Secret Santa, You are fantastic.

The first thing I noticed about this parcel is that it was heavy. 4.7 lbs, ladden with 5 packs of sour gummies (that are unique to your area, which is really cool!). So while I mentioned that I like gummies, particularly sour ones, you didn't know that the Albanese gummies and I have a history.

See in the south, these gummies aren't very common. They're like this mystical unicorn of unassuming gas stations on road trips. If you hit the jackpot, you buy these babies. Later I found them at the VA hospital, because, well...they just sell everything. But I don't work at the VA anymore, and I can't just be rolling up to the VA gift shop for a bag of gummies. Well, I did do it once, but parking isn't worth it.

So thank you Santa, so much. And they come in sour flavors?! This is completely new to me. And I've already dug in. They're good. They're also ALL mine because my fiance hates sour candy. MINE.

But that's not where you stopped, is it? You gave me two more gifts, which are officially my first wedding gifts. An adorable cake topper which I'm going to tear into waaaay earlier than my august date, and it's going on a cake for my maid of honor's bridal shower/bachelorette party in January. Yeah, we're all getting married around here.

Finally I saved the best for last, because this had me laughing for a solid five minutes. My very own ring dish for the bathroom, so I can shower without gunking up my ring with conditioner. Mrs. Poops. It has a nice ring to it. ok, ok, puns are not my best talent.

But thank you! Send my regards to your wife, and let her know she's right to give you crap for your bad handwriting, but that I was able to reverse engineer what was said once I opened these fantastic gifts. No one can give you crap for those. They were fun, thoughtful, and have made my first reddit SS very memorable. :D

Sincerely,

u/BlueberryPoops