He's gonna to take you back to the past

To play the shitty games that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten asshole

Of a roadkilled skunk and down it with beer

He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard

He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd

He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd

He's the Angry Video Game Nerd