Lyrics

This one's for the real cool, those Mormon kids in high school

This one's for those freshman, those sophomores, those upperclassman

Snorin', droolin', it ain't looking too pretty

If you're showin' up, better show on time

'Cause class starts at 5-fiddy (5:50)

I'm too tired. (Wake up!)

We're gonna feel the Spirit, yeah

I'm too tired. (Wake up!)

If you talk too much, you won't hear it, yeah

I'm too tired. (Wake up!)

We testify that the Church is true

I'm too tired. (Wake up!)

Yeah, we do it all for you

Mom sent you, Hallelujah

Dad sent you, Hallelujah

Your bishop sent you, Hallelujah

Cause Seminary Funk gonna give it to ya

Seminary Funk gonna give it to ya

It's early morning and we're at the church, don't believe me, just watch

Don't believe me, just watch

Stop! Wait a minute

It's devotional, put some feeling in it!

We're talking 'bout Church history

The pioneers in D&C (Doctrine & Covenants)

They went from Kirtland, to Missouri, Nauvoo, then Salt Lake City

Those early Saints, they were cold and hungry

They didn't have a "fresh jar o' Skippy"

I'm too tired. (Wake up!)

We got candy, muffins and donuts, yeah

I'm too tired. (Wake up!)

We got cheesy jokes, that's a bonus, yeah

I'm too tired. (Wake up!)

We got games for scripture mastery

I'm too tired. (Wake up!)

Yeah, we do it all for free

Girls, tell me Hallelujah

Guys, tell me Hallelujah

Teachers, tell me Hallelujah

Cause Seminary Funk gonna give it to ya

Seminary Funk gonna give it to ya

It's early morning and we're at the church, don't believe me just watch

Don't believe me, just watch

Oh, what do you do in the summertime

When you get to sleep in and you're feeling sublime

It might sound great, but it won't be the same

I got a blank space, baby, and I'll write your name

Seminary wake you up, seminary wake you up

Chase! Jump on it

If you know your scriptures, then flaunt it

If you're righteous, then own it

If you're livin' the life, then show it

Chase! Jump on it

If you know your scriptures, then flaunt it

It's early morning and we're at the church, don't believe me just watch

Don't believe me, just watch

Seminary wake you up, seminary wake you up

Shout out to the Peoria Arizona North Stake

Liberty High School and Basis, we never go out of style

Take me to church, comin' at ya like a dark horse

Give it up one more time for your teachers in seminary!