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tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: tom-nippleston: The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex

Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!!

Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo) Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals

Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH!

Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche

Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore

[Pause]

Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?!

Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!!

[Pause]

Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me… (the family is disintegrating) Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever…. [People saying ‘cheers’] (stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food.

[Pause]

Andrew: Dude

Brandon: Dude

Katy: Dude omg

Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana!

Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks.

Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)