[holding back tears] The final song I wrote for Gravity Falls. It didn’t get used, but use your imagination!

Alex contacted me during production of Weirdmageddon Pt I because he wanted Bill Cipher to have a big musical number. I recorded the demo (with temporary lyrics, since I wasn’t sure what could be animated.)

It would’ve been fun to force Alex to sing this, but sadly it never got to that stage, as these things go. Here are the lyrics:

Today’s just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling

I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling full of tarantulas

And now that I’m here, tonight, it’s gonna get weird

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Look at these creatures, not enough features

Cats should be breath fire, bears should sing choir

(Very nice)

Look at this tower under my power

Look at these people, puny and feeble

Look, I’m just a triangle trying to save you

From the delusions society gave you

Gravity’s a lie and so is the sky

Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye

Look at this money–who’s that, honey?

Look throughout history, how could you miss me?

(Seriously, I’m all over the place)

Look at this weather, I could do better

Mandelbrot rainbows, screaming tornadoes

Look at this loser, drinking coffee

…Now it’s decaf

Look at these people, calling me evil

Right back at you, now you’re all statues

Now everything you know has disappeared

It’s gonna get weird

