"Listen pal, I had no idea that Nigel Farage was running in South Thanet until I read it in the papers on Friday morning. Over the years I have eaten many sandwiches, so feel I have a deep affinity with the constituency. I’m running against everyone: the same old Tories, the same old Labour, the same old Greens, the same old UKIP and the same old a full list of candidates is on our website."