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Alex Jones Soundboard

Hi, hello I am the devil hello Anoying hello hello hello Did you hear me? Go ahead, you had a question?

Conversation starters Did you know about sperm donors paying child support What do you think is going on with Kim Jong-un? Have you ever had people make stuff up about you?

Ordering stuff Give me some Negra Modelo I want a brown bag special The devilish marijuana Your wife is hot and I want your daughter over here as well Atlas Shrugged type deal

Replies Ohkayh Yes yes yes

Laughing Keh he he Crazy laugh Ha ha oh my gosh Evil laugh

Insults This is two year old level information to understand I hope I am not too sophisticated for you I thought you were a woman Apologize for being rude What are you? Some kind of homo? Can you believe the racisim of this cracker?

Names of people David Rockefeller I get names wrong somtimes

Crazy Digression The flesh eating bacteria from D.C. How Bill Clinton likes the raping

Gay stuff Paul Watson and I are gay lovers. Being taken care of by your male lover Suddenly a big cattle prod comes down When you rape me I am not going to trust you. Had a german shepherd up between his legs.

Talking up ladies Wanna go see a movie? Hey sexy lady A beautiful woman with gorgeous hips and legs is not the devil.

Bill Clinton Impersonator Mitt Romney was bashing the Italians Did not have sex, Drudge is lying How dear you

Weird Sound Effects Mother put kid in blender Rooster sound Heat-Seeking Missile Taking incredible photos Running around shooting