Little soft in the Meltdown department this week as most of the favored teams held serve, but the SEC East provided some gems as UGA was inexplicably blown out by Florida while South Carolina fans have had enough of DC Lorenzo Ward after watching their team lose to Tennessee. Ole Miss provided some limited material, but the way their game ended justifiably inspired more sadness than rage. As always, the language in this post is horrible. If this offends you, please visit one of the other fabulous features on this site. You have been warned.

Suck my ass they flag everything

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE Do we need to go over the goddamn blocking rules at the half?

Tony Conner was being held worse than an al Qaeda operative at gitmo.

Freeze: "He isn't doing what I'm telling him... and its working. Go figure..."

Fuck a cow

the line is fucked. the secondary is fucked. Laquon is fucked

every fucking body is injured

See everybody in memphis

Toilet Bowl once again

WAOM Just played the cruelest , most heart wrenching joke that she's ever played. She skillfully allowed us to have hope and begin the season 7-0. Then she did her work in Death Valley . But we still had hope. We moved up to fourth in the rankings despite the loss. And then fucking auburn came. Then came the two fumbles in the red zone that cost is the game . Then came the injury of the player that is the heart and soul of our offense . Then came the realization that we probably will end the season 8-4. Fuck you WAOM . You are a fucking bastard that has no right to fuck us this way .

I'm so mad I want to go flip off a baby.

Not sure exactly what to say except I feel like I'd just won the lottery- was celebrating - got punched in the face, had the lottery ticket stolen and lost a tooth in the process....

I hope Gus Malzahn Gets buttfucked by a gorilla with a two-foot dick. And then his wife and children leave him. And then he gets fired and has to live in a van down by the river.

Life just took a warm diarrhea in our mouths







dawgs are trash. another flop in Jacksonville

It would be cool if our 5th year quarterback

could throw!

So evidently if you wear blue and orange you can take out the kicker and tackle a ref and still no get a flag. CBS is also clearly being paid to be UF's PR department to try and claim Barber was not hit.

You can't beat refs and predecided wins

My world is surrounded by hopelessness and sorrow....

Darkness swallows and suffocates me

And, the "fine Christian man' steals another $4 million from UGA

i picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue

Do you ever feel

Like a plastic bag

Drifting through the wind

Wanting to start again

This is the day that I die.

If we play Nebraska again I will jump off the roof of a tall building.

Georgia playing Florida gives me worse heartburn than pizza.

Some games, Richt and Bobo look like geniuses. Other games? It's as if Richt is Foghorn Leghorn and Bobo is fucking Porky Pig.

EDIT: I better get onto the damn Meltdown. Because it's either vent my frustration on here, or pop a bunch of Valium, become like Mark Richt, and stop giving a damn about any of my professional responsibilities.

Stages of a Georgia fan (yearly): Georgia gets hyped through the fucking roof before the season Wins first few games Loses to South Carolina and Spurrier trolls Richt again Go on a huge winning streak Lose to a shitty team and are out of title race Want to jump off a fucking bridge Richt stays as head coach and you jump off an even taller fucking bridge hoping you die this time

Hey guys! It's Florida! Let's fall to pieces!

What a fucking disgrace. The fact that Mark Richt, Mike Bobo, and Pruitt could let this fucking horse shit happen by the hand of a #50 ranked Florida is a goddamn motherfucking disgrace.

I am so fucking done. Every fucking year. Every motherfucking year we have some of the best talent in the country, win some big games, and then get shut completely down by a team we're perfectly capable of beating. Fuck everything and fuck you all. JEsus I'm just going to finish this liquor and go to sleep holy fuck

Edit: And even fucking Gurley couldn't have saved us form this shit. I love Mark Richt, but holy fuck are you a stupod fuck sometimes. FUCK

Edit 2: And fuck anyone who thinks Mason deserves to lose the starting job. You run the ball every play in the first half and are surprised when Mason fails the one time he's called on to pass the ball: 3rd and 15? How about fuck the WRs for dropping passes and fuck the coaches for puttin gMason in that position

Oh fuck me I need to leave this state

Glad I have to go to work instead of watching the rest of this train wreck.

I hate it when Georgia fans get pissed at me for telling the truth about our team.

WE ARE PRETENDERS AND WERE PRETENDERS ALL YEAR LONG.

I didid not being enough alcohol to this party.

Cant wait to play Nebraska in the nobody gives a shit bowl this year.

I'm not sure what's worse, the kidney stone I had yesterday or this game.

Fire mark Richt, fire Jeremy Pruitt, fire mike bobo, leave the ncaa. I'm done with this team and this sport and this broken heart just can't break anymore

Even with the amount of guys that Richt has kicked off the team for marihuana, I swear to god he's high all the time.

Verne represents the lollipop guild.

I'd love to get paid millions a year to just be high on Valium all the time and consistently underperform in my job when all the talent in the world is given to make me look good....

Does Gurley even come back after this shit? I wouldn't if I were him.

Fuck everything. Meltdown mode engaged. I love my team. We're better than this. But we epitomize the idea of shooting ourselves in the foot. It's not Clemsoning, it's Georgiaing. I'm at a bar that serves liters of beer. The only things that make this better is that maybe Florida will keep Muschamp and mathematically we'll be better next year. But I plan on keep drinking liters until I'm drunk enough to forget this dumpster fire.



"If Tennessee has watched the tapes on Carolina, they would know that they are vulnerable to the run"

Bitch, we're vulnerable to everything

Thompson scrambles worse than a hard boiled egg.

Take a drink for every time that Dylan overthrows the ball

DIES

Our defense is worthless. What the fuck? Do we actually recruit kids out of high school that can't tackle, or do we coach it out of them.

Lorenzo Ward can go fuck himself.

If I wanted to relive feelings from the late 90s I could have stayed home and played Half-Life.

Motherfucking 95 should be kicked out of the game for that bullshit. What a piece of shit.

Ward is standing. Obviously because his seat is too hot.

HAVE WE UPSET YOU ALMIGHTY GOD?! DO OUR LIVES MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!

I like how #11 just stood there and let him walk by.

Most fucking worthless defense I have ever seen in my life.

Welcome to South Carolina vs Tennessee. Notice there is no D.

How can I say this without being ugly..... Oh I know, our defence SUCKS!!!!!!

Arkansas is 4-4, with no wins in the SEC. And they would cut our butt. Imagine how frustrated their fan base is.

False Start. Here comes passes #2 and #3. Better hope coop has some magic bc we're about to sh*t it away

I wonder if ward can see his termination papers from the press box?

This is like watching a train wreck.

Speaking of stats being for losers, our defense has given up 620.

Well we moved Ward to the box, maybe next we should move him across the street with a piece of cardboard and a Sharpe

Spurrier has gotten a free pass all year because he had three good years here. His heart isn't in the game anymore. He needs to retire

Ward should be placed in handcuffs and escorted from the premises.

We are inventing new ways to shit the bed.

Damn, the barrel of this gun taste good.

This program doesn't deserve to be in the sec right now

Lol we wont beat S. ALA