Best Reason: You were killed for no reason

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# 1 = You starved to death, as the name of the game implies

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# 2 = You froze to death. So sad | You got hypothermia. Next time, try sitting by a fire instead.

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# 3 = A player killed you whilst telling you to 'git gud.' | You got murdered by a player. Don't worry, that player will die too, eventually.

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# 4 = You stayed too close to the fire and burnt to death. Bad idea. | You died to a fire. Fires hurt you. Go write a story about it.

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# 5 = Your body will become a nest for spider eggs | A spider killed you. At least it wasn't a rabbit.

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# 6 = The wolf won't starve anymore after eating you | They aren't dogs. Wolves don't like being pet.

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# 7 = The fox was too quick for you | The fox turned you into a box. Since when do animals have magic powers?

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# 8 = The bear only wanted a hug. | The bear was too much to bare. I'm not sorry.

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# 9 = You were burnt to a crisp by a dragon. So sad. | You got flattened by a dragon. Getting squished is a horrible way to die.

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# 10 = You jumped into a spike wall. Not a good idea... | You got killed by a spike wall. Most people are sensible enough not to touch pointy things.

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# 11 = Even the ghost can die. | You failed to be resurrected. This is a game, so you go to life after you die, so...

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# 12 = A bacterium from your raw food killed you. This game is definitely too hard. | You killed the raw food. It killed you too.

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# 13 = You died of thirst. Better drink your own piss.

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# 14 = Did you know starver's mouths are always below water when swimming? Now you know.

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# 15 = Do not worry, the piranha finds you tasty. | Fun fact: Pirahnas eat people. Including you.

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# 16 = LapaMauve does not plan that you can kill the kraken | A kraken krak-ed your skull.

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# 17 = Your skin's falling apart, the sun killed you.

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# 18 = Garlic stored in your pockets boiled your brain.

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# 19 = As a vampire, don't stand near the garlic cloves.

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# 20 = You ate garlic as a vampire, what did you expect?

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