I don't go anywhere without my Corsair Mechanical Gaming Keyboards, which is difficult because I have 54 of them.

The problem is you just never know when or where you're going to have to be ready to game. That's why my 54 Corsair keyboards are always with me. Oh, you mock me, but I have been game-challenged in the strangest places. In a vacant alley, on a sailboat, in a pet store, you name it. This one time I asked a co-worker if they wanted to go out for Thai food for lunch and they said "I'm game." See? It can happen anywhere. What's that? What did I do about the co-worker? Oh, I knocked him out with one of my Corsairs. It was an impulse. Maybe I overreacted. But the point is: what if I'm at a wedding and all the bridesmaids challenge me? That's when people who only bring along one keyboard get defeated. And I don't like defeat. I mainly just don't like the word 'defeat'. Because it has 'feat' in it and I have a weird foot thing. Anyway, don't be like those people who only carry around one or even zero gaming keyboards. Be like me! Rollin' 54 deep! By the way, can I get a ride with you?

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