Remember about a month ago when Miguel Cabrera rubbed Adrian Beltre's head -- which Adrian Beltre absolutely and utterly hates -- and Beltre responded by tapping him in the dick?

Well, tonight, Beltre got his 2,500th hit, and Cabrera congratulated him the only way he knew how:

Everyone want's to touch Beltre's head. http://t.co/RLwYLdKaz7 — Texas Rangers (@Rangers) June 25, 2014

And Beltre responded the only way he knew how (besides seething anger):

Adrian and Miguel are our favorite baseball bromance, even if it is fueled by pure hatred.