To My Father Donald Trump,

You are my father. You are a father that is good. I am happy to have you as father. I call you dad and I like doing that. Hillary Clinton is a witch and must be silenced. My mother is my closest friend and only ally in this world.

I think my father, Donald Trump, will be a good president for this country. He likes to be in charge of things so it makes sense that this is something that he would want. There are many times when my father has demonstrated that he has affection for me, his son. For example, once he threw a tie in my face and said “Put this on right now,” and I taught myself how to tie a tie while he texted in the other room and ignored me when I tried to connect with him. That was a wonderful father-son moment I will cherish for the rest of my youth. I love being a youth and relating to my peers. My father taught me how to connect with other young people as long as they look like me and have stacks of money. That is the American way. Thank you Donald Trump.

Ok is this enough? I am tired of dictating this aloud to my maids. May I go outside and wreck another Mercedes-Benz for sport or must I write more?

Warm Regards,

Barron, Age 10