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Our fearless leader Bob recently did a post highlighting a few of the perils short people face on any given day, and I must say-they seem highly irritating. But what about your taller counterparts? There are just as many inconveniences tall people have to deal with from day-to-day. Ever been to a haunted house and stood over 6’2? You might as well be a fuckin’ lighthouse with a strobe light wearing a sign that says “Scare Me First, Pussy.”

Now, I’m not exactly 7-foot-19, but I’ve incurred my fair share of bruises from small airline seats and retrieved plenty of items from the top shelf. So here’s to all of our taller peers who’ve grown accustomed to describing the “weather up there.” Cheers!