From the newspaper that gave me my start in journalism, the Rochester Democrat & Chronicle, this gem:

I urge President Obama to ban firearm possession in America. He is the president of the United States. He can change the country. He can do it today. I believe in him.

And when Ms. LeSavoy, who teaches useless “disciplines” at the College of Brockport in upstate New York, says believes, she means she really believes.

I voted for Barack Obama. Twice. During his 2008 presidential campaign, my two daughters, partner, and I ate every meal in our house on Obama placemats. We bought these at our local supermarket, plastic-coated, plate-sized paper rectangles with an image of his face framed by colors of the flag. While politically minded, I am not overly patriotic, so this mealtime ritual of American allegiance was odd for me. Still, we looked at the image of his face each day and we believed that he really could be the change in America.

I think we’ve all had just about enough change, thanks. So don’t expect this idea to gain any traction:

Firearm possession should be banned in America; President Obama can orchestrate this directive. His presidency can be remembered as a remarkable turn in United States history where a progressive leader forever changed the landscape under which we live and work. This is his legacy. To establish gun control laws in America that will reduce high levels of male violence and usher in a culture of peace and civility. Barack Obama is the president of the United States. He can change the country. He can do it today. I believe in him.

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