My name is Jakubus Sexyus Yugoslavious, and I wish to bring change to the district of the Yugoslavian countires. Mybrothers and sisters help me to reform and bring back our mother nation of Yugoslavia under the flag of Tito Jackson, our one true leader. With this piece of parchment I hope to change the face of this disgrace that has become the Slav countires, no more trade bans on Mayonaise, making me eat Helmans when Winiary is just around the corner, come on Europe. Do you want the future children of Montenegro to grow up not knowing the great feeling of waking up on a sunny Yugoslavian morning, feeling the cool Slav breeze on their bare adolecant chests. #MakeYugoslaviaGreatAgain