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You gotta see this video of the worst woman EVER being pulled over by the cops in Tenafly NJ:

Her name is Caren Turner. At the time she was a Port Authority Official and a Democratic lobbyist, and a former aide to Hillary Clinton. And she might as well have “I’m with her” tattooed on her forehead, because she is EXACTLY what I imagine when I think of Hillary’s biggest supporters. She’s white, upper middle class, entitled, 60+, and desperately wants to see a woman President before she dies.

The car was pulled over for having tinted windows and an expired Nevada registration. Her daughter was not even the driver, she was just in the backseat. I’d love to know who her dipshit little daughter is, because she’s equally at fault here. It was a simple traffic stop, and what did this girl do? Texted her batshit crazy Mommy, knowing full well that she’s a psychopath, so that she’d come down and take care of her problem like she’s probably done her entire life. This woman has DEFINITELY barged into a parent teacher conference and demanded to know why her daughter got a B+ before threatening to take it to the School Committee if the grade wasn’t changed.

Of course when she shows up and the first thing she does is show her Port Authority badge (which she was appointed to by disgraced ex-Governor Chris Christie) to the cops, like they give a flying fuck who you work for.

Oh, and she serves on the ETHICS COMMITTEE of all things for the Port Authority!! ETHICS!! And she tried using her influence over, and over, and over again, in order to bully these cops.

‘I am the commissioner of the Port Authority and I am heading up over 4,000 police officers,’ she says.

‘Miss…’

‘Don’t call me “Miss”, I’m “Commissioner. Thank you.”

‘Commissioner, all due respect, the driver will tell you.”

‘No, no, no, I need to know.”

HAHAHHAHAHA!! You’re commissioner? Nah bitch, you’re the cuntissioner. Imagine being such an asshole that you demanded to be addressed as “commissioner” by the police? I’ve never seen someone more deserving of a donkey punch in my life.

Awesome vest. I remember 1998 too.

Seriously, the first thing she said when the cops asked told her she was there as a parent, was, “No, I’m here as a friend of the mayor.” Bitch, this ain’t New York. You’re in Tenafly. Jersey. The armpit of America. Like anyone gives a flying fuck that you know the Mayor of Tenafly.

She was demeaning towards the cops too, which makes sense because she did work for Hillary Clinton, and generally these upper middle class white women look down on police because they’re blue collar slobs who didn’t go to Ivy League schools like the husbands of her and her friends from the country club:

“I have all your information. You can’t put a sentence together. You can’t put together a sentence as to what my daughter did?

Of course they could explain it. They just don’t have to explain to you what they did!!! You weren’t the one pulled over. They were. They’re adults. What aren’t you getting about this Menopaurus Rex?

Of course this was the worst part:

“You may not tell me when I can take my child. You may shut the fuck up and not tell me when I take my kids and their friends who are PhD students from MIT and Yale.”

She literally told the cop to shut the fuck up. Imagine being married to this thing AND living in New Jersey? I’d rather be the last piece of pie in Amy Schumer’s fridge.

It pisses me off because videos like this seem to legitimize the theory of white privilege. This woman gets in the cop’s face and he asks her several times to step back. Black lives matter folks will argue that she would’ve been shot if she were black. But the reality is that shit like this happens to cops all the time, and 99.9% of them deal with it professionally. This woman could’ve been Oprah and it would’ve been the exact same outcome.

She’s since resigned in disgrace, but unfortunately for her the Inernet is forever. And this will be her long lasting legacy, not her work at the “ethics commissioner” for a bunch of bridges that go to New York.

Bottom line is we could really use a blogger from New Jersey. Because it’s a terrible state filled with blue and white collar ratchets. It’s a virtual untapped gold mine. So if you’re a Jersey turtle rider who wants to become Jersey Turtleboy, email us [email protected]

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