Poor David Hogg. His gap year isn't going the way we hoped. Self-defense is still protected under the Second Amendment. Celebrities no longer return his phone calls. All the leftists who claimed he was the future have moved on to a newer and shinier object in Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (see Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims No Age Limit for Female Presidents in Constitution and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Threatens Donald Trump Jr. with Subpoena for Making Fun of Her. Which is Actually Illegal.). So poor David is reduced to trolling Marco Rubio.

Senator Rubio likes to tweet inspirational Bible passages. Like many leftists, Pontius Hoggate has a problem with all things Biblical.

Run that tweet through an English to Derp translator, and it reads "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE!!!!"

Which some of his classmates were happy to do.

Poor Davey. One day, you'll be heard. One day, you'll be taken seriously. One day you'll grow some self-respect like an underachieving bitter loser grows weed in his closet. Or more likely, mold on his undies.

But today is not that day.

Remember folks, the First Amendment protects your right to say whatever you want. Even if whatever you want to say is stupid. The First Amendment doesn't protect you from other people using their First Amendment right to mock your happy ass while shoving your head into a dunk tank. Figuratively speaking.

Actions. Consequences. Idiots. Fact checks. Welcome to the real world, chinless baby.