London is always full of tourists, running around, taking photos and queuing at all the best landmarks. Now, we all know that London is amazing and all its sights are great and full of historical value for our heritage, but have you ever thought about what all these tourists think when they visit? We had a look on TripAdvisor and found some hilariously bad reviews of our favourite attractions.

THE BRITISH MUSEUM

1. Lots of broken pots – Excellent toilets

2. When you want to just ignore the UK

3. When Museums put things on stands

4. This reviewer might be in a coma

THE V&A

1. When you don’t know what things are

2. When you obviously did the 80s wrong

3. Rats

HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT

1. You had to drag Australia into this didn’t you?

2. Where the tax payers’ money goes

BIG BEN

1. Remember remember…

2. Size matters

TOWER OF LONDON

1. Animal cruelty

2. Please don’t fondle the crown jewels in public

TOWER BRIDGE

1. Drugs

SHAKESPEARE’S GLOBE

1. Your whole life is a lie!

WALLACE COLLECTION

1. This museum is full of old things

Things that stood out was that people fail to grasp the point of a museum, ie to see a piece of history and instead want to push flashing buttons and eat food. Toilets were also very frequently mentioned. Our recommendation is that if you don’t like old stuff and want to eat and use the bathroom there are plenty of lovely restaurants and cafes that would be a much better option than a museum… Just saying.