Daylight savings is the enemy of those with small children, like myself. Spring forward is basically Lord Tyrone in the movie Princess Bride. It makes me feel like Wesley hooked up to the torture machine.

What a jerk. But at least you know he’s a jerk. Fall back is even more misleading. It tricks you into thinking you gained something. Wrong! What you just got is an extra hour of work! Your children don’t care that it’s now 6am, because to them it’s 7am. BOO! Fall back is your Frienemy. And best of luck changing the clock in your car.

So, basically…