TESTING TIMES I’ve had 12 NHS COVID tests, I don’t care if I’m taking them from keyworkers

NEVER AFTER I’m a high-class escort and even blokes in happy marriages WILL stray

MADE UP My 7-year-old wears make-up, she spends hours on it - I don't care people criticise

YOUNG LOVE The women marrying Gambian toyboys in 'sex paradise' - as one 'sends lover £54k'

UP YOUR STREET Mum revamps 'ugliest house on the street' & people think she built a new one

ROAR-SOME Daughters give mum's childish dinosaur room a chic look with B&M & Primark buys

WELCOME TO GRANBIA Inside Gambia - the sex paradise for grans that makes Magaluf look tame

TOTAL TURKEY? My nan had covid, I'll still have 12 over on Xmas - stuff Boris' Rule of 6

SHAME GAME I was called ‘disgusting fat pig’ when I turned bloke down - so I got him fired