Mocha's Real News Blocker at work.

This news article is a satire.

MANDALUYONG CITY, Philippines — Philippine Communications Operations Office Assistant Secretary Margaux "Mocha" Uson releases "Real News Blocker" in response to the National Union of Journalists in the Philippines fake news blocker FakeBlok.The Real News Blocker will be available to the Chrome and Firefox users as plugins that they can install when they surf social media."Gusto po naming ibigay sa ating mga ka-DDS ang kapangyarihan para alisin ang kabobohan sa social media, partikular sa Facebook kung saan marami pong pekeng balita galing sa mga dilawan na presstitutes," said Uson.According to Uson, the Real News Blocker will block articles coming from known dilawan, LP, and anti-Digong news sites, such asand"Ito pong Real News Blocker, i-bblur niya po ang news article at magbibigay ng choice kung mag cocomment yung nagdownload, o idadala sa Facebook page ko po para ipakita yung interpretasyon ko po sa balita," said Uson.When asked if there is a choice to actually read the news article, she said "Wala po. Naka free data lang naman kasi ang mga ka-DDS kasi hindi sila nagbabasa." —