1. Do they think I'm going to hold that? No thank you, I can see it from here.

2. Oh, I'm holding it. This is really happening.

3. How did we get here.

4. OK, it's all right. This will be totally fine.

5. Nope! Not OK. Wow, it's really moving. Is it supposed to be moving this much?

6. Do I make eye contact with it? Are there some rules or guidelines I missed?