I once heard a story from a friend of a friend who worked out at the Lakers facility. Kobe Bryant was there, too. Apparently, while this guy was working out, Kobe spent the entire time hypnotized watching Animal Planet videos of lions and cheetahs hunting down gazelles and mauling them. Now, we have no idea if that's actually true, but it SHOULD be true, and that's all that matters. Kobe's more fun when you imagine him as a sociopath.

Now, today we have another fun anecdote to add to our collection. This one comes from a trainer who worked with Kobe and it seems true, but you be the judge.

From reddit:

I was invited to Las Vegas this past Summer to help Team USA with their conditioning before they head off to London, and as we know they would eventually bring home the Gold (USA). I've had the opportunity to work with Carmelo Anthony and Dwyane Wade in the past but this would be my first interaction with Kobe. We first met three days before the first scrimmage, on the day of the first practice, early July. It was a brief conversation where we talked about conditioning, where he would like to be by the end of the Summer, and we talked a little bit about the hustle of the Select Team. Then he got my number and I let him know that if he ever wanted some extra training he could hit me up any time. The night before the first scrimmage I remember I was just watched "Casablanca" for the first time and it was about 3:30 AM. I lay in bed, slowly fading away when I hear my cell ring. It was Kobe. I nervously picked up. "Hey, uhh Rob, I hope I'm not disturbing anything right?" "Uhh no, what's up Kob?" "Just wondering if you could just help me out with some conditioning work, that's all." I checked my clock. 4:15 AM. "Yeah sure, I'll see you in the facility in a bit." It took me about twenty minutes to get my gear and out of the hotel. When I arrived and opened the room to the main practice floor I saw Kobe. Alone. He was drenched in sweat as if he had just taken a swim. It wasn't even 5AM. We did some conditioning work for the next hour and fifteen minutes. Then we entered the weight room, where he would do a multitude of strength training exercises for the next 45 minutes. After that we parted ways and he went back to the practice floor to shoot. I went back to the hotel and crashed. Wow.

And then:

I was expected to be at the floor again at about 11 AM. I woke up feeling sleepy, drowsy, and almost pretty much every side effect of sleep deprivation. Thanks, Kobe. I had a bagel and headed to the practice facility. This next part I remember very vividly. All the Team USA players were there, feeling good for the first scrimmage. LeBron was talking to Carmelo if I remember correctly and Coach Krzyzewski was trying to explain something to Kevin Durant. On the right side of the practice facility was Kobe by himself shooting jumpers. And this is how our next conversation went -- I went over to him, patted him on the back and said, "Good work this morning." "Huh?" "Like, the conditioning. Good work." "Oh. Yeah, thanks Rob. I really appreciate it." "So when did you finish?" "Finish what?" "Getting your shots up. What time did you leave the facility?" "Oh just now. I wanted 800 makes so yeah, just now." My jaw dropped. Mother of holy God...

You can read the entire post here, and you can marvel at Kobe's psychosis pretty much whenever you want, because there's always one of these anecdotes floating around the internet. It's wonderful. Just imagine how much sweat he sucked in Las Vegas that day.

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