Two million stars!

5.0 out of 5 stars My life has changed…

By brandon on August 21, 2014

Where do I even start, upon arrival package was delivered by a busty somewhat already aroused UPS woman. I understand why the packaging has to be so hefty now, due to the pungent smell that is already captivated the UPS driver. Excited,and a little bit nervous I had to open the box to get a feel for the thunder but I’ve been longing for. Never in my life have I ever been able to grow facial hair until this product arrived. Only took one spray BOOM. I now have a beard that is uncontrollable,my testosterone levels have been raised, I have a natural skill in mixed martial arts, I drive a lifted truck, my penis grew 2 inches my jaw line chiseled, I now have a full eight pack of abs, every muscle in my body is tone, I have 17 tattoos total on my body, were talking a real man’s man. I hunt and fish with my bare hands, all equipment made by my bare hands.

This was all accomplished by one simple spray of the cologne, I haven’t even began to talk about what happens with the women in my life. I Have to hire my friends to come out with me to take over the herds of women after one simple spray. Did I mention

my pet panther I accumulated over one spray? I have a full jungle in my backyard, hungry animals waiting to protect their keeper.

You don’t buy this cologne you might as well walk around with a tampon in your pocket that’s how much of a pussy you are

Man up, get that chiseled jaw, six pack and lifted truck.and be one with the beast. Five star review? How about 2 million star review