AJ: Ah heard y'all're lookin' fer a ship.

Customer: A fast ship.

AJ: And a pilot.

Customer: A good pilot.

AJ: And a planet ta fly to.

Customer: Well, we actually already have a destination in mind-

AJ: And a universe whose laws a' physics allow for the breakin' of the light-speed barrier.

Customer: Um... preferably-

AJ: And ah mean really breakin' it, whole-hog, non a' that darn time dilation or nuthin'.

Customer: Time dilation? I think-

AJ: And th' kind a' computers what will make hyper-precise calculations so as ta hit a target th' size of a neutrino once th' jump's done.

Customer: ... someone found their hyperdrive owner's manual.

AJ: Hey, y'all be out in th' middle a' interstellar space when th' darn thang breaks down, see how bored YOU get.