Put your lips together and keep them the fuck shut if you screamed, “Michael, are you drunk, why did you accidentally upload the naked picture you sent to your Grindr whores?!” I wish I had it like Cinderblock!

Cinderblock is the ten tons of hot furry pussy who turned the internet on with a smile by conquering an underwater treadmill, and now she’s our reigning Hot Slut of the Month. Cinderblock won the title of Hot Slut of October by getting 41% of your votes. Behind her (“Please don’t fart Cinderblock, we don’t want to end up 55 miles away” said those behind Cinderblock) are David Cowan with 30%, Floyd with 18%, and McDonald’s Plastic Hand Puppets with 11%.

You all truly love some big pussy, because Cinderblock is the second big pussy this year to take the HSOTM title.

Cinderblock will now go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals. And now I leave you with this video of Cinderblock memorizing the faces of the motherfuckers who are forcing her to do two ugly things: 1. Step in water. And 2. Exercise. By next year, Cinderblock may have two crowns: the HSOTY crown and a crown made of the bones of her hateful torturers!

Thanks to all who voted!

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