I opened the package in my car at the post office because I was so excited. At first I saw the box read Black and Decker and got super excited that someone had sent me tools. I mean, who doesn't need tools? Then I saw that it was taped up, and another address label was on the box and figured I had to go deeper.

The first thing I saw was the note. It explained all what was in the box. Bubble wrap for popping Plastic army men: who doesn't need those? Plus Polar bear toy: The sender couldn't find a sheep which I love, but a polar bear was the next best option. They named him Samuel which is a pretty good name. Hallowe'en DVDS: 8 in total in 2 dvd cases which are so horrible that I should only watch while drunk, or playing as a drinking game. Robot bus pass: I get to be the first non-asian in Coquitlam with a robot bus pass. Button with Astro-cat: this was on the polar bear. Painting: Who doesn't want a painting of the ocean? Candles: The sender got these as a wedding favour when a friend got married. She is now seperated from her husband and a lesbian. TMI? (no, it makes for a good story of how I got the candles!) Harmonica: I see that you're musical and here is a new instrument for you to learn.

They also noticed from stalking that I am on r/keto a lot so they didn't send any sweets. How awesome is that?