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Scopley were affected by a bug that hit sales today. The refinery that usually mugs players off actually paid out. And someones not happy.

00:00 - 00:03 Theres a bug in the refinery

00:04 - 00:05 The timers are broken

00:05 - 00:07 UC is being handed out like sweets

00:08 - 00:12 Ships tiering left and right

00:12 - 00:15 People are emptying their raw reserves

00:17 - 00:19 The refinerys been nerfed.

00:19 - 00:21 ever since Prime Refinery, no problem

00:24 - 00:26 My Lord

00:27 - 00:28 We...er...

00:31 - 00:33 We left the refinery on full after discord moaned

00:34 - 00:36 They're getting everything

00:53 - 00:58 Panic, Gala, Digit and Devs stay.

01:13 - 01:15 What the actual fuck

01:15 - 01:17 Have you learn't nothing from our TWD game

01:18 - 01:23 How are we meant to get people to spend this month

01:25 - 01:28 Who was it? Digit?

01:29 - 01:31 You set of Robin Hood bastards.

01:31 - 01:34 We are going to have to fix it immediately

01:34 - 01:37 Then everyone will know we can instant fix bugs

01:37 - 01:40 You shower of cunts

01:40 - 01:42 My Lord, if we gave people value for money

01:42 - 01:46 Shut your filthy mouth

01:46 - 01:48 The players only want value.

01:48 - 01:52 Value... You know what value means?

01:53 - 01:54 You silly bastard

01:56 - 01:57 No new Mercedes Benz

01:57 - 02:00 No Fiji holidays for the shareholders

02:00 - 02:03 No more fancy coffee in the office.

02:04 - 02:08 All those moaning bastards on discord

02:08 - 02:13 will know we can fix things in minutes

02:14 - 02:16 How can Panic manage those cunts when they know that.

02:17 - 02:21 This is going to cost us the Christmas party.

02:27 - 02:29 And I fucking love the Christmas party

02:30 - 02:34 TWD game paid for so much champagne last year.

02:34 - 02:36 Back to cans of Stella this year.

02:41 - 02:42 Someones paying for this

02:43 - 02:47 Its going to come from the dev budget

02:48 - 02:53 Fuck new content

02:54 - 02:56 Just recycle old events and rewards.

02:56 - 02:59 Keep them hoping with tiny bits of crystal.

03:00 - 03:02 Nobodys upgrading a weapon again.

03:04 - 03:07 Dont worry. You will get ship yard 30 eventually

03:14 - 03:16 We're done here

03:19 - 03:23 Finished, the games up.

03:25 - 03:26 Panic

03:31 - 03:33 Bring me the discord login

03:40 - 03:46 It's time to put slowdown mode on before I have to read another compensation request.

03:46 - 03:49 Maybe if we ignore it, it will blow over.