In honor of New Jersey Devils Retro Night, we cracked opened the yearbooks of seasons past and reviewed some of the Devils best superlatives based off of their team photos. Here are some of our favorites.

Corey Schwab

Most likely to be Keanu Reeves' stunt double in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

John MacLean

Most likely to really enjoy his last year of hair.

Steve Thomas

Most likely to forget to return his VHS tapes to Blockbuster.

Brent Ashton

Most likely to be have told you to "Cut. It. Out."

Craig Billington

Most likely to fear R.L. Stine's book series "Goosebumps."

Claude Loiselle

Most likely to have asked where his best friend "Butthead" is.

Mel Bridgman

Most likely to scoff at Adam Henrique's mustache.

Red Gendron

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Chris McAlpine

Most likely to be skeptical of this photographer, bro.