Apr 15, 2015; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Rockets guard Jason Terry (31) shoots the ball during the third quarter against the Utah Jazz at Toyota Center. Mandatory Credit: Troy Taormina-USA TODAY Sports

Attempting to grasp the goings-on of the NBA offseason can occasionally be a tricky proposition. Multiple Utah Jazz-related news items have surfaced recently, some shedding light on the team’s response to the Dante Exum injury while others confuse the issue.

And then there’s the really crazy stuff.

In today’s dose of Utah Jazz hodgepodge, we run the rumor mill and news cycle gamut from insightful to questionable to downright disturbing. Here’s the latest on the team’s quest for a starting point guard and a gruesome note on the contract landed by a certain former Jazz player this offseason.

A word of warning–the latter piece will have you questioning the world, your existence and the collective knowledge of humankind.