(I’m on a road trip with my boyfriend to visit his sister. We’re playing a game where we punch each other every time we see an out of state license plate. He’s currently winning.)

Boyfriend: “California!” *punches me*

Me: “Ow!” *pouts* “I don’t wanna play anymore. You’re mean!”

Boyfriend: “You’re going to tattle to [sister] on me, aren’t you?”

Me: “I’ll say ‘Oh, [Sister]! [Boyfriend] is so abusive! He’s been punching me this whole—ooh, IDAHO!” *punches*