xfileslesbian:

moral-hypocrisy:

xfileslesbian: im so glad im a lesbian and that im going to have a beautiful marriage. all of the “marriage is hard work” bullshit is because men are assholes. me and my wife are gonna live in our mid century modern treehouse and braid each other’s hair and swim in nearby streams in valentino gowns I’ve seen so many of my mom’s lesbian friends get divorced that it’s not even funny. Whatever you say xfileslesbian

Anyways I’m so glad I’m a lesbian and I’m going to have a beautiful marriage and me and my wife are going to make daisy crowns for each other and skip through the forest holding hands and she is going to sing and attract the stream mermaids and then we’re all gonna make fun of men together