Urine stored in felon’s vagina bottle failed drugs test

MUG Shot of the Day is the face of Mishelle Salzgeber, 20, of Dade City. She’s been arrested for violating her probation.

Before being sent to jail, Salzgeber was X-rayed. And that’s when the uniforms spotted a vodka bottle up her vagina. Salzgeber tells them that the bottle had once contained urine donated by another person to help her beat a drugs test. Only – get this – that test had turned up positive. And it was that failed test that caused Salzgeber to be arrested.

That’ll be the last time she trusts her blader to a nun…

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Posted: 22nd, March 2012 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink