It snowed. I hate snow. But more I hate the cold that the snow brings with it. I know it means weeks of nearly endless night and bitter winds and calm mornings full of the hoar frost that only -40 temperatures can bring. As I stomped my way to the post office constantly readjusting my toque to cover my ears I grumbled. Why do I live here? Why is it that opportunity seems to knock in only the most inhospitable climate? Then I saw the package, the Reddit alien emblazoned on the front. I ripped it open right there in the post office, wrapped my head in the thick toque and I felt so happy! Thank you Olypro9, your gifts made my winter brighter and most importantly.. WARM!