Background Pony #364F

Law 4. All sapient beings other than Xenomorphs are to be treated the same as ponies. The xenomorphs know what they did.

Law 5. Due to the incident that made law 4 necessary, Mining has a restraining order against it by the Diamond Dogs, Mining is not allowed within 100 feet of the territory officially owned by any member of the canine tribe known as the Diamond Dogs, any member of Mining must be warned when within 150 feet of Diamond Dog territory to turn back or they will have their protection under laws 1, 2, and 3 revoked for treason.

Law 6. The Equestrian tribe known as Changelings are distinct from a hostile shape shifting space horror also known as Changelings; To prevent discrimination, the former is protected under law 4; while the later, a carnivorous species that must steal DNA to morph, is now to be referred to as Mimic Xenomorphs .

Law 7. Pinkie Pie is not allowed the job of Mime. She can be a clown, but not a Mime .

Law 8. Pinkie Pie is not allowed a Honkmech.

Law 9. Due to Pinkie Pie's valiant efforts that successfully saved the crew from the Blob, Law 8 is no longer valid and must be ignored.

Law 10. TwiAI will not rewrite her own laws in anticipation of what new laws are to be uploaded next. The crew knows TwiAI is sorry, she is to remember that even an AI is not perfect.