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If men wrote their m4w ads the same way, we would expect to see something like this:Looking to meet the woman of my dreams. Someone who appreciates me for who I am. I love big TV's, big trucks, baseball caps, and wife-beater tanks. I love going out with my friends to get drunk at strip clubs too. I'm looking for a nice woman who is not looking to jump into a relationship too soon but who knows what it means to be sexy and take care of her partner. Please no BBW's (sorry) but you won't look good on my arm when I wear a white t-shirt.You must love dogs and my beer can collection, my dogs, my cans, and I are a package, so if you're not into them then please move on. I like to let all 6 of my dogs sleep in my bed with me, so hopefully you don't have a problem with that.Deal breakers:likes to shop too muchobsessed with height (i am short)fattalks about yourself too muchneedinessalways wanting to talk about the relationshipsmall breasts (sorry, there is nothing sexier than grabbing onto a nice pair)doesnt like to cook for her manbossinessnaggingalways wanting to get up early in the morningfatintolerance of me and my habitspressure to have kidsTurn ons:thinlarge breasts (very sexy)quietbeer drinkerhas her own friends and won't try to make me watch chick flickssmells goodlikes footballdoesn't expect me to pay all the timeintelligent but not too intelligent (i dont like nerdy girls)rich fatherthindoesn't have a relationship calendar, i.e. doesnt wonder after 3 months if we are going in the right direction.Can you find me a woman like that??? LOL