UPDATE:

Carter Reynolds has responded to the windstorm inspired by his increasingly dumb tweets, this time apologizing for keeping his fans (?) up all night — though never actually apologizing for being a certified fuckboy, social media con artist, and incessant victim-shamer:

ORIGINAL ARTICLE:

Today in How Not to be a Human Being, we return to the increasingly maddening saga of (former?) Vine star Carter Reynolds. As previously reported, a video leaked earlier this year depicting 19-year-old Reynolds apparently pressuring his former 16-year-old girlfriend (and fellow social media master) Maggie Lindemann into performing oral sex.

As if Reynolds' initial response of a self-centered non-apology wasn't egregious enough, his latest thoughts on the subject of his own demise are much worse:

In addition to calling Lindemann — the actual victim — "crazy and psychotic" for reportedly checking into a hospital following a mental health scare, Reynolds' attempt at (once again) attempting to inhabit the role of victim by appealing to his unsettlingly devoted social media followers is part of a disturbing pattern for the (unfortunately) prolific tweeter. Scroll just a few days back on his timeline, and you find gems such as:

Lindemann briefly addressed these passive-aggressive signs of hideousness via her own Twitter, saying Reynolds refused to call the police for fear of having to reveal more information:

To summarize — trash men come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. Carter Reynolds, dedicated fuckboy charlatan extraordinaire, is a trash man.