It can be hard to find the right words to say and every gift idea you think of doesn't properly sum up how you feel — until now!

Sending a Limited Edition Hand Drawn Penis is the best way to impress someone you love!

Every mature human on this planet appreciates the good humor of a penis drawing. It is the appreciation for that humor after all, that separates us from the animals. If the word ‘penis’ is funny, a sketch of a penis is not just heartwarming and aesthetically pleasing, it also borders on comic genius.

Genuine Limited Edition

Every hand drawn penis is smartly presented on a small piece of real cardboard and will be numbered and signed by the artist which is me.