Without further ado, here are the first ten chapters of Alan Partridge’s “The Spy With The Deadly Finger”. To tell you a little more about the book, I actually emailed Alan to write a brief passage to hype you up. He’s a very busy man I’m sure, so what he sent in must have been the best he could do. I’ve decided to include it here anyway.

Fuck sake Alex, can’t you do it? Do you know how tiring it is managing my own radio show? My mid mornings are completely swallowed whole by my employment (A concept that seems foreign to you), and most days I even take my work home with me for my assistant to immediately start ploughing through. I haven’t got time to write for your blog that no one will ever, ever read. Yours faithfully, Alan (Partridge)

Here it is: The Spy With The Deadly Finger