Romance today doesn't quite look like the kind of thing you read in John Keats' love letters or Shakespeare's sonnets -- far from it, actually.

Couples these days use profanity, less-than-subtle nods to their partner's sexual anatomy and occasionally even the word "poop" to express their affection for one another. Below are 10 funny love notes that more accurately represent the modern relationship.

A sweet gift and a sexy promise:





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A compliment she'll never get sick of hearing:



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A compliment he'll never get sick of hearing:



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A strong message best conveyed in fridge magnets:



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A little bathroom romance:



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And a little more:



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A lunchbox note with a hopeful message:



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And one with a much-needed reminder:



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A terrifying, but thoughtful warning:



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A contract with a strict "no boob shaking" clause:



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