I can count on one hand the number of times in my life where the only explanation I have for a series of events is "supernatural." At least, I used to be able to count on one hand that number, because today that number is six. SoFarAwayLove must have the gift of mind reading, for there is no other way that she could have known to get me this gift. You see, fellow Redditors, explosive diarrhea is a condition I suffer severely from--thrice a week does it happen minimally. Now I am not only an optimist, but an opportunist as well. This combination of personality traits allows me the rare state of mind to be excited about my explosive diarrhea, for it allows me the most opportune time to tell people about it (as I do love a good discussion about my ambitious colon). At this point, you are probably thinking to yourself, "Wow, Fin! That's a remarkably serendipitous set of personality traits you've got there!" Alas, those of you readers who have stuck with me this long, it is not so serendipitous. On top of being optimistic and opportunistic, I am shy; ergo (Latin), I do not feel comfortable engaging others in conversation. What a conundrum I'm in, eh? Not anymore. Because of SoFarAwayLove's gift, others will now engage me about my explosive diarrhea! This is a win-win if ever I have seen one. SoFarAwayLove, thank you so much. I sincerely appreciate that you use your mind-reading power for the greater good. Keep it up.