Kanchou Tylor. So, what exactly happened here to spoil what was supposed to be a fun return for the franchise? Well, let's find out, shall we?This anime doesn't understand the structure of a joke. It seems to think that there is only the punchline and that there is no set-up. Hell, it doesn't even try to play up the jokes as something meant to be funny. There’s no whimsical humor at all, and it feels like it's smiling while telling a punchline half-heartedly. Also, given that the anime is set way after the original, they kinda needed to try and make sense of things; they don't. Hell, they make things shockingly convoluted all things considered and narrate over things that could've been epic to see in the canon. In fact, they actually try to have a plot about a deranged lunatic trying to tail new Tylor and co. to usurp him as The Tylor (since apparently that's a rank now). They manage to create hold and errors in a 3 minute per episode gag series. I mean it; for example, a guy who actually died 20 years ago appears physically for a brief period with no reason as to how or why. How they manage to create holes and errors is beyond me. Hell, why they tried to have an overarching plot in a 3 minute per episode is already baffling. After all, all this amounts to is a product that is less than nothing, which really should not be possible.The characters are borderline nothing as well, basically being basic shells of their original counterparts. Actually, they don't even hit all of the basic forms of their progenitors’ characterization. I get what kind of show this show is, but that's why this shouldn't have been a distant sequel revival. We don't even need to get started on how awful the villain is, right? This is a short kids show but seriously, why? Why this? In fact, why is one of the major characters (Dolly) absent for most of the series? Why did they end up spending months not being able to find her? These plot setups with are as terrible as the punchlines without setups.Speaking of why, why is there some truly abysmal CGI? Oh wait, it’s a little kids show (supposedly) so that's why the ships and other things later on are rendered in some truly fugly CGI. The actual art is mediocre at best, and where when used to represent the original characters since their original art and designs from the 1995 anime were fantastic, to say the least. The animation is also lacking aside from the one mediocre bar brawl scene in episode 2. Not sure why we trusted Studio Seven's staff with this job.The music is pretty limited too. Barring that one banjo jingle at every episode title card, we have the rather annoying “cutesy” J-pop ED, and a small selection of weak tracks that aren't even memorable. Just bringing up the sound department is padding, but it's the best or least bad aspect of the show.You know, I wouldn't be so mad if this show was...just another installment in the franchise and target towards kids. It would still be a brutally subpar at best children's show that doesn't even understand the foundations of a joke, but I wouldn't be this mad. The fact of the matter is, this less than nothing show is the revival of a once great franchise that never really finished itself, so that's the salt being rubbed into the wound, or rather the straw that breaks the camel’s back for me. It elicits expectations that it shouldn't both by being a distant sequel and a revival at the same time. Therefore, the circumstances drag down a borderline worthless yet mostly harmless product down into something far worse. It's a victim of its own timing, and for a revival of a once read series, we need something better than what could've just been a random spinoff nearly no one cared about. But alas, this ship has hit a supernova, and this season is drawing to a close as is. Maybe that's unfair, but it is what it is. With all that said, I bid you adieu.