TEHRAN: Sources at Ayatollah’s Coffee House in Qom, central Iran, confirmed yesterday that having completed two terms as president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had returned to his job serving drinks and pastries at the popular downtown café. “It’s great to see Mahmoud back behind the counter bantering again with the regulars about nuclear enrichment and the Holocaust,” said a customer. “Although I’d completely forgotten about that little angry routine he puts on whenever someone orders an Americano.”