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Part 1

NATO HQ 7th December 2017 zulu 0120

-Gentleman and women, thank you for coming at so short notice. We are now in code orange. Russia has last night dropped a brigade of paratroopers to Uuland that is between Finland and Sweden…

-That is Åland, sir.

-… Ooland, thank you general, and has mobilized it’s Baltic Fleet to Baltic Sea in full force. They are also flying at the international airspace with full weapon loads and we have also satellite images that indicate large Russian military moves at Murmansk, Carelia, Leningrad, Pskov and whole western military district. We assume they will cross Finnish border at any time.

-Finland and Russia is in war? Are they threatening any NATO members?

-Sir, if I may, Russia has not declared a war, yet. Finnish president is not available right now and the Finland’s official reports are kinda not accurate at the moment. They have send one F-18 Hornet over Aland and what we have understood from their military communications, they are kinda confused. The Russian VDV Brigade or lets say, size of a Brigade, is very possibly from Pskov 76th airborne division. We have intel that the 104th Regiment soldiers have all deleted their social media accounts and also Finnish internet is down. Our NATO members have no indication of Russian hostilities at the moment, or let’s say higher than normal. But let’s say this, the amount of energy over Baltic Sea is now so high that it fries any bird that flies…

-So we saw those Russian planes getting to Ouland? Our radars catch that?

-Sir, yes sir. The first ones.

-First ones?

-Well, sir, what they did was, they dropped first company of special forces to Marienhamn airport that took control of it, then they flew in with mixed airplane columns, like normal passenger planes, then Iljushins with equipment and so on. It’s only 30 minutes from Leningrad or Pskov to target zone. They also had special forces at the passenger ferries that travel between Sweden and Finland. We believe these took control of the Marienhamn harbor. Reports are still not confirmed, but there is 4 large landing ships and heavy escort heading now from Kaliningrad to Marienhamn.

-So if we saw it, why didn’t we warn the Finns?

-Well sir, we did. But at that time there was so much activity from the Russian Air Force in the Baltic Sea that it must been buried under the noise. There was 28 fighters 34 passenger planes, cargo and other stuff at the same time, not to mention the 3 Tupolev’s that went over sonic near Danish Straits. And Finns have their own radars, they were active but went suddenly black at 2345 zulu.

-But Finland has 63 F-18’s, they didn’t response?

-It’s little problematic, Åland is demilitarized zone. By the decision of United Nations. Russia raised a question about this special status in UN just few months ago. They demanded a ”international” inspection with the OSCE there and made clear that they will not tolerate any kinda military activity there. Finns got probably scared and hesitate. Besides Finnish Air Force hasn’t use lethal force in over 70 years. They have this ”peacekeeping” mentality strong in their tradition…

-But Finland is responsible of defending that area or is it Sweden?

-Yes, Finns are responsible of that. The people of Aland speak Swedish and their culture is somewhere in the middle. Finns and Swedes have good co-operation and kinda military pact… or lets say that Sweden understands the importance of Finland between them and Russia. But it’s a whole new ball game when Kaliningrad is there. And I mean comparing to the WW2 stuff, if that’s in some of yours minds.

-General, please show the map. It might clear the picture.

-Horrible graphics, General. You made it yourself?

-Sir, well… yes. We are waiting until the news break out and use some of their media maps. We don’t want to tell people what we exactly know because then Russia knows what we don’t know and so on.

-Good enough. Gentlemen, you can now see clearly how Aland is critical for us too.

-It’s Åland sir…

-Shut the fuck up general. It is war zone now.

-War zone? Is there any reports of shooting, dead or similar?

-You mean like in Crimea? Communications are poor at the moment but we have some updates on facebook, twitter, insta and so on that show stunned people watching Russian soldiers patrolling at the main streets of Marienhamn. There’s been some explosions here and there, we believe it is just psychological harassment to scare people. One radio amateur was sending S O S and report of Russian invasion but was silenced one hour ago. There is lot of hunting rifles there, we believe some kinda resistance will occur when the morning is raising. It is 0215 zulu, that is 0415 at Ål… sorry, Aland now.

-But Finland will attack, that is illegal occupation isn’t it? I mean Finns have a strong Army, over 200k strong I believe…

-Well, Finns have a strong Army. On paper. I mean they are a reserve Army, they don’t actually have 100% war ready units. Or they have few elements like rapid force type company or two, they can get armed and ready in 24 hours like 2 Battalions, one or two squadrons of F-18’s and some Navy units. On paper they can get over 100k strong Army in 3 or 4 weeks.

-But they have 4 Brigades, Pori, Nyland, Kainy and Sodakylae! Also regiments like communications, air defense, paratroopers and best tanks in the world! Haven’t they prepared for shit like this?

-Well, sir, those are conscript training units that they call Brigades. Or regiments. They can’t use conscripts until they have been trained. Their law also prohibits the use of conscripts in war.

-What? Their law doesn’t allow to use…

-…their conscripts in crises situations. Yes. They have some very problematic things in their system. It is basically the same thing that was in WW2. They have kept it just like Russia has accepted. Only from reserve you can call up an Army. And it has to be done in proper order, people have to be informed months before, they need all kinda preparations like taking trucks, tractors, machinery from civilians, making storages, securing railway hubs, airports and so on. And they are politically kinda messed up. Finlandization has done massive damage there and Russia knows this perfectly. In Russian jokes Finns are always the slow guys who don’t react to anything. I believe they trust in this here too.

-I need to correct you sir, they have a 24 hour 25k strong force that has been carefully selected and very motivated. It is…

-…peanuts. Sir. And it is not at Aland. It is sleeping right now, probably drunk because yesterday was their independence day. That could be why we haven’t found the Chief Commander, President Nyynystoe yet.

-It’s Ninnistoe, sir.

-What ever he is, he is not available. The second in command won’t do any decisions without him.

-Sir! We have a report that Russian Su-27 has shot down Finnish Air Force F-18 over Baltic Sea, near Aland. Pilot has ejected and is being rescued now by Swedish coast guards. It’s on your screens now.

-Goddamn. That’s developing. Was the Finn attacking? Ah, there it is, the Finn has his transponder on, looks like few million people are watching flight radar like shit. Wise move from Finns. They didn’t shoot, did they even have weapons on that plane? Would be really good if they didn’t have any sidewinders on. Publicity is war zone you know…

-General, if I may remind that this is textbook Russian operation. They are creating a no-fly zone just like in Ukraine. I’m pretty sure that in those 4 landing ships are S-400 battalion and that Marienhamn’s airport is surrounded by Gophers, Strelas and other AA stuff. Also you need to look that Baltic Fleet map, they have massive anti-aircraft capability there. Besides the radar activity all along the Finnish border is indicating their S-400’s are hot and ready, the whole Finnish air space is covered right now. I’m quite sure they are grounding all their aircrafts now to avoid losses. And to not escalate the situation.

-Escalate the situation? What do you mean?

-Finns need to buy time. They have been surprised.

-We all have been. Why our intelligence didn’t see this? Where was our reports of Russian military? This is…

-Well, sir, we have reported this possibility many times. One scenario was Gotland, the Swedish Island just across Kaliningrad. In one of our war games they do it just like this, first Aland, then Gotland and Baltic Sea is theirs. In one plan otherwise. Also they might just keep Aland because it is a vital point between Sweden and Finland. Don’t forget that they are creating pressure at North, Murmansk region. Finns have enormous borderline with Russia.

-My God, they are doomed…

-Well, that is their choice, isn’t it? Like they have learned nothing from 1939. Or the other multiple wars there has been on that area. We have offered them membership, just like we have did for Sweden. I’m pretty sure Sweden is already rushing here with their delegates to beg membership.

-Yes, the plan ”Jolly Viking”.

-Jolly Viking?

-Plan B. I’m sure Norway is driving their tanks to Boden, Kalix and Gallivara in few hours. Also Danish Navy is rushing to Gotland. Or should be.

-You mean Nordics are going to war? Bloody hell, Sweden has practically no army at all…

-Yes, that’s why Jolly Viking. Sweden joins NATO in 24 hours. Finland can’t. Country in war can’t join. We can’t. It would mean war with Russia. Sweden instead can. Russia knows this bloody well. They are drawing the Cold War line again. And they are forcing Finland to surrender without war, or massive war. Look at the satellite pictures from Leningrad region, the whole 6th Army is on move. That’s not full yet, but they are rushing troops from all over, looks like Omsk VDV is also airborne at the moment…

-Gentleman, we have now managed to get President Ninnistoe on the line!

-That’s a relief! Hello mr President, this is NATO Headquarters, I am Jens, you remember me?

-Hellou, hellou. I heard you have situation going there?

-Well, hello Souli to you too. Situation you can say, You know that Russia is attacking you right now? Aland?

-Well well… yes, I have reports here. I think it is not good. I strongly don’t like it.

-But this is war? You have declared a war haven’t you? They shot down one of your Hornets?

-Well well, yes and no. It is complicated.

-Complicated? Russian military is on the move towards your borders and now inside your borders at Aland?!

-It’s Åland by the way. And yes and no, like I said, well… it’s pretty early here and we have a great blast last night you know, few drinks and country independent day and I haven’t called Vladimir yet. We need discus with him.

-Need to discus? You know that we are monitoring here a Russian Invasion to Finland? Are you Mr president serious?

-Yes, of course serious, all the time, yes. But we have hear other client too. We want hear what he thinks. This can be exercise of something. Mistake. They have map wrong side upside down. They see mistake and invade Gotland instead. Possibility.

-Mr President of Finland, what is your wife’s name?

-Security tricks? Ah yes, of course, no, I am not under Russian gunpoint now. I am in my toilet. Do not want to wake up Jenny, she mad like hell if I speak phone in bedroom. Stupid poets, so sensitive.

-Great to hear. Great to hear. You are sure about this?

-Yes, yes, very sure. I call Vladimir now and call you back then. I have his number on my phone here. We can then see new light on this matter? Okay?

-Mr President, good to hear that you know the situation. But we have to ask you as NATO that are you going to mobilize your troops? Because you know that this affects not only Finland but whole Europe and NATO?

-Yes and no. Possibilities are on the table. Or we need discus. With Vladimir first. He told me to contact him first if this things happen. Accidentally can happen he said last time. And that can resolve with mon… many ways. Cheese is important for Leningrad. Me have to stop now. [click].

-What the fuck we just heard?

-That if Putin buys all the cheese Finland has, they can have Aland?

-That was not a secured line. He knew it. Russians are listening. And we are listening him. Finns are so naive in these matters. And that guy is a lawyer. You can never catch him saying anything relevant. And he has to go to Russian Embassy to make that call.

-He is going to avoid that war. He is not that kinda guy.

-But what about other Finns? Parliament? Government? He doesn’t alone decide that thing or does he? Is Finland like Belarus now?

-That is a fucking good question. General, you have simulated this, what is the predictions of Finnish vs Russia militarily in situation like this?

-Sir… not good. Finland can’t take back Aland. They have no forces for that. It would be a suicide mission against Baltic Fleet and Russian Air Force. Also Russia will push in from multiple points on the east border to tie up Finnish possible forces, if they managed to get up their reserves. That means if Finns manage to buy time for that. And that is possibly what President Ninnisto, sorry Niinistoe, is trying to do. Anyhow if, they manage to get up their troops, 6 Brigades, 12 Battalions and some other elements, it will be a… well, it will be a bloody mess. Finns have some excellent forces that have been in NATO training and some very capable Navy infantry units but those numbers are small. They have stamina and will, but they have not been in war for decades. Russia has been training war all the time. They have time and mass. Finland tries to play this game more politically than militarily.

-So they won’t go to war?

-They are in war, like it or not. They are using this self-deception, again. Bloody Stockholm syndrome…

-You mean Finlandization?

-Kinda same thing. Hoping that the drunk in house won’t beat him again.

-So we have lost Finland? I mean European Union has been attacked and one country is surrendering to Russia? And EU is going to accept that?

-We don’t know that yet. The Lisbon Treaty is tricky. Well, it isn’t tricky but Finns have made it tricky. They can blame themselves for that one. Baltics can’t give them help, military help cause they are NATO. But the Lisbon Treaty says that they can. But Lisbon Treaty doesn’t go over NATO. There is the line.

-The idea of Hybrid Warfare. The bloody idea of Hybrid Warfare has blurred these lines. There will be volunteers from Sweden, Baltic’s and so on. Russia needs to control it’s oil and gas flow at Baltic Sea, if you just look this…

-…you see that 40% of Russia’s oil and gas goes through here. Baltic Sea. This map is Finnish Navy officers one scenario of Russia’s military escalating situation at there. Russia controls now 85% of Finnish import-export business. Finland is surrounded. Almost. North Sweden is still open. Norway too but it is a whole new problem now.

-So what is Russia trying to gain here? Why they need Aland? Is it really that important?

-Was Crimea that important? I mean it is practically an Island, has big mental impact but economically a disaster for Russia. Will this make Putin look like more Emperor again? Aland Nash? It was a huge Russian Navy and military bastion for decades for Russia. There was a big war about Aland in 1854 to 1856. British and French Navy attacked there with massive Navy forces, this was part of the Crimean War, idea to cut of Russia’s Navy and sea supply lines. Finland was part of Russian Empire then. Some Russians think still that Finland is their old province. The mental victory could just be enough to Putin. And to kept crawling toward West, and at the same time giving the finger to NATO. And to keep Finland out of NATO…

-But what if Finns goes full bersek? They can do it, right? I mean Hybrid War, yes, it means everything is possible. What if they go and blow up the gas pipe that flows to Europe? What if they do suicide flights to Leningrad’s multiple nuclear reactors? What if they lay mines to the oil routes, prevent traffic to Russia’s Baltic Sea ports? They can also hit Murmansk, there is massive piles of nukes and Northern Fleet? They can cause massive damage if they want to.

-Russia will retaliate just like in Chechnya. That would be a massacre. They will also got a ”perfect” enemy that they can beat and their country will be more united. But if the manage to make Leningrad, okay St.Piter, a nuclear wasteland buy blowing up a reactor… It will be a massive loss. They have a reason to use nukes against Finland then also.

-Sir, new intel just popping up… Group called Alands Freedom has posted pictures of dead Russian soldiers they have ambushed, looks like burning BMD-3 and three dead VDV soldiers. That BMD has a RPG hole in it. Also machine-gun fire at the airport. Tracers in on one video, looks like heavy MG, the are shooting to the air, Finnish drones?

-There might be several drones over Aland right now, Swedish, ours, Russia’s…

-What’s on Americas news?

-FOX News is just breaking their news for this situation, they use that stuff you just saw. CNN is doing the same. They have also that Finnish F-18 downing but they say it is a NATO plane. They clearly don’t know it’s a Finnish one.

-What?! USA news says that NATO plane was shot down buy Russia? Guys, this must be used. Here’s a great chance!

-Chance to what? To get caught lying?

-No, let’s just be quiet and let them believe it was NATO plane. Putin will have some explaining to do. And hope that Finns understands this too!

-But what if Russian pilots gets confused and start shooting down real our planes?

-Goddamn guys, we are military. What is our job? To avoid war when it is on our doorsteps? Are we some fucking negotiators or do we represent force? Do we help the weak against bullies or do we just watch from close how savages do what they want? I say we go in Finland fast, drop airborne to the borders, fly regiments to Baltics, deploy nukes to Norway. Is there other way? Otherwise we look like bunch of fat lazy shitbags without moral and whining nerds…

-You say we surround Aland and Kaliningrad, drive in tanks and other stuff in Finland and show Putin that this stops now? We need Finns to accept this, or more, they need to ask it.

-Yes, exactly. They don’t need to join NATO. This is a ”Coalition of EU under Lisbon Treaty” deployment to secure EU’s borders and help one of their good member’s. Then we just froze the situation and let politicians negotiate the situation. Otherwise we will be forced to watch how Finland slowly gets vanished from the map and EU will loose all it’s credibility. That will be devastating. This can also unite Europe and West in a whole new level. And this is a good war. or deployment. I am sure that Russia won’t dare to kill NATO troops. We won the Cold War. Are we whimps or winners?

-Massive Peacekeeping Operation under UN?

-You said it. Not going to war, instead to prevent it. Then we hit more sanctions and let that Russian bubble pop. Then Finland can join NATO and Sweden is already there and the gray zone of Nordics is safe.

-Well, there is great dangers with these nuclear plants. And Finns are known for tough resistance. If they managed to cut the gas pipe, hit Sosnovyi Bor or other nuke plants, or blow one of their owns against advancing Russian troops… it will be a disaster to whole Northern Europe. I must say there is some idea in that plan. And media will be on our side. This is about…

-Gentlemen! President of Finland is calling!

-Hellou hellou Bryssels! It is Persident Finland here, Sauli.

-Hello Finland. You have called Vladimir?

-Yes and no, very much so, yes. He called me. We talk. Good talk.

-And?

-We are having a joint peace keeping drills.

-What?

-We are havings a joint peace keeping drills operation with Russia. It is exercise. We plant this some time ago. Forget tellings you. Sorry about that.

-You are having a military drill with Russia at demilitarized area?!

-No and yes, complicated sounds but can be easy to explainings. You see, Vladimir told me that they have secret informations about many things. Me for examples, I mean mean, meanings, yes that is the words, meanings that you have been planning to attacks Finlands and that Russia is willing to help in that matter. To keep our indepent. Freedom.

-What are you talking Mr president, are you drunk?

-No and yes, well just a little maybe, can still drive a car. Wait, no, can’t drive. Sit can in the car. Make that clear, I am not drunk drivings. Shit in toilet and smoking cigarret. Good American Malporo that is.

-You have clearly violated many things here Mr Niinistoe, can you explain why?

-Technically correct may beings. But very explainable also. But I have to wipe now, my wife needs to bathroom. Call you back soon. [click]

-What we just heard? Can some one please explain?

-Sir, if I may, I think he has seen the Norwegian TV drama about Russian invasion.

-What?

-It’s a story where Russia takes control of Norwegian Oil and Gas fields and force them to start production. They kidnap their prime-minister and then release him after EU and others say that they can’t stop producing Gas to Europe. It’s all fictional and has some very naive elements but the main idea is that the Norwegian prime-minister doesn’t want to go for war and tries to negotiate themselves out of it.

-TV? Are you serious?

-We have kept our eyes on leaders and find out some funny stuff about Finland. There is a high element of corruption at the top level, it is cleverly hidden under energy and stocks, ice-hockey and gambling. The Russian nuclear plant deal was our eye opener. We followed some money streams and found this hockey team Jokerit which is owned by Russian oligarchs, some guy called Harkinson and others who have murky stuff. Also inside all parties. You have to remember that only the Green Party in Finland opposed the new Russian nuclear plant. They are also in the other hand also anti-war, anti-NATO people so they didn’t need to be bribed…

-You are saying that Finland is playing both ways?

-Well sir, if that’s how you want to see it then… yes, I’m afraid so.

-But what about the people, the Finns? They will never accept that drill explanation!

-Accept or die. That will be the president Niinistoes message to them at the morning. He knows very well that they can’t mobilize, it only takes one strike to Helsinki to pull out chaos and there is enough GRU and other bat shits in that country that can paralyze it physically. One railroad bridge here and there, Internet is already down, their command structure has so much bureaucracy in it that it takes months to make decisions and so on. Russia learned from Winter War that surprise is the best way. Well, they learned it from Hitler actually. But the idea of giving enemy a warning before attacking is just plain stupid, remember Pearl Harbor? Now when world is little more complicated whit money flying all over the planet and finding the way to politics in a whole new way, we see this.

-There will be riots and possibly civil war for this.

-Finns have a saying that if something should be fail in politics, then it should be internal politics. Meaning that first thing is to be nice with neighbors. Actually meaning that don’t poke the Russian bear. One of the great idiocies of Finlandization or the Cold War era psychic ops that KGB did to them. Now they are reaping the fruits.

-Sir, we have breaking news from BBC, turning on the channel now…

”…just came in from Moscow that 3 Russian soldiers have died in Peace Keeping Drills with Finland at Ahland. Putin’s spokesman said that they are having a joint Peace Keeping Drill to secure the Gas and Oil and Finnish import-export sea traffic against global terrorism and other threats like Global warming. On the other hand we have reports of Russians invading Ahland but Moscow says these are just bad rumors spreading in social media. There was also a malfunction in Finnish Air Force F-18 that crashed to Baltic Sea this morning he said and that Sweden kindly rescued the pilot. The reason for the soldiers death is said to be human error and he says that there is no reason for panic. Finnish president Niinistö has said on twitter that he is deeply sorry for the deaths of Russia’s peacekeepers and that this is a necessary drill to keep Baltic Sea area safe and…”

-Oh my God.

-Yep. There goes Finland. Who would never believed.

-Plan C24.

-What?

-It is in the scenario 24 of the Hybrid War manual 102. We have drilled this once.

-Now I remember. Russia takes Finland, Sweden joins NATO and Russia starts to negotiate that they give Kaliningrad back to Germany. But the situation will be frozen for years.

-That’s perfect to Russia.

-Alright then. Order the troops, contact Sweden Ambassador. I need to make a call to President Clinton…

… to be continued…

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Part 2



Finland, near Jyväskylä, 61.8151504, 24.9540281 0410 zulu

Paavo Mustonen was driving his Toyota Hi-Ace van to his friends small forest plant he has bought some years ago. ”Time to cut some trees” has his friend said on the text message, ”got some vodka also ;)” he had add to the message. Well, you got to help a friend even it’s a dark December day with slight hangover after the Independence holiday. Besides, Alexander ”Lexa” was a guy you didn’t say no… he was his GRU group leader. Major Alexander Tshetyakov.

Russians were stunned how easily they could bought land from vital and strategic areas in Finland years ago. That was not possible in Russia. Law prohibited it, besides who the hell wanted to buy Russian soil? This small plant was just few hundred meters wide piece next to noise railway and a high voltage electric lines. They got it cheap, few thousand euros and it was a perfect cover for their nasty operation they were ordered to do: blow up the railway so that the train will knock out also the electric poles. They also wired few mines to slow down the rescuers and repairing units. That railway was supposed to transport massive amount of Finnish Army equipment and supplies, also that electric line was feeding Finnish Air Force HQ’s and part of Jyväskylä, a big city in Middle Finland. And their GRU Group wasn’t the only one working, there was 15 groups on the run at that moment. And other groups that didn’t even know of each others, good old USSR era precautions and secrecy…

Swedish Armed Forces HQ’s 7th December 0500 zulu.

-Staffan, have you seen this report from Gotland’s listening post? Looks like three Russian subs are heading to south west 25km from Gotland. Also Kaliningrad aviation is very busy but they are avoiding our airspace and seem to protect more their fleet that is scattered all over Baltic Sea…

-They are flying over the gas pipe. Just like we said, that fucking pipe is a devils invention…

-Should we send more planes to monitor?

-No, let NATO do that. We have enough data from our radars, just keep them armed and hot to get airborne in 30 seconds. They haven’t attack us, yet.

-We have 6 planes ready, two are airborne. And the elint piper is over Gotland now. NATO has contacted us and says it will share us all their intel.

-Good. Put North also in alert and give Norway a permission to fly in our airspace. We will have a drill with them in two hours. Close the Finnish border and secure all gas stations.

-Finnish border sir?

-Yes, can’t let civilians jam our roads. We could be in war in few hours. Jävla Rysskies…

-But Finnish president said it is a peace keeping drill?

-That’s bullshit. He is lying. Don’t know why. He could be kidnapped or something. Finnish HQ’s are not commenting anything at the moment. Bad sign. We have no idea what’s going on there. But we have to prepare for the worse.

-Copy that sir. That Finnish pilot we saved is now at Karlskrona, should we interview him?

-Yes. Send someone there and ask what the hell is going on. And send our intel to NATO about those subs.

-Absolut Herr Amiral.

Helsinki Finland, 0255 zulu.

Finnish colonel Turto was in civilian clothing and step of from the metro at Sörkkä station. He waited that people left the platform and then walked back to the tunnels. He stopped for a moment behind a corner to see if anyone was following. Nobody was. He continued to a iron door and knocked three times. Someone asked a password, ”Kylmä Laukku” he said and the door opened. He was pointed with MP5 and a captain behind the pointing soldier said friendly ”Wassap colonel, cold morning?”. He smirked and said ”fuck you too”. Then the captain ordered the soldier to lay down his gun and they shake hands.

-Is the group ready?

-We are waiting 5 guys, they are on their way. First company is ready, second one is getting armed right now.

-Good, send the first one to entry point one. Total radio silence. Where’s the General? Need to have a coffee with him.

-This way sir.

They walked through series of doors and entered a bunker where was officers and soldiers in full combat gears. Big map was on the table and the smell of fresh coffee was mixed up with gun oil, the smell he loved in the mornings…

-General, never thought this would come or did we?

-Ah, Turto perkele! Nice to see you. Have some coffee, our instinct was right. Just like we feared. Shit is going to hit the fan and we are going to bloody make it blow back to Russkies face…

-Any information about the east border?

-They are massing 6th Army and Alakurtti is mobilized with more stuff coming through railways. Radio intel says also that VDV is in full alert, Omsk is moving, Naro-Fominsk is loading tanks on trains, also their Air Force is flying on our border low and their AWACS are airborne over Carelia. All crossing points to Russia are closed from their side, massive truck jam at Vaalimaa right now. And other similar stuff. It’s going right as we predicted.

-You heard what president said? Peace keeping drills?

-Yes, he has lost it. It is now our job to protect this country and people.

-Yes it is. Wouldn’t never believe he would say that kinda thing though, you heard the order he gave to our HQ’s? That no mobilizing?

-Yes, that was horrible. Not event a silent mobilization. That guy believes he has superman powers to negotiate with Putin. That stupid bitch went in to the friendship trap, just like our leaders before.

-So, have we contact and isolated our government already? I suppose they are at Arkadia now?

-They are in crises meeting, waiting president to arrive there in few minutes. Our first strike team is ready and the guards at parliament building are on our side. We have closed traffic around the area, Russian embassy is also under surveillance. Police doesn’t know anything yet, can’t trust them right now, but they will step on our side after we take command. Navy is watching the harbor and we have airport under control right after we give the order. We have radar silence, they managed to hit our network with some bloody clever cyber attack, now we are mobilizing our AA military stuff, will be soon fully operational.

-Any contacts with NATO yet?

-Not official ones.

-Sweden, Baltics, Norway?

-They are all gearing up. Sweden will let Norway and Danes in, I suppose they are NATO member in 24 hours. USA will fly with nuclear bombers over Atlantic Northern Sea and is heating up a Carrier group from Iceland towards Norway.

-Storm is gathering…

-Sir, just in, president is now at the government emergency room. All except foreign minister Soini. He has lung fever and can’t join. He is there via video-call though.

-Oh fuck, cut that video-call immediately. Russians are watching it! Send someone to his house and put him under arrest. Before the Russians do it! That lazy selfish man. Dumb ass..

-Sir, I ordered first company to entry point one. Shall we start?

-Everyone listen up, operation Savior: execute. Surround Russian embassy, close all civilian traffic to Helsinki, secure Helsinki airport and take over our parliament building and arrest our government and president. Gentleman, battle stations!

-Yes sir!

NATO HQ’s Brussels, 0645 zulu.

-Sir, just game in, Finnish Army HQ’s is sending full mobilization orders to all troops. Navy also. They are using radars again. They repeat that message in rows, note that they keep saying that this is not a drill.

-Holy shit, what about their commander in chief?

-We have lost contact on the Finnish government one hour ago. Reports from Helsinki that all traffic has stopped, except some military units. Russian embassy is surrounded, Helsinki Airport is closed. They are sending that mobilization news at their TV now non stop. Also a message via Baltics that there might be a ”coup” going on.

-Looks like Finns don’t like that ”peace keeping drill” with Russians idea…

-They are wise people. Never underestimate them. Their politicians may sometimes do stupid things but this shows willingness. Have we any other source for that coup?

-Just coming in from Finnish broadcasting company, on your screens now…

”…Citizens of Finland, our government has just resigned and we have now Marshall laws. President Niinistö has given his command of Army Forces to General Stunnberg who will speak in few moments. Since our internet is under heavy cyber attack, listen to your radios and follow news about mobilization orders. We recommend to stay insides and avoid panic. This is not a war. We are not in war, this is just mobilization. Our leadership is having discussions with Russia and EU leaders are now in emergency meeting in Bryssles. More information soon. Stay tuned, we will cover this situation live here on all channels…”

-Wou. This is it. They kicked president out and the government. They are going to full war mode. That is bold.

-Sir, also report from Swedish intel, three Russian subs heading to Danish Straits.

-Oh fuck, they are trying to block our NATO fleet from getting in to Baltic Sea…

-Sir, we must send ASW’s and stop them with depth charges. Not necessarily destroy them, just scare them away. They know that we can do massive damage to their Fleet, we have six missiles to each ship, a surprise attack will destroy 70% of them in 30 minutes.

-Won’t we be in full war then?

-Yes. But they might want to avoid a war with NATO. This operation they are doing is aimed against Finland. Finland has very good shipyards, they make the best icebreakers in the world, they have good infra and Finland would resolve two of their goals: buffer zone and control of Baltic Sea. They believe that Finland and Sweden will join NATO sooner or later so this is also a operation against that.

-Yes, that has been hanging in the air for awhile now. And Putin is a Leningrad guy. He has property and a personal praying datcha at Valaam monastery. Also Dugin and other hard core nationalists like to hide there. Their paranoia about ”NATO expansion” is just nuts. But a serious narrative in their propaganda. Now we don’t know who is in real control of Finland, can we find that out, and please really fast…

-Sir, president Niinistö has just tweeted that he will resign!

-Okay, he was pushed over. But by who? Is this a military coup?

-Sir, video of Finnish Army troops storming their parliament building now on youtube!

-Lets see… hmmm… the guards are letting them in, no gunfire, are their storming or securing? Is there some parliament members hand cuffed?

-We have recognized her, she is prime ministers special advisor. She has tight contacts with Russia. Also Russian embassy is blocked. They are tightening up their security on high levels, looks like a coup but actually… isn’t?

-We have to wait the new governments announcements. But it is not relevant right now. Mobilization orders are real and Russia is closing their border and massing up over 130k strong forces to Finnish borders. And they have annexed Aland. And there are dead people on the media…

Helsinki Finland, 0410 zulu.

First Company moved fast and had their laser pointers on in the dark tunnels. They have done this multiple times, Helsinki has a huge network of tunnels under it and they know how to use them. They popped up behind the parliament building, second company arrived with AMV’s from the front. It took only two minutes to get to the governments meeting room and they secured the whole building in five. It was now a bastion. General Kaski arrived to the meeting room…

-Hello and perkele to you all, Mr President, ministers and others. By the law of Finnish War time protocol I strongly recommend that you all sit down and listen what I have to say. You are all fired.

-General, I am the commander of Finnish Army, president of Finland Sauli Niinistö. I order you to resign and stop this nonsense. This is a coup for Christ sake!

-No, Sauli, you are now a traitor. You have made a deal with Russia and let them annex our land. And refused to defend our citizens. And you, dear ministers, have done nothing to stop this nonsense.

-But vittu saatana, General Kaski, I am the defense minister and I have something to say also, you have no idea to handle this situation. We are actively trying to resolve…

-Actively resolve. Like what? Talking about minefields for years and playing the far-right idiotic games? Your incompetence had ruined our political and military command structure. You are just a armchair general… no armchair sergeant who had let piss occupy the thinking zone. Just like your boss, foreign minister Soini who is not allowed to touch Russia. That is reserved to our Sauli who is a whimp and a lawyer.

-I am prime minister. Do you really understand what you are doing here, General?

-This is not me. We. We the people of Finland. And we represent them now. Until we have the new government in power.

-But we have been democratically elected! We are representing Finns, you forget that?

-You don’t have the support of people anymore. You betrayed them. You let Russia took Åland. You have announced that we are having ”peace drills” with them…

-But that was the president who said…

-Shut the fuck up. I’m tired of your never ending political bullshit. Your incompetence is devastating to us. You have lost your moral compass. You are seeing things only trough money and profit. This ends now.

General reached his pocket and draw out a paper.

-Here is a list of Russian nuclear company Rosatoms money transfers. It looks like even president Niinistö has got secret funding through that Russian hockey team Jokerit, also you Ollie Rehn, have massive pile of that mafia money somewhere… looks like London bank to me. Here, have a look…

He gave that paper to go around, ministers went white on their faces, one of them start crying.

-You all have gave Russia an open invitation to Finland. You are selling this land by piece by piece. This is betrayal. We can publish this. We have it already copied and confirmed. It only takes one tweet to get it around the world. Now the question is, how do we proceed. Do we crush you public and have a new government trough elections? When Russia is attacking us, when we are in war against them? What do you think, millionaire and prime minister Sipilä?

-Umh… my name isn’t spelled right on this list. It could be some one else…

-Great, still thinking your own reputation when our nation is facing war. You bloody fools. This meeting makes me just more convinced that this is the only and right way to do it. Let’s go public, Captain, you have video running from this?

-All the time General, never stopped.

-Wait…wait… I didn’t know that this will go this far. When I talked with Putin he said many things, he said that he has bribed everyone. That he can crush down any government. So we played this just to expose him. We were going to reveal all this after the Football World Cup 2018. I swear! As a president I had to take the money. He said he would feel very upset if his money to help Finland wasn’t good. And he promised a very nice nuclear reactor to us!

-While you are trying to talk yourselves out of this, we have put our HQ in full order. We are starting full mobilization. We have also secured our main media channels, that’s going strictly under the law of War time preparations. Our internet is down cause Russia has managed to cut it, everyone is listening radios and watching TV right now. They believed that you, Sauli Niinistö, have the power to lead this shit alone. But as you can see, you have been so blind to all directions. Now, we can play this nice, like that you can be still our government but do as we say, or have new dramatic elections which is very complicated now because war. Or we sack you and form a war time government, with your help to keep citizens calm. And we keep this list of your corruption still under the table. I remind you that Russia has 120.000 soldiers at our border right now. I give you 5 minutes to discuss this. We will wait behind the door.

Finland, near Jyväskylä, 61.8151504, 24.9540281 0510 zulu

Pavel Tsornoye aka Paavo Mustonen, used his chainsaw to cut some trees that blocked the road behind them while Lexa was molding some plastic explosives to right shape to cut the railroad steel so that a train would crash to the right direction. That train would smash into the electric poles at over 100kmh and cause a massive pile of death and horror. And the mines around that area will force the rescue operation into halt. And one of the mines had small amount of strontium in it in a lead container. Dirty indeed. One other group was working near Lyly, a Finnish Army depot and had similar idea. The radiation will slow down everything, they knew everything about Finnish authorities working methods and protocols about these things. These guys loved their job. They were recruited from the Russian streets in 90’s, young master criminals who were mostly orphans or poor kids who had abusive drunk parents and so on. They were sent to Finland some years ago via Estonia as workers, lived a good life in West, enjoyed freedom and got Finnish citizenship after a while. There was 80.000 Russians in Finland and it was just so damn easy to hide there. Besides police never asked papers, countryside was practically empty and Finland had this ”gray economic” area were it was so easy to move money and avoid taxes. It was practically under governments protection: the right wing parties supported cheap labor as they do all over the world. And if you helped the right officials with little presents, no problemo. But now it has come the time when Russia activated these sleepers and agents. Lexa push the primer into the plastic explosives, tested the timer and sprayed some black paint over it. Pavel drove the car to the path of the train crash coming, it was also loaded with explosives. Then they walked to a near hidden car, had a long warming gulp of vodka and waited. Snow was slowly drifting in the air…

…to be continued…

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This is fiction. All rights reserved. Stay tuned… 😉

Sorry for not correct English. Not my first language. 😛

Part 3

Luga Russia, 300km from Helsinki, 0618 zulu.

General-Major Larimov was chain smoking and listening radio traffic at the command post. He had heard from report that Finland was mobilizing or at least trying. The smooth peace keeping drill has turned to hostile. Suka bljat, idiots have messed up again he thought but didn’t let that show on his face. His unit, 26th Missile Brigade, was deployed around the forests of Luga, shorter range units were closer to Estonian border, these heavy bastards, Iskanders with 700kg warheads, had 500km range and could hit south Finland deep enough with accuracy of 5 meters. He had 24 missiles already erected, ready to launch in 60 seconds. Re-loaders have 24 more and more was coming. And this was just one Missile Brigade ready to hit Finland, there was one north from Leningrad, one close to Murmansk and Kaliningrad was also hot. They were ready to hit Finland with over 140 Iskanders, enough to paralyze the country. Or they thought it would. But they had back up, Russian Air Force was ready to finish the job with massive strikes, over 200 planes were ready and hidden under camo nets, bunkers, road bases and forests. This was their plan B. The plan A, use of Finnish government and president had went sour. Something they should learned from Ukraine…

Moscow Russia, National Defense Control Center, 0630 zulu.

Massive hall was thriving. Huge screens were showing all kinda maps, flight paths, satellites and data that was so enormous that nobody actually could follow it. But it looked absolutely like someone really knew everything about the world. But it was just a bluff. It was more like chaos in the disguise of order. It make colonel Severnyiv feel sick. Especially the news about Baltic Sea. As a Navy officer he knew that if NATO wanted, their Baltic Fleet would be demolished in one hour. The briefing about Operation Aland had came as a surprise to most of them, although they knew something was coming. They were loosing Ukraine, people were rallying on the streets and starting to openly shout anti-Putin things, FSB was arresting people so much that prisons were full. Their media has been shouting that NATO has plans to attack Russia and that far-right is rising in West, ”Gay-Fascists” are threatening their Motherland. But everyone in the military knew this was nuts. But they had to play as the Kreml said. Generals were having heart attacks too much. They knew that Putin was wiping them out with FSB and it has caused paranoia and fear. But Colonel Severnyiv wasn’t that type of a guy. He loved the sea and being in command of a ship in the middle of cold waters. His shipmates have always liked him, he was tough but didn’t tolerate bullying or injustice. He had learned to adapt into Russian military murky side but at Sea he was his own master and loved the salty breeze. He was ordered to Moscow NDCC to learn HQ staff officer stuff, he was on a list to Admiral training and this was a part of that. But he doubt that general stuff since he had seen the Moscow fat ass Generals with 10 bedroom apartments, dinners with hookers and French cooks, the massive corruption and love of Putin’s ”brigade”. He was more an outdoor guy, simple live, simple solutions type.

He went to the dining area and took some tea with lemon. He saw from the big window that there was no traffic at all on Kremlevskaya. It could mean only one thing: Putin was arriving. He went closer to the window to see better, the pale December light was soft and gray, he could see over the Moskva river barely, fog was raising from the river. A security officer came next to him holding a radio. He was sweating like most of them did when Putin was near. They saw snipers taking positions on the lower roofs and a helicopter flew over the building and hover over the river. Column of cars, with sirens on appeared from right and drove to the front door. He couldn’t see there but he heard from the radio that ”Vova has landed”. Then suddenly a huge blast shake the building and the window shattered, the blast wave knocked him out…

NATO HQ Brussels, 0700 zulu.

-Everyone, look at the screen now, something big happened in Moscow!

”…a huge blast at the National Defense Center only one mile from Kreml at 10:55 local time. There are rumors that Mr. Putin was just arriving to the building when a explosion happened at the front of the building. Area is closed and no media is allowed there but we have some footage from a local blogger who was filming with his quad-copter, we see windows broken and burning vehicles, also lots of ambulances and fire trucks with sirens and lights on. Also military vehicles, BTR’s with OMON signs, that is the Internal military unit under MVD. Kreml has announced that this is an act of terror and has no comment of president Putin at the moment, they said that they need more information but they are worried about news from Finland that is having a military coup going on and that Finnish Army is mobilizing at the moment. The previous information of Joint Peace Drills with Finland at Aland is said to be correct but they are seeing a connection with this terror attack and the Finnish military coup the Putin’s spokesman says…”

-What channel is that? Russia Today?

-Yes, it was first on this one, they got Kreml in 5 minutes to give that announcement.

-Bloody hell, now every one goes with that. Oh shit, did someone really wipe out Putin?

-No body yet. But if he is dead, who will be the number one? Medvedev? Or will Shoigu announce Martial laws cause they are planting this Finland mobilization and possible coup theory to this?

-That is plausible. We have some intel that there is hard wing Generals in Russian military who have been not so happy with Putin and Medvedev. This is their chance to take power.

-Okay, now we have to go code red. But do it silent. Everything is possible now. Any news from Finland?

-Sir, President Niinistö will speak to the citizens of Finland in TV soon. He had tweeted that his resign announcement was somebody trolling his account. Looks like the coup theory is still blurry. But the mobilization is ongoing. They are collecting people from homes and working places, people are rushing to markets and gas stations, there is quite a chaos going on. Police says to avoid panic and that they have permission to use lethal force to stop robbers etc. Finnish air space is closed, also all civilian traffic is not allowed over Baltic Sea, that’s from our side. There is heavy Russian Air Force traffic there. And ours. Also satellite pictures shows Russian Missile Brigades being hot and ready, no launches yet. Radio traffic has increased 300%, also flash messages to all units also strategic nuclear forces are getting them, possibly related to the blast in Moscow. This is going fast, looks like this is planned… but is has chaotic elements now, a lot of them. Confusion in command structure, both, Finland and Russia.

-That’s normal in situation like this. Oh what the hell, this situation ain’t normal but the chaos is. This is not a chess game where you can see other players pieces and plan your play 5 moves ahead, this is a soup of overloaded information boiling over and we need to find the gas flame heating the pot…

-Looks like Russia is heating their story against Finland blaming that they are behind that blast in Moscow, they can use it as a very strong false flag…

-False flag… shit, of course. RT revealed it. The main story is to use it against Finland. If it is Chechen’s or some other group, they will deny it. If it is a conspiracy against Putin and he is dead, they will still use it against Finland. What if Putin was going to NDCC to announce that they won’t attack Finland and there is these hard core Generals who have decided to go on and take control of the whole Russia? Military coup?

-Another military coup?

-Complicated. Hybrid is complicated.

-Finns haven’t been in war for 70 years, maybe they are not acting as Hybrid warfare, maybe they are in real chaos, Russia instead is just acting like it?

-You have a point there General. Russia has trained and done this for decades. What’s Russia doing at our NATO borders? Anything new?

-Kaliningrad has its Iskanders out but no indication of Motor Rifle brigades on move, also their radars are scanning Baltic Sea, not Poland or Baltics. Belarus is also quiet, just some air patrolling. Pskov has something out, more like securing their heavy activity on Luga and Leningrad region.

-Okay. Let’s put some F-15’s out with HARM’s and Maverics, if the Russkies start lifting those Iskanders, we might have to destroy them. And find out is Putin alive or not.

Finland Helsinki, Yle Broadcasting center, 0735 zulu.

President Niinistö was pale and watching news about the Moscow blast. General Stunnberg, the head of Finnish Army was also pale but tried to look cool. General Kaski was there also with his side arm and security unit.

-What do we do now, General Kaski?

-We… go as we planned. You Mr President, go and read the announcement to the Finns that you are still legally the President of Finland but have given the command of Armed Forces to General Stunnberg. And that you were forced by Russians to say that peace drill shit and that Russia has sneakily attacked Aland. But you have to strongly deny all connections to that Moscow blast. We are not behind that. Russians are trying to blame us for it, it’s a perfect weapon for their information war against us, hell, who knows it is a deliberate false flag against us?

-But… you promised to not tell about the money connections and we work here together, is that right?

-Of course, we need to keep nation united, that’s why you also say that you won’t accept the governments resign, we just make few changes to restore trust and war time effectiveness. We change the defense minister, take opposition parties in. This needs to be every Finns government. Now we have only one mission, to save our country.

-But by the law…

-Fuck the law, every Finn understands that we have no time for elections, this is about life and death. The government doesn’t resign, they just rotate members. And if some people oppose this and want to revolt, we arrest them. This is war Mr President.

-Do you have a cigarette, I’ve lost mine…

-General Stunnberg, you need to speak also. You remember we drilled this some time ago, act like in that drill.

-You have drilled this? And not reporting me? The president?

-Well, Sauli, the thing is that after we find out what you have been doing in Moscow and that Rosatom nuclear plant deal, our alarms went on. We did some research and find out that not only you but your close circles like the Turku pro-Putin gang was suddenly making huge profits. Also years ago when you gave the Finnish citizenship to Russian oligarchs Rotenberg and Timchenko… well, you let in Russian mafia and now they are bribing all directions with their Finnish useful idiots. They have power inside our parliament through your Party, they have drawn us in the sanctions both ways and you didn’t see this. Or you did but kept listening Putin that it’s just temporarily and that things will get much better after Ukraine war is over. You bloody fool have tied yourself into a spiders net and dragged in the whole nation…

-But I can’t control money in free world! Business world is global and we must have our share, we can’t isolate ourselves…

-Oh my dear president, isolation is exactly what Russia did us during Cold War. You remember that we were in a military pact with USSR those days, but you still wanted to tie our economy back to Russia. And you never, ever had spoken about joining NATO. Why? Also why you were never invited to the White House? When was the last time Finnish President has visited there? Besides you have been in Moscow 2 or 3 times a year. We have been worried about that. A lot.

-I just have done what people expect me to do…

-Bullshit. You have lead us to war. That’s what you have done.

-Kaski, don’t be so harsh on him. He has to speak to the people in 15 minutes.

-He has to understand that we know. And that he can’t bluff anymore. The lawyer talks ends now.

-Maybe you should be there instead of me General Kaski. It seems like you are running this show and I’m a sidekick.

-My apologies General Stunnberg, but we kept you out of this for the last moment, we didn’t want any leaks. Not that we don’t trust you but to keep you clean…

-Okay, good enough. We have a war ahead. United we are strong.

-You heard that president? Now let’s go and save what we can…

Moscow Russia, National Defense Control Center, 0740 zulu.

Colonel Severnyiv woke up in a small room. His commanding officer Admiral Ponomarev was there with two other officers. They were whispering something over a small map and looked worried.

-Admiral Ponomarev, may I speak?

-Ah, look our favorite colonel has woken up! Good. You were knocked out in the blast…

-…yes, I remember, I was having tea and watching Putin arriving when suddenly boom…

-Da, there was a bomb. It killed our defense minister and Putin is in critical condition in Kreml hospital. 6 others died too. Military is going to take control of Kreml at any moment, Shoigu is announcing Martial Law and full mobilization. They are saying in the news that this was a Finnish terror attack done with help of Muslim radicals from Dagestan. They have arrested several people and some of them have confessed. After they beat them with iron pipes.

-Finnish terrorists? In Moscow? Military taking power?

-Shh… you know why we are here? Or do you know where you are? We are in a basement, nobody can listen us, this is protected room. We made this some time ago, too much our stuff was leaking to FSB and others.

-But… but why?

-Some Generals had enough of Putin killing our Generals and other people, they wanted to attack Ukraine in full force but that wasn’t Putin’s goal, he wanted to play it as a frozen conflict. And attack later when Europe is more weak. We as Navy see this more intelligent and know that we are too weak for full war against NATO. But these hard core Generals want to use nuclear weapons to show they mean business and surprise them. This operation Aland was meant to be handled politically and make Finland surrender without a major war. It was Putin’s idea. He had to look strong cause he is loosing in Ukraine.

-So the hard core decided to take Putin out and step in?

-That’s what we think. And also blame the Finns.

-Sukaa…

-Da, massive bljat. Dzerzhinky Division is patrolling Moscow and all other cities are full of MVD and OMON keeping control. FSB guys are being arrested, or those who are loyal to Putin. Most of them are flipping to military’s side. Medvedev is also under arrest but we think he wants to revenge Putin and will co-operate. Patriarch Kirill has spoken in TV and called this attack a religious fanatics hit to our Motherlands heart and couraged people to unite to a Holy War against evils. The ”old Finnish Fascists” he said. Looks like all is planned and things have turned to much worse.

-Our Baltic Fleet is not ready for full war.

-They don’t want to poke NATO. They are showing some nuclear threat to them if they will intervene at this Finland operation. They believe it is enough to keep them away. Besides Finnish president was playing by Putin’s playbook, maybe he was just fooled, but still. There was a hidden plan B by Finnish military and some others for this kinda situation. And now they are in full mobilization also. They didn’t believe it was going to happen. Now Shoigu has to go also to plan B, attack Finland.

-So what are we doing here in the basement?

-Well, we… the thing is that this is a coup. We don’t want to be part of that.

-But we have to follow orders. If we don’t, they will shoot us.

-True colonel, true. But we can play our own side game here. We know that people won’t like this at all and that they smell the dirtiness of this. We play with Shoigu and his new government but wait for the right moment.

-Play like what? Sabotage? Our own Navy?

-No. We make Shoigu loose to Finland. And then start new revolution. Democratic revolution. Maidan at Red Square.

-Suka bljaaat… how we do that? Would we be killing our own soldiers then?

-We can do it without any actual shots fired, come and see our plan…

…to be continued…

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Part 4

Swedish Air Force Base, some where near Beklinge 0900 zulu.

28 pilots was sitting in a briefing room with full gears, helmets on their laps. Nobody was chewing gum. They had Sparta kinda faces and eyes like angry hawks. This was Squadron 103. It wasn’t on any papers or lists. But here it was, and their planes were getting fueled and armed with full loads of shit that blows big holes to ships and tanks. And everything.

-…situation over Baltic Sea is tense, there is massive radar activity from land and sea. Also Kaliningrad coastal defense radars are pinging. The naval group heading to Åland has Gauntlet’s that can hit up to 12km but Kaliningrad has S-400’s that, as you know can hit up to 400km. We are going to fly low. Very low. We use Gotland as radar cover and then our group 205 will make us a corridor with various counter measures. We will have help from our Polish friends and Danish Navy who will start a heavy radar drills on Russia’s frequencies. Also German intel ship Alster is heading to area and is feeding us with data. Polish Air Force is already over Baltic Sea and will use their MiG’s and Su’s to stir up their radar operators heads. Officially NATO isn’t helping us, they are just having drills. Peace Keeping Drills. Officially we are working under the Lisbon Treaty. And right after our attack our government goes public and announces that we have joint NATO. And denies that we attacked.

-Sir, what about Norway?

-Good point, Norway can’t help us under Lisbon Treaty nor as NATO country. But we are having a peace keeping drill with them also in North. There is already two tank battalions heading to Kalix and squadron of their F-16’s and 2 squadrons of F-18’s are on their way. Officially this is a normal drill we have planned year ago. And we have planned this. Only it has more troops than in the actual plan. Like 100 times more.

-Any news from Finland?

-Finland will fly its Hornets to our side soon. We are preparing ammo and other stuff for them. We are sure that Russia will hit their Air Bases quite soon. They are flying their mechanics and support personnel at the moment to our side. We will use road bases Håkan, Bertil, Ragnar och Ylva for them. Norway will bring them stuff also. The Finnish pilot we saved from Baltic Sea said that Russians have long range AA missiles and that he had three missiles on his tail, one radar and two heat seekers.

-So they will try to wipe Finns out when they fly here?

-They will certainly try. Finns will do some false attacks first and make them use few missiles and reveal their positions. Then they and we know what areas to chaff and use some new electronic warfare shit. There is one Russian fighter squadron at Aland, Su-30’s. We will drag them to near Gotland and have a surprise there waiting for them. But they need that S-400 there, fighters alone can’t hold an island. They have BUK’s naval system on two destroyers that can hit up to 40km. One of those destroyers is followed by our sub. It will launch torpedoes at it 15 minutes before our attack. We are showing that Russkie bear that it has poked its face into Vikings nest. And we are going to stink to the most painful areas: nose, eyes and ears. Never mind the claws, we avoid the force, we take it’s head…

Kreml, Moscow, media room 0935 zulu.

Shoigu was sitting like a stick. He felt like his hair was full of electronic ants and he had a hard on like he never felt before. Goddamn the war meth was good. And Goddamn I am the God, he felt. No wonder the Finns were so good at the WW2 he thought, and we gave our soldiers vodka with morphine. Never again, he thought and looked at the reporters, journalists and TV-groups in front of him. He smirked and felt this funny feeling that he could kill all of them with one command. It is great, no, it is awesome to be Putin…

-In the name of Russian Federation, government and Armed Forces, Russia is now officially in full war. This morning at 10:55 our president Putin was attacked with a bomb at the National Defense Command Center. He is now in a serious condition and in coma. Doctors are doing all they can to save his life. By the orders of our constitution and laws, the government of Russia has appointed me, Sergey Shoigu, defense ministry and General of the Armed Forces as the commanding President of Russian Federation.

He looked the audience that was stunned and horrified, over his classes and felt like a rock-star. He was holding now keys to over 7000 nuclear warheads. Blitzkrieg pop. Motherfuckers, you will get a show that ends the history of the world, he smiled inside.

-We have arrested 5 people, three of them are Finnish citizens near the bomb attack. Two of them have confessed planting a bomb to assassinate our president Putin. Finland has used our friendship and kindness as a cover to launch this cowardly attack. You can see now on the screens pictures and names of these Finnish citizens, Yuhan Backman, Jon Hellevig and Anus Putkonen. They have been working closely with Russian media institutions and this Backman was infiltrated deeply in our political system. We believe they have also worked for NATO and one of them have assumable been working for CIA and exposed some of our nuclear secrets. We believe they have used Rosatom nuclear plant deal as a tool to get into secret files by bribing and corrupting our system. The other two arrested are Russian citizens who have been working for these Finns and they are from Dagestan area. They had fanatic Muslim literature and maps of strategic areas around Moscow in their apartments when we arrested them. This is a conspiracy. Also Finland is now mobilizing its Army and had cowardly killed three Russian soldiers at Peace Keeping Drills at Aland. This drill was planted long ago with Finnish President Niinisto in friendship and fully co-operation as against terrorism and to secure the Baltic Sea situation. Now our friends have stabbed us in the back. We have also reports of Finnish soldiers crossing our border in Carelia carrying fascist signs. They have opened fire against our border troops and one Russian citizen, woman age 24 has been raped and beaten to death in Helsinki yesterday. We won’t tolerate this. We protect our citizens all over the world.

-But why would Finland attack Russia? This is BBC correspondent Stacey Hummington asking.

-Nationalism is rising all over Europe. Finland was Hitler’s ally in WW2. Hitlerism has never vanished from Finland. Or Europe. And Finland is having a military coup right now. We believe that they have a fascist conspiracy inside their Army and politicians. They have let the nationalistic party Basic Finns in the government, one of them is defense minister and one is foreign minister. They have openly supported the Fascist street movement, who was behind the young Russian woman rape and death, the so called ”Soldiers of Odin” which has now spread to all Scandinavia, Norway. And we remember Breivik who is one of the worst terrorists in whole history who is one of these also.

-How do you comment that Aland peace drill, that it is actually Russia annexing Aland? President of Finland has just said that there is no peace drills and that you sneakily attacked there on night right after Finland’s Independence day?

-This is part of their information war against us. They are simply lying. There is no proof of what he is saying.

-Proof? But your troops are there? Isn’t that a proof?

-Yes they are there because they are in Peace Keeping Mission. They haven’t kill anyone, they are there just to secure that Peace will stay on that area and that Finns won’t secretly annex a demilitarize area. This was discussed at United Nations few months ago, we have this suspicious feeling that something like this Finnish Military Fascist coup will happen.

-So now you are saying that this is not a joint peace keeping drill with Finns?

-Not anymore after they attacked our president and Moscow. And shot 3 of our soldiers. We have send a note to Finland and cancelled this joint drill. It is now our drill. And we will gladly let OSCE and United Nations to observe our peace drill. But this is minority at the moment, 30 minutes ago I have ordered full military mobilization.

-Full mobilization? Against NATO?

-This is going strictly under our constitution and laws, this is our answer to brutal attack. We are securing our borders and going to protect our citizens. We are not attacking NATO or anyone. We are protecting. We are demanding that Finland will stop its militarization and war preparations against us, that they pull out their troops from Carelia and that they stop their plans to join NATO. We have a agreement with Finland that they will not help or join NATO and USA but now they have had drills with USA Air Force and other NATO elements against our deal. This is going to stop now.

-So you are going to war?

-If it is necessary to protect our citizens, yes.

Finnish Army HQ, secret command bunker, near Helsinki 1005 zulu.

-Holy fuck what amount of horse shit that Shaitan vomit over us!

-Perkele, that was a multi heavy barrage that. Well, it was expected.

-General Kaski, we have message through secret line 7. It’s from Sweden.

-Have you encrypted it? Is it from 103?

-Yes, it says ”Exodus 23:28”.

-Excellent. Send them ”Amen Brothers!” and get me Baltic Fleet positions.

-General, what was that?

-Bible. Now get me the positions and call general meeting in 30 minutes.

-Yes sir!

Kaski went to the map board where colonel Turto was drawing positions and arrows, three radios were on and two screens showing data non stop. Coffee machine was spitting hot water over black grounded coffee.

-Colonel, how’s the land forces mobilization going?

-Not good. We have to pick up men by hand. We can’t read lists on radio or TV, besides emails or other internet stuff doesn’t work. It isn’t secure either. We have to post orders but as you know, it is way too slow.

-What do we have at the moment?

-Mobilization has been going on just 3 hours, we have nothing from there. Few officers are lifting up storages to give clothing and weapons, all garrisons are in code red, conscripts are supposedly arranging the close defense, truck companies are just heating up, fuel storages are half empty and roads are getting jammed. Also reports from the military police units that are picking up the A group that half of them are not coming, they have wife and kids crying, they need to go to bank and give money to their families, some of them are still too toxicated from yesterday, some of them simply says fuck off. One started to shoot with his hunting weapons from his window and yelled ”You can keep your jack”. We just leave these men, can’t force them.

-But half is coming?

-Well, yes and no. Some of them come right away, some of them come right after they had take care of things. We have now taxis with one officer or sergeant in them picking up these guys also, 30 pick up groups here in Helsinki, we have managed to get 90 men now. 80 has said to come right after they can. We try to call them but the internet blackout is fucking up that also. Also heavy traffic jams, people are rushing to shops, drug stores, gas stations… you name it. By this speed, we can possibly have 300 or 500 by the late evening.

-Battalion. One fucking battalion.

-Yes. And in 24 hours, by this speed we might have another battalion here in Helsinki. We have now volunteer recruit points were people can come and give their names and we check if they have a position in one of our units. Some of them have the letter we send 2 years ago but their positions have changed so we have to check them manually. There is a growing number of people coming to these points but also some rioters.

-Didn’t we give a precise order to this rapid respond reserve formation, this 24 hour readiness group? Address were they should go, number they should call? Why we are handpicking them?

-The government decided that it has to be ready in 24 hours counting from the time they have the letter or information in their hand. Well, they have the first letter that says they are in that group but it was just an announcement. We can’t tell 24k people about that secret, it would be…

-…yes, it won’t work. So basically this plan is fucked up. Have they send that letter, the real mobilization one with collecting point?

-They are printing it now. It will be on post by afternoon.

-So it will be on their hands tomorrow or day after that, fuck it’s the weekend… so on Monday and from that we have to count 24 hours so this group will be, in theory, ready in 5 days. Some marvelous planning from our defense ministry, again.

-Sir, we have to read on radio places where our reserves have to go. And read lists. And on TV.

-And give Russians perfect targets to hit?

-What else can we do?

-We have to mobilize our conscripts.

-That’s 7000 or actually 2800 at the moment. They are having 2 days free because of Independence day. They should be back at garrisons tomorrow. We suspect that some of them won’t come back because of mobilization and this war.

-So we can have, in theory, one brigade or let’s say 3 or 4 separate battalions from conscripts with conscript leaders and our own personnel leading them and handling the harder stuff in 24 or 36 hours?

-In theory, yes. But they are no match to professional Russian Tank Brigades. It would be like sending them to suicide mission.

-There is now 6th Army at Kamenka, 3 full brigades, 750 tanks, separate special force battalions, 3 airborne regiments air borne, 3 missile brigades waiting orders to launch Iskanders, over 200 Su’s and MiG’s… and this is just the south part. At north there is 2 full Brigades, one tank brigade and all the support from Murmansk area air force units. Also attack helo’s, missiles, cruise missiles, electronic warfare brigade, our radio comms will be dead. And our cell network. Wondering why they let our radio and TV still work…

-Sir, they need a channel to follow our information. They wait that we hesitate and give something useful… just like I was advising… Shit. They seem to know our every move…

-Yes. And our moves are public stuff. Just google it. Besides we train 20k conscripts a year, they fill youtube with army videos and update stuff in facebook. And when they are drunk they can’t keep their mouths shut. Russia instead smudges things and the fucking maskirovka. Sometimes it is not that and they have layers of systems. In Ukraine they this proxy shit, but now they are coming in classic mass formations with a surprise. We can’t beat those land formations, they will drive straight to Helsinki and the North group will take Lapland and drive straight to Swedish border.

-Why we didn’t see this coming, General Kaski?

-Why? Goddamn, we report this kinda possibility many times to our politicians, President was in these meetings but he kept saying that he will handle this, he will go to Moscow and negotiate bla bla. Instead he came with a nuclear deal plant, gave Russians a perfect weapon to stir our economy and to build a nuclear bomb into our soil. He also appointed his kinda guys to top positions, the defense minister kicked out one of our most capable guy and replaced him with a whimp. It’s been like our defense experts have been walking in sleeping pills for the last 30 years…

-We need help.

-Yes. We will get some help. It won’t enough but we have some tricks we haven’t use yet. Where is president Niinistö? Get him here now! And give me coffee perkele! Oh there’s the coffee…

North Atlantic, Viking Through, USS Minnesota 1018 zulu.



-Sir, ELF message, priority one!

-Very well, lets see that.

Fast attack submarine Minnesota was 150 meters below the sea surface going silent listening traffic around it. It had followed Russian K-410 Smolensk Oscar class sub for few days from distance. It was one noisy bitch, it had a flaw in one of its blades that made a unmistakable fingerprint. And modern sonars were some spaceship tech that could hear polar bears sleeping. They actually recorded one under the ice near Svalbard last year. Well, it was snoring though.

-Sonar, what’s the status of Smolensk?

-It’s 30 miles on our starboard, going 8 knots, heading 255 sir.

-Any other contacts?

-One Udaloy behind us, 90 miles, 10 knots, heading 196 sir. It’s Levchenko sir.

-Okay. XO, put us on battle stations. Full ahead, turn to Smolensk’s course.

-Battle Stations! Full ahead, new course 290! Sir… what is this?

-You wont believe this.

Captain Moorer gave to executive officer the ELF message.

-Lantcom to all fleet…code red…search and ping all Russian Navy ships and subs, report positions and keep them on cross hairs. This is not a drill. This is not a drill. This is not a drill?!

-Not a drill. Looks like whole NATO Atlantic units have the same order.

-This is related to Baltic Sea situation?

-Seems like it. President Clinton is showing she has some balls. I kinda like that. Jesus, I’m having goose bumps, do you feel the same?

-But sir… this… we can cause a war here!

-Nah, Russia has rusty corvettes on steroids that can’t go full speed, we know all of their locations and their ship crews by names, we are going to show them that if you move, we blow you to Valhalla.

-But their nuclear missile subs…

-Both of them are followed around the clock, if they open a hatch, it’s 30 seconds to Mars. Clinton has good advisors. They know we can kick Russia’s ass to the moon and don’t hesitate to show it. Bold. And sexy.

-Yes sir.

-Now get me a cup of tea. We have 25 minutes before we are on Smolensk’s bow. We might even have a chance to open our torpedo hatches this time.

NATO HQ, Brussels 1030 zulu.

-People, you need to see this, White House is having an announcement… on the screen now, live from Washington.

President Clinton of United States of America walked to the microphones in deep blue dress, had a tough look on her face and no jewelry or any shiny things. USA and NATO flag and a big screen was behind her.

-Good to see you all. As you might know already, there is a dangerous situation evolving now on Russia and Baltic Sea region. We have here satellite images of Russian military massing over one hundred thousand strong Army at the Finnish borders. They have landed over 6000 strong force with tanks and air force units to Aland that is a demilitarized zone by United Nations decision from year 1921. The have lied that it is a peace keeping drill with Finland. They have also shot down one F-18 Hornet over Baltic Sea. There was a also bomb explosion in Moscow this morning wounding seriously president Putin and killing some other people according to Russian media. While we are still trying to have confirmed reports of the status of of Mr Putin, the Russian media has already made claims that Finnish people are behind this attack. They have also ordered full mobilization by the acting president, Army General Shoigu. He says that he was appointed by the Russian government and is now the acting President of Russian Federation. We believe there might be some kinda Army coup going on, they have now lots of internal military and police units controlling Moscow and other major cities. NATO has reported heavy Russian military activity at Baltic Sea but says it is not directed against NATO members, yet. Because of the possibility that Russia might be in hands of non reasonable persons and that they have over 7000 nuclear warheads, I have ordered our Armed Forces to full alert. Our Navy with NATO friends are right now rushing to Atlantic to secure peace and find all Russian Navy vessels. You can see from the screen that we already know where they are. This is all happening in fully co-operation with European Union and NATO…

-Anyone seen that order here?

-Sir, it came 5 minutes ago, we are having information tsunami at the moment…

-Give it to me, now.

-…and I as the president of USA won’t let Russia to break the international rules and annex Aland. United Nations are in emergency meeting right now about this situation an will condemn Russia’s actions. We are going to also demand that Russia with draws all its troops from Crimea and East-Ukraine. This has to stop now. We want that Russia has to resign its position in UN Security Council. There is no room from terrorists there. Yes, what Russia does is state terrorism against it’s weaker neighbors and is trying to use those non-NATO status as excuse to use force to…

-Well who would expect that…

-She’s making America great again?

-Yeah and NATO too. Bloody time some one takes lead.

-You noticed that she didn’t said it was a Finnish Air Force Hornet?

-Let’s keep it that way. It is after all American plane. And she wasn’t lying…

-Sir, in the order our Baltic Sea naval units are not ordered to hunt the Russian vessels or subs.

-Yes I know. There’s another plan for that. Vikings have something to say first. Now I need coffee. It’s gona be busy next 24 hours…

to be continued…

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The mother fucking saga continues… part 5 soon. Stay tuned! 😉

Part 5

Lithuania, Panemuné crossing point 1045 zulu.

Kristaps Nevarauske was driving his 18-wheeler and prepared to stop at the Lithuania-Russia border checkpoint at Panemuné, across Sovetsk. The Russian town was actually old Germanic town called Tilsit. Yes, the cheese. But since USSR annexed Kaliningrad in WW2 they changed the name Sovetsk. And it has been since rotting slowly like everything in Russia. People lived still in houses build at 1800th century because they were simply better than the communist era block of flats called ”Khrushchyovka’s”. They should be all demolished with napalm, Kristaps thought and had shivers remembering his childhood in one of those. You simply couldn’t repair those, it was cheaper to build a new one. But nobody cared in Russia. Everything was working at the ”minimum level”. Only threats that could kill you were repaired. And not even those, roads had pot holes deep enough to berry your car, there was people who had drowned in big cities, even Leningrad, in their cars. In the middle of a road. But in Soviet-Russia…

–Labą dieną! Good day, papers and passport. What’s your cargo and destination?

-Laba laba, well the same old same old, rat poison, fertilizers, agronomic stuff to poultry farm in Lipovka, Kalinovka and one other place.

-Okay. Need to see the cargo, new rules. Russia demands to check everything. They might check you even harder when you get over the border. Tense stuff today.

-No problem, let’s go and check.

Kristaps jumped from his truck and they went to the back and opened the seal. Border official climbed in and looked around, checked that it was same stuff that was on the papers, wrote his signature to the papers and then they sealed the doors.

-Okay, everything in order. It was below zero last night so roads are icy. Drive carefully!

-Thanks, I will. Sudie!

-Sudie!

The truck roared heavily under the full cargo and pulled itself to the road and towards the Neman river that was also the border line between NATO, Lithuania and Russia, Kaliningrad. He pressed a button that started to pump diesel from his full gas tanks to inside his cargo room, especially inside the nitrate-based fertilizer canisters. He tapped his phone and started a live periscope feed, put it on the wind shield. There was a traffic jam on the Luisenbrücke, an old beautiful German bridge that lead to Sovetsk. On the other end was Russian customs and he could see that there were border guards with weapons and sniffer dogs. They were inspecting everybody, dogs were sniffing cars from inside out, people were checked with metal detectors and hands. Guards were masked and pointed guns on cars. Looked like the mobilization and state of war was serious, he thought. Well motherfuckers, in a while it’s going to get much serious…

Swedish Army HQ’s, 1032 zulu.

-Förvaltare, show me that Gotland data of the three Russian subs again.

-Right away Admiral. Here it is, sound analyses, position and headings. I put the recording on speakers now.

Admiral Sabba closed his eyes and listened, he turned his head from side to side and closed the other ear and then the other and again.

-Jävla, I am not old, give me headphones…

He listened again, closed his eyes…

-There! Put it on speakers and turn up the volume! Can you here it?

-Umh, what sir?

-Two of those are decoys! I was 7 years a sonar officer in 80’s, listen again! They are too steady, no moire!

-Sir, you know better than me. But Gotland gave us this information…

-Call them and tell them to check it again. And check the magnetic sensors, I’m 99% sure that Russians are bluffing us to believe they have no subs near that Åland convoy. There is only 3 subs at Baltic Fleet, or 4. Besides they didn’t have any escort for those subs. Russkies don’t send three subs in Baltic sea water without surface ships. No way. One sub and two decoys.

-Calling now sir.

-And send this via secret channel to NATO. And Finland.

-Javvist Herr Admiral!

-5 hours. They bluffed us 5 hours. I need to call Beklinge…

6th Army operational HQ’s, Russia Vyborg 1106 zulu

Underground bunker complex was build during USSR era. It still had old paintings with attacking soldiers and Lenin with his hand pointing to west, Finland. Lot’s of wires and new piping, air ventilation were filling the walls. A big hall had three maps on it, one was the whole world. At the third map colonel was showing General-Major Sergey Kuralenko, the commander of 6th Army, and a sweaty prime-minister Medvedev, who was in a too big camo uniform, the current situation at Finnish border, Carelian part.

-138th brigades tank battalion is now at Torfyanovka and has visual to Finnish border. Their 2nd battalion is to left and 3rd is right behind them. 4th is securing the rear. Engineers made some forest fires with flamethrowers and old tires at north, the wind is NE, 3 m/s, perfect for us, sats and drones are blind. Artillery Battalion is ready, 36 Akatsiyas. Also Grad battalion is ready, 18 launchers. Also our corps artillery and MRLS’s is covering them, naturally. Their recon… we have not crossed the border yet… technically. Besides our GRU is feeding us stuff from Finnish side. The AA is more south, we believe if they try to use their Hornet’s, they will come low from the sea side. We do radar sweeps now and then with one unit, then move it again. Besides we have Pantsir’s and S-400 Battalion in the the Primorsk oil harbor area, corvettes 531 and 545 on the area and constant air cover on Gulf of Finland. The Tunguska battery is with the tank battalion. And if they attack first, then we haven’t start the war. Besides if needed, we are ready to shoot down some civilian plane to make them sure that airspace is ours. Of course we deny it.

-Good. The Finns are in chaos right now. People are panicking and the roads are jammed. There is only some platoons, army personnel with active reservists at the border zone. And some border guard elements. But no heavy weaponry, only some anti-tank fire and forget shit, but that’s mainly it. They can’t mine the roads, civilians are there. And we have the engineers mine clearing tanks with the tank regiment, right?

-Yes General, as planned.

Medvedev was quiet and his face looked like he have had a major tooth surgery just few hours ago. With out painkillers.

-Just why they don’t let civilians stay there and get some hits? It would make us look bad in the media. On the other hand we don’t need arty barrages to level shit down, maybe just some smoke screens and illumination. It’s dark soon, the nights are long. Finally the ground is getting frozen. Makes it easy to use fields and forests. This time the forest is our best friend…

-Yes, General. Up here at Vainikala railway crossing point we have 4th regiment of Pskov VDV 76th Division in a Finnish passenger train waiting. When we closed the border we stopped this at Vyborg and took the passengers out and loaded it with them. Their war machines and the rest are on a train just behind them. Also 1st tank regiment from Naro-Fominsk, Kantemirovskaya Tank Division is on this track waiting to get over. 1st regiment from 25th MRB is securing the area and will push in and take control of the area after Pskov guys pull in and continue deeper. Kantemirovskaya will turn to Lappenranta and their 2nd and 3rd regiments are just arriving to Leningrad area, will be on that track in few hours, they can attack from the move.

-Bloody clever idea from our FSB guys to attack with a Finnish passenger train.

-Well, General, it’s actually a variant of Brest-Litovsk 1941. ”Reversed last grain train”.

-Ah, the good old Operation Barbarossa. That was a blast. Best lesson we could ever get from warfare…

Medvedev was going to say something, his mouth tried to open letting this weird chewbacca sound to the air…

-Yes, Dima, it hurts. War is full of pain. Medic! Bring your leader one aspirin! …where were we? What about the ”Operation Clubman”?

-Clubman, yes, that is important. The channel that flows from Finland’s biggest water reserves to our side crosses our border at Nuiyamaa. If they blow the gates at Lappenranta, they will flood massive area on our side and could cause massive shit. We have 4 GRU and FSB teams inside Finland on that area working on it. All is ready for Koroljev’s Spetsnaz ”Pjat” to go in and take control of the vital points. They go in with helo’s, low and fast, secure the spots and fast attack special regiment will cross Nuiyamaa with our new equipment. That regiment is trained to only this, General. It is a plan that has been on our playbooks since 1960’s. It’s only 20km from border to Lappenranta, we can reach there with 8 batteries at the moment. We have a plan B that requires a lot of firepower.

-Never wondered why the bridges are so high at Vyborg…

-Yes, this is the reason. The other big water flow is at Svetogorsk but it flows to lake Ladoga and won’t affect to south. But we are going to take that stream under control too with a similar operation, the Koroljev’s ”Vosim” is doing that.

-Colonel, why you are still just a colonel? You seem to be very informed about things?

-Well, sir, actually this is just my military rank.

-Oh. Forget that I asked. Carry on.

-9th motor rifle brigade is pulling through that Nuiyamaa crossing point and will turn to north, Imatra, their BTR’s are better on those good roads than tracked vehicles, speed is the essence here. We are going to block a lot of roads, order civilians to stay at home at that region. We take control of the radio a TV towers, block Finnish signals and send our Finnish stuff. We have some Finn politicians like Pavel Vaurunen who will give us statements and Ville Haabsalo has done some good spots about this operation which is going to be presented as ”temporary Peace securing operation” against Finnish military coup. Also our media is following closely this operation and we show people Russian media with Finnish text. And some parts of Finnish own media, the parts that suits us. The idea is not let them escape, we give them free food, vodka and some of the regional governing personnel is already bribed or honey potted to our side. We will come as friends, well… we are Finn’s friends after all. They just don’t understand it yet.

-You guys think all in advance, some excellent planning colonel.

-Shut up General. Were was I… ah, yes. Our first task is the river Kymijoki. We will surround the cities Hamina and Kotka, not go in there first. There’s some though garrisons there that could cause too much casualties for the Finns. Don’t want that spread on media. We will negotiate them to surrender, cut roads and other stuff from there. It’s winter after all, they will let us in after they see from media that Lappenranta and Imatra and other places are joying free vodka and food. And that this is only temporary. We are going to gather up all refugees and others, false flag some terrorist stuff and move them to Siberia. We blame them as we have all the time. But if those garrisons want to fight, well, our MLRS’s are ready scare those. They are conscripts after all. We just need to soften them a little bit. We do same at Lahti and Koulova.

-Medic here, major-General! You called?

-Oh yes, give our dear prime minister a morphine shot. Looks like has felled on the steps and broken his jaw. And bring him a wheel chair. Poor fellow. Where were colonel?

-This is the south Carelian part in basics, the land force part. On the other map I’ll show you the air force and Baltic Sea plans, also other stuff. Further north Carelia we have 6th tank brigade ready to cross border near Parikala, they will turn to Punkharju. At Sortavala we have the newly formed separate tank regiment from Putin’s Nashi caders and loyalists with some special elements, Omsk VDV will drop a regiment to Joensuu and they take the airport, then we send in some more stuff, prepare defense to west, exploit to north, take Koli, Nyrmes and Juukha. The had a brigade there few years ago at Kontyoranta, we use that area to establish a basement. The Lapland operation is still open, it depends on some variables, we might go straight to Sweden border, or just cut it from south Finland, the Putin’s Bomb, nuclear factory construction site at Hanhykivi will be secured by another VDV parachute operation, it could be enough there. Depends. We improvise on the move. But basically same as the south. Peace securing operation. We are moving troops from east all the time to take the places of the troops send to west. No need to think about rotation now when we are in state of war. Also we are calling reservists fast and we are forming 6 Divisions in 4 days, they have been given the silent order month ago. Equipment is ready at Petrozavodsk, Lakhdenpohja and other storages.

-Oh look, Dima has fallen asleep… aww…

Finland, near Jyväskylä, 500m SE from railroad bomb 1121 zulu

Pavel was pissing outside the car and farting loud. Beer was good in Finland and he liked it a lot. With vodka. A dog was barking some where, a typical Finnish countryside sound: old chained spitzer just announcing his friends that wassap. And that maybe a squirrel was somewhere near. Or enemy. Lexa was smoking inside the car and listening his satellite receiver that was tuned up to 6263kHz. They have waited for 7 hours to get a go ahead to activate the railroad mayhem they’ve prepared. He was getting nervous.

-Lexa, relax, have a drink.

-The radio said that all passenger traffic has been cancelled because they have problems. Well, in reality they need the tracks for military. But why there’s been not a single train yet?

-Nah, Finns are confused, it takes time to load tanks and shit. Relax, it will come.

Lexa took the bottle and give it a good hit.

-Ah shit. I remember when I was conscript, we drank some washing alcohol. I was at air base that had bombers. They had tons of pure ethanol, we need it to clean Backfires butt. 4 guys died when they simply dropped from those heights, alcohol poisoning killed them before they hit the ground. Oh those days…

-I was in a shitty regiment at far east, Sakhalin. Coastal missile stuff. It was a fucking Gulag. We had three missiles, two were just old scrap, one was supposed to work. 3 guys tried to escape one day with a boat. They drowned, one frigate just ran over them.

-Things were luxury at west bases those days.

-Yeah, and you get there only if you were a party member, or your parents were.

-And your parents were…

-Umh… well my uncle was a major in missile troops. And a party member. He wrote me recommendations.

-Bljat, I wasn’t that lucky. I never knew my father. They said he died in prison. My mother was just a factory worker. No chance for that.

-Yes, the system was harsh. But what could you do. You just go with flow…

-Flow… for others a stream of misery and pain and others were having a party on a luxury ship sailing on it…

-But it’s history Pavel. Now we are making new Russia. Better Russia! And you are now in the ship…

-Da, yes I am. Let’s have a drink for that!

It was already dark. Small snow flakes were drifting in the air. Finnish radio was reading news to people that they should keep calm and avoid panic. The president of Finland was speaking…

-Dear citizens and others. Situation is little bit not normal right now. There is some kinda mistake happen in Russia and that has caused some over reaction from Moscow right now. The reports of Russia attacking Finland are not quite true, they are now in Åland, yes that part is true. But they say it is a peace drill. We are checking that now. Also president of USA, ms Clinton has condemned the actions of Russia and so has European Union and United Nations. We strongly condemn the attack at Moscow and hope that Putin will recover soon. In situation like this it is normal that they increase their military readiness. But our intelligence says it is not aimed against us…

-Bljaat, that guy is a pussy… fucking pederast…

-…but we have increased our military readiness just to make sure that… well, this is a readiness exercise to test our systems. No need for panic. Things will be normal quite soon, quite soon. Now what comes to the acting Russian president Shoigus claims that Finns are behind the Moscow bombing, we can only say that it is not true. The Finns they have arrested in Moscow are yes, our citizens but they have been working in Russia for years and for Russian government. They have actively done information campaigns against us and our police is investigating them, also. We will give all help for Russia to resolve this mystery. I have given the Army command to General Stunnberg, this is normal and goes by our laws. We have made some changes in our government, this is also part of this readiness exercise, our new defense minister is Carl Hägglund, we called him back, he was acting defense minister in our previous government. Our new foreign minister will be appointed soon, Timo Soini is at the moment not capable of work, he has serious fever and is at hospital care now. I assure you that we are not having any kinda coup going on. Our parliament has accepted all these changes and…

-They still don’t understand what they are facing…

-Or they do but try to play time. What they don’t have. Slow Finns…

-Don’t forget that the fastest Formula one drivers come from Finland. Raikkonen.

-And hockey, suka bljaat, I never forgive the Sochi embarrassment.

-They should have their hockey coaches leading that country…

-Ha ha… that’s good one Pavel, let’s drink for that!

Suddenly the sat receiver started to announce numbers. Numbers in four groups. Pavel turned the car radio down and Lexa started to write down the numbers… tsitire vosim adin nol…pjat dva nol tri… tri sem sem vosim…

At Luga 26th missile brigade commander General-Major Larimov was writing down the same numbers…

…to be continue… stay tuned. 😉

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Part 6

Russia Moscow, NDCC, Cyber Department, underground facilities 1158 zulu.

-Davai, listen up, everyone! We have now new orders, open the Finnish internet, make traffic analysis, spot category A, B and D cellphones, make movement lines. Get Olgino ready for disinformation attack, we are going side by side with RT and other media. Target especially Facebook. Stream all live feeds with military and emergency action to department Voina. Open Finnish radars and follow. Start fuzzing GPS over Baltic Sea, oh this is air forces job, why did it come to us? Never mind, next item: cut their media broadcasting center in Helsinki and let Tampere take over, we cut that later. Prepare for the operation ”Electromg”. Oh, and make a fake alarm at Lovisa nuclear reactor plant. Make it big. Team officers to my desk for full orders. Now!

People were electrizited. They have been preparing for this 2 two years and now they have a go. Well, they have a go already 2 years ago but this was the ramming point. It takes time to plant shit in peoples heads and turn media. Especially Finnish ones. Stubborn but easy that nation was. Like a child who has burned himself with boiling water as a child, they avoid all hot and boiling. And Russia was that hot water. Boiler with over pressure.

-Markov, bring us Red Bull and get Olgino on the line. Davai! …okay, team officers, keep eye on your folks, no hesitation. Remember that the monitoring group is just above us. We’ve done good in rehearsals, this is some bad ass shit we’re pulling now. And we love it, da?

NDCC’s youngest General was 36 years old life time game