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Will entosis sov save them?

Lychton gets the latest report from HERO

00:00 - 00:03 Here's the latest update on HERO Coalition

00:04 - 00:05 In Fountain BL has been shitting on our POSes

00:05 - 00:07 And our forces can't even clear the undock

00:08 - 00:12 At this rate we'll lose everything but NPC Fountain

00:12 - 00:15 Their Legion fleet and dank memes are just too strong.

00:17 - 00:19 When we get our names on that Entosis Link

00:19 - 00:21 We'll just get it all back

00:24 - 00:26 Dear Leader...

00:27 - 00:28 No one...

00:31 - 00:33 No one cares about the Entosis competition

00:34 - 00:36 They're all just burned out

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who thinks Duality isn't real...leave...now.

01:13 - 01:15 That was an order!

01:15 - 01:17 This Duality push was an order!

01:18 - 01:23 Who are these newbies that won't fight BL or Spectrefleet?

01:25 - 01:28 So this is what it has come to...

01:29 - 01:31 After years of Brave Dojo

01:31 - 01:34 Newbs in Brave Dojo who can't read English

01:34 - 01:37 Even trying to bring battleships

01:37 - 01:40 When they can't even fit T2 tank

01:40 - 01:42 Dear Leader, we're still just recovering from C O U P B O I S and P-

01:42 - 01:46 That's why we were going to Duality! To take a break from TQ!

01:46 - 01:48 Dear Leader, PL and Spectrefleet followed us

01:48 - 01:52 These newbies are a disgrace to the BRAVE name

01:53 - 01:54 Not a drop of bravery!

01:56 - 01:57 I remember in Barleguet

01:57 - 02:00 When we'd get 100s in fleet without SRP

02:00 - 02:03 Now we can't ship up against 70 cruisers!

02:04 - 02:08 How long must we be the laughing stock of EVE?

02:08 - 02:13 Now even dertydan has video of W Rush being blapped to shit

02:14 - 02:16 And that song was so fucking good

02:17 - 02:21 Now you lot tell me we can't even into Entosis

02:27 - 02:29 We never used to worry about SRP

02:30 - 02:34 I told - I told HERO that we'd burn Catch

02:34 - 02:36 And we swept through like wildfire

02:41 - 02:42 Cowards...

02:43 - 02:47 Cowards that hide behind Stratop SRP and "Oh, we're newbies xD"

02:48 - 02:53 What would Matias Otero say if he could see us today?

02:54 - 02:56 But all of these leeches will pay!

02:56 - 02:59 With their own lack of content they'll pay!

03:00 - 03:02 They'll choke on their own rats and minerals!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay...at least the staging is in NPC null...

03:14 - 03:16 When "newbies" won't even follow orders to have fun and learn

03:19 - 03:23 It's...impossible for me to be a leader

03:25 - 03:26 It's over.

03:31 - 03:33 HERO is lost.

03:40 - 03:46 But if you think I won't go down without a bourbon in both hands

03:46 - 03:49 You've got something wrong with your head