

by Anonymous on Do you accept first, second and third born children?



EO: Depends on the condition of the children. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Got the package in my cart, but the $9.99 shipping charge killed the deal for me, sorry.



EuroOptic: You probably voted for Hillary, too. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on So you want me to spend $1500000 and you won’t foot the shipping to Alaska? EO: Heh, if you buy these for $1.5M, we'll have someone personally bring them out to Alaska! Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Can I get a 30 year fixed with zero down? Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Thank God it has free shipping. At first I was worried about the $150,000 price tag but the free shipping is what put it into the realm of affordability for me! Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Fuck it. I am just here for the reviews!! Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on I would like to know more about the "Integrally Surprised" (per the description) set-up on the MP5 SD. I'm thinking it's like a "Suppressor," but on steroids? Nothing beats being able to integrally surprise my targets. Plus, I would imagine the integral surprise feature is a hit at surprise birthday parties. Given it's also easy to clean, I would think I could perform at multiple birthday parties over the course of a weekend. That's a lot of surprising. Just hoping that is indeed the case and not a misprint. Suppressors are way too boring compared to surprisors. Sorry ... I just couldn't resist as it was teed up too well. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on It's okay but the ATF tax Stamp really makes it out of budget for me. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on I have some money coming to me from a Prince or something in Nigeria. Should be here any day now. Do you accept IOUs?



EO: If we had a dollar for every time someone tried to buy this set of guns with money from Nigerian royalty, we still wouldn't be anywhere close to the purchase price of these guns. Let us know as soon as your money arrives. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Just wanted to leave a review to say how much I love EO's replies to customer reviews. Also, damn do I wish I could afford a nice FA MP5. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on That is a steal! I'll take two!



EO: Well, actually, there's three there. So if you buy, you get three. *facepalm* Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on I was getting ready to pull the trigger and buy it, then I realized i gotta pay $9.99 for shipping fees. ill wait until a promo code comes around so I can get free shipping.



EO: Weakest attempt as of yet. Posting this review only as an example to others how not to do it. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on are these pre 1986 HK MP5s? Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on I wished I was not retired. My dream was to own a FA firearm. I served 26 years in military and loved the feel of more power. I wish you good luck with selling them. I would be proud.😎 Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on now for this price I hope its three shipping containers full 1 for each of these model right? Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Apparently some people have never heard of transferable's,Post samples,Pre-samples,SBR'S,AOW'S,DD'S or the NFA. Yeah i left a couple out but you get my point !! Keep up the great come backs Euro :) Go Trump 2020 MAGA Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on I can come up with the money but... my life insurance policy clearly states it cannot be claimed until a year after my death. So when I return it will be as Rusty Shackleford just a heads up. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Does anyone want to get in on a go fund me for this? Because with my luck I will buy this and then next month full auto will be legalized and, they will lose 90% of their value. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Hey, do you also ship to Germany in a container ? We... emm... have certrain problems here to solve. Do you accept also PayPal ? Just askin... :-D Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on But who can really afford 9mm these days? Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Do you accept payments in pennies? Due to the coin shortage, I have been saving up. I think I finally found just enough in my couch to cover the price.



EO: Yes. Yes we do. We'd even cover the LTL freight you'd need to get that many pennies to us. Was this review helpful?



by Anonymous on Are [EXPLETIVE] for real, 150000.00 for three 9mm guns. If you can explain to me how you come up with that amount and why then I will gladly send you the money. I can buy those same guns for about 3000 dollars. EO: Someone's been into the lead paint chips...if you can buy full-auto MP5s of any sort for $3k and you're not, well... Was this review helpful?