BERKELEY, IOWA — Friday was the big day for Star Wars fans looking for new loot from The Rise of Skywalker, The Mandalorian, and Jedi: Fallen Order. While some were able to scavenge the peg holes of their local big box stores, others found store associates who had no idea what Triple Force Friday even was. But for Frank Stevens, 34-year-old single father of two, it was a great success.

“Sure I like Star Wars as much as the next guy, but my Target had a beautiful Frozen II display right next to the minuscule Star Wars section in the toy department. Luckily for me, my kids never got into Star Wars but they absolutely adore Frozen. Christmas shopping for my boys is done!” –Frank Stevens, Target shopper

Store manager Rick McQueen of the Target said they had gotten only three boxes of new Star Wars merch and it was all Funko POP! of various new characters such as Cal Kestis from Fallen Order and Cara Dune from the Mandalorian.

“Yeah that’s all we got. I bet our truck got robbed all Fast and Furious-style for the rest of the Star Wars stuff. At least the new Frozen toys have been a hit!” –Rick McQueen, general manager of Berkeley, Iowa Target

So it seems Frozen toys are doing better than Star Wars toys this holiday season. Were you able to get anything Star Wars on Triple Force Friday? Share with us what you got on Twitter or in the comments below!

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