This is the first alpha gameplay of Goat Simulator, a game created by Coffee Stain Studios. You play a goat that runs around performing stunts. You ever stared a goat in the eye before? They have those weird rectangular pupils. I've always wanted a pet goat but I've never had the land to keep one. Sometimes I think I'd be happier out in the country with a farmhouse and a bunch of acreage. Just live off the fat of the land, raise my own food, start a cult -- the simple life. "Did you say start a cult?" Not if you don't want to join I didn't.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, all of which were all super stoked about their goat dreams finally coming true.