Forget Mighty Mouse, it's Bibleman!

Who's Bibleman? He's a "human transformed by the Word of God." Duh.

Bibleman, his "faithful sidekick Cypher" and Biblegirl are available as action figures and can be seen on DVD in such classics as Tuning Out the Unholy Hero, Breaking the Bonds of Disobedience and Conquering the Wrath of Rage.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.