WALSH

Transfers:

Wollschied out for Shaw



Vardy out for Donkey (Giroud)



GK - Foster goes again - hopefully he outscores Jakupofuck. TBD

DEF - In defense, new boy Luke Shaw is runout alongside his fullback teammate from another mother Valencia. I’m holding faith with Stones. City have to keep clean sometime…right? West Ham are injured as fuck….hopefully it’s time.

MID - I’m running out the same quartet that I have done for the opening two gameweeks. Redmond, Tadic, Hazard, and Gaston. Need a crooked scoreline at St. Mary’s against Moyes’ merry band of dickfucks.

FWD - Front line is Kun © + Ibra standard. New man Le Donq (OLIVIER GIROUD) gets the call. Already regretting not getting in Bookaku, but, praying to baby jesus, Chinese lucky numbers, Allah, Moses, Kwanzaa candles that Le Donq gets the start for the Arse.

That’s it. Simple as. Excited to see Capoue’s huge weekend stuck first on the bench again. Cheers lads.

ALON

Transfers:

Vardy out for Costa



GK - Foster.

DEF - The heavy hitters go again… Terry, Valencia, Stones… Top teams gotta come good w/ the cleans eventually. 2/3 home games feels good… But if my defense comes up disastrous dickfucks again then I will be worried.

MID - Like Walsh, running out the same quartet as usual in Hazard, Redmond, Gerry D, and Gaston. HUGE question marks over Gerry and I’m worried as fuck. Maybe it’s why I’m up at 3am right now, maybe not. Anyway based on Koeman’s comments and the cup lineup I have a feeling Gerry still may keep his spot albeit for potentially just one more game, and to me getting to save a free transfer for after the Intl break seems really good. Dicks crossed………

FWD - Typical Aguerovic (captain Kun) and then the savage beast who is Diego Costa joins my squad. First decision I made is that I wanted to stick with the heavy forward line (ie. NOT go with Rondon or Negredo and stick with 9+ big guns). Once I made that decision it was between Lukaku and Diego. I went Diego because the short term fixtures are equal, I think he’s a little bit better and on a better team, and he’s in form. Is form real? Duno. But I’m not sold that Rom will hit the ground running, and maybe Costa won’t get a card every game and just stay red hot? Not sure, hope so though.