We're guessing that few days pass in which Bernie Madoff, who, by our calculations, has served about 1/360th of his sentence, thanks his lucky stars for his fate in life.

But hopefully someone will print out this post and send it down to Butner, N.C., where Madoff is serving time. For we've stumbled across one reason Madoff should be thanking his lucky stars: He didn't pull of his Ponzi scheme in China.

We...