Hey there, you special little butterfly you! Are your sensibilities on the delicate side of a snowflake in summer? Or maybe you just want to watch the world burn, burn long and slow, and preferably off of human blood? Whatever the reason you decided to call into our fully functional and 100% genuine-certified hotline, we heard you. We heard you loud and clear! Well actually not always clearly; it seems that some of you have a problem with running your blender while on the phone (despicable manners). Whether you wanted to complain about the horrible and depraved things that we're doing on-air, or you just wanted to express your predilection for human genitalia, we want to celebrate your willingness to engage in our sick little hotline experiment by sharing our favorites.

Don't worry, there's plenty more where these came from so stay tuned for more. If you still haven't called into our hotline at 325-400-DGAF the time is now. And without further ado: