Reddit would be so much better without Redditors. Between the reposts, spamvertisements, and people expressing their moronic political opinions in the form of “Sexy Groot” memes, Reddit has more toxic garbage than a KFC menu.

The other day, someone on Reddit posted a picture of Aubrey Plaza with the caption “Still got it!” Oh yes, so amazing that she’s still attractive at 34. For most people, their 30th birthday is like a vampire movie – the light from so many candles makes them scream and turn into a pile of dust.

Do you wish you could do more than just downvote their crap? How about deleting their shitposts entirely? With the magic of CSS (Chanting in Satan’s Service), it’s easy to delete Reddit posts!

To delete Reddit posts, you will need:

A Computer

A Reddit Account

Firefox

Candles

A Virgin Goat

The Eye of Agamotto (Optional)

The Magic:

Open up Firefox. Click on the menu icon, then click on help. Click Troubleshooting Information.

Slaughter the goat, draining the blood into a goblet, chalice, red Solo cup, or other sacred drinking vessel. (I use a Smurfs coffee mug.)

Click the button to open your profile folder. Use the blood to draw a pentagram around your computer, and place the candles on each point of the star. Click on Chrome.

Open your userContent file in your favorite text editor. (You may have to create the Chrome folder and the userContent.css file yourself.) I use Notepad++, but regular Notepad, Sublime Text, or a quill pen made from a raven’s feather will work just as well.

Solemnly chant the following: “Oh great and mighty Web Server Daemons, hear my plea! Make me one of the Reddit elite! In voto placet! Recensere: Tibi gratias ago pro qua aurum!”

Add the following to your userContent.css file:

form.hide-button {visibility:hidden;}

form.hide-button a::after {visibility:visible;display:block;content:”Delete Reddit Post”;margin-bottom:-16px;position:relative;

white-space: nowrap;

z-index: 20px;

-moz-border-radius: 5px;

-webkit-border-radius: 5px;

border-radius: 5px;

-moz-box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px #222;

-webkit-box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px #222;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 4px #222;

background-color: #cee3f8;

}

Save it and close it. Banish the Web Server Daemons by chanting “[[email protected]] /# /etc/rc.d/init.d/httpd stop, I command you!”

The next time you open Firefox and log in to Reddit, you should have a shiny new “Delete Reddit Post” button. You can now censor the opinions of others to your heart’s content. It’s just like being an admin! Enjoy!