More like Medusa with that staring power…

Is there anything better than casual dads with team pride? Everything they own for the weekend comes in one school color.

You and everyone else that isn’t a damn liar.

Two things we can potentially learn here: (1) Don’t wrestle in white pants – OR – (2) If you dookie your white pants, go big time on it so it draws confusion and doubt.

He might be the only person to age out and retire from a gang. Not sure what their pension is like, it’s never been done before.

It’s tough to get a nice even glaze on such a round object. You gotta move around like the Earth’s rotation to get an even tan.

$20 says he doesn’t know what LGBT actually stands for.

North Korea can’t do any more damage than we’ve already done ourselves.

Is it still a ponytail if it’s located on the back corner and not the tail?

Buns of steel cut oats.

Here comes the bride, still getting high.

I’ve had a few flings in my past that I had to do this for. I’m not a proud man.

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