You would think that biting someone with false teeth would be a lesser crime than biting someone with real teeth, but that's not how the law works in Louisiana!

According to this video titled "10 Bizarre American Laws," biting with false teeth is Aggravated Assault in Louisiana, whereas biting with your real teeth is only considered Simple Assault.

Some other weird US laws: In Flint, Michigan, baggy pants that show your underwear could land you in jail for a year plus a $500 fine. Down in Texas, make sure you're not standing while drinking because it's illegal to drink more than three times in a row while standing up.