There’s a funky little spider in Brazil. Its venom gives male victims hours-long erections. How cool is that?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269455,00.html

Apparently the spider’s venom doesn’t kill. It just causes pain and gives guys major erections. In other words: best. . . practical. . . joke. . . ever.

I wonder if you can order a jar of those spiders over the Internet. I don’t know anything about spider venom, but let’s say for the sake of this blog that you can squeeze a spider with a pair of pliers and get some venom for your evil purposes. Then slip that venom into an unsuspecting victim’s drink. The key to this prank is picking the right victim at the right time. Some examples spring to mind:

- Groom before the ceremony

- Presidential candidate before a debate

- Teacher before sex education class

- Major league pitcher in game seven of the World Series

- Ballet star before a performance

- Priest before communion

- Host before a toddler beauty pageant

- Olympic wrestler before a match

If you owned a sheep farm, this would be an excellent prank to play on job applicants. “We had to fire that last guy because he liked the sheep too much, if you know what I mean. Anyway, have a beverage and let me show you the herd.”

Do you have any more prank suggestions?