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Soy Boys (Male BE)

WARNING: This story contains the following themes: male breast expansion, gay experimentation. If that isn’t your thing… read something else! Just a quickie that I was inspired to write today after hearing some hilarious claims that the new impossible whopper would cause men to grow breasts due to all the estrogen in it. Here’s a quick fun reality check: if you believe that eating soy will somehow emasculate you, you are a fucking idiot. Stop listened to cunts like Alex Jones. In fact, if you’re right wing at all go to hell, the world is fucking burning and you’re looking for any excuse to keep being a racist dupe. Eat shit, I hope your dicks fall off. Also to my trans sisters out there, I’m sorry that a burger won’t make you grow big honkin’ ta-tas. That’s the dream. Solidarity from your pal Susan. Anyway on to the fun story. Terry peeled into the burger king parking lot in his red convertible, almost running into some poor sucker on the way in. He just laughed: what the hell