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Andre the Giant

Andre! You’re better than this. We’d expect this sort of behavior out of Big John Studd or Bam Bam Bigelow, but YOU ARE THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD. Also, that dude on the left totally looks like he’d make some weird sex tape.

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Tom Brady

You ever wonder why people hate you? This is why people hate you. Well, this and all the cheating.

Neil Young

Vedder’s not mad. He’s just disappointed.

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Snoop Dogg

Everyone in this picture looks super comfortable.

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Andy Warhol

This night better have involved a shit ton of cocaine.

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Gary Busey

On second thought, we’d be surprised if these two don’t regularly meet up for a dinner of moose hearts or white buffalo or whatever Gary Busey eats.

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Don King

Does this make total sense, or zero sense? It’s sort of a Zen koan riddle that way.

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John McEnroe

$20 says these guys are laughing at a joke about disabled orphans.

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Rev Run

How many points does this knock off of Raising Hell? Not all of them. BUT SOME OF THEM.

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Shaq Fu

The real horror here is that hat, amirite.

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Arsenio Hall and Clay Aiken, for some reason

There’s lots to wonder about here, but we’re actually sort of worried about homie’s twisted mutant thumb.

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Tiger Woods

Actually, this does zero image damage.

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Nick Jonas

Actually, this does a lot of image damage.