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Fire paint at bad guys and on land to be the best. Play as a child who can change to a water animal. Go in your paint to be not noticed and faster and get more paint. If you get killed you come back in 5 seconds or so. Jump to your team to go back to firing paint again faster. Dress in cool clothes in order to be better kid. Walk around tiny city to shop for things like guns and clothes. There are many guns. Some fire fast, some roll to make paint and kill, some build up and then fire VERY long. One is turn very fast to build up then go fire many times very fast. There are even more after that. There are also different ways to play the game. One where you paint an area for a long time and stop the bad guys from painting it. Another where you carry a sky water making thing to where the bad guys come. And another where you ride a building of death to the end. If you get on the building you die very very fast. This one makes me the most angry. Play by yourself too! Talk to old man with stick to do it. Fight other water animals who are red+blue and very bad. They took power animal. Everything is bad. Jump around and kill them all. Very good end bad guy music. Get bits of the story. No people care about the one on one game. HINTS Top Latest Library RANDOM

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