"This is the essence of what it truly means to be human.

It’s all right here in these words.

Everything you ever need to know.

That’s because I use all twenty-six letters, and you can make anything out of those twenty-six letters. So, you see, this book encompasses everything."

— PleaseHelpMe



Rumored to be penned by the brother of the best-selling author of “I Wrote This For You,” this new tour de force in poetry is sure to stab at your heart, or, at least, make you want to.



If you loved the international best-selling collection of poetry, “I Wrote This For You,” you’ll probably hate this. But even those admirers of the free-verse artistry of that work will get a laugh from this classic parody.



Author and screenwriter Edward Savio put together a spot-on send up of the poetry best-seller with “I Wrote This Crap For You.”



It’s a quick, fun read that we hope you enjoy.



“It touched my heart and moved me to tears.”



“It’s as if he knew my inner thoughts and fears, and—come to think of it my diary is missing.”