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The Jazzin Jaguars from Star's earlier spell have released a new hit single.



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Peacock: That poor, poor wand.



Wright: That poor, poor girl.



Gamer: My sick, sick mind. I officially hate myself. Anyway, this seemed fairly even at first. Yang has absolutely no trouble beating Star physically, but Star's wand is an insanely powerful weapon that could decimate Yang if given a chance. The wand's destructive capacity can match Yang, is insanely versatile and unpredictable, and if the user is clever enough, can take advantage of it's haxy abilities.



Peacock: It IS true that Star's wand has done some haxy things before, but Star doesn't utilize hax as much in a fight, usually going for a more offensive (and really bizarre) style of fighting.



Wright: Unfortunately for Star, Yang is much stronger than her, the gap widening further when her semblance kicked in. This meant a few hits from her can decimate the poor princess.



Gamer: Any damage from a destructive spell Star has can more than likely be healed by her aura, or if not, Yang can just avoid it with her much superior speed.



Peacock: It's great to have a weapon like that wand, but without it, Star has no advantages over Yang.



Gamer: Easy Peezy Time Freey is by far the most handy spell Star has in this scenario, however we have to keep two things in mind about it. The first is that the only time we have EVER seen Star use that spell, it backfired majorly, and she was warned not to mess around with time again afterwards. The 2nd is that Yang is very capable of blitzing and overpowering Star before she can think to use something like that.



Peacock: I think someone is seeing Stars tonight.



Gamer: The winner is Yang Xiao Long



Yang Xiao Long (Winner): + Much Stronger

+ Semblance increases this gap

+ Much faster

+ Tougher, especially with her aura

+ Can keep up in range thank's to the Ember Celica

= Both can be reckless in combat

- Has no real resistance to potential hax

- More predictable weaponry

- Overall will have a difficult time dealing with Star's wand



Star Butterfly (Loser): + Can keep up in raw power thanks to her wand

+ Has loads of potential hax

+ Much more unpredictable

+ Her wand in general can destroy Yang is she were given any chance

= Both can be reckless in combat

- Physically weaker by a very noticeable degree

- Can more than likely be blitzed by Yang

- A few bad hits would do her in

- Would have to get past Yang's aura before she could do her in

- Without her wand, cannot compete with Yang



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"REPENT, MOTHERFUCKER!" ................. Peacock: That poor, poor wand.Wright: That poor, poor girl.Gamer: My sick, sick mind. I officially hate myself. Anyway, this seemed fairly even at first. Yang has absolutely no trouble beating Star physically, but Star's wand is an insanely powerful weapon that could decimate Yang if given a chance. The wand's destructive capacity can match Yang, is insanely versatile and unpredictable, and if the user is clever enough, can take advantage of it's haxy abilities.Peacock: It IS true that Star's wand has done some haxy things before, but Star doesn't utilize hax as much in a fight, usually going for a more offensive (and really bizarre) style of fighting.Wright: Unfortunately for Star, Yang is much stronger than her, the gap widening further when her semblance kicked in. This meant a few hits from her can decimate the poor princess.Gamer: Any damage from a destructive spell Star has can more than likely be healed by her aura, or if not, Yang can just avoid it with her much superior speed.Peacock: It's great to have a weapon like that wand, but without it, Star has no advantages over Yang.Gamer: Easy Peezy Time Freey is by far the most handy spell Star has in this scenario, however we have to keep two things in mind about it. The first is that the only time we have EVER seen Star use that spell, it backfired majorly, and she was warned not to mess around with time again afterwards. The 2nd is that Yang is very capable of blitzing and overpowering Star before she can think to use something like that.Peacock: I think someone is seeing Stars tonight.Gamer: The winner is Yang Xiao Long________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Yang is seen holding Zwei the Cat, petting it.The Jazzin Jaguars from Star's earlier spell have released a new hit single.________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Quick on the draw, Yang Xiao Long starts the match by throwing two punches, each firing a shot towards Star. The Princess of Mewni dodges one by quickly sidestepping out of the way, and then leaps over the other shot. While in the air, Star yells something."Rainbow Fist Punch!"After yelling this, a fist colored like a rainbow stems from Star's wand, extending towards the Little Light Dragon. The fist connects with Yang, sending her back several meter. As the huntress continues flying, her momentum is stopped when she crashes into a tree, snapping the whole thing in half. The top half of the tree flies high into the air from the force.Yang gets up and takes a moment to gather herself. Afterwards, she notices the giant top of the tree falling towards her, and smirks."Hey!" yelled Yang, getting the princess's attention. The huntress winds back her fist, yelling "Catch this!" before punching the top half of the tree as it came back down.The punch proves powerful enough to send the tree half towards Star, who begins to run towards the tree."Starlight Foot Smash!" yelled Star as she fires a blast toward the ground, creating the hind legs of a horse. She leaps onto the makeshift horse legs, which kick her up just before the tree half could fly into her. While in the air, Star points her wand behind her, yelling-"Bunny Rabbit Blast!"The wand then fires a shot potent enough to send her flying down towards Yang. Before Yang could put together the strange attacks that were before her, Star delivers a kick to the huntress's face that cause her to stagger back.With Yang open, the princess of Mewni delivers a left hook, a right hook, and then attempts to finish he comco with a flip kick. However, Yang grabs onto Star's leg, catching her off guard.The Little Light Dragon holds Star by the legs before slamming her into the ground with enough force to create a small crater. Star takes a moment to gather herself before seeing Yang winding back her fist.The Princess quickly flips back before Yang can deliver the punch, causing the huntress to smash the ground. Star tries to throw a punch while Yang is open, but the huntress catches her fist."Nice try." spoke Yang, before delivering an uppercut that sends Star into the air. Before the princess can land, Yang delivers a punch that sends her opponent flying back.Star quickly repositions herself before taking aim with her wand. She yells "Narwhal Blast" as she fires several blasts that, sure enough, contain miniature narwhals in them.Yang continues to dash towards Star as she sidesteps the attacks. The huntress winds back her fist for a punch. As Star begins to notice that her Narwhal Blasts aren't working, she yells-"Rainbow Fly Trap!"Star quickly swings her wand up, creating a rainbow wall. Yang dashes straight into it, leaving her stuck. She struggles a bit, but can't seem to budge.*End music"I guess I'm in a bit of a sticky situation..." quipped Yang."Well I guess you'll have to chill out!" replied Star with a pun that would make Mr. Freeze proud."Winter Storm Hyper Blow!" yells Star as a blast of cold air begins to surround Yang. After a few seconds, it seemed as if the huntress was frozen solid."Well then." thought Star. "That was easier than I thought."Star walks up to the frozen Yang as her wand turns into a mace. Star holds up the mace, but before she can finish off the huntress, she hears something.The ice begins to chip away, and after a bit, the ice explodes, causing Star to stagger back. Yang had broken the ice in the most literal sense possible, and her hair was akin to a burning flame."Ah. That was refreshing." spoke Yang."Well then" spoke a surprised Star as she began to gnaw on the tip of the wand. "Looks like I'm gonna have to bring up the heat myself.""Cotton Candy Fire Extinguish!" yells Star as she fires a beam of cotton candy that smothers the huntress.*End MusicAs Yang is blinded by the pile of cotton candy, she punches her fists together, creating a shockwave that blows most of the cotton candy off of her. She looks around, trying to find her opponent. After scanning the area, she sees the princess fleeing from her."Hey!" yelled Yang. "Get back here!" She proceeds to punch behind her, her Ember Celica giving her a boost to catch up to her. As Star continues running, she notices Yang catching up from behind. Star looks back, points her wand, and yells-"Sunshine Locker Slap!"Suddenly, from the wand, pops out a minotaur. It begins charging towards Yang at a rapid pace. Yang pulls back her fist, and just as the minotaur was about to tackle her, delivers a right hook that sends the beast flying to the left."Whoa...." thought Star. However, right as she looked forward once again, she notices a canyon in front of her. Reacting quick, she stops just before running off the edge, flailing her arms as she barely avoids death.But her relief was short-lived, as right when she turns to check on Yang, a punch is delivered right in her face with enough force to launch her over the edge. As the momentum of the attack causes her to fly, Star quickly remembers something that was handy for the situation at hand.She begins to flap her Mewberty Wings, which didn't allow flight, but instead allowed her to hover. Thanks to the hovering, she is able to barely make it to another land on the other side. She turns around, revealing a few bruises.Star quickly leaps up, and yells-"Super Sonic Leech Bomb!"Out of want comes out several leeches. They fly towards Yang's side of the canyon, before sticking onto the part just below Yang's feet. Smoke stems from Star's wand, and she blows it off with a cocky smile on her face. She had thought that Yang would be trapped on the other side. However, the huntress had other ideas."You think that's going to work!?" yelled Yang."Yes!" replied Star. "That's why I did that!"The huntress begins to take a few steps back."Well in that case. You were wrong...."Yang runs forward, and jumps off of the cliff "....by a LONGshot."Just then, the leech bomb explodes, creating a blast that launched Yang toward the other side of the canyon. Star, absolutely shocked at her opponent's admittedly badass strategy, points her wand, yelling-"Honeybee Tornado Swarm!"The wand fires off a swarm of bees flying towards Yang. Yang extends her fist forward, attempting to punch the bees out of the way. However, punching an entire swarm of bees is easier said than done, so Yang flies face first into the swarm, obviously getting stung a bit.As Yang is blinded by the swarm of bees, she crashes onto the other side, a few feet away from Star. Yang quickly gets up, with a few wounds from bee-stings. Just in time too, as she suddenly hears her opponent yell-"Stardust Daisy Devastation"A yellow beam of flowers flies towards Yang, who leaps up to avoid the blast as it makes a small crater in the ground. Star looks above to see Yang charging a punch.Suddenly, at a moment's notice, Yang flies towards the ground. Star barely leaps back in time as Yang delivers a powerful punch to the ground, creating a shockwave that pushed the princess of Mewni higher into the air. Star points her wand back at Yang, yelling "Jazzin Jaguar Jam", which she seemed to have made on the fly.A jaguar-colored beam flies towards Yang, who dodges to the right. The beam ends up striking a nearby rock, somehow turning the singular rock into multiple Jaguars. Each with fedoras, sunglasses, and musical instruments. Star lands back onto the ground, pretty unsure of what she just did, but seemingly getting tired, as she is clearly panting and out of breathe.Instead of questioning what just happened, Yang walks slowly up to Star."I'm not going to lie..." began Yang. "At first, this was pretty fun." She winds back her fist. "But I'm ending this.........now."Yang goes in to deliver a punch that would surely finish the battle, but Star quickly yells "EASY PEASY TIME FREEZY!" while closing her eyes.*End musicJust as Yang's fist was but a couple of inches from Star, it slows and eventually stops in place. Star opens her eyes, noticing what she had done."Huh. It worked." thought the princess to herself.Star's cheeks suddenly turn into lightbulbs, as she had another idea."Dagger Crystal Heart Attack!" she yells as her wand begins to shoot blades in the shape of hearts all around the huntress. They all stand in place, as time was still frozen.The princess then leaps up high above, yelling"Syrup Tsunami Shockwave!A huge wave of syrup had formed above Yang, but much like the Dagger Hearts, stayed frozen above Yang as time stood still. Star lands on the ground, several meters away from her opponent, and says quietly to herself."Easy Peezy Time Unfreezy"And just then, time had begun its movement once again. Before Yang could realize what was going on, she felt something akin to daggers damage her from every angle, only to be suddenly be washed away by a giant wave of syrup.Star stood back, watching her carnage at work. And finally, she sits down and sighs."Phew.... glad THAT'S over...." she spoke to herself. The battle seemed to have been won. However, something odd happened.The Jazing Jaguars (who somehow survived the attack) began to play some jazz. Normally, this wouldn't be a problem with her, but she saw a silhouette rising from the attack. The hair on the silhouette was glowing like a light. Star saw this, and gasped in disbelief.As Star had already figured it out, the silhouette was of Yang Xiao Long, whose eyes were red in anger."What!?" yelled Star in shock. "How did you survive that!?""Because..." Yang said sternly as she tosses up more rounds for the Ember Celica. "You got syrup in my hair."Yang catches the rounds and loads her weapon, and afterwards begins to dash toward Star at a rapid speed. Star points her wand forward and yells-"Mystic Room Suck Transform!"The blast flies behind Yang, but as Yang almost makes it to her opponent, she feels her speed slowing. And then she feels as if she is going backwards. Yang looks behind her to see a vortex sucking her in.Star points her wand towards a nearby tree, and yells-"Shiny Emerald Snake Stripes"Out of her wand pops out a snake. It grows so much that it loops around the tree, and heads back towards Star. The princess grabs onto the snake, having it act as a rope to keep her attached to the tree.As Yang begins to be pulled in, she has an idea that involves her specialty. Brute strength. Yang pulls back her fist, and punches the ground. The force of the punch leaves her arm stuck in the ground, keeping the vortex from sucking her in. Yang puts her fist forward, and then punches behind her, the force of which propels her towards Star. Yang extends her arm in front of her as, delivering a punch to Star's face that pushes both of them out of range of the vortex.Star lands on her feet as her wand becomes a mace again. She swing mace at Yang who jumps above the attack and flips above Star. As Yang lands behind Star, she hears the princess yell"Super Rainbow Dolphin Slap"A blast fires from Star's wand kocks Yang back (while also making a Dolphin noise). As Yang gathers herself she hears another spell being cast her way."Cupcake Blast"From Star's wand fires a blast of cupcakes that Yang casually sidesteps. The huntress dashes up to Star and grabs her by the arm. Yang flips the princess over and slams her into the ground creating another impact into the ground. Yang proceeds to toss Star into the air.The Princess of Mewni was getting badly bruised and weak from Yang's attacks, and she realized something worse. Her opponent's attacks kept getting stronger and stronger. She knew she had to finish her foe off quick. Getting angry at this realization, her cheeks become flames and her eyes become bloodshot red. Star points her wand at Yang and shouts."Rainbow Blast!"A rainbow blast flies toward Yang, who quickly rolls to dodge the attack. After dodging, the huntress leaps up to where Star is, and holds back her fist. Star braces herself whenYang had delivered a punch that was much more powerful than anything she had done this far. Star was launched towards the ground as a great speed. She landed, forming a literally star-shaped crater on the ground.*End MusicAs Yang lands on the ground. She pants from this long battle."So..." said Yang as she was panting. "Are you done yet!?"The princess of Mewni lies on the ground. Badly bruised and barely able to move. Not wanting to give up, she pushes herself up onto her own two feet. She is clearly shaky and weak, but not ready to give up.And just then, as if Star had adrenaline coursing through every part of her body, she holds up her wand. The wand begins to glow brightly, alarming the huntress. Star's eyes and cheeks begin to glow a light pink color. When Yang tries to step back, Star quickly retaliates, yelling-"NO!"With the swing of her wand, Star fires a blast behind Yang that creates a wall of fire around the huntress, keeping her from running. Star points her wand forward, and charges up a blast."Uh-oh..." thought Yang to herself. Without any means of escape, she braces herself by holding her fists in front of her face.After a few seconds, the wand fires off an enormous blast that engulfs Yang. The blast was almost akin to a magical bomb. When the blast is over, all that is left in the area that Yang was at is a cloud of smoke. With the battle finally won, Star kneels down in pain, barely able to stand."Phew..." said Star. "Glad.....that's..." but her panting was cut off by.Star suddenly felt a sharp pain in her hand, causing her wand to fly out of her hand. The Princess of Mewni looks at the smoke, seeing a figure slowly strolling towards her. It was revealed to be Yang, badly burned and bruised, but alive. Her hair looks like fire, and her eyes were as red as ever. Yang fires another shot forward as the huntress walks toward Star.The shot hits Star in her arm, causing the princess to stagger back in pain.Another shot hit Star in the other arm, knocking her back some more.Another shot hits Star in her left leg, causing her to kneel down.A final shot hit Star's right leg, bringing the princess down on her knees. After this shot, Yang was close enough to physically pick up the princess."Nice try." said Yang sternly, tossing Star forward onto her back next to the wand. As the princess lay there, badly damaged and weak, she notices something to her right. It was her wand.The huntress slowly walks over to Star, allowing Star to try one final plan. She holds up the wand, and sheds a tear.The front of the wand opens up, and a miniature ghostly unicorn spirit flies out of it. It flies to Star's ear, and whispers something. As her tears continue to shed, she closes her eyes and nods.Clearly noting the fact that something was up, Yang began to take a few steps back. Star, with all her strength left in her, throws the wand at the huntress."Oh no you don't." spoke Yang, in a tone of both bitterness and sarcasm, as she punches the wand, sending it right back next to Star. As it lies next to the princess, the entire wand begins to glow a bright pink. Unsure of what else to do, Star closes her eyes, finally losing consciousness."Uh-oh.." thought Yang. The huntress fires a shot towards the wand, forcing her backwards away from it. After a second or two, the wand explodes in a massive cloud as it eclipses Star and the surrounding area. As Yang is fleeing from the explosion, the shockwave knocks her back.*EndThe force of the shockwave knocks her into a rock, knocking her out for a few seconds. When the huntress stands up once again, the entire section of area is heavily damaged. There seemed to be no remains of Star or the wand.Yang, struggles a bit to stand up, but eventually does. She scans the area."Well..." she spoke to herself. "That escalated quickly...... What were we even fighting about?"Just after she finished her thought, Zwei the Cat appeared, seemingly out of nowhere. After seeing the cat, she thinks to herself."Right......that's why...."