We're going to have to have employers in the new economy, in the economy I'm going to bring to play, that are going to be so anxious to get good workers they're going to be anxious to hire women.

Mitt Romney is going to build an economy so damn strong that job creators are even going to want to hire women:So be careful how you vote ladies. It's a tough world out there, and if you don't vote for Mitt Romney and his magical tax plan, job creators won't have enough money to waste on hiring women like you.

That might not seem fair, but you can't really blame them. As Mitt Romney recognizes, women—unlike men—are always needing to rush home to change diapers and cook dinner and clean the house and stuff.

Given that lack of reliability, why on Earth would a smart employer ever hire a woman unless it was an option of last resort? And if it's not clear to you what I'm saying, just ask your husband's boss to explain it to you. And don't worry, they should be ready to explain it, because I hear Mitt Romney has already asked employers to tell their employees how to vote.