Stages of Running: the emotional rollercoaster

“Gonna go for a run, yeah. Gonna ace this no sweat.”

“OH WHY? *huff puff* WHYYYYY??”

“I DID IT! I’m so fit.”

These are the three stages of running one tends to go through. Arrogance plunging into despair, and euphoria when it’s all done. Rinse and repeat ad infinitum.