Locking your doors may not be enough. U.S. women’s soccer star Allie Long had her New York “Key to the City” stolen when she and the team appeared Wednesday at the ESPYS in LA. The key, which opens nothing but photo ops for Mayor Bill de Blasio, will be replaced.

The D’backs are not going to catch the Dodgers, but they are in the wild-card mix. Zack Greinke’s numbers over the first half (10-3, 2.73 ERA) landed him on the All-Star squad, but he elected to pass for personal reasons. Prior to the break, Greinke tossed back-to-back shutouts over 14 innings of work. Returns to face the Cards in St. Louis. The tight NL Central has kept the underachieving Redbirds’ division hopes alive. Miles Mikolas, a disappointing 5-9, is coming off a five runs in four innings headache against the Giants. Play 10 units on the D’backs.

Chris Sale was rocked for five runs in 4²/₃ innings. Then things got worse. Turner, Bellinger, Pollock and Muncy hit homers and the Dodgers bloodied the Sox 11-2. Underground again. Down -93 goolagongs.