Of course we’d never heard of this golfer Ryan Palmer before yesterday’s Zurich Open. And then the guy took off his golf hat. Here we figured this guy had a sweet tan over his entire head. How exactly does he go about his life with a two-toned melon? Wear a hat at all times?

In MLB news, the Baltimore Orioles can lead the A.L. East through April with a win tonight against the Yankees and a Rays loss in Seattle. Enjoy it while you can, O’s fan. Let’s get rolling!