It turns out the my Santa knows when the narwhal bacons!!

At first I thought my Santa was a member of the Davis family (Google Image Search Mark Davis or Al Davis). The reason for this assumption was my (first) gift arrived. I excitedly open the envelope to see what awaited me, it was a toothbrush. It was a mighty fine toothbrush, see the picture.

So I go to redditgifts and see that low and behold there was another gift on the way!! Hallelujah!!!! I still thought Santa could be a Raiders fan; I was fearing toothpaste.

So yesterday afternoon a large box sits my the front door. It was too soon for my Black Friday/Cyber Monday shopping to have started arriving. I quickly opened the box!

My Santa came through, it's something I would never buy for myself, it's sooooooo awesome!!! Santa You Rock!!!!

Broncos helmet!! I can now brush my teeth while wearing my helmet! I now just need to remove the "safety" plastic that says do not wear!

Best Reddit Exchange Ever! I

Merry Christmas and to all a Broncos Super Bowl Victory! !!!