Eclipsa:(carries meteora on her arms) *sigh* (puts her on a cradle)

Marco: Something wrong Eclipsa?

Eclipsa: Yes, something’s wrong! I just realized my little Meteora will grow without a dad, and it saddens me so much! (sits on a sofa next to the cradle)

Marco: Sorry to hear it. (takes a sit next to her)

Eclipsa: Times like this, a girl needs a shoulder to cry on (winks)

Marco: (Takes a bag of peanuts out of his pocket) Yeah (eats some) I suppose

Eclipsa: It seems like there are no more gentlemen in this world!

Marco: Yeah, what a shame

Eclipsa: I need a man that is both responsable and attentive, (leans on Marco) you know anyone my dear?

Marco: Nope (Munching on some peanuts) can’t think on anyone off the top of my head.

Eclipsa: (deadpan expression) Yeah, maybe then, my little Meteora wouldn’t be so lonely… and neither would I (tries to put her hand behind Marco’s shoulder)

Marco: (Marco’s bag of peanuts falls) Oh my peanuts! (Eclipsa moves her arm quickly)

Eclipsa: *sigh* I’m going for the milk, could you watch Meteora for me?

Marco: (Eclipsa leaves the room) Sure. Hey baby meteora, (meteora points at the bag of peanuts) oh this? it’s a bag of peanuts, can you say peanuts? p-e-a-n-u-t-s

Meteora: (giggles, tries to repeat the word) paus… peuns… paps… papa

Marco: (laughs nervously) oh no baby meteora, I’m not your papa, I’m just a friend of your mother

Meteora: Papa!

Eclipsa: actually not a bad proposition

Marco: you’re back, baby meteora seems to think I’m her papa, how crazy is that?

Eclipsa: Maybe she just wants some company, like that of a little brother or sister, maybe you could help me on this one Marco (winks)

Marco: yeah sure… wait, what?

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