Unlock Your Tragic Yet Deeply Comforting Fate

Jan 25, 2018

THE FATE BUTTON

We bought you this mysterious Facebook button at great expense. This button shows your future... your deeply tragic, yet comforting, fate.

Click the red button to do learn what that mystics have studied for years. Or click the blue button to get out of here and never know your tragic yet comforting future.

This button has the power to see into your future, into the mysterious thing that awaits you... a terrible thing, yes, yet so deeply soothing.

What shall it be?