CONSERVATIVE MORMON: These kinds of Mormons are the suit and flowered dress crowd you see at church. They tend to be overweight and Republican. They attend church 95 percent of the time but may, if pressed hard enough, sleep through General Conference. They pay tithing on ten percent of their net income and have 4.5 children. The homes of CM's are decorated with Relief Society-produced knickknacks. CM's humor LM's because God says they have to. Seventy-five percent of the LDS church is CM, and 99 percent of all CM's were born into the church.