June 2, 2013 by Bunneahmunkeah , 1 comment ,YOU BETTER MESSAGE ME SO I CAN THANK YOU!!!

This has been one of the most fun things I have done in a long time! Big thanks to the whole team at /r/secretsanta for putting this shindig together!

In other related news:

I might actually lose sleep tonight if my Secret Santa doesn't come out of hiding so I can shower them with appreciation.

Upon inspecting my package, I noticed the mailman was having a bad day. It looked like someone kicked the package. Maybe he knew I had a box of presents and was jelly. Luckily, Santa knows I'm a Dragon Slayer in a tough neighborhood and didn't waste time on dainty gifts for some little weakling!

Present numero uno is a super appropriate mockingbird pin from Game of Thrones. It's just bit bigger than the Imp himself. I'm not far enough into the series to get the reference, so I will consider this my gift from the future! So much coolness :)

On a side note, can anyone tell me why the hell it is taking so long for those dragons to do what they do best? Fly around and set shit on fire!!! I mean c'mon they're dragons.

The second gift Next out of the gates are two cans of Nestle Milo drink mix so huge I may turn out as obese as the cans themselves!!! I've never tried it, so I'm expecting something like Nesquick; but with a deeper flavor. IT'S FRIGGIN YUMMY. Seriously! Almost seven pounds of drink mix for me to chug a lug all day while blaring Knife Party in the studio; you must be trying to get in good with me. I don't do drugs; but, surely, all of my friends will suspect I am on something if while I keep drinking this liquid crank. Three tablespoons per serving; PSSSH if this were the apocalypse and I didn't know where to get more maybe!

As if eleventy billion pounds of (not purple) drank mix weren't enough, Santa went the extra mile for me. A candle only a fat girl at heart could love :) It smells just like the syrup; my childhood summers revisited. I wonder if it tas... Puts tongue on candle

I think I'll stick with the drink mix :p

Santa loves me and must know somehow that I LOVE to paint. Just as I was squeezing the last of my paints out with a pair of pliers, a full set of paints and brushes appears! Fellow painters, you know how much squeezing those damned almost-empty metal tubes hurt the fingers. This saves me a trip to the art supply store for a bit.

Santa must own a GPS and know that I live in the hood. Thumbs up for a pro-protection Santa! So I was lucky enough to get a set of Kunai throwing knives Jason Statham's character in the Expendables carries. Not one, not two but three, HUGE, super-sharp knives. Don't worry Santa. I promise not to thrown them at anyone unless it's really important :D I already learned one less about their sharpness. Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound. I'll feed it to my pet.

I've already modded the knives by removing the leather cord wrap and cobra-stitching paracord down the handle. This is going to look GREAT with my Assassin's Creed cloak I am making!!!

Santa, you deserve an extra credit for all the amazing gifts. This is my first time doing this and I honestly didn't know what to expect. I mean, it's just giving your address to a random stranger on the internet while they stalk you and buy something just for you. What could go wrong?

I will continue to regift as many people as I can afford to. This has been incredible!

Love & Peace,

Bunneah the Ham Smuggler!

Santa, my one last wish is for you to say hello so I can say a proper thank you. If this is our last interaction. I bid you a beautiful day and want you to know that you couldn't have made my week any better!