If we had President Jeb Bush or President Marco Rubio right now, there would be ample partisan squabbling and quite possibly a minor scandal or two. But I feel confident we wouldn't have "pee tape" trending on Twitter. We wouldn't have a special counsel closing in on the president or a series of salacious stories about questionable payoffs for past affairs. We wouldn't have the home and office of the president's personal attorney being raided by the FBI.