Michael Eavis has a giant magnet that he drives around Worthy Farm in the weeks after the Glastonbury Festival to pull up tent pegs before he lets the cows back in. It’s not as glamorous as hobnobbing with the headliners but it is vital for the long-term viability of the whole enterprise. It is literally the groundwork.

He should have offered something similar to Jeremy Corbyn when the nation’s favourite beardie, veggie pensioners rekindled their bromance this week on a tour of some new social homes built on Mr Eavis’s land.

It was a more sedate and sane affair than when 100,000 people chanted “ooh, Jeremy Corbyn” during a speech on the Pyramid Stage about giving every child “the right to write poetry”.

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