We’re grateful to Just Some Fella on Twitter whose take on this BBC News clip just nails it so brilliantly it stops just short of poetry.

It’s 4am. You are on the way to the 24 hour garage for some Rizlas and two tins of Lilt. The rozzers stop you. Your mate has had loads of whizz but you are peaking on a Purple Ohm.

pic.twitter.com/QxCQGUJQmH — Just Some Fella (@EddyRhead) March 28, 2019

Just yes. And yes again.

‘It’s 4am. You are on the way to the 24 hour garage for some Rizlas and two tins of Lilt. The rozzers stop you. Your mate has had loads of whizz but you are peaking on a Purple Ohm.’

😂😂😂😂 this is brilliant 😂😂😂😂 — Phil ⭐️⭐️ (@wrighty1000) 29 March 2019

this is an excellent tweet. — Carl Craigslist (@conroy_bumpus) 29 March 2019

This has made me scream with laughter! — Abigail Ward (@Abigail_Ward_DJ) 29 March 2019

👍👍👍👍 — Barry Jones (@BJreceiver1) 29 March 2019

When you’re booked to go on BBC News at 7 in the morning but were still off your tits at 5 so you let your colleague do all the talking…….pic.twitter.com/dNbkAMQPel — david hales (@westhamster2) March 28, 2019

Either that or she’s started the day with 37 espressos. — david hales (@westhamster2) March 29, 2019

Is it art? Yes, it’s art.

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