Your “cock” is hardly a cock at all!! How am I supposed to rate this thing? It might as well be a vagina! I think Shirley Temple has a bigger cock than you!! And she’s a girl! What in the world am I supposed to do with this. You are right, I am going to be laughing for days! How can you even pleasure yourself with an ugly little cock like that? You can’t possibly think that anyone would ever be happy with that tiny, pathetic excuse for a cock. I can’t believe you would want to humilliate yourself by taking pictures and documenting how ugly and tiny your cock is! Your cock has me dying of laughter! I can’t believe how small it is!! I would love to see this cock in person so I can compare it to the size of my pinky toe! Oh my gosh, this is hilarious!!! I have never seen anything so unbelievably pathetic before. Your cock is so hilarious, I wouldn’t be able to contain my laughter! Can you even tilt your head straight down and see it over your stomach? I don’t even think you could see it past a flat stomach!!!thing.

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Alyssa’s Cock Review:

What the fuck is this? When I first opened your picture, I really wondered what kind of prank someone was playing on me while I scrolled through your pictures. How can you even call yourself a man? That’s not a man’s penis. That’s hardly a penis at all! Your cock is so tiny!!!!! hahahaha I can’t stop laughing at this pathetic excuse for a cock. There is no way you could ever have a girlfriend. Your cock is way too small!!! No self-respecting woman would stay around with a cock like that. You might as well be a girl yourself! I can’t believe my eyes right now! How could someone get so unlucky to get a cock that looks like yours. I feel sorry for you, I really do. There is nothing anyone could do to that pathetic looking thing that’s for sure. Your cock is hilariously small. Why would you even take pictures of that? What makes you think anyone wants to see a cock as laughable as your? I know I could care less to see a cock like yours and am only dignifying this with any words because I have to. Now I want to move on to bigger, better cocks.

‘lyssa

5 COLLEGE GIRLS GIVING HONEST OPINIONS YOUR DICK!

GIRLS GIVING HONEST OPINIONS YOUR DICK!

5 COLLEGE GIRLS GIVING HONEST OPINIONS YOUR DICK!