Welcome back to the Darroch legacy, where horrible nightmares involving phallic objects are never far away! Sorry, sorry. Once again I’ve managed to leave an unforgivable amount of time between updates. I have a new job and work very long hours. On the plus side, at least it has given you time to heal from the last mentally scarring chapter. Now we can begin afresh. ;D Also, as you can see from the video, Lily has developed a strange love of twitching silently in chairs. I suppose we all have to get our jollies somehow.

Yeeeup. She cray cray. It wont be long before she’s a fully fledged Darroch. I just hope the initiation ceremony hasn’t been downgraded to an incestuous orgy because I might just be sick all over myself.

For some reason everyone started moaning. It was weird and made me uncomfortable so naturally I recorded it.

Laura wasn’t feeling too social. I like how she just seemed to walk away in confusion and disgust.

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