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TRIBECA, NY – In a shocking admission today, the International Committee on Films and Documentaries admitted that documentary movies can and do occasionally contain lies.

“While we encourage all filmmakers to only have true facts in their documentaries, lying and falsifying facts does happen from time to time,” said Bob Niro, president. “Case in point being the anti-vaccine documentary Vaxxed. They just full on made shit up in that one.”

While it is true that documentaries can contain incorrect facts, anti-vaccine advocates strongly disagree.

“I think you need to check your sources again,” said Sherri Tenpenny, unpublished -anti-vaccine cult leader. “It was a documentary. You can’t lie in those things, everyone knows that.”

Even with the statement above from the ICFD, anti-vaccine advocates remain steadfast in their defense of the “documentary.”

“All documentaries are completely true, that’s the whole point,” said Dr. Josh Axe, essential oil salesman. “The only ones that I know off which have ever lied were the ones showing that essential oils and homeopathy don’t work. That is the only exception. Any movie made about the dangers of vaccines or anything else I believe is 100% true and factual.”

So far Vaxxed has earned just over $50,000 at the box office and cause 143 children to get a vaccine-preventable disease.