So apparently somebody spent the time to write up a resumÃ© for Harry Potter to become an auror, because, get this -- when it comes to Harry Potter, there are very few things people won't spend the time to do. These are also the same people that won't bother brushing their teeth or putting on deodorant before a date. Read: MY kind of people. Sniff each other's pits?

Harry Potter's ResumÃ© To Join The Aurors [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Martin, who wrote his resumÃ© in the style of a death threat and got the police called. Pfft, what were doing applying to such a lame-ass company in the first place?