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Posted July 19th, 2012

Story!——Man: "I like you!"Woman: "Really!"Man: "And you?!"Woman: "Me too!"Man: "Wow! Let's date!"Woman: "Sounds good!"Man: "My regards!"Woman: "Okay!"Man: "Wanna go anywhere?!"Woman: "No!"Man: "Okay! Date canceled!"Woman: "Okay!"Man: "Texting Woman!"Think where to go for date next week!"...Sent!"Man: "Reply. "Don't order me around!"Point! "Sorry!" ...Sent!"Man: "Today's our date!"Woman: "Zoo!"Man: "Sounds good! Let's go!"~Zoo~Man: "Bear!"Woman: "Yes! Bear!"Man: "Hey! Bear! Look our way!"Woman: "Stop sleeping, bear!"Bear: "Don't push your luck!"Man: "Let's eat lunch!"Woman: "Okay!"Man: "What'll it be!"Woman: "Food!"Man: "Waiter! Where's the waiter!"Waiter: "At your service!"Man: "Curry rice and food!"Waiter: "Leave it to me!"———————————————Waiter: "Sorry for the wait!"Woman: "No problem! Let's eat!"Man: "Eat!"*munch munch...*Man: "Tasty!"Woman: "No dessert!"Man: "Wow! I'm tired! Today was fun!"Woman: "I see!"Man: "How about you!"Woman: "It was so-so!"Man: "What!"Woman: "No second date if you don't pay!"Man: "What!"Man: "Where should we go on the way back!"Woman: "Let's pick up dinner!"Man: "What do you want! Food?!"Woman: "Food!"You guys should all be as honest as this.Man: "Wow! Today was fun!"Woman: "Yes!"Man: "Time for goodbyes! I want a kiss!"Woman: "Is that right!"Man: "Can I!"Woman: "Sure!"*smooch...*Man: "Rain! Let's play inside!"Woman: "Your place?!"Man: "Yes! I have an SNES!"Woman: "Done! Get Mega Man X3 ready!"Man: "Don't have!"Woman: "Buy!"Man: "Sure!"Man: "You're here!"Woman: "Wow! Cramped!"Man: "Forgive me!"Woman: "Forgiven!"Man: "I bought Mega Man X3!"Woman: "Let's play!"Woman: "Can't win!"Man: "Seems so!"Woman: "I give up!"Man: "Okay!"Woman: "Bored!"Man: "Yeah!"Woman: "Anything else!"Man: "No!"Woman: "Let's have sex!"Man: "You want to?!"Woman: "I do!"Man: "No holding back!"Woman: "Come on!"*...*Man: "A month since we started dating!"Woman: "You were counting?!"Man: "Yes! Anniversary gift!"Woman: "Buy me a meal!"Man: "Sounds good! What'll it be?!"Woman: "Food!"Woman: "I was actually counting too!"Man: "No way!"Woman: "I have a gift!"Man: "What!"Woman: "Open it!"Man: "Willcom phone!"Woman: "Yes! Let's talk!"Man: "Thanks!"Woman: "You pay the monthly fee!"Man: "It's cheap!"*ring*Man: "Hello!"Woman: "Me!"Man: "You?!"Woman: "Who else!"Man: "Guess so!"Woman: "What do you want!"Man: "Nothing!"Woman: "Don't call for nothing!"Man: "Sorry!"*...brrrrr*Woman: "Man isn't answering today!"Woman: "What happened! He's always bored!"Woman: "Uneasy! Calling friend!"*brrrrr... click!*Woman Friend: "What is it! Out of the blue!"Woman: "Sorry! Man won't answer phone!"Woman Friend: "Cheating on you, maybe!"Woman: "Wow! Thanks!"Woman Friend: "Make amends!"Woman: "...What..."Man: "Hey!"Woman: "The nerve!"Man: "What's that!"Woman: "You cheated!"Man: "I didn't!"Woman: "Then why not answer your Willcom?!"Man: "Crazy talk! Don't you have an automatic debit?!And why do I have a Willcom when you have a Docomo!"Woman: "Wow! I was blind!"Man: "Put money in your account!"Woman: "My fault!"Man: "Forgiven!"Man: "Two months since we started dating!"Woman: "Is that right!"Man: "Yes! Prepared a present!"Woman: "What!"Man: "Open it!"Woman: "...Willcom!"Man: "Is it okay!"Woman: "Tiny! Trade with yours!"Man: "Okay!"*brrrrr...*Man: "Woman won't answer Willcom! Answer!"*brrrrr...*Man: "Nada! Consulting friend!"*click*Man Friend: "What is it!"Man: "Sorry! Woman won't answer Willcom!"Man Friend: "Woman? Saw her dating some guy!"Man: "What!"Man Friend: "Don't feel down! Plenty of fish in the sea!"Man: "Stupid! You have no standards!"Man Friend: "Ha ha ha! See you!"*click*Man: "What the..."Man: "You! You cheated!"Woman: "I didn't!"Man: "Don't lie!"Woman: "Sorry! I did!"Man: "Told you!"Woman: "Sorry! Tempted! Forgive!"Man: "Forgiven!"Woman: "Indebted! Won't do again!"Man: "Swear!"Woman: "Sworn!"*HUG*Woman: "You! You're texting a girl!"Man: "I am!"Woman: "Don't!"Man: "Why!"Woman: "Jealous!"Man: "Okay! I'll refrain!"Woman: "Grateful!"Man: "I'll care about you instead!"Woman: "Grateful!"Woman: "You! You're texting a girl!"Man: "I am!"Woman: "Don't!"Man: "Why!"Woman: "Jealous!"Man: "Don't be! It's a friend!"Woman: "Still! Might be cheating!"Man: "Well, while I am texting other girls, you're the only one I meet in person like this, because I like you!"Woman: "True! Sorry!"Man: "You! You're talking with a guy at school!"Woman: "I am!"Man: "Don't!"Woman: "Why!"Man: "Jealous!"Woman: "Don't be!"Man: "Sorry!"Man: "You're talking with a guy at work!"Woman: "Yes!"Man: "Don't!"Woman: "Why!"Man: "Jealous!"Woman: "Part of my job!"Man: "Quit!"Woman: "No! Can't live!"Man: "I'll pay!"Woman: "Wow! Thanks!"Man: "Retire!"Woman: "Retirement!"Man: "I love you!"Woman: "Really!"Man: "And you?!"Woman: "Me too!"HAPPY ENDThanks to those who read!I wrote this because I was fed up with all the people worrying about romance around me!Face everything head-on and you won't have a problem! That's all! From an evangelist of love!