US President Donald Trump announced that he has commissioned the use of a catapult at the Mexican-American border in preparation for the incoming Honduran migrant caravan. The president has also ordered both American and Israeli troops to guard the border and prevent unlawful migrant passage into the United States.

Numerous media outlets and political figures have criticized Trump's decision. Former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has called Trump's actions "insanely cruel, even for me." Meanwhile, CNN and MSNBC both had another routine Trump meltdown, calling these actions "beyond the pale even for a guy who is literally Hitler" and noting that "we are seeing the use of military force to achieve Trump's racist dream of a whiter America."

"Sure, if I was a president and they went up against my interests, I would deport them too in a heartbeat and this includes the pregnant women with their small children," said Hillary Clinton in a short interview with Flake News. "But the thing is I wouldn't make it a point talking about it and I wouldn't use no damn catapult. That's too sloppy. With me, I'd just get a few of the top troublemakers to 'commit suicide' and send a message to all that disagree with my plans, showing them what might happen to them. But... since I'm feeling nice, I would let them in and allow them to live the American Dream."

Former US President Barrack Obama responded to Trump's border catapult in a speech Monday morning at Yale University.