Declaring its premiership window would be flung open from 2036 onwards, chief recruiter Stephen Silvagni has revealed the centrepiece of Carlton’s next successful era will be son of club champion and environmental activist Chris Judd.

“He’s exactly the type of talent you want to build a side around,” said Silvagni, while poring over a scouting report of the Northern Football league’s under 10 division. “He’s got great pedigree, has already shown greater ability than half our current playing list and he’ll be entering his peak at just the right time.”

Silvagni emphasised that Judd fits in perfectly with his long-term list strategy, which involves trading away up and coming players when they show signs of promise.

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