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You play the game like you play your life: With clumsy hubris punctuated by bouts of unfeasible frustration.

WELCOME TO BUSWAY SANDWICH SHOP. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A BRIEF TUTORIAL?

What?

START HERE.

Okay…

SELECT BREAD.

I don’t need -

WELCOME TO GAS STATION. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A BRIEF TUTORIAL?

Huh?

SELECT PUMP.

This is ridic -

WELCOME TO MOVIE THEATER. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A BRIEF TUTORIAL?

Why would I need -

ENTER LINE.

Why is this happ -

SELECT FILM.

Please make it stop

WELCOME TO MARRIAGE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A BRIEF TUTORIAL?

Okay, yeah, this might actually be useful

ERROR. ERROR. FILE NOT FOUND.

Ugh

SUCKER.

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