In 1978 Ozzy Osbourne declared that he was an heroin addict, announced his retirement from the music business, and opened a bar. Things went well, until Ozzy drank up the inventory, squandered his money and promptly got back together with his band.

"All I have to say is this. Sobriety fucking sucks!"

- Ozzy Osbourne, after kicking drugs and alcohol for the first time