In what sounds like the plot for "Caddyshack VI," a New York caddy issuing actor Michael Douglas over a 1997 golf course accident that left the man one testicle short. Douglas, recently named a United Nations "messenger of peace," has denied James Parker's charge that he struck the wayward golf ball that left the caddy with an "inflamed penis" and the aforementioned ruptured testicle. Here's an excerpt from the multimillion dollar federal lawsuit Parker recently filed against Douglas and another man. (5 pages)