Because the internet is full of perverts, here's a picture of the Vade by DeviantARTist Ornia posing in his little egg thingy meditation chamber sans armor. He...is surprisingly good looking. Those burns actually healed pretty nicely. Still, he's not the whole package. Remember what his head looks like under there? "A sad turnip?" Exaaaaaaactly. Plus I heard his penis looks like a hotdog that fell through the grill of a BBQ.

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Sexy Vader [g4tv]

Thanks to Nick, who heard from a certain Gungan that George Lucas is into Bothans. Was it Jar Jar? Please tell me you punched him in the face for me.