A wise man once said, “Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast.” That’s how I felt watching TexAgs devolve into lunacy last Saturday. It was so bad, you would have thought A&M lost at home to a team that went 1-11 last year in the Mountain West. OH WAIT THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT ARKANSAS DID.

As you can imagine, the meltdown wasn’t much better on Hogville.net. So let’s strap on our hazmat suits, check in and see how the Hogs (and Ags) are holding up, and set our alarm clocks way too early for a Saturday morning. LET’S RUN THE NUMBERS!

As always, thanks to the real brains behind the operation, Beware of Doug and J.P. 03.