



3. Reeived $300 worth of clothes from Gap and now I need to return about $200 worth. Should I drive (20 minutes) or return by mail? Why do you all spend $300 at Gap or is this the same person as above? I think you should return $50 worth by mail, drive $50 to the store, donate $50 worth and see if your neighbor will buy the other $50 worth.

OK, so I get a lot of traffic from smart people on message boards. People who post things like: "Funniest blog evah - check it out biotches" or "This is hilarious - MUST read."I see these message boards pop up in my stats and of course I have to trot over there and see who thinks I'm hysterical. Mixed in with the lovers is the occasional bitchy individual who has to say something like, "Not very funny IMO." or "She's so whiny and she swears too much. VERY conceited."Tonight was a slow night and I started trolling through one of the message boards and all I can say is: WTF?! Talk about first world problems. No, I take that back. These posters have more than first world problems, these people are just idiots. There were a few who literally could not wipe their asses without advice from the blogosphere. Here is a small sample of thread topics I saw tonight and 1. My poop is small and hard. I get plenty of fiber. What gives?2. Just ordered $300 worth of clothes from Gap and another $200 from Old Navy. Should I go ahead and keep the ON even though I didn't have a coupon when I ordered?4. Should I put my 3 year old and 5 year old alone on a 1 hour bus ride to camp this summer?5. We make $150K per year - can we afford private school in Manhattan or are we screwed?6. I want to write a novel. Would you read it?7. I'm 44 and 5 foot 7 - how much should I weigh?8. Almost 6 year old daughter can write "Did he get a shot?" Impressive or not?9. Did anyone raise their kid the first year without help?10. $1K for stroller - good deal or no?11. I just knocked on my neighbor's door to deliver mail I received for her. Middle of the day and she's eating a cookie. Binge eater?