Matthew Heimbach isn’t having a great day. The controversial leader of the Traditionalist Worker Party was just released today on $1,000 bond from an Orange County, Indiana jail after being arrested for domestic battery and strangulation. The felony is further compounded by the fact that the alleged assault happened in front of Heimbach’s children. As the details come out, it seems more and more as if the “optics cucks” are going to win this longstanding debate. This doesn’t look good. In fact, if a handful of bad television writers wanted to make a terribly conceived White Nationalist TV show for USA Network, this would be how Season 4 would have ended. The leader of a nationally known National Socialist White Power movement lives in a rusty, old trailer in the Mid West. He looks like a young Santa Claus and is always surrounded by his Clappy Bois. Young Santa’s second-in-command is his wife’s stepfather. The stepfather has his own new, young wife. Young Santa decides to sleep with the young wife of his wife’s stepfather. It’s the kind of thing that will make Jerry Springer proud, and make Andrew Anglin say “I told you so”.

It’s alleged that a few days ago Matt Parrot, now former spokesperson for the TWP, discovered that the group’s leader and his son-in-law by marriage Matthew Heimbach had been having an affair with his wife. At some point, Heimbach’s wife was made aware of the affair and the two confronted Heimbach. The confrontation supposedly ended with Parrott being choked out twice: once at Heimbach’s home during the initial encounter, and after that again at Parrott’s home. At some point Heimbach’s wife and Parrott both fled to a nearby Walmart and called the police because apparently they couldn’t find a monster truck show to call from and had to settle for the second trashiest option. When police arrived, they heard what sounded like a “scuffle” and were notified that Heimbach allegedly choked and shoved his wife in front of their children. He was arrested for felony domestic strangulation in front of a child under 16.

In the aftermath, it seems as if the TWP is already in the process of disbanding, at least in it’s current form. Parrott has released a statement to the SPLC proclaiming that he is “done” and that “[SPLC] has won. Matt Parrott is out of the game.” He has since announced on Gab that he is shutting down all TWP related servers, including the website and any membership rosters. Others have chimed in declearing “The TWP is dead” while others have claimed they are simply in the process of “rebranding”. As of now, their website is still down.

RIP Young Santa and his Clappy Bois.





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