Active Ingredients: Wood & eureka moments. (Caution: may contain trace amounts of string)

Directions: Solve the puzzle or complete the game; apply pieces to holed or linked area. Assemble, untangle, slide, or place pieces as desired.

Best results if used with: Patience, creativity, and pertinacity in equal measure.

May cause tranquility, improved memory, clarity of thought, increased manual dexterity, hair regrowth, x-ray vision, extradimensional portals, or sense of accomplishment upon puzzle completion.

High fives and celebratory cocktails not included. Request refills as needed.