Remy channels his inner Elizabeth Warren to vilify the other side.

Written and performed by Remy

Music mastered by Ben Karlstrom

Video by Meredith Bragg

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LYRICS:

People need kidneys, it's sad but decreed

yet this Senator's hoarding one more than she needs

I offer this bill and I hope you'll vote "aye"

Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

Traffic deaths have many crying with fear

Over 30,000 people are dying each year

this modest change I propose must be applied

Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

Alcohol deaths are exceeding comparisons

Black people, white people, Native Americans

We need to ban alcohol, it can't be denied

Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

Murders are bad. They have no defenders

yet many are committed by repeat offenders

I say lifetime in prison, whatever the crime

unless, of course, you want PEOPLE TO DIE!

So I don't have a bill, or a groan to detail

I just need a short clip for my donor email

Tim THERE'S BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS! YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DIE!

That good? Cool. Tim, dinner at five? Yeah.

These car deaths I mentioned are terrible stuff

It just doesn't seem that one seatbelt's enough

Either vote for my act so that fewer will cry

Unless, of course, you just want PEOPLE TO DIE!

The carbs. The container. We cannot ignore

Whipped cream's killing more people than ever before

This bill would be passed and be ratified

if those people there didn't want PEOPLE TO DIE!

Why not weigh all the costs, the effects, the results

Empathize with each other as if we were adults

Use our brains to craft arguments–not vilify

See that freedom's a trade-off–YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DIE!