I wouldn’t say I’m scared of Mr Fritz but I am wary of it. I want to give it a permanent home. I get emotionally attached to my collections.

What’s the explanation is the one million dollar question isn’t it?

I have no idea myself. I don’t even know where to start. There are no open windows in the room and no airflow. The door is on a latch so shouldn’t just swing open.

I have told Sally and Amber about it and they don’t like it at all.

To stop it from happening I’ve chained the box up and covered it in a blanket.