Donald Trump's trip to the G20 in Argentina has been passing largely without incident. Sure, Putin's been mocking him with some jibes about American boats, but nothing too confidence-wrecking. Then he had a small meltdown on stage, shaking Macri's hand and abruptly exiting stage right rather than hanging around for photos or more boring Argentinian stuff, pursued by an aide.

His microphone was still on too: "Get me outta here," Trump chuntered as he wandered off, as if he were a local radio presenter press-ganged into opening a new Morrisons in Chingford.

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That's not the only thing Trump's done to embarrass himself on this trip either. Earlier, he was seen getting rid of a translation earpiece in the same way a child gets rid of a crisp packet when they can't find a bin.

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It's not quite the time that Olly Murs fell off a stage mid-warble, but it's extremely small-time behaviour from a man who should really be used to walking on and off stage at this point in his life, and it's not the first time that Trump's made a hash of the simple act of exiting the stage. Here are five of his most cack-footed exits:

Ignoring Netanyahu

In almost a carbon copy of the G20 wander, it looks like some kind of mental pilot light flickers out in Trump's head as soon as the bit where he has to look vaguely interested in the Israeli prime minister is over. He can't even summon the will to stand in the same spot, drifting across the room like an unmoored barge.

The Lonely Umbrella

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WATCH: President Trump abandons his open umbrella at the door to Air Force One while departing for Indianapolis on Saturday. pic.twitter.com/hcKeMIhifg — MSNBC (@MSNBC) October 27, 2018

This one hasn't become any more explicable in the last couple of months. Apart from the disrespect for the human ingenuity required to design and manufacture a mobile rain shield which you can collapse in order to carry it inside and dry it, the action of dumping the umbrella is so strangely listless. It's like Trump's so sick of it all that he's going to wander down the length of the plane dropping bits of clothing until he's in the co-pilot's seat in his pants.



The Executive Order

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Executive orders tend to work better if you sign them rather than ramming your way toward the nearest door through a crowd of assembled policy bods. The dad-jog over to the signing station is quite something, and then there's a little dad-joke too: "I'm only signing it 'cos it costs nothing!" But then, does that joke even make sense? 'This healthcare order which I'm signing is positive because it doesn't commit any money to anything'. Ho ho ho.

The Motorcade

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It's right in front of him. It's right there. That massive car. That's yours, Mr President. Where's he going? What's he looking for? Does he want a go in the little car with stairs attached? A brief Arrested Development homage might have been a decent idea, if only because imagining Ron Howard's narration over most of Trump's public appearances has been a valuable coping strategy for the last couple of years.

The Polish Sniper's Dream

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A low-key classic. After his speech at Krasinski Square in Poland - the extremely Steve Bannon one which really leant into the horrors of the Nazi invasion and the Katyn Massacre before brightening up with riffs on cyber-warfare and terrorism - Trump apparently forgot that he was the president and wandered out from behind the bulletproof glass booth around his lectern. You'd think consuming that level of paranoia would make one of the world's leading targets for assassination a bit jumpy, but apparently not.

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