One million guns, all locked and loaded, firing their payloads in unison. Borderlands 3 might be a co-op game, but over a million people have been playing it solo by watching Borderlands porn on Pornhub.

That’s one million people searching for Borderlands porn within just five days, an increase of 12,905%. That makes it five times more popular than Fortnite and three times more popular than Overwatch. Pornhub even made a graphic for what people are searching for and the results are awful.

“The most popular Borderlands related search is ‘Borderlands 3’ followed by ‘Borderlands Moxxi’,” Pornhub says on its blog. “Other popular character related searches include ‘Lilith’, ‘Tiny [Tina]’, ‘Maya’, and ‘Gaige’.

“Search demographics show that men are +84% more likely to search Borderlands than women, and visitors aged 18-24 are +119% more likely to search when compared to all other age groups.”

The people most likely to search for porn on Pandora are also likely to search for “hentai” and that social media star who sold her own bathwater for a bit. Cosplay and furry porn are also mixed in with all this. Randy Pitchford will be happy:

VERY NSFW, but I have received reports that BattlebornRule34 is now a thing on Reddit. LINK WITH CAUTION: https://t.co/laA7tR4Dgs — Randy Pitchford (@DuvalMagic) January 16, 2017

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I’m off back to bed.