You get a normal book, sketched in by me, a t-shirt, a 3-D Cowboy figure, AND a "SECRET MISTRESS" "SPECIAL" EDITION book! This book is signed, numbered, labeled as the "SECRET MISTRESS" "SPECIAL" EDITION and will spend one night sleeping in my bed with me--but here's the thing--I'm already married to another book! Your book will get one exclusive night in my bed as I have guilt filled dreams for at least 8 hours. Look, my book love belongs to another book so don't get the wrong idea. I will always love my book wife and not your book. Then instead of making my mistress book breakfast, I will fling it out the back window as my book wife returns from her night shift. None of this is a joke. I will do this. Then I'll send it all your way! (Numbered edition of 25)

Includes:

Digital PDF download of the book!

The 80 page hardcover book!

A quick sharpie sketch on the inside and a signature from Ryan

3-D Cowboy exclusive super soft T-Shirt!

3-D Cowboy Resin Figure by DoomCo Design + ManOrMonster? Studios!

1 SECRET MISTRESS EDITION of the book!

(Surveys allow adding additional items to your order later)

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