"It's also..." *Flicks bobblehead* "...A gun."



*Insert music and this picture*



"Sniping's a good job, kid."



"It's challenging work, awesome no-scopes, I guarentee you'll get some glory. Because at the end of the day, as long as there's two people left on the planet, I'm gonna want *That guy* dead."



<POW!>



*Emerald immediately dies and Mercury is currently just wobbling around, kicking everywhere hoping to hit a target with an eye gone. He then falls off whatever platform he's standing on and right into a spike.*



"Ooh..."



"Dad, Dad, I'm a...ugh, not a crazed gunman Dad, I'm a sniper!! What's the difference?! One gets you wield a sniper-scythe and the other makes you freaking crazy!!"



"I'll be honest with you. My dad...does NOT care for it."



"I think her friend saw me."



<BANG!>



<BANG!>



"Yes, yes she did!"





*Time lapses while Ruby drinks milk from a cup right next to her.*



<POW!>



"Growin' up? You'd know who needs growin' up? A blinkin' Shelia who don't appreciate the beauty of combat skirts!"

"Huntresses. Drink. Milk!"



"They drink Coffee!"



<POW!>



"Cream with five sugars!"



<POW!>



"And have a plan to eat EVERY cookie you find!"



<POW!>



"Dad. Dad...put...put Yang on the phone."



(Whew that took a while. I already know it wasn't as good as what you did. Hope you like it, though.)