So after package number 1 was lost in space, Santa saw fit to try again and boy did he deliver.

Let me quote my research assistant walking by my cubicle: "Wow, something smells awesome around here!" Awesome smell you ask? A metric ton of Lindt Chocolate, that's what! Geez, tell Santa you like Lindt truffles and he'll bury you in them!I also received a touch of salt dark chocolate that I attempted, albeit unsuccessfully, to CRAM into my face. And then I nuzzled the holy hell out of this cute gummy bear filled bear jar (that I am reluctantly handing over to my partner who loves gummy candy, and who I in turn love most dearly- so sharing is caring!)

Thanks stranger Santa for getting me the goods! You are a man of your word and you absolutely delivered! NOW LET'S GET FAT!