According to a new study from The University Of American Samoa, people who refer to the coronavirus as “The Rona” are at greater risk of contracting the disease than those who don’t.

This study should not be a shock to anyone. Generally, those who call COVID19, “The Rona” are of caucasian ethnicity, wear sleeveless t-shirts, drive ginormous SUV’s with jacked up wheels, usually wear a visor (sometimes upside-down, or backwards), and are found in possession of 40 oz beers, cigarettes, or marijuana.

People who refer to coronavirus as “The Rona” are also generally large husky males between the ages of 18 and believe it or not 30 years of age. These individuals attend college for reasons other than education. Primarily, their attendance in school is to keep their blood alcohol content higher than a normal person.

Those people also refer to drinking and partying as “sending it” or a participating in a “full send”. A full send is the action of a night of excessive drinking and partying. Usually “the send” includes an action where the consequences are not thought through. A “Full Sender” is said to give zero fucks about what might happen after the “Send”. As long as the “Send” is “hype”, and they have camera’s rolling for their instagram and tiktok accounts.

The report says that those who call the disease “The Rona”, more than likely attended spring break activities in Florida, Texas, or any other beach during the stay-at-home orders.

The University Of American Samoa says people should avoid those who call the disease “The Rona”. Not only will these people more than likely be carriers of the virus, they are also likely to spread the disease of being a douche bag on to others.