You are stuck at Grandma’s house.

Grandma has stepped out to “run some errands.” It suddenly occurs to you that you are alive and will be able to make your own choices someday. You feel the immediate need to establish a list of life goals. After looking everywhere for a pen, you find one in the crap drawer:

Your list of life goals is done in about 30 minutes, thanks to your Pilot G-2 pen: