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After #NotPeter Arie wasted our time with the most boring season of The Bachelor ever (and the grossest kissing noises), proposed to Becca, then called in cameras to film a 40-minute dumping session, we’re happy to see Becca doing the damn thing giving love another chance. So raise a glass (or a bottle) for our new Bachelorette—may she find love in the most likely of places: On a reality show, with 25 ridiculously bland suitors, and some fierce sequined dresses. Cheers to true love!

Take a sip every time:

Becca kisses someone.

Becca says “I can see my future husband in this room.”

Becca says “Let’s do the damn thing.”

A contestant accuses someone of not “being here for the right reasons.”

A contestant snitches on another contestant.

Someone says they’re “ready to find love,” or they “feel a connection.”

Becca takes a contestant on a date by helicopter or something equally ridiculous.

Chris Harrison gives lame advice and you want to vom/punch him in the face.

Take a shot if:

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

A bromance evolves.

A previous contestant comes back (two shots if all the guys are pissed and won’t shutup about it).

A celebrity makes an appearance.

A rose gets taken away.

Finish your drink when:

Someone mentions Arie.

Someone drinks way too much.

Someone tries to have a private conversation away from the camera (hello, subtitles).

Someone uses the “L” word.

Someone cries.

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