The Hitachi Magic Wand is such a brilliant bit of kit, I thought I should write about how it changed my life.



When I arrived home early from work and heard screaming from the bedroom, that I shared with my wife, I immediately rushed in to find my wife Sandra and her friend Alice, partially dressed on our bed. Alice explained that my wife was suffering from acute lower back pain and that she was trying to give her relief, using something called `pelvic massage'. She said that this was a technique she had learned during her time at the Greenham Common peace camp. Apparently the cramped sleeping arrangements meant that the women in the camp often needed to help each other in this way.



Not exactly slow on the uptake, I immediately knew that I couldn't let this situation continue. The poor dear needed some serious help for her aching back muscles. I immediately ordered a Hitachi Magic Wand. When it arrived I proudly presented it to Sandra and offered to use it on her lower back. She thanked me profusely but said that she prefered a womans touch and added that she thought Alice would be only too pleased to help her get some relief.

Alice arrived soon after. They went off to the bedroom together to help Sandra with her problem. I was quite concerned at first because the loud screaming returned. When i tried to open the door to help, for some reason I found it locked. Anyway the screaming subsided and eventually Sandra and Alice came out of the bedroom. Judging by the smiles on their faces the Hitachi Magic Wand was a complete success. They explained they would need to repeat this treatment often and that perhaps it would be a good idea if Alice came to stay for a while.



A few weeks later Sandra and Alice asked me to move out. Since the divorce I've had a fair bit of time on my hands and so I'm catching up on my Amazon reviews.