Never played Minecraft? It’s pretty good! It’s got coarse dirt and Creepers and a cool dragon and a crazy discount of up to 50% off! What better way to celebrate our 50th anniversary? I mean, 25th anniversa– No, wait, 10th anniversary! ARGH

You can get up to 50% off Minecraft on Windows 10, Java, Xbox One, PlayStation 4 and Nintendo Switch.

Well, looks like the sale wasn’t so ten-themed after all, and that the discounts were actually a lot bigger. I feel quite the fool, but at least you get to enjoy an even bigger sale. At the end of the day, what’s more important to you – my self-esteem or you getting up to 50% off Minecraft?

Don’t answer that, and enjoy the sale!