Ganondalf Drubmeldoor was a wizard, but not ordinay wizard!!!!! He is fused of two greatest of wizards, Allen Dumbeldur and Ganondalf the Amarillo. (A/N amarillo is mexican for yellow I would have made it white but this is mexican au of Ganondalf and I don't know mexican for white) But today! Ganondalf drumstick was OF THE ANGRY!!!! he had learned that harry potters evil stepparents wernt letting him read any of gabendalf dumbedoor's fan mail!!!!

"THIS MUST BE STOP"!!!!!!!!! say Drubledoor. He took out his trusty truck of fucksaw (like a chain saw but it fuck you up!!! and also a whole turck of them!!) and he set of for harry potter house

"HARRY POTTER" said Ganondalf "YOU GET YOU'RE BLOODY ARSE RIGHT OUT HERE OR YOUR FUCKED" Harry came out and said "what the fuck do you want" Droobledor took out a big pile fan mail, male fans, fans of males, fans made of chain mail, mail about fans, and the other things. "YOU ARE GOING READ MY FAN MAIL NO MATTER HOW MUCH YKJR STEPPARENTS BEAT YOU FOR IT"

"fuck of mate" sayed Harry "I'm not reading all that shit you cheeky cunt" But this was mistake!!! Ganondalf dumbles turn VERY MAD and he took out a fucksaw andhis elder wand and the one ring and the Triforks and looked VERY MAD at harry.

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS" say ganodalf! And he changes all Harrys grades so he is getting a troll minus in everything!!!,! 'NO' says Harry BUT IT WAS TOO LATE! Now harry was fail! "HA HA HA" said Ganondalf Drumbledoor as he ate a taco (A/N remember this is mexican au of ganondalf the amarillo)

Then Drubledore went to snap harrys wand but! HE HAS NO WAND TO SNAP!!! Because this Harry is the past!! Sudly Dumbldoor realizes he was holding not just fanmail but HARRYS LETTER TO HOGWARTS!!!!! The power of the fucksaws reacted wth the triforce to send Ganondalf dumbledoor BACK IN TIME!!!!!!,!!

Then dumbledoor was "I must save Arianne! Before is too late!" And he go to do that! But before he can leave, HAGRAD BURSTED IN!!! "Yer a wizard harry" said ruby haggis. "Not anymore I failed" said Harry despairly, holding his report card. "Well fuck that I'll teach you how to do illegal magic like I do!" Ang Haggrid gave Harry his own umbrella and taught him some spells!

"Wow these spells are really easy said" harry, "I bet I could even make my own." And Harry waved his umbrella and said "Becomus Goddus" and HARRY WAS GOD!!!!!!!!,!!!! Harry used his new powers to be awesome and drop the sun on his evil step parents!! Dumble door was jelous of Harry' power and he took his fucksaw and attacked Harry!!! BUT IT DIDNT WORK?!?!? Harry was too strong!! Ganondalf Dumbledoor and Haggis agree this power too strong for harry but can't kill him! BUT THEN Dobby had a great plan!

"Gods are very strong" said dobby "but share one weakness with elves! If no one believes in us anymore we will die!!!" They knew what must be done. Dumbl edore and hAGRID chant together:: "I dont believe in harrys I dont believe in harrys I dont believe in harrys" And they shed a single tear for Dobbys sacrifice as Harey and Dobby both died, Dobby was gone but they still had each other, and Drubledor and Hagird had the sex

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A/N please rate and review this is first story so be nice!! xoxoxox

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Chatper 2 The cotinues adventure of Ganondalf Dumbledoor the amarillo!!

Ganondalf Dumbledoor and haggis were done making the sex over Harrys dead corpse from when he was a god and then not one because he was dead; And they were happy but! Dumble door WAS FORGET!! He began to have flash back---

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***Sudly Dumbldoor realizes he was holding not just fanmail but HARRYS LETTER TO HOGWARTS!!!!! The power of the fucksaws reacted wth the triforce to send Ganondalf dumbledoor BACK IN TIME!!!!!!,!!

Then dumbledoor was "I must save Arianne! Before is too late!" And he go to do that! But before he can leave, HAGRAD BURSTED IN!!!***

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---And ganon Dumbledoor realizes Hargid in the way of his true love with Aryanna!! he push Hagred aside "you will not keep me from my true love!!,!" "so you had seen threw my plan!" said Haggis AND HE BECAME THE DEMON!!!!!!!

""GASP" said Dumbledoor and he gasped because he was surprise! And the demon haggis unfold his umbrella AND IT REALLY WAS GREAT BALLISTA CROSBOW THAT FIRE KATANAS!!!!,!! Each katana folded by an imnortal Smith for ten thousan years!!!

Ganondoor new he could not defeat Demon but! He had to try, for his sister and true love Ary Elsa! He took his strongest fucksaw: THE FUCKBLADE chainsaw katana forge in the fire of mount doom and folded by bushido black belts over one million times!!!!!

Dubledore took his Fuckblade and elderwand and one ring and triforce and he says to the demon: "I no longer am the Drubledor of the time of this! I am FUSE with Gendo Istari the amarillo!" His fuckblade still glisten with the blood of his enemys! there screams still could hear from the fuckblades curse!!

The Demon Hagris was not of listening however! He grab the mike back and began rap battleing! His rhymes were as sick as home!!! (A/N in expanded universe demons live in hell, that is canon here so his rhymes sick as hell) BUT THEN Dublin door take his fuckblade and he activating the mike in it! and Ganondooor starting to rap batle back at the demon!!!

Gandaldoor and haggis demon rap battled for forty days and, also forty night!! and then Dumbledoor flooded the whole world like noah did but with his enemy blood! Because he was taking his fuckblade and chop it threw the demon!.................. BUT IT STILL WAS NOT STOPPED BEING LIVING!?!!?!! demon Hagird took his fuckballista and fired fourteen katanas at Drumbles! the katanas lauch toward dubmeldore and. . . . . . . . . . . HE BLOCK THE KATANAS ASIDE WITH FUCKBLADE

But already was more katanas from Hargid demons fuckbrella-bow! Udmbeldore block more but can not keep up long!! So Harry say to him "go, ill hold him"!! Hagred was being harrys greatest friend but now he was enemy: Harry was sad but he was pepared to do the needed thing! So Ganondalf Dumbeldor went and as he went he think back to all the time they had together with harry like when harry was god and he killed him And dumble door shed a single tear as he ran to not there and as he got to Arienna house he look back to see Harry hit through with a katana and dies...........

But now he was here and the time for morning was to be later!! Tte house now on island from the haggird's blood and dUMBLEDOOR got of his boat to the island; he went inside Arianne was in basement dungeon he knew but before he can go his path blocked by DUMBLE DOOR!!,!! "no you are myself!!!!" said Ganodalf panicly---"yes I am you in the past!!!" explane past dumlbdor

Ganondoor was fearked out! but to save his true love sister he would! "I will defeat you any way he said or my name isn't gendo drumstick the armadillo" "NO you cannot defeat!!" pastDunbledor say "because I know all moves you make because we are the same person but I am past!" Ganondalf Dumbledoor the amarillo smerked "then how apropriate MY NAME IS NOT GENDO DRUMSTICK THE ARMADILLO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was signal for Harry! he took the katana he was killed with and take it and chop of the past dumbledoors hand!!! "so that is why I have peg leg in the future" said Dumbledoor (A/N the future one not the past one Harry just killed) "Ouch" past Drumbledor roar in pain but knew this would happen! So before fight he install LAZER BEAM CANNON!!!!! Past dumbedor took of his pirate hook hand from the stump and beginning to shoot lazer beams at the other form it!!!

Dumbledoor was fireing casting magic missile to block the lazer beams but there was one at every turn because past dumbeldor new his every move already! He tried attack with his fuckblade but past had already blocked with laser pirate sword!! and again but same thing, past had already blocked! BUT just then was a rumble THE DEMON WAS BACK even though dobby had killed it

Hargrid demon came to island and there are two dumbledoors which one to shoot?!?!? so he ask a question to find the real Dumbledoor! "what do I see in the mirror of erasers? only real Dumbledoor knows!" he asked; Past dumbledoor knew everything normal Ganondalf Dumbledoor does so he knew the answer! "You see a huge orgy with a bunch of hot grils and your in it!!!!" says past dumledoor but present one says nothing!! (A/N he knew, he just didn't say it)

"You are the real Ganondald Dulmbedore! " demon haggis said to past Dumbledoor"I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!" (A/N he's not really but that's just what demon thinks!! sorry for confuse) Past dumlbedore looked feared and say "O fuck." He could not see what demon will do because he is past Dumbledoor not past Hargid!! And the demon used his fuckbrella-cannon ballista to shoot past DUmbledoor until he was killed!!!,!!!

Harry turn to Dumebldoor and asks him "because he is you should you be dead now because of the paradox?!" But Dumbledoor is okay and not dead and he told harry why: "I hid myself while I tried to repair myself" he said

But even though Dumbledoor is okay from time, there still was an affect!! Because the katana from the fuck-crossbow had also hit a butterfly!! SO in the future there was a huge affect and it made a big meteor go though time wormhole----- and the meteor lands on the demon?!? DEMON IS KILL!!! "no" says demon and dies but really yes!

But where was harry??? He was hit by meteor too!!!!! Harry is kill!?! "no" says harry and really no this time!! "My scar protecting me from the meteor!" say Harry "But you are not the protected..." And Harry betraid Dumbledoor! "how could you harry" said dumbledooor but it was no use! "ABRACADABRA" Harry cast at Dumbledoor and Dubmledoor was hit, but not dead?!?!? "For what reason you are not dead?!" say the Harry and Dumbledoor said: "I have a scar as well you fool!!!" he said showing the scar on his elbow that is a map of france "You should have known that shit like this is why you failed out of wizard school!!" said the him.

"How the fuck was I supposed to know that you crazy fuck" said Harry??? "I told you you bloody bugger of a piece of poop, it was back when we were going to the school together when you were with your past life as the God Eric Griffindoor " said Dumbleodor and Harry remembered!

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"Harry look at my cool scar it's a map of france" said kid Dumbledoor to Eric Gryphondoor; "that's cool I guess" said harry Eric "I bet if I got a lightning one though that would be even cooler" Eric foreshadowed. "BULL FUCKING SHIT" said Dumbledoor though. "no really I bet if I had a scar like that I could be a god" Eric Griffondoor but Ganondalf Dumbledoor says "you already can be one you fucking dunce, the certificate is only like five bucks" "Well ill be a typewriter in fromt of a monkey, I'll go do that now" said Erric and did

Eric came back with certificate and said "I am now God Eric Griffindoor!" "Fo shizzle" said Dumbledoor "hey isn't it great how we're brothers and both our names have door in them?" revealed DumbleDOOR. "yeah totally" said Harry aka God Eric GriffinDOOR. (A/N: Dun dun dun!)

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"You are my brother?!?" says Harry! "Search your feelings Harry, you know it is true" Dumbledoor said. "It is true" Harry said: "You are my brother, but also my greatest rival!!!"

"Yes said Dumbledoor "but now I must go!" "I cannot let you do that though" Harry said but dumbledoor was already gone to inside the secret passage through the mountain so he could get to Aryanna house! the secret passage was hard to go through and not be lost but Dumbledoor was okay, and why is because he had his scar that is a map of france! the island the house was on because of the blood flood had floated all the way over to france and now he could use his map!!

Now Dumbledoor reached the house "Im coming Arianna my true love/sister!!!" he went to the dungeon were she was kept; but there was lock on the cell! Dumblrdoor used his Fuckblade though and destoryed the locks! "Arianna I am here to save you from basement dungeon!!" "oh yes my love I knew it" she said and they made incest sex there. (A/N I might write this scene later if I get at least 100 reviews ;D) and after Ganondalfdumbledoor the amarillo ate a taco again because he still is mexican au.

Then they made the way out past the guards and they were back outside! BUT Harry was of waiting for drUmbledoor!!! "I have into waiting for you Dumbledoor" Harry did. "so it has come to this" said Ganondalf dumbledoor the amarillo. "yes it has come to this" said harry "now we fight!" he said. "ABRACADABRA" said Dumbledoor as he cast the spell but, at the same time as that, Harry said "ABRACADABRA" and cast the spell also!!!!!!!! Both spels hit the other person AND........

.......Harrys and Dumblrdoors scars made the spells bounce of of them both!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEN the spells go BACK AT THE FIRST PEOPLE?!?!? They bounce of again and again befween them BUT SOMETHING WRONG!!! The abracadabras were get of the stronger!!!!!!!!!!!

"Oh no said Harry "if this gets more of the stronger it could destroy the world?????" "THIS MUST BE STOP"!!!!!!!!! say Drubledoor. But they could not stop...

"I will stop" said Colin Creevy "Harry I know I killed your parents but please of forgive now, for that" he said; "what the fuch how did you kill my parents I tought that was been vodmort????????" harry ask "Yes I was Voldémorte all along why did you think I never am in the pictures I am taking with my camera. Is because I am voldemord!!!!!!!!!" Colinmort took a picture of harry and Dubmledoor and shoed it to him "see I am not in it because am voldemotr"

Then Colin creevy aka Voldeomrt did of step in to the abracadabras and he was kill, but also the abracadabras stop! Harry and dumbledoor and Luna Lovegood all shed a single tear for there friend the Voldemort. But he had saved the world and so they celebrate with a huge orgy!!!!!!!!!!

Then Dumbledoor and Luna Lovegood both said "all according to keikaku" (A/N: keikaku means plan), Dumbledoor because this was his plan all along to kill voldemot and Luna because it was her plan to have a huge orgy.

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