Please believe me when I tell you that I’m not screwing with you. This really happened. Kate Bosworth was in Cancun this weekend, she walked out of the ocean topless, then walked across the beach topless, then walked back into the ocean topless, and there’s no pictures of her boobs. None.

How is that… how does… I… what the hell? Seriously. How? Why?

There’s 8 million pictures of bigfoot and that mother fucker doesn’t even exist, yet Kate Bosworth saunters around essentially naked on a public beach in front of a photographer and we don’t get to see it. I don’t know if I should be outraged or heart broken, all I know is that I can’t masturbate to either one of those.

(image source = splash news)