If you support us with the entire amount we need (so we can get on with it and not wait around), besides giving you all the rewards mentioned for other categories, we’ll record a song titled in your name and include it on the album. The song is a really, really, really cool version of a hugely popular jazz standard that everyone knows and loves. It will be called <Song Name> for <Your Name>. This is a tribute that will last forever. I promise you'll love it. Further, I will actually sing your name at the end of the song… in such a way that it doesn’t sound odd. Hoping your name isn't Mxyzptlk!

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