This is the crocheted Dwarf helmet and beard made by DeviantARTist SadDaysCrochet (similar in fashion to these ones we saw before). Crocheted is a weird looking word, isn't it? I had to double and triple check to make sure I wasn't saying crotched. Because a crotched helmet and beard -- that's totally different. That's like slang for a dong bag and pubes.

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who's actually less of a buddy and more of a person I like to close my eyes and imagine getting hurt.