In case you missed it, CNN is beside itself that President Donald Trump would spend his time golfing during the holidays.

Specifically, they’re furious that the president would order the White House to block breathless journalists from witnessing history as he hits his way down the back 9.

Or did he?

Trump on the golf course today, captured by CNN cameras https://t.co/hctg9sO23e — Manu Raju (@mkraju) December 26, 2017

The Secret Service has responded to CNN’s outragey reportage after a white truck blocked stalkers journalists from getting clear shots of the president’s golf game. (Pulitzer Prize-winning stuff potentially, we know.)

Yesterday & 2 other times during POTUS’ Winter vacation,CNN cameras captured Trump golfing, from public sidewalk. Today, not possible pic.twitter.com/EIfmWCj5kD — Noah Gray (@NoahGrayCNN) December 27, 2017

The Secret Service denied sending out a white truck to frustrate CNN’s hard-up reporters. Then it added a delightful kicker:

[The Secret Service] “is in the business of protection and investigations not in commissioning vehicles to block the media’s view of the President’s golf swing.”

Fore!

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The Palm Beach County sheriff’s department also didn’t order the mystery truck to park in front of CNN, according to The Hill.

Let’s just say conservatives found the entire fiasco… bewildering.

Find something else to do. I'm almost embarrassed for you. — JWF (@JammieWF) December 27, 2017

Hahaha! That's hilarious. Maybe when @CNN decides to be an objective news source again, they'll be given more access. — Christy Waters (@ThatChristyChic) December 27, 2017

Did you go to J-School for this? — #ILikeWassail ?? (@BruinOregon81) December 27, 2017

Nothing creepy here dude. Just CNN in a bush.#FactsFirst pic.twitter.com/V5mLW1DsER — Mike (@Fuctupmind) December 27, 2017

"oh just filming the President" Nothing odd here AT ALL. pic.twitter.com/079D4t5PLv — Mike (@Fuctupmind) December 27, 2017

How horrid! @POTUS @realDonaldTrump plays golf. What a world, what a world. I’m 100 percent OK with that. He gets things done everywhere he goes. — ❌ Stephen Clayton Jr ??⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@sclaytonjr) December 27, 2017

Melania Trump has a fashion trick up her sleeves to set her apart from Michelle Obama

The economy’s humming along, tax cuts are passed, the Supreme Court is in good hands… just enjoy the holidays, CNN. There will be plenty of time for am-bush journalism in 2018.