We here at the Generic Space Marine Academy are proud to present you with your official training guide. It is our mission to turn you into a laser pistol wielding, space-SUV driving bald-headed cosmo-mercenary of the most standard variety. You will be given a space-cut, standard issue space pistol, space armor, and a space name like "Slade Eridion." You will undergo facial reconstruction to look vaguely like Jason Statham. If you refuse this face enhancement you will be given a helmet that you are never allowed to remove. Your initial enrollment fee will be $59.99 with subsequent additions to training costing 1600 MS Credits. Training begins at 0600. We're pretty sure it's 0600 somewhere, right? They still use clocks in space.

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