FACEBOOK - just stop it. Stop it.

We've been through enough: Facebook ads, Timeline, an overhaul of the DM system, friends with endless streams of baby and CrossFit updates.

And now this - the Facebook couples page.

Before you start pointing the finger at your loved-up friends, it's happened already. It's not a choice, it just is.

If you a) have a Facebook account and b) are listed in a relationship with your Facebook-account-owning paramour then you have a c) Facebook couples page.

Don't believe us? Log into Facebook, then type 'facebook.com/us' into your browser.

The horrifying result is a scrapbook of every status, photo, interest and mutual friend you share.