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Hitler reacts to news that the Portland Timbers have again made it into the MLS cup final

00:00 - 00:03 The 2018 MLS Cup Final is this coming weekend

00:04 - 00:05 The game will be played at 8pm

00:05 - 00:07 in Atlanta, Georgia

00:08 - 00:12 Saturday, December 8th

00:12 - 00:15 at Mercedes-Benz Stadium

00:17 - 00:21 When will the Seattle Sounders be traveling to Atlanta?

00:24 - 00:26 My Führer...

00:27 - 00:28 Seattle...

00:31 - 00:33 Seattle will not be playing in the MLS Cup Final

00:34 - 00:36 The Portland Timbers will represent the Western Conference

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone leave except Braum, Schmetzer, Razov, and Dutra

01:13 - 01:15 The Portland Timbers are total crap!!

01:15 - 01:17 They couldn't score a goal if we stood still

01:18 - 01:23 During the first half of the season they were totally lost

01:25 - 01:28 They have been hovering at the red line

01:29 - 01:31 Bookmakers had them with less than a 4% chance to advance

01:31 - 01:34 Does Gio even understand MLS playoff rules?

01:34 - 01:39 There is no away goal advantage during extra time

01:39 - 01:40 They had zero intensity!

01:40 - 01:42 My Führer it was Asprilla!

01:42 - 01:46 Dairon Asprilla is nobody! He does nothing but turn over the ball all season

01:46 - 01:48 My Führer Asprilla learned to finish post season

01:48 - 01:52 We were ahead after the first game all we had to do was hold them off

01:53 - 01:54 We were at Home!

01:56 - 01:59 Seattle is the home of Starbucks and Microsoft

02:00 - 02:03 We have amazing car shows that EVERYBODY loves.

02:04 - 02:08 The stadium has a Jumbotron and fireworks

02:08 - 02:13 and Sounders fans always enjoy the teeny tiny beers.

02:14 - 02:16 What do I have to do to capture the magic of the Timbers?

02:17 - 02:21 I don't care what it takes

02:27 - 02:29 I will bring that magic here

02:30 - 02:34 I will saw a log off a tree myself

02:34 - 02:36 and hoist it over my head

02:41 - 02:43 and we'll have awesome tifos

02:43 - 02:45 I will paint them myself

02:48 - 02:53 and they won't take so long to set up that the camera cuts away

02:54 - 02:59 We need the Diegos! Kidnap them both, Valerie and Chara

03:00 - 03:02 And also that keeper

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, Jeff is amazing

03:14 - 03:16 I'll tell you one thing though

03:19 - 03:23 X-Box can kiss my ass if they wan't to sponsor our jerseys again

03:25 - 03:26 It's Alaska Airlines for sure

03:31 - 03:33 but without polo collars

03:40 - 03:46 There is one thing I cannot do, and that's replicate the Timbers Army

03:46 - 03:49 those people are truly insane