This Staten Island neigh-bor is proving to be a night-mare.

A businessman shocked his quiet street in Staten Island by bringing home a horse — and his neighbors are crying foal.

Abdul Elenani made a makeshift stable in his Pommer Avenue yard for Morgie, a 12-year-old chestnut mare, and rides her every day — even to a Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru, NY1 reported.

But other residents want him to quit horsing around — with dozens of complaints to 311 over the smell, manure, insects and noise, according to the station.

“In the middle of the night, you get, ‘neighhhh,’” complained next-door neighbor Steve Coyne, who says Morgie is so close, he can reach out his window and pet her.

“The first couple of times I thought I left ‘Mr. Ed’ on TVLand.

“And I’m like, ‘Is this really happening?’”

Calling it “crazy” and “surreal,” he told NY1, “Even just seeing him gallop away, I’m like, ‘Is this really happening?’ I’m starting to doubt my sanity.”

Elenani also has a goat, admitting to NY1 that he will be getting rid of it after the city Health Department told him it is not legal.

However, the “mane” complaints are about Morgie — and so far, it is not clear what the regulations are.

“Anybody who lives on the block with half a brain in their head, you know, they’re not into this,” Coyne insisted.

“This is definitely not increasing our property values by any means, and it’s just kind of crazy. It’s a quality-of-life thing.”

The Health Department told NY1 it was looking into the complaints.