7 Cannibalistic Sushi

For many Americans, eating rolls of raw fish can be a tough sell. But if youâre one of the thousands of open-minded Yanks whoâve fallen under the spell of sushi in recent years, then what better way to totally ruin it for yourself than eating it out of a dead person?At Cannibalistic Sushi, an edible body is wheeled out to your family on a gurney, along with as much scotch as you need to disinfect your forks and convince yourself that this was a good idea. Then, itâs time to dig in! Whether youâre using chopsticks, a knife and fork, or your bare hands, one thingâs for certain: youâll be feasting on the entrails of a human being. The artisans at Cannibalistic Sushi have taken pains to ensure that the human body you are ripping into is as lifelike as possible. The sushi inside is shaped to resemble human organs, a red âblood sauceâ is embedded in the skin layer so as to create realistic bleeding, and your corpse even has a set of papier machÃ© genitals! Itâs like your third grade arts and crafts project all over again. If youâre an experienced cannibal, make sure to specify a male or female corpse when ordering, and show the other diners just how sophisticated your taste in human flesh is. And although eating at Cannibalistic Sushi may not quell the voices in your head that command you to kill and devour those around you, it will certainly shut them up for a day or two. Confuse