First of all, let me give a MASSIVE shout out to the patience and understanding of my Santa this year. One of my gifts (the best one!) was accidentally delivered to my next-door neighbor's box, and it took a few weeks to finally retrieve it. But, as of yesterday, it has been recovered! :D Now, on to gushing about the presents.

HOLY. CRAP.

My Santa is completely psychic and absolutely blew my mind. So, my favorite superhero in the whole world is the amazing Carol Danvers, the best leader of the Avengers in comic book history (who singlehandedly repelled the Skrull invasion in New York City). In addition to this, I have a hobby of collecting cool coffee mugs. Somehow, my Santa figured these things out and got me a CAPTAIN MARVEL COFFEE MUG! Yes!! I got this gift last month and have literally used it every morning. I like to think it endows me with Kree powers that help me face the day.

Now, I am a double full-time college student working on an Aeronautics and Astronautics degree, and aside from coffee, what I need next most urgently is privacy. I have an office in my house to work in, but unauthorized personnel keep popping in and disturbing me (I'm looking at you, Elly the dog). Fortunately, my psychic Santa sent me a way to solve this problem too! A fancy Starfleet Personnel Only sign to hang on the door! Now all I have to do is teach my pets to read, and I'll never be disturbed in the middle of a differential equation again!

My shiny new husband and I recently moved into a house together, but it is woefully underpopulated by --bees-- decorations. Most notably, our shower was adorned only by a flimsy piece of clear thin plastic. Have no fear, Piddlestick! Psychic Santa is here- with an amazingly awesome shower curtain that will let me study the inner and outer workings of my starship as I squeegee my armpits! :D

Finally, the gift that has caused so much delay. Let me just say this. It was worth it. My Santa, in fine RedditGifts tradition, gently stalked me and found something so meaningful that it actually brought tears to my eyes. As previously mentioned, I was recently married to the love of my life. Being the nerdy horse lover that I am, I rode in and out on the biggest blackest .. ah, horse I could find (get your mind out of the gutter). To commemorate the most wonderful day of my life, my amazing Santa commissioned a CUSTOM MADE cutting board with a gorgeous tribal horse, our names, and the wedding date. Needless to say, I will be hanging this and not chopping things on it. Except those onions I swear I'm chopping right now those aren't tears shut up. >_>

Santa, thank you for your patience with this mixed up ordeal. I love you. You deserve all the awards. <3