People from all over the world read, Tuesday’s Top 10 – Dressage judge comments scribes were NOT allowed to write.

Many of our readers shared comments that HAVE actually made it onto dressage tests, Dressage judge comments scribes did write, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 and Part 10.

There have been so many colourful dressage judge comments, we have enough gems for a series.

The dressage judges who let their scribes write these comments, certainly were not sugarcoating anything. Thank-you to all the riders who shared these hilarious, real life comments. Despite what a judge writes on your test, this phase of Eventing remains interesting when the unexpected happens. Thank you to all the good sports who are sharing some of their most humiliating dressage moments with a sense of humour.

Here are the top 22 dressage judge comments scribes were allowed to write:

“Dangerously high head carriage.”

– Nicki Cook

“Erratic steering”

written on an 8-year-old’s Intro A test – Daisy Frank’s mom

“Get a bigger whip.”

– Tammy Rose

“She looks like a hunter/jumper who woke up this morning and said, I’ll think I’ll ride dressage today.”

– Ann Switalski

“Your horse would be much more supple if you had the hips of an 18-year-old.”

Written on my 54-year-old partner’s test – Derek Jackson

“WTF was that?”

– Romana Jensen

“Disturbing hands.”

– Mireya Hooper

“Survival mode.”

– Janet Buckner

“Possibly the fastest dressage test ever ridden.”

– KelsyJo Hyvonen-Konkright

“Do not show after 6 months gestation.”

About my 25-year-old, not pregnant mare. She lived on 10 acres of grass at the time and was extra fluffy. – Kim Morreira

“Looks like a wind-up toy.”

In response to my tight backed quarter pony that I was trying to keep a lid on throughout our test. -Kile Townsend

“Please remove your phone from your boot.”

– Kelly Dunning

“For a properly trained horse, pig and turkey mating should not bother. Please desensitize!!!”

– Cheryl Figures

“Don’t give up… Get help!”

– Lucile R. Flournoy

“Horse should be pulling a milk cart.”

– Amy Levine

“Rider sadly no more than a passenger.”

– Rohena Armstrong

“Erection not required at this level.”

My stallion was admiring a mare during his test – Cynthia Spalding

“It must be like riding a snake.”

– Kathleen Wilson

“Very supple, almost as if each leg is doing a different test.”

– Dan Morgan

“No extra points for running over the chicken.”

– Dawn Fox

“You look like you might be late for a train”

– Christian Eagles

“That’s the biggest 10 metre circle I’ve ever seen.”

– Suzanna Curtis

If a judge made a colourful comment on your test please email us.

Check out more of Tuesday’s Top 10 for more horsey humour.