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60 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes

Published on 5/4/2007



Famous funny, dumb and stupid celebrity quotes:







«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»



- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. One of the worst celebrity quotes ever.



«If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.»



- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President



«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»



— Christina Aguilera







«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»

- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel



«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»

- Milos Forman, Film director



«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»

- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.



«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»

- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate



«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»

- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach



«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»

- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)



«I think war is a dangerous place.»

- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)



«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»

- Greg Norman, Golfer



«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»

- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college



«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»

- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal



«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»

- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player



«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»

- Paris Hilton (December 2003)









«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»



- Arnold Schwarzenegger



«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»



- Mariah Carey, pop singer



«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»



- Yogi Berra, Baseball player



«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»

- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.



«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President



«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»

- Dan Rather, television news anchor



«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»

- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000



«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»

- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.



«I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.»

- Frank Bruno, Boxer



«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»

- George Bush



«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»

- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season



«I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»

- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons



«The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»

- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst



«Half this game is ninety percent mental.»

- Danny Ozark, Philadelphia Phillies manager



«Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.»

- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant.









«If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold them.»



- Ted Turner, media mogul, on selling off his money losing properties



«They misunderestimated me.»



- George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)



«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.»



- Linda Evangelista, Supermodel



«Facts are stupid things.»

- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President



«What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.»

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President



«That's just the tip of the ice cube.»

- Neil Hamilton, BBC2



«A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.»

- Samuel Goldwyn



«I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.»

- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer



«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President



«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.»

- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.



«The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.»

- Sylvestor Stallone, Actor



«Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.»

- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC



«We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.»

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President



«Will the highways on the internet become more few?»

- George W Bush, Concord, New Hampshire, (29th January 2000)



«Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.»

- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister









«There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.»



- Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor



«We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.»



- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks



«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.»



— Britney Spears



«Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.»

- Mickey Rivers, baseball player



«I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.»

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President



«Put the 'off' button on.»

- George W. Bush, Associated Press, 14th February 2000



«So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?»

- Michael Barrymore



«Food is an important part of a balanced diet.»

- Fran Lebowitz, US writer



«We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?»

- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation



«For NASA, space is still a high priority.»

- Dan Quayle



«He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.»

- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer



«If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.»

- George Gobel



«If only faces could talk...»

- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl



«Every minute was more exciting than the next.»

- Linda Evans, actress



«I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.»

— Jessica Simpson







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