Somebody on Twitter suggested this for a third Zappa track by track battle, so here we are!!!!

1. “Didja Get Any Onya?” v “Cocaine Decisions”

Oh God, are you kidding? “Didja”, not even close.

2. “Directly From My Heart To You” v “SEX”

Again, “Directly” and it isn’t even close.

3. “Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask” v “Tink Walks Amok”

Not even close, “Prelude”.

4. “Toads Of The Short Forest” v “The Radio Is Broken”

“Toads”. There is parts of Radio I like, but as a whole, I’m not so sure.

5. “Get A Little” v “We Are Not Alone”

“We Are Not Alone” is a song I don’t hate, but c’mon, it’s easily “Get A Little” with that slow burn groove.

6. “The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbeque” v “The Dangerous Kitchen”

7. “Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula” v “The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou”

“Dwarf”.

8. “My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama” v “Stick Together”

Do I need to post Tommy Lee Jones again?

9. “Oh No” v “The Jazz Discharge Party Hats”

“Oh No”, hands down.

10. “The Orange County Lumber Trucks” v “Luigi And The Wise Guys”

“Luigi” is actually one of my favorite songs on Utopia, but it’s still not that great. So it is hands down “Lumber Trucks”.

11. “Weasels Ripped My Flesh” v “Moggio”

Believe it or not, I’ll give it to “Moggio”.

So the winner is…..

The Mothers win this one 10-1. So there you go.