Well, it’s finally come to this: we’ve decided that, adding on to the (at least) two previous articles we’ve published about the Academy Awards, we’ve decided to join the ranks of, oh…just about everybody on the goddamn planet and put out the overdone, cliche, decadent slideshow of celebrities on the red carpet and in the theatre for tonight’s awards show. So, without further ado and with absolutely no pomp, circumstance, or men in tuxedo dresses, we give you the best dressed men at the 2019 Academy Awards. Oh boy. Here we go…

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