freshrosemary asked: Dearest EWJH: I miss you, and I wonder if you might come out of retirement to comment on the recent photos of Jon and Jennifer out walking... accented by what appears to be Junior Hamm. If you catch my drift. Try the Gothamist website for more details.

My first reaction is to wonder how that could possibly be comfortable. And that is also my second reaction and my third reaction.

Further investigation reveals that there is a Tumblr devoted to Junior Hamm, with the no-bullshit title Jon Hamm’s Wang. So I suppose if that Tumblr and my Tumblr ever had a baby, it would be called Emotions With Jon Hamm’s Wang and feature pictures of you, our readers, reacting to his penis. Your move, Internet

Also, nice work, Gothamist graphics department: