How about Demi-I-need-the-attention-and-validation of-others-to-feel-good-about-myself?

Maybe you should worry more about why you feel such a need to be the stereotypical: "Quirky rebel with a dark sense of humor and possibly an affinity for art/books, while still being hRrdc0rz enough to mosh with teh guies lol!!1!" and less about some stupid ******* nick name.

The less you worry about your *oh so important* childish persona, and the more you try to savor every moment of your: short, stupid, meaningless life the better off you will be.