Society is facing more problems than ever, and I have a solution that can fix at least three of them. We all need to find a partner of a different race and make babies with them. If you are gay or unable to have biological children, just make sure that any children you do raise were produced by this method.

But what if you're already in a happy, monogamous relationship with a partner of the same race? I don't believe in telling other people what to do with their personal lives, but you should break up with them immediately and hook up with the first person you run into on the street who is of the opposite race.

"Opposite" might be a tough concept, as we all know black is the opposite of white, but what is the opposite of Asian? I've made a handy chart to help you out.