Back in April, Stacie Halas, a shaved blonde with big naturals who taught seventh and eighth grade science. was fired from her job in Oxnard, California when her employers discovered her past as adult film actress “Tiffany Six.” A discovery that reportedly went like this:

Halas was placed on leave last month after students said they had seen her in an X-rated clip online. At first, administrators weren’t able to confirm it was Halas because the skin flick was blocked by porn filters on the school’s computers. A group of teachers later found the video using a cell phone and noted a striking similarity between Halas and the blond porn princess.

“Phew, thank God my cell phone allows me to google porn at work for these types of emergencies. At first I covered my eyes to avoid the filth, but I knew I had to peek a bit. I owed it to those kids.” Halas, star of such films as C*m-Swapping F*ck Dolls 2 and Supersize My Snatch 2, was later fired, setting a dangerous precedent – if Oxnard fired every teacher who used to do porn, the only ones left would be the meth cooks.

A lawyer for Stacie Halas who appeared in a series of sex videos under the nom-de-porn Tiffany Six, argued court on Monday that she was finished with the skin flick business by the time she started teaching science at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard in 2009.

Also, he argued, porn is legal, and she only did it for the money.

“I think most of us have something in our backgrounds,” her lawyer, Richard Schwab, said after the hearing, according to NBC Los Angeles. “And I ask anybody here to cast the first stone.”

“What happened six years ago has not impacted her ability to be an effective teacher,” he added.

Oxnard school officials insisted that the 32-year-old’s X-rated past was too much of a distraction to allow her to return to teaching.

“The fact that she listed being a lifeguard and being at Subway sandwich but chose to eliminate the fact that she was in the porn industry is very telling,” Oxnard School spokesman Tom DeLapp [his email, personal blog] told NBC Los Angeles. An administrative panel is expected to last until the end of the week. [NYDailyNews]

You know what else is telling? The part where you fired her for it, idiot. Her lawyer’s right, porn is legal, and you not liking it is a value judgment. You don’t get to fire teachers for that, just like you don’t get to fire them for going to church. Seems like the only jobs ex-porn stars are allowed to have are nun and dildo salesperson. Look, I’ve taught seventh and eighth graders. It’s the worst. At that age, kids desperately need to prove their adulthood by defying you. It doesn’t matter what you do, you could tell them to smoke weed and watch cartoons all period and they’d still do the opposite out of spite. The only people who would want to do that full-time are probably the same type of masochists who’d take loads in the face for money. Don’t fight the symbiosis.