Holy crap, dear reader. I was not able to get home for a few weeks due to travel and I found the most magical tabletop RPG loot pile at my home when I returned. I received the most wonderful gift from /u/flaxrabbit. It's a package so filled with wonder that I can only show you some pictures to make you jealous. My Santa must have known I wasn't as experienced a player so they gave me some tools to get started, including dice, a few games, the D&D players guide, SWORD PENS, a reaper figure, GOLD ... chocolate coins, AND GROG. I don't even know what to say.

I am shocked. Thank you, Flaxrabbit!!