This is the Megalopyge opercularis aka the flannel moth caterpillar aka the Donald Trump Caterpillar. Photographer Jeff Cremer and biologist Phil Torres found this little furry guy in the Amazon rainforest. But don’t be deceived by his cuddly appearance! His fluffiness is actually venomous spines that causes severe swelling and fever. Seriously? What an @$$hole! Ah, I get it — juuuust like the real Trump. Should’ve seen that coming! Mother Nature, you got me good, girl! You got me real good.

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