Update Time -

I have a couple updates for everyone - Please pay attention as this affects us all.

First point of order - War with DT:

SC moved to help DT capture back their moons - Those moons now belong to DT/SC. boobs. There will be times we cannot fight toe to toe, however, generating content, and objectives remain a priority for the next couple weeks. Capturing, and holding, objectives is secondary to stirring up the pot and creating opportunities for us to mobilize and have a good time as a team.

Second - Shakeup on Leadership

We are playing musical chairs to better suit the needs of diplomacy and FC coordination. What this means is Predator Elite, Our glorious leader, will be sidestepping into the role of pure combat FC, while Dun Bar jumps into the Alliance Executor chair. Everyone make sure to thank Pred on all the amazing work he has done, and continues to do, for all of us to have a good time in EVE. On the same note, everyone welcome Dun Bar into his new fancy pants, and make sure to complain to him that you want more for less. In general this doesn't change a damn thing for most of us, but will allow the Reddit blame game, and some other diplomatic crap to be aimed at people other than the righteous Preddawg.

*All CEOs need to convo Dun and do some CEO crap asap. So please convo Dun.

(All CEOs open their corporation tabs, then go to alliances -> members-> and please declare support for Inner Shadow. To complete the power cou and make dun of bar the master of the universe.)

Third - Intergalactic Health Code

The majority of you are on the verge of getting kicked because your ships are dirty, and body odor is getting out of control. If you cannot smell your weiner, then you have crossed the “red line” and the proper agent will be investigating compliance on these matters. Keep your cracks, and corners cleaned people.

Closing statements on SRP and active combat goals -

As an alliance we are not beholden to any moon, or territory for our space riches. We come from a land of flowing isk, milk and honey, and were sent on a mission of destruction. Our losses have been so little compared to our ability to SRP, that our program has extended to even roaming fleets led by our most junior FC’s. It is so important to recognize that the backbone of our infrastructure is UNTOUCHABLE to our enemies. This single fact makes our War Effort entirely about fun and good fights. Nobody likes losing moons, however, fighting in massive mach fleets, and taking on superior numbers is a ton of fun. Lastly, don’t be a little bitch when we fight twice our number. Instead, puff your chest out, shake your tailfeathers, and die like a man with a puffy chest and tail feathers.