Most of the time, stock photography is pretty okay. Try searching for “lesbians” or “BDSM” though, especially together, and you get gems captioned like “Two red sexual girl [sic] with blue eyes and pale skin on a black and white background. Women lesbian girl. Long red hair. Fetish model. Look at the camera. Beautiful underwear.”

Obviously everyone looks like they’re having a fantastic time and not bored at all.

Miss you deeply, Western Art History.

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