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INDEX

Chapter 1: http://pastebin.com/e4jz04wa

Chapter 2: http://pastebin.com/UrS3Ld1u

Chapter 3: http://pastebin.com/z7b23p63

Chapter 4: http://pastebin.com/SvxnKGVF

Chapter 5: http://pastebin.com/WBi4jYJj

Chapter 6: http://pastebin.com/D9qAL7P0

If you have corrections or questions, you may contact me at daxingdan@gmail.com

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Chapter 1: Nico's Secret Measurements

Thud, thud, thud.

Heavy footsteps resound resound as I dash out of the seniors' classroom and up the stairs.

"Huh? Nico-chan, where are you going? Class is about to-"

A classmate calls out to me.

Thud, thud, thud.

But I don't have time for that right now!

Wait... no, I take that back.

It's exactly at times like these that I have to break out the Nico-nii smile.

"Thanks, I know! I just need to do something!"

I run like the wind, leaving only my voice behind.

So cool ♡

That's Nico-niicchi, the super popular idol who's always around to give others a smile, no matter how busy she is ♪

Maybe now they'll become my fans too?

Tee hee hee ♡

As I run up the stairs, I clutch my chest... Crunch.

Oops.

The folded sheet of paper I'd pressed up against myself... The long awaited article that would foretell my destiny... and I'd crumpled it!

Oh crap, what now?

I spare no effort in trying to flatten out the A4 size sheet of paper.

Hm, it's a bit wrinkled now. Oh well.

I continue up the staircase, and bang ♪

The clear blue sky greets me once I throw the door open.

The rooftop, completely deserted.

Ah, skipping class feels so good!

At that moment, I started to calm down.

And, step by step,

I walk out to the middle of the roof

And drop to the floor, cross-legged.

Woah there, I can't just let my guard down because I'm alone. I straighten out the hem of my skirt. After all, I'd be in huge trouble if someone caught that on one of those cutting-edge telephoto lenses.

Exclusive Exposé! What Lies Beneath Up-and-Coming School Idol Nico-nii's Skirt!?

As if ♡

Or maybe something like this?

Undercover Scoop! Chart-topping School Idol Nico-nii's Secret Three Sizes, an Impressive-

Haah.

Once I think of that, I let out a sigh.

Rustle, rustle.

I unfold the newly-updated document in my hands, the one that shall reveal to me the path my life shall take: my physical exam results.

Class 3C, #29: Nico Yazawa.

And beneath that...

image: http://imgur.com/BmzSNBj

Ohhhhhh.

My shoulders go slack.

Those expressionless numbers sit before my eyes.

71.

Ughhh.

Sure, I'd seen it coming,

But still, I'd kinda gotten my hopes up.

I mean, you never know, right?

At age 18, I'm technically still growing.

As a girl, our biggest growth spurts are supposed come around this time. In fact, if you look at the many idols, you can see massive changes in their face, their body, and their general image going from age 18 to 19. In my opinion, at least.

From my results as a prolific Idol Watcher, the girls who become the centers for popular groups usually make their debut at 14 or so, and then make it big at 15 or 16.

By around 18, those pretty girls lose that innocent look and start looking like adults, and they instantly go from working in ads for candy or soft drinks to appearing at events for big corporations and stuff, and then finally, the best of the best win the teen division Diamond Award and enter the mainstream! That's the best way for an idol to go, I think.

Yeppers.

Ah, but what do I do about this?

71cm

My bust...

It hasn't grown a single millimeter over the past year.

Looking down at my chest, hidden under my bright pink school sweater and the dark green tie, I can't see even a hint of cleavage.

Waaah, I'd already added 3 cm to my μ's official profile, but that's just a total lie now!

What to do?

Is this why they invented the phrase, "cooking the numbers"?

Aghhh.

My voice hasn't changed, and I've never once experienced a growth spurt. In fact, when we'd line up by height back in elementary school, I'd usually be taller half of the line. Then, every year, I'd move a little bit forward, and now, I'm practically at the very front!

The fresh, 18-year-old Nico Nico Nii.

Maybe... my real growth spurt hasn't come yet?

Can... can that really happen!?

As I cock my head in consideration,

A voice comes from behind.

"Ohhh! It's Nico-chan! You skipping class!?" says the loud voice ringing through my ears.

Who's there!? Who'd be so crazy as to make such a scene when she knows someone's trying to skip?

With a furrowed brow... No, stop right there!

I can't let anyone catch me with my brow furrowed. Not on my life.

Nico-nii is a radiant idol angel who's always got a smile on her face.

As I wipe the annoyance from being called out off of my face,

I turn around to check who's there.

"Oh, Rin-chan and Kayochin."

With a wide smile and her arms stretched out like an airplane, Rin-chan runs towards me, followed by her long-time friend, Hanayo-chan.

The first underclassman clubmates Nico's had in her life ♡

Rin-chan's carrying a big bag of some snack food, while Hanayo-chan's carrying a lunchbox...?

What??

I never took them for the type to skip class for munchies.

Rin-chan hums as she lands next to me with a smile.

"We freshies don't have a 6th period class now that we're done with with our measurements. The kids without clubs already went home, while we came up to wait for practice to start ☆"

"Here, we can eat so our stomachs won't start rumbling during practice."

I see.

And she continues,

"What's this? What are you reading, Nico-chan? Did you get some info on a new school idol?"

Rin-chan looks over at my physical exam sheet with anticipation.

"Woah, woaaaaaah! I-it's nothing! Nothing at all! It's just some handout from school that I was holding on to-"

I don't even know what I'm saying anymore as I take the physical exam sheet and hide it behind my back. Rin-chan gives me a smirk.

"Oh, I see. Didn't do so well on your last test? I'll bet you didn't study for it one bit! We've been so busy practicing with μ's, after all. I know how you feel. It's like, before you know it, it's the night before test day, and though you want to stay up to study, the harder you focus, the sleepier you get! Yay, you and I are two of a kind!"

I'd rather not be two of a kind with you.

As that thought goes through my head, I fire back

"Oh, come on! It's not a test! Aw, this sucks! I'd finally gotten some time to myself to plan out my future growth as an idol..."

Before I could finish my thought...

Woah.

A massive pair of breasts sat down in front of me.

The irritating sight of a blue school sweater, insufficient to conceal the jiggling of the masses beneath, blocks my vision.

This is beyond cleavage. What's the best way for me to classify the object before me?

A mountain range?

The summit?

Perhaps Cape Canaveral would be more appropriate. They look like they could fire their engines and lift off at any moment. It almost makes me want to reach out for them, but I snap myself out of it.

Smile.

As I raise my eyes, I see Hanayo-chan, sitting delicately with her knees together, giggle.

"So the seniors got measured at noon? Oh, but first, are you hungry, Nico-chan? You can have one of my rice balls if you want ♪ I used the special kelp and seafood mix today..."

As she speaks, she cheerfully produces a gigantic riceball from her lunchbox, totally blackened with dried seaweed.

Why does it have eyes?

"I made it into a soot sprite, tee hee hee ♡"

Oh. Like the ones in Totoro.

I'm wasn't exactly sure why, but at that moment, I felt like I was helplessly defeated.

Obviously, there was that thing about her bust, but also... that rice ball.

She held before me a rice ball nearly the size of my own head. And she'd brought three of them. (When I asked her later, she shyly told me one was a spare, but at any rate, it's not normal to keep spare riceballs in your lunchbox.)

I don't have a large appetite in the first place, so I don't think I could never eat something that big. And I don't have the time to make lunches in the likeness of cartoon characters in the morning, either.

And what's more, if 6th period's starting right about now... didn't they just have lunch?

Absolutely unbelievable. I felt powerless.

Argh.

Do I have to eat that much to get bigger breasts after all?

Hanayo-chan's two years younger than me, too.

Seeing my shoulders slump in disappointment, Hanayo was taken aback.

"Oh, sorry... do you dislike dried seaweed? I personally think it's not a real riceball unless it's nearly overflowing with the stuff, but my granny would scold me, saying that if I ate too much, I'd get all plump..."

As if by instinct, I take ahold of Hanayo-chan's hands and blurt out,

"Dried seaweed!? Is that your secret!? Is dried seaweed the secret to your voluptuous, much-envied boobs!?

I might have looked a bit too desperate.

"She said I'd get all plump, a-and hairy-"

Maybe the pressure was too much, as Hanayo-chan started to lose her voice. Then Rin joined in.

"What do we have here? Rin likes dried seaweed too ♡ It goes great with tonkotsu ramen!"

You're just as flat as me either way.

Ah, no, as I look at her chest... Curse you! She might have a bit more volume than me. Oh.

Then a stroke of genius strikes me.

"Hey, Rin-chan, Rin-chan, you've known Hanayo-chan since you were kids, so that means you've seen how she's progressed over time, right?"

"S-sure..."

Rin-chan looks slightly startled as she replies.

Oh come on! You don't have to be so scared just because I've come up with an idea ♡

I stood up.

"Good! Then I need to interview you as the world's leading expert on Hanayo-chan! Now, about Hanayo's boobs... just when did they get so big? Surely it wasn't in elementary school, was it? I mean, she looks like a late bloomer, and she's not all that tall, either. So was there any food she suddenly began to like around the time her boobs started growing? Or some other cause? If it was because of dried seaweed, did she suddenly start to like dried seaweed around then, or was there some other reason..."

As I pause to think, I feel like I may have jumped the gun there.

If I just barrage Rin-chan with questions...

Rustle rustle rustle.

"Aaaaaah!"

With stars in her eyes, Rin-chan snatches the physical exam sheet that I'd protected so well out of my lap.

"Nooooo! You don't look at that! Stooop!"

Nico-nii's death throes.

Rin-chan cocks her head as if she doesn't realize what's so private, and then gasps.

She claps her hands once.

"Your bust! I see! Your bust's in the 70's! Hooray! I knew we were two of a kind ♡! We're small-bust buddies! It's too bad we don't have the same impact Kayochin ahd Nozomi-chan have, but at least it's easier for us to dance, right ♪?

She speaks gleefully as she holds her hands up for a high five.

Hey, I didn't ask for this!

Blushing, I look away...

But I give her the high five. Not like I have a say in the matter.

It's time to get serious.

"Sure, it might be easier to dance, but we're idols, you know? We've gotta do swimsuit photoshoots, and it's vital that we look good in what we wear! Frills look better with the volume that a good chest has, and if you can show a bit of cleavage, then it's all the better! And most of all, idols need a proper bust to get noticed in the first place!

Rin-chan pricks up her ears, and turns still.

I'm sure images of Nozomi and Hanayo-chan's breasts are going through her head right now.

"Right? Right, right, right, right? Of course, it might be hard to change your figure that much by now, but you still want to get into the 80's, just like any other girl in the world, don't you? I wanna advance to an AA cup at the very least! You're a freshman so you can still wait and hope nature takes its course, but I'm already a senior! I don't have any time left!"

I transition out of the high five, holding her hands in mine as I earnestly reason with Rin-chan. She begins to think with a strangely serious look on her face.

"Hmmm, true enough. Everyone thinks I'm boyish, but maybe if my boobs grow out a bit more, I'll start to appear more girl!"

Yay, it worked ♡

I've successfully recruited Rin-chan ♪

Now that I've gotten her childhood friend Rin-chan with me, Hanayo-chan's gonna have to show us the secret to her knockers!

You can't keep a secret from me ♪

But she doesn't even give me time to finish my thoughts.

"Come on, Hanayo! Hit us with your best ideas for Nico-Rin's 'Mission: Breast Growth!' "

"Wait, aren't the two of you best friends? And you're telling me you don't have an idea what the key to Hanayo-chan's boobs might be?"

"Not the slightest!"

Her swift response lowers my hopes. However,

"I... I wouldn't know anything about that eith-"

Hanayo-chan's trembling response was well within my calculations. We'll just ignore it for now.

"Really!? Then you'll just have to let Nico-nii, with the supervision Rin-chan, figure it out ♡! I'm sure the secret to Hanayo's sweater puppies lies within her daily routine! You have my word that I will not rest until we pin it down!"

I declare with my hand raised to the sky. Rin-chan happily jumps up with me

"I'm not gonna get left behind either ☆♪♯"

Hanayo-chan seems to be struck speechless.

At any rate, it just wouldn't do if I asked my fellow seniors Nozomi-chan or Eli-chan.

That's why I'll be needing your cooperation ♡

We don't have a second to waste. First we write down notes no. 1 and 2.

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Afterwards, Rin-chan and I tailed Hanayo-chan and began imitating her lifestyle.

Wherever our instructor, Hanayo-chan, goes the two of us follow, single file!

If she covers her head, Rin-chan and I cover ours as well. If Hanayo-chan turns around, the two of us follow suit.

As they say, monkey see, monkey do ♡

When Hanayo-chan slacks off in the hallways, the two of us force ourselves to sit still with her, and when she trips and flashes her panties while changing from her uniform into her practice clothes, the two of us flash ours as well.

Giggle ♡

Hanayo-chan's wearing panties printed with small spring flowers.

Rin-chan's panties are aqua blue with a showy Spongebob design.

And Nico's are... Woah there, that's far beyond top secret information! Not even the president can know. It's meant for Nico's eyes only ♪

Then, at last...

All of a sudden, Hanayo-chan begins to stand pidgeon-toed, fidgeting with her face red. Without saying a word, she turns around and makes a break for it.

"Oh no! Kayochin's trying to shake us off! It's finally time for the big climax! We're about to discover the secret rituals she used to make her boobs so big!"

Rin-chan's eyes glittered with the same light of realization as mine

"Wow! We've been friends for so long, but I've never known about this! Once I learn this secret, our friendship will advance to a whole new level♪!"

The two of us, the would-be Holmes and Dr. Watson pair, give fervent chase to Hanayo-chan, who leads us to...

A pair of large double doors set with glass, and shining white tiles.

And the sound of dripping water.

This is...

"The restroom..."

Oh, is that it...?

The two of us ponder whether to follow her inside, but, as neither of us need to go, we end up waiting outside.

"You don't think she's doing some secret ritual in the toilet, do you?"

"No, I think that's a bit too out there. Kayochin used to be too scared to go to the bathrooms alone, after all. I don't think it's a place she'd enjoy being in ☆"

Nico nico, nya-nya.

As we speak, along come...

"Huh? What are you doing out here? We're about to start practice..."

It's Umi-chan, her face as diligent, her voice as elegant as ever. Accompanying her is Kotori-chan.

"What a relief, I was looking for you because I was worried the freshmen might forget and go home ♡"

Kotori-chan's got both hands full with bags of what looks like clothes, but her smile's so relaxing nonetheless!

Ah, if only I had a smile like that. It would be such a powerful asset to my idol career.

"You don't have to worry about that! We're going through Ms. Kayochin's breast growth class right now♪! We've been following her the whole time, researching what she does to make her boobs grow so big! Pretty cool, huh? Then, she started running away all of a sudden, so Nico-chan was like, 'Woah, is it time to learn her secret!?' and followed her to the toilets. Now we're taking a little break while we wait for her to come out"

Not good.

I see Umi-chan's mood darken.

I turn around with a swoosh.

Acting like I just heard someone call my name.

I need to get away.

I hear the flush of a toilet,

And out comes Hanayo-chan

"Hanayo-chan..."

Kotori-chan calls out to her worriedly, and Hanayo-chan looks as if she's about to cry.

"K... Kotori-chan... I don't really know any secrets to make my boobs any bigger... Those two just suddenly started to..."

Her face is beet red.

Her eyes start getting misty.

And Umi-chan is trembling as if she's about to blow a fuse.

"Nico! Rin! What are you two doing!?"

Eek! S-sorry!

But this, too, is a vital part of idol research!

As I yell, I grab Rin-chan's hand and hightail it outta there!

If nothing else, my running legs are one thing I have confidence in ♡

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And so...

Nico's Breast Enlargement Project went on temporary hiatus.

I'm still real caught up on Hanayo-chan's large, soft boobs... but, now that I think about it, Hanayo-chan just has that sort of build, with more volume all-around, right?

I feel like I'm a bit different.

Which is why...

Tee hee hee ♡

Though Umi-chan was mad at me back then, I got a good look.

At Kotori-chan's squishy breasts as she held those bags of clothing against her chest, that is ♡♡♡

Though she's busty too, she's not quite the same as Hanayo-chan or Nozomi-chan. In fact, I'd say she's the thin, slender type, right?

Just like me ♡

Alright, tomorrow, I'm gonna give her a thorough investigation and figure out the secret behind her boobs!

Just 9 more centimeters until my poor little 71-cm chest enters the 80's.

I'm not gonna give up, no matter what the cost!

So, wait just a bit longer ♡

Kotori-chan's gonna be my next target ♪

Comments ♡ Umi