Joe "Girls Gone Wild Dirtbag" Francis has a new tactic for resolving the lawsuits against him: he pretends not to understand common English words while farting loudly and attempting to video-record female court officials.

Q. Have you ever been convicted of a felony?

A. I don't understand what that means…

Q. You don't understand what being a convicted felon is?

A. No. Can you explain it to me?

Q. Did you serve any time in jail?

A. What do you mean "serve"?…

Q. Do you know what a prisoner is?

A. No.

Q. Do you know what a cellmate is in jail?

A. No.

Q. Do you know what a jail is?

A. Sort of.