I am truly in shock at the superfine quality of my Secret Santa's gift! A veritable Louvre's worth of art to adorn the bleak expanses of my dorm room walls, enough snacks to last me through another natural disaster, a handmade pedobear mask, and the piece de resistance-a stovepipe hat crafted entirely from duct tape!

I shall enjoy these gifts for many a day to come. Wootman8080, you are a most excellent gentleman!