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So, the One Page Dungeon contest has arrived again, hasn’t it?

I entered the Deep Purple Worm in 2012, which seems really far away now, back when nuclear annihilation seemed less likely. And this year I actually managed to prepare a piece for the 1PD! Huzzah!

The perfect place to take care of all your teleporter-related issues! No danger, skill or magic ability required! It has pineapples, wizards, the end of time, Windhawk and Motorhead. What could go wrong?

Also, if you think this kind of stuff is kind of awesome, you can help more of it happen at patreon. Yup. Money makes art happen.

Also, here’s a bonus. A diagram of the dungeon, with extra monster rifts added.

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