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A giant pinworm with what may be a child's face is by far one of the worst monsters I can think of if you're like me and easily nauseated by other people's hygiene. I live in fear of ever experiencing pinworms, as darling as they are under a microscope, and it's not even because of the parasites so much as the fact that if I get pinworms, it means something from a stranger's anus got into my mouth somehow. That's how they spread. Fecal residue. Especially the fecal residue of children, since they're less inclined to care if they scratch their own ass and smear it on a shopping cart. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!