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Cynical Rick And Morty Valentines Based On Your Alcohol Preferences

“L-l-listen here, Morty. I’ve developed a technology to personality test people, birdpersons, cronenbergs, whatever, with the type of alcohol they put in their meaningless bodies. The world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important, Morty, so we have to figure it out for them. Some Buzzfeed user took that technology *burp* to give custom Valentine’s Day cards. Ha! Now, I haven’t been exactly subtle about how little I trust marriage. Break the cycle, Morty, rise above! Focus on science.” – Rick