Ok, so the actual gift was a wonderful reproduction of the Master's Fob Watch from "Utopia". Lovely details on the cover and on the face of the watch, plus it lights up!

As awesome as that is, the real gift is the amazing amount of delicious bacon peanut caramel bark. It's got bacon, chocolate, caramel, peanuts, and I'm sure way too many calories. It's completely destroyed my diet, and for that I thank you whole-heartedly! An upvote for your wife's contribution.

Also, thank you for asking if I'd eat it. That was quite considerate of you!

PS: When I got the package I had forgotten to eat anything for the day, so the half an hour sugar rush I got when I opened it in the evening had convinced my friends that it was spiked with meth, but OMG SO GOOD!

Edit: I'm somewhat certain my Secret Santa is a member of the Reddit Gifts cadre, but I am uncertain. Care to confirm, sir?