Married people, they’re kind of like zombies in their own way in that they wonder around with a glazed look in their eyes, slack jawed, hungry, and determined to make sure their single friends Jooooooiiiiiiiinnnnnn ttttttthhhhhheeeeeemmmmm.

It’s a horror show, and we’re all a part of it. I’ve done it myself. I took a perfectly happy single human being, and found them a wife. Now he too hungers to bring this “joy” to other single human beings.

Horror! We live in a world of unrelenting horror.

Also if my loving and totally forgiving wife is reading this I don’t mean any of this and wedded bliss is…. totally awesome.. yep. It’s the keenest. Super great.

Please don’t hurt me… or take half my things. Love you love…love love love love. 😉