Miguel Cabrera turns 35 next month, and he’s stuck on a rebuilding Tigers team with little hope of contention in 2018.

Over the past season, Detroit’s roster has been decimated, and Cabrera’s monster contract basically means he’s staying in Detroit. But with all the new faces in the Tigers clubhouse, Cabrera hasn’t exactly been rushing to learn everyone’s names.

In fact, he’s never been big on learning names. According to a recent Bleacher Report feature, Cabrera sticks to his fool-proof system of calling most of his teammates “bro.”

Via Bleacher Report:

“I’ve been here for 10 years and most of my teammates, I don’t even know their names,” he says. C’mon. Even in the old days, Miggy? “No,” he protests. “Even in the old days. You can ask any player if I know every name and he’ll say no.” So what, then, did you call them? “I say, ‘Hey, bro. What’s up, bro?'” (Torii) Hunter, in Florida, and (Ian) Kinsler, in Arizona, both roar with laughter when they hear this. “His favorite word was ‘bro,'” Hunter says. “Bro, bro. And then he’d go to another guy. Bro, bro. “That’s so true. That’s 100 percent true. And he has this funny way of saying it. He sticks his hand out and says, Bro…bro…broohhh.”

Honestly, that’s amazing.

It’s clear his teammates have noticed that Cabrera doesn’t know anyone’s names, and he just continues to call them bro.

The Tigers could easily fix this issue with some team-building and icebreaker exercises. It shouldn’t be too difficult to learn 24 names of people you see everyday.