Sarah Palin Offered $2 Million for Porn, Snowmobile for Todd

Shit is about to hit the ceiling in Washington as Cezar Capone has offered Sarah Palin a cool $2,000,000 to appear in a porn film. We believe this is just a hardcore (pun intended) publicity stunt to obtain key search engine rankings for particular phrases. He even quoted and laid (pun intended) emphasis on specific key words on this page. Capone even offered a job (no pun intended) to Todd Palin as well with some extra cash flow and a sweet new snowmobile.



It's going to be a tough choice but I'm going to bet the Palin's will turn this offer down. We'll even put money on Hef trying to grab Palin for a centerfold opportunity in an upcoming issue of Playboy: Oral Office Edition...