You will need to make these pre packaged arguments to ensure that you get those views, and more importantly, those likes.

The first argument you need is:

“The patriarchy doesn’t exist”.

When you make this claim, try to criticise feminists for believing in the patriarchy, but make it abundantly clear that you aren’t entirely sure what the patriarchy is. You’re understanding of what the patriarchy is will likely lose you necessary views and likes.

The second argument you need to make is:

“What about the rights of men?”

When you make this argument, you have to absolutely make sure that you don’t look into the aims and goals of feminists. Instead, try to make your claims as superficial as you possibly can with no research. Try to hammer in that men are more likely to commit suicide, and recommend a movement for men which will laugh at petty things like ‘rape’ and focus on more important issues like “why aren’t there enough tits in this video game? Is this because feminazis?”.

I can hear the like buttons already!

The third argument you’ll need is:

“What about women in the third world?”

This is your trump argument! If a pesky SJW is making some argument which sounds like it makes sense (even though you just know it doesn’t) then just use this argument.

What’s that? Women are being harassed on a daily basis in England? Just mention China!

What’s that? Women are campaigning for reproductive healthcare in the US? Just mention Saudi Arabia!

Always remember that women in the first world have no option of supporting both women in the first world AND women in the third world.

Now that you have this information, you’re ready to start your own YouTube channel.

Remember to only post biased citations and I really wish you well in your venture.

I really DON’T want you to fall off a building and land face first onto a spike.

Happy hating!