My husband tells me about the weirdest things. When I, like everyone else, got into the new coloring book craze, I purchased several packages of Sharpies. Now maybe the coloring book fad had something to do with this or maybe people on the internet are just weird, because soon after my purchase, my husband made a joke about a subreddit called “buttsharpies.” Knowing what buttsharpies was must have warped my mind because shortly after learning about that subreddit, this encounter took place at work: