Name: Hans Moleman

Sex: Male

Age: 31 (alcohol ruined my life)

Residence: Springfield Retirement castle, Springfield, USA

Occupatin: Truck driver, Janitor, Hot dog vendor, Adult education teacher, Solar energy promoter, Radio show host, Jail libraian, Short film producer, Security guard

Features: Dark yellow skin, feels like a peanut, blind, short, big circular glasses.



Hans has died at least 8 times.



Hans Mole man quotes!



-Mom, Dad, I missed you.



-Cowabunga, dudes!



-If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.



-Well, you're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun



-We paid for blood!



-I was saying Boourns.



-Oh, no. My brains.



-Shh! Some people are trying to watch the movie.



-P-p-please h-hurry...



-Do you have anything by Robert Lludlum?



-Didn't that movie used to have a war in it?



-Help me.



-Hello, my name is Hans and drinking has ruined my life, I'm only 31 years old.



-Please drive off me.