Thin privilege is being able to order whatever you want without the waiter judging you.

Just because I order a salad doesn’t mean I’m “on a diet.”

Just because I order 2 chili dogs, a slice of cake, and a giant ice soda doesn’t mean I’m unhealthy.

(And it’s not reasonable that for guys “fat” is sloppy in a cool way and they’re expected to order nothing but chili dogs and onion rings or some shit.)