“All right, this is completely true: Bernie does have a video that came out from 30 years ago, all right? It’s true, he does! Where he said in the video he thinks a woman could be elected president. Then again, we can’t really know if this was recorded 30 years ago, because the guy has looked the same his entire life. Like, for all we know, maybe every time Bernie gets in trouble he just records a new video and makes it look old, you know?” — TREVOR NOAH

“Yes, if you want to see Bernie say nice things about female presidential candidates, go to YouTube. If you want to see his supporters saying terrible things about them, go to the comments section.” — STEPHEN COLBERT



“In his defense, back in 1919, Bernie Sanders was one of the first senators to support a woman’s right to vote.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I’m surprised Bernie said that to Warren. You think he would have learned his lesson after he said the same thing to Cleopatra.” — JIMMY FALLON

“But this is a rare and unexpected rift between the senators. They’re usually on the same page. I mean, up until now, Bernie and Elizabeth Warren have spent just about every debate looking like a married couple at a diner complaining that their soup isn’t hot enough.” — JIMMY KIMMEL