In a vacuum, the name "Michal Jordan" is a perfectly fine one. The only problem with it is that anyone named Michal Jordan is going to be compared to Michael Jordan for his entire life. That kind of fate has befallen defenseman Michal Jordan of the Carolina Hurricanes, who had his short NHL career compared to Michael Jordan's rather lengthy NBA one in a recent graphic:

Here we go again...story of my life!🙈 thanks a lot @PredsNHL thanks a lot pic.twitter.com/KwLYHRBsg9 — Michal Jordan (@TheBigCzech23) December 3, 2014

Poor guy. We doubt Michael Jordan has this problem. No, the other one.

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