Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game

(because no human could survive WITH alcohol)

Take a shot every time:

-A Bullhorn rhyme comes on TV or is posted in the thread

-Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish

-One of the following commercials airs:

-The "Give it to him hard" bully commercial

-Gamefly

-Trojan condoms

-Halo 4 Mountain Dew Double XP

-Any commercial you feel out of place airs

-Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets

Bonus:

-Quote Goodfellas or Casino every time you see Joe Pesci in a Snickers comercial.

Bleach

-The show starts

-You see giant breasts on screen for more than 5 seconds.

-If the human characters (besides Ichigo) are useless.

-Someone gets kidnapped.

-Someone does something treasonous and stupid for no good reason.

-Ichigo auto bankai's

-Every time Kikuchiyo tries to be/is awesome

-Rangiku or Rukia are shit in a fight.

-Something cool actually happens

-A character is saved at the last moment

-An ass pull occurs

-SECRET TECHNIQUE is unveiled

-Spells are useless

-Somebody has an inner monologue while fighting

-Somebody explains how their powers work to the enemy they're fighting

-They reuse animation

-They cut to a flashback in the middle of a fight (2 shots if the flashback is from the same episode)

-Somebody gets loses an arm (finish your drink if they get their arm back)

-An enemy emerges unscathed from a super powerful attack (two drinks if it was a "forbidden technique")

-The super special awesome mega-power from this arc turns out to be completely worthless afterward.

Naruto

-Naruto says "Believe it"

-Naruto says "I'm gonna be hokage"

-Sasuke tramples on someone's fun

-Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics

-Take two shots if Inner Sakura appears

-Naruto mentions ramen

-Sakura misses a chance to be useful

-Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them

-There's a flashback

-Jiraiya does something perverted

-Sharingan activates

Samurai 7

-Every time badly textured CG shows up.

-Count the minutes between action scenes. Drink one shot for each minute.

-Robot samurai says battle

-Someone gets decapitated

-Someone mentions rice

-A new character with a ridiculous overbite shows up

-Little sister is adorable or annoying (leaving this up to individual discretion)

-One of the seven samurai says "samurai"

-A samurai being a dick to the farmers just cause they're farmers

Tenchi GXP

-There's a cheesecake/fanservice shot

-Two shots each time Tenchi appears in a scene

-There's scene where two girls talk to each other and violates the Bechdel test

-Somebody comments on Seina's horrible luck

-Seina stares too long at tits

-Seina recieves physically visible injuries

-Seina's bad luck adversely affect somebody else

-Two shots if Seina gets any bases covered.

Eureka 7

-Renton is a whiny bitch/badass

-Eureka talks to the Nirvash

-Renton says "At that moment"

-Anemone eats jam

-Eureka's kids are irritating as fuck

-Anemone causes a whyboner

-Renton gets screwed over/treated like shit

-People treat Renton like shit/screw him over specifically because they want to show him that they care

-The Itano Circus comes to town.

-Holland is a colossal dick (especially to Renton)

-Dominic is excessively optimistic

-Matthieu says honey

-Someone does a Cutback Drop Turn

-Diane's face is obscured

-Someone refers to Adrock as 'the King', especially as an allusion to the Golden Bough.

-Any time the Golden Bough is referenced/seen.

-A Ben10 commercial airs

Thundercats (2012)

-Someone says Whiskers

-Lion-O gets shit on (2 shots if it's Tygra)

-Cheetara's breasts are unusually conspicuous

-Panthro cannot handle things being cute

-Technology is mentioned

-Cheetara or Wilykit get an ass/pantyshot

-Lion-O broods

-The Thundercat symbol appears

-Wilykit is implied to want Elephantman dick

Sym-bionic Titan

-The armor suits show up

-The trio combine into Titan

-Modula, Solomon, and/or General Steel make an appearance

-A Mutradi monster comes out of the space gate

-A high school scene starts

-Whenever the next door neighbor barges into their house uninvited

-Every well-defined ass shot

-Someone says "Titan"

-Titan uses a weapon that isn't a sword

-Steel yells something

-Modula does something fucking crazy, in the literal sense or in the badass sense

-Solomon calls Steel a dumbass

-Lance pulls a face

-Ilana says 'Heart'

-Octus makes a comment about human behavior

-5 shots for Booty Quake (you can't miss it)

FMA: Brotherhood

-Hughes is mentioned

-Humor awkwardly interrupts a serious scene

-Ling and Greed fight over Ling's body

-Ed is referred to just as "Fullmetal"

-Someone calls Ed short

-The Elric brothers say something about getting their bodies back

-Armstrong, Riza or Mustang are badass.

-Armstrong takes off his shirt

-Von Hohenheim is depressed

-Anyone says something about a philosophers stone.

-King Bradly is being a badass

Cowboy Bebop

-The three old guys show up

-Faye gets herself in trouble

-Someone pulls a gun

-Tank! finishes playing

-Spike mentions hating either kids or pets.

-Any character says bounty.

-Spike does something borderline awesome/badass

-You d'aaw at Ed

-Faye gets herself into trouble

-"See You Space Cowboy" shows up

Inuyasha

-Miroku asks a woman to bear his children

-Miroku molests someone with his hand

-Sango or Kagome straighten out his shit

-That flea guy is found sucking on someone's blood, double if it's Inuyasha

-Koga of the beta tribe hits on Kagome and ignores Inuyasha

-Sango talks about her little brother

-Kaguya says she is the wind

-Kaede uses Ye olde speak despite being fucking Japanes, not Medival English

-Miasma fog appears

-A horde of demons appears with the exact same reused animation

-Miroku unwraps his hand, sees a bee, and wraps it back up

-Shippou is useless

-Poison Wasps

-Naraku gets away or just as plans the gang