This year, I got a great Santa and a lousy postal service (well, I'm used to the lousy postal service) he (she?) contacted me early to let me know I was in good hands (the message may not have said that but that's what I got from it!) and some time later I received a shipping notification and another message letting me know that my Santa thinks I'm weird and thus got me something weird (again, I may be reading between the lines) that was exciting because I AM a weird person and love weird things!

A couple of days later, I got another message letting me know that a second gift was being sent. I was excited uhm… exciteder?

So I waited patiently. The hours turned into days, the days turned into weeks and then, the dreaded "FINAL REMINDER: Post your gift or else" email found its way to my inbox and forced me to say I didn't receive anything. That was a sad day.

Eight days passed and I received my first gift! The note informed me that it was the second gift Santa had talked about. Inside the package was: