i was walkin down the street one dau and a gay bisexual black native american asian latino trans non-binary afab amab otherkin cam up to me and said “die cis scum. able bodied white males like you are oppressin me and i hope you drink bleach and kill yourself shitlord. a bloo bloo bloo muh feels.”

and i said “friendly reminder reverse racism is just as bad as racism and theres nothing wrong with being straight uwu (◕‿◕✿)”

and she said “how the fuck did you even say that flower emoji”

and I said “how the fuck did you say ‘die cis scum’, 2011 called and they want their slogans back” and then i dropped the mic (btw i was holding a microphone)

and then she cried and ran back to tumblr to get the aclu to sue me for harrassment and meanwhile i got on my surfboard and rode back home on a glorious wave of axe body spray

this is a true story that happen