As we told you last night, Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld was live-tweeting the debate. But what we didn’t know at the time was that he was live-tweeting it while under the influence, which somehow makes it so, so much better:

i'll be honest. i've been drinking. it's still not helping. — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

Here’s Greg on the entire field of candidates:

watching a democratic debate is the equivalent of being strapped to a gurney, with a machine above you that shoots raw vegetables into your face. — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

none of these candidates are prepared because they were too busy watching the impeachment inquiry. — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

I hate everything this country has done. okay – can i be a democratic candidate? — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

this is when the debate turns into Speakers corner, and crazy people shout at the sky about chemtrails. — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

On Joe Biden (this first one was the tweet we included last night):

joe biden talks a like a ten year old telling you a dream he had the night before — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

Infant day-care question — why isn't this directed at Joe Biden? he's the new granddad!!! — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

Joe Biden should not be answering any questions, at all. according to science. — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

On Kamala Harris:

whats unfortunate is when Wikipedia says Kamala "is also a descendant of a slave owner from Jamaica.[10]" Kamala Harris calls Tulsi Gabbard's Fox News appearances 'unfortunate' https://t.co/zL6o672K5l — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

kamala is like me wandering a mall after drinking at a sports bar. — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

for Kamala, everyone is a criminal — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

On the hosts:

would be cool to have some diversity among the hosts, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

On Cory Booker:

kinda wish Booker was this strong at the start of this hellish process. — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

And even Eric Swalwell got a mention:

fossil fuels is exactly what @ericswalwell was trying to replace. — GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) November 21, 2019

Maybe every debate should be live-tweeted while drinking?

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