I have a male Ghost for sale. He came into my house when I purchased a old wooden chest. He is attached to the Chest. The chest comes along with the Ghost. He is attached to it. What ever room I put the chest in, he hangings around it. If I try to hide the Chest, he searches for it and even gets mad if he can’t find it for awhile. You get the chest and the Ghost for $300.00. please email

Pics of Ghost and chest included.

Full disclosure, I almost didn’t want to post these emails, that’s how heartbroken I am over this. You know the saying “it’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all”. Well that does not apply to ghost ownership. It’s far better to never know about a ghost for sale than to become aware and get swindled out of a deal. Anyway, the emails.

Hey,

Saw your ad for your ghost. Couple of quick questions.

1) Scary or nice? Scale of Slimer to Vigo, where would this ghost land?

2) How big is the ghost? My apartment isn’t huge, not trying to get suffocated every day by this ghost, he has to respect my space.

3) Does the ghost get along with dogs?

4) Notice you’re in Wisconsin, is the ghost a Packers fan? Sort of a deal breaker.

5) Is it one of those ghosts that’s going to try and jerk me off while I sleep. Not judging gay people but I’m not into that sort of stuff so I would rather not have a gay ghost that tries to fuck me all the time.

Think that’s about it. Let me know and I can come talk a look at this ghost.

-Dan

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Hi there. I cant answer any of your questions, and if you showed up with $1000. I would not and could not sell to you. This is serious. I pissed it off once and it hurt me. I have pics. I have also played around with it and had a little fun. I have a video of that. If I try to send it off with just anyone, it will hurt me. I am not a quack and this is real. … ________________________________________________ … So the price just went from 300 to 1,000? I have to admit, I like the way that you do business. Now I want the ghost even more. You called my bluff. Can I see the video? How did it hurt you? Do you have any measurements? I’m 6’2.5” (nbd), 230 lbs. You seem small, are you small? Unless this ghost is a giant I’ll put him in a Sharpshooter before he can say boo. Let me know, I’m not a quack either fyi.

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