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Wax figures of Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian. Wait, that's really them? Ok, if you say so.

It can be a challenge sorting out truth and the legend when it comes to the Meet Rack, but hey, if you've ever wanted to see Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian ( I'm guessing Rob and Scott [he counts, right?], although Kourtney went to the U of A, so who knows? ) and a collection of sex toys at one time, tonight could be your lucky night.

From the Meet Rack's Facebook page:

Keeping up with the Kardashians, Season 8, will be filming a cocktail hour at the Meet Rack tonight! (Two of the Kardashians are confirmed to be in attendance). We will put the expected ETA between 7:00 pm and 9:00 pm (Monday, 12/2/13). If you want to be a part of what is sure to be an epic evening of fun, show up early enough to sign releases and get loosened up.

I can't even process this information right now, but we'll have more information regarding this pop-culture-debacle exciting opportunity for our city as the story develops.

UPDATE (well, barely): KUWTK production company Bunim Murray was unable to confirm or deny whether the show is filming in Tucson tonight. Also, none of the cast's Twitter accounts were terribly helpful, although I did learn a bit more about Rob's sock company.

UPDATE (a better one, I promise): It would appear Scott and Kourtney are at Miraval, based on a photo on Scott's Instagram (thanks to Range reader, Ian Wilson, for the tip):

Here's a trailer for a documentary on Meet Rack's moral compass, God:

God [Teaser] (2012) from Bumbleton Communications on Vimeo.