Jack in, strap on, plug up: it's the annual Shanghai sex toy fair. This weekend, from Friday to Sunday, the world's top dildo experts will be flying in for the China Adult Care Expo , an international summit on inflatable women, marital aids and onanism.More than 100 manufacturers from around the world will be showing off the latest developments in rubber johnsons, vaginas-in-cans and inflatable boobage. It's kind of like Davos, but with more cocks.



Want to know what FengHua Lekang Adult Health Suppliers Factory has been working on? Bingo! Still wondering what Shanghai Doit Medical Appliance Co., Ltd has got up its sleeve? You're about to find out. Or, the big question on everyone's lips, will PARTY TIME Costume Factory & Lingerie (YiWu) Factory Ltd be there? They wouldn't miss it for all the gimp suits in China.



Show starts Friday at 10am and runs until 5:30pm each day at the Shanghai International Exhibition Center. It's going to cost you 50rmb to get in, but just think about the rows of shiny gelatinous members and gaping latex love-gloves that await inside.



If you're out of Shanghai this weekend or have something wrong with your legs and can't make it, we'll be preparing a debriefing for Monday morning.