On July 1st 2016, Whiteside dropped a Snapchat video announcing his intentions to resign with the Heat. With the camera rolling, dude had the audacity to play Will Smith’s Miami in the background whilst spurning my hometown Mavericks. Little did I know, the basketball Gods were saving us from ourselves. Fast-forward two seasons and I’ve come to the realization that Whiteside may or may not give a fuck about hooping. I know that’s harsh because the guy is one of the most dominant defensive bigs whenever he feels like it. He simply just doesn’t care to be that every night. How many times have you seen Whiteside go for 20 points, 20 boards and five blocks on Thursday and then vanish and total six points and six fouls on Sunday? Guys who are often in foul trouble are already an issue. Now, you’ve got a dude who’s swinging wildly at accountants going 78 percent and thinking he always needs more touches. Buyer beware, that guy will call it in quicker than a McDonald’s attendant if is needs aren’t satisfied. I’m good on running with Hassan. Bam! Where you at?