Parody to Daniel Powter's song "Bad Day".



Be Gay [ edit ]

Be Gay.MP3

Daniel "Pouty Lips" Powter, recording star. Don't look too closely. You'll get lost in his eyes.

Where is my friend that I hang with the most?

You look into my eyes then at the bed post.

You tell me you're hard up for a lay.

You tell me your passion's hot today,

And I don't need any condoms.



You get on your knees to give me a blow.

You're licking your lips even as I say no.

You tell me your life has been a lie.

You cradle my balls and let out a sigh,

And I don't need any condoms.



'Cause you had to be gay.

You're taking it down.

You hum a short song and give a reach-a-round.

I say I don't know.

You tell me don't cry.

You hike your arse up and say go for a ride.

You had to be gay.

No I am not bi.

You're going back down for another try.

You had to be gay.

You had to be gay.



Well, you need to realize that I’m not gay.

A little curious that be I may,

And you don’t need any condoms.



'Cause you had to be gay.

You're taking it down.

You hum a short song and give a reach-a-round.

I say I don't know.

You tell me don't cry.

You hike your arse up and say go for a ride.

You had to be gay.

Well I could be bi.

I’m going back down to give it another try.

You had to be gay.

You had to be gay.



(Oh.. I am gay..)



Daniel "Train Missin'" Powter, missing his train, as usual

Sometimes your best friend is all you need,

And their dick is really long.

You like it from the back, and you know

That I could be well hung oh so long,

And I'm not wrong. (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeah)



So where is the lotion when you need it the most?

Oh, you and I.

You kick up your feet and you begin to boast.



'Cause we had to be gay.

We’re going downtown.

I hum a short song and give a reach-a-round.

We say we both know.

You tell me no pie.

I hike my arse up and say go for a ride.

You had to be gay.

No I am not bi.

We're going back down a few more times.

You had to be gay.

You had to be gay.



(Oh, yeah, yeaaah, yeah)

Had to be gay

(Oh, had to be gay)

Had to be gay

(Oh, yeah, yeah, yeeeeah)

Had to be gay

(Oh, had to be gay)

Had to be gay...

Had to be gay...



Credits [ edit ]

Lyrics by: Premier Tom Mayfair

Performed by: Modusoperandi

Dedicated to: Olipro

