In the college caf, they had tons of ice cream in large tubs in a cooler. So, you’d go up and get whatever flavor you wanted by reaching into the cooler and then the respective tub.

But, we wanted a whole tub of moose tracks. So, someone distracted the lady who runs the caf sign in thingy and “someone” put the tub of moose tracks under their shirt and ran out the back door completely undetected.

Moose tracks for effing weeeeks.

A Palmer Township man allegedly struck his girlfriend in the head Wednesday night with a container of ice cream outside a Wilson Borough grocery store. Wilson police say Robert Ambrose Dixon, 51, of the 2300 block of Gruver Avenue, assaulted Donna Anisimowicz at the Bottom Dollar grocery store, 2431 Butler St. The two were arguing about a cellphone after a shopping trip, court papers say. Dixon allegedly grabbed a half-gallon of ice cream they’d just bought and hit Anisimowicz with it, causing her to lose balance and fall to the ground in the store’s parking lot. SOURCE: The Express-Times

You know, I think Bottom Dollar gets a bad rap. It’s obviously better than Aldi, but maybe not as good as Price Rite? Or is Price Rite not as good as Bottom Dollar?

I dunno. Just go to Wegmans,you silly Americans who pretend Wegmans is really any better than Walmart. Shop local, indeed.

I have to say that I am VERY disappointed we don’t know what flavor she was hit with. It just seems to me that it’d be much funnier if it was Neapolitan for some reason.