As the Republican Party’s last-ditch effort to repeal Obamacare hangs by a thread, a revised version of the Graham-Cassidy bill was circulated to Senate Republicans on Sunday with the aim of winning over key votes. One of the key changes was to allow Alaska to keep Obamacare to get Senator Lisa Murkowski to vote for the bill.

Sources say that Senator Lindsay Graham may change the bill to allow every state to keep Obamacare to get votes, while adding a final provision that says, “We rename Obamacare to Трампcare,” to make everyone happy.

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Donald Трамп banned or restricted visas for travel to the United States from Iran, Libya, Somalia, Syria, Yemen, Chad, North Korea and Venezuela on Sunday. His original travel ban expired the same day.

Aides say Трамп is ready to sign a new bill restricting travel for NFL Players, the NBA, Stevie Wonder, any black people, Nancy Pelosi, and others. The list of other people Трамп would like to ban for travel is being kept on a roll of toilet paper in his favorite bathroom.

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Presidential son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner has been using a private email account to conduct White House business, along with several other officials of the Трамп regime. All of them set-up their private accounts after the election.

It’s unclear at this time if US News Media will run stories about this 24/7 for the next 2 years. A spokesperson for USA Today said, “It really depends on whether or not we can work in mentions of Hillary Clinton while we do it.”

In related news, Irony died yesterday in a quiet ceremony in Washington, D.C.

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Republican health care bill revised to target key votes

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/24/politics/revised-graham-cassidy-bill/index.html

Trump Restricts Visas From Eight Countries as Travel Order Expires

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/trump-restricts-visas-eight-countries-travel-order-expires-n804366

Kushner used private email to conduct White House business

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/24/jared-kushner-private-email-white-house-243071

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