Cranky Old Man's ROCK SOLID Predictions For 2011! - 12-29-2010, 03:13 PM 12-29-2010, 03:13 PM "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive."



(1) Massive U.S. power grid failures

Obama's refusal to solve our energy problems will result in several large scale power grid failures in 2011. To prepare for this you can buy a diesel generator. And if you have one of those why not switch it on permanently so you won't even notice when Obama makes the power grid fail! To make sure the generator doesn't pollute the environment paint it in the same color as your house.



Diesel generators can also be used to heat your house:





(2) Nuclear War in The Middle East

Obama's refusal to fix some simple problems in the Middle East will result in nuclear war between North and South Korea. Since those are far away you can mostly ignore this. Just make sure you don't go on vacation there.



Yes it will:





(3) Justin Bieber will die in a car accident

This will happen while he is having Gay sex behind the wheel. Unfortunately this will cause a surge in sales of his horrible music, but this will fade away after a while after which he will be forgotten. Once in



Justin Bieber hates America, he drives a European car:





(4) People will discover Steve Jobs is dead and Apple will go bankrupt

Steve Jobs has already been dead for two years but Apple keeps pretending him to be alive so Apple's board of directors can still use his body for Gay sex orgies. At some point the smell will become too hard to bear though and the truth will come out.



Apple doesn't even try to deny it:





(5) Earth will cool down even more

Just to show those silly God mocking hippie vegan child raping environmentalists how stupid they are God will throw in more blizzards than ever before. I also predict that this will not keep Al Gore from insisting that Global Warming is not a hoax, while he goes on burning insane amounts of fossil fuel to keep his mansion going.



It doesn't get more silly than Al Gore:

I have prayed to Jesus for accurate predictions for next year. Those who have been in Freehold for a while longer will remember my past predictions to be extremely accurate. My predictions about the global warming hoax, the Watergate hoax, the death of Michael Jackson (not that this was hard to predict) and the volcano in Iceland all turned out to be 100% accurate. Matthew 21:22 Obama's refusal to solve our energy problems will result in several large scale power grid failures in 2011. To prepare for this you can buy a diesel generator. And if you have one of those why not switch it on permanently so you won't even notice when Obama makes the power grid fail! To make sure the generator doesn't pollute the environment paint it in the same color as your house.Diesel generators can also be used to heat your house:Obama's refusal to fix some simple problems in the Middle East will result in nuclear war between North and South Korea. Since those are far away you can mostly ignore this. Just make sure you don't go on vacation there.Yes it will:This will happen while he is having Gay sex behind the wheel. Unfortunately this will cause a surge in sales of his horrible music, but this will fade away after a while after which he will be forgotten. Once in Hell he will be used to torture the damned for all eternity.Justin Bieber hates America, he drives a European car:Steve Jobs has already been dead for two years but Apple keeps pretending him to be alive so Apple's board of directors can still use his body for Gay sex orgies. At some point the smell will become too hard to bear though and the truth will come out.Apple doesn't even try to deny it:Just to show those silly God mocking hippie vegan child raping environmentalists how stupid they are God will throw in more blizzards than ever before. I also predict that this will not keep Al Gore from insisting that Global Warming is not a hoax, while he goes on burning insane amounts of fossil fuel to keep his mansion going.It doesn't get more silly than Al Gore:

Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!

GOD HATES SOCCER! To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell !

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 12-29-2010 at 11:05 PM . Reason: Typo Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 12-29-2010 at. Reason: Typo