2006-06-11

Posted June 11, 2006 at 12:00 am

What's a buttfer? Let's see what a few webcomics personalities had to say, courtesy America's treasure, Phil Kahn:



Phil Kahn vs. William G



Phil: Hey Will



William: howdy



Phil: How's life on your side of the world



William: pretty darned good, to tell the truth. Could use a few hot chicks lying around the apartment, but I could say that anywhere. How about you?



Phil: I'm all right. Been looking all over the place trying to find a butfer. Do you know where I can get one?



William: Okay... I'll play along just for the amusement factor... "Gee Phil, I dont know. What is a butfer?"



Phil: It's for poopin, Will.



William: BWA HA HA



Phil: LOLZ



William: to the max



Phil: Damn

I was hoping you might actually fall for it.

YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR ME, WILL G



William: dude, I teach kids and make webcomics. Childish is part of each and every day



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It seems Mr. G was too clever for Kahn's capering. But would Mr. Campbell be? Let's listen in...



Phil Kahn vs. T Campbell



Phil: Howdy



T: Hey.



Phil: How're things?

In jollly ol' ingland.



T: Oh, pretty good. I think I'll be doing some traveling soon. See Scotland, Paris.



Phil: Oh cool



T: How you?



Phil: Oh I'm all right.

I've been looking all over the place for a butfer.

Do you know where I can get one?



T: What do you mean, a buffer?



Phil: No, no. A butfer.



T: I do not know what that is.



Phil: You don't know what a butfer is?



T: Never mind, wiseass. I just Googled it.



Phil: (F-WORD).

hahahha



T: Search engines have killed the practical joke.



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Well played gentlemen, well played.



One more for good measure (this from a reader):



Sicklilfreak87 [12:35 AM]: and now I'm really happy

Sicklilfreak87 [12:35 AM]: 'cause I cant remember the last time I had a lifesaver

Sicklilfreak87 [12:35 AM]: it's been like.....years

ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: or weeks

ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: you know

ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: remember when you took mine in school?

ImSuperPoor [12:36 AM]: (F-WORD)er

Sicklilfreak87 [12:37 AM]: ...no

Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: when did I take your life saver?

Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: you know what I need?

Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: a butfer

ImSuperPoor [12:38 AM]: last time I bought them

ImSuperPoor [12:38 AM]: you mean a hooke

ImSuperPoor [12:38 AM]: rr

Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: no a butfer

Sicklilfreak87 [12:38 AM]: do you have one?

ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: hooker?

ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: yes

ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: her name is armondo

Sicklilfreak87 [12:39 AM]: no butfer do you have a butfer

ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: yes

ImSuperPoor [12:39 AM]: her name is armondo

ImSuperPoor [12:40 AM]: silly BUTLERS

Sicklilfreak87 [12:40 AM]: NOOOOOOO

Sicklilfreak87 [12:40 AM]: do you have a B U T F E R

ImSuperPoor [12:40 AM]: ?

ImSuperPoor [12:41 AM]: you know what a buttfore is?

Sicklilfreak87 [12:41 AM]: yup

ImSuperPoor [12:41 AM]: what?

Sicklilfreak87 [12:42 AM]: fer poopin

ImSuperPoor [12:41 AM]: ....wow



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So dear readers, what did we learn here? It's quite simple - webcomics authors are clearly more intelligent (or as WE like to say, "overtly bounteously perspicacious") than you vulgar masses.



CHASON PAGE TO GO UP TOMORROW.



ZACH OUT