Your pride for your junk should be equivalent to your patriotism, and it is important to let the government know your dedication and growth potential. What better way then showing the government your continuing pride by pointing them in the right area to look during airport security body scans.

Don’t let bashful, shy terrorist-loving naysayers ruin the excitement of airport screenings. Let the TSA know your proud of your unmentionable regions and not ashamed to let them see your private areas. Wear your excitement and give the TSA a little more reason to enjoy their jobs.

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