6. Don't Burn, Baby Burn

Sen. David Vitter of Louisiana and Rep. Jo Ann Emerson of Missouri have each sponsored bills to prevent flag desecration—twice. These no doubt draw their most fervent support from the folks who pull on their American-flag T-shirts and stars and-stripes hats and sat in sweltering heat on their American-flag chairs, exhorting Glenn Beck to defend us from those who disrespect Old Glory.

[See photos of Glenn Beck's D.C. rally.]