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I honestly am loving Corinne and here is why. This child has seen every single episode of this show ever since she was allowed to start watching it after she had her Bat Mitzvah and she knows exactly what she is doing. She knows that sexy villains go far! This makes her far more entertaining to watch than, say, Olivia, who you could tell was just kind of socially awkward versus actively evil. “I have never been a bridesmaid,” says Corinne, which does not shock me. Maybe one day she can be her nanny’s bridesmaid. Corinne makes everyone mad by taking off her bikini top during her “Beach Wedding” photoshoot with Nick (which, by the way, is super in a pool and super not on the beach) and repeatedly snatching Nick away from his various drunken conversations. None of this bothers me because Corinne keeps saying awesome things like “This is my Nick Veill” and “If you can’t handle being interrupted, then why did you come here?” She also has the following conversation, verbatim:

Corinne: “Can I interrupt you guys?”

Alexis: “Wait… what?”

Corinne: “I’m interrupting you.”

Alexis: “Oh, so… okay. I’m okay.”

Corinne, handing Nick a shot: “You need to take this.”

A SHOT AT LOVE WITH CORINNE OLYMPIOS! I love it. I mean, I think a big part of why Corinne and Nick are bonding so much is because they are both SO DRUNK on this group date. They’re both so sweaty and red-eyed and slurring their words and just kind of sleepily pawing at each other. Corinne gets the group date rose because, honestly, she’s probably the only person whose name Nick remembers. It is not a terrible strategy, I respect the hustle, and Corinne wins this week.