(Picture: Dorothy Perkins)

Oh, Dorothy Perkins. Not since your mistimed #FridayFeeling tweet have we seen such an enjoyable social media mishap.

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It has come (no pun intended) to our attention that Dorothy Perkins, maker of floral dresses and one of the most iconic Kardashian collaborations of all time, is currently getting bloggers and Dorothy Perkins fans to share posts with a hashtag.

That hashtag is #LoveDP.

We believe that in this instance, DP stands for Dorothy Perkins.


But usually, DP stands for double penetration. Meaning when two people insert their penises into two holes in another person, such as one penis in the mouth and one in the vagina, or one in the vagina and one in the butt.



Or when two penises go into one hole. Lovely.

It’s a popular abbreviation often used in porn, and a quick Google (please don’t Google ‘DP’) will yield all kinds of sexual horrors and delights.

Which is why it seems so strange that Dorothy Perkins wouldn’t know that their hashtag has sexual implications.

Which makes us think that actually, this is all a big, sneaky stunt so Dorothy Perkins can trick a bunch of fashion-y types into proclaiming that they bloody love double penetration. Fun.

Either way, whether they are aware of their deeply sexual hashtag or are just sweet, innocent little bunnies, the whole thing is hilarious.

There are currently photos all over Instagram showing off shoes while the Instagrammer declares ‘I #loveDP’, as well as tweets rinsing Dorothy Perkins for the glorious mistake/trick.

Great way of telling a nation that your shop still exists: #loveDP – lolz hashtag of the day. — Natalie Lloyd (@natalie_l_lloyd) April 26, 2017

It's been worth being dragged around shops by Mrs Chris to find out that Dorothy Perkins now uses thr slogan #LoveDP. — Christopher Lindsay (@ChrisLindsay33) April 22, 2017

Pleased to inform you that #DorothyPerkinsPH is now available on @ZALORAPH! I finally found this top in my size plus these jeans- ?! #LoveDP pic.twitter.com/Bk5apat4hL — KARA GOZALI (@KaraGozali) April 25, 2017

To their credit, there are now many tweets and Instagram posts using the tag, so perhaps this incredible declaration of sexual preferences has all worked out great.

You keep on getting your freak on, Dorothy Perkins. Say it loud and say it proud: You love DP.

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