Best. Video. EVAR. WIth your permission, I may make the Robot Pirate the official mascot of our IT Security Team. I think that woul be righteous.

Since i'm not paying money, i'll pay with fanfic, and maybe just maybe get something started:

SKIRMISH .. A Robot Pirate story, by Bzert

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[location: S3cr3t Hax0r HQ, in a major coastal city]

<AWWK! POLLY SPOT A HACKER!>

(Polly the RoboParrot, looking through the window glass, flies away after throwing her taunt)

Hax0r 1: What the hell? That wasn't that damn Nuke Parrot again, was it? How the hell are they finding us?!? (throws open window, shouts at receding birdbot,) BLOODY PIRATES!!!

Hax0r 2: Aw man, it took a crap on our window sill, that's disgusting...

Hax0r 1: Robots don't crap...? (picks up, examines,) "..GPS...Designator...?"

(from the harbor in the distance, percussive thuds sound, WHOOMP! WHOOMP! WHOOMP!... )

Hax0r 1, grasping the situation, lunges for the door screaming "INCOMIIIING!"

Hax0r 2 is a moment too late, as screaming cannon shells destroy the building in a massive fireball...

...moments later, from under an overturned car a half-block away, a soot-blackened hand reaches for cracked glasses, and Hax0r 1 weakly croaks, "I'll get you yet, Robot Pirates..."﻿