Asboy is a violent Swan hooligan who attacks local residents in Cambridge (Picture: Geoff Robinson)

Feel that? It’s Britain’s moral foundations crumbling beneath your feet.

And you won’t find a better reason for society’s descent than a creature known as Mr Asbo Jr.

But he isn’t a corrupt banker or a misled hoodie, he’s a swan, and his wings are mercilessly beating a path to this country’s moral decline.

Asboy is the son of Mr Asbo, a notorious thug who had to be relocated due to his behaviour (Picture: Geoff Robinson)

You see, Mr Asbo Jr, otherwise known as Asboy, is the offspring of Mr Asbo Sr, a notorious thug who plagued the pleasant area for years, before being exiled.


Asboy has been following his father’s flight path by terrorizing folks who dare visit his stomping ground on the River Cam in Cambridge.



‘He’s the most vicious swan I’ve seen,’ said resident John Gale.

Few would contest that Asboy is the primary reason this country is going straight to hell (Picture: Geoff Robinson)

Mr Asbo Sr was moved in 2012 to stop his reign of terror – but Asboy is an even greater threat, said Mr Gale