There are, the saying goes, two certainties in life – death and taxes – but it would pretty safe bet to add a third: Jeremy Clarkson's comments offending one group or another. The Daily Star reports that this time the motormouth has upset the mothers of small children. "When will British Airways realise that babies belong in the hold?", he tweeted. "Mine didn't fly until they were old enough to behave." Cue the usual outrage, and a little support, across the Twittersphere. "I'd rather share a cabin with 20 colicky babies than 1 Jeremy Clarkson," said one outraged punter, clearly not telling the truth.