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Evil-doer Full Name Amir Valerie Blumenfeld Alias

Amir Blumenfeld Amir Origin Jake and Amir Occupation Fictional CollegeHumor editor Powers/Skills

Photoshop skills Rapping/slam poetry

Origami Hobby

Verbally abusing his co-workers and children. "Studying" Jake.

Playing sadistic mind games over the phone on his so-called horticulture.

Masturbating.

Eating shrimp. Goals Become friends with Jake (main; varies between episodes). Crimes

Motor vehicle collision with a kindergarten FTA speeding ticket violation

Police assault Type of Villain Obsessive Creep

“ I just, uh, like to let people down. I like to hear people's disappointed voices, I guess, I don't know if that makes me weird or whatever. „ ~ Amir admitting he has elements of evil.

Amir Valerie Blumenfeld is one of the two titular protagonists of the online CollegeHumor series "Jake and Amir", the other being Jake Hurwitz. Though he is one of the main characters, he can be considered the main antagonist of the show, committing several crimes that range from petty to very serious. He's even stated himself that he enjoys hearing the disappointment in people's voices and has a borderline psychopathic obsession with his co-worker, Jake, who is normal and rarely ever criminal like.

Amir is supposed to be a highly fictionalized version of his actor and writer, Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld.

Villainous Acts committed by Amir