UPDATE: I’m hearing on Facebook that about 50 Irish illegal aliens were rounded up to be deported in Woodlawn, NY.

MILLIONS WILL BE DEPORTED!!!

No wait, 2,000 of the worst illegal alien criminals will be DEPORTED!!!

ACTUALLY, no one will be DEPORTED after all. Not even the worst of the bunch.

The Week:

“Immigrants across the U.S. buckled down in preparation for promised deportation raids over the weekend. They never came. Several news reports had indicated Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers were headed to at least 10 major cities this weekend for deportation raids, with President Trump later confirming they were supposed to be a deterrent for prospective migrants. Instead, immigrant-heavy neighborhoods turned “eerily quiet” and pro-immigrant protesters took to the streets, but very few ICE agents actually came knocking, NPR reports.

ICE agents were reportedly set to single out about 2,000 migrants with deportation orders on Sunday, and Mexican officials said they were ready for the influx, per The Associated Press. Yet ICE agents were only reported at three residences in New York City, and the people there didn’t open their doors, The New York Times reports. Democrats and advocates had warned immigrants not to open their doors to law enforcement without signed judicial warrants ahead of the reported operations — though the Times notes that agents sometimes devise tricky tactics to lure people outside. …”

The Antifa terrorist Willem Van Spronsen was so worked up by the media hysteria about impending mass deportations that he martyred himself in his attack on an ICE facility in Tacoma, Washington. Blompf was full of hot air like always, the ICE raids fizzled and #ICEBae went viral.

Those guys behind #IceBae looking at her like “stop fakin, you know damn well you one of us.” pic.twitter.com/oL2zMFXSsU — Angel Aydreannah (@Aydreannah) July 15, 2019

The joke is on Willem Van Spronsen and anyone credulous enough to take Blompf’s bluster seriously after two and a half years of incompetence and impotence.