Recap: Last time, on the Horsley Prettacy, you met Auxana and had the unfortunate task of watching her land a stylist job and stink up the town.

If you enjoyed how smelly she was in the first chapter, then boy-oh-boy, you’ll love her in this one. Here, you can see she doesn’t clean up after herself, nor does she unclog the toilet. Auxana is a diva, remember, and divas do not clean their own toilets.

Bored on her day off, Auxana visits what she calls ‘that horse park’.

She notices this hottie who is quite distraught over the lack of dragons in Game of Thrones.

“Hello, goodsir! I seemed to have noticed your unbearable stench, which is an awful lot like my own! My name is Auxana, and if I was your wife, we could smell to high heaven together!”

“My name is Barrington Diamond. If we serve crab cakes at the wedding, then hell yeah!”

“Oh… I actually hate crab cakes.”

“Ah… that’s too bad. Actually, I just remembered I’m married anyway, so it wouldn’t have worked out very well between us.”

That sly dog! ‘Tis a shame all the good ones are married.

Auxana calls Alouette and meets her at the Summer Festival. Alouette is quite perturbed that Auxana seems to have caught Barrington’s odor.

Oh-ho, silly Alouette, challenging Auxana to a hot dog eating contest.

Here, Alouette is vomiting. I knew she wouldn’t win, Auxana can put away food like no other sim.

Auxana returns to her rancid home lot and begins sculpting with wood.

At the very least, Auxana is determined to complete her Lifetime Wish. When I’m not demanding she increase her sculpting skill, she paints autonomously — even in the rain.

As for work, Auxana thinks she is doing Hetty proud, when in fact, she is running customers right out the door.

Every time she makes a client cry, she stares, dumbfounded, having no clue why anyone would hate her makeovers.

In this particular case, Auxana purposely tries to give this girl a terrible look. This is Juanita Diamond, Barrington’s wife.

I’ll show HER! Finding true love and whatnot… I bet she doesn’t even appreciate Barrington’s beautiful smell…

Geez, Auxana, I know you thought Barrington was cute, but isn’t shaving his wife’s head going a little too far? I mean, you talked to him for like, five seconds about crab cakes.

This is Auxana’s new coworker, Krissy.

She actually really likes her makeover. What, is Appaloosa Plains just full of inner-rebels? If that’s the case, then I guess Auxana is a godsend.

“So, get this, I’m thinking… BEARD! Chin hair for days! You’ll LOVE it!”

“Oh-em-gee, I look just like Santa Claus on vacation! I DO love it!”

“Hey, Krissy, check out this video I took. It’s a raccoon coming into my home, smelling my garbage, and then running away. I’ve found a natural remedy for taking care of rodents!”

“Ahh-haa, Auxana, you’re a funny girl!”

“Now, is not showering a part of your hilarious personality? Because I think we all got the joke awhile ago, so you can go ahead and stop that one.”

“Haha, this video is so hilarious I’m gonna watch it again.”

“I don’t know about you, Hetty, but I could really go for some partially-eaten chicken right about now.”



“I haven’t fired you yet???”

Every now and then, Auxana gets tired of her own smell and finds different ways to take care of it. For example, she is breaking into a house right now to use this person’s shower.

I don’t think she knows the meaning of the word ‘inconspicuous’.

Her furniture-making is improving, which is good, because I don’t foresee a promotion anytime soon, which means Auxana might be broke forever.

One day, this hottie walks in the door and smiles at Auxana, having no idea what he is about to get himself into.

“Hey, sexy. Whaddaya think about you… and me… doing this? Yeah, that’s right, I’m game for anything.”

Are… are you trying to be seductive?? Oh my goodness… you’re never going to get a husband. This prettacy is a lost cause.

“So, what’s your name, anyway?”

“I’m Kenji.”

Auxana looks him up and down, then ‘accidentally’ grazes her hand against his posterior. He whips around, giving her a confused look. She winks at him.

“Well, this isn’t a terrible makeover I guess… why’d you dye my hair purple?”

“Because, you know what’s purple and jumps from tree to tree?”

“Um… no?”

“A squirrel.”

Kenji cocks his head to the side. “Why is the squirrel purple?”

“Because it choked on a nut!” Auxana winks again and starts cackling.

Auxana asks Kenji out to the Fall Festival and he actually agrees to go. Why, Kenji, do you think you’re going to have fun?? This chick just dyed your hair purple after inappropriately groping you. Plus, she doesn’t own a car, which means you have to use your own to get there.

*sigh* Oh, Kenji…