Ravenloft is upon us, which means it’s time to break out the spooky monsters. And what could be spookier than an appearance from Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf?

[This is Shia 2.0, updated 14 March 2016]

If none of this makes any sense to you, you should probably go check out Rob Cantor’s excellent song about Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf hunting you through the woods.

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