Prince Charles: “Oh, God. I’ll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!”

Camilla (laughing): “What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? (Both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a pair of knickers.”

Prince Charles: “Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck! (Laughs)”

Camilla: “You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.

Prince Charles: “My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.”

Prince of Wales has warned global leaders they have 18 critical months to solve climate

This warning comes two years after the world was destroyed by Charles’ earlier deadline of 2017.