The New Walmart Greeter



1. Two hours into my first day of work as a Walmart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, “Good morning, welcome to Walmart. Nice kids; are they twins?”

2. The mom answered, "Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or stupid?”