Happy birthday! Wait, it's not your birthday? Well now you don’t need one, because you just got the best gift you could ever ask for: A life-size paper Eric Northman! That's right, with a little help from the cool algorithms of The Rasterbator, we’re giving you six feet of stunning, heart-stopping viking. Just print out this PDF, do a little clipping, slap the sheets of paper together with some tape, and you can have Eric hanging around until you rescind his invitation on recycling day.

Our floor-to-ceiling Eric is an ideal decoration for a True Blood season finale party, but you can also hang him up in your office, keep him close on your bedroom wall, or liven up your local bus stop. You’re very welcome. Don’t get paper cuts on your tongue.



Right-click this link and "save link as" to download the PDF.