This be the tale of Dastardly Dan and his brave venture at sea in which he plundered many-a booty!

"Avast!" cried Dan, his ship's bold flag stating his purpose plainly, "Ye Tar best be givin' up yer booty, else ye see the wrath of Dastardly Dan, who send many a man to meet Davy Jones himself!"

He sends off a warning shot, booming, "Fire in the hole!"