“We’re so proud of Adam. I wish he wouldn’t curse so much, but I did the best I could. You should definitely listen to his podblogs.”

~ Claudia Clark (Adam’s Mom)

“My husband is amazing at everything, though a little sensitive. If you say anything bad about him I will cut you.”

~ Jessica Clark (Adam’s Wife)

“I wish I could listen to my dad’s podcasts, but he says they’re not appropriate. He has no idea what’s appropriate for an 11-year-old. I’m basically an adult.”

~ Izzie Clark (Adam’s Daughter the First)

“You want me to say what? Why would I do that? Can I buy more Robux?”

~ Sofie Clark (Adam’s Daughter the Second)

“Daddy! I have poopy.”

~ Emmie Clark (Adam’s Daughter the Third)