I don’t know about you, but i awaken each day with fresh anticipation as to what huge and complex social problem will be solved by rich celebrities on Twitter, or by virtue signalling politicians. I can barely contain my excitement at witnessing their magic.

With Alyssa Milano taking a break this week from deciding bushfires in California are a brand new thing and caused by a single variable, and that variable is the President, the world was required to turn to effeminate boob and Virtue Signalling first-ballot Hall of Famer, Justin Trudeau, for guidance.

Trudeau was telling the G-20 Business Leaders’ Task Force of his government’s wonderful new invention: how they use something he decided is called a “gender lens” in all planning because “every government decision can have an impact on women in a positive or negative way.”

You might say, “What does a gender lens have to do with building this new highway or this new pipeline?” Well, there are impacts when you bring construction workers into a rural area — there are social impacts because they are mostly male construction workers. How are you adjusting or adapting to those?

Now, I know you think I made that up. Nope. Take it away, JT:

Trudeau in Argentina says there are “social” impacts of bringing male construction workers to rural areas 🤔 pic.twitter.com/cxLJ86ybjy — Canadabuster (@Canadabuster) November 29, 2018

The Trudeau Interpreter Function laid that out for those of you who don’t speak SJW:

Now, as Canadians will tell you, if you’re a fan of Trudeau, much like Strictly Come Dancing, you’re likely a fan of cock or cats, but not both. Justin is getting a lot of mockery from people on social media, and by you right now, and it’s just unfair.

What these young male labourers should be doing, instead of uprooting themselves to far-flung frozen tundras in an attempt to improve the lives of them and/or their families, is using their trust funds to stay in University into their late 20s, learning to dance badly and getting drunk, before spending their lives funded by the public tit.

Why can’t they just do that?

Now – and hear me out here – the fact that rural manual labour and construction jobs are undertaken mostly by men ipso facto means there’s a problem with them, and obviously that problem must not only be men, but be caused by men.

You or I would not be able to spot that problem on our own. We, idiots that we are, would think, “Boy, I admire what Bob is doing there, moving to Bumfuck Quebec for two years so that he can afford the house for his young family after Canadian city property prices went up 1000% in five years. It’s dirty work, dangerous, and he’ll barely see his family. Hell of a sacrifice.”

But we’re not looking at it through the GENDER LENS.

The moderator of that nonsensical panel claimed Trudeau “needs no introduction” because “there is no bigger champion on gender equality in the world today than Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and equally there’s no bigger inspiration.”

He might be saying that because, political leanings aside, Trudeau has the appearance and physique of most men who sit in the corner of “please bang my wife” videos.

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