30 Awesomely Bad School Portraits

posted by Mark on April 23rd, 2010

One of the major advantages of going to school online — besides avoiding stories like these — is that there’s no yearbook and thus no school portrait capturing the awkwardness that is your life. Not YOUR life, of course, but, you know, one’s theoretical life (ahem). Granted, you can still commemorate this time in your life for all eternity by going down to you local Glamour Shots studio (and frankly, some of the folks below might have done so), but before you do, take a peek at what can go wrong.

I’m with the band.



This is Lucy.



Loves Batman. Hates socks.



The precious…



Liberace on ice



I like Pez.

I don’t like harmless internet humor. [ image removed per request]

If moonwalking in a tuxedo t-shirt and parachute pants is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.



You’ll get this Gameboy when you pry it from my cold, dead, hairy palms.



Gucci lumberjack



…Meet disco lumberjack.



Just Chad



Tennille had the day off.



At least he has one fan.



Something’s eating her head!



Love me, love my Pokemon.



Don’t trust the Gorton’s fisherwoman.



Choking his chicken



Fosse!



I said FOSSE!



Would you like to see my hard drive?



What a turkey. And a bird, too.



Huzzah!



You’ve got to be Karate Kidding.



I enjoy sunsets, walks on the beach and reclining in diseased swamp water.



Bringing saxy back



Is there a veterinarian in the house, because these pythons are SICK!



Pimpadelic



Laser cat!



I can’t imagine being less lady-like.



I stand corrected.

We stand corrected. The Grinch stole Christmas AND this photo of internet awesomeness (Image deleted per user request).

Tags: humor, school portraits