Holy socks. Seriously, ten pairs of knee high, super awesome socks. I feel so lucky and excited! Thank you sir, you deserve some reddit gold.

I have no idea how the mailman got this package into my mailbox, because I had a hell of a time getting it out. Even then, I was still surprised to see so many pairs! I almost threw away a pair because I thought I had gotten them all out. (No worries, all pairs are safely in my sock drawer.)

I, like many people, hate my job. I have a semi managerial position and am expected to like nice. (Seriously? This is too much to ask...) and although looking nice isn't really a big deal, I have come to despise all things related to it, and funky socks are my quiet rebellion. They are technically not contraband, but the frown my boss gives me whenever my pants slide up enough to reveal my newest pair of 'la resistance'. Not to mention I just really like socks.

Thank you!