TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | Contact

As everyone with half a brain knows, you just don’t accept follow or friend requests from hot chicks on social media. Not because they’re hot, but because they’re not real, they’re bots – or if they are real, chances are they added you by mistake.



Despite having this knowledge, Brettly Rodman has this morning entertained the thought of accepting a friend request from Staci Obskivic, a saucy looking broad who’s profile picture shows her wearing a small metallic pink bikini and posing in the backseat of a car.



Brettly hovered over the accept button before noticing they had a mutual friend, he tells The Advocate that was when he knew Staci was a bot for sure.



“Dougy was friends with her”



“And there’s no way a bird that hot would be friends with Dougy.”



Rodman was then asked why he entertained the thought of accepting Staci in the first place, knowing full well that she was a bot.



“Oh, I dunno, I spose I’m pretty lonely at the moment”



“Thought maybe it was one of the chicks I met out last week”



“Sometimes you just give into that little bit of hope, that this really hot chick is real and interested in you”



“Guess that’s how they get you” he sighed.