First of all, thank you Paul from London. Thank you SO FREAKING MUCH. This is simply the most amazing package I've ever received, second only to Superman and Doctor Who socks that arrived shortly before it, so literally the two best packages I've ever received in my life came today, and this one is extra special and perfectly timed. I'm amazed.

I was in need of any drink other than soda, I'm trying to cut back, and this week has been tight, so here I was unhappily drinking water and eyeballing an unopened 2 liter of coke, and that's when I saw the mailman carrying a big beautiful white cardboard box. Inside it was the biggest cache of teas I've ever seen in my life, and not only that, they were all selected to appease my sweet-tooth palette with fruit teas of all sorts, and I'm not kidding. Oriental Berry, White Peony w/ Pink Rose Buds, Wild Berry, Queen of Berries, and the one I'm drinking now, Royal Star. I can't explain to you the heaven that is now rolling over my face and down into my belly. I literally feel amazing, through my nose burrows a soft and ever present sweet wild berry smell, it's like the moment spring turns to summer. I simply have never tasted anything this good before, and that's including albacore fresh off the boat, my until now all time favorite thing.

This is not all.

Also included was my very first English tea mug, straight from Stoke. Bone China may have to appear in my next tattoo, who knows. The mug works wonderfully and is now my favorite mug as well.

But that's not all, I also got a tea strainer! It is simply gorgeous, with decorative supports that put me in awe. I can not believe how much time and effort was put in to this, thank you again, Paul, you saved my tongue's happiness from turning to dispare, and you included an amazing Union Jack Alien to boot! I'm so happy, you have no idea! THANK YOU!