The text conversation starts off from a plentyoffish message exchange. There are lots of little intricacies going on here that I handle. I'm going to invite Haze on here to take a look maybe he'll do a breakdown and I'm sure Buddhagames could as well. There are two main parts where I bring out the gasoline and pour it on, one being how I get her to commit to the "date" and the second being how I detour (damage control) on the sex topic while also baiting her to take the reins.It starts mid convo:Girl - psstMe - 2 mins later: Psst what. No rock paper scissors here girlMe - Not havin it!Girl - 1 min later: Well, if it's a thumb war you want, I'm using my nails.Me - 2 mins later: Ahh damn that is some mean shit. Pretty much defenseless hereMe - 2 mins later: So whatd you do for presidents day. I just stayed home n puttered around in my new apt. I made a dresser. Gonna make a shelf unit now while I drink lolMe - Come help me!!Girl - 1 min later: That sounds so safe! :D I didn't do much for presidents day. Scooped up some cat shit, made some chicken shit, went to work and shit.Girl - You really want a woman to help BUILD a shelf unit? Can I just build you a sandwhich instead?Girl - 1 min later: My apologies! I'm a dick! ;) I'll help you right away, sir.Me - Uhm. Fuck ya that sounds perfect. But I dont have bread. I got everything else tho. Wait you made some chicken shit? Dunno if I can trust your cooking. Ok fine Im hungryGirl - Nomnom.Girl - If I had a teleportation device I would zap my way into your kitchen. And I'll bring bread.Me - Im hungry right now when you getting here woman. Hey you have that cannibal movie on dvd?Girl - I wish! I can most certainly make that happen though.Me - Oh what. You dont have a teleportation device what the fuck is wrong with youGirl - 2 mins later: Where is your teleportation device?? Let me borrow it.Me - K maybe not tonight (tho that would be cool as fuck) but later.. pfffGirl - slackerMe - 4 mins later: Hey bs not true come over right now Im building this you can watch and drink beer with me. Fuck teleportation dont you know how to driveGirl - I'm a WOMAN! Of course I dont!Me - 3 mins later: Right I knew that honestly.Girl - I'm also part asian so that doesn't helpMe - Well wtf. Where are you maybe I will drive my spaceshipGirl - I'd prefer to be picked up by hover craft. Sorry.Me - 1 min later: Excuse me thats like preferring a taxi to a limo. I mean I know girls prefer the simple things in life but dont be ri-dick-ulousGirl - Its better for the environment???Me - 13 mins later: No. They both use vaginas as fuelGirl - 4 mins later: Damn. Yeah, that's terrible.Me - 2 mins later: Ya what a waste. Well anyways borg youre obviously not coming Im going to pop in a movie and pass out unceremoniouslyGirl - 4 mins later: Yeah I'm falling asleep! My bad sir.Girl - Try not to dream of meMe - 1 day 10 hrs later: Hello senorita mellyfresh. Cant remember if I dreamed of you. Did dream about aliens thoGirl - 2 hrs 35 mins later: Alien dreams are terrifying! Sorry my phones been dead!Me - 4 mins later: All good pumpkin. Hows your day been going I got my case dismissed at court. Im too gangsterGirl - 11 mins later: What a G! My days good. Just showered, about to have some coffee, baby's gone for the night. Makes me sad! What's your case all about?Me - 4 mins later: Bein gangster. K lets hang out then if yer not busy that sounds coolMe - 1 min later: Bring change we will play poker lolGirl - 4 mins later: I don't really play poker and all that jazzMe - 1 min later: Lmao perfectMe - Well if you dont want to hang out Ill go out with buddies. You didnt come up with an alternativeGirl - 2 mins later: Poker is the only option? ;)Me - 2 mins later: Lol NO. Sounded hilarious tho. You get ice cream Ill get beerMe - 2 mins later: We can go see a movie too but not sure anything good out I havent seenGirl - 13 mins later: We can switch. Id ather have a beer than ice creamMe - 2 mins later: Lol. Ice cream is 4 bucks beb. Get the ice cream Ill get the 12er. Make it something delicious. Does 8 workGirl - You're a turd. 8 sounds greatMe - 3 mins later: Im saving you money my lil wench. Whats yer address wait am I getting you or you driving. Either wayGirl - 4 mins later: You can come get me. And be my taxi for the eveningGirl - 1 min later: #### W $#$#%#$# blvd. Just call when you get here. You'd make a left once you got in the gate and I'll come out to make shit less confusingMe - 1 min later: Lmao. Where on w #$#%#%@@#Girl - 2 mins later: Between S Fort #$*#$ and #$*#$*Girl - Im across the street from baco #$*#. Im neighbors with chili's (yayy)Girl - Baco...hahahaha bocaMe - 13 mins later: Lol baco what the hell is that. you like bacon too much obviouslyGirl - Its like a bacon tacoGirl - 56 mins later: Heyy, hate to bring this up last minute but I only got a babysitter til midnight so if you wanna do a different night its coolMe - 1 min later: Naw we can make that happen. This way if yer crazy I have an excuse to boot you ; bGirl - Hahaha good deal! Let me know when you're on your way then :)Me - 26 mins later: Leaving here in 15 itll take me 25 to get thereGirl - Okiedokie :)Me - 39 mins later: Yea got a lil sidetracked there. 20 minGirl - ADD kickin in? Hurry up slow poke!! ;)Me - 1 min later: Pssh ya Ill give you a slow pokeGirl - Is that a sexual reference?Me - No whats thatGirl - 1 min later: When a boy and a girl likes each other very muchMe - Im a virgin I hope you dont think youre gonna come over and try to take advantage of me or somethingGirl - They do this thing called "fucking"Girl - I'm going to rape you.Girl - Too much?Me - Oh shit thats what that is? No Im a giraffe I dont do thatGirl - How long are you?Me - dammit. I promised my mom Id be goodGirl - liesMe - 1 min later: I dont know, you can find out in a secGirl - You're on your way, correct?Me - Im like 5 awayGirl - About damn time!Me - 1 min later: I know right. wtfGirl - 1 min later: Call me when you pull in so I can run out! Left, go all the way down and turn right and I'll be outside standin there like a hooker.Me - K where am I going. Boca plaza?Girl - 1 min later: Across the street from there! I'm at the apartment complex called #*&$## next to #$#$Me - Fuck i dont have any $1s. You take credit card?Girl - Yeah, just swipe it in my butt crack.Me - What street off #$(#$#$# am I turning onGirl - I dunno where you are coming from? Where are you right now?Girl - Wait, no. Its right on # [email protected] ##%##Me - Essex n #$(&*#$(&*#Girl - By #()$*#)($# and S Fort #)$(*#$.Me - esSex n #)$(*#)($*()Girl - Damnit I wish I was more familiar with the areaGirl - You know how to get to #($### [email protected] and # fort #$#$#? You know where the #$#$ is right there?Girl - I can just run over there if its easier for youMe - Shit. me too- wish you were more familiar with your own area. Wtf do they keep you in a cage or somethingGirl - Hahaha I just moved here from michigan, sonMe - All good babe keep your vagina dry Ill figure it outGirl - 1 min later: Where are you now?Girl - Im dry as desertMe - 1 min later: #$(*$(*#$ n #$(*$#. Are you ok east or west side of fort #$#$# or does that not make sense lolGirl - 1 min later: Yeah I don't get it. Keep going down #$(*$##, pull into #$(* and I'll meet you there, just to make it easier.Girl - You're not farMe - Geezez christ thats not right that needs fixin'Girl - Twat?Girl - #$(*&'s resturaunt, on your left on #$(*$##$#@. Go to it.Girl - 4 mins later: Okiedokie?Me - 1 min later: Well now Im the one standing out here like a hooker. Im $49 every half hr just so you knowGirl - You're at chilis? hahahaMe - Bring cashGirl - Ill be there in like 10 secondsGirl - With cashMe - 3 hrs 30 mins later: So did they know lolGirl - 39 mins later: Probably. Hahaha I kept trying to say "gigantic" and for some reason kept saying "vagina" instead.Me - 15 mins later: Wow that is amazing. I must have hijacked yer brain too babe. I wish Id been there for thatGirl - 8 hrs 36 mins later: Yeah it was pretty silly! Took me an entire minute to spit the right word out. Mann, you made my back sore this morning!! ;)Me - 3 hrs 22 mins later: Your back or your booty. I just woke up. Gangsters sleep inGirl - 22 mins later: My back! My lower back is all fucked up. hahaGirl - Yeah see, I'm not very gangsterMe - 6 mins later: You were gangster last night. Like I was your horseMe - Why is your back fucked up what happenedGirl - 1 min later: Hahaha cowgirl gangster. The floor man...the floor fucked me up. You need to give me a back massageMe - 2 mins later: I will massage yer lil body for sureGirl - 3 mins later: ks! :DMe - 11 mins later: You know this will turn into something else. But I will keep you off the floor. I liked the floor tho.. i could really punish your lil pussy on the floor lil babyGirl - 14 mins later: I liked the floor too! Felt so gooood! Just doesn't feel good today ;)Me - 4 hrs 58 mins later: So wanted to ask you serious question.. why arent you over here licking my ballsGirl - 31 mins later: Hahahhaha im busy ;)Me - 42 mins later: Yep all good so am I. The thought just popped into my head thought Id askI go over a lot more in detail how I pulled this off in my article how to sext . Click on that to read it.So anyway I picked her up, as she was walking towards me I swooped her up and pulled her in against me. She was so cute and sexy and I just physically dominated her from the beginning. We start making out almost immediately, I take her back to my car and proceed to get lost on the way back. I pull into a parking lot and turn to her and start making out. I tell her we're lost we may as well make the best of it. I take out my dick and tell her to suck it, she looks at my quizzically and I give her the face. She she starts blowing me for a little bit. Then I take her back to my place and we have sex for the next 2-3 hours. Everything imaginable. Facials, anal, bending her over basically every piece of furniture in my house.