About: I made a beer mug with only a knife and a hatchet. I think that says a lot about me.

So I had to convert an old medieval bathroom into a nice washing area with walk-in-shower & real toilet.

Nothing special, nothing difficult, nothing breathtaking - if there wasn't that cast steel 200 kilo bath-tub.

There was no chance that I ever could get this thing down the curved stairs without help.

There was also not a single hair on my body that thought about asking some.

And there was also no reason why I should get this thing down those stairs in one piece.

Of course I was going to cut this green ugly monster down - with great pleasure even - and since I'd been inspired by one of my 444 favorite I'bles, I decided to do the cutting with great wisdom.

Turning bath-tubs into furniture is nothing new, I know, but it's not because it's not new that it shouldn't be funny

As always, I decided to do it my way.

And as always, I had a lot of fun.