Lockout Override Review by Rich To BDavison: I did this as well and thought I was pretty well screwed but on close examination found a slight depression in the shield that allowed me to depress the horn button. It turns out the Sphere uses the horn as an override function, required by Federal law for access by First Responders. Simply tapping in the "Shave and a Haircut" sequence shuts the sphere down. However, unless the whole system is power cycled, the next time the horn is sounded it will reactivate quickly and it could cause injury to bystanders.

Heightened Mortality Salience Review by Gary The purpose of the Sphere is to heighten mortality salience. However, if the Sphere is set too high, mortality salience may be debilitating. Users are warned to moderate the strength of the Sphere to optimize cortical stimulation without impeding motor control and prefrontal judgement functions.

Rock Chalk, y'all,

Dr. J. Hawk

discontinued Review by rampage does this mean the cube of hypochondria has been discontinued?



is there an upgrade path?





Filtering Review by Porn-Hair Don't try to lane split using this prodick..

Don't ask..... trust me

Filtering Review by Porn-Hair Don't try to Split Lanes with this product...

Don't ask... just trust me.

Voltage Review by illnoise Man, another case of discrimination against owners of 6-volt bikes. Why can't you make a 6-volt version for vintage Vespas, and a positive ground version for british bike owners?

great-now how do I get on? Review by bdavison I installed this and followed the instructions. I used the remote feature, and turned it on, but I cant get it to disarm. Everytime I get close to the bike, it knocks me across the room, and my hair smells funny. Im also getting this uncontrollable twitching in my leg. It works good though, the neighbors cat came by yesterday, and last time I saw it, it was running around in circles in their front yard, and its whiskers were smoking..