AS YOU CAN SEE, WE ARE QUITEA SUCCESSFUL COMPANY. DID YOU NOTICETHE FOUNTAIN ? PRETTY NICE, HMM ? COME RIGHT OVERTHIS WAY, TOKEN. GUYS, YOU REMEMBER TOKEN-- HE'S THINKING ABOUTBECOMING A CLIENT. OH, TOKEN, RIGHT. YEAH, YOU'RE MAKINGA SMART MOVE, MAN. NOW, TOKEN, I KNOW WHATYOU'RE SAYING TO YOURSELF. YOU'RE SAYING, "HEY, WHY DO I NEEDAN AGENCY ? WHY SHOULD I GIVE THEM10%," RIGHT ? YEAH. TOKEN, THE TRUTH ISTHAT WITHOUT REPRESENTATION YOU'RE IN DANGER OFBEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF. ( phone rings ) OH, EXCUSE ME JUSTA SECOND, TOKEN. SUPER AWESOMETALENT AGENCY. OH YES, HELLO ! HOW ARE YOU,ABRAHAM LINCOLN ? YEAH, YEAH, NO, I'M HAPPYYOU CALLED, ABRAHAM LINCOLN, I'M JUST SORT OF IN THE MIDDLEOF SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. CAN I TALK TO YOU ? UH, I'LL CALL YOUBACK, ABE. WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?! I'M MAKING IT LOOK LIKEIMPORTANT PEOPLE CALL US ! ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAS BEENDEAD FOR 200 YEARS ! WELL, TOKENDOESN'T KNOW THAT. YES, HE DOES !HOW ?! TOKEN ACTUALLY PAYSATTENTION IN SCHOOL, UNLIKE YOU FAT-ASS !JEW ! YOU GUYS, WE'RE GONNALOSE OUR CLIENT ! YES, YES, I THINK THAT'SA GOOD IDEA, GUYS, LET'S GIVE MICHAEL JORDANA CALL ABOUT THAT. AH, NOW WHERE WERE WE ? WE WERE AT WHYI SHOULD GIVE YOU 10%. LOOK, TOKEN,HERE'S THE BOTTOM LINE. YOU'RE GONNA START HAVINGA LOT OF OFFERS COMING AT YOU FROM ALL DIRECTIONS. A MEDIA STORMIS ABOUT TO HIT YOU AND YOU CAN'T HANDLE ITON YOUR OWN, NOBODY CAN. EMINEM, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE,HOOTIE-- THEY ALL HAVE AGENTS. YOU NEED SOMEBODY TOMANAGE IT ALL FOR YOU. THIS THING IN DENVER ISJUST THE CRUST, TOKEN. WITH OUR SUPPORT, YOU CANHAVE THE WHOLE PIE. WELL, I GUESSTHAT MAKES SENSE. ALRIGHT. UH, IF WE COULD JUST GET YOUTO SIGN RIGHT HERE ? WELCOME TOTHE TEAM, TOKEN ! OH, KENNY, TOKENJUST SIGNED WITH US ! AWESOME ! FROM NOW ON WE ARE ANENTERTAINMENT TEAM, TOKEN. YOU JUST DO ALL THE SINGING,ALL THE PERFORMING AND ALL THE ENTERTAINING--AND LEAVE THE REST TO US.

HELP FOUR BOYS AND A CHINESEWOMAN GET BACK TO COLORADO. YOUR GIFT OF HOPEIS A GREAT DEDUCTION. HEY KID ! ( unintelligible speech ) MR. STALLONESAYS HE'S SORRY IT COULDN'T GO BETTERFOR YOU BACK THERE. OH... THANKS. HEY YO KID...( unintelligible ) MR. STALLONE THINKS YOURSINGER HAS A LOT OF TALENT... HE REALLY LIKES HER VOICE... YOU KNOW, THE WAY SHEVOCALIZES THE MELODY... IT BRINGS TEARSTO HIS EYES. THANKS, MR. STALLONE. WE'RE JUST SORRY SHEWASN'T A BETTER BOXER. ( unintelligible ) MR. STALLONE WANTS WING TOSING AT HIS SON'S WEDDING. YOU DO ? ( unintelligible ) HE'LL PAY HER $4,000. 4,000 DOLLARS ? A PEGGOOO ! BE AT THIS ADDRESS TOMORROW,TWO P.M. SHARP. AND DON'T BE LATE. WE WON'T. ( unintelligible ) AAAGHGGH !AAAGHGGH ! YOU GUYS !YOU GUYS ! WHAT ? SYLVESTER STALLONE WANTSWING TO SING AT HIS SON'SWEDDING TOMORROW ! AND HE'S GONNA PAY HER$4,000 ! WHAT ?GET OUT ! THAT'S 400 FOR US !WE DID IT ! WOO-HOO !YEAH ! ♪ WHO LETTHE DOGS OUT ♪ ( all )HOO HOO HOO HOO ! ♪ WHO LETTHE DOGS OUT ♪ HOO HOO HOO HOO ! WHOA, WHOA,WAIT, WAIT-- WHERE'S WING ? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WETHOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU. NO, SHE WAS WITH YOU ! OH, JESUS CHRIST. IF THAT BIG C.A.A. TALENT AGENCYFINDS OUT SHE HAS WORK THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO STEAL HERAWAY FROM US AGAIN ! WING ?WING ! WING, HERE WING ! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD RUNFROM US, DID YOU ? OH NO ! HEY, THAT'SOUR CLIENT ! THEY DID IT TO US AGAIN ! THAT DIRTY TALENT AGENCYSTOLE OUR CLIENT AGAIN ! NOT THIS TIME--THEY DROPPED THEIR CARD. NOW WE KNOW WHEREC.A.A. TALENT AGENCY IS. AND WE'RE GONNAMARCH IN THERE AND GET OUR CLIENT BACK.

YOU SEE, MRS. KIM,WHEN YOU MADE A DEAL WITH US YOU SIGNED YOUR LIFE AWAY. YES, WE HELP CHINESE CITIZENSSNEAK INTO THE U.S., BUT WHEN THEY GET HERE,THEY BECOME OUR SLAVES. IT'S AN AGE-OLD BUSINESS. AND NOBODY HAS THE GUTSTO STOP US. 2490-- ALRIGHT,THIS IS THE PLACE. DAMN, C.A.A. ISPRETTY IMPRESSIVE. OF COURSEIT'S IMPRESSIVE ! THEY STEAL EVERYONEELSE'S CLIENTS ! ( shouting angrilyin Chinese ) YEAH, WHATEVER, YOU CANSUCK OUR BALLS. HELLO ! WE WANNA TALK TOSOMEBODY, RIGHT NOW ! OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS,LOOK ! THEY DO HAVE ANAMAZING FOUNTAIN. ( shouting in Chinese ) YOU ASSHOLESSTOLE OUR CLIENT ! HOW ABOUT SOME GOD DAMNBUSINESS ETHICS ? YOU TELL 'EM, KYLE ! YOU THINK YOU OWN THEENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS, BUT YOU DON'T ! GIVE US BACK WINGRIGHT NOW ! ( gunfire ) JESUS, THEY REALLY WANT WINGAS THEIR CLIENT ! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ? GO, GO ! DUDE, MAYBE WE SHOULDGIVE UP ! NO, SCREW THAT,DUDE ! IF WE KEEP LETTING C.A.A.TAKE ALL OUR CLIENTS WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE ITAS TALENT AGENTS ! YEAH, IF THESE TALENT AGENTSWANNA PLAY ROUGH, WE CAN PLAYROUGH TOO ! CARTMAN ! YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH ? OKAY ! TAKE THIS ! WE GOTTA SPLIT UPAND FIND WING ! YOU AND KENNYGO THAT WAY ! WING ? ( gunfire ) STUPID TALENT AGENTS ! ( scream ) GYA-GYA-GYA-GYA ! ALRIGHT, KENNY,LET'S GO ! KENNY ? KENNY ! DON'T WORRY, KENNY,YOU DIDN'T DIE FOR NOTHING ! WE'RE GONNA GET WING BACKAS OUR CLIENT AND-- AND MAKE A TONOF MONEY. I SWEAR IT TO YOU ! THEY KILLED KENNY ! YOU BASTARDS ! ENOUGH ! I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR YOUBOYS, FIGHTING YOUR WAY IN HERE. BUT YOU COME ANY CLOSERAND I'LL BLOW HER BRAINS OUT. DON'T GIVE US THAT CRAP-- SHE'S NO GOOD TO YOU DEADAND YOU KNOW IT. YEAH, YOU WOULDN'T KILL HER 'CAUSE THEN SHE CAN'TPAY YOU MONEY ! WE KNOW BECAUSE WE'RE IN THESAME BUSINESS YOU ARE ! THIS WOMAN HAS A CONTRACTWITH US-- WE OWN HER ! SHE HAD A CONTRACT WITH USFIRST-- WE OWN HER ! HER LIFEBELONGS TO US ! HER LIFEBELONGS TO US ! GUYS GUYS GUYS ! DON'T YOU SEEWHAT WE'RE DOING ? JESUS... WE'RE NOT TALKINGABOUT AN OBJECT HERE, WE'RE TALKING ABOUTA PERSON. I MEAN, LOOK AT WHATWE'VE ALL BECOME. ALL THIS VIOLENCE AND ANGER,AND FOR WHAT ? FOR CONTROL OVERSOMEBODY'S LIFE WHO WE'RE ALL JUST TRYINGTO LEECH OFF OF. YEAH. WING DOESN'T BELONGTO US OR YOU. WE'RE ALL JUST CAUGHT UPIN A BUSINESS THAT TREATS PEOPLELIKE COMMODITIES. PERHAPS...YOU'RE RIGHT. WE'VE SPENTALL THIS TIME MOOCHING OFF THE HOPESAND DREAMS OF OTHERS, FORGETTING THATTHEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS. YEAH, IT'S NOT A VERYSATISFYING FEELING. ( sighs ) I AM TIREDOF THIS BUSINESS. IT IS A VERY DIRTYAND PERVERSE BUSINESS. IT'S A LOUSY BUSINESS,I QUIT. ME TOO. AW, AW, GUYS,COME ON ! WE QUIT TOO. IT'S TIME FOR US TO FINDANOTHER WAY TO MAKE MONEY. FROM NOW ON ALL CONTRACTSWE HAVE ON PEOPLE ARE NULL AND VOID ! ALRIGHT !ALRIGHT !

CHILDREN, CHILDREN, WE HAVEA VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. YOUR CLASSMATE, TOKEN,HAS JUST RETURNED FROM WINNING THE COLORADOCHILD STAR CONTEST WITH HISINCREDIBLE SINGING ! WELL, LET'SGIVE HIM A HAND ! ( smattering of applause ) TOKEN SINGS ? OF COURSE HE SINGS,HE'S BLACK. TOKEN IS GOING TO SINGIN FRONT OF A HUGE AUDIENCE AT THE MISS COLORADO PAGEANTIN DENVER ! AND FOR DOING IT,HE'S GONNA BE PAID $200 ! ( kids )WHOAAAA !! 200 DOLLARS ? NOW, OF COURSE,AS A WOMAN I'M A BIT AGAINST THOSECHAUVINISTIC PAGEANTS, BUT I HOPE THAT YOU CHILDRENTAKE A MOMENT TODAY TO CONGRATULATE TOKENFOR BEING SO SPECIAL. ( bell ringing )

HOW COME WE NEVER GETOPPORTUNITIES LIKE THAT ? YOU WANNA KNOWWHAT IT IS, GUYS ? WE'RE NOT TALENTED ? THAT'S RIGHT,WE'RE NOT TALENTED. SEE, WE'RE NOTTHE ARTISTIC SIDE, WE'RE THE THINKING SIDE. YEAH, WE'RE TOO SMARTTO BE TALENTED. WAIT, YOU GUYS--I JUST HAD AN AMAZING IDEA. TOKEN IS GOINGRIGHT TO THE TOP, RIGHT ? I MEAN, HE'S GONNABE A HUGE STAR. PROBABLY. SO WHY SHOULDN'T WEGET SOME OF THAT MONEY ? WE CAN BE TOKEN'S AGENTS. THAT WAY WE GET 10%OF WHATEVER HE MAKES. HEY, YEAH ! WE DESERVE THAT MONEYJUST AS MUCH AS HE DOES ! WE JUST NEED A REALLY KICK-ASSOFFICE AND SOME NICE SUITS. AND A FOUNTAIN IN OUR LOBBY. ALL TOP AGENCIES HAVEFOUNTAINS IN THEIR LOBBIES. WE GOTTA MAKE TOKENTHINK HE NEEDS US-- WHEN ACTUALLY HE DOESN'TNEED US AT ALL. WHEN ACTUALLY HE DOESN'TNEED US AT ALL.

PERFECT ! ALRIGHT, YOU GUYSGET BACK TO THE OFFICE. I'LL BRING TOKEN THERE. ALRIGHT. WAIT, YOU GUYS--THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. WHEN I BRING TOKENBACK THE OFFICE, HAVE KENNY HIDEIN ANOTHER ROOM AND CALL THE PHONEON MY DESK. WHY ? BECAUSE I'LL ANSWER IT ANDPRETEND I'M TALKING TO SOMEBODY SUPER-FAMOUSAND IMPORTANT. WHEN TOKEN SEES THAT, MAYBEHE'LL THINK WE'RE LEGIT. THAT'S GENIUS. OKAY, GO GO !HERE HE COMES ! YEAH, WELL, THEN TELL HIMWE'RE JUST NOT INTERESTED. OH HEY, TOKEN ! BUDDY, MY MAN !WHAT IS UP ? NOTHIN'. HEY, YOU KNOW I HEARDYOU'RE DOING SOME THING DOWN IN DENVERTOMORROW NIGHT. YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF I EVERTOLD YOU THIS BEFORE BUT I'M ACTUALLY AN AGENT OVER AT THE SUPER AWESOME TALENT AGENCY. YOU MAY HAVE SEENOUR ADS AROUND TOWN. ANYWAY, WHY DON'T YOU COMEDOWN TO THE OFFICE, TOKEN, MAYBE I CAN CONVINCE THECOMPANY TO REPRESENT YOU. I'M SUPPOSED TOBE HOME BY 3:30. THIS WILL ONLYTAKE A SECOND.

AND THERE ARE YOURFINALISTS ! THE 16 MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMENIN COLORADO ! HERE TO SING FOR OUR16 LUCKY FINALISTS, Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL TOKEN BLACK ! ( "You'll Never Find AnotherLove Like Mine" begins playing ) ( deep, Lou Rawls-like voice )♪ YOU'LL NEVER FIND ♪ AS LONG AS YOU LIVE ♪ SOMEONE WHO LOVES YOUTENDER LIKE I DO... ♪ WOW, HE'S REALLY GREAT ! WE SHOULD GET HIM TO SINGAT TOMMY'S BAR MITZVAH. OH, YOU'RE INTERESTED INHIRING OUR CLIENT ? WE REPRESENT TOKEN. GIVE US A CALL,WE'LL WORK OUT A DEAL. ♪ OH, I'M NOT BRAGGINGON MYSELF, BABY ♪ ♪ BUT I'M THE ONE WHO LOVES YOUAND THERE'S NO ONE ELSE ♪ ♪ NOOO.... ONE ELSE... JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS, NOTHING GETS MY VAG WETTERTHAN A BLACK MAN SINGING. MR. GARRISON,FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ! ♪ YOU'RE GONNA MISSYOU'RE GONNA MISS ♪ ♪ MY LOVE... ♪

WE KNEW YOUCOULD DO IT ! $200, TOKEN,THAT'S GREAT ! AND 10% OF 200 IS... 20 DOLLARS. HERE YOU GO. ALRIGHT !SWEET ! THIS IS JUSTTHE BEGINNING. I BET WE START TO SEEALL KINDS OF OFFERS COMING IN FORTOKEN NOW ! HEY THERE, MY MAN, THAT WASA GREAT PERFORMANCE. THANKS ! DON HIZEMAN, CREATIVE ARTS AGENCY IN LOS ANGELES. I THINK YOU'VE GOTREAL PROMISE. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TOSIGN WITH C.A.A. ? ARE YOU SERIOUS ? UH, EXCUSE ME, TOKENALREADY HAS REPRESENTATION. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF SUPER AWESOME TALENT AGENCY. ( chuckles )MMM, NO. UH, LOOK, TOKEN,THERE'S SOME SHOWS IN L.A. WE WANNA BOOK YOU ONRIGHT AWAY. IF YOU COME OUT TO MY LIMO WECAN TALK EVERYTHING THROUGH. OH MY GOD !OKAY ! TOKEN, YOU SIGNEDWITH US ! OH, COME ON GUYS,YOU HAVE TO SEE WHAT A HUGE OPPORTUNITYTHIS IS FOR ME. WHAT, THEY'RE NOT SO GREAT ! THEY PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVEA FOUNTAIN IN THEIR LOBBY ! ACTUALLY, OUR FOUNTAINIS TWO STORIES TALL. OOOH. COME ON, TOKEN, WE HAVEA LOT TO TALK ABOUT. MISTER, YOU CAN'TDO THIS TO US ! SORRY, KIDS, NATURE OF THEBUSINESS, YOU KNOW ? DO YOU LIKE STEAK, TOKEN ? I KNOW A GREAT PLACEA FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE. GOD DAMMIT !

ALL THAT TIME AND EFFORTWE SPENT HELPING TOKEN AND THIS ISTHE THANKS WE GET ! THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW THATHARD WORK DOESN'T PAY OFF ! I'M GONNA BE A HOMELESSDRUG ADDICT FROM NOW ON ! UH, HARRO, IS THIS TARENT AGENCY ? HUH ? I SEE SIGN ON STREETFOR TARENT AGENCY. I NEED A REPRESENTATION. HEY, WOWEE,NICE FOUNTAIN. YOU'RE LOOKING FORA TALENT AGENT ? NO, NOT ME, MY WIFE. POOY YANG TURRRR !KWAN CHAY ! THIS IS WING. SHE JUST COME OVERFROM CHINA. SHE OVER HERE IRREGARRY,THE CHINESE MAFIA HELP ME OUT. AND WHAT DOESSHE DO ? OH, SHE SING. SHE VERY POPULARIN CHINA. HERE, YOU JUST SIT AND LISTEN,YOU'LL BE VERY IMPRESSED. PUY YAY.CHING LOA PURR. SHAY TING LING DAO ! ( "Dancing Queen"begins playing ) ( high-pitched,screechy singing ) ♪ YOU CAN DANCEYOU CAN JIVE ♪ ♪ HAVING THE TIMEOF YOUR LIFE ♪ ♪ OOOH, SEE THAT GIRLWATCH THAT SCENE ♪ ♪ DIGGIN' THEDANCING QUEEN... ♪ WELL, WHAT YOU THINK ? UH, WE'RE SORRY, DUDE, BUT GETTING HER CAREEROFF THE GROUND WOULD TAKE TOO MUCHWORK FOR US. AH, THAT'S TOO BAD. SHE JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO BE ON"AMERICAN IDOL" IN LOS ANGELES, BUT I CAN'T TAKE HER BECAUSEI HAVE TO MIND THE RESTAURANT. YOU'VE... ALREADY DONEALL THE WORK ? YEAH, THEY SAID THEY PAYA THOUSAND DARRA. SIR, WE WOULD LOVE TOSIGN YOUR WIFE ! YEAH ! REARRY ? WE'LL GO WITH HER TO L.A.WITH YOUR WIFE. ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS GO ON THESHOW, DO ALL THE PERFORMING, MAKE ALL THE MONEY--AND LEAVE THE REST TO US. ♪ ... FEEL THE BEATFROM THE TAMBOURINE... ♪♪

( phone rings ) CITY WOK,TAKE YOUR ORDER PREE. ( Stan )HI, MR. LIU KIM ? UH, HI,IT'S WING'S AGENTS. EVERYTHING'S FINE, YEAH. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO ARRIVE IN LOSANGELES IN ABOUT FOUR HOURS. LISTEN, DOES YOUR WIFEEVER EAT OR ANYTHING ? OH, DON'T WORRYABOUT HER. SHE A VERY DERICATE RITTLE FLOWER. SHE DON'T NEEDTO EAT MUCH. OH, ALRIGHT. WE'LL CALL YOU AFTERSHE GOES ON TV. OKAY, BYE. OH WAIT-- CAN I TALK TOMY WIFE, PREASE ? SURE, HERE SHE IS. POY ON TAY ! BING LAO TSUR ANG DANGPING LAO KWANG !! FINARRY, EVERYFING WORKING OUTFOR ME AND MY FAMIRY. WELCOME TO CITY WOK,TAKE YOUR ORDER, PREE. OH CRAP,CHINESE MAFIA ! AAAAGHGHGH ! ( choking ) MR. LIU KIM, IT APPEARSWE HAVE A PROBLEM. OHH, A PROBREM ? REARRY ? WE SMUGGLED YOUR WIFE INTOUNITED STATES FOR YOU. YOU WERE TO PAY US $10,000FOR THAT SERVICE, YET WE HAVEYET TO BE PAID. WE...WE WORKING ON IT ! SHE GOT TALENT AGENT ! SHE'S ABOUT TO MAKEA WHOLE ROT OF MONEY ! IT'S TOO LATEFOR THAT, MR. KIM. YOUR WIFE IS NOWOUR PROPERTY. WE'RE TAKING HERTO LOS ANGELES WHERE SHE WILL WORKIN MASSAGE PARLOR UNTIL SHE WORKS OFFTHE DEBT. NO, SHE--SHE NOT HERE. PREASE, JUST GIVEA RITTLE MORE TIME. WHERE IS SHE ? SHE...SHE IN ARABAMA. YOU'RE LYING. TURN HIM AROUND ! YOU DON'T WANNA TELL USWHERE SHE IS ? ALRIGHT. PUR LAO !CHING TONG MAYPUR ! NOOO !MY CITY CHICKEN ! NOOO, THE CITY BEEF ! NO, NO, WAIT,PREASE STOP ! PREASE, NOT THECITY SHRIMP. TELL US WHERE TOFIND HER, LIU KIM. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. SHE... SHE GO ROS ANGERESWIF HER AGENTS. SHE GONNA BE ONAMERICAN IDOL. ( sobbing )

JESUS, WE MADE ITJUST IN TIME ! ( Cartman )EXCUSE US ! HEY KID, WHAT DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOING ? OUR CLIENT HAS ANAUDITION ON THIS SHOW. YEAH, SO DO WE. OH, CHRIST ! DUDE, HOW LONGIS THE WAIT ? IT'S BEEN ABOUT17 DAYS FOR ME. OH, NO.NO, NO, NO. COME ON. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM-- WAIT IN LINE WITHEVERYONE ELSE. NO, I DON'T THINKYOU UNDERSTAND. WE'RE HERE WITH WING. THAT'S RIGHT, THE WING. MA'AM, WE ARE A VERYIMPORTANT TALENT AGENCY. IF YOUR PRODUCERS KNEW YOU WEREFORCING PEOPLE OF OUR STATURE TO THE BACK OF THE LINE-- BRRRT BRRTT !BRRT BBRTT ! OH, EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE,THAT'S MY CELL PHONE. HELLO ? OH YES,HI, COLONEL SANDERS. YES, I'M DOING GREAT BUTSOMEONE AT AMERICAN IDOL DOESN'T KNOWWHO WING IS ! AW, JUST FORGET IT ! YOU'RE RIGHT,COLONEL SANDERS, YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE HERANYMORE CHICKEN. GOD DAMMIT...GOD DAMMIT ! WE CAN'T WAIT IN LINE, WE HAVETO BE IN SCHOOL ON MONDAY. STUPID ASSHOLES ! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURCLIENT ISN'T COMING ? WE'RE TAPINGTHE SHOW TOMORROW ! WHERE AM I GONNA FINDANOTHER CONTESTANT ? FINE !GO SCREW YOURSELF ! UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR. DID I HEAR YOU SAY YOU NEEDEDSOMEBODY FOR YOUR SHOW ? WE HAVE SOMEBODY WHO'S READYTO GO ON TV RIGHT AWAY. REALLY ? IS THERE A CASH PRIZE INVOLVEDIN YOUR SHOW AS WELL ? OH YEAH, WINNER GETSA THOUSAND DOLLARS. ALRIGHT !OUR CLIENT WILL DO IT ! GREAT, YOU KIDS JUSTSAVED MY ASS. SEE YOU OVERAT STAGE SIX ! HEY, IS YOUR SHOW AS GOODAS AMERICAN IDOL ? NAW, THIS IS BETTER. IT'S CALLED"THE CONTENDER." WHAT'S "THE CONTENDER ?"

ONE WILL STAY,ONE WILL GO HOME ! IN THE NEW HIT SHOWBY SYLVESTER STALLONE... HEY YO. THE CONTENDER ! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,WELCOME TO THE CONTENDER ! FIGHTING OUT OF THE RED CORNER,WEARING BLUE AND WHITE TRUCKS-- THE DESTRUCTORFROM DEL FUEGO "ME-HICO", MANUELLO FORRRRNANDAAA ! ( cheering ) LET'S GO !LET'S SEE A GOOD FIGHT ! AND FIGHTING OUT OFTHE BLUE CORNER, WEARING A GORGEOUS FLORALPATTERNED SILK DRESS-- WING ! ( cheering ) LET'S GO, WING !LET'S DO IT, WING ! ( "Fernando" begins playing ) ♪ THERE WAS SOMETHINGIN THE AIR THAT NIGHT ♪ ♪ THE STARS WERE BRIGHTFERNANDO... ♪ COME ON, HIT HER ! ♪ THEY WERE SHINING THEREFOR YOU AND ME... ♪♪ OOOHH ! OH MY GOD, DUDE ! SHE'S GOT A HELL OFA CHIN ON HER ! I'LL GIVE HER THAT ! AAWWW !AAWWW ! EH.