Going up

Louis Hofmann Aka Jonas in Netflix series Dark. A Calvin Klein campaign is only a matter of time.

Hanx Condom packaging tends to be somewhere between engine oil and a Yorkie, but Hanx’s white-and-gold design is shelfie-worthy, next to your Glossier cleanser and Charlotte Tilbury mascara. Fight the patriarchy.

Roadscents Introducing Diptyque for your commute: swap the petrol station freebie for an air freshener scented with jasmine rather than eau de Toilet Duck. A tenner well spent.

Anya Hindmarch sun lotion candles With notes of bergamot aka Italian summers. For lifting January blues.

White shirts No better way to get that box-fresh, back-to-work feeling. A positive mental attitude starts with your wardrobe, after all.

Toilets Yes, you read that right. All over Insta, but only beautiful bogs need apply. See the Louis Vuitton loo on Rihanna’s feed.

Going down

Getting dark early Downer alert: sun down at 4pm is bearable with festive cheer. Now, it’s a reminder how far away summer really is.

Photograph: Alamy

Winter weddings Yeah, we’re happy for you. But it’s January. What are we supposed to wear?

De-Christmassing Packing down and tidying up is much less fun and way more boring than the reverse.

Dry January bores Sure, you’re sleeping and your skin has never been better. We get it. Shush now.

Face cupping Just ouch. Right?

Berets The new sunglasses at night, and just as pretentious.