After a woman in China found out her husband was cheating on her, she decided to get revenge by taking a pair of scissors to his penis while he slept [via The Daily Mail. Feng Lung chopped off her husband Fan's penis, but luckily he was rushed to the hospital and his member was reattached.

Not content to just chop off a man's penis and let that be the end of things, Feng snuck into the hospital after the surgery, and chopped off his penis again. Then, I guess to make sure it couldn't be reattached, she threw it out the window. Let me reiterate: She chopped off his penis a second time and then threw it out of a window.

Fan chased his wife outside, where she was arrested. He then had to undergo a second emergency procedure to be stabilized. Unfortunately, no one could find his penis. (Just how hard did these people really look?) Now, granted, the dude was cheating and he was stupid enough to email his mistress from his wife's phone, which is how Feng found out in the first place. But chopping off a man's penis twice is just ... so awful that it's mind-boggling. This is completely bananas.

If you feel bad for the now penis-less Fan though, there's a silver lining. His mistress said she doesn't care that he lost his genitals, and she wants to marry him. This makes for a great "how we met" story.

Also, wait. There's a severed penis lying around outside that hospital right now.

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