I was greeted with a care package in the form of a large box with a cool zombie green interior! The large pillow head of Jase (Duck Dynasty) in the box was startling but hilarious. It even gives comforting messages. It will be perfect to hear such encouraging digitized words after a day of hard work of cutting down walkers on my plot of land. Also would be useful as a decoy against looters in a pinch.

The fileting knife is a fine touch. Excellent craftsmanship on the blade. The bass and walleye at my runaway lake/bunker will know the sting of its sweet steel.

Thank you fellow Redditor! Feel free to swing by my bunker when shit goes down.

Happy Apocalypse to you!

blu_spark