Nasty messages — voicemails, emails, handwritten letters — are not uncommon when your job is public. Over the years, I’ve been physically threatened, had a plethora of sexually explicit, late-night musings left on our system and received numerous letters from prisoners.

Some are entertaining, some are educational and some are downright scary.

Then there’s this recent voicemail. For whatever reason, I am highly entertained how she managed to swear and (somewhat) threaten me, while channeling her inner valley girl.

If you aren’t wearing headphones, and are at work, you may want to wait to listen (I don’t have one of those fancy “beep out” features on my phone).

SN: I hope to be able to call her back tomorrow.