Before we play "Would You Rather," tell me: how did you first get involved with the Klondike campaign?

Joel McHale: They found me on a park bench — it was, like, my 700th Klondike bar in a row — and they decided to take pity on me and give them to me for free, thank god.

I take it you're not lactose intolerant.

JM: I am not lactose intolerant. I feel bad for lactose-intolerant people because I am VERY tolerant.

Well, I actually am lactose intolerant, and let me tell you: It sucks.

JM: I can't even imagine what that would be like. Just know that I am upholding all of the lactose intake for all of you who can't.

On that note, what is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

JM: Well, it depends. I mean, I love chocolate if it's alone, but I like vanilla when it's covered in chocolate.