Even by recent Premier League standards, it’s been a ludicrous transfer window with clubs shelling out ever-inflating sums to procure the top talent.

If Manchester City can spend over £100m on full-backs and Everton are willing to part with £40m-plus for Gylfi Sigurdsson, it begs the question: How much could you fetch in this grossly exaggerated market?

Well, we have the answer. Here at the Telegraph we’ve used transfer fee data from the last three Premier League windows and combined them with the player stats from FIFA17 to create a transfer fee generator.