IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION

Do not take FLOVA SCOTIA if you:

take any medicines called "hallucinogens", often prescribed for chest pain, or irritability.

are allergic to maple syrup.

FLOVA SCOTIA can cause serious side effects. Rarely reported side effects include:

wet mouth

sweaty palms

damp ears

moist groin varicose breasts

hair loss

queefing

bitchiness

Before you take FLOVA SCOTIA, tell your healthcare provider if you:

have had a heart attack, or especially two, within the last 6 months

have pulmonary hypertension

have had a stroke

have come in close contact to a Northern Brown Bear

have problems with your blood cells such as sickle cell anemia, multiple myeloma, or leukemia

have retinitis pigments (look it up)

have bleeding problems

have or have had stomach ulcers

have or have had contact with a citizen of Vermont.

Cannot grow a mustache.

Tell your healthcare provider about all the medicines you take. Even the illegal ones. Except marijuana. No one cares about that.