And now its yours to buy, along with his used sheets, Jimmy Buffett CD's and more.

The U.S. Marshals asset-forfeiture division is expecting to make $1.5 million off an auction of Bernie and Ruth's crap this Saturday that includes:

* Jimmy Buffett and Rod Stewart CDs

* Sterling silver "belly button jewelry"

* Used socks (size: extra small)

* Bed linens

* Cuticle scissors

* Make-up brushes

* An old treadmill

* An exercise bike

* A yoga mat

* Copies of "The Kite Runner" and "The Prince of Tides"

* Frying pans

* Mushroom colored bath towels

* An 18-karat yellow gold vintage Rolex with a low estimate of $65,000

* A platinum ring set with a 10.54-carat emerald-cut diamond, has a low estimate of $300,000, the highest in the auction.

* Dress shirts

* Bull figurines

Madoff Auctions Feature More Intimate Items [WSJ]