In a one-on-one war of words between conservative talk show host/political commentator/author Dana Loesch and disgraced attorney Michael Avenatti, my money would be on Loesch every time.

Loesch was on the Twitter machine Thursday reading CNN the riot act over media firefighters Brian Stelter and Oliver Darcy suggesting that Trump criticizing NY Times columnist Bret Stephens over his bedbug insult overreaction was part of a broader Trump “war” on the press:

How is correcting false and libelous reporting or remarking on a guy that literally tried to get another dude fired for referring to him as a “bedbug” (you should see my mentions) a “war?” This is like Michael asking on “Arrested Development” if his family has ever seen a chicken https://t.co/f9FsKiypvA — Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 29, 2019

Loesch then noted that CNN had been waging a war of its own – against Trump and his supporters over non-issues and by way of inviting on unhinged guests:

“THE PRESIDENT’S WAR ON MEDIA! But first, we talk to this person who says Trump has killed more people that Hitler, Stalin, and Mao combined!” — Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 29, 2019

“THE PRESIDENT’S WAR ON MEDIA! But first here is his report from this one source who hasn’t seen it but pinky swore it exits.” — Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 29, 2019

After continuing on in a few more tweets with examples, Loesch concluded by shaming CNN for elevating Avenatti for months as a heroic Resistance™ leader when it was obvious that he was a fraudster who was exploiting Daniels to score political points with the Woke Mafia in advance of a rumored presidential bid:

“We now have to get back to serious reporting and guests, like this actual white supremacist we gave a huge platform to, or our friend, Porn Lawyer.” — Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 29, 2019

Avenatti got his feelings hurt and lashed out:

.@DLoesch-you seem to have an issue with porn. Will you now be advising your NRA members to stop watching porn? Btw, your “Creepy Porn President” (the one you bought/paid for) is the guy that was having unprotected sex with a porn star while his 4 mo-old was at home with his wife https://t.co/iTjyBijX6J — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) August 29, 2019

Loesch clapped back that he had to have used the search terms “porn lawyer” to find her tweet, which he denied while throwing another weak jab about the NRA:

No. But then again you've never been that bright, which is why even the NRA fired you. — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) August 29, 2019

Loesch then absolutely torched Avenatti with a finishing move for the ages:

No, and I’m disinclined to entertain criticism from an accused woman-beating grifter alleged to have tried to extort Nike, stolen from clients, and failed to pay his taxes. Sorry the feds confiscated your plane. You can go shave your back now. https://t.co/uRocKkktbL — Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 29, 2019

“You can go shave your back now.” SICK BURN. #Boom

His response was pathetic, but by that point Loesch was done with him and had moved on:

Are you going to give me tips based on how you shave yours? Do you use a AK-47 clip? — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) August 29, 2019

Poor Michael Avenatti just can’t get any respect. The world’s smallest violin is playing for you, buddy. Bless your heart.

(Hat tip: PJ Media)

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