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An alarm sounds in the superhero's worldview sanctuary. Utilizing the looming disaster magnascope, his super power of problem solving kicks into high gear... Man: This doesn't look good... Those poor people need help now! Then... Man: Gasp! No time to waste! *uumph* Fear not, favored citizens. Voice: Hey, thanks!Debris from that stupid bus could've scratched the paint. Man: Prioritizing is what I do, gents. Stay tuned for more adventures of Congress-Man. Worst...Superhero...Ever...