Yes, you read that right. The full text of what appears to be President Trump’s State of the Union address to be delivered to a joint session of the United States Congress on January 30th 2018 has leaked online. Wikileaks has nothing to do with it for once, and neither have Russian hackers.

As always when there is a leak, you should immediately ask yourself one thing: what is the source? Where is all this water coming from?

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Do you know what the source is in this case? Were you hoping some obscure little website had the entire text of one of the most anticipated political speeches of 2018? If so, could you trust it to be real? Or even mostly real? What if they changed a few crucial lines? What if it is a fake news website run by foreigners?

As the case turns out the website you are visiting isn’t even a real fake news website: all our fake news is actually counterfeit, including this article. You can trust us on that. If you are interested in learning more, see our about page.