Christ on a bike: 1

Shit the bed: 1

Crap: 2

Bastard: 2

Shit: 63

Fuck: 199

Uncontrollable Laughter: 14

Laughs at own joke: 3

Oh my God: 13

Oh God: 10

Goddamn: 1

Insane: 1

Beautiful: 1

Gorgeous: 1

Drinks: 6

Song: 1

Jellybeans

Time/Colour/Taste

14:55 - Yellow - Yellow Fairy Liquid

31:40 - Green - Sour pear

1:03:41 - Baby Blue - Autumn Grass

1:32:00 - Orange and Red marble - Peach

1:49:00 - Green with White flecks - Sour Lime

1:57:00 - Light Grey - Sour Butterscotch

Notes

Calls himself NERD , explains the aim of the game, his SD cards can only store 2 hours 30 mins of video so he is splitting them up into 2 hour chunks, records this video is for 1 million subscribers and 500 videos, plays this because this is designed to be the worst video game ever, doesn’t recommend watching this, this is the closest he will get to art, explains the origins of Desert Bus, mistake number 1 is leaving the lid on his bottle, starts at 4am on a Saturday, his comedy is a double act of him and the game, doesn’t like American movie comedy, didn’t like Anchorman, best type of comedy is stand up, hates it when people says that women can’t be funny, left monitor is the steam chat, right monitor is twitter, middle monitor is desert bus, bandicam and speedfan,

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