Writer's Note:

Contrary to the comic, I don't think Little Mac is that bad (though Jigglypuff is my main). When used by inexperienced players online his moves can easily be predicted and, on stages where there is a ledge, he can be knocked off and punished at very low percentages.

But if you face an experienced Smash player on a flat stage with no ledge...well yeah, you know what? F*** that guy.