Halloween is by far my favorite time of the year. You hear that Santa, keep your ass out of October, we gave you Thanksgiving are you not happy? Moving along.

So I eagerly waited for my Halloween gift, I was working at a haunted house for the season so I was in full Halloween mode. So when the send day came and went I was disheartened, this was not the first time, I took it in stride, but I was lucky in getting a great rematch Santa.

I got a great treat from them, first was a huge box of Reese's peanut butter cups that I think I gained weight just looking at.

Next were a box of skull glasses. Now I can be even spookier than I normally am when I am drinking the blood of my enemies. What others don't do that?

So great job, I am now going to hide from Christmas until I have filled myself with turkey.