It’s time for my first-ever rankings of current major league ballparks. Why my first ever? Because when I covered the Yankees’ visit to Miami last week, it marked the first time I had been to all 30 active stadiums.

What are the criteria? The aesthetics of the park, with extra points for originality. The views. The neighborhood. The food. The general vibe.

In other words, a lot of stuff. Which reminds me of this line by Steve McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges) in “Airplane II: The Sequel”: “And I can sum it all up in just one word: courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*.”

This is, of course, all relative. I would say I like the top 26 on this list and dislike only the last four.

Without further ado:

1. Orioles Park Camden Yards, Baltimore



The game-changer. I love the warehouse in right field, the outfield walkway on Eutaw Street … pretty much everything.

2. Fenway Park, Boston



So much history, so much charm. So unique.

3. AT&T Park, San Francisco



Proximity to water is always a great thing, and the overall design is fantastic.

4. Target Field, Minnesota



Twins executives did a marvelous job honoring the franchise’s past. You can’t miss all of the love for all-time Twins.

5. Wrigley Field, Chicago



See: Fenway. It ranks a little lower because the services (and food options) are a little too primitive.

6. PNC Park, Pittsburgh



It has a real sleek look to it, and like AT&T, there’s proximity to water.

7. PETCO Park, San Diego



The sandstone exterior rocks (no pun intended), and it’s in the heart of the city’s Gaslamp District.

8. Coors Field, Denver



I’ve been to Coors for only five games and not since 2007, but I recall it fondly for its retro design and great environment.

9. Kauffman Stadium, Kansas City



The fountains. That is all.

10. Citi Field, New York



It might sell the best food in all of baseball. I like the Jackie Robinson rotunda.

11. Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia



Four simple words: Turkey. Hill. Ice. Cream. The view of downtown Philly is cool.

12. Comerica Park, Detroit



This has grown on me over the years. I love the statues of the greats.

13. Yankee Stadium, New York



This also has grown on me for its cleanliness and the good cheer of employees. It suffers by comparison to its predecessor, which got louder much quicker.

14. Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles



The history, the colors and the ravine locale are great. But gosh, does any ballpark rank even a close second when it comes to traffic issues?

15. Marlins Park, Miami



The Marlins went with a different look, more Art Deco than retro, and it works. I like the home-run thing in the outfield.

16. Minute Maid Park, Houston



You’ll be missed, Tal’s Hill! At least there’ll still be the Crawford boxes.

17. Globe Life Park, Arlington, Texas



I admit, I had to look up the name of the Rangers’ home ballpark. Like Minute Maid, it has that “Texas big” architectural feel, which I’ve come to appreciate more.

18. Safeco Field, Seattle



I liked this more when it first launched in 1999 as the first open-air retractable dome. I still like it in a vacuum, but I think it falls behind many which arrived after.

19. Rogers Centre, Toronto



This futuristic look figured to be a trendsetter, only to wind up as a trend of one in the wake of Camden Yards. I still like the cleanliness and the hotel rooms in the outfield.

20. Progressive Field, Cleveland



Like Safeco, it has been hurt by what has followed. Still has a nice retro feel, though.

21. Angel Stadium, Anaheim



It’s one of the oldest ballparks now, and I liked the 1998 renovation with the rock waterfall. It can’t compare to the elite new places, though.

22. Busch Stadium, St. Louis



The actual ballpark has no distinguishing features that I’ve noticed. The relatively new Ballpark Village is pretty cool, though.

23. Miller Park, Milwaukee



Love the sausage races, which have begotten many imitators, and Bernie Brewer. Don’t love the “off the highway, situated by itself” setup, though I appreciate that’s good for the tailgaters.

24. Great American Ballpark, Cincinnati



It has the water border, which is good, and … not much else of note.

25. US Cellular Field, Chicago



It opened the year before Camden Yards, so it just missed the retro trend. It’s a perfectly pleasant place.

26. Tropicana Field, St. Petersburg, Florida



Nobody goes there (terrible location), and the Rays are dying to leave. I personally get a kick out of the cheese factor, especially the catwalks.

27. Nationals Park, Washington



Public funding is a terrible thing to waste. You can see the Capitol. And … that’s about it.

28. Chase Field, Phoenix



It has the feel of a minor league park, with all the signage in the outfield, and that’s not a compliment in this instance.

29. Turner Field, Atlanta



As Joe Torre used to say of the late Shea Stadium, it was old when it was young. Here’s hoping the Braves’ new ballpark will be a big upgrade.

30. O. Co Coliseum, Oakland



There’s a greater gap between 30 and 29 on this list, for me, than there is between 29 and 1. That’s how awful this place is. The A’s can’t leave here soon enough.

Let’s catch up on some Pop Quiz questions:

1. From Gary Mintz of South Huntington: In a 1963 episode of “The Twilight Zone,” a woman expresses her dismay over a player getting traded from the Dodgers to another team. Name the player.

2. From Gary Mintz again: In the 2008 film “Bedtime Stories,” Skeeter Bronson (Adam Sandler) gets his wallet stolen. The wallet had three dollars and the baseball card of what famous Yankee?

3. From Dianne Rosen of Boca Raton, Fla.: In a 2000 episode of “Sports Night,” Isaac (Robert Guillaume) admits that he covered a legendary baseball game but missed the big hit because he was in the bathroom. Which game was it?

4. From Ken Davidoff of New York City: In the hit movie “San Andreas,” Ray (Dwayne Johnson) and Emma (Carla Gugino) parachute into a current ballpark. Name the ballpark.

When I was in Baltimore a few weeks ago, I spent a few minutes with Nestor Aparicio, the area radio personality, and his wife, Jennifer, who is a survivor of leukemia. Jennifer was accompanying Nestor for Day 1 of his tour of 30 ballparks in 30 days, all in the name of getting people to register for bone marrow donation. She made it because of a match from such a donation.

“We want to turn it into this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge,” Jenn said. The desired visual, in this case, is a selfie holding up a Q-tip, as Jenn is holding up a giant Q-tip here. A swabbing is how you test your bone marrow for a match, and the accompanying hashtag is #GiveASpit.

Some teams have allowed Aparicio to open up a swabbing station on their premises. For more information, check out GiveASpit.com and WNST.net, which is Nestor’s radio station.

Your Pop Quiz answers:

1. Gil Hodges

2. Derek Jeter

3. Bobby Thomson’s “Shot Heard ‘Round the World” against the Dodgers in 1951.

4. AT&T Park

(If you have a tidbit that connects baseball with popular culture, please send it to me at kdavidoff@nypost.com.)