After braving torrential downpours, fake amputees and the general nightmare that is a crowded New York subway train, I came home to a package on the table!

I received a wonderful handcrafted (I think?) doll of African or Dominican nature (I think?) and a glass jar from Ikea (I know). She will sit on the dresser next to my bed and be forced to watch me pleasure myself every night...for the rest of her life.

Should mention that Arbitrary Santa sent me a message a couple of days ago that said, "I am free from its gaze now, thank you." Spoooooooky (not a racist comment).

Thank you! Please reveal yourself to me!

Edit: Just realized that in my profile I included "offensive baby dolls" - you wonderful motherfucker.