thin privilege is being able to enjoy cake on your birthday without getting e-mails making you feel guilty about it.

Just got an e-mail from a gym (lucille roberts) saying the following- “we’d like to wish you a happy birthday from all of us here at lucille roberts! if you’re skipping the cake this year, we’ve got a great red velvet cake protein shake that will be just as sweet on your lips and much more forgiving on your hips!”