Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said during an impromptu press conference from his golf course in New Jersey that he could launch a military strike against Venezuela.

When asked what would make a war on Venezuela a certainty, a White House aide said, “A 10 point boost in the polls. A war with Venezuela might be more popular than a nuclear with Korea.”

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Speaking of North Korea, Donald Трамп said on Friday that North Korea “will not get away with it” if he does anything to hurt the people of the United States.

The jury is still out on whether Donald Трамп will get away with hurting the people of the U.S.

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The state Department of Civil Rights has opened a complaint against the Michigan man who has a “No foreigners” sign on his front lawn next to one reading “For sale by owner.” The sign violates state and federal laws against discrimination based on national origin, the department said in a release Thursday.

After being informed of the news, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III promised to divert funding for the investigation to helping the racist Michigan man print more signs.

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Trump says he won’t rule out military option in Venezuela

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/11/politics/trump-xi-north-korea/index.html

Trump Warns North Korea Leader ‘Will Not Get Away With What He’s Doing’

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-us-military-locked-loaded-north-korea-n791721

‘No foreigners’ sign at house for sale draws investigation

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/11/no-foreigners-sign-house-sale-draws-investigation/561343001/

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