Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee and ochre-colored aspiring despot, visited New Jersey yesterday to help out his good old buddy Chris Christie.

You see, it seems ol' Chris racked up a doozy of a tab during his misbegotten run for the nation's highest office and he needs a little help paying the bill. Enter Trump, according to tax returns we'll never see, a billionaire.

Out of the goodness of his heart shaped organ that can't possibly be an actual heart, Trump decided to swing through a non-swing state and help our governor raise a little bread.

Apparently this is a common practice amongst candidates and their cronies, but it usually comes in the form of a fundraiser. Trump, in his inimitable style, decided to turn the fundraiser into a rally for himself. Folks who are so inclined will be compelled to cough up 200 bucks a head to stand in the presence of Donald Trump as he says something awful and Christie will reap the rewards.

This is Christie's lot in life now -- Oreos not included.

He's tied himself to a giant inflatable ego and there's no going back. The man can't even have his own fundraiser without Trump turning it into a celebration of Trump.

Tump already took Christie's dignity, the least he can do is pay for it.

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