Valentines just for you, Memphis

Happy Valentine's Day, Bluff City. We at The Commercial Appeal decided to collectively pitch our corniest, Memphi-est Valentine's Day messages.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll groan, you might even tell us not to quit our day jobs.

Share 'em with a loved one, a friend, or your pet. And, if you think we missed one, email your idea to us, metro@commercialappeal.com, and maybe we'll add it.