Craigslist has brought us a great many wonderful things, and now this: A 1970 Volkswagen Beetle, heavily modified to resemble KISS bassist Gene Simmons. All it takes is $10,000 and an open mind.

The listing is in Denver, and only for “serious inquiries.” However, the seller has expressed some flexibility in the payment options for the vehicle.

Car will be finished in 40 days (in time for concert) come see it now, buy it as is for less, or put downdeposit to hold it for you and your coolest friends to take to “Comfort Dental Ampitheater” Aug 8th.

In addition to the life-like face, teeth, and enormous tongue, the car also boasts ropey hair, a new engine, new body, and other sundry restorations. In short, you’ll be getting the best Gene Simmons tongue-car on the market, bar none.

Warm up your credit cards, today is a good day.

(Craigslist via Uproxx)

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