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SCP-797 a rage state, SCP-797-01 is to be eliminated via incineration and a new cadaver wheeled in, prompting a re-set of schedule. Description: SCP-797 is an oval-shaped object attracted to either dying http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-797

Nacho Business : "Testing for "Rage State" TEST PROCEDURE: Brian slouched in his chair, lazily pawing for a bag of pretzels as D-5611 entered the chamber. Fumbling for the mic, he pressed his cheese http://www.scpwiki.com/nacho-business

Now watch and learn, here's the deal... infohazard at Site-59. The effects will be dormant for the next 72 hours, but their severity warrants his termination prior to the "rage state" event. Rather than the standard protocol, he http://www.scpwiki.com/now-watch-and-learn-heres-the-deal

SCP-2772-J back instead of walking! Agent Spago: <in a rage state> Well, it's too late now! Agent Spago starts to walk away. Dr. Gleason: Caesar, wait! I still haven't told you about the seat warmers! < http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-2772-j

The Warrior And The... Clown? will face me in the full fury of my rage state!” “A rage state? What’s a rage state? How is that different from just being angry? Oh, is it like being triggered? I get triggered sometimes, so trigger warnings are important, especially when -” “The sword! Now!” “No. I told you, we’re going to have a sword fight.” Able growled, shaking his head in disdain. “So be it, Clown!” Screaming like a wild, rabid, animal in musth and possibly on PCPs, he came charging at her with each sword spinning at thousands of rpm, swinging his arms at her as if he had massive circular saws for hands. He was certain that even she would not be able to evade such swift blades, and she made no attempt to. Instead, she thrust her own sword straight up into each obsidian vortex. As they struck her blade, each of Able’s swords came to an instant halt, generating such devastating force that they broke his wrists so violently it left white shards of bones piercing out from his own skin. As the swords fell from his now useless hands, he kicked Lolly's legs out from under her. Stomping on her chest so hard she couldn't breathe, he leaned down and bared his sharpened teeth at her. "You should have taken my offer for a quick death while it lasted," he spat at her. "Now I'm going to eat you alive, starting with that ridiculous face of yours." As he lunged forward to tear her face off, a small door opened in her forehead and a Swiss cuckoo bird popped out, impaling him in the eye and causing him to lighten his foothold on her enough for her to escape. "Pakhta! Sajila hkmara qoitht yuimmoh!" he howled in Assyrian. He attempted to pulverize Lolly into the ground with his dangling fists, but he hit nothing but dirt. Instead, she ducked between his legs and grabbed hold of his crimson cloak. “No capes!” she shouted in a European accent as she tossed it over his head and twisted him up in it. With his hands dangling by sinews from his shattered wrists, he wasn’t exactly able to free himself from it. He tried flexing and biting his way through it, which eventually just deteriorated into him screaming and slamming himself against the ground. When he looked back up at her, he saw that she was recording him with her smartphone. "Sorry, but just having proof you were here is going to be great for business. Oh, can you say 'The Circus of the Disquieting fully accommodates the differently Abled?' And really put the emphasis on Abled." Able didn’t respond, instead just charging at her with a burst of lightning speed and headbutted her so hard she went flying backwards a good fifty cubits. Landing with cat-like grace, she checked to make sure her phone was alright. "Hey careful! This is a Samsung, it could have exploded!" she shouted. "Still beats Apple with their stupid face ID. Do they not test those things for Clowns?" Once again Able came charging for her, but this time she was prepared. She skirted to the side at the last instant, smoothly switching the phone with the sword and sliced Able’s right leg clean off, sending him tumbling to the ground. Despite now only have one leg, with his hands almost falling off and his arms tangled up in his cape, he managed to rectify himself and resume his attack, hobbling towards her on his left leg. “Oh look at that, you’re hopping mad now!” Lolly taunted. “Oh, I should make A Monty Python and The Holy Grail reference! Ah…hold on. Give me a minute, it will come to me.” Though his screams were horrifying, in his current physical state it was comically easy for Lolly to evade him, ruminating aloud over potential Monty Python quips as she did so. The humiliation finally started to become stronger than his anger, and he reluctantly stopped hopping and hung his head in defeat. “I yield,” he growled through his teeth. “You what now?” Lolly asked smugly, cupping her hand to her ear as if she hadn’t heard him. “I yield!” he spat at her. “You said you wanted a sword fight. We’ve had it, it’s over, you’ve won. Return the sword to me.” “No. If I won, then this is my prize. I’m going to give it to my friend Iris. She mentioned she wanted something like this.” And then, perhaps suggesting he was actually a Zack Snyder fan, Able went all Batman Vs Superman at the mention of the name Iris. “Why would you say that?” he demanded. “Huh?” “That name! Why would you say her name!” “I – she’s just someone I know. She’s awesome. She’s a paratech expert, a cyborg sorceress, kind of a badass, but also kind of snooty.” There was an awkward moment of silence. “I don’t think we’re talking about the same person dude. There’s more than one girl in the worlds named Iris.” Nonetheless, it seemed the mention of the name was enough to throw Able into his rage state once again. “I will not endure this indignity any longer!” he bellowed, finally mustering the strength to break free of his cape. He could not a wield a sword, nor could he run, but using his remaining leg he leapt into the air straight for her, ready to crush her like a poodle (he once crushed a poodle by falling on it, but that’s another story). Instead, Lolly raised her sword and he landed upon it, the blade impaling him through the chest and coming out the other side of his back. She lowered him to the ground so that he was supported by his remaining knee, as he was very heavy. “I know you respawn like a video game character every time you die, so let me give you a tip for your next playthrough,” she said. “If you ever come across a circus that feels like it’s not quite real, head in the other direction.” He tried to raise his arms to defend himself, but she twisted the blade and the agony was unbearable. He looked up and saw that she had bent down so that they were face to face, eyes like a shark and a terrifyingly serene smile staring back at him. “Because this is what I do to people who try to fuck with my Circus!” The cuckoo bird popped out of her head again, plucking out Able's remaining eye. Lolly ripped her sword out, leaving Able's entrails to spill all over the ground and his body to putrify. Wiping the blade clean with a giant clown hankie, she placed it in her hammerspace pocket. "Happy April Fools Mister!" she shouted as she happily skipped back to the Circus, merrily singing nonsense to herself. http://www.scpwiki.com/the-warrior-and-the-clown

GRANT REQUEST FOR A REPLACEMENT KEYBOARD BECAUSE T RAGE STATE' PROBLEM OVER IN NEUROENGINEERING (YES I FINALLY REMEMBERED HIS NAME, SORRY RICHARD, YOU'RE DOING GOOD WORK), SUCH ADVANCES WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE FOR A DECADE AT LEAST. A FAR SIMPLER http://www.scpwiki.com/grant-request-for-a-replacement-keyboard-because-the-caps-lo

SCP-5195 by the appearance of a silhouette floating an undetermined height over the city. This silhouette initiated an intense rage state in any individuals that observed it. At 10:01 AM the gravestone http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-5195

Katz and Dogs a partial rage state, he will remotely trigger the Scranton Reality Anchor to begin operating at full capacity, effectively preventing PoI-1344 from preforming Type-Green Reality Bending. At this point, cover agents will terminate PoI-1344 with small arms fire. In addition, the FSF Delivery will be stationed outside of GoI-1344's mothership, with appropriate recontainment personnel in order to secure anomalous artifacts aboard the ship… and to escort all personnel involved, including Consultant Sheldon Katz, The spaceship will be later brought to Site-44 for scavenging and potential use in Project Caliber. Footnotes 1. From The Art of Ontokinetics, by Dr Alto Clef: "You see, you can be angry. You can be so angry, that you forget everything and just snap. Or you can be completely calm. But there's a little island somewhere in the middle, and that's what I call a 'partial rage state.' For some reason, reality benders become really destructive when they're in the territory of 'anger', but in a partial rage state, they're more easily subdued. It's like a little uncanny valley on the 'when should I kill the reality bender' spectrum" (Clef, p. 293). An explosion sounded throughout the room, presumably from the FSF Delivery destroying what was left of the fleet surrounding the ship. Katz stood up, and saw the three agents in the crowd in combat with the Judge, unloading their rifles on him. Without his reality-bending abilities, the Judge had resorted to throwing objects at his enemies. Which was still fatal; the remainder of the crowd had already panicked and fled. Katz saw Shock getting out of the booth and running away. He began to follow her, but was interrupted by a strong hand grabbing the back of his suit. The Judge lifted him off the ground and pinned him in front of his body. Looking up, Katz could see the Judge's angry expression and lack of a right eyeball. "NOBODY MOVES OR TRAITOR BOY HERE GETS IT!" he yelled at the top of his lungs, grasping the top of Katz' head with his other hand. The agents stopped firing and began to talk to eachother about what to do. If only I had my revolver… Katz thought. His revolver was currently locked in his briefcase, which he had dropped on the floor. "HERE ARE MY DEMANDS!" the Judge bellowed, "FIRST, TURN OFF WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING TO THE SHIP. SECOND, I DEMAND THREE TRILLION—" Shock fired a laser from around the corner, taking out some of Katz' hair and the Judge's remaining eyeball. He dropped Katz to the ground and screamed, covering his eyes with his hands. The agents continued their fire on the Judge. Explosions still sounded outside. Katz scrambled over to his briefcase and took out his shiny .45 Colt Bentline revolver. "Wait, is that a revolver?" Shock shouted over the chaos. "I think I can take him with it. Can you give me it?" Katz considered his options. He could fire the revolver himself at the Judge, have a good chance at missing and only angering him, and only pester the man who was currently tanking hundreds of bullets. Or, he could give the revolver to Shock, and face the chance of betrayal. Considering his options, he handed the revolver to Shock. Shock took her laser device, and put it inside the revolver. After some most likely irreversible changes to the revolver's core, she aimed it and fired a gleaming green bolt that took off the Judge's head. After that, his body fell to the ground. Katz and Shock spent a good amount of time looking around in shock. Katz reached back and felt the damage that the Judge had done to his suit. He had made a large tear when he had picked him up. That might take a few weeks of stitching, Katz thought to himself. Luckily, he knew a suit guy. The moment of peace was interrupted by the ship's crumbling. The Judge must have manifested it himself; the ship began to fade away. Katz remembered the open, empty vacuum of space that had surrounded the ship, and he wished that he could hold his breath longer. "I— my ship's probably, probably still on here!" Shock yelled over the crumbling. "I think, we can't take everybody, but, well, as a sort of 'good faith' thing, I can—" The ship suddenly demanifested, revealing that they were standing in a blue bubble in the middle of space. Everybody— Katz, Shock, the agents, and the remaining viewers— looked surprised. Katz turned around to see the FSF Delivery, with Senior Researcher Graham at the helm. He spoke into a microphone. "Hey there, Katz!" he yelled, "O5-6 didn't really want me to reveal this tech yet, but it looks like I came at the right time!" END-INCIDENT REPORT Project Eisen-Simpson was executed on ██/██/██. The Scranton Reality Anchor was successfully planted in its location, and Consultant Katz successfully escalated PoI-1344 to a partial rage state. However, SCP-4799-1, who was present at the the trial, assaulted PoI-1344 with an energy weapon, propelling him into a rage state and lowering the effectiveness of the Scranton Reality Anchor. However, with assistance from SCP-4799-1, MTF Beta-9 ("Cover Dogs") was able to terminate PoI-1344 successfully. This resulted in the atomic decay of GoI-344's spaceship. Senior Researcher Graham, who was staffing the FSF Delivery at the time, employed presently classified prototype technology to save the agents, as well as most important SCP objects and assets. Consultant Katz was determined to have suffered minor fractures during the incident, and has requested to be transferred to Site-22 for rehabilitation and to assist the Legal Department in its duties. SCP-4799-1 has been transferred to containment at Site-17. However, for the reason they she had assisted Beta-9 in the neutralization of GoI-344, she has been given Class-V Humanoid Containment Accommodations. Other SCP objects have been transferred to Site-44 for further analysis. « | SCP Original Character Tournament -- not_a_seagull's Entries | The Scent of a Toaster » This was written for the SCP Original Character Tournament, in a matchup with Shock by me and Sheldon Katz, by spikebrennan. spikebrennan also made a pretty cool tale for the contest, and I'd highly recommend checking it out if you liked this! http://www.scpwiki.com/katz-and-dogs