Written by Neville Percival Croft

It’s no secret that the Trump regime hasn’t been kind towards certain groups that differ from the heteronormative patriarchy’s status quo. Such individuals are ruthlessly targeted and attacked by MAGA hat-wearing lunatics, and not even the noble efforts of Antifa is able to stop this whirlwind of bigotry. Due to all this hate, NPC Daily analysts have worked tirelessly to compile a list of the most oppressed groups in American society in order to raise awareness of Trump’s rampant fascism. Without further ado, let us begin.

Honorable mention: Puppies

Not even the puppies are granted protection at this stage. Puppies of color receive the most hardship which has only increased after Ivanka Trump came out in favor of privileged white puppies. Past incidents involve a caravan of 300 Mexican Chihuahuas being wrongfully detained at the border. As someone who enjoys the company of a safe space puppy, I’m chilled to the bone at this horrific bigotry.

1. Star Trek fans

Star Trek fans haven’t always had it easy, but their systemic oppression has only gotten worse since the orange nuisance hacked the election. Now the MAGA fascists have banded together with other toxic communities like the Star Wars fandom in order to further spread their sickening Trekphobia. On a daily basis, they have insults such as “Trekkie” and “Trekker” tossed at them like stones. Sadly this marginalized group doesn’t get the representation they deserve so we can only hope that they receive reparations of some sort.

2. Undocumented Americans

No surprise with this entry on the list. We’re all too familiar with how the Trump Reich treats innocent persons who just want to come to America through unconventional means. They’re held against their own will in concentration camps, forced to drink from toilets and relentlessly bullied by ICE agents. This is only going to get worse when the evil wall is finally constructed.

3. Democrat politicians

Democrat politicians were especially targeted during the 2016 election by Drumpf’s malicious campaign and his programmed Russian agents. Most prominent example being Hillary Clinton who was destined for the presidency. For a long time, she was insidiously mocked by Trump as being “crooked” and typical chants at rallies included the infamous “lock her up”. We can’t even imagine the suffering she must have endured. Now that hate has spread to target fierce individuals such as the heroic Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the stunning Ilhan Omar. Both renowned for their courage, both cruelly oppressed in Trump’s America. If we don’t listen to voices like theirs, then this country will surely be doomed and the world will undoubtedly end in 12 years. It goes without saying that they too deserve reparations.

4. Persons of size

People of size are often some of the most inspirational, daring and defiant folk you will ever meet. However, even they are not safe in Trump’s America. Sadistic doctors constantly hold them back with false threats such as diabetes, heart disease and sleep apnea. The devilish list goes on… These doctors are servants of the straight white male patriarchy perpetuated by Drumpf and his legions of brainless followers. Obviously their sole intention is to make persons of size feel bad about themselves. If they wanted to help them, they wouldn’t interfere with and critique their lifestyle.

5. LGBTQRSTUV± folk

For this entry in the list, I’ve grouped together all the oppressed persons of differing gender identities simply because Trump is oppressing so many of them. These fierce groups include drag queens, trans folk, non-binary zirs, greysexual novigenders and so on. Each day, thousands of these persyns face discrimination and rampant hate crimes with little sign of change to come…

6. Transpecies persons

Transpecies persons are people who transition to a different species in order to express their true inner selves. Certainly these are some of the most downtrodden and belittled individuals you will find in Trump’s America. Back in the glory days of the Obama administration, people could go around wearing their fursuits without a care in the world. Not anymore, not since Trump was elected and he instated a Furry hunting license. Now many of them hide in their homes for safety and have migrated to sanctuaries in California for protection.

Now many of them hide in their homes for safety and have migrated to sanctuaries in California for protection.

7. Celebrities

Celebrities have suffered tremendously under Combover Caligula. Ever since that fateful day, they have been resisting tirelessly on several online fronts like Facebook and Twitter. Many of them have been gifted with the sacred blue checkmark and therefore you should listen to and believe everything they say. With their bastions of knowledge and truths, it’s no shocker that Trump would want to remove their influence.

8. Women

Women of all kinds face treachery and resentment regularly. Everyday sexism has become commonplace after Obama left office. Typical offenses and thought crimes include manspreading, being called condescending words like “darling” or “love” and mansplaining. Abortions, a human right, is now under threat and not even women with penises are guaranteed their rights as citizens anymore. As always, the patriarchy is to blame here and the grip of it’s writhing tentacles are only going to get stronger.

9. Antifa members

Bravery and courage are needed in these dark times, and if anyone holds these qualities it’s Antifa members. These modern day heroes spend their time crushing fascism, spreading the wonderful message of socialism and dismantling old, regressive ideas. Unfortunately the Trump regime won’t even grant these magnificent warriors of justice mercy. As they peacefully protest, they are tragically arrested by the bigots in blue. Arrested for resisting fascism is the worst thing that could happen to anybody. We stand by our Antifa comrades and wish them the best of luck in impeaching Trump.

10. Journalists

Journalists are the MOST oppressed people in America. Many journalists are also members of the previous categories and therefore are persecuted to a far higher degree. We here at NPC Daily experience bias and discrimination all too often. Journalists like myself, Dustin Levitt, Quinn and Pepe Johnson encounter this everywhere we go. We’ve even set up a countdown timer in the headquarters so we can eagerly count down the days until Blumpf leaves office. Then, and only then, can we taste freedom again!

There you have it, my dear reader. If you have any other marginalized group that you believe we have missed, do not hesitate to let us know.