Honda

Marc Marquez (1st)

“Seeing my best friend Valentino leading the race was really special. He did very well for his age. I was impressed when I passed him on my way to another win.”

Cal Crutchlow (2nd)

“On Saturday evening as I was looking for some of last year’s bone fragments in the gravel trap I remember thinking ‘only the top two riders in the race deserve a factory Honda’.”

Johann Zarco (13th)

“Wise man say ‘when you drop your beret from the Eiffel tower ensure your croissant is still correctly buttered’.”

Jorge Lorenzo (16th)

“Sadly I was so far behind the leaders that I missed the party that I believe my friends threw in honour of my continual results. I also missed my flight.”

Ducati

Jack Miller (3rd)

“I knew if I didn’t make the podium today there would be drunken fights among my countrymen. Luckily that didn’t happen – instead there was drunken fights in honour of my podium.”

Francesco Bagnaia (4th)

Via Miguel Oliveira

“What? No you’re mixing me up with Franco”

Via MotoGPNews

“Sorry. Got to move on”

Andrea Dovizioso (7th)

“No one even cares what I have to say anymore. They could just cut me off and no o”

Karel Abraham (14th)

Via MGPN’s pay-per-quote scheme

“Don’t waste your time down-under, instead stay at the Abraham leisure complex the next time you visit the world-class Brno circuit.”

Danilo Petrucci (DNF)

“Gravity. Continually my worst enemy.”

Suzuki

Joan Mir (5th)

“Told you I was faster than Rins.”

Alex Rins (9th)

“5th is okay. But it’s no sensational win at Silverstone is it?”

Aprilia

Andrea Iannone (6th)

“I will go down in the history books as the most beautiful rider ever to lead a MotoGP race on an Aprilia. I sense a limited edition perfume…”

Aleix Espargaro (10th)

“One decent race doesn’t make a season. And I just use Lynx Africa and it’s absolutely fine.”

Yamaha

Valentino Rossi (8th)

Via Keith Huewen

“Once again the Doctor is the top placed Yamaha. He is doing things on that bike that no other rider in the world could hope to achieve. A true ‘Sunday Rider’.”

Franco Morbidelli (11th)

“I think I may have been given Quartararo’s old engine.”

Maverick Viñales (DNF)

“Not sure what happened. I was attempting to pull a pass on Marquez on the final lap and a message appeared on my dash saying ‘Team46 anti-humiliation override’ and suddenly the bike snapped sideways and sent me off.”

Fabio Quartararo (DNF)

“Not sure what happened. I entered turn two and a message appeared on my dash saying ‘Team46 anti-humiliation override’ and suddenly the bike snapped sideways and sent me wide. Then I was hit from behind by a circus elephant.”

KTM

Pol Espargaro (12th)

“I could smell his miserable garlic behind be all race long.”

Hafizh Syahrin (15th)

“Easily beating the five times world champion and making a late push for the podium should see a record crowd at my home GP next weekend. You’re welcome.”

Mika Kallio (DNF)

“This is your big chance Mika…got to make it count…”

Miguel Oliveira (DNS)

Via Francesco Bagnaia

“This was my big chance to get a quote for the quote factory!”