Well….I…..hmmm….. Is this for real? Is this an actual, serious book? These were the things I asked myself when I first came across this title. I am working under the assumption that it is indeed a serious bit of work.



Basically, it is the story of one man’s journey from being a bitch to a pimp and where that path leads you. The author gives you a detailed map of his life and extolls the virtues of the lessons he has learned so that the pimp force may become strong in you. You get a basic breakdo

Well….I…..hmmm….. Is this for real? Is this an actual, serious book? These were the things I asked myself when I first came across this title. I am working under the assumption that it is indeed a serious bit of work.



Basically, it is the story of one man’s journey from being a bitch to a pimp and where that path leads you. The author gives you a detailed map of his life and extolls the virtues of the lessons he has learned so that the pimp force may become strong in you. You get a basic breakdown of how to make crack, the psychology of the women who stick with pimps and pimpenomics. Overall, if you are looking to be a pimp, it is informative. On to the writing itself….



The whole book is a stream of consciousness type of story re-arranged to make sense. As it was being re-arranged, someone broke out the thesaurus and added footnotes (I had theory classes in college with less footnotes) to add a bit of legitimacy to the work.



There is a lot of repetition as well. The author loves to say the exact same thing over and over just dressed a little differently. It wasn’t unlike reading an Ayn Rand novel. It was akin to playing a video game from the 80s where you keep dying on a level and have to start said level over again. You get a little further each time, but you go over the same stuff a lot. See what I just did there?



This isn’t to say the book is all bad. Razzle actually has quite a few valid points and insights. He isn’t a stupid man. He also shares several philosophical viewpoints with the aforementioned Ayn Rand. Razzle presents the whole pimp/prostitute dynamic in a romantic light that is a bit unfounded though.



There are scenes of violence, and it is pretty degrading to women not to mention drug use. I have a feeling that if you are looking to be a pimp, these things don’t exactly matter. This is definitely not a bedtime story for children.

