THE BARE MINIMUM: You manage to clench your buttcheeks and grasp on to the bandwagon in time to not join the bottom tier plebs, unfortunately, in your haste to join this auspicious event, you forgot to wear clothes.

When your fellow patrons of the CashGrab bandwagon tire of laughing at the wheel fodder, they retreat inside to rest their collective jaws and lungs. Until they see you.

At least you know you're making people laugh.

At you.

Not with you.

Very much at you.

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