official-motherfuckinoedipus:

aranea-serket:

rankstuck: the last couple of days were really cold at my place, which made me think about harsh winters in Vitaspes and that one time when the kids had a snowball fight - John and Jade teamed up against Dave and Rose. this turned out to be quite unfair, since John and Jade’s powers allowed them to levitate the snowballs and throw them like bombs, while Dave and Rose’s powers were simply inapplicable THIS IS ADORABLE WTF

what do you mean inapplicable?

THINK ABOUT IT

ROSE KNOWS WHERE AND WHEN THE SNOWBALLS WILL COME. DAVE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH FUCKING TIME AND SMACK A SNOWBALL IN JOHN’S FACE BEFORE HE EVEN STARTS MAKING ONE. SHE COULD TELL DAVE WHEN TO BE WHERE TO HAVE THE BEST ANGLE AND AVOID EVERYTHING.

Rose and Dave would destroy John and Jade.