Comedian Ian Boldsworth got a surprise when he bought a secondhand copy of Pink Floyd‘s Meddle on vinyl.

Yep, “You 2 timing bastard” is scratched all over side-one, making it completely unplayable.

“I was laughing too much when I got this home from the record shop to be angry. Worth every penny”, Ian tells Twitter.

You can imagine the scenario: cheating man kicked out by his partner, asks for his records back and his ex-partner is, “right, I’ll give you your records back!”

SCRATCH! YOU! SCRATCH! 2! SCRATCH! TIMING! SCRATCH! BASTARD! I’LL TEACH YOU TO MEDDLE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. (sorry)

Still, if side-two is ok, it does mean he’ll still be able to play the superb 23 minute long track Echoes, which is the best bit.

So, why not kick back and watch the version from the seminal Live At Pompei recording?

Pink Floyd! HELL YEAH!