We are live at the first presidential debate between Former Mayor of Star City, Oliver Queen, and current President, Donald Trump

Question: What will make you a great commander in chief?

Donald: Our military loves me. Just ask any military guy. He'll say that he loves me. I'm great with the military.

Oliver: I learned a lot of things while stranded on that island for 5 years. One of those things was military strategy.

My best friend, a former marine, has trained me extensively since I have returned both in terms of strategy as well as military relations. I have even served our country in top secret missions.

Donald: That's fake news. Tell me about the top secret missions. I don't believe you. All of my friends in the military, and believe me, I have a lot of friends, tell me it's fake news.

Oliver: It's a secret mission, so I can't provide the details, but I'm happy to release my records for the public to see.

Donald: It's fake news.

Question: What is your stance on vigilantes?

Oliver: I believe that vigilantes are important only when the criminals are provided more resources that the police force.

I have worked closely with the Green Arrow in Star City to help keep the city safe and crime rates down.

Donald: I will build a giant wall. They are rapists and we will deport all the Mexicans, Vigilantes, other illegals out of this country.

Oliver: Do you know what a vigilante is?

Donald: You're very low energy today Oliver. Very low energy.

Oliver: *Don't make me put on my green hood and fuck you up*

Donald: What?

Oliver: Nothing.

Question: Anything you'd like to add?

Donald: He murdered his girlfriend and then his family magically all died and he lost all his money and his company.

He does not know how to handle his money, you do not want this criminal running this country.

Oliver: Donald is ridiculous. He degrades women and does not know what he's doing.

Donald: And he runs around in a hood murdering people in his spare time.

Oliver: What?

Donald: Your hood barely covers your ugly face. Pretty much everybody knows. Another reason you shouldn't be president. You're an idiot murderer and you're ugly.

Oliver: Fuck.