One of the most extraordinary things about Caroline Flack’s arrest for domestic violence was the complete lack of response from the general public. Where was the shrieking outrage and furious Twitch-mob? Where were the pages and pages of tabloid anger and people calling for the Love Island host to be executed live on television?

You’d have thought, given the fact that there were pictures of actual blood dripping down the door of Flack’s house in Islington the morning after she was arrested for attacking Lewis Burton, a model-slash-tennis player, we might have got a teeny bit more than raised eyebrows and a rap on the knuckles from ITV. But there was almost nothing, except a few people suggesting she was the one who’d been treated