Nicole Hillman was highly amused by her piece of pork (Picture: Caters)

You know that moment when you get your joint of meat out to cook for Sunday lunch and it looks like an enormous penis?

No?

Well, this woman does.

Nicole Hillman, from Brynmawr, Wales, whose life must have been blissfully uneventful life to date, said she got ‘the biggest shock’ of her life when she opened the phallic joint.


Nicole, who bought the meat from Farmfoods added that despite its disturbing appearance, it still tasted nice.

Nicole, 23, said: ‘When I cut the packaging open I got the biggest shock of my life.

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‘I was absolutely screaming with laughter and had tears rolling down my face for about half an hour before it finally went in the oven.’

After cooking the saucy joint she snapped a picture and served it up to her boyfriend with carrots, cauliflower, cabbage, mashed potato, roast potatoes and gravy.

What a feast.

We can’t imagine why she thinks it looks like a penis *innocent face* (Picture: Caters)

The card shop worker said: ‘I was thinking about cutting the meat in half and just serving it to him on the plate – his face would have been a picture.

‘I was sensible though and just served it as a normal joint of meat, but he found it hilarious when I showed it to him before I served it up.

‘The joint tasted nice and it certainly hasn’t put me off buying food from there in the future – I just found it really funny!’

Farmfoods declined to comment.