Original Post Edit

The original post was posted to Reddit by u/acousticjhb on May 23, 2019. As of May 28, 2019, it is the most upvoted post on r/imsorryjon.

Lore Edit

In JAODNE-190523, Garfield Ascends to his Eldritch Form and apparently destroys all life on Earth save for Jon Arbuckle. Having realized the extent of his destruction, Garfield laments:

I'm sorry Jon. There's nothing left. They have ascended.

The apparent instability of the Universe may mean that it collapsed soon after Garfield's Lament.