Normally I discuss things that were god awful that came from the 90’s, but after watching this disturbing turd of a video I couldn’t help myself. The video opens up, of course, on a mansion where apparently all the lights are out because this bitch couldn’t pay her electricity bills. Just candles all over the place. What’s with all these rich people not being able to pay their bills? Bonnie Tyler, is standing up against a window and wind is swaying through the night. Then there’s a dove just flying through a door for some reason? I don’t know.

Then Tyler is walking through all these hall ways and she sees all the strapping young boys in +school uniforms. They’re all giving her vacant, angry eyes, but why? Trust me, the answers are coming and they will shock you. The probably won’t shock you ( No way you can get shocked in a house with no electricity) but when you realize what’s happening you’ll wonder why this video went the way it did.

I have to just quickly add, ever since the movie “Old School” I can’t take the chorus seriously at all because all I keep thinking is “I fucking need you now tonight.” Thanks to the writers of that movie for giving this horrible 80’s anthem some much needed levity.

Getting back to the abandoned school this cat lady still lives in, in the course of 30 seconds there’s a boy wearing wings and tossing a dove, more young men(this time they’re shirtless though, and someone in throwing water on them), and there’s fucking goddamn ninja’s just dancing around the room. The more times I do these types of posts I’m more and more perplexed at what these creators of these videos were thinking. It’s absolutely absurd in every way it can be.

The next section of this video that won nothing in the way of awards, shows Bonnie Tyler singing atop a staircase, and there’s light coming through the window. You have a school full of the ghosts of young men and there’s only electricity through this one window? How am I supposed to make a sandwich with one beam of light?

Now she’s running helplessly as all the doors just shoot open and we see all of the boys trashing the place. Why are they though? What deep dark secret is held within these walls that makes them start breaking stuff? After that, all the boys are now dressed in choir robes and have weird white eyes while they’re singing to Tyler. It’s one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen, and it still makes no sense.

This is where it gets really weird and drives right into sexual abuse town. She’s singing about never being wrong and how they’ll keep making it right(by, having intercourse I assume), and she’s surrounded by a whole bunch of sweaty teenagers. I’m pretty sure Bonnie Tyler raped these boys at this school. It might be a leap if you haven’t seen this video, but seriously, I watched this with three other people and we all came to the same conclusion. You think it’s over, but then this shirtless angel man envelops her in his wings and starts stroking her body with said wings.

After the lightning and bullshit we’re treated to a flashback of Ms. Tyler (that bitch ain’t got no husband) walking up to a group of students at a normal day at school. Yes, the same students we’ve been seeing the whole time. Then it becomes completely clear, that she loved her students, but not in the way a teacher is supposed to. She had sex with these boys. Well, maybe not all of them, but the one with the glowing white eyes singing to her as they romantically hold hands as the video closes, you know he definitely got some lovin’. You can just tell by the look she gives him, which is vastly uncomfortable. The video ends with Tyler standing alone on the steps as the students try to learn something from a book and forget this crazy woman who loves her students.

This video is a testament to how inappropriate some videos are, and how clearly people either didn’t put the pieces together, or they were in earnest trying to make a video about teachers sleeping with their students. Either way I hope you enjoyed this, and if you don’t believe it, just watch this wild ass video. Thanks for reading.