My friend and I were joking around at school and...



Me: You get a missing homework and the reason for not having the assignmet is?

Abby: BATMAN!

Me: Date assigned?

Abby: BATMAN!

Me: Date due?

Abby: BATMAN!

Me: Student name?

Abby: BATMAN!

Me: Parent signature?

Abby: BATMAN!



And also...



Abby: Y'know, Batman's gonna adopt me. Then I'll be Batman Jr.!

Me: But you're a girl.

Abby: SO?! I'll be Batwoman!

Me: ...