The best football programs have cultures that build young men… Like Ohio State & others, Louisville spells it out. pic.twitter.com/tPngdIm4qF — George Whitfield Jr. (@georgewhitfield) June 17, 2013

Louisville’s football team’s “core values” make for a bizarre read.

Included in their list, along with honesty and treating women with respect, are “no drugs,” “no stealing,” and “no guns.”

Perhaps the most peculiar thing about the list is how quickly it moves from the abstract principle of “honesty” to specific rules about, you know, drug abuse and theft. Really, after the first two, the list doesn’t even really seem to be about “core values” as much as “stuff you shouldn’t do.”

A question from the For the Win staff: Are knives OK?

(Thanks to Buzzfeed for sharing.)