Former 49ers coach Jim Tomsula is now handling the Skins’ defensive line, and not only is he free of the crushing burden of working for Jed York, but he’s also lost some facial hair and fat.


It was already known that Tomsula had shaved his thick mustache, an attribute which contributed to a whole aesthetic that signaled I take great care in layering the cold cuts in my sandwich, but according to him, his wife also recommended that he go on a diet.

“My wife said, ‘Look man, you look old and scraggly. Get that off.’ Her and the daughters. I said, ‘Okay, let me shave that off.’ She said, ‘And by the way, you’ve been fat for 20 years. Lose some weight.’”


Jim doesn’t get no respect, no respect at all. He visited an NFL team for a job interview and they said, “You’re hired. Here’s your mop and bucket.” Yow!