I'm the, uh, Yelp elite.

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[ Splat! ]

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[ Splat! ]

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[ Bell rings ]

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Oh, that'sa yuzu pepper...

[To himself] along withsome boogers and cum.

Here you are, sir.

Thank you, David.That's good service.

I will bring you foodevery day, my friend.

Hmm, is thata jalapeño cream sauce?

Yes. My father made itjust for you.

Hmm.It's tart, but savory.

♪ Boogers and cum!

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