"And the way that I could do that was to make a deal with myself that I would never record this show. This show will never be the same — obviously I have some jokes I'm going to tell and some stories I'm going to tell — but I won't let Netflix film it or anyone else. It's really unplugged. So the deal I make with the audience is I will do a special one-off show for you, but it's only for tonight and it's only for now. It's not for any agenda for my Instagram account or my deal with whatever streaming company is handing out tons of cash right now. I don't even monitor my Twitter, the tour manager does it — I don't even know my password.