4/29/15 3:42PM

This precipitated from a genuine self-evaluation given by the lovely Blaze’s employer. Blaze, while great at many a thing, is godawful at accurate (or positive) self-assessment. I proposed that hers and every such evaluation include perforce a question like our last. Then I realized its paradoxical nature.

I approached Will hoping the paradox could stand on its own two comedic legs, but those legs rendered a bunch of other comedic legs until we had a centipede of assessment lambasting. We dissected the juiciest segments, sewed them back together, and sent a comedic dodecapede (or so) back your way.

If anyone would care to use our creation at their place of employment, I’m sure we could throw together a version without responses. I’d rate its utility right around that of any self-respecting self-assessment.

Nipples Out,

Jesse