I SURE LOVE MOTORCYCLING BADGE

Pay £20 and you will get access to the secret channel and be sent a small badge saying

“Yeah, I sure love motorcycling. Motorcycling around. Some people like cycling on a normal bike, but not me. I say why pedal around when you can have a bike that doesn’t need to be pedalled? With all the engine and stuff in it. Rrrrum rrrrrum.”

in a font which will almost certainly be too small to read

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