I was in attendance in Laguna ready to speak out against open borders and the consequence was a beating at the hands of the resistance crowd popularized by anti-Trump sentiment. My “stunt” is reasoning, my “tricks” are persuasion. In 2017, fact and reasoning is a justification of violence especially when it looks as good as I did in Laguna Beach.

I knew things would get worse from there and the fact that I was dressed for one of my GOP events and not for a socialist rebellion was even more concerning. I couldn’t back down. After all I skipped making an appearance to troll protesters at UTR with Baked Alaska to sponsor an event organized by Maxine Water’s strongest challenger (Edwin Duterte) and I was feeling like quite the cuck watching Baked Alaska lay his life out on the line for American values while I posed for photo ops with cougars on the coast.

I took a punch for Trump in Laguna Beach. Not because I had to, but because I wanted to expose to the nation how violent leftist agitators are.