This ghastly thing is the work of a group of aliens had learned of the environmental problems of earth and decided to help. However they recieved information on the subject that, if not fully incorrect, was definately incomplete and distorted. In short the info they recieved was about soil erosion and praticular the effects of grazing goats as a contributing factor. To deal with this the aliens set up an auto factory in the asteroid belt which built more auto factories which built several million Goat Destroyer robots, which they sent to earth in drop pods. Once they landed the Goat Destroyers came out and proceeded in their mission to protect the earth from the caprine menace by moving out, finding the offending animals and eradicating them with extreme prejudice. Goats that found themselves in their reach would be grabbed and sliced by claws, punctured with captive bolt guns and once they were dead would be fed into a device which was described as a giant garburator which broke down the remains of goats into a slurry. Strategic,systematic and indefatigable a group of four of these machines could reduce an entire herd of goats to a thin layer of red sludge in an hour of slicing blades, ripping arms, firing pistons and whurring grinders. However, while they would destroy fences and other such barriers to get at their targets they would never attack a non-goat living target. They'd never attack a human or a dog in their uneding quest to rid the world of Goats. Many of these machines were destroyed. A few were wiped out by the military before it became obvious that they posed less of a threat to human life than deer, many more were destroyed by angry Goat Farmers who did not want to see their livestock turned to paste and local law enforcement. A few were captured by the authorities for study while the Australian Government let a few wander free as a feral wildlife control measure, issuing pamplets to farmers about these strange mechanisms.

