1: ...so then i dreamt she emailed me, and while i was reading it... 2: you can't read in a dream!! 1: 'scuse me? 2: it's impossible to read words inside a dream! science has proven it! 1: could you cite your source please? 2: "batman: the animated series" *person one looks at person two disapprovingly*

I do it all the time, BATMAN.