THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless.

Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,

FOOTNOTE: Some of you who know of my opposition to the war in Iraq may be taken aback by this post. And that I support our effort in Afghanistan and Pakistan against al Qaeda and the Taliban. You should know that I’m neither a pacifist nor do I oppose all war, a rote response.

I grew up within the boundaries of World War 2. My family and my best friend fought as soldiers and guerillas against Fascism in many of the theatres of that war – and in the hills of Italy. I have always supported the just cause of wars of national liberation against colonial armies – against all the Western nations who took false pride in their control of foreign lands.

I respect the comradeship of arms. Some portion of that – from the time of Sun Tzu to the Marine Corp which turned away from official American racism – stands outside the dirty little world of politics. In that sense, I posted this from Hop.

If you’ve ever been a grunt you appreciate the humor.

– Eideard