Summer’s guiltiest pleasure, Under the Dome, returned to TV last night, and it was as hammy as you remembered it being last year. So many things happened, including: an almost-lynching, a magnetized dome, a mysterious child appearing from the lake, and so many ghosts. Here’s a quick quiz for you:

Which was the Under the Dome season-two premiere’s most ridiculous moment?

Was it when Dodee appeared to Big Jim as a ghost and fingered her bullet hole?

Was it when the dome became magnetic for a short while and poor Officer Linda got caught between a car and its surface like a squashed refrigerator magnet? R.I.P.

Or was it when the episode’s writer, Stephen King, appeared in the local diner to ask for more coffee and then disappeared from the scene forever?