avengent:

fructosebat: eldu: tuff–puppy: roastgrief: Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol *goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE must be nice being straight??? like??? some of us will die if we hit on guys in public *goes to starbucks* HEY IS ANYONE HERE COOL WITH DATING SOMEONE WHO WON’T FUCK THEM *goes to starbucks* MY GENITALS DONT MATCH MY GENDER IDENTITY ANYONE HERE UP FOR NOT MURDERING ME IF WE DECIDE TO HAVE SEX?

*goes to Starbucks* I HAVE A HUSBAND, A FLUCTUATING GENDER, AND AM INTERESTED IN LITERALLY ALMOST EVERYONE REGARDLESS OF GENDER/GENDER IDENTITY, WHO’S DOWN? I GENERALLY LIKE SEX, BUT ASEXUALS ARE ABSOLUTELY AOK, AND ARO- WHY AM I BEING ARRESTED? IS IT BECAUSE I’M YELLING?

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