I get when people don't like to follow rules. It's romantic to be a rebel. There's something about someone who refuses to let society dictate the terms of their life. That said there are times when society is right on and only an idiot would defy rules and warnings. This is a story about one of those times.

This weekend, a man in Texas decided to jump in the waters of the bayou and go for a swim. The only problem? That stretch of water was known to be home to giant alligators. I know what you're thinking: How could he have known that? Well, his friends warned him and there were giant signs posted that said "No Swimming. Alligators." But what did our hero do? Well, let's go to CNN for his decision making process:

He said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," [Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price] said.

So our dude was warned to stay out of the water by both people and signs, screamed "Fuck the alligators," jumped into the water and then immediately got killed by an alligator. It's rare that the world punishes stupidity so quickly.