PUMP PROPHET- "Tell 'em what they've won, Harv!" "They got it all! They got the title of Pump Prophet, they got the $2,500 rewards, and they're going to be flown out to Richmond, Virginia in October to party IN the Spooky Basement! They won't have to sleep there, though, because they'll also get two nights' paid lodging at the luxurious, possibly haunted, five-star Jefferson Hotel! When not sleeping/screaming, they'll be killing tacos and energy drinks with you before a night of black-lit magic at King's Dominion's Halloween Haunt!" Yep. It's like you just won a spooky-themed episode of Double Dare. Continental U.S. residents only, not that it matters since my parents are the only ones who may contribute at this level. But prove me wrong! Prove them ALL wrong.

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