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"Eating people is fine so long as we all agree on that now"

Be me; DM for past games and this new one

Be not me; lizardfolk ranger, lizardfolk fighter, lizardfolk sorcerer, lizardfolk barbarian, lizardfolk cleric

New campaign after old one ended

mfw everyone showed up to session 0 with characters made up

mfw noone had planned for everyone to be a lizardfolk

mfw i scrap my plans for first game and tailor it to begin in the swamps

party all meet up in swamp after troll attack makes loud enough sound so they all can hear it

beat troll

subsequently turn almost every bone into a javelin or dagger. One guy even wears the skull as a hat

this will be interesting

session 1

party enters new town after lizardfolk chiefs request a group go out into world to gather information about suspected threat

sees lots of humans and elves

only ranger has ever seen human before

tries talking to them while other lizardfolk stare at weird races

mfw party unanimously agrees to dub all of the humanoids without scales "fleshies"

robbery occurs, guards taking cover from crossbow shots

lizardfolk look on with curiosity

no lizardfolk ever really steal, so this is new to them

see that people are scared

also new to lizardfolk

fighter gets hit with crossbow bolt

culprit realizes terrible mistake as fighter charges at him

lizardfolk pounces on him, tears him to shreds with sword and spear

culprit dead

begins taking out bones and carving off meat pieces

rest of culprits take in this display

immediately run for their lives

ranger and sorcerer kill them

barbarian drags other bodies over, begins to de-bone and flay them

town guards unsure what to do

onlookers mortified at what occured

ranger finally pokes fighter and barbarian on shoulder, suggests they stop

after pocketing bones and meat, party make camp outside town, not comfortable with sleeping in an inn

beside fireplace, ranger speaks up

"Ok, we're going to need to make some rules" "When we're not in the swamps, we have to tone down a little of what we do so we blend in"

fighter frowns as he takes bite of cooked piece of culprit

"we can't eat them?"

ranger pauses for a second

"eating people is fine so long as we all agree on that now" "1 rule. Just don't eat in front of fleshies. Don't eat dead friends of fleshies. They don't like that"

party agrees. Dictate ranger as spokesperson for the party in fleshy based conversations

mfw we unintentionally started a lizardfolk campaign

well. This is going to be fun. Maybe a year of lizardfolk based fun. What could go wrong?