You know what sucks? That girls can’t grow up to be wives, mothers, AND college graduates. It’s just not possible! I don’t know why the Bible says it should be that way, but alas, that’s life!

Take Carrie’s kids, for instance. Even at the tender age of five, H. knows that she belongs at home with her children in the projected future. Or, more specifically, she knows she doesn’t want to attend college, which leads to things like jobs, careers, management roles that take women out of the home, travel…you know what I’m saying. College is a dead-end track. It only leads women to, well, working outside the home. And you can’t be the best wife and mother to your husband and children if you have any of that crap. Thankfully, H. knows that it’s best to make that choice well before she gets caught up in academia. Plus, college is BORING. Why bother getting your M.R.S. when you already know school isn’t for you? It’s expensive and pretty much useless. Just skip the higher education altogether and head straight for the wife and mother roles, I say! LOL :) Carrie must be one proud mama!

Related: Girls Who Want To Be Married, Barefoot, Pregnant and In The Kitchen and Litterally Called an Allowance

Also related: A Sheryl Sandberg talk that I link to all the time…spread the word! Ladies, don’t leave before you leave.

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