(15:06:07) Lolzrfunni: WAIT

(15:06:09) Lolzrfunni: WHAT'S THIS

(15:06:17) Lolzrfunni: IT'S THAT TIME OF THE THING AGAIN

(15:06:23) Lolzrfunni: THE BIG RACE

(15:06:29) Lolzrfunni: TIME TO COMMENTATE!

(15:06:37) Lolzrfunni: SOMEONE GET READY TO PASTE THIS!

(15:06:41) sahdee: Get Rem something special Lolz.

(15:06:48) Zwoosh: brb

(15:06:49) ChatBot: Lolzrfunni is now known as (Commentator).

(15:07:05) sahdee: I'm still not over the Bid Bird picture

(15:07:14) (Commentator): HEEEELLLOOO AND WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO THE SAPPHIRE DISTRICT 500!

(15:07:18) (Rem_Mobile): :D

(15:07:25) DBCrumpets: hru commentatorator!

(15:07:27) (Commentator): Let's run through the Qualifying results!

(15:07:53) (Commentator): Redis did well in the qualifying, scoring pole position in the race with a brilliant time!

(15:08:24) (Commentator): For a first time racer, Muffin Mobile did well to come in second place on the grid

(15:08:33) AllStarr: woot!

(15:09:02) (Commentator): Rallycross Fighter and The Fatmobile Grand Prix Edition came 3rd and 4th on the grid

(15:09:11) DBCrumpets: ಠ_ಠ

(15:09:24) (Commentator): Bleekicker, Fro, and Elim came 5th, 6th and 7th

(15:09:39) (Commentator): Beard and Wheels, driven by Rebound, came 8th

(15:09:42) sahdee: Aww, I remember these rolls

(15:09:47) (Commentator): CTR0 came 9th

(15:09:51) sahdee: I'm not happy with my result

(15:09:55) sahdee: :(

(15:10:00) (Commentator): and the horsey came 10th!

(15:10:03) sahdee: Chatbot is a vicious monster

(15:10:05) DBCrumpets: It's your cakeday so you get a +1 to all rolls

(15:10:31) (Commentator): heh

(15:10:33) (Commentator): suuuuuuure

(15:10:43) Zwoosh: back

(15:10:46) Zwoosh: and I has pudding

(15:11:13) sahdee: What kind?

(15:11:41) Zwoosh: Vanilla with a secret ingredient

(15:11:41) (Commentator): unfortunately, Sahdee failed to qualify!

(15:11:53) sahdee: ^ T.T

(15:11:58) ChatBot: luuklilo is now known as (luugaming).

(15:12:03) Zwoosh: y u so mean to sze Queen

(15:12:12) (Commentator): Her car was so slow that we couldn't let her race!

(15:12:15) (Commentator): disaster!

(15:12:18) (Commentator): but...

(15:12:24) (Commentator): we are giving her a chance

(15:12:40) (Commentator): if this 20 sided dice rolls over ten

(15:12:45) (Commentator): we will let her race

(15:12:48) sahdee: Nah it's fine. I did get second place last time

(15:12:48) (Commentator): ooooooh

(15:12:56) ChatBot: (Commentator) rolls 1d20 and gets 7.

(15:12:59) (Commentator): bad luck

(15:13:03) Zwoosh: :O

(15:13:05) (Commentator): sahdee is not in the race

(15:13:11) Zwoosh: roll again

(15:13:13) (Commentator): and now, a short interlud

(15:14:29) (Commentator): well, that was fun

(15:14:32) (Commentator): back to the race

(15:14:34) Zwoosh: :|

(15:14:49) (Commentator): Luukie qualified 13th

(15:14:59) (Commentator): Zwoosh qualified 15th

(15:15:12) (Commentator): and Rem qualified in 19th

(15:15:20) (Commentator): and the race is about to begin

(15:15:32) (Commentator): the cars are lined up ready to start

(15:15:39) (Rem_Mobile): >19th

(15:15:43) (Commentator): 3

(15:15:45) (Commentator): 2

(15:15:46) (Commentator): 1

(15:15:48) (Commentator): GO

(15:15:49) (Commentator): GO

(15:15:50) (Commentator): GOOO

(15:15:55) (Commentator): and the race begins

(15:15:57) Zwoosh: 8)

(15:16:01) (Commentator): Redis is doing well to hold position

(15:16:05) (Commentator): into the first corner

(15:16:11) (Commentator): redis making a bold move

(15:16:17) (Commentator): trying to cut the inside line

(15:16:25) (Commentator): a risky manouver

(15:16:31) (Commentator): and DISASTER!

(15:16:34) (Commentator): HE'S CRASHED!

(15:16:44) Zwoosh: :O

(15:16:46) (Commentator): OH! wHAT A DISASTER!

(15:16:52) redis213: XO

(15:16:55) (Commentator): RALLYCROSS FIGHTER SMASHES INTO HIS SIDE!

(15:17:05) Californicus: That escalated quickly.

(15:17:07) sahdee: Nooo! Redis!

(15:17:09) (Commentator): AND CDOS HAS FAILED TO START COMPLETELY!

(15:17:14) sahdee: lol

(15:17:20) sahdee: Poor doss

(15:17:28) (Commentator): MUFFIN MOBILE IS IN THE LEAD

(15:17:33) (Commentator): FROM THE FATMOBILE

(15:17:52) (Commentator): Fro is making a move to pass Blee

(15:17:58) (Commentator): Elim is sitting tight

(15:18:07) (Commentator): and what's this?

(15:18:09) sahdee: Go Muffin!

(15:18:14) (Commentator): THE YETI MOBILE!

(15:18:20) (Commentator): IT APPEARED FROM NOWHERE!

(15:18:24) (Commentator): HE IS CHARGING

(15:18:29) (Commentator): FROM 17TH TO 15TH

(15:18:34) (Commentator): PAST LUUK AND REM

(15:18:56) (Commentator): Going round the corner

(15:19:01) (Commentator): he is threatening Theel

(15:19:04) (Commentator): they go left

(15:19:07) (Commentator): they go right

(15:19:13) (Commentator): AND THEEL SPINS OUT

(15:19:18) (Commentator): INTO THE BARRIERS!

(15:19:21) (Commentator): WHAT A DISASTER!

(15:19:36) (Commentator): LOOK'S LIKE THE DRIVER IS OK, BUT THE STRINKMOBILE IS WRECKED

(15:20:18) (Commentator): LUUK IS SPEEDING UP INCREDIBLY

(15:20:40) (Commentator): PAST THE HORSEY

(15:20:42) (Commentator): PAST ELIM

(15:20:59) (Commentator): Fro is losing ground!

(15:21:06) (Commentator): We are on lap two now

(15:21:14) (Commentator): and CTR0 has dropped to 12th

(15:21:24) (Commentator): four cars have retired

(15:21:41) (Commentator): and the Yeti Mobile is challenging for the lead!

(15:22:00) (Commentator): BUT NOT IF MUFFIN MOBILE HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

(15:22:05) (Commentator): IT'S AMAZING

(15:22:14) (Commentator): ALLSTAR IS HOGGING THE ROAD

(15:22:20) AllStarr: haha, nerds!

(15:22:21) (Commentator): THE YETI MOBILE STILL CHARGES

(15:22:35) (Commentator): AND BEARD ON WHEELS IS SPEEDING AS WELL!

(15:22:39) (Commentator): PAST THE FATMOBILE!

(15:22:41) sahdee: Whoo! Go Starr!

(15:23:20) (Commentator): AND THE HORSEY HAS STOPPED

(15:23:23) (Commentator): NOT AGAIN!

(15:23:36) (Commentator): THIS TIME HE'S SEEN THE CHELTENHAM DERBY!

(15:23:41) (Commentator): THERE'S NO STOPPING IT

(15:23:55) (Commentator): BUT IT'S NOWHERE NEAR THE RACE TRACK ANYMORE!

(15:24:05) (Commentator): NOT AGAIN

(15:24:18) (Commentator): AND OZ HAS CRASHED

(15:24:21) ChatBot: Red_October logs into the Chat.

(15:24:22) Red_October: hru

(15:24:26) (Commentator): THE MOBILEMOBILE HAS HIT A WALL!

(15:24:27) AllStarr: hru Red!

(15:24:29) sahdee: hru Red!

(15:24:33) (SpamWork4587): Hru Red

(15:24:34) (Commentator): AND HIT A DROP BEAR!

(15:24:36) Zwoosh: Hru Red

(15:24:37) (Commentator): AND A KANGAROO!

(15:24:40) (Rem_Mobile): Hru red!

(15:24:40) (Commentator): AND A KOALA!

(15:24:45) (Commentator): AND A CACTUS!

(15:24:52) Red_October: ooo its race day

(15:24:57) (Commentator): HE'S GONE STRAIGHT INTO THE AUSTRALIAN WILDLIFE SHOWCASE STAND!

(15:25:12) (Commentator): AND NOW ANGRY WILDLIFE IS MAULING HIS CAR

(15:25:32) (Commentator): And Lolz is catching up to Beard On Wheels

(15:25:47) (Commentator): Beard On Wheels is chasing the Yeti Mobile

(15:25:58) (Commentator): The Yeti Mobile is chasing Muffin Mobile!

(15:26:13) (Commentator): Zwoosh has gone into the pits for a tyre change

(15:26:24) (Commentator): he is now in last place of the remaining cars!

(15:26:31) sahdee: Nooo!

(15:26:33) (Commentator): BUT YETI MOBILE IS PAST!

(15:26:43) (Commentator): MUFFIN MOBILE HAS LOST FIRST PLACE

(15:26:48) (Commentator): BUT HE GAINS IT BACK

(15:26:54) AllStarr: ooohhhh yea

(15:27:02) (Commentator): AND THEN THE YETIMOBILE CUTS HIM OFF

(15:27:09) AllStarr: 8o

(15:27:16) (Commentator): MUFFIN MOBILE HAS TO DEFEND AGAINST THE BEARD ON WHEELS

(15:27:23) (Commentator): BUT HE'S GOING FASTER AGAIN

(15:27:28) (Commentator): THREATENING YETIMOBILE

(15:27:29) sahdee: Kill! Kill! Kill!

(15:27:43) AllStarr: Kill! Kill! Kill!

(15:27:44) Zwoosh: Oh noes

(15:27:45) (Commentator): HE'S RAMN YETIMOBILE!

(15:27:47) Zwoosh: Last palce

(15:28:05) (Commentator): RAMMED YETI MOBILE! BUT YETI MOBILE HAS SPIKES ON THE REAR!

(15:28:13) (Commentator): ALL THAT STUBBLE IS CAUSING DAMAGE!

(15:28:35) ChatBot: Zwoosh is now known as (Z_Gaming).

(15:28:39) (Commentator): Infamous passes blee fifth

(15:28:48) (Commentator): but the real fight are these top three

(15:28:53) (Commentator): as we go onto our final lap

(15:29:06) (Commentator): Luuk is past Fro, Blee and Elim

(15:29:16) (Commentator): MUFFIN MOBILE TAKES THE LEAD

(15:29:27) AllStarr: brb

(15:29:30) (Commentator): BUT BEARD ON WHEELS PASSES HIM ON THE DRAFT!

(15:29:31) AllStarr: also yay!

(15:29:41) (Commentator): BUT YETIMOBILE PASSES THEM BOTH

(15:29:52) (Commentator): AND MUFFINMOBILE PASSES BEARD ON WHEELS

(15:30:01) (Commentator): IT'S AMAZING

(15:30:20) (Commentator): THESE CARS ARE FIGHTING IT OUR FOR FIRST

(15:30:31) (Commentator): THEY ARE THE THREE FASTEST CARS ON TRACK

(15:30:47) (Commentator): AND THEY ARE LESS THAN A SECOND BEHIND EACH OTHER

(15:30:55) (Commentator): ALLSTAR MAKES A MOVE!

(15:30:59) ChatBot: (Rem_Mobile) has been logged out (Timeout).

(15:31:04) (Commentator): YETIMOBILE SEES IT AND DEFENDS!

(15:31:12) (Commentator): BUT BEARD ON WHEELS IS ON THE INSIDE!

(15:31:17) (Commentator): AMAZING!

(15:31:21) (Commentator): SPONTACULAR!

(15:31:28) (Commentator): MONDIFEROUS!

(15:31:39) (Commentator): THEY ARE THREE WIDE

(15:31:42) (Commentator): THE FINAL CORNER

(15:31:47) (Commentator): WHO WILL WIN?

(15:31:51) (Commentator): ITS....

(15:31:53) (Commentator): ITS..

(15:31:59) (Commentator): ITS YETIMOBILE!

(15:32:06) (Commentator): FOLLOWED BY MUFFIN MOBILE!

(15:32:11) (Commentator): AND THEN BEARD ON WHEELS

(15:32:11) sahdee: Whoo!

(15:32:13) (Commentator): AMAZING

(15:32:19) Red_October: Nice job!

(15:32:58) (Commentator): Infamous in 5th

(15:33:00) (Commentator): silly me

(15:33:19) sahdee: Then who's fourth?

(15:33:28) (Commentator): The Fatmobile is in 4th

(15:33:33) (Commentator): that was a technical error

(15:33:46) (Commentator): Infamous in 5th

(15:33:49) (Commentator): Luuk in th

(15:33:51) (Commentator): 6th

(15:34:06) (Commentator): Blee 7th

(15:34:11) (Commentator): Fro 8th

(15:34:19) (Commentator): Elim 9th

(15:34:26) (Commentator): CTR0 10th

(15:34:52) (Commentator): Remmmy 11th

(15:35:00) (Commentator): Zwoosh 12th

(15:35:09) (Z_Gaming): yeyish

(15:35:13) (Commentator): the horsey is counted as 13th

(15:35:20) (Commentator): ozzy is 14th

(15:35:27) (Commentator): Theel counts as 15th

(15:35:54) (Commentator): Rallycross Fighter in 16th

(15:36:01) (Commentator): Redis in 17th

(15:36:04) (Commentator): Cdos in 18th

(15:36:38) (Commentator): and neither Sahdee nor Tele managed to qualify

(15:36:48) (Commentator): and that about wraps it up!

(15:36:55) (Commentator): another exciting Grand Prix is over

(15:37:01) (Commentator): Tune in tomorrow for results!

(15:37:08) (Commentator): and it's a Bruuuu from me!