Lapis: And then you could (insert even longer and more degrading list here).

Lazuli: Yeah. We used to be thieves, she and I. She only became one because she wanted to beat the crap out of people, and get the crap beaten out of her. Oh, hold on a second.

(Lazuli elbows Lapis, whispers something in her ear, and Lapis pulls Blake's wallet out of her pocket.)

Lazuli: *sigh* Some things never change.