Femme-a-gogues are whipping out their pom-poms today to cheer a federal judge for ordering the FDA to make the morning-after pill available to women and girls of all ages, no prescription necessary. Yes, that includes children.

Start your day off with a 30-second dance party for over-the-counter emergency contraception! http://t.co/vL03sfIldg — Feministing (@feministing) April 5, 2013

Great news for women of NYC and the country! http://t.co/93DsSUCIj4 — PPNYC Action Fund (@PPNYCAction) April 5, 2013

Great news: Judge orders that the morning after pill be made available over the counter for all ages. http://t.co/ZwYNxrh98C — Sara Lang (@SaraLang) April 5, 2013

Oh, were you still operating under the assumption that children need parental guidance?

They are MY kids. *I* decide what they can and cannot take. MY permission. — Mary Chastain (@mchastain81) April 5, 2013

https://twitter.com/MattHennessey/status/320168761007149057

This assault on parental rights is yet another gift to sexual predators, courtesy of the morally bankrupt Left. And it comes at the expense of young girls.

Morning after pill for girls of ALL ages. Do you know how many pedophiles just jumped for joy? — Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) April 5, 2013

@jryanlaw I think it makes it easier for abusers to hide it. As it was, abortion clinics covered for abuse. This makes it easier. — Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) April 5, 2013

Girls under 17 now don't need a prescription for #PlanB–a win for child molesters everywhere! –> http://t.co/oviLaXLiSv — BaileyConnell (@BailofRights) April 5, 2013

Does this judge understand how this will promote and protect the sexual exploitation of young girls and women? Now… http://t.co/NNJ8fs03lg — Ray Cherry (@CathIndependant) April 5, 2013

https://twitter.com/kellyclinger/status/320170976396591104

I agree RT @BiasedGirl: I'd like to go on the record as saying I think the Over the Counter "Morning After Pill" is a bad idea. — Mary Chastain (@mchastain81) April 5, 2013

You don't have to be staunch pro-lifer to recognize allowing young girls Plan B sans prescription is at the bare minimum reckless. — LMR (@LilMissRightie) April 5, 2013

I have no moral issues with the morning after pill, but this is a bad idea. Very bad. http://t.co/5n97jmOukB — Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) April 5, 2013

But no worries, guys. At least your daughters can’t get their hands on Tylenol at some schools. Oh, and adults: The line forms here for you to jump through hoops for assault Sudafed.

If you think it should be easier for a 12-year-old to get Plan B than for an adult to get cold medicine, #YouMightBeALiberal. — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) April 5, 2013

Your 14 year old daughter cannot take a Tylenol at school but can buy Plan B over-the-counter at any drug store now according to a fed judge — LMR (@LilMissRightie) April 5, 2013

Shorter libs: Kids, it's OK to get knocked up & take Plan B but STAY AWAY FROM SUGARY DRINKS! #KruiserFeelings — SFK (@stephenkruiser) April 5, 2013

Reconcile this: No Tylenol in school. Any girl can buy and take a Plan B pill. #tcot #p2 — RB (@RBPundit) April 5, 2013

Can someone help me out here? Kids aren't allowed to bring an aspirin into school. Same people who did this say it's okay to buy Plan B? — RB (@RBPundit) April 5, 2013

It's sad. Girls under 18 need a parents' approval to get their ears pierced, but not to buy the morning after pill. #tcot #TGDN #warped — Bryan R.. (@youthpastorbry) April 5, 2013

You can take Plan B pill, but these same nannies are worried about Big Gulps and school lunch. — Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) April 5, 2013

So a 14 year old girl can go to Walgreens and get a morning after pill with no ?'s, but I have to fill out a stack of forms to buy Sudafed? — Doc_Actual كافر (@Doc_68W_) April 5, 2013

Don't worry kids, over the counter sales of Morning After pills will stimulate the economy, or something. #TheIdiotKingHasAPlan — SFK (@stephenkruiser) April 5, 2013

No matter how you feel about abortion, you can't think it makes sense to ban Tylenol from schools, but allow Plan B for girls of any age — Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) April 5, 2013

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.