Oh hello creepy Japanese robot breastaurant: Robot Restaurant (that's actually what it's called) is in Tokyo's Shinjuku Kabukicho district, which seems to be some sort of nexus of naughtiness. And so naturally the place is just chock full of giant "sexy" robot girls.

It's also full of actual, real scantily clad women who seem to drive their giant robot counterparts around the restaurant like go carts. They also dance on the giant drink trays the robots carry. No, really, check out the video below, about 30 seconds in. Also: neon tanks.

Anyway, according to Crunchyroll, the place is rumored to have cost somewhere around 10 billion yen (that's $127.34 million) to build, and you'll pay for it: there's a cover of about $37. That's a small price to pay for the sexy technicolored nightmares you'll have for the rest of your life.

Video: Tokyo Robot Restaurant

Video: More Tokyo Robot Restaurant

· Eye-popping Robot Girls Restaurant Opens in Tokyo! [Crunchyroll]

· Robot Restaurant [Official Site]

· Tokyo Robot Restaurant [YouTube]

· All Robot Coverage on Eater [-E-]