Everything was fine.

He was a bunny, and he had plenty of bunny friends. Life was good, and he was at peace.

Wasn't there something important happening?

....Oh well. He couldn't remember anyways.

But why were two of the other bunnies talking?

"Holy crap, there's this dude lying on the ground over here!"

"What?!"

These bunnies were weird...



While ?????? laid on the ground, half unconsious, two voices spoke to each other.

"...Do you think he's dead?"

"Nah, he must be prone to fainting or something. I can feel his heartbeat and he's breathing fine."

"Well, we did seem to arrive here in quite the spectacle. Speaking of which, where is here?"

"Well obviously it's 'another dimension' or an 'alien planet 'or something, and we're the 'heroes' who need to 'save the world' from a 'long-forgotten evil' and 'restore peace to everything' or whatever. Haven't you read any books?"

"......I don't think you could have used any more sarcastic quotes in that sentance if you tried."

"Thank you."

"That wasn't a compliment, you moron. What I meant is, where are we? We were just at your house, on the computer! How did we get from downloading a video game to being sucked into another world?"

"I don't know, but seriously, this thing happens in books and movies all the time. Haven't you seen Jumanji?"

"Jumanji is fiction!"

"Well I don't know about you, princess, but I can't think of any other reason why we're here besides for literal magic. I've seen this story a hundred times. We just need to go find someone who isn't passed out to help us get some sweet loot so we can save the world and get out of here!"

"I suppose there's nothing else logical to do in this situation. I've pinched myself enough times to know this isn't a dream."

"So we're going to go get some sweet loot?"

"...Fine. You can do just that. I'm just accompaning you to make sure you don't get yourself killed by extraterrestrials or whatever other abominations that may exist here."

"That's what you keep telling yourself! Race you to those purple clouds!"

"...Sweet dreams, strange, unconsious man."

Footsteps run off into the distance.



The bunny wakes up.

Not the guy dreaming he was a bunny, but an actual bunny.

That guy is irrelevant to pretty much everything that happens in this world. Even his name doesn't matter, hence the fact that I have concealed it from you.

All that you need to know is that this bunny has had a rude awakening, for he chose the wrong place to have a nap. All forest critters should know that the edge of the corruption is never safe. The corruption is pure evil. The corruption is powerful. The corruption corrupts all who touch it.

And the corruption is spreading.

The bunny is now partially inside of evil's domain. And evil is hungry for more members. Its legs are turning purple, and as the creature tries to escape from its cruel fate, it can't. It belongs to the corruption now. For a few seconds, the bunny is terrified. And after that...

It is happy to serve a new master. For all will be one under the master's power.

The Corrupt Bunny happily walks forwards, into the forest. It's new fangs are shining a deep violet, and its eyes a crimson red.

It is hungry for prey.