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Instagram captions can definitely increase your post engagement and get you those mighty likes and followers. However, if you find writing good captions a tedious job, then just pick one of these and get going.

I have selected some of the Instagram captions that I think anyone can easily use and are funny and not offensive. Feel free to edit them as per your picture and post some amazing stuff on Instagram.

Here you go with this enormous list of Instagram captions:

Funny Instagram Captions:

I might look innocent, but I screenshot a lot. Monday should be optional. Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one. Be a pineapple. Be horny, but also sweet. The hours between coffee and wine really are pointless. I am the human version of tangled headphones. I could give up shopping, but I’m not a quitter! Fries over guys. Dear liver, this month will be rough. Stay strong. I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card. No offense to me but wtf am I doing. Chocolate please because adulting is hard. Never not late. My boss told me to have a good day. So, I went home. I wonder how many calories I burn daily by jumping to conclusions. I just used to crastinate, I’m so good, I went Pro! I’m not a bitch, I’m a BOSS BITCH. The only BS I need in my life is bags and shoes. A meal without wine is breakfast. Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain’t one. I’m a better person when in tan. Better late than ugly. In memory of when I cared. I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle. Love yourself like Kanye loves Kanye. It’s so rude when people don’t cancel last minute. Born to shop, forced to work. Friday is my second favorite word, first is food obviously. Why overthink when you can overdrink? Men’s perfumes are better than men themselves, honestly. There are not enough rap songs about staying home on a Friday night! You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet. I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look these days in public places. That’s enough toadying for today. I’m done. A balanced diet is a bottle of wine in each hand. Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is hard. Fun fact: Wine is cheaper than therapy. Where can I download motivation? I broke up with my gym, we were just not working out. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out, but I can shut her up with a donut! 2% girl, 98% anxiety. You know what I like about people? Their dogs. You know you’re an adult when going home gets you excited. You don’t realize how long a minute is unless you’re exercising. Feed your own Ego, I’m busy. Being 16 has its perks. I don’t treat people badly, I treat them accordingly. Finally, my winter fat is gone! Him: Don’t cry baby, it’s just a movie. Me: Don’t cry baby, it’s just football! Wonder if life smokes after it fucks me. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. I’m a Texan with bunches of sentiments and beautiful hair. Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity! Well, my mom was right about everything… Wait, don’t leave! Let me open the door for you. My goal this weekend is to move, just enough so people don’t think I’m dead. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Twenty-four-hour alcohol diet. Pics or it didn’t happen. If you look really closely, you can see me not caring. If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption. Marriage is like a workshop where the husband works and wife shops. Memes are just a normal post if you don’t have a friend to tag. My mobile camera isn’t working well. Or I might look like an angel. Be a badass with a good ass. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women. Underestimate me, that’ll be fun. Friday, my second favorite F word. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them. I’m literally jealous of people who are good at Math! 5 am – The hour when legends are either waking up or going to sleep. Bored of being bored because being bored is boring. They say love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? They say “love is in the air.” Maybe that’s why there’s so much pollution these days. Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it is funny. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. I don’t need you in my life, I just need weather, food, and drinks. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me. Friends are forever until they get into a relationship. I don’t have an inner child, I have an inner old lady! I speak two languages, body and English. I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault. Thanks, mom! I wish my teeth were as white as my legs. The first 6 days after a cheat meal are the hardest! Wanna hear a joke? Decaf. A wise person once said, “Fuck this shit.” The only ILY I know is, I’m Leaving You. I hate wearing my important outfit and no one important sees me in it. I just don’t think we are compatible on an astrological level! I got trust issues because people got lying issues. Coffee helps me tolerate the world. I have my dad’s eyes, I can’t find anything either. I’m so excited for spring, I think I wet my plants. Do I like my job? No! But does it allow me to live the lifestyle I want? Also no! Mum is right, I am beautiful! If you’re happy and you know it, thank your EX. The trick is not to let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out. My house is not a mess, my toddler redesigned it. Not gonna not Insta. Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday. My Yoga pants have never been to yoga. I would love to but my dog said no. Been there, done that. Then, been there a few more times because I don’t learn. Not everyone you lose is a loss unless it’s me. I am allergic to mornings. Home is where the pants aren’t. Wrong suits me. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities. I am currently experiencing life at the speed of WTF’s per hour. My book club only reads wine labels. On Cloud Wine.

Cute Instagram Captions:

Happier times are here. Do you smoke pot because weed be cute together? I hope Santa doesn’t see my browser history. I can’t feel my face when I’m with you, but I love it. Twinkle Twinkle little star, point me to the nearest bar. You’re my cup of tea. Smile like it’s going out of style. All my beaches love me. Let’s move to an island, all we need is sand and sea. You give me the feels. More weekend, please. Drunk in love. Beauty inside and cuteness outside. They say it’s rude to stare but I don’t care. We go together like a winter and a sweater. I must destroy you with the hugs and kisses. Cutie with a mission, hottie with an ambition. Your vibe attracts your tribe. Adventure awaits. My outfit is inspired by waking up an hour late. I like naps and you. I give surprises and shocks at the same time. Sweeter than honey. I’m a queen without a king. Hug me like you’ll never see me again. I want to be with you until my last page and even after. No beauty shines brighter than the heart of good. Happiness looks gorgeous on you. Leave people better than you found them. Do what makes your soul shine. Take me as I am or watch me as I go. It’s not what we have in life, but who we have. If you get tired, learn to rest. Not to quit. Saving for a Chanel. Don’t be a lady, be a legend. Good hair doesn’t stay home on weekends. I run entirely on inappropriate thoughts. Never grow up girl! I do believe it’s time for another adventure. All you need is someone who joins you in your weirdness. Bad memory is the key to happiness. Every time I slip into the ocean, it’s like going home. Just like the alphabets, I come before U. Be picky about your clothes, friends, and time. Focus on the process, not the result. I’m multitasking. I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time. I still hope it’s you and me in the end. Ever since I met you, nobody else is worth thinking about. Crush me and I will stand up on my own. Pretty is what you are, beauty is what you do with it. Dare to be fabulous. The mountains are calling and I must go. You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them. Love is easy but the queen is busy. A broken heart is what changes people. Love me or hate me, I’m still gonna shine. Self-love isn’t selfish, it’s important. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back. You may fall in love with me. Let’s be weird together. No one knows how much love a heart can hold. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle. Be bold or italic, never regular. At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It’s a person. You had me at hello. Kiss me like you miss me. A day without laughter is a day wasted. He who laughs, lasts. Kinda classy, kinda hood. I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? It’s too “a.m” for me. If I know what love is, it is because of you. I’m much more me when I’m with you. I still fall in love with the sky every day. This is all I want to do forever. Even when love isn’t enough, somehow it is. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. It doesn’t matter how big our house it, it matters if there’s love in it. A father’s a treasure, a brother’s a comfort, a friend is both. I’m so obsessed with me right now. My Netflix, my snacks, and my bae. You make me smile even when you’re not trying. Truth is, I am really in love with you. You are the pina to my colada. I never want to stop making these beautiful memories. I’m just a cupcake, looking for my stud muffin. Diamonds, vacations, and champagne. Look how I shine for you! I am one in a melon. Clothes don’t change the world, the women who wear them, do. After all, soulmates always end together. Come over and watch Netflix with me. When it’s dark, look for the stars. When in doubt, give more love. I raise tiny humans, you can’t scare me. Glitter is my favorite accessory.

Selfie Instagram Captions:

I could be anything. So I became sexy. She’s quick and serious, and playful and strong. Confidence level: Selfie with no filter. I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own. People call me cute and I’m still happy. Sweet but you don’t want to mess with me. Sweet as sugar and cold as ice. Be savage, not average. Even on my worst day, I’m killing it. I’m 99% angel, but oh that 1%.. Make your passion your paycheck. Rule #1: Never be #2. Out of the way world. I’ve got my sassy pants on. I don’t take selfies all the time. I just do it once and a while every day. Life isn’t perfect, but my hair is. We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin. Specsy is the new sexy. That’s pure me. Hate me, it might make you pretty. Do smile in the mirror every morning, that’s the best way to start the day. Life is short, make each selfie fabulous. I don’t try to be sexy, sexy tries to be me. No job is complete until the selfie is posted. Selfie.Ever. I am cool and hot at the same time. I graduated from the University of selfies. When nothing is going right, click a selfie. If taking selfies was an art, I’d be the Picasso of it. The random selfies are the best. A woman is never sexier than when she is comfortable in her clothes. My dog and I have the best selfies. Beautiful old people are a work of art. Envy me, rate me, bottom line: You aren’t me. They tell you to be yourself and then they judge you. Why try so hard to fit in when you’re born to stand out. Wanting to be someone else, is the waste of the person you are. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. This is who I am. Don’t dilute yourself for any person or reason. You’re enough. Follow your own star. Be original, be you. Find out who you are and do it on purpose. If you cannot be a poet, be a poem. Being beautiful is being comfortable with your own soul and body. I am me. Now, isn’t that pleasant? It’s not about how people look at me, it’s about how I look at myself. There are times when alone is the best place to be. Behind every selfie, there’s someone you wish could see you. If I were you, I would adore me. Cinderella never asked for a prince. I’m the girl you’ve always wanted. You don’t know this new me, I put back my pieces differently. Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast. Before you judge me, make sure you’re perfect. Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy. Sunglasses and red lipstick can change everything. Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with a class. Skills are cheap. Passion is priceless. Stay soft and simple. Sunday feels. The most beautiful thing you can wear is confidence. No, I’m not lucky, I’m blessed. Successfully learned to embrace my natural beauty. Sometimes I get dolled up. I’ve been told I’m all hair and legs. No makeup selfie. Be your own kind of beautiful. I now look like a fire type. I like the coffee, it’s very much like me. Dark, bitter, and too hot. An early morning walk is a blessing for the whole day. Morning time is a selfie time. Be willing to be a beginner. A have a bowl of confidence and a bowl of attitude every morning. A selfie reminds you of what you look like. It’s a selfie Sunday. You can call me a selfie addict. It’s been a while since I have taken a selfie. I’m no beauty queen, I’m just beautiful me. Don’t I look too happy in this selfie? Love this new look. My battery is low but a selfie is a must. Wherever you go, go with all your heart. I have never seen a smiling face that’s not beautiful. The world belongs to the energetic. People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. Don’t wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it. Determination becomes an obsession and then it becomes all that matters. I am not desperate, I am just determined. He who has a why to live for can bear any how. When I’m genuinely happy, I take a selfie. You must keep at it, and someday it will reap rewards. There is beauty in simplicity. Keep pushing on. Not giving up easily, I’m hanging on. Skill comes from consistent and deliberate practice. A woman who is aware of her attractiveness is really beautiful. My real beauty comes from my natural skin and a pure heart. As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. Unique and different is the next generation of beautiful. I am my favorite. Being sexy is all my attitude. Dressed like I’m the only girl in the world. YOU.tiful. Lashes speak louder than words. I’m enjoying this look. Sometimes you don’t need a caption, the picture says it all. I don’t need any DSLR to admire my beauty. Never underestimate the power of a red lipstick and a red bag.

Birthday/Anniversary Instagram Captions:

Surround yourself with people who are more excited for your birthday than you are. I’ve decided you’re not old, you’re 25 plus shipping plus handling. I feel privileged to have spent one more year of my life with you. Happy Anniversary. We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which of us is the bad influence. Guess we will figure it out this weekend. Happy Birthday. I’m so glad this beautiful human continues to exist in my life for another year. Time makes you bolder. Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost tonight. I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 21. You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. It’s not the years that count, it’s the memories you make over these years. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake. Move over coffee, today is the day for a champagne. Gonna party like it’s my birthday, cause it is. Age is just a hashtag. I love that you have embraced getting older with age. Hope you cherish your laugh lines and wrinkles as you’re growing older because that’s making me fall in love with you even more! Hold on to your inner child as you grow older. The sagacity of your old age increases with the number of candles found on your cake. Grow old along with me and I promise to love you forever. When the candles cost more than the cake, it’s time to realize you’re getting old. May your birthday be as nice as your butt and as incredible as your brain. Happy birthday to my one and only love. Happy birthday to the second favorite child- from the first favorite child. The hours I spend with you I look upon as a sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. Thank you for being there for me. If it’s not madness, it’s not love. And, aren’t we completely insane? We loved with a love that was more than love. A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. An anniversary is a reminder as to why you love and married a person. I don’t call you handsome, sir, though I love you most dearly: far too dearly to flatter you. I just want you to know that when I picture myself happy, it’s with you. I swear when our lips touch, I can taste the next sixty years of my life. This picture clearly says the bond we share and the love we have. Can’t believe my eyes. Aren’t we getting prettier every year? I don’t know what I did to deserve you, but I am so glad to have you by my side.

Inspirational/Motivational Instagram Captions:

Be a goal digger, not a gold digger. Every next level of your life will demand a different you. The past is in your head. The future is in your hand. I don’t follow the crowd, I walk through them. It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. The only journey is the one within. All things are possible if you believe. What you hide controls you. It’s okay to outgrow those who prevent you from growing. What’s real will resonate. Comfort is not the same thing as commitment. Fall down seven times, stand up eight. Unconditional self-love can change your life. The advice you give is often the advice you need to take. Other people are not the medicine. If there’s no struggle, there is no progress. Not all stars belong in the sky. Be a self-starter. Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is. Whatever you are, be a good one. Today could be the day everything changes. Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. Just see what will happen if you don’t give up. Anything that costs you your peace is too expensive. Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary. Turn your wounds to wisdom. I think people who ridicule positivity think positivity is easy. What you tend to is what will grow. What brings the most peace should get the most time. There is no greater agony than having an untold story inside you. If you see something beautiful, say something. Discard everything that does not spark joy. Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into something you are not. What are you willing to give up to become who you really need to be? Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one. The less I fight with my fear, the less it fights back. Only in the darkness, you can see the stars. Everyone is recovering from something. What kind of person you’re when you’re alone? The most important relationship you will ever have is with yourself. Give yourself something to look forward to that isn’t a person. Forgiveness is a kind of magic. If you’re lucky enough to be different. Don’t ever change. The fears you don’t face become your limits. Your decision reveals your priorities. No one ever drowned in sweat. Learn to fight alone. At the point when motivation does not come to me, I go most of the way to meet it. Be a warrior, not a worrier. Die with memories, not dreams. Don’t create limitations. Go wild, for a while. If the plan doesn’t work, change the plan but never the goal. The game is won in the mind. If you can’t stop the waves, learn to surf. First, they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win.

Food Instagram Captions:

Let exercise be your stress reliever, not food. Just call me for the free food, you will find me in no time. Feel the bliss in every bite of it. The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza. D.I.E.T (Did I Eat That) Good food= good mood. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. I Donut Care. No man is lonely eating spaghetti, it requires so much attention. Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine. I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not Nutella. Boyfriend? What cuisine is that? I have removed all the bad food from my house. It was delicious. I try to find food in every situation. Happiness is having the next snack already prepared. This too shall Pasta. Hope, joy, and cotton candy. Nothing in life gives me more anxiety than an almost ripe avocado. My last name is hungry, the first name is always. Eat Spaghetti to forget your Regretti. I must choose men like I choose my food. WTF: Where’s the Food? Spread chocolate, not hate. I like hashtags because they look like waffles. Hummus is the glue that holds my life together. You’re totally my jam. Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. Good food is a good mood. Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles. Don’t look for love, look for pizza. Good ideas start with a great coffee. FML: Food’s my Life. My head says gym, but my heart says tacos. Don’t ask why healthy food is so expensive. Ask why junk food is so cheap. Count the memories, not the calories. You bake me crazy. Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people, it does for me. Life’s too short. Start with dessert. Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch. Life is a combination of magic and pasta. Keep calm and curry on. I only pray to cheesus. Where there’s tea, there’s hope.

Fitness Instagram Captions

Do not debate, just lift the weight. Don’t wish for it, workout for it. Six packs coming soon. I wear black to the gym because it’s like a funeral for my fat. Sweat is fat crying. If you want to be fit, just don’t quit. If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn’t try hard enough. Be the only person who thinks it’s possible. Strong, powerful, and beautiful. Rise and shine, its exercise time. If only sarcasm burned calories. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. Train because life’s a battle. Your speed doesn’t matter, forward is forward. You control how you feel and what your body feels like. Gym goals: to be able to crack walnuts in my arms, kill men between my thighs, and win prizes for my butt. A 1-hour workout is 4% of your day. Don’t tell people your plan, show them your results. You often feel tired, not because you have done too much, but because you haven’t done enough of what sparks a light in you. The pain you feel today is the strength you will feel tomorrow. So done with “normal” On good days, workout. On bad days, work out harder. We make time for what we truly want. Go where you feel the most alive. Fitness is more than a physical challenge, it’s a mental one. Quality is not an act, it’s a habit. You’re only one workout away from a good mood. It’s the will, not the skill. Fitness isn’t a seasonal hobby, it’s a lifestyle. 30% Exercise, 70% Nutrition. It’s either the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. A year from now, we’ll see who was really working. Every day is a battle between real clothes and workout clothes. Legends are not created in their comfort zones.

Travel Instagram Captions:

Tripophobia: The fear of not having any travel trips currently booked. Good things come to those who book flights. It’s not the money I’m after, it’s freedom. The tans will fade but the memory will last forever. Always take the scenic route. Travel far enough to meet yourself. Travel is my therapy. Travel is the healthiest addiction. Adventures are the best way to learn. I don’t travel to a place, I travel to the feeling. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before. Every summer has a story.

I really hope you found at least one good Instagram caption in this list for yourself. If you want to share some more interesting Instagram captions, the comment section is all yours. Go ahead and share all the crazy captions you wish to.

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