Supreme Leader Snoke says: Even you Master of the Knights of Ren have never faced a test like this… Supreme Leader Snoke says: Even you, Master of the Knights of Ren, have never faced a test like this.

Supreme Leader Snoke says: It's time to complete Kylo's training.

Supreme Leader Snoke says: There has been an awakening... have you felt it? Kylo Ren says: Yes.

Supreme Leader Snoke says: There's been an awakening. Have you felt it? The Dark side, and the Light. Supreme Leader Snoke says: There's been an awakening. Have you felt it?

Ulysses Klaue says: Is this your first time intimidating someone? I'm afraid that I'm not that afraid. Scarlet Witch says: Everybody's afraid of something. Ulysses Klaue says: Cuttlefish. Deep sea fish. The make lights. Disco lights to hypnotize their prey, and then--whoom! I saw a documentary; it was terrifying. So, if you're going to fiddle with my brain, and make me see a giant cuttlefish, then I know you don't do business. And I know you're not in charge. And I only deal with the man in charge. Ultron says: There is no man in charge. Let's talk business.

Ulysses Klaue says: You know what I fear? Cuttlefish! Fish deep in the sea, with lights and big teeth. You going to show me a giant cuttlefish? You won't. You won't do business with me, and I do business ONLY with who's in charge!

Malcolm says: Does any of this make sense to you? Caesar says: Lights. Malcolm says: Yes, the lights!

Caesar says: You stay here one day.

Caesar says: Apes do not want war!

Caesar says: Apes start war, Humans will not forgive

Koba says: Caesar weak. Caesar says: Koba weaker.

Koba says: Caesar weak. Caesar says: Koba weaker.

Caesar says: Apes do not want war!

Caesar says: Koba fight for Koba. Koba says: Koba fight for apes! Malcolm says: They don't want war. Koba says: Caesar love humans more than apes! Dreyfus says: I'm saving the human race.

Caesar says: You are not Ape... Koba says: Apes not kill apes. Caesar says: You are no ape.

Caesar says: Koba not ape!

Malcolm says: Who is he..? Caesar says: A good man..like you.

Caesar says: Apes! Together, strong.

Caesar says: From humans, Kobe only learned hate. Nothing else. Caesar says: From humans, Koba only learned hate. Nothing else.

Caesar says: Caesar is home.

Caesar says: This is my home!

Caesar says: Home. Family. Future.

Caesar says: Apes! Together, strong!

Caesar says: War has already begun.

Gollum says: Baggins what is a baggins?

Gollum says: The Bagginses like....the fishies. Gollum says: The Bagginses like the fishies.

Gollum says: If the Baggins loses, then we swallows it whole. Bilbo says: (Long pause) Fair enough. Bilbo says: Fair enough.

Gollum says: My precious.

Richard Kneeland says: Jenna, my balls - Excuse my French - are in an iron vice. Corporates are twisting and squeezing like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids, and now Lucy is presenting her own re-design without you. Could you tell me what is going on? Jenna Rink says: What is going on is that you are going to have more choices. Richard Kneeland says: With all due respect to Lucy, I'm far more anxious to know what you've been working on. Jenna Rink says: Thank you. Richard Kneeland says: I'm not trying to compliment you. I'm trying to pressure you. Jenna Rink says: How long until your balls get totally squished? Richard Kneeland says: Hopefully never, I'm rather attached to my balls. Jenna Rink says: Can they hang in there til five?

Richard Kneeland says: Who's your daddy? Jenna Rink says: Wayne Rink!

William Hare says: A man's going to die from the moment he leaves his mother's womb. Their fate's already been determined.All we'd be doing is helping them along a bit.

Samwise Gamgee says: What we need is a few good taters. Gollum says: What's taters, precious? What's taters eh? Samwise Gamgee says: Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew Samwise Gamgee says: Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Gollum says: Shut up! Bilbo Baggins says: I didn't say anything... Gollum says: I'm not talking to you!

Gollum says: Shut up! Bilbo says: I didn't say anything. Gollum says: We wasn't talking to you!

Gollum says: I know! If precious fails we gets to eats it! We gets to eats it whole! Bilbo Baggins says: ...Fare enough. Bilbo says: ...Fair enough.

Gollum says: Thief Baggins! Curse it and crush it! We hates it forever!

Captain Haddock says: Thundering Typhoons! Captain Haddock says: Thundering typhoons!

Captain Haddock says: Nobody takes my ship!

Bilbo Baggins says: Why don't we have a game of riddles? And if I win, you show me the way out Bilbo Baggins says: Why don't we have a game of riddles? And if I win, you show me the way out. Bilbo says: Why don't we have a game of riddles? And if I win, you show me the way out. Gollum says: (talking to himself) And if he looses, what then? Gollum says: [talking to himself] And if he looses, what then? Gollum says: [talking to himself] And if he loses, what then? Gollum says: Well precious, if he looses, then we eats it! (giggles) Gollum says: Well precious, if he looses, then we eats it! [giggles] Gollum says: Well precious, if he loses, then we eats it! [giggles] Gollum says: (Turns to Bilbo) - If Baggins looses, we eats it all. Gollum says: [turns to Bilbo] If Baggins looses, we eats it all. Gollum says: [turns to Bilbo] If Baggins loses, we eats it all. Bilbo Baggins says: Fair engouh... Bilbo says: Fair enough...

Gollum says: Did we say so precious Did we say so what has it got in his pocket Gollum says: Did we say so, precious? But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Bilbo Baggins says: (Billbo points sword at Gollum) That's no concern of yours Bilbo Baggins says: [Billbo points sword at Gollum] That's no concern of yours.

Gollum says: (talking to himself) Gollum Gollum Gollum says: [talking to himself] Gollum Gollum.

Gollum says: Oh, we like goblinses, batses, and fishes, but we hasnâ??t tried Hobbitses before. Gollum says: Oh, we like goblinses, batses, and fishes, but we hasn't tried Hobbitses before.

Gollum says: What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees Up, up it goes, And yet never grows?

Gollum says: It stucks! Baggin stucks! Time's up...

Gollum says: We knows safe paths for Hobbitses, in the Dark. Shut Up! Bilbo Baggins says: I didn't say anything. Gollum says: Wasn't talking to you.

Gollum says: Oh, we like goblinses, batses, and fishes, but we hasn't tried Hobbitses before. Is it soft? is It juicy?

Gollum says: IF BAGGINS LOSES, WE EATS IT ALL! Gollum says: If Baggins loses, we eats it whole!

Gollum says: What is the Baggins' precious?

Gollum says: must have the precious, they stole from us! Gollum says: Must have the precious. They stole it from us.

Gollum says: What did you say... Gollum says: Leave now, and never come back! Gollum says: no Gollum says: No. Gollum says: (Growl) Gollum says: [growl]

Tintin says: It's over Tintin says: It's over. Captain Haddock says: I thought you were an optimist Captain Haddock says: I thought you were an optimist. Tintin says: Well, you were wrong, weren't you? I'm a realist. Captain Haddock says: That's just another name for a quitter. Tintin says: You can call me what you like. Don't you get it? We failed. Captain Haddock says: "failed", there are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse! Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Do you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you. Captain Haddock says: 'Failed', there are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse! Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Do you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you.

Bilbo Baggins says: Why don't we have a game of riddles? Gollum says: And if he loses? What then? Well if he loses precious then we eats it! If Baggins loses we eats it whole! Bilbo Baggins says: Fair enough.

Gollum says: If Bagginses loses, we eats him whole. Bilbo Baggins says: Fair enough.

Gollum says: Is he lost? Bilbo Baggins says: Yes, yes and i want to get unlost... As soon as possible! Gollum says: Oh! We knows! We knows safe paths for hobbitses! Safe paths in the dark!... SHUT UP! Bilbo Baggins says: I didn't say anything... Gollum says: I wasn't talking to you!

Captain Haddock says: What is this peculiar liquid? There's no bouquet. It's completely transparent. Lieutenant Delcourt says: Why, it's water. Captain Haddock says: What will they think of next?

Captain Haddock says: What is this peculiar liquid? Captain Haddock says: There's no bouquet. It's completely transparent. Lieutenant Delcourt says: Why, it's water. Captain Haddock says: What will they think of next?

Martin Hannett says: well goodbye we obviously have nuthing in common, im a genius your fucking wankers, youl never see me again you dont deserve to see me again.. Martin Hannett says: Well, this is goodbye. I mean, we obviously have nothing in common. I'm a genius, you're all fucking wankers. You'll never see me again. You don't deserve to see me again.

Tony Wilson says: martin what you doing.? Tony Wilson says: Martin what you doing.? Martin Hannett says: recording silence. Martin Hannett says: Recording silence. Tony Wilson says: [shouts] your recording silence. Tony Wilson says: [shouts] Your recording silence? Martin Hannett says: no im recording tony fucking wilson. Martin Hannett says: No I'm recording Tony fucking Wilson.

Spike says: [To Whitey] Keep your legs straight when you hit the water! Spike says: [to Whitey] Keep your legs straight when you hit the water! Whitey says: I kept me legs straight, Spike. [Spike groans in pain]

Captain Haddock says: I have a beard? SINCE WHEN DID I HAVE A BEARD?!

Lumpy the Cook says: [seeing a footprint that Kong has left] There's only one creature capable of leaving a footprint that size. The Abominable Snowman.

Ian Brady says: How could you not love a girl like that? Myra Hindley says: Evil can be a spiritual experience too.

Caesar says: [to Will] This is my home. Caesar says: [to Will] Caesar is home.

Gollum says: What's it doing?! (Sam cooks rabbit) Stupid fat hobbit! You ruineds it! Gollum says: What's it doing?! [Sam cooks rabbit] Stupid fat hobbit! You ruineds it!

Gollum says: Masters my friend. Gollum says: You don't have any friends, nobody likes you! Gollum says: I'm not listening, I'm not listening! Gollum says: Your a liar, and a thief! Gollum says: No. Gollum says: A murderer. Gollum says: Go away. Gollum says: Go away!? (Laughs) Gollum says: Go away!? [laughs] Gollum says: I hate you.

Captain Haddock says: I feel strange, Tintin, like I'ver never felt before... Tintin says: Don't worry, captain, you're just sober.

Tintin says: (shakes hands with Captain Haddock) Tintin, by the way. Tintin says: [shakes hands with Captain Haddock] Tintin, by the way. Captain Haddock says: Haddock. Archibald Haddock.

Tintin says: How's your thirst for adventure, Captain? Captain Haddock says: Unquenchable, Tintin.

Captain Haddock says: I am out! You don't know what that means.

Captain Haddock says: I have a beard? Since when do I have a beard?

Captain Haddock says: There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse! Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal. That is what people pick up. Do you understand? If you care about something fight for it. You hit a wall, push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin: You can never let it defeat you.

Captain Haddock says: Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Come here, ya pilfering parakeet!

Bilbo Baggins says: My name is Bilbo Baggins Gollum says: Bagginses? What is a Bagginses? Precious..... Gollum says: Bagginses? What is a Bagginses? Precious...

Captain Haddock says: "Show yourself Red Rackham!" Captain Haddock says: Show yourself Red Rackham!

Captain Haddock says: Fast asleep... Typical land lubbers.

Captain Haddock says: TUB?!

Tintin says: Did you hit anything? Captain Haddock says: *watches in shock as dam explodes* Captain Haddock says: [watches in shock as dam explodes]

Captain Haddock says: There are plenty of othersï»¿ willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you EVER say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it! You hit a wall, you push through it! There is something that you need to know, Tintin. You can never let failure defeat you. Captain Haddock says: There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you EVER say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it! You hit a wall, you push through it! There is something that you need to know, Tintin. You can never let failure defeat you.

Captain Haddock says: "There was a bottle of alcohol..." Captain Haddock says: There was a bottle of alcohol... Tintin says: "There always is." Tintin says: There always is.

Captain Haddock says: "FUMES!!" Captain Haddock says: FUMES!

Captain Haddock says: Well, I assumed it was locked.

Captain Haddock says: "There fast asleep. The landlubbers." Captain Haddock says: There fast asleep. The landlubbers.

Captain Haddock says: "Just one drink." Captain Haddock says: Just one drink.

Tintin says: I know what Sakharine's looking for! Captain Haddock says: What are you raving about? Tintin says: It was written on the scroll. Three brothers joined. Three Unicorns in company sailing in the noonday sun will speak. Captain Haddock says: Really? Tintin says: Sir Francis didn't make two models of the Unicorn, he made three! Three ships for three sons! Captain Haddock says: Excellent!

Tintin says: How's your thirst for adventure Captain? Captain Haddock says: Unquenchable!

Tintin says: Thanks, I'm Tintin by the way. Captain Haddock says: Haddock, Archibald Haddock.

Captain Haddock says: Nobody takes MY ship.

Captain Haddock says: Nobody takes my ship and gets away with it! Tintin says: They have already taken your ship.. Captain Haddock says: Nobody takes my ship TWICE and gets away with it!

Captain Haddock says: If you hit a wall, you PUSH through it Captain Haddock says: You hit a wall, you push through it.

Tintin says: What have you done? Captain Haddock says: I lit a wee fire. Captain Haddock says: I lit a wee fire... Tintin says: IN A BOAT?! Tintin says: IN A BOAT? [explosion] Tintin says: (after explosion) Well, this is a fine mess. Tintin says: Well, this is a fine mess...

Tintin says: How's your thirst for adventure, Captain? Captain Haddock says: Unquenchable, Tintin.

Captain Haddock says: Blistering Barnacles! Captain Haddock says: Blistering barnacles!

Captain Haddock says: snakes Captain Haddock says: Snake!

Tintin says: We've got bad news...We've only got one bullet. Tintin says: We've got bad news. We've only got one bullet. Captain Haddock says: What's the good news? Tintin says: We've got ONE bullet.

Ian Dury says: It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Captain Haddock says: My memory is not what it used to be! Tintin says: What did it use to be? Captain Haddock says: I've forgotten...

Spike says: Danger is my middle name! Whitey says: I thought it was Leslie.

Dodge Landon says: Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. Dodge Landon says: Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape! Caesar says: No!

Ian Dury says: "And the moral of this story is, don't go looking for morals to stories; if you want a message, fuck off down the post office" Ian Dury says: The moral of this story is, don't go looking for morals to stories, and if you want a message, fuck off down the post office.