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00:00 - 00:03 Jeebus: Boot threads are out of control

00:04 - 00:05 Jeebus: We have one every week

00:05 - 00:07 Jeebus: This is the WQT

00:08 - 00:12 Jeebus: It's where boot threads are supposed to go

00:12 - 00:15 Jeebus: But as you can see they have overrun the main board

00:17 - 00:19 Kinmuan: Toasters will take care of it

00:19 - 00:21 Kinmuan: Toasters hates boot threads and cadets

00:24 - 00:26 Jeebus: My Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Jeebus: Toasters...

00:31 - 00:33 TFTF: Toasters has deleted his account

00:34 - 00:36 TFTF: It appears he has gone dark.

00:53 - 00:58 Kinmuan: If you haven't read: LOTR, The Defense of Winterfell, or Mulan as SF, GET OUT

01:13 - 01:15 HOW COULD TOASTERS DELETE HIS ACCOUNT

01:15 - 01:17 HE NUKED SO MANY BOOT THREADS

01:18 - 01:23 HIS SHITPOSTING WAS ACTUAL QUALITY CONTENT

01:25 - 01:28 All we get are PT failure threads

01:29 - 01:31 WHY IS EVERYONE FAT?

01:31 - 01:34 Starting now, I will direct automod to kill

01:34 - 01:37 ALL BOOT THREADS

01:37 - 01:40 Toasters will not die in vain

01:40 - 01:42 The threads should stay up, they add valuable discussion

01:42 - 01:46 GOOGLE ADDS VALUABLE DISCUSSION

01:46 - 01:48 What would Toasters want though?

01:48 - 01:52 He would want me to ban every sorry boot poster on SIGHT

01:53 - 01:54 He had no patience for stupidity

01:56 - 01:57 Automoderator will save us

01:57 - 02:00 It will do what I could not

02:00 - 02:03 Boot threads will be purged from the sub

02:04 - 02:08 Never again will I read "what boots for Airborne school?"

02:08 - 02:13 Or "I am a Reserve AG 2LT, do I need Garmonts?"

02:14 - 02:16 Why is this such a difficult question

02:17 - 02:21 If everyone only knew how to use GOOGLE.

02:27 - 02:29 I'm sorry, I shouldn't get angry

02:30 - 02:34 It's just that Toasters was like a son to me

02:34 - 02:36 An autistic son that I felt bad for

02:41 - 02:42 He tried his best at moderating

02:43 - 02:47 BUT HE WAS NO MATCH FOR AUTOMOD

02:48 - 02:53 Automod is the one true god

02:54 - 02:56 Anyone who disagrees will be banned

02:56 - 02:59 Banished to the shadow realm of modmail and /r/rotc

03:00 - 03:02 Why the fuck am I an /r/rotc mod anyways?

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, they haven't banned Cadets yet

03:14 - 03:16 It pains me to do this gentleman

03:19 - 03:23 But this has gone on long enough

03:25 - 03:26 We have to try

03:31 - 03:33 Toasters would want us to try

03:40 - 03:46 God help him, he has IBOLC soon, he probably needs boots

03:46 - 03:49 What boots should he get for IBOLC?