So I come home from work, and my brother says to me, "You got a fake arm or something in the mail." I then became extremely confused until I saw the package with a reddit alien drawn on it. I was so pump. I tore into that bad boy, and sure enough, it was a prosthetic arm. After about an hour of trying to get the ridiculous smile off of my face, myself, and the newly named Palmela Handerson made our way to the pub. Through out the night, she got around, and in the end, got more action than I did.