"Attempts to listen to this album were halted by an unknown force." - Pitchfork Media "The science isn't there yet, damn you [loud noise in background]" - Rolling Stone "This is just an hour of silence???" - NPR "Rejected ... on the basis of inconclusive ... studies." - FDA "Battalions of the accursed, captained by pallid data that I have exhumed, will march." - Charles Fort