Recently we found out that, according to Google's search, 303,000 people out there were "extremely terrified of Chinese people". We got deeper into Humanity's brain, and got a list of hilarious and scary findings:


Go to the US version of Google, and type what is in bold to find the following:

• 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.

• 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.

• 32,600,000: How to get over someone.

• 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.

• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.

• 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.

• 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web).

• 256,000,000: I want to die.

• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.

• 528,000: Why do indians smell.

• 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.

• 680,000: Why do I have green poop.

• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.

• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.

• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.

• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.

• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.

• 456,000: Why do men have nipples.

• 6,000,000: Why men don't call.

• 8,380,000: Why men lie.

• 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.

• 36,500,000: Why women lie.

• 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.

• 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.

• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.

• 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.

• 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason's house, in Jason's pants).

• 818,000: I think im pregnant.

• 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.

• Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for.

• 4,980,000: I want a new drug.

• 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts).

• 783,000: I have one testicle.

• 21,900,000: I have one more drink.

• 12,400,000: I have three breasts.

• 320,000: I have three testicles.

• 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.

• 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I.

• 159,000,000: When to work.

• 126,000,000: When to say I love you.

• 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.

• 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.

• 1,510,000: What is a recession.

• 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing.

• 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.

• 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.


We. Are. Doomed.

















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