Let no one suggest that the Olympics reality is something other than wholesome, inspiring competition among nations.

Specifically, let no one suggest that the super-jazzed young heartthrobs who win medals go out and celebrate the success they've worked their whole lives for by partying all night--or, horrors, getting laid!

US snowboarder Scotty Lago, who picked an inopportune time to let a fan share her enthusiasm for his medal, got unceremoniously tossed out of the Olympics, Jeff Passan of Yahoo reports. (Photo from TMZ)

Fake fires and delayed shlock TV are cool with the Olympics overlords. Fake blow jobs are not.