Got anything for an houseflykin? Man, that makes me sound like a troll.

Eh, as long as you’re asking in all seriousness, we’ll feed ya.

Houseflykin? You’d eat food that is more rotted, right? Or just sort of leftovers and stuff?

We have softer foods in the felinekin and dogkin tags which would probably appeal to you. We also have a bread tag, and I know that when there’s flies in my house, they target the bread.

I hope that helps.

-Wolf