GRARRHGHGH ! WHOA, STEADY...THIS WAY, OTTERS ! THIS IS IT,NEW, NEW HAMPSHIRE. WE HAVE RISKED MUCHBRINGING YOU HERE, TIME CHILD. CAN IT- YOU OTTERSMAY HAVE EVOLVED TO THE POINT YOU CAN TALK,BUT I DON'T NEED LECTURES. DON'T LET THE TIME CHILDOUT OF YOUR SIGHT. HE COULD TRY TO RUN. WE HAVE A DEAL, BLAVIUS. AS LONG ASI GET WHAT I WANT, YOU HAVE NOTHINGTO WORRY ABOUT. BWOOK, BWOOK ! SOMETHING IS SPOOKINGTHE OSTRICHES. SURE, THIS ISMONARCH LAND NOW. PROBABLY JARVIS PROBESEVERYWHERE. HERE IT IS,WE HAVE ARRIVED ! HOLD ! THIS IS IT, TIME CHILD--THE OLD MUSEUM OF TECHNOLOGY. ABANDONED LONG AGO. LET'S GET WHATYOU WANT, TIME CHILD AND GET OUT OF HERE. OVER HERE ! YES, HERE-- IT'S HERE ! THE NINTENDO Wii... I'VE WAITED...SO LONG FOR THIS ! ALRIGHT, TIME CHILD WE FILLED OUR SIDEOF THE BARGAIN. NOW RETURN WITH USTO OTTER BAY. SORRY, BLAVIUS,I'VE GOT OTHER PLANS. NOOO ! IT WAS A TRICK ! SCIENCE DAMN YOU,TIME CHILD ! I GOT IT,I GOT THE Wii ! TIME CHILD,YOU'VE RETURNED ! WE THOUGHT FOR SUREYOU HAD DIED IN THE THOBART PLANT ! YEAH, LUCKY FOR ME THE OTTERSBELIEVED I WAS ON THEIR SIDE. DO ME A FAVOR. NEXT TIME I'M INA RECESSED BIOCAVE, DON'T SEND MEA LEVEL TWO HOMING CALL. T.C., WAIT ! OH, I CAN'T WAIT ! THIS IS GONNA BESO AWESOME ! GET OUT OF MY WAY ! YOU GAINEDTHE OTTERS TRUST ?! WERE YOU WEARINGAN INFORMATION CRYSTAL ? HERE. SCIENCE BE PRAISED ! THIS COULDEND THE WAR ! YOU'VE DONEA GREAT THING, T.C. HOW CAN WE REPAY YOU ? JUST SEND A MAINTENANCE GUYTO MY ROOM ! I WANT THIS NINTENDO HOOKED UPTO MY FLOAT SCREEN NOW !

MAY SCIENCE GIVE US THE COURAGETO DO WHAT WE MUST. LAUNCH ALL DEFENSIVE SHIPSTO SECTOR J-7 ! TAKE OUT THE OTTERS'CLAM FIELDS ! SIR ! THE UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCEHAS SENT OUT ALL THEIR SHIPS ! THEIR CAPITOLIS NOW UNPROTECTED ! THEN BEGINTHE ATTACK ! SCIENCE BE PRAISED. KILL THE TABLE EATERS ! IN THE NAME OFALMIGHTY SCIENCE ! ( phone ringing ) HELLO. ( Future Eric )HELLO... KYLE... HELLO ? YES, HELLO KYLE. IT'S ERIC,HOW'S IT GOING ? WHAT DO YOU WANT ? KYLE, YOU ARE THESMARTEST GUY I KNOW. SO I THINK MAYBE YOUARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN UNDERSTAND THIS. YOU KNOW HOW EARLIERTODAY I ASKED YOU TO HELP ME FREEZE MYSELF ? I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOUFREEZE YOURSELF, CARTMAN. IT'S A STUPID IDEA. NO, SEE, I KNOWIT'S A STUPID IDEA. BECAUSE I ACTUALLYDID FREEZE MYSELF. AND... YOU WERE RIGHT,KYLE, IT BACKFIRED AND I WAS FROZENFOR 500 YEARS AND NOW I'M CALLING YOUFROM THE FUTURE. UH-HUH. NO, REALLY, KYLE,I'M SERIOUSLY. HERE, TALK TOMY ROBOT DOG. BARK, BARK,HELLO KYLE, BARK BARK. I'M HANGING UP NOW. NO KYLE, LISTEN, PLEASE ! I THINK RIGHT ABOUT NOW,I'M IN MY MOM'S FREEZER. SUCK MY BALLS,FAT ASS. I WILL... I WILL SUCKYOUR BALLS, KYLE. JUST STOP MEFROM FREEZING MYSELF AND I WILL GET DOWNON MY KNEES... AND I WILLSUCK YOUR BALLS. I'LL SUCK 'EM DRY, KYLE. ( horn honking,car leaving ) OH GOD DAMMIT ! NOW YOU'VE MADE MEMISS MY RIDE ! MY WHOLE DAY ISSCREWED UP BECAUSE OF YOU ! KYLE, KYLE ! ERIC, I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULDSTOP CALLING THE PAST. YOU COULD CHANGETHE PRESENT. WELL, I DON'T NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT KIT-9, DO YOU ? I GUESS NOT,MEOW-MEOW. HMMM... LET'S SEE... ( explosion )WUGH !MEOW-MEOW ! WAHHH !MEOW-MEOW !

OH YEAH...YEAH, I'M A MONKEY ! GIVE THIS MONKEYWHAT SHE WANTS ! OH, MISS GARRISON ! DAMMIT, WHO THE HELLIS CALLING ? I'LL TELL THEMTO CALL YOU BACK. GARRISON RESIDENCE. CAN YOU CALL BACKLATER, PLEASE ? ( Future Eric )IT'S AN EMERGENCY ! IT'S AN EMERGENCY ! AN EMERGENCY ? I NEED TO SPEAK WITHMR. GARRISON RIGHT NOW. I'M SORRY, BUT MR. GARRISONHAS PASSED AWAY. MRS. GARRISON ISTHE ONLY PERSON HERE, AND SHE'S RATHERTIED UP AT THE MOMENT. LOOK ASSHOLE, THIS ISA REAL EMERGENCY, JUST PASS THE PHONETO WHATEVER GARRISON WANTS TO CALL HIMSELF SINCETHE SEX CHANGE OPERATION ! SEX CHANGE OPERATION ? OH-OH... AGHGHGH... YOU'RE A MAN ? NOT ANYMORE,I'VE BEEN FIXED ! RICHARD, HOLD ONI CAN EXPLAIN ! EXPLAIN ? HOW COULD I BESO STUPID ? RICHARD,COME BACK, PLEASE ! WELL, GO AHEAD AND LEAVE,YOU ATHEIST FAGGOT ! HAVE A FUN TIMEMOCKING GOD IN HELL ! YOU QUEER ! MR. GARRISON--MR. GARRISON ? ALRIGHT, ERIC ARE YOUALL SET TO GO ? GO... RIGHT...WHERE AM I GOING ? WE TOLD YOU,WE'RE SENDING YOU HOME. WITH THE CRANK-N-WANKTIME MACHINE. DON'T WORRY, MY SON. WHEN YOU RETURNTO YOUR TIME, YOU WILL MERGE WITHYOUR OTHER SELF. IT'S ALL VERY ZEN. WAIT... ISN'T EVERYBODYAT WAR OVER ATHEISM ? ATHEISM- NO ! WE'VE LEARNED TO GET RIDOF ALL "ISMS" IN OUR TIME. YES, LONG AGO WE REALIZED "ISMS" ARE GREAT FORTHOSE WHO ARE RATIONAL. BUT IN THE HANDS OFIRRATIONAL PEOPLE, "ISMS" ALWAYSLEAD TO VIOLENCE. SO THERE IS NO WARNOW IN THE FUTURE ? OF COURSETHERE'S WAR ! THE STUPID FRENCH-CHINESE THINKTHEY HAVE A RIGHT TO HAWAII ! YEAH !YEAH !YEAH ! BUT NOW THE MOMENT HAS COME TOSEND YOU BACK TO YOUR TIME- WE UNFROZE YOUFOR A PURPOSE, AND NOW THAT PURPOSEIS FULFILLED. AND WHAT WAS THATPURPOSE AGAIN ? WE EXPLAINED THATTO YOU ALREADY. RIGHT. GOOD BYE ERIC,I WILL MISS YOU ! SQUAWK, SQUAK ! I'LL MISS YOUTOO, KOK-A-3. SO LONG ERIC, AND TELL EVERYONEIN THE PAST FOR US... THAT NO ONE SINGLE ANSWER,IS EVER THE ANSWER.

( male announcer )THE YEAR IS 2006 ! AND YOUNG ERIC CARTMANCANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEW NINTENDO WiiTO COME OUT. UNABLE TO COPEWITH THE WAIT ANY LONGER, ERIC DECIDES TO FREEZE HIMSELFFOR THREE WEEKS. BUT A FREAK AVALANCHEMAKES ERIC IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND AND SO HE REMAINS FROZENFOR 500 YEARS. ( ♪ "Buck Rogers" theme )

DUDE, WHAT ISTAKING SO LONG ? I WANNA PLAY ! UHHHH... WHAT KIND OF OUTPUTDOES THIS HAVE ? THIS IS SOME ANCIENT, SUPER-VHSOUTPUT OR SOMETHING. I CAN'T CONNECT ITTO YOUR FLOAT SCREEN. THERE'S GOTTA BESOME WAY TO HOOK IT UP ! IT'S THE FREAKIN' FUTURE ! IT MAY BE THEFUTURE FOR YOU BUT I CAN'T HOOK UPANYTHING TO A FLOAT SCREEN WITHOUT AT LEASTA LASER SEVEN OUTPUT. YOU GOTTA BESH---IN' ME ! SCIENCE DAMMIT ! I AM SO F--KINGSICK OF THE FUTURE ! T.C. WHAT'S WRONG ? I'LL TELL YOUWHAT'S WRONG. I'VE BEEN WAITING 500 YEARSTO PLAY THE NINTENDO Wii AND IF I DON'T GET TOPLAY IT REAL SOON, I'M GONNA BUST A NUT ! WELL, WE'RE ALLGLAD YOU'RE BACK. I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO'SMISSED YOU VERY MUCH... COME ON IN K-10 ! BARK, BARK,HELLO, ERIC ! I HAVE MISSED YOU. SUCK MY BALLS, K-10,I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

WITH INFORMATION ONOUR SWORN ENEMIES, THE ALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE ! THEY HAVE STARTEDDIGGING FOR CLAMS. IN SECTOR J-7. IF WE MOUNTAN ALL-OUT ATTACK, WE CAN WIPE OUTTHEIR FOOD SUPPLY ! BUT, THOSE ARECIVILIAN OTTERS. WE CANNOTTOLERATE THE OTTERS ! THEIR SCIENCE IS FLAWED ! THEIR ANSWER TO"THE GREAT QUESTION" IS DIFFERENT FROM OURS. YES, BUT SENDING OUT ALL OURSHIPS AT THE SAME TIME... IT WOULD LEAVEOUR CITY EXPOSED. THAT'S WHY WE HAVETO BE SUPER-DUPER SURE THAT NOBODY FINDS OUTWE'RE DOING IT. THE UNITEDATHEIST ALLIANCE IS ABOUT TO SEND OUTALL ITS DEFENSE SHIPS TO TAKE DOWN THEALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE'S CLAM FIELDS ! PRAISE SCIENCE ! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE,YOUNG SHPECK. TO AVENGE YOURFATHER'S DEATH. CAREFUL, SON, JUSTBECAUSE THEIR SCIENCE LEADS THEM TOA DIFFERENT ANSWER TO "THE GREAT QUESTION" DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVETHE RIGHT TO KILL THEM ALL. NO, OUR ANSWER TO"THE GREAT QUESTION" IS THE ONLY LOGICAL ONE. OUR SCIENCE IS GREAT. LET US NOT FORGETTHE GREAT RICHARD DAWKINS WHO FINALLY FREED THE WORLDOF RELIGION, LONG AGO. DAWKINS KNEW THATLOGIC AND REASON WERE THE WAY OF THE FUTURE. BUT IT WASN'T UNTILHE MET HIS BEAUTIFUL WIFE THAT HE LEARNED USINGLOGIC AND REASON ISN'T ENOUGH. YOU HAVE TO BEA DICK TO EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T THINK LIKE YOU. PREPARE ALL THE TROOPS. WE WILL LEVEL THEUNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCE TO THE GROUND !

YOU CAN MAKE YOUR MONVERTSPARKLE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. MY MONVERT'S NEVERLOOKED SO CLEAN ! GOD, I HAD FUTURE TV. THERE'S TOO MANYCOMMERCIALS ! UGHHH...I'M SO BORED ! THERE'S NOTHINGTO DO ! TELL ME ABOUT IT. HEY, I KNOW ! LET'S CRANK CALLPEOPLE IN THE PAST ! HUH ? I JUST GOT, THE CRANK PRANK TIMEPHO ! E ♪ CRANK PRANK ♪ CRANK PRANKTIME PHONE ♪ NEW FROM ZASBRO ! IT'S CRANK PRANKTIMEPHONE ! I JUST DIAL A RANDOM NUMBERON THE KEYPAD, ENTER A DATE AND YEARON THE DIVILIBRATOR AND-- WOW, SOMEONE FROM THE PASTIS ON THE LINE ! HELLO, IS YOURREFRIGERATOR RUNNING ? WELL THEN YOUBETTER GO CATCH IT ! ♪ CRANK PRANK ♪ CRANK PRANKTIMEPHONE ♪ WHAT ? UH, HI - IT'STHE YEAR 1973, RIGHT ? COULD I SPEAK WITHAL COHOLIC, PLEASE ? CRANK PRANK TIME PHONECOMES WITH DIVILIBRATOR, ANTI-MATTER FUSION CONE, AND THIRTY BLAINEH-F WATT TRIGGERS. WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME HERE WAS A TIMEPHONE ?! WHY DOES IT MATTER ?BARK, BARK. DON'T YOU SEE ? IF I GETONE OF THOSE PHONES I CAN CALL MYSELFIN THE PAST AND TELL ME NOT TOFREEZE MYSELF ! THEN I CANGO BACK TO MY TIME AND PLAY NINTENDO Wii. BARK, BARK ! THAT PHONE IS FORCRANK CALLING ONLY. USING IT IN THE WAY YOUDESCRIBED IS ILLEGAL. I CARE ! WHERE'S THECLOSEST TOY STORE ? WORKING, BARK BARK. THE JARVANIANSHOPPING COMPLEX. BUT IT IS NOT OPEN YET.

COME ON... COME ON ! STORE IS NOW... OPEN.WELCOME ! UGH, FINALLY ! WELCOME TOZEEBOD'S TOYS ! I WANT ONE OF THOSETIMEPHONE THINGS ! AH, THE CRANK PRANKTIMEPHONE, SURE ! NOW, I AM REQUIREDBY THE STATE TOMAKE SURE YOU KNOW THIS IS FOR PRANK CALLINGTHE PAST ONLY, RIGHT ? YEAH, YEAH I'M ONLY GOING TOCRANK CALL PEOPLE. ALRIGHT, THAT WILL BE6,000 CREDITS. 6,000 CREDITS ? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU,A THERILIUM MINER ? THIS IS A PRETTY ADVANCEDPIECE OF EQUIPMENT. IT'S EXPENSIVE. LOOK, I HAVE TO HAVEONE OF THOSE PHONES. OH ALRIGHT, THEN I HAVETO HAVE 6,000 CREDITS. BARK, BARK,I'M SORRY, ERIC. BARK, BARK. HOW ABOUT A ROBOT,HOW MUCH FOR THE ROBOT ? AWWW... SORRY KID, YOU'REJUST GONNA HAVE TO CRANK CALL PEOPLEIN THE PRESENT. SCIENCE DAMMIT ! WAIT, K-10... CAN YOU ACCESS THISSTORE'S SALES RECORDS ? WORKING...BARK, BARK. ACCESSED ! I WANT THE NAMEAND ADDRESS OF ANYBODY WHO HAS BOUGHT A TIMEPHONE FROMTHIS GUY IN THE PAST WEEK. WORKING...BARK, BARK. THE UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCEHAS TAKEN THE BAIT ! SOON THEY WILLSEND THEIR SHIPS OUT TO DESTROY OURDECOY CLAM FIELDS. AND WHILE THEIR SHIPS ARE AWAY, THE UNITED ATHEIST LEAGUEINTENDS TO ATTACK THEM. OUR PLAN HASWORKED PERFECTLY. FOR WHEN THEUNITED ATHEIST LEAGUE ATTACKS THEUNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCE, WE WILL CHARGE INAND KILL THEM ALL ! OUR SCIENCE, OUR ANSWER TO THEGREAT QUESTION SHALL PREVAIL ! HAIL SCIENCE !HAIL SCIENCE ! HAIL SCIENCE !HAIL SCIENCE ! HAIL SCIENCE !HAIL SCIENCE ! AND I WILL PERSONALLYKILL THE TIME CHILD AND EAT HIS ENTRAILSON MY TUMMY !

( phone ringing ) I'LL GET IT, DARLING. HELLO ? ...HELLO ? UH, YES, HELLO. I'M CALLINGFOR MR. WALL. I'M SORRY, THERE'SNO MR. WALL, HERE. OH, IS MRS. WALL THERE ? NO, THERE ARENO WALLS HERE. THEN HOW DOESYOUR ROOF STAY UP ? ( snickering ) OH, I SEE. IS THIS THE JOHNSTON BOYSFROM DOWN THE STREET ? NO, WE'RE FROMTHE FUTURE ! VERY FUNNY ! HI, I'M A PEPPER,AND I'M WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO BEA PEPPER TOO ? GOD DARN YA ! ( laughing ) THAT WASA GREAT ONE ! ( doorbell ringing ) HELLO, I'M WITH THECUBIC WASTE DEPARTMENT. I NEED TO CHECK YOURLORTRAN FOR INHUBITORS. OH... OKAY, I GUESS. COME ON IN, BOB. ALRIGHT, JUST LET MEJUST USE MY TOOLS... HEY ! HA HA,STUPID ASSHOLES ! ♪ I GOT YOUR TIMEPHONE BARK, BARK ! SCIENCE H. LOGIC,WHAT A JERK !

SILENCE, OTTTERSSS ! IT'S THEWISE ONE ! THE WISE ONE SPEAKS ! THIS IS NOT THE PATHWE SHOULD BE TAKING. WILL MORE BLOODSHEDEND ANYTHING ? WISE ONE. OUR ANSWER TOTHE GREAT QUESTION IS THE ONLY ONEBASED ON GOOD SCIENCE ! SCIENCE... REASON... IS THAT REALLYALL THERE IS ? THEY ARE NOTA LOGICAL RACE, WISE ONE ! THEY GO AROUND CHOPPING DOWNTREES FOR TABLES, WHEN THEY HAVE PERFECTLY GOODTUMMIES TO EAT ON ! HOW LOGICAL IS THAT ? YES, THE GREAT DAWKINS SAIDWE CANNOT TOLERATE THOSE WHO DON'T USE REASON ! HOW REASONABLE IS IT, TO EAT OFF OF WOODINSTEAD OF YOUR TUMMY ? WELL, PERHAPS THE GREAT DAWKINSWASN'T SO WISE. OH, HE WAS INTELLIGENT. BUT SOME OF THE MOST INTELLIGENTOTTERS I'VE EVER KNOWN WERE COMPLETELY LACKINGIN COMMON SENSE. MAYBE SOME OTTERS DO NEEDTO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS MAYBE... JUST BELIEVING IN GOD...MAKES GOD EXIST. KILL THE WISE ONE ! KILL THE WISE ONE ! WHAT, NO--WAIT, WAIT ! ARRRRGHH !

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL ( phone ringing ) HELLO ? ( Future Eric in static )HELLO ? AM I THERE ? WHO IS THIS ? THERE, I HAVE ME ! ALRIGHT, LISTEN,LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY. YOU NEEDTO BE PATIENT. WHAT- WHO THEHELL IS THIS ? IT'S ME ! ME WHO ! ME, YOU ! WHAT ? I'M YOU INTHE FUTURE ! YOU HAVETO BE PATIENT AND WAIT FOR THENINTENDO Wii TO COME OUT, OR ELSE YOU'LL WAKE UPIN THE FUTURE AND HAVE TO DEAL WITHA BUNCH OF SEA OTTERS ! OH VERY FUNNY, KYLE ! IT'S NOT KYLE,IT'S YOU ! YEAH- WELL YOU CANGO F--K YOURSELF. I'M TRYING TO DO YOUA FAVOR, DUMBASS ! JUST LISTEN TO ME ! LISTEN TO THIS ! ( fart ) DICKHEAD ! ( phone ringing ) WHAT AN ASSHOLE ! ( phone ringing )

HELLO ! ( Future Eric again )BUTTERS, BUTTERS ! ERIC ?IS THAT YOU ? BUTTERS, LISTEN TO ME ! JUST LISTEN. I'M ABOUT TO COME OVERTO YOUR HOUSE AND ASK YOU TOHELP ME FREEZE MYSELF. DO-NOT DO IT ! ERIC, ARE YOU PLAYINGA JOKE ON ME AGAIN ? NO, THIS IS NOT A JOKE ! WHATEVER I SAYTO YOU BUTTERS, NO MATTERHOW HARD I TRY DO NOT DOWHAT I TELL YOU. BUT... BUT YOU'REHERE RIGHT NOW ! BUTTERS COME ONWE GOTTA GO ! NO, DON'T LISTEN TO ME,TELL ME TO GO SCREW MYSELF ! HUH ? COME ON, BUTTERS,IT'S GONNA GET DARK ! BUT, YOU'RE TELLING MENOT TO GO WITH YOU. WHAT ? WHO THE F--K IS THIS ! AW DAMMIT--JUST LISTEN TO ME ! IF YOU FREEZE YOURSELFYOU ARE GOING TO DIE ! SUCK MY BALLS ! NO, YOU SUCK MY BALLS ! JUST LISTEN TO MEFOR ONE MINUTE ! OKAY, YOU HAVEONE MINUTE. RIGHT BEFORE YOU LEFTFOR BUTTERS HOUSE, YOU DRANKA BUNCH OF OVALTINE AND PUT CLYDE FROGIN THE CLOSET SO NOTHING WOULDHAPPEN TO HIM, RIGHT ? YOU SPYING ON ME ? NO, I AM YOU,YOU STUPID ASSHOLE ! F--K YOU ASSHOLE, YOU CANGO F--K YOURSELF ! COME ON BUTTERS,WE'RE GOING. OH, ALRIGHT THEN... GOD, I HATE THAT GUY !

WAHHH !MEOW-MEOW ! T.C. WE'REUNDER ATTACK ! BY WHO ? WE HAVE TO GET TO THE WAR ROOM,IT'S THE ONLY SAFE PLACE ! THE UNITED ATHEIST LEAGUEIS BOMBING THE CITY ! WE'RE DEFENSELESS ! THIS IS TERRIBLE ! I'M GOING TO DIEIN THE FUTURE WITHOUT EVER PLAYINGNINTENDO Wii ! SIR, THE SEA OTTERSARE ADVANCING Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTHEY'VE BROKEN THROUGHTHE EAST PORTAL ! WHAT ?!3-WAY FUN-CHAT ON SCREEN ! WHAT ARE YOUOTTERS DOING ? THIS IS OUR ATTACK ! YES, AND WE AREATTACKING BOTH OF YOU ! YOU FOOLS, THIS WILL BETHE END OF US ALL ! THEN ACCEPT OUR ANSWERTO THE GREAT QUESTION, AND WE WILLWITHDRAWAL ! YOUR ANSWER TO THE GREATQUESTION IS ILLOGICAL ! WHAT ISTHE GREAT QUESTION ? WHAT ATHEISTS SHOULDCALL THEMSELVES. UNIFIED ATHEIST LEAGUEIS THE MOST LOGICAL NAME ! UNITED ATHEIST ALLIANCEMAKES MORE SENSE ! NO-- ALLIED ATHEIST ALLIANCE !THAT WAY IT HAS THREE A's ! THAT ISTHE LOGICAL CHOICE ! SO BE IT-WE CANNOT AGREE ! PREPARE TO DIE ! VIRAD MISSILESLAUNCHED SIR ! I HAVE TOGET OUT OF HERE ! WHY IS EVERYONEIN MY PAST SO STUPID THAT THEY THINK I'MCRANK CALLING THEM ! BUT ERIC, MEOW, MEOW, YOU KNEW THE WIFE OF THE SMARTEST MANIN ALL OF HISTORY. WHO ? YOUR TEACHER, THE ONECALLED GARRISON. GARRISON ?BUT HE'S AN ASSHOLE !