This is something I've been wanting to share with you for a long time: The very best visual pun to hit the B-movie screen EVAR. Plus, this could be the most perverted thing I've ever seen. Well, let's just say it's among the most perverted, how's that? From classic 1980s horror flick Re-Animator, directed by mega-genius Stuart Gordon, we get the monster-menaces-damsel scene with quite a twist. Do not watch unless you are prepared to douse your eyes in lye to recover.

So here's the deal. The bad guy Dr. Hill is an evil surgeon whose head has been chopped off. Lucky for him, his head and body have been reanimated by mad scientist Dr. West (Jeffrey Combs, looking young and alarmingly tasty). Dr. Hill has control over his headless body, and has also discovered that other reanimated zombies obey his thoughts. So he decides to use his newfound power to get busy with the Dean's daughter, who is also a scientist at the medical school. Still more luck for Hill — the Dean is a zombie, and he happily fetches his daughter for Hill to molest in his lab. Serious creepiness ensues. Plus, the pun! So funny. This scene, which I first saw at the age of sixteen, is probably what made me the person I am today.

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