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Hitler Finds out about Gems Protocol, but gets angry as he could not make the whitelist.

Hitler Finds out about Gems Protocol

00:00 - 00:03 Sir, we have found a very promising crypto

00:04 - 00:05 It is in it's pre-ICO stage

00:05 - 00:07 The dev team is located here

00:08 - 00:12 They are said to be replacing Amazon Mechanical Turk

00:12 - 00:15 There Telegram group has almost hit 50k

00:17 - 00:19 Ok good, we'll get on the ICO

00:19 - 00:21 and dedicate 40% of my portfolio to it

00:24 - 00:26 Sir,

00:27 - 00:28 It's...

00:31 - 00:33 It's too late to get in on the ICO

00:34 - 00:36 Whitelist applications have closed

00:53 - 00:58 Leave the room if you have already applied to the whitelist

01:13 - 01:15 How come no one has told me?

01:15 - 01:17 You know I've always liked ICOs

01:18 - 01:23 And this looks like a good one too!

01:25 - 01:28 I just wanted to get in at the ground floor

01:29 - 01:31 Now I have to wait to get it on Binance

01:31 - 01:34 By that time it will already 10x

01:34 - 01:37 It will be already mooning by then

01:37 - 01:40 And I'm just going to give into FOMO

01:40 - 01:42 There's always other ICOs

01:42 - 01:46 Most ICOs are just scam coins

01:46 - 01:48 then what about this one?

01:48 - 01:52 This is different

01:53 - 01:54 There is a practical use!

01:56 - 01:57 We're talking about a new mechanical turk

01:57 - 02:00 Giving jobs to hundreds of thousands of people

02:00 - 02:03 and i'm stuck with dogecoin!

02:04 - 02:08 I can't even look at my portfolio anymore

02:08 - 02:13 You keep telling me to HODL, but all i keep seeing is red

02:14 - 02:16 I could've made everything back

02:17 - 02:21 and it would've gone to a good cause too

02:27 - 02:29 I just want a lambo

02:30 - 02:34 I like the green ones, they look expensive.

02:34 - 02:36 I can't even afford an RC model now

02:41 - 02:42 Events like these are rare

02:43 - 02:47 They're once in a hundred years, and I missed out

02:48 - 02:53 It even has the normie appeal

02:54 - 02:56 The logo looks so fresh

02:56 - 02:59 And everyone knows harvard dropouts

03:00 - 03:02 always end up doing great things

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, he'll get more dogecoins

03:14 - 03:16 So many sleepless nights

03:19 - 03:23 and this could of stopped that all

03:25 - 03:26 but no

03:31 - 03:33 I need a miracle now

03:40 - 03:46 I'll just have to watch everyone else get massive gains

03:46 - 03:49 While my portfolio hits an ATL