A lot of people who watched Joe Biden’s video in which he addressed the allegations of inappropriate touching and behavior couldn’t help but notice that he didn’t actually apologize for any of the creepiness we’ve all witnessed. Well, it seems there was actually a pretty good reason he didn’t apologize: he’s just not sorry.

“I’m sorry I didn’t understand. I’m not sorry for any of my intentions,” @JoeBiden says when asked if he will directly apologize to the women who accused him of inappropriate behavior. — Laura Barrón-López (@lbarronlopez) April 5, 2019

“I’m sorry I didn’t understand more. I’m not sorry for any of my intentions, I’m not sorry for anything that I have ever done.” https://t.co/zcpUJP57l6 — Matt Berman (@Mr_Berman) April 5, 2019

I asked Biden if he thinks he owes the women who have come forward a direct apology, beyond saying he'll be "more mindful." "The fact of the matter is I made it clear that if I made anyone feel uncomfortable I feel badly." pic.twitter.com/UcWrvGrHXY — Nidhi Prakash (@nidhiprakash) April 5, 2019

So, basically, he’s going with the Touchy McToucherson version of “I’m sorry if you were offended.”

Sounds like it, yes.

This train ain’t got no brakes! https://t.co/PVEqyDN5P2 — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 5, 2019

Biden is steering into the skid. pic.twitter.com/dSs9cvyiLM — Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) April 5, 2019

Let’s see how far this thing can go, shall we?