RULES:

1. The burrito used for random sampling must be a super burrito — i.e. comes with guacamole, sour cream and cheese — with carnitas.

2. When given a choice of beans, they must be black beans.

3. Acceptable dad jokes include: exclaiming the burrito is "bigger than my torso!", bicep-curling the burrito(s), claiming you "got your cardio for the day," and putting the burrito near one's crotch to make a mildly funny penis joke.