Adventure Time “Now it’s Gone” Spell

chaoticwanderings:

Intent: A spell to help you stop caring about someone who is no longer in your life.

Materials:

picture of the target

jar

dirt

dumpster (you can use a cliff or something like that but I recommend just using a dumpster

marker

Procedure:

1. On the back of your target’s picture write the words “I don’t care anymore”.

2. Place the target’s picture in the jar.

3. Drop handfuls of dirt in the jar until it’s full and you can no longer see the picture.

4. Toss the jar into the dumpster. Say the following words:

Now they’re gone forever. So they’re not real and I don’t care about them anymore.

5. Go home and have a cup of tea, listen to self-confident music, and remember what a badass you are and that you don’t need someone else to make you whole.