You can’t make this up. . .

Want to send Beto O’Rourke money for his 2020 run or buy his swag? Sure. Want to learn about where he stands on the important issues of the day? Nope:

Don’t yet see a policy section on https://t.co/cUHBKI2SIq but there are buttons to donate and buy merch — Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) March 14, 2019

To paraphrase the famous Texas saying, “All hats for sale, no cattle.”

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'Weak glorified cheerleader': Michael Avenatti DUMPS on Beto O'Rourke's big 2020 announcement https://t.co/SsdlbgaUL8 — Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 14, 2019

‘Save me from the hell that is my life’: Everyone wants to know what’s wrong with Beto O’Rourke’s dog https://t.co/TRYsJiYDJg — Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 14, 2019