I rather him have the flu than be twerking in the mirror

said 42-year-old Army Vet Curtis McPullout after taking his 13-year-old son to an East Atlanta Medical unit. He was a regular kid before he got the shot, you could find him laughing, playing outside and beating off to The Jet Beauty Of The Week. Then the boy gets the shot becomes a cowboys fan and starts taking duck lip selfies.

The McPullout’s said they were happy with the decision the courts made and that he will be taking his son to Brazil for a three-month rehabilitation program geared to bring boys back to the other side, which seems to be working out well.