Top 10 True Blood Quotes

Here are the top 10 True Blood quotes from season 5, thus far.

10. Jessica: “The world – it’s like open to us.”

9. Eric: “Pamela, I renounce the ties of blood and my dominion over you as my progeny. As your Maker, I release you.”

8. Tara: “If I wanted to look like a drag queen, I would’ve raided Lafayette’s closet.

7. Pam: “Seriously, three days old and she has an eating disorder. Why me?”

6. Eric: “You are my child, as I was the child of Godric. You were born into greatness.”

5. Jessica: “Have you seen Jason’s butt? When it’s rock hard, you can chip a fang on it.”

4. Pam: “Congratulations, you’re a Grandfather.”

3. Jason’s Mom: “Do you want a little sex?”

2. Andy: “I fucked a faerie?!”

And the number 1 quote of season 5 thus far is by non other: the sexiest vampire dead to date, Eric Northman.

1. Eric: New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.”

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