The Fantastic Four are on their fourth movie. The only possible explanation for this is Doctor Doom conquering Hollywood to make their name provably untrue. When alien archaeologists slice the Earth in half, they'll find a solid ring of superhero Blu-rays and wonder why so few characters are repeated so often. It's because the movie-making process is a real Mario Party: loads of people frantically trying to get stars, but the results are random. And they've made the exact same thing far too many times. ("Mario Party" is just one of many video game phrases we can use in real life.)

If Hollywood must remain allergic to new ideas, they could at least remake the awesomer old ones.