“Why make a category for everything? The world lives on the brink of destruction, people are as apathetic as ever, and chronological whimsical forms of the structure are the things that are keeping us down. Fuck the system, Fuck the structure, and BY GOD here at Stoner Schematics we say FUCK Categories (…sometimes).”

Looking for a nice vacation spot where you can do some boarding and smoke the dope? Well consider Breckenridge Colorado, where the local government ruled last year that criminal penalties for possession of up to one ounce of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia by adults (21 and up) would be removed. However, the new ordinance doesn’t change the laws prohibiting smoking in public, driving under the influence, or the use of a ski lift while under the influence. So save the green to break out whenever you’re back to your hotel from that sweet ride down the mountain slopes. If you are anything like me (falling down the mountain more than you stay on the board) toking up will be a nice way to ease those bruised muscles.