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In the bunker, the Resistance learns the truth about Robert Mueller's testimony.

Hitler Discovers Robert Mueller Knows Nothing

00:00 - 00:03 The Russian collusion case is dead.

00:04 - 00:05 They know Halper set it up.

00:05 - 00:07 Mifsud isn't even Russian.

00:08 - 00:12 They know all about Azra Turk.

00:12 - 00:15 Barr is getting ready to declassify everything.

00:17 - 00:19 We can deal with no collusion.

00:19 - 00:21 We still have Mueller's testimony.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir...

00:27 - 00:28 Mueller...

00:31 - 00:33 Mueller doesn't even know what day it is.

00:34 - 00:36 He just mumbles "beyond my purview" 24/7.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone out. Simpson, Steele, Schiff, Comey, and Clapper can stay.

01:13 - 01:15 "Let Mueller do it!" you said.

01:15 - 01:17 "Mueller will get rid of the bad orange man!"

01:18 - 01:23 You guaranteed that Mueller would clean up the mess you made!

01:25 - 01:28 "Mueller will convince them to impeach!"

01:29 - 01:31 Did you not see what happened today?

01:31 - 01:34 He didn't even deny all the CNN leaks!

01:34 - 01:37 A retarded goldfish would've been more convincing.

01:37 - 01:40 Instead you sent a guy who didn't read his own report!

01:40 - 01:42 Mueller was a Marine. And FBI director!

01:42 - 01:46 He spent five hours out there licking windows and eating glue!

01:46 - 01:48 He was a full partner at Wilmer Hale.

01:48 - 01:52 The man was forced to recant the only good testimony he gave.

01:53 - 01:54 He had to correct Ted Lieu!

01:56 - 01:57 "Full partner at Wilmer Hale."

01:57 - 02:00 More like "PATHETIC FAIL."

02:00 - 02:03 Babylon Bee mocked him for answering a banana phone.

02:04 - 02:08 A f***ing banana phone.

02:08 - 02:13 A regular Fredo Corleone Esquire, this guy.

02:14 - 02:16 "Oh, he's smart. Not dumb, like everyone says."

02:17 - 02:21 The whole point of getting stupid Emo Giraffe Comey fired here...

02:27 - 02:29 ...was to get a special counsel.

02:30 - 02:34 And the whole point of getting a special counsel appointed...

02:34 - 02:36 ...was to get subpoena and grand jury power...

02:41 - 02:42 ...and force impeachment.

02:43 - 02:47 How are we going to impeach Drumpf when the guy who investigated him...

02:48 - 02:53 ...identifies as a f***ing kitty cat on the hunt for Tweety Bird?

02:54 - 02:56 It's over.

02:56 - 02:59 There's no way out from here.

03:00 - 03:02 You made your beds, and now you'll sleep in them.

03:04 - 03:07 Just wait for Rachel Maddow. She'll know what to do.

03:14 - 03:16 You colluded with Russians and got caught.

03:19 - 03:23 You used honeypots and got caught.

03:25 - 03:26 You leaked and got caught.

03:31 - 03:33 Horowitz knows everything.

03:40 - 03:46 Durham knows everything.

03:46 - 03:49 Barr knows everything.