I am not any sort of athlete, I certainly do not run. That is apart from when I see the bomb disposal man running or the need for adult responsibility approaching so with these factors in mind I thought I'd need a good running shoe. Unfortunately the shoes don't run themselves, apparently I have to supply the running myself which is a bit of a downer but they were on special offer so I guess you can't have it all. Once again Amazon have excelled themselves with this product, I paid my money and they sent me two shoes, one for each foot.... My God they really have got this selling thing down to a fine art, my local shoe shop only seems to sell one shoe at a time but never have any half price sales on which strikes me as a bit weird, not only that but the sales assistants seem to have great trouble lacing up shoes which you'd think they'd be quite practiced and good at. I quite enjoy laces, especially nicely coloured ones. The laces in these shoes were blue which match my eyes which are also made of laces and if I blink really fast I can get the cats to chase them. My cats don't have any shoes though if Brooks were to make them I think they may be interested but I think the money would have to be right as both of my cats are currently unemployed and have no income.

These shoes are called Men's Vapor 10, they do not however include any vapourized men or the Vapours thereof. Neither do they include 10 Vapours of any sort although there is a gentle aroma of injection moulded rubber which apparently is biodegradeable so the more you use them in the wet the more they deteriorate but don't worry you're helping the environment which I'm informed is a good thing and hippies will love you forever, especially athletic hippies. Athletic Hippies? I saw an athletic hippy once, it was on a pop video by Technohead called "I want to be a hippy", open a new browser tab now and look it up on Youtube it's pretty weird but it does prove the existence of running hippies...... Did you see that? What were we all thinking back then? People actually bought that record!? Come to think of it I've never bought a record through Amazon, I must do that one day.

It says I should be detailed and specific but it isn't detailed and specific about what I should be detailed and specific about, yes I said "specific" not "pacific", I mean seriously how many people still say that? That said these shoes are made in China which is quite near the Pacific, never been to China always fancied having a look round and in these shoes I would've been able to walk around for days on end, might be able to get a trip into Skegness this year though whenever it decides to stop raining don't want my shoes bio-degrading under me as I'm strolling with ice-cream in hand, yep definitely Skeggy I'll bring you back a stick of rock if you like.

Vapor 10's don't work with orthotics, buy the Summon's instead. ;)