I have hair. It covers the top and part of the sides and back of my head. This way, it is impossible for anybody to know whether or not I have an enormous sports-related tattoo on my scalp.

However, if, for some reason, I were to go bald and/or shave my head, I would no longer be afforded this security. Therefore, I would go to great lengths to ensure that my head did not have any sort of enormous sports-related tattoo.

One Louisville fan did not take that precaution: (we saw this at College Basketball Talk)

You see, Louisville's area code is 502, and in this past year the Cardinals won the NCAA basketball championship, won a pair of bowl games with Teddy Bridgewater at the helm, finished second in women's hoops, and went to the College World Series in baseball. That's a good year, and cause to celebrate. This man, it seems, chose to celebrate it by covering half of his head in ink, which can never be removed.