I made Dr. Phil more money in character than I could ever make on my own. I will tell the whole story another time, but they moved the entire House of Judgment series back a month once they found my website. I went through a series of interviews to determine if I was "fraduin." They decided that I was not. Dr. Phil said some interesting things about it that never made it to air. His final conclusion was that he couldn't tell what I meant and what I didn't, and that worried him.I have to split for a bit, boys, but I will say a couple things before I do. First of all, don't overestimate the amount of money books make. It's really not that much, especially for a niche book like mine. I think the average book sells 5,000 copies. At the standard author royalty rate of $1 a book, that's barely enough to fix my car. My book did better than that, but it ain't Eat, Pray, Love. Know what I mean?I do this **** to make you guys laugh, drop some one-liners, wind bitches up on the radio, and hopefully to straighten some of you guys out. Some guys and some women have a very ****ing stupid idea of how relationships work. I answer those questions as honestly as I can.If any of you guys who are actually fans feel betrayed by things you're seeing here, I apologize. That was never my intent.Also, the info some of you are posting about this good-looking guy who seems to look a lot like me, but probably has a bigger penis, has been on the web for a long time. ****, Variety outed me last year. I'm glad you guys are excited about it, but I want to make one thing clear. I am not ****ing married!I'll be back later. Oh and the red hair is a loss of Man Points. I know it, you know it, let's have a big red parade about it.-Dick__________________