Me: Spike you little devil!!



Spike: what did i do?



Me: i saw everything you did to thunderlane you little scum bag dragon you don't deserve rarity even she likes you, doesn't want to be married to a psychotic dragon who frames some ponies



Spike: i do deserve her



Me: no you don't, you are not even fit to marry rarity you are too young to marry her i will tell everything to twilight what you did to thunderlane



Spike: NO DONT IT WILL RUIN ME.



Me: You Ruined yourself.



Twilight: SPIKE!!.. How dare you do those horrible things to thunderlane. Im going to tell rarity and queen celestia what you have done.



Thunderlane: yes im free!.



Spike: whispers you are just lucky there is someone watching your back thunderlane!