leonsbuddydave:

Eclipse 4.3 Changelog:

- Added the word “Eclipse” to the spellcheck dictionary

- Corrected an instance in which Eclipse would fail to crash for no reason

- Increased the saturation of the application icon

- Printed out all the menu trees, cut them into strips, tossed them onto flypaper and modified Eclipse to match the new configuration

- Added six second delay to code autocomplete

- Added eight second delay to keyboard input

- Re-cropped splash screen image

- Added ten second delay to splash screen

- Redefined “malloc(” to “malloc(2*”

- Corrected an uncommon instance in which the code edit window was briefly interactive and usable

- Removed “Check for updates” menu option and moved this functionality into its own gigantic, weighty dashboard, because fuck you I guess

- Corrected an instance in which XML parser could handle malformation errors without taking Windows down with it

- Removed and corrected several instances of intuitive, usable dialog boxes

- Started using source control

- Felt good enough to lock the gun drawer for ten whole minutes

- Rewrote it in C/C++

- Tried and failed to cross the threshold of a church