ISTP – Useless faggot

These faking faggots think they are the shit. But they are not. They are fucking assholes, and that only. Although they have Fe (I’m aware it is low) they totally ignore social norms like not telling a fat woman, that she is fat, right in front of her.

Their ”introspective” thinking is only good enough for creating logical consistency in things like: ”how cars are built”, ”how boats are built”, ”how bicycles are built” etc.

That is the only knowledge they posses. They are generally pussies too. They never take chances when they come because of their low self-esteem. If a male ISTP for example really likes a girl and it is actually really on, the faggot ISTP will run away thinking he is not good enough for her. They would be totally useless faggots if it wasn’t for their skills in fixing cars.

I hate to fix mine though so I can lay the burden on these faggots instead.

ISFP – Fat bulldog

This type is the worst of all of them. Why? Because they posses NO logic at all, and see NO patterns in reality.

How THE FUCK do these people live?? Their ”higher purpose” is to run around petting animals in the forest and suddenly, from nowhere, go cliff jumping just for excitement.

Fucking retards! They could risk their whole entire life for a fucking ”pleasure-jump” of a cliff. How more simple-minded and retarded can a person become?

But this is not the worst thing. Not at all actually. I wouldn’t mind if a ISFP died from pleasure-seeking experiences.

The worst thing is their severe butthurtness.

They are so prone to being butthurt that you actually can’t talk to them.

What you should do instead is just bully the shit out of them for self-amusement and hopefully, that leads to commiting taking suicide one day.

They also think that they are fucking princesses! Fucking idiots. They do not look like princesses at least. Their ”Se-look” (Round cheeks, stupid empty eyes) makes them look like fat, bulldogs! Fuck ISFP:s.

INFP – The Lord of Butthurt

When you talk to an INFP, you are not actually talking to a person. You are actually pooring butthurt-water into a can called ”Butthurt- can”. When the ”Butthurt can” is full and the spills over, you will face a retard trying to explain how their feelings are the most important thing in the world.

When you try to explain for them that they are making all the wuwu-stuff up in their heads in order to them to feel butthurt and get their Fi stimulated to the limits they get EVEN MORE butthurt. So what you should do the these FUCKING RETARDS is to listen to them and say you ”understand” them, even if there is nothing to understand.

INFP:s are extremely prone to believe in shit that are surreal. They even apply surreal explanations to things that happens that EASILY, I repeat: EASILY could be explained by logical reasoning. But the INFP:s do not know what that is, that is why they need help with it.

The problem with that is that INFP:s are so fucking butthurt and such a leech to a fun environment that no one wants to deal with them or help them. This type is prone to never succeed in life and will probably commit suicide.

INTP – The Overthinking Retard

These people stink shit. They never clean their houses. When they are having someone coming over for dinner for example, they will handle the guest dirty dishes and not even realize that what they are doing is NOT OKAY.

People say thou, that INTP:s are clever . THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED.

Have you ever listened to a INTP talk? Sure INTP:s ”Reality is subjective”, ”Everyone has their own subjective reality and therefore what you believe don’t have to be real to another person” etc BUT you don’t have to use these annoying arguments in EVERY, FUCKING, SITUATION that you are in.

When I ask an INTP to take out the fucking trash it answer: ”But….what is… ”trash”?”

It’s the fucking plastic bag containing trash right in front of you, you fucking retard.

Then they say ”But…who are YOU to tell me what to do?”

This is why I’m considering creating a hobby torturing INTP:s.

ESTP – Meathead Turd

Most ESTP:s are actually dumb meatheads. They are good at sports but thats it. They don’t understand abstract thinking and don’t even want to. Fucking piece of shits.

ESTP:s have that psycho look in their eyes when they are staring at you as if they are constantly planning how to make that ”prank-operation” to your face while you are asleep.

You don’t want to hang around an ESTP if you value your life. They will probably get you into doing drugs or they will crash their motorcycle into a tree while you are sitting behind them.

They are obsessed with motorcycles btw. It is fucking retarded. They only seem to do it for attention to. They don’t get that almost NO ONE CARES about your fucking motorcycle.

The sound, while it sounds loud and awesome in your ears, is just totally annoying for everyone except the ESTP (and possibly the ESFP-whore).

ESFP – The Whores

The ESFP is only out for partying and fucking around, literally.

Especially the women, since it’s so easy for them to get laid (since they do not even care which fat ugly hobo they are sleeping with).

These stimulation-seeking retards are almost but very close to the dumbness of the ISFP.

The distinction between these two types is that the ESFP is more of a whore, since the type is extraverted.

The ESFP:s are generally really fucking annoying, loudmouthed, whores and therefore I don’t want anything to do with them. Fuck ESFP:s

ENFP – Hippe Piece of Shit

Confused whores. Hippies. As naive as the INFP but the difference is that these fuckers want every fucker around them to now that ”new age” is hip.

Fuck ENFP:s I tell you. You don’t want ANYTHING, ANYTHIIIING to do with the.

One minute around them will be a minute of non-stop talking, about BULLSHIT.

They posses no logic, they only see possibilities in illogical shit which NEVER makes sense.

They think the government is evil and is destroying the world but no ENFP ever does anything about it anyway.

They will probably do a lot of drugs and try everything.

They have no sensing neither so they’ll probably overdose on the first, second or third times taking drugs (whatever it is the whores are using to put their already useless brain into an even more useless state of mind).

They will also fuck everything, they are confused whores after all.

ENTP – Master Race

There are actually nothing negative to say about the ENTP. Every negative opinion about them has came from butthurt-individuals (which we know are useless and have no opinion) so no human of worth has ever said anything bad about ENTP:s. Why?

Because, what is there to say?

Nothing, seriously. We are smarter than everyone because we can see more way of thinking on thingys and shit. I am ENTP and I have manipulated my whole surrounding to act just the way I want to me. That’s why I’m almost a millionaire by now and has time over to do shit like this post.

It’s very easy for us to get money. If we just decide to take action we will earn more money in a week than a shitty ISTJ- workaholic would earn under a lifetime.

Ne is the master-race function. Because the world is subjective, and through the subjective world the Ne-Function is that which is most fitting within that paradigm you know mate?

ENTP:s are also very attractive and shit.

ISTJ – Virgin

At least 80% of the ISTJ:s are virgins until their early thirties, if they are lucky. The rest 20% die virgin. This is because they are incapable of understanding emotion, not others and not their own. That shit causes confusion in them.

That is why relationships and ISTJ:s are not a good match.

Their strong Si mixed with their secondary Te makes them overly grounded to what has been and will ever be (or at least that is what they think) and everything has to be logical, doesn’t sound that romantic huh?

ISTJ:s are great at other stuff thou, or maybe not great, I mean no one is actually ”great” at their job if all they do is sitting by a desk and do every instruction they’ve got from their boss step by step. That’s what ISTJ do, all their life… I don’t even know what to say, they are so fucking boring.

ISFJ – Weird Creep

These people are weird as fuck. They can live their whole life cooking food or watering flowers, and be fucking HAPPY with that life-situation. That’s fucking retarded.

They are also very prone to stalking. Silent stalking, when you don’t even know they exist.

That’s fucking creepy as fuck. I believe the best pedophiles have to be ISFJ:s because they have stalked their victims for such a long time that they know their EXACT life routines and can predict every action they do just to proceed to do the perfect child-rape.

You may say that their secondary Fe will prevent that but I tell you mates, ISFJ:s are CREEPY as FUCK so you never know.

Their only abilities are cooking food and gardening….I think I mentioned that before, I’m sorry, they are just too simple, there is nothing more to tell.

INFJ – Conspiracy Fag

INFJ:s are dumb. Everything that comes out of their mouth is pure bullshit. It’s always something about a new conspiracy they have thought about (even thou they have probably taken the theory directly from some random internet site).

That they want validation for their ideas from other people is just retarded, because the validation will never come because the ideas are RETARDED. Even if they get their shot of validation they will probably take that as negative and transform, what could have been validation, to an insult.

This will make the INFJ isolate itself for weeks from other people. And god only knows what they are doing alone in their dark rooms (except masturbating of course), I don’t want to know, that is for sure.

INFJ:s also ignore Ne and that basicly explains that they are the defenition of dumb. But not as dumb as ESFP:s and ISFP:s of course, those types are horseshit.

INTJ – Delusional Fuck

Same dominant function as INFJ, the conspiracy function (Ni) but the INTJ is a little more grounded in logic since they posses strong thinking which the INFJ has nothing of (haha dumb fuck).

Anyway, INTJ:s can be very prone to rule the world behind the curtains. Almost every member of the well known, confirmed secret society Illuminati. These people are the ”smart” INTJ:s. One example of a dumb INTJ is Anders Breivik (MURDERED, killed around 70 people in Norway, including babies).

Their total lack of Fe makes them very boring and robotic. Like Breivik, he was boring right?

ESTJ – No Brain

Although they have Te as their dominant function, that doesn’t mean they are smart or clever or anything. When you hang around any ESTJ for a while you’ll notice that they are actually completely retarded and dumb AS FUCK.

They will threaten to hit people behind their backs, but they almost never do it, because they’re faggots.

If an ESTJ would run a company, the ESTJ would care more about the companies traditions and how the company can keep up with them effectively than actually using it’s Te to improve company to make it the best it could be.

ESTJ:s are prone to being negative and complaining and controlling, ALL at the same time, 99% of the day. If you see one, avoid it, it will rape you with its ”logic”.

ESFJ – The Whores 2.0

The ESFJ:s are as much whores as the ESFP:s but in a different way. The ESFJ:s are more slutty in their neediness of the other persons approval of their emotional atmosphere.

It’s fucking retarded how many whores are ESFJ:s. It’s sincerely insane mates, I PROMISE. It’s fucking retarded, just like the ESFJ:s themselves.

They posses no logic. They try to improve their Te (socionics) which just come across as awkwardly all the time. That is also when you get annoyed at an ESFJ, when they believe they know something, but they are actually totally retarded and are not using arguments strong enough to confirm what they say.

These people can become creeps as their introverted version the ISFJ but this creep won’t be silent. The fucker will be up in your face all the time and will never shut the fuck up.

If someone could erase all ESFJ:s from the planet earth I would be thankful.

ENFJ – Scam-artists

ENFJ:s actually don’t have souls. All they do is make you believe they have a soul in order for you to give them money, validation or blowjob/pulling.

The ENFJ:s see patterns in how people react to him when he is using different kinds of Fe-behaviours and therefore the ENFJ can start to build a structure in their mind which hold control over which technique that worked and will work in the future.

This way, the ENFJ can take over whole crowds of people and everyone will be listening intensely and in the end give the ENFJ cash. That’s everything the ENFJ is good at, sooo there is nothing more to say.

ENTJ

I don’t want to get into a long argument with a ENTJ so I have leave this blank mates.