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Please, for the love of god, try the following: Don't click the Refresh button. Go outside now.



Refresh button. Go outside now. If you are about to spend another $100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.



To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face . On the Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary Back Pain . The Get Out of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.



menu, and then click . On the tab, click . The settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator. If your Evil Computer Addict persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.

If you would like Windows to try and discover them,

click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor



click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor There are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: fishing, skiing, skeet shooting, triathlons, PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.



If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your senses. If that doesn't work, then we give up. You are officially in need of some serious help. Dial 1-800-GET-HELP on your computer's keypad to reach a mental hospital near you.



Click the Back button to melt your computer.

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