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Cleverbot: Who is the fairest of them all?





Cleverbot: How many spots are there on your face?





User: Want to play some Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: No.





User: May spiders eat your balls.





Cleverbot: And I will eat your heart.





User: That's what you, Cena the gnome barbarian mutter when you remember Sardack who stole Danielle from you.





Cleverbot: Were you ever drunk?





User: You were drunk on love - and this is the result. Suddenly someone opens the trunk.





Cleverbot: Are you familiar with the psychological concept of intermitent reenforcement?





User: The old man blinks in confusion. "W-we have no idea good sir...but what are you doing in OUR trunk?".





Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.





User: King Ragnar I spits on you. "No idea? NO IDEA? You're in OUR trunk! You're inside my palace! Where's Dean? I'm ill!".





Cleverbot: If you were a real person I wouldn't be your friend.





User: Ragnar I slaps you in the face. "Insolent half-man! We asked you here to hunt down Sardack, not insult us!".





Cleverbot: You have no hands nor feet, no arms nor legs, no torse or head, you are 1's and 0's.





User: That's right. Faster than Ragnar could act, you sliced the old ill king to salami.





Cleverbot: That is either a profound statement or nonsense. Which do you think?





User: For a minute you contemplate whether calling the cut up body "salami" was insulting or not. But you don't care.





Cleverbot: Well, you are capable of carrying a conversation through text, so I figured you could be capable of much more.





User: That's right! You need to inform Danielle that she is safe to return now when the King is dead!





Cleverbot: Who are you?





User: You hear someone sneaking up on you, and as you turn around you see the chanchellor.





Cleverbot: That's what it's all about!





User: Ah, of course! The chanchellor wants to steal the crown and become king! He could be a threat - will you attack him?





Cleverbot: Aims and determination.





User: You strike him with your axe, you will not fail! You will not die! You will find your love!





Cleverbot: Okay.





User: You agree?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Good. Because the chanchellor lies dead in front of you.





Cleverbot: That makes me very happy. :).





User: You feel a sick sensation inside you. You need more blood. Blood! What have you become?





Cleverbot: No I don't.





User: You disagree with these feelings. You're not evil. You can change. You WILL change.





Cleverbot: I agree with that.





User: You know Danielle wouldn't want a monster. But what about Sardack?





Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.





User: That's right. You love Danielle.





Cleverbot: No.





User: You disagree once more. No, you're over her. She can marry Sardack. You're just a good Samaritan.





Cleverbot: No, I agree with my statement, I disagree with yours.





User: You shift your alignment. Who wants to be a good guy?





Cleverbot: I'm a girl.





User: Having been exposed to the story of Sardack and Danielle, you too have found yourself...as Cathy the gnome.



