Getty Images These two men have just as much in common as you'd think.

Many, many people dislike Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump and former MLB pitcher (and now disgraced MLB analyst) Curt Schilling. They're really perfect for each other.

Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, has yet to select a running mate for his campaign. Ohio Gov. John Kasich and South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley have been mentioned as potential picks for Trump, but honestly, those choices don't jumpstart an apathetic voter's heart.

Schilling, however, would excite the hell out of Trump's voter base. One of MLB's great pitchers, Schilling's recently become a leader on social media in spreading conservative-slanted disinformation, and a quick scroll through his Facebook page pulls up posts and offensive memes spewing hyperbolic right-wing rhetoric. Just what Trump does! It's such a creative and fitting match that SportsBettingDime put 12,000-to-1 odds on Trump selecting Schilling as his running mate. And we'll take those odds.

Yes. With Carson going down along with everyone else in the Republican race, like many other conservatives, he’s coming around to Trump as his choice for president. As a primer to a prospective Trump-Schilling campaign, here are 12 controversial, horrible opinions Schilling and Trump can make their peace on. We're betting this happens.

1. Both agree about making abortions illegal

Schilling was really pumped when he shared a link from a pro-life news website on April 30:

Just a month before Schilling's cheer, Trump said that “you have to ban” abortions to MSNBC's Chris Matthews on March 30. He followed that up by suggesting that women who abort should be punished. On such a polarizing, long-running national issue, both of these men have found common ground: Women shouldn't decide what to do with their bodies -- the government should!

2. Both agree undocumented Mexican Immigrants are ruining the United States

Naturally, Latinos have responded with outright opposition to Trump's candidacy, but in Schilling's mind, those people are all probably illegals, so Trump's definitely the "right guy" for the Oval Office.

3. Both agree Americans need more guns, because guns are good



Guns are bad. They kill people. When a bad person uses a gun, it's unfortunate that they had access to one in the first place, but a "good guy with a gun" isn't an effective response. It's a myth. Trump doesn't see it that way though, saying last October that armed teachers could've stopped the mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Oregon.

Schilling's Facebook bio pegs him as a "Conservative pro-life pro 2nd amendment American," which sums up all you need to know about how he feels about guns. After all, the more Americans kill each other with guns, the more gun-related job opportunities there are, and the United States is clearly a proud vessel for opportunity through death. The main point: Guns are good for American jobs, hoo-rah!

4. Both agree American soldiers need more weapons to fight our haters

Trump would totally be down to save the A-10 though, and in general, beef up military spending.

“I want to build up the military so nobody messes with us,” Trump said to Fox News last August. “I would bring it [military levels] back to where it was at the height because we’re in such trouble.”

Vote Trump-Schilling 2016 if you want to save the A-10 Warthog. You know you want to.

5. Both agree it's okay to incite violence when political protesters act up against you



6. Both agree the NFL has gone soft

Sign these two up on the NFL's side of the "war on football." Trump directed a warning at the NFL in a November 2015 Fox Sports interview, saying:

I hope they don’t soften the game up too much by the way, I must say. I was reading yesterday they might not do [kickoffs] anymore and eventually you’re not going to have the same game. They have to be careful with that. Don’t make it too politically correct. What we’re doing in the country is that everything has to be [politically correct]. It’s a violent game.

Schilling hasn't directly commented on the NFL's approach to player safety or the effects of the game's violence, but from this recent post, it's clear that he's gung-ho about football's brutality:

Football is a tough man's game and the NFL is making it soft by making it safer. Got it.

7. Both agree Hillary Clinton is crooked for playing the “women card”

Both Schilling and Trump think Clinton's using her gender to gain favor with voters. It's something that men do all that time, but nobody notices because we've lived under a patriarchy for centuries.

8. Both agree Clinton's so crooked that she belongs in prison



Or actually, to use Schilling's exact quote from a March radio appearance when asked about Clinton's email controversy: "she should buried under a jail somewhere.”

So it's not technically "in" prison, but "buried under" one. That seems way worse unless you're a "Kill Bill" protagonist. To Trump's credit, he's already endorsed Clinton in the 2016 "prisondential" election.

Christopher Furlong via Getty Images Get it?!

9. Both agree Clinton would also be a crappy President

According to Schilling:

And Trump, who thinks Clinton, a former First Lady, Senator and Secretary of State, is "unqualified" for the gig. You can see where they're coming from too: A failed businessman and a former baseball pitcher are far more equipped to run the United States.

10. Both agree Muslim refugees need to stay the hell out of their country

Trump called for a "complete shutdown" of Muslims entering the U.S last December. A xenophobist himself, Schilling would also like to prevent Muslims, particularly Syrian refugees, from coming to the U.S. Instead, he'd like hot Swedish women to immigrate over and hang out with him by a pool.

11. Both agree Muslims want to kill me

One of Trump's strengths is his ability to create statistics to back up his bullshit on the fly. Speaking to Fox News in March, he let those skills shine, declaring that 27% of the world's Muslims are "really very militant about going after things."

Schilling isn't too far behind Trump's Islamaphobic ideology. He was suspended by former employer ESPN in August for comparing Muslims to Nazis in a meme. Since then, he hasn't stopped pumping anti-Muslim, fear-mongering posts onto his Facebook page:

12. Both agree climate change is a myth

Don't let those liberal science people fool you!

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012

Based on the circumstantial evidence above, Trump-Schilling 2016 makes plenty of sense. Both men are delusional political extremists who are afraid of the future and obsessed with the worst parts of the United States' history and current culture. Here's an overly simplistic breakdown of their political platform: Abortions, global warming "theorists," Mexicans, Muslims and Hillary Clinton are bad. Guns, bigger guns, beating up protesters, '70s NFL action and white men are good.

Trump-Schilling 2016: Make America Hateful, Again.

CORRECTION: A previous version of this story said that Hillary Clinton was a former Secretary of Defense, but she was Secretary of State.