##loading.ps1

param ( [ int ] $seconds = 0 , [ int ] $minutes = 0 , [ int ] $hours = 0 )

clear - host ###clear the screen to make it look nice.

$time = ( $seconds + ( $minutes * 60 ) + ( $hours * 3600 ) ) ### add anything given together in seconds.

if ( $time -eq 0 ) {

$time = 60 ### If they don't put anything Wait a minute.

}

$wait = $time / 100 ### We'll only bump the bar up every percent or so.

$loading = get-content ".\loading.txt"

$num = get - random - min 1 - max $loading .count ### Choose a random point in the file to start

$i = 0

$load = $loading [ ( $num ) ]

while ( $i -lt 100 ) {

if ( ( ( $i % 5 ) -eq 0 ) -and ! ( $i -eq 0 ) ) {

$load = $loading [ ( $num - $i ) ] ### We switch status about every 5%

}

$i ++

Write-Progress -activity $load -status "Progress: " -PercentComplete ( $i )

start-sleep $wait

}

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###Loading.txt for some fun stati.###

Transforming Soffits

Reorganizing Keys

Formalizing Immersion Joints

Justifying Kick Extractors

Advising Aggregates

Managing Elbows

Recasting Connectors

Achieving Aluminum Trowels

Officiating Disks

Exhibiting Absolute Spigots

Progressing Coil Hydrants

Jerry - building Reflectors

Informing Casters

Inventing Rubber Hoists

Performing Wrenches

Judging Chalk Adapters

Upgrading Ignition Paths

Regrowing Flashing

Recommending Ratchets

Approving Barriers

Sweeping Impact Fillers

Sewing Mirrors

Detailing Collectors

Enforcing Measures

Distributing Systems

Presenting Plugs

Interwinding Registers

Piloting Ash Diffusers

Gathering Cranks

Supplying Eave Pockets

Undertaking Scroll Stops

Accelerating Straps

Designing Fittings

Protecting Diamond Boilers

Logging Downspouts

Correlating Shingles

Uniting Mallets

Qualifying Electrostatic Lifts

Sharing Clamps

Obtaining Circular Fluids

Ranking Foundation Gauges

Sensing Miter Brackets

Originating Space Networks

Translating Drills

Regulating Guards

Selecting Gable Padding

Utilizing Pellet Dowels

Reconciling Artifacts

Altering Pulleys

Shedding Space Filters

Determining Vents

Representing Mortar

Remaking Flash Rakers

Supporting Funnels

Typecasting Rotary Chocks

Expressing Junctures

Resetting Auxiliary Vises

Professing Strip Treads

Inlaying Matter Trowels

Questioning Drivers

Forming Edge Fittings

Sketching Blanks

Overshooting Spark Breakers

Rewriting Controls

Playing Tunnels

Inventorying Buttons

Enduring Joist Handles

Effecting Ratchet Bibbs

Unwinding Couplings

Forsaking Vapor Conduits

Defining Sockets

Calculating Heaters

Raising Grids

Administering Tiles

Measuring Resources

Installing Ignition Remotes

Extracting Corners

Manufacturing Ventilators

Delegating Consoles

Treating Mounting Stones

Enacting Jig Deflectors

Intensifying Alleys

Improvising Cargo

Pinpointing Bobs

Prescribing Arc Masonry

Structuring Metal Chucks

Symbolizing Lathes

Activating Plumb Kits

Adapting Coatings

Fixing Channels

Expediting Cordage

Planning Compressors

Enlisting Hangers

Restructuring Keyhole Augers

Shearing Ridge Hardware

Collecting Reciprocating Bolts

Maintaining Corrugated Dimmers

Whetting Hole collars

Conducting Mandrels

Comparing Assets

Compiling Sealants

Completing Paths

Composing Equivocation Wheels

Computing Dampers

Conceiving Electrostatic Treatment

Ordering Cotter Grates

Organizing Ties

Orienting Ladders

Exceeding Materials

Targeting Thermocouples

Demonstrating Emery Stock

Expanding Latch Bases

Training Wardrobe Adhesives

Overcoming Fasteners

Streamlining Storm Anchors

Navigating Springs

Perfecting Turnbuckles

Verifying Gate Pegs

Arbitrating Arithmetic Lifts

Negotiating Outlets

Normalizing Strips

Building Surface Foggers

Checking Key Torches

Knitting Grinders

Mowing Planers

Offsetting Stencils

Acquiring Bulbs

Adopting Rivets

Observing Avenues

Ascertaining Coaxial Grommets

Slinging Wing Winches

Instituting Circuit Generators

Instructing Wicks

Integrating Pry Shutters

Interpreting Immersion Lumber

Clarifying Coils

Classifying Wood Bits

Closing Cogs

Cataloging Matter Strips

Charting Holders

Conceptualizing Push Terminals

Stimulating Supports

Overthrowing Shaft Spacers

Quick - freezing Connectors

Unbinding Ground Hooks

Analyzing Eyes

Anticipating Gateways

Controlling Proposition Rollers

Converting Power Angles

Coordinating Staples

Correcting Benders

Counseling Joist Gaskets

Recording Gutter Pipes

Recruiting Drains

Rehabilitating Rafter Tubes

Reinforcing Washers

Reporting Guard Valves

Naming Freize Sprues

Nominating Rings

Noting Straps

Doubling Nailers

Drafting Circuit Hoses

Dramatizing Flanges

Splitting Framing Compounds

Refitting Stems

Interweaving Patch Unions

Sorting Slot Threads

Securing Mode Cutters

Diverting Catharsis Plates

Procuring Load Thresholds

Hyper - Activating Children

Transferring Syllogism Twine

Directing Switch Nuts

Referring Time Spools

Diagnosing Knobs

Discovering Locks

Dispensing Hinges

Displaying Hasps

Resending Arc Binders

Retreading Grooves

Retrofitting Aesthetics Portals

Reticulating Splines

Seeking Stocks

Shrinking Wormholes

Assembling Blocks

Assessing Divets

Attaining Lug Boxes

Auditing Nescience Passages

Conserving Strikes

Constructing Braces

Contracting Saw Catches

Serving Instantiation Irons

Recognizing Fluxes

Consolidating Fuse Calipers

Mapping Shims

Reviewing Chop Groovers

Scheduling Lag Drives

Simplifying Hoists

Engineering Levels

Enhancing Tack Hollows

Establishing Finishing Blocks

Estimating Adhesives

Evaluating Mortar

Examining Auto Turnbuckles

Processing Foggers

Servicing Avenues

Transcribing Existence Rivets

Revising Consoles

Separating Absolute Stencils

Budgeting Sheet Grommets

Preparing Kits

Realigning Cartesian Mandrels

Painting Fasteners

Filing Grout Hangers

Finalizing Atma Augers

Formulating Couplings

Identifying Sillcocks

Imagining Materials

Inducing Shutters

Influencing Wheels

Licensing Chocks

Lifting Extrinsic Mallets

Overdrawing Ratchets

Overlaying Ventilators

Overriding Cardinal Soffits

Specifying Element Aggregates

Systemizing Divets

Shaping Pockets

Publicizing Aether Remotes

Governing Archetype Dimmers

Monitoring Assets