Now that I've got that song stuck in your head, let me tell you about my day.

It's half-past nine and I have my bright red baseball cap on, sporting my avocado-green fingerless gloves, and my royal blue jumper. I'm about ready to bike into town to spend the day with my friends when mum tells me there's mail for me.

It's a fairly large parcel with arrows marked in crimson. "DO NOT CRUSH." "THIS SIDE UP."

Mum inspects the label. "This came all the way from Littleroot Town."

Whatever's inside must be delicate. I carefully peel off the packing tape when it suddenly rattles.

My eyes fall upon the side of the box where "BEWARE WILD ANIMAL POKEMON INSIDE" was scrawled in large text.

It was too late to react.

The box flaps fly open. An ear twitches out. I move closer. PIKA-PIKA!!!!

A bright yellow rodent pocket monster leaps into my arms and sparks fly.

No, sparks literally fly. That darn thing shocked me! Thankfully I was able to get him back in his pokeball before my hair went anymore Super Saiyan.

At the bottom of the box was a note from Professor VLXWGN welcoming me to the world of Pokemon. Professor bestowed upon me a glorious Pokedex to guide me and a sapphire cartridge to jump-start my path to becoming the best there ever was--a PokeMaster.

My reaction when I'm about to run into some patches of tall grass: https://vine.co/v/ebn0lpgqHvb

Thank you, Professor VKXWGN! Today you have made me the happiest person.