Jeremy isn't known for his cooking. Reason being that cooking doesn't involve a hammer. Or explosions. Well, it does if you leave the gas on but let's not venture further into that subject.

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay meets Clarkson and his family to help him put on a Sunday banquet. But before the cooking begins, the ingredients must be found! And what does Gordon have in mind? The king of the crustaceans - lobster! That means Clarkson's going fishing!

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With some juicy looking lobster back at home in the kitchen, Gordon runs Jeremy through the dos and don'ts of how to cook them. This turns out to be a challenge - this is Clarkson we're talking about - as Gordon asks him to separate the yolk from the egg whites to make aioli. I don't know what it is either but it certainly looks the part!

Although after watching Jeremy sink his taste buds into the custard looking concoction, I may change my mind about recreating that in my kitchen.

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Soon it comes to the point of shelling the cooked lobsters and removing the, as Gordon so politely calls it, 's**t sack'. Jeremy stares at it with a look of disgust exclaiming he's never taken it out. He looks at the camera in shock saying "I've eaten that so many times!". He says:

"Jeremy Clarkson is full of s**t. Yes he is, I am full of s**t!"

The video ends with the family sitting round a table.

"It's not stressful at all," Clarkson says as he looks to the camera, "there's no element of stress because you haven't got Katya in your family!"