A year and a half of Conservative government ends as TheNoHeart becomes Prime Minister

The Liberal Alliance has been invited by the Queen to form a government as a result of being the largest potential coalition.

The Liberal Democrat leader is to head a 25 seat Liberal Alliance government as Britain’s 92nd Prime Minister.

Liberal Democrat leader TheNoHeart is to be the 92nd Prime Minister of the United Kingdom after being invited by the Queen to form the 19th Government. He will lead a 25 seat so-called “Liberal Alliance” government consisting of his party and the Classical Liberals. It is expected that the junior party’s leader CDocwra will be the next Deputy Prime Minister. The announcement brings to an end a year and a half of continuous Conservative government under three Prime Ministers and six different ministries.



The prospective DPM, CDocwra, struck a triumphant, and determined tone, this evening, promising positive change as a result of the new government. He told The Guardian “there hasn’t been a Liberal Government since 1915. That’s over a century of governments where liberals have had to share power with other parties in order to get what policies they could onto the statute book, but no longer. We now have a purely Liberal government made up of both the Liberal Democrats and, for the first time in my party’s history, the Classical Liberals too and we intend to make the best use of that position as we can to liberalise the nation.”



Former Welsh Liberal Democrat leader Wagbo_ echoed that sentiment, telling our reporter “we are about to enter the first truly Liberal Government since Asquith – this government will combine his reforming zeal with modern solutions to our problems, working hard for a stronger economy and fairer society for the people of Britain.”



The Conservative Party will move to opposition for the first time in approximately 18 months and will be Her Majesty’s 21st Official Opposition. The party’s 24 seats puts them just one seat short of the Government, and presents a significant obstacle to Mr Heart’s new administration. The Watermelon Coalition of Labour and the Greens had also made a bid at Official Opposition, but have fallen short, and are anticipated to form an Unofficial Opposition grouping consisting of 22 seats.



Various other potential blocs and coalitions had been floated over recent days during the coalition forming period, including a Liberty Bloc government which would have included the LPUK – a coalition that fell through over a controversial list of policy requests by Friedmanite’s party – and a Tory-NUP coalition. It is unknown what happened to this latter deal which had been discussed widely as something that was in the works. It is possible that a recently sour relationship and ongoing scandals enveloping the NUP put a spanner in the works.



Speaking on the steps of Downing Street before he departed Number 10 to tender his resignation to the Queen, former Prime Minister Leafy_Emerald, who has served for nearly 8 months, touted his, and his party’s record, over the last few terms, stating “We have brought the public finances back under control. We managed to ensure stability in the time when it was needed the most.”



“Our time in Government is a track record to be proud of and I was proud to be Prime Minister under a Conservative government.” He said. As he concluded what will likely be his final ever speech as Prime Minister, he told the country that “Perhaps the greatest part about being Prime Minister is not the prestige or the title. It is about the ability to serve our great nation and make it better. It was about the ability to help to strengthen the economy, it was about giving everyone the chance to succeed and to deliver a more well-rounded sustainable economy.” It is not clear whether he will stay on as Conservative leader, or resign.



A Conservative MP told The Guardian tonight that “I don’t want Leafy to go before he wants to, but I think for the sake of the party he should step down before the next general election to enable fresh leadership and a fresh vision going into the next election.” A former Tory MP told the Guardian provided a more positive view of the party’s new status. “Personally, I’d have wished for another term, even a short one, in government. However with the amount of seats we had that wasn’t really an option. Happy we get to go out on our own terms, hopefully not for long.”



Former Deputy Leader ggeogg has said that “As the Earl of Earl’s Court, I’m looking forward to giving the government a good deal of scrutiny. I wonder if the Government will be able to overcome its mammoth Brexit fault line. With hard Brexiteers, soft Brexiteers, exit from Brexiters, supporters of a final deal referendum (despite the Electoral Commission rejecting it) and opponents of it all in the same coalition, it’s impossible all will be pleased. I hope their compromise will not endanger the expressed will of the people in numerous referenda. Rest assured, the Conservatives will keep the government accountable.”



The date for the Queen’s Speech will be fixed in coming days, meanwhile the government and opposition will need to assemble their new frontbench teams. The Guardian will update you on all the events as they happen.