I’ve decided that in addition to a decent diet and trying to cook more at home, I’m going to start exercising more often. My friend Dario is in really good shape and offered to let me come with him a few of his friends to work out with them. It’s not going to be easy, but it’s time to change. I’ve been fat most of my life and I’m tired of it. Taco Bell was the first step, exercise is going to be the second.

Or I’ll just sit on my ass and eat Cheetos. That works too.