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A local man has today impressed his online date with his ability to recall the concerning statistics about men suffering at the hands of violent women.

His men’s rights sermon appears to have been triggered by a light-hearted discussion about last week’s Gillette ad – it’s a conversation topic that his dinner guest now really regrets bringing up.

Despite the fact that Jason McGuyle (33) is referencing a news website that has a cartoon of the ‘red pill’ as the logo – the numbers he is aggressively presenting are incredibly alarming – and speak to a much bigger issue: That society is unwilling to discuss things that men would like to talk about that takes the light off other things that men are responsible for.

As Jason points out to his surprised Tinder date, this conversation is so taboo that he can’t find any women willing to listen to him outside of an ambush orchestrated through a casual online hook up website.

However, as of the 40 minute mark, Jason’s date is no longer willing to listen to him for much longer. Luckily the conversation eventually progresses to the fact that the Jews are responsible for the media’s socialist feminist agenda.

“You aren’t Jewish are you? haha” asks Jason.

At this point, news arrived that his date’s family dog had swallowed a tennis ball or something and had to be taken to the vet.