My Secret Santa did some good detective work. Here is his/her note:

"You said you like shiny things and I found out you like personal grooming. I also found out you have a kid who is young. Teach him(her) this card game, its fun and makes you smart.

Thanks, (WTF I wrote thx?)"

In the package is a Remington All-in-One grooming system, Scrabble Slam!, a Care Bear with a mask and cape, and truffles. I can now keep tidy, eat chocolate, get smart with mah kid, and cuddle with a toy. On a side note, the Care Bear smells like cologne, so I now know what my Secret Santa smells like. It gave me the weirdest bo... never mind. Cheers!