The first gift arrived rather quick and plain, A gift card from Amazon, it did so proclaimed. A 20 dollar amount, plenty for some fun, With a promise of another gift, yet to come. A week went by with no other package in sight, I was not worried, even all through the night. A new box just arrived, all banged up and bruised, The contents of which, should really quite amuse. Under the crumpled paper, which did protect rather nicely, Was a few little trinkets, things which weren't terribly pricey. A colourful item stood out from the bunch, A watergun weapon, which should pack a punch. Some small square items, which seem to deceive, But how they work, no one would believe. A small old man, somehow fit in this box, His eyesight must be bad, because he mistook a wolf for a fox. This wolf brought me answers, as he hid in a tree, Questions about sex, which apparently baffle me. This gift was fun, and I rather enjoyed, But my rhyming skills, suck, and I'm sure now annoy.

TL;DR I got an Amazon Gift Card ($20), a Water Gun, Some Magnets of gum, a Gnome/old Man holiday shelf accent piece, a Hidden Wolf Moon T-Shirt, and a book titled "Everything you always wanted to know about sex. Also stickers... couldn't rhyme them .