Bath boating time- I haven't had one of these since I was a kid, but I'm kind of pumped to give it a shot with my partner. We're both goofy and cute, so this will make for an excellent beach toy to haul to one of our favorite swimming holes.

I don't think we'd have purchased this otherwise, which is what makes it hilariously bizarre to have. Amazon reviews are mostly from adults who say they take a beating, so we're already making plans for bumper boats and beer hauling. The boat comes with oar hitches, but as you can see from the photos, we know what those are for.

For now, it's the USS Bathtub, and I christen it awesome.