Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Daily humor almost every day since 1998.

Thirty Illnesses, Sorted According to Whether or Not You Can Eat the Victims

Illnesses Whose Victims

May Not Be Safely Eaten 1. Rabies 2. Chickenpox 3. Leukemia 4. Tuberculosis 5. The common cold 6. Hodgkin’s disease 7. Hepatitis 8. Leprosy 9. Crohn’s disease 10. Mono (aka mononucleosis, the Epstein-Barr virus, the kissing disease) 11. AIDS 12. Influenza 13. Malaria 14. Herpes (genital or oral) 15. SARS Illnesses Whose Victims

May Be Safely Eaten 1. Color blindness 2. Tourette’s syndrome 3. Alzheimer’s disease 4. Breast, thyroid, liver, and prostate cancers 5. Asthma 6. HIV 7. Cholera 8. Chlamydia 9. Syphilis 10. Diphtheria 11. Muscular dystrophy 12. Tinnitus 13. Type 2 diabetes 14. Parkinson’s disease 15. Homesickness - - -