Nelson Grubble is a unique individual. He will charm you in any way possible. He will ruin your life, though. These are true stories about some of the most f***ed up things that you could ever imagine. Nelson is the kind of guy you don't associate yourself with. He definitely isn't the one you want to take home to Momma.

To some people this will be a tutorial.

To some a warning.

Choose carefully how you take what you take from this book.

This book is not recommended for children or anyone under the age of 17. Discretion is advised.