Matthew McConaughey's older brother Michael (known as Rooster), appears to be everything the younger McConaughey embodied in his earlier rom-com days—minus the abs. He's the Southern every guy's guy, who'd probably be comfortable surrounded by empty cans of Lone Star, or, in this case Miller Lite.

As Rooster—self-made millionaire and star of the upcoming West Texas Investors Club—says, Miller Lite is his favorite beer, and he loves it so much he named his son Miller Lyte (note the Y to class it up a bit).

Although young Miller Lyte McConaughey (I personally think the Miller part of the name is profound and poetic) is 9 years old now, Miller's parent company SABMiller found out about the branded name only recently. To reward this lifetime commitment to the rather tasteless "champagne of beers," SABMiller fittingly gave Rooster a year supply, or 24 cases, of Miller Lite, as TMZ reports. Did Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin get a bunch of free iPhones for naming their kid Apple? No. Did Jason Lee get a ton of ... whatever for naming his kid Pilot Inspektor? No. This is another instance of the McConaugheys just inexplicably winning.

The McConaughey genes must run strong in young Miller Lyte, because when people ask him if he's named after the beer, the 9-year-old responds with, "No, the beer is named after me," according to Dad. You can see Rooster discuss the traditions of McConaughey nomenclature in the video above.

Maybe now's a good time to reminisce on Matthew's quote from How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days: "If you are gonna name my ... member ... you gotta to name it something hyper-masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!"

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