I was going to save this one for the eBook until I realized its not really a recipe. Its just sushi with french fries, curd, and fuckin gravy.

It was my very first attempt at rolling my own sushi and its was easy as fuck. I picked up some shitty white rice from the dirty Chinese spot down the block, large fry from Mc’ D’s, leftover gravy from some shitty salsbury steaks I made a few nights ago and destroyed, and some curd that my boy Father Time brought back to me from the Mother Land.

My one regret is that I didn’t spent more time on presentation. I would have liked to doctor the gravy up with some wasabi, maybe lay some bacon as fuck over this shit but whatta’ ya gonna do? This shit was super legit and there will be more shitty sushi to come!

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