Warning: The above video is NSFW

Last week, the women of the University of Maryland chapter of the Delta Gamma sorority got told; told bad. In what may be the most insane, expletive-laden email of all time, one of the sorority's board members told the girls they needed to get themselves together and stop being "so f***ing BORING."

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The letter instantly went viral for being so damn dramatic (with an unbelievably strong emphasis on how sorority girls should really not be this boring). To truly accent the tenor of the situation, Funny or Die employed Boardwalk Empire star Michael Shannon to perform a dramatic reading of the letter.

And in case you didn't catch that in the video, yes, that was the phrase "c*** punt."

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