WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

WHY WERE THOSE GIANT FUZZY CATERPILLARS ATTACKING THAT GUY

HOW DID THE THAI WRITING MANAGE TO SET THOSE BATS ON FIRE

WHAT WERE THOSE EYEBALL-ANIMALS THAT EMERGED FROM THE CORPSE OF THE LADY BORN FROM AN ALLIGATOR

WHY DID THE FLYING HEAD HAVE SO MANY TENDONS

HOW DID THAT BEARDED GUY RIP OFF THAT PERSON'S SKIN IN ONE GO

WHY ARE BUDDHISTS SO GOOD AT MELTING PEOPLE

and other questions brought to you by...

The Boxer's Omen

a superb piece of propaganda for magical Buddhists masquerading as a movie.

Seriously, if those questions don't make you want to watch this movie, unfollow me, delete your account, and go live on Mars