Ever just sit around your Alexa (Google, or "Hey Siri") asking questions? That's just what Steven and Not Gay Jared did with Alexa. They got some interesting answers.

Tempted to ask Alexa a few questions of your own? Maybe you could ask her about the end point of America's social justice woes. After you ask her the obvious question of boxer or briefs, obviously. Or ask what Hillary says each morning during her affirmations, before rising from her coffin. That's a joke. Hillary doesn't need to affirm herself.

Get caught up on this holiday week's news. Gotta prepare yourself for the return to work on Monday. It won't be as bad as you think. I promise. Okay, that's a lie. It'll suck hard, but we're here for you. Start with this English woman smacking the sh!t out of a protester:

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