Oh goodness! My SS (not so secret anymore) hooked a brotha up! The saliva glands have kicked in and are doing double time! I have two Larrupin sauces, two Weitchpec hot sauces, Country Store chipotle BBQ sauce, Red Tail Ale chipotle BBQ sauce, Ted and Barney's Meat Seasoning (I did not know "How I Met Your Mother" had their own meat seasoning line), some spun honey (I have no idea what that means) and some Girl Scout Thin Mints. Now I just have to go out and buy some quality meats and fire up the grill!

About the cleaver - Saturday I posted in /r/secretsanta about an unmarked package I received in the mail that contained a 7" cleaver. It left me with a WTF question in my mind. In today's condiment package from psychonumber1 there was a note, he informed me that he is the one behind the cleaver that I received. It was his way of making up for my defunct Horror SS that never came through. It is much appreciated, creepy as hell, to get an instrument of cooking/murder in an unmarked box.

I will use the cleaver wisely on the meats of which I bbq. Thank you.