here's why my hero of a Snack Exchange Santa is better than YOURS:

MOTHER.

FUCKING.

PACKING PEANUTS.

Packing peanuts are the most awesome thing in the fucking world, and my goddamn match got me a WHOLE FREAKIN' BOX. That's right, you jealous losers. A whole box. Look at the photos. This person whose generosity knows no bounds packed an entire box full of these heavenly creations for me to enjoy. I could LIVE off these fuckin' things.

In fact, this redditor was nice enough to even make sure my packing peanuts were 1000% BEST QUALITY by cushioning them with some of these strange looking bag things with crazy symbols and characters on them. I wonder what they are. There's a photo of them laid out on the table. No doubt the best of some crazy Japanese insulation material that ensures packing peanuts retain 100% freshness on their way here.

MOTHERFUCKING PACKING PEANUTS!

(in all seriousness, you got me almost exactly what I got MY matchup, which is too funny. Being Asian, I love these snacks. Perfect selection. Thanks!)