Is America just like the Taliban now? Of course it's a question asked on The View by one of our favorite morons, Whoopi Goldberg (related Raven Symone of The View has the Stupidest Plan for the Election and Joy Behar: ‘Caitlyn Jenner’s Support of Ted Cruz is Like Jews Supporting Hitler…’). Oh, Whoopi...

“Let me ask you now. We have a leader who has repeatedly demeaned women, wants to defund organizations that benefit women, calling on the media to shut up, specifically wants to give preferential treatment based on religion — are these values really much different than the Taliban’s?”

Yes, of course I'm going to rebut this verbal horse caca, but first it's time to deploy one of my favorite gifs of all time:

I'm going to start backward here with the rebuttal. For if this nation was ruled like the Taliban, women wouldn't have their own show to voice these inane concerns. Especially the cackling coven which makes up The View. Whose audience is just wannabe witches in training. Under the Taliban, no talk show for you.

Secondly, Trump isn't giving preferential treatment to some religions and not to others. But nice try, large buckets of curly fries, extra grease. Trump is hoping to cease the steady flow of immigrants coming from terrorist countries. Countries that even Obama was eyeing for a blockage. I know liberals are hoping to ignore that like they are of natural biology as it relates to the propagation of the species.

Thirdly, Trump didn't call on the media to "shut up." He called out CNN as "fake news." It was glorious. Go watch it if you haven't already. But what's interesting with Whoopi is how she conflates the calling out of CNN as fake news as "telling the news to shut up." Uh huh. Draw whatever conclusions you'd like with that one.

Fourthly, wanting to defund Planned Parenthood, an organization which slaughters millions of children, half of them female, isn't "defunding organizations that benefit women." Dummy. There are plenty of women's health organizations which don't kill children. I hate Whoopi.

LASTLY, Trump "constantly demeaning women." Look, the "grab her by the p*ssy" comment was gross. I get it. We've already stated it was sick. It was one comment. He also called Rosie ugly. That's hardly calling all women ugly. Rosie is, after all, an insufferable gasbag. And not the useful gas with which you cook. But the flatulence kind.

Trump says a lot of negative things about a lot of people. Some men, some women. He's rather an equal opportunity offender if you think about it. If women want equality so much, welcome to the party. Men get mocked, women get mocked. Men get called names, women get called names. Is it mature? No. Is it sexism? Also no.

Phew, that was a lot of explaining for just one paragraph of Whoopi's dumbassery. I'm tired. Time to go kick up my feet to watch Who Wants to Be a Supreme Court Justice tonight. I need to pick up some snacks. Let's just say that if America were just like that Taliban, NONE OF YOU DINGBATS WOULD HAVE A TELEVISION SHOW.

Oh wait... I think I already said that. Bears repeating, my babies.

Thank you. Good night. Go draw Muhammad.

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