President Donald Trump has today denied all knowledge of absolutely everything, it’s emerged.

Speaking to selected press within the White House before his latest golfing vacation, Trump went on the record to deny knowing anything in relation to everything.

‘Believe me, if I knew anything I’d come forth and say so. I say a lot of things, I like to say things, but it’s all made up. I know nothing.

‘If you want to go after a man who knows a lot, why aren’t you questioning Barack Obama? Super smart guy. He knows a lot of things, probably. If you want knowledge, he’s your man,’ Trump said to the media.

As the FBI net closes in on Trump in relation to his ties with Russia, many are seeing this as his latest tactic to avoid impeachment and arrest, claiming that he is simply ‘playing dumb’.

‘The only thing I play is golf. And that reminds me, I’ve got to go,’ said Trump before scurrying off as quickly as possible.

Trump’s denial of all knowledge is now being seen as the most credible thing he’s said throughout his entire presidency.