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Aides tell Alberta Premier Jason Kenney things aren't going well

00:00 - 00:03 When Greta Thunberg visits, she gets huge crowds.

00:04 - 00:05 Independent reporters like

00:05 - 00:07 Andrew Nikiforuk are making people

00:08 - 00:12 think for themselves.Blaming Trudeau for everything doesn't work any more.

00:12 - 00:15 Smart people know the oil price is down because of market factors.

00:17 - 00:19 My Energy War Room, with blogs

00:19 - 00:21 sexy Instagram posts, dance videos on Tik Tok

00:24 - 00:26 Mr. Premier, the Energy War Room...

00:27 - 00:28 the Energy War Room.

00:31 - 00:33 The Energy War Room has only produced 1 commentary

00:34 - 00:36 In fact, we don't even have a logo yet.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone leave, except Savage, Nixon, Olsen & Wolf

01:13 - 01:15 What the f**k? We don't have a logo yet?

01:15 - 01:17 What the f**k have they done with $30 million?

01:18 - 01:23 They were supposed to shut up that Swedish girl!

01:25 - 01:28 Are you all idiots incapable of original thought?

01:29 - 01:31 Give me a f**king crayon!

01:31 - 01:34 I'll create my own logo!

01:34 - 01:37 I'm serious! Get me a f**king crayon!

01:37 - 01:40 This isn't brain surgery!

01:40 - 01:42 Mr. Premier, you can't draft the logo!

01:42 - 01:46 I've heard you aren't a good artist!

01:46 - 01:48 Your talent is spinning lies, not drawing!

01:48 - 01:52 Stop this crazy talk!

01:53 - 01:54 Let me try, damn it!

01:56 - 01:57 I'm a better artistic genius!

01:57 - 02:00 I can find something on Google!

02:00 - 02:03 I just need a crayon to fix this mess!

02:04 - 02:08 My logo will last 1000 years! All for the glory of our Alberta Reich!

02:08 - 02:13 What the f**k do they teach art students these days?

02:14 - 02:16 4 years in art college to learn what?

02:17 - 02:21 How to roll a tight doobie or master beer pong?

02:27 - 02:29 I will create the f**king logo myself!

02:30 - 02:34 Don't spend a cent more until I come up with a logo!

02:34 - 02:36 Then put it on an empty oil drum.

02:41 - 02:42 I will wear the drum and

02:43 - 02:47 dance sexily on TikTok. The vid will go viral.

02:48 - 02:53 Then the world will beg for our oil.

02:54 - 02:56 All my life, I've been misunderstood.

02:56 - 02:59 Never seeing my genius.

03:00 - 03:02 Never knowing the sacrifices I've made.

03:04 - 03:07 The jokes behind my back. Look, the 50 year old virgin!

03:14 - 03:16 The gang that can't shoot straight!

03:19 - 03:23 I'm sick of it all! I'm sick of hearing that Europe is going green!

03:25 - 03:26 If I see that Greta....

03:31 - 03:33 one more time, my head will explode!

03:40 - 03:46 I've had it with foreign press! To hell with Tyee, Progress Media and the rest!

03:46 - 03:49 They're lucky this isn't Russia.