If we were running the Crows ... then we'd be giving Matt Crouch another week off. Given the disaster that is their injury list, cannot afford him breaking down again.





If Zorko started dismally ... then he's found a beautiful rhythm now. A genuine star who willed himself through a dreadful form slump.





If Murphy walks out at the end of the year ... then we wouldn't blame him. How he was selected to play with that pre-existing foot injury last week makes the mind boggle.

If finals are to be reached this year ... then the struggling Bulldogs need to be defeated soundly.

If Woosha chooses to be Bill Belichick-like in his dismissal of media questions ... then so be it. It's his right. It's just that he's not very good at the technique and he's going to need a Plan B pretty soon.

If this spluttering outfit has any chance of making finals ... then it will defeat the Roos at home on Sunday. Need to stand for something. Soon.

If you haven't acquainted yourself with the back story of debutant Jamaine Jones ... then do so. There won't be a better one this year.

If you want our take on the Tom Lynch saga ... then we reckon he's outta there.

If Kelly is fully fit ... then a lot of this club's problems of the past three weeks will simply disappear.

If the Hawks are to beat the rampaging Eagles ... then we reckon Clarko will need to pull a positional swifty. Roughead in the backline?









If his first three games were ordinary ... then the past three for Lever have been very good, the most recent hit-out his best for the Dees. Got a sizeable dose of swagger in his make-up, which will mean he won't be fazed by the verbal and physical attacks from his former teammates.

If you've got the fourth most hit-outs in history (behind Sandilands, Cox and Dempsey) ... then you've had a very, very good career. And after a couple of quiet years, Goldstein has fought back in 2018.

If we can't get a proper read on this team's premiership chances after the opening nine games ... then we will in the next fortnight. Hawthorn in Tassie, then Richmond.

If we judge Dusty on now near-impossible benchmarks ... then so be it, that's what happens to the all-time greats. But he's still ticking along extraordinarily well on the benchmarks applied to 99 per cent of his peers.

If we were coaching the Saints this weekend ... then we'd be plonking Carlisle, their best player by a mile, at full-forward, and attempt to clear out the forward 40m.

If Rampe tripping over a chain fence was bad enough last year ... then Mills mangling his foot during a playful throw of an American football is an outright catastrophe.

If there's one team to this point of 2018 which is must-watch, no matter the time or opposition ... then it is this one. Generating pure excitement and energy every weekend. We've bought seat 1A on the bandwagon.

If there's two players we'd always find a spot for in a Bulldogs selected 22 ... then it'd be Dunkley and Wallis. Strange omissions by our reckoning.

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