You thought you knew the proper terms for genitalia … well, the joke’s on you! Because the Human Rights Campaign Foundation has published their “Safer Sex for Trans Bodies” guide, and if you want to understand it, you need to learn the real proper terms for genitalia.

Fortunately, the HRCF’s guide includes a handy glossary to help you familiarize yourselves with the correct language for our modern times:

So now you know that “external condoms” go on dicks and straplesses, but not on penises.

Never in my life have I read a more glorious phrase: "Remove the front hole" pic.twitter.com/dcV7XdOx3Z — BinkyBoi (@BinkyBouy) January 8, 2020

This has all been very educational.

What in the fresh politically correct dystopian 1984 language control hell is this? — Sam Mathai (@sam_mathai) January 8, 2020

Insane — Jeff Gray (@JeffGray17) January 8, 2020

This is utterly insane — Garrett Oliveto (@Goliveto113) January 8, 2020

Wow, so trans women have a vagina, but us biological women have a "front hole" LOL these people are insane https://t.co/i4RxSHoyYv — Sensurround (Cross-Interleaved RSC) (@BBC_dip) January 8, 2020

Um, what point is there in downgrading the correct anatomical name for a born female's genitalia to "front hole". I can't even… — Maya (@mahamahamaya) January 8, 2020

I'm pretty sure we've arrived at the Singularity now. Enlightenment has been total back hole. — Andromeda (@mea_maxima) January 8, 2020

The HRCF can choke on a big fat strapless. — Deus Galt (@colovion) January 8, 2020