Dear readers, I sincerely hope I’m not breaking any laws in sharing this with you; but I just couldn’t resist.

As some of you may know, I work for an online marketing agency and we have a few insurance clients. Whilst this form wasn’t submitted to one of our clients directly – it was submitted to another company and has been doing the rounds via email.

I’m pretty sure it’s genuine – but decide for yourselves.

I’ve blacked out any names (for reasons of confidentiality) with my ‘Paint’ skillz.

The claimant says:

“I was stopped at traffic lights. The lights changed. Mrs <name obscured> started to move and then stopped (stalled). I had just started to pull away and then broke. As I stopped I very slightly touched the rear bumper of the car in front. We both got out. There was no damage and Miss <name obscured> is a fat chav who definitely does not have whiplash.

Without Prejudice.”

My favourite bit is the cartoon – on that part of the form, you’re just supposed to show a sketch of the position of the vehicles when the accident occurred. But I think the cartoon expresses his feelings more clearly.

Blurry genius eh?