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Arlene Foster reacts to the results of the Northern Ireland Assembly Election.

00:00 - 00:03 It's not looking good Arlene.

00:04 - 00:05 Morrow is going to lose in Fermanagh

00:05 - 00:07 and Nelson McCausland is sunk too.

00:08 - 00:12 and with the Stoops stealing a seat Lisburn

00:12 - 00:15 the 30 seat veto is gone.

00:17 - 00:19 But there are pro-Union votes out there

00:19 - 00:21 UUP will transfer to us.

00:24 - 00:26 Arlene...

00:27 - 00:28 They're all transferring to SDLP.

00:31 - 00:33 They have betrayed the Union

00:34 - 00:36 and Nesbitt has resigned too.

00:53 - 00:58 But I warned the people about the Radical Republican Agenda.

01:13 - 01:15 I told them not to feed the f**king crocodiles!

01:15 - 01:17 They'll keep coming back to feed again.

01:18 - 01:23 Gerry Adams! Gerry Adams! Gerry Adams!

01:25 - 01:28 Radical Republican Agenda!

01:29 - 01:31 I kept ramming these phrases down people's throats.

01:31 - 01:34 And you Poots! What the f**k were you thinking?

01:34 - 01:37 Making a tit of yourself on the BBC!

01:37 - 01:40 Making a show of all of us.

01:40 - 01:42 I thought I'd call them Fake News for a laugh, so I did.

01:42 - 01:46 Well they're all f**king laughing at us now.

01:46 - 01:48 Ah Arlene, it's not all bad. You still have me.

01:48 - 01:52 Not all bad? Do you know what this means you stupid bastard?

01:53 - 01:54 We can't police people's happiness anymore!

01:56 - 01:57 Pubs will stay open later!

01:57 - 02:00 Local football played on Sundays!

02:00 - 02:03 And the gays will be able to marry each other!

02:04 - 02:08 F**king think about that, all of ye!

02:08 - 02:13 Like, I know it doesn't have any bearing on any of you personally

02:14 - 02:16 whether two people who love each other want to marry,

02:17 - 02:21 whatever their gender happens to be. But it was our thing to be dicks about it!

02:27 - 02:29 And now it's gone.

02:30 - 02:34 I'm gone. I'm finished.

02:34 - 02:36 I put on a brave front till now.

02:41 - 02:42 I even went on Sky television

02:43 - 02:47 and pretended I was the victim of sexism.

02:48 - 02:53 Without a hint of irony, while I continue to deny other women basic reproductive rights.

02:54 - 02:56 While I continue to criminalise sex workers

02:56 - 02:59 and while I refuse to implement gender quotas in politics.

03:00 - 03:02 A vicitm of misogyny? HA!

03:04 - 03:07 It'll be over soon pet.

03:14 - 03:16 This is the end of the Union.

03:19 - 03:23 If the Fenians start to descend on us, which they will.

03:25 - 03:26 I want you to swallow the cyanide capsule

03:31 - 03:33 It's in the bottom drawer here, Givan.

03:40 - 03:46 You really are the worst.

03:46 - 03:49 I'll be spending my final moments in the boiler shed