An 'angel' that fell from the skies turns out to be a sex doll

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Villagers in Indonesia were disappointed to learn that an "angel" that fell from the skies is actually a sex toy, a turn of events that many humans of a different mindset would not be disappointed by at all.

The tale begins in Bangaii, days after an auspicious solar eclipse appeared over the region. A 21-year-old fisherman was walking the beach when he spotted a beautiful, lonely angel on the sand. Naturally, he took her appearance as a sign from heaven and he gently bundled her up and took her home.

There, he attired her in a blouse and skirt, which his parents changed daily as a sign of respect. Intrigued by reports (or maybe just really bored), local police visited the house to see the angel for themselves.

There, they made the less-than-holy discovery.

"It was a sex toy," police chief Heru Pramukarno told a local newspaper.

The tale ends without further details on the fate of the sex doll, who is probably sadly deflating somewhere in Indonesia right now, just another fallen angel with plastic orifices.