If "rubbin' is racin,' " as famous crew chief Harry Hogge from the movie 'Days of Thunder' once said, exactly what is "driving on top of your opponent's car, then getting pummeled by him until he's jolted from a Taser by the cops, and both of you get led away in handcuffs?"

The correct answer is Short Track USA on a Saturday night.

The Big One in Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s final race at Talladega Superspeedway on Sunday had nothing on the Anderson Speedway in Anderson, Ind.

From the video and details on the track's website, drivers Jeff Swinford and Shawn Cullen wound up trading a little more than paint in a Figure 8 race. With emotions running high after the the two collided twice in the same race - the last leaving Swinford spun out on the grass and Cullen stopped on the straightaway of the main track - Swinford seemingly decided he'd had enough.

He drove his car onto the track, burned some rubber and monster-trucked his car on top of Cullen's front end, crumpling the engine compartment and leaving the suspension a blown-out mess. Cullen looked like he did not appreciate the move. At all.

After all, a few feet to the right and the driver's compartment with Cullen in it, and not the engine, would have taken the hit from the moving car.

So he got out of his car and confronted Swinford; when all was said and done, both drivers left in handcuffs - two each actually - while police used a Taser on Cullen to stop him from hitting Swinford.

You can watch it all here - courtesy of racecarjunkie8's Youtube channel - as you make plans to head to your local short track as soon as possible -- just in case.