DETROIT, MI -- Kid Rock responded to a court subpoena Monday, and appeared to deliver it with the kind of colorful, brash, aggressive style only a self-proclaimed "American Badass" can.

He wrote passionately in two letters on his website that he doesn't own a glass dildo that was allegedly given to him by a former Insane Clown Posse employee tied to a harassment lawsuit.

And Kid Rock, whose real name is Robert James Ritchie, also told lawyers suing the ICP — with plenty colorful words — that they should leave him alone because he doesn't know anyone involved in the case.

An excerpt from his first letter directed to Jim Rasor and Jon Marko of the Royal Oak-based Rasor Law Firm:

I'm told that you have issued a subpoena for a 'glass dildo' that was supposedly given to me. No idea what you're talking about, and I definitely don't have it. I've never heard of, seen, or met any people involved in this case. But I'm pretty sure you already know that.

What I do know is that you've been dragging my name around in the media to gain attention for your sad ass excuse for a law firm. I don’t care what you do when you finally catch up to the ambulances you chase, but I do care when you bring my name into it for no reason at all.

Marko told MLive.com earlier Monday that Kid Rock had to respond by the end of the business day to a court subpoena filed by the Rasor Law Firm on July 21 or else he'd have to explain in court why he didn't.

The subpoena claims a glass dildo was allegedly given to Rock by Dan Diamond, a former employee of the ICP who allegedly said in a deposition he gave it to musician.

Diamond, who lives in Las Vegas, has repeatedly declined to comment about the matter when he's been contacted by MLive.

Read Kid Rock's entire letter by clicking on this link.

The website includes another letter directed to Brian E. Koncius, Diamond's lawyer.

Kid Rock suggests in the letter to Koncius that Diamond either lied under oath during a deposition when he claimed he gave the dildo to him or was simply trying to be funny.

"I've never met your client, and if I had met your client I'd certainly remember if he tried to give me a glass (expletive) dildo," Kid Rock wrote. "Even if it was the “Rasor Law Firm” that sent a press release to the press, you have done nothing to clear up this blatant lie which makes you to blame, too."

Kid Rock added in the letter to Koncius that he choses to live in Detroit to get away from lawyers who interfere with innocent persons lives and what he claims are attacks against his celebrity status.

An excerpt:

I live in Detroit because I can stay out of the fray here and live my life the way I choose to. If I wanted to deal with this (expletive), I'd move to LA, and if I want press, I can get it — trust me.

No matter why your client said what he did, it’s clear that you, your client, and the Rasor Law Firm have gone out of your way to help get this story told. How would you feel if one day your name appeared across the internet connected to a story you knew absolutely nothing about?

Marko and Rasor represent former ICP publicist Andrea Pellegrini in a sexual harassment lawsuit that claims Diamond admitted under oath that he told Pellegrini he'd harass her with the dildo.

A Rasor Law Firm press release claims Diamond said under oath in a July 18 deposition he gave the dildo to Kid Rock.

"The dildo, which Diamond claims is a work of art, is part of Pellegrini's sexual harassment lawsuit," the press release reads. "Diamond's deposition was taken last Friday in Las Vegas, Nevada.

"During that deposition Diamond testified that after he had attempted to give Pellegrini the phallic object and she refused to accept it, Diamond gave the piece to performer Kid Rock."

The firm's press release also claims Diamond said under oath in the deposition that he described his penis to Pellegrini in detail.

Pellegrini is suing the rap group for sexual harassment and unethical practices.

The lawsuit, filed in Oakland County Circuit Court last fall by Pellegrini, claims she was "mocked belittled and the subject of sexual advances" by those associated with ICP's record label, Psychopathic Records.

Attempts to reach Jason Webber, Psychopathic Records public relations director, have been unsuccessful.

The lawsuit has ICP members Joseph "Shaggy 2 Dope" Ulster and Joseph "Violent J" Bruce listed as defendants along with Diamond, Psychopathic Record president William Dale and Robert Bruce, reportedly Pellegrini's former supervisor.

The complaint includes 86 counts and claims the ICP members asked Pellegrini to deceive government investigators from the U.S. Department of Labor who were investigating the record label and encouraged her to get automatic weapons for a video shoot.