The first thing I pulled out of the envelope was a handwritten transcript of Bee Movie. I haven't seen that movie for a while so my initial thought was "wtf?" but once I realised, it gave me a laugh! Must have taken a lot of work to write that by hand. The next thing was a sheet of paper with handwritten wholesome memes on it, including poems based on /u/poem_for_your_sprog's famous "i lik the bread". That's one of my favourite novelty accounts and I've put the sheet on my wall. It's also inspired me to come up with my own poem:

my nayme is lib

i lyk to gift

it givs my frens

a little lift

i receive yor

gift wif good grace

i smile wif glee

i lik ur fayce

There was also some Disney stickers and Pokemon cards in the envelope, which was a nice touch. Thanks, Santa!