http://kfor.com/2017/07/28/security-guard-accused-of-stealing-100k-on-first-day-of-new-job/

Commentary by Justin Igger

A security guard at a New Jersey company allegedly stole $100,000 in cash on his first day alone on the job, according to NJ.com. Larry Brooks, 19, who had been employed at Garda Security for just one day, was arrested and charged with theft after company officials noticed the money was missing. The alleged theft was captured on surveillance video. Security officials recovered over $85,900 from a vehicle before they contacted police. It remains unclear what happened to the rest of the stolen money. Brooks was charged with second-degree theft and was arraigned before being released on his own recognizance.

You can’t hire a 19-year-old nigga and put 100 Gs in front of him on the first day. That’s entrapment. Any mufucka woulda stole that shit. He need to get him one of the NAACP lawyers. They don’t play. He’ll get that ole bullshit charge dropped in a heartbeat if they take his case. Might even sue they ass and get a settlement.

If it was me, I’d say the bossman called me the “n word” why we was in the bafroom. Then I’d say if it hadn’t been for slavery I wouldn’t had stole that money in the first damn place. Them charges get dropped fo show then. Baleee dat.

I know if you put 100 Gs in front of me, I’d be gone. I don’t give a fuck what nobody say. I wouldn’t even waited till lunchtime to clock out. I just leave right off the bat. Took that money and went straight to the mall. Got some big ass diamond earrings. At least three new pair of Jordans. A big ass box of them grape flavored cigars. And I’d even get my main baby mamma one a them knockoff Gucci purses them Asians be selling by the food court. They be at the flea market on the weekends, too. Knowmsayin.

And you already know I’d put some 24s on my gramamma Cadillac. She be letting me drive her car all the time when she don’t be at Church. I tell errybody it’s mine though. That mufucka clean too. Canary yellow with cold ass AC and a fifth wheel on the trunk.

Soon as I put them tires on it I’d go straight to Mexico. Get my whole grill done. You can get an all gold grill in Mexico for half price. Some people say them Meskins be using fake gold, but my homeboy Stanky got his shit done down there and it look shiny as a mufucka. His breaf be stankin like a bucket of assholes though. I ain’t bullshittin. That’s why we call that nigga Stanky. Mufucka breaf stank. Fo real.