Nothing is funny.

Everyone is a victim deserving of special rights and treatment.

Women need to not be treated like fragile damsels, because they need to be treated like fragile damsels instead.

Progress is only allowable as long as affirmative action standards are met.

Rape culture is real, and it is the Holocaust, even as sexual assault reaches all time low.

Homosexuals need to check their privilege because trans people say so.

The Holocaust will be real again, and will contain only cishet white males.

The wage gap will be considered equal as soon as men make 10 cents to every dollar that a woman makes.

We never recognize the idea that men can be raped and sexualized.

We never recognize the idea that reverse racism, or racism towards white people, actually exists.

We fully recognize that women have always had less rights, and had it harder than homosexuals.

We fully recognize that demisexuals, dragonkin, and peoples headmates have it the worst of all.

We no longer live by the sentiments of love and acceptance expressed by Martin Luther King Jr.

Transethnicity will be the greatest struggle of all ever endured by mankind.

Every woman receives their mandatory “male tears” mugs as soon as they exit the womb.

Every man receives castration as soon as they exit the womb.

Video games are understood to be the underlying reason why the Third Reich came to power.

Video games are understood to be the reason why brothels exist all over the world.

Video games are understood to be the reason behind everything bad ever, and statistics will showcase it to be true without ever being scrutinized as skewed and biased.

Able-body people will never play roles of handicapped characters in TV or movies.

Anita Sarkeesian is President of the United States forever.

No one is Vice President because that is triggering.

ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, and FOX have officially gone under and have effectively been replaced by subsidiaries of Gawker, Vox, and The Daily Dot.





Only then will the world be made right.

However, women in third world countries will still be stoned to death, and have acid splashed in their faces, Palestinians will still be displaced and have their land stripped from them by military force, Wall Street bankers will still own all of the wealth and all of the real power, and poverty stricken sweatshop workers will still be building iPhones and other neat first world gadgets. Those things haven’t changed, thankfully!

tl;dr I enacted Godwin’s Law, and you didn’t even notice.