Living fossil and former speechwriter for that great and upstanding president, Tricky Dick Nixon, Pat Buchanan, wants the First Dude of Alaska-stan to drown Levi Johnston, the none-too-bright hockey player and the impregnator of noted Abstinence Educator Bristol Palin.

Just because you didn’t get first crack at her, Pat, that’s no reason to want to kill the gene donor to la famille Mooselini.