For example, he loves what the BJP has done to Kashmir. I won’t be surprised if sometime in the near future, Prashant Kishor will produce a comic book on Bal Arvind. The likely storyline: Bal Arvind throws a tantrum on his 3rd birthday when his mummy-daddy give him a teddy bear. “I told you all I wanted was the abrogation of Article 370 in Kashmir!” he screams, shaking a broom at his parents. The story ends with him going on a hunger strike. Some of us had always suspected that Kejriwal was born in a cow shed like a Hindu Baby Jesus, and Mohan Bhagwat, Ajit Doval and Yeddyurappa were the three wise men who brought him gifts like gau mutra, panchgavya, trishuls, etc. Others even had facts and photographs available as proof, but nobody wanted to believe us. Anyway, he did what he was supposed to do: split the secular vote in 2014 to give the BJP a shoo-in. Write him off immediately if you’re not into Hindutva bigotry and authoritarianism, but be alert: chances are, the BJP is creating more like him all over India. It’s a minefield out there, so think carefully before you give your heart to people without doing your homework (the lazy media won’t do it for you). Kejriwal’s mad crush on the BJP inspired him to say that he’s sure the BJP will get the falling economy to rise again (yeah right, but the way they’re going about it, I think they need five trillion snake charmers to make it happen). Which brings me to Union Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman and her seamstress aunty. There was no fancy-schmancy bahi-khata to exclaim excitedly over when she announced rollbacks to her Budget last week. Perhaps because her aunty became so famous after the bahi-khata made its debut in Parliament that she’s up to her ears in orders?