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The Lyrics:

I got Tic Tacs in my mouth, with a big dick!

But it don't matter

What He Means:

Redman is informing us that he's having some refreshing Tic Tacs and also, by the way, his penis is large.

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"They won't let me pull it out on stage, so I brought Kevin Hart for scale."

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How It Comes Off:

Or, two things are in his mouth right now: Tic Tacs and a sizable member.

There are so many different, unambiguous ways that he could have expressed this idea. "I've got Tic Tacs in my mouth, and a big dick in my pants." "I have a big dick, and I also have Tic Tacs." "I'm eating Tic Tacs. I'm also well endowed." We've personally used many of those in the past. But no, he had to go with the one phrasing that makes it sound like somebody's getting a wintergreen blowjob from the star of How High.

Andrew is the vocalist of a rap duo, the Ghost Dance Cult. If you check out their debut EP here, he promises you won't hear anything that belongs on this list.

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