I play an online MMO video game, in which I have a group of friends called a ‘guild.’ My guild knows that I am well over 400 lbs in real life.

The last week I had serious heart pains and went to the doctor’s office. It turned out that I had pericarditis, a bacterial infection.

This caused my entire guild to concern troll me, saying this should be a 'wake up call’ for me to lose weight, even though pericarditis can be gotten by LITERALLY ANYBODY.

The nurse at the doctor’s office also concern trolled me and said I need to lose weight and cut down on my drinking. Look, I’m a big guy, so I need more than 2 beers to get drunk, and in either case my pericarditis is NOT related to my weight.

On top of that, my guild and also family continued to body police and concern troll me for months afterwards saying I needed to exercize. Look, it would be LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for me to exercize due to the antibiotics that I was perscribed in addition to the over 90 degree heat outside.