This week, the old-age filter on FaceApp has gone viral. Social media users have looked on in both intrigue and horror as the app has transformed selfies of themselves into old people with scary-good accuracy.

So we wondered, how well will our favorite Washington Capitals players age in 40 years?

Spoiler alert: not well!

Alex Ovechkin

Nicklas Backstrom

Braden Holtby

Tom Wilson

TJ Oshie

Evgeny Kuznetsov

Michal Kempny

Jakub Vrana

John Carlson

Dmitry Orlov

Lars Eller

Carl Hagelin

Christian Djoos

Pheonix Copley

Chandler Stephenson

Nick Jensen

Jonas Siegenthaler

Nic Dowd

Travis Boyd

Radko Gudas

Richard Panik

Garnet Hathaway

Brendan Leipsic

And finally: Brooks Orpik!

Hm. 🤔