By MIRANDA SAUNDERS August 16, 2017

WASHINGTON – After the Unite the Right demonstrations in Virginia over the weekend, The Daily Stormer website – the pre-eminent neo-Nazi platform – was refused hosting by both GoDaddy and Google, forcing the white supremacy site to seek a home on the dark web.

Andrew Anglin, The Daily Stormer’s founder and webmaster, held a press conference earlier today to address the groundswell of resistance to the increase of neo-Nazi activity in the United States, but was derailed mid-sentence when his gaze fell upon a headshot of Taye Diggs.

“The censoring of The Daily Stormer from the internet by powerful, pro-Jew and pro-Black interests violates the very foundation and spirit of free speech upon which this country was founded,” asserted Anglin. “Even President Donald Trump has said that those who oppose our views engage in needless acts of violence… acts which have only been exacerbated by these blatant attempts to silence our message of truth about unassailable white genetic superi–” Anglin trailed off at that point, his eyes momentarily distracted by a headshot of Taye Diggs that had been left on a nearby table.

When asked by reporters what Anglin’s plans were for The Daily Stormer, Anglin replied – after a very long pause – that, “The Daily Stormer has been forced to find a home on the dark web. Liberal forces sympathetic to the Jew and the inferior Black are determined to suppress our message of white racial superiority, but rest assured that our readership and our spirit for spreading the truth about–” Anglin again trailed off, his eyes drawn down towards the image of Taye Diggs.

“Just… just… my god, so… so….” Anglin is reported to have whispered through trembling lips.

No one could confirm how the headshot of Mr. Diggs had made its way into the conference room, but having relocated the headshot to his podium, Anglin continued to field questions, though his responses were too disjointed and too distracted for publication.

The press conference drew to a close soon after, without any further questions from the assembled reporters. Anglin appeared not to notice.

At press time, Anglin was badly losing a debate about racial purity against a wall poster of indigenous Hawaiian, Jason Momoa.