I arrived home from on holiday to find a letter from Royal Mail saying there was a package to be collected (the standard "Sorry, you weren't in" letter) and so headed straight for the collection point closest to me.

I brought the package home, which was clearly labeled "ThinkGeek", and proceeded to open it. The box was very large but when it was opened it was more or less empty except the torch and some batteries (which were included by my Santa, I have to give credit for that) but that was probably just ThinkGeek's fault.

I couldn't have asked for more - this is an amazing gift!

Diamonds to you!