New Jerseyeans are fuming over a Boston Globe hit piece that mocks President Trump for vacationing in New Jersey — “a state that conjures spray tans, Snooki, muscle shirts, ‘The Sopranos,’ traffic slowdowns, and toll plazas.”

Trump touched down in the Garden State Friday for 17 days of rest and relaxation at his golf course in bucolic Bedminster — where residents scoffed at the suggestion that their tony township is any less regal than Martha’s Vineyard or Kennebunkport, Maine.

“This is typical from someone who doesn’t really know New Jersey,” Zach Feldman, 21, told The Post. “I work in central and southern New Jersey and there’s nothing but farmland.”

Globe scribes Matt Viser and Annie Linskey, however, turned up their noses at the home of Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi and the restorative delights of the Molly Pitcher Service Area — named for the Trenton-born Revolutionary War heroine.

“There’s been an unspoken norm among presidents that their vacations are glamorous, or at the very least, scenic,” they snarked in the piece headlined “Forget scenic traditions — Trump vacations in the land of spray tans.”

“In election years, they tend to bow more to the masses. But most other years are set aside for mixing with elites. Listening to fog horns. Strolling on oceanfronts. Yachting, golfing, horseback riding.”

“President Trump, who delights in thumbing his nose at the country’s cosmopolitan class, is using his first presidential break, starting Friday, to send a fresh version of that message: He’s spending his 17-day summer holiday in New Jersey. You heard that right: New Jersey.”

Locals sneered at the writers’ “Masshole” attitudes and told them to take a long drive off the Garden State Parkway’s Exit 0.

“Next person to knock Trump for vacationing in New Jersey is about to see me go full Christie-with-nachos-at-baseball-game,” tweeted Rutgers alum Katie Leach.

Workers at research nonprofit New Jersey Policy Perspective dropped the mic with a photo of them tubing on the Delaware River with beers in hand.

“@NJPolicy crew after work on the Delaware last night. It was awful,” tweeted Sheila Reynertson.

Jerseyans noted how charming — and wealthy — Trump’s chosen destination is.

“Dude … he’s staying at his private golf club in one of the wealthiest areas in one of the nation’s wealthiest states. But yea lol New Jersey,” tweeted Haddonfield native Matthew Nussbaum, who reeled off public transit, the Pine Barrens, Springsteen and “world class bagels” as among the state’s many charms.

Kevin Ryan, who lives in Cedar Grove, said he almost let the stereotypes stop him from moving there — until he saw it with his own eyes.

“I was just blown away by how beautiful it is,” said Ryan, 44. “You won’t find many spray tans out here.”

The Globe writers did at least reach out to Sen. Cory Booker to offer a defense of his home state.

“This is something that needs no defense,” Booker told the paper. “Unlike the Patriots. Unlike the Celtics. Unlike the Red Sox. Which need a lot of defending.”

“Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s reps did not return a request for comment — but she seemed to have weightier issues on her mind.

“Farts are actually pretty amazing,” Snooki tweeted Friday.