Well, I received terrible news today. My reindeer is dead. Not only has my reindeer ceased to be but during its time on this earth it apparently flew upside down, slept in the nude and was not nearly as good as onefoot_out's reindeer.

To be honest I never really liked my reindeer anyway, it was too green.

Thanks for the card. The look on my non-redditor wife's face while reading the card aloud was priceless and earned you a month of reddit gold! "Merry December!"