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The Internet Can Apparently Ask Questions

BROKAW: Senator McCain, for you, we have our first question from the Internet tonight.

8:37 PM Ross Wolinsky - WHOA - THERE IS A QUESTION FROM THE INTERNET. 8:37 PM Michael Swaim - The Internet wants to know: "Who am I? What is this strange sentience I am experiencing? Why am I filled with jizz?" 8:38 PM Dan O'Brien - The internet wonders "Why did you accidentally the Nation?" 8:40 PM Dan O'Brien - From the comments, Kari says "Senator McCain keeps blinking. This is a sign of lieing." 8:41 PM Hbn Gladstone - He's not blinking. His facial tumor is just attacking his eyes.

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Presidential Debates Have a Very Lax Screening Process

THERESA: How can we trust either of you with our money when both parties got -- got us into this global economic crisis?

8:18 PM Ross Wolinsky - Congrats: That was the only time you'll ever be on TV. You blew it. 8:19 PM Dan O'Brien - Teresa lost this debate. 8:19 PM Ross Wolinsky - Teresa dates Joe Six-Pack.

McCain Has a Freaky Side

BROKAW: The three -- health care, energy, and entitlement reform: Social Security and Medicare. In what order would you put them in terms of priorities?

MCCAIN: I think you can work on all three at once, Tom.

8:24 PM Dan O'Brien - McCain was asked to prioritize three items, and he said "All of them at the same time." 8:25 PM Michael Swaim - It's astounding that they can not answer a question that only has a three word answer. 8:26 PM Michael Swaim - "Let's do 'em all at once." You heard it here first folks. McCain in crazy sex romp.

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Obama's Got More Bill Clinton In Him Than Hillary Ever Did

BROKAW: Senator Obama, if you would give us your list of priorities.

OBAMA: We're going to have to prioritize, just like a family has to prioritize. Now, I've listed the things that I think have to be at the top of the list.