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Maddox is not happy to find out that a pan handler can make more money and get more sympathy than him

Maddox Finds Out He Makes Less Money Than A Beggar

00:00 - 00:03 Maddox we are just back from skid row

00:04 - 00:05 We interviewed bums here and here

00:05 - 00:07 And also a few hookers over here

00:08 - 00:12 It turns out they make more money than you

00:12 - 00:15 And that they also have lower expenses than you

00:17 - 00:19 Fucking hookers just suck dicks

00:19 - 00:21 When I suck dick it is 4D chess cos I'm a genius

00:24 - 00:26 Maddox...

00:27 - 00:28 It was the...

00:31 - 00:33 All of them made more money, even a clothes peg with "give me money"

00:34 - 00:36 That dickhead made more than you pay us

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who doesn't like sliding with girls, I mean getting pegged... I'm calling the police

01:13 - 01:15 What about my fucking podcast network?

01:15 - 01:17 Fans of the show can compete to create podcasts ??? Profit

01:18 - 01:23 I'm a fucking genius, I almost did a math degree til I discovered cuckholdry

01:25 - 01:28 God I fucking love watching guys fuck my girlfriend

01:29 - 01:31 Or at least I did til she left me!

01:31 - 01:34 Now she's a fucking stalker and a racist the whore!

01:34 - 01:37 She can join that group of stalkers calling me a has been cuck

01:37 - 01:40 The only place a cuck hasn't been is in my girlfriend's pussy

01:40 - 01:42 Maddox surely she fucked you once?

01:42 - 01:46 She just kept promising me she would fuck if I fed her huge cocks

01:46 - 01:48 Maddox how could you call her your girlfriend if you never fucked?

01:48 - 01:52 Have you never heard about a co-dependence relationship you moron

01:53 - 01:54 You're all horse wanking stalkers

01:56 - 01:57 We had a platonic relationship

01:57 - 02:00 In that I would lay out a plate of snacks for the bull

02:00 - 02:03 Then he would horse the shit out of Jess while I jerked off crying

02:04 - 02:08 I'd have to spend the next 2 hours licking the cum out of her pussy

02:08 - 02:13 And yet I still make less than a clothes peg hanging out a sign saying "give me money"?

02:14 - 02:16 I nearly choked when it went down the wrong way

02:17 - 02:21 There's no way for cum to go the wrong way down just fucking pay me more for it you wankers

02:27 - 02:29 I coughed up a lump of jizz the next morning

02:30 - 02:34 A lump of jizz I worked hard for, I sacrificed for my country to make that $5

02:34 - 02:36 Just like my father did, the Syrian

02:41 - 02:42 That hero...

02:43 - 02:47 He took so many loads to his ear for a bukkake session to save pows he lost his hearing

02:48 - 02:53 And I continue to make that sacrifice for my country to this day

02:54 - 02:56 I can't even call him cos he can only hear with one ear

02:56 - 02:59 Otherwise I'd tell him how good that cum tasted and how manly I am

03:00 - 03:02 Yet I still make less than a fucking clothes peg

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, a clothes peg with paper is funnier than Maddox

03:14 - 03:16 Maybe I should get a 9-5 job in tech

03:19 - 03:23 It will be a stepdown for such a fucking genius but I have to pay $300 for photocopies

03:25 - 03:26 That fucking bum

03:31 - 03:33 I'll get him to be CFO for my podcast network

03:40 - 03:46 I work 13 hours a week to make my podcast, I have so many projects in the pipeline a fucking noob like you couldn't comprehend it

03:46 - 03:49 Nor make the $867 I earned last year