I kinda want to say something about the site, but I don't want to clutter up the page with my dumb thoughts that the vast number of visitors wouldn't care about. But you're looking at the source because you care about something, which probably is not my dumb thoughts, but here they are anyway. When Abe was alive, people would ask, what are you going to do when he dies? Well, the secret's out: I updated the status. Only 25 minutes after he died, as far as I can tell, but didn't prevent people on twitter from bitching about it. Years ago I did plan to write some sort of automated updater, like maybe something that would poll IMDB every 15 minutes, get their status, and autoupdate maybe? But there'd still be the hassle of updating that automated script every so often to account for changes in whatever I was polling, and I couldn't get the motivation. And as it turned out I did manage to update within a half hour, so that 5 minutes of consternation every few months or so were all for naught. And in some naive way, Abe was one of those guys who you figured would never really die. Partly because of the death hoax he had in 199something, and that was decades ago, so it had the feel of the universe having its joke and probably having the good sense not to bother with it again. And partly because he played this old slow guy on Barney Miller, and some eons later he's on Conan being some old slow guy, and you'd get the feeling he'd be alone in the post-nuclear 23rd century wasteland looking for roaches to poop on. I'm writing this about four hours after he died, and I've already been asked this a number of times: what are you going to do with the site now? Well, you're probably looking at it. It's still the same joke, just the other side of it. The site will continue to give the Abe Vigoda status, and you can still reload the page for the update. And I wanted to write this now because it seems like I don't really have the interest in maintaining features like this anymore, so if I write this now, this is probably how this text will remain until the site no longer exists. But that's what's getting me a bit. I hadn't really thought of that until a couple years ago when a guy with a defunct podcast asked me how long I would maintain the site after Abe died. And I said, "Uh...well, until I die, I guess." Which suddenly put a shot of personal mortality into a thing that had been a vague, safer concept of mortality. Someday Abe would die, but celebreties are barely real, so a celebrity's death is just the kind of thing you can make a one-page joke site out of. But I like the joke, the simplicity of it, the unpretentious but slightly odd honesty of it. The fact that it's essentially been the same joke for 15 (!) years adds to it, for me. Now, as it's the other side of the same joke, the longer I maintain it, the more it ages. It has depth and character and probably an oaky finish if I knew what that was. And 10 years from now, 20 years from now, it'll have that same quality. I mean it's not a deep belly laugh kind of joke, but could you imagine how it would feel to look at this site giving the Abe Vigoda status after it's been online for 35 years? So I want it to go on forever, but of course it won't. What am I, a rich guy? It's not like I'm going to hire a lawyer to maintain a trust for hosting provisions to be maintained after I die. So probably the status of Abe Vigoda being dead will continue until I myself am dead, and the reality of that is unexpectedly making me think about the finality of death more than usual. I kinda feel like it'd be a funny meta joke if some kid being born now were to grow up and eventually register abevigodacomstatus.com which would go on for decades after I die, but I'm just now thinking that's possibly actually a metaphor with implications that I'm not currently interested in exploring. But for as long as this goes on, it'll amuse me. And actually I'm putting this in a hidden div rather than comments, to increase the chance that it's picked up by web archivers. And that's even a bit of a fool's errand anyway, because if very few people are going to read this, how many are going to read the source of this page in an archive after the site is gone? But somehow just putting the words here and knowing it'll be saved Somewhere Else actually feels a little better. It's not that people will read it, but just knowing there's a possibility that it will continue to exist. Well, thanks Abe. I know I'm writing all about me here, but thanks for being who you were, and thanks for having a sense of humor about yourself which inspired this. I have no idea if you were any good with technology or if you ever saw this site, but I am sure people around you knew about it and told you about it. Either you didn't understand it, or didn't care...and while I'm inventing a conversation with you, I'm also going to invent the scene where someone showed it to you, you were puzzled, but laughed, shook your head, and appreciated that it was just a harmless fun bit of crazy. --Greg 26 Jan 2016