Note: Originally posted in July but moved here because the internet is cyclical and it's going around again.

Entering part of the Konami code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A -- and then keep pressing A) on any page of Vogue's UK website will make a sexy velociraptor in a different hat appear and shoot across the page. I've been doing it for fifteen minutes straight. This is probably the most time I've spent on a women's fashion and lifestyle website since I was reading sex secrets on Cosmo last night. PROTIP: If a sex move you've been wanting to try is defined on Urban Dictionary, your lover probably isn't gonna be thrilled about it.

Thanks to Alex, Lauren S, Matty W, Kt, carpe_ , Ford, TheDead and Michelle, who are convinced dinosaurs are the future of fashion and they are CORRECT.