Today when I woke up and came to the balcony, like all other Delhiites, I was welcomed by smog rather than sun. As I started to think what would clear the air, I realized that the main problem is, the smoke doesn’t affect our smart phones. Seriously!!!! Just imagine what would happen if our smart phones start to switch off, unable to function in the smoke.

The government would panic “Why isn’t my WhatsApp propaganda penetrating???” Google and Facebook would go “WHERE IS MY DATA???” People would join in streets and revolt “I invested a lot on this phone, why isn’t this working?? It’s my right to have a working mobile.” It would be an enforced “No Nut November”. There would be no Instagram and people would not know what to do with food. Social media is gone, and people will not know what to do with their lives. Data doctors (who will shortly be our doctors) would soon diagnose the disease. They will come up with a way to revive the phones, and just in case, the humans start to die, and dat…