This was my deck I built in high school, it's roughly nine years old. I'm aware of power creep, so I'm aware this deck wouldn't have the strength it needs to compete with some players today. While I'm not exactly a tournament player, I'm also not a fan of getting senselessly beaten over and over by teenagers at FNM. Therefore, I'd like to know how I can spice this sucker up for a game of fun in a modern setting.

So the theme this deck revolves around is to lock the opponent out of being able to attack me, while I simply use some unblockable minions to slap the opponent around until victory. So some glaring weaknesses to a deck like this is that I can be spell damage'd to death, and war tax spells cost a lot of mana, so early game I'm just taking hits until I can pull of what I need to win the game.