With Hiveswap on the brink of release, it is time to take action. Do you really not want Hiveswap to be played by Nicolas Cage? Of course, the answer is that HELL YES YOU DO. Nicolas Cage plays a great part in Homestuck, and it would be unimaginable if he were to remain oblivious to the great edifice that he has played a part in creating. That is why this petition is here: to make Homestuck, Hiveswap, and Nicolas Cage great again!