1. My body is so, so far from ready for this.

2. Oh god, the intro song, but it’s the FINALE intro song.

3. Sing me a sooong of a lass that is GOOOONE.

4. Goddammit, we’re really back in modern times.

5. I’ve been secretly hoping all season that we’d all just collectively forget Claire gets pushed back into modern times, and she stays with Jamie in Scotland.

6. They survive the Battle of Culloden, return to Lallybroch, and take up sheep farming.

7. The next season is all just graphic, tartan-themed sex scenes.