In a shocking announcement, TyLoo has announced the rebranding of their world-famous Counter-Strike squad as well as two new partnerships.

TyLoo’s CS squad will now be known as MiCN, short for Made in China. This TyLoo-owned brand will be sponsored by Nike and Apple, two kind benefactors to the Chinese labor force.

TyLoo has also announced their plans for a new practice facility where their players will be able to play constantly. Apple has proudly stated their contribution to this facility as safety nets beneath the windows so that the players and management never have to worry about accidents.

A spokesman within the TyLoo organization proudly called these new changes “a Great Leap Forward.”

MiCN’s first tournament under the new name will be the Asia Minor. That same spokesman said that “MiCN is an internet cessation [sic]” and that “they are guaranteed to proceed to the Major.”

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