ugh

ugh

oh

purr

call me Big G the humdinger gunslinger

ya i move like im john wayne’s dead ringer

sh*t, i just trump so fly, jump so high

and whump them mice go thump, that right

i purr in delight death be the rite

my flow like iguazu, i break through

like jesus john two-O — hell yah

make haste, small mammals to waste

it’s my modus operandi up the ante

vomit on ya carpet piss up the apartment

call me beast but yo i eat fancy feast!

a regular artist i harvest, the hit, the nip

and roll in it! some b*tches howl

i be the prowl on the street the beat

cant compete! best be understood

this my hood, my meter and measure

my life of murder for leisure.

purr

purr

ugh-purrrrr

yo, i never asked for noth’n

just a lil love’n and kibble, now

im blow’n up aint no quibble

and still no respect wont accept

think me a dog panting to defer?

yah i carry a tail and got fur

but i born on the streets

bighouse nine weeks

and they neuter me. well gee

y’all say you humane? can’t be

you spray away, release my pain

it aint easy being cat man thinks he all that

but as i ascend this imperialism will end

so say adieu gonna bend ya blue a la john yoo!

haha ya you think you high and mighty a-s-c-p-a?

well humdinger! i a-bout to torture and buffet!

ha. ha. purr purr

b*tches best defer

and respect my furrrrrr,

purr.

yo

yo

meoow

yo i got fur, fur, yea i got fur

them b*tches still hate but sh*t

i got friskies in every flavor, savor

your envy, it’s just elementary

yeezy weezy think they the sh*t easy

but shi*it, y’all just rich b*tches

you seek them frills, i eat my kills

ya you rodent as i pounce smooth

ya student as i pronounce truth, that

it’s you take i take egoism alright

it’s indisputable it’s business as usual

that we turn to thugs and altas shrugs

a new world order, i do murder

i do purr and consume the bieber!

ha think they better than king kibble?

don’t piddle! virtue gone republic rubicon

it’s the izzle extrajudicial the predator strikes

no vice I excise and you: and you be mice.

the cat rap by Gulliver “King Kibble” Cat

transliterated from the cat by spencer







