Now your bum can smell like mulled wine (Picture: Tesco)

Supermarket giants Tesco have launched a seasonal loo roll for Christmas.

Yep, deck the halls because you can now wipe your backside with paper scented with the smell of mulled wine.

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The ‘luxury soft toilet tissue’ is on sale for £2 at its shops and contains citrol, eugenol, cinnamol, citronella and limonene.


Tesco claim: ‘Our mulled spice scented toilet tissue has a mulled spice fragrance core and a decorated paper for extra indulgence everyday.’

And, just in case you were wondering, the supermarket added that the roll has been, ‘developed for softness, strength and performance.’



Which is quite a relief, we’re sure you will agree.

One baffled shopper said: ‘I have absolutely no idea why Tesco might think we have all been waiting for loo paper to smell of mulled wine. It might just put people off the seasonal drink for ever.’

While people on Twitter added:

When you ask for toilet rolls , and say only Andrex, who would come back with Tesco own brand, that's mulled wine scented? Jeez — Foxy Jeepster (@foxyjeepster) November 5, 2016

Tesco has mulled wine Christmas scented toilet paper Why? Who thinks of these things? Just what I always wanted loo roll + a side of thrush — Robin Son (@geekuneek) November 4, 2016

do not recommend @Tesco mulled wine scented toilet paper, feels like wiping your ass with last nights hangover :( — bel (@belwoolfe) November 5, 2016

Me an my mom saw mulled wine scented toilet roll in tesco yesterday… WHY????? — Grace Cunningham (@_GraceC) October 23, 2016

Tesco have started selling Christmas scented toilet roll. Yes, because who wouldn't want their bum to smell like mulled wine? — Katie Page (@kitkatthemidget) October 25, 2016