WARNING: LONGEST COMMENT EVER



It seems like I have failed to channel the obvious through your metre thick skull into your photon-sized brain so you can get out of the rotten, wretched gutter known as a mindset (AKA getting the message). As a result, I have to give you this:



Dear King (xStarfilie) Leonidas,

It appears you have failed to submit our rightful claim for peace and freedom from dictatorship. Here is a recount of what you have failed to realize:

8220; Dictatorship: absolute, imperious, or overbearing power or control.” (Dictionary.com) by trying to tell us to agree with you about the fake 10-year-old Clarissa on DeviantArt, you are trying to get an immense amount of control, and thus you are not only a dictator, but a pushover who thinks that everyone who is your slave, which they're not. They don't spam or encounter these kinds of comments. (Haven't you heard about free will?) Thus, we at Canterlot Co. have no reason to follow your orders. Don't deny it. We know you think you have power.

• Assuming you really are King Leonidas, you do remember you were killed by the Persians when you and your other 300 soldiers were defeated by them in Ancient Times?

• Screaming out spams like "this isn't fake" again and again, and throwing insults and quips with no real reason or evidence, all with no proper grammar or spelling isn't really mature, is it? (Thus opens the possibility that you lied about your age to get an account.)

• If you are going to throw around spams about Clarissa and insults like that, then “The least you could do is be clever” (Quote from Mike Wazowski). Same for your comments on DeviantArt.

• Calling others to spam without actual proof ironically proves you are spamming like a jerk yourself. We at Canterlot Co. have proof that you spamming like a jerk; see your previous comments on. Illumnious DeviantArt arts (We brought this up because without this you would say that we called you a jerk without proof).

8220; The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” (Quote from William Shakespeare)

• We at Canterlot Co. have better things to do than deal with the likes of you.

• It's ok to have a different opinion to others; however it's when you shove it in our faces that your pushover spamming attitude becomes obvious.

Please BE ADVISED that by further commenting on any MLP: Equestria Girls artworks for a negative reason, you are confirming that you are spamming like a jerk and needs to have extreme action taken against you. This is not negotiable. Please remit your attitude to us forthwith.

Sincerely,

CCFan001

(Officer of Piggy Co., Officer of the Canterlot Co., President of Angry Birds Protection Team)



“Look Applejack, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.”

-Oogleg01 aka Hal 9000﻿