Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to something that will probably be showing up around here from time to time this season…the Mets LOLMeter. You see, LOLMets just doesn’t cut it anymore. We laugh at them so hard and so often that we need to start ranking how funny each pathetic thing they do or say is. You’ll notice that this meter has the ability to be cranked to 11, but barring another Luis Castillo dropped pop up to lose a game we may never see the likes of a 11 on the LOLMeter. Coincidentally the first installment of the Mets LOLMeter ranks pretty high at a 9. Take a jump to see what these not-so-loveable losers are up to now.

So the Mets are bad. Like, really bad. Usually they give their fan base some slender of hope early on, but not this year. Just 16 games into the season they already had a 3 and a 7 game losing streak (LOL). So yea, that bad. Anyway, I guess they did OK in spring training because they decided to help to try to break up their total ineptitude by wearing spring training gear under their actual uniforms. Honestly, it’s almost getting to the point where I feel bad (no it’s not).

Secondly, RA Dickey had this to say about his team: