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Hitler and the rest of Team Nazi are losing in Conquest

00:00 - 00:03 The enemy team have just taken the Gold Fury with their Hog

00:04 - 00:05 They are pushing down the right lane

00:05 - 00:07 and are making their way towards the Phoenix

00:08 - 00:12 We can defend, but they will definitely head for the Fire Giant

00:12 - 00:15 And once they get the buff, they will easily take the left Phoenix

00:17 - 00:19 Their Hog is down

00:19 - 00:21 Athena can Hog to steal the Fire Giant

00:24 - 00:26 My leader...

00:27 - 00:28 ...she

00:31 - 00:33 She did not buy a HOG 3 and has gone Fist of the Gods

00:34 - 00:36 We told her to go Hog 3

00:53 - 00:58 If you are not leagued in silver, gold, diamond, leave now

01:13 - 01:15 Why does she have a Fist?!

01:15 - 01:17 Since when does support buy a Fist?!?

01:18 - 01:23 I knew she was a noob right from the fucking start when she didn't buy any fucking wards

01:25 - 01:28 This whole game is going to shit

01:29 - 01:31 I didn't even want to play solo lane

01:31 - 01:34 I am easily the best here at playing adc

01:34 - 01:37 Last game I owned with Apollo 15 for 0 for 8

01:37 - 01:40 But you insisted that you wanted to try out fucking Hou Yi

01:40 - 01:42 My leader he looked really good in the YouTube preview vid-

01:42 - 01:46 He's the weakest new God ever! I told you he's a pile of shit!

01:46 - 01:48 My leader, but his ultimate looks so cool

01:48 - 01:52 Is all you care about how cool the twatting ultimate looks?

01:53 - 01:54 You're 0 for 5!

01:56 - 01:57 I've been soloing against Hades

01:57 - 02:00 And I'm telling you that is a difficult lane to handle with any God

02:00 - 02:03 and even worse when Thor has to babysit the adc all game

02:04 - 02:08 What are these stupid retarded items that you're building for him anyway?

02:08 - 02:13 You haven't got any lifesteal and haven't even finished Warrior Tabi and you're now level 15

02:14 - 02:16 Is it so difficult to finish an item in full?

02:17 - 02:21 You're about as dangerous as someone playing on a 56k dial-up modem, like Stalin

02:27 - 02:29 I don't even know why I play with you guys

02:30 - 02:34 I play better alone, I'm in Diamond league on 1v1 Joust

02:34 - 02:36 I should be in the Pro Leagues!

02:41 - 02:42 This is shit

02:43 - 02:47 I can't carry this game on my own with all the crowd control they have and Ares chaining me constantly

02:48 - 02:53 If we had a decent adc and rotating support in the duo lane

02:54 - 02:56 We'd have dicked them in the early game

02:56 - 02:59 We haven't managed to get one Gold Fury all game

03:00 - 03:02 And now their Anhur and jungler are fed to shit

03:04 - 03:07 Don't cry, he rages like this every time they lose

03:14 - 03:16 I could normally carry with Ra in the solo lane

03:19 - 03:23 It's just... Mercury got ahead too early and got 3 ganks on me...

03:25 - 03:26 I forgot to Aegis

03:31 - 03:33 The Titan, has fallen

03:40 - 03:46 I don't think I can play another one, not after a defeat like that and the shame it's caused me

03:46 - 03:49 It will take me a long time to get over this