So in the season 3 episode “Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose” Scully sort of learns she might be immortal. Naturally, she scoffs at the notion and moves on with her insanely exciting life, especially for one who CAN’T DIE. To briefly recap, there’s this old psychic man who can tell when and how people are going to die, to which he simply tells Scully “you don’t.” Well, geez, thanks for the big fucking clue there, jerk. However, he does correctly predict his own demise (laying in bed with Scully holding his hand tenderly… oh, and he has a bag over his head so yay asphyxiation!) This is also how Scully gets her dog, Queequeg; the dog’s owner died (Clyde knew it would happen) and the little pommeraniashit needed a home, so of course Scully takes him. Sounds easy enough to replicate in an RPG with random encounters from the middle ages, so sure why not. Here is the scene from the episode of The X-Files:

And here is my Scully’s version of finding a dog to call Meeko Queequeg. If you run up to Meeko’s cabin, you find a dead guy in a bed with a dog (*GASP* THE PARALLELS ARE UNCANNY!)

Close enough.

I completely understand that without watching the episode, which you should totally do (it’s on Netflix, season 3), that this post seems incredibly confusing. But let’s get to the fun part: immortality.

Also in another episode, season 6 titled “Tithonus”, Scully gets straight up shot in the abdomen. And not only does she survive, but she makes a remarkable recovery. The writers of the episode have even eluded to the fact that yes, Scully is immortal (I might have drunkenly emailed the writers that question, and they gave me a 75% chance she’s immortal). So, naturally, I made Scully an immortality necklace where her her health points are off the charts. Take a look:

So now it was my job to make sure that Scully could not truly die. Challenge accepted. First, we threw her in the middle of a mage war where she was ice/fired to shit. Nothing. Not a scratch,

So then I had to take it up a notch; I climbed, on her horse, to the highest place in all of Tamriel – the Throat of the World. I took this video with my shitty camera to show you guys Scully’s magnificent immortality. Check this awesome shit out:

Turns out that Scully is immortal

Case closed.