Dear Santa:

I never knew what products from China (directly) are like - I've never been there before, but I feel lucky that my redditing friend had access to one of the 14 port cities that can export.

They obviously stalked me to the point where they could find out that before I came to Japan, I was in California, from which at least correctly, they assumed I like the ocean! (I get the feeling they envisioned San Diego, but it's a bit more like Half Moon Bay, but that's irrelevant.)

I guess they might have also found my public profile picture which has me in a button up shirt. It's a strange definition of T-shirt that they did me, but it looks great and I'll be wearing this "T-shirt" a lot in the coming years!

Thank you redditor!