White Diamond: Hello little fella, Who are you and how you got here?

Steven: My name is Steven and I have to tell you everything

1 hour and 30 minutes later of explaining at White Diamond about Pink Diamond being Rose Quartz and other things about her

White Diamond: Ok so let me take this straight, You're not Pink Diamond but her ''Son''' and she was Rose Quartz for the whole time so she can save her own colony then years later she fucked a human and she gave birth to you. Is that all right?

Steven: Yeah, All of this is very complicated

White Diamond: Damn and she never told you that you were a diamond

Steven: Nope

White Diamond: Wow I didn't know Pink Diamond was a great liar like holy fuck she made a big war over a god damn planet

Steven: I know right! Anyway we need your help to cure the corrupted gems

White Diamond: But Steven, All of those gems were destroyed not corrupted...right?

Steven: Nope, They are still alive but corrupted

White Diamond: Holy shit well ok I will help you

Steven: Yay!

And then White, Yellow, Blue and Steven went to earth and they cure all of the corrupted gems

Garnet: It been many years and now all of our friends are cured

Pearl: I know right, This is the best day ever!

Amethyst: So now what, Are we going to keep the diamonds here?

White Diamond: Nah, We will just leave you guys alone and all of you are exiled on earth

Steven: Wait what

Yellow Diamond: Yeah, We decided to make Earth an exiled planet for defective gems so they can get a better life

Steven: Well that sounds good

Blue Diamond: Bye Pink, We going to leave but we will visit you again in the future

White Diamond: I'm glad Pink is still alive as everyone can now shut up about her death!

And then the diamonds leave Earth and Steven is happy that the corrupted gems are cured

THE END...Or is it?

Jasper: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK DID JUST HAPPEN? I AM SO CONFUSED AS FUCK!