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July 1 - 5: 23X-DAY "2020"

Now being held aboard a CRUISE SHIP. It'll be PACKED!

Sorry, just kidding about the cruise ship. For now.

The Church of the SubGenius now offers a fully expense-paid trip to X-Day -- IN YOUR OWN HOME!

The Conspiracy is sacrificing its own dupes this year JUST TO FOIL OUR ANNUAL CAMP-OUT!! So we're using ZOOM teleconferencing this year, in three different flavors. Don't worry -- even if your computer is from 1973, you CAN join by PHONE (and then you won't have to shave or even wear clothes!)

HERE'S HOW TO DO IT!

It's still SUBGENIUS MEMBERS ONLY. But ANYONE with $35 can become one!

So, let a thousand Li'l X-Days bloom! The Xists know OUR addresses. Stay Home to Know What You Really Think!

We have plans for live-streamed "Devivals," "rant-ins," Hours of Slack, and "Standing in the Middle of the Road Talking with SubGeniuses," which has actually been most people's favorite part of X-Day Drills. Some of us have been having weekly teleconference parties using the Zoom system, which works well.

LAUGH 'TIL YOUR LUNGS BLEED!

Everything You need to Know

Also see the 23X-Day Facebook page for latest news, details, smart-ass sarcastic comments, and naughty doctored photos.

X-Day usually abutts the Starwood Festival at the same location, but this year they are holding a "VIRTUAL STARWOOD."







Recent Past Devi vals: July 3-8: 21X-DAY "2018" This was the X-Day Drill/Starwood that Rev. Stang had to miss due to a sudden family emergency, which is why the usual hundreds of edited photos and videos from those events never got organized and posted here. The previous year, 20X-Day Drill, was pretty well covered, and parts of it were also filmed by the professional documentary crew working on Sandy Boone's film, but shortly after that Drill, the entire SubGenius Foundation archives, and the ancestral households of Stang and Wei, were physically moved from Cleveland, Ohio to Glen Rose, Texas. That move pretty much ate up about six months. The strangely Slackful ordeal is covered somewhat surrealistically on Rev. Stang's YouTube channel. Nonetheless, Stang managed to edit the footage from the first couple of nights of 20X-Day.

20 X-Day

June 29 to July 5, "2017" At WISTERIA in Southern Ohio (near Athens) PHOTO GALLERY This is THE SubGenius event to literally end all other events on this planet! ALL THE SORDID and STIMULATING DETAILS are now on our 20X-DAY SITE !



Poster left by Pater Nostril; right by Rev. Mother Miller On the Heels of X-Day:

STARWOOD FESTIVAL! July 11-17 NEW: PHOTO GALLERY This is a truly Dobbs-Approved deal for a festival that's as weird as, but not as crowded as, Burning Man and the like. Starwood happens the second week after X-Day week and is much larger, with great bands every night and nutty workshops all day. Many SubGenii (including Stang) have met True Yeti Mates at Starwood. And of course it includes a SubGenius devival or two led by Stang (usually Friday night and Saturday afternoon, before the star bands and the enormous bonfire climax. "Bob" himself has even been known to show up!

Many SubGenii and SubGenius bands to attend, including Rev. Gerald V. Casale, Rev. Ivan Stang, Xposed 4Heads,

AUGUST 19-20 - Cleveland, OH (Not actually a SubGenius show, but certainly related) DEVOtional 2016 at The Beachland Ballroom Stang's shooting and editing videos again! See DAY ONE and DAY TWO of the DEVOtional Among the many SubGeniusly preachers, professional mutants and bands were The Spudboys, Xposed 4Heads, The Fantastic Plastics, Ken the Magic Corner God, DEVOmatix, Rev. Ivan Stang, the new Mrs. Casale and many more NEW: OUR PHOTOS STANG'S DREAMSCOPES

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HAPPENED!

June 28 to July 5, "2016"

Art: Dr. Hal Robins

On the Heels of X-Day:

STARWOOD FESTIVAL! PHOTOS and VIDEO This is a truly Dobbs-Approved deal for a festival that's as weird as, but not as crowded as, Burning Man and the like. Starwood happens the second week after X-Day week and is much larger, with great bands every night and nutty workshops all day. Many SubGenii (including Stang) have met True Yeti Mates at Starwood. And of course it includes a SubGenius devival Â led by Stang on Saturday afternoon, before the star bands and the enormous bonfire climax. "Bob" himself has even been known to show up!

AUGUST 14-15 - Cleveland, OH

The DEVOtional 2015

at The Beachland Ballroom

Many SubGenius preachers, professional mutants and bands were there, including Rural War Room, The Mutant Mountain Boys, Rev. Ivan Stang, many more

PHOTOS HERE

IT ACTUALLY MADE MONEY! But we have no photos. The second this devival ended, the organizers jumped into their car and drove to 18X-Day in Ohio -- and then got married! (See below.)

Featuring music by Room Full of Strangers, Useless Jester, Generic Young Men, Get The Ghost, DJ Slack and the beautiful sounds of the recently-rehabilitated Dobbstown Quartet!

Live sermons from Reverend Doktor Crash, Reverend Dante Amadeus Shoeleather, Reverend Argus Q. Faux, Doktor Elias Purge, Pope Tim Murray, The Video Testament of "Suds" Pshaw and MORE!

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18 X-Day - June 29 to July 5, "2015"

At WISTERIA in Southern Ohio (near Athens)

This is THE SubGenius event to literally end all other events on this planet! SEE ALL THE SORDID and STIMULATING DETAILS and now PHOTOS on our detailed 18X-DAY SITE!

See also the 18X-DAY FACEBOOK PAGE before it disappears on Jan. 1

poster by Dr. Howll



STARWOOD FESTIVAL DEVIVAL PHOTOS On the Heels of X-Day:

EXCLUSIVE for SUBGENIUSES ONLY: SUPER BARGAIN ON STARWOOD FESTIVAL! The Starwood organizers love SubGeniuses SO MUCH that, if you're with "Bob" and whether you were already at Wisteria for X-Day or not, you can enjoy the WHOLE WEEK of Starwood festival (July 7 through 13) for only $135. For humans, Starwood costs $245. The weekend ALONE costs $135â¦ for HUMANS! But SubGeniuses get the WHOLE WEEK after X-Day of over 150 workshops, music, and a really great party Â for that truly insane low low rate. That's over $100 savings just because you are a SubGenius! That $135 INCLUDES WISTERIA CAMPING AND PARKING, PLUS Â the whole 7-day festival! This is a truly Dobbs-Approved deal for a festival that's as weird as, but not as crowded as, Burning Man and the like. Starwood happens the week after X-Day week and is much larger, with great bands every night and nutty workshops all day. Many SubGenii (including Stang) have met True Yeti Mates at Starwood. And of course it includes a SubGenius devival Â led by Stang on Saturday afternoon, before the star bands and the enormous bonfire climax. "Bob" himself has even been known to show up! Go to http://www.starwoodfestival.com/ And sign up for the "Weekend Warriors" ticket -- and under "Additional Names" tell 'em you're a card-carrying SubGenius and want the special deal! Then email Rev. Stang at

Then email Rev. Stang at stang@subgenius.com so he can let Starwood bigwig Princess Wei know you're coming. She'll add your name to the Starwood list of the SAVED! JULY 4 - SHANGHAI, PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA



December 6 - Kent, Ohio - Devival/Party at Stone Tavern