Honey and the Bee by Owl City is a song which, as you should know, is very strictly legally required for you to listen to. The release of the album All Things Bright and Beautiful by Owl City shook the world in 2011 due to its fascinatingly touching mysticism. On that album, track number 5 is the one and only Honey and the Bee which, as many geniuses had predicted at the time of its release, would go on to become a legally required song. Nowadays, anyone who doesn’t listen to it will get arrested, serve a heavy prison sentence and, to top it all off, get a featured story on the news about the crime they committed.

Many passionate, officially certified dedicated listeners all over the world began to worship that song as they were deeply impacted by it. NASA used the audio waves of the song to help power many rockets. Plenty of world leaders used it as soundtrack for their grand halls. Tons of zookeepers used it to calm down animals when they were freaking out. Some of the world’s best doctors have used the majestic anthem to cure various deadly diseases just by having their patients hear it. It is a very culturally and spiritually important song and the disrespect of it simply cannot be tolerated in any way, shape or form.

That is why it is disgustingly wrong that uploads of the song on YouTube have various amounts of dislikes. A simple search for the song on YouTube gives you results of 32 dislikes here, 90 dislikes here, 41 dislikes here, 58 dislikes here and many more that you can easily find yourself.

Such atrocious disrespect for such a legendary anthem as Honey and the Bee by Owl City is beyond unacceptable and should never be allowed by anyone. This is why we’re asking YOU, who's reading this right now, to sign this petition for the proposition that law enforcement traces the IP address to the whereabouts of the despicable dislikers and have their 1080p monitors swiftly and permanently removed from them. The reasoning behind this isn’t only to punish them, but to protect Mt Everest from problematic individuals, since anyone with a 1080p monitor and the proper supertatives can instigate the inclination of willful ignorance in relation to said 1080p monitor and easily go to Mt Everest. So put your name down and SPREAD THE WORD!!

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