This is a picture of a Blue Waffle Infection. Next time you go down on your girlfriend, recall this image in your mind and let the aroma of the Blue Waffle surround you. Lavish the moment as your tongue navigates through slimy blue waves of the sea of disease filling up your mouth till blue goo comes out of your nose like too much champagne. Blue Waffle Infection is the new 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I think it’s quite clear from the picture where Blue Waffle Infection got its name from. Waffle is a slang word for vulva (or vagina) and the image itself gives a hint as to why it’s “blue”. It is said that when vagina is so filthy it develops the Blue Waffle Infection, the STD will cause the labia to bruise gaining the blue tint.

You may not find references to the Blue Waffle Infection in any doctor books, nor officially recognized pictures of it on the internet, but I’m sure this image exists in a Book on Gynaecology of Pandora. This Avatar style aroused vagina didn’t however make it to the final cut of the James Cameron’s blockbuster movie.