Artist's rendering and transcript filed under "Hostile, Probably Not Extremely Dangerous But Someone Who Is Not Sid Should Probably Deal With It" by Intern Brittany!

Transcript of office communication, notes, & loud yelling provided by Intern Brittany!Sid.Sid, what is this?I recall you going after the owl, yes.According to the initial report, the farmer out that way said that it called every night, "The gods are gone, the gods have abandoned you, you cannot make new gods fast enough, all will fail and fall."Marla has a somewhat single-minded approach to unexplained phenomenon. Now, did the farmer have any kids?Not quite what I was getting at...I...what...no.EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT OWL BABIES. I was trying to figure out why there's a child's scribble of an owl in this file!I suspected as much, but hope springs eternal.In the future, please just include a note with a verbal description.The love between a farmer and an entirely hypothetical owl is not our business. Just file the...the thing. Please.