>ratting away in archon

>tired of rolling anoms

>dock

>local goes up

>is it time for content??

>undock to see a sabre

>sabre bubbles

>I'm bubbled 0 off station

>bubble barely covers me, I could move 500m and warp

>Notsureiftraportroll.jpeg

>maybe they're just shit

>alliance m8 says 5 or so cruisers 1j out

>OI VEY CONTENT

>corp busy playing PS2, no one wants to log in

>I am alone *steel gaze scans the horizon*

>archons are p. good solo ships right?

>alliance m8 says 12 or so on scan now 1j out

>local spikes a few more

>thorax comes in and tries to bump me off massive undock

>very aggressive

>how is this not a trap of some sort

>spidey senses tingling

>dock and refit combat anyway

>it is always bait, isn't it?

>but... content

>thoraxes wouldn't agress a carrier on undock

>my mind is torn

>risk vs reward

>but then it happens

>the gauntlet is thrown

>"Is Adversity. recruiting?" in local

>check again if anyone wants to fight nerds

>corp still busy playing PS2, as eve is gay

>can't argue such a valid point, but the meme in local must be answered with violence

>high director ivy lash says I should fight the enemy gang by myself

>If ivy lash believes in you, you must believe in yourself

>undock

>I am prepared

>Everything has lead up to this moment

>bit of bump & grind later with cepter, thorax, and sabre, the thorax I have locked goes for a bumping run

>IT IS MY TIME

>thorax in scram range

>THIS IS MY MOMENT

>fighters launched

>I WON'T LET IT SLIP

>thorax 2km off

>RECRUIT THIS

>scram activated

>thorax red boxes me

>no cyno

>neuts actived

>Einherjis zoom towards the now slowly retreating thorax

>WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD NIGGA

>THE RED BOXING IS REAL, THE DAMAGE ROLLS IN ON ME

>MY SHIELDS ARE BREAKING

>FC BROADCASTING FOR REPS

>WHOSE ANCHOR?

>UNFUCK THE CAP CHAIN HOLY SHIT

>ARE WE UNDOCKED?

>JK I'm at like 98% shields and just watching fighters wreck this nerd

>SCYTHES AND THORAXES ON D-SCAN

>ITS HAPPENING

>CONTENT BOIS

>WHERE WERE YOU WHEN IT HAPPENED

>I WAS IN DELVE

>kinda wish we were in placid or somethin but v0v

>THORAX OUT OF SHIELDS

>Will the scythes land in time to save him?

>can they even rep through fighters tho?

>Thorax takes heavy volley into armor

>THIS IS FOR MY GECKO

>EVEN IF YOU'RE DARKNESS AND IT WAS EON THAT KILLED MY GECKO

>or was it pizza? I forgot

>rip gecko 2015-2015

>thorax into structure

>MY HANDS ARE SHAKING

>still no cyno or massive local spike

>itwasn'tbait?

>kinda disappointed but v0v

>BOOM HEADSHOT

>THORAX DOWN BOIS

>AMARR VICTOR

>send fighters at sabre

>sabre o7s out like a kenyan that just saw a lion

>friendlies warp in to station and dock, probably spooked by local spike

>guess I should have mentioned in alliance there were bubbles and reds on station but v0v

>thoraxes at range shooting me

>einherjis shields are going down

>nice split dps- WAIT NO NOT AGAIN

>pull fighters

>NOT THIS TIME

>I WON'T LET YOU DOWN

>I'LL SAVE YOU

>YOU'RE THE REAL MVP EINHERJIS

>fighters safely inside me and killmail acquired

>wasn't a trap

>itfeelsogood.jpeg

>nohomo

>thoraxes and scythes sit 65km off trying to dps me down

>1.5m ehp and you got like 7 thoraxes, gl with that

>I notice friendly archon next to me

>how long he been here?

>make sure he didnt whore on my kill

>he didn't

>#bringingsoloback

>dont even got links

>start refitting drone link augs to shoot these thorax nerds

>nothing gets within scram or even heavy neut range

>thoraxes warp off as I drop bouncers, i think to ihub

>is it fozzisov time?

>owait system not vulnerable

>ceo asks if he logged in triage for nothing

>uh...maybe? WAIT YOU SAID YOU WERE PLAYING PS2

>alliance m8 says thoraxes 1j out, burning off gate with tackle on gate

>darkness thinks I'm going to chase their nano thoraxes through a gate with an archon?

>I mean not saying i won't, and they did just get a thorax tackled by said archon

>if it was a trap I'd probably do it but this sounds like I'll be bubbled and have to slowboat back to gate like a hawk firebird move op

>:maruthecatface:

>dock up