Only a few days ago I caught a screenshot – for posterity – of Dennis Abdul Rahman Lomax typing “TLDR”.

can you give us a tl:dr on that? Because tl:dr.

Now he has typed the definitive response. Read it and weep.

I hope you don’t develop a habit of telling us what you did not read. Were you implying something? That you have a small mind and cannot speed-read or skim and need to be spoon-fed? What?

O tempora, o mores!