Watch the Japanese propaganda video that promises radiation won't harm you if you just "laugh"

(NaturalNews) The following is a first-person account of the attempt by the Japanese government to brainwash victims of Fukushima radiation poisoning into believing radiation would not harm them if they simply "smile." Natural News is the first U.S. news source to publish this account in English. The name of the original author is Uwamae Masako, who now lives in Taiwan after escaping Fukushima and leaving behind many friends and family members.As you'll see below, the Japanese government's Fukushima Radiation Health Risk Advisor uses a hypnotic, droning speech pattern to try to convince his audience of absolutely bizarre quack science beliefs like "people who drink aren't affected by radiation" or that "laughter will remove your radiation phobia."What follows is a true, firsthand account...Natural News searched for and found the Japanese propaganda brainwashing video mentioned above. It is a video of Dr. Shunichi Yamashita -- now known as "Dr. Brainwasher" -- giving a propaganda lecture on March 21, 2011 in Fukushima City.A second video is found here: This blogspot website has located and translated several key brainwashing phrases uttered by Dr. Yamashita as part of the Japanese government's propaganda campaign. The following statements span several online videos featuring "Dr. Brainwasher." Each of these statements is a total propaganda fabrication. The comments in ALL CAPS are my own:• "To tell you the truth, radiation doesn't affect people who are smiling. Only those who are worried. This has clearly been demonstrated by animal studies." (HUH? WHAH?)• "Drinking may be bad for your health, but happy drinkers are less affected by radiation." (NO WAY! GRAB ME A COLD ONE, WILL YA?)• "Laughter will remove your radiation phobia." (COOL, 'CUZ I'M LAUGHING ALREADY!)• "If you laugh, radiation won't get you." (NOW I CAN SAFELY WORK AT A MAMMOGRAPHY CLINIC!)• "Internal exposure has 10 times less health risk than external exposure." (SO IF I EAT URANIUM, IT'S SAFER THAN USING IT AS A SKIN WHITENING CREAM?)• "No effect on health below 100 millisieverts radiation exposure." (UNLESS YOU ARE A MAMMAL)• "Children can play outdoors." (AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MIND THEM DYING)• "Adults over 20 years have very little sensitivity to radiation. Almost zero." (UNLESS THEY HAPPEN TO STILL BE ALIVE...)• "Men don't have to worry [about radiation]. All we need to do is protect women, children, infants..." (BECAUSE MEN CAN JUST DRINK BEER AND LAUGH A LOT TO HAVE FULL PROTECTION)• "Not a problem if you continue to live here. Just wash your vegetables, that's all." (YEAH, BECAUSE RADIATION IS WATER SOLUBLE, DIDN'T YA KNOW?)• "If the radiation level is below 10 microsieverts/hour, it's safe for children." (AS LONG AS THEY ARE ALIEN CHILDREN FROM OUTER SPACE)• "I can tell you this, the health effects [of Fukushima radiation exposure] are minimal." (TO COCKROACHES)• "We don't have to worry about the health effects of ordinary people." (BECAUSE WE DON'T REALLY CARE IF ORDINARY PEOPLE DIE ANYWAY)Watch Dr. Brainwasher utter some of these outrageous lies in the following video: http://web.thu.edu.tw/mike/www/eaphet%20nl/1... (in Chinese) http://web.thu.edu.tw/mike/www/eaphet%20nl/1... (in Japanese) http://iwj.co.jp/wj/open/archives/91756 (in Japanese) http://www.libertytimes.com.tw/2013/new/may/... (in Chinese)