STOP being Left-handed!!! - 09-06-2010, 05:35 PM 09-06-2010, 05:35 PM God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?



Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.



Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.



Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:







Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.



Barack Hussein Obama

W.C. Fields

Bill Clinton

Benjamin Franklin

Robert Plant

Julius Caesar

Fidel Castro

David Letterman

Kermit the Frog

Boston Strangler

Jack-the-Ripper

Leonardo da Vinci

Euell Gibbons

Albert Einstein

Oprah Winfrey

Robert Redford

Bart Simpson

Kurt Cobain

Jimi Hendrix

Benjamin Netanyahu

Angelina Jolie

Dan Aykroyd

Paul McCartney

Ehud Olmert

Sarah Jessica Parker

Ringo Starr

Jerry Seinfeld



And it was just a few...

Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.



Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)

13 And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14 And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn. 15 And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16 The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.

17 When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head. 18 And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19 And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.





Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)

33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

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41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:





Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)

But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:







Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)

A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.







Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)

15 Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:

“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”



Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore

Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”

Are you a LEFTY? So you think you're wise? Do you think it's "cool" to be a teen rebel? Are you a BASTARD?



Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

Ephesians 5:23 _(King James Version) " Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."