Topic says it all. A wild possum has wandered into my apartment and is currently chilling in my bathroom. (Yes, I live in bumfuck USA) So, yeah, how do I get this thing to leave? On the one hand, it's kind of cute and I feel bad because it's obviously scared shitless. On the other hand it looks like a giant rat. I just want to shoo the thing out, but I'm freaked out it might pull a Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail and go for my jugular. Sadly, I don't have any holy grenades. Halp!