Let the record reflect that my major in college was US History. Let the record also reflect that I am not working in hotel or restaurant management as a result of my academic choices. With that out of the way...

BOOM! The Sage of Montpelier (in book form) arrived via whatever carrier dropped it off with my neighbor. Coincidentally, as our shortest President, the real James Madison could have fit in the same box that held the book. Regardless of his small stature, he had a big impact on the collection of states we call America. As an avid fan of US History and biographies as a genre, this was the perfect choice.

Thank you very much random redditor! You nailed it!