The word is out that a free pass into the United States is available to anyone who brings along a child and claims that they are entering the United Sattes seeking “asylum.” They don’t even have to surreptitiously cross the border illegally; they turn themselves in and are released, with a hearing date so far into the future that they can disappear into the interior and never show up. At which point they can get drivers’ licenses and start attaining the American dream as “undocumented aliens” that the Democrats want to make legal and grant citizenship to.

But in a curious, Orwellian turn, the language used to describe this fraud echoes greenie rhetoric.