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Goat: What are you doing, Rat?... I'm trying to talk on the phone. Rat: I am Jerk Czar, the self-appointed anointer of jerks. Goat; So why are you bothering me? Rat: Because you're using your cell phone in a restaurant and nobody wants to hear your phone calls. Goat: Yeah, well, it's important, so- Rat: I anoint rather hard.