Sometimes you just hit the Secret Santa jackpot. The large package I received this afternoon really gave me no clue about the experience held within. Santa...you have some amazing stalking skills and if you're not hiding in my #ifyouaretheone feed then you have really outdone yourself and I hope to see you there soon!!

To start with I was greeted by a huge photo of Meng Fei, host of my favourite tv show, brutal Chinese dating show, If You Are The One (SBS2, get at it!). The card with cute puppies told me to open the Meng Fei card first which revealed a photo layout of some of the best IYATO quotes going including gems such as "my hobby is collecting plastic bags", "I find your protruding teeth lovely", and "your hairdo makes you look like a carrot". And who makes a cameo as grrrrl 8? ME!!! I'm in with a chance to bag the candidate!

Now it was time to meet the candidate, lovingly wrapped in Chinese newspaper. And what a suave character he was, his barcode dubbed him as 'RUDE FINGER MEERKAT' but he melted my heart instantly <3

Having made a love match we won the couples custom made lovers shoes which IYATO fans will recognise as a legit winners prize. 100% custom made too!!

My Meerkat man had three gifts for me to express his love, 1- a strong arm to hold and protect me, 2- a cool head so I can be happy to be with a cool guy like him (hah!!) and 3- sweetness and light to fill our days and nights together - a batman hulk hand beer coozy (BATMAN!!!!), a TMNT hat (arghhhhhh Michaelangelooooo!!!), and the most delicious Dusk tea lights <3

Klynkitty you are a champion Santa and I thank you very much!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, IF YOU ARE THE ONE LOVERS!!