A: RULES AND EXCLUSIONS:

1) Messages that contain or address a potentially illegal subject matter will be omitted and the card will be sent blank. Mr. Scrooge reserves the right to omit any note at his discretion without offering a refund or reason. Frowned upon subjects include but are not limited to; Threats of violence, damage to property and psychological abuse. Graphic sexual descriptions including any mention of rape. Referencing bomb threats, kidnappings, stalking, drug deals, terroristic acts or any other illegal activity.

2) All envelopes will be hand addressed EXACTLY as they are submitted. Mr. Scrooge is not responsible for incorrectly addressed envelopes and will not attempt a second delivery if a card is returned undeliverable. Undeliverable cards will be discarded.

3) Ebenezer Scrooge offers a 0% satisfaction guarantee and he offers NO REFUNDS whatsoever for any reason. Upon placing an order you forfeit your right to chargeback or dispute the cost of said order at any time or for any reason whatsoever. This includes the fees for: greeting cards ($5.50ea), postage ($0.49ea), hand written messages ($1.99) as well as paypal or credit card processing fees.

B: PRIVACY

1) After your order is placed you will receive no confirmation email or communication of any sort. Your order confirmation page on our site and from paypal will be the only verification you receive. Print our verification screen for your records and consider the deed done.

2) Ebenezer Scrooge maintains an impeccable organization system but does not use his files and contacts for marketing purposes. He will never contact or solicit you.

3) Mr. Scrooge does not maintain a telephone. All communications must be done so through the email web form on this site or via traditional postal service. View the contact section for more details.

4) To protect your privacy, Mr. Scrooge does not collect full customer information when checking out. Only transaction value, paypal name, paypal email address, card style, card recipient and custom message details are collected.

C: LEGAL

1) SecretScrooge.com provides a 100% anonymous service. For this reason Mr. Scrooge will not for any reason divulge order information to any party unless legally compelled to do so by a court order.

2) By agreeing to these Terms & Conditions, you acknowledge, agree, and represent to that you are not subject to any restraint, injunction, or other court order preventing you from contacting any individual to whom you wish to send one of our anonymous greeting cards. You further acknowledge, agree, and represent to ZoCo, LLC that you will indemnify said company for any and all costs associated with defending against any action by any recipient of your communications and/or correspondence, by way of our anonymous greeting cards, including legal fees and costs of suit, if any. SecretScrooge.com will not send any correspondence to any individual or business to whom the sender has been subjected to a restraint and will not act as an artifice for any such individual to attempt to circumvent any lawful restraints placed upon him or her by a court of competent jurisdiction.

3) All names and characters used to provide or perform these services are works of fiction and or public domain.Any likeness or similarities in name, description or portrayal to actual persons is purely coincidental and unintended.

BY PLACING AN ORDER AND TENDERING PAYMENT, YOU ARE AGREEING, ON BEHALF OF YOURSELF AND THOSE YOU REPRESENT, TO COMPLY WITH AND BE LEGALLY BOUND BY THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS. IF YOU, FOR YOURSELF OR ON BEHALF OF THOSE YOU REPRESENT, DO NOT AGREE TO ANY PROVISION OF THE ABOVE TERMS, YOU MUST, FOR YOURSELF AND ON BEHALF ANY SUCH PERSON(S), DISCONTINUE THE ORDERING PROCESS AND DISCONTINUE THE USE OF SECRETSCROOGE.COM.