Remember this couple?

On the surface, it just looks like a pair of young kids going through a difficult time in a relationship. Indeed, the Shutterstock description reads as follows:

“Disloyal man walking with his girlfriend and looking amazed at another seductive girl.”

Clearly. But if you’ve spent any time on the Internet, you know that this image has spawned a thousand memes, from the political:

to the practical:

a tale as old as time pic.twitter.com/NyqZo8qj69 — dev, a good girl (@bummermaid) August 25, 2017

to the meta-ironic:

But now, we have gone beyond the meme. As Twitter user ajabernathy discovered, these two have a long and rich history. Does their rich interpersonal drama take place entirely on Shutterstock? Yes. Does that do anything to diminish, the complex, timeless, quintessentially American narrative at our fingertips? Absolutely not. From love to marriage to parenthood to bitter betrayal, these two have been through it all. This is the personal and political story of our time, and we present it to you now unabridged. Enjoy!

Looking up stock photos for work and I think I found "distracted bf" girl. pic.twitter.com/pU4flzuLDT — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

After being blatantly disrespected by her bf on the streets, it looks like she is also having trouble with homework. pic.twitter.com/fi0gsecpgQ — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

Looks like she didn't learn her lesson and they're buying something expensive together. pic.twitter.com/BYwIB1NsDV — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

OH NO GIRL THAT'S BAD NEWS. pic.twitter.com/4mRFqVa9C1 — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

That man is a deadbeat and you knew it! Now look what happened. pic.twitter.com/jgnZGT7JxG — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

What did I tell you? He gone. pic.twitter.com/z6C0Lh0D6w — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

Doesn't look like they're keeping whatever expensive thing they bought together. pic.twitter.com/EejH87Hy3k — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

Things aren't looking up for her right now. pic.twitter.com/Mg4ei6Dltv — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

Why are you surprised? The man showed you what he was! pic.twitter.com/8CjXtH9WYE — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

You better not take him back. pic.twitter.com/ct0n0QmptQ — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

TBH, this is pretty egregious. pic.twitter.com/tWZkKU6PE4 — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

WHAT COULD HAVE TURNED THE TABLES?! pic.twitter.com/CavujTi401 — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

Girl. After this? Zero excuses! pic.twitter.com/dEmSH58dgf — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

UH OH that expensive thing they bought was a house! I was afraid of that! pic.twitter.com/L31TPfcIjP — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

I HOPE THAT'S IMPENDING LEGAL ACTION BRUH pic.twitter.com/XYLYt43H2A — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

Things are looking real bleak for this woman. She needs @SupportiveDude stat! pic.twitter.com/8APbX9QYIB — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

The red flags just piled up and piled up didn't they? pic.twitter.com/JslCA38kZO — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

JUSTIFIED. Too little too late though pic.twitter.com/m3L8TraW73 — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

This is REALLY detailed for a stock photo… pic.twitter.com/gx4Qpm7T7r — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

I could spend the rest of the day on this because I've only gotten through 14 of the 44 pages these two have together. There might be an "attempted murder" photo by page 30! I'll leave on this one.



GIRL YOU KNEW WHAT HE WAS!! pic.twitter.com/PcEAJKMNHa — Andrew J Abernathy (@ajabernathy) November 20, 2017

We’ll add one more to Andrew’s incredible narrative: This BASTARD was actually ogling other women at the very moment that he proposed!

Once again, the description says it all:

“Amazed unfaithful man looking another girl during marriage proposal and his girlfriend is angry.”

Never change, you two!