"Oh? I wonder if my little sister is thinking of bananas... or is getting some lewd thoughts from it."

"I-I have no such thoughts."

"Really? Is it drool falling from your mouth? And that cute blush..."

"Shut up!"

"You know, this is the last banana in all the castle I'm afraid. Unless... your little dirty mind was thinking of some kind of... substitute?"

"Shut up, you meanie!"

"Mmm. So good."

"I want this banana!"

"You want this banana?"

"I WANT IT!!!"

"Okay. Here."

"W-what? B-but you just said..."

"I lied. Also... IT SEEMS THAT SHE LIKES BANANAS, BOYS!"

Guard were cheering in the hall.

"What is this? What's going on?"

"Oh. Nothing much. But, I'm pretty sure you'll soon become more popular than you expected... And maybe even fulfill those dirty thought you had sooner..." *wink*

"......"