Americans love to hate millennials, so maybe it was inevitable that someone would invent a board game to, er, celebrate their enthusiasms. The toy company Hasbro has released a new take on its classic board game, and Monopoly for Millennials is fun for the whole socialist family this holiday season.

“Forget real estate. You can’t afford it anyway,” the game’s box proclaims. Players instead acquire experiences. In true hipster fashion, being the first to discover a new vegan bistro or meditation retreat wins points. Game pieces...