My Santa went with a theme this year, which I must have put on my "likes" list and then forgotten about when I was obsessed with Parks and Rec a few months ago, but my gifts were definitely Leslie Knope approved.

I opened the box and the first thing I saw was toilet paper - okay, cool, everybody needs that. Under the sink it goes. And it's quality Cottonelle brand, none of that cheap tp business.

After I removed the TP, I saw Pawnee: The Greatest Town in America, which is written, completed, researched, typed, collated, proof-read and run through spell-check by Leslie Knope - so you know it's good.

And then, the best part - a bronze bust of the man, the myth, the legend: Ron Swanson. It says "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have", so naturally, I put it on my stove.

Thanks, Santa! You rock.