In the 3+ years of PSAMP’s existence, I don’t think I’ve ever written a more fun headline. And really, it tells you everything that you need to know about this bizarre scenario. Roy Jones Jr., former champion boxer, played tic tac toe against a chicken at the Rivers Casino in Pittsburgh and won.

I mean, that’s not really something to be boasting about, especially when the chicken had a chance to win and all. How’s the chicken gonna pass up the opportunity to block Jones’ win and instead go for some random square? That’s just poor form, chicken.

Congrats to Jones on reaching the top of the mountain in another…sport?

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