Most of our forefathers sailed to America on leftovers. But those forefathers already here at them too.

Long voyages across the ocean. Long travels across the land. In both cases, you couldn't be sure you'd find food along the way, so anything fresh was only a potential treat. A traveler had to have a supply of preserved food at the ready, be it jerky, or picked cabbage, or flour that would later become bread. You had a big pile of leftovers or you attacked other ships and ate their leftovers. That's just how it was.

Today we have the ability to haul fresh food all over the country, sure. But do we have the funds? Or even the moral right? If you buy a side of beef, do you plan to just eat the one steak and leave the rest to rot? ARE YOU THAT DECEDENT??? We sure hope not. We also hope that you'll be sensible enough to keep those leftovers sealed safely.

A Foodsaver lets you stuff all the things you can't eat into a safe storage space where you can come back for it later, creating leftovers just as fresh as the freshest fresh foods. When you break the seal, that's when the clock starts again. In the meantime your food waits in the aether, danging as part of a temporal suspension in the place between creation and digestion. You will be the one who decides when the process continues!

So start now. And you'll have more than enough supplies for when you have to jump on a ship and flee America. Like, have you SEEN all the front-runners in this year's election? Sheesh. We might have to get outta this country pretty quick.

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