Donald Trump is a four-time bankrupt, smug cunt with a right dodgy barnet.

If the other wanker, part-time Nookie Bear impersonator and full time cunt Alan ‘Midget’ Sugar has a low opinion of Trump, regularly calling him a liar and a failure on Twatter, he must be a total cunt.

For one man to accrue so much wealth, whilst having absolutely no skills whatsoever, neither in business nor socially, and to never actually do any work himself, is evidence that he is receiving the just rewards of other people’s labour, on an epic scale.

He ‘owns’ casinos in Nevada, or rather the debts that are secured upon them are in his company’s name (which changes periodically because of continued bankruptcies and other legal complications). Is he involved in organised crime? He set up a ‘university’ specifically to make money out of yet more suckers. He intends to build a golf course/hotel/casino/brothel in an area of outstanding natural beauty in Jockland. He takes savings off widows.

He will, hopefully soon, be spending time in a cell next door to Bernie Madoffwithyourmoney in Attica. Fucking cunt.

Nominated by: Eaglemoblr