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2. Pick a monster such as the Slug, Spectral or the Mommy, Greater

3. Create a Monster Manual-style entry for your chosen name, with a description and stats for your favourite edition of D&D. Or your favourite RPG, whatever it might be. I'm not the boss of you! If you want to add a picture, that'd be double cool.

4. Send it to me by July 14th. You can email me (gonzohistory@gmail.com) or share it with me on Google+.

5. I will post the entries here and ask listeners to vote on them by August 1st, choosing the top three entries.

6. I will create an episode of Monster Man for the winning monsters. Winners will also receive a print copy of The Hyqueous Vaults (with removable cover!) and more. And everyone who reads this will get tons of fun monsters to read about and enjoy!

7. You can enter more than once if you like, but you can't win more than once.

And that's it! Go make some monsters. Share this contest with your friends; the more the merrier.

OK, so last time I said I would run a second Monster Man contest it ... basically didn't happen. I was too busy to promote it effectively and I only got a handful of entries, and I just let it slide. But no longer!is in full effect, and there are fabulous prizes to be won! How would you like ... a print copy ofOr a £15 gift certificate to Diplomatist Books ? Maybe you'd like a collection of monsters from Spes Magna Games ? Or a special monster surprise from yours truly? Well, all you have to do is make a monster!Here are the rules: