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The entire Seattle Seahawks team is a bunch of bitches.

Since Colin Kaepernick’s protest against the anthem became public, several players (and teams) from the amateur ranks all the way to the professional have joined in in hopes of pushing forward a conversation to spearhead change. The protests have seeped into other professional sports and will likely continue to do so for a while to come.


Unfortunately, and despite the point of the protest to shed light on and move the needle on injustice and police brutality, especially towards people of color, lots of people don’t get it. That’s expected. Many, many people, especially smart people, are intentionally obtuse and dense when it comes to the plight of others. Even some of the “others” don’t realize that racism is still a thing. I’m looking at you Lil Wayne. Just because white people come to your shows doesn't mean racism isn't a thing, you dolt. And Cam Newton? #girlIguess. Both of y’all are some bitches, too.

But they aren’t bigger bitches than the Seattle Seahawks. Shortly before Week 1 of the NFL season began, Doug Baldwin of the Bitchass Seattle Seahawks let it be known that the entire Seahawks team was going to participate in a team-wide demonstration. In some way, they’d been moved to action, but as opposed to a single man, such as Kaepernick, taking the burden, the entire team was joining the fray.


Could it be that an entire roster of NFL players would stand on the side of injustice anywhere is a threat to justice anywhere? Could it be?

Of course not. When the dust settled and Seattle began their season against the Miami Dolphins, the motherfucking BitchAss Seahawks, after a buildup towards "something", walked onto the field arm-in-arm in an act of solidarity to show unity, on 9/11 no less, to build a bridge, as opposed to being divisive and disrespectful to the military act of sitting (or kneeling) during the national anthem. Or some shit.

Across the way, four members of the Miami Dolphins were not being bitches and stood up (rather sat down) for something.

Because of this act of brazen bitchassness, I’m actively rooting against the Seattle Seahawks for this season. The TEAM of Seattle decided they’d do this together, so because they're all unfied (they can't possibly be that unified about this), I'm rooting against them all. They did nothing more than hit America, and the Black community, in particular, with an #AllLivesMatter stand. Fuck them the long way.


It was reported that before the “act”, the team was going to kneel, but some folks didn’t think that was appropriate as it might be deemed disrespectful to the military (it’s not), so instead of making a unified act that demonstrated that the team, or organization was enlightened enough to realize that there are pervasive issues in this country that need to be addressed, they caved to team pressure and effectively did absolutely not a gotdamn thing by walking onto the field united except show that nobody gives a fuck about Black people unless its on their own terms and doesn’t potentially offend anybody else. I don't know why the folks who wanted to kneel - if there were that many - didn't just do that. We have proof daily that erybody ain't on team #BlackLivesMatter or team #Justice. Everybody's not going to respect the methods either. I thought it was crazy that a whole TEAM was going to make a statement that meant something. Luckily, I wasn't proven wrong.

But they wouldn’t know that because they’re a bunch of bitches.

You know, I will say that in an odd way, there’s been a tremendous silver lining to the conversation that Kaepernick started: I’m learning more and more each day how bitchmade a lot of athletes, entertainers, and people are. Don't get me wrong, I don't expect much out of people as a whole anyway, but there's a difference between not expecting anything and people ACTIVELY proving why they are stupid. The more people offer their opinion on what Kaep started doing, the more information I have about who they are as people. I now have opinions on individuals I never had a reason to before. So many people are also illustrating just how uninformed they are or how much they’d rather make the conversation about an act or a symbol as opposed to what the acts or symbols represent.


Basically, there are a lot of bitches out there who either don’t know, don’t show, or just don’t care about what’s going on in the hood. Doughboy did not die for this shit.

But since the entire Seattle team is full of bitches, I hope that they give up 50 points on defense every week and that all the sex Russell Wilson is getting from Ciara now makes him perform horribly in the pocket. That’s a pun. I hope that Doug Baldwin drops a game winning touchdown in the endzone that keeps Seattle out of the playoffs while Richard Sherman gets lined up against every team’s #2 receiver all season and still nobody throws the ball towards him.


Seattle beat Miami; bitches win every so often. But I hope that Seattle loses big. I wish injury on no man, but I wish losses upon losses on the franchise from Seattle.

I'm sure they will beat the Los(t) Angeles Rams on Sunday, but I will still be rooting against them withy my whole heart?


For being bitches.