http://abc7chicago.com/police-drunken-woman-swims-up-bites-fishermans-line/2322519/

It wasn’t exactly the catch a Florida man was hoping for while fishing in the Atlantic Ocean. Instead, deputies say a drunken 22-year-old woman cursed at him before swimming up to his fishing line, biting it and swimming away with the rigging. St. Johns County Sheriff’s officials tell local news outlets the fisherman told deputies the incident happened Tuesday evening as he was fishing with a rented pole near St. Augustine. Deputies asked Alexandria Turner to come to the pier office, but she became belligerent. Investigators say Turner created a scene and upset the “sense of public norm at the pier” when they tried to take her into custody. She was arrested on suspicion of intoxication and resisting arrest.

Commentary by SaFire

The fisherman should have been arrested, too. For being a male. Especially if he’s a white male. Cause all white males are male chauvinist pigs! And dogs.

Plus I know he didn’t have a permit to catch women with his fishing pole. That’s illegal. It’s also sexist. Cause large white women are susceptible to stink bait. They can’t resist it. Neither can catfish.

That man saw this tipsy woman floating in the Atlantic. Swimming around like a dolphin. Just minding her own business. Trying to get away from the inequalities of a male dominated society. Probably releasing a little gas from her blow hole.

He knew she was vulnerable. And he was horny. So he baited his hook with some real stinky stink bait. He probably used dog shit or something. Then casted his line in her vicinity.

She couldn’t resist. The smell enticed her. Excited her. Made her stomach growl.

She took the bait. And he reeled her in. With the plan of taking his trophy home and serving her a side of tube steak.

Men are just pigs!

I can’t wait to graduate college. I’m in my 8th year. When I got here I was super conservative. Because my father was.

Then after a few semesters, I learned that women aren’t valued the same as men. That since we’re biologically different that somehow we are fundamentally different.

But I can bench press 50 pounds, wear my hair in a pink buzz cut and win a pissing contest against any man with a really, really small penis. So how am I not equal to a man?

Now I’m a radical feminist. I’ve even been called a feminazi. That’s how devoted I am to gender equality.

In three years when I graduate with a masters in Liberalism, I’m going to walk around naked in Seattle with a sign that says, “My tits are milk bags. Not sexual objects.”

Or one that says, “I’m fat because I hate men!”

That’s why I’m grotesquely overweight. Cause I don’t want men to use me a sex toy. And because I want nannies to be the paid the exact same as construction workers.

Now the only men that want to have sex with me are African-Americans. And that’s fine. They’ve been oppressed, too. So as a white woman it’s my obligation to let them have sex with me. As reparations for slavery.

Because I’m not racist. And slavery was evil.