Is there enough evidence now, Ms. Pelosi, to proceed with impeachment against the president and vice president?

I mean, these two have finally given it up to the world, which now knows how screwed up they are in the brain when President Butch says it doesn't matter that we've known for four years that Iran has no nuclear capabilities, we should still consider a pre-emptive strike to make sure it never gets them. Huh?

Frame two, of course, is the Vice Resident with his shotgun turned to the air, trying to shoot down something with, hopefully, more feathers than flesh. This drugstore cowboy with a battery-powered heart and dung-powered soul feels the need to kill while the Chimp swings in his tire, continuing his incessant rant against the Middle East/Islam/anything without a Yankee-tinged Texas twang ˜ a hybrid redneck that translates "terror" into "terr-uh;" "nuclear" into "newk-yew-lur;" and other malapropisms that were always more dismal than entertaining.

These are sick people.

And, not just because they talk funny and look funny.

These are sick, mentally crippled science projects gone bad with an agenda to bring forth Armageddon so we can all enjoy the glory of the Second Coming. Uh, that is if we are members of their elite club, which allows murder as long as it involves the death of somebody of a different color and oil is to be gained in the transaction. You know, worshippers at the First Unified Church of the Petroleum Baptism.

I used to click on those George Bush/Dick Cheney/other idiots of the administration are the Anti-Christ Internet links and laugh.

Now, I'm beginning to wonder.

Next time there's a You Tube debate, I'd like to see it go this way:

Andy Cooper: "And now, Gov. Huckabee, here's a question from Rapture, Missouri."

You Tuber: "Yes...uh...Governor...I been readin' my Scriptures and I wanna know...do you believe George Bush is the Anti-Christ?"

Huckabee: "We ought to shave the little bastard and search for the mark of the Beast!"

Andy Cooper: "Gov. Romney...your response?"

Mitt Romney: "Uh...Well...let me see...First, I must check with my theology experts to be sure. See, I'm not sure which Bible we're talking about here. The first one or the corrected version. But...well ...uh...Well, it's just not appropriate for a presidential candidate to make a judgment like that. We'll have to wait until after I'm elected and then see what my experts say. Only then can we be sure. But, first, we must defeat Hillary and the liberal left, which is destroying this country's values when it comes to abortion, gay marriage..."

Andy Cooper (cutting him off): "Thank you Governor...And, what do you have to say, Mayor Giuliani?"

Rudy: "Fuck you Andy! Fuck you, CNN! Fuck you, You Tube! I'm America's Mayor-President-Queen! And don't you ever fuckin' forget it! I saved you ALL from 9/11. If it wasn't for me, Osama bin Laden would have had a tickertape parade in Manhattan. Elect fuckin' Hillary and that's what you'll get!"

Andy Cooper: "OK...this next one's for Mr. Tancredo."

You Tuber: "Even though the intelligence shows that Iran cannot build a nuclear weapon, is the president correct in keeping a military option on the table?"

Tancredo: "No, not at all. He should take it off the table and start lobbing some of that Cold War arsenal into Tehran...turn all that sand into glass...ain't nothin' over there but a buncha sand... (his microphone goes dead before he can finish.)

Andy Cooper: "Thank you."

Tancredo: "I SAID, ain't nothin'..." (microphone goes dead again.)

Andy Cooper: "We get the picture."

But, no, we don't get the picture. If we did, there would be a million or two people with a conscience swarming down on the White House this very minute, flittering around the vermin like bats feeding on full-bloodied mosquitoes on a hot summer night.

This insult to human decency would not be allowed to continue, should not be allowed to continue, do you hear Ms. Pelosi? We cannot take impeachment off the table unless...yes, unless there's another card you're still holding up your sleeve.

Something, perhaps, like turning these baby-snuffing war criminals over to the International Court at the conclusion of this term? Perhaps on charges of inhumane treatment of prisoners of war? The use of torture on enemy combatants? The lack of human rights offered detainees in Gitmo, as the snazzy war pigs like to call it? An act of aggression on an innocent people/state?

OK...that's cool. Just let us know, please, when you're ready to put President Butch and his Vice Resident on the perp walk down Pennsylvania Ave.

I'd like to be there for a little payback.

And, it would be one hell of a story to cover.

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About author Ed Kociela the City Editor of southern Utah's The Spectrum. He blogs at ed@edkociela.com. Ed Kociela the City Editor of southern Utah's. He blogs at www.edkociela.com