Whatever, you have had this on the tip of your tongue for a while now, both within the city & all of those who live abroad. Detroit, I love you but sometimes, you really suck. Even if you love this city, I know all you hipsters out there are looking for a way to buck another trend (re: Detroit being a media darling) and what better way to be incredibly ironic than by denying your love for this city.

That said, anyone who lives in Detroit, or has visited knows this as fact. Detroit Sucks. It sucks your money, your car's value, your personal sense of safety and whatever kind of reassurances that being a normal human is possible more than any other major city in the world.

I once likened it to Willy Wonka's factory. Outsiders watch in awe as we somehow manage to survive here, and manage to be somewhat successful in our endeavors, but ain't no way they'd transport themselves down here to stay.

This shirt might piss you off because you love Detroit so much, I love Detroit too, I've just been around here long enough to know that it can really suck sometimes.

This is a hand printed shirt (ACTUALLY made in Detroit) made with love only available in one colorway right now: White shirt with Detroit Sewer Sludge Grey ink. I'm printing this on an Anvil 980 ringspun fashion fit shirt, they're nice. It's sort of designed to look like an iron-on, and the printing technique is designed to give off that vibe as well. Dig in.