*a graph is shown* y axis: effect on grade (relative to beardless test score) x axis: quality of finals beard. doesn't exist to best beard ever *the line goes straight across showing no change* researcher: this graph shows that growing a finals beard has no effect on how well you do on the final three bearded men: take that back! he doesn't even have a beard! GET HIM! researcher: wait! wait! this graph is also true! y axis: effect on coolness. less cool/base cool level/cooler x axis: quality of finals beard the line arches up showing that finals beards make you cooler bearded man 1: i think we're ok with that! bearded man 2: works for me! bearded man 3: i'm glad you researched the stuff that really matters

Part of the Finals Beards series.