Oh, Peach Salinger. What would You be without, well, you?

Despite her annoyingly weird name, her money and her vanity, Peach Salinger turned out to be one of the most interesting characters on the Lifetime-turned-Netflix series, You. She was the classic definition of "there's more than meets the eye," and boy, was there a lot more. Yeah, she was a little crazy, but aren't we all? All she wanted to do was look out for her best friend, and personally, I find that admirable.

Peach sniffed Joe out before anyone else even had a clue about his insane stalker tendencies, which further proves that she did NOT deserve to end up the way she did (if you know, you know). Therefore, I am documenting every time she was right about Joe in order to seek justice for Peach.

1. Literally the first second she met him.

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Peach was getting bad juju from Joe right off the bat. Some might argue that her passive aggressive decision to repeatedly call Joe "Joseph" despite his correction was a case of jealousy, but I argue it was a test. She wanted to see if he was an easy-going, chill guy, and he FAILED.

2. When she thought it was hella suspicious that Joe just ~happened~ to be there to save Beck.

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Who TF hangs out in Greenpoint when they live in Manhattan? That's the question Peach was asking herself when she heard that Joe saved Beck from getting hit by a train. She thought it was weird that Joe just happened to be at that subway station at that exact moment, and she def let him know.

3. When she noticed Joe stole her book.

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Peach's book collection is huge, and she herself admitted that she's barely read anything in her library. But ever-astute, she noticed that her copy of Ozma of Oz was missing...you know, the one Joe was looking at days before at her party.

4. When she told Beck to ghost him.

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After Joe, uh, reached his peak a little (okay, a lot) too early during his first time with Beck, Peach knew the bookstore owner was NOT worth the trouble. "Becks, love yourself. Ghost him already," she told her BFF. But alas, poor Becks didn't listen.

5. When she knew Joe was with Beck at the "writing retreat."

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After realizing that her book was stolen, Peach decided to make a little trip to Joe's bookshop to see if he had taken it. But when Ethan told her that Joe was "out of town," she knew immediately that Joe was with Beck—even before Beck did. That's some next-level intuition.

6. When she predicted Beck and Joe wouldn't last.

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Joe and Beck's second attempt at sex went way better than the first, so naturally, Beck immediately texted her besties to tell them all about how mind-blowing it was. While her other friends were happy for her, Peach decided to be shady and say, "Enjoy it while it lasts." She knew that Beck and Joe would go south eventually...she just didn't know how yet.

7. When she called Joe out for stealing her laptop.

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Peach was not having it anymore. She let Joe's book thievery go, but her laptop? Oh hell no. She showed up at his apartment irate and accused Joe of stealing it. Of course, he denied it and planned ahead to make her look stupid, but Peach knew better. She KNEW. And she was NOT gonna let it go this time.

8. When she straight up told Joe she was onto him.

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After Joe literally hit Peach in the head with a brick, she miraculously recovered and was resting at her apartment. But when Joe showed up to "offer his sympathies," Peach wasted no time telling him that she was on to him. She further explained that he was the one who warned her about her stalker, which put Joe at ease for a moment. But the look she gave him afterward...was a look meant to put the fear of God straight into him:

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As if this scene weren't amazing enough, she then uttered perhaps the most iconic sentence of the season:

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Me too, Peach. Me too.

9. When she finally discovered Joe's secret.

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"I knew something was off about you, and I was right." Indeed you were, Peach. Once Peach found Joe lurking in her house, sh*t really hit the fan. She started putting the pieces together, and things got crazy pretty quick. I won't spoil the ending of their scuffle, but what I will say, with all of the digital gusto I can muster, is: JUSTICE FOR PEACH!!!

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

Amanda Lundgren I’m Amanda, and I’m Cosmopolitan’s Editorial Fellow/Timothée Chalamet’s number one fan.

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