Dearest Frenchies,

You lost a priest today because of Islamic terrorism. Yes, I wrote "Islamic terrorism" without fear. Because what happened in Normandy was terrorizing. A priest was beheaded with a knife. Is there anything more evil, more gruesome or barbaric in this world? Well, apart from abortion. And it happened in a place of Godly worship. This is what we're up against. I fear if we do not confront the true evil of our times, an evil our political classes would rather we not see, if we hide it behind pretty words with political buzz, we'll lose everything which we find most worthy of our love and admiration.

You are France: nation of culture, fine cuisine, art, and stereotypical snobbery (of which I'll be shamelessly referencing throughout this post, mocking out of affinity). Your nation used to be one of boundless pride. Now, rather than buttering your croissants and looking down your uncharacteristically large noses at the rest of the world (as you did with great aplomb), you've decided to trade in the berets for burkas. After so many centuries of France being the epicenter of all things fine, you threw in the towel. Only for it to be picked up and used to adorn a terrorist's skull. Or used to stem the bleeding from a disobedient Islamic wife. Little harlot probably deserved it. Showing ankle and what have you.

Yes, I realize that was a bit "Islamophobic." Not sorry.

Because if anyone should be feeling sorry? It's all of you sorry sacks who have to live in France. Sorry sacks not because you're French, but because your political leaders have left you defenseless. From the pompous politicians who blindly embraced the idea of multiculturalism, all the way down to Jacques Q Public, who lives with the sharp repercussions of those lofty policies. It's quite possible everything I'm saying to you? Old news. But just in case, here are some of the stories we Americans have been following:

If you're noticing a theme here, people of France, reward yourselves with a fine Bordeaux. The problem is with Islamists who refuse to assimilate into French culture. Who are instead crushing you and your French culture like snails and wiping you off their figurative feet. Also, stop showing your feet. Harlots.

Welcome to the false promises of multiculturalism, an idea which sounds cuddly and delightful... right up until it saws off your head during Mass. Peace be with you... and with your severed head.

Wait, what's wrong with a multitude of different cultures in one country? Isn't diversity wonderful? Shouldn't we love one another, learn from each other, and celebrate unity?

Right there is your first problem, you (delightfully) ignorant buttermuffins. Multiculturalism breeds, lives and decays on the bed of emotions. Not unlike the growth cycle of mushrooms (FUN FACT: they're grown on feces, then sprayed with urea). Sure "multiculturalism" sounds so LOVING. So TOLERANT. So OPEN-MINDED. Except the actual results of multiculturalism? Well, ask the police officers who were chased out of a neighborhood by Muslims with weapons pillows. Or ask this man who had to threaten violent immigrants with his gun to get them to leave him well enough alone.

Warning, may sound super racist to the overly sensitive and largely ignorant masses which occupy the empty headspace of leftism: the problem with multiculturalism is the assumption that all cultures are worth esteeming.

Which is wrong. Some cultures are crap. Pure, unadulterated, festering piles of crap. For example, a culture that is totes fine with child brides or lightly beating disobedient wives? Crappy culture. Yes, I said it.

So France, believing in the false promises of diversity-for-diversity's sake, embraced the idiotic idea that all cultures are opalescent unicorn turds, one just needs to understand the culture to see the glimmer.

Except you Frenchmen, Frenchwomen and Franchtrans/French-your-guess-is-as-good-as-mine are the ones doing all the understanding. The Islamic immigrants? Not so much. You're bending into little German Pretzels to accommodate the Islamists' crappy culture, while the Islamists blow up yours. While blowing up your people. While blowing up all the good cheeses, even the extra stinky ones. With the attack on the priest in Normandy, the Islamists' war with Christianity is a reality you can no longer ignore. What with the real blood spilled on the altar.

Was it worth it? Was the false promise of good feelings regards "diversity" and "open-mindedness" coupled with cultural "acceptance" worth the stone age quagmire in which you find yourselves? Methinks not.

Multiculturalism is a sack of lies. There should be one culture in France: French culture. The wine, the cheese, the art, the butter, the pretentious pomposity. All of it. If someone from Syria wants to live in France, let him eat your croissants. Let him drink your wine. Let her wear Luis Vuitton, not a burka. If people want to emigrate to France, they should leave their own culture (if it was so great, why are they leaving it anyway?) and embrace yours.

No, that's not racism. That's a melting pot. The idea of multi-ethnicity under one common banner. THAT is what you should be striving for. While dodging bullets from Islamists who got a hold of weapons your politicians would rather you not have. But that's a subject for another time...

Vive la France!

Written by Courtney Kirchoff