via Wazzup Pilipinas

Just 13 ridiculous firecracker names every New Year in the Philippines

Seriously, why do we create firecrackers with such names?

1. When you think this firecracker can probably blow up an entire nation:

2. This one would probably light up the sky with bright rainbow colors.

3. Does anyone ever want to see a “crying bading”?

Me: Nah. I prefer them all happy and beki.

4. Apparently, being one of the nation’s most hated person earns you a firecracker with your name!

Philippines also previously had firecrackers named after certain personalities that shook the country like: “Goodbye Gloria” and “Goodbye Ampatuan.”

5. Which is why we probably saw this one coming this year:

6. Terrorists, dead or alive, also deserves a firecracker named after them.

No wonder this is banned in the country.

7. Even the most destructive typhoon that hit the country also have one!

Not sure what to feel about this, though.

8. The surprising turn of events in Miss Universe 2016 also gave firecracker makers idea on what to name their next product:

Will this look confidently beautiful with a heart on the sky?

9. When you think that your lolo is “super”…

10. …but you’re lowkey trying to tease them about their age.

“Lolo Thunder(s)”?

11. The beloved phenomenal love team “AlDub” and their segment “Kalyeserye” on noontime show Eat Bulaga also had firecrackers dedicated to them.

“Pabebe wave” also had its own!

12. This firecracker that we always blame every new year:

Poor, Piccolo.

13. And finally this firecracker that sums up what we all really wish for every New Year:

Keep all of your fingers attached this New Year! Stay safe and know that these firecrackers are prohibited.

Happy New Year, fam!