Onion Salary

You take it, you see it.. and you cry.





Bitch Salary

Doesn't help you in anything, from her you only suffer, but you can't live without her.





Diet Salary

Makes you eat less and less.





Atheist Salary

You don't believe in her existence.





Magic Salary

You make few moves and abracadabra.. salary is gone.





Storm Salary

You don't know when she's coming and how long it will stay.





Menstrual Salary

It comes ones in the month, and last for 5 days.





Premature ejaculation salary

Few minutes after you got the salary, the salary is finished.