As it happens, it's not just any prostitute. Technically, it's Julia Roberts' streetwalker-with-a-heart-of-gold character from Pretty Woman—though not, unfortunately, after her character is redeemed by Richard Gere and takes to wearing full-coverage dresses and fancy jewels.

Instead, 3-year-old Paisley (the show wisely only uses first names) was made to dress up in pleather thigh-high boots, a midriff-bearing top, mini skirt and blonde wig and strut across the stage in front of a hooting and hollering crowd. (Incidentally, this comes a week after another girl donned fake breasts and butt pads in an effort to look like Dolly Parton.)

Unsurprisingly, TLC had no comment on the episode, which airs tonight and has been showcasing a preview clip on the T&T website.

But the PTC had no such trouble finding the words to express itself.