I like to hang out with

girls

and

talk about

shoe shopping and

attractive

male

celebrities.

I think that smaller versions

of

everyday objects

are

cute.

I like to wear tight clothes

to show off

my body.

I spend a lot of time

thinking about

how

my hair looks.

I very much enjoy

hugging

other men

and do it at almost

every

opportunity.

But

in the end

I am sexually attracted to

women

quite exclusively.

It’s a darn shame.