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By the time I got there...

( , Wed 16 Sep, 17:45, Reply

Works as an album or movie poster now I come to see it

( , Wed 16 Sep, 17:41, Reply

The more I look at her jaw the weirder it seems, have you shopped

( , Wed 16 Sep, 17:45, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 17:45, Reply

non-shopped.

She's gurning after a wee dab of speed in cabinet like. Just the ticket man. ( , Wed 16 Sep, 17:58, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 17:58, Reply

Snitchin', surely.

Listening to her trying to say 'mingling' was fun. ( , Wed 16 Sep, 18:23, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 18:23, Reply

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Meanwhile in Berlin

( , Wed 16 Sep, 13:22, Reply

Ha!

( , Wed 16 Sep, 13:04, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 13:04, Reply

Police search of the property expected to take several years.

( , Wed 16 Sep, 10:02, Reply

quick and doorty

( , Wed 16 Sep, 10:01, Reply

So how specific is the hunting thing?

Can you get a bunch of friends together, give them air guns or pointy sticks or whatever, then when the police come round just say you're hunting rats or something? Or do you have to have a minimum portfolio size before the exemption kicks in? ( , Wed 16 Sep, 1:42, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 1:42, Reply

History and tradition, that's what it's based on. Nothing to do with class, money, or privilege. A 'real' hunt is one that was established in the 1700s by custodians of the land, such as a lords, knights, or kings.

( , Wed 16 Sep, 1:50, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 1:50, Reply

Are you a lord, knight, or king?

( , Wed 16 Sep, 2:04, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 2:04, Reply

I don’t think he is, atomic. I think he’s riff-raff.

( , Wed 16 Sep, 3:05, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 3:05, Reply

No, no...he's defo a noble....some kind of noble.

( , Wed 16 Sep, 4:20, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 4:20, Reply

Do you mean knobule?

( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:13, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:13, Reply

I do hang out with a lot of nobles

Neon, argon, krypton, xenon... ( , Wed 16 Sep, 8:57, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 8:57, Reply

Ig?

( , Wed 16 Sep, 10:20, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 10:20, Reply

lg?

( , Wed 16 Sep, 10:35, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 10:35, Reply

Oh well, time to upgrade.

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Flexi-Law.

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Topical innit

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( , Tue 15 Sep, 21:41, Reply

This is the future!!!

( , Wed 16 Sep, 13:05, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 13:05, Reply

And what a great future it is

( , Wed 16 Sep, 13:11, Reply

Those are some very precise instructions in that manual.

No rob jokes pls ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:36, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:36, Reply

Judy is such a cunt. We keep telling her...3 pubes PER ball.

It's not that difficult. ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:50, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:50, Reply

Judy is my auntie, atomic

( , Wed 16 Sep, 1:08, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 1:08, Reply

Bujudy Banton

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B&ton

( , Wed 16 Sep, 1:25, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 1:25, Reply

And she worked for b3ta in the early 1960's?

What are the chances?! O_o ( , Wed 16 Sep, 2:03, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 2:03, Reply

Yes, she did some of the original in-depth studies of fucklift. It’s largely due to her extensive testing that they were able to conclude as early as 1971 that fucklift can literally never be funny.

( , Wed 16 Sep, 3:01, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 3:01, Reply

It was never meant to be 'funny'. It was originally a heart-felt artistic movement. Frogbeat made it funny.

( , Wed 16 Sep, 4:21, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 4:21, Reply

You’re deeply mistaken sir, and that’s not me talking, that’s Aunt Judy’s rigorous scientific analysis speaking right there.

( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:12, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:12, Reply

HELP HELP IT’S A COFFEE TABLE

stolen from a hookah lounge ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:31, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:31, Reply

It's a Space Nipple...OBV.

( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:36, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:36, Reply

How disappointingly unpointy :(

Disappointy, maybe yours will catch on ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:37, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:37, Reply

You just wait a few days. I'm working on some that will knock your eyes out.

( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:51, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:51, Reply

By the way, these events did happen, and have been going on for centuries.

( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:53, Reply

Yes, hookah lounges were popular here for a while.

( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:22, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:22, Reply

very nice

( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:00, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:00, Reply

Thanks.

I think it's out of this world. :) ( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:30, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:30, Reply

The Foot Cancer Pandemic

( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:30, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:30, Reply

You could say he had one foot in the grave

( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:52, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:52, Reply

Cancer is hard to kick.

( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:58, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:58, Reply

You've got to dig your heels in and take the chemo

( , Tue 15 Sep, 21:01, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 21:01, Reply

I guess he dragged his feet on that one.

( , Tue 15 Sep, 21:08, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 21:08, Reply

And it's us taxpayers who foot the bill

( , Tue 15 Sep, 21:13, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 21:13, Reply

Toe-tally unfair! His family should step-up and kick in some ganja money.

( , Tue 15 Sep, 21:15, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 21:15, Reply

Don't mention the reggae singers.

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it alright. ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:25, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:25, Reply

QotW: I’m sorry I’ve mentioned the reggae singers

( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:34, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:34, Reply

Were they popular reggae singers?

( , Wed 16 Sep, 0:19, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 0:19, Reply

Not very popular with the beter mods

( , Wed 16 Sep, 0:25, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 0:25, Reply

They were double secret banned

( , Wed 16 Sep, 0:53, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 0:53, Reply

Oh dear!

( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:13, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:13, Reply

Bannington Levy

( , Wed 16 Sep, 8:32, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 8:32, Reply

I know how to make reggae singers palatable to /board:



Which reggae singer was in Star Wars?



Shaggy the Hutt!!! ( , Wed 16 Sep, 8:45, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 8:45, Reply

The Bruised Face Chubby

( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:31, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:31, Reply

Big Fish Catcher

In this picture he’s saying, “you shoulda seen the size of the thing, just the head alone was this long” ( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:20, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:20, Reply

Damn I’m really pleased with my work here.

( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:20, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 5:20, Reply

such a shame no one will see it

( , Wed 16 Sep, 9:56, ( , Wed 16 Sep, 9:56, Reply

Didn't we have a lovely time....

( , Tue 15 Sep, 19:29, Reply

Bibby de doo, de boo boo...

( , Tue 15 Sep, 18:28, Reply

I love the way that Andy Williams' shoulder...

...seamlessly blends into Dean Martin's hair ( , Tue 15 Sep, 18:44, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 18:44, Reply

And Bing's forehead fingers

( , Tue 15 Sep, 19:19, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 19:19, Reply

#infest

( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:08, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 20:08, Reply

Has Microsoft gone TOO FAR?

( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:24, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:24, Reply

XD

( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:57, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 22:57, Reply

Shopped pics only pls

( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:22, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:22, Reply

But I thoug....

( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:28, ( , Tue 15 Sep, 23:28, Reply

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Cthulmas

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