The Philadelphia Eagles are going to the Super Bowl. So you know what that means: A “potentially hazardous” asteroid — those are NASA’s words — will fly by earth on the day of the game , because the universe will not allow Philly sports fans to have nice things.

Calm down. We don’t need to call up Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis. The asteroid isn’t supposed to hit the planet, so we’ll all get to “enjoy” the Patriots-Eagles matchup that no fans outside of New England and Philadelphia wanted without having to worry about armageddon. So feel free to joke about the asteroid. Twitter certainly is…