Pokémon Go is taking over the world at an alarming rate, turning seemingly intelligent people in mindless zombies controlled by Niantic and the NSA. The game is a free-to-play, location-based, augmented reality mobile game that leads players directly to church (which sounds good), and then into a bloody battle to the death (which is not good). The game encourages people to trespass on sacred church ground, sometimes encouraging them to "battle" other Pokémon (demons) and be generally disrespectful. Vandalism has been reported.This is unacceptable!

This game is SATANIC and Niantic, Nintento, Google, the NSA, et. al. are using churches to push an evil agenda. Churches are sacred places of worship, not a place to play demonic video games. People need to stop using churches for Satan. Playing the game is not appropriate at church. You should go to church to worship God and praise Jesus and to respect the church, not just to catch a Pokémon.

Pokémon Go players have kayaked to the middle of a lake, jumped down into scenic caves and walked around the outskirts of desolate ravines to catch Pokémon they otherwise might not have been able to. There have been a number of "close calls" resulting in major injuries, and we do not want this at church. These types of antics are NOT welcome at a place of worship, EVER. Church is for praising God, not for battling Pokémon or serving your dark Lord Satan.

We DEMAND Niantic, Nintendo, Google, the NSA, et. al. remove ALL POKESTOPS FROM CHURCHES IMMEDIATELY.