Rip off strip-off: Prosecutors were concerned that the strippers who ripped off their cardiologist-client endangered his health and safety. Anybody worried about how the doctor endangered his patients by hanging with strippers in and outside a strip joint? … It just ain't normal: Perfectly perfect Miss Indiana USA Tweeted that she's proud of her "normal" body. If that's the new normal, we're all screwed … Dolphin don'ts: A woman reports that she had sex with a dolphin and then it killed itself. You'd think it would have been the other way around … No-class NYCLASS: Of course anti-carriage horse/real estate developer Steve Nislick isn't interested in scooping up the land where the stables are located. He's just an animal lover. Only thing? Why didn't he speak out when an NYPD dog was seriously injured in Brooklyn and an NYPD horse ran loose in the Bronx? Just asking. ... Matt finish: To paraphrase Mark Twain, the rumors of Matt Lauer's untimely demise were greatly exaggerated. Matt's got "Today" — and at least 730 more tomorrows — at NBC before the rumors start all over again.