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"Oh, neither. Those two guys were just not appealing to me. I don't know. If you watch my show, I don't feel like we have guys that are like that. Like, Big [Chris Noth] was so wealthy and sexy, but he was never as sexy as everyone said. Although I did like how much money he had. And Aiden [John Corbett] made furniture. Like, what would we talk about at the end of the day when I came home? I can't really muster up a lot of politeness to be like, 'Oh, what else did you make? An armoire? Tell me more about that!' I just don't think I could. And by the way, I think the feeling is mutual. I don't think he would be interested in my life of writing Mindy Project episodes."