view video HERE if above vid doesn’t work…think they took it down from youtube bc of me. Worried.

The goal of any union between any man and woman is to prove to one another + the world that your bond is stronger than any other bond between any two other people in the history of the world. Your relationship must have a goal. It must generate a product, brand, or aesthetic that lets people know that your relationship is the most meaningful bond ever–even more meaningful than the bond between God and his cranky ol’ wife. It seems like this relationship between ‘Jeff’ and ‘Erin’ is incredibly meaningful, and not just because they are breaking racial barriers.

Would u ever make a viral vid with ur soulmate about yalls relaish/eternal bond?

It really feels like we are entering the golden age of ‘ppl trying to go viral so that they can feel 150% more meaningful’ than the status quo of their lives’. I have always wondered what it will be like to ‘plan my wedding’, like if it will be stressful, and I will just say ‘yes’ to everything that my fiance suggests. But now it seems like the goal of a wedding has to be ‘creating a crazie viral moment’ that the entire internet can share. Then u end up being interviewed on the Today Show or something as a ‘human interest’ piece that inspires Middle American women 2 resent their non-creative type work horse simpleton husbands more than evr.



I feel like this video sort of documents the struggles of small AZN people, and their desire to be white. It also documents the struggles of plain white females, and their desire to have a creative identity. Just feel awkward when white people date ‘outside of their race’ in an effort to ’seem more cultured/less boring’ or something.



Ultimately, I feel worried about their relationship. I am not sure if they will ever create anything more ‘meaningful’/'viral’ than this video, even if they create a child. It seems like they would probably have to make a viral video of their child’s birth, perhaps something involving kittens coming out of Erin’s womb. JeffAznBro is probably the ‘creative’ one, who can make ’sweet vids’, but their end product kinda worries me. Even if this is supposed to just ‘mock’ traditional movie trailers, the ideas+brands+gimmicks that they have imported to represent their story prove that they have no identity. Like they have a vision of ‘how they are supposed 2 feel’, but have no ability to feel anything real. Seems like their whole relaish is just ’smoke and mirrors’, kinda like Hollywood/Bollywood.

Do u think Jeff and Erin are going 2 ‘make it’ because they are two like-minded ppl who created something beautiful?

Will their AZN + white identities keep them 2gether forever?

Is their movie not believable, because no white woman would go on a date with a tiny AZN man, even if he was ‘AZN buff’ [via karate + xtreme sports]?

Do u ever think they are on a date, and some1 thinks that she ‘adopted’ him from a North Korean adoption catalog of AZNs?

Do u think Jeff & Erin studios could produce my script for Garden State 2: Braffy’s revenge that I have been working on?



r u gonna get married or be alone 4evr?

r u gonna go viral, or live ur meaningless small scale life 4evr?

Should I buy an HD cammy and upload some viddies into the yewtewb?

Are AZNs creative, or do they just listen to Linkin Park, watch scifi action movies with fast cars in them, and work on turning their functional Honda/Civic/Toyota into a rice rocket?

R u gonna die alone, or would u chill with a metaphorical Erin/Jeff 4evr?





Previous zany meaningful wedding memes

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/07/white-people-must-go-to-extremes-to-make-a-life-event-seem-meaningful.html

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/my-meaningful-alternative-wedding.html