Look, I get it. Last night on Earth? You probably want to spend time with loved ones, or reflect on what it means to be alive or something. That's great.

Me? I have a shuttle to hijack.

My giftor knew that I mean business, and that's why he hooked me up with the essentials I need for my journey.

Take a look. While you still have time left here on Earth.

I've got it all - my official NASA uniform that will allow me to slip past the guards unnoticed, a state-of-the-art space helmet which fits perfectly over top-secret body armor technology, stealth weaponry, both fuel & courage, and of course some of the world's most important documents on an easy-to-carry flash drive (that I would totally use for work if the world wasn't about to end).

[Dude, seriously, I had a lot of fun. It might be the Jack talking. Or it might be Jim, Johnny or Jose...who knows. But thanks a million for an entertaining night of laughs and good times!]