==>IMPOUND THE HILARIOUS CAR



This is a little more like it.



The official Feltmobile is designed to be a stretch-poolvertible. The back is literally a billiards table. It has sweet rims and a dope paint job. It is the dumbest car you have ever laid eyes upon, and you regularly ride in a van that advertises protein powder.



–SHOW CELLPHONE LOG–

4H4!



do you know how you literally say aha



its like hearing a bullet come out of the worlds biggest shotgun and you know its aimed right for both testicles



LORD 3NGL1SH M4Y B3 CL3V3R BUT H3 H4S FORGOTT3N 4N 1MPORT4NT RUL3



4 THR33WH33L3D V3H1CL3 MUST NOT B3 P4RK3D W1TH1N F1FTY F33T OF 4 F1R3 HYDR4NT 3XC3PT UPON MOON-D3P3ND3NT PUBL1C HOL1D4YS NOT C3L3BR4T1NG 4NY R3L1G1OUS B3L13F



yeah that one trips me up all the time



is this your amazing plan btw youre going to ticket his pimp ride



1T GR13V3S MY H34RT SOR3LY TO CL4MP TH3 FR33DOM OF TH1S SW33T-4SS R1G WH1CH H4S DON3 NOTH1NG BUT S1T H3R3 B31NG UTT3RLY FR3SH



BUT N33DS MUST!



no i think you should go back to the plan where you were gonna lay a valentines rose down at the feet of clover or crowbar or lipstick or whatever stretching out in front of the fireplace on a bearskin rug all naked and glowing while giving some felt dude duckface



better yet you should wait until i get off work so i can goddamn help you



D4V3



JUST1N T1M3 DO3S NOT GO 1NTO TH3 F3LT BU1LD1NG FOR OBV1OUS R34SONS, 4ND TH4T B31NG 1T R33KS OF MOR3 CLOCK R3L4T3D SH3N4N1G4NS TH4N ON3 C4N SH4K3 4 STOPW4TCH 4T



1T 1S B4D 3NOUGH TH4T YOU H4V3 RUBB3D 1T 4LL OFF ON M3



not touching that one



1F YOU W1LL P4RDON TH3 PUN, R3M3MB3R TH3 L4ST T1M3 >:?



yeah so we got back to the future



eventually



after i mightve accidentally made out with jades grandpa



J4D3 DO3S NOT 3V3N H4V3 ON3 OF THOS3 TH1NGS!!



not after my sweet ass lips got to him she doesnt

With great sorrow in your heart, you whip out your handy ticketing pad and write out a notice of parking violation. You slip this beneath one windscreen-wiper like the caress of a woeful lover.



Officially, you now hass the car.