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Hey Jim Riggleman, you just committed career suicide! What are you going to do now?

"I was solving the world's problems last night at Caddies...I had to let those ladies get a look at me...There are some beautiful young ladies in that place!"

(Jim Riggleman, via 106.7 The Fan DC, 6/24/2011)

So that's what he meant by: Smartball? Apparently Jim Riggleman went to Caddies in Bethesda to drown his sorrows Thursday night after quitting on the Nats: Tweets like this to 106.7 The Fan's Eric Bickel were coming in fast and furious overnight:

Update: in an interview with106.7 The Fan'sSports Junkies on Friday morning, Riggleman was asked about his big night at Caddies, claims he stuck to his "2 drink limit"...