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In honor of “P is for Palestine,” Golbarg Bashi’s children’s book excoriated by the fearful and ignorant hasbara mommies of Manhattan, and denounced by the self-righteous rabbinic anti-Semitism mavens of the Upper West Side, here’s my humble contribution, the Hasbara Alphabet:

A is for Apartheid

B is for Balfour (and ‘Balestine’)

C is for Colonialism

D is for Drones

E is for Elbit

F is for F-16

G is for Grenade launcher

H is for Hasbara

I is for pro-Israel

J is for Juden uber alles

K if for Kidon

L is for Liberal Zionism

M is for Mossad

N is for, you guessed it, Nakba

O is for Occupation

P is for Palestine

Q is for al-Quds

R is for Racism

S is for Settler

T is for state Terrorism

U is for Untermenschen

V is for Violence

W is for Warrior State

X is for Xenophobia

Y is for Yored (“emigrant”)

Z is for spiritual Zionism