BEARD: Why are we ditching all books for iPads? Books are practical, cheap, and easy to use!

CZAR: Our consultant told us to.



BEARD: What qualifications does he have to tell me how to teach? What degrees does he hold?

CZAR: He's a consultant. He has the title.



BEARD: It's just a title! Anyone can call themselves a consultant! I can call myself a "Feel Good Consultant".

CZAR: Great, I could use one! Everyone yells at me. What would you suggest?



