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Angry elder Joel Benjamin was well and truly pissed off.

So cops say the 71-year-old Florida man used a water pistol loaded with his own pee and squirted his female neighbour in the face.

He was convicted of battery but will serve just a month in jail.

Bladder-busting Benjamin entered a no-contest plea during a court appearance.

He was sentenced to 30 days in jail and one-year probation that kicks off when he’s released from the Pinellas County Jail, The Smoking Gun reports.

In addition, he was fined $1,000 and is under orders to have no contact with his 50-year-old victim who was blasted with pee in April while walking her dog.

Benjamin reportedly approached the woman and “pulled out a water gun that contained his own urine” and squirted her “several times.”

He told The Smoking Gun : “I lost my f—ing temper and shot her in the face with my squirt gun filled with piss.”

Benjamin added it was an “egregious thing to do”.

But… and it’s a big but, the woman was spying on him as part of a deep state surveillance campaign against him.

He reportedly told cops he would “do it again”.

Victim and perp live in the same Gulfport housing complex.

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