The Earth Angel Wind-Up Vibrator is typical of green, wholemeal, tree-hugger penitence. The "world’s first 100% eco-friendly wind-up sex toy" builds the punishment into the pleasure — you need to work for your thrills.

The vibrator is made from 100% recycled plastic and parts — a do-gooder’s dream — and requires you to do four minutes of furious cranking for every half hour of use. It does store your juice, though, so you can put in the wrist-power now and enjoy the fruits at your leisure.

You get four speeds and easy three button up-down-off control. For those of you for whom size still matters, the length is just 8.5” and the circumference 5.3” (a diameter of 1.7”).

We actually like the battery-saving design, although not because its eco-friendly. No, I like it because I now have one more task which I can thrust upon my subservient gimp. Chen’ll love it. $69 (of course).

Product page [Love Honey via Shiny Shiny]

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