Warning — If you’re not a developer you may find this poem damn horrible

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Sentry is the guider

of Redux provider

making your React app

end up like a bible

Axios is a quest

making the request

that gives you the data

making you feel blessed

Component or hook

setting up the look

the logic up behind

keeps you feeling shook

Dispatchers dictating

actions keep awaiting

switching up reducers

cases keep updating

Let me start with naming

conventions I'm saving

setting up the standard

that's called camelCasing

Es-linting rules

giving us the tools

cleaning up our code

not getting confused

Scss in styling

as styles keep up piling

style-linting the commits

just to keep me smiling

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When pusher is here

sockets are in fear

listening to changes

coming up this year

The routing is set

browser-history ain't yet

capacitoring the changes

that history will get

Let's move in js

it becomes a mess

not using ts

makes me feel bs

As I pass the props

I can feel the knots

as pipeline keeps failing

where is the DevOps

I am setting state

in component plate

as I spice my app

that starts to inflate

Not setting directions

mess garbage collections

to set arrow functions

binding up preventions

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Using up the husky

not making code rusty

linting up pre-commits

avoid getting dusty

Using libraries

just to feel the peace

offering us solutions

it’s such a release

Up in code reviews

eyeing up the news

of this fresh new code

makes me feel the juice

Automation testing

initiate protesting

as we run cypress

mix it up with jasmine

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With no unit tests

you can’t feel the rest

presenting the demo

while making a guess

Changes in development

are furiously potent

as we keep up risking

all the app unfoldment

Setting useEffect

hooking up the app

as it keeps up mounting

causing a defect

Forming data up

when the files are stuck

just to keep uploading

not giving a f...