Well I told you I’d get out of Lynchburg

I bet you didn’t think it was going to be like this though did ya?

I ahh, I am about to go into hypersleep but I couldn’t do that without having one more drink with my little baby brother so…

Smuggled a little of our favourite onto the ship

When Faris and I applied for this job I never in a million years did I think I’d pass the background check

Yeah, Weyland Yutani I know you guys are gonna watch this, it’s a little too late to send me home now, so I might as well be honest.

I’ve been arrested 3 times and I have stolen a vehicle and I also punched a Police officer’s horse in the mouth on St Patricks Day and you guys have handed me the keys to the most expensive spaceship in history.

Suckers.

I guess when I wake up you are no longer going to be my baby brother, you’re going to be older than me.

I look forward to seeing how much hair you’ve lost, how fat you’ve gotten, and how big your ahh… boys will grow.

Ok, that’s it from me. See you when I see ya.