But Ambre’s loss could be your gain. If you have what it takes to have sex on a moving bus, you just might be exactly what Bret's looking for. The B.M. express is hitting eight cities this month to recruit talent for his 2009 season, which will have his ladies digging into “crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges,” like the Truck Stop Olympics and a barbecue cook-off beneath the world’s largest thermometer, which hopefully is not of the rectal variety. Above is a taste of lyricist extraordinaire Michaels doing "Every Rose Has Its Thorn," a ballad that could only have been written by a man who's been pricked repeatedly.