It’s science.

If you thought gay windmills weren’t fabulous enough, buckle up because this one has been under our nose the entire time.. or above us to be specific.

According to a new case study conducted by The Official Institute Of Science, chemtrails while dismissed as hogwash consistently by the science community has been proven to be true.. and also really gay.

Smoking Pot Could Be Linked to Homosexuality, New Evidence Suggests

While they couldn’t seem to pinpoint what the actual reason for them – we think it’s a pretty fabulous way to do well, whatever they’re doing..

Pennywise Is Not Anti-Gay; People Are Just Pro-Stupid.

“Teehee who knows what we’re being used for Daddy-san” =3

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