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Pencil in penis backfires

Posted on by Coleus

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."



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Ouch! what an idiot. I wonder if he sharpened it or filed the pencil smooth before inserting it.



To: Coleus

Don't tell me the Serbs aren't tough.



by 2 posted onby cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)

To: Coleus

OUCH!



by 3 posted onby leda (Dream a better dream and work to make it reality!)

To: Coleus

A pencil in the wang? And I thought I was cool writing my name in the snow with yellow ink.......sheesh.



To: Coleus; mhking

just damn ping.



by 5 posted onby jdm (You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)

To: Coleus

Thanks for the great laugh...



To: Coleus

No kidding. Two Popsicle sticks and a couple of rubber bands do the job. Not that I'd know. I've just heard that. . . Really.



To: cripplecreek

I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?



by 8 posted onby Coleus (IMHO, The IVF procedure is immoral & kills many embryos/children and should be outlawed)

To: Coleus; Conservative4Life

Reading the title made me think it shot out somehow :O



To: Coleus

"So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis."



By "new lover," do they mean his new, out of the box electric pencil sharpener? [ / cringe ]



I don't think any woman can realize just how painful it is to be a man and read something like this.



You just cringe, really. It's that wicked.



by 10 posted onby jdm (You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)

To: Coleus

"I'm wondering how he expected his semen to come out when his urethra was plugged with a pencil?"



Perhaps he didn't want his semen to be released.



This is a new form of contraception (#2 style).



by 11 posted onby jdm (You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)

To: Coleus

he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis. And all along I was under the impression that intense,searing pain at that exact location would be a turn off not the other way around.



To: Coleus

Was it a #2?



Was it a Dixon Ticonderoga or an Eberhard Faber?



To: Coleus

This hurts just to read about! How does someone actually go through with such a stupid plan?



To: Coleus

"Sorry Doc, the pills don't work. I even tried packing 'em in two at a time, but it didn't help."



To: Coleus

Good Grief more serbia erotica.



by 16 posted onby usmcobra (I'm a Marine on currently on inactive status awaiting an eternal change of duty station)

To: King Prout; Darksheare; arasina

Freakin' Moron Ping.



To: Army Air Corps

Maybe it was an Eberhard Faber, I heard they put a lot of lead in their pencils.



by 18 posted onby Coleus (IMHO, The IVF procedure is immoral & kills many embryos/children and should be outlawed)

To: Coleus

Well, if someone asks this guy "Is that a pencil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?", he can reply, "Both".



To: null and void; Darksheare

A ping to make you feel somewhat normal.



by 20 posted onby sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)

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