I have never been more proud to be Australian.

Sawan Serasinghe is an Australian Olympic badminton player who unfortunetly lost in the mens doubles match at Rio over the weekend. However, Serasinghe did not cower and hide after this brutal defeat. He did not disappear, but instead picked himself up and buoyed by the spirit of great, resilient Australian athletes of the past, he made a proud and public statement — now I’m going to eat a fuckload of Maccas, bye.

I have never been more proud to be an Australian, than when I first gazed upon Sawan Serasinghe and his magnificent rig (who knew you had to be that ripped to play badminton!?) with six burgers, six large fries, 40 nuggets and six brownies splayed out before him. “Now it’s time to eat some junk food after months of eating clean!” Serasinghe said.

Did he eat all of this in one sitting? What did he start with? Were the nuggets cold by the time he got to them (the burgers of course came first, what am I thinking)? Why did he only get one Big Mac (respect on the Quarter Pounders, respect)? Why did he fuck with the brownies when he could have copped some apple pies? I have so many questions.

Sawan Serasinghe, you are a true Australian hero.