♪ DOOT DOOT DOODOOT DOOT DOO ♪

♪ DOOT DOOT DOO ♪ DOOT DOOT DOO

♪ FOR HE IS LORDLORD LORD LORD ♪

WHERE ARE YOU FROM,LITTLE BOY ?

DENVER.

AND GOD IS TELLING METHAT YOU HAVE...

BAD EYESIGHT,IS THAT IT ?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !

OOH !OOH !

WELL GOD IS GOING TOHEAL THOSE EYES

AND SAVE YOU FROMTHE DEVIL BE GONE-A !

HOORAY !HOORAY !

♪ FOR HE IS LORDLORD LORD LORD ♪

RIGHT HERE WE HAVEA LITTLE GIRL WHO ISVERY, VERY UGLY.

DO YOU BELIEVE HE'S GOING TOCURE YOUR FACE OF THE UGLIES ?

YES !

HE'S GONNA TAKETHAT UGLY FACE

AND MAKE YOU REASONABLETO LOOK AT - BWAP !

WRRRRRRRR !

OH GOOD LORD,SOMEBODY SAY AMEN !

AMEN !AMEN !

♪ DOOT DOOT DOO

HI, HI, WELCOMETO HEAVEN, BROTHER !

YOU FOLLOWED THE MORMON FAITHAND SO YOU'VE BEEN LET IN !

UH, ACTUALLY,I'M JUST STOPPING BY.

WELL, YOU PICKEDA GREAT TIME !

WE'VE GOTCOOKIES AND PUNCH

AND WERE JUST ABOUT TOSTART PLAYING CHARADES !

HOORAY !HOORAY !

AND THEN BROTHER STEPHEN'SBROUGHT HIS GUITAR

SO WE CAN SING SONGS ABOUTHOW MUCH IT HURTS TO LIE !

OOOH !OOOH !

UH, LOOK, I JUST NEEDTO TALK WITH GOD.

IS HE AROUND ?

SURE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO ISSAY HIS NAME AND HE'S THERE.

I'M SO GRATEFUL FOR THAT.

ME TOO !ME TOO !

GREAT, THANKS.

UH, HELLO, GOD ?

IT'S UH...SATAN.

YEA, LOOK UPON MEAND KNOW ME.

HI, GOD.

HELLO, SATAN.

IT'S BEENA LONG TIME.

YEAH.

WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE ?

DO YOU WISH TO MOUNT YOURUNHOLY WAR AGAINST HEAVEN ?

NO, I HAVE A PROBLEM ANDI NEED YOUR ADVICE.

YOU WANT TO RULEMORE THAN HELL ?

YOU WANT TO DESTROYTHE EARTH ?

NO, IT'S KIND OFA LONG STORY BUT...

WELL, IT ALL STARTEDWHEN THIS IRAQI DICTATOR,SADDAM HUSSEIN,

WAS KILLED BYA PACK OF WILD BOARS.

I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRSTMET HIM IN HELL,

IT WAS A LOVELY MORNINGIN APRIL AND...

♪ OH PRAISE THE LORD

AND NOW I AM RECEIVINGA MESSAGE DIRECTLY FROM GOD !

GOD IS TELLING ME...

THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUIS TO WALK UP TO THIS STAGE

AND GIVE ME ONE DOLLAR !

SO, I WANT EVERYONETO FEEL THE LOVE OF GODBY COMING ON UP HERE

AND PUTTING A DOLLARIN THE BOX-A !

COME ON, DON'T BE SHY,COME ON-A !

DUDE, THAT SEEMSKIND OF WEIRD.

YEAH, I DON'T REMEMBER HIMSAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS.

AND NOW CHRIS AND SADDAMJUST KEEP KILLING EACH OTHEROVER AND OVER