We’ve had a topic showing pictures of women before and after they hit the wall, but AFAIK nothing dedicated to your experiences of women you know hitting the wall. So here’s mine – please move if covered elsewhere.

About 8 years ago, a friend of mine married a woman who was a solid 8 at the time. Full scale frosty bitch. She wouldn’t have crossed the road to p~~~ on me if I was on fire, much less offer a civil word in conversation. She was 32 when they married. In the wedding photographs she looks like a Vogue cover girl. His employment prospects weren’t much but he had tons of women fawning over him as apparently he is quite a pretty boy.

They now have 2 kids, and Prissy Missy is now 40 and has hit the wall harder than a JATO-propelled car in the Arizona desert. She has put on 30 pounds and sunk to a low 4, and she knows it.

I met this hag at a party last month, and whaddya know?! The hair tossing started as soon as I walked in the room. I am not much to look at but my job pays waaaay better than my buddy’s and is far more secure. And now suddenly when I am facing in her general direction, there seems to be an urgent need for her to run both hands through her hair whilst holding her head back and thrusting her t~~~ out.

My buddy is driving himself into the ground in a s~~~ty job he hates, to support this bitch while she works part time. I think he knows what she’s like now, but it’s too late. You can see it in his eyes, poor bastard.

So to all you guys out there who are thinking of getting married:

LEARN FROM OTHER’S MISTAKES. BECAUSE IF YOU MAKE THEM YOURSELF, YOU WILL PAY AND PAY WITHOUT END.