Spray-Tan Man lied to all of you.

Barack Hussein Obama did more to strengthen America’s southern border than the clown who once promised us Deportation Squads, a total ban on Moslems, and a big beautiful border wall that grew ten feet taller with each successive mega rally.

You would think by now that the masses would understand they were conned up, down, and around, but as of today we’re still battling the sycophants who insist that their President is laboring day in and day out on a majestic defense of our frontier.

Ann Coulter sees through the nonsense, though.

Daily Mail:

Conservative columnist Ann Coulter issued a put-up-or-shut-up demand Tuesday to President Donald Trump, challenging him to identify exactly where his administration has erected new border barriers between the U.S. and Mexico. Trump claimed Saturday on Twitter that the ‘[m]ajor sections of Wall are being built.’ He tweeted a day earlier that his long-promised border wall ‘is being built and is well under construction.’ Coulter told DailyMail.com in an email that she wants details. ‘The President’s tweet says he’s already building the Wall. Could he give me the precise latitude and longitude of its location?’ she asked. ‘Also, how many miles long is it?’ ‘I want to throw a party there and need the exact coordinates,’ she wrote. The president first began to claim limited success with his ambitious project in the fall of 2017, tweeting that construction consisted of ‘new renovation of old and existing fences and walls.’ Fifteen months later he claimed that his administration had ‘already built large new sections & fully renovated others.’ Trump tweeted a photo in January that he said showed a section of ‘NEW WALL,’ but didn’t say where it was. The image included a date-stamp indicating that it was taken in October. Since then all of his public statements have boasted of new wall construction – not renovation of older structures. ‘The Wall is being built and will be a great achievement,’ he tweeted February 12. A week later his Twitter feed published a time-lapse video appearing to show a section of steel-slatted bollard wallbeing erected ‘in New Mexico.’ The tweet said it was ‘[c]ompleted on January 30, 2019 – 47 days ahead of schedule! Many miles more now under construction!’ The footage bore the logo of the Army Corps of Engineers, a federal agency that serves as general contractor for large federal public-works projects. An Army Corps spokesman told a military blog the following day that the video was shot on Sep. 18, 2018. It consisted of ‘a replacement project,’ pre-approved repair work, and not a new wall. The New York Times reported in January that ‘no new miles of barriers had been built’ during the Trump administration, although [s]ome existing barriers have been replaced.’

Don’t get me wrong – I hate the New York Times with a passion, and would love to see their entire staff sent to labor camps somewhere in the mountains of Alaska.

But, while they might be a cesspit of Fake News, the same phenomenon exists among Conservative circles – perhaps with a worse percentage than we see on the Left.

For example, take a look at Cuckservative watering holes on Facebook, Twitter, and Gab, and tell me you don’t recognize hordes of grifters, hustlers, and overall-worthless E-Parasites who like to take advantage of simple and gullible Americans in order to rack up the shekels.

Tally up the make-believe stories and Fake News sources about secret indictments, the Wall, Jews and Blacks joining the GOP, and, of course, the “Q” hoax, but always remember to take a break after reaching one hundred in less than an hour.

It’s a sad state of affairs, but I for one have a solution whenever I feel despair setting in – the thought of Chairman Yang taxing the Bill Mitchell’s of the world to pay for my family’s UBI installments makes me smile.