I’ve been stalked! I can cross that one off my underachiever’s bucket list. And what did this stalking lead to? Clever gifts that made me and my husband LOL!

I love everything, my dearest eater of french toast. The 3 gifts I got were great, each clever and thoughtful. Thank you! You are an awesome santa.

In the gift notes included in the pics below you will see the NSA buzzwords that my amazing santa themed the gift around.

[PORK] Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster [WEAPONS GRADE] Back to the Future Time Machine Hot Wheels [PLOT] Trial of the Clone, a choose-your-own-adventure book