Week Long Hiatus?

Got to do something productive in the mean time,

Like figuring out all possible 2nd-prototypes for Rosesprite

+ GCAT

Highly likely, as it’s following the pattern for Jadesprite with prototyping the first guardian, also following the animal pattern (davesprite & aradia), but sometimes the pattern in homestuck is that there is no pattern, so it’s hard to call.

+ Roxy

Roxy’s dead body is just lying around from when Jane stabbed her, Rosesprite feels like she should do something since she’s her player and

*WOMP*

SEXYSPRITE was born.

+ Alpha Mom

Rosesprite just wants to make Roxy happy, right? And she feels like she’s not quite the mom Roxy has been wanting her entire life, so she hunts down those ashes and bibbity boppity fuck it, because Momsprite (ver. 1)





+ Beta Mom

Rosesprite, still probably hung up about her dead mom, makes a rash decision, and resurrects her dead mother, leading to Momsprite (ver. 2)

On the bright side, it doesn’t cost her an arm and a leg.

+ Kanaya

Rosemarysprite was made by regretful loving embrace of Rosesprite with her girlfriend. But it’s not to bad, she finally got that promotion.

TONS MORE UNDER THE CUT



+ Tavros

PROTOTYPE COMBO X2

I’m no sure if this is even possible, but they both need a second prototype, and quick physical contact between the two might lead to this adorable sprite.

+ Terezi

Terezi falls in battle, Dave panics and does the first thing that comes to mind, throws Terezi into the nearest sprite, being Rose.

Her favorite pass time involves summoning demons to harass her friends and annoying Roxy’s boyfriend.

+ Karkat

How many times does Karkat die?

A lot.

I lost count.

But Karkat ends up on his second death, the other sprites have been all fully prototyped, leaving the only option to bring him back as prototyping him with Rosesprite.

Dave is distraught.

+ Rose

A completely pointless and arbitrary move that helps no one. Seems to follow Rose’s character arc. Probably wouldn’t happen the same reason Rosesprite wouldn’t prototype with any of the beta or alpha kids: they’re all present for their battle with Caliborn.

+ Echidna

Echidna isn’t being cooperative with Kanaya, so the sexy vampire messages Rose for help, but Rosesprite responds back instead. Kanaya tells Rosesprite she should prototype with the mother of all mosters so they would be able to do the task, Rosesprite says that’s stupid. But Kanaya, living in the meteor with Vriska for three years, says something that throws her off. She tells Rosesprite she would do it if she loved her. Now alpha-timeline Rose probably wouldn’t be thrown off by this, but other-timeline Rose who watched Kanaya die before she could even say she loved her would be totally thrown off by this, and ends up prototyping.

She really likes frogs now.

+ Eridan

Lots of dead bodies in that fridge, perhaps Gamzee suddenly hops out and bodies fly everywhere and one makes contact with Rosesprite.

Kanaya isn’t sure if she’s angry or aroused.

+ Sollux

The sexiest sprite you’ll ever see.

Likes to hack stuff with Roxy.

+ Nepeta

Roxy mentions still being upset about the lost of Fefeta, and Rosesprite who’s currently programmed to make Roxy happy, does the best she can do in recreating the beloved friend of Roxy’s.

Also probably bitch slaps Arquiusprite.

+ Feferi

Sprite kernals have all been used up, and the Lalondes are still having some trouble beating Condy. So Arquiusprite mentions to Rosesprite that they should bring back the the heiress, not only because her blood is so STRONG (well that’s the main reason for his argument), but because she might know some things about how to defeat the unstoppable sea dweller.

+ Beta Bro

Rose(sprite) remembers Dave talking about how he wished he hadn’t used up his sprite so he could’ve brought back his Bro, so perhaps out of that she goes and tries to bring him back. Possibly foreshadowed by Roxy laying down Bro’s sword on Rose’s makeshift grave.

+ Alpha Bro

I was sitting there thinking, you know that Alpha Bro Sprite was pretty much impossible. But then I realized it existed off a fraction of the possibility of Beta Bro Sprite, because if Beta Bro Sprite could exist, then there’s an even slimmer chance Alpha Bro Sprite could exist.

+ John

Due to the fact that John is the only beta kid that is not prototyped into a sprite yet, he’s likely to get infused in one before the end of Homestuck. Now mentioned above is that the main 8 kids are needed to fight Caliborn, but with John’s weird zappy powers there’s a possibility of creating some spin off Johns, who could become eventually infused with Rosesprite.

+ Davesprite

Now this one has like -9000% of happening and only exists as a self-gratifying thing for myself. But the other day when I was in class thinking about possible candidates for the kernel sprites and thought up Rosesprite, she existed in only a self-gratifying way that I was sure would not get written into canon, but here she did, so I wouldn’t count out this candidate completely, even though I’m pretty positive sburb mechanics would not allow it.

Now you might be thinking to yourself, “Gee wilikers there are a lot of sprites here, but what if Rosesprite just ends up never getting prototyped?”

But you see, I already planned for that.

+ Nothing

Rosesprite never ends up prototyping and just exists to help Roxy and Rose progress through there character.

Honorary mentions go out to: Dad, Spades Slick, PM, Mayor, Poppop, Grandma, and Condy.

Other possible candidates for Rosesprite’s 2nd prototype, but chances of it being them were so incredibly low that I didn’t bother to make sprites out of them.