Got an email from my Santa asking about things I like - books, shows, movies... or if there is anything I want that I've never bought myself.

I wrote the poor guy a novel containing very little information. Sorry Santa!!

I woke up today with a case of the Mondays, but a mail delivery took care of that!

Santa jumped to conclusions and got me a punny crossword book because my name is a pun. Very observant Santa! I'm going to need you to go ahead and pat yourself on the back... that'd be great.

BUT!!! The first thing I pulled out of the package was a box of staples. I was kind of confused.

Santa got the memo.

If you haven't figured it out yet, I love the movie Office Space.

Santa got me a red Swingline stapler!!!

I had a serious SQUEEEEEE moment, and confused my roommate - so now we're watching Office Space so that he gets the reference.

Awesome gifts Santa! I didn't even have to check out channel 9!!

Fuckin' A!!