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Listening in on the terrorists. (Man 1: Renegade elements of the former and now banned Republican Party are on the run-thanks to efficient warrantless wiretapping.) CIA refuses comment (Man 1: Also tonight, the CIA denies that it is holding, and possibly torturing, suspected Christians in "ghost prisons" overseas.) Loose lips to be sealed (Man 1: In the interest of National Security. All government activities have been designated off-limits to the media.) Next: the joys of socialism (Man 1: Thank God Bush left us this cool police state!) (Man 2: You have nothing to fear-unless you're evil!)