ep67- Hatin' on the Amish

11/18/14, 137:11

ending song: 始動 鎧武 from KR Gaim OST (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6KCTNx5dMU)

0:20 - Firebomb it. No one will ever know what the original podcast opening was.

1:45 - Fuck the Amish.

2:20 - TITLE DROP

4:11 - Falcomaster3000, the Spirit of Melee

5:08 - Woolie on Horsehead

5:47 - The Week Rundown... or it was supposed to be. WINTER DISCUSSION GO GO GO

7:27 - Worship of the fir trees

7:50 - Jingle All the Way and Bad Santa

9:25 - Matt's Week

9:25 - Star Trek: TNG (the episode he's referring to is 2x02, Where Silence Has Lease)

11:13 - the episode Pat refers to is Voyager 4x07, Scientific Method

11:46 - Horns

13:38 - Assassin's Creed: Rogue

14:08 - Liam O'Brien is actually in this game.

15:10 - Assassin's Creed: Unity discussion, formula exhaustion, China

21:45 - Hair in games is tough, guys.

22:19 - AC: Unity isn't really THAT bad... unless you're on PC.

25:41 - Pat's browsing Gaf on the podcast and sees Far Cry 4's NVidia setting

25:04 - Save it for Ubi Pls though.

26:22 - Woolie's Week

26:22 - The Comeback

26:31 - Mike Tyson Mysteries

26:50 - Broomshakalaka!

28:26 - Matt's checking his Netflix during the podcast and sees characters recommending him shows

29:27 - Kamen Rider Gaim

32:18 - Pat's Week

32:18 - Shadowrun Returns and Shadowrun Returns: Dragonfall

34:34 - Dragon Age 3 on Origin

35:01 - It's so great that Origin is shittily programmed!

37:09 - Dragon Age 3 is Dark Souls now

38:56 - slowbeef and Woolie's Alien Soldier run

40:03 - Liam's Week

40:03 - Gaim and Unity

40:18 - Tales of Hearts R, the Japanese AssCreed

41:42 - Sonic: Lost World is still terrible

41:56 - Liam leaves a kitty to starve, mocks it through the window

43:48 - If Pat dies, no one will find his corpse

44:38 - two more MYSTERY GAMES

44:45 - Cool Kickstarter Shit

45:07 - Cannon Busters

47:47 - Battle Chasers

48:20 - Override

51:17 - Ubi Pls

51:26 - The Hourly Unity Bugfix Blog

51:33 - let's talk about WOW for a bit though

52:15 - Microtransactions. Why we gotta have 'em?

52:22 - No, review embargoes. THEY'RE bullshit.

53:41 - Seriously though. Microtransactions.

54:33 - But is anyone really enough of a scrub to pay not to play a game?

55:41 - Totally not obvious edit point into Panache-

55:49 - Patrice Désilets is probably pretty salt that you're bringing this up under Ubi news

56:27 - No but he's suing Ubi to get his mysterious prototype '1666' back

58:53 - Far Cry 4 is pretty good

59:06 - That hidden ending though

63:12 - Let's not talk about Sonic Boom right now.

63:29 - SHUT UP ABOUT SONIC BOOM THOUGH

63:38 - There will not be a Blood Dragon 2. BOOO

64:16 - Quebec shoehorning itself into games all the time

66:49 - Japan does it too all the time, looking at you Revengeance

67:31 - The DekaVita 7, or Vita TV Portable

67:55 - Matt leaves the party.

69:07 - Nonstandard portables and the UMD

69:55 - What the fuck is a UMD

71:17 - The failure of the HD-DVD

72:03 - Laserdisc is actually really good though

73:38 - Project Totem is now Kalimba, now officially announced

74:46 - Just Cause 3 now officially announced

75:00 - Woolie and Liam were aware of this in advance. Microtransactions and F2P rumors were false!

76:20 - Is Avalanche still working on Mad Max?

77:11 - WHEN'S ACTION MAN?

77:27 - MAYBE SOONER THAN YOU THINK

77:54 - Intermission ~ A Word From Our Sponsors

77:54 - Lootcrate

80:57 - Letter Time!

83:13 - Thanks for the fanart, Bob.

83:50 - Serious question: What the fuck does the Okami game over screen look like?

A- No one knows, because it's the only flat-out easy Platinum game. Still great though.

86:22 - Do strategy guides written for video games have any practical use?

P- Good to absorb literally all the information ever, but mostly useless in the patch era

M- As long as it's basically an artbook, then it's worth something

W- If it's worth buying it's too amazing to use; see Bayo

L- Bought W101 and Revengeance to support; found hard numbers useful

A- sure, why not

92:17 - Pat tries to buy Liam's Demon's Souls strategy guide; house centipedes ensue

95:10 - Ever thought about non-shirt merch?

W- There's stickers.

L - We've been asking for hug pillows and Pat buttpads.

M - We've talked to Sharkrobot but the logistics take some doing before it's approved.

P - There's plenty of time for expansion before we die.

97:18 - Pat wants to waste Woolie's time sending shitty fake emails.

97:57 - Snowstorm activities?

L - Sledding! Also play Mario games.

P - Relax and play games that match the mood.

W- Rely on technology.

M - Ignore it. Yeah. Great.

101:55 - Ice Storm '98

107:03 - Have you nearly ever quit a game only to stick it out and really love it?

L - Natural Doctrine, only I did quit. Seriously though, Nier.

P - If I hate it I'm gonna hate it. Demon's Souls is the only exception!

M - Dante's Inferno gets cool at the end, but only after a bunch of bullshit.

111:05 - Satan's got a huge dick!

W - Namco X Capcom, except it sucked and I hate it and never finished it fuck this game

114:44 - I need a drug stronger than crack. Should I get into Persona?

P - You're joking but THAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU AND IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE

W - Monster Hunter is also a drug game.

L - If you're gonna get into Persona, now's the time.

117:13 - Is Mind Zero worse than P3:The Answer?

P: Not under any circumstances

117:57 - They were gonna take a question from Trai but got confused and started talking about HHH

118:51 - How do I convince my ancient parents that games aren't garbage?

P- NOOOOOO

M- No.

W- You're kinda fucked.

L- Get them to play Heavy Rain...?

122:10 - Game of Thrones screenshots look good.

123:11 - Yeah, but good luck with those voice actors.

124:35 - You can do good voice acting robots though...

125:09 - The Watch

125:11 - Pat: Dragonfall, Dragon Age, GTA V

125:39 - Matt: WWE 2k15, to laugh at

125:47 - Liam: Project Diva F 2nd, for Matt to laugh at

126:42 - BLAAAACK ROOOCK SHOOOOTER LA LA LA LA LA LA

126:59 - Woolie: Trying to use Windows 8

128:25 - Why is it Windows 10. Why are numbers so hard for every industry.

129:50 - JoJo All Star Battle 2 listed on PlayAsia?!

130:34 - ADD LIMP BIZKIT GUY

130:41 - Coming Up! More Evil Within, Korra, Dark Souls; starting The Fall (W/L)

130:46 - Dark Souls is gonna suck less soon, we promise this time

132:18 - The Fall's got audio problems because of a recording glitch.

133:47 - Some sort of time-related theft, who knows really

134:07 - Fisticuffs is a veil whose mysteries remain unexplored