Dragons versus Fairies

Dragons Representative: Snoop Jaws

Residence: Lonelyness' basement

Rhyme Style: Outrageous

Side Hustle: Orthodontist Fairies Representative: The Notorious W.I.G.

Residence: 10-year-old's fishbowl

Rhyme Style: Playin' Rough

Side Hustle: Sharpie Shareholder

WARNING: BARS ARE BEING DROPPED

Why are we bothering with pussies like these?

Here, hold my beer, I got children to please

Y'all think you're hotshit with breakthrough immunities?

We're muthafuckin' dragons nigga, not moronic fairies

My crew will rip you apart, the mere sight of us will shatter yo knees

We'll crush you into pixie dust, a new scent for Febreeze

Look at yourself ya fat bitch, do ya live at McD's?

I wouldn't be surprised if ya carried heart disease. Here, lemme help ya break the ground with my Earthquake

Fire Blast from my boy Salamence, looks like we're having steak

"Hey, I can block your Outrage!" man, gimme a break

Superpower that ho, smash you into a glittered pound cake

Actually, anyone want a Powerpuff milkshake?

Bitch wake up, shall I Double Slap to keep you awake?

Listen closely 'cause I wouldn't want to give you a headache

Just admit that y'all niggas are a mistake.

Only mistake that we niggas take

Was for whoopin' yo ass six gens too late

The hell is a Goomy? Looks like what yo momma would make

When I created in her V a la V-Create

You kids are a joke like Elite Four Drake

Outrage all ya want little Tyrunt, cause we're first-rate

My Jiggly P. Fraxures yo ass like it was cake

'Cause we Moonblast DBZ-style servin' even Saiyans on a plate. You can try boosting all ya want via Dragon Dance

Rockin' three Dragonites 'cause you're Champion Lance

We'll still be sleepin', dreamin', perchance

Cause my rap's Shakespeare and yours is overplayed trance

We're the kings of Kalos aka France

My Gardevoir's so sick it'll make ya drop yo pants

So you better go back to Gen 3 with yo Game Boy Advance

Though not even Rayquaza can give ya boys a fighting chance.

"Thou art as fat as butter," is that what ya desire?

It's hard to handle my raps 'cause they're like barbed wire

Keep huffin' and puffin', ya sound like a kindergarten choir

I'll roast you marshmallows like supa hot fire

Sike that's the wrong numba, you'd best just retire

We still gon' Dragon Dance all up in yo Honey Boo Boo attire

Quit being so Unaware like the dumbfounded Quagsire

We can't wait to wreak the havoc we always did prior. I mean, Bagon bagged yo momma last night

Tore her up with that Chain Chomp bite

Our own children won't go without a fight

Tell Cosmo and Wanda they need a desperate rewrite

Lemme just give ya some insight and tell you outright

We infest every tier, we don't end with Black and White

Check yo mail 'cause Stephanie Meyer sent you an invite

Looks like you're featured in the next fuckin' Twilight.

Too bad we're breaking dragons like we're Breaking Dawn

If you fought us in a tournament all you'd do is john

I'll salt yo Goodra more than UU Open specs with a hard on

'Cept I'm not bitchin' cause I'm Togekiss and you're Bagon

I'll paraflinch my way to victory cause we're the champs of Pokémon

Doesn't matter if you're rockin' Flygon, Shelgon, Dra-GONE

Charm and Baby-Doll Eyes swag 'cause looks over brawn

Though I could Jorgen von Strangle yo crew and eat ya like prawns. Fairy god parents 'cause I'm Timmy Turner bitch

I wish this game had a Specs Meteor switch

Luckily my crew's rockin' the most desired niche

Since you're as overworn as Abercrombie and Fitch

Garchomp, Salamence, doesn't matter which

Most fearsome Pokémon in the game? That's rich

All they're good for is making us a sandwich

And Dragon Clawing my balls 'cause I got a lil' jock itch.

Goomy pls, I'll serve you a sandwich in the form of my fist

Yo possy is as annoying as Liepard with Assist

We'll megavolve in yo face son, we're impossible to resist

Old faces joining from their much-needed face lift

Ampharos and Charizard now rockin' the best type to exist

Nigga, your ignorance is gettin' me pissed

'Cause ya might think your presence was a long awaited gift

But laugh at us dragons and we'll fuck you up with a twist. Boy, your fairy tales have been quite the tell

We're still the Captain Hook to your pathetic Tinkerbell

Is it not the Neverland region in which you dwell?

Y'all keep rolling in the deep like the aching Adele

Man you kiddies are more fake than Papa Noel

Ho ho ho muthafuckas, y'all our next clientele

Allow me to finish off with this last farewell

Look out niggas, yo lives will be a living hell.