My real name is Conald Petersen, my freinds call me the Herkster, like my good buddy Jeff Sadd, that used to be chief of police in Harvard Ne, until he ran into my wire on record, then I had to smoke him for three counts of attempted arson, since the I've exposed so much crap that I just use Jeff Sadds name now to expose records, in honor of the poor guy, americans you can ask Jeff Sadd, when you screw with the Herkster it never ends, do you remember our little talk Jeff,? it really never does end! retired C.I. double agent, 22 years exp. are you ready to go on record kids? Sellers if Leal don't talk to me tonight they'll be a noose hanging on the beach for Christmas, try me out, its going up anyways, because CNNs been hiding news! the noose stands for C____, N_____, and More N______ like chief Mike Sellers! Merry Christmas kids! it don't stand for black people it stands for pure B______ right officer Leal! can you feel me yet? these records are kinda hot?

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