Most people think fortune telling is just a buncha BS, but, I believe the issue is a bit different. It’s not that it doesn’t exist, it’s just that almost no one knows how to do it. So what’s the solution to this problem? Teach it in the schools. Think about it- there was a time, not so long ago, when nearly no one knew how to do algebra. But then, we made it a part of the standard curriculum. Sure, most people still suck at it, but a hell of a lot more than before have at least have some understanding; they at least know it when they see it. Now you might be saying ‘sure, that sounds all well and good, but where are we going to find the people to teach this subject?’ Easy! The cable news networks. They seem to have an uncanny ability to find individuals with ineffable insight into anything and everything, including the future. And they gotta be the real deal, I mean, it’s not like a major network would be so bold as to put any smooth talking jackass on the air, right?