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Man 1: Hey, dude... let's go see this "Great Moments with Mr. Washington." Man 2: Yo, bro... is he one of those mechanical figures like Lincoln? George Washington: Yo, bro. Like, no. Man 2: Dude, he looks almost real. Man 1: Poke him and see. George Washington: Poke me and I kick you in the oompa loompas. Rat: George, George... ace presidential.