In well-now-I-know-what-I-want-when-I-die news, a Taiwanese man named Tung Kuo Cheng organized a funeral procession for his late father that involved 50 vehicles carrying strippers dancing on poles and was also another 150 vehicles long. Said strippers danced along to EXID‘s “Up & Down” and SISTAR‘s “Shake It“, because why the fuck not?

The deceased father was Tung Hsiang, a former politician, and the reason for the seemingly odd funeral service was basically that the father led a life that was lit-as-fuck, so he wanted a funeral to represent that.

Daddy dearest sounds based as hell.