Thanks to the fine folks at the Office of Fraternity & Sorority Life at my alma mater, the University of Central Florida, we now know that if you get a “Netflix and chill?” text fired your way, the sender’s intentions are not to get lost in the lovely town of Pawnee, Indiana, and fly through season after season of Parks and Recreation.

That’s right, guys. Watch out for any girl who slides into your messages with those three seemingly innocent words. She actually doesn’t give a shit about the character arcs of Walter White or Jesse Pinkman. All she has on her mind is riding your manhood raw. That’s it.

This is absolutely eye opening. I just would have never put two and two together. Thanks for this valuable knowledge, OFSL. The more you know.

So don’t put yourself in that compromising position to begin with because she will take advantage of you. I mean, good luck enjoying yourself and getting off with Badger’s raspy ass voice in the background.

And I’m currently wiping the sweat off my forehead after reading that HIV stat. Really dodged a bullet there. Or did I? If I never get tested, I can never have it, right? Pretty sure that’s how it works..