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GOP elephant: Mr. President, We will shut this government down unless you defund Planned Parenthood.

Obama: I guess I have no choice. Consider it defunded.

Really? Uh, I mean... we will shut this government down unless you also burn down all the abortion clinics.

You have me over a barrel. I'll supply the gasoline.

Really? In that case, we'll shut this government down unless you initiate a policy of force-insemination of all unmarried virgins.

Sounds extreme, but my hands are tied.

This! This is how you make government work!

And then you wake up.