Raining cocaine at the Indian River County jail?

INDIAN RIVER COUNTY — Was it raining cocaine at the Indian River County Jail?

Well, not exactly — certainly not to the extent that an umbrella was necessary — but cocaine evidently did drop to the floor when a deputy had a woman “lift her dress,” an arrest affidavit states.

The case of the cascading coke kicked off Jan. 15 and involved Lafayne Gordon, 27, of Fellsmere.

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A member of the jail booking staff told investigators that Gordon had been arrested on a DUI charge and brought to the jail.

Gordon was changing and a deputy “had the defendant lift her dress,” the report states.

When she raised her dress, the deputy reported seeing a plastic bag “fall to the floor from the defendant’s person.”

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According to the affidavit, powder in the bag tested positive for cocaine.

Gordon declined to talk about it.

She was arrested on possession of controlled substance and introduction of contraband into detention facility charges.