India should be declared a terrorist state by world community if their 'collective concious' is awake #UniteAndDefend Hafiz Muhammad Saeed (@HafizSaeedJUD) September 6, 2013

The killer of Muslims Narendra Modi is dreaming to become Indian PM, what else explains Indian Terrorism more ? #uniteanddefend Hafiz Muhammad Saeed (@HafizSaeedJUD) September 6, 2013

If India insists on 'Atoot-Angh' - Then every 'angh' is at risk of being shattered. Taking one's right is not terrorism #UniteAndDefend September 6, 2013

We will never let Pakistan become Indian Trade Market or let India any access to Central Asian market through Pakistan #UniteAndDefend Hafiz Muhammad Saeed (@HafizSaeedJUD) September 6, 2013

Ask India why they constructed illegal Dams, instead of buying electricity #UniteAndDefend Hafiz Muhammad Saeed (@HafizSaeedJUD) September 6, 2013

US has been defeated in Afghanistan, no need to worry and submit to its pressures -They are not worth Friendship or alliance #UniteAndDefend Hafiz Muhammad Saeed (@HafizSaeedJUD) September 6, 2013







MUST READ - Kashmir doesn't belong to India, Pakistanis should never forsake Kashmiris: Hafiz Saeed tweets

India, or the thought of India, singlehandedly keeps Hafiz Saeed in business. If not for India, he would be a bard somewhere, spinning fantastic tales to mesmerise and scare young children, with his baritone and beard.In his latest 'I Hate India' episode (we can't help but call it that; he seems to have these spasms with periodic frequency), he has now called upon the world community to declare India a "terrorist state". He urges the world to act upon its 'collective conscious' and forsake India. We don't even want to point out the irony here, lest irony be shamed and decide to go bury her head.And, yes he also knows who is going to be India's next PM. In verbal calisthenics worthy of Rushdie, he insists that India should be declared a rogue state since Narendra Modi is dreaming to be the Prime Minister. If dreams were evidence, we wonder where Saeed himself would be.We are seriously beginning to wonder if Hafiz Saeed has a gollum hidden somewhere inside him. After ranting about India and its moral bankruptness, he proceeds to threaten to break India in a million pieces. You see, Hafiz is very clear about his rights and Kashmir apparently is embedded in his DNA.But the man is smart, he knows empty stomachs make for better soldiers. So, he will never allow Pakistan to trade with India (Irony again? sigh).And of course, his pet peeve - Indian dams. One wonders if he was mermaid in some previous avatar of his, or maybe he wishes to be one.He did spare some thought and a breath for America this time around though, just as a pat on the head.