Percy Jones says: If you're gonna marry one of these women, sometimes it's gonna hurt like hell. And all you can do is admit that you're wrong and know that she's always right. Simon Green says: She's right? Percy Jones says: That's right. Simon Green says: Always? Percy Jones says: Right. Simon Green says: Right? Simon Green says: All right okay, what about all that talk about my dignity? Percy Jones says: Do you love her? Do you want her? Then she's always right.

Steve Jobs says: You can build your own things, that other people can use.

Daniel Kottke says: Be as simple as you can be, you'll be astonished to see how uncomplited and happy your can become. Steve Jobs says: You can build your own things, that other people can use.

Jesse says: Dude you got a tattoo. Chester says: So do you dude! Chester says: So then what does mine say? Jesse says: Sweet! What does mine say? Chester says: Dude! What does mine say?

Steve Jobs says: It's a tool for the heart. And when you can touch someone's heart. That's limitless. If I do say so myself, it's insanely cool. It's a music player. It's a thousand songs in your pocket. I'd like to introduce you to the iPod.

Steve Jobs says: If you don't share our enthusiasm and care for the vision of this company. Apple Designer #1 says: No no no no no. I'm just... I'm not understanding... Steve Jobs says: Get Out! Apple Designer #1 says: What? Steve Jobs says: Get your shit and get out! You're Done. Steve Jobs says: Get your shit and get out! You're done. Apple Designer #1 says: Wait. Are you going to fire me? Steve Jobs says: No! I already fired you! Why are you still here?! Steve Jobs says: No! I already fired you! Why are you still here?

Jack Fuller says: Hey don't get hit by a bus! Or do. Whatever.

Jesse says: Dude, where's my career?

Evan Treborn says: I've already lost you once, I'm not gonna lose you again.

Oliver Martin says: You only get one chance to make a first impression Oliver Martin says: You only get one chance to make a first impression.

Jesse says: Dude, Where's My Car? Jesse says: Dude, where's my car?

Emma says: "You give me premature ventricular contractions." Emma says: You give me premature ventricular contractions. Adam says: I'm assuming that's a good thing? Emma says: You make my heart skip a beat.

Reed Bennett says: why did i accept to act in this tripe Reed Bennett says: Why did I accept to act in this tripe?

Adam says: What are you gonna do? You're just...you're never gonna feel anything? How are you gonna do that? Emma says: I don't know. I'll figure it out. Adam says: You're so messed up. Emma says: Yeah? I don't need you to take care of me, I take care of myself. That's what I do Emma says: Yeah? I don't need you to take care of me, I take care of myself. That's what I do.

Nicki says: I don't want to be arrogant here, but I'm an incredibly attractive man. I can't help it, I don't try to be, I just am.

Nicki says: When a girl tells you you're not getting any, before you ask, before you even try, you're getting some.

Nicki says: I don't want to be arrogant here, but I'm an incredibly attractive man. I can't help it, I don't try to be, I just am.

Boog says: Get it off, like a band-aid please! Elliot says: Okay this might hurt a little, and you might want to cover your ears Boog says: Cover my what- OW!! Boog says: Cover my what- OW! Elliot says: Okay scamp off back to the woods little buddy. Oh porcupines.

Elliot says: These big wood stick things are called trees. Elliot says: These big rocks are called mountains and little rocks are their babies. Boog says: Uh... ELLIOT! Elliot says: Boogster, ugh. How many times do I have to tell you. "I'm the incredible Mr. E." Elliot says: Boogster, ugh. How many times do I have to tell you. 'I'm the incredible Mr. E.' Boog says: Eliot... please. Whoa! Elliot says: Look, if you don't use the code names who would I know you would be the one talking to me.

Giselle says: Sweet! McSquizzy says: Freedom!! McSquizzy says: Freedom! Boog says: Ha ha ha, huh? What? Shaw says: Hello, Goldilocks! Ha ha ha! Elliot says: Yeah, bulls eye! Elliot says: Quick, we need more ammo.

Boog says: Elliot, catch! Elliot says: Got it! Boog says: Fire! Elliot says: Boog, It's working! Boog says: Ha ha ha ha, yeah! Look at them run! McSquizzy says: Send out, Mr. Happy! Boog says: Who? Park Ranger Beth says: Gordy, I'm taking home! McSquizzy says: Oh...Mr. Happy didn't go off. Boog says: Whoa whoa, we were just supposed to run them into town! Elliot says: That's right, keep running.

Boog says: Behold, the mighty grizzly! Boog says: You know Elliot, This place ain't so bad. Elliot says: Wait, hold that thought. Elliot says: Woo-Hoo!

Elliot says: You alright Elliot? Elliot says: Um...I'm a little lightheaded.

Elliot says: That, rumor.

Elliot says: Check it out!

Elliot says: Ow!

Elliot says: No means no.

Elliot says: No.

Elliot says: Shaw!

George Durham says: We're Retreatin' We're Retreatin'!!! George Durham says: We're Retreatin' We're Retreatin'!

Elliot says: I chipped a hoof!

Elliot says: I chipped a hoof ! Elliot says: I chipped a hoof! Boog says: you chipped..... you chipped a, IM GUNNA KILL YOU !!!! Boog says: You chipped... you chipped a... I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!

Elliot says: Well, then let's go!

Elliot says: That's nothing!

Elliot says: Trust me!

Elliot says: OH! I get it! You're like a pet! Ha ha ha!

Elliot says: She's his mom. She's taking us home.

Reilly says: [As Boog and Beth hug each other] What's he doing? McSquizzy says: Is he not gonna maul her? Elliot says: No! She's his mom! She's taking us home.

Elliot says: No! That one doesn't have me in it!

Elliot says: Now, you can watch all the moments with me, the Incredible Mr. E!

Boog says: Get out of here! Elliot says: Hey, I took you out of the garage. You should thank me. Boog says: Thank you?! Elliot says: You're welcome.

Boog says: [To McSquizzy] We're gonna need your nuts. Elliot says: And your acorns too!

Elliot says: [To Boog, after Mr. Weenie tells the wilds to take him with them] Wow.

Elliot says: Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck! I'm a duck!

Elliot says: I get it. You're like a pet. Boog says: I'm nobody's pet. Elliot says: [Holds up Boog's bowl] Right.

Boog says: [Holding Elliot over a cliff] Take a good look around, Elliot. What's missing? Elliot says: Wait. Don't tell me. I know this one... Boog says: TIMBERLINE IS MISSING! Elliot says: Oh, I was just going to say that.

Elliot says: It's just like riding a bicycle, only you're crapping on it.

Elliot says: I have a glass eye.

Elliot says: Ian's right. I'm a loser. Boog says: No, you're not a loser. Elliot says: Yes I am! Boog says: No you're not! Elliot says: Yes! Boog says: No! Elliot says: Trust me! You know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that? Boog says: Uhh... a loser. But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear, but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods. Elliot says: That's nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!

Elliot says: Aha. It's the signal.

Boog says: Naw, naw, cornflake. You got it all twisted. This here is my home. Elliot says: Sweet! Boog says: Now haul your butt back out that window. [Points] Boog says: Now haul your butt back out that window. [points]

Elliot says: [About Boog's garage] This place is big enough for two. Elliot says: [about Boog's garage] This place is big enough for two.

Boog says: I do what I want, when I want, and I come and go as I please! Elliot says: Well, then let's go! Boog says: Uh... outside?

Elliot says: [To Ian] l had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals. Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how's the knee?

Elliot says: What's a Shaw? Boog says: Only the nastiest hunter in town.

Elliot says: Guys, it's not his fault. Boog says: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault. Elliot says: My fault? Boog says: Yeah. If it weren't for you, I'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied. Elliot says: I-- no. ...Okay. Okay, maybe-- I thought if you hung out with me, then maybe you would like me. Boog says: Oh, man! I-- I trusted you, Elliot. Elliot says: I'm sorry, Boog. I-- we're still partners, right? Boog says: You know, Elliot, I'm better off alone.

Elliot says: Want a Fishy Cracker? Boog says: Uh, no. Uh, I'll eat when I get home.

Elliot says: Wow. Giselle.

Elliot says: Psst! Giselle! Giselle says: Elliot? Elliot says: Hey, gorgeous! How you doin'?

Elliot says: Hey, Boog, look! No hands! I think I'm getting a sunburn though.

Elliot says: I chipped a hoof.

Boog says: Out of the coat. Elliot says: No. Boog says: Take it off. Elliot says: No! Boog says: Take off the coat. Elliot says: No means no!

Elliot says: I know where there's a bunch of them, but you gotta go... [Sniffing] Outside. [Sniffing] Inside. Outside. Inside. Outside.

Elliot says: Is Dinkleman your doll?

Elliot says: [After Boog tells him the garage is his home] Sweet.

Elliot says: [About the movie] Hey, let's watch it in French!

Elliot says: [About a cup of coffee he found while in a dumpster] It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!

Elliot says: You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you "Boogster," and you can call me "The Incredible Mr. E." You like that? I just made it up. Elliot says: You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you 'Boogster,' and you can call me 'The Incredible Mr. E.' You like that? I just made it up.

Boog says: We've been walkin' around in circles? Elliot says: Cir-cle. One time around.

Elliot says: Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that? Boog says: Ahh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear, but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods! Elliot says: That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck! Boog says: I ride a unicycle for crackers. Elliot says: I have a glass eye. Boog says: I can't snap. Elliot says: I thought log was a color. Boog says: I can't see my feet! Elliot says: I killed a man! [he and Boog both laugh]

Elliot says: Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.

Reilly says: Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear. Elliot says: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.

Elliot says: I feel a little light-headed.

Elliot says: Lefty loosey. Righty tighty.

Elliot says: [referring to Ian] Don't listen to him, Boog.

Elliot says: [in slow motion; lighting the marshmallows during the fight with the hunters] Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh...

Elliot says: Oh, crud.

Ian says: I told you to leave the herd. And to never, ever, ever... Elliot says: Ever? Ian says: Never, ever, ever come back!

Elliot says: Can I? Ian says: Go for it, Smelliot. Elliot says: CHAAAAAARGE! Elliot says: CHARGE!

Elliot says: Bullseye!

Elliot says: Buddy? He called me buddy!

Elliot says: You're funny! I was like, "No way," and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Elliot says: You're funny! I was like, 'No way,' and then I was like, 'Uh-huh!'

Boog says: Where's my home? Somebody stole it! Elliot says: Hey. Would you keep it down? I'm tryin' to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face]

Elliot says: I call 'em Woo Hoos. As in "Whoo-hoo!" Elliot says: I call 'em Woo Hoos. As in 'Whoo-hoo!'

Elliot says: I took you out of the garage. You should thank me. Boog says: Thank you?! Elliot says: You're welcome, buddy. Boog says: Grrr!

Elliot says: Are you sure about this? Ian says: This, uh, this is awkward. Elliot says: Yes. Yes, it is.

Boog says: [helium voice] Hello, Idiot. Elliot says: [helium voice] That's Elliot.

Elliot says: I come in peace.

Adam says: Don't come any closer..coz I am never gonna let you go. Adam says: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.

Adam says: â€œIâ€™m going to call every woman on my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me.â€� Adam says: I'm going to call every woman on my phone until someone agrees to have sex with me. Wallace says: Thatâ€™s a crazy, self-destructive plan, and weâ€™re behind you 100%. Wallace says: That's a crazy, self-destructive plan, and we're behind you 100%.

Sarah says: Tom u r acting crazy Sarah says: Tom you are acting crazy. Tom Leezak says: Maybe coz i just got hit in the head by a 10 pound ashtray Tom Leezak says: Well, maybe it's cuz I just got hit in the head with a ten pound ASHTRAY!

Sarah says: Baby,just floor it Sarah says: Baby, just floor it. Tom Leezak says: I am flooring it...if i push any harder my foot would blow through the floor and we would be flinstoning our asses there Tom Leezak says: I am flooring it. If i push any harder my foot would blow through the floor and we would be flinstoning our asses there. Tom Leezak says: I am flooring it. If i push any harder my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flinstoning our asses there.

Emma says: Sometimes, my neck gets sore. Adam says: Why? Emma says: Because my brain is so big.

Adam says: You can't fight me... you're miniature... you fight like a hamster.

Reed Bennett says: Love is the only shocking act left on the planet.