Big shoutout today to my girl Catherine de’ Medici, wife of King Henry II of France.Â You see she didn’t want the King’s court attendance to look like it was littered in fatties, so she did what any rational person would do.Â Put a ban on fat waists.Â This led to the invention of the corset in the 1550’s.Â So thank you Cathy, you’ve provided our fap material today.

Rumor: Ryan Gosling Cast as Luke Skywalker’s Son in Episode VII – Furious Fanboys

San Diego Comic Con 2013: The Best Video Game Cosplay – Heavy

Wingman of the year or drunk on Jager? – Demotivational Posters

Ashley Perich Modeling a Bunch of Swimsuits – G Celeb

Kate Upton Topless Beach Video – Celeb Jihad

The nicest rack I’ve seen all day – Double Viking

12 Craziest Headlines – Linkiest

Quite Possibly The Hottest Babe You Will See Today – Caveman Circus

The 20 Sexiest NFL WAGS of 2013 – Gunaxin

The Time I Wailed a Guy in the Face with a Pepsi – Holy Taco

Taco Bell – Expectation vs Reality

Lily Aldridge is flawless – Brosome

UK To Block All Adult Content – Ask Men

25 Beautifully Illustrated Thought-Provoking Questions – Ned Hardy

Early Valentine’s Day card idea – Lulzshirts