JOE BIDEN FLAT-OUT LIED ABOUT HIS VOTES ON THE WARS IN AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ

When you're a buffoon, your brain is stupid enough to believe anything you tell it.

"Trust me," Joey Chompers implored voters. Look at our words; look at our records.

"Trust your instincts," Joey Chompers said.

Video of the lie at the Free Beacon. The below is from their story:

�By the way, they talk about this great recession like it fell out of the sky�like, �Oh my goodness, where did it come from?�� Biden said. �It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card, at the same time, put a prescription drug plan on the credit card, a trillion dollar tax cut for the very wealthy.� �I was there, I voted against them,� Biden continued. �I said, no, we can�t afford that.� Then Sen. Biden voted for the Afghanistan resolution on Sept. 14, 2001 which authorized �the use of United States Armed Forces against those responsible for the recent attacks launched against the United States.� And on Oct. 11, 2002, Biden voted for a resolution authorizing unilateral military action in Iraq, according to the Washington Post.

The one thing they told this drunken buffoon not to do is to spin some grandly self-serving lie about an important issue which could be easily disproven.

He did exactly that.

WaPo Fact Check: Shockingly, they find than Biden lied a lot (though they don't do that "Pants of Fire" stuff) and Ryan's "mistatements," to the extent they exist, seem pretty debatable.