Local News Broadcast: It is a ruling that has people talking across the commonwealth tonight. A federal judge has ...

Woman: Unbelievable! Liberal Judge John Heyburn just ruled that Kentucky has to immediately recognize same-sex marriages from other states.

Man: Is that the same judge who overturned the ban on partial-birth abortions?

Woman: Yep.

Man: Who recommended this liberal judge?

Woman: Mitch McConnell.

Man: Really?

Woman: Uh-huh. Mitch McConnell called Heyburn an "excellent judicial appointment" and praised him for being “progressive.”

Man: “Progressive” means liberal. Now, why would McConnell recommend a liberal?

Woman: Political cronyism. Heyburn donated money to McConnell and served as a county chairman for his campaign.

Man: McConnell should admit right now that recommending Judge Heyburn was a mistake. He knew this judge wasn’t a conservative and promoted him anyway. Now we’re stuck with gay marriage.

Woman: Yeah. First it was funding Obamacare, then it was giving Obama a blank check to raise the debt ceiling, now it’s liberal judges. I’m voting for conservative Matt Bevin instead.

Man: Me too.