lmao so get this

Albus and Scorpius decide to jump off the train and not go to Hogwarts so that they can go retrieve the Time Turner and they climb onto the roof of the Hogwarts Express and are trying to find the nerve to jump when the trolley witch appears and moves towards them and is like “anything from the trolley?” and they are like what the fuck ?? and then she like makes this speech about how no one gets off the train before it arrives and how she has been ensuring this for 190 years and when Al and Scorp are like “thanks but no thanks” she grows like these super long and scary talon claws and is like about to attack the but they jump and Wolverine McTrolley cries in anguish. arguably one of the weirdest fucking things in the whole play.