ChunderBoy Profile Joined August 2011 2945 Posts Last Edited: 2015-10-28 01:46:53 #77367 So we start a game which was postponed since 2 weeks ago.

This match already had 5 different reschedules. #goodstuff

Anyway we all join the lobby nice and dandy we start game 1 on Lux server.

After the picks my teammates got a bad server for lux and cancel has been having bad lux/stockholm ping for 2-3days.

So we pause the game and ask for remake. Wait 10min for admin to show nothing happens, then admin remakes the game.

This is where the juicy stuff start.

So KP want to play on Austria because you know Eastern Europe closest to both Russia and Romania than lux/stockholm

CIS-Rejects are against this they say the have 400+ ping on Austria.

KP tell admins to test the pings for 2min atleast you know to see if its a good enough server FOR BOTH TEAMS.

Admin is confused

Russians are even more confused.

Now they said they have 400+ ping right?

This is when it dawns on me that they think Austria = Australia.

So now I'm busy here with my google maps in the background (just bcoz im curious to know the actual distance)

trying to educate everyone on geography.

"Austria is not Australia" I say... noone cares

CIS-R are still insisting on lux or stockholm coz Austria 400+ ping

"Austria is closer to Russia than LUX" I say ... again noone says anything

anyway after trying to explain to everyone where Austria lies on the world map (its a bit more than 2kkm from moscow by car btw)

and after 40minutes of admin not making any decision and just kinda idling with a few sentences every now and then about lux/stockholm/austria arguement

and after a billion other lines of bantering

I say something

"you're autists"

now i didnt specify the target of that flame because ambigious flames tend to be better (but it was the admin(s)) believe me.

I mean cant the admin just man up and make his own decision instead of making me wait 40minutes in a lobby with people that dont know geography. Its very frustrating to try to help (geography lessons) and get ignored.

so i add

"im sorry for your mothers"

you know thats just like extra spice for the first flame

and cis-rejects took thsi the wrong way thinking i flamed their mothers???

i mean if anything that is a compliment to their mothers bcoz

that shows how much someones mother is willing to put up with them if they have extra chromosomes

ALSO it wasnt even directed at CIS-Rejects anyway it just was ambigious flame in the open actually passively directed at the admins for making me wait 40minutes....

now CIS-rejects flip their shit ( i guess people have never been flamed online) even tho i didnt mean to insult them

now if i cant teach these people where austria is

im sure i cant clear up this misunderstanding so i just said nothing coz why bother they cant eeven speak english.



edit: also after digging around on the interwebz

on vk.com cis-rejects said they were trying to put server on australia

holy shit man. this is absurd

feel free to link my statement to reddit or w.e idc

also cis rejects kept mentioning how rules are on lux server and i mean they are playing with 3 or maybe even 4 standins and maximum u are allowed is 2 standins how am i getting rulebooked here

more edit:i even gave them my heartfelt apology after 2-3 lobby remakes in case they got it the wrong way

and they were still too spastic about the situation and didnt accept my apology

more edit: also i dont even care what server it is im used to 250pings anyway, the server was for cancel

more edit: for clarification the arguement wasnt about choosing the server to play the game on, it was about TESTING pings on austria first then deciding. but everyone refused to test pings for 2min "mmr is a social construct" - tumblr