Dolphin Lover is a new documentary that recently premiered at the Slamdance Film Festival, documenting 63-year-old Malcolm Brenner's "affair" with a dolphin [via The Mirror]. Brenner began the relationship years ago, in 1971, at a now-defunct Florida water park. Although many would level charges of animal abuse at Brenner, he claims the whole thing was mutual. "The dolphin is very aware, the dolphin is an intelligent and creative creature, and making love is a consummate act," he previously told The Mirror. "There's something quite transcendental about making love with a dolphin."

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Brenner was given access to swim with the dolphins, saying his dolphin lover, Dolly, first approached him. "She announced her intentions to me by positioning herself so I was rubbing against her," he says. "At first I discouraged her; I wasn't interested. After some time I thought, 'If this was a woman, would I come up with these rationalizations and excuses?'" Well, that's a pretty big "if," buddy. Brenner and Dolly continued the "relationship" for nine months before Dolly was moved away after the park closed. She later died in her new home, and Brenner thinks it was because she was apart from him. Brenner technically didn't do anything wrong, as bestiality was only fully banned in Florida in 2011.

Brenner, who has been married twice but describes himself as a zoophile (he also admits to sex with a dog), wrote a book about the experience. currently has four stars and 22 reviews on Amazon, for some reason.

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