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viridian-sun:

geostatonary: viridian-sun: geostatonary: viridian-sun: geostatonary: So the Exalted tag gets men in swimsuits, while the Nobilis tag is now getting wallpaper.

You win this time, Exalted.

don’t you know? exalted 3.0 is actually hunks in anima-colored speedos frolicking on the beach and splashing water at one another playfully.

“Okay, so SHIRT-CASTIGATING DAWN has challenged RIPPLING PECTORAL ZENITH and BARA BOMBSHELL ECLIPSE to some beach volleyball. Meanwhile, CURVACEOUS EXEMPLAR FULL MOON and ADONIC PRINCIPLED DEFILER are frolicking in the waves. You are all running low on mai tais. What do you do?”

This is a good example of a session prompt.

The Beach Hunk shard got shafted in Shards of the Exalted Dream.

We can always homerule it, right?



Beach Hunk Exalted: Where everything is the same, we cut the crap, and everything is inexplicably framed in the context of typical beach activities.

The Yozi? Kicked off the beach, only have Cecylene and Kimbery now. Challenge the Exalted annually to volleyball games to get back (they have a lot of practice), but are defeated each time. Doesn’t stop demons from showing up to beach parties.



The Realm? They run the largest beach resort, owned by Scarlet Holdings Co. The CEO is missing, and her children are squabbling over it.

Heaven? Beach bureaucrats. Drink a questionable amount for bureaucrats on the job, but no one questions it. It’s on the beach. The UCS can be seen lifeguarding sometimes by day, with Luna doing so by night. Use Sidereals to keep order and arrange various beach contests behind the scenes.

The returned Solars are looking for Beach Justice and a good time.

