person: are you my new friend from the internet? luke? luke: yup! *they shake hands* person: great to meet you! ha! we're gonna be best friends! person: first, let's talk about sports! luke: ok person: scv rushes are pretty risky, but if you hit their base quickly enough at the start, you could grab a fast win! luke: starcraft is not a sport... *person looks angry* person (shaking luke): TAKE THAT BACK!