You might be a ridiculously talented transfer from the Texas Longhorns. Perhaps you are a Rivals 4-star receiver coming out of high school. You might even be an essential piece to a Red Wolves offense that is tasked with improving upon an undefeated conference season.

So what?

On an regular old Wednesday, Arkansas State Red Wolves wideout Kendall Sanders decided to post this interestingly framed footage of who we can only assume is Sanders juking out a bevy of hopeless defenders.

To which Coach Blake Anderson replied:

@kendallsanders_ what Jr High cb was covering you KS ??? — Blake Anderson (@CHbanderson) April 27, 2016

That's cold, Coach.

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