HOBO: What took you so long in the vet office?

MITTENS: Disposing of some leftover Alka-Seltzer tablets.



NURSE: Doctor, what should we do? All the animals have rabies!

VET: The horror...the horror...



NURSE: Oh my God! One of the hamsters is so rabid that it just exploded!

VET: Burn it down. Let it burn, and salt the earth.



