Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

9:50 (+3) Cersei Lannister: to the fortune teller, Maggy: "Tell me my future, or I'll have your two boring eyes gouged out of your head." (Threat)

10:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister: Cersei inherit's Tywin's family lecture abilities.

to Jaime: "Tyrion may be a monster, but at least he killed our father on purpose. You killed him by mistake, with stupidity." (Witty Insult)

10:54 (+9) Margaery Tyrell: to Cersei: "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us." (Witty Insult)

13:10 (+3) Varys: Tyrion: "Do you know what it's like to stuff your shit through one of those airholes?"

Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line) nyan, moonbaseu92, alicehanners, kailin, 2 others like this

14:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister: "Are you a lord if you kill your father? I don't imagine they revoke your nobility for killing a whore, it must happen all the time." (Funny Line)

20:54 (+3) Samwell Tarly: "How many Brothers can say that they've killed a White Walker *and* a Thenn? I might be the first in history!" (Funny Line)

25:32 (+3) Bronze Yohn Royce: as he watches Robin Arryn feebly train to fight: "Great warrior? He swings a sword like a girl with palsy." (Witty Insult) moonbaseu92, elaine, alicehanners like this

27:18 (+3) Brienne of Tarth: to Podrick: "I don't care. I'm not your mother." (Witty Insult) submitted by nyan (approved!) moonbaseu92 likes this

29:18 (+3) Loras Tyrell: Loras lazily drones on to Cersei about the late Tywin: "what a... force to be reckoned with." (Funny Line)

30:51 (+3) Cersei Lannister: Lancel: "I led you into the darkness."

Cersei: "I doubt you've ever led anyone anywhere." (Witty Insult) alicehanners and pretty_mvtherfvcker like this

35:00 (+3) Tyrion Lannister: Varys: "There are faster ways to kill yourself."

Tyrion: "Not for a coward." (Funny Line) nyan and moonbaseu92 like this

36:08 (+3) Varys: Varys: "You have your father's instincts for politics. And you have compassion."

Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."

Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line) alicehanners and callmemb16 like this