This year’s FIFA Women’s World Cup has been the gayest sporting event ever, as you see reflected here in this small selection of gay tweets compiled by Heather and ranked by thirst by Rachel.

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build a megan rapinoe statue and put in the lawn at the white house — whitney medworth (@its_whitney) June 28, 2019

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I still chant it as "WE-R-GAY" but, yes. — Jess Martin (@OpenEyedSneeze) July 2, 2019

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Just ran a group of men out of the bar. ⚽️ pic.twitter.com/wvAgU6cvwd — Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) June 28, 2019

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As a kid, USWNT goalie Ashlyn Harris once hit a bully with a dead catfish. This is how I imagine a meeting between Trump and the team would go. — Meredith Clark (@MeredithLClark) June 26, 2019

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If god hates gays so much then explain the USWNT — drunk haught (@drunkhaught) July 2, 2019

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I would be happy to profile Megan Rapinoe for your publication. — roxane gay (@rgay) June 28, 2019

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Straight ppl finding out Megan Rapinoe rules during pride month almost feels hurtful… You can be obsessed w/ her in July, allies. — Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) June 30, 2019

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https://twitter.com/KTHeaney/status/1144713249490972672

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Men are just intimidated by Megan Rapinoe because she’s better than them at soccer and making women orgasm. — The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 2, 2019

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It may not be the White House, but we’d be happy to welcome @mPinoe & the entire #USWMNT for a tour of the House of Representatives anytime they’d like. 🇺🇸 https://t.co/ccgqE8vCds — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) June 28, 2019

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https://twitter.com/spacedanvcrs/status/1146189235290103808

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bitches are only watching the fifa women’s world cup bc they have a crush on megan rapinoe. its me. im bitches — suburban dad (@callieblackst) June 28, 2019

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Happy World #pride today and every day!!

I love you, @Ashlyn_Harris and I am infinitely so proud to be yours.❤️🏳️‍🌈👭💅🏽 #DareToShine @ Lyon, France https://t.co/EkrYUp0SAt — Ali Krieger (@alikrieger) June 30, 2019

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Canons of love poetry:

1.) John Donne chiding the sun (Must to thy motions lovers' seasons run blah blah)

2.) Sue Bird’s conclusion to her column about Megan Rapinoe pic.twitter.com/JLiGf29Ogw — iva (@ivadixit) July 2, 2019

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Tobin Heath let me brush your hair — Katie Nolan (@katienolan) June 28, 2019

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I’m over here wishing I was the ball — GIULIA 🕊 (@giuliasntana) July 2, 2019

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I mean I wouldn’t mind being mounted by Tobin like that but that’s not what’s important here — Ashanti 🇧🇸🏳️‍🌈 (@ShanLaShawn) July 2, 2019

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https://twitter.com/lgbtqfc/status/1146134679902400512

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