Isn’t it crazy that most amusement park rides basically exist to challenge your sense of mortality? Being jolted, twisted, and thrown about on a rollercoaster probably doesn’t feel all that different than being on a jumbo jet that’s crashing into the Atlantic ocean. Maybe we should lose the pretense and all amusement park rides should all be based on various disaster scenarios. Not only would you get to have some safe fun, but you’d also walk away feeling more prepared for your inevitable doom at the hands of a crash/fire/volcano. The only rides that are based on disaster scenarios all seem to be based on fake disaster scenarios, such as the Jurassic Park ride. The solution here, of course, is to make these scenarios (and dinosaurs) REAL. This is common sense stuff, people!

Tony