Episode art by twitter user @slakingfool

Original Air date: February 20th, 2020

Caption: Jacob gets a window, Matt gets a straw, and Paul repaints the Statue of Liberty. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:33

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

A veterenarian scoop is in the churn.

Matt promises that he will announce on the podcast when he will be opening for Piff. He talks about how he has been scheduling gigs.Paul reports that his recent vacation was a bust because he and his wife got sick. Jacob reports being jealous of a vacation where you do nothing.

Matt tells a story about getting an iced coffee where they were selling a copper straw. This leads them into a few Statue of LIberty bits.

A Fake Commercial for Babysitting Aliens.

Matt attempts to do some Jersey Math over how many times he'd use the copper straw in place of a plastic straw to make the energy worthwhile.

Matt and Jacob talk about getting new windows. Paul porposes that all windows be replaced by aquariums. This improves the energy E-fish-ency (episode title reference)

A Fake Commercial for Dr. Bikini Granny.

Paul's idea of a lawn sprinkler system that is also equipped with line trimming things.

Scoopmail Edit

Fro'Yo Joe sends in a letter about his discovery of single-player board games and has aphantasia.

Scoopin Feet sends in a description of his boring job.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

Verminous Scoop sends in a Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit