NSFW Let's face it, carbon fibre car bonnets aren't the most visually stimulating items, so if you're attempting to punt one down at the world's fave tat bazaar, why not give your auction a bit of added va-va-voom?

Since we have no doubt whatsoever that this provocative marketing ploy will shortly fall foul of the eBay arse police, here are full-size snaps demonstrating the delicious curves which can be yours for a starting bid of just 420 quid:

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