They rip on leadership, worship songs, and the habits of the faithful (all in jest) — here are ChristCultureNews.com’s “10 Snarky Church Twitter Accounts to Follow,” and their most popular tweets.

1. Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon)

https://twitter.com/ChrchCurmudgeon

“It ain’t the way it used to be, I’ll tell you that.”

Youth pastor fell asleep during morning session. We left clothes on our chairs, exited quietly. Then blew a trumpet. — Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) September 7, 2012

2. Bitter Blue Betty (@BitterBlueBetty)

https://twitter.com/BitterBlueBetty

“I’ll be happy when you’re not…

Behind you, three pews back…”

#SaidNoBaptistEver Hey look, the front pew’s open. Let’s move up… — Bitter Blue Betty (@BitterBlueBetty) December 27, 2012

3. Celebrity Pastor (@CelebrityPastor)

https://twitter.com/CelebrityPastor

“Kicking butt. Taking names.”

Working on a marriage book called 41 Days of Purpose Driven Radical Crazy Love In the Shack. #RealMarriage — Celebrity Pastor (@CelebrityPastor) November 8, 2012

4. Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect)

https://twitter.com/Rev_Norespect

“Unappreciated pastor. I get no respect i tell ya.”

The boycott is working. Drove by Chik Fil A after church and the parking lot was absolutely empty. — Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect) July 29, 2012

5. Stuff Christians Say (@StuffXiansSay)

“A light-hearted look at the things Christians say, that no one understands”

#ChurchPhrases the devil is in the sound system (we have no clue how to work this stuff) — Stuff Christians Say (@StuffXiansSay) October 28, 2012

6. The Surly Deacon (@TheSurlyDeacon)

https://twitter.com/TheSurlyDeacon

“The deacon all the other deacons listen to, and Wal-mart greeter.

On the back row, watching you!”

Youth guy, not shaving for Nov won’t make you look manly. It’s canceled out by the scarf, skinny jeans and slippers. I mean Toms. — TheSurlyDeacon (@TheSurlyDeacon) November 1, 2012

7. AwkwardChurchMember (@AwkChurchMember)

https://twitter.com/AwkChurchMember

“Sometimes I think church people say the funniest things. It’s OK, we all have at one point #Grace”

Hey kids! I don’t have candy but I do have bibles!! Just take one!.. The kid in the Harry Potter costume can take two — AwkwardChurchMember (@AwkChurchMember) October 27, 2012

8. Oversaved Girl (@OversavedGirl)

https://twitter.com/OversavedGirl

“I love Jesus and all but, I hate it when people go super Christian on you. Just a little humor for all those Jesus lovers who get annoyed with the oversaved.

Anywhere the Lord leads me to.”

Boy you need to ask for forgiveness because you just stole my heart. #Oversaved #ChristianPickUpLines — Oversaved Girl (@OversavedGirl) January 5, 2013

9. Worship Sound Guy (@WorshipSoundGuy)

https://twitter.com/WorshipSoundGuy

“What’s a dB anyway? Give me coffee money and grab a shirt at http://worshipsoundguy.spreadshirt.com

Your Church”

The guitarist forgot his delay pedal. No one was saved. — Worship Sound Guy (@WorshipSoundGuy) June 26, 2012

10. Hipster Youth Pastor (@HipsterYP)

https://twitter.com/HipsterYP

“SATIRICAL musings of a big city hipster youth pastor in a conservative small town church. Have no idea what I’m doing here!”

Oh you want me to help your teenage daughter save themselves for marriage! You can help me by making sure they wear clothes to youth group! — Hipster Youth Pastor (@HipsterYP) December 10, 2012

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