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How High Health Insurance Costs Saved our Cuckolding Home ​ We are a home of Progressive Husbandry because my wife's boyfriend lives with us. But when our health insurance premiums rose by 29%, our perfect home was almost reduced by one third.

We had to take bold, decisive action to save our love. We declared my wife’s boyfriend as a dependent and put him on our insurance plan. That single decision saved our cuckolding household.

Or happy cuckolding lifestyle began as most. The setting was a summer outdoor gathering. A faint hint of jasmine rode upon the breeze. There was a plant-based spread laid out upon the table as far as the eye could see. There I was, prodding the bean dip with a kale chip. My gaze wandered to my wife, and to my surprise, I noticed something peculiar with my marriage partner.

She was admiring Arturo. And from afar, Arturo was admiring her. And there I was munching a bite of chip and dip. I was looking at her, and she was looking at Arturo, and Arturo was looking at her. And that bean dip was looking back at me. And it was the beginning.

The soon arrival of Arturo’s U-Haul meant no more Dr. Who on the 2-person love seat. It was time for a proper couch and a third influence on the Netflix queue management.

I soon enjoyed moving into my new bedroom on the first floor. A tranquil retreat where I am free to work and free to be me! The rugged solitude is gratifying for the work-from-home freelance graphic designer.

The only thing Arturo has officially taken over is my Dollar Shave Club account. I am now growing a beard. Correction! “I have decided to grow a beard,” because I decide things now!

Deciding to allow another male to take over pleasure-duties is apex masculinity achieved. The beard is the worthy costume for this rank. My new beard is my masthead that says, “I am a true man. For I do not concern over the contrived interest of my wife’s chosen bedfellow!”

Upstairs, my wife’s sexual rebirth and newfound happiness was so bursting with gaiety that she cold barely walk on most days. Meanwhile, I spent my days working to exhaustion and learning about pickling. Pickling all sorts of vegetables, eggs, and even cheese!

But as with any story, there is a beginning, middle, and end. This is the middle part: Arturo’s gaze wandered. He began having stress. He began sleeping some nights at his ex's.

Not enough money.

No healthcare.

What could he do? How could he be a fit lover with so much eating at his mind?

My wife soon began slipping into the dank confines of my first-floor living/working studio. Sometimes she wanted to talk. A few times she allowed herself to be touched, but only briefly. At times she would even taste a pickle (or two!). It was during one of these wholesome visits that, with a stroke of my beard, I concocted the most brilliant of adult ideas. We would declare my wife’s boyfriend as a dependent and place him on our insurance plan.

Problem solved!

My wife and her boyfriend have their sex life once again, and Arturo is also very happy with his new health care plan. I have also mastered, IMHO, what is the world’s first successful pickled Manchego dill cheese. Pickled dill cheese! Who would have thought! All because high insurance premiums...wow!

Kelvin is a graphic designer and home-pickler. He contributes to the Globalist Post on topics such as Progressive Husbandry and Male-Feminism. He is married to his best friend, Meander, and they live happily in Portland, Oregon in a craftsman bungalow with their two dogs, Shakespeare and Xir, and Meander’s boyfriend.

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