1. Once upon a time, America was a land of Jeffersonian yeoman farmers, dutifully tending to their land in ruddy good humor. And it was good. But then, the evil Dr. Yakub grew jealous of the stout yeomanry.

2. He went to his island laboratory to create an enemy for the Americans, that would destroy their utopia. After many trials and errors, he finally emerged from his cave with a weapon against the yeomanry: the Robber Barons.