Porn is often the one place where guys can live out their sexual fantasies. Of course, that doesn’t mean actually participating in such activity, but, at the very least, it gives them a chance to gawk over people getting paid to have sex and do so.

While we’re probably all jealous of some of the crazy things we see in pornos, the industry has introduced some super interesting (and impressive) things. What are some of the ones people remembered seeing in a porn the most? Well, we turned to Reddit to get the answer, with people sharing some funny stories — and, yep, some of these only make us more jealous.

There’s a video of a guy that jizzes in 2 different girls pussies at once. I think I could find it if there was any interest, one of the girls was Anjelica Ebbi. Never seen anything like it before or since.

It was two guys that had leather clothes on (I think just masks gloves and whatnot) with a girl wearing a blindfold and gag. Anyway at one point one guy holds down the girl with her butt in the air and the other guy, I shit you not, starts shooting small arrows from a toy bow that had dildo tips on them attempting to shoot them into the girl’s vagina from a few feet back. And after a few attempts (all the while me cheering for this leather clad gentleman) he actually got one to stick. One of the finest displays of archery I’ve ever seen. I’ve been trying to find the same video but to no avail.

This dude had BOTH his balls in this girl’s butt, and his crank was in her vag. When he pulled his balls out of her asshole, it made an audible “pop” noise. He then shouted “BOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHH!!!

Standing 69ing. The woman was the one standing.

Hands down, Hot Kinky Jo is the most impressive porn star i’ve ever seen. I don’t even view it as arousing, but more like an amazing feat of human ability, like running an ultramarathon. The “alien belly” sequence – in which her friend fists her and you can literally see her stomach bulge like in Aliens – is incredible beyond words. How do you even get to that point?

A guy sticks his dick in a girls pussy. Then another girl sticks her hand in the girls ass, AND THEN JERKS THE GUY OFF WHILE STILL INSIDE THE GIRL!

I saw someone eating cereal out of a womans asshole once.

Of course, we couldn’t publish all of the funny porn stories, so head on over to the entire Reddit thread to see some others. Trust us, they’ll bring more than a few laughs to help your day better.

(H/T Reddit)