(23:18:54) ChatBot: (Commentator) logs into the Chat.

(23:18:56) Rockdale: Should I get my sister?

(23:18:58) (Commentator): SRAENTHSATH

(23:19:02) (Commentator): FACKEEEERF

(23:19:07) Spamman4587: Yes, Rock

(23:19:11) Lolzrfunni: He's a bit cranky

(23:19:12) Spamman4587: Get the good nurse!

(23:19:18) Lolzrfunni: I just took him out of stasis

(23:19:25) (Commentator): WHAT YEAR IS IT?

(23:19:25) Rockdale: okie dokie lokie

(23:19:27) sahdee: (Commentator) :hug:

(23:19:31) Spamman4587: 2015

(23:19:39) ChatBot: Rockdale is now known as (Nurse_Rock).

(23:19:42) Lolzrfunni tosses commentator a sandwhich

(23:19:43) (Nurse_Rock): Hru everyperi

(23:19:54) (Commentator): Oh! FCAR!

(23:19:59) (Commentator): Yes! I remember!

(23:20:07) Lolzrfunni kicks commentator

(23:20:10) Spamman4587: Hru Nurse Rock!

(23:20:14) sahdee kicks Lolz

(23:20:15) Lolzrfunni: COMMENTATE OR NO SANDWICH

(23:20:23) sahdee: Don't be mean to him!

(23:20:27) Lolzrfunni: don't worry sahdee

(23:20:29) Spamman4587: AY...

(23:20:36) Spamman4587: Be Nice to Commentator

(23:20:36) Lolzrfunni: he's a genetically modified clone of me

(23:20:44) Lolzrfunni: who's been lobotomised

(23:20:49) Spamman4587: Or ye get dis :banhammer:

(23:20:53) Lolzrfunni: his sole purpose is commentry

(23:20:54) sahdee: :O

(23:21:03) (Commentator): HE'S LYING

(23:21:08) (Commentator): I'M A CLONE OF CRUMPETS

(23:21:13) Spamman4587: (whispers) Ok, so Commentator is smarter than Lolz

(23:21:13) Lolzrfunni: shut it

(23:21:17) Spamman4587: (whispers) =P

(23:21:22) sahdee: :O

(23:21:39) Spamman4587: WHO CLONED THE MUFFI

(23:21:41) Lolzrfunni: COMMENTATOR YOU HAVE A RACE TO RUN

(23:21:44) sahdee: (whispers to Spamman4587) I bet more than one person thought that one :P

(23:21:48) (Commentator): Oh! Yes! FCAR!

(23:22:06) Spamman4587: This is gonna be good

(23:22:07) sahdee: Do you like tea Commentator?

(23:22:09) (Commentator): Well ladies and gentlemen, today we'll be visiting the utterly awful territory of Scunthorpe

(23:22:15) Lolzrfunni: :|

(23:22:24) Spamman4587: Scunthorpe?

(23:22:26) Lolzrfunni: Not Scunthorpe

(23:22:30) Lolzrfunni: New Cerulean

(23:22:31) sahdee: He's defective

(23:22:36) Spamman4587: Or do you mean Vermillion Union?

(23:22:40) (Nurse_Rock): (whispers)

(23:22:51) (Nurse_Rock): Been a long time since I got to do that :)

(23:22:52) Lolzrfunni: Goddammit spam it's Viridian Union

(23:23:02) sahdee: Nurse Rock is sending me pony butts again

(23:23:16) sahdee: That has to be against the rules

(23:23:18) Spamman4587: He must be running races under the table in another universe

(23:23:19) (Commentator): OI!

(23:23:24) (Commentator): SHUT IT

(23:23:28) (Commentator): I'M THE COMMENTATOR HERE

(23:24:24) (Commentator): Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the next leg of the FCAR Trans-Chroma Superprix. Today, We'll be totally abandoning the original map and racing in Novum Persarum

(23:24:33) sahdee: YAY!

(23:24:34) (Commentator): Mainly to finally get this thing over

(23:24:44) Lolzrfunni: about bloomin' time

(23:24:59) Lolzrfunni: we can't open New Periopolis until we finish this thing

(23:25:14) (Commentator): shut it

(23:25:20) Lolzrfunni: don't tell me to shut it!

(23:25:27) Lolzrfunni: or no Sandwich

(23:25:31) (Commentator): :c

(23:25:53) sahdee hands Commentator a sandwich

(23:25:57) sahdee glares at Lolz

(23:25:58) (Commentator): Anyway, onto the starting grid for this race!

(23:26:06) (Commentator) throws away the sandwich

(23:26:23) sahdee smacks Commentator with a tentacle

(23:26:27) Lolzrfunni: He really is defective

(23:26:30) Lolzrfunni: HEY!

(23:26:34) Lolzrfunni: DON'T ABUSE MY COMMENTATOR

(23:27:07) (Commentator): ummm

(23:27:09) Spamman4587: LOLZ...SHADDAP...LET THE MAN CONCENTRATE ON COMMENTATES

(23:27:20) (Commentator): Righto

(23:27:23) (Commentator): the grid!

(23:27:51) sahdee: (whispers to (Aberrant)) Come on, join in.

(23:28:00) (Commentator): Starting on pole position is the one bloke who signed up for FCAR and then never showed up to Chroma since then. It's the Rallycross Fighter!

(23:28:09) (Commentator): No one cares about his username since he's an insignificant orangered

(23:28:14) (Commentator): bloody plebs

(23:28:20) Lolzrfunni: he's a good lad :3

(23:28:23) (Nurse_Rock): sahdee There is nothing in the FCAR rules against showing off pony butts

(23:28:26) (Commentator): Anyway

(23:28:35) Lolzrfunni: Can confirm

(23:28:40) Lolzrfunni: FCAR has no pony butt regulations

(23:28:58) Lolzrfunni: mainly because that's not really associated with motor racing

(23:29:06) (Aberrant): Do the (/shake) emotes count as NSFW embeds?

(23:29:37) Spamman4587: nope...I can't see ponymotes

(23:30:06) (Commentator): OI!

(23:30:16) Spamman4587: Yes schnookums?

(23:30:17) ChatBot: DBCrumpets logs into the Chat.

(23:30:20) DBCrumpets: hru

(23:30:22) (Commentator): Starting on the second position is Polygon and his hoverboard!

(23:30:27) Spamman4587: Hru Crumpets!

(23:30:42) sahdee:

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(23:30:45) Spamman4587: I slept for 11 hours! AND IT'S FCAR TIME!!!!!

(23:30:47) (Commentator): The cheeky young lad has been using somewhat unorthodox tactics to good effect during the trans-Chroma SuperPrix. Will it pay off in the end?

(23:30:49) sahdee: hru Muff-Muff

(23:31:02) (Nurse_Rock):

(23:31:11) (Commentator): Next is Tele, who has briefly hopped out of his portal to race today!

(23:31:18) (Commentator): And then there's Nurse Rock in 4th.

(23:31:22) Spamman4587: TELE PLS

(23:31:27) sahdee: Nurse Rock is sending me wiggling pony butts now

(23:31:42) (Commentator): Her aggressive style seems to be getting good results! Let's see if she can keep it up.

(23:31:44) (Aberrant): [](/vsshake)

(23:31:54) (Nurse_Rock): I sent that to everyone. Not just you. You're not special Sahdee.

(23:31:55) sahdee: I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to FCAR later

(23:32:01) (Aberrant):

(23:32:04) sahdee: Good point :P

(23:32:10) Spamman4587: >.>

(23:32:10) Lolzrfunni: Tele once went to see a dodgy, FCAR rip-off event hosted by Mesh.... AND HE NEVER CAME BACK :cry:

(23:32:13) Spamman4587: <.<

(23:32:16) Spamman4587: I didn't get one

(23:32:18) (Aberrant): (whispers)

(23:32:36) (Commentator): it's true! FCAR rip-offs are dangerous events full of dodgy people

(23:32:38) (Commentator): like chavs

(23:32:40) (Commentator): and druggies

(23:32:47) DBCrumpets: sahdee, if life has taught me anything it's that you should put some Ricin in the letter

(23:32:57) (Commentator): moving swiftly on...

(23:32:59) Spamman4587: lol

(23:33:14) Spamman4587: WOOOO FCAR

(23:33:17) (Commentator): The power of pure heresy has given Allstarr's Muffin Mobile a good starting position in 5th place!

(23:33:31) sahdee: Yay!

(23:33:40) (Nurse_Rock): Pony butts add flavor to FCAR. They're as important as the alcohol that allows people to tolerate this.

(23:33:56) Spamman4587 guzzles moonshine

(23:33:56) (Commentator): the royal theme runs strong with Luuk's Queen's Gory Glory and Sahdee's Pictograph Story!

(23:34:00) Spamman4587: what alcohol?

(23:34:09) (Commentator): Following them is TJ's Orange Juicer and Elimi's GMP-Mobile

(23:34:19) (Commentator): They've both been putting in pretty good performances recently

(23:34:38) (Commentator): but, as the SuperPrix draws to a close, they'll need to step it up if they want to win!

(23:34:46) Spamman4587: Commentator's mom has good performance in bed

(23:34:51) Spamman4587: =P

(23:34:56) sahdee: :y:

(23:35:00) (Commentator): THAT'S MEAN

(23:35:07) (Commentator): I REFUSE TO WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS

(23:35:10) (Commentator): I'M ON STRIKE

(23:35:12) sahdee: You should sleep this long more often Spam

(23:35:13) Lolzrfunni: O.o

(23:35:15) Lolzrfunni: Spam!

(23:35:18) Lolzrfunni: You broke him!

(23:35:22) Spamman4587 tosses sandwich

(23:35:59) (Nurse_Rock): (whispers) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​3x89ZqH59D0

(23:36:03) DBCrumpets: Lolz don't hire French commentators

(23:36:07) DBCrumpets: you know better

(23:36:13) Spamman4587 glares at Commentator...and slowly reaches for the banhammer

(23:36:21) sahdee: He's your clone Crumpy

(23:36:25) Spamman4587: Get back to work

(23:36:31) DBCrumpets: I don't ever go on strike

(23:36:36) DBCrumpets: that's too peaceful

(23:36:38) (Aberrant):

(23:36:38) (Commentator): I'M BEING ABUSED LEFT, RIGHT AND CENTRE!

(23:36:45) (Commentator): CRUMPETS CALLED ME FRENCH!

(23:36:51) Lolzrfunni: commentator

(23:36:52) DBCrumpets: You clearly are you froggy bastard

(23:36:56) Lolzrfunni: I'll give you two sandwiches

(23:37:04) Lolzrfunni: and a can of Stella if you go back to work

(23:37:14) (Commentator): STRIKE'S OVER!

(23:37:16) DBCrumpets: and a Baguette just for you

(23:37:22) (Commentator): Anyway

(23:37:36) Spamman4587: You're gonna give him a can of wife beater?

(23:37:37) (Aberrant):

(23:37:39) DBCrumpets: I'm just saying sahdee

(23:37:45) (Commentator): Starting in 10th and 11th are Cdos and Skele respectively

(23:37:52) Lolzrfunni: nah Spam

(23:37:54) Lolzrfunni: it's acan of Chav

(23:38:01) Spamman4587: Ick

(23:38:07) (Commentator): I'm well chavvy bruv

(23:38:12) sahdee starts writing letter

(23:38:15) Lolzrfunni: he really is a clone of crumpets

(23:38:18) (Nurse_Rock):

(23:38:27) (Commentator): yi boi me names crump the cunt

(23:38:31) Lolzrfunni: OI

(23:38:36) Lolzrfunni: GET BACK TO COMMENTATING

(23:38:37) (Aberrant): Don't make me post (/kitty)

(23:39:02) (Commentator): Next is Tow, The Yeti Mobile, and Naughty in the Prime Directive

(23:39:23) (Commentator): followed by Rebound in Beard on Wheels, Redis, Fro, and Geeker in the Tea Trolley

(23:39:27) Lolzrfunni: Go Geeker!

(23:39:34) sahdee: ^

(23:39:45) sahdee: Her trolley is so cute

(23:39:48) Spamman4587: GEEEKERS!!!! FROOOOOOOO!!! GO GO GO

(23:39:56) (Commentator): Agent Steelhooves in the PBI Party Van edges out Lolzi in the Fatmobile for 21st

(23:40:10) (Commentator): then there's CTR, the Horsey, Remnance, and Moosey topping out the grid.

(23:40:14) sahdee: Yay!

(23:40:15) (Nurse_Rock): Screw you people I'm pulling for me myself and I

(23:40:29) sahdee: What a surprise

(23:40:30) Lolzrfunni: Is there anyone who doesn't like the horsey?

(23:40:37) DBCrumpets: me

(23:40:45) (Aberrant): Did I miss the dustbuggy?

(23:40:46) (Commentator): and of course, there's a newcomer!

(23:40:47) sahdee: He's blue and he has a mask

(23:40:48) (Aberrant): Lemme ctrlf

(23:40:58) (Commentator): it's Abe and the Dustbuggy, starting from the Pit lane

(23:41:07) sahdee: :hyper:

(23:41:07) (Commentator): or should I say Dust?

(23:41:10) (Commentator): this is confusing

(23:41:13) (Commentator): you're confusing

(23:41:16) (Aberrant): Either works

(23:41:21) (Aberrant): I prefer Dust though

(23:41:22) (Commentator): something something heresy something something u wot m8

(23:41:24) Spamman4587: :carlton:

(23:41:32) sahdee: (Commentator) Your face is confusing

(23:41:33) DBCrumpets: my god it is me

(23:41:34) Lolzrfunni hits (Commentator) with hammer

(23:41:43) Lolzrfunni: Good old Percussive Maintenance

(23:41:52) Spamman4587: Crumpets...let me test something with the Commentator

(23:42:13) (Commentator): Hereuwotm8

(23:42:22) DBCrumpets: he's a little broken

(23:42:29) Spamman4587: wow

(23:42:32) DBCrumpets: too much exposure to lolz

(23:42:37) (Commentator): hereuwotm8

(23:42:42) Lolzrfunni: that's the lobotomy for you

(23:42:48) Lolzrfunni: actually I think he's arobot

(23:42:49) (Nurse_Rock): And just for the record a disciplinary committee had a hearing and cleared me of any wrongdoing in that little incident. So there.

(23:42:59) sahdee: Crumpetsrfunni?

(23:43:01) (Aberrant) baps Commentator

(23:43:08) DBCrumpets: god no sahdee pls

(23:43:11) (Commentator): bzzzzt

(23:43:18) DBCrumpets: some things weren't made for the eyes or mortal men

(23:43:22) sahdee: We need Steve to think of a name

(23:43:29) (Aberrant) shoves Commentator's lobotomised brains back into his head

(23:43:31) (Commentator): The Drivers are on the grid

(23:43:32) (Aberrant): Better?

(23:43:38) (Commentator): Crumpets is shouting stupid things

(23:43:38) (Aberrant): Beter.

(23:43:43) (Commentator): Sahdee is a pleb

(23:43:44) (Aberrant): better*

(23:43:46) (Commentator): we're ready to go!

(23:44:00) sahdee: Get ready for another lawsuit Lolz

(23:44:05) (Commentator): The lights are on! And now they're off! It's Go, Go, Go!

(23:44:10) (Nurse_Rock) vroom vrooms

(23:44:25) DBCrumpets calls lawyer

(23:44:36) DBCrumpets organizes Crumpet Clan protest in another territory

(23:44:39) (Commentator): AND IT'S AN AMAZING START FROM THE YETI MOBILE! HE'S SURGIN FORWARDS AT AN AMAZING PACE!

(23:44:45) DBCrumpets: what territory is this even in?

(23:44:49) (Commentator): NURSE ROCK IS ALREADY RAMMING PEOPLE!

(23:45:04) (Commentator): AMAZING STUFF!

(23:45:04) (Aberrant): With an ambulance?

(23:45:05) (Nurse_Rock): You're Light Damned Right.

(23:45:09) (Aberrant): Cripes.

(23:45:23) (Commentator): CDOS, LOLZ, AND MOOSEY ARE ALSO ON A ROLL!

(23:45:25) Spamman4587: Novum, Crumpets

(23:45:30) (Nurse_Rock): This job can be very stressful.

(23:45:31) (Aberrant): :c

(23:45:37) (Commentator): the PBI Party Van is dropping back!

(23:45:48) DBCrumpets organizes protests in New Periopolis

(23:45:53) Spamman4587: GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

(23:45:58) (Commentator): and Poly has had an awful start! He forgot to grab onto a car!

(23:46:05) DBCrumpets: kek

(23:46:06) (Commentator): in desperation he pulls the Fromobile!

(23:46:08) sahdee:

(23:46:19) DBCrumpets: so you do drink tea sahdee

(23:46:22) (Commentator): And Dusty is out of the pit lane!

(23:46:28) DBCrumpets: I can read

(23:46:33) (Commentator): Will the Dustbuggy give a good performance today?

(23:46:34) (Aberrant): what an achievement

(23:46:36) (Commentator): let's see!

(23:46:38) sahdee: It's pleb tea

(23:46:57) DBCrumpets: so you admit to drinking tea and being a pleb? Fair enough

(23:47:00) (Commentator): Luu and Sahdee are having a bit of a scrap here!

(23:47:01) (Aberrant): (whispers) Should I inform commentator that the DB can turn invisible?

(23:47:10) sahdee: (whispers to (Aberrant)) yup

(23:47:13) (Commentator): Sahdee's gotten past!

(23:47:21) sahdee: YES!

(23:47:22) (Commentator): But Luu dives for the inside on the corner!

(23:47:28) Spamman4587: CUE THE GRIPENS

(23:47:39) (Commentator): Luu has launched his Gripens

(23:47:41) (Commentator): but oh no!

(23:47:44) (Commentator): They're shit!

(23:47:45) sahdee throws tea in Luuk's face

(23:47:49) (Commentator): and they've crashed already

(23:48:07) (Commentator): what a shame.

(23:48:23) DBCrumpets: wow that's rude :P

(23:48:25) (Commentator): but back to the race!

(23:48:38) Spamman4587: lol

(23:48:54) (Commentator): CTR is now up to 15th! He's doing an amazing job!

(23:49:11) sahdee: I like to imagine that the Commentator is just Lolz with a fake mustache

(23:49:14) (Commentator): As is Dusty, who's now passing Agent Steelhooves in the party van for position 19

(23:49:54) Spamman4587: GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

(23:49:59) (Commentator): a surprise star of today is turning out to be the yeti mobile!

(23:50:20) (Commentator): he's now up to 10th and fighting with Doss for postion

(23:50:44) (Aberrant): pls

(23:50:47) (Commentator): Luu's dropping well back now, it looks like his car is struggling!

(23:50:55) (Commentator): And so is TJ!

(23:50:57) Spamman4587: I can't believe an Orangered got the Pole...I mean...nevermind...I can believe it... they like to get fucked HARD

(23:51:01) (Commentator): Dusty is now into 15th

(23:51:07) (Aberrant): ayy

(23:51:15) (Commentator): an amazing first race for the Dustbuggy!

(23:51:23) (Commentator): Or maybe everyone else just sucks :shrug:

(23:51:37) (Commentator): :O Luu's car has broken down!

(23:51:43) DBCrumpets: inconvenient

(23:51:49) (Commentator): hang on.... is that a radar instead of a radiator?

(23:51:57) DBCrumpets: o.O

(23:51:59) (Commentator): ...and that must mean...

(23:52:13) (Commentator): His Gripens had bloody car radiators in their noses :lol:

(23:52:16) sahdee: This better not be about gripens

(23:52:30) sahdee: Never mind

(23:52:45) Lolzrfunni: :3

(23:52:57) (Commentator): But no-one cares about them anyway

(23:53:11) (Commentator): because Sahdee is now into 4th! And Cdos is hot on her trail!

(23:53:14) DBCrumpets: inb4 this isn't even a real race and lolz just wants to shit on luuk's gripens :P

(23:53:24) (Commentator): Behind them are CTR, Geeker and Rebound!

(23:53:31) sahdee: :hyper:

(23:53:35) Lolzrfunni: well the PAF's gripens are better

(23:53:37) Lolzrfunni: just saying

(23:54:21) (Commentator): The horsey is making a few gains in this race! He's past Skele and the foundering Nurse Rock!

(23:54:24) DBCrumpets: Navy Planes>Other Planes

(23:54:30) (Nurse_Rock): Get on with it!

(23:54:38) (Aberrant): Artillery>all

(23:54:39) sahdee: No one cares about planes!

(23:54:45) (Commentator): As the Yeti Mobile, in a surprise turn of events, is now in the lead!

(23:54:48) sahdee: And what Who said

(23:54:54) (Nurse_Rock): We care about race cars

(23:54:55) Lolzrfunni: planes bomb artillery

(23:55:05) DBCrumpets: we've got artillery on the boats luckily

(23:55:07) (Aberrant): Artillery shoots down planes

(23:55:10) DBCrumpets: so it's just better artillery

(23:55:13) (Commentator): STOP ARGUING

(23:55:18) DBCrumpets: MAKE US

(23:55:22) sahdee: THEN GET ON WITH IT

(23:55:28) Lolzrfunni: planes jam artillery radar and make it useless

(23:55:32) (Commentator): SHUT IT

(23:55:34) (Commentator): THE LOT OF YOU

(23:55:43) (Aberrant): Spotters m9

(23:55:58) (Commentator): shhhhhhh

(23:55:59) (Nurse_Rock): Meanwhile I'll just stitch all of you back together

(23:55:59) (Commentator): calm

(23:56:11) (Commentator): and back to the important bits!

(23:56:28) (Commentator): after an amazing performance Dusty is now in 8th place!

(23:56:30) (Nurse_Rock): like me mounting a comeback

(23:56:37) (Nurse_Rock): where are we racing anyways?

(23:56:47) (Commentator): but last time's winner is languishing in 13th

(23:56:53) ChatBot: yourmindin3D logs into the Chat.

(23:57:07) (Aberrant): ayyy

(23:57:09) (Commentator): Allstarr's heresy is running low! he's down to 20th!

(23:57:11) yourmindin3D: uhhhhhhhhhh these new boots feel maze balls

(23:57:14) Lolzrfunni: Hruuu yoyo

(23:58:01) (Commentator): Cdos, Sahdee and CTR are now bunched up close together!

(23:58:09) (Commentator): Hot on their heels are Geeker, Rebound and Redis

(23:58:22) (Commentator): as Moosey, Lolz and Rem struggle to catch up

(23:58:37) (Commentator): Sahdee is under threat! Cdos has the inside line!

(23:58:56) (Commentator): and CTR is on the outside! Will she hold on?

(23:59:08) sahdee: :hyper:

(23:59:13) (Commentator): CDOS GETS THROUGH! BUT CTR IS BLOCKED OFF!

(23:59:18) sahdee: DAMN IT

(23:59:20) (Commentator): AND NOW GEEKER IS INTO THE MIX!

(23:59:25) Spamman4587: Hru 3D

(23:59:26) (Commentator): SHE'S THROWING KITTIES AT CTR

(23:59:34) (Commentator): AS SAHDEE CHUCKS PENS AT CDOS

(23:59:43) Lolzrfunni: WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP THROWING SHIT

(23:59:49) Lolzrfunni throws teapots

(23:59:50) sahdee: Because it works?

(00:00:02) yourmindin3D: lol xp

(00:00:07) (Commentator): REdis is making a move on rebound!

(00:00:21) (Commentator): Dusty is slipsteaming Redis!

(00:00:36) (Aberrant): c:

(00:00:38) (Commentator): Rebound blocks Redis! Dusty gets past them both!

(00:00:44) (Aberrant): :D

(00:00:49) sahdee: Go Dust!

(00:00:54) (Commentator): and Sahdee is trying to catch Cdos!

(00:01:09) (Commentator): Geeker is throwing Kitties at the Dustbuggy!

(00:01:10) sahdee: I think he's drunk >_>

(00:01:13) (Commentator): 'Ang on!

(00:01:22) (Nurse_Rock): sahdee I know I am!

(00:01:28) (Commentator): THE DUSTBUGGY HAS DISSAPREAED! AS HAS MY SPELLING KNOWLEDGE!

(00:01:38) (Aberrant): o.o

(00:01:55) (Aberrant): Those were quite the cats

(00:01:59) sahdee: :O

(00:02:02) (Commentator): and now all the cars have... stopped?

(00:02:12) Lolzrfunni: allow me to explain

(00:02:36) Lolzrfunni: I pressed the wrong button on me clock

(00:02:39) Lolzrfunni: now time's stopped

(00:02:42) (Commentator): :|

(00:02:47) (Commentator): you're stupid

(00:03:06) Spamman4587: :O

(00:03:09) Spamman4587: :D

(00:03:19) Spamman4587: :carlton:

(00:03:31) sahdee: So why have the cars stopped?

(00:03:41) Lolzrfunni clicks clock again

(00:03:51) (Aberrant): Well...

(00:03:52) (Commentator): AND TIME HAS RESTARTED!

(00:03:54) (Commentator): BACK TOT HE RACE!

(00:03:56) (Aberrant): How are yo--

(00:04:00) (Commentator): HANG ON!

(00:04:13) (Nurse_Rock): Jokes on y'all I was wearing my anti-time underwear.

(00:04:16) (Commentator): THE DUSTBUGGY HAS REAPPEARED! BUT IN FRONT OF GEEKER!

(00:04:18) sahdee: WHY IS MANIPULATING TIME ALLOWED IN A RACE?

(00:04:24) (Aberrant): :D

(00:04:39) (Commentator): Geeker is now throwing cheese!

(00:04:43) (Nurse_Rock): No wait... These are my Anti-searhinoceros underwear... Damn.

(00:04:47) Lolzrfunni: :O she's bringing out the big guns

(00:04:56) (Commentator): WHAT'S EVEN ON THAT TROLLEY?

(00:05:05) (Commentator): THERE'S AT LEAST 50 KITTIES

(00:05:05) sahdee throws kebabs at Cdos

(00:05:10) (Commentator): TWO FULL POTS OF HERBAL TEA

(00:05:15) sahdee: Do you think that'll work?

(00:05:18) (Commentator): 5 PLATES OF CAKES

(00:05:20) (Commentator): AND TWO ROLLS OF CHEESE

(00:05:31) sahdee: AND A MESH!

(00:05:45) (Commentator): BUT BACK TO THE RACE!

(00:05:52) (Commentator): WHO IS BEHIND SAHDEE! AMAZING!

(00:06:02) (Aberrant): Hi

(00:06:16) (Commentator): HAVING SLIPPED PAST CTR, DUST IS NOW CHALLENGING FOR 4TH!

(00:06:38) (Commentator): IT'S ALL HAPPENING AS THE RACE NEARS IT'S CONCLUSION!

(00:06:42) sahdee: :hyper:

(00:06:52) Spamman4587: :hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:

(00:06:56) (Commentator): CTR MAKES A DASH FOR THE INSIDE!

(00:06:57) Spamman4587: GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

(00:07:11) (Commentator): ABE AND SAHDEE ARE TWO-ABREAST! CTR OVERCOOKS IT AND GOES WIDE!

(00:07:15) DBCrumpets: inb4 everyone crashes

(00:07:25) sahdee: We've already done that once

(00:07:27) (Commentator): [YOU DON'T GET THIS ACTION ON DODGY FCAR RIP-OFFS]

(00:07:42) (Aberrant): :hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:

(00:07:57) Spamman4587: GO FIGHT WIN!

(00:08:17) DBCrumpets: ^unless you're Gandhi

(00:08:27) (Aberrant): And then you just nuke

(00:08:33) (Commentator): ABE IS PAST SAHDEE! THE DUSTBUGGY NOW CHALLENGING KEBABDOSS FOR 3RD!

(00:08:33) DBCrumpets: naturally

(00:08:39) (Commentator): AND THERE GOES MY GRAMMAR

(00:08:48) sahdee: Aww

(00:09:01) Spamman4587: GO SAHDEE!!! USE THE DRAG!!!

(00:09:02) DBCrumpets: sahdee quick, use your tentacles to latch on

(00:09:09) (Commentator): Geeker's going for the cheeky pass on the inside past CTR!

(00:09:13) (Commentator): Will she succeed?

(00:09:15) (Aberrant): :hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:

(00:09:19) Spamman4587: PUSH ABE FORWARD AND ROLL PAST DOSSY

(00:09:25) (Commentator): No! CTR shuts her out!

(00:09:27) (PunkRammy): GO TEAM

(00:09:39) (Commentator): Dossy is now throwing haggis at Abe!

(00:09:52) (Commentator): Sahdee throws lizards at them both!

(00:10:01) Spamman4587: I love that picture more than you know

(00:10:02) (Commentator): CTR throws CTR-Thingies at Geeker!

(00:10:14) (Commentator): GEEKER THROWS CAKES AT EVERYONE!

(00:10:18) (Commentator): WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?

(00:10:28) (Commentator): AS THE YETI MOBILE FINISHES IN 1ST!

(00:10:32) DBCrumpets: are they even racing or just having a food fight?

(00:10:33) sahdee throws a lizard at the commentator

(00:10:41) (Commentator): ABE IS NOW PASSING DOSS!

(00:10:46) DBCrumpets: a ceiling lizard no less

(00:10:49) (Commentator): SAHDEE TRIES TO MAKE IT TOO!

(00:10:53) (Aberrant): :o

(00:11:01) sahdee: I don't like the word "tries"

(00:11:10) (Commentator): BUT SHE FAILS!

(00:11:17) (Aberrant): :(

(00:11:21) Spamman4587: RIGGED!

(00:11:21) (Commentator): ABE IS PAST THE LINE! A BRILLIANT 2ND PLACE!

(00:11:27) (Aberrant): YEE

(00:11:31) (Commentator): THEN IT'S DOSS, SAHDEE AND CTR!

(00:11:33) Spamman4587: YISSSSS

(00:11:33) (Aberrant): :carlton::carlton::carlton::carlton::carlton:

(00:11:36) sahdee: It's okay Who, I did win one part of this race.

(00:11:40) sahdee: YAY!

(00:11:47) Spamman4587: :carlton::carlton::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay::yay:

(00:11:48) sahdee: Congrats!

(00:12:03) ChatBot: (PunkRammy) has been logged out (Timeout).

(00:12:10) (Aberrant) squeezes Sah

(00:12:11) Spamman4587: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(00:12:20) DBCrumpets: you guys killed punk with your happiness

(00:12:26) DBCrumpets: :(

(00:12:37) sahdee: FCAR always skimps out on the prize too

(00:12:49) ChatBot: (PunkRammy) logs into the Chat.

(00:12:51) ChatBot: (Commentator) has been logged out (Timeout).

(00:12:58) sahdee: heh

(00:12:58) (PunkRammy): y spam

(00:13:01) Spamman4587: Wb

(00:13:03) (Nurse_Rock): Why can't I hold all this rigging?

(00:13:16) ChatBot: (PunkRammy) logs out of the Chat.

(00:13:31) ChatBot: Lolzrfunni has been logged out (Timeout).

(00:13:36) sahdee: bruu

(00:13:50) Spamman4587: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(00:14:02) sahdee: Rammy = Lolz = Commentator

(00:14:09) sahdee: Someone update the tinfoil

(00:14:24) Spamman4587: NO...BAD TINFOIL

(00:14:41) ChatBot: (Commentator) logs into the Chat.

(00:14:45) DBCrumpets: we can tinfoil when Lolz isn't here

(00:14:52) (Commentator): that was an awful time for my internet to die >.>

(00:14:53) DBCrumpets: hru punk

(00:14:57) (Commentator): ummm

(00:15:03) (Commentator): errr

(00:15:09) (Commentator): yep. the race finished.

(00:15:18) (Commentator): Aaand I lost the chatlog.

(00:15:21) (Commentator): So....

(00:15:23) DBCrumpets: did everybody else die?

(00:15:26) DBCrumpets: :D

(00:15:34) ChatBot: Lolzrfunni logs into the Chat.

(00:15:37) (Commentator): no, you twit

(00:15:40) (Aberrant): I was in 2nd, I remember that much

(00:15:42) Lolzrfunni: :|

(00:15:45) DBCrumpets: I'm hearing death

(00:15:47) (Aberrant): Sahdee was 4th

(00:15:50) (Commentator) sighs

(00:15:55) DBCrumpets: mass death across the board

(00:15:56) (Commentator): don't worry!

(00:16:06) DBCrumpets: a veritable blood bath

(00:16:08) (Aberrant): I could put it in a pastebin for you

(00:16:14) sahdee: Yum

(00:16:21) (Commentator): ./u/sasquatch606 with Yeti Mobile

/u/AberrantWhovian with The Dustbuggy

/u/cdos93 with bro do you even MS Paint? (BDYEMSP)

/u/Sahdee with A Pictograph Story

/u/CTR0 with Found It In The Back

/u/geekerjoy1 with The Tea Trolley

/u/l2el3ound with Beard on Wheels

/u/redis213 with Representor Reptillian

/u/InfamousUnicorn with Arrow of Freedom

/u/Lolzrfunni with The Fatmobile

/u/Remnance627 with "Faster Than The Flash, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Speedy Gonzales Put Together-Mobile"

/u/I_Am_Telekinetic with Team Tele

/u/JustMildlyAwesome with Rallycross Fighter

/u/Eliminioa with GMP-Mobile

/u/toworn with Tow Truck

/u/Dragonsword with Out Of place Horse

/u/Szkieletor with The Spookymobile

Nurse Rock with The Redheart

/u/Zwoosh, with "vroom"

/u/TheAllStarrBand with Muffin mobile

/u/FroDude258 with Fromobile

/u/OneSidedPolygon with Back to the Winkle

/u/Luukilo with Queens Gory Glory

/u/JJJHeimer_Schmidt with Orange Juicer

/u/Agent_STEELHOOVES with The PBI Party Van (#1)

(00:16:22) sahdee: He has the rolls

(00:16:24) (Commentator): TAHDAAAA

(00:16:26) DBCrumpets: sahdee knows what's up

(00:16:46) Lolzrfunni tosses Commentator two sandwiches and a can of Stella

(00:16:55) Lolzrfunni: NOW FACKORFF

(00:17:03) (Commentator): Byeeeee