For Megyn Kelly, The World Ends Not With a Bang But With a Cringe Lots can happen in a year... pic.twitter.com/MJQw9uUnQI — James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 19, 2017

You know, I put a Sally Quinn hex on ol' Megyn -- I crushed three acorns into a powder, set the dust on fire, and I chanted "I diminish thy ratings twenty seven hundred percent, three by three by three" -- and now, seriously, I'm ashamed of calling upon the Dark Spirits, and I fear what retribution will boomerang on to me. You know, I put a Sally Quinn hex on ol' Megyn -- I crushed three acorns into a powder, set the dust on fire, and I chanted "I diminish thy ratings twenty seven hundred percent, three by three by three" -- and now, seriously, I'm ashamed of calling upon the Dark Spirits, and I fear what retribution will boomerang on to me. I wish I'd paid attention in Sunday School enough to get the official church guidance on Calling on the Dark Powers. I know they said something about it, but I wasn't really paying attention. I'm not sure if they said never Summon the Dark Powers, or always Summon the Dark Powers. I wish I'd paid attention in Sunday School enough to get the official church guidance on Calling on the Dark Powers. I know they saidabout it, but I wasn't really paying attention. I'm not sure if they saidSummon the Dark Powers, orSummon the Dark Powers. Never open a door in your heart to Satan? open a door in your heart to Satan? Or always open a door in your heart to Satan, because #Politeness? Oropen a door in your heart to Satan, because #Politeness? I know it was one or the other. I do remember they were very specific about it, though I forget the specifics. I know it was one or the other. I do remember they were very specific about it, though I forget the specifics. Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now. Anyway, Satan needs to stop hexing Megyn Kelly, because, seriously dude, enough. This is just sad now. Posted by: Ace at 06:16 PM











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