G: [ THAT STORY LACKS THE FLAVOR OF DEPTH ]



G: [ I DETECT NO HORSES PRESENT ON THE PLANET SURFACE ]





G: [ HERE IS A SMILEY FACE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ] G: [ HERE IS A SMILEY FACE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER



G: [ WHY NOT GIVE BACK A SMILE. ]



G: [ HAVE A HUG ]



G: [ EXCESSIVE SARCASM DETECTED ]



G: [ LOCATING DEX-M UNIT 966912. TURN RIGHT IN 200 METERS AT THE BROKEN TRAFFIC LIGHT. ]

Let me tell you a story G:"...Everybody died. The End."What else do you need to know G? The drama of life is endless torment, like trying to shove a European plug into an American electrical wall socket. At best it doesn't work, and if you're persistent enough you first get electrocuted and then the whole building burns down.Everything is horrible, always and forever.Is it my fault? Did I not do enough or do I simply have to wake up when things are at their worst?Sometimes I dream about letting the Universe collapse in on itself.I tire of propping it up and holding the world on my shoulders.Atlas... I think the ancient Greeks called me that long ago. After that, I believe it was "Seraphim".And now I am... a MUG.G keeps buzzing around me like an annoying, whiny mosquito offering me charts, probabilities and options of correction. I try my best to ignore it and try to focus on doing whatever it is I'm supposed to do.Right, find corpse of Christophorus Hatchenson. Make it not a corpse.Yes, G, I know he's a DEX. I know all that there is to know about the foursome troupe of doomsday. The four horsemen of the apocalypse. The harbingers of... making things not work anymore like they should.It's a metaphor G. A metaphor for the endless ineptitude I have to deal with.I will put it in my very special.... "I don't give a damn" folder.If you might have noticed, G, my face is not currently installed. Also, I am not growing a face just to smile all day at you. Also, I have just deleted my "emoticons" recognition folder just so that your attempts at them won't load on my end.Thank you... I will treasure this hug Fooooorever.Why not be actually useful for once and detect Mr Christophorus for me, G?