I couldn’t give a fuck less if I’m your dream girl, if you’re white, I don’t want your little racist privileged dick. #Blacked #AsianGirls pic.twitter.com/JMbhhN5CHk — Danielle Wilson (@DanielleWils_) November 4, 2019

Paedophiles are born – not made – and nothing can change them, study finds https://t.co/p3y1Zgkv8W pic.twitter.com/ekAPvafrwU — Daily Mirror (@DailyMirror) November 3, 2019

Good evening, Clown World!

What’s going on today in liberal democracy which we all know is the greatest and most glorious form of government ever devised by the genius of man?

Today it is trans men who are frustrated with being ghosted on Tinder dates by transphobic cisgendered women who get creeped out by their equipment:

VICE:

“Internet dating when I was a lesbian was infinitely easier than how it is now as a trans man. Granted that was years ago when only saddos partook and the rest of the world hadn’t joined in to ruin it for us. Ghosting wasn’t even a word back then, let alone a tolerated behavior … It made me feel sorry for those who have such a limited view of how gender and sexuality works and it helped me realise that it isn’t, actually, anything to do with me. It’s a societal problem, theirs not mine. I mean, how do you counter someone who thinks an Adam’s apple is an essential component in a mate? What also struck me was how a lot of the replies were penis-centric: “It’s probably the genital issue,” replied more than one. Another answered: “I would assume it’s the thought that you don’t have a penis that puts them off.” I have a drawer full of dicks, a size to suit every pleasure and not one of them has ever failed to get up, get hard, or get her off. Not something I can say for these all-singing, all-dancing, superdicks that cis men are apparently endowed with. But is that all sex is to a ton of cis het people? And all men are worth? A penis to go in a vagina? Seriously?”

It’s not his problem!

He has a drawer full of dicks.

Is this all men are worth to women? A real biologically functioning penis? There should be some kind of law against this discrimination!

Oh, and it is also Movember, bigots!

Newsflash: women have mustaches. We’ve been trained to hide them – wax them, bleach them, shave them – but that doesn’t make them any less real. Fuzzy and faint or dark and dazzling, they’re there. So this Movember, we’re growing out our (formerly) top secret upper lip hair.