It's almost difficult to comprehend the deluge of Palin expenses we've been made aware of in the past few days: the $150,000 wardrobe, the $21,000 state dollars spent transporting her kidlets to events, and the use of the Alaska public safety department's plane... good thing we have Jon Stewart to break down the narrative of the Palin family fortune for us! You see, they're Grifters! "The hot one finds an elderly victim," Jon explains, "and then she seduces him with her un-fancy talk…Once he pulls out the checkbook, Boom! Here come the relatives. The old fart never had a chance." Clip above.

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