Brettcoin is the future of currency!

Brettcoin is a peer-to-peer virtual currency that is generated from electrons - "something from nothing" as we say in the money biz! Brettcoin is a testament to the power of the Internet.

Brettcoin can be used to easily fund things like puppy mills, Scientology, terrorism, and "drugs".

You can't yet use Brettcoin to buy food, gas, clothing, or other so-called "goods and services," but trust me - that day is coming! Once the world wakes up and recognizes the incredible potential of Brettcoin and the immediate improvement to quality of life that only peer-to-peer Bretts can deliver, you'll have made your first million Brettcoins by virtue of being an early adopter!

Soon you'll be able to buy and sell houses with Brettcoin!

Because Brettcoin is not issued from a central banking authority, you can rest assured that all Brettcoin transactions are safe, secure, and extremely awesome.

Brettcoin is virtual, which means its value is *virtually* unlimited!

Brettcoin is totally a real thing.

Brettcoin is not some fake thing.

Any negativity surrounding Brettcoin that you may have seen is just FUD put out there by Brettcoin speculators OR people representing "Big Money" who just don't get it!

The exchange rate varies, but just doing a quick calculation here it looks like 1 Brettcoin is currently valued at exactly $50,000 US Dollars.

Currently the only way to obtain Brettcoin is to go through a Brettcoin exchange - a service that will exchange your real money for totally legit Brettcoin funds.

DreamHost just so happens to be running a Brettcoin exchange ourselves! To get your hands on some of that hot, sweet Brettcoin, send a check or money order to:

DreamHost

attn: Brettcoin Department

PMB #257

417 Associated Rd.

Brea, CA 92818

USA

When payment is received you will receive an email containing a virtual token equal to the value of your newly-acquired Brettcoin. Keep it safe! If you lose that token there is no way to recover your lost Brettcoins. Sorry.

Thanks in advance for your support of disruptive, totally not fake, revolutionary monetary systems!

-Brett

@DreamHostBrett