It’s music festival season! That means beautiful weather, unforgettable musical performances, and light beer consumption that would make even Brad Keselowski’s 2012 championship celebration look tame. When you hit the road this summer, instead of lying about which up-and-coming bands you saw play at whichever music festival is cool these days, try dropping the name of a NASCAR-themed band. Even the most musically inclined haven’t heard of “Buescher and the Texas Boys” or “D.E.B.R.I.S”.

Finally, you can get your own totally made-up, randomly generated NASCAR band name to impress your friends.