**WARNING:** Some of the humor in this fanfic may be considered offensive, please keep this in mind and do stop reading if you start to feel uncomfortable. This story is based on true events (but it's altered to preserve people's privacy). This is the story of how I met Mon-ika; a cross between a squid and Monika. She introduced me to the a club that is a parody of the Literature Club: Cirkeltrek club. Cirkeltrek is a club for people who enjoy mean jokes at the expense of the Dokis. This story covers 5 months from when I first met Mon-ika.