Last chance to bail before I drop the story of











<div class="titlee">THE PLAYDOUGH GHOST</div>















[[A story so scary even the text is haunted]].

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<div class="titlee">THE PLAYDOUGH GHOST</div>











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The teacher, of course sent him home, with his art [[project]].

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Ok I know I said that the last chance to bail out was before, but really this is last chance to [[stop|N]]!.



Otherwise, lets [[continue]].

Before you begin, be aware this is the scariest possible story.





DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE!?

[[Y]]/[[N]]

The Playdough Ghost

Phew! Glad you made it!

Made



<div class="titlee">A PLAYDOUGH GHOST</div>









The kid looked at his [[creation]].

You made the correct choice. It is super scary beyond this point.

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PLEASE VERIFY THAT YOU ARE 18.



EXACTLY.



PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN 18 ARE NOT MENTALLY EQUIPPED FOR THE HORROR THAT LIES BEYOND THIS PAGE.

PEOPLE WHO ARE OLDER THAN 18 CAN NOT STAND THE STRAIN AND WILL PROBABLY DIE OF SCARYNESS





[[I AGREE I AM EXACTLY 18]]

[[PHEW DODGED A BULLET|N]]

It was arts and crafts [[day]].

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Eventually a wall of barf built up, and since they didn't have another door or windows they starved to death.





[[THE END]]

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His mom came home some time later. She didn't notice the











<div class="titlee">THE PLAYDOUGH GHOST</div>













untile she was already in the [[house]].

The kid was a latch key kid, so he hung his creation in the hallway, and then went to [[bed]].

Some kid made an ashtray. Another kid made an elephant. One kid made a rock. The subject of our tale [[however]]

Murph