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Blue Devils Drum & Bugle Corps find out they received a penalty in the 2015 DCI Prelims.

Blue Devils Find Out They Received a Penalty

00:00 - 00:03 It has come to our attention we received a penalty

00:04 - 00:05 .50 for a warm up zone infraction

00:05 - 00:07 We only warmed up here and here

00:08 - 00:12 Whomever is responsible

00:12 - 00:15 will have to listen to the K-Pop track all night long with no sleep

00:17 - 00:19 Is this the fault of those blasted Bluecoats?

00:19 - 00:21 They tried to fool the judges with one of their electronic tricks?

00:24 - 00:26 My Director...

00:27 - 00:28 We believe...

00:31 - 00:33 We have reason to believe it was

00:34 - 00:36 George Hopkins again, sir.

00:53 - 00:58 All of you leave. Brass, Percussion, Guard Caption Heads and you guys over there stay.

01:13 - 01:15 That whole "Power of 10" thing!

01:15 - 01:17 The 15 French horns featured on those platforms!

01:18 - 01:23 They brought back a Z-Pull again!

01:25 - 01:28 They think they're so hot with their 226 bpm drill!

01:29 - 01:31 They play so many notes!

01:31 - 01:34 And they march so friggin' fast!

01:34 - 01:37 You can hardly keep up with their show it's so fast!

01:37 - 01:40 They never even once park and bark like we do!

01:40 - 01:42 But sir! The whole corps got new color uniforms just last week!

01:42 - 01:46 Yes and they don't even look as good as they did before!

01:46 - 01:48 And sir! Carolina Crown - they have so many field tarps!

01:48 - 01:52 Yes - tarps! For Crown to park and bark under!

01:53 - 01:54 They're all going to HELL!

01:56 - 01:57 And then Bluecoats with those silver orbs

01:57 - 02:00 and their balanced poses and their backfield speakers!

02:00 - 02:03 you can't tell where the electronics leaves off and the corps begins!

02:04 - 02:08 And everyone loves their Snap Chats!

02:08 - 02:13 Next thing you know

02:14 - 02:16 they'll be jumping off those ramps again!

02:17 - 02:21 And the fans will be shouting "Orange is The New Bloo" again!

02:27 - 02:29 I put our snare drummers high up on chairs

02:30 - 02:34 I brought in the K-Pop song - one of my very favorites - to that first meeting!

02:34 - 02:36 I choreographed the dance!

02:41 - 02:42 and they dare to give us a penalty

02:43 - 02:47 For a Warm Up Zone Infraction!

02:48 - 02:53 No one even knows what a Warm Up Zone Infraction is!

02:54 - 02:56 They tell me no one understands our show

02:56 - 02:59 They "can't get the concept"

03:00 - 03:02 How hard is it to understand INK?

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK honey, none of us get it either.

03:14 - 03:16 We should just go back to the old days

03:19 - 03:23 Get rid of these distracting props, jazz hands, and electronic tricks

03:25 - 03:26 Back to G Bugles

03:31 - 03:33 Madison playing Malagueña

03:40 - 03:46 Go round up the corps from their hotel rooms and the California Pizza Kitchen across the street

03:46 - 03:49 some of them are probably still in the jacuzzi, too