If an alien were to peer at our planet from space, they would see some of humanity’s most wonderous creations.

But now they would also see a gigantic penis carved into a dried lake bed in the south west of Australia.

An unknown artist has built a willy so huge that it’s turned up on Google Maps, where it has been labelled ‘Aussie Weiner’.

The huge manhood must have taken a fair amount of time and effort to build (Photo: Google)

This is the dried up lake when the willy was erected (Photo: Google)

News of the massive male member was first published on a Facebook group called Take The Piss Geelong, which wrote: ‘If the legend who did this can inbox us with any form of proof, that’d be awesome.




‘We have a beer with your name on it.’

The page also asked for any other local residents experiences of turning on Google Maps or Earth, prompting one chap to post the following picture of this encounter with the Street View car:

Since the mighty erection was spotted on Google Maps, people have also been leaving reviews about it.

‘Left me very satisfied,’ wrote one person.

‘Pretty good size (of lake),’ another added.

Modern technology has allowed us to comprehend the sheer delight our species appears to take in carving gigantic dongs into the landscape.

In 2011, Google Earth captured a a penis that had been drawn on the lawn of a school in New Zealand with weed killer.

It also allowed us to gawp at a church resembling a willy and exposed a family whose teenage son’s massive penis drawing was on their roof for a year before it was spotted in satellite imagery.

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