The Iron Bowl of football can be a heart-stopping, seesaw battle to the final series. The Iron Bowl of spelling and grammar is a boring rout.

Grammarly, an automated proofreading company, collected 100 comments of at least 50 words from the SB Nation blogs from each team in the Associated Press top-25 college football poll. The result: Alabama fans have the worst grammar, with 6.4 mistakes per 100 words. They can at least take comfort that the team’s rallying cry, “Roll Tide,” was deemed grammatically sound.

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