THANK YOU mysterious yet very generous Redditor! Thanks to you and your super sleuthing, I am a proud owner of Terry Pluto's "Things I've Learned From Watching The Browns" and a package of Bacon Strips bandages.

I've been known to support the Browns here and there (slight understatement) and I've read every book on the team except this. Thanks for completing the collection! I actually remember when Terry was writing this book. He was soliciting fan feedback and I remember sending him some e-mails. I wonder if any of my suggestions made the final copy. I'm very excited to get started on this book.

The Bacon bandages are a nice arbitrary bonus! When I saw that I had 2 packages, I was surprised. Thank you very much for the bacon goodness! I got to make that awesome alliteration in the title and I also have secured the magical healing of bacon on my future cuts.

Thanks again! :)