(n.) A well-known Competitive Team Fortress 2 player. Dubbed "The Pipe Jesus" by the 6v6 Community, he's pretty much accepted as the best Demoman in the world. He utterly destroys pretty much all of ESEA's Invite-Level Demos , and can even out-damage ETF2L's Premier Division Demos (save maybe Numlocked).(v.) When you try to cum on a girl and she attempts to dodge you, only for you to adjust the angle of your dick (compensating for both the speed and arc of your cum-stream while you do) and hit her right between the eyes. Note: has to be right between the eyes. Anything less is called a "Platinum."