Spiders are everywhere. In the ground, in trees, in your hair right now. One place they can't break into, however, is the ocean. But they've got a rep there, at least in name: The sea spider is a super special kind of arthropod with a tiny body and huge legs that, you guessed it, house their guts and genitals. Dive into this week's episode of Absurd Creatures to learn more!

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