With Thanksgiving successfully ruined, it's time to start planning for the rest of the holiday season, one typically comprised of crying and drinking until mid-March. Netflix has decided to celebrate the Coming Of Darkness by snatching classic films like Spice World, Dirty Dancing and RoboCop 2 from our streaming grasp, which is terribly sad. Thankfully, though, we're getting a few films that pair well with wine and winter tears, like Almost Famous, A Knight's Tale, The Wolf of Wall Street, plus the criminally underrated Troop Beverly Hills.

Here are December's fallen soldiers:

Gone on November 30th

Black Moon Rising

The Boys Next Door

C.H.U.D.

Helvetica

House

House II

The Philadelphia Experiment

Transylvania 6-5000

The Stuff

Gone on December 1st

1941

The Apostle

Audrey Rose

The Believers

Better than Chocolate

Blood & Chocolate

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

Chaplin

The Choirboys

The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County

Coffee and Cigarettes

The Cold Light of Day

The Constant Gardener

Count Yorga, Vampire

Cry-Baby

Dirty Dancing

Double Indemnity

En la Cama

Event Horizon

Eye for an Eye

Fairy Tale: A True Story

First Knight

Five Easy Pieces

Foreign Student

Free Men

Funny Lady

The Ghost and Mrs Muir

The Girl from Petrovka

Going Berserk

The Great Waldo Pepper

House of Voices

How to Frame a Figg

I'm Not Rappaport

Imagining Argentina

Invaders from Mars

Ishtar

Joe Gould's Secret

Joe Kidd

Johnny Mnemonic

Killer at Large

King of the Hill

Lonely Hearts

Magic Trip

Magicians

Mission Impossible III

Minnie and Moskowitz

Monkey Shines

Mr. Mom

'night Mother

Night of the Creeps

An Officer and a Gentleman

Opal Dream

The Other Side of the Mountain

The Other Side of the Mountain, Part 2

Our City Dreams

The Paper Chase

Paradise Alley

The Parole Officer

The Pirates of Penzance

Prairie Love

The Presidio

The Promise

The Proposition

Reds

The Return of Count Yorga

RoboCop 2

School Ties

The Sci-Fi Boys

The Serpent and the Rainbow

Spice World

Star Trek: Generations

Swashbuckler

The Talented Mr. Ripley

They Might Be Giants

The Untouchables

The Vampire Lovers

Walker

Year of the Horse: Neil Young & Crazy Horse Live

Young Sherlock Holmes

Note that The King's Speech will bid farewell to Netflix on November 26th, so watch it tonight...OR NEVER! Dun dun dun. (Just kidding, it'll probably be back soon).

Like they did last month, Netflix will roll out December's newcomers slowly. Here's what we're getting:

Available 12/1

A Knight's Tale (2001)

Almost Famous (2000)

American Beauty (1999)

Bewitched (2005) [Nope, skip it]

Jewtopia (2012)

Knights of Badassdom (2014)

Madison (2005)

Out Of The Clear Blue Sky (2012)

Out Of Time (2013)

The Out-Of-Towners (1999)

Troop Beverly Hills (1989)

Turbo FAST: New Episodes (2014)

Available 12/3-/12/9

Oculus (2014)

Son Of God (2014)

Bill Burr: I'm Sorry You Feel That Way (2014)

American Horror Story: Coven

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (Super-Sized Version) (2013)

Ava & Lala (2014)

Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown: Season 3

I Am Ali (2014)

Drive Hard (2014)

Available 12/10-12/15

A Haunted House 2 (2014)

The Village (2004)

The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013)

Broadchurch: Season 1

Marco Polo (2014)

Nick Offerman: American Ham (2014)

Don't Blink (2014)

Jake Squared (2014)

Available 12/18-12/25

Ragnarok (2014)

The Honourable Woman: Season 1

All Hail King Julien (2014)

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (Extended Version) (2014)

Dark Skies (2013)

Romy And Michele's High School Reunion (1997)

The Trip To Italy (2014)

Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return (2014)

Good People (2014)

Available 12/27-12/30:

Child Of God (2014)

Labor Day (2013)

Behaving Badly (2014)

Comedy Bang! Bang!: Season 3

I, Frankenstein (2014)

Maron: Season 2

Jessie: Season 3

Last Weekend (2014)

So that's...December. Maybe check out this handy list of bookstores this winter instead?