Thanks to the efforts of a certain whiny, unfunny troll, the only way I’m keeping a roof over my head these days is patreon.com/asterios.

Sometimes, I get a little…excited about shilling patreon.com/asterios. But can you blame me? After all, patreon.com/asterios is an amazing website filled with wonderful content at amazingly low prices!

So this Thanksgiving, I asked my podcast listeners to help me out. I said I’d send a free book to anyone who gave thanks for patreon.com/asterios during Thanksgiving dinner.

It did not go well!

Awkward Ride Home

“Bless Us, O Lord”

A Very Goku Thanksgiving

Five Minutes Of Silence

“Some Random Guy”

Sorry, Mom

Mom’s Cancer Treatment

“Just Announce It”

“Brutal Surgery”

“WHAT?”

Bryan’s Prayer

Surprisingly Wholesome

I’m thankful to ALL my listeners, patreon supporters, twitch subs and just random people who’ve decided to help keep this 37 year old boomer alive. See you next year, and don’t forget…