DIRK: That one was a bit alliterative, but I think you're getting the hang of it.

DIRK: You want me to pick up this book, right?

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DIRK: Well, no. But have you READ it?

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DIRK: Just dense enough to support the weight of some baroque furniture, perhaps?

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DIRK: I guess some of the magic is lost if you're not adequately boned the fuck up on several thousand years of human philosophy and like, four dead languages, true.

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