Brave Utah Wingnuts Take On Hunger Strikes and Uprisings For God, Family and Country, Also Stopping the Gays Marrying

With today's Supreme Court ruling putting a temporary hold on gay marriage in Utah, rabid opponents of people getting to marry the person they love can take a breather on their ambitious plans to "take back freedom in America" by, respectively, starving to death and organizing an uprising led by the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association. Thus, "nullification" advocate Trestin Meacham ended his 15 days of subsisting on water and misunderstanding of constitutional law, and the sheriffs may delay their uprising in the name of "the Holy Cause of Liberty," though both used language - Sheriff Richard Mack said "homosexuals are shoving their agenda down our throats" - that sounds kinda gay to us.

Read more