If you feel like your kids are missing out on the weird tales of one Howard Phillips Lovecraft, deviant DrFaustusAU has the perfect solution: a Seussian rework of The Call of Cthulhu, adapted for verse and very nicely mimicking Dr. Seuss’ drawing style and signature color scheme. We’re not positive this mash-up could be improved, which is saying something because we’re extremely snobby about books over here. (What? ‘Least we’re honest.)

The pages were originally doubled, as you’ll notice if you visit DrFaustusAU; they’ve been split into individual files here so you can read the text a little more easily.

[buzzfeed]