Donald Trump has flounced off from a NATO summit after Justin Trudeau appeared to mock his appearance by appearing in ‘orange face’.

The incident took place this afternoon when Prime Minister Trudeau addressed a press conference. During the press conference he said, “You’ll have to excuse me, this should only take me 20 minutes. Unlike the rambling speech that POTATUS gave which took about 90 minutes and seemed to mostly be about an alien invasion during the US civil war. Which he thinks he fought in with Will Smith by the way.”

POTATUS was so furious about the incident that he cut short his stay in Watford and demanded to go home early. One onlooker said, “He called Trudeau two faced and then threw himself on the floor and began wailing for a good 25 minutes. In the end we had to find some prostitute urine to encourage him away with.” He doesn’t understand why Trudeau is allowed to turn up in orange face but he’s not allowed to be friends with the Ku Klux klan.

Whilst many people were exasperated with the way POTATUS behaved his employer, Vladimir Putin was said to be ecstatic. A Kremlin insider told us, “He was so happy he signed a load of death warrants in celebration. This is like Christmas come early for him. He’s planning on having a Karaoke party tonight.”

The NATO conference was being held in Watford. It’s understood by the Herald that the delegates had to be reassured that there hadn’t recently been a nuclear strike but that Watford always looks like that.

The meeting was supposed to climax in each leader being given a piece of cake from a giant NATO birthday cake. This plan has however, been abandoned after it transpired that Prince Andrew had been in charge of arranging it. The teenage girl he filled it with is understood to be doing fine.