His voice? But what about his face? Like...woof.

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I mean, she dated Mac Miller

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we’ve all been dickmatized, although I doubt he puts the pipe.mp3 down good. Id

hit it and quit it tbh.

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lol i was just thinking, omg his voice is so awful

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lmao his voice is so off-putting

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his voice is AWFUL omg

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His voice match with the shit that comes out of his mouth, omg

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he sounds like jay baruchel a bit (just not canadian)...except jay actually seems kind of endearing



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I can't stand the way he over-enunciates his words but I guess you have to when it sounds like you've got food in your mouth

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he literally sounds like a white tyler the creator, i close my eyes and that's all i hear

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big dicks don't even matter tho, it's about how you hit the walls not smash the ceiling

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my surface level knowledge tells me he has absolutely nothing to promote. people here said his role in that netflix movie is minimal and it's not like he'd really promote snl? like, what the fuck is he doing there

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wow he really does sound like a muppet

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looks like one too

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I swear to God I dare my man to describe being engaged to me as being "fucking lit".

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Lmao this

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LOL I would die laughing if my bf said that about our relationship. I can't believe he went on the TONIGHT SHOW and said his two month relationship was "fucking lit". Kids these days.

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lol

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if my boyfriend ever says "lit", i may end things.



i just can't take people seriously when they say 'lit'. so much secondhand cringe.

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lmfao

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I’m ok with lit being used ironically in private but that’s it

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the escalation was so much and so fast that I'm bored now

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honestly what is he even interviewing for. he doesn't do anything when SNL isn't happening.

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That’s my question.

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lol girl it's in the interview! he's promoting set it up, the new netflix romcom

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I was absolutely not about to watch these fools, rpatz excluded.

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He was in a Netflix movie that just came out

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He has something to promote, but the reason he is actually there is because of his engagement to Ariana Grande.

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I'd like my future fiance to speak like an adult, now that would be fucking lit.

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he’s embarrassing

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he's 24. most men speak this way at that age lmao.



or idk at least the ones I know o_o

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idk man... ive been on dates with complete morons and even they spoke slightly better

mainly, I cant imagine describing my engagement as "fucking lit" lol

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Not in my experience. That's more how late teens talk.

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Like, drop them.

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I've unfortunately had the displeasure of hearing plenty of men pushing 40 describe everything as "lit" I once heard a 35 year old man say "it's gonna be a lituation"



I wanted to die

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Then DON'T MARRY A 24-YEAR-OLD. They're morons.

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he's the epitome of douche

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I'm loving Rob just sitting there looking like that

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and he's all over rob's dick. it's kind of weird? i didn't realise they were friends but appaz so

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Right? Lol

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I never really heard her music before all this drama. What were all those Mariah Carey comparisons about? 🤔

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Lol my brother said the said the same. He said she has range but she doesn't know how to use it

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that could be it. she’s not bad but she’s no Mariah

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lolz, this and the beyonce sipping at once is lolarious

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Her inability to enunciate drives me crazy.

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lol my sister says she can hit some high notes but she doesn’t have Mariah’s range.

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they are both 'divas' apparently, both have a 'side', both can hit some high notes (tho Mariah's range is superior). but as Mariah has 'aged out' record companies want a replacement.

they are both 'divas' apparently, both have a 'side', both can hit some high notes (tho Mariah's range is superior). but as Mariah has 'aged out' record companies want a replacement.

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It's because Ariana's a decent singer and can hit some high notes. She also covered Emotions with all the whistles in that. I don't think Ariana utilizes her range as well, and she has mush-mouth. Mariah's lower range sounds much better, imo.

Lyrically...not even a contest.

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there are some songs on her first album that are clearly influenced by Mariah. Also her team really played up the Mariah comparisons while promoting her first album to get attention. She moved away from all that for her second album (even going so far as to criticize people who compared her to Mariah lmao).



Mariah is the superior singer though.

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Yours Truly basically



but ha range is nowhere near Mimi in her prime

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Feels like he "won a contest" and that it's "fucking lit" re: being engaged to Ariana



Really? Women aren't prizes to win/keep bro. Also this is the post ONTD has been waiting for, let me get my popcorn ready

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the worst part is probably when he talks about random guys on the street giving him props for getting with ariana, like she's a literal prize

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I had to stop after that part.

Men.

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when he did that cap touch, I was thinking of "My Lady" memes ewww

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first of all.. i doubt that

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lol and that the dudes on the streets thanked him for giving them (ugly men) hope





I'm fucking sorry, many many hideous men since the dawn of time have gotten witb attractive women so Pete isn't balancing some society justice scale

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didn’t she write a whole multi-page rant about exactly this when someone congratulated her last boyfriend for “tapping that”

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I thought of this as soon as I read it I thought of this as soon as I read it

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I think* he means that she's way out of his league and he still can't believe that she would choose to be with him.



But honestly...same..



Poor choice of words though. Blech.



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My reaction exactly!

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I’d let him perforate my colon. I’d go into sepsis for that diq tbh.

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u brave for admitting that

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Love yourself!



Why did autocorrect / predictive text try to suggest sucking after me typing Love. 😂😭

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Is there something you wanna share with the class?

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you don't love yourself.

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I would too. No shame. I wouldn’t date him though. And I’d only do it once.

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OMFG white men over 6'2'' can get away w anythinggggggg I swear. even w a face like Pete's.



just cuz he's tall doesn't mean he has a big dick, ladies/men!

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LOL

WERQ DAT COLON, SIS!!

You betta sleigh that passion pit...

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honey no

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Holy S H I T

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alright den...dream big i guess

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tbh i think he's cute but not sure if he's sepsis level cute



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lmao

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his new teeth are doing him wonders lol

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they look like hilary duff's when she was really skinny

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ah so that's why he looks like Jasmine Masters 🤔

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don't do Jasmine like that

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he looks like a horse

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i'm living for your icon omg lmao

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Lmao what is he on promoting?

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maybe the shitty netflix rom com i'm watching rn!!!

he's a dumb side character



or maybe just fucking ariana grande idk

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meth

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set it up, a netflix romcom. i forgot he was in it and i only watched it a couple days ago

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A movie he’s only in for maybe 5 minutes and that might be a stretch.

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rpattz seems bewildered

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Apparently he and Pete are besties - one of many useless facts I've learned about these people IDGAF about

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Ciara of "She can't book a stage fame" is also one of R-Patt'z besties. They had a joint b-day together, WTF?

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