Want more great deals? Sign up for our Daily Digest emails!

Leave some for the rest of us!

Hey, you can only buy 3 of these.

You're such a ham, HAM.

The Henchman standing guard of the lair shouldn't have been nervous. Sure, his partner had gone to check on a strange noise. But it wasn't the Pig. No, the Pig had been spotted 100 miles away. He'd come to a T in the road and taken a right. The lair was to the left.

And yet, the figure that slowly emerged from the shadow was unmistakable, what with its short flat nose, its squiggly tail.

"But how?!" cried the henchman. "How could it be you?!?"

The pig laughed. "Why, it's simple. You see, this ham... goes two ways." Then the pig turned to the camera and said, "Just like the Baofeng Dual-Band Ham Two-way Radio!"

And the commercial was over.

Back to top