Pssst, interested in buying a 7,200-square-foot San Francisco property in a ritzy neighborhood with views of the Golden Gate Bridge, for the bargain price of $35,000?

There’s just one catch: It’s an alley. And you can’t build anything on it. Oh, and you have to pay taxes, insurance, and any maintenance expenses.

The property, 81 22nd Ave. in the city’s western Richmond District, just a block from the Presidio park, functions as a shared driveway that runs between a block of houses. The current owner apparently bought it at a city tax auction years ago, sight unseen (hey, it sounded good on paper!).

“I assumed that these sorts of things were owned by municipalities,” listing agent Fred Glick told Curbed in 2015, when it first listed for $50,000. “But I was wrong.”

Still, with the median home price in the city at almost $1.2 million, according to Zillow, you can “impress friends that you own real estate in San Francisco,” as Glick’s latest ad on the real-estate site Redfin notes.

The ad also offers a couple of creative ways to make the alley a money-making venture, such as charging the U.S. Navy for airspace rights when the Blue Angels fly over during Fleet Week (good luck with that), and tearing up the concrete to sell as souvenir pieces of San Francisco — charge enough and you may even make a little profit after repaving the alley.