We’ve all been there: it’s the 16th century, and you’re busy governing your principality. The lords are unruly, the peasants are unfed, and low and behold, Scoundrel Stefano shows up to your front door with another favor that will go unreturned. Before you know it, he’s tipped over your favorite Roman statue and spent all your florins on ale and gondola adornments.

For a more modern take on Scoundrel Stefano, check out Scumbag Steve.