It would be hard to be a pirate these days. If the French military isn’t chasing you off the coast of Africa, apparently all the artists of the world collectively hate you. I wonder if that means Johnny Depp is full of self-loathing?

↓ Transcript SCREEN: You wouldn't download a badger...FIGHT PIRACY!



RICK: I pledge my life to fighting piracy!



PIRATE: Arr, you gave it yer best shot, matey.



