Bill Maher on Friday hilariously imagined the kind of things that Donald Trump would say if he ever participated in Us Weekly’s regular feature “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me.”

The “Real Time With Bill Maher” host followed up on previous segments, in which he riffed on the likely responses of Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz, to poke fun at the presumptive GOP presidential candidate.

In the interest of “equal time” ― after presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton actually was featured in the magazine ― the comedian unleashed a series of scathing one-liners on The Donald, including a zinger about birther Trump not actually believing Barack Obama was born in Kenya “because I thought the name of the country was Kanye.”

Check out the clip above to find out what else was included in the list.

Below you can see how Maher spoofed Sanders:

And here he is imagining how Cruz would reply:

Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.