In the mythical world of Trump, where the Trumptanicburg flies triumphant through the skies, there's a rumored high-tech tracking system for detecting, identifying, and avoiding "skybergs" - a rare but documented scourge of the skies for dirigibles, zeppelins, and other lighter-than-air ships. In theory, it examines the cloud formations for uncharacteristically dense ice particulates, and then checks a database of known 'bergs against the profile. If it matches, a safe course is navigated around it. If the detection parameters show that it's a new "berg" the newcomer is classified & added to the database.

Neat trick, eh? (Particularly for a fictional fantasy world.)

Unfortunately, life aboard the Trumptanicburg didn't follow protocol, or any other conformity with expectations or even responsibilities (never mind ethics). So, when the alarm signaling the collision course with the notorious skyberg "Mueller" went off, there was nobody piloting the ship to notice.

The rest is history.

There really is no moral to the story. In point of fact, there were no morals found anywhere in or around the wreckage; they’d apparently been jettisoned along with the ballast prior to takeoff as they were holding back the aggressive timeline for the maiden voyage.

Theoretically, this will hopefully be the last time anyone ever attempts to fly, float, manufacture, or steal a ship of state using these specifications: the model is dangerously drawn toward dangerous shoals, undertows, riptides, whirlpools, and outlying coastal swamps.

With any luck, the financiers and political supporters will take a long-overdue bath, and refrain from attempting to drown anything or anyone in their bathtubs ever again.