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Hi, I'm Rachel Bloom

and I am the co-creator

of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'.

But I have a new show that I want to pitch you

and it's called 'Rachel's Boobs Explain Grammar'.

When you have big boobs,

you deal with like,

what bra should I wear?

My back hurts.

Boob sweat.

And then finally,

my breasts are always

complaining about grammar.

I'm really ping-ponging

between whether it should be

2D like classic Disney, or claymation.

I think that a fun Wallace and Gromit

wide mouth would be very funny.

And keep people watching.

'Cause after you look at a boob talking,

for five seconds, you're like, click.

I came up with this idea at my villa in Milan.

I was just lounging around,

on the balcony.

A handsome, a very handsome muscle man

was my human stool

and I was sipping some strawberry champagne

and I thought, huh.

Boobs and grammar, that might work.

And then also at the time,

another man was going down on me.

My husband doesn't know about the villa,

so please don't tell him.

I think a lot of the network notes

would be like, where are the dudes?

Breasts can't talk.

We can't air this on our network.

Where are the dudes?

A lot of people were asking,

do the boobs sing?

The boobs will not sing.

I'm not your monkey.

'Rachel's Boobs Explain Grammar'.

It's the breast!

And the season two twist will be

that my butt will come in to fart

the Latin roots of all the words.

So,