Use it to wipe fingerprints off your BlackBerry!

“What, like with a cloth or something?” is how Hillary Clinton answered Fox News’s Ed Henry’s question about wiping her email server. People used BleachBit, a software that strips away files and makes it unable to recover any data.

Now BleachBit is selling cloths with Hillary on it:

The website says:

After you have smashed your BlackBerry, don’t forget to wipe the fingerprints from your email server with this non-abrasive, soft microfiber Cloth or Something.

Thin, foldable size makes it easy to stash the Cloth or Something in burn bags.

6″ x 6″ size quickly wipes even the biggest email servers with thousands of emails.

Buy an extra cloth for your VIP (VERY VIP) client.

Optionally autographed on the back by Andrew, creator of BleachBit.

Printed in the USA!

Guaranteed not to prove intent, or you will get a full refund paid when you are released from prison.

First-class shipping and handling is a flat rate of $2 per order.

Yes, this cloth is real, and you can really buy it.

Don’t wait for a subpoena: Order Now!

Unfortunately, BleachBit founder Andrew Ziem has sold out of the product, but the company promises more is on the way:

“Sales have come in waves. There was a boost after the second presidential debate and a bigger wave after FBI Director James Comey reopened the investigation on Friday,” Ziem said. “A few days ago I had just reordered the cloths from the printer and was mostly keeping up with signing them, but yesterday sales went through the roof. I panicked as I saw them selling out so fast because I do not like back orders, and I don’t know how I am going to sign them all,” he said.

He told Fox News it started as a joke, but when he made the design to sell them he thought why not? But the popularity has actually caused him to delay his actual job at BleachBit:

‘The Cloth or Something’ project has been fun, but it has also been a distraction from the software development needed to get out the next release of the BleachBit software application,” he said.

As soon as he makes more available I will buy some and let you know how well they work!



