I don’t blog nearly enough about Wisconsin. That’s because I don’t know much about it or care in any way. But every once in a while, something funny happens there.

AP:

A police chief in Wisconsin pleaded no contest Friday to a charge that he signed a local tea party leader up on gay dating, pornography and federal health care websites.

Prosecutors charged Town of Campbell Police Chief Tim Kelemen earlier this month with one misdemeanor count of unlawful use of a computerized communication system…

The charge stems from a feud between Kelemen and tea party leader Greg Luce. It began last fall when the tea party began holding protests on an interstate overpass in Campbell. Concerned the protests were distracting drivers, Kelemen persuaded the town board to ban signs on the bridge.

Kelemen told investigators Luce urged tea party supporters across the U.S. to bombard his department with harassing phone calls and threats in retaliation for the ordinance.

In retaliation, Keleman used Luce’s personal info to sign up for a bunch of sites he thought Luce wouldn’t like. Because identity theft is just like calling somebody and asking if their refrigerator is running.

Leftist projection is hilarious. If this fine lawman wants to put porn, gay dating, and Obamacare all in the same category, good for him.

Keleman has been placed on paid leave. So, if you work in Wisconsin law enforcement and you want some extra taxpayer-funded vacation days, just steal a teabagger’s identity because you don’t like him.

(Hat tip: Maetenloch)