For everyone who ever wanted to be a mobster, but couldn't.



DISCLAIMER

DO NOT TAKE THIS GUIDE LITERALLY. Although the following comes from years of experiences, trials, and errors, this guide is meant to be a humorous take on the subject, not an actual guide for killing, robbing, intimidating, maiming, or causing discomfort to yourself and others.



I'll be adding to the guide as we go, lots more. Previous material will be moved into the vault, in case you missed a lesson. Just remember, you get into this shit, as the crimes grow, so do the risks. No one REALLY gave a shit if we hustled some truckloads of jeans or smokes, at least no one we were really worried about. It's when you start making the big scores when it gets dangerous, when the inside looks in. What am I trying to say? Be careful in there.





