[23:00] 18<27RCR> He once helped me spoon out a bar of soap that was trapped in my vagaina

[23:00] 18<27RCR> Vagina, even*

[23:00] 18<28Anitech> Look at art for a better picture of what averare really is.

[23:00] 18<22S> <10z20> ugh

[23:00] 18<22S> <10z20> how did you get a bar of soap up there?

[23:00] 18<28cheesemoo> hahahahaha

[23:00] 31<The_Catman>30 why the hell would you put a bar of soap in your vag

[23:00] 18<27RCR> ...I was cleaning

[23:00] 18<27RCR> I was cleaning so hard

[23:00] 31<The_Catman>30 if you have dildos?

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[23:00] 18<27RCR> and it like

[23:00] 18<27RCR> went up there

[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> fwoop

[23:01] 18<27RCR> and never came out

[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> schloop

[23:01] 18<27RCR> YES

[23:01] 31<The_Catman>30 that's fucking hilarious

[23:01] 18<27RCR> YES THAT

[23:01] 18<27RCR> so I had to waddle back into my dorm room

[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> I'm not even sure how he could help you with that

[23:01] 31<The_Catman>30 that needs to be on video

[23:01] 18<27RCR> and cry at Matt

[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> Can't you just like

[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> erm

[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> Push it out?

[23:01] 18<27RCR> and explain that a bar of soap was stuck in there

[23:01] 18<22S> <10z20> Like give birth to iy?

[23:01] 18<27RCR> it caught on the pubic bone

[23:01] 18<27RCR> It needed to be pressed DOWN then out

[23:01] 18<27RCR> and it's soap, so it's slippery

[23:02] 18<22EvilHom3r> did it sting

[23:02] 18<22S> <10z20> jesus I don't even know how that works

[23:02] 18<27RCR> so... we used a spoon

[23:02] 18<22S> <10z20> Fucking vaginas, this is why dicks rule

[23:02] 18<27RCR> *

[23:02] 18<28Anitech> Hot Dog Tongs

[23:02] 18<27RCR> It was kinda funny

[23:02] 31<The_Catman>30 i... i can't imagine how uncomfortable that would be

[23:02] 18<27RCR> because my roommate ate ice cream

[23:02] 18<27RCR> with that spoon

[23:02] 18<27RCR> after

[23:02] 18<27RCR> and I have never told her

[23:02] 18<28cheesemoo> :D

[23:02] 18<27RCR> because I was mortified

[23:03] 18<28Anitech> Hey it was clean. I mean soap and all.

[23:03] 18<27RCR> And yes. It was a little uncomfortable

[23:03] 18<27RCR> it was a bar of DOVE EXFOLIATING SOAP

[23:03] 18<28Art> WTF

[23:03] 18<27RCR> so it had like

[23:03] 31<The_Catman>30 also "Matt!, *sob* Matt!, I... *sob* I GOT A BAR OF SOAP STUCK IN MY VAGINA! *sobs harder-*"

[23:03] 18<27RCR> sand in it

[23:03] 18<28Anitech> She's probably put dirtier stuff in her mouth anyways.

[23:03] 18<28Art> Pubic bone?

[23:03] 18<28Art> Goddamn

[23:03] 18<22EvilHom3r> pubic bone is a bitch

[23:03] 18<27RCR> YEP

[23:04] 31<The_Catman>30 most hilarious thing in my head right now

[23:04] 18<28cheesemoo> i don't even

[23:04] 31<The_Catman>30 man, if he wasn't laughing when you said that

[23:04] 18<22EvilHom3r> it’s what prevents most big things from going in ass

[23:04] 31<The_Catman>30 he's not human

[23:04] 18<28cheesemoo> i think i'm going to need an anatomy diagram

[23:04] 18<28cheesemoo> i'm not sure how that works

[23:04] 18<27RCR> He like

[23:04] 18<27RCR> looked at me really dumbfounded

[23:04] 18<27RCR> because I was lying on the bed trying to push the thing out with no context

[23:05] 18<27RCR> and then I was like "Oh yeah I got a bar of soap stuck up there, can you help?"

[23:05] 18<22S> <10z20> So like.... did he have to go in there with like a spelunking helmet and everything?

[23:05] 18<27RCR> and then he started laughing and he called me retarded

[23:05] 31<The_Catman>30 Matt: ...wut?

[23:05] 31<The_Catman>30 oh good

[23:05] 18<27RCR> then he spooned that soap out like a champ

[23:05] 31<The_Catman>30 he laughed

[23:05] 31<The_Catman>30 guess he's not a cylon then

[23:05] 18<27RCR> I'm not allowed to have bar soap anymore

[23:06] 18<28aloysis> oh god i am so glad i checked the chat just now

[23:06] 31<The_Catman>30 i think this is the most hilarious stoey i've heard all month