I mean, I think we all know he’d be the one who brought the gold.

Wise Man 1: So what’d you bring the Christ Child?

Crowley: Gold. You know, that way Mary and Joseph can buy…I dunno, whatever it is babies need. Baby…stuff. Or whatever. What’d you bring?

Wise Man 1, mumbling: P…perfume…

Crowley: What…? Ok… What about you, what’d you bring?

Wise Man 2: Oh I uh… You know. A different kind of um…perfume.

Crowley: …

Wise Man 1 & 2: BABIES SMELL BAD, OK??? EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

Crowley: Satan, give me strength