Scientists have determined that a unique series of radio wave bursts detected since 2007 are coming from a dwarf galaxy 3 billion light years away, though the waves are not likely to signal alien activity. What do you think?

“Tell them to knock it off!” Dean Berry • Unemployed


“Just to be safe, we should probably blast some radio signals toward them containing Q104.3’s Two For Tuesday lineup as a peace offering.” Karl McCluskey • Resource Funneler