Ever since The Secret Life Of Four and Five Year Olds, I’ve been wondering why someone hasn’t made a hidden camera documentary about The Secret Life Of Men. Good idea or what?

The men under surveillance would need to be in their mid forties to fifties – the period when men start to develop their secret lives in earnest. (Not suggesting women aren’t getting odd at the same life stage but there is no attempt to disguise our oddness. We let it all hang out). Men, however, go secret on everything. They do all the things you would expect someone to do secretly, and then gradually keep adding more secret activities.