If a brash businessman and orange tinted reality TV star can be the President, why can't Mia Khalifa be the US ambassador to Saudi Arabia. Let's ignore for a second that they'll behead her immediately - maybe even before her plane lands. A man named Dalcolm Rodriguez-Goldstein has made a very persuasive argument on Change.org for appointing popular Lebanese American former porn star Mia Khalifa as the US ambassador to Saudi Arabia.

"Mia Khalifa has a proven track record of bringing people together", he begins.

This, he feels, makes her a "great leader representing us in the Middle East as well as a symbol of the melting pot that is America."

I signed it, because it is a Monday afternoon and I want to make a difference to the world in the most dramatic yet laziest way possible.



Also, here's why I support her:

Her great public support base (as seen on Pornhub)

Her great contributions to mankind (as seen on Pornhub)

Her strategic assets and intel (as seen on Pornhub)

All this make her a woman I can get behind. Over 3,300 people agree.

And unlike Madonna, who failed to deliver in her promise of free oral sex for anyone who voted for Hillary, we know Khalifa has what it takes to deliver.