Sat down with the Lilith in Krieg’s mind and I think I got all of her voice lines. Lots of fun stuff in there.

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-Everything I do, I do for the Crimson Raiders. Except Hot Tub Wednesdays… That’s Lilith time.

-This is all Tannis’s doing, right? I keep hearing her voice inside my head. You can’t imagine how disorientating that is.

-Vault Hunters almost always do the right thing, even if they didn’t mean to.

-Thanks for everything you’ve done since I ate the moon and exploded.

-Good work in here. This is why I pay you the big bucks. Wait, do I pay you?

-If you could teach Krieg the word ‘Firehawk’ that would be great. He keeps calling me ‘Burnt Turkey’ and I’ve got a brand to maintain.

-Just remember, we’re doing this to protect the innocent people of Pandora. All, ya know, three of them.

-Whatever you were about I say… you don’t have to say it. I already know.

-The Crimson Raiders are family, and every family has an axe-wielding murder maniac. We just have, ya know, slightly above quota

-Good to have my tattoos back, but I found an extra one on my ankle of a skag riding a skateboard. Why does Krieg think I have that?

-Okay, this place is growing on me. I found a gravy slide that hurls you into a pile of mashed potatoes the size of Mt. Scarab

-How goes the shooting and looting? I was thinking of calling it ‘shlooting’ but, eh, it’ll never catch on

-I’m anything but bored in here, but it wouldn’t kill Krieg to imagine up some board games or ECHOcasts

-I call the shots, you do the shooting. Or stabbing. Or exploding; I’m not telling you how to do your job

-It’s time for your employee evaluation. Ha, -just kidding. Can you imagine? We are going to need to get an HR department though

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I know next to nothing about Krieg because I really don’t care but his version of Lilith sounds more like a corporate boss than a military leader. I wonder if Krieg had a 9-5 office job before everything happened.