If you've read the digital pages of GQ lately, then you know that some of us here are not the biggest fans of Donald Trump. There are many reasons for this. His unconstitutional I wanted to call it a "brown people" ban, but Pence thought that was too obvious Muslim ban. The sexual-assault allegations. The petulant meltdowns. His insistence on sticking with a hairstyle from the eighties that ALSO DIDN'T WORK IN THE EIGHTIES. (Yeah, that's less important, but we cover style, so...)

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But one group that had thus far evaded Donald Trump's wrath is the United States military. This isn't surprising. Being associated with the Republican Party usually involves selling your soul to pledge a blind, patriotic, aircraft-carrier-size loyalty. But Donald Trump isn't your average politician who plans out every little thing he might say; he mostly just wings it. Yesterday, that meant suddenly the president was announcing a new plan that would greatly increase defense spending and implicitly criticizing the military for their inability to "win wars" anymore. It was...what is the word... Ah, it's on the tip of my tongue. What is it? Oh, right. Stupid.

Why do we never "win wars anymore"? Well, maybe because the nature of war has changed. Maybe because we're no longer fighting entire states but instead are fighting ideas, and it's a lot harder to make an idea surrender. But no. You're probably right, Donald. We should just throw more money at the military even though we already spend more than anyone in the world, and specifically more than the next seven highest-spending countries combined.

Now let's forget, for a moment, the great irony of a man who received deferment after deferment during Vietnam. (A war we lost, by the way.) Our president talks of war not as a complicated geopolitical event that is dangerous and should be avoided whenever possible, but like a fourth-grader yelling into an Xbox Live headset.

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