I’m not going to go out and run a marathon tomorrow but then again I’m not quite ready to spend the rest of my days in a rocker on the front porch of “the home”. But I have to tell you though that I’ve never been so inclined to get myself a cane in my life. You know…for medicinal purposes.

Meet the Brandy Smuggler Walking Cane Flask. Or as I like to call it the “quick kick me in the shins” so I can look legit cane. Here’s the official write-up or product detail porn for those in the know.

A genuine walking cane that carries booze? Yes, you heard us smuggler! Crafted by the world renowned, century-old cane masters at Harvey, our walking cane flasks can support up to 250 pounds (a typical person only exerts 75-100 pounds on their cane) and holds 10 oz of your favorite booze! The secret? Ordinary looking on the outside, the top of this walking cane flask quickly unscrews to reveal five 2oz hidden flasks made of hardened glass with airtight caps, that’s 10oz total! So you can bring enough to share with friends, and discreetly take five of your favorite liquors to sporting events, concerts, picnics, or even formal events with this secret walking cane flask! Cane measures 36” tall and 1″ in diameter. Walking cane is made of black anodized aluminum and features a brass handle.

Sure beats carrying around a single flask in your pocket. Load this baby up with barrel-strength bourbon and get the party started wherever you find yourself. There’s other styles of the smuggler cane available but I personally like this one best. (Just in case anyone is feeling generous.)

Get your very own Brandy Smuggler Walking Cane Flask using this link.

If you find yourself with one please send us a photo and your thoughts. Hell, if the photo’s good we’ll even feature you on the site and Facebook page.

Happy limping!