Justice is best served with a cold side of breast milk.

Confused? Just wait. We need context.

Hands up if you've ever fallen victim to the phantom office thief. *Raises hand*

You know, those stealthy weasels who somehow weave their way between desks, target the fridge and steal things.

Normally it's milk. The more brazen go for food. And the lowest of the low nab things like birthday cakes someone's brought in for a friend's party after work.

Seriously though, how are these people NEVER caught. If it wasn't so frustrating it would be impressive.

Anyway. The thief we're talking about is a coffee creamer snatcher. And unfortunately for him, the owner was the sassiest of all co-workers: the new mom.

She got revenge in the best way.

Take a look at this piece of badassery:

Oh man. Well played.

Here's what it says if you can't read it:

Good morning! To whomever has been enjoying my coffee creamer all week ... surprise!!! You've been drinking my BREAST MILK. Hope you enjoyed. Cheers! —B. P.S. it's organic. So no worries :)

That gets a big thumbs-up from us.

It's notes like this that systematically take down office thieves one at a time.