The light turns on at the end of the night, you see the sweat stains of your formerly attractive dance partner, smell the stale beer and alcopops hitting your nostrils while your shoes stick to the floor.

Rumes Nightclub in Preston seem to have decided to honestly portray the local nightclub experience in a promo for their new night by the ‘Bounce by the ounce crew’.

We’ve all seen this guy before, the soul of the party sweating ounces while he bounces:

Bounce by the Ounce might not be the most glamorous club night, but it does have some serious positives to advertise.




Firstly, it seems to appeal to partygoers from their teens to their twilight years, inclusivity is always a plus.

Secondly, there seems plenty of dance floor space to bust out your moves and no one likes to be crowded in.

Whether this legend is enjoying himself is not exactly clear but he does seem to feel able to fully let go, which has got be good: