FEELING SHOCKED?

Did you guess that this was a joke? Well done if you picked up our clues!

Now that we have your attention, allow us to introduce ourselves. We are TIOmarkets. It's nice to e-meet you.

You don't know us yet, but you will learn to love us over time. For those of you who fell for it, we apologise for leading you up the garden path. But there is a valuable lesson to be learned....