1. The bulldogs mascot is showing a bit too much love to the Collingwood mascot. What are their names? A. One eye & Dog

B. One eye & Sid

C. Swooper & Dog

D. Swooper & Sid

2. Claude Crow appears to be doing....something, maybe taking off to Geelong to teach the Geelong mascot a lesson for courting Danger. What is his nickname? A. Curls

B. Squawk

C. Pecker

D. Dangerstay

3. Behind those sweet oakleys is Brisbane's mascot, Bernie (not Brion). What is his last name? A. Vegas

B. Burns

C. Lion

D. Pride

4. Carlton's mascot has the most original name in the league? What is it A. Captain Carlton

B. Marc Murphy

5. Moz "Skeeta" the Essendon mascot is named after a famous Essendon figure. Who is it? A. Dick Reynolds

B. Kevin Sheedy

C. John Coleman

D. Matthew Loyd

6. Johnny Docker (no that isn't a porn star name) is Fremantle's Corey Worthington look-a-like. What is his nickname? A. The Doc

B. Freo

C. Purple Haze

D. Hazey

7. My personal favourite in terms of mascot names. Geelong's Tomcat has the nickname _______ A. Slammin' Sammy

B. Tomahawk

C. Sylvester

D. Chester

8. True or False: Rick Eagle's nickname of 'The Rock' comes from a visit by Dwayne Johnson in which the pair had a friendly competition? A. True

B. False

9. The Sydney Swans mascot's ride is no hovercraft but it sure is better than walking. That COLA money showing through again. Who is this lazy bastard named after? A. Bob Skilton

B. Gerard Healy

C. Warwick Capper

D. Tony Lockett