Hello and welcome to my blog. You can call me Dragoncat or some variant such as dragon or cat. What I'm in to varies depending on the time of year (I tend to cycle).

So we all know Grunkle Ford has some pretty epic sideburns

However I was looking at a gifset and I noticed that after they defeated Bill he didn’t have them anymore.

And I thought “okay maybe while he and Stan were switching clothes they lobbed them off because it’s a distinguishing feature” but nope

Still not there

And then I figured it out

They were fried off while he was being electrocuted. BILL CIPHER KILLED GRUNKLE FORD’S SIDEBURNS. THIS ASS

KILLED THE SIDEBURNS. I FIND THIS MUCH FUNNIER THAN I PROBABLY SHOULD.