Superman on Television

The Smallville Knockout Count

by Neal Bailey

Reviewing the "Smallville" series as I did for many years, I and the cohorts I watched the show with noticed a funny thing... there were a lot of repetitive and somewhat strange elements in the show. Someone was always getting knocked out, someone was always going from happy-go-lucky to terminally homicidal, and there were a lot of good people getting arrested. Also, Clark wasn't very careful with his secret.

Now I know, it's a TV show... that's not the point here. The point is, when you analyze the show, as a reviewer tends to do, you see things outside of the spell that the cast, the score, and cinematography, your basic mise en scene, is allowed to weave, dumbing you down. And besides, it's just funny to see who has the most brain damage.

So, I instituted this totally documented KO Count... enjoy!

Note: A knockout can be several different kinds of lost consciousness... exhaustion, conks on the head, evil flowers, Clark love taps, it's all relative, subjective, and my stinking verdict... sorry if you disagree. :) A loss of consciousness is a loss of consciousness.

KO COUNT, IN ORDER OF MOST TO LEAST:

403 Needled out by the psycho Kryp/Tuck mom.

408 Conked out when Clark fried the witch book.

504 A bad dive. Even dies a little.

506 Tazered out.

510 Knocked out by Samantha.

512 Fell down, knocked out.

514 Chloroformed by psycho orderly.

514 Pushed over in a chair, hits head, lights out.

516 Clark gives her the old goodnight tap.

522 Depressurizing airplane cabin pressure.

604 Gassed out by Green Arrow.

604 Drowned out by goons (no, really).

617 Rolled out in the fight club (ah-wha?)

621 Knocked out somehow with Wes (not shown)

621 Chocked unconscious by Wes.

622 Stabbed out by guard (technically a death, but still a loss of consciousness)

702 Hit by Kara.

702 Hit by Kara's ship.

707 Crescent kicked out by Lana.

709 Hit in the head with a blunt object by Lex Luthor.

711 Slapped out by Black Canary.

711 Punched out by Black Canary almost immediately after waking.

716 Iced out by a freezer and a gunshot wound.

801 Knocked out by goon while trying to rescue Chloe.

805 darted out by psycho jeweler.

808 knocked out by Kara in the Phantom Zone.

808 knocked out by the trip back from the Phantom Zone.

808 knocked out when Faora is pulled out of her.

815 Hit with a board by Linda Lake.

901 In an elevated train crash.

902 Co-thrown by Metallo.

903 Thrown by zombie Tess.

903 Zombie embryonic stage.

905 Falls gently to the floor. (Ya rly).

908 Faints out during a fall.

908 Has a siezure while remembering the future.

910 Shot through the chest with an arrow, somehow the head is rendered unconscious.

915 Thrown through some junk and knocked unconscious.

918 Passes out after Metallo catches her from her fall.

918 Chloroformed out by Chloe.

918 Injected by one of Tess' goons on the bus.

919 Rendered unconscious somehow off-camera (we see her conked out in Maxwell Lord's machine thing).

922 Thrown by Zod (somehow becomes unconscious mid-flight via a blow to the elbow)

1001 Hit in the back of the head by Lex Luthor's clone.

1001 Passed out from fire fumes.

1003 Slammed out by Darkseid/Godfrey.

1005 Passes out after becoming de-Isis'd!

1011 Knocked out by Slade.

1011 Knocked out by Hawkman's pyramid thingie.

1012 Knocked out by Chloe after being pulled out of a computer simulation.

1016 Thrown into a wall by Conner Kent/Alexander.

1020 Knocked out by a chunk of Fortress before waking up... super.

101 As a young boy by the meteor.

101 On the Loeb bridge.

110 By the invisible Jeff (post finding the watch).

110 By the invisible Jeff (post interrogation).

111 By Clark in the garage.

114 Tazered out by his ex-buddy Jude Royce.

115 Clark punk shoves him into a fireplace.

116 Thrown from a moving vehicle.

202 Seems to pass out after being lit on fire.

207 Needled out by Dunleavy.

207 Knocked out by falling from a chair

220 Clark punk slaps him from behind into Lala land.

223 By the plane crash

309 Tazered out in an escape attempt from Belle Reve.

309 Punched out by JTT (one of two, you borg fans)

309 Drugged out by inept guards

309 Electro shocked into oblivion

322 Drank some baaaaaad Brandy

405 Punched out after some Lex-Fu by a fence dude.

409 A pistol butt to the jaw from a rapid ex-girlfriend.

410 Passes out from the "fear".

416 Pistol whipped out by a German loan shark.

417 Knocked out by, well, Lex. (Really)

421 Darted out by Jason.

422 Slammed against the wall by a triforce shard.

422 Knocked out by Chloe on a quest to save Clark in the Kawatchee Caves.

505 Knocked out by vampire Lana.

507 Knocked out by paranoia Clark.

509 Shot by carjackers into a coma.

510 Knocked out by Samantha.

511 Shot, passes out a few times, only once on camera.

517 Knocked out to, er, death by "Flatliners" serum.

520 Choked out by Graham

521 Needled out by Milton Fine

522 Knocked unconscious while being prepared to be the vessel for Zod.

601 Zapped out with Clark's Kryptonian sigil.

602 Gassed out by Block

605 Glass'd!

607 Arrow'd!

618 Chloe punches him out.

619 Knocked out with a bucket by Jodi.

619 Knocked out by an explosion when Jodi dies.

701 Drowns out

701 Betrayed by Bizarro into some pipes, KONK!

704 Knocked out by Curtis Knox

706 Shot in the sternum by Agent Carter

707 Punched out by super-powered Lana.

712 Shot in the head out (coma)

713 Konked out by Clark on a buzz-by.

719 Stabbed unconscious.

1006 Passes out at a birthday party as he rapidly ages (clone)

1021/22 Unconscious on a table without a heart (must have been knocked out somehow).

102 In cocoon.

104 Choked by Tina.

104 From asphyxiation in coffin.

111 Fell off a horse.

115 Nicodemus flower.

120 Knocked out by kidnappers

120 Knocked semi-conscious by a gas main she was stupid enough to go stand by while it was rupturing (I don't care if she wasn't totally knocked out... for being that dumb, she deserves the brain damage .5 counter... ).

201 Tornado smacks her silly.

205 Chucked into a tombstone by Byron.

211 Thrown into a pole by Tina Greer.

221 Thrown into a river by Emily.

304 By some windex coma stuff.

308 Equestrian revenged into unconsciousness and a broken leg after insane-o Lex shoves her into a horse stall.

312 Chloroformed out by the second pyro coach.

314 Thrown into a bannister by Alicia for having the secret of Clark's heart.

321 Thrown across the Talon (at the time, Burrito Ole!) by Emily Dinsmore.

321 "Gassed" into unconsciousness by Emily Dinsmore.

401 Picture knocked her out and gave her a wicked tat.

403 Saw herself ugly after a lesbian kiss and had a mirror fall on her.

408 Conked out when Clark fried the witch book.

410 Passes out from the "fear".

412 Shower curtained into unconsciousness.

422 Helicopter crash

501 Faints after Lex almost hits her in his car

501 Disciples of Zod throw her into a wall. She eats it.

505 Killed out by Buffy.

507 Knocked out by Paranoia Clark.

511 Knocked out by evil cops.

515 Punched out by a goon trying to kidnap Cyborg.

517 Knocked out to, er, death by "Flatliners" serum.

601 Choked out by Zod. Zooood!

605 Fixture'd!

607 Faints in front of Chloe

607 Another faint mentioned to doctor

607 Another faint mentioned to doctor

608 KOed by shifting dimensions

614 Falls down a flight of stairs while pregnant.

617 Miscarriage.

618 Thrown softly to the carpet out by a freak

620 Shot into unconsciousness by a goon.

705 Tasered softly into unconsciousness (WHAT?)

707 Electrocuted out by Clark.

708 Thrown into a grate by Zor-El.

715 Sucked into a living death coma by Brainiac.

811 Zombified by Brainiac's computer program (a loss of consciousness).

813 Knocked out by Luthor goons in a flashback.

813 Voluntarily sedated for power acquisition.

113 By gang goons.

119 By a telekinetic horseshoe.

120 Chloroformed by a kidnapper.

120 Sedated out by the same kidnapper.

120 Asphyxiated inside coffin.

209 Thrown onto the concrete by Ian.

316 Punk thrown to the concrete in front of the Kent place by Adam Knight.

318 Passed out from Levitas fumes in the crap factory.

318 Succumbed to Levitas sickness in her car.

402 Choked out by dah Terminator.

408 Conked out when Clark fried the witch book.

410 Passes out from the "fear".

417 Knocked out when Clark shields her from Alexander's trap.

418 Punched out by "Dawn" Clark.

501 Frozen out in the Fortress.

505 Bitten out by Lana.

514 Punched out by psycho orderly.

604 Gassed out by Green Arrow.

615 Kidnapped and knocked out (presumably twice, but never shown, so we'll count it as one).

618 Drugged out by Lex goons

622 Takes Lois' stab wound (technically a death until next season, but still a loss of consciousness)

704 Chloroformed out by Curtis Knox

711 Knocked out by a leg sweep (no, really)

716 Hit in the back of the head by Luthor's gal goon

717 Beaten unconscious by the DDS agent.

720 Brainiac zombifies her.

801 Implied knockout when taken in by goons, as she "starts" awake in a chair.

805 Darted out by a psycho jeweler.

805 Again darted out by the same jeweler.

809 Needled out by Davis.

810 Carted off by Bloomsday.

811 Knocked out by the Legion.

811 Re-knocked out by the Legion when Brainiac wakes her up.

814 Gassed out by Toyman.

819 Smacked in the head by a Bruno Mannheim goon.

822 Sedated out by Green Arrow off camera.

822 Knocked out by Doomsday.

907 Given the Kryptonian nerve pinch by Jor-El.

911/912 Choked out by Icicle.

1012 Knocked out by a government goon.

1014 Slammed into a wall by Desaad.

105 Knocked out by Sean Kelvin after finding Whitney's truck in a ditch.

112 By Eric Summers into a car (power switch guy).

214 By Pete with a meteor rock in his fist.

216 Passed out with Krypto-sickness.

217 By Jor-El's Magical Learning Cave (available soon from Play Skool).

223 By the EMP pulse from his ship.

302 Kryptonite strapped to chest.

303 Shot out by Van McNulty (no, he's not a candy bar).

309 Punched out by JTT (two of two, you borg fans).

313 Knocked out by a Kryptonite Nitrous Oxide system.

319 Knocked out from behind by Sumerholdt goons.

401 Woke up in a corn field buck naked (What a night!)

401 Smacked around by his alternate self on the black K (Don't ask)

408 Conked out when he fried the witch book.

410 Passes out from the "fear".

415 Shocked out by evil witch Lana.

422 Kryptonite in Lex's office.

503 Shot into unconsciousness by Gabe.

514 Pushed down and knocked out by psycho orderly.

517 Knocked out to, er, death by "Flatliners" serum.

520 Knocked out with a rock fist by Graham.

601 Raya kicks him into unconsciousness after saving him from Dementors.

603 Vines.

612 Parasite'd

618 K'ed out by Chloe.

619 Knocked flat in an explosion when Jodi dies.

701 Thrown into tree by Bizarro from the dam.

701 Knocked out briefly by Bizarro's PWNED punch.

719 Stabbed unconscious.

720/801 Woke up in the Arctic, implying an unconsciousness.

801 Knocked out by a Russian dude who called him Appleseed.

801 Knocked, uh, dead, by an arrow through the heart. He got better.

805 Taken out by a jeweler with a Kryptonite watch.

903 Needled out by Emil.

909 Knocked unconscious by the brain wave synch machine (Yeah)

1006 Whacked in the head with a rifle by a sheriff.

1006 Buried alive (presumably unconscious)

1011 Knocked out by Hawkman's pyramid thingie.

1012 Knocked out by Chloe after being pulled out of a computer simulation.

1017 Knocked out by alternate Jonathan Kent.

607 Shot out by a mugger

607 Thrown into a wall by Clark

711 Knocked out shielding Lois from Black Canary.

803 Knocked unconscious when his boat exploded.

803 Knocked unconscious by the poison plant (first time).

803 Knocked unconscious by the poison plant (second time).

808 Slid out by Faora. No. Really.

814 Blown up out.

820 Knocked unconscious by Bloomsday.

821 Hit with explosion debris.

822 Knocked out by Doomsday.

905 Took a bad pill.

905 Smashed by a truck.

906 Knocked out by Mia's pimp.

917 Knocked out by Checkmate.

920 Burned unconscious by Zod.

1001 Wakes up in a chair being interrogated after being unconscious.

1009 Hit from behind by Slade.

*1010 Oliver Queen was KO'd by Lionel, but it was an alternate universe Ollie.

1011 Knocked out by Hawkman's pyramid thingie.

1012 Knocked out by Chloe after being pulled out of a computer simulation.

101 In truck crash.

103 By the coach.

115 Nicodemus flower.

201 Cave-in.

202 Clark punk smashes him into a wall.

213 Passed out in a truck via Mickey Finn alcohol.

215 Hit in the back of the head by Lucas Luthor.

223 Thrown out in his truck.

302 Smacked out by an Edge goon.

311 Hit by hay bales while attacking Chloe.

312 Remeber Superman: The Movie ? Holding the arm? Oh, oh no! ::Slump:: Heart attack.

? Holding the arm? Oh, oh no! ::Slump:: Heart attack. 315 Knocked out nice and legal like on the operation table for triple bypass.

316 Punk smacked with a tire iron by Adam Knight.

322 Jor-El co-strangled him into unconsciousness.

410 Passes out from the "fear".

418 Cold cocked by "Dawn" Chloe.

501 Thrown around the Squeaky Shoes by the Disciples of Zod.

502 Zapped with electricity by the villain.

510 Knocked out by Samantha's goon.

101 In truck crash.

106 Suffocated out by grain.

216 Passed out with Krypto-sickness.

223 Thrown out in her truck.

311 Kicked out by Chloe, defending herself.

410 Passes out from the "fear".

501 Had a house fall on her. And a meteor. Sucks to be her.

507 Knocked out by Paranoia Clark.

508 Passes out from Fine's disease.

513 Slammed into a corner by a very inept mugger.

516 Chloe hits her with a rolling pin.

519 Knocked out somehow in a parking garage (implied).

522 Depressurizing airplane cabin pressure.

1013 Hit from behind by the Luthor clone.

603 Vines.

620 KO'ed into noir by a hired goon.

703 Frozen out by the ice lady.

716 Iced out by a freezer.

805 Darted out by a psycho jeweler.

805 Again darted out by the same jeweler.

806 Knocked out by a shade-y guy.

810 Smacked out by Bloomsday.

816 Needled out by Davis.

816 Tasered out by Chloe.

819 Beaten unconscious by Bruno Mannheim.

820 Knocked unconscious by Bloomsday.

820 Again knocked unconscious by Bloomsday.

803 Knocked out by evil island guy.

804 Knocked into a wall by Maxima, lights out.

816 Explosive decompression, with help from Clark.

818 Slapped out by Davis Bloome.

821 Hit into unconsciousness.

821 Beaten while in a chair into unconsciousness.

903 Off-camera passout mentioned by characters for Zombie incubation.

909 Knocks self out with brain wave synch machine (Yeah).

920 Shocked unconscious to death by Chloe (she got better!)

921 Somehow rendered unconscious by Maxwell Lord.

1001 Wakes up from being, uh, dead, with a new face. Somehow. Don't ask.

1021/22 Knocked out by Lionel Luthor goons.

213 Shot into a table by Ethan.

308 Pistol whipped by the son he drove insane (ironic, idn't it?).

422 Had the wrong stone in his pocket.

519 Needled out by Jigsaw

521 Choked to what appeared to be unconsciousness, but not shown, so a .5

619 Exploded by Jodi.

705 Shovel'd by Lana.

708 Thrown out by Zor-El.

714 Knocked out by his own goon.

806 Wakes up in a yuppie slaughter.

806 Knocked out by a shade-y guy.

808 Stabbed out to death by mom (he got better).

816 Slammed from behind by Jimmy.

818 Blown up.

818 Showered to death/neardeath unconscious whatever (counts as kind of a whammy, too).

822 Sedated out off camera by Green Arrow.

107 By a hungry Jodi.

115 Clark gives Pete a "BE HEALED!".

203 Hit by Hamilton's flashlight.

211 Thrown into a locker by Tina Greer.

310 Punched by Nathan the Bewitched lip twitching Banshee rip-off.

706 Kryptonited out by Carter.

708 Teleported into unconsciousness.

812 Shot out.

707 Slammed out by Lana.

And now a tender subject... just HOW MANY Freaks of the Week were there? I could have narrowed my criterion to those who were influenced by Kryptonite, but I figure it's something in the water, because perfectly normal people go homicidal and start killing for ambition without Kryptonite. So if they're nutty, I put them on the ice cream here that is my article. Spoon it up, suckers!

Freaks of the Week to episodes ratio:

Season One: 23 freaks to 21 episodes.

Season Two: 21 freaks to 23 episodes.

Season Three: 20 freaks to 22 episodes.

Season Four: 25 to 22 episodes.

Season Five: 23 to 22 episodes.

Season Six: 26 to 22 episodes.

Season Seven: 22 to 20 episodes.

Season Eight: 27 to 22 episodes.

Season Nine: 21 to 22 episodes.

Season Ten: 37 to 22 episodes.

Overall: 248 freaks to 218 episodes.

Now, for some documentation:



101 Jeremy Creek (Electricity)

102 Greg Arkin (Bug boy)

103 Walt Arnold (Pyro Coach)

104 Tina Greer (Morphs into others)

105 Sean Kelvin (Ice Man, oh, the Kelvin pun humanity!)

106 Cassandra Carver (Prognosticator to the Lex and Clarks)

106 Harry Bollston (Murderous old piano man)

107 Jodi Wilson (Ipso fatso skinny-o)

108 Earl Jenkins (Jittering fool)

110 Jeff (Invisible servant of Lex)

111 Bob Rickman (Handshake persuader)

111 Kyle Tippet (Handshake persuader number 2)

112 Eric Summers (Stole Clark's powers)

113 Wade Maheny (Incessant "Bro" spewing krypto tattooed goon who phases)

113 Scott Bowman (Wade's tattooed accomplice)

113 Derek (Wade's second tattooed accomplice)

113 Whitney (Wade's third tattooed accomplice)

116 Ryan (Telepathic pre-pubescent comic fan with a red shirt on)

117 Tyler Randal (Ash touch)

118 Sasha (Bee woman)

119 Justin Gaines (Telekenetic artist)

120 Lana Lang (Better ESP through Kryptonite)

120 Deputy Watts (Homicidal maniac kidnapper of the Smallville PD)

202 Desiree Atkins/Allison Sanders (contemptible pheromone succubus)

203 Dr. Hamilton (Dying Kryptonite researcher)

204 Clark Kent (Red K bad boy)

205 Byron Moore (Cheesy necrotic super-powered poet)

206 Chrissy Parker (Ageless age-er through kissing)

207 Rachel Dunleavy (Lex and Clark's "mom")

208 Ryan again (Telepathic pre-pubescent comic fan with a red shirt on)

209 Ian Randal (JTT splits in two, should be 2 freaks, but I'm nice)

210 Kyla Willowbrook (Morphy like the wolf)

211 Tina Greer again (Morphing into others)

213 Ethan (Small town Sheriff goes bad for money)

214 Clark again (Red K bad boy)

214 Chloe (Parasite bad girl)

214 Pete (Parasite bad boy)

218 Cyrus Krup (Strange healing pseudo visitor from another planet)

219 Paul Hayden (Bryce's stalker)

220 Eric Marsh (Krypto-asthma enhanced super strength)

220 Eric Marsh's Goon 1 (Krypto-asthma enhanced super strength)

220 Eric Marsh's Goon 2 (Krypto-asthma enhanced super strength)

221 Emily Dinsmore (Little girl thought drowned, but instead just homicidal)

222 Dr. Walden (Krypton powers from Jor-El's Magical Learning Cave (Available soon from Play Skool))

301 Jonathan Kent (Got Kryptonian to whup some sense into his boy)

303 Jake Pollen (gilled geek in love with Lana, shot underwater)

303 Van McNulty (went nuts because of father's death at Tina Greer's hands and attacked FOTWs. Not a candy bar)

304 Mr. Conroy (Otherwise known as Freddy Kreug... I mean The Traveler)

307 Seth (Otherwise known as the hypnotist Magneto who couldn't lift a car)

309 Van McNulty (return of the candy bar Ku Klux Van!)

309 Eric Summers (Ipso switcho-powerso electro, round two)

309 Ian Randall (Pre-teen home improvement split personality nipple boy.)

310 Nathan (quiverring lip Banshee punk)

311 Molly (IT hypnotic with a traceable IP and a hot bod-ee.)

312 Jordan Cross (sees the deaths of people for a while)

312 Coach Altman (second fire obsessed murdering coach)

314 Alicia (the Nightcrawler Glenn Close obsessive compulsive girlfriend)

315 Garrett Davis (Strapped a Kryptonite bomb to his chest and died of a gunshot, ironically)

316 Adam Knight (Blood crying abusive double dead freak who needed Clark's blood but wasn't a vampire)

318 William (Son of a homicidal teacher goes homicidal on Chloe for an article)

318 Chloe (Inhales byproducts of Levitas and goes around like a human lie detector)

320 Jeremiah Holscaw (Thought he was "Naman" Dude got hit with a swinging tree, now he thinks nothing)

321 Emily Dinsmore (Older girl thought drowned, but instead just homicidal)

322 Kara/Lindsey Harrison (Tool of Jor-El with Clark's powers and flight)

402 "Trent" (The Robert Patrick Terminator with absolutely NO attempt to disguise the ripoff).

403 Abby (Her kiss makes people see themselves as ugly and hallucinate)

403 Abby's Mom (Gave Abby her crummy power with a silly machine)

404 Cheerleader (spiked punch with Kryptonite)

405 Bart Allen (The Flash)

407 Mikhail Mxyzptlk (5th Dimension imp in name only; persuades)

408 Isobel (witch)

408 Witch crony 1 (crony)

408 Witch crony 2 (crony)

409 A woman scorned (Lex didn't even learn her name!)

411 Willie McBride (Bad perv therapist)

412 Tim Waltcott (Sandman ripoff)

413 Geoff Johns (Time for another PARALYZER!)

414 Josh (Krypto handler 1)

414 Zack (Krypto hander 2)

415 Lana (Isobel again)

416 Marcus Becker (German loan shark)

416 Lucy Lane (Kidnapping extorting kid sister of Lois Lane)

417 Lex Luthor (I'm GOOD Lex! I'm BAD Lex)

418 Dawn (Body swapper)

419 Kevin (You won't remember why you liiiiiiiiked him! Sorry. I like TMBG.)

419 Kevin's dad (Decided to wipe Chloe's brain)

420 Tanner's girlfriend (Had a kid that aged super-rapidly)

420 Evan (said child)

421 Nash (Time for another PARALYZER! (Uh, again))

501 Disciple of Zod one (Bald guy)

501 Disciple of Zod two (Girl)

502 Twin one (Creates barriers with his brother)

502 Twin two (Creates barriers with his brother)

502 Lightning guy (Accesses electricity to fire bolts)

503 Gabe (nuclear kid who wants to kill all of Smallville)

504 Arthur Curry (Aquaman)

505 Buffy (vampire and friends, but we'll count her as one)

505 Lana (vampirified)

510 Samantha (Lex obsessed)

511 Gregory Flynn (evil cop who saw the Brainiac ship)

511 Evil female cop (Gregory Flynn's accomplice)

513 Maya (Batman wannabe with jumping abilities)

514 Psycho orderly (kills little girls)

514 Ghost of Gretchen (killed little girl)

515 Victor Stone (The Ever-Lovin' Cyborg!)

516 Simone (Hypno-pendant)

517 Lance, mad scientist at Metropolis U (Created "Flatliner" serum)

518 Mattie (Controls glass)

518 Mattie's dad (also controls glass)

519 Jigsaw (Rips off the movie Saw)

520 Graham (Chameleon)

522 General Zod (Kryptonian villain in Phantom Zone)

601 General Zod (Zoooood!)

601 Nam-Ek (Previous Kryptonian baddie in Phantom Zone)

602 Block (homicidal goon for Green Arrow)

602 Block's assistant (stood by and participated)

603 Gloria (Poison Ivy from Aliens and Species)

604 Green Arrow (superhero gone mad!)

604 Businessman (tried to kill Lois over a larceny)

605 Duncan (ESP ghost)

606 L'il Bow Wow (Indefinable energy emissions; Zoner)

607 Ollie (Takes rage drug)

607 Mugger (Takes rage drug and murders people)

608 Batista (Sucks bones out of people. No, really)

608 Nerd phaser (goes around on TV and radio waves and HAM radio. No, really)

609 Ole Man McNally (Gopher racist)

610 Linda Lake (Tori Spelling water-based gossip columnist)

612 Phantom Zone Mind Parasite

614 Lex's security goon (obsessed with Lana no. 563)

615 Doctor (goes homicidal when research is comrpomised)

615 Blind freak (Can see other freaks)

615 Bowling guy (Telekinesis)

617 Titan (bone protrusion Zoner)

618 Moira Sullivan (controls people when holding their belongings)

619 Jodi Keenan (Homicidal over feminine intuition)

620 Hired Luthor goon (Murders for hire)

621 Wes Keenan (Lex's super soldier)

622 Bizarro (DNA sucking Phantom)

701 Bizarro (Like Clark, only a little more bizarre).

703 Ice lady

703 Rock lady

703 Lady with Ice and Rock ladies who had a power but didn't have it named

704 Curtis Knox (Vandal Savage)

705 Kathy Bates (kidnapped Lionel)

705 Ben (Internet Message Board enthusiast)

706 Agent Carter (Repeats Summerholdt dilemma with Kara)

707 Lana (stole Clark's powers)

708 Zor-El (Eradicator-y Kryptonian)

709 Gabriel's older clone (plants bombs)

710 Bizarro (back for more!)

711 Dinah Lance (Black Canary)

712 Some random, barely chronicled guy who falls in love with Kara and tries to kill her when she wants to leave.

713 Pete Ross (Mister Fantastic of STRIDE!)

714 Battlestar Galactica sadist (tortures Clark with little prompting)

715 Brainiac (ipso-backo)

716 Luthor's Female Aide (murders over very little)

717 (DDS lady)

718 Brainiac (Stole the future from the past! (Elect Goldie Wilson mayor))

719 Edward Teague (I worship the ground you.... HEY! DIE!)

720 Brainiac (yes, again)

802 Plastique (Can throw fire)

803 Strange island pirate guy

804 Maxima (Pheremonal amazonian Almerac she-bich)

805 Psycho jeweler guy (Saw ripoff love test)

806 Shade kid (turns into a wraith)

806 Bloomesday (tears up the Ace of Clubs somehow)

807 Handshake memory guy (He had a name, but eh)

808 Faora (Zod's wife. No kneeling jokes, please)

810 Bloomsday (Hulking Kryptonian destroyer... OF THE SHADOWS!)

811 Persuader (Don't axe.)

811 Chloiac (New version!)

811 Doomsday (Thirty second unstoppable force!)

812 Rogue cop 430 (TAKE THE SHOT, DANNY!)

813 Lana Lang (gains Clark's powers, again)

814 Toyman (bombing ex-Queen employee)

815 Linda Lake (Changes to water)

816 Bloomesday (now killing... FOR GOOD!)

817 Zatanna (naicigam)

818 Bloomesday (Again!)

819 Bruno Mannheim (Future intergang boss)

820 Doomsday (Still killin'!)

821 Plastique (boom!)

821 Parasite (Power stealing)

821 Neutron (presumably a living bomb, despite no suit)

821 Ava (shapeshifter)

821 Livewire (plasma ball energy lady)

822 Doomsday (RRRRR!)

901 Zod

901 Alia (Zod soldier gal who fights with swords and Blue K)

902 John Corben (Metallo)

903 Lois (Zombified)

903 Tess (Zombified)

904 Toyman (Obsessed with bombs, not toys, but hey, waddayagonnado?)

906 Mia's Pimp (Someone toyed with his emotions)

907 Zod! (Actually, a younger clone of Zod)

908 Zan (Wonder Twin 1)

908 Jayna (Wonder Twin 2)

909 Zod (Again! At least it's not random!)

910 The Dark Archer (Gaelic and evil)

911/912 Icicle (JSA foe, ice powers)

913 Warrior Angel (Kid affected by magic, per Shazam)

915 Xenophobic cryo man (freezes aliens)

916 Silver Banshee (screamo-wailo, oucho)

917 Amanda Waller (head of Checkmate)

918 Metallo (Again!)

919 Maxwell Lord (Mind controlling Checkmate Black King)

920 Zod! (Now with powers)

921 Martha Kent (Once Clark's moral compass, now the violent Red Queen of Checkmate)

922 Zod (Literally sucked out of the show)

1001 Ollie's interrogator (Possibly a New God)

1001 Old Lex Luthor clone (kills his other clones (approx. 10) and tries to kill Lois. [Note the others are freaks, but not active in the story]

1001 Young Lex Luthor clone (named Alexander) [not evil, but still a clone, thus a freak]

1002 Deadshot (new member of the Suicide Squad)

1002 Ollie's Interrogator (A leader of the Suicide Squad)

1002 Plastique (Member of the Suicide Squad)

1003 Gordon Godfrey (possessed by Darkseid)

1003 Darkseid (possessed Godfrey)

1005 Lois Lane (Am Isis!)

1006 An entire town in the middle of nowhere (there's one ringleader, that's why it's one entry, but it in theory could be about 100+ people)

1007 Rick Flag (Suicide Squad leader)

1008 Granny Goodness (Darkseid's minion)

1008 Mad Harriet (one of Granny's furies)

1009 Slade (gung ho military guy who attacks vigilantes)

1010 Clark Luthor/Ultraman (Clark Kent's alter ego on another Earth)

1011 Slade (Lost an eye, became somehow improved (it's not really elaborated upon))

1012 Government goon gal (uses computers for, uh, something indeterminate with our heroes)

1013 Earth-2 Lionel Luthor (takes over Luthorcorp)

1014 Desaad (Darkseid's minion)

1015 Amos Fortune (future head of the Royal Flush Gang who tried to hijack a cash truck)

1016 Conner Kent (Future Superboy)

1017 Clark Luthor/Ultraman (Clark Kent's alter ego on another Earth)

1018 Booster Gold (Uses heroic appearance to bilk others)

1018 Blue Beetle (Goes on an accidental rampage)

1019 The Hybra-Zod! (Two Zods, one body! Convenient.)

1020 Dark Archer

1020 Black Manta

1020 Solomon Grundy

1020 Roulette

1020 Toyman

1020 Captain Cold

1020 Metallo

1020 Granny Goodness

1020 Lois (gains Clark's powers)

1021/22 Granny Goodness

1021/22 Lionel Luthor

1021/22 Desaad

1021/22 Gordon Godfrey

1021/22 Darkseid

Walt Arnold (Self immolation, 103)

Jenna (Frozen by Sean Kelvin, 105)

Sean Kelvin (Frozen in a lake, 105)

Cassandra Carver (Killed by seeing Lex Luthor's future, 106)

Harry Bollston (Buried in grain, 106)

Dustin the bully (Eaten into a coma by Jodi Wilson, 107)

Jodi Wilson (Blown into a coma, 107)

Sam Phelan (Crooked cop shot by police, 109)

Bob Rickman (Shot self, 111)

Wade Maheny (Crushed by a car, 113)

Max Kasage the security guard from Club Zero (Killed by Lex's ex-best friend's girlfriend's brother, 114 (No, really))

Pepper the dog (Immolated by Tyler the ash man, 117)

Mrs. Sykes (Immolated by Tyler the ash man, 117)

Frank the produce store owner (Immolated by Tyler the ash man, 117)

Tyler Randall (Immolated by Tyler the ash man. Why didn't he see this coming? 117)

Felice (Stung into a coma by Sasha, 118)

Principal Kwan (Hit by a telekinetic car, 119)

Mr. Fordman (Stuck dead with Dick Cheney's syndrome, 119)

Pam (Lex's former nanny, assumed dead, 119)

Deputy Watts (Went down in a hail of bullet that flew straight at and into his eye, (weird special effect) 120)

Roger Nixon (Shot by Lex, 201)

Dr. Hamilton (Of Kryptonite poisioning, 203)

Troy (Drowns of old age, 206 (No, really.))

Russel (Kissed to old age by Chrissy, 206)

Chrissy (Didn't find the fountain of kissing youth fast enough, 206)

Ryan (Brain problems, 208)

Mr. Frankel (Shop class teacher killed by the Home Improvement splitso freako, 209)

Ian Randall (Half the man he used to be, fallen off a dam, 209)

Kyla Willowbrook (Leapt through a plate glass window, and for once for a character in a TV show, cut her arteries and died, 210)

Tina Greer (Impaled by a pole, 211)

Whitney (KIA in Indonesia, doing what, who knows... 211)

Mike the Bartender (Put in the freezer by Ethan, 213)

Crazy kid with no inhibitions (Jumped from a concert stage to his death because of Red K, 214)

Two random kids (Killed selves under Red K influence according to Chloe, 214)

Martha Kent (Krypto-dust, 216. Don't worry kids, she got better)

Cyrus Krup (Collapsed in agony at the truth/reality of his heritage, 218)

Meacham (One of Lex's cronies, killed by Paul Hayden, 219)

Dr. Walden (Burnt to a crisp by his own krypto-powers, 222)

Helen (Killed for being a golddigger by Lex Luthor, 302)

Jake Pollen (shot underwater by Van McNulty, the candy bar, 304)

Seth (shocked into a coma for hitting on Lana by Clark, 307)

Lana's Great Aunt (Had a cap busted in her by Lachlan Luthor of Scotland. Heed!, 306)

Ian Randall (Killed by other half of himself, 309)

Ian Randall (Killed by super-powered Eric Summers, 309)

Van McNulty (Candy Bar done in by barbell butterfingers and JTT's machinations, 309)

Claire Foster (wrapped herself around a tree with Lionel's help, 309)

Nathan (crushed by a pile of cars, 310)

Coach Altman (Burned himself to death like the other coach, 312)

Dante (Got a little 2 fast, 2 furious in the Ford sponsor episode, 313)

Garrett Davis (Guy took a hospital hostage, got shot in the chest, then wondered why while Clark ran around, 315)

Dr. Teng (Had a little encounter with Adam Knight and surgical tubing, 316)

Adam Knight (Had a little encounter with Lionel Luthor and death, twice, 316)

Dr. Garner (Put into coma by Clark's memory treatment, 319)

Julian Luthor (killed by his own mother, 319)

Jeremiah Holscaw (Knocked into a coma when Clark canceled him out at super speed, 320)

Pa Dinsmore (Had his heart ripped out by Emily, 321)

Kara/Lindsey Harrison (Vaporized by Jor-El, 322)

Trent (Terminator got shot with lightning, hit with heat vision, then blown apart (ow!), 402)

Lex's Lawyer (killed by a jealous ex-lover, 409)

Alicia (Clark's psycho hose beast who could teleport, 412)

Dr. Sinclair (Lex's assistant, killed by bad Lex, 417)

Dawn (kills herself, ironically, while a ghost, 418)

Tanner (fell on a sharp object, 420)

Tanner's girlfriend (blew up of pregnancy, 420)

Evan (blew up, period, 420)

Nash (Fell off a balcony and exploded, 421)

Genevieve Teague (stabbed in the, well, you know, 422)

Jason Teague (ate a meteor, 422/501)

Gabe (Chloe shot him in self defense, 503)

Lex's guard (whacked by Brainiac, 505)

Buffy (murdered by evil Lana, 505)

Milton Fine (Clark's professor Spike fell on a pole, 508)

Sheriff Adams (Shot by crooked cops, 511)

Lex's campaign manager (Shot by crooked cops, 511)

Jonathan Kent (got into a fight with Lionel with a bum ticker. Jor-El made heart go boom, 512)

Psycho orderly (inhabited by a ghost and then dissipated, 514)

Simone (shot in the neck by Chloe and Lex, 516)

Allie (died to...death, 517)

Lance (fell on a grinder, 517)

Graham (shot to death by Lex, 520)

Robert Pontius (Lex's private detective, killed by Block, 602)

Oliver's boozey friend (by sword, 605)

Oliver's limo riding friend (by exploding limo, 605)

Raya (Bow Wow busted a cap in her, 606)

Doctor at the halfway house (murdered by the carjacker, 607)

Nerd guy (Knifed by Lex, his former protector, 608)

Francisco (Illegal immigrant taken out by Gopher McNally, 609)

Esposito (Chloe's source, killed by Lex's security goon, 614)

Brady (Lex's security goon killed by another security goon obsessed with Lana, 614)

Lex's security goon (obsessed with Lana, fell to death, 614)

Bowling guy (Met Lana and Chloe, killed by Luthor's goons, 615)

Doctor (hit with his own lightning weapon by Clark, 615)

Dr. Langston (beaten to death by Lex, 616)

Moira Sullivan (Coma'd! 618)

Jodi Keenan (shot'd! 619)

Daily Planet Reporter Chloe knows (shot by a random hired goon, 620)

Wes Keenan (Killed by Clark's heat vision, 621)

Sasha (Bee girl, killed by Knox, 704)

Kathy Bates (beaten to death by Lionel, 705)

Carter (shot by Lionel, 706)

Lara (sacrificed when crystal smashed, 708)

Zor-El (killed when crystal smashed, 708)

Dax-Ur (presumed dead, Brainiac stuck a fork in his brain, 710)

Bizarro (kind of friends with Lana. She killed him, 710)

Patricia Swann (murdered by Lex, 714)

Battlestar Galactica Goon (thrown onto a spike by Lionel, 715)

Lionel Luthor (shoved out a window by his son, 716)

Edward Teague (killed by Brainiac/Kara, 720)

Plastique's skater buddy (NEVER stand by barrels of flammable liquid, 801)

Tess' best childhood friend (co-shot in the face by evil pirate guy, 803)

Evil pirate guy (poisoned to death, 803)

Oliver Queen (flatlined, got better, 803)

Handshake memory guy (killed by Brainiac/Chloe, 807)

Linda Lake (Smothered by Bloomsday, 815)

Ava (Shapeshifter killed by Tess, 821)

Neutron (Living bomb killed by Doomsday, 821)

Livewire (Chip in neck activated by Tess, 821)

Jimmy Olsen (Actually Henry James Olsen, co-stabbed by Davis, 822)

Zod's soldier gal (kills self on accident, 901)

Dr. Coates (killed by Zod for... uh... ingenuity, 903)

Roulette (Faked her own gunshot death, but still a death, 905)

Sylvester Pemberton (Killed by Icicle, 911/912)

Sandman (Killed by Icicle, 911/912)

Dr. Fate (Killed by Icicle, 911/912)

Icicle Sr. (Killed by Icicle, 911/912)

Icicle (Killed by Amanda Waller, 911/912)

Zod's minion who killed Jor-El (914)

Xenophobic cryo man (accidentally sawzall'd an electrical wire, 915)

Hawkman (stabbed through the chest by Slade, 1011)

Alternate Oliver Queen (Killed by Ultraman, 1017)

Granny Goodness (vaporized by Oliver Queen, 1021/22)

Desaad (vaporized by Oliver Queen, 1021/22)

Gordon Godfrey (vaporized by Oliver Queen, 1021/22)

Darkseid (vaporized by Clark, 1021/22)

Lionel Luthor of Earth 2 (killed by Tess Mercer, 1021/22)

Tyler Randall died twice... once from a fall in the hospital after killing his ailing mother, then when he ashes himself (117)

Garrett Davis' brother died twice. He wasn't a freak, but he's worthy of an honerable mention (315)

Adam Knight died twice, once in a hospital, once trying to kill Lana (316)

General Zod (Jor-El destroyed his body, then Clark disembodied his soul, 601)

Duncan (by EMP (Seriously) 605 after "dying" by car in 1996)

Julian Luthor (shot by Lex, 709, suffocated by his own mother in Memoria)

Brainiac (stabbed to death by Kara, 718; exploded by Clark, 720) (Yes, he's a machine, but he's sentient)

John Corben (Heart yanked out, 902, also hit by a car and loses his meat sentience in the same episode.)

Jor-El (Died in the destruction of Krypton, and in a Kansas field, 907)

Clark Kent (Shot in the chest and died in 503, died as a result of Lance's serum in 517, got shot through the chest and died in 801)

Ian Randall died three times, once falling off a dam, once killing another version of himself, and once being punched by a super-powered Eric Summers (209, 309)

Chloe (Died in a dream sequence, then got better in 612, died to save Lois in 701, SPLORT-ed by Doomsday in an imaginary scene in 816, and co-stabbed in 909 by a Kryptonian ninja)

Davis Bloome (Stabbed to death by mom. Got better, 808; blown up to death by Tess (got better), 818; Kryptonite showered to death (got better), 818; Co-stabbed back by Henry James Olsen, 822)

Tess Mercer (killed in an alternate future, timeline was erased, 909; killed by Chloe to remove a chip from her body (we think), 920; Pronounced dead, 922; killed by Lex Luthor for real, 1021/22)

Lex Luthor (Died from a gunshot wound, briefly, 509. Died as a result of Lance's serum, then got better, 517. "Died" to become the vessel of General Zod, 522. Died before being resuccitated by Green Arrow's serum, 607. Died in Jimmy's Noir fantasy, 620. Died as a result of a gunshot between the eyes. Chloe made him better, 712. Lex also blew up, in 814. Lex Luthor's clone, with all of his memories, dies of being poorly made in 1001 (it's also implied that many defective clones are also killed)).

Lana Lang saw her own death in bed in "Hourglass". Lana Lang also died in "Crisis" when shot by Adam Knight. Through miraculous time travel, she survived. Lana later died to become a Vampire in "Thirst", only to be brought back to life. Finally, she died in "Reckoning", only to be ressurected. How? You guessed it. Through miraculous time travel. Furthermore, in "Void", she died once off camera (we know) and once on camera (we know) to see her parents, though it is assumed she had done it multiple times and developed a dependence. To be kind, I'll call that three deaths. Then, to be thorough, we saw her die in "Lexmas", in Lex's hallucination/coma. And in "Labyrinth", in Clark's hallucination, she literally bought the farm. But wait! Lana's not done dying yet! In 620, Noir, she died in Jimmy's fantasy world. But she ain't done croaking for drama yet! In 622, she flat out exploded, stealing Chloe's riff! In 715, Lana is placed into an IRREVOCABLE COMA! This may be the last one, folks.

In 718, Lex Luthor killed everyone on Earth. Thankfully, it was only a computer simulation.

102 (Clark floats above bed)

201 (Clark chases Lana's truck through a tornado by willing himself)

203 (Clark makes a flight-like Air Jordan leap for Pete)

208 (Clark and Ryan take a balloon ride)

209 (Leaps after Chloe after Chloe's already started falling from a dam, reaches ground first. HAS to have willed it)

212 (Clark leaps with birds from the Daily Planet Building to another skyscraper)

217 (Clark is in a surreal dream flight onto the interstate in his pajamas)

306 (Jor-El flies Lana's Great Aunt in Clark's flashback)

312 (Clark's future is seen by Jordan, who sees Superman's cape (Hey, it's attatched to the tights! Part and parcel!))

315 (Clark takes a helicopter ride (Hey, it's a flight! It counts))

322 (Clark flies with Kara and is told he will fly)

401 (Clark goes buggy as Kal-El and flies hardcore, ripping the door off Lex's plane and taking his triforce)

415 (Clark takes a ride in the LuthorCorp jet).

503 (Takes a ride on a missile after a flight-like leap)

506 (Large leap onto a helicopter. He flew for a few seconds with the helicopter or on his own, your call).

512 (Clark makes a completely vertical jump that is impossible given physics. Too near flight not to count)

522 (Clark is pulled high into the air by the Phantom Zone portal, at a rapid rate of speed. He doesn't like it, but it's a flight.)

601 (Clark is taken on a flight with Zod as they fight)

610 (Clark dresses as Green Arrow (that's in the spirit of tights))

613 (Clark takes a huge leap from the Daily Planet to Oliver's penthouse with Lois)

709 (Bizarro, as Clark, flies up the Daily Planet steps)

807 (Green Arrow wears a cape and blue tights combo to cover for Clark)

811 (The Legion flies over Clark)

822 (Rokk flies across Metropolis)

909 (A Kryptonian flies in front of Lois)

911/912 (The JSA appears in full uniform, including past members, on an art piece, and Hawkman, Stargirl, and Dr. Fate get in their gear. Hawkman flies, as does the Martian Manhunter)

913 (Warrior Angel flies with Chloe)

915 (Zod flies, now with full Kryptonian powers)

916 (Zod flies, now with full Kryptonian powers)

917 (Martian Manhunter takes to the skies)

918 (Zod flies in to visit Clark)

920 (Zod flies in a fight with Clark, and the Kandorians all fly from the Fortress leaving Clark behind)

921 (Lois shows Perry White a picture of Zod (presumably) flying)

922 (Superman shown in flight in a dream sequence, and Zod and company flying)

1001 (Clark leaps in a way that he thinks is almost flying)

1002 (Clark puts on a new suit that is not exactly tights, but it's still a uniform of sorts)

1003 (Kara returns as Supergirl in all but name, and flies in front of many, many people)

1003 (Clark goes to "flight school" with Kara and fails miserably just as he's starting to fly)

1004 (Clark sees himself fly as Superman)

1004 (Clark flies/floats with Lois at the end of the episode, not realizing he's doing it)

1005 (Lois Lane flies as Isis)

1010 (Ultraman flies into the Watchtower (so it seemed))

1011 (Hawkman flies to save Lois)

1012 (Clark flies with Lois in a computer simulation)

1018 (Booster Gold flies)

1021/22 (Clark gains the power of flight and becomes Superman)

And just to keep track...

Potential future recurring villains [for Superman] (* indicates higher chance of reoccurrence):

Jeremy Creek (101)

Sean Kelvin (105)

Jodi Wilson (107)

*Invisible Jeff (110)

Eric Summers (112)

*Scott Bowman and Derek (113)

Amanda from Zero's brother (114)

*Justin Gaines (119)

*Desiree Atkins (202)

Dr Hamilton (though apparently dead, there's no body, 203)

Byron Moore (205)

Rachel Dunleavy (207)

Ethan the Sherrif (213)

Cyrus Krup (218)

Paul Hayden (219)

Three asthma krypto-goons (220)

Morgan Edge (301, 308)

*Helen (302)

*Mr. Conroy (304)

*Seth (307)

Molly (311)

*Alicia (314)

William (318)

Dr. Garner (319)

*Emily Dinsmore (221, 321)

Abby (403)

Abby's Mom (403)

*Mxyzptlk (407)

*Isobel and her witch's brood (408, 415)

Lex's obsessive, framing ex-girlfriend (409)

Tim Waltcott (412)

Geoff Johns (413)

Josh (414)

Zack (414)

Marcus Becker (416)

*Lucy Lane (416)

*Evil Lex Luthor (417, 1021/22)

Kevin (419)

Kevin's dad (419)

Disciples of Zod (501)

Lightning man (502)

Wonder twins (502)

*Milton Fine (507)

Samantha (510)

Gregory Flynn and accomplice (511)

Maya (513)

Mattie's dad (518)

Jigsaw (519)

*Zod (601, 901, 903, 906, 907, 909, 914, 918, 920)

Block (602)

Bow Wow (606)

Farmer McNally (609)

Mind parasite (612)

*Bizarro (701)

Ice lady (703)

Rock lady (703)

*Curtis Knox (704)

Ben (705)

*Zor-El (708)

*Bizarro (710)

*Plastique (802, 821)

*Maxima (804)

Psycho Jeweler (805)

*Shade guy (806)

*Doomsday (810, 811, 815, 816, 818, 820, 822)

*Brainiac (812 and many others)

*Toyman (814, 904, 1020)

*Bruno Mannheim (819)

*Parasite (821)

*Metallo (902, 918, 1020)

Roulette (905, 1020)

Dark Archer (910, 1020)

*Amanda Waller (911/912, 917)

*Silver Banshee (916)

*Maxwell Lord (919, 921)

*Darkseid goon (1001)

*Deadshot (1002)

Gordon Godfrey (1003, 1021/22)

Darkseid (1003, 1016, 1021/22)

Isis (1005)

Village People (1006)

Rick Flag (1007)

*Granny Goodness (1008, 1020, 1021/22)

*Mad Harriet (1008)

*Slade (1009, 1011)

*Ultraman (1010, 1017)

*Alternate Lionel Luthor (1010, 1013, 1016)

*Desaad (1014, 1021/22)

General Zod (1019)

Black Manta (1020)

Solomon Grundy (1020)

Captain Cold (1020)

100 living and/or in a jail or asylum+:

Martha Kent

Greg Arkin (102, 1004)

*Invisible Jeff (110)

Kyle Tippet (112)

*Scott Bowman and Derek (113)

*Justin Gaines (119)

*Desiree Atkins (he uses his heat vision in front of her)(202)

Pete Ross (203)

Jessica (204)

Jessica's Father (204)

Byron Moore (205)

*Rachel Dunleavy (207)

*Dr. Bryce (216)

*Three Asthma Krypto-inhaler types (220)

*Morgan Edge (302)

Sara Conroy (Dreamer who is saved by Clark) (304)

The Doctor at the hospital (315)

The Sniper at the hospital (315)

Joseph Willowbrook (210, 320)

*Emily Dinsmore (221, 321)

*Abby's Mom (403)

Bart Allen (405)

*Tim Waltcott (412)

Chloe Sullivan (412)

*Geoff Johns (413)

*Josh (414)

*Zack (414)

*Marcus Becker (416) (punched through a car window, he knows SOMETHING)

Kevin (419)

Arthur Curry (504)

Santa Claus! (509)

Maya (513)

Victor Stone (Cyborg) (515)

Mattie (518)

*Mattie's Dad (518)

Green Arrow (Oliver Queen) (604)

Baern (Bow Wow) (606)

Martian Manhunter (608)

Javier (609)

*McNally (609)

Mind parasite (612)

Lana Lang (616)

Kara (702)

*Ice Lady (703)

*Rock Lady (703)

*Curtis Knox (704)

Visiting actress (705)

Ben (705)

Dinah Lance (711)

*Kara's stalker (712)

*11 goons who assault Clark's farmhouse with Battlestar Galactica guy, all knowing that he has powers and has to be subdued with a Kryptonite taser (this is a kind estimate) (714)

Edward Teague (719)

Plastique (801)

Maxima (804)

Faora (808)

The Legion's three members who visit Smallville (and presumably thereby everyone in the future) (811)

Zatanna (817)

Tess Mercer (818, further solidified in 907)

Mysterious unnamed plothole guy who sketched Davis Bloom on Lionel's book (818)

Parasite (821)

Kid who Clark saves from Doomsday (822)

Emil Hamilton (903)

Zan (908)

Jayna (908)

Zod (909)

Hawkman (911/912)

Stargirl (911/912)

Warrior Angel kid (913)

Lois Lane (1001)

*Darkseid/Godfrey hybrid (1003)

Isis (1005)

Rick Flag (1007)

Alternate Universe Lois (1010)

Alternate Universe Tess (1010)

Alternate Universe Lionel (1010)

Alternate Universe Clark (1010)

*Slade (1011)

Government goon Gal (1012)

Her computer goon assistant (1012)

Lex Luthor Clone (aka Conner Kent) (1013)

Desaad (1014)

Alternate Universe Jonathan (1017)

Alternate Universe Jor-El (1017)

Booster Gold (1018)

Toyman (1020) * These are people who would have told others about Clark's secret, more than likely, if they could have. + All of Zod's Kandorians have learned his secret, but their number are uncounted. Presumably, this adds between 30 and 100 to this number. Given that they're reanimations of dead people, this might belong on the lower list, but at least they're noted.

and

77 dead/in a coma:

Walt Arnold (103)

Tina Greer (104 and 211)

Sean Kelvin (105)

Cassandra Carver (106)

Harry Bollston (106)

Jodi Wilson (107)

Sam Phelan (109)

Wade Maheny (113)

Ryan (116 and 208)

Tyler Randall (117)

Deputy Watts (120)

Roger Nixon (201)

Dr. Hamilton (203)

Chrissy Parker (206)

Ian Randall (209,309)

Kyla Willowbrook (210)

Leader Goon from Insurgence (212)

Cyrus Krup (218)

Dr. Walden (222)

Van NcNulty (303,309)

Seth (307)

Nathan (310)

Adam Knight (316)

Dr. Garner (319)

Jeremiah Holscaw (320)

Kara/Lindsey Harrison (322)

Trent the Terminator (402)

Isobel (408)

Witch crony 1 (408)

Witch crony 2 (408)

Alicia (314, 411, 412)

Virgil Swann (217)

Dawn (418)

Bridgett Crosby (418)

Nash (421)

Milton Fine (507)

Jonathan Kent (512)

Simone (516)

Graham (520)

Lex Luthor* (522)

Zod (601)

Raya (601)

Gloria (603)

Batista (608)

Titan (617)

Wes Keenan (621)

Bizarro (701)

Sasha (118, 704)

Agent Carter (706)

Zor-El (708)

Lara (708)

Bizarro (710)

Dax-Ur (710)

Battlestar Galactica Goon (714)

Lionel Luthor (learned secret officially in 515, died 716, may have known all show)

Milton Fine (learned secret 507, died 718)

Handshake memory guy (807)

Faora (808)

Lex Luthor (814)

Linda Lake (815)

Ava the Shapeshifter (821)

Davis Bloome (822)

Henry James Olsen (822)

Zod's soldier gal (901) Though admittedly, she went back in time, so she's still alive, too.

John Corben (902)

Jor-El (907)

Dr. Fate (911/912)

Icicle (911/912)

Zod's soldier who killed Jor-El (914)

Silver Banshee (916)

Alternate Universe Ollie (1010)

Six armored guard goons (1012) *Lex was mindwiped to forget Clark's secret, but the original Lex, the DEAD Lex, still knew it. The current Lex is, recall, a clone.

Clark: 8 (Desiree frames him for blowing up her car in Heat, 202; and he beats three goons severely to protect Lana, and the sheriff carts him off, 219; In Lionel's body, starts a jailhouse rock and barely makes it out alive, 406; arrested by stereotypical chinsese soldiers for interrogation for no real reason, 415; arrested in a strip club, 506; Put in an asylum for being himself, 612; framed for the murder of a suspect while posing as a cop, 812; Almost arrested for the murder of Lex, which he had nothing to do with, 815)

Lex: 6 (Driven insane by an abusive father, a dead wife, bad scotch and even worse mansion help, 308; Accused of nine murders in the undead project Lionel headed up by a snotty detective who hates the FBI, 316; Jailed for a murder he didn't commit, got bail quickly, 409 (Not shown in show); arrested by stereotypical chinsese soldiers for interrogation for no real reason, 415; In the season six finale (622), Lex is also arrested for murdering Lana Lang with no trail of evidence and/or body; Arrested for the murder of Lana Lang, which he did not commit, 701)

Lana: 2 (Aided and abbetted in the theft of a Mustang because Seth made her do it. A likely excuse! She was found guilty and sentenced to community service in 307; arrested by stereotypical chinsese soldiers for interrogation for no real reason, 415)

Jonathan: 2 (For a frame-up murder c/o Phelan in Rogue, 109; for the frame-up attempted murder of Lionel Luthor, 213)

Lois: 2 (Kicked a guy for no real reason, but didn't really paralyze him, as suspected; framed up by Lex's hallucinated government, 718)

Chloe: 2 (Attacked and briefly held captive by the DDS over "terrorism" when she's really a JLA member, 717; and also held for two months between season 7 and 8, 801)

Jason: 1 (Arrested by stereotypical chinsese soldiers for interrogation for no real reason, 415)

Jimmy: 1 (Arrested for the murder of Lex Luthor, who he killed in appropriate seeming self defense, in his fantasy, 620)

Lionel: 3 (Murdered his parents but was released nonetheless in a "remarkable" twist of plot, 410; Escaped from an insane assylum by getting better, 503; returned to Earth as an alternate self from a multiverse with no charges brought against him for faking his death, 1013)

Kara: 1 (She vandalized the Smallville statue and stole from the city, and yet is suddenly scot free at the end of the episode, 703)

Bizarro: 1 (Escaped Martian jail, 710)

Lex: 1 (Killed his own father rather obviously and no repercussions, 716)

Plastique: 1 (Tess frees her despite murdering someone, 801)

Bloomesday: 1 (Killed a bunch of people, and got away free by covering it up despite being arrested, 816)

Oliver Queen: 1 (Admits to murdering Lex Luthor and yet roams the Earth.)

Chloe: 1 (Aided and abetted Davis as a fugitive and killed to protect people.)

Clark: 1 (destroyed Zod's twin towers wantonly, without preparing the area, with untold consequences.)

Godfrey: 1 (Attempted to murder Lois, and yet is still free at the end of the episode for no apparent reason.)

Season 3:

Exile: Clark - Crime spree (robbing ATMs and various other crimes)

Exile: Helen - Attempted murder of Lex

Crusade: Well, let's see. Clark breaks into an airplane and almost wreaks them? Or should we say breaking and entering?

Gone: Clark & Lois in the blown-up safe-house. Hello! Can we say "crime scene"?

Gone: Can we say destruction of government property?

Gone: Lois digs up Chloe's coffin

Gone: Spy work in General Lane's office concerning confidential documents.

Facade: Experimental work on a minor?

Facade: Lois hit crazy jock with car. No police investigation?

Run: Trespassing when Clark sneaks in for another look at the manuscript. Oh, sure, he's usually given free rein of the Luthor mansion, but not usually when everyone's asleep.

Transference: Clark obviously broke into the jail. Why didn't they take him into custody? I mean, it's not a low-security prison, for crying out loud!

Jinx: Chloe tampering with school equipment to stop Mxyzptlk

Bound: Lex with dead body

Scare: Trespassing on Luthor Corp property

Recruit: Underage college freshman Lois was probably very much over any kind of legal limit. Sure, she gets kicked out of college, but let's be serious!Recruit: Geoff killed Coop. but did he go to jail for that and the attempted murder of Lois???

Sacred: As you've noticed before, there didn't seem to be any reason for Clark to just have his passport at 17 (or 18), so how did he get into China?

Onyx: Lex's murder of the good doctor. (Although how air in his I.V. could kill him THAT fast, I don't quite get, but I guess I'm not looking at debunking things with this list, am I?)

Onyx: Lex's murder of a security guard.

Onyx: Chloe hacked into the Smallville Medical Center's security cameras.

Spirit: Chloe - destruction of school property & attempted arson and multiple murder

Spirit: Lana - Attempted murder of Billy (Possession isn't usually an accepted alibi)

Spirit: Jason - Corporate espionage (Going through Lex's files in the mansion)

Blank: Kevin's robbery (The police were never called on it. Isn't that convenient!)

Blank: Clark & Chloe - libel against Kevin to his dad

Blank: Chloe/Kevin & Clark - Breaking and entering into Summerholt

Ageless: Missing mother - Never investigated.

Ageless: Missing child that was put in the Kents' protection.

Ageless: Murder of Evan's biological father

Ageless: Chloe tapping illegally into records of 911 calls

Ageless: Attempted murder of Genevieve Teague

Ageless: Destruction of Chandler Field windmill

Forever: 9 counts of kidnapping - Brendan

Forever: Brendan - murder of girl and attempted murder of Lana

Forever: Genevieve & Jason - kidnapping of Lex & Lionel

Forever: Lionel - "murder" of Jason

Forever: Clark - murder of Brendan

Forever: Lois & Clark - Breaking and entering into Nash construction warehouse

Mortal: Chloe and Clark break into a Luthorcorp warehouse on camera.

Hidden: Chloe and Clark break into a house where a man has been murdered and leave fingerprints everywhere.

Aqua: Clark breaks into a Luthorcorp facility twice. Aquaman breaks in twice. Chloe hacks Arthur's criminal records.

Thirst: Lana breaks into Lex's house and knocks him out. No charges.

Thirst: Lana kills Buffy Sanders, which would have resulted in an investigation.

Splinter: Clark knocks Lex, Martha, and Lana unconscious, along with a security guard. The guard would likely have pressed charges, of the four.

Solitude: Chloe B and E to the Luthor Warehouse, and assault and battery for both Chloe and Lois with inept guards.

Reckoning: Lana fails to yield for a school bus.

Vengeance: Lana bought stolen property (Clark's dad's watch) from a pawn broker, knowing full well it was stolen property.

Tomb: Clark Kent kidnapped Chloe, a psychiatric patient, from a hospital.

Tomb: Chloe, Lois, and Clark are involved in the disappearance of an orderly who apparently "committted suicide" without a body. Sure, he deserved to die, but cops would ask questions.

Cyborg: Clark and Lex leave fingerprints all over a murder/suicide crime scene.

Cyborg: Clark breaks into a Lexcorp facility. With good intentions, yes, but still B and E. He also knocks out guards, assault.

Hypnotic: Clark steals Champagne and Chocolate covered strawberries at super-speed

Hypnotic: Lex and Chloe shoot a woman with no weapon in a confrontation. Murder three, easy.

Void: Lana trespasses into the cafeteria and cadaver area several times.

Void: Lana breaks and enters to get her Kryptonite drugs, likely leaving fingerprints

Void: Lana steals a Porsche from Lex Luthor (again).

Fade: Lex shoots an unarmed man to death in a hospital, peppering the place with bullets.

Oracle: Clark breaks into Lana's apartment.

Zod: Lex Luthor basically cripples the world, chokes Lana to unconsciousness, beats Clark senseless, and launches a plot to annihilate the Earth, all with his very recognizable face. Somehow, no one arrests him or even questions him.

Sneeze: Clark and Chloe break into a detective's office and cause massive property damage.

Wither: Clark trespasses into Lex's greenhouse.

Wither: Chloe uses defibrillator paddles on an unconscious Jimmy. Assault.

Arrow: Clark breaks into Olliver Queen's flat.

Arrow: Green Arrow breaks and enters and steals without consequence.

Reunion: Clark breaks and enters into a private hospital room and takes privileged information with Lois.

Reunion: Lex and Oliver accost each other physically over a verbal dispute.

Rage: Clark breaks and enters into Olliver's house.

Rage: Chloe and Clark wander around a crime scene, leaving prints near murder victims.

Static: Clark impersonates an officer and trespasses on a crime scene. He's also present at the murder/killing site of a villain.

Subterranean: Clark breaks the law keeping an illegal immigrant in his care without going to authorities.

Subterranean: Clark calls the sheriff to report dead bodies in the ground with no explanation, making him a prime suspect.

Hydro: Chloe breaks into another person's private files by hacking

Hydro: Clark beats the heck out of a mugger instead of simply arresting him (Excessive force in a citizen's arrest)

Justice: Clark and his friends blow up a warehouse with bombs and knock guards unconscious covertly. That's terrorism.

Justice: Clark and company, breaking and entering.

Justice: Clark and company, assault.

Justice: Clark and company, theft of information and aiding and abetting a fugitive.

Crimson: Clark trespasses on the Luthor mansion property, then destroys his property, throws Lex through a pile of glasses (assault) and kidnaps Lana Lang before again assaulting Lex Luthor.

Trespass: Clark breaks and enters into a photographer's home despite his innocence.

Trespass: Clark is an accessory to murder (accidental, but obviously guilty)

Trespass: Clark breaks into Lex's mansion to save Lana.

Freak: Clark breaks and enters into the bowling alley in broad daylight with no reason.

Freak: Clark and Lana are present for a death where the cause is falsified to be a heart attack but is actually being shot with a weapon. Would lead to at least investigation, if not indictment.

Promise: Clark repeatedly trespasses in the Luthor mansion despite being forbidden from being on the premises, causing property damage.

Combat: Clark and Lois break into a military installation, fight in an underground fight club, and Clark beats a man to death.

Progeny: Chloe busts Lex and his ride up, punches nurses, fires a weapon in a hospital, steals, and just generally does everything she possible can that would get one arrested.

Noir: Lois tampers with a crime scene.

Noir: Chloe and Jimmy break into an office.

Prototype: Clark breaks into an abandoned military facility and gets in a fight.

Phantom: Lois and Chloe both break and enter into a private facility. Clark soon follows.

Phantom: Clark physically assaults Lionel over an accusation.

Bizarro: Chloe destroys medical records and fakes her own death, by all outside reckoning.

Bizarro: Clark, as Bizarro, brutally murders people constantly.

Kara: Lois B and E, Department of Domestic Security place.

Fierce: Despite the vandalism which she was imprisoned for, Kara also put her fingerprints on the window at the murder scene, and had fingerprints all over where Jimmy was assaulted.

Fierce: Clark harbors Lana, a fugitive for faking her own death.

Cure: Clark steals syrup from who knows where at super-speed.

Cure: Lana embezzels ten million dollars from Lex Luthor.

Action: Lana perpetrates an elaborate kidnapping scheme against Lionel Luthor.

Lara: Kara steals a wallet, assaults Clark, causes property damage to a night club, then breaks into a government facility and messes it up.

Wrath: Lana illegally surveys Lex's house, breaks into his safe, commits several acts of battery, destroys property at the Daily Planet, and just generally gets away with murder.

Gemini: Lana kidnaps a critically injured woman and keeps her in a dark room alone so she can study her.

Gemini: Lois assaults a lowly staff worker at the Daily Planet as a result of a miscommunication. Soon after he's stabbed to death with scissors, and no one asks any questions.

Gemini: Lex Luthor kills a man in cold blood in front of witnesses (Lois)

Persona: Lex Luthor orders his clone brother killed and leaves a text message about it.

Siren: Lana tells Clark that she kidnapped a girl and let her die, but nothing comes of it, despite the manslaughter.

Siren: Chloe stops a legal wire transfer.

Hero: Pete and Clark both break into Lionel's office.

Hero: Lex savagely beats and tortures Pete, but no arrest.

Traveler: Lionel tortures Clark, knocks him unconscious, and holds him prisoner.

Traveler: Lex murders Patricia Teagure through a proxy.

Descent: Clark breaks and enters into Lionel's office, disturbing his murder scene.

Descent: Clark breaks and enters into Lex's office, gets caught, no charges, despite being banned from the mansion.

Sleeper: Jimmy knocks a man unconscious (battery) and steals his information (theft). Chloe hacks into a US spy sattelite.

Arctic: Kara's proxy murders the population of a small jet.

Odyssey: Clark and company break and enter into a privately owned facility.

Odyssey: Ollie murders Clark. He gets better, but still.

Odyssey: Lex's goons hold people captive against their will.

Plastique: Tess takes a captive from captivity.

Toxic: Tess murders a criminal.

Toxic: Clark, Lois, and Chloe conspire to keep a dying man from a hospital.

Instinct: Clark smashes the desk property of some poor Daily Planet worker before causing property damage to an elevator and its interior workings mid-foreplay.

Prey: Davis kills a whole yuppie club full of people.

Prey: Clark steals evidence from a police investigation.

Prey: Davis steals medical supplies and fakes medical tests obstructing a homicide investigation.

Identity: Chloe murders a guy in a hospital bed.

Bloodline: Lois knocks a Luthorcorp worker unconscious as "Faora." She also damages a truck on a public street.

Abyss: Clark steals a library book to please Chloe in 1998.

Bulletproof: Clark puts his prints on a murder weapon, something he was arrested for, and yet somehow exonerated!

Requiem: Lana and Clark tromp all over a crime scene, and are present (putting fingerprints on) a bomb designed to blow up the Daily Planet.

Requiem: Ollie murders Lex Luthor.

Turbulence: Davis murders umpteen people with no consequences.

Hex: Clark breaks into Zatanna's theater.

Hex: Ollie steals a book from Luthorcorp and breaks in as Green Arrow.

Eternal: Tess attempts to murder Davis.

Eternal: Chloe does murder Davis (he gets better).

Eternal: Chloe, Clark, and Davis break into a secured facility.

Stiletto: Chloe helps Davis cover up a murder.

Beast: Chloe harbors Doomsday, who has killed dozens of people.

Injustice: Clark and Chloe tamper with a crime scene.

Injustice: Oliver steals from Tess' vault.

Roulette: Chloe orchestrates a massive con to convince Ollie to have hope again that broke more laws than I can list here.

Kandor: Chloe sets up video cameras all over Clark's property without his permission, presumably via trespass and alteration without permission.

Pandora: Tess shoots her assistant with a gun, kidnaps Lois, and somehow is not brought up on charges.

Warrior: Zatanna steals a priceless, mint-edition Warrior Angel #1.

#1. Persuasion: Clark destroys two skyscrapers in Metropolis.

Conspiracy: Chloe stockpiles weaponry in order to fight Kryptonians.

Upgrade: Clark assaults Chloe for disagreeing with him.

Isis: Lois injures a guard and breaks and enters a facility.

Isis: Cat Grant stabs Lois in the hand, a clear assault.

Patriot: Arthur Curry and the entire Justice League team destroy government structures in a way that is illegal (if morally correct).

Collateral: Chloe aids in the killing of six government guards.

Beacon: Clark and Cloned Lex, along with Senator Martha Kent, are present for the destruction of a multimillion dollar mansion via arson. No charges.

Masquerade: Chloe and Oliver beat the hell out of FBI agents, and nothing is ever made of it.

Fortune: Clark steals the Luthorcorp sign, and though he is saving it from a mobster, he also steals an armored car filled with cash. And, sigh, a lemur.

Scion: Conner steals a necklace, a car, and a fur coat while under the influence of Red K.

Booster: Blue Beetle hurts a whole bunch of people at the Mayor's ceremony and causes tons of property damage, but no charges are filed.

Prophecy: Lois breaks into a prison without permission to talk to Toyman. So does Clark.

102, shielding Whitney from an explosion.

103, leaping over teammates with super strength in a football uniform and knocking someone into the air.

103, ripping a door off of Kwan's truck to save him (not in front of people, but he leaves evidence, ripping off the door and throwing it).

104, flying through a pane glass window and not getting a scratch.

104, falling 20 or so feet off a rope and winding up unhurt in front of his gym class.

104, X-Ray in front of Pete to find Tina Greer's mother (though admittedly, he covers it well).

105, smashing the ice in front of Chloe.

106, using Super speed to save Zoe Garfield from Harry Bollston.

106 to throw Harry Bollston into a car.

108, flying through a plate glass window and getting no injuries, in front of cops trying to subdue Earl Jenkins.

108, lifts two men with one hand (Lex and Earl).

111, stops bullets in front of a deputy to save Kyle Tippet.

113, runs at super-speed to save Whitney from Wade's car crushing death.

116, speed runs to and away from Lex (though he does look, Lex would obviously have been able to determine he left too fast, or that he had to have arrived in something or at a great rate of speed).

120, stops a bullet and lets shards of glass fall onto his back in front of Deputy Watts, a kidnapper.

120, stops bullets with his chest and throws Deputy Watts about 50 feet.



120, Super speed out of the gym to get to Lana, right in front of oh, a few hundred people.

201, takes off at super speed in the middle of a crowded hospital.

202, uses his heat vision on a door Desiree grabs.

204, throws Jonathan back into his truck at school.

204, throwing goons around in a bar near Lana and about 50 other people.

204, catching a bullet from a Marshall in front of an admittedly blind Lionel Luthor.

204, takes Jessica's father's gun at super speed in front of Jessica.

208, knocks out an orderly by throwing him a good distance and knocking him out in one blow.

212, throws a goon into another goon at about 15 feet.

214, to stop Pete from being hit by a bus (tons of people could have seen him).

215, swats bullets from the air and saves Lucas Luthor at Super-speed in front of an evil motorcycle goon.

218, uses his heat vision on a bunch of jock trucks and blames it on Cyrus.

219, throws three abusive goons around right in front of the new sheriff and Lana.

223, allows himself to be seen in the cellar crater by Lana and near the cellar before it's destroyed by Chloe.

301, Breaking into Lionel Luthor's Tower (Cameras)

305, Throwing tractor, running across the US, pulling apart a car, and spouting heat vision in front of Perry.

306, pretending to be Jor-El in front of Mayor Tate, getting him arrested.

307, stopping Ferris Wheel with bare hands to stalk Lana.

308, stops a car in front of Lex Luthor.

309, uses powers all around a mental institution, despite knowing about cameras.

310, uses heat vision in front of incapacitated people and a burglar with ear plugs who could see and react to Clark's actions readily.

311, Tosses a bale of hay across the barn in front of Chloe

311, Is weakened by Kryptonite in front of Chloe

311, Runs from Metropolis to Smallville for a save in a way that any fool could determine (that fool being Lex or Chloe)

312, Knocks a guy out from in front of a car in front of all the people leaving school and waiting for the bus (somehow, they seem not to see, even the driver)

312, Punches the coach all the way into a wall in front of a conscious Lana and Jordan.

312, Uses his body to shield Jordan from flames in a place that would be in plain view of Lana.

314, Stops an elevator from plumetting to the top of a shaft in front of Alicia before she knew.

315, Makes a bomb disappear in front of a sniper and a doctor.

316, Lifts a telephone pole right in front of a Crisis center.

316, Uses superspeed in front of a filled Crisis Center.

316, Appears in the middle of nowhere to meet the crossroads guy (wife would have seen, noticed, etc.).

318, Rips a seatbelt off with his bare hands in a rather obvious way that would be easily seen later.

320, Fights Jeremiah Holscaw to a coma within fifty feet of Lex Luthor and Lionel Luthor (though Luthor is blindfolded).

321, DIRECTLY in front of Lana jumps to super speed, and leaves broken shatter proof glass and a destroyed water tower in plain site. Emily Dinsmore is also there.

322, Jumps to superspeed in a crowded airline terminal.

322, Sneaks into Lex's Mansion without being let in (He would have asked questions).

402, Clark throws a United States troop 30 feet into the air in front of Lois, another troop on the ground, a troop in a helicopter, and Sam Lane.

402, Clark uses heat vision on a helicopter in plain view of Lois, Sam Lane, and one US troop.

402, Clark super speeds off right next to a Lois who is paying attention.

402, Clark super speeds off right next to a Lex who is paying attention.

402, Clark throws a Krypto goon 30 feet into the air in front of Lois, who is presumably hiding in the background because she jumps out and fries the guy in a few seconds.

403, bursts through a glass window in front of Abby's Mom and Lois (sort of) without regard.

404, moves at super-speed into the locker room to stop Jason from getting shot, then uses his heat vision on the gun (he later even talks about it to Chloe and Lois, this is about the worst one EVER)

404, Uses his heat vision in front of three jocks, the cheerleader, Chloe and Lois to light a pipe on fire and burst it open, scalding the jocks. Good going.

405, Clark breaks into Lex's mansion and gets caught next to a pedestal that's missing one of Lex's belongings. The assumption is that Lex, if he can afford security guards, would have cameras, so if he was found on site, they would know he had to have used his powers to get in. Or suspect something. It counts.

405, Clark throws a goon through a roof and about a story and a half into the air after the goon clearly sees him.

407, trips and puts out his hand on the football field, breaking a man's collarbone in 2 places (which any crowd seeing would know could not possibly have caused said injury).

408, shoves a piano ten feet with one hand in front of Lex, who was only compulsorily playing the piano, not in a trance.

410, heats up antidote right next to Lex and the doctor who, though they had their backs turned, would obviously have suspected something.

411, super speeds after getting "married" right in front of a priest who knows his name.

411, uses heat vision on a cup in a crowded ice rink for Alicia.

412, Punches out a car window right in front of a conscious Jason.

413, Jumps to super-speed right next to Chloe

413, Rips Geoff Johns from his car seat out onto the pavement.

413, Uses heat vision on a door within Lois' field of vision.

414, throws two villains high into the air, inhumanly high. They obviously see it.

415, jumps to super-speed while with Lex and Jason (off screen)

415, throws two guards across the room in seperate directions at the same time.

416, Super speeds right in front of Lex

416, Punches out a car window in front of the villain.

416, rips a lock off and throws open a door in front of 20 some odd people who would know there was a lock on the door.

419, super speeds right next to Lois in the same room.

419, super speeds right outside of Kevin's dad's house.

420, Clark super-speeds right in front of Chloe.

420, Clark super-speeds right up to Lana, who is watching.

420, Clark eats an explosion right in front of Lana, his hair is the only thing mussed.

422, Saves a young boy on an interstate while people flee the meteor storm all around him.

505, Disappears right in front of Buffy.

506, Super-speeds in the Daily Planet.

507, Super-speeds and uses super-hearing obviously in front of Lana.

511, Clark superspeeds in front of a gaggle of cops, after appearing from nowhere.

511, Clark appears and saves Lana from a bomb without arriving in a car.

512, Super-speeds in front of Lex (later never happened because of time travel)

513, Lifts a mugger high into the air by his neck, using inhuman strength

513, Runs to catch Lionel in a timeframe where Lionel would know something is up.

514, Clark rips a wall apart with his bare hands just before Lois comes up to see the result, without tools, impossibly quickly.

515, Clark jumps to superspeed right next to Lana

515, Clark gets thrown through the wall in the entrance of a public Metropolis hospital.

516, Clark throws Lex 30 feet through the air into a table with one hand before carrying him around by the throat.

517, Clark throws a man 30-40 feet through racks right in front of the man and Lana.

518, Clark throws a man not in the know thirty feet through a glass case. He superspeeds in front of Mattie, arranging hay. He also superspeeds to arrive in front of Mattie and her father.

520, jumps to superspeed and shoves Graham out from in front of a vehicle in a crowded area.

602, Sneezes superbreath several times in rooms full of crowded people.

603, superspeeds in front of a search party.

603, superspeeds in a crowded hospital.

604, throws Oliver 20-30 feet, revealing his secret spontaneously.

608, Has a fight with Batista in a wharf fairly teeming with people.

609, Jumps to superspeed in the middle of the basement of the Daily Planet, filled with people.

609, Jumps to superspeed right in front of a bus driver who's looking straight at him.

613, Gets co-stabbed...and Lana finds the evidence of invulnerability, a bent tool.

614, throws Esposito through the air and into a wall right in front of Lana...while he's taking pictures.

614, catches Lana after a one-story fall with no adverse effects. Lana fully conscious.

615, Clark goes to Super-speed right next to Jimmy.

617, Clark enters a fight club and uses his powers all over the place stopping Titan, in front of everyone fleeing the scene and potentialyl on camera.

621, Twice speeds uncautiously right near Lana (Lana may know his secret at this point, but Clark doesn't know she knows, so he's still endangering his secret. I count it.)

701, Stops a wall of water in front of a kid.

701, Bizarro Clark rips off a wall and kills a guy in front of Lex.

701, rips down a wall in front of Lois, then plays it off as structural weakness.

702, Jumps to superspeed with Kara in front of a playground full of kids.

705, superspeeds in the presence of a film crew and catches a woman falling out of a car.

705, catches a bullet while being filmed AND while being watched by Ben, who subsequently discovers his secret.

706, jumps out of superspeed in the middle of the Daily Planet basement with people around.

706, pushes in a door right in front of an agent who doesn't know of his powers.

710, Bizarro Clark (who everone would see as Clark) ramps in and out of superspeed in front of bums.

711, Uses his powers without trying to shield them in front of Black Canary before she knew his secret.

712, throws a guy across a whole yard with no real reason.

716, jumps to speed in front of Lex's female goon, admittedly on accident, but still.

718, jumps to superspeed in the middle of the Ace of Clubs of an alternate reality.

718, jumps to superspeed and beats people right in front of Lois in an alternate reality.

718, reveals his powers to Lex Luthor in 718 in an alternate reality.

802, Clark rips the roof off a bus that's crashed in public and low smoke.

804, bursts to super-speed in a crowd of people at the Ace of Clubs.

804, superspeeds past Lois to carry away Maxima.

805, blows apart a door where Lois and the psycho jeweler are, where they would hear him.

805, uses heat vision in front of Lois and the psycho jeweler.

807, speeds in front of Jimmy as he's taking a picture, almost compromising his secret identity.

808, on a public street, Clark and Lois impact on a vehicle, crushing it, with no injuries.

808, not a power, per ce, but Lois sees Clark interact with the Phantom Zone.

810, Catches Doomsday's fist in front of a crowd of Wedding guests.

812, Catches a bullet in front of a guy, explains it away as a bulletproof vest, but the guy would, as a cop, know that they catch slugs, not bounce them back, and he is revealed as using armor piercing bullets.

815, most of the episode.

816, allows self to be captured on camera as the "Red-Blue Blur".

817, leaps to the roof of the Daily Planet right in front of Zatanna, formerly not in the know.

821, uses powers in front of the Injustice types before they know his secret. It gives them his secret.

822, Clark fights Doomsday in the streets of Metropolis sans costume.

822, Clark heals in front of Jimmy and gives away his secret.

901, Catches a train in black clothes (not really a costume if he looks like he always looked)

902, uses his heat vision right in front of Corben in pseudo-disguise.

903, Clark superspeeds in the Daily Planet offices, uses freeze breath on coffee.

907, hauls Tess up by her neck, revealing his secret to her.

915, jumps to superspeed on a crowded sidewalk.

916, Silver Banshee, he attacks her in street clothes.

1002, Clark co-smacks Deadshot so hard he triple flips in a crowded Greyhound station.

1015, Clark steals an armored car and throws two goons out of costume in an alley, on camera.

1016, jumps to superspeed in front of Conner before Conner knows he's the blur.

1018, Clark speeds in front of Booster despite Booster not knowing the secret.

1021/22, Flies over Metropolis and moves a planet in front of the whole city (to be fair, he is in his Superman uniform)

703, rips a door off right in front of the villainess, and then later attacks her and her compatriot with superpowers.

704, speeds in front of Lana before she knows Kara's secret.

706, superspeeds away from Jimmy while in the same room.

706, superspeeds away from guy she's seducing in the same room.

714, blows through a wall in front of the Battlestar Goon.

720, in front of Teague and two pilots, who she then kills (Brainiac as proxy)

1003, flew in front of a crowd of people sans disguise.

318, Lionel sneaks up on Clark in the Kawatche Cave.

319, Lionel appears in Clark's house without notice from Martha or Clark.

320, Jeremiah (Naman wannabe) shows up without warning.

320, Lionel appears in Clark's loft sneaky sneaky.

320, Elder Kawatchi in the barn.

321, Lana in the barn in the Clana

322, Lex Luthor on Clark in Lex's secret room.

402, Lois in the bathroom when he's showering.

402, Lex in the safe house where Chloe was hiding.

413, Geoff Johns in the barn.

413, Lois Lane in the barn.

414, Lex Luthor, in the barn, with "Shelby".

415, Lana, in the barn.

420, Lana and Evan, in the barn.

422, Lex on Clark in the barn.

504, Aquaman, in the barn.

507, Chloe comes up to Clark with K while he's attacking his parents without him noticing.

513, Several times Maya gets the drop on Clark.

514, Chloe manages to sneak past Clark and escape the Talon somehow.

516, Chloe manages to come up behind Clark with K while he's trying to kill Lex without him hearing her.

517, Lance manages to come up on and stab Clark without him hearing.

520, Lana surprises Clark in the loft.

521, Milton Fine sneaks up on Clark from behind and grabs him.

521, Lionel Luthor sneaks up on Clark in the barn

606, L'il Bow Wow in the barn

606, L'il Bow Wow in the fortress.

608, Batista

608, Martian Manhunter

609, McNally comes through the ground and grabs Clark, surprising him.

612, Mind parasite blindsides him in the barn

616, Lana manages to stay hidden in a room with Clark and Chloe. Not sneaking up, but same basic principle.

621, Somehow Wes Keenan manages to get the drop on Clark with only the power of invisibility.

703, Lana sneaks right up behind Clark in the barn.

705, Ben sees Clark catch a bullet, and Clark doesn't hear him about two feet behind him.

705, the visiting actress sneaks up on Clark at the end of the episode.

708, in an odd reversal, Clark blindsides Zor-El, who has superhearing, without Zor-El hearing him coming.

714, an entire squad of guys ambushes Clark in the barn.

716, Lex surprises Clark as he is rifling through Lex's stuff.

716, Clark doesn't hear a woman hiding several feet behind him as he's talking to Chloe.

719, Edward Teague appears behind Clark without him hearing him arrive.

804, Clark doesn't notice Maxima until she's right behind him.

805, Psycho Jeweler sneaks up to Clark with a Kryptonite bracelet.

812, a whole squad of cops catches Clark unawares.

814, Clark actually stands right next to Lana, who he for some reason can't hear, and calls her name. I'm gonna count that.

815, Linda Lake overhears him talking about a ring, but he doesn't hear her.

815, Linda Lake sneaks up on Clark and Lois with the Legion ring.

818, Tess surprises Clark in the barn.

822, Green Arrow sneaks up on Clark and arrows him.

904 Lois sneaks up on Clark in a monster truck.

922 Tess sneaks up on Zod in the Fortress of Solitude.

922 Zod sneaks up on Clark in the Fortress of Solitude.

1002 As Clark steals a file from Tess' office, Tess appears and he doesn't notice, despite a quiet hallway she had to approach from.

1004 Lois sneaks up on Clark in the barn, surprising him as he muses.

713, Lana sneaks up on Kara in the loft.

720, Clark sneaks up on Kara.

103, by fire coach

220, by nefarious Lionel Luthor goons (presumably)

307, by a Lionel Luthor goon

421, by Chloe, leaving school.

Chloe had a broken arm one week (113) and then the next week (114), nada.

Pete had a hairline fracture one week (205) and the next week, (206), nada.

Jonathan has a trailer break his leg (209) and the next week, (210), nada.

One week Chloe dyes streaks into her hair (214) and the next week (215) they're gone.

Jonathan lays hands on Clark and somehow heals a mortal wound (320)

Though we can plainly see her blown to bits in the finale (322), Chloe somehow survives a blast which levels an acre (402)

In "Facade" (403), Lana gets her face all cut up. In 404, a week later, it's magically healed.

In "Spell" (408), Jason gets his face all cut up. The next week, he's just fine. Imagine that!

In "Unsafe" (411), despite there being NO way she could have found out through research, Alicia magically knew that Clark became carefree with red K.

In Krypto (414) Pa Kent gets a hole bitten through his bone. In the next episode (415) he's fit and fine.

In "Onyx" (417), Lex Luthor shoots out Jonathan Kent's kneecaps. In the very next episode, he can charge up stairs ("Spirit").

In Arrival (501) Lana's leg is decimated. The next episode, which the characters say is "weeks later", she is running around fine.

In Zod (601) Chloe explains that she can't go to Smallville because her leg is injured. Later, she runs on it! Praise Jesus!

In Zod (601) Lana's hand is stabbed clean through. By the next episode, it's healed with no scars.

In Justice (611) Lex is shot in the face with an arrow. By the next episode, it's healed.

In Crimson (613) Clark is stabbed with a tool that bends. Lana leaves it behind, witnessing it, then miraculously has it in the next scene. TELEPORTATION!

In "Freak" (615) Clark uses heat vision to take a chip out of Chloe's shoulder. Since then, no scar.

In Noir (620) Lana Lang is shot in one shoulder. For the rest of the show, it swaps shoulders. Magic bullet!

In Prototype (621), the bullet from "Noir" has miraculously healed a shoulder wound in one week.

In Bizarro (701) a piece of metal severs either Bizarro's spine or all of his lower internal organs, and yet he can still walk! Praise Jesus!

In Action (705) Lionel's arm is caught in a bear trap for approximately twelve hours with no major musculature damage.

In Lara (706) despite the Kent house having been completely destroyed in the Season Four finale, a picture manages to survive behind another picture that was in said annihilated house.

In Fracture (712) Lex, despite being shot between the eyes at close range, survives transit from Detroit to Metropolis and (presumably) several hours of mental probing.

In Veritas (715) the writers FINALLY decided to take Lana off the show. THANK THE GODS. It's a miracle!

In Sleeper (717) Chloe is beaten unconscious, bleeding steadily. In the next scene, she has no cuts and is miraculously healed!

In Sacrifice (920) Green Arrow has a Z burned into his skin. By "Salvation", two episodes later, he's back in fighting shape, even crawling on his chest!

In Sacrifice (920) Green Arrow has a Z burned into his chest. In Lazarus (1001), his scar is completely healed and gone from his chest. Praise Jesus!

In Patriot (1009), despite being in a building that blew up while near Kryptonite, Clark somehow survived.

In Luthor (1010) Lois appears to have a sprained or broken arm. In the very next episode (1011), Lois has no such injury.

In Beacon (1013) Luthor's mansion burns to the ground. It's made of BRICK! (brick moved by hand from Scotland when Lex was 21, remember? Except also there when he was a child. Go figger! That's a miracle in and of itself!)

In Kent (1017), Lois Lane indicates that the fireplace is original to the house, and thus ancient. Given that the house was blown to pieces by the meteor shower in the season four finale, either ancient means six years, or by some miracle, the fireplace survived. The true miracle for this entry is that with this less than cursory level of attention to continuity, the writers/producers remain employed.

313, Behind Pete and Clark while they argue.

314, Behind Clark and Alicia as they talk while the episode opens.

318, All around Chloe as the FOTW tries to kill her.

402, At the beginning, as Lois and Clark walk up to the scene of Chloe's "death".

414, Behind Lois and Clark as they approach the thieves robbing Luthorcorp.

416, A wide sweeping vista range of mountains as Clark waits for the ransom semi on Cherry Hill.

503, Above the Humvees driving off into the field toward the first missile silo.

504, All OVER the place at Crater Lake. Five times throughout the episode.

522, In the opening with Lana and Lex running into the field.

609, Out the passenger window when Clark is talking to Javier.

619, Behind Clark as they emerge from the tunnels.

Lucas Luthor, 177 episodes and nine season breaks (point of fact, he was never mentioned again).

Henry Small, 171 episodes and nine season breaks (point of fact, he was never mentioned again).

Sarah Conroy, 165 episodes and eight season breaks (point of fact, she was never mentioned again).

Jordan Cross, 156 episodes and eight season breaks (point of fact, he was never mentioned again).

The New Principal...there one episode, gone the next, never appearing until after the kids left school, for 60 episodes!

Whitney: Since season three... (point of fact, he was never mentioned again).

Alicia Baker: 136 episodes and seven season breaks since she died that she was mentioned (point of fact, she was never mentioned again).

Jason Teague: 126 episodes and six season breaks since he died the he was mentioned (point of fact, he (or she) was never mentioned again).

Davis Bloome: 40 episodes and one season break since he died the he was mentioned (point of fact, he (or she) was never mentioned again).

304, with plenty of time to stop Conroy from hitting her with a syringe.

305, Perry makes her follow him to a bridge without her beating him senseless.

308, Lex throws her into a horse stall, resulting in a broken leg. (Hey, he trained her, so she woulda lost, but she could have at least TRIED!)

312, A sleeping guy (Adam) manages to kick her a good one in the gut.

312, A pudgy old track coach managed to chloroform her without so much as a struggle.

314, Allows Alicia to shove her into a bannister and knock her out without even so much as a block.

321, fails to stop Emily Dinsmore from knocking her out (pre-crazy clear cage).

321, instead of kung fu, uses a teapot to subdue Emily Dinsmore.

415, surrounded by stereotypical Chinese guards, she doesn't even put up a fight.

419, Lets Jason grab her and shake her, and just looks like a scared puppy.

422, Genevieve Teague, an old lady, makes short work of Lana.

502, held hostage for hours without attempting to hiya her way out.

505, vampires attack her, no resistance.

507, Clark attacks her with homicidal attempt, she just gives the fish-eyes.

512, Lex grabs her roughly, she responds with...not a kick, but water to the face and running away!

515, does nothing to stop a guy from punching (with a big lead) her into unconsciousness.

517, fails to save Lex from Lance, a scientist geek.

517, fails to save Clark from Lance, a scientist geek (just stands there)

517, fails to save herself from Lance when he attacks her. Clark saves her.

520, watches for 8 long seconds as Lex is choked to death. Attempts no defense.

601, Attacks Zod, is utterly pwned.

602, is taken off guard and has her weapon stolen by Block.

608, doesn't stop phasing guy from getting a knife to her throat.

613 Clark kidnaps her, and she offers no resistance at all.

614, though consumate in defending herself despite pregnancy, Lana gets choked and thrown a story, and also thrown down a flight of stairs, by a guy without any acknowledged fight training.

615, fails to disarm a guy pointing a gun at her during a struggle.

620, in a struggle with a goon (off-screen) her girl power kung-fu fails to stop her from being shot with her own gun.

622, Lex smacks the hell out of her, but she doesn't dodge or attempt to use any form of self-defense.

705, hits a guy with a purse and runs before being held down while the guy monologues and getting tasered out with no major resistance.

708, Zor-El blindsides her with nary a ninja roll to save herself.

715, Stands by idly as Brainiac appears and zombifies her.

101, First time we see Clark's telescope, meaning "to see far away" in Greek, that he uses for astronomy, translated as "law of the stars" in Greek, and meaning the scientific study of any number of areas of matter in outer space.

102, Cassandra is referenced with the Trojan horse (before the Cassandra of Hourglass)

106, The name of the character is Cassandra, and she can see the future. No one believes her except Clark.

106 Young Harry to Zoe: "It's Euripedes. The sins of the father are visited on the children."

109, Lex and Clark talk about Alexander the Great.

113, Cadmus labs.

113, Darius, as in Darius the Great.

115, Pandora's Box, in reference to the Nicodemus flower.

116, Lionel references Philip II of Macedon and Alexander the Great.

122, Lionel and Lex talk about Alexander the Great.

203, Lex & Lionel talk of Oedipal mano a mano.

205, Lionel references Zeus and Prometheus and aligns it with Lex's relationship to the Kents

207, Chloe: "So Hera freaks out because Zeus has been two-timing her, with a mere mortal no less. So she sends a bunch of snakes to kill Hercules, who is the illegitimate babe in the cradle." "It's just family dysfunction of Dionysian proportion."

209, Helen, as in Helen of Troy

302, The Phoenix, a bird linked to Ra (an inspiration for Rao). Clark uses heat vision to destroy the blood sample, ending something that renews life in fire.

306, Jor-El (A God-like figure) comes to Earth and sleeps with a beautiful mortal. (Per Zeus)

314, Alicia: According to the Greeks, Orion the Hunter is greater in strength and stature than any other mortal. Clark: I thought I was the only one who knew astronomy.

318, Levitas: A Roman word (Rome and Greek myths are similar in nature)

322, Lex talks of Oedipal battles

401, Lex references the library of Alexandria

401, Jason, as in Jason and the Argonauts. To take this a step farther, in one of the battles for the Golden Fleece, Jason was aided by Medea, a sorceress/magician. Lana/Isobel anyone?

405, Nike shoes are seen in Bart's hotel room.

407, Mxyzptlk is known as a trickster figure, tricksters date back to ancient Greek Mythology and are characterized as one who breaks the rules of the gods or nature.

409, Oedipus again.

412, Lois mentions that it is Greek Week at Met U.

414, One of the dogs is named Hercules.

417, Onyx. Onyx quartz is mostly found in black and white form.The onyx quartz crystal is a form of chalcedony, form of quartz the crystals of which are so minute that its crystalline structure cannot be seen except with the aid of a microscope(Yahoo! Reference). The term chalcedony is derived from the Greek city of Chalcedon.

503, Lionel as Jor-El calls himself an oracle of knowledge. Oracles are trained to have powerful inner vision that can be used to philosophize, teach, or help interpret revelations.

510, Lex quotes Thucydides.

510, Lex references Apollo and Icarus when Clark asks about him running for office.

517, Chloe refers to the river Styx.

603, Lex and Lana dress up as Antony and Cleopatra.

605, Greek soldier statue impales a goon.

613, Chloe references a Muse

616, Lionel references Achilles' heel

617, Villainous characters given the names Titan and Athena

714, Veritas is mentioned as a secret club for the Luthors, Queens, Teagues, and Swanns.

812, Project Prometheus is revealed to be Lex Luthor's purple battlesuit. Prometheus, of course, being the man who is killed and brought back to life to save man by giving him technology.

822, Chloe and Davis wax about Demeter and Persephone.

922, Icarus, a popular Greek character, is mentioned in reference to Zod and Clark.

1011, Project Icarus is the name of Slade's superhero registration program.

112, 309, Eric Summers (Took Clark's powers with Electricity)

201/202, Pa Kent (Whupped some sense into his boy, Krypto-style)

218, Cyrus imitates heat vision.

320, Jeremiah Bladewalker (Took Naman's knife and became Kryptonian)

322, Kara. Made Kryptonian by Jor-El.

406, Lionel transfers into Clark and steals his powers.

418, Dawn takes over Clark's body briefly.

420, Evan gets found in a cornfield after a large explosion, and is adopted by good loving parents from Kansas.

505, Lana Lang shoots heat vision.

522, Lex Luthor turns into General Zod

601, Lex Luthor as Zod (continuing).

612, The mind parasite tries to take Clark's body.

622, Bizarro steals Clark's DNA to become kryptonian.

701, Bizarro again

707, Lana Lang steals Clark's powers

710, Bizarro again.

813, Lana gains powers akin to Clark's through Lex's secret program.

814, Lana with powers, continuing.

821, Parasite takes Clark's powers for a bit.

1003, starting from this episode, Darkseid has the stated goal of possessing Clark to use his Kryptonian body.

1005, Isis tries to bring back Osiris in Clark's body.

1013, Lex's clone is revealed to be invincible, like Clark.

1016, Conner is a clone of Clark and Lex, and displays Kryptonian genetics.

1020, Lois gets Clark's powers.

112, To Eric Summers

216, To krypto-fever

305, Solar flares

309, To Eric Summers

406, to Lionel

408, witches take them for about five minutes.

501-503, for making Jor-El angry.

601, in the Phantom Zone.

602, through sickness.

612, through a mind parasite's hallucination.

708, through Blue Kryptonite (Yeah, I know)

718, visits Krypton and loses his powers while on Krypton.

801, Jor-El strips him of his powers.

808, thrown into the Phantom Zone.

821, Parasite steals them.

901, Blue Kryptonite (Yeah, I know)

909, Red Sun generator.

1006, To a town in the middle of nowhere thanks to Blue Kryptonite.

1012, To a computer program.

1019, Voluntarily goes into the Phantom Zone.

1020, for Lois to gain his powers.

ONYX - Shot in the leg by Lex Luthor.

SPIRIT - Thwacked by an axe handle by Chloe and knocked down a flight of stairs.

COMMENCEMENT - House caves in on him.

ARRIVAL - Thrown with Kryptonian strength down a hallway into a cart of hospital supplies, slamming against the wall.

MORTAL - Shot in the chest with a huge bolt of electricity.

SPLINTER - Took a pretty good choking from Clark and decided to run for senate!

FANATIC - Beaten unconscious and hung upside down, presumably for hours.

RECKONING - Uh...ah....erm....never mind.

Season 4:Season 5:Season 6:Season 7:Season 8:Season 9:Season 10:53People who were beloved of the mains, died, and were suddenly never mourned again (meaning, yeah, passing reference is okay, but I mean, they never stop and say, "Oh, gosh, he's DEAD! I can't live with myself, etc.): (It's like a hole in the heart of the whole town!)In Smallville, no car is safe from explosion. Thanks to Stephen Gentry, we have citation!

SEASON ONE:

"Pilot" Clarks spaceship crashes. The Kent truck flips. Lex ruins his porche on the bridge. Jeremy slams Clark into a wall using his truck.

"Metamorphosis" Whitney is overturned in his truck by Greg Arkin.

"Cool" Lana & Whitney slide off the road dodging Sean Kelvin.

"Rogue" Clark craters front end of bus saving the driver, a homeless man and his dog.

"Hug" Clark with Kyle Tippet, narrowly escape Lex's burning car. Lana thrown from horse, suffers a concussion. (A horse is a vehicle of transportation!)

"Leech" Clark is thrown onto a car top by Eric Summers. That's gonna leave a dent.

"Kinetic" Whitney has an 18 wheeler pass through him while under the affects of Kryptonite tattoo. (No way of telling if there's damage, so assume the worst). Clark saves Whitney from a dropped car.

"Nicodemus" Jonathan being "Rubbed" (NASCAR style) by James Beales.

"Stray" Martha hits Ryan w/ her car.

"Tempest" Clark blown up in Truck with a bomb planted by Roger Nixon. Lana first wrecks Whitney's truck when struck by Tornado debris, then she's lifted into a funnel cloud while inside the truck, which pulls it apart.



"Red" Jonathan slammed into truck door by Clark.

"Nocturne" Pete breaks arm when thrown into car windshield by Byron Moore. Martha and Lionel pulled to ground in helicopter take off by Byron Moore.

"Skinwalkers" Clark, while riding a dirt bike, hits a fallen tree and falls over 100 feet into the Kawatche Caves.

"Suspect" Clark and Pete are run off the road by an 18 wheeler, then narrowly escape the 