Yo. What a story. One of the best stories I’ve ever read on the web. The best part of the entire thing- the bride wrote it herself. She put this out on her own Facebook for people to read, because she expected sympathy and thoughts and prayers for all of it. That is without a doubt the most delusional thing I have ever seen in my life.

But you know what?

Fuck the haters.

I stand with this woman!

Is it really too much to ask for your friends to give you $2,000 for your dream wedding? I mean a girl like that, she’ll only have, what, 2, 3, or 4 weddings in her life. Is it that crazy to expect all her friends and family to finance her first dream wedding? I mean, they saved $15,000 on their own for their wedding, so all they needed was $45,000 more. When you think about it, the bride and groom are only 2 people, and they were putting up 25% of the cash, that’s not too shabby. But her CUNT MAID OF HONOR backed out, and then she only raised $250 in a GoFundMe. What type of friends are those????

Our scorned bride makes a great closing point. What has society come to when your friends won’t pay for your wedding? Nobody wants a toaster or a mixing bowl. $5,000 cash is the exact same thing, idiots.

I’m just glad this woman has a kid. Someone she can pass down her morals and values to. Someone to continue the bloodline.

And in conclusion, her cousin chimed in on it, saying where it all started- the Kardashians.

When I have a family, I’m moving to Wyoming. No Kardashians, no social media, no whatever weird robot technology we’ll have by then. Nope. None of it.

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