PrettyPrincessKitty FS: CB knows she is the pretender

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): Yes. In a close minded way, you might say it was fight to the death

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): We went to the fight, but then a hockey game broke out

Cygnus: i can't believe i'm actually making money off that alpaca i bought

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): you bought an alpaca?!

Mr Baccano: Pretty sure hockey fights are actually fights to the death, though.

Cygnus: yeah a while ago

Cygnus: like two years ago i wann say

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): WHERE DO YOU KEEP IT?

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: this is why you don't get high, kids

Cygnus: he lives on Martha's Vineyard

Metrocop: wee

Cygnus: at a fancy farm

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: are you renting it out

Metrocop: Real Platinum god

Metrocop: 99 hours

Cygnus: withother alpacas

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: congrats, metro

Cygnus: no they shear him and then sell the wool and i get some

Cygnus: i could get more if i was more involved and had the shearing done myself, sold the wool myself, but i dont have the time/patience/connections to do that

Cygnus: but i've made back almost as much as i paid for the alpaca, so

Cygnus: he's young too

Cygnus: he's gonan get to mate soon too

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: bull semen is expensive and there's a lot of bulls. ergo, alpaca semen is expensive too.

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: jerk off your alpaca for pleasure and profit

Cygnus: uh

Cygnus: artificial insemination of alpacas is quite difficult

Cygnus: and you can't register an alpaca born that way

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: wine and dine him firstr

Cygnus: they want only alpacas capable of regular birth to reproduce

Cygnus: it'd be her

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: impregnate a cow with alpaca semen then

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): alpca racist

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: the world needs more fluffy cows

Cygnus: the only non-alpaca animal that alpacas can breed with are llamas

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: time to change it up then

Cygnus: there are alpaca babies worth > $10,000

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): Crazedwombat17: what do you even do with an alpaca

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): PrettyPrincessKitty FS: jerk off your alpaca for pleasure and profit

Crazedwombat17: well then

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: http://gfycat.com/GlisteningTimelyBaleenwhale

Mr Baccano: This plays quite nice, FS, was worried for a second you had to switch between paint modes

Cygnus: and then there are sick people who did this http://www.examiner.com/article/alpaca-baby-killed-for-fun-ohio

Cygnus: er, warning, it's graphic

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: this is why you should jerk them off instead.

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): do you have a pic of your alpca?

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): and I men an alpca, not your penis.

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: or the alpaca's penis.

Princess Megan, the Kitty(CB): but perferably not the alpca's penis

PrettyPrincessKitty FS: lol, a picture of stroopwaffels made the frontpage of mildlyinteresting.

Mr Baccano: *sigh*