Any one of us may have to justify why we are voting for a particular political party over the next few weeks, however describing one’s buttocks will not be much help.

Try telling that to this elderly Ukip supporter who left Channel 4 News reporter Michael Crick speechless last night by answering a question on his name with: ‘My Buttocks are smooth my mind is clear. Vote UKIP.’

Is he suggesting those of us without smooth buttocks are unable to make informed political decisions? Who knows.


It isn’t the first time Mr Crick has had a strange run-in with a Ukipper – he was the reporter smacked over the head with a Ukip brochure by Godfrey Bloom.



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