Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.

Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.

When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.

The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.

Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.

Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.

Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.

If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.

The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.