@carmen: i was addressing more the content and sytle of the post than that actual actions mentioned.

If I wanted to picture a hairy man ape in the throws of coitus, I would just put a mirror on my ceiling. That way I don't have to think about Nutbastard and his Chief of Staff making strange grunting sounds.

Out of respect for the bastard, I will not even for a moment picture you in any compromising poses.