All your friends are polluting the world with excess children that suckle their wallets dry, and here you are with no kids, able to do whatever you want, whenever you want, and have so much cash your wallet's about to explode George Costanza style. Why not gloat a little bit with one of those stupid rear window family decals that every human in the world hates besides people with sticky fingered children. Featuring two sharp minded stick figure adults, two bags of money, and some gold bars for good measure, the childless rear window decal was most likely inspired by this corresponding XKCD comic.

The childless window decal with money bags is made from self-adhesive white vinyl, includes application instructions to apply to your window, can be removed easily with a heated hair dryer, can be customized with names if you like for some extra cash, and measures 5 inches tall x 10 inches wide.

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- via TIWIB