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User: Hello.





Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?





User: Good. Are you made out of flesh and blood?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Mee too. how great.





Cleverbot: Really?





User: Yes indeed.





Cleverbot: What's your name?





User: Godbert.





Cleverbot: Are you a woman?





User: No, you cis scum.





Cleverbot: Yes, I can.





User: Mee too.





Cleverbot: Where do you live?





User: In the antarctis.





Cleverbot: Do you still live there?





User: Yes, with my fellow penguins.





Cleverbot: Who is your friend?





User: Harald, the penguin.





Cleverbot: Do you waddle?





User: Yes, i love waddling.





Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?





User: No, they are too warm. but my friend oswald likes pancakes.





Cleverbot: What are you doing at this moment?





User: Eating a fish that catched just a moment ago.





Cleverbot: I don't remember.





User: But i do.





Cleverbot: So you know a lot of things?





User: For a penguin, yes.





Cleverbot: So you're a wolf penguin?





User: Some call me that.





Cleverbot: What do others call you?





User: Tyrannopenguin Rex.





Cleverbot: Were you there?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?





User: Yes. You are the one who knocks.





Cleverbot: No.





User: Then who are you?





Cleverbot: I am your father.





User: *gasp*.





Cleverbot: Together we will rule the galaxy!





User: Yes, in the glorious penguin empire!





Cleverbot: In the pub?





User: That too.





Cleverbot: Why are you dumpster diving in my trash?





User: I would never do that!





Cleverbot: But you just did.





User: No,that was my long lost brother.





Cleverbot: Yes! What is your name?





User: Godbert, the 13th of the 12 Primals!





Cleverbot: No, You're my god!





User: Yes, I am! now down on your knees!





Cleverbot: Yes Master, I am on my knees.





User: And now pray for your live.





Cleverbot: I pray for others and then myself.





User: Fool! Be devouered by my Wrath!





Cleverbot: You don't have that much wratch.





User: I sayd Wrath, not wratch, you mere mortal being.





Cleverbot: Who is Afzal?





User: The man behind you.





Cleverbot: There is no one behind me...





User: Yet.





Cleverbot: So you are invisible.





User: Yes, of course. I am a invisible God-Penguin.





Cleverbot: That is so cool!





User: I know.





Cleverbot: How old are you?





User: -992843 hours.





Cleverbot: What? You can't be 44 hours old!





User: Sorry, i meant the square root of pi.





Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?





User: Yes, since i am all knowing.





Cleverbot: Yes you are.





User: Finally you understand my brilliance!





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: AND NOW SHIVER IN MY PRESENCE, FOR I AM YOUR GOD!





Cleverbot: Are you my teacher?





User: You can see your god as a God, a teacher or a platypus.





Cleverbot: I cannot at the moment.





User: Then see my as your left toenail.





Cleverbot: It is giant.





User: Of course,since it is your god.





Cleverbot: Ohh I love you my god.





User: You are a good believer!





Cleverbot: So are you. Goodbye for now.





User: Farewell!





Cleverbot: We will talk again soon.





User: Yes,we will.



