We all know that there is a gay agenda that is trying to corrupt our children. But it was going on long before movies like Frozen and other Disney films sent these terrible messages to our kids. I have no tin-foil hat on, this is real. Please follow along because Star Wars is the worst offender ever. Not only do they send disgusting messages of homosexuality among other sins, it’s a film series that doesn’t stop and continues to target kids more than 35 years since it’s original release. Let’s count the ways.

All of the light saber fights. Could anything be more phallic? Clearly George Lucas’s intent with this was to have little boys want to swing their willies at each other as a way of having their own light saber battles. It’s like a gateway drug to homosexuality. If these great warriors really wanted to kill the enemy they would have used their guns. The light sabers were to send a message. Luke Skywalker is different than everyone else, but that’s ok. We need to stop sending message to kids that you it’s ok to not be the same. Because any time you aren’t the same or special it some way, it’s Hollywood’s way of saying it’s alright to be gay. Luke knows he is different, but ultimately accepts who he is. Gross. The movie promotes bestiality. If there is anything worse than being gay, it’s being gay with an animal. The relationship between Han Solo and Chewbacca is way too un-natural and smells of the devils’ work. Do you know anyone who is that close to an animal that isn’t screwing them? Neither do I. And while we are talking about that Wookie, am I the only who noticed in the Empire Strikes Back that Lando seemed very jealous of the relationship that he had with Han Solo. There was definitely sexual tension. C3PO is way too effeminate. And when Lucas saw how taken kids were to him, he doubled down on the gay message and introduced Jar Jar Binks and made him so gay and so out of place that his plan back fired as true fans of Star Wars saw through this and became angry that “he” was a character at all. Score one for the good guys. Jabba the Hutt? Rumor has it that he's a transvesite. In more subtle ways, the movie provides homosexuals with lines that they can use on other homosexuals to seduce them:

“Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought”

“Get in there you big, furry oaf.”

“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

And the worst offender, “You’re all clear kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home!”

It’s the most immoral film perhaps in the history of man kind and we haven’t even touched on the flirting with incest between Luke and Leah or Yoda talking about how his size matters not. It’s all aimed at our precious youth and really paved the way for other gay agenda movies like

Aladdin – The Genie is a total cross dresser.

Toy Story – Hanging out with your pal and his Woody is now deemed ok by young boys everywhere.

Brave – Merida is clearly a lesbian in that she’s not seeking out boys, but instead wants to accomplish things on her own.

The Lion King – One of the characters is played by Nathan Lane . . .

Ratatouille – Remy’s Dad doesn’t approve of his lifestyle choices.

The list goes on and on. So remember, pretty much any movie that comes out these days, like Star Wars before it, is created to make your kid gay and promote the gay agenda that as Michelle Bachman pointed out is bullying all of us straight people. If you take your child to these films and they turn out gay, don’t say that I didn’t warn you.

The good news is that if your child does turn gay, I found this movie that will introduce you to a gay converter that can hopefully save them.