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Hitler struggles to make his boat row better and shows up to practice everday hoping to make his boat go fast.

00:00 - 00:03 Captain, we have just recieved word that the

00:04 - 00:05 practice today is 5 by 2k.

00:05 - 00:07 We will go up the channel today

00:08 - 00:12 Then end right back at the boathouse when we finish.

00:12 - 00:15 and end practice around 10:00 o'clock today.

00:17 - 00:19 The wind is not bad today.

00:19 - 00:21 And we have the good eight today.

00:24 - 00:26 My Captain.

00:27 - 00:28 We have...

00:31 - 00:33 We have noticed two sets of oars are missing.

00:34 - 00:36 and the JV took our oars.

00:53 - 00:58 If you're not the Coxswain, in the V8, or under 6:30, leave the room now.

01:13 - 01:15 This is absolutely bullshit.

01:15 - 01:17 The JV8 rows like shit.

01:18 - 01:23 Their best 2k in that boat is a 6:30

01:25 - 01:28 with their coxswain swerving into our lane

01:29 - 01:31 because she blames the "Rutter"

01:31 - 01:34 for being sensitive and Starboard being stronger.

01:34 - 01:37 Which completely doesn't make sense.

01:37 - 01:40 because we rowed that boat in the fall.

01:40 - 01:42 We were turning more to the right in our race

01:42 - 01:46 Yeah, because we have a 5:59 in our boat.

01:46 - 01:48 My Captain, you havent broken 6:15 yet.

01:48 - 01:52 yeah, but my technique is better and thats why I am stroke.

01:53 - 01:54 None of you can catch properly

01:56 - 01:57 We are suppose to do our starts at

01:57 - 02:00 a 40, but for some reason you can't get past a 36.

02:00 - 02:03 and this breaks my back which makes me row like garbage.

02:04 - 02:08 The only person that can row sensitably is one seat

02:08 - 02:13 and for some reason you still decide to blame the coxswain.

02:14 - 02:16 We will not get better if we blame other people.

02:17 - 02:21 Also Coach wants to keep doing bungies, which you might aswell call him Stalin.

02:27 - 02:29 I just want to get a gold medal.

02:30 - 02:34 I feel, I feel like im doing my part,

02:34 - 02:36 but I can control how other people row

02:41 - 02:42 I try my best.

02:43 - 02:47 But for some reason even though Coach tells you one thing, you do the other.

02:48 - 02:53 Its even worse when you guys think you are the best.

02:54 - 02:56 I've never seen you catch properly once.

02:56 - 02:59 Which I don't know how its so hard when I give an example

03:00 - 03:02 of my beautiful stroke

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, he's not in your boat.

03:14 - 03:16 I've never missed a practice.

03:19 - 03:23 I put my 100% into this sport,

03:25 - 03:26 but you suck

03:31 - 03:33 My back hurts.

03:40 - 03:46 We haven't had a good practice since you got in the boat.

03:46 - 03:49 I know you have a good 2k, but you row like shit.