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Interdimensional RED-Coded Contract

Hallohweeno

Rom's knuckles softly tapped against the doors, behind her was Scout and her sister shaking from excitement at the possibility of free candy. There was also Pyro who was just a few moments away from burning down the house, though neither the twins nor its teammate attempted to stop it.

After a few moments of waiting they heard a woman shout "Coming!" before opening the doors. Before she could say anything else Rom, Ram and Scout shouted "Trick or treat!"

Seeing two adorable kids in costumes sparked joy in the middle-aged woman. "Oh!" Then her eyes landed on Scout… who was still in pink kilt. The shocked woman stared at the bostonian, unsure what she should do.

"Hey! So do we get a free candy or what?" Scout asked, waving his hand in front of her face.

The woman protectively huddled the twins close to her and said "I'm calling the police."

Oh no.

Not the police.

Ram broke free from the woman's grip. "No no, it's cool! He's with us!" She said, standing in front of Scout. The woman sent him a cold, judgemental glare that Scout answered with a smug grin. Ram helped Rom break free, which broke the staring contest between Scout and the middle aged woman.

Once it was clear that Scout wasn't some pervert who got too close to the kids the woman backed off and closed the doors. They waited a moment in case she was just grabbing the treats but Scout saw her… looking at them through the window with a phone by her head.

"You know, kiddos… Maybe we should try a different house. I don't think we're getting anything here."

Ram's and Rom's shoulders slumped as they walked away, the woman's gaze never leaving Scout's back.

Pyro noticed that the group was leaving, so it left too… leaving a black smudge on the wall from its attempts at burning the house down.

They went to a different house and Ram knocked on the doors, smiling at the prospect of free treats. Scout was hoping that this time the owner won't call police and Pyro was again trying to burn something, though this house was even more fire resistant than the previous one.

The doors opened and they didn't even see the owner, just a bunch of candies flying right at them. Scout sidestepped the sugary sweets while Rom and Ram allowed themselves to be pelted by the free candy - Ram was smiling in bliss as she was being assaulted. Her first batch of free candy. The twins picked up the treats from the ground while Pyro took one near it and unwrapped it.

Instead of sugar pill it was expecting, the mercenary was met with a dark grape. Pyro gave it a sniff before crushing it with its palm… yes, those 'candies' were actually hidden fruits. Pyro tapped Rom on the shoulder and shown her this cruel prank, the candidates blinked in confusion and unwrapped the cadies they were holding.

Not a single candy was actually a candy, they were all grapes wrapped in used candy wrapper.

Now there was a fire in Lowee, and two pissed off candidates were moving away from it.

Neptune lied on the floor, staring at the creature in front of her. "Hmm…"

Crustaceous von Hattington the Third stared back, wondering if his love cheated on him with some other crab. The girl in front of him looked very similar to the one he loved, Hatty theorized that she was either a child of her mate or someone of the same race.

"What does he eat?" Neptune asked loudly.

"Baguettes!" Nepgear answered from the bathroom.

Hatty perked up at the mention of his favorite food. The Spycrab looked around, but he didn't see his lilac-haired woman carrying his tasty delicacies. He was about to walk to his mate to ask what was the deal, when suddenly Neptune gave him a piece of baguette.

"Here, Hatty!" The CPU said, dropping the offering in front of him.

Hatty stared at Neptune as if she was mad. He would not touch that thing when she already touched it with her filthy hands. He turned around and walked away huffing.

"I guess he's not hungry." Neptune shrugged and stood up, leaving the bread where it lay on the floor. The CPU of Planeptune walked up to the bathroom and put her hand on the handle.

"Alright, let's see how you look!"

"A-Ah!"

Ignoring the yelp of her sister, Neptune opened the doors and barged in. Her sister sat on a small chair, in her underwear and in the middle of applying makeup. Her legs, arms and part of her face were painted green, with black stitches drawn where her joints were. She had a black coat and pants neatly folded nearby, with screw props placed on top.

It was a FrankenGear costume.

"Still in-progress, huh?" Neptune commented, Nepgear nodded.

"Yeah… we don't have a bigger brush so it's going to take time…"

Nepgear emphasized that by dipping her miniature brush into bucket of paint, and then continuing to cover herself in green. Cautious strokes left a color similar to slate on Nepgear's skin, careful not to put even a drop on her hair or lips.

Neptune leaned back to look at the clock. "Well… we're already late, so how about I help you with that?"

"You don't need to." Nepgear said, but Neptune took another brush and sat in front of her.

"Nah, it's fine. Look here."

Using her finger Neptune turned Nepgear's face towards herself, and was met with two glowing yellow eyes staring back at her. Neptune's eyes slightly widened from surprise. "You even got contacts, wow! It looks neat!"

Nepgear smiled as her sister painted her nose. "Thanks, Neptune. You don't have a costume?"

"Well, I have something planned… but you're gonna have to wait for the next scene to see it!"

"Ah. Okay." Nepgear was about to nod in understanding, but she held her head in place.

Minutes passed while Neptune worked on painting Nepgear's face, humming a happy tune to herself. Nepgear found herself dozing off, staring blankly at her sister while her mind daydreamed about other things. Then she was violently snapped out of it as Neptune cried out in pain.

"Ow! Hey!"

"N-Neptune?!"

Neptune looked down and saw Hatty pinching her ankle, the Spycrab clicked its other claw threateningly and emitted an angry hiss when the CPU saw him. Neptune tried to pry his claw off her leg, but Hatty took this opportunity to pinch Neptune's fingers.

She barely managed to pull her fingers away, the claw grazed her skin without gripping it. Neptune stood up fearfully, looking at her hurting finger, while Nepgear took Hatty into her arms. The Spycrab immediately calmed down once he was in the Candidate's embrace.

"Hatty, don't do that. You can't just pinch people." Nepgear scolded.

"Th-That thing is aggressive. It went right for my fingers." Neptune hid in the corner.

Hatty hissed at Neptune, clicking his claws threateningly. Neptune flinched when the Spycrab looked ready to pounce at her, then Nepgear slapped his claw and like flicking a light switch Hatty's whole behavior changed. Shocked, the Spycrab looked at his mate's face. She, still covered in that ugly green pigment, frowned at him and shook her head.

"No." Nepgear told him, and Hatty's heart broke. He made his mate upset.

He could not afford to live anymore...

Now that the candidate was finished with her own costume, it was time for her sister to get changed. Neptune said it wouldn't take too long, but they were already late.

Nepgear knocked against the doors leading to the bathroom. "Neptune? Are you ready?"

Her sister opened the doors and raised a… tape recorder?

"The following presentation has been approved for mature audiences only."

Nepgear blinked in confusion. That voice came from the tape recorder and it wasn't her sister's voice.

"How do I look?" Neptune asked. Nepgear… didn't think Neptune would dress up as something like this. Most of it was normal...ish; bright blue jeans and a purple letterman's jacket. Then it went into a weird category as Nepgear's gaze kept going up until she was met with a rooster head. At first the Candidate thought that whatever affected the mercenaries got Neptune as well, but then it turned out to be just a simple rooster mask made out of rubber.

Oh, and she was covered in blood.

...A lot of blood.

"...Is that real blood?"

"Nope. I just rubbed some ketchup and tomatoes. Oh and I got these!" Neptune said and shown her a wooden baseball bat, which was also covered in 'blood', and also a tape recorder… for some reason. Neptune pressed a fast forward button before pressing play.

"This is GenSec tech support. If you have a problem with your radio, please contact us during normal business hours. Thank you."

Nepgear blinked. "...Okay?"

Neptune shrugged and tapped the tape recorder to her left thigh. "I tried to find something that I could make quickly and easily, and this was the first thing I found. The hardest part was to find a rooster mask and a tape recorder that could play things without trying to sap me."

Nepgear nodded while tapping her lip. Something about that costume seemed familiar to her. "You know… wasn't this character from that game where you murder gangsters and mafiosos?"

"Yeah! And also from that game where you and your friends rob a bank. That one had really kickass music!"

Neptune raised her hand and accidently hit the top of the door frame. Her eyes widened and she sucked some air as her finger started to hurt. Nepgear looked at her in concern. "Are you okay, Neptune?"

"Ahh… don't worry Nep Jr." The CPU tried to shake off the pain, it helped a little. "Let's just go to the party, we have free sweets to grab!"

…

Neptune took three steps and her tape recorder fell to the ground. "Shoot!" She grabbed it and checked if it's damaged. The tape roll went loose and Neptune reinserted it before pressing play. No sound came out of the recorder.

"Oh no."

She checked if there was anything else wrong with it, and then pressed play again. Like before she was met with the sound of silence.

"No."

She pressed the rewind button and then played it. Yet again, the recorder didn't work.

"...Please no."

Sighing in defeat, the CPU put the recorder on the table and left the room. As she was leaving she saw Hatty jumping off the edge of the cardboard box. The CPU had no idea what he was doing and she decided to leave him alone, or else he'll pinch her fingers again.

IF stood in the room, her eyes closed and her mind focused.

The heat she felt was unbearable. Her clothes were drenched in sweat, and if she were to open her eyes she would see visible steam coming out of her. Her body begged for salvation and the cold Loweean air, but IF simply raised the temperature.

While the others were enjoying free candy and Halloween parties, IF asked Mina for another training session. The Oracle of Lowee supervised IF's efforts from the corner of an empty room - with its walls built to resist flames.

This time IF was attempting the Flame Awakening while wearing her entire outfit. This was already a huge step in mastering this technique, once she gets a grasp on that they could move onto cutting the time necessary to transform and train with her new powers.

IF already knew the drill, become one with the heat to survive the raging inferno. While the sweaty clothes helped to cool her a little, the Guild agent felt thrice as bad as when she was trying to do this naked, her sweat was boiling right on her skin. It wouldn't hurt if Mina turned on the AC.

Mina observed IF as she struggled to remain conscious. The Oracle briefly wondered if she should call Medic here to keep her alive, but unfortunately the doctor was currently busy ressurrecting civilians. IF's torso was swaying and her legs shuddered, with each small movement the brunette looked as if she would fall to the floor and lose consciousness.

But she never did. IF raised the temperature further and now she felt like she would really pass out from the heat. It's fine, keep going she said to herself and raised the temperature further. She felt like her body was caught on fire, but the Guild agent didn't stop. The fact that her goal was so close filled IF with determination.

Mina's eyes snapped to IF's shoulder and she saw her jacket start to smolder, shortly after the room was filled with the smell of burnt fabric. The Oracle prepared a spell to stop IF if necessary but she didn't do anything yet, as shortly after IF raised her fire resistance which stopped the smoldering.

Now surrounded by piercing cold air, the Guild agent cupped her hands and summoned a flame. It was a wimpy ball made out of fire, but it did its job in keeping her warm. Then IF's body was engulfed in light, similar to CPU's HDD, and IF's hair and clothing color changed.

Her hair became blonde while her jacket turned red, as if she taken a liking to the mercenaries' colors. IF's mouth turned into a satisfied smile before she opened her eyes, two red irises looking at Mina.

"Did it work?" IF asked before looking down at herself. Her eyes widened at her sudden change in the attire. "Wow, it did work!"

"Good job IF. You've successful-"

IF's pants suddenly caught on fire, making Mina stop in her tracks. The Guild agent had a shocked, but blissful expression on her face as the flames ate away her outfit, revealing the skin underneath. Mina dumped water at the… now-blonde, which killed the flames and the transformation.

"S-So c-c-co~ld." IF hugged herself, drenched in water and cold to the bone.

Mina sighed at the growing puddle underneath IF. As quickly as she learned this skill, she'll need more sessions before it could be even considered battle-worthy. A quick glance at her outfit said that they'll need to get her new clothes as well, as Mina wouldn't call this jacket a 'wearable clothing' anymore. It's too burnt.

Flame Awakening does burn everything it touches.

"We should look into making you a new outfit, one that could handle the heat better." Mina said.

"Y-Y-Yeah." IF stammered as she quickly returned her resistances to their original values. The now-brunette sighed in bliss as she felt warm again. "Much better now."

Mina scanned over IF's lying form. Her jacket's sleeve was completely burnt, the tank top looked melted and the shorts stuck to her legs in an uncomfortable manner. Needless to say her entire outfit was ruined but IF didn't notice it yet.

"...Perhaps we should stop right here. Your clothes are already destroyed and they won't survive another try."

"Huh?"

IF blinked and then looked at herself.

The string of curses coming from her was loud, long and Mina was glad neither Ram nor Rom were in the Basilicom at that moment.

It was deep in the night when Neptune and Nepgear came back to Lowee. The Planeptunian CPUs left Lowee's Basilicom and entered the city proper, their costumes attracting passing glances but not much more than that.

The air was surprisingly warm, but the snow was still there. Either the weather today was really lucky, or Lowee's magic can somehow make the snow not melt under the heat… it was most likely the latter.

As Neptune and Nepgear walked the streets they heard music coming out of several houses, signalling that Halloween parties have already been started. The music didn't fit the atmosphere, but who in a party would care about that?

Neptune turned her head towards her sister. "So, my great Nep Jr., where do we begin?"

Nepgear tapped her chin as she thought. "Hmm… I think we should try to find Rom and Ram, they should still be going for sweets."

"Then full speed ahead!" Neptune pointed her 'blood'-stained bat at the horizon and ran… only to slip and fall.

"Are you alright, Neptune?" Nepgear said.

Neptune bounced to her feet, her expression hidden by the rooster mask. "Yeah. Let's just walk forward until we find them." The CPU said as she started carefully walking forward… only to slip again.

"Woa-hah!" Neptune planted both of her feet firmly on the ground, preventing her from falling again. The CPU looked down and found out that the whole road was covered in ice, very slick ice. Some kids were sliding on it.

"Careful, Nep Jr. The floor's frozen." Neptune warned.

After carefully making their way through the iced road, both girls allowed themselves to get lost in the city. Nepgear had her N-Gear out, using it to chat with Rom via text messages.

Me: Rom, where are you? Me and Neptune are already in lowee

Rom: We already went with scout and pyro

Me: Oh. Can we meet somewhere?

Rom: I'll ask ram

Rom: Go to the main square.

Me: Ok

Rom: Do you know where it is?

Me: Ye, i think so.

Rom: Okay we're going there

Rom: Some meanie gave us fruits instead of candy…

Me: oof

Rom: f

Nepgear released a small chuckle as she closed her N-Gear and pocketed it. "Rom said we'll meet at the main square." Nepgear said.

"Then let's go."

Main square wasn't that far, just a 10 minute walk and the Planeptunian CPUs were at the place where Merasmus summoned the Killachines. Neptune found a bench and sat there with her little sister, waiting for the others to arrive.

Besides them there were also a few people and monsters at the square, some of them were performing so Neptune and Nepgear had some entertainment to kill some time.

There were two magicians next to a statue and between them were holographic dolls fighting each other. One was red haired and armed with a purple sword, and the other had brown hair and a pair of gunblades. The doll with a sword chased after its opponent, while he kept its distance and avoided strikes coming at him.

A crowd has gathered to watch the show, but Neptune and Nepgear still had a decent view on the fight. Some woman sat by them but both CPUs ignored her as she didn't say anything. Time flew by and the light show ended with a tie - the brown haired doll kicked its opponent into a puddle of water, but the red-haired one grabbed it and they both fell.

Neptune tipped them 40 Credits for their performance.

Nepgear tapped her sister on the shoulder "Hey, Neptune. Isn't that...?" She pointed her finger and Neptune's gaze followed it. She saw Rom, Ram, Scout and Pyro just entering the main square, Ram's face a paradoxical mix of anger and happiness.

"Hey! Ram! Rom! Over here!" Neptune called out, her arm waving. Ram and Pyro waved her back and walked towards them.

"Hey Neptune, Nepgear. You finally got your costumes on, huh." Ram said.

"We had some problems. Hatty suddenly got aggressive and started attacking Neptune." Nepgear responded.

"Huh? Why?" Ram said as she sat next to Nepgear, placing her bag next to herself.

"Are you alright?" Rom asked.

"Yup. I'm 100% healthy!" Neptune said.

"I don't know." Nepgear sighed. "Neptune was helping me with my costume, and then Hatty pinched Neptune's ankle."

"Weird." Ram commented. "Eh, whatever. Wanna go trick-and-treating with us? We already got tons of candies, watch!"

Ram turned around to show Nepgear her bag full of sweets, but the bag wasn't there. She looked around and even under the bench, but the bag wasn't there. "Huh? Hey Rom, where is my bag?"

"Huh?" Nepgear hummed.

"Huh? You had it, Ram." Rom answered.

"Yeah and I put it there, but now it's gone!" Ram stood up and carefully searched around the bench… without any luck.

Neptune squinted. "So your bag suddenly disappeared, huh." The woman that sat next to them was also gone, which meant she must've taken her bag. "Well, there was some woman sitting here but she's gone too. Anyone wanna guess that she stole your candy?"

"Oh come on!" Cried Ram. "Seriously! Who does that?! C'mon Neptune, help me get my bag back!"

Pyro grabbed its Fire Axe. Ram grabbed its head and pushed it down.

"No." Deadpanned the Candidate. "Blanc doesn't want that, one house is enough."

Blanc opened her eyes and wished she hadn't, blinding light assaulted her and the CPU of Lowee snapped her eyes shut. She wanted to fall asleep again, but that fucker who's blinding her won't let her do that. Blanc turned around and threw covers over her head.

She felt like shit… there wasn't any need for details here, she just felt like shit. Now Blanc was happy that Mina gave her a day off, as she could rest in her bed until she gets better.

With that thought residing in her mind Blanc snuggled herself on the bed and fell asleep, trying to ignore the pounding headache she had.

Wait… a bed? Covers?

Blanc slowly opened her eyes.

She was… fortunately on her own bed, and in her own bedroom. Glad that she didn't fall asleep anywhere else, the CPU closed her eyes once more.

"Hey Blanc!"

Loudly as a bomb, the doors slammed open and an excited Ram and Rom barged in. The pink-clad twin carried a big bag of sweets and dumped it on her bed. "Look how much stuff Neptune gave us!"

"Damnit Ram, not so loud…" Blanc protested, covering her ears.

"Are you okay, Blanc?" Rom asked.

"No. I feel like… crap and my head hurts."

"But Mina gave you something here, why didn't you take it?"

At Ram's words, the big sister opened her eyes once more. On the drawer next to her bed was a glass of water, some pills and a note reading 'Swallow these once you wake up ~Mina'. Blanc stared at the note, feeling glad that she chosen her as her Oracle.

"I didn't see them." Blanc said as she took the pills and swallowed them, before emptying the whole glass. It didn't made her feel better… yet, but at least she had something to drink.

"Better?" Rom asked. Blanc nodded.

"Yeah. So what did you want to show me?"

"Neptune gave us the leftovers she had from yesterday! Look how much good stuff is in there!" Ram exclaimed and showed her the bag of sweets. Blanc noticed that these were all sweets that Nepgear and Neptune bought in preparation for the halloween, a little less than half was left in the bag Ram was carrying.

"I wonder how much money she spent on this." Blanc commented. None of these were cheap brands, Neptune had to spend a good fortune on getting this many of them.

Ram shoved both of her hands in her bag, and took out an enormous amount of sweets. "These are yours." Then she dumped them on the drawer next to her bed. A few batons and chocolate bars fell onto the floor, but Ram quickly picked them up.

"You don't need to." Blanc frowned.

"But you didn't get any sweets yesterday! All you did was drink with Heavy and Demo, and then you said some embarrassing things, and also you whispered something to Heavy when he carried you."

Dread seeped deep within Blanc. On one hand she wanted to know what embarrassing stuff she did while being drunk, on the other she wanted to forget all of that and hope that she didn't do anything too drastic.

Then Rom, acting so innocently, asked a question Blanc.

"Are you and Heavy in love?"

Right here and then Blanc vowed to never drink again.

Also what the fuck?!

"W-What?! Where did that one come from?"

"You said a few things Mina wouldn't allow us to repeat." Ram said.

"N-No! I-I was drunk!" Blanc sighed. "Look girls, when people are drunk they act stupid, I was drunk so I acted stupid. Don't listen to drunk me, okay? Forget all of that happened."

"Why were you drunk?"

"I… met an old acquaintance while looking for the Mercs, and it happened."

Blanc perked up and patted her dress, looking for her wallet. She found it and peered inside… what she found shocked her as she had more money than before she started drinking. How the hell had she achieved that?

More money meant selling goods… or services.

Disturbing thoughts flooded Blanc's mind, mental images of all kinds of embarrassing things she could've done when drunk. Now she was serious about never touching any alcohol, if she's that kind of person when drunk then she'll never get drunk again.

"Rom, Ram." Blanc began. "What else was I doing? Can you tell me?"

"Hmm…" The twins took a moment to think. "Well… we only seen you getting carried by Heavy, so you'll have to ask him."

Yes, if she really wanted to know then the most obvious thing would be to ask Heavy, Demo or Crow. Blanc was starting to feel a bit better after taking the pills and she didn't think she'd get any more rest with those thoughts running through her mind.

"I see. I'm feeling better, so I'm gonna look for him. Don't cause trouble." Blanc said.

"Can we go with you?" Rom asked.

"...Don't you wanna spend more time with Nepgear, Neptune and your bag of sweets?"

"Nope! We wanna hang out with you, Blanc." Ram said before pouting. "You missed the Halloween, like entirely! You missed Pyro trying to burn down a house because the owner tried to trick us."

Blanc, slowly, turned towards Ram and grabbed her shoulders. The CPU of Lowee stared right into her sister's eyes as she slowly said.

"Ram. You burned down a house, here in Lowee?"

"Pyro did it!" Ram quickly said, growing nervous. "We took out the fire, right Rom?"

Rom didn't expect her twin to put her on the spot, so when Blanc turned her head towards her the timid girl almost shook her head to tell the truth, before realizing what she was about to do and nodded rapidly. "Mhm!"

To her luck Blanc bought that and left her room, stomping her feet and almost slamming the doors closed. Rom shuffled towards her sister and whispered.

"Will we be in trouble?"

"Nah, fire already stopped and everything's been fixed. I think we're in the clear."

"Pyro!? Where the hell are you?!"

Both twins jumped at Blanc's voice. Ram realized that while they might be scot free, she just sold out one of her friends. Ram gave her twin a strained smile.

"Well… good thing they can respawn, huh?"

Rom's face went pale at the implication.

The first person she ran into was Heavy, asking why she was being so loud.

"Why shout?"

Blanc saw him and her perked up. "Oh Heavy, good." She said in a calmer and quieter voice. Although it still held a purposeful tone in it. "I already got lots of stuff to do so I'll make this quick: what the hell did I do last night and why did I wake up with more cash than I had?"

"You bought drink, spilled it on your friend, then you bought few more and got drunk. You tried to jump on the counter, but slipped and fell and hit your head."

Blanc winced at Heavy's explanation, but urged him to keep going.

"From the floor you bought everyone a round, and then 5 more before you passed out. Some people gave you money to pay you back."

"So nothing weird happened? I didn't try to sell something or do something weird?" Blanc asked.

Heavy shook his head and Blanc released a sigh of relief. She didn't actually do anything crazy, just buy everyone a drink… or five.

"So I bought everyone 6 rounds?" Blanc asked, amazed at herself.

"Yes, you said to put it on Basilicom's tab."

"Great…" Blanc groaned, already imagining Mina's lecture when she finds out about it. "Alright, thank you. This is a weight off my shoulders… now excuse me, I need to squash a certain firebug."

"I don't know where Pyro is." Heavy said but Blanc was already walking away from him, shouting.

"I see! Thanks!"

The CPU swiftly traversed through the hallways and found the room where they kept Engineer's teleporter. She would've gone through there to the Ginger House if something didn't catch her attention. Blanc walked backwards for several steps and stopped by the window and peered through it.

What she saw was a gigantic orange at the horizon, so big that it could be mistaken for a mountain. It had a pair of googly eyes that were staring down at Lowee.

Just mere sight of him here caused Blanc to just give up.

"Who the hell summoned the Harmless Orange?!" Blanc yelled at no one in particular. The eldritch abomination was doing... nothing right now, which made her wary but also glad. Maybe a qualified worker was already in progress of appeasing the monster and it was working. But why it was here?

"Oooh… MERASMUS!"

She took one day off, and there was more shit to do.

Interdimensional RED-Coded Contract

Hallohweeno

How do you like my self-insert?

In this chapter I gave myself a challenge. Write this one in such a way that the entire thing can be described with just 'oh no.' It's even in the title.

Hall-oh-wee-no.

Oh no.

I had no idea where to go with it. My next plans are for after Leanbox arc, but I felt that the plot moves a bit too fast so here's some more 'free time' chapters. The next chapter will be about Leanbox again.

Responses:

YORCHspartan117 - I think you misunderstood. The XCOM / Touhou project will be just XCOM and Touhou crossover. Stardust and XCOM: RWBY Within are names of fanfics that inspired me to do it. (I also recommend them if you're looking for some XCOM fics.)

Also please remind me when and where I said anything about Nepgear wearing the Burning Team Captains for the ending. Because when I wrote that scene, I meant this unusual to be just some running gag without any plot significance.

Doom King of Latveria - Glad I made you laugh, here's some more (hopefully) funny scenes to keep you entertained.

- Harmless Orange