And then, on arriving in Milan as the new manager of Inter MIlan, Jose Mourinho told an interviewer: 'Even Jesus isn’t loved by everybody.’ In fairness, he was responding to the observation that the difference between God and Mourinho is that God doesn’t think He’s Mourinho. But in every good joke lies a kernel of truth, and encapsulated in this vaudevillian exchange are the two qualities that make the Portuguese pretty boy as hard on the ear as he is easy on the eye.