Roy Zimmerman‘s latest song perfectly encapsulates the current state of our Supreme Court:

They brought a case before us, a ruling we upheld

A private corporation can’t be legally compelled

When it violates its deep religious credo

To insure an employee against her wild libido

For in our esteemed opinion a woman has the right

To work for Hobby Lobby and to keep her legs shut tight

For the company, like a church, has a morality

No other church sells Elmers glue, but that’s a technicality