"You are the most mundane, unexceptional, bland, unremarkable, average unicorn to ever live. You should have been born an Earth Pony, then ponies might actually be impressed by your stage magic. Instead of looking at you with amusement at the oddity of a unicorn practicing fake magic. This school was founded for my mother to find her Element of Magic to cure Auntie Luna of her insanity . . . what in Tartarus was she on when she suffered the delusion that you could have ever been you? I left because I wanted to free of Celestia's control and her schemes. You? You left because you realized you didn't belong here, and you never did."