The war between donkey and stallion booties is still raging. The Real Housewives of Atlanta this week kicks off with Kenya training with her fitness trainer in preparation for her workout DVD. Phaedra on the other side of town is working on the shoot for her donkey booty workout video with Apollo. The ladies are going on and on about how their booties will sell anything, but Kenya is still a copycat with no shame.

Cynthia is planning pageants over at the Bailey Agency because most of the people who stop by her school aren’t model material. She meets with a pageant expert, Cy, and he teaches Cynthia what to look for and how to organize pageants. Basically Cynthia just needs to do something else with her agency because she needs to bring in more money.

Porsha was invited to lunch by Kenya so they could try to smooth out their differences. I don’t think this is going to end well! Kenya wants to talk to Porsha about the drama over the business deal gone sour with Phaedra. Basically, Kenya wants Porsha to know that Phaedra has been lying about Kenya and she doesn’t want Phaedra to mold an image of Kenya for Porsha.

Sorry, but I think Porsha has already made up her mind about you Kenya! And she has quite a bit of material to make her judgement. Remember the drama at the charity event and the blowout in Anguilla? Yup! Do you think Kenya was just trying to get Porsha on her “team” and turn her against Phaedra?

Kenya tells Porsha she is a pawn in the whole deal and Porsha is not having any of this. Porsha lets Kenya know that she is only a pawn if she allows herself and is shooting down Kenya’s claims. Kenya loses it instantly and then picks on Porsha for being a “little girl” and not being able to talk like a grown woman. Porsha gets up and leaves. “Bye, ashy!” says Porsha as she waves at Kenya and walks off into her car. LOL!

Cynthia and her pageant planner Cy meet up to work on getting this pageant thing going. Porsha shows up to help and provide her non-profit as the sponsor for Cynthia’s first pageant. Are you shocked that she didn’t recruit Kenya, former Miss USA? I’m not.

Watching Porsha work with Cynthia is so hilarious. Porsha is so ditzy to the point where it’s like ‘why are you here?’ Bless her heart! At least she is not acting crazy and yelling about coochie cracks, though.

Kandi organizes a Moroccan dinner with some of the girls – Cynthia, Phaedra, and Porsha. Right away the girls get to chatting about the booty drama between Kenya and Phaedra. Phaedra starts talking about Kenya but honestly I didn’t think it was anything too bad. Cynthia says that it’s not cool for Phaedra to talk about Kenya when she’s not there to defend herself.

Porsha tells the girls that she had lunch with Kenya but that it ended badly. Kandi asks why she would go to lunch when clearly they aren’t friends. I agree, Kandi, I agree. Porsha then proceeds to tell the girls that she is a singer. She compares her voice to Mary J. Blige mixed with some Rihanna. Oh gosh. Porsha…really?

NeNe is still in LA acting on The New Normal. After shopping with Gregg for their house, NeNe meets with her acting coach. NeNe feels that the script for her role is very “white woman” so she needs to pull out the white girl in herself to portray Rocky to the best of her ability!

Kenya meets with Cynthia at the golf course. Kenya skipped out on the Moroccan dinner because of all the drama going on. Cynthia snitches on Phaedra right away and now I ask, why does Cynthia bring up Phaedra and talk about her if she’s not there to defend herself?!

Kenya is mad that Phaedra has accused her of being a drunk and of being bipolar. She says that she will not be defamed without lashing out, and this girl can lash out. We’ve all seen it. Kenya is about to get just a bit crazier!

The next day Kenya meets up with Miss Lawrence since they’ve been friends forever, and Bravo needs their token gays in their programming. Kenya re-hashes her issues with Phaedra and Miss Lawrence says that Phaedra had stated in the past that she didn’t like the gays who wore heels! So catty. I wonder what Phaedra will have to say about this.

NeNe has flown back home to Atlanta to launch her new shoe in collaboration with Shoedazzle. There is a party to unveil the design that NeNe has created for charity and all the ladies are present. Kenya is on her way with Lawrence in tow, and she is mocking Phaedra on the car ride. Kenya says she is going to show Phaedra just how ridiculous she looks. Oh gosh. Here it comes.

Kenya walks into the party in a big Southern belle style hat and wearing a black thong bikini with a fishnet cover up, to mock Phaedra’s outfit from Anguilla. WHO DOES THAT AT A CHARITY EVENT?! Just when we thought Kenya had run out of her crazy tricks she pulls this out of her stallion ass. Oh lord.

The facial reactions from everyone are too much. Kenya has officially lost it, as NeNe says. This woman is certifiable, but I guess she is a reality TV producer’s dream come true. Kenya continues mocking Phaedra and then making sarcastic comments about how she needs all the alcohol since she’s an alcoholic.

NeNe asks what is going on since she’s been M.I.A. and Kenya says Phaedra has been talking smack about her being an alcoholic and bipolar. Phaedra tells her she did say those things because she does think them. Kenya tells Phaedra she should not be saying things even if she thinks them, and that’s how this episode ends!

Next week it’s Cynthia and Porsha’s turn to clash over business. Cynthia is upset about Porsha not doing what she wants her to for the pageants. And then, Walter re-emerges to chat with some of the Househusbands.

Let’s discuss the episode! Do you think Cynthia is a “carrier pigeon”? Also, was Kenya crazy pulling her crazy stunt at a charity event, or did Phaedra deserve it?