This is big. At last, the thaw in the legal job market. Prosecutors' offices across the country have spots to fill, and these aren't grunt work posts. They want applicants with "outstanding academic records and superior oratory and writing skills" for genuine prosecutor positions. It's the feel-good post we've all been waiting for!

Unless, that is, you want to be able to afford rent. The spots, you see, won't pay a dime.

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