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Bike from "To the man that stole my bike (Jimmy Johns Downtown Harrisburg)" Craiglist post.

(Craiglist)

A Harrisburg sandwich delivery guy has shared on Craigslist that his bicycle was stolen -- not that he's bitter about it.

(That was sarcasm, something the ad is filled with.)

He writes that he's a Jimmy Johns sandwich shop delivery employee whose "mean single track delivery machine" was swiped from Second Street in Harrisburg.

"I didn't really need it, nor do my kids need to eat this month..my 3 year old is looking a little chubby anyway. ...

"When I was running after you and finally realized I wasn't going to catch my fast bicycle, I hollered to you 'Enjoy her buddy' and you replied over your shoulder 'I will.' That moment made me very happy, as I know she's in good hands."

Read the full post on Craigslist

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UPDATE: Watch the feature on CBS 21 below.