Woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of music playing from my computer… There was a website up that I’d never seen before playing strange sounding music. There was some New Nihilist Ringtones™ insignia on the website, but it didn’t look like an official website. My computer crashed and I couldn’t load the page again.

I don’t know what’s happening anymore.. There’s a van outside my house that won’t leave. I don’t know who’s in it or what they want.. I keep seeing things out of the corners of my eyes… I think I need sleep.

EDIT: Just got another email from the defunct “@newnihilistringtones.com.sa” email address. There’s some kind of terms and conditions agreement, but the language is all messed up:

TERMS AND CONDITIONS:

This agreement releases NEW NIHILIST RINGTONES™ from all liability relating to injuries that may occur while listening to the music contained herein. By signing this agreement, I agree to hold NEW NIHILIST RINGTONES™ entirely free from any liability, including financial responsibility for injuries incurred, regardless of whether injuries are caused by negligence.

I also acknowledge the risks involved in listening to this music. These include but are not limited to disillusionment, emptiness, suicidal thoughts, increased incidences of substance abuse, and abandoning of formerly dearly held moral convictions. I swear that I am participating voluntarily, and that all risks have been made clear to me. Additionally, I do not have any conditions that will increase my likelihood of experiencing injuries while engaging in this activity.

By signing below I forfeit all right to bring a suit against NEW NIHILIST RINGTONES™ for any reason. In return, I will receive the attached music files. I will also make every effort to obey safety precautions as listed in writing and as explained to me verbally. I will ask for clarification when needed.

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