If a lonely scientist can find a match on Tinder in Antarctica, then the energetic Oregon Ducks feathered mascot Puddles surely will surely be able to use the app to find a date for Sunday’s men’s basketball game against Washington State.

With the help of crooner John Mayer’s "Wonderland", Puddles drives a pretty hard bargain in this video, noting among other things that he never wears pants. Enjoy.

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I’d explore a possible match with Puddles, but 1) I don’t live in Oregon, and 2) I really don’t want my wife to happen upon Tinder on my phone.