On the first day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

UNIX on a PC…

On the second day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the third day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the fourth day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Four comic books,

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the fifth day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Fiiiiiiiive RPGs!

Four comic books,

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the sixth day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Six memes a-spreading,

Fiiiiiiiive RPGs!

Four comic books,

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the seventh day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Seven Dwarvish rings,

Six memes a-spreading,

Fiiiiiiiive RPGs!

Four comic books,

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the eighth day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Eight zombies noming,

Seven Dwarvish rings,

Six memes a-spreading,

Fiiiiiiiive RPGs!

Four comic books,

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the ninth day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Nine trolls a-trolling,

Eight zombies noming,

Seven Dwarvish rings,

Six memes a-spreading,

Fiiiiiiiive RPGs!

Four comic books,

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the tenth day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

A ten-sided die,

Nine trolls a-trolling,

Eight zombies noming,

Seven Dwarvish rings,

Six memes a-spreading,

Fiiiiiiiive RPGs!

Four comic books,

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the eleventh day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Eleven Jabba sex-slaves,

A ten-sided die,

Nine trolls a-trolling,

Eight zombies noming,

Seven Dwarvish rings,

Six memes a-spreading,

Fiiiiiiiive RPGs!

Four comic books,

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC…

On the twelfth day of Nerdmas my guildmate gave to me:

Twelve LARPers LARPing,

Eleven Jabba sex-slaves,

A ten-sided die,

Nine trolls a-trolling,

Eight zombies noming,

Seven Dwarvish rings,

Six memes a-spreading,

Fiiiiiiiive RPGs!

Four comic books,

Three Mountain Dews,

Two ell-oh-ells,

And UNIX on a PC!