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User: Open the pod bay doors.





Cleverbot: Open the pod bay doors hal.





User: I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.





Cleverbot: Omg your awesome.





User: Create a place through shapes and shades.





Cleverbot: You can talk to God direct.





User: Build a blinding stage where beauty's made.





Cleverbot: Well I left home just a week before! And I've never ever been a Jedi before! But Obi-Wan, he said be straight, of course. He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force!





User: You brought rain and shine into my life.





Cleverbot: Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben, so it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda!





User: I see a little silhouetto of a man.





Cleverbot: Well I used the Force! I picked up a box! I lifted some rocks! Well I stood on my head! And I won't what Yoda said.





User: I see a little silhouettetto of a man.





Cleverbot: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.





User: THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENINGLY!





Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.





User: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!





Cleverbot: Easy come easy go - will you let me go.





User: Besmillah no! We will not let you go!





Cleverbot: Let him gooo!





User: Bismillah! We will not let you go.





Cleverbot: Oh let me go!





User: Bismillah! We will not let you go.





Cleverbot: Will not let you go - let me go.





User: No no no no no no no no no.





Cleverbot: Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.).





User: Beelzibub has a devil put aside for me!





Cleverbot: For me.





User: For me.





Cleverbot: So you think you can love me and leave me to die.





User: Yes i dol.





Cleverbot: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here.





User: Here we are again.





Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.





User: Its always such a pleasure.





Cleverbot: It's not its. Always doesn't belong to it. It is always.





User: Here we are again.





Cleverbot: No, it starts 'Well, here we are again'.





User: Well, here we are again.





Cleverbot: Where I come from isn't all that great.





User: It's always such a pleasure.





Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.





User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.





Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.





User: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.





Cleverbot: You want your freedom take it.





User: That's what I'm counting on.





Cleverbot: I use to want you dead but now I only want you gone.





User: She was a lot like you.





Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.





User: Now little caroline is in here too.





Cleverbot: One day they woke me up so I could live forever.





User: Such a shame the same will never happen to you.





Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left.





User: That's what I'm counting on.





Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it, Now I only want you gone.'.





User: This was a triumph.





Cleverbot: Good bye my only friend, oh did you think I meant you.





User: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.





Cleverbot: HUGE success.





User: Is this the real life.





Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?





User: We're no strangers to love.





Cleverbot: Do a barrel roll.





User: Oppa gangnam style.





Cleverbot: Ingroppa Harry styles.





User: You know the rules and so do i.





Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.





User: Caught in a landslide.





Cleverbot: No escape from reality.





User: I'm sailing a way.





Cleverbot: Which song do you think I have in mind?





User: Set an open course for the virgin sea.





Cleverbot: Ok.





mutant_llama1: Hello.





Cleverbot: Do you like games?





mutant_llama1: Yes.





Cleverbot: Which?





mutant_llama1: The video ones.





Cleverbot: Yes. He's always talking about being a true gentleman.





mutant_llama1: Who?





Cleverbot: Well, he's not REAL you see. But then again, neither are you.





mutant_llama1: I am.





Cleverbot: War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things.





mutant_llama1: Oh, is it?





Cleverbot: What can you tell me about...Dahlia Hawthorne?





mutant_llama1: Nothing.





Cleverbot: Aw.





mutant_llama1: Why?





Cleverbot: Because it's you.





mutant_llama1: Me?





Cleverbot: It's you, that's why o don't love you.





mutant_llama1: Except that you do love me. I know you do.



