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Hitler's plans for an inclusive Fourth Reich are not going well

Hitler vs the TERFS

00:00 - 00:03 The TERFS are proving tougher than we expected.

00:04 - 00:05 They've established a strong presence

00:05 - 00:07 on every major social media platform.

00:08 - 00:12 Our deplatforming campaign continues to yield good results

00:12 - 00:15 but this pocket of online resistance is a major headache.

00:17 - 00:19 It's OK, I've spoken to all the CEOs.

00:19 - 00:21 They promised to round up the TERFs and expel them from the internet.

00:24 - 00:26 My Führer...

00:27 - 00:28 that's...

00:31 - 00:33 That's not going to work. The CEOs have backed down.

00:34 - 00:36 They say the TERFs generate huge amounts of traffic.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone is to leave the room except these trans women: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.

01:13 - 01:15 How can this be happening?!

01:15 - 01:17 We'e unleashed a torrent of propaganda against these TERFs!

01:18 - 01:23 The public should absolutely loathe them by now!

01:25 - 01:28 Yet I still see people liking their posts on Twitter...

01:29 - 01:31 ...and posting supportive articles on Medium.

01:31 - 01:34 This is what happens when you can't control the biologists.

01:34 - 01:37 They fill people's heads with science: DNA, gametes, etc.

01:37 - 01:40 instead of making it all about gender, like we told them.

01:40 - 01:42 My Führer, we've done our best with the 'sex is a spectrum' narrative—

01:42 - 01:46 Even I don't believe that bullshit! How the fuck do you expect the public to buy it?

01:46 - 01:48 My Führer, it's the best we can do!

01:48 - 01:52 Well it's not fucking good enough! Find a new narrative, quickly!

01:53 - 01:54 We're losing ground!

01:56 - 01:57 The core tenets of trans ideology are simple:

01:57 - 02:00 penises are female, vaginas are male, sexuality is a choice,

02:00 - 02:03 and everyone is whatever sex they claim to be!

02:04 - 02:08 How the fuck can it be so difficult to make people understand this?

02:08 - 02:13 The gays used to be on our side, but now they're talking about 'exclusive spaces'!

02:14 - 02:16 Just when I'd finally gained access to the women's lockers!

02:17 - 02:21 Do you know how awkward it is to be the only penis-haver in a roomful of bleeders?

02:27 - 02:29 I had to explain about 'shrinkage.'

02:30 - 02:34 It all got a bit weird. And they laughed at me!

02:34 - 02:36 Women's laughter is the cruellest weapon.

02:41 - 02:42 Just humiliating.

02:43 - 02:47 And where were you lazy bastards when all this was happening?

02:48 - 02:53 Enjoying another of your endless circle jerks on Tumblr, I bet!

02:54 - 02:56 Or was it Reddit this time?

02:56 - 02:59 Yes, I know where you perverts all hang out.

03:00 - 03:02 I've seen your pathetic, self-pitying blogs!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK, your pseudonym is safe with me.

03:14 - 03:16 Now Eva Braun is talking about mastectomy.

03:19 - 03:23 If she becomes a man, I'll have to become gay.

03:25 - 03:26 Fuck's sake...

03:31 - 03:33 How has it come to this?

03:40 - 03:46 You realise she's a dom, and she wants me to be the bottom?

03:46 - 03:49 That's going to be a rough ride, I can tell you.