My spiritual brother Conrad and my cousin Kayla came over for the holidays! Much fun was had and many enemies were destroyed. Unfortunately, along with them came weapons of mass distraction. When I say ‘them’ I mean Kayla. The one in the back with the blonde pony tail and the blue puppy dog eyes.

There is that person every year who attempts to unleash evil by bringing some toy that has the possibility of causing chaos. Most of the time, the fun lasts for 4 minutes. Trust my cousin to bring the nuclear bomb of chaos… the Nerf gun.

She managed to obtain nerf guns for everyone, and then told us ‘I never had a nerf war before so I was hoping I could have one now!’

She has such pretty blue eyes, and they were glittering with hope as she loaded her weapon. I’m not sure if Kayla IS a complete innocent, or if my cousin is actually the embodiment of chaos incarnate.

Now she has returned home with her weapon (I suppose its so she can practice for the rematch) and we are left with our arsenal. We will never be the same again.