You know that glorious feeling you get when you stick a Q-tip in your ear? That sensory innervation is transmitted by the vagus nerve, which does a ridiculous amount of things in the body. One of which is laryngeal sensation, which causes your cough reflex. Which is why some people cough when they poke around in there. How fun! This is commonly thought to be because of its continuation with the eustachian tube. But per the usual, the vagus is the culprit.

Too much stimulation to the vagus nerve can also cause you to pass out. So watch out with this guy.

And this could happen:

Straight through the tympanic! Is deafness really worth the pleasure of Q-tip prodding?

The professionals say, “Absolutely no Q-tips probing!” I am not a professional, yet. And I don’t want to be a hypocrite, so I propose there should be a “gently” disclaimer on the box. Or the phrase, “Don’t run with Q-tips” should become just as common as the scissors warning.

Hearing is special. A special sense, orchestrated by beautiful little bones and sensitive vibrations.

Be nice to them. Clean with caution.