They have bets about when Arya and Gendry will get engaged. When, what they’re doing. (Saturday morning on the couch, watching cartoons I the’It jammies, eating Cocoa Puffs. Arya says, “Lets get married, stupid.” ) Podrick wins for when. Joanna for what they were doing.

2) Arya and Gendry don’t tell anyone. They just go to a courthouse, get married, and show up to a family dinner with rings, and wait for someone - ANYONE - to notice. Because family dinners are notoriously chaotic (thanks, Bran). Brienne finally notices and Jaime immediately begins to plan a party. Pills out his phone and calls the caterer.

The first thing Jaime does is cry. Cause we all know papa bear is going full on “MY BABIES ARE GETTING MARRIED”😂