31. W ear trenchcoat, glasses, fedora etc., and attempt to hand-of f a briefca se to a stranger. If they refu se, insist. The briefcase is full of shaving cream. 32 . Le av e a tu rk ey , ha m, or impr oba bly lar ge foodstuff in the office fridge. 33. Put big do llar sig ns on laundry bag s and leav e them in the washers at the laundromat. 34. Lea ve note , childi shly dra wn on con struc tio n paper sayin g “I love you mommy” on the desk of a co worker who has no children. 35. Cover your hands in plasti c wrap and proceed to shake hands with everyone you encounter. 36. Hav e a picture of Richa rd Simmons givin g a big, toothy Richard Simmons grin in your e-mail sig. 37 . If y ou w or k in so me ki nd of sa le s in du st ry , convince your co-workers your company needs to sta rt pr oduc ing the nex t bi g t hing : Je nk em. But don’t tell them what it is, let them Google it for themselves. 38. Wear latex gloves everywhere. 39 . If yo u’ re alo ne in a ro om an d so me on e el se enters , immedia tely leave and do somet hing else, for examp le getting a glass of wate r. If they talk to you , talk normally. Continue doing this for a week. 40. Ask co- work ers to help y ou make a li st of 101 ways to make ev erybody’s day we irder. 41. Wear your clothes backwards (excepting shoes, obviously), and try to sit in a chair with your face to the back. When someone asks you what you’re doing reply “I didn ’t know the [innoc uous sounding Govt. agency] played so rough!” 42. Tak e a bunch of helium filled ballo ons into work and give them to people. Later, go around and pop them all. Explain that you HATE balloons. 43. If you smok e, ask people if you can borrow the ir lighte r. Keep it for a moment as if you’v e slipped it into your pocket without thinking (us smokers know all about that). When you return their lighter, give th em so me on e el se 's in st ea d. The mo re th e better. 44. Shred blue paper into little pieces, put it into a cup and “water” plastic plants with it. 45. Mak e a vo odoo doll of you rse lf, put a pin through the arm, and put it on your boss' desk. The next day , come in with an ar m cast. 46. When a coworker/teacher leaves a cup of coffee unattended, add a second, identical cup next to it filled with water. 47. Giv e people batte ries , tubes o f glue, rubb er bands, or cheap office supplies “As a way of sa yi ng ‘Th an ks ’” . Ad lib ap pro pri at el y co rny explan ations if they ask. 48. Than k people for doing the ir job as if it' s someth ing they're doing of their own free will. Send people thank you notes and cards. 49. Put pi ctu res of bab y goats in yo ur wal let . Approach people and ask them if they want to see pictures of your kids . 50. Get a friend-of-a-friend's (who doesn't know you) phone number inconspicuously . Call them from a public phone, address them by name, and give them instructions. 51. Prank call someone and play their favorite song at them. 52. Prank call someone and record how they react. The next day, prank call them and play bac k the recor ding of the ir rea cti on. The nex t day , prank cal l them and play back

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