[Comedy] [Mystery] [Rated T-13] [Complete]

“Very punny and very british, always talking about pubs and such” – Tomlocke

“Pubs as in “kids” or pubs as in “let’s get another drink?” – Moonwolf

“DRINKS! ALL THE DRINKS!” – Tomlocke





Author: MalKontent

Description: Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde are the hardest-working mammals in all of the ZPD precincts, and it’s been noticed. The pair are forced to take a break, reassigned to a countryside down where there hasn’t been a serious crime reported in over twenty years. Who knows how they’ll deal with this change in pace, and is there more to the sleepy town than it seems?

Hot Fuzz





Additional Tags: It’s the movie, but more awesome because it’s about Nick and Judy.

Table of Contents after the break!







Chapter 1 – The Beginning

Chapter 2 – The Journey

Chapter 3 – Introductions

Chapter 4 – The Merchant of the Bushel Fields

Chapter 5 – Pun Times

Chapter 6 – Shakespaw’s Ghost

Chapter 7 – For Whom the Bells Toll

Chapter 8 – Cut the Thread

Chapter 9 – A Family Matter

Chapter 10 – One Wilde Night

Chapter 11 – Bad Hopps

Chapter 12 – Cry ‘Havoc’, and let slip the Bunnies

Chapter 13 – Two Pints of Lager and a Round of Shots

Chapter 14 – Clean-up on Aisle Five

Chapter 15 – The End of All Things