What a lass (Picture: North News)

When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go – amIright?

Well this woman found herself caught short while enjoying a day of drinking in Newcastle.

It would appear the unknown woman, who was out near the Millennium Bridge over the Easter bank holiday weekend, felt the call of nature while taking a nice stroll down the river

Arijus Dukstas, 20, stumbled across the charming Tyneside scene, he said: ‘I was just thinking oh my god, it is only 6pm and none of it is even going in the river.


‘Her friends were just shouting and laughing at her, there was like six of them.



The events manager, from Newcastle added: ‘Her friend was taking a video. We just were walking past.

‘There was actually a couple that stopped and changed direction to avoid her.’

JSYK, here’s what the lovely Newcastle Quayside looks like when it’s too dark to see people p*ssing into the river…

A photographer taking pictures of the bridges over the River Tyne (Picture: Getty)

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The picture has been shared hundreds of times on social media by various users.

Arijus added: ‘I think the main reason it was shared so much on social media was because the caption sums it up: ‘Happy Easter from Newcastle.’

‘People see mental stuff in Newcastle all the time and especially over bank holidays there are a load of people drinking all day, getting up to stupid things, so people found it funny or disgusting.

Happy Easter from Newcastle Upon Tyne. (Just spotted on FB.) pic.twitter.com/SVwikR3h7A — Taylor and Besty (@TaylorandBesty) March 28, 2016

‘I’m an events manager so this kind of thing doesn’t surprise me, but it never happens near or in the events I manage,’ added Arijus.

The picture of the mystery lady taking a leak attracted more than 500 comments on Facebook.

Some slammed the behaviour as ‘disgusting’ and ‘scruffy’.

However, one user wrote: ‘If this was a lad it would be OK, she’s obviously mortal drunk, who cares?’

Another added: ‘Good for her! Men can stop and pee wherever they want, why shouldn’t she?’

FYI, we wouldn’t recommend a person of any gender pee in the street.

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