Muslim joke

“David and Wilson were lost in desert. They were dying of thirst when

they came upon an oasis, and there was a Mosque.

David to Wilson:

‘Look there is a mosque, lets pretend we are muslims, otherwise we’ll

not get any food or water. I am going to call myself ‘Ahmad’.

Wilson refused to change his name and said:

‘My name is Wilson and i will never pretend to be other than what I am!’

The Imam of the mosque received both of them well and asked for their names.

David:

‘I am Ahmad.’

Wilson:

‘I am Wilson.’

Imam turned to his helpers and said:

‘Bring some food for Willson only.’

And then Imam turned towards David and said:

‘Ramadan Mubarak Brother Ahmad!’ “

(Sheikh Zahir Mahmood)