Yankees fans are going to need a lot of Alka-Seltzer this season.

The team announced its all-star lineup of ballpark food offerings on Thursday — and it includes a slew of new menu items to choose from — almost all of which are deep-fried, slathered in sauce and dripping with grease.

One of the most epic additions is a two-foot-long, $27 cheesesteak dubbed the “Tape Measure,” which is topped with white American cheese or Cheez Whiz and served on a fresh-baked hoagie roll.

Another new item that’s guaranteed to clog your arteries this year is a towering, meat-filled monstrosity known as the “Barnyard Wedding” — which features a hash brown on top of a fried chicken cutlet on top of a cheddar cheese-covered beef patty.

Two other choices that stood out were the “G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time) Burger” — which includes crispy bacon, pastrami and American cheese piled high on top a custom-blend burger — and the “Double-Double,” which is basically a double-cheeseburger with a pair of grilled cheese sandwiches for buns.

Other food offerings making their debut at Yankee Stadium this year include Buffalo Chicken Quesadillas, Four-Cheese Grilled Cheese sandwiches, French Onion Grilled Cheese sandwiches, a Jim Beam Chicken Sandwich and Thai Chicken Fingers.

In addition to the grub, New Yorkers will also be able to wrap their lips around several new craft beers this season, which will be gracing beer and sausage stands around the stadum.

The new offerings include 10 Barrel Apocalypse IPA, Checker Cab Blonde Ale and Blue Point Toasted Lager.

Upgrading their dining options this year is likely an attempt by the Yankees to keep up with the Mets, whose stadium, Citi Field, is nationally known as one of the best ballparks in the country for food.

Their cross-town rivals not only have a wide range of food items at their various concession stands, but they have also made a name for themselves thanks to popular local eateries that have set up shop in the stadium, such as Shake Shack, Blue Smoke barbecue and Fuku from Chef David Chang.