October 15, 2015

Ah, I got to give it up to the BaDoink writer boys for continually throwing some much-desired variety our ways.

Additionally, some praise goes to the folks who do the casting. A lot could be said on both those points. Hopefully, before this ends, I’ll elaborate.

You know, you have to write these reviews with a bit of free-flowing flexibility: or, they end up being the same formulaic deal you’re criticizing. If this approach leads to a discussion of holographic orgies involving Daisy Duke and Captain Picard in basement holodecks…then, so be it! People don’t care if you’re stupid or not…as long as they’re entertained! It’s really disheartening some days…

The latest BaDoink unleashed today involves bad girl Blondie Fesser. And, the official description is horny-enticing:

“After capturing Harley, “Big Man” deeply interrogates her right off the bat with his rough and penetrating techniques, taking Harley for a ride down the long and hard road of truth.”

So, BaDoink is kind of breaking some fun VR ground here, because of everything released thus far, this movie is most akin to the pornstar punishment genre.

Additionally, this BaDoink piece has its own unique (and highly-unusual for porn) ominous, artistic vibe jumping out.

By the way, I do believe that genre (pornstar punishment) would lend

itself well to virtual reality.

Anyway, see…this particular movie’s drenched in mystery and shadow.

Blondie—who is now “Harley”—is in some creepy basement lair. She starts off on a chair. It’s apparent that she’s there against her will.

And, the bad guy is the weirdo in the long black gloves whom she’s calling Big Man.

Big Man seems like a real menacing, no-good bastard. I mean…after all…Big Man, you got no right to detain Harley! You no-good fucker!

Let Harley go! I’m coming for you, Harley! And, you just kind of sense that after you rescued Harley she’d reward you with an other-worldly sex romp.

But, back to virtual reality, Harley Blondie decides to use her skillful suck-and-fuck skills to potentially outwit her Big Man captor. In this role, Blondie’s really got the bad girl look down. That’s to say: she’s a yellow-haired, sizzling beauty of a sex machine.

Blondie, you’re a damn good-looking piece of woman. I’ve commented before that the BaDoink casting gang tends to go for Euro gals, who have much less global popularity than their American counterparts. A lot could be said about this, but my bottom line on it is that these BaDoink women—almost all of them—are really pretty fine. Not to mention, often, sexual in a more authentic-feeling manner. For reals.

The other observation is that with the BaDoink VR strumpets there tends to be a whole other aesthetic at work. The BaDoink VR vibe veers far more towards the natural sort of look.

Watch a few of the videos…you’ll see what I mean. Check out Gina Gerson and Pamela Sanchez. You’ll see what I mean.

Okay, moving along…

I really, really appreciate Blondie’s hotness and performance in this movie. And, I’m looking forward to more Blondie Fesser VR porn. She’s sort of a VR natural.

Use the link below and get yourself a BaDoink subscription. You pay your thirty bucks and you can download like twenty high-quality, VR sex movies.

(Update February 2018: You now can get a month for $24.95 and download 304 VR porn movies.)

Don’t just search the internet machine for VR porn torrents and shit like that. You never know if your ISP is going to poop on your porch at midnight. I mean…it’s a good thing to pay for it and support Blondie and that no-good abusive bastard Big Man. All right. Maybe not Big Man. He’s more in need of like…a really good counseling psychologist. The type of shrink who’s not going to get tricked by a sweet-talking sociopath who wears ladies gloves.

