The only thing older than Kabbalah is people who speak English refusing to learn a second language, and from that was born English Qabalah (spelled wrong on purpose)!

English Qyballuh is the system of interpreting the English Alphabet according to the numerological significance of English Qkubbolé.

I will now reveal the non-mysteries of English to you in my new English Qabalah gematria calculator!

Just choose “Gematria” from the drop down and then pick from one of the new ciphers I have just added (detailed at the ass end of this page):

Simple English Gematria ABC (A=1, B=2, C=3, etc.)

EQ ALW (A=1, L=2, W=3, etc.)

EQ 6 (A=6, B=12, C=18, etc)

EQ Agrippa (Kind of “Jewish” according to gematrix.org)

Pythagoras Reductionism (1-9, 1-9, 1-9, etc.)



Type your phrase into the English Qabalah gematria calculator and you will be given the value and reduction.

Click here to start

ABC ALW EQ6 Agr. Pyth. A 1 1 6 1 1 B 2 20 12 2 2 C 3 13 18 3 3 D 4 6 24 4 4 E 5 25 30 5 5 F 6 18 36 6 6 G 7 11 42 7 7 H 8 4 48 8 8 I 9 23 54 9 9 J 10 16 60 600 1 K 11 9 66 10 2 L 12 2 72 20 3 M 13 21 78 30 4 N 14 14 84 40 5 O 15 7 90 50 6 P 16 26 96 60 7 Q 17 19 102 70 8 R 18 12 108 80 9 S 19 5 114 90 1 T 20 24 120 100 2 U 21 17 126 200 3 V 22 10 132 700 4 W 23 3 138 900 5 X 24 22 144 300 6 Y 25 15 150 400 7 Z 26 8 156 500 8

Shout outs to Eian Orange for providing a ton of gematria information to me!