1. “…I’m Batman!”

2. “Whoa! You came down that pole like a pro!”

3. “Just the pussy I’ve been lookin’ for!”

4. “…Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

5. “I’m of a mind to make some mookie!”

6. “That’s right, Dick. I want them so much, I can taste it!”

7. “…Holy nightmare!”

8. “We’ll have to do this upside-down.”

9. “I believe the word you’re looking for is ‘Aaahh’!”

10. “I want you to tell all your friends about me!”

11. “Never rub another man’s rhubarb!”

12. “You’re a real nice girl, and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up.”

13. “Bon Voyage, Pussy!”

14. “I hate to disappoint you, but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.”

15. “Here, swallow this pill.”

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…Quotes are from every Batman movie except for Batman Begins, for some reason. You can read previous horrible Star Wars quotes to shout out during sex by going here and here.

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