Ok so like if it’s one type of television show that I KNOW white people love, it’s procedurals, right?

And like one of the biggest procedurals is Criminal Minds, right?

But like every single goddamn episode I swear to god, it’s like “our suspect is a white, heterosexual male in his late 20s to early 30s."

Every single goddamn episode.

And like I’m not saying that this show is accurate or anything (for one, Hotch’s divorce for some unknown reason is taking place in the sUPREME COURT OF VIRGINIA and it’s like are you fucking kidding me, what supreme court issue is in your divorce, Hotch? Please tell me, what the hell type of "irreconcilable differences” require fucking highest court appellate review???).

But like if white people can take stereotypes of Black people being thugs and hoes from tv shows, and stereotypes of Asians being submissive nerdy overachievers with bad parenting skills from tv shows, and stereotypes of Latin@s being super sexualized and manual labor and never educated from tv shows and NOT EVEN BLINK…

…THEN WHY THE HELL DO WHITE PEOPLE STILL ASSUME THAT A LONE BLACK MAN IS GONNA KILL THEM IN THEIR HOUSE WHEN IT’S ALWAYS A FUCKING GODDAMN WHITE-ASS STRAIGHT MAN WHO GOES AND MURDERS THE FUCKING FAMILY ALONG WITH THE DOG WITH A GREAT BIG OLD GUN AND AXE COMBO.