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Opie is a fag, fucking douchebag, opie is a fag, he is a cuck

00:00 - 00:03 So far, we have only received one offer.

00:04 - 00:05 A small station broadcasting from Wisconsin

00:05 - 00:07 in a small town called New Berlin.

00:08 - 00:12 They have offered $24k a year to spin oldies.

00:12 - 00:15 It is a small market, but you could corner it.

00:17 - 00:19 I will not crawl back to terrestrial.

00:19 - 00:21 Sirius XM will negotiate when I tell them Bennington stands with me.

00:24 - 00:26 My Opester...

00:27 - 00:28 It was revealed...

00:31 - 00:33 It was revealed that you were behind Bennington's exile to Raw Dog.

00:34 - 00:36 Ron is no longer answering our calls.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone out except Troy, Roland, Vic, Slobbo and Super-Agent Bob Eatman.

01:13 - 01:15 What in the fuck?!

01:15 - 01:17 Ten years ago I was at the top of my field, rivaling Stern!

01:18 - 01:23 Now I'm being cuckolded by some skater from Jackass!

01:25 - 01:28 I can't go down on my wife without tasting Margera's syphilitic cock!

01:29 - 01:31 And now I am cuckolded again!

01:31 - 01:34 That traitor, that pretender to the throne, Sam fucking Roberts.

01:34 - 01:37 That mulatto should still be fetching blueburries!

01:37 - 01:40 I already sentenced him to nights to keep him away!

01:40 - 01:42 My Opester, Sam Roberts is simply trying to maintain-

01:42 - 01:46 Shut the fuck up, Troy, or you'll be following your girlfriend down that mountain.

01:46 - 01:48 My Opester, I never meant to disrespect you.

01:48 - 01:52 I'd rather talk to Eric Nagel the Sex Bagel

01:53 - 01:54 and he's an autistic man-baby!

01:56 - 01:57 Everything is toys and treats with Erik

01:57 - 02:00 and meanwhile his heart is swelling to Whatley proportions!

02:00 - 02:03 Try eating a salad, Eric, before your wife is a widow!

02:04 - 02:08 The only way your wife's pussy is getting wet

02:08 - 02:13 is if you spill your Ghostbusters Hi-C Ecto Cooler on her lap!

02:14 - 02:16 You have all betrayed me! I know you are all giving Anthony information!

02:17 - 02:21 And I will drop you as I drop hammers, all fucking day long.

02:27 - 02:29 How am I losing to a pockmarked pedophile racist?

02:30 - 02:34 I just signed a mortgage on a multi-million dollar apartment,

02:34 - 02:36 and now I'm unemployed.

02:41 - 02:42 Fuck Jim Norton.

02:43 - 02:47 Fuck that tranny-loving, cock-sucking, degenerate worm!

02:48 - 02:53 He thinks he can undercut my negotiation with no repercussions?

02:54 - 02:56 Now that he sees weakness, he strikes.

02:56 - 02:59 He and the half-breed Sam Roberts are worse parasites

03:00 - 03:02 than Bam's children who I have to provide for!

03:04 - 03:07 Can you hook me up with Rake Yohn?

03:14 - 03:16 It is worse than I ever feared.

03:19 - 03:23 This time next year I will be spinning the Wheel of Meat...

03:25 - 03:26 with fucking Scorch.

03:31 - 03:33 That bald, raspy prick.

03:40 - 03:46 I am not even fit to read Weird News or choose the Color of the Day...

03:46 - 03:49 or even wash Nick Carpinelli's feet.