We’ve been through this. Alex Ovechkin is half man, half machine. Hence: our blog name. Yet, in the highlights below, Dion Phaneuf thought it was a good idea to slash Ovechkin after the whistle.

No. It was not.

[For maximum effect, please put this song on while watching. Mute the Pitbull parts.]

The post-whistle shot.

The post-whistle slash. Uh oh. It’s at this moment Phaneuf wishes he could get a mulligan.

So. Great.

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