From The Archives: Joseph Sireci Arrested After Giving Girlfriend “Wet Willy” | September 2

Fort Pierce: Florida man Joseph Sireci was arrested after reportedly giving his girlfriend a “wet willy.”

According to reports, the girlfriend told St. Lucie County sheriff’s that Sireci was drunk on the living room floor when she got home from work.

She grabbed her daughter and her boyfriend and went to another home, where Sireci continued to drink and be belligerent.

On the way home, she said, Sireci started grabbing her hand and pulling her arm. She said Sireci “continued by giving her a ‘wet willy’ sticking his finger in her ear.”

According to Urban Dictionary, a wet willy is “a prank in which the prankster licks/spits on his finger, sticks it in the victim’s ear hole and then turns it round and round.”

The daughter of Sireci’s girlfriend confirmed her mother’s account. The man says he wasn’t intoxicated at the time but declined to give a statement.

Joseph Sireci was arrested and charged with battery.

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