Last week, as an ‘exams-are-over-woo’ treat, I decided to go the cinema and watch the latest action film, Haywire, starring Gina Carano, Michael Douglas, Channing Tatum and Ewan McGregor.

The film revolves around ninja-agent Mallory Kane (played by Gina Carano), who, after being falsely set up on a mission, seeks revenge on those who betrayed her. It follows her journey, including a twisting plot line, whilst including some great combat scenes.

Even though Carano succeeds in executing the balance with power and style (yes, she still has some swagger), I found the actual narrative very slow. In comparison to action films like Mission Impossible:GI or 2008’s Taken, the fast-paced and excitement is lost in this movie. The droning background music and lack of actual script makes the film drag, and I found myself concentrating more on my packet of crisps than the movie itself.

The plot, whilst packed with some semi-decent twists and turns, it fails to fully engage the audience, and carries with it some confusing plot holes. Some aspects seem to also lack realism; for example, Kane’s hair magically turns into cornrows (such a fashion faux pas may I add, ninja or not) when she’s supposedly tight for time, and apparently she holds psychic abilities and can find people instantly when they’re isolated on a romote beach.

Confused? Me too.

I walked out of the cinema that day rather disappointed and, if I’m honest, pretty bored. The film failed to entertain me – the men might appreciate Carona’s ‘banging bod’, and whilst it carries some compelling right scenes, it’s generally a bit of a snooze. In fact, I was so down, that it took a lot of chocolate and x1million cups of tea to perk me up again; don’t let that be you.

P.S Also, as a huge Ewan McGregor fan, it hurts to say this but – his American accent was pretty cringe.

MY VERDICT: 4/10