The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it. The Beer Dump - Talk about nasty dumps. Depending on the dumper's tolerance, the beer dump is the end result of too many beers. it could have been 2 or 22, it doesn't matter. What you get is a sinister, lengthy, noisy dump accompanied by a malevolent fog that could close a bathroom for days. The Chili Dump - Hot when it goes in, and rocket fuel when it leaves. The chili dump stays with you all day, making your tush feel like a heat shield. The Cable Dump - Long, curly and perfectly formed like 2 feet of E13 telephone CO-axial cable. It loops lazily around the bowl, like a friendly serpent. You wonder admiringly, "DID I DO THAT? Where did it come from?" you leave the bathroom pleased with yourself. The Latrine Dump - In case you didn't know, a latrine is a hole in the ground with a tent around it where soldiers, boy scouts and flies go to dump. Tip: Don't ever, ever look in the hole. The Mona Lisa Dump - This is the masterpiece of dumps. It's as perfectly formed as it can be. Delicate and slender with intricacies that would make da Vinci weep. And just think, you made it yourself. You may even want to break out the Polaroid, but maybe that's going a bit too far. The Empty Roll Dump - You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say "Where are the curtains?" Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome. Then you must come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face...Pull up your slacks, tighten your tush and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll. The Splash Back Dump - You send the dump on its way, it drops like a depth charge into the bowl creating a column of cold bowl water that washes your bottom with a startlingly unpleasant shock. Now you're wet and embarrassed.

Tip: Blot instead of wiping. The Aborted Dump - You are in mid-dump when the phone rings. What do you do? ABORT! Pinch it off, go for the phone, and save the rest for later. It isn't pretty, but you've gotta do what you gotta do The Caesarian Dump - Pain, that's what this dump and childbirth have in common. Its simply a case of too much dump trying to go through too small a hole, and there's no obstetrician to help. The Alfresco Dump - Everyone has had to go outdoors from time to time. This can be a rather pleasant experience really. The open air, the nature, and a good bush all contribute to the peaceful ambiance that our primitive forefathers must have enjoyed. What can screw up this harmonious interlude is a troop of brownies or a patch of poison ivy. The Childbirth Dump - This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do: 1. Scream

2. Call an Obstetrician

3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it. The Tijuana Trot Dump - The phrase "Sh*t Happens" really applies here in a big way. When the ice in your tainted margarita makes contact with your lower intestinal tract, the fun begins. For the next 72 hours you'd be better off if you carried your own portable toilet with you because you will spend most of that time on the pot and the rest of the time in a fetal position. Now you realize why Mexico never had a navy. The Machine Gun Dump - You're just sitting there in a state of sublime peace when all of a sudden you emit a group of noisy gassy bursts that break the silence like machine gun fire. The guy in the next stall hits the floor like a combat veteran cradling his umbrella like an M16...damn commies. The Sound Effect Dump - You feel a noisy one coming on. Relatives, friends or work mates are within earshot, so you must employ some clever techniques to cover the disgusting sounds you are about to emit. Timing is obviously very important here. At the precise moment of release, try the following sound effects: 1. Flush the toilet

2. Sing the first two stanzas of your national anthem

3. Drop a handful of quarters on the floor The Security Dump - You have enough on your mind when you're in the bathroom without worrying about a lockless door and someone bursting in to find you in mid-dump mode. So how can you prevent this embarrassing spectacle from taking place? One way is to strategically place your foot against the door. If you can't reach to do this...hum loudly The Cling-On Dump - For the most part you've completed your dump, but there's one little morsel that refuses to drop off. You're getting impatient. Someone else wants to use your stall. So, you grip the seat with both hands and wriggle, twist and pump but that last little stubborn piece just hangs there, suspended, clinging like a canned peach between you and the bowl water. Maybe the person pounding impatiently on the door has scissors The Houdini Dump - You go, then you stand up to flush, and the darn thing has disappeared. Where'd it go? Did it creep down the pipe? Did you dream the whole thing? Is it lurking out of sight? Should you wipe...maybe you should just to make sure you went. Should you flush? you'd better, because if you don't, you know it will reappear and smile at the next person who comes in The Flu Dump - You feel so bad that you don't know which end of you to put down first. You have roaring cramps, so you sit down. Then a wave of nausea rolls over you like a cold fog, so you stand up and cramps squeeze your intestines like a vice so you sit down again...up down up down. Don't you wish Mom were close by? The Porta-Pottie Dump - Construction workers and outdoor concert goers will tell you about going in a portable toilet. My best description would be, "Its like taking a shit in an upright coffin". Its claustrophobic and it smells bad...best advice...go in a paper cup. The Proctologist Dump - In the beginning, the lord created the earth, the sky and the firmament, but I hope he didn't create this dump, because there is nothing biblical about it, you run out of gas. That's right, you run out of propulsion. The dump is right there at the end of your barrel and refuses to go any further. You grunt, you squeeze, you wriggle but it just stays there like a lump of lead. You've only got two choices here. One is to squeeze the damn thing back up your intestine and wait until next time. The other is to pretend you're a proctologist and go after it yourself. Not a pretty picture is it?? The Whole Roll Dump - No matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to be enough. You blow the whole roll and you have to flush 25 times too. The whole episode is consumer waste. The Graffiti Dump - You flush the dump and the swirling motion of the receding bowl water forces the dump to the porcelain sides, scraping a creative squiggle on its way down. You flush again but the curlicue hangs there...love it or leave it. Its your choice. The Encore Dump - Ahhhh, you're done, so you wipe, put yourself together, wash your hands and are about to vacate the bathroom when you feel another dump coming. You have to return for a curtain call. The world's record is seven encores. The Born Again Dump - This is a dump that's going so badly, you say "Lord, if I live through this, I'll take up religion" you always get through it, but seldom keep the promise you made in desperation, because a born again dump is like childbirth...you forget the pain quickly. Ghost Poopie

The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.



Clean Poopie

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie

The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie

The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more. Turtle Poopie

The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie

The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie

The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger. Gas-sy Poopie

The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling! Drinker Poopie

The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Corn Poopie

(Self explanatory) Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie

The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie

That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water. Liquid Poopie

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie

The kind that smells so bad your nose burns. Upper Class Poopie

The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell. The Suprise Poopie

You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie! The Dangling Poopie

This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.



Fisherman's Bobber Poopie

You are in a public restroom with two people waiting on your stall, you poopie and flush two times, but several golfball pieces are still floating above the water line.



The Stolen Poopie

The poopie you take at a techy toilet, with an automatic flush, that is flushed so quick that when you whirl around to see the poopie you worked so hard for, you are left with a violated and un-satisfied feeling. you never got to see that poopie.



The Hershey Kiss

When you poop and just a little nugget comes out but your ass makes a smack sound like it's giving you a kiss.



Other Poop Names

3-Colier (impressively long)

A Donald (from England, Donald Trump rhymes with dump)

A doo yoo moosed

A horse peaking out of the barn

ABC -- another bad creation

Admiral Browning

Afterburner

AGB- after grog bog

air out the anus

air out the ass

Alley apple

Anal leakage

Another one bites the dust

arc one out ass sneezing

Ass piss (or AP)

Ass Rocket

Ass-Opening Experience

Baby arm

Baby makes cake

back the big brown caddy out of the garage

Backdoor stinger

Backing out the finless brown trout

ba-doop

Bag of goodies

Bait My Traps

bajsa

Bake a brownie

Bake a loaf

Bake a potato

Bake a russet

Bake bread

Bake brie

bake brownies

Barbarians at the gate

BarBQ nuggets

Battle the beast

Beans in the bowl

Bearding the bowl

Become a logger

Beef Jerky

Beer Deuce -- the nasty dump after a long night of drinking

Beware of number 2

Big brown man knocking on the back door

Big Greasy One -- the one you get about once a month or so, and it is so big that it is worth tellin

big jobby

Birth Chocolate Babies

Birth the Brown Nosed Weasel

bite a train

Blast a deuce

Blast a dookie

Blastin' turds

bloop

blow blow some mud bob for apples

Blow chocolate

Blow holes in the ozone

Blow Mud

Blow out an o-ring

Blowin it up -- stinking up the bathroom

bog buang air besar

Bomb Pearl Harbor

Bomb Porcelanistan

Bomb the Bay

Bomb the Bowl

Bomb the White House

Bombing the Ty-D-Bowl man

Bombs over Crapdat

Boo Boo

Boom Boom

Bowel Movement

Bowl-freckling

Brag

Brawl with the serpent

Break porcelain

Bronze some beef medallions

Brown art

Brown Cola

Brown Pee

Bud Mud -- crap after drinking

Build a dookie castle

Build a log cabin

Building a rocket

Bum Bucker Beaties--when all your sweat glands turn to anuses and you die of the drizzlin shits

burial at sea

burners

Bury a Quaker

bury cable

Business

Bust a crap

bust a dook

bust a shit

Bust Ass

Bustin' a purge

Butt cough

Butt lumps

Butt nuggets

Butt Pee

Butt Stick

Butt-cracker

Butter tarts

Butter the roll

Butt-rock

cagando

Call of nature

call one's uncle christen the comfort station

Cannon Baaall!

Captain's log

Carpet bombing

Cast your pellet

Celtic pride -- green poo

Chasing ducks

Check your bags

Choco suprise

Chocolate gone bad

Chocolate Iceberg

Chocolate Shark

Choke a brownie

Choke a darkie

Chop a log

chuck the football

Cigar between the Cheeks

Clank

clean one's colon

Cleanse the colon

Clear out the pipes

clear the air cocken

clumsy brown trout

Coco Pebbles

Coil some rope

Colon cowboy

Commit yourself to the dumpatorium

Conduct a movement

Conducting Air Strikes Over Porcelainastan

Cook a brown carrot

Cook a brown kielbasa

Cook a butt burrito

Cook a meat loaf in the porcelain saucepan

cook some beans

Cook some chocolate

Cook some fudge

Cook some sausage

Cook up a pot of anal stew

cop a shit crap

Cop a squat

Cotton-sniffing turtle

Cow Pie

Crack the whip

crackin' a rat

Crack Off An Oily Mud-Hen

Crank out a tube-steak

Crankin' a Hanky

Cranking out the Chocolate Soft-Serve

Crap

Crap on a stick

Crowning -- like when a babies head begins to appear

Curl some pipe

cut off a load

Dance with the white ribbons (TP)

Dancing of the Dingleberries

Danglers

Dart -- as in diarrhea fart

Debulk

Defecate

defecate desecrate the throne room dispatch a Yankee

Dense fart

Dirty Hail

Dirty Snap

Dirty up the bowl

Disembowel

Disemfiber

dive bomb do a dog do business with John

Do a job

do one's daily duty

do one's dirt do poopsie do the doo

Do the Royal Squat

Do your duty

doggie bag

Doo Doo

Doo Doo Brown

Doodie

Doogler

Dookie

Dookie Houser

down the periscope

down the proctoscope

Download some brownware

Download some Software

Draw mud

Drawing mud

Drill for mud bunnies

Drop

Drop a bomb

drop a brick

Drop a brown trout

drop a chalupa

Drop a Deuce

Drop a dookie

drop a fat load

Drop a grogan

Drop a load

drop a load drop an atomic bomb

Drop a log

drop a nuke

Drop a spike

Drop a splunker

Drop a stool

drop a wad in the porcelain god drop one from the poop deck

Drop anchor

Drop ass

drop ass goblins

Drop Loggy Log

Drop off the Cosby Kids

drop one's wax drop some bait drop some friends off at the lake

Drop Smokies (when camping in the winter)

Drop the "S" bomb

Drop the Chalupa

Drop the cosby kids off at the pool

Drop the Huxtables off at the pool

Drop the kids off at the pool

Drop the wax

Drop wolf bait

Drop your ordinance

Droppin' a log

Droppin' bags

droppin house

Droppin' wofate

Droppin' wolf bait

Dropping pods

Dump

dump a load dump truck

Dump a stump

dump dump a dead grandma

Dump human waste

Dump like a truck, truck

Dump your cargo

Dunk the funk

ease nature een drol draaien

Easter Eggs

Elephant droppings

empty the manure spreader empty the poop shoot

Enjoy a meatball sandwich

Entertaining the Peanut Gallery

Erupt the upside down volcano

Evacuate

evacuate one's bowels excrete fecal matter

Farm potatoes

Fast Freight to Fudge City

Fat digger

Fecal matter

Fecalus Magma (Montezuma's Revenge)

Feces

Feed the Devil

feed the dog feed the goldfish fill the pot

Feel the need

Fertilize the lawn

Fill the peanut butter jar

Filling the Pit with Kingsford

fire a brownie

Fire in the hole

Firing the Napalm (harsh diarrhea)

Float a sea-pickle

Float a swan

Float a trout

Float some timber

Float the Falcon

flunk a dunk

flying walendas

Fold in the Cocoa

Fold in the Raisins

Fold in the Chocolate Chips

Foul yourself

Free the Americans

free the chickens from the coop

free the legless dog to sea

Free the Slaves

frisbee a bun fudge

frog a log

gagas

Georgia Brown

get a burning desire to sit on porcelain give birth to a black eel

Get your dijon

Get your grumpy on

Ghost Poopie: the kind where you work really hard, but no poopie

Gigantus Poopus

Give birth to a brown baby boy

Give birth to a fecal baby

Give birth to a giant corn-eyed buttsnake

Give birth to a Marine

give birth to a marine give birth to submarines give of oneself give sacrifice to the porcelain god

Give birth to a packy

Give birth to Meatloaf's daughter

go backwards

go clip a yam

go cocky

Go crush a pig

Go dump in the night

Go Fecen'

go for a Tom Tit

go grunt go number 2

Go into dump mode

Go into labor

Go let a grogan go

go pop

Go see a man about a dog

Go see a man about a dog with a long neck

go stinky

Go take a [enter the name of the person who you are talking to]

go to bog

Go to the bathroom

go to the library

Go to the Plop Plop room

Gone loggin'

Got the cramp

Grand Poo Bah -- the first poop is really big and the rest are mere pebbles

Grapes of Wrath

Grate cheese

Grease the bowl

Green

green apple splatters

grow a tail

Grow a Tail

grump

Grunt

Hail Caesar

Hairy Mary

hang a rat

Hang with Mr. Pooper

Hangin' a monkey tail

Hangin' Mud

Hatch a new boss

Hatch a new superintendent

have a bowel movement have a turtle head poke out

Have a lumberjack meeting

Have a shit

have some fun

Having a brown baby

Heading into Surgery

Heave a Havana

Heavy artillery

help out Dunkin' Donuts

Helping Pillsbury

Henry Parsons Died

Hershey Squirts

Hibernate

Hiroshima

Hit paydirt

hit the can honey dip jakksy

Hit the growler

Hit the Hershey Highway

Hit the hopper

Hork a loaf

Horse apple

Hot Mud Syndrome -- burning exceptionally

Hunt For A Shingle foul poop

I got a turtle head pokin out

Incoming

jumpers away

Ka-Ka

kakat

kaknel

Ka-Ploomps

Ka-thunk

Kerplunk

kill a dead eagle

King Kenneth - when you poop so much it piles up above the water line.

Knit a Brown Sweater

Kreplach

Launch a Brown Missile

Launch a Butt Shuttle

launch a log

Launch a Scud (from Desert Storm Days)

Launch a sea pickle

launch a sub

Launch a torpedo

Lay a brick

Lay a cable

Lay a log

lay a turd lay some sledge

Lay an egg

lay bricks

Lay Cable

lay cable

Lay logs

lay pipe

Lay rubber

Lay some cable

Layin a lethal log

Laying a TransAtlantic cable

leave a deposit leave a shit let the dogs loose

Leave a lead pipe

Leave a steamer

Leave some used food

let the firetrucks loose

Let the miners out

Lethal log

Letting the kids out to swim

Lincoln Logs

Lincoln Logs on the Mississippi

Link some sausage

Liquid Fart

Little Bo Poop

Load the crapper

Log out

Logging out

Loose change and sand

lose a farting contest lose ten pounds in one

Low Altitude Bombing

Mach ein Sheiss -- German for "make a shit"

Magnus Dumpus

make a chocolate hamburger

Make a core dump

Make a delivery

Make a deposit

Make a deposit at the porcelain bank

make a deposit in the drop box

make a deposit in the porcelain bank

Make a doo-doo

Make a doozy

make a house

make a little junk

make a loaf make a pass

Make a log

Make a log entry

Make a mess

make everything come out all right make poopie make the donuts

Make grunt sculpture

Make mud

Make room for lunch

Make sausage

Make some fertilizer

make the people in the apartment below scream in agony

Make waste

Makin' a hole in one

Makin' change

Making brownies

Making gravy

Making statues of JETS fans

man the deck

meditate misfart mold an action figure

minute make make a caca

MOAB - Mother Of All Bombs

Montezuma's Revenge

Moons over my assy

Motion

Move the mail

Move your bowels

Mud slide

murder a mud bunny

murder a shit

Must be the puppy chow

Nasty Pickle

Nature calls

Negotiating the release of some hostages

Nuclear meltdown

Number 3 (a combo of 1+2)

Number two

Numere Due

Numero dos

Offering a sacrifice to the porcelain gods

Offload some freight

One wiper

Open wide and let it slide

Open your bowels

Pack your underwear

Paint the bowl (especially for a really wet one)

Paint the White House black

Paint with the brown stuff

park a load pay a visit to the old soldier's home pay one's doctor bill

Park some bark

Park your breakfast

Peel out

People who like sausages shouldn't see how they're made!!

Percolating Butt Coffee

Pinch a loaf

piss backwards

Pitch a biscuit

pitch a log

plant potatoes

Plant some corn

Play at the Toilet Bowl

Playing Hide And Seek With A Mud Turtle

Plonk Plonks

Plop

plop a load plunk

Plunge!

Poke the turtle's head out

Poo

Poo Lump

Poocaino

Poop

Poop Diddy

Poop goes the weasel

poot

Pop a deuce

Pop a Grogan

Pop a Squat

Post a letter

Postin' up on the blaster

Power dump

Prairie-dogging it

press a loaf purp

Pull a Najeh Davenport

Punch a grumpy

Punish the porcelain

push brown

Pushin cotton

Pushin' mud

Put fruit in the bowl

Put the Nelson on the train (Mandela)

Putting an end to farts

Recycle fiber

recycle some cellulose

refill the bowl with chili

Release a hostage

Release some blind baby seals into the wild

Release the hounds

Release the turds

Release your payload

relieve oneself

relieve the bowels

Relieve yourself

Return of the shit demon

revolve the beavers

Rhesus Pieces

Richard Simmons Poopy - Poop so much you lose 10 pounds

Ride the hoop

ride the porcelain pony scheissen

Ride the porcelian pony

Rocky Mountain Mud Slide (a night after drinking Coors)

Roll a Blunt

Roll a log

Roll a Nut Log

Roll logs

Rounding second and heading straight into home

Sausage link

Saw off a log

Scat

Scooby Doo

Screamer

See a man about a horse

Seek revenge for the Brown Bomber

send a fax

send a log to float

send some sailors to sea

Sending the Browns to the Super Bowl

Serving up the Poo Poo platter

Sewer assalts

Shake a brown bomber

Shake a tit

Shart (when you think you're going to fart and you shit yourself)

Shat

Sheet

Shit

shittin a brick

shittin my dick off

shoot a dog

Shoot a duke

shoot bunnies

Shoot the deuce

shump

Sink a few logs

Sink a link

Sink a sausage

sink submarines sit on the crapper

Sink the Bismark

Sink the Titanic

Sir Poops-Alot

Sit on the bowl

Sit on the can

Sit on the throne

sit on the throne sit on the throne of porcelain

Sjvsdtta en barkbet (in Sweden)

Skidmarks

Skipping brown rocks

skita

Slam

Slam into a Slim-jim

Slay the dragon

Smash

smell up the house with horrible turd fumes

smoke a brown dooby

Smoking a cigar

Snap a log

Snappin' a Coiler

Snuff a grumpy

soil one's pants sparkle

Soil yourself

Solid farts

spend a penny

spike a bird's nose

Spray and wipe

Spread-n-ready

sprout a tail

Sputter -- the one where you fart and poopie at the same time

Square one off

Squat

Squat a grumpy

Squat a Yam

squat squat and push

Squeeze

Squeeze a coily

squeeze a fresh slurpy

Squeeze a loaf

Squeeze one out

Squeeze the cheese

Squeezin' Cheese

Squirrel curl-- a curver that curls up and hits you in the back

Squirt my brown pet

Stain the porcelain

Staining the pond

Stankin it up

step into the office

Stew a Rat

Stock the pond with brown trout

Stool

Strangle Jabba The Hutt

Strangle Luca Brazzi

Stranglin midgets

Study at the Library

Sumthin' at the Bay doors

Taint the cloth

Take a "Schroeder" (or insert another familiar name)

take a crap

Take a deuce

take a digi

Take a Doogie

take a duke

Take a dump

take a good crap

Take a growler

Take a grumper

Take a Huskie (Washington Huskie)

Take a hut (as in hhhhuuuuttt)

Take a load off your behind

Take a load off your mind

take a lovely

Take a natural log (for math majors)

take a plane crash - no survivors

take a plumper

Take a poop

take a rest

Take a shit

take a shit take a snap

Take a squat

Take a steamer

Take a winder

take care of one's business

Take my medication -- dumpacillin

Takin' the Browns to the SuperBowl

Taking a Castro

Taking a dood

Taking a Ja Rule

Taking the brownies out of the oven

Taking the Cosby kids to the pool

Taking the kids to the river

talk to a man about a horse

T-Bombs

Test the plumbing

The Fast and The Furious (aka diarhea)

The gravy train

The mail must go through

Thirty-five Forty-five (from "Friday")

Throwing up out of your butthole

Thunder Dump

Timber!

Titanic Poopie -- so big it breaks in half when you try to flush it

Toot your horn

Tootsie Roll

Torpedoes

Toss a turd

Touching fabric - this is when it's REALLY close

Transduecer

trash the hash

Tuna salad

Turd

Turds ahoy!

Turn and burn

Turn on the Crap-o-matic

Turtle Head -- the kind when you have to hold it for so long it is peeking out

Turtle Soup - diarrhea

Turtle Turd - when it pokes its head out the water like a turtle getting sun

Two

Ugly Baby

unhitch a load

Unleash the brown demons

Unload Cargo

unload visit Mr. Hanky

Unplug

Urge to purge

Use paper

Visit Dennis (Hopper)

Visit Elvis

Visit from Mr. Shittz McCrappen

visit the chamber of commerce

Visit the toilet for a poo-poo

void one's bowels wash the walls

Void your bowels

Wander off

Who wants seconds?

william shattnering

Winnie the poo

Write a letter to the Pope (Mayor, Gov, Senate, etc.)

yell at Mrs. Johnson

Zap the porcelain

Zappin' Bugs