How Much Anal Sex Goes On At The Big 4?

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Big 4, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer



Jason Fisher April 22, 2011



April 22, 2011

How much anal sex goes on at the Big 4? According to Christwire.org , a lot. The Christian do-gooder website has a nice bar graph (so it must be scientific) showing what groups of people are doing what what in the butt. According to their scientific research, Gays get the most ass play, followed by Fat Metal Girls (yes, that is a category). Take a look at the graph below so you'll know who to avoid if you aren't into riding the hershy highway at a metal concert.Christwire.org goes on to say that "not only are these bands responsible for devil worship, fecal frenzy anal sex acts in America, but they are also responsible for murder increase in other countries. Who knows how many lives we saved last week by notifying parents about the dangers of Coachella Fest. Let us do the same this week and let parents know their kids are in danger of becoming a Satan child or even worse a Homosexual."Some other reasons stated by Christwire.org to keep your kids away from The Big 4 are The bands themselves.So there you have it anal sex loving, gothic murdering, fat gay satanic vampires. And I thought Big 4 was just about music.