Soft Phallus: John Kerry, Who Is Like 70 Years Old, Brings Around The Extremely Ancient James Taylor to Play One of His PBS Fundraiser Anthems for the French

17 of your countrymen slaughtered like pigs in a terrorist murder spree?

I got just the thing: Aging Boomer Nostalgia.

.@JohnKerry brings James Taylor to Paris news conference to play "You've Got a Friend" - message to French after U.S no-shows last week — Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) January 16, 2015





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Behold the embarrassment of boomers:

In related news, Vladimir Putin just invaded Greece, because, "What the hell."