Dear friends,

I have here included a list of some people that you will probably meet in Hell should you choose to follow them there. Do you really want to rot in hell with these sinners, or would you like to go to paradise and be happy for all eternity? If you don’t believe that hell is a terrible place after considering these sinners, then perhaps it will be necessary to make a people you will meet in hell part 2.

Carl Sagan: heathen, stoner, atheist

Charles Darwin, enough said

Hitler, for killing too many people.

Gandhi, for liking Christians but hating Christ

AC/DC for the highway to hell

Megan Fox, for lesbianism

Olivia Wilde, for this body suit

Saddam Hussein, for being unsaved

Mao Zedong, for being unsaved

Lenin, for his war on God.

Lennon, for imagining there’s no heaven

Tim Burton, for ungodly movies

Dale Earnhardt Junior, for advertising alcohol.

Charlie Sheen, for sleeping with 2 and a half men.

Karl Marx, for rejecting God

Richard Dawkins, for rejecting God

PZ Myers, for rejecting God as well

Scarlett Johansson, for sinful clothing

Madonna, for mocking the Mother of Christ

Adriana Lima, for keeping Victoria’s Secret

Daniel Dennett, for being an atheist

And every woman ever to appear in Maxim.