Ok, apparently Andrey Yeshchenko was a part of the Russian National Team during the 2014 World Cup, although we wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t remember that, or if you had absolutely no idea who this guy was before today, because Lord knows we didn’t. But now that he was in a 105 MPH car crash that was caught on video, we can pretty much guarantee we’ll remember him for the rest of our lives. Will he be known as “that Russian guy that should have died?” We can’t say for sure.

We have no idea why Yeshchenko was in such a hurry in his Nissan GT-R — he was doing nearly double the speed limit — but we sure do know that he didn’t get there on time.

Somehow, somehow Andrey walked away from this accident with no serious injuries. Let that sink in. Andrey Yeschinko walked away…

…from a 105 MPH, head-on date with destiny…

…with no serious injuries.

What the actual f***.