Before we get into the schedule, I want to embed this supremely awesome tweet from the NFL's PR man, Brian McCarthy:

NFL schedule release day circa 1959 w/ Commish Bell at his kitchen table in Philly area pic.twitter.com/2ULphsMotN — Brian McCarthy (@NFLprguy) April 23, 2014

I almost wish the NFL still generated it's schedule this way. Imagine Roger Goodell in his kitchen with board like that in front of him, planning the 2014 calendar of games. If they made a show of just him sitting there, planning out the schedule all by himself, I'd soooooooo watch it.

Oh, and here's the 2014 regular season schedule for the Indianapolis Colts, per NFL Network and NFL.com:

Week 1: @ Denver Broncos (Sunday, Sept. 7th, at 8:30 p.m. ET, NBC SNF)

Week 2: Philadelphia Eagles (Monday, Sept. 15th, at 8:30 p.m. ET, ESPN MNF)

Week 3: @Jacksonville Jaguars (Sunday, Sept. 21st)

Week 4: Tennessee Titans (Sunday, Sept. 28th)

Week 5: Baltimore Ravens (Sunday, Oct. 5th)

Week 6: @ Houston Texans (Thursday, Oct. 9 at 8:25p.m. ET, CBS)

Week 7: Cincinnati Bengals (Sunday, Oct. 19th)

Week 8: @ Pittsburgh Steelers (Sunday, Oct. 26th)

Week 9: @ New York Giants (Monday, Nov. 3. at 8:30 p.m. ET, ESPN MNF)

Week 10: BYE

Week 11: New England Patriots (Sunday, Nov. 16, 8:30 p.m. ET, NBC SNF)

Week 12: Jacksonville Jaguars (Sunday, Nov. 23rd)

Week 13: Washington (Sunday, Nov. 30th)

Week 14: @ Cleveland Browns (Sunday, Dec. 7th)

Week 15: Houston Texans (Sunday, Dec. 14th)

Week 16: @ Dallas Cowboys (Sunday, Dec. 21st)

Week 17: @ Tennessee Titans (Sunday, Dec. 28th)

That Monday night home game in Week 2 against the Eagles is the first the Colts have had since 2010.

If you care about the preseason games, here you go:

Week One: @ New York Jets (Thursday, August 7, 7:00 p.m. ET)

Week Two: New York Giants (Saturday, August 16, 7:00 p.m. ET)

Week Three: New Orleans Saints (Saturday, August 23, 8:30 p.m. ET, CBS)

Week Four: @ Cincinnati Bengals (Thursday, August 28, 7:00 p.m. ET)