Alfred: You need to find a stronger cloth, Master Bruce.

Bruce: How about I find a new servant who will shut the fuck up?

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Bruce: Faster, Alfred. Gotham needs me!

Alfred: Not without your pants, sir, it doesn't.

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Alfred: Master Bruce, how did you get this ripped?

Bruce: Don't ask.



This is just a suggestion of possible dialogue that sounds like canon Alfred otherwise good art