Did he wear it when he married David Geffen? I KID. Sad Keanu Reeves, Hollywood stalwart and soft-spoken hug magnet, went on the The Talk and spoke about the time that he wore birthday goddess Dolly Parton’s bunny outfit from her 1978 Playboy cover.

Both Keanu and Dolly filmed episodes of The Talk, and he told the story of wearing her bunny outfit. It was actually just the ears. But he had the fishnets, too! Keanu says that he was in high school and wore them for Halloween that year. via Page Six

“Thank you Dolly! Yeah so I was on a streetcar in Toronto in 1983 wearing that,” he said, gesturing toward a picture of the iconic cover on a screen behind him, adding, “Oh, and stockings!”

Why did John Wick have Dolly’s outfit? Because his mom Patricia was the costume designer who made it. Who knew what the future held for that one time cross-dresser! Keanu says that there’s no photographic evidence of him in the outfit. Which is good because there’s some freaks out there that would probably pay at least the amount of Chris Hansen’s bail for those pics. *shudder*

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