GOD OF WAR 3: oral sex simulator! - 04-09-2010, 10:27 AM 04-09-2010, 10:27 AM



The plot seems innocent: a man seeks to kill the false pagan gods of ancient greece, today known as demons. On the way he kills everything in his path, echoing many of the most thrilling passages of the Bible:



Quote: Originally Posted by Jesus

Deuteronomy 32:17-25: "For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. I will heap mischiefs upon them; I will spend mine arrows upon them. They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust. The sword without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the virgin, the suckling also with the man of gray hairs”



Hosea 13:16: "...for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up”



Micah 3:3-4 ...who pluck off their skin from off them, and their flesh from off their bones; Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron. Then shall they cry unto the LORD, but He will not hear them



Nahum 3:3 -10 The horseman lifteth up both the bright sword and the glittering spear: and there is a multitude of slain, and a great number of carcases; and there is none end of their corpses; they stumble upon their corpses:...her young children also were dashed in pieces at the top of all the streets



Hosea 13:8 I will meet them as a bear that is bereaved of her whelps, and will rend the caul of their heart, and there will I devour them like a lion: the wild beast shall tear them.



So what, you say? A major part of playing God of war 3 consists of fighting "boss monsters". A major part of fighting "boss monsters" consists of finding their weak point, and then hitting it, over and over and over, until there is an explosive - dare I say climactic - end to the battle.



The "weak points" of boos monsters have far, far too much in common with the female clitorus. Like the clitorus, these weak spots are small shiny circles, sometimes even pink, often covered up until some "fore-play" is carried out. The the weakpoint/clitorus becomes visible, the "player" has a short time to target the weakpoint/clit ignoring all else and pounding away at it. After a few minutes, kaboom!



That's right: children fighting "boss monsters" are actually perfecting their oral sex skills! Worst of all, studies show that more and more girls are starting to play video games, resulting in the skills required for lesbianism!



Due to the pornographic nature of these games, I won't post many pictures as examples. Here are a few of the "less" lewd ones I've found:







Opening up to uncover the "weak spot":







Bayonetta, another oral-sex game:







Others have pointed out that the God of War series includes female nipples. This is true. Imagine your son, innocently disembowelling centaurs and gouging out cyclops eyeballs, when all of the sudden, he is forever, irretrevably scarred by the sight of a female nipple. That's the fate he will suffer if you allow him to play God of War 3. God of War 3 is a video game for the Playstation 3.0 which, like the Trojan Horse of greek mythology, looks shiny and nice on the outside, but contains vicious secrets within its bowels, which explode out once they have entered your walls.The plot seems innocent: a man seeks to kill the false pagan gods of ancient greece, today known as demons. On the way he kills everything in his path, echoing many of the most thrilling passages of the Bible:So what's the problem, you ask? Take a look at his primary weapons system. It's not a gun, it's not even a sword. Whatever it is, it moves and sounds like a tounge. No picture does it justice, you have to see and hear it animated. The hero does not shoot, stab or hack opponents, he LICKS them.So what, you say? A major part of playing God of war 3 consists of fighting "boss monsters". A major part of fighting "boss monsters" consists of finding their weak point, and then hitting it, over and over and over, until there is an explosive - dare I say climactic - end to the battle.The "weak points" of boos monsters have far, far too much in common with the female clitorus. Like the clitorus, these weak spots are small shiny circles, sometimes even pink, often covered up until some "fore-play" is carried out. The the weakpoint/clitorus becomes visible, the "player" has a short time to target the weakpoint/clit ignoring all else and pounding away at it. After a few minutes, kaboom!That's right: children fighting "boss monsters" are actually perfecting their oral sex skills! Worst of all, studies show that more and more girls are starting to play video games, resulting in the skills required for lesbianism!Due to the pornographic nature of these games, I won't post many pictures as examples. Here are a few of the "less" lewd ones I've found:Opening up to uncover the "weak spot":Bayonetta, another oral-sex game:Others have pointed out that the God of War series includes female nipples. This is true. Imagine your son, innocently disembowelling centaurs and gouging out cyclops eyeballs, when all of the sudden, he is forever, irretrevably scarred by the sight of a female nipple. That's the fate he will suffer if you allow him to play God of War 3.

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