I am currently trying not to ruin an entire face of makeup over here. You’ve got me absolutely overwhelmed and I’ve not even seen any of the gifts yet.

My Santa has requested that I don’t open these until Christmas (or possibly just the card - instructions unclear) so I get three weeks of feeling like a kid again wondering what I’ve been lucky enough to receive.

I’ll update the post again on the 25th around 5am because the excitement will just be too much.

CRIMBO UPDATE

Well that was pure madness. I don’t know what I did to deserve being spoiled like I have been this year. My parents also can’t understand how a stranger from the internet has been so nice and thoughtful.

I got deep breath: A Funhaus shirt (B is for Bruce, B is for Blinking heck this is ridiculous.), a bottle of Unicum, a silver necklace with a beautiful green pendant (which I’m wearing now), a Lindt chocolate bear, a leather journal and pen set, a bamboo fountain pen, a box of Sharpies (Santa was told that I loved pens and stationary, and BOY did they deliver), a box of Bendicks bitter mints and three boxes of Mikado.

For a first time participant, I am absolutely flabbergasted. My only other wish would have been for my Santa to have told me who they were so I could thank them properly.

In lieu of that: Thank you so much Santa, you’re wonderful and have absolutely made my year. I wish you a very Merry Christmas and hope you have an incredible 2019.

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