What’s up, Moto 360 (2nd gen) in all sorts of knurled-out gold? Welcome to Droid Life.

Before we review you, it’s time to put you through a quick unboxing to not only share with the crew that we have you, but also because you need to be touched. We need to feel that knurl. We need that gold on our wrist. We need that Horween leather on our skin.

What’s that? You come with upgrades, like a Snapdragon 400 processor and 400mAh battery? Oh, and those look like lugs. Yes indeed, those are lugs. And thank you, for switching that crown to the 2 o’clock position – our wrists will appreciate not being poked every time we lean on the bar for that next cocktail order.

Enough from us, though, it’s time for your cameo. Do your unboxing thang, Moto 360, do it.