I’ve been casually trying to put together an idea for a Valentine’s comic for a few weeks, but it didn’t hit me until yesterday morning that if I wanted to get one out it had to be done by the end of the following day. Did that grammar make sense chronologically? Whatever, point is I went into full ‘think up a dumb idea’ mode and a few hours later shot out the most logical setup to celebrate a day of love- ents gettin’ their shit fucked up by inconsiderate assholes. Hallmark, if you ever run outta ideas for cards I got yer back.