I want to be in the middle of controversy! Pick me! Give me hits!

I mean…I’m a serious critic and what not. Harumphf, harumpf.

Do See If:

You recognize that Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms, yo

You enjoy your super-heroics to be a bit more dour and tortured

You need another Batman movie in your life

You just want to get excited about DC’s upcoming slate of movies

You’ve wondered what Wonder Woman’s vagina looks like

Don’t See If: