King Dedede is a cultural icon, an unrivaled God near perfection. For him to not represent his home country as a mascot of the Olympics is a huge mistake. No one knows who the Pretty Cure characters are and they're mascots - replace them with King Dedede. He is internationally recognizable, is a flightless bird and has a large hammer. Benevolent leader.

There was a king,

he had a snail,

can I make it more obvious

Kirby had came,

the king was insane,

what more can I say?

He was so pink

The king wanted to get rid of that old chap

But poor Tiff and Tuff stuck up their nose,

They had a problem Kirby's role



His name's King Dedede,

and he's gonna kill Kirby,

He's not good enough for us

Right here is Escargoon,

his head is right on the moon,

he's gotta come back down to town.

Two hours from now,

Kirby's at home,

sleeping in a tree that Tokorri owned,

They turn on TV, guess who he sees,

King Dedede doing his own series.

Tiff gives a warning,

the people don't know,

they say "Kirby must go away!"

Tuff tagged along,

stuck with that phrase,

Look at that King they knock down.

His name's King Dedede,

and he's gonna kill Kirby,

he isn't good enough for us,

Kirby's a super star,

riding on his warp star

does that pink face see what he's worth?

(2x)

"Sorry sir, but you must pay"

The N.M.E. salesman said.

The King had to find another way

to put Kirby to an end.

Too bad Escargoon is beat

by the King who's in defeat,

there is more than meets the eye

I see Escargoon

There was a King,

and he's got a snail,

can I make it more obvious?

He cut up Fofa,

didn't you see,

how Fololo and Falala came

His name's King Dedede,

and he tried to kill Kirby,

but his plans were foiled,

he teamed up with Wario,

singing a song they know,

in a Rock-afire spinoff.

(2x)