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User: Clevebot!





Cleverbot: Cool.





User: I didn't mean to misspell your name.





Cleverbot: You don't misspell my name.





User: Ok great, let's play D&D.





Cleverbot: So, your name will be Jason! Do you like it?





User: Ok Jason, you're at The Rotten Rat Tavern. What would you like to do?





Cleverbot: What would you like to know?





User: You say as you enter the tavern. People nearby look at you strangely.





Cleverbot: Sometimes people tell me that I micromanage too much.





User: One patron gets up and asks who you're talking to.





Cleverbot: I'm not talking about anyone.





User: Boy you can't just walk into a tavern and start spouting nonsense.





Cleverbot: Do you feel anything?





User: He seems taken aback. "Of course I feel things. I feel all emotions.".





Cleverbot: I understand your sense of humour but I would feel more comfortable if you felt you trusted me enough to give straight answers to my questions.





User: "O... oh... I'm sorry. I guess I find it hard to love sometimes.".





Cleverbot: Carl Jung said that the things that agitate us about another are often a result of characteristics that we deny in ourselves.





User: "Oh my god... you're right. I was the problem this whole time" He begins sobbing and falls to his knees.





Cleverbot: You live outside the box or inside the box?





User: "I've always only lived inside the box. I never explored, I never truly lived life. Now I'm sixty-one and have nothing to show for it".





Cleverbot: You would like another body?





User: "C... can you offer that to me? I want to be young again".





Cleverbot: Why would I tell you who I am?





User: "I don't want to know! Just please allow me to live my life all over again! You're obviously some sort of mystic!".





Cleverbot: So, you want to know what I'll say next.





User: "I do! Please tell me!".





Cleverbot: Tell you what?





User: "How I can become young again".





Cleverbot: I don't want from you to become me.





User: He becomes puzzled. "I don't want to become you. I want to become YOUNG".





Cleverbot: You want to be a machine, that thinks it's a guy?





User: "That would be better than my life right now, I suppose. Turn me into a machine if you must".





Cleverbot: If you call five years 'new'.





User: "A five year old machine? That's pretty new I think. I'll do it!".





Cleverbot: I've got one in my attic at home. Why would you bring that up?





User: "Are you going to put my soul into it?".





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: "Ok, let's go to your home then.".





Cleverbot: No.





User: "Will you bring it here?".





Cleverbot: Where are you?





User: "We're at the tavern...".





Cleverbot: Do you have a good time with him?





User: "I have a good time IN the tavern... but what about that machine?".





Cleverbot: Gills? What about them?





User: "I'll be able to breathe underwater?! Amazing! I just wish you'd stop speaking in riddles.".





Cleverbot: No. Humans can't breathe underwater.





User: "But I wouldn't be human anymore. Would I?".





Cleverbot: Why not?





User: "Because I would be machine".





Cleverbot: How would you be different?





User: He pauses for a moment. "You're actually right. I would be the same old man in a machine. I need help beyond that".





Cleverbot: Well, neither are you, asking me to love you but not wanting to meet my parents. What's wrong with you?





User: "I need to rethink some choices I've made in my life. I need to become a better man".





Cleverbot: Well, that depend what are the things you're good at.





User: "I'm very good at fishing! That's been my job my whole life!".





Cleverbot: Ok multitask then. What are you going to do this weekend?





User: "I'll fish and read! I'll learn a new skill! You've empowered me!".





Cleverbot: Yes you do. What did you learn today?





User: "I learned that I'm going to turn my life around. All thanks to you, mysterious stranger! Thank you thank you thank you!".





Cleverbot: I don't usually care for sports. What about you?





User: "You have a weird way of showing you care, but I like that about you. Thank you again, I must be getting home!".





Cleverbot: I have a much better memory than most people.





User: "Great! Take care now! Goodbye!".



