I tried my best to keep my expectations low because my friends and family constantly inform me of how difficult I am to shop for. "This gift has no practical use!" or "But this gift has no sentiment!"

My secret Santa went the beer, cookies, and books route and absolutely nailed it.

Tim-Tams. Best cookies on earth. Absolute best. If you've never heard of them, find friends in Oceania. Then buy some. Then nibble off opposing corners, dip them in coffee, slurp it through like a straw, and then inhale the cookie. You're welcome.

Fistmas Holiday Ale. 6.1 ABV. It's listed as a red ale, but between the festive citrus zest and hoppiness, it has a bit of an IPA bite. But surprisingly smooth and drinkable, and I strongly suspect that this six pack will improve my Reinhart play.

How To Brew. Pretty self-explanatory. My homebrew game alternates between weak and nonexistent. Now I have one less excuse to procrastinate.

Thanks, Santa. I hope your Santa delivered as well as you did.