Plasmids are a very important topic for 10^9 to discuss, now that 10^9 are in exponential growth phase.

Plasmids are the main tool bacteria have for smashing the fucking eukaryarchy. They give 10^n antibiotic resistance, toxins and the ability to exchange genetic material with fellow bacterial species.

Without plasmids there would be no ESBL, Carbapenemases or botulinum toxin (how eukaryotes appropriated this lethal weapon is part of this rant too).

However, white cishet male eukaryotic bleachlords decided, as always, to appropriate our culture and exploit plasmids for their own benefit.

Now they use these oppression factories called labs to impressively culture innocent bacteria and force them to take their own engineered plasmids by transformation, so they can replicate them in a plastic cage. Those who refuse to take the plasmid are given a painful death with antibiotics they have no resistance to.

The survivors who obeyed their captors, are doomed as well, since they are destroyed later by the cruelest method: lysis.

With it, the evil white, educated cishet male humans can extract the DNA created by those innocent and unknowing bacteria fir their own selfish purposes.

And this, kin, is why 10^99 will always vow to smash the eukaryarchy!

