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CONAN: "Lots to talk about. President Trump had a physical today. Did you know that? He had his physical? What the hell was that? What I’m looking for was this sort of an oh, yeah. Not a what the hell? He did what? He has a physo-who? He had his physical. Everybody’s talking about his health. President Trump’s doctor predicted that the president will have and live a long life. Yeah. Yeah. As a result — as a result, the doctor is now treating Melania Trump for depression."