What if Operating Systems Were Airlines?

DOS Airlines

OS/2 Airlines

Once they finally finished you're offered a flight at reduced cost. To board the plane, you have your ticket stamped ten different times by standing in ten different lines. Then you fill our a form showing where you want to sit and whether the plane should look and feel like an ocean liner, a passenger train or a bus. If you succeed in getting on the plane and the plane succeeds in taking off the ground, you have a wonderful trip...except for the time when the rudder and flaps get frozen in position, in which case you will just have time to say your prayers and get in crash position.

Windows Air

Windows NT Air

Mac Airlines

Unix Airlines

Wings of OS/400

Mach Airlines

Newton Airlines

VMS Airlines

BeOS Air

Linux Airlines