Tuesday, October 27, 12:00 AM EDT Excuses for Not Giving out Candy on Halloween

11. Requested party members to farm candy, but didn't get any takers. 10. Used all the Mentos I bought during production of my latest YouTube video. 9. I'm Schroedinger's house. When you opened the door my candy disappeared. 8. I thought giving out condoms would be more beneficial to society. 7. Too busy installing Windows 7 patches to buy candy. 6. My mother was killed by a peanut M & M. 5. Better sales on candy on November 1. 4. All the candy was eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal. 3. I sent all the candy to a Nigerian prince. 2. I calculated the cost / benefit ratio, and saw all cost and no benefit. 1. All the kids in this neighborhood are too fat already including you.

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