Hey everybody it’s your pal Davily Ottipede here with a special announcement. You can order issues 200-210 for 5 dollars if you mail 5 dollars to our PO box, which is:

The Secret Admirer

PO box 3667

Philadelphia, PA 19125

If you send 10 dollars I will also send you a second bundle at the end of the year with the next clutch of issues, the ones between now and then.

Then next year we’re gonna change things up in a pretty serious way. January marks 8 years of doing this.

The dotted lines of people that surround and help me have solidified into real people finally, and we’re gonna pass the magic on to you!

If you wanna know what the big reveal is you gotta send me 5 dollars for 200-210 and I’ll tell ya.

Sorry I know this feels weird paying for the free thing but I’m not making enough money to cover extra printing/postage and I really want to steer clear of publishing on the Internet. And the Secret Admirer is amazing and worth a couple of bucks at least.

But just so you know, the Admirer is anticopyright, so if you wanna post it online, make your own website, you can. I don’t care. It’s yours as much as mine. I just hate the Internet.

The cut-off is Halloween so get me your 5 dollars by then if you want in.