ANNOUNCING:

The all new WordRazor by WayOfTheTool

When told ‘soon’ ask ‘When exactly? because life is short and my patience is not infinite’

When you found your order cancelled without consent, Email your card company regarding the irregularity of exceeding the terms of their vendor agreement.

When a picture appears, unless someone is holding a national newspaper with todays date on it, yell ‘fake’ loudly.

When an IOS only feature is completed yell about misrepresenting the device as an android device.

When the shipment window slips again, email the Journos that gave initial rave reviews that the thing still has not shipped.

When you get told that something that you had not been told needed doing is finished, then yell ‘So not actually any further forward then?’

Updates to follow

Update 1: Recent Waytools posts

Recent Waytools post include: Notification of a fix to the Order screen giving the wrong dates.

A promise of an update more than a day old now, claims that soon unspecified work was done.

A slam on a cancellation post as the post was a month out on his order date, no comment on the reasons for the cancellation given by the poster.

The location of a Parisian typewriter museum

A claim that a rival product won’ t go in your pocket, we neither will my textblade as it is a few thousand miles away from my pocket and getting no closer.

And a week ago admission that an early design choice meant that due to variations in the components the products firmware needs fudging to stop the devices charging going haywire. Then a couple of paragraphs of why everyone else is stupid for using the reference charging model. No mention of their failure to control the third party build quality and its incorporation into their product.

Oh and archiving this thread when they had a tantrum BWAH BWAH.