In an interview set to air tomorrow, Republican nominee Donald Trump made the unconscionable decision to slander the family of a fallen Muslim veteran and to denigrate the life that their son gave in the service of his country. In Trump’s mind, it somehow makes sense that a life lost defending the American people is equivalent to Trump “creating thousands of jobs.”

The utter absurdity and inanity of his statement was not lost on the denizens of Twitter, who promptly began tossing back and forth ideas of what hardships that silver-spoon fed Donald Trump has endured and what heart-wrenching sacrifices that the billionaire tycoon has made in his life.

The results are hilarious.

#TrumpSacrifices Having to make room for all those endangered animal heads the kids bring home — Herman (@Lastmangoinfla) July 30, 2016

#TrumpSacrifices Had to outsource “wife” position to foreign models since most of the time domestic ones wouldn’t date him. — (Democratic Nominee) (@HalloweenBlogs) July 30, 2016

Once tried to remember that one thing that was actually true #trumpsacrfices — Emily Willingham (@ejwillingham) July 30, 2016

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Once survived an entire weekend at Mar-a-Lago with just one can of hairspray. #TrumpSacrifices — Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) July 30, 2016

Once had to take on a second job in PR just to make ends meet. #TrumpSacrifices pic.twitter.com/2s7C8dU84m — The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) July 30, 2016

#TrumpSacrifices Didn’t name all of his kids “Donald.” — Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) July 30, 2016

#TrumpSacrifices Has to wait for horses to die before harvesting their hair for his comb over. — jasoncherkis (@jasoncherkis) July 30, 2016

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Sometimes, he has to buy gloves that are child-sized so they fit his tiny baby hands. pic.twitter.com/V7gEvpaZ3K — Steve Marmel (@Marmel) July 30, 2016

#TrumpSacrifices Donates used wives to the poor — Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) July 30, 2016

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Had to settle for green and not gold houseplants. #TrumpSacrifices pic.twitter.com/8RRflTGswa — Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) July 30, 2016

Instead of spending money on cosmetic surgery for his tiny T-Rex hands, he paid for Melania’s speech-writing class. #TrumpSacrifices — Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) July 30, 2016