Behold, I have ventured far into the future and have returned with gifts the likes of which you could only dream.

Behold, the first gift, A Short History Of Nearly Everything. One which helps a weary traveler understand what and where we are. With this, I can gain an understanding of the works of the universe to destroy anyone who challenges me. Fear me, for I am now your master. Muh ha ha ha ha ha.

Next, we come to the visions of the future, as foretold by the soothsayers of the past and present. What treasures lay inside? Visions of the future. It starts out as an indescribable future, hard to articulate and strange to those that have never before been exposed. The future progresses in a bright and glorious way. Then, we enter a dark phase where the robots take over and humanity lays on the brink. Yet, in the end we make it through and face a resurgence and return from the brink. By now, the seers have begun to understand what we have in store for ourselves and can articulate it.

Forgive me dear gifter, I know not your name. If I did, I would thank you for your well hidden stalking to pick such amazing books. You kept quite, you waited to the last minute to up the suspense, and for that I commend you. Not everyone can manage this, but you did.