Earlier, while bored on a train, I asked Twitter what their favorite one liner jokes were. This one, from @TomWalsham was unquestionably my favorite. If anyone knows who originally came up with it, please let us know in the comments or via email.

Update: The joke apparently did the rounds last year when The Atlantic tried to establish who first came up with it, no conclusive answer unfortunately.

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