to cheer you up text sample

If you are feeling down, here is a song to cheer you up!

fortunes text (100 Kbyte) Vim script

Over time I have collected many remarks that are funny, contain wisdom or are otherwise worth reading. I use these to enrich my e-mail messages. The Vim script can be used to select a fortune, copy it to the end of a message, and advance to the next message.

copy the fortunes.txt file to ~/.fortunes

include the fortunes.vim script in your ~/.vimrc file

use the <F5> key to add a fortune to a message

Use other file names if you are not on Unix.

This is an example of the result:

-- hundred-and-one symptoms of being an internet addict: 189. You put your e-mail address in the upper left-hand corner of envelopes.