Former mixed martial artist and lady-wrestler “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey ruffled feathers this week when she dismissed as “fake” a variety of beloved belief systems, from the legitimacy of sports-entertainment to the theory of evolution.

“It’s all made up,” said Rousey in an incendiary interview with veteran journalist Dan Mutzler.

Rousey’s tirade went on to dismiss as “phoney baloney” several major religions, all of the biological sciences, the moon landings, and the official story about what crashed in the desert outside Roswell in 1947.

“And they can explain it however they want, but f**k ’em,” continued Rousey. “Everybody. WWE Universe. The scientific community. Scholars, professors, and critical thinkers. F**k ’em. I meant that. I’m going to disrespect the truths that they all love so much. “None of those bitches can f**king touch me.”

Rousey then unleashed a diatribe about “real stuff people should enjoy,” including homeopathy, sasquatch photography, crystal energy healing, reiki, armbars, alien abduction, and chemtrails.