I guess it’s sort of appropriate that EVA Air has announced today that they will once again start flying Hello Kitty planes since this is the time of the year when things that you thought were long dead come back to life in order to both haunt you and eat your brain (something that the evil feline seems quite adept at doing). Yes, there will be a Hello Kitty plane once again to torture all those that have the unfortunate curse of actually knowing a fanatic that would think this is a good thing. Supposedly there are going to be 3 different Hello Kitty airplanes (just to increase the pain to the next level) that will be based out of the place that also gives the world the Hello Kitty airport, although Eva Air unveiled only this Hello Kitty plane pattern today:

As with the previous Hello Kitty airline campaign, the outside, inside, and many of the on-board accessories (boarding passes, napkins, baggage tags, flight attendant aprons) of the planes will be decked out with Hello Kitty which should give all military forces across the world a tempting target. The only possible good that might come out of this terrifying news is the return of the Hello Kitty barf bag since they will once again be in great demand…

Sent in by noami