As Twitchy reported earlier, actress Felicity Huffman is in federal custody in connection with a massive college entrance exam scandal. Huffman and actress Lori Laughlin allegedly bribed college coaches and exam board administrators to get their children into elite colleges.

So congrats to whoever managed to dig up this gem from 2016:

What are your best “hacks” for the back-to-school season? — Felicity Huffman (@FelicityHuffman) August 25, 2016

1. Don't bribe people to get your kids into college.

2. Stay out of prison.https://t.co/PHeetkhSYt — Vern Demerest (@TxAv8r) March 12, 2019

Sit in the front row all semester, always have extra batteries for your tape recorder, and bribe the tennis coach $3 million — Stephe96 (@Stephe96) March 12, 2019

Buy the kid a sweatshirt with YALE silkscreened on it. Then, enroll them in community college. — Margie: en femme terrible! (@Margie02536602) March 12, 2019

Comply with federal law. https://t.co/iO0Ljbe6x0 — Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) March 12, 2019

Idk, most people usually donate a wing or a library, Felicity. — Frances Ha Ha (@shelbyboring) March 12, 2019

I like to wake my kids up early to get them prepared, have them read some books on the school list, I shop for clothes early, and I take a shitload of cash and pay off people so they can pass their tests. But getting them up early helps. — Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) March 12, 2019

Well, this certainly has a different ring to it now. pic.twitter.com/zLUjCZWt2c — Jeff Spicoli (@wadepack) March 12, 2019

Don't forget to bring millions of dollars for bribes. And a spiral notebook. — Andrew Goldwasser (@adgoldwasser) March 12, 2019

#2 pencils are a must! — Bryan #NoWallNoHow ⚽️??? (@BeteUnitedFC) March 12, 2019

Nah those don’t work on checks — Jennifer Goodland (@BigYearColo) March 12, 2019

Having wealthy parents usually does the trick ? pic.twitter.com/eqOMiGIhLZ — ❤️Jen di Ömer ❤️ (@Buttercup0303) March 12, 2019

This is like if Cosby tweeted asking for NyQuil dosage. Jesus, Felicity. — Jimmie Whisman (@WhismanSucks) March 12, 2019

Wealth and privilege seem to be in vogue. — Aaron Kellerstrass (@TheBukShow) March 12, 2019

wow did this not age well — Barbara O'Toole (@barbaraot) March 12, 2019

Step 1: Write a thread on back to school hacks Step 2: Participate in a $25M scam to sneak your kids into Ivy League schools Step 3: Watch as the internet HILARIOUSLY roasts you for your horrible behaviour when they find out about it a couple of years later ilu, internet. pic.twitter.com/dkAzhPs1lX — Casey E. Palmer (@CaseP) March 12, 2019

being rich enough to pay for my kids test scores to be altered? Just a dream I suppose. — Tony Bruno (@TonyBrunoShow) March 12, 2019

Hiring a good lawyer. pic.twitter.com/UqyCbPHtaC — Tim Millard (@Raunchola) March 12, 2019

This aged well. — Photochicknj (@n8turphotochick) March 12, 2019

you good on this or still need some? — lil arab (@sweatyhairy) March 12, 2019

Bribing admissions officials. Best hack on the planet!…*derpt* — J Arthur Brown (@JoeMoreno44) March 12, 2019

There really is a tweet for everything and every situation. Yikes! — Arrington Widemire (@chefmaw) March 12, 2019

Here’s a thought: NOT Fraud. But that’s just me. — Chris Allen (@ludichrisallen) March 12, 2019

I don’t normally get lost in a thread, but when I do, I prefer this one. — Patrick O'Neal (@Patrick_ONeal) March 12, 2019

1. Be wealthy and unscrupulous

2. Repeat as necessary — Palle (@Palle_Hoffstein) March 12, 2019

Just do whatever that other hack, Lori Loughlin, does. — President Rufus T. Firefly (@Stewey444) March 12, 2019

I hear about half a million in bribery works. I can’t believe you’ve ruined your family’s integrity and reputation over this. All for ego: there are plenty of great places to get an education, your daughter should have gone to a place she was legit accepted to. — Laura La (@laurala) March 12, 2019

A blank check and five minutes for the admissions counselor to figure out what number to write on it. — Brandon C. Williams (@BCWilliams71) March 12, 2019

There's always a tweet: rich people fraud edition — Jimmy Thomson (@jwsthomson) March 12, 2019

Just here for the replies pic.twitter.com/9sFaqoCQBX — krg0911 (@Krg09110911) March 12, 2019

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