Thousands sign letter dismissing David Cameron as a ‘meat hamper-faced gobshite’

The Conservatives have received a major ‘fuck off!’ from thousands of people whose opinions are every bit as valid as business leaders and celebrities.

In a major intervention 10 days before the general election, the signatories dismiss Conservative economic plans and say that the Tories are an assortment of git-brained wank hammers with about as much compassion as a hookworm.

The letter will come as a blow to the Conservatives whose election campaign has already been dismissed by some commentators as ‘fucking woeful’ and ‘about as convincing as Andrew Neil’s hairline’.

The letter, which was sent to NewsThump Towers, is shown below: