Carlsen disqualified for shitting on the board after Caruana goes up by two games

"Marijuana" Caruana forfeits because he gets too high and fails to show up

Match abandoned and FIDE dissolves after Carlsen reveals forced win in 56 in the Bongcloud

Spectators destroy venue and match called off after Caruana reveals refutation of the Bongcloud

Dual world champions declared after they manage to draw all games including the sudden death

Tournament called off after ghost of Bobby Fischer refuses to stop pestering the players about the superiority of 960

Carlsen disqualified for shouting "OOH LOOK, A HORSEY!!" every time he moves his knight

Maurice Ashley declared world champion after everyone admits he finds the best engine lines

Caruana declared winner by default after he chooses Carlsen to represent him as his champion

Caruana declared winner after Carlsen announces he is giving up chess to stream Fortnite on Twitch