WHERE THE TRUTH IS HISTORY.

A LOT HAS BEEN WRITTEN ABOUTTHE FIRST THANKSGIVING BETWEEN

PILGRIMS AND NATIVE AMERICANS.

BUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ATTHAT FIRST HISTORIC DINNER?

- DUDE, SEE? I TOLD YOU.

WHO NEEDS TO READ A BUNCHOF STUPID BOOKS

WHEN WE'VE GOTHISTORY CHANNEL?

- WE KNOW THE FIRST THANKSGIVINGWAS IN THE FALL OF 1621,

BUT NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THATTHE FIRST EXCHANGING OF FOOD

BETWEEN PILGRIMSAND NATIVE AMERICANS

MAY HAVE BEENVISITED BY ALIENS!

- IN EVERY JOURNAL ENTRYWE RESEARCH

FROM THOSE EARLY PILGRIMS,NOT ONE ENTRY

MENTIONS ANYTHING ABOUT ALIENSNOT BEING THERE.

- AND WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD?

DOES THE APPEARANCE OF STUFFINGAT THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TABLE

SUGGEST A KIND OF ALIENTECHNOLOGY?

- OOH-HO!

- WHAT?THIS ISN'T HISTORY!

- DUDE, IT IS CALLEDHISTORY CHANNEL.

- YEAH!- AND IF WE LOOK IN ALL

THE JOURNALSAND ALL THE HISTORY BOOKS,

THERE IS NO REFERENCETO "STUFFING" BEFORE 1621.

SO, WHERE DID IT COME FROM?

DID IT COME FROM SPACE?WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

- DID ANCIENT ALIENS SHAPETHE FIRST THANKSGIVING?

IS IT MERE COINCIDENCE THAT CAPECOD, WHEN VIEWED FROM SPACE,

LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN LIFE FORM?

- WHAT EXACTLY DIDTHE PILGRIMS EXPERIENCE?

HOW EXACTLY DID THOSE BEINGS

FROM ANOTHER WORLD SHAPETHE DINNER WE CELEBRATE

EVERY NOVEMBER?

- WHAT?

- KYLE, WHY ARE YOU BEINGSO GRUMPY?

ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD AGAIN?

- WE ARE NOT BASING RESEARCHFOR OUR REPORT ON THIS CRAP!

- OKAY, LET'S TAKE A VOTE.

WHO THINKS THE POSSIBILITY OFANCIENT ALIENS AT THANKSGIVING

MAKES FOR AN INTERESTINGHISTORY REPORT?

- DUDE!

- OKAY, AND WHO WANTS TO TAKE

A LITTLE PAMPRIN SO THEIRMENSTRUAL CRAMPS

STOP BRINGING EVERYONE DOWN?

KYLE.- ALL RIGHT, FINE.

LET'S JUST GET THIS STUPIDREPORT OVER WITH.