Imagine Porsche is a dentistry. You and your poorly tooth would arrive in an anti-bacterial surgery, beautiful German men/women/other (delete as appropriate) would have your notes prepared then gently usher you into a serene sleep. Shortly after, you’d wake up in no discernable pain. Richard Hammond would be there. It’d be… pleasant.

Now let’s apply the same metaphor to German Porsche tuners, RUF. You’d follow a sign written in blood into a black warehouse. There would be screaming, cackled laughter and loud death metal. Your last memory would be lunatic coming out you with a hammer, then, several days later you’d wake up with perfect teeth. Only they’d be bright green. And you’d have no pants on.

In short, RUF makes Porsches mental.

And, to celebrate its 35th birthday, the German tuner’s been showing off its latest wares at the 2012 Geneva motor show. And they’re rather good…

Now click on and see for yourself…