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Location: Tempe

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Master O'reilly will take you from the pansy-ass lush you are now to becoming a true liability in only 5 weeks. Intensive training covering such varied areas of self-offense as:-Using wing sauce as a weapon-Breaking a beer bottle without slicing and dicing your hands- Accurate projectile vomiting- Flicking a lit cigarette into someones face- "Getting the fuck outta there"Classes will be held every Monday, Weds, and Friday- with Fridays being reserved for critiquing failed technique in the classic and award winning movie Roadhouse. You'll come to class, get wasted drunk, and mix it up with other like-minded individuals. Master Ryan will show you the path to true 'trouble maker.' Only when you reach that point will you be able to tell that douche-bag how ridiculous his shirt/hat/girlfriend is with the confidence that only comes from being trained as a drunk fighter. If you aspire to bar-flydom, this class is a must have!Classes start at $50 a week + a 12 pack per class.