The Constant Fight for Control

Mine is the most sensitive of bladders. It wants constant control. All of my friends can vouch for this.

Wherever we go, I now where all the bathrooms are. I have a sixth sense of where the bathroom is in new places. This is my real superpower: I am incredibly efficient in the transformation of liquid to urine – generally within the confines of my body. However, I have yet to figure out how to use this superpower to fight crime.

My twitter feed has a detailed timeline of every single time I pee. You should follow me.

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