Animal Crossing: New Horizons has been out for over two weeks, and yet, a baffling typo remains in the game: a major typographical mistake in an extremely prominent in-game menu.

This typo, unforgivable though it may be, must be remedied as quickly as possible, preferably by a free downloadable update to the video game.

We would also like an apology - signed by Shigeru Miyamoto himself - addressed to all gamers everywhere, guaranteeing that a mistake of this magnitude will ever be made again. Thank you for your time.