Y’know, the good people of Albany work hard to keep this-here town a decent place to live. And then out-of-towners come in here and think they can get all wild. Well sir, our local constabulary won’t sit for it.

Or, as the scene was described by the State Police news release:

Acting upon a report of disturbing sounds in a men’s bathroom in the Empire State Convention

Center on Monday afternoon, troopers from SP Capital found a young couple having sex in that rest

room. An 18-year-old woman and a 19-year-old man, both of Saratoga Springs, were arrested for

Public Lewdness, a misdemeanor. The male was found in possession of a plastic bag of marihuana

and was charged with Unlawful Possession of Marihuana. The female was found with a partially

consumed bottle of rum and was charged with Possession of Alcohol by a Person Less Than 21

Years Old. Each person was issued appearance tickets and the pair will answer their charges in the

Albany City Court on September 15th.

It might be worth noting that, based on this description, the couple was caught in flagrante delicto just a few steps away from where casino backers were pitching their projects to the state Gaming Commission.