That The Heat review was much cruder than I meant it to be

I watched the Unrated version of this…because I enjoy self torture, I guess.

PLOT

The whole “two law enforcement people have to team up even though they don’t get along” thing has been done before…and done better.

CHARACTERS

I’ve never been a fan of angry characters who can’t tell their jokes aren’t working so they keep them going…and that’s mostly all this movie has to offer.

Except for Joey McIntyre inexplicably being a member of the supporting cast. I wasn’t expecting that, nor did I remember it from when I saw this in the theater.

FX

The “choking in Denny’s” scene made me almost turn this off, for blood-related reasons (not product placement reasons)…but, by that point, I was 3/4 of the way through, so I stuck it out.

REWATCHABILITY

Despite seeing this in the theater, I remembered exactly zero of it this time. I’m hoping that happens again.