- In Alexandria, Minneapolis, it is illegal for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman with sardines on his breath.



- In California, in 1986, Judge Samuel King became so annoyed with jurors who were absent from a case due to massive rain fall, that he issued a decree which stated "I hereby order that it cease raining by Tuesday." It stopped raining on Tuesday and California suffered a 5 year drought. 5 year latter in 1991, the very same judge then decreed "Rain shall fall in California beginning February 27th." On that same day, California suffered the heaviest rainfall in over ten years.



- In Arizona, hunting camels is against the law.



- In Indiana in the 50's, they made anything based on Robin Hood Illegal because they thought he was a communist.



- In Minnesota, hanging male and female under garments on the same washing line.



- North Carolina has made it illegal to swear in front of dead people.



- In Iowa, horses are breaking the law if they eat a fire hydrant.



- Judge J.H. Logan from California, made the Loganberry by crossing a cultivated raspberry with a wild blackberry.



- In South Bend, Indiana, a monkey was found guilty of smoking which was against the law at the time.



- In San Diego, public schools have banned hypnotism.

- In Florida having sexual intercourse with a porcupine is illegal.



- In Kingsville, Texas, it is illegal for pigs to have sexual intercourse on airport property.



- In Willowdale, Oregon, while engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman, it is illegal for a man to curse.



- In Hastings, Nebraska, hotels must legally provide you with nightclothes.



- In Ames, Iowa, men lying in bed with their wives must not have more than 3 swigs of beer.



- In Oblong, Illinois, on your wedding day it is illegal to make love whilst hunting or fishing.



- In Tremonton, Utah,a woman is not legally allowed to have sexual intercourse with a man in an ambulance.



- In Conorsville, Wisconsin, during sexual intercourse, it is against the law for a man to fire his gun whilst the woman in having an orgasm.



- In Chico, California, you'll receive a $500 fine for letting off a nuclear bomb in the city limits.



- In Massachusetts, your breaking the law if you consume more than 3 sandwiches at a wake.



- In Louisiana, using dentures to bite someone moves it up to aggravated assault.



- In Kentucky, carry ice cream cones in your pocket is illegal.



- In International Falls, Minnesota, you can be fined if you let your dog chase a cat up a telegraph pole.



- In Iowa, after 5 mins of kissing your breaking the law.



- In Illinois, giving a lighted cigar to a pet is illegal.



- In the USA 24 states say that if your husband is impotent its grounds for a divorce.



- In Miami, Florida, imitating animals is illegal.



- In Oxford, Ohio,a woman undressing in front of a picture of a man is breaking the law.



- In Baltimore, Maryland, taking a lion to the cinema is illegal. .



- In Washington, pretending to have wealthy parents is illegal.



- In Texas, if you are going to commit a crime, you legally have to give 24 hours notice to the police.



- In Oklahoma, you could face prison if you make faces at a dog



- In Maryland, Randy Newman's song 'Short people' is still banned on the radio.



- In St. Louis, Missouri, if a woman is in her night clothes, it is illegal for a fireman to rescue her.



- In Providence, Rhode Island, selling toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday is illegal.



- In Logan County, Colorado, kissing a woman while she sleeps is illegal.



- In Alexandria, Minnesota, having garlic or onions on your breath means you legally can't have sex with your wife.



- In Eureka, Nevada, if you have a moustach it's against the law for you to kiss a woman.



- In Vermont, for a woman to wear false teeth she first must get written permission from her husband.



- In Boulder, Colorado, your breaking the law if you own a pet.



- In Kentucky, your breaking the law if you carry a concealed weapon over 6ft in length.



- In Florida, on Sunday's, unmarried woman face jail if the go parachuting.



- In Miami, Florida, skateboarding is against the law inside a police station.



- In Ohio, getting a fish drunk is against state law.



- In Alabama, your breaking the law if you are in control of a motor vehicle if wearing a blindfold.

