"TOO OLD!" the ursid shouted as his new feline companion shrugged with indifference through her preparations for the coming zombie apocalypse.

My awesome Secret Santa ultimatenerd got me a copy of Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide - a book I came this close to buying myself for Christmas, but fortunately never did!

Also, the best friend a child could never want: "Nice pretty running bear for hugs you tender places or locations."

In addition, a rather interesting December edition of the New Times Broward-Palm Beach paper. Definitely some cosmopolitan reading for the toilet :)

Thanks, Secret Santa! I can honestly say your gift put a huge smile on my face and filled me to the brim with lulz.