First, there were these strange text messages from dog , now Angie Bailey has unveiled her “Texts from Mittens the Cat” on Catster. In a nutshell, it shows what kinds of conversations Mittens might have with humans, should cats ever gain the ability to use smartphones. Continue reading to see more.

Bailey, a prolific writer who is clearly consumed by her love for cats, portrays a cat doing most of the things that domestic cats do best – begging for food at inappropriate times, doing their best to open doors into rooms that they will then refuse to enter, and leaving dead mice on your pillow.