Eyes of Heaven in a nutshell:



Jotaro, Old Joseph, and Speedwagon (in a convertable): “Who are you?”



Jonathan: “The first Jojo, whose body gets taken over by the main baddie.”



Jotaro, Old Joseph, and Speedwagon: “Alright, get in.”



Young Joseph: “A dingus who peeps on his mother in the bathroom.”



Jotaro, Old Joseph, and Speedwagon: “Alright, get in.”



Josuke: “That dingus’ son who punched a plate of spaghetti.”



Jotaro, Old Joseph, and Speedwagon: “Alright, get in.”



Jolyne: “Your daughter who was framed for murder by a gay priest.”



Jotaro, Old Joseph, and Speedwagon: “Alright, get in.”



Johnny: “Angry legless cowboy literally trying to find Jesus.”



Jotaro, Old Joseph, and Speedwagon: “Alright, get in.”



Josuke (Jojolion): “... I don’t know.”



Jotaro, Old Joseph, and Speedwagon: “...um.”



Josuke (Jojolion): “Would it help if I told you that I have 4 testicles?”



Jotaro, Old Joseph, and Speedwagon: “...Alright, get in.”