Can we at least pretend, in this horror show of a moral culture, that there are standards of conduct bigger than which team you ride for? — HR-Compliant Freddie (@freddiedeboer) August 15, 2016

Well, this is really something:

And by “talk about Juanita Broaddrick,” what Wonkette’s Rebecca Schoenkopf meant was “be a shameless rape apologist for Bill Clinton”:

I have Thoughts. They may be very Unpopular Thoughts. https://t.co/GYyYm8yTZ5 — Rebecca Schoenkopf (@commiegirl1) August 15, 2016

Schoenkopf says she’s inclined to believe Juanita Broaddrick:

I can absolutely see Bill Clinton doing this (then, not now) and not even thinking of it as rape, but thinking of it as dominant, alpha sex. I can see a LOT of men doing that during that time period, before we started telling them in the ’80s, “hey, that is rape, do not do that.” I can see YOUR NICE GRANDPA doing that, back then.

And then proceeds to say that if Bill Clinton did rape Broaddrick, that doesn’t necessarily make him a bad guy:

To sum up, I think Bill Clinton could very well have raped Juanita Broaddrick; that it doesn’t make him an evil man, or irredeemable (I’m Catholic; we’re all forgiven, if we’re sorry, and Broaddrick says Bill Clinton personally called her up to apologize). It doesn’t even necessarily make him a bad feminist — you know, later, once he stops doing that.

Good Lord.

@ughitsaaron @freddiedeboer "He may be a rapist monster but in him beats the heart of a man that truly loves women, I really believe that" — Anarcho Pizzavist (@Xboxcoldpizza) August 15, 2016

Schoenkopf appears to be enjoying the attention. And while we’re not inclined to indulge her, we’re also not inclined to pass up a great opportunity to shine a light on “feminist” hypocrisy.

I genuinely cannot believe what I'm reading here https://t.co/QtneFHDFny — HR-Compliant Freddie (@freddiedeboer) August 15, 2016

@freddiedeboer I cannot believe they would write something like this, holy shit this is awful — nice young man (@SamFactotum) August 15, 2016

@freddiedeboer that's one of the most insane things I've ever read — .douchepacker. (@_douchepacker_) August 15, 2016

@freddiedeboer I am absolutely disgusted by this article. Incredible. Literally *attempting* to rationalize rape — matt (@pissman4) August 15, 2016

Here, @commiegirl1 has written one of the worst pieces of the week. Hillary feminism is so debased. https://t.co/05hcOdTiKG — Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) August 15, 2016

Do you even know what feminism means? Hint: it doesn't describe rape apologists like yourself. @commiegirl1 @housetrotter @cutasterfee — Nicky (@Nicky2133) August 15, 2016

good news rapists, @commiegirl1 forgives you on behalf of your victims — fancy garbage (@chi_corgi) August 15, 2016

@ughitsaaron oh good, lazy disgusting apologist crap that includes fodder to ding Catholicism and implies raping someone is ok if you turn — David Painter (@Buddha6883) August 15, 2016

@ughitsaaron into a feminist later in life, what the shit? — David Painter (@Buddha6883) August 15, 2016

@freddiedeboer "rape is cool if you're sorry about it" is actually the worst thing I've read today with my own eyeballs — Sophie Geffros (@geffroses) August 15, 2016

@ughitsaaron @freddiedeboer lemme get this straight. If I rape a woman all I have to do is call her personally to apologize? — Scott Harmon (@scotthar_tx) August 15, 2016

"I think good men can rape"–the things feminists will say when the subject is Bill Clinton! https://t.co/lX0dd5rG5w — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) August 15, 2016

"It doesn’t even necessarily make him a bad feminist — you know, later, once he stops doing that." Unreal. https://t.co/YhaYemX1Np — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) August 15, 2016

To be clear, this is Wonkette saying raping women (if that's what he did!) doesn't make Bill Clinton a bad feminist. https://t.co/n9mtqBS00r — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) August 15, 2016

"President Clinton, please stop raping women." "Okay. Me sowwy." "You're a good feminist, Bill." — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) August 15, 2016

Don't get the wrong idea. Feminists are very clear that Clinton can't rape too many women before they start wondering about his character. — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) August 15, 2016

"Bill, how many is that? WHAT? I thought I told you to stop raping women! Geez, you're incorrigible. Still a good feminist though lulz." — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) August 15, 2016

@freddiedeboer this is record breaking grossness — The Great White Dope (@youth_decay_) August 15, 2016