



The constant threat of Ninja attack is something we all have to live with on a daily basis. For years now, the common man has been getting caught in the crossfire of the ongoing Ninja versus Pirate wars. An attack from either side could come at any time so it pays to be eternally vigilant. This educational video shows the tactical maneuvers that wear down and eventually evade a pack of pink roller skate wearing Ninjas if they attack while you commute in your Mitsuoka Bubu. Turns out the secret is to drive up a hill - but don't let that confidence get out of hand, there could be a pack of pogo stick riding pirates just around the corner.

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