Last Goodbyes

The goldfish part of this comic is completely true. It’s a true thing that happened. I’m not sure whether it’s customary in some circles to freeze the corpse so it remains in pristine condition for the returning family coming back from Disneyland to properly mourn the loss of their dear loyal Bubbles The Goldfish. I’ve always been of the opinion that evidence should be disposed of post haste! Either way, it’s a sweet gesture, if not a little macabre.

Personally if you ever house sit my place, I want you to burn my pets on a pyre on my neighbours veranda. It’ll send them a message. I don’t need to send them a message or anything, they’re great people, but why waste a good message?