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My Downfall parody ft. GCSE Further Maths Paper 2 (from 2019) simply because I couldn't be fucking bothered to actually use WMV

Hitler Reacts to Further Maths P2

00:00 - 00:03 As we began wrapping up our GCSE's

00:04 - 00:05 AQA unexpectedly ambushed us

00:05 - 00:07 With Further Maths Paper 2

00:08 - 00:12 However there are still chances of doing well on this exam so don't worry

00:12 - 00:15 And after that you'll have a whole free summer to do drugs, sir

00:17 - 00:19 I think I won't do too badly-

00:19 - 00:21 I spent hours revising the cosine rule proof

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fürther...

00:27 - 00:28 There are...

00:31 - 00:33 There aren't any fucking proofs in the entire exam

00:34 - 00:36 The manoeuvre will not be successful.

00:53 - 00:58 Stay here if you've told me to revise u-substitution, MacLaurin series or any other irrelevant A-Level shit.

01:13 - 01:15 That is a disgrace! An utter disgrace!

01:15 - 01:17 A whole year I was cramming matrix transformations

01:18 - 01:23 They think it's funny to label the identity matrix as I instead of [1,0,1,0] for fuck's sake

01:25 - 01:28 Or that "gradient function"- I integrated instead of doing dy/dx!!

01:29 - 01:31 It is an absolute scandal, what AQA did!

01:31 - 01:34 They kept us stuck for 2 hours- just like the SS!

01:34 - 01:37 The egregiousness of this act is as unbounded as f(x) = x^3

01:37 - 01:40 Especially now that all our friends are away at holiday?! Ffs

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fürther, the sequence question was easy marks

01:42 - 01:46 How dare you say that! I had forgotten how to do quadratic sequences!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fürther, your criticism is not in place!

01:48 - 01:52 You not what's also misplaced? My hands. Not on the TV remote rn!

01:53 - 01:54 You are all fired

01:56 - 01:57 I spent £10,000,000 on maths tuition

01:57 - 02:00 When Physics & Maths Tutor could have done the job better!

02:00 - 02:03 Rather than digging my brain on AS maths and stuff out of the spec

02:04 - 02:08 Or that 6-marker on points of inflection hidden right at the back- I missed it!

02:08 - 02:13 Deliberately put there to annoy us after a tedious 6-mark coordinate geometry question early on

02:14 - 02:16 I was expecting easy stuff such as limiting values

02:17 - 02:21 But of course, they had to use an old circle theorem question made by Stalin

02:27 - 02:29 In my whole life I've never seen a thing-

02:30 - 02:34 As difficult as this long, tiring, excruciating fucking paper.

02:34 - 02:36 Not even being a feminist in Afghanistan

02:41 - 02:42 You'd better tell me now...

02:43 - 02:47 Were they just taking the piss naming one angle, 2x, as BAD to describe how the exam went?

02:48 - 02:53 If I wanted to kill myself I would have tried integrating x^x, no thanks! I hate maths!

02:54 - 02:56 But those Indian kids... those " Aryans"

02:56 - 02:59 Now they get to represent the A^ minority of our Glorious country

03:00 - 03:02 They, who have no blue eyes and no blonde hair! Agh!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, let's put GCSE behind us now :)

03:14 - 03:16 I'd preferred it if I had a strong A...

03:19 - 03:23 It is unbelievable how my best subject became my worst all in one day, believe me

03:25 - 03:26 But there's also German

03:31 - 03:33 The trick is to make up words during the exam

03:40 - 03:46 Welp, what's definite is that I am getting my A-? in Führer Mathematik, and nobody will dare thwarting me!

03:46 - 03:49 I will shoot my head if I don't do well on Results Day