When last we left our young scantily-clad hero she was feeling kind of flat because Gunther would just nick off out of the blue and due to some weird bug Lacie always got the “Bad date” moodlet because of it…

Lacie: What’s a moodlet?

Pretend you didn’t hear that… go about your life, nothing to see here…

Lacie: Riiiiggghht.

Annnyyyyway Lacie was sick to death of Gunther booking it every five seconds, she’d become really close with one of her team mates at work Leighton Sekemoto, so she decided to invite Leighton over.

Oh look Lacie, he’s got his mind on his money and his money on his mind… just like you.

Lacie: I know, this is promising right?

Yeah, I mean, he even stinks like you…

Lacie: Seriously? It was one time, because I was working out and really pushing myself.

Yeah, yeah… Stanky ass…

Leighton and Lacie spent the day, outside in the rain, talking about things.

Lacie: Leighton are you single?

Leighton: Yep…

Enthralling conversation really…

Lacie: Well then… How YOU doin? *eyebrow wiggle*

Ohhh even gave him double guns… Girlfriends got moves…This is indeed promising…

So Lacie decided that Leighton was a much better candidate than Gunther “the flake” Goth so she asked him to be her boyfriend.

Leighton: Yeah, you’re hot enough to date me and my emo hair.

Says the guy who doesn’t smell at the moment solely because the rain soaked him through and washed him.

Now Lacie had to tell Gunther… So she invite him over… HE was smart enough to bring an umbrella.

Lacie: Uhhh Gunther I just want to be friends, It’s not me, it’s you… You just keep bailing on me then blaming me for a bad date… also it seems you’re now obscenely old so… that makes it easier for me I think.

Gunther: Huh? Wha? Where am I? Get off my lawn!!! Cornelia… one of the lower class people got on our lawn…

Lacie: Ummmm what the???

Lacie: Look I’m really sorry, it’s just that Leighton and I are a thing now.

Lacie: He’s just so hot with his long fringe…

Gunther: All my hair is long though!!!

Yeah and white… Luckily Lacie decided it was time to say goodbye before he forgot where he lived.

Lacie: Bye Gunther…

Gunther: Bye Lucy… *strolls off into the blue yonder*

Lacie: BAHAHAHAHAHA He’s sooo OLD…. I think I made a good decision choosing Leighton over Gunther.

Yeah it really came down to a choice between B.O or mothballs huh?

Lacie: I would choose B.O a hundred times over *struts*

You know… I really have nothing to say to that…

So Lacie decided to go to the gym, after gaining more athletic expertise she felt she wanted to train another sim, so she found poor old Marty and went to work verbally abusing him.

As you can see she’s decided to match her partner in fragrance.

Lacie: MOVE, MARTY, MOVE, I WANT YOUR BODY TO HURT AS MUCH AS MY FEELINGS DO WHEN THE VOICE IN MY HEAD TELLS ME I SMELL BAD…

Marty: Jesus Christ, this chick is a psycho… I’m in so much pain, but I’m too scared to defy her.

Lacie: Enough Yammering… that’s 3 more sets for talking.

Gunther: Dat ass…

What the hell Gunther, you might have a heart attack if you work out too much, but if you do it and stare at Lacie’s ass you definitely will.

Gunther: Aww man, dat ass could have been mine.

Lacie: Gunther stop staring at my ass, I have a boyfriend now!!

Gunther: I’m sorry Lucy, I just miss you so much is all.

Lacie: MY. NAME. IS… LACIE!!!!!! “#($%*#$%

To find out how Lacie and Leighton are getting on stay tuned for another episode of The Stumpet Legacy… In SPPPACCEEE (but not in space)

I assure you that no Martys or Gunthers were hurt in the making of this episode.