[11:41:43 AM] (Channel) slime666: I am licking the shit out of this big lollipop

[11:41:48 AM] (Channel) slime666: it is huge lol

[11:41:58 AM] (Channel) fxu: that's gay son

[11:42:03 AM] (Channel) slime666: be hones tho

[11:42:10 AM] (Channel) fxu: ok

[11:42:11 AM] (Channel) slime666: when you get a popsicle

[11:42:12 AM] (Channel) fxu: that's super gay

[11:42:14 AM] (Channel) slime666: do you lick or bite it

[11:42:20 AM] (Channel) fxu: bite

[11:42:23 AM] (Channel) fxu: with your molars

[11:42:45 AM] (Channel) slime666: I feel like you are not truly experiencing it

[11:42:49 AM] (Channel) slime666: if you just bite it

[11:42:56 AM] (Channel) fxu: i dont wanna look like im sucking dick

[11:43:01 AM] (Channel) fxu: enough with the actual dick sucking I do durign the day

[11:43:13 AM] (Channel) slime666: I am not going to lie

[11:43:24 AM] (Channel) slime666: I've thought about going into prostitution

[11:43:33 AM] (Channel) slime666: I feel like miami is a good spot

[11:43:36 AM] (Channel) fxu: how much would you sell your ass for

[11:43:41 AM] (Channel) slime666: but STDS turn me off

[11:43:43 AM] (Channel) fxu: there's a market for all kinds of asses

[11:43:49 AM] (Channel) slime666: That's what I am saying

[11:43:52 AM] (Channel) slime666: I feel like I'd suck dick

[11:43:55 AM] (Channel) slime666: at most

[11:44:00 AM] (Channel) slime666: to avoid most stds

[11:44:09 AM] (Channel) slime666: I am thinking 50$ a dick?

[11:44:11 AM] (Channel) fxu: well, the market for girls is about $150 an hour or so, and that's a on the low to medium

[11:44:16 AM] (Channel) Tantrew2: should i wear long sleeve or short sleeve

[11:44:16 AM] (Channel) slime666: too much, huh?

[11:44:17 AM] (Channel) Tantrew2: for the hot girl

[11:44:19 AM] (Channel) fxu: cheapest is 100, avoid those

[11:44:28 AM] (Channel) Tantrew2: i have skinny bitchass wrists

[11:44:28 AM] (Channel) fxu: 200-250 will get you a hottie

[11:44:44 AM] (Channel) slime666: wear short sleeve shirt to show off your forarms tantrew

[11:44:45 AM] (Channel) fxu: 300+ is too much, but youre paying for a fetish or gf exp

[11:45:09 AM] (Channel) fxu: dick sucking for $50?

[11:45:09 AM] (Channel) fxu: hmmm

[11:45:11 AM] (Channel) fxu: how fast

[11:45:14 AM] (Channel) fxu: and are you good at them?

[11:45:21 AM] (Channel) slime666: I've never sucked a dick in my life

[11:45:26 AM] (Channel) slime666: even tho I tried to suck mine before

[11:45:30 AM] (Channel) fxu: ok, then you'll be terrible at it

[11:45:59 AM] (Channel) fxu: look, it's all about focusing on the gland

[11:45:59 AM] (Channel) slime666: I am sure I'd gain experience the more I did it

[11:46:07 AM] (Channel) slime666: is 50$ really too much?

[11:46:07 AM] (Channel) fxu: will you spit or swallow?

[11:46:11 AM] (Channel) slime666: fuck

[11:46:16 AM] (Channel) fxu: idk how much blowjobs go for

[11:46:17 AM] (Channel) slime666: I didn't think about that

[11:46:24 AM] (Channel) Tantrew2: shut the fuck up fgts

[11:46:36 AM] (Channel) slime666: is there a huge difference in pay between spitting or swallowing?

[11:46:48 AM] (Channel) fxu: it's a fetish thing and hygiene as well

[11:46:54 AM] (Channel) fxu: if you dont swallow, you'll be cleaning

[11:47:02 AM] (Channel) fxu: if you swallow, some guys might love it

[11:47:04 AM] (Channel) fxu: and give a tip

[11:47:28 AM] (Channel) fxu: you have to think that these are stranger dicks

[11:47:38 AM] (Channel) fxu: and all kinds of taste

[11:47:43 AM] (Channel) slime666: I imagine it would help to develope a dedicated clientele

[11:47:44 AM] (Channel) Tantrew2: bro why did i draft mexifags

[11:47:45 AM] (Channel) fxu: probably some really repugnant stanks

[11:47:52 AM] Tantrew2 moved to The Red Hot Chili Poppers.

[11:47:58 AM] (Channel) fxu: true true

[11:48:10 AM] (Channel) fxu: such a homophone

[11:48:12 AM] (Channel) slime666: I've never swallowed a load though

[11:48:12 AM] (Channel) fxu: phobe

[11:48:21 AM] (Channel) slime666: I've read it can vary in taste

[11:48:24 AM] (Channel) fxu: well, if you've never sucked a dick chances are you never did that either

[11:48:37 AM] (Channel) slime666: I am not going to lie

[11:48:38 AM] (Channel) fxu: oh yeah, absolutely

[11:48:47 AM] (Channel) fxu: meateaters are quite bitter i've read

[11:48:55 AM] (Channel) fxu: people who eat fruits and veggies taste the nicest

[11:49:01 AM] (Channel) fxu: mainly pineapple

[11:49:01 AM] (Channel) slime666: I managed to stick the head in my mouth

[11:49:06 AM] (Channel) slime666: a couple of years ago

[11:49:07 AM] (Channel) fxu: but requires of like a week or 2 of prep

[11:49:20 AM] (Channel) fxu: damn son, you flexible

[11:49:33 AM] (Channel) slime666: most people just try to bend forward

[11:49:36 AM] 1baller_PC connected.

[11:49:38 AM] (Channel) slime666: amature mistake

[11:49:43 AM] (Channel) fxu: how do you do it

[11:50:12 AM] (Channel) slime666: you need to lay down with your legs up, against a wall

[11:50:21 AM] (Channel) slime666: than take your legs all the way back

[11:50:30 AM] (Channel) slime666: so your dick is hanging above your mouth

[11:50:32 AM] (Channel) fxu: make gravity do the work?

[11:50:43 AM] (Channel) fxu: but whatif you cum

[11:50:46 AM] (Channel) fxu: and then you cant stop

[11:50:49 AM] (Channel) slime666: I did

[11:50:50 AM] (Channel) fxu: and you start drowning in your own cum

[11:50:54 AM] (Channel) fxu: dude

[11:51:01 AM] (Channel) slime666: no worries

[11:51:03 AM] (Channel) slime666: I didn't swallow

[11:51:03 AM] (Channel) fxu: imagine if your parents found you with your dick in your mouth

[11:51:07 AM] (Channel) fxu: and filled with cum

[11:51:12 AM] (Channel) fxu: all dead and shit

[11:51:16 AM] To electric feel(s): wtf did i come back to

[11:51:32 AM] fxu is now unmuted.

[11:51:32 AM] (Channel) slime666: I am not going to lie

[11:51:36 AM] (Channel) slime666: that would be embarrassing

[11:51:43 AM] (Channel) fxu: dont be a homophobe fruitzy

[11:51:56 AM] (Channel) slime666: fxu

[11:51:59 AM] (Channel) slime666: are you hetro

[11:52:00 AM] (Channel) slime666: bi

[11:52:01 AM] (Channel) slime666: or gay

[11:52:06 AM] (Channel) fxu: im straight son

[11:52:12 AM] (Channel) slime666: nice

[11:52:21 AM] (Channel) fxu: but gay shit doesn't repulse me or anything

[11:52:22 AM] (Channel) fxu: it's just sex

[11:52:44 AM] (Channel) fxu: you?

[11:52:47 AM] Camel. connected.

[11:52:50 AM] (Channel) slime666: str8 too

[11:52:53 AM] (Channel) fxu: cool cool

[11:52:55 AM] (Channel) slime666: but I've had gay dreams before

[11:52:59 AM] (Channel) fxu: ayyy

[11:53:00 AM] (Channel) slime666: they are rare

[11:53:02 AM] (Channel) slime666: but they happen

[11:53:36 AM] (Channel) fxu: planning on experimenting?

[11:53:40 AM] (Channel) slime666: na

[11:53:43 AM] (Channel) fxu: you should, who knows, maybe you like it

[11:53:55 AM] (Channel) slime666: Ive been offered blowjobs

[11:53:58 AM] (Channel) slime666: but two gay guys

[11:54:00 AM] (Channel) slime666: in my lifetime

[11:54:04 AM] (Channel) fxu: yo

[11:54:05 AM] (Channel) slime666: I refused both times

[11:54:19 AM] (Channel) fxu: if I was offered a blowjob, I might just take them up on it.... i'll just close my eyes

[11:54:25 AM] (Channel) fxu: mouth aint got a gender

[11:54:38 AM] (Channel) slime666: That reminds me

[11:54:46 AM] To electric feel(s): [11:52:06 AM] (Channel) fxu: im straight son

[11:54:51 AM] (Channel) slime666: If I go Saturday with you guys

[11:54:56 AM] (Channel) slime666: I'll shave

[11:54:57 AM] (Channel) fxu: i am not sucking your dick

[11:55:19 AM] (Channel) fxu: lol sure

[11:55:20 AM] (Channel) fxu: shave

[11:55:52 AM] (Channel) slime666: I am not going to lie

[11:56:00 AM] (Channel) slime666: if a gay guy offers me another blowjob someday

[11:56:02 AM] (Channel) slime666: I might just do it

[11:56:04 AM] (Channel) slime666: to say i did it

[11:56:40 AM] (Channel) fxu: attaboy

[11:56:42 AM] (Channel) slime666: Need something to separate myself from the pack

[11:56:53 AM] (Channel) fxu: wait, how cute are you to be offered blowjobs by guys

[11:56:55 AM] (Channel) fxu: what the fuck

[11:57:06 AM] (Channel) slime666: It only happened twice lol

[11:57:09 AM] (Channel) slime666: once in high school

[11:57:10 AM] (Channel) fxu: I've never been hit on by gay guys :(

[11:57:11 AM] (Channel) slime666: another in college

[11:57:17 AM] (Channel) slime666: well

[11:57:21 AM] (Channel) slime666: I've never been hit on by girls

[11:57:21 AM] (Channel) fxu: :(

[11:57:31 AM] (Channel) slime666: so you got me beat there

[11:57:44 AM] (Channel) fxu: me neither, I just went after them

[11:57:46 AM] (Channel) fxu: tinder bruh

[11:57:48 AM] (Channel) fxu: mad pussy in miami

[11:58:13 AM] (Channel) slime666: how did you afford to take them out to places?

[11:58:26 AM] (Channel) fxu: split the bill son... this is 2015

[11:58:38 AM] (Channel) fxu: and yeah, a coffee works fine

[11:59:01 AM] (Channel) fxu: june 2014

[11:59:01 AM] (Channel) slime666: have you noticed a difference when it came to the race of girls you got?

[11:59:05 AM] (Channel) slime666: were most latinas

[11:59:06 AM] (Channel) fxu: i had broken up and was really down

[11:59:12 AM] (Channel) fxu: signed up tinder

[11:59:15 AM] (Channel) fxu: i was fixed

[11:59:17 AM] (Channel) fxu: ;)

[11:59:29 AM] (Channel) fxu: there were quite a few white girls

[11:59:39 AM] (Channel) slime666: Holy shit

[11:59:45 AM] (Channel) slime666: That might be the solution than

[11:59:46 AM] 1baller_PC connected.

[11:59:56 AM] (Channel) fxu: i talked to a bunch of black girls, and one was really down to fuck but didnt wanna ruin our online "friendship"

[12:00:00 PM] (Channel) fxu: so i told her to fuck off

[12:00:14 PM] (Channel) slime666: Something kind of similar happened to me

[12:00:23 PM] (Channel) slime666: I've been depressed ever since

[12:00:26 PM] (Channel) fxu: wasnt gonna stand for that shit, i was just looking for sex

[12:00:28 PM] (Channel) slime666: I need to get this tinder

[12:00:31 PM] (Channel) fxu: not friendships nor relationships

[12:00:41 PM] (Channel) fxu: slime, swipe right

[12:00:43 PM] TheBob18 connected.

[12:00:43 PM] (Channel) fxu: that's all you do

[12:00:46 PM] (Channel) fxu: swipe right on everything

[12:00:51 PM] (Channel) fxu: and then you sort through the positive matches

[12:01:09 PM] (Channel) fxu: trust me, it's a girl's market out there

[12:01:12 PM] (Channel) fxu: they can pick and choose

[12:01:16 PM] (Channel) fxu: us? not so much

[12:01:34 PM] (Channel) slime666: It doesn't help I am not the most social person

[12:01:40 PM] (Channel) fxu: i remmeber the first few days i was being very selective

[12:01:44 PM] (Channel) fxu: only got like 2 matches

[12:01:48 PM] (Channel) fxu: then i started swiping right

[12:01:51 PM] (Channel) fxu: pussyyyyyyyyyy

[12:02:25 PM] (Channel) slime666: You don't use tinder anymore?

[12:02:26 PM] (Channel) fxu: and none of those 2 matches went anywhere anyway

[12:02:29 PM] (Channel) fxu: so it was wasted time

[12:02:30 PM] (Channel) fxu: na

[12:02:43 PM] (Channel) slime666: You got so much pussy

[12:02:46 PM] (Channel) slime666: you got bored of it

[12:02:53 PM] (Channel) fxu: something like that, but nah

[12:03:11 PM] (Channel) fxu: i just got bored of going out so much. dont get me wrong, i will do it again eventually

[12:03:15 PM] (Channel) fxu: but not at this point in my life

[12:03:24 PM] (Channel) fxu: focusing on other stuff

[12:03:29 PM] To electric feel(s): like usc

[12:03:31 PM] MrJoehobo connected.

[12:03:31 PM] (Channel) slime666: lol

[12:03:32 PM] (Channel) fxu: ^

[12:03:39 PM] (Channel) fxu: gotta take us to diamond

[12:03:39 PM] (Channel) slime666: usc and nltp

[12:03:40 PM] (Channel) fxu: y'know

[12:03:42 PM] (Channel) slime666: takes a lot out of you

[12:03:49 PM] Noah_ connected.

[12:04:03 PM] (Channel) fxu: but yeah slime, give tinder a try if youre looking for hookups

[12:04:07 PM] (Channel) fxu: try okcupid if you want to date

[12:04:19 PM] Dance connected.

[12:04:21 PM] (Channel) slime666: got any stds?

[12:04:43 PM] (Channel) fxu: na im clean

[12:04:49 PM] (Channel) fxu: used protection

[12:04:53 PM] (Channel) fxu: the risk is there

[12:05:02 PM] (Channel) fxu: just be observant. if she's got weird shit going on down there

[12:05:05 PM] (Channel) fxu: get the fuck out

[12:05:37 PM] (Channel) slime666: I can just imagine doing that

[12:05:44 PM] (Channel) slime666: walking out as she spreads her legs

[12:05:56 PM] To electric feel(s): lmao

[12:06:08 PM] (Channel) fxu: i've never had to walk out on anybody

[12:06:11 PM] (Channel) fxu: but i did ask what that was

[12:06:17 PM] (Channel) fxu: i was too hot-headed to care

[12:06:19 PM] (Channel) fxu: anyway

[12:06:32 PM] (Channel) slime666: I'll offer oral first

[12:06:36 PM] (Channel) fxu: depends on the girl

[12:06:39 PM] (Channel) fxu: if she wants teh D real bad

[12:06:40 PM] (Channel) slime666: than take a good look

[12:06:46 PM] lolwut connected.

[12:06:59 PM] (Channel) fxu: always offer take a shower together or something. pussies reek bruh

[12:07:12 PM] (Channel) slime666: take a shower?

[12:07:16 PM] (Channel) slime666: you took her to your house?

[12:07:24 PM] (Channel) fxu: na son, always to a cheap hotel

[12:07:27 PM] (Channel) fxu: aint taking nobody home

[12:07:34 PM] To electric feel(s): $$$$$\

[12:07:34 PM] (Channel) fxu: ive goe to their house as well

[12:07:44 PM] (Channel) fxu: $20 an hour for a cheapo

[12:07:46 PM] (Channel) fxu: $40 for 3

[12:08:09 PM] (Channel) slime666: did you usually get sex on the first tinder date?

[12:08:29 PM] (Channel) fxu: usually? no

[12:08:33 PM] (Channel) fxu: unrealistic

[12:08:44 PM] (Channel) fxu: you might get away with a kiss and a grope during a hug (but dont be rapey!)

[12:08:59 PM] (Channel) fxu: read the signs if she's ok with physical contact

[12:09:05 PM] Nick_Corso connected.

[12:09:08 PM] (Channel) fxu: arm touch, arm around shoulders, etc

[12:09:30 PM] (Channel) fxu: slap on the knee if youre sitting down

[12:09:32 PM] (Channel) fxu: shit like that

[12:09:34 PM] (Channel) slime666: You gonna get me laid this Saturday?

[12:09:37 PM] (Channel) fxu: no

[12:09:40 PM] (Channel) slime666: fuck

[12:09:45 PM] (Channel) fxu: i dont do bars. all my fucks have been online

[12:09:45 PM] To electric feel(s): you are going to get yourself laid

[12:10:02 PM] To electric feel(s): he can't do bars anyway

[12:10:05 PM] To electric feel(s): hes broke

[12:10:28 PM] (Channel) fxu: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[12:10:33 PM] (Channel) fxu: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[12:10:35 PM] (Channel) fxu: ^^^^^^^^^^^

[12:10:44 PM] (Channel) slime666: while fairy is playing with his band

[12:10:52 PM] (Channel) slime666: bring a hat with you

[12:10:57 PM] (Channel) slime666: and lay it in front of them

[12:11:02 PM] (Channel) slime666: pick it up later

[12:11:02 PM] (Channel) fxu: lmao