For seven years, Game of Thrones has been awesome. Nobody has ever had a single complaint and everything has been flawless in every regard. The realism of the fictional fantasy television series has been astoundingly perfect, which frankly I thought was a total paradox that couldn't be achieved in the first place. Huh.

Anyhoo, now that the series is coming to an end, many fans have articulated in a very reasonable, intelligent, and calm demeanor, that their favourite show (which, again, is set in a world of make believe and exists in our universe solely for the purpose of entertainment) is under attack by those damn writers who, in a crazy twist, didn't know what they were doing this entire time. GOD I'M SO ANGRY!

In order to remedy this travesty, nay, atrocity, that is effectively on par with the holocaust, slavery, and the crusades combined, I hereby suggest that Game of Thrones Season 8 be thrown out, and re-written WORSE than it already is. Why? Well, isn't it obvious you stupid idiot? If Season 8 is already as horribly, terribly, inexcusably, world-endingly bad as it possibly can be, which has been confirmed by neckbeards, excuse me, "Freefolk" across the Internet, then making it worse can only make it better because it can't get any worse! It's science, deal with it.

So, good people of the Internet, LET US UNITE! SIGN MINE PETITION! MAKE GAME OF THRONES GREAT AGAIN... BY MAKING IT MORE WORSER!