

A word of advice to Uber drivers working in the Bay Area: Transport Andre Iguodala, Golden State Warriors swingman and last year’s NBA Finals MVP with care.

If you don’t, your car is about to smell real bad real quick.

Iguodala apparently had a less-than-flattering experience during an Uber ride of some sort. It’s not entirely clear what the driver in question did or didn’t do, but Iggy was agitated enough to take action—and then cop to it on Twitter:

Uber driver so bad I have no shame letting this gas sink in his leathers…. — Andre Iguodala (@andre) December 15, 2015

In other words:

Andre Iguodala’s fiber caloric intake: 1, Uber Driver: 0 https://t.co/HESXzW6VNq — Dan Favale (@danfavale) December 15, 2015

I, like you, am of course hoping Iguodala eventually fills in the blanks. He has a reputation for tweeting cryptically, and he has shed no additional light on the situation.

Consider this a plea to a brave and credentialed Warriors reporter—someone gutsy enough to dig deeper, no matter the topic.

Please, if you’re reading this, find out something, anything about what in the world this nameless, faceless Uber driver did to deserve the intangible, albeit very real, foul-smelling wrath of Iggy’s bowels.

Thanks in advance.