So this long box was delivered today. My husband asked me what kind of weird thing I ordered and before I could respond he said “It’s from your Reddit Secret Santa!”

So now I am really interested in this box. What the heck could it be? What would be in such an odd shaped box? My husband looked at me puzzled as well and said “A Christmas Story leg lamp maybe?” I was at a loss..

I started tearing into the box when it hit me. OMG, could it be what I think it is? The box size was right. I ripped the box all the way open and there she was. My very own Lucille! <3. I’ve been wanting one of these for a couple of years now! I am absolutely thrilled with this gift! Thank you, thank you, thank you Santa!!

THIS is LUCILLE .... and she. is. AWESOME! I am Negan!

As if Lucille was not enough I found a note in the box telling me that this was just a gift to tide me over and I would be getting another gift next week! Holy crap balls Santa! You rock! I will updated when the other gift arrives!

Update: So my other package came! I opened the package to find a red cashmere scarf. I thought "That's odd. What does that have to do with... OOOOHHHHH!!" I laughed out loud when it hit me like a ton of bricks. You freaking got me a scarf like Negan's! Awesome!!

Thank you so very much for the very thoughtful gift Santa! You rock!

Update #2: I got the third package today. Holy shit Santa, I am wowed. I opened the box and peeled back the paper and saw the Jason replica mask. Wait.... is that an autograph? Does that say what I think it does?? A quick google search confirmed that this mask was indeed signed by Ari Lehman, the very first Jason. OMG this is awesome!!!!

That’s when it happened. My eyes started going blurry and the tears started welling up. I go deeper in the box and amongst the candy there is also a Westworld T-Shirt that I gave really wanted, a bag full of horror figurines, a Spy Deck, and some squeaky balls for my fur babies.

The tears are rolling down my cheeks at this point and I’m getting hit hard in the feels. Damn you Santa, you really got me. You really put some thought and effort into this and I’m touched more than you can possibly know. I am so lucky to have been matched with someone as thoughtful as you! Thank you so much for everything. I am in awe of your generosity.