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Audiences at “American Psycho” complained about being splattered with (fake) blood, and the production’s taking precautions.

A Schoenfeld Theatre manager sent a memo to staffers saying, “Last night, a patron came to me to complain about being hit by the stage blood. Not only was her sweater stained, but also her Burberry cashmere scarf and more importantly (she cried when she showed it to me) her leather Louis Vuitton bag. I told her that we will pay for the cleaning of her items.”

The show’s implementing measures to avoid further carnage.

Ironically, the Bret Easton Ellis adaptation starring Benjamin Walker has a song with the line, “I will not touch a drop of red wine, don’t want to ruin the Calvin Klein.”