In the latest in a string of accusations against Led Zeppelin for songs written over 40 years ago, a time traveling caveman by the name of Gark, who appeared yesterday in the parking lot of a Wendy’s in Nashville, TN, claimed that he originally wrote “How Many More Times” from the band’s debut album.

“Me want credit where credit due,” said Gark, who was shining his giant club named “Thudder”, “It only fair that Zep acknowledge Gark.”

Gark, who originally hails from the year 42,000 BC, claims that the band discovered his wall writings on a trip to an archeological dig in Kuwait. The writings are seen as the earliest representation of sheet music from Gark’s time. According to Gark, Jimmy Page then copied the writings by carving it into his leg with a sharp rock (none of the other band members had a pen at the time). Gark originally discovered the band’s alleged plagiarism when he time travelled to 1971 and appeared in the middle of one of their shows.

“Me was shocked, then me was angry,” said Gark, “Gark will get royalties from band or Gark will smash them with Thudder.”

When asked why he waited until now to come forward, Gark responded, “You serious? Me time traveler, me got places to be. Not everything about your time period.” In fact, as soon as we finished speaking with him, Gark left in a great flash of light

We managed to reach Page for comment, whereupon he shook his head and said “I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.” However, we did notice him grabbing his right leg rather tightly.