

So it looks like Obama is no longer content with wrecking our country with his socialist health care and his general Kenyan Muslin pretendering. First, he made the Marines use umbrellas to cover his treasonous head. Now, in a move we all should have seen coming, thanks to what a monster in human form he is, Obama has now decided to make our glorious proud marines into girly men.

Thanks to a plan by President Obama to create a “unisex” look for the Corps, officials are on the verge of swapping out the Marines’ iconic caps – known as “covers” — with a new version that some have derided as so “girly” that they would make the French blush.[…] The thin new covers have a feminine line that some officials think would make them look just as good on female marines as on males — in keeping with the Obama directive.

The Obama directive is turning our Marines into ladies!!! Lord knows that Marines will not be able to fight if they have to wear some sissified lady cap. The smaller hat will suck the very essence of manliness out of their penis and their marrow. Look, this hat for sure came from some fancy lady designer that Bamz has on the payroll because that is where your tax dollars go now, instead of to hard-working marines, on account of how Obama hates freedom. And men. Except for the part where this cap is actually a dude cap to begin with:

The controversial covers have been dubbed the “Dan Daly” hat, after a World War I sergeant from Long Island who twice won the Medal of Honor.

Eh. Daly, Schmaly. Guy prolly wasn’t all that tough and got those medals for being a politically connected backbencher or something.

In May 1900 […] Pvt Daly remained to defend the position single-handed. Chinese snipers fired at him and stormed the bastion, but he fought them off until reinforcements arrived. For this gallantry he was awarded his first Medal of Honor. Fifteen years later, in action against Haitian bandits, Sgt Daly earned the rare distinction being awarded a second Medal of Honor. During World War I,[…] he extinguished a fire in the ammunition dump at Lucy le Bocage […] he single-handedly attacked an enemy machine gun emplacement, capturing it by the use of hand grenades and an automatic pistol. On the same date, during an enemy attack on the village of Bouresches, he brought in wounded under heavy fire.

Wuss. That’s certainly not the sort of person that modern Marines should look up to. Also, too, random angry Marine internet commenter points out that these hats will make them look like furriners.

“The Dan Daly cap looks too French, and the last people we want to associate our Marines with would be the French military,” wrote one commenter on the Marine Times Web site.

Yeah, Obama. Stop Frenchifying our proud military men. Let them wear different hats from the wimminz so they can always be sure of their masculinity. You already made them let teh gheys in, for crying out loud. Don’t take this last bastion of manhood away!

[New York Post/USMC History Division]