Re: PINSTRIPED :: a comedy new york yankees dynasty April 4, 2016 - MLB Headquarters, Manhattan, NY



Something was wrong in Yankee Stadium, and Commissioner Rob Manfred needed to act fast.



"Something is wrong in Yankee Stadium!" Joe Torre, the Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations, raced down the hall into the Commissioner's office. His wrinkles looked even more pronounced than normal, and they filled with a coating of intense sweat. "You need to act fast!"



"Not now, Joe." The Commissioner had his feet on the desk, as he leaned back in his chair and squinted at the 72 inch television on the wall to his left. "You know you can't interrupt me while my show is on."



"But Commissioner, something is wrong in Yankee Stadium!" Torre's legs wobbled. Their energy levels had decreased significantly since their owner turned seventy. He willed them to the Commissioner's desk and ripped the remote control out of his hands. "You need to act fast!"



Manfred pounded his fist on the table. "Joe, you cannot interrupt me while I'm watching Sex and the City! Samantha is about to hook up with Richard again!"



"Samantha and Richard are fake!" Torre punched in the channel number for YES Network. The shot was a closeup of a man in a dark blue Yankees sweatshirt. The drawstrings of his sweatshirt were pulled tightly, so only his dark eyes and the darker skin around them could be seen clearly. As the camera zoomed out, it was clear that this man was set to pitch the ninth inning for the New York Yankees.



The Commissioner sat up. "Who is that guy?" The pitcher wound up and threw a strike to Jason Castro. A graphic appeared on the screen. 103 miles per hour.



"That has to be Aroldis Chapman!" Joe Torre fell to his knees in exaustion. "They smuggled him in!"



"How do you know? We missed the beginning part. Maybe it's one of them new Cubans. Now can I watch my show, please?" The next pitch registered at 104.



"It has to be him! Nobody else throws that fa--"



"I SAID LET ME WATCH MY SHOW!" The Commissioner leaned over the desk and wrenched the remote back into his possession. "AND GO BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE!" Manfred hit the "last channel" button, just in time to see Samantha hooking up with Richard again.



Houston Astros at New York Yankees Apr 4, 2016 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E Houston (0-1) 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 3 10 0 New York (1-0) 1 0 0 0 0 2 3 0 X 6 9 0 W: Dellin Betances (1-0) L: Tony Sipp (0-1) S: Aroldis Chapman (1) Scoring Summary SCORING DETAILS HOU NYY NYY 1 Gardner homered to right. 0 1 HOU 3 Correa grounded to left for a single. Castro scores. 1 1 HOU 4 Altuve grounded to right for a single. Valbuena scores. 2 1 HOU 4 Gomez grounded to right for a single. White scores. 3 1 NYY 6 Beltran homered to left. 3 2 NYY 6 Rodriguez homered to left. 3 3 NYY 7 Rodriguez tripled to center. Hicks scores. 3 4 NYY 7 Rodriguez scored on a wild pitch. 3 5 NYY 7 Teixeira homered to right. 3 6 Something was wrong in Yankee Stadium, and Commissioner Rob Manfred needed to act fast."Something is wrong in Yankee Stadium!" Joe Torre, the Executive Vice President of Baseball Operations, raced down the hall into the Commissioner's office. His wrinkles looked even more pronounced than normal, and they filled with a coating of intense sweat. "You need to act fast!""Not now, Joe." The Commissioner had his feet on the desk, as he leaned back in his chair and squinted at the 72 inch television on the wall to his left. "You know you can't interrupt me while my show is on.""But Commissioner, something is wrong in Yankee Stadium!" Torre's legs wobbled. Their energy levels had decreased significantly since their owner turned seventy. He willed them to the Commissioner's desk and ripped the remote control out of his hands. "You need to act fast!"Manfred pounded his fist on the table. "Joe, you cannot interrupt me while I'm watching Sex and the City! Samantha is about to hook up with Richard again!""Samantha and Richard are fake!" Torre punched in the channel number for YES Network. The shot was a closeup of a man in a dark blue Yankees sweatshirt. The drawstrings of his sweatshirt were pulled tightly, so only his dark eyes and the darker skin around them could be seen clearly. As the camera zoomed out, it was clear that this man was set to pitch the ninth inning for the New York Yankees.The Commissioner sat up. "Who is that guy?" The pitcher wound up and threw a strike to Jason Castro. A graphic appeared on the screen. 103 miles per hour."That has to be Aroldis Chapman!" Joe Torre fell to his knees in exaustion. "They smuggled him in!""How do you know? We missed the beginning part. Maybe it's one of them new Cubans. Now can I watch my show, please?" The next pitch registered at 104."It has to be him! Nobody else throws that fa--""I SAID LET ME WATCH MY SHOW!" The Commissioner leaned over the desk and wrenched the remote back into his possession. "AND GO BOTHER SOMEBODY ELSE!" Manfred hit the "last channel" button, just in time to see Samantha hooking up with Richard again. BlueJays09 likes this.

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