I was Man of Honor (get it?) for my best friend last weekend. One of my jobs was getting the groom to the wedding. I made him the following first aid kit!



Fun Side

1. The flask of Jack was in my pocket, ironically it was the bride who used that.

2. Dugout, used mostly by me.

3. Three cheap cigars for groomsmen and one nice one for the happy couple.

4. Matches and Lighter. We used them for a bonfire as well as smoking.

5. Aspirin, for the next morning.



Safe Side

1. Hair gel and comb, I picked him up in a convertible.

2. Lip Balm for when the glasses were tinkling.

3. Nasal decongestant for all the talking.

4. Safety Pins, again used by me. . . too much dancing.

5. Eye drops for that "I couldn't be more moved" look.

6. Rubber bands, hair clips, multi-utility pocket knife tool



Things I forgot

1. Tampons.

2. Thread to go with the needle.