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One day at Guantanamo... Man: I was a taxi driver! I'm innocent! I never did... Man 2: Yeah, yeah... take this P.O.S. unperson terrorist out back shoot his Muslim as- Man 3: Stop everything! Mr. Ghailani is a registered Delaware corporation!! In accordance with citizens united v. federal election commission 08-205, corporations are people.... people with rights! Exhibit A: my client's certificate of incorporation! Man 4: "Jihad 'R' Us, Inc."? Man 2: This isn't a guy... this guy is a man! Let him loose! Man 2: You owe me $50 for the filing fee. Let freedom ring for abstract legal entities!