Rarity: Mmmm... That bottle of perfume cost me a fortune, but... *sniff sniff* It was so worth it.

Sweetie Belle: Hey Rarity! What are you d- *sniff sniff* Yuck! What's that smell?

R: Sweetie Belle!

SB: What?

R: That "smell" you are talking about is my most recent acquisition and I can see that only a pony with a developed odorat can enjoy the delicate fragrance of this perfume...

SB: A developed... what?

R: Your nose.

SB: Oh. What about it?

R: You are implying that this expensive perfume smell like-

SB: Wet socks.

R: I beg you pardon?

SB: This perfume smells like wet socks.

R: *insert upset facial expressions*

SB: What's wrong Rarity? Talk to me! You keep doing those weird facial expressions when you are upset about som-

R: How could I not be upset to hear that my little sister find that this five hundred bits perfume smells like wet socks?!

SB: What? Five hundred bits for that? But I have a perfume that smells very good and is very cheap!

R: Oh? And pray tell me what is that cheap "marvel" of a perfume you are talking about?

SB: This!

She shown a big bouquet of flowers.

SB: I took them from a secret spot I found in the forest. The cost was finding the best ones.

She took a vase where dried flowers were still inside and drop them into a basket. She put water in it, put the freshly picked flowers in it before putting the vase on a table.

SB: There. *sniff sniff* Ah! That's better.

Rarity trotted closer and hum the natural fragrance them were giving.

R: Mmmm! You are right! They smell so good! But that won't do for insulting this perfume of mine.

SB: Awww... Come on Rarity! You don't need to spend a fortune for something with a good aro.. aromey...

R: Aroma?

SB: Yeah. That one.

R: I'm in the right position to approve. But... You can't put their smell on your neck.

SB: Huh? You just have to rub one on you like th-

She lifted a flower and was about rub the head of the flower against her own neck when Rarity stopped her.

R: *giggle* Sweetie... You can't do that way.

SB: Why not?

R: This is not... lady-like.

SB: You mean that there is a way to do it lady-like?

R: No no no... I mean... You can't actually put the smell of the flower on you like that. You... would be covered with pollen and... um... That's why we make perfumes. So you can put the odor of the flower on you.

SB: B-but this way is so much simpler...

R: I'm afraid you will only smell like... a flower, but without its perfume.

SB: Awww... But perfumes are so expensive...

R: I confirm that. This as proof.

SB: *gasp* I got an idea!

She ran into the bathroom while Rarity, confused, waited and didn't move. Her young sister came back, beaming.

R: Uh... What did you... *sniff sniff* Beuh! What is that fragra- Wait! Is that-

SB: Yep! I put the same perfume you use in the bathroom!

R: What?! Oh no you don't! No way in Tartarus I'm going to let you do that!

SB: Why not? I thought that you loved it since you keep using it after you've... done your business.

R: .... *blushing*

SB: Uh, Rarity?

R: Y-you promise me to never, EVER mention this to anypony if I buy you your own perfume?

SB: Pinkie promise.

R: Then, let's go. Right after I...

She put a bit of her expensive perfume on her sister.

R: There.*sniff* Much better.

SB: Rarity! Why you did that? I... I smell now!

R: Trust me. Your experience is so much less improving than me knowing that my baby sister wear air freshener as perfume.



BEautiful work.