Edit: Like a moron, I assumed my santa was a guy, when in fact she was not. I feel like merely changing this in the text isn't enough, so I also offer my abject apologies.

Seriously, what a moron.

I told my Secret Santa I was a fan of poetry and art. I was sort of expecting one book, or maybe a poster.

She went above and beyond. She got me two books I can't wait to start reading, prints of modern art from the MoMA in New York City, a moleskine for me to write my own poetry, and perhaps best of all: an artpiece from Brooklyn that she took off the street.

I absolutely, absolutely love my gift. If every one who signed up put in this much care and attention to detail to their gifts (me included) the world would be a better place.

Thank you so much, kind stranger from the internet!