In Dublin, a working class family has been unsuccessful in convincing their son to get a real job: the son prefers his job of scooping up horse's dung and selling it for flower gardens. An ... See full summary »

Two mismatched sets of identical twins, one aristocrat, one peasant, mistakenly exchange identities on the eve of the French Revolution.

Set up and wrongfully accused, two best friends will be sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. However, no prison cell could keep them locked in.

A boozing young man in love with his co-worker finds that everyone around him, even his pompous and condescending best friend, is changing into a rhinoceros.

On his way to work, Teddy spots Charlotte, an incredibly beautiful Woman in Red. He really wants to meet her, but what would his wife say?

A sex comedy anthology containing four stories, each from a different country (England, France, the U.S., and Italy).

A mental out-patient is misidentified for a missing wealthy man and is forced to take advantage of the situation.

Completely innocent man, Michael Jordon, is drawn into a web of government secrets when a girl carrying a mysterious package gets into a taxi with him. When she's later murdered, Michael becomes the chief suspect and goes on the run.

A Polish rabbi wanders through the Old West on his way to lead a synagogue in San Francisco. On the way he is nearly burnt at the stake by Indians and almost killed by outlaws.

On a long-distance train trip, a man finds romance but also finds himself in danger of being killed, or at least pushed off the train.

Two radio voice actors are getting married. Larry has fits of fear. A shrink needs 36 hours to scare him to death and cure him - a family reunion at a scary family castle.

A neurotic baker travels to Hollywood to attend a talent search for an actor to rival the great Valentino. Although not an actor, through blind luck he succeeds, to a certain degree.

Sherlock Holmes' younger brother is annoyed that he has had to live in Sherlock's shadow for so long. When Sherlock goes to the continent, he sends a case to his brother who constantly tries with varying success, to imitate Sherlock's deductive and observational tricks. Written by John Vogel <jlvogel@comcast.net>

Did You Know?

Goofs While Holmes and Watson (in disguise) are serenading Sigerson near the climactic scene, the bow of Sherlock's violin is screwed too tight, making the wood of the bow convex. Although nowadays early music specialists do use this convention in imitation of baroque players, in Holmes' time it would be the sign of an amateur, inexperienced violinist. While Holmes and Watson (in disguise) are serenading Sigerson near the climactic scene, the bow of Sherlock's violin is screwed too tight, making the wood of the bow convex. Although nowadays early music specialists do use this convention in imitation of baroque players, in Holmes' time it would be the sign of an amateur, inexperienced violinist. See more

Quotes [ first lines ]

Royal Herald : The Foreign Secretary, Lord Redcliff!

: [ rehearsing what to say under his breath ] Your Majesty, being inside of your confidence is the greatest joy I've ever known. Ahem...

: [ handing him the document ] Lord Redcliff, the fate of England is now in your hands.

: Your Confidence... being inside of Your Majesty is the greatest single joy I've ever known.

[ realizing what he's said, he tosses the document away ]

: Woof!

: It's alright, Your Majesty! I've got it! I've got it. All's well that ends well!

: Shit.

See more » : The Foreign Secretary, Lord Redcliff! Lord Redcliff : [] Your Majesty, being inside of your confidence is the greatest joy I've ever known. Ahem... Queen Victoria : [] Lord Redcliff, the fate of England is now in your hands. Lord Redcliff : Your Confidence... being inside of Your Majesty is the greatest single joy I've ever known. Lord Redcliff : Woof! Lord Redcliff : It's alright, Your Majesty! I've got it! I've got it. All's well that ends well! Queen Victoria : Shit.