Last time, Amelia had a daughter, Sophie.

This time, Cadeon is being a whiny little bitch

Emilio: I think I’d rather die than have another kid

Amelia: I would rather you die than me have another kid, too. I mean…

CAKE.

It’s Cadeon’s birthday! Nobody cares!

Cadeon: 😦

I had to sort of make them care

Emilio: What was I doing before?

CELEBRATE YOUR CHILD’S BIRTHDAY

I don’t have anything to say for this screenshot. It’s just amazing.

AGE TORNADO

Welcome to puberty-WHAT THE HELL

YOU WERE SQUINTY EYED

HOW

WHAT

AHH

The sims gods punish you for being so randomly attractive

Thank god this isn’t an uglacy

How dare you take perfect genetics

You’re making your sister look terrible

Huehuehue

For safety lets just put this here

OH COME ON

This house is so cursed

Goodbye pink shirt overalls lady

Cadeon: Pretty sure her name was Justine

Grim: Sup, I’m high tech now

KABOOSH

ded

Emilio: When I was your age…

oh no

Emilio: When I was your age..

plz no

Emilio: When I was your age…

WAT

Emilio is getting old

And doing strange things

SELL IT NOW

Emilio: Nobody likes me…fine, I’ll make it myself

what are you doing

what

no

stop

I don’t want you to be old 😦

Amelia: OH MY GOD. WHY ARE YOU WAKING US UP

Amelia: I mean..happy birthdaaaaay. I did not forget at all

ZIPPITY DOO

Amelia: Sheiiiit

Emilio: Hey there sweetie!

The Reaves family are so loving and supportive

Emilio: Hey sweetie, wanna have some fun?

Amelia: Not really…

LATER

Amelia: Hey, your old man balls weren’t nearly as bad as I thought they’d be!

True love, everyone