Welcome to The 140, theScore's new NBA Power Rankings. Every week, we'll rank each team in 140 characters or fewer, because if you can't say it in a tweet, you can't say it at all.

This is the preseason edition, with each team's 2013-14 record included for your reading pleasure.

1. San Antonio Spurs, 62-20

The team that won last year's title is back in its entirety. We're not betting against the Spurs until we have reason to do so.

2. Cleveland Cavaliers, 33-49

The Cavaliers made some free-agent splashes this offseason by adding Mike Miller, James Jones, and Shawn Marion. We like their chances.

3. Oklahoma City Thunder, 59-23

The Based God's Curse has never been realer. Durant's missed 16 games in seven years - we're about to find out what the Thunder are made of.

4. Los Angeles Clippers, 57-25

Donald Sterling is thankfully gone, and the Clippers addressed their frontcourt depth. This may be as wide open their title window gets.

5. Golden State Warriors, 51-31

Steve Kerr has his work cut out for him: improve a 50-win team enough to get them on a deep playoff run. But we believe. Expect big things.

6. Chicago Bulls, 48-34

Replacing Boozer with Gasol plus a healthy Rose could probably bump the Bulls higher, but we're cautious. We don't want to get hurt again.

7. Portland Trailblazers, 54-28

Predictions: Damian Lillard takes the next step, and the Trail Blazers go blow-for-blow with Thunder and win the Northwest Division.

8. Dallas Mavericks, 49-33

Never forget: The Mavs took the Spurs to seven in the first round in May. Parsons, Chandler, and a deep bench make Dallas our darkhorse.

9. Washington Wizards, 44-38

Bradley Beal will be missed, but we're still pumped after seeing Paul Pierce go at Joakim Noah in preseason action. Enjoy "The Truth," D.C.

10. Toronto Raptors, 48-34

The "We" in "We the North" is even deeper, and the Raptors will win back-to-back Atlantic Division titles for the first time in 20 years.

11. Houston Rockets, 54-28

They wanted 'Melo, then Bosh, but got Trevor Ariza instead, and lost Chandler Parsons. We're worried. Especially about the bench.

12. Memphis Grizzlies, 50-32

Turmoil upstairs, but the starters remain intact, and Carter's addition is massive. If Gasol stays healthy, they're players in the West.

13. Phoenix Suns, 48-34

The backcourt is as deep as it gets in the league, but the Suns unfortunately play little defense, and happen to do so in the West.

14. Miami Heat, 54-28

LeBron took his talents home but the Heat are far from dead. The East is weak enough to consider Miami a top-half seed in the conference.

15. Charlotte Hornets, 43-39

Lance Stephenson, the purple and teal is back, and a squad that knows how to play defense. Book your playoff tickets, Charlotteans. Again.

16. New Orleans Pelicans, 34-48

Anthony Davis is 21. Really. If Jrue Holiday plays a full season, the Pellies could be a bottom-half playoff team nobody will want to face.

17. New York Knicks, 37-45

Phil Jackson and Derek Fisher are running the ship and 'Melo is back, but we're mostly excited about Andrea Bargnani in the triangle.

18. Atlanta Hawks, 38-44

A disappointing offseason, but nothing matters more than the health of Al Horford. If he plays a full season, the Hawks are a playoff team.

19. Detroit Pistons, 29-53

Call us crazy, but we believe Stan Van Gundy can turn a talented Pistons squad on paper into a playoff team.

20. Brooklyn Nets, 44-48

Jason Kidd and Pierce are gone, and the Nets are another year older. But the East is still trash, so they have a shot at the playoffs.

21. Indiana Pacers, 56-26

Stephenson is gone and everyone is hurt, which means the Pacers are Roy Hibbert's team now. There's no shame in being afraid.

22. Denver Nuggets, 36-46

The Nuggets added Arron Afflalo, and Danilo Gallinari will eventually return, but they're in the West, so forget about it.

23. Los Angeles Lakers, 27-55

Kobe's back, Lin and Boozer are good additions provided the Lakers don't ever need a stop, but it's going to be ugly. And no threes!

24. Sacramento Kings, 28-54

Fun game: Look at the Kings' offseason transactions and try to figure out what exactly they tried to accomplish. No, we don't know, either.

25. Minnesota Timberwolves, 40-42

Love has left the building, but the idea of Rubio throwing lobs to Wiggins will make the T-Wolves a worthwhile League Pass check-in team.

26. Boston Celtics, 25-57

Have you heard Rajon Rondo may or may not be traded? Better question: Have you heard anything else about the Celtics in the last two years?

27. Milwaukee Bucks, 15-67

Kidd won't be wearing a tie on Milwaukee's sideline this season, and process will emphasized over results. Better than the 76ers, at least.

28. Orlando Magic, 23-59

The Magic are a mixed bag. They've lost more games than any team in two years, so we're still trying to figure out the Channing Frye deal.

29. Utah Jazz, 25-57

At the very least, we'll finally get some high-definition footage of Dante Exum. That's not nothing!

30. Philadelphia 76ers, 19-63

Unfortunately, Joel Embiid's tweets don't count in the standings. We're excited to watch Nerlens Noel, at least. Be strong, 76ers fans.

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