It’s not easy running a dark web fake hitman website. You get hacked all the time, researchers mock you and the graffiti you commission goes out of date every time you fake a closure and rebrand.

It’s SEO spam IRL! Taken from older iteration of the scam

Looks like Yura’s at it again, commissioning children, this time from Stafford in the UK. An anonymous reader of this blog noticed the word ‘Tor’ and emailed it in to me:

We can infer that such children are being offered anonymous bitcoin from developmentally-delayed Romanian scammers in exchange for writing illegible shite in the midlands.

Let’s CSI this stuff:

Maybe it says:

Camorra Hitmen legitimate site DOWN TOR 2dsfjelfbxdjnjtp.onion

As reputable assassination services have previously established that I am in fact ‘a cop’, I was able to employ my crack team of CSI enhancement specialists to reveal the original text:

I wonder if Yura’s trying to send some kind of message? We’ll keep you posted.