Panel 1: The kid is rummaging under the parent's bed. Panel 2: The kid has discovered a dildo, but doesn't know what to make of it. Panel 3: The kid is trying to look through the dildo, like it is a telescope. Panel 4: The kid is pretending the dildo is sword. Panel 5: Now the dildo is a gun. Panel 6: He is now cradling the dildo in his arms like a baby. Panel 7: Finally, the kid presents the dildo to his mom, asking what it is.

Panel 2: Kid: ??? Panel 5: Kid: Bang, bang! Panel 7: Kid: Mommy, what is this?? Mom: !!!

This is our take on the Strip Search Elimination Challenge for elimination #6.