Today we looked at the alleged secret sex life of John Travolta, causing many of you commenters to make silly jokes and be generally ribald. Luckily one commenter took this matter deeply seriously. Observe their grave words.

From bellinibubbles:

I like big dicks and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a man walks in with a deep dark taste

And a huge thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up tough

Cuz you notice that dick was stuffed

Deep in the jeans he's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get wit ya

Don't take my picture

My 'tologists tried to warn me

But that dick you got

Make Me so horny

Ooh, pump of those men

You say you wanna get in my benz

Well use me use me and tell me how you loved my movie