
1. Japanese Bird People Media Source Some time in March of 2013 this photo was taken near a bus stop in Musashino, Japan. Not sure what is creepier: this photo or the fact that 8 adults went out and bought pigeon heads for this. It's true, bird flu has taken over. I think the real joke is the guy on the right in a jumper. Even his pigeon head is like "What? You got a problem bro?" Check out those black gloves. Way to have the wardrobe of a mechanic/serial killer.


2. Flight Down Media Source This eerie photo was captured at a Navy Base in Alameda Point, California. Google Street View has been known to blur out the faces of people in their photos--yet they left this horrific scene for everyone to see? Not quite. This is a real plane and debris, but from the 2009 set of NBC's show "Trauma." The show, much like this plane, crashed and burned. It was cancelled after only one season. All the best shows are.


3. Grim Reaper Media Source No you're not seeing double. Well actually you are. This 2011 photo captured from Google Street view shows an old man at different points the photo was snapped. It looks like the Grim Reaper is trying to catch up to him. Or WolfMan. The Grim Reaper being a slow old man is probably the only reason I actually survived college. I bet this guy is trying to make it to Denny's Senior happy hour. He'll probably get there, in a few days.


4. Body In The Trunk Media Source It looked like street view captured a homicide in this June 2012 photo. The image actually made news when Wilmington police asked residents for help in solving the mystery of who was in the cab of this truck and whether they were still alive or not. It turned out the driver was in the Coast Guard and the girl in the back was a practice dummy. To his credit, most guys who have blow up dolls aren't nearly as open about it. I don't care if she is a mannequin she probably has more of a personality than most of my exes.


5. Mysterious Murder Media Source If you thought street view caught the aftermath of a brutal murder in this sunny neighborhood-- you were dead wrong (not sorry for the pun). This 2008 photo taken in Worchester, England is of a 10 year old girl named Azura Beebeejaun who happened to be playing dead with her friend when the image was captured. There is something seriously wrong with the education system when kids want to get out of school this badly. Ferris Bueller could really take some notes from her. Oddly enough this is the same tactic I use when someone asks me to try Crossfit.


6. Busted Break In Media Source Can you imagine if this was your place? Okay stop imagining it-- this is awful enough. In 2008 the street view cam caught this man scaling the fence to this apartment building. Hey maybe he forgot his keys. Or is auditioning for the new Spiderman movie. Honestly, these Crossfit classes are getting out of control. Maybe they can use Google to bust crime now. Google should really look into that. They can probably hear us.


7. Peeping Tom Media Source This has my personal vote for creepiest Google Street View ever. Who needs expensive binoculars and camouflage when you can spy from the comfort of your own computer screen? I still haven't figured out how this qualifies as a necessary street view. Google has apologized in the past for "accidental" Wi-Fi spying but real life spying, no problem. They're Google, not god. They can't fix all the problems. Just basically most of the problems out there.


8. Mexican Mask Media Source Like Pitbull we went "international" to get this photo. This eerie street view image comes from Mexico where one of the residents decided to scare the Google Earth team. I can't decide what is scarier, his mask or the bulge coming out of the side of his leg. No not that kind of bulge. It looks like he stuffed his clothes full of hay. Is this apart of the Wizard of Oz deleted scenes I keep hearing about? He looks like if the Scarecrow mated with one of the members of the Lolipop Guild.


9. Mannequin Massacre Media Source This photo snapped in January 2012 shows a group of abandoned bodies spilling out of dumpster. Although these are mannequins (that part was confirmed) it still looks like a scene out of Rob Zombie's "House of 1000 Corpses." Does anyone else automatically start hearing "Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor?" At least they are in recyclable bins because the only thing scarier than mannequins is the continuous pollution of our planet.


10. Alien Invader Media Source This photo taken in August of 2008 shows a dark mysterious figure lurking on an apartment balcony in France. We could just dismiss this as a mannequin or weird voodoo statue but then the Google Street View team did something really questionable-- they blurred it. Whether this was some type of life form or creepy horror movie prop, we may never know. I can tell you I've never seen an alien with a thigh gap before. I wonder what their Instagram name is.


11. The Writing On The Roof Media Source Who are they talking to/ Maybe it's just someone who works in that building and they really want to hang out with the birds that they see every time they go on lunch break? That's fine and not weird, right? Actually, no. We think it's kind of a little more creepy. Someone needs to find that person who works there and hang out with them so they don't want to only hang out with the birds.


12. Sad Face Media Source When even the earth is disappointed with the earth, what do you do? The world is looking sad. Maybe he had a bad day? Maybe he's not feeling that new order of shoes he got online and now he's thinking about how he has to return them and how much of a hassle it is, and how it would have been cool if they just fit in the first place? Oh, wait. That's just us. We'll stop thinking about it.


13. Hey Guys Media Source Hey, guys. Watcha doing there? What's in the car? What's that mask that you're wearing? We're wondering a lot of things about what's going on. What we're not wondering is whether or not we want to be here. The answer is a resounding absolutely not. We would pay a lot of money to get taken out of this situation as quickly as we could. Maybe that's what these cars are doing. Driving away as fast as they can.


14. In The Shadows Media Source Apparently, this is what the whole town looks like on Google. That's probably really not a good thing. It looks like an episode of The Twilight Zone. An episode where the town is forever in the creepy shadows. Or maybe we're actually entering the Upside Down. There's a lot of things that could be going on with this place right here. What we know is that none of them are good things, and we don't want to live here.