Lydia: ILL KILL YOU BITCH!!!

Dragonborn: CALM DOWN! , JUST CALM DOWN!!! "tries to hold off Lydia with his shield"

Lydia: Calm down?! CALM DOWN?!!?! THERE IS A FILTHY MONSTER IN OUR HOME!!! WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS RUN A STAKE THROUGH HER HEART!!!

Serana: uhhh.... If this isn't the best time for me to be introduced to your family, I am perfectly happy living at Fort Dawnguard....

Lydia: SHUT UP BITCH! NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU!!





Kid: Dad...Why do you keep bringing strange people in our home? You know how mom gets.....