motoproponent Demon of the Glass Vagina



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Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: El Sobrante Motorcycles: 2014 KTM 1190ADV Name: Jeffe

I hate this F@ck!n& bike, but you should totally buy it SOLD!!



This is a 2007 BMW K1200R Sport



I hate this fucking bike! every time I make the payment I'm reminded of how much more I love my Bandit 1200S. Here's your chance to capitalize on my hatred of the BMW roundel and relieve me of the troll occupying space in my garage.



The only thing it does well is felony speeding for hours at a time. It would be an OK touring rig but there are no decent luggage options except the crummy BMW factory soft bags that are as attractive as a genital wart and have the capacity to, maybe, carry two complete ham sandwiches.





It's bone stock because anything made to fit it is hand carved by god out of billet unobtanium, and I don't have that kind of credit limit. I did manage to get custom saddle made by Bill Mayer. It doesn't feel like any other beemer out there. Of course this one has all the factory options for decreased reliability. Electronic Suspension Adjustment, Remote Tire Pressure Monitors, Krypto-Whamidyne Trip Computer, Heated Handgrips, and a Star Wars Jedi Mind Trick activator that compels the weak minded to say "Niiiiice Biiike, How fast does it go??!?!"



The Good: Speeding tickets in comfort and style



The Bad: It's a BMW K1200R Sport



Comes With: The stock pipe and BMW North America's eternal gratitude for stemming the tide of hatefull, angry emails flooding the corporate inbox.



The Particulars: Cash or trade for a Hypermotard or KTM 990/950 Supermoto of equal/greater value. 22000 miles, Reg paid up till March 2011



Check back on the 15th of each month because every time I make a payment the price will drop. There is very little wiggle room in the price because that's what I owe



If you like this bike this is the cheapest one you will find. It won't last forever because sooner or later a Ducati Dealership will take it as a trade in. I'm actively shopping it around.



If you buy it or trade me I will be so happy I will totally find a way to get your dick sucked, by some one hot. Plus I will quit chiming in on every thread to spew venom about BMW's motorcycles



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"Cause there's nothing else to do really,...except smoke meth and make babies" - Cdgskater

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"How wrong can a butt be, really"- WandaMaximoff __________________"Cause there's nothing else to do really,...except smoke meth and make babies" - Cdgskater"If I had a boat made of fish skeletons and guano, this is where I would tie it up"-GiorgioFurioso"How wrong can a butt be, really"- WandaMaximoff Last edited by motoproponent; 09-02-2010 at 01:39 PM .. Reason: Sold, and no cocksucking had to take place :-)