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a member of KOJ sat down for an interview about their current run in with an ashenfail spy

00:00 - 00:05 at first we congratulated them on there infiltration

00:05 - 00:07 good job ..... great spying

00:07 - 00:10 so like anyone we wanted to know what they took

00:11 - 00:16 the spy was there for a long time they must have took allot

00:17 - 00:21 he took our fucking nuts

00:21 - 00:24 NUTS

00:29 - 00:31 nuts

00:31 - 00:34 he took them all and little else

00:38 - 00:40 nuts

00:41 - 00:47 he was with us a long time we thought he gathered the good stuff

00:47 - 00:50 but he took two bags of crapy gear

00:50 - 00:56 some windows and our fucking nuts

00:58 - 00:59 maby they can clime

00:59 - 01:01 through the window into some position of power

01:04 - 01:06 it might work

01:06 - 01:08 since there old ways dont work anymore

01:13 - 01:14 nuts

01:14 - 01:16 i still cant believe the took them

01:16 - 01:20 he had full access to everything

01:21 - 01:27 he could have taken our bluprints or our gold

01:35 - 01:36 can you imagine

01:36 - 01:39 the conversation when he got back

01:41 - 01:44 spy! good your back what

01:44 - 01:47 what amazing loot do you have

01:47 - 01:49 sir

01:50 - 01:53 sir ..... i have nuts

01:54 - 01:56 Nuts?

01:56 - 01:58 are they magic nuts?

01:58 - 02:02 NO!! .......but they are above 56 quality

02:05 - 02:07 nuts

02:10 - 02:11 so your tell

02:11 - 02:13 so your telling

02:15 - 02:17 so your telling me you where there for more than a week

02:17 - 02:20 and all you bring me is crappy gear and NUTs

02:21 - 02:28 we never would have known who it was if not for his incompetent allies

02:29 - 02:30 they gave him away?

02:30 - 02:32 yes they did

02:36 - 02:39 they where streaming

02:40 - 02:42 and they recorded him in our colors giving them the gear

02:50 - 02:55 we where sadened most by the loss of our nuts

02:56 - 02:58 do you plan to get them back?

02:58 - 03:04 of course we do they are special to us

03:04 - 03:09 they are the source of our power

03:09 - 03:11 good ditch digging food

03:16 - 03:20 Dam Nut Snatchers

03:23 - 03:26 who the fuck steal nuts