Ashe Dryden planned on having a nice relaxing lunch when drama ensured: the woman at the next table confronted her cheating boyfriend.

Thankfully, Dryden did what every citizen of the 21st Century would do... She live-tweeted it for the rest of us.

The man apparently insisted he and his other girlfriend were unhappy.

He said the affair was "an accident".

She laid into him in the most hilarious way possible:

And it continued:

On the other woman, who, it emerged, was Brad's girlfriend for five years:

And if she didn't already sound amazing enough: