Remember the first time you saw Zootopia? Who can honestly say they expected this cub to bust out a fountain pen and proclaim he wanted to be an actuary when he grew up?

Nobody, that’s who. Heck, I even had to look up what an actuary was. Great work, Disney- even your jokes get us to learn new things.

On a related note, does he have a name? I don’t know if he’s ever been given a name in any sort of official material. He’s not named in the credits, that much is certain. And he’s WAY too cute to go nameless.

Seriously, just look at that face.

LOOK AT IT.

This is serious business, people.

Comment your ideas below, and we’ll decide in a vote next week.