Original Air date: July 29th, 2019

Caption: Nonsense ahoy. scoop mail. jock vs. nerd

Running time: 1:47 (107 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

Contents show]

Topics Edit

John and Jess are in the studio from Australia. Matt and Paul start talking with a Tim Tam in their mouths. Jacob identifies their gift of piss.

The hosts talk about LA traffic and identify a McDonalds App that delivers to people stuck on the highway.

The hosts talk about the Walking Dead series. Paul mentions the language of cinema when describing the first season of the Walking Dead.

A Fake Commercial for Bastard Bags, a fund for orphans that need bags.

They tell the story of how John and Jess met which involves MSN Messenger, assistance with an ipod, and Cousin Richard.

Jacob reveals that his primary way of courting a woman is to prank them.

A Fake Commercial for Charity Vagina

Scoopmail Edit

A Physical Scoop Mail from Steven that says "He Manager"

Grill Sergeant Scoop sends his thanks for entertainment and Improv concepts.

Scoop Scoop in a Stupid Ass way sends a story about leaving the stove on for several days.

Aaron sends in dumb things he did like eating soap, chucking spoiled milk, and drinking a cup of boiled water.

Cup of Scoop talks about how he once locked themselves out of their house. Their cats had been opening the door the whole time.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosion theme is played. That Scoop Do sends in a Scoopardy of translations with categories Shit, Bitch, Fuck, and Cunt.

Characters and Bits Edit

Jacob's friend that tea bagged boiling water to try to neuter himself.

Phantom of the Balls

Lice are Very Small Lobsters (Episode title source)

Episode art from twitter user @slakingfool.