The Sharonville Police Department received a complaint from a man who alleged that two officers stole his marijuana from his wife, mistakenly thinking marijuana is now legal in Hamilton County.

The department posted the call between an upset man and a sergeant at the dispatch center on Tuesday. It's a four-minute masterclass in putting your foot in your mouth and the department posted it on Facebook.

After a brief conversation with a dispatcher, the man goes on a rant about how "motherf****** cops" pocketed his weed then demanded his weed back, insisting anything under 100 grams is "cool."

"From what I know 100 grams is cool, right? Or am I wrong?" the caller said.

"You are wrong," the sergeant said.

At one point the man says his wife is Marilyn Manson to avoid telling police her name. He also "guarantees" that no officer would have turned in the weed because it's in the cop's pocket.

"I know I'm right here dude. Don't fu***** talk to me like I'm dumb," the man said.

Sharonville has taken the call as an opportunity to tell people about misconceptions around the legality of the use and possession of marijuana.

Technically, you won't get in criminal trouble for a couple of joints in the City of Cincinnati, not Sharonville. But, make no mistake, it's still illegal to possess marijuana in Cincinnati and Ohio.

Cincinnati City Council voted to decriminalize marijuana possession on June 11, allowing people to possess up to 100 grams of marijuana without fear of fines or prosecution. But that doesn't cover the whole county.

"We feel that some people may be a bit in the weeds so we would like to take this opportunity to clear the haze," Sharonville police said. "To be blunt, recreational marijuana is still illegal ... per our state law. We don't make the rules; we just took an oath to uphold them. Here in Sharonville, Ohio, 100 grams is not "cool." Pass it on."