"There's a darkness inside you, and you can bury it deep in burritos as big as your head, but someday soon, that darkness is gonna come out, and when it does, I want you to call me."

Ahhh, right in the feels, Secret Santa, right where it hurts. And timed to arrive after the first day of work. References and encouragement from my dark beloved television program, Bojack Horseman, the happiest epitome of depression on television.

I'm gonna take a shower so I can't tell if I'm crying.