I'll be honest, after them Johnson brothers from across the ridge tried to steal our cigar supply last week, I was a little hesitant when the knock came at the door. I had the missus keep Sally, our twelve gauge, leveled at eye level just in case, as I opened my door to find a goddamn freshly turned Z; poor UPS driver was still out delivering like a fool and musta got bit doing his route. Lasted just long enough to get me this here gift and for that I was mighty grateful. Even took the time to bury the driver proper instead of putting him on the trebuchet and launching him across the ridge like I normally do (damn Johnson brothers).

Anyways, the mighty kind /u/BoopyMcBooperton saw fit to send two beautiful items, the first of which being the first volume of iZombie - the missus and I have been picking up a pirate broadcast of pre-Apocalypse media and have been enjoying this iZombie show.

Hearing it was based on a graphic novel, I searched the local libraries on a couple of runs - unfortunately it is popular and all copies seem to have been checked out when the plague set in and everyone turned. Somehow, /u/BoopyMcBooperton found a copy and sent it my way. Thank you.

The second item is the perfect item for my evening post patrol porch whiskey - brain ice cube trays. We've got one of them big burly fellas that turned, you know, one of them work out all the time fellas, anyways, we found him turned and brought him back here. I got him in a pit on a treadmill generating power, works great for keeping things cool. Everyone else is miserable, I've got ice - now I've got brains shaped ice to rub it in the face of them damn zombies.

/u/BoopyMcBooperton, you went above and beyond with your presents, thank you for your generosity. I hope your kindness finds you again a hundred fold.

Be well!