

Well, not like that.



Or that...





[sound of head hitting desk repeatedly]

fine

har , Mr. Smarty-Pants decorator. Now write the rest of it.

Hardy har, Mr. Smarty-Pants decorator. Now write the rest of it.

might

Jennifer T., Christina H., Olivia, Hallie S., Alice T., Lauren P., Nicole B., & Stephen H.: I'll admit it: I

you all.

When it comes to matters of love, expressing ourselves can sometimes be difficult. How do you tell that special someone how you really feel? What words will convey the depth of your affection?And how the heck do you spell "Valentine's Day", anyway?Well, screw it. Maybe we should just stick to the easy stuff. You know, like "I love you".Ok,. How about something a little different, like "Sweet Nothings"? Eh?You long-time readers already know of my penchant for puns , so obviously my tolerance of the whole "Bee Mine" and "I Love Ewe" thing is pretty high:However, someone needs to tell these decorators that if you're going to engage in this kind of punnery, youwant to include the bee: 'Cuz otherwise you just look a bit like an idiot.Still, not all mistakes go poorly. This one actually resulted in an unintentional compliment when Stephen's girlfriend bought it for him: Heheheh. Obviously it would be far less flattering for a girl, though, so you guys be careful when ordering at the bakery this week.wuv