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Donald Trump: there’s no cure, but we can learn how to live with it.

The man behind the hilarious Obvious Plant Tumblr, Jeff Wysaski, has created a health pamphlet dedicated to the serious genetic condition of Donald Trump. A danger to our health, and the world.

If only because we’re worried about damaging our vision with all this eye-rolling.

Jeff slipped the pamphlets into his doctor’s office in amongst all the other legit illnesses. Awareness must be spread.


Let’s save the world, one pamphlet at a time.

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He writes: ‘Donald Trump is a rare genetic condition that affects approximately one in seven billion people.



‘While not fatal, the disorder does result in significant mental and emotional concerns that may hinder normal life quality.’

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Symptoms include greed, excessive bragging, avoidance of poor people, and delusions of presidency.

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Part of being Donald Trump is having your rage triggered by the most innocuous subjects.

Try avoiding topics like men doing yoga, and E-books.

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Sadly, there is no known cure for being Donald Trump. But you can try to appease his deep, unending rage and smugness with a quick tummy rub.

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Help is possible.

If you fancy printing out your own Trump pamphlets, Obvious Plant has made the printable files available on Imgur and Facebook.

Now go, fill your GP’s office with important reading material to your heart’s content.

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