For several years, some jagoff has been going to every Pittsburgh Pirates game and yelling "woooooo!" all night. It started in the late innings only, but has since spread to the entire freaking game. It has made Bucs games impossible to watch without muting our TVs (and then we miss out on the wisdom of Bob Walk) and has even spread to other teams' parks, making our fans the redheaded stepchildren of Major League Baseball.

At some point, decorum must win out. Just like the cameras won't show it if a fan strips naked and runs across the field (and he gets ejected from the game and banned from ever coming back), we need to make an example of this asshole. The Woos have to stop, and anyone caught carrying it on must be banned from ever setting foot in a ballpark until three generations of Roses are in Cooperstown.