Thank you for your interest in joining the world’s premier cruelty team! In the unlikely case we are unable to move forward with your candidacy, the station’s Kommandant should have literature about local militias, gun clubs, or fundamentalist prayer groups you can join to engage in some domestic terrorism as a private citizen. Remember: ICE can only operate aggressively & illegally when we have control of the government and enthusiastic support from zealous Americans like you! Good luck, and let’s Make Amerika Groß Again!