If you really, really wish you had a bigger penis, here’s some advice: When your pastor says he can help by touching you there, resist the urge to say yes.

That rule also applies to women who want bigger breasts.

According to UK tabloids — so take this with a giant grain of salt — Ghanaian Bishop Daniel Obinim, the founder of International God’s Way Church, has been touching lots of crotches with the promise that his hands can make your penis grow. Which is both kind of true and totally false at the same time.

In a scene broadcast on his own channel, Obinim TV, the bishop says: ‘If you do not like the looks of any part of your body, come to me. ‘What do you want that I can’t offer? If you want big buttocks I can do it for you. If you want big breasts, I can help. If you have a small manhood, I can change them all when I come to the spiritual realm.’

Another video on Obinim’s YouTube channel shows him “healing” people of madness, epilepsy, blindness, and paralysis. But it’s the penis enlargement claim that’s getting all the headlines.

Catholic priests everywhere are appalled… that they didn’t think of this first.

(Thanks to Joanne for the link)



