June 22

8:00am: Iron bathing suit

9:00am: Double check packed items, DO NOT FORGET SUIT AND POOL FLOATIES

9:30am: Pack food for roadtrip: broccoli and cheese soup, chocolate pudding, and a bag of cinnamon toast crunch

10:00am: Hit the road DELAYED, FORGOT SUIT

10:45am: Hit the road

[drive well below the speed limit for 8 hours]

6:45pm: Arrive at the World's Tallest Thermometer

6:47pm-7:02pm: Convert temperature of thermometer from Fahrenheit to Celsius CANCELED DUE TO THERMOMETER BEING BROKEN

7:05pm: Hit the road again for 90 miles

9:05pm: Drop off Vlasic at the Wynn

9:20pm: Check in at the Circus Circus Hotel (ask for smoking room so I can smoke bubble gum cigarettes in bed)

9:45pm: Put all clothes in dresser and closet

10:10pm-11:59pm: Do flips from one queen sized bed to the other queen sized bed

June 23

12:00am-8:00am: Sleep

9:00am: Drive to Gold Coast Hotel and Casino

9:30am: Go to the 10 dollar Ports O' Call Buffet for a garden salad with no dressing

11:00am: Drive to Downtown Las Vegas

11:30am-2:30pm: Zipline

2:30pm: Drive back to the Circus Circus

3:00pm-8:00pm: Earn enough tickets to purchase Epic Mickey video game for wii at Midway Arcade

8:00pm-8:45pm: Eat dinner at the Blue Iguana Mexican Express CLOSED AT 4PM

8:05pm-9:50pm: All-you-can-eat fried shrimp at Circus Buffet

9:50pm-10:15pm: Take a power nap

10:15pm-11:59pm: bet five dollars on double zero and let it ride FELL ASLEEP

June 24

6:15am: Wake up; drink decaf coffee

7:00am: Walk to Miracle Mile Shops

8:00am: Arrive at Miracle Mile Shops DELAYED DUE TO STREET PERFORMERS DRESSED LIKE TRANSFORMERS

10:00am: Arrive at Miracle Mile Shops

10:10am: Eat at Panda Express

10:40am: Get a yard-long Pina Colada at Fat Tuesday, ask bartender to "hold the lada" and wait for laughs to roll in

12:00pm: Refill yard-long Fat Tuesday glass with three one-dollar margaritas at O'Shea's Casino

12:15pm-2:00pm: Ask the young people playing beer pong at O'Shea's if I can take a celebrity shot for them

2:00pm: Walk back to Circus Circus Casino

3:05pm: Get eyebrows threaded

3:20pm: Walk to the Wynn DELAYED: FORGOT SUIT AGAIN

3:30pm: Walk to the Wynn

3:55pm: Arrive at Wynn, ask front desk to put in a 5:00am wake up call for Vlasic, await laughs

4:00pm-6:00pm: NHL Awards

6:00pm-11:59pm: Celebrate Lady Byng victory; drink a white wine spritzer from trophy, bet 5 dollars on double zero and let it ride DID NOT WIN

6:00pm-8:00pm: Lay out by the pool

8:05pm-8:20pm: Walk to Stratosphere Hotel

8:30pm-11:00pm: Watch Burns go on the scary rides at the Stratosphere hotel

11:00pm: Walk to Circus Circus Hotel

11:15pm-11:59pm: Pack suitcase NOTE: DO NOT FORGET TO TAKE HOTEL SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER, BODY WASH AND LOTION

June 25

6:00am-7:30am: Play the Wizard of Oz penny slot machine

7:45am: Pick up Vlasic from Wynn hotel

8:00am-8:00pm: Drive to San Jose

*Due to the notes made on the itinerary, Marleau must have dropped it after leaving the NHL Awards. I assume that he did not leave Las Vegas at 8:00am due to him forgetting his suit again.