I had someone write to me the other day with a proposal for a sexy voiceover project. It turned out to be a brother/sister scenario, and when I said I don't do anything negative like incest, he wrote back saying "Oh it could be anything; how about your first group sex experience - like these two hot lesbians here?"

Others have asked me to do cuckold, humiliation for small cocks, pain etc, and it made me realize that perhaps I'd better attempt to clarify the kinds of work I do, and why.

In a nutshell, my audios are about positive sexual feelings. In other words, whatever it is that you're cumming to, an Eve's Garden audio is going to leave you feeling good about yourself, about sex, about women, about relationships.

It will remind you to keep looking for a real-life woman with whom you can experience awesome sex, and encourage you when you feel like you might not find her. And while you're looking for her, it will provide at least a little taste of love, lust, affection and appreciation that I believe all good men deserve to feel.

It will never try to make you feel disgusted with yourself, or resentful of women, or bitter about relationships. And it will never try to make you feel that sex is shameful, dirty, nasty or filthy (words I won't use). It will never make you feel as though sex is some disgusting personal sin that you have to distance yourself from as soon as that last spasm of pleasure washes through you.

I say try because I can't control how you really feel, deep down, about sex. But if you know that the intention of these audios is to make you feel good about yourself and about sex, maybe you might be able to rid yourself of years of sex shame just by listening.

I don't go group sex audios (in the traditional sense, more about that below) for two reasons: primarily because I am not attracted to women and wouldn't want to do a F4F any more than a straight man would want to do or hear a M4M.

But secondly, I find most group sex scenarios to be devoid of feeling and intimate connection, because someone will always be neglected, sidelined, relegated to watching or just being the one in the scene who sucks the cock or licks a pussy while someone else kisses or fucks or makes eye contact. That third person - almost always a woman - always seems so disposable to me, so interchangeable with anyone else that has a tongue, that I find it depressing. This is a personal choice, and I'm not judging you if you like the idea of threesomes - I just want to explain how I feel about them.

What I will do, however, are lighthearted, humourous audios about more than one woman and a man - but you'll notice a couple of things:

the girls don't lick and suck each other

it's always a humourous situation, or based entirely on a joke (as was the case with my first ever collaboration with /u/-pixel)

it's always a ridiculous scenario, something that would/should/could never happen in real life - a college class called Psuckology? A group of porn industry fluffers called Cock Suckers International? Two genies in a bottle? A doctor and her nurse fucking you in the ER? Every scenario I do is so preposterous that it's clearly a whimsical fantasy, and never intended to be something you could act out in real life. It's merely designed to make the listener feel adored, lusted for, and overwhelmed by feminine appreciation - in other words - to encourage good feelings about sex

it's never portrayed as nasty, filthy, or dirty in any way - my bedrock, of course

I'm not perfect, and certainly in the early days of making audios, when I hadn't quite found my voice yet, some of the audios are a little edgier than the ones I do now. So you may find instances where I seem to contradict myself - if that's the case, please know that it's not about being a hypocrite. I have honed my ideas about erotic audio over the last 18 months and will continue to do so. But what you can count on from me is a consistent message of positivity and a soothing, loving voice to help ease your mind and excite your body.

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