Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, I want something useless but mildly interesting that isn’t from the trinket table in the player’s handbook!” Well, you’re in luck. Because I love random, useless trinkets and I’ve created a list for all to use. Even though there are plenty of other random trinket tables out there, you can never really have too many. Am I right or…? Anyways. Table below the cut!

How to Use: Roll 1d10 and 1d100/percentile die and go to the corresponding number on the list. If you don’t have a d10 or percentile die, you can use random.org with the lowest number set at 1 and the highest at 100.

01 - A small, folded paper bird. When unfolded, it refolds itself. Any crumples or tears on it seem to fix after several minutes.

02 - A plain thimble, with absolutely nothing particularly interesting about it.

03 - A glass marble that looks a bit like a lizard’s eye. It’s always a bit cold to the touch.

04 - An earring made from a tiny tooth, wrapped in thin twine.

05 - A dried yellow tulip bulb that becomes healthy and opens again when brought into especially strong sunlight.

06 - A bracelet made from a lattice of woven brass. It adjusts to the wrist size of its wearer.

07 - A shimmery token depicting a violin and a sword. It smells a bit like ash.

08 - A tiny vial of rosewater. It takes a bit of effort to open.

09 - A rather clunky cube of dark wood, engraved with hypnotizing patterns.

10 - A grey, stone statuette of a woman. It’s exceptionally detailed for its size, as even the folds in her cloak look almost lifelike.

11 - A formal letter that is very badly seared and charred. It’s impossible to decipher because of the damage.

12 - A blue candle that smells of fruit. It’s fragrance is very weak.

13 - An assortment of pieces from cracked eggshells. Most are a pale creamy color, like the egg of a chicken. Some larger pieces are a deep purple.

14 - A porcelain doll about the length of a human’s index finger. The face is chipped away.

15 - A necklace made from leather cord, with six ceramic beads. Each bead is painted a different color.

16 - A vial filled with a thick, syrupy liquid. It tastes and smells cloyingly sweet.

17 - A black flask with a gaping hole in its side. It’s covered in punctures that look like bite marks.

18 - A silky cloth fraying quite badly around its edges. It’s almost reflective in its lustrous sheen.

19 - A violet ring that always seems to be a bit too tight on the wearer’s finger/

20 - A sewing needle made from some type of otherworldly metal.

21 - A lace choker with a light jewel in the center. Wearing it to sleep seems to give you terrible nightmares.

22 - A maroon eye patch, covered in fine embroidery that depicts tangled rose vines.

23 - A smooth, round stone about the size of a human fist. It feels oddly heavy.

24 - A polished wooden carving of a fish. It turns a vibrant green when placed in water.

25 - A mirror in a simple frame. Looking into it for too long makes you feel uneasy.

26 - A set of three clay dice, painted with black pips.

27 - A ragged notebook. It contains nothing but the same soup recipe, over and over.

28 - A chunk of rusted metal covered in dents.

29 - A glazed porcelain pipe. Everything about it seems vaguely familiar, but you aren’t sure why.

30 - A crudely made wool glove. It’s always pleasantly warm.

31 - A somewhat oval-shaped… thing. You think it might be really, really stale bread.

32 - A pair of glasses. The frame looks as good as new, but the lenses are stained, cloudy, and cracked.

33 - A crystal that looks like it holds trapped smoke. It gets scratched easily.

34 - A velvet pouch filled with coarse sand. It feels weightless.

35 - A trio of matching bracelets, made from knotted thread. You’re almost certain there’s supposed to be four of them.

36 - A bronze brooch in the shape of a feather. It lets off a faint glow.

37 - A single dragon scale, worn away by time.

38 - A bolt of cashmere that never seems to get dirty.

39 - A hollow reed that creates a low, soft whistle when blown.

40 - A bottle of some type of potent-smelling tonic. It’s taste is gritty and bitter, and somewhat reminiscent of charcoal.

41 - A hairpin set with an iridescent opal. The gem appears to change color every day.

42 - A leaf that cannot decay. Purple speckles dapple its surface whenever it’s in the dark.

43 - An uncanny face etched into a piece of dead wood.

44 - A figurine of a cat, perpetually coated in a layer of dust.

45 - A waterskin filled with a slick, greasy oil. Patterns of snakes cover its sides.

46 - A silver coin. It’s precisely geometric in its patterning and shape, and is too thick and large to be practical as currency.

47 - An empty section of honeycomb. It causes an almost electric tingle if touched to bare skin.

48 - A pale ring set with a piece of a viper’s tooth. A quiet rumbling sound emanates from it.

49 - A large tome, written in a long-dead language. Some of the pages are stained with a deep red.

50 - A single tile that appears like it was from some type of mosaic mural. It’s a dull green in color.

51 - A lock of fur tied into a tight bundle with a parchment scrap beside it. It reads, ‘Pelt Sample #027’.

52 - A pouch of bitter tea leaves. Their aftertaste is unsatisfying and almost sour.

53 - A jagged arrowhead, cracked into a shape reminiscent of a fox’s head.

54 - A human eye floating in pickling fluid, within a nearly opaque jar. It makes you feel like you’re being watched.

55 - A button for a tunic, made from a pearly seashell.

56 - A bottle of bone fragments suspended in rum.

57 - A gilded teacup, laced with a spiderweb of thin cracks. Despite the cracks, it never seems to break.

58 - A slip of tattered paper covered in something resembling letters. It seems to be a poem written in an old language.

59 - A tightly rolled scroll. Reading reveals it to be someone’s diary. They had a dramatic life, apparently.

60 - A faux gold necklace. The charm on it is a glass pendulum filled with murky ink.

61 - A bamboo sword hilt. It has no blade.

62 - A rudimentary map. It doesn’t seem to resemble anywhere you’ve ever heard of.

63 - A scrap of canvas like cloth depicting a crude drawing of a cottage surrounded by rolling meadows.

64 - An empty bottle that once held expensive wine.

65 - A simple, copper belt buckle.

66 - A twisted, grey wooden walking cane sized for a halfling.

67 - An ornate, tarnished key with two prongs. Neither end seems to be able to open anything.

68 - A rich, purple hand fan. Intricate designs of peacocks cover it’s surface when unfolded.

69 - A chalky powder in a leather pouch. It’s edible, but doesn’t taste like anything.

70 - A fossilized snail, entombed in limestone.

71 - A gelatinous packet of fluids. When squeezed, it secretes a harmless, odorless, clear fluid.

72 - A simple piece of dead coral. You feel comforted when you hold it.

73 - A sturdy pocketwatch that hasn’t been working for a long time. It’s missing quite a few gears.

74 - A slab of chipping clay. Dozens of names are written on its surface.

75 - A tiara made from impossibly intricate patterns of wood. It doesn’t seem to fit anyone who tries to wear it.

76 - A marble pyramid, small enough to fit in a human’s palm. When you hold it, shadows seem to flicker in the corners of your vision.

77 - A basic white ribbon. While it is on your person, you find it difficult to fall asleep.

78 - A wax seal from a letter. The crest in the wax is intricate, and looks important.

79 - An urgent letter requesting help. It’s from over a hundred years ago, but its linguistics are more suited to more current times.

80 - An anklet made from liquid blood, held together by odd magic.

81 - A vial of saturated orange paste. It’s labelled as dye, but it doesn’t actually do anything.

82 - A small case of nearly transparent powder. It seems to make your skin softer.

83 - A key ring with eleven keys. All of the keys are melted together, making them entirely useless.

84 - A pair of stockings that make your feet feel itchy.

85 - A broken wooden toy, shaped like a horse. Two of it’s legs are missing.

86 - A flute that makes no sound, no matter how it is played. It’s surface is a shimmery grey.

87 - A heartfelt poem about unrequited love on a pristine scroll.

88 - A battered leather shoe, filled with dozens of dead spiders.

89 - A stone tablet, with etchings of great heroes covering it. All of their eyes are scratched out.

90 - A sketch depicting a wilting rose. It makes you feel bleak.

91 - A flamboyant masquerade mask with large, rare feathers coming from one side. There’s a small chip under the left eye.

92 - A monocle with no lens.

93 - A ragged piece of burlap with the symbol of a wealthy merchant inked onto it.

94 - A stuffed fairy dragon, evidently done by a horrible taxidermist. Its face is part way caved in.

95 - A set of smooth iron bangles. They have a decent weight to them, as if they’re pure rather than plated.

96 - A serrated beak. You aren’t sure what kind of creature it’s from, but you don’t want to meet it.

97 - A broad cavalier hat. It’s a bit old, but it’s still fairly stylish.

98 - An ornate saucer painted with scenes of songbirds in flight. Whenever you aren’t looking directly at it, the birds seem to move.

99 - A slab of greasy animal fat, wrapped in layers of cheap, thin paper. It smells of the woods.

100 - A wooden birdhouse, painted and carved to look like a castle.