Each week, Reddit’s artist-in-residence Shitty_Watercolour will illustrate a sampling of Reddit’s best comments, handpicked from some of his favorite communities like Ask Reddit, Shower Thoughts, and more.

For his first-ever feature for Upvoted, Shitty (okay, real name: Hector Janse van Rensburg) has brought to life an Ask Reddit post that prompts:

You get invited to join the pantheon of gods, but in an entry-level position. What ordinary, mundane, every-day thing do you choose to be the god of?





— Reddit user cross-joint-lover

— Reddit user SeraphsScourge





— Reddit user TurnForeverUAndMe

— Reddit user SultanOfShit

—Reddit user ZOZferatu

All illustrations by Shitty_Watercolour/Upvoted