Well this was a VERY wonderful surprise. So here I am, making plans to go out for karaoke (because it's awesome okay!?!) and I get there before the rest of the group (Like usual). But alas! A wild redditor appears! Finally I don't look so depressing, sitting in a pub, drinking by myself.

So as the conversation goes on, we start talking about reddit gift exchange.

WHAT IS THIS!?! MY MATCH IS SITTING RIGHT ACROSS FROM ME? SWEET BABY JESUS!

Yes you read that correct! My match was from the same city as I. Let me tell you this. It's exciting getting your reddit gift in the mail, but it's a TOTALLY different feel when you have one HANDED to you by your match. It's like if Liam Neeson kicked you in the face while Mark Whalburg played the bagpipes on a mountain of bacon.

So I didn't know what to do with myself. Do I laugh? Do I cry? Do I open the box with the force of a thousand small electric rodents? YES! All of that!

So I open the package. I am greeted with a most wonderful drawing on the box "Happy Arbitrary Day+" it says. I shed a single tear at the sheer beauty of this art.

I open the box. There are more wrapped items. I see a smaller one, I make that my prey first.

I pick it up and analyze the package. I need to do this in the quickest and most professional manner. So I rip off the paper like a madhatter. Alas! What is this I see? Two Cubans! Two Smokey Cuban Cigars! WOWZA! The beauty! The scents! What my gifter must have gone through to get these into my hands. Oh wait, Cuban cigars aren't illegal in Canada.... WELL HECK YES! I'm so happy for these.

Oh my, in my excitement I almost forgot about item number two. This one is a little larger. What could it be? Again, I try and find the best way to open the wrapping. I tear it with my mouth, like a baby lion ripping the flesh of it's first kill.... Actually I used my hands. ANYWAYS! WHAT IS THIS I SEE? A Star Wars Cookbook? STAR WARS COOKIE CUTTERS!?! MATHIMATICAL!

After opening my gift, we took part in the most glorious karaoke night ever! (I have video proof of my gifter singing, but I won't embarrass her and post it)

Wow! My gifter did their homework! Creeping my profile like a boss! I can't wait to have a herf and eat some yoda head cookies!

I have to say, out of all the gift exchanges I've done, This one gave me the most excitement. It's not often that you get a hand delivered gift!

THANK YOU!!