In our modern 2017 world, one question haunts all.

“Do you vape bro?”

Today I intend to answer this for the X-Men. Please note that my answers are definitive based on my experience as both a self-proclaimed X-Pert and a 2016 Reddit /r/comicbooks “/r/comicbooks Award” nominee (of which I was robbed).

Professor X – He only pipe smokes

Cyclops – No

Iceman – No

Angel – Yes

Beast – No, but he has a bong in his closet that he breaks out when Wonder Man comes to visit

Jean – No

Mimic – Yes, and he won’t shut up about his rig

Changeling – No

Polaris – No, but she sneaks cloves behind Havok’s back

Havok – No, but he knows Polaris sneaks cloves behind his back

Nightcrawler – No

Wolverine – Obviously not

Banshee – The Professor and him could talk about their pipes for hours and be just as annoying though

Storm – No

Colossus – No

Sunfire – Yes

Thunderbird – Yup

Shadowcat – No

Rogue – She is slowly coming around to it but she is afraid it will go against this Southern Belle thing she has going for her

Rachel Summers – No

Magneto – No

Longshot – Yes, but he is very considerate of others

Psylocke – Yes, but she is not very considerate of others

Dazzler – Yes

Jubilee – She is a mall rat, isn’t she?

Gambit – If there is one X-Man who unequivocally vapes, it is obviously Gambit

Bishop – There is not vaping in the future

Cannonball – He just chews

Dr. Cecilia Reyes – No, and you shouldn’t either

Marrow – Her rig is scavenged from broken ones that have been thrown out

Maggott – No

The Skrull Imposter Wolverine – Yes he does, in retrospect it is surprising they didn’t catch on sooner

Cable – No

X-Man – Yes, everyone in the Age of Apocalypse vapes

Thunderbird III – No

Dani Moonstar – No

Sage – Yes, those years in the Hellfire Club did not treat her well

Emma Frost – Yes but her vape pen looks like a fancy cigarette holder

Xorn – No

Chamber – He doesn’t have a mouth

Stacy X – Yes

Slipstream – Yeah he vapes

Lifeguard – No and she wants Davis to just stop talking about it

Husk – Yes

Juggernaut – The Crimson Gem of Cyttorak does not require him to partake in such dalliances

Mystique – Yeah, she really thinks it’s cool

Darwin – Darwin would vape

Warpath – With his brothers rig, to honor him

Lady Mastermind – Yes

Omega Sentinel – No

Sabertooth – If the runt isn’t I’m not

Armor – No

Hepzibah – The Starjammers don’t vape

Pixie – She does everything that Dazzler does

Karma – It would set a bad example for her little brother and sister

Sunspot – Yes

Magma – They had no such devices in Nova Roma

Box – No, everything the vape pens say when he tries, makes him uncomfortable

Dr. Nemesis – Fools, vaping is far beneath a mind such as his

Magik – Definitely

Namor – Occasionally

Danger – No, the Shi’ar had yet to develop vape technology

Domino – She smokes cigarettes, and thanks to her mutant ability will never develop any side-effects

X-23 – No

Hope – No

Doop – He prefers the hookah

Krakoa – No

Warbird – No

O5 Cyclops – Still no

O5 Iceman – No

O5 Angel – Yes, and he loves how advanced things have gotten

O5 Beast – No, but he is interested in this sticky icky he has heard about

O5 Jean – Yes

Firestar – No

M – She is too classy to vape

ForgetMeNot – I can’t remember