ANYONE fleeing Syria because of US airstrikes is not a refugee but a terrorist, the US has confirmed.

Last night’s missile strikes, and the further strikes expected when Trump wants to feel presidential tomorrow night, are aimed at bad people so only bad people would be afraid of them.

Secretary of state Rex Tillerson said: “To flee your home because of evil Assad’s terrible attacks is understandable, though you can’t come here because you might be lying.

“But to flee because American-made Tomahawks are streaking through the sky like the rescuing cavalry, precision-targeted on the wicked? Uh-uh.

“That’s the US of A you’re running from, and that means you’re a definite terrorist. Very likely ISIS, even if they are shooting at you.

“If US airstrikes are incoming simply remain indoors, cherish freedom and our shared values, and you’ll be perfectly safe. Just ask Iraq.”