Forget “Fifty Shades of Grey” — here’s “Fifty Shades of Xenu.”

On Monday night, the Church of Scientology launched its own TV network, with the same slogan as the “Fifty Shades” posters: “Curious?”

It’s a fitting tag line, since Scientology is notoriously opaque. The controversial religion regularly makes headlines for its celebrity followers like Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Elisabeth Moss, its practice of labeling critics “suppressive persons” and for leader David Miscavige’s mysterious wife.

The new Scientology Network seems to be an attempt to bolster the religion’s reputation. It’s available on DirecTV, Apple TV, Roku, Google Play and Amazon’s Fire TV.

So, what kinds of shows can you expect to find on Scientology Network? Sadly, not a “Fifty Shades” spinoff starring Cruise. In fact, there are no Xenu-worshipping celebs at all. So far, the network centers on original programming focused on favorable messages about the church. Here are a few standouts:

“Inside Scientology”

“Inside Scientology” comes off as an extended infomercial for the church, with slick editing, catchy music and an apparently high-production value. Viewers learn about the church’s locations around the world, take a virtual tour of the Los Angeles headquarters and hear testimonials from a serene Scientologist saying things like, “Scientology is a technology, the same way that building a bridge is technology” and “for me, Scientology is the technology of life.” Not included: references to omnipotent aliens.

“Voices for Humanity”

Like “Inside Scientology,” “Voices for Humanity” is a documentary-style show focusing on the church’s volunteer work around the world. It highlights causes like its efforts to pass out leaflets informing underprivileged communities about the dangers of drugs. (Monday night’s episode focuses on humanitarian aid efforts in Colombia.) The show is the polar opposite of HBO’s Emmy-winning 2015 documentary, “Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief,” which lingered on alleged human rights abuses in the church.

“Meet a Scientologist”

This show introduces the viewer to real-life Scientologists, such as one elderly couple who work to restore instruments. (Again, none of the Scientologists shown are celebrities.) In the same way that “Voices for Humanity” seems like the church’s response to the HBO documentary, this seems like the Scientology answer to A&E’s Emmy-winning series, “Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath,” about ex-Scientologist and actress Leah Remini’s harrowing journey and other ex-members’ ordeals.

“Destination: Scientology”

“Destination: Scientology” showcases Scientology’s global scope in different communities from Harlem to Johannesburg to Mexico City. It’s like the Scientologist version of “Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown,” only with less food and more earnestness. (Monday night’s episode focuses on Inglewood, Calif.)

“L. Ron Hubbard: In His Own Voice”

Billed as “an exclusive three-part documentary series,” “L. Ron Hubbard: In His Own Voice,” tells the biography of science fiction writer and Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, using his own writings and recordings.