Q13 Fox Fires Seattle Editor Who Doctored Trump's Oval Office Speech



President Trump's Tuesday night speech from the Oval Office already looked ridiculous, but an editor at our local Fox News affiliate made our Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief look even more idiotic by digitally doctoring a video of the speech. Q13 Fox quickly fired the staffer today, according to the Seattle Times.

Q13 News Director Erica Hill told the Times that they regret that the doctored video "is seen as portraying the president in a negative light," to which I say, it's regretful this staffer didn't make Trump look even more negative. It seems like this unnamed Fox editor is suffering from a failure of imagination—why not add some foam to Trump's mouth, maybe a dash of cocaine to his nose, and a half-shaved undercut? Make him look edgy. That will turn off the Republicans.

This recently fired editor doesn't understand that if they really want to damage Trump they need to show Fox viewers something they don't like. Trump supporters actually like his orange skin tone, it reminds them of their favorite processed foods. And they don't care if he sticks his tongue out lazily, this reminds them of their geriatric and racist grandfather and makes Trump even more relatable.

If this editor really wanted to do something damaging to Trump they would doctor the video to show him helping a small brown kid do his homework or maybe show Trump wearing a pussy hat. These are the core values that upset Trump voters and Fox viewers.

This doctored video was a conceptual failure. Clearly, someone deserved to be fired for it.