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Zack Hample, a grown man who has collected over 9,000 baseballs at major-league stadiums and does not react well to being denied a ball, was unable to get his hands on a ball yesterday. The person keeping him from his souvenir was Clayton Kershaw:





The only thing more annoying than a ballhawk is a ballhawk who subscribes to the “by your logic” school of internet argumentation. May this guy never get a ball again.