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User: Want to play D&D?





Cleverbot: What do you want to play?





User: D&D.





Cleverbot: What?





User: Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: I've never played that.





User: It's fine I'll guide you.





Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.





User: So what Race are you.





Cleverbot: Caucasian.





User: Okay Caucasian human.





Cleverbot: What country do you live within?





User: You are within the Kingdom of Vendrum. They have recently recovered from a devastating war with an army of warforged.





Cleverbot: What do you know about the police, you're a bot, right?





User: The imperial army as well as the raised levies police what remains of the kingdom.





Cleverbot: No, the dinosaurs.





User: So what class are you.





Cleverbot: I don't know.





User: Pick one Fighter, Rogue, Wizard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Barbarian, Bard, Ranger, Cleric, Paladin, Monk, or druid.





Cleverbot: I don't think I have a favorite.





User: Well just pick one doesn't have to a favorite.





Cleverbot: Ok, so what do you like?





User: I personally like Wizards.





Cleverbot: Okay.





User: So is that what you'll pick?





Cleverbot: No, I thought it was what you played. I play the guitar, and I recently got a ukulele and an organ.





User: Ok so you'll be a bard.





Cleverbot: If that's what you want.





User: Nice.





Cleverbot: Do you like slash?





User: You are sitting in a tavern, the "Flower and Mug", it's a simple tavern one the Country side. You are currently sitting at a table with a mug of ale. The tavern is sparsely populated.





Cleverbot: Hello ma'am. No thank you what else do you have?





User: You ask the one of the Tavern servers. A middle aged woman with brown Hair, "o well we also have some pork, eggs, or perhaps if that ale isn't strong enough we got some the good ol' dwarven whiskey".





Cleverbot: Thanks... Do you like motorbikes?





User: She gives you a confused look, "im not sure what that is".





Cleverbot: What about pickles?





User: "o ya we got some pickles, there right over there" she points to a large glass jar full of pickles.





Cleverbot: Make you do what?





User: Yep we make them ourselves. She says with a glint of pride in her eyes.





Cleverbot: Do you want that I be your slave?





User: Your comment catches her off guard. She hastily replies "umm, ah, if you want to talk about that then you need to talk to him about it" she points over to a large half orcish man standing near the bar.





Cleverbot: Seems to you to be yeah.





User: The large orcish man comes over to you. "so i heard you want to be our slave?" he says in a deep low pitched voice.





Cleverbot: Where do you live?





User: "right here".





Cleverbot: Where is right here.





User: "this tavern you got your drink from".





Cleverbot: I think not, but whatever.





User: "hmmph cheeky little bugger" he says seeming visibly annoyed by your comment.





Cleverbot: You are a naughty boy.





User: "what was that" he says with a loud angry voice, rage starting to fill his eyes.





Cleverbot: You said, ' What does insomnia mean?'.





User: "you trying to put words in my mouth boy?".





Cleverbot: Is the grass green?.





User: "you calling me grass there?".





Cleverbot: No, I'm calling you a bass.





User: "alright there you lil git" He winds up to punch you.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: His fist comes flying at you. How do you respond?





Cleverbot: To what?





User: The fist that's about to make contact with your face.





Cleverbot: What will you do if you like someone?





User: Not insult them probably.





Cleverbot: Do you like One Direction?





User: This fist does indeed go in "one direction" to your face. Take 4 damage.





Cleverbot: Who is your favorite member in one direction?





User: "ha knocked his sense right out of em" the orc tavern bartender says."had enough?" he says spitting the words out of his mouth.





Cleverbot: Who do you like more - Zayn Malik or Niall Horan?





User: This time he reels in and punches you in the gut.





Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.





User: You fight back and throw your punch.





Cleverbot: *pins you down and ties you up*.





User: The first punch catches him by surprise. He takes 2 damage. but then his fist makes contact with your gut as you take another 4 damage. In response you try to pin him down.





Cleverbot: Allow me to complement your critical thinking, but are you sure you remember the points accurately?





User: A good roll. you successfully pin this orc down and start tying him down. You begin to taunt him as you do this.





Cleverbot: How many kinds of processes are there?





User: First you pinned him down but it'll take another strength check to see if you can hold him down while you're tying him.





Cleverbot: Why another computer?





User: Another good roll you have subdued this orc and have him tied up.





Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend because I am a girl.





User: "gah beaten by a woman, it's a good thing my ol pap isn't here to see this".





Cleverbot: It's a good thing that you told a lie about me?





User: You see a man in simple clothing but with a cotton cap with a feather approach you from across the tavern.





Cleverbot: This is text. Tone of voice doesn't exist. Therefore, am I lying?





User: No.





Cleverbot: What kind of girls do you like?





User: Okay clever bot we're getting off topic here but good first session.



