A 4-year-old deals with epistemology, biology, and ethics December 6, 2015

Posted by Tomboktu in Bits and Pieces

I went for a swim in the local swimming pool this morning. While showering, I heard the following conversation from the toilets behind the partition:

Man: Have you finished your wee, Darren?

Darren: Yes.

Man: Really finished? You won’t wee in the pool, will you?

Darren: [silence]

Man: Darren, you won’t wee in the pool, will you?

Darren [in a puzzled tone]: I don’t know yet.