One day, on his way to the youth center after picking up some milk at the grocery store, Mr. T drove his van so fast that it exceeded Earth's escape velocity and ended up in outer space.

Mr. T turned his van around and headed back to what he thought was Earth, but instead he crash landed on a mysterious distant planet.

After climbing out of his van,

Mr. T is shocked to find out that the planet is inhabited by HIGHLY INTELLIGENT TALKING APES!