CZAR: I accidentally replied to all of campus with an embarrassing email. Can you go into every email account and delete the email?

TROLL: Sure, let me do that here on my invisible iPhone!



CZAR: There's no such thing as an invisible iPhone. You;re mocking me!

TROLL: They're brand new. But I managed to get you one and left it on your desk.



CZAR: Maybe the custodians knocked it off...



