A man known only as Woolie has been caught on camera confessing to perhaps the greatest crime of all time -- giving up a free squish-session with two willing participants in order to play Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

This of course leads us to the ultimate philosophical question -- would you pass up sex for videogames? Is Woolie an utter fool, or a shining example of a man who knows how to prioritize? These are incredibly crucial questions, so you must answer them!