I feel your pain, bro. When I was 6, I got attacked by a swiss cheese monster, and ever since I've been terrified of people that I encounter that have a large number of holes bunched up on their body that happen to be of different sizes. It's been a huge hindrance in my daily life, to the point that I've begun wearing adult diapers whenever I go outside.



However, I'd like to recommend you cut down on the amount of tripe you post, as now you've gone and triggered my other phobia, tripe-o-phobia. The irony that they are pronounced the same is not lost on me. My tripe-o-phobia makes internet browsing so, so incredibly hard.



Now I need to change my pants again...