I was able to successfully defend myself thanks to MyWaifuList. It was the only peer reviewed academically available source to prove that Shinobu Oshino is roughly 500 years old.

Every season just has so many shows. I'm afraid if I don't start watching something right away I'll miss an important Waifu. It's a lot of pressure, but thanks to MyWaifuList, I can rest easy knowing about 2 weeks in the community will have already chosen the best girls.

ProfessorHandsome