Nothing says you care—and that you have more money than good taste—quite like the gift of a $151,000, diamond-encrusted, golden iPhone with Donald Trump’s smiling mug emblazoned on it.

But this little beauty isn’t available on Amazon AMZN, -4.12% or at your local AT&T T, -2.24% store. Fittingly, it’s only on sale at Goldgenie, a shop in the United Arab Emirates that caters to whims of the filthy rich. Cars? Bikes? Taco bowls? If you absolutely need it dipped in gold and bejeweled in bling, this is the place for you.