Amy Schumer is coming to the Times Union Center Thursday night (tickets are here) and while the comedian is wildly popular and has a massive following, I do not get her appeal. We’ll be talking about that on tomorrow’s Fly Morning Rush. In the meantime, here are five of the reasons I am not interested in her shows.

5: Her comedy is crass and dirty. I don’t care for blue comedy (not even light blue) from anyone, but especially when the comedian is female. I prefer people to be classy, not to be going on publicly about pubic hair, their sex lives and dropping f-bombs.

4: She’s always outraged over something. Remember when she got all pissy with local movie critic Lights Camera Jackson? Then she had issues with Glamour magazine calling her plus size. This weekend, she got angry with a man who took a selfie with her. Schumer is kind of like those people complaining about ice in Starbucks drinks — always outraged about something.

3: Her social media presence. Schumer reminds me of Chrissy Teigan and Lena Dunham — oversharing then attacking detractors when she doesn’t like what they say, rather than ignoring them, or turning the comment back on herself — and making a joke.

2: She’s not attractive to me. I like my celebrities easy on the eyes. I get that Schumer is physically attractive to some, but to me she always looks like she’s pressing her face up against glass. You can read the addendum to this one here.

1: She loves men, but hates on them in her jokes. This approach is so cliche and overdone. Knocking on an entire population is not cool, or entertaining, whether you’re taking them to task for gender, religion or sexual orientation.