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REAL Customer Comments



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We read the manual, and went through an entire box of Kleenex wiping the tears from our eyes. It was the funniest thing we have read in I don't know how long! I personally liked the way it read like most instruction manuals, which almost made you think it was serious! But the best part for me was the tag to put on the floss totally had me on the floor!

- Helen Stevens, San Diego CA

HELP I NEED A HOSPITAL!!!!

I have just read the instruction manual of the best ever tool to come on the market, the Turd Twister. I need the hospital to sew up my sides as I've split 'em from laughter! I think I've laughed so much I've skidded in my pants. Nice one!

- Colin, Leicester UK

I have never found anything so funny! I ordered Turd Twisters for my friends two sons for Xmas and I know that they will really enjoy receiving them. Whoever had this idea is a genius. Just the thought of someone using this makes me laugh hysterically.

- Sue Williams, Essex, England









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Introducing the Turd Twister ...

the funniest gag gift in the world!

The Turd Twister is a complete kit for shaping your turd into amazing designs, and it comes with a hilarious instruction manual. It's just a joke of course, and it's good for hours of laughter! It's the Ultimate Gift for the person who has everything, including a "twisted" sense of humor! Get one today!



TurdTwister has been featured on TV and on the Radio!

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The Package Contents



Order today, and we'll send you our Turd Twister Kit. The Kit ships with our 10 most popular Turd Twisters. That's 10 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning!



In addition, you'll get the Amazing Manual called "How to Twist Your Turds". This booklet, loaded with images explaining the art and science of Turd Twisting, will have everyone rolling on the floor laughing.



Gut-busting topics include: Dietary Concerns for Optimum Results

Application Instructions for Maximum Comfort

Twisted Knick Knacks for All Occasions

Turd Twister Care and Maintenance

Hilarious Anecdotes and Stories

And much, much more! ( View Samples from Manual) And as a bonus, by ordering online, we'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place.





Who should have the Turd Twister?



It's the perfect gift for the guy (or girl) who has everything!

If you enjoy laughter, this is for you.

If you are a fan of gag gifts... this will surely make them gag!

Great for special occasion gifts: marriage/divorce, dating/breaking up, golf tourneys, gift for the boss (you get the picture).

Perfect for decade birthday parties: 20,30,40,50, etc.

When you don't want to give the same boring gifts... be original!

Basically, it's for everyone. It's funny, and it's weird. Woohoo!



Order your Turd Twister Starter Kits and share the fun world of

Turd Twisting with your friends. They'll poop themselves laughing!



Order Your

Turd Twisters Today!



Check out

all of these

Great Turd

Templates!



Each Turd Twister includes 10 templates!





Twirler Turd



Stellar Turd



Love Turd



Lucky Turd



Spaghetti Turd



Christmas Turd



Teddy Turd



Bat Turd



Skull Turd



Lightning Turd



Birthday Turd



Pyramid Turd



Churro Turd



Gingerbread Turd



Wiener Turd



Planetary Turd



Sun Turd



Moon Turd





