-> RTS Page for Gintama 675

Hi wa mata noboru only.

And we're back! Still not sure where this headed or how long it'll take to get there, but it's entertaining, and that's all we can ask for really. Is Sorachi aiming for the big 7-0-0? Could be.(Side text- Who is this who appears before Shinpachi who has accepted the request to assassinate Katsura...?)GINTAMAShinpachi: ...No way...It can't be...{Go to the port and get the weapons from our allies.}{Katsura's not the type we can kill in a halfassed way.}{So I enlisted....}{Some first class assassins.}002{When he was talking about assassins...}{He couldn't have meant...}Okita: Yo.You guys check out the contents of those containers....I'll take care of...This.(Sfx- Futshhh Shffft)003(Sxf- Gagagagagaga blamblamblamblam)(Sfx- Gagagagagagagaaga blamblamblamblam)???: Can't find out if the goods are workin' well or not without usin' em, yeah?So let's take a look...(Sfx- Gashaaan clatter)004Okita: At ya, Yorozuya...(Sfx- Dooohhh fwoooom)Okita: And see just how these two years have been to you.GINTAMALesson 675: Final Fantasy can happen in live action too.SORACHI HIDEAKI(Side text- Attack of the revived S!!)005???: Hmm...A rounin with one eye, huh....Sorry, can't say I know 'em...But with a face that leaves that much of an impact, someone around here's gotta have seen 'im.(Sfx- Gyaaaaahhh)Woman: I might have seen that face around...But please don't say you heard it from me.W—woman(?): Oh my how frightening! Who is that person? Did he do something bad?With a face like that he has to be up to no good. Is he a murderer? A drug dealer? Etc? It's gotta be Etc, that face just screams “I deal in etc”!Hey have you seen this rounin before?(Handwritten- He's surely up to etc, it's scary!)Everyone: Nope, never seen that face before~006???: Ah but if it's a rounin you're looking for, I saw one earlier.Pretty sure he went down that way.(Sfx- Gaya gaya hustle bustle)Dude: Hey, buster what's the deal slammin' into us without a word, huuuuh?If you're lookin to rumble, then I'm ready to scrap anytime, ya hear?Seein' your smug face pisses me off! I see you got a sword but do you know how to use it?I'm bettin' it's just some sorta decoration, am I right, high and mighty Samurai?Takasugi(?): You're right. This thing can only cut entire nations.Facing the likes of you, then a stick on the ground will suffice.Dude: You're just a coward! Bet the sword between your legs is just for show too, yeah? You probably disappoint the ladies with that thing.(Sfx- Gera gera heheheh)Takasugi(?): Heh, I'm sorry to inform you but this sword isn't meant to please just one lady...007Taka—echi: Wielding a blade to lead women of all kinds –be they children or old folk is the job of...A feminist like myself.(Sfx- Gasu gathh gooh doosh thok thok thok wham)Dude: Um...bro?I...uh...um, saw him first.Uh...don'tcha think you're takin' it a bit far?(Sfx- gatsuh goosh gasuhh thok wham bam)Dudes: Whoa!This one's got a handcannon!???: I finally....found a lead.008Matako: Shiroyasha...is Shinsuke-sama...Alive?Where is he...and what is he doing?Gintoki: That's my line.Matako, I was thinking that you had the hots for Takasugi, but in the LA movie you were rollin' deep with Shinpachi too, yeah?I need details. Who's got Matako's mata? What about Ma**ki's broadaxe, did it stand straight up? Full mast even? C'mon, spill it.(Handwritten- I wanna sell this to Bungei, ya see.)Matako: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOOOOUT?!(Sfx- Dooon doooon thoooom)009Shinpachi: O---Okitaaaa--(Sfx- Gogagagagaaaa ththooooom)(Sfx- Hyaaaaan fwssssh)Shinpachi: Uwah!!W—wait a sec!!Time out!!010Okita: Oho...You got a little better didja?(Sfx- Gaaan gaaan Thook thookkk*)Shinpachi: That's not it!!Okita, I thought you...were told to commit Seppuku?!Okita: Yeah...I died.(Sfx- Gapaaahhh fwaaap)Okita: Me and the Shinsengumi....died.Apparently they don't need us during a peaceful era.(Sfx- Dodooooonn ththoooom)Harada(?): H—Hey Okita!Go somewhere else and fight!011Shinpachi: Saitou...and everyone else?Okita: But that peace is one the new Government dreamt up –a statewide illusion.Truth of the matter is that this country still has plenty of hindrances who threaten peace.So to keep this clean image, someone's gotta do the wet work...the dirty jobs.Being a cop would be hella limiting in that situation....So thanks to Pops and his falling o ut with Katsura, we were able to exit the stage for a moment and disappear into the shadows.And we came back, but now with the ability to fight unbound by law or the country.We're now a secret organization who bites back against those who'd be dumb enough to threaten this country.We're the Great Nation of Japan's Domestic Security Environmental Affairs and Reconstruction Coordination Enforcement Uni--Nah, forget that shit, it's too long. Just call us the Mafia.Shinpachi: AFTER THAT MOUTHFUL OF A NAME YOU'RE JUST GOING WITH MAFIA?!Okita: Obviously Kondo and Hijikata aren't meant for the dirty work like this, so that leaves lil' ol me to run things.But since you guys at the Yorozuya are in bed with Katsura, I got to thinking that you'd be great pawns in the plot to assassinate him.Shinpachi: BUT YOU'RE THE BIGGEST THREAT TO PEACE HERE?!012Shinpachi: Hold on, Okita...just hold up!I'll do whatever I can to drag that moron off the center stage, so let's stop fighting and--(Sfx- Douhhh fwhoooom)Okita: Then are you choosing to be our enemy?To be honest? I don't give a rats ass how it shakes out.As long as I'm entertained I'm down with anything.{He hasn't changed in the slightest!}{But...}{He's managed to....}{Get even stronger since then!!}Kanna: Hey.How long will you keep messing around like this, yes?Really as long as I can study Mami's home planet, anyone will do.Do you want help?013Shinpachi: It's dangerous here, Kanna, please get back!I can't allow you to get hurt!!Kanna: Dangerous? What is?There is nothing dangerous here, yes?There is no killing intent in his strikes.So his swings are slow, and each of his attacks have no bite to them, nope.What is...Dangerous about this?(Sfx- Hyaaaahhh fwhoooom)Okita: Just now....Kanna: That was real killing intent, yup.(Sfx- Tooon tptt)Okita: This is interesting...I dunno if you're her kid or split off or whatever, but...014Okita: You're a....perfect clone...Of her!!!Shinpachi: Kanna!!Kanna: I heard that earth....Housed lots of strong folk aside from Yato, but...(Sfx- Dogiiiihhh whock)Kanna: This is disappointing, yes?(Sfx- Dodooooohhh thooooom)015Kanna: That is it, right?Shinpachi: W—whoa...Okita: I see...That's how it is....well...Assuming you can kill Katsura with this much...What about the rest?Kanna: Rest?Okita: Let's say this is a coincidence....that we all gathered here....then...(Sfx- Gakiiiiin claannng)016Matako: So, what about Shinsuke-sama?Gintoki: Dude's not dead, that's for sure.But whether he's actually “alive” is another question entirely.Matako: I don't care about that.As long as he's alive that's all that matters.Henpeita: Since two years ago when he disappeared, we haven't relented in our efforts to find him.We knew that if it was him that he had survived somehow....and that perhaps he'd be at the former site of the Shouka Sonjuku.Gintoki: So if you find him....then what happens?Gonna get the old band together, reform, and do one hell of a reunion tour as the Kiheitai?Henpeita: I wouldn't say we're “reforming” since we never broke up to begin with.We would only hope to assist him in his goals.Gintoki: Don't bother.I get the idea that he's....Basically doing whatever the hell he wants now.017Gintoki: Maybe it doesn't mean a damn thing to anyone else...and there isn't a noble cause or reason for him to keep struggling...But if you guys show up...He might actually stop.The reason why he decided to act on his own was probably 'cause he was thinking along those lines.Otherwise...He'd have never....left you guys behind to begin with.Matako: Shiroyasha....are you saying....Gintoki: If you don't care about that....And really want to stop him...Then do what you like.Maybe in the end...That's the right thing to do.018Gintoki: Smell ya later.Matako: Shiroya---(Sfx- Dooohh thooomm)(Sfx- Gagaaagohhh thtohhhsh)GINTAMA LESSON 675...............END.019Dude: Hiiii!!Gintoki: Yo pops.I feel like sippin' some booze while rockin' int his boat.Mind making a booze run for me? I'm buyin.Guy: Y—yessssiiir!!(Sfx- Doooon thooom){Just what...}(Sfx- Hyagagagagagaga ssshsfffft){Is he...}{Aiming to do?!}(Bottom text- Gintoki is the one with the key?!)