So apparently Snickers is working for Satan. A recent Snickers advertisement blatantly mocks Christ, in a manner which must have been inspired by Satan himself. Here is the offensive advertisement:

This advertisement shows the obvious influence of Satan on Snickers, and the sad, sad state of moral judgment in America as a whole. Only in America can one find our Savior, on the Cross, being mocked by a CANDY COMPANY. America is the new Rome. Jesus was mocked on the Cross by Roman soldiers just as He is here being mocked by Snickers. Let us give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s. Let us boycott Snickers and drive them into bankruptcy. They are an obviously evil organization,working for Satan. Let us pray for their workers and boycott their product.

This also shows the evils of capitalism. The capitalists will stop at nothing to sell their wares. They will even mock our Lord. Capitalists in America use half-naked women in unchaste poses in advertising on a regular basis. America even has Victoria’s Secret. Don’t know what Victoria’s Secret is? It’s that she’s Satanic and doomed to burn in hell for all eternity. I mean, look at their advertisements sincerely. Here is an example:

Read the caption on that advertisement: “No one’s perfect until now”. Obviously they forgot about the perfection of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ. America is in a sad state. This is a dangerous time. The anti-christ has his hold strongly on the throats of modern society. Soon friends, soon Jesus will return to claim His throne. Let us prepare for Him, and reject sin in all its forms.

Yours in Christ,

Jim