Original Air date: March 30th, 2020

Caption: Matt fails at book reading time with his children.

Running time: 1:48

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Jacob asks about whether or not it's ok to get take-out. Matt says that he has. Paul suspects that him and his wife's friskiness is related to her sudden desire for Arby's.

The hosts talk about the lack of current skill from grocery shopping.

Matt's kid wants to read "Go the F**k to sleep." The hosts talk about kids cursing. He has a conversation with his kid about the book. He was scared initially but then showed it to his neighbors 4 hours later.

Jacob talks about having a drive-through birthday. Paul assumes that this is a drive-through driveway shitting.

A Fake Commercial for Birthday Bombs, an actual bomb for your birthday.

Matt talks about the idea of him getting a gun and how useless a gun would be to him. Paul imagines the purge where he has shot a bunch of theives and fertilized the lawn. The grass is referenced as a "Salad From My Victory Garden."

The hosts talk about the next region of their Fast Food bracket. The morality of Chick-fil-A and Dominos are discussed. They apologize for not understanding Culvers.

The hosts talk about the Tiger King documentary. They also talk about some of the content on their own Twitch.tv channel. They also make reccommendations about content they are following.

Scoopmail Edit

No Scoopmail was read on this episode.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosion theme is played. Dungeon Scoop and Dragon Scoop send in a scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit