Editor's Note: With a tip of the cap to the man, we bid Maynard James Keenan adieu. This is MJK's final column for Up on the Sun, as he's devoting 2013 to more music and more wine. You won't have to wait too long to hear some of the fruits...

The latest in our revisit of some the best New Times columns by Tool's frontman.

The latest in our revisit of some the best New Times columns by Tool's frontman.

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