Ok, so I must admit, I was a bit sceptical of this whole gift exchange. Believing my luck, I thought it very unlikely I would receive anything. As a result, I barely gave my Santa anything to go on other than I was into all things tech based, in my 20s and from the UK. The only compulsory question was regarding allergies/allergens, to which I put: 'Wasps. Please don't send me wasps...' This scepticism grew even more on matching day when I received an email saying my Santa had retrieved my details, and another 10 mins after, saying my gift was dispatched. Surely not...

Anyway, today a package from Amazon came.

THE EXECUTIONER has arrived.

Combining my love of technology and hate of wasps, THANK YOU SANTA!!!

And thanks for making me no so cynical!

Santa, send me a message so I can thank you personally! :)