Rhonda Hollander, 47, was busted after she followed a man into a restroom, hid in a stall while he was “getting ready to urinate” and busted out snapping photos with her cellphone. After he called the cops, she bit the arresting officer and wouldn’t give up the cellphone because “it was a public restroom and she wasn’t violating any laws.” The kicker? She’s a traffic court judge in Florida.

With the court system’s constant attacks on photographer’s rights, it’s fun to see one of their own flop so hilariously: While anyone can be legally photographed in public without consent, “expectation of privacy” is in force anywhere where you can legally take out your dick.