Start with a photograph of the groom, printed out at A4 size. The aim is for the hens to produce several new versions of it – every one more chronically dire than the last.

To kick off, collaborate on a combo portrait. Get each guest to roll dice to determine one part of the fiancé’s face that they must draw – 1 = left eye, 2 = mouth, 3 = nose, and so on – and what tool they must use: 1 = pencil; 2 = lipstick; 3 = finger paint, etc.

Next, every hen must individually sketch the pic. From memory. Whilst blindfolded.

Finally, everyone gets to copy the photo, with their eyes open… but whilst wearing rubber gloves filled with a ‘surprise substance’, that could be jelly, shaving foam, tinned spaghetti hoops, cornflakes...

Collect all the drawings together in a scrapbook as a gift for the bride: however much her betrothed grows crinkly and wrinkly as the years pass, at least he’ll never look as wonky as her did on her hen night.