Watching porn is super fun! But every time you put it on, those feminist red flags start popping up all over the place, making it almost impossible to get off without compromising your feminist beliefs. But you do still need to get your jollies, so try focusing on these few fleeting moments of female empowerment while you keep those legitimate concerns at bay.

She’s wearing a business suit!

The female lead in this video is wearing a business suit. It’s a mini skirt on bottom, and she’s apparently willing to throw everything she’s worked for away in order to sleep with her student, but that’s a completely professional and serious blazer on top. This represents all the huge steps women have taken in the workpla—oh he’s unbuttoning her shirt to “discipline” her student. Hmm, that doesn’t even make sense. Just think about the blazer, that dirty, dirty, professional blazer. Oh yes, women in the workplace! Women being taken seriously, yes, yes! Ignore that he just made her call him her “big dick boss,” we don’t need to focus on that.

She’s giving consent!

She’s screaming the same thing over and over again in a very unrealistic voice, but what matters is that her “yes, YES, YES!!!” indicates that she is approving of what is happening to her body! And look there: he asked permission before smacking her breast with full force. That’s one small productive step against rape culture! Well…now she can’t say yes because he’s shoving his anatomy down into her body in a way that goes against all of her natural physical instincts, but we can kinda assume from before that hopefully she wants this.

She is an entrepreneur!

Oh, has this strange man come to bend this nice woman over the counter of her flower shop? Then she must be a small business owner! Congrats to her for finding her passion and meeting the goals she set for herself. So keep those things in mind while he pounds her deep. Pretend you don’t see the pain in her eyes, tell yourself that he’s her boyfriend and they’re just role-playing. C’mon, even feminists need to get off sometimes!

She is strong!

Have you ever tried to balance on a seven-inch platform stiletto while the other leg is wrapped around your neck and you’re being entered by three men of different races? It takes more physical endurance and flexibility than you’d think! Wow, what a strong example of female physical strength. Ignore how they’re mashing her in between all of their bodies and using her as a penis-holder. Your amazement of her immense strength should get you right to that happy warm place.

She came!

Wow. Amazing. Many real women are almost never afforded such a privilege.

Next time you want to defy your feminist instincts so you can watch sad strangers mush bodies, try to focus your mind on the few and fleeting positives, so your body can focus on seeing sex! At least until he calls her his “little bitch” and you’ll have to start over again.