You know why April Fools’ Day sucks? Because of stuff like this:

I’m in. We need someone in the middle. #2020 pic.twitter.com/IGt69bEQz1 — James Comey (@Comey) April 1, 2019

Until he confirms one way or another, we’re forced to sit here and wonder if James Comey is serious about running for office. And that is just the absolute worst.

April Fools? — Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) April 1, 2019

April fools? — Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) April 1, 2019

This is either a joke, or an April Fools prank. https://t.co/fd2h1dS9wP — neontaster (@neontaster) April 1, 2019

April fools… it better be April fools. https://t.co/EgncPA37SN — William J. Upton (@wupton) April 1, 2019

This counts as an April Fools joke no matter what day it's tweeted. https://t.co/2mcLahWtm0 — Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) April 1, 2019

The “April Fool’s” part of this will be getting everyone to assume it’s a joke except it’s not https://t.co/Rk7IiTPP0f — Allahpundit (@allahpundit) April 1, 2019

The most 2019 thing would be if Comey’s tweet is serious so I’m going to assume he’s running — Allahpundit (@allahpundit) April 1, 2019

This much is for certain:

You're so annoying — David Klion? (@DavidKlion) April 1, 2019

We’ve never really agreed with David Klion on anything, but we’ll be damned if he’s not right about that.

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Update:

Shocking no one (we hope), Comey has confirmed that this was just his idea of an April Fools’ Day joke:

But could you imagine a president who used this website to make dad jokes rather than to hurl insults? Happy #AprilFools. #VoteDem2020 — James Comey (@Comey) April 1, 2019

Aspiring president or not, he really is just insufferable.