I got some awesome gifts this year.

I got a nice big box of individually wrapped goodies!

The card starts of right, by complimenting how great I am to shop for! Wow....you know Santa, now that you mention it, I do have awesome taste!

My Santa too some time and got me stuff to suit my likes and even threw in their favorite CHOCOLATE SURPRISE for me!

I also got some green candy canes and green cake mix. Not just any cake mix, FUNFETTI! My favorite cake you can make at home. I don't know if I mentioned that in a reddit comment or if Santa is just clairvoyant. Either way, it's appreciated.

I also got 2 cool shirts. The Muppet shirt is awesome! Never has the muppets and NWA come together so beautifully, well atleast not since this youtube video.

Being from New England, I don't know what this "Deflate the Hate" shirt is about, I mean, I haven't heard anything about deflate footballs or anything. It's a cool shirt though. ;)

Finally, the chocolate surprise! CHOCOLATE WINE! Not the chocolaty surprise a father of young children expects (thankfully). I plan on sharing this with some family on Christmas Eve!

In closing, you are awesome. Keep being awesome. I'm stealing your ability to compliment someone while you shower them with gifts....hit me right in the feels.

THANKS SANTA and thanks to the redditgift team for making this such an awesome event every year!