bnha hero names

aizawa: ok idiots pick your hero names before 2 because i have a court hearing at 3. i may go to jail. be quick

todoroki: spicey icey

todoroki: …..can you all stop looking at me like that

kirishima: rocky road. but you can also call me-

aizawa: stop it

kirishima: any time ;)

ochako very quietly, lips brushing the mike: beyoncé

tsuyu: kermit the hermit

aizawa: legally you can’t do that

tsuyu: shut up bitch i have a permit

jirou: i don’t really have a name picked yet i just want to say that the next person who mentions airpods around me is going to get a baseball bat to the shins

kaminari: Stick Fork in Electric Socket. and Boy at the end

iida breathing heavily, sweating: square man

aizawa: elaborate

iida almost crying: albert fine-stein

bakugou: Boom Boom Shake the Room

bakugou: i will literally eat your heart if you don’t approve it