While many countries around the world are the in middle of the Coronavirus outbreak and stepping up efforts to quarantine and contain it’s spread, the US has not yet been hit by the full brunt of the virus. But, for many Americans, they are already stocking up on earbuds and podcasts in order to minimize the risk of exposure to their coworker’s Coronavirus theories. Experts say that one of the earliest warning of exposure occurs when your coworker says “You know what I think about the Coronavirus?”

The severity of your coworker’s theory will likely vary by region and will likely change over time as new theory chains mutate and evolve. But, taking nothing to chance, the Federal Bureau of Human Resources has urged employees to prepare for the worst. Which one representative from the department described as a potent mix of “batwings,” “biowarfare” and racism. Often times these three elements can even be found in a single confusing short sentence.