My awesome Santa got me three incredible gifts, as well as a super cool card:

"How to Archer"

Codename: Duchess t-shirt

ISIS hoodie

Now to rock out with my new threads...though I'm the only one in my group of friends who watches Archer, so they'll have no idea of the context.

Thanks u/akblonde, but I got to ask... how were you able to ship all this? Doesn't USPS know you're in the DANGER ZONE?