By Ryan Dunleavy | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com

The Giants' 2018 season obituary appeared on NJ.com as soon as the clock hit all zeros.

And you don't have to wait until 3 p.m. Friday to hear WFAN afternoon host Mike Francesa bury the Giants, either.

Francesa hopped on his new Mikes On app after the Giants' lost 34-13 to the Philadelphia Eagles and blasted the team's effort, leadership and talent.

Here are the notable soundbites:

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'Embarrassing, disgraceful performance'

"Maybe (Saquon) Barkley will break one to set a record or something, but that's all you have to look forward to after what was an embarrassing, disgraceful performance by the football Giants. Nothing short. This was it."

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'Don't even discuss who the best Giant is anymore'

"Don't even discuss who the best Giant is anymore. The best Giant is in the backfield. And his name is not Manning. His name is Barkley. He is the guy. You want to build around someone? Build around him. He is the guy around here now. That might be a little tough for Beckham to take."

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'This goes at the feet of the owners'

"Here is the bottom line. Here is where it goes with this franchise: I'm no longer directing this toward Eli Manning. I'm no longer directing this to Beckham. I'm not directing this to any coach. I'm not even directing this to Shurmur. ... This goes at the feet of the owners. That's who this is about. They have now let this once-proud franchise cascade to the bottom of the NFL."

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'They have become chronic losers'

"They are 4-19 in their last 23 ballgames. 4-19. That's Cleveland Browns-like. That's Detroit Lions-like. These are the Giants. They have become chronic losers. They have gone from being champions and guys who knew how to win, from the day Bill Parcells walked in the door until the day Tom Coughlin walked out the door, even including his last three years. End it wherever you want. That run produced five Super Bowls. It produced four Super Bowl wins. It produced three upsets, two of them among the biggest upsets in Super Bowl history. This team was draped in glory for a long time. This has become a rotten franchise."

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'I don't know if he is a good head coach or not'

"I don't know if he is a good coach or not. The one thing is after tonight's game, Pat Shurmur is 11-28 as a head coach. That doesn't cut it. You want to say it was a debacle in Cleveland so you don't want to count those? OK. So you want to give him another shot. There is a coach who had a bad run in Cleveland who is doing OK up in New England."

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'They looked like a bunch of clowns on the sidelines'

"They had no life on defense. Absolutely none. They looked like a bunch of clowns on the sidelines. ... You have Eli Apple yelling after they don't get a fumble call. You got personal fouls. They look like a bunch of bums. This is the Giants. This is not your run-of-the-mill franchise. This is a proud franchise that has become a laughingstock."

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'Let me get some attention over here'

"I don't know what Beckham is doing over there with his antics. His antics come after Barkley makes a big play. Maybe there is something to that. Let me get some attention to me here after Barkley makes a big play on the field because Beckham can't get the cameras on him on the field. He gets the cameras on him off the field."

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'Righ tnow, there are no Giants'

"That hurt them last week because they trusted Beckham and gave him the money and he spit in their face. He not only threw Eli under the bus. He basically wouldn't even answer the question if he wanted to be a Giant. Right now, there are no Giants. There are a bunch of losers over there who every time you turn around get their rear ends kicked."

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'This season is over'

"This season is over. You can drape it anything you want. You can say anything you want about this season. You can paint any kind of rosy picture you want. Nonsense. This season is over. You have an old quarterback and you are a losing team. Where you going with him? Nowhere."

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'He went out to fix the offensive line, and he didn't fix it at all.'

"I'm not blaming the new general manager. He just got here. It was a very puzzling hire. I'm sorry he got sick. I don't know him at all. But let's be honest. He hasn't done a great job. The bottom line: He went out to fix the offensive line, and he didn't fix it all. (Will) Hernandez looks like he'll be a player, but the right guard (Patrick Omameh) is a joke. The right tackle, we all kill (Ereck) Flowers. (Chad) Wheeler is not much better. You are on a second-string center. You paid the left tackle (Nate Solder) a lot of money. He has been ordinary at best."

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'There is nothing left for Eli here now'

"I've been an Eli guy all along. He's had a wonderful career here. There is nothing left for him here now. This is a bad team with a bad offensive line and they are going nowhere this year. If you bring him back next year, you are going to have to rebuild around here. To do that for the short-term, I don't even know if that makes sense anymore. It probably doesn't on the last year of his contract. The best thing he could do is go hook up with some team that maybe he could help. Sit and wait if somebody gets hurt."

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'Shurmur faced (Beckham) head-on'

"Unfortunately, Coughlin did run away from Beckham in the beginning. (Ben) McAdoo ran away from Beckham completely. (Shurmur) did not. He faced it head-on. (Beckham) is a handful. I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt this year because he had done everything right. And then what he did last week was lousy."

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Odell Beckham losing cool? Headbutts a cooling fan

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'You are 1-5. Own it.'

"It was a crushing loss (last week) but to come out and play this absolutely disgusting, disgraceful, heartless, undisciplined mess tonight is offensive. Now you are 1-5. Own it. You are as bad as anything in this league right now."

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Ryan Dunleavy can be reached at rdunleavy@njadvancemedia.com. Follow him on Twitter @rydunleavy.