Good news. Roberto, the brother of slain drug lord Pablo Escobar, says he found the cure for AIDS.

Roberto Escobar Gaviria told local Medellín television he has been involved in the investigation since the 1980’s.

Escobar won’t say anything about the secret of his mysterious cure. “I am very sorry, but medical questions like such I can not answer, because they are part of the patent we are applying for. This is still being processed,” he told the Telemedellín reporter.

Pablo’s brother is currently trying to establish contact with members of Barack Obama’s administration to seek funds for his project. With this money he hopes to build an AIDS clinic in Medellín.

“You can already tell the world that for a while already none of the patients using the medicine has died and after being cured they won’t be contaminating anyone,” Escobar said.

Roberto’s brother Pablo is held responsible for a the death of 4,000 people. Escobar’s new medicin could save the lives of the 33 million AIDS victims (and the family name).