please explain Pitch Badger, it sounds hilarious

I’m not surprised you haven’t heard of it, since it only broke onto the Legacy scene recently. It aims to do this:

Turn 1, on the draw:

Exile Elvish Spirit Guide, Charging Badger.

Exile Simian Spirit Guide, Mass Hysteria

Attack

Exile Progenitus to Blazing Shoal

Exile Progenitus to Blazing Shoal

GAME

You can also play Hammerhand instead of Mass Hysteria because it’s better, but the downside is that then you can’t also call the deck Hysterical Badgers.