dirtycoolcatconfessions:

DADDY DEREK HAS A CRIMINAL RECORD

Okay, so apparently the people in the Super Media Bros. Podcast have made an astonishing discovery about Derek Savage.

First among the lot is the fact that Derek’s real name is Darryl Ray Evans, as evidenced by these pictures:

This is corroborated by Derek’s old About Me page on his website, which states that he was born Mother’s Day, May 13th 1962, and by the fact that the physical copies of the Cool Cat Stops Bullying book (of which I have 3) have their publisher listed as “Blue Thunder Books”

Next, things get a bit wild. It turns out there are records of a court case in which one Darryl Ray Evans was the defendant. It turns out he was convicted for the possession of an unregistered machine gun.

This, though it may seem bizarre and fake by itself, actually has grounds to stand on if you consider that in his film Gun Self Defense for Women, Derek Savage himself states that he used to “work in the machine gun industry.”

Tl;dr: Derek Savage (real name Darryl Ray Evans), creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids, has a criminal record, having been charged with the possession of an unregistered machine gun.