One would think that with all the Hello Kitty cars that already exist in the world (Hello Kitty Ferrari, Hello Kitty Pick-Up Truck and Hello Kitty VW Bug to name just a few — and I know you really don’t want me to go on which, unfortunately, I could…), that the evil feline would finally decide that there would not be a need for any more. Of course, you would be wrong. Apparently Honda has jumped in bed with Hello Kitty to create the Hello Kitty Honda Fit:

My wife loves it and thinks that we should get one. I tried to explain that it would be extremely dangerous to own something like that. There would undoubtedly be huge numbers of people thrown into instant fits of road rage when forced to look at it resulting in an early exit from life for anyone that was driving it. Then again, an early exit would be the most humane thing anyone could do for someone that was unfortunate enough to be seen driving something as hideous as that…

Sent in my Fiona who should have to ride around in a Hello Kitty Honda fit for the rest of her life as punishment for ever thinking that sending me these photos would result in anything besides my wife sending me to the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag…