These cookies are asking for your attention. Not so much begging or pleading, but asking nicely for you to pay attention.

They’re here to tell you that they’re a little to big, a little too sweet, have a little too much bacon, and yea… too much chocolate, too. They’re crisp and they don’t care about your affection for chewy. They’re gluten-free, but really… they never needed gluten in the first place. They’re the boss. They know it. Don’t play.

Peanut Butter.

Bacon.

Dark Chocolate.

Get on the bandwagon before these cookies raise their voice. Nobody wants that.

See also: Peanut Butter Bacon Pancakes. Sorry. Also, not sorry.

These cookies are so easy you’re going to feel like you’re cheating… like you’re getting way with something… like you’re part human and part bacon-cooking genius. (Because bacon-cooking geniuses aren’t human. We all know that.)

Peanut butter plus two sugars: granulated and brown. A one to one ratio. Once cup peanut butter and one cup sugar.

We’re off to a good start.

An egg too.

Maybe a dash of vanilla extract if you’re feeling extra fancy.

And we can’t forget the baking soda.

But that’s it!

There’s no flour in these cookies. They’re the ultimate in gluten-free because there never was any gluten to begin with!

The cookies stick together with the magic of peanut butter and egg. It’s a baking science that we should just acknowledge, accept, and appreciate.

The cookie batter will be rather thick, a bit greasy (don’t be scared), and maybe a bit grainy, too (still don’t be scared).

Add chopped bacon and chocolate: generous and aggressive.

Rolled into large balls making sure to get lots of bacon and chocolate in each cookie.

Rolled in sugar. That’s just the way of the peanut butter cookie.

Big, stacked, sweet, salty, peanut butter-y GOOD!

If you’re still reading this please stop. Stop right now and go make these. They will win you friends, lovers, allies, and admirers. These are true words.