Wow. You weren’t kidding when you said this KB would be “earth shattering”. Anyways, I have accumulated a couple of questions for you about some events that have happened over the last couple of days.1) You know how I have an almost unhealthy obsession with Gravity Falls? Well, get this. A few days ago, some presumably obese Tumblrinas got together for some kind of sick project. The end result was a “Grunkle Dating Simulator”, where you, the person reading this, gets to choose between dating Stan or Ford Pines. Being a sucker for Stanford Pines, I decided to look at the game. But, the more I looked into it, the more “off” it seemed. The soundtrack was strange, and the character art was.. a bit unnerving. But, more importantly, what’s your take on this? Social engineering designed to promote homosexuality and that other gay shit?2) Over the last few weeks, many working class people have put aside their jobs to watch the World Cup. Nothing much to say here. What do you know about the World Cup? What’s your take on this event?3) Okay, so Hill and Bill aren’t on Life Extension Medications. But, do you know of any celebrities who DO take Life Extension Medications? Can you name names, or is that “against the rules”, so to say?4) Alex Jones has been saying for the last few weeks that the Democrats are trying to jumpstart the dreaded Second American Civil War this Wednesday. Is he telling the truth, or is he just being a bit theatrical as always?4a) Will the Democrats start their Civil War Plans on the EXACT date of July 4th, or is that just the overall-estimated date?5) Speaking of Independence Day, a bunch of Tumblrina’s and SJW’s are planning on raiding /pol/ with slide threads on Wednesday too. Any secret info on that?6) Do you know why Toys R Us is being shut down? How can it be reopened? Will it be reopened in a few years, much like the whole Hostess situation of 2013?