A young guy running for Phoenix City Council came up with a novel approach to attracting attention, despite being severely underfunded. The only problem? His signs keep getting stolen.

via Hypervocal

Nobody outside of the seven candidates’ immediate families really cares about the Phoenix City Council elections for District Four. But there is a good story here, because everyone on the Internet is an immature middle schooler at heart. One of the candidates’ names is Austin Head, and because his campaign is under-funded, and because [oral] sex sells, and because we’re all in a perpetual state of hello giggles, hedecided to play name recognition game with signs that read “I ❤ Head.” Naturally, the signs are being stolen. Seven of the 21 signs, to be exact. CBS5′s Adam Longo spit out this great story, though it doesn’t appear as if any of his undercover sources went by the moniker Deep Throat.

As Hypervocal noted:

Death & Taxes goes deeper on Head, who is a gay hate crime victim: