Call it the Great Juggalo Conspiracy of 2014.

The Insane Clown Posse’s oft-maligned fan base is fighting claims that some of its face-painted, Faygo-swilling adherents are waging a turf war in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood of Portland, Oregon.

News broke this week that a group calling itself the “Juggalo Family” began terrorizing trendy businesses along North Williams Street, which has transformed into a twee thoroughfare of boutiques, bars and bearded naval-gazers. More than a dozen storefronts have received flyers from the group telling them they’re not welcome in the neighborhood.

“You have been targeted by the Juggalo Family to get the fuck out,” the message reads. “Vacate or suck our dicks.”

Reports of the alleged confrontation have since rattled the wicked clown community. Hundreds have taken to the True Juggalo Family Facebook page to denounce the flyers and deny responsibility. While speculation remains rampant, several strong theories have emerged as to who might really be behind the campaign.

Some Juggalos believe the flyers are the underhanded work of the FBI, which put the group in its crosshairs by labeling it a gang. Others see a sneaky smear campaign at work by a band of Juggalo haters. Others still point fingers at a younger generation of Juggalos, who have far less respect than their forebears.

Here are some of the unedited highlights from the conversation going on at True Juggalo Family. But it’s really in your best interest to read them all.