Foreign Office, London: Top Secret documents have leaked showing the Foreign Office successfully prevented George W Bush from visiting Stonehenge while he was President, fearing he would accidentally push them over when he couldn't get out. This only days after Barack Obama successfully went to Stonehenge without going through the gift shop on his way back to the car park. In 2004, senior diplomats feared Bush, 6ft 2in, could have run hard into one of the stones and would have pushed it repeatedly in an attempt to get out as he panicked which could have pushed a number of them over like dominoes, according to simulations carried out at a secret government department. Stonehenge has not been pushed over for over 507 years, a record. (Video found in our YouTube video top 100 charts, updated daily [link]) Corrections: In yesterday's story: 'Scotland Could Vote Yes After All it seems that there were a number of errors: Gerald W McBurgshire is not the Chief Sporran of Scotland as we reported. James Bond is Scottish, the new Dr Who is Scottish but Alex Salmond is very very Scottish, we are happy to set the record straight. "Constitutional Crisis" is a catchall phrase when nobody knows what is going on, and not a wheeze to make MPs look busy as we claimed.