This is a highlight real of The Empire Strips Back, a burlesque show inspired by the second Star Wars movie and performed by the folks of Geekenders. It was really something. I have only been to one burlesque show in my life, and from what I could gather it was titty-tassle themed. Plus there were a group of hair stylists there giving away free haircuts. It was very weird. It was also very beer only, so I snuck a bottle of vodka in and drank it in the smoking alley. I remember it so vividly because when we were ducked in the alleyway my date flashed her panties at me. That's not something you forget. They had owls on them.

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Thanks to Trixie Hobbitses, who has every intention of creating a Lord of the Rings themed burlesque show complete with penis-swinging Sauron.