In a shocking twist that absolutely no one could see coming, a new dating app for fans of President Donald Trump is mishandling private user data. TechCrunch reports that DonaldDaters, which launched Monday, leaked its user database online, jeopardizing the private information of 1,600 people who signed up on the first day alone.

A security researcher was able to get into the app and download information on its users, including their profile pictures, their names, what kind of phones they were using, and what private messages they were sending. It also gave him the ability to control user profiles. The researcher shared that database with TechCrunch, who reached out to DonaldDater for comment. Without comment, the data was taken down.

DonaldDater promised goo-goo-eyed Trump fans the opportunity to "make America date again"—young right-wing go-hards in Washington, D.C., are having a rough time of it these days. "For many young Trump supporters, liberal intolerance has made meeting and dating nearly impossible," DonaldDaters CEO Emily Moreno said in a statement to Fox News.

Isn't it just so unfair that potential love matches find your personal and political views abhorrent and choose to not date you?

DonaldDaters promises on its website that "Yes! All your personal information is kept private." But for reasons that likely include shoddy design work, a general misunderstanding of online security, and THE CYBER, that promise fell through. The app is also a heap of garbage, according to Motherboard, which found words misspelled throughout, incorrect gender matches in incorrect cities, and very few profiles. Plus, it costs $30 a month. But what's love without a little sacrifice?

Please try your best to not read this as a glaring allegory for our leaders' handling of cybersecurity threats, foreign and domestic. They only hire, after all, the best people.

Sarah Rense Sarah Rense is the Associate Lifestyle Editor at Esquire, where she covers tech, food, drink, home, and more.

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