If you prefer a less hands-on approach, treat yourself to a luxury bidet toilet seat. Why wipe when at the push of a button, there's a machine that does the work for you, with sprays of water and some built-in warm wind. Higher end models allow you to customize settings to different toilet users in the home, like the direction of the spray wand, strength of the spray, warmth of the seat, even music as you sit. A porcelain throne fit for a king.