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A symbolic representation of r/CODZombies' reaction as well.

Hitler Reacts To The Zombie Chronicles Reveal

00:00 - 00:03 Jason Blundell has come to JCBackburn's channel

00:04 - 00:05 to reveal that DLC 5 is coming to Black Ops 3.

00:05 - 00:07 He also released a timeline for the zombies storyline,

00:08 - 00:12 And announced that DLC 5 is releasing May 16th on the Playstation 4

00:12 - 00:15 And will include Remastered versions of 8 maps from World at War to Black Ops 2.

00:17 - 00:19 Of course, the leaks were real were real. I was a believer all along.

00:19 - 00:21 I can't wait to play the remastered version of Mob of the Dead.

00:24 - 00:26 My Führer...

00:27 - 00:28 Blundell...

00:31 - 00:33 Jason Blundell has revealed the eight maps included

00:34 - 00:36 Mob of the Dead is not being remastered.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who prefers Zelinsky maps over Blundell maps, leave.

01:13 - 01:15 HOW THE FUCK COULD THIS HAPPEN TO US?!

01:15 - 01:17 HOW CAN MOB NOT BE REMASTERED?!

01:18 - 01:23 MOB OF THE DEAD ESTABLISHED THE BLUNDELL CANON, HOW CAN IT NOT BE INCLUDED IN DLC 5?!

01:25 - 01:28 WE NEED TO KNOW HOW PRIMIS ACQUIRED THE BLOOD VIALS

01:29 - 01:31 AFTER ZETSUBOU NO SHIMA'S ENDING!

01:31 - 01:34 OR HOW RICHTOFEN EVEN GOT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!

01:34 - 01:37 AND HOW THE MOBSTER'S BLOOD RELATES TO THE DIMENSIONAL COLLAPSE,

01:37 - 01:40 OR WHAT HAPPENED TO WEASEL AFTER THE CYCLE WAS BROKEN!

01:40 - 01:42 My Führer, they're still remastering other maps...

01:42 - 01:46 TO HELL WITH THE OTHER MAPS! MOB OF THE DEAD WAS MY FAVORITE BLACK OPS 2 MAP!

01:46 - 01:48 My Führer, Origins is still getting remastered and-

01:48 - 01:52 TO HELL WITH ORIGINS, I WANT MY BLUNDERGAT BACK!

01:53 - 01:54 I WANT TO USE THE HELL'S RETRIEVER AGAIN!

01:56 - 01:57 I WANT TO IMMERSE MYSELF IN THE ATMOSPHERE

01:57 - 02:00 AND WATCH THAT FINAL PLANE FLIGHT IN 4K WITH MY PS4 PRO!

02:00 - 02:03 AND TO RELIVE THE WEASEL FIGHT ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE AGAIN!

02:04 - 02:08 I WANT TO SEE THE GOLDEN SPORK, THE AK-47, AND THE UZI COME BACK IN BLACK OPS 3,

02:08 - 02:13 AND TO RUN TRAINS IN THE CAFETERIA AND USE THE ACID TRAP TO GET TO ROUND 100 AGAIN!

02:14 - 02:16 CAN'T THEY GIVE THE FANS WHAT THEY TRULY WANT OUT OF THIS?!

02:17 - 02:21 I JUST WANTED TO SEE AN ELECTRIC CHERRY PERK MACHINE IN PERSON AGAIN!

02:27 - 02:29 I don't want to see it out of that piece of shit Wunderfizz again.

02:30 - 02:34 I just wanted to hear an Electric Cherry jingle for real.

02:34 - 02:36 I am tired of custom mappers outdoing Treyarch in their own line of work.

02:41 - 02:42 I just wanted to see it again...

02:43 - 02:47 BUT THEY HAD TO SCREW IT UP AND NOT INCLUDE IT IN DLC 5!

02:48 - 02:53 I WANTED ALL THE BLUNDELL MAPS TO BE IN ONE GAME TOGETHER FOR ME TO MARATHON THROUGH THEM!

02:54 - 02:56 But Blundell had to fuck it up and not include it alongside Origins.

02:56 - 02:59 But we get fucking Nacht der Untoten for a fifth instead.

03:00 - 03:02 I'm surprised they didn't just remaster Der Riese again to go with it.

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, Black Ops 2 is still backwards compatible on Xbox One

03:14 - 03:16 Treyarch has failed us once again with Black Ops 3.

03:19 - 03:23 It wasn't enough to just let us down during the normal DLC season for Black Ops 3.

03:25 - 03:26 They had to fuck their redemption up too.

03:31 - 03:33 At least we still have mod tools on PC.

03:40 - 03:46 I guess we can just play that Mob remake being made with mod tools.

03:46 - 03:49 It'll never feel the same as playing an official Treyarch map though.