The world’s most red-hot political controversy continues! But not here. Here we are talking about fukkin’ T-shirts.

So, if you remember from anÂ earlier post, last weekÂ I took umbrage with the coverage that an online T-shirt retailer, Liberty Maniacs, was receiving as they fended off a complaint from a lawyer representing the campaign of Bernie Sanders. Liberty Maniacs has created a T-shirt incorporating a barely transfigured version of the trademarked Sanders campaign logo, and dressed it up in the noble garb of “parody”, which is, of course, protected speech. Half a zillion websites rushed to the defense of Liberty Maniacs, calling Bernie Sanders a crusty old cocksucker with no sense of humor, and why can’t his high powered lawyers–from WALL STREET?!? Wouldn’t thatÂ be fucking IRONIC!–just leave Liberty Maniacs alone to sell their knockoffs of Mr. Robot merchandise in peace?

Now,Â I loves me some parody, and I am not saying that what Liberty Maniacs has done isn’t necessarily fair use of the logo. Under the law, there are many kinds of fair use of protected trademarks. But I am dubious as to whether what Liberty Maniacs has done is genuine parody.

To drive that point home, I created a T-shirt mock-upÂ that incorporated Liberty Maniacs’ own trademarked logo, and contacted the company’s owner, Dan McCall, asking if he would consider my shirt to beÂ parody or infringement. I also posted a link to ourÂ resultingÂ exchange on the website of the lawyer defending Liberty Maniacs, one Paul Levy of Public Citizen, a non-profit citizen’s advocacy group.

Paul contacted me through my websiteÂ and by e-mail, and we eventually spoke on the phone. Although he apparently has no horse in the raceÂ as to whether my T-shirt scheme is itself a parody, he had a lot to say about Liberty Maniacs’ work, as he has defended them several times (successfully) against claims like the one the Sanders campaign’s lawyer is making.

Paul then sent me a detailed commentary on this matter, which also touched on our personal conversations. Here is what he had to say, with my ripostes spliced in.Â (Note: most of Paul’s commentsÂ can also be foundÂ in a blog on his own web page.)

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You have gone seriously astray in three respects. First, you are apparently focused on ways in which people do parodies of logos â€“ certainly if it is the logo that is being parodied, then you make changes in the logo. But if the objective is to parody the trademark owner, then by all means the logo can be used to identify the trademark owner. We often see that with respect to attacks on Barack Obama, which use his familiar Obama rising sun logo, unchanged, in the context of disagreeable criticism (for example, hereÂ and here. Similarly, we often see attacks on Wal-Mart, using its familiar blue-block name with a star in the middle, perhaps with the cursive Always across it, but coupled with words that express disdain for what Wal-Mart â€œalwaysâ€ does (for example hereÂ Â and here). Similarly. what McCall did here is use the Sanders campaignâ€™s logo to make clear which â€œBernieâ€ is the target of his designâ€™s commentary, and he does it in a way that poses no likelihood of confusion about whether the campaign is behind it.

I think the critical issue here is the meaning of the word “parody”. Paul seems to be conflating it with another, related term: “satire”. Parody is specifically about transfiguring what is recognizeable to give it new meaning or expression. The examples he cites do indeed use all or part of a famous trademark,Â but the resulting parody turns the trademarked graphicÂ against itself to comment on the mark’s owner. So Obama’s “O” becomes a letter in the term “B.O.”, which are the President’s initials, but also the abbreviation for body odor. The completed comment, “B.O. Stinks”, is then obviously a clever political commentary, but one that would lose much of its content and worth without the benefitÂ of the Obama logo.

Likewise, the use of the Wal-Mart logo in the other examples leaves the graphicÂ “Wal-Mart” alone, but then lampoons another part of Wal-Mart’s advertisements, the text and graphic regarding Wal-Mart’s “always low prices”. Taken as a whole, the trademark has beenÂ parodied, and through it, Wal-Mart has been ridiculed. The message could have been delivered using the same words but not theÂ existing graphics, but the message would lack any punch.

In the case of Liberty Maniacs,Â the entire Sanders logo is intact except for a tiny change to a small graphic of a star, changing it into something resembling a Soviet star. Is that enough to call it a parody? Perhaps. But this is a veryÂ meager innovation, and if the Sanders logo were put on a T-shirt alone with only that small change, it is doubtful most people would recognizeÂ the innuendo.

The T-shirt thus requires more than just the Sanders logo to sell the message, soÂ a cartoon of Sanders’ face alongside the faces ofÂ famous communists isÂ added, as well asÂ a tag line under the logo that reads “is my comrade” (Collectively, “Sanders is my comrade”). But the term “is my comrade” refers to nothing in the existing logo (the true Sanders logo does not say “Sanders is my” anything.) Therefor, this additional text is not like the Wal-Mart example where “Wal-Mart’s low prices” becomes “Wal-Mart’s low wages.”

But for the tiny modification of the star, the Sanders logo has not, in any real way, been turned against itself. Sanders is being called a communist, in so many words, which does mock his avowed socialism,Â but nothing about the Sanders logo is necessary forÂ the gag. There is already a picture of Bernie on the shirt, and that plusÂ any use of the name “Bernie” in any typefaceÂ would sell the message. The use of the trademark doesÂ evoke Bernie Sanders, but no more than his own name does. That is why the shirt, though plausibly a satire (i.e. a jest of Sanders’ affiliation with a movementÂ often viewed negatively in a democratic country) is not really a parody of anything.

In short:

1) The logo itself is not being parodied.

2) The trademarkÂ is not beingÂ used to comment on the mark’s owner.

3) The use of the logo is not beneficialÂ to the humor or the political content of the shirt.

Second, your blog post and particularly your chat incorrectly suggest that you need â€œpermissionâ€ from a trademark owner to do a parody using its logo. That is a foolish suggestion: parody is protected both by the fair use defense to the Lanham Act and by the First Amendment; indeed, when a parody is plainly a parody, it does not create an actionable likelihood of confusion (if the mark is â€œfamous,â€ then dilution considerations come into play and the analysis is a bit different).

I am well aware, of course, that one does not seek “permission” for parody. My conversation with Liberty Maniacs owner Dan McCall was simply to suss out whether he considered the explicit and unaltered use of his own company logo on an unflattering T-shirt to be parody or infringement. My conversation, if anything, made plain MY view: that it would be infringement–at least in this context–and that I thought I should get his permission before I pulled what he pulled with the Sanders logo. If McCallÂ said that he didn’t mind, then at least he would be consistent.

(FYI: after sendingÂ the mock-up to McCall, he has offered me no opinion on whether he thinks it is parody, and certainly no permission to play with his logo even if he thinks it is not.)

In fact, although your reproduction of the â€œchatâ€ you conducted with Dan McCall elides this part of the conversation, McCall told you exactly that. I was a bit suspicious and so I asked both you and McCall about that. When we spoke on the phone, you equivocated but ultimately denied having been told by McCall that you did not need permission. However, McCall has supplied me with an unexpurgated version of the chat, and at the location where your image of the chat says â€œa bit of the chat got lost when my computer crashed,â€ he told you that, if what you were doing was a parody, you didnâ€™t need his permission. Certainly that was a convenient â€œcomputer crash.â€ But I do not appreciate the fact that you lied to me when we spoke.

Let me tell you something, people: if you ever find yourself running an online store that sellsÂ cheap merchandise entirely dependent onÂ parasitizing pop culture, Paul Levy is the kind of prick you want on your side when the owners of the intellectual property you’ve pirated come kicking in your door. (I’m already saving up for his retainer!)

I did speak to Paul on the phone, and suffice it to say I have never had anyone so aggressively try to buffalo me, and I’m from Buffalo.Â ButÂ when I finally did make Paul stick a sock in it long enough for me to get a word in edgewise, he immediately hung up on me like a common pussy.

Finally, you have asked me a number of times to tell me whether â€œmy clientâ€ objects to your what you characterize as a â€œhilarious parody.â€ I have tried to explain to you that I am not McCallâ€™s general counsel. I have represented him a few times to defend some of his parodies. I have never represented me in affirmative enforcement of HIS intellectual property. And he has not asked me for help in addressing your design,; thus I have no occasion to address whether you have done a parody. In fact, to my knowledge, McCall has done nothing to stop you. Whether that is because he thinks what you are doing is a protected parody, or whether it is because he thinks you are making a play for attention by trying to bait him into objecting so that you can make a stink about it, you would have to ask him.

Far be it from me to make a play for attention, since I could never hope to top the skills of Paul’sÂ client, who has used the occasion of the cease and desist order he received from the Sanders campaign to blast the world with cries of injustice that would make a Syrian refugee weep. I would never hesitate to defend those products of McCall’sÂ that featured the craft or wit necessary to rise to the level of honest parody. It’s an easy bar to reach, butÂ one thatÂ I am not convinced DanÂ has cleared.