Pornhub Offers Swimming Trunks That Can Hide Erections

Pornhub Swimming Trunks Could Help With Your Beach Boner

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Sure, it’s probably kind of embarrassing to realize everyone’s staring at your crotch at the pool because you’ve suddenly got a boner. However, Pornhub has a new product, its Bonerless Bathing Suit, designed to help hide erections.

"While we’re all looking forward to the warm weather and summer fun ahead, it’s no secret that for some, bathing suit season comes with certain fears and anxieties,” said Corey Price, VP of Pornhub in a statement.

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According to the promo video, you no longer have to worry about “beach boner blues” interrupting your fun in the sun at the beach. The Bonerless Bathing Suit comes with “Bonerless Technology” designed to “stop the tide” if you find yourself mid surf with a hard on. Although there doesn’t actually seem to be much technology involved in the swim trunks, they are designed in specific colors that are intended to “mask any bulge” and come with a flared cut to help “hide even the biggest culprits.” The lining, according to Pornhub, is “100% lycra, 0% boner” and includes an inner layer made of a form-fitting material that’s supposed to hold in your “excitement.” Yet, you don’t have to worry about the fabric strangling your junk—the ergonomic design keeps your swimwear stretchable and comfy.

Beware, however. The Bonerless Bathing Suit is also branded with the Pornhub logo on the front leg. So, you’ll have to not only be comfortable with everyone on the beach and at the pool knowing about your streaming interests, but also there will likely be at least a few people who realize you are wearing boner-resistant shorts.

The swimming trunks are $69.95 at PornHubApparel.com, but if you use promo code BONER, you get $20 off. "We worked hard on the development of this first of its kind bathing suit that should help ease comfort and increase enjoyment for the most masterful of bathers and watersports amateurs alike,” Price said. “Pick yours up today, just in time for Memorial Day Weekend!"

And, while it might seem gimmicky, the swimming trunks apparently work, according to Campaign US. Good news for anyone who’s been avoiding going for a swim because of the risk of a surprise boner.

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