Let’s say you wanted to look like Benedict Cumberbatch. You could either: buy a Cumberbatch mask that I’m sure is being sold in every sex dungeon in London; skin an otter and drape its face over yours; or come to your senses and not want to resemble a famous person whom you never met. There’s one other option: spend/waste thousands and thousands of dollars on plastic surgery, which is what one Justin Bieber fan did to look like his idol.

LA-based “songwriter” Toby Sheldon idolizes Bieber to such an extent, that he spent the past five years and nearly $100,000 to turn his face into a shrine for the androgynous Canadian. Spurred by an acknowledged fear of aging, Sheldon says he’s undergone multiple plastic surgeries, Aquamid injections, and hair transplants “to look like Justin.” His last time under the knife back in July, Sheldon had the sides of his mouth extended in a controversial procedure known as “smile surgery.” (Via)

Sheldon has doomed himself to a life of dressing up as Stuart from MADtv for every Halloween.

(via YouTube, via the Sun, via Gawker)