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Atlas Talisman, 37, describes himself as a ‘poo wizard’.

He’s intent on getting rid of the shame around the anus, and he will fulfill that mission by smearing what appears to be poo on his cheeks (we don’t think it’s actually poo, by the way. Perhaps some brownie batter?).

He shared his act of poo positivity with a video, because what else is the internet for if not for videos of people getting sh*tfaced?

‘I don’t mind being the butt of the joke, humour is the best vessel for serious issues,’ says Atlas.


‘For too long the anus has been associated with ‘homo’, ‘pervert’ or ‘dirty,’ which make men scared of exploring this part of their body.



‘The rectum has been put ‘out of bounds’ and it is time to reconnect with it in celebration and respect.

‘I know that it takes someone to dive in face-first and get this topic out in the open, so I guess that person is me.

‘I believe the anus has been ignored or associated with male homosexuality rather than acknowledged as a plug socket.

‘It is such a vital part of our existence, our dietary and sexual health. We need to unlearn the negative associations.

‘I hope others feel a sense of solidarity and welcome everyone to get ‘sh*tfaced’ with me!’

I mean, he does have a point. Men often miss out on the sexual pleasure of anal stimulation because they think it makes them gay.

There’s so much fear around bums that one men’s rights activist thinks it’s ‘gay’ to like women’s buttocks. Some men refuse to properly clean their own anus.

However, rubbing poo on your face probably won’t deconstruct these ideas… which is likely the point, as Atlas seems to be poking fun at those ‘period positive’ videos that show life coaches and spiritual healers covering themselves in menstrual blood rather than doing work such as providing sanitary products to those who can’t afford them.

Over on Atlas’s Instagram he regularly posts pictures and videos entirely unrelated to poo, and he appears to be a performance artist, actor, and comedian… not a poo wizard, sadly.

Of course, he could have had a recent career change. But we’re going to say this whole video is a well-done parody.

Will the people of the internet hear Atlas’s message and general p*ss-taking loud and clear? Or will they take it seriously and start smearing actual poo on their faeces?

We’ll have to wait and find out. Fun, right?

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