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“Something needs to be done about this” roared NSW Labor Leader Michael Daley at a press conference today.

“Why are young white kids in Sydney losing jobs to much smarter and disciplined young Asian people”

The leader of the NSW opposition says young people are leaving Sydney, and it’s because of the cost of living in the boomerstani capital, meaning the jobs they would have are going to ‘young people with PHDs, typically from Asia’.

It is not yet clear how exactly Mr Daley was attempting to blame the foreigners who are moving into these vacant employment opportunities for the fact the jobs being left vacant to begin with.

One thing is that is for sure, he appears to be struggling with the transition into an empty nester, after revealing that he’d like his 27-year-old daughter to be living at home with him at the pubs that close at 8:30pm, and not in St Kilda with the 24-hour-public transport and a youth culture that isn’t beholden to noise complaints from old wealth-hoarding cunts who decided to retire in a densely metropolitan area.

However, Daley has doubled down on the racist sermon he gave during a rally in the Blue Mountains, that he was hoping no one would ever know about because it actually makes him look like the type of politician who just says what certain people want to hear while pretending to be something else on camera.

“NSW Labor is for the people. Particularly the young white people!”

“Just because you spend 90% of your day ripping cones and playing Fortnite, does not mean you deserve to lose your job against someone who just happens to be smarter and more competent than you”