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Strong defence against the Blues is key. Petry, Smid and Justin Schultz will hold the blue line here. Whitney, Nick Schultz and Potter provide support. With Khabibulin in net, our victory is assured. Yes, and Fistric will physically crush the Blues forwards. My leader...

Problems with the Oilers Lineup

00:00 - 00:05 Strong defence against the Blues is key.

00:05 - 00:07 Petry, Smid and Justin Schultz will hold the blue line here.

00:07 - 00:10 Whitney, Nick Schultz and Potter provide support.

00:11 - 00:15 With Khabibulin in net, our victory is assured.

00:17 - 00:20 Yes, and Fistric will physically crush the Blues forwards.

00:23 - 00:26 My leader...

00:26 - 00:29 In regards to Fistric...

00:29 - 00:32 Fistric's plus minus has dipped below zero

00:32 - 00:35 and he has been made a healthy scratch for tonight.

00:50 - 00:55 Those who convinced me to trade for Fistric must stay.

00:56 - 00:58 The rest go.

01:09 - 01:12 Fistric is scratched again?

01:12 - 01:14 Why did we even bother to get him?

01:14 - 01:19 We've got a bunch of smurfs for forwards and we need size!

01:19 - 01:24 Do you know how big a smurf is?

01:24 - 01:27 A smurf is three apples tall!

01:27 - 01:30 Our forwards get pushed around by other teams

01:30 - 01:35 and we brought in Fistric to punish the opposition forwards in our zone!

01:36 - 01:39 But Fistric made that terrible play -

01:39 - 01:42 You saw him crush Lander with a giant hit last year! That's why we got him!

01:42 - 01:44 Yes, that was awesome, but the defensive mistakes -

01:44 - 01:49 Everyone makes mistakes! We need size in the lineup!

01:51 - 01:53 Anaheim, St Louis, Los Angeles

01:53 - 01:55 are all much bigger than us and can push us around

01:55 - 01:58 and I thought you guys said getting Fistric was a good idea

02:01 - 02:03 You knuckleheads won't even put him in the damn lineup!

02:03 - 02:05 He's not a very good defenceman

02:05 - 02:07 but we don't have ANY good defencemen

02:07 - 02:10 so maybe out of all our terrible defencemen we should put the one guy

02:10 - 02:15 into the lineup who can actually deliver a hit!

02:21 - 02:23 We have tried so hard to add sandpaper to our roster

02:23 - 02:27 McIntyre, Eager, Hordichuk, Jacques

02:27 - 02:30 but then the coaches tell me that

02:30 - 02:35 none of them can be on the ice without the other team getting scoring

02:35 - 02:40 chances against us! Well we're not winning hockey games anyway

02:40 - 02:45 so let's at least go out with a little

02:45 - 02:50 pride, let's make some big hits! Even if we don't

02:50 - 02:55 win any more hockey games, we'll at least have that.

02:57 - 03:00 Well we managed to beat Calgary 8-2 that one game.

03:06 - 03:15 Calgary is nothing. A bunch of has-beens and never-was players.

03:31 - 03:35 The biggest mistake was listening to whicever one of you idiots talked me into a rebuild.

03:36 - 03:41 Rebuild. What a mistake.