A Tennessee man is accused of urinating on the floor of a Wal-Mart store while trying to stuff packaged trout down his pants.

The Clarksville Leaf-Chronicle reported the man, identified as David Wylie, 56, told police he wasn't worried about his crimes because they were only "misdemeanors."

An employee at the Clarksville, Tenn. store called police after noticing the man urinating on the floor near where the alcohol is sold.

According to the report, Wylie is then accused of trying to leave the store on Wednesday afternoon without paying for the trout.

The responding officer noted in his report that Wylie was intoxicated.

"Wylie's statements as well as the detection of alcohol led me to believe that the offenses were likely to continue," the officer wrote.

Wylie was arrested and charged with shoplifting, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication, according to the newspaper. His bond was set at $2,000.