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(JD Crowe/jdcrowe@al.com)

Congratulations and thank you, North Carolina. Your goober governor - what's his name, Pat McCrory? Thank you, Pat McCrory.

Thanks for making a stand in the bathroom door.

Thanks for signing a useless law that could require people to show a birth certificate or, um, other proof, to pee or poo in the bathroom of their choice.

Now how do you plan to enforce that law?

The police are pretty busy with other stuff. Do they need to hang out in public bathrooms looking for low-hanging fruitful evidence of criminal activity?

We need you at that bathroom door, Gov. McCrory. Grabbing junk. Making things right. Distracting from real issues. And stuff and junk.

You're perfectly qualified to be the junk police, Goober McCrory. After all the offended businesses leave your state, junk might be your claim to fame.

Thanks for beating our Alabama goobers to the punch. I hope they can resist the temptation to follow your lead.

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