Thank gosh for the Boston Celtics. If it weren't for their delightful catastrophe of a season, we could be staring down the barrel of a full Boston sweep of American sports right now. A historically great Red Sox team outclassed the Dodgers in the Battle of Los Angeles 1, followed by the Patriots' craptacular triumph in the Battle of Los Angeles 2. Now, with summer looming, the last of Boston's 2018 teams is on the brink of yet another preordained championship, currently knotted up 2-2 with the St. Louis Blues in a Stanley Cup Finals series everyone expects them to win...including Super Bowl LIII MVP Julian Edelman, who showed up to practice today dressed up like the best man at a Barstool reader's wedding: