Bro: You get offended too easily!!!

Me: body hair isn't shameful and disgusting, and one has no right to tell their partner what to do with their own body.

Bro: FUCKING FEMINAZIS!!!!!11!!1!!1! YOU'RE A DIRTY HAIRY ARMPIT LESBIAN!111!1!111 SHUT UP AND TAKE A JOOOOOOOOKE1!!!!11!!!1!!!!1!!1!1111!

Me: *looks at the camera like I'm on The Office*