I don't believe that I am alone in demanding the President use all means necessary to stop these radical terrorists.

UPDATE:

After seeing my diary immortalized on the Political Action Committee known as Fox News, I have taken some time to review my diary, and after soul searching, prayer and consultation with a higher power I would like to apologize...

...for not going far enough! Not only was this guy the grand wizard of the teabag movement, I believe future teabaggers will use the terrorist's name as a rallying call for some sort of mutiny of perverts! And as far as the news model that read the story, I am prettier then her.

Thank you, thank you.