This morning, as I was perusing my Facebook timeline, I happened upon an article that a lovely friend shared. It was entitled “24 Things Women Should Stop Wearing After Age 30”, and it triggered Maximum Eye-Rolling from everyone who took the time out to read it.

Written by Kallie Provencher for RantChic.com, this “article” (I use the term loosely) highlighted things such as “leopard print”, “graphic tees”, and “short dresses” (because “By this age, women should know it’s always better to leave something to the imagination”). Kallie, it seems, has a number of opinions on what women over 30 should and shouldn’t be doing, having also penned “30 Things Women Over 30 Shouldn’t Own” and “20 Pictures Women Over 30 Need To Stop Posting Online”. (What is this magical post-30 land where women are suddenly not allowed to do or own so many things?!)

Motivated by Kallie’s “article”, I decided to churn up one of my own! I bring you now:

24 Things Women Over 30 Should Wear

24. Whatever the fuck they want.

23. Whatever the fuck they want.

22. Whatever the fuck they want.

21. Whatever the fuck they want.

20. Whatever the fuck they want.

19. Whatever the fuck they want.

18. Whatever the fuck they want.

17. Whatever the fuck they want.

16. Whatever the fuck they want.

15. Whatever the fuck they want.

14. Whatever the fuck they want.

13. Whatever the fuck they want.

12. Whatever the fuck they want.

11.Whatever the fuck they want.

10. Whatever the fuck they want.

9. Whatever the fuck they want.

8. Whatever the fuck they want.

7. Whatever the fuck they want.

6. Whatever the fuck they want.

5. Whatever the fuck they want.

4. Whatever the fuck they want.

3. Whatever the fuck they want.

2. Whatever the fuck they want.

1. WHATEVER. THE FUCK. THEY WANT.

Women in today’s world are hit from all sides. Do this. Wear that. Don’t do this. Don’t do that. Speak softly. Smile. Agree, agree, agree. Assimilate. Shut up. Stay down.

The last thing we need is other women telling us what we should and shouldn’t do. Stand up, ladies, and stand together. Don’t be like Kallie Provencher. (Especially don’t be like her.) Wear what you want, do what you want, and support one another! And like all of these fabulous ladies, don’t give a fuck.