I got an email warning me that a package would arrive with a keychain this week. Today, I pulled a package out of the box and started to peel back the tab before I’d gotten in the car. Upon removal of the contents, I laughed and I laughed and I would have to say the people in the next car would have had me committed if I hadn’t kept laughing and probably scared them more than they wanted to get involved. When I was growing up, my mother had buttons in the car for Missiles, Smoke Screen, and an Ejector Seat. We had lots of fun scaring new friends by pushing buttons when they asked if they were real. (Yeah, I know…..) Anyway, the keychain that came out of the package brought these amusing days back to me. It says “Pull to Eject,” and it’s already on my keyring. Thank you, keychain Santa. You’re right, it will start conversations…..and even better, give me a fun way to get out of them. I hope your keychain was as amusing as the one you sent me.