Srsly. Look at this crappy mug. It's completely flushed. The sheer ugliness of it is constipating. I think I'm just going to wipe it out of memory.

And that's all I got.

In all seriousness, thank you for the AWESOME UGLY MUG, secret santa person whose name is on the box waayyyy over there. I love it. It's perfect. I can't wait to use it!

EDIT: Thank you, arniethedino!