(01:21:50) (InfamousU): alright. all we need is weebs, and I think we'll have enough to continue our adventure. if you guys are interested, that is

(01:22:07) (InfamousU): Anyone who read part 1 can join in

(01:22:13) FroDude258: I am pleasantly surprised to see an apology thread in Periwinkle

(01:22:18) cdos93: I CHECK FOR TARPS

(01:22:39) cdos93: FroDude258 still not gonna apoligse back. let them fear me

(01:22:44) (InfamousU): So if you want in, use red font and say so.

(01:22:46) FroDude258: I WILL JOIN WHEN IT STARTS!!!

(01:22:47) sahdee: I LOOK FOR AIR FRESHENER!

(01:22:54) cdos93: and my insatiable wrath

(01:23:02) FroDude258: SO!!!!!

(01:23:08) sahdee: MUFFY POOPED IN PUBLIC, STILL NOT OVER THAT

(01:23:14) Lolzrfunni: I think I'll munch popcorn and whatch

(01:23:20) Zwoosh: ^

(01:23:20) Lolzrfunni: I have done loads tonight

(01:23:29) cdos93: WHY DO I HAVE SHIT ALL OVER ME

(01:23:34) (DBCrumpets): http://www.reddit.com/r/Aegis_Im​perial/comments/26zaif/lets_go_bo​ys_get_em_before_they_escape/

(01:23:41) (DBCrumpets): I'M IN

(01:23:59) (InfamousU): 1_Fro

(01:24:02) (InfamousU): 2_DBC

(01:24:04) sahdee: My colour

(01:24:06) cdos93: breu all

(01:24:07) (DBCrumpets): MORE PUBLIC BATHROOMS

(01:24:08) (InfamousU): 3_Sahdee

(01:24:13) (DBCrumpets): Bru cdos

(01:24:16) ChatBot: cdos93 logs out of the Chat.

(01:24:22) sahdee: bruu

(01:24:22) (InfamousU): 4_weebs

(01:24:23) (5t3v0-PC): wait what is this about? I'm reading about angry thoughts regarding proposed Stargate reboot

(01:24:27) (InfamousU): will someone find her?

(01:24:38) ChatBot: (DBCrumpets) is now known as (2_DBCrumpets).

(01:24:53) ChatBot: FroDude258 is now known as (1_Fro).

(01:25:07) (2_DBCrumpets): I will speak in this color

(01:25:40) (InfamousU): Ok. we neeeeeed to find weebs

(01:25:41) (Szkieletor): I'm off, bru all

(01:25:44) ChatBot: (Szkieletor) logs out of the Chat.

(01:25:46) (InfamousU): bru skele

(01:25:46) Rockdale: Props to Dan for being a good sport

(01:25:49) (Spamman4587): Bruu

(01:25:50) sahdee: bruu

(01:26:20) (5t3v0-PC): i actually didn't know how to think about that comment, whether it was sincere or douchey

(01:26:52) (InfamousU): ok, you know what? We're starting anywasy

(01:26:54) (InfamousU): *ways

(01:27:04) (InfamousU): FRO TURN!!

(01:27:08) (InfamousU): you are currently in aisle 1

(01:27:18) (InfamousU): 2 actions 1 minor act

(01:28:02) (1_Fro): ... Crap. You guys play without me I forgot what I read from part 1.

(01:28:30) (1_Fro): This is not my day

(01:28:40) Lolzrfunni: http://www.reddit.com/r/Sapphire​District/comments/26zbh2/successf​ul_landing_we_are_home_and_dry/

(01:28:49) sahdee: Nothing much happened Fro

(01:29:02) sahdee: Weebs killed a bug

(01:29:07) sahdee: Muffy pooped on a bug

(01:29:14) (1_Fro): I still remember part 2 if that helps

(01:29:21) sahdee: Cdos is covered in Muffy's poo

(01:29:22) (1_Fro): ..... Muffy WHAT?!

(01:29:38) (2_DBCrumpets): ...

(01:29:42) (InfamousU): SUMMARY: Weebs finds a bug. DBC shits on bug. DBC gets bazooka. Cdos gets bazooka and covered in shit

(01:29:45) sahdee: Cdos also has a weapon, it's why he's covered in poo

(01:29:50) (2_DBCrumpets): I admit it

(01:29:53) (InfamousU): done!

(01:29:54) (Spamman4587): omg...Mom's making lasagna

(01:29:55) (InfamousU): Ok

(01:29:58) (2_DBCrumpets): I had to kill the bug

(01:29:59) (InfamousU): FRO TURN!!!

(01:30:07) (InfamousU): oh, and you're all still in aisle 1

(01:30:07) (1_Fro): I look around

(01:30:19) Lolzrfunni: upboats pls ----->

(01:30:20) Lolzrfunni: http://www.reddit.com/r/Sapphire​District/comments/26zbh2/successf​ul_landing_we_are_home_and_dry/

(01:30:28) ChatBot: Californicus logs into the Chat.

(01:30:28) Lolzrfunni: butthurt reddo detected

(01:30:41) sahdee: welcome back Cal

(01:30:43) (Spamman4587): Hru Cal!

(01:30:45) Lolzrfunni: calli! hru! wb! attack was a huge success!

(01:30:55) (2_DBCrumpets): hru cal

(01:31:03) (InfamousU): You see a smoking hole in a cereal rack, cereals all over the floor, DBC squatting and blinking confusedly, Cdos triumphantly brandishing a shit-stained bazooka, and weebs jumping up an down in pain, holding a linoleum tile

(01:31:07) (InfamousU): hru cal

(01:31:35) Lolzrfunni: remember to keep an eye on a red counterattack

(01:31:39) (InfamousU): cal, you can take cdos's spot if you want

(01:31:44) (1_Fro): ... I nope the heck away.

(01:31:44) Lolzrfunni: we've stirred the hornet's nest now

(01:31:53) (InfamousU): Fro, where to

(01:32:02) Zwoosh: (whispers) Whats one of the names of a PW Navy ship?

(01:32:06) (1_Fro): .... Aisle 5

(01:32:22) (InfamousU): only aisles 1 - 4, bathroom, and cash registers

(01:32:31) (InfamousU): no aisle 5, sorry.

(01:32:43) sahdee: (whispers to Zwoosh) http://www.reddit.com/r/periwink​le/comments/26cotd/the_skaro_flee​t_in_detail/

(01:32:54) (1_Fro): Fine, I flee to the bathroom.

(01:32:58) Zwoosh: (whispers) Thank you

(01:32:59) (InfamousU): Okey doke

(01:33:02) (InfamousU): 1 action remains

(01:33:12) (InfamousU): I suggest you examine surroundings

(01:33:25) (1_Fro): Yeah, that's what I was planning

(01:33:30) (InfamousU): ok

(01:34:17) ChatBot: Lolzrfunni has been logged out (Timeout).

(01:34:24) (2_DBCrumpets): bruuuuuuuuu

(01:34:33) (InfamousU): bru dbc!

(01:34:42) ChatBot: Lolzrfunni logs into the Chat.

(01:34:48) sahdee: wb

(01:34:48) (2_DBCrumpets): wb

(01:34:54) (Spamman4587): wb

(01:34:59) Lolzrfunni: Going to bed and switching to mobile

(01:35:31) (InfamousU): you see a toilet, a sink, a mirror over the sink, and a window about 15 feet up. In the toilet bowl is what looks like a shell (not the beach kind). In the mirror, you realize your reflection is odd. You look much more red in the face than usual, and you seem to have put on some weight. Odd. In the sink is a razor with some curly hairs stuck in.

(01:35:37) Lolzrfunni: It feels so great to have directed my own raid

(01:35:59) (InfamousU): DBC TURN!!!

(01:36:09) ChatBot: meshugganah has been logged out (Timeout).

(01:36:17) sahdee: bruu

(01:36:17) (2_DBCrumpets): I'd like to roll to convince cdos he doesn't want the bazooka

(01:36:24) (2_DBCrumpets): it being covered in my shit and all

(01:36:29) (InfamousU): ok, go ahead

(01:36:33) (InfamousU): rolllllllll

(01:36:35) ChatBot: (2_DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 6.

(01:36:40) (InfamousU): heh

(01:36:46) (2_DBCrumpets): D:

(01:36:58) (InfamousU): you start talking to cdos about the virtues of morality and sharing

(01:37:13) sahdee: and cdos laughs in your face

(01:37:17) Rockdale: Roll fillies!

(01:37:49) (InfamousU): Your speech is so eloquent that he almost sheds a tear. Without thinking, he starts to hand you the bazooka, but then comes to his senses before you can take it. You are not in a tug of war with a bazooka. oh, and the firing end is pointing at your stomach

(01:38:09) (InfamousU): *now in a tug of war

(01:38:11) sahdee: lol

(01:38:16) sahdee: good job Muffy

(01:38:18) (2_DBCrumpets): do I roll for the tug of war?

(01:38:26) (InfamousU): sure, if you like. or you could let go

(01:38:28) Californicus: Well. What could go wrong?

(01:38:31) ChatBot: (2_DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 3.

(01:38:34) (2_DBCrumpets): i let go

(01:38:36) (2_DBCrumpets):

(01:38:43) (InfamousU): You rolled, silly.

(01:38:48) (InfamousU): just asking for trouble

(01:38:50) (2_DBCrumpets): nahhhhhhhhhhhhh

(01:39:05) (InfamousU): i roll a 1, and I'm merciful. otherwise, you're fucked

(01:39:11) ChatBot: (InfamousU) rolls 1d2 and gets 2.

(01:39:18) (InfamousU): ouch

(01:39:18) sahdee: hehe

(01:39:22) (2_DBCrumpets): fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

(01:39:25) ChatBot: (2_DBCrumpets) rolls 1d1 and gets 1.

(01:39:29) (2_DBCrumpets): HEY A 1!

(01:39:40) Lolzrfunni: Aces high bro

(01:39:44) (InfamousU): Hey look at that! A o--- BOOOOM!!

(01:39:48) Californicus: *splash* goes the crumpet.

(01:39:48) ChatBot: (Spamman4587) is now known as (SpamNoms4587).

(01:39:59) (InfamousU): you are unconscious, and at 2 hp.

(01:40:05) (2_DBCrumpets): wat

(01:40:07) (InfamousU): you lose an HP once per turn

(01:40:15) (InfamousU): you're bleeding like shit

(01:40:19) (2_DBCrumpets): how am i not deadd

(01:40:24) (InfamousU): you should be, shouldn't you

(01:40:26) sahdee: RIP Crumpet

(01:40:28) (InfamousU): I just like you too much

(01:40:31) (2_DBCrumpets): I just got hit point blank

(01:40:32) sahdee: Nice knowing you

(01:40:35) Californicus: He's bleeding butter all over the place.

(01:40:37) (InfamousU): ok, SAHDEE TURN!

(01:40:43) ChatBot: (AlLStarr) logs into the Chat.

(01:40:46) (AlLStarr): i'm back

(01:40:53) (InfamousU): hru starr1

(01:40:54) (2_DBCrumpets): hru starr

(01:40:57) sahdee: Did I hear this happening?

(01:41:04) (InfamousU): ... how could you not?

(01:41:05) (2_DBCrumpets): brb

(01:41:29) sahdee: And does cdos still have the bazooka?

(01:41:31) (2_DBCrumpets): in other news I'm only 2 points from peribot

(01:41:33) ChatBot: (InfamousU) is now known as (PunchMasterU).

(01:41:43) (PunchMasterU): sahdee, yes. only he's knocked over from kickback

(01:41:56) (AlLStarr): you still up for BF3, steve?

(01:41:58) redis213: so what's up with the IoW battle?

(01:41:58) Lolzrfunni: Guys

(01:42:03) Lolzrfunni: They made pasto private

(01:42:05) (2_DBCrumpets): It's broke redis

(01:42:12) Lolzrfunni: The pussies

(01:42:17) sahdee: I go over to where cdos is

(01:42:18) (2_DBCrumpets): what?

(01:42:29) (PunchMasterU): ok. That's a very small action

(01:42:32) (PunchMasterU): 2 actions remain!

(01:42:37) Californicus: I'm in there no problem, Lolz

(01:42:42) (2_DBCrumpets): no they didn't?

(01:42:44) sahdee: *ignoring the bleeding Muffin on the floor

(01:42:53) (2_DBCrumpets):

(01:42:54) Zwoosh: brb

(01:42:59) sahdee: I pick up the bazooka

(01:43:07) (PunchMasterU): Californicus, you want to play as Cdos?

(01:43:12) (2_DBCrumpets): cdos is still holding

(01:43:26) (PunchMasterU): sahdee, you have to roll. he still wants that bazooka

(01:43:30) Californicus: Sorry, Moose. Heading out in a few.

(01:43:37) sahdee: But he's knocked over!

(01:43:40) sahdee: fine

(01:43:45) ChatBot: sahdee rolls 1d10 and gets 2.

(01:43:46) (PunchMasterU): sahdee, he *really* likes the bazooka

(01:43:49) (AlLStarr): is Steve afk?

(01:43:51) sahdee: uhh

(01:44:02) Lolzrfunni: You're right, I typed it in wrong

(01:44:02) sahdee: Steve might be getting ready for his party

(01:44:15) (5t3v0-PC): I'm here

(01:44:20) (AlLStarr): BF3?

(01:44:20) (PunchMasterU): you somehow pull a complete brain-non-work, and fire the bazooka at yourself. You guys really suck with weapons.

(01:44:25) (5t3v0-PC): Sure

(01:44:29) (PunchMasterU): Sahdee is now almost dead

(01:44:36) (5t3v0-PC): I'll be on and off but I think I have time

(01:44:37) (PunchMasterU): 2 hp

(01:44:37) sahdee: FUCK!

(01:44:40) (PunchMasterU): lose 1 per cycle

(01:44:43) (PunchMasterU): FRO TURN!

(01:44:45) (AlLStarr): start the game, ill join

(01:44:46) (PunchMasterU): you're the only one left, fro

(01:44:48) (PunchMasterU): ok

(01:44:51) sahdee: The bazooka is cursed

(01:44:54) (PunchMasterU): starr, you're in Cdos's spot now

(01:44:56) sahdee: Hey!

(01:45:01) sahdee: I still have an action left

(01:45:05) (PunchMasterU): i.e. on the ground, holding a shit covered bazooka

(01:45:09) (PunchMasterU): sahdee, you're out like a light

(01:45:15) (AlLStarr): but... but... bf3

(01:45:22) (PunchMasterU): FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​O TURN

(01:45:23) Rockdale: Rockdale wakes up with no idea where he is or what he's doing

(01:45:32) (PunchMasterU): rock, you're in?

(01:45:32) (1_Fro): Is the razor the old timey jack the ripper kind?

(01:45:34) (PunchMasterU): awesome!

(01:45:37) sahdee: Save me Rock!

(01:45:42) (PunchMasterU): (1_Fro), a shaving razor

(01:45:50) (PunchMasterU): with pubes in

(01:45:53) (1_Fro): So sweeny todd style?

(01:45:54) Rockdale: he sits patiently

(01:46:08) (1_Fro): Work with me INF!

(01:46:13) ChatBot: (2_DBCrumpets) is now known as (DBCAFK).

(01:46:16) (5t3v0-PC): you on starr?

(01:46:27) (DBCAFK): skip my next turn if I'm not back

(01:46:30) (AlLStarr): you start the game

(01:46:41) (PunchMasterU): like that, fro

(01:46:48) Rockdale: Now what do I do?

(01:47:05) (1_Fro): ... half of those are modern, half are sweeny todd

(01:47:06) (PunchMasterU): when I say "ROCK TURN" then you get 2 actions, and 1 small act

(01:47:08) (AlLStarr): i'm on

(01:47:24) (PunchMasterU): Fro, what do you do

(01:47:37) Rockdale: Okie dokie lokie

(01:47:43) (1_Fro): Can I take the mirror?

(01:47:52) (PunchMasterU): you can try... roll?

(01:48:09) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 8.

(01:48:10) 5t3v0esque: in server now

(01:48:25) Rockdale: sahdee lol wat

(01:48:27) (PunchMasterU): wow

(01:48:27) ChatBot: Red_October logs into the Chat.

(01:48:33) (AlLStarr): brb

(01:48:43) sahdee: hru Red

(01:48:48) (1_Fro): So, how did I do?

(01:48:55) Red_October: whats going on

(01:48:59) Red_October: hru

(01:49:03) sahdee: I'm almost dead

(01:49:04) (PunchMasterU): ok, you have the mirror. It's a little bit broken, but you somehow remove it in mostly 1 piece. Behind it is a message: "PUNCH IS HERE."

(01:49:09) Zwoosh: I never know if you all like my songs or not because of auto-woot

(01:49:13) ChatBot: (DBCAFK) is now known as (2DBCrumpets).

(01:49:14) (PunchMasterU): 1 action and 1 small act remain!

(01:49:23) (2DBCrumpets): oh shit

(01:49:26) (1_Fro): I walk over to cdos

(01:49:39) (PunchMasterU): you go back to aisle 1. 1 minor act remains!

(01:49:49) (PunchMasterU): also, cdos is Starr now

(01:49:57) (PunchMasterU): he just sorta morphed

(01:49:57) (2DBCrumpets): DON'T TRY TO TAKE THE BAZOOKA

(01:50:05) (1_Fro): I show Cdos the horrible monster he has become with the mirror!

(01:50:14) sahdee: lol

(01:50:21) (PunchMasterU): you mean starr? Ok. you hold the mirror in front of starr.

(01:50:21) Red_October: I am in the middle of something so I was just checking if anything had happened. Bru

(01:50:25) sahdee: That would not have worked on cdos

(01:50:26) (PunchMasterU): DBC TURN!!

(01:50:27) (2DBCrumpets): bru red

(01:50:30) sahdee: bru Red

(01:50:35) Rockdale: (1_Fro) was this before or after he cut Theel's dick off?

(01:50:36) (PunchMasterU): bru red

(01:50:38) ChatBot: (AlLStarr) has been logged out (Timeout).

(01:50:39) (2DBCrumpets): Can I become less unconcious?

(01:50:42) (1_Fro): Wait! Don't I roll for his reaction?

(01:50:45) (PunchMasterU): go ahead

(01:50:46) (PunchMasterU): try

(01:50:47) ChatBot: (AllStarr_BF3) logs into the Chat.

(01:50:53) ChatBot: (2DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 3.

(01:50:59) (2DBCrumpets): I have two actions

(01:51:00) (PunchMasterU): dbc stays unconscious

(01:51:03) (2DBCrumpets): I'll try again

(01:51:07) ChatBot: (2DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 4.

(01:51:13) (2DBCrumpets):

(01:51:15) (PunchMasterU): fine. I'm being pretty damn generous, you know

(01:51:18) (2DBCrumpets): damn it chatbot

(01:51:19) (PunchMasterU): one more try

(01:51:25) (2DBCrumpets):

(01:51:28) ChatBot: (RIPLUU) logs into the Chat.

(01:51:28) ChatBot: (2DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 5.

(01:51:32) (PunchMasterU): 10 recovers, 8 or 9 stabilizes

(01:51:36) sahdee: Oh sure, save the Muffin

(01:51:38) (PunchMasterU): neither happens.

(01:51:44) (RIPLUU): I attack!

(01:51:44) (2DBCrumpets): I'M UNCONSCIOUS SAHDEE

(01:51:45) sahdee: Leave me bleeding here

(01:51:48) (PunchMasterU): you're still unconscious, but at 1 hp

(01:51:51) ChatBot: (RIPLUU) rolls 1d10 and gets 5.

(01:51:51) (PunchMasterU): SAHDEE TURN!

(01:51:54) (PunchMasterU): roll

(01:52:01) ChatBot: sahdee rolls 1d10 and gets 4.

(01:52:07) (PunchMasterU): again: 8 or 9, stabilize. 10 recover

(01:52:07) sahdee:

(01:52:15) sahdee: Chatbot hates me DM!

(01:52:20) ChatBot: sahdee rolls 1d10 and gets 10.

(01:52:21) (2DBCrumpets): those are strict rules DM

(01:52:24) (2DBCrumpets): GOD DAMN IT

(01:52:26) (PunchMasterU): sheeeit

(01:52:27) sahdee: There

(01:52:27) (RIPLUU): Wow I get coffe spilled on me for 2 mins and yall are cheating on me

(01:52:28) ChatBot: Red_October has been logged out (Timeout).

(01:52:35) (PunchMasterU): ok. Sahdee's back at 3 hp, and conscious

(01:52:38) sahdee: Thank you Bot!

(01:52:49) (PunchMasterU): Starr, are you here?

(01:52:59) (PunchMasterU): if not, Rock becomes cdos instead of you

(01:53:03) (PunchMasterU): 5

(01:53:03) (RIPLUU): Im here!

(01:53:04) (PunchMasterU): 4

(01:53:06) (PunchMasterU): 3

(01:53:07) (2DBCrumpets): CAN YOU SAVE ME?

(01:53:07) (PunchMasterU): 2

(01:53:09) (PunchMasterU): 1

(01:53:10) (PunchMasterU): ok

(01:53:15) (PunchMasterU): ROCK TURN!!

(01:53:21) ChatBot: Lolzrfunni has been logged out (Timeout).

(01:53:24) ChatBot: (RIPLUU) rolls 1d10 and gets 7.

(01:53:28) Rockdale: what do I do

(01:53:36) ChatBot: Rockdale rolls 1d10 and gets 5.

(01:53:39) (PunchMasterU): You are in aisle 1.

(01:53:42) Rockdale: Is that right?

(01:53:42) (2DBCrumpets): yah1

(01:53:44) (PunchMasterU): you can do whatever you like

(01:53:48) (2DBCrumpets): I'm Peribot now!

(01:53:52) sahdee: Don't go near the bazooka

(01:53:56) sahdee: It never ends well

(01:54:00) (PunchMasterU): 2 actions, 1 small act

(01:54:10) Rockdale: Rockdale hears Sahdee yelling and moves towards her

(01:54:10) (PunchMasterU): oh, and you're cdos

(01:54:14) (PunchMasterU): you have the bazooka

(01:54:17) Rockdale: Am I doing it right?

(01:54:23) (PunchMasterU): yes.

(01:54:24) (2DBCrumpets): can you revive me rock?

(01:54:30) (PunchMasterU): you are now near sahdee.'

(01:54:33) (PunchMasterU): 2 actions remain!

(01:54:35) (2DBCrumpets): I will die shortly

(01:54:39) Rockdale: That depends can you say it like Cole?

(01:54:47) (PunchMasterU): anything you try to do that's not obviously doable, you must role.

(01:54:52) (PunchMasterU): *roll

(01:54:56) (PunchMasterU): what's wrong with me

(01:54:59) (PunchMasterU): ok

(01:55:00) (PunchMasterU): 2 actions

(01:55:06) 5t3v0esque: love me some AEK971

(01:55:12) sahdee: It's just rollplay Rock

(01:55:21) (2DBCrumpets) groans

(01:55:31) (2DBCrumpets): *roleplay

(01:55:40) ChatBot: (RIPLUU) has been logged out (Timeout).

(01:55:48) 5t3v0esque: (its a refernce to greyavenger. The misspelling is intentional)

(01:55:59) (2DBCrumpets): D:

(01:56:08) (2DBCrumpets): <--- is still a nub

(01:56:09) Rockdale: I look for a first aid kit to help my friends?

(01:56:14) (PunchMasterU): ok

(01:56:15) (PunchMasterU): roll!

(01:56:25) ChatBot: Rockdale rolls 1d10 and gets 5.

(01:56:31) Rockdale: consistency bitches

(01:56:31) (PunchMasterU): hmmmm

(01:56:35) (PunchMasterU): you get lost

(01:56:36) (PunchMasterU): whee

(01:56:42) (PunchMasterU): you're in a secreeet room

(01:56:46) (PunchMasterU): SECRETTTTT

(01:56:47) Rockdale: I may be a failure. But I'm a consistent failure

(01:56:47) sahdee: Boo!

(01:56:54) (PunchMasterU): 1 act remains!!

(01:56:55) (PunchMasterU): *action

(01:56:58) Rockdale: I scream like a girl

(01:57:01) sahdee: Wait! Go team Cock!

(01:57:02) (PunchMasterU): okey doke

(01:57:04) Rockdale: turn ends

(01:57:07) (PunchMasterU): You scream a lot

(01:57:14) (PunchMasterU): FRO TURN!!!!!!!!1!!

(01:57:16) Rockdale: CONSISTENCY

(01:57:26) (2DBCrumpets): Fro

(01:57:27) (PunchMasterU): Rock, consistency is for losers

(01:57:29) (2DBCrumpets): I will die

(01:57:32) (2DBCrumpets): next turn

(01:57:41) (1_Fro): I Search For Some Sort of Aid for the injured

(01:57:47) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 1.

(01:57:52) (1_Fro): ....

(01:57:54) sahdee: LOL

(01:57:57) (PunchMasterU): ha

(01:58:04) (PunchMasterU): you see Rock. You have no idea where the fuck you are

(01:58:12) (PunchMasterU): 1 action and 1 act remain

(01:58:15) Rockdale: I think Londo is my favorite Orangered territory

(01:58:18) (PunchMasterU): Rock is hurting your ears

(01:58:25) Rockdale: "Hi Fro!"

(01:58:37) (1_Fro): I smack him with the mirror to calm him down

(01:58:42) sahdee: New Persia's pretty.

(01:58:43) (PunchMasterU): roll

(01:58:49) (PunchMasterU): jesus, that was a bad idea, fro

(01:58:51) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 10.

(01:58:55) (PunchMasterU): whe

(01:58:57) (PunchMasterU): *whew

(01:58:59) sahdee: Poor Rock

(01:59:00) (PunchMasterU): you lucky fucker

(01:59:05) (PunchMasterU): rock comes to his senses

(01:59:07) Rockdale: BEHOLD! MY FAVORITE GREY CONVERSATION!

(01:59:09) (PunchMasterU): no one gets hurt

(01:59:21) sahdee: Phew!

(01:59:23) Rockdale: sahdee It was better before they wrecked it

(01:59:25) (1_Fro): Did the mirror survive?

(01:59:26) (PunchMasterU): 1 minor action remains

(01:59:33) (PunchMasterU): (1_Fro), yes

(01:59:49) sahdee: Yeah I liked the old NP CSS better

(01:59:51) (1_Fro): Can I put Db out of his misery?

(01:59:58) (PunchMasterU): you're nowhere near him

(02:00:04) (PunchMasterU): you're kinda screwed

(02:00:17) (PunchMasterU): you could look around though

(02:00:37) (1_Fro): I look into the mirror to see how it affects the appearance of the room

(02:01:06) (PunchMasterU): it's all normal, but you're looking even redder. your skin's getting shiny.

(02:01:14) (PunchMasterU): DBC TURN!

(02:01:43) (PunchMasterU) laughs evilly at his master plan

(02:01:45) (2DBCrumpets): I want to wake up

(02:01:50) (PunchMasterU): rolll

(02:01:51) (2DBCrumpets): strike that

(02:01:54) sahdee: I think we should look around more

(02:02:01) sahdee: I don't trust Moose

(02:02:04) (2DBCrumpets): I want to call out from unconsciousness to the punchbowl

(02:02:16) sahdee: [–]tiercel [+201]Wants to take up residence 16 points 2 months ago (18|2)

Jokes on you! I'm wearing my anti-periNuker pants today!

(02:02:16) (2DBCrumpets): SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE​EEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(02:02:22) (PunchMasterU): roll, if you must.

(02:02:36) (2DBCrumpets): I trust the punchbowl

(02:02:40) ChatBot: (2DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 9.

(02:02:44) (2DBCrumpets): THE PUNCHBOWL

(02:02:53) Rockdale: greyavenger [-8]Grey The Red[S] 7 points 2 months ago (9|4)

No, my IQ is 115. It's just rollplay.

(02:03:05) (PunchMasterU): wow.

(02:03:08) (PunchMasterU): ok, you reach him

(02:03:19) redis213: alright, bru! haven't read the chat for like the past hour, but still. bru!

(02:03:20) (2DBCrumpets): Please remember

(02:03:32) (2DBCrumpets): I didn't try to kill him

(02:03:32) sahdee: bru redis!

(02:03:32) ChatBot: redis213 logs out of the Chat.

(02:03:38) (PunchMasterU): faintly, you hear a sound like "I'm coming DBC!". Or maybe it was just your imagination

(02:03:55) sahdee: Why doesn't redis like us?

(02:03:57) (PunchMasterU): roll again for recovery/not dying

(02:04:08) ChatBot: Zwoosh is now known as (Z_AFK).

(02:04:09) ChatBot: (2DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 9.

(02:04:10) (Z_AFK): sorta afk

(02:04:24) (PunchMasterU): nice

(02:04:34) (PunchMasterU): you're stabilized, back at 2 hp. still unconscious though.

(02:04:45) (PunchMasterU): SAHDEE TURN!!

(02:04:49) sahdee: Something something sweet muffin flesh

(02:05:06) (PunchMasterU): sahdee, no eating your teammates

(02:05:08) sahdee: I try to wake up Muffy

(02:05:08) (2DBCrumpets): something something heresy

(02:05:14) (PunchMasterU): unless you really want to, that is. also roll

(02:05:23) ChatBot: sahdee rolls 1d10 and gets 6.

(02:06:24) (2DBCrumpets): sahdee falls unconcious

(02:06:26) (2DBCrumpets):

(02:06:38) (PunchMasterU): hmm

(02:06:38) sahdee: See if I try to save you again Muffin

(02:06:40) (PunchMasterU): lets see

(02:07:00) (2DBCrumpets): I DON'T NEED YOU

(02:07:05) (2DBCrumpets): I HAVE THE PUNCHBOWL

(02:07:10) (PunchMasterU): sahdee, you try to wake up DBC, but all that happens is his eyes flutter, he coughs up smoke and says "PUNCHHH!!" *gasp*

(02:07:20) (PunchMasterU): he collapses again.

(02:07:30) (PunchMasterU): 1 more action, 1 minor act

(02:07:32) sahdee: Why don't you marry the punchbowl if you love him so much!

(02:07:47) sahdee: He clearly doesn't want my help

(02:08:04) sahdee: And he's covered in his own poo

(02:08:11) (PunchMasterU): lol

(02:08:23) (Z_AFK): I look at this chat at the wrong times

(02:08:25) (PunchMasterU): incidentally, dance if you value your life, sahdee

(02:08:37) sahdee: I examine my surroundings

(02:08:40) sahdee:

(02:08:43) Rockdale: There's a town in my state called Traveler's rest...

(02:08:43) (2DBCrumpets) raises ring for punch

(02:09:28) (PunchMasterU): ok, you see DBC on the ground in a pool of blood. A little floating number over his head says: "2 HP" There's cereal everywhere, and you see your favorite kind! Super Gear Gummy Cereal!!!!

(02:09:42) sahdee: Score!

(02:09:44) (PunchMasterU): Weebs is still dancing in pain, a kind of suspended animation weird state.

(02:10:03) (PunchMasterU): sahdee...

(02:10:03) (AllStarr_BF3): damn steve you are good

(02:10:10) (PunchMasterU): you're not dancing, and my song is almost done

(02:10:17) (PunchMasterU): I'd watch yourself

(02:10:29) 5t3v0esque: I think its just the influx of people new to the game

(02:10:35) sahdee: I'm on autowoot!

(02:10:37) 5t3v0esque: I'm not usually this good I don't think

(02:10:45) (2DBCrumpets): no you're not

(02:10:46) (PunchMasterU): 1 minor act reamins, sah.

(02:10:48) (AllStarr_BF3): i'm part of noob week

(02:10:48) 5t3v0esque: my KD still sucks from when I first played...

(02:10:53) sahdee: There you big blackmailer!

(02:10:57) (PunchMasterU): lol

(02:11:07) sahdee: And you didn't give me anything helpful

(02:11:14) (PunchMasterU): yeah, you didn't die

(02:11:14) 5t3v0esque: I feel like such a ringer...

(02:11:16) (PunchMasterU): that's helpful

(02:11:45) (1_Fro): Run Sahdee

(02:11:57) (1_Fro): Also internet is going nuts

(02:11:57) sahdee: I eat Super Gear Gummy Cereal and try to remember why I'm even here

(02:12:15) 5t3v0esque: I dont know if this guy knows how to fly...

(02:12:34) 5t3v0esque: ...

(02:12:39) 5t3v0esque: oh noob week

(02:12:51) (PunchMasterU): sahdee, you now feel very satisfied

(02:13:04) (PunchMasterU): incidentally, you find a prize

(02:13:09) sahdee: Well that's something at least

(02:13:20) (PunchMasterU): it's a bazooka shell, and a message is printed on it. "Thanks for wooting!"

(02:13:27) (1_Fro): Is it a ticket to freedom?

(02:13:28) (PunchMasterU): ROCK TURN!!!!

(02:13:30) sahdee:

(02:13:34) (2DBCrumpets): GOD DAMN

(02:13:38) (2DBCrumpets): I WOOT EVERY TIME

(02:13:45) (2DBCrumpets): AND I JUST GET A SHELL TO THE CHEST

(02:13:48) (2DBCrumpets):

(02:13:49) (PunchMasterU): (2DBCrumpets) but you don't complain, and you're not the queen

(02:13:57) Rockdale: I look longingly towards Fro

(02:13:59) Rockdale:

(02:14:02) sahdee: <---autowoots

(02:14:02) Rockdale: I roll for fap

(02:14:04) ChatBot: Rockdale rolls 1d10 and gets 10.

(02:14:08) (PunchMasterU): Rockdale, 2 actions remain

(02:14:09) sahdee:

(02:14:11) sahdee: Poor Fro

(02:14:20) (PunchMasterU): Hahahahha

(02:14:23) (PunchMasterU): why did you roll?

(02:14:25) (PunchMasterU):

(02:14:31) (2DBCrumpets): (14:14:02) Rockdale: I roll for fap

(02:14:33) Rockdale: For fap

(02:14:36) (PunchMasterU): oh

(02:14:37) (PunchMasterU): lol

(02:14:41) (1_Fro): DANG IT ROCK!!!

(02:14:41) (PunchMasterU): you get off

(02:14:48) (PunchMasterU): all over fro's mirror

(02:14:52) sahdee: Go team Cock!

(02:14:58) (PunchMasterU): 2 actions reamin!

(02:15:01) (PunchMasterU): *RMANANAIN

(02:15:03) Rockdale: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH​HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH​HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH​HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH​HH

(02:15:13) sahdee: It could have been worse Fro

(02:15:33) Rockdale: I put my pants back on and walk out (two separate actions)

(02:15:38) Rockdale: END TURN!

(02:15:51) (PunchMasterU): you can't just leave. you have no idea what the fuck your surroundings are

(02:16:11) (PunchMasterU): you've literally not looked at anything besides your pants, your dick, and fro

(02:16:24) (PunchMasterU): 1 action left. please look around

(02:16:34) Rockdale: I look around

(02:16:38) (PunchMasterU): thank you

(02:16:49) (1_Fro): This is too on rails

(02:16:58) (1_Fro):

(02:17:18) Rockdale: Baby you keep that up this can be whatever you want it to be

(02:17:22) ChatBot: cdos93 logs into the Chat.

(02:17:23) (PunchMasterU): you see fro, a video game arcade (with Galaga and Gummy Gear Solid, your favorite games!!!). There is also a door labeled "Emergencx Onlx"

(02:17:32) sahdee: hru dossy

(02:17:38) cdos93: how do all of you have so many plug points

(02:17:39) (PunchMasterU): NPC AND EVENTS TURN!!

(02:17:51) cdos93: I was in the lead last week

(02:17:54) (2DBCrumpets): PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

(02:17:58) ChatBot: (SpamNoms4587) is now known as (Spamman4587).

(02:18:12) sahdee: welcome back Spammer

(02:18:18) (2DBCrumpets): Wb

(02:18:20) (Spamman4587): Thankies

(02:18:24) cdos93: I realise I am an NPC and suffer an existential crisis

(02:18:44) (PunchMasterU): Fro notices his reflection gets stranger and stranger. The lights shut off in Aisle 3. Steam starts pouring out of the cash registers.

(02:18:49) (PunchMasterU): FRO TURN!

(02:19:18) (Spamman4587): Gratz muffins on the 3k woots

(02:19:23) (1_Fro): I sit down the mirror covered with cum and filled with demons

(02:19:26) (2DBCrumpets): yah!

(02:19:37) (PunchMasterU): Ok. 2 actions remain!!!

(02:19:54) (1_Fro): I pick up the bazooka rock sat down to fap

(02:20:05) sahdee: He didn't have the bazooka

(02:20:16) sahdee: Cdos still has the bazooka

(02:20:24) (PunchMasterU): sahdee, rock became cdos

(02:20:29) sahdee: Oh

(02:20:29) (1_Fro): Inf said he did, because rock is the new cdos

(02:20:30) (PunchMasterU): cdos has bazooka

(02:20:34) (PunchMasterU): Fro, rolll

(02:20:43) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 7.

(02:20:48) (PunchMasterU): ok

(02:20:56) cdos93: I eat the bazooka

(02:21:06) cdos93: then pass it out disturbingly quickly

(02:21:10) cdos93: and hand it to fro

(02:21:17) Rockdale: Heh. Then Cdos just beat it in front of Fro

(02:21:17) (PunchMasterU): you take the bazooka, and in doing so, accidentally jerk off Rock/Cdos. They split into 2 people.

(02:21:32) (PunchMasterU): (5_Cdos) (4_Rock) please

(02:21:42) Rockdale: I like where this thread is goind.

(02:21:49) ChatBot: sahdee is now known as (3_sahdee).

(02:21:51) ChatBot: Rockdale is now known as (4_Rock).

(02:21:55) (1_Fro): ..... I will ignore the mental scarring and fire the bazooka at the demon cum mirror

(02:21:55) cdos93 Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons

(02:22:01) (2DBCrumpets): b

(02:22:01) cdos93: (PunchMasterU) im an NPC

(02:22:06) (PunchMasterU): roll, cdos

(02:22:16) (4_Rock):

(02:22:17) cdos93: Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons

(02:22:20) (PunchMasterU): cdos93, if you want to be, then ok

(02:22:35) (1_Fro): I still have an action

(02:22:43) (PunchMasterU): yes you do, fro.

(02:22:44) (PunchMasterU): roll

(02:22:45) (PunchMasterU): for bazooka

(02:22:47) (PunchMasterU): at mirror

(02:22:54) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 7.

(02:23:02) cdos93 cdos says Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons again, but you somehow know he means ok, thats awesome

(02:23:16) (3_sahdee): RIP mirror

(02:23:37) 5t3v0esque: Nice work starr, you actually play the fucking objective

(02:23:46) 5t3v0esque: I wish the whole team did the same tbh...

(02:24:00) (AllStarr_BF3): idk why they dont just play team deathmatch

(02:24:09) (1_Fro): Do I win?

(02:24:24) cdos93: are you alll BF3 together?

(02:24:25) (PunchMasterU): the mirror deflects the bazooka, blowing a hole in the roof, but the mirror sustains a lot of damage

(02:24:36) (1_Fro): .......

(02:24:37) (PunchMasterU): it is quite cracked, and there is a black mark in the middle

(02:24:40) (3_sahdee): Woah!

(02:24:51) 5t3v0esque: as of today yes

(02:24:53) (PunchMasterU): you needed a 10 to destroy it, btw

(02:24:59) (PunchMasterU): DBC TURN!

(02:25:01) (3_sahdee): Fro picked up the best item in the game

(02:25:04) (1_Fro): We are going to be killed by a mirror...

(02:25:30) (PunchMasterU): (1_Fro) or are you...

(02:25:36) ChatBot: (Spamman4587) logs out of the Chat.

(02:25:42) (PunchMasterU): DBC?

(02:25:44) (PunchMasterU): you still here?

(02:25:47) (2DBCrumpets): yes

(02:25:51) (PunchMasterU): ok

(02:26:03) (2DBCrumpets): I attempt to wake up

(02:26:08) (PunchMasterU): reminder, Shit's goin' down on Aisle 3 and cash reg.

(02:26:12) (2DBCrumpets): Calling for Punch all the while

(02:26:14) (PunchMasterU): DBC, roll

(02:26:22) ChatBot: (2DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 6.

(02:26:25) (2DBCrumpets): bleh

(02:26:30) (2DBCrumpets): call for punch

(02:26:34) ChatBot: (2DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 8.

(02:26:37) (2DBCrumpets): yah!

(02:26:38) ChatBot: (1_Fro) has been logged out (Timeout).

(02:26:43) ChatBot: (Spamman4587) logs into the Chat.

(02:26:44) ChatBot: FroDude258 logs into the Chat.

(02:26:48) (2DBCrumpets): wb

(02:26:48) (PunchMasterU): ok. you hear faintly "on my wayyyyyy"

(02:27:09) (2DBCrumpets): This is what I say

(02:27:13) (PunchMasterU): or maybe it was "constipaaaaaate"

(02:27:16) (PunchMasterU): your'e not sure

(02:27:18) ChatBot: FroDude258 is now known as (1_Fro).

(02:27:20) (PunchMasterU): *you're

(02:27:27) (2DBCrumpets): Punch, I'm good, but they stole your mirror!

(02:27:34) (2DBCrumpets): and then fall back unconscious =

(02:27:53) (PunchMasterU): ok SAHDEE TURN

(02:28:01) (3_sahdee): Somehow I don't think Muffy is on our side

(02:28:25) (3_sahdee): Do I know where the secret room is?

(02:28:35) (3_sahdee): They fired a bazooka in there

(02:28:35) (2DBCrumpets): whaaaaaa

(02:28:40) (2DBCrumpets): what makes you say that!

(02:29:01) (PunchMasterU): Sahdee, you don't know where the secret room is. You heard a muffled explosion, but you're not sure where it came from

(02:29:04) (3_sahdee): (2DBCrumpets): Punch, I'm good, but they stole your mirror!

(02:29:24) (3_sahdee): Okay, so I'm not going into the dark by myself

(02:29:25) (2DBCrumpets): is that a lie?

(02:29:31) (3_sahdee): I go to the cash register

(02:29:42) (3_sahdee): holding on to my prize

(02:29:42) (PunchMasterU): okey doke. 1 action and 1 minor act

(02:29:53) (1_Fro): I am attempting an internet fix. Will be on mobile. Don't kick me!

(02:29:56) (3_sahdee): I examine the cash register

(02:30:41) (PunchMasterU): it says "fruit punch: $1.99". It's listed so many times it fills up the screen. Smoke is pouring out from under it

(02:30:51) cdos93 cdos says "Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons!" pointing in fear at the cash register

(02:30:55) (3_sahdee): Holy shit!

(02:31:01) (3_sahdee): Punch...lives!

(02:31:14) (2DBCrumpets): PUNCH!

(02:31:26) (PunchMasterU): you realize the last item on the list is Fro Yo.

(02:31:32) (PunchMasterU): ...huh

(02:31:38) (PunchMasterU): strange, no?

(02:31:47) ChatBot: (LowBatteryLuu) logs into the Chat.

(02:31:51) (Spamman4587): Hru Luu

(02:31:54) (PunchMasterU): hru luuk

(02:32:06) (2DBCrumpets): HRU LUUK

(02:32:06) (LowBatteryLuu): I wanted to use my last %s

(02:32:10) (LowBatteryLuu): To tell you all

(02:32:14) (LowBatteryLuu): I love yall

(02:32:20) (2DBCrumpets): <3

(02:32:21) (3_sahdee): I open the cash register, ready to use the bazooka shell on any insect I find

(02:32:21) (PunchMasterU): love you too, luuk

(02:32:22) (LowBatteryLuu): And hope you're happy tonight

(02:32:30) (LowBatteryLuu): Cause tonight is gonna be a good night

(02:32:34) (LowBatteryLuu): I got a feelin

(02:32:40) (3_sahdee): (LowBatteryLuu) love you too luukie

(02:32:56) (LowBatteryLuu): Wow this response has been amazing

(02:32:59) (PunchMasterU): (3_sahdee) there is red liquid filling up the register. At the bottom of the liquid is a business card labeled: Dan's Possesion Mirrors

(02:33:04) (LowBatteryLuu): Thank you, thank you!

(02:33:08) (LowBatteryLuu): I love yall

(02:33:11) (3_sahdee): Oh boy

(02:33:15) ChatBot: (LowBatteryLuu) logs out of the Chat.

(02:33:22) (PunchMasterU): ROCK TURN

(02:34:17) (4_Rock): I walk into the arcade I noticed last turn

(02:34:36) (PunchMasterU): okey doek. 1 action and 1 minor act left

(02:35:19) (4_Rock): I realize I have no tokens! D:

(02:35:32) (PunchMasterU): it takes monies. you have some monies though.

(02:35:38) (2DBCrumpets): check your pocketses

(02:35:42) (4_Rock): Ohhh...

(02:35:43) (PunchMasterU): enough to play Gummy Gear Solid!!

(02:35:51) (3_sahdee): Whoo!

(02:35:54) (4_Rock): I didn't really wanna play anyways

(02:36:05) (4_Rock): I open the emergencx onlx door

(02:36:06) (3_sahdee):

(02:36:13) (PunchMasterU): you sure, rock?

(02:36:14) (PunchMasterU): ok

(02:36:34) (2DBCrumpets): is gummy gear rising revengence there?

(02:36:34) (4_Rock): I've never been more sure of anything in my rollplaying career

(02:36:36) (PunchMasterU): you see a pair of feet at eye level. The smoke from the mirror is pouring out of it.

(02:36:50) (PunchMasterU): Oh yeah, the mirror kinda didn't stop smoking

(02:36:53) (3_sahdee): OH NO

(02:37:11) (4_Rock): I have a foot fetish and cum explosively

(02:37:22) (PunchMasterU): ok then.

(02:37:28) (2DBCrumpets): O.o

(02:37:30) cdos93 cdos runs about "Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons!", pausing every now and again to look at the mirror before he starts screaming

(02:37:30) (PunchMasterU): NPC AND EVENTS TURN!

(02:37:36) (4_Rock): Kek

(02:37:39) (PunchMasterU): Fro's refelction looks horrifyingly like...

(02:37:42) (PunchMasterU): punch

(02:37:52) (2DBCrumpets): O.o

(02:37:53) (3_sahdee):

(02:37:55) (2DBCrumpets): o.O

(02:37:57) (2DBCrumpets): GOOD

(02:38:00) (3_sahdee): KILL FRO!

(02:38:01) (2DBCrumpets): PUNCH

(02:38:02) cdos93: I continue to run about yelling "Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons!"

(02:38:06) (2DBCrumpets): DO YOUR DUTY

(02:38:16) (3_sahdee): Crumpy we killed Punch

(02:38:25) (3_sahdee): Do you think he's going to be happy to see us?

(02:38:29) (PunchMasterU): With a loud "OOOOHHHH YEAHHH!" fro watches, paralyzed with fear, as his reflection charges through the mirror, shattering it.

(02:38:32) (2DBCrumpets): I didn't kill him

(02:38:44) (2DBCrumpets): YES!

(02:38:52) (PunchMasterU): The lights go out in Aisles 2,4, and 1.

(02:38:58) cdos93: I scream "Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons!" even louder, collapsing into a sobbing heap on the ground

(02:39:03) (PunchMasterU): Fro turn

(02:39:11) (4_Rock): rollplay Rock is a horny bastard

(02:39:12) (PunchMasterU): cdos catches fire.

(02:39:21) (1_Fro): I fire at punch

(02:39:24) (PunchMasterU): Sahdee, your feet are covered in rock's cum btw

(02:39:31) (PunchMasterU): roll, fro

(02:39:32) (3_sahdee): ewww

(02:39:36) (2DBCrumpets): heh

(02:39:37) (3_sahdee): Why?

(02:39:41) ChatBot: (AlLstar) logs into the Chat.

(02:39:42) (PunchMasterU): remember?

(02:39:43) cdos93 cdos cries "Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons!" as he bats at his flames ineffectivly

(02:39:46) (AlLstar): te;; steve that i have to go

(02:39:48) (3_sahdee): He was in the secret room!

(02:39:49) (AlLstar): bru all

(02:39:50) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d6 and gets 2.

(02:39:53) (3_sahdee): I wasn't

(02:40:00) (PunchMasterU): there were feet outside the door

(02:40:06) (PunchMasterU): oh shit

(02:40:08) (PunchMasterU): fro

(02:40:09) (PunchMasterU): oh no

(02:40:17) (2DBCrumpets):

(02:40:20) (2DBCrumpets): fro

(02:40:22) (2DBCrumpets): oh yes

(02:40:25) (PunchMasterU): The bazooka backfires. into your face

(02:40:27) (3_sahdee): Isn't it bad enough I touched Crump when he was covered in his own shit

(02:40:41) (PunchMasterU): punch picks up the bazooka from your near lifeless body.

(02:40:44) (PunchMasterU): you have 1 hp.

(02:40:44) (2DBCrumpets): NOW YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA

(02:40:48) (PunchMasterU): and no consicousness.

(02:41:07) (3_sahdee): (2DBCrumpets) That's horrible!

(02:41:15) (PunchMasterU): DBC Turn! Punch reaches you and nurses you to health with his punch.

(02:41:16) (3_sahdee):

(02:41:18) (PunchMasterU): SAHDEE TURN!

(02:41:22) (2DBCrumpets): Depends on your point of view

(02:41:33) (2DBCrumpets):

:favorite

unch

(02:41:38) (Z_AFK): (whispers) Guess what

(02:41:45) (2DBCrumpets):

Bowl of Punch

(02:41:49) ChatBot: (AllStarr_BF3) has been logged out (Timeout).

(02:41:49) ChatBot: (AlLstar) has been logged out (Timeout).

(02:41:59) 5t3v0esque: after this round I'm going to start gettting ready

(02:42:00) (3_sahdee): I take the business card

(02:42:12) (PunchMasterU): ok. it's quite soggy.

(02:42:14) (3_sahdee): Maybe it has a number or instructions on it

(02:42:14) (PunchMasterU): 2 actions left!

(02:42:17) cdos93 cdos finally puts out the flames on his body, only to roll into a puddle of flaming oil. he yelss "Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons!" but you can tell he means 'motherfucker gibe me a break'

(02:42:20) (PunchMasterU): you want to read it?

(02:42:23) (Z_AFK): (whispers) My puppy is napping on me :3

(02:42:26) ChatBot: (5t3v0-PC) logs out of the Chat.

(02:42:26) ChatBot: 5t3v0esque logs out of the Chat.

(02:42:29) (3_sahdee): Yes DM, why wouldn't I?

(02:42:31) ChatBot: 5t3v0esque logs into the Chat.

(02:42:34) (2DBCrumpets): wb steve

(02:42:34) (PunchMasterU): okay

(02:42:41) (3_sahdee): Awww Zwooshie! That's adorable

(02:43:04) (PunchMasterU): it says "To return demon to possessed mirror, you must sacrifice the life of the mirror's imprint"

(02:43:04) (3_sahdee): Why can't you say things like that instead of the dog farting story?

(02:43:12) (PunchMasterU): you figure this means fro.

(02:43:17) (PunchMasterU): 1 action left

(02:43:21) (Z_AFK):

(02:43:29) (3_sahdee): Well, I have no choice

(02:43:50) (3_sahdee): I go to aisle 3

(02:44:04) (3_sahdee): Time to hide

(02:44:05) (PunchMasterU): fyi, there's light coming from under the cash register. with the smoke. but whatever, you're in aisle 3 now

(02:44:12) (PunchMasterU): Rock turn!

(02:44:18) (PunchMasterU): the feet walk away

(02:44:20) (3_sahdee): Damn it Moose!

(02:44:28) (3_sahdee): You never told me about the light

(02:44:31) (PunchMasterU): I thought that was pretty obvious

(02:44:40) (PunchMasterU): rock sees feet, jerks off

(02:44:45) (PunchMasterU): you get rock's cum on your feet

(02:44:56) (PunchMasterU): smoke coming from secret room, and out of cash registers

(02:44:59) (PunchMasterU): connect the goddamn dots

(02:45:02) (PunchMasterU): ROCK TURN!

(02:45:07) (3_sahdee): Oh

(02:45:19) Californicus: Just won my first tank battle in War Thunder.

(02:45:22) (3_sahdee): Ewww

(02:45:31) (3_sahdee): Rock jerked off on my feet!

(02:45:39) (Z_AFK): wut

(02:45:40) (3_sahdee): Ewww

(02:45:47) (PunchMasterU):

(02:46:00) (PunchMasterU): remind me to invite rock to all my parties

(02:46:05) (2DBCrumpets): ^^^^

(02:46:07) (PunchMasterU): he's such good fun

(02:46:23) (4_Rock): (3_sahdee) What?

(02:46:49) (3_sahdee): Leave my feet out of this!

(02:46:53) (4_Rock): I pass out from all the orgasms

(02:46:56) (2DBCrumpets):

(02:47:01) (PunchMasterU): ok then.

(02:47:01) (Z_AFK): (whispers) Why would you stand around long enough for him to ejaculate on your feet

(02:47:05) (PunchMasterU): NPC AND EVENTS TURN!

(02:47:14) (2DBCrumpets): I can see punch

(02:47:16) ChatBot: (4_Rock) is now known as (Rockdal).

(02:47:19) (2DBCrumpets): so describe what he does

(02:47:20) ChatBot: (Rockdal) is now known as Rockdale.

(02:47:20) (3_sahdee): (Z_AFK): (whispers) Why would you stand around long enough for him to ejaculate on your feet

(02:47:28) (3_sahdee): I don't know Zwoosh, why did I?

(02:47:31) (2DBCrumpets): Good question

(02:47:40) Rockdale: Because she wanted it

(02:47:40) cdos93 I run straight into, still on fire, still screaming "Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons!"

(02:47:40) (2DBCrumpets): Maybe you liked it?

(02:47:48) (Z_AFK): LOL

(02:47:50) cdos93: *straight into sahdee

(02:48:02) (3_sahdee) is traumatised and now scared too

(02:48:05) (PunchMasterU): Punch gives DBC the bazooka. strange noises come from the dark. Fro has flashes of red visions of DBC. The plot thickens.

(02:48:13) (PunchMasterU): FRO TURN!

(02:48:14) (2DBCrumpets):

(02:48:22) (2DBCrumpets):

(02:48:22) (1_Fro): I attempt consciousness

(02:48:29) (2DBCrumpets): Bazooka is mine!

(02:48:34) cdos93 I manage to set sahdee on fire somehow

(02:48:36) (PunchMasterU): roll some things, fro

(02:48:40) (3_sahdee): Fuck this, we're done for

(02:48:44) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 4.

(02:48:45) (PunchMasterU): cdos93 sets himself further aflame

(02:48:59) (PunchMasterU): Fro, no luck. roll again, twice

(02:49:02) (3_sahdee): lol

(02:49:07) (2DBCrumpets): roll 2d10

(02:49:12) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 7.

(02:49:19) (2DBCrumpets): almost

(02:49:41) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 10.

(02:49:46) (PunchMasterU): YAYYY!

(02:49:56) (PunchMasterU): fro up to 2 hp, and consious

(02:50:00) (PunchMasterU): *conscious

(02:50:10) (PunchMasterU): Sahdee Turn!

(02:50:15) (1_Fro): Sorry will be off mobile soon. Hopefully.

(02:50:34) (3_sahdee): I look around in aisle 3

(02:50:44) (PunchMasterU): its very dark. roll

(02:50:46) (2DBCrumpets): my turn right?

(02:50:51) ChatBot: (3_sahdee) rolls 1d10 and gets 6.

(02:50:53) (2DBCrumpets): I'm number 2

(02:50:54) (PunchMasterU): for accuracy of what you see, that is.

(02:51:12) (3_sahdee): Come on DM, give me something

(02:51:13) (Z_AFK): (whispers) So you're on fire, and you have jizz on your foot? Wonderful

(02:51:24) (PunchMasterU): DBC, I forgot. Punch put you inside of his punch bowl. You're alive, but content

(02:51:29) (3_sahdee): Preferable hand sanitiser

(02:51:35) (PunchMasterU): and not capable of anything

(02:51:42) (2DBCrumpets): Can I use my small action to say the punch of allegiance

(02:51:50) (PunchMasterU): Ok, sah. you see lots of toys. it's the toy aisle!!

(02:51:55) (2DBCrumpets): I pledge allegiance to the bowl, of the amazing Punch of the Supermarket. And to the tastes, for which it stands, one drink, under the Punchbowl God, with murder, and revenge for all.

(02:52:02) (PunchMasterU): one of them is an action fear of Gummy Snake.

(02:52:23) (PunchMasterU): *figure

(02:52:28) (PunchMasterU): how the fuck did I type "fear"

(02:52:29) (3_sahdee): Z I also touched Crumpy's poop covered body

(02:52:35) (2DBCrumpets):

(02:52:47) (3_sahdee): I examine the action figure

(02:52:55) (2DBCrumpets): Don't tell me you didn't like it!

(02:53:24) (PunchMasterU): ok. it's chewy and sweet. He's holding a toy gun. on the box it says "DANGER: GUN CAN TAKE LIVES IF NOT USED PROPERLY"

(02:53:37) (Z_AFK): Sahdee you might want to shower very thoroughly.

(02:53:37) (PunchMasterU): 1 minor action left

(02:53:53) (2DBCrumpets): Sahdee has some form of HIV at this point

(02:53:53) (3_sahdee): Hmm

(02:54:26) cdos93: is she not on fire?

(02:54:27) (3_sahdee): I read the instructions for the toy gun

(02:55:00) (PunchMasterU): ok. They say "Do not point at eyes or face, do not light on fire, do not consume, machine wash at 20 degrees celsius"

(02:55:15) (PunchMasterU): Rock Turn

(02:55:48) ChatBot: (1_Fro) has been logged out (Timeout).

(02:55:49) ChatBot: FroDude258 logs into the Chat.

(02:55:50) (3_sahdee): Try not to molest any more innocent feet Rock

(02:55:59) (Spamman4587): Wb Fro

(02:56:06) (PunchMasterU): hru fro

(02:56:09) (3_sahdee): wb Fro

(02:56:28) (PunchMasterU): cdos93 burns. a lot. you shouldn't play with fire, cdos.

(02:56:59) (PunchMasterU): rock, 2 actions, 1 small act

(02:57:04) Rockdale: Oh. I'm unconscious. I'm finished for awhile

(02:57:09) FroDude258: I might drop at any moment, but I'm here

(02:57:19) (PunchMasterU): ok rock.

(02:57:24) (2DBCrumpets): try to wake up?

(02:57:25) (PunchMasterU): NPC AND EVENTS TURN!!

(02:57:39) (2DBCrumpets): Am I an NPC now?

(02:57:57) (PunchMasterU): Punch takes the bazooka out of the punchbowl, and starts to digest and paralyze DBC.

(02:57:57) (2DBCrumpets): I work in conjunction with Punch!

(02:58:03) (2DBCrumpets): nuuuuuuu

(02:58:04) (PunchMasterU): nope

(02:58:05) (2DBCrumpets): I pledge allegiance to the bowl, of the amazing Punch of the Supermarket. And to the tastes, for which it stands, one drink, under the Punchbowl God, with murder, and revenge for all.

(02:58:13) (PunchMasterU): Fro turn!!!!!!!!!!!!

(02:58:52) (PunchMasterU): Fro's vision blurs, and he gets super mad at rock, for no reason

(02:58:53) FroDude258: Where was I again?

(02:58:57) (3_sahdee): Poor Crumpy. You know Punch is using you right?

(02:59:01) (3_sahdee): He doesn't love you

(02:59:15) ChatBot: FroDude258 is now known as (1_Fro).

(02:59:54) cdos93 cdos, still on fire, grabs sahdee as his flesh begins to melt

(02:59:58) (PunchMasterU): Fro roll to see if you can refrain from trying to kill rok.

(03:00:03) (PunchMasterU): *rock

(03:00:08) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 2.

(03:00:20) (3_sahdee): cdos93

(03:00:24) (2DBCrumpets): HE LOVES ME

(03:00:25) (2DBCrumpets): DON'T LIE

(03:00:27) (PunchMasterU): welp.

(03:00:29) (2DBCrumpets):

(03:00:34) (1_Fro): Welp, I am a murderer

(03:00:40) (PunchMasterU): roll do see how badly you kill rock. you're holding mirror fragments, btw

(03:00:47) (PunchMasterU): smoking, cursed mirror fragments

(03:00:54) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 5.

(03:01:04) (2DBCrumpets): that's a fail

(03:01:13) (2DBCrumpets): Does that mean fro stabs himself?

(03:01:13) (PunchMasterU): hmmm.

(03:01:17) (2DBCrumpets): or does he just miss?

(03:01:46) (PunchMasterU): rock, cuts himself up kinda bad, and is back at 1 hp. Rock is now at 5 hp.

(03:01:56) (PunchMasterU): 1 action left for fro. do whatever you want.

(03:02:03) (Z_AFK): Bru y'all

(03:02:05) ChatBot: (Z_AFK) logs out of the Chat.

(03:02:06) (PunchMasterU): bru z!

(03:02:14) (1_Fro): I am in terror at what I tried to do.

(03:02:27) (1_Fro): I stab self in heart

(03:02:33) ChatBot: (1_Fro) rolls 1d10 and gets 6.

(03:02:41) (2DBCrumpets): you miss

(03:02:45) (2DBCrumpets): meaning you stab rock

(03:02:46) (2DBCrumpets): surely

(03:02:46) (PunchMasterU): you kill yourself

(03:02:46) (PunchMasterU): you die

(03:02:52) (PunchMasterU): a lot

(03:02:52) (PunchMasterU): I'm lagging

(03:03:59) (PunchMasterU): Punch screams in pain, and begins to fade. The mirror pulls itself together, and punch is sucked back inside

(03:04:10) (PunchMasterU): DBC's body drops to the ground, unconscious and nearly dead.

(03:04:11) (3_sahdee): YES!

(03:04:17) (1_Fro): Any reason why the humble bundle not giving me all my rewards?

(03:04:29) (PunchMasterU): The shaken heroes pull themselves together, and mourn the sacrifice that Fro the Hero made for them.

(03:04:30) (2DBCrumpets): Noooooooooooooooo

(03:04:35) (1_Fro): What happened to DB?

(03:04:40) (2DBCrumpets): I'm alive

(03:04:44) (2DBCrumpets): unfortunately

(03:04:47) (PunchMasterU): DBC recovers, but is hositalized for months

(03:04:50) (2DBCrumpets): I nearly merged with punch

(03:04:52) (PunchMasterU): *hospitalized

(03:04:54) (3_sahdee): Can we kill Crumpet?

(03:05:01) (2DBCrumpets): WHAT DID I DO?

(03:05:09) (2DBCrumpets): I FOUND A BAZOOKA

(03:05:10) (1_Fro): I am a hero and AN Hero

(03:05:10) (3_sahdee): It would be merciful to send him to Punch

(03:05:15) (2DBCrumpets): AND THEN PASSED OUT FOR THE REST OF THE GAME

(03:05:19) (PunchMasterU): You vow that the next time you see punch, he will pay for what he did. DBC might only be pretending to be angry about it.

(03:05:26) (PunchMasterU): [THE END]

(03:05:34) (2DBCrumpets): DADADA!

(03:05:34) (3_sahdee): Fucking crumpet

(03:05:39) (2DBCrumpets):

(03:05:50) ChatBot: (2DBCrumpets) is now known as (DBCrumpets).

(03:05:52) (1_Fro): Can we play another? This is fun

(03:05:52) (3_sahdee): Nice story Punch Master

(03:05:58) (1_Fro):

(03:05:59) (PunchMasterU): Yeah, sorry DBC

(03:06:05) (PunchMasterU): Thanks Sahdee

(03:06:05) ChatBot: (3_sahdee) is now known as sahdee.

(03:06:07) (DBCrumpets): It's cool

(03:06:12) sahdee: What happened to cdos?

(03:06:17) (DBCrumpets): 1 more round and I would have controlled punch

(03:06:26) (1_Fro): How about I make a super crappy make it up as I go thing?

(03:06:31) sahdee: Really?

(03:06:31) (DBCrumpets):

(03:06:42) (PunchMasterU): he morphed into one person after the other, then sorta vanisheed into a shadow of himself, which burnt himself to the ground.

(03:06:45) (DBCrumpets): I had the pic prepared and everything

(03:06:47) (PunchMasterU): and go ahead fro

(03:06:50) cdos93 cdos continues to burn, screaming "Use the 'B' button to fire special weapons!" as he slowly dies

(03:06:55) sahdee: Because I was thinking that you were egging him on and trying to kill us Crumpet

(03:07:03) (DBCrumpets): Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

(03:07:06) ChatBot: (1_Fro) is now known as (DM_MASTA_FRO).

(03:07:09) (DBCrumpets): It's your imagination

(03:07:14) (DBCrumpets): I blame Rock's jizz

(03:07:20) ChatBot: (DBCrumpets) is now known as (1_DBCrumpets).

(03:07:21) ChatBot: (PunchMasterU) is now known as (InfamousU).

(03:07:30) sahdee: Please, let's never speak of this again