After filling out my likes/dislikes, I realized there was no way to predict what I would get from my secret santa, but I was really excited when I opened my package.

My secret santa left had notes for each gift so i'll say the gift then type out the note.

The Thing [Blu-ray]: "I heard you like Wilford Brimley. News Flash! Everyone does. He's an American treasure. This movie kicks ass and if you don't have a blueray player just regift this son-of-a-bitch." I've never seen this movie, and I have a blue-ray player so i'm really excited about watching this once finals are over!

America's Quarterback: Bart Starr and the Rise of the National Football League: "I heard you like football and reading. Blam! Two in one! I bet you're shitting your pants right now over how sweet this gift is."

Although my pants are clean (barely), I am super excited about this book. Little does my secret santa know, I'm a fan of history and used to be a quarterback so BLAM! Four in one! Can't wait to read this.

Playboy: Redheads: "I heard you like women. Guess what Brosef! Redheads! They're naked and in book form because I know you love reading (with a boner!). Can you handle that?"

This was the most wtf gift. Everyone I've showed has laughed really hard (except my girlfriend). Who doesn't love redheads?

That's it for the gifts, and I'll definitely be doing this again next year! THANKS SECRET SANTA!!