Donald Trump Works Less Than You Do

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Over the weekend, Axios published Trump's daily schedule for the past three months, and, it turns out, dude works less than an average high-school sophomore with a part-time job at Subway.

Now, as a lazy person, I'm generally opposed to shaming lazy people, but look at this shit!!! Over the past three months, Trump has spent more than 300 hours of his scheduled time in unstructured "Executive Time." That's 60 percent of his working day. Good gig if you can get it.

This revelation isn't just disturbing because that fucker is supposed to be running the country. It's disturbing because we have no idea who or what he's doing. This time is totally private: He could be watching Fox News and searching his own name on Twitter, or he could be trying to rebirth his steak company. Maybe both!

When questioned about the presidential schedule on Monday, the White House, as per usual, made excuses.

“President Trump has a different leadership style than his predecessors and the results speak for themselves,” White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said.

That's one thing she got right.