

As requested by anon. :)



Captains and lieutenants have partnered up to do a three-legged race! How will that go?



1. Rose & Kira

Rose: Now remember, Izuru, my music will allow us to stay perfectly in sync! Kira: Captain, I respect you, but I think you playing the guitar as we race will only slow us down. Rose: Probably so. Rose: But art is more important than winning! Rose: Now let’s SING! Kira: …still better than Captain Ichimaru.



2. Komamura & Iba

Komamura: Iba, I wish to apologize now if my massive wolf legs simply drag you along, seeing as they are taller than most of your body. Iba: Captain, I am HONORED to be dragged along by your mighty wolf legs! Iba: DRAG ME! DRAG ME FOR GLORY!! Komamura: I will, Iba. I will!



3. Kurotsuchi & Nemu

Kurotsuchi: I can’t BELIEVE they dared to disqualify us! Nemu: You were talking very loudly about how you were going to splatter my poisonous blood across the other contestants in order to take them out. Kurotsuchi: The rules said nothing about that being illegal. Kurotsuchi: This game is so rigged. Nemu: Yes, Mayuri-sama.



4. Yamamoto & Sasakibe

Sasakibe: Using your beard to hold us tied together was brilliant, Head Captain. Sasakibe: Its warm embrace inspires me to do my best! Yamamoto: It was your idea, Sasakibe. Yamamoto: I said it was a little weird. Sasakibe: Your beard will lead us to victory!



5. Ukitake & Rukia

Ukitake: I-I have to warn you now, Kuchiki, there is every chance that I may collapse during the race. Ukitake: If I do, you should leave me behind! Rukia: Captain, no! I will drag you unconscious to victory! Ukitake: … Ukitake: Please don’t I think I would end up very sad. Rukia: Y-yes, Captain!



6. Hitsugaya & Matsumoto

Matsumoto: Do you think our height difference will slow us down, Captain? Hitsugaya: No. Hitsugaya: For when the race starts, I have a plan. Matsumoto: Gonna go into bankai, huh? Hitsugaya: …maybe. Matsumoto: Bankai for a three-legged race? Hitsugaya: MAYBE Matsumoto: People say you overuse bankai, you know, Captain… Hitsugaya: I JUST LIKE TO GIVE MY ALL



7. Shinji & Hinamori

Hinamori: Captain, I reeeaaallly don’t think we should try to do this race backwards. Shinji: Momo, doing things in reverse is my specialty! I gotta reputation to uphold! Hinamori: For losing all the time? Shinji: … Shinji: That was cold. Hinamori: I’M JUST SAYING



8. Unohana & Isane

Unohana: Simply follow my lead, Isane, and I believe that we will win. Unohana: Especially since all the other teams are wasting their time squabbling. Unohana: This is the Squad 4 way. Unohana: When everyone else has fallen, we are there. Still standing. Isane: Y-yes, Captain!



9. Kyoraku & Nanao

Nanao: Did you look over the strategy documents I gave you? Kyoraku: Uh… Nanao: Did you watch the videos I sent you of people doing this race? Kyoraku: Uh… Nanao: Did you prepare at all? Kyoraku: I stuffed my pockets with rose petals to throw overhead when we cross the finish line! Nanao: Is it too late to trade partners?



10. Byakuya & Renji

Byakuya: These ropes that they gave us to tie our legs together are ridiculously low-class. Byakuya: We should use my scarf instead. Renji: Y-you would use your scarf for that, Captain? Byakuya: No. That was a joke. Byakuya: Just some three-legged race humor. Renji: …I can just never tell with you.



11. Soi Fon & Omaeda

Soi Fon: You had better not slow me down, Omaeda. Soi Fon: I will kill you and then drag your dead body over the finish line. Omaeda: You, uh, know I’m actually really fast, right, Captain? Omaeda: In fact, I think it would work best for me to carry you! Omaeda: OH GOD PUT YOUR ZANPAKUTO AWAY



12. Kenpachi & Yachiru

Kenpachi: So basically you’re just gonna cling to my leg as I run, huh? Yachiru: Yup! Kenpachi: I have a very good feeling about this! Yachiru: But the finish line is in the other direction, Ken-chan! Kenpachi: …I have an okay feeling about this.



12. Kensei & Mashiro & Hisagi