At the conclusion of a recent episode of "Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin," Anthony Burch instantly and remorselessly bought Shadow Complex off Xbox Live Arcade, subsequently funding an author who has referred to homosexuals as "hypocrites."



When reached for comment, Burch was typically full of sh*t. "I didn't mean to buy it," he told Destructoid, "Ash just handed me the controller, I don't hate gay people," the gay-hating game critic said.

After delivering said comment, Burch punched every gay person in the face and high-fived Glenn Beck.