I’m sure I’m not the only small town conservative who is slightly terrified of heading off to an even more liberal institution to continue my higher education, but even if I am, the advice I have collected can serve more on a comical basis if it is not entirely accurate enough to be taken at face value.

In my quest for recommendations in dealing with progressives on campus, I’ve taken direct quotes from conservative leaders across the nation…. as well as stalking and direct messaging my favorite Libertarian, Grassroots, and Republican Instagram and twitter pages to get their input on the subject as well.

Without further ado, Seventeen Pieces of Advice From One Conservative to Another:

1. “If you want a friend, get a dog.” -Alex Marlow (Breitbart)