I woke up this morning to the scent of flowers and my bed sheets, as the sound of birds chirping rang outside. That was weird because it was 3:23 A.M. I promptly went back to sleep.





When I woke up for real, though, it was to the sound of my alarm. I jumped out of my bed and into the bathroom, brushing my teeth while checking twitter. It was my normal morning routine. And what I saw next, believe me, made me ingest a little more than the reccommended pea-sized amount of CREST Kids toothpaste.





What happened next was a blur. I’m not sure what happened next because I woke up with a sharp pain on the back of my head. I lifted myself off of the cold bathroom floor and rinsed my mouth. I got up to pick up my phone on the ground, with twitter still open.

Yeah, this was pretty big.