At The Chivery we’ve made it a mission to become the backbone of your wardrobe. You’ve got enough dressy shit for work and for impressing a date. But we both know you don’t have enough comfortable t-shirts. What the fuck do you do when you finally get some down time and all your favorite shirts are dirty? You definitely don’t want to be wasting all your time doing laundry.

The Chivery is here to make sure you’re prepared for anything; for a day of chill, a night out with friends, a booty call, or the inevitable day when NASA calls on you to save the fucking planet. We’ve designed our collections so there’s a funny t shirt for every occasion.

Especially for those occasions when there is absolutely nothing going on and you just want to look amazing.

Quality Shirts and Gear for Distinguished Chivers

We take pride in our collection of funny t shirts for women and a range of cool t shirts for men but make no mistake we’re not just trying to get up on your body. (Technically we’re a brand and brands can’t do the sex.)

We do want to be the first choice for covering your naked bits, but we’ve got more to offer. We’re not a one trick pony.

Within the Chivery you’ll find a collection of the coolest art, boss-ass drink and barware, and plenty of gift ideas for that special someone. You can even troll the bargain basement to get what you love on sale. We see you coupon-clippers. We got you.

Come and Suit up Chive Nation – Your Gear is Waiting

You can buy funny t shirts online everywhere, from sites with thousands of variations and copycat t shirt designs. That ain’t The Chive. We take pride in having a smaller selection of carefully curated, completely unique cool shit. And that cool shit has an impact.

Think of every cool encounter where you saw a Chiver in the wild, living it up with a beer shirt, a KCCO sticker fixed to their ride, or sporting one of our signature ‘Chive On’ shirts. Every time two Chivers connected in this manner, it’s because of The Chivery.

So, suit up, Chiver. Get your gear on, go forth, and be awesome.