Are you a lover of coffee? We all love delicious hot coffee. When fueling the day at the office, we entirely depend on coffee to keep us active and motivated. Besides that, you can add some coffee quotes on your work table to keep you inspired as the day goes by.

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If you love the smell of brewed coffee and the best time of your day is when you sip a hot cup of coffee, then these quotes are for you. Go ahead and tell the whole world of how much you enjoy drinking coffee with the quotes below.

Funny coffee quotes

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. - David Lynch

I never laugh until I've had my coffee. - Clark Gable

Coffee: the best drink of the civilized world. - Thomas Jefferson

The powers of a man' is directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. - James Mackintosh

Should I kill myself, or can I have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

The morning coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon cannot be expected to reproduce. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

No one can understand the truth until he drinks coffee's frothy goodness. - Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. - Flash Rosenberg

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep. - Fran Drescher

Coffee is the best thing to welcome the sunrise with. - Terri Guillemets

There is nothing sweeter and tastier than a cup of bitter coffee. - Rian Aditia

As long coffee is in the world, how bad could things be? - Cassandra Clare

Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee? - Justina Chen

Coffee first then schemes later. - Leanna Renee Hieber

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We want to do a lot of things; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup. - Jerry Seinfeld

Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul. - Isak Dinesen

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. - Lewis Black

To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions. - Hugh Jackman

A cup of coffee that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils. - Henry Ward Beecher

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Best coffee quotes and sayings

Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self. - Terry Pratchett

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

If this is coffee, kindly bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend! - Gerard Way

I judge a hotel by the bread and by the coffee. - Burt Lancaster

Townes van Zandt is the top best songwriter in the world, and I’ll stand on Bob Dylan’s coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that. - Steve Earle

Coffee is a language in itself. - Jackie Chan

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I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee. - Burt Lancaster

I could kick start my day without taking coffee. But I love being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants. - Nanea Hoffman

The fact is that I don’t know where my ideas come from. Nor does any writer knows. The true answer is to drink way too much coffee and buy yourself a desk that does not collapse when you hit your head against it. - Douglas Adams

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all. ― David Lynch

I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. - Brian Andreas

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Famous coffee quotes

Adventure in life is excellent; consistency in coffee even better. ― Justina Chen

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, appreciate things. At breakfast, they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both; they drink tea. ― Gary Snyder

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ― Jean Kerr

I like my coffee black, my beer from Germany, wine from Burgundy, the darker, the better. I love my heroes complicated and brooding, James Dean, in oiled leather, leaning on a motorcycle. You know the color. ("Ode to Chocolate") ― Barbara Crooker, More

Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted. ― Cherise Sinclair

Morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.― Marcia Carrington

There are three unbearable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women. ― Orson Welles

Just coffee. Black—like my soul. ― Cassandra Clare

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It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel. There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee. ― Gabriel Bá

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. ― Abigail Reynolds

That’s what I do: I make coffee and occasionally succumb to suicidal nihilism. But you shouldn’t worry — poetry is still first. Cigarettes and alcohol follow. ― Anne Sexton

Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.― Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the scent that separates night from day. ― Haruki Murakami

Coffee in the morning will turn the timidest of a man into a tiger for the rest of the day. ― Anthony T.Hincks

My mom is a black-no-sugar woman, but I believe in turning my coffee into a cheesecake. ― Jordan Weisman

A great cup of coffee in the morning makes the tiger in me behave like a real gentleman. ― Anthony T. Hincks

Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy. - Rita Moreno

Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee. - AJ Lee

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Short coffee quotes

Behind each fruitful day is a significant measure of coffee. – Stephanie Piro

In any case, even some espresso is superior to no coffee by any stretch of the imagination. New York has extraordinary water for coffee. – David Lynch

To me, the aroma similar to newly made coffee is one of the best developments. – Hugh Jackman

In reality, this is by all accounts the essential need of the human heart in about each incredible emergency – a good hot cup of coffee. – Alexander King

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Coffee is a beverage that can put one to sleep if not consumed every day. - Alphonse Allais

I have measured my entire life with coffee tablespoons. - T.S. Eliot

Good communication is stimulating as black coffee, and also hard to sleep after being consumed. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Way too much is coffee. But if it were not for the coffee, I will have no identifiable personality whatsoever. - David Letterman

I never drink coffee during lunch hours. I find that it keeps me wide awake for the entire afternoon. - Ronald Regan

A professional mathematician is a specialist for turning coffee into Pythagoras theorems. - Alfred Renyi

He was my yummy cream, and I was his black coffee - And when you poured us together, it was something to remember. -Josephine Baker

Like everyone else in the world who makes the mistake of getting older each day, I begin my day with coffee daily. - Bill Cosby

I wake up very early in some mornings and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ’Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’ -Jim Carrey

A girl in a bikini can be compared to having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. - Garrison Keillor

These are some of the best coffee quotes and sayings to kick start your day. Get the job done!

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