Zandalari Male Jokes

How loa can you go-a?

Ha! You call DAT a ship? DIS is a ship!

Troll healers have such an easy job. All dey ever say is "Regenerate, den call me in de morning."

Psst! Can you keep a secret? I'm not a fan of dark magic. My collection of skulls and fetishes is purely decorative. Hehe!

I don't mean to brag, but we have an entire city made of gold. Dose other trolls live in huts. HUTS!

Need to name a city? Do what we do and put "Zul" in front of a random word.

Zandalari Female Jokes

What makes de Zandalari superior? Two words: good posture.

Evolution? Pfft. If you ask me, elves are a giant step backwards.

Isle of Thunder, you say? Nope, never heard of it. Next question...

Do not feel bad. To be honest, I cannot keep all dose loa straight either.

Elves? Humans? No thanks. I cannot trust any race with dat many toes.

Orcs call dose little teeth sticking out of their mouths tusks? Dat. Is. Adorable.

Zandalari Male Flirts

De ladies call me... Zanda-licious, baby!

Other guys might put you on a pedestal, but I will put you atop a pyramid.

I am en-raptored by your eyes.

Are you casting a spell? Because I have a fetish for you.

I may stand upright, but I know how to get down.

Is Krag'wa nearby? Because I want to leap into your arms.

Zandalari Female Flirts

I am a proud woman of Zandalar. I do not date slouches.

Only an insecure troll brags about the size of his tusks.

If you liked it, then you should have put a nose ring on it.

You could say I am a double threat... hexy AND sexy!

It does not take a love potion to win me over... but it couldn't hurt your chances.

We should sail away to a deserted island and... get to know each other better.