I love this guy so much.He looks so pained, so coerced into taking part in this photo shoot. I feel awful for him, yet I can't look away.My friend described him as "furtive." I think that is the best word to describe him.Come to find out there are huge swaths of photos of this guy. All of them are entertaining."Hooray, I'm using the internet!""Uh oh...""I may have had...an accident...""I'll just...I'll just shut this down..."I imagine he has the voice of Hans Moleman from the Simpsons.Look, he's one of us!"These people have forced me into this, please send help""I have no idea what I'm doing""Yeah Steve I don't see you coming up with any bright ideas, read between the lines"Admiring a leafHe might be psychicOoh, getting excited!Oh my god are you trying to seduce meGodspeed, you cringing, uncomfortable man.