The U.S. Department of Justice has finally found something to do.

Since investigating multiple “fake” scandals like the White House Benghazi cover-up and IRS targeting of conservatives seem so petty, Holder’s crew have been itching for something worthy to investigate.



A controversial float in the Norfolk Independence Day parade is just the ground-breaking case they were hoping for.

“One of the floats included a zombie-like mannequin standing near an outhouse labeled ‘Obama Presidential Library,'” Omaha World-Herald reported.

According to the World-Herald :

The department sent a member of its Community Relations Service team, which gets involved in discrimination disputes, to a Thursday meeting about the issue. Also at the meeting were the NAACP, the Norfolk mayor and The Odd Fellows.