Here we go again, two Zappa records, both with Little Terry Ted Bozzio on drums, both nine tracks, let’s get it on!

1. “Debra Kadabra” v “Wind Up Working In A Gas Station”

“Wind Up” is a really fun tune, but I’m giving it to “Debra Kadabra” which is so unhinged and chaotic-exactly the way I love my Zappa OR Beefheart. Also, I think “Wind Up” works better live.

2. “Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy” v “Black Napkins”

Oh man this will hurt. “Black Napkins” is such a beautiful guitar solo, but it has to be “Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy”.

3. “Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top” v “The Torture Never Stops”

I’m going with “Torture” as it’s rather…thud like. Thud like.

4. “Poofter’s Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead” v “Ms Pinky”

Going with “Ms Pinky”, it’s got this dark, sleazy vibe that I love so much.

5. “200 Years Old” v “Find Her Finer”

This is an easy one, “200 Years Old”. Not the biggest fan of “Find Her Finer”, it’s kind of a weaker tune by Zappa standards.

6. “Cucamonga” v “Friendly Little Finger”

Hm. I might give an edge to “Friendly Little Finger”.

7. “Advance Romance” v “Wonderful Wino”

No contest, “Advance Romance”. I like “Wino”, but I think the live versions by the Flo and Eddie Band and the Jeff Simmons solo versions are better.

8. “Man With The Woman Head” v “Zoot Allures”

I love “Man With The Woman Head” so much, but “Zoot Allures” is such a gorgeous instrumental and one of Frank’s finest. So I have to go with “Zoot Allures”.

So far the two albums are tied, so the last track is the tiebreaker.

9. “Muffin Man” v “Disco Boy”

I hate “Disco Boy”, extremely lame tune, and “Muffin Man” is a Zappa classic, so “Muffin Man” wins by default.

Bongo Fury wins 5-4.