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The scene: A kitchen in Turks and Caicos.

The players: Countess Luann, Heather Thomson, Carole Radziwill, Sonja Morgan, a mute chef, two (?) mystery men possibly named John, James or David, and a sleepy Ramona Singer.

The amount of times somebody says cool: 10.

The amount of times somebody says uncool: 4.

The random men scared Heather and she took issue with it. This upset Countess Luann very much. So much so she recorded a new song, "Girl Code: Don't Be So Uncool." Naturally.

"What are they on a manhunt? And so what if I had a man in my room? I'm a grown woman I can decided to do what I want with myself," Luann says in her confessional. So are you Team Heather/Carole or Team Luann? What would you do if you awoke to a stranger brought home by your friend?

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