You're fooling yourself, we're living in a dictatorship

The Autonomous Collective of An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.823 billion bloody peasants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watery Tart. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.5%.

The frighteningly efficient anarchist-syndicalist-communist economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion lovely filths a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 80,076 lovely filths, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 436,245 per year while the poor average 7,542, a ratio of 57.8 to 1.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the government is lending a hand to private industry, and politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune's national animal is the African or European swallow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

An Anarcho Syndicalist Commune is ranked 214,830th in the world and 10th in Monty Python for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 11.65 Tourists Per Hour.