Thanks to Gizmodo’s uncanny geeky tidbit finding goodness, we’ve got specific instructions for how to make that crazy power loader in the movie Aliens. (You know. The machine that Sigourney Weaver used to beat the hell out of the Alien queen in the final scene of Aliens. I would have given a spoiler alert but please. Does anyone think the Aliens win?)

Wondering how this is relevant to you as a good man? Well when we’re invaded by gigantic teeth-gnashing aliens that lay eggs in humans, which explode out of chest cavities and make James Cameron a rich man… wouldn’t you hate yourself if you weren’t prepared? After all, George Washington himself once said, “To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.”

Got that, Aliens?

After the jump, check for footage of alexthemoviegeek, an amateur movie reviewer testing out his awesome contraption.

And here’s the original scene from the movie: