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Peter: Whatcha doing? Jason: Writing a book..."The Secret to Making Lots of Money in a Bad Economy." I figure with everything so lousy and uncertain, books like this will sell like hotcakes. Peter: So what's your method? Jason: I just told you. Peter: "Chapter one: Write a book about how to make money in a bad economy." Jason: If a book has only one chapter, do I need to number it?