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According to the Facebook page, the restaurant will focus on serving seafood, which seems somewhat insensitive to SpongeBob and his sea-dwelling friends. They also will serve a Krabby Patty on the menu, which left us with a lot of questions:

1. How did you get the Krabby Patty secret formula? Did you team up with Plankton, you backstabbing barnacle?

2. Will they be opening up a Chum Bucket nearby? Please say no.

3. What kind of potential intellectual property infringements are we talkin' here?

4. How will you protect your establishment from the Hash-Slinging Slasher?

5. Who will take the role of Mr. Krabs and will he/she dress up as him? If the answer is no, we will not be visiting.

6. Will they allow pet snails inside?

7. Will they serve Krusty Crab pizza? After all, Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me!