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From: 'Excitable Boy' (1978)

While some may think that "Werewolves of London" is a tongue-in-cheek trifle, it's actually a cautionary tale. Warren Zevon sings of a werewolf-infested London where vicious wolfmen mutilate helpless old ladies and show off their perfect hair over frosty pina coladas at Trader Vic's. Seemingly on an endless quest for a plate of beef chow mein, these "hairy-handed gents" have been known to run amok in Kent, though lately their howls have also been overheard in the Mayfair district. It's a world gone mad, where werewolves howl around kitchen doors and seeing horror film legend Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen is a common occurrence.