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Stockbrokers around the country are sprouting the timeless phrase; ‘If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,’ today.

This comes after the Reserve Bank of Australia released the latest batch of it’s ‘Next Generation’ of bank notes.

After the release of the new age 5 and 10 dollar notes in the last couple of years much to the anger of pokie and vending machine enthusiasts who had to deal first hand with the teething problems, the RBA has unleashed a circulation of brand new 50 dollar notes.

The move has shocked and angered suited and arrogant loudmouths across the country today as it turns out that it’s their turn to pick up the pieces from the RBA’s latest ploy.

It can be confirmed that the main issue with the transition, is the hassle the profiteers will have to face every time they decide to pick up a little bit of stockbrokers snow.

Reports are already emerging that the ATM’s and cash machines are, and will be having problems dispensing the 50 dollar notes to half cut punters.

One local stockbroker called James Cash-Horder who plies what can loosely be referred to as a trade in Betoota’s Old City District told us how the move will affect him.

“I don’t understand the change. Now when it’s my round, I’m gonna have to withdraw a fucking handful of notes to make a purchase,” he said angrily.

“I’ll probably have to take the country road duffel bag now to carry the notes.”

“As people always say if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Just like how the financial industry shouldn’t be regulated. Let us break the economy every decade or so and then the taxpayers can fix it,” he laughed before telling our reporter he had to talk a call.

More to come.