My Secret Santa has given me what could possibly be the sweetest most versatile gift of all. A box of 30 mixed chocolate bars! I could sit here in my room and eat all of them in one go. Or... I could fulfill my life long dream of being a door to door chocolate salesman! And when I make it big and have a refrigerated warehouse full of chocolate, I've got this swanky new Angels beanie to keep my head warm!

So to my Secret Santa of 2015, thank you very much for the new career!