I like Caleb a lot and would be really sad if he died, but funny is funny. And if you’re a big enough asshole to wear a “We Are Marshall” shirt on a flight and have even the slightest belief in karma, you can’t say you would blame God for a little mid air mechanical failure. That’s all I’m saying.

Also I considered waiting until their flight landed safely. But I don’t believe in jinxes so this is kind of a good experiment to test if they are real or not. And I texted Caleb to ask what time he landed and he didn’t respond. Probably because he’s flying but still, my courtesy only goes so far.