Yesterday on the corner of Carnegie and Ontario something great happened. Sure the Indians just inducted a few legends into their hall of fame, they soundly beat the Athletics, and Chris Gimenez almost beat the piss out of Billy Butler… but this something was even greater than all of that. What happened on the corner of Carnegie and Ontario will live in infamy. Spectators will tell their children about this. It’ll become the new “I was at Len Barker’s perfect game.”

This happened

The next level pic.twitter.com/zMYm0FMRue — Thomas Pestak (@tompestak) July 31, 2016

Did the Tribe brass see this pyramid and say “Wow we need to go trade for Jonathan Lucroy and Andrew Miller?” I don’t know. I’m not saying they said that, but I’m not saying they didn’t say that, either.

Unfortunately all good things must come to a crashing end and an overzealous employee flexed his huge muscles and brutally knocked down the pyramid of empty plastic cups.

First Harambe and now this. Cruel world.