My Negroes, the Kardashians are, to paraphrase T’Challa from Black Panther, “monsters of our own making”.

We made Kim n em celebrities.

Ain’t no little white girls – and no grown white women at all – really checking for them.

And if you needed more evidence for the fact that they think we’re a race of saps, it should be clear that every single one of them save Kourtney has dated, fucked, sometimes married and subsequently birthed little baby Negroes with, it should be extremely noted, all new-money rich Negro males and all while making sure that, save Kourtney and this time Kendall too, they had ridiculous asses thrust upon their varying frames.

The subtext to the whole “ass” thing, if you’re not shrewd enough to pick it up on your own which, I trust that you are, but just to make sure, I’ll make plain anyway, is that all that Black women are is ass.

This means of course that some young enterprising Negro who might otherwise have to good sense not to fuck with a Kardashian/Jenner under the pretext that Black women have what he needs the most, ass, would then certainly see all the clear advantages to having the status-affirming pleasure of a white woman on his arm who also fulfilled any and all predetermed ass requirements.

But lemme get to the Snapchat thing before I come back to make my broader point:

As you guys know, about 5 days ago after getting dissed in a Tweet by Kylie Jenner, Snapchat closed down 6% and lost about 1.3 billion dollars.

sooo does anyone else not open Snapchat anymore? Or is it just me… ugh this is so sad. — Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) February 21, 2018

What should be horrifying is the fact that we only know Kylie Jenner because she’s the sister of the woman that sucked Ray J’s dick.

And how many times have I told block-headed Black bitches to use their influence more wisely?

You’ve empowered this mutt and now look at what she can do; damn near ruin the economy.

And now my point:

The worst thing about “pawgs” or Phat Ass White Girls the likes of which Kylie Jenner has, through surgery, made herself into, is that empty-headed Negro males get them gassed up into believing that they do have it all over Black women.

Now, I’m not writing this post to Stan for Black women.

I mean, they are my preference, but that’s only in, like, a “pick your poison” sorta way.

Still, the Negroes that are into pawgs, get them gassed in two ways; first by making them believe that their entirely superior to Black women, second by making it seem like they themselves are giving said pawgs some inner insight into the interior of Negro life.

Neither of those could, in fact, be any further from the truth.

The latter is absurd because Negro life, of which these niggas claim to be the sole arbiters of, is comprised of the perspectives of both the male and the female.

The movie Black Panther, may be the best movie of the decade and is far and away the best Black one and that can/must be attributed to the fact that the other contenders, 12 Years a Slave, Get Out and Moonlight, were directed by two Black men married to white women and one that’s single, while Black Panther’s director, Ryan Coogler, is famously married to Zinzi Evans.

So there.

And it ain’t that I don’t love pawgs.

Here’s the next after my best 10:

10. Rachel Raven

9. Briella Bounce

8. Alexis Rodriguez

7. Amy Summers

6. Strawberry Vixxxen

5. Abella Danger

4. Candice Dare

3. Olivia Wilder

2. Daisy Stone

1. Makenna Blue

It’s just that none of them hoes coulda helped make a Black Panther.

That’s all.