If you are one of the two people that read this blog, you already know that I think Kylie Jenner is the most inspirational human being on the planet Earth. Everything she does is breathtaking. Remarkable. Sensational. Magnificent!! I can’t help but wonder how one person is capable of being so perfect in every single way. She is an inspiration to me and millions of other Kylieheads. A brave woman who is not afraid to show the world who she really is, and it fills me with overwhelming joy and gratitude to know that there is a woman out there in the spotlight showing all of the young women in the world that they have more to offer the world than just their bodies. Anyone with half a brain can see that there’s far more to Kylie than her lip injections and expensive, surgically enhanced ass. Much more! I hope you all will join me on this trip down memory lane for all of the times Kylie Jenner made her most inspirational posts online and showed the world that she is far above all of the shallow, vapid Hollywood drones.

1. The Time She Posted a Picture with Her Titties Out

2. The Time She Posted a Picture of Her Big Fat Fake Ass

3. The Time She Posted a Picture of Her Big Fat Fake Ass

4. The Time She Posted a Picture with Her Titties Out

5. The Time She Posted a Picture of Her Big Fat Fake Ass

6. The Time She Posted a Picture with Her Titties Out

7. The Time She Posted a Picture of Her Big Fat Fake Ass

8. The Time She Posted a Picture of Her Big Fat Fake Ass While Her Titties Were Out

9. The Time She Posted a Picture of Makeup

10. The Time She Posted a Picture of Herself Without Overpriced Garbage Makeup Caked on Her Face and Showed Us That Maybe She’s Actually a Human Being and Not a Brainless Hollywood Manufactured Automaton

Wow! So many beautiful memories. It brings a tear to my eye to think about all of the wonderful things Kylie has accomplished already, and she’s not even twenty yet! When I was her age I was pounding off five times a day and going nowhere fast. Same stuff I do now. But that’s a story for another day. Today we are celebrating the Incredible, Irreplaceable, Stupendous King Kylie. 🙂 Please feel free to scroll back up and read through the list again and bask in the glory of this shining example of human perfection.