Well, this is actually pretty easy. When you look at the people who are arguing against it then obviously Scottish independence is a seriously good idea.

No, really, anything opposed by George Galloway, David Cameron, Gordon Brown and Barack Obama must have bleedin’ something going for it.

That the Wee Eck is in favour of it does tip the other way but even he’s not enough to outweigh those four.

So, vote Yes!

And finally we’ll be shot of the lot of you.