Oh, Santa....when I was a child, I never believed in you. Now, as an adult, I've come to realize that I was wrong... so very very wrong. Your gift to me of a year-long elf subscription (with free Snoo plushie) was ample enough. I loved and appreciated it, I promise.

But now... you have sent me so many other wonderful wonderful things... your generosity knows no limit. Truly, you are the king (or queen) of the rematchers. And I, your humble giftee, must now strive to be worthy of your awesomeness. I can only hope to someday be half the Santa that you are.