Police are looking to put a sex toy thief in non-furry handcuffs after a Capitol Hill heist Saturday night.

Staff at the Broadway Castle Adult Megastore called police about 10:20 p.m. to report a man had made off with nearly $400 in merchandise.

The staffers made recommendations to a man inside the store before he ran out the door with items such as a “Heavenly Dolphin,” a “Hercules” and a “Rabbit” (which you can Google on your own).

Other stolen items include athletic socks, several pairs of hosiery, lubricant and “hottie police fishnet stockings,” according to Seattle police reports.

The thief, described as a white man in his late 40s with black hair, wearing a gray shirt and khakis, drove off in a white SUV. Employees gave officers a license plate number for the vehicle.

Detectives are trying to identify the thief so they can track him down.