Chargers



Strengths: Offense incredibly fast while running to sideline after third down; Slowly building one of the NFL’s best grounds crews



Weakness: Acquisition of Brandon Flowers will only make other 10 players on defense appear that much worse



Player To Watch: At 34 years old, Dwight Freeney is reaching prime age for a defensive line coach



Goal: Make more fans grudgingly admire Philip Rivers



Years Left On Philip Rivers’ Contract: 17



OSN Analysis: While the AFC West is one of the league’s most formidable divisions, should the Chargers succeed in—Wait, why are we ignoring the fact that the Chargers killed Junior Seau? They fucking murdered him. They brought him in, allowed him to lead them to a Super Bowl, and then cast him aside like an old, rusty toy. Fucking abominable. You people should all be ashamed of yourselves.