I never understood sneezing etiquette. I always tend to sneeze in my hand. Then after I sneeze I can either wash my hand if necessary or use some hand cleaner to eradicate any lingering germs. But everyone always tells me I am doing it wrong and that is unsanitary. Rather, the proper way to sneeze is to do so in the crook of your arm.

HOWEVER, it seems like every time I try to follow the etiquette proscribed, I hock a huge wad of phlegm out of my mouth and nose as shown in today’s cartoon. So now I am walking around with a huge loogie on my arm trying to conceal the fact that it is there from others. And of course I have to run to the bathroom to try and clean snot off my shirt.

So what gives? Anyone have the same predicament? How do you sneeze? And for those that comment….”BLESS YOU.”