Steve King needs to take a page from Donald Trump’s playbook and learn how to fantasize crowds and then lie about their size, because today’s town hall turnout in King’s district was abysmal. A grand total of two people showed up. Whether they are staff or family is not known at this time.

I did Nazi that coming. — Rubber Soul (@Astro_Nutz) August 17, 2019

No one could make it to Steve King's townhall – they are either raping their sister, in bankruptcy court, or too sick & without insurance — Gal Capone (@debpresente) August 17, 2019

What you can’t see is that there are 12,000 people outside. Standing room only out there. — Lance Deutschman (@DeutschmanLance) August 17, 2019

you prolly work for him or are directly related….you can't live there if you didn't hear aboutv it….you're shilling — hehunghai@yahoo.com (@LavozFelipe) August 17, 2019

Just by the way, “Margaret” was outed as living in Wisconsin, on her Twitter profile. At least King’s retinue still contains a couple of bots, to be activated on social media when need be. The King love fest continued unabated.

This happens when supporters are not allowed to wear their hoods to the gathering. — Willie Brown, CFA MBA (@ChillWillNupe88) August 17, 2019

The future of the @GOP — Silvermane (@TreeHappyDog) August 17, 2019

This is called “The Eastwood” — waitucanreadthis? (@edwelty) August 17, 2019

@MollyJongFast Just a hunch, but I’m guessing @SteveKingIA will not be comparing his crowd with Elton John’s. pic.twitter.com/hw28Dp1Fcn — B Koplow (@bmkoplow5) August 18, 2019

Looks like the joke’s on Steve King. Now let’s see Iowans vote him out. Toxic Republicans do go down the drain, eventually. It happened to Dana Rohrabacher after eleven terms. Let’s hope the cock is finally crowing for Steve King.