Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

A: A marsbar!

———-

Q: Why did the sun go to school?

A: To get brighter!

———-

Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

A: When it’s full.

———-

Q: what do you call a tick on the moon?

A: A luna-tick

———-

Q: What kind of music do planets sing?

A: Neptunes!

———-

Q: What’s a light-year?

A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

———-

Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

———-

Q: What do planets like to read?

A: Comet books!

———-

Q: What did the alien say to the garden?

A: Take me to your weeder!

———-

Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny!

———-

Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

A: The space bar!

———-

Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?

A: To visit the milky way.

———-

Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A: A parking meteor!

———-

Q: What was the first animal in space?

A: The cow that jumped over the moon!

———-

Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

A: Because Mercury moved in.

———-

Q: What did the alien say to the cat?

A: Take me to your litter.

———-

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

A: He was looking for Pluto.

———-

Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?

A: An astronut.

———-

Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?

A: I’m all spaced out!

———-

Q: What do aliens on the metric system say?

A: Take me to your liter.

———-

Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

A: Because there was no atmosphere.

———-