Numerous NBA players have withdrawn themselves from Team USA consideration in the upcoming Rio Olympics, citing injuries and concerns related to the Zika virus. The U.S. men’s basketball team that will take the court in August could be the weakest in more than a decade, which prompted us here at The Ringer to ponder: What’s the worst starting rotation that Team USA could roll out and still conceivably win gold? Here are our picks:

Team Chris Ryan

PG: Derrick Rose

SG: Danny Green

SF: Jabari Parker

PF: Aaron Gordon

C: Hassan Whiteside

Outside of Green there’s not much shooting, but who cares? We’ve got Whiteside. We’re never going to fail.

Team Tate Frazier

PG: Ish Smith

SG: Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

SF: O.J. Mayo

PF: John Henson

C: Hassan Whiteside

Two options: run the primary break with Ish Smith, the fastest man with a basketball, or feed Whiteside in the post … ALL DAY!

Team Jonathan Tjarks

PG: Brandon Jennings

SG: Zach LaVine

SF: Lance Stephenson

PF: Doug McDermott

C: JaVale McGee

I don’t think this lineup needs any justification. We’re burning down the Olympics and reinventing basketball over here.

PG: Damian Lillard

SG: C.J. McCollum

SF: Allen Crabbe

PF: Mason Plumlee

C: Ed Davis

I think the 2015–16 Blazers could win gold, even if I have to sub in Davis and Crabbe because Al-Farouq Aminu and Maurice Harkless have played internationally for Nigeria and Puerto Rico, respectively.

C: Jahlil Okafor

PF: Terrence Jones

SF: Shabazz Muhammad

SG: Archie Goodwin

PG: Terry Rozier

By real plus-minus, this is the worst-possible team the Americans could throw together. Coach K would figure it out.

Team Sam Schube

PG: Rajon Rondo

SG: Ray Allen (retired)

SF: Tony Allen

PF: Paul Pierce

C: Kevin Garnett

The still-active members (plus Ray Allen) of the 2008 title-winning Celtics would bully their way through this year’s Olympic field. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

Team Danny Chau

PG: Evan Turner

SG: Kawhi Leonard

SF: Kyle Korver

PF: Carmelo Anthony

C: Solomon Hill

Midrange is the answer, midrange is the future. Don’t second-guess yourself. Come on, give me some help.

Team Jason Concepcion

PG: Reggie Jackson

SG: Arron Afflalo

SF: A Morris brother (or both, who can tell?)

PF: Ryan Anderson

C: Cole Aldrich

This lineup has ball handling (maybe too much ball handling), a rugged midrange game (shouts out to Turner), a world-class long-range shooter to stretch the floor, Cole Aldrich, AND [extremely Coors Light commercial voice] TWIIIIIIIIIIINS. Gimme that gold.

Not only would this squad bring home the gold, but they’d spend the whole tournament entertaining fans around the world with their freestyle cyphers.

Team Sam Donsky

C: Kendrick Perkins

PF: Jeff Green

SF: James Harden

SG: Reggie Jackson

PG: Scott Brooks

I put this team together using the strategy commonly known as “Reverse Thunder,” which hasn’t lost a basketball tournament yet.

Team Jason Gallagher

PG: Chris Paul (He’s officially backed out, but let’s make an exception for imagination’s sake. Or their neighborly State Farm agent can fill in.)

SG: Damian Lillard

SF: Kevin Love

PF: Kevin Garnett

C: DeAndre Jordan

The Hoopers take a family vacation.