We got your bipartisanship right here. Everyone hates the Baucus plan, which appears to be little more than an opportunity to revitalize the Republican party in the eyes of younger voters and the middle class. Basically, your options in American politics right now are evil and stupid (R) or spineless and stupid (D).

You’re doing a heckuva job, Brownie Baucus.

On the upside, Humana, Wellpoint, and United Health group are getting a nice little boost in their stock price today. No one could have predicted…