On his radio program today, Glenn Beck revealed that he is trying to organize a Republican presidential primary debate that will feature only the candidates that he and his audience could support, thereby excluding the “progressives” like Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Mike Huckabee, and Donald Trump.

Unfortunately for him, Reince Priebus and the RNC will not give Beck’s network permission to host that type of a limited debate but Beck thinks he has found a loophole that will allow him to do so nonetheless … though it may require him to start a church that will exist for all of one night.

As Beck explained, a loophole exists that allows churches to invite specific candidates to participate in a discussion forum or debate and so he intends to reach out to some of the megachurches in the Dallas area about hosting just such an event as a front so that Beck’s network could then organize, conduct and broadcast it.

But if he can’t find a church in which to host his debate, Beck might just have to start his own one-day church.

“I’m thinking about starting the Church of the Glenn,” he said. “Now, I’m just going to try it out for a little while. I may not be interested in doing it for very long; it might be just like, one night, on a Thursday when we try it … The Spirit moves me and sometimes the Spirit will say, ‘Open a church’ and the very next day, after we do a big event, it might say, ‘Close down your church.'”

Jesus has told him, Beck continued, facetiously, “that I should open my church maybe in like a giant movie sound stage. Oh my gosh, I just realized, this is a giant movie sound stage! Who would have thunk? The first miracle of the Church of Glenn!”