Joe Biden said he believes in the 2nd Amendment right before he talked about restricting gun rights, which means he doesn’t actually believe in the 2nd Amendment. He also said that he wants to ban magazines that have “a hundred clips” in them, which means he doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about. All of this is related to his desire to protect the geese, which means he’s still Crazy-ass Joe.

.@JoeBiden in New Hampshire: “We don’t have the courage to take on the NRA? We protect geese more than we protect, no joke you can only have 3 shotgun shells when you go shooting for geese, we protect geese more than our kids” Watch the full event: https://t.co/pGI5ZSZaWe pic.twitter.com/jSOLcZsj0d — CSPAN (@cspan) November 8, 2019

Front-running juggernaut Biden held a sparsely-attended rally in New Hampshire and dropped his expert knowledge of firearms and the Constitution on 5 elderly people who had wandered by.

“I believe in the Second Amendment but nobody says you can have a rounds — a magazine with a hundred clips in it — a hundred bullets in it,” said Biden.

Huh? So we can’t have a rounds or a magazine with a hundred clips in it? What sort of of Constitutional wizardry is this?

Luckily I speak fluent Bidenese and can translate this for you. What Biden is trying to claim is that the 2nd Amendment does not protect ownership of what liberals call “high-capacity” magazines. Even in his gibberish, he’s 100% wrong. The 2nd Amendment has no asterisk limiting magazine capacities and “shall not be infringed” is very clear that the government may not ban any firearms.

Speaking of being wrong, Joe kept it going because that’s what Joe does:

“We protect geese more that we protect, no joke, you can only have three shotgun shells when you go shoot for geese. But, guess what, we protect geese better than we do our kids,” claimed Biden.

So Biden is cool with hunting children as long as hunters are limited to 3 shotgun shells? That may be the weirdest thing he’s ever said and this guy is a nut.

Again, my expertise in Biden’s native tongue comes in handy here. What he’s trying to say is that the 2nd Amendment right to gun ownership is related to hunting and subject to government regulation. Again, he is dead wrong as the 2nd Amendment makes no mention of hunting nor does it provide for government regulation. Again, “shall not be infringed” is very clear.

Putting all of this together, it is Biden’s opinion that the 2nd Amendment is a limited hunting privilege extended by the government. He should probably know that it is a right since it’s in the Bill of Rights and not on the U.S. Fish And Wildlife Service website, but this is Joe Biden we’re talking about.

Biden started this insane rant off by complaining that school children have fire drills.

“Talk about the soul of a nation. Active fire drills. Live fire drills in school. Sending the little kids off. How many of you did that this September? What’s wrong with us?” Biden asked.

There’s nothing wrong with us, but Joe Biden’s brain is oatmeal. These are random words spewing out of the mouth of a man in the advanced stages of dementia. He want’s to know how many of the old people listening to him speak participated in a fire drill last month? My guess would be none, but it’s odd that he want to know.

Using my Biden-to-sanity dictionary, I’m almost certain the term he was looking for here is “active shooter drill” but inserting that into his word salad doesn’t make it any less of a catastrophe. The guy is a lunatic.

Normally with something like this I’d make a comment about how people who don’t know anything about guns shouldn’t have an opinion on guns. Biden is firearms illiterate for sure, but what this really shows is his mind is completely gone. He shouldn’t be opining on our gun rights, but more importantly he should never be the President of the United States.