Twitter is losing its s**t over @_blotty‘s hilarious story about pooping while out on a date. It has already been liked and retweeted by thousands.

We can’t verify the 18-tweet long story, but it is definitely a gripping one.





Here’s how the twitterati responded…

@_blotty this is the greatest work of serialized nonfiction since In Cold Blood — Simon Barrett (@Simon_Barrett) March 22, 2016

@_blotty i have never, ever, ever laughed this hard in my life — keely (@keelythepest) March 22, 2016

https://twitter.com/bartitos/status/712152445556641792

@_blotty you ARE amazing this whole story had me like pic.twitter.com/iOzPfLbry7 — Demure Oaf (@good_soups) March 22, 2016

Some even shared their personal experiences…

@sarahjeong @_blotty I once clogged the toilet at a friend's house, didn't say anything and it overflowed and it leaked into their neighbors — folu (@notfolu) March 22, 2016

@LisaFrame @_blotty um this exact story almost verbatim happened to @RachelARich's BFF!!!! But she got a ride home with poop in her purse — Nicole James (@nicolejamessays) March 22, 2016