Glenn Beck is very upset about the most recent episode of “Family Guy,” which featured a plot portraying Jesus Christ, as The Blaze puts it, “as a lying, sex-crazed adulterer.”

After fuming that “it is not brave” for people to mock Christianity, Beck took a moment to attack “Saturday Night Live” as “the biggest group of pussies on the planet” for supposedly refusing to adequately mock President Obama, before he got back to venting his displeasure over this particular “Family Guy” episode.

“Every great, truly great, freeing act was inspired by the teachings of Jesus Christ,” Beck declared. “Why would we take down just that man? Why would we make him into a joke? Out of all of the people you can joke about, all of the things you could do and did we sit here as a nation and laugh as he was mocked. Why not just put him up at the pillar again? Why not just whip him and beat him? Why not just publicly humiliate him? Why not just tear his clothing from him, spit on him, and when he asks for water, we give him vinegar?”

“Father, forgive them,” Beck concluded, “they know not what they do”: