ConsciousDonkey said:

"Rock-hard" puns in 3... 2... 1...

See maud, this is what happens when your grades get below C-level.

The personification of Boulder and Tom in this image is pure gold. Without it I would just say "Au revoir".

OMG! Maud shipped with Tom and boulder? No FRACKING way!

I hope they don't cum to much and die. I'd hate to have to barium, especially after this.

I'd say a pun about mountains, but I'm afraid you'd never get over it.

Quick, someone get me a "barium and double sodium"!

Wow! Maud can take all of that cum at once?! What an apatite. Of course later, she may just have to take a rest, perhaps in a "rocking" chair.

Yeah, guys! Probe those crevices!

I guess growing up on a barren farm was a very "hard rocks" life after all, huh?

--

After all these rock puns you may think I'm pretty stupid, but those who know me can tell you that I'm actually a very "down-to-earth" person.

Also, just keep in mind that although I do favor MLP porn, I like Alkynes of porn just the same.