Do not adjust your monitors. It is not actually 2008.

Yes, we are talking about a soon-to-be-released Harry Potter book, but we have not gone back in time. It is 2016 and the world is #blessed with the beautiful gift of the land of Hogwarts once again. As of this Sunday, we will once again be filled with magic and wonder, Dark arts and Herbology, the Weasleys and the Malfoys.

It would also be wise to point out that upcoming Harry Potter and the Cursed Child has already broken sales records. It's not even a real book (in the truest sense, of course, because it's a screenplay) and already it is smashing its competition to bits. According to Barnes & Noble, advance sales have already beaten out the previous winner, which was, naturally, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. This isn't the first time that the HP brand has performed so swimmingly, so with this week's big milestone it's time to honor the successes of the past.