Ok..ok. I can do this.

Just go in and say [Serious tone]Hello my name is [your goes name here]. For the rest of the year I will be your math tutor.

[and back to nervous]

Ok ok, just take a deep breath

*actually take a deep breath*

*Door opening*

[Serious tone] Hello my name is [you can go shouty or keep the serious tone] what the hell are you doing here?

Your parents would kill me if they knew I was your tutor. Honestly I think they'd just kill me on sight at this point.

What do you mean no? Yes they would, I tried calling you like a hundred, no more like twenty times, the point still stands. Your parents would pick up and slam it back on the horn and they took your cellphone.

No of course I didn't mean literally although no that I think of it your mom might... Maybe they are right and I shouldn't be dating you. [Extremely dismissive] Nah.

No! Don't you see? I still want you. You are so goddamn cute and I've known you for so long. Did you think I was just in it for the one time? Because I am sincerely not.

[Confused but not angry]

Your mom said what? She DIDN'T tell your dad? Well why the hell not?

So if she is fine with you dating, then why did she scream, shout and kick my almost naked ass out?

Yeah that doesn't help. I don't know the reason she hired me to be your babysitter. So please enlighten me.

That's really not a question I should be answering. Yeah I guess she is good looking. I mean you got your beauty somewhere.

Your dad? *Pause or laugh awkwardly* Yeah I don't think so.

So on to tutoring I mean the school is paying me so I do need to do some work. What math package did you pick?

[Holding back laughter]

You know what I meant, get your mind out of the gutter young lady. We have much math to study... So what was your math grade on average this year and what were or are the problem areas?

You've had straight A's? Then why'd you sign up for tutoring?

Oh, Duh! *smack for head or just gently rest palm against you head and sigh* *chuckle* This is a good way to meet outside of school without your parents wondering where...

What do you mean your mom is coming soon?

*scramble to get up*

No no no no. Stop pulling my shirt I am not facing the wrath of your mom with you in here. Fine if I can't leave... Maybe you should. Maybe your mom and I could talk it out?

What did you say?

Yes, she does want me dead.

That's not what you said? *nervous chuckle* Then.. Then what did you say?

She wants me? I just said that. She wants me dead!

[Confused]

"Wants me" wants me? What does that mean... Oh god! Are you saying she was.... She was...[imagine yourself pointing to the door] because she was jealous?

[Mother comes in]

Oh Hey Mrs. B Im sure the tutor will be here soon. Bye! *bump into her*

Yeah I figured you were going to say that.

*sit down or add the sound of sitting down*

So now wha[Extend the what in suprise as you are hushed by her mother]*Zipper opens*

Well since you asked I do feel a bit vunerable.

You want us to... And you want to watch, but I.... and she...

*Kiss* I'm guessing that means you don't mind? That she watches I mean.

Well if you really don't mind *She takes off your pants* Calm down! No need to be so eager.

*extended kiss as you "slide in"*

[Sexy time, Here's some suggested lines add more if you'd like or remove a few]

*kiss* This is not what I had in mind when I was asked to tutor.

Oh god, you are so good at this.

*Kiss* And you ma'am are sure you don't mind?

I'll subtract this shirt so it doesn't get in the way.

Did you just pinch my butt? no? [teasing & accusing] ma'am?

Yeah she is definitely touching herself.

No wonder you are a straight A student. You are extremely good at multiplying.

Oh good god the giggles they feel soooooo good.

How long have you wanted this? *pause* Yes sweetheart *kiss* I know about you. I was asking your mother.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? [You can chuckle or keep silent if you don't want to acknowledge the joke]

I guess we should add a bed next time.

[orgasm after some extra intensity]

*heavy breathing*

Oh god your giggles are the best. Did you enjoy it aswell ma'am?

Good I didn't want to make you angry again.

[The mother pinches your ass(again)]

*door opens*

Oh hey Miss Richards. Did I mention she's making great leaps. She's become a straight A student.