I will hand deliver the package to you anywhere in the US or Canada! Right to your front door! Why settle for UPS or FedEx when you can have me deliver the goods myself? Before choosing this package, please ensure that you live somewhere awesome (and preferably warm). We can hang out, watch a Blu-Ray, play some XBox, and hit a bar or nightclub of your choice. I'll even spring for the limo. Just don’t ask me to sleep on your couch or have dinner at your grandma’s house because that would make things awkward.

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