ANNIE Every week it’s getting worse. It’s almost as if... SHIRLEY As if we’re starting to treat Greendale like a community college? Shirley drops a pen under the table and bends down to get it. ANNIE I first came here because I just want ed to find a st eppin g st one t o City, or maybe even State. But then we became, I don’t know, a funny little family. An incestuous family where the dashing older brother occasionally sleeps with the weird, kooky aunt. Recently, though, it seems like I’m the only one that still gives a d arn. As if my t ime i s le ss im port ant t han everyone else’s. SHIRLEY (still under the table) Oh, that’s not true, Annie. It’s just... Now that you mention it... (She finds a cellphone duct taped to the table) Why is Britta’s cellphone duct taped under the study table? INT. DARK SURVEILLANCE ROOM In a crowded storage room, we see ABED, JEFF, TROY, and BRITTA. An a ntiquated desktop computer with tinny speakers is playing the last few word s that Shirley ju st utt ered. A log with detailed markings is open on Abed’s lap. BRITTA We’ve been made. The crew glares at her angrily. BRITTA (CONT’D) What? I’ve always wanted to say that. (beat) Did Annie call me a kooky aunt? Annie, still in the STUDY ROOM, takes out her cell phone and calls Jeff, still in the SURVEILLANCE ROOM. 2.