Ever noticed how different types of people tend to have different preferences when it comes to their beer? Despite the commercials we’ve seen, there really isn’t any beer you can go completely wrong with, they’re all pretty fun. Whether you’re the guy who always has that unique bottle no one has ever seen before or the one who has an entire wall of Schlitz caps, you can appreciate the creation of beer and I’ll bet you can relate to at least one of these categories.

Party Boy

Drinks nothing but light beer, and usually prefers to drink it via beer bong. This type of beer drinker is someone who is feared when it comes to beer pong and other drinking games. He is known for sometimes heading to parties with a group of 8 dudes and no girls, but he is respected at parties so no one really mentions it. Although he sometimes can be found flirting with your girlfriend, many people like that he always knows where the party is and can get people on the dance floor. He does sometimes get into fights, but his friends will break it up and the next time you see him he will apologize over and over again and offer you a semi-warm Keystone.

I Only Drink One Brand

Whichever brand it is, this person has found a beer that he believes is so good that it actually causes a different buzz. He feel a loyalty to his beer. Do not try to tell him that beer isn’t as good as another, or you may have a fight on your hands. Friends have spotted him having a quick one out of a private mini-fridge early in the morning before class or work, and when questioned, he says it helps him get in the zone. He’s a nice guy overall, but he prefers that no one touches his things and he secretly gets angry when girls sleep on the futon and forget to correctly rearrange the pillows.

The Forever Beach-Beer Guy

This type of beer drinker always has a lime in his beer and a slick hairdo. He may sound fruity, but he can name five tasty Mexican beers and explain why they are all awesome. He likes to rest one arm on the counter of a bar while checking out the clientele. This guy mainly hangs out with frat buddies and he is the two time runner-up champion at his parents’ country club. A lot of girls think he’s douchey but others think of him as an overall decent guy. He isn’t the smartest in the classroom, but he’s fun to hang out with and his friends think he would make a good salesman.

The Experimenter

This type of beer drinker can never be seen with the same brand of beer two nights in a row. Sometimes people catch him getting a quick taste of other peoples’ beers without asking and this is why he isn’t always a favorite at parties. He prefers not to drink mainstream beers, but when he does, it’s only certain ones that have the right blend of hops and floral notes. Although a lot of people think he’s kind of weird, many girls love how he is a good guy to ask about homework questions and that he won’t try to get in their pants.

I Only Drink Local Beers

A somewhat rare type, this drinker has a strong sense of community and believes that paying a little more for a local brew has many benefits. He prefers not to eat red meat and his girlfriend wishes he would shave a little bit more often. One thing that’s great about this guy is that he can take you on a mystical drinking journey while he ponders important philosophical questions. He doesn’t really like corporations and wants to someday work as the superintendent of a state park. Although some people are offended by his insistence on being correct and his tighter-than-usual pants, many also enjoy drinking with him because he always has something interesting to say.

Darker, More Flavorful Beer Guy

Many of the other beer types have been known for evolving into this one later on down the road, but some also start out liking dark beer. This type of beer drinker can be found in a leather- padded booth at an Irish pub with a pitcher of something that looks like liquid chocolate. He prefers to sit down and talk while having his beer, and doesn’t really like super loud music at some of the more college-type bars. Some people think he gets irritated easily and can be kind of quiet, but his closer guy friends know him as being loyal and sensible. He’s considered a mature guy, and this has its benefits, but his lady friends wish he would get up and dance once in a while.

The Cheapo Type

No one can really disrespect this guy because he’s simply on a budget. He can be spotted with a big 40 oz bottle of iced beer and prefers to wear a favorite worn out baseball hat. Humble yet practical, he doesn’t like deep conversation and enjoys rumors about what the locals are up to. He keeps in touch with all of his old buddies from high school and was once captain of the football team. Even when he isn’t feeling great, he still has to do a routine workout at the gym. He’s a good old boy, and if there’s one thing he has going for him, it’s that just about every girl has fantasized about going home with him for a one-nighter.

The Whatever Type

Possibly the most popular, he just doesn’t really care and will drink any beer. He’s liked by almost everyone for going with the flow and never causing fights. This person likes to dance but also can hang out at a local joint and just kick it with a small group of friends. Although some people think he’s a little bit of a wuss, he’s productive in the classroom and everyone’s parents like him. He usually prefers not to drink more than 6 beers, but will keep a conversation going even when it seems like there is nothing else to talk about.