After troops from his country forcibly seized Crimea earlier this year, Russian president Vladimir Putin is back in the news for allegedly arming separatists in eastern Ukraine with the missiles that are believed to have taken down Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 last week. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about Russia’s leader:

Height : 5’7”

: 5’7” Statue Height : 6’2”

: 6’2” Hobbies : Collecting sovereign territories

: Collecting sovereign territories Interests : Dioxin, polonium 210, thallium

: Dioxin, polonium 210, thallium Predecessor : Vladimir Putin

: Vladimir Putin Successor : Vladimir Putin

: Vladimir Putin Membership In KGB : Active

: Active Occupation : First and foremost, a dad to two pretty amazing kids

: First and foremost, a dad to two pretty amazing kids Stare : Pitiless

: Pitiless Number Of Times A Day Utters Words “With My Bare Hands” : 28

: 28 Pets : 1.3 million Chechens, black lab

: 1.3 million Chechens, black lab Nervous Habit : Bending lead pipes

: Bending lead pipes Sleep : Untroubled

: Untroubled Number Of Steps Currently Ahead : Two

: Two Preferred Solution To Civil Unrest: Permanent