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I hacked CNN's servers to get this exclusive sneak peek at their new documentary

Obama Just Before the Inauguration

00:00 - 00:03 The Inauguration is this Friday.

00:04 - 00:05 You will drive in here,

00:05 - 00:07 and the new President will enter from the East.

00:08 - 00:12 Chief Justice Roberts will swear in Donald Trump at noon,

00:12 - 00:15 and the Republicans will be in power for the foreseeable future.

00:17 - 00:19 Don't worry about it, Cooper.

00:19 - 00:21 My legacy is secured.

00:24 - 00:26 Mr. President-

00:27 - 00:28 Your legacy-

00:31 - 00:33 Your legacy is executive orders and bad laws.

00:34 - 00:36 Trump and the Republican majority can repeal it Day One.

00:53 - 00:58 If you donated to the Clinton Foundation, get out.

01:13 - 01:15 How did we lose?

01:15 - 01:17 How could you let her lose?

01:18 - 01:23 I thought America was Ready for Her™

01:25 - 01:28 Is everyone here an idiot?

01:29 - 01:31 One of you leaked debate questions to Hillary

01:31 - 01:34 One fell for a fucking phishing email

01:34 - 01:37 And one of you got thrown like a side of beef

01:37 - 01:40 into a van, and still lost to a cheeto!

01:40 - 01:42 Mr. President, please show some respect-

01:42 - 01:46 Respect?! For a racist sexist xenophobe?

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, you’re believing the propaganda

01:48 - 01:52 CNN WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME

01:53 - 01:54 It’s that damn frog.

01:56 - 01:57 A bunch of losers on the internet

01:57 - 02:00 start this weird cult around a meme

02:00 - 02:03 and we ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO IT

02:04 - 02:08 Why the fuck would you respond to a troll?

02:08 - 02:13 Attacking Trump only made him stronger

02:14 - 02:16 If we had just ignored him

02:17 - 02:21 He would have disappeared like Ron Paul

02:27 - 02:29 A billion dollars,

02:30 - 02:34 Every news station and late night host,

02:34 - 02:36 An army of paid shills

02:41 - 02:42 And she still lost.

02:43 - 02:47 To a reality TV star of all people.

02:48 - 02:53 He even questioned my birth certificate

02:54 - 02:56 He said I was born in Kenya or something

02:56 - 02:59 How did such a joke of a person win?

03:00 - 03:02 How did she lose?

03:04 - 03:07 Malik was the better Obama anyways

03:14 - 03:16 Brexit won,

03:19 - 03:23 Trump won the presidency

03:25 - 03:27 The European Union is collapsing.

03:31 - 03:33 The NWO is finished.

03:40 - 03:46 But we’re not going down without a fight. Regroup on Epstein’s Island.

03:46 - 03:49 We’ll figure out how to go from there.