So what was your favorite nickname while taking in Players’ Weekend? Some standouts included Paul Fry (“Papa Frita”), Shane Bieber (“Not Justin”), Chad Bettis (“Lettuce”), Walker Buehler (“Ferris”), Jerry Blevins (“Jerry Jerry Jerry”) and Hunter Pence (“Underpants”). Some you may not have seen: Yu Darvish (“Money Well Spent”), Bartolo Colon (“Superize Me”), Dominic Smith (“Stitch Killer”), Jay Bruce (“Bobblehead? Really?”), Rudy Giuliani (“Truth Is Not Truth”), President Trump (“Not a Crime”) and Andrew Cuomo (“Never That Great”).

Milwaukee plays host to the Pirates this weekend. Chase Anderson pitched a two-hitter last week against the Reds, but both homers. Chris Archer goes for Pittsburgh — left his last start after four innings after his leg started chirping. 20 units on the Brewers.

The beat goes on. Marlins topped the Braves 3-1. Anibal Sanchez pitched well, one run over 5 ²/₃ innings, but Chad Sobotka gave up a two-run homer to Brian Anderson and Atlanta failed to respond. Freefall has us at -1,265 knockahomers.