Since the Ron Swanson exchange was announced and I signed up for it, every time it's been mentioned on the secret santa subreddit I have said "If you get me send me steaks." I was joking, of course redditgifts isn't about getting what you want, it's about sending nice and thoughtful gifts.

BUT THEY SENT ME STEAKS. Or rather, a gift certificate for steaks. I would have gone and got them today but the little butcher shop they're coming from his currently closed. Oh well, I'll go get them next week!

I would have been ecstatic just to receive the steaks, but my very thoughtful Santa also sent me a new set of rocks glasses! I had to break out my bottle of Glenmorangie 10 just to make sure they functioned. They function.

Thank you, Santa! I will post pictures of the steaks once I have them!

Edit:

I GOT THE STEAKS AND THEN I COOKED THE STEAKS AND ATE THE STEAKS! They came from a little store about 15 minutes south of me called Sherman Provisions. Mauri was super enthusiastic and gave me a pair of delicious-looking steaks! She was so thrilled to be able to be a part in our Reddit gift exchange!

I packed up those thick delicious steaks and took them home to my parents house. I needed help eating these. I am not Ron Swanson. Of course, no one is Ron Swanson except for Ron Swanson. I made my Intergalacticly famous bourbon mushroom gravy and some asparagus with hollandaise sauce as well as some nice crusty rolls eat with the big, thick, delicious steaks! And I got a brand new bottle of lagavulin 16 year to drink with it.

Thank you for the great dinner, /u/YeiiPuraVida!