HOBO: What are you doing?

BEARD: Updating Wikipedia.

HOBO: What for?



BEARD: A student asked me if it was true that more than one person wrote Shakespeare's works. I told him that was indeed true. A group known as the Globetrotters used a primitive form of Wikipedia to collectively write all of Shakespeare.



HOBO: And he believed you?

BEARD: He had doubts. So, I told him to check Wikipedia.



