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14th January!

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WANTED FOR THEFT AND ASSAULT!





Name: Noah

Age: Unknown

Occupation: Building arcs.

Description of crime: He has been spotted stealing cheese! then after this, he put worms in it! now ok ok, I would let him off if he ate the cheese! BUT NO! he fell asleep! The little sh**. So please please find the man, and please please find the cheese. If you Noah are reading this...please give the cheese back.



REWARD! 100 CHEESES!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~UPDATE HELP WANTED!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WANTED FOR THEFT AND ASSAULT!

We have some great news for you! the cheese was found! it was still smelly, round, and yellow, these signs show the cheese is ok. BUT! it had WORMS IN IT! this was an act of terrorism.....we need to find Noah! we now know that Noah is 98 years old. Please....Please find Noah...we have a bigger reward. WE NEED NOAH! If we dont find him....we are bound to see this happen again.

This is the cheese Noah stole...his eye is hurt but is healing quickly.