We know your Trixie Mattel shirt is probably covered in makeup, and your “Not Today Satan” trucker hat was left at some bar, so it might be time to add some new items to your ever-growing RuPaul’s Drag Race merch collection.

If you didn’t spend all of your hard-earned dollars at DragCon then you can turn to Etsy to find some homemade Drag Race goods that are just too sickening to pass up:

A RuPaul Prayer Candle to light before every episode

Etsy

A Bob the Drag Queen to call your very own

Etsy

A Condragulations banner for your next viewing party

Etsy

A button set featuring Aja’s already classic “Untucked” Valentina read

Etsy

You’ll be a hit this summer in your new Drag Race tank

Etsy

Your very own Funko Pop RuPaul

Etsy

Tell the haters to sashay away with this fierce pin

Etsy

When your lips are dry from reading all day, try this lip balm with a “very spicy blend of chai tea, cinnamon, and cloves”

Etsy

A bag covered in queens for all of your makeup

Etsy/That Agnes

You could always use another Bianca t-shirt

Etsy

A cross stitchof Kim Chi’s adorable pun from Season 8:

Etsy

The perfect birthday card for the queen in your life:

Etsy

An Adore Delano pin to get the party started

Etsy/MermaidLores

Feel like royalty with this Latrice Royale tote bag

Etsy

Guess Ru with your very own Yasss Queen board game

Etsy

You will always enter the room purse first while wearing this Bob pin

Etsy

Show your love for Trixie Mattel by wearing the Barbie birthday clown from your ears

Etsy





RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9 airs Fridays at 8/7c on VH1.