<html lang="en"> <body> <div class="container-fluid"> <!-- Jumbotron With picture and whatnot --> <div class="jumbotron"> <div class="row"> <div class="col-xl-12 col-xs-12 vertical-center"> <h1 class="text-center"><strong>Dennis Bergkamp</strong></h1> <h2 class="text-center"><em>The man who could kick a bag of air around some grass better than most</em></h4> <div class="img-thumbnail"> <img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Dennis_Bergkamp_statue_2.jpg/1024px-Dennis_Bergkamp_statue_2.jpg" class="img-fluid rounded mx-auto d-block" alt="Statue of Dennis Bergkamp outside of the Arsenal Stadium"> <div class="caption text-center">This is a statue of Dennis Bergkamp outside the Arsenal Stadium. It looks like it's suspended in mid-air - clearly, this isn't the case because we don't live in the future yet. </div> </div> </div> <div class="col-xs-12 col-sm-10 offset-md-2 offset-sm-1 col-md-8"> <h3>Here's a timeline of some stuff that the Dutch guy has done:</h3> <ul> <li><strong>1969</strong>- He got bornified on May the 10th, which makes him a Taurus, which as we all know, means he has horns coming out of his head.</li> <li><strong>1986</strong>- Made his debut for Ajax against Roda JC on the 14th of December. The manager that gave him his first start was none other than Johan Cruyff, which, if you know anything about the roundball game, is significantly significant</li> <li><strong>1993</strong>- Joined Italian club Internazionale for £7.1 million. This whole period didn't work out for him very well, and he left at the end of the season in 1995</li> <li><strong>1995</strong>- Joined Arsenal in June. Didn't adapt to English football quickly, but when he did...</li> <li><strong>1997-98</strong>- Scored an great hattrick against Leicester City on the 1st of August 1997, with the third goal being quite special. Have a Captain Cook here:<br> <div class="embed-responsive embed-responsive-4by3"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ihZ2aanni2c?ecver=1" class="embed-responsive-item" allowfullscreen></iframe></div>He won the Premier League and the FA Cup with Arsenal that season, and went to the World Cup with Holland where he scored another cracker: <div class="embed-responsive embed-responsive-4by3"><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/XsZkCFoqSBs?ecver=1" allowfullscreen></iframe></div> Good Lord.</li> <li><strong>2006</strong>- Played his final season for Arsenal, scoring in his last game against West Bromwich Albion. </li> <li><strong>2011</strong>- Changed his mind about not coaching, and joined Ajax where he became assistant manager to pal and former team mate Frank De Boer. Hopefully, one day, he might overcome his aviophobia and become the manager of Arsenal, teaching his brand of artistic football to that team in London that seems glamourous from the outside, but really is a team that plays in a shitty part of London.</li> </ul> <blockquote class="blockquote text-center"> <p>DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! Aeeeiiiyeeeaaaaiiiihhhh.</p> <footer class="blockquote-footer">Legendary Dutch commentator Jack van Gelder</footer></blockquote> <h3>If you have time, you should totally read more about this incredible ball-kicker on his <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Bergkamp" target="_blank">Wikipedia entry</a> or at least track down a Youtube compilation of his best goals. They're pretty, pretty, pretty good.</h3> </div> </div> </div> </div> <footer class="footer text-center"> <p>Written and Coded by <a href="https://www.freecodecamp.com/doubledroz" target="_blank">Droz</a>, information stolen from the Interwebz</p> </body> </html>

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