Aziz Ansari’s generally well-received Saturday Night Live monologue has apparently created him at least one enemy: rapper and serial asshole Chris Brown. The "Loyal" singer took strong exception to a joke made by Ansari, who compared Brown to Donald Trump when discussing how their fans choose to overlook some of their worst qualities in supporting them. (For Brown, that would be his misogyny and violent beating of Rihanna in 2009. For Trump, it could be his racism, xenophobia, and/or misogyny, among a laundry list of other issues.)

So how did Brown defend the comparison to Trump? By going full-ass Donald with a lame "insult." Brown responded to Ansari on Instagram, writing "Somebody tell ALADDIN HOP OFF MY DICK!" in a caption on a video of Ansari's joke. (Let's fly by the racism for one second. You know who else gets on social media to complain about jokes from SNL? Makes you think.)

Anyway, Aladdin is a great character, the movie is legendary, and Aziz and Aladdin have nothing in common other than their skin color. (Seriously, Aladdin was even voiced by Steve from Full House.) That Brown would reach for the lowest hanging fruit is pretty exemplary of the gulf that exists between him and Aziz on the thoughtful celebrity scale. On one hand, you have a domestic abuser who thinks the best way to avoid a comparison to a racist demagogue is with a racist comeback. On the other, you have a comedian who has developed routines around themes of feminism who also thoughtfully picked apart Trump in an op-ed for The New York Times. It should be no surprise then that Ansari is massively successful, with a critically acclaimed book and TV show under his belt, while Brown's brand of pop hasn’t produced a No. 1 single since 2007. (Which I'll admit is pretty surprising.)

The sad part is all of this will end with Brown's fans defending him in more or less the exact manner Ansari described. Either that, or Brown will end up with a White House gig that prominently involves women. It's a dark time.