We need the memes. We need to show the meme lord that we would be unable to survive the sweet release of death without the chäir.

Whether you are a flâtboi, thiccboi, grillboi, or a euroboi, now is the time to rise up and stand together. We must rage against the dying of the light hearted ultra-running satire.

Lets all show the lawyers of Nike, Hoka, Altra, Salomon, Chip Gaines, and New Balance that we will not comply with the subpoenas. We will not take part in the witch hunt. I’ve talked to smart people who have told me these are the best memes they ever ever heard.

By your signature and the power of Tommy Rivs’ abs, we can force the meme lord to keep the memes coming.