Walmart costumes for those helpless and inept feminists who only look at Adult Stores for Halloween costumes.

Yeah some of these are pricey, but there’s a lot of decent fabric on these.

Just because there’s a market out for sexy costumes, doesn’t mean you can’t find decent costumes. If you don’t want to wear women’s, x, y, and z then get a men’s. and if you don’t want to order online because you can’t try it on, use flash. this is a costume. You can’t try them on. At least in most stores you can’t. this is why God made tape measurers.

And if you feel that’s oppressive to you, then you are a privileged piece of shit and everyone on tumblr with brain will see that.