Product Description

Item: Mysterious Martian Reactor Start Button

Planet of Acquisition: Mars

Dimensions (standard Earth Units) : 1.443 in 1.44 in 0.46 in | 3.664 cm 3.658 cm 1.168 cm

Purpose: Starts the reactor



Description: see below



Don't touch that! Get away! Get back! If you turn it on once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet. Mars will go into global meltdown. That's why the aliens never turned it on.



This Martian Device would make a really handy (get it?) paperweight or similar desk tchotchke.



Enterprising people could also pry off the start button on their cars and cram this Martian start button it its place. Yeah, that might ruin the resale value of the car whether it's made of turbinum or not but it would look really cool!