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Just a normal day at Cryptic

00:01 - 00:03 Sir, we need to talk about old module

00:03 - 00:05 We get a lot of complains from players

00:05 - 00:07 about the whole stronghold thing

00:07 - 00:11 Most still can't get to lvl 8 guild hall and kill dragons for fangs

00:11 - 00:14 and some idiots still have no idea where the dragons are

00:16 - 00:20 It's ok, we're not going to add anything new on next module, so they'll learn

00:23 - 00:24 Sir,

00:25 - 00:28 about that...

00:29 - 00:32 we get even more complains

00:32 - 00:34 and most of them have a good point

00:50 - 00:52 Everyone who's not a mental idiot

00:52 - 00:53 retard

00:53 - 00:54 or asshole

00:54 - 00:56 please leave the room

01:09 - 01:12 Who do they think they are

01:12 - 01:14 Those money making peasants

01:15 - 01:20 Do they think we actually work for them

01:22 - 01:24 Creating new content is hard

01:25 - 01:27 We have too many bugs to fix already

01:28 - 01:30 We still haven't balanced the classes in 4 years

01:30 - 01:36 and they want us to create something new and fun instead of grinding more

01:36 - 01:38 Sir, we already announced that we're bringing the old dungeons

01:38 - 01:41 Fuck the old dungeons, they suck

01:41 - 01:44 But sir, it's been 2 modules since we deleted them

01:44 - 01:47 Why do you think we deleted them

01:48 - 01:50 So that we could bring them as new content

01:51 - 01:52 You don't get how people's minds work

01:52 - 01:54 You need to crush their hopes

01:54 - 01:58 and tell them we're making something big for the future

01:59 - 02:03 Then we make small changes and everyone becomes happy

02:03 - 02:05 And if there are some unhappy people

02:05 - 02:08 We just release a 2x weekend of something

02:09 - 02:11 Why do you think we have those

02:12 - 02:16 People need to set their minds on grinding

02:21 - 02:22 Just release these damn dungeons

02:23 - 02:27 But make them low level. They'll love it

02:27 - 02:29 Just like the old days

02:34 - 02:35 And the stables

02:35 - 02:38 We're giving them the stables ffs

02:38 - 02:41 Can't they just focus on them

02:41 - 02:44 We actually worked on those a bit

02:44 - 02:47 these ungrateful bastards

02:47 - 02:49 But they want the damn dungeons...

02:49 - 02:52 And the improved ones with good rewards

02:52 - 02:55 Don't they know nothing comes free in this game

02:57 - 02:58 It's ok, Alu

02:58 - 03:00 They might release them next mod

03:05 - 03:08 People need to understand that's how games work

03:10 - 03:14 It's a grind with small rewards

03:17 - 03:18 That's all there is

03:22 - 03:23 We can

03:23 - 03:25 lower some SH costs a bit

03:30 - 03:33 Release a new weapon enchant

03:34 - 03:36 that wouldn't be entirely useless

03:37 - 03:39 And some old transmutes for the sake of old days