Triangles? Seriously guys, that's all you have so far?

You have watched the show, right?

We were drowning in ideas for content, but we knew we'd have to temporarily shelve the more complicated, demanding, Cooper's-doppelganger-is-loose-in-the-Black-Lodge-what-now level stuff for the release of the new season.

Of course, when news broke that David Lynch wouldn't be involved with Showtime's Twin Peaks material in 2016, we collectively reacted thusly: