“Listen my queer fellow”

“Hey little girl wanna know a see-kerr-ett?”

“Grant Motherfucking Wood”

“I Know you bend many ways for me, I like dat”

“Drive over in your sex van”

“Got drunk as hell n crunk”

READ EVERY ONE OF THESE THEYRE ALL MADE OF RARE HIMALAYAN MOUNTAIN DIAMOND GOLD HARVESTED BY MONKS