What if the pickup game supported achievements, just like games on Steam, Xbox or PS3? Bragging to your wings about which one you’ve just unlocked, imagine that! Here’s a list of PUA achievements from the guys over at PUA Gamer:

Routine Stacker – Successfully stack 5 routines together without getting blown out.

– Successfully stack 5 routines together without getting blown out. Jenga – Successfully stack 10 routines together.

– Successfully stack 10 routines together. Tower of Babel – Successfully stack more than 15 routines together in a single interaction.

– Successfully stack more than 15 routines together in a single interaction. Social Robot – Run through an entire interaction using only pre-scripted routines and openers.

– Run through an entire interaction using only pre-scripted routines and openers. One Minute Man – Get blown out of set in one minute or less.

– Get blown out of set in one minute or less. Leader Of Men – Get promoted to a moderator of a PUA Forum or message board.

– Get promoted to a moderator of a PUA Forum or message board. Peacocked – Buy a fuzzy hat from the costume store.

– Buy a fuzzy hat from the costume store. Alpha Male Of Group – Act like a douche to another guy at the club.

– Act like a douche to another guy at the club. Analysis Paralysis – Read 5 different PUA books without approaching any women.

– Read 5 different PUA books without approaching any women. Keyboard Jockey – Win an argument on a PUA lair forum.

– Win an argument on a PUA lair forum. Neuro Linguistic Programmer – Incorporate 3 pieces of NLP “technology” into a convo without creeping the girl out.

– Incorporate 3 pieces of NLP “technology” into a convo without creeping the girl out. Field Reporter – Write 10 field reports.

– Write 10 field reports. Lay Reporter – Write 10 lay reports.

– Write 10 lay reports. Phone Closer – Collect 15 phone numbers from women.

– Collect 15 phone numbers from women. Facebook Closer – Add 10 girls on Facebook.

– Add 10 girls on Facebook. Double Your Dating – Date twice as many girls as the week before (unless that number is zero).

– Date twice as many girls as the week before (unless that number is zero). Boyfriend Destroyer – Sleep with a girl who has a boyfriend.

– Sleep with a girl who has a boyfriend. Approach Machine – Approach 20 girls in one hour.

– Approach 20 girls in one hour. PUA Pirate – Download a PUA program illegally off of Limewire or BitTorrent.

– Download a PUA program illegally off of Limewire or BitTorrent. Master Pickup Artist – Start your own pickup company.

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