No you don't need an iPhone dock that looks just like a French Bulldog, but is there anything on this site that you do really need? The french bulldog speaker has a dock on the top of it to make it look like it's balancing an iPhone on its head, and is sure to fuck with your current dog, or maybe give him a little humping practice. The AeroBull as it is so called, is made by Jarre and comes equipped with two 2.25 inch satellite drivers, a 5.25 inch sub-woofer, and 100 w of total power. The speaker uses Bluetooth technology for wireless streaming, or you can use a 3.5mm audio line to connect a hard line to a device.

The French Bulldog speaker comes in Red, White, and Black, and sports a classy pair of sunglasses covering its eyes. Yes the frenchie speaker is whoppingly expensive, but can something so precious and cute, yet so awesomely spectacular really have a price tag? The answer is yes, and it is 999 euros.