ADARO, SEDNA—Intercepted reports have revealed the Grineer Occupational Safety and Health organization is cracking down on facilities proven to have excessive misplacement of explosive containers. After receiving several reports from anonymous whistleblowers, the Grineer government has sent inspectors to outposts across Sedna to verify facility safety standards are being met.

It comes as no surprise that outposts across Sedna, home to some of the most combat-tested and battle-hungry Grineer soldiers, have struggled with keeping up with safety regulations. For several months now the number of daily incidents attributed to misplacement of explosive barrels and malfunctioning arc traps have risen exponentially. Perhaps due to the culture established by Kela De Thaym, many of these daily incident reports were not officially filed. With constant threats of Corpus, Infestation, Tenno, and now Neural Sentry attacks, Grineer military personnel and laborers must suffer through these hazardous environments or else face termination. Showing any sign of weakness could end a career.

The Grineer Occupational Safety and Health (GOSH) organization is responsible for ensuring working conditions meet certain safety standards in order to continue operating. In rare cases, an outpost can be permanently closed down due to unsafe conditions. Ponaturi was once the location of a Grineer Galleon located near Sedna but was shut down by GOSH due to reports of high mortality rates of Grineer troops. Official reports attributed these deaths to malfunctioning equipment, but inspectors were unable to determine the true cause.

Unbeknownst to the Grineer, the reality is that lone Tenno operatives have been raiding the ships. In fact, it was revealed that Tenno were responsible for the anonymous reports submitted to to the regulatory organization. One such Tenno is SaintJarna, MR22, who has made it a habit to raid the Adaro outpost on a nearly daily basis. “I’ve been trying to gain more affinity with stealth combat.” said SaintJarna. “The Grineer are much easier to practice against than the Corpus or Infested. I could manage up to 50 consecutive stealth kills, but every once in a while I accidentally hit an explosive barrel and suddenly everyone’s alert. Who leaves 3 explosive barrels next to stairs?”

Dozens of Tenno, like SaintJarna, had submitted anonymous reports to get the Grineer to clean up the explosive barrels littered across the ships and outposts. Messages such as “GOSH, this ship is really unsafe. Arc Traps are shocking nearby troops.” and “Oh my, GOSH, there are explosive barrels all over the place.” were filed by the Tenno in hopes of clearing obstacles from these Grineer outposts to provide a smoother stealth combat experience. “I know I could just be more careful to avoid hitting the barrels when going for stealth kills, but slide attacks with the Telos Boltace are just too tempting.” sighed SaintJarna as the stealth multiplier bonus faded away once again.

At press time, reporters confirmed that SaintJarna had accidentally killed the GOSH inspectors while sliding back and forth wildly swinging the Telos Boltace for a few minutes. After realizing the inspectors were dead, SaintJarna said “GOSH? Darn it!” and audibly sighed.