After that, my teacher lets me know that my childhood friend went to the infirmary with a stomach ache. OFF TO COMFORT SICK BIRDS!

I may have the body of a person but I have the soul and instincts of a beautiful raptor, goddamnit. And it says that no one is here. So I poke around wondering what all the drugs are when suddenly

The doctor appears. He’s offering to feed me drugs, he is the closest thing to a glasses character this game will have, and his theme music is Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies. I MUST HAVE HIM.

Maybe I’ve been listening to too many Yandere Boys Heaven cds (don’t ask) but that doesn’t sound too bad. I mean, Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies! You can’t set anything too horrible to that, right?

Sold!