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Disclaimer - click to view This is of course a satire based on the CGUnited LLC tournament posted earlier today.

Wordpress, pure genius. Now they might actually believe you're a real company Wordpress, pure genius. Now they might actually believe you're a real company

"URN Real Money" a la Sheever with a button "URN Real Money" a la Sheever with a button like this

Just use a Just use a League of Legends championship photo and voila! (don't forget to embed your logo)

Step 1: Save money on web-design, just use a free Wordpress templateYou've just gathered a ficticious $500,000, but no need to blow any of your own money on a website, that's why people get Wordpress. Throw together a make-shift website so you have some way to gather gullible plebs into thinking you actually will organise the tournament. Don't forget to buy some Twitters followers to throw off suspicion.Step 2: Pick a ridiculous prize pool to get people's attentionA million might be a bit ambitious, say half a million dollars to seal the deal, and make sure the source of the money remains as mysterious as possible. Oh and if you're feeling bold, why not even throw up a DONATE NOW button to make sure you get some REAL cash straight into your PayPal account.Step 3: Pick an impressive location, and make sure it's close to TIWho cares about The International anyway? Make sure your badboy is right up there to create some schedule conflicts and improve the credibility of your tournament. Also pick a location that looks impressive but that the average Joe will actually have no idea what it is usually used for.Step 4: Create a ficticious history of events with Photoshop CS5!Put your highly extensive photoshop skills to work. Take a picture from a well known event, and simply add your own branding to convince people you're a multi-million pound institution. They won't know the difference!Step 5: Pimp out your About Us pageWe've got to convince these people your company is legit. So why not showcase the talents of some of your staff, remember to pick images and information that will impress!Step 6: Generate some hype by involving a known starOops guess you made a mistake there, you were supposed to be founded in 2003. Remember to keep the "facts" about your company as consistent as humanly possible.And remember, make sure an unsuspecting news portal writes about itDisclaimer: This is of course a satire based on the CGUnited LLC tournament posted earlier today.This article was written byLawrence Phillips, joinDOTA's Editor-in-Chief.Malystryx has been in eSports since 2004 working as eSports Editor for Razer and was Editor-in-Chief of SK Gaming in its glory days. He misses the days of Warcraft3 but makes do with the world of DOTA 2, although he recently got mesmerised by Hearthstone. Location: Bristol, UKFollow him on @MalystryxGDS.