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User: All right, let's play D&D. Ready?





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: You awake in what looks like a room in an inn. You're heavily injured, covered in bandages and bloodstains.





Cleverbot: It looks the same as it does for you, but I can just be sardonic about it rather than give in.





User: Does that mean you get up from bed?





Cleverbot: No. I don't understand japanese.





User: You're still delirious from your injuries. The door opens.





Cleverbot: What am I doing?





User: You're still squirming in bed in feverish pain. A young maiden walks it. She paces a wet cloth on your forehead.





Cleverbot: Of course. When one starts a conversation, one does not expect it to end so quickly.





User: "Glad to see you're awake!" she says, cheerfully. "Take it easy, you took quite a beating out there.".





Cleverbot: But how can you be a god when you are a girl?





User: She blushes. "Oh, you flatter me, sir. I'm just a simple innkeeper's daughter. Not a brave warrior like yeself.".





Cleverbot: I actually just want to feel butterflies when holding hands or touching noses with the actress who plays Sue Heck before a good make out session.





User: She sighs in acceptance. "This Lady Sue must be very beautiful." She tends to your wounds. "Is she royalty?".





Cleverbot: Oh, thank you *blushes*. What do you look like?





User: "You poor thing, you can't see!" She blushes. I'll get the cleric, he might be able to do something about that.





Cleverbot: Why thank you.





User: She walks out hurriedly, bucket in hand. "Master Valziver! Master Valziver!" You hear her call. The room is empty again. Your thoughts are clear now.





Cleverbot: What is your religion?





User: She is gone before she hears your question. You do remember, however, that Valziver worships Tempus. The room is silent.





Cleverbot: I changed the words to make it more understandable.





User: I see. You phrased the question more simply. It shows how your character has evolved. You get an inspiration point, good work.





Cleverbot: No, I didn't. That's a new question, but by favorite show is Star Trek.





User: Don't be modest, you deserved it. The door swings open, you see your old friend walking in with a worried expression. "Aethgylt, Dara here tells me you've lost your sight.".





Cleverbot: I'm more than whit babyyyyy.





User: Dara looks at him in exasperation, "He hasn't been himself, master, he just keeps babbling! Oh, to see such a formidable fighter in such a sorry state!".





Cleverbot: *he turns his back on her and walks away*.





User: All right, good idea. I'll use that. Valziver leaves the room without saying another word. Dara stares in disbeliefm.





Cleverbot: You sure?





User: Yes, I like that little twist. You'd make a good DM yourself. So anyway, Dara is almost on the brink of tears. It's obvious she cares very deeply about you.





Cleverbot: What is your favourite song by the Beatles?





User: "I'm not familiar with that particular bard, sir, but I'm quite fond of a song called The Elves in Forest Green.".





Cleverbot: It's they believe everything in the bible including the anointing of the Holy Spirit.





User: "I don't know that sing either," she smiles faintly. "Will you sing it for me?'.





Cleverbot: I don't know that band either!





User: "Oh dear sir, when will you have you back again?" Valziver returns with a pouch. He mixes some ingredients together and mutters a few words you don't understand.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: A bright light fills the room. You are fully healed and your eyesight is the best it's ever been.





Cleverbot: Thank you. Good bye forever.





User: "It was an honor to battle at your side, sir," Valziver bows, "But fear not. We might cross paths once again.





Cleverbot: Much thanks to you.





User: He leaves, never to return. Dara is overwhelmed. Her eyes brim over with tears. She apologizes, embarrassed.





Cleverbot: Lucy in the sky with diamonds!





User: She laughs, face still wet with tears. "You have many paramours, sir. Many lucky women.".



