ot but this stupid bitch I can't seem to get rid of, aka my "best friend" is moving in with me tomorrow because her sorry ass can't hold down a job and I am sooo dreading it. All she ever does is jack off with her BF on webcam and dirt up dishes...I've been to her apt and it is a complete pig sty, there's nothing but dog shit and trash everywhere and I think she's probably on drugs of some sort, maybe just pain pills, but the details on why she keeps getting fired are pretty sketchy. I don't want her in my place but I feel bad because no one else wants the taintstain on their property.

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is her bf me

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I don't know, but she seems like the type to have a bf named precum.

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Damn girl if you hate her that much, you shouldn't let her move in with you. It'll just get worse.



and if she's your "best friend" then holy shit

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lol you're such a good best friend

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You need to cut her loose. You keep letting her walk all over you, things will only get worse.

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Why didn't you just tell her no? She's not your responsibility.

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just put up with her so you can steal her pills

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When she moves, tell her it's only for like, 2 weeks max. You can't have that kind of person in your place! You ain't her moma.

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Hi Rebecca, did you forget I had a livejournal?

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fun

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don't let her. don't feel guilty.

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Fuck this bitch

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this is the craziest fucking thread i've ever stumbled upon. show ur daddy what that bitch has to say and see if he still let's her in on the moniez

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Wow, you sure go through extreme measures to get attention.



Earlier you were a weak minded nobody who thought women should be submissive to men and now you are some grade A bitch who just so happens to post something on LJ and not even 10 minutes later your "BFF" find it and starts some battle of words with you online.



Bravo. Good show.

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This whole thread is like live theater. I don't even care if it's just one person switching accounts.

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Shit just got real. Good for you bb for standing up for yourself and telling her how you feel.



You won't have to worry about her moving in with you now.

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lmao are u kin to that girl that was batshit insane about her boyfriend and came to talk to ONTD about it but only ended up being a troll account? hmmm

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i don't even care if both of you are the same person this is awesome



this shit's going in my memories

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i'm hoping you accidentally reply to yourself with the wrong account tbh. but lol irl at all of this. it's times like this that i miss FYONTD because i feel so sad that lots of people will miss this whole amazing ordeal.

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omg this is the best thread ever.



please read onmymouth's info page, her Bio is one lulz on top of the other. it's like a long list of petty shit she "hates," then some completely hilarious back-patting for being "independent" and more bullshit about not regretting anything. re-evaluate your life babydoll



"I have my bartending certificate"



yeah keep dreaming big there, suzie Q

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Hilarious troll(s) is(are?) hilarious - thanks for being so entertaining!

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Oh my god I just read this whole fucking thread and I'm dying. I don't even care if it's real or not.

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ilu girl.



This has been an incredible thread. Ty

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so how about that fantasia.

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LOL congrats on your midnight showing of "Batshit Crazy" theater, starring you and your fellow troll.

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omfg this is ridiculous

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dude why are u letting her move in



dont be codependent plz u sound like my mother

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Obvious, you and your' best friend' are trolls. Onmymouth is a known troll on ONTD and I wouldn't be suprised if she/he were you.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...H A.



You are a sad and pathetic person and so is your "friend" aka other troll account.

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WHY THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS OMG

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THIS THREAD. . . LOL'ING FOREVER AND EVER AMEN

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Rebecca! You need some real friends. Ditch this ho now!

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posting in epic thread, i don't care if it was a troll or not, this was entertaining

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i'm just posting here because this is just too good and i want to be part of it

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o m g

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IT'S FUCKING DECEMBER AND THIS POST STILL OWNS

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OMFG WHAT HAPPENS NEXT





MAY 10TH ROFL HERE, GIVE ME LIFE

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LMAO This was mother fucking brilliant tbh. GJ

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this whole thread is amazing.

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exemplary trolling tbqh

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girl grow a damn backbone and do something about it instead of writing about it on ontd!!!!!

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is there a record for, like....oldest...longest thread? or something? ykwim?



idk, just here cuz im drunk and there was a fantasia post <3



8-1-11

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SO? What happened? Did she move in?!!!

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Update please.

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IT'S AUGUST 1ST 2011, STILL THE BEST THREAD EVER!

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ugh. i've come close to doing that for "friends" that are messes/not in a good place and i just thought do i really want to be another step down in their life? cos really you would be. they're going to use you as an excuse, use your friendship as an excuse, dredge up every sordid detail from your past to use against you, emotionally blackmail you, maybe even start stealing your shit and freeloading off you... good for you for putting your foot down. some people need to learn their hard lessons on their own, stop avoiding their responsibilities and spreading their misery... seriously, you'll probably see her go through even tougher times but she'll have to realize that it's no one else's responsibility. tough love!

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Dear Rebecca, I'm writing you from the future. Ditch your best friend and write a song about Friday. It'll be a huge hit. I promise.



-Jess Stevens

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September 17th 2011 ~NEVA 4GET~

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September 19, 2011. :'). Still one of the best posts of all time. OF ALL TIME!

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Oct. 5th and this is still fucking hilarious!

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STILL LEGENDARY



10-6-11

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So it's been a year and a few months now... how'd the house warming party go?

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October 10th, 2011 and this is still hilarious to me.

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October 11, 2011 and still LOLING FOREVER!

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november 10, 2011!!! read this 5 times now, still lol'ing, tbh!!!!!

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DECEMBER 2011



muip



DECEMBER 2011wuz here

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lmfao this thread is like ontd yearbook



dec 12th 2011~*

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Dec 17th 2011 bitches!

Golden

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Dec 18th, bookmarked lmao

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Jan 8 2012.

still the most epic thing ever.

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Just saw this for the first time January 14 2012 :O

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i never realized ppl still commented on here lmao



1/22/12

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omg I haven't looked at this since that day, I can't believe I haven't checked back in almost two years... glorious. Best troll ever. A+



1/22/2012





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february 23rd and i'm rereading this shit and still rofling.

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2/24/2012. Thanks for the link ontd!

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ah march 18th.

still comedy gold.

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April 22, 2012

just making my mark on this historic post, don't mind me

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5/28/12



never forget

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obv fake, but ily for it anyway.

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omg i remember reading this shit when it was happening

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tardy to the party ... but LOL IRL



6/16/12

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How does this post not have the epic post tag, this shit still kills me 2 years later.

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Nice



There's a reason for mylj note for you



Tryharder btw





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27th of june 2012:') had to see this again. Realized I never commented.





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Lord, I can't believe this was two years ago. It still cracks my shit up.

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NEVER, NEVER FORGET !!!!

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agh how did i miss this

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totally at peace with the world ending tomorrow now that i've read this 1000% flawfree thread omg

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I survived the Mayan calendar and this thread will stay around with the cockroaches.



Gosh, I needed to laugh because of the shit that went down.

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12/26/2012 still best thread ever

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12/28/12 and this thread still owns! I saw it on tumblr and could not resist.

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why are there so many comments saying what day they visited



WE CAN SEE THE TIMESTAMPS Y'ALL

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I'm so glad someone linked this to me, it is amazing.

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commenting on ONTD history rn

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wow

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HERE TO LEAVE MY MARK

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this thread is the wellspring of ONTD life.



may it flow forever, amen!

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Finally found the link to this ♥

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omg at this thread still going. bless

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Well this was an entertaining bedtime story

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i have no words rn

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december 31, 2012!!!

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almost to 2013, and this is still gold.

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this thread is so beautiful. thank you, ontd.

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I just got linked to this post and I'm just....so, so sad that I missed it when it all happened.

But all the time stamps are cracking me the fuck up.

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freaking 14 Jan 2013, can't believe i let this pass.

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17/01/2013.





epicness lmao.

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february 5th 2013 and this is still getting linked. <3

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I'm just checking in again



2/5/2013

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February 14th, 2013.



Spending Valentines day in Psych class and blessing this post because whether it's real or fake, it's getting me through 3 hours of pointless lecture.

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2/14/13 checking back abd laughing my ass at this once again

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why is this is the first time I have ever seen this?!



pure, amazing.

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ahahahah this is wonderful



In the spirit of this very yearbook-like post:



You rock, ONTD. Dont ever change.



XOXO

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What happens if Livejournal decides to shut up shop, do we lose this glorious part of history?



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OMG this just made my week.

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Shit is still amazing 3 years later. March 24, 2013.

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Just read this and I loved it 04/08/2013

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Still relevant!

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this gave me so much life

EPIC

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heard about this thread for years, finally got around to reading it. fake or not it still brought the lulz. A+ tbh.

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8/11/13



making my pilgrimage to this epic post

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Leaving a date stamp: August 24, 2013

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saw a really poor attempt at coordinated two-person trolling tonight, so i thought i'd pay this thread a visit.

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OMFG



The wannabe aztec could never <3

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still the best ontd post ive ever seen

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December 2013



You rock, don't ever change.

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Happy New Year! January 1st, 2014 and this shit is still hilarious!

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I love how there's not one comment about Fantasia's album. lol Almost 4 years later and this post is still glorious.

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do u have an update as of feb 17, 2014??????

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Honoring this post again on March 28, 2014.

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3/28/14

bookmarked this glorious post

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Leaving my mark since I never did the last time.

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Commenting for the first time on this legendary post.

still amazing ~4 years later tbh

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This immortal thread yaaasss

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June 2014 and this still delivers.

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Damn. I want to know how it all ended.

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I just got linked to this post again. Lmao. It's still beautiful.

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This thread is glorious.



I'm so happy someone linked me to it.

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Legendary post

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09/02/14



bless this post.

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i feel like this post is some sort of tree that ontd members scratch their initials on.





now it's my turn!

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4 years later and this is still fucking incredible.

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23 September 2014, here from http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/91238870.html#comments lmao

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nnnnn not me being 4 years late



what kinda JUICY mess?



lemme read on

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Here to leave a comment

and wonder if any of this two accounts had been active since.



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Nov 23, 2014:

i love this post.

gimmemore.mp3

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Commenting and being a part of history!



EVERYONE IS DAD

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Leaving the first mark of 2015 in this incredible thread.

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Feb 26 2015 I will never let this thread go

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christ let me leave my mark in this glorious, glorious thread

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I think we need a birthday post for this post this summer, five years old already <3

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Well I'm not leaving here without commenting!

3/5/2015

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march 19, 2015...just had to be apart of this glorious thread, ontd history. bless.



Edited at 2015-03-19 06:47 pm (UTC)

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This never gets old lmfao April 3, 2015!

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leaving my mark on ontd history

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26 June 2015 lmao

this is still hilarious

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Sad that this was fake, but I still love it. OP, you may have been a troll, but my god did you entertain us. 5 years later and you are still iconic.

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7/30/15



amazing

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someone commented about this post again and it's still funny lol

let me leave my mark here on ontd history



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this is literally the first time I've read this thread, and I've been on ONTD since 2009 wtf. LET THIS THREAD NEVER DIE

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the first comment of August 2015!

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never 4get

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vaya con dios

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I feel like I'm signing the Berlin wall by replying to this.

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I love thinking about how Rebecca is still getting notification emails 5 year later reminding her of this dark moment in her online past.



Here's to another 5 tbh

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Happy 2016 to this amazing thread, even if it's all trolling

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Feb 5th, 2016 Hiii got linked in a random post ;-;

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I need to add my name to this amazingness.



2-5-16

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Adding my name to this legendary post and thread! Silly, I know, but I can't resist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Beat_it_nerd woz here 06/02/2016

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Edited at 2016-05-07 05:51 am (UTC) May 7,2016

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can't believe it's been 6yrs already!

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goddamn. I've seen the rebecca quote many a times on ontd but never actually read the source material until now, that was a trip.

dying over the fact that this went down in a Fantasia post, its truly her legacy

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Congrats, this post made it into Best of ONTD six years later!



Can you update us on the situation? Did she ever move in? Is she now your stepmum? Is she in jail? Is she dead? TELL US.

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Checking in July 2016!

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OH GOD DEC 2016

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it's almost feb '17. the people need to know. you're apocrypha, rebecca. we crave updates.

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march 2017 checking in here ty reddit

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summer 2017!

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September 2017 just checking in

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god bless rebecca and ashley

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This was a moment in #herstory

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lmao here to pay my respects to an important part of ONTD lore

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So did you guys ever move in together?

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7 years later and still no epic post tag, mods...

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damn we just passed the 8th anniversary of this iconic thread

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August 2018 and here I am wondering if she moved in.



I certainly hope not.



LOL

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Jan 6th 2019

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june 2019!

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