While most of us are celebrating Mitt Romney's defeat in the streets by legally smoking marijuana and gay-marrying randomly-chosen passers-by, not everyone is quite so happy. And thanks to Twitter, we know about it. Vibrating bologna loaf Donald Trump, mistakenly believing that Romney won the popular vote, is calling for "revolution," — revolution! — while former SNL actress Victoria Jackson is sobbing and telling Christians that they "disgust" her. We've saved all of their most embarrassing (some already deleted) Tweets here:

Lets fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

More votes equals a loss...revolution! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

Our country is now in serious and unprecedentedtrouble...like never before. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

Our nation is a once great nation divided! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

House of Representatives shouldn't give anything to Obama unless he terminates Obamacare. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

I can't stop crying. — Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012

America died. — Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012

I can't stop crying.America died. — Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012

The Democrat party who voted God out of their platform and adopted Romans 1 as their platform won.In the Good... fb.me/2vw4Q3y6w — Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012

The Democrat Party voted God out and replaced Him with Romans 1.In the Good vs. Evil battle...today...Evil won. — Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012

Thanks a lot Christians, for not showing up.You disgust me. — Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012

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