The Story

What began as a silly expression, The Dump has morphed into a physical manifestation of the not so funny joke that has become the 2016 Election and the American political process as a whole.

The Road To Not Only The White House But Your House

Before The Dump arrives at your doorstep (careful not to step on him), he’ll be on the road, one that will take him all across this great land of ours.

The campaign trail starts in New York City, on September 15th. From there it’s Washington DC, Philadelphia, and finally Atlantic City, to visit some of those classy casinos he's heard so much about.

The Dump out and about in NYC.

Check the schedule for your chance to meet The Dump, as well as pose for pics and even pick up swag.

The Dump practicing international relations with some illegal aliens.

To keep abreast of The Dump’s interactions with his constituents, be they humans or otherwise, be sure to regularly check the blog.

Don’t forget social media! Follow The Dump on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Vine, and Snapchat via @votedump.

Behind The Scenes

Candidates are not born, they are made; our team in Brooklyn worked long and hard to find the perfect ingredients to excrete the perfect Dump.

First, we digitally created the perfect symmetrical swirl. If your foundation isn’t strong, the whole campaign can fall away.

The very first 3D model and the very first Dump being printed out.

Personality is then added to the swirl. A nominee has to have a specific look and feel, a Presidential swagger. Or sneer.

A sneer yhat would make Billy idol proud.

And finally comes the color.

Finally, a Dump fit to be king.

The Final Product(s)

Available exclusively via this Kickstarter campaign are two highly collectable tributes to our fearless leader.

The first is a 5-inch tall figure made in roto cast vinyl and hand painted by our finest craftsman's children in China...

The official Dump collectable figure

The second is the premium Dump, which comes with its own personal wall. It's made from the cold cast porcelain and produced entirely in the US, hence the price jack...

premium dump

The Icon (and Iconography)

What’s a campaign without the proper iconography? How else are you gonna sell stuff like shirts and other junk?

Help us spread the word, as well as The Dump’s glorious visage (at your cost of course; we ain’t paying your Kinko's bill) by clicking here.

The official Dump logo.

The Dump campaign poster.

Rewards

Tell the whole world how much you believe in The Dump, as well give us even more of your hard earned money. It's a win-win for both of us!