IT'S TIME. We've all been watching Joe Rogan evolve from medium-sized fear factor chimp to full blown UFC gorilla-man. We've laughed, we've cried, we've tripped.

But the entire time, there's been a big, pink elephant in the middle of the primate cage; Carlos Mencia: The Lex Luther to our Clark Kent. The Plankton to our Mr. Krabs. The fashion sense to our Brendan Schaub.

Just like Joe, we're all a little older, a little wiser, a little balder, and it's time to lay this thing to rest. Sign this petition and convince these two to finally hash this out. Let it be peaceful, healing, and productive.

We're all ready to end this saga. Please, YoungJamie, PULL THIS SHIT UP.