Video: 'Twas The War On Christmas

Merry Christmas, everyone. Gather the kids by the fire and play this original poem so they can remember the true reason for the season: winning the culture war.

'Twas The War On Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas; the battle was waged,

This holiday was not all-inclusive, they raged.

Landmines were buried under piles of snow,

Waiting for orthodox statements of faith; then, they'd blow.

Christian soldiers lay traumatized, half of them dead,

As visions of Starbucks cups flashed in their heads.

On a Satanic banner of blasphemous disgrace,

They took Christ out of Christmas, put an X in his place.

Nativity scenes, now scenes of horror and destruction,

And the ACLU's onslaught of liberal corruption.

They tore down their green and red decorations,

Replaced them with rainbow flags -- Oh, what devastation!

But out of the smoldering wreckage and despair,

Came a marmalade glow with a halo of hair.

Have hope, Chrisitan soldier! Be of good cheer!

They can't take away Christmas; no, not this year.

They can take down the trees, silence our songs,

But there, in the White House, a warrior stands strong.

A president eternal, Trump, stands in their way.

The War on Christmas isn't over -- no, not today!

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