It’s easy to speak Australian, just abbreviate everything, says Sydney-based online comedian Josh Hawkins.

The 30 year-old uploaded the short clip under the moniker Hi Josh on Monday night, poking fun at Australian slang.

With more than 300,000 views and 7,000 shares over Facebook, the clip is demonstrating to the world just how efficient Australians can be.

'We’re from Australia. We love a good chat; but not for too long. So what us Aussies have done is abbreviate everything,' Hawkins says in the clip.

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Keir (left) annunciates words and Hawkins (right) translates them into the Australian abbreviations

Himself and actor Rhys Keir translate around 90 words to ‘Strayan’, and satirise the English and Australian stereotypes down to their posture.

‘Chocolate’ becomes ‘choccie’, ‘postman’ becomes ‘postie’ and ‘devastated’ becomes ‘devo’.

The abbreviations might seem like laziness, but any Aussie will tell you it's clever time saving.

We miss two syllables from ‘this afternoon’ to ‘s’arvo’. Two syllables doesn’t sound like much, but added up, 'Strayans are left with more time to play footy or have a bevvy on a Sundee arvo.

ENGLISH Football Biscuit Chocolate Devastated Afternoon This afternoon Tuesday Saint Vincent De Paul Salvation Army U-Turn From out west Garbage man Tracksuit pants Sunglasses Advertisement

AUSTRALIAN Footy Biccy Choccie Devo Arvo S'arvo Choosdee Vinnies Salvos Uey Westie Garbo Trackie dacks Sunnies Advertisement

Keir annunciates 'avocado', and Hawkins translates it to 'avo', laughing.

Using the moniker Hi Josh, Hawkins pokes fun at Australian slang words like 'Uey'

Hawkins abbreviates 'Service Station' to 'Servo'. The slang version is two syllables shorter

The pair satirised English and Australian stereotypes down to their postures

It might appear lazy, but any Aussie will tell you it's clever time saving