Football commentators often complain of the stick they get from their audience, but it’s no surprise when they come out with stuff like this.

During Tottenham’s Europa League clash with AEL Limassol last night, ITV Sport commentator Clarke Carlisle came out with the easily the most bizarre line ever said during a football match.

Or probably ever.

‘There are white rhinos around the world who would love to be goalkeepers,’ he confidently barked.


WHAT?!

Carlisle is known as one of the most intelligent people in football, but we’re definitely sure that can’t be right after this outburst. Madness.