Let Charlie Sheen speak! Not the actor and professional crazy man — you’ve heard enough “winning,” “tiger blood,” and “Adonis DNA” out of his mouth to last you several lifetimes. We’re talking Charlie Sheen OG, that indica-dominant hybrid of Green Crack, OG Kush, and Blue Dream.

On the latest installment of Talking Buds, the MERRY JANE series where anthropomorphized strains speak for themselves, Charlie Sheen OG explains why its characteristics are perfect for hanging out and relaxing with friends or trying to get a good night’s sleep. The bud also reveals why it’s terrible for the workplace — something it shares in common with the real Charlie Sheen.