So a while ago, I found this thing that somebody designed, aptly named “Tony Abbot Simulator.” It is a game based on Tony’s iconic “Stop the Boats!” policy.

You see, I very much look up to Tony, who enjoys eating raw onions. His intolerance for other cultures, his misogyny, his homophobia, his wish for increased greenhouse gasses and rising sea levels, and more, make me feel right at home. He is quite anti-immigrant and believes that Australia should be just for Australians. Even though he was born in England and doesn’t respect aboriginals. And now that I think of it, Pauline Hanson would work great with Tony. Those two would strike fear into the hearts of reasonable people.

What a guy. He’s great. Whenever the Liberal Party (that name is so ironic) is high in the polls, all it takes is for Tony to open his mouth and those poll numbers drop immediately. I don’t understand. Why can’t Aussies accept an intolerant, misogynistic, homophobic, and polluting raw-onion eater as prime minister? Sigh…

Anyways here’s the link to that Tony simulator: http://www.abbottsimulator.com/

***I don’t actually like Tony if you couldn’t tell, but I do like going to his Wikiquote page and reading it***

On an entirely different note, the Taipei City Government released this game of mayor Ko Wen-Je (柯文哲). Unlike Tony above, Ko is actually a decent person in comparison. https://game.glory.taipei/

I find it really amusing.