Originally Posted by Gullintanni Originally Posted by

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Took 8d6 in a landslide...

No Plane Shift from reality...



Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see!

I'm just a VoP Monk, I need no sympathy...

'Cause I'm easy come, easy go.

Little high, little low,

Any grid direction way the Gust of Wind blows,

Doesn't really matter to me. To me...



Mama, just killed a man. less than -10 HP (too many syllables here no matter what I do. Suggestions?) ,

Put a crossbow to his head,

Coupe-de-grace and now he's dead.

Mama, CharGen had just begun...

Throw away my sheet at level 1!

Mama oOoh, Didn't mean to cast that die,

Natural 1, I won't be adventurin' tomorrow!

Carry on! Carry on, cause this PC didn't matter.



Too late, my initiative has come...

Shivering Touch rolls down my spine,

Dex damage aching all the time.

Mama - oOoh, (the game had just begun.)

Now I've gone and thrown my books away.

I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never rolled stats at all!



I see a little silhouetto of a mage!

Saving throw! Saving throw! What is your fortitude save!?

Fireballs and lightning! Hope you've got evasion and high dexterity good reflex saves!

Gary Gygax (Gary Gygax) Gary Gygax (Gary Gygax) Gary Gygax wrote em all! He wrote them aah-ah-ah-all.

I'm just a VoP Monk, nobody loves me.

He's just a VoP Monk, from a lawful family!

Spare his HP from those with monstrous HD!

Easy save, easy hit, will you let me roll?

Saving throw: NONE! We will not let you roll.

(Spell Resistance)

Saving throw: NONE! We will not let you roll.

(Spell Resistance)

Will not let you roll!

(Spell Resist)

Will not let you roll!

(Penetration)

Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! Roll!

Oh deity! Oh deity! Let me roll!

Asmodeus has a Pit Fiend set aside for me!

For me! For ME!



[Guitar Solo]

So you think you can stop me with that No-Save-Just-Die!?

So you beat my resistance by rolling real high!?

Oh baby, party got me res'd baby!

Just need more XP, gonna blow your HD outta here!



This campaign's really ending, Tier 1's ruining my day...

This campaign's really ending,

This campaign really ends in...TPK



Cause that's the way the dice roll...