Remember the good times of the Obama administration when days and even weeks would go by without a single terrifying headline undoing everything? Yeah, those days are gone. But even in this new, heightened, and horrifying world where this trashy reality show of an administration is delivering so many morally bankrupt scandals a day, that I thought nothing Trump could do at this point would surprise me.

There were a million moments that made 74 percent of the Americans who watched his press conference yesterday scream "what the fuck" at their screens. There was the moment when Trump assumed a black reporter could set him up with the Congressional Black Caucus because they were probably friends.

There was the moment when Trump blamed Michael Flynn's firing on the media for its "unfair" treatment of the former general, even though if that were true and Trump didn't think he did anything wrong, Trump could have just... y'know... not fired him. There was the moment when the man who peddled a made-up story about Barack Obama's birth certificate called the entire nation of Russia (and presumably his administration's confirmed ties to them) "fake news." But most importantly, and most shockingly was the moment after his Russia denial where he went on to try to warn America that a bad relationship with Russia could lead to dangerous things, but in the process found himself casually bragging about how great their nuclear holocaust would be if Russia and America had a nuclear war.

Let me just say that again.