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Why we split up............... tomkanpa@aol.com (tomkanpa)

http://groups.google.com

(chuckle, heard it, forwarded)





...She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

...Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

...And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

...She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

...I told her that was what the beer was for.



I don't think she's coming back...





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