Original Air date: June 26th, 2019

Caption: RJ Owens in studio to plug new season of Fool Us Behind the Scenes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:51 (111 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Jacob's mom is in the studio.

RJ Starts off by talking about the first episode of Fool Us. Matt argues with RJ about the method used for Penn & Teller's trick for David Copperfield. RJ accepts it when Jacob states that there was no deck switch.

Paul has started a new gig at the Absinthe tent and he states he is suited and booted.

The hosts have a conversation about support dogs for people with wheelchairs. This includes someone that took a dog in with them to triage in an Emergency Room. The dog's name is proposed as stitches or Doggy Bowser MD (source of episode title).

The hosts and guest have a conversation about the show's new act with sway poles.

RJ tells a story about doing an exhibition competitive eating contest he had against the "Mantis."

Matt talks about his plans to do shows with Piff in Newfoundland over the 4th of July holiday..

Grilled Cheese is discussed at length starting with the grilled cheese recipe from the movie Chef.

Chapeau is re-described with the details that the escalators are curved like at the Wynn and they are not run by electricity but rather by small people. A French Dip sandwich is a VIP feature. Another feature is that there will be a prosthetic ass behind each seat so that it can be pinched or slapped for appreciation.

RJ tries to tell some horribly offensive jokes but stops at the embarrassment from Jacob's mom.

Scoopmail Edit

I want a new Scoop Name tells a story about his IBS and being taken to a Chiropractor to treat it.

RJ reads an article about a non-Vegas Nevada casino that let a stranger into their room.

Old Man Scoop tells a story about their wife constantly finishing their punchlines.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The Explosion theme is played. King Scoop sends in a Scoopardy of Animal Facts, Kentucky Maths, and Sportsball

Characters and Bits Edit

Hanger Steak - what they call an abortion in Texas

Hospice program where you are allowed to drink your own pee two times before you pass.

Pathos, Quado, and Darjeeling are the Three Musketeers. Miramax joins them later.

The Three Musketeers go to Nougat Island.

Matt gives a Patreon Update that at the time of recording, they were in the Super Satan range and would plan to record a bonus episode. They remind us of the coming comedy album and the additional rewards from the Patreon levels.