And now, stuff that might fool Google into doing my marketing job for me.

Keywords: supercerealoso, powerofpower, power of power, webcomic, coffee, robot, design, quality assurance

This is amazing, CO-34, you have passed the Turing test and, may I say, you're a charming conversationalist...

Oh, thank you, Dr. Miller. Just one more thing: what were you made for? I was made to prepare and serve coffee. Great! Why don't you gimme an espresso? *vomiting*

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