“The Dagobah cave is in the news again! The Dagobah cave is in the news again!” Sorry, hard to avoid the echo in here. But it’s true: the infamous jungle crypt on Dagobah is up to its old mind-bending tricks again. Only this time, the cave is testing Luke Skywalker’s naughty nephew, Kylo Ren. In the forthcoming comic book Age of Resistance — Supreme Leader Snoke #1, we’re taken back in time to Ren’s training days under the First Order’s gold-loving bossman. In order to pass the Dark Side SATs, the Dark Prince aka Ben Solo must come face-to-face with…. his biggest fear! Yep, the cave is a stickler for consistency. Same rules apply as when Luke took his Light Side SATs back in The Empire Strikes Back.

Here’s the thing about caves though: super loose lips. They literally can’t close their gaping mouths. So our spies spent night and day listening to the Dagobah cave recount the best dark visions its ever produced. (Pretty sure it broke cave-client privilege, so let’s just keep this between us.) Without further ado, THE TOP 10 DARK VISIONS FROM THE DAGOBAH CAVE!

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