In a tragic story out of Spokane, WA, Morgan Rubinstein’s bra has finally perished after a six-month long battle with her ample tits.

“It feels like it all happened so fast,” said Morgan. “One moment it was doing fine, and the next moment the straps are all stretched out, the lace is torn, and the underwire is poking out of the side.”

“Needless to say, me and my boobs are devastated.”

Morgan went on to describe the unfortunate circumstances around the early death of her brassiere.

“I guess I didn’t pay that much for it, and it probably wasn’t the correct size,” she said. “I also wore it pretty much every day and just threw it in the dryer with the rest of my clothes. It still just doesn’t seem fair, you know? It was just too soon.”

“I feel like a murderer,” Morgan added. “She was just so young. My tits were just too big. I still even have the receipt from when I bought it.”

“I can’t believe it’s gone,” said Kerry Warden, Morgan’s closest friend. “It’s really been there for Morgan through some tough times: running to catch a train, unexpected hookups, a sudden downpour in a white t-shirt. This is a real tragedy for all of us.”

“Yeah I’m really feeling for Morgan right now,” added Kendra Rubinstein, Morgan’s sister. “To just have something so close to you taken away like that. Horrible.”

“I remember the day that we both saw the band start creeping up her back,” added Kerry. “That’s when we knew there wasn’t much time left.”

For Morgan, the grief is palpable.

“We had good times, but that doesn’t make this any easier,” she said. “But one day, I’m sure I’ll find another bra that will support me through the hard times as this one did.

“And I need that day to be very soon, because these titties are heavy,” Morgan added.