Tim Tebow is no longer dating Olivia Culpo because he wouldn’t break his vow to remain a virgin until he gets married.

Excuse me while I insert my head in a bucket of cold water so it doesn’t explode …

Tebow and the former Miss Universe — yes, Universe — started dating last month after being introduced by a mutual friend. Culpo, 23, finished a two-year-relationship with Nick Jonas in June.

Us Weekly quoted a friend of Tebow, 28, who was released by the Philadelphia Eagles in September, saying “Tim’s super into her.”

Uh …

The New York Daily News reported the reason they broke up was the lack of sex. As in, Tebow would … not … have … it … with … Olivia … Culpo.

Where did that bucket go?

“He was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her,” a source told the Daily News. “She had to break up with him because she just couldn’t handle it. He still hits her up, but she just can’t deal with the sex thing. He’s pretty adamant about it, I guess.”

In 2009, the former Florida football star and devout Christian told a reporter he was saving himself for marriage.

Well, you have to give the guy credit. He just went through about the toughest test he could.

Tony Hicks writes celebrity commentary for the Bay Area News Group. Contact him at Facebook.com/BayAreaNewsGroup.TonyHicks or Twitter.com/tonyhicks67