Within a few moments Clawhauser had installed Timber, although he did have to sacrifice a few apps to get it.

"My Candy Crush levels… gone…" one could hear him murmur.

"Alright, let's get you set up," Nick said, "first, what's your username?"

"Uhm… how does gazellefan sound?"

Nick glanced at him with a sideways look and said, "BenClaw sounds a lot better, honestly. Let's use that. Now, email?"

Clawhauser chose to type it in himself so potential fanfic readers wouldn't spam anyone's inbox.

"Alright, now we need a profile picture. You wanna take one or upload one?"

"Ooh! I've got a good one!" Clawhauser snatched the phone, scrolled through his camera roll for several minutes, and finally came upon the picture he wanted, "How's this?"

Nick and Judy were swiftly shown what may have been the strangest picture either of them had seen; it was Clawhauser, alright, but he was riding an X-Wing as he wielded a sword in one hand and the head of the Loch Ness Monster in the other. Their natural response was to give the cheetah puzzled looks.

"I, uh, had it commissioned a while back." Clawhauser mumbled.

"I think we'd be better off having you just taking a picture," Judy suggested. After taking a few shots they managed to get a good one that was decent enough for his profile picture.

"Alright Benny, what do you like?" Nick asked.

"Oh, let's see, Gazelle, anime, Star Wars, donuts, drawing…" the cheetah began to list.

"That should be enough. Now we just hit 'Confirm', and… there! Your profile is set!"

"Oh, good!" Clawhauser said with glee, "… Now what?"

"We'll go through the possible matches and you'll choose."

"Aw man!"

"What's the matter?"

"I'm terrible at choosing things!"

"We'll set you up on a blind date then."

"I dunno, what if they're awful? What if they're just plain weird?"

"We won't let you meet up with a weirdo. We promise." Judy said reassuringly. Clawhauser decided to wait in the other room as Nick and Judy picked a random mammal.

They got their result, gave Clawhauser his phone, and went home.