Here's the story of why I sent my gift out late.

I use my "spam" email address for message boards like Reddit. I don't check it often, or rather, ever.

I got a package in the mail, and it's a beer boot. WTF? Awesome, but why?

Then the message on the packing slip made everything clear. "Sorry it's a little late my friend. I had to wait to buy this until I get paid. Since you like beer I hope you enjoy the hell out of this!"

I'm also sorry saw_wave. You have packages in the mail!

I've included pictures of me enjoying the hell out of it.