“Remington Electric Razor” was an radio advertising jingle Zappa recorded in 1967 with background vocals from Linda Ronstadt for “Remington Electric Razor Machines”. It can be found on the album Apocrypha.

Zappa: “Can you think of a better gift than something that helps a guy look good and feel good every single day of the year? Can ya?”

Ronstadt: “Remington Electric Razor. Remington Electric Razor. Remington Electric Razor. Remington Electric Razor.”

Only our Remington gives you the comfort of…

Remington Electric Razor. Remington Electric Razor. Remington Electric Razor. Remington Electric Razor.

Thrills and cleans you. Cleans and thrills you. Sharper cutters. ‘

Up go the shaving heads. Down go the shaving heads. Up go the shaving heads. Down go the shaving heads.

Only our Remington gives you a closer shave. Cleans you and thrills you a lot!!

Zappa: “Cleans you. Thrills you. May even keep you from getting busted!”