I haven’t been jacked up since… well, since the Super Bowl a year and a half ago. Now that the dust has settled I couldn’t be happier that Brady got suspended. The Pats are at their rightful place atop the AFC East, Thomas Brady is fucking pissed, the team has that necessary “something to prove” mentality, and we are blessed with fucking pump-up videos for a week 5 games against the lowly Cleveland Browns. I couldn’t be a happier man right now, despite the fact that I’m so jacked up I could break everything in this damn office.

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