Knife amnesty bins don’t seem to be curbing knife-related violence in the U.K., but maybe this’ll do the trick:

The Offensive Weapons Bill will make it harder for young people to buy knives online. The Bill will also ban public and private possession of weapons such as zombie knives and knuckle dusters. Find out more: https://t.co/CNP2xhn7IQ pic.twitter.com/Mp1wyoZWIb — Home Office (@ukhomeoffice) April 19, 2019

The bill was introduced in June 2018, but apparently it’s just so good that they’re still touting it almost a year later. Trust them on this … they’ve clearly thought it through. They’re going to “tackle serious violence” if it literally kills them.

A bit of a Joke is it ? Seriously if you want to arm yourself just walk into your Kitchen and take your Pick . — Tony herbert (@Tonyherbert15) April 19, 2019

I don’t know what a zombie knife is tbh, but I now want one. — IraNH (@iraNHlfod) April 19, 2019

Right? Same.

Watch out for butcher, paring, and fillet, ladies and gents. They are gateway knives. — Adam (@AdamHardesty) April 19, 2019

Don’t forget about potato peelers!

But why tho — St. Pat (@ListenHereJimbo) April 19, 2019

Why? Isn’t it obvious? Because of this:

God, y'all are a bunch of pussies. — Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock aka Kimberly (@conkc2) April 19, 2019

That would certainly explain it.

England is lost. — marie rich (@rich_marie) April 19, 2019

Lol. Britain is an embarrassment. A floating failure-factory. — Sifty: Pretty Dark for a Nice Guy ??? (@siftyboones) April 19, 2019