In a press release yesterday, Elon Musk released the changes he is planning for Earth in Patch 147.66, which is anticipated to release in the next couple of weeks. “There’s a lot of dirty laundry that we’re airing out in this one,” the release read, “so naturally there’s a number of bug fixes.”

Here are some the fixes and other changes you can expect for the next patch:

Napping will no longer erroneously apply fatigue

Removed several factors causing Tesla stock to be lower than intended

Removed magnets

Doomsday Clock will now accelerate linearly rather than acceratingly (this is a nerf, sadly)

Authorized Elon Musk to use console commands

There are also several new features to look forward to, including:

Email address for God (currently opt-in beta feature only)

Added new continent (replaced floating trash pile in Pacific Ocean)

Free global satellite-provided internet

Service to upload your consciousness to the cloud, killing you instantly (but does it?)

There are also some optional alternate dimensions that Earth citizens can access through the opt-in beta. All alternate dimensions are still in developent; bugs and various apocalypse scenarios should be expected:

Alternate dimension where only dogs can hold public office

Alternate dimension where no one invented time

Alternate dimension where the word “scrunched” doesn’t exist

Alternate dimension where no one realized you can print text on both sides of the page

Alternate dimension where cultural perceptions of Doritos and caviar are swapped

And more to come!

These changes come ahead of the much-anticipated Earth sequel, “Mars”, which is anticipated to release in pre-alpha in early 2019.

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