A Brief History of the Labour Party 2015-present



Mr MILIBAND is defeated.



Labour bigwigs: At last the dangerous revolutionary socialist has departed the stage. It is time to reheat this delicious Blairite soufflé.



Labour members: mmm tastes of death

Mr CORBYN is duly elected.



Corbyn: Will somebody, literally anybody, join my cabinet?



Mr UMUNNA and friends: LOL c u l8r loser



Mr Corbyn appoints a trusted colleague to the shadow chancellor position.



Labour bigwigs: How dare he, the monster!

To bring peace and unity to the Kingdom, Mr CAMERON calls a Referendum. Mr Alan JOHNSON leads the Labour In campaign.



Cameron: All sound folk should support me, a Tory, in my hour of need.



Johnson, A.:



The Referendum is Lost.



Johnson, A.'s media friends: Ugh where was Corbyn?