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Calvin: You know why birds don't write their memoirs? Because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why! Who'd want to read what a bird does? Mobody. That's who! This is changing the subject, but have you ever noticed how somebody can say something totally loony and not be aware of it? What are you supposed to do, just let it slide?? Hobbes: Sometimes if you wait, he'll top himself. Calvin: I say just punch 'im then and there!