Boss: We have licensing for Ed Hardy. Why not make Ed Hardy beer?

Employee: Ed Hardy Beer? I know we’re trying to maximize profits with ever widening revenue streams, but do you think anyone would actually buy Ed Hardy beer?

Boss: I saw a guy this morning wearing an Ed Hardy shirt with a skeleton riding a tiger holding a flaming sword in one hand and a dragon in the other.

Employee: …

Boss: The tiger also had wings and was on a skateboard. So yeah, I’m pretty sure that guy is going to buy Ed Hardy Beer.

Employee: What the hell, we can market it to date rapists.

Boss: In a way, isn’t that all beer?