The MasterChef Australia judges have left the show, ushering in a world of possibilities for new hosts. But there is only one host that could match the flair, the prestige, the majesty that is Matt Preston:

The G Train



Fraser Gehrig has been described as a 'tour de force', a social enigma who encapsulates all that is great about our country. He transcends racial and societal bounds, a champion of the people and the human embodiment of chips and gravy - a public pariah whose name shall be whispered on the wind.



Fraser Gehrig was taken from the public eye too soon, leaving us but a tantalising glimpse of what could have been the most prolific goal scorer in AFL and human history.



It is time to return Fraser to the people so that a new generation may revel in the vivacity that he would bring to the role of MasterChef Judge.

For as the saying goes:



‘We have dreamt of the day that we may touch the sun as Icarus, now that it is within our grasp, let us not falter. Let us clasp at the ‘Jesus strap’ of the G-Train and ride to Valhalla.”

(Me, just then.)