My Secret Santa has decided to cure my fatal nakedness by providing me with 3 t-shirts. No longer will I get yelled at, thrown out of public places and fined by policemen. Strangers may now look at me and say "This is not a perverted degraded human being that must be shunned from society, it's an upstanding young man who most likely spends his time playing Minecraft, watching the Hobbit and is a member of the Desert Rangers gang. I shall salute him for being a contributing member of our community". Little would they know...