Making paper

Yes, we sell stuff. It's kind of our business model.

It works too, if the fact that we can afford to eat meat every week is any indication.

We supply the things you like, you buy the things you like, and then we take a percentage of that and put it towards early retirement.

Well, that's the idea, anyway.

As it stands, we could probably live a pretty comfortable life on a plot in Parys somewhere, which is not quite the deck chair overlooking the Bahamas shoreline we're holding thumbs for.

Until then, we'll just keep on keeping on with you, while you slowly fill our bank with money for Long Island iced teas and a collection of Fedoras that is far too large to make any real sense.

Go on, spend your money here. It's for a good cause, ya know.