There's a 40-year-old guy named David Kelley in Germantown, Maryland. And last week, he was working as a Salvation Army bell ringer, collecting donations outside Walmart. Well... David took some PCP. After that, he started getting into arguments with the people who walked by... yelling stuff including, quote, "I am John Wayne"... and gyrating his pelvis yelling, "Ladies!" Eventually, he PUNCHED a guy in the face. The cops came, and after he shrugged off a few shots from their Tasers thanks to his PCP POWER, they wound up tackling him. He could be facing assault charges.

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