*Howard the Duck is walking the streets of San Fransokyo*



Howard the Duck: Heroes, my ass! A stupid fairy tale princess and a bunch of Halloween funhouse rejects! If I was out there, I would show them to get businness done! I mean, S.H.I.E.LD. doesn't recognize my existence for some reason, so nothing is stopping me, so-



*Howard's monolgue is interrupted when he comes across the discarded Mare Do Well costume and gun in a trash can*



*Howard stares at it for a while, smiles wickedly, grabs the costume and the gun and goes deeper into the allley*



*when he comes out...*



Darkwing Duck: I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT! I AM THE STICKY UNDERWEAR ON A HOT SUMMER DAY! I AM THE TOAST AFTER YOU ALREADY HAD LEFTOVERS! I AM DARKWING DUCK!



*Darkwing Duck runs off in search of evildoers*