This is Miranda Gold

Miranda is a genie who was freed from her lamp by someone who had no idea how much of a pain in the ass she was when he bought her. After annoying him and eating all his food, he couldn’t handle her anymore and set her free, giving her a large plot of land in exchange for going far, far away. He bought he plot of land in Aurora skies, and contracted a small, crappy house to be built.

Miranda: It’s a bit crappy

Yes it is.

The walls are concrete, and the floors are questionable wood. Which means the candles probably aren’t a good idea.

Miranda: Why not?

Oh, I don’t know, maybe the fact that it’s you around flammable objects?

Miranda: I’m sure it will be fine.

We will see.

Miranda realises quickly that she can do absolutely anything that she wants now, and there is nothing to stop her.

Miranda: You could stop me

I could, but watching you will be quite amusing

Now go get a job. What do you want to do?

Miranda: I’m thinking business

…why?

Miranda: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, THAT’S WHY

Okay, okay…

Miranda: I’m gonna be BFFs with my boss

Okay.

Don’t you wanna do something else?

Miranda: I might invite Gundam over

I’m pretty sure that isn’t her name

Miranda: Eh. Maybe.

Miranda, what’s that thing on the lawn?

Miranda: Weird glowy thing I guess

You aren’t worried about it?

Miranda: Nah.

Okay.

Miranda what are you doing

Miranda: Outside shower

Why?

Miranda: Can’t afford indoor shower

Are you going to buy one tomorrow?

Miranda: I might get a horse instead

WHY

Miranda: I DO WAT I WAANT

omg

This guy hasn’t even met you before and he looks like he’s put up with too much of your bullshit

So Miranda, you’re done with work, what do you want to do now?

Miranda: Fireworks

What?

Miranda: Fireworks!

Miranda are you telling me you spent most of your money on fireworks? Jesus shit, you need that money!

Miranda: Fireworks!

You are so poor, why did you do this?!

Miranda: FIREWORKS

JFC

I hope it was worth it

You poverty stricken idiot

Miranda: i am so bored

YOU JUST LIT A BUTTLOAD OF FIREWORKS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Right. You can’t afford a TV or anything fun. You could go to the library and play video games or-

Miranda: I got a horse instead

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why are you doing these things?