San Diego Comic Con 2015 just ended. I mean it just ended – less than 24 hours ago! I smell like a combination of beautiful San Diego sea breeze, the Hall H line, Nerd HQ, the con floor and the Hulk that barfed all over his abdominal muscle plates. Poor fella, no more Hulk Smash for him. But I tell ya, I wouldn’t change it for the world. Geek Girl Authority has a frakking blast!

For your viewing and giggling pleasure, here’s our Second Annual Overheard at San Diego Comic Con, 2015 edition. (You can read the 2014’s here!) Folks in the twittersphere are still posting their faves so I will update this post every day this week. If you find any, or heard any, let us know in the comments section and I’ll add it to the post!

ENJOY!!!!!

Overheard at #sdcc “where do I get in line?” “Down there by the unicorns. See the people dressed as unicorns right there.” — Chris Callahan (@rgb_alpha) July 11, 2015

“How are you going to poop with that cape on?!” #overheardatcomiccon — Famous Monsters (@FMoF) July 12, 2015

I’m telling you, if you want to kill someone, this is the place to do it. #OverheardAtComicCon #SDCC2015 — Mary Jo Smith (@MaryJoLA) July 11, 2015

“Why does my helmet smell like toe cheese?” #overheardatcomiccon — Danielle (@DanielleEBowers) July 10, 2015

“Kudos to you, milady, for wearing the horns on the bus.” #OverheardAtComicCon #StraightNerdsFlirting — Michael Annetta (@M_Annetta) July 9, 2015

“You have to be really careful because you could get scurvy!” #OverheardAtSDCC #SDCC2015 — Tami Hillberry (@TamiHillberry) July 12, 2015

“Ugh, Hot Yoda ran away…” #overheardatSDCC — Mary Van Akin (@MVanAkin) July 12, 2015

“The only lie I ever told was when I told Joe I didn’t watch the #GameofThrones finale…but I did.” #OverheardatSDCC — Brittany Rivera (@kindamoviesnob) July 9, 2015

Overheard at Comic-Con Very square man asking alterna-cartoonist about his comic book: “Is this comic suitable for dog lovers?” — Josh Weinstein (@Joshstrangehill) July 13, 2015

Overheard at #ComicCon – Guy wearing Starlord helmet: “I think maybe I should cut ear holes in this thing.” #SDCC2015 #ComicCon2015 — Rebecca Cohen (@GynoStar) July 11, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC2015: [parent to his child in a stroller] “Yep there *are* a lot of Deadpools aren’t there.” #ComicCon #sdcc — Rebecca Cohen (@GynoStar) July 10, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC: “If one more person steps on my cape, I’m gonna have to throw down the hammer.” @Comic_Con #OHatHallH #fb — Becca Sickbert (@BeccaSickbert) July 10, 2015

“Today’s a good day to get our unicorn on.” Overheard at #SDCC. #ComicCon — @HOLLYWOOD (@Hollywood) July 10, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC: “All I want from Comic-Con this year is to not get herpes and to have a quiet hotel room.” — Brooks Barnes (@brooksbarnesNYT) July 9, 2015

Overheard at Comic Con: “Free Godzilla lanyards!!!!” #SDCC2015 — Dana Littlefield (@danalittlefield) July 9, 2015

Overheard a little kid talking to his Dad at SDCC. He says, “Just don’t push yourself too hard. We have all day.” Wise words, little man. — Matt Gagnon (@mattegagnon) July 12, 2015

overheard at #sdcc “and, in the spirit of starbuck, you could make xena a man!” — javi grillo-marxuach (@OKBJGM) July 12, 2015

It’s weird seeing someone in person that you’ve watched on YouTube. #overheard at #SDCC — TV Victoria (@tv_victoria) July 10, 2015

Oh my god, Peter Capaldi! I’m not going to cry though, I’m not going to cry! #overheard at #SDCC — TV Victoria (@tv_victoria) July 9, 2015

Overheard at #sdcc: It wouldn’t be YA if things went WELL. – @mskittylittle — Fierce Reads (@FierceReads) July 9, 2015

Overheard at #sdcc2015: I don’t know what vampire you’re talking about — Anya Idris (@Nerdyplatypus) July 12, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC2015 “Right now I have to sit down. I can’t feel my legs” 😜 — Sunshinemud (@sunshinemud) July 11, 2015

Overheard at Starbucks: barista: “are you batman?” Random customer: “I am batman” #SDCC2015 — Anya Idris (@Nerdyplatypus) July 10, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC2015: “She’s dressed as Red She-Hulk, do she shouldn’t be too hard to find…” — Alan Gratz (@AlanGratz) July 9, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC2015: “My next suit of armor will have a butt flap.” — Kyla McT (@KylaMcT) July 9, 2015

Overheard at #ComicCon: “She’s nothing but a wig and bones!” — David Reddish (@thegaymagneto) July 11, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC2015 : “did you see the fist fight at the Hasbro booth yesterday?” — Jose (@SteelBrigade13) July 9, 2015

Overheard: oh, look at that, it’s in English instead of Klingon #SDCC2015 — Anya Idris (@Nerdyplatypus) July 8, 2015

“My origami likes to stay hydrated.” –@kmunson9 overheard at comic con. — Layne (@laynemorgan) July 12, 2015

Overheard at Comic-Con: “This is pretty much the fall of Rome if Marvel isn’t presenting in Hall H.” #SDCC2015 #SDCC15 #Marvel — Chris Destefano (@cdestefano) July 9, 2015

“My porn is GOOD.” – Overheard at #ComicCon — Eric Reynolds (@earinc) July 12, 2015

“Do you like Brad Pitt? Let me show you my tattoo.” Overheard at #ComicCon pic.twitter.com/slPqsDVIaW — @HOLLYWOOD (@Hollywood) July 9, 2015

Perfect Sunday #SDCC overheard: “Let’s at least try and keep one of our kids. Where’s the other one? Oh there she is…hey you! Stay there!” — Beth Scorzato (@girladactyl) July 12, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC “Cosplayers are people too.” — Cesar Guevarra (@MrWheelerTweet) July 11, 2015

“I feel like stilts are the new selfie stick.” Overheard at #SDCC — TomBlunt (@TomBlunt) July 10, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC: Kid: “Bane!” Mom: “He has a bane?” Kid: “No, he IS Bane.” Mom: “Oh.” — Marc Bernardin (@marcbernardin) July 11, 2015

Overheard at #sdcc “make sure there’s more security at the #warcraftmovie panel for when they don’t show the trailer.” #kiddingnotkidding — Chord Eiles (@chordeiles) July 11, 2015

Overheard at #SDCC2015 – “I’m trained in 4 types of combat. If I go crazy, I’m going to jail!” — Tauri J. Miller (@TauriJay) July 11, 2015

New quotes added July 15, 2015:

Overheard at Comic-Con: “Blue Elephant, it is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the Galaxy.” pic.twitter.com/egtCRyXXtd — Pillow Pets (@MyPillowPets) July 9, 2015

Best thing I overheard at #SDCC – a man very sad “I should have gotten a picture with Aquaman.” — Nick Robinson (@Nickrob) July 13, 2015

Overheard by security at #SDCC: “Who’s Kevin Smith?” “*shrug* I don’t know.” as #HallH clears out before his panel… — NERDOPHILES (@nerdophiles) July 11, 2015

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