Harambe vs Capcom is a real video game that you can play. Not only does HvC bizarrely place everyone’s favorite gorilla (RIP) in a fighting game, it also gives the crossover a story to go along with it.


In this rendition of reality, a shadow agency wants to kill Harambe because he has psychic powers. So, Harambe has to seek Ryu in order to get out of that mess. Apparently Harambe’s death is just a trick to buy himself more time:

You can play Harambe vs Capcom here. Yes, the soundtrack does indeed have lyrics like ‘dicks out for Harambe.’ Welcome to video games in 2016.