The first ever NBA Award Show takes place Monday night, and we pretty much know who is winning each award, so there won’t be much suspense. Russell Westbrook is winning MVP, Mike D’Antoni is winning Coach of the Year, etc. Yawn.

Well, we’re here to inject a little excitement into the NBA’s award season by handing out our anti-awards. We’re crowning the league’s least valuable player, the least improved player and so on.

So let’s get to it and celebrate the season in bad basketball…

Worst “6th man”

Jeff Green

After signing a $15 million deal, Green put up career lows in points, rebounds, assists and field goal percentage in a reserve role for the Magic.

All-bad defensive team

PG: Isaiah Thomas

SG: Ben McLemore

SF: Shabazz Muhammad

PF: Kevin Love

C: Enes Kanter

Thomas actually received a vote for the all-defensive team, which is ridiculous considering the Celtics had to hide him on defense after teams started attacking him with the pick-and-roll.

As for the other selections, McLemore is still lost on that end of the court, Muhammad doesn’t really try, Love doesn’t have the foot speed to keep up with most of his assignments and the same goes for Kanter.

Worst executive of the year

Phil Jackson, Knicks

Do I really need to give an explanation for this one? The Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah signings were disasters, Jackson publicly criticized his best player and now his most promising player doesn’t seem to be too interested in playing under him. Not a good season from the Zen Master.

Least improved player

Chandler Parsons, Grizzlies

Parsons dealt with injuries all year, but even when he did play, he looked nothing like the player we had come to know in both Houston and Dallas. Parsons scoring average dropped by six points and his 3-point shooting percentage dropped to 26.9%.

Oh, and he was also thoroughly roasted by C.J. McCollum…

Worst coach of the year

Earl Watson, Suns

For some reason, Phoenix rushed Watson up the NBA coaching ladder, promoting him from an assistant coach to a lead assistant to a head coach in a matter of years. And his inexperience shows. The Suns don’t play well together and are undisciplined on the defensive end.

Least valuable player

Deron Williams, Mavericks/Cavaliers

Williams played for two teams during the 2016-17, the Dallas Mavericks and Cleveland Cavaliers. Here are their records with Williams on and off the roster this past season…

Williams on the roster: 34-48 (.414)

Williams off the roster: 51-32 (.614)

And if you aren’t into the numbers, just watch this lowlight video of his NBA Finals performance.