True story.

I accidentally hit On Demand, Adult Content, Movie Info,

Entered my Credit Card, Order Now, and Play.

(Hey, these things happen to everybody, right?)

The special effects needed work.

The “Panty Monster” was just a guy in a gorilla suit with a tin foil hat.

But the while acting wasn’t Oscar worthy,

it had total local Emmy written all over it.

Just Sayin’.