I got what I at first thought was a copy of the lord of the rings, but ended up being an audio book version of the lord of the rings, and on cassette tape no less. Cassettes are what they put music on before there were cds. cds are what they put music on before everyone had ipods. On top of that, I also got a journal. Not not just any journal, but a tinker bell journal. Fortunately, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that a tinker bell journal doesn't threaten me at all!