Even the most religious person I know has had a few drinks on at least one occasion. People like the well-known Islamic fundamentalist Anjem Choudary was at one point a celebrated “bro” who was known to guzzle cheap beer with the rest of the rabble. Similarly, even Omar, the second caliph of Islam and close companion of the prophet was known to be a bit of a drinker prior to becoming a Muslim.

This all begs the question: what might Muhammad have been like after a soothing scotch and soda? Perhaps a bit sauced, he may have been inclined to an honest analysis of his revelations (or, at least, a bit of healthy self-doubt). The truth is not far off when friends drink together.

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