Y'KNOW, OPRAH WINFREY ISBUILDING A HOUSE UP ON CANNON,

AND SOME SNOOP DOGGY DOO DOOBUILT A GIGANTIC PLACE ON MAIN.

YEP, THERE GOESTHE NEIGHBORHOOD.

THAT'S THE FIFTH FAMILY OF THEMTHAT'S MOVED HERE.

SEEMS LIKEALL OF A SUDDEN

SOUTH PARK IS BEINGOVERRUN BY THOSE TYPES.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOUSAYING ?

WHAT TYPES ?

YOU KNOW, THOSE TYPES--

RICH PEOPLE.

OH.

I DON'T TAKE KINDLYTO RICH FOLK !

NEITHER DOES NED.

NOPE.

I REMEMBERBACK IN THE DAY

RICH FOLK WEREN'TALLOWED IN SOUTH PARK.

NOW THEY'RE MOVING HEREIN DROVES !

THEY'RE GONNA BE SENDINGTHEIR KIDS TO OUR SCHOOLS

AND MIXING THEM WITH OURPURE, NON-RICH KIDS.

OH YEAH,AND IT WON'T BE LONG

BEFORE THEY DRIVE ALL OF USPOOR, UNDERACHIEVING PEOPLE

OUT OF TOWN WITH INFLATEDREAL ESTATE COSTS.

DAMN, I HATE THEMSTUPID RICHERS.

YEAH, HEY, RICH GUY !HEY, RICHIE RICH !

YEAH, I'M TALKINGTO YOU, RICHER.

WHAT'S IN THEHUGE BOX, RICHER,

YOUR CHECKBOOK ?

( laughter )

YEAH, HOW MANYRICH PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE

TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB ?

NONE !

THEY CAN HIRE PEOPLETO DO IT FOR THEM !

YEAH, HEY HEY--

YOU GUYS KNOW WHY RICHERSHAVE SUCH BIG GARAGES ?

'CAUSE THEY NEED A PLACEFOR ALL THEIR PORSCHES

AND BOATS ANDAIRCRAFT CARRIERS.

( laughter )

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,CASH-CHUCKER.

GO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR$2 MILLION HOUSE.

( laughing alone )

I GUESS WE SHOWED THEM.

A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.

THAT'S GREAT.

AND LET'S PUT ANOTHERPOOL OVER THERE.

UH-HUH, GOOD.

TOKEN, THESE ARE OPRAH'SNEARLY-ADOPTED CHILDREN,

DOMINIQUE AND ZIZI.

HELLO !HI.

CHEERIO !

AH, AND THESE AREPUFF DADDY'S KIDS--

P. DIDDY MINI,P. POOFY BITE-SIZE

AND PUFFA DIDDY DIDDYPUFF PUN SIZE.

WOW, MY PLAN TO GET RICH PEOPLEHERE SURE DID WORK.

HEY, I GOT A GREAT IDEA !

LET'S ALL PACK SOME LUNCHESAND GO SLEDDING.

OH NO, WE'REGOING SHOPPING.

SHOPPING !SHOPPING !

YES, COME, TOKEN.

WE'RE ALL GOING TOHEAD DOWN TO THE MALL

AND BUY SOME OFTHE STORES.

OH, ALL RIGHT THEN.