Italian design company Acquacalda just blew our collective minds. Their product, Pic Nic Pants, are a cross between harem pants, jeans, and a TABLE to rest a plate on while you're eating a meal. Per the product description on Acquacalda's site:

"Fashion imposes forms to whom finding a function seems a must. Pic Nic pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for the consumption of a meal outdoors. Laterally pants have an orientable pocket for drinks."

A table and a pocket for drinks? I'm in. Everybody grab a sixpack and meet me in Central Park.