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That's right ... It's "extreme" with an "X," therefore highlighting the severity of just how extreme this particular team promises to be. Made in 2003 in New Zealand, the film's IMDb synopsis describes a tale of action, snowboarding, and killer computer programing when a group of important businessmen are kidnapped while on a ski trip ... forcing a Navy SEAL to lead a special "X-Team" into harm's way. Can you guess who plays one of these far-out assassins?

Touchstone Pictures

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That's a baby-face Chris Pratt you guys. That's a baby-faced Pratt adorned with an orgy of evidence that he's off the fucking chain -- including but not limited to his bead necklace, mop hair, long-sleeve undershirt, and radical chin-tuft.

And that's really all we know about this film, which appears to be all but vanished from the internet or any form of distribution. Pratt, if you're reading this and happen to own your own copy, we'll kindly pay you $20 for it. The world deserves this.

Seriously, Chris Pratt -- contact Dave on his Twitter with instructions on how to purchase a copy of The Extreme Team.

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