The folks over at Deadspin have compiled a list of the weirdest items people have inserted into their bodies and then had to visit an Emergency Room to take it out!

The data comes from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission who has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country.

Throat:

DETERGENT PACK

WHISTLE

ENGAGEMENT RING

“SWALLOWED A QUARTER WHILE TAKING A SHOWER”

“DOING MAGIC TRICK AT SCHOOL & SWALLOWED A QUARTER”

SCHOOL LOGO MAGNET

CONFETTI

SCREW

A TACO

BALL OF STRING

A BEE



Penis:

PENIS PLUG

20-30 MAGNETIC BUCKY BALLS

DICE

FISHTANK AIRHOSE

ANTENNA

SEWING NEEDLE

BB PELLET

“WIDE WOODEN DOWEL”

NAIL

PLASTIC PIPE, DENTAL FLOSS WITH BEADS

WIRE

MARBLE

EMBEDDED DOMINO IN PENIS “TO PLEASE THE LADIES”

Rectum:

PENCIL

PENCILS

SHAMPOO BOTTLE

COLOGNE BOTTLE

LOTION JAR

SODA CAN

SODA BOTTLE

FLASHLIGHT

BATHTUB STOPPER

SHOT GLASS (BROKEN)

SOCK

ICE PACK

END OF CURTAIN ROD

“PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY RECTUM AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH”

VIBRATOR

VIBRATOR BATTERY

COVER OF VIBRATOR

TIP OF VIBRATOR

“BIG PURPLE DILDO”

“PATIENT STATES HE GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND DILDOS IN RECTUM”

LIGHTER

TOY SUBMARINE

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

2 HALVES OF BAR OF SOAP

POOL BALL

LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; “IT DIDN’T GO WELL”

Vagina:

GLUE STICK

BARRETTE

SMALL FINGER VIBRATOR–”IT’S STILL ON”

TOILET PAPER

“LONG BLACK OBJECT”

PENIS RING

RIVET

“WORMS COMING OUT OF PEE-PEE”—PINWORMS

SPOON

PENCIL ERASER

PLASTIC BOTTLE OF CREAM (LID STILL ON)

NAPKINS IN VAGINA TO HAVE SEX DURING PERIOD





Nose:

EAR PLUG

CRAYON

PLASTIC EYEBALL

HEART-SHAPED GEM

DIME

PENNY

NICKEL

AA BATTERIES

SPONGE

SMALL DECORATIVE ROCK

2 ERASERS

MULCH

“PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS”

Earlier this year, Twitter user @Grawly live-tweeted his visit to the Emergency room after his vibrating dildo became lodged in his rectum, and yes, the dildo was still vibrating inside the man!

Check out some of his hilarious tweets below:

Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out (answer: it's me) — Real Slurpuff (@Grawly) March 8, 2013

.@Energizer yo how long do your batteries last in vibrating dildos just so I have an estimate if it will still be going when I get to the ER — Real Slurpuff (@Grawly) March 8, 2013

And after getting some rest I see my follower count shot up about 4,000. I'm both flattered and confused everyone loved my butt story. — Real Slurpuff (@Grawly) March 9, 2013

"What are your credentials?" "I make crappy jokes on Twitter and made it big by shoving a dildo up my ass." "get the fuck out of my office" — Real Slurpuff (@Grawly) March 9, 2013



[H/T: Deadspin]