Michael Bergin is fuckin' so excited about this sea monstah, dude.

On a recent fishing trip, the Boston man and his quiet friend Jay went insane after discovering a truly incredible sea beast — perhaps it was a fuckin' big sea turtle, maybe it was a baby fuckin' whale. All Bergin knew for sure is that it was fuckin' dead, bro.

In actuality, the creature was an ocean sunfish. It was alive.

Bergin and Jay pulled the fish closer to inspect it in a second video, which you can watch below.

Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015

The video is already being beautifully remixed, including our favorite version in which Bergin's audio is dubbed over an old aquarium commercial.