Commentary by Justin Igger

Aight. Imma keep it real witch y’all for a minute.

I remember when this white boy came on the set bout 30 years ago. With his little tune, I’m shady den a mug and shit.

I was like, “This white boy a fuckin dork, but he kinda funny.”

So I stole his cassette tape from this white boy car at school. Bumped it in my hoopty for about a week.

Niggas was like, “Who the fuck is that? He sound corny and shit.”

I was like, “It’s this new white rapper the white boys be listening too.”

They was like, “Pfft. Throw that shit in the garbage can, nigga.”

So I gave that tape to this fat white hoe I was long-dickin. Even she thought his white ass was perpetratin. Tried to give that tape back to me and I was like, “Hell nah, hoe. That’s yo peoples. You keep it.”

Fo real.

If Eminem was black, nobody would listen to his crusty-ass rhymes. Cause his flow be whack. And he be actin feminine and shit.

Errythang about him seem fake to me. Fo real.

Niggas can sense when a white boy fake. You can axe any nigga about Eminem and they’ll tell you he a busta. Fo real.

He even more of a busta then Busta Rhymes. And that nigga the original busta. Knowmsayin.

Eminem be bashin white supremacy or whatever, but he rappin in front of bunch of niggas like he they leader or sumpin. Who the fuck gave his white ass the mic to speak on behalf of oppressed black people?

Same with that afro-ass nigga Kaepernick. That nigga barely even black. Raised in the burbs by rich white folks. Then he made millions runnin with a mufuggin ball and shit. What the fuck do they know about being black? Or oppressed?

Niggas just want some attention and shit.

See, y’all. That be the main problem with these white liberals. They be thinkin they superior to black people. Like niggas be too stupid to speak for theyselves. Knowmsayin.

So white supremacists grab the microphone and speak for the stupid niggas who can’t speak for theyselves. Then they think if they give the black power salute and tell errbody they hate white people that they an honorary nigga or sumpin.

But they dick still be small. They raps still be crusty. And they skin still be white.

That’s what Black Lives Matter mean when they be sayin, “Liberalism is white supremacy!”

I’ll say this for Eminem. I hope he got plenty of money, cause he ain’t gonna sell no more CDs.

All his fans be white. And after he done told all his white fans “Fuck You,” why the hell would they buy his music? I know I wouldn’t. Balee dat.

I ain’t ever met a nigga in my whole life who bought a Eminem CD. Or been to an Eminem concert. And just cause he wanna raise his fist for black power don’t mean niggas gonna buy his CDs. Niggas ain’t gonna buy a CD unless that shit go hard. Knowmsayin. And Eminem shit soft as a pillow.

If I was a white mufucka, I axe his ass for a refund. I’d be like, “White people made your ass rich, now you don’t want us as your fans no more. Aight. That’s cool. Your music sucks anyway. So give me a refund for all your CDs I done bought.”

See what his goofy ass say about that.

And, I don’t know if he got real bad asthma, or if he just in bad shape. But he sho was huffin and puffin while he was given that little 4 minute speech. He need to hit the gym. Or his inhaler. Fo real.

Anyway.

I think he just tryin to nut-ride Kid Rock. Knowmsayin.

You watch. Errybody gonna start talkin about he runnin for President now. And when he do, you tell errybody Justin Igger predicted that shit. Fo real.

#WhiteWeirdo2020