Dearest Santa, How'd ya Know?!? I love HIV!..... Wait that's weird and the conversation with my girlfriend went even more awkward. Imagine having to explain that. This guy is adorable! He goes perfect with my T4-Bacterophage!

But wait You didn't stop there?!?!? Your heart must be huge! Why that box smells of peppermint what could... Oh my! What ever college kid needs SHOWER SHOCK. It like Brawndo only instead of electrolytes it has CAFFEINE! AH my mornings will be amazing from now!

Whats this tune-y thing why it looks like an eyeglass... hmm no its not as I cant see through it. Wait it's rattling.... hmmm this white top part opens. From inside I hear the echos of "EXTERMINATE". Let us unravel this mystery! A poster of my favorite series :) This should tide me over well until fall!

In all seriousness thank you Santa you've made arbitrary day amazing !