To Inga from Norway,

My sincere apologies to keeping you in suspense about the fate of your package sent to me long ago. I was on extended vacation until just recently and have finally returned to save your package from the depths of junk and spam mail that filled my mailbox. I am currently enjoying the hell out of the candy pig, was not entirely disappointed it didn't taste like bacon but nonetheless was delightfully satisfied. I shall read the book promptly and frame the hand art, hang it proudly to remind me Norwegian redditors are awesome.