Beauty is pain.

Big Jay Oakerson and Dan Soder were treated to a spa day live on the air Monday during The Bonfire, turning over their feet to MySpa2Go for their first ever pedicures (plus a quickie manicure).

But between Jay’s cuticle aversion and Soder’s filing squeamishness, the experience was more stressful than relaxing.

“I feel like a soldier in Civil War, where they give them a bunch whiskey and they’re like, ‘Don’t look away, I’m going to cut off your leg,'” Soder said as the technician scrubbed away.

“I feel like Rambo 3, where I take a bullet out of my own hip,” Jay countered.

See the comics get pampered below. Campers can check out more of the action on Twitter, Facebook and Snapchat (TheBonfireSXM).

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