6. Newbie Dorit Kemsley: "When you've traveled the world, you can speak in any accent you want."

We're not sure what this even means, but we're pretty certain that's not how world travel works.

5. Kyle Richards: "I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake."

Look, we love Kyle, but she's been saying a variation of the same tagline since way back in season one when she delivered "In a town full of phonies, I'm not afraid to be me." Variety is the spice of life, Kyle. Let's try and shake things up next time around, huh?

4. Lisa Rinna: "My advice to you: Don't hustle the hustler."

Uh, OK. Whatever you say.

3. Eileen Davidson: "I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything."

This is a solid tagline. Much better than last season's "I may be an actress, but that doesn't mean I'll stick to your script." Good work, Eileen. Now, let's talk about those denim jumpsuits...