i’m really excited about this sitcom i’m pitching to the networks. i haven’t worked out all the details yet, but i’ve got four main characters:

shelby: a grad student who’s a star wars or whatever fan. he is a student and also has eight degrees in theoretical laser science or whatever, something super nerdy

apok: an ethnic nerd, you know, one of those guys

binary: another phd super-genius, but all his dialogue is just modem sounds

lacey: a hot blonde who gets all the nerds hot and bothered and saying things like “if you were a vulcan, i’d sonic screwdriver your cylons,” i don’t know, i’ll hire someone to get that stuff right