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Hitler Reacts to Enhanced Traffic Stops on the Road into Burning Man

00:00 - 00:03 We have word of enhanced traffic stops

00:04 - 00:05 The Feds and Tribal police

00:05 - 00:07 are pulling vehicles over on 447

00:08 - 00:12 Reports are coming in on Reddit and social media

00:12 - 00:15 of a large LEO presence in Nixon

00:17 - 00:19 There has to be another route

00:19 - 00:21 we will avoid Nixon altogether

00:24 - 00:26 My fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 there is no ...

00:31 - 00:33 there is no alternative route

00:34 - 00:36 we have to drive through Nixon

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone not riding in the RV leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 Are you fucking kidding me !!

01:15 - 01:17 How are we going to bring in all the drugs?

01:18 - 01:23 I have two ounces of California medicinal

01:25 - 01:28 at least 100 pressies, a sheet of acid

01:29 - 01:31 and enough K to kill a horse.

01:31 - 01:34 How can I dance to Diplo without molly?

01:34 - 01:37 Fuck the government man !

01:37 - 01:40 This whole thing is Trump's fault

01:40 - 01:42 My fuhrer we can leave the drugs at home

01:42 - 01:46 Leave the drugs at home? Are you fucking high?

01:46 - 01:48 My fuhrer They're using dogs

01:48 - 01:52 Seriously? Mother fuckin' K9s?

01:53 - 01:54 This is bullshit !!

01:56 - 01:57 Each and every one of you

01:57 - 02:00 are going to take a balloon full of drugs

02:00 - 02:03 and stash it up your fucking asses !!

02:04 - 02:08 We'll get the sparkle ponys

02:08 - 02:13 to hide them up their prison purses

02:14 - 02:16 We will leave no orifice unstuffed

02:17 - 02:21 We need to get those drugs on playa

02:27 - 02:29 I've been going to Burning Man since '04

02:30 - 02:34 This would never happen if Larry was still alive

02:34 - 02:36 The whole event has gone to shit

02:41 - 02:42 Cancel the RV reservation

02:43 - 02:47 Sell our tickets and vehicle pass. I'm not going.

02:48 - 02:53 How can I burn without chemical enhancement?

02:54 - 02:56 I just had all my faux fur dry cleaned

02:56 - 02:59 My outfits were going to be spectacular

03:00 - 03:02 I was going to take my girlfriend to orgy dome

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok there a bad strain of the clap going around

03:14 - 03:16 The months of planning, all for nothing.

03:19 - 03:23 Klaus was going to be designated shirtcocker

03:25 - 03:26 I wanted to see that

03:31 - 03:33 His dick swinging free

03:40 - 03:46 I'm done with Burning Man forever. Shit's gone too mainstream anyways.

03:46 - 03:49 Might as well just go to Coachella