IRC: <Sponce> Besides verbal judgement, I love it when I'm hit with a judge's gavel

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IRC: <Sponce> I feel so hot and judged

IRC: <Videogamewonder> I'll shove it up your ass if you like it so much.

IRC: <kwulhu> this strain shit reminds me

Gummy554: You all have splinter skills.

IRC: <kwulhu> I need to watch more rail&waterways

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Wide end first, too!

IRC: <Sponce> Will you judge me while you do that?

IRC: <Sponce> Because that's what really gets me off

IRC: <Videogamewonder> I will judge how perfect that cute ass of yours is.

IRC: <Sponce> Wow dude, no

IRC: <Sponce> No

IRC: <Sponce> Mean, not nice

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Bonus points for how much of the gavel can fit.

IRC: <Sponce> No, no bonus points

Gummy554: I can't judge you for being hit with a judge's gavel, I don't think.

Gummy554: I'm sorry I thought it over.

Gummy554: Sorry.

IRC: <Sponce> Why not?

IRC: <Swift> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=43QJHjDNV58&list=FLJOvdtmx3NJKBjJto2uRCug&NR=1

IRC: <^_^> YT -> TRAINSIMULATOR2012.mp4 - Views: 41221 - Rating: 4.9647264 - Duration: 00:01:36

Gummy554: Maybe I can try? OOoo, he's handling that with more noise than I would!

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry!

IRC: <kwulhu> ooooh

IRC: <kwulhu> now I know what I want to do

IRC: <kwulhu> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnM3eMh3Q8

IRC: <^_^> YT -> Fist of the North Star Full Movie - Views: 1347314 - Rating: 4.8404365 - Duration: 01:49:25

IRC: <Videogamewonder> !shoves gavel head first up sponce's tight, virgin asshole.

IRC: <Sponce> No, like you make a list of my characteristics and quantify their values

IRC: <kwulhu> >virgin

IRC: <kwulhu> lol

IRC: <Sponce> >

IRC: <Sponce> <>><>

IRC: <CaptChuckles> http://i.imgur.com/Vks0wDK.gif

IRC: <kwulhu> you're doing it wrong

IRC: <kwulhu> ><><><><

IRC: <Videogamewonder> !thrusts

IRC: <Sponce> <<<>>><<><<<>>><<><><<><

IRC: <Videogamewonder> U likin' dat, sxy boi?

IRC: <Sponce> Every time you give one of my characterists or traits or w/e a value, you must hit me with the gavel

IRC: <Videogamewonder> What was that you said? Deeper!? Dirty little boi.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> !deepah!

IRC: <Sponce> No, no, just please, no, stop, you're ruining my fantasy

IRC: <Videogamewonder> !twists

IRC: <Swift> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ei4PF5r4a0

IRC: <^_^> YT -> Farming Simulator 2013 Review - Views: 80637 - Rating: 4.9528594 - Duration: 00:02:22

IRC: <Sponce> This is not how it's supposed to go

IRC: <Sponce> Banana, banana

IRC: <Videogamewonder> I didn't tell you the safeword!

IRC: <Videogamewonder> DEEPER IT GOES!

IRC: <AJGatherer> r/longdistance's IRC chanel is depressingly quiet

IRC: <Sponce> No, just stop, I don't even have an erection anymore

IRC: <Videogamewonder> !shaft disappears in Sponce's ass.

IRC: <AJGatherer> it's kinda ironic how lonely it is there

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Oh shit...

IRC: <CaptChuckles> what is r/longdistance for?

IRC: <AJGatherer> long distance relationships

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Um... Sponce, please don't panic, but you have a gavel stuck in your asshole.

IRC: <CaptChuckles> that's sad

IRC: <Sponce> I'll just shit it out

IRC: <Videogamewonder> And it's REAL deep in there.

IRC: <AJGatherer> they're bittersweet :<

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Blocking any shit from coming out, within a few days, you will explode from fecal backup.

IRC: <Swift> https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=MG_aSi3_NbI&feature=endscreen

IRC: <^_^> YT -> Halo 4 Review - Views: 49911 - Rating: 4.9094768 - Duration: 00:01:11

IRC: <CaptChuckles> maybe I should subscribe ;_;

IRC: <Sponce> I don't feel judged at all

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IRC: <Videogamewonder> But you feel like a man, right?

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IRC: <Sponce> Not really, no

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Good, pain before pleasure.

IRC: <Sponce> Nah you're bad at fulfilling my fantasies

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Wait, I can probably still save you, I just hope you don't mind my forearm and maybe my elbow up your ass.

IRC: <Swift> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dho-FCabHsw

IRC: <^_^> YT -> Tomb Raider Review - Views: 36767 - Rating: 4.9644194 - Duration: 00:02:35

IRC: <Sponce> Nah that's kind of uncomfortable

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IRC: <Videogamewonder> Too bad, only way to save you from a case of literally explosive shits.

IRC: <Sponce> That's fine

IRC: <Videogamewonder> I could always surgically remove it, but I ain't got time for that.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Now bite this pillow.

IRC: <Sponce> Nigga u nasty

IRC: <Videogamewonder> !slowly inserts hand up Sponce's tight, no-longer-virgin asshole.

IRC: Sponce /me

IRC: <AJGatherer> http://seenly.com/GdwpZDCY.jpg

IRC: <AJGatherer> oddly relevant

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Hold on, I need to spread this out a bit.

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IRC: Videogamewonder opens hand, stretching Sponce's asshole

Pickled Octopus entered chat.

IRC: <RisenLM> do

Pickled Octopus: hai again

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Ah, that's better, stil tight.

IRC: <Sponce> This is illegal

IRC: <AJGatherer> you know you'll be jealous

IRC: <AJGatherer> oops wrong room

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Only in Jamacia, too bad we're in the wonderful land of canadia.

IRC: <kwulicorn> hi, PickledOctopus

IRC: <Sponce> But 12

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Fine, then, we're in Japan.

Pickled Octopus: Dammit

Pickled Octopus: you're kwulicorn again

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Now shut your mouth and open your asshole.

IRC: <kwulicorn> I'm waiting for kwulhu to leave

Pickled Octopus: Pfff

IRC: <kwulhu> ah

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Careful, careful...

IRC: <kwulhu> there we go

Pickled Octopus: I still vote Canadia

Pickled Octopus: lol

Pickled Octopus: who's the real kwulhu D:

IRC: <Sponce> I feel violated and upset

IRC: <kwulhu> I'm the only kwulhu

IRC: Videogamewonder thrusts fist in Sponce's ass

IRC: <Sponce> :c

IRC: <RisenLM> Nickserv is ded

Pickled Octopus: Are you santa kwu?

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Oh damn, I think I might have ruptured it.

IRC: <kwulhu> sure

IRC: <Videogamewonder> No matter.

IRC: <AJGatherer> Video, mind if I join you?

IRC: <kwulhu> I'm watching the manliest movie ever now

Pickled Octopus: :o

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Yes, shove your cock in sponce's mouth to make him stop his bitching.

IRC: <AJGatherer> Ok

IRC: <Sponce> :x

IRC: <AJGatherer> Sponce don't bite or I will cry.

IRC: <kwulhu> brb

IRC: <Videogamewonder> I'm only committing medical malpractice, nothing wrong with that.

IRC: AJGatherer shoves

IRC: Videogamewonder slowly moves arm deeper

IRC: CaptChuckles glances at the chat

IRC: <CaptChuckles> D:

IRC: <Sponce> I'm scared :(

IRC: <CaptChuckles> I am too

IRC: <Videogamewonder> AJ! You're supposed to keep your cock in his mouth!

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Did he bite you?

IRC: <AJGatherer> SORRY

IRC: <AJGatherer> no

IRC: AJGatherer puts it back

Pickled Octopus: :|

IRC: Videogamewonder moves arm back and forth

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Sorry, made a wrong term.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Probably like this too, perv.

IRC: <AJGatherer> probably

Pickled Octopus: This is something Swift would come up with, guys

IRC: <Videogamewonder> *turn

Pickled Octopus: knock it off

IRC: <AJGatherer> Some people are just messed up

IRC: <Swift> yep

Gummy554: Pickled don't be a hero.

Gummy554: this is happening.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Ah, there we are, I think I can feel the shaft.

Pickled Octopus: /)_-

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IRC: <Videogamewonder> Dammit, it moved deeper.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Sorry, Sponce.

IRC: <AJGatherer> Nope, you just grabbed me

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Wait!

IRC: <AJGatherer> You went a bit too far

IRC: <Videogamewonder> How did I...

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Definitely made a wrong turn.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Sorry again, Sponce.

IRC: <Sponce> There's only 1 option doe :(

IRC: <Videogamewonder> AJ. Forced oral rape. Now.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Put it back in.

IRC: <Sponce> Isn't that redundant?

IRC: AJGatherer shoves it down Sponce's throat

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Shut up sponce, I'm trying to save you.

IRC: <Sponce> This doesn't make sense

IRC: <AJGatherer> Let the man do his job

IRC: <AJGatherer> And stop talking around me

IRC: <Sponce> It stopped making sense 10 minutes ago

IRC: <AJGatherer> your teeth are making me uncomfortable

IRC: <RisenLM> ughhhh

IRC: <RisenLM> Gaaaaaaaabe

Gummy554: you mean all logic went out the window, as your heart was set afire,, ten minutes ago?

IRC: Videogamewonder moves down painfully slow-like.

Gummy554: that's what happened ten minutes ago. not what you said.

IRC: Videogamewonder tickles Sponce's colon.

Pickled Octopus entered chat.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Sorry, couldn't resist.

IRC: <Sponce> :

Gummy554: pickled octopus I have something for you http://i.imgur.com/uibYZkP.gif

Pickled Octopus: pfff

IRC: <Videogamewonder> We'll clean the semen up later, now, let's just focus on getting this gavel out.

Pickled Octopus: I've learned not to click links in this shithole

Gummy554: ouch

Pickled Octopus: :P

IRC: <Sponce> dang

Pickled Octopus: I'm being super edgy tonight!

Pickled Octopus: Is it working?

IRC: <Sponce> cuttin me bro

Pickled Octopus: liek how mch m i cutin u

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Wait, I think I feel it, unless it's AJ's cock again.

IRC: <AJGatherer> nope

Gummy554: nuf 2 make tear.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Alright, I found it, now gently...

IRC: <Sponce> be a bit more illegible

Pickled Octopus: dam bro i didn wanna maek u cry

Gummy554: c>

IRC: Videogamewonder grabs the gavel and quickly pulls.

Pickled Octopus: k il tyr 2 b a bit moer ilgelibl

Larsen1337: 3edgy5me

IRC: <Sponce> Nope I can still read it

IRC: <Videogamewonder> Okay, the shaft's out.

IRC: <AJGatherer> Ok, good

Pickled Octopus: wl htn fk u

IRC: <Videogamewonder> But I think the head's still in there.

IRC: <Sponce> nope I can still understand

IRC: <Videogamewonder> All I have is a shaft and nothing else.

IRC: <Videogamewonder> But I think he can at least shit that out.

IRC: <RisenLM> derram pls