Everyone loves pizza. That's an understatement.

In fact, pizza was just named the most Instagrammed food in the entire world. Do you blame the pizza lovers of the world?

If I had to eat pizza every day for the rest of my life, it'd be more a blessing than anything. That's exactly why I'm pleased to know this Portable Pizza Pouch actually exists.

I'm not kidding. There's a pouch that allows you to slide a slice of pizza in it and wear it around your neck in case you have a craving attack and need to save your own life. Hey, it happens!

This brilliant invention is sold by Stupidiotic.

The product's description says,

Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It's a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery.

There is no room for disagreement!

Check out the photos below for a closer look.

Behold, the Portable Pizza Pouch, a holder allowing a pizza lover to have a slice with him or her at all times.

For just $8, you can make sure you have a fresh slice of pizza around your neck at any given time. Consider yourself ready for anything!

Citations: Portable Pizza Pouch (Stupidiotic)