It’s happened over and over again. You’ve gone to a swanky party or a lovely dinner date or your pleasant friends Ian and Joan have had you over for wine and biscuits or you went with colleagues to an after-work barbecue. You had, like everyone else, a couple glasses of wine or a beer or two and everyone was chatting away nicely. It was all going fine, as it always does, until the subject of the [recent news event] came up and you, like everybody else, voiced an opinion on the [recent news event].

The party might as well have screeched to a halt right then. Everybody looked at you as if you’d just wondered in from the latest meeting of the Ku Klux Klan Neo-Nazi jogging club. You’re confused, as you always are. After all, your opinion is based on observable facts / statistics / scientific evidence / anecdotal evidence.... what went wrong?

Unfortunately, you have broken the rules of etiquette in a left-wing world. The rules that say you must hold and express the CORRECT OPINIONS.

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