Drake, we get it.

Everywhere you go, lines part and doors open. Traffic lights probably even know to turn green when you’re approaching.


There’s one place, though, where your celebrity won’t work: An NBA locker room.

After the Miami Heat beat the San Antonio Spurs in Game 7 of the NBA Finals, Drake wanted in on the party.


Thing is, reporters are on this very evil thing called “deadline,” so athlete-rapper social hour is not encouraged.

The security guard at the locker room door succinctly broke it down for Drake: “There’s no access,” he said. “No, this is media.”


Drake then tried to pull a fast one, saying, “I am media.”

Now, reporters are super-popular and often have really large entourages, but somehow the savvy locker room guard was not fooled.


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