A portrait of Tom Carideo, as he stands near the shattered windshield of his car in Chicago on Sunday. Last night, Carideo was driving his car near the North Coast music festival on the city's Near West Side when a naked man threw his backside onto Carideo's windshield, shattering it. The man was later tasered , arrested and transported to a local hospital to remove the shards of glass. (Stacey Wescott / Chicago Tribune)