My top secret package arrived today!

Luckily I was able to employ my fine-tuned spy skills to find my mail crammed into the vegetation around my mailbox. THAT IS HOW WE GET ANTS MR MAILMAN!!! I might leave a bowlful of cobwebs in the mailbox to punish him.

Thank you mysterious Spy-Santa. The shirt fits this whorediot perfectly and I can't wait to wear it to my next club fight or drift race with the Yakuza. You are an excellent agent and I can't believe you got my size because I didn't write it anywhere nor do I have photos!