A young man in horn-rimmed glasses and a cardigan sits at his computer. His boss, a fat balding man, walks up behind him.

Boss: Hey hey, nice work college boy!

Employee: Oh, thank you.

Boss: Pan-dorrr-a… sounds Mexican! Yeah! And box! Yeah, I like it! Cus box means pussy! Yeah!

Employee: Well, Pandora’s Box actually refers to an artifact of Greek mythology.

Boss: Greek? You mean like gay shit? Because we don’t do…

Employee: No no. See, Pandora’s “box” was actually a large jar given by the gods to the world’s first woman, Pandora. She opened it out of curiosity and it released all the evils of the world.

Boss: Sounds just like a woman.

Employee: But one thing remained in the box.

Boss: A boner?

Employee: No. Hope.

Boss: Hope in the shape of a boner?

Employee: I don’t think hope really has a shape.

Boss: But box still means pussy, right? If not, I’ve been making an idiot out of myself whenever I drive past the cardboard box factory.

Employee: Calling our product “Pandora’s Box” is just a commentary that we are unleashing the evils of pornography upon mankind.

Boss: I always say, “Hey! I wouldn’t mind workin’ there!” Cus box means pussy… right?

Employee: In other words, we are creating evil that cannot be undone… upon mankind.

Boss: Yeah, boners upon mankind! Good work kid. You got a bright future here.

The boss exits. The young man puts his head in his hands and starts sobbing.