OPINION: I've been given tickets to see a film called Rough Night, starring Scarlett Johansson.

I don't know if you've seen the trailer, I didn't want to include it on this article because it's disgusting, but it's up there - sitting at the top of the page like a candy pink and turquoise coloured turd.

Basically, it suggests the film is The Hangover with chicks. All kinds of chicks - the hot one, the not so hot one, the fat one that's funny and a bit weird sexually, and the neurotic one.

I'm totally down with women being as gross, sexual, loud and obnoxious as dudes are allowed to be all the time. I'm not down with: jokes about killing sex workers.

In it a hen's night goes horribly wrong when the male stripper they hired for the final fling dies mid entertainment. To hide their crime (not of killing a stripper, mind you, but of having looked lustfully at a male body) they Weekend At Bernie's him through town and "hilarious" shenanigans ensue. No, I'm not kidding.

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The joke this film hangs off is one about killing a stripper.

Seriously at a loss for words. Just no.

Do I really need to highlight why this "joke" is inappropriate, dehumanising, vile, dangerous and straight up wrong? I don't think I do.

Or maybe I do? Bottom line: It's not cool to make jokes about people being killed, when that group of people are routinely vilified by society, the victims of violent crime, and end up dead with appalling frequency.

Did someone honestly think they could make a movie in which a stripper gets killed during a private party, and play it for laughs?

Kate McKinnon, what the hell are you doing in this film?

"Oh no!" says the trailer. "It's a male stripper, so it's OK! HA HA HA why aren't you laughing? Ladies laugh at this stuff right? " Is this someone's idea of equality? Because if so, they need to be on a watch list somewhere. That is not the kind of equality I want anything to do with.

The second worst thing - you know, after joking about killing people and hiding the body - is I already know there's a woman-hating jerk somewhere writing his latest treatise on how feminists eat male babies and destroy society based entirely on the fact this film exists.

Never mind the fact that dead stripper "jokes" have been around for years and years, perpetuated by blokes who ought to know better but never seem to.

Never mind that no feminists have ever clamoured for films about men dying for laughs, or to further the female lead's story.

(And yet female characters are still routinely put in peril or killed to further male lead stories. It's so common in fact it's even got a "cute" nickname: fridging.)

The only thing Rough Night's trailer proves, maybe, is that Feminism has not always gone hand-in-hand with dismantling the worst tenets of patriarchy. (Specifically, that's the one that objectifies sexually attractive people or people whose living is their sexuality, and makes them disposable.)

It also, maybe, proves that while women have been busy throwing off the practical shackles, the mental shackles of a patriarchal society are still fully in place.

I don't want to see this film. On every possible level - as a film lover, as a woman, as a human being - I do not want to see this film. (Caveat: Based on that trailer. I'm open to the idea that the film, which also stars my queen, Kate McKinnon, is not as terrible as the trailer makes out.)

As a reviewer, am I obligated to see it, if for no other reason than to give it an honest review? Am I even capable of giving it in honest review after seeing that horrible, horrible trailer?

As I write, I'm still undecided. Tell me what you think in the comments.