major déjà vu to a year ago when i thirst-watched The King, another gritty 2+ hour Netflix drama, for robert pattinson only for him to show up an hour in, do a batshit accent, and leave with 30 minutes left.* starting to worry i’ve been afflicted by some sort of witch’s curse...?

anyway, here’s a real thought so i don’t get yelled at: this feels like an ineffective mash-up of The Tree of Life, There Will Be Blood, Zodiac, and…