Can you hear that? It's the most bizarre and overdue and welcome development. An audible basketball buzz rattling out of San Antonio. The unimaginable is finally happening—years, maybe even a decade late. The universe is finally getting around to loving the Spurs. Suddenly, it's Spurs this, Spurs that. Spurs, Spurs, Spurs. Tim! Manu! Tony! Pop! The fascination is swelling, the bandwagon is loading up. The San Antonio Spurs are suddenly…sexy.

OK, maybe that's an exaggeration. Maybe it's not Spurs sexytime yet. But it should...