The mayor, seemingly a moron, has restricted people to venture outside between 10PM and 5AM, unless they work or have an emergency, or walking a dog.

The reason for the curfew was to “prevent people from having house parties.”

Hopefully the coronavirus cooperates with the moron’s plans and doesn’t infect people when they are out and about outside of curfew hours.

(This is not the Andromeda Strain, Mr. Mayor)

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