Well, at least CNN didn’t add its “BREAKING NEWS” banner to this very important news item:

The new drink is Irish Cream Cold Brew, which is Starbucks' cold brew coffee mixed with Irish Cream syrup and topped with vanilla sweet cream cold foam and cocoa powder. It goes on sale Tuesday across US stores and will be available for a limited time. https://t.co/52icZwDrcR — CNN (@CNN) December 3, 2019

Looks like an ad to us:

WTH is this? Is this an ad or a story? https://t.co/P16vJoPvu1 — ? ⓟØ?₦?ɆⱤ (@AnnieAsheFields) December 3, 2019

Hopefully CNN got paid to for it:

How much did this ad cost??? — Loues A. C. ? (@LouesAC) December 3, 2019

some great advertising for Starbucks — Aussies Against Trump (@AuAgainstTrump) December 3, 2019

Why is this news, and why is CNN shilling for Starbucks? — Royal Assbadger (@Royal_Assbadger) December 3, 2019

They’ve really apple/banana’d themselves on this one:

“It’s our job to go there and tell the difficult stories” https://t.co/fX9uLrjCC4 — Darryl Godden (@DarrylGodden) December 3, 2019

Read this next tweet in your best James Earl Jones voice please:

And, finally, this will never not be funny:

We are real news Mr. President. #realnews — Jim Acosta (@Acosta) February 18, 2017

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