OCCURRED ON: 5/8/15

The valleys were burning, Ash's blood was spilling everywhere and an anon named Kay was overlooking the valleys from afar. Everything was in chaos as the Nihilist army, ruled by Emperor Vinny, approached the armies of Potato, jointly ruled by y6 and Sakmitshu. Their armies had begun to clash, the Nihilist starting the conflict with their ravings and soldiers of Death whilst the Potato Kingdom wielded giant potatoes that had been carved into life-threatening swords. And with keyboard in hand, the spam began.

The armies of Nihilist spammed a singular line:

"Once you die you become nonexistent for eternity - permanent annihilation of you upon your death."

Whilst the armies of Potato spammed a singular line which was similar but different:

"Once you die you become a potato for eternity - permanent deep-frying of you upon your death."

It was an ultimate battle between the two greatest powers of the Earth. People died and the valleys were lifted up and churned as if it were milk but in the end.. the armies of Potato had won, the Nihilist armies gave up and left abruptly. All was well.