Not to be a wet blanket, but the journalist in me isn’t interested in anything about the Cohen Bowl that doesn’t have receipts (literal or figurative) to back it up. Bombshell allegations mean nothing in an environment when the first instinct is to put party above accountability.

That said, my SAT score was well below 1300.

(Our recent graduates are probably confused and wondering why their professor was so dumb, but BACK IN MY DAY the max score was 1600).