Now, I really love leaded water but I thought that, if I could just renounce to a bit of that delicious lead for every bottle I bought, I'd end with a nice stash of lead to resell to the local weapon factory.

It seemed an easy way to bootstrap my own company, but the company I buy water from said that removing the lead from their water is a breach of contract. They are currently sending a Nameless Goons™ Negotiation Team to settle the issue. My own legal advisor, from Human Hunting®, suggests to pick them off at a distance, which is his preferred legal strategy, but I fear it could constitute a violation of the NAP if they do not enter my lands first and I don't want to learn the hard way if they also have a contract with Attorney McNuke.