So before I start I’d like to say this is my last translation before I disappear for a while. The reason when I Get home I spend 1-4 hours summarizing a chapter. After that I study more kanji and such. Now instead of spending my time doing this which isn’t really progressing my Japanese skills (derp) I’m going to start studying hard 24/7 (like I said I would to lemonwater123 and trupin and translationchicken but I just keep procrastinating lol). So yeah…. next time I make a translation it’ll be a totally bitching legit one. I also want to be able to make gameplay of the upcoming re:zero game coming out in march (so I can read it to you guys). So all in all even though it takes several hours to make these, and they don’t even get that much attention. I’m still glad to have made this to the 4 or so people that liked these. You were the only reason I kept doing this :P.

Without further ado, lets get riiiiiiight into the shitpost.

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This takes place two chapters after Ram tries to protect her husbandu from the Centaur who probably had a gigantic dick but the author didn’t wanna mention it I guess.

*Subaru’s like….. well that was hard*

*Subaru and Ram are covered in dust, sweat, and mud (bro chill it isn’t the honeymoon yet)*

Barusu’s useless without me…. (HNNNNNNNNNNNNG that one line got me for some I’m sorry)

*Ram might be praising Subaru in this part…. not too sure*

*Shaula walks to Subaru and clings onto his arm*

*Emilia gets jealous and pulls on Subau’s hair (fuck off lol)*

*shaula lets go of subaru’s arm (needle fuck that bitch shaula >:T*

*the whole gang arrives*

*someone says something along the lines of “ok enough sitting around, lets go”*]

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*everyone’s following Subaru*

*I pray to the heavens I’m reading this right but I might be wrong ;c…. basically Rams holding onto Subaru’s right arm*

*Ram is CRUSCHING (kek) Subaru’s hand I believe*

*Subaru says hi to Meili (blue haired loli)

*something about Emilia being worried*

*Subaru’s talking with Julius*

*Julius touches his bangs and bends him lip at Subaru? (I dont know what that means but it sounds gay)*

*Ram calling Subaru bold and brazen??*

*Subaru picks up Ram*

*Subaru saying something about Rams slender body and small heart*

*Subaru talking about Rams appearance, saying she looks cool and gentle, and she has a sweet face and stuff*

*Ram tells Subaru to stop staring at her*

*something along the lines of b-b-b-but Ram, and something else*

*Ram says “do not do that anymore”*

*Subaru’s embarrassed*

*Ram is ranting*

*she’s staring daggers at him then she says “forget it”*

*now Ram is just staring at Subaru* (THTRHJRTRTKDSD)

*skipping alot of dialog*

*something about Shaula’s (the gril at the end of the Centaur fight chapter who thinks Subaru is her master and is attached to him) ponytails*

*skipping more dialog*

*something about Ram’s thin chest*

*Ram is talking with Shaula and asking her a lot of questions (WHILE IN SUBARU’S ARMS HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG)*

*Shaula basically says her master is Flugal*

fin

see you when kiss or die comes out……… lol I’m probably still gonna shitpost while I’m studying jap stuff <U>.

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