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Defy dry air with the power of humidity.

Why are you dressed like Dikembe Mutombo?

"Because I just got this pureguardian™ H1300 Humidifier."

Oh... again, why are you dressed like Dikembe Mutombo?

"Don't you see!? I'm going to defy humidity just like Dikembe Mutombo used to defy people's shots. He was a really good shot blocker in the NBA."

Yeah, I know, but that's not what this Pureguardian H1300 Humidifier does.

"Well, of course it doesn't block shots. It's a humdifier, not a basketball player, but again, it will be DEFYing humidity. It's a humidifer. You get it?"

But it doesn't defy humidity. It ADDS humidity. Like if you've got a really dry home.

"It what?"

You're thinking of a DE-humidifer. That technically defies humidity, but actually rather than blocking it, it kind of takes it away, so that'd be like John Stockton rather than Dikembe Mutombo, you know, because of all his steals.

"Really?"

Yup.

"Man, I can't believe I was so wrong on that one."

Yeah. Well, it happens. Y'know, you might even say I just defied your knowledge on what humidifiers do, so I guess I get the Mutombo jersey now.

"Crap. You're right. Here you go."

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