December 3, 2015

Ménage à VR instead of Ménage à trois…get it? Get it? Pretty clever, huh? It’s time for a VR threesome!

All right, friends, a new day is here, and the BaDoink boys are keeping their promise to release two new VR porns every week until the New Year: “Double shots,” they call it. We also get a glimpse at next week’s movies: Talk Dirty To Me and Rub-A-Dub Love.

And, before going any further, allow me to say this (in both big and bold lettering):

Hallelujah! A VR Porn movie without any cowgirl in it!

So, the week’s first shot was 17 minutes of Teen VR, starring Ms. Eva Darling. That one rocked in respect to the model, virtual scaling and physical positioning. More on that in a bit.

And, the second shot blasted from the BaDoink VR cannon this morning is called Three Course Meal: featuring Alexa Tomas, Jimena Lago and stunt cock Joel Tomas. Like all of their latest efforts, this movie is shot at 60 fps, HD, binaural sound, etc. And, as usual, there are versions available for Oculus Rift, Gear VR and the Google Cardboard variants (such as Homido, etc.).

So, as I’ve been reviewing VR porn movies…well, the truth is I’m one of the first to do VR porn reviews on such an in-depth basis. I ain’t tooting my own horn here (um…maybe there’s a better way to put it…). But, what I’m getting at is I’ve had to sort of figure out how to review these things as I went along.

And, I’ve developed a three-point framework that I think allows for a competent review. Now, other aspects can be (and should be) discussed, but for me, the three major variables are as follows:

The model: this means the female porn actress is being evaluated in respect to her appearance, performance and other qualities unique to her. Virtual scaling: this means how successfully has the 3D illusion been created? In some less competent virtual sex videos, sometimes the woman’s head is the size of her torso…and, that just sort of craps on the illusion. Positioning: this is simply about the camera work/angles. How effectively were the performers positioned in respect to the camera? A consensus has emerged that close-ups are particularly appealing in VR. I agree with this. Some also feel that VR porn should move past its cowgirl-fixation. I also agree with that.

Okay, so in today’s movie, we’re dealing with two women: Alexa Tomas and Jimena Lago. Now, as is often the case with BaDoinkVR for me: I was previously unfamiliar with these actresses…and, I’m presently glad to know them! …or, to… VR know them!

Let me tell you something… as mentioned, I was unfamiliar with these gals. Now, the truth is…I was unfamiliar with a lot of porn stars before I started this site.

And, here’s another truth. Jimena Lago is a cute little thing! Oh, man…she’s cute! She’s got that look about her. You know the one… The look that you just want to lift her in the air and doink for ten hours or so… And, Alexa Tomas is also a sexy thing with those chocolate eyes and the lithe, beguiling body. This demonstrates, again, something I’ve learned about global pornography:

Popularity is not a valid metric for a pornstar’s excellence.

That has become abundantly-clear to me when I observe the different levels of fame, Twitter followers, etc. of the different porn women. Like, for example, Jimena Lago only has 12K Twitter followers. Are you kidding me?

BaDoink VR is no stranger to featuring virtual Spanish babes in their VRs. We’ve previously seen Pamela Sanchez, Miriam Prado, Blondie Fesser, Mistress Minerva and Nora Barcelona, Susy Gala, Apolonia Lapiedra, Carolina Abril, Gala Brown, Silvia Rubi, and Jesyka Diamond…

So, on this website, we’ve compared the major VR companies, and my general conclusion is that it really comes down to what the consumer wants. And, one thing’s clear..if you’re hankering for some Spanish VR Porn: BaDoink is the clear choice: pants…er…I mean…hands down.

And, today’s movie features two women that are all sorts of fiiiiiiine. You know, one thing gets me is a woman that has these features:

Straight, dark hair Skinny, slender body Some hip-width, assy (I’m making up a word here, but assy means the gal’s got an ass on her.) Right, I’m expecting a lot here that the girl’s skinny while still being assy.

So, both Alexa and Jimena successfully check off those three boxes. And, both of the women gave authentic-feeling sexual performances. If there’s one thing that kills it for me it’s the phony “Oh my God!” porn-moaning that’s all too prevalent in so many performances.

All right, as far as what I’m calling the virtual scaling… I’ll be honest with you…no VR movie I’ve looked at yet has worked perfectly. We’re early in the game…and, I don’t think it’s even fair to expect perfection.

Usually, it takes some fiddling around for me to get things right. As many of you know, I’m using an HTC M8 with a Homido headset. And, I usually use either VR Player Pro or AAA VR Cinema for my software. For this review, I was using BaDoink’s smartphone version of the movie. (Sometimes, I’ll run the Oculus version).

I started off playing it in AAA VR, because I like the way you can look to fast forward. But, it just wasn’t working out right. That happens sometimes. So, I switched to VR Player Pro and got a better experience.

Sometimes the Full Dome projection does the trick nicely. In this case, Dome worked better. I had to mess around with the FOV to get it right. A lot of times, I can get a good experience if it’s set low to 70 or 80. In this case, I had to bump it up to 100 or so.

But, the point is that, in my experience, no group of settings works well with every video. It must be adjusted on a case-by-case basis. And, it’s still not perfect. And, I don’t expect it to be. And, it’s still fun.

The virtual scaling felt mostly right: some problems here and there, though. It seemed like things were drifting a bit more than usual. And, it also felt like the FOV was a bit more cut-off than usual. But, like I said…these things don’t work perfectly.

Now, onto the positioning/camera aspect. As mentioned, Hallelujah! No cowgirl! Aside from the obligatory blowing and finger diddles, this movie offered, first, Jimena getting doggied on the counter…then, Alexa taking the Spanish rocket in a missionary fashion. This is a good way to film these VRs. You don’t need all the cowgirl switching! Just do a missionary and a doggy!

The missionary POV that has that sort-of aerial quality is intriguing. USE THIS MUCH MORE! And, seeing Jimena POV getting it from behind wasn’t perfect, but the BaDoink boys are on the proper path. On the set-up I’m using, the bottom portion was a bit truncated, but this is a winning POV for VR porn. People are beginning to understand that stuff which would seem stupid in 2D porn is sometimes the very stuff that’s VR magical!

So, with this release, I say BaDoink VR is on the right track. Keep going this direction. And, bring back both Alexa and Jimena in more VR scenes.

