10. 1 fun thing

"What It's Like to Live in a Trump Building," by New York magazine's Nick Tabor ... "At Trump Tower on Fifth Avenue, the Protesters Have Made Some of the Ladies 'Very, Very Upset'":

Elaine Rigolosi, Columbia professor: "There are now Secret Service members all over the building. They sit in the stairwell. And now you have to drive to Madison Avenue to have your car sniffed before you can drive it in and drop off any packages. There's a scanner on 56th Street. If you're walking in there with packages, you have to put them through, like an airport. ...I've got five people with machine guns on one side of me while the protesters are screaming. It makes me feel very important. ...

"Plus, Trump has been really cool, like at one board meeting I attended: People were complaining about some expensive wallpaper he wanted to put in the hallways. He said, 'Look, I'm going to put wallpaper on one of the floors, and I want you to go and look at it, and next time tell me whether it's beautiful or not.' And, of course, now we have the wallpaper."