Toast Appears on Jesus Christ

John Ordover sent this in. He was looking at a picture of Jesus (or rather, an artist's interpretation of what Jesus might have looked like) when he realized a piece of toast had miraculously appeared on it. I think this must be a message from John's toaster! But can we be sure that actually is a piece of toast? It kinda looks like a granola bar to me.

OMG! I hope I didn't just wake up my wife and daughter laughing at this. :lol:

Posted by Tah in Idaho (Yes, Idaho) on Sun Mar 30, 2008 at 10:07 PM

I cant find it... :(

Posted by April on Sun Mar 30, 2008 at 11:00 PM

wait, is it in his beared?

Posted by April on Sun Mar 30, 2008 at 11:48 PM

Wow, it took me a while, but now that I've seen it, I can't NOT see it - Know what I mean?



Freaky.

Posted by Puck on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 12:12 AM

Clearly, Toast is trying to tell us The End Is Near.

Posted by Cranky Media Guy on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 02:10 AM

Where's the image?

Posted by Tonio on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 06:05 AM

Ummmm, so whats with the weird distored image area around the "toast" ?



And it looks like a crouton. Bread is almost never prefectly that square.

Posted by DJ_Canada in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 10:46 AM

Amazing coincidence.



The other day I was looking at a picture of Moses, and an image of some Matzohs appeared just above the horns.

Posted by Big Gary on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 12:22 PM

My bread never looks that perfect. (mainly due to kids being less than careful with the package) I am going to say that this is clearly 'shopped. No way a piece of toast can be that perfectly square, and that perfectly toasted. My toast ALWAYS ends up half toasted and half untoasted.



And, OMG, is the toast SMILING at me??? I may be delusional.

Posted by red_dragon_girl_69 in Earth, I think on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 12:44 PM

I think I see Jesus IN the toast.

Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 02:55 PM

I think I see Jesus IN the toast.

Posted by Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 12:55 PM



But if you look really close, you can see an image of the toast in the image of Jesus in the image of toast in the image of Jesus...

Posted by Christopher on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 03:42 PM

more like John ONDORE I AM RITE GUYS

Posted by ased on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 03:43 PM

Clearly, this image is saying that unless you belive, you're toast. Unless you can butter God up, you'll be in a jam.

Posted by Christopher Cole on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 04:01 PM

Based on the artist's interpretation of The Prophet Jesus, I'd say it's a pretty sure bet that the toast is made from White Bread. Should've looked more like pumpernickel (or "pan por nicol" for you purists).

Posted by Hairy Houdini on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 04:04 PM

no, no, not toast. It's a dog biscuit--as in omidog!

Is it telling us to "stay" or "heel" or...?

Posted by FAN #1 on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 04:43 PM

I think this is a fake photograph, yes? If you look very close, there are the sources of light on "Jesus" from the backs and the front, but the toast has only the light from the upper right, so the shadows do not make the match, okay? And you thought Raoul did not have it right from the get-up-and-go, admit this, damn you. Oh, I am sorry Jesus... Ha ha ha, I am only doing the April joke for the fools, so do not consign my soul to everlasting damnation, okay Jdog? Rrrraoul

Posted by Raoul on Mon Mar 31, 2008 at 11:07 PM

I believe this may be a joke. I have yet to find the toast, and am worried that if i turn the sound up a scary face will scream at me.

Nice try.

Posted by April on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 02:53 AM

WWTD

What would Toast do?

Posted by Antonio on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 11:45 AM

the Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast

Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 06:45 PM

Jesus Crust

Posted by Hairy Houdini on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 06:45 PM

I'm a waffle man myself. All hail the Holy Waffle!

Posted by Elwood Herring on Thu Apr 03, 2008 at 01:27 PM

@ Christopher Cole: My attorney will be calling on you in a lame attempt to extract $500 to pay for my monitor after I sprayed it with sugary Dr. Pepper as I read your comment above! 😊



I guess I'm toast for even thinking about it, huh?



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Separate comment in same posting: I can't believe how "aryan" the image of Jesus is. Not a touch of his proud semitic heritage.

Posted by Tod on Thu Apr 03, 2008 at 02:17 PM

Blasphemers! Heretics! Do you not recognize Shredded Wheat when it appears before your foolish eyes?

Posted by MicroZealous on Thu Apr 03, 2008 at 02:42 PM

Ted, I said the Toast should be pumpernickel instead of white bread, but you're right- it should be a nice, tangy, seeded rye bread, Grossinger's brand comes to mind. It's the best part of a Rueben, oh yeah

Posted by Hairy Houdini on Thu Apr 03, 2008 at 02:53 PM

That's the craziest lapel pin I've ever seen. Is that Toastmasters?

Posted by Pinnen Taylor on Thu Apr 03, 2008 at 03:08 PM

Seamless

Posted by bob on Thu Apr 03, 2008 at 04:09 PM

It's sooo obviously not toast...



Weren't figs mentioned in the Bible?



Most definitely a Fig Newton! 😊

Posted by shuke on Thu Apr 03, 2008 at 04:10 PM

Of course the toast is perfect. After all, it IS Jesus Toast.

Posted by The Barber of Civility on Thu Apr 03, 2008 at 07:48 PM

It's eerie; it's like the toast follows me around the room wherever I go.



That's one creepy savior.

Posted by Redx on Fri Apr 04, 2008 at 05:58 AM

And of course it's stuck to him with the buttered side.

Posted by Lugosi on Fri Apr 04, 2008 at 01:05 PM