Exolymph reader Set Hallström, AKA Sakrecoer, sent me an original song called “Dependency” — these are the lyrics:

sudo apt update

sudo apt upgrade

There is an error with my dependencies

Consultd 1.2 and emplyomentd 1.70

I cannot pay my rent without their libraries

And to install i need to share my salary

Where do i fit in this society?

The more i look and the less i see

They want no robots nor do they want me.

work is a point in the agenda of the party

sudo apt update

sudo apt upgrade

My liver isn’t black market worthy

And my master degree from a street university

My ambitions are low and i am debt free

There is no room in the industry for robots like me

Don’t get me wrong i would also like to be

Installed and running and compatible with society

But i am running a different library

Because my kernel is still libre and free.