DJ: Hello?

Lady: Hello. So my friend tells me you will DJ any occasion?

DJ: Yes ma’am. Weddings, bar mitzvahs, reunions, company picnics…

Lady: What about an orgy?

DJ: Excuse me…

Lady: An orgy. You know, a swingers party. Originally, I was going to do a rainbow party…

DJ: A rainbow party?

Lady: It’s where women wear various shades of lipstick and take turns fellating men. It makes their penises look like rainbows. So fun! But my friend Debbie said, ‘Why limit it to just oral?’ And I said, ‘Debbie, you are so right.’ Just between you and me, I guess there’s a first time for everything.

She laughs.

Lady: Do you have any Ja Rule?

DJ: Uh, yeah.

Lady: Oh good. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about that man’s voice that really sets the mood. You know, sexually.

DJ: I’m not sure how comfortable…

Lady: (stern) You advertise that you will DJ any occasion.

DJ: Yes, but…

Lady: I wonder what the Better Business Bureau would think of this. My same friend saw their van driving around and she wrote down their number too.

DJ: (sighs) Fine. I’ll DJ your sex party.

Lady: Please, swingers party. Sex party sounds so crass. Now, can we pay you in hand jobs?