S1 (admin) - Yearbook Committee: This is group of people that think their job is much more important than it actually is. They are usually mostly female and their main job is to make sure that they know who everyone is, but they usually forget some people here or there. (see photo not available)



S2 (intel) - Goths: Almost never seen out in the sunlight and when they are they are very disengaged from the rest of the group. Usually very quiet and will not talk to others unless it is to dispatch some crazy warning about a mysterious and probable made up danger.



S3 (operations) - Jocks: For some reason this group has total authority over all the other groups despite any merit or logic. They are by far the biggest and most desirable group to be in, but resented by the other groups. Any decision made by this group, however frivolous, must be carried out by the rest under penalty of being shunned and mocked.



S4 (logistics) - Drug Dealers: A necessary evil, this group is generally disliked, but condoned by the other groups. They develop strange and intricate webs of favors and have far reaching connections and "hook ups" to get people what they want. Almost any request given to the group is changed and manipulated in the end to whatever they can get their hands on, which most people are generally happy enough with. Any dealing with this group could result in a loss of a significant amount of money for the individual.



S5 (plans) - Key Club: I have no idea what they do, but they seem to be into it.



S6 (commo) - Nerds: This group is both very useful and very socially awkward. While trying to have a conversation with them almost invariably leads to talk of coding and IP addresses. They have gained technical knowledge of a variety of systems from seemingly nowhere and have a distinct air of superiority over others that don't know the difference between a server and a network.



S7 (information operations)- The Manipulative Girlfriend: This group is very small and concerns themselves mostly with spreading lies for their own gain.. Almost no one believes anything that they say, but that does not stop them from telling stories, either about all the great things that are coming in the future or the nightmare that will be unleashed if you even think about going out with someone else.



S9 (civil-miltiary) - Hippie Volunteers: This group is very concerned about having a balanced environment and what effect our footprint has on the world. They spend most of their time working with other people outside of the staff, dreaming of a better world.



Special Staff (JAG, PAO, etc..) - Chess Club, Debate Team, Office Helpers etc...: These people are all very concerned with their particular niche, but no one else is. While they are handy to have around if you have a curious thought about one of their areas, for the most part they live in their own little world trying to interject their specific knowledge on everyone else.