I have a caller who begs me to tell him what his girlfriend has been up to, why she hasn’t been having sex with him . . . why she’s been leaving home early (“for work” she says, of course) and cumming home late . . .

I usually just “speculate” when it comes to what Kelsey, his girlfriend, is up to. He’d sent me pictures of her, told me all about her . . . I felt like I knew her even though we’d never met. But last night, all of that suddenly changed.

I was at a bar a couple towns I’d never been to before drinking my usual, a vodka tonic. At the far end of the bar counter I noticed a woman who looked strangely familiar. Why did she look so familiar? I spent most of an hour sorting through faces and names in my head, feeling confused yet inexplicably drawn to her. Finally, it dawned on me: she was my caller’s girlfriend I had heard so much about. It was her. It was Kelsey.

TO BE CONTINUED . . .

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Your Supreme Goddess Aileen

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