Little known fact: The entirety of the afterlife is akin to the interior of Japanese buildings- all footwear is strictly prohibited. There’s actually a famous poem about it you’ve prolly heard before, you know, the one about the footprints? Basically, Jesus forgets to leave his sandals behind, but he doesn’t want to admit it, cause last time he did something like that it didn’t work out so well for him, so anyway you have to give him a piggyback ride for a while, which is hard as shit in wet sand with no shoes, and then later his dad finds out about all this, and the whole thing is him trying to BS his way outta yet another one of his fuck-ups. Tale old as time, really.