I've avoided the debates until now because I saw them as little more than exercises in media manipulation. This time, I wanted to watch the Republican debate just to hear the other candidates respond to Ron Paul. Unfortunately, I had a scheduling conflict so I asked a kid to take notes for me. As the debate began, I drew a quick seating chart of the candidates to help the kid keep track of who said what and then ran off. BTW - this is not snark. This is a straight rendition from a 9 year old. The only changes I made were for spelling errors (except the names). It must have been more difficult thant I thought to keep track of all the new names. That's the only reason I can think of to explain why this reporter devised their own naming strategy to keep track of the candidates. Aside from that, it seems they got all the high points. Follow me below the fold for the 9-years old rendition of a fight between Sarge, Wrinkles, Bunny Ears, Oily, Beagle Eyes and Carrot Face...

I've avoided the debates until now because I saw them as little more than exercises in media manipulation. This time, I wanted to watch the Republican debate just to hear the other candidates respond to Ron Paul. Unfortunately, I had a scheduling conflict so I asked a kid to take notes for me. As the debate began, I drew a quick seating chart of the candidates to help the kid keep track of who said what and then ran off.

BTW - this is not snark. This is a straight rendition from a 9 year old. The only changes I made were for spelling errors (except the names).

It must have been more difficult thant I thought to keep track of all the new names. That's the only reason I can think of to explain why this reporter devised their own naming strategy to keep track of the candidates. Aside from that, it seems they got all the high points.

Follow me below the fold for the 9-years old rendition of a fight between Sarge, Wrinkles, Bunny Ears, Oily, Beagle Eyes and Carrot Face...

They are rude

Interrupt alot!

Beagle Eyes

Arrogant foreign policy

We need 400,000 troops

Don't let politicians get involved

Leave it to military with blood on their boots.

Carrot Face

President policy good

War good

Patriot Act good

Electric snooping good

Capturing Saddam mistake

Surge mistake

Clinton peace dividend bad

We need more troops

We need more ships

Wrinkles

Constitution has 10 Amendments

Immigration is bad

Secure border from immigration



Sarge

Bush right

America is safe

America is not safe

America is safe

Rumsfeld failure

Petraeus is good

Strategy was bad

Now it is good

Sarge is confusing

Bunny Ears

We are bullies

Policemen

If not listening we bomb them.

If listening we give them money.

Oily, Wrinkles and Carrot Face are making fun of Bunny Ears.

Carrot Face

Olympics got attacked



Fight. Fight. Interrupt. Fight.

New topic

Healthcare best in the world.

War funds for health care

10% inflation

Inflation needs to be under control

Oily

They don't need Hillery care?

Bunny Ears

People go to India for heart surgery

airplane + hotel + surgery = 50% of cost in America.

People don't have health insurance.

Wrinkles and Oily fighting about man dates.

Oily says man dates are ok sometimes.

Wrinkles doesn't like dating men.

Fight.Fight.

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