What if #PumpRules was a horror movie? The results would be frightening.

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"I'm not crazy. I just like murder..."

Could those be the last words said by Stassi Schroeder before heading to Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney-Schwartz's wedding weekend in the woods? What if the nuptials don't actually have the happy ending we've heard about, with their whole wedding weekend instead playing out like some horror movie? Well, wonder no more because we're here to imagine what that could look like (above).

WHO WILL SURVIVE? Good question. You can press play on the creepy re-imagining of the Maloney-Schwartz wedding weekend to find out. We promise it won't scare you... too much.

And don't forget to tune into to see how the real wedding festivities turn out on Vanderpump Rules airing Mondays at 9/8c. Preview, below.