“This category is about something that everyone is doing… we are doing it, you are doing it, everyone is making their own Stoner Schematics. Wait! You might be asking yourself, what in the hell is this… Stoner Schematic? Well I am glad that you subconsciously reached into your head and spat out a question such as this for us. Stoner Schematics are Stoner’s (‘hence the name’) Schematics (blueprints, instructions, whatever your vernacular…). It is what the Stoner creates, be it canabutter, some crazy rolling technique, or even just a great way to blow smoke… that is a Stoner Schematic.”

——–> Got suggestions for schematics? E-mail Pistachio or E-mail Dignan

Nothing is more common from October to December than pumpkins. Especially with Halloween just now being over, it leads us to ask… wtf are we going to do with all of these fucking pumpkins? Why not make a pumpkin bong? This guy, who seems to be a semi-skilled Jack Nicholson imitator, has made a pretty good guide for making a jacko-lantern-pumpkin-bongs. My personal favorite quote from this, “Not that you are going to get the munchies… but I do.” Check it out, try it out, if you make one and want to show it off, hook us up with some pictures.