December 2052.

The planet is infested with aliens. You could call it a swarm of aliens, or Alien Swarm.

I am all but a lowly medic. Black hair, blacker eyes, I am but a loser. Part of my team, the special weapons guy, well his blonde hair blue eyes master race of a self is a hunk.

As I sit there lovingly, wrongly gazing at the masterful piece of human that is the special weapons guys, a small alien goes unnoticed crawling behind me. I hear a quick blast, and I see my hero standing above me after shooting the alien.

"You better watch your back Ace" he says to me. "Or better yet, let me."

As he says this he walks behind and slips my pants off. He tells me to hold my hand on, and as I do, he flops his gigantic cock in to my sweaty palm, easily 11 inches. As he inserts his fingers in to my mouth, I start to get a hard-on.

Just as I was about to get a raging boner, an alien comes over and chops my dick off, effectively transforming it in to a vagina.

The special weapons guy leans over my shoulder and faintly whispers "perfect" in to my ear as he inserts his huge wang in to my newfound vagina. It hurts like crazy but as he slowly thrusts I start to grow huge boobs so at this point I'm pretty much a chick so this isn't gay anymore kind of.

I lay there dazing in to the special weapons guy's eyes as the aliens surround us.

But it was ok.

Fin.