Games ... a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. 36164

Movies Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves? 6904

Books, comics, TV, music We're going to win even if I have to go into the auditorium and personally jerk off every guy in the audience. 7608

Politics and religion There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, it's probably in Tennessee... 10536

Hardware and technical stuff Inanimate objects are classified into three categories: those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost. 13622