Just one of the many important questions posed by this handy Twitter account for working dads (Picture: Twitter/Getty)

For so long now, men have struggled to have it all.

While women are constantly being bombarded with helpful, and sometimes completely free, advice about how to have a successful career, how to be the perfect mum, AND have awesome eyebrows all at the same time, men have been left floundering.

Thank god, then, for this new Twitter account which shows men how they, too, can have it all.

As well as giving essential tips for career husbands, the account isn’t afraid to address the big questions.


TODAY'S DEBATE: Are your eyelashes ruining your career? — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015

It’s fine to have opinions. As long as they’re not too, y’know, opinionated.

Personally, I think YES, men SHOULD be encouraged to have their own opinions, as long as they are nice with it. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015

Flax seeds are great for drawing out insecurities.

1 almond. 3 broccolis. 2 yoghurts. 4 flaxseeds. Mix together and apply to face to draw out insecurities. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015

But can they?

TODAY'S QUESTION: Can curvy dads ever be TRULY happy? — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 16, 2015

Don’t be afraid to take some ‘me time’.

ALL MEN! Don't be afraid to enjoy your OWN body. Light a scented candle, pop on some silky underpants & dim the lights. 'Me time'. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 15, 2015

Need some easy tips on dealing with overwhelming guilt?

Busy working dad? Beat guilt by using PH balanced products on your intimate penis area, upping your eyebrow game & cutting out fun. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 15, 2015

Top tip: accentuate your wisdom teeth to help distract from those ‘problem’ areas.

MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like e.g. wisdom teeth, to draw attention away from problem areas e.g. intimate odour — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 15, 2015

‘Real’ men tell their inspirational stories.

Working husband? How do you juggle kids, housework & skincare? Issac, age 32, "I don't sleep". What an inspiration. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 14, 2015

So brave.

"I didn't want to appear too pushy" Keith, age 52 on not applying for the job of his dreams. Inspirational. — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 14, 2015

But, don’t worry, you too can learn to juggle housework, life, good looks, PH balance and a job.

Welcome to all my new followers. I offer sanity-saving tips for the super busy dad, juggling housework, life, good looks, PH balance & job — manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) October 15, 2015

The hilarious parody account was set up by the genius behind the Super Busy Dad Tumblr, a popular blog that debates whether men can have children and a successful career, while offering simple body confidence tips and helpful advice like what your face shape says about your parenting skills.



And on behalf of frazzled dads with a PH inbalance everywhere – and, of course, working mums who actually have to listen to this sh*t for real – we just want to say thank you.

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