1

Mike: Whoa, what happened to the computers in here?

Ashley: Computers with Linux are something to see. / They boot from a drive that is not lettered C.

Mike: Are you speaking in verse?



2

Mike: So who installed Linux on our experimental machines?

Ashley: A visiting post-doc from far-away lands. / A German with Linux disc held in his hands.

Mike: I didn't know we had a post-doc.



3

Ashley: I'd think that by now you'd have figured out what / I'm referring to now with no if, and, or but.

Mike: ...he's Dr. SuSE.



4

Mike: The problem we have is a bit of a doozy / For you know that is not the way you say SuSE.

Ashley: If you want you can now use your voice to rejoice / For that is okay, because neither is Seuss.

