Dude, you got it so right!!!! I needed an umbrella ridiculously badly, and you went above and beyond getting me one with my sad, pathetic, beloved Rams on it. They will keep me dry even as they completely suck on the turf. That's a fair trade-off, right?

And you didn't stop there! You got me a Funko Pop from one of my favorite shows, Once Upon a Time! It's Snow White! And not just Snow White, but season ONE Snow White, when she was a badass and not a whiny puss like she's been all this season so far. Damn, I miss badass Snow.... But I digress.

So THANK YOU many many times over, Santa Matt! You did so great that you are even forgiven for the Comic Sans in the note (and I swear to Dog, the graphic designer in me just about had a stroke when I saw that abortion of a font). Merry merry merry nonoffensive holiday to YOU!!!!!