Rick: so what exactly are these things?



Twilight: they are ancient talismans used by me and my friends to protect our home from destruction and evil!



Rick: okaaaay...



Corey: were you looking to pawn them or sell them?



Twilight: well, considering they are all powerful elements and you need all six together for them to work, I was thinking $5000 for each.



Rick: (pauses) I can tell you this right now, Ms. Sparkle, I'm not going to give you thirty grand for some enchanted jewelry that I will never use!