Nicki Minaj’s Ass. We’ve all seen it. It’s voluptuous. Some call it booty-full. Several people passing Nicki in the street have complained of losing watches, rings, and other small belongings to her ass-centric gravitational pull. There’s no doubt she’s got juice in her caboose but there is a huge misconception as to why Nicki Minaj filled up her badonkadonk.

Many criticize Nicki as being a sex symbol who changes her body to appeal to men. It is time to dispel those rumors, and reveal the truth. The truth, is comfort. Nicki Minaj has the true freedom to sit anywhere she damn well pleases, because her ass is so damn comfortable. A small investment in butt implants has allowed her to sit wherever she desires. Minaj no longer has to live a stressful life, yearning to find the right couch or chair, and has saved thousands of dollars by not having to make such difficult purchases. It is estimated that her revolutionary implants will influence millions of others to follow her lead.