New York-based musical comedy duo Reformed Whores have always had a lot to say about what it means to be a modern woman.

So in the wake of Rush Limbaugh Slut-Gate 2012, they took it upon themselves to record a song for tawdry birth-control-using, college-degree-holding women everywhere.

After all, if wanting medical insurance to cover the pill makes us sluts and seeking to educate ourselves so we can be more competitive in the job market makes us snobs (as Rick Santorum seems to think) shouldn't we have our own theme song?