Dear Diary: It’s Never Too Late For Some 420 Experimentation

I never really got the opportunity to experiment, as most people do and lately I’ve been thinking about a little 420 experimentation. My naughty side didn’t get a chance to shine, until after I was married. I began to lust for more and had a strong desire for new experiences. I met a couple through my church. We’ve had a few conversations that have led me to believe that they are open minded people. A far cry from most folks at my church. The husband is 6 foot, with a dark complexion, and definitely lends to the stereotype about black men! I mean, you can tell just from looking at his slacks that this guy is packin’ some meat, if you know what I mean!

His wife is petite, like me, with a BIG ole booty! She has beautiful caramel colored skin and lips to die for. I think I had a crush on her when I first saw her! One day the wife called me up while my husband was away on a missions trip and asked me if I’d like to have lunch with them at their home. I was glad to accept. I got a little dolled up and headed over. When I arrived, they both met me at the door and invited me in. The husband and I sat down at the table as his wife went into the kitchen.

He put his hand on my thigh and said, “Thank you so much for coming over today. We have a surprise for you!”

I wondered what he meant. I moment later, she came back out of the kitchen with a beautiful tray of sandwiches in one hand and a pretty little pink glass pipe in the other. Then I said, “Oh, my! What you got there?” The wife sat down and lit the slender pipe and BOY did it stink, I knew that it was time for some 420 experimentation! I instantly knew what I was getting myself into.

I had never gotten the opportunity to smoke marijuana before, but I was very open to the idea of giving it a shot. As they passed it to me, my awkward fumbling and confused look tipped them off right away. He said to me, “First time?” I bashfully replied, “Why yes, it is!” He said, here, let me help you. Everything already felt a little flirtatious, but at this point it became clear. The way he came behind me as I was sitting, gently moved the hair away from my face and brushed it across the back of my neck. I knew he was coming on to me. And his wife was right there!

I took my first hit and in seconds I could feel the effects.

So I felt loose, free and uninhibited. I had never been “high” on anything before in my life. It felt incredible. After a few minutes of passing it around and giggling, things started to heat up. Lips all being shared. Clothes being thrown off. I became a little Hanna S’more! Come experiment with me! Hear more exciting stories. We can adventure together and try new things! The sky’s the limit! If you’d like to get in a little 420 experimentation with me, then I suggest you pick up that phone and call me darlin, so we can soar to new heights together!