-"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".-"really egbert why is that".-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.