After blacking out at Terry’s gym, our honey of a heroine heads off in hopes of actually getting something accomplished. Will she battle Terry? Will she deliver Willow’s whatsit to wossname? Will she waste her Poke Balls again? Will she EVER buy Melanie the right Potion?

Who even knows?

This is what BBC looks like right now.

Aiden.

Sap.

Sap’s stats.

Hugbug’s stats.

Hugbug’s moveset.

Sap’s moveset. Smart, Cool, and Tough. (Yes, contests are a thing in Blazed Glazed.)

Hugbug, on the other hand, is smart, tough, and cute.

Battery Shroom. Everyone seems to be smart and tough on Honey’s team so far.

A look at the types on Sap’s moves.

Meanwhile, Honey wastes a bunch of Poke Balls trying to catch a Zigzagoon…

…and, six Poke Balls later, she succeeds! And ElderSchmidt is happy.

Spoiler: Honey names a LOT of her Pokemon for very loud screams.

She wastes her other two balls on Tailow, because the ghost of Quickwave will never die. (Neither one succeeds.)

It’s handy to know how to cut things.

And it’s back to the shop.

The democracy voting timer says “Next voting possible in 1.” One what? At any rate, Honey leaves before anything can happen here.

And it’s back to Terry’s gym.

This is Twitch Plays Pokemon. Of course fossils are exciting!

This is what Honey’s team looks like after beating him.

Finally we get to battle Gym Leader Terry. “Let’s see if you can stand the pressure while the very ground beneath you quivers!” he tells us.

Will we, or won’t we?

BBC uses a tactical Howl while Golett Protects itself. Unfortunately, BBC is still underleveled, and Golett uses Magnetude 7 to OHKO her.

Overlevelled Grotle gets set out. Between the type advantage and the eleven-level difference, you can probably guess how well the battle goes for Terry.

Two Absorbs KO Golett, and heal all the damage Grotle suffers from a measley Magnetude 9. Grotle grows to Level 36 (and, I must note, doesn’t evolve).

Next victim.

Wow, it’s even worse off. One Absorb KO’s it.

Sandslash quickly realizes how doomed he is, and does the only sane thing to do in this circumstance.

Run and hide both.



This only delays the inevitable Absorb.

Terry uses a Super Potion.

Rather than bury its head in the sand, Sandslash faces its fears and does its trademark move.

It does a whopping twelve points of damage, which Sapping Turtle gets back by using Absorb on it anyway.

Miraculously, it hangs in there.

Terry is just determined to delay the inevitable.

“Yes, I know I’m going to lose, but I’m not going to make it easy for you.”

(Disclaimer: he never actually says this in-game.)

The crit matters, taking Sandslash down.

Well, it’s nice to hear some positivity. We get the Dirt Badge, the Dig TM, and some praise.

“artifacts…”



You’re telling us. These are the Voices you’re talking to. We take directions from rocks.

Aaaand I see that the next voting is still possible in “1.” Whatever “1” means.

To be continued…