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Jeffrey: ... so the carbon dating of this sample proves that the quarry was formed in the time of the dinosaurs and... um... no, it was about 300 million years ago... Danae: Not according to the holy scriptures of the one true religion. And since they're holy scriptures, they can not be questioned... ever! Jeffrey: Uh... but what about facts that prove otherwise? Danae: That's called blasphemy... Teacher: Sigh... and it's only September.