Bless Dubsmash. Bless those who know how to wield its power wisely. And bless Hayley Atwell for emerging victorious from the Dubsmash war between the casts of Agent Carter and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. that began during this past SDCC weekend. As a refresher, the standings just yesterday were thus, with Clark Gregg and the rest of S.H.I.E.L.D believing themselves on top. HAAAAAAAAAAA. Meanwhile, James D’Arcy was texting this to Hayley, which she “graciously” shared with the rest of twitter:

pic.twitter.com/EV9GR0DIBo — Hayley Atwell (@HayleyAtwell) July 15, 2015

Cue confusion tinged excitement! Exactly what naughtiness did Hayley and James already have in the works?! Well. Children. That, too, was revealed an hour later with a follow up tweet linked to the one above.

I really love the http://t.co/1gK0Ku8PY2 website. I think @clarkgregg will like it to. — Hayley Atwell (@HayleyAtwell) July 15, 2015

I mean, you can practically SEE her snatching S.H.I.E.L.D.’s collective weave before you click. But, oh. JUST IN CASE THE BURN OF DEFEAT ON A NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED SITE WEREN’T ENOUGH, OUR GIRL ENDED WITH THIS. BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE SMACKDOWN IN WHAT HAS TO BE THE MOST EPIC DUBSMASH WAR TO DATE.

Mic dropped, @clarkgregg @ChloeBennet4 ? Consider it picked up and thrown out of the f***ing window… pic.twitter.com/HJFGi3yOUC — Hayley Atwell (@HayleyAtwell) July 15, 2015

Somebody grab them a medic! In conclusion…

UPDATE. OMFG. OMFGGGGGGGGG. NOW WE NEED A MEDIC: