First off, let’s all be thankful that PJ Fleck never decided to get into politics. If he would have taken that route in life, there is a 100% chance I would be dead after drinking some weird kool-aid on a small Caribbean island with a bunch of strangers clutching oars.

Jim Jones would be considered boring if he took the stage of a cult rally after PJ electrified the place. Jonestown? 918 people? PJ has been in Minnesota for less than 8 months and he already has grown men walking through the parking lots of TCF Bank Stadium happily with oars in hand. Thats not normal. Whoever is in charge of the canoe/kayak section at Dicks Sporting Goods has to be absolutely perplexed on why the hell sales in the Minnesota region are through the fucking roof. We rolled into the spring game with smiles on our faces ready to lay a bunch of random oars at the feet of PJ Fleck in the hopes that it will bring us wins in the season to come.

Anytime you see some crazy politician with a weird following on the news, just remember, it could have been PJ and there’s no stopping where he wants to go.