Greetings True Christians!

Did you know that David Bowie has died and is being tortured in Hell as we speak? That’s right, boys and girls! The bisexual ball-obsessed goblin loving drug using homoerotical friend of Freddie Mercury has now joined Mr. Mercury in Hell. Perhaps Satan is torturing them both together as an ironic punishment for their many homosexual acts. One thing is for sure. The world is a far better place now that this fag enabler has died! Thank you God for removing him from our planet!

My brothers and sisters in Christ, did you know that David Bowie even tried to steal the minds and souls of our children for Satan? In 1986, David Bowie starred in the satanic and occult film the Labyrinth, a film of Satan made to make Satanic concepts palatable to children. The heathen girl in the movie does a ritual which makes David Bowie appear and kidnap her baby brother. I stopped watching the movie attentively after this heathen moment, but I did skim the rest of the film as it played. And let me tell you, there is lots of heathen smut in that film! Not only does Bowie prance around in homosexual clothing playing with goblin puppets, but the filmmakers also appear to have an ungodly obsession with David Bowie’s bisexual genitalia.

Look at the above photograph. Many young girls and homosexual boys are obsessed with this photograph. If you look at the crotch of Bowie, you see what is known across the internets as the Bowie Bulge. It is purported to be Mr. Bowie’s genitalia. In fact, if you look closely, you can just barely see a face at the bottom of the bulge. My brothers and sisters in Christ, that face is the face of a demon. Even more proof that Bowie was of Satan!

The above photograph shows heathen David Bowie with his homosexual lover Freddie Mercury. These sodomists even made a song called Under Pressure about being gay and coming out of the closet. It was meant to be supportive for all the world’s faggots, and has become a fag anthem. The ungodly and evil Vanilla Ice borrowed the music from that song for his song Ice Ice Baby. Why? Because the beat of Under Pressure makes children and teens receptive to homosexual feelings. Satan made that possible.

David Bowie also played the ungodly Nikola Tesla in the movie the Prestige. Tesla sold his his soul to the devil in return for his electrical knowledge. As punishment, later in life God punished Tesla by taking away his prestige and fame. Tesla was in fact possessed by a demon. David Bowie was possessed too! Consider the following photograph, and look very closely as David Bowie’s eyes.

Note how one of Bowie’s eyes has a much larger pupil than the other. Bowie’s minions will tell you that the difference is the result of an injury sustained by Bowie as a result of being punched in the eye as a child (and really, who wouldn’t want to punch Bowie?). However, have you ever seen that happen when someone is punched in the eye? No. They get a black eye. Their eyes do NOT change shape. The eye injury story is a cover story and an attempt to hide Bowie’s Satanic ties. You see, that is a trait that is extremely common with demoniacs, and Bowie became possessed some time after making a pact with Satan to become a famous rock and roll artist.

Now that Bowie is dead, he will be tortured in Hell forever. He will be in constant pain, constant anguish, and constant sorrow. Nobody forced Bowie to go to Hell. He went to Hell of his own free will. He reject God, and as such, embraced an eternity in Hell. Had he just accepted Christ as his Lord and Savior, he would have been saved.

Do not make the same mistake as David Bowie! Do not embrace sin and burn in Hell! Repent and go to heaven! Embrace Jesus today as your personal Lord and Savior! I will be praying for you.

Yours in Christ,

Jim Solouki and Martin Baker.