OF OUR YOUNG HOT LIVES-- BLACK FRIDAY.- EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO GET PS4s, JOIN WITH US. - TOM, THE SOUTH PARK MALLSAYS THEY'VE BEEFED UP SECURITY. - YOU HAVE A STRONG INFLUENCEOVER THE REST OF THE MEN, LADY MCKORMICK. - YOU CAN'T DIE! - WE THOUGHT YOU SHOULDSEE THIS. - WHAT WOULD THEY DOON GAME OF THRONES? WHAT WOULD THEY DOWHEN THINGS LOOK THEIR DARKEST? [dramatic chords] - ♪ OH [dramatic choral singing] ♪ [dramatic orchestrationcontinues]

- NOW, LET ME TELL YOU,CHILD, OF A WARTHAT IS ABOUT TO COME. SINCE TIME UNREMEMBERED,THERE HAVE BEEN TWO... ONE DARK AND UNFORGIVING, THE OTHER PUREAND FILLED WITH LIGHT. AT THE DAWN OF WAR,I STAND ALONE LOOKING OUT AT WHAT WILL BETHE LAST BATTLEFIELD, FOR WINTER IS COMING,AND I AM A PRINCESS. ONCE A COMMON LADYOF THE DARK ARMY BUT DENIED MY RIGHT TO BECALLED PRINCESS BY BIRTH, I BETRAYED MY KIND. AND NOW I HAVE CHOSEN MY SIDE, THAT WHICH I BELIEVEIS BEST FOR ALL, FOR IT HAS THE DUAL SHOCKCONTROLLER WITH A SPEAKER AND TOUCH PAD INTERFACE. OUR LAND IS SPLIT IN TWO. BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER.FRIEND VERSUS FRIEND. MY PARENTS WILL FIGHTON BLACK FRIDAY AS WELL... FOR WHAT, I DO NOT KNOW. - WHAT THE HELLIS HE WEARING NOW? - MY FOLLOWERS,THOUGH FEW IN NUMBER, SHALL HELP SEE ME THROUGH UNTIL I AM FINALLY ACCEPTEDAS A PRINCESS BY ALL. I CANNOT REST,FOR I KNOW THAT EVEN NOW THE ENEMY IS TRAININGFOR BATTLE, ALSO PREPARING FOR WINTER. [both grunting,kids shouting]

- ALL RIGHT.STOP, STOP, STOP! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU FIGHT. YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE? ON BLACK FRIDAY, THERE'S GOINGTO BE THOUSANDS OF SHOPPERS TRYING TO GET INSIDE THAT MALL, KEEPING YOU FROM GETTINGXBOX-1s. SO WHAT DO WE DO?WE SURVEY EACH ENEMY, AND WE ATTACK THEIR WEAK SPOTS. SCOTT MALKINSON HAS DIABETES, SO WE HIT HIMIN HIS WEAK SPOT. - [muttering]AH, GOD... - THERE'S ANOTHER ARMYOUT THERE WHO THINKS THEY'RE BETTERTHAN US, AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE BEATBY THE TRAITOR WHORE KENNY. GET BACK TO TRAINING! - YEAH!- AH! - CARTMAN, WE SHOULD PROBABLYTALK ABOUT OUR CHANCES. - THE MEN ARE JUSTINEXPERIENCED, SIR KYLE. THEY NEED MORE TRAINING.- IT'S NOT ENOUGH. EVER SINCE KENNYSWITCHED SIDES, THERE ARE MORE KIDS THAT WANNAGO WITH PS4 ON BLACK FRIDAY. - THAT GODDAMN TRAITOR!YOU KNOW WHY KENNY'S DOING THIS, RIGHT?BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE A PRINCESS,AND I WOULDN'T LET HIM. I SAID, "YOU CAN BEA CHICK, KENNY, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE RULER,AND THAT'S ME!" - SONY RELEASED THE PS4s,CARTMAN. THEY'RE BEING REVIEWED.PEOPLE ARE LIKING THEM. - I GUARANTEE YOU KENNYHAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH SONY OFFERINGA BLACK FRIDAY BUNDLE DEAL. JUST KEEP THEM IN TRAINING,SIR KYLE. TWO CAN PLAY AT KENNY'SBACK-STABBING GAME.

[thud, glass shatters] YES, HELLO,I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE PRESIDENT OF XBOX,PLEASE. THE PRESIDENT OF XBOX.LIKE THE HEAD OF XBOX. FINE, CEO, MICROSOFT, WHATEVER,PUT HIM ON. I NEED HELP BLOWING UPPLAYSTATION PEOPLE. ERIC CARTMAN.I'M A WIZARD AND A KING. A WIZARD KING, YES. NO,I'M NOT A KING OF WIZARDS. I'M A KING THAT HAPPENSTO BE A WIZARD. JUST PUT THE CEO OF MICROSOFTON THE PHONE. [somber string instruments] ♪ - MR. BALMER,JOHN AND DAVE FROM MARKETING ARE HERE TO SEE YOU. - YES, HELLO. HOW ARE THINGSGOING OUT THERE? - SIR, THE TIDES OF WARARE CHANGING. - THERE'S A KING IN COLORADO, A YOUNG WIZARDWHO BELIEVES THAT SONY WILL HAVE THE UPPER HANDIF WE DO NOT COME TO HIS AID. - HE CLAIMS THAT WITH OUR HELP,HIS FOLLOWERS ARE PREPARED TO FIGHT TO THE DEATHOVER WHICH SYSTEM IS BETTER. - UH, WHAT ARE YOU GUYSTALKING ABOUT? YOU SOUND RIDICULOUS. - THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR IN THIS SMALL TOWNON BLACK FRIDAY, AND IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS. - GUYS, THESE ARE CONSOLE WARS, NOT SOME EPIC BATTLEFOR A KINGDOM. I MEAN, COME ON. - BUT THIS ONE KID SAYSTHAT HE'S A WIZARD AND THAT SONY IS HELPING--- GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! IT'S JUST A VIDEO GAMEMACHINE, ALL RIGHT? MICROSOFT'S A COMPANYTHAT TRIES TO BE ABOVE ALL THE PETTYCOMMERCIALISM OKAY? - O-OKAY.- OKAY.

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALREADYCLAIMED ANOTHER FATALITY. - NILES LAWSON IS ON THE SCENE.NILES, WHAT ARE YOU HEARING? - TOM, TRAGEDY STRUCKLAST NIGHT WHEN MALL SECURITY OFFICERMILES "HAPPY" DAVIS WAS BEATEN TO DEATHWITH THIS CANDY CANE AFTER TELLING A MOTHER SHE COULDN'T LINE UP FOR BLACKFRIDAY UNTIL THURSDAY NIGHT. IN HONOR OF THE SLAINMALL SECURITY OFFICER, THE MALL HAS DECIDEDTO OFFICIALLY DROP ANOTHER 10% OFFBLACK FRIDAY DEALS. [somber music] ♪ - HAPPY WAS A GOOD MAN. TOO GOOD TO HAVE DIED IN SUCHA BRUTAL BUT FESTIVE MANNER. - CAPTAIN, CAPTAIN, THE MALL IS DROPPING THE BLACKFRIDAY SALE ANOTHER 10%. - WHAT?- OH, MY GOD! - THEY CAN'T DO THAT!- WHAT? THAT'S 90% OFF. - OH, GOD, THEY'RE BACK! THERE'S HUNDREDS OF THEM! [low, ominous murmuring] - EVERYBODY STAY PUT.I'LL HANDLE THIS. IF YOU ARE HERE FORBLACK FRIDAY, YOU CANNOT BEON MALL PROPERTY UNTIL MIDNIGHTON THANKSGIVING. - WE'RE NOT ON MALLPROPERTY. - WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE. - WELL, WHAT IF WE JUST WALKREALLY, REALLY SLOW? [growling]BLACK FRIDAY! - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALKSLOWER THAN THAT. YOU'VE GOT A WHILE. - WE CAN WALK REALLY SLOW.LOOK. [ominous music]- SMART ASSES.

I COULD TALK TO YOUABOUT LADY MCKORMICK. - YOU MEAN PRINCESS KENNY,MY LORD? - YEAH, WHATEVER. THE LITTLE PRICK THINKSHE'S DAENERYS TARGARYEN. I NEED TO KNOWHOW TO DEAL WITH HIM. HOW DO THEY DEAL WITHTHE QUEEN OF DRAGONS IN GAME OF THRONES? - THEY DON'T! - WELL, DID YOU FINISH WATCHINGSEASON 3 LIKE I ASKED YOU? - YEAH, I FINISHED IT.- SO WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE DRAGONS SHOW UP?- NOTHING! THE DRAGONS ARE JUSTSTILL ON THEIR WAY! THEY KEEP PROMISING DRAGONS, BUT ALL I GET ARE MOREFLOPPY WIENERS IN MY FACE. - BUTT--BUTTERS,THE KEY TO OUR VICTORY IS FOLLOWING THE GAME OF THRONES MODEL EXACTLY. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENSWHEN THE DRAGONS SHOW UP SO I KNOW HOW TO DEALWITH KENNY. - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? - HERE'S TWO BUS TICKETSTO NEW MEXICO. I WANT YOU TO TAKESIR SCOTT MALKINSON AND GO SEEK OUTGEORGE R.R. MARTIN FOR ANSWERS. - WHO'S GEORGE R.R. MARTIN? - HE'S THE GUY WHO WRITES GAMES OF THRONES, BUTTERS! HE CAN LET US BOTH KNOWHOW TO HANDLE KENNY AND IF WE SHOULD BETRAYCLYDE OR NOT. LET'S FACE IT, BUTTERS, THIS IS REALLY ABOUTYOU AND ME GETTING XBOXES. THE REST ARE SIMPLY THERE TO HELP USGET THROUGH THE DOORS. - HEY! I TOLD YOU KIDS TO STAY OUT OF MY DAMN YARD. - DO YOU MIND?WE'RE TRYING TO TALK HERE. - YEAH? WELL, HOW COME EVERYTIME YOU TALK TO SOMEBODY IT'S ABOUT BETRAYINGSOMEBODY ELSE? - WHY DON'T YOU MINDYOUR OWN BUSINESS?

WE DON'T HAVE ANY DRAGONSTO SEND THEM. IF SOME PEOPLE WANT TO CHOOSEPLAYSTATIONS, IT'S THEIR CHOICE.[knock at door] - SIR, MR. GATES IS HERE. - BILL GATES? I GOT TO GO. HEY, HEY, BILL GATES ACTUALLYSHOWING UP AT CORPORATE. - HEY, STEVE, HOW YOU DOING?- NOT BAD, YOU KNOW, JUST TRYING TO GET THISNEXT GEN PRESS STUFF HANDLED. - I HEARD THERE'SA LITTLE TROUBLE IN, UH... COLORADO SOMEWHERE?- NO, IT TURNS OUT IT WAS NOTHING,JUST SOME KIDS TRYING TO TURN THE CONSOLE WARSINTO SOMETHING BIGGER. - OH, MY GOSH.YOU KNOW, WHEN I STEPPED DOWN AND LEFT YOU IN CHARGEOF THE COMPANY, STEVE, I KNEW THERE MIGHT BESOME CHALLENGES FOR YOU. - YEAH, WELL, NOTHINGI CAN'T HANDLE. THERE SOME CHANGES WE NEEDTO MAKE TO OUR MARKETING, BUT I'M OPTIMISTIC.- UH-HUH... - I THINK WE'LL ULTIMATELY SELLTHE NUMBER OF UNITS WE WANT TO. - YOU'RE RIGHT, STEVE.SOME CHANGES DO NEED TO BE MADE. - [strangled cry] [gasping] - DO YOU KNOW WHATWEAKNESS IS, STEVE? WEAKNESS IS BELIEVINGTHAT COMPETITION IS HEALTHY. [Steve gasping]SEE, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN XBOXES AND PLAYSTATIONSCOULD BOTH SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD BUT THAT TIME'S DONE. IT'S ALL HEADED TO ONE DEVICE THAT PEOPLE GAME ON,WATCH TV ON, SOCIALIZE ON. THERE'S ONLY GOING TO BEONE WINNER. I CAN'T HAVE YOU IDIOTSTHROWING AWAY EVERYTHING I WORKED SO HARDTO ACHIEVE. - [gasping] - CLEAN THAT SHIT UP.

- I THINK MY INSULIN'S LOW.I NEED TO EAT. - LET'S JUST TALK TO THIS GUY,THEN WE CAN HIT A MCDONALDS. OH, HERE WE GO...2217. [buzzer] - CAN I HELP YOU?- HELLO? IS THIS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN'SHOUSE? - WHO IS THIS, PLEASE? - IT'S TWO KIDS WHO WANT TO KNOWWHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE DRAGONS SHOW UP. HELLO? - I'M SORRY, BUT MR. MARTINDOES NOT SEE FANS. - WE'RE NOT FANS!- YEAH! WE DON'T LIKE IT! - WE DON'T LIKE IT,AND I'M PRETTY PISSED OFF, IF YOU WANT TO KNOWTHE TRUTH. - ABOUT WHAT?- LET ME TALK TO GEORGE R.R. MARTIN,AND I'LL TELL HIM ABOUT WHAT. [buzzer] IT'S THE RED WEDDING,ISN'T IT? YOU HATE HOW I KILLEDEVERYONE OFF? - NO, SIR, WE JUST REALLY NEEDTO KNOW ABOUT THE DRAGONS, BUT THEY NEVERSEEM TO SHOW UP. - OH, THEY'RE COMING.THE DRAGONS ARE ON THEIR WAY. - WHEN?- YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? - PLEASE! IT'S URGENT. - ALL RIGHT. KING JOFFREYIS STILL AT KING'S LANDING, BUT THERE'S A YOUNG BLACKSMITH WHO WAKES UP ONE MORNINGWITH A PLAN, AND HIS WIENER GENTLY HANGSDOWN BETWEEN HIS LEGS. SOFT AND FLACCID, HIS WEINERGLISTENS IN THE GOLDEN SUNLIGHT. - NO! CAN WE SKIPTHE WIENER STUFF AND JUST GET TO THE DRAGONS? - AW, SHIT, I THINK--I THINK I'M GOING FAINT. - WHAT'S THE MATTER, SCOTT?- I TOLD YOU I HAVE TO EAT EVERY TWO HOURS!- HE'S DIABETIC. - OH, JEEZ! WHY DON'T YOUKIDS COME OUT OF THE COLD? I'LL ORDER US SOME PIZZAS.- OKAY, THANKS. - COME ON IN--I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING TO HAPPENIN GAME OF THRONES.

- SIR KYLE, I WANTED TO TALKTO YOU ABOUT STAN. - IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SUREI'M NOT SWITCHING SIDES, CARTMAN,YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY. STAN IS WRONG.- IT ISN'T THAT. PRINCESS KENNYIS LOVED BY HER ARMY, BUT STAN IS STILL THE NUTSAND BALLS OF THE OPERATION. IT WOULD BE A HUGE SETBACKTO THE TRAITORS GETTING THEIR PLAYSTATIONSIF STAN WERE TO BE... GROUNDED? - GROUNDED? FOR WHAT? - THAT COULD BE UP TO YOU.- NO, CARTMAN. YOU SAID NOBODYWOULD HAVE TO BE GROUNDED. WE'RE NOT PLAYING DIRTY. - FINE, SIR KYLE.PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT. DID YOU KNOW THAT STAN'S DADIS WORKING A TEMP JOB AS MALL SECURITY?- WHAT? - SEEMS A LITTLE CONVENIENT,DOESN'T IT? STAN WITH SOMEBODY ON THE INSIDETO HELP HIM GET HIS PS4s? WHO'S PLAYING DIRTY NOW? LET'S FACE IT SIR KYLE, THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOU AND MEGETTING XBOXES. THE REST ARE SIMPLY THERE TOHELP US GET THROUGH THOSE DOORS. - DON'T BELIEVE IT! HE SAID THATTO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. - DUDE, YOU BETTER STOPHARASSING ME, OR I'M CALLING THE COPS. - YOU'RE CALLING THE COPS?- YEAH! - YOU'RE ON MY PROPERTY!I'M CALLING THE COPS. - WELL, GO AHEAD!CALL THE [BEEPED] COPS THEN!

- [ahem]. - OH! OH, IT'S YOU. - TOM, I'M STANDINGIN YOUR DOORWAY BECAUSE WE HAVE A HOTNEWS STORY TO REPORT. - WE DON'T GO TO WORKFOR ANOTHER HOUR. - WE JUST GOT A CALLFROM BILL GATES. HE SAYS HE CAN PROMISE USA BIGGER WAR ON BLACK FRIDAY IF WE PLAY ALONG. - HE WANTS US TO SIDE WITH HIM?- THAT'S RIGHT, TAMMY. LET'S NOT FORGET THAT HAVINGA BLOOD BATH ON BLACK FRIDAY IS GOOD FOR THE NEWS.IT'S GOOD FOR US. THE BIGGER THE BETTER. - OUR JOB IS TO REPORT THE NEWS,NOT MAKE IT MORE VIOLENT. - RIGHT, TOM, BECAUSEYOU'RE SO ABOUT INTEGRITY. LET'S GO. OR MAYBE I SHOULD LETEVERYONE IN THE NEWSROOM KNOW WHAT THEIRTWO ANCHORS ARE UP TO. BACK TO YOU. - IT'S THE MORNING NEWSWITH TOM AND TAMMY THOMPSON, COLORADO'S TOP-RATEDBROTHER-SISTER NEWS TEAM. - WELL, BLACK FRIDAYIS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, AND, TAMMY, IT'S GETTINGFIERCE OUT THERE. - THAT'S RIGHT, NILESLAUGHTON IS OUT AT THE MALL WITH A LITTLEHOLIDAY SURPRISE. - TAMMY, THE EXCITEMENTOVER BLACK FRIDAY IS PEAKING, AND NONE OTHER THANBILL GATES HIMSELF HAS SHOWN UP TO TRYTO MAKE IT EVEN BIGGER. - THAT'S RIGHT, WE JUSTWANT TO DO WHATEVER WE CAN TO HELP OUR SUPPORTERSGET THEIR XBOXES AT INCREDIBLE DEALS ON FRIDAY. SO WE'VE COME TO OFFER SWORDSAND BATTLE AXES, WHATEVER THE KIDS CAN CARRY TO HELP THEM FIGHT THEIR WAYTHROUGH THE OTHER SHOPPERS. - WE UNDERSTANDTHAT YOU'VE DONATED SOME GUNS TO THE KIDS AS WELL. - YES, BUT WE ARE LIMITING ITTO ONE PER XBOX FOLLOWER, BECAUSE, OF COURSE,THE KEY THING HERE ON EVERYONE'SMIND IS SAFETY.

♪ - YES? - HI, IS KENNY HOME? - YEAH, KENNY'S OUT BACKPLAYING WITH HIS FRIENDS. - FORWARD, MEN! THAT--NO--NO, YOU GOTTA TURN ME. [door opens] - IT'S THE ENEMY.DEFENSIVE PUH-PUH-POSITIONS! [overlapping shouting]- KILL 'EM, GET OUT! - I SEEK AUDIENCE WITHTHE TRAITOR LADY MCKORMICK. - LET THEM PASS. - [muffled] - THE PRINCESS BIDS YOUR FATASS WELCOME TO HER KINGDOM AND SUGGESTSYOU STATE YOUR PURPOSE. - YOU CAN'T WIN THIS, GUYS.LOOK AROUND YOU. LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPONS,AND YOU CAN COME BACK AND FIGHT FOR XBOXES WITH USON BLACK FRIDAY. - [muffled] - THE PRINCESS SAYS THAT IFYOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND AND AGREE THAT PLAYSTATIONSARE BETTER, SHE'LL CONSIDER IT. - KENNY, WE ALL UNDERSTANDWANTING TO PLAY AS THE CHICK ONCE IN A WHILE, OKAY? BUT YOU ARE NEVER GOING TOBE A REAL PRINCESS. - WHAT? [muffled] - THE PRINCESS CALLS YOUA BALL-LICKING LESBIAN. - THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. - STAN,THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET HURT. WHAT YOU STARTEDIS WAY OUT OF CONTROL. - WHAT I STARTED?HOW DARE YOU! - ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE GOINGTO BE GAMING ON XBOX. YOU REALLY WANT TO JUST GAMEWITH CRAIG THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? - I WOULD RATHER GAMEWITH CRAIG THAN SPEND ONE MINUTE HAVING TO SET UPAN XBOX LIVE ACCOUNT. WE WILL GET OUR PLAYSTATIONSTOMORROW, AND YOU BUTTHOLESWILL HAVE NOTHING! - YOU'RE OUTNUMBEREDTEN TO ONE, AND THERE'S NO TIME LEFT. HOW WILL YOU WIN? - THE GODS WILL FIND US A WAY.

AND HIS WIENERIS ABOUT THIS BIG. HE KNOWS THATSTANNIS BARATHEON'S WEINER IS PROBABLY SHRIVELEDFROM THE COLD SAMWELL HAS TO RALLY HIS MEN.SO WHAT DOES HE DO? TAKES OUT HIS WIENER... [zip sound]AND HE DANGLES IT AROUND FOR ALL HIS MEN TO SEE. [humming]- AH! - OH! SIR, YOU SAID PIZZASWERE COMING. - YEAH, YEAH.THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. THEY'RE STILL COMING.SO SAMWELL'S WIENER GOES-- [humming] - BUT YOU SAID THEY WERE ONTHEIR WAY LIKE THREE HOURS AGO. - IF I DON'T GET PIZZA SOON,I'M GOING PASS OUT. - DON'T WORRY,THEY'RE COMING. PIZZAS ARE ON THEIR WAY.THEY'RE GONNA BE AMAZING. NOW, JOHN SNOW FINALLY FACESJAIME LANNISTER, AND THIS GUY'S WEINER IS,YOU KNOW, HUGE, RIGHT? SO IT'S NOT GOING TO BE EASY.- EHH!

MR. GATES, I WAS HOPINGI COULD TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE FIGHT TOMORROW.- CERTAINLY. UH, ERIC, RIGHT? - IT'S MY LORD WIZARD KING,ACTUALLY. HAVING YOUR LEADERSHIPHAS CERTAINLY BEEN A HELP, BUT I HOPE THAT WE'RE CLEARTHAT THIS IS MY ARMY. THERE CAN ONLY BEONE PERSON OF ROYALTY. THAT'S KIND OF THE RUSE. - I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TOSTEP ON YOUR TOES. DON'T WORRY, I'M QUITE GOOD AT LETTING MY CEOsDO WHAT THEY WANT. - YOUR CEOs? - LET'S FACE IT--THIS IS REALLY JUST ABOUT YOU AND ME GETTING XBOXES THE REST ARE SIMPLY THERETO HELP US... GET THROUGH THOSE DOORS. - UH--HMM.WHAT? - HA HA! HOW'S IT FEEL? NOW WHO'S WALKING WHOTHROUGH THE BETRAYAL GARDEN? - WHY DON'T YOU STAYTHE [BEEPED] OUT OF MY BUSINESS? - WHY DON'T YOU STAY THE [BEEPED]OUT OF MY YARD?

- ISH, ISH, ISH, OH-ISH! HI-SOOOOO! - THAT WAS AMAZING SEX.I ENJOYED IT IMMENSELY. HOW ABOUT YOU?- [grunts] [speaking Japanese] - YOU KNOW,MICROSOFT HAS GIVEN KIDS WHO WANT XBOXES ON BLACK FRIDAYA LOT OF SUPPORT. SEEMS A SHAME THAT THE FIGHTWILL BE SO ONE-SIDED. - EH.[speaking Japanese] - BLACK FRIDAY'SABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND IT'S NOT EVENGOING TO BE A FIGHT. THAT'S BAD FOR BOTH OF US. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING YOU CANGIVE TO KIDS WHO WANT SONIES TO MAKE THE FIGHT MORE EVEN. - HAI... KORE GA ARIMASU. - YES, I THINKTHAT WILL DO NICELY.

- ♪ WIENER WIENER,WIENER WIENER ♪ ♪ WIENER, WIENER - ♪ ONE WIENER - WIENER, WIENER ♪- ♪ NEXT TO ANOTHER ♪ WIENER - ♪ WIENER, WIENER ♪ WIENER, WIENER - ♪ TWO WIENERS ♪ ALONGSIDE YET ANOTHER - ♪ WIENER, WIENER ♪ WIENER - ♪ PARTY, WIENER PARTY ♪ WIENER PARTY ♪ PARTY PARTY - ♪ SOFT WIENERS ♪ NICE AND SOFT - ♪ NON-ERECT WIENERS - ♪ WIENERS FLOPPING ♪ FLOPPING WIENERS - ♪ FLOPPING WIENERS - ♪ DANGLING WIENERS - ♪ FIVE WIENERS ♪ IN MY FACE - STOP! STOP, PLEASE.I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE. - BUT THIS IS THE BEST PART RIGHT BEFORE KING JOFFREYGETS POISONED. EVERYONE FLIPS THEIR WIENERSALL AROUND HIS FACE! - YAAAAAAH!- LISTEN, BUDDY! YOU PROMISED THAT PIZZASWERE ON THE WAY! IF THEY DON'T SHOW UPRIGHT NOW, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A DEAD KIDON YOUR HANDS. DO YOU HEAR ME? - OKAY, FINE, FINE!WHAT KIND OF PIZZAS DO YOU WANT? - WHAT KIND DO WE WANT?- HE HASN'T EVEN ORDERED THE PIZZAS YET! - DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE COMING!NOT JUST TWO PIZZAS. THERE'S--THERE'S GONNA BE FIVE. AND THEY'RE GONNA BE HUGE!YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT. - COME ON, SCOTT.WE'RE LEAVING. - WAIT, I HAVEN'T TOLD YOUWHAT HAPPENS YET! - NO! BLACK FRIDAYIS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, AND MY FRIENDSAND I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST ONES INSIDE THE MALLTO GET XBOXES. - WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?I CAN HELP WITH THAT. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - I'LL MAKE CALLS.I KNOW A WAY TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE COMPLETELY PREPAREDFOR BLACK FRIDAY.

- OH, GOD, WE'RE DONE FOR! - MY FRIENDS,THE TIME IS ALMOST HERE. LET US FACE THESE SHOPPERS WITH THE BRAVERY OF THOSE MALLSECURITY OFFICERS BEFORE US. [cell phone rings] COMMANDER MARSH. THEY'RE WHAT? THEY'RE GOING TO WHAT? - TOM, WE HAVE BREAKING NEWSFROM THE SOUTH PARK MALL. IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE SUREEVERYONE IS PREPARED, THE MALL HAS DECIDED TO PUSHBLACK FRIDAY BY ONE WEEK. - AW!- WHAT? - THE GENIUS IDEA WAS PROPOSEDBY GEORGE R.R. MARTIN WHO ALSO SUGGESTED: "[BEEPED] IT!LET'S PUSH THANKSGIVING TO DECEMBER 3RD." FOR PUSHING THE DATE,THE MALL IS NOW REDUCING BLACK FRIDAY PRICESTO 96% OFF TO THE FIRST HUNDRED PEOPLEINSIDE THE MALL. [shoppers growling, shouting] THIS IS GOING TO BEA [BEEPED] BLOOD BATH, TOM! THERE WILL BE MEDICAL TENTS,AMBULANCES, FACE PAINTING. NO DOUBT A LOT OF PEOPLEYOU KNOW AND LOVE ARE GOING TO DIE.