I did actually get the chance to see this game the other day. My brother in-law put it in and I was curious to see how bad it really was. I thought I could get a few ironic moments of pleasure from it. Well, It is that bad. I could only stand it for a few seconds. Watching my 8 year old trying to do math is more entertaining. I’d even go as far as to say the game, even now, is insulting. Every ill-placed pixel and uninspired, “bleep” and or “bloop” is essentially a middle finger to everyone who unwittingly wanders into its web. As we all know, time holds no sway of that gesture.

P.S. Some filmmakers plan to unearth the unwanted copies of the game that were buried in the New Mexico desert. You can see an article about it HERE.

E.T. Fuck You,

Javis