ultranos:

(Because counterpunches was correct and I was totally a tease yesterday)

Today in AUs I Am Totally Not Writing:

This is totally based on the throw-away line in Punchy’s thing yesterday, where Anna is a cat person and dog-owner Kristoff is the next-door neighbor. And Elsa deadpans “Would you like me to have him assassinated?”

So. The reason Elsa keeps hiding away from and avoiding Anna is because she’s secretly an assassin and really trying to hide that fact from her little sister because oh god, really? So she comes up with increasingly implausible excuses as to why she’s not there/late.

“Elsa, where are you?! Your dinner is getting cold!”

“…uh, stuck in traffic?”

“Well, hurry up. You know crispy beef doesn’t reheat right!”

*MEANWHILE IN TAIWAN*

“Dammit, it had to be crispy beef night.”