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0:03 - 0:05 Narrator: Welcome, evil progenitors!

0:05 - 0:10 If you want your malicious spawns to turn into fearsome villains,

0:11 - 0:13 or if the 'My Villany' kit wasn't enough,

0:13 - 0:17 or you simply need a place to lock up the brat and take a vacation

0:17 - 0:22 Black Hat Org's camp for young villains is what you need!

0:22 - 0:26 Here, your disgusting offspring will stop putting chewing gum in their friends' hair

0:26 - 0:31 and start throwing genetically manufactured parasites at their horrible faces!

0:31 - 0:37 Now, to give you all a warm welcome, a few words from our owner and founder Lord Black Hat!

0:38 - 0:43 BH: Welcome, parasites, to Black Hat Org's camp for young villains.

0:43 - 0:45 Where your parents abandoned you

0:45 - 0:50 and now you are at the mercy of my camp counselors.

0:50 - 0:53 who will train you while your parents give me their money

0:54 - 0:57 And where we'll see you become successful villains

0:57 - 0:59 or die trying

0:59 - 1:01 Narrator: Guaranteed!



1:01 - 1:05 Now with you all, the host and boss of the camp counselors, the-

1:05 - 1:07 ...Seriously?

1:07 - 1:09 Flug: Yes, don't shut up, keep going!

1:09 - 1:10 Narrator: Ughh, alright.

1:10 - 1:16 The incomparable, bearer of superior scientific abilities, and a supreme intellect...

1:16 - 1:23 The most wicked and vile evil scientist, with more doctorates than acne on your greasy face, Doctor Flug.

1:23 - 1:25 Flug: Hey be more enthusiastic, no?

1:25 - 1:26 Narrator: Doctor Fluuuugg.

1:27 - 1:28 Flug: More enthusiasm!

1:28 - 1:29 Narrator: Please can we continue?!

1:29 - 1:34 It's 3AM, I haven't slept in a week and the Townsville narrator is starting to reek.

1:35 - 1:35 Flug: Bah!

1:36 - 1:41 Welcome, villains, to Black Hat Org's informative video for young villains.

1:41 - 1:46 Where I'll explain how your spawns will improve thanks to this well-structured and evil service.

1:46 - 1:48 BH: FLUG! What the hell is all of this?!

1:49 - 1:53 Flug: Well, since we were talking about the camp, I thought an environment like this could put them in context-

1:53 - 1:55 BH: Stop arsing around!

1:55 - 1:55 Flug: Oh well...

1:56 - 1:58 To demonstrate that the camp is foolproof,

1:58 - 2:03 today we'll present a young ex-camper that used to be a clumsy and incompetent villain.

2:03 - 2:06 An extra so irrelevant that nobody even cared about his name.

2:07 - 2:09 His name is Bladi- How was it?

2:17 - 2:19 Oh yeah, Richel Glitch. He was...

2:22 - 2:25 Oh Rob, sorry sorry. With so many names, anyone could make a mistake.

2:25 - 2:29 Anyway. Rob was ignored to a point where he got trapped in the void.

2:29 - 2:32 A horrible place where the mistakes go to be forgotten.

2:32 - 2:36 But this kid managed to escape, although he became a glitch.

2:36 - 2:40 Before entering the void he had no redeeming qualities.

2:40 - 2:44 Yees I know that not everyone is so amazing to build mechanical artifacts for destruction,

2:44 - 2:46 to hack the most protected official sites,

2:46 - 2:52 to work for the biggest and baddest villain of all times without being fired or executed thanks to his cool brain.

2:52 - 2:53 Altho- jefeciii

2:54 - 2:57 BH: Don't push your luck, doctor.

2:58 - 3:01 Flug: To see the improvements that the camp for young villains offers

3:01 - 3:04 why don't we see how the small Rob was before signing in?

3:11 - 3:13 A bit stupid, right? What do you think, sir?

3:13 - 3:18 BH: I think that I'm tired of analyzing these pathetic disgraces.

3:18 - 3:19 I'm leaving!

3:28 - 3:31 Flug: Hehehe... Well, he's gone. Let's see how it continues.

3:39 - 3:46 In his lack of brains he tried to make himself an armor, but of course boxes are useless.

3:47 - 3:49 Narrator: Do you have a thin and fragile body?

3:49 - 3:51 Are you a weak hypochondriac?

3:51 - 3:54 Or do you work in Elmore's Fidgeralt consultancy?

3:54 - 4:01 Then order Black Hat Org's armor! It'll make you feel twice as strong and will protect you 100%!

4:01 - 4:03 Except behind your knees, ankles and nape.

4:04 - 4:06 Get one for different occasions!

4:06 - 4:13 Desert, jungle, sea, party, shopping, gala, leopard... And night!

4:13 - 4:16 And don't wash it because it shrinks!

4:16 - 4:19 Buy one and get a flute completely free!

4:19 - 4:23 The prolonged use of the armor can produce welts, dehydration, hair loss and money loss.

4:25 - 4:28 Flug: As you can see none of his 563 traps worked.

4:33 - 4:38 That was the moment when Rob decided to attend the camp (of his own free will).

4:38 - 4:40 Here he received training and advice to become a great villain.

4:41 - 4:43 Let's see his records of his stay in the camp.

4:48 - 4:54 And after an almost lethal training, Rob finished with honors given by the BEST counselor.



4:54 - 4:59 When he finished his training, Rob decided to continue the mission that motivated him to be a villain in the first place.

4:59 - 5:02 Destroy his nemesis, Gumball Watterson.

5:02 - 5:05 Son of Richard Watterson and Nicole Senicourt.

5:05 - 5:07 Nicole? Oh yeah I remember her.

5:07 - 5:10 She left high school early, I wonder what happened to her?

5:22 - 5:24 And that's why you don't put snakes on a plane.

5:27 - 5:29 One second. Black Hat Organization

5:29 - 5:30 Gumball: Who's talking?

5:30 - 5:32 Flug: Docto- who are you?

5:32 - 5:35 Gumball: ...Yes I want to know why my mom has a card with this number.

5:35 - 5:39 Flug: Look Squinkly, I have no idea who your mother is but I assure you I have nothing to do with you.

5:39 - 5:41 Gumball: What do you mean by that?

5:41 - 5:43 Flug: I mean that- Look kid, are you gonna buy something or not?

5:43 - 5:45 Gumball: Boooring.

5:45 - 5:51 How weird, it sounded like a malevolent and omnipotent organization that controls all evil which mom used to be in.

5:51 - 5:53 Or maybe it was a real estate

5:53 - 5:56 Flug: Now let's see how Rob acts with everything he has learned in the camp.

6:18 - 6:22 Excellent! He has a well-structured plan. I bet he also made a list.

6:22 - 6:29 Without doubt one of the best lessons in the camp that- ohhh my god it's a 737-800 commercial plane!

6:29 - 6:31 It's the last one I need for my collection!

6:32 - 6:36 Demencia: Now that the dummy is gone, it's time for my... Demencia tips!

6:36 - 6:39 Flug: Unbelievable! I'm gone for a second and-

6:39 - 6:40 Demencia: DEMENCIA TIPS!

6:40 - 6:44 Hello, I'm Demencia, and I'll be your PE teacher!

6:44 - 6:47 Because if you're as weak as Roberto I'll teach you how to...

6:48 - 6:53 Fight against crocodiles! Snowboard! Box! Make a fire!

6:53 - 6:57 And don't forget your sleeping bag to hide the evidence...

6:57 - 6:59 Of all the money that you have stolen!!

6:59 - 7:02 Flug: For the love of science Demencia, why do we have to go through this again?!

7:02 - 7:03 HATBOTS!!

7:03 - 7:08 Demencia: So now you know! I'll see you at the same time on the same channel! WEEEEEEEE

7:11 - 7:13 BH: DEMENCIA WHAT THE HELL?!

7:13 - 7:15 Demencia: Hello sweetie~

7:19 - 7:23 Flug: Sorry for the interruption, I'm sure Rob's plan was successful.

7:28 - 7:33 Heh, well, I suppose he didn't properly calculate the probability he had of winning.

7:33 - 7:37 Anyway, in Black Hat Org's camp for young villains, the most important lesson is:

7:37 - 7:39 A villain never gives up.

7:39 - 7:42 Let's see another one of his wicked plans.

7:53 - 7:58 Wow, clever! He got a remote control capable of altering the space-time continuum similar to mine.

7:58 - 8:01 But it's impossible that it's the same one because mine is right there.

8:03 - 8:04 That's my remote control!!

8:04 - 8:10 It's a unique product, so I at least hope that he uses the device wisely, which I'm very sure that was stolen from me.

8:14 - 8:19 Well, now that he controls reality, let's see if he paid attention in the 'sabotaging personal lives' class.

8:19 - 8:21 Excellent! Separate him from his brother.

8:22 - 8:23 Separate their parents, very good.

8:23 - 8:27 Separate him from his girlfriend and make him throw her off a second floor, great!

8:27 - 8:28 I didn't even teach him that.

8:31 - 8:35 Yes! You got him! Very good, he's at your mercy!

8:38 - 8:42 It doesn't work?! You ruined it Squinkle, all of my devices work perfectly!

8:42 - 8:44 And be careful, don't lose (the remote) control!

8:44 - 8:48 Hehe, get it? Lose control?

8:49 - 8:51 NOO it was just a joke, are you crazy?!

8:51 - 8:55 Losing (the remote) control is one thing, but throwing it and giving it to the enemy is another!

8:55 - 8:57 Now he has another chance to fix things!

9:01 - 9:04 Nooo! Now he can see the future and ruin the plan!

9:04 - 9:07 We literally had a session about that at the camp!

9:07 - 9:10 DON'T give your enemy the opportunity to win.

9:10 - 9:16 Ahh I see, it was part of your plan that your nemesis turned his parents into babies.

9:16 - 9:18 Look at that, very clever!

9:18 - 9:23 Now, if my calculations are correct, this should grotesquely impact the kid's existences about now.

9:29 - 9:33 Yes, I knew you wouldn't fail me, after all I was your counselor.

9:33 - 9:34 Augh please!

9:37 - 9:40 Yes, you got him! He's yours! Eliminate him!!

9:50 - 9:55 Noo, what happened?! You had him! You were so close!

9:55 - 9:57 You could've destroyed him right there!

9:58 - 9:59 There, there, there!

10:00 - 10:02 You broke rule number 15!

10:02 - 10:04 Never have compassion or mercy for your enemy.

10:04 - 10:06 That's the worst mistake you could ever make!

10:07 - 10:09 This villain had fatal mistakes!

10:09 - 10:13 Number 1: Never give your enemy a chance to win.

10:13 - 10:17 Number 2: Never lose control of the situation. Hehe, reference.

10:17 - 10:20 Number 3: Having compassion for your enemy.

10:20 - 10:23 But don't worry, in Black Hat Org's camp for young villains

10:24 - 10:29 we won't rest until you reach your goal of turning your heir into a villain that isn't a shame.

10:29 - 10:32 Even though we'll have to implement... Rougher measures.

10:38 - 10:43 Destrier knight: Sir Black Hat. I'm running out of wares to sell. What can you offer me?

10:43 - 10:46 BH: Hmm... Wait here.

10:49 - 10:53 Ehh this- exclusive plane screams when you shake it!

10:53 - 10:55 Destrier knight: It's perfect!

10:55 - 10:56 BH: That'll be 9.99.