Santa Claus

The Tooth Fairy

The Easter Bunny

Delaware

Santa Claus is meant to guide you into becoming a well-behaved person in exchange for material goods. The Tooth Fairy is meant to teach you the monetary value of your body. The Easter Bunny is meant to stimulate your sense of whimsy, while helping you develop an appreciation for the sweet things in life. Ultimately, they’re harmless lies with necessary lessons. We believe in them only until we’ve learned what they’re supposed to teach us.

Delaware, however, is a harmful, unnecessary lie because it teaches you to submit unquestioningly to a higher authority (the U.S. federal government), and most people never grow out of it.



Telling a child that Delaware exists is cruelty disguised as love.

