Chris Rock, March 2007:

In the latest issue of Life magazine, featuring Chris on the cover, Rock is asked, “Is this country ready for an African American president?” Rock answered, “It’s ready for a retarded president, why wouldn’t it be ready for an African American president?”

Chris Rock, February 2013:

“I am just here to support the President of the United States. The President of the United States is, y’know, our boss. But he’s also, y’know, the president and the first lady are kind of like the mom and the dad of the country. And when your dad says something, you listen. And when you don’t, it usually bites you in the ass later on.”

The President of the United States is your boss. And also your dad. Unless Chris Rock doesn’t like him, in which case he’s retarded.

I’m starting to think there’s no such thing as a liberal. There’s only an authoritarian waiting for his turn.

(Hat tip: Twitchy)