KLOWNUS: I installed Linux on your computer while you were out. You can thank me later.

FEMALE: Why would I thank you?



KLOWNUS: Because you no longer know the tyranny of an operating system that isn't open source!

FEMALE: So now I know the tyranny of a smug tech nerd trying to tell me how to use my computer?



KLOWNUS: This feels like a smug-off.

FEMALE: I wouldn't know. I can't figure out how to access Wikipedia on this thing.



