The Web serials Worm and Ward are both super hype and Woolie would probably enjoy them. Also they are in desperate need of publicity. I believe Woolie would genuinely enjoy these stories, given he makes it to at least arc 8 of worm. I think it could make interesting podcast material, like the time he read Ready Player One and talked about it on the best friend cast.

Honestly this is kind of a joke petition but I’m making it anyway because I just really want Woolie to read worm. This is my version of the toad wearing the adult diaper.