carpetfucker:

step 1: draw the Gourd….

step 2: bore 2 holes deeper then hell into it

step three: draw the smile you would make if you knew your cubical partner from your college days watches you every second of your life. the smile you would wear to mock him………………….

step 4: if hes blushing hes blushing blue? cause i guess we all just Fucking Decided one day.