Jeremy Corbyn gives a thumbs up as he arrives at a polling station to vote in local elections

Monday

We’re all meeting in my kitchen, again. I’m in my silver tracksuit. You might expect me to be making jam, but that’s a smear. On my elbow. Of old jam.

“The important thing,” says Seumas Milne, “is to manage expectations.”

Paul Mason says that Amber Rudd’s resignation is the first domino in the collapse of neoliberal hegemony pending global revolution.

Seumas says this is the sort of thing he is talking about.

“Shut up,” says Len McCluskey. “It could happen. We’re obviously about to storm the local elections. And all this antisemitism rubbish has been revealed to be a conspiracy hatched by Jeremy’s enemies.”

Jon from Momentum asks which enemies. Ken Livingstone says we all know which enemies. Then there’s a big argument about