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Chapter 11

The whole of team RWBY were crowded at the doorway of team JNPR's dorm room, bed-heads the lot of them, still in their pajamas and weapons drawn. Their eyes bulged and jaws dropped at the most surreal scene that was right in front of them.

Standing right in the middle of JNPR's room was a strange naked man that looked to be a few inches taller than Yatsuhashi hugging Jaune as they both spun in a circle.

"EEEEELLLLSSSSKAAAAAA!~" hollered the man in a deep baritone voice.

They all just stared at the scene, their minds unable to process as to what was precisely going on.

The man in question was large with bulging muscles that flexed with every movement he made. He seemed to have dark grey hair with pink highlights, and a large mustache that rivaled Prof. Port's. But the most odd feature he had was what looked like a big pink heart tattooed over his chest.

A singular thought went though the entirety of team RWBY's heads, Oh no, not another one!

The man had finally slowed down enough for Jaune to get a glance at them. "Guys! Help!" He wheezed sounding strained, as if the man's hug squeezed the air out of his lungs.

The large man spotted the group of girls standing frozen at the doorway and in a loud booming voice, "Well if it isn't team RWBY! What a wonderful morning this is, don't you think?" he said as he dropped Jaune, who promptly fell limply to the ground and faced them.

Yang, quickly regaining her senses, immediately went to put her arms behind her back and shut her eyes, Blake and Weiss quickly followed suit. In a flash of light, Crescent Rose appeared in front of Ruby, wrapping her arms around her owner protectively, covering up Ruby's eyes and glaring up at the large man.

"Would it kill you to cover up?!" yelled Crescent Rose, pointedly averting her gaze from the man.

"Well if it isn't the wonderful Miss Crescent Rose. A good morning to you." said the large man, miming a tipping of a hat, completely ignoring what she had just said.

"Can it, Magnhild." she said, "it's way too early for me to deal with your bullshit."

"Oh! You wound me, Crescent Rose!" he said over-dramatically. "I was simply showing my appreciation for such a beautiful Sunday morning."

"You can appreciate it by wrapping something around yourself or get the hell back into your weapon form." said Crescent Rose heatedly.

The man stopped and looked down at himself, then looked at the others who were in the room. Then he leaned down to get face to face with Crescent Rose and with a indignant huff said, "Well you could have just asked. You didn't need to be so rude about it." The man then grabbed Jaune's bedsheets and tied it around his waist.

Crescent Rose, once she was sure that the man was reasonably covered up, took her hands off of Ruby's eyes. "Yeah well I wasn't the one prancing around in his birthday suit." she said irritatedly.

You're one to talk, thought Weiss.

"Thanks guys." wheezed out Jaune from the floor.

Team RWBY then surveyed the room to find Nora who looked to be knocked out cold laying on her bed. Pyrrha, strangely enough, seemed to be still peacefully asleep despite all the commotion going on in their room. As for Ren, well he was nowhere to be found.

It was at that point that Nora blinked twice after hearing her weapon's name. "Wait. . . YOU'RE MAGNHILD!?" she screeched.

Magnhild looked at her curiously, "Who else would I be, Nora? Though I thoroughly apologize for earlier, I'm still getting used to this new body and I didn't mean to–"

Nora jumped right up excitedly and practically glomped onto Magnhild knocking him down screaming, "YES! WE GET COOL WEAPONS-PEOPLE TOO!"

Magnhild seemed ecstatic that Nora didn't hold knocking her out against him.

Ruby unlatched herself from Crescent Rose and walked up to help Jaune back to his feet. "You okay?" she asked.

"Yeah, didn't really expect to be hugged to death by a large. . . muscular. . . naked man today. But I guess I'm fine." he said jokingly.

"Where's Ren?" asked Weiss.

Magnhild quickly stood up with Nora hanging onto his arm like a sloth. "I shall retrieve him!" he bellowed. He then walked towards the bathroom and pushing the door open with the sound of splintering wood. They could hear a whimpering sound followed by a yell.

"No! NO! Get away from me! NooOoo!"

Magnhild walked out of the bathroom with a struggling Ren over his shoulder.

"Good morning, Ren!" greeted Nora cheerfully.

Ren, eyes wide in panic looked over at Nora who happily sat on Magnhild's shoulder. "Nora! What are you doing?! Help me!"

"Help you?" she asked quizzically. "Why'd you need help? Isn't this the best thing ever!" she exclaimed.

"What do you mean?!" he asked, his voice rising in pitch, wondering if Nora had finally completely lost it.

"We get people-weapons now!" she said happily.

It took Ren a moment to properly digest what Nora had just said. "Wait. . . what?!"

"Yup!"

"So this is. . ." trailed off Ren. "Magnhild?"

"You're absolutely correct!" said Magnhild proudly, flexing his muscles. "Elska!" Strangely enough, he thought he spotted a bunch of twinkling stars around his head.

All the color drained from Ren's face as the news slowly dawned on his face then slumped weakly over Magnhild's shoulder with a groan.

Magnhild set Ren down in front of Weiss who swayed on his feet weakly for a moment before regaining his composure.

"Here you go Ms. Schnee." said Magnhild proudly.

"Morning, guys." said Ren, waving his hand weakly, it was apparent that the morning's antics were getting to him.

"Are you alright?" asked Weiss.

Ren shrugged and chuckled sarcastically, "Apart from having a huge muscular naked man looming over you when you wake up, I'm completely fine."

Weiss cringed at that particular image popped up in her head. Putting a hand on Ren's shoulder, "Well good luck dealing with them. You're gonna need it." said Weiss sympathetically.

"Thanks." said Ren, but not without a more-so-than-usual tired tone in his voice as he turned to see Magnhild giving Nora a ride on his shoulders while running around the room in a circle. He should probably get them to stop before Goodwitch comes up to find out what all the noise is about.

"By the way, where's Pyrrha?" asked Ruby, curiously looking around team JNPR's room, "I thought she'd be the first to wake up from all the noise."

"I'm over here. . ." They heard a strained whisper coming from the direction of Pyrrha's bed.

They all gathered around Pyrrha's bed and saw that the redhead was lying in it, her face was half covered by her blanket. It would have seemed normal if not for the fact that the bed looked like it had more than just one occupant.

"Please help me. . ." whispered Pyrrha, from what they could see her face was flushed red and she made an uncharacteristically girly squeak and clenched her eyes shut.

Jaune quickly sensing that something was wrong, pulled the blanket off of the bed.

"Alright, whoever you are! I don't know what you're playing at, but get out of my partner's be–" he shouted then stopped abruptly, his eyes widened and he quickly threw the blanket back over Pyrrha's bed.

Everyone else stared at Jaune curiously while he had his back to them, head hung low and unmoving.

Out of the corner of their eyes they noticed that one of the occupants of the bed shifted around slightly and a young woman with messily cut shoulder length, wavy golden hair sat up on the bed, rubbing her eyes tiredly as she let out a soft yawn. She caught sight of everyone standing around the bed and stared back at them, tilting her head to the side.

It took everyone a few seconds to process that the woman was completely naked and didn't seem to mind the fact. Ren and Jaune both quickly turned completely around to face anywhere opposite of the bed, both of their faces bright pink in embarrassment.

"Oh, I didn't realize we would be having guests." said the woman, she then leaned over across the bed and it looked like the was shaking someone's shoulder. "Hey, Milo, enough fooling around with the Mistress. We have guests." Her voice was clear and soft like a small brass bell.

They then heard a unmistakably masculine groan come from underneath the sheets. "Tell them to either leave or join in. I don't really care which, but the more the merrier." said the male voice that was apparently named Milo which was then followed by another girly squeak from Pyrrha. "Oh, you like it over here as well, Mistress?" they heard him say, chuckling lightly.

"Don't be rude, now get up and greet our guests properly." scolded the woman. "We can continue another time."

"Fine, fine." said Milo as the second person sat up on the bed. This time it was a strikingly handsome young man with somewhat feminine features that did not detract from his masculine look but mainly complimented them. He had wavy, bright red hair similar to Pyrrha cascading messily down his shoulders. On his arms and the sides of his torso were red and gold markings.

"Well?" he asked.

Everyone just stared at the two of them dumbstruck.

"Do you need anything? We were right in the middle of something." said Milo impatiently.

Pyrrha herself quickly sat up and tried to distance herself from the two scooting back to the headboard of her bed, but it was quite difficult since she was nearly squeezed between them. "Jaune, it's not what it looks like!" she shouted in an attempt to explain.

Milo raised an eyebrow and turned his head to face Pyrrha who was blushing profusely. "Oh? I'm pretty sure it's exactly what it looked like." he then leaned close to Pyrrha's ear, brushing her hair aside, tracing his fingertip along it and stage whispered softly, "And I know you were enjoying it."

Pyrrha froze up as he said those words and the young woman let out a sigh and leaned over Pyrrha's head, practically smothering the side of her face with the cleavage of her breasts, pushed Milo away from Pyrrha. "Honestly, there's a time and place for that, MIlo." wrapping her arms around Pyrrha's head hugging her tightly, forcing Pyrrha's face within her cleavage.

The entire thing was so surreal, yet almost felt like deja vu.

By this point everyone in the room's faces were bright red as they avoided looking directly at the three sitting on the bed.

"Well today's too nice to spend the entire morning in bed." said Milo as he stood up, making nearly every girl in the room quickly cover their eyes or in the case of Ruby and Crescent Rose the latter covered the eyes of the former once again.

"But you know. . ." he began as he sauntered up towards Jaune who was still standing with his back to the bed, "I wouldn't mind if it meant having a taste of tall, blonde, and scraggily over here." he said, wrapping an arm around Jaune's shoulders and let out a husky breath by his ear as he whispered, "I'd love to see what kind of 'sword' you're packing as well." Milo then licked his lips.

Jaune jumped at the sensation in his ear and backed away from Milo as quickly as he could, stammering incoherently, eyes wide in shock.

Milo pouted slightly at Jaune's reaction, before reshaping into a predatory grin. "Although the one with a lock of pink hair is pretty cute too."

Ren felt a chill slowly creep up his spine.

"Milo, as much as your elska for Miss Pyrrha's teammates fills my heart with joy, if you would be so kind and do these young ladies a favor, please cover yourself up. You're making them uncomfortable." said Magnhild.

Milo surveyed around the room and saw that Magnhild was right, the air was thick with how awkward everyone felt at the situation"Tch. Fine." said Milo, grabbing the blanket that covered Pyrrha's bed and wrapped it around himself like a toga. "Happy?" he asked.

"Very much so." said Magnhild nodding.

"Can we open our eyes now?" asked Nora. "I don't wanna see his. . . his thingy."

"Yes you may, Nora." replied Magnhild, patting her on the head.

"Akuou, if I'm covering up then so are you." said MIlo tossing another blanket at the girl who was still clutching Pyrrha.

"Yes, yes." replied Akuou, letting go of Pyrrha and wrapping the blanket in a similar manner as Milo, she stood up. "I apologize for my brother's actions, as much as his name suggests he'd prefer to run his mouth and rarely listens to me." she said and bowed deeply.

"Hey, it's not like you don't enjoy me running my mouth all over you, Akuou." said Milo, walking up to her.

Milo wrapped a hand around the back of her neck, leaning in and blatantly began to kiss Akuou right on the mouth.

Everyone else stood in shock for who knows how many times this morning, or in Weiss and Blake's case they were blushing heavily, less from the fact that they were kissing what looked fairly deeply and passionately but more from Akuou having just recently stated that he was her brother, even more so when they saw that her hand spidered down his back and gave his butt a squeeze.

Wet sounds could be heard from the two, interspaced with a few quiet moans coming from the both of them.

Everyone thought that they had forgotten about them as they continued to kiss, the air growing thicker and more awkward with every passing second. Thankfully their make-out session ended with a loud wet smack as Akuou pushed Milo away, wiping a line of drool from the side of her chin.

"Milo, I already told you that now's not the time for fooling around." said Akuou with a stern look on her face.

MIlo let out a disappointed moan.

But then Akuou's eyelids lowered and her stern expression shifted into a almost come-hither look, "I'll be sure to look after your needs once we're alone.~" her eyes then shifted to look at Jaune who shrunk back at her gaze, "I'll even let him join in if you want, I don't mind. Including Mistress, that's four and like you said, the more the merrier." she finished her sentence with a lick of her lips.

Pyrrha at this point, although free of the constraints of MIlo and Akuou, was sitting up straight one of the straps of her tank-top hung loosely down her arm. It took a moment for her to finally realize that they were actually her weapons who gained human forms. Similarly to Ren, uncharacteristically she slumped back down into bed.

The Invincible Girl, had just fainted.

The spot that Team RWBY and JNPR normally occupied on the long table in the mess hall was quickly expanding since the number of people who sat there have more than doubled. While it wasn't exactly a problem since the tables were large enough to both accommodate them and not disturb other students. But despite all that, there still were a lot of them.

It had taken a while to revive Pyrrha, but once she had woken up she had mostly digested the fact that they too now had "People-weapons" as Nora affectionately termed it. Though she had nearly fainted once more when Milo and Akuou both languidly sat next to her. With Milo happily laying across her lap on one side and Akuou affectionately leaning into her shoulder on the other.

As for Nora, she had decidedly refused to leave the space of Magnhild's shoulders, happily kicking out her legs while humming to herself. Even Ren couldn't convince her to get down.

But the awkwardness that the newly humanized weapons of Team JNPR didn't evaporate when they decided to go get breakfast after everyone had calmed down. In fact it escalated while they made their way to the mess hall with other students blatantly staring at Magnhild or freezing in place whenever Milo or Akuou shamelessly flirted with everyone and invited them to have some "fun" in their room, which was very much obviously an invitation to an orgy.

It especially didn't help that both Milo and Akuou would often give passersby an appreciative pat on the ass, regardless of age, gender, or heritage.

Which is why every student in the mess hall kept a unusually wide berth to their usual spot.

"But there's something I still don't understand." said Pyrrha, trying her best to keep her composure and ignore that her weapons were constantly trailing their fingers on her arms, her shoulders, and who knows where else under the table.

"Don't understand what?" asked Blake, after swallowing her bite of tuna.

"When all of your weapons –eep!" began Pyrrha, when she suddenly squealed and kneed the table causing the whole thing to jump a couple of inches into the air.

A slap could then be heard immediately followed by a yelp of pain.

"Milo! I thought I told you that it could wait until later?" scolded Akuou hotly.

"Sorry, but I can't help it. I was just getting started when we were rudely interrupted." said MIlo. But Akuou simply glared back at him, "Fine." said Milo, planting a soft kiss on Pyrrha's exposed shoulder and concentrated on his own food.

"You were saying Pyrrha?" said Weiss, interested in what she had to say, appearing to be nonchalant about the scene in front of her.

"W-well," she stammered, still recovering from Milo's ministrations, "when your weapons turned human, they all appeared at the same time, didn't they?"

"Yeah, they did." said Ruby, before taking a bite of cereal.

"Then why did only my and Nora's weapons appear?" asked Pyrrha.

"That's actually a good question." said Blake.

"Honestly, we have no idea, we don't even know how all this happened in the first place." said Weiss.

While everyone else quieted down, thinking over Pyrrha's query or simply went back to their own meals a lightbulb sparked to life in Nora's head.

"Iiiiideeeeaaa!~" she sang.

Nora swiftly leaned over to Jaune and grabbed his scroll from his hands.

"Hey! Nora!" exclaimed Jaune.

She quickly unlocked his scroll, somehow knowing what his password was, and typed furiously that her thumbs were a blur. After a few seconds, Jaune's locker crashed through the ceiling and landed right next to her. She pulled open the locker and took out Jaune's sword and shield, shaking them wildly.

"Hello~!? Anyone awake in there? You can come out now!" shouted Nora, but after a few seconds without any response, she tilted her head to the side like a confused puppy as she tried inspecting it from every angle. "Welp, I got nothing." she said nonchalantly, tossing Jaune's weapons and scroll back at him.

Jaune fumbled with his belongings tossing them up in the air for a moment before managing to catch them and letting out a sigh of relief.

Magnhild happily sat in silence as he, with surprising dexterity and delicacy, cut a small piece of pancake and fed it to Nora.

Taking the fact that Nora had just rocketed Jaune's locker into the mess hall in stride, everyone simply went on to continue the original conversation.

"Since we don't know exactly how or why this is happening, I guess the best thing we can do is not worry about it too much." suggested Jaune, pocketing his scroll and placing his sword and shield back into his locker before it would rocket back to its original position.

"That's true." said Yang, patting the head of one of the twins, who were both surprisingly behaved while eating their cereal, despite the excitement that happened around them. "I want to think that this is the best thing that ever happened." she whispered mostly to herself, not letting anyone else hear what she said.

"Mornin' everyone!" greeted a voice.

They all turned to see Bumblebee waving as she walked up to them dressed in her new outfit. She now had permission from Prof. Ozpin to roam the grounds at her leisure, granted it wasn't during curfew or class hours, though the case was different for the other weapons. Once she was close enough she stopped in surprise seeing the trio of new faces that were sitting there.

"Uhh. . . did I miss something?" asked Bumblebee, raising an eyebrow.

"Yup." said Ruby, "some of team JNPR's weapons turned human this morning."

Bumblebee's mouth made an "o" shape in understanding, gesturing a quick greeting to the newcomers before squeezing in and sat next to Ruby.

"So, who're you guys?" she asked, directing her question to the three newcomers.

"Good morning to you Miss Bumblebee, I am Magnhild!" said Magnhild introducing himself, striking a pose while grunting "Elska!" knocking Jaune on the head in the process.

"Milo. Not a hard name to remember, but give me five minutes I'll make sure you'd never forget it.~" said Milo, causing Bumblebee to shudder slightly at the look he was giving her.

"Tch. Don't listen to him, he's always like that." said Akuou, "I'm Akuou, glad to finally meet you in person, Bumblebee." she chuckled lightly, a simple smile on her face, "It's quite funny if I say it like that."

Bumblebee got over Milo's creepy words and returned the smile as she chuckled along with Akuou thinking, Well at least not every weapon is a weirdo.

"That being said, you're still welcome to accept his invitation." said Akuou, her voice low almost purring.

Aaaand I stand corrected. thought Bumblebee.

"So what's the plan today guys?" asked Ruby, after the introductions were finished. "Wanna head to the sparring arena?" she asked excitedly.

"No." said Weiss curtly shooting down Ruby's suggestion, "Right after we are done eating, you are going to come with me to the library to study."

"Oh. . ." said Ruby dejectedly, "Okay, Weiss." But that feeling was short lived, since she got to spend some time with Weiss!

Crescent Rose wrapped her arms around Ruby, "Don't worry Ruby, I'll be right with you so this Ice Queen doesn't bore you to death." she said soothingly, caressing the top of Ruby's head.

"Another thing! No weapons." said Weiss firmly looking directly at Crescent Rose, "You'll just end up distracting Ruby while she studies."

Stupid washboard, you just want to spend time with Ruby all by yourself don't you? thought Crescent Rose but didn't vocalize it.

"That isn't true! Right Ruby?" asked Crescent Rose, looking at Ruby for confirmation.

Ruby grimaced as she scratched the back of her head nervously, "Sorry, Crescent Rose but Weiss has a point. I can't concentrate on my studies with you hanging off me like you always do."

"O-okay." said Crescent Rose looking dejected.

Bumblebee quickly took advantage of the situation, "Well since no weapons allowed, I guess that's my cue to come with?" she said with a smirk.

But Weiss' rebuttal caught her off guard, "Sure, you're welcome to join us. So long as you have extensive knowledge of International Laws regarding Huntsmen and the differences of those laws between the different Kingdoms." she said smugly.

Bumblebee's face paled, "Well if you put it that way, I wouldn't be of much help there." she said retracting her offer to join them, slightly disappointed.

Ruby realizing what she had just said quickly added, "I mean who knows, if we end up finishing early we can go to the combat room and practice. We can all hang out there, right Weiss?" Ruby looked at her pleadingly.

Weiss let out a sigh, "Alright, we can head over to train a bit after we finish if we have some time."

That seemed to reassure Crescent Rose and she quickly grew animated, "Okay, I'll wait for you."

Bumblebee smiled, "That sounds great, Ruby."

After that their conversation devolved into simple idle chatter that normally buzzed in the air. Though none of them noticed a pair of bright green eyes that watched Ruby carefully from one of the windows of the mess hall.

Penny felt this odd tightness in her chest as she kept her eyes on Ruby.

What does this mean?

Author's Notes: Well I'm very sorry for the long wait everyone, the semester really got me this time despite having less units this term I'm completely swamped. I got shanghaied into presidency of my organization so the stress is getting to me with everything else on top of that. So yeah, hooray for me.

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