Children writing about the ocean

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly,age 6)2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don'thave ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (, age 7)4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like EmilyRichardson She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)5) - A dolphin breaths through an ~censored~ on the top of its head.. (Billy,age 8)6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and potsand comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross theocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle tomake the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eatingbeans. (William, age 7)8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and Ilike their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?Like, really? (Helen, age 6)9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is alwayscrying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just gotpregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can giveyou a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think theyhave to plug themselves in to chargers.(Christopher, age 7)11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes mywilly small. (Kevin, age 6)12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't godown alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was goingvery fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up herbig fat ass.. (Julie, age 7)14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown Idon't know. (Bobby, age 6)15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean He knows all about the ocean.What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.(James, age 7)