If you're like me, you're going to be pretty disappointed when the tractor fighters dismount and the whole thing turns into more of a bells-on-straps fight than a tractor fight. Don't worry: the tractors come back into play. In a big way.

So... he was a merciful tractor fighter all along. Yet sometimes mercy can be more shocking than brutality. Particularly when it involves farm machinery.

(Thanks, M.F.)