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Hitler reacts to the NY Rangers' two-headed season

00:00 - 00:03 SIR, THE NEW YORK RANGERS HAVE STARTED

00:04 - 00:05 THE 2015-16 SEASON WELL OVERALL.

00:05 - 00:07 WINS AGAINST CHICAGO, ST. LOUIS,

00:08 - 00:12 WASHINGTON, NASHVILLE & FLORIDA...

00:12 - 00:15 THIS IS THE BEST START IN FRANCHISE HISTORY.

00:17 - 00:19 OF COURSE, THE TEAM IS FLAWLESS.

00:19 - 00:21 THERE WILL BE NO STOPPING THE RANGERS.

00:24 - 00:26 SIR... UH...

00:27 - 00:28 STEPAN...

00:31 - 00:33 STEPAN'S RIBS WERE FRACTURED ON THE BELESKEY HIT.

00:34 - 00:36 HE'S OUT INDEFINITELY.

00:53 - 00:58 LEAVE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "CORSI", "FENWICK" or "PDO" MEAN

01:13 - 01:15 THIS LEAGUE IS A JOKE

01:15 - 01:17 NO PENALTY? NO SUSPENSION?

01:18 - 01:23 AND THEY CLAIM TO CARE ABOUT PLAYER SAFETY???

01:25 - 01:28 WITHOUT STEPAN, WHO WILL PLAY THE TOUGH CENTER MINUTES?

01:29 - 01:31 THIS TEAM IS SCREWED!

01:31 - 01:34 DO YOU THINK STOLL OR LINDBERG ARE 2ND LINE CENTERS?

01:34 - 01:37 PUCK POSSESSION WILL CRUMBLE, NOT THAT IT'S BEEN GOOD

01:37 - 01:40 THE HONEYMOON'S GODDAMN OVER FOR THIS GODDAMN TEAM!

01:40 - 01:42 BUT SIR, THEYRE 16-6-2. THEY HAVE-

01:42 - 01:46 UNSUSTAINABLE! THE PARTY'S GODDAMN OVER!

01:46 - 01:48 BUT SIR, LUNDQVIST'S INCREDIBLE NUMBERS-

01:48 - 01:52 A 108 PDO, OR AN 11% SHOOTING PERCENTAGE WON'T STICK !

01:53 - 01:54 28TH IN CORSI!

01:56 - 01:57 NOW THE SHALLOW POOL OF CENTERS GETS SHALLOWER!

01:57 - 02:00 THERE'S NO PROSPECTS IN HARTFORD!

02:00 - 02:03 THERE'S ONLY TANNER GLASS AND BRIAN FUCKING GIBBONS!

02:04 - 02:08 DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PINHEAD DEFENSEMEN!

02:08 - 02:13 GIRARDI AND STAAL??? WHERE'S THE AMNESTY BUYOUTS WHEN YOU GODDAMN NEED THEM???

02:14 - 02:16 GIVE ME ANTON STRALMAN AND AN ORANGE CONE OVER THOSE TWO...

02:17 - 02:21 McDONAGH'S SHOULDER WILL NEVER HEAL CARRYING THOSE TWO SLUGS!

02:27 - 02:29 EVEN IF THEY MAKE THE PLAYOFFS...

02:30 - 02:34 HOW ARE THEY TO EVER BEAT TEAMS LIKE MONTREAL?

02:34 - 02:36 TEAMS WITH THOROUGH POSSESSION NUMBERS?

02:41 - 02:42 GOOD START TO THE SEASON?

02:43 - 02:47 DON'T FANS REMEMBER THE 2008-09 RANGERS SEASON?

02:48 - 02:53 THEY STARTED 10-2-1, IT WAS GREAT...

02:54 - 02:56 AND THEN TOM RENNEY WAS FIRED IN FEBRUARY.

02:56 - 02:59 FIRST ROUND PLAYOFF EXIT.

03:00 - 03:02 THEY JUST COULDN'T SUSTAIN THEIR HOT START.

03:04 - 03:07 ZHERDEV'S CORSI WAS ACTUALLY GOOD THAT YEAR

03:14 - 03:16 LUNDQVIST DESERVES A BETTER TEAM

03:19 - 03:23 AND VIGNEAULT IS A TERRIFIC COACH...

03:25 - 03:26 ... BUT....

03:31 - 03:33 THIS TEAM HAS PROBLEMS.

03:40 - 03:46 SO THE NHL TRADE DEADLINE IS FEBRUARY 29TH,

03:46 - 03:49 THERE'S $1.3 MILLION IN CAP SPACE