I do like watching normal sports, but I agree. I can't stand eSports.

Something like LPs (like the Game Grumps) are fine because I'm primarily watching them for the players' personalities, but the personalities of 99% of all these "eAthletes" (yuck) are either some grandstanding diva loudmouth who desperately needs a knuckle sandwich or six, or someone utterly silent and dull. And I don't much care about watching their gameplay, regardless of how "high level" it is. I've watched eSports matches. Quite a few top ones, too.

It's @#$!ing boring. You ever watched comp Melee? You see one match of two Fox players spazzing incomprehensibly around on one of the five allowed stages, you've seen them all.