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Just a joke to lighten up the tension, Monaco feat Kris, feat Adolf Hitler

00:00 - 00:03 We have grown 8x since our ICO in June

00:04 - 00:05 We had a roadblock in August

00:05 - 00:07 ..And one in September

00:08 - 00:12 Our Roadmap is being updated at this very moment

00:12 - 00:15 We expect our ATH to be surpassed with the next announcement

00:17 - 00:19 Get the press release ready, sign off with Visa

00:19 - 00:21 I can finally re-enter the Slack channel

00:24 - 00:26 Boss

00:27 - 00:28 About Visa...

00:31 - 00:33 Visa has rejected our proposal due to our red color scheme

00:34 - 00:36 They want us to re-submit and comply with their blue hue

00:53 - 00:58 Those of you who have not downloaded the app, please leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 You people are all that's left!?

01:15 - 01:17 We have 18,000 fucking pre-orders!

01:18 - 01:23 We have free cards, free shipping and even $10 referral bonuses

01:25 - 01:28 This is why we're still losing to TenX

01:29 - 01:31 And they're led by a Dentist!

01:31 - 01:34 Another Tweet by Julian Hosp? Must've had oats for breakfast

01:34 - 01:37 I'm tired of TenX questions, they don't even work outside Europe!

01:37 - 01:40 Yet people still follow their Tweets! What's our social media team doing?

01:40 - 01:42 Boss, we've been undermanned for a long time now

01:42 - 01:46 That's why we hired Amy, look at how successful she's been!

01:46 - 01:48 Boss, Amy isn't a real person, its just me

01:48 - 01:52 How dare you! People will watch this video

01:53 - 01:54 They'll learn the truth!

01:56 - 01:57 How can I make an announcement

01:57 - 02:00 of a Visa card with NO Visa?

02:00 - 02:03 Even Centra has Floyd Mayweather going for it

02:04 - 02:08 If we don't hurry, Japan's going to find another Monacoin

02:08 - 02:13 And pump that coin 10x while we sit around waiting for approval

02:14 - 02:16 We don't even have any other work to do

02:17 - 02:21 Make up some excuse as to why we're delayed

02:27 - 02:29 This isn't the first time, or the last..

02:30 - 02:34 Bobby Bao is blaming me

02:34 - 02:36 It's never my fault though

02:41 - 02:42 It's not like Ensogo

02:43 - 02:47 I didn't have control of the Board!

02:48 - 02:53 I made a two hour long video explaining why

02:54 - 02:56 I doubt anyone watched it anyway

02:56 - 02:59 Barely anyone here even pre-ordered our product

03:00 - 03:02 Why don't you go work for Julian Hosp!?

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, I hear he can do this thing with his tongue

03:14 - 03:16 ..It is my fault

03:19 - 03:23 I've become the corporate monster that I hated most

03:25 - 03:26 I give up

03:31 - 03:33 We can still make profit

03:40 - 03:46 Scrub the word "Visa" from our press release, resend it to Asia and America

03:46 - 03:49 That should take a few days at least, thank God for time zones