Jasper: hamsterville or whatever the fuck your name is just let me do my own fucking shit and stop embarrassing yourself by trying to fight me

Amethyst: no you fucking listen!!! i'm gonna fucking beat your ass!!! come on scrub let's fuckin battle!!!!!

(5 minutes later)

Amethyst: steven help she beat my ass

Steven: do not worry friend...let's beat her ass together with the power of friendship,

Amethyst: :')

(steven and amethyst fuse)

Smokey Quartz: yo

Jasper: holy shit

(smokey quartz beats jasper's ass)

Jasper: i wGIL L N O T BE MOCKED Any FURTHER B Y YOU HEATHER NS

(jasper fuses with corrupted gem, they unfuse and the corrupted gem runs away, jasper starts corrupting)

Jasper: the earth is shit

Peridot: no it's not

Jasper: go suck on a lemon, you ass-fucking monkey tit

Peridot: okay you know wat bitch fuck you

(peridot fucking stabs jasper)

Peridot: good fucking riddance you tiger-striped dickbag