Bad Ideas Inc. puts in a good word for two T "ambassadors" at Back Bay station, named Mohammed (on the left) and Jesus:

My friend and I were adventuring in Boston and discovered *they'd lost their wallet!!*

We retraced to Back Bay and... I'm not making this up... nametags: "Jesus" and "Mohammed" immediately found the wallet

I talk a lot of shit about the MBTA, but the actual workers are awesome