We've all seen that the McKendrick Museum of Ancient Art has been pimping a new exhibition. And it is a beauty. No boring crap like broken piss-pots or weaved-reed rugs. Those guys have somehow persuaded the Royal War Museum in London to loan them ALL of their medieval weapons and armor. Advance ticket sales are through the roof. So it's a shame no-one will get to see them.

Gage greased a few palms, intercepted the shipment, and put the whole damn lot on sale.

Time to explore the art of ancient warfare and get medieval on some asses.