(I’m about seven, and I play soccer outside of school.)

Me: “I don’t want to play soccer anymore. I always get tackled and I don’t like it.”

Dad: “Well, what do you want to play?”

Me: “Rugby.”

(I wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. Dad explained I’d be tackled a lot more if I played rugby, so I didn’t end up doing that. But he did let me quit soccer.)