This story from The Onion was a HUMDINGER.

We’re still laughing in fact, because it’s JUST that hilarious.

Oh, wait, it’s from The Hill who quoted a story from The New York Times.

When you can’t tell the media from a parody you know they’re too far gone. Look at this nonsense.

Trump revived attacks on sanctuary cities to distract from release of Mueller report: report https://t.co/SGTItkeBLG pic.twitter.com/RnN7V1a0PK — The Hill (@thehill) April 15, 2019

Huh?

*sigh*

From The Hill:

President Trump reportedly publicly revived an earlier proposal to release migrants in sanctuary cities in part to distract from lingering questions about special counsel Robert Mueller’s report, according to The New York Times. Shortly after news broke that the administration had rejected the idea, Trump sent a series of tweets claiming it was still being considered. Trump has deliberately escalated his language to enliven his base since the Mueller investigation’s conclusion, according to the Times.

You know the face you make when the person at the front of the checkout line at the grocery store starts writing a check? Just made that face. And c’mon, how is moving illegal immigrants to sanctuary cities ‘attacking’ them? Haven’t Democrats been telling us for years and years how beneficial illegal immigrants are to our communities? What’s the big deal here, folks?

Heh.

Truly.

You have competition @TheOnion — Robert Helt (@BobHelt_says) April 15, 2019

SEE?!

Leave that poor dead horse alone. — Mr. Will (@RoscoenOtis) April 15, 2019

Don’t you know they CAN’T?!

It’s all they know.

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Look on Jake Tapper’s face as Jerry Nadler stutters through why Dems oppose illegal immigrants in sanctuary cities is PRICELESS