Disclaimer: This collection of words is far more offensive than informative. The slurs revolve around a handful of categories: promiscuous women, homosexuals, and anyone who acts like a dick, a pussy, or an asshole. Likewise, most of the absurd sex acts are illegal, impossible, or involve an unhealthy amount of urine, feces, or vomit. The cataloging of these words and phrases is in no way an endorsement of them. Also, the list will continue to evolve, so please add your suggestions for additional words, alternate meanings, or corrections in the comments below.

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ABC party: “Anything but clothes” theme party in which guests can come naked or draped in non-traditional coverups, such as duct tape, boxes, newspaper…

ABC Sex: In a long-term relationship when a couple only has sex on anniversaries, birthdays, and Christmas.

Ablutophilia: Fetish for baths or showers that usually centers around a naked person lathering themselves up.

ABR: "Adult breast feeding." The abbreviation is mainly used in the fetish world and in fetish porn.

Accident: A pregnancy that was not planned by at least one member of a couple.

Acomoclitic: A fetish for hairless genitals. Similar to: gynelophilous, hirsutophilia, hyphephilia, pubephilia, trichophilia.

Acorn: 1. The head of a penis. 2. A small penis.

Acrophilia: A fetish for having sex in high places such as on mountains or rooftops. Some members of the mile high club have this fetish.

Acrotomophilia: A fetish for amputees and their shortened limbs.

Acucullophilia: A fetish, or preference, for circumcised men.

Acousticophilia: A fetish involving sounds. This can include such things as being aroused by music or a partner's moaning.

Actirasty: A fetish for sun exposure. This is often a fetish of tanorexics, fans of outdoor sex, or those who only date really tan people.

Adolescentilism: A fetish for acting, dressing, or being treated like an adolescent.

Adult Book/Toy Store: Sex shop.

Aftermath: Postcoital cuddling.

Agalmatophilia: A fetish for a human-like doll, mannequin, or statue. This does not include the use of sex dolls merely as surrogates for real partners. Similar to pygmalionism.

Age Play: A type of fetishistic role-playing in which people pretend to be substantially older or younger than they are. Includes fetishes like adolescentilism and infantilism.

Agnosexual: A person who has yet to decide on how to categorize his sexuality.

Agonophiliac: A fetish for violence or fighting as foreplay. Men with this fetish are often fans of pornographic scenes that feature wrestling or rough sex.

Agoraphilia: A fetish for sex in public places. People with this fetish are often exhibitionists or people who get aroused by the thrill of potentially getting caught.

Agrexophilia: A fetish for having other people know about your sexual activities. This can include people with agoraphilia, those who like to have loud sex, exhibitionists, people who like to put their homemade sex tapes online, or those who simply like to brag about their conquests.

Air Inflation: One of the most common types of inflation fetish. This usually involves the fantasy of inflating a person with a bicycle pump to a comically large size. Some practitioner of this fetish enjoy pumping air into their partner's anus to create a bulging belly and a feeling of fullness, though this practice is not without risk.

Airplane Blonde: A woman who dyes her hair blonde but who still has a “black box.”

Airtight: When a woman is simultaneously penetrated by penises in her mouth, vagina, and anus.

Alarm Clock: A partner who wakes you up for morning sex.

Algolagnia: A fetish for pain.

Allorgasmia: A fetish for fantasizing about someone other than your current partner. A common fetish among married couples.

Allotriorasty: A fetish for sex partners of another race, ethnicity, or nationality. This is common among women who are attracted to accents. This fetish is likely connected to the need to keep a community's gene pool diverse.

Alpha Male: A dominant male. A leader of a group of males who generally has first choice when it comes to selecting potential mates from a group of females. In younger males, dominance is often related to physical dominance or an aggressive personality. In older men, dominance is expressed in terms of wealth, power, and control. Synonyms: big dicker, stud

Alphmegamia: A fetish for older men. This is a common fetish among women as mate selection for females is less impacted by the age of a potential mate than by his status.

Alprostadil: A vasodilator used to treat erectile dysfunction.

Altocalciphilia: A fetish for high heels. Common among those with a foot fetish. Synonyms: retifism.

Alvinolagnia A fetish for stomachs. Likely linked to the importance of wide hips when it comes to natural childbirth. Synonyms: partialism.

Amaurophilia: A fetish for not being seen during sex. This usually involves turning off the lights or blindfolding a partner. Some peeping toms and fans of glory holes have this fetish.

Ambisextrous: A person for whom the term “bisexual” is too constricting. Synonyms: agnosexual, happy shopper, trisexual.

Anaclitism: An erotic fixation on the objects one was exposed to as an infant, such as anal thermometers, bibs, bottles, pacifiers. Similar to: autonepiophilia, infantilism.

Anal Beads: A class of sex toy consisting of balls of various size strung together on a string or a flexible rod. Pleasure is not as much derived from the insertion of these beads, as from their extraction. Despite how tempting it may be, anal beads should not be ripped out with the same enthusiasm with which one yanks the cord of a lawnmower. Synonyms: Chinese/Oriental love beads, string of pearls, siamese strings.

Anal Bleaching: A cosmetic procedure in which chemicals or lasers are used to lighten the darker skin around the anus in order to make it match the lighter skin of the buttock. The process originated with female porn performers before seeping into mainstream populations in the early 2000s with the rise of free, online porn.

Analingus: Oral sex performed on the anus. Synonyms: ass blow, blow some ass, clean the kitchen, lick the fudge bowl, lick the jar/bowl clean, rim job, rimming, suck asshole, sugar bowl pie, toss the salad,

Anal Sex: ass fuck, ass sex, brown holing, bugger, bum fuck, butt bang, butt fuck, corn holing, digging a ditch, dipping a finger in the fudge, DNA (dick in ass), fishing for mudfish, fourth base, fudge packing, going down the dirt road, Greeking, hump the dump, lube the tube, making pound cake, packing fudge, pack the poop chute, painal, plan B, popping it in the toaster, pumper in the dumper, pushing shit up hill, ram job, ream, rectify, rump raid, saddle up, shit fuck, stir fudge, third way, traveling the Hershey Highway, using the servant's entrance...

Anal/Ass Sphincter: Two muscles consisting of an outer and inner sphincter that keep the anus closed. These are the muscles that must be relaxed during anal sex. These are also the muscles that must be surgically repaired after extreme anal play.

Anaphrodisiac: A substance that reduces one's sexual appetite. The opposite of an aphrodisiac.

Anasteemaphilia: A fetish for partners who are much shorter or taller.

Anchor Baby: The child born in the US to immigrant parents who hope the child's American status will help win them citizenship. The term can also refer to a pregnancy that anchors a couple together, or guarantees one of the parents a substantial child support payment each month.

Androgynous: Characterized by both male and female attributes. Sexless.

Androidism: A fetish for humanoid robots. Similar to agalmatophilia and Pygmalionism.

Andromimetophilia: When a woman is sexually aroused by dressing, acting, or being treated like a man.

Angry Dragon: An absurd sex act in which you smack the back of your sex partner’s head right after ejaculating in her mouth. This causes semen to erupt from her nostrils while she roars like a irate, fire-breathing monster.

Angry Pirate: An absurd sex act in which you ejaculate in your sex partner’s eye then kick her in the shin. This causes her to hobble around on one leg with one eye covered while grunting and cursing like a sailor.

Animism: A belief that objects or animals have spirits and that humans can connect with these spirits, often in sexual ways. Synonyms: objectiphile, objectum sexual

Anophelorastia: A fetish for ravaging a partner. People with this fetish are often fans of extremely rough porn.

Anorgasmic: A sexual dysfunction in which a person cannot reach sexual climax. More common in females.

Antholagnia: A fetish for the scent or sight of flowers.

Aphephilia: A fetish for human touch.

Apistia: Married and unfaithful. Origins: The Greek New Testament.

Apolaustic: One who is devoted to enjoyment or pleasure. Hedonistic.

Apotemnophilia: A fetish for having your own limbs amputated.

Aquaophilia: A fetish for water that goes far beyond enjoying sex on the beach or in a hot tub.

Arabian Goggles: When testicles are draped over someone's eyes.

Archnephilia: A fetish for spiders.

Areola: The pigmented ring of skin surrounding the nipple’s raised center.

Arm Candy: A person who is dated for her superficial beauty as opposed to her substance. Arm candy is most often a status symbol employed by older bachelors to demonstrate their prowess.

Around the World: When the woman spins 360 degrees atop her partner while maintaining penetration. Ideally this is performed in one motion.

Arousal: Sexual excitment

Asiaphile: A fetish for Asians.

ASLs: “Anus shaped lips,” or "ass sucking lips." Lips that resemble the puckered skin of an asshole. Similar to DSLs.

Asphyxiophilia: A fetish for being suffocated or choked.

Ass:

1. arse, backend, backside, backyard, behind, booty, bottom, bum, bumper, buns, butt, buttocks, caboose, can, candy apples, cheeks, culo, derriere, fanny, junk in the trunk, heinie, hindquarters, moon, keister, posterior, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, trunk, tush, yeasty buns...

2. An idiot who is not quite as offensive as an asshole.

3. Sex. Usage: "to get some ass."

Ass Bandit/Pirate: A man who coerces other men, particularly heterosexual men, into having anal sex.

Ass Banger/Jabber: A gay man.

Asshole:

1. a hole, arsehole, back burner, backdoor, backdoor trumpet, balloon knot, black hole, blind eye, brown eye, bungalow, bunghole, butt hole, button, chocolate speedway/starfish, corn hole, dingus, dirt pipe/road, dugout, duster, fudge factory, fudge tunnel, Grand Canyon, Hershey highway, hole a, leather Cheerio, man pussy, nature's birth control, plan b, poop chute, pooper, port hole, pucker, round eye, rusty bullet hole, servant's entrance, shit hole/pipe, shitter, skunk hole, slot B, spunk bucket, starfish, stank tank, stink, stink hole, tailpipe, Whale Eye, windmill, windward passage, zero, ...

2. A person who metaphorically shits on others.

Ass Job: When a man rubs his penis between a set of ass cheeks. Like titty fucking, but with an ass and no penetration. Synonyms: cock dog, frottage, outercourse, the Princeton Rub, The Cardinal George.

Ass Licker, Ass Muncher: 1. One who enjoys giving analingus. 2. A kiss ass.

Ass Play: Any type of sexual activity involving the ass.

Ass Quake: 1. A bouncing ass substantial enough to shake the floor. Often used to praise a thick dancer's skills. 2. Vigorous sex that shakes the bed, the floor, and/or the walls. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy”.

Ass State: An estate of ass. A piece of property paid for by sex appeal. Often refer's to the home of a model, stripper, or porn star. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy.”

Ass Tray: An ass large enough to serve as a tray for rolling weed or snorting lines of cocaine. Origins: Big Sean in the song, “Mercy.”

Ass-to-Ass: When two people simultaneously penetrate each other’s asses, usually with a double-sided dildo. Origins: The act was made famous when performed by Jennifer Connelly’s character In Requiem for a Dream.

Ass-to-Mouth, ATM: When a phallus transitions directly from anal to oral sex.

Asstronaut, Arstronaut: The first person to have anal sex with an anal virgin.

Asthenolagnia: A fetish for weakness or being humiliated.

Aunt: Madame who runs a brothel. Synonym: pimp

Australian Kiss: Like a French kiss but performed down-under.

Autagonistophilia: A fetish for having others spy on you, particularly while naked or engaging in sexual acts. As opposed to exhibitionists who get off on exposing themselves to unsuspecting victims, a person with this fetish creates situations in which other people may see her naked, like sun bathing nude or changing in front of an open window.

Autassassinophilia: A fetish for coming close to death, particularly during sex.

Autoandrophilia: A fetish for women who dress, behave, or look like men.

Autoerotic: Masturbation.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation: Choking yourself while masturbating to achieve a more intense orgasm. This often involves the use of belts or ropes. People who have died from this form of masturbation include, kung-fu master David Carradine and INXS rocker Michael Hutchence.

Auto-Fellatio: When a man performs oral sex on himself. This requires a large penis, extreme flexibility, or a combination of both. Ron Jeremy notoriously performed auto-fellatio in a few 1970s pornos.

Autogynephilia: A fetish in which a man derives sexual pleasure from imagining himself as a woman. This is a common fetish for cross dressers. Origins: coined by Ray Blanchard.

Autonepiophilia: A fetish for acting, dressing, and being treated like an infant. Synonym: anaclitism, infantilism.

Avisodomy: A form of bestiality involving sex with a bird.

Axillism: A fetish for armpits.

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Babe: An attractive woman. Also a cute pig that is clever enough to pass as attractive.

Baby Daddy/Momma: The unwed parent of a bastard.

Bachelor's Tuxedo: Condom.

Backdoor Man: 1. A secret lover who sneaks in the backdoor to avoid detection. 2. A man who prefers anal sex. 3. A gay man.

Backseat Driver: A top who tells the bottom what to do sexually while penetrating the bottom from behind.

Bacon Strips: 1. A meaty vagina, characterized by a loose labia minora that appears stretched out from excessive use. 2. Shit stains left on underwear. Synonyms: beef curtains.

Bacterial Vaginosis, BV: The vaginal version of halitosis, caused by an imbalance of the growth of harmful bacteria versus protective bacteria in the vagina. The condition is characterized by a thin, milky discharge with a fishy odor that can result from having a new sex partner, having multiple sex partners, stress, douching, and using an intrauterine device (IUD). While not considered an STD, it does spread like one between women.

Ball Buster: A person who metaphorically pounds your balls with unnecessary nagging, teasing, joking, or harassing.

Ball Busting: A fetishistic act in which a man enjoys being kicked, kneed, or otherwise pounded in the balls. In its extreme form, some men get their balls busted by hammers, high heels, or paddles. Some straight men with this fetish prefer to get their balls busted by other straight men because it is more humiliating or because they think men can deliver more force. Synonyms: tamakeri.

Ball Gag, Gag: A mouth gag in which a ball-like object is tied into a person's mouth to prevent them from speaking or screaming. Many ball gags come with a hole in the center to facilitate breathing. A common sex toy in BDSM play.

Ball Game: A sport in which men try to trick others into looking at their exposed scrotum, which is often manipulated to appear in a variety of shapes. Common ball game moves include, the bat wing and the goat. Origins: The movie Waiting.

Balling on a Budget: A high art in which a man seduces women without the aide of a healthy bank account.

Balloon Knot: An asshole, as it resembles the clinched rubber around a balloon’s knot.

Balls Deep: Fully committed, as when a man penetrates an orifice as far as he can go. Antonym: just the tip.

Balls Out: To fully commit and exert tremendous energy to complete a task.

Banana Hammock: Any type of flashy underpants that accentuate a man's bulge. Synonyms: bikini briefs, Brazilian briefs, fruit cup, grape smuggler, jock strap, nut huggers, plume smugglers, Speedo...

Banging the Bongos: Spanking a partner's butt cheeks like a set of bongos during doggie style sex.

Bareback: Risky sex without a condom. Synonyms: apache,

Bareback Rodeo: An orgy in which no one wears condoms. A great way to permanently impair your health.

]Barely Legal: A sex partner who is just over the legal age of consent. Also, a popular category in porn.

Barnacles: 1. Pieces of toilet paper or excrement that cling to a person's asshole. Synonyms: chuffnuts, dingle berries, klingons 2. An overzealous snuggler.

Barse: Perineum. The space between the genitals and the asshole.

Bathroom Denial: A type of denial play in which the dom refuses to let the sub urinate and/or defecate. Urination denial is popular as a few sexual nerves can be activated due to the pressure of a full bladder.

Bathykolpian: Deep-bosomed. Origins: From the ancient Greek words bathus, “deep,” and kolpos, “bosom.”

Batting for Both Sides: Bisexual. Synonyms: switch hitter.

Batting for the Other Side/team: Homosexual.

Bat Wing: When a man stretches his scrotum out to resemble a bat's wing. A common move in the ball game.

Basket Weaving: When a man rearranges his genitals in attempt to make them fit more comfortably in a snug garment.

Bastard: 1. A child that is born out of wedlock or who is abandoned by at least one parent. 2. An offensive person.

BBBJ: “Bareback blow job.”

BBC: “Big black cock.” Used in personal ads and in porn.

BBW: “Big, beautiful woman.” Used in personal ads as a euphemism for fat.

BDSM: “Bondage, discipline, and sado-masochism.” A catchall term for fetish play.

Bear: A gay man who is large, hairy, and often as cuddly as a teddy bear.

Beard: A female companion who is used to conceal a man's homosexuality.

Beardo: A bearded weirdo.

Beat the Rug: Sex.

Bedfellow, Bedmate: One who shares a bed, though not necessarily in a sexual context.

Beef Bayonet/Hammer/Stick: Penis.

Beef Curtains: Droopy or hanging labia minora. Synonyms: bacon strips.

Beer Goggles: An alcohol-induced point of view, in which everyone appears more attractive. Among other things, alcohol impairs one's ability to judge the symmetry of a face, which plays an important role in attraction as a symmetrical face conveys superior genetics. Similar: queer goggles.

Bee Stings: Small breasts. Synonym: mosquito bites.

Bell: The head of the penis.

Belonephilia: A fetish for sharp objects such as knifes, needles, or razors.

Bezness Boys: Male prostitutes in Maraco who hang around the beaches and service Western tourists. Synonyms: gigolo, himbo, man whore, midnight cowboy.

BFP: “Bound for pleasure.” A BDSM term.

Biastophilia: A sexual disorder in which arousal is derived from the thought or act of assaulting another, often in a sexual manner.

Bisecting the Triangle: Sex.

Bisexual: A person who is sexually attracted to both sexes. Synonyms: gay guy, happy shopper, playing for both sides/teams, switch hitter.

Bishop: A penis, particularly one belonging to a man who believes in the virtues of abstinence.

Bitch: A woman who is promiscuous, but not with you.

Bitch Slap: A slap, particularly one delivered to a hysterical man or woman. Synonyms: pimp slap.

Bitch Tits: A man’s chest that resembles that of an ugly woman’s. Often a result of obesity, steroids, a hormonal imbalance, or Klinefelter's Syndrome. Synonymy: man boobs, moobs.

Bleed: To menstruate.

Blessing: An allegedly accidental pregnancy that a woman decides to keep because, in addition to filling her with your devil seed, your penis also inspired her to find religion.

Bloody Vagina Belch: A queef while a woman is on her period.

Blow Job, Blowie, BJ: Fellatio.

Blue Balls: An irritable psychological state achieved when a man is aroused for an extended period of time without reaching an orgasm. Despite what some adolescent males believe, your balls do not actually turn blue.

Blue Waffle: A blue tinted and infected vagina, made popular by asshole friends convincing their buddies to google the term.

Blumpkin: Fellatio performed while a man is defecating. Often used in fetish play as a form of degradation.

Body Inflation: Being sexually aroused by the fantasy of physically expanding yourself, or others. This fetish often involves wearing inflation devices under your clothes or fat suits.

Boi: Often used in both lesbian and bdsm culture to denote a boyish but female-bodied person. Sometimes also refers to young gay men.

Bombshell, Blonde Bombshell: Before the term "sex symbol" was popularized, bombshell referred to sexual icons of American pop culture in the mid to late 1900s. Such women were often characterized as having hourglass figures, pronounced curves, large breasts, and the early ones were typically blonde. Ex: Marilyn Monroe is the quintessential Blonde Bombshell. Synonyms: Pin-up girl.

Bondage: Fetish play in which a submissive partner is physically restrained.

Bondage Babe: A woman dressed in fetish gear, including latex, fishnets, collars, or PVC. Often refers to a woman who is more into fetish as a fashion than a lifestyle, or a fetish model who only participates in fetishistic acts for pay.

Boner: Erection.

Booty Call: 1. Calling a fuck buddy for sex. Often occurs when the bars close and you have not found anyone else willing to have sex with you. 2. Your fuck buddy.

Bosom: Boobs.

Bosom Buddy: Friends who are so close that it is as though they breast-fed from the same woman. The phrase commonly refers to heterosexual male friends who are often mistaken for a homosexual couple.

Bottom: 1. A sex partner who is submissive to a dominant partner or who is penetrated by the top. 2. Ass.

Bottom Bitch/Girl: A pimp’s number one prostitute. Also, the one who lures other women into the lifestyle.

Bottom Space: The mental space of a submissive partner in fetish play.

Bottom Surgery,: Sexual-reasignment surgery, SRS, that involves the reconstruct of a person's genitals to more accurately reflex the genitals of the sex they identify with. This is different from top surgery, which is only the conversion of a transsexual's chest.

Brazilian, Brazilian Bikini Wax: In general, any bikini wax in which hair is removed from the asshole. Specifically, this usually refers to a bikini wax in which a vertical stripe of short hair is left extending up from the vagina. Synonyms: landing strip, paintbrush,

Breasts: Synonyms: apples, assets, babaloos, balcony, bazongas, bee stings, bongos, boobs, bosom, bouncers, bra stuffers, breasticles, bristols, bumpers, bust, butter bags, cantaloupes, chest, chesticles, chitty chitty bang bangs, cleavage, cock muffs/warmers, coconuts, cupcakes, dirty pillows, dual airbags, flesh bombs, flotation devices, fun bags, gazongas, the girls, globes, grapefruits, flapjacks, flesh bombs, hand warmers, hangers, headlights, head rests, high beams, hills, honkers, hood ornaments, hooters, hot dog buns, howitzers, humps, itty bitty titties, jolly jigglers, jugs, jumbos, kaboobers, kazongas, knobs, knockers, lactoids, the ladies, lemons, loaves, love bubbles/muffins, lungs, mammaries, mammary glands, mammies, mangoes, man pacifiers, mangos, meatballs, meat loaves/puppets, melons, milk bags/duds/jugs/makers, milkers, milkshakes, mosquito bites, mounds, money makers, muffins, niblets, nose warmers, nubbies, nubs, oranges, orbs, ottomans, pancakes, paper weights, peaches, pears, personalities, pillows, pumpkins, puppies, rack, rib bumpers, rib cushions, roundies, sandbags, sauce shelf, scones, shimmies, snuggle pups, speed bags, spheres, spuds, stacks, stuffing, sugar lumps, sun deck, sweater meat, sweet rolls, ta tas, teats, tee tees, tetons, Thelma and Louise, tidbits, tits, titties, tooters, torpedoes, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, twin peaks, twins, udders, umlauts, upper decks, warheads, watermelons, whoppers, window washers, wobblers, zeppelins…

Breast Expansion: A growth fetish often related to fetishes for weight gain or inflation. Enthusiasts enjoy watching breasts increase in size, often by means of animation or by saline injections.

Breast Implants: Synonyms: boob job, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, flotation devices, implants, stress balls...

Breast Man: A guy who's obsession with breasts goes far beyond that of the average male.

Breeder: 1. Heterosexual. 2. A fertile sex partner, particularly one you would want to have children with due to his/her superior genetics. 3. A person with many offspring.

Bridesmaid: Women who are enlisted as slaves for the bride-to-be.

Bromance: The budding friendship between two heterosexual men.

Bros before Hoes: A colloquialism expressing the idea that the interests of your guy friends should come before the needs of the woman you are currently having sex with.

Brothel: Synonyms: birdcage, bordello, cathouse, fish market, flesh market, fucktory, girlery, house of ill repute, ladies college, nunnery, poontang plantation, red-light house, whorehouse

Brown Bag: A condom after anal sex.

Brown Bagger, Brown Bag Special: A person who you would only have sex with if she wore a bag over her head to hide her hideous face or to discourage her from talking. Synonym: Butter face.

Brownnoser: Sycophant. Synonyms: ass licker, ass muncher, bootlicker, brownnoser, kiss ass, toady,

Brown Out: A state of drunkenness one level below a black out. One can only recall the events of a brown out after someone else mentions them.

Bug Chasing: Actively trying to acquire the HIV virus by having sex with HIV positive partners, usually for the thrill of such a taboo encounter.

Bugger: Anal sex or bestiality. In the UK the term is similar to sodomy in that it is a catchall for deviant sex.

Bugger Off: Fuck off.

Bull Shit: So much metaphorical shit that it may as well have come from a bull.

Bum Chum: A gay friend, or gay fuck buddy.

Burlesque: An artful strip tease often set to music and involving elaborate costumes, stage props, and feathers. Now burlesque shows are typically conservative strip teases meant to appeal to other women who have an interest in tattoos and rockabilly culture. Burlesque troops tend to enroll thick, and often heavily tattooed women, who believe they are superior to strippers. Unlike strippers, burlesque performers do not typically make a living off of performing.

Burping Fetish: A fetish for watching, hearing, and/or smelling a person burp. Often related to fetishes for farting, feeding, or vore.

Bush: A mound of pubic hair.

Butch: a lesbian who adopts the dress and mannerisms of a man. She often assumes the more masculine role in a relationship.

Butt Bandit/Pirate: A gay man who coerces other men into having sex. Synonyms: ass pirate, ass bandit.

Butt Plug: Usually a short, squatty sex toy inserted in an asshole to loosen up the sphincter before anal sex.

Butter Face: A woman with an attractive body but an unappealing face. Pronounced, "but her face," as in, "That woman has a sexy body but her face looks like a donkey's." Synonym: brown bag special, brown bagger.

Butt Floss: A thong or G-string.

Butt Fucker: Anyone who enjoys anal sex. Usually refers to a gay man.

Butt Slut: a promiscuous gay man or woman who prefers anal sex.

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Cad: A man who aggressively pursues his self interests, particularly when it comes to sex, with little regard for others. Not the man a woman wants to date, but the rogue she subconsciously wants to have sex with, particularly when she is ovulating. Synonyms: alpha male, rogue, rake, rascal, scoundrel, scalawag

Cage Fetish: A fetish for being confined to a small space. This often manifests as a sub being locked in a cage, box, or a closet. The caged sub is then teased, taunted, tortured, and/or ignored by the dom.

Callipygian: Possessing a beautifully shaped buttocks.

Camel Toe: A vagina wedgy. Also, the impression of a woman’s vagina as seen through tight pants. A common occurrence among large women who wear small clothes.

Candaulism: A fetish for showing off your partner, or images of him/her, to others.

The Cardinal George: Any form of outercourse or frottage. Origins: Named after the Archbishop of Chicago, Francis Eugene George, who is outspoken in his opposition to gay marriage.

Carpet Muncher: A lesbian as opposed to bugs that feed on actual carpet.

Casting Couch: Couch or space where women are coaxed into having sex by being promised a job, particularly a role in a movie or porno. A common device in “amateur” porn where the director pretends he is testing a woman out for the job.

Catcher: The receiving partner during anal sex. Usually refers to the bottom in a gay couple.

Catheterophila: A fetish for having catheters inserted.

Cat String Theory: The idea that women are only interested in men they cannot pin down or corner, in the same way a cat is only interested in playing with a string so long as it is dangling just out of the animal's reach. Origins: Erik Von Markovik.

Castration: The removal of the testicles or ovaries, often to prevent fertility and/or to reduce the effects the hormones produced by these glands have on behavior. In humans, this often refers to cutting off the penis as well.

Castration Fetish: A body modification paraphilia for being castrated, for castrating others, or for people who are castrated. Some people who have their sexual organs removed still have a fully functional sex life when they go on hormone replacement therapy.

Cat O' Nine Tails: A multi-tailed whip, often used in fetish play.

Caverject: The brand name for an injectable drug used to stimulate an erection. Used by some cock stars when they begin to have trouble performing during porn scenes.

Champagne Room: A private room in a strip club that can be rented out for extended periods of time, and which often comes with a complimentary bottle of champagne. Despite what a stripper tells you, and the inflated cost of renting such a room, there is no sex in the champagne room, unless of course you are in a brothel or a seedy strip club.

Charity: Engaging in sexual activity with someone who will get far more out of the experience than you will.

Chastity Belt: A medieval device that forcibly guards a woman's virginity. These usually resemble metal underwear locked around a woman's waist. Small slits in the metal strips allow the woman to perform various bodily function, but these are not large enough to admit a penis. Similar: see male chastity belt

Cheese Log: The result of using Cheeze Whiz as anal lube.

Chemical Castration: Medication intended to reduce a man's overactive libido without actually castrating him. Often administered to sex addicts and sex offenders.

Chesticles: Boobs.

Cherry: A woman’s virginity. More specifically, the hymen, which is often ruptured during vaginal penetration. "Popping her cherry" refers to taking a female's virginity.

Chick: An attractive, young woman.

Chicken: A young male prostitute. Synonyms: Gigolo.

Chick-fil-A: When a man is penetrated anally by a dildo, usually worn as a strap-on by his female lover. Synonyms: pegging. Usage: “Her boyfriend’s kinda homophobic, but I hear he loves Chick-fil-A.” Origins: Dan Savage's sex advice column, Savage Love.

Chicks Before Dicks: The mindset that a woman’s female friends take priority over the man she is dating at the time.

Chicks with Dicks: Pre-op male-to-female transsexuals.

Chicken Hawk: An older gay man who preys on young and feminine men.

Choker: 1. A large penis. 2. A collar often worn in the BDSM scene to signify ownership in much the same way a wedding ring does in the vanilla community. These collars are often used on submissive partners during fetishistic acts.

Choreophilia: A fetish for dancing, or dry humping on the dance floor, to climax.

Chrematistophilia: A fetish for paying for sex, or for being robbed or blackmailed by a sex partner.

Chrysophilia: A fetish for gold or gold colored objects. Similar to timophilia.

Chubby Chaser: One who actively pursues obese sex partners because he genuinely is attracted to them or because he believes they are easier to coax into having sex. Synonyms: hogger, whaler, whalesman

Chuffnuts: 1. Pieces of toilet paper or excrement that cling to a person's asshole. Synonyms: barnacles, dingle berries, klingons

Churning Butter: Male masturbation.

Cinnamon Muff: A vagina covered in light red pubic hair. Synonyms: fire crotch. Origins: Zach Galifianakis.

Cisgender: When a person's body does not match their gender.

Cleveland Steamer: An absurd sex act in which you defecate on your partner’s chest, then smear the feces by sliding your ass back and forth.

Clitoris, Clit: the bundle of nerve endings at the hood of the vagina that can produce an orgasm when properly stimulated. Some men believe it to be a myth. This is also the part of a woman’s anatomy that grows into a micro-penis when she experiences an influx of testosterone from steroids or a hormone imbalance. Porn star, Vanessa Del Rio, was notorious for her enlarged clitoris after she took steroids to build muscle. Synonyms: button, man in the canoe, nub

Cloaca: 1. An anatomical feature in some animals, that is the only opening for the intestinal, urinary, and genital tracts. Basically an asshole, urethra, and vagina all rolled into one. Common in amphibians, birds, reptiles, and monotremes. 2. An outhouse. 3. A sewer.

Closet Freak: One who inhabits an alter-ego during sex that is in stark contrast to her public persona. Synonyms: a lady in the street but a freak in the bed.

Cluster Fuck: 1. An orgy. 2. A disorganization of people and bodies. Often used to describe traffic jams or a mess that must be sorted out.

Cock: 1. Penis. 2. A man who behaves like a dick.

Cockaholic: A promiscuous woman or gay man. Synonyms: slut.

Cock and Ball Torture, CBT, C & B Torture: A type of sadomasochistic play in which a dominate partner inflicts various types of pain on a submissive partner, who is typically restrained during the session. The type of torture is only limited by a dominate partner's imagination and can involve any number of things: stomping, flicking, pinching, burning, clothes pins, scratching, stretching, piercing, pulling, shocking, flattening, nailing.

Cock-a-Thon: A gang bang with multiple dicks and one or few women.

Cock Block: 1. Preventing a couple from having sex. 2. The jealous and evil person who performs such a nefarious act.

Cock Hungry: Possessing a powerful sexual appetite for sex with men, as opposed to one specific man.

Cock/Crotch Jockey: A petite person who aggressively rides large cocks, as though sex was a race to reach an orgasm in record time.

Cock Ring: A ring that is slipped over an erection to the base of the penis in order to slow the loss of blood, thus maintaining an erection longer. These sex toys are made out of a variety of materials, including metal and rubber.

Cocksman: A sexually accomplished male who wields his cock like a professional.

Cock/Penis Sheath/Sleeve: A prosthetic attachment meant to increase the size of a man's penis. While these sex toys can turn small men into cock stars, they often dull the sensation to the point of causing the man to lose his erection.

Cock Snot: Semen.

Coerce: Persuading a person to do something against her will, or without her consent.

Cojones: Testicles.

Coke Dick: An inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to an abundance of cocaine in the system. Similar: Whiskey Dick.

Comarital: An extramarital affair with a partner’s consent.

Commando: The act of not wearing underwear beneath your clothes. Usage: “All of my boxers are crusted with semen so I am going commando today.”

Commercial Sex Worker, CSW: Prostitute.

Community Bike: A promiscuous woman. Everyone gets to ride her. Synonyms: slut, doorknob

Condom: Origins: From the Latin "condon," meaning "receptacle." Synonyms: balloon, bachelor's tuxedo, candy wrapper, close combat sock, diving suit, eel skin, goulashes, hazmat suit, jimmy, joy bag, latex spacesuit, love glove, one-piece overcoat, pipe pull-over, plastic wrap, prophylactic, raincoat, rubber, rubber glove, scumbag, sheath, shower cap, slicker, snake skin, space suit, sparring mitt, tail sheath, tube sock, wet suit,

Condom Dispenser: A promiscuous woman, albeit a promiscuous woman who brings her own condoms.

Concupiscent: Lustful or horny.

Congenital Hypoplasia: When the penile glands are stuck to the pubic bone, resulting in a micropenis.

Conjugal: Of or related to marriage. Most often used in the phrase, "conjugal visit," which refers to when a prisoner is allowed to have sex with his significant other.

Consensual: An activity that is done with the full agreement of all parties involved. Often what separates sex acts from sex crimes.

Coochi, coochy, cooter: Vagina.

Copesmate: A partner with whom you cope, or struggle. A lover with whom you regularly fight.

Coprolalia: The compulsive use of obscene language.

Coprophagia: A fetish for consuming human feces.

Coprophilia: A fetish for playing with, handling, or rubbing human feces on oneself.

Cornuto: A cuckold.

Cosplay: "Costume play." Often a type of role playing that fulfills sexual fantasies revolving around animated characters.

Coulrophilia: A fetish for clowns or other types of street performers. Synonyms: Bozophilia, clown paraphilia. History: One of the pioneers of "Clown Porn" was the adult actress, Hollie Stevens.

Counting Games: While being spanked, flogged, or whipped, the submissive partner is required to keep count of the number of strikes. Often involves some variation of the phrase, “Thank you master, may I have another.”

Cougar: A woman who is beyond her physical prime, and who is often far more sexually aggressive in order to compete with younger women for men. Cougars often hunt younger men, or cubs, exclusively to fulfill their sexual desires as opposed to searching for a marital partner.

Courtship, Courting, Court: The period in a relationship preceding marriage. The mating ritual of western culture in which a male wooes a woman

Cowgirl: A standard sex position in which the woman rides atop the man who lies flat on his back.

Crabs: Pubic lice.

Crack Hustler: A pimp, an actual crack dealer, or one who sells both.

Creampie: How babies are made, which is probably why it is such a popular fetish. When not specified as an oral or anal creampie, this refers to ejaculating inside a vagina.

Creeping: Cheating.

Croodle: To cuddle, fawn, or coo, especially to ease fear or the cold.

Crop Dusting: Farting while you pass a group of people. Often used as a tactic to get a group to leave an area or table.

Cross-Dresser: Usually, a heterosexual man who has a fetish for dressing in women's clothes. Synonyms: transvestite.

Cross-Eyed Fetish: A fetish for people who are cross-eyed. Rene Descrates was rumored to be attracted to women who were cross-eyed.

Crurophilia: A leg fetish.

Crushing Fetish: A fetish for watching small insects or animals being crushed to death.

Cubs: Young, attractive men who are instructed in the ways of sex by cougars.

Cuckold: 1. A man whose wife or girlfriend has sex with other men. 2. A fetish in which men enjoy watching their female partner having sex with other men, particularly men who are more physically imposing. Synonyms: cornuto. Origins: From the cuckoo bird, which changes mates frequently and lays eggs in other birds' nests.

Cuddle: To hold or embrace. Synonyms: aftermath, croodle, snuggle...

Cum, Come: Semen.

Cum Bubble: A bubble of semen that sometimes emerges from the nostrils, mouth, vagina or ass after semen coats these orifices.

Cum Bunny: A promiscuous woman. Synonyms: slut.

Cum Fart: Farting out semen after anal sex.

Cum Inflation: A version of inflation fetish in which a person fantasizes about pumping so much semen into a sex partner that her body bulges and swells with male ejaculate.

Cum Target: 1. A tattoo on a man or woman that serves no better purpose than a target to aim at while ejaculating. 2. A promiscuous woman or gay man.

Cunnilingus: Oral sex performed on a vagina.

Cunt: 1. Vagina. 2. One who acts like a vagina.

Cunt Licker: A lesbian or an effeminate man who is pussy whipped.

Cunt Rag: 1. A Tampon or period pad. 2. A person who is comparable to a used Tampon.

Cupping: A type of sadomasochistic play derived from a healing practice in ancient Chinese medicine. Typically the dom uses a flame to remove the oxygen from a glass cup. The cup is then quickly placed on the sub's skin. The vacuum sucks the skin into the glass, creating a large, hickey-like mark.

Custard Launcher: Penis.

Cutting Fetish: Sexual pleasure is derived from inflicting cuts on oneself or a sex partner. Related to: amputation/amputee fetish, blade play, blood fetish, body modification fetish, goro, medical fetish, nollo, non-con, pain play, snuff, vore

Cyber Sex: Like phone sex except on the computer, often with a person who in no way matches the cyber-identity he assumes.

Cypriphobia: A paranoia of prostitutes or contracting STDS.

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Dacryphilia: A fetish for witnessing others cry. Often a fetish of sadists who enjoy dominating submissive partners to the point of tears.

Daddy: A dominant partner who is significantly older or who provides for the submissive partner in a variety of ways.

Daisy Chain: In an orgy when participants become physically linked in a string of sex acts. Often a feature of a bisexual orgy.

Dandy: A gay man who is excessively stylish and perpetually worried about his appearance.

Danglers: Excessively droopy labia minora. Synonyms: bacon stripes, beef curtains,

DDF: “Drug and disease free.” Often used on personals ads.

Deal Breaker: A negative feature of a potential sex or romantic partner that overrides all of his/her other attractive qualities, and which makes him/her undesirable.

Debauchee: One who routinely engages in vice, particularly of the sexual variety. Synonyms: libertine, rake, roue

Deep Throating: When a penis is jammed down a person’s throat during fellatio.

Defecate: Synonyms: drop a bomb, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, dump, make a deposit, pinch a loaf, poop, pop a squat, take a dump, take a shit,

Degradation: A fetish for being psychologically degraded, or degrading a partner. Synonyms: erotic humiliation.

Demimonde: A class of women known to be more promiscuous than the general population. Origins: a french word once used to describe prostitutes.

Dendrophilia: A fetish for having sex with trees.

Denial: Refers to a few types of denial play, including orgasm denial, bathroom denial, sensory denial, food/water denial.

Dental Dam: A piece of latex or rubber stretched over a vagina or asshole during oral sex in order to prevent the transmission of STDs. One can be made by slicing a condom down the side and stretching the latex. Plastic wrap is a pour substitute, but it is better than nothing.

Devil's Threesome: A threesome involving two men and one woman. This is not the type of threesome most men fantasize about, but it is what most settle for.

Devotee: A person with a a fetish for disabled people. The two most common fetishes devotees have are abasiophilia and acrotomophilia.

Diaper Fetish: A common prop incorporated into age play or fetishes for infantilism, scat, watersports, humiliation, dominance, helplessness... Some believe this fetish develops early in life, when a child associates diapers with being loved and coddled. Extreme diaper fetishists make themselves incontinent so that they need to wear diapers constantly.

Dick: 1. Penis. 2. A man who behaves as if he does all his thinking with his penis.

Dick Beater: An obsessive masturbator.

Dick Cheese: Smegma, which often accumulates under the foreskins of uncircumcised men. So names as it looks and smells like rotten cheese.

Dickery: Behaviors characteristic of a dick head.

Dick Face: One who is as unsavory and vulgar as a penis.

Dickhead: 1. The head of a penis. 2. A man who thinks with his dick.

Dick Hole: 1. The hole at the head of the penis through which fluids flow. 2. An orifice that may be penetrated by a dick.

Dick Juice, Dick Milk: Semen.

Dick Lips: As opposed to someone who has dick-shaped lips, the word refers to someone whose lips look ideal for being wrapped around a dick. Synonyms: DSLs.

Dick Slap: Slapping another person, usually in the cheek, with a dick. Often a derogatory act done during rough fellatio. Can also be performed with a dildo.

Dick Sucking: Fellatio.

Dicktator: A penis that controls every aspect of a man’s life.

Dick Tickler: Gay man.

Dick-Tinted Glasses: A mindset that makes you see the world in terms of penises. Commonly worn by feminists who see phallic symbols in everything, construction workers who can turn any tool into a dick joke, pubescent boys, and promiscuous women.

Dick Wad, Dick Weasel, Dick Weed: An impotent idiot.

Dictator: A penis shaped like a potato that exercises total control over his dominion. Origins: Will Ferrell.

Diddle: To fondle or finger.

Diesel Dyke: A butch lesbian. Synonyms: Van Dyke.

Dike, Dyke: A butch lesbian.

Dildo: Any phallic object used to penetrate the body in order to achieve sexual pleasure. Usually a sex toy made out of rubber, plastic, or glass. A dildo can be a vibrator, but not all vibrators are dildos. Generally though, dildos do not vibrate.

Dime Piece: On a scale of 1-10, a woman who rates as a perfect 10 in terms of physical beauty.

Dine at the Y: Cunnilingus.

Dine In: To have sex with one’s live in partner. Usage: "I think I will just dine in tonight."

Dingle Berries: Particles of excrement that cling to ass hair after a fart or as a result of inefficient ass wiping. Synonyms: barnacles, chuffnuts, klingons.

DINK: “Double income, no kids.” Describes fun couples who often party and who are relatively wealthy due to their stable incomes and lack of children.

Dinner for Two: Simultaneous oral sex. Synonyms: 69

Diphallia: A medical condition in which a man has two penises. It occurs in approximately 1 in every 5.5 million American men. See The Double Dick Dude.

Dippoldism: A fetish, or paraphilia, in which pleasure is derived from spanking or physically abusing another person.

Dip Shit: one who is so dumb that it seems his brain was dipped in excrement.

Dirty Harry: A cock that is filthy and surrounded by a mane of pubic hair (and possibly featuring a prominent mole), that is still sexually appealing dues to its overt masculinity.

Dirty Knees: What a person has after performing fellatio.

Dirty Pillows: Breasts. Origins: Stephen King's Carrie .

Dirty Sanchez: When a man pulls out from anal sex and wipes his dick on his partner’s upper lip, giving her a thin, shit mustache.

Dirty Swirly: While penetrating someone from behind in the bathroom, you dip her head in the toilet and flush.

Discipline: 1. When a dominant partner trains a submissive on fetish protocol. 2. Punishment inflicted on a submissive for disobedience.

Disco Stick: A dick on the dance floor, or one belonging to a man with rhythm. Origins: Lady Gaga's song, "Love Game."

Dishabille: To be carelessly dressed, or partially undressed. The state of one's clothes right before or after sex. Origins: From the French word meaning "to undress."

Dishonorable Discharge: When a man ejaculates in a shameful manner. This can include premature ejaculation or reaching climax while masturbating to embarrassing porn just as another person walks in the room.

Divorce: "From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”—Robin Williams.

DJ Diddles: When a person works a woman's clitoris like a turn table, constantly searching for the perfect rhythm. Origins: Dane Cook.

DNA: “Dick in ass.” Anal sex.

DND: “Drug and disease free,” often used on dating profiles where the end game is casual sex.

Doggy Style: A common sex act in which the man penetrates his partner from behind.

Dogs in a Bathtub: When a man attempts to stuff his testicles in his partner’s anus. So named as it is as difficult to keep nuts in an ass as it is to hold two dog in a bathtub.

Dog Training: When a submissive partner is treated like a dog. A common form of role playing in BDSM.

Dog Treat: Slathering peanut butter on your genitals then having your dog lick it off.

The Dolphin: An absurd sex act in which the man starts off penetrating the woman from behind. Then, without any warning, he harpoons his dick into her ass, causing her to make an "eek eek" sound, not unlike a dolphin's distress call. The woman will then flop around in bed like a dolphin desperate to get back into the safety of the sea.

Dominance and Submission, D&S: BDSM.

Dominant: The partner who enjoys control in a fetishistic relationship. Synonyms: daddy, dominatrix, master, top,

Dominatrix: A female dominant in a fetishistic relationship.

Donkey Punch: An absurd sex act in which a man punches his partner in the back of the head as he reaches climax in order to make her muscles tighten.

Donkey Show: The mythic show that occurs in seedy bars of developing countries in which a woman is penetrated by a donkey.

Donkey Rigged: Hung like a horse.

Donut Puncher: Penis.

Doorknob: 1 Slut. Everyone gets a turn. Synonyms: community bike. 2. A butt plug shaped like a doorknob.

Dopplebangers: Sexual partners who look like siblings.

Dose: An STD. Used around WWII, usually to refer to gonorrhea or chlamydia.

Dote: To express lavish affection or attention toward another.

Double Coyote Ugly: When you chew off the arm that is trapped under a troll's sleeping body in order to escape her layer, then you chew off your other arm to keep the troll from identifying you as the one-armed man who fulfilled all of her troll fantasies.

Double Sided Dildo: A double headed dildo meant for simultaneous insertion by two people.

Doraphilia: A fetish for leather, fur, hair, or skin. Similar to hyphephilia.

Double Bagger: A partner who is so promiscuous that you assume she has an STD, or who would have your child if she gets pregnant, but who is still attractive enough to risk having sex with. Synonym: two bagger.

Double Bagging: Wearing two condoms for extra protection against contracting an STD or having an unplanned pregnancy with a promiscuous woman. Ironically, the friction between the two condoms actually makes them more likely to break.

Double Bedder: 1. Having sex twice in one day with two different people. 2. A sex partner so attractive that you want to have sex with her twice in the same night, or with two mattresses beneath you to absorb the massive pounding you want to give her.

Double Blowjob: When two people perform fellatio on the same man.

Double Fisting: Inserting two hands into the vagina or asshole.

Double Header: 1. Having sex with two people in one day. 2. A 69 with two men. 3. A woman who starts you off with felatio, has sex with you, then finishes you off with her mouth. 4. Women two people perform fellatio on the same man.

Double Shot: When a man ejaculates twice during sex.

Douche: Flushing out a vagina or ass with a solution meant to mask various odors and tastes.

Douche Bag: An asshole who tries to mask his inner filthiness through superficial means: flashy clothes, too much cologne, steroid muscles...

Douchebaguette: A female douche bag.

Douche Cannon/Nozzle: A penis. The only tool a douche bag knows how to operate.

Douche Packer: A lesbian who wears a strap-on.

Down Low, DL: 1. Keeping an affair low key in order to avoid detection. 2. A homosexual who is reserved when it comes to who he opens up to about being gay.

Downtown: Vagina.

Doxy: A promiscuous woman. See: slut.

DP: “Double penetration.” When a woman is simultaneously penetrated anally and vaginally. Synonyms: sandwich.

Dracophilia: A fetish for dragons.

Drag: The costumes a cross-dresser wears to inhabit another gender.

Drag King: A woman who adopts a male persona, usually as part of a stage act.

Drag Queen: A man who adopts a female persona as a stage act. Drag queens cover every area of the transgendered spectrum, from cross-dressers to transsexuals.

Dream of Cream: A wet dream.

Drilldo: A sex machine made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill, creating a sex toy that can spin at a dangerously fast rate.

Dry Humping: What two people do when they have yet to figure out how to have sex. Synonyms: Outercourse.

Dry Spell: An extended period without sex. Synonym: Slump.

DSLs: “Dick sucking lips.” Usually refers to plump, moist, red lips.

DTF: “Down to fuck.” A woman or man who is ready for sex. Origins: MTV’s Jersey Shore.

D Train: Penis.

Dual Airbags: Breasts.

Dudevorce: When two guys end their friendship, usually over a woman.

DUFF: “Designated ugly fat friend.” There is one in every group of female friends. She joins the group of hot girls to meet men who would otherwise be inaccessible. Her friends allow her in the group as she makes them look better by contrast and she provides someone to make fun of behind her back. When approaching a group with a DUFF, guys should always have a "janitor" available to take out the trash.

Dumb Ass/Fuck/Shit: If you do not know what these words mean, they refer to you.

Dump: 1. To break up with a romantic partner. 2. To defecate.

Dust Under the Bed: Sex so good it spills onto the floor. Sex so thorough and complete, you do not miss a thing.

Dutch: When both partners pay their part on a date. Usage: Asking a woman to go dutch on a date is a great way to ensure there will never be a second date.

Dutch Girl: Lesbian.

Dutch Oven: When you fart while in bed with a partner, then pull the covers over both of you.

Dutch Rudder: While a man grips his own penis, another person moves the masturbator's forearm, steering the dick ship toward climax cove.

Dutch Treat: When attempting a Dutch oven, you accidentally defecate in the bed.

Duva: A dude who acts like a diva. Origins: Lisa Lampanelli.

DVDA: “Double-vaginal, double-anal.” When a woman has two phalluses in her vagina and two in her anus simultaneously. Origins: the film, Orgazmo.

Dyscalligynia: A dislike or hatred of beautiful women.

Dysmorphophilia: A fetish for mentally or physically impaired partners. Similar to teratophilia.

Dyspareunia: Difficult, challenging, or painful sex.

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Eager Beaver: 1. A horny woman. 2. The appendage sticking off the shaft of some vibrators, providing clitoral stimulation. Some are shaped like the tail of a beaver or like rabbit ears. The name of vibrators with such a feature.

Earmuffs: When a woman’s thighs are wrapped around a man’s ears during cunnilingus.

Earn One’s Redwings: The bloody badge of honor a man wears on his upper lip after performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.

Eat Out: Cunnilingus.

Ecouteurism: A fetish for eavesdropping on others having sex.

Ecstasy: 1. A state of rapture, often used to describe the moment one reaches sexual climax. 2. The name of the recreational street drug MDMA, which induces a euphoric state.

Effie: An effeminate homosexual man.

Eiffel Tower: During a devil’s threesome when the man penetrating the woman doggy style and the man receiving fellatio high-five each other. The woman’s back forms the observation deck of the Eiffel Tower between the two men who act as the main support beams with their hands forming the top of this architectural marvel. This often occurs when both guys catch each other’s eyes and must high-five to erase any suspicions of homosexuality.

Ejaculate: Synonyms: big bang, blow your load, bust your nut, cream, cum, drop your load, fire a shot, get off, get your rocks off, number three, nut, pop a nut, shoot, shoot your wad, spill one's seed, squirt.

Electra Complex: A daughter's quasi-sexual competition with her mother for her father's affection. The female version of the Oedipus complex. Origins: Carl Jung

Electric Chair: When a partner is bound to a chair while receiving electro-stimulation.

Electrophilia: A fetish for electricity, which usually involves electro-stimulation.

Electro-Stimulation, E-Stem, Electrosex: Electric stimulation, particularly on the genitals and erogenous zones. Used more to induce pleasure by stimulating nerves and muscles as opposed to the BDSM practice of inducing pain via varying degrees of electrical shocks.

Emetophilia: A fetish for vomiting or watching others vomit, particularly after gagging during fellatio. Synonyms: vomit fetish.

Emotional Dump: Unloading all of your emotional baggage on a friend or on a social networking website like Facebook.

Endytophilia: A fetish for sexual partners who remain clothed.

Energizer Bunny: A person who keeps going and going during sex.

Enema: The process of filling the colon with water or some other fluid. This can be done to relieve constipation, to clean out the cavity before anal sex, or simply for the erotic enjoyment of the sensation.

Engayed: A gay couple that is engaged.

Ephebophilia: A paraphilia involving an attraction to teens or mid to late adolescents generally between the ages of 15-19.

Eproctolagniac: A fetish for farts. Synonyms: flatulophilia.

Erection: When a penis becomes engorged with blood. Synonym: bone, boner, bone-on, chubby, flagpole, hard, hard-on, morning wood, pants pusher, pitch a tent, riser, rock python, salute, semi, steely dan, stiff, stiffy, throbber, wood, woody

Erogenous: Arousing sexual desire.

Erogenous Zone: Parts of the body sensitive to sexual stimulation.

Erotographomania: A fetish for writing, particularly love poems or letters.

Erotomania: The psychological delusion in which the afflicted person believes a stranger, who is often famous or has high status, is in love with him or her.

Erotophobia: Fear of expressing or experiencing sexual desires.

Erotophonophilia: A fetish for murder. A common disorder among serial killers.

Eskimo Brothers: Men united by the fraternal bond of having had sex with the same woman.

Esposo, Esposa: 1. Spanish for husband or wife. 2. Spanish for handcuffs.

Estrus: A state of sexual excitability and receptivity in women due to hormonal shifts caused by ovulation. Synonyms: horny, in heat.

Etch-A-Sketch: Drawing a smile on a woman’s face by twisting her nipples like the knobs of an Etch-A-Sketch.

Eunoterpsia: The idea that pursuing sexual pleasure is the meaning of life.

European Steamboat: Immediately after an anal creampie, the top burries his face in the bottom’s ass while the bottom farts out the cum, misting the top’s face in a aerosol of his semen and fecal matter.

E-void: Ignoring someone's attempts to flirt via various electronic mediums: text, email, facebook, twitter…

Excrement: Synonyms: alley apple, baby ruth, ca-ca, crap, dirt, doo-doo, dung, feces, poop, poo-poo, shit, scat, turd

Exhibitionism: A fetish for being a public spectacle. This often manifests in streaking, public sex, or flashing. A common trait among porn stars.

Ex-hole: An ex who magically becomes an asshole after a breakup.

Expiration Dating: A relationship that has a definite terminal date.

Eye Fucking: Staring at someone while imagining fucking them. This has nothing to do with actually penetrating the eye socket.

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Face Job/Fucking: Thrusting a penis into a partner during fellatio as if the mouth were a more accommodating orifice. This act often provokes an excess of saliva and involuntary tears. It is commonly featured in hardcore porn scenes and involves gagging, deep throating, and runny mascara.

Facial: When a man ejaculates on his partner’s face. Synonym: money shot.

Factory Equipped: A pre-op transsexual who still has all of his/her original parts.

Fag, Faggot, Fagot: 1. A gay man. 2. A cigarette. Origins: Once referred to a bundle of sticks used for fuel.

Fag Hag: A woman who hangs out with attractive gay men as a means of boosting her self-confidence. Synonym: fruit fly.

Fag Fucker: A man who has gay sex but who claims he is heterosexual.

Fagulus: Fabulously gay.

Fangirl, Fanboy: A person who is obsessed with a celebrity or fictional character to the point that their fascination becomes a fetish.

Farticles: Poo particles that explode into the air during a fart.

Fascinus, fascinum: In ancient Roman religion, the embodiment of the dick deity or a phallic charm/ amulet.

Fat Admirer/Fetish: A fetish for obesity. A broad category for several sub-fetishes: padding, inflation, stuffing, gaining, immobility, feederism, feedism, feeding fetish.

Fat Ass, Fatty: full blown fatty, heifer, hog, pig, plumper, whale

Father Complex: Most commonly refers to when a woman is attracted to older, sugar-daddy types in part because she lacked a father figure who provided for her as a child. Synonyms: daddy issues.

FBE: "Full blown erection." Origins: The TV show, Guy Code .

Feederism, Feedism, Feeding Fetish, Forced Feeding: A fat fetish in which pleasure is derived from feeding oneself, or another, with the intention of increasing a person's size. Related to: gaining, inflation, immobility, padding, stuffing,

Feeding the Kitty: Vaginal intercourse.

Felch, Feltch: To suck or lick semen out of an orifice.

Fellatio: oral sex performed on a penis. Synonyms: BJ, blow, blowie, blow job, blow the whistle, bob on the knob, bop, cock sucking, eat dick, gobble, go down on, fluting, head, hummer, knob job, lay some lip, lick the lollypop, mouth fuck, munch, oral sex, pipe job, play the skin flute, polish the knob, slob the knob, smoke a dick, snake charming, suck dick, suck the sugar stick, suck fuck, swallow a sword, taking the B train to J town, tonsil exam, zipper sex/dinner,...

Female Copulatory Vocalizations (FCV): When female primates, including women, vocalize in specific ways during intercourse. Some scientists suggest these vocalizations are a way of calling over other males.

Female Masking: A modern form of cross dressing in which men wear rubber masks, and even synthetic skin suits beneath their feminine clothes, making them look like living sex dolls.

Female Muscle Fetish: A fetish for muscular females. This often stems from a sub's desire to be dominated and emasculated by a physically superior female.

Femanal: Anal sex with a woman. Antonym: manal.

Fem-bot: An attractive woman who is so emotionally cold as to provoke suspicion that she is a robot. Origins: Austin Powers

Feminazi: A woman who describes herself as a feminist, but who blames men for all of her problems and shortcomings.

Feminista: A woman who thinks it is fashionable to be a feminist. Also, a woman who thinks fashion makes her a woman.

Femme: Often refers to a gay man or lesbian who has an abundance of feminine characteristics.

Fetish: Sexual arousal resulting from a fixation with a specific act or thing. Some fetishes are so intense that a person has trouble reaching an orgasm unless he engages in, or at least fantasizes about, his fetish.

Fetishize: To develop a sexual obsession around an object or act.

Fish Flaps: Large and smelly labia minora.

Fish Taco: A vagina that smells or tastes like fish.

Fisting: Inserting a fist into an orifice.

FILO: “First in, last out.” A man, usually a husband, who is the only person a woman has had sex with. Synonyms: one and only.

FINE: “Fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional.” A person who places too much value on being physically attractive.

Finger, Finger Bang/Blast: Penetrating an orifice with one or more fingers.

Firecrotch: A person whose pubic hair is naturally red. Synonyms: redhead, ginger, day walker.

Flagellation: Striking a partner via whipping, spanking, flogging, or paddling.

Flamer: A flamboyantly gay man.

Flash: Briefly exposing any area of the body in public that is traditionally concealed.

Flash the Headlights: When a woman briefly exposes her pale breasts, nipples and all, in public, usually to get someone’s attention.

Flatulence: Synonyms: air biscuit, air blast, backfire, back talk, blowing heat, break wind, butt burp, cheek flapper, chocolate thunder, crop dusting, cut one, cut the cheese, dutch oven, fart, fire in the hole, fog horn, gas, gale force wind, let one go, machine gun, pant ripper, pass gas, pocket thunder, poot, scud missile, silent but deadly (SBD), skunk, stainer, tail shot, talk German, trouser trumpet, wet one,

Flatulophilia: A fetish for farts. Synonym: eproctolagniac.

Flapjacks: Small, flattened looking boobs. Despite the name, these are generally not appetizing.

Fleshlight: A brand-name sex toy for men that looks like a flashlight, but which contains an artificial vagina.

Flip Flop: To serve as both the dominant and submissive partner, the top and the bottom, at different times during a relationship or a single sex session. Common among the gay, lesbian, and BDSM community.

Flirt: 1. To demonstrate attraction. 2. One who demonstrates attraction, often with no intention of acting on such feelings.

Flogger: A type of whip with multiples tails.

Flood the Cave: Urinating in an orifice.

Floor Mattress: A mattress that sits on the floor with no bed-frame. Often a sign of poverty.

Flossing: Performing oral sex on a hairy vagina or anus.

Fluffer: The mythic person on a porn set whose job it is to maintain the male performer's erection between shots.

Fluff the Muff: Female masturbation.

Fly Fisherman: A man who artfully seduces women without relying on any of the lures that traditionally attract sex partners, such as wealth, good looks, or power. Synonyms: pick up artist.

Fly Fishing: The leisure art of masturbation.

Fog the Windows: Sex, particularly in a parked car.

Food/Water Denial: A type of denial play in which the dom refuses the sub food or water.

Foot Fetish: Being sexually aroused by feet, to the point where you want to stick feet in your mouth and rub your genitals on them.

Foot Job: Using feet to bring a man to climax. This usually involves sliding a penis between the soles of a partner’s feet, or between the toes.

Foreplay: Any erotic act that precedes, and often prepares a partner for, intercourse. May be performed to prolong the sexual experience, to lubricate the genitals with saliva or vaginal fluid, to stimulate an erection, to get a partner in the mood for more penetrative sex, or to get either partner as near the point of climax as possible.

Foreskin: The excess skin on the shaft of the penis that covers the head, especially when the penis is flaccid. This is what is removed during circumcision. Synonyms: prepuce.

Formicophilia: A fetish for insects crawling on you and your genitals. Often involves ants.

Fourgy: An orgy with four participants.

Four on the Floor: Doggy style sex.

Fourth Base: Anal sex.

Franken Pussy: A vagina that has been surgically brought back to life, especially after childbirth.

Franken Penis: A penis that has endured some form of major, physical trauma. Origins: The title of a porno John Wayne Bobbitt made after Lorena Bobbitt cut off his penis then threw it in a field.

French Bread: A long, skinny, and usually white, penis.

French Embassy: A gay hangout.

French Horn: A sex act that mimics the paying of a French horn. As the couple kisses, one partner fondles the other’s genitals with one hand while fisting her ass with the other, changing the pitch of the sounds that emerge from this rear blow hole.

French Kiss: A tongue kiss. Synonyms: Cataglottism.

Freud Stick: Penis. So named as it is a physical measure of your innermost desires.

Frictation: When two men rub penises together while facing each other. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frontism, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy sticks

Friend of Dorothy: A gay man.

Friend's With Benefits, FWB: A friend you have sex with while attempting to avoid a romantic relationship. Synonyms: fuck buddy.

Friend Zone: A place men are exiled when they do not have the balls to express their attraction for a love interest soon enough. A relationship limbo where you serve all the platonic functions of a significant other without receiving any of the sexual benefits.

Frotteurism: A fetish for rubbing against an unsuspecting, and non-consenting, person. Often performed on trains, buses, or in crowds.

Frottage: Non-penetrative sex acts that often involve rubbing. Includes ass jobs, the Cardinal George, cock dogging, foot jobs, hand jobs, Harvard Style, outercourse,The Princeton Rub, titty fucking...

Frot: Usually refers to any non-penetrative sex act that involves two penises rubbing together. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, the Ivy League rub, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy sticks…

Fruit Cup: A jockstrap.

FTM, F2M: “Female-to-male.” In reference to a transsexual.

Fuck: 1. To have sex 2. The most popular American curse word. 3. An idiot. Variations: fucker, fuck bag, fuck brain, fuck face, fuck head, fuck nut, fuck tard, fuck tart, fuck up, fuck wad,

Fuckable: A person you would have sex with but not date.

Fuck Buddy: What a woman is referred to behind her back when she agrees to carry on a sexual relationship with a man who has no interest in dating her.

Fuck Butter: Personal lubricant or any body fluids that are produced during sex.

Fuck Hole: Any orifices that can accommodate a penis.

Fuck Off: A command intended to get someone to leave you alone.

Fuck Slam: An absurd sex act in which the top partner sudden pulls the bottom partner's legs out from under her while fucking her from behind, causing her to slam down on her stomach.

Fuck Stick, Fuck Rod, Fuck pole: Penis.

Fuck Tard: A person whose intelligence is compromised by sexual thoughts.

Fucktarded: When you are fucked so hard that you become mentally handicapped for a short period of time.

Fucktory: Brothel.

Fudge Packer: A gay man.

Fugly: Abbreviation for “fucking ugly.”

Full Blown Fatty, FBF: An obese person who would be considered fat by any standard of measurement.

Full House: Carrying more than one STD.

Full Sail: A full blown erection.

Functional Homosexual: One who has gay sex because of an absence of heterosexual partners. Often occurs in extreme situations, such as in prison or on remote military deployments.

FUPA: “Fat upper pubic area.” The hump of fat that appears on some women below their bellybutton but above their vagina.

Fur Ball: What is coughed up after performing cunnilingus on a hairy vagina.

Fur Burger/Pie: A hairy, yet still appetizing, vagina.

Furry: One who has the fetish ursusagalmatophilia, in which people wear downy costumes to either dry hump or have anonymous sex with other furries. Also includes people who likes to have sex with stuffed animals. Synonyms: plushies.

Furvert: One who has a fetish for pubic hair.

Futanari: The Japanese word for hermaphrodite, meaning literally, "dual forms." In hentai anime, futanari characters are women equipped with large penises. These characters present an optical illusion to the male psyche.

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Gag: Any object used to obstruct a person's breathing or to prevent them from talking, especially during sex. A common sex toy in BDSM play.

Gagging: Most often refers to a partner choking during fellatio and deep throating.

Gag Gift: 1. When a man unexpectedly forces his penis into his partner's throat during fellatio. 2. An unexpectedly large penis.

Gag Reflex: The involuntary reaction by throat muscles to expel anything lodged in the wind pipe. In terms of sex, this is often activated during rough fellatio.

Gaining: A fat fetish in which pleasure is derived from the idea of oneself, or another, gaining weight. Related to: feederism, feeding, feedism, inflation, immobility, padding,

Gallantry: Respectful behavior or manners exhibited by men toward women. While this is often considered an aspect of gentlemanliness and romance, gallantry has its origins in misogynistic societies in which men were expected to provide for and protect women, who were viewed as the weaker sex.

Game Show Host: A man who has the ability to kiss women within moments of meeting them. A smooth operator.

Gangbang: An orgy in which multiple men have sex with one woman.

Ganymede: A young, boyish homosexual man. Origins: In Greek mythology, Ganymede was kidnapped by Zeus to be a sex slave for the Gods. Synonyms: boy toy, twink

Gape: When an anus remains dilated for a few moments after anal penetration.

Garbage Canning: Masturbating into a trashcan. En efficient form of masturbation that requires little clean up.

Gay: 1. Homosexual. Specifically, a homosexual man. Derogatory Synonyms: ass bandit, ass banger, ass jabber, ass king, ass pirate, batting for the other team/side, bear, beefeater, broken-wrist, brother fucker, Bruce, buff puff, bun duster, buttercup, butt fucker, butt pirate, cake eater, chicken hawk, cock jockey, cream puff, dairy queen, dandy, dick tickler, effie, fag, faggot, fairy, father fucker, flamer, flute player, friend of Dorothy, fruit, gay ass, gay boy, gay lord, gay wad, homo, lad-lass, lisper, lavender boy, Liberace, light foot, light in the loafers, lily, limp wrist, Mary Ann, Miss Nancy, meat hound, midnight companion, Nancy, nancy boy, Nelly, pansy, panty waist, piccolo player, pillow biter, poof, poofter, powder puff, queer, queer as a three dollar bill, queen, rear admiral, rear gunner, rimadonna, receiver, screaming fairy, sissy, sister, sword swallower, twink, turd burglar, uncle fucker, woofter,

Gay Cancer: AIDS.

Gaydar: An ability to distinguish homosexuals from heterosexuals.

Gay for Pay: A self-proclaimed heterosexual man who sleeps with men for money. Used to describe some prostitutes and/or cock stars.

Gaynal: Anal sex between men. Synonyms: manal.

Gender Bender: Someone who plays with gender roles, and gender identity, often embodying both male and female elements.

Gender Outlaw: One who refuses any and all attempt to be labeled a specific gender. Origins: A book of the same name by Kate Bornstein.

Gender Queer: A person whose gender is intentionally ambiguous.

Gerbiling, Gerbil-stuffing: The absurd urban legend that some men put gerbils in their asses. Most common versions of this myth involve putting a tube into one's asshole, coaxing a gerbil to crawl down that tube, then removing the tube, trapping the gerbil inside. Just as practical as a woman stuffing a hedgehog in her vagina, or hedgehogging.

Gerontophilia: A fetish for older partners, particularly partners who belong to an older generation.

Get Your Dick Wet, Get Wet: When a man has sex. Often used in reference to a man having sex for the sport of it, as opposed to other emotional reasons.

GGG: "Good, giving, and game." The term was coined by Dan Savage, in attempt to define what we should all strive to be for our sex partners. "Think 'good in bed,' 'giving equal time and equal pleasure,' and 'game for anything—within reason.'"

GGirl: A genetic girl. Often used in the transgender community.

Ghetto Booty: A large butt, often acquired from eating too much fast food.

Gift Giver: A person who infects others with HIV.

Gigolo: A male prostitute who deals primarily with female clientele. Synonyms: chicken, Hessian, hustler, prick pusher/peddler.

GILF: “Grandma I’d like to fuck.” A category in porn.

The Girls: Breasts.

Girlfriend: A woman who exists in an unstable state, somewhere between fuck buddy and wife.

Girlfriend Proof: Concealing anything in your apartment that may insight rage in your girlfriend. This usually involves hiding porn and any evidence of infidelity.

Girlfriend Voice: The effeminate voice a man adopts when talking to his girlfriend.

Girl Next Door: An attractive, though seemingly innocent and virginal woman.

Girl-rilla: A muscular, beast of a woman. Origins: the first female UFC champion, Ronda Rousey.

Girlvert: A woman who is just as obsessed with sex as most men. Origins: Porn star, Ashley Blue.

Glamazon: A tall fashionable woman or MTF transsexual.

Glass Bottom Boat: When one person positions himself under a glass coffee table while his partner defecates on the glass. Variations: plating, hot lunch.

Glass Slipper of our Generation: Condom. Origins: Chuck Palahniuk's novel, Fight Club.

Glazed Donut: Ejaculating on a woman’s ass, creating what looks like a glazed pastry.

Glory Hole: A hole in the wall of a bathroom stall through which men stick their dicks to receive anonymous fellatio, often while pretending the man on the other side of the stall is a woman.

The Goat: The most difficult move in the ball showing game, as it requires total commitment. A player drops his pants and bends over with his dick and balls tucked back between his legs, thus exposing a fruit basket of delectables for the player who walks in on this scene.

Gob Stoppers: Fake eyelashes worn by porn stars and promiscuous women that prevent cum from getting in their eyes during facials. Synonyms: safety goggles.

Gokkun: A form of bukkake in which a person drinks one or more men’s semen, usually from a container. A porn category. Origins: Japan.

Gold Digger: A person who chooses romantic partners for financial gain.

Golden Shower: Urinating on your partner. Synonym: yellow shower, traveling the yellow river,

Gonorrhea: An STD caused by a bacterial infection. Its symptoms include a burning discharge from the urethra or vagina. Synonyms: clap, a dose, piss pins and needles, stank cock.

Gonzo: A type of porn that focuses just on the hardcore sex as opposed to the extraneous fluff in a mainstream porno such as set design, costumes, or plot. These scenes are often characterized by POV shots that make the viewer feel as though he is in the scene, and closeups on the genitals. Origins: From Hunter S. Thompson's style of journalism in which he would insert himself into a story.

Goo Fetish: A fetish for gooey substances, which often takes the form of tentacles. Related to wet and messy fetishes, and sploshing. Synonyms: slime fetish

Gooch: Perineum.

Gorilla Mask: An absurd sex act in which a man blows his load on his partner’s face, rips out a patch of her pubic hair, then tosses the hair on her sticky face, which will inevitably have the expression of an angry ape.

Gray/Grey Fox: An older man who is still sexually desirable. Often a successful man who dresses well, works out, and actively pursues younger women. The male equivalent to a Cougar.

Great Personality: Physically ugly.

Greek Sex: Anal sex.

Greet and Meat: When you meet up for sex. A one night stand.

Grenade: The ugly friend in a group of women who will act as a cock block unless someone mans up and charms her. Such a selfless and heroic act is referred to as "jumping on the grenade."

Grindhouse: A seedy strip club. Origins: the 1943 film, Lady Burlesque.

Ground and Pound: Modeled after the MMA maneuver, this describes any sex act in which the man drills his partner as hard and fast as he can. As in a MMA match, this usually occurs at the climax of the event.

Group Grope: A gang of men fondling each other. Synonyms: circle jerk.

Growler: A hair vagina that has an angry countenance and despises visitors. Synonyms: bear claw.

Grrl: a militant feminist or a lesbian who confuses her sexuality and preferences for a liberated view point. Synonyms: feminazi, womyn.

Grundle: The perineum. The bridge of skin between your genitals and anus.

G-String: A thong with a thin piece of material strung between the ass cheeks.

G-String Jockey: The personal assistant, typically male, and or boyfriend, of a female, adult entertainer. These men accompany their cash cows to conventions and feature dancing appearances, doing whatever their employer needs: acting as bodyguard, driver, collector of dollars, roller of posters, washer of thongs, and general bitch boy.

Guilt Sex: Sex that results from a feeling of obligation, such as when a woman sleeps with a man she is not attracted to after he pays to take her on vacation.

Gumball Machine: A man who ejaculates quickly and often.

Gunt: The fat above a woman’s pubic area, just below her last roll of fat. So named as it is neither her gut nor her cunt, but a hybrid of the two. Synonyms: FUPA.

Gun Fetish: A fetish for the power embodied by guns. In practice this fetish can manifest as women posing with, firing, or performing sex acts with guns. In extreme cases, it can involve a person aiming a gun at his sex partner during sex.

Guppie: A young, gay yuppie.

Guppy Face: The expectant look a partner makes while waiting for a facial.

Gurl: In the transgendered community, this term refers to MTF cross dressers. Synonyms: T girl.

Guro: A fetish for blood and guts that often involves the fantasy of creating gashes in another's skin for use as a sexual orifice. This is a popular fantasy depicted in animated hentai films. Some people with guro fetish wish to be disemboweled themselves. Similar to: amputation/amputee fetishes, nullo, body modification, vore, snuff, non-con, pain play, cutting and medical play.

Gusher: A female ejaculator. Synonyms: squirter.

Guybrator: A sex toy meant to massage a man's prostate.

Guy with a Pie: A pre-op FTM transsexual who still has her vagina.

GWC: “Guy with camera.” A derogatory term used by models to describe creepy men who use their oversized cameras as an excuse to get close to attractive women. These men often describe themselves as photographers and offer to take nude photos of models.

Gymnophilia: A fetish for nudity.

Gynecomania: A manic sexual desire for women. Synonyms: satyriasis.

Gynecomastia: The medical term for man boobs or moobs.

Gynemimetophilia: A fetish for female impersonators.

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Haematomania/Hematolagnia: A fetish for blood.

Hag Fag: A gay man who prefers to be in the company of straight women.

Half & Half: An encounter with a prostitute that incorporates both oral sex and intercourse.

Ham and Cheese Sandwich: When a man ejaculates on or in a woman’s vagina, then licks up his mess.

Hamartophilia: A fetish for committing sins, as defined by your religious upbringing. Synonyms: pecattiphilia.

Hand Job, HJ: 1. Using one's hands to bring a partner to orgasm. Usually refers to stroking a penis. 2. Masturbation. Synonyms: DJ diddles, hand relief, an old fashion, tug job, taking the H train to J town.

Handlebars: Pigtails that can be gripped for support during fellatio or sex.

Hand to Gland Combat: Vigorous masturbation in which a man wrestles with his dick.

Hand Relief: 1. Hand job. 2. Masturbation.

Hanger Model: A waif thin fashion model, whose body is desexualized in order to emphasize the clothes she is modeling as opposed to her feminine sexuality.

Happy Ending: 1. For women this refers to a romance story that ends in marriage or a monogamous relationship. 2. For men this refers to a massage that ends with a hand job.

Happy Shopper: A bisexual.

Happy Trail: Pubic hair that extends from the belly button to the main mound of pubic hair. Synonyms: Amazon trail, Oregon trail

Haptephilia: A fetish for being touched.

Hard-On: Erection.

Hardwood Floors: Shaved genitalia.

Hard Swap: When each member of an open relationship is free to have sex with others without their partner being present.

Harem: A group of women or men a powerful person keeps at his disposal to service his sexual needs on demand.

Harmatophilia: A fetish for mistakes or rule breaking, especially in terms of sex.

Harpaxophilia: A fetish for being robbed. Similar to chrematistophilia.

Harvard Style: The act of a man using another man’s lubricated thighs as a masturbatory aide.

Hasbian: A woman who used to identify as a lesbian.

Hat Trick: 1. Ejaculating three times during sex. 2. Having sex with three different partners on the same day.

Head: Oral sex.

He-Blow: a gay, Jewish man.

Hedonist: One devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. Synonyms: apolaustic, sensualist, sybarite.

Heeldo: A dildo that straps onto a heel. See heeldo.com.

Hedgehogging: An absurd sex act in which a woman stuffs a hedhog into her vagina. Just as practical as the urban myth of "gerbiling." Origins: Dan Savage.

Heifer: A large, strong woman.

Heisman: When a player in college emotionally stiff-arms a fuckbuddy to keep her from wrapping him up in a relationship. To keep a sex partner at an emotional distance.

Helicopter: Spinning a semi-erect dick around.

Hentai: Any illustrated work such as Japanimation, anime, or manga, that contains sexually arousing or explicit content.

Hematolagnia: a fetish for using or drinking blood in a sexual manner.

Hermaphrodite: A person who was born with both male and female genitalia. Origins: The Greek god of love, Aphrodite, and the god of war, Hermes, had the child Hermaphroditus. This male was then joined with a nymph who wished the two would never be separated.

Hershey Highway: A spurt of diarrhea that occurs during anal sex. Enduring such an episode is referred to as, “Traveling the Hershey Highway.”

Hessian: Gigolo. Synoynms: chicken, hustler, prick pusher/peddler. Origins: From the men hired by the British to fight in their place during the American revolution.

Heterosexual: People would are sexually attracted to the opposite sex.

Heteroflexible: A man who prefers women but who will have sex with men if the opportunity presents itself.

Hiber-Dating: When a person loses contact with his friends and family for several months, or years, because he is spending all of his free time with a new lover.

Hierophilia: A fetish for sacred or religious objects.

High Dive: When a man pulls out during penetration, then rams his dick back into his partner. Generally considered a dick move.

High Maintenance: A person who requires an excessive amount of attention and emotional investment.

Hiking the Appalachian Trail: Slipping away to a secret vacation with a mistress. Origins: Coined by then Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, as his cover story for taking his mistress on a romantic getaway.

Himbo: A male bimbo. Synonyms: bimboy, mimbo.

Hinged Heels: Metaphorical shoes worn by a promiscuous woman, allowing her to drop on her back at a moment’s notice in order to facilitate a random sexual encounter.

Hiroshima: An absurd sex act in which a woman lies on her back and uses her legs to suspend her male sex partner in the air above her. While pretending he is a plane, the man drops his load on the woman.

Hirsutophilia: A fetish for body hair.

Ho, Hoe: A promiscuous woman or prostitute.

Hobosexual: A preference for poor or dirty sex partners. This occurs for any number of reasons: to gain access to more physically attractive partners, for the thrill of doing something wrong, or because of the perception that dirtier sex partners will be game for freakier sex acts.

Hodophilia: A fetish for travel.

Hog Hunting, Hogging: Seeking out large sexual partners. Synonyms: chubby chasing, pig sticking, whaling.

Hole in One: When a man puts his dick in his own asshole.

Holy Week: When a woman abstains from sex for a week because she is menstruating.

Home Wrecker: A woman who seemingly goes after married men with little concern for the impact it will have on his marriage.

Homilophilia: A fetish for listening to or delivering speeches or sermons. Some believed Hitler had this fetish.

Honey in the Hips: A lady's man. A smooth operator when it comes to seduction and sex.

Hogging: Hunting for large women to have sex with. Synonym: whaling.

Hog Hound: A person who regularly seeks out fat sex partners. Synonym: whaler.

Homo: A homosexual.

Homoblivious: An inability to distinguish heterosexuals and homosexuals.

Homosexuality: "God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.”—Sam Austin.

Honeymoon Phase: The initial phase in a relationship in which a couple is at the apex of their romantic affections. This period is characterized by overt displays of affection in public and the feeling that you would never want to be without the other person. This phase often ends when the couple gets married, has children, or when their finances become intertwined.

Hood Ornament: A clitoral hood piercing.

Hooker: A street walker. Origins: The nickname of the prostitutes who followed around General "Fighting Joe" Hooker and his troops during the Civil War.

Hoover: Someone who performs oral sex with the veracity with which a Hoover vacuum cleans a rug. Synonyms: mighty mouth

Hooze Bag, Hoozie: A promiscuous woman.

Horizontal Mambo/Tango: Sex. Often refers to sex with a Latin lover or a partner who has a good sense of rhythm.

Horny: Sexually aroused. Synonyms: bulging, dripping, estrus, frisky, fuckish, gamy, hot, hot and bothered, in heat/the mood/season, itchy pants, juicy, moist, randy, wet,

Horse and Carriage: Dick and balls. So named as the dick is the driving force delivering the balls' cargo.

Hot: Sexy.

Hot Dog in/down a Hallway: When either a vagina is excessively large, or a dick is excessively small, making sex comparable to tossing a hot dog down a hallway.

Hot Lunch/Karl: An absurd sex act in which one partner defecates on the other’s chest.

Hot Pocket: When one defecates on a sleeper sofa, then folds the mattress back into the couch, leaving the turd to bake until its aroma fills the entire house.

Hot Sauce Surprise: When a phallus is covertly coated in hot sauce before penetrating an unsuspecting orifice.

Houdini: An absurd sex act in which the magician starts out penetrating his partner from behind. He then secretly allows an accomplice to take his place without the bottom partner realizing it. The magician then positions himself in the bottom partner’s field of vision and yells, “Tada!”

Hourglass Figure: A woman whose bust measurement is nearly identical to her hip measurement, with a substantially smaller waist. Ex. 36-24-36.

Howdy: An abbreviation of, “How did he get her?” Refers to a man who dates a woman above his league.

Humiliation: A type of fetish play in which the submissive partner is made to feel ashamed or degraded. Can involve anything from penis humiliation to public humiliation. Synonyms: degradation.

Hummer: Fellatio.

Hump: Sex.

Hump ‘em and Dump ‘em: The policy of a serial fucker.

Hump the Dump: Dirty anal sex.

Hung / Hung like a Horse: Having a penis large enough to belong to a beast of burden. Synonyms: donkey rigged, timbered, well hung

Hung like a Hamster: A small penis.

Hung like a Zebra: The penis of a mulatto man who is half white and black.

Husband: A man who marries a woman in order to maintain exclusive mating privileges with her. Synonyms: ball and chain, hubby, old man...

Hustler: 1. A male prostitute. 2. anyone who metaphorically whores themselves out. Meant as a compliment for those who do what they must to make their way in a difficult situation. Synonyms: gigolo, hessian, prick peddler/pusher

HWP: “Height, weight proportionate.” Used in personal ads when listing your weight makes you sound fat.

Hybristophilia: A fetish for crime and criminals, especially those criminals who gain public attention. Every serial killer is flooded with love letters and marriage proposals from people with this fetish. Similar to phygephilia.

Hygrophilia: A fetish for body fluids, such as semen, tears, saliva, or sweat.

Hymen: The membrane that occludes the vagina. While the hymen can be ruptured for the first time during sex, it can also be broken a number of other ways, such as exercise, injury, or Tampon use.

Hyper Fetish: A fetish for having a specific body part that is absurdly large. Variations include hyper breasts, hyper muscles, hyper testicles, hyper ass, hyper penis. Of these, the most common are muscle, penis, and breast. This kink is often depicted in animated, hentai porn. However, these fantasies can come to life with body building, implants, and saline injections.

Hypersexual: A person with an hyperactive sex drive.

Hyphephilia: A fetish for touching skin, hair, leather, fur, or fabric. Similar to doraphilia.

Hypoxphilia: A fetish for being suffocated. Synonym: asphyxiophilia.

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Ice Cream Sandwich: When a white woman is penetrated vaginally and anally by black men on either side of her.

Illegitimate Child: A child conceived out of wedlock, and often rejected by the father. Synonyms: accident, bachelor’s son, bastard, love child, whoreson.

Immobility Fetish: A fat fetish in which a person stops moving, or is forced to remain stationary, while increasing his caloric intake in order to gain weight rapidly. Related to: fat fetish, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, inflation, immobility, padding,

Impregnation Fetish: A fetish for the fantasy of impregnating a sex partner. Related to fetishes for vaginal creampies or pregnancy.

Incest: Sexual relations with a blood relative.

Inchworm: A small penis.

Indian Cockburn: Like an Indian sunburn, but performed on a dick. Occurs when a person grips a dick with both hands and twists in opposing directions. Also used to describe a painful hand-job.

Indicator of Interest, IOI: A sign a person gives off, often unconsciously, to signal attraction. This encompasses a wide range of behaviors that is different for each sex and person, but which can include playing with one's hair, offering to buy a drink, asking another person's name, physical contact... Origins: the pick-up artist, Mystery.

Infantilism: A fetish for dressing, acting, and being treated like an infant. This often requires practitioners to hire a dominatrix to serve as a "nanny."

Inflation Fetish: When sexual pleasure is derived from the fantasy, or reality, of physically filling a sex partner up with various substances. Related to: air inflation, cum inflation, fat fetish, feederism, feeding, feedism, gaining, immobility, padding, stuffing,

Ingénue: A naïve or sexually inexperienced girl.

In Heat: When a female's body is capable of conception. During this period hormones are released that make the female more solicitous of, and receptive to, sex. Synonyms: estrus.

Inter-coarse: Sex with a painful amount of friction. Often a result of sex on the beach.

Inter-corpse: Sex with a partner who just lies there, detached and unanimated.

Inter-course: Sex in which penetration occurs.

Internal Astronaut: A penis, often outfitted with a latex spacesuit

Internet Beauty: One who can maker herself look attractive online but not in person.

Interracial, IR: Refers to a couple or a category of porn with partners of different races. In porn, this label most often refers to black men with white women.

Intersex: a person whose bodily characteristics put them somewhere between "male" and "female".

Intimate, Intimacy: 1. Sex. 2. Characterized as knowing someone in a very private and personal way.

Icolagnia: A fetish for looking at nude photos, images, or statues.

In Door Sports: A catchall phrase for swinging activities.

In Flagrante Delicto: In the act of sex. Origins: Latin for, "While the crime is blazing."

ISO: "In search of." Used in personals adds.

Irish Kiss: Farting in someone’s mouth.

Irish Toothache: Pregnant.

Irish Twins: Siblings born in the same calendar year.

Italian Stallion: A handsome Italian man with a large penis. Synonyms: Casanova.

Ithyphallic A statue or illustration that features an erection.

The Ivy League Rub: The act of rubbing dicks together. Synonyms: cock rub, bumping dicks, frictation, frontism, frot, knocking cocks, Oxford style, the Princeton Rub, sword fighting, tummy sticks…

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Jackal: An opportunistic man who has sex with anyone he can, often through devious means. He often has sex with the friends of the hot girls his alpha friends meet. Also, a man with no moral compass when it comes to sex.

Jackass: Idiot.

Jack Off: 1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man. Synonyms: jerk off,

Jack Hole: An idiot who is a hybrid of a jackass and an asshole.

Jackhammer: Hard pounding sex that gets the job done through blunt force as opposed to finesse.

Jack-in-the-Box: Penis, particularly one that springs out of pants when a sex partner unzips him.

Jack Johnson: A hand job that is basically a fist fight between a large black dick and small white hands.

Jail Bait: A temptress who is under the legal agent of consent. These seductresses often say things like, “I won’t tell anyone,” “I’m mature/experienced for my age,” “My parents will never find out.”

Jalapeño Finger Poppers: Pleasuring someone with your fingers directly after handling jalapenos, causing various erogenous zones to experience a mild chemical burn.

Jam Out With Your Clam Out: The female equivalent of "rock out with your cock out." The battle cry for uninhibited partying that will most likely lead to sex.

Janitor: A wingman who has sex with the ugly friend in a group of women so that his friend(s) can get the ugly girl’s attractive friend(s) alone. So named because a janitor takes out the trash. Although the term sounds derogatory, the janitor serves a vital function, much like real janitors.

Jawbreaker: A large penis.

Jelly Belly: Ejaculating on a partner’s stomach.

Jerk Off: 1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man. Synonym: jack off.

Jersey Turnpike: An absurd sex act in which you stick a finger in your partner’s ass, then stick that finger in your partner’s mouth. If you later forget to wash your hands and put that finger anywhere near your face, the mistake is referred to as “Taking the Newark Exit.”

Jizz: 1. Semen. 2. The act of ejaculating.

Jizz Whistle: Penis.

JO: "Jerk off." Used in personal ads or porns. Usually indicates a desire to engage in simultaneous masturbation.

John: A prostitute's customer.

Johnny Bench Called: An abbreviation of the statement, “Johnny Bench Called and he want his catcher’s mitt back.” A way of saying a woman has an old, worn out vagina, comparable to the catcher’s mitt of one of the greatest baseball catchers of all time.

Joined at the Dick: Two heterosexual men who spend as much time together as a romantic couple.

Joined at the Groin: Sex

Joy Juice: Natural female lubrication.

Jumping on the Grenade: When a wingman sacrifices his penis by having sex with an ugly woman so that his friend(s) may have sex with the grenade’s attractive friend(s). Synonyms: Disarming the Bomb.

Jump Start: to wake a partner or to get them in the mood for sex with foreplay.

Jungle Fever: A sexual appetite for a member of another race. Often refers to a white person’s preference for African Americans.

Junk in the Trunk: Large ass.

Just the Tip: Gateway foreplay that leads to intercourse. This occurs when a partner is hesitant about being penetrated, especially without a condom. The eager male promises just to put the tip of his penis in, just for a moment, just to see how it feels. Full penetration soon follows.

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Kentucky Fried Dicking: During a particularly sloppy blow job, the m