So, I received a small package from a cuff links website. I was wondering what SS might have caught me saying that would lead to sending cuff links. Then I opened it up, and pulled out a .50bmg round!

What the ?.. What? I go to look over the inventory sheet: .50 cal Machine Gun Bullet Pen. Wait, pen? I look back to the bullet and see that it is in fact a ball point pen.

Sir, I think you win.