Ever since the beginning of the current Presidential “election” campaign cycle — lo, those many eons ago — the media have been buzzing about the problems the Democrats are facing keeping their supporters energized the way they were in 2008. Endless hours of airtime are packed with hack pundits and party mouthpieces scratching their heads and pretending to have no idea what the problem is when, actually, it’s so goddamn’ obvious that you just want to reach into your TV set and smack the shit out of those people.

Thankfully — and, somehow, sadly — The Onion is providing the most accurate reporting on the Democrats’ 2012 campaign. Check it out. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry.

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