Sexual Intercourse Agreement Contract

This Sexual Intercourse Agreement is entered into on [DATE] between [NAME [PARTY A] and [NAME] [PARTY B], herein referred to as Partners, who will engage in sexual intercourse in accordance with the terms and conditions set forth in this document.

1. The Sexual Intercourse (henceforth referred to as “sex”) is completely consensual. By both parties signing this document, they given their written consent to engage in sex with each other.

2. The act of sex consented to are as follows:

[ ] Vaginal Sex (Party A Receives)

[ ] Vaginal Sex (Party B Receives)

[ ] Anal Sex (Party A Receives)

[ ] Anal Sex (Party B Receives)

[ ] Oral Sex (Party A Receives)

[ ] Oral Sex (Party B Receives)

3. The act of the male orgasm (if applicable) consented to are as follows:

[ ] Internal (Vaginal)

[ ] Internal (Anal)

[ ] Internal (Oral)

[ ] Internal (Nasal Passage)

[ ] External (Facial)

[ ] External (Neck)

[ ] External (Chest)

[ ] External (Stomach)

[ ] External (Buttocks)

[ ] External (Thighs)

[ ] External (Legs)

[ ] External (Feet)

[ ] External (Back)

4. Birth control (if applicable) is upon the responsibility of (check all that apply):

[ ] Party A

[ ] Party B

4.a Birth control being employed:

[ ] Condom

[ ] Birth Control Pill

[ ] IUD

[ ] Other: ________________________________________

5. Positions of intercourse being employed:

[ ] Abandoned Underage Orphan

[ ] Abraham Lincoln

[ ] Amateur Open Heart Surgery

[ ] Angry Gravedigger

[ ] Cancer Patient

[ ] Canine

[ ] Cowgirl

[ ] Disappointed Pit Bull

[ ] Dragonrider

[ ] Feline

[ ] Fish Market

[ ] Gaping Dragon

[ ] Lava Lamp

[ ] Mailman

[ ] Missionary

[ ] Murder

[ ] Olive Garden

[ ] Piledriver

[ ] Pretzel

[ ] Rabbit

[ ] Regular Mom

[ ] Reverse Cowgirl

[ ] Sif The Great White Wolf

[ ] Soccer Mom

[ ] Suicide Bomb

[ ] Swedish Sacrifice

[ ] Terminal 7

[ ] Zweihander

[ ] Other: ______________________________________________________

6. Locations of intercourse being employed:

[ ] Attic

[ ] Basement

[ ] Bath

[ ] Bed (Single)

[ ] Car (Back Seat, Drivers)

[ ] Car (Back Seat, Passengers)

[ ] Car (Front Seat, Drivers)

[ ] Car (Front Seat, Passengers)

[ ] Car (Trunk)

[ ] Dining Room

[ ] Dungeon

[ ] Floor (Attic)

[ ] Floor (Basement)

[ ] Floor (Bathroom)

[ ] Floor (Bedroom)

[ ] Floor (Dining Room)

[ ] Floor (Dungeon)

[ ] Floor (Garage)

[ ] Floor (Kitchen)

[ ] Floor (Living Room)

[ ] Garage

[ ] Kitchen

[ ] Living Room

[ ] Shower

[ ] Other: ________________________________________________

7. Third party materials and tools may be employed as follows:

[ ] Dildo

[ ] Vibrator

[ ] Vegetable:_____________________________________________

[ ] Fruit:_________________________________________________

[ ] Cactus

[ ] Nettles

[ ] Insects

[ ] Household Appliances:___________________________________

[ ] Rope

[ ] Chains

[ ] Meat Hooks

[ ] Knives

[ ] Guns

[ ] Explosives

[ ] Nuclear Materials

[ ] Latex

[ ] Glass

[ ] Tactical Missiles

[ ] Cannons

[ ] Hats

[ ] Other:________________________________________________

8. Marital status of both parties have been discussed and agreed upon as such:

Party A Party B

[ ] Single [ ] Single

[ ] In a relationship (With Party B) [ ] In a relationship (With Party B)

[ ] In a relationship (To a separate Party C) [ ] In a relationship (To a separate Party C)

[ ] Married (To Party B) [ ] Married (To Party B)

[ ] Married (To a separate Party C) [ ] Married (To a separate Party C)

[ ] Domestic Partnership (With Party B) [ ] Domestic Partnership (With Party B)

[ ] Domestic Partnership (With a separate Party C) [ ] Domestic Partnership (With a separate Party C)

[ ] Widowed (To Party B) [ ] Widowed (To Party B)

[ ] Widowed (To a separate Party C) [ ] Widowed (To a separate Party C)

[ ] Divorced (To Party B) [ ] Divorced (To Party B)

[ ] Divorced (To a separate Party C) [ ] Divorced (To a separate Party C)

8.a If either party is in a relationship, domestic partnership, or marriage with a separate Party C, by signing this contract they agree that they are consciously being unfaithful to Party C, unless it has been discussed with and agreed upon with Party C.

9. By signing this contract, you agree to all above marked criteria, and agree to perform them to their full extent. Failure to complete requested acts may be consequential under penalty of law. If either party performs an act not marked above, they may be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law. If at any time either party agrees to a previously unmarked section above, all sex must be immediately terminated until the new agreement has been filled out and signed upon. If at any time either party wishes to revoke their agreement to an above marked section, all sex must be immediately terminated until the section in question is revised and signed upon. All parties involved are above the age of consent in the jurisdiction of their respective governments. By signing this contract, you agree that you are in a proper state of mind to make such an agreement (i.e. under the influence of alcohol, drugs, grief, infatuation, lust, etc). Once this contract has been finalized, both parties are immune from legal action over any agreed upon above section. By signing the final signature of this contract, it is finalized and may not be revised.

Preliminary Signatures:

Party A Party B

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Intermediate Signatures (please list changes made next to signatures):

Party A Party B

_____________________________________ _____________________________________

Party A Party B

_____________________________________ _____________________________________

Party A Party B

_____________________________________ _____________________________________

Final Signatures:

Party A Party B