Written by: Joe Ryan

Twitter: @joeryan1621

Twitter: @wingspansports (just follow it already)

I wanna throw up writing that headline. The trade hasn’t even happened yet, I’m currently writing this as a draft, it’s 1:42 in the morning and I can’t sleep because I feel as if Giancarlo Stanton is going to get traded to the Yankees.

I hate everything about everything and everything even more. How on Gods green Earth is this happening right now? How is Aaron Judge, Giancarlo Stanton, Gary Sanchez and Didi all going to be in the same lineup?

You thought we’d never see murderers row again? Well you thought Fucking wrong. It just took 91 years to happen again and of course I’m alive when it’s happening.

I don’t know who i hate more. The Yankees or the DAMN stinkin Mets. There is NO REASON for the Mets to not be involved in this trade. They have the assets, the prospects, the money, but GOD FORBID, the Wilpons spend any damn money.

Nooooooo, let’s keep sending out Asdrubal Cabrera out there, and Juan Lagares, and Dom Smith.

Why can’t the Mets pair Giancarlo with Yoenis and Conforto?!?! Why does being a Mets fans suck so freakin bad.

But anyway, I hate the Yankees with everything in me. They buy their titles and honestly, I can’t even hate it anymore. I just accept the fact that they like to keep their fan base happy, they like to win and the Mets hate their fans.

It amazes me that the Mets have any fans left. They have done nothing to prove that the ownership cares about the team and the fans as much as the fans care about the team.

But, back to Giancarlo. He is 10x better than Judge and Judge hits BOMBS at Yankee Stadium. Like I mean absolute nukes. Can you imagine what Giancarlo is about to do in that stadium? He’s gonna hit it a few out of the damn stadium. The two of them are gonna combine for 120 homeruns. And that’s just 2 guys. And really that’s not far fetched at all.

Whatever, this sucks. I hate everything about this. The Yankees are gonna win every world series until 2031.

But really, how is this not collusion. Jeter just becomes the owner of the Marlins and IMMEDIATELY trades his best player and the NL MVP to the Yanks? Get the hell out of here.

COLLUSION!!!!

*P.S. Mets have more World Series appearances and Penants than the Yankees do this decade 🤷🏼‍♂️*