Name Description Effect

ADHD "So Energetic! You move faster." Move speed +30%.

Alektorophobia "Chickens freak you out." Sometimes, a chicken will spawn instead of dropping a chicken leg, allowing you to earn the Alektorophobia achievement.

Alzheimers "You have trouble remembering where you are." Map is removed; minimap works just fine.

Ambilevous "You've got two left hands, and can't cast spells properly." Reverses your casting direction, from forward to the rear.

Baldness "The bald and the beautiful" Removes feathers from helmet; makes loading screen for the Castle say "Balding" instead of "Building".

C.I.P. "Congenital Insensitivity to Pain. Know no pain." Health meter is hidden from the player.

Clumsy "You break a lot of things." Disallows you from standing on bookshelves, and all breakable objects are broken when you touch them.

Color Blind "You can't see colors because of monochromancy." Shifts the world to grayscale.

Coprolalia "%#&@!" Character swears every time they are hit and when they die.

Dextrocardia "Your HP and MP pools are swapped. Who knew?" Switches HP and MP bars.

Dementia "You are insane!" Character randomly hears creepy noises and laughter and hallucinates enemies.

Dwarfism "You never get to ride rollercoasters." Shortens swing range, but grants access to secret passages and other secrets.

Dyslexia "You hvae trouble raednig tinhgs." Scrambles in-game text and locations.

Ectomorph "You're skinny, so every hit sends you flying." Increases enemy knockback, but makes your character appear incredibly thin.

EHS "You conduct electricity really well." Platforms will stay open at all times.

Eid. Mem. "You remember things with extreme clarity." Enemies, chests, events, and warps appear on your map.

Endomorph "You're so heavy, enemies can't knock you back." Removes enemy knockback, and increases the size of your character.

Far-Sighted n/a Example

Flexible "You are very flexible." Hero can turn midswing.

Gay If Male, "You are a fan of the man."; If Female, "You like the ladies."; (Demo Only) "You're fabulous." Changes all gender-related things in game.

Gigantism "You were born to be a basketball player." Increases hit box, size, and swing range.

Glaucoma "It's so dark." All zones are dark.

Hypergonadism "You are perma-roided. Every attack knocks enemies back further." Increase knockback.

Hypochondriac "You tend to EXAGGERATE" Makes it seem like you take 100 times more damage.

I.B.S. "Even the most valiant heroes can suffer from irritable bowels." You occasionally fart when jumping or dashing.

Muscle Wk. "You have weak limbs. Enemies won't get knocked back." Knockback for the hero is disabled.

Near-sighted "Anything far away is blurry" Blurs the screen not immediately in front of the hero.

Nostalgic "You miss the good old days." Turns the screen sepia and adds a grain overlay. Also makes the Castle loading screen say "Reminiscing" instead of "Building".

O.C.D. "Must. Clear. House. Break stuff to restore MP." Gain +1 MP per attack and destroys an environmental object.

P.A.D. "Peripheral Arterial Disease. No foot pulse." You no longer set off spike traps.

Savant "You're very talented. With a few issues." Gives random spell after you cast each one.

Stereo Blind "You can't see in 3D." All sprites are now 2D, and can move behind objects, obscuring them from your vision.

Tunnel Vision "No peripheral vision." Removes the projectile indicator.

The One "There is no spork." Changes in-game textures and makes the loading screen for the castle say "Jacking In" instead of "Building".