



Aquaboogie:

underwater throwdown; magic rythm for splanking noses Around da way

From the neighborhood. "From around the way"





Big Bang Theory:

Funk set the universe in motion; ignition by Funk. Ain't nothin' but a party in a Black Hole



Black Hole:

Prime zone of Funkativity, nappy dogout, home to Star Child. Celestial body which suckulates the unfunky deep into its chocolaty centre



Bop Gun:

Dr. Funkenstein's greatest invention - one blast capable of splanking the funkless. The Star Child zaps Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk with the Bop Gun and Nose dances to the rythm of the flashlight.





Children of Production:

Clones of Dr. Funkenstein, come to blow the cobwebs out your mind



Clone Funk:

Joyful process by which Funkenstein creates in his own image Afronauts capable of funkatizing galaxies



Cosmic Slop:

Dancing with the Devil to pay your bills



Cro-nasal Sapiens:

The missing stink. Elephantinesnouted prehistoric ancestors of Sir Nose









Dr. Funkenstein:

Mad'glad scientist, master technician of Clone Funk; outer space tribal leader of the descendants of the Thumpasorus Peoples



Downstroke:

Standing on the verge of the Beat; a march to the rear towards the Final Splank









Ego Munchies:

All-night crazoid craving for pure egotronic unsatisfunktion



Electric Spank:

High-tech pimping of human instincts by the power brokers/jokers that be









Flashlight:

Funk-flesh artillery of the Bop Gun



Funk:

Used to be a bad word. Irre-ducible essential pulse, life force, hyperventilatin' Groove. Not only moves, it can re-move; will sit and sit and never go sour. "If you got Funk, you got style"



Funkadelica:

Throbassonic realm where nothing is good unless you play with it and all that is good is nasty



Funkentelechy:

Force by which Funk gets stronger. Shot with the Bop Gun, the funkatized are driven toward the attainment of the P-Funk by their own revitalized juices





G-funk:

Gangsta funk. Examples: Snoop Doggy Dogg, Warren G & Nate Dog. George Clinton:

One of the most sampled men alive, creator of the P-Funk. Honey Dip:

pretty young ladies with golden brown complexions





Maggot Brain:

State of mind and then the condition and position of your ass ("Free your mind and your ass will follow"). When you just say "Funk it!" and rise above a spankic situation



Mothership:

Outer space chariot bearing Star Child and Funkenstein back to Earth when it desreves a global splanking



Motor Booty Affair:

Bootyful funktion in downtown Atlantis where you can swim past reality behind a clock's back without getting wet. Ritualistic method of finding the One



Mr. Wiggles The Worm:

Subaquatic, ultrasonic, semibionic Clone of Dr. Funkenstein





The One:

The First Beat; wholeness, metafoolish perfection, as in "Everything is one the One"



One Nation:

Empire of the Groove, collective cathartic mass motor-vation









P.Funk (aka The P.):

Pure, uncut Funk, the Bomb; also Parliament-Funkadelic



Pinocchio Theory:

If you fake the Funk, your nose will grow



Placebo Theory:

Jivation through logic; how Noses everywhere spread fake Funk in place of the P., driving humans into perpetual do-loop or deep snooze



Pleasure Principle:

Pre-spanking self-satisfunktion









Rumpofsteelskin:

Bumpnoxious undersea avatar of Sir Nose









Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk (a.k.a. The Nose, Old Smell-o-Vision):

Putrified purveyor of of the Placebo Syndrome. Extended probosics from faking Funk. He's cool but has no groove; won't swim, sweat or dance



Splank:

Use of Funk to free minds and behinds from constipated notions; anti-spank



Star Child (alias The Long-Haired Sucker, Sir Lollipop Man):

Official representative of Funkentelechy; protector of the Pleasure Principle. Cosmic John the Bop-tist, arch-recording angel heralding the arrival of Dr. Funkenstein



Law of Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication:

Give the people what they want when they want and they wants it all the time









Thumpasorus Peoples:

Prehistoric ancestors of Star Child and Dr. Funkenstein; also hardcore funkateers









Woo:

Temptation without representation for purposes of pimpation









Zone of Zero Funkativity (better known as The Nose Zone):

Home to Sir Nose; region of snoozation