Walter walter Real Name Walter Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruiz y Picasso Clements Jr. Aliases W, A, L, T, E, R, Your Majesty, linus tech tips, walter Relatives Mike (Brother) Walter Clements Sr. (Father) Merideth Clements (Mother) Uncle Nelson (Uncle) Aunt Serina (Aunt) IQ 7.92×33mm Job CEO of Ching Chong Drug Factory Affiliation Lil Bro (Friend) Joe (Friend) Wiley (fear) Benjamin (Friend) Nationality Chad republic,Niger Status Stage 6 testicular cancer,level 8 diabetes Biographical information Marital status Divorced with 9 kids Age 14/88 Date of birth Early 420s Place of birth Say, Niger Date of death actually immortal Place of death Alternate Universe Physical description Species Germanic Aryan Gender Holocaust Height 6,9 Weight 69 tonnes of pure cum Eye color Midnight Green





"Whos Joe?" - Walter at camp

"I killed them all. Not just the men but the women and the children too" -Walter to his men at Dachau

"tasty water, ill give them that much"- Walter at Chernobyl.

"sex" - walter when he wants to have butt sex

"massive" - Walter when fondling with his own cock and balls

"me defet u with moster troock!" - Walter while beating up a gang leader who stole his 'moster troock'

"this game so fun" - Walter while playing GTA 5 Online with a modded menu

"ow" - Walter while being put on his immortality circle



Walter is a simple-minded dog with a deep appreciation for fire trucks and moster trucks. and has also been suspected of committing various war crimes in the Bosnian war.



Walter the dog has also been caught trying to enter the United States (By private jet) illegally with 400 tonnes of weed on him 5 times in the past year. 3 out of the 5 times, Walter has been caught with male prostitutes as well.





Appearance

Walter's appearance originates from an image[​2]​​ of Julius the Bull Terrier in which Nelson directly faces the camera and his ears are hidden from view. Walter's appearance provides a horrifying path into the mind of the deranged. His eyes - twin pits into the endless abyss of cheems - only detect movement. In this way, they are like the eyes of the T-Rex, another apex predator. Walter is love Walter is life he look like dried up rasin ballsack doe





Walter also has a large circular rash around his massive nose because he falls asleep with other dogs testicles on his face.





Personality

Taking his personality from his namesake, Walter Clements, Walter is a simple character who speaks less than he acts. When he does speak, however, he often shows his deep love for fire trucks and monster trucks. * Despite being a husk of his former self, Walter is a kind soul with deep familial bonds. He dearly cares for his father and mother. Walter also values his friends immensely as they helped him through a rough period in his life after he and his family had to move towns and he was the new kid on the block. He is afraid of his cousin Wiley. Despite his love for family and friends, Walter holds deep grudges against any strangers who he thinks have wronged him, going to extremes that include other innocents; going so far as to hold children at gunpoint as a way to protest Rule 7 being initiated by the Mods. * Has Also shown signs of schizophrenia and seems to be in a dangerous mental state after the trauma of committing horrible actions in his past. * hot sexy male ready to pound out and bust an extremely fat one





History

Origins in the Lore

Walter was born sometime in the early 1980s to Walter Clements Sr. and Meredith Abdullah Mohammed Aethelfrith Clements. One night in the mid-1990s, a house fire started after his father, Walter Clements Sr., failed to completely stub out his cigarette before trashing it. After leftover grease in the trash can from his mother, Meredith's cooking was ignited, the small fire quickly spread throughout the whole house. Walter, who was using the toilet after waking up from his sleep, soon became entrapped in the bathroom as flames reached his room. Walter called out in fear for his father who quickly rushed to his aid and pulled him out of the house only for Walter to collapse after inhaling too much smoke. Luckily, with fire trucks on the scene to combat the blaze, Walter and his family were rushed to the hospital where he made a full recovery. After this moment, Walter's love for fire trucks originated thanks to their integral role in saving both his and his father's life from the housefire.





Move to Eville

However, while Walter and his family had escaped from the fire, their house, unfortunately, did not come out in one piece. Without a house of their own, the Clements family was offered a temporary place to stay by Uncle Nelson. On the 7 and a half-hour drive to Eville, Walter's father spilled the beans that they probably would never return to their old town nor would Walter see his friends again, causing Walter to ignore his parents and not eat in frustration. Once arriving at Uncle Nelson's, Walter immediately retreated into his guest room and locked the door. Walter's father attempted to talk to him through the door only to finally be allowed in after he mentioned he had leftovers from lunch for the fasting and hungry child. Walter's father promised him that, while adjusting to a new life would be difficult, he and Meredith would do everything they could to give Walter the best childhood they could. After living in retardville for years on end, Walter became more angry with his parents. he believed his Dad didn't care about him anymore, and that the promise he made to him was a lie.





City fun

New to the city, Walter's Uncle took him out to go see a monster truck rally as a kind-of introduction to their new opportunities in their new hometown, at which point he became greatly infatuated with these vehicles as well. However, still the new kid on the block, Walter attempted to make new friends with little success until one day another kid approached him on the playground and gave him his toy fire truck and monster truck to play with. Walter grabbed the child by his leg and smashed his fragile skull against the monkey bars. He wanted all the trucks for himself. He was arrested on the spot. He was a Boer during the Tet offensive and served as the supreme leader of the Volkssturm in Frozen II

Walter was offered a wish from make a wish because of his terminal testicular cancer. He decided to waste his wish on trying to meet Walter White (The star methamphetamine drug-lord in the Netflix original TV series, Breaking Bad).

The Last Straw

With Walter unable to make any friends, he began to resent his parents more and more, until one day his father told him they were moving even farther away, from Eville to Retardville, and he likely would not be seeing his Uncle for a long time.

Walter was enraged, as his Uncle was his only friend at the time. That night, he stole his Dad's wallet and Car Keys and drove off in his car. He decided to move to Miami, where he lived in a small apartment for 3 years, selling drugs to afford his rent. It was here that he would end up commiting many egregious crimes and becoming addicted to Crystal Meth.

Miami was also the place where Walter met Doge for the first time, and where they originally became friends.

Retardville

Walter and Doge would go on to become great friends, leading Walter to move to Retardville and take up a job, even checking himself into rehab for his addiction. In Retardville, Walter met Cheemsburbger and Perro, who he would also become friends with Kensaku, finally achieving his dream of having real friends. He soon got a job at SoftBank Retardville from Kensaku as his first true job but he did not enjoy the life of legality and living by the law, so he tried to become CEO of the company. He did successfully and renovated the building to be a drug growing and building called the "Ching Chong Drug Factory" to live his illegal life again and to make fun of Kensaku for being asian.

Walter is responsible for being to world's richest drug dealer worth 420Billion because he was the dog behind the US government making crack and weed legal. He lives a happy life growing drugs and killing jews.

Trivia

He is based on Brad Pitt

He likes fire trucks and monster trucks.

He is the sole character that has seen The Person Who Asked

Walter speaks 5 languages : English, Sarcasm and Arabic Afrikaans

He is almost non-verbal as he only says things about fire truck and monster truck

Extremely limited vocabulary

Extremely Nice despite Evil things done

Walter has various war crimes under his belt and is wanted in more states than currently exist

He is being chased by Cheems for not selling him a cheemsburbger, instead providing a cheeseburger.

Walter's real name is Walter (duh)

walter’s favorite songs are Bad Guy by Billie Eillish and Kampflied der Nationalsozialisten by Hitlerjugend choir

Walter created Bruh City





References

↑ https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/walter-clements # ↑ https://twitter.com/PupperNelson/status/1046428179618045952



