Jessica Williams. Photo: Larry Busacca/2015 Getty Images

In an effort to quash rumors and speculation, Daily Show correspondent Jessica Williams tweeted Sunday that she will not assume hosting duties for Jon Stewart’s satirical news show. After Stewart announced his eventual retirement from The Daily Show last week, some (including us) wondered if Williams would be nabbing a promotion. (She also appears as Stewart’s successor in a hilarious, but apparently purely coincidental, clip from Hot Tub Time Machine 2.)

To the dismay of fans, a very humble Williams said:

Fact 1: I'm not hosting. Thank you but I am extremely under-qualified for the job! — Jessica R. Williams (@msjwilly) February 16, 2015

At this age (25) if something happens politically that I don't agree with, I need to go to my room & like not come out for, like, 7 days. — Jessica R. Williams (@msjwilly) February 16, 2015

That being said I am super not right for it, but there are quite a few people who are! Can't wait to stick around & see what happens. — Jessica R. Williams (@msjwilly) February 16, 2015

Fact 2: These are not dreads. They're marley twists. The fuck?! — Jessica R. Williams (@msjwilly) February 16, 2015

thanks to everyone tweetin at me like 😭. Haha but I'm not like, dead.This is the beginning of my career. I'm gonna troll that ass for yrs. — Jessica R. Williams (@msjwilly) February 16, 2015

Okay, good. Do that.