I've joined the ranks

I added this to my basket due to a discount, having thrown my old one back when I had to hide toys. I didn't rate these at all, they just felt nice when in my bum, same as anything else does.

This one seemed no different, but then yesterday happened.

Guys, if P-waves and P-gasms still elude you, try switching it up. Sod all that peaceful, temple type vibe for tapping into some deep primal rhythm - go hard! I got bored so started giving the handle a good wiggle, warmth flooded my hip / pelvis area, then little rushes came over me, I felt on the edge of something for maybe 15 minutes, it was crazy, I pissed twice and it felt like I was losing my mind with pleasure - and I know how made up that sounds. When I finally thought to start thrusting it in and out I started choke-yelping, the tiny twitches I could see in the mirror actually felt like my arse was turning inside out, I couldn't physically carry out the final thrusts that'd tip me over whatever the next edge was, with my partners help ohhhhh golly it'll be BIG. Come started dripping out and I wasn't hard nor had I touched my cock or balls. I wasn't sure if poppers would help or kill it, figured I'd already come so why not try - unbelievable. Soft yet hornier than I think I've ever been, my come almost flowing out, it was more than dripping, less than leaking. This toy got a puddle of hot come out of me, I am in effin disbelief. All my own words, no sponsorship or anything, just wow, deserved few words this one!

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