Last week a helpful countdown was posted on myWPI which aims to keep students in total suspense for the next year and a quarter while campus comes to terms with the idea of leaving Blackboard for a newfangled “Canvas” LMS. The countdown, which appears to be counting down from the Late Cretaceous period all the way to The Singularity, has got our readers asking, what other amazing improvements are coming to WPI in the next millennium? Here at The Institute, we’ve got you covered:

Countdown Until WPI Wireless Stops Sucking

Countdown Until the Ratio is 50/50

Countdown Until DAKA Food Doesn’t Make Your Downtown Explode

Unfortunately our countdown can only count up to 1000 years.