1. "Don't hate me because I am beautiful. Hate me because I did your Dad."

3. Too much information.

4. Even scientists deface bathroom walls.

5. If toilet bowls could speak:



6. I'm gonna throw up now.

7. Step One: We admitted we were powerless over alcohol.

8. That damned Stephen Hawking; what did we tell you about scientists?

9. Is he bragging or complaining?

10. Ya don't say?

11. You asked for it.



12. Little Richard did call himself the 'Bronze Liberace'.