Honestly I just wrote this blog so he woud see the headline. They say to write with a target audence of one and today that just happened to be Mr. Deals Jr.

Congrats to Donald Trump Jr on being the coolest first-kid since Butthead had sex with Chelsea Clinton. And a even bigger congratulations to Barstool Sports for being deemed rad enough to get that Trump follow and joining the ranks of such notable twitter user’s as @RapingBill, Kid Rock, and multple Emmanuel Macron pardoy accounts.

If your reading this please accept this video I custom made just for you as a token of my gratitude. Thanks and God Bless America.

PS as a Military Veteren of the War On Christmas, let me be the first to thank you for your service.