This guy’s a real pisser.

A boozy Florida man took a whiz into a commercial ice machine at a local nightclub over the weekend, a report said.

Michael Williams, 28, of St. Petersburg was inside the 260 First club at around 2:20 a.m. Saturday when he relieved himself inside the joint’s ice chest, The Smoking Gun reported, citing an arrest affidavit.

An “intoxicated” Williams caused a “disturbance” and then “actively resisted the security officers as they tried to remove him” from the bar, the affidavit said.

Williams was charged with disorderly conduct.

As police patted down Williams, they found a bag of marijuana in his pants pocket and additionally hit him with a misdemeanor possession charge, the outlet reported.

Williams was booked at the county jail and later released after posting his $400 bond, the report said.