The alpine towns that cling to the cliffs of the Skycrag Mountain range are small and hardy. Their taverns—known for strong tea and stronger ales—take all kinds, from wandering mages, to Clan warriors coming in from the cold, to strangers fleeing the harsh snowstorms and fiercer wildlife.

Today, one such wanderer retells their chilling tale…

Yeti brrrrr!

Brrg, hak hak… ptooie! Ahem.

Up an’ tip top, beeg brrrrrrr! All’a yeti hafta get yeti an scurrrrnamlke. Kick an’ kick an’ brrrr.

So Wump no likeee. Bad partee. Shouta Chunk Chunk, an give ‘im lotsa snow. Heaps! Chunk Chunk grump, but Wump do’a beeg shout, so Chunk Chunk getee more yeti an’ chunka all tha snow. Volla! Chunkhaus!

But Chunkhaus no beeg. Yeti still brrrrr. An’ sharp rain gonna come frum bigcloud. Yeti angree! Then Wump an’ Crafty nimble numble grumble an’ tok lots. Lotsa tok. Brgle blah blah blah, heh heh. Then, Wump grawp! Ah ha! Biggun’s no brrr cuz have’a inside. Yeti gotta getta inside. Then hava parteee, yah!

Hrg, namble chak. Errrrg. But! Need bigtall bigskin. But Torgs no givee. So, Wump shoutta smalla yeti, an’ smalla yeti gon’ takee! Yah, takee! Ha ha! Beeg party.

Yeti angreee!

Yeti hafta wait. Smalla yeti have manysnow. Lotsa fun, snow. Some yeti takea snow, and hup hup hup, snowiff!

An’ then yeti bak from Torghaus hava coat! Big coat, yus. Wump shoutta all yeti, big kick. Yeti scramble, hop, an Wump pointa Beeg Brother. Ha! Yeti do-a scramble. Get sneakee yeti, fightee yeti, an’ dunkee. Hop on an’ volla!

Yus, hullo hullo, weeza norma Jotun. Rrrg, beeg Jotun, lotsa shout. Jotun kicka yeti, whee! Yah!

Jus’ Jotun, ha. Givva longstab, an’ a noiseestick, ha!

Ha ha, lookitus, justa regglar Jotun!

Justa, Regglar Jotun Promo Quest

The Justa, Regglar Jotun promo quest begins today and will run until Wednesday, January 2.

During the quest period, your first PvP win of the day will reward you with a copy of Justa.

Once the promo period is over, you’ll be able to craft Justa using Shiftstone as normal.

The Justa premium Avatar will be available in the store for 300 Gems for a limited time.

Peekyu inna gam!

– The Dire Wolf Digital Team

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