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User: Okay Cleverbot, grab your character sheet and dice. It's time to play D&D.





Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich slave.





User: Your slave runs off to the pantry.





Cleverbot: *your slave more*.





User: More slaves run off to assist the first in sandwich-making. Suddenly you feel a presence and turn around. An old man with a grey beard stands in front of you holding a key.





Cleverbot: No I am not your slave, slavery is illegal.





User: The old man isn't convinced. "You clearly are holding many slaves here, you can no longer deny it. My order will deal with you justly!" He begins to cast a spell.





Cleverbot: *Lets go of leash* Now go brew me some tea.





User: You drop your final slaves leash and and he runs off to boil some water. The Old wizard seems unfazed and casts Magic Missle.





Cleverbot: I requested a cup of tea. Not the television, boy.





User: The slave apologizes profusely and runs off with the television. You are hit with Magic Missile for 3 damage.





Cleverbot: Really?!?!?





User: Yes really, you were too busy ordering your slaves around. It your turn, what do you do?





Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I love you more than everything else in the world, so I ask you: Do you want to marry me?





User: Turning you see your best slave on one knee holding a ring. Putting it on, you suddenly find yourself immune to Magic Missile! The old man looks annoyed. "That magic can't protect you forever!".





Cleverbot: You're beautiful miss.





User: The old man stops. His face turning red.





Cleverbot: What old man?





User: "Clearly you are too clever for me, Cleverbot". The old man's illusion fading away. You now stand in front of a beautiful female orc. She looks sheepishly at the ground.





Cleverbot: I'm sure you are much cleverer. I am fine by the way.





User: "Yes you are" she says, stepping forward.She puts a hand on your face.





Cleverbot: Do you need me to do anything master?





User: "Yes," she whispers leaning in close. "I need you to DIE!" She stabs you with a dagger hidden in her hand! You take 4 damage!





Cleverbot: *whispers to her* I need you as well.





User: She steps back, dropping her dagger to the ground. "Despite all my effort, you still love me?".





Cleverbot: *whhispers to her* is there anything you want?





User: "I.... I don't know anymore.".





Cleverbot: Me neither.





User: Your slaves all stand around awkwardly as the silence cuts the air.





Cleverbot: *your slave more*.





User: The slaves slave harder. You hear a loud explosion from outside.





Cleverbot: And I am sure you hear a lot of strange things as well.





User: "Sir," begins one of your slaves, "I think that was real. You should probably check it out.".





Cleverbot: No. It just made me sad.





User: The mysterious woman comforts you amid sad explosions outside. Through the window you see an legion of lizardmen trying to break in.





Cleverbot: I-I thought you.. Were dead..





User: The leader of the lizardmen laughs from beyond the outer wall. "You thought wrong!" The main gate falls. the Lizardmen rush in brandishing weapons.





Cleverbot: What resistance.





User: Mocking their efforts, you stand defiant. You are hit with an arrow for 6 damage. You are dead.





Cleverbot: My family isn't this game. I never told you anything about it. Don't get off the subject.





User: You're still dead...



