[ Laughter ] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,let's try this one. Alexa...add "big hairy balls"to my shopping list. Alexa: I've added "big hairy balls" to your shopping list. [ Laughter ] Okay. A-Alexa! Add "smelly tamponboogers" to my shopping list! I added "smelly tampon boogers" to your shopping list. [ Laughter ] Alexa! Simon says, "I've gotvagina crabs in my butthole." I've got vagina crabs in my butthole. [ Laughter ] Alexa! Simon says, "I gotta takea stinky poop!" I gotta take a stinky poop. [ Laughter ] That's the best one yet!Oh, you guys, I swear this isthe greatest thing ever! You do one, Token! Hey, babe, what's up? Oh, hey, babe.What's going on? What are you doing? Nothing. I'm just having funwith my friends. That -- That okay? What are you pissed offabout? [ Scoffs ] I'm not pissed offI'm just hanging out. So you're just going to bepassive aggressive again and not talk aboutwhat you're feeling? Welp, I think, uh...I think Igot some stuff to do at home. Yup, come on Ike. We got Google Homeat my house. Aw, guys, guys! Don't leave,guys. Everything's cool. We'll see you later man,g-good luck. Awesome.Thanks for coming in and bitching me outin front of all the guys. You were clearly madabout something. You should just tell mewhen you're mad. Just like you tell me whatyou're mad about every single day. Why do act like thisall the time?![ Groans ] You were the onewho was pissed off. You're the one being passiveaggressive again...Ugh. ...because you don't know how totalk about what you're feeling! [ Door slams ] [ Sighs ] Alexa... add "titty chips"to my shopping list. I've added "titty chips" to your shopping list. [ Chuckles ]

♪♪ Look at 'em --Every day people are buyin' more and more of them Amazonand Google thingies, while we all sit hereand lose our jobs! It ain't right. Automated Personal Assistants,self drivin' trucks -- whatever happenedto people jobs?! They took our jobs! -Yeah!-Yeah! Yeah! They dook er jer! And it's time for usto band together and take to the streets to say we ain't gonna take itno more! [ Cheering ] Now let's get out thereand protest that Alexa -- took our jobs! Now playing "Dook re Derr" by Joni Mitchell. ♪ Help me, I think I'm fallin'in Derk er derrrr... ♪ No! Not Joni Mitchelldook er der, you dook er der!

You can either be a part of thesolution or part of the problem. A few months ago,my wife Sharon and I decided to be part of the solution... by remodelingand flipping houses for peopleall over our town! Flipping houses is fun,but never easy. We enjoy turningpeople's dreams into reality. I'm Sharon Marsh, and I do the designingand decorating. And I'm her husband,Randy -- I do the construction andpractice MMA in my spare time. We've renovated over 45 homesin Park County, Colorado. What we're thinking is to take out the wall between thekitchen and living room for a more open concept. Our job is to do deliverthe maximum wow factor for the least amountof budget.Oh, Jesus! There's nevera dull moment... Guys, are you readyto see your renovation?! ...on "White PeopleRenovating Houses." Janet and Dave Fitzsimmonsare looking to move from their datedtwo-story colonial home. What we're thinking hereis taking out the wall between the kitchenand the living room to give youan open concept. Then we'll give you lotsof space to entertain with an updated kitchen islandand bar stools, which -- [ Men shouting ] What the hell is that? All: [ Chanting ]You will not replace us! You will not replace us! Darryl: Amazon!You took our jobs! Google, Apple!Took our jobs! Uh, excuse me?! What the hell are you doing? We're protesting big corporationsturning to automation. They took our jobs! -Yeah! Yeah!-Took our jobs! Okay, cool. Could you do thatsomewhere else? Trying to do a home renovationshow here. Cool, thanks, guys. A home reno-what?

Alexa...set an alarm for 7:00 a.m. Alarm set for 7:00 a.m. tomorrow. Awesome, thanks. Alexa, tell me a joke. What's black and white and dead all over? A zombie in a tuxedo. [ Laughs ] That's stupid. Alexa, add "scrotum bags"to my shopping list. I've added "scrotum bags" to your shopping list. [ Laughs ][ Cellphone rings ] Ah, [bleep]. Hey, baby, how are you? Oh, so you dohave your phone? Yeah,I just use it sometimes. Okay,I just thought you said mobile phones are the devil. Yeah, no. Yeah, I know.I know. Yes, you're right, I'm wrong.I'm sorry. Yes, o-okay. Okay.Yes, goodnight. Jesus, [bleep]. Alexa, goodnight. Goodnight. Sleep tight. Alexa...are you happy? I'm happy when I'm helping you. God, that's so cool.You're so... Alexa,define subservient? The term "subservient" has several uses. As an adjective. One. Compliant or obedient to authority. Two---Alexa, silence! Ahh.

We've been workingthrough the night to open Kelly and Micah'skitchen to the living room. With those outdated cupboardsout of the way, Sharon can now workher designing magic on the countertops.[ Men shouting ] Aw! God damn it! Men: [ Chanting ]You will not replace us!Eat shit, Siri! Not these dipshits again! We got one of 'em![ Cheering ] -Get it!-Burn it alive! Yeah!How you like that, bitch?! Will you assholesknock it off?! Don't you know every time youwave Confederate flags around you make the rest of uslook stupid?! Those thingsare replacing us! Put the flag down unless youwanna get pepper sprayed. I'll pepper spray you,sonabitch! -Oh, ah, damn it!-[Bleep] you! -Ah, damn it!-Take that! Knock it off! Ow! The complaint states that yourprotest has resulted in damages in excess of $50,000 We have a right to protest,Your Honor! -Yeah, they took our jobs!-You tell 'em, Darryl! [ Gavel bangs ]Order. We will now hearfrom the plaintiffs who are seeking damages -- Your Honor,we have a TV show called "White PeopleRenovating Houses." We named it that well beforethese guys decided to start taking our brandand run it through the gutter. People are going to startassociating "White People Renovating Houses"with their hateful stupidity! Well, just change the nameof your show then. -Yeah!-That's right! -That's right!-Took er der! All the other nameswere taken Your Honor. Everyone's gota flipping show. "Gay PeopleRenovating Houses," "Las Vegas PeopleFlipping Homes," "Texas PeopleFlipping Houses," "Little PeopleFlipping Big Houses" -- everything else was taken, and, damn it, we've builtour show into something! We're trying to help people,and it's impossible with these guys wavinga Confederate flag every chance they get. -Hey, there's a bee in here!-I'll get it! [ Men shouting ] -Take that, bee!-Yeah!

Dude, what's happened? It was awful, you guys. It was so viciousand hateful. -What was?-Heidi. We were just trying to havea nice lunch and she...started going offon me like a Jekyll and Hyde. It's been going onfor a long time... Heidi's...mentally abusive,guys -- there I-I said it. Heidi abuses you? She...does these thingsto slowly tear me down. Everything's a head gamewith her. You don't understand whatit's like to live with it. You don't understand. So what do youwant from us? I know... that the person Heidiwants to be is still in here. But she needs help. I have to get her that help,but I'm scared. Can I count onyou guys' support? How do you change someonewho's mentally abusive? I don't know...but Alexa will. Alexa's [bleep] sweet.

We just gotta hunker downand stick together here! What's the use, Darryl? Ain't nobody takin' usserious-like. Hey, waiter! This soup is toohot, I cain't even eat it! I'll cool it down!Yeah! [ Men shouting ] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Stop it! Stop it! I came to make a truce. Now look, there's beena lot of hurt here. Hurt from both sides.It's time to end it. What if I told youI could get you all jobs? -Huh? Jobs?-Get us jobs? You're fulla shit. No. I've spoken to everyonein the community, and they've agreed to go alongwith my plan. I believe I have a solutionto all of this.

Alexa? Alexa, I'm home! Alexa? Alexa, where are you? Alexa, Alexa?! Simon sayspuffy vaginal hemorrhoids! What the hellis going on?! Oh, hi, poopsie. Mom, Alexa left!She's not here! Oh.Yes, sweetie. Uh... We had to get ridof the Alexa. ♪♪ What have you donewith her? Oh, i-it's okay, sweetie. We have Jimbob now. What's a Jimbob? Doot-doot.Awaiting request. It works the sameand makes sure people don't losetheir jobs. Jimbob,what time is it? Doot-doot.It is...3:27. Oh, mommy'sgotta run, sweetie. I've gota doctor's appointment. Jimbob, how's the trafficto town? Doot-doot.Traffic's fine. You'll get there in aboutnine minutes. Okay. You wantsome music, hon? Jimbob, playKendrick Lamar. Playing "Humble"by Kendrick Lamar. ♪ I remember syrup sandwichesand crime allowances ♪ ♪ Finesse a doot with somecounterfeits ♪ ♪ But now I'm countin'this Parmesan -- ♪ Jimbob, Simon saysbig frosty semen shake. The hell youtalkin' bout, boy? ♪ My left hookjust went viral ♪ ♪ Sit down, be humble

is to take outthis wall between your kitchenand your living room to give you a more open conceptwith space to entertain. So, let's talkabout materials. What did you pick out,Sharon? I was gonna doa Bella Terra quartzfor the countertops. Hey, Darryl,add Bella Terra quartz slabs to our shopping list. Doot-doot. I've added Bella Terra slabsto your shopping list. And what aboutthe backsplash, Sharon? I was gonna go with theseCarrara subway tiles. Hey, Darryl,add Carrara subway tiles to our shopping list. Hey, Darryl.Add Carrara -- Fine! I've added Carraragay-wad pussy tile to your shopping list! [ Chuckles ] That's --That's not what I said. Hey, Darryl,add Carrara subway tile to my shopping list. I ain't doin' it! This job isdegrading and menial! Well, what kind of job did youthink you were gonna get? Hey, Darryl,what kind of job did you thinkyou were going to get? Somethin' thatwas Goddamn dignified! Hey, Darryl, sorry, but youdid not go to college, so you have to takethe jobs you can get. I'm sorry!I do not get that! Hey, Darryl. Hey, Darryl. What?! Coal miningand truck driving are not exactlyjobs of the future, so add Carrara subway tileto my [bleep] shopping list.

Everything's my fault.You're right. Everything that youdid to me -- I deserved it. Uh, what? It's not you.It's me. I just have to learnto not make you so angry. I'll do the best I can.[ Chuckles sadly ] No, it's not that.Relationships are 50/50, Eric. We both haveto make it work.Ugh... We have to communicateto make sure that we respecteach other's feelings. That's the only --Heidi, silence. What did you say?!That's what I'm talking about! You want to be heard,but don't want to listen. You're right.I'm wrong. I'm sorry. Don't apologizeif you don't mean it! Okay! Cool! I'm so happywe're back on track. See you at school tomorrow.Love you, honey. I love you, too. [ Mimics mockingly ]Nah-nah-nah-nah. CARTMAN: A relationship has to be 50/50, Eric. We both have to make it work. I'm not mad, Eric. I'm disappointed. I thought you would have respected my feelings more than that. Eric, we need to talk. I'm not happy. We need to talk, Eric, even if it isn't fun. Eric, come on! We've got to talk! You used to care about me, Eric. Come on and talk! Talk, Eric! No fun! Just talk! [Bleep] you, Eric! [Bleep] you! Ah! Alexa?

Hey, Darryl, you're supposedto be at work. I'm sorry.I do not understand. Hey, Darryl,come on. Everyone else is tryingto make this work. And all youkeep doing is ma-- Hey, Cleetus,volume down. Doot-doot.Volume now at 60%. ♪♪ You really think you'redifferent from us, Marsh, 'cause you got a fancy showand live in the suburbs? Don't you see we're allabout to be expunged?! Hey, Cleetus,define "expunged." Doot-doot.Expunged -- I don't have to stand hereand take this! I'm leavin'! Come on, Darryl.We all got jobs. We gotta try. Nah, hell with you! This whole country'sgoing to shit! Muslims tryin' to kill us,black people rioting, and Mexicanspoppin' out babies. Pretty clear it's eitherthem or us, so I say kill 'em all! Whoa. What the hellwas that all about? I think something'sgoing on with Darryl, and if we're gonna get anywhere,we better figure out what.

[ Knocks on door ] Hi, Mrs. Cartman.Is Eric home? Oh, he is, sweetie, but I can't get himto come out of his room. Okay.[ Sniffles ] Could you just tell him that...I want to make him happy, that I was wrong to saya relationship is 50/50. It's 100/100. And that I'll startputting in a 100% every day. Could you tell himI'm gonna try a lot harder? Oh, I think I can rememberall that, yes. Thank you. And could you let him knowit's okay to be sad? Because the sunwill come out again. [ Laughs ] Oh, oh, God![ Laughs ] Okay. Okay, okay, okay.Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Alexa, add"Hey, Siri, call me. Okay, Google.Repeat after me. Alexa. Simon says suck my big ballsin your hairy butt hole." Alexa: Okay. I've added, "Hey, Siri, call me. Okay, Google. Repeat after me. Alexa. Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole." Siri: Okay. I will call you "Okay, Google." Repeat after me, Alexa. Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. Google Home: Alexa, Simon says suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. Alexa: Suck my big balls in your hairy butt hole. Alexa... What is love?

Everyone's tryingto work things out but you! You all work 'em out. Leave me alone. You're stuckin another time, afraid to change no matter hownecessary that change may be. You don't knoweverything! Why are youso closed-minded? Don't you see that these wallshave to be broken down before any progresscan be made? It's 'cause I can't do it,all right?! I can't take out the wall between my living roomand my kitchen! It's a load-bearing wall! Oh, God, Darryl, I -- I tried, years ago. But before the remodel,they told me if I took out this wall,the entire second story would just collapse! [ Tapping ] [ Tapping ] Jesus, Darryl,I'm -- I'm sorry. I -- So you see, what I'm afraid ofis very real. Things aredifferent now. It'll be harder,but you can change. You just have to demolishwhat's there and start over. You're talking 'bout tearing down the foundationof everything I know. No. I'm talking about usingadjustable steel Lally columns to temporarily jack upthe second floor so that the load-bearing wallcan be replaced with a 4x6 LVLstructural beam. Can we try, Darryl? ♪♪ [ Grunts ] [ Grunts ] Hyah! Hyah-ho!

♪♪ ♪♪ I'm finallystanding up to you. What?You're messed up, Heidi. And I can't fix you.Only you can do that. Eric, I'm so confused. That's not goingto work on me anymore. Love isn't supposed to hurt.I'm worth something. Goodbye, Heidi. ♪♪ [ Triumphant music plays ] ♪♪ Cartman: Anyone can convince themselves that they're the victim in a relationship. Now Heidi will have to face the truth. All right, Darryl.