



If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong





Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt





You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice





When in doubt, mumble





Never tell your problems to anyone. 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them





You’re never too old to learn something stupid





Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine





Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button





Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate





Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted





Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”





It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose





If you can’t convince them, confuse them





Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes





No one is listening until you fart





Only dead fish go with the flow





The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it





AWESO__ is incomplete without ME





Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!



