If I asked you which player on the Brooklyn Nets you thought was most likely to distribute "Disney Fairies" valentines, complete with little inspirational messages, to his fellow teammates, you would probably guess goofy backup center Andray Blatche — and you would be correct.

We hope "Dray Bear" also had cards for Deron Williams and the rest of the boys, because the first rule of elementary school valentines is that IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY, THEN NOBODY GETS ONE.