Original Air date: August 28th, 2019

Caption: Matt sees Lion King. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:33 (93 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt tells the story of taking his kids to see the Lion King movie. Matt also doesn't care about Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches preferences. Paul cares very much and prefers grape jelly. Jacob recalls a strawberry jelly sandwich from his childhood and doesn't remember liking it.

Paul wants to know if Matt's wife brings a wrap or a shawl to the movies. Nichole the Proper Scoop is brought in to consult on this question.

Matt proposes using drones to hold up a hammock so that he can watch a movie at the theater in comfort. The theater would be called "How's it Hangin' Theater."

Jacob describes a show coming to Vegas that has a hot tub on stage and hot tubs for audience use. Paul verifies that the hot tubs will suck your guts out of your butthole.

A Fake Commercial for saying Jacuzzi when you sneeze.

Matt gets back into the Lion King movie and how weird the story is. The moral should be "Worry about things or a Nazi will take over.

Paul recalls that Voltron is an example of lions doing cool things. They talk about having real lions combine together in order to form a Voltron. Paul yells out that it results in Combiner Lion (episode title source).

A Fake Commercial for turning heads into tubes for anal insertion.

Scoopmail Edit

Angry Goose Scoop sends in a story about going to Navy Boot Camp.

Physical Scoopmail from the in-studio guest that knew Matt in High School and Menondok Scoop brough coffee, ball-spitting animals, candy cigarettes, taffy, fudge, and Taylor Ham. Matt talks to Menondok scoop about his computer security.hacking job.

Lee Popsicle Scoop sends in a Wait, he did what? story about his biological father dying at 49 years old.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosion theme is played. The Proper Scoop sends in a Scoopardy with "Say What?", NH, and Things that Kill in Nevada.

Characters and Bits Edit