In an era when Republicans and Democrats alike are fond of flinging around the term “fake news,” devoutly satirical news outlet The Onion is reveling in the absurdity of it all. Under the defiant tagline “America’s Finest News Source,” the site’s writers have mastered the art of turning our soap opera politics into retweet-ready comedy gold. From bitter Merrick Garland (“Could’ve been me,” he grumbles, watching Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch’s Senate hearing from a local dive bar) to bumbling Jared Kushner (“The senior advisor to the president quietly moved the task ‘solve Middle East crisis’ to his to-do list for next week …”), the site takes gleeful swipes at both sides of the aisle. Here, a selection of our favorite postelection Onion headlines.