I'm so happy to actually have received a gift for once. It seems like I'm always matched with some flake who doesn't follow the rules. Not this time! I got a real rootin' tootin' honest to goodness rule follower! And he or she is a total GGGG (Good-Guy-Gift-Giver) for telling me that I had posted the wrong amazon wishlist info.

My Gifter was kind enough to provide me with a wide assortment of interesting items. First thing that caught my eye were a set of red knit gloves. The gifter lovingly wrote of their cellophane enclosure that they "should come in handy in Seattle." Awww, they didn't read my profile and do know that I'm moving this winter to Seattle from Arizona! the best part is that I can wear and still use a smartphone! Now I don't have to choose between warm hands or Reddit-is-Fun. Much to my surprise they fit my enormous hands!!

Next was a Beer-cosy for Dystopia Dark Lager. This suits my love of MAD MAX perfectly.

Beyond that I found a knife sharpener? Because my knives need sharpening? AWESOME! It actually seems really cool, cant wait to use it.

Taking a cue from my interest in stuff from Japan, my Gifter included a Cast Marble Puzzle. Looks super cool. Can't wait to put this on my work desk an share the mystery.

My gifter included a Flu and Germ protection kit. Pretty sure this to help me accomplish my dream of working as a crime scene investigator. This will help keep crime germ out of my nasal passages!

For occasions where I have to dress up, but want to stick it to the non-smartphone using bourgeoise my gifter included a lovely set of smartphone inspired cufflinks. It's say's "yes, I'm fancy...but I also watch youtube in restaurants."

Last but certainly not least: A crazy cool Wine chilling bag! it's an insulating bag that chills wine quickly. Looks like it will be great for picnics! I'm not a big wine drinker, But my wife is! I can't wait to take this for a test drive, and the packaging promises "Years of enjoyment!" Years you guys. Years.

I am super please with everything and am grateful to my gifter. Thank you for your time is selecting these items for me. I hope the holiday season is just as kid to you.