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Hitler Reacts to the Mueller Report. Hitler Reacts to the Mueller Report

Hitler Reacts to the Mueller Report

00:00 - 00:03 Two years of investigations,

00:04 - 00:05 $30 million cost to the taxpayer,

00:05 - 00:07 Mueller has issued his report

00:08 - 00:12 Congress unanimously voted to make the report public.

00:12 - 00:15 A summary has been issued.

00:17 - 00:19 And we start impeachment

00:19 - 00:21 proceedings in what two, three days.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir,

00:27 - 00:28 the report contains...

00:31 - 00:33 the report contains jack fucking squat.

00:34 - 00:36 A fortune cookie has more damning information.

00:53 - 00:58 The following will remain- Pelosi, Schumer, Pocahontas, er whatever her name is.

01:13 - 01:15 For crying out loud, you were supposed

01:15 - 01:17 to find something, anything.

01:18 - 01:23 The man fucked a porn star, cheats on his taxes,

01:25 - 01:28 he pees on prostitutes,

01:29 - 01:31 grabs women by their special places,

01:31 - 01:34 doesn't rent to black people,

01:34 - 01:37 bans Muslims, can't complete a sentence.

01:37 - 01:40 And that wall?!

01:40 - 01:42 He will be defeated in 2020. The polls show

01:42 - 01:46 The polls, you moron? The same ones that predicted President Hillary?

01:46 - 01:48 Our allies at MSN and CNN will come through

01:48 - 01:52 MSN and CNN? They are as competent as the Italian military.

01:53 - 01:54 We even won the popular vote.

01:56 - 01:57 We had 2020 in our pocket.

01:57 - 02:00 Just sit back and let Republicans screw up everything.

02:00 - 02:03 We have mass shootings on our side

02:04 - 02:08 Those alt-right idiots making us look noble

02:08 - 02:13 The late night shows, college campuses, his own party hates him for crying out loud.

02:14 - 02:16 Alec Baldwin, all those useless Hollywood fluffs

02:17 - 02:21 That Rachel Meddows dude, he gets booed outside his own building.

02:27 - 02:29 His fucking Tweet account.

02:30 - 02:34 All's we had to do was sit back and

02:34 - 02:36 watch him self-destruct.

02:41 - 02:42 His own supporters even hate him.

02:43 - 02:47 Now our party is being taken over by Bernie Sanders and that bartender chick.

02:48 - 02:53 She makes Dan Quayle look like the president of MENSA.

02:54 - 02:56 'Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.'

02:56 - 02:59 Are you kidding me? She's going to send everyone

03:00 - 03:02 running for the right in 2020.

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry. The future is female.

03:14 - 03:16 Nobody wants a Green New Deal.

03:19 - 03:23 I fucking love my SUV. We can always ask Hillary to run again.

03:25 - 03:26 Right?

03:31 - 03:33 Joe Biden isn't doing anything.

03:40 - 03:46 We could always sue to get his tax returns. I mean there's no law.

03:46 - 03:49 It's a tradition, kind of like when the president pardons a turkey.