On my interests, I listed The Walking Dead and the Denver Broncos as interests, and in my "if I could learn one skill" section, I said "Not suck at guitar," because I do. I really do. And I want to not.

So my excellent Secret Santa sent me the following:

A Walking Dead T-Shirt that says, "Warning: We Are All Infected." I am already wearing it today, in part to keep my wife from "borrowing" it, as she has already threatened (offered, I mean) to do; A Denver Broncos wallet, into which I have already transferred all my things. It's already better than my boring old black leather wallet, and it makes me cooler as a human just by having it; Guitar For Dummies! The hardest part for me is the fundamentals, getting my fingers to go where my brain wants them to go. This is a great thing, having a bunch of exercises and a very well-organized chapter on chords, which is something that Rocksmith doesn't have, and Dangerousguitar.com does, but in a much more confusing format. This, sir, is getting some use. Today.

This is my first Reddit Secret Santa, and it was satisfying all around. I got to please another human with gifts, and received very generous gifts from another human. Thank you so very much.