Finally. COVID19 relief is coming. We can almost taste it …

And @SpeakerPelosi is up on the House floor speaking about the coronavirus bill. Shouldn't be much longer before they start voting. — Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 27, 2020

Well, Nancy Pelosi had another ideas:

"This cannot be our final bill," Nancy Pelosi says on the floor, echoing a colleague who called it a "down payment." She says there must be a fourth coronavirus bill. — Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 27, 2020

Because of course.

Oh nice, more opportunities for dunking on Thomas Massie on a bipartisan basis. https://t.co/2gj29aeJIr — Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) March 27, 2020

Heh.

In all seriousness, though, we’re so far beyond parody at this point, we’re hurtling toward rock-bottom.

Makes sense since there’s gotta be a bunch of “pork” that hasn’t been funded yet. — Jerry Colen (@JerryColen) March 27, 2020

Nancy Pelosi’s shenanigans notwithstanding, the bill has passed in the House:

WASHINGTON (AP) — House OKs $2.2T rescue package for virus-ravaged economy and health system, rushing it to Trump for his signature. — Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) March 27, 2020

Sorry, Nance. At least you tried.

Never let a crisis go to waste. — Barbara Matthews (@barbarapagem) March 27, 2020