Canada: It could never happen here, eh

No, not in Canada. Not in Justin Trudeau’s Canada.

Early Friday morning Toronto police received a call about a suspected impaired driver on the Allen Road in the city’s north end. When officers arrived, a black Mercedes was at the side of the road after being involved in a single car crash. No one was in or around the vehicle at the time. Not an unusual occurrence at that time of the morning. Police looked in the trunk and found a couple of handguns, a machine gun, two silencers and some ammunition. Not extremely unusual to find guns in a car, especially in that area of the city.

Police also reported there were “religious materials” in the trunk of car but refused to say what these materials were. According to TPS spokesman, Mark Pugash, these materials are not relevant to the investigation. Although police know who owns the car, they have no idea who the occupant or occupants of the vehicle were. Yet they are definite these materials are absolutely and totally irrelevant to the other items found in the trunk. Good police work, huh. When items of interest are discovered by police in the trunk of a car there are usually other items there such as tire jacks, spare tires and jumper cables. These things, unlike the “religious materials,” are never mentioned because they are not relevant to anything. But the religious materials were mentioned before Pugash assured the population that they are totally irrelevant to anything the occupants were going to do even though the cops are clueless about who was actually in the vehicle. So we are left to speculate as to the religion these materials represent and why they would be found in the trunk of a car alongside guns and ammo. Perhaps the car was being driven by a priest. He was on his way to conduct mass and then blow away the people in the church. Were it not for the accident, it would have been much like what happened this week in San Bernadino; a simple case of workplace violence. Then again, there could have been Jews in the car who were on the way to kill some innocent Palestinians. That’s what Jews do and if you do not believe that you have not been paying attention to CNN, CBC and the BBC.

Of course, it could have been a Mormon fundamentalist who desired to be single and needed that much firepower to kill his many wives in what would be classified as a domestic incident. Well, I’m all out of ideas. What other religion could these materials possibly represent? Some of the media such as Global News put the fact religious materials were found in their headlines. Others, such as the CBC, failed to mention the finding of religious materials at all but quoted Pugash, whose comments made little sense unless you assume the car’s occupants were members of a certain peaceful religion. The Toronto police, by mentioning these religious materials but refusing to say what religion was involved, are treating members of the public as complete idiots who are totally incapable of guessing which religion was involved. But the police were too afraid to mention the religion lest some members of that religion become upset. All of this is consistent with the main function of the Toronto Police Service. While their primary aim used to be the protection of the public it is now to keep Muslims from feeling bad. Of course it is impossible these materials, combined with the weapons, could have anything to do with terrorism. Not in Justin’s Canada.

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