BRIGHT NOAH CHORNICLES: EPISODE 0

BY JOHNNY SPACEBOOTS

CHAPTER 1

IT was during the Char's Counter revenge. The time was bleak and there was sadness that earth might be dead. "Bright noah, I cannot know if I am strong enough how to beat char in the combat." said Amuro with fear voice. "You have done into char victory many times, you can be able to do it again." and Amuro said "Yes, thank you for being friend." and Hathaway said "I do not know if he is write or wrong, the newtypes are sounding like hope to me so it might be good for newtypes." "No, char is become evil because he is dropping asteroids." and Hathaway thought "But then how can I stronger become order to win quess loove?!" and he was frowning. and Bright noa said "Son, come here and share this hamburger with me" and Hathway said "Dad, I told you I am vegan!" and Brith Noa sayed "Son, it is family way of manliness" and Hathaway said "FUCK YOU DAD, NOBODY UNDERSTAND ME" and he ran out. Amuro said "You need to be slapped him." and Bright said "No, hten I will lose custody and I will have to be having to pay child support" adn then Amuro stoped talking

CHAPTER 2

Meanwhile the next char attack was being ready for battel while char gave attack speech to soldiers who were going to figgthing. "I will trust in you htat we will through yuor fighting force be victory for newtype future space!" he said and looked in mirror and thought "what have I become" and had single tear roll down and the soldiers were going "SIEG CHAR" and doing space nazi salutes becuase zeon was like nazis. Then Quess was going "LIKE OH MY GAWD CHAR-SAMA!" and Char said "eeeeuuuggghhhhhhooooh my god." "WE WERE GUNNA LIKE GO TO THE MALL FOR ICE CREAM AND YOU LIKE TOTALLY DITCHED ME!" and Char said "We'll go in a week" and she said "OHMYGAWD, REALLY, CUSE LIKE THAT NANAI, SHE'S SUCH A SLUT, LIKE, I SAW WHAT SHE WAS WEARING ON THE BRIDGE, AND I WAS TOTALLY LIKE "WWWOOAAAHH, HOLD ON, FASHION POLICE", AND LIKE HER HAIRSTYLE WAS LIKE TOTALLY WINTER AND SHE WAS LIKE TOTALLY SHOWING OFF HER ASS, AND I WAS LIKE "SLOW DOWN, GRANDMA, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK, SO I HOPE SHE LIKE, REALLY, DOESN'T GO WITH US, BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE LIKE TOTALLY CRAMPING MY STYLE WITH HER OLD LADY BOOBS." and Char said "Yes, quess, I'll do that."

CHAPTER 3: THE CHAR ATTACK

But then the quess time was overed because Char got her to go somewhere else. "Now is the time for us to we attack now!" and pilots were all in teh cockpots and then Char got out his red sunglasses and said "But if this fails I can always use my bakcup passport and sunglasses as DEUX DICQUES, dairy baron extrodinaire" adn he took off his sit and got into teh Salami. "LAUNCH the SAZANBI" he said and they launches the saxab but htey dount because there were people still there adn he had to wait for hte people to get out and out of the cockpit hangar poartr of the shitp bueucause cuse it was dangerous for other poeple to be next ot mobile suits when htey were launching beucase it has a lot of flames and stuff that kcamepe out of hte schip but there was missile that got shot at the ship and it was close and he got out of the ship and it blueoe up the part of the ship that where he was but he was okay becauseh e was newtype and he could use theree times faster pulotijgn skills to dogfdge explosion and then shot jgegans gms htat were below and they were dead and he said "This is not enough killing fast for justice cause, I have to kill faster so I can get to where the Amuor is in where I can sense him in the newtype force, Lahal will not be dead for vain!" and he got out his funnel laser bits that he mind controlled bueucause he was newtype and put then under moibile suit feet so he could use them as mobile suit foot rockets that he could use like rocket boots so he could go faster and shoot fools with lasers.

CHAPTER 4: HATHWAY GETS INTO FIGHTIGN WHEN HE GETS OUT OF HTE SPACE SCHIP WITH WEAPONS

Hathaway waf frightenend b ecuasue of the battel. "Quess is there I know it and I have to hide from lasers." and he hid from lasers. But it wasnt good enough hiding becuase lassers can go through shitps so he couldnt actually hide from klalsers but he thought he did until a laser hit the sh[ anmd there was exploding and people dying in space and a lot of fire. "AA" he said and he ran to the part of ship that was not blown up and then he was safe until there was another laser but there wasn't another laser yet MEANWHILE on teh bridge Amuro said "Bright Noa, it's time, I must face the char once and for all with violence" and Bright said "No, Amuo, he is too strong, his newtype power level is higher now!" "No, I will beat him with newtype force that can with psycommu make newtype force greater! I BELIEVE IN JUSTICE" and Amurop got out of the bridhge and ran to the other part of the ship that was wher ehte gundam was and he gtot into the gundam and that was NEW GUNDAM so he got into New JGudanm and he said "I ma lauchning!" and he gout out of the shitp bright noa said "LAUNCH ALL THE MISSILES SO MAMURO DOES NOT GET DIE." and they launched all the missiles but they ran out of missiles because htey were already using missiles. "Sir, we are out of missiles" "Then launch the LASER ATTACKS" and they laucnehd claser atgtacks. But then there was too mcuh fighting and they said "Bright Noa, it is too much for us to we cannot be doing the fighting here becausse we will die and there is too much!" and Bright Noa said "...I see, hten it is time. I hoped that I would never have to continue this family tradition of great violence and to be simple quiet captain but now it seems that for justice there is no other choice. now it is time!" and he took out gun from seat and he said "PREPARE FOR GUNS"

CHAPTER 5: PILOT HARD, WHITE PEGAGUS

Amuro was fighitng hthe neo zeon zakus thath werent zakus but were geara dogs that were still zakus becuase they are based on zakus. He said "There is too much interference from the other war things that are happen, I have to SHOOT HARD" and he started mauuenvering faster in 360 degrees around in circles so he was shooting lasers everywhere while going forward and killing zeons people win zakus and they died. "AAAAAAAA" he screamed with te justice force of man passion and he kept doing it so fast that he became blurry and he could do it because the psychoframe also had power to deflect asteroids so it was moving gundam parts at speed of light beucause it was lighter than asteroid. "no, it is not enough, I have to move in THREE DIMENSIONS" and he started doing light speed 360 degree lasers in a big A that was A For Amuro and they didnt ecxpect big A so they died. "Noi, there sare still too many zeon and I ams til not at where newtype force says that char will be which is axis, I cannot only do A but A FORWARD" so he was now fughting in true three dimensions instead of two and a half dimensions and he did 360 A for Amuro death laser super light speed attack to axis where char was.

CHAPTER 6: dEATH WAR

MEANWHILE quess was humping hte air so she could bother nanai but hten she got bored and saw where amuro adn char were fighting so she knew where to get it and she found pedo mechanic and she said "Mechanic-san, cna I get mobile suit~" and Mechanic said "No, that is too much danger so I am instructed that no mobile suits leave hte ship in case of emergency." and then she started to take off spacesuit and she said "please i wl be good oguril~" beacause she new she was sexy to pedos. "Ok, just htis one" adn he laughed and she got into teh neo zeon zaku and launched. "I'm comign tp save char-kun, haveing to fight enemys when alone is bad and can make death my cha-kun~" and she started going fast but then there were lasers after her so she had to go faster or they would catch up. So she got to the axis where Char and Amurp were using psychommu to move their suits at light speed because they are lighter than asteroids so they are moved more and fast by psychomm dust. They were so fast they were blur like the sun and fighitng at light speed so they destroyed things that close and Ques got out of mobile suit and said "Nyan ha ha, I wil jhinjack th gundnam and kil amuro" and she used her rocket pack to get out of gundam and blew up zaku with stolen bazooka to get rid of evidance and then flew to where Cahr and Amoru were light speed mobile suit kick punching. But then she ran out of gas and the jet pack stopped workign and she was heading right for inbetween where char and amuro were light speed punching and she said "no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAA AAAAAA AA AAA AA AAA AAA AAA AAAAAAA AAA ARGHBLRHHBH" and vomited and started screaming more and then she was killed by getting in middle of light speed punching and was evaporated.

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BRIGTH NOA CHORNICLES 1.0: YPU WILL (NOT) BE VICTORY

BY JOHNNY SPACEBOOTS

CHPATER 1: THE AWAKENINGG

ATTA BURGHER who was teenage newtype in high school was afraid. Instad of taking the math notes that were good for his learning he was scared beacuse he could sense a big murdering comign his way. He started sweating and the teacher said "Atta burger, you need to take your math grades if you want to goto college!" and Atta burgher said "I am sorry, but I can sense the bad future that I am afraid where there wont be any college in teh future!" and the teacher said with anger "What you say? You insolent!" hsi girlfe Ching Chong said ""I am sorry sensei his medication must not be working again" and then he said "NO!!! I am not crazy therefore I must be newtype! I AM NEWTYPE!" and then flipped over his desk and said "EVERYONE OUT BEFORE THE MURDERING" and then screamed and jumped out the window because he was scared of the murdering that was coming. "Atta Burgher! Get back here so fast or else my foot up your ass!" and he ran after him but didnt go far because he was fat and there was too much cholesterol anyway.

CHAPTER 2: THE CREATIN OF TEH JOHN GUNDAM

Meanwhile bright noahs cousin Johnny Noah was at the anaheim making the john gundam. "Johnny Noah you are fired for making a too powerful weapon for the wrong hands" "No you are wrong, the john gundam's guns will make peace by stopping war." "No, it will fall into the wrong hands because I am the wrong hands." and the Anahem ceo shot johny with gun and said "Now I will steal this gundam for the neo zeong, not even brigh noah can stop me." And then nina purplton who was old now said "No, the john gundam is being stolen, we HAVE TO ALARM!" and she hit the alarm. The alarm was going off because the gundam was being stolen and there was panic from the alarm. "Holy fucking shithat is the alarm going for!?" said old Keith who was now old and then Kou who was also old said "I think it is the gundam being stolen, it is time" and he ran to the hagner where the gundam was being stolen "I have dealth beore, I can stop the gundam stolen again." and he got into a nother cgundam called the kou gundam becauser nina named it after him and it was custom.

CHAPTER 2: THE RECKONING

Meanwhile bright noah was on the londo bell ship tha was outside in space. "we have to ship sneakily beacuase the intelligence said the zeongh are here." but then the crue man said "But captain birgh the zeon are all dead." and then bright said "No I am sure they are not dead I think you are wrong." and then he was eating his hamburger because he liked hamburgers a lot.Then the newtype crew womban said "Bright I have newtype intelligence for you" and he said "Get to the chase woman a man has to live fast and talk faster and I am a man."she said "I have a newtype feeling that there will be a lot of murdering soon" and he said "Are you sure that's not just your periodd" and they both laughed. "No I am sure I cannot feel it in my vulva." and bright noddded. Suddeny the communicatons man got really scared and said "CAPTAIN BRIGHT WE GET NEWS BROADCAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed with panic. Bright said "TURN ON THE MAIN SCREEN WITH YOUR HANDS!!" and on the screen was haman khaann!!! Meanwhile, Shior Armada was in his hippie cotage where he and aina were getting high because they were now hippie who didn't like fighting anymore. Shiro put down bong fast and stand up and look up at sky and sayed "It is time. It has to be done!"

CAHPTER 4: THE BORADCAST

HAman khan was alive and said "People of earth! I ahve been brought back by the nanomachine scientists of neo-zong and now I will have my revenge starting with this colony!!" and she shot the newscaster and the broadcast ended. "At times like these it is important to be prepared for every possibility of war!" he said before stepping on a button on the floor that revealed a big gun wall and he started taking guns off it. "I am Bright Noa, it si my family lineage to do justice with force but if I have to!" the Newtype woman said "But bright-sama it is too dangerous" and he kissed the newtype woman and said "relax my nubile newtype hottie we will finish this when I get back" and then she said "bright-sama~" and fainted. He then said "Okay now steer this ship to the colony. I will put an end to this the way I should have years ago." "captain its too dangerous for one man alone" sayed bridge man but brigth said "I must finish what I begun. With my hands I will deliver the justice that must be served." "Are you sure it is safe" Bright then strapped to his normal suit 2 pistols 2 machine gunds and 2 knifes and then made himself like guncannon by strapping 2 bazookas to shoulders. Bright Noah said "I have 3 Gs in my life: Guns, G-Forces and G-Spots. I will be victory" he said and then the man said "We cannot catapult you without mobile suit and it is too dagnerous without mobil suit, hthe physics will kill you" sad astongge who was brough back with cyborg parts. "Mobil suits are for emo babies with autism. Lanch me I command you!" And so they launched birght noah into the colony space with the catapult adn he went realy fast and he sayed "catapult speed is not fast enough to save colony!" so he turned on rocket pack that made him go even faster and he had to dodge debris but bright noa dodged it anyway like khan but not haman khan but teh one from star wars into darkness but even if he wasnt like khan it was still okay because he could man hard.

CHAPTER 5: THE SUMMONING OF SHIRO

Meanwhile shoiro and aina who retired to become forest hippies were smoking pot in the cabin so they could forget war. "It is good that we have this pot so we do not lapse into war again" and they laughed. Their son Carts Kittenburg came and said "I sense warring in the newtype force." and Shiro put down bong and said "It is time, I must do what has to be done" and then combed hair over half of face and said "I am now Justice Shiro, the split personality that shiro made so when the time to do what has to be done would carry the tragic burden of war murdering so he would not be responsible" Then Justice shiro said to Carts Kittenburg and other son Beddhe Rosenthal "You must activate your other personality too" and they became newtype innovators Heidegger Soothsayer and Derrida Aristotle. "We will power justice gundam wiht the power of our newtype understanding" and they opened hatch in floor of hut and it was warehouse basement with salvaged ez8 that was made to go into space. He said "NEWTYPE LIFT OFF!" andit went into space.

CHPATER 6: HEAD ON INTO KAPOOL

But then there were 2 Capools!!!! the kabpools and their pilots wheihc surrounded bright who wasn't scared because he had plan and smiled. "Well see who has the last laiugh" said kapbool pilto and then the bkaobpool went at bright noah with its rockets to where bright noah was but it wasnt where bright noah wasnt there any longer because he wasnt there because he got closer to the kabpool with his rockets that were on his back and he was fierce like wand and then he got up to the kabpool and shot it in the face with a bazooka so the zeeong pilot couldn t ssee so then he went down from where the face to the cockpit was so he could get to opened the cockpit. "OH JESUS OH MY GOD JESUS NO BRIGHT NOAH IS IN MY COCKPIT NO GOD NO" sad the kabpool pilot when he saw that iwas no meref eddy but bright noah. "You cannot scare me with your space balls, I will show you what true balls are!" he said nd then shot the pilot with bullets and granades then took over the cockpit of the kabpool. kabopool. "Now I will show them how a man pilots a mobil soot" said bright noah and backflipped over the other kabpool and shot it 32 times inthe back before it exploded but broght got out ot he way by backflipping forwards again so that he doged the explosion. Other kapool pilot say "I will kill you bright noah then I will be the baddest dude on the colonies!!". Bu then Bright Noa pressed a button that made hte kapbool go rocket at the other capool and crashed into the cockpit at the speed of lighting and the pilot was dead into a fire from the crushing because it exploded and that killed him to pieces but it did not kill Bright noah did a triple forwards backflip with his feet so that teh explodeing did not get him because that made him doge the explosion. "Dont let the bed bugs bite" said bright noah who took out his space flask to drink whiskey but then he realize that he cnat drank wishkey in space.

CHOATPer 7: DESTINY FELING

Meanwhil at the anahem base the moon government police were investigating the gundamnapping by the anahem ceo. But meanwhie Riddh who was now test pilot came up to Keith who was eating soda and said "Where is Uraki, I have mah jong with him today" "Kou cannot MAh jong, he is going after the john gundam" "Yes it is too bad about johnny noah, but his brother will avenge him." "Yes. That is true." "Why do they call it the Kou gudnam if it is just gm wiht quebly parts" aksed Riddhe and Keith answered "Because Nina said she built it just to be liek him, boring with overpower." and they both laughed. "Yes, but they stay together because they have depp emotional bond and their sex is supposed to be amazing." Keith laughed quick and said "Yes I walked in on them the first time they sexed each other and she was riding his penis with her vagina hard while spinning around in circle and they were both yelling" and they both laughed because it was invented by the karma sutra. "Nina loves the karma sutra" "Yes, she loves the karma sutra, she listens to the audiobok on her player." and they both laughed at lot. But then the laugh was over becasue they realized they had serious matter to tend with the stealing of the john gundam. "I will take out the Triple Zeta gudnam" said Riddh and Keith said "No, it is too dagnerous, the newtype sensor can make it berserk with severe danger" "NO, I have the discipline and training to do it" "Okay but I will acompan you in the geara dog." and they went to where hte mobil suits were. Atta burger was hiding because he was scared. He was in a bush because the zeon attack has started so he hid. But he heard a glow and turned around it was blue and glowing and made a glow sound and he was looking at atta burgehr and was smiling right behind him in the bush. "Atta burger I am Amuro Ray I am dead Netwype force ghoast. I have come to unlcok the newtype force powers in you with my newtype force powers" "How do I know that when I have the newtuype force powers" and aumor said "you will know when you sense destiny in your feeling" and then he left. Atta burgher was mad because he did not stay and be his friend because he had no firends.

Meanwhile hte johnny gundam had 100 funnels that were all deadly like the newtype force of murder. The ceo man said "Now there is no way to stop my plans" and he laughed and pushed the funnel button that made them go on. Teh funnels were a lot so they protected the john gundam with the funnel shields while his 100 vulcans shot at all the jegans with their invincible bullets. "Hahaha, nothing can stop my plans now!!!" and he shot at them with more of his 1000 vulcans that were on the john gundam. then he said "what can this do" and then he used the space flamethrower that made the jegans melt with damage and they exploded. The John Gundam was killing more of hte federation fleet with the neo zong invasion queubely force andkilling the qubuely force too because the ceo pilot wanted to take over. It shot its 100 vulcan cannons and duel space flamethrowers while it used its double funnels that were funnels that had two laser funnel cannons in each funnel where it could be a shiled and anotehr cannon too and on the funnels were bazooka guns that shot rockets taht were both normal explodign rockets and rockets that shot smaller beam saber rockets that lanced enemies.

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BRIGHT NOAH CRHORNICLES 2: THE JOHN gundam

CHAPTER 1: THE CREATIN OF THE JOHN GUNDAM

Meanwhile Johnny noah who was birght nowahs brother was at the anaheim making the john gundam. "Johnny Noah you are fired for making a too powerful weapon for the wrong hands" "No you are wrong, the john gundam's guns will make peace by stopping war." "No, it will fall into the wrong hands because I am the wrong hands!" and the Anahem ceo shot johny with gun and said "Now I will steal this gundam and take over the neo zong, not even brigh noah can stop me." And then nina purplton who was old now said "NO, THE GUNDAM IS STOLEN, WE MUST ALArM" and she hit the alarm. The alarm was going off because the gundam was being stolen and there was panic from the alarm. "What is the alarm going for" said old Keith who was fifty years old and then Kou who was also old said "I think it is the gundam being stolen, it is time" and he ran to the hagner where the gundam was being stolen "I have dealth beore, I can stop the gundam stolen again." and he got into a nother cgundam called the kou gundam becauser nina named it after him.

CHPTER 2: THE BRIGHT ESCAPE

Birght noah was in the noe zeon prisoner cell when he realized tht the guard had moe crush on him with his ripple muscles. "I can use this girl" and then he took off his pants and said "Yoo hoo~" and showed his butt. the guard said "BRIGHT SAMAAAA~" and she walked towards the bars but then he took her head by putthing his arm through between the bars and then he hit her haid againts the bards until she was uncosncious. "Sorry baby, next time maybe we can have sex with you new hole." and then he took the keys and got out.

CHAPTER 3: THE POOL ATTACK

But then Bright Noah was running with his new guns and he ran into the neo-zeon bases pool. "I can't run across water" thoguht birght as he then looked at the water. but then the guards came and said "BRIGHT NOWAH IS HERE, HE MUST BE DEAD BY US THROUGH KILLING" and so they came out with grenade launchers and shot grenades at him. "Looks like I have to use my secret skill!" and bright noah jumped into the pool and then dolphin flipped up back out and then kicked all the grenades back to the neo zoen soldiers in the mouth and they exploded, which made hole in pool that made the water drain. "good, I can walk through this hole in the pool and tunnel to escape." and he went into the hole.

CHAPTER 4: THE TUNNEL OF FATE

Birght noah took grenades from exploded guards and said "no, the hole tunnel does not have room to lead to a room, I must make room to get to a room" because it would collapse and he would again face severe death. Bright Noah then took grenade and then pulled pin and hit it with his slap hand like tennis racket and the speed and the blowing up made more room for tunnel. "Good, like this I can tunnel to the other more lower basement rooms." so he kept making room with his new tennis grenade technique. But thne he got to secret door and he said "That is ood, what is a room door doing here" and he got there and there was experiment room! There was test tubes with people that were dead in it because they were mutants. "I think this is the work of mad scientists" said bright noah and he walked through.

CHAPTER 5: THE DANGER ROOM

Suddnely there was birght light. "HAHAHA, you have fallen into my trap, now there is trap for you!" and Bright said "FUCK YOU HAAMMAAAAN" with his anger. and then the newtype supersoldiers that were robot and big large muscles came into teh room that was the experiment chamber room and started hitting him with their fists. But bright fought back wit his hands and said "I will show you how a real man fights with his fists!!!" and he started bright slaping them with his hands that were more efecticve because he had the force of justice with them. "HAHAHA, you only have two hands!!!" and more came with more hands that he could not block them "Is this the end of birhgt noah" said bright noah, but suddnely there was explosion as Haman left. a black cloaked figur came and helped bright "Let me help you bright, i am your only hope" the black figure said with his confiedendce and he started bright slapping them too, and the two of them started fightign them with bright. Bright had two grenads left and and pulled the pin and threw it at the black figur and he said "Quickly!" and then the black figur nodded and birhgt noah kicked the grenade and then the black figure kciked the grenade again and it hit more of hte newtpe superdoldiers and more of them exploded. They did it again, but then bright said " Ihave no more granads, what do i do!" and then the figur said "Dont worry I have mine!" and he used his grenades and they uysed their combo double tennis grenade kicks to beat them all until they were all dead. "Thanks friend, but I don't know who you are" bright said with thanks. the figure turned to birght and said "I'm Batman."

CHAPTER 6: THE REVALING

But then batman was sad and frowned. "But that is only my mask that reveals who I really am. I owe you the truth because you were once my partner in justice." and batman took off his mask and it was char. "CHAARRRRRRRRRRR" Bright said with his surprise and anger and cunfousion. "Yes, Batman is my new mask, the newtype nanomachines from aumro made me see how I had betrayed my legacy as char by being evil and dropping the asteroid." "But how did you live" "The newtype magic made my pod re-enter earth. Kamille tried to be the current batman but he was too brain damaged to do it so I am now batman, I am now back to quattro justice to atone for my evil sins." "Okay but how do we get out" and then char batman put his maks back on. "I have been able to sneak into the base with my stealth, I will show you how to get out but you must stealth with me" and birght said "A noah must always learn how to stealth, it is the ancient manhood way of the noah family." and bright followed char batman through teh ceiling hole with stealth climbign.

CHAPTER 7: THE JOHN GUNDAM STRIKES!

The john gundam had 100 funnels that were all deadly like the newtype force of murder. The ceo man said "Now there is no way to stop my plans" and he laughed and pushed the funnel button that made them go on. Teh funnels were a lot so they protected the john gundam with the funnel shields while his 100 vulcans shot at all the jegans with their invincible bullets. "Hahaha, nothing can stop my plans now!!!" and he shot at them with more of his 1000 vulcans that were on the john gundam. then he said "what can this do" and then he used the space flamethrower that made the jegans melt with damage. Then Char Batman sensed the John Cgundam with his bat newtype sense That was accurate. "Bright noah I sense that there is a big murdering comeing to add to the murder. But I sense help nearby." so they went fuarther to the end of the base where they could get out with stealth walking. but then there were more guards, and char batman said "No, we must stealth more" "Now is not hte time for stealth, now is the time to determine the victor of justice." so they both fight the guards. The guards were smarter because they were the more elite guards but they were no match for birght and char batman because they had the pure spirit of burning justice with them.

CHAPTER 8: THE TAG DOUBLE ATTACK!

The guards started shooting them while throwing knifves at them for more murder damage but they were smart and doged and birght said "We have to sync our atacks or else we will be facing dead this time" Char batman nodded and then threw his red comet batarang that hurt the guards and then they both jumped up and did two triple backflips forwards before kicking all the guards in teh face like rapid light speed that made all the other guards fall down or explode because the kicking was too much for their face atoms to handel. "Watch out char, it will explod" and their faces exploded with the flames of cyborg fuel. "That was close, now we are close to where I parked the bat gundam" and they ran while other guards came.

Chaoter 9: THE BIG ATTACk BATTLE

Birght noah and batman who was char were runnign from the base that was blowing up because haman was compromise security bexause too many soldiers were dead. But she was escpaing on her elite ship to her other base near jupiter. "HHHHHA" she said as she got away but then batman put tracking devic on first before the ship got out and char said "my bat tracking device will track it." And bright noah said "okay but where is the bat GUNDAM' 'we are almost to the bat GUNDAM' AND THEY got to the bat gundam that was big and robotic like batman gundam that looked like if batman were a gundam. "Now i will get into the bat gundam and give you cover as the rest of her invasion force comes" I do not need mobile suits, i have hands for rockets and guns" said bright noah as he stole normal suit and strapped on bazooka guns and rifles and pistoles and knives for stabbing. So then the bat gundam took off to fight the army of brainwahshed male prurus becaise boys were easier to brainwash than girls. "Now it is time to kill old char" said char batman.

CHAPTER 10: MEANWHIEL

Atta burgher had now escaped to his house to escape the neo zeong mass murdering so he could find his newtype invention that he built because he was smart because he was a newtype. "I have to find this and save mom and dad and ching chong" and he got out his secret rocket scooter. "With this rocket tied to my scooter I can go faster and control it with this computer." and he put the computer in his pocket. But then there was knock on the door and his mom said "ATTA BURGHER, ARE YOU GETTING HIGH, THERE IS WAR WE MUST EVACUATE" "No I am getting ready to leave" and then the door opened and his mom and dad were dead and their heads were put on robot bodies so they became neo-zeon robot cyborg slaves. They had knives for hands for extra murdering and tey said "You will become neo zeon cyborg now!" and he said "NO" and they said "YES" and Atta Burgher screamed.

CHAPTER 11: MEANWHILE AT THE JOHN GUNDAM

The John Gundam was killing more of hte federation fleet with the neo zong invasion queubely force andkilling the qubuely force too because the ceo pilot wanted to take over. It shot its 100 vulcan cannons and duel space flamethrowers while it used its double funnels that were funnels that had two laser funnel cannons in each funnel where it could be a shiled and anotehr cannon too and on the funnels were bazooka guns that shot rockets taht were both normal explodign rockets and rockets that shot smaller beam saber rockets that lanced enemies. "HAHAHA, I CANNOT BE DEFTATED" said the ceo who was lusting with power. But all hope was not lost beacuas Kou uraki who was now old like burning was on the way in his custom GM Quebley. "CEO BOSS, YOU WILL BE DEFEATED BY DESTINY" and he got out his bem sabr.

CHAPTER 11: GEAR UP FOR THE VICTORY

Meanwhil at the anahem base the moon government police were investigating the gundamnapping by the anahem ceo. But meanwhie Riddh who was now test pilot came up to Keith who was eating soda and said "Where is Uraki, I have mah jong with him today" "Kou cannot MAh jong, he is going after the john gundam" "Yes it is too bad about johnny noah, but his brother will avenge him." "Yes. That is true." "Why do they call it the Kou gudnam if it is just gm wiht quebly parts" aksed Riddhe and Keith answered "Because Nina said she built it just to be liek him, boring with overpower." and they both laughed. "Yes, but they stay together because they have depp emotional bond and their sex is supposed to be amazing." Keith laughed quick and said "Yes I walked in on them the first time they sexed each other and she was riding his penis with her vagina hard while spinning around in circle and they were both yelling" and they both laughed because it was invented by the karma sutra. "Nina loves the karma sutra" "Yes, she loves the karma sutra, she listens to the audiobok on her player." and they both laughed at lot. But then the laugh was over becasue they realized they had serious matter to tend with the stealing of the john gundam. "I will take out the Triple Zeta gudnam" said Riddh and Keith said "No, it is too dagnerous, the newtype sensor can make it berserk with severe danger" "NO, I have the discipline and training to do it" "Okay but I will acompan you in the geara dog." and they went to where hte mobil suits were.

CHAPTER 12: BRIGHT INTO ACTION

Bright noah was then surrounded by angry eno zeon guards who were had guns at him. "You have doomed us all, we will revenge against you!" And they started shooting with space shotguns but bright noah was too fast and so he stole shotgun and pistol whipped the neo zeon guard in faceplate and faceplate broke and in space vacuum the neo zeong guard said "UAFAGAHGH' as his face slowly exploded as brigth noah jammed shotgun in mouth and pulled trigger near fuel tank that explodd and kill other guards with fire while bright noah ducked. "Looks like you have only revenged your own stupidity" bright said while he wiped neo zeon guard off and looked with burning justice passion at the haman ship. "You have not gotten away with this evil haman." He said and then activate rocket pack.

CHAPTER 13: SAME BAT GUNDAM, SAEM BAT CHANNEL

Meanwhile Char batman was getting into his char gundam with the help of his red comet batarange that hooked to the special red comet batarang hok that was on the bat gundam cockpit and he kicked neo zeogn guards who were near him but they couldnt shoot him because he was three times faster than the older batmans in the past. he got to the batman gudnam and the batman gudnam had the bat haro that said "Welcome back master char" and char batman said "hello alfred haro" and the haro opened up into a screens that attached to the cockpit and it said "Initiating bat cruise control" and char batman said "looks like haro is cruise control for JUSTICE" and he activated the bat gudnam and started figthing the eleop purus who were boys because haman was pedophile.

CHAPTER 14: THE RETURN OF AL

Meanwhile Atta Burgher was about to be killed by his zombie cyborg parents who had zeon knifehands. "YOU WILL BE ONE OF US AFTER WE TAKE OUT YOUR BRAIN." and atta burger was knowing that this was end. But then there was a feeling, and he stood up. "AMURO, IT IS HAPPENING, I AM FINALLY SENSE DESTINY IN MY FEELING" he screamed with righteous burning passion and then he took the rocket scooter and ran into them with it while holding out fist so that he would punch heads off with the force of newtype rocket. But then he escaped and the whole neighborhood was newtype zombie robots from hamans nanomachines and they had ching chong. "CHING CHONG" he yelled and he got on the rocket scooter and started battling them with his newtype fighting sense. But they were too much! Atta burgher was about to die from the robot knife hands but then a stranger came on motorcycle! He took out two uzies and shot the zombie robot cyborgs with uzi bulets from his guns that killed them with the speed of physics and ran more of them over. "Al save me!" said Atta Burgher and Al said "Bernie, it has been 17 years, it is time for me to live up to your standard of justice" and then jumped off the bike and let the bike crash and explode killing more zombie cyborg robots and did triple sideways double backflip backwards then forwards shooting all the neighborhood robot zombies with the guns until he was out of bullets. "Thanks al, we were almost killed with extreme prejudice" and Al took of his helmet and it was grown up Al Izuhururah.

CHAPTER 15: MASTER AND MARGHAREAHRET

meanwhile Haman went to private message globe room like Darth Vader had in the star destoryer before he was killed and General Grievus took his place as Darth Grievus when the Empereror's force ghoast gave Grievus back to life and force powers and battled the Macross Frontier Macross Gundams. She turned main screen on and said "I have failed master the invasion has not gone according to the plan." and on the screen was Satan and he said "Do not woryr haman the plan is going according to plan." But then meanwhile the John Gundam was fighting Kou's GM Quebleley Kou gudnam. the GM quvely used its bazooka saber funnels against the John Gundam and kou said "No, I do not have hte power, I must pilot harder" and so he got out more funnels and then took out his beam bazookas and started shooting at the john gundam. The ceo man said "I do not care who you are, I will not be defeated by a man who hates carrots" and then he started shooting all of his funnels at him by making shields that would ram into him with beam heat and kou said "How do I dodge this?????" and then he started screaming. But then the funnel attack was stopped by a beam batarang and the bat gudanm was there with char batman attacking it. "I am your true enema, I am must destroy you for true justice" and then the bat gudnam went into NT Justice mode and started glowing wiht a bad signal that appeared on it.

CHPATER 16: THE RECKINONG OF AL

Meanwhile Atat burrgher and Al and ching chong were riding on Al's motorcycle that was on the road escaping from the newtype zombie robot head murdering. "Al why do you think they give the robots knife hands" and Al said "Stabbing is a easier method for murdering with hands than choking, that way they can do the murdering faster."

Meanwhile, the john gundam was battling the char batman gundam with its funnel sablers but char could use his three times faster newtype force powers to dodge them but not really but beacus the sabers cut off his gudnam legs. Buit it was okay beacus he built the bat gundam to have retractable spare legs so that way he could have spare legs in case hte otehr laegs were bmissing, because having no legs was bad for mobile suit combat, so he built the legs into the other main legs to be retractable legs inside the main legs, so if the main legs were ever destroyed he would have spare legs to use mobile suit legs with. the john gudnam ceo pilot saoid "HA, BUT WILL YOUR RETRACTALBE LEGS SAVE YOU" and he went after hte new legs and the char batman had to block him with his shield and then he started shoooting at the funnels with his beams from the beam rifle that shot beam batarangs.

CHAPTER 17: THE SUMMONING OF SHIRO

Meanwhile shoiro and aina who retired to become forest hippies were smoking pot in the cabin so they could forget war. "It is good that we have this pot so we do not lapse into war again" and they laughed. Their son Carts Kittenburg came and said "I sense warring in the newtype force." and Shiro put down bong and said "It is time, I must do what has to be done" and then combed hair over half of face and said "I am now Justice Shiro, the split personality that shiro made so when the time to do what has to be done would carry the tragic burden of war murdering so he would not be responsible" and Aina said "Thank you, good luck I love you" and she gave him goodbye sex. Then Justice shiro said to Carts Kittenburg "You must activate your other personality too" and he became newtype innovator Heidegger Soothsayer. "We will power justice gundam wiht the power of our newtype understanding" and they opened hatch in floor of hut and it was warehouse basement with salvaged ez8 that was made to go into space. He said "NEWTYPE LIFT OFF!" andit went into space.

CHAPTER 18: THE DARK BRIGHT RISES AGAIN

MEanwhile bright noah was fighitng guards with bazookas and guns and shotguns by shooting and shooting in face when backhand person next ot them and hten firing bullets from guns. He called this style of figthing bright gun fu and had been passed down from his ancestor solid snake. He used his bright gun fu while tennis grenade attacking hordes of guards and robot head zombies while running to where hte mobile suit battle was. "I cannot run to space from colony, I need jetpack" and he found jetpack inside the bank and then took money in case he needed to buy hamburger at undestroyed part of colony. He flew up while the zombie knife hand head robot cyborgs flew up and the guards said "We can use them as horses" and they used the zeon cyborg zombies as horses, so they became the zeon cyborg knifehands cavalry. The descended onto bright noah like plague of bees "No you will not beat me" said bright noah and he started using the different thruster maneuvers to do the 360 degree tennis kick grenade technique while using his bright gun fu. But bright was in trouble because there was too many. "I need backup or I will face the most severest death" bright noah said and he saw the quebuely mark IIIs that were fighting the Triple Zeta gundam and chucks hizack.

CHAPTER 19: COCKPIT FEARE

"Looks like I have some backup" said bright and he zoomed through the swarm of robot cavalry like a comet of justice and jetpacked to the quebely and opened hatch. But he was not prepared because the new purus were male and 14 years old and looked exactly like Judeau. "What is this madness" he said and the Judau Puru said "I serve Haman kan only get out of my way, or else you are my enemy." "I bet you serve her hard" bright said with disgust and repugnants. He shot him in face with shotgun and then tossed him out with force of anger, and hijacked quebely and started piloting it but kept hatch open so he could double the murdering by doing his tennis grenade kick and bright gun fu at the same time.

CHAPTER 18 (again): the Musick FEARE!!!

AL WAS GOING AT NEAR ALMOST THE SPEED OF LIGHT ON HIS MOTOR CYCLE WITH ATTA BURGHER AND LING CHING CHONG WHEN THEY GOT TO THE EDGE OF THE HOLE IN THE COLONY "AL WE HAVE TO GET INTO THESE NORMAL SUITS WITH GUNS SO WE CAN ESCAPE FROM THE ZOMBIE ZEON ROBOTS AROUND THIS AREA COMING FROM THE SHIP!" SAID ATTA BURGHER SO THEY DID "ATTA CHING SHOMNG YOU GO WITHOUT ME I WILL HOLD THEM BACK" and he took electric guitar FROM MOTORCYCLE/ "I WILL USE MACROSS STRATEGY TO DISTRACT THEM THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED FOR LOGIC AND MURDER NOT MUSIC" and he starteted MELTING ROBOT ZEON FACES BECAUSE THEIUR COMPUTER BRAINS STARTED ON FIRE BBECAUSETHEY OVERLOAD AND OVERHEAT FROM TRYING TO COMPREHEND MUSIC AND ATTA CHING CHONG ESCAPED SO AL SAID "BERNIE I AM FIANLLY COMITTING JUSTICE!!!!" BUT THEN HAMAN KHAN SHOT HIM IN THE FACE

CHAPTER 19 (again): BLACK BOX OF DEATH

Brigyt noay was gundam shooting wiyh quebly and used his oldtype adapter helmet for the psychommu. The psychommu system said "warning brigyt noah there is severe danger!" Because it was ai like HAL AND ITS acromnym was G.E.O.F.F.E.R.Y. "i cant stop now, you cannot stop the justice revenge." And then birht noah spinned around southeast in the cockpit to do ricochet tennis grenade kicks and fire guns that killed space mankini judeau squad like in victory gundam but not with uso and bikini girls because haman invented the tactic but bright said "ha, it is your unfortunate flawed pan that i am not into little boys, i prefer the tits and ass." And he killed them while shooting down thr quebelys. While breaking heads! Then the joyn gudnam came figting hte triple zeta gundam.

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BRIGHT NOAH CHRONICLES 3: HAMBURGER EATER: A BRIGHT NOAH CHRISTMAS

[spoile]r HTIS IS THE TREU AND HONETS BRIGHT NOAH CHROMICLES 3 [/spoilers]

BY JOHNNY SAPCEBOOTS

CHAPTER 1: A VERY MERRY ARGHAMA

It was almost christmas time on the arghama but nobody could celebrate christmas because they were fighting war and war doesn't have time for christmas. MEANWHILE at the federations headquaretrs, there was bad newz. "President of the Federation, I have bad news" "Yes, I am the president of the frederations, What is it you are having to say to me?" "The news is terrible! Haman Khan is trying to cancel christmas!" "What!? this is the most bad of news right now!!" "She is trying to cancel it with MOBILE SUITS!!!" and the president of the federations started crying because he was thinking of all the disappointed children on christmas just like he was at six years old when his dad left and he could feel the disapproving faces of his dad floating at him saying "you'll never amount to anything president of federation, you are failure" and he started crying. "Oh no, the president is crying, what do we do now!?" and the vice president said "The only thign we can do now." and he wnet to glass case that said "USE ONLY IN CASE OF REALLYT BAD EMERGENCY" and he broke the case and he took out a conch that had bright noah face on it and blew and it made special frequency noise that only bright noah could hear.

CHAPTER 2: BRIGHT OF CHRISTMAS ALL TIME

Brighth noah was heading his christmas gingerbread hamburger when he heard the emergency bright conch. He ran out of hte captains chair and pucnhed torres away from the wheel and said "I HAVE TO DROVE NOW, THERE IS EMERGENCY TROUBLE" and he turned the arghama around with the steering wheel and drove it to the federation headquarters at the speed of sound. He parked the arghama outside and then used his zip line and crashed through the window and said "Hello vice president, where is the president" and the vice president "He has killed himself" and bright noa said "I am sorry" and they were both sad for a bit but then got back to urgent business. "You do like to make a mess of things birght noah" and bright noah said "when there is severe situation, severe enemies must know they are dealing with severe force." and the vice president said "haman khan is trying to kill christmas with severe force with extreme prejudice" and birght noah punched the wall in fury, screaming "HOW DARE SHE" and the vice president said "We need you to stop her, lives and children are at stake" and he said "I will find haman khan." and he zip lined back up to the arghama. "Godspeed, bright noah" said the vice president and he saluted birght noa.

CHAPTER 3: BRIGHT'S CHRISTMAS SLAY

Bright noah was driving the arhaama top where haman was. Quattro who was really Char said "hello bright, how are you" and bright said "good" and quattro said "Are you properly hydrated" and they both laughed. "Where is haman" said quattro and brigth said "She is at the axis" and he said but then kamille ran to the bridfe and sayed "vright noah, there is danger" "I do not need to fear danger for danger, becuase danger is my ally." "we are at axis!" "Then it is time to battel!" and everyone got ready for the battel. Bright got into the zeta gundam and kamille got into the methuss and quattro comamnded the arghama while emma got in the Zeta Ball Mk. II. Bright turned on the biocomputer which was named G.E.O.F.F.E.R.Y. Mk. I and G.E.O.F.F.E.R.Y. said "GOOD MORNING BRIGHT NOA, IT IS A GOOD MORNING TO COMBAT" "Yes it is G.E.O.F.F.E.R.Y. Mark I" and he took off in the Zeta Gundam and G.E.O.F.F.E.R.Y. Mk. I said "My sensors are picking up danger from enemies" and Bright Noa said "Then it is time to kill to the death" and he hit the boosters and rammed into the hi-zack of one of the zeon pilots and then opened the hatch and the zeon pilot screamed but bright noah shot him in the face before he could finish screaming and then got back into the zeta gundam and flew to where there were more zeon pilots.

CHAPTER 4: THE HANNUHKA HOROR

Meanwhile Masmyroe chello was in the axis base and said "My haman-sama, what can i do to destroy christmas" and haman said "Pilot the mobile suit and kill christmas" and he said "how do I do that" and she said "with a mobile suit" and mahsihrhismer chelo said "what do i do woith the mobile suit" and she said "KILL." and he said "YES" and he got into his special customn Hannukah Gouf whhich had eight-barreled beam rifle for hte eight days of hannukah, which is why it was minorah beam rifle. "They are psycommu beams, you cannot escape them!" and he started killing AEUG suits for the sake of Neo-Israel, because he was sleeper agent. "FEEL MY HEBREW HAMMER FORCE" and he kicked the la vie en rose in the face. "NO, ABORT SHIP" said the captain. He couldnt stop killing because he was sleeper agent programmed to kill, but htere was single tear that was going down his face, becuase he didnt want to kill and the tear hit his rose from haman that he brought with him and it started to glow, but it didnt do anything yet.

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RIGHT NOA CHRONICLES 3: BRIGHT IN DA HOOD

BY JOONY SPACEBATS

BY JOHNNY SPACEBOOTS

CHA{PTER 1: AFTER THE AFTERMATH

Bright noah was back on teh londo bell spayce schip which was the ra calcium after the haman attack. Kou was killed by the ceo boss with hte john gundam which was build by johny noah who was bright noahs brother but ht eceo boss killed him. Batman was missing who was really char aznbable who took up mantel after kemille tried to be the new batman who was too old but he was too brain damaged to do it. Bright managed to fly back to the ship by hijacking rocket pack and said "Astongg, what is the battel report" and astongag said "all of our mobile suits are dead" and bright said "Shit, I hope the pilots are not dead with them too. Where is newtype crew womban!?" and astongg said "She is dead, she was killed by the zeon attack with lasers." "No, I looved her. I will revenge her with all of my fist force!" and he opened teh door to the ship and walked into the bridge. "Bright noah, what do we do" said tores and he said "We have to go to jupiter, that is where judau is and he will know what to do." So they drove to jupiter in the ship and then got off the ship to find judau where he was. "Haman may send the judau clones to kill the real judau so the real juduas does not become flaw in her place that is lethal interruption to clone jduau plans because clone judaus are not real juduau but haman's personal whore combat that is judau without being judau that makes her increase her judau lust so real judau would out do all her previous judau cloning." and astonage said "yes." and they got out the dune buggy and got food

CHAPTER 2: JUPITER RISING

Bright noah was listening to limp bizkit on his ipod when astongg went into his room. "Bright noah, now is not the time for hamgubrghers, now we must make contact with contact" and Brighght Naoh said "Yes I agree that that is true, thank you for being advice friend Astongae" and they gave each other bro hug. So then Bright Noah went to the space phone that was on the ra calium and called his friend on Juptier who was bright noas friend Ulysses X. Pussycaust, who Jupiter's hottest rap sensation. "Yo, birghth noah my nigga, wassup my homie for realz" "Hello Ulysses. I need help finding judau. I need you to help me find him so I need to know if you can help me." "Sure my soul brotha, so long as you share this bag of weed with me" and he pulled out bag of weeb but bfith noa couldnt see it because he was on phone and phones dont have video and bright noa said "I would be honored" and btright noah got high with Ulysess X. Pussycaust and listened to kritikal who was ulysses x pussycausts inspiration. but after bright noah was sober he said he said to ulusses x pussycaust "Okay, now we need to find judau" and ulysses said "No worries my homie, I didn't become rap star wihtout first being expert hacker" and he hacked the jupiter government phone book database to find his phone number. "Okay now I will call judau" and birhgt noah said "Hello judau it is bright noah, what is your address" and KJudau said "BRIGHT MNOAH STAY AWAY, IT IS TOO DANGER" and the call was cut off with static. "Judau is in danger, we have to save him!" and Ulysses X. Pussycaust said "Okay I will trace it" and he traced judaus number. "He is in the city near the deli." so they went to Ulysses X's gun closet and put all of his guns into a box and carried it to the low rider where they cruised to the city where Judau was.

CHA{PTER 3: BURNIGN DOWN THE HOUSE

Birhgt noah and ulyssex pussycaust drove to Judau's house in the city. "Okay, we need to get guns in case of danger" and they got out hte guns frm the trunk and got out buletprof jumpsuits and sayed "Okay now we have to put these on" and birgth noah said "what are those" and ulysses x pussycaust said "I made tthem with sewing, they are gun suits taht we can strap gunds to in order to have more guns in case of danger." "Good idea, we should put htem on" and they put on the gun suits and got out hte box of guns and put all of their guns onto gun suits. "Now the time has come to face danger, I do not need gundam when I have suit of guns" said bright noah and ulysses x pussycast said "Damn straight niggga." and he cocked his machine gun. they kicked down the door and said "Come out danger, we are here to kill you!" and leina ran out and she was grown up and sayed "NO< GET BACK IT IS DANGER" and she was grabed by robot arm and brght noah and ulysses x pussycats said "Let her go, or else we will shoot you" and they got out duel shotguns. The robot was big with brain jar like in Robocop 2 except it wasnt as big as a moblie suit because it was like robocop 2 and it had brain jar and zaku face. "I AM NEO-ZEON SOUTH BURNING, I AM BRAIN OF BURNING BROUGHT BACK FROM DEAD WITH SCIENCE AND PUT IN BRAIN JAR WITH BRAINWASHING, BECAUSE I WAS BEST PILOT NOW I AM BEST ROBOT" and he started shooting at bright noah and ulysses x pusscaust with guns. "BTRIGHT NOHA, STAND ASIDE" and judau ran out with grenades and started throwing them at Neo Zeon South Burning Killbot, but they weren't good enough. "Baka Judau, did you not remember anything I taught you?" and he took grenades and did grenade kicks. "Okay now I rmemeber" and Judau started doing grenade kicks with bright noah in circle so they could surround neo zeon south burning killbot.

CHAPTER 4: IRONB FISHT OF JUSTIEC

ulysses x pussyfiend who was rapper saw the grenade kick attacks and said "No, the armor is too strong for grenades because it is not dead yet!" and he drooped his guns and said "It is lucky for you and unlucky for you that I am winner of wu tang kung fu!" and saw the jar that kept south burning brain with wires and cybrog parts with wires in them that were connected to brain and jumped up feet and got down from the bottom of the ceiling and kicked hte brain jar so hard that it cracked. "Good work ulysses x pussyfiend, now it is time for the end of battel!" and Bright Noah wall jumped off the fireplace and jumped onto the top of the south burning robot and saw the brain and punched at it until the case broke and south burning robot said "no, please do no punch my brain!" and Bright noa said "I know you are afraid in your brain, you thought you were alive, but now it is time for you to have final death! WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TAAH" and bright slapped the brain out from the wire case and south burning bot shut down and said "will I dream" before it shut down. Bright noa stepped over to the brain and held it up to teh sky and screamed "AAAAAUUUUUOOOOOOHHH" and started eating it because he wanted to gain its power. but then there was ccar outside and there was megaphone that said "We are secret Neo Zeon jupiter guard, come out now or be under secret arrest!" and Judau said "we must fight" and birght noa said "No, they are not scared enough to be fighting with losing by us, a true man knows how to master psychololgical warefare!" and he punched brain into goo quickly and then used it to make war paint and used Judau's tanning lamp to dry it quick so he had crusty brain psychological war paint that would scare them and ran out hte door screaming and neo zeon secret police man said "What the - " and bright noah spin kicked him so fast his head spun around and broke neck and the other neo zeon guard said "JESUS CHRIST"

chapetrt 5: DRIVE WAY TO HELL

bright noah said to thd othe neo zron guard "you have driven other people to their deaths, now i will drive yuo to death" and the neo zeon guard said "nooooo" and he took the neo zeon secret service guy and opened the frtonrt hood of the low rider and stuffed him into the front hood of the car where the engine was and shut the hood and drove around the block and sayed"aaaAAAUUUUUUUAUUUAUGHHGHGHHGBBLELRRLRRLRHGHHGGHHH' and he died becayse he was stuck in the front hood of the car and he died and brigth nosh was finished driving because he stopped the car and he walked away from the car and the car exploded because it got jammed from the neo zeon guy and bright noa walkec away from the explosion.

CHAPTER 6: BURNING DOWN THE STEVE

Ulysses x pussycaust said "I am know that the neo zeon cybrog robits will be haer soon, htat is why we must use music stragetgery because they cannot comprenhend it. We must fined music allies" so they went to hte Steve Reich Music Foundation Center for Unemployed Charity Orphans. They went ot the desk and said the secret pattern which was "fuck stockhausen" and went to the secret keypad where they put in the secret password which was really long so they had to have a that had it on it. They went downstairs to where there was secret computer lab and tehy said "welcome back birght nao, we are the secret computer lab for underground justice" and he said 'Hello I have brought firneds" and they said "Okay, you can have the cheese and crackers and some coffee because you are guetst." and they did had teh cheese and crackers but judau was a bit anger becuasue because juduau is a french name judau was french and therefore a cheese expert and they only had kraft cheese. "Nigga why you got be so cheese pretencitotugtos" and judau slapped ulysses zx plussybyscaust. brighth noa went to the computer and said "Hello today" and the computertron which was advanced computer said "Hello again bright noah, I have composed new phase piece based on cats" and bright noa said "Now is not the time for minimal music but hte time for maximum fight" he said to the computer which was Steve Reich AI Mk. 16. "I see, then I will prepare the anti-zeon defense with uplink" and upstairs where the lobby of the building was on top of the basement there was big bronze statue of steve reich with muscles and his mouth opened up to use big satellite dish that would do the uplink. "Uplink commenced, now it is the time to combat" and Steve Reich AI sent signal to desk person who was secret robot and he said "My programming is now for combat" and he went to the steve reich statue and pressed the big buttons on its abls and it became the Reichmobile.

CHAPTER 7: HTE TOWN HALL BATTEL

They all got into the Steve Reich mobiile with guns and rockets and they were about to leave. "Wait, I must do my ultimate skill." and he started strapping grenades to his legs so that he would have grenade legs which was more than grenade kicks. "ONWARD TO THE FUTURE JUSTICE IN TIME" the Steve Reich Mobiel said and they started speeding towards city hall which was where the secret neo zeon base was. they said "now we have to fight for the maxiumumu justirc so that htej upiter city cannot be under hte zoeng opernsion that is over htem beucase of hte neo zeogn beacause of hte oppresion of hte hman who is space now and not on jupioter." and they did victory scream "huuuuoooooAAAAAOOOOAAAHHHHHHHH" and they started fighting teh john gundam who was being pilot by cyborg ceo boss. "I am back and now stronger than I could have in the future! I will INVINCIBLE!" and the started killing hte anti-zeon justice forces. "Oh no, we have to retreat!" the steve reich mobile got hit with missile and it said "Tell Pierre Boulez I love him" and he exploded. "NO, STEVE ROACH" said Bright Noa and he said "You kisama" and he started kicking but he couldn't start kicking anymore because he was sad and judau said "Brigth noa, why are you no longer fight!?" and bright noa said "it is my last brother johny noas final testament, i cannot break it or else he will be dead to wrold!" but then judau said "No, birtghth noa, you have to fight fr johny noa and his widow son!" and birght noa started shooting at john gundam with rocket guns but the john gundam had the lots of vulcan cannons that shot nanomachine funnels that shot mini rockets that exploded and made people die and birght noa didgedg them but monscha could not and monsha said "It looks like I fucked my last whore five minutes ago" and lit cigarette and took out grenade and then took gulp of bourbon and he exploded and took the neo zeon zoldiers and cyborg robots with him.

CHAPTER 7: INTO THE PENETRATION