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Goat: I met a girl last night. Rat: Really? Who? Goat: She's a roadie for some rock band. Rat: D'you do anything? Goat: We made out. Rat: You made out? Wow. She must kiss anyone. Goat: She does actually. I found out about her past later. Rat: Well, give me her number. Goat: Gross. No way. I don't want you to kiss some girl I've kissed. Rat: Dude, please. It's the law. Goat: What law? Rat: Share the roadie. Cyclist: It's 'Share the road', @&*@#&#. Rat: Oh, great. Now YOU want a shot at her? Goat: No one's getting a shot at anyone. Pig: Psssst....does she give out hugs?