In a surprise decision, the president caved to Democrats and agreed to reopen the government for three weeks without gaining any funds for a hypothetical border wall. What do you think?

“Aw, but what about all th e fun drama?” Cara Griffith • Corporate Mortician


“Goddamnit. Now this ‘Government Shutdown 2019’ back tattoo is going to look dumb.” Bo Mcmillan • Oral Hygienist