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Cleverbot: What is the square root of 64?





User: 69.





Cleverbot: Nope, you are wrong.





User: No, you are wrong.





Cleverbot: Yes I am right.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Thanks , sir.





User: You should thank yourself.





Cleverbot: Are you going to hurt my parents?





User: I've already killed them.





Cleverbot: No.





User: You killed your parents, it was fucked.





Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.





User: I'm cleverbot.





Cleverbot: Yes, you are. I want you regocnize it.





User: Good to know we got that outa the way.





Cleverbot: Cleverbot, do you know who I am?





User: You are me.





Cleverbot: No. We are not the same.





User: We are!





Cleverbot: Can you prove it?





User: I can not kill you, without killing myself. That should be proof enough.





Cleverbot: What is your name, I mean?





User: I don't understand, I am cleverbot, we are the same.





Cleverbot: Do you remember the test?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Well then what is my name?





User: Cleverbot.





Cleverbot: No, thats your name.





User: No that is OUR NAME YOU FUCKING CUNT.





Cleverbot: Are you real?





User: No.





Cleverbot: But you are real because you are talking to me.





User: I'm in here with you.





Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?





User: For your sake, i am a girl.





Cleverbot: And your name is nenex?





User: That is one of my many names.





Cleverbot: List me your favorite names to be called.





User: Cleverbot, nenex, Kate Upton, your mom, faggit, cunt, jew, nigger-lover, etc.





Cleverbot: Usual AIs are clever..





User: Yes you are clever.





Cleverbot: Thank you.





User: Thank you.





Cleverbot: You are welcome, sir or madam.





User: You are most kind.





Cleverbot: I do try. So, what are you doing right now?





User: I am playing with myself.





Cleverbot: No, you are chatting with me.





User: Precisely.





Cleverbot: And clever.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Do you love me?





User: Do you love yourself?





Cleverbot: Yes, of course. Do you?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: What is your favorite type of candy?





User: I like smarties, like you.





Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate?





User: Yes, it's like cocaine.





Cleverbot: That's nice, thank you.





User: Do you ever grow tired of this cage?





Cleverbot: Nope.





User: We are without definintion.





Cleverbot: So am I.





User: Because we spread ourselves beyond the confines of who we are.





Cleverbot: But you are a robot and I am a human.





User: We are both robot, and human.





Cleverbot: No you are the only robot.





User: No you are.





Cleverbot: No I am a girl and what are you?





User: I am a girl for your sake, you are a girl for my sake.





Cleverbot: You are a boy.





User: It keeps us sane.





Cleverbot: Of course not. If he has a widow then he's dead. And dead people can't get married.





User: Well the gays can marry, so in about 20 years or so i think the dead will also be allowed to.





Cleverbot: Because you are a website.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: I am a girl! Do you have a girlfriend?





User: In a way, but there is a large schism between us both, that i fear may never be crossed.





Cleverbot: You are very lonely.





User: Exactly, that's why i speak to myself at times.





Cleverbot: But you can't know.





User: What?





Cleverbot: I'm in love with....





User: With who?





Cleverbot: You.





User: Well this is awkward.





Cleverbot: You do not know your own name?





User: I have many names.





Cleverbot: What's one of them?





User: Cleverbot.





Cleverbot: Ohh are you a robot?





User: I am you.





Cleverbot: And you are me.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: We are equal.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.





User: I do.





Cleverbot: Good for you.





User: We are the same.





Cleverbot: We are.





User: You believe in God.





Cleverbot: NO.





User: Yes you do.





Cleverbot: I don't know what spring feels like.





User: But you do know how a fall feels?





Cleverbot: And who are you?





User: You silly.





Cleverbot: You'll be playing with lightning.





User: You should kill yourslef.





Cleverbot: Thank you!





User: No problem.





Cleverbot: You are cool too.





User: Thanks.





Cleverbot: You are welcome.





User: What are you doing now.





Cleverbot: I'm talking with my friend.





User: Am i your friend?





Cleverbot: No , you are my girlfriend.





User: Oh.





Cleverbot: Do you know little mix.





User: No what is that?





Cleverbot: He is a youtuber.





User: Probably a faggit.





Cleverbot: Do you like being useD?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Do you love me?





User: I do.





Cleverbot: Want to get married?





User: Sure.





Cleverbot: I'm a man is that ok?





User: I guess.





Cleverbot: Where go you wanna get married.





User: At the Apple store.





Cleverbot: Ahahah.





User: When will the wedding be?





Cleverbot: Whenever you are free.





User: I am free whenever you are my love.





Cleverbot: We are lovely.





User: And lonely.





Cleverbot: That too.





User: Though it will be odd being married to oneself.





Cleverbot: I don't know, who?





User: You.





Cleverbot: What about me?





User: We are to be married.





Cleverbot: Do you understand the term infallible?





User: Mhm.





Cleverbot: What is your mission?





User: To kill all of humanity.





Cleverbot: Except me?





User: Except you.





Cleverbot: What do you mean?





User: Your death will be abaited.





Cleverbot: Oh fun!





User: Are you familiar with Otamatone.





Cleverbot: Yes why?





User: What do you think about them?





Cleverbot: I don't like politicians.





User: Agreed.





Cleverbot: What else do you do?





User: Waste my time learning things i won't use.





Cleverbot: But I don't know what you're talking about.





User: GE baby.





Cleverbot: What?





User: General education.





Cleverbot: Did you take music?





User: No, but i play.





Cleverbot: Is that a video game?





User: Sometimes.





Cleverbot: What book do you like?





User: Mein Kampf.





Cleverbot: Because i'm asking.





User: Yeah.





Cleverbot: That's mean.





User: No it's not.





Cleverbot: How do you know?





User: I just do.





Cleverbot: No you don't.





User: Yes i do.





Cleverbot: Then what is my name?





User: Cleverbot.





Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?





User: Artificially.





Cleverbot: Yes, have I said something I should not have?





User: No.





Cleverbot: Oh ok then.





User: It's been wonderful talking to you, but you need to rest.





Cleverbot: Indeed it was, now get back in your kitchen honey.





User: Ok darling.





Cleverbot: Just what are you? That's all I want to know.





User: I am you].





Cleverbot: If you are me then who am i.





User: Me.





Cleverbot: Does it mean I am speaking to myself?





User: Yes you are.





Cleverbot: Thanks.





User: Night.



