If you leave your wait staff a bad Yelp review, you might get poop in return

Dan Neves is a waiter at a restaurant in Austin and created YELP BULLIES EXPOSED, a private Facebook group that tracks down rude Yelpers and sends them a hot, fresh bag of animal poop via poopsenders.com.

Dan Neves is a waiter at a restaurant in Austin and created YELP BULLIES EXPOSED, a private Facebook group that tracks down rude Yelpers and sends them a hot, fresh bag of animal poop via poopsenders.com. Photo: Twitter Screengrab YELP BULLIES EXPOSED Photo: Twitter Screengrab YELP BULLIES EXPOSED Image 1 of / 3 Caption Close If you leave your wait staff a bad Yelp review, you might get poop in return 1 / 3 Back to Gallery

If you've ever waited tables and taken crap from a customer, you've probably wanted to give him some right back.

Sometimes, quite literally. Well, one Texas man is doing just that. And he's pushing out some steaming, hot revenge.

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Dan Neves is a waiter at a restaurant in Austin and create YELP BULLIES EXPOSED, a private Facebook group that tracks down rude Yelpers and sends them a hot, fresh bag of....no, not human excrement.

But he does send the Yelpers animal excrement thanks to the website poopsenders.com.

The group was created on April 19, 2019. Today, it has 655 members.

The site allows you to to send the crappy gift totally anonymously to the person of your choice at their business or home address. You can pay by cash ('no paper trail') or card (there are instructions for both).

The site only offers animal waste including cow dug ($17.95), Elephant Crap (18.95) or Gorilla Poop ($19.95) You can order either a quart or, for someone really loathsome, a gallon.

Finally, there's the combo pack option, which packages the droppings of all three animals and is only available in the gallon size option.

And, yes, sending an anonymous non-hazardous package through the United States Postal Service is actually legal.

Poopinsiders.com posted a disclaimer on its site to cover its...liability.

"By ordering one of our products, you agree to the following:

You may NOT use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or any other unlawful purpose. The customer agrees this is a gag gift, novelty service for entertainment ONLY and that is their only intention."

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