Oh, P.C. Principal.How are you today?

What are you doingin the faculty bathroom?

You know,I think you and I

got off on the wrong footthe other day.

By all means, please,keep your dick out.

You see, I'm not going to acceptfour days of detention,

and you're goingto apologize publicly

for being so strict to meand my friends at school.

What the [bleep]are you talking about?

It's just a request,that's all.

See you around.

Oh, you seem to have droppedsomething, P.C. Principal.

What's this?

Why, this is a little boy'sunderwear.

[ Sniffs ]

Why, this isButters' underwear.

What?

P.C. Principal,you have Butters' underwear?

And now...

[ Sloshing ]

Oh, my gosh,it's got you DNA all over it.

This certainlydoesn't look good for you.

I don't need to tell anyoneabout this.

No, I think we havean understanding.

Capiche?

What did you just say?

You mean about keepingyour dick out?

"Capiche"?

You're associatingItalian-Americans

to intimidation tactics?

You better watchyour microaggressions, bro.

O-kay.

Look, you don'twant to end up

like the spokesman for Subway,do you?

Did you just use a term

that excludes womenfrom an occupation?!

Okay, let's back up.Aah!

Did you just say spokesmaninstead of spokesperson

when womenare just as capable

of selling sandwichesas anyone?!

Are you purposelytrying to use words

that assertyour male privilege?!

No, I'm sorry!

I was just trying to frame youfor raping Butters!

Do you think Italian-Americansand women are less important?!

Oh, God!

You dare to use wordsthat alienate

two communities of peoplewho have to deal