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00:00 - 00:05 My Fuhrer we've received an updated track on your vapemail

00:05 - 00:07 And will be delivered to the postal offices here and here.

00:08 - 00:12 You'll have your batteries and your charger

00:12 - 00:15 before the weekend

00:17 - 00:22 Good, Any news on my FastTech order from China?

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 The status...

00:31 - 00:33 The status still hasnt changed

00:34 - 00:36 The status description is still "opening"

00:53 - 00:58 Can every cigarette smoker, pipe smoker, or any of you who dont rebuild your own atomizers please leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEIR POSTAL SERVICE!

01:15 - 01:17 I placed that order over three weeks ago!

01:18 - 01:23 People say they get their orders in a week!

01:25 - 01:28 It took them 7 days just begin updating the order

01:29 - 01:31 and another 5 to pack 3 items

01:31 - 01:34 FastTech is the reason we're losing this war

01:34 - 01:40 I've hadnt had a good vape in five weeks and my nicotine abstinence is raging!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir if you would only try a patch

01:42 - 01:46 PATCHES are for pussies! I need 24mg

01:46 - 01:48 My Fuhrer what about some nicotine gum?

01:48 - 01:52 I wont support the disgusting pharmaceutical companies!

01:53 - 01:54 It's a lobby cartel!

01:56 - 01:57 I smoked cigarettes for 20 years!

01:57 - 02:00 and finally i managed to quit

02:00 - 02:03 no longer do i need to smell like an ashtray

02:04 - 02:08 Finally i can breath like a normal person

02:08 - 02:13 and walk a set of stairs

02:14 - 02:16 without getting runners high

02:17 - 02:21 Next you'll tell me to use an Ego battery just like Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 I can always use my Mvp though

02:30 - 02:34 It's never failed me, but still its a mere 11W

02:34 - 02:36 I just wanted 50 W

02:41 - 02:42 I should have known....

02:43 - 02:47 That FREE shipping was too GOOD to be true

02:48 - 02:53 I cant believe it's taken me this long to realize this.

02:54 - 02:56 Dont get me started on the shipping rates from the US

02:56 - 02:59 50 Dollars for standard?!?

03:00 - 03:02 and the express rate is over a 100!!!

03:04 - 03:07 Dont worry, the update tracking is probably just FUBAR

03:14 - 03:16 It doesnt matter anymore

03:19 - 03:23 I just wish i could find the person who

03:25 - 03:26 stole my Vamo

03:31 - 03:33 and my Cloupor

03:40 - 03:46 I wonder what will happen to all my Ejuice

03:46 - 03:49 some of it had steeped to its perfect potential