…or tortoise, I don’t watch Animal Planet.

One day that dog will go to outer space and when he comes back turtles will rule the planet, and it shall repent for enslaving turtles as the dog is being hunted by a pack of the fiercest turtles in land using their phenomenal speed.

I gotta stop smoking that sh*t.

On a more realistic note, I’m impressed it’s only got 137,414 since it was uploaded on May 6, videos like this normally go viral within the first 48 hours.