I have no words for this novel. I can’t summarize it. I can’t review it. It is untouchable.

John Green, you’ve outdone yourself.

You receive an infinite number of Squeakers and an even greater infinite number of Buttberps on this ridiculous and utterly meaningless rating scale.

I am rarely able to say I have a favorite book, for there are many “great” books in the world for an even “greater” number of reasons and purposes.

This books changes all that.