CNN’s Jim Acosta posted an excerpt from his book to Twitter on Friday and we can’t stop laughing. Here he is calling out Fox News’ Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson because when all three of them were on a bus together, Hannity and Carlson did not say something to his face.

“You’d think they would have said something to my face, but their fauxmacho man bulls*it, as it turns out, seems to stop at the doors to Fox News headquarters.”

Hearing Sean Hannity is taking some shots at me over my book. Two things Sean… #1 I offered to come on your show and talk about the book and you guys declined. Sad! #2 you’re in the book. It was that time you had a chance to say something to my face but didn’t. Enjoy! pic.twitter.com/d4HElCdFYf — Jim Acosta (@Acosta) June 14, 2019

Oh, we do wish Hannity and Carlson did say something. Do you know how much traffic we would’ve gotten on Acosta’s meltdown?

Is there any doubt about how Acosta would handle it if Hannity accosted him on a bus? Come on — Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) June 14, 2019

Also, it’s not “macho” to start fights in public, but he knows that:

Starting unnecessary altercations in public is not "macho" — Amber Athey (@amber_athey) June 14, 2019

“Next level narcissism” is his next book title maybe:

That passage is next level narcissism — Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) June 14, 2019

And it’s yet another perfect “Dear Diary” moment for the CNN hack:

Meanwhile, a brave American reporter complains to his diary… https://t.co/0Y7kcUqlSD — WhiteHousePressCorps (@whpresscorps) June 14, 2019

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Dear Diary: I showed up to sign books and nobody was there 🙁 https://t.co/JCUoINPc21 — Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) June 13, 2019