Ever since I entered confederate territory last year, I haven't been able to shake off the one thing that the state rights, God loving traitors got right. Waffle House. Eating a skillet made in the diner breakfast environment was one of the most satisfying things I've done in my lifetime. I feel enriched compared to my peers, knowing that I have experienced a superior breakfast, and they have not. IHOP, the "International House Of Pancakes", might as well be called the International Shack Of Mediocrity and Tears. At least for me, and my other Waffle House experiencing brethren. We must expose the mediocrity that is associated with our Northern breakfasts! Ignorance is bliss, wake up sheeple!