ADE 652

Because you demanded it we've gone and developed a brand new version of our top selling remote portable substance detector! Forget the ADE 651, be amazed by the new ADE 652 - brought to you by ATSC industries... Text from front of pack: Brand new product Stylish new design Sniff out whatever you want wherever you want Needs no batteries – powered by solar winds Used the world over Based on principles of nuclear quadropole resonance Another great ATSC product Text from back of pack: By programming the detection cards to specifically target a particular substance, (through the proprietary process of electro-static matching of the ionic charge and structure of the substance), the ADE 652 will ‘by-pass’ all known attempts to conceal the target substance. Can detect anything you want (including, but not limited to, guns, ammunition, drugs, truffles, zombies, robots, unicorns and bank notes) from a distance of up to 10 miles – through lead, water, rock or even from an airplane (up to an altitude of 5 kilometres). Major-General Jehad al-Jabiri of Iraq’s Interior Ministry's General Directorate for Combating Explosives has defended the device: "Whether it's magic or scientific, what I care about is detecting bombs. I don't care what they say. I know more about bombs than the Americans do. In fact, I know more about bombs than anyone in the world” If you haven't heard the scandalous story of the ADE 651 then you really do need to read this wikidpedia entry (and prepare to be astounded!) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651