Mission Statement Generator - by ComfyChair

We have committed to collaboratively and authoritatively facilitate advantages for progressive and quality meta-services in parallel with our clients' needs to continually foster access to world-class and ethical resources in order to synergistically and professionally promote interdependent and mission-critical opportunities. Quote by Chip Diller (Kevin Bacon), movie Animal House

The never ending supply of unique and accurate Mission Statements produced by this Fantastic Contraption™ will enable you to:

Take your company to the next level of corporate consciousness.

Impress and inspire your fellow board members at every meeting.

Achieve all your goals and become World-Dominating Overlord of Corporate Warfare.

About this exquisite service:

The legendary Dilbert Mission Statement Generator went offline in 2008 and I couldn't find a good replacement. So I made this. I hope it will cater to all your Mission Statement needs even though my contraption is nothing but a faint shadow of the original.

The Dilbert Mission Statement Generator was also known as:

* Dilbert's Automatic Mission Statement Generator

* Dilbert's Mission Statement Generator



No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this Mission Statement.

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