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00:00 - 00:03 Mein Fuhrer Prime Day is a huge letdown

00:04 - 00:05 Amazon is selling random crap

00:05 - 00:07 Its more like a god damn garage sale

00:08 - 00:12 On top of that everything is a damn lightning sale

00:12 - 00:15 Im having trouble finding anything worth buying

00:17 - 00:19 Don't worry

00:19 - 00:21 They said there would be more deals than Black Friday

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 They...

00:31 - 00:33 They didnt say they would be better deals

00:34 - 00:36 We saved our money for no reason

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who has a prime trial account get out of my sight

01:13 - 01:15 What the fuck!

01:15 - 01:17 What kind of sale is this?

01:18 - 01:23 Its a bunch of random shit!

01:25 - 01:28 fucking kids toys

01:29 - 01:31 why would I need a subscription for kids diapers?

01:31 - 01:34 I am a grown man for christ sakes!

01:34 - 01:37 Ive been saving money for two weeks for this shit

01:37 - 01:40 Why is there nothing that I want?

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer you can save 20% on laundry detergent

01:42 - 01:46 Fuck you and your laundry detergent. I wanted a TV!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer there were some on sale!

01:48 - 01:52 Dont you think I know that? They sold out in seconds!

01:53 - 01:54 I couldnt even get on the fucking waitlist

01:56 - 01:57 Why did I bother staying up past midnight

01:57 - 02:00 refreshing the page constantly

02:00 - 02:03 only to have it sell out before I could get one

02:04 - 02:08 Then there was that chefs hat too

02:08 - 02:13 I was hoping to do my swedish chef impersonation

02:14 - 02:16 Only to have it be a fucking add on item

02:17 - 02:21 I couldnt find another $30 of shit I wanted

02:27 - 02:29 How sad is that?

02:30 - 02:34 I love Amazon prime their two day shipping is amazing

02:34 - 02:36 I was so excited for a prime members only sale

02:41 - 02:42 Whats the point of having an exclusive sale

02:43 - 02:47 When literally anyone can sign up for free?

02:48 - 02:53 The whole point was to have a sale for prime members

02:54 - 02:56 This is how they reward my loyalty?

02:56 - 02:59 Some sale on detergent and diapers

03:00 - 03:02 For this I pay $100 a year!

03:04 - 03:07 Dont worry you can still cancel your trial before they charge you

03:14 - 03:16 I didnt even buy a single thing

03:19 - 03:23 What am I going to do with the gift cards I got?

03:25 - 03:26 Maybe Ill buy a kindle paperwhite

03:31 - 03:33 I know Its not even on sale

03:40 - 03:46 I would cancel prime If I could but I cant go back to waiting a week for something to arrive

03:46 - 03:49 Prime has spoiled me...