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Who remembers Tieonah Addington?

You might know her as the Fall River Dirty Dick Gladiator, after she defeated a rival ratchet in a series of videotaped fights (just weeks after firing out another DCF trophy from her baby cannon), all over who would be impregnated by a then incarcerated chudstuffer upon his release from jail.

Her Facebook posts were absolutely spectacular, which is largely why she made it to the Final Four of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2018 before losing to eventual champion Didi Delgado.

She claimed that after her baby daddy got out of prison they were going to leave Fall River together and start a new life, presumably under the sea.

Well, it’s been over a year since we’d last heard from her so we assumed she was a CNA somewhere by now.

But as it turns out she had to make her glorious return to Turtleboy, after getting arrested last week in a Fall River prostitution sting:

Approximately 60 minutes later Detective Richard Aguiar notified Detective Parousis that there was a female at the corner of Morgan and Second Streets staring at males as they past. Suspecting prostitution, he drove past her and parked. The female walked over and began a conversation where she agreed to perform a certain sexual act for $30. When Detective Aguiar called for Detective Parousis, the female started yelling she didn’t do anything and ran away. The female was located two buildings away hiding behind a dumpster. The female, identified as Tieonah Addington, 35, of Fall River was placed under arrest on charges of Sexual Conduct for a Fee.

I know, I know. I am as shocked as you are that she’s still in Fall River. And I’m even more shocked that she’s offering her bukkake matinee special for only $30 now!! Talk about a tough economy.

Good thing she ran behind the dumpster though. Who would ever think to look for the dirty dick gladiator near a dumpster?

That chick right there definitely does NOT look like the kind of girl who knows her way around a dumpster.

The DD Gladiator’s Facebook page is hours of fun if you’re bored. It’s just one Ratchetburg Address after another…..

My personal favorite was her birthday post….

Newports, scratch tickets, and $100 for Diego’s new blue magic. By the time Santa gets to Fall River every year this is pretty much all that’s ever left in his sack.

And I can’t wait for Uncle Turtleboy to do those in the all caps voice on live. Obviously. Please Tieonah, if you are reading this, call into the show. Because you are a Turtleboy legend and we would be honored to have you.

According to her bio she’s pregnant:

Whatever. Just throw another one on the pile at this point. The guy in her profile picture is apparently her spawn who she recently reunited with:

Obviously you are destined for success if you emerge out of the DD Gladiator’s stench trench.

Remember Matthew “Dirty Dick” Byrd, who impregnated her, and who she fought a rival skag three times for the right to be impregnated by again? On the very same day she was arrested and had her mugshot put up on the Fall River Reporter, he was also publicly shamed on the Fall River reporter for a completely different crime which she celebrated:

I am truly flabbergasted that this Fall River love story didn’t have a fairy tale ending.

Evidently she had big plans before getting arrested. Just ten days prior she bragged about how she was proud of herself for “leaving to better myself” and that she’d be back to the old Tieonah in no time…..

But when the old version of you is a cracked out methapotamus, you should probably aim to be someone completely different. Just sayin.

Evidently by bettering herself she meant taking her weekly shower

And working on her techniques so that she can climb the corporate ladder in her industry.

Here’s the best part – she posted this two days after her arrest….

Wise words from a woman who spends the night giving strangers Fall River felatio for Walmart prices.

Glad to have you back Tieonah, and we really, really hope you’ll join us on Turtleboy Live!!

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