Firefighters from the Ronks fire company have shut down route Lincoln Highway in both directions this morning while they wait on a crane to come in and extract a Lampeter woman who became stuck in the bathroom.

Police allege it started last night when the woman went in at 5pm for the dinner buffet, eating plenty of everything. About 10 minutes before closing she went into the restroom. In doing so her girth pinned her between the walls. Luckily, she was able to survive on a pocket full of chicken wings she had taken with her.

The woman seems to be ok and in good spirits. She asked ” when I’m free am I able to get the breakfast buffet.”

We will follow up with this breaking story as it unfolds.