She was so cool when I was a kid. Now...No I know what the problem was; she looked prettier as Padme.

A good Star Wars woman can't dress up, she winds up getting taken prisoner. Everyone gushes over Princess Leia's golden bikini. Ohhh-Shut up! Her drop dead outfit in that movie was her forest cameo and when the ewoks dolled her up.

I don't care for Amidala, but I'm not your girlfriend am I?