Nancy Huff says: You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. Brennan Huff says: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazin' that s**t up every day. Brennan Huff says: It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazin' that shit up every day.

Brad says: The kids at the end of the day, the know who's been around, and... holy balls!

Mugatu says: Todd! Where's my damn latte?

Mugatu says: Prison changed me! I'm bad to the core now!

Harold Crick says: This may sound like gibberish to you... but uh... but I think I'm in a tragedy.

Brad says: Did you just gulp?

Brad says: No, just please go and get a shirt on.

Brad says: I hope its up to code.

Brad says: Why is he looking at me like that?

Brad says: I've always dreamed of being a dad. Let me tell you, I love it.

Det. Allen Gamble says: Great guy huge bush Det. Allen Gamble says: Great guy huge bush.

Robert Benson says: You know the dangers of diabetic ketoacidosis!

Chazz Michael Michaels says: Mind-bottling, isn't it?

Jacobim Mugatu says: Destroy the Prime Minister of Malaysia!

Brennan Huff says: I used to smoke pot with John Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they would blaze that shit every day.

Det. Allen Gamble says: It's 9:15, let's have a great day everybody! Jimmy says: Cut the shit!

Det. Allen Gamble says: I'm gonna make you eat a plate of human shit!

Phil Weston says: Quiet please! Shut up! I'm on the phone, you're not the only ones in the park!

Brick Tamland says: Yeah.. I stabbed a man in the heart Ron Burgundy says: I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland says: Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy says: Brick I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder.

Ron Burgundy says: You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.

Ron Burgundy says: I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

Garth Holiday says: Ron why did you say that? Why? Why Ron? Why? You were my hero Ron!!! Ron Burgundy says: Garth. . . I. Garth Holiday says: And you come out and. . . Stink like that. . . Poop. . . your poop mouth. . . you have a poop out of your mouth!!!! Ron Burgundy says: Garth, If I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the Pain? Garth Holiday says: I hate you Ron Burgundy!!! I hate you!!!!!!!!

Mitch says: What's it all about? Cam Brady says: America, Jesus, freedom.

Ron Burgundy says: Walter, listen to me. Life isn't a fairy tale, it's not a bunch of jumping rope and grabbing ass. It's complicated. What do you want to do with your life? What do you want to be when you grow up? Walter Burgundy says: I want to be an astronaut or a cowboy! Ron Burgundy says: You're never gonna be any of those, okay? Veronica Corningstone says: Ron! Ron Burgundy says: You've gotta set the bar a lot lower. Service industry, fry cook, prison guard. Maybe you're a lighting guy at a porn shoot. Which basically means you hold up a flashlight while adults do things. Veronica Corningstone says: He is a child, Ron! Ron Burgundy says: Nah, nah, nah, nah! He's got hair on his nugs. He's old enough to hear this.

Ron Burgundy says: Guess what, Trevor? Every morning I get here half an hour earlier and I sexually assault a starfish!

Ron Burgundy says: Damn it Lupita, what have you've been doing up there? Eating nachos?

Roxanne Ritchi says: So, that's it? You're just giving up? MegaMind says: I'm the bad guy. I don't save the day, I don't fly off into the sunset and I don't get the girl.

Ron Burgundy says: I'm just a guy from Terre Haute Indiana with a big ol' dick and a fat wallet.

Ron Burgundy says: I'm going to have sex with a black woman!

President Business says: Hey, not so special anymore, huh? Well, guess what? No one ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up! I'm not some special little snowflake, no! But as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand billion times more unspecial than me!

President Business says: Sorry it's just business... lord business.

Brick Tamland says: I love, carpet. I love, desk. Ron Burgundy says: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them? Brick Tamland says: I love, lamp. Ron Burgundy says: Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it? Brick Tamland says: I love lamp, I love lamp.

President Business says: Back from the dead, Brickowski?

Ron Burgundy says: It's a new superhero named Lace-Man Ron Burgundy says: It's a new superhero named Lace-Man.

President Business says: All I'm looking for is total perfection.

President Business says: This rebellion is over!

President Business says: Nobody ever said I was special!

Bad Cop/Good Cop says: I can't do it! They're innocent! President Business says: I knew it! Your good cop side has made you soft!

President Business says: That night in the city, when you thought I was the Special, and you said I was talented, and important... That was the first time anyone had ever really told me that, and it made me want do everything I could to be the guy that you were talking about. Emmet says: That night in the city, when you thought I was the Special, and you said I was talented, and important... That was the first time anyone had ever really told me that, and it made me want do everything I could to be the guy that you were talking about.

Ron Burgundy says: No offense, but you're a stupid asshole!

Ricky Bobby says: (realizes his wife is marrying Cal) Are you serious!? I was gone for three hours! Ricky Bobby says: Are you serious? I was gone for three hours!

Brian Fantana says: Ron, how many times have you smoked crack? Ron Burgundy says: Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times Ron Burgundy says: Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times.

Ricky Bobby says: Save me Tom Cruise!

President Business says: Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan corporation and the world. Let's take extra care to follow the instructions or you'll be put to sleep, and don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week.

Cubby says: I've seen people more upset about losing change in a candy machine.

Ron Burgundy says: Son, I fought a minotaur to be here. and I'd do it again.

Harold Crick says: You just said ten seconds ago, you wouldn't help me. Professor Jules Hilbert says: It's been a very revealing ten seconds.

Ron Burgundy says: Who wants some chimichangas?

Ron Burgundy says: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

Ron Burgundy says: Who is this Julius Caesar? You know I don't follow the NBA!

Ron Burgundy says: No, it has to be pronounced "Anus" Ron Burgundy says: No, it has to be pronounced "Anus".

Ron Burgundy says: By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John!

Ron Burgundy says: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me Ron Burgundy says: I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.

Ron Burgundy says: Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA!

Ron Burgundy says: If your ass is the North Star, guys are gonna wanna follow it. Ron Burgundy says: If your ass is the North Star, wise men are gonna wanna follow it.

Ron Burgundy says: I don't want to sound mean, but you're a stupid son of a bitch.

Ron Burgundy says: It's known as the chicken of the cave Ron Burgundy says: It's known as the chicken of the cave. Champ Kind says: It's known as the chicken of the cave.

Miles Finch says: Call me elf one more time. Buddy says: He's an angry elf.

Ron Burgundy says: I don't want to sound mean, but you're a stupid son of a bitch. Ron Burgundy says: No offense, but you are a stupid asshole.

Det. Allen Gamble says: Are you a big man? Huh? I'm talking to you! Det. Terry Hoitz says: What? Det. Allen Gamble says: Do you wake up in the mornin' and say, "I'm puttin on my big boy pants. Look, I'm wearin' a belt. I got big boy pants on." Det. Terry Hoitz says: No. Det. Allen Gamble says: Put on a little jacket, you go, you take you lunch cause you have big boy pants on? You got your big boy pants and your snack? I can say big loud things! I can be demonstrative! Det. Terry Hoitz says: Stop! Det. Allen Gamble says: We don't, we don't do this! Det. Terry Hoitz says: You're scarin' the shit outta me man, stop it! Det. Allen Gamble says: Is this how you conduct yourself? In a democracy?

Dale Doback says: you and your mom are hill-billy's. This is a house of learning doctors. Dale Doback says: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learning doctors. Brennan Huff says: you're not a doctor. you're a big fat curly headed fuck. Brennan Huff says: You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly-headed fuck.

Cam Brady says: You know the difference between your Mom and washin' machine? When I dump a load in the washin' machine it doesn't follow me around for three weeks.

Cam Brady says: Did anyone ask me how my fist felt after punchin' the iron like jaw of that baby?

Brennan Huff says: Hey Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!

Brennan Huff says: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain? Derek says: What? Brennan Huff says: If you lick my butt-hole. Dale Doback says: Snap!!! Dale Doback says: Snap!

Armando says: Let him die. He's missing a hand anyway Armando says: Let him die. He's missing a hand anyway.

Ron Burgundy says: I'm in a glass case of emotion Ron Burgundy says: I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Ron Burgundy says: Go fuck yourself San Diego

Ron Burgundy says: It's so hot (drinks milk) Milk was a bad choice. Ron Burgundy says: It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice.

Ron Burgundy says: Hey aqualung!

Cam Brady says: America! Jesus! Freedom!

Ron Burgundy says: By the beard of Zeus!

Ron Burgundy says: Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?

Dr. Rick Marshall says: Sweat Gregor Mendel.

Dr. Rick Marshall says: God I hope I get It, I hope I get It.

Jovie says: What were you doing in the women's locker room this morning? Buddy says: I heard you singing. Jovie says: What about the fact that I was naked in the shower? Buddy says: I didn't know you were naked.

Cam Brady says: Come and get me, Ranger Rick!

Frank "The Tank" says: We're going streaking!

Frank "The Tank" says: Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

Frank "The Tank" says: Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, OK? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.

Frank "The Tank" says: [after funnelling a beer] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

Peppers says: You got a fucking dart in your neck, man. Frank "The Tank" says: [laughing] You're... you're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy.

Beanie says: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch." Frank "The Tank" says: Cock. Balls. Beanie says: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

Frank "The Tank" says: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Frank "The Tank" says: You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

Frank "The Tank" says: You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.

Will says: Do you ever get tired of being wrong? Dr. Rick Marshall says: Yes! I really do!

Dr. Rick Marshall says: What the h***? Will says: Oh my bad. I'm man enough to say I was wrong.

Det. Allen Gamble says: I'm about to do you grandpa style.

Will says: You're paying for that. Dr. Rick Marshall says: I'm most certainly am not.

Sack says: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now! Chazz Reinhold says: Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner over here.

Santa says: Sorry Buddy but ..... your dad is on the naughty list Santa says: Sorry Buddy but... your dad is on the naughty list. Buddy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Buddy says: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Buddy says: (standing over another stall) Did u see these toilets they're ginormous!!! Buddy says: [standing over another stall] Did you see these toilets they're ginormous!

Chaka says: (Singing) Chaka says: [singing] Dr. Rick Marshall says: Shutup Chaka!

Ron Burgundy says: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! LOOK AT ME! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Alright? Ron Burgundy says: Oh Audrey - I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY! Ron Burgundy says: Oh Audrey... I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league. YOU HEAR ME? AUDREY!

Dale Doback says: OK on the count of three name your favourite dinosaur, don't even think about it just do it. 1, 2, 3 Brennan Huff says: Philosoraptor Brennan Huff says: Philosoraptor. Dale Doback says: Philosoraptor Dale Doback says: Philosoraptor. Brennan Huff says: Favourite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to. Dale Doback says: Good Housekeeping Dale Doback says: Good Housekeeping. Brennan Huff says: Good Housekeeping Brennan Huff says: Good Housekeeping. Brennan Huff says: If you were a chick who's the one guy you'd sleep with? Dale Doback says: John Stamos Dale Doback says: John Stamos. Brennan Huff says: John Stamos Brennan Huff says: John Stamos.

Dale Doback says: Dad please shut up Brennan Huff says: PLEASE SHUT UP!

Phil Weston says: I'm not a kid from mexico! Phil Weston says: I'm not a kid from Mexico!

Jackie Moon says: Everybody panic!