







Alamonte Springs, Florida





On June 9, 2012 at 2:00 AM, a burglar decided that a local Pizza hut would be an excellent place to grab some quick cash. This decision was probably made with great haste or while heavily intoxicated due to a couple of factors:





1. He wasn't wearing any shoes . No one goes out store robbing without proper footwear.

smashed the glass on the front door with a crow bar. 2. There was absolutely no effort made at being subtle; he





Once he wandered inside, the burglar continued adding to the case against him being cast in Ocean's Fourteen by going full on Incredible Hulk and angrily slamming the cash register onto the ground.









SMASH, BABY!













After a few minutes of dejectedly digging around the destruction which he had wrought, the man realized he wasn't going to be leaving the store with any cash that evening...so he decided to take something that he knww Pizza Hut would have in stock and readily available: 2 cases of mozzarella cheese





Embedded below is a local news report on the incident, which includes surveillance footage of the thief looking like he just wandered into the restaurant from a Jimmy Buffet concert. The news team was also kind enough to not do the usual "interview with a random person" about the crime, but they did feel the need for an on the scene report...and also couldn't resist one really bad "hot cheese" pun.











