It’s 2019. Martial law has been declared across the Great Lakes States. Warring factions from Minnesota and Ohio are cutting off smoked fish and maple syrup trade routes, and terrorizing pleasure boaters on Lake Michigan and the big lake they call Gitche Gumee. You and your small band of rebels must protect your seaside enclave and the virtues of its innocent women. Enter the catamaran of doom, a 38-foot all-aluminum vessel of intimidation. You’ll need to put an engine in it before you start dispensing vigilante justice, but you’re resourceful, and your womenfolk are depending on you. The seller doesn’t name the boat’s maker, but based on its imposing figure and stealthy lines, it appears to be either a Lockheed or Northrop Grumman. It’s located on deep within the lawless zone in Ironwood, Michigan. The seller has it on CraigsList for $13,000. That’s a small price for the survival of your people.