Just before Pigu went into his house after a long school day, he saw an agitated Revo looking his way.

"Hey, Revo! What's up?" asked the Pigu.

"I'm sick of your bullshit, pigu." replied Revo. "I've been thinking about the past run and all of it's glitches. You wanted to put in extra features but all it did was cause glitches and trouble for the stream!"

"Revo.... we.. we already talked about this! You know it wasn't just my fault." stuttered the fearful Pigu.

"I don't care about that anymore. You suggested the additions, but all that has happened was controversy, free coins and glitches. Everyone has started mocking us for it!

...but I found a solution. I just need to get rid of you. Then, all the glitches would be removed." grinned Revo.

"No! Anything but that!" Exclaimed Pigu, on the verge of tears. He didn't want to leave his position as top leaker and havoc causer. It was his life. He hated streamer with a passion, and he hated the community most of all. One time he applied as Live Updater and caused so much trouble, he was kicked out and even banned for a few days. He loved it all.

Pigu started fantasizing about all of the drama he caused while he was part of the active community. From threatening to kill himself, writing up that Streamer x Revo fanfic, heck, he even caused the moderators to put up a new rule and he was featured on /r/SubredditDrama!

Revo was still lecturing him about all of his wrongdoings. Then pigu realised, without Revo he would not have power in the community! What was he going to do when he was kicked out of the romhack business?

"Please Revo! D-Dont leave me! I will make sure I won't create any more bugs again!! I'll do anything if you keep me in the team!!" cried Pigu

"...anything?" Revo said, and started to devilishly smile.

"Yes! What do you want me to do!? I can code a game where you are the hero of TPP, stomping all the digletts faster than Leech King if you want. I could remove all traces of that fanfic on the internet for you! I could hire a guy from Nintendo to promote whatever you say! I could-"

"Give me gold." Revo commanded. It was the hardest thing to do of them all.

"...Gild you!? That's out of the question! I hate it when anyone gets gold and I wish you will die for saying that! Fuck you!"

"Can't gild me? Well, just like you stated, fuck me instead!" Revo grinned. He took his shirt off, pulled down his pants and walked up to him.

Revo spread out his legs in front of Pigu, who was suprised to see he was not wearing any underwear. Revo grabbed Pigu and pushed his face down into his balls. Pigu started to lick it like it was the last thing he could do. Revo groaned in pleasure while Pigu was licking his entire body, feeling him up his legs and raising Revo's crotch to his.

Pigu started to strip himself, and soon they were both naked. Revo spat on his hands and started rubbing his warm saliva around his butthole. He then went into a crouching position while Pigu started to fuck him.

In and out, in and out. Revo and Pigu were squealing in delight, while Pigu's pink diglett was having a fun time inside of Revo's big gaping hole. Revo demanded Pigu to talk dirty to him. Pigu said a variety of dank memes while Revo enjoyed all of the inches inside his rear. Pigu then filled Revo with his milky, white love and they moaned in unison. The deal had been done.

"REVO AND PIGU, COME HERE THIS INSTANT!"

They turned their heads to see where the shout had come from, and on the pavement with a new, red bike, was Deku. He was laughing his head off.

"Wow revo, I knew you were a faggot, but I didn't know you were THAT kind of faggot!!!"

Pigu started to hastily dress up again while Deku continued to mock them. Revo sat there, unfazed, as he had gotten what he wanted.

Revo looked up at Pigu.