This hand rail

This completely secure gate

The most worthless cable in the world

This building

These enlightening subtitles

This handy pedestrian crossing

This extremely useful ramp

Benches reserved exclusively for people who can teleport

This pole

This crucial French/English translation

This windshield wiper

This handy sign

This life-saving fire escape

And this very effective fence

These stairs to nowhere

And these stairs from nowhere, to nowhere

These definitely waterproof wellies

This very useful bus stop

This helpful sign

This banana guard

This fan that had one job

These parking spaces which were so close to having a point

Absolutely everything about this sign

This contraption which allows for people to run outside

These lovely and practical drawers

This impressive feat of landscape design

Toilet stalls built for nothing less than near privacy

This door which is definitely not a health and safety risk

This very encouraging cycle lane

This peephole