UTSA and Texas State are coming into their own as rivals and uneasy neighbors. The proximity breeds discontent, but the twittersphere lets everyone in on the fun. It's only Wednesday and the twitter muscles are flexing. Consider us neutral observers, like the UN but you know with some form of power and actual live bullets at our disposal. We'll add to this as the week goes on. And of course if you have a tweet that needs to be added come @ us bro.

Let's check in on the festivities.

Oh yes, your women are way easier than our women. Tale as old as time. There's no way to prove your hypothesis, but rest assured there are a dozens of 19 year old aspiring anatomy majors ready to start the study.