There. Are. No. Words.

I am a HUGE coffee lover, and got "THE WORLD'S STRONGEST COFFEE" from Death Wish Coffee Co. I'd heard of them before, but have never had the pleasure of trying it. So I'm SUPER excited. The BEST part is that the coffee is already ground, so I don't have to worry about mixing up whole beans in my fancy coffee grinder, in case the coffee is truly heart attack-inducing. I also brew using a French press, so I'll be able to experiment with quantities and strength VERY easily. This is absolutely the perfect coffee gift.

...and EVEN BETTER, I can also use that coffee to fuel ENDLESS SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE GAMING SESSIONS, BECAUSE I ALSO GOT A BRAND-NEW JOY-CON!!! I seriously couldn't believe I got these. My grey Joy-Con have been messing up lately and losing stamina after zillions of hours playing Super Mario Odyssey and The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. So these have arrived at the absolute perfect time. Joy-Con are NOT cheap and are quite fancy gifts, so my Santa really, really, REALLY spoiled me. This is above and beyond what any Santa needed to do. Absolutely incredible.

I am super super lucky and thank you SO MUCH SANTA for your INCREDIBLE generosity. You have really helped me kick off an incredible Christmas season and I will think of your beautifully wrapped gift and a renewed faith in humanity often. THANK YOU!!!