Synopsis

Jack: Sleep paralysis is really the “it” thing to have in your horror movie these days huh? This looks like a pretty generic horror movie with a lot of tropes crammed into the thing. Hell, the “man” looks like an exact silhouette of Freddy sans finger-knives. But if everything is put together well, this looks like it could be pretty scary.

Jake: What is the marketing research being done telling people to keep peppering the concept of sleep paralysis into their films? There is a cornucopia of that shit all of a sudden and I have no idea why... It has yet to go well. Plus, this one seems to take that idea and just jam it into a shotgun approach of other tenuously connected elements. I imagine the meetings on this screenplay must have been something along the lines of getting hammered and throwing darts at a board with a word cloud on it. What I'm afraid of is the potential trainwreck that is this flick trying to hold its thread. Then again I'm wrong about almost every single thing, so this will probably win a few oscars.

Mark: You can’t tell me what to do, movie. You have creepy kids, intense people with shotguns and incredibly deep voices, bathing in clawfoot tubs, and the fucking boogeyman. If you can’t get me to be afraid beyond just telling me that I should be than there is much more wrong with your movie than its bossy title. That being said I am tempted to watch this thing just to have that man’s voice wash over me. Is that an effect, or does he actually sound like that?