We’ve seen our fair share of geeky pasties and crazy nipple tassels before, so we’re pretty hard to impress. Although unlike Grumpy Cat, we’re not impossible to impress. Actually “impressed” may not be the right way to describe the way these Grumpy Cat Pasties make me feel. It’s more like uncomfortable and ashamed. I mean, that face isn’t exactly what you want staring back at you when you’re peeping some ta-tas. But even grumpy cat would have to approve of the fact that 50% off all Grumpy Cat pasty profits goes to the SPCA.

Check out the Montabahn Etsy store for cheeseburgers, sharks, and other crazy pasty designs. Or don’t. I don’t care what you do. I hate you. (Amidoinitrite?)