NYC is home to the wildest people on earth. With that said, it’s safe to say that the NYC habitat is wild as well.

The “no fucks given” NY attitude has taken on a new form. It has taken on the form of exotic pets and wildlife.

So many different environments for creatures to set up shop. Furry and feathered creatures tag along with their owners through the dark tunnels of the subways, the fluorescent trains, and the sunny public parks. Lest we forget the iconic corner of an NYC block.

Some of these pets and wildlife are ridiculous, some of them are absurd. But if you ever get a chance to witness one you might get more than a laugh out of the situation.

Have you ever seen an anteater on a leash coming out of an NYC subway?

Salvador Dali might have popped it for bringing wild creatures on the subway

Just #SalvadorDali walking his ant eater out of the subway #subwaycreatures A post shared by SubwayCreatures™ (@subwaycreatures) on Jun 19, 2017 at 8:17am PDT

Peep the peacock influence

What kind of dog is that? #subwaycreatures (@alwaysontheone) A post shared by SubwayCreatures™ (@subwaycreatures) on Jun 4, 2017 at 3:21pm PDT

Nothing like dinner on a leash

This week on Animals That Don’t Belong On A Leash Or The Subway #subwaycreatures (@giant.life) A post shared by SubwayCreatures™ (@subwaycreatures) on Aug 22, 2017 at 7:55am PDT

Fuck it bring the horse to the club

Ok fine, throw it on the Xmas list… (@nyc_wtf) #subwaycreatures A post shared by SubwayCreatures™ (@subwaycreatures) on Dec 7, 2016 at 8:30am PST

My guy’s reptile game is crazy

Nothing was more NY than this shark with a loosey and a Metrocard.

From the dumpster to a subway car. This raccoon made it.

The NYC subway has officially turned into a goddamn Six Flags Safari #subwaycreatures (@brookehogan1) A post shared by SubwayCreatures™ (@subwaycreatures) on Jun 21, 2017 at 1:42pm PDT

Yew!

If you think that’s all we got, you’re greatly mistaken, my friend. Beyond insane domestication, we have wildlife doing what they do best – wildin’.

These NYC streets are not safe. Watch your back you never know when a squirrel might try to take your nut. His rat cousin might run up on you for some pizza. Shit, they got homeless animals too looking for that fire seed.

You think this is a game? Subway rat will try to eat you

A throwback to my worst nightmare on the train #subwaycreatures #tbt A post shared by SubwayCreatures™ (@subwaycreatures) on May 18, 2017 at 2:16pm PDT

And your pizza

Only in NYC, where the squirrels get too turnt and try and fuck your auntie

Hitting the bottle #stuytownsquirrels #nycsquirrels #thirsty A post shared by Christina (@chrissyb422) on Nov 27, 2015 at 12:55pm PST

SQUAD!

Got all the wildlife pulling up in NYC 😂 A post shared by Dee’s world 🌏🐗 (@coldgamekelv) on Mar 26, 2017 at 9:37am PDT

Where is your owner? Does she know you’re out here flippin’ that sour?

Today is the weird day of people and animals:) Cats, birds and Gerbils oh my!! #nycanimals #catsandbirds #gerbils wait I think they are hamsters? A post shared by Jean Rim (@djinirim) on May 26, 2017 at 12:05pm PDT

Sheesh! Keep watch for creatures like this somewhere in your NYC neighborhood. You never know you might pull up on a tiger in Harlem (LOL).

Nah, that really happened, peep below.

Legendary!