Cinder: "How did... how did my demand turn into this?"

Emerald: "Hey Cinder, welcome to the bake sale."

Mercury: "Here, try this muffin; It's really good!"

Cinder: "Did I not tell you to keep a low profile so that we can later break apart the political system in Vale?"

Mercury: "Break Vale? I though you asked us to set up a bake sale..."

Cinder "A bake sale?! What in the name of Remnant does that have to do with your mission?"

Emerald: "But we thou-"

Cinder: "Don't think; obey! Just keep you eye on the list, and STAY OUT OF SIGHT UNTIL PHASE THREE!"

Mercury: "You know, this would've been a lot easier if you told us this in the first place."

Cinder: <standing still with left eye violently twitching on an otherwise stern face>

Emerald: "Cinder...?"

Mercury: "Yea, she is mad. Neo, some help over here?"

Neopolitan: <evil smirk while holding a full bottle of chloroform behind her back>



--Some time later--



Emerald: "So, maybe we should just tie her up with duct tape and drop her off in the red light district..."

Mercury: "Nah, we can do that later, and besides-"

Neopolitan:<loudly tapping knuckles against makeshift table>

Mercury"- we have customers!"

Emerald: "Hello, welcome to the bake sale! May we help yo-"

Ruby: "DO YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES??"

Weiss: "Oh good god Ruby! You will get your order, just calm down."

Blake: "What am I supposed to be doing here again?"

Yang: "Don't bother, Weiss. There is nothing in this plane of existence that separates your future wife from pastries."

Weiss: "Well, if I didn't know any better I migh... wait, what?!"

Yang: <chuckles>

Neopolitan: <raises thumb of acknowledgement>

Ruby: "I WANT FIFTY OF THEM!"

Mercury: "That is... quite a tall order. This might take a while."

Ruby: "I DON'T CARE! I WANT THEM ALL!"

Blake: "Again... guys, what am I doing here?"