*Spawns 7 coins*

Hi again, my dear readers! Did you think you’d spend an entire week-long festival without reading from me? Oh, Don’t even dare to think so!

Well, I’ve been recently working on some few items for the mod, and even an enemy or two (you might have seen the corn squirt gif In out tweet)! Well, Since I’ve got some time, let me select some of the best items I’ve been making:

Have you ever wondered why is curse of the tower the only cursed card out there? Wonder no longer! With this item, every time you get hit, there’s a chance you trigger the effect of whatever card you‘re holding, like as if you used blank card. Of course, the chace could not be 100%, in order to balance it, but ,at leats, it synergizes with tarot cloth:

Burnt Dollar:

Are you the type of person that plays the slot, or that simply bomb them? If you are of the second kind, this item is (or not) for you: Found upon bombing slots, the burnt dollar removes every single trace of money you might had dreamed of having. You end up with nothing, not a single penny. Naught, zero, absence. At least, it drops some pickups.

However, whenever you start a floor as poor as you are (which means, with no money at all), you gain +0.5 damage, and some pickups.

Everyone knows Abel sucks, right? Isn’t that why cain got rid of him? His damage is so insignificant, especially if you take in consideration the fact that he’s trying to mirror you ans aim at the enemies, which makes it all worse. Don’t you love when he thinks you’re trying to desert your best frind bomb, and gently pushes it towards you? No? Wait, I might have got too carreid away. Anyway, Abel is bad, but I really hope this lil’ dude here can be more helpful. Lil’ Dople, as a regular dople, mirrors your movement, but, instead of firing, deals contact damage. In fact, it deals almost as much damage as a cube of meat or a ball of bandages, so, it is really worth trying to hit your enemies with it. Also, it synergises with BFFs!, as expected, and stacks with multiple of itself, so, don’t hesitate in using diplopia on him, he surely deserves some love.

Ok, it is really time for me to go. I hope you’re enjoying this birthday, try to not lose your head with so many posts and stuff. I’d like to remind you to check out our discord channel, where we discuss a lot of stuff (we might even make some polls about the items there) and to feel free to suggest us anything.