If media reports are to be believed, the Honey Badger, Tyrann Mathieu, has as much chance of getting drafted in the first round of the NFL draft as Honey Boo Boo. That’s not stopping the talented, but troubled, former LSU star from promoting a draft party on Thursday night to celebrate the first-round selection that probably isn’t going to happen.

Mathieu tweeted a link to the party’s invitation. It’s a little like Lindsay Lohan throwing herself an Oscar gala.

Aside from the hubris of declaring yourself a first-round pick when most people say the best case scenario is going in the second round, is throwing a party the right message to send to teams? No one begrudges Mathieu the right to celebrate draft night, I just wouldn’t advertise it as much. If the main concern is his off-field issues, why draw attention to them? Manti Te’o isn’t telling teams he’s going on an online dating binge to celebrate his selection, you know?

The party will be held at SL in Manhattan. The blurb on the club’s website sounds like a Stefon intro on Saturday Night Live: “SL is a 2,200-square-foot subterranean nightclub that is as exclusive as it is exhilarating.”

“It features delusional, bleached blonde football stars and babies who look like Mel Kiper Jr.,” the website did not continue.

The invitation says the party will feature music by Crespo, a DJ whose music sounds exactly — EXACTLY — like you think it does.

Update: After the party received media attention on Wednesday, Mathieu tweeted about it:

I didn’t say i was going 1st round.. I Did not approve that part of the flyer… — Tyrann Mathieu (@Mathieu_Era) April 24, 2013

But you tweeted that part of the flyer, which is why everybody was talking about that part of the flyer.

UPDATE: Tyrann has apparently cancelled the party.