*THIS IS A 21+ EVENT*

On behalf of the Federation of Belligerent Writers, I invite you to attend our inaugural performance in your territory on July 16th at the Davis Square Theater in Somerville.

Who are we? What do we do? Allow me to explain:



THE FBW PREMISE:



A bracketed style tournament designed to push burgeoning writers and performers to their limits. During each round, two competitors approach the stage. 3 words are chosen at the random. The writers then have 3-5 minutes to write virtually anything, as long as the 3 designated words are utilized. During the round, the audience is encouraged to be as loud and raucous as possible to increase the challenge for the competitors, and enhance the fun for themselves. Dancing! Yelling! Throwing of things! At the end of 5 minutes, each writer in turn will read their work aloud to the audience. And here is where you come in, audience; utilizing a two sided sign provided to you by US at the outset of the tournament, you will vote for who will advance in the tournament. The winner advances, and the loser departs. The winner of the tournament is then crowned the FBW Champion...by you. You dictate the journey. You choose a winner. You decide how the story ends.



And this story is going to be UNFORGETTABLE!!



NOT ONLY will this be our first foray into Boston, but this is also the second FBW Title show of the Season!! The winner of this show will earn the right to wear the Tiny Hat of Mischief, and earn themselves a spot on the Season Finale Bracket at November to Dismember! And what does that mean for our Boston crowd? That means we've assembled what is arguably the finest bracket in FBW history. BEHOLD!!



Match 1.) Princess Consuela Bananahammock vs. Ronalda, Intergalatic Super-Pimp!



Match 2.) Scoff Wellington vs. Eddie, the Anti-Drug Iguana!



Match 3.) Grandmaster Toro vs. FAMOUS MONSTER!



Match 4.) The Thug Pirate Roberts vs. El Rey de Algo!



and that's not all!! We've got TWO, count 'em, TWO Grudge Matches to round out our show!!



Grudge Match One: Bronan the Brobarian vs. Ricky the Red Shirt!



Grudge Match Two: Father Angel vs. The Almighty Truth!



And we're STILL not done!! In addition to this TREMENDOUS card, we have:



- Our World Famous Five Minute Dance Parties!



- Projectile Tossin'!



- Costumed Chicanery the likes of which you've never seen!



- The always essential SECRET TO BE REVEALED!



- Your Nigh-Tolerable hosts, That Guy and Bad Bitch Becky!



- And much more still!!



Belligerent Ones, come party with us as the Federation of Belligerence Writers brings the Belligerence to Boston!



Boston. You hear that sound on the horizon? That mad cacophony of ribald story-telling, rollicking laughter, and raucous celebration?



That's us. We're coming for ya.



July 16th.



Davis Square Theater in Somerville.



Doors at 9pm.



Be there.