(Mustang in photo is not the subject that was arrested.)

It’s hard to believe, but a Mustang has been booked. Twenty-nine year old Shelby Mustang Gt 500 Miller was arrested in Baxter County, Arkansas on Friday, Feb. 5 and released on a $450 bond.




Shelby Mustang GT 500 Miller is not a car, however. Despite the trend of Mustangs at Cars & Coffee and other events doing unspeakable things like crashing into objects, cars and people, this Mustang is actually a man.

Update: And we’ve seen him before!


According to KFSM 5 News, Mr. Miller’s legal name is Shelby Mustang GT 500 Miller, and was booked on Friday “by Arkansas State Police on suspicion of driving with a suspended or revoked license, no proof of liability insurance and not wearing a seat belt, according to the Baxter County Sheriff’s Office.”

The report does not say what Miller was driving, but the Sheriff’s office did clarify that it was not a Shelby Mustang GT500. Maybe he’d have the car if he wasn’t paying $450 to get bailed out of jail for dumb driving offenses.