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Year in and year out, Android phones continue to leave us both impressed and wanting more. It's an impossible cycle. For every upgrade, there's another feature that we think could be better. When that feature is improved next year, another one gets left behind.

If you read a lot of Android phone reviews, you've probably started to see the patterns between them. By carefully analyzing these patterns and running them through highly accurate formulas, I've been able to determine what every Android phone review ever written will say. Don't wait around for next year's model. Its review is already here: