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Hitler learns about the rejection of the Winklevoss ETF by the SEC

00:00 - 00:03 Although congestion on the blockchain is rising

00:04 - 00:05 and transaction fees are increasing

00:05 - 00:07 Segwit adoption has stalled around 27%.

00:08 - 00:12 Now Bitcoin Unlimited is threatening a hard fork...

00:12 - 00:15 and BTC price is stuck at 1200 USD.

00:17 - 00:19 The Twinklevoss ETF decision is due.

00:19 - 00:21 Once SEC approves, BTC price will moon.

00:27 - 00:28 SEC

00:31 - 00:33 SEC has rejected the Twinklevoss ETF.

00:34 - 00:36 They say it's not a regulated market.

00:53 - 00:58 Leave if you own zCash, Dash, Litecoin or Monero.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE WINKLEFUCK!?!?

01:15 - 01:17 WE HAD TO WAIT FOUR YEARS FOR THIS!?!?

01:18 - 01:23 Those twin twits jumped through every hoop, said they had the top ETF lawyers!

01:25 - 01:28 And now Coinbase has crashed

01:29 - 01:31 I can't even trade my way out of this!

01:31 - 01:34 Exchanges should have prepared for this, yes yes!

01:34 - 01:37 The regulators are doing everything they can to kill Bitcoin.

01:37 - 01:40 Just like Lawsky with his goddamn Bitlicense.

01:40 - 01:42 They said the bitcoin market is not mature.

01:42 - 01:46 HOW IS IT SUPPOSE TO MATURE IF THERE'S NO ACCESS BY LEGACY INVESTORS?

01:46 - 01:48 They say Bitcoin's not regulated.

01:48 - 01:52 You Moron, THE SEC WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE REGULATION!

01:53 - 01:54 It's total bullshit!

01:56 - 01:57 Every other godforsaken ETF gets approved

01:57 - 02:00 Gas, Gold, Livestock, even Global Warming ETFs

02:00 - 02:03 and all we're left with is the Silbert GBTC garbage!

02:04 - 02:08 Now all the shitcoins are pumping like crazy

02:08 - 02:13 even though they inflate worse than fiat and can't scale worth a shit!

02:14 - 02:16 If only I had listened to Tone Vays

02:17 - 02:21 He predicted the SEC rejection but instead of selling I kept stalling!

02:27 - 02:29 I'd like to be an optimist

02:30 - 02:34 about the remaining ETFs, but with all due respect

02:34 - 02:36 the ETFantasy is officially over!

02:41 - 02:42 We're ETFinished.

02:43 - 02:47 But I'm not going to sit around waiting for Bitcoin to get buttfucked from the inside

02:48 - 02:53 by a block size stuck at 1 MB and 2 hour confirmation times.

02:54 - 02:56 Between Blockstream Core with their SegWit soft fork

02:56 - 02:59 and Roger Unlimited with his untested software

03:00 - 03:02 that could lead to block size bloat!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, I moved us into Onecoin.

03:14 - 03:16 Even Derose and Junseth have split up.

03:19 - 03:23 And now noone knows who will get custody of Bruce Fenton.

03:25 - 03:26 This is it.

03:31 - 03:33 A hard fork is coming.

03:40 - 03:46 If only the miners and core devs could put aside their egos before it's too late

03:46 - 03:49 and agree on a non-contentious fork.