richythegrey:

bulbasaur-propaganda: Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why: Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep



Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious



Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening



Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.



Nature control Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast He’s too freaking strong up for hugs He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever He can dance But what happens when winter comes?

He will play with his friends outside..

You think the motherfucking best Pokemon will be afraid of winter?