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> 001. Cool War: Death & Rebirth (Summary)

> 002. The Dawn Of A New Era

> 003. Where Fearful Feet Dare Not Tread

> 004. wowwee un kill ursefl

> 005. Deconstruction Of A God

> 006. Art Is A Gateway Drug

> 007. The Snipper Reborn

> 008. Joey And Overgang And Rita And Molly And Zombies

> 009. You Did What?

> 010. Fifty Percent Off Everything

> 011. Potential Tradeoffs

> 012. The Second Cool War Begins

> 013. I Can See The Light

> 014. The Madness Sets In Fast

> 015. Antidisestablishmentarianism

> 016. Pork Crackling Is Repulsive

> 017. The Characteristic Dipole

> 018. Messages Transmitted And Recieved

> 019. Anusparade Assholes

> 020. A Series Of Changes

> 021. A Broken Bookshelf

> 022. Raptor Orgies Are More Fun Than You'd Think

> 023. But Less Than You'd Hope

> 024. Actually A Lot Less Than You’d Hope

> 025. Allegory Of The Two Bothers

> 026. A Time Independent Algorithm

> 027. Noxious Fumes Fill The Area

> 028. The Byzantine Empire Was Secretly Aliens

> 029. The Obligatory Fanservice Story

> 030. Tumultuous Times And Nothing To Think About

> 031. Can I Taste Your Pupils

> 032. Agent Green Cartwheels Into The Story

> 033. Rice Paper Fish Catcher

> 034. Paper Burns Quite Well

> 035. But Not Underwater

> 036. The Barton Prophecies

> 037. An Uncomfortable And Awkward Handshake

> 038. Another Juan Bites The Dust

> 039. Nobody’s Home

> 040. Cutting Coats And Throats

> 041. Mikan

> 042. This Statement Is Metaphorical

> 043. Nothing Is Canon, Everything Is Permitted

> 044. A Butt Too Fart

> 045. Getting To The Crux Of Things

> 046. Overgang Dood Eats A Sandwich

> 047. The World Seems Like Nothing

> 048. This Chapter Intentionally Left Blank

> 049. Rita Learns About The Birds And The Bees In The Worst Way

> 050. Tsun Tsun Dere Dere

> 051. Get Booked In To The Priory

> 052. An Eye For An Eye Leaves The Whole World Blind

> 053. As Would Masturbating Endlessly

> 054. Suddenly, NINJAS

> 055. Agent Green Disapproves Of All This Nonsense

> 056. DISCONNECTION ERROR

> 057. RECONNECTING

> 058. Nothing Is Better

> 059. Mared Gretchen Hosts A Rave Party

> 060. Seven New Characters Are Introduced

> 061. Seven Characters Die Unexpectedly

> 062. Conservation Of Momentum

> 063. Better To Have Nothing Than Everything

> 064. Some People Get Angry About Video Games

> 065. The World Collapses From Its Own Weight

> 066. Maybe Capitalism Is A Bad Idea

> 067. No, Never Mind, Better Than The Alternative

> 068. Futanari Titwhore Fiasco: Live In Crimea!

> 069. The Warmup Act

> 070. Et Tam Deum Poopy

> 071. The Life And Times Of Terry Shultz

> 072. A Slice Of Delicious Pie

> 073. War Criminals

> 074. Whore Criminals

> 075. Water On The Knee

> 076. "Legally Acquired Software"

> 077. A Dog Is Put Down

> 078. Because It Was Too Heavy

> 079. And Its Weight Resulted In Incurable Physiological Problems

> 080. It Was All Just The Dream Of An Angel

> 081. Anime Is Art Too, Guys

> 082. A Light Read Before Bedtime

> 083. I’d Rather Not Think

> 084. Someone Steals Aldon's Penis

> 085. Lacerations To The Sternum

> 086. This Is Not A Joke

> 087. Tremolo And Crescendo

> 088. Agent Clef Appears, Nobody Likes The Cameo

> 089. Nobody Appears, Agent Clef Likes The Cameo

> 090. You Can’t Have Your Cake And Eat It Without Getting Fat

> 091. Eris, Anima, And Timothy Wonder How They Got Here

> 092. Wait Was That A Walrus

> 093. A Twisted Copper Wire Pair

> 094. 37 Years Of Backpay

> 095. A Library But Not, You Know, THE Library

> 096. Agent Green Shoots A Gun

> 097. Ruiz Dies Again

> 098. An Intermission To Keep You Hanging

> 099. Mutually Artsured Destruction

> 100. Why Aren't You Helping?

> 101. Overgang Loses Every Pair Of Glasses But Nineteen Of Them

> 102. Some More Events Transpire

> 103. This Isn't A Spelling Mistak It Is Never A Spelling Mistak

> 104. Fights

> 105. Knife Fights

> 106. Running Up A Bunch Of Stairs

> 107. Knife Fights On Top Of A Skyscraper

> 108. The Skyscraper Is Also A Rocketship

> 109. Knife Fights On Top Of A Rocketship Skyscraper

> 110. Everyone Dies Of Asphyxiation

> 111. A Mysterious Walrus Saves The Day

> 112. Cracking Knuckles Can Kill The Cartilage

> 113. Agent Green Is An Ineffectual Badass

> 114. Not On Opposite Day

> 115. Jesus Appears, Hi-Fives Everybody

> 116. Ruiz Gets Better

> 117. A Computer Mouse That Is Also A Biological Mouse

> 118. I Think I Lost My Keys

> 119. Fred Enters The Story, Shakes His Head Disappointedly, Then Leaves

> 120. Nested Loops

> 121. Do Not Pass Go

> 122. Pan To Left, Watch Tumbleweeds

> 123. Quantum Immortality

> 124. A Stylistic Decision

> 125. Cool Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

> 126. A Lull In The Middle

> 127. A Bulge In The Middle

> 128. Joey And Overgang Totally Make Out But No Homo

> 129. Scarlet Ninth Was Adopted

> 130. Your Mom Is So Fatwah

> 131. The Virus Spreads To The World

> 132. The Following Statement Is False

> 133. The Previous Statement Is True

> 134. Words In An Interesting Order

> 135. If A Bear Shits In The Woods, Does It Make A Sound?

> 136. Even Murderers Have Mothers

> 137. Rita Adopts A Stray Walrus That Seems A Bit Familiar

> 138. Eroticism Is Actually Communism

> 139. A Post Scarcity Utopia

> 140. Vomit Twice Removed

> 141. What’s A King To A God

> 142. The Prescription For Sadness

> 143. Molly Stares Into The Void And The Void Goes Mad

> 144. Nothing Of Importance Happens In This One, Just Skip It

> 145. Ruiz Dies Again, Again

> 146. A Small Man Dances In A Red Room

> 147. Intermission That You Won’t Understand, Plebian

> 148. The Friday Exhibitionist

> 149. Exclusive And Gate

> 150. Gotta Catch Them All

> 151. Also, Mew

> 152. [WAS THIS FUNNY THE FIRST TIME]

> 153. Joey Steals The Declaration Of Independence

> 154. Trial Of The Dragon

> 155. Rita's Walrus Was A Nazi Spy

> 156. Let Me Fetch Mein Kampfortable Chair

> 157. Death Of The Author

> 158. The Only Cure Is More Cowbell

> 159. Ruiz Gets Better Again

> 160. A Childhood Flashback

> 161. IT IS I, RUIZ, YOUR ARCH RIVAL

> 162. AND NOW I MUST DESTROY YOU

> 163. HYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> 164. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part One)

> 165. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Two)

> 166. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Three)

> 167. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Four)

> 168. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Five)

> 169. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Six)

> 170. Ruiz Releases A Blast Of Ki (Finally)

> 171. He Missed

> 172. And Hit A Bus Filled With Orphans

> 173. Oops

> 174. An Armenian Bodybuilder Exercises His Legal Rights

> 175. Coldposter

> 176. Special Delivery

> 177. Knuckle Dusting

> 178. Ruiz Duchamp: Ace Attorney

> 179. Mary Ann And Salah Appear For No Reason

> 180. Isabel Wondertainment Sucks A Lollipop Innocently

> 181. Yes, I Am Going To Keep Stealing Djoric's Characters

> 182. Overanalysis Of Meaningless Patterns

> 183. It's Super Effective!

> 184. An Existential Crisis

> 185. Ruiz Seeks The Oracle Of Delphi

> 186. I Just Lost The Game

> 187. Updating The NAND Of The Mind

> 188. It's Not Real, It Never Was, You Pathetic Fools

> 189. The Oracle Is Kind Of A Huge Bitch

> 190. wowwee go enlighten ursefl

> 191. If You Skip This Chapter Nothing Will Make Sense

> 192. Any Time, Any Place, You And Me

> 193. Rebirth Of The Author

> 194. Rita's Walrus Was A Double Agent

> 195. And That’s The Way We Do It

> 196. Incomprehensible Jibber Jabber

> 197. Entrails Gouged Out With A Dull Knife

> 198. Rita's Walrus Was A Triple Agent

> 199. Together, As Father And Son

> 200. A Stun Gun Is Quite Dangerous

> 201. Pico Acts Like A Crazy Guy And Nobody Is Surprised

> 202. Good Night Dead Society

> 203. And Choirs Of Angels Sing Thee To Thy Rest

> 204. Cat Sneezes Are Horrifying

> 205. The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage

> 206. Wait, Wasn't That A Panic At The Disco Song?

> 207. More Protein Powder

> 208. Knowledge Is Power, Power Is Current Times Voltage

> 209. You Cannot Destroy An Idea

> 210. Boku No Pico Wilson (DON'T GOOGLE THAT)

> 211. Two Houses, Both Alike In Dignity

> 212. A Confident Black Woman Asserts Her Individuality

> 213. Agent Green Accidentally Annexes Poland

> 214. War… War Never Changes

> 215. War Has Changed

> 216. Rita's Walrus Was Secretly On Her Side The Whole Time

> 217. And Is Also A Metaphor For Childlike Innocence

> 218. I Swear I Will Use Your Skull As A Chalice

> 219. Beams Of Light

> 220. A Foreboding Atmosphere

> 221. Everything Gets Super Serious

> 222. Agent Green Tries To Help But Can't Do Much

> 223. It Turns Out Every SCP Was Anart, Who Knew

> 224. Ruiz Dies For Like The Fifth Time

> 225. Then He Comes Back

> 226. Now He's Dead

> 227. Just Kidding, He's Fine

> 228. Rita's Walrus Is Released Into The Wild

> 229. Can Even I Be Saved?

> 230. No Pico, No You Can't

> 231. You Crazy Asshole

> 232. The End Of The Beginning

>oh god just fucking kill me now

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>fuck