The best thing about the Datamancer Sojourner keyboard is the hundreds of hilarious reviews it has inspired on Amazon. While rummaging through dozens of reviews, you’ll suddenly stumble upon one that is so serious that it’s confusing. Are the swatches really from the Apollo 11 command capsule or am I gullible? Nonetheless, it seems as though fathers have sold their wives, their daughters’ virginities — only for the $15 shipping though — and even traded in their children to slavery in order to own this piece of work.

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