By Grant Hinds at Thursday, January 26, 2012 1:53:09 PM

If video games are prophetic, we have a multitude of problems headed our way, and none as big as the imminent zombie apocalypse. In the wisdom and foresight of a handful of American rednecks, they’ve developed a modified, outfitted AK47 specialized for killing zombies.It’s an AK47 called the DoubleStar Zombie-X (‘X’ stands for ‘Exterminator’) and has a friggin’ chainsaw bayonet (No surprises as to where they got that idea from). It’s also kitted with a EOTech Zombie Stopper XPS2-Z Holographic Sight that removes the cross-hair and replaces it with a biohazard sign. You know, because zombies don’t like to be pointed at with biohazard signs? I wonder why they haven’t manufactured crucifix cross-hairs for vampire slaying... And let’s not forget that massive magazine hanging off the bottom.The chainsaw bayonet isn’t as meaty as it should be and looks like it’ll just tickle a zombie to death. It’s operated by a battery on the butt of the gun and looks rather undersized and impotent. I’d rather punch a zombie to death.To make things a little more redneck (as if this wasn’t getting any less), they’ve included an Ace Tactical Bottle Opener for cracking open that victory brewsky, on condition you survived the fight of course.A dumbed-down version of the gun is available for full retail at the wonderful and affordable price of $1,249.99. I’m not sure if they’ll let this one past South African customs though. The DoubleStar has not been confirmed for sale yet.