Happy Friday! How goes it?! Just wanted to give you a quick update on your imaginary life partner Adam Driver, aka Star Wars’ very own emotionally fragile bae Kylo Ren. Him!!!!

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^ Kylo Ren, but also me when my alarm clock goes off in the morning.

Adam and his beautiful middle-parted hair flop will be at the 2020 Golden Globes on Sunday (thanks to Marriage Story) along with his wife, the actress Joanne Tucker. They’re notoriously private—which is probably why you’re in a state of ?!?!?! right now—but we did some digging. Here’s everything you need to know about Adam and Joanne’s cute relationship.

First Up, They Got Married in 2013

But the two were together well before that. Turns out, Adam and Joanne met at Juilliard in the early aughts, where Adam says, “She taught me what Gouda cheese is.” True. Love.

The pair got married in a secret destination wedding, and at the time, sources told Us Weekly that “they are very sweet together. They’ve been dating forever—years—and live together; [they're] very comfortable and in love. She was with him before the Girls fame. They both love theater and the arts. She respects him so much…Everyone on the show is very happy for them.”

Sadly, there are no wedding pics, but here’s a photo from that same year so you get a sense of their ~vibes~:

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They Had a Baby Like 3 Years Ago, but Kept the News a Secret

Yeah, so in 2018, Page Six reported that Adam and Joanne had a baby in 2016 without anyone noticing. And apparently, the clues were FULLY there. Take this interview in W Magazine, for example, where Adam said, “I look at my dog—this sounds so absurd—but it’s not—I don’t know if I can love anything more. Like, I have a kid, maybe—and be like, ya know, but the dog!” And then he tries to downplay the kid mention with some awkward laughter.

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Also, one time Adam and Channing Tatum were joking on camera about martinis, and Channing accidentally said, “Can you imagine you’re just making martinis for your baby?”



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But the final confirmation came courtesy of Adam in his October 2019 New Yorker profile.

“My job is to be a spy—to be in public and live life and have experience,” he explained. “But when you feel like you’re the focus, it’s really hard to do that.”

They Definitely Do Have a Cute Dog

The dog’s name is Moose, and he lives in Brooklyn with Adam and Joanne (and their possible bb). “I kept bothering her about getting a dog for a while,” Adam said. “I think I was just on a tangent, at Halloween. F*cking Halloween, ridiculous holidays, bullsh*t. If I had a dog, I’d play with my dog on Halloween. I don’t have to see kids all the time. And she’s like, ‘Well, I’m getting you a goddam dog for your birthday, so shut up.’”

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They’ve Actually Hit Tons of Red Carpets Together

Here they are at Cannes:

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And at the Emmys:

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AND at the premiere of The Force Awakens:

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Joanne Had a Cameo on Girls

Her scene is with Adam and you need to watch it immediately:

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There’s Only *One* Selfie of Them in Existence

Well, like, at least in existence on the internet. Neither Joanne nor Adam have social media, so this pic for the arts program they founded is as good as it gets:

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AITAF founders Adam Driver & Joanne Tucker are on a train bound for DC. AITAF will perform at @WRBethesda at noon. pic.twitter.com/QAmbtskvGE — Arts in the Armed Forces (@AITAF) May 19, 2014

P.S. Oh yeah, they founded an arts program for active-duty service members, veterans, military support staff, and their families around the world. Basically, they’re super-good people.

They Made a Scary Movie Together

It’s called The Basement, and it blessed us with this kissy GIF:

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Here’s the whole thing if you’re so inclined:

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They Looked Highly Adorable at the Oscars Last Year

I approve:

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That’s it, but before we go, let’s all gaze adoringly at this GIF of Adam rubbing Joanne’s back, shall we?

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RIP my heart.

Mehera Bonner Mehera Bonner is a news writer who focuses on celebrities and royals— follow her on Instagram.

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