Back again ladies and gentlemen with another titillating sex toy review courtesy of Ignite Pleasure Products. What we ordered was the best selling NS Novelties 5” Pleasure Dildo and what we received was not only that, but also some Sliquid lubricant to try out. Not to spoil anything ahead, but again Ignite – with their non-toxic & non-porous body-safe toys – delivered. This is our review and story.

When I opened the package I knew right away this was more of a product for ‘J’ than it was for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure men could also find pleasures from such a toy but I’m not quite ready for that. The complimentary Sliquid lubricant on the other hand I’m sure we could both feel its effects. I’m a guy who gets pleasure from watching or giving my partner pleasure and this dildo was exactly the toy needed to experience that. I know this would be better from the female perspective, but I think it will be a nice change of pace from other reviews to give my perspective.

Not long after I received the package I went to visit ‘J’ – after flopping the toy around a few times… What? I’ve never held a dildo before, isn’t that what everyone does? Anyway… I handed it to her and then made it rain little packets of lubricant. She pulled it out and immediately stuck it to the wall to test out the suction and it was tough to get off – which is a good thing. While I flipped through the television, she got up and walked across the hall into the bathroom. I could see her leaning over into the shower a bit, fiddling around with something before I heard the faucet turn on.

“What are you doing?” I asked.

‘J’ didn’t say a word, just stared at me with a devious smirk playing across her face. I looked blankly on as she stripped down to her underwear. Unlatching her bra she allowed it to fall to the ground before sliding down her underwear – a sight I’ll never get sick of. I watched on at her beautiful plump ass stepping into the shower. The television remote immediately dropped from my hand and onto the bed as ‘J‘s’ left leg was the final part of her body to leave sight; disappearing into the shower. I leapt up and quickly made my way to the bathroom.

“Mike,” she shouted over the sound of water hitting porcelain. “Can you bring one of those lubes?”

I did a light jog back to the bed, grabbed a packet and rushed back to the bathroom. The steam was seeping out over top of the curtain bar. I reached out for the curtain, but before I could open it, she pulled it back to reveal her wet naked body; the water trailing down over her luscious curves as I stood staring. I reached out and handed her the lube packet only to notice the pink dildo was now stuck on the tiled wall. Moving back I sat down on the toilet to watch ‘J’; every movement I was captivated.

‘J’ smiled while tearing open the package with her teeth and drizzling some on to the erect rubber cock. She stroked it as if she would mine; putting on a bit of a show knowing what this must be doing to me. Tossing the empty packet on the ground she faced away from the dildo and used the excess lubricant and reached between her thighs; rubbing between the lips of her cunt. My hard cock was pulsating and pressing against my pants; eager to burst out.

Bending over ‘J’ reached behind her and gripped onto the dildo; guiding it to her entrance. The pink cock slid into her with ease thanks to the Sliquid lubricant. She took all 5” of it; her ass pressing up against the wall. There was a small pre-cum stain on the crotch of my grey sweatpants; my heart was racing. ‘J’ began moving back and forth, fucking the dildo while her fleshy ass spanked off the shower wall; the sound echoing into the enclosed room. It was like watching porn, but suddenly reality hit and I realized I could actually participate instead of sitting there with a hard cock between my legs.

I stood up and pulled off my shirt and dropped it down onto ‘J’s’ heap of clothing. Sliding off my pants, my cock sprung free; the steam from the shower hitting my most vulnerable area and giving me a cheap thrill. I stepped into the shower in front of ‘J‘ and she wasted no time, grabbing onto my cock. She was hornier than ever as she rode that dildo and took me in her mouth. The water rained down my back as I felt the pleasures of ‘J’s’ mouth all the way to the base of my cock. She moved back and forth, her lips slipping down my shaft while the dildo fucked her; it was as if we were having a threesome with only the two of us.

Her hot breath could be felt getting heavier around my cock; her technique becoming sloppier. Running my fingers through her soaked hair, I held on to feel every bob of her head. Reaching between her legs, she vigorously rubbed her clit until her head shot down; my cock slipping out of her mouth. ‘J’ remained bent over on shaky legs; her thighs quivering as she inhaled deeply. Shooting back up the dildo slipped out of her cunt and she kissed me. I forced her back against the wall, our tongues swirling over one another. The dildo was pressing between her ass cheeks as she bit my lower lip. I stretched my arm out behind me and turned off the shower as we continued to kiss; our damp naked bodies pressed together.

‘J’ kissed back harder than me, leading the two of us out of the shower. We had trouble manoeuvring our way around bathroom; bumping off the towel rack and counter, but she eventually led me to the toilet. The lid was down and I sat down; my weight bent in the plastic lid. ‘J’ stood over me, reached down to straddle my cock and sunk down onto me; the lips of her cunt gripping and sliding down my shaft. The two of us wanted this so bad and couldn’t keep our hands off each other.

Moving her hand from my cock, she held on to my shoulders with her wet breasts pressing against my face as she positioned herself better. We kissed again and she began riding me, but the kissing quickly moved as I sucked on her neck. I explored her body with my hands; aggressively squeezing her thighs back to her ass. Pulling her towards me I helped her move on my lap. Then I got an idea to try something I hadn’t ever done yet. I reached behind her and pressed my finger against her anus as I squeezed as tight as I could. ‘J’ didn’t say a word, but instead continued to bounce on my lap; I pressed further and moved my finger ever so slightly.

‘J’ leaned back a bit and her breasts were there for the taking. With my hand that wasn’t stimulating her anus; I grabbed on and pulled her into my mouth; rolling my tongue and sucking on her erect nipples. There is something about a woman’s body when it is wet that just feels amazing. When ‘J’ stopped I pushed forward, but she remained there; unrelenting the feeling of my cock inside her. Eventually I was able to get her up and I helped lift her up onto the counter and without missing a beat, she spread her legs for me.

Instead of giving her my cock, I sunk down to my knees and buried my face between her thighs. I kissed her cunt before rolling my tongue over her clit. ‘J’s’ breasts exuded outward as she inhaled deeply from the touch of my mouth. I went to slide my fingers inside her, but stopped myself with an idea. I stood up and reached over to the dildo still hanging from the shower wall. I comically tried to pull it off in the middle of this passionate moment; finally it popped off and I quickly got back down on my knees.

No lube was necessary this time, ‘J’ was wet and not in the way of being in the shower would do to you. I pressed the tip of it at her entrance and slowly slid it inside her. Getting a firsthand look at what it looks like when I put my cock in her. Once I was deep inside her I had to tilt my head to get around the dildo to get back to her clit. I rolled my tongue a few more times, but began sucking on her clit. I started moving the dildo in and out of her; softly building up speed. ‘J’ grabbed onto my head; digging her fingers into my scalp with a handful of hair. She was close, but I knew if I finished her off there was a chance she would be too sensitive to continue.

I pulled out the dildo and substituted it with my cock. Thrusting into her I fucked her with her back pressed up against the mirror. I pulled on her thighs until she slid down onto her back; her ass cheeks hanging slightly over the edge of the counter. I found my stride and she was in the perfect position and I had already built up so much lust. I could feel my body being taken over and just as ‘J’ began to subtly moan it sent me over the edge.

I pulled out and came immediately all over her inner thigh. My heart was racing as my ass cheeks clenched and I shot out more streams of cum onto ‘J’. I figured I finished too early so I reached down to rub her clit some more, but she pushed me away as she cringed.

“That’s enough,” she said.

It was great, unexpected sex made possible from the NS Novelties Dildo. Not only did it help get both of us going, but it worked great during sex. Plus I left it behind, so she can use it alone whenever she wants; such a simple product that brought along more than expected pleasure.

NS Novelties Dildo Review

The NS Novelties Colours Pleasure Dildo is 5 inches in length and comes in different colours (white, black, pink, purple & blue). However, more importantly than the colour – and I can’t stress this enough – it is made of 100% body safe silicone. At the base is suction cup and sticks to almost any flat surface – we know it does, we tried. The total length of this one is 7 inches with an insertion length of 5.4 inches (that is .4 more inches than advertised). It really does have the texture and feeling of an erect penis – being the first dildo I’ve ever held and having a penis of my own, I was surprised at how realistic it looked and felt.

It also has textured testicles at the base of the shaft to give you that all-too-real feeling. There are also dildos from the same manufacturer in larger sizes if you wish to go deeper; it is also compatible with most harnesses. It was easy to clean, but because of the details you should take extra care when cleaning.

Alright, now that I got all the technical mumbo jumbo out of the way here is my opinion. It is great! We had a lot of fun with it and continue to have a lot of fun with it. When it comes to a dildo it is hard to not get something you don’t expect and this one delivered. It brought pleasure to ‘J’ and therefore brought pleasure to me. Men if you want to make your girl happy I say skip the chocolate and flowers and get her one of these. We’re giving this product a 4.5 out of 5 based on the fact it does what it is meant to do and it is use it quite versatile. We’re leaving a little wiggle room of a perfect score for those products that simply blow our mind.

Sliquid Review

Everyone needs a little bit of lube from time to time and ‘J’ and I both enjoyed this product – I even tested it a few times by myself for… research purposes… This was based on a recommendation from Ignite and it worked really well. Not only is this organic lubricant but it is advertised as “Vegan Friendly,” not that I’m vegan, but it is just something I never thought I would see promoted on a sex product. The fact that this product worked well and is made non-toxic products, there is no wiggle room needed. Sliquid gets a perfect 5 out of 5 from us and really should be the standard for all other lubricants.

Thanks again to Ignite! Here is another link to their website and remember if you use the code “sexfucketlist” you’ll get 15% off!

Until next time, happy cumming,

Mike

This story is based on a true story, some aspects were altered to improve the quality.

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