Holy shiitake mushrooms. My Santa is better than yours (not sorry). How do I know that? I bet your Santa didn’t make you a mirror out of METAL. I’m totally blown away. Santa, you are so amazingly talented and I could not have asked for a better present.

And as of this wasn’t enough, there’s a second, snack-filled box on the way. I must have been REALLY good this year (I wasn’t, but shhh don’t tell.)

Update 12/23: Snacks for dayyyyyys have just arrived at my door! Santa's been experimenting with wood smoking snack foods, so they sent the following, all hickory and apple smoked: goldfish, ranch goldfish, hot fries, hot & spicy Cheez-Its. They couldn't have come at a better time, I'm about to start driving down to my parents' house for the holidays and I fully anticipate at least one entire bag will be gone by the time I get there. The drive? Only an hour and a half. But I eat goldfish crackers like I breathe air.

And Santa didn't forget the cats! They each got a catnip banana that they LOVE, and there's a giant container of treats that Pita is currently trying to rabbit kick open, so I should wrap this up.

Thank you SO MUCH!

18/10 stars.