(Fartless Version Here! fav.me/dbz5v4h Heeeeey! It’s me again, your girl Reina! Welcome back to ‘Opia, Booty Lover. Today I’m gonna give you a taste of just how things play out around here in this place where so much thick, fat ass is gathered! *Bounces her butt!*Alright, so, you remember last time when I said that there were multiple theories as to why our country is called “Nigelopia?” Some people believe that the reason it’s called that is because it combines the suffix “opia” with the given name “Nigel.” Just the same, there are people who disbelieve that! Those people think that theory is “boshi,” or “bullshit!”There’s a person named Nigel who used to live here, but moved away, and is coming back this day, and apparently he plans to stay! (I got bars! ^^) He’s the same age as Shauna, Donovan and I! He’s credited as the “founder of our country,” but that doesn’t really make sense, because our country has been around longer than he has. So… how?? *Shrugs while laughing!* When I heard about this, I’m just sittin’ here thinkin’ to myself like… Why the hell is this guy credited as our founder? Is it really just because he has the same name as the first five letters of the country?! That doesn’t make sense, does it? I decided I wanted to directly ask him what the heck was going on here!But that isn’t the only reason I wanna meet Nigel. It’s also because I heard he’s from America, which is one of the countries where the culture is very, very different from how it is here in Nigelopia. It’s a culture where every girl’s butt is a lot smaller than our butts and not every girl likes it if a stranger touches it! It’s really different from our lives. So, I wanted to be the first to give Nigel a taste of just how big Nigelopian girls’ butts are, since he’s sure to have missed all this massive booty size while he was in America! I’m seizing the opportunity to leave a gigantic and gassy first impression on this guy! *Determination!*After school yesterday, before Shauna and I headed to Donovan’s place, we, along with our other friends Paige and Angela, all had a discussion about it in the foyer.Paige and Angela are both blondies just like yours truly! Paige is the richest person in the country who sometimes acts a little snobby, and Angela is an intense pirate girl who could beat the crap outta anybody, sweetie! Paige has a certain type of tuft in her long hair which represents aristocracy in our country, and Angela has medium length hair wrapped in a cool bandana that matches her pants! They’re both really stylish! Oh, and of course… they both have huge, round, gassy butts that jiggle like jello. But you already knew that, baby…You also know about my girl Shauna, since I talked about her so much in the last account! Unlike us blondies, she wears her long brown hair in a ponytail. You just GOTTA see how it looks when she lets it down, though. It’s all long, wavy and sultry looking! She’s sooooo hot! She purposely wears it in a ponytail so she can let it down when she just wants to drive someone CRAZY. She makes it rare so it’s more intoxicating!Me: So, ladies... You heard about this Nigel guy that’s coming here tomorrow, right? I heard it’s been years since he was last here! *Bites her finger!*Paige: I don’t see the reason he bothered leaving to begin with. Every single person knows the saying: “Go where the booty is.” Why would you find the booty, then leave it, then come back to it later? Commoners confuse me… *Sips her coffee*Angela: I hear ya… His first day back might be a bit rough. *Jiggle jiggle* Every girl in the entire land might want his peeper up her booty, and he’s only one mate, so hopefully he doesn’t git overwhelmed.Shauna: Yeah, he is coming from a place that’s overrun with that weird monogamy stuff, so he could be overwhelmed by having so many options at once. I’m thinkin’ he’s gonna need some guidance… I hear he’s absolutely OBSESSED with big booties, so just imagine how much he’ll love mine. *Veers her hips to the left*Me: That’s true, Shauna. But girls… just think about it. This is a person who hasn’t had any contact with butts that are ACTUALLY big in years and years… I can’t even imagine what it would be like if I were in his shoes. I’m trying to imagine it… and I think I would feel like utter SHIT!Angela: *Smiles!* Aww, Reina… you’re such a compassionate lass. *Pats her on the back*Me: Mmmm, I think we should do something special for Nigel. We’ll give him a nice, warm, booty-engulfing welcome… And by that I literally mean as soon as he walks in the door of this school all four of us are smothering him in butt.Paige: Nice idea, Reina. Even though I’m sure I would have come up with it first if I was thinking, I still say we should go for it! As soon as this gentleman enters the school, we’re going to fire away. *Butt cheeks pulsate*Shauna: *Giggle* Wow, that sounds pretty fun! How do you think he’s gonna react to that? Someone should snap a picture of his face when he sees our butts! ;3Nigel: Hey there. *Gets up and walks over to here!* Shaniqua, right?Shauna: Boy? First “Thunder-Thighs” and now this! Learn my name already!Nigel: I’m joookin’! Ha haaaa! XD Put ‘er there, Shauna! *Holds out his hand!*Shauna: Heh. *Shakes his hand!* Nigel. Wanna feel something?Oh, lord…Nigel: *Intrigued* Depends what I’m feeling!Shauna grabbed his wrist… and… and rubbed his hand against her butt! She reaaally dug his hand into her butt cheeks super hard so he could feel every inch of her butt muscles!Shauna: *Digs Nigel’s hand onto her butt!* Do you feel that…? Isn’t it firm…?Nigel felt something amazing… Shauna’s massive butt had that perfect feedback, like it was made out of some kind of flawless, alien material that does not exist on earth, baby girl… And the size… N-Nigel tried so hard to stay calm, but his daiku got extremely hard.Nigel: *Hardens…* Dang… That’s so well built, it’s like an architect sculpted it.Shauna: Uh huuuh~… And you wanna know why my butt muscles are so firm? *Licks lips….* It’s ‘cause I actually work out. I actually pump iron at the gym and do squats… unlike Fatty McPatty over there, hee hee.Nigel: *Chuckles with feigned composure…*Me: Excuse you?! Fatty McPatty?! *Blush!* Shauna, you little…! *Pouts*Ughhhh… Shauna has all these DUMB nicknames for me, Booty Lover! Like Honey Poo Poo, and Little Miss Fuckie Pie… They drive me CRAZY and she knooows that and that’s why she keeps calling me theeeem~! They make me just… I just wanna grab her butt and gmrrbrrhfhrmekssosssnsdjdmx- *AHEM* …Uhhh, but this Fatty McPatty is a new one. ^^ She probably just came up with it right here, sweetie.Shauna: *Flexes her butt cheeks repeatedly…* Mmmm… Yeaaah, I’m really proud of my ass. Reina could build a butt just like this if she weren’t so lazy. Do you wanna see it from behind, friend? :3 *SHARPLY TURNS AROUND*I can’t tell if she did this on accident or not… but Shauna turned herself around so quick, that her huge butt BASHED Nigel and sent him flying…! He crashed into my nearby desk!Shauna’s Butt: *FWOOOOM, SLOSH, BASH*Nigel: Oof...!!Me: Ah! *Covers her mouth!**WHOOOOOSH, CRASHSSHHSHSH!!*Nigel: *Ejaculations…* Owwww…Me: Shauna! What were you thinking?! *Scowls at Bad Shauna!* You could have gotten Nigel killed!Nigel: Nah, Reina… *Gets up and dusts himself off!* I’m fine!Shauna: Oh, gosh… I’m sorry, Nigel! My booty didn’t crush your bones or anything, did it?! *Jiggle jiggle*Nigel: Naaaaah, its all golden. It just hurt a little!Shauna: Ohhh, I’m so sorry! Sometimes I just forget how far it sticks out behind me, you know…? I don’t know my own size… *Frowns sorrowfully...*Nigel: It’s okay, don’t make that face! I forgive you, Shauna. *Hugs her!*Shauna cheered up the INSTANT Nigel started hugging her… Hm.Shauna: *Hugs back!* Ahahaha! *Blush!* Thank you~! ^^Nigel: But still… *Squeezes her butt cheeks!* It’s amazing how big your butt is!Shauna: *Giggles uncontrollably…!* Ee hee hee hee hee hee…!! *Wiggles her body~!*I was staring at Shauna’s butt, and noticed that it was perking up, which is kind of like the Nigelopian girl version of a boner… I could tell that whatever she was doin’ was workin’, honey. So I decided...Me: Eh heh! You’re so WEIRD, Shauna. I gotta go to the bathroom, so I’ll be back in a while, kay? See you soon, my lovelies~. *Blows kiss and departs…!*Shauna: Finally, she’s gone. *Puckers her butt!* *BBBBBBBMMMRMMMF, BBRRRRMRRRMRMRMRMMF, BBRBBRRRAAAAAAPAPAPAPAP, BRRPROOPAPPPPIUPUPPUPUUPUUBRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!!* Ah… I’ve been holding those in for a while, Nige, just for you! ^^ I hope you like it… *Holds him tightly!* Because I’m pretty gassy. ;3Shauna’s butt cloud spread through the air very quickly and Nigel’s nose was greeted by a lovely sensation. Shauna’s aroma is a perfect representation of her personality... It’s rich, creamy and thick!Nigel: *Inhales her butt’s essence* Ah, your butt smells wonderful, I love it…Shauna: Thanks! I’m glad you love it. But, Nigel... do you love ME?Nigel: *Chuckle…* Of course I do. You’re amazing, Shauna!Shauna: …Prove it. *Sassy grin*I was in the bathroom and on the toilet at this time, with an endless stream of farts flowing out of my butt. I could feel the toilet rumbling under me, and I couldn’t tell if it was the intensity of my farts or something else… But when I heard a familiar, “caramel-like” voice moaning, I knew it was my Shauna… I knew she’d wanted Nigel’s peepee inside her. And she got it! I was so happy for her… It was clear to me then, that the rumbling I felt on the toilet was a result of the tremors Shauna’s big butt was creating across my house as it was plowed by our new friend.After I finished relieving myself on the toilet, I returned to where they were, and they were lying on the couch together. Shauna was on her stomach and Nigel’s face was in Shauna’s butt.Me: Did you two fuck?Nigel and Shauna: Yeah.Me: Cool! How was it?Shauna: Oh, you know. Once mah hips start wiggling, nobody can control themselves around me… *Bounces Nigel’s head with her butt!*Nigel: Hey! You wanted my daiku just as much as I wanted your butt, girl!Shauna: Aw, just shut up and smell me, big boy! *Several bubbly farts against his nose!*Nigel: Yes… *Digs his head into her warm butt!*Me: Ahahahaaaa! You two are such maniacs!Shauna and Nigel: So are YOU!They ain’t wrong… *Purses her lips!*Eeeee~, it makes me so happy to see my friends getting along! It seems like Shaunie-Poo and Nigie-Poo REALLY like each other! And I really like Nigel and Nigel really likes me and I really like Shauna and Shauna really likes me and I love that we love so much lovie butt love~! *Drools!* But then, Booty Lover… something really weird happened. Something that’s never, ever happened to Shauna and I before… What was it, you ask…? Weeeell, I could tell ya now, but come on, where’s the fun in that…? *Wink* I’ll tell you about what I’m talking about next time, okay?See ya then, Booty Lover! Mwa!Reina (THIS IS MY SIGNATURE)