I’ve got car fur all over my clothes and I find a new hair-tie every time my contacts go in. I went to the Dog Beach, I laid in the sand never ditching my shoes. I haven’t bought groceries since you moved out, I’ve been eating out. And I shut off the gas ‘cause you’re not here to use the heat. I can feel the sunlight burning my eyes, tops of my thighs. And I can feel my sunburn fuming tonight. And everything that I can take with me are nothing but regretful memories. And everything that I leave with you is nothing that you would want. And everything that I can take with me are nothing but regretful memories. And everything that I leave with you is nothing that you would want. And everything that I leave you is nothing but posturing and attitude. And everything that you left me is shit that I already bought. It’s nothing that you would want, it’s the shit that I already bought.

“Coffee, most legally, give me,” were the first words that I said. I had a hole in my chest and fucking dump truck driving straight through my head, a tube running down to my juicebox briefcase, and those rice crispies cracklin’ in my neck meant that I had to stay. She called me that night so I asked her out to dinner. She refused, so polite, she had to wake up early and so did I. She asked me what I wanted to hear so Shield Your Eyes was the last thing that I heard as I drifted off to sleep. Did I dream, did I just float? It felt like nothing happened and I woke slow, alone, and hungry for caffeine. Did I dream, did I just float? Learn to sew and use my fucking tendons while I sleep, tube my throat. Losing bones is dirty fucking business, it’s real, real bad for business. It’s the worst kind of business, the kind that happens to me.

Have you ever wanted to cut someone’s skin off and put it on? Walk around town just waving at everyone. Call me old fashioned or boring but man that sounds fun, that sounds fun. I’m only kidding, I wouldn’t do that. Just kidding, I would. I’d do it and I’d sew it up so good. Happy birthday to me, all I want is a suit made of you. Don’t wanna make you cry, don’t wanna say goodbye. Don’t wanna make you cry, don’t wanna say goodbye. I wanna cut your face off and put it on mine. I bet it feels so soft laying on mine. I wanna cut your face off and put it on mine. I bet it feels so soft laying on mine. I wanna punch your scalp off and put it on Jake. I wanna peel your skin off and cover Mike’s flakes. I wanna cut your face off and put it on mine. I bet it feels so soft laying on mine.