d20 Table of Wizard Obsessions

Roll d20 for behavior (a) , roll again: odds roll again use column (b); evens roll again use column (c)

roll d20 Behavior (a) Obsession (b) Obsession (c)

1 collects halflings sphinxes

2 builds faerie manticores

3 summons chess pieces minotaurs

4 disguises self as troubadour sings centaurs

5 tries to transmute (roll column 2) into (roll column 2) coins pennangalen

6 knows literally everything about but will not approach miniature bottles of spirits pixies

7 seeks and destroys pigs warriors

8 seeks and then hides statues frogs

9 wants to create the perfect operas bats

10 has a sexual fetish for plays (roll dAny: odds tragedy, evens: comedy) mummies

11 wants to become a wounds werewolves

12 invented and is obsessed with the decline in quality of numbers zombies

13 believes there is a dark secret locked inside/about stars shoggoths

14 desperately seeks one special, specific elves poems

15 plays war games using miniaturized dwarves forms of government

16 wants to be the emperor of/seeks adoration of crab people sports teams

17 keeps as a pet/races dragons torture instruments

18 writes operas about cats shameful memories

19 believes self to be the friendly magical protector of puzzles dice games or card games