What If Your Alderman Were Goth ?

We Have the Answer for Some Reason

Well, we don’t know why, but we figured out what all of Chicago’s Aldermen would look like if they were Goth. We’re under a lot of pressure at Chicago Genius Herald and our editor said if we didn’t come up with something big soon he was going to “kick our asses into the lake,” so we stayed up all night and this is what we came up with. It’s what your Alderman would look like as a Goth. This is journalism.