well, seymour, i made it, despite your directions. ah, superintendent chalmers, welcome. i hope youre prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. myeah. oh, egads m y roast is ruined but what if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking oh hohohoho, delightfully devilish, seymour. ah skinner with his cr azy explanations, the superintendents gonna need his medication, when he hears s kinners lame exaggerations, therell be trouble in town tonight. seymour superint endent, i was just uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill, isometric ex ercise, care to join me why is there smoke coming out of your oven, seymour uh, oh that isnt smoke, its steam, steam from the steamed clams were having. mmm, st eamed clams. whew superintendent, i hope youre ready for mouthwatering hamburger s i thought we were having steamed clams. doh, no, i said steamed hams, thats wh at i call hamburgers. you call hamburgers steamed hams yes, its a regional diale ct. uhhuh, uh, what region uh, upstate new york. really, well, im from utica, an d ive never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams. oh, not in utica, no, its an albany expression. i see. you know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burger. oh hohoho, no, patented skinner burgers, old f amily recipe. for steamed hams. yes. yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. ye you know the one thing i should ex cuse me for one second. of course. well, that was wonderful, a good time was had by all, im pooped. yes, i should be good lord what is happening in there aurora borealis. uh, aurora borealis at this time of year, at this time of day, in thi s part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen yes. may i see it n o. seymour the house is on fire no mother, its just the northern lights. well, s eymour, you are an odd fellow but i must say you steam a good ham. help help