Have you always wanted to simulate an infinite length of rope that never becomes easier to pull?

Introducing the Endless Rope Pull Machine™!

Feel that amazing stress that comes along with a seemingly clean pull turning into your worst nightmare, as the sun sets, wind picks up, and your headlamp lights are slowly dieing.

For an extra fee, you can get the Whip™ addon, which periodically lashes your shoulders, back, and ears to help provide a genuine experience.

Sample workout:

-Start sideways to simulate endless rope coiling, 10 minutes

-Climb up and down a step-box while scraping along the sandpaper, especially knuckles and knees, 100 reps

-Pull rope, alternating hands, 10 minutes

-During all of this, stay on your tiptoes on the edge of a plate, simulating the micro-belay ledge

Continue for 1-2 days