At some point during this weekend's PGA Championship, Tiger Woods might pop up on the telecast. Without even seeing the scores, you'll probably be able to guess how well he is playing. Perhaps more than any other golfer, Woods makes his emotions transparent on the course. You can immediately tell by his swagger when he's stroked a drive down the fairway. If he flubs one into the trees, you will likely see (or hear) his disgust before the ball hits a branch.

This inspired The Count to conduct an audit of the top-ranked golfer's...