10) While taking a shower, you randomly yell out to your wife in the other room, if she thinks that Elsa NEVER comes out of her room to see Anna, or if she just doesn’t come out very often.

9) Your new insult to people is to call them the “Duke of Weasel-town”

*) If your daughter were to ever bring home someone named Hans, your first instinct is to punch them right in the freakin’ face.

7) You often wonder why Hans and Anna finish each other’s “sandwiches”.

6) When Anna is asking Elsa if she wants to build a snowman, and Elsa tells her to go away, you have to struggle to hold back tears, when Anna says “ok, byeeee”. I’ve never wanted to hug someone so bad.

5) While driving down the road, you randomly say “Buwoohooo! Big Summer Blowout. Half off svimsuits, clogs, and a sun balm of my own invention….yah?”

4) You have an overwhelming desire to correct Kristoff, and tell him that not ALL men eat their boogers. And then you cringe. Because apparently, Kristoff eats his boogers.