Re: Was Jesus a velociraptor? - 06-28-2010, 07:43 AM 06-28-2010, 07:43 AM Quote: Phillis Originally Posted by The question: Was Jesus a velociraptor?



Quote: It's an honest question.



Quote: This is sparked by the findings of velociraptor fossils in soil all over the world. Obviously there was no "age of the dinosaurs" as science so claims. The Bible tells us that the world was conceived 6,000 years ago and that's final! But then why do velociraptor bones exist? My conclusion: They are the bones of our Savior.



Quote: I read the Bible every day. In fact I have done so for the past 2 years. And I have yet to come across a scripture that says Jesus was not a velociraptor.



Revelation 12:3-7

3And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. 4And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.

5And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

6And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she hath a place prepared of God, that they should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.

7And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,



But, we know Satan and Jesus are two different people (obviously). So how could Jesus be a velociraptor/dragon/Satan? The Bible refutes your argument.



Quote: Think about it. Jesus is going to kick some major unsaved rear end when he comes back right? A normal man cannot kill many until he gets tired and must rest. But from what we can tell about raptors, a velociraptor can kill men after another without getting tired. It just makes sense that he would be such a natural killer.



Quote: Surprisingly enough, this is not a new concept. Some artists that were around during the life of Christ have depicted "Raptor Jesus" in their paintings. Example: http://www.ghostofaflea.com/archives/RaptorJesus.jpg assuming old paintings showed this, who are you going to trust.....The Word of God® that is the King James Bible, or some dago sodomite who paints Jesus? No. In the Bible, Jesus was born of Mary...can a woman give birth a velociraptor? No. Also, Jesus speaks throughout the Bible. Velociraptors cannot speak. The Bible mentions Jesus's genealogy as completely human. And so forth.It's an honestly stupid question, yes.You actually make a good point here. The world is indeed 6,000 years old so dinosaur fossils are obviously from a time since creation. But, what are known as "dinosaurs" are known in the Bible as "dragons". The Bible references dragons many times.Actually, there is Scripture, you just have to read it closely. Dinosaurs are actually dragons right? And we know in Revelation that Satan took the guise of a dragon.But, we know Satan and Jesus are two different people (obviously). So how could Jesus be a velociraptor/dragon/Satan? The Bible refutes your argument.Indeed, Jesus will kick some major unsaved rear end. But, Jesus is no "normal man" like you claim, which makes me cast doubts that you've read the Bible for two years. A velociraptor is more powerful than a normal man, yes, but Jesus trumps them all. He is both man and God. There is nothing greater than God.No, rather these are modern forgeries of old artwork. Even,old paintings showed this, who are you going to trust.....The Word of God® that is the King James Bible, or some dago sodomite who paints Jesus?



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