You know, it's coming to that point that if Patterson Joseph isn't the new Doctor, people are going to be so disappointed!

But come on; the way this has leaked - don't you think RTD has a bit more subtlety and common sense than to reveal it in his _biography_? And do you think this guy is told of the BBC's dearest secret?

Still, great way to keep Doctor Who in the loop for us in this very, very dry and boring wait for Christmas Day...! :-D