I'm flabberGastered at such an attack-cusation!



Fine then, I'll Lancer your uncouth censure!



Su-See here, friend, the thought of twisting words for humor being my SOUL purpose in life is ludiKris. Sure, Ralsei a pun or two Seam-times, but you can't believe that's all that I am! You must be joKing!



Let's seize the heart of the issue. You simply cannot just dis-Kaard my own character traits until all that is left is a concept as b-ace-ic as wordplay, especially with evidence as un-suit-ably un-club-stantial as a few internet comments! That is a diamond-strably crazy oversimplification of any person, and I wouldn't try to do such a thing even if you s-pade me!



Your cutting remark a-pierce to be an attempt to e-stab-lish a kind of false dirk-otomy; that I must either quit wea-puns altogether or make them the point of my whole life. I'm not sure why you would s-lash out at me in this way, but no matter how you slice it, that is a s-dagger-ingly dull argument! Let your question be b-lade to rest; I will continue to j-edge for myself when the time to pun is. I'm pretty sure I'm sharp enough to handle that!



Quite frankly, I found your comment both Rudinn completely uncalled for. Worse, now I've been sucked into the midst of this p-Hathy-tic debate. Honestly, we should just leave this beJeviled conflict here - we're Rabbick-ering pair of fools otherwise.



Let's just get Cl-over it, I'm sure we're mature enough to C. Round our differences!



(Besides...SPARE me the ACT. It is FIGHT-fully obvious that you yourself cannot fully BLOCK out your own excITEMent at the chance to engage in paronomasia!)