Chris's sister Katie told on him for hiding beer in his room. So what did he do? He went through her room, found a list of people whose genitals she wants to play with, and posted it on Facebook with all her friends tagged. This is just the explanation of the note here, you have to hit the jump to see the actual thing (WARNING: possibly NSFW due to dirty words). Damn Chris, even as a guy whose done far worse to people, I've got to admit: that's pretty harsh. Now melt her face off with a Looftlighter!

Hit the jump for the actual note and her friends' reactions.

Revenge [lolfbmoments]

Thanks to twellve and dustin and anybody else who sent this in whose emails I couldn't find, I'm a sex addict.