Tales of woe from the digital hardwood.

Earlier this month, I sent a directive out into the Twittersphere asking for the most disrespectful acts my followers had ever pulled off or experienced in their NBA 2K gaming lives.

The following are my favorite responses and a personal anecdote of mine -- all with corresponding Embarrassment Levels.

Be warned: some of these may be too relatable for you, but just remember -- you can’t lose if you do not play.

Or at least that’s what I told myself after being erased from the map by Anthony Davis in Blacktop Mode.