My Secret Santa couldn't have gotten me a better gift! I got a freaken usb operated MISSILE LAUNCHER and A LUCKY DRINKING BIRD!!! People that know me IRL knows that I get a hard on for these kind of things. My brother even said, "your Secret Santa nailed it.." when he saw me un-box it. I can't express enough on how much I love this gift! The rocket launcher will definitely go to good use at my office to bring me unbearable laughter and constant paranoia to my coworker that sits behind me (Sorry Joe). The Lucky Bird, (I named it Thirsty) I have always wanted it ever since I saw it on the Simpsons when homer was using it to operate his nuclear power plant. I still remember going to bed that night and thinking "how does that bird keep going back for water and not run out of momentum?" I know pretty geeky but that's just me. Back then I didn't have access to the internet and never knew till this day until i was reminded of it(Yay for google!). Mr. Thirsty was put to the test today and my eyes widened in fascination!

To my Secret Santa: YOU ARE SO AWESOME! There is not enough karma in the reddit world to give you for this absolutely amazing gift you have sent me!