Super Official Guide to Russian In Insmother

Written by Keldor Ralen, translated by Ghorka, HTML by Phil Miller

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“Hey, говноёбы!



As you know, when living in a place where 85% of the residents either don't speak english or speak it like Terry Schiavo, communication can be hard. It's not their fault! The blame rests solely on our shoulders as DUMB IGNORANT AMERICANS/EUROPEANS/CANADIANS/ANZACS/NICARAGUANS. Plus, the different alphabet doesn't help. But you've gotta convey your love for gaping anus porn somehow, right?



So, since Ghorka is Russian, and I'm really good with Zangief in Street Fighter II Turbo, we decided to join forces to bring you a Super Official Guide to Russian In Insmother. It's a continual work in progress, so if you have any suggestions for handy phrases to translate, evemail one of us or post them here. We will keep this thread updated with the current list, and make sure you never insult the legitimacy of anyone's family line ever again!



продолжайте песни, пляски!

(rough translation: PARTY ON DUDES)



Here's the list, and I'll be sure this gets out on alliance mail as well. Mixing and matching works fairly well, and use lots of smiley faces. As far as I can tell, a player's satisfaction with something is rated depending on how many ))))s are used.”

- Keldor Ralen

Sections

1. Greetings/Goodbyes

2. Generic (But Important) Phrases

3. Ratting/Mining/Sheepfucking Inquiries

4. Defusing International Incidents

5. Eve-Specific Statements

6. Shitting Dicknipples and Other Niceties





English Russian Transliterated. I hate you all. Hi Привет Privet ‘Sup (dudes?) / HAY (GUYZ) Превед (кросавчеги) Preved krosavchegi Greetings, friend. / Greetings, my friends. Приветствую, друг. / Приветствую, мои друзья. Privetstvuju, drug. / Privetstvuju druzja. We're happy friends from Syndicate. Мы Веселые ребята из Синдиката. My vesiolye rebiata iz Sindikata. I am a stupid American tourist. Я глупый американский турист. Ja glupyj amerikanskij turist. How are you? Как дела? Kak dela? Goodbye! До свиданья! Do svidanja! See ya! Пока! Poka! Good luck! Удачи! Udachi! Be careful! (singular) Будь осторожен Bud’ ostorozhen! Be careful! (plural) Будьте осторожны Bud’te ostorozhny!

Generic (But Important) Phrases

English Russian Transliterated. I hate you all. Yes / no да / нет Da/net Thank you! Спасибо! Spasibo! You're welcome Пожалуйста Pozhaluista. No problem Без проблем Bez problem. Me too И я / я тоже I ja/ja tozhe. Don't worry Не беспокойся Ne bespokojsia. Just passing through Всего лишь пролетаю мимо Vsego lish proletaju mimo Help Помогите! Pomogite!

Ratting/Mining/Sheepfucking Inquiries

English Russian Transliterated. I hate you all. Is it alright if I hunt (rats) here? Можно я тут поохочусь на крыс? Mozhno ja tut poohozhus’ na krys? Can I mine here? Можно я тут покопаю руду? Mozhno ja tut pokopaju rudu? Is it acceptable that I am here? Могу ли я тут находиться? Mogu li ja tut nahodit’sia? I'm a filthy sheep fucker Я грязный овцееб Ja griaznyj ovceeb. Can i fuck a sheep or two here? Можно я тут выебу овцу или две? Mozhno ja tut vyebu ovcu ili dve?

Defusing International Incidents

English Russian Transliterated. I hate you. I'm sorry / Forgive me Прости Prosti. I don't undestand you я тебя не понимаю Ja tebia ne ponimaju. Repeat that in english, if you can Повтори пожалуйста на английском, если можешь Povtori pozhalujsta na anglijskom, esli mozhesh’. Do you want me to leave? Мне уйти? Mne ujti? Do not worry, friend, I will leave Не беспокойся, амиго. Ухожу Ne bespokojsia, amigo. Uhozhu. Please do not be angry with me! Не злись на меня! Ne zlis’ na menia. Please excuse me, I don't speak Russian Извините, я не знаю русского языка Izvinite, ja ne znaju russkogo jazyka. Please answer in yes or no, I don't speak Russian пожалуйста отвечай только "да" и "нет", я не знаю русского языка. Pozhalujsta otvechaj tol’ko “da” ili “net”, ja ne znaju russkogo jazyka. I know only these few words in Russian Я на русском знаю только эти несколько фраз Ja na russkom znaju tolko eti neskolko fraz. I don't understand, I am going to try to use altavista's babelfish utility to translate. I apologize if it doesn't work well. Я тебя не понимаю, но сейчас попробую перевести тебя Babelfish'ем. Извини, если что переведет не так. Ja tebia ne ponimaju, no seichas poprobuju perevesti tebia Babelfish’em. Izvini, esli chto perevedet ne tak.

Eve-Specific Statements

English Russian Transliterated. I hate you. Enemies in system. Враги в системе. Vragi v sisteme. Enemy gang roaming around nearby. Враги летают в окрестностях. Vragi letajut v okrestnostiah. Hostile gang (number) jumps out, in (system), (number) ships Вражеский ганг в (number) прыжках от нас, в системе (system), (number) кораблей. Vrazheskij gang v (number) pryzhkah ot nas, v sisteme (system), (number) korablej. Rats in belt (number) Крысы в поясе (number) Krysy v pojase (number) Jump through the gate. Прыгайте через ворота. Prygajte cherez vorota. Invite me to gang Заинвайтьте меня Zainvajte menia. Warp to me at (number) Ворпайтесь ко мне, на расстоянии (number) километров Warp’ajtes’ ko mne, na rasstojanii (number) kilometrov Hold positions, the enemy shall not pass! Стоять насмерть, но пасаран! Stojat nasmert’, no pasaran! (name) is primary / is secondary / is tertiary (name) первый / второй / третий (name) pervyj, vtoroj, tretij. Let's kick their asses! Наваляем им пизды! Navaliajem im pizdy. For the swarm! Zа Рой! Za Roj!

Shitting Dicknipples and Other Niceties