Crooked – adjective, describing another. Synonym of corrupt, devious, nefarious, treacherous, scandalous.

(Krook-id) Origin – Ancient Sumeria, the cradle of civilization, and the birthplace of law.

1. Crooked fucks screw over business partners the world ’round. These pricks operate exclusively in terms of their own self-interests, especially when it comes to money or services rendered. Crooked people are double-dealers, constantly going back on their word – eventually alienating anyone interested in putting up with their skewed perspectives.

If you find that you are a crooked person, here are some good jobs for your future: politician, lawyer, used car salesman, stock broker, or insurance sales. There are a plethora of other job opportunities for you – it just depends on how bent you intend on being.

2. An individual who utilizes deceit to obtain advantage over others.