On the heels of another demoralizing loss in the Wisconsin Democratic primary, in an attempt to stop her primary rival in his tracks, Hillary Clinton has once again demonstrated her cunning political prowess and endorsed Bernie Sanders for president.

“Bernie is so hot right now, I’m burning up!” Hillary stunned the press at the conference called on short notice Wednesday morning in Brooklyn.

“He has won 7 of the last 8 contests. And that one he didn’t win, Arizona, the Secretary of State admitted that voter suppression did happen, so we can’t really count that one,” Hillary informed the journalists as some looked around the room in disbelief.

“Today I am pulling out all the stops to win the Democratic nomination right here, right now. I am the only candidate with the experience to know what this country needs right now — it is the leadership of principled judgment and consistent courage demonstrated over the lifetime of public service of Bernie Sanders. That’s why today I am announcing my endorsement of Bernie Sanders for president in 2016,” she remarked to the crowd as looks of bewilderment squeezed their faces. “Maybe now you young voters will see that I am coming around to you, I understand you and the issues you care about, and I sincerely hope you will vote for me come April 19th,” referring to the Democratic primary in New York in which 247 delegates are at stake.

The Sanders campaign manager Jeff Weaver was quick to retort, “Hillary is nervous about our momentum and the will of the American people. They are tired of establishment politics and establishment politicians ruining the country. She is nervous we have out-raised her for the third month in a row, $44 million to $29.5 million in March alone. She is nervous of the prospect of losing the upcoming primary in New York to the hometown hero Bernie Sanders. The voters won’t be swayed by her political posturing. If we win New York, we will win the White House.”

When asked to explain her change of stance on whether Sanders was qualified to become president, Clinton answered “On Bernie becoming the next president, like a lot of people, including our president, I did evolve. And I was not raised to even imagine this. And I’m thrilled now that America is ‘feeling the Bern.’ And I have a lot of good friends who are now able to openly ‘feel the Bern’ because of the changes I’ve made on this issue.”

As the former Secretary of State was pressed to further clarify her stance, she offered many of the points Sanders has made on the campaign trail contrasting his record with hers.

“Look, Bernie voted against the Iraq War. I did not. Bernie refuses to have a super PAC. I do not. Bernie wants universal healthcare-for-all. I do not. Day after day Bernie steps up to the plate and holds rallies where 10,000 people show up. Day after day I hold fundraiser dinners where people show up for $10,000 a plate.”

Clinton did add one new point of contrast to the list. “To all you Berniecrats, independents, and undecideds out there, I just want to make one final point before getting back on the campaign trail. Bernie was against the Panama Free Trade Treaty, which made Deutsche Bank untold sums of money through tax evasion as we recently learned from the Panama Papers. I was for it. This might shed some new light on that $485,000 speech I gave to Deutsche Bank shortly after that treaty was ratified.”

Hillary ended the conference with one last word to her opponent.

“Bernie, you may not support me now, but I support you.”