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Even the most horrible person in the history of horrible people can appreciate this true masterpiece.

00:00 - 00:03 ...st album in 13 years. The music was primarily recorded here,

00:03 - 00:05 at Henson Recording in Los Angeles

00:05 - 00:07 and the band's loft in Hollywood.

00:08 - 00:12 It was recorded and mixed by "Evil" Joe Barresi,

00:12 - 00:15 who traveled here, to Arizona, to record Maynard's vocals.

00:17 - 00:19 This "Evil" Joe, he must be rewarded.

00:19 - 00:21 This is clearly TOOL's best recording.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 ...people...

00:30 - 00:33 Some people, don't seem to like the album.

00:34 - 00:37 Most critics like it, some TOOL fans, not so much.

00:53 - 00:58 Those of you who do not think this is TOOL's greatest recorded achievement, leave this room at once.

01:13 - 01:15 THOSE motherfuckers!

01:15 - 01:17 They probably think the new Slipknot is good!

01:18 - 01:23 How can you even THINK about those two bands with the same BRAIN!?

01:25 - 01:28 What do people want?

01:29 - 01:31 Instant gratification?

01:31 - 01:34 Does every song need to be Parabola?

01:34 - 01:37 Don't these idiots understand the slow build

01:37 - 01:40 is what makes TOOL fucking TOOL?

01:40 - 01:42 Mein fuher the songs are too long, too slow.

01:42 - 01:46 FUCK that! That's just stupid. It's TOOL playing music. Just listen!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuher, people are impatient.

01:48 - 01:52 What? Impatient? Then go fucking listen to Greta Van Fleet or some shit!

01:53 - 01:54 Jesus christ. Fuck these people!

01:56 - 01:57 OH, "it took 13 years..."

01:57 - 02:00 OH, "Maynard and his WINE getting in the way..."

02:00 - 02:03 Just shut the fuck up and be patient!

02:04 - 02:08 These TOOL fans can be so fucking annoying!

02:08 - 02:13 I mean just put on some headphones and crank up Fear Inoculum... Right at 2:41...

02:14 - 02:16 Just listen to that TONE. Is Adam some sort of wizard?

02:17 - 02:22 The brutal way that song ends; everyone banging in unison on the same note. CLASSIC TOOL!

02:27 - 02:29 And then there's Pneuma.

02:30 - 02:34 That fucking riff. That fucking COLOSSAL riff!

02:34 - 02:36 It's fucking unbelievable.

02:41 - 02:42 Fucking Descending.

02:43 - 02:47 Descending is the best TOOL song ever. Nothing you can say will change my mind.

02:48 - 02:53 The second half of that song might be the best musical recording of all time.

02:54 - 02:56 And the payoff at 11:31?

02:56 - 02:59 What the FUCK? That shit is fucking INSANE.

03:00 - 03:02 And don't even get me started on the lyrics!

03:04 - 03:08 That piece of shit has no idea what that song is about. He'll die soon anyway.

03:14 - 03:16 Let's not forget about Invincible.

03:19 - 03:23 That breakdown is simply devastating. It's about as heavy as heavy gets.

03:25 - 03:26 And CC Trip.

03:31 - 03:33 Danny is almost as good as I am at playing drums.

03:40 - 03:46 Their last four albums are masterpieces, but this one outshines them all. No one can do what they do. It's not even close.

03:46 - 03:49 Listen to the wickedness of 7empest at 1:18. Adam is god.