Episode art by Ian.

Original Air date: April 20th, 2020

Caption: Paul braves shopping. Matt and Jacob brave a roof. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

Running time: 1:52

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Paul talks about getting his dogs some new food with dissolving packaging. This also came with some dry ice to make a swamp cooler in his own living room. Paul also talks about his rank smoke from downstairs. Matt and Jacob conclude that this is a Hookah.

Matt talks about his Egyptian's neighbor sharing race-based negative stereotypes that he is unable to correct as a white person. Paul concludes that his concern is actually about pirates.

One of Matt's AC units has broken. He told a story about going up to the mountain to go sledding with his kids on Mt. Charleston. This leads to a playing of the Vegas Parking and Weather theme.

Matt tells a story about trying to clean out pigeon poop on his roof and potentially breaking the air conditioner. This included softballs of pigeon shit and a dead pigeon encased in shit.

A Fake Commercial for Bird King.

Matt talks about taking stuff to the dump. The hosts share how much stuff they have recently ridded themselves of when they last moved.

A Fake Commercial for Real Girl Pants.

Matt talks about the new Fiona Apple album.

Scoopmail Edit

Scoop Nurse sends in a story about her hospital's elevator entry procedure.

Chris from WhoScoops requests a thank-you song to his fellow hospital workers.

Yadda Scoop ordered from a Bikini Barist stand and encountered a barista with a brown stain on her butt.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

Jumper Jeff sends in a Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit