OBEY - Us, Moneyclip

$ Agar.io $ is some dumb circley game made by some guy. The hours of coding he spent making it? Pptch, that's not important, ya know? As long as we hire our college buddies to make us some professional code (as in, in-app purchase widgets) it's a good game to us. Nyeh heh heh!

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Plot

Our game we stole from that one guy has no plot, but we're working on one to get more viewers. The circles are actually bicycles represented as circles, but infused with the soul of the player's great great grandfather, who are searching for mineral deposits. Lovely! It will draw people in right away. Wait, better idea. What if... we can give people the plot for 73 bucks a word? Genius! I'm gonna go tell my slaves professional employees to code that in for us.

Gameplay

Game... play? What's gameplay? Lemme look that up on this "Wikipordia" thing the kids use.

Okay, so that's what gameplay is. It sounds... too complicated, let's just keep what the old owner of the game put in... but here's the twist, wait! I'll get my slaves well paid and properly fed workers to code a script that crashes the game every 7 seconds!

History

Who cares? It belongs to us now. The past will be the past... it's too late to go back.

An update that makes the background flash subliminal messages so you'll buy our stuff.

All players will soon have two dollars signs at the start and end of their name.

Every circle will have one color - green. The color of money.

Advertisements will appear every 5 seconds, but you get 0.00001 coins every time you see one! Ahahaha, you'll have money in no time!

we hate u all go suck a cow

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