HOLY. SHIT.

I wasn't sure what to expect as my Trick or Treat Santa asked me two questions: what is my favorite horror movie slasher (answer: obvious) and, later, does vulgarity offend me? I jokingly asked if s/he was going to send me a dildo (answer: no).

Well, happy Trick or Treat Exchange to me, bitch! I received a sweet autograph of Freddy Krueger himself, Robert Englund. I hastily edited my not-so-common name out if you're wondering why it looks weird.

I also received a bag of Snickers and a personal note. I laughed so much, I knew I had to post it here. The Snickers melted in the mailbox, unfortunately, because Florida weather is hell, so they're cooling in the fridge as we speak.

Thank you SO much to my Trick or Treat Santa, quothetheraven79. This was my first ToT exchange, and you did not disappoint!!!