Tampa man’s “proof” Beck didn’t rape woman in 1990 – DEBUNKED!!

September 6, 2009

ST. PETERSBURG, FL. – “There is absolutely no way Glenn Beck raped a woman on March 14, 1990, because I was sailing with him and some friends that same day,” says local Tampa retiree Gil Stefano. He is also claiming to have a picture he took on the sailing trip to prove it.

Mr. Stefano told Unreasonably Safe Observer, “when I first heard of the allegations I thought it was a joke, not because I didn’t think Mr. Beck was capable of it, but because from that sailing trip it didn’t seem to me like Glenn even liked women. He was flirting like a little school girl with Bruce Henning the whole afternoon” said Stefano. Who added “yeah, every time I looked at him he was batting his eyelashes or blowing little kisses at Bruce.”

As badly as Beck fans want to believe Mr. Stefano’s cute little tale, don’t be fooled. Mr. Stefano is not telling the whole truth. While there is no questioning the legitimacy of his photo, the date he is claiming to have taken the photo is clearly erroneous.

Apparently the same photo was originally published in 1985 by Annandale Advocate. The photo was part of a feature article which profiled Annandale local Bruce Henning’s love of sailing and men in the paper’s then gay friendly section, Backdoor Pages.

It seems Mr. Stefano was part of a clever cover up set up by Beck’s camp to debunk the recent rape rumors swirling around the Fox News show host. By now many of you are surely asking yourselves why Glenn Beck would try to create an alibi which reveals his gay past. The only plausible answer is that it was supposed to be a diversion, a common Beck tactic. Clearly Beck hoped to divert attention away from the rumors that he raped a woman in 1990 by creating the rumor that he used to be gay.

In the end what Beck actually accomplished was to prove that he used to be gay in 1985, while simultaneously create even more suspicion in the minds of those who ask if maybe he raped a woman in 1990.

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