So there's a new Ghostbusters trailer out, and a bunch of guys on the Internet are mad about it because women are in it. At times like these, I can't help but wonder if ...

... ugh. You know what, guys? I can't do this today.

We knew this was going to happen ever since the "All-Female Ghostbusters" idea was announced back in 2014. We've known what their complaints were going to be because it's the same complaints every single time. I already wrote this article three years ago when Michael B. Jordan was cast as the Human Torch. Here I am again, three years older, pointing out the same goddamn arguments that have the same goddamn holes in it. I want to be writing my new Fast & Furious sketch idea, but no, fine, I'll do this instead. Here are four dumb complaints idiots have about casting a black guy as a superhero. I mean about Anita Sarkeesian's last tweet. I mean about Ghostbusters.