man: i want my frisbee back *hes talking to a tree* tree: no its mine man: what!? tree: you heard me man: at least i'm not balding tree: hey! it's fall! i can't help it! that's it! i'm coming down there to smack you in the face *tree bends over, back cracks* tree: ow! my back! *man reaches to get frisbee* man: thanks for the frisbee gramps