We had a roundup about cats and another roundup about dogs. There are many other kinds of pets and animal friends, so we present some favorite stories about these other beings we hold dear.

Ferreting Around For Some Good Parenting – It’s nice to find people who understand.

The Hard-Ball Explanation – Sometimes you have to just be explicit.

A Little Bird Told Me This Customer Is An A** – Never let this guy adopt anything again ever anywhere.

Hold Your Horses! – Fire the coworker and hire the horses.

Your Knowledge Has Run A’Foal – Unicorns aren’t real either, lady.

Polly Want A Manner, Part 2 – Pets can be a surprise a minute.

Snakes Like To Vegetate After A Meal – Rude AND ignorant.

Dodo Brained – Someone make this person be extinct.

His Story Isn’t Rat-ified – Everyone wants a pet squiracooncat.

As Sick As A Parrot – Say what?

Don’t Have A Cow, Man – This is not how you adopt… anything.

Do you have a good story about your favorite pet or an encounter with an animal that’s left a lasting impression on you? Tell us all about it! Even better, submit the story so we can have more animal roundups next year.