Lincoln: ....I can't take it anymore! Mom! We weren't roughhousing! Lori beat us up for reading her diary!



Rita: She did what?!



Lori: Lincoln! You literally said you wouldn't tell anyone!



Luna: Sorry, sis. We can't just let you get off scott-free for abusing us.



Rita: She's absolutely right! Your siblings are younger than you and you could've given them fatal injuries!



Lori: Well, they deserved it!



Luan: No we didn't!



Rita: Exactly! And just for that, you're grounded for two weeks!



Lori: What?! No! Bobby and I have a date tonight!



Rita: Well, you should've thought of that before you hurt your siblings! Now go to your room!



Lori: I am literally gonna kill you twerps for this!



Rita: Three weeks!



Lori: FUCK YOU, MOM!



Rita: Four weeks!



Lori then screams in frustration and runs up to her room crying. After Rita hears her door slam, she turns around to face the other kids with an excited look on her face.



Rita: So, what did you kids find in Lori's diary?



Lynn: Oh, where do I start?! First we found out that Bobby...



Rita: Wait! Before we start, we gotta get you four cleaned up.