Just remember that those hot, young, bespectacled guys not only have a LOT of stamina, energy and love to get freaky… Nerds have big dicks. Apparently the same gene that makes one love to tinker with toys and debate if William Shatner or Zachary Quinto is the hottest Trek hunk is the EXACT same one that makes your dick throat-broadeningly big.

Or that’s my theory and if there are people saying the Lochness Monster is real as a way to disprove evolution, I can say that Father Nature loves to hide the best Easter Eggs right in the basket. Ok, not totally sure what that means but I’m sure it’s really funny.

You. Love. Jack.