What's the old adage - Give the gift they want but would never buy? Well the nail was hit on its' proverbial head.

I picked up my package at the post office and on my way home ran in to some friends. I told them excitedly of my mysterious acquisition and decided to open right there in the restaurant. The four of us instantly broke into peels of laughter.

The chocolates are a lovely touch, and the lubricant is quality stuff. The dog penis dildo though, that's in a category of brilliance all unto itself. It's named "Clifford" and from what I've seen as far as bestiality goes, that's knot too far off from a dog penis.

Thank you very much to whomever sent this beautiful atrocity. It's a thoughtful and hilarious gift and it's made my Christmas.