Hi, hello, I’m commemorating 10 years of sex blogging with the most extravagant sex toy giveaway I’ve ever done. I’m giving away 80+ of the best sex toys ever made, as judged by my discerning vagina. Then, because that wasn’t enough, there’s a grand prize pack of my very favorite products worth over $1,000 — with 10 runners-up. SO MANY WINNERS.

[All graphics by the wonderful Aerie.]

Peeps, I’ve got everything here from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products and BDSM implements, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! There are even a bunch of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any toy you desire from the catalogs of Tantus, New York Toy Collective, Womanizer, OhMiBod, Fuze, Vixen Creations, Downunder Toys, Minna, and Self Delve (YES, FRUIT- AND VEGETABLE-SHAPED DILDOS). [Skip straight to the giveaway widget here.]

As always, classic favorites such as the Pure Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable, and Stronic Eins are up for grabs, but there’s also new stuff this year, such as the We-Vibe Sync, Zumio, LELO Sona (just released!), Unicorn Wand, We-Vibe Ditto, BJ Dildo, Fun Factory Sexual Wellness Pack, and We-Vibe Pivot. Most of these prizes are valued at or over $100, because I have expensive taste and you deserve fancy shit. Plus, more than half the prizes are available to international folks!



Grand Prize Pack (worth $1,000): Boris’ spy mission

Hallo, this isss Boris speaking. I have secret classified mission for you, should you choose to accept. Reward isss great: big huge prize pack of human’s best favorite sexy toys. (No twisty ties included, though. It is oversight.) To be eligible, you must become sneaky spy like me, member of CIA — Cat Intelligence Agency — for Operation: Recover Tiny Dildos.

I have swiped human’s tiny dildos and stashed them throughout blog. Using my clues, you must infiltrate blog, locate drop points, and recover dildos with corresponding secret code. Codes you then input in giveaway widget. Agents who find most codes will be entered to win grand prize pack!

I give you 5 clues to begin, then each Thursday during giveaway, I will release 5 new clues in giveaway widget to aid in search. (Follow human on the Twitters or Facebooks to get alerts.) I suggest desktop version of site for hunting. You must act alone, under cover — contact with fellow spies prohibited and no funny business.

GRAND PRIZE “Top Agent” wins:

10 RUNNER-UP “Sleeper Agents” win:

This mission open to all spies-in-training, international and domestic. Runners-up will still be eligible for one more prize from their top 5 list. Grand prize winner will not.

How to enter

Read about each of the prizes below, sorted by those open to international entrants and those restricted to US entrants. Choose 1-5 prizes you want most (carefully — you can’t change your picks after you’ve entered), then enter using the widget below or on the giveaway landing page.

Read before entering: Take note of the account you used to sign in, as you will need it again if you return on a different day. To ensure your entries are properly counted, please disable any ad-blocking extensions or software before entering. Some entry techniques require Gleam authentication. Do not be alarmed; this simply makes it easier for me to verify entries. Problems? Email me or [email protected]

Decade of sex toys giveaway! Grand prize worth $1,000+!



This giveaway ends Monday, November 13th at 11:59 pm PST.

MASSIVE THANKS to all the lovely companies who donated: Babeland, Crystal Delights, Dallas Novelty, Downunder Toys, Doxy, Early to Bed, Fun Factory, Fuze, Good Vibrations, Hole Punch Toys, Hot Octopuss, Jopen, L’Amourose, LELO, Liberator, Lovehoney, Minna, New York Toy Collective, njoy, NobEssence, OhMiBod, Peepshow Toys, Pink & White, Pleasure Chest, Self Delve, SheVibe, Sliquid, Smitten Kitten, Stockroom, Tantus, Tenga, Twisted Monk, Vibratex, Vixen Creations, We-Vibe, Womanizer, and Zumio.

Y’all are rockstars.

Open to everyone / international entrants

Note: while these generous donors have agreed to ship internationally, there may still be restrictions shipping to certain countries. Please read descriptions carefully.

Open to U.S. entrants only