11 March 2013 Secrets Don't Matter Legendary cryptography scholar David Kahn, of Codebreakers fame, refused to sign a secrecy agreement to access NSA archives as other scholars readily accepted to be deputized to Sheriff NSA. He did not want to be compromised by access privilege and its Faustian restriction on what he could publish, only preen about not revealing. Instead, Kahn sat a desk just outside the archive and asked for documents, which were delivered to him, studied and returned. He asked for what he wanted to frame the missing pieces, then asked for the missing pieces, then used those to fill-in the framework along with his vastly greater open research (his archives later donated to NSA -- classification unknown). What Kahn missed by staying outside is still secret, or maybe not, its remaining secret may be essential to conceal its importance as vapor. As the Director of National Intelligence declared: "we classify our gathering of open source information to prevent the enemy from knowing what we classify." That is, vaporizing. Paraphrasing Bruce Schneier's "security theater" to ridicule security warnings, unsupported protection claims, public relations snake oil squirts for funding and clownish pretense, "secrecy theater" will do for secrets. __________ The most important information is not secret, it is hidden in plain sight, awaiting discovery by digging, assaying, compilation, polishing, shared freely. Massive, widespread siphoning by scholars, businesses, governments, organizations and individials is accruing mineable, analyzable and distributable collections for non-profit and profit far outdistancing closed and secret archives. Algorithms can detect missing data by absence, style, format, date, profile, linkage, bars to linkage -- all the skills and techniques anciently deployed in persistent scholarship, research, theft, barter and ingenuity that may be in secret collections which themselves were and are being fed by open, commercial, confidential, stolen, fraudlent, forged and disinformative information. Both open and secret are at bottom distinguishable only by branding and mutually beneficial accusation and braggardy. Open information is not what it appears to be any more than secrets. Whatever applies to secrets applies to open information, among the two intermixed is where useful discovery awaits to enhance democracy and defeat autocracy. Commentary, critique and advocacy of the open and the secret are not to be taken seriously, comical as anywhere anytime openly secret conclave, yes. On to why secrets don't matter, beating up on secretkeepers an open idlers' sport matched by the other team. Secrets kept secret are sterile, like mules. Secrets are dangerous like incest. Increase of secrets for national security has weakened free nations, strengthened their opposition, bred paranoia and suspicion. Increase of secretkeepers has reduced their participation in democracy, fostered bias, rewarded ignorance, bred isolation and paranoia. Deputizing media to manage release of secrets has undermined trust in government and the media. Classification of secrets has evolved into misclassification, over-classification, secrecy as an end in itself, a business and career malady. Classification creep up and down has dissolved effectiveness, stupefied secretkeepers and corrupted distributors. Top secret/SCI is now trivial, above top secret is inscrutible, anonymous, unnamable, bewildering, incomprehensible, the top of the top ever transforming into vapor. TS/Codeword is bogus; codewords are delusional, transitory, evanescent, deceptive to users, stings, ploys, ruses, flim-flam, one-time use disposables. Top Secret clearances mute thousands for life pointlessly except for ex-high officials advancement. Secret classification inflates insignificance; secret clearances are so degraded and profuse they are beyond utility, effectiveness and accountability. Unclassified is chaotic, obfuscation, smoke-blowing but likely contains overlooked nuggets, FOUO is blather, SBU is waffle, SSI is joke, LES is pitiful. Redactions are ridiculous paint by numbers, aided by robotics: sample of US FOIA monkey-art: Secrets are now useless, don't matter, don't do what the secretkeepers and public are told they do. Secrets and secrecy are like astrology, alchemy, in need of marginalization, best fodder for comics. Secretkeepers need to come in from the cold, rejoin society, the conversation, the debate, the argument, stop acting bizarre, lying to families and friends, pay their full dues, uncloaked. What replaces secrets and secrecy? Good question and deserves much discussion, openly. How to get there? Put to pasture those who cannot speak and behave openly. Free young and mid-career bound-minds from the secrecy rogue state. Devalue, demonopolize, demarketize, stigmatize secrets. Honor those who disclose secrets, empty the vaults. Redirect careers of trackers of secrets disclosures. Abandon heirarchical classification of information of all kinds everywhere. Demolish secret archives. Forbid redaction, eradicate the pestilence. Build more openly available information, more free media, more public libraries, more free-wheeling fora, more ways to challenge and beat authoritatives of all stripes and business models. Laugh kindly at "if you knew what I know," "source not authorized to speak on the record," "only this can be revealed to the public," "officials say on background," and above all, "national security." Take out a dollar, muse "In God We Trust" facading repositories of secret taxpayer dossiers. Imagine what it would be like to fear not the demand for obedience backed by mega-tonnage of highly classified undemocratic persuasion.