Cheese Burger Crown Crust Pizza, Pizza Hut, Middle East

Did you think stuffed-crust pizza was the pinnacle of mankind's achievement in pie innovation? You poor, naive fool. Clearly, you've never been invited to the "Crown Crust Carnival" that rages at Pizza Huts in the Middle East, where you can dine like royalty on a Cheese Burger Crown Crust Pizza: a pizza topped with beef, tomatoes, lettuce (keeping it healthy), and Pizza Hut's special sauce, with a ring of grilled mini cheeseburgers on top of the crust. Worried that consuming that much red meat isn't good for you? Take charge of your health and feel better about yourself by opting for the Chicken Fillet Crown Crust Pizza, which has chicken fingers in place of the cheeseburgers.