As you can see, this was front page news in “the Vehicle City.” That’s a nickname for Flint with which I was not yet familiar. I’ve previously only ever heard it called “America’s deadliest city,” “Murdertown U.S.A.,” and “Most violent city in the nation.”

Don’t worry, you have until the end of the month to enter to win.

(Sorry for picking on you, people of Flint. I know General Motors did you wrong.)