The Memphis Grizzlies will give these to the first 5,000 fans that show up to an April 4 home game against the Washington Wizards. They are known as "Z-Bow-Ties."

Let me say that again.

They are known as "Z-Bow-Ties"

WANT

WANT

WANT

How much would you judge me if I went to Memphis and camped outside FexExForum right now for these?

(Via the Grizzlies, who were kind enough to send over a copy of the giveaway).