Let me tell you the story of three world-class douchenozzles. The three amigos thought it wise to rob a guy at the gas pump. Little did they know, the pumper was a concealed carrier, packing some serious heat. One of them learned that the hard way, by getting loaded up with lead.

Check it out:

A man who had just paid for his gas Saturday morning at a Shell station in West Palm Beach, Florida, was returning to his vehicle when three men approached him and demanded money, the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office told the Sun Sentinel. But their target — apparently in no mood to hand over his hard-earned cash — had a counter proposal for the trio of crooks. “The victim, in fear of this life, discharged his firearm, which he has a concealed weapons permit for, striking one of the suspects,” sheriff’s spokeswoman Teri Barbera told the paper in a statement. The gas station clerk — who would identify himself only as Mr. Nasser — told the Sun Sentinel the gun-toting customer appeared unhurt.

Stories like this are so beautiful, they make you want to cry.

We see stories like this all the time, yet the left keeps telling us the Second Amendment has no practical use. Well, this concealed carrier's greenbacks are still his and the criminalizing dickweed learned a valuable lesson. Namely, if you wish to avoid further .45 caliber abdomen piercings, keep your hands off other peoples wallets. Sounds pretty practical to me.

This is why we support Amendment Part Two. It turns your average Joe into G.I. Joe when the situation calls for it. The odds of one taking on three suddenly don't seem so insurmountable anymore. Thank Jeezy for the great equalizer.

While we're on the subject.

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