We're one million moms ... ... and one million dads ... ... (and surely a million or so very closeted gays), who make it our mission in life to condemn all those things that scare and cause us discomfort. You know, terrible things like Ellen DeGeneres and Modern Family, Macy's ads that depict loving relationships and Dancing With The Stars because they had "the audacity to air a definition of transgender" in prime time!



And as the personal arbiters of all that is good and holy, there are so many more people and organizations that we need to vilify and try to destroy … all in the name of Christ. Isn't that the kind of judgement and discrimination he'd want us to employ to further his lessons of love?



Though we are spawned from a "family" organization (in the same sense that the KKK is really just a community outreach group), what we practice and what we preach is really all about hate and prejudice, ignorance and injustice, fear and quite a bit of self-loathing.



Some would say that we have a little too much time on or hands. We would argue that it's probably more blood than time. For as we try our best to make a movement out of our intolerance, we are irresponsibly propagating the kind of idiocy and hostility that results in the destruction of human hearts, souls and lives.



As one million moms and dads, we're proud that our work proclaiming many of God's children as abominations will be just one more step toward increased suicides among emotionally-struggling gay youth. And as our millions grow, surely our actions can help incite mob-mentality violence against all gay, lesbian and transgender heathens.



In a world of such darkness and hate, isn't this what God wants a "family" organization to do for his children?



Isn't this truly what being a Christian mom and dad is all about?





