British papers are quite different from ours.

They know what is going on and are not afraid to say it.

MR. PRESIDENT, WE’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE 60% OF AMERICANS WHO DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE A CHRISTIAN!

CAN WE BEHEAD THEM?

UH-OH.

MICHELLE, THESE ARE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES! DID YOU REALLY NEED TO BLOW $540 ON A PAIR OF SNEAKERS?

DID YOU NEED TO BLOW $328,000 ON PICTURES OF AIR FORCE ONE STRAFING NEW YORK?

TOUCHÉ

SAY, DID YOU HEAR THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IS SENDING STIMULUS CHECKS TO A LOT OF DEAD PEOPLE?

WELL, IT’S ONLY FAIR…

AFTER ALL, THEY VOTED FOR HIM!

TO CUT THE BUDGET, I’M KILLING FUNDS FOR THE MEXICAN BORDER FENCE, AND ALSO KILLING FUNDS WHICH PAY TO PUT ILLEGAL ALIENS IN JAIL.

AND WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE MONEY YOU SAVE?

WE’LL HIRE MORE TEACHERS WHO SPEAK SPANISH. FOR SOME REASON, WE JUST SEEM TO NEED MORE AND MORE OF ‘EM!

THE PRESIDENT ARRIVED IN EUROPE FOR THE ECONOMIC SUMMIT WITH AN UNPRECEDENTED ENTOURAGE OF OVER 500 PEOPLE, INCLUDING HIS PERSONAL CHEF…

…HAIRDRESSER, MAKE-UP PEOPLE, WRITERS, A MAN TO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH, AND 12 TELEPROMPTERS.

THE PRESIDENT IS THERE TO CONVINCE THE WORLD THAT AMERICA IS GOING TO BE MORE THRIFTY.

INSTEAD OF SENDING TROOPS TO GUARD THE ARIZONA BORDER, WE SENT SIGNS WARNING ABOUT THE AREAS CONTROLLED BY THE MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS!

USING THAT SAME LOGIC, WOULDN’T IT MAKE SENSE TO TAKE AWAY YOUR SECRET SERVICE…

AND SURROUND YOU WITH SIGNS THAT SAY “PLEASE DON’T SHOOT THE PRESIDENT?”

OBAMA

SO LOVED THE POOR, HE CREATED MILLIONS MORE!

EXCUSE ME, BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING OUT THERE!

SORRY I’M A “RECOVERY SUMMER” LIFEGUARD…

I DON’T ACTUALLY SAVE ANYONE, I JUST BLAME THE LAST LIFEGUARD.

Wish our U.S. papers would run these!

Good for the Brits!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…CHEW ON THE IMAGE BELOW!



BLACK SMOKE: 4 YEARS AND STILL NO LEADER

HELP SAVE AMERICA: SEND OBAMA HIS PINK SLIP!!!