So, yesterday I got a message from Secret Santa, letting me know half of my gift had shipped, and that it would get here on Friday... I was really excited! Like, whoooo! EXCITED!! Just as I'm about to leave work to head home, I get a text from my wife, that the flu has hit our house. This sucks. On my way home, I stop by the post office and amongst my usual junk mail, magazines, and bills, there's a key for the parcel boxes.... what? What is this craziness??? I'm not expecting a package until FRIDAY! So I open the parcel box, and dang, that's a nice size box. Bigger than anything I've ordered recently, so I have no idea what it is. It's addressed to me, AKA Terraspatial, my reddit username. OH EM GEE. IT'S TOTALLY EARLY!!! WOOT!! Problem is, it's too big as is to fit on my motorcycle, so I quickly open the box and see another box, black, that'll fit in my saddlebags. SWEET! I get home, the kids are cranky and destroying the house, Dear Wife is completely feverish and sick, so whatever awesomeness I've gotten from SS is just going to have to wait until the morning when I get back to the office to get properly inspected. Now that it's daylight, I can properly see this black box of awesomeness is labeled Portal 2. Niiiiiiiice. Portal is a very cool game. I like where this is headed. Box is opened, whaddya know? Bookends!! AND LOOK WHAT ELSE.... MY BOOKS NEED LESS LIBRARY-ISH BOOKENDS!!! AND MORE AWESOME PORTAL-LY BOOKENDS! So I clean my stuff up, and now my little work library is 1000% more awesome.

THANK YOU, SECRET SANTA!