Do you want a silent ride? A creepy ride? This Uber driver offers a hilarious ride type menu for passengers.

A Twitter user posted a ride menu he received from his Uber driver Sunday night. The menu hilariously categorizes the different ride experiences the driver offers.

Headlined, "George: The Uber Driver...", George's ride menu ranges from prison stories to therapy talks.

The menu reads:

Ride Type Menu

The Stand Up:

I tell you about things that are funny (to me at least). From prison stories to other poor life choices I've made. Don't get a lovers name tattooed on you. Ever.

The Silent Ride:

The Therapy Ride:

Got something on your mind? Let me help take it off. Talk to me.

The Creepy Ride:

I don't say anything. I just look at you from time to time in the rearview mirror. All creepy like.

The Rude Ride:

I be as rude as possible.

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The driver, George, created a Twitter after noticing the post go viral. In his first tweet ever, he thanked @LuisLovesGoats for sharing, and called him a great passenger.