My match did an INCREDIBLE job. I was honestly blown away by getting not one, but TWENTY FIVE weird ass book marks that totally hit the mark for what I love...which this post would suggest to be cats and dicks.

I asked for some weird and fun book marks, and my match delivered.

I received:

1) Three dick-shaped book marks

2) Four square dick book marks with expressions that dicks would make if they had faces

3) TEN cat book marks because crazy cat ladies read a lot because solitude is your only company other than your cats

4) Six woodland creatures on logs with sweet sayings like "Cock WOMBLE" and "CUNT MUNCHER"

5) And three animal faces

My match, you're fucked up, and I think you're wonderful for it. Thank you for the biggest laugh this morning and a huge surprise I was not expecting. I will be using and loving these for a LONG time. 10/10 dick.