MEGAN: My paper is late and the professor is going to fail me!

BILLY: Relax! I've never had a professor fail me.



BILLY: I turn in papers late all the time! They're cool about it.

MEGAN: Really? All your professors are cool with you being late? I find that rather difficult to imagine.



BILLY: Well, most of them. I mean, this one guy didn't mind. In high school. Which class is this for?

MEGAN: Statistics.



