Mommy Tina (Kristine Sagara) and her loose upstairs lips pose a real threat to the safety and well being of Thom the Water Champ. Zer’s claim that zer would out Mommy Thom for defending his right to drink coffee with a little bit of milk in it is not only a violation of his civil liberties but of the sanctity of Ride or Die. Keep this animal off the streets, hold zer down, and pull zer’s jeans up before zer does this exact thing to your children.