Nevada Secretary of State, candidate for state Attorney General, and clown-car democracy proponent Ross Miller has made the brave stand to protect the rights of… mannequins and zombies.

Little Ross got the vapors over a mannequin of a zombie gun control advocate sold for target shooting.

Irrespective of your views on the 1st/2nd Amendment, this is revolting http://t.co/cznm47fuqa — Ross Miller (@rossjmiller) July 10, 2013

What is truly revolting is politicians who espouse faux moral outrage as a pretext for violating the Bill of Rights

@ThePoliticalHat really? profiting off encouraging people to fantasize about violently murdering those with divergent political views? — Ross Miller (@rossjmiller) July 10, 2013

Since when did mannequins and zombies become “those with divergent political views”?

.@rossjmiller The target is a ZOMBIE. It is fantasy. IT IS NOT REAL. That it is of an anti-Bill of Rights zealot is ironic and funny. — The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) July 11, 2013

.@rossjmiller It does not encourage ANYONE to fantasize about violently murdering anyone. Again, it is an ironic ZOMBIE target. — The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) July 11, 2013

Little Ross gallantly stands up for “unarmed mannequins,” since target shooting is somehow not “civil” and not “legal.”

Face… meet palm:

.@rossjmiller "unarmed mannequins"??? #FacePalm It isn't even of a living person! What is TRULY funny is your ridiculous statements! — The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) July 11, 2013

Frighteningly, that the man who wants to be Nevada’s Attorney General, finds that excercising our fundamental liberties is uncivil or illegal

.@rossjmiller How is exercising our #2ndAmedment rights in a safe and fun matter uncivil or not legal? — The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) July 11, 2013

Of course, Little Ross, friend and protector of zombies, doesn’t seem to care about the liberties… or the lives… of real human beings.

@ThePoliticalHat target practice on terrorist bin Laden or a life-threatening burglar is perfectly fine, but not murdering unarmed civilians — Ross Miller (@rossjmiller) July 11, 2013

.@rossjmiller If you are going to complain about targets, why not targets of pregnant women? http://t.co/iSijODdtZn — The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) July 11, 2013

Ross Miller’s priorities: Bros Zombies before hoes!

Sadly, he has his supporters, who clearly share his disdain for the 1st and 2nd Amendments:

@reneekad 2nd Amendment irrelevant to issue of whether it's acceptable to market toward people who might enjoy murdering political opponents — Ross Miller (@rossjmiller) July 11, 2013

@rossjmiller Yes, and what crosses the line with regards to freedom of expression. (Inciting hate, violence, etc). Got it. — Renee Kadlubek (@reneekad) July 11, 2013

However, the self-beclownment of Little Ross is far too obvious for those with more than a few neurons flashing inside their skull:

Watching @ThePoliticalHat try to help @rossjmiller differentiate between reality and fantasy is amusing. Ross thinks zombies = real people. — Contrarius Rex (@contrariusrex) July 11, 2013

Ultimately, Little Ross’ demonstrated idiocy explains so much about his tenure as Nevada’s Secretary of State, and his future goals as Nevada’s Attorney General:

.@rossjmiller Your defense of undead-Americans is a paragon of civil rights. Do you also make sure that zombies can vote? — The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) July 11, 2013

A little mood music:

Update: James Taranto of the Wall Street Journal had an article about Connecticut Sen. Murphy also having the vapors over this zombie mannequin.

Congress for Dummies: @jamestaranto on a senator's bold stand for lobbyist zombies. http://t.co/NIcgs1gEoU — James Taranto (@jamestaranto) July 11, 2013

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