Last Thursday, a communist group from Florida State University called Students for a Democratic Society spit on, stomped on, and burned a Confederate Battle Flag at the Florida State Capitol on the 150th anniversary of Appomattox. The group was protesting a Klan group that had distributed literature in Tallahassee.

As soon as we heard about this, the Florida League of the South started to privately discuss what our response should be. We knew that SDS was going to be holding their next event, a rally in support of the leftist regime in Venezuela, at the Florida State Capitol this weekend. After talking it over, we decided that we would show up in Tallahassee, confront SDS, tell the communists to get out of Florida, and then spit on, stomp on, and burn the Soviet flag in front of them. That’s exactly what we did this afternoon.

A crowd of about 30 spoiled brats, communists, and trannies chanted for a while, shouted some unimaginative slogans, and gave a few speeches about the tyranny of “cisgender heteronormative privilege” while 13 or us starred them down in bemusement while holding “Reds Out of Florida Signs” and two flags, the Florida State Flag and the Bonnie Blue Flag. We unfurled the Soviet flag, laid it out before them, and took turns spitting on it, stomping on it, and standing on it underneath our boots.

Standing there, it felt like a puff of wind would knock half of them over. It was clear throughout the event who had the upper hand. The organizer, Zachary Schultz, appears to be a homosexual. The jeans he was wearing made him look like a 14-year-old boy. Fittingly, an Indian trannie wearing a dress and bright red lipstick while carrying a purse spoke to the ABC 27 evening news as their representative. We also spoke to ABC 27, but we presented a different face and were delighted with the contrast.

As the event was winding down, I engaged in dialogue several people in their crowd. There was was one guy who was there with a friend to support free speech. He told me that he didn’t agree with a lot of the things that SDS was saying. Several people on their side denied being communists and believed they were protesting the Klan. I also spoke to the trannie who calls himself “Erica” who was at their previous event.

For whatever reason, “Erica” felt it necessary to inform me that she is a woman. This sparked a heated conversation. I calmly explained to “Erica” that he is genetically speaking, in fact, still a man because there is a Y chromosome in every cell of his body. I explained that surgery and hormones are not going to change his genetics. I explained to him the genetics of people who are born “intersex” and how that does not apply to his case. Finally, I compared his predicament to a person who suffers from the delusion that they are Elvis, Julius Caesar, or Napoleon Bonaparte.

Several people in the crowd because visually agitated by this analogy and retorted, “even if you are right, what are we to do about it?” Again, I explained how I could dress up like Napoleon Bonaparte and start telling people that I am the Emperor Napoleon, but that it still wouldn’t be true. In much the same way, there is nothing that “Erica” can do but come to terms with the fact he was born a man. In all situations, we should tell the truth and accept reality as it exists.

After leaving the grounds of the Florida State Capitol, we ate lunch at a local steakhouse and burned the remains of the Soviet flag. Then we sang a chorus of “Bonnie Blue Flag” and went our separate ways. It was a good day.

Note: We came prepared to burn the Soviet flag at the Florida State Capitol, but the Capitol Police asked us not to.

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