Being familiar with Johnny Cash (and, potentially, his struggles with alcohol abuse) while not knowing the name of what is arguably his most famous song does not make Natasha Holly of Green Acres, Florida, the worst Wheel of Fortune contestant ever.

But risking a $9,800 payout on "I Have the Wine" with both 'H' and 'E' already on the board? Unforgivable.

For the record, Weird Al doesn't have a wine-themed Johnny Cash parody, but here's what the chorus might look like if he did (courtesy of Danger Guerrero):

I keep a close watch on this jug of mine

I keep my eyes half-focused all the time

I keep the cork out 'cause it saves some time

Because it's mine, I have the wine

[video via Uproxx]