“This is a final notice from the IRS. The nature and purpose of this call is to inform you we have received legal petition notice concerning a tax fraud against you. Before this matter goes to the federal claims courthouse or before you get arrested, please call immediately.”

The first time I was greeted by that uplifting automated call on my iPhone I shrugged it off. The second time, I actually worried I might have unknowingly pulled a Martha Stewart. The third, fourth and 10th times, I was furious these low-life scammers...