That I why I bought a gun. Reply

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That scenario pictured there? Is just ripe for the guy to smash open the door, grab her damned gun, and then shoot her with it. She'd be better off with not opening the freaking door before she knows who it is. Dumbass. Reply

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IT'S A TRAP!



.. oh, you said tramp. Reply

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Advertising doesn't change much, does it? (and keep the door closed, idiot.)



Too bad she doesn't have a barking dog instead. Reply

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Or you could look through the peephole. Reply

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... and if you don't have a peephole, you can put that new gun to use and make one real quick, the Iver Johnson way. Reply

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How come she didn't ask who it was? Reply

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she just felt like shooting some fucker!!! Reply

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I hate those damn telegrams! Reply

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"I . . . am . . . your singing telegram!" Reply

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It's such a shame that nobody had thought to develop the peephole. Reply

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Aw, man, this is the unfunniest knock knock joke I've ever seen... Reply

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Selling guns to women in 1910 was probably extremely progressive by that era's standards.



Also this ad is badass. Reply

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She's totally hot, no? I love her flippy little hairdo, and that peignoir! Rawr! Reply

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Maybe there's a guy at her door at that hour of the night because SHE'S a tramp. Reply

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This comment wins. Reply

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If it's a telegram, I feel sorry for the person delivering said telegram.



I hope she knows how to use that gun, and I'm not saying that just because she's female. If a person is going to own a gun, they had better know how to use it rather than just hoping that whoever at the door sees the gun and is going to be intimidated enough to scram. Reply

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"Who's there?"



"Candygram."



"...."



"Land shark."



BLAM BLAM BLAM! Reply

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I LOL'd for real. Reply

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