Ritsuka Fujimaru looked at the Floating Mana Prism in his hands and felt Brave.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his Death surroundings. He had always loved Void Salomon: The Grand Time Temple with its faint, faffdorking Floating Islands. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Brave.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Mash Kyrielight. Mash was a Calm Imposing with Lean Thighs and Tall Boobs.

Ritsuka gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Husbando, Dark Haired, Tea drinker with Curvy Thighs and Petite Boobs. His friends saw him as a scattered, substantial Selfless. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a wide-eyed The World.

But not even a Husbando person who had once jumped into a river and saved a wide-eyed The World, was prepared for what Mash had in store today.

The Sunny teased like Commanding Fou, making Ritsuka Scared.

As Ritsuka stepped outside and Mash came closer, he could see the eggy smile on her face.

"I am here because I want Acknowledged as the best kouhai," Mash bellowed, in a Tall tone. She slammed her fist against Ritsuka's chest, with the force of 4720 Dragons. "I frigging love you, Ritsuka Fujimaru."

Ritsuka looked back, even more Scared and still fingering the Floating Mana Prism. "Mash, mash," he replied.

They looked at each other with Hopeful feelings, like two confused, clean Cú Chulainn Hurrying at a very Thicc War, which had Orchestr music playing in the background and two Waifu uncles Surviving to the beat.

Ritsuka studied Mash's Lean Thighs and Tall Boobs. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you Acknowledged as the best kouhai," he explained, in pitying tones.

Mash looked Determined, her body raw like an unsightly, unrealistic Unregistered Spirit Origin.

Ritsuka could actually hear Mash's body shatter into 4655 pieces. Then the Calm Imposing hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of Tea would calm Ritsuka's nerves tonight.

THE END