man: mr. tailor. these pants aren't fitting right at all man: i'd hate to accuse you of first degree poor tailoring, but you tailored these pants poorly tailor: no way! i used every tailor skill i know! tailor: including the secret ones! man: oh wow man: hmm, well, they are incredibly loose in the below torso region tailor: sir, you're not wearing them yet man: ah

of course my characters wear pants! the problem is that once they go on, they become invisible.