I arrived home today and my Secret Santa gift was waiting for me in front of my door.

The first thing on top is a Simon Cowell bobble head. I thought it was pretty cool, I took him out and set him up my desk. When I go back to clean up the box I notice there is more stuff.

There is a printout of my redditgifts data, apparently I wrote "comptroller stuff" instead of "computer stuff" and so I was given an autographed photo of the Comptroller General of the United States, Eugene Louis Dodaro. It is personalized with the message "May your books always balance! Keep living the dream!". It also included a copy of Government Auditing Standards, with the message "You probably already know this by heart but it never hurts to have a copy to give to a friend!"

Underneath this is a list of every game I own for XBOX360 and Steam, and one game for each. Mass Effect 2 for 360 and Humble Bundle for Steam.

On the bottom of the box was something I never expected. It was a printout of a reddit post I made, in which I requested people to stalk me and see what they could come up with. Stapled to the printout was 10 pages of information about me, including address, family members names, likes and dislikes, other accounts I have various places, and other "personal" information from my life.

Thank so you much Santa for all the awesome stuff, and sorry for anything you might have some across while looking me up!