Tom Thibodeau X Louis CK (Louie) The whiskey-soaked voice of the former Bulls coach and current Timberwolves GM and coach is perhaps the only thing that separates these two annoyed curmudgeons. Louis CK has a voice that’s an octave higher, but Thibodeau didn’t care about resting his starters in Chicago, and Louis used to come up with a full hour of new material every year. They’re both workhorses, and the success they’ve found spawned from that zealous approach to their respective fields. Plus, can’t you just see the two of them sharing some Scotch in a dingy back room of a New York City comedy club? Gregg Popovich X Coach Eric Taylor (Friday Night Lights) These two are both leader of men. Gregg Popovich has led the San Antonio Spurs to five NBA titles, and coach Eric Taylor led the Dillon Panthers to a state title and a state title game appearance and leading the East Dillon Lions to a state title in season five. They’re both winners, but more than that, they’re the moral center of their teams, which is crucial when you’re the leader of young men. Metta World Peace X Tracy Jordan (30 Rock) Zany, wacky and more than a little fun, as underrated as they are known. Metta World Peace (formerly Ron Artest) had to come back from the Malice at the Palace to hit the game-winning three-pointer in Game 7 against the Celtics during the 2010 NBA Finals. And Tracy Morgan, whose Tracy Jordan character was a satire of himself, had to come back from a car crash that almost killed him to get back on his feet. He’s currently touring again, and his set is still fantastic. Check out his interview on Howard Stern if you wanna laugh as hard as you did when you heard about Ron Artest’s name change.

Kevin Durant X Walter White (Breaking Bad) Both KD and Walter White started out as lovable characters who fans could get behind. White’s poor schlub of a high-school science teacher performed a Bildungsroman to a bad guy, though. And a lot of silly people feel the same way about the 2014 NBA MVP because Kevin Durant decided to switch employers — despite the fact he’s in a better place to be successful at his chosen profession. Walter was a pretty good cooker of meth, but he never got the drug dealer thing to really work that well, so hopefully KD has more luck in the Bay next season. Draymond Green X Sterling Archer (Archer) Oh man. The narcism is high on this one. Sterling Archer is the devil-may-care eponymous lead spy/alchie/dad/son and whatever else he wants to be. Draymond Green is considered equally as louche after a summer filled with dick kicks, a dick pic and bar brawls. But that doesn’t change the fact Sterling Archer kicks ass and Draymond Green is one of the best players in the world right now. Plus, both would definitely ask an assailant “do you know who I am,” despite the fact Sterling was supposed to be a spy once upon a time.