So, to begin with, it's actually been a week since I received this package. I apologize for letting other things get in the way of sharing this most glorious offering with the internet. :/

The whole time I had this box in front of me, I squealed like a 13-year-old at a Justin Bieber concert. I think Canada should work on getting more things like this package out; I'm pretty sure the world would forgive them for the aforementioned.

So I'm looking at all the awesome drawings on the box and I'm all like, "THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST THING EVER YO." Then I opened it and saw the tin. I kinda didn't know what happened for a minute and I was sad. To be fair, it's a pretty small tin and I figured there might be a thing or two on the inside. I noticed it was actually hand-painted, and that made it pretty awesome because it's all detailed and gorgeous. And then I opened it and figured out it was the TARDIS of tin boxes.

Inside were a postcard thing, three chocolate bars, and two little paper-wrapped packages. I actually didn't rip through the presents first, I read the card. Turns out my gifter's neighbor makes this chocolate at his place, which made it an automatic 20% cooler. And upon opening the little packages (VERY carefully, may I add-I didn't rip those marvelous masterpieces even once!), I figured out that I got TWO HANDMADE SHIRTS. I received a white one featuring Wheatley from Portal on the front, and I got a black Alien themed one. My husband saw the black one and basically refused to speak to me out of jealousy. So I said "Ha. Fuck it, I'm wearing this ALL DAY."

TL;DR: LET ME HAVE YOUR CHILDREN ALREADY.