If this doesn't happen, NFL Media's Conor Orr will take a 65-week sabbatical from the gridiron to pen a poetry chapbook titled, "THE SEVENTH ORB." The 77-page think-piece will house a singular, devastating poem that begins as a meditation on home improvement and "from-scratch crockpot recipes" before descending into a dark-angled critique of underground political organizations and black-magic societies that dot our so-called peaceful America. Orr will be lionized for his work and flown from city to city to read his epic before crowded taverns and academic halls packed with intellectuals, quasi-intellectuals and glowing coeds. TIME will hail Orr on their May 28th, 2017, cover as "The Last Poet, The Only Poet," saying inside its pages: "Orr, especially in his unhinged live readings, nearly puts the crowd into a folksy trance with his homilies on home improvement and quick-pitch dinner recipes centered around crockpot antics -- but then the ride gets fierce. Instead of lyrical outpourings about gutter repair, Orr transports us to a place in the distance; a world beyond our world; a reality so imbued with possibility, high-stakes wonder and the exposure of long-hidden dark-magic sub-organizations, that it becomes impossible to again think of simple kitchen craft and home repair as essential to the human struggle. The listener finds oneself lifted beyond to a fresh plane of experience -- an uncharted landscape where all is new."