Director: Lewis Gilbert

Stars: Sean Connery, Mie Hama, Donald Pleasance, Akiko Wakabayashi

In the fifth installment in the James Bond series, doubre-oh-seven lives out the fantasy of every Spanish national basketball team member from the Beijing Olympics: he gets to marry an Asian girl in drag—and by drag, we of course mean having his eyes taped back so he can pass as an Asian man! We've got a couple Japanese homies who'd love to leave Bond shaken and stirred.