In his first address before the United Nations, acting President Donald Trump unveiled a bilateral strategy to confront global warming with something called “nuclear winter.”

The strategy to reverse the increase in global temperature averages includes an unlikely alliance with North Korea.

In a complete adult move, Trump affectionately referred to North Korean leader and former potential running mate Kim Jong-un as “rocket man.”

Optimistic projections suggest that if other nations join in. then mankind could avoid global warming for hundreds of years.

At press time, we’re all going to die.

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