Are You One Of God’s Powers?

6.3.14 by Tabs Out



Calling all weirdos. We’re putting together a cassette compilation to be released as part of our Subscription Series based on that crazy ass picture right above this text. Ya see it? Of course you do. How the fuck could you miss it?? The name of the compilation will be GOD’S POWER and we want everyone to submit a track. Here is all you gotta do.

1. Pick a name for your project/band/whatever from the list on that sign.

Gonorrhea

Strong Penis

Bilhazia

Piles

Typhoid

Diabeties

Stroke

Waist Pain

White Hernia

Headache

Malaria

Night Witches

Smelling Mouth

Opposite Electrician

2. Create any sort of track your heart (or strong penis, or smelling mouth) desires. There are no restrictions on styles, lengths, file formats, etc… You can do ANYTHING you want. This isn’t exactly the most intellectual of endeavors, so get as fucking weird as ya’d like to get.

3. Give the track a title and email it to us (contact@tabsout.com)

That’s it. You’re done! After we get tracks for every name listed the Tabs Out team will sort through them and pick our favorite for each one, and that will be the final comp. There is no deadline or limit on how many tracks you can submit. Send in 5 for White Hernia. Send in 2 for Waist Pain and 4 for Malaria. Fuck, send in a track for each name. It doesn’t matter. This is a chill undertaking and will hopefully be pretty fun for all involved.

Everyone who ends up on the cassette will get a copy, along with all the currently enrolled Chrome Donators at the time of it’s release. Go!