A female Muslim employee of a salon refused to wax the genitals of a man, because her religion prohibits her not to physically touch the private area of a male outside her family. I say “male,” because I’m using the traditional sense of the word… meaning the person has a penis. He is under the impression that he’s a female, because he identifies as such.

Yet, there are certain biological realities that this Muslim employee recognizes which he apparently does not. Powerline reports:

Earlier this month, a male-to-female transgender filed a $50,000 human rights complaint after a Muslim woman refused to perform a Brazilian wax on his genitals. … “She never once asked for a leg wax [from] us,” Max Wax manager, president and CEO Jason Carruthers told PJ Media. “She said, ‘Women have penises and women have balls and if your staff is not comfortable they can look for another job.’”

That might be the funniest line ever spoken: “Women have penises and women have balls and if your staff is not comfortable they can look for another job.” Or, since the speaker was actually serious, perhaps one of the most mentally ill? Either way, the peace and tolerance crowd really needs to relax, right?

The CEO of the waxing company says that customers of both genders — yes (trigger warning!) there are only two — are welcomed there. (Though 98% of their customers are women.) They simply don’t offer Brazilian waxes to men since they don’t have any male staffers. That actually seems quite reasonable to me? Apparently to everyone. Normally, their policy is not a big deal, according to the executive.

“When we’ve been asked about a male Brazilian wax in the past we tell them we’re not able to provide that service and they move on,” Carruthers told the Windsor Star. It’s never been an issue.”

Well, that’s because most men aren’t going around trying to pick on women practicing their faith. (Yes, this is a direct slam on those who single out Christian bakers and demand they create cakes which violate their faith tenets.)

Seriously. What’s the world coming to?

Image Credit: Mike Mozart on Flickr

Hat Tip: Powerline