Ever since I saw an illustration of a chainmail bikini for the very first time, I knew something was amiss. Later in life, when I picked up a pencil with a conscious decision I would become an illustrator, I knew that one day I might be called upon to paint a breastplate with a cleavage cut out. So far I was able to avoid painting any of that “sexy female armour” crap. Today I am conscious of the fact, that if a decent paying client comes along and my schedule happens to be clear, I will probably not be able to say no. But as any self respecting little whore, I do have one very important rule…





The first time will be on my terms.





Here's a little quiz for your consideration:





1. A female warrior's main concern is to stay:





a) alive

b) sexy





2. The main purpose of a man's armour is to:





a) look fierce

b) protect vital organs





3. The main purpose of a woman's armour is to:





a) protect vital organs

b) accentuate cleavage, waistline, hips and legs





4. To blow a runny nose, a man uses:





a) a MAN-SIZED tissue

b) a tissue





5. To carry personal items, a man can use:





a) a man-bag

b) a bag





6. To protect her vital organs, a female warrior uses





a) armour

b) female armour





7. Form follows:

a) function

b) the 90-60-90 ratio





Thank you kindly for your participation. Please send your answers to tits@ass.cum







