I mentioned I was interested in coffee in my profile and my Santa went out there and got me something pretty neat.

http://i.imgur.com/DuVU2Fj.jpg

It's the spec for patent for the Chemex, a favorite for coffee snobs everywhere that is used to get the most flavor out of your coffee beans.

Now I just have to find a way to frame it to put it next to my coffee station.

Edit: Got a Prison Mike bobby pin too!