Last week I shared a study with you bros which claimed people who use profanity actually tend to have larger, more developed vocabularies than people who don’t use swear words. That study is 100% worth a read, but that’s not what I’m here to talk about today.

Earlier this morning I stumbled across a thread over on AskReddit where people shared the worst insults they knew, have heard, or have used. All of these insults will cut a man to pieces in a matter of seconds, and shockingly NONE of the insults below contain profanity.

That obviously doesn’t mean profanity is useless, because swear words sure as shit serve a good fucking purpose when hurling around bitchy insults.

This just goes to show that they aren’t 100% necessary when completely destroying a man’s soul with the turn of a phrase. So without further ado, here are the most savage insults a man can say:

marineturndlegofiend: Do you realize that people just tolerate you?

marineturndlegofiend: You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.

Aro769: Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.

Bugodi21: If you were anymore inbred you would be a sandwich.

_dadbod: Now I know why everybody talks about you behind your back.

DrMackDDS2014: If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.

roastsGently: “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

SuperFreakonomics: Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you chose to be.

politicalabsurdist: “He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.”

~Saki

British (Burman-born) short story author (1870 – 1916)

IDontCareAboutUpvote: I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.

salthesalute: your gene pool could use a little chlorine

normalcyisdead: Honey, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the sole.

solipsistence: “You look like a before picture.”

kodokujishin: “The best part of you ran down your mother’s legs”

Thanks, dad.

that-one-man: Why play so hard to get when you’re already so hard to want.

rydawgis: You coffin dodging oxygen thief.

sceliak: You clearly have not been burdened by an overabundance of education.

not_falling_down: You will be utterly forgotten.

crewchief535: “Bless your heart.” Southern code for “you’re a fucking retard.”

DuckSaber: What doesn’t kill you…disappoints me.

Malawi_no: I treasure the time i don’t spend with you.

Quadsimotto: You’re like the top piece of bread. Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.

HONORABLE MENTION (me):

What is it with you and failure?

To see any and every one of the insults shared over on AskReddit you can click through by following the links above, but in the meantime I invite you bros to hit the comments down below and share the worst insult you know that doesn’t include profanity, the one that shreds a man to pieces in a matter of seconds.