Actor Tom Hardy’s MySpace page perfectly encapsulates the social network. While others are sharing his amazingly posed photos, we thought we’d have a little fun with his prolific “about me” section instead.

Keep in mind, all of these are pulled straight from his “about us” section, which is really just one long stream of consciousness.

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