“Happy birthday, Ice Princess!”

And with this out of the way

That name is just a bit tired,

Now wouldn’t you say?

Because really, Jessica,

You’re much, so much more

Than the air-con loving trainee

We’ve all come to adore.

Over the years we’ve been so very lucky

To learn some quirks and what makes you tick

Beyond that incredible on-stage presence

And the “Sergeant Sica” shtick.

Baseball might not be your gift

But so many other things are

You debuted as a fresh new dancer

And now you’re the highest of stars.

Your “Sica Effect” has become precious

We know you’re only blunt because you care

Honesty is such a virtue

Who has time for loquacious flair?

But let’s melt that ice-cold aura

‘Cause we know for a fact that you’re warm

Caring for your members, your sister

Or keeping Kyungsan from harm.

Of course it’s hard to avoid “princess”

With a beauty that leaves us in awe

Model looks to make us speechless

The envious search in vain for a flaw.

And can we pause for just a moment

To appreciate that unbelievable voice

Whether it’s solos or OSTs, English or Korean

It’s no wonder that you’re first choice.

“Legally Blonde” stunned us completely

The spotlight was yours, times two

Please, Sic Woods, a third run now

Right now. N. O. W.

“We stay fresh by being silly.”

Though cucumbers always bring such a mess

Your personality puts your best foot forward

Even when running can be so much “STRESS!”

Getting piggyback rides after music shows

Dragging members down for “Himnae”

Are you really the second oldest?

Or have you been leading us astray?

But to see you so amazingly happy

Only makes our love grow even more

We laugh along with our own silly grins

What else could we ever ask for?

Without a doubt, we’re head over heels

Struggling to stay on our feet

You’re cute one second and gorgeous the next

You really don’t miss a beat.

These past five years have been a joy

And there is so much more on the way

You’ve come this far since that summer of ’07

How proud we are, any SONE can say.

So a very happy birthday, Jessica

Thanks for the smiles, no matter when

Want to bring it back to 140?

We’ll gladly do it all over again.

Image Sources: Pabian, Soshified Photo Gallery, Ling, ScrappyTongCoco, WoorissicaWritten by: moonrise31@soshifiedEdited by: taengsoshi@soshified, MoonSoshi9@soshified