Whether you managed to harass your friends into joining a team at the last minute or are allergic to exercise, evaluating the Storm the Wall team names has been a time-honoured tradition here at The Ubyssey.

Some are wholesome, some are punny and some are just cringeworthy (*cough* Trump related names *cough*). For the complete Storm the Wall team roster, go here.

Funny:

Beet Our Thyme

Cirque Du Sore Legs

JONAS brothers

Moderately Attractive Squad

Not the Country, Kenya

On Tuesdays We Storm

Pink Floyd

Short people also have a dream

Something Funny and Original?

The Mouthwatering Dogs?

This Was Way Too Last Minute

Vegan Superpowers





Wall puns:

Ain't No Wallaback Girl 2.0

Alchowallics

Anyways, Here's Wonderwall

Bricks out for Wallamabe

Bunch of fungis getting over a wall

George Stormthewallpoulus

Holy Walkamolies

Paul Blart Wall Cop

Smash Mouth-Wall Star

Wall in this Together

WALL·E

Wallter White





Trump-related:

10 feet taller

10ft Higher

Asylum Seekers

Bad Hombres

Grab Them by the Wall

Make UBCDanceClub Great Again

Mexico storms the wall

Nasty Women and a Bad Hombre

See Trump walls don't work

SFU Will Pay for the Wall

Storm Trump's Wall

The Trump Wall Trumpers





Faculty-specific:

Almost all snakes

Active Listeners

BYE-ology

Children of Chbe

Fission Chips

I KIN (maybe) do this!

Pharma-cute-icals

Storm the Cell Wall

The Atoms Family