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A comedian is spicing up the London Underground with a new tube map that features perfect one-liners to accompany the most popular stations.

Darren Walsh, winner of TV channel Dave’s ‘Best Joke of the Fringe’ award at Edinburgh Festival, created the jokes tube map titled ‘London Punderground’.

Known for his one-liners and quick-thinking puns, this is Walsh at his best.

Click to enlarge (Picture: @DarrenWalshPuns)

Some of the most hilarious ones are:


Tower Hill

‘I asked a man sitting in the tower moat what he was doing, but he was deep in fort’

Bond Street

‘I can’t believe they killed off Judy Dench’s character. Jaes Bond isn’t the same without M’



Baker Street

‘Mr Holmes: It’s constipation my dear Watson. Watson: No sh*t, Sherlock’

Leytonstone

‘I arranged to meet a drug dealer here, but he was late ‘n’ stoned’

Last year Darren published his first joke book called Cheep Laughs, which featured four years of scribbling and doodling.

For the full map, click here.

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