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Rat: What do you want for your birthday this year, ma? Rat's Mom: Ohhh, I don't want anything. Rat: Well, I'm gonna get you something, so what do you want? Rat's Mom: You don't have to get me anything. Rat: Please name something. Rat's Mom: Save your money. Rat: Ma, you're gonna end up with a gift you don't like. Rat's Mom: Ohh, I like everything. Rat: Fine. Rat: Happy birthday, ma... It's a cooked-squid-on-roller-skates-clock-radio. Rat's Mom: Oh, son... This is the best birthday ever. Rat: Moms are different.