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Instead of writing another solid and prefect mstrapiece of a story, I'm going to eduucate you on something else wihich will blow you the shit fuk away!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!1

Evidence:

1) Obama and Laden both have 5 letters. This is an obvious connection that they are similary.

2) Barack Obama's midddle name is Hussein which is a terrorist name which is what Bin Laden is.

3) Osama Bin Laden has 13 letters. Barack Obama has 11 letters. 13-11=2. Bin Laden (supposedly) died in 2011. 2 years later was 2013 (Te year gta 5 came out).

4) The 9/11 bombings happened oon Sept. 11. Gta 5 was released Sept. 17. That's 6 days apart!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!1

5) 9 - 5 + 47 - 77 + 7356465747575757 - 34746 + 48274 - 4384 + 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 0.5 + 184 = EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which = Obama which is similaryiyi to Osama.

6) Obama and Osama sound so much alike. This is NOT a cooincidence. I'M NOT CRAZY SHUT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK UP YOU FUCK-FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7) You can kill people in GTA 5. Peoople wer killed during 9/11.

8) The difference between Obama and Osama is the "B" and "S". This means that Obama is full oof BS!!!!!!!

Anyways, it's is clear that my theory is true. I say we riot and kill everyone in the white house. I'm going to be selling weapons at this website:

www.riotandkilleveryoneinthewhitehousebecausetheyusegta5moneytomakerealmoneyforthemtokeep.gov.

Heere are the prices for the weapons I'm selling.

AK - 47 - $52.00

Assault Rifle - $48.01

Shotgun - $99.00

Grenade - $88.00

Molotov Cocktail - $49.00

Nuclear Bomb - $500.00

Toothpick - $0.15

Cannon - $136.00 (cannonballs sold seperately)

Do you support my movement? Yes 34 Yes 16

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Authors Note: This story is a fucking joke. If you somehow managed to get offended by this crap then you are an idiot. I don't really feel this way at all so calm the fuck down if I pissed you off.

Another masterpiece written by: BrianBerta