Kul Tiran Male Jokes and Flirts

Let's meet at the harbor! We could be two ships passing in the night.

You must be a siren, cause I can't resist ya!

Together, we could really make some waves.

Get your fishing net ready, cause I'm quite the catch!

Fancy a drink, love? You know a good dive bar?

Hope you enjoy fishing--because I'm throwing you a line!

You from Drustvar? Because you've got me bewitched.

Oi, shifty mainlanders build such tiny ships. Me? I like big boats and I cannot lie!

A Priest, a Mage and a Warlock walk into a bar. Then, another. And... Another. Kul Tiras has a lot of bars.

What do you do when your boat's under the weather? Take it to the dock!

Are you in the market to buy a ship? I've got one that's....on sail.

What do you call a hundred drunk sailors? A good start, hahaha!

I often get asked if I'm from Drustvar. Must be my resting witch face!

Why is it that every mainlander immediatly jumps to the conclusion that Kul Tiras is infested with Old Gods? Sure, we make giant tentacle statues and carve squid faces all over the place but... oh... yeah... I see!

Kul Tiran Female Jokes and Flirts

Say what you will about the war, but at least it finally put Kul Tiras on the map.

What's the best fruit for avoiding scurvy? Naval oranges, of course.

I just got some piercings done at a great price. Only a buccaneer!

What do you say to a lazy crew? Best get a -kraken.

Some were shocked that Lord Stormsong made a bargain with Azshara, but I always knew he smelled fishy!

Did you know that roughly 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates?

There's one thing I can never forgive Lady Jaina for. Losing her accent.

I'm harboring a crush on you. Care to join me for a bit of rocking the boat?

You can't be nautical without a bit of naughty.

Better be ready for me, or you'll miss the boat.

Why don't we go somewhere a little more...privateer?

You don't look like much, but...any port in a storm.

You sure put the wind in my sails.