There’s really nothing to say about these pictures of Chris Hemsworth making waves jizz by humping them (yes, that’s how sea foam is made) in Maroubra and pictures of him making eyes jizz by strolling around the pool area of his Sydney hotel in a towel. It was a wonderful weekend to be a wave…. and Thor’s surfboard…. and Thor’s towel. Thor’s hammer poking at his wetsuit tells me that he’s not “happy” to see us, but he is sort of “meh” to see us and that’s more than we could ever ask for.

And DAMN at those arms. Dude could win an arm wrestling match against a marble statue. I bet if you butt humped one Thor’s made-of-stone arms, it would make sparks. It was also polite of Thor to define the shit out of that V muscle. I mean, the V muscle only exists to give you a place to put your hands while giving a beej. What a gentleman that Thor is.