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I don’t know why everyone is criticizing Justin Bieber for his double eyebrow surgery – I think he looks good.



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Wow. Thousands of shows and over thirty years of hosting late night television and it’s almost over. Just a few more left. I can’t help but think back on all the amazing memories I have in that studio, especially those with my favorite guest Tom Cruise. What an amazing man he is. Always funny. Always honest. Always handsome as a whip. And he loved bringing me gifts. Last time he was on he brought me a can of mixed nuts. Delicious. Such a neat man. Thanks for everyone’s support over the years. It’s been a wild ride.

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So weird – has anyone ever noticed how one of Ryan Seacrest’s arms is slightly longer than the other?

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Working on this film at such a young age was a dream come true, and Stanley Kubrick was in top form. Although, as is often the case, with a legendary director you get a legendary temper problem. Stanley was Ornery with a capital O. I remember when we were shooting this scene he kept telling us to hold each other’s hands more tightly. “Tighter!” he’d say. “I want you to really squeeze those hands! Like you’re making orange juice! Use your muscles, you little brats!” We’d giggle and say, “Ok Koobz, anything you want.” What a guy. What great memories.

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Seems like just yesterday I directed and starred in the most influential film of all time. What a wild ride it’s been.



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Did anyone else notice all the dogs shitting at the met gala? Why did they let those dogs in there?



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SORRY Starring:

Matt Ingebretson http://www.mattingebretson.com/

Cory Loykasek https://twitter.com/coryloykasek Directed by:

Behn Fannin http://behnfannin.com/ Edited by:

Matt Ingebretson Music by:

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Did you know that if you wear a red shirt and act confident you can walk into a Target and hang your own employee of the month placard? If you happen to be at the Glendale Galleria today, stop by the Target and see if this is still hanging there, near the men’s section.



I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank my employers at Target for this amazing award. I work my butt off every single shift, and I am proud and humbled to receive this honor from such a stellar company. And I’d like to thank my manager Steve, who I look up to and respect as a role model for both my professional and personal life.

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