"Do The Black Cauldron people exist?"

"Hipster contrarians."

"Eilonwy is a very underrated princess, so people who like this are really good judges of character."

"Nothing scares them. Not after the Horned King."

"People who like The Great Mouse Detective probably ship Sherlock and Watson."

"EVEN WHEN THEY ARE MICE."

"Especially when they are mice!"

"What?"

"Oliver & Company is great! So fun and fancy free! Why should you worry? Why should you care?"

"They freaking love show tunes. And Billy Joel."

"It's OK if they thought the dog was hot. "

"The Little Mermaid people had parents who were kind of strict so they went a tiiiny bit wild in college."

"Maybe a little spoiled but they are an adventurer."

"They've tried to comb their hair with a fork."

"They, like, really think of what life would be as a mermaid."

"FOMO is practically their middle name."

"Did more people watch The Rescuers Down Under than the first movie? I feel like that might be a thing."

"They want to flyyyyy like an eagle."

"They hate poachers."

"Beauty and the Beast people don't judge people by their appearance. They believe everyone deserves a second and even third chance."

"They hum 'Be Our Guest' to themselves whenever they invite people over."

"On one hand you believe in inner beauty, on the other hand you hold out hope that they might get hotter with age or a new haircut."

"They're the book nerd who gets really hot when they start wearing contacts."

"Angela Lansbury is a teapot. ANGELA LANSBURY IS A TEAPOT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL."