My Secret Santa and their family really outdid themselves and put together this amazing package. THANK YOU SO MUCH s0nicfreak!

And no, your eyes do not deceive you. That is indeed a fleece hat with crab claws that protect your ears from the elements. And thus, is the most amazing hat ever. I think it's homemade, but either way, I absolutely love it and will be sporting it around Philly this winter.