As soon as I saw the Narwhal on the package, I knew the time had come. I was full of eager anticipation as I unwrapped the box, and boy, was I in for a wonderful surprise.

My secret santa enclosed a touching letter which brought a smile to my face. I received thoughtful gifts - clearly a product of thorough stalking (I salute you!) - and each one brought a smile to my face.

Firstly, the Mayonnaise. I absolutely love the stuff, and put it on everything. I received a lovely big tube Best Foods Mayo infused with Olive Oil. Usually I'm very brand loyal to the 'Hellmans' stuff I get in Scotland, but this tastes simply amazing!

I also received sun screen to protect my from the sun on my travels when I move to Australia next week. Again, very thoughtful, as my secret santa rightfully realized that we don't see much of this life-giver back in Scotland.

The coffee beans and espresso mug/saucer were also a delightful addition, and I'm enjoying a fine mug of San Diego coffee as I write this.

Finally, last but not least, the Dolphin coaster. What can I say - who doesn't love Dolphins? This finely crafted piece of local apparatus will be put to good use throughout the festive period as I 'coast' my drinks in style.

Secret Santa - thank you kindly for bringing such a huge smile to my face, and your gifts of 'awesomeness' have been received with much gratitude all the way over in the climes of dreary Scotland. I wish you all the very best!