There are lots of drug rehab advertisements on this week’s commercial segment of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars. How did they know that LGBTQ populations are more prone to addiction? Oh, Maybe they’ve been visiting our website because we’ve been reporting this trend since we started. But this is about drag not about drugs. Okay, first of all, I didn’t want Jasmine Masters gone, I wanted Farrah Moan out. I love Farrah, but her crying annoys me. She’s such a lovely person. I’m just like, she’s too tender to be on this show. It’s like watching Adore Delano ” I don’t belong here” all over again.

But girl, I admire her tenacity. Let’s face it, she’s dealing with some true sickening competition that is not to be taken for granted. But chile, no one looks good crying. Though I love the fact that she’s vulnerable, I feel like there are queens this season that is fighting hard for their brand.

This week the queens had to bring it to the runway with none other than “Henney” herself, Stacey Lane Mathews. The girls were assigned girl groups and had to collaborate for a live performance. And all the shade seems to be focused on the Gia and Farrah. Drama.

“According to your team, you’re the weakest link”

It is noteworthy that this week’s bottoms are last weeks tops because “brown cow” herself Monique Hart came crashing back to earth this week. Oh okay!

But let’s talk about Valentina serving Selena at the Astrodome realness. Girl, I was feeling my South Texas roots, bitch. And it was this performance that catpulted her to the top this week.

“Go back to your station and leave me alone”

To me, the best queens are both humble and sickening… and shady. No one exemplified this more than Gia Gunn. I mean, she did the whole “I’m not trying to upstage you, but I’m upstaging you” with expert precision. You see, if you could steal a bitch’s spotlight without seeming like an asshole, you’ve won. And Gia did just that when she came for Farrah

to clear a past beef up. Again, girl, I would send Farrah tips on Paypal for looking Instagram cute, but this Drag Race All Stars thing is out of her league. Gawd and I’m rooting for Farrah because she’s so fishy and gorgeous but at the same time bitch, these queens are ripping her to shreds. And it’s not working out.





Spoilers

Valentina agrees. She sent Farrah packing.

Monet Can death drop. But Valentina’s “washing machine” moves are out of this world, hunty.