"I can do so much more," stated McKenzie to The Nutmeg News on Tuesday. "I can show my chest, my head, I can show some leg if I wear a kilt, or even I can show an erotic peak of inner thigh."

While Mr McKenzie has admitted that he is tired of being known as, "That bare assed fella," he admits that the notoriety has offered him some benefits.

"I am no longer afraid to show my ass anywhere, if need be. Also some local estheticians stated that my shape and the vigor of my ass was quite nice and offered a free waxing and skin cleansing if the time comes for me to show my ass again. This will ensure that my cheeks are both luscious, pink and well moisturized."

Reportedly, Mr Mckenzie is working on a new body display that will blow everyone away for FC Edmonton's April 24th game against the Ottawa Fury.

"It's going to be amazing. Everyone will be talking about it. I can't spoil it, but it involves puppetry and.... well.... the less said the better."

The Nutmeg News will have more on Gerry McKenzie's bail fund as needed.