Harv Angel

Let's invite Kim Jong Un to Guam and smother him with island hospitality.

Imagine: He could be greeted by a dance group made up of attractive men and women in their best Chamorro garb.

From the Won Pat International Airport, Mr. North Korea could be the special guest at one of Tumon's water parks. You can't help from smiling while plunging down a waterslide. For Mr. Kim this could be more fun than launching one of those missiles.

From the waterpark, our guest would be transported by trolley to the food court, where he could enjoy lunch with us common folk. To stoke his ego, let's all line up for an autograph.

So now it's time for Kim to enjoy a surfing lesson at Rick's Reef. Hide the suntan lotion — he deserves a good ole Guam sunburn like the other tourists.

Assuming Mr. Kim is here on a Wednesday, a natural stop will be the Chamorro Village. Get chubby on the dance stage; let's see his hula moves. After just a few hours, Kim Jung Un will no doubt fall in love with this wonderful island.

I urge our governor, our Washington delegate and the good folks at GVB to extend the invitation.

Harv Angel is a resident of Dededo.

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