In one of the chapters of my book, the two main characters start a flat out Roastfest against Gladmane. I'll put it right here for your enjoyment.



Musical Note: Huh, the tickets say that we weren't supposed to go to the Horseshoe Hotel at all!😧



Cupcake Sprinkles: What? Where do we have to go?😧



Musical Note: Pfft, Gladmane's hotel, or at least his former hotel. He crumbled down like this building did.😄



Cupcake Sprinkles: At least this one went out with a bang! *laughs*😆



Musical Note: Yeah, he fell so far down, it makes United Airlines look good!😆



(MUSICAL NOTE and CUPCAKE SPRINKLES laugh together.)



Cupcake Sprinkles: He probably can't survive a day as a pony by this point!😆



Musical Note: Yeah, he's probably worried he'll get his tacky suit dirty!😆



(MUSICAL NOTE and CUPCAKE SPRINKLES laugh together.)



Cupcake Sprinkles: He's also probably worried he'll get his old wig messed up!😆



(MUSICAL NOTE and CUPCAKE SPRINKLES laugh together.)



Musical Note: And maybe he's worried he'll ruin his-his-😄



Musical Note and Cupcake Sprinkles: HIS MAKEUP!!!!😆



(MUSICAL NOTE and CUPCAKE SPRINKLES laugh together.)



Cupcake Sprinkles: No, he doesn't need makeup. *giggles*😄



Musical Note and Cupcake Sprinkles: HE NEEDS PLASTIC SURGERY!!!😆



(MUSICAL NOTE and CUPCAKE SPRINKLES fall on the ground laughing. CUPCAKE SPRINKLES starts to cough from laughing so hard.)



Musical Note: Oh, man. *giggles* This made my day.😂