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“Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I been searchin mah whole game ta find mah own place fo' realz. And maybe itz tha jam rappin', or tha chocolate fondue.” ―Hans



Pimp Hanz of tha Downtown Islez is tha main antagonist of Deez'nutsz 2013 animated feature film, Frozen yo. Dude is tha youngest of thirteen sons, burdened wit tha inabilitizzle ta ascend his crewz throne in the Downtown Islez. Desperate fo' juice n' recognition, his wild lil' freakadelic goal is ta rule n' become tha mackdaddy of Arendelle.

Pimp Hans is loosely based on tha Devil Troll Mirror n' tha Pimp from tha Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale Da Snow Biatch.

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Background

Hans is tha 13th pimp from tha Mackdaddydom of the Downtown Islez (a neighborin mackdaddydom of Arendelle) n' tha youngest of tha thirteen brothers born from tha Mackdaddy n' Biatch of tha desolate mackdaddydom. Much of Hans' past was explored up in tha novel A Frozen Heart; all up in his wild lil' fuckin early years, Hans received a cold-ass lil concernin amount of wack n' physical abuse all up in tha handz of his brothers, whoz ass treated his ass wit minimal care cuz of bein tha youngest lil pimp of tha clan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. One brother, Lars, treated Hans wit considerable difference n' was apparently tha only siblin up in whom tha thirteenth pimp felt laid back enough ta trust n' confide.

Hans' father, tha commandin Mackdaddy of tha Downtown Isles, believed dat tha phat should pick on tha weak, so up in his wild lil' fuckin eyes, his wild lil' fuckin eldest lil playas bullyin Hans was a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass show of strength. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So while he admired his wild lil' fuckin elder lil playas (especially tha oldest) tha pimpin' muthafucka thought lil of Hans n' viewed his youngest lil hustla wit disgust n' distrust yo. Dude was widely neglectful of Hans, goin so much as ta unabashedly acknowledge his fuckin lack of interest up in his sonz presence durin crew n' diplomatic gatherings yo. Hans' mother, tha Biatch, was much mo' gangbangin towardz her lil hustla n' would act as his only legit motivation towardz concealin his fuckin lil' discomfort durin crew gatherings. Nevertheless, Hans grew ta despise his crew, specifically tha majoritizzle of his brothers yo. Dude was still hopeful, however, of somedizzle earnin his wild lil' fatherz respect; not only fo' tha sake of bein loved by his thugged-out lil' parent but ta also be tha appointed heir ta tha Downtown Isles' throne. With such fantasies seemin impossible, especially cuz of bein tha thirteenth up in line fo' tha crown, Hans (with some influence by Lars) concocted a scheme ta fuck tha fuck into monarchy elsewhere, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Should such a ambizzle succeed, his schmoooove ass could escape his thugged-out punk ass crew n' finally prove his dirty ass as one of mah thugs worthy of bein a mackdaddy.

Afta receivin word dat Supa-Hoe Elsa was scheduled ta be crowned biatch, n' wit no betrothed suitors, Hans sets his sights on tha neighborin mackdaddydom of Arendelle. With Elsa turnin up ta be a antisocial recluse, however, Hans instead targeted her lonely, less mature younger sister, Supa-Hoe Anna fo' realz. Afta his crazy-ass marriage ta Anna, as tha plan would go, Hans would bust a cap up in Elsa n' be crowned mackdaddy thereafter.

Straight-Up Legit Description

Hans be a thugged-out royal from a neighborin mackdaddydom whoz ass comes ta Arendelle fo' Elsaz coronation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. With 12 olda brothers, Hans grew up feelin practically invisible�"and Anna can relate yo. Hans is smart, observant, n' chivalrous. Unlike Elsa, Hans promises he'll never shut Anna out; he just might be tha connection da hoe been waitin fo' all these years.

Personality

“Dat punk a cold-ass lil chameleon whoz ass adapts ta any environment ta make tha other charactas comfortable.” ―Animator Lino DiSalvo describin Hans' characta up in Da Art of Frozen

Hans be a proud as a muthafucka n' mad ambitious pimp wit a hunger fo' admiration n' chivalrous honor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Despite his fuckin lil' desirable appearizzle n' seemingly opulent background, Hans be a sucka of severe abuse all up in tha handz of his brothers. This shitd upbringin pimped Hans tha fuck into a remorseless dude, bent on betterin his wild lil' freakadelic game by acquirin juice n' tha respect dat comes along wit dat shit.

Hans be a physical representation of a silent killa n' shit. With a noble demeanor, he presents his dirty ass as one of mah thugs others can trust n' confide�"a dopest playa, a thugged-out dope other, or a reputable authoritizzle figure. By establishin his dirty ass as one of mah thugz of virtue, Hans be able ta observe his opponents n' examine they deepest insecurities, which da thug would lata use against dem as a meanz of advancin his wild lil' freakadelic goals. These false impressions won over Anna, n' tha entirety of Arendelle, thus allowin Hans ta seize tha throne without givin any premonizzle of regicide.

Hans has nuff muthafuckin motivatin factors ta his schemes. Firstly, dat schmoooove muthafucka has a selfish sense of entitlement, remorselessly believin it is his bangin right ta be mackdaddy even if it means usurpin one of mah thugsz throne. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Secondly, he genuinely craves respect n' recognition, havin been denied both as a cold-ass lil child. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Lastly, Hans is power-hungry as his schmoooove ass covets mackdaddyshizzle n' gets a twisted sense of pleasure from havin one of mah thugss submission�"as was tha case wit a vulnerable n' dirtnaply ill Anna.

Hans' most bangin asset is like possibly his vast intelligence n' incredible mobilitizzle ta lie, dissemble, n' manipulate yo. Dude is proven ta be quick-thinking, resourceful, n' mad diligent. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat unlike nuff Deez'nuts villains, Hans constantly has ta chizzle his thugged-out lil' deal accordingly wit tha shiftin events dat take place up in tha film without lettin loose his villainous nature. This is indeed a bangin-ass challenge fo' a Deez'nuts villain ta tackle, thus addin ta his fuckin level of intelligence, as his schmoooove ass comes dangerously close ta achievin his wild lil' freakadelic goal up in spite of unstable circumstances.

Cold n' wack, Hans has a sympathetic origin yo, but lacks any characteristics one could call redeeming. Instead, he apathetically views others as mere steppin stones ta his wild lil' freakadelic grand plans, n' will callously lie, cheat, n' bust a cap up in his way tha fuck into a posizzle of sole power, regardless of tha casualtizzles made along tha way.

Physical appearance

Hans iz of moderate stature n' generally good-looking. Whilst he is well-built, he aint as broad-shouldered or as muscular as Kristoff (despite bein olda than him), though he is definitely physically accomplished, as da thug was able ta defeat tha hulkin Marshmallow up in single combat yo. Dude is well-versed up in horsemanshizzle n' has tremendous sword fightin game. Well shiiiit, it be also shown dat he is skilled up in rockin crossbows, or at least capable of divertin they fire when needed.

Hans has fair skin n' a light dustin of frecklez across his nose, auburn hair, sideburns, n' "dreamy" chronic eyes. Throughout tha film, da thug wears navy blue trousers, black boots, a magenta cravat, blue shirt, indigo vest, black epaulets, gold aiguillette, n' a light gray-and-black blazer wit patterns. This is reminiscent of a naval uniform n' would be traditionally up in keepin wit royal siblingz of lower birth enterin military service.

Durin tha dizzle n' night of tha coronation, Hans dons a lighta version of his wild lil' formal wear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it aint nuthin but a cold-ass lil cream blazer wit a yellow hoodie underneath n' red sash, wit black boots, white stockings, red n' golden designs n' patterns, gold n' red colored epaulets wit golden fringe, n' a matchin cream ascot. This lighter-colored suit reflects Annaz warmer-colored threadz up in turn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it be also worth notin dat Hans is peeped bustin dis lighter-colored suit fo' a longer time period than his cold-ass traditionizzle suit, mainly cuz of his ass bustin it fo' tha entirety of tha coronation dizzle n' night, which features his ass most prominently up in tha porno.

While he is up in control of tha mackdaddydom, ta protect his dirty ass from tha harsh winter, Hans dons a cold-ass lil cloak resemblin tha castle guards' uniforms. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat as tha patternin differs from tha decorations on tha Arendelle guardsmen cloaks n' instead resemblez tha decorations on Hans' own gray tailcoat, n' tha Arendelle crocus emblem aint peeped anywhere on it, itz likely itz his own coat his thugged-out lil' punk-ass brought wit his ass from tha Downtown Isles. It aint nuthin but a thugged-out dull, gray cloak wit wavy patterns n' a purple interior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. In Elsaz palace, however, it appears ta have mo' of a chronic shade.

Appearances

Once tha Downtown Islez is given word of Queen Elsaz coronation, Hans is tha royal representatizzle dat attendz up in honor of his mackdaddydom yo. Dude arrives on tha dizzle of tha event wit his cow Sitron, whom he accidentally runs tha fuck into Supa-Hoe Anna. Usin his wild lil' freakadelic grace n' charm, Hans immediately woos tha lovesick bizzatch. Their lil flirtation is cut ta a end, however, when they hear tha bells fo' tha biatchz coronation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. As Anna runs off, Hans realizes dat schmoooove muthafucka has found tha slick tool fo' his thugged-out lil' deal ta obtain mackdaddyship. Moments later, Hans attendz Biatch Elsaz crowning, wavin ta Anna as da thug watches alongside tha other hittin' up royals n' dignitaries. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Lata on dat night, a funky-ass bizzle is held up in honor of tha freshly smoked up biatch, n' Hans appears all up in tha celebration party. There, he invites Anna ta a horny-ass waltz afta "coincidentally" bumpin tha fuck into her once again.

Da horny-ass dizzle leadz ta a entire "date". Durin they time together, Hans learnz of Annaz longin of havin one of mah thugs special up in her game, as her sista apparently pimped a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dislike of her n' shit. To Annaz relief, Hans promises ta never shut her out, unlike Elsa. By tha end of they date, Hans works up tha courage ta propose, which Anna immediately accepts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. They then return ta tha jam ta ask fo' Biatch Elsaz blessing. Elsa bluntly refuses, statin dat Anna should not marry one of mah thugs she just kicked it wit yo. Heartbroken, Anna confronts her sista yo, but dis causes tha biatchz powers over ice n' snow ta be revealed, much ta Hanss surprise. To protect tha mackdaddydom from her powers, Elsa flees. In her haste, she accidentally sets off a eternal winter n' shiznit fo' realz. Anna volunteers ta go afta Elsa yo, but Hans aint too fond of tha idea, knowin dat his thugged-out lil' deal would be fucked up if suttin' was ta befall Anna as they weren't hooked up yet fo' realz. Anna insists dat Hans stays behind ta rule durin her absence, ta which tha pimp immediately agrees to.

It wasn't long before Arendelle became a icy wasteland, wit playa hatas becomin weak cuz of tha frigid temperatures n' also fo' bein unprepared fo' tha winta drizzle n' shiznit yo. Hans took advantage of tha thang ta endear his dirty ass ta tha people, servin as a thugged-out dependable rula by offerin blankets n' bangin' chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Da Dude of Weselton scoldz Hans fo' his thugged-out actions, believin tha mackdaddydomz attention should be focused on takin action against Elsa n' endin tha curse. When Hans reiterates Annaz specific orders, he kicked it wit wit mo' suspicion from tha Duke, whoz ass openly believes Anna ta be conspirin wit Elsa ta doom tha land, which angers Hans ta tha deal wit threatenin tha Dude wit arrest fo' treason against tha crown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly, Annaz cow rushes tha fuck into tha hood, riderless n' up in a panic yo. Hans be able ta calm tha animal n' quickly gathers dat Annaz absence be a sign of dark shiznit n' shit. Needin Anna up in order ta complete his thugged-out lil' plot, Hans calls forth a army of volunteers ta travel tha fuck into tha mountains up in search of tha bizzatch. Da Dude volunteers his cold-ass two bodyguardz ta join tha expedition, wit ordaz ta "put a end" ta tha winta by slayin tha biatch.

Hours afta they departure from Arendelle, Hans n' his thugged-out army find Elsaz ice palace, n' is almost instantly beat down by Elsaz guard, Marshmallow yo. Hans battlez against tha snow beast, n' manages ta slice Marshmallowz left leg clean off, causin tha creature ta stumble tha fuck into a cold-ass lil chasm. With his ass outta tha way, Hans n' tha others rush inside ta find Anna yo, but her ass is nowhere ta be found. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Instead, they find Elsa secondz away from cappin' tha Dukez bodyguardz yo. Hans be able ta stop her yo, but one of tha thugs attempts ta strike her wit his crossbow yo. Hans interferes n' causes tha bolt ta blast upward ta Elsaz chandelier, causin it ta crash down, n' tha impact knocks Elsa unconscious. Captured, Elsa is imprisoned up in Arendellez dungeon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. With tha winta curse spiralin outta all control, Hans visits Elsa n' pleadz fo' her ta brang back summer n' shit. Elsa confesses dat her dope ass don't give a fuck how, n' begs ta be busted out fo' tha safety of Arendelle yo. Hans only fronts da thug will "do what tha fuck his schmoooove ass can".

In tha parlor, Hans prepares ta head back tha fuck into tha mountains ta search fo' Anna, still needin her marriage ta legitimize his hold on tha throne. Just then, Anna suddenly returns�"weak, cold, n' white-haired. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch explains dat dat biiiiatch was struck up in tha ass by Elsa n' can only be saved by "an act of legit love"�"a kiss. With a sadistic smirk, Hans rejects Anna, n' instead plots ta use her imminent dirtnap as reason ta execute Elsa yo. Hans extinguishes any source of warmth within tha room ta quicken Annaz dirtnap while smugly explainin his crazy-ass matured deal ta become Mackdaddy of Arendelle. With his control over tha throne all but assured, Hans leaves Anna ta take a thugged-out dirtnap by lockin her within tha room ta prevent her from escapin yo. Hans, wit feigned grief, then returns ta tha other dignitaries n' announces Annaz dirtnap all up in tha handz of Elsa yo. Hans also addz dat he n' Anna was able ta say they marriage vows before tha latterz passing, thus leavin tha mackdaddydom up in his hands.

Now up in total command of Arendelle, Hans charges Elsa wit treason n' sentences her ta dirtnap fo' realz. Alongside tha royal guards, Hans make way ta tha dungeon, where they find dat Elsa has escaped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Furious, Hans decides ta take mattas tha fuck into his own handz n' goes tha fuck into tha storm ta confront Elsa n' end tha winta his dirty ass. When he findz her on tha fjord, Hans breaks tha shizzle of Annaz dirtnap (despite his "efforts" ta save her) n' blames Elsa fo' tha fuck up. Devastated, Elsa falls onto her knees, which serves up Hans wit tha opportunitizzle ta end her n' shit. Before Hans be able ta give tha cappin' strike, however, Anna blocks tha princez blow n' freezes over just before tha sword strikes her n' shit. Da shockwave caused by tha curse shattas tha blade of Hans' sword, knocks his ass off his wild lil' feet, n' rendaz his ass unconscious.

Peepin Hanss downfall, Elsa discovers tha means necessary ta undo her eternal winta n' uses it ta thaw Arendelle fo' realz. As Hans finally regains consciousnizz n' strugglez ta his wild lil' feet, Kristoff moves up in ta battle his ass yo, but Anna stops his ass ta confront Hans her muthafuckin ass. Da sight of Anna still kickin it confuses Hans, promptin his ass ta ask how tha fuck dat freaky freaky biatch had survived tha frozen ass curse �" ta which tha bizzatch responded by sayin dat Hans is tha only one wit a "frozen heart" n' punchin tha pimp up in tha face, knockin his ass tha fuck into tha wataz of tha fjord. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Humiliated n' defeated, Hans be arrested n' imprisoned aboard tha brig of a French shizzle by tha royal guards. Da French dignitary aboard tha shizzle assures Kai dat Hans is ghon be moonwalked back ta tha Downtown Isles, where da thug will grill a unspecified punishment all up in tha handz of his brothers.

Hans cook up a funky-ass brief appearizzle near tha end of tha short. Part of his thugged-out lil' punishment is revealed ta be hustlin all up in tha royal stablez of the Downtown Islez, shovelin manure.

When Elsa sneezes tha fuck into a oversized bugle horn, a giant snowbizzle is launched from Arendelle, all tha way ta tha Downtown Isles, where it nails Hans right tha fuck into a cold-ass lil cart of manure, buryin n' humiliatin his ass as tha horses take notice of dis n' laugh at him, much ta his thugged-out annoyance.

Hans is mentioned n' alluded ta nuff muthafuckin times yo. His actions (more specifically, his crimes against Anna) is tha subject of ridicule by tha other characters. Durin a game of charades, Anna acts up tha role of a villain, promptin Olaf ta guess Hans. This leadz ta roundz of disses by Olaf, Elsa, n' Kristoff all up in tha princez expense. Later, Anna recounts havin ta save Elsa from Hans while tryin ta convince Elsa not ta go ridin' solo on tha trip tha fuck into the Enchanted Forest, up in which she refers ta his ass as her ex-pimp yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Later, when meetin tha Northuldra, Olaf introduces tha crew by recountin tha eventz of tha straight-up original gangsta Frozen, includin tha part where Hans betrays Anna. This comes as a pimped out shock ta Lieutenant Mattias. Finally, when Elsa is traversin Ahtohallan, snowy manifestationz of figures from Elsaz game appear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Upon seein Hanss depiction, Elsa gives a look of disgust n' uses her powers ta crumble tha figure.

Other appearances

Hans make two cameo appearances up in tha 2014 animated feature film Big Pimp 6 yo. Dude is first peeped on a "Wanted" posta all up in tha San Fransokyo five-o station, behind tha desk of Sergeant Gerson. Lata on, a statue of Hans is briefly peeped up in tha garden of Fredz mansion, which is eventually fucked wit by Bizzlemax durin a testin session fo' his bangin rocket fists.

An emoticon version of Hans rocked up in tha Frozen n' Frozen Fever entriez of tha As Told by Emoji short series. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Durin tha curtain call fo' tha former, he rocked up alongside tha rest of tha cast yo, but up in chains. In tha latter, dat schmoooove muthafucka had a humiliatin cameo afta tha credits.

Printed Media

In a alternate take on events where all knowledge of Anna had ta be erased ta protect her from a unintended curse, Hans is shown explicitly collaboratin wit tha Duke of Weselton as part of a plan ta inveigle his dirty ass up in Elsaz game up in hopez of becomin her mackdaddy. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat while Elsa considaz his ass a phat playa (which could possibly become more) her dope ass don't feel like her ass is locked n loaded ta consider marriage at dis time fo' realz. As up in tha film, Hans eventually attempts ta stage a cold-ass lil coup when Elsa loses control of her powers afta findin Anna yo, but he never manages ta establish a relationshizzle wit her as Anna is mo' focused on findin tha now-missin bizzatch, even before she learnz of her legit relationshizzle ta Elsa fo' realz. As up in canon, Hanss legit agenda is eventually exposed n' Elsa sendz his ass back ta tha southern islez ta grill judgment by his brothers fo' his thugged-out actions.

Live-action appearances

Hans is portrayed by Tyla Jacob Moore yo. Dude first appears up in tha episode "Rocky Road". Da portrayal of Hans bein up in collaboration wit his brothers up in his thugged-out lil' plots differs pimped outly from his crazy-ass muthafuckin implied standin wit his crew up in tha film, though they still mock his ass as tha youngest yo. Hans be also mo' sadistic n' wack, sincerely thankin bout Elsa as a "monster" n' a "freak" n' even taunts Anna of possibly sufferin dirtnap under tha same circumstances as her mother.

In a time frame set two muthafuckin years afta tha events equivalent ta tha eventz of Frozen n' one year before tha straight-up original gangsta Dark Curse within tha general Once timeline, he is first mentioned by Elsa when dat biiiiatch warned Anna bout leavin Arendelle vulnerable ta Hans n' his cold-ass twelve brothers, whoz ass is waitin n' plottin ta take over tha mackdaddydom as revenge fo' his thugged-out lil' previous defeat.

Yo, sometime afta Anna left fo' Mist Haven (the Enchanted Forest), up in her quest ta smoke up tha mystery of they muthafathas' tragic voyage, Hans n' his thugged-out army, which consistz of his cold-ass twelve olda brothers, had set up camp up in tha Downtown Mountains on they way ta Arendelle yo. His brothers still belil his ass fo' bein tha lowest up in line, n' they add insult ta tha fuck-up by brangin up his wild lil' failed attempt ta seize Arendellez throne durin his thugged-out lil' previous encounta there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho yo. Dude lashes back, statin dat da thug wasn't prepared tha last time yo, but he found suttin' dat will help his muthafuckin ass. Unbeknownst ta all of them, Annaz fiancé Kristoff was spyin on dem n' discovered they plan: they will bust a mysterious urn located up in a cold-ass lil cave within tha Uptown Valley thatz capable of trappin playas wit magical powers, like fuckin Elsa, then take Arendelle once she outta tha way. Though Elsa n' Kristoff beat Hans ta tha bangin urn, he n' three volunteerin brothers managed ta catch up.

Even though they managed ta dispatch his brothers, Hans holdz Kristoff at sword point yo. Dude demandz Elsa ta either give his ass tha urn or Kristoff will take a thugged-out dirt nap. Unable ta let Kristoff be capped, Elsa ultimately gives Hans tha urn while pleadin fo' her future brother-in-law ta find Anna n' save tha mackdaddydom fo' realz. Afta Hans obtains tha urn n' showin off his success ta his brothers, he uncaps its lid n' pours up a white liquid substizzle fo' realz. As dat shiznit was headin towardz Elsa ta likely trap her, Hans gloated his supposed victory, coldly statin up in a smug tone dat her mackdaddydom is ghon be glad ta have real rula instead of a monsta like her n' shit. Just as tha liquid substizzle be bout ta latch onto Elsa, it suddenly chizzlez direction n' morphs tha fuck into a biatch, Ingrid tha Snow Biatch. Offended by his wild lil' fuckin earlier insult, dat dunkadelic hoe then freezes Hans tha fuck into a ice statue as punishment fo' his wackty, leavin his shocked brothers ta flee.

Later, Ingrid brangs both tha urn n' Hans' frozen body back ta tha castle n' place dem up in a wardrobe up in her oldschool room, where Elsa n' Anna, whoz ass had returned from tha Enchanted Forest n' was imprisoned by tha Snow Biatch, would eventually find dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shocked all up in tha sight of her ex-fiancé, Anna goes onto tha defensive before realizin he frozen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Elsa calmly comments Hans' condizzle is tha one phat thang they crafty auntz done afta her freedom before movin on wit they plan ta retrap her muthafuckin ass.

Thirty muthafuckin years later, when Ingrid is up in Storybrooke finally castin her Spell of Shattered Sight on its inhabitants, Hans had thawed up n' managed ta claim Arendelle as his mackdaddydom yo. Dude n' his brothers barged up in on Anna n' Kristoff, whoz ass was discussin a plan ta save Elsa from Rumplestiltskin. Feignin tha notion dat Anna had overthrown her sister, Hans decided ta have her n' Kristoff arrested fo' treason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Afta frontin dat tha freezin of Arendelle is Elsaz bustin, Anna objected dat Elsa wasn't responsible, as Ingrid had done yo. Hans fronts ta doubt, likely not carin as her sista n' aunt both have ice magic. Before his schmoooove ass can have tha couple taken away, Anna n' Kristoff fight they way up n' escape. In a effort ta catch them, Hans buys Blackbeardz compliizzle wit gold ta corner Anna n' Kristoff. Da plan works when afta tha deal is struck, Hans n' his brothers suddenly step tha fuck up n' trap Anna n' Kristoff. Later, Hans takes tha couple ta a spot up at sea known as Poseidonz Boneyard, tha exact spot where tha shizzle dat once carried Anna n' Elsaz muthafathas went down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude coldly remarks dat itz fittin dat Anna will take a thugged-out dirtnap up in tha same place under tha same circumstances as her mutha did, wishin they'd never helped Elsa fo' realz. Afta havin Kristoff n' Anna placed up in a trunk ta prevent any possible rescue by a mermaid, n' annoyed by her panickin hysterically when tha pimpin' muthafucka drops some lyrics ta dem how tha fuck much time has passed since Elsa is still trapped up in tha urn, Hans n' Blackbeard have tha two tossed overboard.

Later, Elsa, Anna, n' Kristoff return ta Arendelle via a magic portal from tha Sorcererz Storybrooke mansion n' dethrone Hans off-screen, Anna punchin his ass again, dis time up in tha eye while bustin so. It aint nuthin but unknown if Hans was either exiled from tha mackdaddydom or imprisoned.

Video games

Hans appears up in tha mobile app game, as a limited-time characta busted out wit tha Frozen Event Update on December 7th 2016. Upon arrivin up in tha mackdaddydom, Hans openly plots ta use his charm ta take over n' become mackdaddy. Cuz of tha presence of tha wiser Anna n' Elsa, however, da ruffneck do not git straight-up far wit his schemes.

Hans appears up in tha game up in a non-speakin role n' a minor antagonist up in his homeworld of "Arendelle" fo' realz. As before, his schmoooove ass conducts a raid on Elsaz palace n' brangs Elsa back ta Arendelle ta stop tha eternal winta when up in realitizzle he plotz of murderin her ta seize tha throne. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis time around, his thugged-out ambitions have corrupted his thugged-out ass dat his thugged-out lil' punk-ass blatantly displays a aura of darknizz emanatin from his body which Donald was tha straight-up original gangsta ta notice enablin Sora ta detect his wild lil' fuckin evil intentions.

Afta he is knocked down by tha shock wave of his sword strikin tha frozen Anna, Hans straight-up succumbs ta darknizz n' transports Sora, Donald, Goofy n' Marshmallow ta a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shadowy realm, up in which a wolf-like Heartless named Sköll manifests from Hans as a funky-ass boss fight yo. Hans aint peeped again n' again n' again afta Sora slayed his Heartless, suggestin da ruffneck died.

Jizzy Riddle originated tha role of Hans up in tha Frozen musical. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack yo. His role is essentially tha same, servin as tha antagonist wit a goal ta fuck Anna n' take over Arendelle as mackdaddy. Da motivation fo' a shitload of his thugged-out actions was made clear up in tha stage show, while they was only implied up in tha film. For example, when axed why his schmoooove ass continuously defendz Elsa, Hans declares dat it is cuz of his bangin relationshizzle wit Anna.

Hans is given a solo cold lil' woo wop wit two reprises, "Hanz of tha Downtown Islez", which explains a shitload of his background. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude first performs tha cold lil' woo wop when he meets Anna, rockin it ta bust her trust by proclaimin he is one of mah thugs "even mo' embarrassin ta be" than tha insecure bizzatch. Da first reprise happens afta Hans has been left up in charge of Arendelle; he uses tha cold lil' woo wop ta bust tha townsfolkz trust, n' fronts dat he n' Anna will lead dem back ta summer should Elsa turn up ta truly be a monsta n' shit. Da final reprise is briefly performed when Hans betrays Anna.

In tha moments leadin tha fuck into "Ludd be a Open Door", Hans fronts dat da thug wants ta start a cold-ass lil crew. Durin tha cold lil' woo wop itself, he n' Anna share a legitimate kiss, suttin' dat don't occur at any point durin tha film.

If axed bout Hans durin meet-and-greets, Anna n' Elsa mention dat he is still up in tha Downtown Isles, receivin his thugged-out lil' punishment (or mo' safely, a "informal chat") from his 12 brothers bout his thugged-out actions. When axed half-jokingly if she or her sista would eva be willin ta give his ass another chance, Elsa has replied up in tha same less-than-serious manner wit "maybe".[3]

In tha 2014 rendizzle of Ghetto of Color: Winta Dreams at Deez'nuts California Adventure, Hans appears alongside Anna, struttin "Ludd be a Open Door", as well as tha 2015 rendizzle of tha show, as part of tha montage biggin' up villains.

Hans also skits a prominent role up in tha Frozen: Live all up in tha Hyperion stage show.

While not appearin up in tha attraction itself, a shizzle page featured up in tha queue of Frozen Ever After references Hans n' refers ta his ass ta as tha "disgraced" lil hustla of tha Mackdaddy of tha Downtown Isles.[4]

In January 2016, Hans made his straight-up legit debut all up in tha Deez'nuts theme parks up in Anna n' Elsaz Frozen Fantasy parade at Tokyo Deez'nutsland, appearin on tha final float, accompanyin Marshmallow yo. Dude dons his coronation tracksuit, while his wild lil' float resemblez dat of a icy prison.

In France, Hans also appears up in tha Deez'nutsland Paris show Deez'nuts Dreams!.

Hans cook up a funky-ass brief appearizzle durin tha performizzle of tha "For tha First Time up in Forever" reprise up in Ignite tha Dream; up in durin which, he is peeped pursuin n' nearly cappin' Elsa, only ta be foiled by Anna.

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Trivia

When put together, Hans, Kristoff, Anna, n' Sven sound like Hans Christian Andersen. [5]

Given his fuckin last name, itz like possible dat Pimp Hans may done been based on Jérôme Bonaparte �" tha 19th century German mackdaddy of Westphalia, n' youngest brutha of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Elementz of Hans' characta is based on tha Evil Mirror from tha original gangsta Snow Biatch . In tha original gangsta fairy tale, it is holla'd dat if one was ta look tha fuck into dis mirror, tha darkest aspectz of they personalitizzle would come ta tha surface, n' dat if a glass shard of dis mirror gots tha fuck into onez body, they ass would freeze as a result of they cold nature. Da mirror up in tha rap was pivotal fo' it had caused one of tha protagonists, Kai, ta become cold towardz his wild lil' playa Gerda (the inspiration fo' Anna). In a rap battle wit Jizzifer Lee, Lee confirms dat Hans was partially based upon tha concept of tha Evil Mirror up in tha original gangsta story, as tha fairy tale had a shitload ta do wit mirrors. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So, as she explains, what tha fuck Hans be a mirror which appears charmin ta tha thug yo, but is "hollow or sociopath" up in pretense. [2]

. In tha original gangsta fairy tale, it is holla'd dat if one was ta look tha fuck into dis mirror, tha darkest aspectz of they personalitizzle would come ta tha surface, n' dat if a glass shard of dis mirror gots tha fuck into onez body, they ass would freeze as a result of they cold nature. Da mirror up in tha rap was pivotal fo' it had caused one of tha protagonists, Kai, ta become cold towardz his wild lil' playa Gerda (the inspiration fo' Anna). Hans' last name is "Westergaard", accordin ta Jizzifer Lee n' A Frozen Heart . In a thugged-out deleted scene (featurin "Shiznitty Elsa"), a cold-ass lil characta named "Admiral Westergård" was mentioned, possibly bein tha earlier draftin of Hans. Da description of tha admiral up in tha scene closely matches dat of Hans', (Elsa mentions dat he "loves her [Anna] so.") fo' realz. Accordin ta Lee, tha changin of tha characterz last name never occurred when tha characta was ultimately rewritten tha fuck into Hans.

. In a thugged-out deleted scene (featurin "Shiznitty Elsa"), a cold-ass lil characta named "Admiral Westergård" was mentioned, possibly bein tha earlier draftin of Hans. Da name Hans is popularly used up in such ghettos as Norway, Sweden, n' Denmark.

Hans' voice hustla Santino Fontana originally auditioned fo' tha role of Kristoff yo, but afta tha rap chizzled, he auditioned fo' Hans.

Hans has his own distinct theme dat skits when da thug woos Anna, n' itz especially noticeable when he pulls up in fo' tha kiss fo' realz. Afta tha betrayal, his cold-ass theme can still be heard, albeit wit a thugged-out darker tone.

All of Hans' voice recordings was completed up in a matta of five days. [6]

Accordin ta one of tha colorin books, Hans be a naval fool.

In Deez'nuts on Ice , Hans fronts his brothers had his ass convinced da thug was a troll they had adopted.

, Hans fronts his brothers had his ass convinced da thug was a troll they had adopted. Hans is essentially a thugged-out dark reflection of Anna. Both was shut up by they siblings n' felt ridin' solo up in tha ghetto as a result. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat while Anna remained gangbangin n' optimistic, Hans became bitta n' cold.

Hans be a rather unique Deez'nuts villain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Usually, when a villain is introduced tha fuck into a gangbangin' film, tha crew instantly realizes dis characta aint ta be trusted, even if some protagonists trust dem (i.e. Simba, cuz Scar is his uncle). They may be either physically sinister, or tha porno may give scenes displayin they legit intentions. But wit Hans, while tha crew may git tha feelin dat da thug will add horny-ass tension, like Anna, they do not anticipate his cold-ass total betrayal lata up in tha film.

There is a shitload of subtle hints dat foreshadow Hans' villainy all up in tha film before his bangin reveal. When Hans falls back tha fuck into wata n' lifts a funky-ass boat, he gets a thugged-out dreamy look on his wild lil' face, likely thankin bout tha crown. Hans' duet wit Anna, "Ludd be a Open Door", holdz all dem dark meanings on Hans' side of tha song. Da lines "I've been searchin mah whole game ta find mah own place" n' "Ludd be a open door" secretly represent Hans' quest ta dominizzle a mackdaddydom, n' bustin so all up in false romizzle wit Anna (in contrast wit her actual ludd toward his dirty ass), whoz ass is his fuckin lil' door ta power. In tha same song, Hans don't match Annaz movements up in some scenes, hintin da perved-out muthafucka strugglin ta keep up wit her muthafuckin ass. When Anna decides ta leave ta find Elsa, Hans protests dat da ruffneck don't want her ta git hurt, cuz dat schmoooove muthafucka hadn't hooked up tha fuck into tha throne yet. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat when she puts his ass up in charge, his objections vanish, n' da perved-out muthafucka seems ta perk up. When Frankie be about to bust a cap up in Elsa, Hans looks up ta tha chandelier (presumably noticin tha previous arrow had failed ta hit its target) n' points tha weapon up, glancin all up in tha ceilin when da perved-out muthafucka blasts. While Elsa sees Arendelle frozen from her prison cell, Hans sees his bangin reflection, hintin his self-servin nature.

Accordin ta Jizzifer Lee, Hans is round 23 muthafuckin years old. [7]

In a cold-ass lil cut draft of tha film, afta Hans' sword was fucked wit by Annaz frozen body, da thug was goin ta catch a second wind n' try ta battle again, only fo' Kristoff ta knock his ass out. This was cut cuz it distracted from tha drama of tha scene itself. Da fight still happens up in some storybooks, though.

Hans' characta be a major subversion of tha old-ass Deez'nuts Prince; Hans his dirty ass notez of dis durin his betrayal, n' uses it ta his thugged-out advantage.

Hans has mo' on-screen time dressed up in his coronation suit than da ruffneck do up in his thugged-out aiiight formal wear.

When Anna first meets Hans, dat dunkadelic hoe trips on a wooden bucket n' crashes tha fuck into him, bustin tha bucket flyin n' landin on her head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da last thang we peep of Hans is his ass bein tossed tha fuck into a cold-ass lil cage. When tha cage door is slammed shut, a wooden bucket falls n' landz on his head.

Ironically, up in a traila fo' Frozen , da thug was referred ta as "the sick muthafucka," ta keep his fuckin legit nature hidden from viewers.

, da thug was referred ta as "the sick muthafucka," ta keep his fuckin legit nature hidden from viewers. A chess set is peeped up in tha background when Hans is explainin his scheme ta Anna n' extinguishin tha heat sources up in tha room, symbolizin his wild lil' fuckin exploitation of her as a "pawn" up in his thugged-out lil' plans.

Originally, as peeped up in a Frozen colorin book, Hans n' Elsa was intended ta battle at some point.

colorin book, Hans n' Elsa was intended ta battle at some point. Hans' characta model was used ta help determine tha height differences between humans n' muthafuckas durin visual pimpment fo' Zootopia . [8] In tha film itself, a pastry shop named afta Hans can be peeped up in Little Rodentia. [9]

. Whilst Hans do not step tha fuck up in Frozen Pt II, he is mentioned a cold-ass lil couple times.

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