Hi, I'm Carey Lampbell-The Felon by TheTEALHornet Creative Commons Friday October 24, 2014 360 views | 2 comments

This is going to be my best birthday ever!

Every year you say that. Why is this year different?

Because this year I find true love and happiness!

Love AND Happiness? You can only choose one.

I hang outside the parole office, when I see a cute guy I find out his next appointment and "bump" into him in the hallway the next time.

So currently, how are you finding guys?

I say "Hi! I'm your new parole officer, let's not meet in this drab office," and I take im to a pub.

but you're not a parole officer, or any officer for that matter.

Correct, I have 30 guys lined up right now that are all breaking parole and don't even know it.

It's a little bit like The Bachelorette

Except it's hancuffs instead of roses