Not since watching the half-gutbusting, half-terrifying footage of “God Warrior” Marguerite Perrin have I felt this sorry for a Christian’s kids. And there’s a lot of them to be sorry for, because the anonymous woman in this brand new video has one dozen little and not-so-little darlings.

Her brood and husband in tow, she marches through a Target store as if she owns the place, waving her Bible and yelling about transgender people and about Target’s “perversion” in letting trans customers choose the bathroom that matches their gender identity.

“Attention Target customers… Do not be deceived, Target would have you believe with their Mother’s Day displays that they love mothers and children. This is a deception. This is not love, and they’ve proven it by opening their bathrooms to perverted men. I’m a mother of 12 and I’m very disgusted by this wicked practice.”

It’s interesting how she’s not content with merely saying she’s a mother, the actual number of crotch fruit be damned. The 12 kids are like a fucking badge to her (or is that a fucking badge?). In her mind, the fact that she’s not familiar with the concept of birth control confers easily an extra acre of moral high ground. And so:

“Mothers get your children out of this store. Mothers, have enough decency to get out of this store, it’s a dangerous place… What Target has done is very hateful. It’s hateful towards families. … Are you gonna let the devil rape your children?“

It never occurs to her that if the goal is to protect children, she’s severely maltreating her own by filling their heads with half-thoughts, hatred, and imbecility, including the part where she teaches them that trespassing and disturbing the peace are not just perfectly fine, but something that True Christians owe Jibbers Crabst.

And I’ll lay serious bets that this hate parade does her cause far more harm than good. That is, not a single person who wasn’t already in a tizzy over Target’s bathroom policy is likely to side with her after watching this dimwitted denunciation; but thousands will see the video and mercifully decide to stay away far, far from her end of the gene pool.

(via Dangerous Minds)



