Jacob speaks on the behalf of Austria

A rallying cry

Transcript of Kanzler Candidate Jacob Owl’s speech made in Vienna outside of his campaign office on November 10th 1444





Party Speakers, Vice Kanzler Candidate wharblegarble, members of my party, my fellow Austrians. Generally I am not one for big speeches, as those of you work with me know, I prefer to let my actions speak for me. However I feel I have no choice but to speak with you, the Austrian people, about our future. We as a people and as a nation, stand on the precipice of chaos. Extremist and hostile forces all gather behind the so called Enlightened Republicans of Italy and their masters in Venice and Milan to undermine and destroy the Austrian people. A coalition of the willing have formed to stop them. DNP and NEOS stand with TAL as a strong united front to protect our great and proud nation. With that in mind I wanted to take this time to speak with you all about what exactly we plan to do to steer Austria away from the cliff and into a bright future.





What does a child playing with a wooden toy, 2 young lovers setting sail to unknown lands, and a war hero starting a well deserved retirement have in common? It is what unites us all and I can tell you in one word, Prosperity. Prosperity, it is needed to buy a toy for your first born. Prosperity, it is needed for young lovers to go on the adventure of a lifetime. Prosperity, it is needed for our soldiers to retire in peace and comfort. It isn’t just ducats, it is what you spend it on. My party and I understand that simple rule and that is why we are the only ones who can offer you Prosperity on a grand scale. Whenever you buy something for yourself or a loved one, I want you to think Austria for Jacob, Jacob for Austria.





A nation is only a nation as long as it can defend itself, the ultimate law is force, military force. Now more than ever we desperately need a strong and modern army to defend ourselves from enemies from outside and inside our nation. The vision I wish to share with you is of a army so powerful no nation would dare attack us. A army so vast we can project our influence all over europe and beyond. A army that can be the pride and joy of our nation. Investing in our army would save lives, make us safer, and make us the most prestigious nation in europe. So whenever you get home from another peaceful day at work and whenever you see your sons and husbands come back safe, I want you to think Austria for Jacob, Jacob for Austria.





If I were lucky enough to be elected as your kanzler and was given the humbling duty of representing the interest of all of the people of Austria, there would be a diplomatic revolution. If lives can be defined by our relationships with each other, than the route of a Nation can be defined by her alliances. Austria needs a nation that shares our western and christian values. A nation that can carry its weight economically and militarily. A nation that can help us in conflicts across europe. I believe there is only 1 such nation and it is our brothers in the Honorable Hungarian Kingdom. Its current weakness only aims to serve us as they might not be as agreeable to a alliance otherwise and they are on the rise. When you see Hungarian banners marching along side ours or you are eating a hearty Hungarian meal, I want you to think Austria for Jacob, Jacob for Austria.





The fact that our nation is in such a dangerous position is a travesty of the highest magnitude and I am ashamed that I did not see the danger and act quicker before. However I now see the danger and I hope you see it to. In order to save our nation from the disaster that will surely befall us if ERI is in power I ask that you vote for me and my party. Remember Austria for Jacob, Jacob for Austria!