20 Movies Starring Schitt's Creek Actors (Real or Not)

1. Cannibal Girls (1973)

2. The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowening

3. The House of Cats

4. Whispers of the Wolf

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5. Dr. Tongue's 3D House of Stewardesses

6. Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Wax

7. Scary Movie 2 (2001)

8. Shark Night 3D (2011)

9. CyberStalker (2012)

10. The Banana Splits Movie (2019)

11. Lake Placid Legacy (2018)

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12. The Returned (2014)

13. Decoys (2004)

14. The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot (2018)

15. Cube Zero (2004)

16. Goofballs (1987)

17. Sam's Lake (2006)

Kid's Section

18. Pepi Longsocks

19. Gooby (2009)

20. Schitt's Creek Horror

is one of my favourite TV shows so I was sad to learn that its 6th season would be the final one, in 2020. It isn't because it was cancelled. It's only because the show's creators decided to end it on their own terms, the way they saw fit. As much as I'd like to see a couple more seasons, I respect the decision they've made.In case you don't know,is a comedy series that depicts the riches-to-rags story of the Rose family, whose amassed fortune has been embezzled by a crooked business manager, who also neglected to pay their taxes. As a result, the government seizes all but one of their assets and they are evicted from their mansion. The lone, worthless asset that the Roses are allowed to keep is a town called, which the family's patriarch (Johnny, played by Eugene Levy) bought for his son David (Dan Levy) years earlier, as a joke.The Roses are left with no alternative but to move to Schitt's Creek, residing in the small town's small, dingy motel, until they can get back on their feet. This includes matriarch Moira (Catherine O'Hara) and daughter Alexis (Annie Murphy). This has been worked out with the town's mayor, Roland Schitt (Chris Elliott) whose great-grandfather Horace Schitt founded the town.I've been a fan of this show ever since it premiered on CBC in 2015. In fact, I was a fan even before then, when I heard the premise of the show being pitched by Dan and Eugene Levy in the months leading up to the TV series. I was sold when I found out that the senior Levy, O'Hara and Elliott would be part of the cast. Little did I know that I would come to love Dan, Annie Murphy, and Emily Hampshire just as much, all of whom were not familiar to me. Not only is the show funny with clever writing and superb acting, all of the characters are well defined with interesting trajectories.For years, I was convinced that I was the only one watching the show. I didn't know anyone personally who watched it and nobody ever talked about it on social media. Then around the time that season 3 came out, I began to notice the show finally getting some buzz. This is probably due to it being made available for streaming on Netflix in 2017. Now it seems you can't scroll through your Twitter feed without a GIF ofappearing every ten tweets.The topper was that in its fifth season,was nominated for four Emmy Awards, including Best Comedy Series, Best Comedy Actor (Eugene Levy) and Best Comedy Actress (Catherine O'Hara). Unfortunately it did not win in any category but hopefully it has set the table for next year after season 6 has shown.You may wonder why I'm writing about this on a blog about B-movies. Well, there is a somewhat relevant connection.The Roses wealth was the result of a successful chain of video stores owned by Johnny, appropriately called Rose Video. It was second only to Blockbuster at the time of operation.This got me thinking about what kind of videos one might have been able to rent at Rose Video, had it actually existed. Naturally, I would have headed straight to the horror section to see what selection of B-movie titles they had on their shelves. Then, another thought occurred to me.What if the B-movies at Rose Video only starred the actors from Schitt's Creek?Here then are twenty B-movies, real or not, that I like to think I would have rented with my Rose Video membership card.You might have a hard time recognizing Eugene under all that hair, which is far different than his perfectly-coifed mane in. See if you can spot him in the trailer or this short teaser . At one point in the film, Eugene and Andrea's characters stay at a motel not unlike the Rosebud Motel. This was director Ivan Reitman's second feature film. He would go on to direct the blockbuster,. I've watchedthree times. It's an enjoyable low-budget horror movie with some elements of humour, much of which is improvised dialogue from Levy and Martin. Filmed in Beaverton, Ontario Watch the full movie on YouTube.When season 5 ofopens, we see that Moira Rose (Catherine O'Hara) is in Bosnia, shooting the third movie inhorror franchise. Her role is that of ornithologist Dr. Clara Mandrake, who eventually becomes half woman, half crow.This is exactly the type of B-movie I would expect to see back in the day of video stores. I can remember browsing the horror section of stores and renting movies based solely on the VHS cover. This GIF is the animated equivalent of one of those covers. It's both cawful and cawesome!One of's hilarious spoofs of bad 3D movies which was part of itsshow that was hosted by Count Floyd (Joe Flaherty), who always tried to gouge viewers by selling them over-priced 3D glasses.Catherine plays one of Dr. Tongue's unsuspecting victims and morphs into the first syllable of her name. Eugene plays Bruno, Dr. Tongue's, bumbling, hunchbacked henchman.'s spoof of a weird and depressing, Swedish horror film. Even Count Floyd has to admit that it's more depressing than scary.Eugene Levy might as well be wearing his Johnny Rose name tag in this skit, seeing as he plays ahotel clerk. I can picture Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose in this, traveling to Sweden for this part, similar to her going to Bosnia to shootAlternate movie title suggestion:Watching thisnow makes me realize how Eugene Levy's Bruno would make a great addition to the Rosebud Motel staff, as a snarky bellboy.Of course, ripping and tearing off the guests clothes might not bring too many repeat customers, so I doubt he would keep his job for very long.Catherine O'Hara as a bilingual stewardess is giving off strong Moira Rose vibes. Hearing her speak French, I'm almost expecting her to sayIt's as if Catherine O'Hara borrowed some of Moira's wardrobe for this skit. Am I wrong? Eugene Levy's less than dapper Bruno is a far cry from his super dapper role of Johnny Rose.Although this is actually a comedy movie, this scene is sure to horrify many viewers and will probably remind manyfans of that time Roland was fondling the fondue. Nobody does cringe humour better than Chris Elliott.Here's some advice for Ted the vet, regarding this movie. You're going to need a bigger muzzle! I'll bet Ted is much happier that he went fromto Bark Night. Ha! Just a little vet humour, there. Feel free to use that pun, Dustin.You know how David Rose tries very hard not to connect with people in? Well, he does just the opposite of that in this movie.Does anyone else think that Mischa Barton has a little bit Alexis vibe?I've not seen this but if you want to avoid a spoiler, don't look at the credits on IMDb.As I mentioned before , Jake goes fromto Split's Shriek. I'm sure he'd much rather be part of a throuple than be terrorized by a quartet of maniacal musical murderers.The creek was too small for Mutt, so he moved to the lake. No sign ofTennessee. Alexis would be happy to see that Mutt's face is fully bearded in this movie. If I was Mutt, I'd be saying "see you later, alligator" and moving back home to the creek. Perhaps he will, infinal season.When last we saw Stevie Budd in season 5 of, she lamented that she was stuck behind a desk, watching everyone else around her live their lives. Here she steps out from behind her desk to battle virus-infested humans. Maybe this time she'll win.If you've ever watched this movie, then you know what the women do to men during their rendez-vous. It makes me think of Stevie doing the same thing to Emir after he dumps her at The Hospies awards.Is Ray in this? Ok yes, but no.What I mean is that he is listed in the credits as Maple Leaf but you don't see him in this trailer. He's a lot like Bigfoot, in that sense. Hold on...is Maple Leaf the name of Bigfoot? Is Ray actually Bigfoot? Is this another one of his side gigs that has him dressing as sasquatch to boost tourism?One thing is sure -- Sam Elliott's mustache rivals Eugene Levy's eyebrows.Do you know the muffin man? I mean the one from? Yeah, Ivan, the one who has a crush on Twyla. Well, he's in this movie.I watched this movie specifically for this blog. You know how video store employees would sometimeshave a small section of shelf space dedicated to the movies they recommended? Well if I worked at Rose Video, I would have a section dedicated to the movies that I would warn customers to stay away from.This is an incredibly dull comedy. If Hemphill had even entered a scene once with an amusing little jog similar to Bob's on, it would have been a little more entertaining.Yet another actor who trades in creek life for the lake. This time it's David's evil doppelganger Antonio who goes up against something far more thorny than a Rose. It doesn't look like Wendy is around this time to help him out.Here are a couple of movies for the kids to watch while the adults enjoy all the horror.An obvious parody of the children's classic Pippi Longstocking. The intentionally bad dubbing is so on point.Eugene Levy plays a teacher who tries to prove that one of his young students has a living, breathing six foot-tall, talking teddy bear. Basically, it's Eugene recreating his role from, only this time he's sporting a coif that makes him look like Wolverine's dad. Wolveugene?I've watched this ridiculous movie and it has to be seen to be believed. It was even the subject for one of the episodes of How Did This Get Made The final movie on this list is a hypothetical one. What wouldbe like if it were shot as a horror movie. Thanks to CBC, this trailer gives us a little glimpse.This time, they really are up