Remember this guy from grade school? He loved Atari, computer programming, and long division. And he also found himself stuffed into lockers on a daily basis. But then he learned karate, and everyone who used to pick on him started to fear him, least he pull out an immaculate karate chop to the back of your neck. And so the Karate Kyle meme was born:

Check out Karate Kyle: The Return and his arch-nemesis, Scumbag Steve.