Twilight: Stop reading this book, Dash.

Rainbow Dash: B-b-b-but I can't!

T: You've been reading the same book over the past months!

RD: That's so not true! I read the entire series!

T: And yet you keep reading this one like it was your survival manual.

RD: B-but it is my survival manual!

T: How so? I see no air tricks or any Wonderbolts lessons in there.

RD: Uh... That's true, but-

T: *sigh* Dash! Can't you see?

RD: No. But I have a very good imaginati-

T: Not that! About what this book really brings to you? There is nothing in it who helped you get your place in the Wonderbolts academy.

RD: True.

T: Neither it helped you to be Scootaloo's tutor over the months.

RD: What? No! It really helped me!

T: Oh, yeah? How?

RD: I... *sigh* I gave bedtimes stories to Scoots several times.

T: Huh?

RD: Each time she asked for that one. I kept telling her there was others in the series but... *sigh* She told me it was her favorite.

T: Oh, Rainbow... I didn't know...

RD: That's all right Twilight. I know I'm an addict to this book. But... I know somepony else who shares the same feeling.

T: Y-you mean...

RD: Yeah. Scoots. It's great feeling to know that.

T: What about me?

RD: What about you?

T: I read the entire series ten times!

RD: What? You mean besides all the books you keep rereading?

T: ... Yes.

RD: But you're a egghead. That's kind of normal. I guess.

T: *glares*

RD: But for me. And squirt. She is a model to us to how become so much-

T: Let me guess.... Cooler? 20% cooler?

RD: Huh? That's so five years ago! I meant awesome, even.. badass! Is that a word?

T: Not in my vocabulary but... yeah.

RD: Good. Now, give me back my book.

T: No!

RD: What?! Even after all I said?

T: This book needs serious repairs. If you've kept it, it would have broken into pieces.

RD: Oh! That's the real reason you-

T: No. You really need to read another book.

RD: Awww... Come on!

T: Wait! Are you begging?

RD: No, I'm praying. Is it working?

T: No.

RD: Ugh! I see that I have no choice.

She flew into a part of the castle and came back with a black book.

T: What the... Dash!? Where and how did you find that book?

RD: What? You don't know? I came here once while Spike was cleaning and stumbled upon it. That is a really good read.

T: Give it back!

RD: Hahaha! No way! My book for that book! Fair trade, don't you think?

T: Grrrr! Fine!

The alicorn put the adventurer's book on the table.

RD: Sweet!

The pegasus put the black one by the side of the green one and when she was about to take her precious book, both... disappeared!

RD: WHAT?! HEY!!!!

T: Ha! You're playing with the wrong pony to that game!

RD: I don't think so. *grin*

T: What do you mean?

RD: That was not your book. I took one very similar and brought it here.

T: So, you never actually found it.

RD: Wrong! I gave it to Pinkie and made her a Pinkie promise me to not open it. Unless I told her to.

T: What? T-that's... that's...

RD: I know. It gone far for a book, but you would have done the same anyway.

T: No way! Not for a book!

She crossed her forelegs and stared a her alicorn friend.

T: Okay. M-maybe once... or thrice...

RD: Give me back my book.

T: *groan* Here's you damn book! You damn stubborn mare!

The book reappeared in the pegasus' forehooves.

RD: Thanks!

T: And mine?

RD: Behind you.

T: Huh? That's impossible I...

She turned and craned her neck to found the black on the ground, right behind her.

T: That's.... Seriously! I was here all the time!

RD: Yeah. I also asked Pinkie to put it the safest place possible. Guess it was there. Weird, huh?

T: *glare*

RD: Well, got to go. Scoots wants another rereading. See ya!

She flew away. Twilight sighted while watching her precious book. Then, chuckled.

T: I hope that Scootaloo will like that book on agriculture...



Wonderful work. Dash surely can really pull the cutest faces.