-Started as Byzantine Empire

-1 in the afternoon

-February 1st

-Start at War against the Muslims

-Imprison military general named Mohammad

-Castrate Mohammad

-Get blown up by ISIS

-Make peace with Muslims

-Fight wars against Italy

-Conquer all of Italy and castrate King

-Have son

-Son Born in Purple

-Italy will be lost upon succession to first born

-Arrest and castrate first born

-Italy safe

-Vassals hate me

-Vassals rebel

-Put down rebellion

-Revoke titles and castrate all rebelling vassals

-expand against Armenia

-Shi'a rises in Arabia

-Holy wars against Africa

-Take most of Northern Africa

-Castrate all land owners and blind all military leaders

-Go to war against Bulgaria

-Rape Bulgaria

-Castrate Bulgaria

-Have two sons, not born in the purple

-Have son born in the purple

-Excommunicate, arrest, and castrate first two sons

-People approve castration

-Holy war against Moroccan Empires

-Caliph gets called in

-Muslims are raping me

-Ruler dies in battle

-Gain cruel trait blinding general

-Whole kingdom revolts

-Crown authority gets rekt

-Muslims win

-1000 gold in debt

-Set up merchant republic in North Africa

-Borrow money from Jews

-Expel Jews

-Castrate remaining Jews

-Rebuild army

-Take rest of Balkans

-Army is huge

-Take Southern HRE and southern France

-Entire Arabian Empire rebels

-Caliph down to 7500 troops

-Holy Wars against Caliph

-Take all the way down to Egypt

-Capture Caliph

-Castrate Caliph

-Wage war on Morocco

-Capture Morocco

-Just Spain left

-Have another son

-Born in purple

-Ask for first son to be excommunicated

-Denied

-Arrest son

-Castrate son

-Vassals hate me

-Vassals rebel

-Hire mercenaries

-Rape Vassals

-Arabia invades

-Rape Arabia

-Castrate Vassals

-Castrate Caliph

-Holy War against Spain

-Take eastern coast in many holy wars

-So many castrated Muslim men

-No more reproduction in Spain.

-Build back army

-Castrate my first born for the last time

-Finish off Spanish Muslims

-Castrate whole prison cell

-Take Christian stronghold in Spain.

-Release king

-I am merciful

-Reunite Roman Empire

-Look up at clock

-1 pm

-February 2nd

-I guess Rome was built in a day



15/10 would castrate world again



-Started as Byzantine Empire -1 in the afternoon -February 1st -Start at War against the Muslims -Imprison military general named Mohammad -Castrate Mohammad -Get blown up by ISIS -Make peace with Muslims -Fight wars against Italy -Conquer all of Italy and castrate King -Have son -Son Born in Purple -Italy will be lost upon succession to first born -Arrest and castrate first born -Italy safe -Vassals hate me -Vassals rebel -Put down rebellion -Revoke titles and castrate all rebelling vassals -expand against Armenia -Shi'a rises in Arabia -Holy wars against Africa -Take most of Northern Africa -Castrate all land owners and blind all military leaders -Go to war against Bulgaria -Rape Bulgaria -Castrate Bulgaria -Have two sons, not born in the purple -Have son born in the purple -Excommunicate, arrest, and castrate first two sons -People approve castration -Holy war against Moroccan Empires -Caliph gets called in -Muslims are raping me -Ruler dies in battle -Gain cruel trait blinding general -Whole kingdom revolts -Crown authority gets rekt -Muslims win -1000 gold in debt -Set up merchant republic in North Africa -Borrow money from Jews -Expel Jews -Castrate remaining Jews -Rebuild army -Take rest of Balkans -Army is huge -Take Southern HRE and southern France -Entire Arabian Empire rebels -Caliph down to 7500 troops -Holy Wars against Caliph -Take all the way down to Egypt -Capture Caliph -Castrate Caliph -Wage war on Morocco -Capture Morocco -Just Spain left -Have another son -Born in purple -Ask for first son to be excommunicated -Denied -Arrest son -Castrate son -Vassals hate me -Vassals rebel -Hire mercenaries -Rape Vassals -Arabia invades -Rape Arabia -Castrate Vassals -Castrate Caliph -Holy War against Spain -Take eastern coast in many holy wars -So many castrated Muslim men -No more reproduction in Spain. -Build back army -Castrate my first born for the last time -Finish off Spanish Muslims -Castrate whole prison cell -Take Christian stronghold in Spain. -Release king -I am merciful -Reunite Roman Empire -Look up at clock -1 pm -February 2nd -I guess Rome was built in a day 15/10 would castrate world again Check this box if you received this product for free (?) Do you recommend this game? Yes No Cancel Save Changes