My former roommate Eric inspired this roundup (and an overly dramatic round of gagging/hair-pulling/eye-gouging on my part) by passing along a photo of this sign spotted on Marco Island, Florida — though it could have been anywhere on Main Street, USA. (Note the small print at top, which reads: “Signs sold in our gift shop.”)

I think the only thing that could make this sign more irritating would be if it said — shudder — “expresso.” This sign must be stopped!

related: Unattended children will be shot