HOBO: Why is my TV and everything in the garbage outside?

MITTENS: It was outdated, so I bought you all new stuff.



HOBO: I just bought that TV last year!

MITTENS: But you had to actually click on icons to get streaming video! It should figure out what you want for you.



HOBO: So what did you replace it with?

MITTENS: A particularly stupid monkey with a remote.



