Tekken 7

Tekken 7’s Alisa Bosconovitch looks like a woman, but she is certainly a robot. So recently, a confused player asked Tekken producer Katsuhiro Harada why, despite being synthetic, Alisa’s breasts bounce.


Most people might assume the design is to turn people on. But Harada actually attributed some essential functionality to those jiggly robot breasts:


Huh! That’s a new one. It’s a little weird because Alisa’s creator, um, designed her in his daughter’s likeness. But, hey, maybe Harada is pulling a Hideo Kojima, and in fact, we will eventually be ashamed for bringing Alisa’s uncanny anatomy into question.