Casey Neistat doesn’t let a little thing like “rules” get in the way of a good time. In fact, at last year’s Met Gala, the vlogger brazenly flouted decorum and attended the social media–restricted party with selfie stick in tow. “You don’t want to break the rules, Casey,” Derek Blasberg chided on the red carpet. “You won’t be invited back.”

Luckily, in the spirit of this year’s theme, “Manus x Machina,” Neistat and his selfie stick were right at home. Here, he trades in his bike for a skateboard and runs through his five-step guide to attending the Met Gala—advice, he warns, that was not endorsed by Vogue. We’d expect nothing less.