Alex Griswold

August 22, 2019 2:55 PM

I've never seen an episode of Dancing With the Stars, which in some respects makes me the worst person to write about Dancing With the Stars, but today makes me actually the best person to write about Dancing With the Stars, because if you have no great love for Dancing With the Stars, you come to stories about Dancing With the Stars clear-eyed and realizing just how inconsequential Dancing With the Stars is the grand scheme of things, and that it is in fact just a show, with dancing and stars.