The Browns are just three games away from posting the second 0-16 season in NFL history, and the specter of the team going winless is taking its toll on the city.

While some fans are having fun with by planning an 0-16 parade, others are not so amused. That’s especially true for one ESPN radio host in Cleveland named Tony Rizzo, who freaked out when asked about the potential parade:

“If you’re one of the people out there that is planning a parade for 0-16, I will fight you. Come down and see me right now, I’m at Buffalo Wild Wings. You’re going to celebrate my misery for four months? “That is the loser-est of all loser moves I’ve ever heard in my life. My God, man. Have some pride in yourself. Oh look, Cleveland’s throwing a parade because they lot every game of the season. How stupid is that? How dumb is that? Who thinks that’s a good idea? I don’t want you on my team. I want winners… “If you are one of the people planning that parade, you better stay the hell away from me, my show, and my family, ’cause I’ll fight you. I can’t fight. I’m old, but I’ll give you 10 seconds of fury. That’s all I got. After that, you can kick my butt.”

If Rizzo has his way, there will be no 0-16 parade.

“I will do everything in my power to stop that. I will talk to Senator Sherrod Brown, Mayor Frank Jackson. I’ll talk to everyone I can. I swear to god… I will mow you down under my tires. I promise that. If you have that parade, it’s going to end ugly… “I know billionaires, senators, mayors, governors. That is going to go away, mark my words. It ain’t going to happen on my watch, I promise you that.”

He sounds like a man of his word, so tread lightly, Cleveland.

You can listen to the entire segment here.