Tips

There's a little trick that hoi4 mp gurus will never tell you. If you truly wanna be respected in a lobby the first nation you should always wanna pick is turkey. After at least 2 majors are filled you should start typing "go go go" in the game chat. This let's other players no that you mean buisiness and that you ain't stopping for nobodyMake sure that people know you're the big boy in town. Make sure to interrupt the host every time they try to say anything. Make sure they also know that their rules are ♥♥♥♥ and the perosn that they currently have on germany is merely a half sentient tangerine that you could squash in r256 any day. If they try to reprimand you for it make sure you respond with either "No U" or a reminder of your actions with his mother the other night to absoultely dab on him. If he is not receptive of either of these make sure then push your mic 4 inches into your esophogous before shreiking out your well practiced baboon mating call. After which make sure to proceed in blowing into your mic repeatedly until nobody else is speaking.Don't clear your cache ever. Clearing your cache is a waste of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. Desyncs are a main game feature of hoi and should be encountered as often as possible ideally. Make sure that you spam swtich between every single nation in south america before any lobby starts. Everyone will thank you.Make sure that you're always asking questions as it's the best way to learn. Pick a nation such as columbia or liberia and then proceed to ask if said natino is banned no less then 4 times. If the answer is yes then make sure to click either yugo or czech (they're always safe bets). Anytime a new lobby is being made or there is a rehost in mod make sure to repeatedly ask "HOAST WHY KIK" or "Are we rehosting in mod?" no less than 10 times each. Bonus points if you manage to do it without letting the host get a single word in inbetween. Also extra brownie points if you shout "game dead" and manage to kill the lobby. Everyone will be eternaly grateful.Step 5 is where I will outline how to get passed the intensive interrogation session that many like to call "vetting". First they will usually ask how many hours you have. This shoudlnt be an issue as if you are even a half respected player you should have no less than 750 hours in road to 56. Next you will be asked a series of other country specific questions. Make sure you sound as confident as possible during this phase. If the host is not pleased with your answer then get no less than 5 of your friends to join vc and vouch for you.Always leave a lobby without notifying anybody. It almost adds a myster mini game of sorts to the lobby, "who left? lobby dead?". Of course leaving pre game although respectable, is rather weak sauce. To acheive true dominance it is best to wait until the game is at least mid 1937, and then leave without telling anyboyd. This way maximum time has been wasted and a subsequent rehost is unlikely. Bonus points for couping just as a new month begins to make sure they can't rehost with a save.Spam decisions. Spamming decisions is an excellent way to show people your hoi4 prowess. Bonus points for spam clicking war bonds which can't be tracked.