Abstract

This paper proposes a novel new model of cellphone autocorrection's tendency towards chaos (fig. 1). Unlike the entropy curves relating temperature to a material, where entropy can reach a limit, cellphones have no bounds to the chaos that autocorrect can create.

The second major finding of this research is that while cellphones of great age may be able to auto correct any input word into any output word, the word "fuck" will still always be corrected to "duck". The causes of this odd finding are outside the scope of this research and remain an open problem.