This amazing anonymous redditor (unless I missed a name somewhere) sent an astounding collection of goodies for which I am very grateful.

First of all this kind sir and/or madam sent me alcohol. Two bottles of Great Lakes Brewing Christmas Ale. How can you possibly go wrong with tasty beer?

Then this well thinking redditor included a mug. It is an absolutely perfect mug because it has a molecular diagram of caffeine on it and is large enough to take the entire contents of my ingenuitea (as seen in the photo). This is almost better than the beer, but of course almost doesn't count.

To top that off this brilliant redditor sent a Lenovo wireless keypad mouse combo. This is truly perfect as I've been looking for something that will work with my WD live hub and this does. Are you psychic anonymous redditor? If you don't think that you are you really ought to try your skills as you may be surprised...

You would think that would be enough, BUT NO! There is still more!

I am now the proud owner of bacon band aids. I will have to be careful with these as my girlfriend may try to eat my finger if one of these is on it at the time, but again the timing of this gift is spectacular. After a hiatus of several months I am now returning to climbing and starting brazilian jiu jitsu classes. Both of these are great ways to get nicks and scratches which these band aids will protect with excellent style and bacony goodness.

And yet the list goes on! Portuguese lightly smoked sardines in hot sauce! Alton Brown has gotten me into the habit of sardines with avocado on toasted rye (delicious if you haven't tried it). How can a hot sauce version of this not be good? It can't is the answer.

Last (but most certainly not least) is a super fun assortment of laminated geekery. This ranges from the classic XKCD "Sudo make me a sandwich" to some wonderful Dilbert strips, a dual sided beer reference chart, and a velociraptor incident sign (which I promise will be hanging in my workplace tomorrow).

Anonymous redditor, you are the Bee's knees, the Cat's meow (or Pajamas if you prefer), the Snake's hips, or maybe you're just a person who has finally found their calling in life (giving the perfect gifts to complete strangers).

No matter what you are I thank you. I will greatly enjoy all of the well thought out (almost to a creepy extent) gifts and I can only hope that your gift giver will surprise you in an equally great way.