Look, nobody sticks "the Pure" on the end of their name unless they like to get down and dirty, and Dirty Eric "Eadric the Pure" is no exception. At the end of a long day, Dirty Eric likes to have Master Swordsmith oil his Coghammer while Goldshire Footman gets his Argent Lance "Ready for action."

Lance Carrier enlarges Eric's Emperor Cobra, but before Eric goes face with it, his Boneguard Lieutenant is careful to remind him to use Hand of Protection on The Beast. After all, he wouldn't want to get any Acidic Swamp Ooze on his Sword of Justice!

At this point, Eric's North Sea Kraken is hungry to take down a Salty Dog, but that is just the appetizer for this Master Jouster. For the climax of the evening, Dirty Eric uses Gormok the Impaler on one of his Booty Bay Bodyguards.

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