I'm not singing in this one, so you don't have to be scared to press play. Thanks to Francisco Rangel and Scott Small for help on the lyrics. Thanks to Max DeGroot of TheFump.com for recording the song, and Rob Balder of TheFump.com for his help. Song as MP3 file. Lyrics: First was the wood one

And then there was

Lisa and the Mac

And please don't underestimate the iPod

Apple Computers



We rake in the cash as best we can

We think we're doing pretty well, 'til good ol' Steve-o is dead

But there's no sense selling all your company stake

Until Steve is choking on a piece of cheesecake

To your broker you run, and you get the deals done

Then you'll find out that Steve's still alive



You're not reinvesting

You are controlled by fear right now

After you read his obituary

But it was retracted

But not really quick enough by far

As you read it hurt, because he was a hero to you

Now the stocks are dropping, yes, they're on the decline

There's no need to worry because everything's fine

But I'm glad you got burned

Think of all the cash we earned, because I know that Steve's still alive



Please Steve don't leave me

Now who would we turn to if you did?

Who could ever possibly replace you?

Maybe Steve Ballmer

That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance

Anyway this iPhone's great, and there's just so many apps

Look at you downloading all these songs from iTunes

Now you're really glad you didn't buy a brown Zune

I'll be having lots of fun, making money by the ton

For the master who is still alive



And believe me that he's still alive

He's wearing turtlenecks and still alive

He's thinking different and he's still alive

While you're buying he'll be still alive

And when you're broke he will be still alive

Still alive

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