There’s a rather short answer to this question: No.

Sadly for Miley Cyrus, she was taken into medical care after having an allergic reaction to some medication she was taking and was forced to cancel her concert in Kansas City, Missouri as a result.

“Kansas I promise I’m as [heartbroken emoticon] as you are. I wanted so badly 2 b there 2night [sad cat crying emoticon]. Not being with yall[sic] makes me feel sh**tier than I already do [hospital masked emoticon].”

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She also posted the above picture of herself and “Mr Octopussy”, a plastic toy who she claims to be among the practitioners in charge of her recovery.

Others, however – including ourselves – do appear to be suffering from the ill effects of chronic Miley fame fatigue.

Shape Created with Sketch. Miley Cyrus: From Teen Star to Wrecking Bawler Show all 12 left Created with Sketch. right Created with Sketch. Shape Created with Sketch. Miley Cyrus: From Teen Star to Wrecking Bawler 1/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2006: Following her parts in Tim Burton's Big Fish and TV drama Doc, Miley Cyrus became the star of the Disney TV show Hannah Montana Getty Images 2/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2009: Miley Cyrus attends the German Premiere of 'Hannah Montana: The Movie' Getty Images 3/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2010: Miley Cyrus turned 18 and left Hannah Montana behind in the film 'The Last Song', which premiered in 2010. Her former boyfriend Liam Hemsworth starred alongside her Getty Images 4/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2012: Miley Cyrus got engaged to longtime boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, 22 Getty Images 5/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2013: Miley Cyrus pictured again with ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth, sporting a shorter hair style Getty Images 6/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2012: Miley Cyrus' Pixie cut debut. She chopped her long hair off and dyed it blond. She Tweeted: "LOVE my hair, feel so happy, pretty, and free" Getty Images 7/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2013: Miley Cyrus performs onstage during the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas in Las Vegas Getty Images 8/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2013: Miley Cyrus 'twerks' at the MTV awards with Robin Thicke, prompting people to upload their own versions on Youtube 9/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2013: Miley Cyrus in the controversial video for 'Wrecking Ball' @MileyCyrus 10/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2014: Miley Cyrus poses for W Magazine's March issue Mert Alas and Marcus Piggot exclusively for W 11/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2014: Miley Cyrus performs at the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota wearing a leotard with a cannabis leaf print in a nod to her love of smoking weed 12/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2014: Miley Cyrus on the MTV Video Music Awards red carpet in Los Angeles Getty Images 1/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2006: Following her parts in Tim Burton's Big Fish and TV drama Doc, Miley Cyrus became the star of the Disney TV show Hannah Montana Getty Images 2/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2009: Miley Cyrus attends the German Premiere of 'Hannah Montana: The Movie' Getty Images 3/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2010: Miley Cyrus turned 18 and left Hannah Montana behind in the film 'The Last Song', which premiered in 2010. Her former boyfriend Liam Hemsworth starred alongside her Getty Images 4/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2012: Miley Cyrus got engaged to longtime boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, 22 Getty Images 5/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2013: Miley Cyrus pictured again with ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth, sporting a shorter hair style Getty Images 6/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2012: Miley Cyrus' Pixie cut debut. She chopped her long hair off and dyed it blond. She Tweeted: "LOVE my hair, feel so happy, pretty, and free" Getty Images 7/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2013: Miley Cyrus performs onstage during the iHeartRadio Music Festival at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas in Las Vegas Getty Images 8/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2013: Miley Cyrus 'twerks' at the MTV awards with Robin Thicke, prompting people to upload their own versions on Youtube 9/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2013: Miley Cyrus in the controversial video for 'Wrecking Ball' @MileyCyrus 10/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2014: Miley Cyrus poses for W Magazine's March issue Mert Alas and Marcus Piggot exclusively for W 11/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2014: Miley Cyrus performs at the Xcel Energy Center in St. Paul, Minnesota wearing a leotard with a cannabis leaf print in a nod to her love of smoking weed 12/12 From Hannah Montana to Miley Cyrus 2014: Miley Cyrus on the MTV Video Music Awards red carpet in Los Angeles Getty Images

Symptoms include the inability to look at a computer screen without seeing repeat images of her face, the loss of the use of normal language in favour of emoticons and long and sustained subjection to headlines featuring the word “twerk”.

As of yet, there appears no cure. Though those with severe adversities are advised to lock themselves in a small timber hut in the Tibetan mountains far away from Western society, which has become almost entirely saturated with high-legged leotards, crotch-thrusts and wrecking balls.

It’s genuinely the only way to escape.