What if Steve Rogers DID have a tumblr tho? To like... pass the time while being flown in for missions. Would there be lots of Avengers fanart rebageld?Would there be cute puppies? Would there be food tumbls? Would there be a "this is how you draw hands" post?

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captainwondyful: piratemoggy-blog: I somehow missed this important missive from Rachel and now I am having 1034874905685 feelings. Nat stealing Steve’s phone like ‘hey what are you looking at’ so she can tease him and then both of them getting really into mermaid fandom, Steve shyly starting an art blog and everyone being like ‘wow u draw the Avengers so good this is really true’ and him never mentioning it, Steve starting a new unflattering Tony Stark meme every week, Steve making a blog of pictures from newspapers of the Hulk with googly eyes stuck on, to cheer Bruce up, Steve nightblogging, 75% asleep and banged up on the way back from a mission like ‘do u ever look at ur friends and just think about what pizza they would be?’ Steve’s blog would be a SJW wet dream. Just sayin’ Anti-vaxxers and ‘what has the world come to’ bloggers would receive 1000 word essays crammed into 4 consecutive asks

Actually Steve’s blog would be an SJW’s worst nightmare.

Steve Rogers would despise tumblr social justice bloggers and hate where the feminist movement has gone in the time he was a capsicle. He would hate the toxic environment perpetuated on here, the “hate fighting hate” mentality. He would despise the despicable manipulation tactics employed by these so-called “social justice advocates,” who use blatantly manipulated statistics and studies and who use coercive and abusive tactics to keep people in line.

If he did have a tumblr blog, and if that blog was dedicated to social issues, Steve Rogers’ blog would include speaking out about victims of rape and sexual assault REGARDLESS of sex or sexuality and completely demolishing the tumblr sjw’s that try to justify their idiotic ‘men can’t get raped’ and ‘women can’t rape’ cries. He would talk about how society and the school system is failing young boys. He would head a campaign to raise awareness about the problems that both men AND women face in society, because he recognizes the fact that men and women face separate but equally important issues. Steve publicly denouncing the demonization of any one group to raise another group up. Steve Rogers discussing how the feminist movement has gone horribly astray over the years and how their beliefs and tactics resemble more of a hate group and a supremacy movement than the movement aimed at equality that he remembers from his childhood. Steve being disgusted that these so-called “social justice advocates” want to use his name to promote their agenda of hatred. Steve ferociously defending the rights of everyone, regardless of their SEX, RACE, CLASS, SEXUALITY, or RELIGION. And of course the SJWs would despise him for being a cis heterosexual white man, even though he uses his power to fight against inequality.

Yes, he would also focus on issues that SJW advocate for: of course he’s concerned about a woman’s right to her own body, and of course he’d be worried about the sexualization of people and a thousand other things. Of course he would go on long rants against anti-vaxxers and anti-science people. He has an incredible sense of justice and fair play, and believes in protecting those without the power to fight back. But you are forgetting one crucial detail about Steve Rogers: Steve believed in treating people as equals, valuing them for their skill and their capabilities rather than worrying about taking orders from a lady or having an Asian man serve on his team, or anything like that. If you were on his side, then you were all right, and he would always treat you with fairness and respect. He doesn’t care if you are black or poor or gay: if you’re an asshole and/or you are hurting someone verbally, emotionally, or phsyically, then you are not in Steve’s good book.

Steve Rogers being a decent human being and not the shitty personification of a SJW that tumblr sjws want him to be. And he would do it all very calmly, using facts and his experiences and refusing to bow down to anon hate and the bigoted intolerance shown by many SJW. Steve Rogers would be an SJW’s worst nightmare because he would refuse to bow down to the “fight fire with fire” mentality, and he CERTAINLY would not even THINK about going along with the “kill all men/cis/white/etc” thing. He believes in protecting those without power, but power can come in many different forms, not just institutional.

Don’t you guys remember? “I don’t like bullies. I don’t care where they’re from.”