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A spider egg fell into your mouth while you were sleeping. The egg passed through your stomach without dissolving and when it got into your intestines it hatched and all the spider hatchlings lived among the cool, moist place AKA your bowel. When you poop this forces them out of hiding.

You'll be okay. You've just got to finish pooping them all out. Make sure to flush them down the toilet before they attack you.