First off, I'd like to express the fact that this person was likely the most fun I've been connected with for RedditGifts.

Not only were they comical and very kind in their note (and quite good at flattering someone from across the nation; all whilst writing in pen which could compete with the best of /r/penmanshipporn), they sparked this need to one: understand the joke on the apron since I take things waaaay too literally at times and didnt get it. [I'm allowed one blonde moment per month] and Two: try to become part of their experience as well.

What do I know about Washington D.C.? Cold. What Do I know about the east coast? Cold.

How do I warm myself up? Sweatshirt and Oven? Check...

Gloves, check.

How can I get cold with my new friend?

Go outside? I'm sweating already... :(

FREEZER!? Check

Ice Cubes, Check

Realizing I have it way too easy compared to thatsxelant on the east coast, so I'll satisfy myself with my apron, lack of sleeves, and their extra gift of a Snickers in the comfortably warm, open-windowed, office?

Mother effing Check.

Thank you Alex for making this experience such a fun one. You're awesome and I wish you the warmest of warmth... the snuggliest of snugglies, and a scarf knit from the manes of 50 unicorn foals.

-SDMusic