PICTURES: These tragic Arsene Wenger modelling shots are truly heartbreaking

Arsene Wenger has never really *got* clothing.

After all, his worst enemy is a coat.

So it’s a bit of a surprise to see that he’s tried his hand at high-end fashion modelling in L’Equipe’s Sport & Style supplement.

To be fair, recently-singled Wenger makes a decent stab at pioneering a few new looks.

The only problem is that they’re all so unbearably sad that even Jose Mourinho may shed a tear.

There’s the deep thinker.

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The lunchtime drinker.

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The Tinder addict.

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(We’re seeing a theme now.)

And the where-did-it-all-go-wrong.

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I’M SO LONELY 🙁

There’s more here, too. Chin up, mate.

AT LEAST HE DIDN’T BUY KARIM BENZEMA!

Maybe a game of Apples v Oranges will cheer Arsene up…