First off, godmodding? okay then.

Second, not roleplaying here, was trying to make humorous joke banter, but I shoulda known you'd be super omg seriously serious.

Third, Tau weapons don't work like that.

Finally, of course you'd be Tau, cause that means you don't know much about 40k. Little do you know, the Tau's Ethereal Caste is corrupt and the Tau don't take no for an answer when asking people to join their empire.

There's this parody of 40k called Brighthammer 40k, the Tau are in it and completely unchanged, therefore they come off as villains.

Your Tau empire isn't as noblebright as you think it is new guy.