HELLO BURNING MAN FRIENDS! We are so close, so so so close, I am so so so so excited. Fuck me, I can barely type this. HOWEVER I AM STILL MISSING ONE TICKET. FOR MY VERY VERY VERY BEST FRIEND.

Please, please, if you have leads on ONE FACE VALUE TICKET, that comes from burning man, let me know. I will do whatever you want forever. I mean that. I, Zoe Nightingale, will OWE YOU ONE FOREVER.

I can do anything, name your price, (as long as it's not 1500). Email me genuinelyfalse@gmail.com if you have a REAL LEAD WHO IS NOT A FUCKING SCAMMER.

So I've been scouring the earth looking for a ticket, and I've been meeting a lot of shady scammers and I finally got one on the line. Can you believe he's so stupid.

I am going to spend the next couple days trying to catch these guys and record them for your listening enjoyment.

I made a BURNING MAN SECTION ON MY WEBSITE FOR YOU!!

All my episodes, and a guide, to help you do the burn the best you possibly can.

https://zoenightingale.com/burningman

Zoe's Guide to Burning Man

Sending you all the love in the world guys.

xoxoxo

Bobby Trap