I’m Perry Caravello and I want to be your President.

Perry’s Promise to America:

NO IMMORAL HOLIDAYS

NO IMMORAL NATIONAL ANTHEM

NO MONEY

NO TALK OF 1992 INCIDENT



ALCATRAZ IS NOW GAY ISLAND

THE BIBLE IS NOW LAW

WAGES DOUBLE

WALL AROUND ENTIRE COUNTRY

TOPPED WITH BOB-WIRE

SATAN THE DEVIL

(AKA DON BARRIS)

GOES DIRECTLY TO PRISON

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