"Dude, come on. Heights won't kill you."

"It's not being high up that I'm worried about, it's falling that I'm concerns me, Sun."

"Psh, quit being a baby. Just a quick climb up to their room, and we'll see what they're up to. Five bucks says that Yang wears panties and a tank top to bed."

"I don't know, I think that she'd be a bit classier than panties. Maybe like shorts or something. But what about Weiss, huh? I wonder what she wears," Neptune pondered out loud.

"Why are you so in to her? She's a total bitch, and seems kinda racist."

"Nah, that's just how honest people react to you," Neptune joked, jabbing the Faunus with his elbow.

"Very funny. So are we going to do this or what?"

Neptune looked up at the building they were to climb, and a lump formed in his throat at the thought of climbing 4 stories with no safety gear. "Uh… I don't know, maybe we should just take the stairs?"

"Don't be such a loser, we might get to see Yang or Blake naked, dude!"

"But what about Ruby? Isn't she like 15 or something?"

"They wouldn't let her run around without clothes on," Sun said, remarkably self-assured.

Neptune again looked up at the dormitory. "It's a long way up," he replied, "but seeing Weiss would be nice. Heh, it'd be Weiss."

Sun gave him a disgusted look. "Get the fuck out."

"But you laugh when Yang makes puns!"

"Yeah, well she has tits."

"Fair enough," Neptune huffed, still a bit put off.

"Alright, so you go first."

"What?! No!"

Sun let out an enormous sigh. "Don't be such a little scared-y shit. All you have to do is hold on and you'll be fine."

Neptune shook out his arms, and steeled himself for the climb. He grasped the first ledge and hefted himself up, straightening his arms, and then swinging his long legs up to his right, struggling to get himself completely on the ledge.

Sun stood at the base of the building, watching in horror at the un-athletic display in front of him. "Dude, you look like you're a fish out of water. Maybe you belong in a combat skirt like the Ice Queen."

Neptune blushed and scrambled up to his feet. "Well, I'd like to see you do better!"

Sun grinned, then sprinted to the wall, easily scaling up to where Neptune was, then continuing up to the second floor. "You were saying?" he laughed before continuing, "Jeez, for a nerd, you're really dumb some times."

"Yeah, well for someone who runs from the cops so much, you sure are putting on some weight around the middle there, aren't you?"

"Hey, that's this Vale baking and you know it! I can't resist the banana bread and neither can you!"

"Justify it however you want, but you have to admit, your 6-pack isn't as refined as it once was!"

"Yeah, well last one up to their room has to buy the next loaf!" Sun yelled before springing up to the next ledge.

"Hey! That's cheating!" Neptune yelled before scrambling up after the Faunus.

By the time Neptune had caught up to Sun, he was already up at team RWBY's open window, preparing to jump to the nearby tree.

"Sun!" Neptune whispered, halting him with his arm before he could make the leap, "What are you doing?!"

"I can't see anything from here, and it sounds like they're about to go do something! They might leave before we can see anything!"

"Alright, then go!" Neptune said, half guiding, half shoving Sun towards the tree.

Sun nearly tripped off the ledge, but managed to make enough of a recovery to grab a hold of the tree, and save himself from a long drop. He then climbed out to the branch across from the girls' room and suspended himself by his tail.

Neptune strained to hear what was going on in the room, and managed to pick up Ruby's "…tonight near Yang to go over what we've found. Let's do this!"

"Yeah!" Sun yelled from his perch.

"SUN! How did you get up there?!" Yang's voice rang out in surprise.

"Ah, it's easy, I do it all the time."

"YOU DO WHAT?!" Weiss's voice was indignant, and Neptune could only imagine how cute she looked when she was angry.

"I climb trees all the time!" Sun provided quickly, before swinging into the room.

Neptune readjusted his grip, hoping that Sun wouldn't leave him out on the ledge for long. They'd been doing these sort of shenanigans since they hit puberty, with Sun always getting into trouble, and Neptune always just along for the ride.

Team RWBY all popped their heads out of their window not long after. Trying to keep his cool in front of Weiss, he casually greeted them with a "Sup". What an idiot. Weiss wouldn't like that. She's a heiress, someone of class, he should have said something more… more… well-mannered? No, then he'd look stiff. Just play it cool, no one cares what you said, he rationalized.

Ruby was the first to respond, "How did you even get up here?"

"I have my ways. Seriously though, can I come in? We're like, really high up right now."

After Ruby assigned him and Sun to pair up with Yang and Blake respectively, she promptly dragged his Snow Angel out of the dorm. Blake and Yang followed, but Sun lingered a moment.

"Dude! This is your chance! Yang drives a motorcycle, that's your chance to make a move!" he said excitedly before slugging him on the arm and sprinting out the door to follow Blake.

"Right…," Neptune replied, still a bit peeved at missing his chance at spending some time with Weiss, but Yang seemed nice. She sure had a great personality.

Weiss didn't have such a great personality, but she was still cute.

Neptune froze.

When Sun talked about a girl's personality, did he mean…?

Neptune groaned.