I guess the Vatican figured they’d pick somebody who really knew the subject matter. I’d quote from the article itself, but the bullet headline and bullet points unfortunately suffice:

Roman Catholic church’s paedophile investigator jailed for possessing thousands of child porn images Church orders review of child protection across the South West of England

Father-of-four was responsible for children’s safety at 120 churches and community groups for nine years

Police found more than 4,000 child porn images on his church-supplied computer

DEAR GOD!

[h/t The Stranger]