We’d give you a warning to put on oven mitts before handling this particular hot take, but they would probably be completely ineffective against a tweet this scorching:

Progressives always win at the end. We won in American Revolution (conservatives didn't want change). We won in Civil War. We won on ending slavery. We won on Civil Rights. We won on gay rights. America has expanded the circle of liberty because of us. #WhyImProudtobeanAmerican — Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) July 16, 2019

One thing’s for sure:

Progressives definitely win on the sheer quantity of their delusions. — Joe the Dissident (@joethepatriotic) July 17, 2019

They do seem to hold the patent on that one.

That's right, the American Revolution was fought so the government can run your life and tell you what to do. Nailed it. https://t.co/B7pAm56ru4 — [shrug emoji] (@jtLOL) July 17, 2019

That pretty much left us speechless as well.

Americans won the revolutionary war. Democrats fought to keep slavery. Democrats brought in Jim Crow laws and opposed civil rights. — Lyla Joy Rose (@LylajoyRose) July 16, 2019

Republicans ended slavery. Lol can’t rewrite history. — Dabney ?? (@Dab7One) July 17, 2019

Ummm, the revolution was about freedom from tyranny and less government control.

“Progressivism” is about government control. — ❌ David Steffenhagen⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@DaveSteffenhage) July 17, 2019

Progressivism didn’t exist until the late 1800s at the earliest, you clown. https://t.co/oDtF9za9wU — RBe (@RBPundit) July 17, 2019

LMAO, even this idiot can't possibly believe this mind vomit. https://t.co/ZBtwi302MW — JWF (@JammieWF) July 17, 2019

Cenk you need to take a remedial history class, the founders were small-government conservatives, Lincoln was a conservative republican, Woodrow Wilson was a bigot who segregated the Military, Democrats fought against Civil Rights, Bill Clinton created don't ask don't tell and… — Jeff Dunetz (@yidwithlid) July 17, 2019

I would guess most people on the left believe this to be true about themselves. Its why they so smugly lecture on 'the right side of history.' They truly have no idea what it is they actually support/oppose, just an abstract certainty they are better than everyone else. https://t.co/VWDAoKUfBJ — Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) July 17, 2019

Lolol who wants to tell him? https://t.co/YepNL1Xd9g — Traditional Western Men (@MenWestern) July 17, 2019

Oh my God this guy is serious ? https://t.co/LUXmFSjPLy — JAC (@michcusejoe5) July 17, 2019

Someone had a bad history teacher https://t.co/1DD7uM5iaW — Ronnie Biggles? (@biggoesbackin) July 17, 2019

Oh my, Winston, you're very good at your job. Almost all of the history has been rewritten. — Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) July 17, 2019

Sounds like "Your Truth™" is pretty far from THE truth. Like lightyears. — Para bellum (@TryConservatism) July 17, 2019

You lost at "Putting Facts In This Tweet." https://t.co/8683s3xwG5 — Eric Spencer (@JustEric) July 17, 2019

It looks like somebody else is living on that Earth-2 place where Hillary Clinton is the president.