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Your greeting Select greeting Howdy! Just wanted to let you know... Hey, asshole! Here's how I feel about you:

Body Select body I'd be alright if you died. Honestly, what the hell? For the sake of the human race, please don't have kids. I liked you better before we met. I often fantasize about what it would be like to not have to deal with you. Are your parents cactuses? Because you're a prick. Why are you the way that you are?

Close Select close With love, See ya! Sincerely, Cordially,

Signature Select signature Your colleague Your friend Your secret admirer Your unfortunate acquaintance XOXO

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