Hips may not lie, but can it really be true that Shakira is co-headlining the Super Bowl halftime show with Jennifer Lopez?

When I first saw the Super Bowl LIV promo image of the Colombian singer and the Bronx diva together on J.Lo’s Instagram — yes, I follow her, and not Shakira — I had to rub my eyes a few times in disbelief that Lopez wasn’t simply headlining on her own. But every time I opened them back up, Shaki was still there, looking awkwardly inserted into the picture, as if by a bad Photoshop job.

The announcement on Thursday that these two Latina stars would share top billing on Feb. 2 at Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium left me shook. And not in the good way that their booties can do.

It just doesn’t make sense. La Lopez is in the midst of a major moment. Since taking over the MTV Video Music Awards in August 2018 — when she received the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award and performed a hits-heavy medley that turned the VMAs into “The J.Lo Show” — she has concluded her successful Vegas residency, starred in the romantic comedy “Second Act,” performed a Motown tribute at the Grammys, gotten engaged to former Yankees star Alex Rodriguez, taken her “It’s My Party” tour on the road and turned 50 in fierce, fabulous style.

Lopez’s recent roll has, if anything, picked up steam this month: Now there’s buzz that she’ll get her first Oscar nomination for her stripper turn in “Hustlers.” And when she shut down Milan Fashion Week by walking the Versace Spring 2020 show in a re-creation of that iconic green jungle dress, she proved that she’s capable of revealing even more skin in her 50s.

Meanwhile, Shakira’s biggest claim to US fame in recent years has probably been her forgettable stint as a coach on “The Voice.” Her recording career in the English-language market hasn’t been the same since, well, last decade, when she crossed over with hits such as “Whenever, Wherever,” “Hips Don’t Lie” and “She Wolf.”

Of course, Shakira’s music career has been far bigger and better when it comes to her Spanish-language output. No doubt: She’s a Latin icon.

And with the Super Bowl taking place in Miami — where there is a large Spanish-speaking population — it makes total sense to have a headlining act who has recorded in both English and Spanish. But Shakira isn’t the only one who’s done that; Lopez has, too.

At the end of the day, this is just J.Lo’s time. Sorry, Shaki, but Jenny doesn’t need you on her block.