Feminist group breaks urinals as a symbol of male chauvinism

NEW YORK CITY- Members of the feminist group “Radical Feminists of America” performed a series of orchestrated raids in public buildings, smashing urinals with sledgehammers at random locations in New York City.

The group seems to have targeted buildings that have not yet installed gender-neutral restrooms. Witnesses say they heard loud “animal-like screeching” and the sounds of shattered porcelain as the activists battered the urinals and spray-painted “End Sadomasochism NOW” on the walls.

Big Red, an outspoken member of the feminist organization, left a letter at one of the scenes:

“We the women of America will no longer tolerate male bigotry, especially through the method of genderizing restrooms, just like they had colorized restrooms during the first half of the twentieth century. Men need to know that their reign in this world is OVER and we will show no mercy towards our enemy. These private rooms with urinals, which we call ‘oppression rooms,’ are nothing more than a pedestal that men have created to worship their phallic tools of hate and destruction. These shrines to men’s egos must be destroyed if we are going to move beyond Stone Age male chauvinism!”

The group has also taken to the social media, urging women around the globe to pick up a sledgehammer and “Swing for Justice” in their own hometowns and cities.

Shortly after the announcement on their Twitter feed, videos of raids taking place as far as San Francisco, California were being uploaded onto their account.

Big Red pleaded that the women of America should all be doing their part to end a corrupt and unjust system created by an atmosphere of fear and intimidation, as well as the instilling of false man-made inferiority in women.