[+] Replies FeraligatrFTW wrote: You Say You Have A Krookodile In Your White Run



Do You Have Haxorus Also ?

Do You Start With Oshawoot ?

Did You Picked Archen ? -Had, not have. ;_;



-No, but I wanted one.



-Yes, named Boss. Now a level 72 Samurott, Boss is a fucking boss.



-Yes, but he's rotting away in the box. But, if Shannon (Gigalith) dies, hopefully she never will, then he'll be on the team.

I'd be fine with it, yup yup. Bernard said that's all I'd be good for anyway, bein' wunna dem HM slaves...

What?! Are you serious?!

*sigh* Fine...

Ben even gets STAB from it, and I'm stuck with it?!

Ugh...

I'm thinking about cutting myself, not the tree.

Look, there's tons of grunts in here, yes...

Fine. Anyway, their commander took a man tied up in ropes upstairs. You might want to check that out.

Pah! If we Pokemon are tools, that's a screw and I'm a screwdriver!

Chaw-haw-haw. I'm a power hose and you're a smudge of dirt.

Hose, as in water? Let me take care of this!

Are you kidding me? You need to stop doubting, Epic.

Epic, dun lissen duh er! Yurr duh bess trainer ever!

What is it? A Pokemon egg? When will it hatch? What will it be?

It's gonna suck.

It's gonna suck.

Where to now?

That'd be skipping two areas!

D-Do I have to go?

W-Well, what if the ghosts get mad we disturb them? Or what if they-

I-I'll stay wi' Beautox. I'm not scurred atull, no sirree, I just wu'n whun Beautox to be alone un' stuff.

Heh. I doubt we'll even find anything here, no one'll want to come face me! I'm too strong!

...Humph. What are you doing here, human?

Why should I?

Oh, you're nice.

They can't see me either, and that wouldn't make me want to come out, would it? But, fine, I suppose I can't stay in hiding forever, and it's quite dull in here. Capture me, if you want.

Go on, then, I haven't all day.

I saw you come in, and all those other dimwits here were planning to scare the bahootles out of you. None of them wanted to get captured, so they were daring each other to go out first.

[+] Spoiler What did he just say? Bahootles? *snickers*



Heh. He wouldn't last a day on this team.



...Excuse me for a second, ma'am.



Where's he off to?



Holy crap... Smells like... Yeech... Dennis... Shit... I think I'm hallucinating... Oh, there that idiot is again. Look at that smug look on his face.



Ugh... Oh, Arceus... Why...



Sorry, ma'am, go on?

...Phantom.

The pleasure's all mine. And, hm, Beautox? I know her. The daring little Wurmple who crawled in through the windows. Made friends with all us sane Gastlies, though the other nimrods tried scaring her off. Quite a friendly one, but so inquisitive. Always talks in questions, yes?

Well, I did, until the other dolts kept releasing their... poisonous gases, nearly made the darling faint. As you know, we Gastlies are the poison type, so, it t'was quite a nasty sight. She never came back again, the poor girl!

Has she evolved?

Oh, a Dustox? More Defense but lesser Attack than their counterpart, Beautifly. I'd always thought she'd be one.

So, Ben, what else- Ph-Phantom?! Is that you?

Beautox, my darling! My, you've grown!

Phantom, where've you been?! Did you miss me?

Of course! Why, have I got news for you! Yesterday, when browsing the old library, that old imbecile Trace came along, and I said...

What is it?

Have.



A.



Full.



TEAM.

FUCKING

Full team? Is it just me, or do I see five Pokemon?

That doesn't count!

Whatever.

Sounds good.

Bzzzzzoing! Gold, comin' atcha! Whussup, peeps? What's crakkin' and brakkin'? Haha, these kids here are so laaaaaaame. Can I tag along?

Bzzzzzoing! Wait, what? That's unfair, yo! Nooooooo....

Arceus, can't wait until he's on the team. Damn.

Epic! H-Hey! What's up? You are so ho- never mind. How's the Pokedex?

I-I swear, I'm, like, a derp magnet! I can't find any rare Pokemon!

Lucas and Epic, sittin' in a tree, K-I-

Hush, Epic, do you hear that? It's the sound of destiny and true love.

So we finally meet. Epic, is it? I've heard many things about you.

It's really none of your business. What are you doing here? You know...

I was hoping to find something here to help me, perhaps alter it, enlarge it, to help create a new world, instead of a region.

Easy. I'd destroy this one to make room for ours.

And it perhaps will be the last thing you do, Epic. I must be going now.

It all seems a bit... Well, odd to me. There's something about it that I can't quite... Hm.

...Can you just catch me and let me die? Do you know how many times I've begged to be on a team, and everyone rejects me? My family died in a forest fire here, thanks to some idiot Houndoom, and I've been mooching off that berry guy's house for months.

...Buddy.

Yes? What about it?

Why not? Will I have to dress up? Will I look beautiful? How do I do such?

Oh, hold on a second!

No, Epic, I'm just a random stranger who knows your name,

Come here and give me a hug. This is Keira, one of the judges for the Contests.

Oh, I have my ways...

Well, I got in touch with Rowan... And with a little help... Well, I evolved Manny!

He mostly stays in his Poke Ball, but every now and then, if it rains, he sleeps outside the house.

Anyway, I was on my way to Veilstone for the Department Store. They close early tomorrow and I want to get a good start on the way there tonight, so I have to go. See you, Epic. And be careful!

Natural?

What's so bad if we don't? Isn't it not about winning or losing, but just having fun?

Oh, fuck you.

I said, FUCK YOU. You think I'm some fuckin' tiny ass cunt, huh? Well, you better fuckin' think again, shitass.

I like this one.

Fuck this! I just fucking hatched and I can't do a single fuckin' tiny ass battle? You mother fucking-

"Fuck off."

Finally, some damn real action. Thanks, bastard. I'm in.

[+] Spoiler While grinding, I went back to get some of the berries I planted and saw this. Thought it was kinda creepy, with it being in an alley and in some trees.





What?

Damnit, Epic!

Yeah, we're screwed.

E-Epic... P-Please... You were duh.. bess trainer... any.. Pokemon... Could eva have... G-Good... luck... and... suh... stop... Team... G-Guh...

[+] Spoiler I literally was on the verge of tears when I saw that. I paused it to take a screen shot, but I almost didn't. I sat there and fought tears and stared at that same screen for about five minutes.

...Sneak attack.

Come at me, mother fucker!

Fuck you! I do what I want!

Fuck you.

Sorry for the wait, I've been murdering everybody in Mystery Dungeon Time. Fuck you, Darkrai.View discretion is advised when the egg hatches."Cut slave, Cut slave... Aford or Ben...""Don't listen to anything he said to you. Anyway...""Ben needs a confidence boost, and he already has an HM. Deal w/ it nerd.""I don't see what's so bad about it! Come on, Aford, take one for the team.""Aford, you'll be fine. You don't learn too many terrible good moves that can't be distributed between the other three slots. It's better than tackle, too.""Anyway, let's get on with it. To the Galactic building! Aford, if you will?""Aford, don't say that! Just cut the damn tree!"So, he reluctantly did. We walked inside. A grunt ran up to us."Wha- Looker! If that is you you better-""You don't appear too bright either! What the hell are you doing?! Put your disguise back on, you idiot! They'll see you!""That's what I came here for. The man must've been the bike shop owner. Thanks, Looker."After taking out some Grunts and robbing some of the place's items, we finally got to the top. There, a man was arguing with a pink-haired lady, who had a Bunery and Clefairy.The lady smirked.I couldn't take it. The pink-haired lady was a fucking idiot."Are you kidding me?! Lady, you're a fucking idiot. Pokemon are my friends, and I have four of them right here to prove it to you!""SHIT! Ben, take a Super Potion! Holy fucking shit!""Aford, be careful!""OH MY GOD. AFORD, DON'T DO THAT!"Seriously, fuck Skuntanks."Wha... Cyrus, did you say? The one with blue hair?""Energy... A new world... Let me get this straight- Team Galactic is stealing energy from Pokemon and generators like Valley Windoworks to make a new, 'better' world?!""Look, Jupiter. Tell the guy named Cyrus... Tell him he's not going to get away with this. I might not completely understand how he'll create a new world, but I have an idea.""E-Eliminated?!""Get out of Eterna, right now. Or I can easily let Beautox spam Poison Sting on you."Jupiter pushed passed me and left. I stood there, stunned.The bike owner shook my hand.I nodded silently."...I wish, Ben."Walking out of the building, the lady named Cynthia saw me.She ran up to me."...Yeah. Why?""Oh! Um, sure! We could always use new teammates! Thanks!"And with that, she walked off. I tucked the egg safely into my bag"I don't know, Beautox. I hope it's a Gabite or something, or a Larvitar or a Bagon or a Drati-""How do you know that?""You're such a pessimist, Aford. Come on, guys. Let's go get a bike."Walking in, the bike owner greeted us warmly. After chatting with him and a lot of thank-yous and it-wasn't-a-big -deals, we finally got around to the bike."How much?" I asked."What?! Really?! Thanks!""Thanks again!" I said smiling. We left the building."Cycling Road, and Route 206. There's a cave by it, which we can catch something at. But-""No, it's not. Because I want to check something out first. And I'll need you to Cut, Aford."He groaned. We walked back to Eterna Forest. There, we found Gardenia."Hi, Gardenia. What are you doing here?""We were actually just about to go in there. Wanna tag along?"She walked briskly out of the forest. I smiled."Team, let's go ghost hunting!""Of course not, Beautox. What's wrong?""It's alright if you're scared, Beautox. Anyone else not coming, speak now.""What a gentleman. Sphynx, Aford, it's just us and the egg. Aford, if you will?"He sighed and cut down the tree blocking the way. I thanked him and we walked inside. It was dimly lit, and had a sinister feel to it."Shh, Sphynx. I hear something in that room."We walked into what looked like a dining area."What? Show yourself!"Aford narrowed his eyes, and Sphynx crouched down, baring his teeth."Because I have an overgrown grass-turtle and an electric... electric... Pokemon, who can rip you to shreds here if you don't."A Gastly came through a wall stared at me."How did you know you were my opportunity to catch here?""What's your name?""Well, then, welcome to the team, Phantom. I'm Epic, and this is Aford and Sphynx. Ben and Beautox are waiting outside.""Th-That's the one! You know her!""That's why she wouldn't come in! You two will have to catch up then, huh? She's right outside.""Yeah. She's a Dustox now."We pushed open the creaking doors.The two continued conversing about their old home. I smiled and walked along, until I stopped in my tracks."Guys.""We.No.Way.""The egg, Aford!""Of course it does.""Anyway, let's get on. We'll go down Cycling Road, grab a catch in Wayward Cave, and head to Hearthrome. There, we'll nab the, what is it, Relic Badge, and maybe enter a contest."One uneventful bike ride later"Here we are, Wayward Cave. I hear there's Gabite in here, so-""Um, why not. Gold, is it?""Welcome to the- wait, not quite yet! Everyone, this means... Our first box buddy. Have fun in there, champ.""Okay, then. Let's get to Mt... Coronet, right? I forget what it's called. After that there's a route we can catch something, hopefully that won't be a derp, and then the badge."Walking to Mt. Coronet, I heard footsteps."Um, fine," I lied. "You?""Aw, you'll do fine."He then gave me a useless app for my Poketch (which I still can't figure out) and a not-so-useless Vs. Seeker. FUCK. YES. Several blushes on his part later, he stammered a good-bye and left."If you say one more letter, I will fucking kill you."Muttering, we entered the cave. There, a familier face sat, looking at the water."Cyrus. Let me introduce myself.""What exactly are you doing? I don't really understand.""Cyrus, do you know what you're doing? Taking Pokemon from people, for what? Some stupid, impossible task of making a whole new world?! How do you plan to do that, capture Dialga and Palkia? Hah! That would be impossible. Where would you put the world, anyway?"I almost laughed. "And how do you plan to do that?! Cyrus, what you're doing is impossible. You're literally ruining the lives of hundreds of people. I'll stop you from this if it's the last thing I do."He left. I rolled my eyes."I don't think he'll be able to come close to this. Maybe it is possible and I'm just being my dumb self, but at the moment he seems pretty crazy.""I don't know. But it all seems impossible and stupid to me."Mt. Coronet was easy. First encounter was a Chingling, I'm definitely okay with missing out on that.And, the next catch?"WHYYYYYYYYYYY! Another Poison type! Seriously! I'm going to be screwed for that Steel gym.""Damn. Welcome abord, Gold could use a box buddy. What's your name?""Alright, then."We picked up a berry in the house Buddy mentioned, and walked into Hearthrome."This town was voted 'Best City to Raise a Child In.' Maybe the egg will hatch here. First, let's go check out the contests, though. Beautox, you're the only girl on the team...""Would you mind going in?""I don't know. But you'll do good, I promise."We walked to the Contest Hall. There, two ladies were laughing together.Her watch beeped."M-Mom?!"she smiled."Mom! Wow! Um, nice to meet you Keira.""Mom! How did you get here?! You don't have a Pokemon!""No, seriously!""No! That old Magikarp of yours?! Mom, you go from hating Pokemon to having a giant murder fish by your side. I can't believe you.""Understandable.""I know," I smiled.My mom hugged me again and left."Okay, Beautox, you ready? Let's do this."After registering, we rushed in."Wait, so we have to dress you up, Beautox. I'm not good at this. Um, the theme is, 'The Natural.' Let's try this...""Well, sorry for not having any good props!"[Not shown: Me being boss in the dancing comp.][Not shown: Kind of failing in the move-thing comp."I swear, we better fucking win this.""Whatever.""That's really close right now.""Ugh, that damn Psyduck's in the lead, by, like, nothing.""OH, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY CONTEST CHALLENGE! I'LL FUCKING-""Team, let's go beat the SHIT out of that gym leader."On the way there..."Shit! The egg!""Nevermind. I guess we have some more training to do. Hi there, Chip!""Excuse me?""...Never mind. Take the Exp. Share, Chip. We need to do some more training anyway...""You're only level one! Calm down a bit.""There. That should do it. Chip, even if you only know Metronome, I'm going to risk it and let you battle the Haunter this Gym leader has, okay? It can do absolutely nothing to hurt you, unless it uses confuse ray and you hurt yourself. Ben takes the Duskull, and Aford will take the Mismagus or however you spell that. Sphynx, you'll be backup for everyone. Beautox and Phantom, you'll be there if anyone needs it, unless they have a Psychic or Dark move, respectively. Sound like a plan?"Hearthrome-Fantina-Ghost24Um, wat. I took screenshots... But I can't find them. Wow. I suck. Sorry D:Anyway..."Was his name Dick?""Damnit. I don't need an intro or whatever, Fantina, yeah, yeah. Can we battle?""Oh. My. God. I am an idiot. Team, I may have screwed us over.""Shit! Ben, switch out!""NO!""BEN! NO! B-Ben... Ben... The first... Pokemon... I... I caught... No... NO!""Chip. Your turn.""What a fitting move. Good job, Chip."Both of them did."Wait, what?""Use Blast Burn or somthing, not what's not very effective!"That was Rock Smash.That was Tackle. I mean, come on.Super effective, but did next to nothing.This works.Forget what that was.Strength.Another fitting move for his personality, but sucky otherwise."Don't use a Fire move now! No Blast Burn!"Confusion hax removed.Forget this.CLIFFHANGER! Fuck image limits.