These are the custom Goldeneye 007 remote and proximity mine belt buckles created by if industries. Either one of those would look great holding my pants up, especially the remote mine one (above). And you know what else would look great holding my pants up? "A sexy dino?" No, a sexy dino would look great pulling my pants DOWN. Did anybody else just get a boner? No worries, I just got more than enough for all of us.

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Thanks to if industries, who agrees there's nothing more terrifying to an enemy than someone running around with explosives strapped to their crotch.