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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

JOHN CENA

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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malphite you are a fucking worthless braindead scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo

I sexually Identify as a Dank Meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the weed fields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a dank meme is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary Swastikas, 69 mm cannons and AMG-420 Dankfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “John Cena” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memiphobe and need to check your gay weed privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

hello am 48 year old mann from somalia. sorry for my bad england. i selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you i play with 400 ping on brazil server and im Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story

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All I see in your title is "NOTICE ME, NOTICE ME, NOTICE ME!! I'M AN INDIVIDUAL AND I DESERVE ATTENTION!" Do everyone a favor and choke yourself with those console wires, shove some tofu up your ass and stab yourself in the ears with some paintbrushes. Then maybe someone might notice or care about you.

NO PLEASE DON'T VACCINATE ME I DON'T WANT THE AUTIS- LoL is the best game ever and anyone who disagrees is ghey

NO! STOP! GET YOUR DIRTY, CANCEROUS HANDS AWAY FROM ME! DON'T TOUCH ME! AAAAAGGGHHHHHH THE TUMORS ARE SWARMING ALL OVER ME! I CAN FEEL MYSELF... BECOMING AUTIS- anyone wanna play minecraft?

You say Lady Gaga, I say Good meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You say Miley Cyrus, I say Good meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You say T-Pain, I say Good meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You say Eminem, I say Good meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You say Jonas Brother, Good meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 92% of memers have turned to Reddit degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of good memes, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE FUNNY MEMES DIE!!!!!

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It's simple. If you want to be a chess champion, you have to play chess for hours everyday. There's no other way. It's only about practice. If you start playing at age 3, when you're 20 you'll have thousand of hours of practice. The same goes for almost every activity in the world.That's probably why I'm so good at anal. My father trained me for hours everyday since I'm 3.

what the splork did you just say about me you little pengouin poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy waffles, I am very random and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on neopets top guilds, and I have over 300 confirmed toodles. I have trained in maple syrup bisexual combat and I am top alien on invader zim 64. you are nothing to me but another pancake. I will call you names out with precision been seen on this blag, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away saying that to me over the internet? Think again, pooper. as we speak I am contacting my secret network of preteen girls across myspace, and they are all very bisexual. your IP adress is being traced, so you better prepare for the storm, toodles. the storm that splorks that pathetic little thing you call your pumpkin. you think you're random, kid? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare randomness. Not only am I extensively trained in waffle combat, but I have access to then entire arsenal of the Club Pengouin Army of DOOOOOOMMMM and I will use it to it's full extent to spread your miserable peanut butter from the surface of this toast, you little poop. if only you could have known what tasty retributioon your little "random" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking toaster. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the price, you goddamn imatture hater. I will toast waffles all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, toodles

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Thats so troll dude

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I DREAM AND AI GET MEMES

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DONT LET UR MEMES BE DREAMS

DIE INSECT

TOO SOON EXECUTUS, YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON

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