What is it about having a pregnant body that signals to everyone-- from Steve in accounting to the cashier at 7-Eleven -- that it's open season on invasive lines of questioning? This card can't stop the questions (if it could, I would be retired on a tropical island) but it can send good vibes for shutting them down in a brilliant manner.

- Blank inside

- A2 size (4.25"" x 5.5"")

- Offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock

- Comes with a matching kraft envelope