Boy, the good times I have had with the Montegrappa Chaos Limited Edition 18K Gold Fountain Pen are almost too many to even recall. At first glance I was very weary of committing to this beautiful Pen, then however I noticed that it came with FREE SHIPPING. And, needless to say that was a bargain not worth passing up.



Once I was able to secure a car loan from the bank (I told them it was a car, because I knew it would glide through pages like a BMW) I immediately placed my order, and began to wait patiently near my mail box. As the bills began to pile up, I thought to myself, "Oh man, when this bad boy shows up who knows what sort of magic will ensue. Bills? Once they see me pull out this magnificent pen they'll know I'm good for the money - eventually" Nevertheless, after tirelessly waiting around (Did I mention the FREE SHIPPING?) the day finally came.



I could instantly tell the mail man could sense my excitement as I peered into his oversized mail truck, so he generously allowed me to wade through all of the packages (After some calm, passive-aggressive shoving) There it was. The second I took hold of this pen, lemme tell you, it also took ahold of me. My outfit instantly changed to something much baggier and slightly full of holes (to allow it to breath, of course), my face sprouted a full beard, and my 1997 toyota camry disappeared from my old parking space to be replaced by none other than a "Letter of Delinquent Payments." Jokes on them, because I could just as easily use my brand new Montegrappa Chaos Limited Edition 18K Gold Fountain Pen to get around town.



The next day was the first day I was able to use this gorgeous creature. Upon arriving to work, I was immediately bombarded with questions. Such as, "where have you been?" or, "How did you loose your house?" To which I responded, not with words, but by simply holding up my Montegrappa Chaos Limited Edition 18K Gold Fountain Pen. The intervention of sorts quickly changed tone to, "Oh my god, where did you get that?" and, "Please, sign these papers of termination" Suckers. I knew they'd want to see her in action.



In the end I have to rate this Pen only 4 out of stars because, despite the fact that I now survive solely by drinking ink, it was only 18k gold and I am used to 24k. Great purchase though!