As the tide of stuff has continued to rise in our humble household, the time has finally come to release the many items of worldly crap into the hands of new owners who may actually use it, wear it, or be grateful for it.

By no means is this a regular garage sale, on the contrary, think of it as a sale at a shopping mall, with stores liquidating cool stuff, gifts which should have been re-gifted, and of treasures buried so deep in the garage that they have barely seen the light of day.

The husband has been “volun-told” to operate the garage sale. He will likely be clinging desperately to every item as you endeavor to pry it out of his hands.

Things to keep in mind:

When he says “this is not for sale” do not believe him. It IS for sale and you can have likely have it, most likely at a discount to what I wrote on the price tag attached.

When he says it may not fit you, or it is the wrong color on you, DO NOT BELIEVE HIM! It does fit you, it looks great on you, and you should buy it and quickly run away with it.

We accept cash. And believe me… your cash will be far better off in our cookie jar than this stuff is in our garage.

Items for sale include:

Vinyl Records (about 1000 pieces of primarily 80’s dance 12″ records)

Car stereo stuff

A freakin’ hammock!

Women’s shoes

Dress shirts

DVDs

Books

X-Country Skis

Curtain rods

Blinds (new & used)

Dresser

FREE STUFF (lots of free stuff)

Handbags which have never seen a hand

Home decorator items

Kids room stuff

More kids room stuff

General stuff

More stuff

Other stuff

Cool stuff

Lovely stuff

Women’s stuff

Be sure to bring a vehicle so you can back it up and carry as much of this stuff away as you possibly can. Anything which is not sold will be returned to the bowels of the garage in order to mature prior to the next garage sale. Best wishes and see you soon!