We've previously discussed the hilariously revealing trends of online pornography. As luck would have it, porn sites and other tireless Internet sex detectives (or sextectives, for those of you who dig portmanteaus) have been hard at work, crunching numbers to bring us further illuminating wanking trends from around the globe.

7 Nintendo Players Love Hentai

After months of research, PornHub's noble statisticians have come to the informative conclusion that gamers love porn and will use their consoles to watch and "critique" it.

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We're not going to lie, we're surprised (relieved?) at the lack of Pokemon.

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It turns out that while all gamers are in love with either their sisters or their mothers, Nintendo players are most likely to watch hentai, which is a Japanese word meaning "cartoon characters have sex with each other." Suddenly, outfitting those tentacle-like Wiimotes with dainty rubber covers and thrashing them violently around the room seems dark and forbidden.