

The stoner holiday 4/20 was relatively chill for most pot smokers except for Alex Jones, whose trial for the custody of his children went off the rails during his testimony on Thursday.

The embroiled radio personality took the witness stand to provide a questionable testimony, which included a moment when Jones explained to the court why he takes it upon himself to smoke weed at least once a year.

According to a BuzzFeed News report:

Jones said he sometimes smokes marijuana — nearly yearly — “to monitor its strength, which is how law enforcement does it.” He then added that he tested it because he believes it is now too strong — a development he blamed on billionaire and political donor George Soros, whom he claimed in court has “brain damaged a lot of people.”



Good to know Jones still has time in the throes of a custody battle to spew more of his ridiculous conspiracy theories, but admitting to smoking weed annually because law enforcement does it (which they don’t) might not be the best way to win your kids back.

Jones also went on record as saying, “I just want to be with the kids, swim in the pool, and eat hamburgers.”

Maybe that selfless act of monitoring weed strength might actually occur a lot more than once a year.