Cops: Lady with pot, no license crashes into patrol car at the jail

ST. LUCIE COUNTY — Here are some things you probably shouldn’t do:

1. Crash into a St. Lucie County sheriff’s patrol car at the jail

2. Drive on a suspended license

3. Have marijuana in your bag

A 33-year-old woman stands accused May 11 of simultaneously accomplishing all three at the St. Lucie County Jail in the 900 block of North Rock Road, according to an arrest affidavit.

A sheriff’s deputy reported he was in his patrol car when a Chevrolet Tahoe parked in the visitor parking area.

The Tahoe, which investigators say was driven by Kelly Lynn Dendler, then moved to the department parking area.

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“Dendler stated she parked in the visitor parking first but Dendler said, ‘I was lazy and wanted to park closer,’” the affidavit states. “Dendler said she passed a parking spot, put her vehicle in reverse and backed into (a deputy’s) patrol car.”

In the Tahoe, investigators reported finding a makeup bag with a container of marijuana and a wooden pipe.

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Dendler, of the 200 block of Southeast Grove Avenue in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on charges including knowingly driving while her license is suspended, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.