The tale of receiving my gift:

One late cold afternoon after an exhausting day of my last finals for the semester and theatre rehearsal, I drive back to my house to seek hot cocoa and Reddit; the all of sudden I see the mailman putting the mail in our box. I silently debate if I should awkwardly pull up behind him and ask for my mail, but ultimately I decide against, plus I had to pee.

So I arrive at home rushing to the bathroom as the excitement is starting to take over my body, I'm literally dancing as I piss. With no time to wash my hands I grab the mail keys and run full speed to the mailbox. The mailman is gone by now, as I slowly open the mailbox (huffing and puffing from the run) I see my name with a box on it from Amazon! I yell a great, "Woohoo!" and run back home with it (and all the other mail).

I get home and promptly sit down in my chair and get my knife from Italy my brother gave to me. Being ever so careful I open the box. I am warmly greeted with this note on the outside of the present:

"Sorry this is so late! Now you can learn about the HORRIBLE DANGERS of pot (gasp!) I hope you like it!

From, Your Secret Santa (aka GetItTogether) Keep in touch!"

After reading the note, I was puzzled even more, wondering if GetItTogether did not agree with my hobby I occasionally partake in. I hesitatingly open the present now, wondering what the heck it could be. It's REEFER MADNESS! I started watching this film on Netflix before late one night, but I fell asleep within the first 10 minutes. Not only is this version of Reefer Madness restored to color, but it also has bonus commentary from MST3K and Rifftrx's Mike Nelson! I love this gift!

--So thank you GetItTogether, you have truly brought the Holiday cheer to me! I can't wait watch it!

Cheers! Rumjux