A Miracle Whip ad is foreggs, you guys. And the girl in the ad is named Stacy, which is totally almost kind of an anagram for. And she hasfingernail polish, so Stacy is totes a witch. Also if you add, subtract, then multiply and divide the number of eggs that come in a carton you get to 666. Or something. Therefore Miracle Whip is a warning of the End Times. (That must be why I love its sugary Satan-y sweetness.) This is truly one of the more batshitious and therefore amusing clips from the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse.

Labels: crazy people, end times, religion, Satan