





'Twas the night before Kinkmas and we were alone 'Twas the night before Kinkmas and we were alone

not a creature was stirring, not even my bone

her panties were hung by the chimney with care

in hopes that Saint Lickalot soon would be there





she in her nightie and I in the nude she in her nightie and I in the nude

fondling and fingering, my intentions were lewd

when out on the lawn there rose such a cry

my dick went all limp, and she went all dry





so up to the window I sprang like an elf

and opened the blind while she diddled herself

the moon shone bright on the snowgirl we built

a broom up her ass, right up to the hilt





and what to my wondering eyes did appear

but a fur-lined sleigh with eight studly reindeer

and a lascivious driver so spry and so quick

I knew in a flash it must be St. Lick





now sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite

he yelled to his team but it didn't sound right

'whoa Stupid, whoa Bumface, whoa Dickhead, whoa Klutz

slow down this sleigh, or I'll cut off your nuts !'





then down the chimney he crashed like a lout

eyes bulged with lust and dick hanging out

she smiled and sighed and giggled with glee

his dingus you see hung down to his knee





his clothes reeked of perfume and pussy galore

he look liked a bum and smelled like a whore

' That was some cathouse ! ' he said with a grin

and cackled and snorted and wiped off his chin





so he bustled and opened his big bag of toys

clit vibes for girls, worn panties for boys

and a dildo so long it lay rolled in a coil

nipple clamps, butt plugs and all kinds of oil





he licked and slurped her quivering wet cunt

and gorged like a lion at the end of the hunt

he humped and pumped like a mad rutting steed

leaving her coochie overflowing with seed





so filthy and nasty was this raunchy old soul

he reached for the lube and greased her bumhole

then he spread her cheeks with a wink and a lick

and right up her ass slid his massive stiff prick





then sniffing his finger beneath his red nose

he hooted and cackled before he arose

I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight