"Greetings! M'aiq knows many things. What is your interest? You seek knowledge. M'aiq has much. Some of it verified by actual facts!"



"M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not."



"M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun."



"M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not."



"Some people wish to throw their weapons. That seems foolish to M'aiq. If you hold your weapon, you only need one."



"Ahh... The beauty of the naked form. These Dunmer are rather prudish, are they not? Of course, there is an island you can reach filled with wonderful, naked, glistening bodies. It only appears when the moons are full, the rain falls, the seas run red, and it's M'aiq's birthday."



"M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else."