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Vampire Fact #5: It's really easy to become one. Common sense dictates that in order to become a vampire you must be bitten by one first. This is a common misconception, though, and while being bitten by a vampire certainly won't hurt your chances of becoming one, taking a swig of blood out of a rhinestone-encrusted 40 oz. bottle is probably an easier - and more pleasant - way of going about it. Of course, some questions remain unanswered: Is the blood in the bottle a special, sacred ritual-type of blood, or just plain old O+? Does it need to be given to you by a vampire, and if so, does it need to be in a rhinestone-encrusted 40 oz. bottle? Can you mix it with something? What kind of booze goes with blood? If you're reading this, Continue Reading Below Advertisement Common sense dictates that in order to become a vampire you must be bitten by one first. This is a common misconception, though, and while being bitten by a vampire certainly won't hurt your chances of becoming one, taking a swig of blood out of a rhinestone-encrusted 40 oz. bottle is probably an easier - and more pleasant - way of going about it. Of course, some questions remain unanswered: Is the blood in the bottle a special, sacred ritual-type of blood, or just plain old O+? Does it need to be given to you by a vampire, and if so, does it need to be in a rhinestone-encrusted 40 oz. bottle? Can you mix it with something? What kind of booze goes with blood? If you're reading this, Janice Fischer, feel free to respond in the comments below. Inquiring minds want to know.

Vampire Fact #6: They enjoy killing people. Drinking blood out of a rhinestone-encrusted 40 oz. bottle is all well and good for ritual purposes, but it's a pale substitute for the real thing: fresh blood drained from a bunch of drunk party animals, preferably while they're listening to Aerosmith and spraying beer around a beachside bonfire. But why limit yourself to the jugular vein? It may be a quick and easy way to feed, but it's also a bit tired and predictable, no? Traditions were made to be broken, and as a vampire who may very well live forever, you should do everything in your power to switch it up and keep things fresh. Why not try the Kiefer Sutherland approach (as demonstrated at 0:52) and simply bite through your victims' skulls? Remember: there's blood in there! Drinking blood out of a rhinestone-encrusted 40 oz. bottle is all well and good for ritual purposes, but it's a pale substitute for the real thing: fresh blood drained from a bunch of drunk party animals, preferably while they're listening to Aerosmith and spraying beer around a beachside bonfire. But why limit yourself to the jugular vein? It may be a quick and easy way to feed, but it's also a bit tired and predictable, no? Traditions were made to be broken, and as a vampire who may very well live forever, you should do everything in your power to switch it up and keep things fresh. Why not try the Kiefer Sutherland approach (as demonstrated at 0:52) and simply bite through your victims' skulls? Remember: there's blood in there!

Vampire Fact #7: They can really do a number on your plumbing. While the vampire's internal chemistry hasn't been studied extensively, there are clearly a number of significant physiological differences between them and mere mortals to bear in mind. For example, while the average person might describe being dunked into a bathtub full of garlic and holy water as "unpleasant" or "another day, another garlic-and-holy-water bath" (again, this all depends on who you ask), they probably aren't going to react particularly strongly to it. Vampires, on the other hand, will emit a bloodcurdling scream, their flesh will melt, blood will shoot out of all of your sinks and pipes, and your toilet will violently explode for no good reason whatsoever. With that being said, you may want to avoid this method of vampire slaying altogether unless it can be executed in a kiddie pool in the backyard, or somewhere else that isn't hooked up to your house's pipes. After all, in these tough economic times, who wants to have to hire a plumber to scrape melted vampire out of their pipes? While the vampire's internal chemistry hasn't been studied extensively, there are clearly a number of significant physiological differences between them and mere mortals to bear in mind. For example, while the average person might describe being dunked into a bathtub full of garlic and holy water as "unpleasant" or "another day, another garlic-and-holy-water bath" (again, this all depends on who you ask), they probably aren't going to react particularly strongly to it. Vampires, on the other hand, will emit a bloodcurdling scream, their flesh will melt, blood will shoot out of all of your sinks and pipes, and your toilet will violently explode for no good reason whatsoever. With that being said, you may want to avoid this method of vampire slaying altogether unless it can be executed in a kiddie pool in the backyard, or somewhere else that isn't hooked up to your house's pipes. After all, in these tough economic times, who wants to have to hire a plumber to scrape melted vampire out of their pipes?