First off, I got a message from my gifter saying that my gift was on it's way but in the meantime they gave me Reddit Gold!!!! I came back from a mini vacay to work the day before xmas but lucky for me there was a big box sitting on my desk. I opened it and my first thought was literally "Holy crap! How much did this person spend on packaging this?" It was literally done by a pro! I opened the card and I started trying to guess what land locked state and figured I got a Breaking Bad Dvd too. I opened what seemed to be a battery taped to the envelope and it was "Macon Bacon" lip balm. I always joked about people eating chapstick. I might just do it! Next, I went for the dvd labeled /r/firstworldanarchists....I should have known at that point not to expect BrBa (I feel like a dummy because I still don't know what "AD" stands for). The Wilfred DvD was an awesome surprise! I fucking love Wilfred! That's what I was for Halloween a few years ago! Lol Next, I opened up the Mango "Blunt Power" air freshener. Wow! It smells really good and will definitely go to good use! After all, this IS California. That's not it though! I unwrapped like 5 grocery bags to find a Tennessee shot glass! I don't remember posting about this(although she did a damn good job going through my profile) but I have a pretty large(IMO) shot glass collection and I don't have one from Tennessee. THANK YOU! Last but most certainly not least comes the part where you mention that you still know how to have a good time! Jack and Coke is my go to so she nailed it with the Platte Valley Corn Whiskey! I'm really fighting the urge to take a shot at work. The ceramic jug it came in is so cool! I've never seen this before and I'm betting it's really good! After all, she IS from Tennessee!