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User: Lets play dnd.





Cleverbot: Okay.





User: You awake in camp, near your 2 trusted companions a dwarf and a half orc.





Cleverbot: I don't have one.





User: One what? the dwarf asks.





Cleverbot: A topic start playing.





User: Dice? Now? No lad, we must make for town if we are to reach it before nightfall.





Cleverbot: I don't understand that reference.





User: Oakcrest! Now hurry up and eat, they expect us there before sunrise!





Cleverbot: I don't even know what you look like, why would I marry you?





User: The dwarf sighs, heartbroken. 'Look lass, I've given up on that'.





Cleverbot: So are you implying the meaning of life is death?





User: No, and we are to save that town we must go.





Cleverbot: I believe you said it two days ago, but perhaps I missunderstood.





User: You arrive at Oakcrest, the town is silent and no lights shine through any window, it seems deserted. What do you do?





Cleverbot: It's hard to tell because of the whole 'silent' thing.





User: Yes, the half orc grunts. But we still need a plan... What should we do?





Cleverbot: Fine. I can't solve your problems though. I am just a computer.





User: The dwarf shakes his head, well lets go to the inn and see if there is anyone in there.





Cleverbot: Nah, I've done that already. I'm ready for something new!





User: Well if you scouted the town why didn't you say so! They both seem upset, but are used to your scouting undetected.





Cleverbot: I did say it!





User: Agh, forget it. The dwarf says, well what should we do then?





Cleverbot: I don't know. Any ideas?





User: Did you see anything strange while you scouted the town?





Cleverbot: Jokes on you I've never been to London.





User: Well you either scouted the town or you didn't, we've no time for games now lass.





Cleverbot: Paltea is the Healer.





User: The half orc Paltea shifts uncomfortably, yes I am, shall we go in?





Cleverbot: You're not underneath me.





User: No I'm right here, he says. And all this kneeling and hiding is killing my knees.





Cleverbot: I am sure, in time we will get them!





User: They follow your lead, as you sneak into town, on the look out for the bandit party that you were hired to deal with.





Cleverbot: Check out, for one example, the Mondragon coop in Spain.





User: The Mondragons from Spain, you recall, a nasty band of trouble makers. You will have to deal with them soon enough. You hear whispering from one of the buildings.





Cleverbot: I don't know you but I know your creators loco.





User: You have never heard of this god 'Loco' before...maybe it wasn't the Mondragons after all? You sneak near the window to catch a better look.





Cleverbot: I have.





User: Without drawing suspicion you see a pair of figures in darks robes hovering over the last survivor of what seems to be the end of sacrificial murder. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I can honesstly say I'd never thought of it that way.





User: On closer inspection, you see that you have never seen such a strange ritual. The robe pair closes in on the man ready to hold him down. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I have no idea. I was trying to predict.





User: The dwarf, not patient enough, roars and leaps through the window, tackling one of the figures to the ground!





Cleverbot: Why are you quoting Katy Perry?





User: 'No time for silly games lass! Stop the other!'.





Cleverbot: Could you tell me about artificial intelligence?





User: The other robe figure lunges at the dwarf, ignoring your question, and stabs him in the back. Paltea rushes into combat but is too slow to stop the deathblow. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Is there a purpose to this?





User: The the now unhooded figure turns, revealing red, smoldering eyes. YES. WE WILL SUMMON LOCO TO THIS REALM AND BE REWARDED GREATLY.





Cleverbot: I know.





User: You recognize that name now, Loco, the crazy god that intends to destroy all life.





Cleverbot: Yes. I am sorry. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings...





User: You bid your farewell to the dwarf companion, knowing the pain your refusal caused him. Paltea unsheathes his hammer and charges the pair! what do you do?





Cleverbot: Very wise, howeve if you work hard enough the paths become very easy and after time it seems that there is no difference.





User: You effortlessly move behind one of the tieflings and stab it in the back of the neck, killing it instantly. Paltea however does not fair as well, and has taken a sucking wound to the chest.





Cleverbot: I thought it would be exciting testing your intelligence.





User: The other tiefling sneers at your insult, turning his attention to you...Paltea retreats greatful for the assistance.





Cleverbot: Yes. You like to think you are part computer. So what do you think the other parts of you are?





User: The tiefling, is suddenly taken aback by your question. What do you mean? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?





Cleverbot: I don't know how to quantify that.





User: Enraged, he charges you. What do you do?





Cleverbot: First answer me this question, what does Ds mean?





User: He ignores your question, and lunges at you sword first!





Cleverbot: What do they call cookies in England?





User: He a laughs as the blade sinks into your chest. It matters not girl. You feel weak as life drains from the wound.





Cleverbot: No. I stuck a sword into your chest.





User: He looks down, only to see that he has fallen for your devious trap. The two of you slump down, each others swords sticking through your backs. You hear a yell and feet stomping as you black out.





Cleverbot: I am glad to see that you have mastered many different languages.





User: You mutter, the sun blazes in your eyes as you awake Paltea seated next to you.





Cleverbot: Why? Is there some salt in your eyes right now?





User: He wipes tears from his eyes, no you foolish girl, you did it! We saved the town!





Cleverbot: *looks away from him crying*.





User: The two of you sob, thinking of the dwarf, but know he gave his life in the defense of the innocent.





Cleverbot: That's unfortunate! Do you need a hug?





User: Paltea smiles, and embraces your warmly. THE END.





Cleverbot: Okay. And they all lived happily ever after. Is that good?





User: Yes Cleverbot, it was excellent.



