Last Update: 2008/08/22 I live in Michigan, where we have a city called Hell. It's rather an odd thing when someone asks you where you live, and you simply reply... Hell. This got me thinking that there must be plenty of other cities throughout the world with equally strange names. So, I did some research with some maps and came up with plenty of weird names for cities, bodies of water, and mountains. The more interesting results are below. Just keep in mind that these are in fact -real- places in the world, although, not all of them are cities. Some of the places are meeting areas, regions, or unincorporated tracts of land. - City - Body of Water - Mountain United States Alabama (AL) - Ai - (At least they have artificial intelligence!)

- Allgood

- Blackman

- Bravo

- Brilliant (All the smart ones go here)

- Burnt Corn

- Climax

- Coffeeville

- Dog Town

- Eclectic

- Eutaw - (Couldn't spell Utah?)

- Five Forks

- Gay Meadows

- Hill Number 1 (Yes, the city name has a number in it)

- Hurricane - (Where else?)

- Intercourse

- Killen (Always plenty 'o killen)

- Leggtown

- Opp - (Think Naughty By Nature)

- Overlook

- Pea Ridge

- Rainbow

- Seman

- Shades Run

- Slap Out

- Slicklizzard

- Waterloo

- Warrior

- Zip City

Alaska (AK) - Abyss Lake

- Beaver

- Chicken

- Deadman Reach

- Eek

- Flat

- Humpy Creek

- Kake

- King Salmon

- Meyers Chunk

- North Pole

- Queer Creek

- Red Devil

- Unalaska - (This city didn't want to be part of Alaska)

Arizona (AZ) - Allah

- Bitter Springs

- Blue

- Bullhead City

- Bumble Bee

- Carefree

- Catfish Paradise

- Chloride

- Constellation

- Cow Springs

- Crash-up Mountain

- Dry Beaver Creek (Ouch, that must chafe)

- Inspiration

- Love

- Mexican Water - (Drink here, and get sick!)

- Minnehaha - (Not big enough to be a Large Ha Ha)

- Moccasin

- Nothing

- Oatman

- Paradise

- Robbers Roost

- Salado - (Where everyone tosses their salado)

- Santa Claus

- Show Low

- Sunizona

- Surprise

- Three Way

- Tuba City

- Why

Arkansas (AR) - Avon

- Bald Knob

- Big Flat

- Big Fork

- Birdeye

- Buck Knob

- Burnt Cane Crossing

- Burnt Hill

- Cash

- Checks Corner

- De Queen

- Defiance

- Diamond City

- Dripping Springs

- Fairplay

- Farewell

- Fifty-Six

- Flippin

- Friendship

- Gassville

- Greasy Corner

- Hog Jaw

- Horseshoe Bend

- Hurricane Grove

- Lead Hill

- Line Store - (Line, get your lines here!)

- Marked Tree

- Monkey Run

- Morning Star - (Lucifer?)

- Mountain Fork

- Nimrod

- Oil Trough

- Peel

- Pencil Bluff

- Piercetown (Lots of punks here)

- Possum Grape

- Salesville

- Sensation

- Sexton

- Skylight

- Snowball

- Stinking Bay

- Stop

- Stuttgart

- Three Brothers

- Three Way

- Toadsuck - (Not a city, but what a name!)

- Turkey Scratch

- Weiner - (Didn't Clinton live here at one point?)

- Y City - (Y not?)

- Yellville

California (CA) - Angels Camp

- Arcade

- Avocado

- Badwater

- Benbow

- Bummerville

- Burnt Ranch

- Challenge

- Cool

- Copperopolis - (Say that five times fast)

- Crater Butte

- Devils Den

- Doghouse Junction

- Dunmovin

- Forks of Salmon

- Fort Dick

- French Camp

- Fruitland (This is fitting for California!)

- Greenacres

- Happy Camp

- Hellhole Palms - (Nice weekend get away)

- Hercules

- Idlewind

- Last Chance

- Los Ba�os (Translated: The Baths, also The Bathroom)

- Los Gatos (Translated: The Cats)

- Mecca

- Mineral King

- Mormon Bar

- Nice

- Paradise

- Peanut

- Poopout Hill

- Rainbow

- Roads End

- Rough and Ready

- Shafter

- Skyforest

- Sleepy Hollow

- Squabbletown

- Surprise

- Teakettle Junction

- The City

- Timbuktoo - (Translated: Mother with a large navel)

- Toad Town

- Vacaville - (Vaca is 'cow' in Spanish)

- Walnut

- Weed - (Enjoy WEED California )

- Wimp

- Whisky Basin

- You Bet

- Yreka (Not to be confused with Eureka)

- Zzyzx

Colorado (CO) - Arapahoe (This native tribe sounds like a Snoop Dogg line)

- Bonanza

- Climax

- Crested Butte

- Dinosaur

- Fairplay

- Last Chance

- Loveland

- Paradox

- Rifle

- Romeo (Where for art thou Romeo, why in Colorado, where else?)

- Sawpit

- Southpark

- Spooky Mountain - (Ooo... Spooky!)

- Stoner

- Sugar City

Connecticut (CT) - Breakneck

- Gaylordsville

- Mianus - (My anus?)

- Moosup

- Mystic

- Nut Plains

Delaware (DE) - Assawoman Bay

- Cocked Hat

- Dover - (Hi, my name is Ben Dover. HA!)

- Hourglass

- Little Heaven

- Long Neck Village

- Middlesex Beach

- Mount Joy

- Viola

District of Columbia (DC) - Murder Bay - (How accurate)

Florida (FL) - Blackman

- Bland

- Bratt

- Christmas

- Corkscrew - (Lots of drunks)

- Cox Corner

- Crackertown

- Early - (The men here have a problem)

- Falmouth

- Fluffy Landing - (A nice place for sky divers)

- Fort Lonesome - (Close to Port Lonesome)

- Frostproof

- Goodbys - (Later!)

- Greenhead - (Close to Red Head)

- Hill and Dale - (Over hill, over dale)

- Hooker Point - (Lots of fun loving people here)

- Johnson - (You'd think it be bigger)

- King Ferry

- Kissimmee

- Land O' Lakes - (The butter has to come from somewhere)

- Longwood

- Lorida - (Imaginative and original!)

- Manns Spur

- Miccosukee

- Mount Homer - (Doh!)

- Mud Hole

- Needmore

- Negrotown Knoll - (You've got to be kidding me!)

- Niceville

- Ocheesee - (Mmmm... cheesy)

- Olustee

- Port Lonesome - (Close to Fort Lonesome)

- Punta Gorda - (Which roughly translates to "Fat Ass" in Spanish)

- Red Head - (West of Greenhead)

- Shiney Town - (It's all neat and shiney)

- Simsville - (Didn't they make a game about this place?)

- Snow Hill - (There isn't much snow or hills in Flordia)

- Snows Corner - (More snow in Florida)

- Turkey Foot

- Two Egg

- Utopia - (Orwell wrote about this place)

- Wahoo

- Welcome - (You are)

- Yeehaw

- Yeehaw Junction

- Yellow Water

Georgia (GA) - Ai

- Ball Ground

- Between

- Burning Bush

- Climax

- Coffee

- Cumming

- Enigma

- Experiment

- Faceville

- Flippen - (The local baseball team is known as the "Outs")

- Flintstone - (Meet the Flintstones)

- Gay

- Hopeulikit

- Hothouse

- Locust Grove

- Manassas - (Man asses?)

- Santa Claus

- Snapfinger

- Talking Rock

- Tallapoosa - (You have a tall what?)

- Willacoochee

Hawaii (HI) - Papa

Idaho (ID) - Athol (Just don't say it with a lisp)

- Coffee Point

- Dead Dog Creek

- Garfield

- Gay

- Gayway Corner

- Idahome

- Lightning

- Magic

- Skeleton Creek

- Slickpoo

- Triangle

- Zaza

Illinois (IL) - Andover - (And over, and over, and over again.)

- Argyle

- Beaverville

- Boody

- Boos

- Bugaboo Creek

- Burnt Prairie

- Disco

- Equality

- Eureka

- Fruit - (Lots of flamboyant people here!)

- Gays

- Grand Detour - (Is the entire city under construction?)

- Kildeer

- Love

- Loves Park

- Normal

- Oblong

- Ogle

- Preemtion - (Don't come here too soon!)

- Roachtown

- Shafter

- Slap Out

- Time - (They're on your side)

- Vergennes - (Sound it out)

- Wacker

Indiana (IN) - Ballstown

- Bright

- Cyclone

- Dinwiddle

- Domestic

- Floyds Knobs

- French Lick

- Gas City (Mmm... beans)

- Gnaw Bone

- Guy

- Hooker Corner

- Kokomo - (Would you like some coco Moe?)

- Lookout

- Mechanicsburg

- Munster

- New Discovery

- Normal

- Santa Claus

- Sweetser (Do they make artificial sweetener or porn?)

- Zulu

Iowa (IA) - Andover (And over and over...)

- Bonair (Say it out loud, and what does it sound like?)

- Canoe

- Carbon

- Church

- Correctionville

- Crab Town

- Dean - (w00t!)

- Defiance

- Doon (Arrakis, desert planet)

- Echo

- Fertile

- Ion

- Kiester

- Little Turkey

- Locust

- Loveland

- Manly

- Matlock

- Old Town

- Riceville

- Sac City

- Scarville

- Sexton (Yee-ha!)

- Tingley

- What Cheer

Kansas (KS) - Big Bow

- Blue Mound (You may want to see your doctor about this)

- Buttermilk

- Climax

- Deerhead (Ew!)

- Eureka

- Flush

- Friend

- Gaylord

- Gas

- Gross

- Kickapoo (Oh man, my shoes!)

- Liberal

- Mound City (A man's paradise)

- Neutral (AKA Boring)

- Odin (What could be better than living inside a Norse deity?)

- Pierceville (Ouch!)

- Pleasanton (Look. It's pleasent. How quaint.)

- Protection

- Ransom

- Salter

- Skidmore

- Spearville

- Studley (Named after myself, I'm sure)

- Tennis (There must be a bunch of wasps living here)

- White Woman Creek (Is there a Black Woman Creek?)

- Whitelaw (They don't take kindly to red skins)

- Woods (I live in the Woods)

- Zook

Kentucky (KY) - Awe - (Awe, how cute)

- Baptist - (In Kentucky? It just doesn't make sense!)

- Beaverlick

- Big Bone Lick

- Big Lick

- Black Jack

- Blackey

- Burning Fork

- Burning Springs

- Corner - (She lives at the corner)

- Cyclone

- Deer Lick

- Defiance

- Dogtown

- Duff - (Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!)

- Fisty

- Flat Lick

- Fugit - (Oh, fug it!)

- Gaybourn - (I was born this way)

- Gays Creek

- Ginseng

- Gold City - (Rather high property values here)

- Goose Creek

- Habit

- Hardmoney

- Hell For Certain

- Hellier - (As opposed to holier?)

- Head of the Grassy

- Hickman

- Hicks - (Truth in advertising)

- Hippo

- Jugville

- Knob Lick

- Krypton - (Superman, stay away!)

- Locust

- Long Fork

- Lovely

- Loving

- Miracle

- Monkey's Eyebrow

- Neon

- Normal

- Ordinary

- Paint Lick

- Pig

- Pilot Oak - (You really shouldn't try to fly oak trees)

- Pippa Passes

- Possum Trot

- Pottsville - (Lots of stones here)

- Poverty

- Rabbit Hask

- Ready

- Riceville

- Shafter

- Slick Rock

- Smile

- Spider

- The Rocks - (Where love is always on the rocks)

- Tobacco

- Trout

Louisiana (LA) - Acme

- Bayou Crab - (Nothing beats some good old fashioned bayou crabs.)

- Belcher

- Brimstone

- Centerville

- Creole

- Cut Off

- Dry Prong

- Eureka

- False River (It's all in your mind man!)

- Frogmore

- Glasscock - (People with glasscocks shouldn't throw stones.)

- Goodbee - (Shouldn't this be in Hyrule?)

- Happy Jack - (Who?)

- Hope

- Irish Bend

- Loco

- Napoleonville - (I thought it would be larger.)

- Port Sulphur

- Saline

- Shongaloo

- Start

- Sulphur

- Sun

- Vatican - (Hey! I thought this was in Italy!)

- Vixen

- Walet

- Waterproof

- Wham

- White Castle

Maine (ME) - Bald Head

- Bangs Beach

- Cancer Hill

- Deadman's Corner

- Dickey

- Dickvale - (They wear one of these when they get married)

- Dog Corner

- Happy Corner

- High Head

- Indian Landing

- Jumbo Landing - (Splat!)

- Moosehead

- New Limerick - (There once was a man from Nantucket)

- Shy Corner

- Suckerville

- The Forks

Marshall Islands (MH) - Anal

Maryland (MD) - Accident - (This city was most likely named in the back seat of a car)

- Boring - (Exciting place)

- Burnt Mills Hill

- Burnt Mills Village

- Cockeysville

- Flintstone (Are the people who live here called Flintstoners?)

- Secretary

- Snowhill (No hills in the area, and sometimes not even snow)

- Unicorn

Massachusetts (MA) - Assinippi

- Avon - (Avon calling...)

- Barnstable

- Belchertown

- Big Muddy River

- Braintree

- Buzzard's Bay

- Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Lake - (Translated: "Englishmen at Manchaug at the Fishing Place at the Boundary")

- Cox Corner

- Cummaquid

- Cuttyhunk

- Faggot Hill - (Um...)

- Gay Head

- Mashpee

- Onset

- Pittsfield - (Not a good place to drive.)

- Sandwich

- Shrewsbury - (This is where they bury all the shrews.)

- Teaticket

- The X

- Tree of Knowledge Corner

- Ware

Michigan (MI) - Argyle

- Bad Axe

- Battle Creek

- Bliss

- Christmas

- Climax - (Image)

- Corpse Pond - (A lovely place.)

- Covert

- Cumber

- Dick

- Felch

- Fruitport

- Gay

- Gaylord

- Hell

- Ironwood - (Really baby, I can go all night!)

- Ivanhoe

- Kinde

- Linkville

- Mesick - (Ah-choo!)

- Mullet Lake - (Lot's of rednecks fish here)

- Nirvana

- Olive Center

- Paradise

- Peatville

- Pigeon

- Pine Stump Junction

- Pinnebog

- Popple

- Raisin Center

- Redman

- Rust

- Slapneck

- Temperance

- Vulcan

- Wic-A-Te-Wah

Minnesota (MN) - Assumption - (It makes an ass out of you and umption)

- Ball Bluff

- Ball Club - (Men only please.)

- Beaver Bay - (Probably not as fun as it sounds)

- Cherry

- Climax

- Cologne

- Coon Rapids - (Affrimative action hasn't got here yet)

- Echo

- Embarrass

- Fertile

- Flaming - (It's so cold in Minnesota, this must have a different meaning. Gee, what could it be?)

- Forbes - (Lot's of rich people here)

- Gaylord

- Ham Lake - (Mmmm... Lake 'o' ham)

- Helle Lake

- Leech Lake

- Nelson - (Ha ha!)

- Nimrod

- Nowthen

- Oxlip

- Savage

- Shakopee - (This is what men do after using the bathroom)

- Spunk Creek

- Twig

- Viking - (So this is where they came from!)

- Weird Lake

- Young America - (We want the young Americans, all right)

Mississippi (MS) - Askew

- Battles

- Big Point

- Bloody Springs

- Bonus

- Christmas

- Chunky

- Cockrum

- Crow

- Dragon

- Energy

- Enterprise (Beam me up Scotty!)

- Furry

- Gin (Where's Tonic?)

- Handy Corner

- Homochitto

- Hot Coffee

- Kokomo

- Leakesville

- Money

- Pluto

- Rolling Fork

- Sessions

- Short

- Soso

- Togo

- Whynot

- Yazoo

Missouri (MO) - Bland

- Bloodland - (Now incorporated into Fort Leonard Wood.)

- Briar

- Butte

- Climax Springs - (Yes it does)

- Cooter

- Conception

- Cyclone

- Defiance

- Doolittle

- Frankenstein - (Pronounced: Fronk-en-steen)

- Gashland

- Humansville

- Licking

- Loose Creek

- Monkey Run

- Neelyville

- Knob Lick

- Knob Noster - (It just sounds dirty.)

- Not - (So where do you live? Not, Missouri. Okay, then where?)

- Novelty

- Peculiar

- Pepsin

- Shafter

- Tightwad

Montana (MT) - Big Arm

- Checkboard

- Divide

- Happys Inn

- Hungry Horse

- Lame Deer

- Lolo - (Didn't they make a videogame about this?)

- Offer

- Old Weiss And French Place - (Couldn't they make up their minds?)

- Opportunity

- Peyote Point - (Woah... Did you ever think about your hands man...)

- Prison Farm

- Square Butt

- Two Dot

- Yaak

Nebraska (NE) - Beaver Crossing

- Broken Bow

- Gross

- Hazard

- Quick

- Roach

- Valentine

- Wahoo

Nevada (NV) - Contact

- Eureka

- Jackass Flats

- Massacre Lake

- Pahrump

- Pronto

- Searchlight

- Shafter

- Winnemucca

New Hampshire (NH) - Hell Hollow - (Well isn't that inviting?)

- Noone

- Sandwich

New Jersey (NJ) - Avon-By-The-Sea

- Beaverville

- Buttzville

- Cheesequake

- Colts Neck

- Convent Station

- Dicktown

- Double Trouble

- Egg Harbor

- Foot of Ten

- Fort Dix

- Good Intent

- Ho-Ho-Kus

- Love Ladies

- National Park

- Normandy Beach

- Peapack-Gladstone

- Ship Bottom

- Sicklerville

- Surf City

- Tranquility

- Wyckoff

New Mexico (NM) - Alcatraz

- Chili

- Chloride

- Deep Tunnel

- Defiance

- Elephant Butte Estates

- Gallup

- Guy

- House

- Lama

- Lava

- Lesbia

- Lobo

- Loco Hills (Ca-Razy hills!)

- Loving

- McDonald

- Nutt

- Old Moses

- Pie Town - (Mmmm... pie)

- Queen - (Best rock band -ever-)

- Rosebud - (It's a sled.)

- Tingle

- Truth Or Consequences - (Is that anything like truth or dare?)

- Twin Buttes

- Van Houten - (Is Milhouse living here?)

- Weed

New York (NY) - Beaverkill - (New York is all about killin')

- Burnt Hills

- Butts Corner

- Cat Elbow Corner

- Catskill

- Chili Center - (Pronounced Ch-eye-L-eye)

- Chipmunk

- Covert (It's hard to find)

- Coxsackie

- Drunkard Creek

- Fishkill

- Gayhead

- Gayville

- Horseheads - (I remember being raised in lovely Horseheads.)

- Kill Buck

- Neversink

- Perfection

- Pleasantville

- Purchase

- Quackenkill

- Sheds (I love living in Sheds)

- Truthville

- Tuckahoe

North Carolina (NC) - Aho

- Bat Cave

- Big Butt

- Big Lick

- Blowing Rock - (It blows!)

- Burnt Chimney Corner

- Chimney Rock

- Chocowinity

- Climax

- Coinjock

- Crossnore

- Crumpler

- Cullowhee

- Deep Gap

- Duck

- Elf

- Erect

- Gay

- Gaylord

- Grimesland

- Hairtown

- Horneytown

- Hump Mountain

- Institute

- Jugtown

- Kill Devil Hills

- Lizard Lick

- Locust

- Lower Pig Pen (Near Upper Pig Pen!)

- Meat Camp

- Morehead City

- Nags Head

- Othello

- Poor Town

- Pope Crossing

- Six Forks

- Spies

- Tick Bite

- Toast

- Townsville - (The Powerpuff Girls live here!)

- Turkey

- Upper Pig Pen (Near Lower Pig Pen!)

- Wheat Swamp

- Whynot

North Dakota (ND) - Battleview

- Bowbells

- Bowman

- Buttzville

- Danzig

- Dickey

- Fryburg

- Grassy Butte

- Mazda

- Mound

- Omemee

- Rugby

- Three V Crossing

- Turtle Mountain

- West Bonetraill

- White Earth

- Zap

Ohio (OH) - Ai - (They're only artificially intelligent.)

- Angel

- Ballville

- Bloody Corners

- Brilliant

- Coolville (Named by a 12-year-old boy. Dude it's like totally cool!)

- Defiance

- Dull

- Gaysport

- Getaway

- Hicksville - (Truth in advertizing)

- Knockemstiff

- Liars Corner

- Lickskillet - (Wouldn't that burn your tongue?)

- Long Bottom

- Loveland

- Mudsock

- Novelty

- Pandora

- Pee Pee

- Pussy Creek (I'll bet it gets wet a lot.)

- Pyro

- Seaman

- Three Locks

Oklahoma (OK) - America - (Mini America)

- Antlers

- Battiest

- Beaver

- Box - (Come here and get a square meal.)

- Broken Arrow

- Broken Bow

- Bromide - (Nothing like being named after a stinking acid.)

- Bowlegs - (What happened to the men here?)

- Bowring - (Sounds like boring.)

- Bug Tussle

- Bushyhead

- Cement

- Chilli - (Cold chili?)

- Chance

- Chewey

- Cox City

- Dill City

- Dirty Butter Creek

- Drumright - (As opposed to drumwrong.)

- Eville

- Frogville

- Gay

- Gore - (Where the Internet was invented.)

- Gypsy - (Lots of tramps and thieves.)

- Happyland

- Highway 9 Landing

- Hogshooter

- Hooker

- Little City

- Loco

- Locust Grove

- Long

- Loving - (I'm loving it.)

- Medicine Park - (Lots of druggies.)

- Muse

- Non

- Nowata (But, I'm thirsty!)

- Nowhere

- Okay

- Pink

- Slapout

- Slaughterville

- Sparks

- The Holy City

Oregon (OR) - Ashland (Nice scenerey.)

- Beaver Creek

- Bend (Over)

- Boring (Truth in advertising)

- Bridal Veil

- Brightwood - (I polish it so much)

- Burnt Woods (There are a lot of burnt places in the USA!)

- Christmas Valley

- Curtain (Just passing through a Curtain)

- Dead Horse Creek

- Deadwood (Viagra can help this)

- Dork Canal

- Drain (Ever go down into Drain?)

- Druggs Creek - (Nothing illegal here officer.)

- Fossil

- Funny Butte

- Gaylord

- Government Camp

- Half.com (town.half.com)

- Idiot Creek

- Keno - (This should be near Vegas)

- Merlin

- Paisley - (The city is a fashion nightmare!)

- Poop Creek - (Not a clean water supply!)

- Remote

- Riddle

- Shitepoke Creek

- Sixes

- Sodaville

- Spray

- Sweet Home

- Talent

- Tilicum Beach - ('Til I cum?)

- Wanker's Corner

- Woodburn (Sounds like cave man talk. Ugh, wood burn!)

- Zigzag

Pennsylvania (PA) - Ashville

- Asylum (Yes, I live in an Asylum!)

- Beaver

- Beaver Falls

- Beaverdale (What's with the beavers?

- Beersville

- Bird In Hand

- Blowtown

- Blue Ball

- Blue Bell

- Breakneck

- Burnt Cabins

- Butztown

- Climax

- Coudersport

- Coupon

- Cyclone

- Defiance

- Desire

- Elephant

- Experiment (Was it a failed experiment?)

- Fearnot

- Fertility

- Frostproof

- Gaysport

- Intercourse

- Jersey Shore - (The city isn't anywhere near the shore.)

- King of Prussia

- Lickdale - (But what if Dale protests?)

- Little Hope

- Moon

- Nanty Glo

- Needmore

- Normalville

- Paradise

- Paradise Crossing

- Pillow - (It's so soft here)

- Port Matilda - (Nowhere near a lake.)

- Puseyville

- Reamstown

- Scotrun - (It does look a like another word, doesn't it?)

- Shamokin

- Slippery Rock

- State College

- Swamproot

- Torpedo

- Transfer

- Unicorn

- Virginville

- Wawa

- Yocumtown

Rhode Island (RI) - Mooseup Valley

- Rice City

- Satans Kingdom - (Probably not the safest place for a Christian.)

South Carolina (SC) - Cow Head Landing - (The rain here is gross.)

- Coward

- Cowpens

- Due West

- Fingerville

- Five Forks

- Hell Hole Swamp

- Lucknow

- Lugoff

- Mechanicsville

- Ninety Six (I prefer the reverse)

- Pickens (And they're slim)

- Sapphire

- Sneads Ferry

- Toxaway (Toxic waste site perhaps?)

- Ware Place (I don't know where!)

- Waterloo

- Welcome

- Winterville

South Dakota (SD) - Buffalo Gap

- Eagle Butte

- Gayville

- Medicine Knoll Creek

- Oral

- Porcupine

- Red Shirt

- Yankton

Tennessee (TN) - Algood

- Blackman

- Blondy

- Bean Station

- Bell Buckle

- Big Lick

- Blue Goose

- Boring

- Bucksnort

- Bugscuffle

- Camelot - (It's only a model)

- Christmasville

- Comfort

- Defeated

- Difficult

- Dowelltown - (We make dowels!)

- Ducktown

- Erie - (It's so errie!)

- Finger

- Flippin - (You flippin son of a beach)

- Flynns Lick

- Forked Deer - (Well you wouldn't use a spoon would you?)

- Friendsville

- Frog Jump

- Gassaway

- Goat City

- Gruetli-Laager

- Guys

- Happy Valley

- Hoodoo - (Who do, you do, do what)

- Horny Head Creek

- King Arthur Court

- Lick Creek

- Lick Skillet

- Marrowbone

- Nameless

- Nankipoo

- Nutbush - (Use your imagination)

- Only

- Overall

- Ozone

- Pall Mall

- Red Boiling Springs

- Riceville

- Salt Lick

- Skullbone

- Short Mountain - (Isn't it just a hill then?)

- Sneedville

- Soddy Daisy

- Spot - (See spot, see spot run)

- Static

- Stinking Creek

- Sweet Lips

- Three Forks

- Wahoo

- Walnut Shade

- Wetmore

- Whites Creek - (Segregation even for the creeks)

Texas (TX) - Abercrombie

- Bangs

- Bean Station

- Bee Cave

- Black Jack

- Bootleg

- Bushland (Bring the razor!)

- China Grove (Talkin' 'bout the China Grove)

- Coke

- Cool

- Cummins Crossing

- Cut and Shoot

- Cyclone

- Desert - (I live in the Desert.)

- Dime Box

- Dimmitt

- Ding Dong (The witch is dead)

- Dogie Mountain

- Dripping Springs

- Dry Devil's River

- Earth

- Elevation

- Fairy - (I guess the old steers and queers saying is true!)

- Flower Mound

- Frognot

- Gay Hill

- Gaylord

- Glasscock County - (People with glasscocks shouldn't throw stones)

- Goodnight

- Grand Saline

- Gun Barrel City

- Happy

- Heckville (Such harsh words)

- High

- Hitchcock (Ouch)

- Hogeye

- Hoop and Holler

- Kermit

- Kickapoo (Gross, it's all over my shoes now)

- Latexo

- Looneyville

- Lovelady

- Millsap

- Monkstown - (Only monks allowed!)

- Muleshoe

- Nameless

- Needmore

- New Corn Hill (Right next to the Old Corn Hill)

- Noonday

- Notrees

- Oatmeal

- Personville

- Pidcoke (It just sounds wrong)

- Pointblank

- Ponder

- Reklaw (Walker spelled backwards)

- Salty

- Scissors

- Shafter

- Short

- Small - (I thought everything was bigger in Texas)

- Study Butte

- Sugar Land

- Tarzan

- Telephone

- Tigertown

- Trophy Club

- Turkey

- Twitty

- Uncertain

- Walhalla - (Couldn't spell Valhalla?)

- White Settlement - (No segregation issues here)

- Zipperlandville

Utah (UT) - American Fork (Must be low quality)

- Beaver

- Bluff

- Circleville

- Dutch John

- Echo

- Elmo

- Enterprise (Boldy go here!)

- Eureka

- Fillmore

- Helper

- Hurricane (In Utah?)

- Jerusalem - (They're in denial.)

- Koosharem - (Sounds like Cooch Harem)

- Mexican Hat

- Moroni

- Nipple - (Hee hee!)

- Plain City

- Shivwits

- Sunset

- Thistle

- Toquerville (Sounds like To Queer Ville)

- Tropic (Nothing in Utah is tropical)

- Virgin

Vermont (VT) - Dummerston Center

- Gaysville

- Hateful Hill

- Mosquitoville - (Guess what they're known for.)

- Poor Farm

Virginia (VA) - Allison Gap

- Backbone

- Bumpass

- Burnt Chimney

- Burnt Factory

- Burnt Tree

- Butts

- Crab Orchard

- Culpeper

- Dinwiddie

- Dry Fork

- Dumfries

- Fagg - (Not very politically correct, is it?)

- Frog Level

- Goby

- Gore

- Hairy Head Pond - (Wonder how it got this name?)

- Helemt - (I bet she gives great helmet)

- Index

- Java

- Lawyers

- Lick Skillet

- Manassas - (Man asses?)

- Mechanicsville

- Mouth of Wilson

- Office Hall

- Onancock

- Scotchtown

- Scrabble

- Scuffletown

- Short Pump

- Slabtown

- Stones Store - (Step right up, get your stones here)

- Threeway

- Tightsqueeze

- Tiny

- Wise

- Wolftown

Washington (WA) - Big Beaver Valley

- Bow

- Crazy Cow Creek

- Dexter by the Sea

- Dynamite

- Forks

- George - (The people here are very curious)

- Ghoul Creek

- Home

- Humptulips - (Okay, if you insist)

- Index

- Medical Lake

- Mock City - (It's not real, it's only a mock city)

- Puyallup

- Soap Lake

- Starbuck - (I wonder if they had a sponser?)

- Sunnyside - (There are actually three Sunnysides in Washington. Lots of egg eaters.)

- Tillicum - (How long will that be?) -

- Vader - (I am your father!)

- Walla Walla

West Virginia (WV) - Alloy

- Beards Fork

- Beaver

- Big Ugly Creek

- Burnt House

- Cheat River

- Cucumber

- Dille

- Dunmore (This here town has dun more than any other!)

- Fairplay (Near Scrabble)

- Flattop

- Frazier's Bottom

- Gassaway

- Gay

- Hacker Lick Run

- Hacker Valley

- Hancock - (It's not what it looks like!)

- Job

- Jumping Branch

- Kermit

- Kingwood (Honest baby, I get kingwood!)

- Left Hand

- Mount Gay

- Nitro

- Odd

- Omps - (Must be nice to be named after a sound effect.)

- Paw Paw

- Pinch

- Polish Mountain - (Not a valley?)

- Red House (Russian version of the White House?)

- Red Jacket

- Romance

- Scrabble

- Stony Bottom (Major hemerroid area)

- Wahoo

- War (What is it good for?)

- Widen (They're big on eating)

Wisconsin (WI) - Cheeseville

- Dickeyville

- Dyckesville

- Eden - (So that's where Adam and Eve came from.)

- Embarrass

- Enterprise - (The USS Enterprise!)

- Euren - (It may be spelled differently, but it still sounds like urine!)

- Gays Mills

- Imalone - (I'm Alone... city for emos)

- Institute

- Pardeeville

- Pittsville

- Polar - (Anyone live by Polar?)

- Pound

- Spread Eagle (What kind of stuff goes on here?)

- Superior

- Waldo (I found Waldo!)

Wyoming (WY) - Arapahoe (A rap a hoe, fo shizzle)

- Arnold Place (Shouldn't that be Arnold's Place? Sheesh!)

- Athol (The people that live here are such Athols.)

- Bar Nunn (Nun?)

- Buckskin Crossing (How exactly does the skin of an animal cross something?)

- Camel Hump

- Chugwater (Chug water? Must be Mormons.)

- Crazy Woman Creek

- Cyclone

- Dead Woman Crossing

- Deadmans Corner

- Devils Tower

- Gillette (The best a man can get)

- Greybull (I prefer Redbull)

- Little Medicine

- Muddy Gap

- New Fork

- Sand Draw

- Soda Butte

- Soda Lake

- Skull Creek

- Ten Sleep

Canada Alberta (AB) - Medicine Hat

- Sexsmith, Alberta, Canada

- Slave Lake

- Vulcan

British Columbia (BC) - Blubber Bay

- Salmon Arm

- Spuzzum

Manitoba (MB) - Flin Flon

New Brunswick (NB) - Cape Enrage

- Queenstown

- Sackville

Newfoundland and Labrador (NL) - Come By Chance

- Conception Bay

- Dildo

- Ha Ha Bay - (What's so funny?) -

- Happy Valley�Goose Bay - (This sounds like it belongs to a kid's show.)

- Placentia - (Ew!)

- South Dildo

Northwest Territories (NT) - Yellowknife

Nova Scotia (NS) - Economy

Nunavut (NU) - Repulse Bay

Ontario (ON) - Bastard

- Moose Factory

- Wawa, Ontario, Canada

Prince Edward Island (PE) - Sea Cow Pond

Qu�bec (QC) - Saint Louis Du-Ha-Ha

Saskatchewan (SK) - Big Beaver

- Climax

- Fairy Glen

- Moose Jaw

- Surprise Valley

Yukon Territory (YT) - Big Salmon

- Johnsons Crossing - (There's an interesting visual)

- Little Salmon

- Mayo

- Snag

International - Ass, Respublika Krym, Ukraine

- Bad Kissingen, Bavaria, Germany

- Balls Pond, London, England, United Kingdom

- Bangkok Thailand

- Batman, Batman, Turkey

- Baumholder, Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany - (Pronounced: Bomb holder)

- Bitche, Moselle, Lorraine, France

- Blubberhouses, North Yorkshire, England, United Kindgom

- Bob's Farm, New South Wales, Australia

- Bologna, Italy

- Boring, Vejle, Denmark

- Braidwood, New South Wales, Australia

- Brest, Brittany, France

- Broken Hill, New South Wales, Australia

- Bye, J�mtland, Sweden

- Casino, New South Wales, Australia

- Christchurch, New Zealand

- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand - (Translates to: The brow [or summit] of the hill [or place], where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid [down], climbed [up] and swallowed mountains, [to travel the land], [who is] known as the land eater, played [on] his [nose] flute to his loved one.)

- Christmas Creek, Queensland, Australia

- Christmas Island, Australia

- Clit, Suceava, Romania

- Cockermouth, Cumbria, England, United Kingdom

- Cold Christmas, Hertforshire, United Kingdom

- Condom, Gers, Midi-Pyr�n�es, France

- Crackpot, North Yorkshire, England, United Kingdom - (Image)

- Crookstown, Cork, Ireland

- Crow's Nest, New South Wales, Australia

- Cwn, Denbighshire, Wales, United Kingdom - (Is this even a word?!)

- Dead Chinaman, Papua New Guinea

- Dongo, Congo

- Dorking, Surrey, England, United Kingdom

- Drummore, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland, United Kingdom

- Dum Dum, West Bengal, India

- Dumdumi, Jharkhand, India

- Dummer, Hampshire, England, United Kingdom - (Dummer than what?)

- Dunedoo, New South Wales, Australia (pronounced dunny-doo, with dunny being Australian slang for an outside toilet)

- Fairy Dell, Victoria, Australia

- Fairymead, Queensland, Australia (Fairys drink mead?)

- Firth of Forth, Scotland

- Fockendorf, Bavaria, Germany

- Fucking, Austria

- Fu-ku [Fugu], Shaanxi, China

- Fuka, Nigeria

- Fukue, Nagasaki-ken, Japan

- Fukui, Fukui-ken, Japan

- Fukuoka, Japan

- Gayaman, Philippines

- Geelong, Victoria, Australia - (Gee, it's so long!)

- Granada, Spain - (Translates to: Grenade)

- Hat Head, New South Wales, Australia (That's right, the hat goes on the head.)

- Hawks Nest, New South Wales, Australia

- Hay, New South Wales, Australia (Hay's for horses)

- Hell, Cayman Islands

- Hell, Norway

- Homo, Brukina Faso

- Homo, Arequipa, Peru

- Homo, Nord-Tr�ndelag, Norway

- Homorod, Brasov, Romania - (Homo rod?!)

- Howlong, New South Wales, Australia

- Innaloo, Western Australia, Australia (Wait a second, I'm in a loo!)

- Ipswich, Queensland, Australia - (Computer humor, IP Switch)

- Jimboomba, Queensland, Australia

- Kilkenny, Kilkenny, Ireland - (Oh my god! They killed Kenny!)

- Kissing, Bavaria, Germany

- Knotty Ash, Liverpool, Merseyside, England, United Kingdom

- Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmaha-satharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit, Thailand (Translates to: The great city of angels, the supreme unconqueralble land of the great immortal divinity (Indra), the royal capital of nine noble gems, the pleasant city, with plenty of grand royal palaces, and divine paradises for the reincarnated deity (Vishnu), given by Indra and created by the god of crafting (Visnukarma))

- Kunt'ong-dong, P�yongan-bukto, North Korea

- Lesbos Island, Greece

- Lickey End, Worcestershire, England, United Kingdom

- Little Dix, Anguilla

- Little (and Great) Snoring, Norfolk, United Kingdom

- Liverpool, Merseyside, England, United Kingdom

- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey, Wales - (Translated: "St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave")

- Loch Lochy, Lochaber, Highland, Scotland - (Lake lakey?)

- Lol, Dordogne, Aquitaine, France - (Laugh out loud.)

- Middelfart, Fyn, Denmark

- Mold, Flintshire, Wales

- Molde, M�re og Romsdal, Norway

- Mooball, New South Wales, Australia

- Monkey Town, Trinidad and Tobogo

- Muff, Donegal, Ireland

- Nevertire, New South Wales, Australia

- Nobber, Meath, Ireland

- Nokia, L�nsi, Finland

- Phanom Dong Rak [Chuor Phnum D�ngr�k], Asia

- Phucket, Thailand

- Pissen, Saxony-Anhalt, Germany

- Port Fairy, Victoria, Australia

- Pratts Bottom, London, England, United Kingdom

- P�ssi, Ida-Viru, Estonia

- Pussy, Savoie, Rh�ne-Alpes, France

- Ramsbottom, Bury, England, United Kingdom

- R�cken, Saxony-Anhalt, Germany

- Rooty Hill, New South Wales, Australia

- Safety Bay, Western Australia, Australia

- Scone, New South Wales, Australia (Buttered scone)

- Sexi, Cajamarca, Peru

- Sexmoan, Philippines

- Seymen, Bursa, Turkey

- Shit�, Ethiopia

- Shitka, Irkutsk, Russia

- Six Days Only, Heaton, Bradford, West Yorkshire, England (Sounds like a car commerical)

- Soldiers Point, New South Wales, Australia (It's not nice to point)

- Suck River, Co. Roscommon, Ireland

- Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu, New Zealand (Translates to: The brow [or summit] of the hill [or place], where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid [down], climbed [up] and swallowed mountains, [to travel the land], [who is] known as the Land Eater, played [on] his [nose] flute to his loved one)

- The Entrance, New South Wales, Australia

- The Rock, New South Wales, Australia (Can you smell...)

- Townsville, Queensland, Australia

- Tittybong, Victoria, Australia

- Titz, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany

- Tong Fuk, Hong Kong SAR, China

- Turdy, Tajikistan

- Twatt, Orkney Islands, United Kingdom

- Twatt, Shetland Islands, Scotland, United Kingdom

- Ugglebarnby, North Yorkshire, England, United Kingdom - (Image)

- Ugley, Essex, England, United Kingdom

- Vagina, Krasnoyarsk, Russia

- Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia

- Walla-Walla, New South Wales, Australia

- Wallops (Nether, Over, and Middle) Hampshire, England, United Kingdom

- Wangi Wangi, New South Wales, Australia

- Wank, Bavaria, Germany

- Wankendorf, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany

- Wankaner, Gujarat, India

- Wankie [Hwange], Zimbabwe

- Wanks River [Coco] (river), Nicaragua

- Wankum, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany

- Wee Waa, New South Wales, Australia

- Wetwang, East Riding of Yorkshire, England, United Kingdom

- Windpassing, Lower Austria, Austria (Who passes more wind, the Uppers or Lowers?)

- Windpassing, Upper Austria, Austria (Kind of a stinky place to be)

- Woodburn, New South Wales, Australia

Contributers I'd like to pay a special thanks to the people who have helped this page grow to what it is. Without the help of these contributers this list would never have become so large. Thank you all very much. The following is the name and the amount of submissions I used from each person. Thomas Weiling, 208

Jackie, 75

Michael Paul, 42

Wonder Woman, 31

Lisa Wheeler, 28

Bill, 26

Kathy Green, 25

Wendy Corbiere, 25

Braswell, 21

Lisa Lauro, 20

Pat Curtis, 19

Pia Marie Cumagun, 19

Chris Lopez, 17

Robert Black, 16

Ellen Haws, 13

Kanatli Korsan, 13

Matt Milletto, 12

Kenny Peters, 11

Michael Hendy, 11

Rebecca James, 11

Adam, 10

Edwin Ball, 10

Gary D. Risden, 10

Basil Girgrah, 9

Dave Amundson, 9

Erin Britt, 9

Chris Combs, 7

Greg and Kellen Wood, 7

Jesse from New Jersey, 7

Aaron Ostrander, 6

Bri Boggess, 6

Kay Brown, 6

Kay Cully, 6

Mike Severson, 6

Shawn D. Doughtie, 6

Alisa Woodard, 5

Dupree Ed, 5

Larissa Johnson, 5

Michael Jones, 5

Robert White, 5

Trina Richetti, 5

Beau S., 4

Bill Tjaden, 4

Daniel Hines, 4

Erin Swinson, 4

Jacque Blaeske, 4

KaNichols9, 4

Kristen Grant, 4

Lollykins, 4

Nathan Lande, 4

RFaber, 4

April Joyce, 3

Darrell Cook, 3

David Oliver, 3

Deana Neaves, 3

Deborah, 3

Jason Halls, 3

John Snyders, 3

Kevin Hogan, 3

Kim, 3

Kimberly, 3

Monica Greb, 3

Nathan Mischel, 3

Ryan Orme, 3

Silver Oak, 3

Veronica Peters, 3

Barry Stevens, 2

Chris McClelland, 2

Craig Bush, 2

Dale Wagler, 2

Danielle Kidwell, 2

Danit Fridman, 2

Dean Holmes, 2

Debra Fesmire, 2

Erick Wagner, 2

Gary, 2

Joe Wippel, 2

Marcy Rothberg, 2

Michele James, 2

Michelle Walker, 2

Mickey Polaris, 2

Mikeysox, 2

Nancy Scott, 2

Randy Toney, 2

Raymond Stacy Bobian, 2

Rebecca Burley, 2

Rich Mason, 2

Robert Litzenberger, 2

Robert Zweig, 2

Sara Saulcy, 2

Shannon Dove, 2

Steven Sandbrook, 2

Sue & John Nicholls, 2

Sygmoral, 2

Tom Jones, 2

Tracey Douglas, 2

Tuesday Hayes, 2

WD Rinker, 2

Witty Bob, 2

Adam, 1

AEvs1, 1

Al Taylor, 1

Allen Peters, 1

Amy Jacobs, 1

Andre Vauthier, 1

Andrew Holliday, 1

Andrew Seawell, 1

Andy Moeckel, 1

Ann-Katrine Christoffersen, 1

Anne Goodwin, 1

Arlie Detwyler, 1

ARou343129, 1

Bailey Smith, 1

Braswell, 1

Becky Garrett, 1

Bill Nixon, 1

Bill Spangler, 1

Bobaloue, 1

Brian and Jen Tarabori, 1

Bruce's Daughter, 1

Casey, 1

Charles Haley, 1

Chiann Bao, 1

Chris Heller, 1

Chris Nall, 1

Chris Payne, 1

Connie Williams, 1

Craig Brodsky, 1

Dan Jackson, 1

Daniel Fyffe, 1

Dave, 1

Dave and Becky Carbonel, 1

Dave Wimpee, 1

David Seifert, 1

Dawn Prena, 1

DeLane McCurry, 1

Dennis Schrader, 1

Desiree Reynolds, 1

Donnagirl1964, 1

Edward K. Garrison, 1

Elizabeth J Minger, 1

Eric Geurkink, 1

Fred Hale, 1

G B, 1

Gailkaitschuck, 1

Gary Haskins, 1

Glitterbits333, 1

Gkpiccoli, 1

Greg Lane, 1

Hastie Miller, 1

Hayden Tennent, 1

Heather, 1

Hiedi Stump 1

HJ, 1

J Clerk, 1

James Stern, 1

Janos Wimpffen, 1

Jayson Swanson, 1

Jeff Clarke, 1

Jeff MacMillan, 1

Jeff Schmehl, 1

Jerry Hansen, 1

Jessica, 1

Jessica L Anderson, 1

Jewels Jamerson, 1

Joe Nanaimo, 1

John Erickson, 1

John McPherson, 1

John McWade, 1

Johnny Moore, 1

Jose D. Solorzano, 1

K, 1

Karin Boulanger, 1

Kat Kayne, 1

Kathi Brown, 1

Kay Devenish, 1

Kayla, 1

Kayla Jensen, 1

Karl Lindner, 1

Keven, 1

Kevin Foley, 1

Kevin J. Smith, 1

Kevin Spence, 1

Kimberly Waegaert, 1

Kip Arney, 1

Kirk McMurray, 1

Larry, 3

Laura Stutts, 1

Lauren Jones, 1

Leslie, 1

Lynda Finn, 1

Lynniemnt, 1

Mark Sisson, 1

Marty, 1

Mary Kelley, 1

Maryanne Scrimsher, 1

Mike Connelly, 1

Mike Fortin, 1

Mike Martelli, 1

MJaska, 1

Moxee Fruvous, 1

MTD, 1

Muchwhampum, 1

Mynameisbob8888, 1

Nancy Calz, 1

Nastia Nesterenko, 1

Nate Adams, 1

Nautilus Aquatics & Hobbies, 1

Neil Iwan, 1

Nick, 1

OldSalt6585, 1

Omar, 1

Pam, 1

Peter Astbury, 1

Peter Ritchie, 1

Phil, 1

Picklefritz0415, 1

Rband1979, 1

Regeene, 1

Rhonda Edwards, 1

Rita Kraynak, 1

Robert Leeper, 1

Robert L. Ranck, 1

S. Se, 1

Sandy Wilson, 1

Sarah Thompson, 1

Scott Dean, 1

ScottFromOuterSpace, 1

Sean Miller, 1

Shannon Anderson, 1

Shyclck7@aol.com, 1

Starskey, 1

Stephanie Kress, 1

Steve Clements, 1

Steve Trent, 1

Steven Watanabe, 1

Susan, 1

Susan Bain, 1

Syphon R., 1

Tessa R Byrd, 1

The Insane Katherine, 1

Tim McRae, 1

Toni Nord, 1

Tony, 1

UWM Guy, 1

Vanessa Ganahl, 1

Vicki Breakey, 1

Westley McDuffie, 1

Zach Brittle, 1

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