Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, caused a two-vehicle crash last week in Florida because she was shaving her bikini line, KeysNews.com reports. While Barnes' hands were busy, her ex-husband held onto the steering wheel from the backseat.

So why was Barnes taking care of her hygiene while on the road?

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said.

Uh, okay--we won't pass any judgement regarding Barnes's love life. But back to her driving: Barnes wasn't even supposed to be on the road because she was convicted of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license just one day earlier.