161 Comments

Woss on April 2, 2007 at 08:06:50 Artist Wear this shirt and be a dick to everyone you know.

Woss on April 2, 2007 at 09:40:43 Artist Shirt works on Asphalt too.

levireardon on April 2, 2007 at 09:42:35 i dont even care about the boxiness, this shirt is just good

jamonit on April 2, 2007 at 09:42:38 Well done. 4

phones on April 2, 2007 at 09:43:42 $5

13strong on April 2, 2007 at 09:44:50 That. Is. Genius. How long did it take you to think of loads of endings? There must be loads more... Anyway - I would wear this. 5$

castle on April 2, 2007 at 09:46:46 Alumni Nice!

canadianbeaverxxx on April 2, 2007 at 09:48:24 Great shirt!!!

slaterock on April 2, 2007 at 09:48:32 Alumni i can just see someone walking down the street with this on, and someone coming the other way stops, reads a bit of it, and then punches the shirt wearer in the gut. Lovely.

Frank Vice on April 2, 2007 at 09:52:05 i like it. haha

ErebusRat on April 2, 2007 at 09:58:01 It's been done, although I do like the graphic element of yours.

vixyish on April 2, 2007 at 10:01:34 It's not that mean. Even the most recent of these are relatively old news and have already been talked to death in every type of media you can name.

mag391 on April 2, 2007 at 10:03:01 ^damn. I like yours better design wise, but i like these 2 because they have more movies in them. I can guess that you borrowed some of the concept from them as well.

Woss on April 2, 2007 at 10:04:46 Artist I'd never seen those before. This concept came from a thread I started on a forum about two years ago. It was called 'The Spoiler Thread' and we spoiled like every movie ever.

vixyish on April 2, 2007 at 10:05:23 And not one of the three has "It's a cookbook!" :)

Bramish on April 2, 2007 at 10:09:25 Alumni This went up quick! $5

Frank Vice on April 2, 2007 at 10:10:50 i like this one a lot better than the text one. in fact, this one makes the other one look like the guy was just lazy

Wyndzor on April 2, 2007 at 10:12:53 Alumni I REALLY like the bold graphical elements and the differing fonts used. It's a treat for the eyes but a slap in the face for the folks who havent seen the films! Kudos to you Woss!

OlliRudi on April 2, 2007 at 10:13:33 Alumni $5, obviously

crunchygirl on April 2, 2007 at 10:14:37 Verrry clever.

yeohgh on April 2, 2007 at 10:21:27 Alumni welldone!!! love it!

phillyphobic on April 2, 2007 at 10:22:52 I need this shirt 5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

hogboy on April 2, 2007 at 10:26:22 Alumni Great idea, although it as a bit of a pisser that it's been done before.... Still a $5 from me.

wearecareful on April 2, 2007 at 10:32:35 Staff unfortunately I hadn't made it that far in Harry Potter yet...:(

Woss on April 2, 2007 at 10:33:14 Artist Sorry dude :(

firebolt816 on April 2, 2007 at 10:50:34 haha, this is great, but i would have been mad if i hadn't finished hp 6 yet!

Recycledwax on April 2, 2007 at 10:55:25 Alumni such a great concept but grrr!! u spoil something i didn't knew in harry potter!!!!

13strong on April 2, 2007 at 11:09:01 This is better than either of those lame t-shirts that were done on the same theme. This is a t-shirt I would want to wear - those others just look lame.

dacat on April 2, 2007 at 11:20:20 Alumni Aw man, I was about to buy HP 6...damn....great shirt, but very very EVIL

jpiatt on April 2, 2007 at 11:26:49 Alumni you should have ruined Million Dollar Baby also. I like this shirt, but...I don't know, it is a bit strange to me that almost everything if not everything on this shirt is listed on one of those 2 other spoiler shirts.

Ste7en on April 2, 2007 at 11:29:33 Alumni so great, and much better than the other version thats been talked about already

jpiatt on April 2, 2007 at 11:34:28 Alumni I should clarify...when I said "it's a bit strange to me" I don't mean I think it's copied. I just think that it's a bit strange. Like, a little disappointing that it has kind of been done before, but this is a billion times better than the other.

thornsandnails on April 2, 2007 at 12:16:34 could you name all the movies 4 me?

Mr Rocks on April 2, 2007 at 12:29:37 Alumni This is briliiant. I know it's originality is in question, but I can concur that this was at a forum. I'm glad you went with 'all his friends are in his beautiful mind.' $5

menosketiago on April 2, 2007 at 12:30:45 I give it five but it doesn't make it to the pot of my to buy list :P

Trimm Trabb on April 2, 2007 at 12:36:02 Dude, you've just ruined some films for me! 299 die?! I wanted to go see that in the cinema tomorrow. :( Anyhoo, great idea and I'd probably buy it, just to annoy other people.

Edword on April 2, 2007 at 12:38:03 Alumni soooooooooooooooooo sweet!!!!!!!!

vixyish on April 2, 2007 at 13:19:01 The Titanic sinks, too!

chelly on April 2, 2007 at 13:28:05 i had to stop reading because i hadn't seen them all. very funny design.

CarenEP on April 2, 2007 at 13:31:42 i'm very upset with the harry potter thing, but i'll deal. good shirt though... jerk. 5

Iheartgus on April 2, 2007 at 13:34:14 5$

speedyjvw on April 2, 2007 at 13:37:23 Alumni woww this is weally wasome

eskimokiss on April 2, 2007 at 13:43:06 Alumni Very nice. I just hope that the voters don't score you low for spoiling some unseen films.

BrandonB11 on April 2, 2007 at 13:50:00 very very clean and well done... i doubt that this was stolen at all because of how original your work is... good stuff 5$

chrisbishop on April 2, 2007 at 14:10:18 Alumni love it mo$$$$$y!

Mama Young on April 2, 2007 at 14:32:50 oooh my god! THEY MUST MUST MUST PRINT THIS SHIRT!!! I HAVE TO HAVE IT!1

vixyish on April 2, 2007 at 14:57:19 So I'm just curious, on the "299 die" thing-- do the people who've commented consider themselves spoiled by the dying part, or by the fact that there's 1 that lived? I honestly am not sure which part is supposed to be the surprise. 'Cause the battle was a historical event. That happened in 480 BC. Except I don't think anyone actually survived it, according to Herodotus... so is that the spoiler part?

jewmonkey on April 2, 2007 at 15:22:33 I love this. Would buy it. $5.

Leslee on April 2, 2007 at 15:52:42 Hahaha. Must have. 5$

_Wheels03 on April 2, 2007 at 16:21:19 Alumni LOL, this will piss some people off... I like it!

mephitine on April 2, 2007 at 16:39:48 Yours has much more style than the previous ones. Well done!

cintrao on April 2, 2007 at 17:14:59 Alumni can't stop laughing....

kaloyster on April 2, 2007 at 17:15:00 Alumni "Gigli totally sucked." I kind of like the other two shirts because as I wasn't aware of some of the movies yet, atleast by saying the titles/actors' names I had some clues about it. Nice style though, Olly Moss :)

cintrao on April 2, 2007 at 17:17:01 Alumni by the way, this t-shirt dies in the end...

cintrao on April 2, 2007 at 17:17:39 Alumni couldn't resist, cool stuff. 5*

yion072 on April 2, 2007 at 17:53:52 sweet. i like it better than the other 2 someone posted.

rudra on April 2, 2007 at 18:06:04 i wouldn't be so sure about dumbledore - book 7 isn't out yet i'd swap that out with the "it's a cookbook" reference

FRICKINAWESOME on April 2, 2007 at 19:24:36 Alumni People, don't even compare those horribly-done spoiler shirts on that other site to this eye-catching and pleasing version of a somewhat similiar idea. I must send this tee to a friend that thinks once they know the twist of a movie, there is no point in wathcing it. Yeah, Fight Club made it!!! 5$$$$$

stingerstyler on April 2, 2007 at 22:33:56 Alumni Great concept and excellent execution dude. Soylent Green is made of people!!!!

rathergreen on April 3, 2007 at 03:31:21 Cool idea! My favorite is "the kid's therapist is a ghost," haha.

pickledbib on April 3, 2007 at 03:41:37 you're such a spoiler!... great concept and execution.

Outlaw01 on April 3, 2007 at 06:06:25 Wait wait wait! Did we figure out if 300 die or 299 die? Cause Leonidas left with x "Body Guards". Did he SAY x=300? Cause if so, 301 went to battle, 1 came back, 300 died. O.o $5 anyways.

Glorifiedg on April 3, 2007 at 06:17:17 Way to go blow the Dumbledore thingy for those of us who haven't read it yet.

Glorifiedg on April 3, 2007 at 06:18:40 Oh, I just looked at the title and realized that what the whole point. I suddenly like this shirt.

Robsoul on April 3, 2007 at 06:38:55 Alumni I think we have a winner here. Taking Threadless by storm again! And look at that sassy model in the picture.

CarenEP on April 3, 2007 at 08:02:24 you should put in "bruce willis is a ghost or dead" or somethin like that

CarenEP on April 3, 2007 at 08:06:58 nvm. just saw it

Ronin60 on April 3, 2007 at 11:28:03 Alumni Damn you for that spoiler, but top props on the design! 5$

littlem on April 3, 2007 at 12:43:34 this design makes me laugh and is presented well on the tee.

Lhiiiz on April 3, 2007 at 12:45:00 This is great. You could of course have shirt designs forever and ever based off of this concept. Oh, I just got a Beautiful Mind from Netflix, so thanks. Ha! That's the way it goes! I really should have seen it by now anyway.

Superdub on April 3, 2007 at 16:38:39 yeah dude, thats the stuff.. i'd buy it, 5

kaloyster on April 3, 2007 at 17:26:13 Alumni You should've put "Nicky kills himself in the Russian Roulette" somewhere there.

jaysunray on April 3, 2007 at 17:27:22 I love the shirt...but they may have some copyright problems. Great idea though. Nice design.

kaloyster on April 3, 2007 at 17:27:46 Alumni "Dil is actually a man" That's the greatest revelation in a movie, ever!

Larlar on April 3, 2007 at 18:54:32 Alumni I want this. $5.

823freckles on April 3, 2007 at 20:25:46 I want! Seriously, for those of you who haven't read HP 6 yet, what are you doing? Stop your whining, you should have read it already, and even the sign in my local bookstore advertising the 7th book has this spoiler.

823freckles on April 3, 2007 at 20:27:16 The only one I don't get is "The protagonists are the Others." Is this a LOST reference or something? Or some movie I totally missed? Love Keyser Soze yay!

Woss on April 4, 2007 at 02:48:20 Artist Ever seen The Others? Well, I guess there's no point now.

tomburns on April 4, 2007 at 03:09:46 Alumni haha, i just remembered one that isn't on here that was one of my favorites: http://www.threadless.com/submission/53816/The_Spoiler haha ;)

aled on April 4, 2007 at 06:13:34 Alumni This shirt is clever, because it makes people feel clever for understanding it.

Luke... on April 4, 2007 at 08:39:40 Alumni haha, nice job man... great balance

Skipper6745 on April 4, 2007 at 11:11:55 Alumni F you, Woss. I was just about to watch all of those movies in a row.

Skipper6745 on April 4, 2007 at 11:12:18 Alumni Soylent Green is from the movie Soylent Green.

SuperPope on April 4, 2007 at 11:29:37 I really, really like this. Really. But I don't like black shirts. This could work on any color shirt, couldn't it? Please print it, just not black or white. Anyway, 5$!

Woss on April 4, 2007 at 12:58:36 Artist It's actually designed to go on Asphalt.

tehpunkgeek on April 4, 2007 at 15:07:39 I want this!

Karimi on April 4, 2007 at 16:57:35 I'd buy it

FRICKINAWESOME on April 4, 2007 at 21:09:00 Alumni I really enjoyed the Village. I never expected a horror movie and I got more from it than most apparently. But Signs was first-rate atrociousness. O...have i mentioned how much i cannot WAIT to plaster this on my chest for all to be pissed at me for at least half the days out of each month?

bectheknife on April 4, 2007 at 21:37:18 This is great - the other two tees listed don't compare with this AT ALL! I don't know some of the movies but for the rest at least I knew the answers . However, professortruth, I didn't know that Colonol Tigh was a cyclon. CURSE YOU !!!!!!! (But at least I know something my housemate doesn't and can hold it over him, hehe!).

PrettyFly4aDPhi on April 5, 2007 at 07:13:25 I love it. My nickname comes from usual suspects (verbal) and I'd buy it just for that.:) $5.

Woss on April 5, 2007 at 10:09:54 Artist You're missing: 1. The Wicker Man 2. Dallas 3. Psycho

mezo on April 5, 2007 at 16:23:52 Alumni This is brilliant. Great visual and mental impact. Subtle & clean. Sadly, I can not 5$ this due to my INSANE hatred towards all things Keanu Reeves. But you can have a 5

rainyseattle on April 5, 2007 at 16:54:22 Amazing! And if people didn't already have all of these spoiled for them then I'm impressed that they have lasted this long! $5 & I'm probably pick up one for my friend who always spoils movies!

Ste7en on April 5, 2007 at 16:56:09 Alumni when can I buy it? is it for sale yet?

Fontainne on April 5, 2007 at 17:15:05 5$ and mad Props for getting the Wicker Man on there, one of the best twists in any movie I've ever seen, and who wouldn't like nude dancing and singing coupled with Christopher Lee and Human Sacrifice!

dweebulous on April 5, 2007 at 19:23:05 i love this i love this i love this. especially the fight club and potter references. i would seriously wear this shirt every day of my life. only maybe not seriously.

johar1 on April 5, 2007 at 23:12:47 you just screwed my boyfriends day!

aled on April 6, 2007 at 05:35:03 Alumni Hahaha! Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle! I would fucking love that.

inhaler97 on April 6, 2007 at 08:38:55 HAHAHa this is pretty awesome.. although, Neo being the one isnt really that much of a spoiler.. I mean ya it is, but COME ON, YOu knew it all along, it was pretty damn predictable... Def. fiving this one, beyond the copyright problems.

badzen on April 6, 2007 at 08:53:32 Sure!

Woss on April 6, 2007 at 23:13:36 Artist As far as copyright is concerned, I'm pretty sure this shirt is okay. It is a parody, and it doesn't do anything worse than that 'What would MacGuyver do?' shirt.

professorE on April 7, 2007 at 05:23:37 $5 easy.

Robsoul on April 7, 2007 at 11:39:58 Alumni Nice work man. Excellent response from the voters and a little controversy to boot ;-) 5+$

brotstulle on April 8, 2007 at 01:36:09 lol so awesome!

uhhuhabsolutely on April 8, 2007 at 19:35:00 Oh man. Tnis must be printed! 5$

Larlar on April 8, 2007 at 20:50:37 Alumni So when this wins I can have some of the prize money, because my vote was integral in its getting printed, right?

Edword on April 9, 2007 at 10:41:37 Alumni wow! kick ass score!

aled on April 9, 2007 at 13:06:15 Alumni Why is Shaione spamming worse than a Spam salesman? Your slogans are shit. Sweet score, bud.

lsmc88 on April 10, 2007 at 05:09:59 soylent green is made of people. haha

lsmc88 on April 10, 2007 at 05:12:37 dude, everyone knows that this is not his first design, hint hint

kaloyster on April 10, 2007 at 05:16:16 Alumni @travioli: Woss = Mo$$ = Moss He's well known around here. Got printed I think about 7 times already. He has some prints on other shirt sites as well. He became a staff wayback. He looks like Liam Gallagher (well, atleast for me).

lsmc88 on April 10, 2007 at 05:17:18 Moss is staff? I thought he was just really good friends with the guys

lsmc88 on April 10, 2007 at 05:17:42 oops, im starting convo on someone elses sub, haha

Tom Brazelton on April 12, 2007 at 09:00:35 Hey, Woss. I'm the guy who designed the other two spoiler shirts that were referenced earlier in this thread. What can I say? I like what you've done with the concept. Frankly, I'm a little jealous! I would link to this page from my web site, but I'm afraid I'd see a serious drop in sales. If Threadless decides to produce this one, I'm going to have to discontinue mine! :( If you want to chat sometime, send me a note at theaterhopper@hotmail.com. The rest of you can check out my web comic at http://www.theaterhopper.com Good luck!

SuperPope on April 12, 2007 at 10:19:56 Yeah, seems like two people had the same idea to me. Glad to learn about theaterhopper.com, myself! You know, the more I look at this design, the more it bugs me that it says "Neo is The One". Is that really a spoiler? I mean, did anybody ever suspect for a second that he wasn't? It's kind of like saying "The Death Star gets blown up again" about Return of the Jedi...

Lemjok on April 16, 2007 at 21:50:13 This is awesome... you've spoilt Donnie Darko for me, but hey^^ Soilent Green is made of people. LOL Amazing! Shame it didn't win

SuperPope on April 17, 2007 at 04:18:16 "Shame it didn't win"? Voting on this design only ended a couple days ago. You never know if something is or isn't going to be printed unless it gets printed.

Lemjok on April 20, 2007 at 11:14:36 oh, thought it was older... I'll hope for it then ;-) vixyish: The Titanic sinks? Really??? I would never have expected that... don't tell me the Elephant Man isn't really an elephant!

vixyish on April 20, 2007 at 11:15:12 It is sad but true!

Monkey III on April 21, 2007 at 11:54:57 Alumni I don't like alot of those 'freefonts' in there but it deserves a print Moss.

xnarx on May 7, 2007 at 06:50:59 They have to print this shirt. Its totally amazing!

kaloyster on May 8, 2007 at 22:06:13 Alumni I have a question: Moss said in 300 "299 Die", but I've watched the movie and it said King Leonidas sent home hundreds to call for reinforcement. Probably most of you might say, "only Dilios came back and talked to the Queen", but it can be that he's the only one who talked to her, and the others went straight home to their families. So does the other hundreds died while heading back home? BTW, congrats.

kaloyster on May 11, 2007 at 01:16:42 Alumni Ok that was dumb. I've watched it again, this time in HD quality. When Dilios said "hundreds leave", he just left along with the Arcadians. He's the only Spartan who left. So Oli Moss could be correct with that. But he's not. In the earlier part of the movie where Leonidas assembled his men, his captain said "300 like you asked for". Meaning 302 Spartans left for battle (Leonidas + Captain + 300 soldiers).

13strong on May 11, 2007 at 02:53:26 Why would the movie be called 300 if there were 302 Spartans? What, were they rounding down? I think he probably meant 300 including Leonidas and the Captain.

label on May 21, 2007 at 04:52:09 Alumni Aww crap about the harry potter spoiler.

Edword on May 21, 2007 at 06:12:20 Alumni great print! congrats!

vixyish on May 21, 2007 at 07:52:35 Eeeeeheeheehee! The controversial shirt comes into its own! Congrats!

Lemjok on May 21, 2007 at 08:43:51 Hey, cool, you made it! And I'd already given up hope (see above) Great news... now where can I get some money?

Rashomon on May 21, 2007 at 09:46:22 Everyone of these movies [except The Wickerman] is a major movie that, by now, no longer really holds a secret. Even if you have not got around to seeing them I am surprised that their 'secrets' still exist. Who the heck doesn't know about the Crying Game by now? This is a cool shirt.

hameed on May 22, 2007 at 02:42:07 who killed laura palmer? :p

Lhiiiz on May 22, 2007 at 10:48:42 Congrats! I'm really glad this got printed!

TheZeroKid on May 22, 2007 at 11:03:06 What's funny is that the day I finished reading Fight Club, this shirt was up for print. Way to go!

xprivate_eyex on May 22, 2007 at 23:30:45 "Oh, for the 300 people questionin: Gerard sends one guy back to get the rest of Greece to take up arms against Persia, and the rest of them die. So 299 die." I love that you called him Gerard. lmao and I feel so buff for not having a single thing spoiled for me by this shirt! Actually I think that just makes me huge dork who should get out of the house more...

xprivate_eyex on May 22, 2007 at 23:31:10 a* huge dork...damnit.

FRICKINAWESOME on May 23, 2007 at 03:24:50 Alumni One of my favorite tees in the 13,000 or so shirts i have voted on while a member of this site.

micahmae on May 23, 2007 at 11:58:04 erebusrat that shirt is almost verbatim. kinda shady. but i like the shirt..

dids on May 23, 2007 at 23:04:09 its the best threadless T ever!

courtney pie on July 12, 2007 at 13:16:50 lovin it! Soylent Green was just icing on the cake. (and yesh, i bought one.) :-)

roi972 on July 16, 2007 at 13:25:02 Got it a few days ago ! Awesome shirt, super idea !!! thanks!

cledford on March 4, 2008 at 09:39:15 nice.

ELNA on July 21, 2008 at 12:05:13 dopest!

sut on Aug. 14, 2008 at 20:38:47 wow. i hate you (sorry, its a good design an all.. but i'm really upset at you right now)

dontstopmenow01 on Sept. 5, 2008 at 15:21:06 excellent design. just wish it was in stock now

Wonderlove on Nov. 28, 2008 at 09:34:28 I saw this printed in 'Empire' magazine a couple of months back. Did they ask for permission?

Vandals on Dec. 28, 2008 at 16:15:21 wicked

Delrondu on Aug. 10, 2009 at 20:39:16 no he didn't. it's the upper middle on the right.

HollowXCrown on Oct. 20, 2009 at 14:30:52 Brilliant work. The only references I don't get are: "The Protagonist's are the others" and "Kristin J.R.". Anybody want to explain this to me?

fishbiscuit on June 20, 2010 at 02:26:25 I wore this for the first time yesterday and got a HUGE response! Everyone simultaneously loves and hates this shirt, depending on the movies they have seen. Great work on the design! Clean, clever and highly wearable.

Akiva55 on Sept. 24, 2010 at 11:11:09 You forgot one: The ship sinks! (Actually overheard someone yelling at another person during intermission for Titanic. This poor guy made the comment that he heard the sinking scenes were great and someone else went ballistic for 'giving away the ending'.)

Anishaxx1 on April 29, 2011 at 05:58:58 Alumni This idea and tee is so brilliant! Now wonder you got printed! ^_^

WeRsNs on July 11, 2011 at 15:12:42 INSANE!

halfgotten on July 5, 2012 at 22:54:50 Alumni brilliant! i can't stop myself to stare of it. :)

barryplab on July 2, 2017 at 02:47:52 I can just see someone walking down the street with this on, and someone coming the other way stops, reads a bit of it, and then punches the shirt wearer in the gut.