Remember Austrian design Rainer Weber's first chair made from real AK-47s he debuted last year? Well he's back at it, this time with an even gaudier, gold-plated version. My God, just look at that glistening turd. And the real kicker? It costs $127,000. Obviously, I have to have it and I'll stop at nothing until it's mine. The same goes for your love. "Take me on a date?" How about a card trick instead?

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Thanks to Pavol, who's holding out for a throne made of cannons or laser rifles.