Robert Kelly net worth: Robert Kelly is an Irish-American stand-up comedian and actor who has a net worth of $300 thousand. Robert Kelly was born in Boston, Massachusetts in October 1970. He often performs at the Comedy Cellar and on The Opie and Anthony Show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio. Kelly has also appeared on the television series Last Call with Carson Daly, Premium Blend, and Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. He has a weekly podcast called You Know What Dude!. He was voted the Breakthrough Performer of the Year on CringeHumor.net in 2003. In 2012 he starred as George Moore on the television series NYC 22. Kelly has starred in the movies Last Night at Eddie's, Dating Games, Good Luck Chuck, Ghost Town, What Doesn't Kill You, and Children of Invention. He has also appeared in episodes of the TV series Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Hack, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Law & Order, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Inside Amy Schumer, Sirens, and Louie. Kelly has also released three comedy albums.