The popular white bitch from your local Jersey Shore high school has taken to social media to announce that she wants the coronavirus because it is the new trend.

Tiffany Bensen, 26, of Asbury Park says that when she was in high school she always hopped on the new trends, “I tried molly when the football team was doing it back in the day; I love the trends.”

Bensen, who is now on lockdown at her local hospital says that she doesn’t give a fuck about the haters, “The coronavirus is just the latest trend – I feel great,” she said interrupted by her coughing and sneezing.

The New Jersey Department Of Health has confirmed that Bensen is, “a fucking imbecile.”

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