Act 3 - The Juicy Part

He woke up.

His crotch was painful.

His stomach bulged.

Fucking Retro.

Volant had already premiered his track, and Dan missed it.

Shit.

Everyone had left the club after the Volant premiere.

Except Retro.

Why.

Retro approached Dan.

“Thank god you’re awake, thought you had a heart attack.”

Yeah, thought Dan, I had a cock attack.

He stood up and stretched.

Retro looked him in the eyes.

Dan muttered something… inaudible.

“What?”

Dan thought about punching him right in the kisser for all of the events that happened today.

But instead, Dan just said:

“It would be great if Fractal’s sister were signed into Monstercat.”

Retro replied:

“That would be amazing.”

Dan gave him an affectionate look.

“almost amazing as you babe”

Retro gave him the same look.

Aaaaaaaaaand this is the part where they make out and explore each other’s anal cavities. You’re welcome, Raider.

And there, in the back of the room, was Seoul.

Recording the event for later writing in his stupid ass fanfictions that not even Legstronk would care about.

Worth it.