Santa, you are amazing. The generosity and thoughtfulness of this box of wonder is leaving me nigh speechless, which is impressive, as I am never at a loss for words. You captured me perfectly, and you included Maia, so that automatically wins you an extra ten points for... Ravenclaw? I'm guessing Ravenclaw. Most of us bookish geeks are Ravenclaw, I suspect. Either you did some deep research (librarian?) or you had help from a house elf (we have four) because how else would you know that I used to represent a nail design company? Or that my two favorite scents for beauty products are pumpkin spice and vanilla bean? Or that one of my favorite things is costuming (my most recent cosplay being Trelawney)? Or that I literally just finished a fancy bar of soap in my last shower and it's the perfect time to start a new one - but how will I choose which one? Or that I've been carrying a water bottle since the late 90s and have always dreamed of traveling to Seattle? On top of it all, your name is that of my late mother-in-law, Jean, and her favorite word can be found on the socks you included. Socks, by the way, being super important to me, not just because of the whole house elf thing, but because bloodthinners leave me with cold feet from fall through spring, so even when I'm at home and not wearing shoes, I'm always wearing socks. You nailed all of my fandoms, and I'm blown away. The decorated Dalek ornament went straight onto our tree, neighboring BB-8, a Hogwarts crest, and a blown-glass TARDIS.

Thank you, Jean, for making this Christmas Eve Eve a fantastic one. I truly feel loved and understood. I suspect that we would be great friends.