I'd like to preface this by saying that this is my 4th HR run, and my fastest run to date. It is my first 4 dayer and first sub 1000 turn run. I am hoping to continue pumping runs out like this if real life allows! :) Also, I aim to play my turns as fast as possible due to time constraints so you're going to see a bunch of silly things like getting beaten-up just due to inattention. Have mercy, and I hope I win the below 25 perms category.

=== DAY 1 ===

[1-220] Day 1 turns

[#] (none)

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)---Rainy Day and Rain Man

[#] ??? (choice from lightning milk)---Lightning Strike

[1-6] The Haunted Pantry

[1] an undead elbow macaroni-- I start my runs off with a bang.

Beaten up.

[3] a possessed can of tomatoes

Leveled to 2!

[7-15] The Spooky Forest

[8] a warwelf

Leveled to 3!

[16-22] The Typical Tavern Cellar

[#] a drunken rat

Leveled to 4!

[#] Used 3x grim fairy tale [21 adventures gained]

[23-27] Guano Junction

[23] a doughbat

Beaten up.

[27] a baseball bat

Leveled to 5!

[28-29] The Sleazy Back Alley

[30-40] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob

[41-56] Cobb's Knob Harem

[50] a Knob Goblin Madam

Leveled to 6!

[54] a Knob Goblin Harem Guard -- Spent a lot of time looking for Harem outfit+perfume.

Beaten up.

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [36 adventures gained]

[57-65] The Dark Neck of the Woods

[66-76] The Dark Heart of the Woods

[75] It's The Only Way To Be Sure

Semirare!-----I also don't eat fortune cookies....ever. LOL

[77-92] The Dark Elbow of the Woods

[89] Rainy Fax Dreams on your Wedding Day (fought a writing desk)---I tend to use my rain man and reanimator on these day one.

Winked at reanimator!

[91] a gourmet gourami

Leveled to 7!

[#] Drank Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [12 adventures gained]

[#] Drank Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [14 adventures gained]

[93-95] Cobb's Knob Kitchens

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [36 adventures gained]

[#] Ate snow crab [6 adventures gained]

[#] Drank Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [13 adventures gained]

[96] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob

[96] Lunchboxing---This is was the result of an optimal dog.

Semirare!

[#] Ate Knob pasty [5 adventures gained]

[97-102] Infernal Rackets Backstage

[103-125] The Laugh Floor

[120] a CH Imp

Beaten up.---:DD

[124] a BL Imp

Beaten up.---:DDDDD

[126-141] Infernal Rackets Backstage

[129] a suckubus

Beaten up.----:DDDDDD

[130] an aquaconda

Beaten up.- Now this hurt.

[131] an inkubus

Beaten up.-----:DDDD

[#] Drank blended frozen swill [14 adventures gained]

[#] Drank thermos full of Knob coffee [7 adventures gained]

[142-160] The Defiled Nook

[143] a writing desk

Leveled to 8!

[145] a toothy sklelton

Beaten up.

[148] a toothy sklelton

Beaten up.

[161-171] The Defiled Alcove

[#] ??? (choice from thunder thigh)- Thunder clap I believe.

[172-179] The Defiled Cranny

[180-193] The Defiled Niche

[#] Used chest of the Bonerdagon

Leveled to 9!

[194-202] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency-- Got my planks.

[203-213] Guano Junction

[#] ??? (choice from thunder thigh)

[#] Drank cream stout [2 adventures gained]

[214-219] The Boss Bat's Lair-Killed the boss bat here.

[220] Cobb's Knob Harem-- I'm still trying for that dang perfume.

[#] Drank a little sump'm sump'm [15 adventures gained]

Overall, I'm proud of Liver+Crypt done on day one. /HC said thats on pace for a 3 dayer but I couldn't manage that. As far as the Friars go, I have 600 karma saved up to go and perm a bunch of combat modifiers as the only ones I have are from the VIP lounge and my garden. Next run's goal is 0 beaten-ups ahahaha.

=== DAY 2 ===

[221-540] Day 2 turns

[221-222] Cobb's Knob Harem

[223-234] Itznotyerzitz Mine

[235-248] Itznotyerzitz Mine (in Disguise)- Thought I had enough clovers but I didn't so I had to do the hard way.

[249-256] The Goatlet

[#] Drank blended frozen swill [17 adventures gained]

[#] Drank 2x Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [26 adventures gained]

[257-262] The Mist-Shrouded Icy Peak

[260] Gurgle-- I remember only having like 20 hp, no idea what I was doing.

Beaten up.

[263-273] The Obligatory Pirate's Cove

[274-293] Barrrney's Barrr

[284] a tetchy pirate

Beaten up.

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)-- +Meat for nuns.

[294-311] The F'c'le

[297] a clingy pirate

Beaten up.

[302] a cleanly pirate

Leveled to 10!

[306] a crusty pirate

Beaten up.

[312-314] The Beanbat Chamber- Enchanted Bean got washed away!

[315-322] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship-- Seriously my least favorite zone in the game, followed up by the peaks.

[#] Used 3x grim fairy tale [21 adventures gained]

[#] A Maze of Sewer Tunnels

[#] ??? (choice from thunder thigh)-- +Depth skill.

[329-348] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship

[349-354] Cobb's Knob Kitchens

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [42 adventures gained]

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [43 adventures gained]

[355-365] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)

[355] a Fitness Giant

Beaten up.

[362] a Neckbeard Giant

Beaten up.

[366-377] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)--- Elemental resistance passive is actually pretty nice.

[378-410] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)

[393] a Steampunk Giant

Leveled to 11!

[#] Drank 6x astral pilsner [72 adventures gained]---- PRETTY DOPE. I'm aware AEDs are better but...I don't care.

[#] Drank Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [12 adventures gained]

[#] Drank cream stout [5 adventures gained]

[407] a Steampunk Giant

Beaten up.

[411-416] The Haunted Gallery

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)-- +Item choice.

[417-428] The Haunted Bedroom

[429-438] The Haunted Bathroom

[439-441] The Haunted Ballroom

[442-450] The Spooky Forest

[451] The Hidden Temple

[452-467] The Black Forest

[468-470] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency--- MacGuffin.

[471-488] The Hidden Temple

[481] Such Great Depths (fought a clan of cave bars)--- I actually have no idea what these are for but they kicked my ass.

Beaten up.

[482] Rainy Fax Dreams on your Wedding Day (fought a lobsterfrogman)

Winked at reanimator!

[489-495] The Hidden Park-- The machete+ banish janitors both came up here.

[496] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)

[497] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)

[498] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)

[499-501] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)

[502-510] The Hidden Apartment Building

[511-515] The Daily Dungeon

[516-523] The Hidden Hospital

[519] a lobsterfrogman--- this is actually hilarious. Still ended up getting the barrels.

Beaten up.

[524-534] The Hidden Bowling Alley

[535-540] The Hidden Office Building

[#] Drank Fog Murderer [22 adventures gained]-- I had skimmed a book of matches day one... So I got this unlock for free.

Day 2 could've been a lot better, I really need those combat modifiers for the Airship. I'm still happy I even started MacGuffin day 2.... MacGuffin could be sped up tremendously though. I think I spent some 300 turns on it :X

=== DAY 3 ===

[541-761] Day 3 turns

[541-549] The Hidden Office Building

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)--- No idea what I got here.

[547] a pygmy witch accountant

Leveled to 12!

[#] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)

[#] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)

[#] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)

[#] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)

[550] A Massive Ziggurat

[551-556] Cobb's Knob Kitchens--- Not sure what was happening here.

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [41 adventures gained]

[#] Ate spaghetti with Skullheads [43 adventures gained]

[#] Drank 3x Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [38 adventures gained]

[#] Drank blended frozen swill [16 adventures gained]

[557-559] The Haunted Ballroom

[560-571] The Haunted Wine Cellar

[#] Used 3x grim fairy tale [28 adventures gained]

[572-587] The Haunted Laundry Room

[588-590] The Haunted Boiler Room

[591-595] The F'c'le

[596-602] The Poop Deck--- I rain man'd two gaudy pirates somewhere here.

[603-615] Inside the Palindome

[610] Bob Racecar

Beaten up.

[#] ??? (complicated turn)

Beaten up.

[616-624] Whitey's Grove

[625-627] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

[628] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

[629-645] The Oasis

[646-649] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

[650-652] The Oasis-- I was looking for stone rose+ drum machine around here, I had skimmed a drum machine w/o my knowledge though!

[653-655] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

[656-657] The Oasis

[658-662] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

[663] The Oasis

[664-668] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

[669] The Oasis

[670-671] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert

[672-677] The Upper Chamber

[#] ??? (choice from thunder thigh)-- Underwear I believe.

[678-703] The Middle Chamber

[704-708] The Orcish Frat House

[709-712] The Hippy Camp

[713-716] The Orcish Frat House

[717-719] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)- Looking for chaos butterfly.

[720-722] The Daily Dungeon- Cubeling is really badass..

[723-726] The Smut Orc Logging Camp

[727-733] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)---- got it.

[734-744] McMillicancuddy's Barn

[745-749] McMillicancuddy's Pond

[750-754] McMillicancuddy's Back 40

[755-761] McMillicancuddy's Other Back 40- Farm done here.

[757] a greasy duck

Leveled to 13!

[#] Drank a little sump'm sump'm [15 adventures gained]

[#] Drank slip 'n' slide [14 adventures gained]

[#] Drank ice-cold Willer [2 adventures gained]

[#] Drank Fog Murderer [22 adventures gained]

I ended up banking 40ish turns here due to lack of time and lack of frost flower. The Middle chamber went crazily good though. Got like 6 ratchets back to back.. Probably fastest I've ever done it.

=== DAY 4 ===

[762-961] Day 4 turns

[#] McMillicancuddy's Other Back 40

[762-767] Cobb's Knob Kitchens

[#] Ate 2x gnocchetti di Nietzsche [79 adventures gained]

[#] Ate Sogg-Os [6 adventures gained]

[#] Drank 3x bottle of laundry sherry [29 adventures gained]

[#] Drank 3x Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [40 adventures gained]

[768-776] The Themthar Hills--- Running 450% meat at this point+ The rain skill.

[777] The Hatching Chamber

[778-779] The Feeding Chamber

[780] The Royal Guard Chamber

[781-782] The Feeding Chamber-- I backtracked just due to inattention here :P

[783-784] The Royal Guard Chamber

[785] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber

[786-805] The Battlefield (Hippy Uniform)

[806-807] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it

[808-809] Over Where the Old Tires Are

[810] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator

[811-812] Out by that Rusted-Out Car---- This quest goes awesomely fast with AMC ice housed now. Great tip from my clan.

[813-838] The Battlefield (Hippy Uniform)- I believe I hopped on mafia for this part. I also used my frost flower up w/o using it for lvl 9 quest :P

[839] The Daily Dungeon--- Got my third token here.

[840-850] A-Boo Peak--- Got 3 A-boo's clues to 30% with like 15+ cold and spooky resistance from various sources.

[850] Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge (choice from rusty hedge trimmers)

[851-860] Oil Peak--- Switched between 50 ml and 100ml on the last turn because I forgot about cartels... Again I'm stupid.

[861-871] Twin Peak

[862] Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge (choice from rusty hedge trimmers)

[872-892] South of the Border--- This was my biggest mess up all run. I forgot you could clover gum, and spent way too many turns getting it before I remembered.

[893] The Hidden Apartment Building

[#] A Massive Ziggurat

[894] Infernal Rackets Backstage

[895] The Haunted Pantry

[896] Cobb's Knob Treasury

[897] Guano Junction

[898] A-Boo Peak

[#] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)

[899] The Haunted Boiler Room

[900] The Hidden Apartment Building

[901] The Hippy Camp

[902] Guano Junction---- This is what teleporitis does to fools w/o SGEEA :)

[903-924] 8-Bit Realm

[925-945] The Hole in the Sky

[946-950] The Sorceress' Courtyard

[951-957] The Sorceress' Tower-- Had everything here, used dumb mud on shore guy.

[958-961] The Sorceress' Chamber

=== SUMMARY: Interesting turns ===

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)

[#] ??? (choice from lightning milk)

[1] Beaten up. an undead elbow macaroni

[3] Leveled to 2! a possessed can of tomatoes

[8] Leveled to 3! a warwelf

[#] Leveled to 4! a drunken rat

[#] Used 3x grim fairy tale [21 adventures gained]

[23] Beaten up. a doughbat

[27] Leveled to 5! a baseball bat

[50] Leveled to 6! a Knob Goblin Madam

[54] Beaten up. a Knob Goblin Harem Guard

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [36 adventures gained]

[75] Semirare! It's The Only Way To Be Sure

[89] Winked at reanimator! Rainy Fax Dreams on your Wedding Day (fought a writing desk)

[91] Leveled to 7! a gourmet gourami

[#] Drank Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [12 adventures gained]

[#] Drank Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [14 adventures gained]

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [36 adventures gained]

[#] Ate snow crab [6 adventures gained]

[#] Drank Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [13 adventures gained]

[96] Semirare! Lunchboxing

[#] Ate Knob pasty [5 adventures gained]

[120] Beaten up. a CH Imp

[124] Beaten up. a BL Imp

[129] Beaten up. a suckubus

[130] Beaten up. an aquaconda

[131] Beaten up. an inkubus

[#] Drank blended frozen swill [14 adventures gained]

[#] Drank thermos full of Knob coffee [7 adventures gained]

[143] Leveled to 8! a writing desk

[145] Beaten up. a toothy sklelton

[148] Beaten up. a toothy sklelton

[#] ??? (choice from thunder thigh)

[#] Leveled to 9! Used chest of the Bonerdagon

[#] ??? (choice from thunder thigh)

[#] Drank cream stout [2 adventures gained]

[#] Drank a little sump'm sump'm [15 adventures gained]

[#] Drank blended frozen swill [17 adventures gained]

[#] Drank 2x Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [26 adventures gained]

[260] Beaten up. Gurgle

[284] Beaten up. a tetchy pirate

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)

[297] Beaten up. a clingy pirate

[302] Leveled to 10! a cleanly pirate

[306] Beaten up. a crusty pirate

[#] Used 3x grim fairy tale [21 adventures gained]

[#] ??? (choice from thunder thigh)

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [42 adventures gained]

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [43 adventures gained]

[355] Beaten up. a Fitness Giant

[362] Beaten up. a Neckbeard Giant

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)

[393] Leveled to 11! a Steampunk Giant

[#] Drank 6x astral pilsner [72 adventures gained]

[#] Drank Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [12 adventures gained]

[#] Drank cream stout [5 adventures gained]

[407] Beaten up. a Steampunk Giant

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)

[481] Beaten up. Such Great Depths (fought a clan of cave bars)

[482] Winked at reanimator! Rainy Fax Dreams on your Wedding Day (fought a lobsterfrogman)

[519] Beaten up. a lobsterfrogman

[#] Drank Fog Murderer [22 adventures gained]

[#] ??? (choice from aquaconda brain)

[547] Leveled to 12! a pygmy witch accountant

[#] Ate gnocchetti di Nietzsche [41 adventures gained]

[#] Ate spaghetti with Skullheads [43 adventures gained]

[#] Drank 3x Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [38 adventures gained]

[#] Drank blended frozen swill [16 adventures gained]

[#] Used 3x grim fairy tale [28 adventures gained]

[610] Beaten up. Bob Racecar

[#] Beaten up. ???

[#] ??? (choice from thunder thigh)

[757] Leveled to 13! a greasy duck

[#] Drank a little sump'm sump'm [15 adventures gained]

[#] Drank slip 'n' slide [14 adventures gained]

[#] Drank ice-cold Willer [2 adventures gained]

[#] Drank Fog Murderer [22 adventures gained]

[#] Ate 2x gnocchetti di Nietzsche [79 adventures gained]

[#] Ate Sogg-Os [6 adventures gained]

[#] Drank 3x bottle of laundry sherry [29 adventures gained]

[#] Drank 3x Paint A Vulgar Pitcher [40 adventures gained]

[850] Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge (choice from rusty hedge trimmers)

[862] Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge (choice from rusty hedge trimmers)

=== SUMMARY: Quest details ===

Level 11 macguffin: 344 turns THIS NEEDS TO DROP A LOT

Hidden City: 96 turns

Hidden City unlock: 37 turns

The Hidden Temple [19 turns]

The Spooky Forest [18 turns]

The Hidden Office Building [15 turns]

The Hidden Apartment Building [11 turns]

The Hidden Bowling Alley [11 turns]

The Hidden Hospital [8 turns]

The Hidden Park [7 turns]

An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast) [3 turns]

A Massive Ziggurat [1 turn]

An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast) [1 turn]

An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest) [1 turn]

An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest) [1 turn]

Pyramid: 76 turns

The Middle Chamber [26 turns]

The Oasis [24 turns]

The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert [20 turns]

The Upper Chamber [6 turns]

Spookyraven: 73 turns

Upstairs: 34 turns

The Haunted Bedroom [12 turns]

The Haunted Bathroom [10 turns]

The Haunted Ballroom [6 turns]

The Haunted Gallery [6 turns]

Cellar: 32 turns

The Haunted Laundry Room [16 turns]

The Haunted Wine Cellar [12 turns]

The Haunted Boiler Room [4 turns]

Manor: 7 turns

The Haunted Pantry [7 turns]

Pirates: 61 turns

The F'c'le [23 turns]

Barrrney's Barrr [20 turns]

The Obligatory Pirate's Cove [11 turns]

The Poop Deck [7 turns]

Palindome: 22 turns

Inside the Palindome [13 turns]

Whitey's Grove [9 turns]

The Black Forest [16 turns]

Other: 101 turns

The Battlefield (Hippy Uniform) [46 turns]

The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency [15 turns]

McMillicancuddy's Barn [11 turns]

The Themthar Hills [9 turns]

McMillicancuddy's Other Back 40 [7 turns]

McMillicancuddy's Back 40 [5 turns]

McMillicancuddy's Pond [5 turns]

The Sleazy Back Alley [2 turns]

Cobb's Knob Treasury [1 turn]

Level 10 castle: 94 turns

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) [33 turns]

The Penultimate Fantasy Airship [28 turns]

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) [22 turns]

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) [11 turns]

Level 13 lair: 89 turns

Lair keys: 52 turns

8-Bit Realm [22 turns]

The Hole in the Sky [21 turns]

The Daily Dungeon [9 turns]

South of the Border [21 turns]

The Sorceress' Tower [7 turns]

The Sorceress' Courtyard [5 turns]

The Sorceress' Chamber [4 turns]

Level 5 goblin king: 52 turns

Cobb's Knob Kitchens [21 turns]

Cobb's Knob Harem [19 turns]

The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob [12 turns]

Level 7 crypt: 52 turns

The Defiled Nook [19 turns]

The Defiled Niche [14 turns]

The Defiled Alcove [11 turns]

The Defiled Cranny [8 turns]

Steel organ: 46 turns

Infernal Rackets Backstage [23 turns]

The Laugh Floor [23 turns]

Level 8 trapper: 40 turns

Itznotyerzitz Mine (in Disguise) [14 turns]

Itznotyerzitz Mine [12 turns]

The Goatlet [8 turns]

The Mist-Shrouded Icy Peak [6 turns]

Level 9 highland: 37 turns

A-Boo Peak [12 turns]

Twin Peak [11 turns]

Oil Peak [10 turns]

The Smut Orc Logging Camp [4 turns]

Level 6 friars: 36 turns

The Dark Elbow of the Woods [16 turns]

The Dark Heart of the Woods [11 turns]

The Dark Neck of the Woods [9 turns]

Level 12 war: 30 turns

Filthworms: 9 turns

The Feeding Chamber [4 turns]

The Royal Guard Chamber [3 turns]

The Filthworm Queen's Chamber [1 turn]

The Hatching Chamber [1 turn]

The Orcish Frat House [9 turns]

Gremlins: 7 turns

Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it [2 turns]

Out by that Rusted-Out Car [2 turns]

Over Where the Old Tires Are [2 turns]

Near an Abandoned Refrigerator [1 turn]

The Hippy Camp [5 turns]

Level 4 bat hole: 27 turns

Guano Junction [18 turns]

The Boss Bat's Lair [6 turns]

The Beanbat Chamber [3 turns]

Level 3 tavern: 7 turns