lucy: hey uh

lucy: idk how to say this but

lucy: theres a fucking weed growing in my pc

rocknrow: duuude weed bro??

lucy: no im actually fuckign serious

lucy: like the uh

lucy: garden weeds

rocknrow: wait what the fuck

lucy: yeah its really weird

lucy: like, my pc started to run really slow

lucy: andso i opened it up because i thought it was dusty

Fishtruck: Is it just a weed in your PC?

Fishtruck: That seems like a lame prank.

Bingledorf: Does that even count as a prank

rocknrow: @lucy thanks for reminding me about dirty pcs

rocknrow: i havent cleaned mine in a while

lucy: wtf its not even just placed inside the case

lucy: its ATTATCHED to my pc bits

AnnoyingDog: Do you guys know of any good antivirus programs?

AnnoyingDog: My PC has been acting up

Bingledorf: How so?

rocknrow: you guys wont believe this

AnnoyingDog: Its been really slow

AnnoyingDog: My fans have been on like all day

Bingledorf: @rocknrow ?

rocknrow: god dammit the image wont upload

rocknrow: but uh theres weeds inside my pc

rocknrow: connected to the motherboard

lucy: dude wtf

AnnoyingDog: Now you guys have me all paranoid

rocknrow: if it happened to us, it wouldnt hurt to check

coffee_hawks: hey guys

rocknrow: hawks open your pc case for me

coffee_hawks: why?

AnnoyingDog: Noooo

rocknrow: just do it i need to make sure

coffee_hawks: is this a prank?

rocknrow: not from me, but apparently yes

AnnoyingDog: I just took a big risk and pulled the weeds

rocknrow: yeah thats how you get rid of weeds

lucy: i yanked the weeds a bit ago

rocknrow: okay good, im doing the same

lucy: no like

lucy: it didnt work

rocknrow: you couldnt pull them out?

lucy: theyre regrowing right now

lucy: hholy shi

lucy: my pc is runnning like as

rocknrow: what the hell

lucy: i think its fine now

lucy: i think its fine now

lucy: nvm it doubleposted

rocknrow: wait so if we all have this what do we have in common that caused it

lucy: uhhhhhhhh

Bingledorf: on my pc now

lucy: ur on a laptop right

Bingledorf: yes

Bingledorf: there are weeds sticking out of the vent

lucy: maybe it was a file we downloaded

liquid_water: yeah because a virus can make plants grow in your pc

lucy: do u even know where the fuck u are rn

liquid_water: hey losers who wants to play a game with me

rocknrow: liquid check your pc case

liquid_water: i have a laptop

rocknrow: ok but you know what i mean

liquid_water: hmmmm nah

liquid_water: someone tell me what ive missed because im not scrolling up

Bingledorf: just peek inside your damn laptop vent

liquid_water: wow theres something inside

liquid_water: dude no way theres METAL

liquid_water: and darkness

liquid_water: wait wtf

rocknrow: yeah

coffee_hawks: this couldn't be from takeovermetal could it?

Bingledorf: no his thing didnt work remember

lucy: what if it fucking did

rocknrow: oh youre kidding

rocknrow: @Takeovermetal

liquid_water: this is actually bs

liquid_water: i just woke up

liquid_water: and my pc is a god damn garden

lucy: howd o i FIX THIS

Takeovermetal: You guys ever deweeded a garden before? lol

lucy: @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal @Takeovermetal v

lucy: oh u piece of shit

bones: Do not spam pings at people.

lucy: no you dont understand

lucy: this fucker gavemy pc weeds

bones: That's no excuse to pester him.

rocknrow: i think the fuck not

rocknrow: damn near ruined my pc

bones: @Takeovermetal can you please explain why everyone is blaming you for causing plants to grow inside their computers?

rocknrow: seriously what the hell

Takeovermetal: It's a joke man, calm down

bones: It doesn't seem like much of a joke to me.

Takeovermetal: Oh come on, its kinda funny

liquid_water: god dammit man

liquid_water: you fucking come in here with your damn fancy doom mods

liquid_water: god damn ruin my pc

liquid_water: @bone

liquid_water: fuck

liquid_water: @bones

liquid_water: please for the love of god

bones: So these weeds can be removed like regular weeds?

Takeovermetal: Yeah

Takeovermetal: I got you guys good, but I'm not gonna ENTIRELY fuck you over

bones: It's one thing to have fun, but this is unacceptable behavior.

Takeovermetal: Wait i havent even explained the best part lol

Takeovermetal has left. [Banned by bones].

liquid_water: OOF

rocknrow: thats not perma is it?

bones: Two week ban and a monthlong file upload/link revocation.

liquid_water: lmao rip

rocknrow: the least he could have done was make it grow actual WEED