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You guys are fiends for animals in sweaters. You like penguins in sweaters. You like ponies in sweaters. To satisfy your insane critter-in-knitwear lust, we’re being forced to put sweaters on increasingly far-afield animals, like snakes and, now, chickens. So, HERE. HERE IS YOUR BLOOD SWEATER CHICKEN, YOU MONSTERS.

This well-dressed hen resides at SASHA Farm Animal Sanctuary in Michigan, a refuge for abused and neglected farm animals. She was “baldish,” according to the farm, so knitter and farm fan Aletha Oberdier took it upon herself to make a nice snuggly jumper.

Even better, she provided a link to the chicken sweater pattern, designed by the U.K.’s Little Hen Rescue. So if you know a chicken with goosebumps, or you just want to provide a little warmth and comfort to rescued farm birds, get out your needles and let’s cover those chickens in sheep.

Double knitting yarn (100g makes approximately 3 jumpers) 2 buttons or 10cm Velcro 1 pair of number 8 (4mm) knitting needles Help Grist raise $20,000 by 9/30. Just click the image above ☝️ 4mm crochet hook Knitted in stocking stitch with garter stitch borders Cast on 41 sts, Work 4 rows K Increase for tabs; Cast on 10 sts at beginning of next row, k14, p to last 4 sts, k4. Cast on 10 sts at beginning of next row, k14, p to last 14sts, k14. Work buttonholes; (work these 2 rows straight if using Velcro). (K2, yf k2tog) 3 times, work to end keeping edges in garter st. Repeat this row for buttonholes on the other tab. Cast off 10 sts at beginning of next row. Next row – cast off 10 sts, k4, p2 tog, p to last 6 sts, p2tog, k4. Dec 1 st at each end on every fol 6th row until 25 sts remain. Divide for neck; Work 11 sts, cast off 3, work to end – complete this half first. 1) k4, p to end 2) cast off 2, k to end 3) k4, p to end 4) k2tog, k to end 5) k4, p2tog, p to end Work 4 rows straight 10) K to last 5 sts, inc in next st, k4. 11) K4, p to last st, inc in next st. 12) Cast on 2 sts, k to end, (11sts) 13) K4, p to end 14) K Break yarn and rejoin to the other side of neck. Work to match, reversing shaping’s and ending at winghole edge. Next row – k, cast on 3, k across sts from other side of neck. Next row , k4 inc in next st, p to last 5 sts, inc in next st, k4. Inc 1 st at each end of every fol 6th row until there are 41 sts on the needle. Work 6 rows straight. Change to gst and knit 4 rows. Cast off. Sew on buttons or Velcro as desired. Work double crochet around neck.