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“Platinum” Mike Perry is the epitome of The Florida Man, always saying and doing crazy, cringe, or downright dumb stuff. None are more cringeworthy than this latest announcement: He says that because he took a DNA test that found he is 2 percent African, he is “legally allowed” to say the n-word.

Mike Perry claims on Instagram he can use the n-word because he is "2% African" according to a DNA test. Good god, man. FOH. pic.twitter.com/7WGQ7tntjI — Josh Sánchez (@jnsanchez) May 12, 2018

I really have nothing else to say about this.

Insomnia

I’m not sure what Nate Diaz expects Georges St-Pierre to clear up -- confess to the cheating the Diaz brothers think he did in Montreal? Slipping him a Mickey? Does this mean Nate WON’T fight him unless he “clears that shit up?”

Mackenzie Dern missing weight by seven pounds surprised me, only because I thought she was already fighting at Flyweight ... she definitely needs to move up after this. That’s disgraceful.

Guess that scale didnt help pic.twitter.com/fAgGeSEnTx — Zombie Prophet (@ZPGIFs) May 11, 2018

Amanda Cooper was NOT happy about it.

Amanda Cooper is maaaad pic.twitter.com/WuQALh7gX8 — FOX Sports: UFC (@UFCONFOX) May 11, 2018

Angela Hill explained why this didn’t make any sense.

I understand why this stuff happened when there wasn’t a Flyweight weight class but this is ridiculous. I’ve been begging for a matchup and she’s about to fight twice since I last fought. Say what you want about my popularity but at least I show up like a professional. https://t.co/rGyeMawfGA — Angela Hill (@AngieOverkill) May 11, 2018

Every strawweight would have titties if they got to weigh in at 123 lbs!!!! And I still have an ass at 115. *sashays out* https://t.co/CtUX9uwxP6 — Angela Hill (@AngieOverkill) May 12, 2018

This meme is appropriately savage for the weird Yair Rodriguez cutting by Dana White.

I saw this fight in person, and I’m not sure why you would ever cut this guy. No one on the roster is throwing these kicks.

This is truly an amazing face swap. I didn’t even realize it was Rich ‘Ace’ Franklin rather than Ace Ventura.

This is still one of the best photoshopped pictures of me that I've ever seen! :) pic.twitter.com/IayTnpxHDD — Rich Franklin (@RichFranklin) May 10, 2018

The only solution to America’s drug problems ...

This is awesome!

Our main event for ROAD FC 047! Kungfu Panda Aorigele vs Kim Jae-Hun! pic.twitter.com/qlGu40fwrh — ROAD FC (로드FC) (@ROADFC) May 11, 2018

The way this guy was twitching afterward is not okay.

The next Bruce Buffer is Russian!

Greatest ring announcer ever at Battle on Volga 4. pic.twitter.com/8djtDT9GZj — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) May 11, 2018

The Battle on Volga 4 was a great MMA card all told:

the fighters just went ot there at Battle on Volga pic.twitter.com/gF7gXJV2rv — Jolassanda (@Jolassanda) May 11, 2018

The Firstfruits of the Weekend KO harvest

Enjoy this delayed reaction KO!

And this one:

Diego Domingos KO's Maikon Ferreira. That was.. strange. Looked like his brain short circuited. #ShootoBrasil83 pic.twitter.com/YlZO6ecPFo — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) May 12, 2018

Head kicks!

Daniel "Miojo" Lacerda makes quick work of Yarlei Junior. Wheel kick, to high kick and punches. Followed by a quick crew dance routine. #ShootoBrasil83 pic.twitter.com/yxO9K1A1I0 — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) May 12, 2018

Ramis Teregulov destroys José Agustin via first round head kick. Battle on Volga 4 pic.twitter.com/XMAg0FgizQ — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) May 11, 2018

DAMN. Marta Waliczek KO's Karina Vasilenko via R3 head kick at Battle on Volga 4. New bantamweight champ. pic.twitter.com/AepVFbxsuv — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) May 11, 2018

Ground work, works!

Geraldo de Freitas submits Rafael Apocalipse via mata leão in R1. AND STILL Shooto BW champ. Wants a shot in the UFC. #ShootoBrasil83 pic.twitter.com/H11p4gT1bV — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) May 12, 2018

Hernani Perpétuo TKO's Raimundo Reginaldo at the end of a wild first round. #ShootoBrasil83 pic.twitter.com/elUcdvRwM5 — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) May 12, 2018

Cauata Samuel submits Marcos Silva via 1st round armbar. #ShootoBrasil83 pic.twitter.com/T2KqVRcglU — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) May 12, 2018

When the overhand lands:

WOW! What a knockout by Javy Ayala (@Eyecandyayala)



Javy returns to the cage this Saturday LIVE & FREE on @paramountnet! #Bellator199 pic.twitter.com/tr1d0QaACa — Bellator MMA (@BellatorMMA) May 11, 2018

A reminder of the goodness we are in for when UFC goes to Calgary this summer:

First one was a non-title. This time the Violenceweight strap is on the line. May the best man win. #UFCCalgary pic.twitter.com/cw69ua0C4g — caposa (@Grabaka_Hitman) May 11, 2018

Sand wrestling!

Park Won Mi advances to the finals pic.twitter.com/YUwede5A9a — MEGATON (@BasedDongeezus) May 11, 2018

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