Hey all, remember when I said I’d never do another picture-fic because I don’t have photoshop and it’s straight up the devil’s work? Yeah, I lied.

someone give me validation this took forever

7/6/19 Update: Translated into Vietnamese by the amazing @annapotterkiku

9/19/2019 Update: Translated into Chinese by @adrienbrodysgoddamnsexy!

7/7/19 Update: Part Two is now up!

8/13/19 Update: And Part Three!

8/4/19 Update: Podfic by @rhythmelia​

6/30/20 Update: Podfic by numerous authors

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Other works inspired by this one listed after the fic!