Directions:

Spray on generously after penis is erect (hard), taking care to completely cover organ with gooey tar-like substance.

Quickly pinch a half to 1 inch "go large" reservoir tip, during Holidays form reservoir into Santa hat or snowman shape for extra fun.

If you partner requires extra stimulation, take pencil or similarly shaped object and bang out ribs into shaft portion of product.

Proceed to sex, if you feel the Spray-On break, stop immediately. Apply more product before continuing.

After ejaculation and before penis gets soft, soak in boiling water then remove carefully with putty knife.

Warning:

Drugs and alcohol may affect your judgment, do not use Spray-On if you have consumed a case of beer or 6-10 shots of tequila.