[script offer] [F4M] A sex nerd demonstrates how she learned blowjobs [dirty talk] [roleplay] [daddy talk] [fsub] [blowjob] [slurping + sucking] [misc blowjob noises] [training] [instructional] [sexnerd]

What sorts of tricks might a horny, meticulous young girl learn from watching a bunch of blowjob videos with a porn-obsessed older man? A description & demonstration of basic blowjob technique, with an emphasis on aural components. You might learn a thing or two.

A lesson from /u/ProfessorBlowjob

Is it okay if I call you Daddy? I know I just met you off reddit, but I’m kneeling here between your legs… we both know what’s going to happen...so it just seems natural, right? Of course I’ll take your pants off, Daddy. You like it when girls tell sexy stories? Okay, I only have so much time--I get a lot of messages--but I’ll tell you about how I learned to give blowjobs. It all started with this older man who lived in our apartment complex. He was the first one I called Daddy. I never met my real dad. Wow, you’re getting hard already. It’s going to be one of those kind of stories, for sure. That was one of the things he taught me. Let them know what you’re about, right off the bat.

*Opening salvo of blowjob. Enthusiastic, wet, precise cocksucking. Show us what you got, honey. Establish a theme that will be revisited in different forms*

You should know, I consider myself a sex nerd. When I want to know more about something, I read up on everything I can find. I consult the literature. So when I heard about blowjobs, I wanted someone to teach me. The older man next door was my blowjob professor. And I did everything to please him.

He was obsessed with blowjobs. He had so many bookmarks for blowjob videos! Folders with subfolders and subfolders. In the name for each link, he’d put a note, like “good handsfree” or “expert deepthroat” or “great noises at 9:30.” He had a folder called “sublime,” for the best of the best. He didn’t care about hair or boobs, he liked skills. *gentle cocksucking, clearly wistful* He taught me all of the skills he liked. We called it our “meta-analysis of the literature.”

Every day after school, I’d go over to his apartment to watch blowjob videos with him. I practiced whatever the girl in the video did until I got it right. He used them like teaching aids. He showed me what made the good ones good, and which ones were “phoning it in…” The things that just looked hot on camera, and the things that actually felt good. He taught me that a good blowjob is about putting on a show. And a show has sights and sounds. I never forgot that.

I bet you want to me to show you what I mean. *brief cocksucking*

He didn’t just have me copy videos, or practice my handsfree while he watched those movies he kept on an encrypted hard drive. That’s basic. He taught me how to put it all together, to do it his way. He told me when I going too fast, or too slow… how much tongue he liked on his head…*tongues head, giggles* where to put my hands, my fingertips. I learned his patterns. Sex nerds are good at learning your patterns. *sucking noises*

Sex nerds also like sucking off smart guys… and smart guys explain things to people all day. When they want to relax...they want to switch off their brain...while their little preprogrammed blowjob robot takes over. You want more, don’t you? A little bit wetter this time? Yes, Daddy.

*more cocksucking, building into a slightly slower but wetter, suckier end, head licking/humming*

That’s what I liked about him. He cared about my future. You don’t learn anything by running around and sucking off a bunch of guys, or ramming a dildo in your throat over and over--there’s no personal feedback, no mentorship. He spent time with me *cocksucking noises*, he trained my mouth, *more cocksucking noises* He wanted me to be the best little cocksucker I could be, because he knew someday I’d be out in the world, sucking dick on my own, without someone there showing me what to do. He always said, “A girl can get pretty far in this world if she knows how to suck dick and keep her mouth shut.” *giggling into more cocksucking noises*

He taught me to start off strong. No licking, teasing, stopping and starting. A lot of girls just don’t get into it. They’re afraid of the dick. They suck on it a few times...

*kissing, timid licking, a few actual cocksucks*

And then they stop, and they’re like, omg I’m sucking a dick, I’m such a whore, and they ask if he liked that, and then they kiss it a little bit, and then they suck it a few more times.

*follow up to earlier series of sucks, ending too soon*

But I know what you really want right now. You want more. You don’t want your dick sucked a tiny bit at a time do you?

*another good long blowjob stretch. wet, regular, humming, enthusiasm, servility*

*Briskly* Daddy taught me a blowjob is like music. You can play with it and improvise all different ways, but there’s an underlying structure. Here, this is the Top 40 of blowjobs. I give you the regular sucks,

*More sucking/headbobbing, steady, persistent*

And then *jerking cock, tonging head* you get a little break, *mmmm, head sucking* like the chorus of a song? Then, back to the hook

*more cock sucks, winding up in giggling*

Once I know what you like, I can give you a little bit more of it. Or I can back off, if I think you’re going to pop too soon. Here, I’ll suck on your cock 10 times, and then I’ll come up and work on your head with your hand to give myself a break. Like this

*ten wet, sucky headbobs, ending in hand jerking focused on head*

See? That was ten times. I can tell you wanted more. The big ones always do. *giggles*

*briskly, not wanting to keep him waiting too long* If you just do the same thing over and over, the nerves endings get overstimulated. So you do something else, and then go back to it. Building tension. Could you feel the head of your dick rubbing my soft palate while I worked the base with my lips and fingers? Okay, you liked ten, so I’ll do 16 this time.

*16 wet headbobs*

Of course I can deep throat. *laughs* We don’t have time for everything he taught me. Marathon self-facefucking, tempo and rotation strategies, managing skin tension, pitch and yaw, his research on the neuroanatomy of the penis, his patent-pending “circles exercises.” *smiling, suggestively* How to get a guy hard when he thinks he can’t get hard anymore. There are other Internet pervs I need to get to, you know. *giggles*

Sometimes, Daddy had me suck his cock like I was someone else. He said it was good for my creativity. Do you want me to suck you like a giggly, naughty little girl? Your own little pixie slut, with a small, wet, well-trained mouth?

*hyperactive giggling, followed by expert blowjob noises over humming a children’s song, or the alphabet, lost in her little expert blowjob world*

Or... I can do it like a cock-hungry MILF on a high-protein diet...An ex-stripper that’s been sucking dick since before you were born? The kind that loves milking come out of hard young dick? You couldn’t stop her if you tried.

*an open-mouthed, big-throated blowjob, confident, gluttonous, patient, with rhythmic humming noises*

And then I can switch back whenever you want. Or you can teach me a new blowjob character!

*giggly girl blowjob fading back into MILF*

Cool huh? I felt your cock twitch in my mouth. My Daddy always told me to remember what I was doing when I feel the twitch, so I could do it again later. Whenever I’d work one of the moves into my pattern for him the next time, he put his hand on my head and call me a “dumb fucking whore.” *Wistful*I thought that was sweet.

One time, he put on a video he made, of some girl that used to suck him off. An Ivy-educated economist with borderline personality disorder. He never told me her name--the folder was called “Strugglefuck”--but he made me copy her, too. She’d go really fast for a little bit, sucking him up and down, and then go really slow on the head, twisting her head around moaning into his cockhead. You could tell she really liked sucking on his big dick.

*blowjob noises, faster on the downstroke than on the upstroke, punctuated at intervals with slower head-stimulating and sincere, deeply-felt carnal “mmm”s of appreciation*

Daddy liked it when I made little sucking noises. *cock sucks* Those noises when you draw up saliva inside your mouth? It’s not in the lips, it’s further back. *draw up saliva* When I slurp my spit in different ways *deliberate, patient slurp*, it creates turbulence that vibrates your dick. *slurping a sizable wad of spit from the cockhead, letting it dribble back and repeating 3 times* Feel that? *giggles*

He taught me how to make the right noises, his way. He said it set the mood. If I did it too much, like the porn stars, you know, like this

*more blowjob, extra sloppy*

He called that “gratuitious.” He didn’t want me to rely on gimmicks or develop bad habits. He said I was better than that.

One time he put on this video of some porn star getting facefucked by a bunch of older guys. He said that it wasn’t what it looked like, that they weren’t that rough on her, that she was just making lots of noises because they think guys like that. The little slut wrapped her hand around the base of the cock, so you know it’s not going in too deep. She’d make noises like this

*brutal, not too melodramatic facefucking noises, while still being slightly hot. A totally unnecessary “wooooo!” while taking the cock out of the mouth*

He showed me how to slurp on the frenulum. You know your frenulum, right? It’s right here

*slurping and humming on frenulum at underside of dick, tonguing it, kissing it, rubbing it against wet philtrum and lips, pivoting head left and right while doing so, possibly lost in recollections of blowjobs past*

He said that’s why I should stick my tongue out when I sucked him off. It hits that spot. *eagerly* Here, I’ll show you. Here it is without the tongue.

*more blowjob, bobbing and humming*

You liked that, huh? Ok, now I’ll do it again with the tongue.

*more bobs with head twisting, humming ‘I’m tonging your frenulum*

Isn’t that better? He liked noises that were more natural, rhythmic. Even if I had to do them on purpose, kinda. He really liked it when I did long, steady hums while I sucked him, you know, like

*more blowjob. recalling the opening theme, with hints of milf* And when I just suck the head, and make the humms *mmmm*

He taught me to make this noise when he fucked my mouth, we called it the gug-gug. Here, shove my head down the way you want, and then I’ll take over.

*self-facefucking punctuated with an infantile “gug” noise on the upstroke, rhythmic, broken by intervals of improvising, slurping, then more gug-gug*

“Aural feedback,” he called it. Wow, you’re so hard right now. I felt you twitch when I did the gug-gug. You probably want me to finish you off now, huh? That’s okay. Just lean back, I know how to take care of my daddy.

*prolonged cockbobbing with rhythmic humming, intermittent breaks to suck and lick the cockhead before resuming the rhythmic humming. this is the home stretch ladies, kill it. throw in a little bit of brutal gug-gug*

Okay, I’m going to finish you off on my tongue. Can you feel those tongue studs on the head of your cock? *giggles* Daddy wanted me to get one. So I got two. *giggles, more cocksucking*

*briskly, jerking cock, with tongue out* Please daddy, I need to taste it, I did such a good job...

*orgasm. Tone of *mmmm* noises should change to mark the moment. hold the load in the mouth, circle the head with slower, more careful movements*

*with load in mouth, open tongue* did I do a good job? Can I swallow it?