Welcome to the Chronicles of George. This web site is a collection of helpdesk tickets from the support database of my first IT job, written by a person whom I will call George.

George is, quite simply, the worst helpdesk technician ever.

His grasp on the written word is shakier than a canoe full of epileptics. His knowledge of computers is thinner than a Vegas dancer's chiffon underpants. He is, by all standards of intelligence, a rock.

Presented herein are some of the most mangled, garbled, and just plain screwed up help desk tickets ever seen by human eyes. Click here to get started.