Donald Trump needs to debate Deez Nuts!

The ratings would be HUGE. It would be all over the Internet and it would piss off Huffington Post.

A debate between Donald Trump (who is running for president as a Republican even though the established party is trying to disown him) and Independent candidate Deez Nuts would be awesome! I can already see throngs of people showing up to the debate wearing “I SUPPORT DEEZ NUTS FOR PRESIDENT” T-shirts.

Amazingly, Deez Nuts is currently doing better than former AT&T executive Carly Fiorina, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker.

Look, we are over a year away from the actual US presidential election. I say make this debate happen as soon as possible! Lord knows, there are only so many bad hair references that can be made and still seem relevant. Deez Nuts, well that’s a different story. I think his campaign has tons of potential and I don’t even know what his platform is!