Warnings: mild swears, phalliac imagery, dirty actions that aren't explicitly detailed

Thomas gave a suggestion for another bonding exercise for his Sides. Without the need for Roman to use any bowler hats to rig any votes in his favor, Thomas suggested that they would all build a snowman before warming up inside with onesies, movies, and hot chocolate (Patton ended up finding a great recipe in one of the most unexpected places: The Simpsons Movie). Like their time watching Frozen, Remus was the only current Dark Side that was able to join and Deceit didn't really object to it. The two exchanged knowing glances before the snake was the only Side indoors.

The group walked around the snowy area of the Imagination. Roman and Patton would've worked on a snowman immediately upon stepping out the door if not for the fact that Logan informed them that they needed to find a space that had enough space and enough firm snow for construction.

"Can't you go through at most an hour without overthinking? Try to have some fun every once in a while!" Roman proclaimed.

"For your information, I can have some fun and I did when Thomas played Detective!" Logan retorted.

Remus felt the titillating sensation from the chaos that was rising between his brother and the prep, and Virgil pointed to an ideal location using his sweater paws just so he didn't have a risk of his demon voice emerging.

Logan was discussing measurements as they all rolled the snowballs. Roman was singing "Do You Want To Build a Snowman" much to the annoyance of most of the group and Patton and Virgil were surprised by how eager Remus was to put the snowman together. Patton was nervously singing "Frosty the Snowman" in an attempt to keep peace within the group.

Once the snowballs were all stacked, they were able to place enough essentials onto the snowman. Roman made some sticks appear and used them as the snowman's arms, Virgil used some coal from his past years as a Dark Side as eyes and a mouth, Remus gave the snowman a carrot nose while muttering about the time of year to have blue balls, and Patton gave the snowman his scarf and gloves much to the concern of Logan and Virgil. Logan set up a camera so that it would be able to take a picture of all of them by their creation.

"We should probably get back inside before it gets too cold for all of us," Logan suggested.

As everyone was getting ready to walk back, Roman looked back at his brother who hadn't moved a muscle.

"Are you coming or are you coming up with a snowman murder plot?" the prince asked.

"You guys go ahead. I'll be there later...in the buff," Remus proclaimed to his darker-haired brother.

Roman rolled his eyes and walked with the other Light Sides. When Remus saw that he was all alone, he added some new features to the snowman: a carrot with two tips for the bottom snowball and a bowler hat for the top snowball. Remus smiled at the snowy creation before getting on his knees and going through with actions he had done so many times before. The reactions he heard almost made him forget he was outdoors instead of his velvet gymnasium or his red room.

After a few more minutes that resulted in a warmth down Remus's throat, he looked up at the snowman who seemed to have a familiar smirk in place of an innocent smile. Remus rubbed the snowman's back as he was standing up and grabbed the snowman's "ass".

"Good thing they mentioned magic in the hat. I'll see you inside, my prodigious python," Remus stated before planting a kiss on the smirk and removing the hat.

Remus chuckled on the way back with the knowledge that they didn't have to be joined at the hip to have some fun.