Recently my most searched term on my blog has been ‘Kat Dennings bra size’. I’m somewhat cheered by this, as I see so many so called ‘experts’ proclaiming her a 38DDD, which literally makes no sense. To break it down – a 38 would mean that her raw under bust measurement would be around the 38 inch mark. Not even mine is that, and I can safely say that she is a lot smaller than I am. And DDD? Please. The Alphabet Does Not Stop At DDD. This calculator should help if you are now confused about your own bra and size!

I get bra rage every time I see articles and forums spouting ill informed crap about what size celebrititties are, and so I have decided that it’s time to make my own ‘Celebrity Bra Size’ post and also explain my reasons behind my predictions. It’s not that I want to reduce these women to their cup and band size, but more that I want to hit back at the crazy amounts of D’s I see out there!

Similar predictions to the ones I’m about to make have already been cast by Sophia Jenner and I think you’ll see we share similar bra knowledge!

Kat Dennings I would guess that the 2 Broke Girls star is around a 30H for reasons I touched on above. She is around 5’4 and slim with curves. Her back isn’t overly broad but her chest is! And a 30H is the equivalent to a 40DDD in terms of cup volume therefore not making it so hard to fathom.

Katie Price Jordan Jordan… I have read several articles that put the glamour model at a 36E. Wow. That woman has a very strict exercise and diet plan, and friends who have met her in real life tell me that she is very very petite. Her back is probably around 24/26 inches, the same back size as Brittany from Thin&Curvy. And that impressive rack leads me to guess that she is a 24K.

Sofia Vergara As seen in this post Sofia claims that she is a 32F. And whilst I know I will seem obtuse for arguing with what she knows about her own body, I can’t help but think that she may be closer to a 28G – the exact same cup volume as a 32F, just with a firmer band.

Dolly Parton The buxom country and west singer has had the words ‘40DDD’ uttered about her more times than anyone. Going with my above methods of prediction I would say she is closer to a 30J.

Kim Kardashian Kim is famous for her beautiful curves, and most sites put her as being around a 34DD. I’m going to guess that she is a 30G, the same size as Curvy Kate’s Lauren.

Christina Hendricks Oh Christina. Her boobs are a thing of lust for boys and girls alike. I do sometimes cringe at the way she contorts them into her outfits and the unnecessary photo shopping that a lot of publications indulge in, and I would say her alleged 38DDD is around a 30H.

Lara Stone I adore Lara Stone. She has beautiful curves and such a unique look. I love that she is a top fashion model with a shape that sets her apart from the rest and most of all I love that she is married to funny man David Walliams. The busty blonde is probably around a 30GG, the same as Curvy Kate’s Laura.

Katy Perry I would put the gorgeous singing sensation in a 28GG.

Salma Hayek Salma showed us all what she was made of in that unforgettable ‘Dusk Til Dawn’ scene, and I think that she has a 28G bust.

Scarlett Johansson I would put Scarlett at a 28F.

Halle Berry Most forums seem to guess at Halle being a 36C. She looks like a 30G to me.

Helen Flanagan The Jungle babe is around a 28G.

Kate Upton It’s pretty much impossible to find a photo of Kate in a well fitted bra or bikini, which shocks me as she is an underwear model. However, I think that those poor mangled boobs are a 30FF.

All of these are pure guesses with a lot of knowledge behind them. And as every photo of every celeb was different the guesses may not be as close to the truth as I would like. However, I would like to think that they are a lot closer than the terrible ‘expert’ predictions that litter the web at the moment.

What do you think of my guesses? Do you have your own opinions about certain celebrities sizes? Does it also infuriate you when the media spout nonsensical sizes?