This one required a re-read for me. I couldn’t really believe that A. devoted her status to bragging about her child’s “healthy” potty time. I couldn’t accept that “pinches it off clean” meant what I thought it meant. And yet, it did mean that… and so much more.

I’ve heard that discussing your kid’s healthy poop is good times, because they’re at the age where you don’t have much to brag about, so you may as well brag about how well they shit. And I think that’s fine. If you want to test the waters, so to speak, with other parents during a playdate or something - great! But on Facebook? A. couldn’t have made up something about how well he brushes his teeth? This is a classic FAIL. Take your head out of your kid’s ass, A. There’s a whole world out here!

(submitted by Anonymous)