Sam comments on my post about carrying through pot at the Portland airport,

In other airport security news, Penn and Teller are selling small metal copies of the Bill of Rights designed to set off an alarm when carried through airport security. Theses are being sold in the lobby of the new P & T show on Broadway, but I imagine there may be a link soon on VFTW.

Ah, but Sam — these aren’t new at all! They date back at least to 2010. And they’re classic.

Your metal copy of the Bill of Rights will alarm the metal detector and then you can actually say to the TSA, “Oh I’m sorry, here, take my rights” as you hand it over to be re-screened.

You can buy them here.

But they’re actually part of a whole family of products on offer. While fourth amendment luggage tags are out of stock, you can buy fourth amendment socks.

Here’s Penn Jillette on MSNBC: