The Small print......, If you are reading this then you must be very sad and have extremely good eyesight . I certainly can't read it. ntlsports.com/ Virtual newcastle.com/ Acegadgets.co.uk/ Soccer-uk / Riksplace / S M B and The-scum are best viewed using netscape Communicator v 4.7+, with your screen resolution set at 800x 600 . All Items, ideas on these pages ©Ntlsports.com, Riksplace, Soccer-uk , Acegadgets.co.uk / virtual newcastle.com / SMB and the-scum team UK© All Rights Reserved. You can't steal anything off us, we will get very cross if you do and send the "boys" round to sort you out. Everyone logging onto this site will have there IP number automatically recorded, so we will have proof that you have been here, we're not stupid, well I am but the other lads aren't The Scum-team consists of Rik, the one that does all the work, Eddy, the graphics man, Ciara the American corespondent, Ace the web geek, Softie, the roving match reporter, Bobby the one with all the funny stories , Stu , who makes us laugh, just by looking like Les Battersby and *** and **** our far eastern backers, with contributions from our other friends around the globe such as Stevo in Holland , Macbeth in bonny Scotland, Hard Geordie, Steph, Jonno, Barney, Dr Bill and loads of other guys who send us stories, reports and jokes. Feel free to link to this site and we will do the same back for your site (IF, It's good and funny ). If you want to advertise on here. MAKE US AN OFFER. Mail scumteam@ntlsports.com If you want to complain then contact Ace, as he likes a bit of hassle. If you want to fix a Scottish football match for financial gain then give PETER a call. All graphics are designed by Eddy Suryadi , of Mag Power. if you want your own custom graphics (he is very reasonable) then contact him . deco@dnet.net.id . . Finally everything you see or read on these pages are probably fabricated lies, meant as a joke and should not be taken too seriously the pictures and stories are no worse than those found on the typical British tabloid. RIK