In all of man’s time on this Earth, one of his biggest questions has been “What happens to me after death?” Well, question no longer. My co-host Veronica and I answer that question. It didn’t even take us the whole episode, either. Like 30 minutes tops, leaving us time to talk about whether or not sex should be requisite when visiting someone long-distance and just what a titanic pussy that Italian sea captain who abandoned his sinking ship was.

Papa’s Basement 1-23-12 (Left-click this link or press the “play” button at the bottom of the post to listen to this episode immediately. To download this episode, right-click this link and select “Save Link/Target As.” iTunes users can download Papa’s Basement by clicking here. And please rate Papa’s Basement five stars on iTunes.)