The Russia show closed prematurely in America when Bob Mueller proved every bit as confused and forgetful as Joe Biden.

We've moved on to the Ukraine now, but Steele, the guy the Clinton campaign hired to come up with the Russia nonsense, is peddling it on his home turf in the UK.

Boris Johnson was on Monday night accused of presiding over a cover-up after it emerged that No 10 refused to clear the publication of a potentially incendiary report examining Russian infiltration in British politics, including the Conservative party.

You'll never guess where this is going.

Fresh evidence has also emerged of attempts by the Kremlin to infiltrate the Conservatives by a senior Russian diplomat suspected of espionage, who spent five years in London cultivating leading Tories including Johnson himself.

And you'll never guess what and who this report and its claims draw on.

The committee’s report is based on analysis from Britain’s intelligence agencies, as well as third-party experts such as the former MI6 officer Christopher Steele, and is subject to a final clearance from Downing Street.

That should be "third party" and "experts".

Isn't this the same story Steele was helping peddle to the yanks? Funny how it's the conservative governments in the UK and the US that are Russian assets, not lefty opposition leaders like Jeremy Corbyn and Bernie Sanders who at one point were all but waving the Soviet flag.

But if you loved the Steele Report, I'm sure this wholly original and authentic document full of typos and quotes of planted newspaper stories which reveal that Moscow had a tape of Boris Johnson stuck in a balloon as blackmail material will be seriously devastating.