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Pig: Whatcha doing, Rat? Rat: I'm on hold with an airline and a recorded voice is apologizing for the inconvenience and telling me they appreciate my business. Which is nice to bear but becomes...sheer @*#@*@# mockery when you've heard it thirty-one @#*#@*# times in a row!! Pig: Maybe they really really appreciate your business. Rat: They should just say, 'You're screwed and it amuses us.'