Last night, campaign consultant Dan Levitan invented a new game on Twitter: Drunk Nate Silver, in which we imagine the things America's favorite statistical wizard might do when he's drunk. It's the funniest thing on Twitter right now.

Drunk Nate Silver is riding the subway, telling strangers the day they will die — Dan Levitan (@levitandan) November 8, 2012

Drunk Nate Silver wanders supermarket aisles with a sharpie, changing expiration dates. #DrunkNateSilver — Dave Levitan (@davelevitan) November 8, 2012

Drunk Nate Silver predicting the shape of every snowflake — Kevin Lincoln (@KTLincoln) November 8, 2012

Drunk Nate Silver strolling around a casino, whispering "you're on a roll" in strangers' ears — John Herrman (@jwherrman) November 8, 2012

drunk nate silver doing a 3 am webinar for his ex with charts and graphs that should finally make it clear — Sarah Pavis (@spavis) November 8, 2012

Drunk Nate Silver finally finishing 'Mathnet' spec script. — Richard Lawson (@rilaws) November 8, 2012

Drunk Nate Silver looking at strangers from across his doctor's waiting room, then worriedly scribbling in his notebook — John Herrman (@jwherrman) November 8, 2012

drunk nate silver counting the twos in "22 Twos," rolling his eyes — Shani O. Hilton (@shani_o) November 8, 2012

Drunk Nate Silver waits 20 minutes for the G train, nods silently when it arrives, walks out of the station — Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh) November 8, 2012

drunk nate silver correctly identifying all the different types of triangles in ke$ha's new video — Lindsey Weber (@lindseyweber) November 8, 2012

drunk nate silver predicts the day dubstep dies — Michael Schrantz (@mschrantz) November 8, 2012

Drunk Nate Silver points at the night sky. The star he is pointing at flickers then dies. — Alan (@alan_maguire) November 8, 2012

Drunk Nate Silver stumbles through traffic on the Jersey Turnpike, screaming out what time each driver will get home. #DrunkNateSilver — Dave Levitan (@davelevitan) November 8, 2012

Drunk Nate Silver explaining to you why your baby will manage a Radisohack — Kevin Lincoln (@KTLincoln) November 8, 2012

Let's play more below, because who wants to work on a day like today? Link to your favorite tweets or come up with more below.

Image by Jim Cooke.