Stategy

Originally posted by A TYPICAL DAY IN VINDICTUS: NOOB 1: HOW DO I CRAFT MINE BOMBS?

YOU: GOOGLE IT.



NOOB 2: HOW MANY FLINCHES ARE NEEDED FOR HAVAN'S BREAK-OFF?

YOU: LOL, I CAN SOLO HAVAN IN 5 MINUTES.

Originally posted by A TYPICAL DAY IN VINDICTUS: YOU: DOUBLING MONEY!

NOOB 3: I'LL LIKE TO DOUBLE MY MONEY!

YOU: OK, SEND ME 100M AND I'LL SEND YOU 200M BACK.

NOOB 3: OK.

1. WHEN YOU LOG IN, WALK AROUND A BIT TO GET SOME ATTENTION. MAYBE CHECK THE MARKETPLACE OR SEE WHAT'S NEW IN YOUR MAIL/GUILD STORAGE BUT DON'T RUN LAPS LIKE USAIN BOLT. REMEMBER, JUST WALK AROUND A BIT, ALMOST AS THOUGH YOU ARE INDECISIVE. YOU WANT ATTENTION BUT DON'T MAKE IT BLATANTLY OBVIOUS THAT YOU DO.2. STAND AT ANY OF THE LOCATIONS MENTIONED WITH YOUR BEST GEAR. STANDING IS OK BUT SITTING OR USING A F5-11 EMOTE THAT LOOPS IS RECOMMENDED. BONUS POINTS IF YOU SIT OR LEAN ON A BENCH/POLE ETC.3. ACT COOL AND ONLY TALK TO COOL PEOPLE, AKA OTHER BANKSTANDERS. IGNORE ANYONE THAT IS ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME OR ASKING FOR HELP. IF YOU MUST HELP, DO SO WITH USELESS RESPONSES. EXAMPLE:4. TALK ABOUT STUPID THINGS SUCH AS HOW PLAYER X IS NOT A REAL HURK BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A +15 WEAPON AND RARELY DAMAGE POTS.5. TO PASS THE TIME, YOU CAN TRY FLIPPING ITEMS ON THE MARKETPLACE, SPAMMING MEGAPHONES OR SCAMMING NOOBS. EXAMPLE:IF A GM LOGS IN WHILE YOU'RE SCAMMING, TELL HIM TO ♥♥♥♥ OFF TO AVOID SUSPICION.