An adolescent male jihadist fighting in Syria has revealed that his passion for fundamentalist Islamic principles has been put to the test following the recent major hacking scandal involving the private photos of more than 100 female celebrities.

“I mean, the creation of a global state run by strict Sharia law is a much needed social and religious construct in the contemporary Middle East but… JENNIFER LAWRENCE’S BOOBS!” he told Al-Jazeera.

“We live in a deeply confusing society, one in which Western moral corruption is gradually creeping into our daily discourse and we, as young people, feel cut adrift from our own culture…. but on the other hand KATE FREAKING UPTON? COME ON!!!”