We appreciate that there are men out there who enjoy going fishing and hooking some carp. We're also aware that sometimes men like to look at pictures of naked ladies. But why, oh why, did Carponizer decide to fuse these two interests together and bring an Erotic Carp Calendar into the already baffling world of Christmas gifts?

What's more disturbing than all of these many pictures of fish pressed against naked bodies is the rough German-to-English translation of the calendar's description.

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Not only do we discover that a fish finger calendar is also out in the world, but that 12 months of women cuddling carps is supposed to be a 'treat' for men.

During the shoot greatest emphasis was placed on the well-being of carp and cute women. Who hereby can not make friends, we recommend the fish fingers calendar, where everything is hidden under a crispy breading. The Carponizer carp Calendar is a treat for the men's heart beat faster. * High quality offset printing refined with Varnish * 12 nice pictures to look at * 30 x 42 cm * unique in the quality of the recordings !! * Spiral bound * Angel Calendar

Of course, for those who love oily fish and boobs, this is the ultimate dream, as it's rare the two are seen together in such an, erm, artsy, tasteful way.

So either you're clicking off this story feeling sick/amused/completely disturbed, or you're ticking names off your Christmas shopping list and putting in a huge order.

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Zara Kenyon I’m a freelance beauty writer with a soft spot for celebs and style.

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