As Cosmopolitan.com has previously noted, Once Upon a Time is a crazy, crazy show. It's at least 80 percent CGI, there's a talking cricket, and for some reason Cruella de Vil is friends with Ursula and Maleficent. But while you're busy trying to figure out what the hell is making Rumpelstiltskin's face glitter like that, you might be missing out on one of the most magical parts of the series: the cleavage. So please, take my hand and join me as we spotlight 20 instances when the cleavage of Once was absolutely wackadoo.

1. Any time the Blue Fairy appears on screen. She is literally a sexy jellyfish. This was her look for the pilot, by the way.

2. Any time the Snow Queen appears on-screen. It doubles as a shelf for beverages and light snacks.

3. Zelena completing her transformation into "evil green person." The deeper the cleave, the higher likelihood to steal your baby and use it in a town-destroying curse.

4. Anna in her wedding dress. Trading her usual conservative vest-and-maxi-skirt combo for a look that says, "I'm trying to get laid on prom night."

5. Ariel emerging from the sea. This isn't even that risqué for a woman known to wear seashells as a bra.

6. Belle in her business clothes. It's weird that her day look is even bustier than her famous gold ball gown, but there you go.

7. Young Cora sneaking around in a borrowed dress. Inconspicuous — you're doing it wrong.

8. Captain Hook, all the time. Cleavage isn't just for ladies, love.

9. Maleficent before Maleficent came out. The miniature unicorn just out of frame is the least interesting thing about this scene.

10. Maleficent after Maleficent came out. A simple costume change can't hold down the cleavage of Once.

11. Milah, deciding to run away and become a pirate. The better to rest her giant statement necklace on.

12. Sleeping Beauty doing whatever she does. No wonder Mulan was sweating her so hard.

13. Ursula blackmailing Rumpelstiltskin. Bonus Belle cleavage triangle.

14. Emma in the Enchanted Forest. She doesn't get to wear fairytale clothes very often, so when she does, she's gotta make the most of it. You just can't achieve this kind of bustiness in a leather jacket and T-shirt.

15. Emma in a ball gown. What, were you expecting a formal turtleneck?

16. Emma and Captain Hook on a mission. The couple who cleaves together stays together.

17. Regina in her first appearance on the show. "Nice try, Snow White. Pull those corset strings a little tighter and get back to me."

18. Deep-V riding outfit cleavage. Nobody does revealing-yet-elegant quite like the Evil Queen.

19. Running-with-purpose cleavage. She could really have an entire list just to herself.

20. Give it up and go home cleavage. Her necklace is in serious danger of being swallowed whole by her bosom.

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Eliza Thompson senior entertainment editor I’m the senior entertainment editor at Cosmopolitan.com, which means my DVR is always 98 percent full.

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