I’m sure we can all agree that opinions on what looks good vary greatly, and that beauty is really in the eye of the beholder. But I got to wonderin’, is there anyone on this planet that thinks the male nut sack looks good? I reckon most blokes and Sheila’s would accept that this part of the male anatomy is not very visually appealing; it’s as ugly as a box full of assh**les yeah?

But what the old scrotum lacks in appearance, he makes up for in purpose, and that’s providing safe housing for a bloke’s beloved testies.

However, should you ever feel like your ball bag requires a little pampering, might I suggest a round of Scrotox.

Dr. Jayson Oates is the main surgeon and medical director of CALIBRE Clinic.

These blokes specialize in male enhancement procedures in Melbs, Sydney, and Perth.

Dr. Oates states:

“Scrotox is the use of Botox, or one of the three neurotoxins for muscle relaxation, injected into the scrotum”

Jesus. A syringe being stabbed into your knackers repeatedly.

Beaut. Yeah, nah. And at 1000 bucks a session, it sure as s**t ain’t cheap, so why are blokes doing it?

Dr. Oates explained:

“The most common reason we have guys asking for Scrotox is because their scrotum is tightly contracted, squeezing up on their testicles and it’s painful”

“The relaxation of the scrotum helps the testes to hang a bit lower and offers some relief.”

“But patients who have the procedure for cosmetic reasons, they generally tend to be sexually confident men … and the higher proportion would be gay.”

So let’s get the low down from a case study of a bloke who underwent the procedure, and suss out the details. Let’s call him Thommo.

Thommo sat down with Dr. Oates to hash out all the details and he said:

Scrotox injections aren’t made into the testicle itself but into the skin, and it’s absorbed into the nerves right where the injection is done, relaxing that muscle in the local area. In fact, Scrotox is often used to help boost men battling fertility issues as it allows relaxation of the area.

After the application of a little numbing cream, the Doc got down to business. The business of injecting Thommo’s nut sack 55 times.

Yeah, nah. F**k that.

So what did Thommo reckon?

“I think I felt maybe two little pinches, that was all, and while that was going on Dr. Oates and I were talking about sailing. Before I knew it, it was over.”

Easy enough don’t ya reckon? It sounds like the Doc had it done faster than a possum up a drain pipe.

Thommo went on to say:

“A week later, when I inspected the area, I saw a change.

It was less wrinkly and red … fuller and smoother. I don’t know if it’s all aesthetics, but it definitely looks better, less like a medical car crash.”

Final Thought:

A lot of sheila’s have been getting’ a little nip, tuck, botox, and fillers for bloody ages. And I’m all for equality. But Scrotox?

You can’t make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear mates. I can totally understand it if it’s required for a medical reason, but other than that I reckon it’s like wearing a f**ken tux to Macca’s, completely over the top and bloody unnecessary. But hey, if it makes ya feel good, good on ya.

H/T: News.Com

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