OMG, worst houseguests ever!

These guys just showed up, demanded that I inflate all of them (without even buying me dinner first), and then just started hanging around my house, watching my TV, sitting on my deck, smoking my cigars, and chilling in my hot tub! They've even got my cat in on their shenanigans!

So rude!

Oh well. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Number one in the hood, G!

(Awesome job, Santa! You absolutely made my day!)