Listen, I can’t tell you where Melania Trump is. I have no theories. I’m theory dry, and confusion rich. Maybe she inherited Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak, and is pursuing capers all across America. Maybe this is all part of a Trumpian ploy to revive the missing-persons milk-carton program. Or maybe she is being extra cautious in her recovery from her benign kidney something or other after a stay in the hospital. I don’t know! Here’s what we do know:

On Thursday, May 10, she was by President Donald Trump’s side when he welcomed the Americans who had been imprisoned in North Korea back to the U.S. Four days later, on Monday, May 14, the White House announced that Mrs. Trump was admitted to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center for an embolization procedure on her kidneys, which is a minimally invasive tack used to cut off blood flow to parts of the organ. Often it’s used to treat benign tumors, which sounds like what the White House alluded to (they called it a “benign kidney condition,” but did not specify exactly what the condition was). Recovery time can correspond to how serious the issue is, with most doctors citing one day needed to recover in the case of a benign tumor or cyst.

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The statement from her office read, “The procedure was successful and there were no complications. Mrs. Trump is at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center and will likely remain there for the duration of the week. The First Lady looks forward to a full recovery so she can continue her work on behalf of children everywhere.”

The next day, Tuesday, May 15, President Trump visited his wife and tweeted, “Our great First Lady is doing really well. Will be leaving hospital in 2 or 3 days. Thank you for so much love and support!”

On Friday, May 18, two of her three-named friends, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff and Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said that she was feeling and doing “great.” Her spokeswoman Stephanie Grisham would not confirm whether she had returned home, but told The New York Times, “When I have something to tell you, I will.”

On Saturday, May 19, just shy of a week since the First Lady was admitted to the hospital, she returned to the White House, which the president heralded with a tweet saying, “Great to have our incredible First Lady back home in the White House. Melania is feeling and doing really well. Thank you for all of your prayers and best wishes!”

On Friday, May 25, the president took Marine One to Annapolis, Maryland, for the U.S. Naval Academy graduation ceremony. A pool reporter asked after the First Lady’s health, and he pointed up to the White House and said, “She’s doing great. Right there. She’s doing great. She’s looking at us, right there.” The Washington Post reported on the same day that Grisham declined to share when the First Lady’s next public appearance would be, but said, “We’ve had several internal staff meetings in the past week around a variety of topics, including her initiatives.”

She did not appear on Memorial Day, Monday, May 28, even for Arlington National Cemetery’s annual wreath-laying. On Tuesday, May 29, Grisham told Politico, “Sadly, we deal with conspiracy theories all the time, so this is nothing new, just more silly nonsense. She is doing great. I wouldn’t characterize it as a long absence. She was hospitalized for almost a week and is now home and recovering.” On Wednesday, May 30, she tweeted, “I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I’m doing. Rest assured, I’m here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!” Also that day, CNBC correspondent Eamon Javers tweeted that he saw Mrs. Trump walking with her aides.

On Friday, June 1, President Trump left for Camp David, sans his wife (Ivanka and Don Jr. did go. Even Tiffany was there.). On Sunday, June 3, CNN’s Brian Stelter tweeted this graphic, and asked when people have a right to care about where the First Lady is:

Then Grisham thanked the forehead on Sinclair Broadcast Network, Boris Epshteyn, because he called a discussion about whether her absence from the public eye was newsworthy “disgusting, disrespectful and false.”

The First Lady is expected to resume her calendar today, Monday, June 4. She’ll be at the White House tonight, as she was last year this time, to honor Gold Star families. This year, however, the press will be barred from the event. (Grisham also confirmed to CNN that Melania won’t attend the G7 summit this year alongside the president or attend the potential summit with North Korea in Singapore, which is scheduled for June 12.) Will there be pictures of the First Lady? Unclear. Will the mystery continue? Unclear!