APRIL 20th, 1985 Winston Smith wakes up in his comfy king bed in his cool luxury apartment! Another beautiful day in Oceania!

"Alexa make me breakfast" yawns sleepy Winston. "Siri, open my stocks app portfolio."

Awesome robot helper Alexa serves up some delicious Victory Coffee with scrumptious chocolate cake. I guess War is Piece (of cake!)

Winston flips on the Telescreen to hear the latest. The war with Eurasia is going great! Go team! What an excellent morning.

On the next channel plays the sequel to the movie "Big" with Tom Hanks. Now this time Tom's brother got big by the Zoltar machine! Big brother ! Heyo! Winston Smith elevators down and hops into to his DOPE MCLAREN. "Aw yeah now let let's take this baby for a ride..!" And Winston does a sick flipping burnout in the parking lot and races off to work. At the Ministry of Ministries. This is where Party Members think of cool new ministries to develop. Cool job! Cool Winston! The DOPE MCLAREN car screeches halts in the parking lot.

"GoMo Winston!" hollers a young male colleague.

"Huh what!!?"

"It's the latest Newspeak! Means "Good Morning"! 33% less syllables!"

"Oh wow that's great! Gomo!"

"Gomo!" says colleague and he winks at Winston.

Winston winks back because the guy is kind of a cutie but just in a platonic way you know. No gomo! Now Winston Smith arrives in the Ministry building. Just in time for the Two Minute Hate. Winston sits down as the lights go out and the video on the big Telescreen starts. Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... Winston's blood's boiling already. So much hate.

"Hey Leonard, have you seen my D20?" wails State Enemy #1 Sheldon.

Everybody boos when terrible Sheldon appears! Boooo!

"The D20 was actually in my pocket Bazinga "

The room goes APOPLECTIC. Winston THROWS his chair. absolute rage pure hatred this is the WORST Now WinSmith (33% less syllables get with it) sits in his sweet corner office. What a dope office! Glass walls, but frosted glass, cause ain't nobody gotta see you click on that online ad of scantily clad anime girl of questionable age. Not because you're interested in any of that of course, just wanna see what it's about just to make fun of it bro, I'm just having a laugh here so get off my case already? Oh and just so you know she's a vampire born in 1874 meaning she's 110 years old but only stuck in a 11 year old body. So I guess that goes to show how much you know bro. If anything you're the weirdo for even thinking about it like that bro so like how about you fuck the back off bro?! plus one of them nice office chairs that don't squeak when you lean back. Cool!

Now Winston opens his eyes.. huh what huh?

Wake up in dingy room? Dirty mattress, small cracked telescreen, no cool Alexa robot? dope mclaren is NOPE mclaren? It was all just a dream...? What a bummer to live in such oppressive dystopia instead. No cake?? Victory Coffee don't even taste good!? More like War is Piece (of shit) breakfast! Now Winston opens his eyes.. huh what HUH ?

Wake up in cool corner office in nice chair! Mclaren parked outside! Tasty coffee! The dream was a dream! Go team! Cool Big Brother!