So like 4+ years back or so I was in a long term relationship with a gal and she went to a college upstate, and I’d visit like once every week or other week depending on cash and job at the time. So one time I go up and she’s telling me that a sorrioty is having a burlesque show and some of her roommates want to go cause lesbians. And I’m like “uhh sure” thinking it’s like belly dancing and stuff of that vibe like they show some skin but it’s tasteful dancing like modern and some variations of dance shows. I was very wrong cause after paying 30 for me and my gal at the time to go in I’m with like 5 other gals and one of their boyfriends who was just dope. And badd slly you go to a room for a certain amount of time for a certain kind of performance and I quickly realize this wasn’t some like cool dancing but basically a strip club with clever outfits. Some women literally wore little to nothing and my gal egged me on to get a lap dance and I was t about that, the room right after that we are waiting a few mjns and out walks out a black woman whom deadass was six foot one in a Ned Flanders outfit with the mounstache and everything and everyone was dying laughing and then she took her clothes off

And then I was like

I need to go home

So after that one I just straight told her something along the lines of “boy howdy did every part of that make me uncomfortable including the part where gender and racial bent Ned Flanders whipped out her yits.” Whixh she laughed at and I decided to finish a 10 dollar handle of rum that night