With SO many celebrities and internet personalities and your mom reminding me to get out and vote tomorrow, I can’t help but resent the hell out of every last one of them. The problem with that for someone who works on the world wide web is there’s very little sanctuary for this mindset amid ELECTION FEVER (catch it!). Thankfully I can always count on the world’s greatest fictional libertarian in times like these to provide me with some levity.

So here’s a fun and sobering collection of Ron Swanson’s greatest quotes on government as an Election eve reminder to everyone that, you know, this is still government we’re all obsessing over. Man, those animatronic animals sure do know their way around a P&L.