Tuesday, 13 December 2011

The Twelve Days of Quake 2 Christmas

By Peter Briggs aka Myrmidon

On the first day of Christmas Male/Grunt left for me

A Quad Damage on DM Three

On the Second day of Christmas Female/Athena left for me

Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

On the Third day of Christmas Male/Chipper left for me

Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

On the Fourth day of Christmas Female/lotus dropped for me

Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad

Damage on DM Three

One the Fifth day of Christmas Male/NightOps did to me

Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow

Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Sixth day of Christmas Female/Jungle showed to me

Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three

Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Seventh day of Christmas Male/Major gave to me

Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand

Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on

DM Three

One the Eighth day of Christmas Female/Cobalt showed to me

Eight Fakers Faking, Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five

Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours

and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Ninth day of Christmas Male/Howitzer showed to me

Nine Newbie’s Whining, Eight Fakers Faking, Seven Rage Quitters, Six

Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health

Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Tenth day of Christmas Female/Brianna did to me

Ten Lucky Rails, Nine Newbie’s Whining, Eight Fakers Faking, Seven

Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand

Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on

DM Three

One the Eleventh day of Christmas Male/Pointman showed to me

Eleven Lames Lagging, Ten Lucky Rails, Nine Newbie’s Whining, Eight

Fakers Faking, Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols are Hacking, Five Ping

Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs, Two Yellow Armours and

a Quad Damage on DM Three

One the Twelve day of Christmas Female/Voodoo showed to me

Twelve Quakers Quaking, Eleven Lames Lagging, Ten Lucky Rails, Nine

Newbie’s Whining, Eight Fakers Faking, Seven Rage Quitters, Six Pols

are Hacking, Five Ping Rapes, Four Hand Grenades, Three Health Packs,

Two Yellow Armours and a Quad Damage on DM Three

Merry Christmas everyone and let Quake 2 live forever!

Thanks to Puffins, Bobek and Ceba for ideas.

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