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Pig: Things are going pretty well for you these days, Steph. Pastis: Quick... Knock three times on wood. Pig: Why? Pastis: Because if you say how well things are going and you don't knock on wood, you're inviting bad luck! Pig: You don't really believe that, do you, Steph? Pastis: You bet your @#@ I do! Now hurry up and find wood to knock on before-