1. He carries a tote bag that’s at once pro-environment, pro-feminism, and pro-reading.

2. When he goes into a sports bar to use the bathroom, he buys a glass of white wine to be polite.

3. He openly cries during Pixar movies—even the parts that aren’t sad, just beautiful.

4. He opens doors for women at work, but they’re metaphorical doors, like the ones that lead to promotions.

5. He laughs calmly when called a cuck. He laughs loudly when women are funny. He does not laugh when men are not.

6. He makes references to Kurt Vonnegut because he’s genuinely interested to hear other people’s opinions of Vonnegut’s work. He never makes references to David Foster Wallace.

7. He strictly follows all traffic laws when he plays Grand Theft Auto. His Sims world is a matriarchy. He does not have a Twitter account.