The secret to dealing with police officers effectively is to show ’em you’re on the same team. Next time you run into one, start things off by violating a bystander’s civil rights to put ’em at ease. It that don’t work, tell ’em that you have a gun. Cops find guns super calming. Finally, remember to be assertive and use a loud, borderline threatening voice at all times. Throw in some law lingo too. Cops looove being told about the law.