Another young British woman crying rape in the Twatpacker Isles admitted she was so drunk she blacked out and, in fact, was not attacked.

The 25-year-old identified only as Joanna gave Thai police and British embassy officials a “so sorry about that” after being shown both security camera footage and hospital tests proving no rape had occurred.

In fact, the Full Moon Party Island reveler drank herself into a stupor, stumbled back to her Coral Bunglalows room, stripped off and passed out.

Joanna said she simply assumed someone – probably a British guy she was hitting on at the pool – had taken advantage of her in her room because she woke up naked, her panties at the foot of the bed, other underwear flung about and bedclothes piled outside the bathroom door.

CCTV footage showed she had come to the room alone and no one else entered all night.

Daddy called the cops after a hungover and distraught Joanna called the next morning. She was rushed off to hospital where exams and drug tests were done. All came back negative.

Mea culpa issued, Joanna went back to the bungalow for another round.

Joanna is the second British woman to falsely claim rape this year. In August, 19-year-old Isabelle Victoria Baxter told the editor of the Samui Times that she’d been raped on Koh Tao in June, but police found no evidence to back up her story and plenty to controvert it.

Baxter never filed a police report but sold the tall tale to several tabloids to get off the hook with her boyfriend after the truth got out that she’d been bunking with four other guys on the island.

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