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We all know someone who loves Christmas SO much, they basically start their countdown in September .

They're the sort of people who swoon at the sight of a mince pie in early October and have a Pinterest board dedicated to Christmas jumper inspiration.

Come December 27, they experience a festive comedown so bleak, you need to force-feed them chocolate coins to keep their spirits up.

These people exist at one end of the scale. At the other end of the scale are those who hate Christmas, who remain unmoved by the John Lewis advert and who think the Grinch was simply just misunderstood.

Luckily for them, there's an advent calendar now available which will speak to their cold, dead souls.

Introducing the Gruesome Christmas Anti-Advent Calendar.

This gem is rammed full of unfestive jokes, and has a black 'misfortune cookie' lurking behind every door.

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Available on Prezzybox.com , the calendar promises to turn Yuletide in to 'crueltide' - see what they did there?

Better still, it's vegan friendly.

The huge, spooky looking treat is entirely un-Christmassy with its monochrome colour scheme and assurance that it will fill your household with plenty of Christmas Fear.

It reads: "We all remember how the Grinch stole Christmas, now you can as well!

"Have a wonderfully macabre Christmas with this anti-advent calendar, filled to the brim with misfortune and dismay.

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"Be filled with woe as you open each advent door to one of Pechkek's Misfortune Cookies, which are guaranteed to spread festive gloom.

"Fill the house with grim jokes, black humour and loud laughter and purchase one of these brilliant Anti-Advent Calendars."

Priced at £27.99, the calendar will be on sale from October 16.

Scrooge would definitely approve.