While the country waits for the Democrats to turn their Green New Deal into direct action (which will take a while since even they won’t vote for it), the New York Times has shared some lessons about behavioral adjustments they think are necessary to fall in line with the leftist doom and gloom narrative:

Does your diet have an effect on climate change? Absolutely. We’ve answered your questions about how to shop, cook and eat in a warming world. https://t.co/K0v4QTnvo5 — The New York Times (@nytimes) May 2, 2019

The Times could start their effort to save the planet by examining the carbon footprint of their newspaper and all the delivery vehicles, etc, but maybe your dinner table is an easier place to begin.

A subset of a subset of a subset of people think they should in theory think this way. A subset of a subset of them will actually shop this way. A subset of a subset of them will adopt it as their religion & preach it at the next cocktail party they go to where they refuse to eat https://t.co/XIL9PirPCP — SalenaZito (@SalenaZito) May 3, 2019

I do my best to recycle and conserve energy. The corporate media and political class can kiss my backside. — Sheryl {Dogs are everything} #rescue (@sav01) May 3, 2019

This doesn’t strike a religious tone at all — Michael Dresch (@mic_p_dre) May 3, 2019

Nah! *Eye roll*

Does it include Sweet Baby Ray's? Because if it doesn't then I'm gonna have to pass https://t.co/UOoXWsbc2W — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) May 2, 2019

Bingo!

Shoddy science, preposterous advice, ordering people what to do, unabashed bias: your perfect story. You'd be less bitchy with bacon. — Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) May 2, 2019

Nope…will continue to eat meat daily and anything else I want. — stay positive (@JandEsdad) May 2, 2019

I am so glad that I live in an area where barbecues are a bigger social function than cocktail parties! — Stephen Smoot (@S_A_Smoot) May 3, 2019

Leave me alone. — Jason Quintana (@jasonq997) May 2, 2019

Weird thing. I’m an adult. I’ve managed to feed myself.. and 4 children without your advice. Imma guess I’m not alone in this treacherous endeavor https://t.co/0pBzqkOlbV — LaurieAnn ??‍♂️ (@mooshakins) May 2, 2019

We’re starting to think the Times’ climate change diet lecture has backfired a little bit, but in a completely carbon-neutral kind of way.

Too late! Pork butts were on sale & I bought 4 of them. Now piss off! https://t.co/fNwC2mcc6z — SandLapper (@IndyVideoGuy) May 3, 2019

These people are insufferable https://t.co/dYSfcylC4f — Soylentblue (@soylentblue) May 2, 2019

Sometimes I just light my grill and let it burn all day in case I decide to cook steaks at some point. — Just ARAMs (@justarams) May 2, 2019

Stop telling people what to eat, you smug pricks. https://t.co/nArxESm0in — EmperorPee (@EmperorPee2) May 2, 2019

I have a question. Are you, personally, going to come to my house and tell me what I am no longer allowed to eat? https://t.co/REPePmWyTH — James McQuaid (@James_J_McQuaid) May 3, 2019

No more Avocado toast — Soylentblue (@soylentblue) May 2, 2019

Imagine living your life this way https://t.co/FO7KZm8G0w — The Real Bepo (D) (@RealBepo) May 3, 2019

How about you stay in your lane, I'll stay in mine? https://t.co/j6D9v4zXvr — Max Q ⚡ (@Randy_Shannon) May 3, 2019

LOL. “Mind your own business” is a philosophy that’s the enemy of climate change alarmists.