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Section Four: Multiply Section Three By Five

Warcraft player to do up to one thing is a 20 minute process of impossible, and there are five of you. Say you're about to go up against the sinister Pandemonius and you tell the group,To any Super Mario Brother player, the proper response would be,To a Warcraft player, the proper response isIf cows playedWorld of Warcraft, there would be a pile of them dead against the electric fence."Good afternoon, Hank's Cow Store.""Yeah, goddamn it! You sold me bum cows! Aren't they supposed to move when the fence shocks them?""Absolutely. They didn't?""No! They just leaned on it, and slowly fried themselves to death!""That's very unusu- wait. They haven't been playing World of Warcraft have they? Because Warcraft cows are fucking tards."When WoW players get together in large groups, it's called a raid. Because when you have no motor, people or communication skills, the best thing to do is glue yourself to 24 identical morons. Now that you have 25 mouths screaming different curses and 50 feet running in different directions, you have a perfect simulation of every birth defect and psychological disorder known to science, and are ready for a grand adventure. Here's where it gets tricky. When you tell 25 people to go to The Caverns of Time, seven of them don't know what that is, two of them aren't playing anymore, one fell asleep in his pizza, two have to drive their kids to therapy, one tells you to shut the fuck up, four are rebooting their computers, one is getting kicked off by his parents, two are lost foreigners who thought this was the train station, one is pressing enter on the same Chuck Norris joke over and over, two of them tell everyone to go to three different places and one is your girlfriend bitching at you about how much this sucks. Ninety minutes later, when you finally get everyone there, someone will explain that no one should stand in front of the demon lord Kaz'rogal. This simple concept will take 40 minutes to convey, and repeat twice. During this part, you may want to take advantage of my "Learning with