Yesterday George Lucas stomped on the hearts of his adoring fans with one fell remark in a lengthy New York Times profile: “I’m retiring.” It seems that after the release of this weekend’s Red Tails, the Star Wars filmmaker will have completed every blockbuster that he ever wanted to make and plans to forgo the genre for smaller, more personal films. The announcement came as both a shock and an inspiration to your blogger; how refreshing—a director retiring from big-budget, big-paycheck pictures with a little style and class. While I’ve never been a huge George Lucas fan, his epic contribution to the medium is undeniable, and there are quite a few blockbuster directors I would much rather see call it quits. Because until they do, they will continue to chip away at cinematic integrity one intellectually insulting popcorn flick at a time.

A few suggestions:

Dennis Dugan, the man responsible for polluting theaters with lucrative Adam Sandler bombs I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, You Don’t Mess with the Zohan, Grown Ups, and Jack and Jill.

Michael Bay, the commandeering presence behind The Rock, The Island, and the misogynistic, explosion-happy Transformers franchise.

Steve Carr, the anti-visionary who directed Dr. Doolittle 2, Daddy Day Care, and Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

But that’s just for starters! Tell us who you wish would give up his day job in the Comments.