This is the Dino Case Lunchbox designed and sold by SUCK UK. It costs $35 and looks like a t-rex head. It doesn't stay closed on its own though, you have to use the black muzzle to keep it closed while in transit, otherwise you're going to be eating your lunch like I do. "Off the floor?" I was raised by wolves so it's natural to me. "I take it there's no five-second rule?" As long as it's not rotting or moldy, I'm gonna try to eat it. *bends down to pick something off ground, pops in mouth* "Wait -- was that a rock?" I wasn't sure at first but yes.

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Thanks to Alexandra, who knows what I like (in this case, $35 pieces of molded plastic).