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Day[9] United States. Jan 19 2009 04:17. Posts 3447 FUCK THFK SAJGLJSFKLADHGLKSAFJLSAGDJSALK



so i'm a very methodical calculating individual. i have not locked myself out of anything in 5 years. tonight, however, i get home and my neighbor is having a party. i say "sure i'll stop by, just lemme drop off my laptop." I drop it off and apparently leave my keys on the desk.



i call a fucking locksmith and he says its 35$ to come and 15$ to let me in. i say FUCK and say ok fine come over. he then proceeds to charge me 120 FUCKING DOLLARS JWKLFJAKLGJSA. i say WHAT THE FUCK NO YOU SAID 35+15 = 50. he says "no i said 15 and up." that fucking lying weasel. i obviously have no proof other than my word which is OBVIOUSLY FUCKING CORRECT since i have such an unrealistically good memory ESPECIALLY WITH NUMBERS.



i mean FUCK i don't program ANY PHONE NUMBERS INTO MY PHONE I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM BECAUSE I REMEMBER NUMBERS SO FUCKING WELL and this FUCKING SHITHEAD FAGGOT seems to think i would just let it slip by.



so now i lose 120$ that i cannot afford because of this fucking faggot



god damnit i'm so angry



0 votes Last edit: 19/01/2009 13:54



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joLin United States. Jan 19 2009 04:22. Posts 3818 ugh did you refuse to pay him at least YoUr_KiLLeR @ TL



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Jubert69 United States. Jan 19 2009 04:23. Posts 3191 Don't pay him, whats he going to do?



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KwarK United Kingdom. Jan 19 2009 04:25. Posts 1019 Yeah. If he arrives and says it's 120 just go "fuck that you said 15, I'll crash at a friends and phone other guys for quotes in the morning". He's already come round he's already down $35 so he'll probably try and get some compromise. If he fixes it and says it's 120 just be lol "lolno, here's 50, bye". Last edit: 19/01/2009 04:26



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Uptown . Jan 19 2009 04:38. Posts 3557 post it on 4chan imo.



and yea, what Kwark says. Half Pot!



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Kapol Poland. Jan 19 2009 04:45. Posts 4696

i mean FUCK i don't program ANY PHONE NUMBERS INTO MY PHONE I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM BECAUSE I REMEMBER NUMBERS SO FUCKING WELL



Wow :O BIBLE (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)



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anon Lithuania. Jan 19 2009 05:16. Posts 5965 fish!

you should have told him that you didnt have that much, at should have offered like 70-80. Just grind some poker man and you will afford it Doyle Brunson: Fights with your wife or girlfriend are not healthy for you bank roll



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Daut United States. Jan 19 2009 05:26. Posts 8913 SOMEONE PUT THIS NUMBER ON CRAIGS LIST LOOKING FOR GAY SEX OR SOMETHING PLEASE GOD NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut



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Daut United States. Jan 19 2009 05:26. Posts 8913 www.craigslist.com go NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut



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Daut United States. Jan 19 2009 05:27. Posts 8913 SURPRISE NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut



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Daut United States. Jan 19 2009 05:27. Posts 8913 BUTTSECKS MYTHTROLL NewbSaibot: 18 TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT. Because FUCK YOU, Daut



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Uptown . Jan 19 2009 05:30. Posts 3557 someone on a college campus could do it off of a public machine Half Pot!



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fira United States. Jan 19 2009 06:34. Posts 6345 yea I had a locksmith rape me with ridiculous fees not too long ago. one of the bedroom doors has a lock but no key (don't ask) and someone accidentally locked it and closed the door. I think it was like $135 total for a job that involved a miniature airpump and took 20 seconds. sickest beat.



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lazymej Canada. Jan 19 2009 07:41. Posts 2897 :O what a ripoff



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EvilSky Czech Republic. Jan 19 2009 08:01. Posts 8915 God this tilts me, Id rather sleep on the porche then pay that weasel just out of principle.



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ConquistadoR Germany. Jan 19 2009 08:45. Posts 1952 wow that sucks. hunt this fucker down 0



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Day[9] United States. Jan 19 2009 13:52. Posts 3447 worst thing is, he charged me AFTER he let me in -_-

