1. That time he chose to play with Essendon Grammar instead of the Bombers:

In his debut season in 1993, Fletch made the decision to play with his schoolmates at Essendon Grammar instead of playing with the Bombers in the round 14 clash against the Brisbane Bears.

He's just lucky that we beat them.

2. That time he gave the umpire an English lesson:

Not too sure whether this umpire knew that Fletch wrote the first dictionary. The real lesson though, don't mess with Fletch.

3. That time he dropped the bomb on the Saints:

Kicking barrels and breaking hearts since '93.

4. That time he showed he can drop punt it further than most players can torp it:

The only thing that made this better was the fact that it was against the Pies... even if we did lose.

This guy absolutely loved it.

Lucky he can kick better than he can high five.

5. That time that he broke Carlton's hearts:

Why would you even try and out run Fletch? That's just silly.

7. That time he broke Carlton's hearts... again:

If you look closely, you can see the exact moment their hearts break.

8. That time he gave up breaking Carlton's hearts and broke the Irish hearts instead:

Those go-go gadget arms have proved to be pretty useful in the International Rules series over the years.

Sorry Connor.

9. That time he decided to be a forward:

Hooksy might think he did this 'set-play' first, but it's hard to do something before a man who has been playing for 23 years.

10. The time he became a dual premiership player:

Fletch decided seven years was long enough to wait between premierships, so he decided to win another one.

He's not just the man of the moment, he's the man of the last 23 years. Here's to another 400 games (at least).