Making B.C. PC

America faces a crisis. The Congressional Record's decade long failure to note the 6,000th anniversary of the Earth's creation ( 4004 BC-AD 1997 ) shows that despite years of law and Sunday school, many in office remain unable to politicize Earth science even at an elementary level. To remedy this,

The Seitz System Of Condensed Concordia



...Integrates noted Revelation scholar & alchemist

.Sir Isaac Newton's Calculus, Archbishop Ussher's

..peer-reviewed addition of Begats & the Geognostic

.Magisterium of late Commonwealth Latin Secretary

.John Milton Esquire & Doctor John Winthrop

........of Harvard College into America's first



..........BIBLICALLY CORRECT GEOCHRONOLOGY

This revolution in The National Intelligent Design curriculum is guaranteed to spare God-fearing geology students and Presidential candidates eons of ennui by providing

A Million Times Less Deep Time to memorize than Isotope based methods !

..........................,,,...A Brief History Of Deep Time

........ Copyright 2007 Russell Seitz all Rights reserved

......... 23 October 4004 B.C.

Hadean Era ends with Lucifer's fall to Earth



* 4003 B.C.: Earth still largely molten , Adam and Eve cover their shame with asbestos waders

* 3714 B.C.: The first biotechnologist, Cain, patents cyanobacteria.

* 3554 B.C. Komatiitic lava floods Earth's earliest crust ; Noah's Ark incinerated.

* 3264 B.C.: Methuselah begins to notice passage of geological time.

* 3124 B.C.: Archaean copper deposits form , kick-starting Bronze Age.

* 3004 B.C.: Y1K crisis averted : Gilgamesh unable to count as high as 1000.

* 2844 B.C.: Tired of reading graphic granite, Imhotep devises hieroglyphs.

* 2584 B.C.: Earliest sedimentation; discovery of slate leads to stone tablets.

* 2444 B.C.: Tubal Cain inaugurates banded Iron Age. Sphinx starts to fossilize.

* 2384 B.C.: Breathable atmosphere develops; first sermon preached.