Discussing Alphonse Areola’s ‘ouch’ moment when Daniel Sturridge’s studs made contact with the Paris Saint-Germain goalkeeper’s balls, former Arsenal goalkeeper David Seaman had his own gruesome tale to tell.

The talkSPORT Breakfast co-host explained his on-field accident punctured his ‘two veg’, which required stitching back up before returning to FINISH the game.

WARNING: Make sure you are not eating before listening to the following story!

2 A challenge from Leeds striker Lee Chapman punctured David Seaman’s ball sack

“I had a little tackle with Lee Chapman when I was playing for Arsenal at Elland Road. It was a 50/50, I went down at his feet and his studs, which started just above my knee, went straight up to my meant and veg.

2 Seaman punctured his balls during a game against Leeds and got them stitched up there and then

“I was lying down and [Gordon] Strachan was standing over me saying ‘get up you southern softie’ and I thought ‘hang on, I’m northern’. Anyway, he was giving me a load of stick and when the physio came on, he saw the blood and went: ‘oh, sorry, big man.’

“What had happened was that I had actually punctured my two veg, went off at half-time, got stitched back up and went out for the second half. That was back in the day.”

🤢 "I'd PUNCTURED my two veg… 😳 …but had it sewn up at half-time and went back out!" 🗣️ @TheDavidSeaman leaves every male listener wincing with this story about a tackle… on his tackle! 😱 pic.twitter.com/l3OCxlzYWU — The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast (@SportsBreakfast) September 19, 2018