Oh my god.

That was my first reaction when I saw the title of the remix. Even before hearing it, I knew Kendrick and Q were going to body the life out of that beat. I clicked on it. The beat starts with the faded sample from “6 Foot 7 Foot,” and within three seconds, Kendrick begins.

Said I’m a fuckin’ monster

A massive attack I haunt ya

Mastered the rap then fucked up the monitors

Mastered that after that I went for thermometors

My…GOD.

That was my reaction into the first two bars of the track. Literally ten seconds in and I’m already wildly overwhelmed. I take a pause, and then click play again.

Holla back they promised us

No pajamas insomnia

Will attack, I attack like piranha does

Hit your block like a comet (BLAHH!)

My entire face squints and my heart feels like it will explode. Blood is pumping through my veins in adrenaline and my entire body is ready to jump out in excitement. Within just 5 bars, Kendrick wrecks the entire planet. I click play again:

She fuckin’ the fuckin’ best

Mean my dick is the dick of death

Means I’m killin that pussy

Like Spike whenever that Jerry slept

I know Q’s verse is coming up and Kendrick has not stopped spitting. He’s murdering the beat in every sense of the word, and I’m positive this is one of his hardest songs ever. The aggressiveness in his tone is exhilarating and I could not contain myself while listening to it.

As I keep blasting his verse, he suddenly stops and screams:

“Q! Q!”

Oh shit. Schoolboy is about to begin and I know he’ll murder the beat as well, so I compose myself before he begins. The quickness of his bars hit me like a truck. He’s bodying the remix as aggressively as Kendrick did and I’m left speechless.

The remix ends with an outro of Kendrick saying, “If you want to be from HiiiPoWeR / Please come to friend zone / But don’t wowwy / You will not suck on my dick tonight.” Hands down one of the hardest Kendrick Lamar songs I’ve ever heard in the entirety of my life. Do yourself a favor and listen to it in order to be blessed forever.