Kagami-sama Profile Joined September 2010 460 Posts Last Edited: 2010-11-03 14:23:39 #1



(I originally posted this on the B.Net forums, but I probably should have posted here first, since links are actually clickable here Original Song: I'm on a Boat (The Lonely Island)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avaSdC0QOUM

Parody Title: They Buffed the Roach (Censored Version)



Tasteless: Whoa, new patch notes for Z. Now who should I blame... IdrA?







IdrA: Yes!



Tasteless: And... (*skips Artosis*) ...FruitDealer!







FruitDealer: Cool.



______

Oh s---, get the patch already

While the servers go down

Everybody's making posts saying Zerg is next

Yet they buff those motherf'ing Thors

We running this, let's go



They buffed the Roach, they buffed the Roach

Everybody's playing T

So they're buffing up the Roach

They buffed the Roach, they buffed the Roach

Take your scout and look

'Cause you can't harass the Roach



IdrA:

They buffed the Roach, not Marauder, got more range for Z

Straight teching to mass Roach against T or P

Bust with 5 Banes, just as my 'lings approach

You can't stop at one Marauder when I'm massing Roach



______

Drone-Extractor trick, I'm rushing Roach b----

I'm storming right up the ramp as I tech switch

They go for Stim Packs

Or try to Sentry/Stalk me

They're spamming Blink

I'm spamming Fungal and Infested copies



IdrA:

I'm playin' all these Terran, making THEM ragequit

This Terran's crying, getting everybody all wet

But this ain't TossGirl, and you can't proxy me yet

Build Depot before Reaper, don't you ever forget

______

I'm going Roach and

I'll fast expand and

I've got me multiple Queens, for Banshee Cloak spam

The best Zergs in the world, but they're not OP though

Cool versus HopeTor-, what about TLO?



(Get that matchup, he's Zerg for REAL)



IdrA:

Got 'rines? I'm rushing Roach, f--- Marauders

GG, I got Mutas, f--- Marauders

I'll harass and annoy, f--- Marauders

Then I'll spam them like Voids, f--- Marauders

______

Protoss, if you can scout me now

I'll 6-pool, take your pylons down

Gonna make you quit and go back to WoW

Fast Hatch or fast tech, anything is possible



FruitDealer:

Yeah, never thought I'd need to use Roach

As a gosu Korean pro

Fake BoxeR, don't rush me

Never thought I'd see the day

When I'd lose to mass Marine play

Don't cheese me when I say

THEY BUFFED THE ROACH RANGE



They buffed the Roach, they buffed the Roach

Everybody switch to Z

While they're buffing up the Roach

They buffed the Roach, they buffed the Roach

Take your scout and look

'Cause you can't harass the Roach

***************************



Whoa, new patch notes for Z. Now who should I blame... IdrA?Yes!And... (*skips Artosis*) ...FruitDealer!Cool.______Oh s---, get the patch alreadyWhile the servers go downEverybody's making posts saying Zerg is nextYet they buff those motherf'ing ThorsWe running this, let's goThey buffed the Roach, they buffed the RoachEverybody's playing TSo they're buffing up the RoachThey buffed the Roach, they buffed the RoachTake your scout and look'Cause you can't harass the RoachThey buffed the Roach, not Marauder, got more range for ZStraight teching to mass Roach against T or PBust with 5 Banes, just as my 'lings approachYou can't stop at one Marauder when I'm massing Roach______Drone-Extractor trick, I'm rushing Roach b----I'm storming right up the ramp as I tech switchThey go for Stim PacksOr try to Sentry/Stalk meThey're spamming BlinkI'm spamming Fungal and Infested copiesI'm playin' all these Terran, making THEM ragequitThis Terran's crying, getting everybody all wetBut this ain't TossGirl, and you can't proxy me yetBuild Depot before Reaper, don't you ever forget______I'm going Roach andI'll fast expand andI've got me multiple Queens, for Banshee Cloak spamThe best Zergs in the world, but they're not OP thoughCool versus HopeTor-, what about TLO?(Get that matchup, he's Zerg for REAL)Got 'rines? I'm rushing Roach, f--- MaraudersGG, I got Mutas, f--- MaraudersI'll harass and annoy, f--- MaraudersThen I'll spam them like Voids, f--- Marauders______Protoss, if you can scout me nowI'll 6-pool, take your pylons downGonna make you quit and go back to WoWFast Hatch or fast tech, anything is possibleYeah, never thought I'd need to use RoachAs a gosu Korean proFake BoxeR, don't rush meNever thought I'd see the dayWhen I'd lose to mass Marine playDon't cheese me when I sayTHEY BUFFED THE ROACH RANGEThey buffed the Roach, they buffed the RoachEverybody switch to ZWhile they're buffing up the RoachThey buffed the Roach, they buffed the RoachTake your scout and look'Cause you can't harass the Roach*************************** ...Artosis is going to make a video about you, while he's drunk on a horse.

And now for a commercial break...



Original Ad: Old Spice - The Man Your Man Could Smell Like



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

Parody Title: ArtoSpice - A Patch that Terran Would Dislike



Artosis: Hello, ladies.



Look at the patch.



Now back to Z.



Now back at the patch.



Now back to Z.



Sadly, there's TvT. But if you stopped using Terran mech or bio push and switched to play Zerg, you could play ZvT.



Log in.



Queue up.



Where are you?



You're rushing Roach. With a patch that Terran would dislike.



What's in that link?



Back to me.



I have it.



It's the GOM site with two replays from that Zerg you love.



Look again.



YOUR LEAGUE RANK IS NOW DIAMOND.



Anything is possible when a man plays Zerg and not TvT.



I'm on a horse cow Roach. Look at the patch.Now back to Z.Now back at the patch.Now back to Z.Sadly, there's TvT. But if you stopped using Terran mech or bio push and switched to play Zerg, you could play ZvT.Log in.Queue up.Where are you?You're rushing Roach. With a patch that Terran would dislike.What's in that link?Back to me.I have it.It's the GOM site with two replays from that Zerg you love.Look again.Anything is possible when a man plays Zerg and not TvT.I'm on aRoach.