I literally laughed out loud as I unboxed my apocalypse gift when it was delivered to my office. It is seriously the meanest looking machete I've ever seen. Everyone at the office was very impressed and jealous...or maybe they were now too scared to say otherwise? I told my Apocalypse Santa that I felt ill prepared for the impending end of the world, so this definitely beefs up my confidence a bit...it will be perfect for clearing away brush, hacking off zombie heads, or intimidating Raiders. And in the meantime, I think I've come up with a few other uses for it!

Thanks so much Santa!!!