I have Aspergers’ Syndrome but I have gotten a lot better at socialising over the years. I was out drinking with some other people my age, thinking it was going well, there was even a girl flirting with me. At one point, this other girl asks me out of the blue if I’m “gay or metrosexual”. “Neither,” I reply, “Why did you think that?” She explains that she noticed I talk very quickly and often appeared nervous or lost for words with the girl who was flirting with me. I reveal that I have Aspergers’ Syndrome and pointing at me she delightedly yells, “I knew it was something!”