
This strange election keeps getting stranger. A Twitter hashtag brings out a flood of brilliant anti-Trump rhymes.

Somehow, these #TrumpDrSeuss tweets perfectly capture an intense and disturbing phase of the 2016 election:

The #TrumpDrSeuss hashtag maybe the greatest thing happening in the world at this very moment. — andy lassner (@andylassner) October 13, 2016

I will not accept his racist plan. I will not accept it from this man. I will not accept it in my land! It's not who I am. #TrumpDrSeuss — D'resistance (@deeperfectgem) October 13, 2016

#TrumpDrSeuss I will not have the votes of women, I will not be the one who's winning. — RiskyLiberal (@RiskyLiberal) October 13, 2016


I'm smart

I'm clever

Pay taxes?

No, never

I'm stunning

I'm grand

Your crotch

My hand

#TrumpDrSeuss — Ray Ricky Rivera (@RayRickyRivera) October 13, 2016

https://twitter.com/scottruegg/status/786697235799105536

Well look at you two

And how old are you?

Only twelve you say?

I'll be dating you some day.#TrumpDrSeuss — Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) October 13, 2016

"One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish

If they accuse me, I will sue fish."#TrumpDrSeuss — Eric Schmidt (@TalkingSchmidt) October 13, 2016

#TrumpDrSeuss grab one here, grab one there, more to come do not despair — Maurice Ross (@MauriceMichael) October 13, 2016

Grab a woman on a train

Grab a woman on a plane

Just barge on in, no need to knock!

It's not assault, just locker room talk! #TrumpDrSeuss — Notorious L-I-Z (@LizzyRichards24) October 13, 2016

A Billion Here, A Billion There

Losing Billions Everywhere

Fear Not Losers, Fear Not Trolls

I'll Lose Even More at the Polls!#TrumpDrSeuss — J.K. Callaway (@realJKCallaway) October 13, 2016

"I am the Lorax

I speak for the trees"

"Climate change is a hoax

Made up by the Chinese"

#TrumpDrSeuss — Podcaster Tim in NYC (@TJBeauregard) October 13, 2016

Oh, the places you'll go, where the women say no, but you can't take that for an answer, so you grab them below. #TrumpDrSeuss — Master Sgt.'s Wife (@AUNTIELANELANE) October 13, 2016

Horton Gropes a Who #TrumpDrSeuss — Kiala is taking up knitting in 2018 (@Kiala) October 13, 2016

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