SCP-4342

SCP-4342

Item #: SCP-4342

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4342 is to be contained in a secure storage locker located at Site-22 Site-44. Any individuals who wish to perform testing upon SCP-4342 are free to do so.

Description: SCP-4342 is a folded paper cube with a mild glow emanating from its interior. Incredibly, when exposed to external stimuli, SCP-4342 is capable of changing the colour of this glowing light as well as doing something on occasion. Due to the miraculous nature of these anomalous properties, SCP-4342 is currently under intensive testing.

Test Log 4342-1:

For experimental purposes, SCP-4342 was exposed to a variety of stimuli, with any responses being recorded.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh

Stimuli: Being touched by Dr. Marsleigh. Results: SCP-4342 becomes green.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh

Stimuli: Being left in a dark room. Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh

Stimuli: Being locked in a small box. Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue. Fascinating… - Dr. Marsleigh

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh

Stimuli: Being thrown against a wall. Results: SCP-4342 does something. As a result, the wall becomes lost .

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh

Stimuli: A dead body. Results: SCP-4342 becomes red.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Marsleigh

Stimuli: A medium-rare sirloin steak. Results: SCP-4342 does something. As a result, Dr. Marsleigh becomes lost . While the loss of Dr. Marsleigh is unfortunate, the advances SCP-4342 could bring us mean we simply cannot abandon our research. Testing shall continue. - Dr. Shaw

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw

Stimuli: Being set alight. Results: SCP-4342 becomes green.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw

Stimuli: Being spat on. Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue, then becomes red. This is a milestone in our understanding of SCP-4342. - Dr. Shaw

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw

Stimuli: SCP-682 Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue. SCP-682 is visibly confused.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw

Stimuli: Drawn on with crayons. Results: SCP-4342 becomes red.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw

Stimuli: Drawn on with a pencil. Results: SCP-4342 cycles between red, green and blue for ten seconds.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw

Stimuli: Drawn on with a pencil (second attempt). Results: SCP-4342 becomes green.

Testing Personnel: Dr. Shaw

Stimuli: Drawn on with a pencil (third attempt). Results: SCP-4342 does something. Site-22 becomes lost, along with all on-site personnel and anomalies . The risks of testing SCP-4342 are far outweighed by the benefits. More test. - Site Director Bir (Site-44)

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir

Stimuli: Shot at by security personnel. Results: SCP-4342 does something. All security personnel present become lost.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir

Stimuli: Put down in front of SCP-914. Results: SCP-4342 becomes red.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir

Stimuli: A map of the United Kingdom from 1893. Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir

Stimuli: SCP-682 Results: SCP-4342 becomes green. SCP-682 is again visibly confused by the test.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir

Stimuli: Licked by Site Director Bir. Results: SCP-4342 becomes blue.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir

Stimuli: Read a bedtime story. Results: SCP-4342 becomes green.

Testing Personnel: Site Director Bir

Stimuli: Being touched by Site Director Bir. Results: SCP-4342 does something. Site-44 becomes lost, along with multiple neighboring settlements and significant portions of Mexico City. Through a thorough disinformation campaign blaming damage on a natural disaster and use of the prototype KALEIDOSCOPE system, a SK-class Broken Masquerade scenario is narrowly averted. Testing procedures of SCP-4342 are submitted to the Overseer Council for review.

Addendum 4342-1 (O5 Judgement):

Following a thorough review of the testing procedures concerning SCP-4342, as well as the results of said tests, the Overseer Council has - following consultation with Internal Security and the Ethics Committee - unanimously prescribed the following action for all future SCP-4342 research: