"What an amazing spell! What is it called?"

"Um.... 'Untitled.'"

".....That's what it's called?"

"Yep."

"But... shouldn't it have a better name than that?"

"Look, I was a little more focused on making sure it worked properly than giving it a proper name. A spell is a very difficult thing to craft. I mean, I've got to summon up the materials to make the crystal shard thingies, make the shard thingies take the shape of shard thingies instead of just random chunks of assorted minerals..."

"Okay, okay, I think you've made your point..."

"...make them levitate in the right formation, point them in the right direction, propel them in the right direction..."

"I get it. Really."

"And don't even get me started on targeting. Now, THAT part is a real pain! But, hey, if you REALLY want to help, how about I give you a little inspiration by using 'Untitled' on YOU and then you can tell me what name comes to mind... before you bleed out, of course."

"On second thought, 'Untitled' is a really good name! I mean, how is the enemy supposed to figure out what kind of magic attack you're using if that's what it called? It's brilliant!"

"Thank you."

"So, what other spells do you have in your arsenal?"

"Well, I have this other one called 'Insert Title Here Later Probably Sometime You Know If I Get Around To It.'"

"This is what I get for hiring the lowest bidder..."