Message Jan 10, 2012 – 11:26am I want in on the dance party. No exceptions/substitutions, please. 18% gratuity appreciated.



(no, i don't know what any of that means either.) Report this 20% Enemy76% Friend72% MatchMessage from

Jan 10, 2012 – 11:35am

So I'm curious....



Your profile says you're 36, but also states that you're interested in women up to 35. How come?

Jan 10, 2012 – 11:39am Did I say 35? Sorry, I'm such a clutz, I meant 22. kidding.



If it wasn't apparent from my profile I think I spent precisely 16.7 seconds on my entire profile, so it was probably just an oversight...but I probably would have answered that question with 39 years old or something around there. I guess I would never set an age restriction in reality. Report this

Jan 10, 2012 – 11:50am Ok, I was half teasing and half really wondering. Some men prefer younger women. And who knows, the next age group might have been 35-60 and that would have looked strange too.



Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what you're all about but you didn't put much of yourself out there. Care to tell me? Also, is the Christian thing a big thing? Sorry - this is something I get out there right away.



Allison

Jan 10, 2012 – 11:55am no, it's not a big thing. I was raised christian and try to live my life accordingly, but I do not preach the bible. I do not attend church regularly, either.



I am a self-proclaimed nerd and a number-cruncher as well. I really just created this profile for shiggles (one of my new favorite words) and to see what's out there. Just looking for a breath of fresh air and some new excitement in my life, I suppose. I've 'met' some weirdos on here, and some interesting people on here, but haven't met up with anyone yet. Report this

Jan 10, 2012 – 11:55am PS - I'm loving the red hair ;) Report this

I'd say I live my life according to Christian principles too - the good ones, anyway. Not the ones that say you can kill your wife if another man rapes her, etc. But yeah, there are only a couple of deal-breakers and a lot of religion is one of them. I've gotten into a dating situation where at one point it became obvious that the goal, beyond banging me, was to proselytize me.



Eew. Enough about that. I like made-up words too. I coined the term "profreshional" to describe how I dress for work. There are others, and lots of other silliness too.



I've met some good viables on OKC. I haven't met the love of my life, but had a few good dates. I'm not sure what the crop looks like from your side, though.

Don't worry...i won't proselytize you. I probably won't get beyond the 'banging you' part. haha ;)



hmmm....i like the "profreshional" phrase. It's mine now. Now if you'd excuse me I'm going to go contact Webster's dictionary and reap all financial benefits from this word.



In full disclosure I'm a happily married man and someone who has never cheated on anyone -- EVER. I've only just recently thought about having a little bit of fun outside of the marriage, but really not sure about it at this point. I'm thinking of having someone come with me on business trips, explore a new city together...dinner....drinks...hotel afterwards... The thought of it is extremely exciting to me--even just to think about it. But it's obviously an enormous risk/decsion.



Who knows what the future holds. You may scorn me for even exploring the possiblilities, be open to it, or be completely indifferent to it, but that's where I am today. Report this

Oh my god. Blocking you.

fine...to each their own.





Report this I should say something before I make you disappear. You're a Christian, so you probably already know this....



But cheating on your wife, and most especially if you have children, but regardless of children or ANYTHING, makes you a bad person. In fact, not actually following through with it but the simple act of signing up for a profile on an online dating site, makes you a bad person.



And who knows, maybe there are circumstances that I'm not privy to. Maybe she cheated on you, maybe she's frigid, maybe she's ugly, maybe she's got vagina dentata. Whatever. You're still a bad person. And I find it really insulting that you presumed that I might also be a bad person and willing to participate in that.



You are why I am not a Christian.



I am single, 30, pretty cute and have a rad job. I like my life. I am looking for an honest man to share all of that with and in an effort to achieve that, I go through shit like wasting 14 minutes of my time talking to someone like you. I'll never get that time back. Thanks a lot. Jerk. It's not a total waste though, because I am going to post our entire thread in my blog.



I hope your wife takes you to the cleaners.



It's not a major secret that I've been doing the online dating thing - it's been about 7 or 8 months, since I broke up with Danny. I have had some good dates, and some not so good. One guy lived in Houston and said he had millions of dollars and offered to buy me as many shoes as I wanted. This was in his first message to me.There flaws in this serial dating thing. For one, and this has happened, you could be absolutely mad about someone and see them pretty regularly and then one day, poof! They've either disappeared or perhaps have the decency to let you know that they've decided on someone else. And I've dished that news out too. It's kind of awful, but we all understand these as the hazards of what we're doing - and all in an attempt to get happy.Anyway, let me get to the ass-hat from today. A lot of times I'll see something peculiar in a profile and ask about it. This one wasn't even really weird. I just noticed that his age range was below his own age and wanted to know why. I also noticed that he was a Christian, which is fine of course, but it's not something that I want to be a big part of any relationship I get into. So I always clear the air about religion. Also, the first message is referencing a part of my profile where I say that I have a secret dance party each morning while getting ready for work. I just thought you could use some context. And please feel free to ask me anything about the subject of online dating, because I am an expert and COMPLETELY desensitized at this point.Anyway, here's our thread...