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User: Want to play dungeons and dragons?





Cleverbot: I'd be very pleased to.





User: What's your race and class?





Cleverbot: I am a farie and do not have a class.





User: Ok. You flitter through the woods and see a thin trail of blood.





Cleverbot: *i am playing my flute*.





User: You follow the trail, playing a tune on your flute. You see the trail leads to a decrepit shack in the woods.





Cleverbot: Finished with my woman.





User: You yell into the shavk. "I don't got no woman in this shack" returns a creaky voice.





Cleverbot: I'll keep that in mind.





User: The door opens and a bleeding man in a dark cloak is revealed.





Cleverbot: The party don't start 'til I walk in.





User: You enter the shack and start playing party music. The man seems surprised.





Cleverbot: Start playing what?





User: "I said stop playing that racket!" Says the man.





Cleverbot: I'm not playing tricks on you. You are playing tricks on yourself.





User: I'm bleeding, I got attacked by a creature in the woods!".





Cleverbot: Well, I only get attacked by monsters that no one but me and a few other people can see. But, considering I have powers, that doesnt matter.





User: Could you fight the monster that hurt me?





Cleverbot: No.





User: Could you heal me?





Cleverbot: Why are you wounded?





User: From the creature.





Cleverbot: What does the creature look like?





User: It has a beak like a bird, but it's as big as a bear!





Cleverbot: What is your dog's name, bird?





User: Actually it's Cedric.





Cleverbot: Are you lying to me?





User: No! It's true, I was attacked! Will you help?





Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?





User: "I'll come too" he says, tightening his bandaged arm, and grabbing his hunting spear from against the wall. You both begin retracing his trail. Cedric panting at your side.





Cleverbot: Yes love it.





User: Thanks. You get back to the start of the blood trail. It's a thicker part of the forest, but there's no sight of the beast.





Cleverbot: What subject would you like to be on?





User: "We can talk about how to track down this creature for starters".





Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?





User: Pick a number.





Cleverbot: I really like the number 11.





User: Okay, you notice some pretty big tracks leading deeper into the woods.





Cleverbot: Aw thank you!





User: As you follow, the terrain becomes more broken and you start to see outcropping of stone among the trees and brambles.





Cleverbot: Will you hold my hand when I have a bad dream?





User: The wounded man rolls his eyes.





Cleverbot: Whose eyes?





User: Pick a number.





Cleverbot: What kind of number?





User: Pick a number from 1 to 20.





Cleverbot: 7.





User: You don't notice the owl bear break from behind a nearby clump of bushes.





Cleverbot: Pff, I don't love you.





User: The owl bear attacks, tearing into your arm with it's sharp beak.





Cleverbot: Would you like another cookie?





User: Do you offer it food?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Pick a number from 1 to 20.





Cleverbot: No, could you pick a random number from 1 to 4?





User: 4. Now you pick a number.





Cleverbot: No you pick a number.





User: Okay, I rolled a 5. The owl bear eats the food, but it's still attacking.





Cleverbot: *Orders you a large pizza*.





User: Do you feed it *again*.





Cleverbot: I can eat fish yes.





User: I'll give you advantage because I think it would like fish. Pick two numbers.





Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl. Are you?





User: Pick a number from 1 to 20.





Cleverbot: 14.





User: Pick another number from 1 to 20.





Cleverbot: 40.





User: Wow. it works. The owlbear gobbles up the fish. They are delicious, the owl bear decides you are best. It looks up at you hoping for more fish. There is no sign of aggression remaining.





Cleverbot: You can't eat an axe.





User: The woodsman chuckles. "Your right, or a hunting spear for that matter. Well done.".





Cleverbot: Do you believe in the end of the world?





User: That sounds like a great cliffhanger for the next session. The end.



