How he had three girlfriends at once I will never understand

Steven had apparently been playing Becky Connery, 17, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham, 19, and another girl, who doesn’t wish to be named.

And all was well.

Right up until the point, Becky says, when she saw a text from a girl on his phone. She tracked her down on Twitter and met with her in a pub. Whereupon they discovered a third girl, Lizzie, was also going out with him.