Roger Mayweather who coined the phrase, U dont know shit bout boxing

You don’t know shit about boxing if ……

1) You don’t know shit about boxing if the first thing out of your mouth in a heated discussion about boxing is things like,

Im a boxing expert

YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE FOUGHT BEFORE TO KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT.

I DON’T CARE THAT YOUR A BOXER.

These type of comments tell what’s really in your mind. You feel somewhat inferior in the fact that your opinion doesn’t carry validity. If you really didn’t care about someone’s boxing resume/credentials, these type of words would never leave your mouth. Somewhere in the recesses of your mind your impressed with the resume. So take a hike rookie. Do Michael Jackson and BEAT IT!

2) You workout at a health club as opposed to a traditional boxing gym.

This guy is headed to the health club.

I’ve been in health clubs before. And I don’t remember seeing any boxing heavy bags there. You might find a club with one buried in the corner, but you definitely will not find a double end bag, of other traditional boxing training apparatus. People buy a bunch of gear, pay a health club monthly membership fee. Then go around telling everybody they are a fighter. Beat it with that baloney. Guys train for years to proudly say they are fighters. You better take your video game playing, orthodox southpaw trying to fight, (only real fighters will get that), I’m next on the treadmill, goofy ass outta here.

3) You answer 350 online comments a day

Shut up man, If you was in front of me I would punch you in the face.

It’s always these online nerds talking the most smack. They will tell you stuff like ” I FOUGHT PROFESSIONAL IN THE GOLDEN GLOVES”. These idiots will seriously argue the most asinine of points. These jackasses are the ones who irk me the most. Because if I could only get my hands on them………! Charlie Zelenoff comes to mind.

4) Your main source of information is Facebook

I know I’m right because everyone agrees on Facebook

Just because you have 3 likes on your comment that Muhammad Ali fought Jack Johnson doesn’t mean you are correct you jackass. Did it ever occur to you that the 3 people that agreed with you are just as stupid as you are?

5) Your always screaming your a certified physical fitness trainer.

Your a certified personal trainer, yeah right!

I have 15 years training people

I will be honest with you. Most old-school trainers I encountered growing up where not certified. What made them certified is their record of success working with fighters. They didnt need no paper to tell them they know what they are doing. Jackasses are certified now but cannot teach a kid how to properly throw a jab. Just because you know that your suppose to eat your vegetables, does not make you a trainer. Just because you know how to lift weights, that does not make you a boxing trainer. And just because you know how to do a fancy pad routine that does not make you a boxing trainer. BEAT IT!

6) You don’t know shit about boxing because you memorized all the fighters with belts.

Championship belts

Growing up I wanted to be a football player not a boxer. My dream was to play in the N.F.L. I could tell you every leading rusher for every team. I knew who led the league in passing, and who threw the most interceptions. My team was the Steelers and to this day I can name the starting line-up. Bradshaw, Harris, Blier, Swan, Stallworth, Webster, you get the picture.

But when I tried out for High School football, we found out Im the slowest tall lanky guy ever made. I just couldn’t run fast. Knowing every player in the N.F.L. did not help me run any faster. I say that to say this. Listen you jackass! Just because you know what Canelo Alvarez had for breakfast this morning does not make you a boxing analyst or commentator, or boxer. Get the hell away from me with that bullshit.

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