ISIS is the world leader in terror. You've heard the name, now be a part of the fastest growing terror company in the Middle East! ISIS is currently looking for recent graduates who can step in as our 2nd in command. If you're a cool, laid back guy who hates the west and infidels, than we want to hear from you! As you know, the United States has recently killed our previous number 2 guy, Abd al-Rahman Mustafa al-Qaduli, and the best part is, they think that it will affect us! We laughed so hard at that. So if you're a hip millenial and you think you have what it takes to work for the biggest name in militant Islam, apply! And please, no a-holes

What you'll be doing:

Randomly pointing at a place and saying "blow that up."

Occasionally shouting "Allah hu akhbar!"

Requirements:

Ability to randomly point at a place and say "blow that up."

Preferred skills

Willingness to be killed in the name of militant Islam (but you'll get 72 virgins)

Desire to misinterpret the Quran

Hatred for infidels

NO JEWS!

We are looking for any qualified candidate. Really! Anyone can do this job. So just apply and we'll get you one the first plane to point as something and blow it up.

Salary commensurate with experience

Job Type: Temporary

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