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NOTICE: Hey Freaks! We're fuckin' back!!! So here's the deal. I'm Headywon and I did NOT start this group. All credit goes to BlueMelon. Somehow I became owner of the group at an unknown period in time, and this is the first time I've logged into Steam in months. I recently heard Tim mention the group on an episode (which I can't find right now) and I decided to go see what was happening, only to find out I fuckin' owned it. After writing this I'm giving ownership back to BlueMelon so that he can take over.



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What is DV?: Long Story Short \/



Introduction and Bizarre Audio





Intro Clips



A typical episode of Distorted View will open with a selection of audio which will play uninterrupted by Henson's live commentary. This audio is very often a Great Moments introduction. Introduced with Henson's prerecorded "Distorted View Daily...proudly presents," followed by the clip's context, this intro is usually humorous audio of, for example, a bizarre or ludicrous situation or someone's ignorance or overreaction. Other possibilities include Fictional Sponsors (including Grandma Jigaboo's Old Negro-Style Waffle Batter, a parody of Aunt Jemima; or the unfortunate Levenge Group legal firm), or a bizarre/satirical song.





Bizarre Audio



After Henson's initial greeting, recitation of what news stories will be covered in the show, and the playing of the show's theme song, there is a block of time before said news stories' coverage during which Henson plays a variety of different featured strange clips. There is a veritable pantheon of different semi-regular segments and common themes which Henson touches upon.





Voicemails and Outro



At the end of each show, Tim plays some voicemails from the voicemail line. Commenting on most of them, or just giving a train wreck sound clip if they make no sense, are cut off, or just suck. After that, Tim says his goodbyes and plays some music to end the show.



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