Dear Reddit,

/u/Slktrx is a mastermind in plotting the most absurd gift unveiling situation I could really imagine. This morning on my porch was a large package from "World's Best Cheesecake" containing dry ice with my reddit username as the recipient, and I was really confused because I never indicated liking cheesecake in any of the info that I put up on redditgifts. I took the box inside and started to cut the tape, when I opened the first flap a message read "It's not a cheesecake (sorry)". You bastard, I was almost a little bit excited for a cheesecake! Inside the box was a styrofoam container that had a message stating "This side up, yo. Pull here". Okay, really going down the rabbit hole now, what the fuck is inside of this box? I quickly read through the letter (posted in the photos) from my Santa and realized what was in the box in front of me. My Santa had gone through my post history and found an /r/redditgetsdrawn post where I had posed nude in my dorm and submitted it to be drawn like one of Jack's French girls from Titanic. He then proceeded to print it in three sections and frame each one of them and mail it to me to open with my family while I'm home on winter break. Don't worry, they were totally cool about it and thought it was hilarious when I explained the full context of the photo. Joel, you are purely evil, I can't stop laughing because this is the most arrogant thing to own and it's just genius. Thank you for the most creative Secret Santa gift I've received yet. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!