foxxypapa:

kingofdumb: according to dirks shipping equation between the twelve first trolls introduced UU and uu and meenah and aranea and the 8 kids there are (drum role please) a total of 276 different ships on the most recent update, uh, there was 276 different HAAs

oh come on

throw in another 10 pre-scratch trolls, 24 troll ancestors, 45 lusii * , 8 human ancestors, two dads, two colonel sassacres, becquerel, gcat, an unknown first guardian, doc scratch, lord english, the felt minus snowman, 16 dersite agents, 16 black and white monarchs, 34 denizens, jadesprite, doomed green-suit dave, davesprite, doomed rose, the autoresponder, doomed john, doomed vriska + jack + his five victims, doomed slick, doomed quarters, doomed aradia, doomed gamzee + his ten victims, wv, ar, pm, serenity, secret wizard, mushroom farmer, crumplehat, casey, secret wizard, maplehoof, mini maplehoof, jaspers, mutie, halley, squarewave, sawtooth, brobot, ms paint, andrew hussie

* feferi and the condesce shared a lusus; the signless and the handmaid never had one

– edit, just added more characters i missed

that’s about 245 unique characters whose existence has at least been implied

who can be shipped in 29890 ♥ pairs

if we acknowledge the fact that people ship humans in alien romances we’d have to add another 29890 ♠ and 59780 ♦ pairs (because moirallegiance isn’t commutative)

from among n characters we can select n(n-1)/2 pairs to be auspisticized between, and (n-2) auspistices, giving us 7263270 ♣ triplets

total ships: 7382830

Seven Million, Three Hundred And Eighty-Two Thousand, Eight Hundred And Thirty Ships

including stuff like “jadesprite ♦ pre-scratch goatdad” and “post-scratch colonel sassacre ♣ secret wizard and mushroom farmer”

you’re welcome

(Source: deactivatedspecialist)