Like a cranky old man who spends most of his time yelling at the TV in his underwear, a lot of stuff sticks in Donald Trump’s craw. Nonwhite Americans, for one. The English language, for another, which is ironic given that his 2016 campaign took the stereotype of a racist who berates people for speaking Spanish on U.S. soil and made it an official policy. Most of all, though, Trump hates liberals and the outrageous ideas they espouse, like universal health care and preventing the planet from burning to the ground. And that got Trump—or, more likely, some troll on his reelection campaign—thinking:

President Donald Trump’s reelection campaign is selling a 10-pack bundle of branded plastic straws for $15. Why is the Trump campaign selling straws with the word “TRUMP” on them? Simple. Because “liberal paper straws don’t work,” according to the store for Trump’s reelection campaign.

Yes, as many have pointed out, $1.50 is a ridiculous amount of money to spend on a single straw, but you can’t put a price on sticking it to the libs by sucking down on some good, old-fashioned, not-actually-recyclable-despite-claims-to-the-contrary plastic bearing dear leader’s name. According to campaign manager Brad Parscale, the merchandise has been so popular it’s raised $210,000. That’s enough money to fund 1.5 hush-money deals with a porn star, should the need arise.

Presumably, inspired by the success of the plastic-straw initiative, the campaign will roll out similarly themed merchandising opportunities in short order, starting with Trump-branded hairspray containing the ozone-killing chemical banned in 1987, and some kind of Adopt-a-Landfill program, where instead of beautifying the plot, you’re responsible for continually filling it with waste. And if you’ve got real money to spend, for a donation of $100,000, Don Jr. will murder an endangered animal of your choosing! Sky’s the limit!

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