What do you get for the man who already has everything? Well, some ridiculously lavish sex toys won’t hurt, we guess. Just make sure they’re valued at $500, at least, out of respect. Elton John relayed his tale on The Graham Norton Show about how this actually happened to him, as his pal Eminem sent John and his husband a very frisky wedding present days after their civil ceremony. “I got this package from Eminem, shows you how homophobic he isn’t,” John recounted. “We had two diamond-encrusted cock rings, on velvet cushions. And I have to say, they have remained unused.” Any buyers are welcome to call John directly.