Not From Cleveland

No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!

A good steamer can do a lot, for real, but we're going to be honest with you: If you're trying to cook the world's largest dumpling, this is probably not going to be the steamer you need.

But if you're cleaning garments, or your chair, or trying to make your Halloween costume be "The Grim Steamer"? This is the tool for you.

We'd go into more detail, but c'mon. You're not stupid. You know a steamer can take out wrinkles and help you clean your curtains and do all that crazy stuff you can't do with a washing machine or a sponge. Why do we have to belabor the point?

Get this steamer, fire it up, clean your life. And if you want dumplings, call the Chinese place down the street. They'll make them better than you will anyway. You always use too much ketchup? Who puts ketchup in dumplings, anyway? Get a cookbook, jerkface!

Back to top