(I’m waiting with my two friends. One is 100% Irish, the other is 100% Filipino. I’m 50% Irish and 50% Filipino. I’m currently in a staring contest with my Filipino friend.)

Friend #1: (to me) You can’t beat her. She’s Asian!

Me: …

Friend #1: OOOOOOH!

Me and Friend #2: (uncontrollable laughter)

(Please note – my friend wasn’t being racist, just joking around. She’s hilarious, and really didn’t mean for this to be taken as an insult. I despise racists, and I wouldn’t post this if my friend had been offensive.)