So the trailer for “Wicked Single,” VH1’s entry into the Southie reality show sweepstakes, is out and it is Wicked Bad.

First three seconds: “Boston is a city of (bleeping) champions,” says the voice-over as a scene of Fenway Park flashes on screen. Fail.

Next we hear a young lady expound on her philosophy of life: “Work haaaahd but pahhhty haaaaadahhhh.” Worst Boston accent ever. Makes Julianne Moore in “30 Rock” sound like a Wahlberg.

“When our group gets together, it’s just total chaos,” says another swinging single as a group of generic 20-somethings drink and play pool in a nondescript bar while one guy exposes his flabby belly. They don’t look like they are having an exceptionally fabulous time.

The show, brought to you by the creators of “Jersey Shore,” debuts on St. Patrick’s Day. Natch. Because everyone in Boston is Irish, don’t cha know???

Meanwhile, A&E’s “Southie Rules,” which follows the adventures of the dim-bulb Niedzwiecki clan, made a less-than-auspicious start. After just two weeks, the show was switched from its 10 p.m. Tuesday time slot to the TV dead zone that is 10 p.m. on Saturday. Where, we predict, it will not rule …

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