Rough Rough Draft: Santa's Lucky Bell

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a lounge room decorated with various christmas ornaments, with a brass pedestal in the center of the room. SCP-XXXX is to be set upon said pedestal and is only to be moved at the discretion of Level 3 staff or higher. SCP-XXXX is to be hermetically sealed within a concrete box covered in mistletoe through December 14th to December 26th. Once this time period has passed, standard containment procedures are to be resumed. Any and all male personnel 90 kg or more in weight who hear SCP-XXXX ring are to be terminated immediately and their bodies burned.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a brass colored sleigh bell approximately 3.8 cm wide. An embroidered red ribbon has been tied around SCP-XXXX, with a small Post-It note attached to said ribbon. Written on the note are the words “And a happy New Year!” in dark blue ink. Initially, SCP-XXXX appears to be a normal bell. Its anomalous properties do not manifest until the end of each year, on December 14th.

At 12:00 AM, UTC -7 Mountain Standard Time, on December 14th, SCP-XXXX lets out a small ring, indicating its activation. Upon ringing, hundreds of rangifer tarandus (Reindeer) will appear within 600 miles of SCP-XXXX’s location. They are referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 do not appear to have any anomalous properties, and behave like any other member of their species would. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will remain for the duration of SCP-XXXX’s activation, and disappear soon after.

Approximately 5-6 days after SCP-XXXX’s initial ring, SCP-XXXX will begin to emit a bright golden light. No less than 5 minutes after this, an overweight man dressed in red attire to match that of the mythical figure Santa Claus will appear as SCP-XXXX-2, claiming to be said figure. SCP-XXXX-2 will approach anybody within their line of sight. SCP-XXXX-2 will question those it interacts with on how they are celebrating Christmas. From there, SCP-XXXX-2 will claim that Christmas has begun, and that persons it has interacted with are full of “The Christmas Spirit”, depending on the answers given. Should SCP-XXXX-2 find that a person has given insufficient answers, it will tear his victim apart in an excessively violent manner. Attempts to destroy SCP-XXXX-2 have all failed, as it appears to regenerate any bodily damage inflicted upon it. SCP-XXXX-2 vanishes on December 27th, and does not return until SCP-XXXX’s next activation.

All male humans who hear SCP-XXXX ring will soon go into a fit of rage, claiming that Christmas is a cursed holiday, and that all who know of it must be elimitated. Those afflicted are designated as SCP-XXXX-3. Instances of SCP-XXXX-3 attack any living creatures that they see, including each other. All SCP-XXXX-3 will attempt to find SCP-XXXX in an attempt to destroy it. None have succeeded thus far.