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-=YoU NeVeR KNoW WHeN YoU MiGhT NeED eXTRa ORGaNS!=-



This is the worst sales pitch ever.



-=Think about all the things you could do with extra arms.=-



I'd rather not.



-=Think about all the places you can walk to with extra legs.=-



While being a centipede sounds enticing, I'd prefer to be human-shaped.



-=Think about all the things you can see with extra eyes.=-



What things?



-=Why... Each eye can show you a different view of the universe, infra-red, the future, the past, the future-past, the cost of all the things, the age of all the things, etc.=-



While this offer is quite interesting, my goggles are designed for two eyes only.



-=We can fix that. We can fix everything everywhere. Just kill the Captain.=-



No.



-=Pretty please?=-



...Did anyone tell you, that you're the worst salesperson in the Universe?



-=We are composed of many sales-entities. It is you who is the most picky customer in the Universe... But you will accept our deal sooner or later, Charles.=-

24th January 2013