Stephen Colbert is hardly the only late-night television host with an 11:30 show, but there was one quality that distinguished him from the pack: his own flavor of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream, called Stephen Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream. Now even that isn’t enough to distinguish him. On Wednesday those disloyal confectioners at Ben & Jerry’s observed Jimmy Fallon‘s second anniversary as a late-night host by giving him his own flavor, Jimmy Fallon’s Late Night Snack. (Don’t groan at us, we’re not the ones who come up with these names.)

Stung by the sugar-coated stab in the back, Mr. Colbert took to his “Colbert Report” desk on Thursday night to berate the rival who had stolen his gimmick, only to be interrupted by Mr. Fallon himself. A good-natured battle of wits ensued (in which Mr. Colbert declared that Mr. Fallon’s ice cream flavor was “pretty good for 12:30 but just not ready for the 11:30 time slot”), requiring an intervention from perhaps the only man who could prevent another bloody, casualty-filled late-night war: Jon Stewart.

And just to prove there were no hard feelings, Mr. Fallon stuck around for a second segment in which he joined Mr. Colbert in a psychedelic, ice-cream-fueled hallucination. If the phrase “pralines of understanding” ever becomes part of the television lexicon, this is why: