1.) Avacado paint dye

If you’re resorting, to avocados to make paint dye for clothes, what the fuck is up? I mean, if you’re not pranking a friend and ain’t living the struggle(poverty), there’s no need to waste that bomb avocado! Though, it may not be the most ideal way to make colors its intriguing nonetheless, its also, a method used by several cultural natives such as the Mayans, creating a reddish-auburn tone. Further speaking, stop that shit.

2.) Foot scrub

Another way, you should never use a avocado is the dreaded foot scrub! At this moment, your like “what?”, yeah you can make foot scrub out of avocados. That Doesn’t mean you SHOULD! If you’re that pigeon toed and got fucked up bunion’s, PLEASE! See a doctor. I Actually, happen to be a avid homeopathic remedy user, yet if your WASTING several delicious avocados, an orthopedic consultant wouldn’t hurt.

I might have just saved you; next time you’re hungry, you’ll be making a sandwich and see a plump, avocado. You’ll say, “damn! Thank goodness, I didn’t shmoney dance in this shit”. As this happens a “That’s so raven” type vision, interrupts briefly documenting the future “Avocado Animus”, station’s creating a world run by fully aware avocado’s; you’ll be prepared! your welcome. That was me.

3.) Avocado Tequila

I’ll state this simply, If you’re specifically out buying avocados to put in your tequila, I hope when you stepped on that crack & yo mama just broke her back! Spending money on avocados to “spice your drink up” or give it flavor may be a good idea, if you naturally grow them or are a chuntí, that sleeps in them. Why not? Give it a shot but wasting anymore that $3, is unreasonable when you could have bought two 40’s, and been straight. Cmon now!

4.) Avocado pudding

Wo! Wohhhhww! Wowh! Stop the shenanigans, please? to mix a naturally, grown fruit revered by native & celestial beings, with chocolate is a shame and straight-disrespect. No hate, on the chocolate but respect the “cado”. Some do claim though, that the taste is quite favorable; if you’re ever bored and feel like dissing the avocado, feel free to enjoy.

5.) Avocado ice cream

Last of all, the most favorable of all is avocado ice cream! Yes, this doesn’t sound so bad after all but fuck you! Just kidding but when you got 31 flavors, honor the “cado” in all its glory. Some fact’s worth mentioning are, that the recipe is dairy-free, gluten-free, and paleo-diet friendly; the rest of the recipes I scorched before anymore trouble is begotten, in this world ruled by the deliberate taste palette.