David Cameron has announced plans to make Internet porn only accessible to people who choose to opt in to receive it. By doing so, this will create a vast database of people who want to access porn.

As David Cameron is championing this idea, it is clear that he is interested in your deepest and darkest sexual desires. He wants to know exactly what it is you want to watch online. Privacy is dead, if you access the Internet in Britain you must let David Cameron know what porn you want to see. So we have created this database so you can loudly and proudly shout it from the rooftops to the Internet.

You can also tweet your request to https://twitter.com/OptingInForPorn