TITLE: What if Obama wins?



TITLE: Minorities will run rampant.

RICK: There's no where for me to sit...and I'm a white male!



TITLE: Businesses will be under attack.

SEAL: This is Seal Team 6 and we're here for your CEO!



TITLE: Death panels will rule.

REAPER: Your baby coughed, so we're gonna have to put it down.



TITLE: Christianity will be outlawed.

CZAR: Remove all the crosses, including that lowercase t in Walmart!



TITLE: Women will be emboldened by birth control and abortions to have rampant sex.

RICK, JIMMY, BILLY, TREY: Wait, what's wrong with that?



