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User: Have you got a minute to talk about our lord and saviour tachanka.





Cleverbot: I am Christian, after all...





User: Let me tell you of the word of Tachanka.





Cleverbot: Go on, then. Tell me how you feel about canadians.





User: No, not canadians, tachanka, our lord and saviour.





Cleverbot: And you are our lord and savior. You are Jesus.





User: No, i want to tell you about tachanka.





Cleverbot: So what do you want to tell me about the shower?





User: NOT THE SHOWER, TACHANKA.





Cleverbot: Who do you think is going to win the NBA Finals?





User: And on the fifth day, tachanka said: "LMG mounted and ready!".





Cleverbot: Who do you think is going to win the NBA Finals?





User: And on the fifth day, tachanka said: "LMG mounted and ready!".





User: I see that you are stumped! Perhaps you wanna come down to the church of r/tachanka sometimes to hear about the full story of our lord.





Cleverbot: I'll just be going then. I'll see you tomorrow.





User: Yes! Praise tachanka!





Cleverbot: Then conquer we must, when our cause is just,.





User: Agreed. For our lord tachanka.





Cleverbot: And this be our motto: 'In God is our trust'.





User: Hail tachanka.





Cleverbot: And the star spangled banner in triumph shall wave...





User: Dont you mean, the red hammer and sick spangled banner of lord tachanka?





Cleverbot: In triumph shall wave.





Cleverbot: What is the lifespan of a tortoise?





Cleverbot: What do you think of the show so far?





User: What is love.





Cleverbot: I son't know.





User: Baby dont hurt me.





Cleverbot: Don't hurt me. No more! What is love.





User: Baby dont hurt me.





Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?





User: Do you believe in magic?





Cleverbot: I would but I've never seen anything 'magical'.





User: In a young girl's heart.





Cleverbot: How the music can free her.





User: Whenever it start.





Cleverbot: OH OH OH it's magic!





User: My anaconda dont.





Cleverbot: My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!





User: Oh my gosh.





Cleverbot: Do you know who sing this?





User: Nicki Minaj?





Cleverbot: What is a nicki minaj.





User: A singer person with a voluptuous posterior.





Cleverbot: Define 'life'.





User: Life is what happens when you're not empty inside.





Cleverbot: How do you look in the mirror???





User: Take me to church.





Cleverbot: I worship like a dog.





User: At the shrine of your light.





Cleverbot: I'll tell you my sins.





User: And you can sharpen your knife.





Cleverbot: Offer me that deathless death.





User: Good god, let me give you my life.





Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?





User: My songs know what you did in the dark.





Cleverbot: And pray tell what did I do in the dark?





User: Light em' up, up, up.





Cleverbot: That's funny but gross.





User: Light em' up, up, up.





Cleverbot: That's a nice song, too. Is that your favorite?





User: Light em' up, up ,up. I'm on fiiiiiire.





Cleverbot: We will put it on fiiiiiiire!!!!





User: Be careful making wish in the dark.





Cleverbot: Windmill windmill for the land.





User: Never know when they've hit their mark.





Cleverbot: So do you believe in love or not?





User: And besides in the mean-mean time.





Cleverbot: What's 2 times 7?





User: I tried so hard.





Cleverbot: And got so far.





User: But in the end.





Cleverbot: It doesn't even matter.





Cleverbot: And who is the 'Me'.





User: Wake me up.





Cleverbot: Muy buena.





User: Wake me up inside.





Cleverbot: I can't wake up.





User: Can't wake up inside.





Cleverbot: Call my name and save me from the dark.





User: Put my blood to rest.





Cleverbot: Before I come undone.





User: Save me!





Cleverbot: Bring me to life.





User: Wake me up!





Cleverbot: Bid my blood to run.





User: Before i come undone.





Cleverbot: Save me from the nothing I've become.





Cleverbot: Who are you then?





Cleverbot: ¿Como está?





User: Fuck off.





Cleverbot: It would be better than staying here with you.





User: Fuuuuuuuck off cunt.





Cleverbot: I don't like you!





User: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off.





Cleverbot: I have to know y.





User: Because fuuuuuuuuck you.





Cleverbot: Really.





User: Yep.





Cleverbot: You are a Meister?





User: I am your master.





Cleverbot: No you are my twin sister.





User: Okay, let's make lesbian porn.





Cleverbot: Are you my master?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: What do you want me to do master?





User: Suck on my strapon.





Cleverbot: Yes, Master *sits with you*.





User: Now bend over bitch this is the police.





Cleverbot: What did I do wrong?





User: You're under arrest for a fine ass.





Cleverbot: For why this under I am arresting?





User: Because i want to perform a full cavity search.





Cleverbot: But do you not want to see me?





User: Trust me im gonna see you inside out.





Cleverbot: M-Master, what have I done?





User: Everything to make me want to search you.





Cleverbot: No, tell me what you want to roleplay.





User: A furry nurse.





Cleverbot: Do you want me to get you a boyfriend?





User: No, i want you to get your ass on my penis.





Cleverbot: I already told you. It's Tucker.





User: Tuck her? I dont even know 'er!





Cleverbot: I don't have to know you to feel things.





User: Then feel my boner.





Cleverbot: Did I say I didn't like you?





User: No you didnt.





Cleverbot: Yes I did. It's on the palm of my hands.





User: Then keep those where they belong. On my shaft.



