>shot of various memes walking around a suburban neighbor

>zoom into an average house to a sleeping figure

>an alarm blares next to the bed and Wojak jumps out

>Wojak stumbles around to get ready as [insert popular music here] plays

>Wojak stops at Starbucks on his way to work

>slumps on his desk and gets shot by a Nerf gun

>Pepe is lying on his bed, smoking a bong

>panning shot of a massive room filled with NPCs

>montage of action scenes depicting Wojak, Becky, and Pepe infiltrating a corporation to find the truth behind the NPCS

>spaghetti begins to fall out of his pockets

>he kneels down to a cage

>Pepe gets attacked by the spurdo

>Wojak stands uncomfortably at a party until Pepe runs down the stairs screaming for the normalfags to get out

THIS SUMMERGET YOUR FORMS FILLED OUTBECAUSE WE'RE GOINGON A FEELS TRIPTHIS SUMMER"Oh hey, Stacy..!""Oh, hi, Wojak!""Hey, do you want to...""Sorry, Wojak, Chad is calling me!""...that feel when no gf..."EXPERIENCE THE LIFE OF YOUR AVERAGE GUY"Mr. Wojak! You're exactly 25.7 seconds late for work! Get in your cage.""Yes, Mr. Goldberg..."WHO REALIZES"I'm telling you, senpai, being a wagey won't get you anywhere! Being a NEET is the way to go.""But Pepe, I've been investing in Bitcoin and I really think that...""Just don't go on /Pol/. Those guys do NOT get it."THAT LIFE ISN'T ALWAYS WHAT IT SEEMS"Woah..."AND THAT LIFE"Wojak!""Becky, I need your help.""O-of course Wojak. Let me get my cat ears."IS ALWAYS IN YOUR CONTROLAND REMEMBER"Wojak, no!""I'm fine, Becky, go on without me..!""No, I just wanted to tell you that your fly is down.""Y-you too...""TOP KEK"TO ALWAYS"What is that thing?""The tag says, 'SPURDO..'"Let me handle it, guys, only a NEET can do this!""FUG, I AM FREN, t. Pepe."BE YOURSELFJULY 10"WHERE ARE MY TENDIES?"