[12:20] Mika@csm67: my starship lacks bathrooms.

[12:21] Megi@Rolavian: they all do

[12:21] Megi@Rolavian: starfleet just craps their pants

[12:21] Megi@Rolavian: everytime they see a klingon

[12:21] Megi@Rolavian: no bathroom needed

[12:21] Mika@csm67: i often wonder about that...

[12:21] Chromophobia@chromophobia: :)

[12:21] Sync@shuihuo: imagine is poop is beamed out of you

[12:21] Megi@Rolavian: rofl

[12:21] @inovomystif has logged off.

[12:21] Mika@csm67: "Computer, beam Body Movement to co-ordinates on the pad, then set alight after notifying occupent of arrival"

[12:21] @inovomystif has logged on.

[12:21] Megi@Rolavian: sir captain picard has full bowels should I keep that in the pattern buffer?

[12:22] Megi@Rolavian: yes ensign

[12:22] Mika@csm67: lol

[12:22] Sync@shuihuo: if they can attach a transporter to a rifle tip, youo can shove on up your butt

[12:22] Mika@csm67: Sir...Pattern buffer is full of Captain PIcards excrement...what should I do?

[12:22] Miri Hawke@Morbach: So that's why it takes so long to beam onto ESD.

[12:22] Miri Hawke@Morbach: BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF SHIT

[12:22] Mika@csm67: Beam them to these co-orrindates, and prepare for a Klngon to be VERY unhappy

[12:22] Miri Hawke@Morbach: asd;lfks;dlkjf;sldkjf;lj

[12:22] Megi@Rolavian: send it to the replicator, we could power the ship for years on that 'shit'

[12:22] Sync@shuihuo: haha

[12:23] Mika@csm67: Lietenent Worf...Why are you late for Duty?

[12:23] Mika@csm67: I'm sorry sir...The Pattern Buffer malfunctioned again and I was buried under exrement....

[12:23] Jenfer@inovomystif: worf drank too much prune juice

[12:23] Mika@csm67: see that...I said 'duty'....there was a knowing wink

[12:23] Megi@Rolavian: rofl

[12:23] Miri Hawke@Morbach: lolololololol

[12:23] Miri Hawke@Morbach: you're all terrible.

[12:24] Miri Hawke@Morbach: [beams you all off my ship]

[12:24] Mika@csm67: I shold write for that show

[12:24] Megi@Rolavian: so 2 guys walk into a bar

[12:24] Megi@Rolavian: 3rd guy ducks

[12:24] Mika@csm67: Captains Log "snigger"

[12:24] Miri Hawke@Morbach: AHHAHAHAH

[12:24] Mika@csm67: This mornings Bowel Movement was assisted by Georgi.

[12:24] Miri Hawke@Morbach: "Well, Number One, looks like there's a lot of Number Two everywhere..."

[12:25] Jenfer@inovomystif: 2 gymnasts run into a bar, 3rd gets the gold

[12:25] Mika@csm67: Number One!

[12:25] Mika@csm67: Yes Sir?

[12:25] Mika@csm67: No Not you, Computer...Remove number one!

[12:25] Mika@csm67: Riker dissapears...

[12:25] Megi@Rolavian: So a Betazoid walks into Ten Forward and says, human, I want to tell you a joke about how stupid your race is, the bartender says...

[12:25] Miri Hawke@Morbach: Guinan facepalm

[12:25] Mika@csm67: COMPUTER....I have to go to the bathroom...REMOVE NUMBER ONE

[12:26] Megi@Rolavian: Sir before you start you should know everyone at that table are human elite special forces, they kill borg with their bare hands, you sure wanna tell that joke?

[12:26] Megi@Rolavian: Betazoid says, nah I don't wanna retell it that many times

[12:26] Miri Hawke@Morbach: this is going on /r/drozana by the way

[12:26] Mika@csm67: I dont get it.....=)