My Santa went above and beyond the Typical Situation a redditor experiences. He didn’t send a bunch of Busted Stuff or Spoons. He thought to himself, “man, If Only I Had it All, I could give an awesome gift. That would make me the Proudest Monkey.” He thought and he thought, until finally he came up with an idea.

As he went to mail his gift, he wondered if he was Fool To Think his gift was so Sweet. “Oh well,” he said as he dropped his package in the mail, “it’s Out Of My Hands now.”

Then that fateful day came, when u/ShadowFacts received the gift. A knock came on his door, and he had to Stand Up (For It). The postal carrier looked exhausted walking down the Grey Street, as she was on The Last Stop of her journey. “Hello Again,” she said, handing over the package.

Finally, u/ShadowFacts had the gift! He had waited Seven days! He decided to Dive In right away, as the anticipation had grown Too Much.

It was a box filled with DMB gear! What Would You Say about such an amazing gift?!? You Never Know when you’ll be matched with a fellow DMB fan!

Sorry about all the DMB puns, I couldn’t Help Myself.

(PS, thanks so much for the gifts! I love the shirt and I’m actually in to doing puzzles too, so this will be fun! I’m dying to make it out to the Gorge one day for Labor Day!)