What NOT to Wear: Loadouts for Noobs or Trolls

Team Spirit Bonzo the All-Gnawing Berliners Bucket Helm



Team Spirit Practitioners Processing Mask



An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge Colonel's Coat

This section will cover loadouts that should only either be worn Ironically, or shouldn't be worn at all if you want to look like you know what you're doing. The website I use for previewing loadouts is http://loadout.tf Do Ihave to explain this one?Sure, It might be your first hats, and you may want to put it on, but if you want people to make you a laughing stock of a doc, you might wanna steer clear ofthis set.The same applies to the Mann Co. Cap or the Skull Island Topper. This loadout is so overused, Soundsmith made it a point to say, "If you're making a new medic loadout, PLEASE pick something else." (Hat Stereotypes #8: Medic), and he's pretty much right. the sheer number of Grimm Hatte/Blighted Beak Medics that permanently affix their mediguns or kritzkriegs to the backside of someone they love and don't let go the entire game is enough to say that this loadout should be avoided by newer Medic Mains.Coats can vary, but one of the most common sights is the Heat of Winter. The lord may be with you, but he's also with the hundreds of Medics who use the Nunhood/Angel of Death combo. This set isn't bad, but enough people use it that it can get you in trouble if you DON'T HEAL EVERYONE 24/7, because thats what is expected of Jesus Medics. Usually the beard goes with this set, but the Ruffled Ruprecht can be replaced by nearly any other Beard the medic can have. The Brush with Death is a VERY Overused cosmetic for one kind of cosmetic loadout: Psychopathic. There are a lot people who use the Brush with Death with the Ward, and then either use a Hair Cosmetic, like the Das Maddendoktor or the Das Guttekutteharen, or more recently, use the Colossal Cranium.There is no specified head cosmetic for this slot, because any hair cosmetic or The Colossal Cranium would fit in that position.The Colossal Cranium looks bad enough, but its actually viable for some loadouts.¹Copying someone elses loadout for impersonation is not clever, nor will anyone with more than 15 brain cells be fooled by you shoddy attempt at impersonation. Ther are many TF2 Youtubers who get their loadouts impersonated, but there are only a few who are medic mains. Most Notably:The King of Combat Medics Himself.Most of the time when a Medic Main Youtuber is being impersonated, it's him. There are others, but ArraySeven is the one most people think of. "It's an all-class hat for a reason, and that's because it looks good on all the classes."Uhhhh, sure, and the Well-Rounded Rifleman fits on a class that's designed to not be able to kill anyone from more than 6 feet away.This Rule doesn't just apply to this hat, but this hat carries the best example with it. Any Loadout that consist of nothing but All-Class Hats and cosmetics isn't very original, HOWEVER it can be CHEAPER, and sometimes Cheaper is better, but for the purposes of this guide, 100% All-Class Cosmetic loadouts are a no-goThere is one major exception to all of these rules, and that is when youthem. A parody of any of these loadouts can be rather successful, if you use it the right way, but it would be better in any case to come up with one of your own, and THAT is where this guide will come in handy for the rest of the time that you're here.