A/N: Hello my peoples! Rose Thourn here, back from the graveyard…for writers…so my good friend SapphireRainAlchemist inspired me to do a wonderful song parody! I was listening to Call Me Maybe for some odd reason and during the refrain, I couldn't help but think about Belarus stalking Russia.

So, to make this clear, I don't own Hetalia or call me maybe. But I do own the lyrics for this parody which I call, Big Brother Marry Me!

Big Brother Marry Me!

I ripped the knob off your door,

Cuz you're what I'm searching for.

And you looked scared to the core

But it was in my way.

I'd trade my soul for your glove

Ravis' head for your love

You're all that I'm thinking of

Why put things in my way?

Your stare was holdin

Fright cuz my knife was showin

Sharp knife, hair a blowin'

Where you think you're going brother?

Hey, I'm your sister,

You think I'm crazy.

But dear Big Brother,

Why won't you marry?

It's not, hard to find you.

No point in trying!

But now Big Brother,

Won't you be mine?

Hey, I'm your sister,

And I'm not crazy!

I love you Russia,

So let's get married!

And Lithuania

Tries to chase me,

But I would kill him

To have your baby!

You ran away to China

And left me here thinking of

Your hair, your scarf, and your lips

He won't get in my way.

I'd kill and torture and steal,

Burn down the world

Make a deal

To get you back in my grasp,

But China's in my way.

My stare was holdin

Fire like, rage was showin

Sharp knife, hair a blowin

I'M COMING FOR YOU BROTHER!

Hey, I'm his sister.

Don't call me crazy!

I want him back so

We can get married!

It's not, hard to find him

So outta my way please!

He's my Big Brother,

And mine to marry!

Before I cut you with my knife

I want him back now!

I want him back now!

I want him back right now!

Before I cut you with my knife,

I want him back now!

Before you die Yao,

I want him back right now!

*spoken*

"Belarus?"

"Big Brother!"

*sung*

I'll always find you

As you can see now

His life is spared,

So we can go now!

Hey I'm your sister!

You think I'm crazy!

I found you brother,

So we can marry!

And Lithuania, tries to chase me.

But I would kill him,

To have your baby!

Now that your back into my life,

We can get married!

We can get married!

We can get ma-ar-ried!

And now you're back into my life

We can get married!

And then you'll see,

BIG BROTHER MARRY ME!