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When the zombie plague hits, and the world as we know it comes to an end, it's hard to know just what to say.

That's why we have Abraham Ford, Poet Laureate of the Zombie Apocalypse, to capture this complex experience in prose that's as elegant and memorable as his signature mustache.

Abraham was in top form during the "Walking Dead" season six premiere, when he jumped out of a moving car in order to perform an incredible act of zombie herding -- an approach to life that he referred to as "grabbing the bull by the nutsack." (What can we say? The man is an artist.)

But that was just one time that Abe's words struck a chord deep within our hearts. Below, we've rounded up eight more of his greatest quotes...