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Like many men, Jordan Witham is obsessed with his car. But while most boy racers would draw the line at a wax and polish, his obsession has gone into overdrive

“I don’t fancy people,” says Jordan. “It’s cars that do it for me – I don’t want to marry or have kids.”

Despite never having kissed a girl before, virgin Jordan has become an experienced lover, covering his car with kisses and caresses before having penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe.

Jordan’s mum, Debbie, 53, doesn’t know about her son’s habit but his dad, David, 50, a door installer, does – and amazingly hasn’t tried to put the brakes on his relationship.

Jordan has two cars, Ingo and Todd.

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Speaking of Todd, he said: “He’s very masculine. When I first bought him, I felt like I was cheating on Ingo, but now we all work well together.

“I have to sneak outside in the middle of the night to have sex with him.”

“I have sex with Ingo more than Todd because Todd is kept in the driveway, not in the garage,” he explains.

Jordan says: “I enjoy my life. If I end up an old man, living on my own with just my cars, I’ll be happy.”

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