*After a grueling fight with the notorious father of your new noob friend, you realize that you may have been a little too rough on him. You try to listen to what he’s saying, but he sputters and talks toward the ground more than anything. Your Baconhair acquaintance takes notice of this as well, and immediately takes action. “Don’t say another word!” He says, as he drops a Cheezburger at the king’s feet. After a few high pitched lines of “mmm, chezburger”, Baconhair asks how he feels now.





. . .



Suddenly, a dozen blocks fall on you, Baconhair, and your Pink hair acquaintance, whom has been quiet until now. She perks up after the hit and sputters as the king smugly says “Never better.”

“You.. You...” The king interrupts. “DID I SAY YOU COULD STAND?” And doubles the amount of blocks above her. You impulsively jump in front of the blocks and reflect them with your shield. Pinkie is surprised, but doesn’t have the chance to express it before you both are smacked with more blocks. You are thrown off the larger platform and slide down the walkway, the king slowly walking towards your stunned body. He stops before you to speak.

“You’re the leader, aren’t you?”



You cannot respond.



“So what’s your plan now, to laugh as you cast all of us back into obscurity?”



You start to form a theory that these so-called “darkeners” may be robloxians from 2010.

“You aren’t gonna say?”

silence.

“Let me tell you something, buddy.”



You feel a sharp pain as he grabs you and lifts you into the air, with a single arm.



“Guests piss me off.”



As you prepare your body for the lifestyle of being headless, You hear a silly boyoing behind the king, and he promptly lets you go to fall back to the floor.

Behind the king stands Pinkie, with a throwable spork in hand.



“Get. Away. From. My. Friend.” She seethes in anger.



If only she had a riptide instead of a spork.

The king considers saying lmao, but figured that the situation was too serious.



“Hahahahaha... OR WHAT? YOU’LL KILL ME?”



Pinkie hesitates.



“nah.”



“So what’s your plan, to TALK ME TO DEATH?”



silence.



“You stupid, stupid noob.”



But at that moment, the king ate his words.

He looked around as the floor shook beneath him.



He collected himself as he’d rather not look scared around his enemies, and comes back to Pinkie with a smug look.

She responds, knowing that the tables were about to turn.

