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The fair dinkum everyday multi-millionaire former marketing executive turned Federal Treasurer turned Prime Minister, Scott Morrison MP has today taken his carefully curated social media presence to a new level.

In a new upload posted to Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, number 31, or ‘the nightwatchman’ as he has come to be known colloquially, posted what can only be described as a ‘thirst trap’ for his loyal liberal voting followers.

The photo, which shows Scott Morrison shirtless in his own bathroom, was reportedly taken after two back-to-back classes at his local f45 gym franchise with his personal trainer, a vaguely recognisable ex-Cronulla Sharks player.

Speaking to the media today, Scomo appeared to be nonchalant about his shirtless post-gym selfie, and pointed out that it’s just part of the culture in Cronulla, and the inner-city elites wouldn’t understand.

“We’ve got festival season coming up” said Morrison.

“I’m shredding like a fair dinkum motherfucker”

When asked how he managed such visible gains since he was last seen exercising at some grassroots football fundraiser a few months back, Morrison smirked.

“Let’s just say…”

“Eat clean, train dirty [haha]”

The Prime Minister chuckled as he mimed putting a syringe in his arm.

“It’s a Cronulla thing”