Buster + Punch LDN Mutt motorcycle

Brave the winter and saddle up on this super-exclusive London-born 125cc motorcycle. It’s finished with paintwork from interior designers Buster + Punch and each of the 50 models gets its own race number on the fuel tank. Beats a Hyosung GT650, doesn’t it?

£4,500 via Buster + Punch

East London Liquor Company barrel-aged gin

The East London Liquor Company’s been experimenting with ageing white sprits, leaving its signature London Dry Gin in French Oak barrels for 14 weeks. The result is a unique, versatile flavour that combines the citrus zing of gin and the vanilla zip of an exceptional bourbon. There are only four bottlings planned so far, so be quick.

£49 via The Whisky Exchange

Roberts S2 wireless speaker

Nope, Roberts doesn’t only make those retro radios your mother keeps on her windowsill - this is the S2, and hidden behind its stylish grille there are two large tweeters and mid-range speakers and a separate sub woofer and bass radiator. As you’d expect, it has WiFi and Bluetooth streaming capability, and there’s an Ethernet port to wire in an internet connection. You – and possibly your mother – will have to wait till April to get your hands on it, though.

£250 via Roberts

ZipJet laundry and ironing service

Because only the sadistic enjoy laundry, the GQ staff leaves the task to people being paid cold, hard currency to do the job properly. Luckily for us, the days of bundling up a week’s worth of shirts and boxers and taking them to the cleaners is over thanks to the new ZipJet app. Book a time slot for a biker to collect your order (you don’t have to itemise what you need cleaning or separate your whites, just stuff it in a bag), pass it over and your fresh, ironed clothes will arrive within 24 hours. Just make sure you don’t confuse if with the similarly-named NetJets app after you've had a few Negronis.

From £1.99 per shirt via ZipJet

Mercedes-AMG SL Roadster

Cast aside the SL’s hairdresser reputation – Mercedes’ AMG-tuned rag-top sports car is packing a huge 6.0-litre V12 engine that churns out 630hp and gets from 0-62mph in four seconds. To put that into perspective, that’s faster than a 993-gen Porsche 911 Turbo, Audi R8 Spyder and Lamborghini Diablo.

£173,295 via Mercedes

SkyYachtOne yacht-themed private jet

You like superyachts. You like private jets. But when you’re aboard one you miss the other. Luckily, this machine combines the virtues of an Embrarer Lineage 1000E private jet and the innards of a superyacht. There are five large, luxurious cabin zones spread across the 84-ft-long jet, including a fine dining space, conference room, chartroom and galley lounge area with a cocktail bar. If that sounds a bit tiring you’ll be pleased to know that there’s also a large master bedroom with a queen-size bed and a walk-in shower. Obviously.

£56m via SkyYachtOne

Chemex Ottomatic coffeemaker

It features a staged brewing cycle and a pulsing water bath to ensure your coffee’s kept at the correct temperature, but let’s be honest, you’d buy one if didn’t work at all. Is this the world’s most beautiful coffee maker?

£240 via Chemex

The Bowery for Leica camera satchel

Beaten to perfection, this leather satchel is designed for Leica’s iconic camera range. Not that you need one - it’ll work just as well as a courier’s satchel. But if you decide to take the plunge we recommend the Q model.

£200 via Ona Bags

XO 360 speedboat

© XO 360

If you're looking for a fun handling boat to get you from A to B with space for four people in roomy berths and a platform for water sports, you should seriously consider the XO 360. The new flagship from a boat company known for its performance handling, this can handle rough seas and is a bundle of fun on choppy water. It can exceed 40 knots with its 750hp Volvo engines and has excellent visibility. Watch it in action. Rethink the superyacht?

£349,000 via XO

Master & Dynamics ME05 earphones

We've always been a fan of Master & Dynamic's earphones, and their latest version of the ME05 we've featured previously now comes with a shiny palladium case, with the same custom drivers and balanced weight distribution you got with the previous brass-encased model.

£159 via Master & Dynamic