"Pfff! That's not a small bandage that will stop me."

-And that hind-leg in a caster?

"Details."

-You nearly died!

"Hahaha! Danger is my middle name."

-Oh! Well, look at that...

"What?"

-Somepony tied a nice pink ribbon at the base of your tail.

"WHAT?! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!"

-I can't with hooves.

"BITE IT OFF! BITE IT OFF!"

-Just for a...

Pony: Wow! You so cute with that ribbon Dash.

"My life is ruined!"

- .... Seriously?



Lovely work