I still have daydreams of my Dance Like Nobody’s Watching jaunt in the laundromat. I haven’t done it yet mostly because I’m scared and also… I’m not Beyonce.

The daydreams are still there. They’ve transferred from my Venice Beach laundromat to the streets of the French Quarter. In my daydreams I’m taking over the streets to The Naked and Famous song Girls Like You. I’ve got all the jump moves and hip gyrating, spins and flips I need to look like… not an idiot. It’s still just a daydream. I know it’s been years and years of a daydream. Your patience is appreciated. Beyonce wasn’t built in a day. (I just likened Beyonce with Rome AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING EVER!).

While Rome (and dance videos) are built in daydreams… at least I’m in the kitchen cooking like nobody’s watching.

Except someone is watching…

And he’s really bossy about what happens to all of the bacon in the house.

What happened here is this: I put bacon, lettuce, and tomato in between two cheesy waffles. Nothing but trouble.

I was cooking (and smashing food in my face) like no one was watching. Well. No one my height was watching. No one with thumbs was watching. Just me, and this, and three minutes later a dance party for one.

I am the picture of (really embarrassing) success! Dance daydreams pending.

Let’s make these waffles!

This is just real life. I gather all of my ingredients on my dining room table and try to will myself to remember to buy more baking powder to refill my baking jar. The willing hasn’t worked in weeks. You’d think I’d just write it down on a list. Nope.

We’re adding both baking powder (the very last that I have) and baking soda in these waffles. We want lots of fluff!

If you’re still curious about the difference between baking soda and baking powder, we can totally talk about it.

Flour is mixed with salt, sugar, and black pepper in addition to the leavening ingredients. Commence with the usual fork whisking.

The eggs are cracked into a medium bowl to bring the wet ingredients together.

Buttermilk because… YES, ALWAYS!

Melted butter is always whisked into the eggs and milk.

We get to marry these two.

Sharp cheddar cheese, too!

We want to make these waffles all the way salty and savory.

The batter is cheesed and stirred and then left to rest for about 5 minutes while the waffle iron heats up. The batter will thicken as it rests. Good news!

I don’t mind the rough edges of these cheese waffles. This sort of imperfection is charming.

Now we’re in business!

The waffles are cooked and resting on a wire rack to prevent sogginess. The bacon is baked up crisp. The lettuce is clean, the tomatoes are sliced. I mean… this feels really right.

Let’s just be mayonnaise people… just for this one recipe. It’s perfect for these BLTs. I mixed my mayonnaise with a big spoonful of whole grain mustard and a good dusting of coarsely ground black pepper. Flava!

Schmears are generous. Bacon is stacked!

Crisp lettuce is essential. Walk away from the limp stuff. I used a crisp romaine. Tomatoes are getting real! I sprinkled my tomato slices with a bit of sea salt to bring out the flavor.

Sandwiched.

Honestly speaking… this is the best thing ever! It’s that simple. There are bacon and cheese waffles. Crisp vegetables are important elements. Spiced up mayonnaise plays an important supporting role. It’s breakfast. It’s lunch. It’s brunch. It’s stand at the kitchen table and smash it into your face as quickly as you can.

Yes.