I’ve read inner monologues of giving and receiving ) blowjobs before, but there’s over 1300 individual responses over on Ask Reddit . Sweet. Here’s the best ones.

1.

PureGabe:

“Does he like it?”

2.

doctorjwatson:

“Wow, my jaw hurts.”

3.

springplum:

“Why is sex so short but this takes so damn long?”

4.

imactuallyagirl:

‘I wish I could breathe through my nose.’

5.

princesspeachey:

“Man, I hope I didn’t just hit him with my teeth.”

“Oh shit, my eyes are watering, there goes my mascara.”

“My lips are super smooth now.”

6.

renegadejourno:

“Don’t gag. Don’t gag. Don’t gag. Don’t- ”

Almost vomits

“Dammit.”

7.

StarHeavenside:

“C’mon n moan… Moan. Moan. Moan dammit!” “Does he even like this or is he just gonna bite his lips…” “My jaws going… the cheeks… ow… I should use the shakeweight more…” “When is it enough. When is it ENOUGH?!” “MMM. yes. The moans. I like it…. Yes. Omg he’s playing with my hair…”

8.

GiraffeEatLion:

“I wonder if he likes certain technique ”

Blargh, there’s a hair in the back of my throat bah

9.

krau5mau5:

Don’t gag don’t gag don’t gag.

10.

BunnyKallen:

At first I think about if he took a shower or not… It has smelled before, not terrible but it’s really hard to avoid sweating in the southern states. Then I freak out and ask myself if he even likes what I’m doing. Can I change pace or will he get mad? Wow my lips are super slippery. Oh, his toes curled up, he’s almost there, should I swallow or let him explode on my face again? Ok, it’s over, get me a washcloth before it drips in my eye.

11.

dailylotion:

Sometimes I’m looking at him thinking, “I love you so much that you’re gonna feel it.”

One time I was thinking, “I want to live together and do this all the time.”

12.

CheezyBurritos:

“Hope my jaw doesn’t hurt after this.” “Ew, my hair is getting in the way.” “Is he close yet? My jaw is starting to bother me.” “I think I’m smiling too much, too excited about getting laid after this.” “Is what I’m doing turning him on?” “Good he doesn’t stink down there/Ugh.. ball sweat smell” Other thoughts about daily things I need to get done too.. Really should try and think sexual thoughts when I’m doing the deed. I probably wouldn’t feel jaw pain if I was turned on lol.

13.

comyna_the_red:

I hope that im looking sexy/dirty/arousing, and think about what I can do to get more reaction. If Im not getting any, I imagine the scene in 3rd person, embellish with some sexy reactions, and enjoy :)

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14.

secondhandsweaters:

Watch the teeth, watch the teeth, OH GOD DID MY TEETH JUST TOUCH IT? Oh fuck, he’s probably internally cringing in pain.

15.

gwenniegrrl: