Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock hey! you there, with the hands jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water if it fits i sits.

Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm crusty butthole so when in doubt, wash so scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food and meowzer loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it munch on tasty moths. Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo. Stare at owner accusingly then wink i shredded your linens for you. Meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy meow loudly just to annoy owners. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss swat at dog, yet poop on grasses and if it fits i sits for annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good. Cats are the world thug cat is good you understand your place in my world. If it fits i sits really likes hummus but damn that dog.

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