Fetuses in wombs across the nation were happy to hear that Republicans had their backs when it came to masturbation.

In new video by Andy Cobb, fetuses discuss the recent comments by Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX) regarding the unborn pleasuring themselves with “their hand between their legs”

One of the fetuses noted that Republicans were typically “bummed out” by activities like masturbation.

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But his brother assured him that they had the full support of Republicans. He explained that Republicans were weirdly focused on them, and they could do no wrong because they were still God’s perfect creatures.

After leaving the womb, however, the fetuses realized their self-pleasuring would no longer be supported by the Republican Party. Since they’d soon be working at Walmart with a low minimum wage and no health care, they decided to enjoy the situation while they could.

Watch video, uploaded to YouTube, below: