"One quick question, what size trouser do you wear? IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE"

It all started like this. It was a night before Christmas. My Secret Santa asked me that, what should i think? Oh well, better tell him, this sounds intriguing.

Tracking the package, oh man, it's in New York! How cool is this? Been a few days, and it's still in NY, i wonder if it got blocked by the customs or something.

"It's christmas, it might take some time" My Santa gave me sage words, i'll wait patiently.

It's january, let's see if the package has moved... Aaaaand it had! It's now in Italy actually, so excited. "Mister? We got a package for you waiting at our deposit, want to come and get it anytime soon?" "Yeah, how about RIGHT NOW?"

Well my dear Santa, you totally nailed it, i know what i'll wear this season's carnival. MANLY TEARS HAVE BEEN SHED.