The theme tune to an oVERRATED ANIME



SOME ONE SHOOT ME IM ALREADY DEPREEEEEESSSSSED



(Evangelion theme starts)



ADV



Was a company



That financed the dub of a popular show



That was then,



this is now



It's become a cash cow



A shadow of what it used to be



How did the hell



Did it do so well





When the main character is totally gay



He whines like a girl



And he fights like one too



Crying "I must not run away!"



I could have sworn that an anime hero was meant to have big hairy balls



Whereas this guy Shinji seems quite unable to get up whenever he falls



Why do people think this show is a masterpiece?



It's a cartoon about a bunch of giant mechs





Interspersed with the story of an emo kid



And some pointless religious symbolism!





By the way the movies are all bullshit



Don't pretend that you understand the ending!