Words cannot accurately convey my happiness and joy. Perhaps a mental picture would suffice: clapping and barking like a seal about to get a fish at the aquarium.

By far and away one of my favorite movies. Germany is also one of my favorite places. Beer is one of my favorite things.

My Arbitrary Gifter is a gentleman and a scholar. I shall speak of him fondly for all eternity. I shall baptize my children in hefeweizen and keep it by my bedside for safe keeping.

A million thank yous. Mother fuckin genius.