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#633 ⇧ (+1305/-246) ⇩

<~xkcd> well, khmer, in search of hilarity

<~xkcd> hit on airtank, with great faux-sincerity

<~xkcd> but was met with surprise

<~xkcd> when the pull of her thighs

<~xkcd> crushed them both down to a singularity



<%khmer_at_work> Internet, please meet xkcd.

<%khmer_at_work> He distributes his content for free.

<%khmer_at_work> He writes half of his jokes

<%khmer_at_work> For you programmer folks

<%khmer_at_work> And the other half, he gets from me



<~xkcd> I am shocked by your base allegation

<~xkcd> and declare that it's pure fabrication

<~xkcd> yes, you're often quite clever

<~xkcd> but your jokes are, however,

<~xkcd> insufficient for my publication



<%khmer_at_work> Your rebuttal is cute but transparent.

<%khmer_at_work> Your reliance on me is apparent.

<%khmer_at_work> I'll admit it's pragmatic

<%khmer_at_work> To hide in your attic

<%khmer_at_work> But won't I run into your parents?



<~xkcd> (this limerick game goes for chapters)

<~xkcd> yes, we can become your captors

<~xkcd> you can stay in our attic

<~xkcd> though it's problematic

<~xkcd> since that's where we hide from the raptors



< Shrdlu> Gentlemen, your poetic retorts

< Shrdlu> Are among the most excellent sports

< Shrdlu> But this game, I insist

< Shrdlu> Has my poor neighbors pissed

< Shrdlu> For the library fills with my snorts.



<%khmer_at_work> I'll deal with them mano a mano.

<%khmer_at_work> Sit and listen to your ipod nano.

<%khmer_at_work> I'll lure them to dream

<%khmer_at_work> With that one 'Lost World' theme

<%khmer_at_work> And then slam their heads in the piano.



<~xkcd> You've devised quite an interesting plan,

<~xkcd> but it'll be over before it began.

<~xkcd> The raptors are smarter;

<~xkcd> your plot's a non-starter.

<~xkcd> Have fun. I'll be in Kazakhstan.



< Shrdlu> The piano idea could be worse

< Shrdlu> But the details are rather perverse.

< Shrdlu> Smashing their heads

< Shrdlu> Won't ensure that they're dead

< Shrdlu> But it will send you home in a hearse.



<%relsqui> While you duked it out, I've been terse

<%relsqui> 'Cause at limericks I'm a lot worse

<%relsqui> Than with different feet

<%relsqui> (In iambic, I'm leet!)

<%relsqui> Call me back when you fight in blank verse.