DORKNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM -- Play paper-and-dice roleplaying games? Mouse will write the character background for your character in any roleplaying game setting. The 200-word (approx.) backstory will be hilarious, chock-full of adventure hooks and dramatic irony. (If you don’t play paper-and-dice RPGs, but have a similar sort of need for 200 words, Mouse will write that instead!)

You’ll also get a copy of the magazine and the digital PDF version.

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