MAGA: the Blathering

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Black

Whether it's evil, stupidity, or terrible Smiths covers, black is the color of people in general being shitty to one another.

Blue

The part of government in the shadows, including both the bureaucratic ability to slow things down and the conspiracy theories that treat it with suspicion.

Green

It's all about the left, be it minorities, dirty hippies or establishment democrats. Also, lots of the Mary Jane, if you know what I mean.

Red

Chaos! Damage! The Press! Deplorable assholes!.

White

White is the home of the Establishment, the part of Washington that doesn't like to rock the boat.

Land

Oh, the places we'll go! Assuming we're not detained indefinitely by customs for no legal reason!

Artifacts

The emperor may have no clothes, but he sure likes to play with his toys!

Celebrities

Celebrities have opinions, which you value highly if they match yours!

The Antiestablishment Left

The house is on fire, and these people are still holding a grudge about Bernie.

The Republican Establishment

Evil, but, you know, lawful evil! And by comparison, not as bad as we thought!

Bureaucrats

The only thing keeping us from chaos are career civil servants intent on serving America faithfully and trying not to get fired!

Deplorables

The unholy marriage of sexism, white supremacy, and being an asshole to everyone on Twitter

Minority Voices

Pardon if they aren't quite as willing to suffer four years as Trump, given their rights are the first to go!

Democrats

Usually feckless and corporatist, they are now in a situation where all they can do is play defense!!

Armed Authorities

Customs officials and police feel the cuffs are off now when dealing with all those pesky brown and black people!

Conspiracists

Our President treats Alex Jones as a credible news source. Just let that sink in.

The Media

Torn between the clicks the Trump White House gives them, and the desire to stall the fall of the Republic!

Multicolor (3+ Colors)

These are the things too awesome to fit your puny 2 color paradigm!

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Antiestablishment (B/G) | Armed Authorities (R/U) | Bureaucrats (U/W) | Celebrities (B/G) | Conspiracists (B/U)

Democrats (W/G) | Deplorables (R/B) | Media (R/W) | Minorities (G/R) | Republicans (B/W)



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