I’ve mentioned that I love the heck outta Halloween but it really is difficult for me to even enter a Halloween store. I mean, just the pictures on all the sexy costume packages are enough to tighten my pantaloons. Not to mention the fact that the “dressing room” area, only obscures those who are changing in and out of sexy outfits by some tattered transparent fabric. I feel it’s intentional.

Mario, I KNOW I’m not the only one with a Mario fantasy…am I?

Merry Friday,

Javis