I caught a short-lived post over on reddit about a "KFC-based romance novel" and assumed it was some May Fools Day (?) joke or something of that ilk. A quick peek over on Amazon showed me that, no, the poster on reddit was not mistaken: KFC really did release a romance novel.

A romance novel.

By the chicken people.

Why? Dear God, why?

Well, according to WKYT it was released...wait for it...for Mothers Day. You know that day you're supposed to show your mother how much you appreciate her by making breakfast or buying flowers? Yes, that Mothers Day.

Don't want to say it with flowers? Say it with chicken!