The mission of this blog was always simple: shine a spotlight on God’s noses. Noses are an issue that affects 99% of us. And while I won’t say that the 1% without noses are categorically evil, they are. Or Godless at the very least.

To every 16 year-old begging their rich parents for a nose job…stop. You’re most likely not beautiful, but your nose is. It’s not too big or too small for your face. Your face is probably just too small or too big for your perfect nose. And I want you to really take that to heart. Consider how it almost definitely is true that your face is the misshapen backdrop that ruins the lovely bowl of fruit just above your garish mouth, every day of your life. Your personality probably isn’t helping either.

I’d like to thank the following people:

In closing, Steve Jobs is gone, which thankfully proved once and for all that genius is fleeting. Well…so is each and every one of our noses. Cherish them. Idolize them. Follow them with that same cult-like zeal until we all wake up one day to find the world has finally ended. In about a year.

Thanks for the memories,

TMNN