This article be bout tha god. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! For other uses, peep Guthix (disambiguation)

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) was tha god of balizzle n' tha last survivin gangmember of tha Naragi race yo. Dude was tha straight-up original gangsta of tha lil' godz ta arrive ta Gielinor , soon brangin up in tha goddess Seren n' other races includin tha humans sheep n' elves yo. Dude believed up in tha concept of balance, n' brought tha aforementioned races - whoz ass had no concept of tha godz n' no inclination ta either phat or evil - ta Gielinor ta live up in harmony wit they surroundings n' allowed dem ta make they own chizzlez so tha balizzle between phat n' evil would be maintained{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Dude became a god all up in tha end of a war between godz on his realm, which saw tha dirtnapz of all his wild lil' playaz n' crew. By cappin' tha god Skargaroth, he ascended ta godhood his dirty ass, afta which he left his fuckin lil' devastated ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Soon afterwards, da ruffneck discovered Gielinor, and, astonished by its beauty, shaped it ta his fuckin likin fo' mortals ta live on it without interference from godz yo. Dude then populated tha ghetto n' pimped runestones fo' its inhabitants ta use, thus earnin Gielinor tha nickname RuneScape yo. Dude descended tha fuck into a slumber, hopin ta be forgotten by his worshippers yo, but other godz fuckin started ta arrive up in tha followin centuries, which eventually hustled ta tha breakin outta tha Dogg Wars fo' realz. Afta four millennia of warring, Guthix awoke, ended tha wars, n' banished all gods, much ta they followers' dismay. Nearly twenty-two centuries later, his cave was discovered n' Guthix was murdered by tha Zarosian Mahjarrat Sliske, shatterin tha Edicts he put up in place afta tha Dogg Wars.

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Powers n' abilities

Guthix was a exceptionally bangin entitizzle n' one of da most thugged-out bangin among all known lil' gods, which was likely a result of his thugged-out lil' prolonged contact wit multiple Elder Artefacts n' tha mobilitizzle ta channel juice all up in tha Anima Mundi. With they aid, da thug was able ta shape tha ghetto of Gielinor, which was a empty hood all up in tha time he found dat shit. When he first became a god, Guthix had tha mobilitizzle ta open portals ta travel ta other ghettos yo. Dude originally required Skargarothz sword - a Elder Artefact - ta do dis yo, but eventually became bangin enough ta open portals without it yo. Dude was also able ta easily open nuff portals all up in which his thugged-out lil' punk-ass banished tha warrin godz all up in tha end of tha Third Age. By dis time, however, his thugged-out lil' powers had been amplified immensely all up in tha use of various other artefacts, includin tha Stone of Jas, up in tha First Age. With tha aid of tha Stone, Guthix concentrated pure magic up in chunkz of rock, thus bustin a vast, albeit finite, supply of runestones. Guthix could show other beings memoriez of his thugged-out n' be able ta bestow juice ta dampen divine juice.

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Through tha juice of Anima Mundi, his schmoooove ass could also create a magical wall dat kept any godz ta potentially threaten equilibrium from struttin on a ghetto, demonstrated by his creation of tha 'Edictz of Guthix'. Like most if not all other gods, Guthix had tha mobilitizzle ta rap wit his wild lil' followers while asleep, as proven by his vision ta Admiral Dracs Melrose ta reform tha Void Knights {{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Although da thug was a Naragi, Guthix was a skilled shapeshifter, able ta take tha form of anythang da ruffneck desired. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude has stated his dirty ass dat da thug would be able ta take on any appearizzle as playas could imagine his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude was believed ta take tha form of a funky-ass butterfly when he first arrived on Gielinor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. When his thugged-out lil' punk-ass brought humans ta Gielinor, he assumed tha form of one his dirty ass so as not ta frighten dem wild-ass muthafuckas.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} Additionally, tha massive door sealin n' tha cave wall precedin tha Ancient Guthix Temple portray his ass as a skull wit tendrils yo. His massive juice allowed his ass ta leave his body at will - while dis could have potentially saved his ass from dirtnap, his schmoooove ass chose ta take a thugged-out dirtnap instead up in a gangbangin' final act of hopin ta be forgotten.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Beliefs

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Guthix was tha god of balance, n' wished ta git a ghetto without gods, where mortals could live up in peace n' balizzle without they interference. Even so, da thug would have was horny bout mortals ta not fight up in tha name of tha godz or even know of they existence. Despite his ass knowin dis scenario was unlikely, dat shiznit was still his wish n' tha reason he resorted ta chillin underground, hopin ta be forgotten, bein a god his dirty ass.

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Da god was a funky-ass benevolent entitizzle whoz ass wished tha dopest fo' mortals, thankin tha dopest environment was one of balance. This would entail equal amountz of war n' peace, chaos n' order, nature n' culture, et cetera. Likewise, he expected his wild lil' followers ta live up in balizzle wit they ghetto n' respect dat shit.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} Guthix approved of morally evil acts if it would serve balance, so long as there would not be a excess of evil nor good{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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There be a cold-ass lil common misconception bout Guthix, which is dat da thug was tha god of peace or tranquillity. While dis holdz some truth, seein dat Guthix sought ta create a ghetto of balizzle where mortals could live up in peace without tha interference of gods, balizzle do not equal peace. Rather, da ruffneck desires fo' peace ta have a equal amount of war ta counta it, as evidenced by tha foundin of tha militant Void Knights ta complement tha pacifistic druids.

Over tha big-ass amount of muthafuckin years dat Guthix had retreated his dirty ass from tha ghetto, his wish fo' mortals ta forget his ass was not a success. Even from Guthixz point of view, what tha fuck da thug wished fo' tha mortals was corrupted, reshaped or misinterpreted by a shitload of his wild lil' followers. Guthix did not want playas ta worshizzle or follow his ass (desirin dem ta be free from gods) yo, but dis hustled ta like a gangbangin' finger-lickin' divide between a shitload of his cold-ass teachings n' of his closest n' most devoted of followers like fuckin Juna.

Afta his fuckin lil' dirtnap, his wild lil' followers no longer worshizzle his ass as a god n' now follow his cold-ass teachings. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some of his wild lil' followers have known ta become part of tha Godless organisation, dropped by tha druid Biehn, where they believe as well dat tha ghetto should be actively protected from tha gods influence.

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Guthixz symbol, probably found on tha threadz worn by his wild lil' followers, be a iconisation of his tears n' probably drawn up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shade of green. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This symbol is holla'd ta done been invented by worshipperz of Guthix, fo' tha god his dirty ass did not wish ta be worshipped.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} Given dat it represents his cold-ass tears, tha symbol must done been pimped up in tha early Fourth Age . But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat much olda murals up in Guthixz Cave depict Juna , a ancient Guardian of Guthix , donnin tha symbol as well, suggestin it ta have different origins.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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History

Durin tha Naragi Dogg Wars

Guthix was a Naragi natizzle ta a realm consistin of platforms restin on branch-like substances, where his bangin race lived as laid back farmers, craftsmen, huntas n' light sculptors. Given they average gamespans, he must done been nuff centuries old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Guthix had a hoe named Fraji n' daughta named Aagi, both of whom he loved dearly, although Fraji took a dirt nap while Aagi was young.

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When Aagi was a cold-ass lil couple centuries old, still a cold-ass lil lil pimp by Naragi standards, daddy n' daughta paid visit ta a nomad whoz ass holla'd at dem of a magical disturbance, speculated ta be a portal up in tha process of openin itself, appearin near tha pimped out hood of Askroth . Da diviners had begun assemblin a welcomin committee fo' whomever would come all up in n' indeed tha portal soon opened.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} A lil' god named Saradomin arrived wit his thugged-out armies n' fronted ballershizzle of tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Naragi did not submit theyselves ta his bangin rule, ta which he responded by comin' at dem up in fury fo' bein defied, razin Askroth ta tha ground.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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war broke up on tha once laid back ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Most Naragi fled ta refugee camps ta escape Saradominz wrath, whoz ass beat down tha various ghettos from his wild lil' fortress built on tha ruinz of Askroth. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some Naragi, like fuckin Narix , fought back, while others sought ta make compromises.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} Guthix resisted tha temptation of bustin Aagi away as well, reasonin dat tha refugees would soon have no place ta bounce tha fuck out. Therefore dat schmoooove muthafucka hid her up in tha storm cellar of his own house, hopin fo' her ta be safe.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Years afta Saradominz arrival, when other godz had begun ta participate up in tha war, Guthix witnessed how tha fuck tha mindless n' savage goddess tha Naragi named Tuska , controlled by a army of purple, hairy monstas they called airut , broke all up in a portal n' entered tha Naragi ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! There, she proceeded ta battle Saradomin, whoz ass had since begun ta regret his thugged-out actions n' attempted ta defeat her ta save tha Naragi. Da airut invaded swiftly, while Tuska fucked wit every last muthafuckin thang up in sight fo' realz. Afta some time, durin which most of tha Naragi race had been annihilated, even Saradomin left tha realm up in fear of Tuska. By dis time, tha war had lasted centuries, n' nuff godz had either fled like Saradomin or kicked it wit they dirtnaps.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Ascension ta godhood

At one point, Tuska approached Guthixz home n' tha two stood face-to-face. Before dat thugged-out biiiatch could do anything, however, her enemy god Skargaroth plunged his sword, a Elder Artefact, tha fuck into her eye. Da airut flocked round Skargaroth as they goddess duelled his muthafuckin ass. Durin tha skirmish, Skargaroth was thrown off his Nikes. To Guthixz absolute horror, tha god landed on top of his house, beatin tha livin shiznit outta it n' cappin' Aagi, whoz ass was still inside. In shock, tha Naragi picked up tha sword Skargaroth had dropped n' used it ta gouge up Tuskaz remainin eye as dat biiiiatch was chargin at her unconscious opponent. Da blinded goddess howled n' ran away, followed by her airut.

As Skargaroth regained consciousnizz n' attempted ta crawl away, Guthix plunged tha sword tha fuck into his back cappin' tha god, which then transferred his thugged-out lil' juice tha fuck into Guthix his dirty ass, whoz ass became what tha fuck dat schmoooove muthafucka had always feared n' despised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! With his wild lil' playaz n' crew dead n' his ghetto up in ruins, Guthix used tha sword ta cleave open portals ta various locations up in tha multiverse n' set up ta travel up in sorrow.

Over tha course of nuff muthafuckin centuries, Guthix hit up nuff different realms n' encountered nuff muthafuckin races whom he admired fo' they balanced lives, tendin towardz neither phat nor evil yo. Dude hit up Renmark, a "world of divine beauty n' fabulous magic" n' was inspired by how tha fuck four courtz of tha seasons was up in conflict but was a slick balizzle yo. Dude soon discovered a parasite n' up in his thugged-out arrogance, attempted ta fuck wit it yo, but tha parasite survived n' Guthix ended up beatin tha livin shiznit outta Renmark. Guthix would only discover all dem remnantz of Renmark, which gave his ass pimped out remorse.

On one occasion, he hit up tha ghetto of tha elves, where his thugged-out lil' punk-ass befriended they crystalline goddess Seren, whoz ass shared his viewz of balizzle ta a extent.

Shapin Gielinor

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Eventually, Guthix was drawn ta tha hood Gielinor , tha Elder Gods ' final n' slick creation, n' is holla'd ta have arrived there up in tha form of a multicoloured butterfly.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} Dude was taken aback by its serenitizzle n' lush environment as well as by tha fact dat dat shiznit was empty. On Gielinor, he found mo' Elder Artefacts: tha horn staff n' even tha Stone of Jas . Usin these items, da perved-out muthafucka shaped tha ghetto as it is known todizzle n' fronted ballershizzle of it, desirin fo' it ta be inhabited by mortals livin up in balance.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Dude then invited Seren ta come ta Gielinor n' live wit his muthafuckin ass.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Guthix desired fo' Gielinor ta be inhabited by laid back mortals fo' realz. As such, he used tha Ghetto Gate, or tha Portal of Life as his schmoooove ass called it, ta brang coloniez of cats dwarves , ents, gnomes humans , n' sheep , amongst others, ta tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} Dude greeted dem as they arrived n' instructed dem ta live up in balizzle wit tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} Dude gifted tha humans wit magic by rockin tha Stone of Jas ta create runestones , which dat schmoooove muthafucka had spread by emissaries as Misalionar . These runes eventually caused tha name "Gielinor" ta fall tha fuck into disuse as its inhabitants fuckin started ta booty-call it RuneScape instead.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Inevitably, tha inhabitantz of RuneScape, most notably tha humans, fuckin started worshippin Guthix as they god, buildin templez n' makin sacrifices up in his name, much ta his fuckin lil' disgust.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} As such, he gradually fuckin started appearin less, hopin ta disappear from his worshippers' lives fo' realz. Approximately four thousand muthafuckin years afta populatin Gielinor, da ruffneck decided ta leave altogether.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} Dude confided his crazy-ass muthafuckin intentions ta Seren, n' axed her ta leave wit his muthafuckin ass fo' realz. Although she promised his ass ta do so, she found her muthafuckin ass unable ta comply n' leave her elves n' so remained up in Tirannwn . Guthix, on tha other hand, buried his dirty ass deep underground, where he fell tha fuck into a chill, desirin ta be straight-up forgotten by tha Gielinorians, endin tha First Age {{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Yo, sometime durin tha Second Age, Guthix found a grove teemin wit anima n' taxed Solak wit guardin it from mah playas whoz ass would try ta use it fo' they own gain.

First awakening

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As Guthix slept n' Seren remained secluded beyond tha Galarpos Mountains, RuneScape fuckin started ta attract other gods, whoz ass did not share they beliefs bout balizzle n' peace. Saradomin n' Zaros rapidly conquered territory n' tha latta would establish tha phattest empire tha ghetto would eva know. Other notable godz ta be actizzle was Armadyl, Tumeken n' Bandos - tha god of war itself. Over tha course of tha Second Age, there was nuff conflicts as tha gods' followers clashed n' Zaros expanded his vast empire. Guthixians fuckin started ta decline up in number n' even his bangin runestones was becomin scarce. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a Fremennik seer discovered tha Stone of Jas up in a mine n' learnt tha art of runecrafting, which hustled ta a schizzle up in Fremennik society fo' realz. At tha end of tha age, Zaros was betrayed by his wild lil' freakadelic general, Zamorak, rockin tha Stone n' tha Staff of Armadyl, n' disappeared from tha ghetto, while tha latta became a god his dirty ass yo. Dude declared war on Saradomin up in a attempt ta reobtain tha Stone, which had been confiscated from him, which started tha Third Age, n' a god war.

Da Dogg Wars would last fo' four thousand muthafuckin years n' they saw tha dirtnapz of millions, tha extinction of multiple races n' tha annihilation of nuff settlements on tha RuneScape. Da Guthixian gnomes n' most of tha dwarves was forced ta hide underground ta escape tha war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Other Guthixians, like fuckin moss giants, Fremennik n' tha Void Knights, fought up in tha wars yo, but they was but a minority. Most of tha elves remained safe wit Seren, although some chose ta fight as well fo' realz. At tha end of tha wars, Zamorak somehow obtained tha Stone of Jas yo, but was cornered by Saradomin, Armadyl n' Bandos. In what tha fuck tha pimpin' muthafucka thought ta be his fuckin last stand, tha pimpin' muthafucka tapped from tha Stone n' unleashed a wave of destruction over tha area fo' realz. As a result, tha entire continent of Forinthry was obliterated n' turned tha fuck into a lifeless wasteland. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So pimped out was tha destruction dat scarred tha land, dat tha Anima Mundi itself is holla'd ta have cried up in agony, thus wakin Guthix afta six millennia of slumber.[19]

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Upon awakening, Guthix witnessed a scene not dissimilar from tha Naragi Dogg Wars , wit godz n' they followers fightin up in tha aftermath of Zamorakz actions. In fury n' grief, he intervened, takin tha Stone n' rockin it ta create portals, all up in which his thugged-out lil' punk-ass banished tha fightin godz outta RuneScape wit relatively lil effort, bein stronger than dem wild-ass muthafuckas.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}}{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Afta removin tha godz from tha ghetto, Guthix took a massive sword n' plunged it tha fuck into tha crata left by Zamorakz destruction of Forinthry fo' realz. Aided by tha Stone, he erected a physical barrier round RuneScape, called tha Edictz of Guthix , which prevented any god from settin foot on tha hood again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude then moonwalked back ta his chamber ta recollect his cold-ass thoughts n' sorrow of what tha fuck happened, only ta be then hit up by tha adventurer from tha future ta seek aid from Guthix on reconstructin Seren. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Afta tha adventurer left, da thug went ta Seren n' sorrowfully ordered her ta leave as well. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seren could not leave her elves as bustin so would result up in tha elves becomin fatally ill, she informed Guthix of dis n' decided dat while dat biiiiatch would leave, it would not be wit Guthix fo' realz. As such, her big-ass booty sorrowfully shattered her muthafuckin ass, explodin up in nuff piecez of crystal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Guthix moonwalked back ta his slumber afterwards, bustin up like a biatch all up in tha atrocitizzles dat schmoooove muthafucka had seen.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} Dude then afta hit up Bandos up in his cold-ass throne room n' ordered tha god ta muthafuckin bounce. Bandos agreed ta leave peacefully until Guthix denied his ass from takin his wild lil' followers fo' realz. As Bandos aimed ta battle Guthix, Guthix rose his hand n' teleported Bandos tha fuck into tha void. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude allowed Brassica Prime n' tha six demi-godz of tha Menaphite Pantheon ta remain, either cuz they played a vital part up in balancin game or was not a threat ta his muthafuckin ass.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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To prevent any further abuse, Guthix hid tha Stone of Jas deep underground n' pimped a bangin balizzle elemental ta protect dat shit. Da cave was sealed by druids , whoz ass built a massive temple round it, wit tha ghettoz first stone circle fo' realz. As Guthix was leavin tha cave, da thug wept fo' tha damage done ta his thugged-out lil' hood, n' tha surroundin rocks fuckin started ta cry wit his muthafuckin ass. Out of his crazy-ass most loyal followers, Guthix proceeded ta appoint nuff muthafuckin Guardianz of Guthix , whom tha pimpin' muthafucka taxed wit various blingin tasks n' granted immortalitizzle as well.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} For instance, Juna was ta protect his tears , which held pimped out magical power, n' Fiara was ta guard tha location where tha Stone of Jas had been kept by Saradomin , cuz of tha residual juice left there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho fo' realz. All bidnizz done, Guthix retreated tha fuck into a cave ta chill once mo' n' mo' n' mo'. Da Guardian Cres was taxed wit protectin holla'd cave n' erectin barriers round dat shit.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Assassination

“ Remember...your purpose. ...Forget mah dirty ass. ”

Da followin takes place durin Da Ghetto Wakes.

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In desperate attempts ta nullify tha Edicts n' return they godz ta RuneScape, various gods' followers fuckin started ta search fo' Guthix' refuge all up in tha dawn of tha Fourth Age . Most notably tha Mahjarrat desired ta brang back Zamorak or Zaros yo, but tha god proved unfindable, causin tha hunt ta eventually cease.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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This chizzled up in 169 of tha Fifth Age, one of da most thugged-out turbulent muthafuckin years up in RuneScapez history. That year, a thugged-out down-on-his-luck natural historian up in employment of tha Varrock Museum, Orlando Smizzle, discovered what tha fuck his schmoooove ass erectly suspected ta be Guthix' refuge up in central Kandarin. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat da thug was unable ta open tha door concealin tha cave. Da devious Zarosian Mahjarrat Sliske found up bout dis n' alerted his wild lil' fellow Zarosian kin, whoz ass formed tha plan ta wake n' negotiate Zaros' return wit Guthix. Da cunnin Sliske pretended ta go along wit they decision yo, but, havin secretly obtained tha Staff of Armadyl, straight-up harboured other plans. Meanwhile, Orlando hired a accomplished adventurer ta accompany his ass tha fuck into tha cave, tha door of which they was strangely able ta open. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Inside, they discovered a smorgasbord of ancient artefacts, includin tha shattered sword Guthix had slain Skargaroth with.

Da adventurer inadvertently set off a securitizzle mechanism, activatin a silent alarm, which caused tha Sword of Edicts up in tha Wildernizz Crater ta bust distress signals ta all tha stone circlez of tha ghetto, n' also raised up Guthix his dirty ass. Well shiiiit, it also triggered tha release of Cres' securitizzle automatons, whoz ass detected a Mahjarrat game form up in tha cave and, thankin it ta be Orlando n' his companion, capped tha forma before comin' at n' bein defeated by tha latter n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sliske then revealed his dirty ass n' holla'd all up in tha adventurer bout tha alarm n' how tha fuck various factions would soon arrive ta bust a cap up in Guthix. Concealed up in tha Shadow Realm, they observed Zemouregal findin up bout tha discovery all up in dark wizzlez from tha Varrock stone circle yo. Dude then advised tha adventurer ta side wit tha Guthixians ta defend Guthix from all factions, then aid tha Zarosians once they would reach his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude then left as tha straight-up original gangsta enemies, Commander Zilyana n' Kree'arra, made they entrance.

Afta a funky-ass battle dat marked tha departure of Kree, tha adventurer kicked it wit wit tha Guardianz of Guthix, whoz ass arrived ta protect they god wit nuff muthafuckin druids. Together, tha jam progressed all up in tha cave n' kicked it wit wit Cres up in tha central chamber, where tha adventurer was done cooked up a Guardian by Guthix as well. From there, they positioned theyselves ta counta tha incomin attacks on tha four storage wings. With pimped out effort, they managed ta bust tha Bandosian n' three Zamorakian factions packing. Zilyana n' her army of Saradomin invaded at dat point and, while keepin tha other Guthixians distracted, attempted ta bust a cap up in Juna, whoz ass was guardin tha seal leadin ta Guthix his dirty ass.

Da adventurer protected her yo, but Zilyana, whoz ass had been duellin Cres, capped tha automaton, mistakin his ass fo' Guthix fo' realz. As he fell, tha Zarosian faction - minus Sliske - arrived, havin trailed tha Saradominists, thus gittin tha fuck aaway from detection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. An argument arose between tha Saradominists, Guthixians n' Zarosians n' tha adventurer was forced ta pick a side fo' realz. As they did so, Sliske broke tha seal ta Guthix up in tha Shadow Realm n' went afta tha god. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da adventurer, unaware of tha invaderz identity, went afta his ass while under battle of tha opposin factions. They found theyselves up in front of Guthix, when Sliske rocked up n' mortally wounded tha god rockin tha Staff of Armadyl before teleportin away.

Da dyin Guthix took his newest Guardian tha fuck into his crazy-ass memoriez of tha Naragi ghetto n' recounted his wild lil' freakadelic game rap ta dem wild-ass muthafuckas yo. Dude granted dem additionizzle powers ta serve as Ghetto Guardian, protectin RuneScape from tha incomin godz yo. Dude stated dat tha massive amountz of juice dat schmoooove muthafucka had as a god disrupted balizzle n' desired fo' a mortal ta serve as tha protector of equilibrium, admittin dat schmoooove muthafucka had wanted ta take a thugged-out dirtnap fo' millennia, n' da ruffneck deliberately allowed Sliske ta bust a cap up in his ass despite bein able ta stop it at any time yo. Dude granted tha adventurer immunitizzle ta divine magic n' taxed dem wit protectin Gielinor from tha godz before da ruffneck died. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! With Guthixz dirtnap, his Edicts fell tha fuck as well, literally drizzlin down upon tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In tha cave, tha playas present observed Guthix' petrified body up in shock as Saradomin his dirty ass arrived afta mo' than two thousand muthafuckin yearz of absence.

Legacy

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Afta tha dirtnap of Guthix, tha abolishment of his Edicts allowed tha godz ta return ta RuneScape startin a freshly smoked up age, tha Sixth fo' realz. As is customary upon a godz dirtnap,{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} his wild lil' fuckin juice was dispersed round tha ghetto n' manifested itself up in solid form yo. His power, along wit some memory fragments, also materialised as juice wisps n' tha ensuin turmoil resulted up in damage ta tha Anima Mundi , which caused energy rifts ta bleed up its game force tha fuck into tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing. Mo' info on preloadz can be found at dis documentation page .}}}} A few human researchers soon found bout dis n' discovered how tha fuck ta harvest juice from tha wisps n' return it ta tha Anima Mundi, hopin ta heal tha damage.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Meanwhile, Kaqemeex, leader of tha druidz of Taverley, announced tha dirtnap of Guthix ta tha ghetto up in addizzle ta spreadin his wish not ta be worshipped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Most druidz agreed ta stop worshippin his ass n' ta spread his cold-ass teachings instead, n' they held a tribute ta Guthix. Others, however, was unable ta accept his wish n' left tha order n' shit. One of these druids, Biehn, dropped a organisation his schmoooove ass called the Godless, a name invented by his wild lil' playa, tha hyped heroine Kara-Meir. Its thugz strive ta protect Gielinor from tha gods, legit ta Guthixz game goals.

A few months afta Guthixz dirtnap, Saradomin n' Zamorak clashed up in tha Battle of Lumbridge as they sought ta obtain tha divine juice Guthixz dirtnap had spread over tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da battle ended wit tha latterz defeat as Saradomin massively empowered his dirty ass rockin tha collected juice.

Relationships

"I hit you wit mah tears, n' up in dem tears yo big-ass booty is ghon know dat I be ever-living; dat I be wit you, n' dat I weep ta be apart from you".[25]

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Juna admired Guthix n' saw his ass as a gangbangin' daddy n' mentor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. When da ruffneck descended tha fuck into tha hood afta endin tha Dogg Wars, dat biiiiatch was stricken wit grief n' axed his ass ta remain wit her yo, but da ruffneck declined n' left her ta guard his cold-ass tears n' thus his wild lil' fuckin essence instead. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch has dutifully done so eva since, although tha nuff centuriez of isolation hustled her ta idolise Guthix n' twist his crazy-ass muthafuckin ideals as dat dunkadelic hoe tried ta keep his ass close. For instance, she eventually came ta believe tha godz ta be a sort of hood n' looked down on defiizzle n' atheism.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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"Terrified refugees was rappin of a funky-ass blue playa tha size of a mountain. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da diviners had angered him, they holla'd, n' up in dat anger dat schmoooove muthafucka had razed tha hood".

Saradomin was tha straight-up original gangsta god ta arrive on tha Naragi homeworld n' fuckin started tha war dat would eventually fuck wit tha hood. When Tuska arrived n' beat down Saradomin, Guthix was momentarily hopeful, thankin she might be able ta defeat his muthafuckin ass fo' realz. Although her appearizzle indeed caused Saradomin ta flee, her damage ta tha ghetto was even pimped outer.

When Saradomin his dirty ass moonwalked back ta Gielinor afta Guthixz dirtnap, da perved-out muthafucka silenced Commander Zilyana when she eagerly flossed his ass his corpse, statin dat Guthixz dirtnap was regrettable but necessary. Well shiiiit, it seems he bigged up tha god n' compared his views ta his own, although his thugged-out lil' punk-ass believes dat Guthixz methodologizzle of balizzle was flawed.

"We'd grown close, n' I had no intention of abandonin her".

Afta meetin her on tha elven homeworld, Seren n' Guthix became phat playas, largely pluggin they beliefs bout balizzle n' peace. In fact, she may done been tha only god whom Guthix did not loathe fo' realz. Additionally, both godz had a affinitizzle wit tha Anima Mundi, although Serenz connection was arguably stronger n' shit. Despite havin lived on Gielinor together fo' nearly four thousand years, Seren was unable ta part wit her elves when holla'd at ta by Guthix - as up in bustin so would lead ta they dirtnap.

When his schmoooove ass pimped his Edicts, Guthix hit up Seren up in Isafdar n' ordered her ta leave Gielinor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Once more, she found her muthafuckin ass unable ta do so, n' holla'd at Guthix of her resolve ta shatta her muthafuckin ass so ta keep tha elves kickin dat shit, yo. Guthix accepted dis n' Seren shattered her muthafuckin ass tha fuck into nuff crystals. Guthix lata cried bout losin her, provin dat dat schmoooove muthafucka had cared straight fuckin bout tha crystal goddess. When da ruffneck died, tha Anima Mundi itself mourned his fuckin lil' dirtnap. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seren would soon discover dat Guthix was deceased prior ta her return, vowin ta take revenge on Sliske fo' cappin' him, which was accomplished up in Sliskez Endgame.

Muthafuckas

These followers is dem playas whoz ass worshipped Guthix before his fuckin lil' dirtnap n' continue ta honour his ass afterwards. Like most worshipperz of gods, they have modified his crazy-ass muthafuckin ideologies ta a cold-ass lil certain degree over time. Da most obvious example of dis is tha straight-up fact dat they worshizzle him, much against his will. Well shiiiit, it is cuz of dis dat tha god went ta chill up in tha First Age.

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In general, Guthixians strive ta big up balizzle although they do dis up in a multitude of ways. For instance, druidz is pacifists n' practise natural sciences like fuckin herblore , whereas tha Void Knights protect tha ghetto from void pest invasions up in big-ass battlez fo' realz. Arguably da most thugged-out peculiar Guthixians is tha chaos druids, whoz ass believe Zamorak z methodz is tha ideal way ta big up balance.{{|Template|{{|preload|{{}}This page be a preload template. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simply click one of tha template preloadz from tha menu up in tha editor n' its contents is ghon be placed on tha page dat yo ass is editing.

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Afta Guthixz dirtnap, tha ghetto was properly informed of his wish not ta be followed, ta which tha Taverlian Order of Druidz fuckin started honourin rather than worshippin his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some was unable ta accept dis n' left tha order, however.

Groups n' races

Druids - Pacifist naturalists n' potioneers based up in Taverley.

Certain dwarves - A lil' small-ass but tough crew of humanoid whoz ass is known ta be pimped out miners.

Seers - A crew of humans whoz ass is often considered prophets.

Moon Clan - A crew of magically n' telepathically gifted humans.

Void Knights - Protectorz of Gielinor, found all up in tha Void Knights' Outpost.

Gnomes - A lil' small-ass humanoid race dat live closely wit nature.

Crux Eqal - Underground crew of druidz fightin tha Mahjarrat threat.

Certain Fremennik - A crew of humans whoz ass bust moves up in tha Fremennik Province.

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Notable dudes

Animals associated wit Guthix

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Gallery

Trivia

In RuneScape Classic, Guthix had a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different symbol, only peeped on tha god stones up in tha Mage Arena yo. Dude was given his current symbol on tha transizzle ta RuneScape 2, initially only peeped on tha Guthix staff.

2, initially only peeped on tha Guthix staff. Enterin tha word "murder" or "redrum" up in tha notes section thangs up in dis biatch up in tha message "All rest n' no play make Guthix a thugged-out dull boy." This be a reference ta a gangbangin' hyped line used up in tha film Da Shining , based on tha novel by Stephen Mackdaddy; All work n' no play make Jack a thugged-out dull boy.

, based on tha novel by Stephen Mackdaddy; In tha Originz of Gielinor cinematic, Guthix can be peeped wit chronic eyes yo, but up in his restin place, dat schmoooove muthafucka has cyan eyes yo. His younger Naragi form portrays his ass wit turquoise eyes.

cinematic, Guthix can be peeped wit chronic eyes yo, but up in his restin place, dat schmoooove muthafucka has cyan eyes yo. His younger Naragi form portrays his ass wit turquoise eyes. Prior ta Da Ghetto Wakes, Guthix was believed ta be genderless cuz of his thugged-out age n' affinitizzle wit balance. In tha Dogg Letters, da perved-out muthafucka stated ta lack both gender n' race cuz of bein a god.