"I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more, but it's the truth. I have taken drugs before and… I had a real good time. Sorry. Didn't murder anybody, didn't rob anybody, didn't rape anybody, didn't beat anybody, didn't lose – hmm – one fucking job, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry. Now, where's my commercial?"

- Bill Hicks