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Urologist gets pulled to ER duty for COVID crisis. This is when they found out the news.

Urologists get drafted to medicine

00:00 - 00:03 The virus is rapidly spreading

00:04 - 00:05 Its taken over all the hospitals

00:05 - 00:07 The University Hospital here is expected to take the largest hit.

00:08 - 00:12 The floors and units are filling up slowly, and

00:12 - 00:15 the community hospitals are being expected to dump patients soon

00:17 - 00:19 It's fine, the nurses can get most

00:19 - 00:21 of their Foleys without the Urologists

00:24 - 00:26 Dr. Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 We are...

00:31 - 00:33 We are getting drafted to ER shifts

00:34 - 00:36 They are starting us tonight.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who believes in USPTF guidelines and has not done a DRE in the past year, leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCK

01:15 - 01:17 WE ARE UROLOGISTS

01:18 - 01:23 WHAT DO THEY EXPECT ME TO DO

01:25 - 01:28 THE VIRUS DOES NOT RESPOND TO LASERS

01:29 - 01:31 I CANT CUT OUT THE VIRUS

01:31 - 01:34 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MEDICINE

01:34 - 01:37 NOW THE VIRUS IS GOING TO KILL US

01:37 - 01:40 BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MASKS TO GO AROUND

01:40 - 01:42 DR. FUHRER, THEY SAID THEY WILL GIVE US PPE

01:42 - 01:46 THESE ARE LIES, THEY ARE WEARING THE SAME MASKS EVERY DAY

01:46 - 01:48 I KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OUT OF A T-SHIRT

01:48 - 01:52 THE SURGEON GENERAL IS FULL OF HIMSELF

01:53 - 01:54 I AM NOT WEARING A T SHIRT MASK!

01:56 - 01:57 HALF OF MY PROSTATES AND STONES

01:57 - 02:00 HAVE ALREADY BEEN CANCELLED

02:00 - 02:03 AND I SIT AND TWIDDLE MY THUMBS.

02:04 - 02:08 WAITING FOR THE NEXT COVID FOLEY CONSULT

02:08 - 02:13 WHERE THE NURSES AND MEDICINE RESIDENTS

02:14 - 02:16 HAVENT EVEN TRIED TO PUT IT IN

02:17 - 02:21 A 16FR GLIDES RIGHT IN!

02:27 - 02:29 And now, they expect me in the ER...

02:30 - 02:34 I am a specialist, a Urologic specialist!

02:34 - 02:36 Now stuck in the ER.

02:41 - 02:42 Put me in the ER...

02:43 - 02:47 I AM SURE I CAN DO IT BETTER THAN THE ER RESIDENTS!

02:48 - 02:53 TAKING THEIR TIME CONSULTING EVERYONE.

02:54 - 02:56 MAYBE I'LL CONSULT THE UROLOGIST,

02:56 - 02:59 WHEN SOMEONE COMES IN DURING THIS PANDEMIC

03:00 - 03:02 BECAUSE SHE IS INCONTINENT!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, they'll do the sling after the pandemic..

03:14 - 03:16 But when I get the COVID-19

03:19 - 03:23 Maybe, just maybe they will save me a ventilator.

03:25 - 03:26 I hope.

03:31 - 03:33 Then the real problem

03:40 - 03:46 The nurses will have to put in my Foley catheter

03:46 - 03:49 What if they run into trouble?