Monday Afternoon

And then I looked at Twitter. At the moment, I find it really hard to look away from what’s happening in the world. I was off Twitter for four months last year but now I’m back in and it’s just hell, actually. Because Twitter is always telling you what’s wrong with everything and then someone else is like, “Actually that is not the real thing that is wrong with that, the real thing that is wrong with that is this” and it’s suffocating. And then occasionally there’s porn and occasionally something quite whimsical and funny. In many ways, it plays into my ADHD really well.

My day was a real hodgepodge: I’ll watch a little something and then I’ll get mad at myself for not working and then I’ll do some work for my stand-up tour and then I’ll decide that it’s very important to catch up on RuPaul Charles hosting “Saturday Night Live.” I mean, if someone gay does someone, then I’ll watch it. And I love RuPaul, obviously.

Monday Evening

So I worked more on my standup tour, and then I thought I should watch the Oscars movies. I’m not on the cutting edge of new entertainment. I’m not one of those people that’s going out trying to find the hot new things. So I usually haven’t seen anything until very late.

I was going to watch “Parasite,” obviously, but I was watching on my laptop in my bed and I thought maybe that wasn’t the best situation to watch “Parasite” in, so I decided to watch “Judy” because I thought it was going to be fun. It was fine.

I’m single, you know, so I watch a lot in the evenings. From 6 p.m. to midnight I’m just watching so much TV. So after “Judy” I watched Conan, and then I watched a new episode of “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” which is a show that I really like, and then I watched “McMillions,” which is this new HBO thing about McDonald’s. And then I went to bed, finally, around 1 a.m.

Tuesday Morning

The next day I did a lot more work. I watched Seth’s new “Closer Look” again. Then I listened to this podcast I was supposed to be a guest on that it turns out I’m obsessed with, called “Off Menu.” It’s about your dream meal and it’s really lovely.