Jacob & Lara: *meet*

Inner me: Oh, he looks like Jesus and carries himself like Jesus. Must be this Deathless Prophet.

Jacob: *talks*

Me: lkdjhakdjadhkah

Jacob: - We seem to be making a habit of saving each other:)

Me: … wait-wait-wait. Is he…

Jacob: - There’ll be more of them inside. You don’t have to do this.

Lara: - Can’t get rid of me so easily:) I still need some answers.

Me: Yep. They are flirting.

Also me: Heeeeeeey! What a cute lovely new ship!!

Inner me: Jacob’s fate most likely is to die in the end of the game.

Me: …..Ohmygod whyyyyyyyyyyy???????