Trump Using Iran Sanctions and Twitter in Effort to Distract From Russia Probe

Washington (THE PLEBIAN): Hours after admitting that a meeting with affiliates of the Kremlin was to help his campaign, President Trump announced sanctions on Iran. According to a source inside the White House this was an effort to distract from the previous story. “The effort is working,” the source said. “Just look at the front page of the New York Times. It’s all about how we’re fucking up the Iran situation and not how we’re treasons bastards. Trump just has to tweet to seal the deal”

Just before publishing this story President Trump tweeted that “Hillary Clinton and her team 100% colluded with the Russians.” Our White House Source was proud of the tweet saying, “ The media eats the Crooked Clinton shit up.”