Our frenemy Ben is at it again.

He's like the associate you think you are friends with at work.

You talk soccer, a little politics here and there.

Everything is cool and casual.

Dude seems like a regular, down to earth human.

Then you run into him on a random Taco Tuesday & he's yelling at the waitress at the top of his lungs about the ratio of cilantro to pork on what he's been served.

He starts demanding an immediate refund on the $3.17 he was going to spend.

Adding he's doesn't feel obligated to tip, either.

That's when you realize what a jerk this associate really is.

His true colors have been revealed.

What kind of monster hates cilantro? And who orders pork over chicken?

You'll never casually spend 10 minutes discussing MLS disciplinary decisions with him at the vending machine ever again.

The guy above is basically Benjamin Baer.

Here is the best sentence he wrote in his MLS match preview about Wednesday's clash in Houston:

"Savarino is creative on the ball, able to beat defenders in 1v1 situations, and has shown the ability to play the final ball as evinced by his two assists." ​

The rest is a bunch of eye roll emoji type stuff.

Read it here if you choose.

If not, we totally get it.