- LAST WEEK, THE STUDENTSOF THIS SCHOOL PARTICIPATED INTHE PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS TEST. I AM SAD TO ANNOUNCETHAT SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCORED THE LOWESTIN HEALTH AND FITNESS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. ON THE WHOLE, YOU STUDENTSACTUALLY SCORED FINE. BUT THE PRESIDENT'SFITNESS TEST IS SCORED ON A SCHOOL WIDEAVERAGE, AND ONE FOURTH GRADERAT THIS SCHOOL SCORED SO LOW... WITH A TERRIFYINGBODY FAT SCORE AND HIGH BLOOD PRESSUREAND THE CHOLESTEROL LEVELS OF A 70-YEAR-OLD MAN, THAT IT ACTUALLY BROUGHTYOUR ENTIRE SCHOOL'S AVERAGE DOWN TO THE LOWESTIN THE COUNTRY. - [yawns] - HOWEVER, THE PRESIDENTIALFITNESS PROGRAM NEVER WANTSTO SINGLE OUT ONE CHILD, BECAUSE THEN THAT CHILDMIGHT FEEL BAD, AND SO AS FARAS WE'RE CONCERNED, YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHOF FAT FUCKIN' PIGS. - UH, COULD YOU PLEASE USEA LITTLE DIFFERENT TERMINOLOGY? - SORRY...AS FARAS THE BOARD IS CONCERNED, YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHOF FAT FUCKIN' PIGS. AND SO IT IS THE RECOMMENDATIONOF THIS BOARD THAT EVERY WEEK, EACH CLASSWILL ALTERNATE TURNS GIVING UP THEIR RECESSESAND INSTEAD REPORTING TO P.E. [students groan]

WE'RE GONNA DOSOME ROPE CLIMBIN'! - GOD, THIS SUCKS! - FOUR WEEKSWE GOTTA DO THIS? - WELL, LET'S JUSTSUCK IT UP, GUYS. ALL WE CAN TRY TO DO IS HAVEA POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT IT. - ALL RIGHT, MCCORMICK,LETS START WITH YOU. CLIMB THE ROPE. - [grunting] - HA HA!LOOK AT KENNY. HE'S SO POOR.HUH, YOU GUYS? HIS FAMILY IS SO POOR,THEY COULDN'T PAY THE $3.99 FOR THE GYM OUTFIT! - ALL RIGHT,LET'S GO, BROFLOVSKI. - [grunting] - HA HA HA HA HA! LOOK, YOU GUYS,A JEW ON A ROPE! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALLA JEW ON A ROPE? - ALL RIGHT, CARTMAN,STOP RIPPING ON OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEELLESS EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE FACT WE'RE ALL HEREBECAUSE OF YOU. - HEY, WHOA, WE ARE HERE BECAUSETHE AVERAGE SCORE WAS LOW! THAT'S ON ALL OF US! - BECAUSE OF YOU! IT'S YOUR FAULTTHAT WE HAVE TO DO THIS. WE HAVE TO DO THISBECAUSE YOU'RE UNHEALTHY. - YEAH. WE'RE PAYINGFOR YOUR BEING FAT. - WOW, CRAIG. I CAN'T BELIEVEYOU JUST WENT THERE. HERE WE WERE, HAVINGA PERFECTLY NICE CONVERSATION ABOUT KENNY BEING POORAND KYLE BEING A JEW, AND YOU JUST DECIDE TO GO 9-11AND BUST OUT THE "FAT" QUIP. - WE ARE HEREBECAUSE OF YOU, ERIC, SO JUSTKEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. - OH, MY GOD! WHY DOESN'T EVERYONEJUST BACK OFF? I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS! YOU'RE THE 99% GANGING UPON THE 1%! - OH, GROW UP. - JESUS CHRIST! THE 99% IS TOTALLYGANGING UP ON ME! - THAT'S WHAT WE MEANBY GROW UP, DUDE! STOP BEING A BABY! - YEAH,WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND CRY TO YOURSTUFFED ANIMALS AGAIN? - [gasps] [crying] [sniffles] AND THEN-- AND THEN WENDY SAIDTHAT THEY WERE THE 99%, AND I WAS THE 1%,AND THAT MADE ME NOT COOL. [sobbing] [as Clyde Frog]BUT, ERIC, YOU ARE COOL. I KNOW, CLYDE FROG, BUT NOW THE 99% IS SAYING EVERYTHINGIS MY FAUUULLLT. [sobbing] [as Peter Panda]IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, ERIC. HOW CAN THEY BLAME YOUFOR WHAT IS CLEARLYPRESIDENT OBAMA'S FAULT? [sniffling] WHAT DO YOU MEAN,PETER PANDA? [as Peter]YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT STUPID PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS TEST. OBAMA DID! [as Polly Prissypants]YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT ERIC! YOU DON'T NEED TO GROW UP. YOU ARE AWESOME AND COOL. THANKS,POLLY PRISSYPANTS. I'M JUST SO SCAREDTHAT ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT MEBEHIND MY BACK.

[indistinct chatter] - HEH, AND SO THEN,SKELETOR TOLD TERMINATOR HE WANTED A DIVORCE, AND APPARENTLY IT'SALL GONNA BE FINALIZED SOON. - DUDE, BUTTERS, HOW MANY TIMESDO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS? THAT'S NOT SKELETOR, IT'SA WOMAN NAMED MARIA SHRIVER. - BUT THEN WHY DOESHIS FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? [doors bang] - WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GUYSTALKING ABOUT? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I KNEW IT! YOU GUYS ARE HAVING A BIG99% RALLY, AREN'T YOU? OCCUPYING THE CAFETERIA? YOU WANNA KNOW WHY YOU GUYSARE ALL HERE PROTESTING? BECAUSE YOU'RE PISSED OFF, BUT YOU ACTUALLY THINKIT'S WRONG TO BE PISSED OFFAT A BLACK PRESIDENT, SO YOU'RE ALL JUSTPISSED OFF AT ME! WELL, GO AHEAD! HAVE YOUR LITTLE RALLYTO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STICK IT TO THE 1%--SEE WHAT IT GETS YOU! [crash] - HEY, YOU KNOW,ERIC IS RIGHT. MAYBE WE SHOULDFORM A 99% CLUB. - YEAH, IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. IF ALL THE STUDENTS UNITE, WE CAN WORK TOGETHERTO FIGHT THE S-SYSTEM! - YEAH, THE FIFTH GRADERSAGREE! WE'RE ALL BEING PUNISHEDFOR ONE LAZY BITCH. LET'S MAKE HIM SUFFER. - ALL WE NEEDIS SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED D-D-D-DIPLOMACY.

OF ALL FOURTH GRADERSAT SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY. - AH, YES, THE FATTIEBOOM BALLATIE CLASS. HOW'S THE EXTRA P.E.TREATING YOU? - SIR, WE BELIEVE YOUR FITNESSSYSTEM IS FLAWED, AND THAT FOR 99% OF US,IT IS UNFAIR. - AND WHAT DO YOU WANT METO DO ABOUT IT? - WELL, SIR, WE BELIEVETHAT THE 1% SHOULD BE DROPPED FROMTHE FITNESS RESULTS SO THAT OUR SCORESCAN BE MORE ACCURATE. - [sighs]AFRAID THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. THE NATIONAL FITNESS TESTHAS VERY SPECIFIC STANDARDS. NO ONE CHILD CAN EVERBE MADE TO FEEL SINGLED OUT. WE DON'T EVEN LIKE TO USETHE TERM PHYSICALLY FIT ANYMORE BECAUSE IT CAN MAKE A STUDENTFEEL UN-PHYSICALLY FIT, AND THEN THAT STUDENTMIGHT END UP FEELING LIKEA TOTAL RETARD. - EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU USEA DIFFERENT TERMINOLOGY PLEASE? - AND THENTHAT "FOURTH GRADER" MIGHT END UP FEELINGLIKE A TOTAL RETARD. - SIR, ALL OF THE STUDENTS ALREADY KNOW WHO THE 1% IS. - ALL YOU'RE DOINGIS MAKING THE 99% MORE ANGRY. I WARN YOU,THIS COULD TURN VERY UGLY.

- MOM, HAVE YOUBEEN HERE ALL DAY? - NO, SWEETIE,I'VE BEEN AT THE HAIR SALON. WHY?- SOMEBODY'S BEEN IN MY ROOM! FUCKING 99 PERCENTERS! WHAT DID THEY TAKE? - ARE YOU SURE, SWEETIE? - AM I SURE?LOOK AT THIS PLACE! - BUT WHO WOULD WANT TO--- DON'T YOU GET IT MOM? PEOPLE VOTED FOR OBAMA, SO NOW THAT EVERYTHING SUCKS,THEY HAVE TO BLAME ME! THEY DIDN'T TAKEMY STORM TROOPER WATCH. MY ARKHAM CITY GAMEIS STILL HERE. WHAT ELSE COULD THEY HAVE-- OH, MY GOD. CLYDE FROG! - WHAT? - NO. NO! CLYDE FROG! THEY TOOK CLYDE FROG! CLYDE FROG! CLYDE? CLYDE FROG! [suspenseful music] CLYDE... CLYDE FROG! BLAH!

HE WAS A FIGHTER,A VISIONARY. BUT MOST OF ALL, CLYDE FROGWAS THE PERFECT FRIEND. HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING. HE NEVER HAD HIS OWN IDEASABOUT WHAT HE WANTED TO DO. HE JUST SAT THERE GOING ALONGWITH WHATEVER I WANTED. A NOBLE TRAIT THAT SEEMS LOSTON YOU 99 PERCENTERS. AND NOW WE LIVE IN A WORLDWHERE ONE OF YOU HAS DECIDED TO BECOMEA MURDERER. WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE, I'M SURE YOU'RESITTING THERE RIGHT NOW, IN YOUR LITTLE GREEN HAT, WITH YOUR LEFT CHEEK RESTINGAGAINST YOUR HAND, THINKING, "I'M NOT GETTING AWAYWITH THIS, AM I?" BECAUSE, WHOEVER YOU ARE, MAYBE YOU STILL HAVE ONE LITTLEPIECE OF HUMANITY LEFT, COVERED UP AND TAINTED BLACK BY YEARS OF JEWISH PROPAGANDAAND LEFT WING LIES. MAYBE YOU JUST--- SHUT THE HELL UP, CARTMAN! - GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,KYLE?! - HOW DO YOU MURDERA STUFFED ANIMAL? - HOW DO YOUMURDER A STUFFED ANIMAL? YOU TELL US, KYLE! B-B-BUT-BUT LET'S NOTGET AHEAD OF OURSELVES. THERE'S STILL A BIGINVESTIGATION TO COME. AND UNTIL WE PROVEBEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT WHO THE KILLER WAS, YOU AREALL JUST AS GUILTY AS KYLE. THANK YOU SO MUCH.BAGPIPES, PLEASE. ♪ ♪ FLY, FLY LITTLE DOVE ♪ TO THE WELCOME ARMSOF CHRIST ABOVE ♪ ♪ YOUR TEARSARE FINALLY GONE ♪ - WHERE'S OUR $5.00? - FLY TO--WHAT? - IT SAID IN THE EMAIL,IF WE CAME, WE EACH GOT $5.00. - YEAH. - $5.00 HAS BEEN DONATEDIN EACH OF YOUR NAMES TO THE CLYDE'S LAW FOUNDATION. ♪ FLY, FLY TO CHRIST [kids groaning] OH, FINE,GO AHEAD AND LEAVE! I'M GONNA FIND OUTWHO DID THIS TO CLYDE, AND I'M GONNA HAVEYOUR FUCKIN' BALLS! ♪ FLY TO CHRIST - SIR--SIR,YOU REMEMBER THE KIDS FROM THAT SOUTH PARKELEMENTARY SCHOOL? - OH, YES, THE BOOM BOOM CHUBBYCHOOM CHOOM SCHOOL. - THEY'RE ALLPROTESTING OUTSIDE, SAYING OUR SYSTEM ISN'T FAIRTO THE 99% OF THEM! - OH, MY JESUS! OH, NOT A 99% RALLY! - I SURE HOPE THIS WORKS! - TOM, I'M REPORTINGFROM THE MIDDLE OF A PROTEST, WHERE TWO FOURTH GRADE STUDENTSARE FED UP AND HAVE DECIDED TO OCCUPY...RED ROBIN. OCCUPY RED ROBIN HAS BEENGOING ON FOR SEVERAL HOURS NOW, AND, BOYS, TECHNICALLY,I AM PART OF THE 99%, SO WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAYABOUT ALL THIS?

- THANK YOU ALL SO MUCHFOR COMING. I REALIZETHAT CLYDE FROG'S DEATH IS AS SHOCKING TO ALL OF YOUAS IT IS TO ME. [as Peter] WHY WOULD SOMEBODYDO SUCH A TERRIBLE THING? [as Polly] WHY WOULD SOMEBODYHURT CLYDE FROG, ERIC? ESPECIALLY BECAUSEYOU ARE SO AWESOME AND COOL? I KNOW THAT I'M AWESOMEAND COOL, POLLY PRISSYPANTS, BUT THAT HAS LITTLE RELEVANCEAT THE MOMENT TO CLYDE FROG'S MURDER. [as Rumpertumpskin]LET'S STOP THIS CHARADE, ERIC, AND LET'SGET DOWN TO BUSINESS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,RUMPERTUMPSKIN? [as Rumpertumpskin]WE ALL KNOW WHO FUCKING KILLED CLYDE FROG,AND SHE'S THE SAME DIRTY SLUT WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH USOUR WHOLE LIVES! - ERIC, SWEETIE,IS EVERYTHING OKAY? - [as Polly]DOES EVERYTHING LOOK OKAY? - [as Peter]SIT DOWN, YOU FUCKING BITCH. - YES.SIT DOWN, MOTHER. WE ARE ALLHAVING A TEA PARTY. - SWEETIE, I SEE THAT YOU'REA LITTLE DISTURBED RIGHT NOW, BUT MAYBE YOU CAN-- - [as Polly]SHUT YOUR FAT PIE HOLE, BITCH! [as Rumpertumpskin] YEAH,YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, SKANK! YOU LET CLYDE FROGGET MURDERED! - NO, RUMPERTUMPSKIN,I DIDN'T! I SWEAR! - [as Marc] THEN WHY DID YOUWRITE IN YOUR DIARY IT WAS PROBABLY TIME FOR ERIC TO GROW OUT OF HISSTUFFED ANIMALS ANYWAY? THAT'S AN EXCELLENT POINT,MUSCLE MAN MARC. PLEASE CONTINUE. [as Marc] WELL,ALL I'M SAYING, ERIC, IS-- - SWEETIE, YOU REALLY CANJUST TALK TO ME IF YOU-- - [as Marc]ALL I'M SAYING, ERIC, IS THAT YOU WENT THROUGHYOUR MOM'S DIARY FOR A REASON! - ERIC, I PROMISE YOU. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGTO YOUR FAVORITE TOY. WHOEVER DID THIS TO YOU, I HATE THEMAS MUCH AS YOU DO. AND I'D DO ANYTHINGTO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT! - SO THEN... WE ARE ALL GOING TO NEEDSOME MORE TEA. [spoon clanking softly]

♪ - YOU BETTER GIVE ME EVERY COPYOU GOT ON THE SOUTH SIDE! I DON'T CARE WHEREABC PARKS THEIR TRUCK, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'TBLOCK THE FIRE TRUCKS. JESUS, THIS PROTESTIS GETTING OUT OF HAND. ALL RIGHT, WHAT EXACTLYARE WE DEALING WITH? - IT'S NOT GOOD. THE PROTEST HAS QUADRUPLEDIN SIZE SINCE THIS MORNING. AS YOU CAN SEE FROMTHIS AERIAL PHOTOGRAPH, THE PROTEST NOW COVERSALMOST TWO SQUARE MILES. WE HAVE RIOT OFFICERS HERE,HERE, AND HERE. THE MEDIA HAS BEEN CONTAINEDTO THIS AREA. - AND WHERE ARETHE ACTUAL PROTESTERS? - OH, THESE TWO PEOPLE,RIGHT HERE. - HOW ARE WE GOINGTO CONTAIN THIS THING? - I'M AFRAID IT'S ABOUTTO GET WORSE. YOU SEE THIS AREA HERE? THIS IS WHERE WE'RE SETTING UPTHE STAGE FOR BON JOVI. - BON JOVI?- THESE ARE GOOD COPS. WE CAN'T HAVE THEM STANDINGAROUND FOR HOURS WITHOUT SOME ENTERTAINMENT! THE PROBLEM IS WITH THIS AREABLOCKED BY NAPPING TENTS, WE HAVE NO PLACE TO SERVETHE OFFICERS BEER. DAMN IT!DON'T THESE PROTESTERS KNOW WHAT THISIS ALL HEADING TOWARDS? FULL-ON CLASS WARFARE. - [snoring] [crackling] [sniffs] [grunting] WHAT THE HELL? AAH! MOM! MOM, MY ROOM IS... - AAH! PETER PANDA! [siren and policeradio chatter] - THE FIRE STARTED WITH THIS. DEFINITELY A CASE OF ARSON. SOMEBODY HATES THIS KID. - DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM!LEAVE HIM ALONE! PETER PANDA?! [as Peter] EH...ERIC... DON'T TRY TO TALK,PETER PANDA. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. [as Peter] ERIC... REMEMBER.... TO S-S-STAY COOL... [sobbing] - SORRY, KID, WE NEEDTO TAKE THIS AS EVIDENCE. - NO! PETER PANDA, NO!

AS MORE AND MORE AMERICANSOCCUPY RED ROBIN. I ASKED SOME OF THE PEOPLE EXACTLY WHAT THEY HOPETO ACCOMPLISH. AND, SIR, WHAT DO YOU HOPE TOACCOMPLISH BY THIS MOVEMENT? - I LIKE THE, UH, A1 PEPPERCORN BURGER. AND THEY GOT, UM... BOTTOMLESS FRIES. - AND AS THE PROTESTERSINSIDE RED ROBIN UNITE TOGETHER, WORD IS THATFILMMAKER MICHAEL MOORE HAS JOINEDTHE PROTESTERS OUTSIDE! - I LOOK OUT AT THE FACESOF YOU PROTESTERS, AND I SEETHE FUTURE OF AMERICA! WE ARE THE 99%! YEAH! [knocking] - HEY, DUDE. ARE YOU THE GUYS MESSINGWITH CARTMAN'S STUFFED ANIMALS? - MAYBE WE ARE,AND MAYBE WE AREN'T. YOU GOT ANY PROOF? - WELL, IT'S JUST-- YOU AND YOUR FRIENDSWERE THE ONES SAYING CARTMANNEEDS TO SUFFER. - THAT DOESN'TPROVE ANYTHING! THAT FAT LITTLE FUCK IS FINALLY GETTINGWHAT'S COMING TO HIM. - YEAH, BUT, DUDE,HE SERIOUSLY COULD HAVE DIEDIN THAT FIRE. - HE'S IN YOUR CLASS,BUT YOU DON'T DEAL WITH HIM! SO WE ARE GONNA REMEDYTHE SITUATION. WE'VE GOT BIG PLANS! JUST STAY OUT OF OUR WAYAND LET THE MEN HANDLE THIS!

- OF COURSE--YOU CAN'T BE STAYING IN A HOME WITH THAT MUCH FIRE DAMAGE. - TO BE HONEST, WE'REJUST A LITTLE SURPRISED YOUR SON BEGGED YOUTO STAY WITH US. WE NEVER KNEW YOUR SONAND OUR SON WERE SO CLOSE. - I ASKED LITTLE ERICWHERE HE WOULD FEEL SAFEST, AND HE SAIDWITH HIS FRIEND TOKEN. - THIS WINDOW LOCKSFROM THE INSIDE, RIGHT? AND THIS DOORHAS A LOCK ON IT TOO? DON'T WORRY, POLLY PRISSYPANTS,YOU'RE GONNA BE SAFE HERE. IN THIS DAY AND AGE,BLACK PEOPLE ARE JUST IMPERVIOUS TO BEINGFUCKED WITH, SO WE WILL BE ALL RIGHT. - WHY ARE YOUINVOLVING ME IN THIS? - TOKEN, PLEASE. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSONI CAN TRUST. BECAUSE IN TODAY'S TIME,BLACK PEOPLE ARE SOMEHOW INCAPABLE OFDOING ANYTHING WRONG. [indistinct radio chatter] - BREAKING NEWS FROMTHE "OCCUPY RED ROBIN" MOVEMENT. THE PROTESTERS HAVE DECREASEDIN NUMBER FROM TWO TO ONE AS ONE OF THE PROTESTERSHAS APPARENTLY SPLINTERED OFF FROM THE GROUPTO START A NEW MOVEMENT, "OCCUPY THE RESTROOM." - TOM, OCCUPY THE RESTROOM HAS BEEN GOING ONFOR ALMOST THIRTY MINUTES NOW. CERTAINLY A SIGNTHAT THIS COUNTRY IS MORE DIVIDED THAN EVER. THESE 99 PERCENTERSARE FED UP, AND AS A RESULT YOU CANCLEARLY SEE THIS RESTROOM IS... OCCUPIED. [toilet flushes] - TOM, IT LOOKS LIKETHE MOVEMENT IS FINISHED, BUT FROM THE TIME IT TOOK, IT MUST HAVE BEEN A PRETTYDECENT-SIZED MOVEMENT.

- [crunching] [remote clicking] - WILL YOU STOPCHANGING CHANNELS AND JUST PICK SOMETHING? - WHAT DO YOU WANNA WATCH,POLLY PRISSYPANTS? - THIS IS MY ROOM.I'LL TAKE THE REMOTE FROM YOU. - NUH-UH, 'CAUSEI'LL TELL MY MOM ON YOU WHEN OUR PARENTS GET HOME. - YOU'RE A GUEST HERE.YOU'RE MOM ISN'T IN CHARGE. - NU-UH, 'CAUSE MY HOUSEGOT BURNED DOWN, SO EVERYONEHAS TO FEEL BAD FOR ME. [chiming] - WHAT IS THAT?WHAT IS THAT?! - THAT'S THE ALARM THATSOMEONE'S IN THE BACKYARD. - WHAT? WHO?!- I DON'T KNOW. - I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE HERE! STAY THERE, GUYS.I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! WHO'S THERE? LOCK THAT DOORBEHIND YOU, TOKEN. BLACK PEOPLE LIVE HERE! - THE MOTION DETECTOR! - AH! - AGH!- UHH! AH HA! I KNEW IT WAS YOU, KYLE! - IT'S NOT ME! I'M HERE TO HELP YOU,FAT ASS! - OH, SURE. - STOP IT, CARTMAN.IT'S TRUE! WE CAME TO KEEP AN EYE OUT. STEVEN TAMIL SAID HE HADSOMETHING REALLY BIG PLANNED. - STEVEN TAMIL? THE FIFTH GRADER? OH, SHIT! I TOLD YOU TO LOCKTHAT DOOR, TOKEN! NO. NO, NO, NO, NO! WHERE ARE THEY, KENNY?! - [muffled] - AGH! [lock clicks] - HEY, CARTMAN, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T TRUSTANY OF YOU ASSHOLES! WHERE ARE YOUSONS OF BITCHES?!

both: READY! - HERE...WE...GO! - HEY... WHAT ARE YOU FIFTH GRADERSDOING? - WE ARE THE 83%! WE ARE TIRED OF BEING PUNISHEDFOR THE FOURTH GRADE CLASS! THE FOURTH GRADEIS STICKING IT TO THE OTHER 83%OF THE SCHOOL! - NOW, HOLD ONA SECOND, FELLAS. IF YOU'RE THE 83%,THEN OUR CLASS IS ONLY 17%. - YEAH, HOW CAN THE 17%BE STICKING IT TO THE 83%? - BECAUSE YOUR CLASSHAS CARTMAN IN IT, AND HE'S THE 1%! - BUT IF HE'S 1%OF 17%, THEN HE'S .17%. - THIS IS IT! THE INEVITABLE HAS HAPPENEDAT OCCUPY RED ROBIN! IT IS FULL-ON CLASS WARFARE! - AND NOW CLASS WARFAREIS BREAKING OUT. APPARENTLY IT ISTHE FOURTH GRADE CLASS VERSUS THE FIFTH GRADE CLASS. - IT'S HERE!CLASS WARFARE IS FINALLY HERE! - YEAH!

WHOEVER YOU ARE,JUST GIVE THEM BACK! HAVEN'T YOU DONEENOUGH TO ME? [bubbling] MUSCLE MAN MARC! AAAAH! AAH! [thunder] POLLY PRISSYPANTS?! RUMPERTUMPSKIN?! JESUS CHRIST! [as Rumpertumpskin]ERIC, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! WHO DID THIS TO YOU? [as Rumpertumpskin]YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO US! DON'T WORRY!I'LL GET YOU DOWN! - NO, ERIC!DON'T COME ANY-- [click, rapid beeping] [screaming] RUMPERTUMPSKIN! RUMPER... [sobbing]RUMPERTUMPSKIN. WHY? WHY DID YOU DO THIS? [as Polly]IT'S OKAY, ERIC... IT'S OVER NOW. POLLY? POLLY PRISSYPANTS? YOU DID THIS? [as Polly] DON'T YOU SEE? THE KIDS AT SCHOOLWERE RIGHT, ERIC. IT WAS TIME FOR USTO GROW UP. YOU GOT RID OF CLYDE FROG. YOU BURNED PETER PANDA. [as Polly]YES, THEY'RE GONE. AND NOW WE CAN GROW UPAND BE TOGETHER. THEY WERE YOUR FRIENDS! [as Polly]THEY WERE HOLDING US BACK! ALL THE KIDS MAKINGFUN OF YOU AT SCHOOL, SAYING YOU'RE NOT COOL. YOUR STUFFED ANIMALSALL HAD TO BE GOTTEN RID OF, DON'T YOU SEE?