The Evolution of Women’s Costumes

As collage-aged me, skimpy women’s costumes were an amazingly alluring event.

As parent of an infant daughter me, it seems unreasonable.

How long before women’s Halloween costumes are all a few of pieces of tape and pointy hats? How long before little girl’s costumes are all skimpy bikinis with princess wands? When are women’s costumes going to be just black boxes with cut outs where the naughty bits show? Is that our end game, disembodied naughty bits? Now, that’s some worthwhile objectification of women. Finally.

My twitter feed is kinda an asshole and objectifies anyone who reads, be it man, woman, or goat. You should follow me.

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