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It has recently come to our attention that you can get your balls set on fire in China. This fire therapy, referred to as "huo liao," can allegedly cure everything from depression to infertility. Naturally, we have questions:

Who was the inventor? And did it come to him in a dream or a nightmare?

Can this technique also be used to remove your hair?

Did the inventor consider naming it the following?:

Great Balls of Fire

Hunk of Burning Love

Light My Candle

Cinnamon Red Hots

The Flaming Tips

The Sack of Rome

Do technicians train by making bananas foster?

What was the trial-and-error process like, other than OH GOD NOT AGAIN WHYYYYYYYYYYY?

If cold water causes shrinkage, will fire cause the inverse? And if so, how much kerosene do you have, because it’s not enough.

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Does anyone have any marshmallows?

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