So there was this one time I had a really bad trip, man. It was like the most vivid surrealist nightmare you could imagine, and the indescribably horrific images are forever burned into my memory, and will haunt me until the day I die.

And yet, none of them were as disturbing as this… this… thing. If you told me that watching it would result in the viewer’s death seven days later, I would believe you. Do not watch this if you don’t want to get nightmares.

What.

The fuck.

Did I.

Just.

WATCH?!?!