Pastor Jazz Hands: God Won’t Deliver Us By Easter As Trump Wants Unless LGBT People Stop All That Fucking

“God wants to deliver the USA from coronavirus by Easter as President Trump hopes, but this is dependent on people following Jesus Christ.

“We know the Bible says people lose their souls by following false gods and from LGBT sin, and that disobeying God can cause sickness and plagues (Exodus 15:26, John 5:14).

“Man and government cannot fix the coronavirus crisis. Only humbling ourselves before God can remove coronavirus, for Jesus Christ is judge, lawgiver and king.” – Pastor Steven “Jazz Hands” Andrew, via press release.

Earlier this month Andrew appeared on JMG when he declared March to be “Repent Of LGBT Sin Month.”

His video in which he blamed gays for the coronavirus was deleted by YouTube after that JMG post.



Pastor Jazz Hands earned his nickname years ago on JMG because he is the nelliest Miss Thing to crack a bible since Ladybird Bachmann.