If you've arrived at this site it's likely you have a particular problem for which I have a very particular solution. You are someone of discriminating taste who understands that it takes more than a weapon and a willing madman to plan the perfect murder — it takes an artist.

Most craftsmen in this line of work suffer from the mental illness of the Noxian tradition. They are content to perform a butchering so long as the job is technically finished. Let's have some pride in our little country: Ionians can do it better.

I offer an exclusive service, not suited for those who merely intend their enemies to disappear. I am the man for those who want their foes made an example of. I will make them rue the day they crossed you, and I will make them famous for it.

Oh!! I also dance. Hire me and I will make your next event or birthday party unforgettable.