turnabout dank

by jakkid166

phoenix wright was laying in his bed cause he dident want to do anythin today

"MAAAAN im feelin so lazy today" saaid wright

BUT THEN HIS PHONE RUNG

"GODAMIT" said phoenix "WHY DO I ALWAYS GET CLIENTS WHEN I DONT WANT ANY DAM CLIENTS FUCKIN SHIT I DONT WANNA DO SHIT I JUS WANNA PLAY ACE ATTORNEY ON THE NIMTENDO DS"

phoenix opened the phone nand answered it

"WHATH THE FUCK DO YOU WANT"

"wright dont fucking swear at me"

"OH EDGWROTH" said wright "wait ghost can use phones?"

"YES" said edgworth "BUT THAT SNOT THE POINT"

"wat then"

"MAYAS DOIN SOMETHING AND U GOTTA STOP HER"

"what she doin"

"I CANT TELL YOU U GOTTA SEE FOR YOURSELF"

"what if i dont wanna"

"BITCH GIT DA FUK OVER HERE BEFOR I HAUNT YO ASS"

"ok dont be black ill go see"

wrighte hung up the phone and ran all the way to maya house

edgeworth ghost was ther BUT THAT WASENT THE MOST THING

maya was there too and she was SMOKIN WEEEEEEEEEEED

"WTF MAYA THATS ILLEGAL"

"YEAH" said edgehost

"no its not" said maya "its like 2019 itd be legaL by now"

"oh ok" said wright nd he smoked weed too

"WTF" said edgewort "u fUCKIN IDIOT"

"shut up methworth" say wright and he blowed smoke in his face "to bad you cant smoke it since ur a ghost"

"I DONT WANT TO SMOKE IT"

"420 blaze it yo"

"AAAAAAGH" an edgeworth left

"lol so pots legal now?' sad wright

"no" said maya

"WHAT"

AND THEN POLICE SUDENLY BURST IN

"PUT YOUR HAND UP" said the police

"O SHIT NO I DONT WANNA JAIL" said wright "ILL GET BUTT DICKED"

"TOO BAD" said police and wright n maya got arested

"SHIT SON" said wright in jail "U GOT ME ARRESTED"

"lol its okay you can defedn us" sad maya

"BUT THEY GOT ALLLLLL THE EVIDENC WITH OUR FINGERPRITNS ON IT"

"OMG STOP YELING LIKE HALF THE STORY TEXT IS CAPS"

"ok fine we jus gotta think bout this for a minit"

but then edgewort walked in

"i told u idiots its ilegal"

"well its not my fualt donalt trump is president now"

"dident you vote for him" say maya

"only caus i lost a bet"

"yea well im gona prosecute you both" say edgeworth

"WHAT" said wright "BUT I LIKE save the world and stuff like two days ago"

"OJBECTION" saiud edgeworth an he pointed his finger "THAT DONT MAKE YOU EXEPTION, TO THE LAAAAAW"

"CMON edge i dident know it was illegal you gotta let me out"

"nope" and he left

"wow tat fucking ass" said wright "ok maya do you got a twinkie"

"no"

"FUCK WERE DOOOOOOOMED"

then a police guy walk up to the cell door

"its time for yo trial" sai police man

"ok" said wright

_TRIAL_

"trial is in session" sayed judge

"the defense is ready yo honor" say phoenix

"the porsecution is ready your honor" said manfred von karma

"WAT" said wright "THE FUCK, YOU CAN PROSECTUTE WHILE GHOST?"

"obvisously, also judge"

"wat" said judge

"id like to change the charges"

"realy? to what"

"TO MURDER"

"GASP" gasped the courtroom

TOOOOO BE CONTINUUUUUUUUUUDE