BREXIT is currently in the part of the film where nothing happens for a while so it will be a montage set to music, it has been confirmed.

The montage will feature shots of Theresa May making phone calls, followed by shots of Jean Claude Juncker and Angela Merkel making phone-calls, all set to The Winner Takes it All by Abba.

The film’s director, Emma Bradford said: “This bit will be pretty dull. As will the rest of the film to be honest.

“The trailer will be very loud and feature Margot Robbie even though she is not actually in the film.”

Bradford added: “For the sake of the plot, we’re hoping that at some point Nigel Farage will get arrested in America and becomes someone’s ‘bitch’ in prison.”