This article is my response to this shit.



http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/45713368.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst



Here’s a list of things we had enough of in 2014



Standup comedians



There are far too many of them. Take a year’s break. Come back (or not) in 2016 with material that is not sexist, racist, explicit and not NOT FUNNY.



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Yes. Somebody has to talk because the media won’t. What’s reflected in comedy is the state of society. There are some funny stand up comedians in India and others are learning. Sexism and racism is so inherent in our culture that people grow up think this is the normal way to live. Sexist, Racist and Explicit humour is funny with proper treatment of the subject, which a comedian learns through the course of time. If hundred people try, may be one of them will be good. There are thousands of working comedians in the US which is why we have some good comedians coming out of that country. For a country of 140 crores, we have around 100 comedians. That’s not even one per crore. Are you able to fucking comprehend the ignorance in your statement or should I spoon feed you the basic state of the country that you live in and let you know that the world is not the comfortable cocoon that you grew up in whining about things you deem necessary? Maybe what we should say goodbye to, is bad humour and teenage blogposts. You feel like you have an opinion, you don’t.





#excessive #hashtags



#you #don’t #need #to #hashtag #everything #it #is #annoying #as #hell #and #you #are #not #getting #the #point #of #it #headache #everyone # somethingunrelated #you #smi le #idiot



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This point is too first world for even scoopwhoop to publish. If you hate hashtags, you need to find some bigger problems in life.





Kapil Sharma



All noise, little substance.



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Yeah, tell that to the middle class worker whose only source of entertainment is this. Seriously, would you drop your elitist attitude if I told you that you are living in a country where distribution of TV sets decreased the population growth because before TV the only source of entertainment they had was sex? If you don’t like Kapil Sharma, DON’T FUCKING WATCH HIM.



Rafa’s absence



His absence from tennis in 2014 was deeply felt. Bring back the Spanish muscle.



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Stop the unnecessary fandom. This is a fucking national daily, not your pink personal journal. Don’t act like you are a voicing an opinion.



Alia Bhatt jokes



They’ve become predictable. It’s not Alia who comes across as dumb but the person forwarding the jokes.





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What do you mean they have become predictable? They were shit to begin with. Rehashing 10000 year old premises. You know who comes across as dumber than person forwarding Alia Bhatt jokes? You, complaining about your shit friend circle and taking up server space.



Bad fashion



Skinny jeans and slim fit shirts on guys who cannot pull it off.



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How the fuck did you ever manage to be a reporter? Does your dad have contacts? Do you know who propagates fashion? The fucking industry that you work in.



Filter overdrive



People seem to be getting too fond of their photo filters. No, you are not that ‘retro’ or 'hazy’.





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Hey. Does this newspaper have an editor?



3-hour movies



Movies in 2014 dragged their feet, from Exodus: Gods and Kings (150 minutes) to Interstellar (169 minutes). As for Bollywood, give us a break, starting with the three Khans - PK(153 minutes), Happy New Year (180 minutes), Kick (146 minutes).

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iPhones with poor batteries



What is the point of launching a new iPhone if its battery drains as fast as the old one?







Do you fucking understand how even one component of this phone works? Do you understand how powerful the machine in your hand is? It’s a fucking supercomputer you are complaining about. Don’t act like a monkey. Use the fucking brain evolution has gifted you.



Short forms for Facebook picture captions



How does one respond to a picture caption that reads like this: “aftawrkgng.njoyyydng dis. lykspndngtymwid dese guyzzz.”?



————————————————————————————Do you fucking understand how even one component of this phone works? Do you understand how powerful the machine in your hand is? It’s a fucking supercomputer you are complaining about. Don’t act like a monkey. Use the fucking brain evolution has gifted you.How does one respond to a picture caption that reads like this: “aftawrkgng.njoyyydng dis. lykspndngtymwid dese guyzzz.”? Again, it’s made for a completely different socio-economic group who likes to get all kind of entertainment out of the ticket price they are paying. Don’t like it? DON’T FUCKING WATCH IT.What is the point of launching a new iPhone if its battery drains as fast as the old one?————————————————————————————-