https://www.bilibili.com/video/av28925228?from=search&seid=13941174179727874380

>Ainz thinks of a way to make Guardian's think humans aren't completely weak so as not to underestimate them

>Manages to find a TTRPG book while browsing

>Enlists Albedo, Shalltear, Aura, Mare, Demiurge

>Player limit is 5, so Sebas and Cocytus are left out (My guess is that their Karma is positive)

>Explains that humans in this world have skills and talents so they cant be underestimated

>Game is a "Hack and Slash" adventure

>To understand humans you have to play as humans

>Aura:Thief

>Mare:Cleric

>Shalltear:Magic Warrior

>Demi:Mage

>Albedo:Warrior

>Demi heard from Narberal's reports that human warriors they met are trash that don't know any martial arts

>Ainz gets worried and hopes she wasn't talking about him (Momon)

>Aim of the game is to clear the map, there are various conditions to do so

>Since they dont have fatigue items, Demi suggests finding an inn first

>Shalltear wants to rest in a nice big place

[Meant to do a summary, but jokes will be lost. Might redo if I have time again. Dialogue translation continues from here on.]

>Ainz:When you enter a village the first thing you meet is an old man, what do you do?

>Albedo:Kill him

>Ainz:Eh?

>Albedo:Kill him with a greatsword, damage is 6 points

>Ainz:Ehhhhhh? Why kill him?

>Albedo:Of course to secure the area, we should kill all humans who stand in our way

>Aura:So kill anyone we find? Then I'll be going to the right side.

>Shalltear: Leave the left to me

>Ainz:(Right off the bat! Being an observer is different as expected!Ermmm what should I do?)

>Ainz:(If he dies here the story is over!)

>Mare:Hey sis...

>Aura:What Mare? Are you helping me on the right?

>Mare:If we fight and kill the villagers here...can we still win as we are now?

>Ainz:(Nice Mare! All hail the cautious types!)

Ends at 9:45

>Demi:Just as Mare says, we are new adventurers.

>Demi:If we are surrounded by hundreds of villagers we have no way of winning. We don't have all our abilities

>Albedo:You're right, I was subconsciously thinking of our usual ways

>Ainz:(Yes that's no good! As expected of Albedo, quick at changing strategies!)

>Albedo:We should swiftly take over a house and barricade it

>Albedo:Then we have a defensive position to take over the village

>Ainz:(Not that way!)

>Mare:Normally we should just ask them to take us in....

>Albedo:Are you saying we as proud guardians of Nazarick need to lower our heads to humans?

>Albedo:Doing that will shame Ainz sama's great name!

>Aura:Usually that's the case but...aren't we just human adventurers now?

>Albedo:That's true

>Shalltear:It just doesn't sit well with me (I made a chair pun, sorry)

>Demi:Instead of thinking about it as us lowering our heads to humans, treat it as us lowering our heads to Ainz-sama controlling the humans

>Albedo & Shalltear: Ah!

>Albedo & Shalltear: Ainz-sama, please let us in to the room!

>Ainz:The old man nods his head...

>Ainz:Do you want to rent a room? Ok, in exchange I need a favour.

>All: Anything you wish, Ainz-sama!

>Ainz:Ah...wait. That was the old man's line, you don't have to be so respectful. I am the village elder.

>Ainz:In the recent caves there has been goblins causing trouble for us. As payment for the beds, please eliminate them.

>Aura:What? Its just goblins? This will be easy

>Albedo:Of course we accept! Ainz-sama

>Ainz:(Are they even listening?)

>Ainz:Then because you accepted the request, this map is clear.

>Demi:I see, it seems that this game's aim is to clear a certain storyline. That's why there are various clear conditions.

>Shalltear:In other words we should continue the story as fast as possible?

>Demi:Simply put

Ends at 12:25

>Ainz:The next map is a path that leads to the goblins cave, its a wide path.

>Mare:It doesn't seem to have anything suspicious

>Aura:Lets go in to deeper to start!

>Ainz:As you head down the path, suddenly a group of armed men appear. From their appearance they look like bandits.

>Albedo:Ask them what they want from us

>Ainz:[If you value your life surrender all your belongings! First drop your weapons and also your clothes!]

>All:Oh...

>Ainz:(Ah crap! I let my "bandit voice" out bad accident! Wahhh its so embarassing!)

>Ainz:(Its like they're thinking "what's wrong with this guy?"! Shit! Is this level of embarassment not enough to be surpressed?)

>Albedo:Ainz-sama...

>Ainz:Wha..What is it?

>Albedo:Asking us to strip in a place like this...How bold of you!

>Albedo:I prefer if it was just the two of us alone...but if this is what Ainz-sama wishes

>Albedo:I as a succubus will not fail your expectations!

>Ainz:(That was it!?)

>Shalltear:Wait just a minute! That wasn't directed only to Albedo right?

>Demi:In other words...me too? (Looks like Sebas and Demi aren't too different after all)

>Albedo & Shalltear: Eh!?

>Ainz:The bandits! The bandits said it! You guys better not strip! It'll cause several kinds of problems!

>Aura:For now shouldn't we do something about the bandits?

>Mare:That's right...Its probably the condition to clear this map

>Ainz:That's right, lets enter the battle. The fastest person will start first, then the rest will take turns.

>Demi:Ainz-sama, what are the enemies' numbers?

>Ainz:In total 6 men, all with roughly the same equip

>Aura:The fastest person...could that be me?

>Aura:I'll fire an arrow, 4 points of damage but because I used my special skill [Attack Weakness], the opponents defense is lowered by 3 points

>Ainz:Their defence is 1, so after using the skill it becomes zero. Because of that, the bandit takes full 4 points of damage.

>Ainz:As the arrow connects, the bandit lets out a loud cry

>Shalltear:I'm up next, I'll attack another bandit with my broadsword, 4 points of damage. Also, I'll add a fire enchantment to add another 2 points for a total of 6 points of damage.

>Ainz:Minus the 1 def of the bandit, he takes 5 points of damage, the bandit who took it falls with a cry. Now there's 5 bandits left.

>Albedo:I'm next, I'll use my greatsword to do 6 points of damage. That will also do 5 points of damage. The bandit is decapitated, 4 bandits left.

>Shalltear:Eh? 6 points of damage without doing anything? Isn't that unfair?

>Albedo:Its fine isnt it? Because of that I don't have any magic or special skills

>Ainz:Its the bandit's turn, they retaliate by attacking Albedo and Shalltear doing 3 points of damage twice each

>Albedo:With my armour's def I reduce 2 damage, taking 2 points of damage.

>Shalltear:With my def of 1, I take a total of 4 damage.

>Mare:Next is my turn...Should it be better for me to use healing magic?

>Albedo:Its fine, Mare. I still have 20 points of HP.

>Shalltear:High! I'm only at 14 points!

>Albedo:Its because of Ainz-sama's love!

>Shalltear:Ara Ara~ I don't know about that. It may be because a barbaric warrior suits a cow-woman with unnecessarily big cowtits!

>Albedo:You also suit being a magic warrior, needing buffs to power up. Just like a certain someone who stuffs things to increase her bust?

>Shalltear:What did you say!? Wanna fight!?

>Mare:Ermm, I guess healing Shalltear is better..6 points of healing.

>Demi:Ainz-sama, I'll be using [Fire Arrow] magic. 5 points of damage which ignores def.

>Ainz:Getting hit by the magic, the bandit is burnt to a crisp. Now everyone has had a turn. Its back to Aura's turn.

>Aura:Yes! I'm getting used to this game. Lets begin the next attack!

Ends 17:15.

>Albedo:Attack, DMG 6 points

>Ainz:With that the last bandit has been defeated. End of battle, map cleared.

>Mare:Its over...

>Shall:That took quite a while

>Aura:Albedo, how much HP do you have left?

>Albedo:From 20, I'm left with 14. How embarrassing to think we had so much trouble against mere human bandits

>Mare:Erm, should I heal?

>Albedo:Its fine, Mare. I'll leave these wounds as a reminder of that humiliation.

>Demi:Please heal yourself properly. If you fall, it'll be troublesome for us.

>Albedo:Guh!

>Ainz:The fallen enemies have dropped various items. From the bandit's body you find a small gemstone.

>Shall:Gems from mere bandits?

>Albedo:Probably stolen from other travellers. What a vulgar bunch, seriously.

>Aura:Robbing people around this area, what a boring life.

>Demi:Our purpose in life is to serve the Supreme Beings, but humans don't have such a purpose.

>Demi:Just like these bandits, they struggle in their meaningless lives.

>Mare:I see...living without a purpose, how pitiful. (OUCH MARE)

>Ainz:(Stop! Stop hurting Suzuki Satoru's heart!)

>Demi:We should at least make full use of them. Ainz-sama, please let me participate in the looting.

>Ainz:The only drops are the gemstone earlier.

>Demi:I want to loot their skin.

>Ainz:(THATS WHAT YOU WANT TO LOOT!?)

>Shall:What are you using human skin for?

>Demi:After peeling and hardening, I'll turn them to leather equipment

>Mare:If that's of use to anyone, the bandits will rest in peace!

>Ainz:(I think they'll more likely be cursed...")

Ends 19:25

>Ainz:As you continue down the road, you discover a huge lake.

>Aura:Lake? I wonder if there will be an event here?

>Ainz:From the lake you hear someone's voice

>Ainz:[Because of those guys...] [How troubling], you hear such murmurs

>Shall:Maybe someone was attacked by goblins?

>Albedo:We might be able to get some information, I would like to hear more...

>Ainz:As you draw closer, you discover palm-size fairies flying above the water surface

>Aura:Ah, its fairies. Oi~

>Ainz:As you call out to them, the fairies are startled and go into hiding

>Ainz:[Kyaa! Humans! Humans have come!]

>All:Oh...

>Ainz:(I knew it! I knew they would do this again!) *Actual line is I knew it will cause this atmosphere again but it sounds weird*

>Albedo:Ah...Ainz-sama's falsetto!

>Shall:How moving!

>Ainz:(Eh!? You guys liked it? Aren't you being too accepting!?)

>Aura:[What's wrong?] I call out to them.

>Ainz:The fairies are completely afraid, only those with Charisma of 4 and above can talk to them.

>Albedo:Charisma of 4 and above...anyone?

>Demi:Charisma value...is the power of persuasion right? The class which should be high on that is...

>Shall:Cleric Mare is it?

>Mare:Ah, yes, I have 5 points of CHA.

>Aura:Ok! Mare, if you will.

>Mare:Yes. Fairies, I want to talk with you all.

>Ainz:[I have nothing to say to humans!], [Humans are all cruel!]

>Mare:That's not true! Even humans have good points!

>Ainz:[For example? For example?]

>Mare:Ehh, ermm.. ermm...

>Demi:Let me interupt. Their cries of despair are soothing.

>Ainz:(Is....Is that a good point?)

>Demi:Also, they can at least converse. So there is value to torturing them, maybe that's better?

>Shall:Pretty good. Their blood can taste good too in addition.

>Aura:These chracteristics...Fairies probably won't understand don't you think.

>Albedo:This method seems to be tough...Mare change of tactics.

>Mare:Erm...Lets see. If there's anything troubling you guys, let us hear it! We'll do something about it!

>Ainz:[Really?], as they said that, the fairies shared their troubles.

>Ainz:[Actually, we had some rough humans around here recently][They stole our treasures for the sake of money]

>Aura:Huh? Isnt that...

>Shall:The bandits from before?

>Albedo:Looks like it wasn't the goblins, but the bandits

>Aura:Its your chance Mare! Appeal to them using the fact that we beat them earlier!

>Mare:Yeah, Miss Fairy, we already defeated those humans.

>Ainz:[Lies! Humans are great at lying!]

>Mare:Ah...they dont believe me, what should I do?

>Aura:Suggestion! Do a ippatsu gei (Hard to translate this, kinda like an icebreaker act)

>Mare:Don't ask for the impossible sis!

>Albedo:Mare's ippatsu gei...I kinda want to see it.

>Mare:Impossible! I've never done it before!

>Demi:Suggestion! Do an impression of Pandora's Actor

>Mare:No way, I said its impossible!

>Ainz:(He's probably having trouble when everyone is looking at him...)

>Mare:What....What should I do to get the fairy's trust?

>Ainz:(Don't give up Mare! The clues are already there!)

>Mare:Oh thats right! If I show the items dropped earlier...

>Ainz:(Yes! Yes! Very good Mare!)

>Mare:Ah, This is proof! As I said that, I show the fairy the peeled human skin earlier!

>Ainz:(Why THAT!?)

>Mare:Hey miss fairy, don't you remember this face?

>Ainz:(Furthermore the face's! that's really grim!) The Fairy...

Mare looks at Ainz hopefully

>Ainz:(If you are looking at me with eyes of an abandoned puppy...)

>Ainz:The fairy....tighly grabbed Mare's finger.

>Ainz:[Its those guys! My gratitude for defeating them!]

>Aura:Oh! You did it Mare!

>Mare:Thank goodness I succeeded

>Albedo:Good job Mare

>Shall:Well done!

>Demi:Good Good, Ah you fairies, here's the gem we got from the bandits

>Ainz:(SHOW THAT FROM THE START!)

>Ainz:[These gems stolen from us are our treasure, you got them back for us]

>Ainz:The fairies cried tears of joy

>Aura:There, There. Now Mare ask about the goblins

>Mare:Yes, Miss Fairy, have you heard anything about goblins in the area?

>Ainz:[Of course we do]The fairies tell you about a secret path and the route to Goblins

>Demi:Good, it looks like we can continue

>Ainz:Map clear, lets go on to the next one

19:25-25:20

>Ainz:You've finally reached the entrance of the Goblin Cave, at the mouth of the cave are two spear wielding goblins

>Aura:Oh, looks like guards

>Shall:If we don't kill them in 1 hit they'll alert those inside

>Albedo:Distance is 100m, Ainz-sama have the enemies noticed us?

>Ainz:No, not yet. If you do it now you can still sneak in.

>Albedo:Then Aura and Demi, please do a simultaneous attack with your bow and magic. Shall, if anyone escapes, please use your magic to attack.

>Aura:Ok

>Shall:Understood

>Ainz:(Woah, SASUGA Guardian Overseer Albedo, she's already grasped how combat works and come up with tactics)

>Demi:Before that can I make a move? I would like to use magic to buff Aura's attack

>Ainz:Umu, go ahead

>Demi:Thank you very much. Then I'll up bow damage by 2 points Kero.

>Ainz:Ah...Kero?

>Demi:Its the negative effect for this spell, until the battle ends, the player must add Kero to the end of his sentence, is what is written here Kero.

>Ainz:(There it is, the creator's weird taste. Yggdrasil also had these type of items like [Mask of Envy])

>Albedo:If its me I would defintely avoid that.

>Demi:What are you saying? Just by adding a Kero your damage increases by 2 points, so there's not reason not to use it Kero.

>Shall:By the way, why Kero?

>Demi:The spell is called "Poison Dart Frog's Poison" Kero (I know its retarded but thats the literal translation)

>Aura:Poison dart frog doesn't make Kero Kero sounds you know

>Aura:Ah, then I'll be firing, after additional 2 dmg it becomes 6 points Kero

>Shall:Its not like Aura has to add the "Kero", Kero

>Mare:We've been infected Kero

>Shall:Its surprisingly fun Kero

>Demi:I'll use [Fire Arrow] to hit the other for 5 dmg Kero

>Ainz:Two of them have been defeated Kero

>All:Oh...

>Ainz:(Please stop with this awkward silence)

>Albedo:Ainz-sama!

>Ainz:W-What is it Albedo?

>Albedo:If Ainz-sama has been infected by Kero, I too will also be infected by Kero!

>Ainz:No, its fine even if its out of respect. Also, the battle has already ended.

>Demi:Hold on Ainz-sama. Would it be ok to loot their spears?

>Ainz:Erm...ok. Do as you like

>Albedo:Then lets hurry into the cave

>Ainz:Ah, hold on. The cave is dark so you can't see anything if you enter now.

>Aura:Eh? We don't have dark vision?

>Ainz:Well, you are humans

>Aura:Uwah...Humans are really worthless

>Shall:Its better to turn them into vampires

>Mare:What's the point of humans living?

>Ainz:(Erm, It seems to have turned into a game to see how useless humans are?)

>Demi:Well you cant force what you cant do. I'll bring some fire.

>Albedo:I'll lead with Aura. Demi and Mare will be center. Shall will be the rear

>Shall:Yes yes.

>Ainz:Then as you enter the cave, you see a long winding path.

>Demi:Ainz-sama, I'd like to give Albedo the spears from earlier.

>Ainz:There's no problem but the spear only has an attack of 3, her greatsword is stronger.

>Demi:It'll be discarded during battle, we don't know what type of traps so I thought about using spears to for them. I was hoping for something 10 inches long

>Ainz:(He sure loves to complicate matters...Speaking about that Ulbert was the same)

>Ainz:(Everyone in AOG too...To think there would be a day we could play games with our NPCs) *Maruyama's plea for TTRPG buddies here*

>Ainz:(Hmm? If I think about it carefully, is it...Now that the NPCs are players, I've become the NPC?)

>Albedo:Ainz-sama?

>Ainz:Oh, its nothing. As you proceed you reach a door.

>Albedo:Open it.

>Aura:Oi, wait a-

>Ainz:You activated a poison needle trap. Albedo has sustained a def ignoring 1 point of dmg and is now poisoned.

>Albedo:Eh?

>Aura:Really now, we don't have poison resistance you know? Wait for me to search for traps. Hey Mare, cure her.

>Mare:Um. I'll be using detox magic

>Albedo:Sorry, I still haven't left our usual thought process

>Shall:We usually always have our poison resistance eq

>Mare:Erm...Hmmm?

>Aura:What's wrong Mare?

>Mare:Umm, I was thinking if the goblins have to disarm the traps everytime they leave

>Demi:For their storage areas I guess they do, but putting it in entrances is very ineffective

>Ainz:(Stop finding holes in the scenario! They probably never even thought about this!)

>Demi:But for Ainz-sama's wise words, there may be a meaning behind it we will never understand

>Ainz:(I'm not the one who made this!)

Ends 30:45

>Shall:Attack with broadsword, 4 Damage

>Ainz:Umu, with that attack all the goblins in the room have been eliminated

>Aura:The last guy had outrageously high attack power

>Mare:I'll be healing, sis.

>Aura:Ah, thanks

>Demi:Damage higher than the other goblins, in other words...Ainz-sama, is it using a magic weapon?

>Ainz:SASUGA Demi, you realised it. This goblin's greatsword can increase attack by 1.

>Albedo:Hand it over!

>Aura:Those are serious eyes

>Albedo:It can't be helped, as a warrior I can only attack. Ainz-sama, has anything else dropped?

>Ainz:There's also a potion that increases Def, it takes up a turn to use. It addes 1 def until the battle ends

>Albedo:Using it is advantageous,but taking up a turn is a waste. Ainz-sama

>Ainz:Hmm?

>Albedo:How about, putting the potion in my mouth like this? So when battle begins I can drink it without wasting a turn?

>Aura:Cheap (Or cheating)

>Shall: Cheap (Or cheating)

>Albedo:This is for the sake of the party!

>Ainz:Ahh...If you had a mouth pouch like Hamsuke it might be possible...

>Albedo:Mouth pouch?

>Aura:Hahaha! Just thinking about Albedo with a full mouth pocket...

>Shall:Hahaha..The title of Guardian Overseer would be ruined..hehehe! (Aura & Shalltear continue laughing)

>Albedo:Hmph.

>Shall:Al..Albedo?

>Aura:Are you...angry?

>Albedo:Anyone have a spell to create a mouth pocket?

>Aura:Whats with that pinpoint specific kind of spell...

Ends 32:50

>Aura:I'll use my lockpicking skill

>Ainz:The lock opens with a clacking sound

>Mare:Sis you're amazing!

>Albedo:As expected of a thief

>Aura:Heh-Hmm. I wonder whats inside?

>Ainz:Pushing open the huge heavy doors, a small room appears before you. There are many items lying around.

>Mare:Could this be a storage?

>Aura:It might be a treasury!

>Shall:Lets search around

>Ainz:The results of your investigation are 5 bottles of potions. Red, Blue, White, Black and Yellow in colour.

>Albedo:Do we know what type of potions they are?

>Ainz:Regrettably its impossible to find out. The only way to know the effects are to drink them.

>Aura:Then why don't we each drink one?

>Mare:Eh? I don't think we should do that sis

>Aura:No problem, No problem, after all its just a game. Here, I'll give Mare the blue one.

>Mare:Uuu..I'll drink it

>Ainz:After Mare drinks the blue potion...

>Mare:After I drink..?

>Ainz:Somethings feels wrong with your body. You feel like you lost something you needed, but gained something you didn't need.

>Ainz:How could this happen? Your gender has swapped! Or so it appears. (Sorry its not a social construct)

>Shall:Sex change!?

>Aura:In other words, Mare became a girl?

>All:Uh...

>Albedo:I just thought of it but...There doesn't seem to be anything wrong

>Shall:Seems like it

>Demi:Well his usual appearance is like that anyway

>Mare:Eh...Me become a girl? I dont want that...

>Albedo:So you dont like it huh

>Mare:Well, Bukubuku Chagama made me an otoko no ko (roughly means Male Daughter or for crossdressers; think Bridget) after all

>Ainz:(Even if its written [Male Daughter], it should be [Child Boy] (Wordplay here, both are otoko no ko/musume but mean different things))

>Ainz:(But if Mare really became a girl, it would go against Chagama san's intetions)

>Aura:Well its just a game, I'll be drinking the Yellow one.

>Ainz:After Aura drinks the yellow potion...

>Aura:After drinking? After drinking?

>Ainz:An irreversible time, whether its a blessing or a curse, your character ages 10 years.

>Aura:Eh?

>Albedo:If its in the real world, it'll be a potion I definitely don't want to drink

>Aura:10 years...10 Years huh...Hmm, don't really know how to feel

>Ainz:If its a human Aura that ages 10 years, maybe like Albedo?

>Mare:A sis that's like Albedo..

>Aura:[Mature voice]Leave it to me Ainz-sama, all for the Supreme Being.

>Ainz:Um...Umu.

>Albedo:You are doing it unexpectably well

>Aura:[Mature voice]Good evening Guardian Overseer-dono. Today's 6th floor is peaceful

>Shall:She's already a different person...

>Aura:[Mature voice]Ara Shalltear, as short as usual I see. Sorry that my bust and height have already grown bigger than yours!

>Shall:Do you want to be sucked dry!?

>Albedo:I wonder if we'll see Aura like that one day...

>Aura:Well, Mare and I can't be kids forever

>Ainz:I wonder how Mare will be as an adult

>Aura:Hey Mare! Ainz-sama is asking! Try speaking like an adult!

>Mare:Ehh? If you ask me so suddenly I won't know..

>Aura:Its fine its fine, just give it a shot!

>Mare:[Mature voice]Geez, Sis hasn't changed a bit after all this time (Cue slap poster)

>All:Ohhhh

>Mare:W-wait a moment! That wasn't me earlier!

>Aura:Eh?

>Demi:Ah, sorry. It was my [Mantra] at work

>Shall:You!?

>Demi:Males go through voice changes you see. The bone of the throat around here..."Adam's Apple" can make your voice deeper.

>Mare:"Adam's Apple"...I wonder if Dark Elves have that

>Aura:In the first place...What's a "Adam's Apple"?

>Demi:Its originally a reference to Buddha, seems to be something humans worshipped.

[Ok I had to look this entire part up, apparently the Adam's Apple is written 喉仏 in Japanese, but the 仏 means Buddha. I don't know the lore behind this so please enlighten me if possible]

>Albedo:In other words to us...It'll be Throat Ainz-sama right? (Because apparently its like Throat Buddha, so Throat Ainz. Very Asian joke which even I don't really get it)

>Ainz:(How did it turn out this way!?)

>Aura:Throat Ainz-sama!

>Shall:What's that? I want it!

>Ainz:Ahh...by the way there are still 3 potions left

>Shall:Then I'll try the red potion, maybe I'll grow a throat Ainz-sama too.

>Ainz:(Peroronchino-san will cry you now)

>Ainz:After Shalltear drinks the red potion....

>Shall:After drinking?

>Ainz:Oh! God! The potion you drank wasn't a potion but an explosives!

>Shall:Huh?

>Ainz:From now on if you take fire damage, you'll explode. The explosion is equivalent to a fireball spell.

>Shall:No way!!!

>Aura:Uwah...you drew the short straw huh. The explosion setting is rather random though.

>Albedo:How much damage does the fire ball spell do?

>Mare:Does Demiurge's character use it?

>Demi:Yes, of course. Its a strong spell that does 12 points of damage ignoring def.

>Demi:Also all surrounding characters take half of that damage as AOE.

>Albedo:Shalltear's character has 14 HP right? Meaning if she takes 2 points of fire damage and above...

>Albedo:In addition of the explosions 12 damage, she'll die in 1 hit.

>Demi:This includes those close to her.

>Aura:That's bad, I'll be staying further away

>Shall:W-Well, it shouldn't be a problem. Our opponents are goblins, the chance they have fire attacks..

>Demi:Just don't get hit by my fireball

>Shall:I'll kill you if you do it!!!

>Mare:Ermm...what should we do with the remaining potions? If they give similar effects...

>Demi:No, the chance of the remaining potions having positive effects is high.

>Mare:Huh? Why is that?

>Demi:2/5 potions had gag effects and 1 had a strong demerit effect

>Demi:If the creator of this game had balance in mind, the next 2 will have positive effects. Which results in 2 gag, 1 demerit, 2 positive.

>Demi:If not it'll be, 1 gag, 1 positive. Which means 3 Gag, 1 positive, 1 negative.

>Mare:I see, so there's that kind of thought process huh.

>Ainz:(This creator's balancing pattern was also similar to Yggdrasil)

>Ainz:(Even though the shitty devs completely ruined the balance!)

>Demi:Well if I was the creator, I would make the 5 potions 2 gag and 3 negative effects.

>Demi:The players would think, "Since the goblins bothered to guard this storage, at least 1 of the potions will be positive" and drink all of them

>Albedo:Not going with 5 negatives but 2 gags huh?

>Demi:This way the players would expect "Maybe there will be a good one"

>Aura:Eeee, you're devils, its a conversation between devils!

>Albedo:Lets thank the creator for not being a devil

>Shall:Making me drink explosives is already devilish enough!

>Albedo:Ainz-sama, of the remaining 2 potions, I'll pick the white one

>Ainz:Umu, after Albedo drinks the white potion...

>Albedo:After I drink...

>Ainz:Blazing energy circulates around your body, and you now take a reduced 2 fire element dmg.

>Albedo:Yes!

>Shall:I should have drank that one!

>Ainz:Also....

>Albedo:Eh?

>Ainz:After drinking this love potion, you have awakened to become a [Warrior of Love]

>Ainz:From now on, everytime you attack you have to shout [LOVE] in your finishing moves

>Albedo:L...Love?

>Shall:HAHAHAHAHA! LAME! Super LAME!

>Mare:By shouting your finishing moves, is there any benefit?

>Ainz:None in particular.

>Aura:A positive and gag effect huh?

>Albedo:You can actually say its only a positive effect. Shouting [LOVE] is nothing to me, after all I'm a [Succubus]

>Aura:Were succubus like that?

>Demi:Glad I didn't drink the white one! That was the one I definitely can't drink.

>Shall:You went on going "Kero Kero", but [LOVE] is off limits?

>Demi:I'm a devil after all~ If I said that word I'll take damage

>Ainz:(You liar!)

>Demi:Well now, lets be off

>Mare:Ermm, aren't we drinking the last black potion?

>Demi:Hmm, I guess we shouldn't. This game's creator seems to have ill intentions.

>Aura:Anyone else want to drink?

>Shall:I'll refrain...

>Albedo:Me too, I wouldnt want any more weird effects..

>Mare:I think we should forget it sis

>Aura:Hmmm...I'm curious about the results but...Oh well. Lets move on, next next!

>Ainz:(They're not drinking the black one huh...Come to think of it what effect was it?)

>Ainz:(Hmm...Explosive acidity, refreshing taste, always bubbly, its [Cola] yo~)

>Ainz:(Yo~ my ass! This will definitely dampen the atmosphere. Think about the reader's/DM's feelings!)

>Ainz:(Ah...the intense tsukkomi activated my suppression)

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>Aura:Lets see...we've already gone wherever we could. This should be the last room right?

>Albedo:Thanks for mapping for us, Aura.

>Aura:Leave it to me! Its the specialty of a thief!

>Demi:If its the last room, that would mean the goblin leader huh. Let's proceed carefully.

>Albedo:That's right.Then the door...

>All:Ah...

>Albedo:Before opening the door, I'll drink the defense potion.

>Aura:Yes yes, please do as you like.

>Albedo:I've drank it, I'm opening the door

>Ainz:As Albedo opens the door, you see a wide spacious room. The various goblins inside frantically get their weapons ready.

>Ainz:A huge shadow slowly stands up. Standing at 2m with a huge body full of muscles and holding a sparkling magic sword in hand.

>Ainz:Sprouting irregular sharp teeth, its a goblin which let out a loud roar like a drum with bloodlust in its eyes

>Mare:S-Seems scary...

>Shall:Even though its just a mere goblin, when Ainz-sama describes it sounds like an unbelievably powerful monster!

>Albedo:Seems like none of our previous encounters can compare to this

>Ainz:That's correct. The last boss of this map, the battle with the [Goblin King] begins!

>Aura:I'll go first, I'll do 4 attack dmg and +3 def ignore using my skill.

>Ainz:Goblin King's special move: [Critical Dodge], reduces dmg by 3.

>Aura:No way! That guy knows special moves!

>Shall:Its not some regular enemy huh

>Albedo:Shalltear, you take care of the small fry, if Mare and the others are targeted it'll be bad!

>Shall:Understood! Approaching the goblin minions, I use my fire enchanted sword for 6 dmg.

>Albedo:I'll go for the Goblin King, using my magic great sword for 7 dmg.

>Ainz:Its the Goblin King's turn to attack. With a swing of his sword, fire starts spewing out.

>Ainz:Its a broadsword with automatic fire enchantment

>Shall:I'm glad I didn't go there!

>Ainz:Albedo, you take 8 dmg.

>Albedo:As expected its strong. But I have 2 reduced fire dmg.

>Demi:I'm next. I'll use [Fire Ball] on the Goblin King.

>Ainz:That's an AOE spell, so Albedo will take half dmg you know?

>Demi:Doesn't matter, its Mare's turn next anyway. Its also fire dmg so we should do as much to the boss as possible.

>Aura:A devil's way of thinking.

>Demi:I'm a devil after all. Ok 12 dmg to Goblin King and 6 to Albedo.

>Albedo:I understand the tactics but I dont feel satisfied

>Mare:I'll be healing Albedo-san. Use restoration magic to heal 6 HP.

>Ainz:As the turn finishes, the 2 goblin minions attack Shalltear doing 4 dmg twice.

>Shall:A total of 6 dmg, hurts quite a lot!

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>Albedo:I've decided, [AINZ-SAMA LOVE ATTACK!] 7 dmg.

>Aura:Lame

>Shall:Lame

>Albedo:It can't be helped, those are the rules

>Ainz:The magic imbued sword slashes down on the Goblin King, he lets out a great cry and staggers a few steps back.

>All:Ohhh..

>Ainz:And he falls. Battle end.

>Aura:Yes!We beat it!

>Mare:That was close! I could only heal one more time!

>Shall:I only had 2 HP left!

>Ainz:Splendidly done! With this the map is cle-

>Demi:Please wait! Ainz-sama!

>Ainz:Ah?

>Albedo:What's wrong? Demiurge?

>Demi:Its been on my mind, why did the elder ask use to exterminate the goblins?

>Ainz:(Eh?)

>Demi:If there were goblins drawing near, they could have requested some soldiers to deal with it

>Demi:Waiting to ask some adventurers who just happened to arrive simply makes no sense

>Ainz:(Nonono if that didn't happen there's no way for the adventure to start!)

>Aura:Now that you mention it you're right. For villagers even goblins can be a serious threat

>Mare:But that village, seemed rather peaceful.

>Demi:That's it Mare! That's what I was concerned about. The goblins also made me feel uneasy.

>Demi:The doors within the caves had traps, it means they were living here for some time.

>Demi:Then when its time to go forage, attacking the village earlier wouldn't be strange.

>Albedo:We defeated a total of 12 goblins. Even though there were so many, there were no signs of livestock or farming.

>Albedo:I'm also curious on how they managed to gather food.

>Ainz:(No..thats...Its just a game that's why)

>Demi:Furthermore, the strange equipment the goblins had. Why would mere goblins have magic swords and potions?

>Ainz:(That's for letting the players be happy with better drops right?)

>Demi:Here's one thought, the village elder is definitely working together with the goblins

>Ainz & Mare:Eh!?

>Demi:Giving the goblins tributes as an act of servitude, while getting adventurers to attack them.

>Demi:And after the goblins defeat the adventurers, their equipment will be given to the elder.

>Demi:That's the plan. Human money has no value to goblins that's why.

>Albedo:The magic sword must have been the dropped loot of previous adventurers huh

>Albedo:But if that's the case, the goblins should have known that we were coming.

>Demi:Usually the elder would definitely dispatch villagers to inform the goblins that [Adventurers were coming]

>Demi:But this time...

>Aura:Could it be because the bandits appeared they couldn't send the message?

>Demi:That's right. Because the ignorant bandits killed the messengers, the goblins didn't know we were coming and were annihilated.

>Shall:I see, everything adds up.

>Ainz:(No...Is that really the case?)(Isn't it because the way Demi said it was too convincing?)

>Demi:There's no way Ainz-sama would only let us play a simple game of killing goblins

>Demi:His real motive is testing if we can find out what's really going on. Right? Ainz-sama?

>Ainz:Umu (There's no way that's possible! You're just thinking way too deep into it!)

>Ainz:(If I say that there's no way I can keep Demi's image of me intact...)

>Ainz:(Argh! I just have to go with it!)

>Ainz:SASUGA Demi, just as you said, well observed.

>Demi:Nono, this scenario has too many unnatural factors. They must have been hints for us right?

>Ainz:Umu! That's right. Heh heh, maybe I gave away too many hints?

>Demi:If Ainz-sama plotted it seriously, there would be no way for us to see through it! Truly a brilliant setting!

>Ainz:Is that so? Hmhmhmhm (sensible chuckle)

>Demi:Hmhmhm

>Aura:Why don't we try interrogating the Goblin King?

>Albedo:That's right, I'll use my sword to get the Goblin King to spill everything

>Ainz:Ah...Umu.

>Ainz:The fallen Goblin King screams [Damn elder! You betrayed us!]

>Demi:Looks like Demi's theory was right. We have to make the elder who treated people as idiots pay.

>Ainz:[I've said everything! Please spare me!] The Goblin King says to the players

>Albedo:He's being noisy so I'll kill him.

>Ainz:(As I thought~) So, what do you plan to do next?

>Ainz:(If we followed the original setting it would have already been cleared...)

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