It is believable enough that Sydney Holland, the longtime (now ex) girlfriend of 93-year-old embattled billionaire Sumner Redstone, would be climbing her way to the bottom with a bid for a spot on reality television. As The Hollywood Reporter noted Tuesday, Holland has pitched herself to be the newest cast member on Bravo’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. One source said that Holland has even presented producers with a “sizzle reel”—as if they would need video proof that this was a role she was destined to fill.

Holland undeniably oozes with Real Housewives je ne sais quoi. The silky-haired, plastic-surgeon-approved fortysomething warmed her way into the heart of a media mogul more than twice her age after the two were introduced by another famed Bravo player, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger. Now, she is licking her wounds less than a year after Redstone kicked her out of his Beverly Park mansion (for reportedly jetting off to Arizona with a much poorer, presumably much spryer former actor). Where else would Holland pick up the pieces and start anew but under the beckoning, warm, high-def Bravo glow, like many jilted women before her?

But Holland would be a different category of housewife. For half a decade, she lived inside the secret chamber of real power that the other Real Housewives are desperately pounding on the door to get into. An appearance by Holland would swing that door wide open to the other women in her orbit for the first time—not just former child stars desperate for a career revival and small business owners looking for free advertising. Holland needs a cast of women whose lives play out in headlines, who are power drunk (maybe, drunk drunk, too), and billionaire-adjacent. So we dreamt one up for her, a collection of who would make the ultimate Real Housewives cast in 2016. Will the city-less, fantasy cast ever come to fruition? With these women, stranger things have happened.

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Marla Maples

Maples has been ripe for the Housewives picking for decades. The second Mrs. Trump began her relationship with the New York billionaire while he was still married to his first wife. Their tryst turned legitimate once Maples reportedly confronted Ivana on a ski slope in Aspen; the affair turned into a lavish wedding in the Grand Ballroom at the Plaza Hotel; and the love story turned sour with Trump reportedly filing for divorce several months shy of a deadline that would have upped the lump sum doled out to her through a pre-nuptial agreement fivefold.

But there is no question that the timing for a window into Maples’s life is righter than ever before. Fresh off a season of Dancing with the Stars, the former beauty queen is already in a reality-TV groove. Her daughter, Tiffany, is on the brink of becoming a First Daughter, which would knock the Hadid sisters and their supermodel status right out of the top-Housewives-kids spot. That her ex-husband is on a vision quest for the highest office in the country blows the handful of women who have made it on the show because of who they are or once were married to—Yolanda Hadid, whose former husband is David Foster; Carole Radziwill and her ex-husband, Anthony; and, to some extent, Lisa Rinna, who is currently married to Harry Hamlin—out of the water.