What will happen with Riot changing the servers to Chicago

At first the changes will be minimal. The pros will act professionally and act like everything is fine in Los Angles. One night in December, due to the water drought and pings in LA rising to 100+ with Time Warner cutting out every 15 minutes, Team SoloMid will revolt. Dyrus, having already retired after Worlds to become TSM's new chef, will make a 30 minute vlog ranting at Riot for mistreating their players and screwing them over with the server changes. The video will hit 2,000,000 views in under 24 hours, Reddit divided depending on where they live.



Riot will come out to suspend chef Dyrus, banning him from being on TSM for the next 1,000 years. He is no longer able to microwave leftovers for his team, leaving him with no other job opportunities except for the NBA. Outraged, Reginald and the rest of the team stand behind Dyrus, making a joint video on why the hell there can't be separate USA West and USA East servers for the most popular online video game in the world. Riot retort by telling TSM to calm down, fining them and CLG $5,000 each. This sets off TSM once and for all, Lustboy getting up from his seat during the spring opener against Impulse and throwing his computer desktop on the ground. The rest of TSM follow Lustboy's actions, each of the team destroying their computers -- except for Bjergsen, who has Santorin do it for him so he doesn't hurt his hands.



TSM are banned 10,000 years from any Riot competition, stripping TSM from all their trophies and awards. At a press conference held by Regi to let the fans know what they will do next, the TSM CEO announces effective immediately their entire team will be switching to Dota2 with chef Dyrus coming out of retirement to play the off-laner position on the team. The Twitch chat that has over 500,000 viewers bursts into a war zone, fans of both games fighting with each other.



TSM qualify for TI6 in the American qualifiers, beating Complexity in the final 3-1. They go on a miracle run through the tournament, with Bjergsen enjoying the fact how much easier it is to carry four players than in League. They eventually meet with defending champions Evil Geniuses in the grand finals, the winner taking home 10 million dollars in prize money. Bjergsen destroys Sumail in lane, and TSM go on to win the series in a close 3-2 series that sees Dyrus steal Rosh in the last game to save his team.



The crowd in Seattle chants TSM as they are awarded the Aegis, and the celebration is quickly cut off when Valve have a local DJ from down the street play a 40 minute concert to entertain the fans.



When Dyrus is asked by Redeye in the post-TI6 interview what he wants to do next, he solemnly replies, "I just want to play League of Legends." A single tear runs down his cheek as the stream is cut off for another concert by the Seattle Keytar Society.



Dyrus would buy a Ferrari the next day, but as he drove into the sunset he still wished one day he might get to play the game he loved once more.

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