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An embattled Optus have had to concede defeat for a second time today, after they allowed public broadcaster SBS to continue broadcasting erotic late night Scandinavian films, in the wake of their technical issues

This comes as Optus have endured very public struggles to overcome the streaming problems that have beset its attempt to provide live 2018 FIFA world cup games to its customers.

After promising to have fixed the issue by unplugging their router and re-plugging it,

However, that isn’t the worst of it. The multi-billion dollar telco, who are delving back into the world of TV and sport content for some unknown fucken reason, have now revealed that are also having problems with their Swedish and Finnish softcore pornos.

Optus chief executive Allen Lew said on Wednesday the company “deeply regretted” service had not been up to the standard expected and would allow SBS to broadcast all erotic late night Scandinavian films until

“We have listened to the feedback from Australian soccer fans and late night Scandinavian skin movie enthusiasts,” he said.

“We are gonna sit back and let the pros do what they do best for now, I reckon” he said.

“We might hold on to South Park though, for now. Or maybe not. Who knows? This is a fucking bed shit if I’ve ever seen one”