She wakes up in another universe, meets mysterious creatures and goes on adventures, raises an undead army and keeps complaining about how cliched everything is, while threatening to destroy the world for a cup of coffee... Wait. Something is not right here. Follow Christabel's quest to survive a world so cliched it hurts her brain, understand why everybody is mistaking her for a super-powerful necromancer (okay, there were the skeleton dwarves, but that was an accident, she swears), and find a cup of coffee. Also, a way home would be nice... but mostly coffee. Constructive criticism is very welcome ^_^