You UniversOfWashington you have made my first Arbitary day amazing, I hope you got something great as well. Look for a PM in your inbox very soon.

Thanks again UniversOfWashington, you are an amazing person

gnomishninja