*john\'s boss is sitting at a desk and a chair is in front of john* boss: alright, please sit down boss: it looks like we\'re gonna have to let you go, john john: what? but i\'m a great underwear salesman! boss: since we last spoke, you\'ve received at least on complaint a day boss: and that includes weekends, when you\'re not even supposed to be working! john: i see john: well, i know cops turn in their badge when they\'re released, so does that mean i gotta turn in my underwear? boss: NO, JOHN! NO! john (standing up): well, i\'m gonna do it anyway *boss looks concerned* *boss gets hit in the face with john\'s underwear*

Part of the John! series.