I'm pretty sure that's an animal's penis.

You know what the problem with touchscreens are? Nothing. Well, except when you want to use one in the bathtub but can't because your hands are all wet from playing submarine penis hunter or whatever.

I sometimes use my touchphone in the bath. I know it's stupid. One problem I encounter is that when put my left hand in the water without thinking, it gets wet and unusable for touchscreen navigation. It is too risky to try to hold and navigate with one hand. I found that I could use my nose to scroll but I couldn't see where my nose was touching precisely. It was at that point that I came up with this idea of a nose extension 'finger' that would allow navigation while my phone is firmly held by one hand.

It reminds me of those beak-like doctor's masks from the plague era. You know, like you see in the Assassin's creed franchise. So yeah, that's what it reminds me of. Plus a polar bear's schlong.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots AND VIDEO.



Finger-noseâ„¢ Stylus for Touch Screens [variationsonnormal]

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A Finger-noseâ„¢ stylus by Dominic Wilcox [notcot]

Thanks to Julia, who hired a screen-toucher because she doesn't want to get her fingers all germy. That's uh, that's just, wow. I'm f***ing jealous.