[16:53:31] guckhund: Hello.

[16:53:58] guckhund: You submitted the #nofap channel operator form a few days ago correct?

[16:57:12] guckhund: I would like to skype you.

[16:58:58] guckhund: Are you avalible tomorrow at 12:30 EST?

[16:59:22] guckhund: The video call will consist of a 20 minute aptitude test, if you are approved (which I am quite confident of) we can discuss payment.

[17:00:21] guckhund: 10 a mo/ is the start, within a few months we can move you up to 100+ a mo (what the current op is earning ca.) if you can put the hours in

[17:01:53] themadhatter: i just got home and i'll be at work. working that 9-5. why does an op position need a video call O__O

[17:02:48] themadhatter: i just sit around all day at work and thats why im on irc like all the time

[17:02:55] guckhund: #nofap is a high volume 21st century support and discussion forum for the modern man and his modern ailment (masturbation), to ensure highest quality, which will reflect positively on our community as a whole, the op of this channel needs to be qualified.

[17:04:38] guckhund: Our op needs to not only know the drab details of IRC work, but also the complex and exciting pop-culture of our modern world. This is not an op that deals in Java, C++; this is an op that deals with hashtag, selfie, and most importantly, self-improvement.

[17:06:59] guckhund: So are you up for it, or are you down for it! :D

[17:07:51] guckhund: If you have any questions, feel free to call me up (239) 300-1215

[17:08:13] themadhatter: i... know the "drab details of irc work" i run a channel thats like 5x the size and another one about similar size. #nofap normally has like 4-5 active people talking in it, its not a lot of work... all you have to do is make sure people arent dicks. and follow basic rules

[17:08:52] guckhund: But #nofap is EXPANDING. Web 2.0, scratch that, Web 3.0, not even that, web isn't about numbers anymore, it's about people.

[17:09:00] guckhund: It's not a web of computer, it's a web of humans.

[17:10:34] guckhund: 5x the size, NO, 10x the LIFE.

[17:11:23] themadhatter: irc isnt expanding... its an outdated technology older than the internet. it wont change. its very basic. it works. its used as a backbone for like a service like twitch but you can't do much with it

[17:11:37] guckhund: We are planning on HASHTAG integration.

[17:11:39] guckhund: It'll be big.

[17:11:51] guckhund: So are you on board? Or are you off the deck (with the sharks)?

[17:13:11] themadhatter: i still cant do video chat. ill be sitting at work like always monday-saturday

[17:14:10] guckhund: Come one my main man!

[17:14:17] guckhund: Hah, come one come all!

[17:15:18] guckhund: You have my cell, my tel, and most of all, my little hell #nofap. Khatsabz is leaving, he hasn't told anyone but he'll be out by tomorrow.

[17:16:35] guckhund: My friend! I really need someone to fill this posish

[17:17:23] themadhatter: its not like i can just take off work when i make what you are paying a month in a day on my boring job. i said i was able to moderate the irc channel because i do it for 3 other channels and im always around irc.

[17:17:39] guckhund: This isn't WORK.

[17:18:03] guckhund: This is interactive ABG (All Bring Game), everyone helps everyone.

[17:18:22] guckhund: Do you know Buzzfeed?

[17:18:43] themadhatter: yeah the terrible website that reposts reddit content 3-4 days later and makes money off of it

[17:18:51] guckhund: Right.

[17:18:54] guckhund: We make money too.

[17:19:29] guckhund: But it's not work money.

[17:19:30] guckhund: It's help money.

[17:20:19] guckhund: Two kinds of people make money; "businessmen" and "peoplemen", me and you we're the third kind "humen"

[17:20:41] guckhund: I have a house here.

[17:21:21] guckhund: Khatsabz has been texting me, and not good things either, he's missign out. He's stuck in the days of the Web.

[17:21:30] guckhund: The web that's www. not humanhumanhuman.

[17:21:53] guckhund: he says I'm not getting anywhere, but really, he stepped off the bus.

[17:22:17] guckhund: You don't get anywhere if you stepped off the bus.

[17:22:27] guckhund: Step on the bus themadhatter.

[17:22:29] themadhatter: yeah well i can help. i have no problem moderating channels its why i am a moderator because im pretty 0 fucks given, straight laced and can be fair. i'm not signing up to be part of start up as my main job, im signing up to watch over an irc channel i talk in because i like(d) the people in it.

[17:22:30] guckhund: My main man.

[17:22:50] guckhund: That is great!

[17:22:53] guckhund: Fuck aptitute

[17:23:00] guckhund: Here we go, one week trial.

[17:23:06] guckhund: Khatsabz will op you straight away.

[17:23:14] guckhund: If he answers my PMs, haha (joke).

[17:24:10] guckhund: Any q's and s's: 239 300 1215

[17:26:30] guckhund: CONGRATULATIONS!

[17:28:20] guckhund: Here's my number (239) 300-1215

[17:28:31] guckhund: FOR BUSINESS ONLY, no just kidding, call me anytime anywhere.

[17:28:39] themadhatter: yeah if i have problems, but the channel is like 99% self sustaining

[17:28:50] guckhund: But it won't be once we go SUPERNOVA

[17:28:52] guckhund: or should I says SUPERVIRAL

[17:29:06] guckhund: Emoji replaced letters in 2001 for the Japanese.

[17:29:21] guckhund: You go through the average Japanese fellows phone, you won't find a single letter.

[17:29:29] guckhund: we are the EMOJI of IRC.

[17:29:31] guckhund: The new blood

[17:29:43] guckhund: Do you have an iPhone>

[17:30:44] themadhatter: i do

[17:31:00] guckhund: I want you to download the app 'colloquy'

[17:31:11] guckhund: NEVER take your eyes off the prize.

[17:31:19] guckhund: me and you, we're going to Silicon Valley

[17:31:32] guckhund: Khats was the Wozniak, you're the Ivy

[17:32:30] themadhatter: i use a way better irc app.

[17:32:35] guckhund: NO

[17:32:42] guckhund: Colloquy represents IRC 2.0

[17:32:48] guckhund: Use colloquy

[17:32:53] guckhund: or the position is not yours.

[17:32:58] guckhund: Thanks :D

[17:33:35] guckhund: Soliloquy/Colloquy

[17:33:38] guckhund: it's conversation

[17:33:43] guckhund: c'est la majestie de la place

[17:33:56] guckhund: c'est froide dans la blanche cache de ville

[17:34:25] guckhund: est notre IRC est la ville blache.

[17:34:29] guckhund: C'est l'amous

[17:34:37] guckhund: en anglais: "Spirit of Ecstacy"

[17:36:06] themadhatter: colloquy doesnt even work on my phone... its not updated for ios8

[17:36:10] guckhund: Why do I feel like you're not excited for our project?

[17:36:13] guckhund: Make it work.

[17:36:17] guckhund: The only boundries are set by man.

[17:36:26] guckhund: If man could fly and breathe in space, we would be in space

[17:37:12] guckhund: Call me.

[17:37:13] guckhund: Now.

[17:39:09] guckhund: Call me.

[17:39:40] guckhund: Hello?

[17:39:41] guckhund: Call me.

[17:39:52] themadhatter: im sitting at a bar watching football like a normal american does on a sunday. im not going outside to call and talk about nofap.

[17:40:13] guckhund: YOURE NOT A NORMAL AMERICAN

[17:40:17] guckhund: You're a media tycoon!

[17:40:21] guckhund: Now, listen up.

[17:40:26] guckhund: You want to advertise.

[17:40:29] guckhund: Make the cash

[17:40:36] guckhund: There will be daily links.

[17:40:41] guckhund: pOst them casually.

[17:40:49] guckhund: Look at this cool shirt: <link>

[17:41:15] guckhund: That's the main reason we're upping the pay.

[17:41:35] themadhatter: where do you want links posted?

[17:41:39] guckhund: In the channel.

[17:41:55] guckhund: If anyone mentions "Are you advertising" ban them.

[17:42:02] guckhund: This is social outreach you get it?

[17:42:42] guckhund: The topic will also be replaced by "cool product of the day"

[17:42:47] themadhatter: sure. kinda makes sense. and i doubt anyone would even say that

[17:42:49] guckhund: Nofap is secondary to our social outreach.

[17:42:52] guckhund: No advertisement.

[17:43:12] guckhund: Just social outreach.

[17:43:38] guckhund: I am dissapointed.

[17:43:43] guckhund: You would sell out nofap.

[17:43:47] guckhund: In that way?

[17:44:00] guckhund: That is incredibly sad.

[17:44:06] guckhund: Our IRC 2.0 is free of ads.

[17:44:15] guckhund: Your position has been revoked.

[17:44:45] themadhatter shrugs

[17:45:12] themadhatter: im not here to be told one thing and then have you use what you want done used against me

[17:45:12] guckhund: You missed out

[17:45:15] guckhund: stepped of the bus.

[17:45:22] guckhund: Not devoted to nofap

[17:46:04] guckhund: You are DESTROYING my channel.

[17:46:10] guckhund: Get the hell off the op poidum.

[17:46:13] guckhund: type the command.

[17:46:17] guckhund: and lave the op station.

[17:46:25] guckhund: Call me RIGHT NOW.

[17:46:49] themadhatter: im here to fucking help. im not here to sell anything. im not calling anyone. i like the people in the channel thats why i said i would not because of money

[17:47:03] guckhund: Call me.

[17:47:27] guckhund: Call me.

[17:47:57] guckhund: Call me.

[17:48:03] guckhund: Did you recieve my previous PM?

[17:48:14] guckhund: Are you still in contact?

[17:48:16] guckhund: Are you still in contact?

[17:48:18] guckhund: Call me.

[17:48:33] themadhatter: i dont talk to anyone on my phone. its not you i just dont do it. also if i get my ass up out of my bar stool i'll lose it

[17:48:52] guckhund: You are a limp

[17:49:00] guckhund: Worse than that last fucker.

[17:49:08] guckhund: You're both not trustworthy.

[17:49:10] guckhund: That sandboy and you

[17:49:35] guckhund: go and fuck him up the rear in that sandville hes going to

[17:50:27] guckhund: Call me.

[17:51:01] guckhund: call me.

[17:52:07] themadhatter: i wouldnt answer my phone if bill gates called. i just dont do it. i think i answer my phone only for my grandparents because they are old and dont have cellphones.

[17:52:20] guckhund: WELL YOU ARE FUCKED SAMBO

[17:52:25] guckhund: BYE.

[17:52:29] themadhatter: okay

[17:52:29] guckhund: OPPORTUNITY OF YOUR LIFE

[17:52:31] guckhund: BYE

[17:52:36] guckhund: BIG CAR BIG HOUSE

[17:52:37] guckhund: BYE.

[17:52:39] guckhund: BYE

[17:52:40] guckhund: LEAVE

[17:52:41] themadhatter: i dont grovel, i dont beg

[17:52:42] guckhund: GO

[17:52:50] guckhund: DELETE ME FROM YOUR CONTACTS

[17:52:53] guckhund: DELETE THIS CHATROOM

[17:53:17] guckhund: DELETE THIS CHAT NOW

[17:53:19] themadhatter: you're the one sending 100,000 messages... i didnt even put you in my phone

[17:53:29] guckhund: DELETE OUR CHATROOM NOW

[17:53:46] themadhatter: i cant if you keep messaging me. you know it pops up everytime you pm me right

[17:53:48] guckhund: DELETE THIS CHAT

[17:53:56] guckhund: HOW DO I DELETE IT

[17:54:23] themadhatter: set it to wumbo

[17:54:25] guckhund: OH OK