Stephen King, the guy who wrote a book about a high school shooting called ‘Rage’ decades before Columbine, wants to lecture law-abiding Americans about guns. And since he can’t count on the president or Congress to strip us of our rights, he’s appealing to his friendly neighborhood gun-grabbers to help vote NRA sweethearts out in November.

Sweethearts.

Doesn’t he know that’s a sexist and oppressive descriptor?

Hey, kids—the House and Senate aren’t going to do anything about guns. Neither is the president, a morally vacant boob who will say anything. We have to do it ourselves. Get as many NRA sweethearts as possible out in November. We can do this. — Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 3, 2018

Sure you can, Stephen,

Just like you guys won in 2016.

Oh, wait.

So are we!

#BringItOn

The UK is with you. We have no guns. No one whines about it. No children are shot at school. We believe you can make sense of this madness. — Tony Pearson (@tone_delpiero) March 3, 2018

Well in THAT case … Stephen is DEFINITELY wrong.

The UK isn't America. We have freedoms you apparently can't handle, like protecting your women & girls from being raped & killed by refugee imports who walk all over your people & shoot up your clubs, or drive over your family members. — ?Ѡąƨƙɛƪωɛɛ?Ɯѧßβiȶ? and 7 others (@WaskelweeWabbit) March 4, 2018

Maybe our ‘friends’ in the UK should worry about their own madness? Just sayin’.

You literally have a character who is a supernatural shot-Roland Deschain.

Remember him? Take a seat. — St. Patrick (@batman1793) March 4, 2018

Oh yeah, the Dark Tower series.

Oops.

Stick to writing, please. Sincerely,

We The People — God Doesn't Judge on Skin Color! #IStandWithTheNRA (@PatrioticOneNow) March 4, 2018

Remind me, what did Obama do when he had veto proof majority? — Polybius Champion (@hiker1967) March 4, 2018

Ooh ooh, we know!

Not a damn thing.

Hmm… That's like boycotting computer manufacturers to prevent bad novels. How about improving mental health care and enforcing/enhancing laws to limit availability to the mentally unstable and criminals? pic.twitter.com/eCIPA1l1lE — Karen Adolphus (@kadolphus) March 5, 2018

Hey now, we’re not ready to talk about real solutions. No no, Stephen is busy virtue signaling.

On that note, his political tweets are far scarier than any book he’s ever written.

True story.

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