My tireless and thoughtful SS made a set of wonderful Christmas tree ornaments! First, after viewing my profile, it was noted that I "liked geeky things, but disliked Jesus-y things, except for funny Jesus-y things, like ninja Jesus."

I got a ninja Jesus ornament! Check out that friggin' sword! Watch out money-changers, this time it's for real.

Also, in conversation with my SS, I noted that I pictured them to look like Secret Squirrel with a beard, there you are, Secret Squirrel Santa. Boosh.

Also, my sneaky SS went a-googling with my reddit udername and found the youtube video I posted of my two-year-old daughter doing her best pirate impression, and found our daughter's nickname is Pickle. So there you have your "Pickle Pirate" ornament. Yarr!

Finally, a beautiful ornament of myself, my beautiful wife and our sweet little pickle-face as aliens. In addition to "Geek Dad: Awesomely Geeky Projects and Activities for Dads and Kids to Share" this is truly a Secret Santa gift of extraordinary magnitude.

Thank you Secret Santa!!