09:25 - Voicemail



25:00 - Riderless horse runs preakness

- Lamar Odom's fake dong

- Arnie got drop kicked



40:10 - 1000 losers sign petition to remake Game of Thrones

- Morehouse college speaker pays off loans

- Office billiard ball assault

- Semen-filled crepes

- German medieval sex circle crossbow murder

- Port-a-Potty assault

- Dad steals daughter's Girl Scout Cookie funds for erotic massage

- Subway masturbator stabbed



1:00:00 - @FanceeSauce joins the guys to discuss the sexiest accents and answer email



1:11:20 - FanceePop: Scarjost, Bieber's deodorant, a bachelor cops a plea, Jada Pinkett loves porno, Constance Wu and Johnny Depp





