Three years deep into the Reddit Secret Santa game, I got my first no show. Bummer big time. I clicked the re-match button not knowing what to expect, but my re-match appeared in my inbox like some sort of super hero, quelling my fears.

Before I knew it, a box was at my door. When you list your preferences on secret santa, you expect that they'll find one that works. I listed my favorite sports teams, the Knicks, Jets, and Mets (yes I know i'm cursed), and expected that if I was so lucky to get a secret santa that cared about my interests, one of these would help them pick something.

Except my rematch picked more than something. They used all of them.

A Mets banner. A Knicks banner. Jets tape. A Jets sign. Who knew someone could get so excited about such terrible teams (me my entire life).

And the best of all was a basketball hoop for the back of my door with the Knicks logo front and center. And yes, I did definitely put it up and dunk on it and make someone record me dunking, but I'll spare you all that video.

Thank you so much Secret Santa!!!!