Gypsy Rose Lee born Rose Louise Hovick was an American burlesque artist known for her witty banter.







Praying is like a rocking chair - it'll give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere





God will protect us, [my mother] often said to June and me. But to make sure, she would add, carry a heavy club.





God is love, but get it in writing.

quoted from Jonathon Green, The Cassell Dictionary of Cynical Quotations