Len Wiseman’s Total Recall remake jettisons so many of the things that make it recognizably Total Recall—the Mars plot, the Schwarzeneggerian wit, the R rating—but Wiseman recognizes that there are certain things people expect from the name “Total Recall.” Specifically, they expect—nay, demand—a three-breasted woman, and so Wiseman promised in an interview with Collider that his Total Recall will have its own triple-titted ingénue to stoke the strange adolescent fantasies of a whole new generation. Her presence in the story seemingly defies Wiseman’s proclamation that this version has a realistic, “more serious” tone, but it does offer hope for the existence of a telepathic stomach-mutant, which is still on our list of prerequisites.

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