Everyone in InfoSec talks about best practices for defending your companies data.

I'm flipping the industry on its head. I've realized the best defense is a good offense- that's why as a free value add to any purchase of my Email Security as a Service, I'll include outbound Phishing, Spam, Malware, and other attacks that will be sent directly to your competitors' inboxes!

That's right, comment or message me with a link to this article, and a network of proxies can shut down your rival's email server with a DDoS attack! In a matter of minutes, we can create zero-hour malware to infect devices or handcraft emails to spearphish user credentials.

No need to fear retribution. Our Email Security can detect Zero-Hour threats with our advanced cloud-sandboxing that discovers even the most hyper-evasive malware. If your rival is relying on an appliance, they will have to wait at least hours before it is updated. They won't stand a chance.

By exposing weaknesses in your competition's email gateway, not only can you steal valuable data and/or commit fraud, but you'll create a PR nightmare and take away crucial time in their IT environment. Admins may spend weeks discovering the threat paths and doing damage-control to recover lost data from backups or unencrypt data. This keeps your enemies from running business-critical technology or taking on tech projects to increase productivity.

Now it's easy to become a data-security leader in your industry, just compromise everyone else in the industry!

Don't waste time! Call today before your competition does & have a very happy April Fool's Day!





*Disclaimer: This is a joke/parody. Data theft and cyber attacks are a serious crime, and more importantly, are completely unethical. Keep your house clean and your data defended and let the criminals do the work of hacking your competitors ;)