Best Man coming in hot!! Bachelor party time and I am all over that – this is the type of stuff your boy lives for. Barry’s only request was to keep it a low key night which at first I balked at because you gotta go big for your last night with your boys but then I remembered… Barry fights crime twenty-four seven – the words Netflix and chill are not in his vocabulary, therefore, I decided to oblige on his request – which only gave me the light bulb for a much, much bigger and better idea to help Barry chill out…

To make him the ultimate cocktail – the special kind that gets speedsters a good buzz. I sometimes think about how Barry hasn’t had a drink in over four years after everything he’s been through – Reverse Flash? Savitar? Iris’ impending death – I mean c’mon!!! While H.R. was downing java last year I would go home and kick back with a stiff drink…

Thus my little science experiment was born which basically started with making my own special beverage. I consulted Dr. Stein who basically gave me the instructions to make my own moonshine with a scientific twist. I boiled the water at 165 degrees and dropped some cornmeal to stir in and then I had to drop the temperature, mix in some sugar, yeast, and an enzyme I concocted that would be able to hold the buzz over a long period of time. The process was timely so kids don’t try this at home but I actually liked mixing the ingredients and watching it ferment … I wonder how hard it is to brew your own beer? Note to look into that later…

I wanted to test my beautiful creation so I dropped Wally a text asking if I could breach it over. He said he was in a chill state already and didn’t need the pick me up – whatever that means…

So, it’s locked and loaded for safe keeping until dinner. The reservation for dinner is set. I can almost taste the sweet flavor of a bacon wrapped rib-eye! I splurged for some pricey cigars that my uncle highly recommended – cheers to the best night ever! Best Man, baby!