"And then Hillary bleached the emails about her secret squad of kickboxing kangaroos and murder sloths. MAGA!"

On Wednesday evening, Donald Trump didn’t just defend the idea of taking information from a foreign government to get an edge over a political opponent; he said he would do it again. “I think you might want to listen, there isn’t anything wrong with listening,” said Trump. “If somebody called from a country, Norway, we have information on your opponent—oh. I think I’d want to hear it. [...] It’s not an interference, they have information—I think I’d take it.”

Trump’s raising a sign advertising that he’s for sale to the first government able to bring him dirt shouldn’t be that big a surprise. After all, he’s not only made similar statements about the information he and his campaign obtained in 2016, but he’s also had Rudy Giuliani on the scene in Ukraine actively trying to plant false evidence to pre-scandal Joe Biden. Or, as Giuliani put it, “We’re not meddling in an election, we’re meddling in an investigation, which we have a right to do.”

On Thursday morning, Trump engaged in a barrage of tweets designed to “defend” his admission that his door was always open to anything that the KGB might want to drag in. The most amusing of which was probably the defense that he talked to foreign governments all the time, including “the Prince of Whales.” The assumption here is that Trump simply misspelled Wales. But you never know. He could be getting all his sea-dirt from Aquaman. Fish. They know stuff.

But that wasn’t the only mistake in Trump’s spew about how it is totally okay to exploit his position to get an edge over everyone who might challenge him. In his series of tweets, Trump turned his fire on Democratic Rep. Adam Schiff, who was contacted by a prank caller back in April of 2017 who claimed to be a Russian with compromising photos and video of Trump. According to Trump, “When Rep. Adam Schiff took calls from another person, also very successfully purporting to be a Russian Operative, did he call the FBI, or even think to call the FBI? No!”

Only … yes. Yes, he did. As The Atlantic and Roll Call reported in 2018, Schiff’s very first response to the prank caller was, “I’ll be in touch with the FBI about this. And we’ll make arrangements with your staff. I think it probably would be best to provide these materials both to our committee and to the FBI.”

Trump wasn’t just wrong. He was lying. Again.