Speaking with Democratic Congressional leaders in the White House, President Trump has made it clear he is determined to shut down the Government if he does not get funding for his wall.

Though normally the source of great pain and anger for the general population, the prospect of a Trump shutdown is being enthusiastically received by many people.

“That means he’ll stop, right? He’ll stop. Trump will stop.”

Still others relished the follow-on consequences of the executive branch ceasing operations.

“No more embarrassing tweets or sucking up to dictators? Sign me up!”

One item that won’t be affected by the shutdown, however, will be all of the President’s executive time.

“Eating junk food and watching cable is basically what you do during a shutdown already.”