Who doesn’t enjoy some creative pick up lines? In Spanish, it sounds even better! They are plain ‘ol fun!

In this article, instead of listing some basic pick up lines, we got a real Spanish speaking woman to list some of the more colorful ones she has heard in the streets.

Heck, we even had her list a few lines she thought wasn’t up to par.

First, we will list the Spicy Spanish pick-up lines.

And the end, you’ll also listen to ALL of the phrases voiced by a native speaking actor who appeared in our exciting Gritty Spanish audios.

In Our Gritty Spanish audios stories , you’ll hear a few creative ones in context.

Enjoy!

Mami, si cocinas tal como te mueves, me comeré el menú completo

Honey, if you cook as good as you move, I will eat the entire menu

meaning you look delicious.

Mami, tú con tantas curvas y yo sin frenos

Baby, you have so many curves (as in a road) and I have no brakes (as in a car)

Estás como Santa Bárbara, Santa por adelante y Bárbara por detrás

You are like Saint Barbara (a Cuban female saint) (a saint in the front) and awesome from behind

¿Te has perdido?. Porque el cielo está bien lejos de aquí.

Are you lost, because heaven is a long way from here

(meaning you are an angel)

Tienes unos ojos tan bellos, que podrías curar hasta a un ciego

You have such beautiful eyes, that you could even cure a blind man

Si la belleza fuese delito, yo te hubiera sentenciado a cadena perpetua

If beauty was a crime, I’d sentence you to life without parole



Mami, te ronca el mango, tú con tanta carne mientras yo paso hambre.

Honey, you with so much meat, while I am starving

(le ronca el mango- no literal translation {but its like saying, a rockin Mango}),

*This is a very Cuban Phrase, my Cuban amiga gave us this one) Check out some awesome Cuban slang phrases here!



Mami, si tú eres el pecado, ¡estoy dispuesto a cumplir mi penitencia!

Honey, if you are the sin, I’m willing to serve my penance!

Muñeca, ¿de qué juguetería te escapaste?

Doll, what toy store did you escape from?

Señora que Dios la cuide a usted que yo cuido a su hija

Ma’am, God take care of you, I will take care of your daughter

*to a mom

Dios debe de estar distraído porque están cayendo ángeles del Cielo

God must be distracted, for Angels are falling from Heaven

*to be used at a bar (can be female/male)

Disculpe, creo que me debe un trago.

Excuse me, I think you owe me a drink

(y cuando pregunten “¿por qué?” – se responde) …

(when he/she replies “why?” You say, )…



porque se me cayó el mío mirándole/mirandola a usted

because I dropped mine staring at you

Sus labios se ven solitos, ¿querrían conocerse con los míos?

Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

*can be male/female

Before reading the “Corny” lines below, listen to each line above recited by a Gritty Spanish voice actor in the video below.

NOT SO GOOD SPANISH PICK-UP LINES

(Boring Pick-up Lines)

¿Vienes aquí a menudo?

Do you come here often?

Linda, ¿me puedes decir que hora es?

Beautiful, can you tell me what time it is?

¿Me puedes decir tu nombre?

Can you tell me your name?

¿Te puedo invitar a un trago?

Can I buy you a drink?

Se están cayendo los angeles del cielo

Angels are falling from the sky

Mami, cuando te hicieron se rompió el molde

Honey, they broke the mold when they created you

Que sonrisa tan linda tienes

What a beautiful smile you have

¿Crees en el amor a primera vista o tengo que volver a pasar?

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to pass by again?

¿Tienes un mapa?. Me he perdido en tus ojos.

Do you have a map? I seem to have lost myself in your eyes

Camina por la sombra, que por el Sol los bombones se derriten.

Walk in the shade, because sweet candy like you will melt in the sun.

¿Hablamos o seguimos jugando a mirarnos?

Do we talk, or keep playing around looking at each other?

Eres tan dulce que, con sólo mirarte, me vuelvo diabético

You are so sweet, just looking at you I become Diabetic

¡Oye flaca, tírame un hueso!

Hey slim girl, throw me a bone!

¿Eres casada? Porque no soy celoso

Are you married? Because I am not the jealous type

¿Estas cansada/cansado? Porque has pasado por mi mente todo el día

Are you tired? because you have been running through my mind all day

Soy nuevo/nueva en el área, me dices como llegar a tu Corazón

I am new around here, can you tell me which way to your heart

Bonitas piernas, ¿A qué hora abren?

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Perdí mi número de teléfono, ¿me das el tuyo?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

¿Me dejas tomarte una foto?. Quiero enseñarle a Papá Noel lo que quiero para Navidad

Can I take your picture, I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

¿Tienes frio? Me puedes usar como cobija

Are you cold? You can use me as a blanket

Hasta el sol siente celos de la forma en que brillas

Even the sun is jealous of the way you shine

Aparte de ser tan sexy, ¿qué haces para ganarte la vida?

Aside from being so sexy, what do you do for a living?

¿Acabas de salir del horno? Porque estas caliente

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you are hot

Eres tan bonita que tu cumpleaños debería ser un día feriado

You are so pretty your birthday should be a national holiday

¡Eres tan linda que se me olvidó el piropo que te iba a decir!

You are so pretty I forgot the pick-up line I was gonna tell you!

And below, they phrases repeated by a voice actor who appeared in our Gritty Spanish Audio stories.

When Flirting Goes Wrong

When flirting in Gritty Spanish, you have to be aware of your surroundings.

Click here to listen/read a full conversation in Spanish.

It features a couple having a serious discussion in the streets and one gentleman came out of nowhere saying a very flirtatious remark to the woman…

You’ll hear how the boyfriend reacts…