This post was edited on 10/15 at 7:20 am

I was fortunate enough to go to the Cotton Bowl in Dallas 2 years ago when we put a beat down on A&M and that was one of the weirdest group of people I've ever been around. They made Arkansas fans look normal.Weird shite #1, the male cheerleaders. Besides the ice cream uniforms this shite is unbelievably gay and not in a subtle way. That's not me ragging on them, I'm 100% sincere. The hand signals, the cheers, the incessant "whoop!". It was so gay, that rednecks were ordering cosmopolitans instead of Miller Lites. A fricking head scratcher for sure.The cadet marching band, was terrible. No really. I bitch about having to watch TGBFT play some bull shite spanish opera from 1946 at halftime, but in comparison to A&M's band, it's like comparing Jay Z to Lawrence Welk. Be thankful you have TGBFT.Beyond the gay cheerleaders and the marching band I promise that you will never see so many dualie pickups in your life. Honestly, these people don't own Honda's, Toyota's or anything of the sort. Just straight up dualie trucks. That's it. Want to get rich selling dualie trucks? Move to college station. But don't think you'll be smart by selling a variety of them. Hellz no, maroon motherfricker. That's it. 50,000 maroon dualies.So to summarize, A&M would be akin to Denham Springs opening up a major university inhabited by some sort of deliverance infused militia draped in maroon and carted around in dualies, who rather than salute respond by pointing a pretend gun in the air and in their highest pitched emaciated female voice yell "whoop!"And if you ever work with, met or got to spend much time around any A&M grads you'll know why they are as fricked up as they act. Honestly, you can spot these semi-retarded socially backwards people out of any group. This is 100% real, not some message board bull shite.For you tiger fans making the trip, brace yourself.