Daniel Foster (24) is struggling actor who is currently paying the bills with a part time job his room mate Cyprus got him at the fish and chip shop down at the corner of their street.

Daniels dreams of being an big name actor seems to be slowly coming a reality as he has racked up credits so far such as hipster in line at coffee shop, Part of a YouTube prank video as ‘shocked’ older brother who watches in horror as his sister is raped and killed by 18 komodo dragons under a trench coat taking the form of a human male (Yes, YouTube pranks are all fake… Sorry to burst your bubble, idiot.) and the voice of a non speaking character in his cousins animation for university.

One Friday night after watching drunks and druggos get a nation wide audience Daniel thought that would be a great way to get his face out on TV for some free exposure.

Saturday come and Daniel ‘invests’ half a weeks wages on 125 dollars worth of hooch, jungle juice and an anally inserted GPS tracker hooked up to Cyprus’s phone in case shiz get rowdy.

With a blood alcohol level of 0.won’t-even-notice-you’ve-run-someone-over Daniel pulls himself up behind the wheel of his lemon and after 4 minutes of trying to start the car with the minion on his key ring he finally gets the car started and begins the driving as if hes trying to escape from a predator by driving in an erratic zigzag pattern down the local strip looking for the cherries and berries and a 7:30 pm time slot on channel 9.

Eventually when Daniel was questioned by the police it was because they’d found him in some face down in some shrubbery half way between his car and the kebab shop.

After spending the night in the drink tank and having a very uncomfortable poo Daniel spent the next 24 hours nursing his liver back to health watching married at first sight devising his next plan to make it big.