Written by Duncan McMaple on February 1, 2016 . Posted in

Donairs

Ah yes, the Canadian donair! What a thing of majestic beauty! Come for the Timmies, stay for the donairs! There are so many people who have visited that would give anything to taste that sweet garlicky heaven one more time. Including Adam Black, eh? Apparently he remembers fondly the otherworldly savors and wants to know what is is about our donairs that sets them apart from anything else on the planet! Well here you go, brave traveler! Here’s the secret, and why it’s never been as good as this outside the Great White North! –Duncan

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