Barack Obama was sworn in for a second term as president of the United States Monday, amid a day of pomp, parades, and performances in Washington, D.C. Here are some of the highlights of the daylong festivities:

12:00 a.m.–11:59 p.m.: Secret Service freaking out

Secret Service freaking out 8:42 a.m.: First of many decisions by an onlooker to just go, right here, rather than lose his spot

First of many decisions by an onlooker to just go, right here, rather than lose his spot 9:58 a.m.: Half-shaved Obama tears down White House stairs after having slept through alarm

Half-shaved Obama tears down White House stairs after having slept through alarm 10:21 a.m.: Mitt Romney lets out a momentary sigh in between pulling up his first and second pant leg

Mitt Romney lets out a momentary sigh in between pulling up his first and second pant leg 11:15 a.m.: Vice President Biden sworn in on 1991 Playboy featuring the Barbi Twins

Vice President Biden sworn in on 1991 Playboy featuring the Barbi Twins 12:30 p.m.: Tank filled to brim with stew is rolled out for all in attendance

Tank filled to brim with stew is rolled out for all in attendance 1:30 p.m.: Presidential dog, Bo, barks national anthem

Presidential dog, Bo, barks national anthem 2:11 p.m.: Obama jumps on trampoline, dunks Bible through hoop with red, white, and blue net

Obama jumps on trampoline, dunks Bible through hoop with red, white, and blue net 5:18 p.m.: Vice President Biden’s blackout begins