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Often on Turtleboy we expose fake hate crimes and race baiting dooshnozzles calling people racist who aren’t racist at all. But a critique we often hear is, “Turtleboy doesn’t think racism is real.” Wrong. We know full well that racism is alive and well, just as it has been since the inception of our country. The difference is that today it’s stigmatized and generally accepted as immoral. It’s also not state sanctioned. So yea, in a country with 340+ million people, even if 0.01% of them are racist, thats still a Fenway Park full of racist people. Many of these people are smart enough to hide their racism for fear of losing their job or justifiably being strung up on charges in Internet court. Others……not so much.

This is Eric Sadler, and his skankbiscuit wife Selina from Russell (next to Westfield):

Before we go any further you will notice that she has a tittoo of an unknown word directly above her gerber servers….

It says, “Liseheness.” As in Jacob Lisheness, her coke dealing, rape and murder threatening ex-boyfriend who she ditched after getting arrested together during a drug bust in 2015:

Three Westfield residents were arrested on drug charges Friday, following a month-long investigation that led to police trailing a car on an alleged drug run to Hartford. Jacob Lisheness, 32, the primary target of the investigation; Selina Hine, 21, described by police as Lisheness’ girlfriend; and Angelina Pagano, 22, the alleged driver of the car, were arrested Friday night after allegedly returning from a drug buy. All three are facing charges of cocaine trafficking and conspiracy to violate drug laws. Lisheness was also arrested in July after he allegedly threatened to have a bartender in Southwick raped and murdered. Those charges are still pending, a clerk at the Westfield District Court said. Westfield police became aware of Lisheness’ alleged distribution of narcotics in Westfield and Southwick and launched an investigation about a month ago, Westfield Police Capt. Mike McCabe said.

So I guess missionary is out of the picture for poor Eric. Don’t worry man, you got dibs on lower back. You can write Sadler in bonkjuice while you saddler her.

Eric wisely elected to take to Facebook yesterday to accuse some brown guy who owns a gas station of setting up a white guy for a crime he didn’t commit, in a ploy to win a city council seat and commit insurance fraud. Or something. Except instead of brown guy he chose…….

Sand n word. Interesting strategy. Let’s see how it plays out.

A black guy who is Facebook friends from him posted about it without directly naming Eric Sadler, and the Westfield Wang Jockey showed up to make it clear that it was about him….

So let me get this straight. Some black guy (from Springfield of course, because that’s the only place black people live in the 413) robbed a home in Westfield, therefore you have free reign to use the n word until black people universally agree to stop commit crimes. Makes sense.

And “keep that shit over there and in your neighborhood” doesn’t sounds like racism or segregation at all either.

He was just getting warmed up…

Oh OK. He doesn’t have a problem with all black people. He’s just going to use a racial slur openly because he blames the criminal behavior of some on the entire race of people. And since the OP is black it is incumbent upon him to reach out to the entire black community (because all black people have the entire black community on speed dial) and talk some sense into them. Seems fair.

Instead of firing back at this rocket scientist the OP attempted to engage him in a productive dialogue. Shockingly that failed….

“You won’t tell any of your black brothers to do the rite thing and get a job and because of that they’ll keep robbing and stealing.”

Another strong point. It’s mostly the OP’s fault that his “black brothers” commit crimes. Because all black people are his brother.

The Wang Jockey just wanted to put his “two sense” in

Mainly his sense of telepathy so the OP can figure out every black person who is predisposed to committing crimes, and “pull a brother aside” in order to tell them to cut the crap!!

Don’t get Eric wrong, he wants the n word to disappear, he just can’t stop saying it until black people everywhere obey the law. And according to him it is the “majority” of black people who commit crimes on the regular….

And obviously he is a well-researched scholar, so we can assume that statistic came from reliable and quantifiable data sources.

Turns out he came to this conclusion by watching the news….

It’s true. When I put on the news it’s almost exclusively black people being arrested. Us white folk never break the law. Ever.

Evidently the rest of the people who had a problem with his use of racial slurs just aren’t able to have a “civil” discussion about times in which it is OK for him to call people the n word……

Soon the wife showed up to defend her latest chudstuffer’s honor, and she was even more brilliant than he was. According to Mrs. Skankbiscuit it’s OK for white people to call black people the n word, so long as they’re attacking what she perceives to be “grimy” people:

No word yet if having your coke dealing ex-boyfriend’s name tattooed on your jugs is grimy. But this certainly squashed any preconceived notions that her womb broom might be racist:

“WHITE FUCKING POWER.”

Oh yea, you’re totally NOT racist dude. Lots of non-racist people randomly write WHITE FUCKING POWER on a public forum using their real name.

She, like the latest guy who goes spelunking in her stench trench, claims that she regularly uses the word to demean people of all colors who are “grimy”:

“I ain’t saying I’m just calling blacks ni***ers”

See? It’s OK because she calls a diverse group of people a racial slur specifically made to dehumanize black people, in order to demean people of all races. Not JUST black people. But yet…..

“I ain’t saying I’m just calling blacks ni***ers”

Certainly sounds like calling black people the n word is pretty common occurrence, so much so that you felt the need to point out that you call lots of people that word. Just sayin.

When in doubt, just bust out the caps lock though….

I totally thought she was a racist. Then her caps lock broke. I’m convinced she’s good people now.

She’s not using the n word like it was in the slave days though. She’s just talking about “grimy” people who “comin to other places and taking what’s not theirs.”

Translation – black people from Springfield who come to Westfield.

Pro tip – if you’re gonna insist on using the n word on social media, and then proceed to justify it by saying much more racist shit, you probably shouldn’t have your employer listed on your profile….

But according to the Wang Jockey he is in no danger of losing his job if NorthStar Pulp & Paper sees this blog because he puts up good numbers. Plus he has way more FACKS than the simple minded people he just OWNED….

STOOPID!!

And if that doesn’t work he can always play the “I was angry” card….

You can tell he won the argument because the OP’s wife sent him a friend request….

Except friend requesting, and Facebook’s “people you may know” feature are completely different things….

Back to the Skankbiscuit….she can’t be racist because she has “plenty of multicultural friends” in Russell….

Afghans, Mongolians, Brazilians, Namibians, Croatians. You can close your eyes and spin a globe and chances are your finger will land somewhere in which she has a good friend. More specifically she has lots of black friends:

Which is totally NOT the default, first option excuse for racist folk who have been called out for being racist.

Oh, and did we mention that they have a baby?

LOL.

She’s obviously a great Mom because she teaches him that it’s “OK to defend his race”

This is a discussion I’ve had with my white son many times. First I taught him his ABC’s, then I taught him how to stand up for white people as a whole. After all, we’re all on the same team, and there’s nothing racist about identifying with other people based solely on the color of their skin.

Plus, if you’re a white person who doesn’t defend themselves by calling people racial slurs, then you don’t deserve to be white….

Hand over your privilege please.

Anyway, we’d love to have Selina and/or Eric on Turtleboy Live this Saturday night so we can discuss this some more. Since they’re so much smarter than everyone else perhaps they can break this down in terms simple minded folk will understand so that we won’t be STOOPID any longer.

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