Last week was Valentines Day. For some of you, your respective boyfriends and girlfriends gave you flowers and took you out on a romantic dinner. But for others you had no such luck. The aftermath for the dateless population must seek treatment immediately.

If you are an active Tinder user, were dateless and went to the movies to see Fifty Shades of Grey keep reading. Below are a few questions to see if you are prone to “Casual Tinder Flings the week after Valentines Day”.

Were you alone this Valentine’s Day Season?

Did you attend Fifty Shades of Grey with your girlfriends?

Did you eat a big tub of ice cream and rationalize that it was okay?

Did your mom buy you flowers, since you weren’t getting any from anyone else?

Did you binge watch Netflix?

If you answered yes to at least 2 of these questions, you fall under the “I’m vulnerable on Tinder category, since I didn’t have a Valentine”.

Fifty Shades of Grey and Tinder is not for everyone. Call your doctor if your depression worsens or if you have unusual changes in behavior or thoughts of ex boyfriends or girlfriends. Watching Fifty Shades of Grey can increase these in children, teens and young adults. Elderly dementia patients watching Fifty Shades of Grey have an increased risk in death or stroke. Call your doctor if you have stiff muscles, confusion and anxiety to address a possible life threatening condition or if you have uncontrollable muscle movements, as these can become permanent. High sex drive has been reported with Tinder and dating apps like it. In some cases, high sex drive can lead to coma or death. Other cases include decreases in white blood cells, which can be serious, and lead to trouble swallowing and impaired judgment.

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