So One day I was just sitting on my Couch watching this show called the Real housewives of Atlanta, it was O.K. Then my phone went off, it was A text from Rick!!!! It said “plz meet me in 3 mins at OG” I knew exactly what he meant because we are such good friends so I ran as fast as I could to the olive Garden.

When I got there he had Already saved us a table like a gentleman. He said, look, I don’t have a long time. So we just ordered salad and Breadsticks. “it’s 4 dollars more on Sundays (*THANKS OBAMA*)” said the waitress.

So we ate while Rick told me about his plan for the president of the United States. “elizabeth” he said while looking right in the center of my eyes “I want you to be secretary of state”

“is this april fool’s?” I asked because it was april the first.

“no.”