Alright then. This dragon probably has a more feminine voice, but sounds just as ancient. Dare I actually make her sing this song? Oh god, I don't have a choice! IT MUST HAPPEN!! I might lose my dignity as a human being, but it MUST HAPPEN!!!



Water Dragon: (starts singing) I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOR-ORLD, BLACK AND PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHE-E-ERE, IMAGINATION, THAT IS YOUR CREATION!



Frog Prince: Come on, Barbie, let's go--Wait, we have guests!



Water Dragon: We do?! Um-uh-Greetings, son of man! How is your quest going? Is there something? (Serge and his party start laughing hysterically) What's so funny?! It's because I'm blue, isn't it? Oh sure, the Fire Dragon has all the fans, but I have squat! Wait, is it because I'm fat? Tell me its not because I'm fat.



Frog Prince: You're not fat. You're plump.



Water Dragon: Aw, thank y--WAIT A SECOND!! Did you just insult me?!



(there is silence for seven seconds)



Frog Prince: Can I go with them?



Water Dragon: Sure thing, cutey. And remember--



Frog Prince: If you see a green dragon thing, don't let him bite you. I got it, relax.



Water Dragon: You take care now!



(everyone leave cavern except for the Water Dragon)



Frog Prince: I'M FREEEEEEEE!!! NO MORE SINGING!!! HUZZAH!!!