Now the official Presidential residence is more more like The WTF House, and America has elected it’s first leader who, when taken to meet those extra-terrestrials they keep secret, the aliens jump back and say ‘Agghh, what tha fuck is that..?

With all that in mind, here is..

Icky Trump – The Whitehouse Stripes

Ya he, icky Trump

Who’d a thunk?

Hearts sunk…

On a wagon to Mexico

His hair

What a chump

And my head

Got a bump

When heard he won down in Ohio Well, Americans

What, nothin’ better to do?

Why don’t you kick yourself out?

You’re an immigrant too Yeah

Icky Trump

With the lump

In your throat

Grab your coat

Or your pussy

And get ready…