Rig Rage



The Trump conspiracy theories can be summed up in one of two distinct possibilities:



Either there is a massive global conspiracy where all the wealthy elites, the press, scientists, government officials, Democrats and Republicans are working together in a way in which no evidence has ever manifested in order to arrest the ambitions of the most noblest of men.



or



Trump is an asshole.



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For those feeling nervous about the upcoming election keep this is mind:



The finest political statistician on Earth, Nate Silver, is currently giving Hillary Clinton an 88% chance of winning the presidency.



This, of course, only has salience if you vote. Now go vote, goddamit!



=Lefty=

