I repeat: being a mascot is bizarre. The job gives you incredible highs. Just imagine standing next to a pitch hearing your name (well, Rammie's name, but they become interchangeable soon enough) and requesting their favourite song cues. No other supporter gets as close to the pitch as you, and no other supporter gets to lead their heroes out of the tunnel at the start of the game (officially, Robbie Savage had that honour as captain - but I think we both knew who was in charge). The real hairs literally stand on end.