DON'T LOOK THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT JDFSJGFKASGF



Rose: Terezi, please go and get Equius a towel before I have to send you to get a mop and bucket instead.

Terezi: TH3 H3LL WOULD 3QU1US N33D 4 BUCK3T FOR J3GUS ROS3 1 W4S T4ST3 T3ST1NG TH3 FOOD OV3R H3R3

Terezi: YOU VULG4R HUM4N G1RL >:[ 1 DONT 3V3N W4NT TO 1M4G1N3 WH4T TH3 MOP WOULD B3 FOR

Rose: Terezi, calm down. We won't need a mop or a bucket if you can find him a towel.

Terezi: K4Y

Tavros: uM, gAMZEE, i DON'T THINK THAT'S RIGHT, i REALLY DON'T THINK THE CUSTOMER WANTS MARIJUANA IN THEIR CHICKEN POT PIE,,,

Gamzee: Ah, TaVbRo, SaY ThE NaMe oUt lOuD OnCe mOrE, kAy, aNd tHeN TeLl mE AgAiN HoW ThIs dIsH WaSn’t mAdE To hAvE A FeW LiTtLe sAtIvA MiRaClEs aLl uP In iT.

Nepeta: :33 < hurry equius, chef ramsay says the custompurrs are getting impatient!

Equius: D --> Hello may I take your order

Nepets: :33 < equius! it's me!

Equius: D --> Oh

Equius: D --> I am striving to increase the speed and efficiency of my e%ertion Nepeta

Equius: D --> By the gods I am certain I will need a towel

Equius: D --> I do not remember which table ordered cured musclebeast with an alcoholic beverage

Chef Ramsay: C’mon everyone, the clock is ticking; get those plates out there before those customers start a bloody mutiny!

Vriska: Yes Chef!

Sollux: ye2 chef.

Jade: yes chef.

Feferi: Um, Karkat, the customer said t)(ere's too muc)( salt, and it's overcooked.

Karkat: WELL FUCK THEM UP A PATRIOTIC HUMAN FLAGPOLE IF THEY CAN’T REGOGNIZE QUALITY COOKING WHEN IT’S FUCKING HANDED TO THEM, LITERALLY ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER.

Feferi: )(ey, are you ok?

John: hey dave, you think chef ramsay’s a little… harsh?

Dave: yeah but he has to be to whip these trolls into shape

Karkat: A FINE FUCKING DISH WASTED ON STUPID FUCKASS TASTEBUDS.

John: yeah, but he said aradia’s salad was bitter, he hates the awesome deco in the dining room, he made nepeta cry like eight times, and OH CRAP

Wine: *totally just spilled all over*

John: oops. crap.

Dave: oh hang on i got it

Karkat: OH FUCK FIRE GODDAMMIT FUCK

Feferi: Careful!

Dave: anyway yeah hes tough on us but look at us we need some good rump thrashing

Kanaya: It Needs More Salt

Kanaya: More

Kanaya: More

Kanaya: More

Salt shaker: *totally just spilled all over*

Kanaya: Too Much

Eridan: oh my cod im a fuckin pathetic chef kan

Kanaya: Youre An Okay Chef Eridan You Just Need To Work A Little Harder Like Everyone Else Is

Eridan: im already wworkin as hard as i fuckin can ivve b-been wworkin m-my fuckin gills off all d-day im so t-t-tired i cant evven take it

Eridan: it is s-simply too much for me

John: hey. dave. camel’s back just broke. behind you.

Dave: huh

Dave: whoa ok hang on

Dave: hey man youre way overworked you need a break just chill out and breathe ok in and out in and out

Eridan: glub

Dave: yeah there you go that works

John: wow, jesus… um, crisis averted?

Dave: yeah but hes gonna be useless now

Kanaya: Eridan After This You Can Take A Break Ok

Kanaya: I Will Show You How Its Done Once More

Holy crap. I went from having never drawn ONE stove in my life, to having drawn like, twelve.Needed references for this one. Lots of them. Sims 3 helped with perspective reference and stove placement/design reference, too. That game is a lifesaver for us who suck at drawing kitchen appliances.