Don’t cook when you can create” hmmm, you see, people praise the term “create” like it’s a positive word but it’s not. It carries weight - Hitler created the The Nazi party and , well, there was a bit of an incident in Europe as we know - and yet you and your shit friends go to your Tuesday night social painting class and create a series of derivative watercolours and think you’re any different ?

Stop creating. Stop broadcasting so much shit mediocre content, you and your little creations. Just go to mcdonalds, or the pub, or yum cha or whatever - stop making such a shit flex about everything, it’s 2020 everything that can be pickled has been pickled, ENOUGH!!! ALL THE POINTS HAVE BEEN MADE. Creating something exceptional, for example, Lana Del Rey’s last album or the pork roll from Alex n Rolls Marrickville, Sydney, is a very rare occurrence. Please stop doing shit things like bouldering, not eating bread, giving your newborn children mullets and playing mini golf at pretend bars.

That’s why our dumb cunt grandparents have stopped cooking tea cakes and installing viruses on their internet browsers and now froth on Andrew Bolt and are scared of windmills. You’ve taught them how to do it, this is on all of us. They’re bored shitless with your dogshit internet presence and this is their version of listening to My Chemical Romance and smoking bongs. Go hang out with them and sort this shit out.