The unofficial Louis Vuitton condom not only comes with a $68 price tag, it also bears the trademark LV logo etched into its latex—that’s right, it’s monogrammed for his pleasure.

But seeing as we can’t find any place to actually purchase this legendary condom, we’re pretty sure it’s just a web joke. Looks like you’ll have to stick with the jimmies you swiped while the HIV clinician was looking up your syphilis results.

Via Bilerico