and then starts doing press-ups on top of him

Into the alley, into the alley! (Several cars are jamming the alley) Out of the alley! Out of the alley!

"This is about as Metal Gear as a game is fucking Fifty Shades of Grey ! I don't even understand what's going on!"

It's really bad at picking up my face for some reason. I don't have a face that it recognizes and once I mooned it and it recognized my face.

I've made the character a bit chubby by the way. It's a bit like Dan

Dan: *driving in the left lane* There's a guy on the wrong side of the road....OH IT'S ME! *drives over to the right lane*

And here we see the wild jaguar confused *breaks out in laughter as the jaguar falls off a platform* and falling off of a platform. * jumpcut * Ah, and after a little while we see the jaguar has to its home plinth. Oh its seen me, oh and its confused, oh and its confused, and its dropped off again. The jaguar, natures really stupid fucking creature.

I'll be honest lads, you kind of fucked the boat.

I did it! Woohoo! *plunges into water*

Dan: Hmm...yeah, we can- WHAT...THE FUCK...WHAT...WHAAAAAAT ...is that tentacled monstrosity?

Dan: Spider-Man, hero of many, murderer of some.

"What's sprinkles? Sprinkles is "P". (beat) And then... a toilet comes up.

"Sprinkles is "P". Why? Why are sprinkles "P"?" *Toilet minigame appears* "Oh, now I have to pee..."

Dan: Help me! I'm trapped in the worst airport in the WOOOOORRRRRLLLLLDDDDD !

Phillip : I don't know, it depends if it's stopped at this moment in ti— IT'S NOT STOPPED, MARGERY!

Phillip : Uh, well, there's a car coming at us...at no miles per hour whatsoever.

Phillip : Huh...Margery, have you spoken with the council?

His car continues, while the other car is sent flying.

ripping off the spider's last remaining leg:

Too bad it was still alive, as the Gilligan Cut that follows his usual conclusion states.

And the final person in, I hope it's a massive, massive girl. That's what I'm sort of hoping for. (Entrant #30: Brock Lesnar) Oh, fuck off!

"AKA Why GTA V isn't on the Wii."

The second and third Heist videos are a cavalcade of hilarious Surrounded by Idiots moments on Dan's part—and in the first he's surrounded by just one idiot, namely Martyn.

Dan: You said we had to kill someone!

Martyn: That's what he... he said something about doing something.

Dan: (sputtering) What d'you mean something about doing something?!?