Teenager says he'll get Peter Crouch tattoo if Chelsea lose, Chelsea lose, Crouch trolls teenager

This is why we love Peter Crouch.

Well, it's one of the 91 reasons anyway.

He's a real character. He doesn't take himself too seriously and he isn't a cocky little sh*t.

In fact, he's quite the opposite.

And he's made the most of his talents, being shipped around big clubs all over the Premier League before starring for England when called upon. Breaking records all the while.

HEAD BOY

The player with most headed #BPL goals to his name? It's that man @petercrouch with 47...https://t.co/FscgBv45LC — Premier League (@premierleague) October 27, 2015

He was having the craic again after Stoke's Capital One Cup victory over Chelsea on Tuesday night.

One unfortunate Sheffield United fan of all people decided to place a wager with the world that Jose Mourinho's men would see off Stoke.

If Chelsea lose against stoke today I'll get a tattoo of Peter Crouch's face on my arse when I'm 17 — Tom (@Smiggy) October 27, 2015

Chelsea went on to lose against Stoke.

And Peter Crouch - being Peter Crouch - sought out poor old Smithsta to remind him of the bet.

https://t.co/HaUkSBl5a0 - when's your birthday my friend 🎂 — Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) October 28, 2015