Are you sick and tired of female authors getting all the acclaim and readership? Well, lucky for you, the literary matriarchy is on its way out—all-male book clubs are here to prove you don't need a woman card to check out a library book. According to The New York Times, that includes the Man Book Club, whose founder (after serving bull balls at a meeting discussing Thomas Savage), insisted, "We do not read so-called chick lit. The main character cannot be a woman."

We’re relieved there’s finally a safe space for men to discuss books by and about men—a space beyond the pages of literary magazines, lists of award-winners, and every college syllabus of the Western canon. So, now that we’ve found a place to give the oft-overlooked Hemingway and Franzen their due, only one question remains: What should these book clubs be named?

Luckily, Twitter came to the rescue. Behold the best #ManlyBookClubNames.