Santa’s reindeer if they were gay

Donner is a bear and Blitzen is a jock. Everyone assumes they bang but they never have, just good friends. Both exclusive tops; Donner jokes that he would bottom for Blitzen except secretly he definitely would.

Prancer is a twink and Dancer is a twunk. They act as each other’s wingman but usually end up with each other when both fail. Argue over who gets to bottom. Will never have a relationship.

Comet is a gym bunny and tops for Cupid, who is an otter. They’ve been in a committed relationship for two years now. Very cute together, everyone ships them. Comet is more experienced despite being younger. Cupid is extremely bashful.

Vixen is a trans man who has an on again off again relationship with Dasher. Everyone thinks they hate each other but they’re actually very kind and supportive of each other in private.

Rudolf is a wolf, a vers, and an absolute heartbreaker. Has slept with every other reindeer at some point. Everyone kinda wants to be him, or be with him. Talks about being gay too much though.