Some sources claim that Glenn Beck may be responsible for the rape and murder of a girl in 1990. Classic Glenn Beck style reasoning suggests that he is responsible for clearing his name of these atrocious acts. A new site “exists to probe the vicious rumour that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.”

Note: This is satire/parody, but a valid example of the fallacious reasoning Beck is known for.

Here is some of the evidence:

Why haven’t we had an official response to the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? (source)

Some say he ate her remains in a drug-filled pagan ceremony. Some say. (source)

“R” is for radical “A” is for astronaut “P” is for paper “S” is for super-douche “T” well, I don’t have that yet, but if I did, this would spell “rapist” (source)

Fox News Poll: Should Glenn Beck deny rape allegations? Vote Now! (source)

Omg I cant find a single entry/item/article ANYWHERE that says Mr. Beck is not a rapist. (source)

He has exposed himself as a guy over and over again who has a deep seeded [sic] hatred for consensual sex or the “No Means No” culture, I don’t know what it is. I’m not saying he doesn’t like consensual sex, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe a rapist. (source)

Visit: The Official Site About The Controversy (origin)

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