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Washington DC — Israeli government is to significantly enlarge the settlement in the West Bank to include New Jersey, a Pro-settlement group Israeli right-wing organization said on Tuesday.

The plan, formulated by Israeli Construction and Housing Ministry officials, is to take over New Jersey and push out all of its residents to neighboring states like Pennsylvania. Tents and refugee camps are already set up in Philadelphia preparing for the influx of refugees from New Jersey.

New Jersey residents were outraged but they were quickly dismissed as crazy terrorist freaks who were too selfish and didn’t want to share their homes with Jewish immigrants from Argentina.

According to the report, at least 15,000 housing units have already been approved. The Capitol Hill is already occupied and is not providing sufficient room for German Jewish immigrants.

The plan has gained support from Benjamin Netanyahu of the Likud party who promised that a Likud government would not build new settlements in Gaza, but would allow take over in the US. “It is in our holy book,” said Netanyahu, “it said that God opened the sea, that could have been the Atlantic Ocean so that we could take over America.”

The settlement expansion will include a war in New Egypt area, and some military invasions in Lebanon State Forest. The Jews in Berlin- New Jersey – are already preparing to leave their rentals and land free homes in southern parts of Lebanon State Forest. Anyone objecting to this plan will be rounded up in Moores Mill with no food or water, and they would wish they were in Gaza.

Fort DIX Military Reservation is to provide all the accurate military support to bomb schools, hospitals, and kill children by mistake; and the Obama administration is expected to bend over for Israel like all of its predecessors.

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