



On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

A choking hazard in a treeeee.



And a choking hazard in a tree.

Two buttered bells,And a choking hazard in a tree.



(And by "whipped," I mean they do what their wives tell them)

Two buttered bells,

And a study on the Heimlich for me.

Three whipped ghosts,Two buttered bells,And a study on the Heimlich for me.



Three whipped ghosts,

Two buttered bells,

And a bunch of crap in a gross tree.

Four day-glo Santas,Three whipped ghosts,Two buttered bells,And a bunch of crap in a gross tree.



Four Santa blobs,

Three whipped ghosts,

Two buttered bells,

And a lot of flotsam in a gross tree.

♪ Fiiiiiiiive molded 'shrooms! ♪Four Santa blobs,Three whipped ghosts,Two buttered bells,And a lot of flotsam in a gross tree.



♪ Fiiiiive fungusesssses! ♪

Four day-glo Santas,

Three whipped ghosts,

Two buttered bells,

And seriously, did you see all the stuff in that tree?

Six pounds of icing,♪ Fiiiiive fungusesssses! ♪Four day-glo Santas,Three whipped ghosts,Two buttered bells,And seriously, did youall the stuff in that tree?



Six pounds of icing,

♫ ♪ Fiiiiive Penicillin-bearing spores!! ♪ ♫

Four Santa blobs,

Three whipped ghosts,

Two buttered bells,

And a plastic coated nasty icing tree.

Seven snowmen melting,Six pounds of icing,♫ ♪ Fiiiiive Penicillin-bearing spores!! ♪ ♫Four Santa blobs,Three whipped ghosts,Two buttered bells,And a plastic coated nasty icing tree.



(WHY?!?)

Seven snowmen melting,

Six pounds of icing,

♫ ♪♫ Fiiiiive molded hallucinogenics!! ♪ ♫ ♫

Four Santa blobs,

Three whipped ghosts,

Two buttered bells,

And is anyone even still reading this?



Eight runny egg yolks,(WHY?!?)Seven snowmen melting,Six pounds of icing,♫ ♪♫ Fiiiiive molded hallucinogenics!! ♪ ♫ ♫Four Santa blobs,Three whipped ghosts,Two buttered bells,And is anyone even still reading this?



Nine kiwis riding... reindeer? Swans? Thestrals?

Eight I-think-he-hates-me,

Seven snowmen melting,

Six pounds of icing,

♫ ♬ ♪♬ ♫ Fiiiiive really fun guys!!! ♪ ♫ ♫ ♬ ♬

Four Santa blobs,

Three whipped ghosts,

Two buttered bells,

And a beer.





Nine kiwis riding,



Eight runny egg yolks,

Seven snowmen melting,

Six pounds of icing,

♫ ♬ ♪♩♬ ♫ Fiiiiiive agaricus bisporus ! ♪ ♫♩♩♫ ♬ ♬

Four Santa blobs,

Three whipped ghosts,

Two buttered bells,

And a reason to have the ER on speed dial.

Thirteen TWELVE fake flowers,

Eleven

Ten lots a' nothing,

TWELVE fake flowers,Eleven Slimey Canes Ten lots a' nothing,

Nine kiwis riding,

Eight counts of salmonella,

Seven snowmen melting,



Six pounds of icing,





Four Santa blobs,

Three whipped ghosts,

Two buttered bells,

And a

for me!

♫♭♫ ♬ ♪♫♭♫♩♬ ♫ Fiiiiiiive SUPER fun guys!!! ♪ ♫♭♩♫♩♫ ♬ ♬ ♭♫Four Santa blobs,Three whipped ghosts,Two buttered bells,And a Cake Wrecks Calendar for me!

Thanks to Michelle, Amanda C., Kyle C., Cheyanne, Joel S., Georgia T., Erin T., Monica K., NWM, Monica B., Jana S., & Jon D., who have been counting down the days 'til they could endorse a fine product like the 2011 Cake Wrecks Wall Calendar. [nodding earnestly] It's true. Take my word for it. No need to ask any of them. Or even check to see if they are, in fact, real people.

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