Telemarketer: "Hi, is this Michael?"

Me: "This is Michael."

Telemarketer: "Hi Michael this is Rachel from -- "

Me: "Oh my god."

Telemarketer: "What?"

Me: "Ohhhh. Myyyyy. God."



Telemarketer: "What happened?"



Me: "I can't believe that just happened."



Telemarketer: "What happened?!"



Me: "Wow."



Telemarketer: "Are you OK?"



Me: "How is that possible?"



Telemarketer: "How is what possible?"



Me: "This is unbelievable."



Telemarketer: "What is?!?"



Me: "Oh my God."



Telemarketer: "Will you tell me what's wrong?"



Me: "Yes."



Telemarketer: "OK, what's wrong?"



Me: "...Oh my god."



Telemarketer: "Michael, is now not a good time to talk?"



Me: "I can't believe it."



Telemarketer: "OK Michael, maybe I'll try back later when things have settled down."



Me: "You have got to be kidding me."



Telemarketer: "WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!"



Me: "..."



Telemarketer: "MICHAEL, WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!"



Me: "..."



Telemarketer: "ARE YOU STILL THERE?"



Me: "My fart smells like Morgan Freeman."



Telemarketer: "..."



Me: "Oh my god."



*click*