by msykes on February 9th, 2006 at 11:09 pm

No, I don’t mean the longest time sitting on the toilet, I mean the actual, physical, longest piece of human excrement.

26 feet

No that’s not a typo, and no I’m not sure if this is real. Supposedly, a woman accomplished this feat under strict guidance of nutritionalists, using a high-fibre diet, and a butt-plug to keep it all in until she was ready to go. It took her a week to build up all the necessary poop, and the turd is the length of her entire colon.

I really don’t have time to figure out if this is real or not, but it seems pretty fishy. Others have mentioned the difficulty in keeping the turd altogether, which seems an almost superhuman feet for a turd of this length. Especially which a high fibre diet, you’d think the thing would be kind of loose, and well break apart really easily. Secondly, what bowling alley would consent to that? Who would ever bowl there again? However, the screen caps would suggest that somewhere a video of this entire event exists. I do not want to see that video!

Real or not, this is totally gross.

Anyways, if you can shed some more light on the situation please leave a comment!

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