i love blowing straight guys because they've never really had a blowjob until they've had one from a dude

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i don't agree, there are a number of variables that will ultimately determine the quality of dicksuckery offered by any given gender imo

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you're entitled to your wrong opinion

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IA, there are plenty of guys that don't know how to give great head just like there are plenty of girls who don't know how to properly eat a girl out.

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Yeah, same guy fed me that "boys give the best blowjes" bullshit gave me the worst blowjob ever. And he was at least 40 so I assume he had many years to work on his technique. I ended up asking him to just jerk me off and he couldn't even do that right.

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Teach us your ways sis

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Oh you and your nonsense

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you're such a stupid straight man trapped in a gay man's body.

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lol please.

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my ultimate fantasy - teach me your ways.

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excuse me i have great blowjob skills

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da delusions



men suck at sex for the most part

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please dont take away the only thing im good at

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britney i thought u were an ally smh this judgmental look

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lmfao

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i miss kc

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jesus christ that phil guy is hot as fuck



and tbh i love eating ass and fingering boys and i am a woman so that guy in the video does not know what he is talking about and i also hate his shaved chest, it looks like it's made of wax

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davey wavey is such a piece of shit dont worry about him

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You are my role model. Finally a girl who admits doing that stuff

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Good for you girl, i appreciate your dedication!

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When he said "noted heterosexual" and Phil said hi, my first though was "Guuuuurrrrrl....".

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davey's face looks like its been pushed out, so gaunt. i cant believe i used to like his vids.

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I can already tell this post will devolve into nothing but reaction GIFs so let me start:

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I am SO here for this show

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Dude how do they come up with this & get to air it on tv....

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it's late night programing tbh

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Oh that makes sense

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it's japan...



there's also an episode where it's a female porn star versus a super vibrator.

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you know what lmao .....

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LMAO

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it was legit SO disturbing seeing little girls sing this while at the mall





with their mothers close behind



the twins are embarrassed about this song, too lol

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This is like an extreme version of the Kenny vs Spenny where they had an ep where whoever got an erection first lost and they each got to choose the other persons stripper.

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oh

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ummmmmmm

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LOL ur icon I loved Ken in that movie

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lmao ikr he was my fave

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No comeback here

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this gif is making me dizzy



look how fucking high he is I mean shit

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i know i'm a control freak but damn free-falling seems like the scariest thing in the world to me

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THIS. dnw

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Eh

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"Against his will" meaning he doesn't want to come. He consents to having his dick sucked and has to last a certain number of minutes to win.

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Thanks for explaining. I thought they meant against having his dick sucked...cuz then that's sexual assault.

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omg yes! I still wonder if he was using that as an excuse to come out

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??????????????



idk why i'm so skeptical though. it's not like we know why some people are gay and some aren't.

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yeah idk i've heard of people getting foreign language/accent syndrome after strokes, but i'd never seen this

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