This is the most interesting gift package I've ever received.

I got a wire frame sculpture of a duck with a bunch of paper cuttouts in the same pose as the sculpture. I don't know if my Santa actually delved that far back into my posts to see that I used to have a pet duck and that ducks are my favourite animal after cats, or if this is just a happy accident, but I love it and it's on display on my desk.

I got a book (I vaguely stated in my profile that "I like books" which was probably extremely unhelpful) that deals with a really interesting concept that I actually think about all the time, so I can't wait to read it.

I also got a bunch of pictures of John Stewart headshots which I don't think I understand, but he is a very attractive man, so I can see why someone would give that to someone else.

My absolute favourite though, is the painting of the Zombie Realtor. I love zombies, and I am a real estate attorney, and I always dress up as a zombie with full effects makeup at our yearly Halloween office party, so this shit is getting framed and is going up in my office.

Thanks Santa!