CZAR: I called this meeting to discuss new faculty responsibilities, such as being freshmen bunkmates.

HOBO: This isn't a meeting.



HOBO: The term "meeting" implies we are coming together to discuss issues. In fact, you've already made your decision.

BEARD: So why waste our time hinting we might have a say? Just tell us what you've already decided.



CZAR: You raise an interesting point. What if I chair a subcommittee to explore this further?

HOBO: Could you go ahead and tell us what it decides?



