Oh boy, Rihanna is going to be so jealous.

Philadelphia 76ers rookie Joel Embiid's Twitter courtship tour continued on Monday, as he defaced a copy of US Weekly to put himself alongside The Bachelorette star Andi Dorfman.

SPOILER ALERT: In a shocking turn of events @AndiDorfman has CHOSEN Joel EMBIID over josh and nick #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/MMlhFu5N6d — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 29, 2014

Embiid may not win NBA MVP anytime soon, but he already has the (imaginary) social media award wrapped up.