"And don't forget my hat!"

While nothing can ever top the Donald Trump supporter who knew Trump truly wanted to make America great again because "it's on his hat," let’s take a few moments to hear from his fans who, facts be damned, thinks his vile rhetoric sounds like it could be true, which somehow translates into him being a great American patriot. Really.

There’s Daniel Ward, who totally buys into Trump’s tale of seeing thousands of New Jersey Muslims’ celebrating as the Twin Towers came down on 9/11, saying that:

This is what I like about Donald Trump. I really believe, at the core, he’s very patriotic,” Ward said before the rally. “I really believe he loves America and he wants to see the best for America and for the American people.”

No word on what “this” actually is.

Then there’s Prudence Wilkie, who says:

“I just think he likes America, which is what we don’t see right now … and he’s very successful because America makes that possible. That’s why I like him — he’s a winner,” she said.

No word on what he’s actually won.

We have Donald Landry, who blames the media for the controversies surrounding Trump’s hate speech:

“A lot of the liberal networks kind of hound on all that stuff. That’s what makes the news. It influences, I think, weak-minded people, instead of the people that really need to know the facts about what’s going on.”

No word if Mr. Landry knows the meaning of the word “facts.”

And let’s not forget Fred Schneider.