When Taylor Swift raises her hands, she parts the Red C—and yes, that stands for “carpet.”

(Groan.)

After winning a Grammy for Album of the Year, taking on Yeezus in her acceptance speech, and setting the Internet freshly ablaze with her Anna Wintourian bob, Taylor Swift had every reason to celebrate backstage at the Staples Center Monday night.

When one photographer caught the pop star raising her hands in a queenly gesture to the heavens above, redditor RandomDKguy saw the perfect opportunity for Swift to star in a post-Grammys Photoshop Battle.

If you’re not familiar with Photoshop Battles, here’s how they work: A random photo is presented. Anybody in the community can participate. All you need to do is edit the image as you please and submit your work in the comments section.

With Swift’s hands lifted skyward and Selena Gomez smiling from the sidelines, the paparazzo’s picture was just waiting for a few touch-ups. And so, the Photoshop pros on Reddit prepared—with cherry lips and crystal skies—to show Swift incredible things.

Wildest Dreams

Redditor teyem envisioned the pop star showering her followers in dolla-dolla bills:

(It seems wasteful, but each dollar she throws away gives her inspiration for a new song—a song about the one that got away.)

A Really Deep Cut

What do you fight for after winning your 10th Grammy? How about a WWE World Heavyweight Featherweight Championship belt?

“It’s Fun to Stay at the—”

Taylor Swift’s stereotypical fan base may be teen girls, but you know who else loves T-Swift? Young men.

Don’t ask Y. With Swift in the Village People, there’s no need—to—be—un-hap-py.

Wait for Me

Redditor davepollotart revealed T-Swift’s humble origins as a not-so-humble waitress—adding the caption: “Even during her job as a waitress, Taylor was known to upstage the competition.”

See if you can spot her:

Blank Spaces

A tall blonde woman raising her arms above her head to write something in a blank space? Sounds right at home on Wheel of Fortune.

Dragon Ball T

Finally, redditors trying to unravel the mystery of the original photo rallied behind one theory more often than any other: the idea that Taylor Swift’s pose wasn’t the victory stance of an award-winning singer, but the Spirit Bomb-summoning power move of a cartoon superheroine:

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Want more magic, madness, heaven, and sin? Check out the original Photoshop Battles thread to see all of redditors’ Swiftest pics.