My secret santa went way above the call of duty. Included in my package was:

A card wishing me a Merry Christmas.

Two pairs of my favorite drum sticks.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.

A stress ball.

A big bag o' candy.

Two CDs full of indie rock.

An electronic drum set shirt that makes noise when you touch it.

A badass University of Michigan hoodie.

/u/BigZ7337, you're awesome. Thank you!