Both dates ended in a handshake.

This idea is so goddamn good that we kind of hate Vice for having it first.

Matthew Lesh (21) and Deborah Wu (18) are from the University of Melbourne. Vice sent them bowling. They both sucked at bowling, and kept their politics as metaphorical as possible. “I can do well with gutters,” Deborah says at one point. “You know, some support? Like, a social safety net?”

Bridget Bourke (20) and Jack Aquilina (21) are from La Trobe. Vice sent them to Jack’s favourite Italian restaurant. They didn’t beat around the bush.

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“Have you tried to submit your stuff to Farrago? They’ll take anything.”

“Yeah, I saw some of your articles in there.”