istealhotelsoap Profile Joined February 2007 United States 514 Posts #1

i'd just like to say that...



yo momma's so fat that even a mothership's vortex can't get rid of her!

yo momma's so fat that when roaches burrow and walk under her, they can't unburrow!



that's all i've got so far. try not to re-use the bw ones. lets see how creative you guys are haha inspired by http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=38009 i'd just like to say that...yo momma's so fat that even a mothership's vortex can't get rid of her!yo momma's so fat that when roaches burrow and walk under her, they can't unburrow!that's all i've got so far. try not to re-use the bw ones. lets see how creative you guys are haha

ZenDeX Profile Blog Joined May 2008 Philippines 2872 Posts Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:26:06 #2 yo momma's so fat she absorbs 100% of a splash damage.

yo momma's so fat that 9 infestors are required to neural parasite

zionman Profile Blog Joined April 2009 Belgium 149 Posts #3 Yo momma's so fat 24 lings can surround her freakz

AcrossFiveJulys Profile Blog Joined September 2005 United States 3610 Posts Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:30:25 #4 yo momma's so fat you can see her on the minimap without a sensor tower

yo momma's so fat she takes longer to sit down than a spine crawler

yo momma's so fat it took blizzrd patches 14,15,16, and 17 to reduce her radius to make her less frustrating to use

yo momma's so ugly sentries refuse to hallucinate her

imBLIND Profile Blog Joined December 2006 United States 2387 Posts Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:28:16 #5 yo mama so fat my nydus network couldn't get around her

yo mama so fat my reapers said "we're screwed" before they even jumped on her im deaf

SadSatyr Profile Joined April 2010 United States 77 Posts #6 yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!

Malgrif Profile Blog Joined March 2010 Canada 1093 Posts #7 yo momma's so skinny sniper round missed. for there to be pro there has to be noob.

HCastorp Profile Blog Joined March 2010 United States 388 Posts Last Edited: 2010-05-19 05:30:09 #8 yo mamma's so fat the ultra get in her way!



Winner so far



edit: Oh god, missed July's . . awesome! Winner so faredit: Oh god, missed July's . . awesome!

Chairman Ray Profile Blog Joined December 2009 United States 11517 Posts #9 Your mom's so fat, her name ends in .sc2map

TelecoM Profile Blog Joined January 2010 United States 10290 Posts #10 your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting

istealhotelsoap Profile Joined February 2007 United States 514 Posts #11 lol that was fast. didn't think there would be that many posts at this hour

Kantutan Profile Blog Joined February 2010 Canada 1319 Posts #12 My favorite 'yo mommaship' joke:



Yo mommaship so fat they increased her food from 4 to 6

Licmyobelisk Profile Blog Joined August 2008 Philippines 3679 Posts #13 what the fuck is this thread? I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a

jax1492 Profile Joined November 2009 United States 1626 Posts #14 On May 19 2010 14:31 Licmyobelisk wrote:

what the fuck is this thread?



yo mama jokes + sc1/sc2 = joke yo mama jokes + sc1/sc2 = joke

edzwoo Profile Blog Joined June 2006 United States 469 Posts #15 Yo mama so fat she makes calldown supplies useful.

stockton Profile Joined March 2010 United States 128 Posts #16 yo mama's so gross fungal growth increases her life



yo mama's so fat even stalkers can't blink to her other side.



apm66 Profile Blog Joined April 2010 Canada 943 Posts #17 On May 19 2010 14:30 TelecOm1 wrote:

your momma's so fat that you would need 900 sentries to have enough energy to build forcefields around her

WIN!! hahahah :D WIN!! hahahah :D （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

jax1492 Profile Joined November 2009 United States 1626 Posts #18 yo mamas so fat her stomach growls not enough minerals ....

Probe. Profile Joined May 2009 United States 877 Posts #19 Yo mommas so fat she needs chrono boost just to roll over. meow

mahnini Profile Blog Joined October 2005 United States 6854 Posts #20 these jokes aren't even bad-funny. the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.

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