Last week, Apple C.E.O. Tim Cook used his segment on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert to blast the flurry of movies Hollywood is creating about late Apple co-founder Steve Jobs.

“I think that a lot of people are trying to be opportunistic and I hate that,” Cook said on the late-night show, referring to the Danny Boyle–directed, Aaron Sorkin–scripted biopic starring Michael Fassbender; an upcoming documentary, Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine; and the 2013 Ashton Kutcher dud, Jobs. “It’s not a great part of our world,” Cook continued. And now, Sorkin has responded to Cook’s complaint in articulate, Sorkin-esque fashion.

“Nobody did this movie to get rich,” Sorkin recently told reporters at the London junket for Steve Jobs, according to The Hollywood Reporter. “Secondly, Tim Cook should really see the movie before he decides what it is.”

Sorkin continued by issuing a third point so stinging, smart, and harshly on point, that we imagine Cook is currently being rushed to the burn unit.

“Third,” Sorkin said, “If you’ve got a factory full of children in China assembling phones for 17 cents an hour, you’ve got a lot of nerve calling someone else opportunistic.”

Steve Jobs, which stars Fassbender, Kate Winslet, and Seth Rogen, opens in the U.S. on October 9. The film has already received rave reviews after its Telluride Film Festival premiere, which declared the biopic “astonishingly brilliant whenever it’s not breaking your heart” and a “brilliant, maddening, ingeniously designed and monstrously self-aggrandizing movie.”

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