Or, as it says on the poster, Av3ngers: Iron M4n (that's not a gimmick -- in the future, we're so evolved that everyone writes like it's an early 2000s AOL chat room).

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Marvel has finally convinced Robert Downey Jr. to appear in one more movie ... but only one more movie, so they merge his two franchises to get all the mileage they can out of him. The post-contract-renegotiations Avengers are Iron Man (Downey Jr., now a trillionaire), Dr. Strange (Cumberbatch), Captain America (Cumberbatch, but with a wig), Ant-Man (Cumberbatch on stilts), and Harry Dean Stanton (Edward James Olmos). Thor appears only in re-edited footage from previous movies, but no one notices because they're too distracted staring at his glistening pecs.

The story revolves around Marvel's greatest villains (that they can afford) banding together to form the Revengers: they are Senator Garry Shandling from Iron Man 2, one of the truck drivers from Thor, and the bad guy from the 1986 Howard the Duck movie. Their leader turns out to be the immortal mastermind behind everything that has happened in every Marvel movie ever ... no, not Loki. Stan Lee.

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The clues were there all along!

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Lee tells the Avengers that since he created them he can un-create them as well. All seems lost -- until Dr. Strange summons the ghost of Jack Kirby, who has a slight problem with Lee's use of the word "created." Lee and Kirby grow into muscular giants, unleash their adamantium claws, and fly towards each other at super-speed to duke it out in the ultimate sky battle. Millions of innocent people die each time a punch is thrown, but at least they die applauding.

It is later revealed that every single person in the entire movie is Loki in disguise.

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