Well, our array of omnipresent blinking gadgets has officially rendered us totally incapable of normal human action. The proof: David Prager, whose reaction to having his home broken into was to Twitter about it:

No words for this. I mean, no words. We present the entire feed as it occurred:

# ok, maybe I should lock my door - I swear a random dude just walked into my bathroom and I can't believe I haven't freaked out

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # and I can't believe I'm tweeting about it while he is still in there — in wonder of he is sleep walking - or if maybe I should freak out

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # ok - he's still in the bathroom and Im now thinking a combo of hobo and drunk and sleepwalking dude - he seems late 20s - hmmm what next ?

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # I'm thinking the hobo part cause I can smell BO - and I really am wondering why I haven't freaked the F out

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # maybe I should mention I live in a relatively rustic studio apartment in SF

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie

Yes, please, tell us more.

# there is no TP in my bathroom - wonder if that is complicating things for him - was gonna wait for him to come out and kick him out

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # hmmm — should I call the cops like you guys have recommended? find a blunt object before opening the door? my gut tells me he's harmless

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # but ... I could be wrong about the harmless assumption

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # I'm now thinking maybe he's passed out in my bathroom — I guess that's better than violent — but I have no idea. time to freak out??

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # ok - about to make move - putting shoes on first

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # glad that GF wasn't here

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie

As is she.

# ok - have weapon if I need it - but don't plan on any confrontation with it - about to go in

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # haven't gone in yet ..... debating calling cops but just feel it's not needed for some reason (and probably contrary to all logic)

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie # ok - still haven't done anything - he is still in there - gonna setup a ustream now I think - standby

about 4 hours ago from Tweetie #

about 4 hours ago from web

At this instant American manhood reached its nadir.

# going in

about 3 hours ago from Tweetie # if u haven't been watching my ustream -the dude passed out in my bathroom and I just dragged him out

about 3 hours ago from Tweetie # ok - I think the drama is over - intruder is out - door is locked - think I finally need some sleep

about 3 hours ago from Tweetie

David Prager, American man. Prager is an exec at Internet TV site Revision3, a dodgeball coach, and a character already known to Valleywag.

Update: And of course, his ustream is now a youtube. Watch the hero at work:

