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Farah and Corsi can't understand why Trump might not want to continue the fight over Obama's citizenship, so they seem to have cooked up yet another conspiracy theory: someone else put Trump up to it. Trump couldn't have been persuaded by the long-form birth certificate that Obama released in April, or the mountains of other evidence that prove that the president was born in Hawaii. No, Farah writes, Trump must be in league with nefarious forces trying to undermine the birthers. ... In a recent on-air conversation, Corsi and conspiracy theorist/talk show host Alex Jones suggested that Trump was now scheming with the White House—and perhaps had been plotting with the Obama crowd all along. They speculated that Trump had been bought off, pointing out that his retreat from birthersm and his attacks on GOP 2012 contenders suspiciously coincided with NBC's renewal of his reality show, Celebrity Apprentice. Somehow, the pair said, the government had given money to NBC that ended up with Trump. (They didn't provide details.)



These people are unbelievable So for those keeping score at home, Barack Obama, the Kenyan socialist, used NBC to funnel a payoff to Donald Trump to pretend to doubt the legitimacy of Obama's birth certificate so he could work as a double-super-secret agent to get the birthers' inside information to throw them off the trail as they diligently tried to uncover the truth about the forged birth certificate, and all of Trump's claims of sending private investigators to Hawaii to look into the "supposed" birth certificate were all just part of a clever decoy cooked up by Trump and Obama because the president will go to any lengths to hide the truth about his forged birth certificate, including buying off The Donald.

Dumbest. People. Ever.