Metroid: But MOM!! I don't wanna wear the scarf, I don't even have a neck!

Samus: I didn't storm a space pirate base, and blow up a planet just to...

Metroid: Oh god, not the guilt trip again! Alright, alright I'll put on the scarf....I hope none of the other metroids see me like this

Samus: I think you look "hip" and "with it"

Metroid: Ugh!