Osama Bin Laden’s Final Video

It was when they answered the door as "Pizza Hut" that he knew something was awry. Only Domino's had the sweet pizza-tracker app that let you know just how soon you'd get your piping-hot pie. Besides, there wasn't a Hut for miles in Pakistan. But as he dove for his AK, the door burst open and he realized it was too late - so instead, he celebrated his last moments on Earth with a hearty gulp of Mountain Dew Code Red.