tuesday, august 17





airship has arrived!



updated.



you have gained a level!



ultimate quest complete!

thehas arrived! the story updated.

live an acceptable life in unacceptable circumstances





thanks for reading!







MONDAY, AUGUST 16





PRISON BURRITO FIXIN'S

PRISON BURRITO RECIPE







QUEST COMPLETE! FEAR FACTOR BAGHDAD



TEMPORARY STATUS EFFECT APPLIED! when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you



anti-war fever meter maxed out!



temporary

maxed out!temporary status effect expires!

circadian arrhythmic

mildly diarrheic

the yellow face, it burns us, precious

dry horking





RAN ABOUT 11 MILES!



+1 puissance , +1 pep







the airship is approaching...



saturday, august 14 - sunday, august 15





played final church accompanist gig



accompany of heroes! quest complete!



+2 proficiency , +1 prestidigitation



anti-war fever meter increased!



received unsolicited blessing during intercessory prayers



blessed. by god! temporary status effect applied:







received item ! package from bill and maureen!



searched package ! oh dear god.



prison burrito fixin's found terrible, terrible quest item



quest item ! prison burrito recipe. found



dry-horking temporary status effect applied!



fear factor baghdad new quest reluctantly, angrily unlocked!



thanks a frickin' lot, bill and maureen





sent most every

sent most every quest item home in us mail!

anti-war fever meter increased!





3-mile really-not-feeling-it run





friday, august 13





cheap yet bulletproof sunglasses



the yellow face, it burns us, precious temporary status effect applied!





changed sleep schedule!



circadian arrhythmic temporary status effect applied!







thursday, august 12









wednesday, august 11





best of s.a.m., the board game option card deck



current option card discarded!



new pending option card selected





rolling on the notional return home table



result: return imminent! must increase anti-war fever meter to 10 in order to summon airship!





loaded several toughbox of holding for transport!

loaded several items gear items intofor transport!

anti-war fever meter increased!



tuesday, august 10





bowel movement update!



mildly diarrheic temporary status effect applied:



-1/2 heart





temporary at the stage known as "professor sam"



terrible army policy expires! no longer necessary to wear armor and helmet at nighttime!

temporary status effect expires!terrible armyexpires! no longer necessary to wear armor and helmet at nighttime!

body armor



helmet



lehuta hat



will power increased





3-mile speed run





monday, august 9





received package from charlie and nate!



searched package.

presidential baseball found gear item!



found magic item!



the best of s.a.m. option card deck



the best of s.a.m. achievement card deck



the lord of the bling character card deck







unlocked! deck of many blings

achievement unlocked!

new status inicator unlocked!



current option card



pending option card



pimpitude +2





ran 7 miles.







saturday, august 7 - sunday, august 8





ender's game by orson scott card

american gods by neil gaiman

the city and the city by china mieville



the next genre-ation

quest complete!

conjure wanky essay new spell unlocked!





used

used item ! remainder of airplane-sized bottles

at the stage known as "professor sam" temporary status effect applied!



old fogey temporary status effect expires!





cast conjure wanky essay

cast spell

checks succeed!



essay ! can i haz heidegger??? conjured



+2 prickishness , +1 perspicacity





3-mile speed run.







friday, august 6





endured particularly galling, disappointing army bullshit .







thursday, august 5





special levellingup product endorsement!



ice breakers gum, despite being a grown-up sugar-free-type gum, is excellent for bubble blowing.



tuesday, august 3 - wedensday, august 4







received letter from katie jane!

received quest item from katie jane!

will power increased





received paycheck !





attempted to get rid of care package from verbowsky

attempted to get rid of item from verbowsky

target: cute-ish la crosse native with nostalgia-inspiring sconnie accent



pulchritude check succeeds!



item successfully foisted off!



anti-war fever meter increased





3-mile speed run



not to sound like a broken buster poindexter record, but it remains hot, hot, hot out there.





monday, august 2





ran 8 miles!



katzenjammered temporary status effect expires!





locked keys in room again.



knock cast spell



prestidigitation check succeeds!



+1 prestidigitation









sunday, august 1









man, july was a stupid month.



hymnal updated!man, july was a stupid month.