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I feel like this episode of Monster Factory, in which we dive into the very heart of Mass Effect 2 and kill it from within, deserves an extra NSFW warning here at the top. There are two reasons for my caution. First, we swear a lot. Second, we swear a lot because the Commander Shepards we craft are genuinely horrifying. We are not being hyperbolic, there. The visions in the video posted above are now the ghoulish pilots of our dreams, flying us nightly into an abyss beyond understanding, and beyond hope.

So, join us? We have some good times, exploding Shepard's face over and over again. Just, again, don't tune in during the work times. Your boss will almost certainly hear the screams.