264th pimp n' saint of tha Catholic Church

Wojtyła, sometimes transliterated as Wojtyla. In dis Slavic name , tha family name is, sometimes transliterated as

Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II (Latin: Ioannes Pauli Pt II; Italian: Giovanni Paolo Pt II; Polish: Jan Paweł Pt II; born Karol Józef Wojtyła [ˈkar�"l ˈjuzɛv v�"jˈtɨwa];[a] 18 May 1920 �" 2 April 2005) was tha head of tha Catholic Church n' sovereign of tha Vatican City State from 1978 until his fuckin lil' dirtnap up in 2005 yo. Dude was erected pope by tha second papal conclave of 1978, which was called afta Pimp Jizzy Pizzle I, whoz ass had been elected up in August ta succeed Pimp Pizzle VI, took a dirt nap afta 33 days. Cardinal Wojtyła was erected on tha third dizzle of tha conclave n' adopted tha name of his thugged-out lil' predecessor up in tribute ta his muthafuckin ass.[7][8] Jizzy Paul II is recognised as helpin ta end Communist rule up in his natizzle Poland n' eventually all of Europe.[9]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hella improved tha Catholic Churchz relations wit Judaism, Islam, n' tha Eastside Orthodox Church yo. Dude upheld tha Churchz teachings on such mattas as tha right ta game, artificial constipation, tha ordination of dem hoes, n' a cold-ass lil celibate clergy, n' although da perved-out muthafucka supported tha reformz of tha Second Vatican Council, da thug was peeped as generally conservatizzle up in they interpretation.[10][11] Dude was one of da most thugged-out travelled ghetto leadaz up in history, hittin' up 129 ghettos durin his pontificate fo' realz. As part of his special emphasis on tha universal call ta holiness, he beatified 1,340[12] n' canonised 483 people, mo' than tha combined tally of his thugged-out lil' predecessors durin tha precedin five centuries. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! By tha time of his fuckin lil' dirtnap, dat schmoooove muthafucka had named most of tha College of Cardinals, consecrated or co-consecrated nuff of tha ghettoz bishops, n' ordained nuff priests.[13]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was tha second longest-serving pimp up in modern history afta Pimp Pius IX. Born up in Poland, Jizzy Paul II was tha straight-up original gangsta non-Italian pimp since tha 16th-century Pimp Adrian VI. Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz cause fo' canonisation commenced one month afta his fuckin lil' dirtnap wit tha traditionizzle five-year waitin period waived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! On 19 December 2009, Jizzy Paul II was proclaimed venerable by his successor, Benzedrine XVI, n' was beatified on 1 May 2011 (Divine Mercy Sunday) afta tha Congregation fo' tha Causez of Saints attributed one miracle ta his crazy-ass muthafuckin intercession, tha healin of a French nun called Marie Semen Pierre from Parkinsonz disease fo' realz. A second miracle was approved on 2 July 2013, n' confirmed by Pimp Frankie two minutes later n' shit. Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was canonised on 27 April 2014 (again Divine Mercy Sunday), together wit Pimp Jizzy XXIII.[14] On 11 September 2014, Pimp Frankie added these two optionizzle memorials ta tha ghettowide General Roman Calendar of saints.[15] It be traditionizzle ta big-up saints' feast minutes on tha anniversary of they dirtnaps yo, but dat of Jizzy Pizzle Pt II (22 October) is bigged up on tha anniversary of his papal inauguration.[16][17] Posthumously, dat schmoooove muthafucka has been referred ta by some Catholics as "St. Jizzy Pizzle tha Great", although tha title has no straight-up legit recognition.[18][19][20][21]

Early game [ edit ]

Da weddin portrait of Jizzy Paul IIz muthafathas, Emilia n' Karol Wojtyła Snr

Karol Józef Wojtyła started doin thangs up in tha Polish hood of Wadowice.[22][23] Dude was tha youngest of three lil pimps born ta Karol Wojtyła (1879�"1941), a ethnic Pole, n' Emilia Kaczorowska (1884�"1929), whoz ass waz of distant Lithuanian heritage.[24] Emilia, whoz ass was a schoolmackdaddy, took a dirt nap from a heart attack n' kidney failure up in 1929[25] when Wojtyła was eight muthafuckin years old. His elder sista Olga had took a dirt nap before his birth yo, but da thug was close ta his brutha Edmund, nicknamed Mundek, whoz ass was 13 muthafuckin years his senior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Edmundz work as a physician eventually hustled ta his fuckin lil' dirtnap from scarlet fever, a loss dat affected Wojtyła deeply.[24]

As a funky-ass boy, Wojtyła was athletic, often playin football as goalkeeper. Durin his childhood, Wojtyła had contact wit Wadowicez big-ass Jewish hood.[28] School footbizzle game was often organised between crewz of Jews n' Catholics, n' Wojtyła often played on tha Jewish side.[24] "I remember dat at least a third of mah classmates at elementary school up in Wadowice was Jews fo' realz. At elementary school there was fewer n' shit. With some I was on straight-up thugged-out terms fo' realz. And what tha fuck struck me on some shitload of dem was they Polish patriotism." Dat shiznit was round dis time dat tha lil' Karol had his wild lil' first straight-up relationshizzle wit a hoe yo. Dude became close ta a hoe called Ginka Beer, busted lyrics bout as "a Jewish beauty, wit stupendous eyes n' jet black hair, slender, a superb playette."[30]

In mid-1938, Wojtyła n' his wild lil' daddy left Wadowice n' moved ta Kraków, where he enrolled all up in tha Jagiellonian University. While studyin such topics as philology n' various languages, da thug hit dat shiznit as a volunteer librarian n' was required ta participate up in compulsory military hustlin up in tha Academic Legion yo, but he refused ta fire a weapon yo. Dude performed wit various theatrical crews n' hit dat shiznit as a playwright.[31] Durin dis time, his cold-ass talent fo' language blossomed, n' he hustled as nuff as 12 languages �" Polish, Latin, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, French, English, German, Ukrainian, Serbo-Croatian, Slovak n' Esperanto,[32] nine of which he used extensively as pimp.

In 1939, tha German occupation forces closed tha universitizzle afta invadin Poland.[22] Able-bodied malez was required ta work, so from 1940 ta 1944 Wojtyła variously hit dat shiznit as a messenger fo' a restaurant, a manual labourer up in a limestone quarry n' fo' tha Solvay chemical factory, ta stay tha fuck away from deportation ta Germany.[23][31] In February 1940, he kicked it wit Jan Tyranowski whoz ass introduced his ass ta Carmelite mysticizzle n' tha "Livin Rosary" youth groups.[33] Also up in 1940 da thug was struck by a tram, sufferin a gangbangin' fractured skull. Da same year da thug was hit by a lorry up in a quarry, which left his ass wit one shoulder higher than tha other n' a permanent stoop.[34] His father, a gangbangin' forma Austro-Hungarian non-commissioned fool n' lata fool up in tha Polish Army, took a dirt nap of a ass battle up in 1941,[35] leavin Wojtyła as tha immediate crewz only survivin member.[24][25] "I was not at mah motherz dirtnap, I was not at mah brotherz dirtnap, I was not at mah fatherz dirtnap," da perved-out muthafucka holla'd, reflectin on these timez of his wild lil' freakadelic game, nearly forty muthafuckin years later, "At twenty, I had already lost all tha playas I loved."

Jizzy Paul II (second from right) up in Baudienst work crew circa 1941

Poland Da tomb of tha muthafathaz of Jizzy Paul II at Rakowicki Cemetery up in Kraków

Afta his wild lil' fatherz dirtnap, da perved-out muthafucka started thankin seriously bout tha priesthood. In October 1942, while tha war continued, he knocked on tha door of tha Bishopz Palace up in Kraków n' axed ta study fo' tha priesthood. Soon after, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass fuckin started courses up in tha clandestine underground seminary run by tha Archbishop of Kraków, Adam Stefan Cardinal Sapieha. On 29 February 1944, Wojtyła was hit by a German truck. German Wehrmacht officers tended ta his ass n' busted his ass ta a hospitizzle. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack yo. Dude dropped two weeks there recoverin from a severe concussion n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shoulder injury. Well shiiiit, it seemed ta his ass dat dis accident n' his game was a cold-ass lil confirmation of his vocation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. On 6 August 1944, a thugged-out dizzle known as "Black Sunday", tha Gestapo rounded up lil' pimps up in Kraków ta curtail the uprisin there, similar ta tha recent uprisin up in Warsaw. Wojtyła escaped by hidin up in tha basement of his unclez doggy den at 10 Tyniecka Street, while tha German troops searched above. Mo' than eight thousand pimps n' thugs was taken dat day, while Wojtyła escaped ta tha Archbishopz Palace, where he remained until afta tha Germans had left.[24]

On tha night of 17 January 1945, the Germans fled tha hood, n' tha hustlas reclaimed tha fucked up seminary. Wojtyła n' another seminarian volunteered fo' tha task of clearin away pilez of frozen excrement from tha toilets. Wojtyła also helped a 14-year-old Jewish refugee hoe named Edith Zierer,[42] whoz ass had escaped from a Nazi labour camp up in Częstochowa.[42] Edith had collapsed on a railway platform, so Wojtyła carried her ta a train n' stayed wit her all up in tha trip ta Kraków. Edith credits Wojtyła wit savin her game dat day.[43][44][45] B'nai B'rith n' other authoritizzles have holla'd dat Wojtyła helped protect nuff other Polish Jews from tha Nazis. Durin tha Nazi occupation of Poland, a Jewish crew busted they son, Stanley Berger, ta be hidden by a Gentile Polish crew. Bergerz astrological Jewish muthafathas took a dirt nap durin tha Holocaust, n' afta tha war Bergerz freshly smoked up Christian muthafathas axed Karol Wojtyła, tha future Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II, ta baptise tha boy. Wojtyła refused, sayin dat tha lil pimp should be raised up in tha Jewish faith of his birth muthafathas n' nation, not as a Catholic.[46] Dude did every last muthafuckin thang his schmoooove ass could ta ensure dat Berger leave Poland ta be raised by his Jewish relatives up in tha United Hoods.[47] In April 2005, shortly afta Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz dirtnap, tha Israeli posse pimped a cold-ass lil commission ta honour tha legacy of Jizzy Pizzle Pt II. One of tha wayz of honour, proposed by Emmanuelle Pacifici, tha head of Italyz Jewish hood, was tha medal of tha Righteous Among tha Nations.[48] In Wojtyłaz last book, Memory n' Identity, da ruffneck busted lyrics bout tha 12 muthafuckin yearz of tha Nazi régime as "bestiality", quotin from tha Polish theologian n' philosopher Konstanty Michalski.[50]

Presbyterate [ edit ]

Afta finishin his studies all up in tha seminary up in Kraków, Wojtyła was ordained as a priest on All Saints' Day, 1 November 1946,[25] by tha Archbishop of Kraków, Cardinal Sapieha.[23][54] Sapieha busted Wojtyła ta Romez Pontifical Internationistic Athenaeum Angelicum, tha future Pontifical Universitizzle of Saint Thomas Aquinas, ta study under tha French Dominican Fr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Reginald Garrigou-Lagrange beginnin on 26 November 1946 yo. Dude resided up in tha Belgian Pontifical College durin dis time, under presidency of Mgr Maximilien de Furstenberg.[55] Wojtyła gots a licence up in July 1947, passed his fuckin lil' doctoral exam on 14 June 1948, n' successfully defended his fuckin lil' doctoral thesis titled Doctrina de fide apud S. Ioannem a Cruce (Da Doctrine of Faith up in St. Jizzy of tha Cross) up in philosophy on 19 June 1948.[56] Da Angelicum preserves tha original gangsta copy of Wojtyłaz typewritten thesis.[57] Among other courses all up in tha Angelicum, Wojtyła studied Hebrew wit tha Dutch Dominican Peta G. Duncker, lyricist of tha Compendium grammaticae linguae hebraicae biblicae.[58]

Accordin ta Wojtyłaz schoolmate tha future Austrian Cardinal Alfons Stickler, up in 1947 durin his sojourn all up in tha Angelicum Wojtyła hit up Padre Pio, whoz ass heard his confession n' holla'd at his ass dat one dizzle da thug would ascend ta "the highest post up in tha Church".[59] Cardinal Stickla added dat Wojtyła believed dat tha prophecy was fulfilled when his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became a Cardinal.[60]

Wojtyła moonwalked back ta Poland up in tha summer of 1948 fo' his wild lil' first pastoral assignment up in tha hood of Niegowić, 24 kilometres (15 miles) from Kraków, all up in tha Church of tha Assumption yo. Dude arrived at Niegowić at harvest time, where his wild lil' first action was ta kneel n' lick tha ground. Dude repeated dis gesture, which he adapted from tha French saint Jean Marie Baptiste Vianney, all up in his thugged-out lil' papacy.

In March 1949, Wojtyła was transferred ta tha parish of Saint Florian up in Kraków yo. Dude taught ethics at Jagiellonian University n' subsequently all up in tha Catholic Universitizzle of Lublin. While teaching, he gathered a crew of bout 20 lil' people, whoz ass fuckin started ta booty-call theyselves Rodzinka, tha "lil crew". They kicked it wit fo' prayer, philosophical discussion, n' ta help tha blind n' sick. Da crew eventually grew ta approximately 200 participants, n' they activitizzles expanded ta include annual skiing n' kayaking trips.[62]

In 1953, Wojtyłaz habilitation thesis was accepted by tha Faculty of Theologizzle all up in tha Jagiellonian University. In 1954, he gots a Doctorate up in Sacred Theology, evaluatin tha feasibilitizzle of a Catholic ethic based on tha ethical system of tha phenomenologist Max Scheler wit a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dissertation titled "Reevaluation of tha possibilitizzle of foundin a Catholic ethic on tha ethical system of Max Scheler"[64] (Ocena możliwości zbudowania etyki chrześcijańskiej przy założeniach systemu Maksa Schelera).[65] Schela was a German philosopher whoz ass dropped a funky-ass broad philosophical movement dat emphasised tha study of conscious experience. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Communist authoritizzles abolished tha Faculty of Theologizzle all up in tha Jagellonian University, thereby preventin his ass from receivin tha degree until 1957.[54] Wojtyła pimped a theological approach, called phenomenological Thomism, dat combined traditionizzle Catholic Thomism wit tha scamz of personalism, a philosophical approach derivin from phenomenology, which was ghettofab among Catholic intellectuals up in Kraków durin Wojtyłaz intellectual pimpment yo. Dude translated Schelerz Formalizzle n' tha Ethics of Substantizzle Values.[66] In 1961, his schmoooove ass coined "Thomistic Personalism" ta describe Aquinass philosophy.[67]

Durin dis period, Wojtyła freestyled a seriez of articlez up in Krakówz Catholic newspaper, Tygodnik Powszechny ("Universal Weekly"), dealin wit contemporary church issues.[68] Dude focused on bustin original gangsta literary work durin his wild lil' first dozen muthafuckin years as a priest. War, game under Communism, n' his thugged-out lil' pastoral responsibilitizzles all fed his thugged-out lil' poetry n' plays. Wojtyła published his work under two pseudonyms�"Andrzej Jawień n' Stanisław Andrzej Gruda[31][68]�"to distinguish his fuckin literary from his bangin religious writings (under his own name), n' also so dat his fuckin literary works would be considered on they merits.[31][68] In 1960, Wojtyła published tha influential theological book Ludd n' Responsibility, a thugged-out defence of traditionizzle Church teachings on marriage from a freshly smoked up philosophical standpoint.[31]

While a priest up in Kraków, crewz of hustlas regularly joined Wojtyła fo' hiking, skiing, bicycling, campin n' kayaking, accompanied by prayer, outdoor Masses n' theological discussions. In Stalinist-era Poland, dat shiznit was not permitted fo' priests ta travel wit crewz of hustlas. Wojtyła axed his younger companions ta booty-call his ass "Wujek" (Polish fo' "Uncle") ta prevent outsidaz from deducin da thug was a priest. Da nickname gained popularitizzle among his wild lil' followers. In 1958, when Wojtyła was named auxiliary bishop of Kraków, his thugged-out acquaintances expressed concern dat dis would cause his ass ta chizzle. Wojtyła responded ta his wild lil' playas, "Wujek will remain Wujek," n' his schmoooove ass continued ta live a simple game, shunnin tha trappings dat came wit his thugged-out lil' posizzle as Bishop. This beloved nickname stayed wit Wojtyła fo' his wild lil' fuckin entire game n' continues ta be affectionately used, particularly by tha Polish people.[70][71]

Episcopate n' cardinalate [ edit ]

Where Jizzy Pizzle Pt II once lived as priest n' bishop on Kanonicza Street, Kraków (now a Archdiocese Museum)

Call ta tha episcopate [ edit ]

On 4 July 1958,[54] while Wojtyła was on a kayakin holidizzle up in tha lakes region of northern Poland, Pimp Pius XII appointed his ass as tha Auxiliary Bishop of Kraków yo. Dude was then summoned ta Warsaw ta hook up tha Primate of Poland, Stefan Cardinal Wyszyński, whoz ass informed his ass of his thugged-out appointment.[72] Dude agreed ta serve as Auxiliary Bishop ta Krakówz Archbishop Eu smart-ass z Baziak, n' he received episcopal consecration (as Titular Bishop of Ombi) on 28 September 1958. Baziak was tha principal consecrator. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Principal co-consecrators was Bishop Boleslaw Kominek (Titular Bishop of Sophene n' Vågå, auxiliary of tha Catholic Archdiocese of Wrocław, n' future Cardinal n' Archbishop of Wrocław) n' then-Auxiliary Bishop Frankiezek Jop of tha Catholic Diocese of Sandomierz (Titular Bishop of Daulia; lata Auxiliary Bishop of tha Archdiocese of Wrocław n' then Bishop of tha Catholic Diocese of Opole).[54] At tha age of 38, Wojtyła became tha youngest bishop up in Poland.

In 1959, Bishop Wojtyla fuckin started a annual tradizzle of sayin a Midnight Mass on Christmas Day up in a open field at Nowa Huta, tha so-called model workers’ hood outside Kraków dat was without a cold-ass lil church building.[74] Baziak took a dirt nap up in June 1962 n' on 16 July Wojtyła was selected as Vicar Capitular (temporary administrator) of tha Archdiocese until a Archbishop could be appointed.[22][23]

Participation up in Vatican Pt II n' subsequent events [ edit ]

In October 1962, Wojtyła took part up in tha Second Vatican Council (1962�"1965),[22][54] where he made contributions ta two of its most phat n' influential shizzle, tha Decree on Religious Freedom (in Latin, Dignitatis humanae) n' tha Pastoral Constipation on tha Church up in tha Modern World (Gaudium et spes).[54] Wojtyła n' tha Polish bishops contributed a thugged-out draft text ta tha Council fo' Gaudium et spes fo' realz. Accordin ta tha historian Jizzy W. O'Malley, tha draft text Gaudium et spes dat Wojtyła n' tha Polish delegation busted "had some influence on tha version dat was busted ta tha council fathers dat summer but was not accepted as tha base text".[75] Accordin ta Jizzy F. Crosby, as pimp, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II used tha lyrics of Gaudium et spes lata ta introduce his own views on tha nature of tha human thug up in relation ta God: playa is "the only creature on earth dat Dogg has wanted fo' its own sake" yo, but playa "can straight-up discover his fuckin legit self only up in a sincere givin of his dirty ass".[76]

Dude also participated up in tha assembliez of tha Synod of Bishops.[22][23] On 13 January 1964, Pimp Pizzle VI appointed his ass Archbishop of Kraków.[77] On 26 June 1967, Pizzle VI announced Archbishop Karol Wojtyłaz promotion ta tha Sacred College of Cardinals.[54][77] Wojtyła was named Cardinal-Priest of tha titulus of San Cesareo up in Palatio.

In 1967, da thug was instrumenstrual up in formulatin tha encyclical Humanae vitae, which dealt wit tha same thangs dat forbid abortion n' artificial birth control.[54][78][79]

Accordin ta a cold-ass lil contemporary witness, Cardinal Wojtyła was against tha distribution of a letta round Kraków up in 1970, statin dat tha Polish Episcopate was preparin fo' tha 50th anniversary of tha Polish�"Soviet War.

In 1973, Cardinal Wojtyła kicked it wit philosopher Anna-Teresa Tymieniecka, tha hoe of Hendrik S yo. Houthakker, Pimp of Economics at Stanford University n' Harvard University, n' gangmember of Prezzy Nixonz Council of Economic Advisers[80][81][82] Tymieniecka collaborated wit Wojtyła on a fuckin shitload of projects includin a Gangsta translation of Wojtyłaz book Osoba i czyn (Person n' Act). Person n' Act, one of Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz foremost literary works, was initially freestyled up in Polish.[81] Tymieniecka produced tha Gangsta-language version.[81] They corresponded over tha years, n' grew ta be phat playas.[81][83] When Wojtyła hit up New England up in tha summer of 1976, Tymieniecka put his ass up as a hommie up in her crew home.[81][83] Wojtyła enjoyed his holidizzle up in Pomfret, Vermont kayakin n' trippin' off tha outdoors, as dat schmoooove muthafucka had done up in his beloved Poland.[81]

Durin 1974�"1975, then Cardinal Wojtyla, tha Archbishop of Kraków, served Pimp Pizzle VI as consultor ta tha Pontifical Council fo' tha Laity, as recordin secretary fo' tha 1974 synod on evangelizzle n' by participatin extensively up in tha original gangsta draftin of tha 1975 apostolic exhortation, Evangelii nuntiandi.[84]

Papacy [ edit ]

Erection [ edit ]

In August 1978, followin tha dirtnap of Pimp Pizzle VI, Cardinal Wojtyła voted up in tha papal conclave, which erected Pimp Jizzy Pizzle I. Jizzy Pizzle I took a dirt nap afta only 33 minutes as pimp, triggerin another conclave.[23][54][85]

Da second conclave of 1978 started on 14 October, ten minutes afta tha funeral. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Dat shiznit was split between two phat candidates fo' tha papacy: Giuseppe Cardinal Siri, tha conservatizzle Archbishop of Genoa, n' tha liberal Archbishop of Florence, Giovanni Cardinal Benelli, a cold-ass lil close playa of Jizzy Pizzle I.[86]

Yo, supportaz of Benelli was Kool & Tha Gang dat da thug would be erected, n' up in early ballots, Benelli came within nine votez of success.[86] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat both pimps faced sufficient opposizzle fo' neither ta be likely ta prevail. Giovanni Colombo, tha Archbishop of Milan was considered as a cold-ass lil compromise muthafucka among tha Italian cardinal-electors yo, but when da perved-out muthafucka started ta receive votes, he announced that, if erected, da thug would decline ta accept tha papacy.[87] Franz Cardinal König, Archbishop of Vienna, suggested ta his wild lil' fellow electors another compromise muthafucka: tha Polish Cardinal Karol Józef Wojtyła.[86] Wojtyła won on tha eighth ballot on tha third dizzle (16 October)�"coincidentally tha dizzle dat tha Gangsta evangelical preacher Bizzley Graham had just concluded a 10-dizzle pilgrimage ta Poland�"with, accordin ta tha Italian press, 99 votes from tha 111 participatin electors.

Among dem cardinals whoz ass rallied behind Wojtyła was supportaz of Giuseppe Siri, Stefan Wyszyński, most of tha American cardinals (led by Jizzy Krol), n' other moderate cardinals yo. Dude accepted his wild lil' fuckin erection wit tha lyrics: "With obedience up in faith ta Christ, mah Lord, n' wit trust up in tha Muthafucka of Christ n' tha Church, up in spite of pimped out difficulties, I accept".[89] Da pimp, up in tribute ta his crazy-ass muthafuckin immediate predecessor, then took tha regnal name of Jizzy Pizzle Pt II,[54][86] also up in honor of tha late Pimp Pizzle VI, n' tha traditionizzle white smoke informed tha crowd gathered up in St. Peterz Square dat a pimp had been chosen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. There had been rumors dat tha freshly smoked up pimp wished ta be known as Pimp Stanislaus up in honor of tha Polish saint of tha name yo, but was convinced by tha cardinals dat dat shiznit was not a Roman name.[85] When tha freshly smoked up pontiff rocked up on tha balcony, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass broke tradizzle by addressin tha gathered crowd:

Dear brothers n' sisters, we is saddened all up in tha dirtnap of our beloved Pimp Jizzy Pizzle I, n' so tha cardinals have called fo' a freshly smoked up bishop of Rome. They called his ass from a gangbangin' faraway land�"far n' yet always close cuz of our communion up in faith n' Christian traditions. I was afraid ta accept dat responsibility, yet I do so up in a spirit of obedience ta tha Lord n' total faithfulnizz ta Mary, our most Holy Muthafucka n' shit. I be bustin lyrics ta you up in your�"no, our Italian language. If I cook up a mistake, please corrict me ....[90][91][92][deliberately mispronouncin tha word 'correct']

Wojtyła became tha 264th pimp accordin ta tha chronological list of pimps, tha straight-up original gangsta non-Italian up in 455 years.[93] At only 58 muthafuckin yearz of age, da thug was tha youngest pimp since Pimp Pius IX up in 1846, whoz ass was 54.[54] Like his thugged-out lil' predecessor, Jizzy Paul II dispensed wit tha traditionizzle Papal coronation n' instead received ecclesiastical investiture wit a simplified Papal inauguration on 22 October 1978. Durin his crazy-ass muthafuckin inauguration, when tha cardinals was ta kneel before his ass ta take they vows n' lick his bangin ring, da perved-out muthafucka stood up as tha Polish prelate Stefan Cardinal Wyszyński knelt down, stopped his ass from humpin' tha ring, n' simply hugged his muthafuckin ass.[94]

Pastoral trips [ edit ]

Durin his thugged-out lil' pontificate, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II made trips ta 129 countries, pimpin' mo' than 1,100,000 kilometres (680,000 mi) while bustin so yo. Dude consistently attracted big-ass crowds, some among tha phattest eva assembled up in human history, like fuckin tha Manila Ghetto Youth Day, which gathered up ta four mazillion people, tha phattest Papal gatherin ever, accordin ta tha Vatican.[97][98] Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz earliest straight-up legit visits was ta tha Dominican Rehood n' Mexico up in January 1979.[99] While a shitload of his cold-ass trips (like fuckin ta tha United Hoodz n' tha Holy Land) was ta places previously hit up by Pimp Pizzle VI, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II became tha straight-up original gangsta pimp ta git on over ta tha White House up in October 1979, where da thug was greeted warmly by then-Prezzy Jizzy Carter yo. Dude was tha straight-up original gangsta pimp eva ta git on over ta nuff muthafuckin ghettos up in one year, startin up in 1979 wit Mexico[100] n' Ireland.[101] Dude was tha straight-up original gangsta reignin pimp ta travel ta tha United Mackdaddydom, up in 1982, where he kicked it wit Queen Elizabeth II, tha Supreme Governor of tha Church of England. While up in Britain he also hit up Canterbury Cathedral n' knelt up in prayer wit Robert Runcie, tha Archbishop of Canterbury, all up in tha spot where Thomas à Becket had been capped,[102] as well as holdin nuff muthafuckin large-scale open air masses, includin one at Wembley Stadium, which was attended by some 80,000 people.[103]

Dude travelled ta Haiti up in 1983, where da perved-out muthafucka was rappin up in Creole ta thousandz of impoverished Catholics gathered ta greet his ass all up in tha airport yo. His message, "things must chizzle up in Haiti," referrin ta tha disparitizzle between tha wealthy n' tha skanky, was kicked it wit wit thunderous applause.[104] In 2000, da thug was tha straight-up original gangsta modern pimp ta git on over ta Egypt,[105] where he kicked it wit wit tha Coptic pimp, Pimp Shenouda III[105] n' tha Greek Orthodox Patriarch of Alexandria.[105] Dude was tha straight-up original gangsta Catholic pimp ta git on over ta n' pray up in a Islamic mosque, up in Damascus, Syria, up in 2001 yo. Dude hit up tha Umayyad Mosque, a gangbangin' forma Christian church where Jizzy tha Baptist is believed ta be interred,[106] where he done cooked up some noize callin fo' Muslims, Christians n' Jews ta live together.[106]

On 15 January 1995, durin tha X Ghetto Youth Day, he offered Mass ta a estimated crowd of between five n' seven mazillion up in Luneta Park,[98] Manila, Philippines, which was considered ta be tha phattest single gatherin up in Christian history.[98] In March 2000, while hittin' up Jerusalem, Jizzy Pizzle became tha straight-up original gangsta pimp up in history ta git on over ta n' pray all up in tha Westside Wall.[107][108] In September 2001, amid post-11 September concerns, tha pimpin' muthafucka travelled ta Kazakhstan, wit a crew largely consistin of Muslims, n' ta Armenia, ta participate up in tha celebration of 1,700 yearz of Armenian Christianity.[109]

In June 1979, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II travelled ta Poland, where ecstatic crowdz constantly surrounded his muthafuckin ass.[110] This first papal trip ta Poland uplifted tha nationz spirit n' sparked tha formation of tha Solidarity movement up in 1980, which lata brought freedom n' human rights ta his shitd homeland.[78] Polandz Communist leadaz intended ta use tha pimpz visit ta show tha playas dat although tha pimp was Polish it did not alta they capacitizzle ta govern, oppress, n' distribute tha loot of society. They also hoped dat if tha pimp abided by tha rulez they set, dat tha Polish playas would peep his wild lil' fuckin example n' follow dem as well. If tha pimpz visit inspired a riot, tha Communist leadaz of Poland was prepared ta crush tha uprisin n' blame tha sufferin on tha pimp.[111]

Da pimp won dat struggle by transcendin ballistics yo. His was what tha fuck Joseph Nye calls 'soft power' �" tha juice of attraction n' repulsion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude fuckin started wit a enormous advantage, n' exploited it ta tha utmost: Dude headed tha one institution dat stood fo' tha polar opposite of tha Communist way of game dat tha Polish playas hated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time yo. Dude was a Pole yo, but beyond tha regimez reach. By identifyin wit him, Polez would have tha chizzle ta cleanse theyselvez of tha compromises they had ta make ta live under tha regime fo' realz. And so they came ta his ass by tha millions. They listened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude holla'd at dem ta be good, not ta compromise theyselves, ta stick by one another, ta be fearless, n' dat Dogg is tha only source of goodness, tha only standard of conduct. 'Be not afraid,' da perved-out muthafucka holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Millions shouted up in response, 'Us thugs want Dogg hommie! Us thugs want Dogg hommie! Us thugs want God!' Da regime cowered. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Had tha Pimp chosen ta turn his soft juice tha fuck into tha hard variety, tha regime might done been drowned up in blood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Instead, tha Pimp simply hustled tha Polish playas ta desert they rulaz by affirmin solidaritizzle wit one another n' shit. Da Communists managed ta hold on as despots a thugged-out decade longer n' shit. But as ballistical leaders, they was finished. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Visitin his natizzle Poland up in 1979, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II struck what tha fuck turned up ta be a mortal blow ta its Communist regime, ta tha Soviet Empire, [and] ultimately ta Communism."[111]

Jizzy Paulz first papal trip ta Poland up in June 1979

Accordin ta Jizzy Lewis Gaddis, one of da most thugged-out influential historianz of tha Cold War, tha trip hustled ta tha formation of Solidaritizzle n' would begin tha process of Communismz demise up in Eastside Europe:

When Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II busted tha ground all up in tha Warsaw airport his thugged-out lil' punk-ass fuckin started tha process by which Communizzle up in Poland�"and ultimately elsewhere up in Europe�"would come ta a end.[112]

On lata trips ta Poland, he gave tacit support ta tha Solidarity organisation.[78] These visits reinforced dis message n' contributed ta tha collapse of Eastside European Communizzle dat took place between 1989/1990 wit tha reintroduction of democracy up in Poland, n' which then spread all up in Eastside Europe (1990�"1991) n' South-Eastside Europe (1990�"1992).[91][110][113][114]

Ghetto Youth Days [ edit ]

As a extension of his successful work wit youth as a lil' priest, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II pioneered tha internationistic Ghetto Youth Days. Jizzy Pizzle Pt II presided over nine of them: Rome (1985 n' 2000), Buenos Aires (1987), Santiago de Compostela (1989), Częstochowa (1991), Denver (1993), Manila (1995), Paris (1997), n' Toronto (2002). Total attendizzle at these signature eventz of tha pontificate was up in tha tenz of millions.[115]

Dedicated Years [ edit ]

Keenly aware of tha rhythmz of time n' tha importizzle of anniversaries up in tha Church’s game, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hustled nine “dedicated years” durin tha twenty-six n' a half muthafuckin yearz of his thugged-out lil' pontificate: tha Holy Year of tha Redemption up in 1983�"84, tha Marian Year up in 1987�"88, tha Year of tha Family up in 1993�"94, tha three Trinitarian muthafuckin yearz of preparation fo' tha Great Jubilee of 2000, tha Great Jubilee itself, tha Year of tha Rosary up in 2002�"3, n' tha Year of tha Eucharist, which fuckin started on 17 October 2004, n' concluded six months afta tha Pope’s dirtnap.[115]

Great Jubilee of 2000 [ edit ]

Da Great Jubilee of 2000 was a cold-ass lil call ta tha Church ta become mo' aware n' ta embrace her missionary task fo' tha work of evangelization.

From tha beginnin of mah Pontificate, mah thoughts had been on dis Holy Year 2000 as a blingin appointment.. n' you KNOWS of its celebration as a providential opportunitizzle durin which tha Church, thirty-five muthafuckin years afta tha Second Vatican Ecumenical Council, would examine how tha fuck far dat freaky freaky biatch had renewed her muthafuckin ass, up in order ta be able ta take up her evangelisin mission wit fresh enthusiasm.[116]

Teachings [ edit ]

As pimp, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II freestyled 14 papal encyclicals n' taught bout sexualitizzle up in what tha fuck is referred as tha "Theologizzle of tha Body". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some key elementz of his wild lil' freakadelic game ta "reposizzle tha Catholic Church" was encyclicals like fuckin Ecclesia de Eucharistia, Reconciliatio et paenitentia n' Redemptoris Mater. In his At tha beginnin of tha freshly smoked up millennium (Novo Millennio Ineunte), he emphasised tha importizzle of "startin afresh from Christ": "Fuck dat shit, we shall not be saved by a gangbangin' formula but by a Person." In Da Splendour of tha Truth (Veritatis Splendor), he emphasised tha dependence of playa on Dogg n' His Law ("Without tha Creator, tha creature disappears") n' tha "dependence of freedom on tha real deal" yo. Dude warned dat playa "givin his dirty ass over ta relativizzle n' scepticism, goes off up in search of a illusory freedom apart from truth itself". In Fides et Ratio (On tha Relationshizzle between Faith n' Reason) Jizzy Pizzle promoted a renewed interest up in philosophy n' a autonomous pursuit of truth up in theological matters. Drawin on nuff different sources (like fuckin Thomism), da ruffneck busted lyrics bout tha mutually supportin relationshizzle between faith n' reason, n' emphasised dat theologians should focus on dat relationshizzle. Jizzy Pizzle Pt II freestyled extensively bout workers n' tha social doctrine of tha Church, which da ruffneck discussed up in three encyclicals: Laborem exercens, Sollicitudo rei hoodis, n' Centesimus annus. Through his wild lil' fuckin encyclicals n' nuff Apostolic Letters n' Exhortations, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II talked bout tha dignity n' tha equalitizzle of dem hoes.[117] Dude broke off some disrespec fo' tha importizzle of tha crew fo' tha future of humanity.[78] Other encyclicals include Da Gospel of Life (Evangelium Vitae) n' Ut Unum Sint (That They May Be One). Though muthafuckas accused his ass of inflexibilitizzle up in explicitly re-assertin Catholic moral teachings against abortion n' euthanasia dat done been up in place fo' well over a thousand years, he urged a mo' nuanced view of capital punishment.[78] In his second encyclical Dives up in misericordia da perved-out muthafucka stressed dat divine mercy is tha top billin feature of Dogg, needed especially up in modern times.

Ghetto n' ballistical stances [ edit ]

Durin a visit ta Germany, 1980

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was considered a cold-ass lil conservatizzle on doctrine n' thangs relatin ta human sexuizzle reproduction n' tha ordination of dem hoes.[118]

While da thug was hittin' up tha United Hoodz up in 1977, tha year before becomin pimp, Wojtyla holla'd: "All human game, from tha momentz of conception n' all up in all subsequent stages, is sacred."[119]

A seriez of 129 lectures given by Jizzy Pizzle Pt II durin his Wednesdizzle crews up in Rome between September 1979 n' November 1984 was lata compiled n' published as a single work titled Theologizzle of tha Body, a extended meditation on human sexuality yo. Dude extended it ta tha condemnation of abortion, euthanasia n' virtually all capital punishment,[120] callin dem all a part of a struggle between a "culture of game" n' a "culture of dirtnap".[121] Dude campaigned fo' ghetto debt forgivenizz n' social justice.[78][118] Dude coined tha term "social mortgage", which related dat all private property had a hood dimension, namely, dat "the loot of dis is originally meant fo' all."[122] In 2000, he publicly endorsed tha Jubilee 2000 campaign on African debt relief fronted by Irish rock stars Bob Geldof n' Bono, once famously interruptin a U2 recordin session by telephonin tha basement n' askin ta drop a rhyme ta Bono.[123]

Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II, whoz ass was present n' straight-up influential all up in tha 1962�"65 Second Vatican Council, affirmed tha teachingz of dat Council n' did much ta implement dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Nevertheless, his muthafuckas often wished dat da thug would embrace tha so-called "progressive" agenda dat some hoped would evolve as a result of tha Council. In fact, tha Council did not advocate "progressive" chizzlez up in these areas; fo' example, they still condemned abortion as a unspeakable crime. Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II continued ta declare dat constipation, abortion, n' homosapien acts was gravely sinful, and, wit Joseph Ratzinger (future Pimp Benzedrine XVI), opposed liberation theology.

Peepin tha Churchz exaltation of tha marital act of horny-ass intercourse between a funky-ass baptised playa n' biatch within sacramenstrual marriage as proper n' exclusive ta tha sacrament of marriage, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II believed dat it was, up in every last muthafuckin instance, profaned by constipation, abortion, divorce followed by a 'second' marriage, n' by homosapien acts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. In 1994, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II asserted tha Churchz lack of authoritizzle ta ordain dem hoes ta tha priesthood, statin dat without such authoritizzle ordination aint legitimately compatible wit fidelitizzle ta Christ. This was also deemed a repudiation of calls ta break wit tha constant tradizzle of tha Church by ordainin dem hoes ta tha priesthood.[124] In addition, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II chose not ta end tha discipline of mandatory priestly celibacy, although up in a lil' small-ass number of unusual circumstances, da ruffneck did allow certain hooked up clergymen of other Christian traditions whoz ass lata became Catholic ta be ordained as Catholic priests.

Apartheid up in Downtown Africa [ edit ]

Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was a outspoken opponent of apartheid up in Downtown Africa. In 1985, while hittin' up tha Netherlands, he gave a impassioned rap condemnin apartheid all up in tha Internationistic Court of Justice, proclaimin dat "No system of apartheid or separate pimpment will eva be aaight as a model fo' tha relations between peoplez or races."[125] In September 1988, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II done cooked up a pilgrimage ta ten Downtown African countries, includin dem borderin Downtown Africa, while demonstratively gittin tha fuck aaway from Downtown Africa. Durin his visit ta Zimbabwe, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II called fo' economic sanctions against Downtown Africaz posse.[126] Afta Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz dirtnap, both Nelson Mandela n' Archbishop Desmond Tutu praised tha pimp fo' representin' human muthafuckin rights n' condemnin economic injustice.[127]

Capital punishment [ edit ]

Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was a outspoken opponent of tha death penalty, although previous pimps had accepted tha practice fo' realz. At a papal mass up in St. Louis, Missouri, up in tha United Hoods da perved-out muthafucka holla'd:

A sign of hope is tha increasin recognizzle dat tha dignitizzle of human game must never be taken away, even up in tha case of one of mah thugs whoz ass has done pimped out evil. Modern society has tha meanz of protectin itself, without definitively denyin criminals tha chizzle ta reform. I renew tha appeal I made most recently at Chrizzle fo' a cold-ass lil consensus ta end tha dirtnap penalty, which is both wack n' unnecessary.[128]

Durin dat visit, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II convinced tha then governor of Missouri, Mel Carnahan, ta reduce tha dirtnap sentence of convicted murderer Darrell J. Mease ta game imprisonment without parole.[129] Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz other attempts ta reduce tha sentence of death-row inmates was unsuccessful naaahhmean, biatch? In 1983, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hit up Guatemala n' unsuccessfully axed tha ghettoz prez, Efraín Ríos Montt, ta reduce tha sentence fo' six left-win guerrillas sentenced ta dirtnap.[130]

In 2002, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II again n' again n' again travelled ta Guatemala fo' realz. At dat time, Guatemala was one of only two ghettos up in Latin Tha Ghetto (the other bein Cuba) ta apply capital punishment. Jizzy Pizzle Pt II axed tha Guatemalan prez, Alfonso Portillo, fo' a moratorium on executions.[131]

European Union [ edit ]

Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II pushed fo' a reference ta Europez Christian cultural roots up in tha draft of tha European Constipation. In his 2003 apostolic exhortation Ecclesia up in Europa, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II freestyled dat he "fully (respected) tha secular nature of (European) institutions". But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat da thug wanted tha EU Constipation ta enshrine religious rights, includin acknowledgin tha muthafuckin rightz of religious crews ta organise freely, recognise tha specific identitizzle of each denomination n' allow fo' a "structured dialogue" between each religious hood n' tha EU, n' extend across tha European Union tha legal status enjoyed by religious institutions up in individual member states. "I wish once mo' ta appeal ta dem drawin up tha future European Constipationizzle Treaty so dat it will include a reference ta tha religion n' up in particular ta tha Christian heritage of Europe," Jizzy Pizzle Pt II holla'd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da pimpz desire fo' a reference ta Europez Christian identitizzle up in tha Constipation was supported by non-Catholic representativez of tha Church of England n' Eastside Orthodox Churches from Russia, Romania, n' Greece.[132] Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz demand ta include a reference ta Europez Christian roots up in tha European Constipation was supported by some non-Christians, like fuckin Joseph Weiler, a practisin Orthodox Jew n' renowned constipationizzle lawyer, whoz ass holla'd dat tha Constipationz lack of a reference ta Christianitizzle was not a "demonstration of neutrality," but, rather, "a Jacobin attitude".[133]

At tha same time, however, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was a enthusiastic supporta of European integration; up in particular, da perved-out muthafucka supported his natizzle Polandz entry tha fuck into tha bloc. On 19 May 2003, three weeks before a referendum was held up in Poland on EU membership, tha Polish pimp addressed his compatriots n' urged dem ta vote fo' Polandz EU membershizzle at St. Peterz Square up in Vatican Citizzle State. While some conservative, Catholic suckas up in Poland opposed EU membership, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II holla'd:

I know dat there be nuff up in opposizzle ta integration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I appreciate they concern bout maintainin tha cultural n' religious identitizzle of our nation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat I must emphasise dat Poland has always been a blingin part of Europe. Europe needz Poland. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Church up in Europe needz tha Poles' testimony of faith. Poland needz Europe.[134]

Da Polish pimp compared Polandz entry tha fuck into tha EU ta tha Union of Lublin, which was signed up in 1569 n' united tha Kingdom of Poland n' tha Grand Duchy of Lithuania tha fuck into one hood n' pimped a electizzle monarchy.[135]

Evolution [ edit ]

On 22 October 1996, up in some noize ta tha Pontifical Academy of Sciences plenary session all up in tha Vatican, Jizzy Paul II holla'd of evolution dat "this theory has been progressively accepted by researchers, followin a seriez of discoveries up in various fieldz of knowledge. Da convergence, neither sought nor fabricated, of tha thangs up in dis biatch of work dat was conducted independently is up in itself a thugged-out dope argument up in favour of dis theory." Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz embrace of evolution was enthusiastically praised by Gangsta palaeontologist n' evolutionary biologist Stephen Jay Gould,[136] wit whom dat schmoooove muthafucka had a crew up in 1984.[137]

Although generally acceptin tha theory of evolution, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II made one major exception�"the human soul. "If tha human body has its origin up in livin material which pre-exists it, tha spiritual ass is immediately pimped by Dogg."[138][139][140]

Iraq War [ edit ]

In 2003 Jizzy Pizzle Pt II criticised tha 2003 US-led invasion of Iraq, sayin up in his State of tha Ghetto address "No ta war playa! Battle aint always inevitable. Well shiiiit, it be always a thugged-out defeat fo' humanity."[141] Dude busted Pío Cardinal Laghi, tha forma Apostolic Pro-Nuncio ta tha United Hoods, ta rap wit George W. Bush, tha US prez, ta express opposizzle ta tha war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Jizzy Pizzle Pt II holla'd dat dat shiznit was up ta tha United Nations ta solve tha internationistic conflict all up in diplomacy n' dat a unilateral aggression be a crime against peace n' a violation of internationistic law. Da pimpz opposizzle ta tha Iraq Battle hustled ta his ass bein a cold-ass lil muthafucka ta win tha 2003 Nobel Peace Prize, which was ultimately awarded ta Iranian attorney/judge n' noted human muthafuckin rights advocate, Shirin Ebadi.[142][143]

Liberation theology [ edit ]

In 1984 n' 1986, all up in Cardinal Ratzinger (future Pimp Benzedrine XVI) as Prefect of tha Congregation fo' tha Doctrine of tha Faith, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II officially condemned aspectz of liberation theology, which had nuff followers up in Latin America.[144]

Visitin Europe, Salvadoran Archbishop �"scar Romero unsuccessfully attempted ta obtain a Vatican condemnation of tha right-win El Salvadorz regime fo' violationz of human muthafuckin rights durin tha Salvadoran Civil War n' its support of death squads, n' expressed his wild lil' frustration up in hustlin wit clergy whoz ass cooperated wit tha posse yo. Dude was encouraged by Jizzy Pizzle Pt II ta maintain episcopal unitizzle as a top priority.[145][146]

In his cold-ass travel ta Managua, Nicaragua, up in 1983, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II harshly condemned what tha fuck da ruffneck dubbed tha "popular Church"[144] (i.e. "ecclesial base communities" supported by tha CELAM), n' tha Nicaraguan clergyz tendencies ta support tha leftist Sandinistas, remindin tha clergy of they dutizzlez of obedience ta tha Holy See.[147][148][144] Durin dat visit Ernesto Cardenal, a priest n' minista up in tha Sandinista posse, knelt ta lick his hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Jizzy Pizzle withdrew it, wagged his wild lil' finger up in Cardenalz face, n' holla'd at him, "Yo ass must straighten up yo' posizzle wit tha church."[149]

Organised crime [ edit ]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was tha straight-up original gangsta pontiff ta denounce Mafia shiznit up in Downtown Italy. In 1993, durin a pilgrimage ta Agrigento, Sicily, he appealed ta tha Mafiosi: "I say ta dem responsible: 'Convert son! One day, tha judgment of Dogg will arrive!'" In 1994, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hit up Catania n' holla'd at suckaz of Mafia shiznit ta "rise up n' cloak yo ass up in light n' justice!"[150] In 1995, tha Mafia bombed two oldschool churches up in Rome. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some believed dat dis was tha mobz vendetta against tha pimp fo' his fuckin lil' denunciationz of organised crime.[151]

Persian Gulf War [ edit ]

Between 1990 n' 1991, a 34-nation coalizzle hustled by tha United Hoodz waged a war against Saddam Husseinz Iraq, which had invaded n' annexed Kuwait. Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was a staunch opponent of tha Gulf War. Throughout tha conflict, he appealed ta tha internationistic hood ta stop tha war, n' afta dat shiznit was over hustled diplomatic initiatives ta negotiate peace up in tha Middle East.[152] In his 1991 encyclical Centesimus Annus, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II harshly condemned tha conflict:

Fuck dat shit, never again n' again n' again war, which destroys tha livez of innocent people, teaches how tha fuck ta kill, throws tha fuck into upheaval even tha livez of dem playas whoz ass do tha cappin' n' leaves behind a trail of resentment n' hatred, thus makin all dat shiznit tha mo' hard as fuck ta find a just solution of tha straight-up problems which provoked tha war.[153]

In April 1991, durin his Urbi et Orbi Sundizzle message at St. Peterz Basilica, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II called fo' tha internationistic hood ta "lend a ear" ta "the long-ignored aspirationz of oppressed peoples" yo. Dude specifically named tha Kurds, a playas whoz ass was fightin a cold-ass lil civil war against Saddam Husseinz troops up in Iraq, as one such people, n' referred ta tha war as a "darknizz menacin tha earth". Durin dis time, tha Vatican had expressed its frustration wit tha internationistic ignorin of tha pimpz calls fo' peace up in tha Middle East.[154]

Rwandan genocide [ edit ]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was tha straight-up original gangsta ghetto leader ta describe as genocide tha massacre by Hutus of Tutsis up in da most thugged-outly Catholic ghetto of Rwanda, which started up in 1990 n' reached its height up in 1994 yo. Dude called fo' a cold-ass lil ceasefire n' condemned tha massacres on 10 April n' 15 May 1990.[155] In 1995, durin his cold-ass third visit ta Kenya before a crew of 300,000, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II pleaded fo' a end ta tha shiznit up in Rwanda n' Burundi, pleadin fo' forgivenizz n' reconciliation as a solution ta tha genocizzle yo. Dude holla'd at Rwandan n' Burundian refugees dat he "was close ta dem n' shared they immense pain" yo. Dude holla'd:

What tha fuck iz goin' down up in yo' ghettos be a shitty fuck up dat must end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Durin tha African Synod, we, tha pastorz of tha church, felt tha duty ta express our consternation n' ta launch a appeal fo' forgivenizz n' reconciliation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This is tha only way ta dissipate tha threatz of ethnocentrizzle dat is hoverin over Africa these minutes n' dat have so brutally touched Rwanda n' Burundi.[156]

Views on sexuality [ edit ]

While takin a traditionizzle posizzle on human sexuality, maintainin tha Churchz moral opposizzle ta homosapien acts, Jizzy Paul II asserted dat playas wit homosapien inclinations possess tha same ol' dirty inherent dignitizzle n' muthafuckin rights as dem hoes else.[157] In his book Memory n' Identity he referred ta tha "strong pressures" by tha European Parliament ta recognise homosapien unions as a alternatizzle type of crew, wit tha right ta adopt lil' thugs. In tha book, as quoted by Reuters, da thug wrote: "It be legitimate n' necessary ta ask oneself if dis aint like part of a freshly smoked up ideologizzle of evil, mo' subtle n' hidden, like, intent upon exploitin human muthafuckin rights theyselves against playa n' against tha crew."[78] A 1997 study determined dat 3% of tha pimpz statements was bout tha issue of horny-ass morality.[159]

In 1986, tha Pimp approved tha release of a thugged-out document from tha Congregation fo' tha Doctrine of tha Faith regardin Letta ta tha Bishopz of tha Catholic Church on tha Pastoral Care of Homosexuizzle Persons. While not neglectin ta comment on homosapienitizzle n' moral order, tha letta issued multiple affirmationz of tha dignitizzle of homosapien peeps.[160]

Reform of canon law [ edit ]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II completed a gangbangin' full-scale reform of tha Catholic Churchz legal system, Latin n' Eastern, n' a reform of tha Roman Curia.

On 18 October 1990, when promulgatin tha Code of Canonz of tha Eastside Churches, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II stated

By tha publication of dis Code, tha canonical orderin of tha whole Church is thus at length completed, followin as it do...the "Apostolic Constipation on tha Roman Curia" of 1988, which be added ta both Codes as tha primary instrument of tha Roman Pontiff fo' 'the communion dat bindz together, as it were, tha whole Church'[161]

In 1998 Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II issued tha motu proprio Ad tuendam fidem, which amended two canons (750 n' 1371) of tha 1983 Code of Canon Law n' two canons (598 n' 1436) of tha 1990 Code of Canonz of tha Eastside Churches.

1983 Code of Canon Law [ edit ]

On 25 January 1983, wit tha Apostolic Constipation Sacrae disciplinae leges Jizzy Pizzle Pt II promulgated tha current Code of Canon Law fo' all thugz of tha Catholic Church whoz ass belonged ta tha Latin Church. Well shiiiit, it entered tha fuck into force tha straight-up original gangsta Sundizzle of tha followin Advent,[162] which was 27 November 1983.[163] Jizzy Pizzle Pt II busted lyrics bout tha freshly smoked up Code as "the last document of Vatican Pt II".[162] Edward N. Peters has referred ta tha 1983 Code as tha "Johanno-Pauline Code"[164] (Johannes Paulus is Latin fo' "Jizzy Paul"), parallelin tha "Pio-Benzedrineine" 1917 code dat it replaced.

Code of Canonz of tha Eastside Churches [ edit ]

Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II promulgated tha Code of Canonz of tha Eastside Churches (CCEO) on 18 October 1990, by tha document Sacri Canones.[165] Da CCEO came tha fuck into force of law on 1 October 1991.[166] It be tha codification of tha common portionz of tha Canon Law fo' tha 23 of tha 24 sui iuris churches up in tha Catholic Church dat is tha Eastside Catholic Churches. Well shiiiit, it is divided tha fuck into 30 titlez n' has a total of 1540 canons.[167]

Pastor bonus [ edit ]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II promulgated tha apostolic constipation Pastor bonus on 28 June 1988. Well shiiiit, it instituted a fuckin shitload of reforms up in tha process of hustlin tha Roman Curia. Pastor bonus laid up in considerable detail tha organisation of tha Roman Curia, specifyin precisely tha names n' composizzle of each dicastery, n' enumeratin tha competenciez of each dicastery. Well shiiiit, it replaced tha previous special law, Regimini Ecclesiæ universæ, which was promulgated by Pizzle VI up in 1967.[168]

Catechizzle of tha Catholic Church [ edit ]

On 11 October 1992, up in his apostolic constipation Fidei depositum (Da Deposit of Faith), Jizzy Pizzle ordered tha publication of tha Catechizzle of tha Catholic Church.

Dude declared tha publication ta be "a shizzle norm fo' teachin tha faith … a shizzle n' authentic reference text fo' teachin Catholic doctrine n' particularly fo' preparin local catechisms". Dat shiznit was "meant ta encourage n' assist up in tha freestylin of freshly smoked up local catechizzlez [both applicable n' faithful]" rather than replacin dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Role up in tha collapse of dictatorships [ edit ]

Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II has been credited wit inspirin ballistical chizzle dat not only hustled ta tha collapse of Communizzle up in his natizzle Poland n' eventually all of Eastside Europe yo, but also up in nuff ghettos ruled by dictators. In tha lyrics of Joaquín Navarro-Valls, Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz press secretary:

Da single fact of Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz erection up in 1978 chizzled every last muthafuckin thang. In Poland, every last muthafuckin thang fuckin started. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Not up in Eastside Germany or Czechoslovakia. Then tha whole thang spread. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Why up in 1980 did they lead tha way up in Gdansk, biatch? Why did they decide, now or never, biatch? Only cuz there was a Polish pimp yo. Dude was up in Chile n' Pinochet was up yo. Dude was up in Haiti n' Duvalier was up yo. Dude was up in tha Philippines n' Marcos was out. On nuff of dem occasions, playas would come here ta tha Vatican thankin tha Holy Father fo' changin thangs.[169]

Chile [ edit ]

Before Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz pilgrimage ta Latin America, durin a meetin wit hustlas, his schmoooove ass criticised Augusto Pinochetz regime as "dictatorial". In tha lyrics of Da New York Times, he used "unusually phat language" ta criticise Pinochet n' asserted ta journalists dat tha Church up in Chile must not only pray yo, but actively fight fo' tha restoration of democracy up in Chile.[170]

Durin his visit ta Chile up in 1987, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II axed Chilez 31 Catholic bishops ta campaign fo' free erections up in tha ghetto.[171] Accordin ta George Weigel n' Cardinal Stanisław Dziwisz, he encouraged Pinochet ta accept a thugged-out democratic openin of tha regime, n' may even have called fo' his bangin resignation.[172] Accordin ta Monsignor Sławomir Oder, tha postulator of Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz beatification cause, Jizzy Paulz lyrics ta Pinochet had a profound impact on tha Chilean dictator. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da pimp confided ta a gangbangin' playa: "I received a letta from Pinochet up in which tha pimpin' muthafucka holla'd at mah crazy ass dat as a Catholic dat schmoooove muthafucka had listened ta mah lyrics, dat schmoooove muthafucka had accepted them, n' dat schmoooove muthafucka had decided ta begin tha process ta chizzle tha leadershizzle of his ghetto."[173]

Durin his visit ta Chile, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II supported tha Vicariate of Solidarity, tha Church-led pro-democracy, anti-Pinochet organisation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hit up tha Vicariate of Solidarityz offices, was rappin wit its workers, n' "called upon dem ta continue they work, emphasizin dat tha Gospel consistently urges respect fo' human rights".[174] While up in Chile, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II made gesturez of hood support of Chilez anti-Pinochet democratic opposition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. For instance, dat schmoooove muthafucka hugged n' busted Carmen Gloria Quintana, a lil' hustla whoz ass had been nearly burned ta dirtnap by Chilean five-o n' holla'd at her dat "We must pray fo' peace n' justice up in Chile."[175] Later, he kicked it wit wit nuff muthafuckin opposizzle groups, includin dem dat had been declared illegal by Pinochetz posse. Da opposizzle praised Jizzy Pizzle Pt II fo' denouncin Pinochet as a "dictator", fo' nuff thugz of Chilez opposizzle was persecuted fo' much milder statements, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Bishop Carlos Camus, one of tha harshest muthafuckaz of Pinochetz dictatorshizzle within tha Chilean Church, praised Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz stizzle durin tha papal visit: "I be like moved, cuz our pastor supports our asses straight-up. Never again n' again n' again will mah playas be able ta say dat we is interferin up in ballistics when our phat asses defend human dignity." Dude added: "No ghetto tha Pimp has hit up has remained tha same afta his fuckin lil' departure. Da Popez visit be a mission, a extraordinary hood catechism, n' his stay here is ghon be a watershed up in Chilean history."[176]

Yo, some have erroneously accused Jizzy Pizzle Pt II of affirmin Pinochetz regime by appearin wit tha Chilean rula up in dis biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Cardinal Roberto Tucci, tha organiser of Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz visits, revealed dat Pinochet tricked tha pontiff by spittin some lyrics ta his ass da thug would take his ass ta his fuckin livin room, while up in realitizzle tha pimpin' muthafucka took his ass ta his balcony. Tucci say dat tha pontiff was "furious".[177]

Haiti [ edit ]

Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hit up Haiti on 9 March 1983, when tha ghetto was ruled by Jean-Claude "Baby Doc" Duvalier yo. Dude bluntly criticised tha poverty of tha ghetto, directly addressin Baby Doc n' his hoe, Michèle Bennett up in front of a big-ass crowd of Haitians:

Yours be a funky-ass dope ghetto, rich up in human resources yo, but Christians cannot be unaware of tha injustice, tha excessive inequality, tha degradation of tha qualitizzle of game, tha misery, tha hunger, tha fear suffered by tha majoritizzle of tha people.[178]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was rappin up in French n' occasionally up in Creole, n' up in tha homily outlined tha basic human muthafuckin rights dat most Haitians lacked: "the opportunitizzle ta smoke enough, ta be cared fo' when ill, ta find housing, ta study, ta overcome illiteracy, ta find worthwhile n' properly paid work; all dat serves up a truly human game fo' pimps n' dem hoes, fo' lil' n' old." Peepin Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz pilgrimage, tha Haitian opposizzle ta Duvalier frequently reproduced n' quoted tha pimpz message. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly before leavin Haiti, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II called fo' hood chizzle up in Haiti by saying: "Lift up yo' heads, be consciouz of yo' dignitizzle of pimps pimped up in Godz image...."[179]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz visit inspired massive protests against tha Duvalier dictatorship. In response ta tha visit, 860 Catholic priests n' Church workers signed a statement committin tha Church ta work on behalf of tha skanky.[180] In 1986, Duvalier was deposed up in a uprising.

Paraguay [ edit ]

Da collapse of tha dictatorshizzle of General Alfredo Stroessner of Paraguay was linked, among other thangs, ta Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz visit ta tha Downtown Gangsta ghetto up in May 1988.[181] Since Stroessnerz takin juice all up in a coup d'état up in 1954, Paraguayz bishops mo' n' mo' n' mo' criticised tha regime fo' human muthafuckin rights abuses, rigged erections, n' tha ghettoz feudal economy. Durin his thugged-out lil' private meetin wit Stroessner, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II holla'd all up in tha dictator:

Politics has a gangbangin' fundamenstrual ethical dimension cuz it is first n' foremost a steez ta man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Church can n' must remind men�"and up in particular dem playas whoz ass govern�"of they ethical dutizzles fo' tha phat of tha whole of society. Da Church cannot be isolated inside its templez just as menz consciences cannot be isolated from Dogg.[182]

Later, durin a Mass, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II criticised tha regime fo' impoverishin tha peasants n' tha unemployed, sayin dat tha posse must give playas pimped outa access ta tha land. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Although Stroessner tried ta prevent his ass from bustin so, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II kicked it wit opposizzle leadaz up in tha one-party state.[182]

Role up in tha fall of Communism [ edit ]

Role as spiritual inspiration n' catalyst [ edit ]

By tha late 1970s tha dissolution of tha Soviet Union had been predicted by some observers.[183][184] Jizzy Paul II has been credited wit bein instrumenstrual up in brangin down Communizzle up in Central n' Eastside Europe,[78][91][113][114] by bein tha spiritual inspiration behind its downfall n' catalyst fo' "a laid back revolution" up in Poland. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Lech Wałęsa, tha smoker of Solidarity n' tha straight-up original gangsta post-Communist Prezzy of Poland, credited Jizzy Paul II wit givin Polez tha courage ta demand chizzle.[78] Accordin ta Wałęsa, "Before his thugged-out lil' pontificate, tha ghetto was divided tha fuck into blocs. No Muthafucka knew how tha fuck ta git rid of Communism. In Warsaw, up in 1979, da perved-out muthafucka simply holla'd: 'Do not be afraid', n' lata prayed: 'Let yo' Spirit descend n' chizzle tha image of tha land … dis land'." It has also been widely alleged dat tha Vatican Bank covertly funded Solidarity.[186][187]

US Prezzy George W. Bush presentin tha Presidential Medal of Freedom ta Jizzy Paul II up in June 2004

In 1984 Prezzy Ronald Reagan opened diplomatic relations wit tha Vatican for tha last time since 1870. In sharp contrast ta tha long history of phat domestic opposition, dis time there was straight-up lil opposizzle from Congress, tha courts, n' Protestant groups.[188] Relations between Reagan n' Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was close especially cuz of they shared anti-communizzle n' keen interest up in forcin tha Soviets outta Poland.[189] Reaganz correspondence wit tha pimp reveals "a continuous scurryin ta shore up Vatican support fo' U.S. policies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Perhaps most surprisingly, tha papers show that, as late as 1984, tha pimp did not believe tha Communist Polish posse could be chizzled."[190]

Da British historian Slim Slim Tim Garton Ash, whoz ass raps bout his dirty ass as a "agnostic liberal", holla'd shortly afta Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz dirtnap:

No one can prove conclusively dat da thug was a primary cause of tha end of communism. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha major figures on all sides�"not just Lech Wałęsa, tha Polish Solidaritizzle leader yo, but also Solidarityz arch-opponent, General Wojciech Jaruzelski; not just tha forma Gangsta prez George Bush Senior but also tha forma Soviet prez Mikhail Gorbachev�"now smoke dat da thug was. I would argue tha oldschool case up in three steps: without tha Polish Pope, no Solidaritizzle revolution up in Poland up in 1980; without Solidarity, no dramatic chizzle up in Soviet policy towardz eastsideern Europe under Gorbachev; without dat chizzle, no velvet revolutions up in 1989.[191]

Croatia Graffiti showin Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II wit quote "Do not be afraid" up in Rijeka

In December 1989, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II kicked it wit wit tha Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev all up in tha Vatican n' each expressed his bangin respect n' admiration fo' tha other n' shit. Gorbachev once holla'd "Da collapse of tha Iron Curtain would done been impossible without Jizzy Pizzle Pt II."[91][113] On Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz dirtnap, Mikhail Gorbachev holla'd: "Pimp Jizzy Paul IIz devotion ta his wild lil' followers be a remarkable example ta all of us."[114]

On 4 June 2004 US Prezzy George W. Bush presented tha Presidential Medal of Freedom, tha United Hoods' highest civilian honour, ta Jizzy Paul II durin a cold-ass lil ceremony all up in tha Apostolic Palace. Da prez read tha citation dat accompanied tha medal, which recognised "this lil hustla of Poland" whose "principled stand fo' peace n' freedom has inspired millions n' helped ta topple communizzle n' tyranny".[192] Afta receivin tha award, Jizzy Paul II holla'd, "May tha desire fo' freedom, peace, a mo' humane ghetto symbolised by dis medal inspire pimps n' dem hoez of goodwill up in every last muthafuckin time n' place."[193]

Communist attempt ta humiliate Jizzy Pizzle Pt II [ edit ]

In 1983 Polandz Communist posse unsuccessfully tried ta humiliate Jizzy Pizzle Pt II by falsely sayin dat schmoooove muthafucka had fathered a illegitimate child. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Section D of Służba Bezpieczeństwa (SB), tha securitizzle service, had a action named "Triangolo" ta carry up criminal operations against tha Catholic Church; tha operation encompassed all Polish straight-up shitty actions against tha pimp.[194][better source needed] Captain Grzegorz Piotrowski, one of tha murdererz of beatified Jerzy Popiełuszko, was tha leader of section D. They sticky-icky-ickyged Irena Kinaszewska, tha secretary of tha Kraków-based weekly Catholic magazine Tygodnik Powszechny where Karol Wojtyła had worked, n' unsuccessfully attempted ta make her admit ta havin had horny-ass relations wit his muthafuckin ass.[195]

Da SB then attempted ta compromise Cracow priest Andrzej Bardecki, a editor of Tygodnik Powszechny n' one of tha closest playaz of Cardinal Karol Wojtyła before his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became pimp, by plantin false memoirs up in his fuckin lil' dwellin yo, but Piotrowski was exposed n' tha forgeries was found n' fucked wit before tha SB could "discover" dem wild-ass muthafuckas.[195]

Relations wit other denominations n' religions [ edit ]

Jizzy Paul II travelled extensively n' kicked it wit wit believers from nuff divergent faiths fo' realz. At tha Ghetto Dizzle of Prayer fo' Peace, held up in Assisi on 27 October 1986, mo' than 120 representativez of different religions n' denominations dropped a thugged-out dizzle of fastin n' prayer.[196]

Anglicanism [ edit ]

Jizzy Paul II had phat relations wit tha Church of England yo. Dude was tha straight-up original gangsta reignin pimp ta travel ta tha United Mackdaddydom, up in 1982, where he kicked it wit Queen Elizabeth II, tha Supreme Governor of tha Church of England yo. Dude preached up in Canterbury Cathedral n' received Robert Runcie, tha Archbishop of Canterbury yo. Dude holla'd dat da thug was pissed tha fuck off by tha Church of Englandz decision ta ordain dem hoes n' saw it as a step away from unitizzle between tha Anglican Communion n' tha Catholic Church.[197]

In 1980, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II issued a Pastoral Provision allowin hooked up forma Episcopal priests ta become Catholic priests, n' fo' tha acceptizzle of forma Episcopal Church parishes tha fuck into tha Catholic Church yo. Dude allowed tha creation of tha Anglican Use form of tha Latin Rite, which incorporates tha Anglican Book of Common Prayer yo. Dude helped establish Our Lady of tha Atonement Catholic Church, together wit Archbishop Patrick Flores of San Antonio, Texas, as tha inaugural parish fo' tha Anglican Use liturgy.[198]

Animism [ edit ]

In his book-length rap battle Crossin tha Threshold of Hope wit tha Italian journalist Vittorio Messori published up in 1995, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II draws parallels between animism n' Christianitizzle yo. Dude says:

… it would be helpful ta recall … tha animist religions which stress ancestor worship. Well shiiiit, it seems dat dem playas whoz ass practice dem is particularly close ta Christianity, n' among them, tha Churchz missionaries also find it easier ta drop a rhyme a cold-ass lil common language. Is there, like, up in dis veneration of ancestors a kind of preparation fo' tha Christian faith up in tha Communion of Saints, up in which all believers�"whether livin or dead�"form a single hood, a single body, biatch? […] There aint a god damn thang strange, then, dat tha African n' Asian animists would become believers up in Christ mo' easily than followerz of tha pimped out religionz of tha Far East.[199]

In 1985, tha pimp hit up tha African ghetto of Togo, where 60 per cent of tha population espouses animist beliefs. To honour tha pimp, animist religious leadaz kicked it wit his ass at a Catholic Marian shrine up in tha forest, much ta tha pontiffz delight. Jizzy Pizzle Pt II proceeded ta booty-call fo' tha need fo' religious tolerance, praised nature, n' emphasised common elements between animizzle n' Christianity, saying:

Nature, exuberant n' splendid up in dis area of forests n' lakes, impregnates spirits n' hearts wit its mystery n' orients dem spontaneously toward tha mystery of Dude whoz ass is tha lyricist of game. Well shiiiit, it is dis religious sentiment dat animates you n' one can say dat animates all of yo' compatriots.[200]

Durin tha investiture of Prezzy Thomas Boni Yayi of Benin as a titled Yoruba chizzletain on 20 December 2008, tha reignin Ooni of Ile-Ife, Nigeria, Olubuse Pt II, referred ta Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II as a previous recipient of tha same royal honour.[201]

Armenian Apostolic Church [ edit ]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II had phat relations wit tha Armenian Apostolic Church. In 1996, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass brought tha Catholic Church n' tha Armenian Church closer by agreein wit Armenian Archbishop Karekin Pt II on Christz nature.[202] Durin a crew up in 2000, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II n' Karekin Pt II, by then tha Catholicoz of All Armenians, issued a joint statement condemnin tha Armenian genocide. Meanwhile, tha pimp gave Karekin tha relics of St. Gregory tha Illuminator, tha straight-up original gangsta head of tha Armenian Church dat had been kept up in Naplez, Italy, fo' 500 years.[203] In September 2001, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II went on a three-dizzle pilgrimage ta Armenia ta take part up in a ecumenical celebration wit Karekin Pt II up in tha newly consecrated St. Gregory tha Illuminator Cathedral up in Yerevan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da two Church leadaz signed a thugged-out declaration rememberin tha suckaz of tha Armenian genocide. [204]

Buddhism [ edit ]

Tenzin Gyatso, tha 14th Dalai Lama, hit up Jizzy Paul II eight times. Da two pimps held nuff similar views n' understood similar plights, both comin from nations affected by Communizzle n' both servin as headz of major religious bodies.[205][206] As Archbishop of Kraków, long before tha 14th Dalai Lama was a ghetto-hyped figure, Wojtyła held special Masses ta pray fo' tha Tibetan peoplez non-violent struggle fo' freedom from Maoist China.[207] Durin his 1995 visit ta Sri Lanka, a cold-ass lil ghetto where a majoritizzle of tha population adheres ta Theravada Buddhism, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II expressed his thugged-out admiration fo' Buddhism:

In particular I express mah highest regard fo' tha followerz of Buddhism, tha majoritizzle religion up in Sri Lanka, wit its … four pimped out jointz of … gangbangin kindness, compassion, sympathetic joy n' equanimity; wit its ten transcendental virtues n' tha joyz of tha Sangha expressed so dopely up in tha Theragathas. I ardently hope dat mah visit will serve ta strengthen tha goodwill between us, n' dat it will reassure mah playaz of tha Catholic Churchz desire fo' interreligious dialogue n' cooperation up in buildin a mo' just n' fraternal ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! To mah playas I extend tha hand of thang, recallin tha splendid lyrics of tha Dhammapada: "Betta than a thousand useless lyrics is one single word dat gives peace...."[208]

Eastside Orthodox Church [ edit ]

In May 1999, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hit up Romania on tha invitation from Patriarch Teoctist Arăpaşu of tha Romanian Orthodox Church. This was tha last time a pimp had hit up a predominantly Eastside Orthodox ghetto since tha Great Schism up in 1054.[209] On his thugged-out arrival, tha Patriarch n' tha Prezzy of Romania, Emil Constantinescu, greeted tha pimp.[209] Da Patriarch stated,

"Da second millennium of Christian history fuckin started wit a fucked up woundin of tha unitizzle of tha Church; tha end of dis millennium has peeped a real commitment ta restorin Christian unity."[209]

On 23�"27 June 2001, Jizzy Paul II hit up Ukraine, another heavily Orthodox nation, all up in tha invitation of tha Prezzy of Ukraine n' bishopz of tha Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church.[210] Da Pimp was rappin ta leadaz of tha All-Ukrainian Council of Churches n' Religious Organisations, pleadin fo' "open, tolerant n' real dialogue".[210] Bout 200 thousand playas attended tha liturgies bigged up by tha Pimp up in Kyiv, n' tha liturgy up in Lviv gathered nearly one n' a half mazillion faithful.[210] Jizzy Paul II holla'd dat a end ta tha Great Schizzle was one of his wild lil' fondest wishes.[210] Healin divisions between tha Catholic n' Eastside Orthodox Churches regardin Latin n' Byzantine traditions was clearly of pimped out underground interest. For nuff years, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II sought ta facilitate dialogue n' unitizzle statin as early as 1988 up in Euntes up in mundum, "Europe has two lungs, it aint NEVER gonna breathe easily until it uses both of dem wild-ass muthafuckas."

Durin his 2001 travels, Jizzy Paul II became tha straight-up original gangsta pimp ta git on over ta Greece up in 1291 years.[211][212] In Athens, tha pimp kicked it wit wit Archbishop Christodoulos, tha head of tha Church of Greece.[211] Afta a private 30-minute meeting, tha two was rappin publicly. Christodoulos read a list of "13 offences" of tha Catholic Church against tha Eastside Orthodox Church since tha Great Schism,[211] includin tha pillagin of Constantinople by crusaders up in 1204, n' bemoaned tha lack of apologizzle from tha Catholic Church, sayin "Until now, there has not been heard a single request fo' pardon" fo' tha "maniacal crusadaz of tha 13th century".[211]

Da pimp responded by sayin "For tha occasions past n' present, when lil playas n' daughtaz of tha Catholic Church have sinned by action or omission against they Orthodox brothers n' sisters, may tha Lord grant our asses forgiveness", ta which Christodoulos immediately applauded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Jizzy Paul II holla'd dat tha sackin of Constantinople was a source of "profound regret" fo' Catholics.[211] Lata Jizzy Pizzle Pt II n' Christodoulos kicked it wit on a spot where Saint Paul had once preached ta Athenian Christians. They issued a 'common declaration', sayin

"We shall do every last muthafuckin thang up in our power, so dat tha Christian rootz of Europe n' its Christian ass may be preserved.... We condemn all recourse ta shit, proselytism n' fanaticism, up in tha name of religion."[211]

Da two leadaz then holla'd tha Lordz Prayer together, breakin a Orthodox taboo against prayin wit Catholics.[211]

Da pimp had holla'd all up in his thugged-out lil' pontificate dat one of his wild lil' freakadelic top billin trips was ta git on over ta Russia yo, but dis never occurred. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude attempted ta solve tha problems dat had arisen over centuries between tha Catholic n' Russian Orthodox churches, n' up in 2004 gave dem a 1730 copy of tha lost icon of Our Lady of Kazan.

Islam [ edit ]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was tha straight-up original gangsta Pimp ta enta n' pray up in a mosque, hittin' up tha tomb of Jizzy tha Baptist at Damascus' Umayyad Mosque

Jizzy Paul II made considerable efforts ta improve relations between Catholicizzle n' Islam.[213]

On 6 May 2001, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became tha straight-up original gangsta Catholic pimp ta enta n' pray up in a mosque, namely tha Umayyad Mosque up in Damascus, Syria. Respectfully removin his shoes, he entered tha forma Byzantine era Christian church all bout Jizzy tha Baptist, whoz ass be also revered as a prophet of Islam yo. Dude gave some noize includin tha statement:

"For all tha times dat Muslims n' Christians have offended one another, we need ta seek forgivenizz from tha Almighty n' ta offer each other forgiveness."[106]

Dude busted tha Qur'an up in Syria, a act dat made his ass ghettofab among Muslims but dat disturbed nuff Catholics.[214]

In 2004, Jizzy Paul II hosted tha "Papal Concert of Reconciliation", which brought together leadaz of Islam wit leadaz of tha Jewish hood n' of tha Catholic Church all up in tha Vatican fo' a gangbang by tha Kraków Philharmonic Choir from Poland, tha London Philharmonic Choir from tha United Mackdaddydom, tha Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra from tha United Hoods, n' tha Ankara State Polyphonic Choir of Turkey.[215][216][217][218] Da event was conceived n' conducted by Sir Gilbert Levine, KCSG n' was broadcast all up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.[215][216][217][218]

Jizzy Paul II oversaw tha publication of tha Catechizzle of tha Catholic Church, which cook up a special provision fo' Muslims; therein, it is written, "together wit our asses they adore tha one, merciful God, mankindz judge on tha last day."[219]

Jainism [ edit ]

In 1995, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II held a meetin wit 21 Jains, organised by tha Pontifical Council fo' Interreligious Dialogue yo. Dude praised Mohandas Gandhi fo' his "unshakeable faith up in God", assured tha Jains dat tha Catholic Church will continue ta engage up in dialogue wit they religion n' was rappin of tha common need ta aid tha skanky. Da Jain leadaz was impressed wit tha pimpz "transparency n' simplicity", n' tha meetin received much attention up in tha Gujarat state up in westside India, home ta nuff Jains.[220]

Judaism [ edit ]

Relations between Catholicizzle n' Judaism improved dramatically durin tha pontificate of Jizzy Pizzle Pt II.[78][108] Dude was rappin frequently bout tha Churchz relationshizzle wit tha Jewish faith.[78]

In 1979, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hit up tha Auschwitz concentration camp up in Poland, where nuff of his compatriots (mostly Jews) had perished durin tha German occupation there up in Ghetto Battle Pt II, tha straight-up original gangsta pimp ta do so. In 1998, he issued We Remember: A Reflection on tha Shoah, which outlined his cold-ass thankin on the Holocaust.[221] Dude became tha straight-up original gangsta pimp known ta have made a straight-up legit papal visit ta a synagogue, when he hit up tha Great Synagogue of Rome on 13 April 1986.[222][223]

On 30 December 1993, Jizzy Paul II established formal diplomatic relations between tha Holy See n' tha State of Israel, acknowledgin its centralitizzle up in Jewish game n' faith.[222]

On 7 April 1994, dat schmoooove muthafucka hosted tha Papal Concert ta Commemorate tha Holocaust. Dat shiznit was tha first-ever Vatican event all bout tha memory of tha six mazillion Jews murdered up in Ghetto Battle Pt II. This concert, which was conceived n' conducted by US conductor Gilbert Levine, was attended by tha Chief Rabbi of Rome Elio Toaff, tha Prezzy of Italy Oscar Luigi Scalfaro, n' survivorz of tha Holocaust from round tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, hustla Slick Rick Dreyfuss n' cellist Lynn Harrell performed on dis occasion under Levinez direction.[224][225] On tha mornin of tha concert, tha pimp received tha attendin thugz of survivor hood up in a special crew up in tha Apostolic Palace.

In March 2000, Jizzy Paul II hit up Yad Vashem, tha nationistic Holocaust memorial up in Israel, n' lata made history by touchin one of tha holiest sites up in Judaism, tha Westside Wall up in Jerusalem,[108] placin a letta inside it (in which he prayed fo' forgivenizz fo' tha actions against Jews).[107][108][222] In part of his thugged-out address da perved-out muthafucka holla'd:

"I assure tha Jewish playas tha Catholic Church … is deeply saddened by tha hatred, actz of persecution n' displayz of anti-Semitism pimped up against tha Jews by Christians at any time n' up in any place,"

and he added dat there was

"no lyrics phat enough ta deplore tha shitty fuck up of tha Holocaust."[107][108]

Israeli cabinet minista Rabbi Mike Melchior, whoz ass hosted tha pimpz visit, holla'd da thug was "very moved" by tha pimpz gesture.[107][108]

Dat shiznit was beyond history, beyond memory.[107]

We is deeply saddened by tha behaviour of dem playas whoz ass up in tha course of history have caused these lil pimpz of yours ta suffer, n' askin yo' forgivenizz we wish ta commit ourselves ta genuine brotherhood wit tha playaz of tha Covenant.[226]

In October 2003, tha Anti-Defamation League (ADL) issued a statement congratulatin Jizzy Pizzle Pt II on enterin tha 25th year of his thugged-out lil' papacy. In January 2005, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II became tha straight-up original gangsta pimp known ta receive a priestly blessing from a rabbi, when Rabbis Benjamin Blech, Barry Dov Schwartz, n' Jack Bemporad hit up tha Pontiff at Clementine Hall up in tha Apostolic Palace.[227]

Immediately afta Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz dirtnap, tha ADL holla'd up in a statement dat dat schmoooove muthafucka had revolutionised Catholic-Jewish relations, saying, "more chizzle fo' tha betta took place up in his 27-year Papacy than up in tha nearly 2,000 muthafuckin years before."[228] In another statement issued by tha Australia/Israel & Jewish Affairs Council, Director Dr Colin Rubenstein holla'd, "Da Pimp is ghon be remembered fo' his crazy-ass muthafuckin inspirin spiritual leadershizzle up in tha cause of freedom n' humanitizzle yo. Dude bigged up far mo' up in termz of transformin relations wit both tha Jewish playas n' tha State of Israel than any other git into in tha history of tha Catholic Church."[222]

With Judaism, therefore, our crazy asses gotz a relationshizzle which our phat asses aint gots wit any other religion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass is our dearly beloved brothers, n' up in a cold-ass lil certain way, it could be holla'd dat yo ass is our elder brothers.[229]

In a rap battle wit tha Polish Press Agency, Mike Schudrich, chizzle rabbi of Poland, holla'd dat never up in history did mah playas do as much fo' Christian-Jewish dialogue as Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II, addin dat nuff Jews had a pimped outa respect fo' tha late pimp than fo' some rabbis. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Schudrich praised Jizzy Pizzle Pt II fo' condemnin anti-Semitizzle as a sin, which no previous pimp had done.[230]

On Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz beatification tha Chief Rabbi of Rome Riccardo Di Segni holla'd up in a rap battle wit tha Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano dat "Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was revolutionary cuz tha pimpin' muthafucka tore down a thousand-year wall of Catholic distrust of tha Jewish ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass." Meanwhile, Elio Toaff, tha forma Chief Rabbi of Rome, holla'd that:

Remembrizzle of tha Pimp Karol Wojtyła will remain phat up in tha collectizzle Jewish memory cuz of his thugged-out appeals ta fraternitizzle n' tha spirit of tolerance, which excludes all shit. In tha stormy history of relations between Roman pimps n' Jews up in tha ghetto up in which they was closed fo' over three centuries up in humiliatin circumstances, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II be a funky-ass bright git into in his uniqueness. In relations between our two pimped out religions up in tha freshly smoked up century dat was stained wit bloody wars n' tha plague of racism, tha heritage of Jizzy Pizzle Pt II remains one of tha few spiritual islandz guaranteein game n' human progress.[231]

Lutheranism [ edit ]

From 15 ta 19 November 1980, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hit up Westside Germany[232] on his wild lil' first trip ta a cold-ass lil ghetto wit a big-ass Lutheran Protestant population. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In Mainz, he kicked it wit wit leadaz of tha Evangelical Church up in Germany, n' wit representativez of other Christian denominations.

On 11 December 1983, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II participated up in a ecumenical steez up in tha Evangelical Lutheran Church up in Rome,[233] tha straight-up original gangsta papal visit eva ta a Lutheran church. Da visit took place 500 muthafuckin years afta tha birth of Martin Luther, German Augustinian monk n' Protestant Reformer.

In his thugged-out apostolic pilgrimage ta Norway, Iceland, Finland, Denmark n' Sweden of June 1989,[234] Jizzy Pizzle Pt II became tha straight-up original gangsta pimp ta git on over ta ghettos wit Lutheran majorities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! In addizzle ta biggin' up Mass wit Catholic believers, he participated up in ecumenical skillz at places dat had been Catholic shrines before tha Reformation: Nidaros Cathedral up in Norway; near St. Olavz Church at Thingvellir up in Iceland; Turku Cathedral up in Finland; Roskilde Cathedral up in Denmark; n' Uppsala Cathedral up in Sweden.

On 31 October 1999, (the 482nd anniversary of Reformation Day, Martin Lutherz postin of tha 95 Theses), representativez of tha Vatican n' tha Lutheran Ghetto Federation (LWF) signed a Joint Declaration on tha Doctrine of Justification, as a gesture of unity. Da signin was a gangbangin' fruit of a theological dialogue dat had been goin on between tha LWF n' tha Vatican since 1965.

Assassination attempts n' plots [ edit ]

As he entered St. Peterz Square ta address a crew on 13 May 1981,[235] Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II gots popped n' critically wounded by Mehmet Ali Ağca,[22] a expert Turkish gunman whoz ass was a gangmember of tha militant fascist crew Gay Wolves.[237] Da assassin used a Brownin 9 mm semi-automatic pistol,[238] blastin tha pimp up in tha abdomen n' perforatin his colon n' small intestine multiple times.[91] Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was rushed tha fuck into tha Vatican complex n' then ta tha Gemelli Hospitizzle. On tha way ta tha hospitizzle, he lost consciousness. Even though tha two bullets missed his mesenteric artery n' abdominal aorta, he lost nearly three-quartaz of his blood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Dude underwent five minutez of surgery ta treat his wounds. Surgeons performed a colostomy, temporarily reroutin tha upper part of tha pimpin' intestine ta let tha damaged lower part heal. When his thugged-out lil' punk-ass briefly regained consciousnizz before bein operated on, he instructed tha doctors not ta remove his Brown Scapular durin tha operation.[240] One of tha few playas allowed up in ta peep his ass all up in tha Gemelli Clinic was one of his closest playaz philosopher Anna-Teresa Tymieniecka, whoz ass arrived on Saturdizzle 16 May n' kept his ass company while he recovered from emergency surgery.[82] Da pimp lata stated dat tha Blessed Virgin Mary helped keep his ass kickin it all up in his ordeal.

Could I forget dat tha event up in St. Peterz Square took place on tha dizzle n' all up in tha minute when tha straight-up original gangsta appearizzle of tha Muthafucka of Christ ta tha skanky lil peasants has been remembered fo' over sixty muthafuckin years at Fátima, Portugal, biatch? For up in every last muthafuckin thang dat happened ta me on dat straight-up day, I felt dat extraordinary motherly protection n' care, which turned up ta be stronger than tha deadly bullet.

Ağca was caught n' restrained by a nun n' other bystandaz until five-o arrived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude was sentenced ta life imprisonment. Two minutes afta Chrizzle up in 1983, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II hit up Ağca on lockdown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Jizzy Pizzle Pt II n' Ağca was rappin privately fo' bout twenty minutes. Jizzy Pizzle Pt II holla'd, "What we talked bout will gotta remain a secret between his ass n' mah dirty ass. I was rappin ta his ass as a funky-ass brutha whom I have pardoned n' whoz ass has mah complete trust."

Numerous other theories was advanced ta explain tha assassination attempt, a shitload of dem controversial. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. One such theory, advanced by Mike Ledeen n' heavily pushed by tha United Hoodz Central Intelligence Agency all up in tha time of tha assassination but never substantiated by evidence, was dat tha Soviet Union was behind tha attempt on Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz game up in retaliation fo' tha pimpz support of Solidarity, tha Catholic, pro-democratic Polish workers' movement.[237][243] This theory was supported by tha 2006 Mitrokhin Commission, set up by Silvio Berlusconi n' headed by Forza Italia senator Paolo Guzzanti, which alleged dat Communist Bulgarian securitizzle departments was utilised ta prevent tha Soviet Unionz role from bein uncovered, n' concluded dat Soviet military intelligence (Glavnoje Razvedyvatel'noje Upravlenije), not tha KGB, was responsible.[243] Russian Foreign Intelligence Service spokesman Boris Labusov called tha accusation "absurd".[243] Da pimp declared durin a May 2002 visit ta Bulgaria dat tha ghettoz Soviet-bloc-era leadershizzle had not a god damn thang ta do wit tha assassination attempt.[237][243] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat his secretary, Cardinal Stanisław Dziwisz, alleged up in his book A Life wit Karol, dat tha pimp was convinced privately dat tha forma Soviet Union was behind tha attack.[244] Dat shiznit was lata discovered dat nuff of Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz aides had foreign-government attachments;[245] Bulgaria n' Russia disputed tha Italian commissionz conclusions, pointin up dat tha pimp had publicly denied tha Bulgarian connection.[243]

A second assassination attempt was made on 12 May 1982, just a thugged-out dizzle before tha anniversary of tha straight-up original gangsta attempt on his wild lil' freakadelic game, up in Fátima, Portugal when a playa tried ta stab Jizzy Pizzle Pt II wit a bayonet.[246][247][248] Dude was stopped by securitizzle guards. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stanisław Dziwiss lata holla'd dat Jizzy Pizzle Pt II had been fucked up durin tha attempt but managed ta hide a non-life-threatenin wound.[246][247][248] Da assailant, a traditionalist Catholic Spanish priest named Juan María Fernández y Krohn,[246] had been ordained as a priest by Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre of tha Posse of Saint Pius X n' was opposed ta tha chizzlez made by tha Second Vatican Council, sayin dat tha pimp was a agent of Communist Moscow n' of tha Marxist Eastside Bloc. Fernández y Krohn subsequently left tha priesthood n' served three muthafuckin yearz of a six-year sentence.[247][248] Da ex-priest was treated fo' menstrual illness n' then expelled from Portugal ta become a solicitor up in Belgium.

Da Al-Qaeda-funded Bojinka plot planned ta bust a cap up in Jizzy Pizzle Pt II durin a visit ta tha Philippines durin Ghetto Youth Dizzle 1995 celebrations. On 15 January 1995 a suicizzle bomber was plannin ta dress as a priest n' detonate a funky-ass bomb when tha pimp passed up in his motorcade on his way ta tha San Carlos Seminary up in Makati City. Da assassination was supposed ta divert attention from tha next phase of tha operation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a cold-ass lil chemical fire inadvertently started by tha cell alerted five-o ta they whereabouts, n' all was arrested a week before tha pimpz visit, n' confessed ta tha plot.[250]

In 2009 Jizzy Koehler, a journalist n' forma army intelligence fool, published Spies up in tha Vatican: Da Soviet Unionz Cold Battle Against tha Catholic Church.[251] Minin mostly Eastside German n' Polish secret five-o archives, Koehla say tha assassination attempts was "KGB-backed" n' gives details.[252] Durin Jizzy Pizzle Pt IIz papacy there was nuff clerics within tha Vatican whoz ass on nomination, declined ta be ordained, n' then mysteriously left tha church. There is wide speculation dat they were, up in reality, KGB agents.

Apologies [ edit ]

Jizzy Pizzle Pt II apologised ta nuff crews dat had suffered all up in tha handz of tha Catholic Church all up in tha years.[78] Before becomin pimp dat schmoooove muthafucka had been a prominent editor n' supporta of initiatives like fuckin tha Letta of Reconciliation of tha Polish Bishops ta tha German Bishops from 1965 fo' realz. As pimp, he officially made hood apologies fo' over 100 wrongdoings, including:[254][255][256][257]

Da Great Jubilee of tha year 2000 included a thugged-out dizzle of Prayer fo' Forgivenizz of tha Sinz of tha Church on March 12, 2000.

On 20 November 2001, from a laptop up in tha Vatican, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II busted his wild lil' first e-mail apologisin fo' tha Catholic sex abuse cases, tha Church-backed "Jacked Generations" of Aboriginal gangsta lil pimps up in Australia, n' ta China fo' tha behaviour of Catholic missionaries up in colonial times.[260]

Health [ edit ]

An ailin Jizzy Pizzle Pt II ridin up in tha Popemobile up in September 2004 up in St. Peterz Square

When his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became pimp up in 1978 all up in tha age of 58, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was a avid gameman. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude was mad healthy n' active, joggin up in tha Vatican gardens, weight hustlin, swimming, n' hikin up in tha mountains yo. Dude was fond of footbizzle. Kick dat shit! Da media contrasted tha freshly smoked up pimpz athleticizzle n' trim figure ta tha skanky game of Jizzy Pizzle I n' Pizzle VI, tha portlinizz of Jizzy XXIII n' tha constant frontz of ailmentz of Pius XII. Da only modern pimp wit a gangbangin' fitnizz regimen had been Pimp Pius XI (1922�"1939), whoz ass was a avid mountaineer.[261][262] An Irish Independent article up in tha 1980s labelled Jizzy Pizzle Pt II tha keep-fit pimp.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat afta over twenty-five muthafuckin years as pimp, two assassination attempts, one of which fucked up his ass severely, n' a fuckin shitload of cancer scares, Jizzy Paulz physical game declined. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In 2001 da thug was diagnosed as sufferin from Parkinsonz disease.[263] Internationistic observers had suspected dis fo' some time yo, but dat shiznit was only publicly bigged up by tha Vatican up in 2003. Despite hang-up bustin lyrics mo' than all dem sentences at a time, shiznit hearing, n' severe osteoarthrosis, his schmoooove ass continued ta trip tha ghetto although rarely struttin up in dis biatch.

Death n' funeral [ edit ]

Final months [ edit ]

Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was hospitizzleised wit breathang problems caused by a funky-ass bout of influenza on 1 February 2005.[264] Dude left tha hospitizzle on 10 February yo, but was subsequently hospitizzleised again n' again n' again wit breathang problems two weeks lata n' underwent a tracheotomy.[265]

Final illnizz n' dirtnap [ edit ]

On 31 March 2005, followin a urinary tract infection, da ruffneck pimped septic shock, a gangbangin' form of infection wit a high fever n' low blood pressure yo, but was not hospitizzleised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Instead, da thug was monitored by a crew of consultants at his thugged-out lil' private residence. This was taken as a indication by tha pimp, n' dem close ta him, dat da thug was nearin dirtnap; it would done been up in accordizzle wit his wishes ta take a thugged-out dirtnap up in tha Vatican. Lata dat day, Vatican sources announced dat Jizzy Pizzle Pt II had been given tha Anointin of tha Sick by his wild lil' playa n' secretary Stanisław Dziwisz. Da dizzle before his fuckin lil' dirtnap, one of his closest underground playas, Anna-Teresa Tymieniecka hit up his ass at his bedside.[267][268] Durin tha final minutez of tha pimpz game, tha lights was kept burnin all up in tha night where he lay up in tha Papal crib on tha top floor of tha Apostolic Palace. Tenz of thousandz of playas assembled n' held vigil up in St. Peterz Square n' tha surroundin streets fo' two days. Upon hearin of this, tha dyin pimp was holla'd ta have stated: "I have searched fo' you, n' now you have come ta me, n' I fuck you, biatch."[269]

On Saturday, 2 April 2005, at approximately 15:30 CEST, Jizzy Pizzle Pt II was rappin his wild lil' final lyrics up in Polish, "Pozwólcie mi odejść do domu Ojca" ("Allow me ta depart ta tha doggy den of tha Father"), ta his thugged-out aides, n' fell tha fuck into a cold-ass lil coma bout four minutes later.[269][270] Da Mass of tha vigil of tha Second Sundizzle of Easta commemoratin tha canonisation of Saint Maria Faustina on 30 April 2000, had just been bigged up at his bedside, presided over by Stanisław Dziwiss n' two Polish associates. Present all up in tha bedside was a cold-ass lil cardinal from Ukraine, whoz ass served as a priest wit Jizzy Pizzle up in Poland, along wit Polish nunz of tha Congregation of tha Sistas Servantz of tha Most Sacred Heart of Jizzy, whoz ass ran tha papal household. Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II took a dirt nap up in his thugged-out lil' private crib at 21:37 CEST (19:37 UTC) of ass failure