"Congressional Republicans have been saying there are things that I cannot do in my final year. Unfortunately this dinner was not one of them. But for everything else, it's another story. And you know who you are, Republicans. I think we have Republican senators Tim Scott and Cory Gardner — which reminds me: security, bar the doors. Judge Merrick Garland, come on out! We're going to do this right here, right now. It's like the Red Wedding."