Transamerica Day 32: The Pie Day By on

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Date: August 27, 2010

From: Marshfield, MO

To: Golden City, MO

Distance: 81.63 miles

Time: 7:28:42

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Darkness. The ak ak, ak ak ak of some nighttime insects. One goes off, another answers. No traffic. An eerie glow of the light near the shower block. When I crawl out of my tent and walk towards it, I notice the moon is also exposing everything. The buildings, the slippery slide and swings. I stop. Look up. Pray mosquitos don’t attack my bare legs while I’m gawping here.

All the stars are wrong. My brain spins wildly looking for a rail to hang onto, something familiar and solid in the night sky. The absence of the Southern Cross throws me completely and I can’t really focus on one constellation. I just don’t know what any of them are without my giant southern icon in the sky.

Its absence makes me homesick.

But it doesn’t stop me staring, searching for a glimmer of recognition. These stars are bright. And there. Can’t say I ever really look up at the night sky in New York. Too busy looking for cash on the sidewalk and trying not to make eye contact with the crazies.

The light pollution pretty much wrecks it anyway.

Back in my tent and the ak aks invade my ears again. I record a quick voice note, then ak ak ak zzzzzz. I shall dream of nothing—I can’t remember having one dream since I started this thing—but if I do, I’m hoping it will be of pie.

Pie still sits gloating in my belly as I lie here drifting off. Flip the chest door of this country open, you’ll find a golden piece of pie glowing there. Pie makes America magical. Pie makes America loved.

Pie is what brought me here tonight.

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Breakfast in Marshfield has no pie. The Holiday Inn minion is so slow at putting out the hot breakfast items that all I get is cereal. Which is sad, because one way I justify getting hotels is thinking of the money I save on buying breakfast.

No such luck here. Shoving an extra milky bowlful of cereal into my pie hole that has no pie, I glare at him. It’s six-thirty in the morning for pie’s sake, what’s he doing? Chomp. Scowl. Then he disappears again. I see a supervisor come in, examine the empty hot food area, check the time and mumble something to herself as she marks a little note on her checklist.

Dude’s gonna get paddled by that lady. And what for? Not putting out the reheated, rubberized sausage and congealed fake eggs? I’m better off not eating that anyway. Not when there’s pie in my future.

The goal is Golden City, Missouri. It’s rare to read any TransAmerica account and not hear about the pie in Golden City. As I wheel off into the morning, I half expect to see a giant glowing sphere of meringue on the horizon in the direction I’m headed.

A pie beacon. But nothing is there. Just miles to cover and another Ozark up-down, self-propelled-rollercoaster day.

Across the interstate at 7:15am and down onto a semi-busy road. Relax. I love mornings like this that give me a little ramp-up time. Not those ‘just straight into it, let’s see if you survive’ mornings.

Waking up by slight degrees just as the day does. Legs tingling into a rhythm. Breathing steady. Just basking in the sun coming up.

Listening to the sounds. I must remember this forever. I must.

Insects in the grass, chatting for no reason. Frogs, crickets, bird warbles. The sounds of the day broken only by the melodious tones of a dog ambush.

Ah, another glorious day, another glorious pooch yell-fest.

The hills are steep and stabby, but mercifully short for the most part. My brain is still confused, but I won’t allow it to think the word easy. For once that is planted, hard comes along to wreck the tea party and I don’t want that.

When I really think about it, it’s not easy at all. But the short, sharp climbs happen with such regularity that I have no time to focus on the horror of any one in particular. I don’t get to the top and think “I will remember that one for the rest of my puny life”.

No. More like, “Yay, the top! Oh, there’s another one.”

A realization: I feel physically good today. Like my legs are in for a bit of tough love but completely up to the challenge. It’s a muscle day. Up muscle, down crank, up muscle. A heavy lifting, gritting teeth day.

The burn. The pain. It all gets thrown on my determination fire and I seem to be finding joy in the suffering of gutting it out to get to the top. A flying run-up, get halfway, then down to my middle ring, then down to small, stand up and grind. Sharp and tight turns of the cranks. Sit down and finish it off.

Quick reprieve then rinse. Repeat.

Two days ago, I would’ve given up on that hill. It’s a thought I have many times. Almost 30 miles in 2.5 hours. Been a while since I’ve seen those kinds of numbers. Glancing down at the Garmin I note my average speed is up. As it ticks up, so does my happiness.

At a gas station in Everton, I call the number of a bike hostel I’d read about. The girl tells me she has no idea what I’m talking about and we part on ‘bad number’ terms. Strange. I decide I’ll call when I get closer to Golden City, then buy a packet of beef jerky to gnaw on. There is no real food in this gas station. Not much else to do but buy something packaged that I know won’t kill me.

Carry on. Into the day’s belly. I am swallowed whole.

I don’t moo at the Friesian cows as I go past, but I admire how their black and white cookie-ness sets them off against the green rolling pastures. They just stand there and watch, chewing. Thoughtful. Bored.

There’s still no shoulder, so I’m very conscious of sticking close to the edge of the road as cars and trucks barrel by. Keep my ears swiveled for the familiar sound of revving engines breaking up the peaceful sounds of farm life. It serves me well.

Not everything is perfect. It’s hot. Arm coolers are effective only if you can keep them constantly damp, and the heat makes these effective for all of 10 minutes at a time. Less if you’re climbing. Then they just dry out and become very snug sunscreen. Still, I don’t roll them down. Every so often, I just stop and squeeze some more water on them. It’s enough to keep me going and I’m not worried about running out of water today. For once, I’m not worried.

One walk. There’s always one. A massively long downhill and I fly, fly, fly. But then a massively long climb and I just don’t have the legs for it. Make it three quarters of the way before I decide I might as well just walk it up. Give my legs a stretch. As each car approaches from behind, I stop, hug the road edge, and make eye contact to make sure they have registered I’m there. Most give me a wide berth.

For once, I am not discouraged by this walk. At the top, I feel kind of elated actually. Not far to go. And that means just one thing.

Not far to pie.

Before long, I make the final turn and hit the straight road that will take me to Golden City. I know it’s close, the water tower in the distance tells me so. It takes a while to get there, but I’m feeling good. It’s still early afternoon and the day has rolled out perfectly. A balanced mix of difficult and manageable.

The main street seems very low key. Subdued. But I see the sign for Cooky’s Cafe and my brain fills with three simple letters.

Later, Brain. Later.

Checking the number I have scribbled down for the bike hostel, I call. At this point, I would like to say that if you have a business that is no longer functioning, you should remember to, oh, I dunno, take down your website advertising how awesome that business is. Because people write down numbers and take notice. Don’t just get on the phone and say “oh, we haven’t had that for years.” And before saying that, don’t say “I’m having trouble understanding your accent” because certain sensitive people are liable to cry. Not me. But some people.

Trust. I have issues. I didn’t trust the Adventure Cycling maps. They didn’t list the bike hostel. And now I know there’s a good reason for that. It ain’t there. But, when all else fails, try the city park. I creep down the short drive to inspect.

Swings dangle. A roundabout stands still, and a slippery slide looks plastic. I’m in front of the shower structure and looking towards a pavilion. Plenty of room to put up my tent in there in a nice freestanding manner. But I’m feeling nervous. It is completely deserted. A city park in a strange town and here’s me, by myself.

And still, no pie.

A decision is made. Rather than set up all my stuff and risk leaving it unattended, I will brave the spider-filled cement shower, get cleaned up, repack Zimmerman and the whole lot of us will head to Cooky’s.

I emerge from the shower, plan half in motion, and begin repacking the bag when four girls ranging from maybe five to eight years old appear around a corner. One is carrying a small cat. The cat is not amused. They appear startled as they round the corner and stop dead in their tracks. These no-good girlos up to no good. Pure mischief rings their faces, and it doesn’t take them long to regain their composure.

“Have you seen a little girl?” one asks, and I say no. I pack. They watch. And then watch longer. Fidgeting. Finally, they get bored of this strange, wet-haired person and wander off to create mischief with the playground equipment. I feel very good about taking all my stuff with me. Not that I think these girls would steal anything, but kids up to mischief do stupid things. These looked like girls who had a bit of the stupid in them.

Down the street to Cooky’s. It’s about 5.30pm or so. Ignoring street etiquette, I park right in front on the pavement and remove my handlebar bag. Check Zimmerman’s position. The flag is at an awesome ‘over here, ma’ angle.

Cleaned up, I now look like a regular person just out for a bite of pie. But they’re onto me at Cooky’s Cafe. Biker spotted. Sliding into a booth, the waitress brings over the bike book to sign and I flip through to read the witty, thankful ramblings and gushing praise held within. I won’t sign it yet. I HAVEN’T HAD THE PIE!

This joint is jumpin’. Cheerleaders, families, high school kids. They’re all in here for dinner and after practice milkshakes. Conversation rings from one end of the room to the other. I feel rude for taking an entire booth, but what can I do?

Ice water at one hand, sweet iced tea at the other, I listen as the special is rattled off. Pork chop with veggies. She has me at pork chop. Somehow, she manages to interpret the dribbly sounds falling out the corner of my mouth as: ‘I’ll have that’.

I’m too nervous to even ask about the pie. It had eyed me most droolingly when I walked in. A whole glass case full to my left. Pies sitting proudly on their haunches, showing a bit of glaze, a hint of meringue. Glistening out the glass and hoping I’ll pick them. Giant, plentiful pies.

Delighted apprehensive tension fills my belly. It’s ok, belly. I will replace that with pie very soon.

But first, pork chop. Apple sauce. Corn. Mash. Fresh bread. I am in some kind of belly heaven. This plate stands no chance as I do what I haven’t done in a great many years: wipe the surface clean with the last piece of bread. Everything is gone. It is a complete massacre.

“Would you like some pie?”

I lift my eyes to the waitress’s face in a stupor. This angel will bring me pie. This angel will know what kind I should get.

“Well, people seem to like the coconut, that’s our most popular pie.”

She thinks a bit more.

“And the chocolate. People love the chocolate.”

After much deliberation, I go for the coconut. I’ve not really tried coconut pie before and when it turns up, my eyes turn to saucers. Two saucers covered with more pie.

The meringue is fluffy on top. Light. Alluring. The coconut flecks are clearly visible in the filling. Tentatively, I break this perfect thing with my spoon and put that spoonful of coconut heaven into my mouth. Close lips. Withdraw spoon.

Swoon.

It would be great to draw out each spoonful like that. To savor and flutter my eyelids and step fully into ecstasy land. But after that first taste, it takes me about two seconds to demolish that sucker. And then I’m left looking at an empty plate.

“Did you enjoy it?” I look up at the waitress. She’s kind of smirking. I think.

“Yes.”

I’m grinning, probably with coconut in my teeth.

“Now,” I say, looking very guilty and a little embarrassed. “I’d like the chocolate one.”

Don’t judge me.

This pie is very different in taste, but just as exquisite as the coconut. I take a little longer to devour it but devour it I do. As I sit there and look at my assortment of empty plates, the wreckage of my dinner, I feel strangely pleased with myself. This is the biggest meal I’ve had so far on this trip. The first meal where I’ve consumed rather than pecked at. The first time I’ve felt truly hungry. Perhaps I’m finally getting the hang of this thing?

But come on, stomach. Let’s get out of here.

It’s only 6.30pm when I get back to the park and those pesky kids are still there. Putting on some kind of performance for each other and squealing like, well, little girls.

Bag unpacked, I sit and stare at the mess of tent and sleeping bag and mat. I don’t like an audience. Don’t want to be watched as I fumble around with my gear. But I can’t wait forever, so fumble I do.

A woman pops out of the yard of the house next to the park, off to walk her dogs. Over she comes.

“Are you by yourself?” she asks, and we begin chatting. Her name is Alice.

“I live there,” she says, pointing to a house. She then points out the houses either side and tells me who lives in each one.

“If you need anything, you can just knock on my door. Or theirs. We like to keep an eye out for the bikers out here, especially if they’re on their own.”

And there it is again. That surprise in the heart at the kindness of strangers. A small act greatly appreciated.

“My mother will be very happy to hear of this,” I say. And she will.

Later, as I’m settling into the tent and kicking my feet inside my sleeping bag to flap it out, I ponder the meaning of life.

Is it to open yourself up to new things? To trust in people? To create a family? To build things? To work hard? To go out into the world and seek reality rather than live vicariously through others? 42?

Or is it just savoring a great piece of pie?

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