My gifter knew - heck, we all know - they're listening. But one thing you cannot do is wiretap the tardis. How could you?

First of all, it's not running on Microsoft software. A BSOD would just be too difficult to notice.

Second, it doesn't even exist in the same space and time as the NSA half the time. What does THAT tell you?

Third, it's way too big on the inside to bug.

So my gifter combined my love of beer, and my love of not being wiretapped to form an awesome gift that works when it's full of beer (kind of like me).

To my gifter, I raise a glass of my Saazon Ace saison, drink merrily, and speak freely of my love of Betty White and Paula Dean without fear that the NSA knows my dirty secret. Cheers!