This Suit Changed My Life...

This suit gave me the confidence and pride to stand tall and believe in myself. When Mother yells at me to get out of the basement and find a job, I finally have the courage to stand up to her. When she tells me grown adult men don't have Pokemon cards and Hot Pocket wrappers laying around the bedroom floor, I stand up straight, clench my fists, puff out my chest and yell, "Not today, Mother!!! Not today"! Because of this suit, I can now say with complete certainty that I am a winner!