You got me. You got me real good.

I got home and of course was eager to open the box up. With my roommate standing right next to me I revealed the green box and Xbox One logo! Out of shear excitement I shouted "holy shit!" and pulled the Xbox box from the shipping box to have the contents come pouring out onto the floor. I dove to the ground to protect my new console, then realized the ground was wet.

Wet? Yes wet. I looked upon several beers (one of which unfortunately didn't make it..). It finally click. I flipped the Xbox box over to see the first note (which I was suppose to read first) then found the "got ya!" note (covered in beer now). Very well played.

As for the real gift. I love it. I didn't really emphasize beer in my profile but your excellent reddit creepin' lead you down the right path. I love craft brews! Anywhere I travel I always have to try their local flavor. So a six pack of Minnesota's finest (definitely haven't found any of these down here in the "dirty south") with a fine piece of glassware to enjoy them from, stellar!

Now it would have been cute to play all the lower resolution Xbox One games, you know for a laugh, to see how the less fortunate game. But I shall enjoy my cold brews whilst playing Uncharted and Bloodbourne on my PS4. Haha.

PLAYSTATION MASTER RACE!

Again. Well played. Thanks man!