Recommended 9.1 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)

So Fez is about this little guy named Fez who jumps out of the second dimension and has an adventure behind things. When you lived your whole life as a flat guy and then suddenly gained access to the behinds of things, you would totally be just like Fez too. I mean, there's a whole world of things behind the things that you normally see. Like in that one episode of Star Trek The Next Generation where Geordi needed to go into the Jeffrey's Tubes to poke a panel with a probe thing. Normally you don't see that ♥♥♥♥ but you can go on adventure back there. Or in your basement. Remember that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation where Picard and that lady who isn't Doctor Crusher go on an adventure in the Jeffrey's Tubes and end up playing the roll-up piano and freaky alien flute whistle thing (♥♥♥♥ I love Star Trek) in some kind of Jeffrey's Node? If I live on the Enterprise I'd hang out in those things all the time. I think I just figured out why the kids in my building hang out in the emergency staircase to drink pop and listen to loud music. They're living the dream that I never could. When I was a kid, I didn't have Jeffrey's Tubes, or Jeffrey's Nodes. All I had was games like Super Mario Land 3 which only had a front, not a behind. Sonic the Hegemon had some behinds, I think. Tails had two. The point is Fez is a cool main character and he likes showing me that Google Goggles crashes every time it tries to read a QR code. Google, you need to hire Geordi and Data and figure this ♥♥♥♥ out, for ♥♥♥♥'s sake.

Posted May 20, 2013.