Moffat: What are you doing?

Gatiss(running around rearranging the lamps of his living room): Everyone hated tfp. Everyone.

Moffat: I know, im sorry, but we’ll figure it out, the next season will be better!

Gatiss(attaching his phone to a selfie stick): We don’t have to fix it! They already did (waves hand at open laptop), the tin hatters!

Moffat: ….what?

Gatiss: We don’t have time for silly questions. Just read it.

Moffat(skimming over the basic ideas quickly): Well, its completely mad, but I suppose we’ve done mad before.

Gatniss: It’s not maddness, its fucking brilliant. Now, call Ben and Martin, I have a camera ready (waving the selfie stick triumphantly), the lighting is perfect, we can still get some footage to the BBC by tomorrow morning and look like we planned on this. HURRY, steven!