Liberals, Conservatives can fuck themselves sky-high, new report suggests

A new report suggests that the Liberal and Conservative parties can fuck right the fuck off.

It comes in the wake of a seriously fucking cruel decision by the federal government to review a decision to compensate First Nations children — KIDS, you fucking pricks—harmed by the child welfare system.

“Fuck that vile, smarmy prick Justin Trudeau for daring to utter ‘reconciliation’ one minute and then denying compensation to the most vulnerable First Nations kids the next,” the report states.

“And fuck that clammy, hateful Ziploc bag full of sour cream Andrew Scheer, whose only regret is that he isn’t able to deny the compensation himself.”

The report also looked at the role partisanship will play in the fallout of the decision, a fall-out that in reality doesn’t fucking affect anyone but the FUCKING KIDS THEMSELVES.

“Fuck all the Liberal partisan shitlickers who would defend the decision and fuck those human-absesses, Conservative supporters, who view this as nothing more than an opportunity to score points,” it reads.

“Oh and fuck anyone, Indigenous or not, who would throw what little morals they may have had out the fucking window to prop up either of these fucking diseased ball-lickers.”

The report, Fuck the Liberals and Conservatives Sky-High and then Straight to Fucking Hell, is the work of Indigenous think-tank The Walking Eagle Institute.