[ 2017 Site Update: I have signed up for Ironman Wales and am blogging my Zero to Hero (hopefully) antics and adventures]

I am Magpie and this is my nest..

I am a mother of four little birds, two born in my nest and two step birds who flit too and fro between two families.

We have two rescue dogs and a geriatric cat whom has since passed away :,( now have a Moxy cat, I have been banned from getting any more animals as the puppy has pretty much devoured the house.

I am a wife or as I like to say ‘Iron wife,’ my husband is a Triathlete and Ironman, you will find him swimming or on his bike or running.

I am also a teacher who lectures Health and Social and a non practicing counselor…… Annnnnd, a qualified massage practitioner….Took me a while to find what career I wanted to do for life, there are so many good ones!

This blog is basically all about my wakco life and my misdemeanors training for Ironman Wales, don’t really have any messages or spiritual advice or any normal advice really. There is a feminist, wild women, free spirit here but she is just going with the flow and cracking as many jokes as she can. We need a laugh and I hope that is what you get. xxx

P.S I am also a massive dyslexic so feel free to point out helpful spelling corrections, bad grammar and punctuation!