The movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story invented the concept of an ESPN channel so weird that it would air professional dodgeball. It was called “ESPN8: “The Ocho,” and now that will become a reality for one magical day. Here’s how to watch it:

On Thursday ESPN announced that on Tuesday, Aug. 8, ESPNU would transform into ESPN8: “The Ocho,” and air sports that never, ever get airtime outside of internet streams.

The full lineup so you can call in sick to work:

All times Eastern.

ESPN8: “The Ocho” schedule Time Event Time Event 12 a.m. 2016 American Disc Golf Championship. 2 a.m. 2016 WFTDA Roller Derby Championships. 4 a.m. 2016 Sky Zone Ultimate Trampoline Dodgeball. 5:30 a.m. Firefighters World Challenge XXV. 8 a.m. 2016 Kabaddi World Cup Final. 9 a.m. World Darts Championship. 11:30 a.m. Arm Wrestling: Best of WAL 2016 Championship. 12:30 p.m. 2017 Championship of Bags. 2:30 p.m. EVO 2017 World Championship - Street Fighter 5:00 p.m. Moxie Games. 7:00 p.m. U.S. Open Ultimate Championships

This lineup is a nice reminder that 2004 was so cute. When Dodgeball came out, we all assumed that dodgeball on TV would be a funny joke. How wrong we were. Bold move Cotton. We’ll see if this strategy pays off.