8/20/2017

I would never use VIP Limo again. Driver Carlos showed up early for our pick up. A good sign, right? Turned out not be so. Carlos shows up and wants to use our bathroom. A little strange, but fine. Turns out, he pisses in our toilet and does not have the courtesy to put down the toilet seats. Beginning of the end. We were going to the United Center. Carlos clearly has no idea who to get there. He is totally reliant on a whacked GPS system that has him driving his huge Cadillac Escalade stretch down extremely narrow neighborhood streets going in a route that made no sense. I had to take over and give him clear directions to get to the expressway. Apparently that was totally emasculating to him, but how says, "my GPS says I should get off at Division" off the expressway when we are going much further south and west. We finally get there, and he says he needs two numbers for the return pick up. We had already given him one from my female spouse. I say I will just give him mine since I am the person paying. Carlos says "I need one from the gentlemen." I am totally confused, and question this. Carlos explains to this dumb female that he needs a number from a guy because "girls take too many pictures and run down the battery on their phone." My expression must have said something because he then said "trust me. I have been doing this 20 years." I am a middle aged women not some dumb kid from his misogynistic world view. I of course gave it to him and his response was to rudely close the window divider while I was still talking. This guy was a complete a-hole. Stupid, terrible driver and a complete jerk on top of it. Cannot believe he is employed and I would never use this service again while he is.