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Would yoga instructor face charges if she were a man?

So a woman can show off her newly augmented DDDs – or whatever the size of her made-to-order assets – and then, according to Scottsdale police, invite a bunch of under-age boys into a room for a closer inspection, among other things, and no crime has occurred.

This, according to the Maricopa County grand jury, which declined to indict a 32-year-old yoga instructor, who was arrested in March after a weekend pool party.

Substitute woman for man. Substitute DDD's for a lower portion of the anatomy. Substitute underage boys for girls.

Would you get the same result? Don't think so.

Police say 80 to 100 people were at a home near Via Linda and Shea, celebrating a Bar Mitzvah, when Lindsey Ann Radomski got drunk and began flashing her assets. Guests told her to go sleep it off. Instead, police say, she invited seven boys into a room and let them fondle the goods. Radomski then performed oral sex on a 15-year-old boy, police say.

Some people would say the kid got lucky. Apparently, grand jurors among them.

Me? I'd say that if the police account is true, the boy was victimized every bit as much as a teenage girl who is molested. Clearly, Scottsdale Police agreed because they hauled her off to the clink.

Police allege that Radomski recalled exposing her breasts at the party but didn't remember anything that took place in the room because she'd been drinking, according to court records. She later told police it was possible she'd engaged in sexual activity with the kiddies but then that demon alcohol has hazed her memory.

Radomski was arrested on suspicion of 21 felonies, including sexual abuse and sexual contact with a minor.

Jocquese Blackwell, Radomski's attorney, told The Republic that his client believes she was drugged while at the party.