As teenage girls all across the world wept, Matt Dallas, the star of the now-cancelled ABC Family drama Kyle XY, came out AND got engaged in one felt swoop this weekend.

A native of Arizona, the always-perfectly-coifed and supremely photogenic Mr. Dallas, 30, chose to come out through the now almost cliche Twitter Closet Door by announcing his engagement to musician Blue Hamilton, pictured below. (Holla.) Here’s what he said:

Ironically, if you read the IMDb summary of Kyle XY, it describes Dallas’ character Kyle, a teen who was once institutionalized, as “missing standard human behaviors such as anger, joy and love.” If life in fact does imitate art, Dallas has now clearly outgrown the role, more than 3 years after giving it up.

Of course, no one in Hollywood is the least bit surprised by the dark-haired, green-laser eyed Dallas’ announcement. Faithful readers of this blog are probably not too stunned either. (I gave you a big hint here, after all.)

But lack of astonishment should not be read as indifference. It still takes a lot of guts to come out in Hollywood. So:

Welcome, Matt. We’ve been waiting for you.

A super collage of Dallas’ flawless photogeneity* follows.

*Yeah, I totally made that word up. But it fits, doesn’t it?