Who decided the 2016 elections? Was it a relatively small group of voters in a few states? Was it Russia? Was it evangelical Christians with their hypocritical support for Donald Trump or liberals who shot themselves in the foot with an absurd purity test that Hillary Clinton could never pass?

Nope. It was the people of Heaven. They decided it.

And we know because ex-Hindu and current Christian evangelist Sadhu Sundar Selvaraj appeared on Jim Bakker‘s show yesterday and explained that he knew the election results months ahead of time because he was taken to Heaven and the people there told him all about it.

Agreeing with Bakker’s assertion that God chose Trump to be president, Selvaraj recounted an incident in August 2016 when he was listening to a speaker while attending a conference in California and was suddenly called up to heaven. “My spirit was called up to heaven,” he said, “and I appeared at the council of the prophets and Abraham was seated there as the chairman of the council. I stood on the right side of Abraham and as soon as I came there and I looked at Abraham, just a little later, I saw the spirit of Donald Trump appear there and Abraham looked at me and he said, ‘It has been decided in heaven that Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States of America.’”

Great. Heaven is Republican. All the more reason to book your ticket to Hell now before it gets filled up.

(via Right Wing Watch)

