Cutie Kitty Publishing, a large children’s book publishing company got a hold of Xavier. They said they really loved the idea of Tiva, the little alien baby in Xavier’s book, and were wondering if he would be interested in writing a series about her for kids. He told them he would try. He really wanted to write sci-fi and erotica, so children’s books were not what he wanted to do, but with three mouths to feed he would have to be willing to expand his horizons.

Deidre was feeling pretty unattractive. Her maternity outfit was so unflattering, her feet were so swollen she had to switch her pumps out for flip flops, and she just felt fat. Xavier picked up on her insecurity, and decided to show her she was still the ginger bombshell that drives him crazy when she looks at him with those green eyes.

As usual, their alone time was cut short because of another time they were left alone: it was time for the baby to arrive. They rushed to the hospital and Deidre was wheeled into what the materinity ward jokingly referred to as the Brutal suite, and that morning they had a bouncing baby girl they named Elinore.

The next night, Blackwolf was all freaked out. Xavier could not figure out how to calm him down, so he just let him sleep in their bed. Deidre was up late trying to get her latest sculpture done anyways.

Days flew by and it was not only time for little Elinore to become a toddler, but Blackwolf was becoming a teen as well! They decided to throw their birthdays together to save time and money.

Blackwolf growing into a teen was like a Christmas miracle! It was like having their very own free babysitter available 24/7. They decided to take advantage of this service the next day, asking him to take Elinore and Yoshi to the park so they could “do their taxes”.

Despite his annoyance of spending a Saturday playing daddy to his sister, Blackwolf took the initiative to work on Elinore’s motor skills, while Yoshi took a cue from a cop and tore up a park bench.

Meanwhile, Xavier and Deidre were really making up for lost time. Things got hot and heavy, when they realized they were out of their method of birth control.

“We could run to the grocery store and get more really quick.” Xavier suggested.

“There’s no time. Blackwolf is bringing Elinore home in one hour. Let’s just do it, what’s the worse that can happen?” Deidre shrugged.

Xavier’s advance check from Cutie Kitty had come in, and they decided to use the money to update the master bedroom and Blackwolf’s room. He had been bugging them for an alchemy station since he was little and saw Harry Potter so they gave in and put one in his room. He was very pleased.

The next day was Leisure day, and being the daredevil he is, Xavier had stocked up on some pretty epic firecrackers. While they waited for it to get dark, he taught Elinore to walk.

Blackwolf took the extra day off to study the requirements for the underground career of being a criminal. The sketchy website he found stated they only accepted people fit enough to run from the cops, or strong enough to deliver a beat-down if need be. That being known, he started building up his body with some power squats.

The darkness of nightfall finally arrived, and the family went out to have fun with fire and gunpowder. Unfortunately, one of the firecrackers got away from Xavier and a fire started.

Finally the fire and Blackwolf were put out, and everyone got ready for bed, as Blackwolf had his first day of high school the next day!

So as you can tell with the ugly layered shirt/booty shorts and heels number, Deidre is pregnant again. I did set her up with a cute maternity outfit but I didn’t get to change her in time. I guess she’ll be looking a bit ridiculous for a couple days.