Okay - first of all packaging was really cute - orange and purple wrapping paper, bows, miniature origami swans, and a handwritten card with a reddit alien.

The first gift I opened was 2 bottles of Iowa Pale Ale (Millstream Brewing Co.), then 2 more, then 2 more with the carrying case! I was now looking at a delicious 6 pack, which will be sampled as soon as humanly possible! I really like micro-brews, so my gifter really hit the nail on the head with this one!!! Bonus nachos - the beers were wrapped in newspapers with NY Times crossword puzzles, which I love almost as much as beer!

Second gift had a note that read, "You made a few comments that I thought were Futurama references. If I am wrong, well - 'good news!' Zoidberg is a magnet so he can at least hold things on the fridge!" Well, sweet zombie jesus, a hand-made scuttling Zoidberg fridge magnet - how awesome is that!!!! I definitely got my "one art, please" with this gift. Or, as the professor would say "Lordy Loo!"

For the 3rd gift, the note read "You submitted a link of the Doctor Who theme. Hopefully you like Doctor Who and not just Mythbusters. If you haven't tried Doctor Who - give it a shot." Doctor Who? Doctor Who! I LOVE Doctor Who!!!! Okay - so at this time my spouse comes running over, eager to see what Doctor Who gift I had received (he's an even bigger fan, if that's possible). I open it, and.... it's a disappearing Tardis coffee mug!!!! To let the awesomeness sink in, I repeat - a disappearing Tardis coffee mug! Hot liquid makes the Tardis disappear on the front, and reappear on the back. How cool is this?!!!!!

After all of this incredible awesomeness that my gifter had bestowed upon me, I simply needed to sit down (not before putting the beer in the fridge, though). Thank you, so much! I am really astounded at the gifts you sent - they were perfect! Wow, just, wow - I am absolutely blown away! Iowan, you are a redditor among redditors!