The cat-eye makeup look is a classic look that adds drama to your look, bringing out your best facial features and also letting everyone know that you are a little cat that loves to show off your bare anus. So here are three cat-eye looks that say, “Meeeeeow, bitch! Look, this is my little cat butthole!”

Smokey

People around you will absolutely do a double-take when they catch a glimpse of your smokey cat-eye. To achieve this look, use a soft eyeliner pencil. Then, use a small brush to blend the harsh pencil line while maintaining the classic cat shape. Don’t forget mascara, and also don’t forget to answer any compliment about your bold liner by saying, “Watch as I walk away. You’ll see my teeny kitty bumhole! Meow!”

Glam

For a glam’d up look, swipe a gold glittery eyeshadow on the lid first, and then sweep a liquid liner against the lash line. What a baller move! The only thing you could do to top it is purr really loudly, rub your head against someone’s leg and prance away exposing your extremely tight asshole with a lil’ poop hanging off of it! Yes, you furry poopy bitch!

Long & Lean

You always have the option to keep it simple! While many decide to drama-up their cat-eye by pulling an attention-grabbing look, you can achieve just as stunning a look by doing the bare minimum. Simply draw a long line across your lashes and bring the tips of your winged liner out a little further than usual. This says “Raaawwwr I’m a little lion” as well as “Just you wait, I’ve got a tail but it does not hide my asshole! Take a look! It’s perfect, but also horrible! I am not ashamed of my tiny lil’ butthole!”

Try out one of these cat-eye styles to make sure everyone knows that you’re a freaky little cat with a butthole to show off! And just remember, a woman has no value if she’s not obsessed with showing the hole in her ass to the world!!