Every Law & Order has a detective quick with the one-liner in an episode’s cold open (Briscoe, Stabler, Goren, et al.), and Community‘s homage to the iconic NBC procedural (airing this Thursday at 8/7c) is no exception — in fact, it’s got two of ’em!

In the following exclusive first look, Troy and Abed jockey to fill the coveted zinger slot when the Greendale gang investigates the alleged sabotage of their yam-sprouting science experiment.

But that’s not the best part. No, the best part is quirky comedy’s Law & Order-inspired opening title sequence.

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