After much thought, the Giants fan finally asked the all-powerful baseball genie for his wish: That Tim Lincecum could still, in the year 2019, throw 97 mph for 200 innings a season, like Max Scherzer does.

"OK," the genie said. "What'll you give me for it?"

The fan was confused. The genie explained that some genies like to come up with clever ways to unexpectedly curse any fulfilled wish, but this genie felt all that was unnecessarily cruel. This genie stated the stakes right up front: Any wish could be granted, but it would require the sacrifice of something of roughly equal emotional or tangible value. The more that is asked for, the greater the cost.

Tim Lincecum and Max Scherzer are the same age. I'm not saying that I would trade the 2014 World Series for Lincecum still being able to throw 97 mph for 200 innings, but ... well, I've at least thought about it for the last half-hour. — Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) October 2, 2019

The genie said, "So, would you trade the 2014 World Series -- the team's third in five years, an overflow of confetti that one might argue had proved little the first two titles hadn't already -- for Tim Lincecum being able to throw 97 mph for 200 innings five years later?"

Would you, as a Giants fan, trade the 2014 World Series for Tim Lincecum still being able to throw 97 mph for 200 innings? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Angels fan's dilemma: A better Brandon Wood but a not-quite-as-good Mike Trout

After much thought, the Angels fan asked for her wish: That the Angels won the 2019 World Series. The genie sighed, and explained that there are two wishes impossible to fulfill. One is winning a World Series. Simply too big to be granted.

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So the Angels fan asked for her other wish: that Brandon Wood had a long and productive career. Wood, perhaps the failed prospect of this century -- ranked as high as third on Baseball America's prospect list, after a high-A season in which he hit 43 homers and 51 doubles in just 130 games as a shortstop -- finished his career with minus-3.8 WAR, five seasons with the Angels and every one of them below replacement level. His journey took him to four more organizations, and to independent ball, until as a 29-year-old he hit .098/.156/.159 for the Sugar Land Skeeters and finally quit. The Angels fan had watched Wood work harder than anybody, to show up amid all the failure and just keep trying until he wasn't allowed to try anymore, at which point his promising career had become the scary story player development directors tell their coaches around the campfire. The fan wishes Wood could have had a better career. Not a Hall of Fame one or anything, but a good one: 30 more WAR than he actually had. Todd Frazier's career, basically.

The genie agreed, if the fan would give up just 20 of Mike Trout's career WAR. The Angels still gain wins, in the trade. They don't miss any playoff appearances, since they've made only one with Trout (and by plenty, that year). And Trout would still be the best player in baseball! He just wouldn't be all that historic. Instead of being the greatest player ever through age 27, by WAR, he'd be 14th -- just behind Albert Pujols and Eddie Mathews, just ahead of Willie Mays (but without the military service). Instead of having passed a couple dozen iconic Hall of Famers' career WARs this year, he would be just now passing those on Cooperstown's lowest rungs. Instead of three MVP awards and an unprecedented run of top-five finishes, he'd probably have just the one win and a bunch of top-15 finishes. We'd all follow him. He just wouldn't be the most celebrated baseball player of the generation. How we all treat Mookie Betts: That's how we'd treat Mike Trout.

Would you, as an Angels fan, trade 20 of Mike Trout's career WAR for 30 more Brandon Wood career WAR? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The A's fan's dilemma: A Moneyball World Series but a 13-year playoff drought

After much thought, the A's fan asked for his wish: That the A's drafted Mike Trout, not Grant Green, in 2009.

The genie sighed, and explained that there are two wishes impossible to fulfill. One is drafting Mike Trout, because that wish had already been fulfilled for a different wisher. (You didn't really think Mike Trout slipped to the 25th pick without some supernatural influence, did you?)

So the A's fan asked for his other wish: That the Moneyball A's of 2002 had made it to the World Series. The genie can't promise a World Series victory, but can get the team to the World Series, can make sure the A's actually win a couple of playoff series. And in doing so, can completely reshape Billy Beane's legacy, not as a visionary whose creations kept failing under stress -- 10 postseason losses in 11 postseason rounds -- but instead as the star of a movie that has 20 more minutes of footage and, perhaps, an actual happy ending. For the next decade, A's fans wouldn't have had to hear about how they needed to bunt more.

All the genie asked for is undoing five playoff appearances: 2012, 2013, 2014, 2018 and 2019. It seems like a lot. But none of those teams actually went anywhere in the playoffs. All were one-round-and-out, including three losses in wild-card games. Yes, this would mean the A's would now be in a 13-year playoff drought. But the genie isn't saying the A's would have to be bad in those years. They could get eliminated on the last weekend of the season, after summers full of excitement and relevance! Is that really that much worse than losing in the wild-card game, and would it not all be worth it to have taken peak Barry Zito, peak Mark Mulder and peak Tim Hudson into a Bay Bridge Series against the Giants? Would a long playoff drought be less painful than a much longer World Series drought?

Would you, as an A's fan, trade Oakland's five postseason appearances this decade for a World Series appearance in the famous Moneyball season, 2002? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Astros fan's dilemma: Keeping J.D. Martinez but drafting Brady Aiken

After much thought, the Astros fan asked for her wish: That J.D. Martinez was never released.

Houston let him go in spring training 2014 -- when Martinez was 26 years old and crowded out of an outfield that included L.J. Hoes and Robbie Grossman -- just before he turned into a superstar, with the second-highest OPS in baseball over the six years since. There's reason to believe that breakout could have happened in Houston as it did in Detroit: He had already, in the previous winter, made the radical swing changes that remade him, and he had just hit .312/.387/.570 in winter ball. Martinez might have given the Astros another All-Star power hitter during their World Series years -- at their worst positions, DH and left field. He wouldn't be remembered as the one egregiously bad player assessment the Astros made in their smarter-than-y'all years.

The genie said: OK. But now the Astros will have signed Brady Aiken in the 2014 draft.

Aiken, the first overall pick, didn't sign after the Astros got spooked by his medical records. Maybe under the Astros' care he wouldn't have suffered the injuries that have slowed him since. Maybe he'd be thriving now. But OK, probably not. More important, anyway, is this: If the Astros had signed Aiken, they wouldn't have gotten the second overall pick in 2015, which was their replacement pick for not signing Aiken. That pick yielded Alex Bregman. What looked like a terrible and controversial mistake in 2014 led to them getting their best player.

This isn't as simple as "Martinez or Bregman." The Astros also had the No. 5 pick in that 2015 draft -- it would have been the No. 4 pick had they signed Aiken in 2014 -- and for all we know Bregman might still have fallen to them. And anyway, Bregman wasn't that crucial to the Astros' 2017 World Series -- he became a star the next year, in 2018 -- and the Astros might well have won the title with Martinez instead, and for all we know they might have won it all in 2015 with Martinez (they lost in a close division series) and they might have made the playoffs in 2016 with Martinez. And they might still have ended up with Bregman anyway (but not Kyle Tucker, their No. 5 pick in the Bregman draft).

Would you, as an Astros fan, trade the No. 2 overall pick in the 2015 draft -- the one they used to get Alex Bregman -- in return for the team keeping J.D. Martinez all along? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Blue Jays fan's dilemma: The 2015 World Series but no Vlad Jr.

The Blue Jays fan said he wants to go back to 2015 and get the Blue Jays to the World Series. The Jays were coming off a 21-year playoff drought, but in 2015 they were probably the best team in baseball, with the best run differential in the majors and the best run differential in franchise history. At the deadline they traded for David Price and, to play left field, Ben Revere, but it ultimately wasn't enough: Toronto lost in the American League Championship Series to the Royals, who then went on to crush a relatively weak NL pennant winner, the Mets. (Revere hit .208/.296/.250 in the LCS.)

The genie said that's easy: The wish will simply add Yoenis Cespedes to the roster, instead of Revere. Cespedes hit .287/.337/.604 after the trade deadline, with 17 homers in 57 games. The fan asked about the butterfly effect, but the genie assured him it is not a factor in these wishes, only the wish will change and everything else will stay the same. The Blue Jays will beat the Royals and go to the World Series.

But to get Cespedes and get to the World Series requires a trade, and the genie said those 2015 Blue Jays will get Cespedes by trading away their top prospect, Dalton Pompey -- a bust anyway, it turned out -- and a lively 16-year-old whom the Jays had just signed: Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

Would you, as a Blue Jays fan, trade away a 16-year-old Vladimir Guerrero Jr. if it meant the Blue Jays would definitely make it to the 2015 World Series? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 18, 2019

The Braves fan's dilemma: A scoreless first inning but no Acuna extension

The Braves fan said, just give me a scoreless first inning in Game 5 of this year's National League Division Series. The genie said, I am a genie, capable of changing the outcome of an entire game. But the fan, wary of owing the genie too much, said just the first inning -- the worst half-inning in postseason history -- will do. Undo the deflation of the first five runs. Undo the humiliation of the final five runs. The fan just wants the Braves to have a chance, to be in a position to pull off a win and advance. Yes, maybe Jack Flaherty would shut down Atlanta anyway, maybe Mike Foltynewicz would get hit hard in the second inning, but the fan says she took the day off work and bought snacks for that game. There was no time to eat the snacks before the whole thing tasted sickening.

The genie said, yes, but in exchange the extension the Braves gave Ronald Acuna Jr. would never have happened. The young Atlanta star would still be a young Atlanta star, but instead of committing to the organization through 2026 -- plus two club options -- Acuna would be able to hit free agency after the 2024 season. He might re-sign with the Braves, to be sure. But he might not!

Would you, as a Braves fan, give up the long extension Ronald Acuña signed if you could undo the 10-run first inning in this year's NLDS Game 5? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 18, 2019

The Brewers fan's dilemma: An untarnished Ryan Braun but no historic stretch for CC Sabathia

The Brewers fan said he wishes Ryan Braun had never been caught using performance-enhancing drugs. Does the wish imply Braun never did performance-enhancing drugs? The wisher leaves that up to the genie, and begs only to live in ignorance. Regardless, after the wish nobody will ever suspect Braun (either way), there will be no half-season suspension, there will perhaps be no abrupt career turnaround from perennial MVP candidate to old guy with thumb problems. The Hall of Fame-worthy first half of his career will never tarnish, and instead he is recognized unambivalently as the third-greatest Brewer in franchise history. In this scenario we talk about his Cooperstown case a lot, actually. The wisher is a Nietzschean.

The trade-off is that, in 2008, when the Brewers traded for CC Sabathia, the ace starter would have been ... bad. Instead of going 11-2 with a 1.65 ERA in one of the great post-trade performances ever, instead of finishing sixth in NL MVP voting, instead of starting on three days' rest down the stretch and even hitting well as a Brewer, he would have been a big letdown. The Brewers would miss the playoffs that year. Michael Brantley, one of the young players they traded away, would still go on to star in Cleveland.

Would you, as a Brewers fan, trade CC Sabathia's incredible 2008 run as a Brewer for Ryan Braun never getting popped for PEDs? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 18, 2019

The Cardinals fan's dilemma: An all-time great manager but being stuck with Albert Pujols

After considerable review of the past 20 years, the Cardinals fan said, "You know, actually, I think I'm good with it all."

But the genie persisted, and rather than hurt the genie's feelings the Cardinals fan allowed that she wishes, back in 2012, when the Cardinals were interviewing Terry Francona and Mike Matheny for the open managing job, they had just picked Francona. Matheny's seven-year run wasn't disastrous, but by Cardinals standards it wasn't successful -- no titles, concluding with the Cards missing three consecutive postseasons for the only time this century -- and the whole time his managing felt heavy, inert.

The genie said fine, but in exchange Albert Pujols would accept the Cardinals' contract offer back in the winter of 2011. This seems like way too much for a simple managerial shift -- Pujols' eight years as an Angel have been below average, and costly in multiple ways, and in Cardinals-land his departure has always seemed like a huge bullet dodged. But (A) the deal would have been for less than the Angels are paying him, (B) Pujols might have aged a little better with continuity, (C) Cardinals fans would have felt none of the bad feelings they felt toward a franchise icon that year and in the years to come, and (D) Pujols would retire a Cardinal, a truly historic franchise icon nearly on a level with Stan Musial, with the whole body of his work doing most of the legacy-lifting. Old Al Pujols would still be hanging around the Cardinals, today and for two more years, but maybe that'd be OK, right?

Would you, as a Cardinals fan, take 10 years of aging Albert Pujols in exchange for the Cardinals hiring Terry Francona as manager seven years ago? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 18, 2019

The Cubs fan's dilemma: A healthy Mark Prior but never hiring Joe Maddon

The Cubs fan said, hooboy, this would be a different story if I'd found you four years ago. But so much of what was regrettable about Cubs fandom had been put through a new filter, and the Cubs fan almost looked fondly upon it all. But there was one thing, and so his wish was that Mark Prior never got hurt.

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It's not that Prior would never get old, never get worse, never sign elsewhere, never return as a Cardinal to beat the Cubs in a 2-1 game in the middle of a pennant race. Instead of spending the second half of his 20s rehabbing from surgeries without ever appearing in a game (at any level), and instead of spending his early 30s trying to fight back into the sport as a reliever, playing independent ball and A ball and Triple-A ball eight healthy innings at a time -- instead of that, he would get the normal career he'd signed up for. Maybe a Hall of Famer, maybe a Cy Young, maybe just an All-Star, maybe even a goat, but his career would be remembered for his presence instead of his absence.

The genie agreed that this was a good ask, but a big one, requiring a sizable curse to go with it. What about, OK, Theo Epstein never joins the Cu--

The fan cut him off and said, get real, be realistic. That's obviously not comparable.

OK, OK, the genie conceded. So here's the deal instead: Joe Maddon never joined the Cubs. Never found out his contract in Tampa Bay had a clause that let him opt out and go wherever he wanted that offseason. Somebody else manages the Cubs from 2015 on. Somebody who didn't get fired after the 2019 season, but who we also can't say, with 100% certainty, would have managed the Cubs to a World Series title in 2016. Maybe would have in 2015. Maybe would have in 2017. Maybe would have in 2019. But we can't say.

Would you, as a Cubs fan, give up Joe Maddon's managing the past five years in exchange for Mark Prior staying healthy? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 18, 2019

The Diamondbacks fan's dilemma: A healthy Brandon Webb but no Big Unit in Game 7

The Diamondbacks fan did not think for long. He just wanted Brandon Webb to have stayed healthy.

Webb is a different story than Prior. While Prior haunted the game for nearly a decade as he tried to come back, Webb was practically done overnight: He started Opening Day for the Diamondbacks in 2009, and the rest of his career comprised only four more starts, all in Double-A, a couple of years later. And while Prior was hurt young, arguably before a hypothetical peak, Webb was hurt at 30, in the middle of it, immediately following three consecutive top-two Cy Young finishes. In the first six years of his career, he was second in the majors in WAR. Only eight pitchers in the live ball era produced more WAR in their first six years. He was essentially already pitching as a Hall of Famer -- he just needed the longevity to cinch it. Then, overnight, shoulder injuries. Imagine Jacob deGrom starting Opening Day in 2020 and never pitching again. That's basically what happened with Webb.

Genie said yes, a healthy Webb, sure, but for this: On Nov. 4, 2001, when Randy Johnson goes out to the bullpen and starts warming up to close out Game 7 of the World Series, he's going to have a dead arm. He's going to throw 12 warm-up pitches on the bullpen mound, then look to bullpen coach Glenn Sherlock. He's going to shake his head and say, sadly, "No shot, Sherlock." Not after 104 pitches the night before. Arm is just too tired.

And so, for the final four outs before Luis Gonzalez is in position to win it, the Diamondbacks will have to rely on their well-rested bullpen: Greg Swindell, Mike Morgan and Byung-Hyun Kim, as well as No. 3 starter Miguel Batista. Only four outs!

Would you, as a Diamondbacks fan, give up Randy Johnson's relief appearance in the 2001 World Series in exchange for Brandon Webb avoiding shoulder injuries? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 18, 2019

The Dodgers fan's dilemma: Yordan Alvarez never traded but Kershaw's best October moments erased

After much consideration, the Dodgers fan said he didn't think the Dodgers should have traded Yordan Alvarez. And it's true: They shouldn't have. Instead of trading him six weeks after they signed him -- for Josh Fields, a 30-year-old reliever with a 4.53 career ERA -- they should have taught him how to become the greatest rookie baseball hitter since Shoeless Joe Jackson, which is what the Astros smartly did. (Fields, to be fair, was good as a Dodger.)

The genie said this is going to hurt: The genie wants to take back Clayton Kershaw's great relief appearance in the 2016 NLDS. Kershaw would still come into the game in relief, with two outs to go to lock up the NLDS, but instead of getting those two outs he would allow a home run to Daniel Murphy. In real life that relief outing temporarily halted the "Kershaw bad in October" narrative, and Kershaw's best postseason start, three days later against the Cubs, seemed to bury it. But in this scenario, that relief outing would reinforce it. And that start against the Cubs would never happen. This wouldn't cost the Dodgers a World Series title or anything, and the "Kershaw in October" narrative came back with a vengeance anyway, so this maybe would be no real damage done. But the Dodgers fan nodded, knowing that it would indeed hurt to lose the memory of Kershaw getting Murphy to pop out.

Would you, as a Dodgers fan, accept Clayton Kershaw blowing the lead in his famous 2016 NLDS relief appearance in exchange for the Dodgers never trading Yordan Alvarez? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 18, 2019

The Indians fan's dilemma: A healthy Grady Sizemore but a 2019 meltdown

The Cleveland fan just wanted Grady Sizemore -- the Tim Lincecum of hitters -- to have been able to do the hitting equivalent of throwing 97 mph for 200 innings until his body was more naturally unable to do it, rather than because all of his body parts went on strike when he was 26.

The genie tried to find a World Series title to take away in exchange, but Cleveland has none, at least in the past seven decades. The trade-off, instead, is that Cleveland misses the postseason in 2019 not with 93 wins but with 73 wins.

Would you, as a Cleveland fan, trade 20 wins from the 2019 club in exchange for a few more star seasons by Grady Sizemore in the last '00s? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Mariners fan's dilemma: A single wild-card berth but a stuck roof

The Mariners fan pondered and, afraid of going too far, asked for a single wild-card berth in 2014. She doesn't even care if they win that wild-card game, though of course it would be nice. She just doesn't want to be the fan of the team with the longest postseason drought. She just wants to be able to pity Padres fans without that acidic burn of "but do I have it any better?" in her throat.

The genie said fine, but Felix Hernandez will never be born. The Mariners fan said that's not fair, that the genie is picking on her just because she's a Mariners fan. The genie acceded. The modified trade-off is the T-Mobile Park roof gets stuck on "open," and 10 to 15 games a year get rained out and replayed as doubleheaders, some of which also get rained out.

Would you, as a Mariners fan, trade your stadium roof for a single wild-card appearance in the past 10 years? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Marlins fan's dilemma: A real franchise but no 1997 title

The Marlins fan thought long and hard and finally said, I wish the Marlins were a real franchise. With real owners who actually like baseball. With franchise continuity, so that fans felt enough investment to go to games. With normal budgets and normal competitive windows and normal home run sculptures.

The genie agreed, but said the cost -- this one isn't even up to the genie, the genie says, these are just the facts -- the cost is the 1997 World Series title. The genie argued that the Marlins had a chance to be a normal franchise: Their attendance in their early years wasn't incredible or anything, but they were in the middle of the NL for their first few years and, when they had a competitive team in 1997, they had the fifth-highest attendance in the league. It was only after the craven fire sale that immediately followed that 1997 title that things got ugly: 13th out of 16 teams the next year, and then 15th or lower (there are now only 15 teams in the NL) all but two of the next 21 seasons. The original sin was winning the World Series and immediately burning it down. Even if the Marlins would have cut payroll dramatically after the 1997 season anyway, the genie argues that with no World Series there's no original sin.

The Marlins fan said, I don't know if I buy that. The genie shrugged.

Would you, as a Marlins fan, trade the 1997 World Series title for an alternate existence of being a normal, middle-of-the-road team? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Mets fan's dilemma: No Bernie Madoff but no Noah Syndergaard

The Mets fan pondered so long that the genie had to ask, are you still thinking? The Mets fan was trying to figure out a wish that could incorporate so many things -- Matt Harvey staying healthy and Lucas Duda making a good throw home and David Wright aging gracefully and Carlos Beltran swinging and Nolan Ryan never being traded, but none of the parts fit together, so he finally just said: No Bernie Madoff. While every other team in baseball was owned by somebody (or somebodies) very rich, the Mets spent much of the past decade owned by somebodies trying to get out of debt. They Marlins'd themselves.

The genie said that, in exchange, R.A. Dickey and the Mets would agree to the two-year extension they were discussing after his Cy Young 2012 season. They were only $6 million apart, but couldn't close the gap, and Dickey ended up being traded for ... Noah Syndergaard. You'll get your rich Mets, the genie said, but your rich Mets don't get Syndergaard -- unless they traded for him at the 2019 trade deadline, like they did with his one-time Blue Jays teammate Marcus Stroman.

Would you, as a Mets fan, give up the R.A. Dickey trade that brought back Noah Syndergaard, in exchange for Mets ownership never having invested with Bernie Madoff? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Nationals fan's dilemma: An October shutout but no 19-year-old Soto

After considerable thought, the Nationals fan made her wish: That, in Game 2 of the 2014 NLDS, with two outs in the bottom of the ninth, and Jordan Zimmermann one out from completing a 1-0 shutout, his manager Matt Williams had left him in. Instead, of course, Williams brought in his closer, Drew Storen, who walked a batter and then allowed a double that tied the score, and Zimmermann was a footnote in an 18-inning game the Nationals lost. And a series they eventually lost.

After less thought, the genie said, OK, but the Nationals left Juan Soto in the minors all season in 2018 to game his service time. He debuted in 2019 and was awesome, finished second in Rookie of the Year voting, and was a key part of the Nationals' World Series victory. But the greatest offensive season ever by a 19-year-old never happened. He was in Double-A instead. The one truly great thing of the Nationals' disappointing 2018 season never happened.

Would you, as a Nationals fan, trade Juan Soto's age-19 rookie season in exchange for Jordan Zimmermann getting a chance to complete his shutout in the 2014 NLDS? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Orioles fan's dilemma: Epic 2019 turnaround but no Adley Rutschman

The Orioles fan pondered and then smiled and made her wish: She wanted the Orioles to win the second AL wild-card berth in 2019, somehow. She said, I'm a simple fan, and all I want is to just once see my favorite team go from losing 115 games in a season to making the playoffs the next. It'd be the least likely pennant race story in baseball history.

The genie said OK, but the trade-off would be: The Orioles would decide, in the 2019 draft, to save money by not drafting Adley Rutschman with the first overall pick. Baltimore would still get a fantastic prospect -- either Bobby Witt or Andrew Vaughn, the next two players chosen -- but the whole baseball world would gasp at a team passing up the clear top talent in the draft.

Would you, as an Orioles fan, trade Adley Rutschman for a completely bonkers wild-card run in 2019? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Padres fan's dilemma: Kluber but no Tatis

The Padres fan answered in a blink: She wishes the Padres had never traded Corey Kluber, and especially for she-can't-even-remember-what in return.

The genie said fine, but also the Padres will never have traded for Fernando Tatis Jr. Seems like a lot to give up, but Kluber has won two Cy Youngs in Cleveland and finished third twice more. The expectations for Tatis are nearly boundless, but they're probably still lower than that.

Would you, as a Padres fan, give up the Fernando Tatis Jr. trade if you could take back the Corey Kluber trade? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Phillies fan's dilemma: A better old Ryan Howard but a worse young Ryan Howard

The Phillies fan had his wish: He wished that, during the five-year extension that came to bog down Ryan Howard's legacy, Howard had hit 50 more home runs, spread out evenly, 10 more per year. Instead of being a sad reminder of fired general manager Ruben Amaro, and one of the league's worst cleanup hitters, and a catalyst for the Phillies' teardown, and a Phillies icon whose presence made everybody sad, Howard would age as a still-dangerous slugger, passing 400 home runs and maybe making a couple more All-Star teams and definitely being better than replacement level. He would still be seen by much of the baseball world as "overrated," but that was always part of his charm. At the end of the contract, the conversation would be about how to replace him, not about finally being rid of him. He wouldn't suffer from the emotional cruelty of the sport's compensation system.

The genie said the cost is 35 home runs, taken away unevenly, from Howard's seven good years. The fan can choose which seasons the homers come from, but it won't be easy: Take any away from his rookie season and he might not win Rookie of the Year, from his sophomore season and he maybe wouldn't be MVP. Take them from any of the years from 2007 to 2011 -- the Phillies' only five playoff seasons over the past 25 years -- and maybe the club would miss the postseason.

Would you, as a Phillies fan, trade 35 home runs from Ryan Howard's peak for an extra 50 home runs in Ryan Howard's decline? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Pirates fan's dilemma: No Chris Archer trade but no wild-card win

After much thought, the Pirates fan asked for her first wish: That the trade talks between the Pirates and the Rays in July 2018 had just quietly broken down over some small detail, and despite everybody trying their darned best the Pirates didn't land Chris Archer after all. Guess everybody in Pittsburgh would just have to be happy with Tyler Glasnow and Austin Meadows in 2019.

The Pirates fan knew that Glasnow and Meadows might both have failed to develop in Pittsburgh. Each top prospect had seemingly hit a developmental wall in the Pirates organization. Glasnow had been moved to the big league bullpen and was still way too wild, and Meadows' lack of plate discipline got him sent back to Triple-A, where he wasn't thriving. Almost immediately upon reaching Tampa Bay, each was back on track, and in 2019 each became a star. But the crucial variable might have been the Pirates. The Pirates organization might have simply broken down by that point, been incapable of bringing out either player's talent. But the Pirates fan still wishes. At the very least, each would still be in the organization, and poor Chris Archer wouldn't be.

The genie would take away the Pirates' 2013 wild-card win in exchange. The Pirates would still make the playoffs that year -- ending the postseason drought -- and in the next two, but they would never get to play in an actual playoff series, and in Allegheny County fans would debate whether making the wild-card game (three times) really counts as making the playoffs.

Would you, as a Pirates fan, give back the win in the 2013 wild-card game in exchange for taking back the Chris Archer trade? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Rangers fan's dilemma: Adrian Beltre hasn't retired but Gallo completely whiffs in Home Run Derby

The Rangers fan said he just wants Adrian Beltre to have not retired quite yet. He was still pretty good in 2018. And baseball without him was so boring.

The genie said the cost for that would be minimal: Joey Gallo would do the Home Run Derby after all, but would hit zero home runs. His post-All-Star break slump -- he hit .118/.189/.324 in real life, before wrist surgery ended his season -- would be blamed on his participation in the exhibition event, and you'd have to hear about it all summer. He'd vow never to do the Derby again, giving Rangers fans one thing they can't look forward to in 2020.

Would you, as a Ranger fan, take a disastrous Joey Gallo Home Run Derby in exchange for Adrian Beltre playing the 2019 season? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Rays fan's dilemma: $50 million per year but no Delmon Young trade tree

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The Rays fan wished ownership would spend an extra $50 million per year, every year since they bought the club and every year going forward. The Rays would still have one of the smallest payrolls in the game -- 22nd out of 30 teams in 2019, 20th in 2018, even with the extra $50 million per -- but at least their spending would be credible. Last year's Rays, for instance, could have actually signed Josh Donaldson, a sort of pie-in-the-sky idea some people had for them. They could have actually done that, instead of carrying the lowest payroll in the league during a competitive season.

Fine, fine, the genie said, as the genie always says, but: No Delmon Young trade tree. The Rays' front office gets to spend an extra $750 million or so over the span of 15 seasons, but they don't get the most fruitful trade tree in modern history -- the one that led, through various stages, to Glasnow and Meadows. Instead they would just stick with Delmon Young for six seasons.

Would you, as a Rays fan, give up the Delmon Young trade tree in exchange for ownership approving an extra $50 million in payroll every year? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Red Sox fan's dilemma: 2019 AL East title but no Mookie Betts

After much thought, the Red Sox fan asked for her wish: That the Red Sox had won the division in 2019. The transition from 108 wins to missing the playoffs, from winning the World Series to talking about slashing payroll, was just too abrupt. Gave her the bends. The Red Sox fan didn't need 108 wins, but a solid 94 to confirm that, yes, the players on the team really were great, not some fluke.

The genie said, yup, but in exchange, the Red Sox would have to trade Mookie Betts last winter. Imagine! Winning the World Series and immediately trading your best player, your most smiley player, a player under contract for two more years and an MVP co-favorite for both of them -- but, really, is it that much weirder than imagining trading him just one year later, this winter, as we're all doing? Maybe the Red Sox approached Betts after the World Series parade to talk extension, Betts made it clear what he was looking for was not something Boston would offer, and the Red Sox made the decision right then that his trade value would never be higher. Maybe they got a massive return for him. Maybe that, in a roundabout way, is how they were able to make the playoffs in 2019. Would you want that, the genie asked the Red Sox fan? To make the playoffs, but to not have Mookie Betts on the team when he could have been on the team?

Would you, as a Red Sox fan, accept the team shopping Mookie Betts one year ago, if it meant the Red Sox would definitely make the 2019 playoffs? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Reds fan's dilemma: A better Billy Hamilton but six straight last-place finishes

The Reds fan wished Billy Hamilton had been stronger. Hamilton was the most exciting prospect in ages -- not exactly the best prospect, but the most exciting one, a clickbait prospect who seemed poised to break the game. When Hamilton hit .311 in the minors, he stole 155 bases in a season. But he turned out to be so slight, with such an unrefined offensive game, that major league pitching rolled him, and he couldn't even manage a .300 OBP in the big leagues. The wish is vague: an extra five homers per year? An extra 5 mph of exit velocity? To hit like Jose Reyes? Whatever it took for Billy Hamilton to get on base 100 extra times a year, and be a starter in the majors for an extra 10 years.

Yes, fine, the genie agreed that would be very fun. The trade-off: The Reds win four fewer games in 2014, and seven fewer games in 2019. It doesn't change much -- hardly anything, really -- but instead of finishing fourth those years, the Reds finish last, and instead of being one of the least successful teams in baseball since 2014 the Reds are undeniably the worst: six consecutive last-place finishes.

Would you, as a Reds fan, accept two extra last-place finishes--making it six in a row--for Billy Hamilton having been able to hit major league pitching? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Rockies fan's dilemma: A true slugger but a decadelong playoff drought

After much thought, the Rockies fan asked for her wish: That the Rockies could have somehow acquired a young Giancarlo Stanton. Or a young Aaron Judge, or a young Pete Alonso: Somebody who can hit 50-plus homers in a regular ballpark. Just to see what would happen if they were in Coors, to put the full power of altitude behind a truly elite slugger and smash some records. Stanton, in his career, has slugged .714 at Coors Field, with 10 homers in 23 games -- a 70-homer pace over a full season, and that's on the road. Imagine what he'd do in 81 games there as a home hitter. According to Baseball-Reference's little park-adjuster tool, he might have hit 69 there in 2017. (The park-adjuster thing says 66 for Alonso this year, if on the Rockies. He slugged 1.182 with two homers in three games in Coors this year, haha.) The addition of this player won't make the Rockies better, just more record-breaking. It is truly unforgivable that baseball still hasn't given Colorado fans one of these guys yet.

The genie said sure, in exchange for both of the Rockies' two recent postseason appearances. Both wild cards, and with a combined one postseason victory between them, but now the Rockies will be in a decadelong playoff drought.

Would you, as a Rockies fan, give up the past two postseason appearances in exchange for getting to see how many homers Giancarlo Stanton or Aaron Judge could hit as a Rockie? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Royals fan's dilemma: Getting to see Gordon run home but no Jorge Soler

The Royals fan wished to go back to the ninth inning of the seventh game of the 2014 World Series, when Alex Gordon had just hit a two-out single that went straight past Giants center fielder Gregor Blanco and all the way to the wall, and Gordon was running from second to third with the Royals trailing by one run, and the ball was finally coming in toward the infield, and third-base coach Mike Jirschele was holding up a stop sign. The Royals fan figures that, had Jirschele sent Gordon, Gordon prooooobably would have been thrown out at home to end the World Series. But the Royals lost anyway -- betting on somebody to get a hit off Madison Bumgarner at that point was also a long shot, and the next hitter did not get that hit -- and, by not sending Gordon, Jirschele deprived us of one of the five most exciting plays of our lifetime. The Royals fan always longed to see that play go all the way through to the end. Always wondered what if.

And so the genie will give the fan that, but in exchange the Royals will never trade for Jorge Soler, this year's AL home run champion on this year's otherwise unwatchable 103-loss Royals.

Would you, as a Royals fan, give up Jorge Soler in exchange for getting to see Alex Gordon try to score in the final inning of the 2014 World Series? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Tigers fan's dilemma: Miggy still good but no 2012 Triple Crown

After much thought, the Tigers fan asked the genie for his wish: That Miguel Cabrera was still a very good hitter, somebody with the combination of technique, historical significance and quality results that would make him worth watching on a team that is otherwise not. Give him the line he put up in 38 games in 2018 -- .299/.395/.448 -- but in full-time play over each of the past three years. He'd have passed 3,000 hits by now if he still hit like that and stayed healthy. Probably 500 homers, too. Instead of stalling right on the threshold of Hall of Fame certainty -- just shy of 70 WAR -- he'd be approaching 80, passing Jim Thome and Jeff Bagwell and making his case for inner-circle status. He'd be fitter, happier, more productive, and the final four seasons on his Tigers contract would be loaded up with milestone opportunities. Every so often a team would even call the Tigers about a trade, and the Tigers would brush them off, figuring the still-dangerous Cabrera could guide the club through the disaster years.

In exchange, the genie said Cabrera wouldn't be allowed to win the 2012 Triple Crown. He'd still have the exact same numbers that year, but in this scenario Mike Trout's batting average would be 5 points higher, and Trout would win the batting title (and the MVP award). Cabrera wouldn't get any worse at all. It'd just be Trout.

Would you, as a Tigers fan, give up Miguel Cabrera's batting title in 2012 -- and thus his Triple Crown -- if it meant he would still be a very good hitter today, as well as over the past three years? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Twins fan's dilemma: Beating the Yankees but no Target Field

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The Twins fan thought for a while, and said he wishes the Twins had won the ALDS this year, ending their record postseason losing streak (which stretches back to 2004), ending their postseason series losing streak (since 2002) and getting revenge on the Yankees, who had already knocked them out of four postseason appearances this century.

The genie said that can be done, but with the same snap of the fingers Target Field will cease to exist. The Twins will have been playing in the Metrodome this whole time. The stadium lease will go through 2036.

Would you, as a Twins fan, accept an extra 27 years in the Metrodome in exchange for winning the 2019 ALDS against the Yankees? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The White Sox fan's dilemma: Tatis never traded but no Big Hurt in the Hall

The White Sox fan didn't think for long. He wished Fernando Tatis Jr. had never been traded.

The genie understood. The genie said that, in exchange, Frank Thomas would not have been voted into the Hall of Fame. He would have been just as good in his career, but somehow the world would just not have appreciated him -- and not even because of PED suspicions, which he'd still be completely untarnished by. He would have never won an MVP award. Would have made only one All-Star Game. His own team would have always seemed skeptical of him, and there would have been years when his manager flirted with platooning him. When he reached Hall of Fame eligibility, some people would have pointed out that he had 72 WAR, which is easily a Hall of Fame standard, but for reasons nobody could quite explain almost everybody would have considered him to have been not all that. There would have been columns dragging him down. Even he himself wouldn't have seemed to think he deserved to make the Hall, for some reason that -- again -- nobody could really explain. He'd instead join Kenny Lofton and Kevin Brown and Scott Rolen and Rick Reuschel, those players whose WAR just, for some reason, didn't count to the people who got tallied. But he would have been just as good. He'd have hit 521 homers and retired with a .419 OBP. It would drive you insane how he didn't make the Hall of Fame, especially once Harold Baines got in.

Would you, as a White Sox fan, be OK with Frank Thomas never making the Hall of Fame if it meant undoing the Fernando Tatis Jr. trade? — TheBaseballGenie (@GenieBaseball) November 19, 2019

The Yankees fan's dilemma: Mo still going but no Gleyber Torres

After hours of ponderous thought, the Yankees fan wished that Mariano Rivera were still pitching. The genie said to be careful, that's how you end up with a cursed wish, like where you get immortal life but your body keeps aging and you end up being 700 years old and begging for sweet release but your wish won't let you. But the fan said he's pretty sure Rivera would still be good today. Rivera never did get worse. He was 43 when he retired and his ERA+ in that final year, 190, was better than Aroldis Chapman's career mark, better in fact than any pitcher in history's career mark except for his own and Craig Kimbrel's. In other words, he wasn't just still pitching like a Hall of Fame reliever at 43, he was pitching better than any other Hall of Fame reliever. He was actually better in his 40s than he was before his 40s. If he had kept pitching, he might very well still be good today. He might be closing in on 900 saves, almost 50% more than any other pitcher ever had, and his hold on that record would be as certain as Rickey Henderson's hold on the stolen base record or Cy Young's hold on the wins record.

The genie said if Mariano Rivera hadn't retired (or gotten worse), the Yankees probably wouldn't have traded for Chapman before the 2016 season, in which case they wouldn't have traded Chapman for Gleyber Torres. No Rivera retirement, no Gleyber Torres. That's the trade.