I can't help but appreciate the originality. I can't help but be disturbed by the idea.



I admit, I have bought this as a gag gift for more than a few people. It never fails to please! And while I have yet to won't try any of the recipes, most seem to be pretty standard - with a lil semen mixed in during the last step. The author claims this is "so that the delicate flavors do not risk getting overwhelmed by the other ingredients or destroyed by the cooking process." So if you or your friends do

I can't help but appreciate the originality. I can't help but be disturbed by the idea.



I admit, I have bought this as a gag gift for more than a few people. It never fails to please! And while I have yet to won't try any of the recipes, most seem to be pretty standard - with a lil semen mixed in during the last step. The author claims this is "so that the delicate flavors do not risk getting overwhelmed by the other ingredients or destroyed by the cooking process." So if you or your friends do not wish to have semen in your food, the good news is that this can double as a regular ol' cookbook! 2-for-1!



All 25 recipes include colorful photos and "clever" names: High Protein Smoothie, Irish Coffee with Extra Creme, Slightly Saltier Caviar, Creamy Cum Crepes ...you get the idea. There is also advice on Nutrition, Flavor, Volume and Storage.



Some favorite excerpts:

Please do not add semen to your guest's food without informing them beforehand.



Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops.



The frozen semen can be mixed with syrup and shaved ice to make yummy ice cones.



Hungry yet? :)