Jenna Lemon, the Jazziest Edible Nattering-Nancy Alienbot, had found a mate. She had been informed by the mothership that she would need to produce spawn so the aliens could watch humanoid babies grow up, reproduce and behave like normal humans would.

With this in mind, Jenna called and asked Grady out on a date. Unfortunately, Grady seemed to have a thing for older women who dressed badly. The mothership, keeping a close eye on this mating opportunity, told Jenna to take the date to a more intimate venue.

This restaurant appeared to work better. Jenna began to do the mating dance she had been taught while on the mothership. Unfortunately, this produced feelings in the human subject and chosen mate that were more sleepy than lustful. But at least he was thinking about a bed!

Feeling that the moment was right, Jenna popped the question.

“Do you consent to be a test subject for aliens from the planet Markarfwad? I mean, you want to get married?”

“Oh my gourd, it’s so shiny! I went from being a non-playable character sent to help clean up your house and catch rats to having some serious bling!”

“Yeah, but do you want to make humanoids and have all of our most intimate moments catalogued? For science?”

“What?”

“I mean, make a family?”

Grady ended up saying yes, so Jenna brought him to the house built for her by the mothership. It had a roof and everything!

Once inside, Grady wasn’t so sure about the upcoming nuptials.

In what was supposed to be a picturesque in-the-backyard-looking-out-over-the-vista wedding, Grady and Jenna ended up exchanging wedding rings next a toilet.

Seeing as how neither Jenna nor Grady had gotten married for money, the small house provided by the mothership was only updated with money they got from a tax break. At least Jenna wouldn’t have to take showers at the gym anymore! And she would have food! It was a pretty great day! Oh, and she was married, so that was awesome.

“Jenna, I think you’re so beautiful.”

“I think you ought to change out of those bunny slippers.”

Grady, not impressed with the minor changes to the house, decided to get a job right away. After copulating and trying to up their skills for the job market, Grady got dressed for…”work.”

“What kind of job did you get, baby?” Jenna asked that morning, not having seen him change.

“I, uh…don’t want to talk about it.”

While Grady was busy taking one for the team, Jenna put most of her energies into hating the lights in her house. Apparently they messed with her rejuvenating cycles while her mostly rubber body tried to morph back into flesh.

She decided she needed a break from the house and went to the library to work on sending written reports back to the mothership. Whilst there, she began to feel weird.

And so the legacy begins!