The Pakistani Taliban has debuted a new uniform that combines decades of punk rock, splashes of Gwen Stefani — and a dash of dominatrix.

Flawlessly blending a combination of camo pants, black shirts, fingerless leather gloves and a total disregard for parental authority, the Tehrik-e Taliban Pakistan (TTP) strutted their stuff in a new training video featuring rocket-propelled grenades, white board instruction and standing around in mid-”La Macarena” poses.

There’s no official word yet on the meaning behind “No Tension,” but if it’s a band name as we assume, it sounds rad.

Pakistani Taliban (TTP) out training in some new, not so cool, outfit. Not really sure what the 'no tension' is about. pic.twitter.com/8Gtd7u26dn — Tore Hamming (@ToreRHamming) June 4, 2018

By tucking camo pants into knee-high white socks, TTP fighters now have greater aerodynamic maneuverability when firing RPGs, as well as the added flexibility required to break into an impromptu mosh-kick whenever No Doubt’s “Just a Girl” blares from the speakers of a gun-mounted Toyota pickup.

Add in the fingerless leather gloves and high-top sneakers, and you’re guaranteed a seamless transition whenever going from firing a Kalashnikov to hopping on a skateboard and dropping into an empty pool.

The Pakistani Taliban has managed to create one of the most cringeworthy jihadi aesthetics. They look like Sum 41 with RPGs.



(via @ToreRHamming) pic.twitter.com/YA0roz9Xb5 — Jake Hanrahan (@Jake_Hanrahan) June 4, 2018

“Sick ollie, brah!”

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No Tension’s shirts don’t feature any sex pistols. And they may appear distorted ... socially. But there’s no clash between the ideologies of these misfit offspring. Black flags and bad religion — that’s what No Tension does.

(SLC Punk!)