What is your current age?

Less than 13 13 to 15 16 to 18 19 to 22 23 to 26 27 to 35 36 to 50 Older than 50 What is your current age?

What is your highest level of education?

Less than high school High school Some college (no degree) 2-year college degree 4-year college degree Master-level degree (MS, MA, etc...) Doctorate-level degree (Ph.D.) What is your highest level of education?

On average, how long are you on a computer daily? (Not while working)

Less than 1 hour About an hour 1 to 3 hours 3 to 5 hours 5 to 7 hours 7 to 10 hours More than 10 hours On average, how long are you on a computer daily? (Not while working)

Do you telnet / ssh?

Huh? No Yes, once or so a month Yes, about once a week Yes, it is a daily routine Do you telnet / ssh?

How many of the following do you own? (Count item group only once).

A Microscope

A Telescope

A Graphing Calculator

A Laser Printer

A Laptop

None of these 1 or 2 of the above 3 or 4 I own at least one of each of the above How many of the following do you own? (Count item group only once).A MicroscopeA TelescopeA Graphing CalculatorA Laser PrinterA Laptop

Who is this?



I don't know Albert Einstein James Clerk Maxwell Isaac Newton Johann Kepler Max Planck Who is this?

In E=MC2, what does C stand for?

I don't know Einstein Constant The speed of light 2.99792458 x 108 m/s 2.99792458 x 108 km/s In E=MC, what does C stand for?

How much memory (RAM) does the computer you are on have?

I don't know Less than 127MB 128MB or more 256MB or more 512MB or more 1GB or more 1.5GB or more 3GB or more, WOW! How much memory (RAM) does the computer you are on have?

Who is this?



I don't know Isaac Newton Albert Einstein Carl Sagan Brian Greene Who is this?

What is/was your GPA

Don't know / care Less than 2.90 (Somewhat average marks) 2.90 to 3.19 (Average marks) 3.20 to 3.69 (Great grades) 3.70 to 3.89 (Mostly high marks) 3.90 to 4.00 (Only high marks) Higher than 4.00 (Improbable) What is/was your GPA

How many magazine subscriptions to math, science, and medical publications do you have (i.e. Popular Science, Science News Weekly, Scientific American, Discover, etc...)?

None One 2 to 3 4 to 6 More than 6 How many magazine subscriptions to math, science, and medical publications do you have (i.e. Popular Science, Science News Weekly, Scientific American, Discover, etc...)?

Which of these is an element? No emails about spelling please, the correct answer is here.

Fermium DNA Berillium Galidium Which of these is an element? No emails about spelling please, the correct answer is here.

How many good friends do you have?

less than four 4 to 6 7 to 10 11 to 15 More than 15 How many good friends do you have?

What does your Friday night consist of?

Bed by 10pm Online gaming and/or chatting Dungeons and Dragons Going out (bar, movie, restaurant, etc...) with friends Going out by yourself Going out with a significant other Playing by yourself :p A good book What does your Friday night consist of?

Look at this picture:



What is the first thing you notice about her?

Her face (eyes, nose, lips, etc...) Her elf ears Her shirt, looks good Her shirt, looks bad Vulcans don't smile!!! Look at this picture:What is the first thing you notice about her?

What is the highest level of mathematics you have taken?

Less than anything listed here High School Algebra College Freshman / Sophmore Calculus Differential Equations / Linear Algebra Abstract Algebra / Real Analysis Graduate-Level Coursework Graduate Dissertation Reading Course What is the highest level of mathematics you have taken?

In high school, which subject did you like the best?

English Geography or History Science Gym Math In high school, which subject did you like the best?

Which job sound the most fun?

Researcher Doctor Teacher Airline Pilot Engineer Firefighter Lawyer Which job sound the most fun?

Which calculator brand is your favorite?

Texas Instrument Hewlett-Packard (post-1990) Hewlett-Packard (pre-1990 -- RPN, dude!) Sharp w/ Advanced D.A.L. Casio I don't care, as long as it adds I don't care as long as it graphs Which calculator brand is your favorite?

Which of the following is not a real programming language?

BASIC C++ PASCAL Assembly FORTRAN COBOL Which of the following is not a real programming language?

What is the best use of canned air?

Clean electronics Tipping upside down and spraying things Blowing objects across surfaces What is the best use of canned air?

Where do/did you sit in class?

In the front Somewhere in the middle Towards the back Where do/did you sit in class?

Do/did you take notes in more than one color?

Yes Sometimes No Do/did you take notes in more than one color?

Do/did you ever do homework on a Friday?

Yes, anytime I have/had homework Sometimes No Do/did you ever do homework on a Friday?

Can you name the elements of the periodic table?

Yes, more than 80% About half Very few Can you name the elements of the periodic table?

Do you have cracked software on your computer?

Yes Maybe Nope Do you have cracked software on your computer?

Did you build the computer you are currently working on?

Yes No, but I have built a computer No Did you build the computer you are currently working on?

Do you know your current IP address?

Yes No Do you know your current IP address?

Do you have biohazard or warning signs posted in your room?

Yes No Do you have biohazard or warning signs posted in your room?

Should you have biohazard or warning signs posted in your room?

Yes No Should you have biohazard or warning signs posted in your room?

What is the grossest thing in your room, right now?

Nothing, it is clean Some dirty clothes Some old food Insect or rodents Dead insects and rodents What is the grossest thing in your room, right now?

What element is Mn?

Manganese Magnesium Mendelevium Gold What element is

How did you know?

I Guessed I just knew it I found a Periodic Table and looked it up I looked at the Periodic Table next to me How did you know?

Do you plan on telling others your nerd score?

Yes Maybe, depends on the score No way! Do you plan on telling others your nerd score?

What kind of (wo)man are you?

Windows Apple (Mac) UNIX / Linux Sun (Solaris / SunOS) What kind of (wo)man are you?

What browser are you using to take this quiz?

Internet Explorer Netscape Firefox / Mozilla Opera American Online Browser Lynx (or similar) Safari / Camino Other (i.e. Chrome, other graphics based) What browser are you using to take this quiz?

For statistical purposes, what "nerd-level" do you think you are?

Non-nerd Wannabe nerd Slightly nerdy Plainly nerdy Highly nerdy KING NERD For statistical purposes, what "nerd-level" do you think you are?

Why did you take this quiz?

Found it on a search engine Nothing better to do Just really, really had to know Had to prove that I was nerdier than someone else Had to prove that I am not as nerdy as someone else Why did you take this quiz?

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