(Picture: Jo Duck/Bompas & Parr)

Sploshing. Sounds like the simple joy of stomping in puddles with wellington boots on. Isn’t.

Sploshing, in case you haven’t heard of it, is in fact a type of ‘wet and messy fetishism’. It revolves around the act of smushing, smearing, and rubbing food onto the naked body, either during sex or while being photographed or filmed for splosh porn.

Sometimes the food is then eaten off the naked body. Sometimes it’s just rubbed around by writhing, naked bodies.

It’s all dirty, sticky fun, and it’s more popular than you might think.


(Picture: Jo Duck/Bompas & Parr)

While most fancy dessert brands aren’t entirely pleased with having their name associated with sploshing, jelly-makers Bompas & Parr have decided to embrace it.



They’ve collaborated with fashion photographer Jo Duck to create Cake Holes, a series of photos of, well, people sitting on cakes and jellies.

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They rounded up people who were willing to sit on cakes that afternoon, gave them a choice of cakes to sit on, asked them a few questions, and took their photos.

We’re sure it was an interesting experience for everyone involved.

Black Forest Gateaux

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We may never know why these people chose to spend their afternoon sitting on cakes.

What we do know, however, is that this particular person’s proudest achievement is making a collection of clothing ‘so extreme even the dean of fashion at Central St Martins thought [they were] too mental to be “fashion”.’

Fair enough.

We also know that the everyday pleasures she enjoys include porn, picking out hairs with tweezers, and ketchup macarons.

Pineapple Jelly

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This model works in mental health advocacy, and their proudest achievement is giving people who are not often listened to a voice.

Slippery Ice Cream Cake

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‘I expected cake and jelly to be cold and difficult to clean off my bum,’ said this model.

‘But I wasn’t expecting frozen ice cream to be quite so hard!’

Dreamy Creamy Fruit Cake

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This man’s everyday pleasures include coffee, tea, and butter. He makes an excellent flourless chocolate cake.

Victoria Sponge Cake

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A sponge cake provides the perfect cushioning, while cream provides the coveted smear.

Cherry Meringue Cake

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This model likes white bed linens, red lipstick, black coffee, crime dramas, and orchids.

The last time they were surprised was when their little sister told them she’d been ‘shagging loads of girls’.

Violet Jelly

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That wobble.

Pink Cotton Candy Cake

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Originally from Paris, this splosh model’s greatest achievement is moving to London and discovering a new her.

Peach Jelly

(Picture: Jo Duck/Bompas & Parr)

This model’s essential everyday pleasures are ‘good food, a wank, and making art.’

If they could change one thing in the world, it would be to ‘challenge heteronormativity, and all the conventions around monogamy, love and relationships, and sex.’

‘Just pleased to be part of an art-butt-food love moment,’ they added.

Raspberry Nipple Jelly

(Picture: Jo Duck/Bompas & Parr)

If this splosh model could change one thing about the world, they’d make all neighbours ‘have to eat dinner with each other once a month, taking it in turns to cook for one another.

‘Build communities again – stop ignorance by breaking down stereotypes.’



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