

This section lists all characters played by Mark, Steve, and Reece

A L

Al - Pop's eldest son Lance Longthorne - Joke shop owner

Ally Welles - horror film fan Lee Scott - Stella's friend's husband

Alvin Steele - Hotel owner Les McQueen - ex-Crème Brulee member

Andrew Ward - scarecrow Lotte Lipp - Herr Lipp's wife

Anthony "Neds" Needham - Knight Rider fan M

Ava De Courcey - old lady, dog lover Mama Lazarou - wife of Papa Lazarou

B Martin Lee - hiker

Barbara Dixon - transsexual owner of Bab's Cabs Mary Hobbs - housewife

Bamford (Mr) - terminally ill patient Matthew Chinnery - veterinarian

Benjamin Denton - nephew of Val and Harvey Denton Maurice Evans - magistrate

Best (Mr) - supervisor of geriatric ward Mick McNamara - cave guide

Bob Chagall - Crème Brulee's keyboard player Mickey M. Michaels - dole scum

Bobby Hart - Koi owner Mike Harris - businessman

Bobby Woodward - policeman Mike King - hospital radio DJ

Brian Morgan - businessman Murray Mint - assistant to Mayor Vaughn

C N

Cathy Carter-Smith - Restart officer Nancy Glass - child-beauty pagent mother

Charlie Hull - Husband, masseuse Noel Glass - child-beauty pagent father

Chris Frost - store detective O

D Olive Kilshaw - dating agency worker

Daddy - Sexual Scientist Ollie Plimsolls - founder of Legz Akimbo

Dave Parkes - Legz Akimbo member Oshi Kurosawa - Japanese projectionist

David Tattsyrup - son of Tubbs & Edward Owen Fallowfield - morgue worker (with issues)

Dean Tavalouris - amateur magician P

Don Lynch - Club manager/terrorist Pamela Doove - aspiring actress

E Papa Lazarou - circus ringmaster

Edgar Fish (Dr) - doctor and film fan Patch Lafeyette - Crème Brulee's drummer

Edward Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop Pauline Campbell-Jones - restart officer

Ernest Foot - tactless senior citizen Peter Foot - funeral-obsessed senior citizen

G Pop - newsagent and landlord

Geoff Tipps - angry businessman R

Gina Beasley - grieving mother & patient of Dr. Carlton Reenie Calver - charity-shop worker

Glenn Tilbrook Baggs - debt collector Rich - Pop's younger son

H Ross Gaines - undercover dole-scum

Haig - film fan & reluctant painter S

Harvey Denton - Toad lover and clean freak Sam Chignell - local councillor

Henry Portrait - horror-film fan Sheila Foot - wife of Peter Foot

Herr Wolf Lipp - German teacher Shirley Shelley - assistant at Dog Cinema

Hilary Briss - butcher Simon (Dr) - card game hating doctor

I Singleton Boothby (Dr) - Victorian-era vet

Iain Cashmore - single guy, looking for love Stella Hull - bitter wife

Ingleby (Reg) - world's smallest escapologist T

Inspector Shakespeare - police officer Terry Lollard - door-to-door Christian

Interviewer - interviews Mayor Vaughn Timothy Majolica (Dr) - Victorian-era vet

Iris Krell - house keeper Tony Bell - Stella's lover and daughter Julie's boyfriend

J Tubbs Tattsyrup - co-owner of the Local Shop

Jeanette Stevens - private patient of Dr. Carlton V

Jed Hunter - ad director Val Denton - wife of Harvey Denton

Joseph Nigel Lisgoe - Boss of Barry and Glenn Baggs W

Judee Levinson - glamorous rich woman Wynt (Mr) - surveyor for PQ construction

Judith Buckle - garden center employee

K

Keith Drop - charity-shop worker

Kenny Harris - Dog cinema owner









This section lists all characters NOT played by Mark, Steve, and Reece



A L

Alana - Appreciates a good magic trick Lady arm - Lance's transplanted arm

Annie Raines - turtle loving, train-lady, Lazarou "wife" Lady hiker - Lady hiker

Mrs. Airey - angry debtor Lady massage client - Lady massage client

Ashdown - Dr Majolica's butler Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen - Home-Improvement show host

B Little Don - Owner of the Roundabout Zoo

Base Player - Base Player for Crème Br Little Boy - a classmate of Chloe & Radcliffe

Bearded Lady - Member of Papa Lazarou's Carnival Luigi - Restaurant owner

Beefy Man - Nice guy who helps the disabled Lynne - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actress

Bike Boy - Hard-of-hearing kid on a bike M

Blind Man - Blind man who has an encounter with Mr. Foot Magnus Purblind (Dr) - Victorian-era vet

Bongo - Not a fan of magic Mandy - hoodlum

Bouncer - bouncer Maynard - roadie

Butler - Speaker at the Auto Plastics Bi-Annual Convention Mayor Larry Vaughn - Mayor of Royston Vasey

C Mekos (Dr.) - Dr. who visits Benjamin

Cake Shop Lady - cake shop lady Miggy - Not a fan of magic

Carl - Member of skits-o-phrenics Minn - Freezation wife

Casey Glass - child beauty-pagent entrant N

Charity Tin Woman - charity tin woman Nana Brambles - Grandpa and sexplorer

Cheryl Harris - Mike's wife Nathalie - a classmate of Chloe & Radcliffe

Choirboys - Herr Lipp's quire Neds' Grandad - Neds' Grandad

Chloe Denton - one of the Denton twins Nibble Box Woman - Worker at the Nibble Box

Colin - Job Seeker Nurse Rich - Assists during Barbara's operation

Collier - Boy who wants some of Hilary's special stuff O

Cox (Inspector) - Policeman with a taste for special stuff Old Matthew - Young Matthew, grown up

Crowd Man - Man in angry mob P

Crowd Man 2 - Another man in angry mob Paramedic - Series 2 Paramedic

Crowd Woman - Woman in angry mob Paramedic - Series 3 Paramedic

D Pat - Magician interrupter

Delivery Lady - Delivers Pauline's giant pen Patsy Towers - Pandemonium Carnival worker

Deiter - German exchange student Paul Reed - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients

Dog Lady - Lady who cleans up after her little dog Pebble Reynolds - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen

Donna - Stella's friend Policeman 1 - Policeman looking for lost zoo

Dougal Siepp - Cat lover & opponent of Dog Cinema Policeman 2 - Assists Dr. Chinnery at autopsy

Driver - giver of directions Policeman 3 - Policeman after Hilary and his wife

E Police Officer - Policeman who finds Sam and Maurice

Eunice Evans - Maurice's wife, Pauline's "friend" Polly - Member of skits-o-phrenics

F Postbox Boy - Boy who works in the postbox

Fat Laura - Pauline's roommate Postman - a postman

Mr. Fishwick - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients Pram Woman - Woman moving a pram & potential no-tail

Frank - unwilling magician's assistant Q

Foreman - Foreman during the road's construction Queenie - stripper

G R

Garden Centre Assistant - Garden center employee Radclyffe Denton - one of the Denton twins

Gary - Pop's tenant & Anne Frank actor Registrar - Child-pagent worker

Grave Digger - seen flirting at the Ice Cream Man's funeral Repton - hoodlum

H Robert - job seeker

Haig's Mother - enjoys painting countrysides Roberta Smart - Herr Lipp's border & poll taker

Mrs. Halliwell - nice old lady debtor S

Hat Pins Lady - Sexplorer Sandra - reluctant door-to-door customer

Heap (Mr) - Patron of the Spit & Polish Beauty Salon Schoolchildren - Witnesses of a Legz Akimbo performance

Hotel Receptionist - hotel receptionist Seedy Man - Sexplorer

Mrs. Huxtable - an elderly Chambermaid Shack - Thom McQueen's friend

I Simba Brown - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen

Ice Cream Boy - He doesn't order his ice cream with sauce Simon - wheelchair-bound young man

Ice Cream Man - Drives the ice cream truck Stevens - musician

Ice Cream Man's Wife - Sees her husband at the hospital Sunny Steele - Hotel owner

Indian Man - Sexplorer T

Irish Giant - Member: Papa Lazarou's Pandemonium Carnival Tank - Sexplorer

J Miss Taylor - one of Dr. Carlton's private patients

Jade - Child that Stella and Charlie babysit Thom McQueen - Les' son

Jezza - Member of skits-o-phrenics Tik-Tikk Binns - one of Papa Lazarou's henchmen

Joke Shop Kid - Nana Brambles' grandson Toad Transit Guy - He delivers a special toad

John - bird-loving friend of Dr. Chinnery Tony Cluedo - Lead singer for Crème Brulee

John the Construction Worker - a construction worker Mrs. Trevithick - fan of Dr. Chinnery

Justin Smart - Herr Lipp's love interest Tris - Neds' young friend

K Trish - nurse & Al's date

Katie Morgan - Wife of Brian Morgan (and Papa Lazarou) TV Reporter - TV news reporter

Ken Sweeney - Royston Vasey's near-sighted photographer Y

Kerry - Appreciates a good magic trick Young Homeless - a young homeless person