This is Pauline Bonaparte, Napoleon Bonaparte’s sister. Though you can’t tell from any ancient paintings, Pauline was hot and she knew it. She had a well-deserved reputation as a floozie, and would routinely get extremely drunk and sleep with anyone who was handy. Of course, gossip was rampant about her in the press and it embarrassed her brother. So what did he do? What he did with all his other siblings: give them a kingdom!

Pauline got Guastalla, a little city-state in northern Italy. She threw a huge fit. (Napoleon’s brothers got Germany and Spain, so it was a bit of a slap in the face.) Napoleon pretty much left her there, and went back to trying to conquer all of Europe, thinking his hussy of a sister was out of his hair for good. But not too long after, Pauline was back in Paris because she had grown bored with Guastalla and sold it to neighboring Parma for six million francs.