As you probably remember, comedian Kevin Hart was set to host the Academy Awards this month, but he stepped down after years-old “homophobic” jokes suddenly “surfaced” on his Twitter timeline.

The Academy fretted. Should it find a new host? Have several hosts? Cancel the whole stupid ceremony? (OK, we made up that last one, but it seemed a plausible alternative.)

The Motion Picture Academy seems to have been doing fine with no ratings, so why not go with no host?

BREAKING: The 2019 Academy Awards ceremony will have no host for the first time in three decades. https://t.co/bM1kjCUTdI — HuffPost (@HuffPost) February 5, 2019

Literally shaking.

No real Best Picture either. https://t.co/H05TGnLLUd — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 5, 2019

They also have no films worth watching. — Nathan Chambers (@NathanLC78) February 5, 2019

ROFL, couldn't find anyone 'holy' enough — HakimRamalla (@HacimMb) February 5, 2019

I wish there were no official Acadamy Awards — Thomas (@tyarborough61) February 5, 2019

Good. Relief from bad awkward jokes. — SkyTri (@skytri) February 5, 2019

Good, stopped watching once it became political. Entertainment is just that, I don't need a lecture. Same with sports. — Very Bad Sheep (@verybadsheep) February 5, 2019

Yawn — Mickey (@MickeyAddyson1) February 5, 2019

Won’t be watching — emily estes (@butterfly4u4eva) February 5, 2019

This isn't breaking news? they announced this like 2 weeks back. — Reign (@Reign44410837) February 5, 2019

Oscars: Kato Kaelin is your man for 2019. — Charles D. Jago (@JagoCharles) February 5, 2019

Just when we thought the Super Bowl half time show was going to be the most boring thing to watch in 2019. We get SOTU and a host-less Oscars. — Gavin’s Libido (@TimesUpGavin) February 5, 2019

Who else thinks this is going to be a disaster? — Lesley Smith (@Meribel123) February 5, 2019

Probably won’t be the last time — Rick (@TrickyRickDaddy) February 5, 2019

I assure you, I won’t notice. — Garrick, the Ard-Rí na hÉireann (Probationary) (@Boydesian) February 5, 2019

Hand them out at an In N Out Drive Thru — WJG (@WJGCapeCod) February 5, 2019

Wow I don’t know if I can sleep tonight ! ? Please !!! — Elizabeth Carver ❤️ (@ElizabethMTHC) February 5, 2019

So have y'all blamed the patriarchy yet? — Dont drink NITea (@Y4LYFE) February 5, 2019

Does anyone still watch the Mutual Admiration Society spewing their ignorant hate while trying to deflect attention away from their rampant and supported rape culture? — TheGumption (@TGumption) February 5, 2019

Hollywood has become so judgmental that no celebrity can be found that meets their virtue-signalling standards. — Dave Kleikamp (@ShaggyKC) February 5, 2019

The SJWs can find fault with anyone who might apply for the job. — Milo Stone (@GooberGabbing) February 5, 2019

Congrats Libs. You played yourself. — Justin ??❌ (@2A_Jay) February 5, 2019

This is a microcosm of a liberal world. Destroy everything. — TheKipper (@MeechonMeech) February 5, 2019

No one watching either — cheyanna jaffke (@ProfessorJaffke) February 5, 2019

Now just need to work on:

• No audience

• No ceremony

• No awards — dancaid (@dancaid) February 5, 2019

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