And for what, Don? A little bit of money. There's more to life than a little bit of money, ya know?

P.s. We haven't forgotten you, Mo Saeid! Wait for the signal. You'll know it when you see it.

21. Orlando City FC (NR)

They're undefeated, yes, but they've only played two games and haven't gotten a goal from anyone not name Cyle Larin, who isn't long for this league. Then there's Kaka, the former FIFA World Player of the Year whose name translates loosely to Tottenham. Unfortunately for the Disney Lions, he's still sidelined with a hamsting injury.

20. Honduras (NR)

Woof.

19. Traveling Timbers Army (NR)

As Crew SC supporters, we know having a Celebrity Fan can help raise your profile. And, as Wu Diciples, we know that cash rules everything around us. We get it. We guess we just hoped Brian Baumgartner would have had better offers coming his way after "The Office" ended.