[FF4M] [Script Offer] Fucking the Klutz [RAPE] [drunken shenanigans] [pissed off girlfriend] [facefucking] [throatfucking] [handjob] [facial] [cum eating]

[CAST OF CHARACTERS]

[GIRLFRIEND: A very strange combination. She's sexually open in some ways, to the point of accepting that her man watches porn and finds most women attractive, as long as he doesn't cheat on her. She feels an acute responsibility to please her man sexually. At the same time, she's somewhere between a very low libido and nearly asexual--this is her "real self" that comes out when she's drunk. This is unfortunately incompatible with her boyfriend, the LISTENER, who is ready to fuck at the drop of a hat when *he's* drinking.]

[KLUTZ: Not particularly smart and no desire to seem that way. Clumsy, obviously. A big drinker and a party girl. She's had her share of half-remembered, half-regretted encounters.]

[BEGIN]

[GIRLFRIEND:] If you're headed back to the keg, could you bring me one, too?

[KLUTZ:] Coming through! Coming through!

[KLUTZ should make the sound of falling onto the LISTENER and being caught. You can make this noise by putting some clothing over a chair and falling onto it, catching yourself with your hands. If it's a cushioned chair, just put one layer of clothes over it, but if it's an uncushioned chair, you might put 2-4 layers of clothing over it to disguise the fact that it's a plastic or wooden chair.]

[KLUTZ:] Whoops! I'm so, so sorry!

[Pause as the listener speaks.]

[KLUTZ:] No, seriously, that was so clumsy and awkward of me. I'm so sorry. Thank you for catching me.

[GIRLFRIEND:] *Ahem*

[KLUTZ:] Don't be a bitch. I already apologized to him.

[Pause as the listener speaks.]

[GIRLFRIEND:] After all, I have a little more reason to care about cute little coeds touching my boyfriend than *he* does. Why would *he* care?

[Pause as the listener speaks.]

[KLUTZ:] Okay, okay, I'm sorry, scary girlfriend lady!

[GIRLFRIEND:] Seriously, look at him. There's no way you could do anything to him that bothered him. He wouldn't *let* you. And anyone with a gaydar could tell you he's *incorrigibly* straight.

[KLUTZ:] Come on, I said I was sorry. I promise I'll never touch your boyfriend again.

[GIRLFRIEND:] Well, I think it's a *little too late for that*.

[KLUTZ:] Wai--[you're saying "wait," but you stutter/interrupt yourself] what do you mean by that?

[GIRLFRIEND:] I mean, look at him.

[KLUTZ:] Well, he looks a little exasperated, but other than--[GIRLFRIEND interrupts you]

[GIRLFRIEND:] Not his face...*down there*

[KLUTZ:] Whuh...wow! That is *impressive*

[Beat]

[KLUTZ:] And *fast*.

[GIRLFRIEND:] And so you see the nature of my problem. When *he's* drunk, he turns into a combination of a satyr, a male porn star, and an Energizer bunny.

[Beat]

[GIRLFRIEND:] And when I'm drunk, I lose *all* interest in getting personally involved with that sort of nonsense.

[Beat]

[GIRLFRIEND:] Which means I'll be hearing from him *all night* about it.

[Beat]

[GIRLFRIEND:] So you see my problem here.

[Beat]

[GIRLFRIEND:] And since *you* caused the problem, that makes it your problem, too.

[KLUTZ:] What do you mean "my problem?"

[Sound of KLUTZ being grabbed by the arm.]

[GIRLFRIEND:] I mean you're going to help me solve it. Now come on!

[Sound of a bathroom door being closed: https://freesound.org/people/matucha/sounds/114509/]

[The performers should record the rest of this audio in a bathroom to get the acoustics right.]

[GIRLFRIEND:] You really like her face, don't you? Even more than her tits?

[Pause as the listener is talking]

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To listener] I don't really want you to touch her, you know.

[Pause as the listener is talking]

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To listener] That's what I was thinking, too. [To KLUTZ] Now, get on your knees.

[Sound of GIRLFRIEND pushing KLUTZ to her knees. To make this sound, GIRLFRIEND can grab her own shoulders and KLUTZ can sink quickly to her knees.]

[GIRLFRIEND:] Now get it out.

[Sound of pants being unzipped and pulled down. To make this sound, unzip a pair of pants and pull them down. Whichever performer is more habituated to wearing pants can record this sound.]

[KLUTZ:] Oh my goodness, it's...

[GIRLFRIEND:] He is pretty impressive, isn't he?

[KLUTZ:] He's *magnificient.*

[GIRLFRIEND:] Mmhmm! Now go on. Be a good girl and show him your appreciation.

[KLUTZ:] [Hesitant] Oh...okay.

[Sound of the KLUTZ sucking on the tip very hesitantly for a minimum of 15 seconds.]

[KLUTZ:] [Hesitant] It's a very nice cock and all. Big and hard and nicely shaped, but I...uh...I'm, uh, not sure it'll all fit in my mouth, you know.

[Sound of the KLUTZ sucking on the tip and the first 1-2 inches/2-5 cm of the shaft.]

[KLUTZ:] Big and thick and hard. I don't even know if I can get my lips around it lower down.

[GIRLFRIEND:] Well, the only way to find out is to try.

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To listener] How do you think my hands would look in her hair, honey?

[KLUTZ:] Oh, you like my--

[KLUTZ is interrupted as the GIRLFRIEND pushes her down onto the LISTENER's cock. This is the beginning of the first set of facefucking sounds. These should last a minimum of 30 seconds to 1 minute at a steady, medium-slow pace, though they can continue much longer if you want. During the course of these sounds, the KLUTZ should be pushed deeper and deeper on the cock until it's just barely kissing the back of her throat. The GIRLFRIEND's next 5 lines should take place during this facefucking.]

[GIRLFRIEND:] She's really fighting me.

[GIRLFRIEND:] Her face looks so pretty when it's full of your cock like that.

[GIRLFRIEND:] It's okay for you to say. Even I think she's pretty. It's the lips. And the eyes.

[GIRLFRIEND:] Think of her as a little "I love you" gift to you.

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To KLUTZ] You gotta stop fighting me, little girl. The sooner you do, the sooner he can really start to enjoy himself.

[Sound of the KLUTZ coming off the cock with a gasp.]

[KLUTZ:] [Breathelessly] God, it's so big.

[GIRLFRIEND:] You should have thought of that before you started pawing all over it, I guess.

[KLUTZ:] [Breathlessly] No, no, I *like* that it's big.

[KLUTZ:] [Breathlessly] It chokes me and it scares me and it's probably gonna hurt me, but I like it.

[Beat]

[KLUTZ:] [Breathlessly] It's *so big.*

[KLUTZ:] [Breathlessly] I just need a little more help, is all.

[GIRLFRIEND:] Well, why didn't you just say so?

[The GIRLFRIEND forces the KLUTZ down onto the cock again for the second set of facefucking sounds. These should last a minimum of 30 seconds to 1 minute of fairly deep facefucking sounds, though they can continue much longer if you want. On each stroke, the KLUTZ should should take the cock deep enough that it's either almost at the back of her throat or just barely kisses her throat. The depth of the strokes should be largely the same, varied only slightly by random chance, but the pace should increase from medium-slow to pretty dang fast over the 30-60sec+. The GIRLFRIEND's next 5 lines take place during this facefucking.]

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To listener] How does that feel, babe?

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To KLUTZ] Well, you're doing at least a little better, anyway.

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To KLUTZ] Just relax, hun.

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To KLUTZ] We've done things like this before, we know what we're doing.

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To KLUTZ] Stop worrying and just take it.

[KLUTZ comes off the cock with a loud gasp.]

[KLUTZ:] Oh *fuck*. Is he close to cumming?

[GIRLFRIEND:] My man's no two-pump chump. Just relax your throat and let it happen, little girl.

[Pause while the listener talks]

[GIRLFRIEND:] He's the type to make you *earn* his cum.

[The GIRLFRIEND forces the KLUTZ down onto the cock again for the third set of facefucking sounds. These should last for a minimum of 30 seconds to 1 minute, though you can continue much longer if you want. The first step in the facefucking sounds is for the KLUTZ to start out like she was before, going medium-fast and fairly deep. Then they should get gradually deeper and faster. Toward the end, the sounds should get more frantic and confused. The KLUTZ should have the cock jammed into her throat and have her head shaken about on it. Things like that.]

[GIRLFRIEND:] [During the facefucking] [Improv some dirty talk about wanting her man to cum.]

[KLUTZ comes off the cock with another loud gasp]

[KLUTZ:] Oh, shit! You guys don't fuck around.

[GIRLFRIEND:] [To listener] What should we do next, honey? What do you want?

[Pause while the listener talks]

[GIRLFRIEND:] Ooooh, dirty! [The vowel in the first word should be pronounced like "cool," not "coke" or "book."]

[KLUTZ:] You're gonna jerk him off in my mouth? I can handle that.

[The KLUTZ should suck the tip of the cock while the GIRLFRIEND jerks it hard and fast with both hands, occasionally, carelessly smacking the KLUTZ in her lips and face. The KLUTZ can also moan with any combination of lust, enjoyment, nervousness, or alarm. Continue this for at least thirty seconds, though you can go for longer if you want. During these noises, the GIRLFRIEND should say her next 3 lines. For recording purposes, the person performing the KLUTZ part should probably make all these sounds--it would be too hard to sync up the stroking with the rest of it otherwise.]

[GIRLFRIEND:] Are you close?

[GIRLFRIEND:] Does this make you want to cum?

[GIRLFRIEND:] Do you want to shoot that cum in between her pretty lips, all over her tongue, and down into her belly?

[The GIRLFRIEND pulls the cock out of the KLUTZ's mouth with a pop, carelessly smacking her in the face in the process, and then bumps her aside. The KLUTZ cries out in surprise. The GIRLFRIEND starts stroking the cock hard and fast again. For the purposes of recording this audio, the GIRLFRIEND can do her own hand sounds this time.]

[GIRLFRIEND:] I changed my mind. It's my man; it's my cum.

[GIRLFRIEND:] Do it baby. Bust all over my face.

[GIRLFRIEND:] Oh yeah! Oh fuck! There's so much!

[GIRLFRIEND:] You had fun, didn't you honey?

[KLUTZ:] No, that's my cum! I earned it.

[GIRLFRIEND wipes the cum off her face with her fingers and sucks on them]

[KLUTZ:] [Begging] Come on, give me my cum!

[GIRLFRIEND:] Laughs sadistically