Fans of Belgium's national team will be dismayed to hear that the current coach has omitted superstar Radja Naingollan from his line up for the second month running, citing lateness and smoking with cigarettes.

as fans we feel betrayed by our coach, and many of us wonder if he can put his ego aside for all of two seconds and call up our best midfielder. Furthermore, we love il ninja, and we think that his work ethic and dedication makes our team more fun to watch.

We hereby conclude that there is no logical reason why Radja isn't on this team. It is an absurdity of immense proportions, and perhaps we should try for once to be less surreal.

We demand Radja get called up IMMEDIATELY, and that Bob Martinez apologize for the insult to his character. If this does not happen we will demand the coaches resignation and sick a lion on him.

Long Live King Naingollan

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