True story: A girl goes out for drinks with her friends. A cheesy guy hits on her. She wants to get rid of him, so she gives him her business card. Later, he calls her twice and leaves THE WORST VOICEMAILS you've ever heard.

Oh my goodness, you are going to die when you hear these...

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Aren't those crazy??!!! The girl didn't call him back, of course, but she did call her local Canadian radio show and had them play the messages on the air! Oh my goodness, the insanity. Email this to your friends -- he is still out there! :)

Aren't the messages the worst?! They made me laugh and cringe at the same time. Have you ever gotten a horrible message from a guy? Or a really great one? Once a guy had to call me back because he had forgotten to leave his number, and he apologized for the "Swingers" moment, which I thought was cute.

P.S. What are your dating deal breakers?

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