First off: I got Justin Bieber paraphernalia, as my Secret Santa promised. He said he couldn't send beavers, so he'd send me Biebers instead. Really? I asked for a polar bear. Now I don't have a polar bear to stick my Justin Bieber stickers on. I guess I'll have to put them on my forehead now! =D

Secondly: the gift was wrapped in amazing...ly embarassing High School Musical 3 wrapping paper. No, I didn't know it was that. My Santa wrote that on the awesome Spiderman holiday card he wrote, so I'll believe him, hahaha. You troll, you. I had quite the laugh with this one.

Thirdly: I got dinosaurs, a gorilla, and animals, yay! I can proudly start a tiny timeless zoo now, lol.

Fourthly: Candies. CANDIES!! CANDIES!!!!1!! How did you know, Santa? As the card says, he sent some that he believes we don't have over here. He's right for that for the Wildberry/Peach Nerds, Smarties, Aero, Coffee Crisp and Glosette. We do have Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and the Strawberry/Grape Ners. No, I'm not complaining... at all! These two are some of my favorite candies! THE GUY KNOWS ME ALL TOO WELL. Creepy (not really, just wanted to say that!)

Fifthly: I got an awesome Spiderman "SWING INTO ACTION!" holiday card, hand-written and all smitten! It will be promptly displayed on my desk. It reads:

"To RMCSC! I hope this package arrived to you safely! I got you some candies that I think you guys don't have... and if you do have them, enjoy anyways! The flying helicopter man [which I will mention on Sixthly, ha!] looked really cool, I hope you have fun with it! I hope it works well too! I told you I would get you some Justin Bieber goods :p and isn't the wrapping paper just so cool! You'll be the coolest kid in the block [::poker face::] Keep being awesome and have a great holiday Your SS, Mitjak" And he drew the Reddit alien, a block of cheese and a potato (a running joke within our long list of Orangered messages! Also, it says it's for me, that the date is "Narwhal Bacon", the time is "Midnight", and the place, of course, is "Reddit"! So... very... awesome!!!

Sixthly: The main event: Mr Flying Helicopter Astroman. This thing ROCKS! I love, love, love, love helicopters. Mr Santa got me a so very cool astroman equipped with his own helicopter helmet... or something along the lines of that! This Flying Astro(non-Dutch)man ROCKS! It was a bit tricky to get him balanced at first, kept hitting the roof, then the floor, then everything in between; and he was always spinning... but I got the hang of him! It's very, very, very fun to fly!

I've been trying to snap some good pictures of it while flying but controlling a toy helicopter-man while trying to snap pictures at the same time is extremely difficult. I did my best! Also, I tried video but you can imagine video if pictures are hard to do. Something I love about the Astroman? Take a look at his controls in the chest / belly. Don't they look incredibly familiar? They look just like R2D2's! That's so awesome!!!

If I was to summarize this in one word, I'd say this was amazing. Mitjak seems like an incredibly fun guy. We messaged all the way throughout the process. I am very, very thankful I got him as a Santa! Keep being awesome, potato.