

The Brangelinas are trying to keep a happy face and give the Indian and international paparrazi some much-coveted shots while they’re holed up in a luxurious hotel in India while Angelina films “A Mighty Heart.” Maddox looks just thrilled to be out with them, and I’m sure the rickshaw driver appreciates all the hassle and attention.

Angelina and Brad might be superficially acting nice, but their bodyguard Mickey Brett is a cruel mofo. He was seen choking a photographer trying to get some innocent pictures. He was accused of beating the shit out of a guy who dared breach the Brangelina compound in Namibia back in April. Maddox was even said to have witnessed the beat-down. He also grabbed a female reporter around the neck at that time and threatened several others so this seems to be his MO. Brad and Angelina should have fired this asshole a long time ago. He was suspected of a murder for hire in the 90s, but was not charged because there was not enough evidence to link him with the crime.

From the looks of this video, he’s capable of murdering someone with his bare hands!



one of Pitt’s and Jolie’s bodyguards caught a British photographer trying to take their photo, grabbing the man by his neck and verbally abusing him. On Saturday, Video of the incident was broadcast on India’s CNN-IBN news channel, and the Hindustan Times newspaper identified the photographer as Sam Relph of Barcroft Media. The newspaper reported that the security guard had shouted at photographers to stop shooting the couple and moved for Relph when the photographer refused to put down his camera. “He said if I took his pictures he would kill me,” the Times quoted Relph as saying. “I couldn’t breathe. He had his fingers on my windpipe and he knew what he was doing.” Two Indian journalists also complained that they, too, had been threatened by the same security guard, who was not identified in the report.

Why haven’t they fired this creep? They’re probably afraid that he knows too much personal information about them and will go to the press. There was also a story that Brad was jealous of Mickey Brett’s fatherly protecting influence over Angelina, and since he’s worked for her for over five years there is undoubtedly a bond there.

I’ve almost soured on these two. After writing a post on Fantasy Celebrity Futures I’ve been thinking that donations are admirable and all, but it would be much better if they would give up their extremely comfortable lifestyle for a short while in order to make their charity that much more genuine? Is that too demanding and hypocritical of me while I sit behind a computer dissing them as Fergie would point out? Probably. There’s no way they could escape the paparrazi, even if they went to a remote village somewhere, as they proved by taking over an entire country and commandeering its national security force to meet their privacy needs.

Pictures from Angelina Web and taken by X17.