Acting president and alleged fiscal conservative Donald J. Trump has ordered the Pentagon to waste millions on a military parade.

The parade is not expected to help highlight how much U.S. citizens waste fueling an unparalleled military force, though it should.

Sources close to the plan say the president became fixated on the concept of a military parade after learning that there would be junk food involved.

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