The bosses at Network Ten must have partied a little too hard when all that extra ad revenue came in from the Big Bash League.

It's OK. I understand. If I had just kicked three kinds of hell out of the arrogant tools at Nine, after years getting corn-holed by them, I'd totally drink my own body weight in vodka shambles and dive nude into a mountain of top-shelf cocaine. But that's me. I'm sure the execs at Ten just shared a quick round of shandies which, after decades of running last and making do with less and less, went straight to their thick heads.

Mulder and Scully are back, but you'll have to wait if you want to see them on Ten.

How else to explain holding back the rebooted X-Files for a week after it airs in the US? Perhaps they own a piece of BitTorrent?

Nothing can be more certain than the vast data streams of stolen alien goodness that will pour onto local screens when fans can't get legit access to the show when they want it. The only question will be whether more people steal it than stole Game of Thrones last year.