Look There!

Stuff gets in the way of stuff, sometimes.

When they're selling you telescopes and binoculars they tell you can use it to see stuff, but what they don't tell you is that if there's stuff between you and the stuff you want to see, it won't help with that at all.

For example, I don't have the good cable, but my neighbors do. So I'll set up my Bresser Telescope or sit on my porch with my Bresser Binoculars and watch it from across the street. It's just like being there, except without sound, so I have to improvise all the dialogue in a hilarious French accent. But then sometimes I won't be able to see the picture because my neighbors will close their blinds, and the telescope won't see through them, no matter how much I whisper commands to. It doesn't matter if I use my hilarious French accent or anything. The Bressers are just stubborn like that.

So be careful: before you buy these to look at stuff, be sure there's not stuff in the way.

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