I got an awesome package today from an anonymous redditor! Apparently he stalked my comments and submissions, and it was super effective! :P Well done, sir! I loove love love the red Converses(I assume maybe a nod to my Doctor Who fandom?)and the Doomsday playing cards are perfect! Me and Snivy will be playing them tonight whilst snacking on the bacon that was also included. All this was topped off with a hand signed letter(transcribed below) :D BEST ARBITRARY DAY EVER

"Bamka,

Arbitrary Day is here, and I have enclosed some gifts for you. I thoroughly enjoyed paging through your submission and comment history; you definitely make Reddit a better place. I was pleasantly surprised to find at least one submission I had already upvoted even.

I sincerely hope I made it out of the troll gift category. I admit being matched with a female worried me, since like most men I struggle with gifts for the women in my life. It was lucky for me that you provided a great list of things you like and dislike.[...]

Take care and enjoy the rest of the summer, Your arbitrary santa"