Waffles: i’m just reading about how this Egyptologist came across jars full of honey

so naturally they started eating it

Me: haha

science!

Waffles: then one of the party remarked on a hair in the honey he was dipping bread in

they found more hair and pulled on it and ‘the body of a small child appeared, in good state of preservation, with all limbs intact and well dressed, with ornaments’

Me: GOOD LORD

Waffles: it is not recorded if any of the party ever ate anything ever again

Me: bluagh guahg

so it was a child in a big jar of honey?

they were really going at it?

not just tasting huh

Waffles: yeah they must have been really nomming it

Me: the messed up adventures of winnie the pooh

Edit: For some reason tumblr has seen fit to make the images in this post unviewable from my blog… so if you are reading this as of 2019, check out one of the many reblogs in the notes to view the accompanying drawings of the original post.