Well, this is happening: Finnish electro duo Pepe Deluxé will be recording a unique album exclusively for Ron Jeremy (yes, that Ron Jeremy). Jeremy will retain the only copy and the group will retain, presumably, a lot of hard cash.

According to a post on Pepe Deluxé’s Facebook page, the opportunity to work with the adult film star was a no-brainer, as Jeremy is a noted “true music connoisseur” with deep pockets (they didn’t actually say that, but it was implied) and the band had been struggling with finances. Somewhat celestially, the stars aligned, thanks in no small part to a mutual acquaintance, Olli Hietalahti, CEO of One Eyed Spirits and manufacturer of the Ron de Jeremy (an “adult” rum):

Ron is a big music fan: in addition to holding the world record for “most appearances” in adult films, he holds the same record for music videos too! We had found the absolutely right patron – we asked the man (via Olli) if he liked our idea and he said yes! The only things we had to negotiate were the style and length of Ron’s record: in the end we settled for a funk EP; something that we’ve never done before. The EP master tapes will be destroyed after the vinyl is cut to make sure there will never be any copies.

At this time of this post, only a verbal agreement had been made, but James Spectrum confirmed both parties planned to sign an official contract on Monday. This record deal, which Spectrum calls the “most unusual [ever],” will mark the fifth studio album from a band that only seems to release new material every four years or so; unfortunately, the public will not be privy to the Ron Jeremy Untitled Funk Album, but we can imagine the possibilities.

Pepe Deluxé are probably best known for their 2001 track “Before You Leave,” which was featured in a Levi’s commercial. [FACT]