His name was Lamar

He was a lame-o

Republican from Texas, run you over with his Lexus

He drafted a bill

With twelve co-sponsors

They want to stop piracy pain

But no one seemed to find their brain

They took the DMCA curse

And then they tried to make it worse

When Google has to police websites,

Sanity drives off in a hearse

At the SOPA

SOPA Cabana

As brilliant as Hannah Montana

At the SOPA

SOPA Cabana

Please don’t endorse it

(or try to enforce it)

At the SOPA

They killed the Net

The Net’s a network (duh!)

You can’t police it

It’s full of information supplied by the world’s population

Now, I believe in

Intellectual Property

But the price you pay for free speech

Is, sometimes, a copyright breach

No, it’s not an ideal thing,

But the alternative’s Beijing

Just for, like, five seconds

Could you try not to be so right wing?

At the SOPA

SOPA Cabana

The bad guys don’t wear a bandana

At the SOPA

SOPA Cabana

It just makes me jitter

To think of poor Twitter

If the SOPA

It kills the Net