Ajoutée le 10 mars 2017

Remy stops by CNN to deal with "Fake News."



Written and Performed by Remy. Produced by Austin Bragg.



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Nothing else to report, Ed

as we've been banned from the press gaggle

and labeled as "fake news" by the president.



We'll have to prove him wrong. Thanks Tim.



Trump's approval numbers have gone to new lows

according to a new poll--and we're never wrong about those

And is Starbucks' new cup bringing people to tears

No, but we'll find two tweets like we do every year



Uh, Ed? Yes Tim? Look, this is obviously bad

But do you think we could maybe help our case a tad

They say we're not news, that we just make stuff up

My apologies, Tim, I'll fix that right up



A nurse shark bit a man in a Florida park

Could this summer be the SUMMER OF SHARKS

Plus, a product you own causes death exponentially

The answer to that misleading question eventually



Ed, you're hiding the cause of acute meningitis

Do you see why perhaps there are folks who don't like us

I really believe that they're flatly just wrong

But could you just help me a little? Can do Cap-i-tan.



A Hero Is Born! Meet the daring A.G.

who won't enforce the laws with which she disagrees

Plus, Kim Davis, the mouth-breathing slob

Should we jail public servants who won't do their jobs?



Okay, see, that's what I mean. That's what they accuse

That we color the coverage to match with our views

Should we not be objective and foster a trust?

I suppose you're right, Tim. I'll do what I must



A World on the Brink! Perils unfurled

as Trump speaks with the most dangerous man in the world

Plus, Mitt Romney's gaffes just don't seem to slow

His moronic claim Russia is our biggest foe



Ed



Finally, it's given all journalists stupors

But proof has been found by Pricewaterhouse Coopers

The President making with great genuflection

concessions to Russia if he wins the election





A White House in chaos? We give you a peak

at the transcripts we got from a delightful new leak

Plus, Edward Snowden, the traitor abroad

Should leakers be hung like the cowards they are?