Kids who went to see Frozen over the weekend learned a little bit about friendship, family, and full-frontal fellatio.

Because this story wasn't creepy enough.

According to the Huffington Post , families excited to watch Disney's newest animated dazzler sprinted for the exits when mommy-daddy private time aggressively barged in on family time at a Florida theater.Of course, it had to be Florida.The trailer in question can be found here . I should stress that it isand, as mentioned above, features a quick scene of uncensored oral sex, as well as various bodily fluids.Those of you who watched the trailer may be thinking to yourselves, "That's it?" Indeed, any stray click or misspelled domain name on the internet conjures far more graphic material; but, imagine yourself as a wide-eyed, innocent child sitting in that dark theater as Rammstein pounds your ears, accompanied by very confusing images and the shouts of frantic parents. "What's that prince doing to the princess, Papa?" you ask as the firefighter carries you out of the theater.It seems the whole ordeal began when the intended children's film refused to play. The clever projectionist -- probably Tyler Durden from Fight Club -- decided to play some filler, starting with the Mickey Mouse classic Steamboat Willie and ending up at Uma Thurman asking if she can show some children "the whoring bed."Bizarre, yet somehow poignantly relevant to the course these kids' lives have taken.Of course, the theater offered an apology and free tickets, but that may not be enough to heal the damaged psyches of those unsuspecting victims -- both young and old."It seemed like forever when you're trying to, you know, cover a little guy's eyes," one parent said. "I didn't have enough hands to cover his ears too and he got the sound down real good."It's the "he got the sound down real good" that haunts us the most.

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