How To Build the Bullshit Protector

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The "Bullshit Protector" flaps are a great way to protect yourself from GOP or punditry bullshit and spin, when spewed by the likes of George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, or even your local home-grown GOP wingnuts.



It was inspired by Bill Moyer, a 73 year old vet, who was seen wearing "Bullshit Protector" flaps over his ears while Bush addressed the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Donelly Idaho.





Step 1 — cut out ear slots first



Step 2 — cut out bullshit deflectors



Step 3 — place over earlobes



“Bullshit Deflector” - single page "cut outs"

Download for the 1-up color single-sided layout



layout size: 8.5" x 11"

layout: 1-up on a page

file format: Adobe PDF

file size: 478k



Click HERE to download the Bullshit Deflector PDF



