Continuing its tradition of fielding candidates who will attract media attention and give a strong fight to their opponents, AAP has decided to field pop singer Mika Singh against actor, model item girl Rakhi Sawant who recently announced her candidature from Mumbai North West. The party took this decision after getting pissed off by other politicians who keep calling Arvind Kejriwal the item girl of politics.

“O Jejus! This Kejriwal bhagoda thinks that Rakhi will back off because of this cheapster. Never! Just wait and watch how I will expose both Kejriwal and Mika in the days to come,” said Rakhi to The UnReal Times.

Mika’s candidature against Rakhi has caused the kissing video of the two to go viral to such an extent that it has overshadowed BJP’s election campaign on the social media. While the kissing video got fresh one million views within hours of the announcement, Mika’s “Bhai tune pappi kyu li“ got more than 500K views while Modi’s “main desh nahi mitne dunga“ was struggling at less than 50K views.

“This is a fixed match played between BJP and AAP. Both Rakhi and Mika in the past have resorted to such cheap antics for gaining publicity; expect the same in the elections,” said an NCP leader while holding a poster of the infamous kiss between Mika and Rakhi.

Veteran leader Digvijay Singh has offered to contest against the two candidates on behalf of the Congress party, “Rakhi ji is sau taka tunch maal,” he said with his trademark chipped-tooth grin. “If the party gives me a ticket, I am willing to contest against her and Mika.” However our sources reveal that Congress might go with a fresh face to counter the two, which could be the original serial kisser, Emraan Hashmi.