Pop fanatics, there are so many classy lines in “Drunk Text”, a new song from Manufactured Superstars featuring Paris Hilton, that we don’t know where to begin. But let’s just start with the music video, which finds the music-pursuing heiress spouting off such monotone, spoken-word gems as this over a minimal club beat: “I’ll be damned if I end up in same lame diner after this with last night’s lingerie in my purse.” Experience has clearly taught Paris well. Watch below! Manufactured Superstars feat. Paris Hilton — “Drunk Text”

Way to go, Manufactured Superstars! LMFAO definitely have their work cut out for them after this smash.

Our other favorite utterances from Lady Hilton in “Drunk Text”:

* “No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore.”

* “I’m too lazy to type so I send a photo I took up a dancer’s skirt.”

* “He wants me to bring more girls up like some kind of pimp.”

It’s good to see that the six years since Paris arrived have given the part-time singer the necessary time to delve deep for more mature lyrical content.

What do you think of Paris’ new jam? Should Adele be worried? Let us know below.