SOUTH PARK ACTION FIGURES!!

I get home and see the box on the porch, and I know that today is the day. I pick up the box and fumble with my keys to open the door. As I enter the house I see my roommate sitting on the couch. "Hey man, what's going on" he says. No time to answer, I have a box to open. I grab the scissors from the kitchen table and begin to cut the tape ring ring my pocket starts to vibrate.

I set the scissors down and look at my phone. My girlfriend is calling. "WHAT IS IT WOMEN, I'M BUSY." (I didn't say that, but I want to be dramatic) I quickly end the call with her so I can get back to the mystery box. Three simple cuts and I'm in.

I know what you are all thinking right now. "WHATS IN THE BOX MAN?!" Well here it is. Kick ass South Park action figures. This is, perhaps, the best gift ever. Thanks Santa! You rock!

List of Figures:

Butters (2) with book (The poop who took a pee) Mr. Garrison with Mr. Hat Stan with Sparky the Dog Chef Kyle with Ike Cartman with Clyde Frog Kenny (2) with rats