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I am so sorry....



Johannes to break it down for ya...









please don't put me on ignore.... But some of you is so down on fonts..I'm gonna get my manJohannes to break it down for ya...

From the



( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived) From the Font Jokes challenge. See all 464 entries (closed)( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:07,

Good christ.

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08,

*Gazes In Awe*

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08,

This is about the best thing I have ever seen

with my two eyes ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:58,

Wow.





MotherFunking WINNER right there!



Edit:

Just... Wow!MotherFunking WINNER right there!Edit: archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08,

*headbutts screen instinctively*

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10,

Ha!

*mops ginger beer* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11,

HA!

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12,

pft

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13,



archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11,

Why am I looking at an unshopped picture of Vanessa Feltz?

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:12,

Because you love her and want to lick her forehead.

archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14,

Oh God, NOOOOOOOO!

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16,

holy fuck I shouldn't have asked

*licks* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:17,

phwoar

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18,

That's just wrong

:D ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:19,



wrong



lush ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:20,

WTF?

CHRIST ( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived) ( , Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18,

This is genius!



If you were a lady horse I'd marry you. archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08,

Fucking epic.

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:08,

I've clicked "I like this!" AND "Ignore" just to be sure :)

(only joking...but about which one!!?) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09,

that is EPIC

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09,

Wow

Winnar. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09,

Put you on ignore?

Nothing Captain loves more than massive wiggers. Hooray for you, chuts, and hooray for this. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09,

O_O

A

M

A

Z

I

N

G



*drops it like it's hot* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09,

put you on ignore?

I'm hoping that one day the whole board will just be you... and I can sit and watch what happens. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09,

:D

*plots* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18,

I think I might set up a second accoutn

and put everyone else on ignore... then see what that looks like. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:38,

fucking hell

this is the winner. close the competition Fraser! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:09,

hahahaha

fucking awesome, some top quality rhyming there! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10,

i wonder

is this a film strip so i can load in my old camera?



it fab and wins today's click ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10,

Wicked

..oooompfff wickid wickid ..booom booom, wickid wickid, booom boooompfh wickid wickid ...booo shaka ya innit, down with the hithtorics in da hoods brutha shaaa mon. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10,

O_O

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10,

Ha ha ha ha ha!





AWESOME archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10,

one day I'll get one of these

*plots to 'shop* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13,

I love this little star

his mouth is wide open and his eyes are full of anticipation



of having gallons of the gel poured upon him



bless you little star! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:16,

that reminds me

i must put the gel chappy on the soap machines before i get slung out of this office ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18,

Ha ha!



Photos if you do or it didn't happen. archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21,

as soon as i can get at the colour printer and some stickers

. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:35,

10/10 for effort.

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:10,

Might as well

give up and go home.

*cliick! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11,

Hoooohhhhlleeey fuck.

*falls down* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11,

Longer!

Make it longer!



* My scroll finger is now fucked - Thanks! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:11,

You are the win

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13,

Good Lord!

Just popped in for a moment to find this wonderment - it must win!



*click* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:13,

hahaha

completely special. *click* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:14,

this

is the best thing I have ever seen on b3ta. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:15,

The last two words

are redundant. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48,

This is a thing of beauty

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:21,

Jesus Christ, this wins every competition ever.

You're a genius and I love you. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:24,

this wins everything ever

Ker-liiiick! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:25,

Shitting Jebus!

This is genius!

*spluffs* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26,

Hell yes!!

Ignore? Sack that, I've put you on 'Salute'! *clicks* ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:26,

this

is

awesome





a thousand clicks i bestowe upon thee! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:28,

Clicks like mad!

That's hot. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:44,

Hahahaha

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:48,

And that ends this weeks comp!

Amazing, so so funny. Very well done :D

WoO! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:08,

That...

...is

...just

.......words

...fail

...me



Holy crudsticks, that's immensely brilliant :D ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:51,

tha-ga... I... you... isztga... flaba....

I'm buyin you a pizza. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:01,

Consider my mike well and truly busted.

Boo, er... yakawotsit.

Proper lovely, and the tallest picture of the year too. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:31,

Genius.

( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:32,

woo to the yay

with a panowie to boot.



That was great! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53,

Oh my word

archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:17,

this is what B3ta is for

Although there are many fine entries in this compo, to vote for any other when there's only one vote I can give this would be unfair.

Outstanding! ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:35,

oh jesus shite

that's wonderful. ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:47, archived) ( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:47,



fuck.

talent.

Claps. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:57,

Bloody Hell!

That's impressive.



*feverish clickage* ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 9:46,

Fuck me.

That is brilliant. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:14,

Fuck me

but that's just fucking genius ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:21,

win

winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin



win



(winwin) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:37,

:-D

Truly awesome ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:39,

Fuckin' A Man!

...forget the alternate entries. This is da bomb. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:45,

Bloody Superb Old Chap

Woo ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:27,

bloody 'ell

this is almost too good! ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:18,

This post is a cure for depression.

Most defintely :D



I love you man! ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:30,

That is so

So, so good. Gave me a mong grin by the end of it. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:40,

Your rhyming scheme is whack

and your words don't scan. Whoever told you you could bus a rhyme, blud? ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:58,

Fucking Nora, that's good!

How long did that take? ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27,

\o/

( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50,

This is a thing of beauty.,

Excellent, truly excellent.



I particularly like the idea of Luther droppin' Bishops like pounds of Bacon. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24,

THIS IS FABULOUS

Ghutto-fabulous

I think it's a shame that it's received so little attention, but hope the fact that I have noticed its quality is some small compensation for this. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:01,

Wunderbar!

( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:42,

oh.. my

this gets mad clicks boyeee ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:45,

fuck yes.

fuuuck yes. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:06,

Fancy finding you here...

Fuckin' epic m8. I thought it was never going to end.



...Untill 21 dec 2012... ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:35,

Just when my attention starts to wane...





The Highest Accolade I Can Bestow:

The Ultimate WOO ...b3ta throws you one of these.The Highest Accolade I Can Bestow: archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:00,

This is brilliant.

( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:14,

Freaking....

...awesome! Well done on the lanky trip, hooome-bwoy. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:30,

Dope biznizz

I loved that shit. ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:34,

it just doesn't get much better than this!

( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:15,

Fucking clicking this

( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:16,

I just wanted to put the 70th reply.

( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 22:02,

I love this

like Helvetica ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived) ( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:30,

This is the best thing.

It makes quite an Impact. ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:03,

oh yes

archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 0:48,

blimey

sterling job :) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 2:12,

lol fuck lol

deserving of fp ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:25,

You da man there Magical Chutney

this is bangin' which is why I is clickin' like a bitchin' ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:42,

yes. yes yes yes.

( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:48,

seems I'm a bit late to the party again





archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 14:19,

hi cockalorum!

( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:18,

Absolutely marvellous.

One of the best things I've seen on b3ta! ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 16:17,

Oh good christ yes

( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 17:16,

this wins.

superb stuff. ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 20:23,

Jesus Assraping Buddha!

I cannot find the right superlatives to express how unbelievably fucking brilliant this is. ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:30, archived) ( , Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:30,

great stuff.

( , Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:33, archived) ( , Mon 16 Mar 2009, 6:33,

This is the bestest best thing ever !

Word. ( , Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived) ( , Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:09,

i never reply to shoops

but fuck this is too good, had me loling at guess who's back..... ( , Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived) ( , Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:20,

Excellent

Simply marvellous ( , Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived) ( , Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:20,

I love that like I loove Bacon.

( , Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived) ( , Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:55,

Genius

You da man ( , Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived) ( , Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:59,