Okay from the contest I liked the first one most - the only one that caused me to smile.And the one with Cadence has some nice dark humour implied, even though I don't know how she ended up doing that job.In terms of yours and VoidChicken's I like the......2nd as it's absolutely accurate....4th sounds like a slice of life story and the problems that occur while a changeling tries to be amongst ponies. Good excuse and reason....5th because Berzie isn'tstupid and reasonable....6th, well, an innocent answer that is derived from something that isn't considered as innocent in general.