Some men just want to watch the whole internet burn

I will steal one more line just before I go any further. This is the only line in the article I actually agree with, though I have a feeling the writer of that article and myself feel the results would be different.

"Research the history of Goth. Check out websites, blogs, tutorials, and books. You can never learn too much."

Okay, now we have all that out the way, its time for my article. I could do something like a point for point rebuttal but that reeks of internet forum behaviour and is a tad boring. So I'm doing something different.

I am writing my own article about getting into goth. Including tips and information to help you.

I can already hear the cries of "What the fuck Aytakk?!? You're creating an online insta-goth kit? You fucking sell out!!!" But hear me out. This ain't no insta-goth kit. More a "So you want to enjoy the goth subculture as a newbie? Here are 6 tips to enhance your pleasure."