Twilight: Uh, I'm at the end of my rope here. How can I get Maud to show emotion or be perky?

herostalker: I might have something that could help but I don't know if it's a good idea.

Twilight: Normally I would never press you for anything that would compromise the ethics of a competition but if you have anything that could give us more then nothing I'm begging you... Please!

herostalker: Ok Twilight, but don't say I didn't try to prevent this.

herostalker pulls out a small bag labeled "smile dip" and a can of "cougar boost energy drink". The can growled as herostalker pulled the tab and then pored the smile dig into the open can.

herostalker: Maud, we have a drink for you.

herostalker gives the can to Maud who drinks down the whole contents. Several seconds later Maud's mane burst into an explosion of curls, her eyes became dilated to small points and a smile spread from one side of Maud's face to the other.

Maud: 2 4 6 8 WHOSE THE PONY TO CONGRATULATE? PURPLE POWERED PONY PRINCESS! TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT! YEAH!

Twilight: It worked! Herostalker it...

herostalker was no where to be found only a piece of paper where he was moments before reading "your problem now."