"It's very important to put some showbiz into a convention, otherwise people are going to fall asleep," Donald Trump said back in April.

Well, the Republican National Convention released a partial list Thursday of the few politicians, D-list celebrities and numerous Donald Trump family members who will be speaking at next week’s convention and boy, so much for showbiz.

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Trump's managed to wrangle a former "Real World" cast member, a professional golfer, who is currently ranked 484th in the world, the president of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, and Peter Thiel -- but that is basically it.

Delegates will be treated to an array of riveting speakers like soap opera star Antonio Sabato Jr. and Heisman trophy winner Tim Tebow. Former "Real World" house guest turned Republican Congressman Sean Duffy has agreed to speak, after earlier sounding hesitant about his role.

To kick off the festivities in Cleveland on Monday, Trump and Republicans plan to host a "Bengazhi themed" night highlighting the September 11, 2012 attacks, according to The New York Times. The Times also reported that the RNC will feature a presentation outlining former President Bill Clinton’s sex life at some point during the convention.

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Nearly all of Trump's children are set to speak at the convention next week, and even his wife, Melina, plans to address the nation.

While vocal Trump supporter Sarah Palin is conspicuously missing from the list, Trump backer and and PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel appears to be the first openly gay person to speak at a GOP convention.

The GOP's past two nominees, Mitt Romney and John McCain, along with the entire Bush family, will not be in Cleveland next week.

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Below is a partial confirmed list, notice all of the notable Republicans missing:

Pastor Mark Burns

Phil Ruffin

Congressman Ryan Zinke

Pat Smith

Mark Geist

John Tiegen

Congressman Michael McCaul

Sheriff David Clarke

Congressman Sean Duffy

Darryl Glenn

Senator Tom Cotton

Karen Vaughn

Governor Mike Huckabee

Mayor Rudy Giuliani

Melania Trump

Senator Joni Ernst

Kathryn Gates-Skipper

Marcus Luttrell

Dana White

Governor Asa Hutchinson

Attorney General Leslie Rutledge

Michael Mukasey

Andy Wist

Senator Jeff Sessions

Retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn

Alex Smith

Speaker Paul Ryan

Congressman Kevin McCarthy

Kerry Woolard

Senator Shelley Moore Capito

Dr. Ben Carson

Co-Chair Sharon Day

Natalie Gulbis

Kimberlin Brown

Antonio Sabato, Jr.

Peter Thiel

Eileen Collins

Senator Ted Cruz

Newt Gingrich

Michelle Van Etten

Lynne Patton

Eric Trump

Harold Hamm

Congressman Chris Collins

Brock Mealer

Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn

Governor Mary Fallin

Darrell Scott

Lisa Shin

Governor Rick Scott

Chairman Reince Priebus

Tom Barrack

Ivanka Trump

Attorney General Pam Bondi

Jerry Falwell Jr.

Rabbi Haskel Lookstein

Chris Cox

Senator Mitch McConnell

Tiffany Trump

Governor Chris Christie

Donald J. Trump Jr.

Governor Scott Walker

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