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Here are the two people Joe Biden doesn’t want you to see.

A bloated Hunter Biden — who along with his pregnant newlywed wife was left off dad Joe’s family Christmas card this year — strutted around LA with his spouse Thursday, according to exclusive photos and video obtained by The Post.

The former veep’s 49-year-old son — who looked as pregnant as his spouse during the jaunt — just had another kid with a former stripper. Hunter tried to deny paternity of his 16-month-old baby with ex-exotic dancer Lunden Alexis Roberts — until a DNA test nailed him.

During this week’s out-and-about with wife Melissa Cohen Biden, the pudgy Hunter had trouble keeping his gut in his blue jeans — which he teamed with a white shirt, open dark blue jacket and shades — as he and his 32-year-old wife strolled through the post-Christmas crowds at The Grove, a popular retail and entertainment complex.

Melissa was dressed in tight print pants, a sky-blue top that barely concealed her baby bump, matching boots and an olive jacket with fur-lined hood.

The pair ended up in line at the mall’s 14-screen movie theater — where “Cats,” “Star Wars” and “Little Women” were among the holiday offerings — wrapping their arms around one another’s waists.

The couple caught a flick, and as they left the mall, they ignored questions about whether Hunter would be spending the New Year holiday with his father and if he was happy with the impeachment of President Trump.

A stone-faced Hunter climbed into the driver’s seat of a silver, late-model, four-door Porsche Panamera — which costs at least $92,000 new — leaving Melissa to open the passenger door herself.

Hunter and his wife live in the same Hollywood Hills ZIP code as stars such as Halle Berry and Ben Affleck. The couple’s current digs are worth $2.5 million, The Post recently reported.

Hunter is expecting his fifth child with Melissa, whom he married in May.

He previously caused a scandal by dating his dead brother’s widow — and getting Roberts pregnant in the meantime. He has three other children with his first wife.

Hunter also is famously currently embroiled in controversy over his high-paying gig with Burisma Holdings, a Ukraine energy giant that put him on its board of directors at $50,000 a month while his father was vice president, despite his lack of experience in the field.

President Trump and his lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, have accused both Bidens of corruption, asserting that the elder Biden pressured Ukraine to fire a prosecutor because he was investigating Burisma.

Joe Biden and others argue the opposite, that the then-veep threatened to withhold US aid to Ukraine unless the country fired the prosecutor because he was turning a blind eye to corruption.

There is no known evidence that either Biden did anything wrong.