WARNING: Video cannot be unheard. Do not watch if you have a fragile stomach.

The internet is full of weird things, but today we give you what is arguably the most bizarre thing that has ever graced your monitor screens.

This is the world ‘queefing’ championships, a competition that really does take the vile video crown.

In the 3.15 minute clip, two reasonably normal looking women called Debbie and Abby talk about their ‘wild sides’. Debbie claims to be ‘Queen lunatic’, while ‘prim and proper’ Abby has a regular life working as a nurse and looking after her two children.


The contestants (Picture: Liveleak)

‘Interesting to see that she can queef,’ the radio DJ quips. This is by no means an understatement because what happens next is beyond all comprehension.



While ‘Queen lunatic’ Debbie steps aside, Abby is unexpectedly shown in her underwear.

Abby does a quick warm up (Picture: Liveleak)

A microphone is then thrust between her legs. Queefing turns out to be fanny farting – and to take the crown you must do it as fast as you can.

There is even a ‘queef’ counter shown on screen.

The queef counter (picture: Live leak)

Debbie does not remove her clothes, but adopts a position that looks almost pornographic.

Debbie had a different method (Picture: LiveLeak)

We won’t spoil the surprise by telling you who wins, but the eventual queef champion snatches the crown by quite a large margin.

And we know the video is a bit old, but it’s been doing the rounds on Facebook so we just thought we’d share it with you.