Sometimes you see a column so brazen that you think it must be a joke. That’s what happened to me early this morning when I was reading a recent piece from VICE titled: The Year in Male Tears. I kept thinking this must be some kind of humorous take, or a comedy routine I was just missing out on somehow. “Maybe I’m just not getting it,” I thought. However, by the time I got to the end, it was clear that this whole fucking thing was quite serious. Before I get into the meat of the post, let me show you the tweet that announced it…

I think you guys can see where this is going. Still, I imagined it would be a tongue-in-cheek kind of article. That didn’t mean I expected to like it, cause I still thought it would be utter shit. The double standard behind the whole #killallmen kind of feminist bullshit also gets to me, since I know they never give us any leeway when our side picks on them in similar ways. All of this is moot, though, since the dizzy bitch who wrote this article was for real. She really does hate men and is proud that this trend is taking hold among her skanky feminist friends. Don’t believe me? Take a look at some selected text:

But in 2015, misandry changed and chic got real. Misandry isn’t as simple as hating men. Just as misogyny is less a dislike of women and more a network of practice built on the oppression of women, misandry is a seething rage against patriarchal power, not just a dislike of men…

She goes on to cite Bill Cosby, Charlie Sheen, and James Deen as cases that explain why misandry is so cool now…

So what’s a chick to do when she sees a man she’d looked up to, a man she’d thrilled to, and a man she’s fapped to betray women? She looks around, and she fears every man, for every man feels implicated in the blank-faced denials of these famous men. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to misandry. And misandry leads to some pretty amazing social action, not to mention some great pop culture.

First off, Bill Cosby and James Deen haven’t been convicted of any crime. Second off, even if they were, that doesn’t make all men complicit, you insane freak. I’ve never met Mr. Cosby. Deen and I didn’t go out pounding pussy together. I’ve seen both of them on various programs, but if they committed a crime, it doesn’t concern me. There have been all sorts of women criminals this year, including this disgusting female below.

I didn’t turn on all women because of despicable pieces of shit like that. But apparently it’s OK when radfems do it. We can apply this to a lot, but the examples from this article are particularly glaring. Here’s the final excerpt…

Writer and sex worker Charlotte Shane expressed her frustration with the limitations of jokey misandry in Matter, saying, “For me, the insistence that misandry is mostly only a joke undermined its most potentially subversive quality: women’s unequivocal assertion of their own rage.” Misandry-as-meme, Shane suggests, lets people off the hook because of its jokiness, its exclusivity, and its ironic impotence. But Shane sees a future for misandry as praxis: “My larger hope,” she says, “is that we find a way of engaging with each other that uses misandry’s cathartic power, condemnation of masculinity, and emphasis on female strength towards a more long-term restorative end.”… The second movie in this double feature is Magic Mike XXL. Because here’s the thing: A straight woman in the audience of MMXXL gets to feel like a straight guy in every movie. She is pandered to. She gets to ogle the beautiful outside and the caring inside, wrapped in the pneumatic skin of a stripper buddy movie. Above all, MMMXL shows that real misandry means making men feel bad about their bodies… Misandry, 2015’s rich, bitchy, delicious evidence suggests, is not a fad. It’s in your music and on your television; it’s at the movies and in your Twitter stream. It’s shaping culture and it’s influencing women. If your #MasculinitySoFragile that you’ve got a problem with that, let me refer you to Hillary Clinton’s near-audible eye-rolling at the Benghazi hearing, to Ex Machina‘s sweetly homicidal Ava, or to New York City’s 2015 manspreading misdemeanor. Misandry’s here to stay, boys. Get used to it.

I’m already used to whackjob SJWs like the author of this piece, Chelsea Summers. In fact, it’s becoming old hat. But still, I was taken aback with just how honest she was here. This nasty piece of work actually loves that hatred of men is becoming commonplace online. With a face like Chelsea’s, it’s hard to blame her, when you think about it.

My breasts are too fake and too spectacular for me to be this single. — chelsea g. summers (@chelseagsummers) December 19, 2015

Oh, and it’s not your tits, you old hag. It’s that ugly fucking mug.

P.S. Disney is supporting VICE (They own 10% of the company). Perhaps an email or two in honor of this occasion wouldn’t hurt?