As every chronic masturbator knows from personal experience, sometimes we go into masturbation "rut", humping and rutting our hands and everything that doesn't move fast enough, rutting like crazed minks. This is likely to happen when you are traveling alone and staying in a private and anonymous hotel room. I had that experience recently, staying several nights in a motel by myself. I masturbated every morning on waking and then again in the evening late into the night. I actually made two other audio recordings in addition to the podcasturbation during my highly fertile rutting phase. This podcasturbation specifically addresses the "going into rut" phenomenon, with examples of furniture fucking, glove fucking, and other serendipitous targets of opportunity. [mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [chronic] [ejaculation] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [gooning] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation]