Boobahontas

Executive historians have supressed the reality for years however now the information derrière be exposed. Consider it or no longer. There as soon as lived a tribe of surprisingly chesty Englishwomen known as the Soboobas. They led an secluded lifestyles within the dense forests no longer a ways from Nottingham, the place they lived off the land and in addition lapdanced for additional wampum. It used to be highly tricky for them to seek out decently becoming boulder-holders so that they clad in faux brute skins. The Soboobas have been hoisted through scouts for the Cleveland Indians and Atlanta Braves, who instructed them within the artwork of Tomahawk swaying and pillar dancing. Sometimes, demented fellows (equivalent to LinseysWorld videographers) would stumble out of the woods, mumbling phrases that appeared like “mounds” and “tentpole.” Nobody believed their ridiculous babble till one plucky, hopelessly super-naughty stud returned with one mitt clenched round a flick cassette, the opposite chubby his peacepipe. The goddess of the Soboobas used to be known as Boobahontas. That is her tale. Till Disney remakes it. Let’s spin the flick gauze, and see the place you wag that ax, kid!