About an hour ago, the Twitterverse blew up and went full-on pothead when the hashtag #ThingsStonersWantForChristmas began trending. Hashtag indeed. Since then I’ve been puffing on my new vaporizer and watching as stoners worldwide rejoice and let out some of the things they want this Christmas. Of course I had to separate the wheat from the chaff, so here are the top 20 tweets from the trending topic.

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/iRespectWeed/status/144870418556256260″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/DevonESawa/status/144881989164609537″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/Anthony_jets/status/144870799210328064″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/iHeartKayyJetti/status/144873464501780480″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/flyassxduende/status/144874942993932288″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/TheMadea/status/144879694372810753″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/stoner_808/status/144888062369992706″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BeddaThanUrs/status/144884763763818497″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/Lay_low_43/status/144891214519476224″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/stoner_808/status/144893057714765824″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/UponADeadDream/status/144892941960351744″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BrianTran93/status/144893889306828800″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/stoner_808/status/144893838476050432″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/angeliqgoddess/status/144893708670738432″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/JJDemonic/status/144893592597569536″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/Marijuana_Facts/status/144883662373138432″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/grlldcheesetruk/status/144882550979047424″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/JJDemonic/status/144895490079723520″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/IcieLynn/status/144877988012503040″]

[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/missemmamm/status/144877965430366208″]