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Hitler finds out about new IJF rules for 2017

00:00 - 00:03 So, in conclusion

00:04 - 00:05 there is no more yuko score

00:05 - 00:07 waza-ari doesn't add up to ippon

00:08 - 00:12 you can have any grips you like as long as you attack

00:12 - 00:15 and initial leg grab will be penalized as shido, not hansokumake

00:17 - 00:19 So you can grab the leg, then. Good.

00:19 - 00:21 I am satisfied.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir...

00:27 - 00:28 Sir the leg grabs--

00:31 - 00:33 The leg grabs are still illegal. You just get a warning first.

00:34 - 00:36 Te-guruma is still illegal.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who thinks judo is a television sport should leave the room now.

01:13 - 01:15 I wanted leg grabs back!

01:15 - 01:17 Motherfucking leg grabs!

01:18 - 01:23 If it was good enough for Masahiko Kimura, it's good enough for me!

01:25 - 01:28 Judo is no longer a realistic fighting sport!

01:29 - 01:31 I told you before

01:31 - 01:34 we are going the way of tae kwon do and fencing!

01:34 - 01:37 Do you think fencing looks anything like real sword fighting??

01:37 - 01:40 It's just poke here, poke there!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir the new rules have increased TV viewership and--

01:42 - 01:46 I don't give a fig about television viewers!!

01:46 - 01:48 But there's more stand-up judo!

01:48 - 01:52 But at what price??

01:53 - 01:54 Judo must always adapt so that is reigns supreme

01:56 - 01:57 as the premier fighting sport.

01:57 - 02:00 Olympic judo fighters must be able to beat ALL others

02:00 - 02:03 including boxers and wrestlers

02:04 - 02:08 in a real, no-rules fight!

02:08 - 02:13 How can you respect yourself when you eliminate such an important part of the judo arsenal?

02:14 - 02:16 All these leg grab throws were accepted by the Kodokan.

02:17 - 02:21 Did you know sambo wants to get in the Olympics? Sambo is Russian! I hate Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 The gripping rules are an improvement

02:30 - 02:34 But they haven't really eliminated yuko, they eliminated waza-ari and renamed the yuko

02:34 - 02:36 Can you imagine....

02:41 - 02:42 five or six waza-aris in a match?

02:43 - 02:47 It's ridiculous, and it makes me want to cry!

02:48 - 02:53 and the entire Olympic movement is corrupt, don't get me started!

02:54 - 02:56 The athletes go penniless

02:56 - 02:59 while bureacrats and politicians jerk each other off over goose liver pate!

03:00 - 03:02 Sulfurous, bloated politicians!

03:04 - 03:07 It's true Anna, corruption is everywhere in amateur sports.

03:14 - 03:16 I still don't like freestyle judo

03:19 - 03:23 The mix of numerical points and ippon is weird.

03:25 - 03:26 It's just weird.

03:31 - 03:33 I don't know.

03:40 - 03:46 If only our local and national organizations didn't slavishly follow the IJF.

03:46 - 03:49 For elite players, sure, they should follow the IJF rules.