Hillary Clinton has a lot of wild conspiracy theories as to why she lost the 2016 election: biased media, voter suppression, sexist women, racist black people, the Russians, etc… but this is the craziest thing of all. According to woman who suffered a major head injury, there were “flashing videos” on the dark web that hypnotized people into hating her, costing her the presidency. She can’t prove these videos exist, but she knows they are out there because she’s a complete psycho.

Last week Hillary did an unhinged interview in which she accused democratic Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard of being a Russian agent, groomed to sabotage the democrats in the 2020 election. Maybe because of the sheer absurdity of that claim, this other super-crazy thing was overlooked:

“I think it’s going to be the same as 2016. Don’t vote for the other guy. You don’t like me. Don’t vote for the other guy, because the other guy is going to do X, Y, and Z. Or the other guy did such terrible things. I’m going to show you in these flashing videos that appear and then disappear and they’re on the dark web and nobody can find them, but you’re going to see them and you’re going to see that person doing these horrible things,” said Hillary.

DAFUQ?

Hillary has obviously lost most of her mind, but this is bonkers even for her. She’s saying that in 2016, subliminal videos on the dark web brainwashed people, who otherwise would have voted for her, into voting for Trump. Actually, from the way she describes the videos they weren’t “subliminal” but rather “super-liminal” if that’s a thing.

There’s a big clue in her explanation pointing to this being the mutha of all paranoid delusions. She says “nobody can find” these videos and yet she’s knows all about them. Sort of like that giant imaginary rabbit that keeps telling her to do bad things.

Does she even know what the “dark web” is? She sent and received classified material on an illegal private e-mail server and wondered if her deleted e-mails had been wiped with “like with a cloth.” She doesn’t have the most advanced understanding of IT.

The theory takes a bigger hit because the dark web is used primarily by criminals and pedophiles. Is she honestly trying to claim Trump beat her because she lost out on the child molester voting bloc? That she was denied her rightful place in the White House because the kiddie porn crowd was brainwashed against her? Probably. She’s that nuts.

She might have a better case if she was claiming that flashing dark web videos hypnotized her into ignoring Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania, but this is completely unhinged.

This actually could be more proof that she’s going to jump in the race. She needs excuses for why she’ll lose to Trump again and hypnotizing videos as well as Tulsi Gabbard being a Russian “Manchurian Candidate” are perfect.

Also, did anyone notice in that quote she kept referring to herself as “that guy?” What’s up with that? Maybe her next surprise announcement won’t be about running for president at all.

Meanwhile, please enjoy this video I found on the dark web:

VOTE TRUMP! HILLARY IS A LIAR! VOTE TRUMP! HILLARY IS A LIAR! VOTE TRUMP! HILLARY IS A LIAR! VOTE TRUMP! HILLARY IS A LIAR! VOTE TRUMP! HILLARY IS A LIAR! VOTE TRUMP! HILLARY IS A LIAR!