(Very Loud Asian Accent) AaaaaaaaaaYAAAAAA!

Instantly before you appears the Kitchen Ninja, fast kung fu moves executed precisely culminating in a beautiful bow of reverance to you – The One who Loves Coffee.

A moment of silence between us…..

Without a sound, You hear Ninjaji speaking, but his lips don’t move, his voice is inside your head saying,

“Dearest One, if you are to consume coffee into your body, make it the finest coffee you can find. Search out and locate brewers and roasters who are concerned with where their coffee beans come from and how well the farmers are treated. The Vibrations in your beans are born from those farmers, on that land – careful not to consume exploitation, suffering and resentment.

By purchasing your beans direct from the roaster you can save up to 1/2 on your coffee. Ninjaji recommends, since eating food is a major part of your life, to take the time to aquire the proper simple business papers that allow you to purchase wholesale food.

Dearest One, now that you have your beans I wish to impart to you the importance of the water you use in your coffee. Tap water is full of toxic chemicals and drug residues. Aside from the harmful substances unintentionally and intentionally put into your tap water, it tastes like the pool at the local YMCA. Do not dishonor yourself, nor your beans by consuming such vileness.

Dearest One, heat your purified water.

Dearest One, use whole beans and grind them into a powder of your liking with a coffee grinder. Whole beans retain their energy and freshness far more than pre-ground beans. You will receive more of the benefit this way.

Dearest One, add those beans to the grinder, then add several beans from the Cacao. Again, use whole bean Cacao. The Cacao bean is what chocolate is made from. It is extremely bitter on it’s own, yet full of minerals and a substance known as theobromine which acts like caffeine in many ways, yet is not.

Dearest One, grind these two substances until they are indistinguishable.

Dearest One, take from your cabinet your organic coconut oil. Place a small scoop into your french press.

Ninjaji Pauses and looks at you for a long time….an inquisitive stare, searching your heart and soul…

Ninjaji’s mind whispers arise again ” You do have a french press don’t you?”

Ninjaji, with great compassion explains further,

“Dearest One, Get a french press.”

The special moment blends back into the lesson on Ninja Coffee –

Dearest One, after your scoop of organic coconut oil, add a splash of organic grade B maple syrup before pouring your pure hot water into the french press.

Lovely Coffee Drinker, listen close – Organic Whole Bean Coffee, Organic Whole Bean Cacao, Organic Coconut Oil and Maple Syrup – this secret Ninja Way helps to alkalize the coffee, add’s additional nutrients as well as a full body and flavor that will make (Ninjaji seems to struggle to even mindspeak the words) staa, st, staaaa starbucks or dunkin do…dooo….dooonuts coffee seem like distant bad dream.

Regathering his composure after having to place his attention on those dark things, Ninjaji sips from his own hand made clay cup, the divine Ninja Coffee he has shared before you here. You hear a “siiiip” and as the last sound of “p” reaches your ear

Ninjaji has disappeared from view,

Yet, you feel as if he is in your chest, kissing your Heart, saying, ” Be good to You”