Welcome to the “pregnancy” portion of LET’S PANIC ABOUT BABIES! You are not allowed to go any further into this web site unless you can prove for a fact that you’re pregnant. Do you look as happy and well adjusted as that woman in the photo? Well, do you?

We thought so. GET OUT.

Okay, the rest of you can stay, but only if you took our test to find out if you’re lying about being pregnant.

Once you’ve justified your status as a pregnant person or a pregnant person’s spouse/partner/hook-up/lawyer, feel free to browse through our pregnancy articles using the table of contents in the left column.

We also expect you to thoroughly familiarize yourself with the following:

Impolite Euphemisms for Pregnancy