It's a tale as old as time: Some crusty guy owned himself when he tried going after Chrissy Teigen.

Jacob Wohl, the 20-year-old right wing conspiracy theorist known around Twitter for his tweet template ragging on "hipster coffee shops packed with liberals," hosted a wild press conference on Thursday about his smear campaign against Robert Mueller. Wohl claims that Mueller sexually assaulted a woman named Carolyne Cass. (Wohl trying to spell out her name during the conference was a trip in itself.)

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During the bizarrely comical press conference, Wohl and lobbyist Jack Burkman struggled to keep track of their story and constantly contradicted themselves. In one notable moment, Burkman called Wohl a "child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart."

Enter Chrissy Teigen: As this story was heating up earlier this week and Wohl was trending on Twitter, Chrissy Teigen asked for a rundown of what was going on.

can someone break down with jacob wohl did in one tweet. like a cliffs note please - my timeline is a mess I don’t have the energy — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 30, 2018

Wohl, in a moment of very obvious maturity, responded on Thursday with a Google trends graph analyzing how many people were searching his name.

"I became more famous than you," he said smugly. "That's what happened."

I became more famous than you. That’s what happened. pic.twitter.com/X4J67eaUJ0 — Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) November 1, 2018

Except ... that's not really how it works.

"This is literally just a graph proving people had to google your dumbass to figure out who you are," Teigen shot back.

This is literally just a graph proving people had to google your dumbass to figure out who you are https://t.co/xpUkyB8NTM — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 1, 2018

Yikes.

Other people on Twitter were quick to throw their support behind Teigen.

half the country knows what Chrissy & John cooked for dinner last night, but you go off, Jake — Johnny McNulty Wants You To Vote So He Can Shut Up (@JohnnyMcNulty) November 1, 2018

*runs opposition research firm

**can't properly interpret analytics — Willie Morris (@MoreWillie) November 1, 2018

He's the Mozart of the self-own. — * jon hendry * 🤦🏼‍♂️ (@JonathanWHendry) November 1, 2018

How many Ls can a single man rack up in one week? https://t.co/JtcjfYre2D — Andrew Barker (@barkerrant) November 1, 2018

"Hello, 911. I'd like to report a murder" https://t.co/E7oqWkEdzl — Blue Painter (@Redpainter1) November 1, 2018

Hello twitter police I’d like to report a murder by words https://t.co/HmUce48prF — Zachary Diaz (@ZacharyDiaz) November 1, 2018

imagine coming after Chrissy Teigen on twitter. this is her domain. https://t.co/gn5Nf7DRJH — Constance Grady (@constancegrady) November 1, 2018

Mrs. Wohl, we get it. Nobody likes to think their offspring is a tool on literally a national scale. But please, we're begging you, revoke his Internet access. Please. https://t.co/Jr9vWKlH5q — Butterflyminder, keeper of fluttery thoughts (@Butterflyminder) November 1, 2018

just to give you some perspective pic.twitter.com/rc8L2XbOqr — im the (@muhmentions) November 1, 2018

What will the liberals in the hipster coffee shops say about this?