According to media reports in Denmark, Eintracht Frankfurt have pulled out of a move for Nicklas Bendtner.

It had been widely suggested that TGSTEL would complete a £3m move to the Bundesliga side, but Frankfurt have just announced they’ll be signing Spanish striker, Joselu, on loan from Hoffenheim.

That makes a move for Bendtner a non-runner according to sources revealed by sporten.tv2.dk

So what now for Nick? In the absence of any football clubs, Arseblog News suggests the following may well be options:

Night clubs

Golf clubs

A private member’s club

The three of clubs

A seal club

When will it end with this guy?! Who knows, maybe Frankfurt want a Joselu Bendtner double act. If not, it might be time to take him into the woods and drive off …

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Thanks to @joajonmad for the heads-up