Well this sounds pretty epic:

This is an alleycat bike race for all skill levels. People will form teams of 4-5 and ride through different checkpoints throughout the city, completing tasks along the way. Once teams have crossed the finish, they will have until 9 pm to drink as much of a box of Franzia wine as they are able. Winners will be determined by who finishes their box of wine first or who has the least wine in their box at the end. The winning team gets sweet prizes.

If you don’t want to race, meet at the polish hill tennis courts and celebrate summer and bikefest with cheap wine, music, and good times. Come sweat and drink and be merry.