Donald Trump awarded Tiger Woods the Presidential Medal of Freedom today:

Trump and Tiger pic.twitter.com/W8tExmZTiT — Amber Athey (@amber_athey) May 6, 2019

Now, you may think that Woods receiving such a prestigious award is the story, but you’d be wrong. Fortunately, one of our fiercest Guardians of Truth was there to journalism and get the real news:

CNN’s Jim Acosta yelled for a question about former Trump attorney Michael Cohen — Amber Athey (@amber_athey) May 6, 2019

Of course. Of course he did:

“Mr. President, any comment on Michael Cohen sir?” -Jim Acosta, the only reporter to yell a question to Trump leaving Rose Garden with Tiger. — Brent Scher (@BrentScher) May 6, 2019

Jim Acosta is literally incapable of turning it off for one damn minute.

lol — Ben (@ben_woods15) May 6, 2019

Sadly, nobody appears to have been paying attention to him. At least not in a positive way:

Trump was 25 yards away, obviously couldn’t hear him. What a doofus. — Brent Scher (@BrentScher) May 6, 2019

And then Acosta bragged during his live hit about asking Trump the question. No more than three people heard his barely audible joke of a question. What a joke of a person. pic.twitter.com/tjREl9aI0U — Brent Scher (@BrentScher) May 6, 2019

A joke … and a punchline. He’s so versatile that way!

Is Acosta okay? This is a dangerous time for reporters like him, you know. https://t.co/aWFI3mDbMw — BT (@back_ttys) May 6, 2019

Oh, we know. He told us so.