Correct! Wrong!

The only way this could possibly happen is if the stars align in the worst way ever. If someone ejaculates on a toilet seat, that sperm could live there for up to a day, says Minkin (if literally no one cleans it up, in which case you probably shouldn’t be frequenting these bathroom stalls anyway). If you sit on said toilet seat, ignore the obvious wet spot, it somehow comes into contact with your vulva (who puts their vulva on a toilet seat anyway?), AND you happen to be ovulating… you could maybe get pregnant. But really, why would your vulva be on the toilet seat ever? So don’t be afraid to sit your butt down on toilet seats. We’re going to go ahead and give this one a thumbs down.