Oh man, Sam could NOT have been more spot-on (except for an in-person lunch WITH Tina or Steve)!!

Let's put this into perspective:

Steve Martin:

-I grew up listening to "Let's Get Small" on vinyl on my dad's record player.

-I looooved Father of the Bride and rewatched it so many times from a young age, that I know words/terms because of it, like, "luke warm" and "Rhode Island" haha.

-I own EVERY SINGLE Steve Martin movie, including "And the Band Played On" which only has him, for like, a minute. And all the shitty ones, like Pink Panther, etc.

-I've downloaded and watched all episodes of SNL he was in (King Tut Gifs anyone? King and Disco).

-I LOVE his bluegrass music and have seen him twice in concert - intercontinentally (once in London, once in California)!

He is my number one MALE. which leads us to...

Tina Fey:

-I was just getting old enough to understand Weekend Update when Tina Fey took her spot at the desk (as opposed to just pretending to get the jokes with Colin Quinn). She was so attractive, and so fucking funny. And she and Jimmy were fantastic together. And it's so hard to choose, because she and Amy were fucking amazing too.

-I saw Mean Girls in the theatre at a sneak preview, and went on to see it 4 more times in theatre. And now, the count is as blurred as the amount of times I've watched Steve Martin's King Tut performance.

-I've downloaded and watched every episode of SNL with Tina as a cast member (mainly because of my SNL obsession, but yeah).

-Like probably a million other people, the MINUTE I saw Sarah Palin, I wished Tina was still on SNL, because Sarah OBVIOUSLY told her stylist, "Make me look like Tina Fey".

-And, I promise - if anything - the following statement will be grossly UNDERstated... but I have watched the entire series of 30 Rock at least...300 times. I know you don't believe me, but I'm a freelance graphic designer who works from home and I have been watching 30 Rock EVERYDAY back to back to back since January (I've done the math and everything). Not to mention all the other times I'd watched it prior.

-I own all of Tina's movies, and I LOVE that she and Steve are friends!! I love the episode Gavin Volure, and I love Baby Mama, etc.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, My Secret Santa could not have been more spot on!!!!

I typed up all that because I'm terrible at present opening reactions, and am worried that Sam'll think I didn't absolutely fucking LOVE it when watching my video. The only thing I hate about doing these Secret Santa exchanges is that I can't give Sam something back, or at least thank him with a card or hug! So, Sam - be very grateful that I can't hug you, ahahaha.

THANK YOU! THANKS! MERCI! GRAZIE! GRACIAS! DANKE SCHöN! [I will now start using Google Translate] TAK! DANKJEWEL! SALAMAT! σας ευχαριστώ! ありがとう! WHAKAWHETAI KI A KOE! etc. I meant what I said, instead of my plans that I had today (clean my room, go to gym), I'm just gonna read these all day, so not only thank you for the girft, but thank you for the excuse! Hahaha.

Okay, I'm ramblin'. GET IT?? RAMBLIN' MAN??

Love, Jamie

P.S. I was -NO LIES- watching 30 Rock when this arrived - season 5, episode 15