Spilled Milk

A voicemail sent by one Chaz Ambrose (Ambrose Restaurants) to an unknown party about a partnership with Moosphere, Incorporated:

Andy! Hey mate, it's Chaz! So, I got the MC&D shareholders together for one final board meeting, right? And some were, well, still a tad skeptical of the whole thing. I'm telling you: I haven't had that much difficulty giving a pitch since cookery school, heh heh! I got a hold of a few Oneiric representatives who, luckily, were more than willing to spin their dreams into day for us. They'll be able to ease along our partnership with those secretive Moo… Those moo fellows. Can't recall their name, sorry! We've been working on the insurance angle — can't seem to get that sorted out yet, sadly — but I'm telling you, we'll have this all set up within six, maybe twelve weeks, by the latest! Andy? 2025's our bloody year! That's right — Ambrose is setting up shop in the Mindscapes, baby!







Six, maybe twelve weeks later. Soft opening for Ambrose Mindscape:

AMBROSE MINDSCAPE ~in partnership with~ Moosphere, Inc.



For more than [UNKNOWN] long Ages, Moosphere, Incorporated has been a forerunner in surrealistic dairy artisanship; a feast for more than 30 BILLION souls and counting! By the fruits of their very spirits, our well-trained Oneiric confectioneers would like to serve you our many fresh, EGO-SHATTERING delights. Mouth-watering cuisine is hard-coded in their DNA — we're sure of it! Feed your chakric affirmations, O vaccimulgent one! For your benefit, Ambrose Restaurant has selected 100 lucky folks from the Free Ports catchment area to come and feast! JOIN US! Please note: The True Name listed on your Library Card is required to enter.

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Ighruithrh'dhren

⁂many-ꙮd-gf





ever since i went to #ambrosemindscape , i've been hallucinating so. many. worlds. ugh, i've not had a panpsychismic migraine this bad in epochs, it's unbelievable. thanks for appropriating eldritch culture, fleshbag. #whowon? #whosecultureisnext? #youdecide

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11:25 AM · 12 March 2025









The Cosmic Fish

⁂virtuallight





I've taken Ways to Ambrose Restaurants many times in the past. You guys have access to some of the finest cuisine the paranormal market has to offer. And you've always been very accessible to my needs, even in my current form. But this time, did you guys even do your research? Dude, you partnered with MOOSPHERE? Do you even know what these guys DO TO SAPIENTS? You eat their dairy products and they suck your mind THROUGH A NON-BIODEGRADABLE STRAW! #ambrosemindscape

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12:01 PM · 12 March 2025









CRAB LORD

⁂CRABLORD





🦀 CHAZ AMBROSE IS A BITCH-ASS GRIFTER 🦀 HE HUMAN-PEED IN CRAB LORD'S PARFAIT 🦀 DAMN YOU TO THE DEPTHS 🦀 #AMBROSEMINDSCAPE

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6:15 PM · 12 March 2025 · VOID FOR ONEIROI SEA









unborn chubby

⁂tinkleschubbyghost





#ambrosemindscape ohm my god help theyve taken mmy mind i can feel it theyre loading it into a dropssssship back to nightmareland holy frick someone plz hELP ME

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8:59 PM · 12 March 2025 · Void for ☒☒☒☒









Theodore Greenleaf

⁂theodoreGL





You are disrespecting the Library of Her Serpent by using Her Cards for a simple online-review parlour trick. I have reported you to the nearest Librarian. And that gimmick where you take people's minds to add back into your gestalt mass, or whatever? Not cool. Oh, and I want my money back. #ambrosemindscape #wandererslibrary

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9:41 AM · 13 March 2025 · Void for Waytech

Following a tip-off to a Foundation Site, Mobile Task Force Mu-13 ("Ghostbusters") was alerted to the nearest Mindscape nexus gate and commenced a raid at the conceptual corner of Surreptitious and Scrumptious. At the supposed location of Ambrose Mindscape, no conscious activity was detected. MTF-Mu-13 remains on stand-by.

A phone call between Chaz Ambrose and an unknown party: