Alright, this is going to be quite long, but bare with me, it might be to your advantage.

My Secret Santa /u/InherentlyEvil's present got stuck in the mail for about almost two months (God knows how my country's postal service managed to screw this up) so I had kind of lost hope that it would get to me at all. Customs officers can be weird around the holidays. My Secret Santa messaged me and I told her that the present hadn't arrived and the tracking website had just stopped updating the status a long time ago. Well, I thought, I would just have better luck next time. Secret Santa did her best, so no big deal, right? Wrong. InherentlyEvil wouldn't have any of this so she just went shopping AGAIN and made sure Amazon would take care of it this time. My SS and my "rematch" were the same person, so to speak.

I had asked her for something local from her home region, the weirder the better, and she sent me three cool gifts: - A Boston Red Sox cap, because Red Sox fans can be weird sometimes - A "Weird New England" book with hilarious and WTF-worthy things about New England, because it doesn't get much weirder than Lord Timothy Dexter - A Nerf gun, because holy shit, a f****n Nerf Gun!

By the time I got all this cool stuff I had moved to another place in another city. Now this weekend my former roommate visited me and brought a package that had been delivered to my old address a few days ago. Inside I found - A "Weird Massachusetts" book, much like the "Weird New England" book - Delicous Fluff and peanut butter (my life has become so much better now that I know the Fluffernutter exists!) - Another Boston Red Sox cap :D

So, that leaves me with one more thing to do: Now that I have two caps and two similar books, I want to spread the joy, as InherentlyEvil suggested. Just tell me in a PM why you could use one of the two items and promise to send a nice postcard to InherentlyEvil. I'll pick the two people with the best reasons and send the stuff to them.

Thank you so much for your thoughtful presents and your effort, InherentlyEvil, this exchange was perfect!