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archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:16,

:D

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:17,

Ahahaha, this is a bit special.

*click* ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:17,

Bloody hell, insta-frontpage.

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19,

5 mins?!?

The admins must be on the Red Bull tonight! ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22,

5? Under 2.

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22,

Blimey!

Not even monkeon gets up there that quickly.



YAY! ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22,

Hahahahahahaha

That just cracked at least 4 of my ribs. ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18,

Thanks!

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24,

Fucking hell..

That was quick. ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18,

haha :D

i like this ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:18,

congratuations!

this is what you can get if you're willing to sacrifice a jumper to the b3ta gods. ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22,

I'll just tear off the other sleeve and wear it as a tanktop.

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:24,

Loon!

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19,

That

is all kinds of awesome....



Have a woo! ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:19,

Haha

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:21,

Pffft

Classic b3ta ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:22,

hahahahaha

:D ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:25,

I would SPANG you but there is something in my pan!

archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:26,

pfft

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:26,

Hahaha:D

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:27,

WineLOL...

FP NOW!!!!!!! ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:31, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:31,

you're a bit late

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:33,

First time anyone's said that to me.....

Looks...................Crikey.... Mod lurking, puts on clean undies and SMILES ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:36, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:36,

Thats top notch!

Nice one! ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:33,

Hehehe

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35,

haha!

*Shoots you with a helicopter* ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:35,

Thanks mister.

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:43, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:43,

Oh nicely!

archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:36,

^ I did one of thise years ago

archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:49,

Hahahamentalist

(:-) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:41, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:41,

Hahaha

You nutcase ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:46,

wooyay!

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:47,

very very well done!

congrats on the frontpage. ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:50, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:50,

very much 'classic' b3ta - a WELL deserved FP

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:57, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 18:57,

Thanks Archie.

The Coast Of Yemen used the word 'classic' too. What's it mean in this context? ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:07, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:07,

I'd say it was the sort of thing that used to be abundant on here

thought - joke - technique

a winning threesome with a hint of potion 'X'

/personal opinion only mind you :) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12,

Why, thankyou.

*blushes* ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:42, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:42,

Where potion 'X' = hummus

Classic B3ta was all about taking something to an absurd level and finding the humour there. Well not all about that, but it was a lot more common. ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:02, archived) ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 22:02,

Yay!

:-) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:05, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:05,

Excellent :D

Smashing tiles, by the way :) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:12,

Ha ha

If it said 'jump off a cliff' would you, young man? :)

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:14, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:14,

If I could cleverly pun on cliff

then yes. ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:45, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:45,

hahahah

brilliant! :D ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:27, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:27,

Has anyone ever told you

You look a bit like Andy Samberg? From Hot Rod? ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:31,

Nope.

Hawt. ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:46, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:46,

would

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:31,

hahah,

bloody brilliant!

made my day, that has :) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:40, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:40,

Arf!

Slow innit ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:47,

Silly Curis.

Click ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:57, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 19:57,

Quality

I'll chuckle every time I see those words ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 22:29, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 22:29,

fantastic!

a very silly joke quite wonderfully realised - marvelous stuff. ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:11, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:11,

Hahaha you fecking loon



*click* archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:28,

Ha ha ha, fucking immense.

( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:36,

Haha, that scans better than mine :D

archived) ( , Wed 7 Apr 2010, 23:54,



yours does have a nice evil bent to it though ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:11, archived) ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:11,

Awesomeness

:D ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:25, archived) ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:25,

LOL

oh you loon! ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:52, archived) ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 1:52,

Superb!

Made me guffaw. ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 8:53, archived) ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 8:53,

Hahahahaha

*giggling like a loon*



Don't forget when you remove it from the microwave you have to stand for 1 minute before you eat... ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:27, archived) ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 9:27,

Stand in boiling water....

Great idea superbly realised. ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived) ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 10:10,

Fan? I don't get it.

pffft great work ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:03, archived) ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:03,

Hahaha brilliant!

It's the final expression that makes it perfect. You've diligently followed the instructions even though you thought something was iffy and now you're struggling to see how this is helping. ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:58, archived) ( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:58,

I'll agree with Fnord

It's the final frame that makes it - abolutely classic stuff!!



when did you get the haircut? ( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:35, archived) ( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:35,

Six months back.

Judges 16:19 to be precise. ( , Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:06, archived) ( , Sat 10 Apr 2010, 18:06,

hahahhaha

frickin awesome!! ( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived) ( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 15:01,

The death of a sweater

is a small price to pay. Maybe you can rip the other one off and turn it into a tank top :) ( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived) ( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:08,

ha ha

fantastic ( , Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived) ( , Sat 10 Apr 2010, 12:27,

Instant Win!

You, sir, may have a *click* ( , Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, archived) ( , Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03,