Bill was excited that his birthday this year fell on Cushzilla Casual Friday, but was disappointed when his "24-carrot present" wasn't quite what he expected.

In this photo: Robbie the Intern There are times in life, or even the workplace, when two great concepts can go together like peanut butter and chocolate, or just chocolate with more chocolate. One of those times would be the bringing together of Casual Fridays + Cushzilla.

In this photo: Kat. She really does stuff like this. She's the boss's niece and gets away with everything. She also refuses to replace printer paper. And take phone messages. If you look at her computer monitor you'll most likely see her making lol cats or joining "Team Edward" groups on Facebook.

Casual Friday; Genius?

Or a lie perpetuated by "the Man" to trick you into thinking working is actually fun?

You decide. You hate your job. You dream of escaping to an island. Even Staten Island. Or inside a video game or something. Sorry, we can't help you there. But we can make the life-draining soul-sucking tedium that is your job just a liitle Cushier. Cushzilla for casual Fridays; there's no rule against it yet.

New technology is hard. Cushzillas are soft. You do the math. Hey! Look at my new smartphone! I can play solitaire on it, there's an app for that.

BRB TXTing R U at work? lol. Me 2. CU!

Proper Layoff Attire? Pad the blows of bad economic news with a fun full body cushiony costume pj. Cushzilla makes laying people off and getting sacked just all that cushier.