'Luuuuucy! You got some 'splaining to do!!'

The dumbest film ever made about brain power. The irony is overwhelming. It must be excruciating for Johansson to have appeared in both one of the best and one of the worst science fiction films of the last couple of years.

Lucy is pedantic, preachy and the epitome of wankism induced twaddle. Seriously, the kitchen sink speculations Besson has Johansson and Mr. human voiceover Freeman spew forth are clearly not written by someone using even 5% of their brain capacity. It is for that reason I refuse to believe this is some sort of camp, self aware silliness. No, it's the product of someone who thought of an interesting premise and did not…