@RBPundit LOL, they truly act like fangirls. So repulsive. — Suze (@suze109) September 23, 2014

Yep. And it’s truly sickening.

On Tuesday, President Obama made a super short statement about the Syria airstrikes and ISIS that pretty much said nothing, aside from self-praise heaped on a coalition of five. Five.

Also, it is going to “take time.”

Pres #Obama: "overall effort will take time…will be challenges ahead, but we're going to do what's necessary to take the fight to [#ISIS]" — Kyla Campbell (@KylaCampbellDC) September 23, 2014

MORE: Obama said the joint fight against the Islamic State will take time but is vital to security: http://t.co/jLV2WZy6Lu — The Associated Press (@AP) September 23, 2014

Obama: “Overall effort will take time" — Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 23, 2014

But wait …

So, media. Why is it ok for Obama to wage a intergenerational war against Islamists when you all nailed Bush over it? — RB (@RBPundit) September 23, 2014

Yes, what about that? We’ll wait, lapdogs.

In the meantime, there’s also this:

It's kinda like war but without the fancy name #syriaairstrikes — Will Kremer (@WillKremer) September 23, 2014

Still not heard a name for this latest war, though officials & military officers are warning it might last years. — Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) September 23, 2014

Hmmm. Let’s think a minute.

Hey! How’s this for an idea?

@attackerman Mr Obama says it's the whole world against a strain of extremists who use terrorist tactics. I propose "Global War on Terror." — Razor (@hale_razor) September 23, 2014

Genius.

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