Obama petitioned to deport AJ McCarron so Brent Musburger can steal his girlfriend

We the people can petition the White House for anything. Barack Obama's beer recipe, construction of the Death Star by 2016, and a nationalized Twinkie industry are all real petitions with real support.

Another blow for democracy and Brent Musburger was struck recently by citizen "Creepy M." Mr. M, or Creepy to his friends, petitioned the Obama administration for the following:

Deport A.J. McCarron so Brent Musberger can steal his girlfriend.

Imagine what AJ McCarron's face will look like when he finds out.

These are surely the unalienable rights Thomas Jefferson had in mind whilst penning the Declaration of Independence.

Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness AND Katherine Webb.

'Merica.