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Paris Hilton, the hotel heiress that brought you 2007, is launching her first skincare product, and it's made of unicorns, because she's Paris Hilton and she does whatever the hell she wants.

Over a picture of Paris spritzing herself in the magical elixir, she wrote, "So excited to announce that my Limited Edition Unicorn Mist preorder launches on Tuesday Oct 24th! I've always loved the scent & effects of rose water. 🌹 So I developed & created this magical #UnicornMist for all of you to have beautiful skin! Preorder yours at UnicornMist.com ✨🦄✨#ParisHiltonSkincare 👑"

I don't know — it's like, I am annoyed and I also want it. I think that's been my reaction to everything Paris Hilton since the early aughts. I can't help it — I love that spoiled trash goddess!