Written by Duncan McMaple on January 15, 2016 . Posted in

Toronto

Toronto certainly is a special place, but not everyone in Canada agrees it’s a good kind of special, eh? Some of us look at T’ranna and scratch our heads in bewilderment. Why, there was even one time that they tried to put a giant condom on their sky dick! Imagine! The reasons why are shrouded in mystery, but we all think it was something dirty involving the full moon. –Duncan

Here’s some proof aboot how we see the CN Tower!

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