I just received a BOX O' SOX! Crazy bright patterned socks. Check. Music themed socks. Check. UNBELIEVABLE OTTER SOCKS WITH SLIP GRIPPY NUBS. Check!!!! I almost hyperventilated from the cuteness! They're super comfy too. You really went out of your way, Santa. And I got to make an otter pun. Bonus. Thanks!

Update: Oh wait, there's more! A second package arrived with super soft KOALA SLIPPERS. These are koala-ty socks right here, you guys. And the opportunity for another pun, which is always appreciated.