Finding hair in your food is disgusting—unless it’s an absurdly stylish hairdo made entirely of Nutella.

In a recent Photoshop Battle, Reddit user UserCookie posted this image of a suave breadstick cracker with luscious hazelnut locks:

If you’re not familiar with Photoshop Battles, here’s how they work: A random photo is presented. Anybody in the community can participate. All you need to do is edit the image as you please and submit your work in the comments section.

The first thing redditors noticed about the Nutella stick was that it doesn’t just have hair—it has perfect hair. So user _korbendallas_ thought it deserved its own shampoo ad:

User kameatrix thought the stick needed even more hair, so they added a groovy mustache to turn it into a man from the ’70s:

User bukasaurus saw the ’70s ‘stache and knew exactly where the stick belonged: on the highest-rated news team in San Diego.

Meanwhile, user EclipseNine envisioned the Nutella stick as a different type of TV star:

Lately, redditors have been deriving a lot of joy from Photoshopping Donald Trump’s face, so once EclipseNine transformed the stick into a politician, it was only a matter of time before this happened:

Followed inevitably by this photo of Nutella Trump getting feisty behind the podium:

(Some say he overreacted. Others say he was just sticking up for himself.)

By nightfall, however, the laughter gave way to fear, as user blue_awning posted this well-blended picture of a Ringwraith from Lord of the Rings, now with Nutella hair and cape:

After hearing the hazelnut hooves approach, user _korbendallas_ convened an emergency meeting to discuss what to do:

But the wraith wasn’t the only threat, as user cam_add proved with this still of Javier Bardem approaching town with his terrifying bob:

Eventually, the Nutella hair stopped appearing atop the heads of villains and came home to roost on its breadstick base—where it starred as a happy character on user Slaxophone’s comic strip Peanutella:

Soon, the childhood nostalgia spread, inspiring one redditor—user shitflavoredlollipop—to post a battle-ending picture that won the hearts and minds of everyone who saw it:

And shitflavoredlollipop deserves extra points for tying everything back to the name of the original user who posted the Nutella stick photo: UserCookie. (Full circle! And cookies are circles! It all makes sense now…)

Check out the original thread to see all of redditors’ Photoshop masterpieces—with more nutty pictures than you can shake a stick at.