It's an everyday occurrence to find packages at the front door (my roommate gets deliveries daily), but I was surprised today to find MY name on one of the boxes for once. Sure, I might be in my thirties, but I tore into that box like and eight year old on Redbull. The first item I pulled out took me by complete surprise as it was a black and white painting of my cat with a tiara on her head (a photo I uploaded as my profile picture). That is genuinely one of the greatest gifts I've ever gotten in my life. My Santa totally nailed my cat Daphne's resting bitch face! This is something I'll keep and display proudly forever. The next gift I pulled was a Cleveland Browns knitted beer cozy. I'm confident I mentioned beer once or twice when answering the questionnaire on here, but I definitely didn't say anything about my dedicated beer cozy drawer. Although the Browns aren't my lifelong team, I'll be rooting for them from now on (unless they're playing the Niners, sorry!). The final gift was another box, which I promptly cut open. "Radiate Portable Campfire" was written on a large cylindrical tin. Stoked at the premise alone, images of whipping this thing out on my next camping trip came to mind. Pop the top and BAM! Super dank eucalyptus and lemon smell, which was dope given my roommate's cat had just destroyed the litter box.

This is my first year being part of this. To my Santa, no bs, this was one of the most thoughtful Christmas presents I have ever received. Seriously, like top five. You have inspired me to do so much more next year.

At any rate, I hope you read this, Santa! Thank you for putting this huge smile on my face :) This is why I love Reddit!