Back in 2014, fellow columnist Gladstone wrote an article about his experiences as a 5-foot-6 man in today's height-driven society. It's a new year now, and as Cracked's only resident giantess, I feel it's my duty to write an article about the flipside of this experience. I'm 5-foot-10, which is at the lower level of the Tall Girls Club, but after talking to a few other vertically blessed women, I am confident in speaking for at least a few of us.

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First thing's first: Overall, I consider being tall a good thing. You can reach stuff in high cabinets and flip your pet upside down and make them walk along the ceiling while singing that song from The Simpsons Movie. There's a few minor downsides, though, like having to fold yourself up like an accordion in airplane seats and being used by shorter people as a ladder when they want to change a light bulb in a hurry. And if you happen to be a freakishly tall woman, there's also the fact that ...