"Checkmate!" checks Betty White.

"Will you just look at this BOARD!?" Blanch furiously quenches. "We ARE playing Settles of CARTAN you homeless infant..."

Blanche and Betty White enjoying board games in the Golden Girls House. When sudenly... "I'm home!!" barges Dorothy in the door NO regard for knocking, "with a new boyfriend! Girls... meet my new boyfriend MACKLEMORE."

"Return of the Mack", Macklemore greets.

"He is a Hip Hop rappist," Dorothy pridishly boasts.

"When I was in third grade I thought I was gay" affirms Mackerel.

Now Blanche gasps indeed. "...a HIP HOPE rapper..." she never did bang one of those to her collection! Of harlot trophies!

"Nice to meet you Macklemore," sweet Betty White acquaints.

"When I was gay I thought I was in third grade," acquaints Macintosh back. 28 DAYS LATER It is this time Blanche who comes bustin'g in the front door.... with a new boyfriend!

"Girls meet my new boyfriend.... PUSHA T."

Pusha T spits on the floor and punches a standing lamp. "Y'all silly hoes tryna flex with them BIG LIGHTS!? I sold a kilo before breakfast... Yeugh!"

"Pusha T is a gang stern rapper with so much street credits!" delights Blanche.

"Ain't that some truth, [n-word] " Pusha T confirms. "Y'all RIPE ASS Granny Smiths juicy!" and he punches Blanche buttock now. "Yeugh!" 28 WEEKS LATER A big line of low level street hustlers in the Golden Curls kitchen... all coming to pay respect and drop off weekly earnings for Blanche! Truly she has become a "pusha" as well.

"Young $lim Fresh you counted this?" stacks Blanche the $100 hundred dollar bills on the kitchen table.

"I did count", nervously spoke Young $lim Fresh anxious. "It's all there!"

"You're $10 short, chubby half wit ."

Young $lim Fresh panic mode engaged: "wait wait wait, let me JUST-"

"It's COOL. Just hand me $1," commands Blanche from Golden Girls.

"Okay?" he hands over a one single dollar.... "how about the other nine..?"

"Rrrrright HERE! " roaringly Blanche combusts out the 9 millilite r AUTOMATIC and send this DOPE straight to the POPE. With the HEADSHOT . Every gong banger in attendance trembles from all the fear.... Yeugh! Now Golden retriever "Golden Gil" Dorothy enters the kitchen with boyfriend Macklemore. Again NO knocking what's your ISSUE?

"Return of the Mack" says Macklemore.

"Bitch gotta build silos for all these kilos," determines Blanche, "I'm making a milli a day now... high time to move out of this ramshackle PIG STY." 28 MONTHS LATER In the opulent deluxe mansion office sits Blanche now... Big puffy hairdo BURIED in the mountain of 'Grade A Columbus nose candies' (cocaine drugs). This GILF train went WAY off the tracks for sure. A knock at the door who is it?

"Golden Grail" Dorothy enters and has BABA--BLAAM!!

Indeed Dorothy's SHIRT gets all.the.way. MASSED UP by Blanche grenade launcher! "I am the one who does KNOCK." is what Blanche delivers completely brain fried on the 'blow powder fat rails' (canine drugs). And she goes off on a diet coke fueled murder rampanche!

KA-BBOW!! "Golden Gate" Sophia annihilation!

BA BAM SHA-ZAMM!! "Golden Girth" Betty White BLACKED. OUT.

Bet you ain't done never seem THAT back in St. Olaf! Petition to ban Olaf from Frozen 2 CLICK HERE From the tremendous ruckus explosions, the Brass Popo swarms the huge villa... Hundreds of SWAT narcs gunning for poor Blanche...!

"Hold up listen I didn't even DO anything" explains Blanche to attempt. To zero avail-

all the "5-0" LIGHT UP gunfire through the very old lady. RATATATA ! Yeugh!

"I guess now I do extra body HOLES here, you men in uniform," winks she nautically... Oh Blanche you geriatric prostitute!

And she timbles off the second floor into the mansion POND.... our camera view pans up to the statue neon letters: 'The (Golden) Gorld Is Yours'... POST CREDITS SEQUENCE

28 HOURS LATER Famous Hap Hop ripper Macklemore enters the office of Blanche's former Cocaine Empire Mansion. "Alright, okay, alright okay" he muses. He sees the grand office with a cocainish mountain... "Okay, alright, okay okay."

In the leather chair he seats. Now Macklemore.... became Don Crack lemore!

"When I was in third grade I thought I was in third grade." END