I was working in my office a few moments ago* when I heard this whooshing sound. I immediately go to investigate, and I find that the noise is coming from the mail room. To be more precise, it was coming from a huge Thinkgeek box propped up in front of the mailboxes. Man, oh man, I thought to myself. Some lucky duck got a huge box from Thinkgeek! It turns out, that lucky duck was me. So I quickly brought to box to my office, and opened it to find... a TARDIS safe! Once I was done with my work, I stayed in to open my gift. I took it out of its box, read the instructions, downloaded the app, set a password, and tried to open the safe. Nothing happened. I tried again. Again, the door refused to budge. At first, I though that the safe didn't like me, like the TARDIS didn't seem to like Clara, because no matter how many times I tried, and how I angled the phone in the slot, the door didn't open. Turns out, all it needed was three AAA batteries. So I took it home, fed it its batteries, and it really was epic! The inside of the box lights up and plays the whooshing sound when it opens.

It's so awesome.

Thanks atomic_bonanza, I lovelovelove my safe!!!!!