Forest grove police car

The following is a list of calls, provided by the Forest Grove Police Department, that officers responded to during the past week.

February 5

* A woman who stated she was married to the attorney general contacted police and demanded they provide her a free hotel room voucher.

* A woman reported that her fiance, who was borrowing her car, had just called to inform her that someone had stolen the car. Meanwhile, the fiance was in a crash with the vehicle and was unsuccessfully trying convince officers that he had not been the driver.

February 6

* A woman reported receiving threatening text messages after turning in drug dealers to narcotic officers. Police were unaware of any narcotic officers with this information and suggested the woman block the numbers texting her phone. She proceeded to call the officer a worthless pile of excrement and told him to leave.

* A caller phoned to report that a man was smoking cocaine by an elementary school. The officer began to write down the information as the call was sounding credible until the caller remarked that the man was connected to a Forest Grove "strip joint" being operated by the Russian mafia and further suggested that smoking cocaine with false teeth was a bad idea.

* In two separate calls to area assisted living centers, one resident believed she was being poisoned by staff. In another, a man believed a corrosive material on the end of his bed was burning his throat and making him cough.

February 7

* Officers assisted in Yamhill County after a Yamhill City Police officer was pursuing a wanted felon and needed assistance. A police K9 caught the subject after the he crashed his vehicle and tried running away.

* A man reported his sister was stealing money from his account.

February 8

* A local health care provider called to request advice after noticing that a patient was armed with a gun.

* While off-duty, a Forest Grove officer observed a wanted subject and arranged for his capture. Additional charges followed after the arresting officer found suspected methamphetamine on the subject.

* An alert officer noticed two occupants acting oddly after their vehicle was stopped for a traffic violation. A drug K9 was requested and suspected heroin was found in the vehicle. The investigation is continuing.

February 9

* A volatile argument between two sisters escalated to violence after one sister punched the other repeatedly and injured her. The aggressor was arrested and taken to jail.

* Police checked a location following a 911 call and contacted a man with a swollen knee who wanted his knee drained. The man was transported to Forest Grove Tuality. Unhappy with the medical help provided, the man proceeded to walk to a local fast food restaurant where he yelled racial slurs at the befuddled employees and demanded additional treatment for his knee. The man was ordered never to return to the restaurant and transported to Hillsboro Tuality Hospital for further treatment.

February 10

* Police responded to an address on a report of a bloodied, naked man cutting himself with a knife. Officers learned the man had placed a water bottle on his genitals but could not remove the bottle after extreme swelling occurred. He attempted unsuccessfully to remove the bottle with the knife, cutting himself in the process. Medical crews were also unsuccessful in their attempts to remove the bottle and the man was rushed to a Portland area trauma center.

* A university student was transported to the hospital after hallucinating and having a bad reaction to marijuana use.

* A caller reported a loose goose in the roadway near 23rd and B Street. Officers were unable to find any Anserinae in the area.

February 11

* Officers responded to a report of man yelling at a woman who had just fallen in a parking lot. Both subjects denied being in an altercation. The woman showed an active restraining order during a computer records check. When officers asked her about the order, she became belligerent and uncooperative and accused the officers of being racist.

* A citizen flagged down an officer to report that a woman was smoking marijuana in her car in a parking lot. Officers warned the woman about DUII and on laws regarding use of the drug in public.

* Police responded to a report of a domestic disturbance with yelling, screaming and crying heard. Officer arrived to find parents playing indoor basketball with their child while an infant was crying. There was no domestic disturbance.