Samuel W. Hilarious

Courtney C. my friends loved thier birthday present but the product itself was a lot smaller than i expected. The picture makes it look a lot bigger than it actually is.

Kevin C. Got this as a gift for a dear friend. As fate would have it, he was away on business when the package arrived. His wife opened it and send him a photo - he had no idea who sent it. Lots of laughs.

Lauren G. Perfect gift!

Callie J. Smaller than expected But my friend loved it so

David P. She ate it in one bite. I think I'm in love!

Katie W. Sent one to my best friend for her birthday and she thought it was hilarious!

Customer My friend said: 5/5 would eat that dick again!

Bobby E. It wasn’t as big as I thought it would be.

Customer Randomly sent my sister a dick in the mail. Hilarious and worth the money. Fast shipping and excellent customer service.

Michelle B. I sent the dick to one of my good friends who lives alone and so has been having a hard time during the shelter in place. It was a real day maker!

Justin H. It was hilarious to see his face when he opened it.

Meredith P. This was hysterical. My friend had no clue so sent it to him. I laughed for about a week both anticipating the arrival, and upon my friend pondering who sent him a chocolate dick. Great!

Tiffany S. Purchased for a friends bday. She absolutely loved it and said it tasted great!

LAUREN B. Sent it to friends. They were pissed; not knowing who sent then a chocolate dick and I loved it.

Kera W. Hilariously worth every penny. Had my brother calling everyone in his phone trying to figure out who it was. The quality was great too!

Timothy S. So I ordered a standard chocolate dick, and after completing the order, realized I'd sent it to the wrong address! Normally this would be a hassle, but just an email or two later and they had it all sorted for me. 10/10 experience.

Roxanne C. I got this for my friend’s birthday and it surprised her perfectly.

Sophie P. My brother thought it was funny. My parents did not.

Brandon B. B day gift for my lil bro!!!!

Chelsea F. I gave it to a friend who has it now in the middle of her coffee table at home

Jordan J. 100% recommend. The center liquid was a bit suspect tho #NoHomo

Travis D. She loves the coco d

Alicia D. Most hilarious and fun gift ever!

Kathryn M. Fast delivery!!

Patricia L. I sent it anonymously to a coworker. He suspected it might be me but wasn’t sure. It was great when he figured it out. He hates me now

Stacy L. I sent this to a friend who was going through some stuff and it definitely got a good laugh out of her!

Christopher D. Great Gag Gift

Annaliza S. This was this best anonymous gift I gave too my friend. It such a funny gift joke. Too friends who love humor. I will buy again! Came in the mail fast. Looks as is.

Kevin S. Sent one to a friend of mine and it was totally hilarious. He couldn't figure out who or why someone would send him something like that. I haven't laughed so much in a long time.

Harry W. Great gag gift for two of my good friends. Both had no clue who sent it and spent a week trying to figure out who did.

Stephen K. Friend loved it

Ryan C. The person that i sent it to still doesnt know who it came from. She was shocked but loved it.

James T. It was greaf

jennifer F. Sent this to a friend and she thought it was hilarious! The only tiny downside was that I thought this would be quite a bit larger than it actually is. SUPER funny and quickly delivered.

Jennifer K. Came quick, no pun intended

Mark W. The perfect gift for an old Navy buddy of mine. It arrived on time as promised. My Navy buddy lives in another state and he knew it came from me but it was still the perfect surprise for the holidays.

Willie M. I sent this to a friend as GAG gift. Get it?

Audrianna C. Great

Joseph R. Pranked my boss at work who we call "The Don" w this chocolate surprise! Left it on the seat of his truck as he gets a candy bar each morning while gassing up also... Dicksbymail.com are a very honorable company in which I will do business w for life ☠

Kacey L. Alright. I got this bad boy for my best friend because she's all depressed and shit and I knew she'd at least smile at it. I appreciate the updates on shipping because I completely forgot I had bought it for a bit. It came and she was so happy. Ridiculously veiny, great ballsack for a handhold, and she got to send her man a hilarious video of her sucking off your guys' chocolate dick. 10/10, A+, gold star's all around. Oh, she also thought the flower box was "adorable and classy".

Karrie S. I sent this to a friend. It was awesome!!!

Aly M. Very, very detailed. Thought it would've been bigger, though. If there was a measurement in the item description, I sure as hell didn't read it. You guys should do mega huge ones. Fucking. Huge.

Tim L. Fantastic!!! Best early Christmas present I’ve ever given myself!! Highly recommend to gift to that special person in your life!

Paige K. I am so happy with my purchases. I was actually sent the wrong item at first and emailed the company and within days was sent the right item!

Michaela C. Was wrapped as a birthday gift, the reaction was priceless! Was a huge (no pun intended) hit!

Jason B. I unfortunately don’t have a picture of the reaction, but I sent this to someone that really has been a massive dick head. For what I heard, his reaction was top notch! Thank you Dicks By Mail for giving me the opportunity to tell that special someone to go eat a dick.

Nicholas Y. I actually sent this to myself, so I could directly give it as Christmas gift. He didn't seem too pleased with me when he opened, but everyone else was laughing. It was a success. He wasn't all that mad after. Good fun.

Gamenutt I buy these on the regular because, the chocolate soothes my dry sockets where my teeth used to be. You cannot beat the flavor! I just wished they had options with more girth.

Kristy M. Bought it for my aunts birthday. I pranked her every year and she loves chocolate. It was great!

Jennifer S. Love it

Kaley W. Perfect gift for my friend.