Basically DVDASA meet up once a week to talk crap and wreck audio havoc. So I of course assume that David uses the other 6 days to draw, paint and create beautiful creatures but apparently not. Sometimes artists needs inspiration and sometimes they need the void of distraction that a big sprawling city like Los Angeles has to offer - cheap women, over priced food and friends in rehab. So Choe decides to go somewhere, a secret location and Bobby Trivia looks at him across the table with disdain and says “what about Big Bear, we already have a cabin for 2 weeks”. The greatest artist in the world just shrugs.and Bobby sighs. Consequently, he offers the cabin to anyone else in the room to use for a temporary getaway. Because I’m the low man on Choetem pole, I let everyone else takes first dib. Asa is going to Las Vegas to accept another slut of the year award while Critter tags along to rub his huge nordic penis along side unsuspecting porn actresses (But really, Asa is the only star in town, everyone else is just a cameo) Bobby is getting ready for his impending <s>ending</s> wedding.while Val is muttering something in Spanish. Awesome, I’ll take it for a few days. I’m looking forward to asking my krush to go and she wants to go.

This is what should have happened.

The Krush and I had just come back from a long afternoon of hiking and zip lining. We were cold and tired and she stood there in the living room with steam drifting from her smooth porcelain body. She’s short but with a handful of breasts and a small pork belly of a butt she was perfect for devouring. The type of girl that elicits nervousness and hunger like pavlov’s dog and his bell. She smiled with her lips closed so a look of mischief lingered in the air. I leaned forward and tilted my head to give her a kiss. She kissed back and our tongues peeked out to say hello, creating a bridge of saliva when we pulled apart. But for now, we pulled closer, our bodies transfixed by attraction and heat. We kissed as if we hadn’t seen each other for weeks, the room getting warm and out of focus. The lips, the face, the ears, the neck, we kissed everywhere and everywhere was accepting. My hands went underneath her tight tank top and lifted it off with one hand while unstrapping her bra with the other. She unbuttoned her jeans and let them fall with only her white cotton Victoria’s Secret panties remaining. With 2 hands I pulled them down stopping at her knees, she laid back on the sofa and lifted her feet up revealing her closed vagina much like the sliced half of a pear with a tear of juice tumbling down. I came closer to sample a small taste and I heard her give off a small moan. I licked it over and over, the texture of every crack and crevice corresponding to every squeal and moan. I increased the speed and her pelvis shuddered and jerked harder and more violently. I’m not that awesome unfortunately, she’s just very sensitive. She grabbed a handful of my hair and turned me over to my back so she was on top and straddled on top of my dick. Its not a banana, its not a roll of quarters, its just my dick. She aimed it into her vagina and it slid in slow feeling exceptional as it should. She went cow girl and started to grind than bob, in rhythm, faster and harder while her forehead furled and her face became increasingly contorted. She seem to know exactly what she needed to pleasure herself, she was like her own private vibrator and I was just a vessel for her enjoyment. The pressure and pleasure increased as the temperature rose, the bed got louder, minutes passing until finally…

But this is what happened.

My dude friends and I went on a .5 mile hike and ate potato chips. Pizza flavored pringles. They were on sale.

There was no sex for me.Hopefully David created some beautiful art