With Froyo, Google's latest dessert-themed update to its Android mobile OS, they added even more features users were clamoring for, like wireless syncing and hotspot support. But what about future updates? We think we've got it figured out.


Android 2.3 (Gingerbread)

Release Date: Fall 2011

Features:

-WebM video playback support

-Full UI refresh

-Bluetooth voice commands

-Broader video codec support


Android 2.4 (Häagen-Dazs)

Release Date: Summer 2012

Features:

-Auto-tuned voice calls

-Built-in Twitter client automatically follows Drunk Hulk

-Fart ringtones standard

-Runs iPhone apps

Android 2.5 (Ice Cream)

Release Date: Winter 2013

Features:

-Automatic privacy screen when browsing pornography

-Valid form of ID in continental US and parts of EU

-Native CueCat support

-Calls your mother on her birthday

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Android 2.6 (Jellybean)

Release Date: Spring 2014

Features:

-Phone numbers replaced by targeted ads

-Automatically screens calls based on other party's attractiveness

-Emits powerful Nordic pheromones

-Vibration mode causes spontaneous conception


Android 2.7 (Krispy Kreme)

Release Date: Summer/Fall 2015

Features:

-Charges via self-righteousness from not owning an iPhone

-Speaker automatically blasts Sade when in vicinity of love-making

-Transforms into an actual android

-Divides by zero

Android 3.0 (Lollipops)

Release Date: Spring/Summer 2016

Feature:

-BLOW JOBS