HA! Goodman will NEVER SURRENDER:

Vermont’s Senator will win the Democratic nomination, primarily because his competitor can’t even type an email without scandal. It will be interesting to see the nationwide media frenzy once this story hits.

Meanwhile, for those who appreciate the Karl Rove hack classics, we can turn to Seth Abramson, the marginally more highbrow version of HA!:

Experts also noted the impressive performance by Tuesday’s winner on the county level, where she carried 12 of her home state’s 62 counties, with her opponent carrying only 50.

Nothing says “leftier than thou, and thou, and definitely thou” than invoking the “but he won the counties where a minority of REAL AMERICANS live” routine that was popular on Fox News in November 2008.