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ANALYSIS

In the year 2000…

I was one of them.

It felt like…

Meanwhile...

History proved…

Then...

This brings us…

Amid all the breathless outrage and hyperbole…

Of course we know…

Perhaps somewhere…

All I have heard…

The hard truth is that…

Firstly…

It’s a fair bet…

Meanwhile…

And as for…

Of course…

So again…

This is because…

But I also know…

If anything…

Just look at…

The fact is…

And so, again…

Indeed…

Even if…

But even so…

In other words…

And so the question remains…

The good news is…

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