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Hitler finds out the state of Georgia is reopening most businesses this week.

00:00 - 00:03 All the major states are under a shelter in place

00:04 - 00:05 Coronavirus infections are starting

00:05 - 00:07 to plateau or decrease here

00:08 - 00:12 here

00:12 - 00:15 and here.

00:17 - 00:19 So if we just stay sheltered, the virus...

00:19 - 00:21 ...will be gone by the Summer ALTA season

00:24 - 00:26 My fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Governor Kemp...

00:31 - 00:33 Governor Kemp is re-opening Georgia this Friday

00:34 - 00:36 Haircuts, bowling, even tattoo places.

00:53 - 00:58 If your Zoom background is a beach, cartoon, or mansion, please leave.

01:13 - 01:15 Is there a radio contest for the first person...

01:15 - 01:17 to get a tattoo of a bulldog in facemask?!!!

01:18 - 01:23 How much could Stars and Strikes possibly have donated to the Kemp campaign?!

01:25 - 01:28 Do those fat ass bowlers already own ventilators?

01:29 - 01:31 Didn't that state learn their fucking lesson...

01:31 - 01:34 ABOUT PARTYING AT HALF TIME!!

01:34 - 01:37 At least that cow-tipping Governor

01:37 - 01:40 isn't opening restaurants!

01:40 - 01:42 In-restaurant dining is coming Monday

01:42 - 01:46 RESTAURANTS?! How's that even possible?

01:46 - 01:48 If groups stay under 10 people, six feet apart

01:48 - 01:52 Have you been in a Waffle House?!

01:53 - 01:54 They practically cook on your lap.

01:56 - 01:57 You realize strangers have trouble...

01:57 - 02:00 ...NOT talking to you in that state.

02:00 - 02:03 They'll be breathing down each others mouths...and for what?

02:04 - 02:08 To talk about tailgating and football.

02:08 - 02:13 You realize they ALL went to the same two colleges right?

02:14 - 02:16 By some miracle if they have nothing in common...

02:17 - 02:21 They'll just talk about the fucking pollen

02:27 - 02:29 Granted the pollen is bad there.

02:30 - 02:34 But they act like every year is worse than the last.

02:34 - 02:36 The same trees were in your yard last year.

02:41 - 02:42 Can't they find something else to do?

02:43 - 02:47 The WIZometer is a "10" like 200 days out of the year

02:48 - 02:53 I would kill for a 75 degree walk right now.

02:54 - 02:56 Maybe this makes perfect sense

02:56 - 02:59 Half of them have never left the state anyway

03:00 - 03:02 And if they do, they go to the 2nd dumbest state.

03:04 - 03:07 He might not be talking about Florida.

03:14 - 03:16 Disney World will never reopen now.

03:19 - 03:23 Its a 9 hour drive from Atlanta.

03:25 - 03:26 8 hrs if you haul ass.

03:31 - 03:33 I had Fast Passes booked for July

03:40 - 03:46 I was going to fly the Millennium Falcon like Han Solo and Chewy.

03:46 - 03:49 And if it was as good as everyone says....