Milwaukee Bucks guard OJ Mayo did an AMA on Reddit today and, as with any celebrity-fan Q&A session, there were some very interesting and strange moments to take away from it. However, this “question” – which is basically an absolutely insane love letter – posted by a user named ‘OverEmotionalCavsFan‘ definitely stood above the rest:

Ummmmmm, okay. That’s…that’s definitely….definitely something.

I’ve encountered some crazy ass people on the Internet in my day but, man, this is on some next level shit. I can’t even imagine what was going through Mayo’s head as he read that but he should MOST DEFINITELY work on getting a restraining order immediately. This person is definitely O.J.’s “Stan.”

It’s ALL insane, but this is definitely the highlight:

I don’t want to suck your dick, I want to suck your soul. I don’t want you to ram me in my ass, I want you to fuck me in the heart.

Yeah, so…wow.