Gaurav Bhutiyani, who just graduated from Indian Institute of Professional Journalism(IIPJ), and was unable to find a job while in campus has now been flooded with job offers from all top Media houses after he added “Expert at attacking Hinduism and BJP” to his resume.

Speaking to The Unreal Times, Gaurav said, “You know, I wasn’t a very good student in my college, hardly learnt a thing and I wasn’t really expecting to get a job easily anyway. However, after graduation, I started spending a lot of time on twitter and found that a majority of big-guns and wanna big-guns in Journalism bring up the bogey of the Fascism of Hindu Nationalism at the drop of a hat and immediately get RTd by many other senior journalists and their followers. That’s when I got the idea.”

Talking about the dearth of talent in the Media, Gaurav said, “As a useless student of journalism, I can spot another useless one from miles away. To my shock and awe, I found that many of these are being treated as God’s gift to journalism and that’s when I carefully looked at what they had in common.”

He continued, “What I realized was that all reports absolutely devoid of any facts or law were being shared like scholarly work. But what none of these journalists ever missed was to spread fear about the rise of Hindutva militancy backed by Modi government and hammer on incessantly about the suppression of minorities.”

“That is when I decided to practice a bit of RSS and Hindutva bashing and blaming Modi and BJP for absolutely everything, from common cold to ebola and from petty theft to ISIS atrocities. Once I got a grip of this stuff, I immediately added “Expert at attacking Hinduism” to my resume and sent it over through my friends to almost all the media houses, big and small. The offers haven’t stopped coming since then,” he said.

As per the latest reports, Gaurav Bhutiyani has just submitted his first copy titled “A chair goes missing from Delhi Church…Are minorities being intimidated by the rise of Hindutva fundamentalism under Modi’s government?”