This Video Game Lets You Shoot Dildos At Donald Trump’s Face

For the past 30 minutes I’ve been playing a video game that lets you shoot dildos at Donald Trump’s head.

That’s what the game is called: ‘shoot dildos at donald trump’s head’.

I do not condone shooting dildos at Donald Trump’s head. Unless it’s in a video game, in which case… go on then!

This game is very rudimentary. You shoot dildos from a disembodied gun covered in love hearts. You try your very best to hit Donald Trump in the head. If you hit him hard enough, he will spout a catchphrase, talk shit about Obamacare and continue on his way.

I’ve been getting very adept at hitting Donald Trump in the head with a dildo from very far away.

The reason for this game’s existence is simple: it’s an attempt at reducing the anxiety the developer has at the real possibility of Donald Trump becoming President of the United States.

thanks for playing! this is a game i decided to make to deal with my feelings of anxiety and horror at the prospect of donald trump coming into power in our country.



i know others are in need of the same relief, so i’m hoping it lightens everyone’s spirits 🙂



it’s not really a game you can win, and there’s no ending. just have fun shooting donald trump in the face with dildos and when you’re done share it with your friends.



enjoy

Yes. Thank you. I had a lot fun.



You can download and play the game here.