The best thing about Twitter is it puts a former Secretary of State and a late-night talk show host on the same level — and the former Secretary of State totally wins:

.@ConanOBrien I'm considering going as hunky Conan O'Brien - but that might be too far fetched. — Madeleine Albright (@madeleine) October 23, 2014

Conan might also consider being a sexy hamburger, or a sexy bunch of grapes, or a sexy ear of corn.