man: nice beard, dude! bearded man: meh bearded man: i actually can\'t grow a moustache, so this beard will never truely be complete *bearded man sighs* *a moustache is running across the ground* man: whoa! looks like someone\'s moustache got away! man: i\'ve always said that you gotta keep them on a leash *moustache jumps up to bearded man\'s face* bearded man: whoa!!! *moustache lands on his face and snuggles* *bearded man touches moustache and it purrs* bearded man (now with full beard): my life is complete!

Part of the The Moustache series.