From: Charisma Crawford

To: [email protected]

Subject: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:13 -0800

Hi Team,

Just a quick reminder that we are changing the API today so be sure to circle back with your appropriate internal and external clients to make sure this isn’t a surprise. We’d like this to go as smoothly as possible so that nobody has to work Christmas week. Thanks!

-Charisma Crawford

Software Distribution Manager

Peebo Inc.

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From: Rakesh Singh

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:15 -0800

Hello,

I am not sure I am supposed to be on this mailing list. Could the admin remove me please?

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From: Melissa Stephens

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:16 -0800

I’m on this list mistakenly as well. Remove please.

-M

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From: Charisma Crawford

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:19 -0800

Hi All,

This message was intended only for our mobile software development groups. My email decided to autofill the group address for every employee and contractor at the company. If you received the message in error, simply disregard. Sorry for the noise.

-Charisma Crawford

Software Distribution Manager

Peebo Inc.

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From: Richard D. Slattery

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:19 -0800

I do not work on anything that deals with an API I feel I received this message in error. Could someone contact the owner for this group remove me? I do not wish to receive any further notices regarding API work.

-Richard Dominic Slattery

Enterprise Sales

Peebo Inc.

“Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” -Arthur C. Clarke

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From: Chet Argent

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:21 -0800

Everyone please STOP using the “reply all” button when responding to this thread. You are spamming everyone in the company and all our contractors, also you are displaying a surprising amount of technological illiteracy by not understanding how email works. Just stop.

-C

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From: Richard D. Slattery

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:23 -0800

Excuse me, Chet, but how is that response helpful? I don’t think anyone appreciates your tone.

-Richard Dominic Slattery

Enterprise Sales

Peebo Inc.

“Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” -Arthur C. Clarke

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From: Beth Markenson

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:23 -0800

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From: Gitanjali Kapoor

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:24 -0800

Hi All,

This is a cross-company, multi-partner mailing group. It was created after the most recent comms meeting as a way to deliver necessary information in case of the rare events like emergencies. Only then is it necessary to reach out to everyone associated with Peebo. You CANNOT be removed from this list as long as you are still employed or contracted by Peebo. Furthermore, no employee outside of our executive team should be using this mailing list. Under no circumstances should anyone reply all to this message.

-Gitanjali Kapoor

Human Resources Administrator

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From: Mark Knopfler

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:27 -0800

>>Under no circumstances should anyone reply all to this message

But you just did…

-Mark Knopfler

I.T. Systems and Technologies

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From: Chet Argent

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:30 -0800

How is replying all to this thread helpful, Richard? What do you even think you are accomplishing? How can you work here and not have a basic understanding of email?

-C

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From: Hyun Jae-Hyun

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:30 -0800

I don’t think I’m supposed to be receiving these messages. Please remove me from this list.

-Hyun

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From: Missy Krieger

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:35 -0800

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

-MK

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From: Gitanjali Kapoor

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:39 -0800

It is inappropriate to use this thread for any conversations that are not germane to the entire company. It is especially concerning that individuals continue to reply all with jokes and interpersonal disagreements. Don’t you see that using this mailing list for anything other than emergencies puts us all at risk?! STOP REPLYING ALL. You are spamming the executives!

-Gitanjali Kapoor

Human Resources Administrator

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From: Richard D. Slattery

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:40 -0800

I don’t appreciate being publicly reprimanded by you, Chet. YOU are contributing to the problem here. NOT ME. I’m trying to politely excuse myself from conversations that aren’t meant for me using channels that aren’t appropriate. It seems like YOU are the one not accomplishing anything, as clearly I have a basic understanding of email. IF I DIDN’T HOW COULD I EVEN SEND THIS MESSAGE?

-Richard Dominic Slattery

Enterprise Sales

Peebo Inc.



“Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” -Arthur C. Clarke

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From: Beth Markenson

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:42 -0800

OOH! SICK BURN!

[Image: SickBurn.gif]

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From: Greg Miller

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:43 -0800

Please remove me from this list.

Regards,

Greg Miller

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From: Cindy Carrington

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger, Greg Miller

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:45 -0800

Why do people keep replying all? You cannot be removed from this list! Stop replying all. You must stop. It is unprofessional to keep replying all. Just don’t do it. Don’t reply all. The only thing that replying all will do is make it harder for Charisma’s team [MY TEAM] to have Christmas off.

-Cindy Carrington

Developer

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From: Gitanjali Kapoor

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger, Greg Miller, Cindy Carrington

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:50 -0800

It is also inappropriate to refer to our time off in December as “Christmas.” We are working on an immersive and diverse team. The preferred term is “winter break.” Also, please stop replying all.

-Gitanjali Kapoor

Human Resources Administrator

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From: Chet Argent

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger, Greg Miller, Cindy Carrington

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:53 -0800

Jesus Christ some people are dumb.

-C

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From: Richard D. Slattery

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger, Greg Miller, Cindy Carrington

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 10:59 -0800

You know what? I’m really glad some of you keep using reply all. Now the whole company, including Gitanjali in HR, can see how unprofessional some of you behave on a daily basis. So keep it up guys. Keep spamming everyone and we’ll see who has the happiest holidays at Peebo. WE’LL SEE.

-Richard Dominic Slattery

Enterprise Sales

Peebo Inc.

“Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” -Arthur C. Clarke

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From: Kevin Peebo – CEO <[email protected]>

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger, Greg Miller, Cindy Carrington

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 11:03 -0800

That’s enough. The next person to reply all to this thread will be immediately terminated.

Kevin Peebo

Chief Executive Officer

Peebo Inc.

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From: Jerry Sandoval

To: [email protected], Charisma Crawford, Rakesh Singh, Melissa Stephens, Richard D. Slattery, Chet Argent, Beth Markenson, Gitanjali Kapoor, Mark Knopfler, Hyun Jae-Hyun, Missy Krieger, Greg Miller, Cindy Carrington, Kevin Peebo – CEO <[email protected]>

Subject: RE: API Change

Date: Wed, 16 Dec 2015 11:10 -0800

Please remove me from this mailing list. I believe I was added in error.

-Jerry Sandoval

Director of Communications

Peebo Inc.