Thank you Squiddo

Thank you for that one and twelve game earlier,

they won, we lost, but I guess it doesn’t matter.

Thank you for playing rapid blaster when everyone else was playing Octoshot,

or 96 gal, or E-liter, or absolutely anything but the rapid blaster.

Thank you for never using your special,

except when three people were on the tower and a suction bomb pushed you all into the water.

Thank you for having 2 defense up mains, 9 defense up subs, and ninja squid,

I swear that 56 gal never saw you, and when they did they clearly didn’t splat you, five times.

Thank you for CMON CMON CMON when you were inking their spawn,

and they were riding the tower towards our base.

Thank you for celebrating when you killed their Jr.,

you were full of squidbags and Booyahs, but their sniper was full of pointing her laser at your face.

Thank you for blaming me for the -5,

hope you enjoy the derank.