Seven billion people inhabit planet Earth, and their fates rest in the hands of these two men. “Uh, they will be doing things. And, uh, I think he wants to do things. I think he wants to, uh, we’ll be doing something on it.” What if we’ve been overthinking foreign policy all along? And what the world really needed was a movie trailer? No, really. This actually happened. Trump made a fake movie trailer to deal with an actual nuclear threat. “I showed it to him today, and I think he loved it.” From the administration who tanked the Iran nuclear deal, which eliminated 98% of Iran’s enriched uranium, comes an epic mash-up of stock footage. Like these horses running through water. This guy dunking and this girl in a field. Donald Trump plays the Dotard, and Kim Jong un is Rocket Man. In his performance, Trump doesn’t hold back. Suspending military exercises with South Korea. “I think it’s inappropriate to be having war games.” As for Kim’s performance, he gives... nothing, really, because he made no concessions. Nothing about a timetable for denuclearization or verification or even destroying intercontinental ballistic missiles. “Can you ensure anything? Can I ensure that you’re going to be able to sit down properly when you sit down? I mean, you can’t ensure anything.” But look at this cloud. And this guy doing VR. And this really fast train. Many people are saying this could be a Nobel Prize- winning performance. New York Times says, “Holy [bleep], I can’t believe this is real.” Critics are raving, “What about Kim Jong-un’s human rights violations and these concentration camps?” But look at these fast boats. Machu Picchu, and these beautiful condos on the beach. “You see that whenever they are exploding their cannons into the ocean. I said, ‘Boy, look at that. Wouldn‘t that make a great condo?’” Coming to North Korea on a smuggled thumb drive soon. “Really, he’s got a great personality. He’s a, you know, funny guy. He’s a very smart guy. He’s a great negotiator.