Per a tip from one of my favorite Twitter accounts, @ASU_Confessions, a favorite of mine because the things that Arizona State students confess anonymously are usually only heard in Las Vegas PD interrogation rooms and the confessionals of Amsterdam churches, some kid likes Kanye West a whole lot more than he does presenting himself as a respectable human being, as evidenced by a tattoo he just got in order to win two floor seats to Kanye’s upcoming show at at U.S. Airways arena in Phoenix. Here’s the picture:

On the bright side, this dedicated Kanye fan should be proud of the fact that this tattoo, should the rapper himself see it, will probably make it into the impressively self-absorbed West’s spank bank. He’s not thinking about Kim, he’s thinking about this guy’s forearm, and also, his own face.

According to @ASU_Confessions, the tweet with the most favorites will win the two floor seats. I feel like this guy has a pretty great shot, at floor seats, not a successful life. But hey, this will be one to never tell the grandkids about.

h/t to @ASU_Confessions

***