thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What if it bites itself and I die? It’s voodoo. What if it bites me and someone else dies? That’s correlation, not causation. what if we bite each other and neither of us die that’s kinky oh my god this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.