After lurking in the shadows for over forty years, a man claiming to be the ‘Zodiac Killer’ has stepped forward to deny the fact he is Ted Cruz.

With at least seven murders to his name, the Zodiac Killer enjoyed a reign of terror in the late 60s and early 70s, taunting the police with a series of letters and cryptograms (most of which were never solved). Yet he has finally emerged, seemingly upset with the rumours spreading like wild fire that Ted Cruz is and was the Zodiac Killer.

Zodiac wrote a letter exclusively to the Daily Squat, telling us to publish extracts as we saw fit. It should be noted that we have verified the authenticity of the letter with a detective from one of the original murder cases.

Here are some of the extracts:

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I am an old man but my killings have brought me such youth […] the stars await me, of this I am certain. […] before I can rest again I must make my path clear. I have become deeply disturbed with the salacious rumors that I am that handsome politician, Ted Cruz. […] Can’t you see Ted is he, not me?

If I must, I will kill again. Will this prove I’m not Ted? What if it was Ted who was dead?

The Zodiac will be reborn.

Yours faithfully

Ted The Zodiac Killer

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The Secret Service have offered to protect Ted around the clock, an offer he has kindly refused.