Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Obama is playing round after round of golf and eating on the arm at la-de-da restaurants on Martha’s Vineyard as Milwaukee burns, Louisiana floods and illegal aliens hunt down and rape American women and children on mainland Massachusetts.

In Haverhill, two illegals are arraigned for the Friday night rape of a woman at Riverside Park. One was deported in 2013, returned to the U.S. through Laredo last year and was issued a notice to appear before an immigration court in May 2015, an appearance the alleged rapist did not make.

Meanwhile, Obama played his eighth round of golf in 12 days at the Vineyard Golf Club. It’s the nation’s first “organic” golf course — the initiation fee is $350,000 and annual dues are $12,000.

In Attleboro Friday night, a 42-year-old illegal from Guatemala gropes a 5-year-old American girl, is arrested, arraigned Monday (with a translator) and then stabs himself to death in a parking lot.

Obama travels for dinner to Alchemy in Edgartown, where one ounce of Royal Siberian Osetra Caviar with buckwheat blinis, creme frache and traditional accoutrements will run you $125.

In Eastman, Georgia, a cop, a father of three, is murdered in cold blood by a gunman identified as Royheem Delshawn Deeds, who is later arrested in Florida while hiding in the trunk of a car owned by his sister, Franshawn Deeds.

Obama golfs at the Farm Neck Golf Club.

A Baton Rouge newspaper calls on Obama to break off his vacation to journey to flood-ravaged Louisiana, where 13 people have drowned and at one point 11,000 had fled to shelters — some of the worst flooding since 2005, when George Bush flew over but didn’t touch down and was subsequently flailed by the mainstream media that now says absolutely nothing about Obama’s disinterest.

Obama dines at L’etoile Restaurant in Edgartown, where a “grilled, spiced-rubbed 13 oz Del Terrullo Grass-Fed Rib Eye steak” goes for $46.

Should President Obama take a break from his vacation on Martha's Vineyard to survey flood damage in Louisiana? — Boston Herald (@bostonherald) August 19, 2016

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In Kansas City, a 25-year-old illegal alien convicted felon gangbanger named Eduardo Irhneis Escobar carjacks two black women — ages 63 and 91 — at gunpoint, ordering, “Get the bleep out!”

Obama plays his ninth round of golf, and fifth at Farm Neck Golf Club, this time with Seinfeld creator Larry David and Jonathan Lavine, a managing partner at Bain Capital, which the president excoriated during the 2012 presidential campaign.

The Advocate newspaper writes: “He should pack his bags now, and pay a call on communities who need to know that in a national catastrophe, they are not alone.”

The president stops by the Beach Road restaurant, where a “wood grilled 30 oz. bone-in ribeye, grilled red and walla walla onions, marrow butter and bordelaise” will set you back $64.

On West Tisbury Road on the Vineyard, a five-time unlicensed illegal alien is cited in a three-car wreck, and the mother of a 16-year-old victim says she can’t understand why illegals can get away with driving without a license. “I just don’t get it,” she tells the island newspaper.

Obama visits the Detente, where it costs $42 to enjoy “my imagination of beautiful line-caught day-bought tuna.”

The Advocate says, “The president’s presence is already late to this crisis, but it’s better late than never.”

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times … .

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