5 Ways To Suck Dick That Piss Off The Far Left

These liberals get upset over every little thing, even sucking dick. Everyone knows that sex shouldn’t be a safe space. I am a proud, red blooded American patriot and I like to make sure everyone knows it the second my mouth is on their cock.

Here are some time tested true blue AMERICAN ways of sucking another man off that will make those libtards bust with rage in no time.

1: Flicking your tongue softly across the head

Imagine the dick hole’s the center of the political spectrum. Cross it, back-and-forth, back-and forth (favoring the right). If you’re blowing one of far left Hillary’s supporters, who REFUSE to cross the aisle, this’ll really piss ‘em off.



2: Fondling the balls (your own)

Let’s be real. None of these lefty wackos have balls. You can’t vote deep state McCain and have balls. If one of those pissbabies sees you sucking dick, fondling your own balls, they won’t be able to stand it. They hate us because we, like America, have huge balls.

3: Swallowing after

That’s right, Texas style. It’s a scientifically proven fact that all of these antifa AOC supporters fire blanks. Voting democrat lowers your testosterone. Work them until they finish, and then take that puff of dust like a champ. You’re no pussy. You’re a MAN. The only one swallowing seeds will be them. Seeds of truth. #Q



4: Spitting after

You’d think with how much they love abortion, the loony libs would love this one. WRONG. The last antifa cuck whose cock I sucked called it “littering” when I spat. Spit away, for America, warriors. Or, swallow that load (see above.) Either way works because liberals get mad at EVERYTHING. l



5: Wet and sloppily

If liberals had their way my blowjob’s would be dry as a bone to save water for California. They blame “global warming”, but you know the water is being diverted so the Hollywood liberal elite can waterboard thought criminals. Chanting “global warming is a hoax” when you’ve got em nice and deep will give your mouth the motion and the ocean.