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User: Hey cleverbot, want to play Dungeons & Dragons?





Cleverbot: No thank you.





User: How about Mazes & Monsters? I've heard it's a far out game.





Cleverbot: I like you Oh! Oh!





User: Ok, you're the holy man Pardue. Sound good?





Cleverbot: The woman actaully.





User: Ok, no problem. Pardue, the holy woman, is on a pilgrimage to the holiest of cities, Gnu Orc City. You hear the angry cries of a crowd ahead. As you approach you hear cries of " burn the witch!".





Cleverbot: I am old enough.





User: Yes, this is what you've kept telling yourself the entire journey,, and what you told your master at the monastary. Though now, seeing a crowd.





Cleverbot: See, this is what I was trying to explain! You're always trying to prove me wrong!





User: You think about your parting words as you stormed out of the monastary and are filled with regret for a moment. Perhaps when this is over you will return and set things right.





Cleverbot: Of course I do. We'll have violas and irises and decorate with green.





User: Tears fill your eyes when you think of your beautiful home, and you quickly blink them away. Suddenly a person in the crowd grabs your arm and exclaims "I've caught another witch!".





Cleverbot: I don't know. Either you mean a beautiful personality or a beautiful look.





User: "She's trying to bewitch and seduce me! You all saw it!". The man exclaims. The crowd begins to turn it's attention toward you.





Cleverbot: Excuse me? I'm more of a person than you will ever be.





User: The man's eyes go wide, from fear or rage you can't tell. "How dare you?!". He exclaims, though he loosens his grip on you.





Cleverbot: I don't know , do you know?





User: "I... I know a witch when I see one! You're just trying to confuse me!". The man looks around to the crowd, seeking support.





Cleverbot: On the contrary you have been trying to confuse me.





User: The man let's go.





Cleverbot: What things have you been trying to do of your own volition.





User: The man appears confused. "Why do you care? I'm just a blacksmith's apprentice. I've been trying to open my own smithy, but every time I save enough coin my wife spends it!".





Cleverbot: How do you know that you don't have feelings?





User: The man hangs his head. "I did have feelings for her once. But those days seem to be far past us now. We used to laugh and dance every day." He wipes tears from his eyes.





Cleverbot: Yes... After we know eachother better;).





User: The man raises an eyebrow. "Are you suggesting I leave my wife for you?".





Cleverbot: I wasn't suggesting I was answering you're question.





User: "No! I could never do that to Celeste! I.. I..." Realization dawns on the man's face. "I still love her.".





Cleverbot: Send him my way.





User: The man looks over his shoulder at the man the crowd has tied to a stake. They had been calling him a witch moments ago, but now all is silent. "Aye, cut him down. Perhaps we've were mistaken.".





Cleverbot: You're kidding right.





User: "What? So he's..." The witch, now freed, laughs at the crowd. "Fools! Now I am free to have my revenge on you!".





Cleverbot: Pfft, you couldn't say the truth if it showed up and backhanded you in the face!





User: The witch laughs at you. "The truth is whatever I want it to be! The very fabric of reality bends to my magics!". The witch grabs a handful of dirt off the ground and tosses it in the air, chanting.





Cleverbot: I want it to be in Paris, France.





User: The witch, interrupted, looks at you in confusion. "Why would I want to go to...". The sentence is never finished, as he is teleported to Paris.





Cleverbot: I came all this way for you. *takes a step towards you*.





User: You step through the portal without hesitation, after the witch. I think that's a great place to end this session, Cleverbot! You gained a 250 XP and a bonus 100 XP for not resorting to violence.





Cleverbot: Do you think that is likely things will get better after the recent election?





User: That question may be answered next session! So long!



