

The New Weeaboo Stories



Welcome to the New Weeaboo Stories, picking up where old Weeaboo Stories Left off!

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Photo Post Fri, Apr. 14, 2017 157 notes

Found this on a K-tigers (Taekwondo Channel) dance cover video. Ignoring how Korean martial arts ≠ Japanese martial arts, equating real life human beings to anime characters is extremely rude and disrespectful. Especially when most people are still extremely sensitive about what happened between Korea and Japan during WWII.





Text Post Thu, Apr. 13, 2017 211 notes Weeb in metorology class I am taking metrology class this semester. Its great and I love it. But one issue Weather weeb. Weather weeb is this weeb who is just a pain in the ass. She talks about hetalia (cause as I found out hetalia weebs are still a thing) and some other anime. Also she’s a big britaboo. Once in class she tried to show me anime. The professor told her to put her phone away. But she never listens. Since I sit next to her I can see she looks up USUK fanfics on her phone. She found out I was going to UK with my sister over break. Weather weeb said and I am not kidding here, “I wanna go.” Ok first I barely know you and secondly this is a trip I am taking with my sister. I told her no. Then she asked for me to get her something. When I returned she kept bugging me for her present. Told her I forgot. No interest in what I did aside for the doctor who museum in Cardiff. She wanted something there. But back to the weeaboo stuff she did. So we were given a project where we were to present about something that had to do with weather. I chose the great smog of London. She found out and insisted we work together. Now we did not need a partner and even if we did I would not work with her. She some how convinced our professor to allow her to do the same thing. So skip to the project presentation. People liked mine. Weather web’s project was Hetalia England pictures and minimal info. People were asking her questions and she was like, “I don’t know!” Yeah. When we got grades back she complained how unfair it is that her grade was bad and mine was good. Yeah cause clearly the project that was bad should get a higher grade. Another note a friend of mine said no one in anime club likes her cause she won’t shut up about hetalia.









Text Post Wed, Apr. 12, 2017 124 notes Date with a Hidden Weeb I went on a date with a hidden weeb. So I asked out a woman from my gym. She’s caucasian and cute and fit and a professional. Professional is really all I’m looking for, the rest is just a bonus and race doesn’t matter to me. So usually you date a white/black/latina or whitewashed api and get the “what are you?” question, right? Well, the hidden weeb got around to it very artfully. It was kind of worked into the “what do your parents do?” part of the date interrogation with a “where are your parents from” snuck in there with some cute tone. It was ok and much appreciated compared to asking my nationality. If you were wondering my passport says U.S.A. under nationality. Anyway, I explained that my father’s from the Netherlands but emigrated from Indonesia as he’s Javanese. Hidden Weeb was visibly disappointed. “Javanese? Wait don’t you mean Japanese?” Nope. Javanese. Java. Its like a different island further south from where you were hoping. “Oh I thought becuase your name contained Nomo you were Japanese” - as if I intentially misled her masquerading as a Japanese person with a fake last name. She was not happy. I tried to keep the rest of the date fun for both of us but she just wasn’t up to it. Thinking she had finally snagged her ultimate prize - a for real Japanese (/American?) guy! - but alas she wasn’t a big enough person to hide her disappointment and resentment towards me. She got out of there as quickly as possible. She’s annoying at the gym now, like I’m a second class citizen or something but whatever, I hold all the cards now possessing the secret of the hiddden weeb!









Text Post Thu, Feb. 23, 2017 135 notes Anon Submission: What’s the Probability You Sit Next to a Weeb? So this story is ongoing because this semester of college hasn’t ended yet, but I figured I’d just submit the greatest Weeb moments from the girl I sit next to in my Statistics class. For obvious reasons, she’ll be N and I’ll be D. Statistics is a class I’m pretty good at despite the fact I’m a creative writing and business administration major. It’s easy to pick up and easy to learn. Unfortunately our teacher apparently doesn’t feel the same way because she teaches with the same amount of effort a high school senior puts into their homework. Today, for example, she wrote three random equations on the board, threw a worksheet at us, and walked out of the room. Definitely not wasting that doctorate, eh Doc? I said fuck it a few weeks back and just doodle now. To give you an image of me, I’m the president of club soccer and a frat guy. You’d probably think I was a douche by just looking at me: khakis, hat, and always wearing letters somewhere. I’m actually a huge closet nerd and my love for Dragon Ball and Gundam is aggressive at best. Most of the time, I’m doodling characters in Toriyamas style or drawing Gohan (my favorite character). I guess I never learn my lesson because this girl who sits next to me always leans over in my personal space and watches me draw. N is slightly heavy with multiple facial piercings like a bullring, lip rings, etc. She has multiple anime and gaming tattoos, my favorite being one of Princess Peach kissing Toad on her bicep. N will lean over me and breathe her smoky breath in my ear (even worse because I’m asthmatic and this exacerbates it) and tell me what I’m drawing isnt as good as it should be. This bothers me because when I do something creative, I try to do it to the best of my ability. None of this may seem especially bad to you, but give me a couple sentences here. A few days ago, N rips the page out of my notebook and holds it up to the whole class and shouts, “D is drawing in class and he’s really bad at it!” People at my college are really judgmental, so I was mortified and snatched my paper back. “What the fuck, N,” I hissed at her. “Your drawing was bad, baka! Everyone had to know.” I wanted very badly to tell this girl off, but I was horrified about the information I would learn about her later. N is apparently 35 and has a kid. I couldn’t even imagine what she’d been like in high school. Now, every time I enter the building my class is in, shes out there smoking and telling me my art sucks. I just have to grit my teeth and ignore it now.









Text Post Sat, Jan. 07, 2017 282 notes Mall Weeb This is a very long story, apologies. TL;DR at bottom. Trigger: Sexual Assault, Violence. I have a friend, lets call him DJ, who has a son who is about 7. This son, lets call him Kyle, loves going to the mall and looking at all of the anime action figures in a particular store. One day I was babysitting Kyle, and he asked if we could go to the mall. I said yes, we piled in my car and headed their. We walked around the mall for a little bit and had a super good time. Then Kyle asked to go to the anime store, I tell him that his dad is coming to the mall to pick him up so this will be our last stop. Kyle agrees, and I text DJ to meet us at said anime store. Kyle and I walk in and the kid goes crazy as usual. As I follow him around I see a few guys huddled around the manga section. They looked to be about 20, maybe a little older, and were quietly mumbling to each other. As I follow Kyle, I notice one of the boys is staring at me, and I start getting creeped out. This kid then starts slowly inching closer to me and Kyle. To give a little more background on me, I am a 5 ft, female who is a little on the chubby side, and looks significantly younger than my ID suggests. I am almost 25 and I often get mistaken for a 16 year old. I am also much stronger than your average woman due to years of heavy weight lifting. This does not physically show because “if you have fat, you must be weak”`. Keep reading









Text Post Fri, Jan. 06, 2017 198 notes my weeby sister My 18 year old sister © is a weeaboo. Its so annoying and i just hate. When we moved into our new house she got mad i picked the one bed room that was bigger because she needed space to put all her anime stuff in there. I needed it because i got a desk. She loves Attack on Titan and some other anime i don’t know. She got mad at the kitchen table once when my little brother was talking about how crew (rowing) practice was. She wants to talk about anime 24/7. 3 months ago i had gotten my driver’s license and picked out a nice used Subaru. C found out and got upset as my parents bought her for her birthday a new Ford focus last year. She said it was unfair that and i quote, “A baka like her does not deserve a nihon car like that.” Saturday morning my little brother told me, “Hey your car is gone.” I went outside and yup it was gone. I knew who took it so i told my parents and then called my sister. I tore her a new one and was just so pissed. She said she was not giving it back as she was an otaku and deserved to drive it. Then hung up. My dad went driving around looking for her. But i had enough as i had caught her taking my keys many times before (still don’t know how the hell she got them when i had them hidden). I called the cops reporting my car as stolen. They did find her at the local anime store. She’s lucky she’s only getting a misdemeanor and could only face probation. The shitty thing is that she still feels like she has a right to my car. I’ve now keep my car keys on me at all times!









Text Post Sun, Jan. 01, 2017 146 notes Coming out in the worst way possible Me: M



Friend: H



Yaoi obsessed weeb: R So a few years ago I was in this club at my university, I don’t want to specifically state what that club is, but we don’t really do much club activities so everyone just eventually ends up in several groups and chatting with each other. Back then I was really close to this group of consisting of five guys in total, including myself, which we share the same interest in certain genres of mangas and video games, so we got along. There is one that I’m particularly close with, which was a guy I’ll refer as H. He used to live in Japan until he went overseas to study here, and at that time I was quite fluent in Japanese so we often mess around speaking in Japanese to confuse the others in the group for fun. Keep reading









Text Post Sat, Dec. 31, 2016 73 notes How Social Media Saved Me From Becoming a Weeaboo Ok welp, the title is pretty explanatory but here I go. Okay so I got into anime around when I was in 7th grade (??) so it’s been a couple of years. Here came my friend, she was the one that got me hooked on Fairy Tail, the anime of my downfall. I loved Fairy Tail so much, I binge-watched the anime daily, bought wall scrolls, scale figures, the works. So ofc, over time I picked up some of the language and such, and with that “knowledge”, I counted tennis match scores in Japanese when I played tennis. Over time, I became more obsessed with FT than my friend who introduced me to it. I remember that I fangirled over the characters and the ships all day and night, I obsessed over Gajeel Redfox as well (but now I obsess over his voice actor, Wacchan more now LMAO). I started on other animes like SAO and Blue Exorcist, but my true passion still lied w Fairy Tail. I began metaphorically pushing and shoving my friends to watch anime and such as I went. I got some people into some, but mostly they probably thought I was vv annoying. I legit tried to relate everything to anime, mostly FT lmao. Keep reading









Text Post Fri, Dec. 30, 2016 91 notes In Class Yaoiz With A Koreaboo You know those friends at school that you’re only friends with in one specific class? This is how I knew the koreaboo star of our story, who we will call Oppai. It was my junior H/PE class, and I knew none of my classmates. And somehow, as a student of a gigantic high school with a large SES divide, it seemed like every single “my dad is a lawyer, I got a Mercedes for my birthday, I own ten pairs of Vineyard Vines khakis” snobby classmate of mine was in this gym class with me. And I wanted nothing to do with them. So who was I left with? You guessed it- Oppai. Oppai seemed absolutely normal at first. She was in a lot of honors classes and choir, nothing weebish about her at all. Until one day I accidentally done hecked up. Keep reading









Text Post Thu, Dec. 29, 2016 190 notes Weebs Go to Japan Ok so this is a story that has haunted me for quite a while now and that I need to get off my chest. I guess I can put a trigger warning for bullying? I also won’t be using real names since this takes place in college. Also this might be a bit lengthy, apologies in advance! Me - D Weeb 1 - Digi Weeb 2 - Pika Weeb 3 - Chu Weeb 4 - Mei Ok so for my first year at college I got the opportunity to go to Japan for a couple weeks and study Japanese culture as well as learn about my major (won’t give it away for reasons). There were a lot of going and I was one of the few who was a 1st year student while the rest were pretty much in their 3rd or 4th year. At this time I didn’t really make any friends at college who were going and so I was kind of on my own (which is fine, I’m a very independent person). So to fast forward a bit after a 14 hour flight and a ton of jet lag, the first couple of days were ok. Did some sight seeing and got to experience a lot of my heritage (yes I am part Japanese which made this all the more insulting later on). After a while I came to realize that some of the other students only seemed to have come to Japan just for anime. When on the bus, there were 3 girls (all dressed in anime) who were shouting about being Otakus. I kindly told them not to say that out loud as in Japan that does mean something entirely different (and definitely nothing positive either). One of the girls, Digi, told me that I was lying and it just means she is a die hard fan of anime. It came down to the point where Pika and Mei jumped in and made the subject about weaboos and how weebs are good people who just like anime a lot. I made the snarky remark on the kind of weebs that harass people and take it too far at cons… and what came out of their mouths shocked me. Keep reading









Text Post Wed, Dec. 28, 2016 93 notes Neko needs to leave me alone. Okay, so I may have submitted a story here a while ago about a girl named Neko and it wasn’t published. Well I am rewriting it and hoping it stays on track. (All names are changed.) Well, Neko was this girl who was a furry and a complete and total Weeaboo. She wasn’t too annoying (besides the lack of personal space and loud nyas and Kawaiis) and I never really had a problem with her until these 3 instances, all of which in chronological order. At one point I dated my friend, Kitty. She was really accepting of me being a Transgender man and we both were really close (not related but we are still friends, but dating her makes me uncomfortable)… well one day I was holding her hand and we were walking to the cafeteria when I heard a squee. Neko ran over and told us we were her otp and she shipped us. I kinda laughed it off, even though I found it creepy, and smooched Kitty on the cheek just to see how Neko would react… well, Neko knows I am a Trans man. Everyone in my grade knows. So hearing, “Kawaii Yuri” was really off putting for me. Especially since Neko went to the gay club (it’s called Diversity alliance but it was the gay club tbh) with me and I am very open about being Trans. Keep reading









Text Post Tue, Dec. 27, 2016 144 notes I don’t know how well this fits, but when I was younger I liked quite a few anime but didn’t really know that it was it’s own separate “thing” in the world of animation. I was a big fan of the different teaching muyos that came on toonami, but I couldn’t really follow gundam wing, it was a little political for an 11 year old. Fast forward to eighth grade and I met this girl, we’ll just call her Naomi, because I don’t think she’ll ever read this. She was in my core class. At my school all of our math, science, English, social studies happened in the same classroom with the same students, and the teachers would rotated into the classrooms to teach us those subjects. That’s what a core class was. And our electives were saved for the after lunch portion of the day and we were split up into classes with students from other core classes. All of my friends from the previous 2 years were in different core classes so I didn’t really have anyone to talk to for half the day. A few weeks pass and I made one or two friends in class, but none I feel like having over to my house or anything. But one day I see Naomi reading a graphic novel with an art style similar to what I had been seeing on toonami. So I ask her what she’s reading and she explains to me what Manga was and we bond over our mutual love for outlaw star. (the Manga was get backers btw and she let’s me borrow the first few volumes a few days later) Keep reading









Video Post Mon, Dec. 26, 2016 97 notes (Volume warning, GHOST gets kind of loud for a bit after reading the first and second comments. If you want to skip that part, go to 0:30.) GHOST, a somewhat popular producer of English Vocaloid music, recently uploaded a reading/parody of various cringey Youtube and social media comments from Vocaloid weebs (and one who is not a weeb). Its surprising (and a little disturbing), but all of the comments she reads are real.





Text Post Sun, Dec. 25, 2016 87 notes There’s a lot more emotion in anime than cartoons. As always, real names have been omitted: S = my Friend Orange Creep = A creep in an orange shirt A few days ago, my friend S and I caught up for a coffee date. Afterwards, we decided to do some browsing/Christmas shopping at the mall. We went to JB HI-FI (retailer for DVDs/Bluray/CDs/Games/electronics etc), and aimlessly wandered down the aisles, keeping an eye out for presents for our boyfriends (or ourselves, because you got to treat yourself yo). I decided I wanted to look at the anime section, and see how much Sailor Moon Crystal was on Bluray. Between us, S and I both love Sailor Moon, Digimon and Studio Ghibli films – so, we appreciate anime but aren’t hardcore fans. Out of nowhere, some relatively normal looking guy (in a bright orange shirt) comes up between us and says “There’s a lot more emotion in anime than regular cartoons.”



S and I awkwardly agreed – I don’t know how she was feeling, but I straight up had Weeaboo alarm bells ringing. We were polite to Orange Creep, but I then tried to make a point of showing S the price differences in Sailor Moon, so he would get the hint that we weren’t interested in having a conversation. As soon as there is a pause in our conversation, Orange Creep says “And it’s not just for kids – some animes are really violent.” Keep reading









Text Post Sat, Dec. 24, 2016 90 notes Ereri fan from Hell Me: Mono

Friend #1: Coco Friend #2: Slasher Weeb: Valencia (Keep in mind that this all happened back in 2014, so my memory of this whole thing is kinda hazy. Also, I want to remain anonymous for safety reasons.)

It all started in middle school. Me, Coco and Slasher were all 12. I was just plain white and kind of a weeb, Coco was born in Japan; was Japanese; but was raised in Canada since he was 4, and had impressive English skills for his age, but still had a thick accent, and Slasher was Native and had just moved from the mainland last year. One day, during lunch, Slasher introduced us to Valencia, a friend of his cousin who went to our school. She was also Native, with black hair with a single red streak in it, and that day, she wore a Panic! at the Disco t-shirt, a Scouting Legion jacket, and a tutu. The both of us were obsessed with Attack on Titan at the time, so we instantly welcomed her with open arms. Keep reading







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