This is by far the scariest present I have ever received. From the moment I saw the box, I could hear scratching coming from inside. So I gingerly took it inside, removed the protective outer box, to discover an inner box, made of white. I removed the white box from the outer shell and removed the tape. I took the top of the white box off, when something reached out... "It touched me, it touched me, it touched me" I shouted as I backed away from the box. I ran to the kitchen, and grabbed some tongs. I pulled the top of the box off, and pulled the wet newspaper off of the top to discover....

2 Live Lobsters. I'm not sure if they will be pets or dinner, but apparently I have to decide pretty soon.