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Rachel,

the world is full of men

who would pick you apart and call it kindness.

Men who would criticize you down to your ankles

and then turn around to say that you worry too much

about your appearance.

Men who would consider themselves more important

than your career goals

but also belittle you for not having career goals.

Men who would complain about your past

and then put themselves in the way of your future.

The world is full of men

who would confuse obsession with romance.

Men who would make a meal out of the core of you

and call it love.

Men who would lay your flaws out like a banquet

and then shove them in your face.

Men who would say they love you in spite of you.

Rachel, the world is full of Ross Gellers.