SWEET BABY (fictional) JESUS, I love my secret santa! So, the first person I got matched up with, totally flaked on me. Never sent me a gift or a message saying fuck off or anything. They just ignored me. Whatever, no big deal...it's better to give than receive. However, I got rematched with streetorphandmt and she made up for it tenfold!!!

She sent me 4 gifts and an awesome "explanation of gifts" letter. The first gift is a game called Tantrix which looks amazing. I can't wait til this weekend so I can force my roommates to play it with me. The second gift is a M.C. Escher poster. I don't know how she knew because I certainly didn't mention it, but I LOVE Escher's work. Unbelievable. The third gift is a book called "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius." I read the wiki on it and it sounds like something I will absolutely love. I will begin reading it tonight. I cannot wait. Finally, my absolute FAVORITE GIFT EVER! The most amazing Freddie Mercury poster I've ever seen. See, the thing is, I worship Freddie Mercury. I love him more than I love life itself. I think the man was a beautiful genius. I'm immediately buying a frame the moment I get off work and hanging that mother fucker right on my bedroom wall.

I love Reddit, I love Secret Santa and I love Streetorphandmt.