If the size of the porn industry is any indication, it would seem as if humanity views all other aspects of life as distractions from what we'd prefer to be doing every moment of the day: fuckin'. But thanks to the power of data, science has found that people aren't nearly as sex-obsessed as the conventional wisdom would have you believe ...

4 We Prefer Lots Of Boring Things To Sex

"She stopped having sex with me to check her phone!" sounds like a stand-up bit that would be immediately followed by a rant about kids these days and their Snapchats. Not only is it a boring Black Mirror plot, but it also defeats the unspoken hierarchy of Shit You Should Be Paying Attention To. If you're in the middle of sex, then logically, the thing you're paying attention to most is sex. Your Instagram follower count is maybe in fourth place, after the snack you're gonna have when the sexin' is done and trying not to fart.

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Yet in one survey, 62 percent of women admitted to stopping mid slip-n-slide to check their phone, because that's how important sex is sometimes -- good, but not unread text good. And in a rare bit of men being more sensitive to the needs of their partners, a paltry 48 percent of them check their phones mid-hump, meaning it's very likely some couples just pause and maybe have a little Pokemon Go break. Is that Squirtle? You bet!

It's not just the phone that is more attractive than bumping grundles, either. 21 percent of women prefer TV to some spunk hockey, and while 21 percent isn't helping you pass any tests, it's still one in five. One in five women, when presented with the option of riding the slippery seal, just shrug and put on Top Chef.