By David Futrelle

The Trumps go to Texas. And other news.

Let’s go to the Tweets.

Melania Trump rocks flawless emergency aid look en route to Texas https://t.co/THKSQXAL8H pic.twitter.com/SCODnH3lbh — Jezebel (@Jezebel) August 29, 2017

Guys, guys, settle down. Melania brought a change of shoes. pic.twitter.com/cqBGjR9tXb — shauna (@goldengateblond) August 29, 2017

pls kill me pic.twitter.com/e4jlkshM11 — kilgore trout, non mini-stroke haver (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 29, 2017

the @dallasnews WH pooler is pretty done with @potus's TX visit. No "expression of sympathy," came with mysterious crowd of fans: pic.twitter.com/3poiXShQJG — Heather Timmons (@HeathaT) August 29, 2017

Trump thanking FEMA dir William Brock Long: "A man who really has become very famous on television in the last couple of days." #Harvey — Tasneem N (@TasneemN) August 29, 2017

Trump on #Harvey: "It sounds like such an innocent name. … But it's not innocent. It's not innocent." — Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) August 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/SarahBurris/status/902601205515292672

In other Hurricane Harvey news:

Amazing. Kids in kayaks joining in rescuing people + animals as water rises rapidly near overwhelmed #Houston-area reservoirs. pic.twitter.com/SWWSTCaK14 — Jason Pohl (@pohl_jason) August 29, 2017

This is what hurricane rescue efforts looks like in Houstonhttps://t.co/y9Ah5aRSkW pic.twitter.com/f7Un949MAt — BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) August 29, 2017

https://twitter.com/ellewoodsruns/status/902536119710920704

Looking forward to Trump fans blaming Obama for the response to Harvey. — Assume this is America's last free election (@LOLGOP) August 29, 2017

And now, terrible people being terrible, starting with the guy who said he got stabbed for having a “fashy” haircut. Well, guess what?

https://twitter.com/YoungGoobz/status/902509926312005636

And the parade of terrible people continues:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/902604978602246144

https://twitter.com/chrismassie/status/902603386226438144

https://twitter.com/InnerPartisan/status/902609624091779072

Jim Bakker: We Will Have A Civil War If Trump Is Impeached | Right Wing Watch https://t.co/eufh84fsCx — David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) August 29, 2017

But hey, that’s a pretty sweet deal on the Tasty Pantry Deluxe Bucket! (Jim Bakker sells food supplies for the apocalypse.)

And now, some cute animals, because seriously, we could use some.

https://twitter.com/awwcuteness/status/902612839445168129

https://twitter.com/PopularPugs/status/902319148692275204

https://twitter.com/shit_reviews/status/902057390677389312

When trying reach my goals https://t.co/5H3jrMs1ej — Dog and Kitty (@dognkitty) August 28, 2017

I don't know cats. I don't have any deals with cats. I don't owe any money to cats. There's no cat walking across my keyboard right nñnnh&11 — David Futrelle (@DavidFutrelle) August 28, 2017

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