First. Let me say this thread isWith a capitalThe Game as it is proposed:Survive one work week at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza as the night guard. The scenario is intended is an IRL response, the passage of time is as it would be in real time.The Reward:Three Wishes and a Jetpack.Stipulations:-You can't modify the Animatronics in a permanent manner, or do anything that would be grounds for being fired. (So no napalm bombs under the stage, phosperous mines in the hallway, C4 outside the cove, etc)-The Animatronics begin by behaving in the manner they did in the game, but they should be considered fully sentient opponents. Whatever changes you implement they will adapt and respond to.My ResponseFirst. I go to the hardware store and buy a collection of assorted items:-PVC Pipe plus T-Connectors-Tarps-Motion Lights-Industrial Chains-Motion alarms.-Portable CD Player-Car Battery flashlights-Lamps-Windchimes-Video Camera-Flares-Marbles (Shit-ton of marbles. Buckets on Buckets)-Duct TapeFrom the American Munitions store I buy-A sufficiently large gun.I use my own money for this, no wishes no special pleading. I buy all this myself. All of my supplies I stash in my van. I like Dagoron's fiber-optic camera plan, but I don't know enough about camera's to pull it off.Night 1: I get a feel for the place and how the animatronic's work in a realistic setting, I bring a note pad and write down anything that occurs to me during the night. Bring one of my Car Battery Flashlights as a backup.Night 2: Bust out the Lamps and some of the wind-chimes. Set them up at strategic locations in the hallways outside my office. Hold off on showing my hand too soon. The Animatronics will likelysome sort of response on my part. So it should be reasonable for me to use these without offending their sense of the game. Check Foxy on occasion, and close the door when if he gives signs of being a problem. Keep notebook to write ideas.When 6 rolls around. I pull down my toys and head out. Replace whatever needs to be replaced, and get some sleep. Stuff gets tense tomorrow.Night 3: Everybody knows the game. I escalate properly in response. Lights, chimes, and a handful of marbles (only a little. I wan't the marbles to blend in and make it appear like they just got left in the building by kids. Hopefully they don't realize I'm the one bringing them in). Bust out both of my Car Battery flashlights and a motion alarm for the entrances to my hallways. I also start planning for the possibility that I don't make it out. My camera with an internet feed, flares, and a small container of gasoline. How they respond tonight will largely indicate how my efforts are affecting them. If they getaggressive, I can take it as a sign that my efforts are a sufficient frustration to what they expect to be a routine game. If they don't really respond to the countermeasures, then they are probably biding time for a counter-response.When 6 Rolls around, I tell the opening crew some lies about testing the security and checking for blind spots in the system. Something they'd buy.Night 4: Victory is almost tangible. I need merely follow the effort through for two more nights.PVC Pipes and tarps to break their line of sight through the building, paired with wind-chimes, chains wound around their feet, motion alarms, lamps, Car Battery Flashlights and my Motion Lights and sensors. IF they've gotten more aggressive with each night. If not, then scale back to avoid making them escalate too quickly. We are in a dance, I don't want to break the motions before they are ready. I escalate my emergency response plan. I bring a camouflage'd case containing my gun. I load it and couple it with my Camera, flairs, and gasoline. I don't know how ready one can be for Freddy, but I certainly try. I get ready for Freddy. Also note that Iuse the marbles tonight. They will likely think the few marbles were just a leftover from the parties on Wendsday, and so forget about them. Just as planned.When 6 rolls around: Doing an experiment to see how the lanes of traffic in the building work during a fire alarm, and how those lanes are used during regular hours. I stay after to get everything cleaned up, share a few fist bumps with the opening crew.Night 5:I show up wearing this:and playing this.Everything. I bust. Out. Everything: Lights, cameras, tarps, chains, alarms, lamps, wind-chimes, my gun. I spray-paint my marbles black to blend into the dark and throw them EVERYWHERE. I put tape over the Animatronic's eyes when they are sleeping. I wind length of chains over all of them and take all the precautions of the previous nights to the dangerous extreme. Every precaution. Every countermeasure. Every blindspot. I use everything I've learned over the past week to the ominous and deadly affect that I can muster. I use flashing lights to reset their timers. I grab a spare suit's mask and keep it with me in the security office. I escalate in preparation for their escalation. I get my radio to play jazzy spanish music over the PA, and dance my nervous tension away in my office, playing with my gun. I know they don't like this. I know they will be coming at me with all the fury that can be mustered. Everything they can do. Freddy will be teleporting like a mad man. Bonny and Chica will doubtlessly try to tag team me. Foxy will be Foxy. The dance will be fast and dangerous. A game of attrition played out over six hours. I take steps to insure I remain vigilant. Stimulants. Engagement. Phonecalls. I am on the eve of my ascension, and I will not let it slip by me.When 6 rolls around: Lead the BS to it's stirring conclusion. I was taking my experiment to its final stages. Wanted to see how a crowd would respond to a fire, based off of our exit strategies and other extreme conditions. Help them clean up as always, collect pay check. Donate it to charity.Receive wishesBecome a shape shifting sun-being that has all the power of a celestial body and the ability to direct and manipulate that power in whatever fashion I want, subconsciously and by choice.Show up for overtime on Saturday. Fight Freddy."Ole. you son of a Bitch. Ole."