Citing the hostage situation in Australia, the economic crisis in Russia, and an anti-Islam protest in Germany, Glenn Beck opened his television program last night by declaring that he had predicted all of these things years ago, telling his audience not to listen to experts but rather listen to him because he can see the future.

“I’m bad on the timing,” Beck said about his ability to make predictions, “but they all come true. God help us because I see the future and you better buckle up.”

Promising that when he returns from his holiday vacation, he will reveal “one of the scariest scenarios to date,” which seems to involve Russia and Iran possibly starting a global war in order to drive up the price of oil, Beck begged his audience not to listen to experts.

“We have shown you the caliphate before it came. We showed you al Qaeda. I warned you of Osama bin Laden in 1999, before anybody else was. We have shown you some really scary things that have happened,” he said. “I beg you not to listen to the experts in this country anymore. The fools disguised in tweet jackets or ascots of the Ivy League campuses. The scholars and the experts and those who have been around in the State Department forever, blah, blah, blah. They couldn’t find their way through an unlocked door in a locksmith shop. They come on TV and they lecture you about how is fine and everything was in a box. I have news for you: I believe it was the great philosopher Depeche Mode that said ‘nothing is impossible.’ Life is outside of the box now and if you’re inside of the box, you’ll suffocate”:

Yes, people should absolutely listen to Glenn Beck since he has such an amazing record of making accurate predictions, such as his recent warning that President Obama’s executive action on immigration and the Ferguson grand jury decision would lead to a race war, as well as his equally accurate prediction that Ebola was going to destroy America.