We’ve seen the different diamonds’ ship throughout the series and how they seem to be controlled by the body part they represent, as Steven, for example, demonstrates in Legs From Here to Homeworld by using his legs to control the butt-shaped Pink Diamond-mobile.

So my question is, since White Diamond’s ship is a limbless torso who is not exactly the most flexible anatomical part in the human body, how does The Great Colgate Max White Authority launch/control her own ship?

Hypothesis no.1:

Stretching.

To get the ship started, WD could be doing some intense yoga stretches, without the breathing and relaxation, to keep the right amount of stress and hatred to properly rule an evil empire .

Hypothesis no. 2:

Some sexy hula hoop swings.

I mean, isn’t that the best way to assert dominance? It’s also fun and helps you to stay in perfect shape *wink*

Hypothesis no. 3:

Swaaay

I love to imagine an overly enthusiastic former-evil-white grandma on a hoverboard-like control pad, swaying forth and backwards like a professional surfer to fly into space. It sparks joy to me.

Thank you for your attention, you’ve reached the end of this post. If anybody knows, I need answers.