Dinosaurs are old, so are the Olympics

Therefor, the dinosaurs had their own Olympics, right? I’m pretty sure those timelines match up.

Poor Tyrannosaurus Rex. He may be the king of the dinosaurs, but he doesn’t do so well in any olympic event which involves upper body strength. He thinks he’s so bad ass. Let’s see him do the shot put. Or the pole vault. Or the rings. Actually, now that I think about, I don’t see T-Rex getting many medals at the olympics. Well, except for bullying and eating other contestants.

My twitter feed needed a friend. Ryan Seacrest was not available, so I created it a Facebook account to hang out with. It likes it, you should like it too.

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