The court office

Me: Okay.

Twilight: So, who's gonna go to jail?

Me: Let's see, fluttershy you're fine.

Fluttershy: Okay. Can i go.

Me: You may.

Me: Rainbow, you're going to jail.

Rainbow dash: What?

Rainbow dash: It's not my fault...

Me: Nonononono. It was because of the murder of pinkie, applejack, flash sentry, and luna.

Me: Twilight, you're good to go.

Twilight: Phew. What about disturbing the peace?

Me: I got it.

Twilight: See you later! *teleports*

Pinkie: You forgot the van!

Me: Pinkie, you guilty for sanity and for killing 224 ponies.

Pinkie: What? I didn't *shadows come* KILL!

*transforms*

Rarity: I got it.

*slice*

*does the igni sign*

Pinkie: I W I L L B E B A C K

*does the aard sign*

*shadows burns* *pinkie's body turns to a globe* *the globe goes back to pinkie's house*

Me: Here is your award: 9000 bits and crowns, a pass to come out of jail, new thread designs, and AXII sign.

Me: You may go. I didn't know your a witcher.

Rarity: Farewell, for now. *smoke*

Me: Applejack, you're free.

Applejack: Yes!

Me: But, you're going to therapy.

Applejack: I see.

Me: You may go.

Applejack: Come on, roach!

*gallops away*

Spike: What about me?

Me: You're free because you didn't made the arson it was pinkie.

Spike: Wha?

Me: Guilty ones, stay here.

Me: Spike, you too.

Spike: Got the globe.

Me: Good. *bubbles the globe*

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?

Me: We have 5 innocent, 1 going to jail, and 1 going to therapy

Me: We had 2, but the second one turned to her true color.

Police: Here are the guilty ones.

Me: We still have 2, here's the globe of pinkie.

Police: Okay. Thank you sherman.

Me: You're welcome.