Onions Rings make me want to drink Vanilla Milk Shakes.

Vanilla Milk Shakes make me want to eat Cheeseburgers.

Cheeseburgers make me want to eat French Fries.

French Fries make me want to drink a Coke.

Lord have mercy. What have I gotten myself into?

Have you ever made onion rings before?

Nothing but trouble.

I coated these in barbecue and hot sauce then drowned the whole mix in buttermilk.

Do you have one of these fry thermometers?

Don’t think they’re only for fancy kitchen cooking. This piece of metal is the key to french fries, doughnuts and onion rings… and it’s fourteen bucks.

Do this.

Fried.

If you’re wondering if you should feel guilty about this… not just yet.

But now?

Dipped in a barbecue sour cream dip with chives… yes. Feel guilty. I do.

Ps. This is a picture of a kitten on a bed.

More specifically it’s a picture of my kitten on my bed.

Yes, I’m showing off. The kitten. Not the bed.

Pps. Call your Dad. I have to call mine… you should call yours too.