December 11, 2009 - Saxton Hale

In the sixteen hours since war was declared between the Demoman and the Soldier, a whopping 2,681,005 kills (and counting) have been tallied. That's bloody astonishing! And it's all thanks to you! You should all be proud of yourselves!







Those of you worried that you're missing prime exam-studying time right now, keep in mind you're now participating not only in the bloodiest war Team Fortress 2 has ever seen, but the bloodiest battle, ever, of all time. I don't want to oversell how big this is, but I am not exaggerating when I say that this war can be seen from space. If a prospective employer isn't impressed by reading that on your college transcript, watch outyou might be applying for a job as a five-year-old girl.



Hah!



Saxton Hale



P.S. Why not buy a Mann Co. t-shirt? I don't wear clothes on my upper body, for obvious reasonsbut I hear t-shirts are great for those of you who have been told to put on a shirt (for obvious reasons).



