Full-Time Apprentice Copyright Troll (mill valley) Mill Valley Of Counsel to Copyright Troll Firm, Prenda Law, seeking full-time apprentice troll to help maintain the caseload provided by a nationally disdained Chicago-based copyright troll firm specializing in a barely legal extortion racket. Currently, this is a one-person scumbag operation, and will be looking for someone to work with that one person directly to accomplish the tasks presented. Very sleazy environment in the office but we keep lots of beer on hand to please our leader, Master Troll John Steele, in case he visits us from sunny Florida. A lot of opportunities to appear in State and Federal courts to receive lashing by judges, potential sanctions, and unanimous contempt by others in the legal profession. Necessary Qualifications:

– No clear moral compass;

– Ability to work independently on certain projects like harassing grandmothers, the blind, and the innocent;

– Love of money above all else;

– Good at not being good but being a little evil;

– Must be proficient in Douchebaggery;

– Creative in lying to others. Bonus Qualifications (not necessary):

– Knowledge of offshore corporate and banking practices;

– Worked for the Mafia;

– In depth knowledge of programming robo-callers as we still haven’t figured this thing out. NO copyright/litigation experience/background necessary as we fly by the seat of our pants.

NO NEED FOR LICENSE TO PRACTICE IN CA — If just recently graduated, and still waiting for Bar results, this is a good opportunity to gain trolling experience and make money while waiting for results. Obviously, however, while you are awaiting those results, you will be expected to engage in copyright trolling practices such as those our fearless leader has been allegedly doing in Florida. • Compensation: to be defined (need to call the Department of Labor to learn the current minimum wage).

• OK to highlight this job opening for persons with mental disabilities: we hired Lutz and Duffy after all.

• Principals only! Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster unless you wish to be sued for copyright infringement.

• Please, no phone calls about this job! (as if you can find my phone number in this ad — LOL) Compensation: to be defined (need to call the Department of Labor to learn the current minimum wage).OK to highlight this job opening for persons with mental disabilities: we hired Lutz and Duffy after all.Principals only! Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster unless you wish to be sued for copyright infringement.Please, no phone calls about this job! (as if you can find my phone number in this ad — LOL) • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests such as malpractice insurance.