Comparing ourselves to other people should have no repercussions, especially not celebrities! Put your feet up, grab a handkerchief, and get a liter of ice cream at the ready, it's time to analyze the best parts of Taylor Swift's year thus far.

*Gross sobbing noises* Why can't my life be great like hers? *Sloshing noises as I shove lukewarm ice cream into my face*

4. I Don't Wanna Live Forever Music Video

On January 27th Swift released her “I Don’t Want to Live Forever” music video. The New Year's Fifty Shades Darker track, featuring artist Zayn, involved trashing a hotel room for the video. The room lit by flashing shades of blue and red, the possible epilepsy you may endure won't stop the fact that the song peaked at No. 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

3. Trademarking "Swifties"

Mid-February, Swift decided to take her fan's names into her own hands. Swift’s brand nailed down nine separate trademarks, filed for the word alone. One included "a website featuring non-downloadable audio recordings [and] video recordings.” This is besides the point, what matters is that Swift's "Belieber" equivalent is now under her control.

2. $1 Countersuit Win

As seen above, the charming DJ Mueller touched Swift's ass during a photoshoot in 2013, and the groper faced penalties ranging from legal to property damage. Mueller attempted to countersue for damages that occurred following Swift’s accusation, yet the singer was awarded a single symbolic dollar in damages. Swift’s attorney Douglas Baldridge explained, “no means no, and it tells every woman that they will determine what is tolerated with their body." One of the "silence breakers" of the year, Swift inadvertently joined the fight against gross leaders in the entertainment industry.

1. Reputation

What's there to say? In case you didn't already know, Swift's Reputation becomes her fifth No. 1 album on the Billboard 200. Reputation notched 2017’s biggest week for an album, as the set earned 1.238 million equivalent album units in the week ending Nov. 16. Of that sum, 1.2 million were in traditional album sales - the largest sales frame for an album since 2015. It held the No. 1 spot for three weeks. Bam.