Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

The code starts off by referring to an unknown figure known as Somebody. This figure is likely a being with future vision, seeing as how within this first line they foresee an event. This prophecy of an unspecified world rolling an individual, possibly Steve Harwell, is difficult to fully understand, but I think I figured it out. Steve Harwell is either going to create some kind of weaponized planet that he can pilot, or be destroyed in some sort of freakish accident involving enhanced planet rotation speed. Regardless, this will all become more clear as the code continues.

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

My research showed that this is a human phrase that essentially means that an individual is intellectually inferior to their peers. However, I think it has a more literal meaning in this context. Steve Harwell is clarifying that he is not the most powerful force there is, but at the same time threatening that he has the potential to become much stronger with time.

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on her forehead

This part of the code refers to an unknown female, performing some kind of strange salute. Further research showed that when a human holds their fingers in a right angle on their foreheads, it is meant to be some kind of insult. Seeing how it is directed at someone else and not himself, Steve Harwell is likely trying to say that anybody who tries to oppose him, in this case the female, will have no success, and just end up looking like a fool.

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

In this line of the code, Steve Harwell references the ever progressing passage of time. He likely means this to reiterate the inevitability of him completing work on his weapon, and how, although it may take some time, he is always getting closer to that goal.

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

I see this as meaning that Steve Harwell has a disregard for the rules that have been set forth by other members of the human race. He seems to express distaste towards abiding by the rules, and chooses instead to run in the opposite direction. Surely, by running away from the rules set by others, he is running towards the rules he will set himself once he takes over.

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun; your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

This was one of the more vexing lines to decipher. My attempts at research were futile, as even most humans seemed confused at the deeper meaning behind this. My theory, however, is that this line is Steve Harwell making fun of other humans. My interpretation of this statement is that Steve Harwell emphasizes, again, that he should not play by the rules, and should instead do what he sees as ideal for himself. The second part of this line is meant to mock those who choose to follow the rules set by humans, claiming that their brains, or intelligence levels, increase, but their heads, or freedom and power, decrease.

So much to do, so much to see, so what’s wrong with taking the back streets?

To humans, the “back streets” are generally seen as unnecessary and out of the way. Here, Steve Harwell teases those who believe such, claiming that there is much more than what most seem to think. This is potentially a hint as to how he is getting access to the materials for his weapon: By staying beneath the radar and only interacting with people who have few social connections.

You’ll never know if you don’t go; you’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

The first half of this line refers back to the previous one, stating, again, that people are unaware of what goes on because they don’t believe that there is anything to be found where they do not look. The second part of this could possibly referring to some kind of energy cannon that the weapon will have, using light to disintegrate his foes. By literally and figuratively radiating energy to demonstrate his power, Steve Harwell would surely shine above all others.

Hey now, you’re an all star, get your game on, go play

Here, along with in the next line, Steve Harwell calls for help from those who know the true meaning behind the code. He refers to them as “all stars”, due to their potential connection to space or light. I considered that maybe it meant the Crystal Gems, but then I read the next line.

Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid

The phrase “rock star” normally refers to performers of a certain genre of human music. However, I find it far too fitting as a code name for the Crystal Gems to believe otherwise. Whether this means that the Crystal Gems are already working for Steve Harwell, or that he intends to recruit them in the future, they must be kept under supervision for any behavior that indicates a connection with Steve Harwell.

All that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold

This is the third consecutive line that references stars in some way, further solidifying the link with the Crystal Gems. This is supported even more by the idea that all that glitters is gold, but, since gems have bodies made of light as opposed to metal, the Crystal Gems glitter without being gold. This also emphasizes Steve Harwell’s desire to have the Crystal Gems working with him, seeing how he compares them to gold, which is a valuable resource to humans.

It’s a cool place, and they say it gets colder. You’re bundled up now, wait until you get older.

This likely refers to the low temperature of the vacuum of space, which is the only place where a planet would be able to be weaponized. The second part of this line indicates that those working for Steve Harwell are going to need to be prepared for the conditions in which they will construct the weapon.

But the meteor men beg to differ, judging by the hole in the satellite picture

Steve Harwell’s usage of the term “meteor men” basically confirms without a doubt that he is working with gems or some other similar beings, perhaps native to the asteroid belt within Earth’s solar system. These beings seem to be helping Steve Harwell stay undercover, by blocking satellites from revealing his secrets.

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin, the waters getting warm so you might as well swim

From what I understand, this line seems to refer to how Steve Harwell’s creation of the weapon is drawing nearer. The ice is representative of the planning phase for the construction of the weapon, and when said ice gives way to the water underneath, him and his workers will begin “swimming”, which is obviously code for building. The combination of the ice getting thinner and the water getting warmer both seem to demonstrate that Steve Harwell’s master plan draws ever closer.

My world’s on fire, how bout yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored

Steve Harwell uses the term “my world” in this line. This almost certainly refers to his planet that he intends to turn into a weapon. The idea that said world is on fire is likely a hint to what planet it is. Possibilities are Mercury, which is very close to Earth’s sun, and thus much hotter than Earth, Venus, which has a thick atmosphere which traps in heat, as well as having a surface riddled with volcanoes, Mars, which is a fiery red color when seen from Earth, or perhaps even the sun itself, although this is unlikely, seeing how it would be nigh impossible for human technology to work in close proximity to the sun. However, Steve Harwell notes that he is comfortable with his world, meaning it is likely not a planet with very extreme conditions.

At this point, some of the lines from the code repeat themselves, so I will skip ahead to the new lines that show up later.

Somebody once asked, could I spare some change for gas, I need to get myself away from this place

Here, for the second and final time, the unknown figure from the first line is referenced again. Here, rather than providing Steve Harwell with knowledge and assistance, the figure is pleading for Steve Harwell to return the favor, and help them make their escape before he creates his weapon.

I said, Yup! What a concept, I could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little change

This is the final non repeated line in the code. It shows Steve Harwell’s response to the figure from the previous line. He agrees to help it escape before he makes his weapon. However, he also notes that he may still need its assistance in the future, perhaps to escape from something else. The concluding statement of “we could all use a little change” is representative of Steve Harwell’s desire to take over Earth and change life as humans know it.





If any others have any further things they can draw from this, I’d like to hear them myself, so I can put together an action plan.