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Reaping The Benefits

What’s that? The book club meeting is tomorrow? But the movie isn’t out yet!

Uh, so yeah, I really liked the book. It was really great. Really. Very thrilling and, um, full of action and excitement. And stuff. Stuff involving games. Lots of games. So many games, even! Great stuff. Totally.

What did I think of the main character? I thought he was, I MEAN, SHE was really great! Awesome even. When she did that one thing that one time with that, uh, thing she has? You know what I’m talking about. So great, right? So great. ‘Cause she’s so hungry, you know. Like a hippo might be. For, um, marbles. I guess.

Favorite part? That’s… Well, that’s hard to say. You know, ‘cause there were so many good ones. I really liked the bit about the game, though. Very exciting. Especially with the marbles and the hippos and stuff. Totally rad.

Wear this shirt: to a movie.

Don’t wear this shirt: while watching a reality game show.

This shirt tells the world: “Wear it proudly. It’s a symbol of gluttonous rebellion, you know.”

We call this color: Since the Black Days

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