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A recent poll shows God's approval rating has sunk to 52% TRUE Wolf Blitzer: The lowest since we began asking the lepers of Galilee in 100 B.C. God came into office facing a world without form and void, but his favorability has steadily declined since creating man from a piece of clay. Crusades Thing Black Plague Yoko Ono O.J. Verdict Many point to the deity's handling of the economy and recent changes to Facebook they don't like. Woman: "Let there be light!" Now THAT was bold leadership. Where is he today? Appearing on toast in Nebraska. God: OK, the toast bit was bad... But I'm not responsible for Mark Zuckerberg. He was born of a jackal.