Open letter to the state of North Carolina < MrPennywhistle > 2010-10-29 12:29





North Carolina,



I drove from Alabama to visit your beautiful scenery. My wife and I stopped at your "Welcome Center" on the way over on 40 from Knoxville. We were attracted to a particular maple tree and decided to walk over to it and take photos ourselves playing in its leaves......



Little did I know there would be someone robbing me at your Welcome Center while I was distracted by the beauty of your state. They got in my car and stole my sunglasses which were:



Costa Del Mar Matte Black "BRINE" model. *Amber* 400 lenses with mirror green finish. I had eye surgery 5 months ago and invested in a pair of good sunglasses. This trip was the first trip for my wife and I alone since we've had children. We went to Asheville on our honeymoon, and after 7 years we decided to take a "second honeymoon". Needless to say this left us feeling a bit violated.



Would you please contact the person who stole my glasses and have them return them via mail to:



Mr. Pennywhistle

PO Box 63

Hartselle, AL 35640.



Other than this incident, I was very impressed with the people of your state. If you cannot locate the person who stole my glasses, I assume (as you probably do too) it was one of those scoundrels from Tennessee coming over the line to prey on your tourists. In this event, please use your bear hunting dogs to track down this individual and return my glasses. I would appreciate it greatly.



Regards,



Mr. Pennywhistle



PS. I will reward whoever recovers my glasses.