Everyone knows some bad jokes, but I like to sometimes come up with jokes that are UNBELIEVABLY BAD! Beyond groaners, beyond cheap. Just horrible, incompetent jokes that make you physically ill. here are some of my favorites. Remember these are original jokes. I take full responsibility. Sorry. . . What do you call an infant who has been raised by homosexual parents? - A gaby.



What do you call it when you go out with a woman and you force her to eat pancakes? - Date crepe.



What do you call a nun who you don't like? - A nunt.



Why can't a soldier look whistfully at the ocean? - Because there's no Gaze in the military.



What do you call a dog that doesn't lick his balls? -A Dogsn't



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