First of all: there are men out there who will water down their urine in order to offer their wives "proof" they didn't give them chlamydia.


You can order Ephedrine online (but don't).

Dental dams smell good, taste like nothing, and are fun to play with by stretching over your face and sticking your tongue out at people — that's pretty much the only use they get.

Here's the most effective safe sex demonstration of all time: pull a condom over your head to demonstrate that girls should never fall for the "it doesn't fit" excuse.

Piña Colada is the best lube flavor.

Texturized condoms are more popular than regular condoms.

Kimonos are the most popular condom brand.

Lifestyles are the most common condom brand.

Gay men use female condoms for anal sex. You can put it in up to 4 hours before you have sex; just make sure you take out the ring on the inside of the condom.

UTIs and yeast infections are more prevalent in the winter.

Positive chlamydia and gonorrhea results go up by about 30% in San Francisco after Burning Man.

The most exciting moment of a volunteer's training is the first time she conducts a positive pregnancy test.

Women have tried to induce spontaneous abortions using parsley and Vitamin C.

Millennial women cope impressively well when they find out they have HPV. Older women do not take the news as easily.

It's not cool for volunteers to steal clinic supplies — especially XL condoms.

The "pull out method" is an acceptable form of pregnancy prevention, but it's still considered unprotected sex.

Abstinence is 0 to 100% effective.

Don't freak out when you're called into the counseling room after your rapid oral HIV test; all patients are, due to a privacy policy.

If your boyfriend doesn't want to accompany you to your IUD insertion appointment you should cancel the appointment, and then you should dump him.

Dr. Bronner's soap is bad for your vagina's natural flora and best used for your dishes.

No one likes the IUD model/demonstration.

Your vagus nerve passes through your cervix and that's why some women pass out when they get IUD insertions.

Sometimes girls and women experience hot flashes after getting a Mirena IUD due to low hormone levels.

Yaz/Yasmin can cause muscle weakness and cramps due to changes in Potassium levels. But that doesn't mean you need to join a class action lawsuit if you're not feeling up to going to the gym.

Everyone loves the Beyonce Pandora station.

Luiza Savin has been volunteering in women's reproductive health for two years in the Bay Area. She spends a lot of time talking to women about birth control options, UTI symptoms and vaginal flora.