Welcome to my web site about the Genderdruid gender identity. This web site contains various genderdruid resources, such as build info, pride rhetoric, a list of spells, a FAQ , and a safe space.

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G end e rdruid definition

Genderdruids are mostly AGAB folx, with some exceptions tolerated. Genderdruids experience gender. Genderdruids are powerful, or aspire to gain great power. Genderdruids identify as cute. Genderdruids follow the code of druidity: to behave with empathy, compassion, and loving kindness towards EVERY puppy, and also towards humans when they can be bothered.

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Bene f its of bein g a gend e rdruid

➕ You can cast Genderdruid magicqs.

➕ You provide a passive 15% buff to the gender of every member in your party.

➕ 30% MDEF buff from the warmage bikini robe set.

Drawbacks of bein g a gend e rdruid

➖ Privilege buffs are no longer available from the Patriarch.

➖ 70% increase in vulnerability to DSC .

➖ As a support-oriented gender, you are expected to be supportive, which can be a bother.

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I nterna t iona l gend e rdruid symbol

Please note that the able-bodied cisgender male with Unicode Consortium chairperson privilege has yet to ratify the Genderdruid symbol as part of the Unicode 12.0 standard, therefore Genderdruid initiates use PNG files to beckon one another through the use of textual symbols.

I nterna t iona l gend e rdruid flag

G end e rdruid pronouns

Case Pronoun Nominative angisbò Dative dhabhnire Genitive tucrùlad Accusative fhéidubh Objective gachsnodah Vocative ràclaonach Declarative pì-neo Mediative gloipach Subjective cuilhóir Possessive achdsiud

G end e rdruid secret handshake

Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 Step 5 Step 6

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G end e rdruid pride rhetoric

“I am a genderdruid and proud of it.”

—Aria Salvatrice

“dang, I don’t identify as cute”

—a friend of Aria Salvatrice

“i know right ^_^ like i have my druid powers”

—Chelsea E. Manning

“Why do I identify as Genderdruid? After years of introspection, I have realized there are only five reasons why it’s my identity. Those reasons are very personal so I don’t wanna list them.”

—Aria Salvatrice

“It’s a shame gender isn’t a choice because if it were I’d be a genderdruid instead of a femme-presenting eunuch-passing bigender-non-conforming vocaloid”

—a genderdruid making bad excuses to refuse to identify as genderdruid

“do u think i can smooth talk 10 people or so into identifying as genderdruid lol i’m gonna make a page on neocities or some shit”

—Aria Salvatrice

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C a n y ou iden t ify as gend e rdruid?

Do you wonder whether identifying as Genderdruid is ceadaichte or toirmisgte for you? Just use this handy reference table to find out!

Gender Suitability AFAB Assigned Female At Birth ✔ Ceadaichte AMAB Assigned Male At Birth ✔ Ceadaichte AGAB Assigned Gamer At Birth ✔ Ceadaichte ACAB Assigned Cop At Birth ✘ Toirmisgte AO(s)AB Assigned Other (specify) At Birth ✋ Depends

How t o st a r t identifying as gend e rdruid

You can unlock genderdruidity by making a tweet in the #genderdruid tag. The following templates are available to immediately change your gender:

#GENDERDRUID 👏 IDENTITY YOU 👏 DON'T 👏 GET 👏 TO 👏 ERASE 👏 MY 👏👏 IDENTITY Tweet

#genderdruid Tweet Dear Twitter Friends, I have recently come to the realization that I identify as Genderdruid.

#genderdruid 😂👌👌✨🔥🔥💯💯 That TFW when u identify as😂👌👌✨🔥🔥💯💯 Tweet



Who’s identifying as #genderdruid in 2019?

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#genderdruid Tweet i shipped jupiter/mercury and now ive become fuckin ｔｒａｓｈ

#genderdruid : for #millenials , nothing beats this #underground gender identity on fleek BoingBoing:: for, nothing beats thisgender identity on fleek Tweet

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Gend e rdruid bu il ds

G end e rdruid sp e lls

Genderdruids can learn the following spells:

◪ Sleep

◪ Samadhi

◪ Mime

◩ Hex of the Forests

◎ Curaga

◆ Stonehenge

◈ Slots

◆ Cone of Annoyance

◩ Element Scar

◩ Hex of the Dagda

◎ Wanderer’s Minuet

▨ LATUMAPIC

◪ Magicq Mapping

◭ Turn Lesser Cis

◭ Turn Greater Cis

◉ Mahamaon

◩ Hex of Pronoun Evolution

◮ Helvetica Scenario

◮ Jam Extension

◈ Time Zauber

H e x of the Dagd a ref e re nc e

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F requ e ntly A sked Q ues t ions

Q Do genderdruids use HRT ?

A Potion usage is entirely optional, but can improve your GPS .

Q What is a typical genderdruid GPS ?

A Genderdruids have more GPS than any other gender identity I know of. As of 2019, well-geared genderdruids can output up to 2100 GPS . In an experienced group comprised of a Genderdruid, a Cuck, a Chad, and an Alpha, it is not uncommon to reach 2800+ GPS , assuming the Cuck performs her role perfectly.

Q Is it cultural appropriation to identify as genderdruid if you are not a person of Celtic heritage?

A Yes.

Q Genderdruid pronouns are too difficult. Can I just use “they” instead?

A Someone tried to do that once, and she was cursed with a Hex of Pronoun Evolution, making his pronouns evolve every second, until zie apologized to the genderdruid who cursed xem. However, cursing people is not laghach, so the genderdruid also apologized to the person angisbò cursed.

Q Which toilets do genderdruids use?

A

Usage Location To urinate ♂ Men’s toilets To defecate ♀ Women’s toilets To vomit ♀ Women’s toilets To cast spells ⚧ Gender-neutral toilets To chill and hang out ⚧ Gender-neutral toilets To use the Internet ♂ Men’s toilets To wash their hands and elbows ♀ Women’s toilets





Q Is genderdruidity a recent concept?

A Druids have existed since 200 B.C.

Q Is genderdruidity a real gender identity that IRL people identify as?

A All the genderdruids are Internet people.

Q Can I identify as genderdruid if I’m not on the Internet?

A Most genderdruid spellbooks have DRM requiring an always-on Internet connection.

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S a fe Spac e

The following circle of mistletoe is a safe space for you to practice genderdruid magicqs. You can bookmark this web site to access a safe space at all times, or save the JPEG file to your computer’s local storage and display it with a picture viewer to enjoy a safe space from the privacy of your own home or cybercafé.

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