Dearest Mother,

We can try to fight, but in the end we are only so strong. We are only human. Thought we may have skeletons, we are not skeletons. I’ve decided to join forces with the skeleton war. I’m giving you the opportunity to do the same. If you see this image, please comment with “gracias señor esqueleto!” It is the only way.

Long live not living,

Your loving son.