I like to think Brady Brady was created in a lab in an attempt to clone Tom Brady, down to replicating the sixth round pick origin story, as though scientists determined the only QB capable of beating Brady is... double Brady? Of course, you can't simply "create Tom Brady in a lab," but as in Jurassic Park, the scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. So you end up with this Bizarro abomination. Brady Brady would end up being the all-time leader in being sacked for safeties, which in his logic, is good.