Top Dog Puns

I remember helping a friend trim the fur off his small dog. It was a moment of shear terrier.

A dog gave birth to puppies on the side of the road, dog was ticketed for littering

It's ok that it's raining cats and dogs, as long as it doesn't rein deer

Somebody was running a flea circus until the dog came along and stole the show.

A dog not only has a fur coat, but pants too

I agreed to watch my neighbor's dog, but only if it didn't scratch me, it's in the clause.

These dog puns are a little ruff.