[Bryan(My alter-ego) sees Twilight walking up to him]

Twilight: Hi Bryan! What do you think of my new dress? Rarity made it for me.



Bryan: (thinking) Marilyn Monroe?

[Just then, Bryan telekinetically creates a breeze, lifting Twilight's skirt up]

Twilight: Oh! Oh my! [giggles as she tries to push her skirt down]

Bryan: And he saw, and said it was good!

