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Boy: Let down your hair, fair maiden! Girl: Uh...why? Boy: So I can climb up there and rescue you! Girl: Oh, puh-leeze...how typical. Boy: Wait...what? Girl: Look, Prince Doofus...why is it you guys assume girls can't handle things on our own and need to be "rescued" all the time? Boy: Well, you're up there in a big, scary tower,so I just thought... Girl: You mean this tower with a satellite dish for TV and internet connection? Boy: Oh... So how do you survive up there alone? Girl: Oh, I see...you mean without the help of a man? Watch and learn, booger-brain... Jeffrey: I usually don't have a problem with the reboot of a classic fairy tale, but... Danae: Ok, ok...how about if I change it to King Doofus?