In all my adventures across the Seven Seas, I've ne'er come across such a treasure as this! The PurpleInk Treasure is bountiful and will help me to swallow the anchor, an' retire fer good!

Hush now, whiles I recount to you the time I fought Great BLU..

The wildest of storms raged outside - they be calling her the Wrath of Sandy, but I know sand, bein' a pirate an' all, and that there's just high winds and angry rumblin's in the belly of the beastie. Me cabin had been visited by the sneakiest of cabin boys, fetchin' fer me quite the mystery.

I read, as best a pirate can read, the writings of the one who went a'fore me. (I'm glad they included map pictures, 'cos us pirates ain't known fer our words, you know..) The story sending chills through me bones, jus' talking 'bout Great BLU. I knew whoe'er this Cap'n be, their ship went bravely on inta Davey Jones' Locker jus' trying ta get their hands on this here loot.

The map led me straight ta where they knew I wanted ta go - where any good pirate wants to go! TO THE X, THAT MARKS THE TREASURE!

But it be a cruel siren song! For this PurpleInk treasure bid me lead my beautiful ship direct inside the belly of Great BLU herself! She gnashed her teef at me, at big as me arm, daring me to try and take what's hers!

So I swallowed me fears and dove in..

I fished through the coral, and was quickly rewarded. BLU may have taken a finger or two for me troubles, but I took from her the delicious crabs, starfish.. even a few whales! When a beautiful mermaid graced me hand! Oh, siren song indeed, these she was just crying fer me help! And I was glad to give it!

Great BLU gave a mighty fight whence I found the greatest of the treasures. But I came prepared, as any good pirate should, wif fire to attack the belly of the beastie. She cried something awful when me RED flames licked her inside, but I cared not as she fell into the depths, for the greatest of treasures were finally mine!!

First to slip from me slimey, slightly charred and nibbled fingers was a pendant of me people. The great and wonderful PYRO pendant, the same that is me sigil! Oh, BLU, you were trying to tell me something with this, weren't che, ol' girl?

Well it's back in proper hands now!

I shook me sweat covered brow and cleared me head from battle. The last of the BLU floated away, and I tipped me hat at her, as any respectful pirate would pay tribute a worthy, defeated enemy.

The bomb turned over in me fingers, and for one brief moment I thought she might have the last laugh..

But I dinnae hang the jib long, fer I recognized the mark, same as before, of the pyro. I unraveled the last of the note and read what I knew - an ally lay inside. This bomb was jus' her clever disguise.

Always knew me the famed Balloonicorn was clever, but, ho! I ne'er thought her so beautiful, as well! She smiled ta be seeing me, and I gave her a laugh and a pat. She joined me for a shanty and some grog as we feasted upon the meat of the spoils, taming both the sea and our worthy appetites.

I'll ne'er know this PurpleInk, whose maps I followed to find BLU and her treasure, but today, we drink to her! Thankee kindly, fellow buccaneer! Balloonicorn and I will ne'er forget yer bravery in ensuring this dinnae fall into cowardly hands.

Til our next adventure! I bid thee well! And if e'er you see a BLU.. give no quarter!! Spare none the wrath of a true RED! YARR HARRR HARRR!!