Concession Food Item Of The Week: The Three Little Pigs Nachos

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT? The Three Little Pigs Nachos

WHO HATH WROUGHT THIS MONSTROSITY? Soldier Field, home of the Chicago Bears

WHAT COMPRISES SUCH A THING? The Three Little Pigs nachos are like regular nachos, but instead of tortilla chips, it’s got pork rinds smothered in melted pepperjack cheese and toppings. It’s perfect for people who love nachos but hate the defining feature of nachos.

Pork rinds (NOT chips)

WHY IS IT CALLED “THREE LITTLE PIGS”? There’s three kinds of pig meat in this delectable dish:

Base of pork rinds Topped with pulled pork Gently sprinkled with bacon

DID YOU KNOW THAT STUDIES SHOW THAT PIGS HAVE THE SAME EMOTIONAL CAPACITY AS MOST HUMANS? Yeah, well, try not to think about it.

HOW MANY CALORIES IS IN ALL THAT MEAT? Around 800

SHOULDN’T I EAT SOME VEGETABLES? There are a few jalapeños on it. Jalapeños are vegetables.

HOW DO I BUY IT? Unfortunately, it went on sale last season and there’s no evidence that it’s still around, but if you tweet passionately at Aramark, maybe they’ll bring it back.

Concession Food Item Hall of Champions:

The Fan Vs. Food Burger

The North Side Twist

The Brunch Burger

The Hawk Dog

Crab Mac & Cheese Dog

Potachos

The Beast

The Boomstick

The StrasBurger

The Baco

The Pulled Pork Parfait

The Banana Split Helmet Sundae

The Shake'n Bacon Brew

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