I am prone to hyperbole, but I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to call this the silliest and funniest and greatest baseball news of all time. From Sports Illustrated:

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Brewers outfielder Carlos Gomez, who signed a four-year, $28.3-million contract extension before last season, searches Google for conversations that rich people have so he can talk to others in his tax bracket.

Carlos Gomez is so by far the best. Presumably you can find him stopping by luxury suites at Miller Park, asking fans if they have any Grey Poupon.