My Santa picked me pretty well. The back t-shirt shows the chemical formula for capsaicin, the chemical that makes spicy things spicy. I freakin' LOVE spicy stuff.

The other t-shirt is amazingly relevant, as I'm not just an IT guy, but an IT Infrastructure guy. I'm one of the folks in the background keeping the network and servers running. If I show up at your desk, you REALLY f'd something up. :D