1. There are enough famous/powerful assholes as it is.

The music industry is not like big oil or politics. Sure, we have to use gasoline still and we can’t remove congress overnight, but no human MUST financially contribute to Kanye West’s career. Here we can actually make a difference, and we should. Kanye West on October 9th, 2013 during Jimmy Kimmel Live felt the need to tell millions of hard-working Americans about how he had it tough and deserved temper tantrums.

He’s earned the right to call names and interrupt and be a dick whenever, wherever. But what would happen to those millions of Americans who had to hear this piece of shit whine if they showed the rage Kanye shows at his job? Most people would be fired, but Kanye apparently profits off the attention. Stop this man from bumming out Americans and reminding them how some people just don’t know how lucky they got it.

2. Kanye’s problems are not problems.

Kanye expounded on two main points that he found quite troublesome. 1. Having people ask him questions all the time. 2. Not getting the people he wants to ask him questions to ask him questions. Unfortunately for the aspiring Kanye, the respected fashion designers he wants to work with do not want to work with him. Meanwhile the paparazzi love working with Kanye. It is almost like his sensationalism is better suited towards the paparazzi’s clientele than the fashion designers. But this would only make sense if the average Kanye fan is more likely to buy a tabloid than a high end clothing product. Who saw that coming? If Kanye is mad that really rich people are not wanting to spend money on his brand then I’m sure his plan to yell at the common citizen before they go to sleep will change things. He is the best problem-solver of our times. Send him into Congress now!

3. Kanye compared his life to a captive zoo animal.

Kanye is free to jetset to any destination in the world. He is free from toiling away another day of his life while resting on his compounding interest. Meanwhile, other humans spend 70 or 80 hours a week barely scraping by to produce clothes for Kanye’s luxury brands. Kanye name dropped H&M at least three times in one interview while comparing himself to a caged animal. He is probably aware that H&M produce clothes in Bangladesh where worker conditions are worse than any American zoos. Recently dozens died in a factory fire in Bangladesh for instance. Workers had to protest just to get wrongdoing admitted. Kanye is fine with using this industry to make millions more.

4. He can’t handle standard famous people problems without resorting to violence or threats

He threatened to those who would record his image late at night, “It is not safe in this zoo..I grew up in Chicago” Kanye expounded on and on about how he is a genius who is not ashamed to admit it. If he is a genius then that means he will not violently assault me when I call him Chicago’s biggest hypocrite pussy. Because if he does like he sweared he would in this “zoo” we live in, then I will plead my case as strong as ever that this man is not fit for the clamor of everyday life. What other celebrities act this way? Kanye is a shill for publicity or a fool.

5. Kanye is pissed that his “girl” doesn’t have a Hollywood Star. Kim Kardashian is famous for making a sex tape. If she gets one, then so does Jenna Jameson and Sasha Grey, and every other porn star.

6. Kanye compared Michael Jackson getting his videos on MTV and breaking race barriers to his efforts to become a fashion mogul. Kanye compared Richard Pryor “wanting to get a clean plate” during his comedy routine to his own efforts to get elite fashion designers to design things for HIM. Kanye is mad famous designers and their companies won’t be his “zoo animal” making him a tidy profit. e o

7. If he is so goddamn smart, then he can finance himself. He is worth $100 million. Put your money where your mouth is. He doesn’t need to go on TV and waste his time bitching at the people who won’t help him in the fashion industry or who won’t leave him alone on the street. He should just go out and use his massive genius-ness to solve those problems on his own. Of course he is a lying hypocrite.

8. Kanye West screamed, “I’m the only creative person that stands up to bullies”. He currently charges $120 for a T-shirt. And no I will not post a link. The only link I will post is for the thing Kanye showed any appreciation for whatsoever in the great Kimye-Gate of 10/9/2013. I’ve obviously been bullied but never into paying $120 for a piece of his shit. Stand up to this bully and don’t give him anything no matter how much he professes his shit.

9. Kanye is mad about: being too famous for tabloids, being not enough famous for fashion industry, for being asked questions, for being disrespected. It is a good thing he is always so polite to everyone otherwise people would say he is asking for it.

10. Kanye is lucky to be compared to a child. Children would be excused for being as egotistical and thankless of those who have helped them and made their career possible along the way. Adults with $100 million should at least be smart enough to hire a publicist or someone who can manage them better than this. For the sake of all publicist and conventional wisdom out there, let us hope shares in Kanye West plummet.

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(you can buy about a dozen of these for the price of one Kanye West T-shirt. If you ever see Kanye that will give you 12 “trys” to pin the baby blanket on the threatening but wealthy and provoking Kanye West. This may be the smartest investment you ever make depending on how you play it. Act now before someone else snags Kanye’s temper up)