You. Guys. I'm done. I just can't. The FREAKING REDS were my Santa. I'm still in shock. Like, this Ohio girl probably had her family back home hearing the screaming. They sent so much cool stuff. Everything from bobble-heads, to Fathead stickers, baseballs, a photo book, to a blanket, a duffel bag, t-shirts, and still more. More than that, it feels personal. Like, they somehow sent me an autographed ball from one of my favorite players. (And they didn't even know. They're that good.) They included stuff from years past, including stuff from the freaking All-Star Game. And it's the gift that keeps giving - my sister already swiped a t-shirt or two, and I have a fellow Ohio friend that has a surprise bobble-head waiting. I can't thank my santa(s?) enough. You've always had a fan, but now you've got a defender of the faith. This is why Reds baseball is the best.