so the other day i re-started fallout 3

got to level 4, helping stupid moira with her stupid book

on my way to tepid sewers to kill molerats because ew

come to a river

see about 5-6 raiders on other side of river

decide to snipe that shit because i’m a stealthy motherfucker

hiding between an abandoned building and a pillar

take them all out, feeling proud

bout to continue to find a way across/around river (i ain’t swimmin in that shit, ew gross)

notice there’s still an enemy nearby apparently

“what where i see nothing”

turn around

MOTHERFUCKING DEATHCLAW RIGHT BEHIND ME

my fucking face when

FUCK THAT

FUCK THIS

FUCK YOU

GOODBYE

that irradiated water never tasted so good

i then watched from the safety of a rock as the deathclaw fought some super mutants that i also did not see

and that’s the story of the first time i have ever swam in fallout 3