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The Finckenstein Who Stole The Internet

Then the Canadians, young and old, would sit down to download. Or so I've been told.

And they'd download! And they'd download!

And they'd DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD!

They would start on free YouTube, and next move to Netflix, a cheap rental beast.

Which was something the Finckenstein couldn't stand in the least!

And THEN

They'd do something he liked least of all!

Every Canadian down in Canada, the tall and the small,

Would figure together, or sometimes alone, the Internet is an alternative to cable, satellite and yes, even phone!

They'd stop using their expensive Bell services. And the Canadians would start ditching and switching all month through!

They'd switch! And they'd switch!

AND they'd SWITCH! SWITCH! SWITCH! SWITCH!

And the more the Finckenstein thought of the Canadian-Internet-Switch

The more the Finckenstein thought, "I must stop this whole thing!

"Why for ten years I've put up with it now!

I MUST stop the Internet from being!

...But HOW?"

Then he got an idea!

An awful idea!

THE FINCKENSTEIN

GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The Finckenstein Laughed in his throat.



...Rubbing stamp Usage Based Billing!! It will make quite a killing!

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Not quite Photoshopping him, but I wrote this up on the Teksavvy forum along with a side by side comparison of the Grinch. May as well share it here. ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.Then the Canadians, young and old, would sit down to download. Or so I've been told.And they'd download! And they'd download!And they'd DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD!They would start on free YouTube, and next move to Netflix, a cheap rental beast.Which was something the Finckenstein couldn't stand in the least!And THENThey'd do something he liked least of all!Every Canadian down in Canada, the tall and the small,Would figure together, or sometimes alone, the Internet is an alternative to cable, satellite and yes, even phone!They'd stop using their expensive Bell services. And the Canadians would start ditching and switching all month through!They'd switch! And they'd switch!AND they'd SWITCH! SWITCH! SWITCH! SWITCH!And the more the Finckenstein thought of the Canadian-Internet-SwitchThe more the Finckenstein thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"Why for ten years I've put up with it now!I MUST stop the Internet from being!...But HOW?"Then he got an idea!An awful idea!THE FINCKENSTEINGOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!"I know just what to do!" The Finckenstein Laughed in his throat....Rubbing stamp Usage Based Billing!! It will make quite a killing!,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.Not quite Photoshopping him, but I wrote this up on the Teksavvy forum along with a side by side comparison of the Grinch.May as well share it here.