Photos of the Week: BMW 3 Series Epic Fail

For this edition of Photo of the Week, we are satisfying our sadism by torturing you with images of this E90 3 Series. Why? Admit it, you have your masochistic side.

These photos make one fact abundantly clear: like us, the owner of this BMW is also sadistic. There are three reasons why we can apply this outdated psychological diagnosis to this car’s owner:

He takes pleasure from inflicting embarrassment upon his car by applying hideous stick-on accessories to the finish. He likes giving his car parking-chalk rash. He enjoys afflicting members of the public who are unfortunate enough to look at his car.

Look at how this 330i’s distastefulness has affected the young and innocent passerby. Let us take a moment to hold this youngster’s soul in our highest thoughts, for there is so much trauma from which this boy must now recover. We wish him well.

This is a photo captured four months ago of the same car. As we can see, this stick-on virus is spreading quickly. Someone, please notify the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Special thanks to Corvette Forum members “Chanda’s Vette” and “PhysicsDude55” for sharing these bits of perniciousness.