



Weirdmageddon 2.0: Survive the Games Bill Cipher was up in the sky maniacally laughing and rising in power as the X shaped rift was growing. He gained a physical form just like he did in the first Weirdmageddon. Bill started to play some music. He then danced around and turned the town weird again as he sang a tune. "I see a colorful town and I want it painted weird. No colors anymore I want them to turn weird. I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes. I have to turn around until they come to me. I see a line of cars and they're all painted weird.

With flowers and Ice's mom never to come back. I see people turn their heads and quickly look away from me and my weirdness. Everybody calls me evil every time. I look inside myself and see my heart is weird. I see my colorful town I must have it painted weird. Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts. It's not easy facin' up, when your whole world is weird. No more will I be defeated by the Pines family. I could not foresee my defeat by the Pines family happening to me again. Even if they do manage to defeat me, it'll probably come at a tragic price. I want this town painted! Painted weird! I want it painted weird!" sang Bill as he turned several cars weird and unleashed several weirdness waves. The Pines family and their friends witnessed this. "I learned something very disturbing from that song Bill sang. He apparently had a thing for my mother. Ford, do you know anything about that?" asked Wendy. "I do. Dan built the Mystery Shack before it became the Mystery Shack. I was friends with him and his wife. Bill was infatuated with your mother. From what I heard, she had killed herself after being scarred for life and Dan was driven to insanity. This happened when I was in the portal. I always suspected Bill had something to do with your mother's death. Like he drove her and your father insane. Bill was obsessed with her and wanted her for himself. He lusted after her and she always rejected his advances." said Ford. "You think Bill could've been responsible for my mother's death?" asked Wendy. "I can see it in your eyes that you believe it. I can sense that you feel it in your gut." said Ford. "That's just creepy. Anyways let's get to the part that I want to talk about. The fact that Grenda here caused the end of the world!" screamed Marius. "It wasn't my fault! Bill tricked me and Mabel wouldn't stay away from you!" said Grenda. "Grenda, I never asked for any of this. But you didn't need to be petty about it and you didn't need to be willing to listen to Bill." said Mabel. "Enough! Both of you!" yelled Pacifica. "Pacifica's right. Our lives are on the line here!" yelled Dipper. "Now is not the time to argue!" yelled Gideon. "However now is the time to break up with Grenda!" said Marius. "What?! NO! You can't do this!" shouted Grenda. "I just did." said Marius. "Welp now is the time for money!" yelled Grunkle Stan gleefully. "Mabel, there's always been something about you. Do you accept my proposal to date you?" asked Marius. "Of course I do!" said Mabel. "UGH! NO!" yelled Grenda. "You have to take it easy, Grenda." said Candy. "Ugh, you're right. Mabel, I'm sorry." said Grenda. "Apology accepted!" said Mabel. Old Man McGucket then started knocking on the Mystery Shack door. "McGucket? What is it?" asked Dipper. "Weirdmageddon 2.0 is here. Well I'm sure you guys are already aware. But I came to warn you guys that Bill Cipher is causing havoc in the town square!" yelled Old Man McGucket. "Let's move!" said Ford. Everyone ran out of the shack with their weapons ready. *Scene cuts to the Town Square.* Bill and his Henchmaniacs were terrorizing the townsfolk of Gravity Falls, turning them to stone, and disfiguring their faces. Pyronica was lighting buildings on fire. Zanthar wrecked the vandalized statue of Nathaniel Northwest. Paci-Fire commanded several Eye-Bats to turn the citizens of Gravity Falls into stone. Teeth and 8-Ball were chasing down citizens and trying to eat them. It was chaos everywhere. Kryptos felt bad for everyone. He knew this was wrong but he knew he couldn't do anything about it.

The Henchmaniacs spotted the Pines family and their friends coming to attack. Bill then spotted them. "Ah, nice of you to join us!" said Bill as he snapped his fingers and knocked them all out. The Eye-Bats then turned them to stone. "Now it's time for the ultimate game!" said Bill Cipher with glee as he had the gang taken to the Fearamid.