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Television X

For most people in Britain, Brexit isn’t a subject that tends to make us horny – it usually just causes pure, boiling anger.

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But someone is making a porno based on Brexit – with a busty Theresa May lookalike called ‘Teaser May’, and a Donald Trump who somehow has even worse hair than the real thing.

It’s not the first Brexit porn, of course – that honour goes to Chuck Tingle’s unforgettable ebook ‘Pounded by the Pound’.

The film’s made by Television X – who previously made another hard-hitting political porno entitled, ‘Aggie Snatcher: The Iron Lady Garden’ in 2012.


Are we better in or out? Is Theresa secretly a remoaner?



Will Britain decide not to withdraw in the end – and just plunge back in?

Presumably we’ll find out the answers when Television X release Hard Brexxit later this year.