classpectanon answered:

yeah you sure sound like a Prince of Heart alright





Your LAND is the LAND OF CHARCOAL AND FEAR

Your land is a dusky, haunted woods, corralled by brightly colored but always-far-off WILL O’ WISPS that are so abundant that a normally spooky, pitch-black forest full of grasping, burnt claw-like branches are instead DIMLY LIT LIKE A WEIRD QUIET RAVE. You are blessed by the presence of not one, but TWO DENIZENS (GEE MOM), PHOBOS and DEIMOS, who alternate between REST and WAKEFULNESS, although ultimately this DOESN’T MEAN MUCH and if you read into it you’ll only GET CONFUSED (and possibly take SAN damage). Your CONSORTS are the RABBITS, skittish little things who flee from the nearest provocation and are sometimes impossible to see due to their dark brown and black fur. However, the RABBITS are SKILLED NAVIGATORS, and you will only be able to follow the correct pathless trail to the TWIN DENIZEN’S LAIR by soothing the 13 RABBIT-TRAP-TRAPPERS from their VARIOUS PHOBIAS and letting them lead you, together, to your fate.