So again were going to talk about something other than beer in this post. Today I will be talking about box wine. Now normal wine is great and everything but wine can be very expensive. Especially if you’re a college kid like me and need something fairly cheap and not classy at all. Well, box wine is your answer folks. Box wine can cost you from 16$ to 30$ depending on how nice of wine you want. For me, I go with the cheap stuff like Franzia. Franzia is about 17$ and you get 5 liters people. That’s a lot of wine considering a bottle of wine is only 750ml. Box wine is totally the way to go if you want to get drunk off wine. Also, the best part about box wine is not the fact that you get a shit ton but also that you can take it out of the box and play slap the bag. If you don’t know what slap the bag is, don’t over think it. It’s exactly what it sounds like you slap the bladder filled bag of wine and drink it from the spout. It’s a chugging game people. I told you were not being classy with this. This game is for us drunk college kids who don’t give a shit about the finer elegance of wine tasting. Best part about slapping it is you can honestly smack the living shit out of that bag it won’t break. I will say, don’t smack the nozzle because you can break that but you won’t break the bladder bag itself. I mean I have hit that thing as hard as I can about 90 times and it did nothing. Also well playing this game make sure you don’t smack the bag to hard well people are actually chugging because I have seen a person drop it and it just started spilling all over the place. Franzia’s spout is a twist one so once you turn it, it just keeps going so if you drop it it’s not going to stop pouring out. Also, wine stains really bad so you really want to avoid spilling.

So my girlfriend and I decided we were going to get box wine the other weekend and let me tell you folks the box won. It was really just me and her drinking it so it was a ton of liquid for both of us. Also keep in mind that my girlfriend and I are very small people. A box of wine was plenty if not way too much for the two of us. But let me tell you folks, we got after it. Things were going great we were happy as clams until we went out that night and mixed in a couple of shots. It was all over after that, my girlfriend was puking the rest of the night. The box wine won I can sure say that. I would still drink this any day though because it was still really fun and wine just makes you happy. So my advice to you guys who don’t drink wine because it’s expensive or because you think its girly, try drinking box wine and play a little slap the bag you’ll learn quick, it’s no joke.