Hahahahaha. Just kidding.

Let me introduce you to the honorable John A. Macdonald, Wilfrid Laurier, William Lyon MacKenzie King, and Robert Borden.

Look at them crash into each other. It’s like one of them is Bryce Harper and the other three are the fence.

Lame. These four guys put together aren’t half as cool as Teddy. (Or the Bird, but that’s another matter.) The Washington Nationals should be angry or flattered.

Now please don’t ask me to tell you which one’s which. Three of them look the same, and it’s not like I know anything about Canadian history anyway. We fought them once, right? Something about Terrance and Phillip?

The Skating Prime Ministers were introduced by the Senators this season. They are the team’s official mascots along with Spartacat.