Nyjer Morgan was ejected after striking out against Chris Carpenter in the ninth inning of the Brewers 2-0 loss to the Cardinals last night. That’s not surprising as it happens fairly regularly to Mr. Morgan. However, thanks to HD cameras and my extensive lip reading abilities, I have narrowed down Morgan’s rant to two possibilities. Because of the NSFW language, they are behind the cut.

Option One:

Nyjer Morgan swings and misses to strike out against Chris Carpenter.

Nyjer: Fuck you, bitch.

Throws seeds tobacco, sees Albert Pujols cut across the field.

Nyjer: Hey, fuck you! Fuck you! No, fuck you!

Teammates pull him back, obscuring his words.

Nyjer: [something]…fuck you…[something]…fuck you!

Option Two:

Nyjer Morgan swings and misses to strike out against Chris Carpenter.

Nyjer: I don’t play accurately—any one can play accurately—but I play with wonderful expression.

Throws seeds tobacco, sees Albert Pujols cut across the field.

Nyjer: As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life.

Teammates pull him back, obscuring his words.

Nyjer: And [something]… speaking of the science of Life…[something]…have you got the cucumber sandwiches cut for Lady Bracknell?

Here is the video if you want to check it for yourself.