Dear Princess Celestia and Princess Luna,



I wanted to send you this friendly little to inform you of your imminent demises. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to destroy.



That's right.



I'm going to DESTROY the Fear Turkey!



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Sincerely,



King Sombra