Q: what happens when a Japanese VR porn festival opens for the first time? A: EVERYONE GOES – because nothing says ‘healthy interest in sex’ than thousands of young men descending on a Tokyo conference center, for high-tech simulated moe-love.

Adult VR Fest, the first Japanese VR porn festival, opened its doors in Akihabara – only to close them immediately after it realised there were 600 people outside, eager to get a a piece of the action. Eventually the Police were called to break up the crowd, as there is nothing more dangerous that an impatient herd of horny Otaku.

Clearly underestimating the public’s need to film their friends enjoying automated masturbatory robo-machines – the show did eventually allow some people inside to experience the wares within. And WHAT WARES!

The kind of wares you want to upload to Facebook immediately to share with your friends – breaking up the monotony of their holiday/children/food-obsessed timelines;

“Oh, you took the kids and your husband to Italy for the weekend? How lovely! I hear the food is magnificent… This is my friend Kevin having his genitals manipulated by a terrifying plastic hand!”

“Great to hear Unlce Paul is recovering from his operation, Mum! By the way, this is me and dad unpacking a woman out of a box. We’re flying back on Sunday. Looking forward to your yummy roast potatoes!” ^_^

You can watch the incredible Japanese VR porn festival scenes unfold in the full video below;