I have a fetish for little hats that sit on the tip of an erect weiner. I recently bought my boyfriend a set of these that includes cowboy, sailor, soldier and santa hats. When I showed it to him, much to my shock and dismay, he thought it was really weird... and he refuses to wear them for me.

How do I make him understand that Sheriff Winkie, Captain Rail, Sargent Hardon and Santa-Cock really turn me on and I am NOT weird?

Thank you, god bless.