I know this is only part one, but my teenager and I were so amused that I needed to write this out to update later! He opened the package for me, and handed me this pretty blue gift bag. Then he handed me the tag. We each giggled in anticipation while I fumbled with the knots to find out what was packed with such care.

Beautiful Trump TP, my friends. Hilarious. The best. Bigly.

My girls were super psyched to work on the candles, too. I usually use soy, but I've been looking forward to trying beeswax.

Update: Oh my goodness, you guys. My lovely Santa went above and beyond. I got gifts for each of the kids. When my son saw that, he said, "Mom, this lady's awesome!" (He's right.) My youngest is already trying to use her bubble toy, my son is playing with his zombie thing and my older girl love duct tape crafts. You killed it!

I received a beautiful ceramic bread pan - cannot wait to use that, some snacks, some crafts, chocolate (!), Daenerys Targaryen, some loved books - be still my heart!

Of course, everyone's favorite though was the gift that I thought felt like a candle. It was not! You can see the last photo for what it was, and how excited the littlest human was!

Thank you so much, girl! You've made my day. ❤️

If you're ever in my hood, let me know. I'll grab you a beverage, and maybe some fresh baked bread.