Phish concerts are about a lot of things -- great jams, good people, and balloons filled with helium, which make you laugh uncontrollably for about 60 to 90 seconds, because everyone's voice sounds super funny. That's why they're all laughing, right?!?

And in the hours before and after the show on Shakedowns across the country, they're also about the wholly unique cuisine subset known as parking lot food. We sent an intrepid show-goer to last weekend's show at Saratoga Performing Arts Center to eat everything in sight, and then very professionally rank it all before the helium kicked in.