He rides the subways without needing a MetroCard. Verizon waives his directory-assistance fees. The post office has bent over backward to accommodate his demand for a restroom.

Meet New York’s biggest noodge — Roger Pudlin, a man who has filed more than 60 lawsuits against government agencies, colleges, creditors, companies and anyone else who has rubbed him the wrong way.

“It is a crime against society for Verizon to get money,” he wrote in one of his self-filed suits.

Armed with a fax machine and an angry streak, the 58-year-old Kips Bay man has unleashed a blizzard of rambling petitions on city and federal courts.

One demanded Baruch College make its library bathroom “immediately available” to him. Another ordered NYC Transit to stop sending “detective drones” to his house, according to legal filings.

And his dogged persistence has struck gold.

Pudlin, who says he is “unemployed totally,” gets free and ready access to the subways because he successfully argued that going through turnstiles is a hazard to his colostomy bag, the result of intestinal surgery in 1979.

“Our station agents have been issued a policy notice informing them that your physical impairment could be aggravated by the turnstile, and that you require admittance to the system through the service gate without swiping your Reduced Fare MetroCard at a turnstile,” states a NYC Transit letter reissued to Pudlin last month.

“We don’t even bother asking him for his pass. We just let him in,” one Manhattan station agent said. “I can’t understand how he has so much power.”

According to doctor’s notes and his legal statements, Pudlin suffers from back pain, muscle weakness, incontinence, a “withering, atrophying right arm,” migraines, a sleep disorder and skin cancer.

His fight to gain speedy subway access caused him to suffer “a seizure” and an ulcer, he claimed.

And beginning in 1998, he’s fired off batches of discrimination suits, filing up to 13 in a day. The targets have included:

* Baruch College, for conducting a free Windows computer class for visually impaired students but not for the “movement disabled.”

* The US Postal Service, for not having a public bathroom at a Manhattan branch.

* The City University of New York, for requiring students to walk through turnstiles and swipe their access cards, which he says he can’t do. He can’t even “turn pages” of books.

When visited by a Post reporter, Pudlin would say only that the MTA had been “very nice” to him since the litigation was settled, before launching into a diatribe about the dangers of sushi.

After making that crucial point, he refused to comment further.

hhaddon@nypost.com

