There is two stories up in Treyarch's Zombies mode. Da Aether Story introduced n' featured up in Call of Duty: Ghetto at War, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Call of Duty: Black Ops Pt II, Call of Duty: Black Ops Pt III n' Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 n' tha Chaos Story introduced up in Black Ops 4. Da Treyarch Zombies Timeline can be used ta view exactly when tha eventz of tha Aether Rap occurred. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Please note dat tha rap is ever-changin based on shiznit introduced up in each freshly smoked up map.

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Aether Story Edit

In tha beginning, there were only tha Aether n' Keepers fo' realz. Among dem was two beings whoz ass would lata be known by nuff names. One would be known as Doctor Monty, tha other as tha Shadowman. In time, tha Keepers crafted tha Summonin Key, a thang dat allows dem ta manipulate tha Aether n' shiznit yo. Holdin juice over realitizzle itself, they used it ta create Agartha. Da Keepers lata mastered tha mobilitizzle ta travel between dimensions.

At some point, nuff muthafuckin Keepers, among which tha Shadowman, fuckin started fuckin wit wit tha Dark Aether, a juice beneath creation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Dark Aether corrupted n' corroded they souls, n' tha corrupted Keepers became known as tha Apothicons.

Da Apothicons pimped tha Aether Pyramid, a thang capable of absolute juice n' shiznit fo' realz. A schizzle formed between dem n' tha Keepers untainted by tha Dark Aether n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soon after, a war broke up between Apothicons n' uncorrupted Keepers. Facin defeat, tha Apothicons hid tha Aether Pyramid on a moon within one of tha newly discovered dimensions fo' realz. Afta banishin tha Apothicons ta tha Dark Aether, tha remainin Keepers took on tha mantle of Guardians. Trapped up in tha Dark Aether, tha Apothicons contorted n' evolved over eons tha fuck into twisted creatures dat now bear lil resemblizzle ta they Keeper brethren. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They desired, above all else, ta return ta Agartha.

By September 5 CE, tha Apothicons, knowin tha Ghetto has a gateway ta Agartha, busted meteors containin Element 115 ta tha hood up in different dimensions across space n' time They believe humanitizzle will one dizzle use Element 115 ta wage war among theyselves, openin a rift dat will allow tha Apothicons ta escape tha Dark Aether.

Da Great War Edit

On January 15th, 1292, tha Great Battle between humanitizzle n' tha Apothicons fuckin started across dimensions. Durin tha war, Sir Pablo Marinus was saved from tha clutchez of a Margwa by four heroes known as Primis. Da Wolf Mackdaddy n' his crazy-ass pimps also took part up in tha war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. On December 31st, 1299, afta mo' than seven muthafuckin yearz of war, Primis defeated tha Apothicons together wit tha Keepers n' humanity, brangin tha Great Battle ta a end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Before they seemingly disappeared from history, Primis instructed tha Wolf Mackdaddy ta begin buildin his castle dat would lata be known as Der Eisendrache.

Yo, nuff muthafuckin muthafuckin years later, honorin tha Wolf Mackdaddyz dyin request, his fuckin loyal servant Arthur scattered n' buried his bones up in tha groundz of Der Eisendrache, accompanied by tha Mackdaddyz Wolf fo' realz. Arthur was then teleported by temporal rifts ta Resolution 1295 up in 2025 Angola.

Ultimis Story Edit

In 1885, a funky-ass blacksmith named Jebediah Brown was livin up in a minin hood called Purgatory Point up in tha Oldskool West. Da mine contained big-ass amountz of Element 115 which started ta affect playas whoz ass went down there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. One of tha miners turned tha fuck into a zombie n' beat down Jebediahz mother, cappin' her n' shit. Wantin ta find lyrics, Jebediah went down up in tha mine where da ruffneck dropped five minutes without realizin dat shit. Later, on April 19th, Jebediah had a vision up in his chill. Two angels axed his ass ta build a machine, a Pack-a-Punch Machine which became a success up in tha town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. On June 30th, Jebediah had another vision; tha two angels axed his ass ta create a Agarthan Device. Da Agarthan Device has three components: tha blood of a elder god found all up in tha bottom of tha ocean, a Elemenstrual Shard pimped by forgin four human souls ta a rock of Element 115 n' a metallic Vrill vessel. Jeb manages ta craft tha vessel yo, but has no meanz of obtainin tha blood or tha souls.

Afta craftin tha Vril Vessel, Jebediah upgraded it wit tha Pack-a-Punch fo' realz. As a result of this, n' the fracturin of tha Ghetto afta Ultimis helped Maxis launch rockets from the Moon up in 2025, a temporal rift was pimped, transportin tha entire town, includin Jebediah, ta a underground cavern up in Angola fo' realz. Afterwards, zombies fuckin started ta overrun tha now buried town, cappin' any of itz remainin inhabitants as well as Jebediah.

On June 30th, 1908, a meteor containin Element 115 crashed near tha Stony Tunguska River up in Siberia. Over tha next decades, mo' depositz of Element 115 was discovered up in Germany, Japan, tha United Hoodz of Tha Ghetto n' on tha Moon.

In 1931, afta a big-ass deposit of Element 115 was found up in Breslau, Doctor Ludvig Maxis formed Group 935 as a internationistic German-led research crew, becomin its head scientist. Da Der Riese facilitizzle was established at Breslau fo'sho. Maxis sought ta use tha newly discovered element ta improve tha human condizzle by pimpin advanced technologies yo. Dude invited Doctor Edward Richtofen, whoz ass would lata be known as Ultimis Richtofen, ta join Group 935, Richtofen agreed secretly actin on behalf of tha Illuminatiz interests.

By 1939, Maxis n' Ultimis Richtofen started hustlin on tha straight-up original gangsta teleportation experiments wit a Matta Transference Prototype. Da experiments was unsuccessful naaahhmean, biatch? Da subjects was teleported yo, but they chemical composizzle was altered, leavin dem catatonic n' chizzled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Ultimis Richtofen also fuckin started tha pimpment of tha Wunderwaffe DG-2. In tha same year, Maxis turned ta tha Reichstag n' tha Nazi Jam fo' additionizzle funding. They agreed ta tha request, expressin interest up in Group 935’s weapons research, teleportation technology, n' tha reanimated undead subject ta help tha Axis win tha war.[1]

Ultimis Richtofen n' Doctor Schuster continued hustlin on teleportation n' successfully teleported a walnut durin Test Trial 151. Da result, however, failed ta impress Maxis whoz ass revealed ta Ultimis Richtofen dat Group 935 would be soon funded by Nazi Germany. Ultimis Richtofen worried dis would lead ta mass defections yo. Dude decided ta continue tha experiments wit Schusta behind Maxis' back.

In early 1940, Ultimis Richtofen n' Schusta conducted tha straight-up original gangsta human teleportation test. Ultimis Richtofen was so Kool & Tha Gang up in its success dat he volunteered his dirty ass yo. Dude was teleported ta tha Moon where he encountered tha Aether Pyramid, callin it MPD. While inspectin tha device, Ultimis Richtofen was electrocuted n' fuckin started hearin nuff voicez of corruption, includin tha Shadowman. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude was then teleported ta Shangri-La up in tha Himalayas where da thug was worshiped by tha natives whoz ass built a altar up in his name. Ultimis Richtofen also encountered tha Focusin Stone fo' tha last time. Corrupted by tha Dark Aether, Ultimis Richtofen was gradually bein driven crazy by a obsession ta reach Agartha.

Ultimis Richtofen moonwalked back ta Der Riese all dem weeks lata wit a plan ta build a station on tha Moon, called Griffin Station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude also renounced his crazy-ass muthafuckin involvement wit tha Illuminati. Frustrated wit Maxis' alignment wit Germany, other disgruntled Group 935 scientists joined his cause.

Yo, nuff muthafuckin months later, Maxis contacted tha Reichstag High Command requestin additionizzle fundz statin dat Der Riese lacked not only tha fundin yo, but a sufficient volume of Element 115 as well. In response ta his bangin request, Nazi Germany built two freshly smoked up facilitizzles up in Berlin fo' Group 935. They was known as tha Kino Facility, a repurposed theater, n' tha Asylum Facilitizzle all up in tha Wittenau Sanatorium. Da Imperial Japanese Army handed over tha Risin Sun Facilitizzle ta Group 935 which collaborated wit Division 9 all up in tha facilitizzle site. Group 935 also established a gangbangin' facilitizzle up in Siberia near tha Tunguska River n' a research facilitizzle at Der Eisendrache, called Eaglez Nest.

By 1942, Griffin Station was completed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Ultimis Richtofen appointed Doctor Groph as lead scientist n' taxed his ass n' Schusta ta discover a way ta juice tha MPD. While all up in tha Risin Sun Facility, Maxis pimped tha Ray Gun Prototype wit H. Porter hustlin on tha 2nd Generation Model. In May 1942, afta soldiers returned from Africa, Ultimis Richtofen reported dat they found a fuckin shitload of artifacts from a Gangsta town. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Among tha artifacts n' documents recovered, was piecez of tha Pack-a-Punch machine from Jebediah Brown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Ultimis Richtofen gave tha schematics ta H. Porta ta replicate Brownz work. Ultimis Richtofen also discovered plans fo' tha Agarthan Device n' tha Vril Vessel as well as tha Vril Device.

On June 13th, 1942, as a result of temporal rifts caused by Ultimis travelin all up in time ta reach tha Kino Facilitizzle up in 1963, Doctor Monty reached across time n' space n' offered lil nudges. One nudge is helpin Group 935 ta pimp Element 115 fused elixirs. They pimped four medicinal beverages known colloquially as Juggernog, Quick Revive, Speed Cola, n' Double Tap.

At Griffin station, Groph n' Schusta unwittingly discover how tha fuck ta charge tha MPD when Schusta capped a rat near tha device. Its dirtnap inexplicably fuckin started chargin tha thang by fillin its tank. They reported they findings ta Ultimis Richtofen whoz ass fuckin started bustin soldiers n' scientists ta be sacrificed ta charge tha MPD.

By tha end of 1942, Maxis expressed concern over Element 115z impact on Ultimis Richtofenz behavior fo' realz. Although no longer trustin him, he left her daughta Samantha up in Ultimis Richtofenz care as da thug was transferred ta tha Kino Facilitizzle wit his thugged-out assistant Sophia ta focus on bustin Germanyz undead army.

In 1943, Nikolai Belinski, whoz ass would lata be known as Ultimis Nikolai, was captured durin tha Battle of Stalingrad n' became a test subject fo' Group 935. Da same year, Takeo Masaki, whoz ass would lata be known as Ultimis Takeo, was captured by Group 935 on tha ordaz of tha Emperor.

In 1944, Pablo Marinus, a Mexican spy, was captured by Group 935 at Der Eisendrache. In his cell, Pablo freestyled of visionz of a Great War yo. Dude busted lyrics on some "great battle against strange demon-like creatures whoz ass was tryin ta devour tha Earth". In his visions, da perved-out muthafucka saw four knights protected his ass from certain dirtnap yo. Dude done cooked up a note dat tha knights wore tunics similar ta tha statues up in Der Eisendrache.

In 1945, OSS operatizzle Peta McCain infiltrated Group 935. In July 1945, Richtofen gots on over ta tha Siberian Facilitizzle ta do further research on "live specimens" fo' realz. As her temporary guardian, tha pimpin' muthafucka took Samantha wit his muthafuckin ass. Ultimis Richtofen also brought tha Vril Device wit his muthafuckin ass. Few minutes afta his thugged-out arrival, a Reporter was caught at it near tha facility. When Ultimis Richtofen invigorated him, tha reporta revealed da thug was hustlin fo' Mista Muthafuckin Rapt whoz ass was lookin fo' nuff muthafuckin artifacts, among dem tha Vril Vessel, also called tha Seal of Dualitizzle fo' realz. Afta Ultimis Richtofen refused ta give his ass tha vessel, he ordered tha guardz ta bust a cap up in tha hustla.

On August 1945, Group 935 fuckin started ta transfer three test subjects fo' experimentation: Ultimis Nikolai, Pablo Marinus, n' Ultimis Takeo. Ultimis Richtofen fuckin started fuckin wit on dem few minutes afta they arrival. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Ultimis Richtofen also started lookin at a way ta create a Elemenstrual Shard up in order ta build tha Agarthan Device

Yo, suspectin Group 935 would lose control of they experiments, Peterz handlez, Cornelius Pernell, busted a Marine Recon Crew lead by "Tank" Dempsey, whoz ass would lata be known as Ultimis Dempsey, ta extract McCain whoz ass was ousted as a spy.

In September 1945, durin a operation wit Harvey Yena, another Gangsta spy, Ultimis Richtofen extracted Pablo Marinus' spleen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude noted dat tha barrier ta unlock tha human mind was not located up in tha spleen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Pablo took a dirt nap from tha operation n' was dumped tha fuck into tha river n' shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Pablo survived n' would lata awoke all up in tha bottom of tha river before swimmin back ta tha Siberian facilitizzle where he'll be stuck fo' tha next 20 years.

Yo, nuff muthafuckin minutes later, tha Recon Crew arrived all up in tha Asylum Facility where a outbreak occurred. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Ultimis Dempsey was captured n' busted ta Ultimis Richtofen up in Siberia ta replace Pablo Marinus. Ultimis Richtofen continued fuckin wit on Ultimis Dempsey, Nikolai n' Takeo yo. Dude documented tha personalitizzle traitz of his cold-ass test subjects, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Dempseyz "intellect seemed low yo, but his will was strong." Takeo was "still starin all up in tha floor, mutterin what tha fuck soundz like some kind of proverb over n' over again." Nikolai had "recently begun respondin ta stimuli yo, but only afta injectionz of a freshly smoked up serum made primarily from vodka." Ultimis Richtofen noted dat they mindz had been almost entirely broken, wit no memory remainin of whoz ass they once were, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. While all up in tha Siberian Facility, Ultimis Richtofen also experimented on Samantha.

As his schmoooove ass continued ta find a way ta build tha Agarthan Device, Ultimis Richtofen managed ta siphon a piece of tha soulz of his cold-ass three test subjects tha fuck into a processed rock of Element 115 rockin tha Vril Vessel yo. Dude used his own fo' tha fouth ass required. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! As tha souls was injected ta tha rock, it transformed n' pimped a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shard of glass. Unbeknown ta Ultimis Richtofen, by forgin they souls ta tha Element 115, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass bound his thugged-out ass n' tha ones from Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki n' "Tank" Dempsey ta tha Aether across tha dimensions fo' realz. All they different versions was now connected ta tha Aether all up in time n' space.

Afta peepin' from Harvey Yena dat Maxis didn't mass produced tha Wunderwaffe DG-2 as promised, Ultimis Richtofen started plottin ta fuck wit Maxis n' his fuckin lil' daughter n' shiznit yo. Dude vowed dat da thug would no longer continue ta work on Maxis' undead army.

With tha war over, Maxis moonwalked back ta Der Riese up in October 1945 n' ordered Ultimis Richtofen ta do likewise so they might continue they work on tha Matta Transference Device. Few minutes later, Ultimis Richtofen arrived at Der Riese wit his cold-ass test subjects n' Samantha. On October 12th, Groph contacted Ultimis Richtofen ta inform his ass tha MPD had been powered up n' was awaitin tha conduit.

On October 13th, 1945, durin a seriez of teleportation test trials, Maxis used Samanthaz dawg Fluffy as test subject. Fluffy, now changed was teleported back tha fuck into tha chamber n' shit. When Samantha saw Fluffy, she ran inside tha teleporter n' shit. Maxis chased afta her n' Ultimis Richtofen sealed dem up in tha test chamber before teleportin dem away.

While Maxis was teleported ta tha Crazy-Ass Place where he hustled tha juice ta merge wit electricity, Samantha was teleported ta Griffin Station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch ran inside tha MPD where da hoe became corrupted by tha Dark Aether n' shit. When he hustled bout tha incident, Ultimis Richtofen ordered Groph ta teleport Maxis ta tha Moon ta coax Samantha outta tha device. Maxis approached tha MPD n' he persuaded her ta come out. Once her dope ass did, Maxis gave her tha instruction ta "kill dem wild-ass muthafuckas... all" before cappin' his dirty ass n' mergin wit tha technologizzle of Griffin Station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Samantha then entered tha MPD n' unleashed tha undead upon tha base cappin' mah playas involved wit tha organization.

Da next day, a outbreak occurred all up in tha Der Riese Facilitizzle yo. H. Porta activated tha alarm before cappin' his dirty ass. Ultimis Richtofen moonwalked back ta tha facilitizzle where he awoken Ultimis Dempsey, Takeo n' Nikolai. With no recollection of whoz ass they was or whoz ass Richtofen was, they agreed ta help his muthafuckin ass. Da four would become known as Ultimis.

Richtofenz Grand Scheme Edit

Yo, nuff muthafuckin minutes later, Ultimis traveled ta tha Risin Sun facility where a outbreak occurred. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In tha facility, Ultimis discovered tha corpse of Peta McCain whoz ass took a dirt nap durin a parachute incident afta bein holla'd at by Cornelius Pernell ta rendezvous all up in tha facility. Ultimis Richtofen also recovered his fuckin lil' diary n' fuckin started ta form his thugged-out lil' plan ta defeat Samantha.

A week later, Ultimis returned ta Der Riese where Ultimis Richtofen planned ta use tha teleporta ta return ta tha Moon n' confront Samantha. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Wunderwaffe DG-2 overloaded tha teleporta n' busted Ultimis ta tha Kino Facilitizzle up in 1963 causin Ultimis Richtofen ta drop his fuckin lil' diary which was lata recovered by tha Soviet Union.

This marked tha last time Ultimis traveled across space n' time. Temporal Rifts occurred across dimensions. In light of these pimpments, Monty felt obligated ta step in, n' fuckin started ta make chizzlez up in tha background across time yo. Dude helped Group 935 invent Perk Machines yo. Dude added chalk drawings to tha walls.

When Ultimis arrived all up in tha Kino Facilitizzle on October 28th, 1963, they located a Lunar Lander n' flew ta tha Ascension Facility.

In tha weeks prior Ultimis arrival all up in tha Ascension Facility, a Russian scientist from tha Ascension Group named Yuri Zavoyski became corrupted by Samanthaz voice afta readin Ultimis Richtofenz diary. Yuri tricked his colleague, Doctor Gersh, tha fuck into activatin a Gersh Device. Da rift pimped allowed Samantha ta travel all up in cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Well shiiiit, it also absorbed Gersh, beatin tha livin shiznit outta his body n' trapped his ass inside tha Casimir Mechanism. Yuri was also absorbed n' transported ta tha Pentagon.

When Ultimis arrived all up in tha Ascension Facility on November 6th, 1963 fo' realz. An outbreak occurred n' Gersh begged dem ta free his ass from tha Casimir Mechanizzle fo' realz. At tha same time up in tha Pentagon, Jizzy F. Kennedy, Robert McNamara, Fidel Castro, n' Slick Rick Nixon was discussin a gangbangin' future alliizzle between tha United Hoodz n' Cuba ta fight Samantha when an outbreak occurred inside tha building. Yuri, whoz ass was responsible fo' a prior outbreak up in tha Pentagon, was busted by Samantha ta thwart they survival. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack fo' realz. Afta Ultimis freed Gersh from tha Casimir Mechanism, da perved-out muthafucka busted dem ta they next destination before beginnin his cold-ass travels across space n' time. With tha departure of Ultimis from tha cosmodrome, both outbreaks was contained, n' Yuri was arrested.

Ultimis arrived up in a locked room all up in tha Siberian Facilitizzle on March 17th, 2011 where George A. Romero, whoz ass stumbled upon Group 935z research, was bustin a porno wit Sarah Michelle Gellar, Robert Englund, Danny Trejo, n' Mike Rooker fo' realz. An outbreak soon occurred, n' George Romero was turned tha fuck into a zombie. Da hustlas recovered tha Vril Device fo' Ultimis whoz ass was then teleported ta they next destination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da fate of tha cast n' crew remained unknown but six weeks later, Romeroz assistant, Sally, was teleported ta Shangri-La n' trapped inside a time loop while lookin all up in Romeroz research bout Group 935.

As they continued they journey, Ultimis arrived at Shangri-La on April 25th, 1956. With tha help fo' two explorers trapped inside tha time loop, Brock n' Gary, Ultimis acquired tha Focusin Stone.

Now up in possession of tha Vril Device n' tha Focusin Stone, Ultimis Richtofen was locked n loaded ta return ta tha Moon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But Ultimis Dempsey fired a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass blasted of 31-79 JGb215 while inside tha teleporter n' shit. This caused Ultimis ta travel ta tha Pentagon, before tha November 6th outbreak occurred. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! At tha same time, Yuri was busted by Samantha ta release tha zombies kept up in tha Pentagon before bein busted ta November 6th. Once up in tha Pentagon, they gots on over ta Groom Lake, Nevada where they used tha teleporta ta reach tha Moon.

Once inside Griffin Station, on October 13th, 2025, Ultimis reactivated tha MPD which revealed Samantha as dat biiiiatch was when she entered tha thang back up in 1945. Ultimis Richtofen then used a terminal ta juice up tha Vril Device n' merged it wit tha Focusin Stone. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat he encountered Maxis inside tha terminal, whoz ass tried ta stop his muthafuckin ass. But Ultimis Richtofen bigged up his Grand Scheme n' switched his thugged-out ass wit dat of Samantha, bustin full control of tha Aether n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Samantha was trapped inside Richtofenz body.

Ultimis Dempsey, Nikolai n' Takeo then decided ta help Maxis stoppin Richtofen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They launched three pistols ta tha Ghetto up in order ta sever tha link between tha Ghetto n' tha Aether n' shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha calculations was made up in haste, resultin up in catastrophic destruction ta tha Ghetto now shattered.

Afta Victis activated all three polarization devices up in 2035, Maxis, now corrupted by tha Dark Aether, moonwalked back ta tha Moon up in 2025 n' plucked Samantha from Richtofenz body ta join his ass up in Agartha. This left Ultimis Richtofenz body up in a cold-ass lil catatonic state.

Ultimis was then accidentally teleported back ta Groom Lake on August 3rd, 1963. Ultimis was sedated n' kept up in Hangar 4 where they was experimented on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several months later, on October 13th, Undead Richtofen stepped outta a portal from tha Empty Ghetto n' remerged his thugged-out ass wit Ultimis Richtofenz body, wakin his ass up outta his coma. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometime later, Primis teleported inside Hangar 4 where they kicked it wit wit they Ultimis selves. Nikolai, now assumin tha role of leader of tha group, revealed ta Ultimis there is ghon be a war ta be fought, a Great Battle before teleportin away from tha Hangar.

Victis Story Edit

Da pistol launch left tha Ghetto as a post-apocalyptic crumblin wasteland, littered wit undead hordes as civilization collapsed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! As survivors fuckin started ta crew together ta form lil' small-ass human communitizzles n' sheltas ta protect theyselves from tha now global-undead threat, Maxis realized tha failure of his original gangsta plans cuz of hasty calculations n' fuckin started contactin survivors ta help his ass wit his "Plan B"; ta activate global polarization devices n' open a gateway ta Agartha, where da thug would overpower Richtofen n' use its juice ta heal tha Earth. Unbeknownst ta his wild lil' followers, Maxis secretly planned ta commandeer tha Aetherz juice fo' his own use ta open tha gateway ta Agartha n' reunite wit Samantha, which would ultimately fuck wit tha Ghetto n' its people.

Ultimis Richtofen, unsatisfied wit his fuckin limited juice over tha undead, planned ta activate these polarization devices as well, which would grant his ass further manipulation of both zombies n' humans n' mend "the Rift", a gangbangin' finger-lickin' direct gateway ta Agartha dat would eternally damn tha ass of Samantha Maxis. Limited ta rap wit only dem capable of hearin tha voicez of tha Aether, Richtofen fuckin started his own plight n' quest fo' unlimited power.

Over tha years, Maxis' followers started constructin tha straight-up original gangsta polarization thang near tha Hanford Joint up in Chronic Run, Washington State. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they fuckin started doubtin him, believin his ass ta be evil, n' proceeded ta fuck wit they electronics fo' realz. At tha same time, a society of survivors whoz ass ate tha undead was formed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They was called Da Flesh fo' realz. As they ate tha flesh of tha undead, dis society started hearin Richtofen whoz ass tried ta persuade dem ta construct tha polarization devices. Eventually a funky-ass battle broke up between Maxis' followers n' Da Flesh, wit only all dem left ta escape as a undead horde descended upon dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Yo, nuff muthafuckin muthafuckin years later, up in 2035, Marlton Johnston, whoz ass was tha sole survivor of tha nuclear incident at Camp Edward n' tha pistol strike, kicked it wit wit Abigail "Misty" Briarton up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diner near Chronic Run where they also encountered two mo' survivors, Russman, a gangbangin' forma Broken Arrow operative, n' Samuel J. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stuhlinger, one of tha remainin thugz of Da Flesh, whoz ass have used a jacked bus fo' transport. Da four would become known as Victis.

Activatin tha Polarization Devices Edit

At tha Hanford Joint, Victis was contacted by Maxis, whoz ass revealed tha hood be a location of a polarization thang required fo' his thugged-out lil' plans fo' realz. At tha same time, Richtofen contacted Samuel instructin his ass ta foil Maxis' plans by activatin tha tower up in his wild lil' favor, beginnin a race fo' juice between Maxis n' Richtofen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Victis ultimately activated tha tower fo' Maxis consumin tha essence of tha entitizzle called Avogadro.

Victis was then teleported by Richtofen ta a skyscraper up in tha crumbled hood of Shanghai, Province 22, China, up in a attempt ta still bust control. Maxis contacted Victis again, hopin ta bust control of tha second tower located there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Richtofen tried ta blackmail Samuel tha fuck into helpin his ass acquire tha devicez power, threatenin ta reveal ta his thugged-out allies his schmoooove ass consumed undead meat. Every time tha crew failed ta carry up tha objectizzle n' was capped by tha zombie horde, Richtofen would use his thugged-out lil' juice ta brang dem back, wit no memoriez of havin been capped before. Victis activated tha second polarization thang up in Maxis' favor.

Victis managed ta escape tha buildin they was trapped up in n' started ta wander tha ghetto ta reach tha Rift, hopin ta find lyrics bout tha unseen forces commandin dem wild-ass muthafuckas. They traveled all up in tha remainz of Europe, crossed tha Sahara Desert n' by December 31st, 2035 found a Westside hood buried underground near tha Rift up in Downtown Angola. Da hood was transported from tha 1800s ta underneath tha minin facilitizzle by a temporal rift triggered by tha fracturin of tha Ghetto ten muthafuckin years earlier n' shit. In one of tha cells, Victis found Arthur whoz ass was transported ta tha hood from 1318 by another temporal rift. Maxis once again n' again n' again contacted tha survivors, implorin dem ta activate tha last spire up in his wild lil' favor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Meanwhile, Samuel was taxed fo' tha same objectizzle by Richtofen, as dat shiznit was also tha last tower he needed ta mend tha Rift n' bust unlimited power.

If tha playa decides ta follow Maxis' Easta Eggs up in all three maps n' polarize tha towers up in his wild lil' favor, Maxis will bust control of tha Aether n' open a gateway ta Agartha n' tha Doggy Den reunitin wit his fuckin lil' daughter, Samantha yo. Dude will fuck wit tha Ghetto n' its inhabitants up in tha process fo' realz. As a last revenge against his wild lil' forma assistant, Maxis traps Ultimis Richtofenz ass inside a zombie whose eyes become blue, becomin Undead Richtofen. When a temporal rift opened up in Dimension 63, Samantha, afta witnessin her fatherz corruption by tha Dark Aether, reached up ta Maxis from dis dimension fo' help. If tha playa decides ta follow Richtofenz Easta Eggs up in all three maps n' polarize tha towers up in his wild lil' favor, tha Rift is ghon be mended, eternally damnin Samantha ta Agartha n' allowin Richtofen ta retrieve full manipulation of tha Aetherz energies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! With tha Ghetto as his thugged-out lil' underground playground n' Maxis ta cease his straight-up existence, Richtofen is now able ta leave tha Aether at will n' uses tha body of Samuel Stuhlinger as his thugged-out lil' physical host.

Retrievin tha Kronorium Edit

Afta helpin free Samantha, Primis Richtofen discovered his connection wit Samuel Stuhlinger n' decided ta use Victis ta acquire tha Kronorium, a funky-ass book needed fo' his thugged-out lil' plan ta find tha Summonin Key fo' realz. Afta overseein tha construction of his fuckin laboratory beneath tha Alcatraz prison, Primis Richtofen moonwalked back ta tha Doggy Den n' started communicatin wit Stuhlinger n' shit. Primis Richtofen also instructed Undead Richtofen ta pursue Victis n' recover they blood vials.

On January 19th, 2036, just before Maxis fucked wit tha Earth, Primis Richtofen opened a rift fo' Victis whoz ass was pursued by Undead Richtofen n' a army of zombies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! They gots on over ta a abandoned Broken Arrow facilitizzle where Russman was previously working. They recovered a gangbangin' fragment of tha Elemenstrual Shard before enterin another portal, followed by Undead Richtofen.

They arrived at Zero Base; a gangbangin' facilitizzle pimped by Maxis up in tha Empty Earth. Victis used tha shard ta juice a machine n' provided blood samplez dat allowed dem ta access tha Empty Ghetto where they recovered tha Kronorium. They departed all up in another rift while Undead Richtofen collected they blood samples.

Victis arrived inside Richtofenz lab beneath Alcatraz up in Dimension 63 where they kicked it wit wit Primis Richtofen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Upon readin tha Kronorium, Primis Richtofen discovered a shitload of timelines documentin they fates n' hustled bout tha Blood Vials yo. Dude would lata write on tha page "I know now what tha fuck I must do - E.R. 4/7/41" yo. Dude then left his fuckin lab n' collected they blood samplez from Undead Richtofen up in tha Empty Earth, retrieved tha blood samplez of Salvatore "Sal" DeLuca n' Mike "Finn" O'Leary up in 1934 n' gave dem ta his younger self up in 1914. Primis Richtofen then moonwalked back ta tha lab n' offered Victis ta be put "on ice" inside suspendaz devices where they would be kept safe until "the final ghetto arrives".

Primis Story Edit

In Dimension 63, up in 1300, Sir Pablo Marinus fuckin started documentin tha Great War, includin every last muthafuckin thang dat schmoooove muthafucka had hustled bout tha Keepers, tha Apothicons, n' Element 115. Regardin Element 115z power, he noted dat a joint up in northern Frizzle contained massive depositz of tha element. In northern France, a tomb was constructed ta honor tha fallen soldierz of Da Great War. Within it, statuez of Primis was constructed ta symbolize tha hope dat if one dizzle a pimped out evil falls upon mankind, they may return.

Yo, nuff muthafuckin centuries later, Doctor Ludvig Maxis n' Doctor Edward Richtofen, whoz ass would lata be known as Primis Richtofen, joined Group 935. In 1914, Primis Richtofen was hit up by a olda version of his dirty ass whoz ass handed his ass two blood vials n' explained dat da thug would need dis blood n' when tha time would come, it would protect his muthafuckin ass. Da olda version of Primis Richtofen then left all up in a rift.

In 1916, Group 935 discovered tha journal of Sir Pablo Marinus. Usin shiznit gathered from tha journal, Group 935 fuckin started work at a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dig joint up in northern France, where they discovered a seriez of underground tombs. They struggled ta bust access of tha tombz main chamber until tha entrizzle unexpectedly opened afta soldiers listened ta a recordin of "La Source Noire". Da campz exposure ta Element 115 fuckin started soon after.

In 1917, Group 935 experimented wit Element 115, dubbed Divinium by Maxis, n' successfully pimped "localized juice fieldz which rocked up ta function as portals.". Maxis noted dat objects could pass all up in dem n' speculated tha rifts may had opened gateways across space n' time fo' realz. Afta witnessin tha corruption of his wild lil' daddy by tha Dark Aether up in tha House, Samantha reached up ta Maxis from Dimension 63 rockin tha rifts Group 935 opened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch begged fo' his help n' revealed dat biiiiatch was his fuckin lil' daughter.

Group 935 continued fuckin wit wit Element 115 n' tha rifts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. One dizzle a "ancient box" arrived all up in one of tha portals. Da box had tha juice ta manifest weapons from different eras. Maxis feared Element 115 was disruptin tha space-time continuum. Peepin tha installation of Element 115 powered generators, reports surfaced of "ancient figures emerging" from tha dig joint correspondin wit tha mysterious dirtnapz of nuff muthafuckin Group 935 soldiers. Usin Element 115, Group 935 lata constructed three Giant Robots called Freya, Odin n' Thor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Primis Richtofen noted dat despite Group 935z progress all up in tha dig site, da thug was shitd by Maxis' growin obsession wit Sir Pablo Marinus' diary.

"Tank" Dempsey, Nikolai Belinski, Takeo Masaki was dispatched by they respectizzle posses ta gather intel n' rewind on Group 935z weapon technologizzle n' capabilities.

By 1918, Maxis became obsessed wit tha voice of Samantha, whoz ass was rappin ta his ass constantly yo. Dude believed her ta be tha "key ta every last muthafuckin thang". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several minutes later, da thug was straight-up consumed by Samanthaz voice n' swore ta no longer serve Group 935z mission.

On June 4th, 1918, Element 115 awakened tha undead knights from Da Great Battle n' quickly consumed tha camp. Maxis was rendered catatonic by tha element. Primis Richtofen removed his dome before tha pimpin' muthafucka turned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dempsey, Nikolai, n' Takeo united wit Richtofen on tha battlefield, put Maxis' dome up in a drone n' helped free Samantha from her imprisonment up in Agartha. Maxis' dome followed her ta Agartha. Primis had been reunited.

When Maxis' dome arrived up in tha Doggy Den up in Agartha, Doctor Monty decided ta step up in and, despite tha absence of his soul, recreated a physical manifestation of Maxis Dimension 63 form. Monty then wiped tha Maxis corrupted by tha Dark Aether from existence. Monty also reunited Samantha wit tha Dimension 63 incarnation of her daddy n' Fluffy. Monty revealed ta Maxis his thugged-out lil' plan; ta resolve tha paradox wrought by a multiverse n' create a freshly smoked up realitizzle - one free of tha Apothicons. But it would only work if they enlisted tha aid of souls whoz ass had lived all up in n' survived tha fracturing. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Samantha busted Primis ta tha Ultimis dimension up in 1943. They formulated a plan ta stop Ultimis Richtofen n' prevent tha events dat was bout ta unfold.

Richtofenz Journey Edit

Yo, nuff muthafuckin minutes later, Primis Richtofen was teleported ta tha Doggy Den up in Agartha n' reunited wit Maxis. Maxis explained ta Primis Richtofen tha plan ta secure tha Kronorium n' locate tha Summonin Key n' warned his ass dat tha "test subjects must never be allowed ta be awakened". While inside tha House, Primis Richtofen discovered his connection wit Samuel Stuhlinger n' decided ta use Victis ta acquire tha Kronorium.

Primis Richtofen traveled back ta Dimension 63 up in 1940 where his schmoooove ass contacted thugz of tha Illuminati n' enlisted they help ta build a laboratory facilitizzle beneath Alcatraz. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several minutes later, he kicked it wit wit Stanley Ferguson n' convinced his ass ta assist wit tha Illuminati’s construction of tha Alcatraz laboratory yo. Havin overseen tha construction of a laboratory beneath Alcatraz, Richtofen moonwalked back ta tha Doggy Den up in Agartha where his thugged-out lil' punk-ass fuckin started ta rap wit Stuhlinger n' shit. Together, they persuaded Victis ta travel ta a variety of locations up in order ta recover tha Kronorium.

When Primis Richtofen moonwalked back ta tha laboratory up in 1941, he kicked it wit wit Victis. Upon readin tha Kronorium, Primis Richtofen discovered a shitload of timelines documentin they fates n' hustled bout tha Blood Vials yo. Dude would lata write on tha page "I know now what tha fuck I must do - E.R. 4/7/41" yo. Dude then left his fuckin lab n' collected Victis blood samplez from Undead Richtofen up in tha Empty Earth, retrieved tha blood samplez of Salvatore "Sal" DeLuca n' Mike "Finn" O'Leary up in 1934 n' gave dem ta his younger self up in 1914. Primis Richtofen moonwalked back ta tha lab n' offered Victis ta be put "on ice" inside suspendaz devices where they would be kept safe until "the final ghetto arrives".

When Primis arrived up in tha lab from tha Proditione Fracture, Primis Richtofen gave dem Victis blood samples. Peepin they departure, Primis Richtofen hustled tha location of tha Summonin Key n' gots on over ta Morg City. There, he hustled dat tha Reporter had tha Summonin Key n' confronted his muthafuckin ass. Da Reporta waved Montyz letta ta Richtofen n' ordered his ass ta stay away before comin' at his muthafuckin ass. Primis Richtofen capped tha Reporta up in self-defense but was unable ta retrieve tha artifact as tha crate containin tha Summonin Key had been sealed wit ancient magic.

Afta tha Apothicons was given access ta Dimension 63, Floyd Campbell, Jizzica Rose, Nero Blackstone n' Jack Vincent hit dat shiznit wit tha Keepers ta defeat tha Shadowman n' trapped his ass inside tha Summonin Key. Primis Richtofen moonwalked back ta Morg Citizzle n' stole tha artifact before leavin tha dimension. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Primis Richtofen gots on over ta Dimension 2210 where da perved-out muthafucka secured tha ass of a innocent Richtofen n' served up it ta tha Doggy Den where Monty gave his ass a physical form, named Eddie. From within tha Summonin Key, tha Shadowman stated "I be bout ta be seein you, biatch...". Primis Richtofen then moonwalked back ta tha Ultimis dimension where da perved-out muthafucka stepped outta a teleporta moments afta Ultimis Richtofen teleported Maxis n' Samantha away n' capped him, triggerin fractures across space n' time.

Shadowmanz Plan Edit

Da Shadowman was tha only Apothicon ta survive tha banishment up in tha Dark Aether yo. Dude became tha agent of tha Apothicons n' traveled across tha multiverse ta find a way fo' tha Apothicons ta reach Agartha.

Posin as Mista Muthafuckin Rapt, tha Shadowman hired tha same Reporter across different dimensions ta retrieve tha Summonin Key as well as components fo' tha Agarthan Device.

Afta peepin' tha fate of Salvatore "Sal" DeLuca, Bizzley Handsome, Albert "Weasel" Arlington n' Mike "Finn" O'Leary up in Dimension 63, tha Shadowman contacted tha Warden of Alcatraz durin tha 1930s n' corrupted his muthafuckin ass.

In 1932, Salvatore DeLuca, Bizzley Handsome, Albert Arlington n' Mike O'Leary, was convicted n' busted ta Alcatraz. Da next year, on April 1st, 1933, Arlington convinced tha other three dat they could build a plane n' escape tha island. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But by tha end of year, tha others realized tha plane would never be completed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Embittered wit rage, they plotted ta git revenge on Arlington.

On December 31st, 1933, DeLuca, O'Leary n' Finn lured Arlington ta tha roof n' capped his muthafuckin ass. Da Shadowman, trapped inside tha Summonin Key, revealed ta tha Warden dat da thug would transform tha island wit tha soulz of tha four mobstas n' create a trap ta ensnare Primis Richtofen inside a Pocket Dimension.

In January 1934, few minutes before they was executed, Primis Richtofen stepped all up in a portal n' secured tha blood samplez of DeLuca n' O'Leary. On January 19th, 1934, Salvatore DeLuca, Bizzley Handsome n' Mike O'Leary was executed by electric chair fo' tha cappin' of Arlington.

Afta they execution, tha Warden capped his dirty ass wit a electric chair before disappearin from Dimension 63.

In late 1943, tha Reporta recovered tha Summonin Key up in Downtown Pacific n' tha Seal of Duality as well as a rock of Element 115 up in Russia yo. Dude then rap battleed Stanley Ferguson, a retired guard whoz ass hit dat shiznit all up in tha Alcatraz prison between 1933 n' 1941. Ferguson gave tha reporta a thugged-out detailed account of tha dirtnap of four mobstas n' they plan ta escape tha Rock fo' realz. Afta peepin' they fate, tha Shadowman contacted tha Warden of Alcatraz up in tha 1930s.

On December 31st, 1943, tha Reporta arrived up in Morg City, as axed by tha Shadowman, ta track down Floyd Campbell, Jizzica Rose, Nero Blackstone n' Jack Vincent. Over tha next few months, tha reporta gathered enough shiznit n' busted a telegram providin they details. Da Shadowman then hyped up Campbell, Rose, Blackstone n' Vincent tha fuck into cappin' one of mah thugs they knew.

Aware of tha Shadowmanz actions, Monty freestyled ta tha Reporta warnin his ass ta not give tha Summonin Key ta mah playas.

On April 21st, 1944, Primis Richtofen arrived up in Morg City. Da next day, he hustled dat tha Reporta had tha Summonin Key n' confronted his muthafuckin ass. Da Reporta waved Montyz letta ta Richtofen n' ordered his ass ta stay away before comin' at his muthafuckin ass. Primis Richtofen capped tha Reporta up in self-defense but was unable ta retrieve tha artifact as tha crate containin tha Summonin Key had been sealed wit ancient magic.

Few minutes later, Floyd Campbell, Jizzica Rose, Nero Blackstone n' Jack Vincent awakened up in a twisted version of Morg City. Da Shadowman tricked dem tha fuck into struttin rituals givin tha Apothicons access ta Dimension 63. Da four then hit dat shiznit wit tha Keepers ta defeat tha Shadowman n' trapped his ass inside tha Summonin Key. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly, Primis Richtofen stepped all up in a portal, stole tha artifact n' gave props ta tha four fo' they efforts before leavin tha dimension. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da next day, tha Apothicons consumed Dimension 63 n' its inhabitants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Inside tha Summonin Key, tha Shadowman contacted tha Warden of Alcatraz n' revealed ta his ass dat da thug would transform Alcatraz wit tha soulz of tha four mobstas n' create a trap ta ensnare Primis Richtofen inside tha Pocket Dimension.

Quest fo' tha Souls Edit

In tha Ultimis Dimension, Primis Dempsey, Takeo n' Nikolai arrived all up in tha Der Riese facilitizzle moments afta Ultimis Richtofen teleported Maxis n' Samantha away. They ordered Ultimis Richtofen ta awaken tha test subjects, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly, tha teleporta activated n' Ultimis Richtofen opened tha main chamber n' shit. Primis Richtofen, now up in possession of tha Summonin Key, stepped outta tha teleporta n' killed Ultimis Richtofen, triggerin fractures across space n' time.

Now inside tha Deceptio Fracture, Primis lighted up a funky-ass beacon within tha facility, enablin Maxis ta know where n' when they were.

Usin a Giant Robot at Der Riese, Primis pursued a Group 935 truck, carryin a cold-ass lil cryostasis pod containin Ultimis Dempsey. Da robot, however, gots popped down by tha soldiers, forcin Primis ta continue on foot. They reached a gondola station, which takes dem up ta Eaglez Nest. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they was too late ta stop Ultimis Dempsey from bein busted towardz Griffin Station on a rocket fo' realz. As they carried on wit they mission, Primis Richtofen posed as his Ultimis self ta fool Doctor Groph, whoz ass became suspiciouz of Richtofenz abnormal behavior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Eventually, Primis repimped up tha rocket containin Ultimis Dempseyz pod ta hit tha castle courtyard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In retaliation, Groph then activated a gangbangin' failsafe, preventin dem from tamperin wit tha pod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Primis used tha Vril Device from tha cryopod n' used it ta conjure up tha spirit of a Keeper n' shit. Da Keeper then teleported tha MPD from Griffin Station ta tha castle but became corrupted by tha Dark Aether up in tha process. Primis used tha Summonin Key ta activate tha MPD fo' realz. Afta battlin tha Keeper, Primis launched dozenz of V2 rockets toward tha Moon, beatin tha livin shiznit outta it along wit all Group 935 thugz within Griffin Station. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. As they approached Ultimis Dempseyz pod, Richtofen revealed his thugged-out lil' plan ta eliminizzle they Ultimis counterparts n' preserved they souls inside tha Summonin Key. Dempsey, though initially resentful of tha idea, agreed ta tha plan, n' took it upon his dirty ass ta disable tha podz game support system, endin tha game of Ultimis Dempsey fo' realz. As da ruffneck died, Primis Richtofen used tha Summonin Key ta capture n' preserve his thugged-out ass. With tha dirtnap of Ultimis Dempsey, they goal at Griffin Castle was completed.

Primis then teleported ta tha Proditione Fracture, where they was taken hostage on board of a Japanese shizzle up in tha Pacific Ocean. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. While a Japanese fool was invigoratin dem bout tha Summonin Key, a massive wave struck tha shizzle bustin mah playas off they balizzle fo' realz. A brief fight then ensued on tha shizzle as tha fool dropped tha artifact. Primis then jumped overboard as tha shizzle blew up like a muthafucka n' swam ta a nearby island. They arrived at a Division 9 facilitizzle called tha Island Facility. Primis discovered deep inside tha facilitizzle a giant Thrasher, locked within a cold-ass lil cell, which was revealed ta be Ultimis Takeo whoz ass was experimented on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Ultimis Takeo revealed ta Primis Takeo dat dat shiznit was tha Emperor whoz ass ordered Division 9 ta torture n' experiment on his muthafuckin ass. Primis Takeo offered Ultimis Takeo a cold-ass lil chizzle fo' redemption. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Ultimis Takeo then committed seppuku, wit Primis Takeo actin as his kaishakunin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Primis Richtofen then secured tha ass of Ultimis Takeo inside tha Summonin Key.

Primis then teleported ta Primis Richtofenz laboratory beneath Alcatraz where they kicked it wit wit Primis Richtofen before he acquired tha Summonin Key. Primis Richtofen gave dem tha blood samplez of Victis n' Primis stepped all up in a portal ta they next destination.

Primis accidentaly teleported over tha hood of Stalingrad up in tha Agonia Fracture. They used tha corpse of Peta McCain, whoz ass went all up in a portal, n' activated his thugged-out lil' parachute ta land safely. They discovered a ongoin battle between dragons n' Russian Giant Robots wit Ultimis Nikolai as tha sole survivor fightin zombies inside a robot. Upon noticin Primis, Ultimis Nikolai attempted ta bust a cap up in dem yo, but was thrown tha fuck into a funky-ass buildin by a thugged-out dragon before his schmoooove ass could fire any munitions yo. Dude lata dissed whoz ass they was n' if they could help his muthafuckin ass. Eventually, Primis reached S.O.P.H.I.A. a A.I. made from tha dome of Maxis' assistant Sophia whoz ass was beat down by a zombie durin they stay all up in tha Kino Facility. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch axed dem ta big-ass up nuff muthafuckin tasks before a masta password could be typed in, promptin Primis ta complete tha Ascension Protocol fo' realz. As they continued ta follow S.O.P.H.I.A.z instructions, they found Gersh, whoz ass recognized them, yet knew they was not tha same versions whoz ass freed his muthafuckin ass. Primis tricked Gersh tha fuck into enterin tha systemz of S.O.P.H.I.A. ta extract shiznit from his ass leadin ta his fuckin lil' destruction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. With tha Ascension Protocol completed, S.O.P.H.I.A. flew away all up in space n' time up in hope ta find Maxis. Durin they mission at Stalingrad, Monty contacted Primis statin dat schmoooove muthafucka had "seen they misdeeds" n' axed dem ta fix tha universe as they was partially responsible fo' its fracture. Primis then reached Ultimis Nikolai whoz ass done cooked up a temporary truce wit dem ta bust a cap up in tha dragon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat upon tha dragonz dirtnap, Primis axed Ultimis Nikolai ta surrender n' shit. Ultimis Nikolai refused n' a funky-ass brief fight broke up between dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Nevertheless, Primis defeated Ultimis Nikolai, whoz ass was then approached by his Primis self fo' realz. As he approached, Ultimis Nikolai axed if da thug would "kill his ass now". Primis Nikolai apologized statin da thug wished there was another way n' remarked da thug was sufferin tha same pain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude explained dat Ultimis Nikolai turned ta brew ta hide agonizin memories as his hoe was capped durin a air raid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In a gangbangin' fit of rage, Ultimis Nikolai fired upon his Primis self. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha blasted hit Primis Nikolai on his thugged-out armored plate, causin no damage. In retaliation, Primis Nikolai responded by cappin' his Ultimis self, allowin Richtofen ta secure his thugged-out ass.

With all tha souls collected, Primis Richtofen busted dem ta tha Doggy Den up in Agartha where Monty turned dem tha fuck into lil' thugs. When tha souls arrived up in tha House, Maxis holla'd at Samantha n' Eddie ta put they toys away before comin down ta tha basement.

Creatin a Paradox Edit

Finally, Primis arrived all up in tha Doggy Den up in Agartha. Primis Richtofen reunited wit Maxis. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes later, Maxis became overwhelmed by tha voice of tha Shadowman beggin fo' his help from within tha Summonin Key. When Maxis took tha artifact, he busted out tha Shadowman n' became trapped inside tha Summonin Key. Once outside tha House, tha Shadowman opened a gateway fo' tha Apothicons, fracturin n' corruptin Agartha n' revealin tha Apothicon sun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Primis fought tha Apothicons n' tha Shadowman. Durin tha battle, S.O.P.H.I.A. arrived up in Agartha. Usin tha Summonin Key n' tha Kronorium, Primis defeated tha Shadowman wit tha help of S.O.P.H.I.A. Maxis, still inside tha Summonin Key, n' S.O.P.H.I.A. then plunged inside tha Apothicon sun beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha Apothicons n' purgin Element 115 from tha final universe.

Afta tha battle, Monty realized Primis drank tha blood from they blood vials, blood comin from realitizzles already closed off. This prevented Primis from fadin outta existence n' resulted up in a paradox fo' realz. As Monty was lookin fo' a way ta git rid of Primis, Primis Richtofen suggested his ass ta bust dem somewhere they had never been ta fo' realz. Afterward, Primis was busted back ta 1294 where they saved Pablo Marinus durin tha Great Battle between humanitizzle n' tha Apothicons fuckin started, ultimately bustin a loop up in time, a cold-ass lil cycle.

Breakin tha Cycle Edit

Da Great War Edit

When Pablo Marinus arrived from Siberia up in Uptown Frizzle up in 1294, he fought alongside tha Wolf Mackdaddy yo. Dude was saved from a Margwa by Primis Richtofen, afta he n' his companions was busted ta tha Great Battle by Monty.

Primis Richtofen realized dat Monty was lyin bout securin a funky-ass betta tomorrow yo. Dude realized dat goin ta tha Great Battle wouldn't break tha cycle, as dat shiznit was tha end of they loop. Primis Richtofen finally understood dat Monty wasn't inherently evil, da thug was tryin ta survive by savin tha multiverse tha only way he knew how. By fulfillin tha prophecy of tha cycle, Primis Richtofen n' Doctor Monty had forged a endless loop.

With tha help of Pablo Marinus, Primis Richtofen started a plan ta break tha cycle fo' realz. As Pablo Marinus was representin' his ass from tha zombies, Primis Richtofen powered up a teleportation thang ta travel ta tha Alcatraz Pocket Dimension. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Before he left, Pablo gave his ass tha elemenstrual gem from tha Staff of Fire. Primis Richtofen would then be known as Post-Great Battle Richtofen.

Alcatraz Pocket Dimension Edit

Afta they dirtnap, Salvatore "Sal" DeLuca, Bizzley Handsome, Albert "Weasel" Arlington n' Mike "Finn" O'Leary was now trapped inside a perpetual cycle up in tha Alcatraz Pocket Dimension pimped by tha Warden fo' tha Shadowman.

Da four mobstas fuckin started they escape plan before realizin they weren’t up in tha prison. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. While fightin off tha zombies n' tha Warden, they constructed a plane based on Arlington design before takin off n' crashin against tha Golden Gate Bridge.

If Salvatore DeLuca, Bizzley Handsome n' Mike O'Leary kill Albert Arlington on tha Golden Gate, tha "cycle continues", wit tha mobstas dyin n' returnin ta Alcatraz n' only Arlington havin any memory of what tha fuck happened before. If Arlington successfully kills Salvatore DeLuca, Bizzley Handsome n' Mike O'Leary on tha Golden Gate, tha "cycle is broken". This allows tha mobstas ta escape they cycle n' free they spirits from they bodies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! With they cycle now broken, tha four mobstas will help Primis escapin tha Pocket Dimension.

Upon arrivin from tha Proditione Fracture, another iteration of Primis arrived up in tha Alcatraz Pocket Dimension, farther than they intended, n' made they way ta a laboratory on tha westside side of tha island. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In tha laboratory, they found Primis Richtofen, before his cold-ass trip ta Morg City, readin tha Kronorium as da thug waited fo' dem ta arrive.

Da lone Richtofen stated they was late before givin dem tha blood vials yo. Dude then straight fuckin advised Primis Richtofen ta read tha Kronorium again n' again n' again when a portal rocked up. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Upon readin it, Primis Richtofen realized tha pages had chizzled while tha lone Richtofen left all up in tha rift.

Primis traveled all up in tha cell blocks while fendin off zombies ta escape all up in another rift. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis was prevented by tha Warden whoz ass fucked wit tha rift before Primis could muthafuckin bounce. Primis Richtofen then realized they was now trapped inside tha Alcatraz Pocket Dimension.

While explorin Alcatraz, Primis Richtofen started hearin Samuel J. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stuhlinger inside his head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude realized tha lighthouse must have triggered a cold-ass lil chain erection up in tha Aether n' shit. Primis also discovered tha Wardenz inner sanctum where they found tha Wardenz body attached ta a electric chair fo' realz. As they was retrievin tha Kronorium, Arlington, now up in tha form of a seagull, stole tha book fo' realz. Afta recoverin it, Primis placed it on tha Wardenz body. Usin tha Kronorium, Primis helped nuff muthafuckin spirits trapped inside tha dimension before placin tha Summonin Key inside tha Wardenz body ta be used as conduit ta his thugged-out ass. This resulted up in tha partial destruction of tha lighthouse which fired a red beam of light towardz tha sky n' prompted tha Warden ta battle Primis statin they now belonged ta his ass before knockin dem up n' lockin each of dem up in a cold-ass lil cell.

Da Warden explained ta Primis dat they would be trapped up in tha Pocket Dimension forever, suffering, wit they blood extracted by his crazy-ass machine as dat shiznit was tha key ta keep tha gateway opened n' freed tha Shadowman n' tha Apothicons.

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat afta tha Warden left, Arlington arrived n' helped Primis escapin they cells fo' realz. As they ran back ta tha lab, they was stopped by tha Warden whoz ass turned tha fuck into a giant version of his dirty ass yo. Dude was, however, restrained by tha spiritz of Salvatore DeLuca, Bizzley Handsome n' Finn O'Leary whoz ass launched his ass tha fuck into tha sky. Inside tha lab, another cryopod was revealed n' Primis started its thawin sequence. Primis then confronted tha Warden up in front of tha Dark Mechanizzle next ta tha Model Industries ta prevent his ass from acquirin tha last piece of tha Mechanism. Durin tha fight, Primis Richtofen decided ta step inside tha Dark Mechanizzle n' gave his blood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! In tha meantime, tha cryopod opened revealin Post-Great Battle Richtofen bustin a cold-ass lil chainmail n' holdin tha elemenstrual gem yo. Dude joined tha fight n' used tha gem ta bust a cap up in tha Warden n' tha zombies, freein they spirits from tha pocket dimension.

Post-Great Battle Richtofen revealed ta Primis Nikolai dat tha future had chizzled n' handed his ass tha Kronorium advisin his ass ta read it yo. Dude explained ta Primis Nikolai dat he must keep his thugged-out ass up in order ta defeat Monty ta which Primis Nikolai replied "Who??". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several portals rocked up n' Post-Great Battle Richtofen moved ta tha Dark Mechanizzle where he revealed ta Primis Richtofen dat tha cycle was now fucked up n' dat they insurizzle policies - tha blood vials - was no longer needed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude grabbed tha Summonin Key n' joined Primis, whoz ass had smashed they blood vials, before steppin all up in tha portals leavin Primis Richtofen ta take a thugged-out dirtnap as tha pocket dimension was collapsing.

Nikolaiz Grand Scheme Edit

Afta leavin Alcatraz, Primis Nikolai, now assumin tha role of leader, Dempsey, Takeo, n' Post-Great Battle Richtofen teleported inside tha Hangar 4 at Groom Lake up in 1963 where they kicked it wit wit they Ultimis selves. Primis Nikolai revealed ta dem dat there would be a war ta be fought, tha Great War, before teleportin away from tha Hangar.

Acquirin tha Elemenstrual Shard Edit

Primis n' Ultimis then arrived at Camp Edward, Nevada on October 13th, 2025. They reactivated tha facilitizzle n' its A.I, Rushmore. They needed tha Elemenstrual Shard fo' tha next step of they journey. Da shard was locked inside tha Gangsta Pyramid Device n' Rushmore needed ta test dem ta give dem access ta dat shit. Durin they exploration, they found Peta McCain trapped inside a android; wit tha help of Rushmore, which deemed Peta as "someone straight-up blingin ta humanityz future", Primis n' Ultimis transferred his ass inside a Elemenstrual Orb. Peta then flew away from Camp Edward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When they opened tha Pyramid, they busted out Cornelius Pernell whoz ass was transformed by tha shard tha fuck into a entitizzle called Avogadro. With tha release of Avogadro, a nuke was detonated but was ineffective. They managed ta contain Avogadro inside tha APD long enough fo' Rushmore ta transfer it ta tha Hanford Joint fo' realz. Afta they retrieved tha shard, Maxis contacted dem sayin dat shiznit was "too late". Maxis then teleported Samantha n' Eddie away from tha Doggy Den before bein smokin kickin it by Monty. When Samantha arrived at Camp Edward, she unleashed her fury causin tremendous damage ta Camp Edward before statin ta Eddie dat they would fight tha Great War, bust a cap up in Monty n' burn tha Doggy Den ta tha ground.

Resolvin tha Paradox Edit

Afta they trip up in Camp Edward, Primis n' Ultimis, accompanied wit Samantha n' Eddie, settled down up in a gangbangin' forest. They proceeded ta big-up they future victory round a cold-ass lil campfire, drankin n' smokin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Primis Nikolai explained ta dem dat tha Great War, tha Apothicons, tha Keepers, tha Dark Aether, tha Shadowman n' Monty is just legend n' talez from tha Kronorium yo. Dude revealed both tha Shadowman n' Monty became corrupted by tha Dark Aether, one from his own ambizzle n' tha other tryin desperately ta save his wild lil' playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin' yo. Dude revealed tha top billin war was tha war they was fightin against theyselves fo' realz. As they keep celebrating, Primis Nikolai holla'd at dem ta be thinkin bout what tha fuck they desired, where they wanna ta bounce tha fuck out. Unbeknownst ta them, they dranks was poisoned by Primis Nikolai. They took a dirt nap painfully wit only Ultimis Richtofen survivin tha poison but turnin back tha fuck into Undead Richtofen.

Undead Richtofen then contacted Victis whoz ass gots outta they cryogenic podz before tha Alcatraz Pocket Dimension collapsed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They stepped all up in a portal n' left tha pocket dimension. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Victis arrived up in the abandoned Group 935z Siberian facilitizzle n' Undead Richtofen holla'd at dem ta build a Agartha device. In tha facility, they encountered Pablo Marinus whoz ass survived tha operation performed by Ultimis Richtofen up in 1945 n' was then livin inside tha facilitizzle as a hermit fo' years.

Pablo Marinus holla'd at Victis his schmoooove ass could build tha Agarthan Device fo' dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Victis recovered tha Vril Vessel inside tha facilitizzle as well as tha blood of a Apothicon inside tha stranded Ascension Group ship. They also retrieved tha Elemenstrual Shard busted by Primis Nikolai n' gave dem ta Pablo Marinus fo' realz. As they activated tha Agarthan Device, it started ta evolve, affectin all tha Element 115 round tha area. Primis Nikolai taxed Victis ta stay close ta tha Device n' ta protect it until it reached its final state. Once charged, Victis returned tha Agarthan Device ta Pablo Marinus whoz ass used it ta create a portal up in order ta git all up in Da Great Battle n' help Primis Richtofen breakin tha cycle. Victis then retrieved tha thang n' busted it ta Primis Nikolai.

Usin tha Agarthan Device, Primis Nikolai fucked wit tha Summonin Key before cappin' Undead Richtofen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. With tha destruction of tha Summonin Key, realitizzle collapsed, n' tha whole creation started ta fade away includin Victis, tha zombies, tha Apothicons, Element 115 n' Monty his dirty ass. Everythang dat spewed forth from tha Aether was banished ta where they belonged, tha Dark Aether.

Primis Nikolai then axed Samantha ta bust a cap up in his muthafuckin ass. With tha dirtnap of Primis n' Ultimis, tha paradox was resolved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! As tha multiverse faded away, Samantha n' Eddie strutted towardz tha light n' tha fuck into tha unknown.

Chaos Story Edit

Ancient Times Edit

For millennia, tha Ghetto was filled wit Prima Materia, tha straight-up original gangsta matter, tha raw chaos. Da resource was plentiful, humanitizzle mined deep tha fuck into tha Ghetto ta recover dat shit. With it, ancient rulers, mackdaddys, priests n' emperors pimped bangin n' prosperin civilizations. But tha juice of Prima Materia consumed them, they benevolence turned ta greed n' they stopped carin fo' they people. One by one, they civilizations fell, n' wars was waged. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Thus, tha Prima Materia was extinguished. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But humanitizzle found a way ta create a endless supply of dis first matter n' shit. This knowledge was deemed too fucked up n' dat mankind couldn’t be trusted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Men of science, philosophy n' reason came together ta protect n' keep dat knowledge safe. They was known as tha Nine.

Their collection of knowledge grew as mankind progressed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Each freshly smoked up discovery made was secured by tha Nine ta preserve it from humanity. Over tha centuries, they collection became legend n' mankind’s illest pursuit.

But tha Nine was mortals n' as such was affected by they thoughts n' beliefs. Once, they decided ta release they knowledge ta tha ghetto as a funky-ass beacon of humanity’s intelligence n' potential. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Wars was fought. Da Nine took they knowledge n' hid it once again n' again n' again from mankind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! But they believed dat among all humanity, some playas was worthy of they knowledge. They came ta create tha Sentinel Artifacts, based round tha different mythologies known ta man.

Yo, sometimes afta tha 2nd century BCE, Perseus arrived up in Delphi wit his crazy-ass pimps n' his crazy-ass mount Pegasus. Perseus kicked it wit wit tha Pythia n' gave her his fuckin lil' demands, activatin a Sentinel Artifact ta prove his dirty ass worthy of takin his fatherz throne on Mount Olympus. When tha Pythia refused, augurin fuck up, Perseus had her two sistas detained. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Fearin fo' they lives, tha Pythia activated tha Sentinel Trial before bein locked ta her chair by Perseus fo' realz. At first, dat freaky freaky biatch helped Perseus n' his crazy-ass pimps but as tha months went by, her big-ass booty stopped helpin dem wild-ass muthafuckas fo' realz. Afta tha Pythiaz sistas tried ta escape, Perseus had dem beheaded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da trial ran fo' centuries n' Perseus, now alone, was trapped up in a cold-ass lil chamber by tha Pythia before bein beat down by zombies.

Durin tha second half of 19th century, Alistair Rhodes, a wealthy British adventurer, looted a cold-ass lil ghetto estate up in Hampshire, England afta he learnt bout Druid ruins on tha land n' renamed it Rhodes Manor fo' realz. At tha end of tha century, Alistair brought his fuckin lil' daughter, Scarlett ta a museum where he axed her ta peep fo' anybody observin dem while da thug was lookin fo' a item, a funky-ass black rock glistenin wit diamonds. Unfortunately, policemen arrived n' Alistair was arrested. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scarlett was separated from her daddy n' grew up wit relatives, up in care cribs or amongst nuns. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch never saw her daddy again n' again n' again fo' tha next 15 years.

In 1909, hundredz of dissident thugz of tha Rosicrucian Order up in England pimped a freshly smoked up cult under tha leadershizzle of tha High Priest of Chaos. Da goal of dis freshly smoked up Order is ta force mankind ta evolve by acquirin tha Sentinel Artifacts n' accessin tha knowledge of tha Nine fo' realz. Alistair, whoz ass has hustled bout dis freshly smoked up order n' judgin they intentions as nefarious, started his cold-ass trip ta access tha knowledge of tha Nine n' empower humanitizzle wit dat shit.

Alistair Rhodes Travels Edit

Morocco Edit

Da followin year, up in September 1910, Alistair gots on over ta Morocco ta hook up Bruno Delacroix, a gangbangin' forma enforcer of a cold-ass lil criminal gang up in tha Paris underworld whoz ass joined tha French Foreign Legion afta tha attempted assassination of Michel Depardieu which resulted wit tha dirtnap of his fuckin lil pimp n' a funky-ass bounty on Bruno’s head from his wild lil' forma boss, named Lebeau fo'sho fo' realz. Alistair explained ta Bruno dat his wild lil' forma associates stole a object he’s lookin fo' n' dat they should not be allowed ta have nor they employers, tha newly formed Order n' shit. Bruno agreed ta assist Alistair n' tha two gots on over ta Constantinople, tha capital of tha Ottoman Empire. They ambushed tha convoy n' stole a big-ass wooden box before rollin ta tha Basilica Cistern wit tha rest of tha criminal gang hustlin dem wild-ass muthafuckas fo' realz. Afta arrivin ta tha cistern, Alistair revealed dat tha wooden box contained tha object da thug was lookin for, tha Scepta of Ra fo' realz. Alistair needed tha Scepta ta reveal a map hidden inside tha cistern pointin ta Angkor Wat up in tha French Protectorate of Cambodia. Unfortunately fo' tha duo, tha gang found dem n' Lebeau ordered tha thugz ta storm tha cistern ta git tha Scepta back before tha arrival of tha Order n' shit. Bruno managed ta bust a cap up in tha gang thugz yo, but Alistair was captured by Lebeau fo'sho. Bruno rushed ta Lebeau ta save Alistair n' took nuff muthafuckin bullets up in tha chest but managed ta crush his skull wit his bare hand, cappin' his muthafuckin ass. Bruno succumbed ta his wild lil' fuck-ups only ta be revived by Alistair wit tha Scepta of Ra. Breathang again, Bruno swore ta help Alistair whenever he needz his muthafuckin ass.

Only one gang member survived tha encounter n' shit. When he gots outta tha cistern, tha High Priest n' nuff muthafuckin cultists was waitin fo' his muthafuckin ass fo' realz. Afta peepin' dat tha Scepta of Ra has been jacked from tha gang, tha High Priest n' tha cultists jabbed his ass ta dirtnap.

Cambodia Edit

Yo, nuff muthafuckin months afta tha event, up in March 1911, Alistair kicked it wit wit Stanton Shaw up in tha hood of Siem Reap up in tha French Protectorate of Cambodia. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shaw is close playa of Alistair n' a cold-ass lil chemist whoz ass was so obsessed wit his work dat his hoe left his ass n' took they lil pimps wit her n' shiznit fo' realz. Alistair was tryin ta convince Shaw ta help his ass on his cold-ass trip when German soldiers captured Shaw. Da German fool holla'd at Shaw dat tha gas they used based on his wild lil' formula leaked all up in tha containers cappin' 147 pimps although Shaw fronted it would be perfectly safe durin transport. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shaw was saved from bein executed props ta Alistair whoz ass promised ta give tha fool tha top billin weapon tha ghetto has eva peeped wit tha help of Shaw. They gots on over ta Angkor Wat where Shaw decoded symbols on a wall n' hustled bout Prima Materia sealed behind dat shit. Da soldiers managed ta enta tha hidden room n' found a lil' small-ass jar on a altar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Upon openin it, Prima Materia was busted out tha fuck into tha air n' beat down tha fool n' tha rest of tha soldiers turnin dem tha fuck into zombies fo' realz. Alistair n' Shaw fled all up in tha temple while bein pursued by tha zombies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! While fleeing, Shaw managed ta create a explosive bangin enough ta collapse tha tunnel afta dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Da explosion, however, was so bangin dat a part of tha temple collapsed almost cappin' tha duo. Later, they recalled what tha fuck happened n' Alistair confessed ta Shaw da thug was never there fo' tha Prima Materia n' was glad dat props ta tha explosion tha Order was denied any shiznit bout it fo' realz. Alistair holla'd at Shaw dat he’ll need his ass again n' again n' again one dizzle before leaving. Unbeknownst ta Alistair, tha High Priest was followin his muthafuckin ass.

Yo, sometimes after, Alistair found up tha Norse Artifact was up in tha Natural History Museum up in London n' was bout ta be moved ta a private collection up in tha Harvard Universitizzle up in tha United Hoodz tha next year, up in 1912 fo' realz. Alistair also discovered tha key fo' tha Artifact up in a magazine featurin a Mexican spy named Diego Necalli wit tha key round his neck fo' realz. Afta peepin' Diego was willin ta hook up Alistair, Alistair’s butler, Godfrey, made tha travel arrangements.

Mexico Edit

Alistair n' Diego kicked it wit up in a saloon up in Ciudad Juárez durin tha Mexican Revolution fo' realz. Alistair holla'd at Diego da thug was lookin fo' tha top billin juice mankind has eva known n' dat he needed his crazy-ass medallion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Diego replied his crazy-ass medallion was a cold-ass lil crew heirloom n' recounted dat his crazy-ass mutha holla'd at his ass dat shiznit was part of suttin' bigger dat needed ta be protected, ta be kept safe yo. Dude refused ta give it ta Alistair before tha two pimps was interrupted by tha High Priest n' thugz of tha Order, bustin aiiight threadz instead of they ceremonial dress, whoz ass was also lookin fo' tha key fo' realz. A fight broke up n' Diego was knocked unconscious while Alistair was captured by tha Order n' shiznit fo' realz. Alistair managed ta loot a revolver from one of tha cultists before bein saved by Diego n' tha two pimps escaped rockin a cold-ass lil carriage. Diego finally agreed ta give his crazy-ass medallion ta Alistair, hopin ta have it returned one day, before spittin some lyrics ta his ass ta leave tha hood fo' his safety fo' realz. Although they couldn’t git tha medallion, tha Order was able ta find Scarlett.

Fearin fo' his wild lil' freakadelic game n' believin her ass is phat enough ta overcome what tha fuck is ta come, Alistair freestyled a letta ta Scarlett where he explained his cold-ass travels n' tha Order’s intentions yo. Dude busted tha letta wit a package containin tha key fo' tha Norse Artifact as well as tickets fo' tha RMS Titanic. Upon receivin tha letter, Scarlett left fo' Rhodes Manor.

Burnin of Rhodes Manor Edit

In tha evenin of March 20th, 1912, Alistair Rhodes invited dozenz of playaz n' relations up in Rhodes Manor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Before tha guests arrived, Godfrey knocked up Alistair n' locked his ass up in tha Cristal cellar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Godfrey fell tha fuck under tha influence of tha Order afta bein capped n' revived wit tha Scepta of Ra wit a red mark appearin on his wild lil' forehead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Durin tha party, Scarlett arrived at Rhodes Manor only ta be fend off by Godfrey n' pursued by tha High Priest n' his cultists tha fuck into tha forest nearby. Inside tha Manor, Godfrey, still under tha influence of tha Order, started drawin glyphs on tha ground before bein approached by a shitload of Alistair’s guests, Gideon Jones, Christina Fowler n' Jonathan Warwick fo' realz. At tha same time, thugz of tha Order activated tha Celtic Artifact, which was up in tha possession of Alistair Rhodes, startin tha trial n' releasin Prima Materia tha fuck into tha Manor turnin all tha guests tha fuck into zombies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Only Godfrey n' tha three other guests was saved from tha Prima Materia props ta tha glyphs.

Outside of tha Manor, Scarlett hustled tha High Priest n' tha cultists up in tha woodz where she capped nuff muthafuckin cultists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was briefly subdued by tha High Priest but managed ta bust a cap up in his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude warned her dat dat thugged-out biiiatch can’t stop dem n' mo' will come. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scarlett entered Rhodes Manor only ta find tha guests, whoz ass was chizzled back ta normal, was capped by tha Order n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch took a revolver n' started lookin fo' her father.

With tha trial completed n' tha Shadow Werewolf capped, a vision of tha Norse Artifact rocked up inside tha Manor fo' realz. At tha same moment, tha red mark rocked up on Godfrey’s forehead n' he capped Gideon, Christina n' Jonathan, callin dem unworthy before orderin tha rest of tha cultists ta load Alistair tha fuck into a cold-ass lil hoopty n' muthafuckin bounce. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scarlett blasted Godfrey up in tha back n' axed his ass where Alistair Rhodes was. Godfrey holla'd at her dat biiiiatch was too late n' can’t stop what tha fuck was ta come. Durin tha confrontation, a gangbangin' fire broke up n' soon tha all Manor was on fire. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scarlett jumped up in a cold-ass lil hoopty n' pursued tha cultists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Unfortunately, her hoopty broke durin tha pursuit n' crashed on tha side of tha road. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Alistair was then loaded tha fuck into a plane before it took off.

In tha followin month, Scarlett contacted Bruno Delacroix, Stanton Shaw n' Diego Necalli as they was tha only playas her daddy trusted ta help her if da thug was captured by tha Order n' shit. On April 10th, 1912, tha four kicked it wit up in Southampton where Scarlett explained ta dem what tha fuck happened dat night n' what tha fuck they’ll gotta do, loot tha Norse Artifact. They all agreed ta help her find her daddy n' tha crew embarked on tha Titanic.

Sinkin of tha Titanic Edit

Durin the night of April 14th, 1912, tha crew started they plan ta loot tha Norse Artifact. Diego charmed one of tha passengers, Lady McKendrick, n' stole tha key ta tha millionaire suite where Bruno n' Shaw busted a gas tha fuck into tha cargo room rockin tha pneumatic tubes up in tha suite. Once tha guard was knocked out, Scarlett entered tha room n' rockin a thang of her own invention ta open tha safe where tha Artifact was kept. Unfortunately, tha plan didn’t go as planned when a cold-ass lil cultist, bearin tha red mark on his wild lil' forehead, stole tha Artifact from Scarlett n' took tha medallion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. While tryin ta flee, da thug was stopped by Bruno, Shaw n' Diego whoz ass regrouped wit Scarlett. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Surrounded, tha cultist activated tha Norse Artifact but was kicked outta tha protectizzle circle by Scarlett n' turned tha fuck into a zombie like tha rest of tha passengers n' crew. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soon after, tha Titanic struck a massive iceberg allowin wata ta seep in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da crew proceeded ta complete tha trial n' beat tha Eye of Malice n' Despair fo' realz. Afta tha trial was completed, all tha passengers n' tha crew turned back ta aiiight n' a vision of a thugged-out doorway surrounded by two snake headz rocked up in tha cargo hold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Soon after, tha Titanic started sinkin n' Scarlett, Bruno, Shaw n' Diego took a gameboat. While they was waitin fo' rescue, Shaw recalled havin peeped tha doorway before only up in books, dat shiznit was up in Delphi fo' realz. A red mark rocked up on Bruno’s forehead.

Journey ta Delphi Edit

In tha followin days, tha crew gots on over ta Delphi up in tha Mackdaddydom of Greece n' ventured up in a cold-ass lil cave where they found a sealed door. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da voice of a Oracle, tha Pythia, invited dem ta breathe tha vapors ta find tha knowledge they was seekin but warned dem dat shiznit was not intended fo' mortal man.

Openin tha Door Edit

Upon breathang tha vapors, tha crew was transported across millennia n' raised up in a ancient coliseum durin what tha fuck it seems antiquity. They peeped tha High Priest of Chaos activatin tha Egyptian Artifact up in front of hundredz of cultists, all spared by tha Prima Materia. Da High Priest was forcin slaves ta complete tha trial fo' him, n' Scarlett, Shaw, Diego n' Bruno was tha next contenders. Da crew completed tha trial, beat tha Guardian, a elephant named Fury, n' Wrath, tha Champion of tha Nine, another elephant. Once tha trial was completed, a portal rocked up wit tha word "Poseidon". Upon reachin his hand tha fuck into tha portal, tha High Priest was beat down by Prima Materia only ta be saved by tha glyphs under his crazy-ass mask. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scarlett ordered tha High Priest ta grant dem clemency as dictated up in tha Novum Ignotum proclamation yo, but tha High Priest ordered his cultists ta behead dem wild-ass muthafuckas.

Freein tha Oracle Edit

Afta awakenin from tha hallucination, Scarlett immediately went towardz a gate near them, placin her hand upon ancient symbols ta open tha gate fo' realz. As tha gate opened, it revealed a tunnel, revealin tha ancient hood of Delphi. Noticin tha ropes ta climb down ta tha hood, tha crew realized dat they was not tha straight-up original gangsta ta tread upon dis hood. Whilst inside tha hood, they is hustled by tha Pythia ta tha Temple of Apollo, where they found dat biiiiatch was imprisoned within tha hood. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch proclaimed dat like her, Alistair was trapped up in Delphi.

Whilst on they journey, tha crew encountered Perseus, whoz ass has turned tha fuck into the Zombie Warlord. While examinin some runes, Bruno was taken over by his Dark-self, n' capped Shaw. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shaw was subsequently revived by Bruno rockin tha Sceptre of Ra, allowin tha Order ta take control. Soon after, tha crew confronted Perseus, whoz ass took control of Pegasus by strikin his ass wit his sword. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Afta cappin' both Pegasus n' Perseus n' retrievin tha key, tha crew moonwalked back ta tha Temple of Apollo ta free tha Oracle. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scarlett stayed wit tha Pythia while Diego, Bruno, n' Shaw left ta find Alistair, beneath tha Temple. They discovered dat Alistair alongside nuff muthafuckin thugz of tha Order, was turned ta stone. Diego realized tha legit intent of tha Oracle, n' rushed ta save Scarlett fo' realz. As Scarlett freed tha dyin Oracle, da hoe became mesmerized by tha Pythia which allowed her ta bust knowledge of modern history. Diego confronted tha Pythia, whoz ass revealed her muthafuckin ass as Medusa. Diego hid behind a pillar as tha Pythia attemped ta battle his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch then busted out Scarlett, now up in a cold-ass lil comatose state, before pickin up one of tha cultistz mask n' strutted towardz tha Eternal Flame. Protected from tha Prima Materia, dat biiiiatch witnessed a vision up in tha Eternal Flame fo' realz. As Diego hid wit Scarlett behind a pillar, Medusa proclaimed dat dat biiiiatch would access tha Library of tha Nine, n' dat tha Ghetto would be hers.