Let’s face it, the latest Star Wars trilogy was a polarizing affair at best. Fans have long debated the reasons for this unfortunate outcome; however, the remedy is clear: Disney MUST remake the last three films of the Skywalker Saga but with corpulent space pirate Kybo Ren from the 1985 “Droids” cartoon as the principle antagonist instead of Kylo Ren, whose name is different by only one letter. As such, I believe a significant amount of preproduction time can be saved during the scripting phase by employing Final Draft’s simple “find and replace” command.

This easy but enormously consequential fix has the potential to unite Star Wars’ fractured fandom around an oft-overlooked but much beloved character whose resemblance to John Rhys-Davies should also greatly expedite the casting process. This is a no-brainer! If Kathleen Kennedy truly cares about the Star Wars universe as she *claims* she does, she will demand these multi-million dollar films with a combined box office of approximately five billion dollars will be stricken from the canon forever to make room for a new series of films which are exactly the same as the previous ones except the main villain is Kybo Ren instead of Kylo Ren.

George Lucas taught us that the only limit to what we can achieve is our imaginations. Let’s make this happen and may the Force be with us!

P.S. If this campaign works, I plan to follow it up with a campaign to remake Solo but with Harrison Ford in a wig.