In fact, the Wells Fargo Center seemed to take great pains to limit the amount of nakedness on display. On the jumbotron, they panned to women in the audience long enough for the crowd to encourage a topless display, then cut away just as their tops were removed.







One odd moment - a patriotic contestant dressed as a hot dog sang the entire National Anthem with a level of passion that would've made Francis Scott Key cry.







The most disgusting moment, by far, occurred when contestant Gravy Jones used his name card to clean his teeth between rounds. I'll have nightmares about that moment for years.







Patrick Bertoletti was named this year's Wing Bowl champion after downing a record 444 wings. I couldn't tell if he was elated, exhausted or about to vomit. Probably all three.







The biggest missed opportunity by far was not convincing Vice President Joe Biden, in town on Thursday, to stick around for Wing Bowl. I assume he had a good reason.







In addition to my sketchbook, I took some photos of all the Wing Bowl craziness: