In a shocking turn of events, Kylo Ren actor Adam Driver is retiring from acting! SAY WHAT?! After The Rise of Skywalker releases in December Driver will be taking up arms once again, enlisting in President Donald Trump’s Space Force.

The marine-turned-actor-turned-philanthropist was chosen by Trump himself after he saw Driver play Kylo Ren in the last two Star Wars films, and an advance screening of The Rise of Skywalker in the White House; more on that later. He believes Driver has the most experience leading a military force in outer space and will be the Earth’s best defense against extra terrestrials and also rebel scum.

Neither Driver nor Trump were available for comment but Driver’s agent did make this statement.

“It was a tough decision for Adam, but he felt defending the country and the world from galactic threats was more important than just pretending to do so on screen. Annette, which he is currently filming, will be his final film project before blasting off to space.” –Corbie McCoy, Adam Driver’s agent

How do you feel about Adam’s decision to leave acting and join the space force? Do you feel more protected now that the Supreme Leader will be defending the Earth? Let us know in the comments below or hit us up on Twitter.

Also, Adam is currently working with Omaze to bring funding to his charity Arts In The Armed Forces. If you donate at THIS LINK you will be entered to win a trip to The Rise of Skywalker premier and hang out with Driver himself before he leaves for space. Be sure to enter and if you win, tell him FakingStarWars sent you!

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