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OUAT!Elsanna: The storybrooke gang visits Arendelle for vacation only to find that Anna and Elsa are married. Regina had a bet with Emma regarding this, and she totally wins.



“It’ll be nice to see them again,” Emma commented as she lay in their cot. The ship was rocking gently back and forth and Emma probably wasn’t getting up anytime soon. The trip was surprisingly uneventful, and Emma was thankful for that.

Regina propped herself up on her elbow, “Hmm, it’ll be nice to be waited on again by dozens of servants.”

Emma rolled her eyes as Regina laced an arm over her waist, “Oh, of course your majesty.”

Regina practically purred, “Oh I’ll show you your majesty.”

Emma didn’t get up very soon, or even very late. Hook sat out overlooking the sea all by his lonesome until almost one in the afternoon.

Regina sauntered out of Emma and her’s cabin and joined the man. Hook glanced over at Regina’s smile and shook his head. Fuckin’ horn dogs.

“Is that it?” Regina nodded towards the nearing landmass.

“Mhhmm,” Hook nodded and the two stood in silence, listening to the ocean.

It was only another hour before the ship docked and the three compatriots made their way on shore. The day was beautiful, a warm wind and an endlessly blue sky stretched out over the port city.

“Well, seems Elsa’s in a good mood.” Emma smacked him and Hook just laughed.

A castle carriage awaited the three, donned with the Arendelle crest and pulled by six massive horses, it made for an impressive entrance. Regina strutted up to the carriage and the door man pulled it open for her. Regina smiled, she had missed this.

“Coming Emma?” Regina glanced back and held out her hand, but Emma wasn’t looking at her. Regina frowned and followed her gaze. Ah, Regina shook her head and walked over to Emma.

“He’ll catch up eventually.” Emma turned to Regina, her face a mixture of confusion and surprise and sighed.

Hook went off with his newfound friend while Emma and Regina allowed the carriage to carry them to the castle.

The Arendelle castle was quite impressive, it’s towering walls and expansive tower system would certainly deter any attacker. However, if the walls didn’t impress an enemy, the moat system certainly would.

Crystal clear water, warm enough for the village children to swim in, held light-refracting fish. They darted to and fro and Regina realized they were made of ice.

Emma gasped, “Wow, they’re beautiful.” She hung out of the carriage to get a better view so Regina wrapped her arms around the enraptured woman and joined her at the window.

Regina felt a chill and turned her head, a snow-white owl cocked its head at her and then bowed. Regina’s eyebrows jumped up and she bowed back before the snow-creature took flight again. Elsa’s sentries. My goodness, that child’s control looks almost complete.

The carriage pulled to a stop at the castle doors and Emma and Regina stepped out to be greeted by an elderly gentleman, “Greetings ladies, welcome to Arendelle, I am Kai, the head butler.”

Emma smiled and stretched out her hand, “Nice to meet you, I’m Emma.”

Kai smiled and shook her hand, Regina was staring intently at the parapet above them and Kai smiled again, “Admiring her majesty’s handiwork?”

Sequins of ice twirled over the castle, everywhere now that Regina was looking. Regina looked to Kai and said, “Those aren’t just decorations are they?” Seemed like a waste to Regina.

“No,” Kai almost beamed, proudly Emma noted, “It insulates the castle and cools it.”

Emma nodded, impressed, and glanced at the castle door to see a snow-fox watching them. “I assume that’s our guide?”

Kai turned and then nodded, “Yes, Their Majesties are out on the training grounds.” He bowed again to them and went to help with their belongings.

Regina and Emma, frowned together, Their Majesties?, but turned to follow the snow-fox through the ornate castle doors and into the castle.

Emma shivered as the pleasantly cool air wafted over them. The fox trotted ahead of them as they looked around. There were suits of armor lining one side of the hall, the other had tapestries of silver, gold, red, and blue. They told epic tales of battles long since passed or held the sewn faces of ancient Arendellians. The floor was fine worn stone and it spoke just as much to the history of the castle as the tapestries did.

“This is quite the castle you have Elsa,” Regina spoke to the fox. It only twitched its ears in response but both of the trailing women were pretty sure that if foxes smiled, the fox was smiling.

It lead them around a corner and to a door, then something… well, magical happened. The fox elongated from the legs up, it grew taller and its muzzle shrunk, ripples of snow flowed across its surface and before Regina or Emma could even blink the fox had transformed into a woman in a dress. The woman, still white as snow, bowed to them and opened the door.

The light streaming in momentarily blinded the two and when their sunspots finally faded the girl was gone, only specs of fleeting ice remained.

What a fucking showoff, Regina thought as Emma stood there grinning. “That was so cool.” Regina rolled her eyes, so easily impressed by everyone else’s magic I see.

Emma didn’t comment on Regina’s pout as the two made their way out onto the training grounds.

The grounds were huge, easily large enough for a small army to practice on. There were archery targets, sword and lance dummies, horse obstacles, weapon racks, armor racks, and even a small guard tower. There were soldiers and guards all over the grounds but most were watching a horse-rider with a bow and arrow ruthlessly take down dummies.

Regina and Emma approached the mass of soldiers, who parted for them, to find a white, padded chair sitting in front of them. It even had a side table with tea and cookies. Neither were surprised to find the Queen of Arendelle herself sitting in that chair, watching as the rider made another pass at the targets.

Emma moved forward a step, now in line with the chair, a rider with two red pigtails? “Elsa,” Emma turned to see the Queen sitting, one arm resting lightly on the arm of the chair, the other supporting her delicate chin, “Is that Anna?”

Elsa smiled and winked at Emma before looking back to see Anna riding toward them. Anna turned the horse seconds before she would have crashed into the waiting crowd and leapt off the horse mid-stride. She didn’t even slow as she hit the ground, not until she was straddled across Elsa’s lap, laughing like a madwoman, arms laced behind Elsa’s head.

Regina and Emma shared a look. The guards and soldiers shared some laughter and turned back to their training like the Queen and Princess of Arendelle weren’t touching their foreheads tog-actually kissing. Emma’s eyes went wide as saucers and Regina jumped on the opportunity.

“They’re together, hah!” She pointed at Emma, “I win, you owe me a night with a-“

Emma frantically held up a hand, “They’re sisters, they can kiss! That’s totally normal, perhaps not in that provocative of a position, but still within sisterly boundaries!”

A tutting noise, almost like a mother hen expressing her disapproval, came from behind them and Emma and Regina turned to see a portly, older woman shaking her head, “Your Majesties, True Love or not, your parents did not raise you to snog on the training grounds. And Queen Anna, you should know better than to get your wife all dirty right before she entertains guests!”

Anna laughed, still straddling Elsa’s lap, “Well, Gerda, I figured if I was going to take a bath, I might as well take one with Elsa!” At that Gerda shook her head and tutted off toward the castle, Anna laughed again as she watched the head hand-maiden strut off.

Elsa looked back at her guests and greeted them, “Hello Emma, Regina, how are you two?”

Emma twitched just once and sighed, Regina smiled a smile neither Anna nor Elsa had seen in a long time and said, “Well, Your Majesties, I’ve never been better.”

And that’s the story of how Regina got Emma to sleejdnokvnp pnb’o-nfkjbn’l……………… No one needs to know what Regina got me to do, author……

-evil laughter- Oh that was fun. Regina and Emma are probably wildly OOC to anyone who’s watched OUAT but I can’t bring myself to care! -laughs away on an incetuous lesbian float-