SCP 0000 Item #: SCP #### Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0000 cases is to be kept in a small locker with the temperature to remain at 25-30 Degrees F. SCP-0000's room is to be checked daily for any leaking or other oddities. SCP-0000's testing is to be approved by 2 Level-3 personal. Testing with SCP-0000 should be in a 10 by 10 foot room, with a reinforced door so that the effects of SCP-0000 don't effect anywhere else but the room. SCP-0000 should a no cases be played outside. Description: SCP-0000 is currently 5 4 vinyl copies of the album Eskimo by The Residents. SCP-0000's cover and the vinyl itself show no abnormalities from a regular copy other than some mold damage which vinyl seems to be uneffected by. SCP-0000s less effective properties appear whenever SCP-0000 is kept in a room above 40 degrees Fahrenheit. SCP-0000 will leak water out of the center of the disc. Depending on the heat of the room, SCP-0000 will leak more water when introduced to more heated environments.

SCP-0000 more noticeable proporties are seen when it is inserted into any vinyl playing device (Gramaphone, Turntable, etc) the room where SCP-0000 will suddenly begin to transform the room. Despite having a roof, the room will begin to have a heavy blizzard. The room will expand if deemed too small.(yo Errorlypse put a footnote about how the limits have not been determined) The music of SCP-0000 can be heard no matter where within the room. SCP-0000 will play certain events based on the notes contained within a average copy of The Residents - Eskimo. SCP-000 Track: The Walrus Hunt

Effects: The nearest water source will collapse

Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 18 by 12 average containment room. SCP-XXXX is to have a detector checking for signs of life (Reminder, say like bacteria and stuff doesn't count)(more unprofessionalism) In case of life detected, SCP-XXXX is to be removed and taken to Site-524. SCP-XXXX's containment is to be laced with SCP-████ . SCP-XXXX is to be stored in Site-███ 30 feet away from any living creature (Replace that, sounds unprofessional) no matter what kingdom it is within. (Needs help, not good at descriptions of procedures) Studies on SCP-XXXX should be from a safe distance in room 623.

Any unused cases of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be incinerated immediately. Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a standard red gumball machine which measures 1.5 feet tall and 6 inches wide, with a difference of the words "Your Taste" written in sharpie marker on the right side. Above SCP-XXXX's coin slot is a small sticker saying "50 Cents for your taste". Whenever any living organism is is within 20 feet from SCP-XXXX they begin to want to get to SCP-XXXX to an extreme extent. These organisms will suddenly attempt anything required to get to SCP-XXXX. Previous studies have shown the following temporary actions.

-Increased IQ

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Whenever anything puts 50 cents into SCP-XXXX, the user loses body mass equal to one gumball from random part of their body. Use has caused internal bleeding, organ failure, instant death, and drowning in your own blood. In cases where a machine was operated to obtain a gumball, the person operating the machine has been effected. The gumballs produced are refered to as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is reported to have the same consistanty of a normal gumball. Whenever (word not coming to brain) begins digestion the one effected will begin craving similar taste and go into a savage like state

SCP 0000-1 em #:** SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe/Euclid Special Containment Procedures: The area which SCP-0000 will should hidden behind the (BT) Forest with warning signs indicating goverment property. SCP-0000 is to have at least 4 Class-D personal for investigations of SCP-0000-1. Any (people who aren't involved with foundation) near SCP-0000's containment area are to be hit with Class-B (fuck I can't word today the medicine) and escorted at a minimum 130 miles away. Any cases of SCP-0000-1 outside the containment area are to be reported immediately. As of incident 0000-A1 any unknown humanoids that exit SCP-0000-1 are to be immediately terminated.

Description: SCP-0000 is the abandoned town of (Black Text), (Black Text). SCP-0000 has been measured to be (Black Text) by (Black Text) long. The last known residents of SCP-0000 was the (Black Text) family currently in custody missing.

At upon random times, a case of SCP-0000-1 will appear. The longest time reported between times spotted had been 75 Hours, 20 Minutes with the shortest being 2 hours. SCP-0000-1 will remain stable for 2 hours and 27 minutes before starting to fade. SCP-0000-1 is a large bunker with an iron and unknown substance covered hatch with a sign above indicating a Fallout Shelter. SCP-0000-1 and its sign seems to be effected by (BL) years of (HEHDJSHS).

SCP-0000-1s Door can be opened using a crowbar and other simple effective ways. Inside SCP-000-1 is a usually a rusted bunker with basic life needs. The most common rooms found are

• Large Bedroom with curtains (All) (Common)

• Air pipe room, pipes don't seem to connect to the surface (All)

• A room with outdated water purification machines. (Common)

• Animal Capture room. Assumed food source (All)

• Hallway Connecting to all the rooms (All)

• A room with a sign in the middle stating the words "LOve ANF BeloNginG" (Uncommon)

• [DATA RETRACTED]

•An entire room filled with Black and White (Jsudh) brand TVs.

SCP-0000-1 have contained various human beings now on refered to as SCP-0000-2. In all interviews, SCP-000-2 have claimed that necular war has begun above ground. SCP-0000-2 are usually reported to have last been on the surface in 1963. SCP-0000-2 are usually harmless and tend to be afraid.

Earliest information relating to SCP-0000 was therapist checkup with the now Deceased (BL) Black.

Negativland - Irrectangluar + SCP-0000 Exploration Logs - Title for hiding text _Test A - Date__ Subjects: D-1878, D-1879 (Prefered to as D-8 and D-9)

Procedure: Enter SCP-0000-1 and Report

Items Carried: Two gas masks, one crowbar, 2 (Type of guns), One GPS, 2 Food, One Camera, One transceiver.

Record:

Interviewer: D-8, D-9 have you located SCP-0000-1?

Interviewed: Yeah, breaking into it now. [A metal clang is heard]

Interviewer: Good, enter SCP-0000-1.

NOTE: Most SCP-0000-2 may be suffering from Anexity Disorder and PSTD. __Test E - Date Subject: D-1899

Procedure: Enter SCP-0000-1 and retrieve blood samples from SCP-0000-2

Items Carried:

Results: Blood samples contained metallic substances and radiation poisoning. Blood appeared to be belonging to Ms. Paula (BT)

Analysis: Test F - Date Subject: D-1899

Procedure: Retrieve SCP-0000-2

Results: SCP-0000-2 have been labeled as sometimes violent.

Analysis: Test G - Date Subject: D-1908

Procedure: Retrieve SCP-0000-2

Results: Incinerated. SCP-0000-2 had (Gshaiau) (Measurement) of radiation.

Analysis: Test I - Date Subject: D-1923

Procedure: Don't leave SCP-0000-1

Results: See Log 2

Analysis: +LOGS - Title for hiding text LOG 1 Hello Mrs Black LOG 2

Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0000-1 is currently kept within with a room designated as Room-365, which is located next to SCP-0000-2 within Site 1█. Motion detectors have been attached to SCP-0000-1, which will send a signal to Force-523 to terminate SCP-0000-1A. No longer needed. Cases of SCP-0000-1A are to be read for investigation.

SCP-0000-1 is to be watched through a camera system by no fewer than 3 D-Class personal at all time. After every 14 hours of D-Class watching SCP-0000-1, Personal are to be tested for psychological trauma. If D-Class personal are (tested positive for trauma?), personal are to be given A Class amnesiacs and are to be moved to another project.

SCP-0000-2 should be checked immediately after an instance of SCP-0000-1A is created. The entrance to SCP-0000-2 is to be contained within a passage requiring Level 4 clearance, and a 5 by 5 Foot iron gate. Objects needed should be based on the text on SCP-0000-1A. As of Incident-0000-I1, which had the creation of SCP-2███, nothing found within SCP-0000-2 is to be taken out of containment. Description: SCP-0000 is the designation for two separate objects labeled SCP-0000-1 and SCP-0000-2. SCP-0000-1 is a slightly damaged 12 pound Olivetti MS25 typewriter, measuring 5.5" x 14.2" x 14.2". SCP-0000-1 has a seemingly endless amount of 24.5 cm paper. SCP-0000-1 has a small metal blade attached to the platen, which after creating an instance of SCP-0000-1, will thrust forward to detach the paper in SCP-0000-1. Upon inspection the word "LOW" are written on SCP-0000-1, often looking as if they were scratched on using a sharp metallic object. Direct location of the word has been unsuccessful, as different persons perceive it in different locations on SCP-0000-1. At seemingly random times (and when not viewed), the keys on SCP-0000-1 will begin to activate to type upon the paper within SCP-0000-1. SCP-0000-2 is the door/and room to the original room of SCP-14██ before [DATA REDACTED]. SCP-0000-2 changes based on the object behind SCP-0000-2, but will always have the text SCP and the designation of a currently unused SCP number. When unaffected by SCP-0000-1's abilities, SCP-0000-2's room is a 8 ft by 8 ft by 10 ft empty room constructed of white painted bricks with no anomalous properties. Written on SCP-0000-1A are SCP reports with designations of currently unused SCP numbers. SCP documents often have several issues which define them different from real SCP documents. These issues include: • Articles are often poorly written, often showing little understanding of grammar

• Articles have descriptions overly similar to pre-existing SCPs

• Containment Procedures often unhelpful in containing SCP

• Object Classes unfitting for the object

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