This Halloween, be the scariest house on the block by reminding your neighbors of the impending collapse of our nation’s political system! When they say “trick or treat,” give them a bag of Cards Against Humanity’s Remember to Vote Worms.

These creepy-crawly treats will slither their way into your heart with five empowering flavors: Due Process Cherry

Rule of Law Lemon-Lime

Separation of Church & Grape

Give Me Liberty or Give Me Blueberry

Our Political System is Backsliding into Authoritarianism Mango Get Remember to Vote Worms right here. 552 notes

Hello, Cards Against Humanity here. Get your hands out of your pants and listen carefully. The midterms are in 40 days and our future rests in the hands of a few dipshits in Iowa and Kansas. Oh my god. The good news is, you can still help. Refer a registered voter, and you’ll get our brand new expansion pack. Visit CardsAgainstHumanityHackstheElection.com and maybe we can save Democracy. https://www.cardsagainsthumanityhackstheelection.com/

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Did you know we offer a full-tuition scholarship for women in STEM? Now you do. Applications just opened. 382 notes



noxystem: coffee-and-cogs: dontwasteaspellslot: dontwasteaspellslot: so i sent this email/“essay” to cards against humanity and uh i didn’t expect to get this far update: Lmao, this is amazing (via mylifeasjoekim) 229,387 notes

Cards Against Humanity Releases Pride-themed Expansion Pack

CHICAGO, IL – Cards Against Humanity announced today a new “Pride Pack,” an expansion pack that contains 30 new cards about queer culture. “As a member of the queer community, it means so much to me when companies decide to put rainbows on products,” Cards Against Humanity writer Eunji Kim said. “Our new Pride Pack can be enjoyed by everyone, even straights.” The pack is available for $5 on CAHPride.love. All profits on Pride Pack sales earned now through July 31 — and every June annually thereafter — will directly benefit Howard Brown Health, a non-profit working to eliminate the disparities experienced by the LQBTQIA+ community. 2,168 notes



We’ve got you covered for Father’s Day this year with our brand new expansion, the Dad Pack. 30 new cards about fatherhood, packaged inside a fake DVD your dad would love. Grab it at CAHDaddy.com, and then close the goddamn door while the A/C is on. What’re you trying to do, cool off the neighborhood? 894 notes



aerialsquid: Hot dog compilation of myself plus some child I didn’t know but who was adorable with the tomato. I considered why Cards against Humanity would be promoting their newest product with free hotdogs and a giant hotdog bun in which to c2pose as if you yourself for a hotdog, then realized unexpected things for no clear reason in places they should not be is exactly on brand for them. 896 notes