Mike Tyson returns part of Evander Holyfield's ear, Dennis Rodman books a one-way flight to North Korea and Craig Sager burns all of his suits.

These are not phrases we expect to be hearing anytime soon, but it'd sure be funny if these all came true.

In a new Foot Locker commercial, legendary athletes repent for their well-chronicled mistakes. Tyson and Holyfield hug, Sager loses his questionable wardrobe and Brett Favre knows when to call it quits.

Here's the hilarious new spot:

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Kudos to Foot Locker for creating some excellent commercials.