A few weeks ago, we learned that Transformers 5 had been given a new title, Transformers: The Last Knight, and (as you might recall) writing that post filled me with a profound sense of sorrow. In the days that followed, I often found myself staring into the middle distance, absent-mindedly spinning a revolver on the desk in front of me as I downed glass after glass of bourbon. What could be done about these transforming robots and their talent for disguise? What even are movies? If you could drift across the face of oblivion itself, what would you feel? Anything at all?

Anyway, Transformers: The Last Knight now has a villain.

In a shocking turn of events, it appears the villain of Transformers: The Last Knight will be Megatron, the villainous robot who appeared in basically every other Transformers movie. This is the only logical outcome when you gather together an entire team of writers to hash out an extended Transformers universe.

Transformers: The Last Knight, starring Mark Wahlberg as brilliant inventor Cade Yeager, will arrive next June.