Dave: Okay, I think I have a unbiased way of finding out where your true fandom lies. I’m going to ask you a series of obscure trivia questions, alternating between Star Trek and Stargate, and whichever one you are able to answer more of is the series you actually prefer.

Greg: Let’s do this.



Dave: Okay... who was the captain of the USS Constellation?

Greg: Matt Decker.

Dave: How long can a Stargate maintain an active wormhole?

Greg: 38 minutes under normal conditions.



Dave: What legal document prevents the Federation from developing cloaking devices?

Greg: The Treaty of Algeron, signed in 2311 and nullfied in 2409 with the destruction of Romulus.

Dave: Name the six System Lords who attended the summit in the Hasara system.

Greg: Trick question - there were seven: Bastet, Ba’al, Kali, Morrigan, Olokun, Svarog and Yu.



Dave: Okay, you realize that for this to work, you have to actually get a question WRONG, right?

Greg: Useless knowledge is the only kind of knowledge I know!



