He had WHAT tied to his private parts?!?

FORT PIERCE — A doctor checking a man for injuries after an ATV accident found something that likely was unexpected.

A bag of drugs “tied” to his genitals.

The case of the dude with the narcotics lashed to his private parts happened March 5 at Lawnwood Regional Medical Center & Heart Institute in Fort Pierce, according to an arrest affidavit.

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A doctor and medical staff told Fort Pierce Police that Cedric Anderson, 28, was in an ATV accident and brought to the hospital for treatment.

“After (the doctor) removed Anderson’s clothing to look for any obvious injuries, he found a clear baggie with what he believed to (be) narcotics inside tied to Anderson’s genitals,” the affidavit states.

The type of knot used to tie the bag, such as a half hitch or bowline, was not specified, nor was the type of string or twine.

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Investigators said the bag contained cocaine, oxycodone and marijuana.

Anderson, of Fort Pierce, was arrested on two counts of cocaine possession, and single counts each of possession of not more than 20 grams of marijuana and possession of a controlled substance without a prescription.