A Swedish doctor has been shown the back door following his use of wildly inappropriate massages to treat common medical conditions, such as headaches and back pain.

Sweden’s Medical Board of Responsibility last week revoked the medical license of the quack, dubbed “Doctor Anal” by the Danish press, after years of warning him about his unconventional treatments.

The unnamed doc claimed to have attained “very good results” with the massages, performing up to 1,000 rubs a session, according to The Local.

He was first warned for performing the unorthodox method back in 2003, when he performed the technique on an elderly woman suffering headaches and back pain. She described the procedure as “an incredibly offensive encroachment.”

And Sweden’s medical board agreed, calling it “dubious for a number of reasons” including that the muscles that actually needed to be relaxed couldn’t be reached.

Neighboring Norway booted him from practicing in their country in 2006 only two weeks after he set up shop. But he was allowed to continue to practice after appealing to the courts in 2008.

In July, the hands-on doc lost his license in Denmark after he pierced a patient’s lung with an anesthetic shot, triggering the Swedish board to finally revoke his license last Thursday.

He gave an interview to Aftonbladet, a Swedish tabloid, chalking up his curious bedside manner to being on the autism spectrum.

“I have a personality disorder, or rather a syndrome, a form of Aspergers,” he said. “Just like Bill Gates or Einstein.”

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