Currently we are in the process of recruiting.

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For every dollar you donate, 1 new chicken can be added to our ranks.

Your donation helps to provide the proper training and gear that may, one day, help save the life of a chicken in the pursuit of our world domination.



We'd like to say your donation is tax deductible,

but considering that our goal is to take over the country world galaxy UNIVERSE....

unfortunately, Uncle Sam has denied IRS deductions on donations to our humble, yet worthy cause