I got home this morning, and to my surprise, my Secret Santa gift had been waiting for me since yesterday! Hurray!

Upon opening the box, I was greeted to a small green note, a bit red cylindrical tube-like present seriously packed well, and a Lego tree.

The note said: "First: Assemble this and put it on top of the present. 2nd: Wait for X-mas 3rd: Open 4th: ???? 5th: Profit"

I shook the package. It rattles. ಠ_ಠ But it sounds like it's SUPPOSED to. So, that's all good.

I took that Lego tree, assembled it LIKE A GAINFULLY EMPLOYED PERSON, and ta-da. Secret Santa, if you see this, I have followed your orders. And just to emphasize, I also put it under my other tree. First present under there. That's right, you earned it. I'll update this after Christmas!

UPDATE: 12/25, 12:43 PM PST

So, I forgot to pick up a paper yesterday, and as such, my lazy ass decided to just load up nytimes.com and use that as a reference. I totally waited this last week out perfectly.

So, after the pictures, I ripped into this damn package... And lo and behold: MORE LEGOS!

A note was attached, and honestly, while I'm thankful for the gift (it shall occupy my time tonight at work when nothing will happen), the note and the gift of legos in general is a bit confusing, as I let on nowhere that I was interested in Legos or Lego-like things.

I tried finding you on Reddit, Fuzzy Webb, but for some reason you are next to impossible to find. ಠ_ಠ Thanks all the same!

~Kittsman