Case #3233359 – March 13th, 8:45 AM. Suspect is a black-haired, white adolescent female. She has been observed stealing underwear from the women’s clothing section of the store. It is suspected that she has hidden the goods in her tights. A pat down is conducted until a more thorough strip search is deemed necessary. The rest of this case is considered classified. Evidence logged on March 13th, 2019.