Women Having A Terrible Time At Parties In Western Art History

Oh, Christ

Anna, he’s going to start reading poetry at us

what do we do

play dead?

no that’s bears

what’s wrong

nothing’s wrong

nothing’s wrong exactly

don’t you like the flowers

the flowers are fine

i guess i just thought there’d be more

more than the flowers we have blanketing the party?

its fine i guess these are enough

i guess its fine if you dont really care about flowers

EXCUSE ME

YEAH HI EXCUSE ME

CAN WE HELP YOU

YEAH IS THERE SOME WAY WE CAN HELP YOU OVER HERE

THIS BED IS FOR TWO PEOPLE

YOU’RE MAKING US BE THREE PEOPLE AND WE DON’T WANT THAT

oh

you found us

you found us with your guitar

hey guys he found us and he brought his guitar with him

mmk

m’up

m’getting up

getting up in a minute i gotta go home

i cant stay here

do you guys mind if i stay here though

twenty more minutes and i’ll have made it through this entire night without talking to any–

fuck, fuck, the dog sees me

this is the worst orgy ive ever been to

if she plays another fucking organist recital i will literally and actually die right fucking here

NO ONE CAN TALK OVER A BWAMP BWAMP BWAMP ORGAN BLAST

THIS ISN’T AN ORGAN PARTY

IT’S A REGULAR PARTY

THAT YOU ARE RUINING

BY PLAYING THE ORGAN DURING IT

maybe if i keep covering more of my face with my hands

he’ll forget i’m here

and go away

hi hey

what are you doing over here all by yourself

i’m just

enjoying the view

but you’re facing the wrong way

you’re not facing the party

you can’t even see me talking to you

i know

hi there

hi

i hope you have a good reason

i’m sorry?

i said, i hope you have a really good reason

a good reason for what?

i hope you have a really good reason

for touching my fucking dress

I–

because if you dont have one

then i can’t think of a good reason why you should keep your hands

also your mustache looks like a furry piece of actual shit died on your mouth

heads up that that’s what it looks like

i’m sorry but you have to go

you have to go now

but darling

why

i dont have time to explain

i just need to be alone with this dog

okay

okay hah ahh okay

so i think this is going to be my life now

okay

so that’s

okay i can do this

get up

it’s weird to lie down when nobody else is lying down

sit up

i’ll sit up when I see something worth sitting up for