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Hitler Reacts To The Samoan Prime Ministers response to Gavin Hubbard outcompeting women at weightlifting.

Hitler Reacts To The Samoan Prime Minister

00:00 - 00:03 We've nearly completely captured the left

00:04 - 00:05 Preferred pronouns are now hip

00:05 - 00:07 Where once they were merely

00:08 - 00:12 an awkward politiness reserved for transexuals

00:12 - 00:15 they are now considered mandatory

00:17 - 00:19 It's Stockholm Syndrome.

00:19 - 00:21 Wokesters are using them on all their twitter bios

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 They've..

00:31 - 00:33 They've terfed Samoa

00:34 - 00:36 It was Gavin. They just aren't having it.

00:53 - 00:58 Every man not secretly wearing something pink and frilly from Victoria's Secrets leave the room.

01:13 - 01:15 How could this be happening?

01:15 - 01:17 The competitors were pacifican women of colour

01:18 - 01:23 subject to a process of colonisation for over 200 years.

01:25 - 01:28 Why are they not checking their goddam privilege?

01:29 - 01:31 Yes sure Gav, whoops I mean Laurel

01:31 - 01:34 Sure Laurel is white and the son of a millionaire,

01:34 - 01:37 Sure his natural testerone levels through puberty

01:37 - 01:40 fueled non-reversible male-specific muscle mass

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer in Samoa they know who is female

01:42 - 01:46 Silence! he's a lady! You hear me? A Lady!

01:46 - 01:48 Have you seen him though? Hes fucking huge!

01:48 - 01:52 If I dont hear you mindlessly saying "stunning and brave"

01:53 - 01:54 I'll have your body dumped at the bottom of the Spree.

01:56 - 01:57 It's all his fault.

01:57 - 02:00 The Prime minister of Samoa, Dr Malielegaoi

02:00 - 02:03 If he had kept his mouth shout then the world would

02:04 - 02:08 still be swallowing our talking points about "indigenous genders"

02:08 - 02:13 I mean, only god knows how people believed that guff for so long anyway.

02:14 - 02:16 And Daniel Leo!

02:17 - 02:21 It's like all of Samoa has seen through our ploy!

02:27 - 02:29 All I wanted...I just wanted

02:30 - 02:34 a white man to win in a sport against those brown ladies.

02:34 - 02:36 And I wanted to see the absolute circus

02:41 - 02:42 of seeing white lefty hipsters

02:43 - 02:47 claiming to be oh-so anti-colonial, I wanted to see them

02:48 - 02:53 supporting the huge white dude, I mean lady win against the women.

02:54 - 02:56 But I don't get to enjoy the win.

02:56 - 02:59 You fools failed to ship enough bearded wokebros into Samoa!

03:00 - 03:02 WHERE WERE THE BEARDS???

03:04 - 03:07 Don't cry. We still have Yaniv.

03:14 - 03:16 There's only one way to move forward.

03:19 - 03:23 We'll have to ship in a division of our finest crack post-structuralists.

03:25 - 03:26 Education is the answer

03:31 - 03:33 We'll have to show them any resistance

03:40 - 03:46 to our white dudes taking medals from brown women

03:46 - 03:49 is antifeminist colonialism.