Now CBD would not want anyone to think that our attendance record at university was spotless. This is no doubt abudantly... ebundantly... pretty obvious to our regular readers.

However, as an arts student the whole wide world is one's classroom, including the pub. We did think, though, that the kids heading single file in matching jumpers to the business school were much better at the nuts and bolts elements of university like turning up to class.

How times have changed, at least if an exasperated LinkedIn post from a Deakin Business School lecturer is any guide.

The complaint from associate professor Adrian Raftery led in with the question: "Should I use the ole size 16s?"