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The True Timeline

Fazbear’s Fright is the first location. Since FFP doesn’t exist yet, it confuses the public and nobody goes to it. Springtrap burns it down out of embarrassment that nobody even came.

Next, is the FNaF 2 location. The workers can’t fucking figure out where the withereds are even from, since this is the first FFP. Purple Guy kills 5 kids in the suit, and gets out to dismantle Freddy ’cause he’s a dick. (Save Them), but has to get back into the suit, as his organs are still in there, and he needs those to live. He then also kills the puppet-kid because he likes cake and is angry that Freddy won’t give him cake (because purple guy fucking killed him like a week before that)(Take Cake) He’s also phone guy. Phone guy is insane and mention Fredbear’s which isn’t even a restaurant, because he’s insane. Which is why he says hello like 3 times per-call.

The company finds this old rotting shithole and puts the withereds there. Purple Guy thinks they smell like slaughtered children, so he smashes them and then gets recaught in the SAME suit AGAIN. Bummer. He hires Mike over the phone and makes him work there (despite the place being closed) because he’s a, like I said, fucking crazy. Mike learns about the bite of ’87, which hasn’t happened yet, so he just hangs up. Mike then says “fuck this”, puts his foxy mask back on and then goes back to bullying his brother.

Then purple guy finally sets up Fredbear’s in 1983, after listening to his old FNAF 2 phone calls on the answer machine that he made whilst high and says that “Fredbear’s Happy Slappy Diner” was his best idea since Springlock suits.

Mike’s younger brother sees a guy try to do a flip inside Fredbear and accidentally sets off the springlocks in the balls area of the suit, killing his man-hood. (The ghost of his balls become Shadow Freddy), then purple guy cleans his own guts back out of Springtrap, fixes it up and puts another employee into it. The employee accidentally hysterically weeps during a show (due to his divorce), and sets off the springlocks, causing his head to fall off. His head becomes Shadow Bonnie.

Mike and his friends put Mike Jr into Fredbear’s mouth at his 21st birthday party and Fredbear (possessed by Colonel Sanders from the KFC logo), bites the child for being a little bitch. Mike goes “oh yeah, that must be the bite of ’87”, but then remembers it’s 1983 and goes to do something else with his time.

Fredbear, Bonnie, Chica, Freddy and Foxy break into the crying child’s hospital and after Fredbear says “I will put you back together”, he accidentally trips on a cable, unplugging the kid’s life support, killing Mike Jr.

Mike Jr possesses the puppet, Golden Freddy, the mangle and Shadow Freddy at the same time, (even though they’re already taken) as if he didn’t, it would be bad story telling.

The ENTIRE FNaF series’ gameplay is the dream of the bully in the chica mask while he has nightmares about Mike Jr trying to steal his (basically) empty locked box with two padlocks inside. Eventually, Scott gets so sick of us, he opens the box up and reveals that it contains Chica’s left eyebrow, Souldozer, the ghost of Ronald Reagan, the kid’s frontal lobe (which he wants back) and Purple Guy’s nametag which reads “my name is Mike Jr”, revealing that Purple Guy was the bite of ’87 victim this whole time. Also, Scott reveals that he’s Phoneguy/Purpleguy/cryingchild and the bite is a metaphor for how FNaF rule 34 makes him want to rip out his own frontal lobe.

Also, Paper Plate Freddy is both Mike and Mike Jr’s dad. He’s never seen as he’s busy hanging around on a wall somewhere. Their mother is the bully wearing the chica mask. Chica is also Mike’s cousin, but that’s another theory in of itself.

The bite was an inside job involving Mike, Chica-mask bully, Bonnie-mask bully (Fritz smith, whose WEARING withered bonnie’s face), Freddy-Bully (whose Jeremy Fitzgerald, FFP let him keep the freddy mask as a parting gift, also because he’d sue if they didn’t) and Fredbear, who smoked/bit children simply wanted to look cool.

Also, this woman kills herself because her son (the robot golden Freddy) was murdered by Purpleguy/Phone guy/Mike Jr/Scott Cawthon/Bono and becomes a THIRD puppet somehow and then sings about how long it’s been since she saw a thing, before she gets thrown in the bin for annoying everyone at the pizzeria too much.

bad ending (the robots become jack o lanterns)

Credit: le doggo