The Way to a man's heart? Who cares about his HEART?

Are you harboring fears that your spouse sees you as an

abrasive, odious harpy instead of the wanton, ambling nymph you know he

really desires? Well Sister, you may now banish prudery and fortify

your womanly ardour for a magical night of wedded bliss!* Just a few

small doses of Lady Heatherton's Tincture will transform you from a

timid, frigid and untouchable ‘ice maiden’ into the wild and insatiable

harlot you know you wish to be. *(Neither a ceremony nor state of

wedlock are prerequisites for the alleged efficacy of this product.)

?? What Is The Lady's Secret??

On one of her adventures in the exotic colonies, Her Ladyship

came across a RARE HERB in the wilds of Mahwah New Jersey. A local

Shaman identified the rare and shimmering plant for her

as "Septiva-Phedinkus-Hot-cha-cha-vium". It is this

ethereal flora that shall prove itself for you in every drop of this

tincture! Don't be fooled by imitators who's products do not contain

this ASTOUNDING, MIRACULOUS and fictional ADDITIVE !

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