[INVESTIGATION AUDIO RECORDING #004321]

[SUSPECTS IDENTIFIED AS TYLER JONES AND VIKTOR JAMES WERE CAUGHT BY POLICE OFFICALS IN A LIMOUSINE CARRYING MULTIPLE RIFLES RANGING FROM M4 RIFLES TO GLOCK PISTOLS]

[SEPERATE INTERROGATION : VIKTOR JAMES (HEREBY REFERENCED TO AS "V") AND OFFICER ███ (HEREBY REFERENCED TO AS "J") ]

J:"Hello Sir. Please, have a seat.... My name is ███"

V:"I know."

J:"So... eh... May I ask what you were planning on doing with those... weapons?"

V:"You may not."

J:"Excuse me?"

V:"Yes, excuse you. I know everything about you ███."

J:"Are you threatening an officer?"

V:"No, no. Oh, how's the wife? Or is she currently being held hostage at her very home by one of my contacts which only wait for the announcment that Luca... or wait... what was on my ID again? Luca... Was it David? Oh no wait, it was Viktor right? Ah да, I am very Russian yes. Vodka vodka kalashnikov. Anyways they are waiting for me to be arrested."

J:"Enough is en-"

V:"Call her."

J:".... .... Hello? Dear?"

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

[VIKTOR BEGINS TO LAUGH]

V:"I have very, very powerful connections. I can make her dissapear. Or I could let her be and make you a rich man. What do you think? Just let me free, delete those audio logs and any information you have on me and maybe, maybe you can even be a paid informant for me? How about... let's say... 500.000 every week? Sounds good?"

[SEPERATE INTERROGATION : TYLER JONES (HEREBY REFERENCED TO AS "T") AND OFFICER ████ (HEREBY REFERENCED TO AS "K") ]

T:"Eh boss"

K:"Sir? Is everyth- Oh god!"

[TYLER JONES IS VOMITING ON THE GROUND]

T:"Where am I? Z-ZOMBIES! THEY ARE AFTER ME! HELP HEEEEELP! SHOOT HIM! IN THE BRAINS! QUICK!"

[OFFICER ███ ENTERS THE ROOM]

J:"Alright, let him out."

K:"Wha- why?"

J:"They are weapon transporters for some Gun Shop. We checked their background info. They're good to go."

K:"Alright... Can you stand sir?"

T:"AAAAAAAAAH A POLICE OFFICER! WORSE THAN ZOMBIES! GET ME OUT OF HERE QUICK!"

...

>del "log_vikty.txt"

>del "RECORDING #004321.rec"

>logout