Is R. Kelly an illiterate hip-hop savant calmly baffled by his own greatness? Mat Black (@TheMatBlack), Shanna Christmas (@ShannaChristmas), and Randall Thompson (@SlamDunkJesus) help me give R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet _commentary_ the rich analysis it has always deserved.

Stay tuned to the end for the shocking conclusion! Seriously, we actually conclude something ...