More Pink Lady Crap, or How Heroic BIC Rescued Delicate Womankind With Her Love of Sparkles and Bunnies From the Awful Burden of Bulky Man Pens

Capitalism Never Sleeps Dept: Okay ladies, never mind we have Akin, Mourdock et al. Now we have a deluge of dainty lady products especially designed for our wee womanly hands and brains. From chocolate to beer to beef jerky for "the gal on the go” to the Honda Fit She's in pink or "eyeliner brown," with anti-wrinkle windshield. Best is the BIC For He r, pink and purple pens with “sleek silhouette and jeweled accents." They have inspired the most down-and-dirty hilarious customer reviews - "It is almost as if my very womanhood calls out to objects of this color" to "This is the most uncomfortable tampon I have ever used" - ever. Much more. And Ellen Degeneres. "I have asked my husband if I am allowed these. He says that my weekly allowance for lady things is sufficent...I realised of course that he is right as in all things. This is an unobtainable dream, and I will stick to my pink crayons."

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Magic Mittens, The Candidate of Change

Evidently Romney didn't like his previous 8,472 incarnations, so in Ohio he's now unveiled his new theme of "real change, change that offers promise (that) the future will be better than the past." And what better person to lead that hopeful charge and headline his big Texas fundraiser than Dick 'I've Done Dreadful Things For Many Years Past Which Is Why Everyone On the Planet Now Hates Me' Cheney? Also Glenn Beck. Yup, that'll do it. Also, update on Mitt's most lie - Jeep moving to China - which is getting severely creamed in the press. Don't forget to vote.

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Johnson: Right Now In Iran A Lot of Little Kids...

Billing himself as "the only candidate who does not want to bomb Iran," Libertarian Gary Johnson has released his first TV ad. Intense.

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