My feelings (if they matter) are really hurt, Mr. Cawthon

Sure it's cool that you made a book, something I would be happy to buy, but to see that it's only for Kindel really kinda kicks me (and most likely others) in the face... I hope that the book will soon come to other things, and I feel that if you where going to make it for multiple platforms that you should have hinted that in your "secret message" rather than specify a single platform... But hey at least we know why you disappeared for so long... Good luck on the book I guess...