You know how I do! It's gotten to the point where if I'm not working on a supercut, I feel kind of anxious. Anyway, this might be more pointed and ridiculous than even No Signal. Cell phones not working is a cliche that feels lazy, but you understand why it's necessary. Closing mirrors (or whatever) and having someone standing there (or not) as a jump scare (or sigh of relief) is, like, something that should have only worked once. Horror cinema trots it out so often, it's like beating a dead horse for the pure spectacle of horse-beating. Whatever, I obviously love it.

Funnily enough, when I told Gabe about my idea for this a few months ago, he brought up comedian Paul F. Tompkins' recent bit about this very phenomenon (and why it wouldn't work for him because his bathroom is too small). For a second, I thought maybe thought this wasn't worth putting together since it'd already been noted on such a comedic scale. But again, whatever. I think this context really helps convey how big of an epidemic we're dealing with.

Edited to add: Here's the complete list of the sampled movies: