[7:40:38 PM] Person #1: Guys

[7:40:40 PM] Person #1: Remember the thread

[7:40:46 PM] Person #2: ATM, I have -50 mod points

[7:40:47 PM] Person #3: It was was a fucking joke

[7:40:50 PM] Person #2: And 2500 <Person #4> points

[7:40:53 PM] Person #5: 5 of those were from me

[7:40:56 PM] Person #5: Just...putting that out there

[7:41:04 PM] Person #6: how do i mod point

[7:41:07 PM] Person #6: s

[7:41:11 PM] Person #2: ./modpoints

[7:41:11 PM] Person #4: Daeshik points are better

[7:41:13 PM] Person #5: You don't count phair

[7:41:15 PM] Person #5: Because you sux

[7:41:15 PM] Person #4: cause you can buy sex

[7:41:18 PM] Person #6: o

[7:41:22 PM] Person #2: For 2 Daeshik points

[7:41:23 PM] Person #2: 10 minutes

[7:41:26 PM] Person #3: Modpoints = sexual favors from Apple

[7:41:29 PM] Person #2: I get it for free

[7:41:33 PM] Person #4: Minimal

[7:41:35 PM] Person #6: MUST ACCUMULATE MOD POINTS

[7:41:36 PM] Person #2: Apple's fucking expensive, though

[7:41:37 PM] Person #4: is that how Torn got it?

[7:41:44 PM] Person #2: It's like 10,000 mod points for 5 minutes

[7:41:46 PM] Person #2: Sheesh

[7:41:50 PM] Person #6: wow

[7:41:55 PM] Person #6: I don't even have one yet

[7:41:56 PM] Person #6: damn

[7:41:56 PM] Person #3: It's worth it

[7:41:58 PM] Person #3: Trust me

[7:41:58 PM] Person #2: It was totally worth it, though

[7:42:11 PM] Person #2: Apple's amazing

[7:42:16 PM] Person #2: 5 minutes seems like an hour

[7:42:18 PM] Person #6: is there a bank i can rob for these mod points?

[7:42:21 PM] Person #2: No

[7:42:25 PM] Person #6: well shit

[7:42:25 PM] Person #2: They're not stored in a bank

[7:42:26 PM] Person #6: count me out

[7:42:29 PM] Person #2: Apple keeps them in his night dresser

[7:42:33 PM] Person #5: Rob Apple's house

[7:42:40 PM] Person #2: He keeps it locked

[7:42:42 PM] Person #5: That'll get you about 7 billion mod points

[7:42:44 PM] Person #2: Only he has the key

[7:42:52 PM] Person #4: Well

[7:42:57 PM] Person #4: We could bribe him with sex

[7:42:57 PM] Person #3: the key is his penis

[7:42:58 PM] Person #4: to open it

[7:43:09 PM] Person #2: I was just going to say that Mini

[7:43:11 PM] Person #2: FFS

[7:43:13 PM] Person #3: Hahaha

[7:43:17 PM] Person #4: Why is this convo in business chat?

[7:43:20 PM] Person #4: o_o

[7:43:23 PM] Person #2: Lol

[7:43:27 PM] Person #5: Because, we're using the word 'Mod'

[7:43:32 PM] Person #5: Therefore, it's offical

[7:43:33 PM] Person #3: ^

[7:43:43 PM] Person #7: guys, were talking about sex with Apple, it's very serious buisness

[7:43:50 PM] Person #2: You wouldn't be able to get the mod points if you opened the dresser, anyway

[7:43:58 PM] Person #4: Apple has to give them to you

[7:44:01 PM] Person #4: personally

[7:44:05 PM] Person #2: Exactly

[7:44:08 PM] Person #5: Lol, mod points flow into your soul in a slow but steady stream

[7:44:14 PM | Edited 7:44:35 PM] Person #2: (SPOILER: THE MOD POINTS ARE APPLE'S SEMEN)

[7:44:20 PM] Person #3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[7:44:28 PM] Person #6: LOL

[7:44:35 PM] Person #4: LOLOL

[7:44:36 PM] Person #4: xD

[7:44:40 PM] Person #7: mod points travel into your anus and work their way up into your soul

[7:44:42 PM] Person #5: Fuck.

[7:44:45 PM] Person #2: Lol Gecko

[7:44:50 PM] Person #5: Well guys

[7:44:54 PM] Person #2: We're all getting demodded

[7:44:54 PM] Person #4: How many modpoints per liter?

[7:44:59 PM] Person #2: 2

[7:45:10 PM] Person #6: how do you get negative mod points, then?

[7:45:10 PM] Person #2: That's why they're so expensive

[7:45:14 PM] Person #7: so his penis is a hose?

[7:45:15 PM] Person #3: You fuck Apple

[7:45:17 PM] Person #7: kappa

[7:45:18 PM] Person #3: Is how, Phair

[7:45:26 PM] Person #4: Dayum, Torn must've sucked for quiet a while for 20 mod points

[7:45:29 PM] Person #6: goin in to debt

[7:45:36 PM] Person #7: oooooohh mawwwwnzuuuure

[7:45:40 PM] Person #6: lol

[7:45:40 PM] Person #2: I still have -50

[7:45:43 PM] Person #2: I got too excited one time

[7:46:09 PM] Person #7: to loose mod points, apple has to manually stick his hand up your anus and...well the rest is self explanatory

[7:46:10 PM] Person #3: Just abide by the rules, you don't touch him unless he says you can

[7:46:28 PM] Person #2: Unless you're Rixiot

[7:47:11 PM] Person #1: You wouldn't believe how many mod points Anxuiz needed to get to become a dev.

[7:47:16 PM] Person #4: lol

[7:47:28 PM] Person #2: We all know, Torn

[7:47:32 PM] Person #2: We all know

[7:47:33 PM] Person #3: So how do y'all store your mod points?

[7:47:38 PM] Person #4: In your anus

[7:47:40 PM] Person #3: I keep them in a jar on my night stand

[7:47:40 PM] Person #4: But

[7:47:42 PM] Person #2: I keep them hidden in my belly button

[7:47:43 PM] Person #2: Huehuehue

[7:47:46 PM] Person #4: I keep em in my fridge

[7:47:50 PM] Person #4: nice and fresh

[7:48:08 PM] Person #7: i take them to the sperm bank

[7:48:19 PM] Person #7: kappa

[7:48:22 PM] Person #2: You can't do that

[7:48:23 PM] Person #3: (<Person #6>, go find that bank and rob it)

[7:48:24 PM] Person #2: It's too rich

[7:48:30 PM] Person #2: Too thick

[7:48:34 PM] Person #7: TOO WHITE

[7:48:41 PM] Person #2: The sperm bank couldn't hold such a substance

[7:48:55 PM] Person #4: <Person #2> lost all his mod points from drinking too much of it

[7:49:01 PM] Person #4: That's why he has -50

[7:49:06 PM | Removed 7:49:14 PM] Person #2: This message has been removed.

[7:49:09 PM] Person #2: That's top secret

[7:49:14 PM] Person #7: he shot the points out of his anus and drank them?

[7:49:19 PM] Person #2: Well

[7:49:20 PM] Person #4: Yep

[7:49:21 PM] Person #2: Not exactly

[7:49:22 PM] Person #4: I believe so

[7:49:25 PM] Person #4: because

[7:49:28 PM] Person #2: It's more complicated than that

[7:49:28 PM | Edited 7:50:01 PM] Person #4: =TOP SECRET=

[7:49:29 PM] Person #4: wait

[7:49:31 PM] Person #2: DAE

[7:49:31 PM] Person #2: NO

[7:49:32 PM] Person #4: I said nothing

[7:49:33 PM] Person #2: NOT YET

[7:49:36 PM] Person #2: FFS

[7:49:42 PM] Person #2: TOO SOON

[7:49:54 PM] Person #4: =TOP SECRET=

[7:50:04 PM] Person #4: there

[7:50:08 PM] Person #4: no one saw that

[7:50:09 PM] Person #2: Ok

[7:50:09 PM] Person #2: Good

[7:50:24 PM] Person #7: im copy pasting this conversation

[7:50:28 PM] Person #2: Lol

[7:50:31 PM] Person #8: good god

[7:50:33 PM] Person #8: [7:49 PM] Person #7: he shot the points out of his anus and drank them?

[7:50:33 PM] Person #4: umm

[7:50:35 PM] Person #2: Put it on the forums

[7:50:36 PM] Person #1: This type of talk could get you stoned in pakistan.

[7:50:38 PM] Person #4: no

[7:50:40 PM] Person #4: don't

[7:50:40 PM] Person #4: xD

[7:50:42 PM] Person #2: Oh wait, it's buisness

[7:50:43 PM] Person #2: Damn

[7:50:44 PM] Person #2: We can't

[7:50:51 PM] Person #2: Shame

[7:51:05 PM] Person #4: inb4 Khaz/H0B0 posts this in Official Announcements