Man, crack open a Bible, there are LOTS of wacky stories in there! Samson killed a thousand men with a donkey's jaw. David (of David vs. Goliath fame) killed 200 men to get their foreskins to get the daughter of the king to marry him. The punchline is that he only needed a hundred. When Noah was drunk off his ass after saving the animals from the flood, he banished his grandson for waking him up and having a hangover…that's a rough morning.Another one is this dude called Elisha is super sensitive about losing his hair. Then some punk kids start giving him crap over it. So Elisha prays to God and God sends two bears to kill more than forty of them little kids!Last but not least is Biblical WrestleMania where Jacob finds an angel and grapples and wrestles for an entire day for a blessing he didn't even need.I hope that many epic one liners were spoken, yet lost to history during these events. Like when Moses assassinates an Egyptian (he made sure there was no witness's), I imagine he said, 'Looks like he bit of more than he could 'Jew'!