As far as I can tell, the demand for twinks far exceeds the supply of interested twinks, particularly in the case of fat and older men. While a lot of those on here seem to talk about an exclusive appreciation for the twink body as a sort of moral failing on the part of those who can’t entice them into sex, I think it’s consistent with the American spirit to view it more as an opportunity and a problem to be solved using ingenuity and innovation. How’s this for a solution—robo-twinks! These would be sentient cyborgs that were nubile, gracious, and easy to please.

While the engineering challenges would be considerable, I think this would lead to a huge increase in gay welfare. While a lot of people would be reluctant to have a robo-lover, I’m pretty sure I’d actually prefer one if they were sophisticated enough.

What do you guys think? Would you want a robot boyfriend?