This is a dirty Princess Peach figure from Entertainment Earth (pre-order, $120). Think 'Precious Moments', then forget everything you know about Precious Moments and think Princess Peach sitting on a giant phallic mushroom with a face that's kissing her privates. What in the... *Mario takes a bath with a toaster*

* Sexy PVC statue with... a mushroom! * Well-endowed princess with high heels and a great personality!

* Save the princess in your hands!

* A coy look and a pose that defines subtlety!

This princess is from a totally different castle! This white-hot statue with blonde hair and a pink costume is not appropriate for children, but it might be just the thing for your home office! Perched atop an unusually-formed fungus, the oddly named "Princess Bitch" poses with pride. Princess tiara studded jewelry is true! This 1:7 scale figure measures over 5 1/2-inches tall, and is sure to be an amazing conversation piece no matter where you decide to display her!

What if I decide to display her on a hat? Is she still 'an amazing conversation piece' or something that'll get me kicked out of the mall? "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." FINE -- THE GIRL AT THE ORANGE JULIUS CAN'T MAKE AN ORANGE SWIRL FOR SHIT ANYWAYS! Validate my parking?

Hit the jump for the NSFW uncensored picture. WARNING: Cannot be unseen.

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Princess Bitch [albotas]

Thanks to Alan, who's a giant pervert and doesn't care who knows it. Just kidding, he does -- it's me that doesn't.