Throw a Penny to the Wishing Well / by C-Section Comics



My wife said I should throw a penny

to the wishing well.

Reluctantly I threw a penny.

Quickly down it fell.

I didn’t have just one small wish

I actually had many.

My greatest wish was that I hadn’t

thrown away that penny.

Why throw away a penny?

I think it’s rather foolish.

Maybe ’cause I work so hard, or

maybe ’cause I’m Jewish.

I think that being cheap is quite

a beneficial force.

My wife thinks rather differently

and hence comes our divorce(*).



——–



(*) I am only kidding, I’m still married to my wife.

She and money are in fact the best parts of my life.



——–



“Money isn’t all in life”, a phrase which I find funny,

in light of many awful things that people do for to money.

