it was days later and i had no sleep between the morning sickness and the constant sex with eridan . laura and geromy and eridan and me had a double date picnic in the ultra hospital. mrs pomfrey (who is ms paint's brother's wife STOP ASKING lol) brought us 6 pounds of colt cuts and we made sandwiches and ate chowder. i had potato chowder because eridan took the clam out of my clam chowder for because of the baby.

eventually i got out of the ultra hospital but only to go to class. i went to class and mr hussie told the whole class i got knocked up by a sea turtle and they all laughed because they hate eridan. i sobbed into my desk. dave passted me a real not this time saying he is angry i am prergnant and to meet him at 6 in the volleyball court.

when i got to the volleyball court he arranged flowers and put chocolates all over the place. we were alone and he was playing soft jazz.

"this is baby making music" he said and he swayed to the beat

"shut the fuck up i already made a baby" i said when he tried to kiss me and i left angrily. i got back to the hospital and snuggled with eridan who fell asleep wirting possible baby names in cursive. laura wrote in lime green ink that none of them were puink rock enough and suggested silly names like screwdriver ampora.

i fell asleep, looking angelic. my creamy skin glowed with health and beauty. eridan gasped when he saw how beautiful i looked and stroked my cheek, crying with happily tears. he then left the room.

"you are doing an excellent job" said eridan

"we know" said the lighted figures