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A 23-year-old man is branded a "k***head" by his own mother after he shares his wishes to get a sexually explicit tattoo on his back.

Jack Woodman, from Bristol, stars in the latest episode of Channel 4 's Bodyshockers where he shares his plans to get the lewd inking.

Meeting up with presenter Katie Piper , Jack shows her the crude drawing of which will be turned into an extravagant masterpiece set to adorn his entire back.

Already covered in several tattoos, the young man tells Katie he wants to become the "god of sex tattoos", as he explains the design.

Showing Katie a piece of paper with a simple drawing, Jack's idea is to have his whole face inked in the middle of an x-rated sex act.

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Katie is horrified at the drawing but not more so than his own mother who absolutely hates the idea.

The presenter begs him to reconsider introducing him to another tattoo fan who regretted his own lewd ink that he got when he was younger.

Mark Couchman, 31, from Essex, was just 21 when he decided to get "For the laydeez" scrawled across his stomach in dark black ink with an arrow pointing down towards his penis.

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He confessed that he regretted it just four years later and has been desperate to get rid of it ever since.

At the time he got it Mark said it used to work on women he was attracting: "For two years it worked its magic, I was top dog for a while."

But since meeting his partner Nikki and having their daughter Lola, he wants rid of it because it's stopping him from taking his child swimming.

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He tells Katie: "I haven't taken Lola swimming in so long as I was getting sick of the looks and sniggering.

"I am constantly thinking who is looking and judging? I would give anything to be rid of it, it is the biggest mistake of my life.

"The tattoo artist tried to talk me out of it but I was intent on getting it done, I just thought "this will be brilliant".'

Mark decides to sign up for several painful sessions of laser surgery, and he meets Jack before he gets started to try and persuade him out of going ahead with his own bad taste tattoo.

He makes Jack think hard about his decision and at one point he's close to changing his mind.

But as he meets Katie later for a catch up, she is terrified to learn of the outcome of Jack's decision, which he could be stuck with for the rest of his life.

* Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and Tattoos starts on Channel 4, Wednesday at 10pm