Four boxes of cookies of your choice, each sent to a different domestic recipient if you like. Domestic as in USA, not domestic as in 'under house arrest' or anything. Although I guess they certainly could be...at least you know they'd be eating well! But man, those electronic ankle bracelets are hideous, in which case I'd really feel bad for them. So, all the more reason to send some cookies, right? But I digress.

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