Halloween was Thursday, it’s time to get that pumpkin off your front porch. They’re starting to look as if it had been hanging out with a Florida tweaker. The pumpkins are sad, that thing looks like it had one too many all nighters behind a truck stop doing crank cookies.

Your pumpkin looks like a meth head, and so do these.

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