Strife springs eternal in a dark Mississippi dive

Not that I care at all

Spent the best part of my losing streak in the Top 25

Though why I can’t recall

Now I’m yelling at my TV set

I check the odds, lost another bet

I pour a drink and I hope I go blind

Won’t see the Bulldogs fall behind



I’m leaving Starkvegas

Lights so bright, and the crotch sweat,

and the swamp ass on a Saturday night

Leaving Starkvegas

Leaving the ranks for good

Never were good

Bulldog Fans might wonder why they are the featured player in Week 5 of the Fan Misery Index - after all the Fourth Circle is hardly the bottom of the depths explored this season and they are in fine company there. However, their descent was of such an unusual nature it warrants special consideration. It takes a perfect set of circumstances for a team to be ranked in the Top 25, lose to an unranked team, remain ranked in the Top 25 the following week, and then lose to an unranked team again. In the world of expectations and disappointment that is sweet agony that cannot pass unmarked.

(If you are unfamiliar with the rules of the Fan Misery Index, head here to read all about it.)

Let’s take a look at the big board.

MISERY OF NOTE