Hi I am a retard and this was a great read.



I am also an evangelical "christian', so Jews, Hindus, Muslims, Buddhist, Catholics, and all the other heathens headed to a fiery eternity in hell; well this book can be used by you to know God like me.



You see unlike us Jesus loving evangelicals, all of the rest of the planets 7 billion inhabitance don't know Jesus or God like us evangelicals. So all 7 billion they are going to get pitch forks in their asses and lava enemas for, well forever!



We evangel

Hi I am a retard and this was a great read.



I am also an evangelical "christian', so Jews, Hindus, Muslims, Buddhist, Catholics, and all the other heathens headed to a fiery eternity in hell; well this book can be used by you to know God like me.



You see unlike us Jesus loving evangelicals, all of the rest of the planets 7 billion inhabitance don't know Jesus or God like us evangelicals. So all 7 billion they are going to get pitch forks in their asses and lava enemas for, well forever!



We evangelicals like this book because it don't make ya think too hard, and it won't interfere with our love of incest, guns and war.



Well again if you are a born again evangelical "christian" this is the book for you!



See ya at the local mega church where we can sing and talk in tongues and scare each other to death talking about the devil and sex.



Love - Baby Jesus