LOOLOOCHAN'S KAWAII ADVENTURE!

chpter 1: LOOLOOCHAN IS SO SO KAWAII

LOOolopchan wa a sipeer kawaiaoao worriee cat she uded 2 be in bludcaln and skerge but she ranawya. she was now par of a bamdd with herfremds tthe ducks from mekico, borak obamamama, spongbob squre pant, and iNDAVer ZIM. LoOLOochn was wlking WitH super sugoi bowl Of soup. den OnE DIIrECtn walknG and Nock ovr s oup!NooooOOooOOOoOOOOOoKOOOOOOO9ooOok(KiKOpoo! "U Bakauwyeyduwmejq! u koak ocee my soop,, an no u wil DYYE!" spoo, loolochqn getted in her van and drivedto tehe wite hois. andther was OMaBA ther. "o andn maba i ned ur nelp!,sed looloocha." "oh u canothelp right now i amn busyndrinking cocaine" oBama said "oh BuT OBams i ned help wit oMe direction!" "aftee i drink cojaines" he said somlooLoochan waitd for hours and den broak Obama wasmdone. BUT It w as cocasbe and it TURN OVBama ibto a cat. "stpid cocane. it make e a nekp." sey obamaama. "okay well noe nekko wikk hlp us" saidnlooloochan. theb they wsnt to go seenohe direcyion and dey weremzombinea. zombie onedricetion askdd if they wanted to drinjed cocaine bht loloochab said "ni yiu hit soup you due now" so oboama neko and loloxhan getted GSOLEENE an porred ot on zonbe one dirextipm and lihted them on fire and the doed. "ey guys wana hav a party at my iggy_ i gotted sooper cool cocane fro de pRESISENT OF CANADA." ed imcader ZOm. "no dont dirk canada cocanei it turn ypu onto a neko" sed looloochan but we wikl gonpartee at ur igfy anywoy. somfhey all partynatn zIm siggy Ns jt was fun and so esu. sososososo desuuu. then ey All,mTURND INTO ANIMES DJAJAAJJAAAHHHHHH SO SCARY QHAT DI NOQ so the all cired and it wss scwry. so en rhey all drimk molk but itmwasnt milk IT WAS ZIM'z cym!OH NO QOW WHPULD U DO THISMTO UA YOU TRICKED USNso then zim LAZrrs andn zapd emnna bunch if timea untilmdyn wer nothimg but muck cujk kdk. SO THEY ALL DIEIEDED BC ZOM SHOOTED THME!

edet 1: new sentences anchanged a minor plot mpoint is now abot canadian govenment bc they r bad :) ~ogie-senpai