The Park Avenue lawyer who is accused of being a serial sex fiend whined in a jailhouse interview Friday that he is the real victim — and that he’s never assaulted a woman “in those ways.”

“My life is over. What clients am I going to retain now? I’m losing everything — my reputation, my practice, my life,” Ra’Shaun Kelley, donning a beige jail-issued jumpsuit, complained to The Post from the Brooklyn Detention Complex.

When asked to confirm that he has never assaulted a woman, Kelley, 35, paused for roughly 10 seconds.

“I’ve never assaulted a woman,” Kelley said before another seconds-long pause, “in those ways.”

He then repeated, “I’ve never assaulted a woman,” adding, “I’ve got to be careful what I say. It’s like being asked if you’ve never lied before, you’ve gotta think about it.”

Kelley went on to say that he’s “being put on trial by the media,” adding, “No matter what happens with the case, my reputation is gone.”

He called the disturbing crimes he’s accused of committing in late 2014 and early 2015 “ridiculous.”

Kelley was picked up by cops on Jan. 5 for the cold-case sex crimes after a break in the NYPD’s Special Victims Squad’s investigation.

The Brooklyn resident, who graduated in 2012 from New York Law School and whose private practice specializes in business and securities law, says he believes he’s been framed.

“The cops, somebody wanted a f–king promotion, I think,” Kelley said, without elaborating on why he thinks he was set up.

Kelley allegedly forcibly kissed a 19-year-old woman Dec. 17, 2014, after he followed her into her East Village building.

The next morning, prosecutors say, he groped another woman inside her Harlem building.

A month later he allegedly trailed a 31-year-old woman into her Lower East Side apartment and pulled her pants down.

Authorities say Kelly is also a suspect in two other attacks.

Kelley told The Post that the first time he “heard” of the charges against him, which include burglary, sex abuse and attempted rape, was at his Manhattan arraignment.

Prosecutor Emily Benjamin referred to him as “a one-man sexual-assault spree” during the proceedings.

“I was confused,” he said. “The surprise on my face — that was real.”

The attorney added, “It’s unreal to think I’m in jail.”

Yet Kelley — who was indicted on Thursday for the three assaults and remains locked up on $200,000 bail — insisted that he’s not “concerned” or “worried” about the case against him.

“I am confident the charges will be dropped,” he said. “I’m going to beat the charges. I’m not worried at all.”

The news of his arrest “spread like wildfire,” Kelley said, noting that his parents have been taking it “surprisingly well.”

Kelley, who says he lives with his brother, admitted he has been missing his independence and things like breakfast sandwiches.

“I’m missing my reputation. I’m missing my freedom. I miss waking up in the morning, going to get a bacon egg and cheese . . . I’m never gonna get that back,” he said.

Kelley said he is “open to talking again” with the press — “but I gotta’ get a haircut first.”

“I just got a haircut voucher today,” Kelley said.

His next court date is scheduled for Feb. 7.

Additional reporting by Natalie Musumeci