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A caller named "Gonzo" from Lebanon, Missouri, phoned into C-SPAN on Monday morning to discuss the use of drones to combat terrorism. At first, the caller seemed very serious in his thoughts—until he started to name-drop multiple current and former Kansas City Chiefs players.

"Gonzo," possibly a reference to former tight end Tony Gonzalez, mentioned offensive tackle Laurent Duvernay-Tardif and safety Sabby Piscitelli, saying the latter was a former United Nations member. He finished the call with: "In the end I simply think there are other methods that work better in the John Dorsey era such as paying Justin Houston or drafting a wideout."

Just to fill you in, Dorsey is the Chiefs general manager, and Houston is a linebacker who is currently skipping team training activities while looking for a long-term contract.

The anchor, realizing what was happening, quickly ended the call.

[Chicago Sun-Times]