So, I fail at checking sound levels before recording video. I put my hand over my phone's mic in the first video, I don't realize it's not recording sound in the second, and I'm sitting too far away from my microphone in the other 3 for any kind of decent sound quality. But, the joy and excitement I have for opening this amazing gift is palpable. That said, the videos are not fit for publishing, but here is what I got.

Gift list includes: 3 Terry Pratchett novels (none of which I own in paperback) Lords and Ladies, Soul Music, and The Last Continent

Straws for helping me not smoke

Ghiradelli Hot Cocoa mix

Tanqueray

Rumpleminze

A shoebox

4 Magic: the Gathering booster packs, one of which had a foil rare.

A lovely note

And a box with Zoidberg all over it.