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Ray: Is that...? Can't be. Get a grip. Alien 1: Hi! We come in peace! Alien 2: Shh! Ray: Hear about the alien poll? B.D. What alien poll? Ray: Turns out 65% of Americans think Obama would handle an alien invasion better than Romney. B.D. That's crazy. Obama would want to wheel out Hillary and try diplomacy. Meanwhile, the aliens would own us. Ray: I disagree. Obama's proven himself to be a steady, capable leader during a crisis. He'd use force if necessary, but he'd use it wisely. Who knows what Romney would do! Mitt Romney: Okay, buy them out, sell off the saucers, and downsize their skinny green butts!