Thankyou so much Santa - it's here, it's here!! I have a feeling that Santa has seen too many of my blurry attempts at photography and sensed my never ending need for coffee amongst my attempts at humour on Reddit... Two sensational mugs for the brew that is true, with the only shooting jokes that are allowed in Australia! One is sized "this will last until next week" - sooo perfect, should be just enough! Thankyou again - this is magical! Happy EVERYTHING to you, and your family, and the world!

PS My only regret is that my postie delivered at dawn, and did not deliver on his promise to dance in my gate if I ever got a parcel... it's a long story....

PPS to Secret Santas everywhere - I have had so much fun stalking every person who was sending a gift to Australia and claiming them all in Secret Santa - it was exhausting! Thanks for putting up with me and the ragged assortment of Aussies that gathered to do this!

PPPS SANTA - I have no way of contacting you!!! Please say hello!!!