The first round, tips on teamplay

Once you have found a lobby and clicked the green ACCEPT button (at the very last second, ofcourse) the game should start. You have 30 seconds of warm-up depending on how long it takes your computer to load the map. The first thing you do when you join a server is ask if there are any Russians on (русские естъ?). This essential piece of information will help you know your enemy better, and communicate with your only other Russian teammate in your native language, muting the rest of your team.As soon as you spawn, open the menu and buy AWPs. Make sure to buy enough AWPs for your entire team because while these 30 seconds of warm up do not matter in terms of the outcome of the match or even your personal score, it is your duty as a Russian to dominate your enemies at all times.Your teammates may insist on playing the pistol round with the starting pistol, saving their money for later, but you won't make the same mistake. You've been playing counter-strike back when it was just a mod for Half-Life, so you know something they don't: The Deagle is clearly the most powerful weapon. Obviously there is no reason Valve would balance the weapons for this modern, new version of CS, they'd just keep the same old unbalanced weapon stats and pick out a few weapons that work and throw in the rest for filler. Obviously.Now that you have your deagle, make sure you pull out a knife and run as far away from your teammates as possible, you don't want them dragging you down. Once your inevitable death occurs, because, you know, using the deagle against more than one enemy at once rarely ends with you still breathing, make sure you use voice chat to notify your teammates where exactly you died (in russian of course), then proceed to blast out russian pop music through your proffessional quality microphone.