It’s like it’s I’m a freshman at Ohio State and it’s 1997 all over again!

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Ooooh myyyyyy…

Picard throws down and my face is palmed

And Ackbar to my left is screamin’ “trap!”

Well Jean Luc doubled up with a royal flush

I had three jacks and a pair of nines

My mind is turning, just two shots more

There’s not much left to play

Well then dude walks in, black hat and cape

What am I, if I’m lucky

Wasn’t a Dark Sith Lord

‘Cause I’m runnin’ out of time

“Who’s up for game two?”

What to do

My credits lookin’ thin

I almost lost my beard last night

Well I got a problem

Just one answer

Gotta throw it all down

And kiss it goodbye

Yeah!

That was a Klingon game of poker

(That was a Klingon game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

But someday I’ll be back again

And I’m bringin’ Worf

(bringin’ Worf)

“Who’s up for game three?”

I can barely see Bajoran ale right next to me

And I just lost it all

Well there’s a Sith sittin’ next to me

Ack was smilin’ ‘cause it’s funny

I don’t have no credits tonight

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

That was a Klingon game of poker

(That was a Klingon game of poker)

I lost it all

(I lost it all)

But someday I’ll be back again

And I’m bringin’ Worf

(bringin’ Worf)

Be de bee de bee bop bop bop bee de be be bee de bop

I say now skeedle dat dat

Well how ‘bout that

I’m goin’ to the holodeck; never comin’ back

And I went to the bar yesterday

‘Cause I wanted to hear what Guinan had to say

And Data walked in right behind me and I didn’t turn around

‘Til I heard the sound, his emotion chip on the ground

I looked over my shoulder, it was Lore with a frown

And I said “Whatcha doin’ in the bar tonight?”

So I said “Data whatcha doin’ tonight?”

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said “Saucer separation?”

And he said “Right”

I say “Sauce,” you say “sir,”

I say “separation” you say “confirmed”

I say “Sauce,” you say “sir,”

I say “separation” you say “confirmed-irmed-irmed”

Dah day oh!

And I said “whatcha doin’ son?”

He hit me with a phaser set on stun

I grabbed my bat’leth and I said let’s get out and go

So he opened the door and said “Do what you’re here for,”

I said I’m wanderin’ round the stars for, a for

And I said I’ve been warpin’ for several light years

And my beard is growing tired

My eyes a little wired

I’ll never make Cap unless Jean-Luc retires

And he just said “let’s play some Klingon poker”

So I said “Wesley whatcha doin’ tonight?”

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, “A saucer separation”

And he said “Right,”

I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”

I say “separation” you say “confirmed”

I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”

I say “separation” you say “confirmed-irmed-irmed”

Da da day oh!

I said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

I said that was crazier than those 3-D chess matches I saw

But I’m not gonna plot and I’m not using ploys

Don’t give a crap ‘cause I got Troi

Wesley just got two eyes just like mine

His look kinda funny, mine are fine

And I drank Ferengi Stardrifters ‘fore I came

Came to Ten Forward, saw what’s the same

I saw my man named Geordi sittin’ across the table from me

And to my left was a man, his name was Q

Didn’t really want to trouble the dude

The man to my right wasn’t feeling kinda nice

He looked kinda mad and I felt bad

Because I took his credits last night it’s funny

But now I’m just struggling

I need a Crusher bunny

I don’t know what to say any more

So I’m just gonna beam down, anywho

So I said “O’Brien whatcha doin’ tonight?”

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said, “A saucer separation”

And he said “Right,”

I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”

I say “separation” you say “confirmed”

I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”

I say “separation” you say “confirmed”

I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”

I say “separation” you say “confirmed”

I say “sauce,” you say “sir,”

I say “separation” you say “confirmed-irmed-irmed”

Da da day oh!

Wear this shirt: While playing poker. Jesus, did you not get it after that whole thing? Do you even pay attention to these writeups? Should we even bother?

Don’t wear this shirt: To that mixer the Lamda girls are throwing before the Fall Ball. You’re just gonna puke all over it.

This shirt tells the world: “Not only do I know that Genesis is the only episode of TNG that Gates McFadden directed, I also know she was the Director of Choreography and Puppet Movement for the movie Labyrinth. What? Where are you going?”

We call this color: Meme-Cramming Cranberry

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