How exactly do you…

get your dad to stop itching his ass?

How do you get your disabled dad to stop sticking all his fingers

up his butt crack in his fetid diaper to root around for that annoying itchy spot?

How do you get to a place where you never ever again have to

dredge the feces out from under your dads nails?

Can you tell me exactly how to do that?

How do you get your dad to care about living?

or get him to brush his teeth?

or get him to stop asking your mom for sex while you are in the room?

How do you get your dad to walk again?

How do you get his muscles to coordinate?

so his throat can swallow smoothly?

so his hands can hold steady?

so his eyes can see clearly?

How do you get it

so you can understand what your dad says when he tries to talk to you?

Can you tell me exactly how to do that?

When my dad was 56, watching him drive was equivalent to watching paint dry.

Now he is 59 and I wish like mad that he could drive again.

I wish that so hard that it makes my throat curl and my nose drip.

He is a man

He has a body

or maybe

He is only a soul

and his body has jumped ship.

How do I know.

Can you tell me exactly how to do that?