Today the 2 year old child of Pastafarians George and Tammy Clarke was killed during the ritual that seems it was taken straight from a medieval torture book.

Their way of baptizing a child is to put them in a pot of water then wait for it to boil which they then tip the water out into the sink keeping the baby in the pot holding a fork underneath catching it and all the while chanting “that’s a spicy meat-a-ball”

“It’s not all bad news” George said “Now that our child’s died we can send her body to that guy who makes drones out of dead animals, it’ll be so fun”

George and Tammy seem to be unaware that they will be going to jail for a long time.