An awful lot of celebrities including Stephen King (pictured) tweeted and griped and groaned out their disgust at Donald Trump this year, especially when they were told by the lying, vile media that there was no chance he would win. So they all said they would leave the country if he won. “Ho hum.” Now we hear this same promise from celebrities every time a candidate dares to win the Republican nomination. Suddenly because a Republican actually has the unmitigated gall to run against the anointed Democrat candidate slash arch-angel come down from Heaven to bless Earth with zir/zis presence, that Republican suddenly becomes the racist, sexist, homophobic literally-Hitler who will bring the end days and cause nuclear war. So then all these celebrities promise to leave if “Hitler” wins.

But if the Republican actually wins, then the celebrity twits never leave, because they are apparently too comfy here with their money and their servants and assistants and their multiple swanky homes with gold plated toilets and Armani towels. Or maybe it just slipped their little celebrity mind.

Trump won. They should leave. Following are many of the celebrity twits who promised to leave this time around. We don’t recommend harassing any of them, but a polite inquiry about when they are moving to their new home, and maybe a question about why they don’t want to move to Mexico if in fact they don’t, wouldn’t be out of hand.

Would it?

Name New Home Twitter Bryan Cranston Canada @BryanCranston Samuel L. Jackson Canada @SamuelLJackson Lena Dunham Canada @lenadunham Cher Jupiter @cher Miley Cyrus Canada @MileyCyrus Barbra Streisand Venus @BarbraStreisand Ne-Yo Canada with Drake @NeYoCompound Amy Schumer Spain @amyschumer Chelsea Handler Canada @chelseahandler Whoopi Goldberg Canada @WhoopiGoldberg Keegan-Michael Key Canada @KeeganMKey George Lopez Mexico @georgelopez Al Sharpton Canada @TheRevAl Andy Lassner Canada @andylassner Eddie Griffin Canada @EddieGriffinCom Jon Stewart Mars ? Neve Campbell Canada ? Barry Diller Canada ? Chloë Sevigny Nova Scotia @OfficialChloeS Natasha Lyonne Mental Hospital @nlyonne Spike Lee Brooklyn @SpikeLee Amber Rose Canada @DaRealAmberRose Omari Hardwick Italy @OmariHardwick Jennifer Lawrence Heaven ? Kathryn Hahn Iceland ? Jurnee Smollet-Bell Canada @jurneesmollett Rosie O’Donnell She isn’t Moving. And Trump Won’t Win. Oops! ? Jenny Slate Ask if she has a picture of the pig @jennyslate Michelle Branch Will get married for visa @michellebranch Armie Hammer Caribbean @armiehammer Stephen King Canada @StephenKing Zosia Mamet Siberia @ZosiaRMamet Elisabeth Moss Italy #ElisabethMoss George Stephanopoulos and Ali Wentworth Canada @AliEWentworth Raven-Symone France @ravensymone Sarah Silverman Palestine/Gaza @SarahKSilverman Katie Hopkins From England to America! Because Trump is great! @KTHopkins

And please, if you reach out to Katie Hopkins tell her to visit the US any time she likes.

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