Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time. "Oh mother," she cried out upon returning home, "what do you think I saw today?" "I can't imagine, dear, what?" "A lady had twins, and a spare!"

Dorothy, the little daughter of a tire salesman, had seen triplets for the first time. "Oh mother," she cried out upon returning home, "what do you think I saw today?" "I can...

An interoffice softball game was held every year between the company's marketing and sales staff. The sales staff whipped the marketing department soundly 10 to 1. But the marke...

Bob: What are you doing with a pencil and paper? Ted: I’m writing a letter to my brother. Bob: But you don’t know how to write. Ted: That’s okay, my brother can’t r...

At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table. The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire. "You pull up to a house and...

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There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magma cum laud from law school, are intelligent, and...

Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name? Alice: Ballpoint. Carol: Is that his real name? Alice: No, that’s his pen name.

One of my college friends asked a group of us for advice on organizing his final report for the year. "Why don't you use Roman numerals to head the different sections?" another...

"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?" "Off course we are..."

As he stood at the bar for the first time with his son the proud father said, "Now is as good of time to talk about some of the facts of life. Remember. a man that drinks beyond hi...

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