Will You be Miley Cyrus' Friend

Flashback: It's 1987 and I have been bribed into running for a local pageant. It gets down to the top 10 finalist and damn I have been chosen. The announcer gets to me, it is my turn to answer the million dollar question, "If you were to win Miss Pepper Fest, what would you hope to get out of the experience?" I stand there thinking what the heck have I gotten myself into and I have nothing. She asks me the question again and I mutter the word "friends" and nothing else. The manly lady says, "Is there anything else you would like to get out of this?" And I say "nope, just friends".

Miley Cyrus is on a quest to find more friends due to the fact that her parents are so strict. She said, "some people think you have more privileges than other teenagers because of what you do, and that not it at all. It's actually the opposite." Miley said both parents are strict but her mom is stricter when it comes to who she is hanging with (we're guessing it is because of all those pictures that you take with your friends).

Well Miley, why don't you try entering a pageant. You could definitely find some more friends or just embarrass yourself for life and be known as the girl who just wants friends. As for your friends, your mother needs to make sure to always send you out in your Sunday best and to make sure there are no cameras. Oh and one other thing, you should not share your candy with others under any circumstances - if you get my drift. Good luck on your quest for friends!

Hey, I have added a couple of Miley's questionable photos after the jump that I am sure are what make Mama Cyrus a wee bit worried.