The ugliest goal in the history of association football was scored a few days ago and it’s a damnable crime that more people haven’t been sat down and forced to watch it.

Maidstone United Women drubbed Prince of Wales by 12 goals to zilch on Sunday and considering they were up against a defensive unit as commendably generous as this, we’re not overly surprised…

It’s worth remembering at this point that the team supposedly defending the goal are the ones in red and black stripes. ‘Tis the season of good will, after all.

No wonder Prince of Wales failed to produce a team sheet. Nobody wanted their names on record after that horror show.

(Video: Stones TV)