Karen and Jane Myers issued a scathing statement today on behalf of the Worldwide Organization for Conjoined Twins (WOCT), criticizing the #MeToo movement for overshadowing their #MeTwo hashtag, which serves to draw attention to the struggles of living as conjoined twins.

“Cant we have anything?” asked Karen and Jane. “We experience twice as much suffering as other women. It’s not easy having double the intellect of everyone else but only standing half a chance of success. No one respects conjoined twins. We put on our pants two legs at a time just like the rest of you. Yet we’re viewed as circus freaks and medical anomalies when all we really want is to live a life like everyone else, that’s what #MeTwo is all about.”

“Where do these Hollywood stars get the right to take our hashtag?” the pair continued. “They had so many options. A whole slew of possibilities come to mind like #realcostoffame or #istayedquietfortherole, but they had to go with #MeToo. Typical selfish hollywood, only concerned about themselves.”

“While we’re human beings and not a wishbone, we still have wishes, and that’s for women to stop stealing our shit with their pussy ass white people problems.”