You enter an establishment that seems to go by the name CAFÉ ALTERNIA. This is a MAID/BUTLER CAFÉ owned and managed by a mysterious figure known only as BRO STRIDER. The staff consists of CROSSDRESSING TROLLS.This seems to be forming into an EXCEEDINGLY WEIRD experience.--In other words, this is a silly AU blog created by Susapp and Raakel. In addition to Homestuck trolls in suits and dresses, the blog will contain random snippets of their lives outside the café. Expect a lot of personal kinks.Blog background by Ered.