I just received notice from the US State Department informing me that I have 72 hours to vacate the United States. I have been named "persona non grata" by the White House for hacking a sexual reassignment clinic, frequented by Michelle Obama. I've been crying for hours, but finally mustered some courage to make this post. I had a great run here on LL, and all good things must come to an end. The FBI will be deleting my account in a few hours - they're a little bit backed up, still searching for Hillary's emails.I have a large collection of matryoshka dolls which I would like to donate to one of you - if you're interested please reply in comments below with your name, address, social security number, date of birth, mothers maiden name, and your current email address. The lucky recipient will be chosen at random. Bolshoye spasibo e dosvedanya!My personal story made the Russian news - although I'm not sure if the subtitles are accurate :)