Catapult Zombie

Brainy (or Sneaky?) Professional Zombie

3 Brainz

3/3

Attacks Team-Up lanes from the back first.

"Still believes basketballs are the best projectiles."

(These next 2 are kinda OP but w/e)

Zombie Bobsled Team

Sporty Zombie

5 Brainz

1/3

When Destroyed: Make 2/2 Bobsled Racers here and next door.

"They came out of retirement to eat more Brainz. Duh."

Bobsled Racer

Sporty Zombie (TOKEN)

2 Brainz

2/2

When it deals damage: Freeze that plant.

"Outside of their bobsled, they're more of a threat. They like to think that, anyway."

Poncho Zombie

Hearty Western Zombie (idk)

3 Brainz

2/2

When Destroyed: Make an armored 2/4 (Armored 1) Grate Zombie or a 2/1 Poncholess Zombie here.

"Why doesn't he always have that grate on?"

Excavator Zombie (Or Digger Zombie)

Professional (and Western if Excavator)

3 Brainz

2/2

When Played: Destroy the backmost Plant in this lane.

"It's a miracle the dynomite doesn't hurt him. "

or

"He's the first (and last) Zombie to use a pickaxe efficently."

my favorite:

Zombie Hippie

3 Brainz, 0/4

If the Plant and Zombie Heroes are not hurt this turn, draw a card.

“Probably the only Zombie who likes flowers.”

Historian

2 Brainz 1/1

Brainy History Zombie

All History Zombies get +1/+1 when played. (including himself)

"All of his research payed off! ...That's what he tells himself, anyway."

--The rest of these Cards are just jokes. Just stupid joke ideas. Don't take these seriously.--

Captain Fucker

Everything Zombie

2 Sun (so it's balanced)

99/99

When Played: Win.

"fuck"

Pea Patch

Pea Trick

When used, any Plant played in this lane will summon a 1/1 Baby Pea with Team Up in a random lane.

"Having fun yet?"

E=Mcraaaazy!

1 Sun

Brainstorm Superpower

Gives the player 5 Eureka cards.

Robert Rotten

Sneaky Lazy Zombie

3 Brainz

3/3

When Played: Give the player 3 random Tricks. Destoys all Sportacus on the board.

"Who did you expect? Sportaflop?"

"trick"

some brians

does thing

"hey it's "trick""

Ducky Tube Zombie

2/2

Brainy Vacation Zombie

Amphibious

"Please just give Brainstorm an amphibious opiton."

Hero Killer

2 Brians

When Played: Kill the Plant Hero. But, like, forever. As in, nobody can ever play it again.

"hahaha"

Green Bean

0 Sun

1/1

When Played: Bean the Zombie Hero.

"Uh oh!"

*Beaning the hero does nothing but upset them

ool Zombie

Sneaky Professional Zombie

3 Brainz

1/1

When Played: Give all Plants and Zombies with eyes sunglasses. For every Plant/Zombie that gets sunglasses, this Zombie gets +1/+1.