Another day, another batch of police reports about the arrests of illegal immigrant criminals, and I notice a few recurring words:

“Dominican … Mass Health documents … fraudulently obtained RMV documents … .”

Stop me if you’ve heard this before.

Let’s go straight to the reports, from all across eastern Massachusetts, over the last few days. The cops are doing a great job, if only the RINO Tall Deval governor and the state’s overpaid, underworked hack judges gave a damn about protecting the public rather than the welfare-collecting illegal immigrants.

Dedham Police Department: “Speaks absolutely no English … outstanding default warrant … damage to his fingertips … already lied about his true identity … a Social Security number that was also assigned to at least one other resident of the Commonwealth … fraudulently obtained RMV document … other pictures and documents (Mass Health documents, Boston Housing Authority documents etc.) …”

Malden Police Department: “I observed his MA DL issue date to be 12/16/16, which would have made him 25 years old when he got his license, which is uncommon … had a wallet which contained a MA Health Card in name … it would be my opinion he received over $1,200.00 in benefits ….”

Boston Police Department: “Has served prison time for narcotics offenses … stated he was born in San Juan, but couldn’t describe the municipal San Juan flag … numerous indicators of identity fraud … spoke with a heavy Dominican accent ….”

Tewksbury Police Department: “The photo was not a match with the person I had … As Sgt. Torres asked the suspect where he was born during the booking he answered Dominican (Republic) and not Puerto Rico as previously mentioned … an outstanding warrant of removal pending with ICE ….”

These busts are happening every day in Massachusetts. The governor, Charlie Baker, whose cheerleading PACs are blanketing the TV airwaves with spots telling us how wonderful he is, does nothing to halt the scandal of his Registry of Motor Vehicles.

And once the illegal immigrant Dominican heroin dealers from Lawrence get their drivers’ licenses, their next stop is Mass Health, to sign up for welfare — the full Tsarnaev, as it’s called. The feds pointed this out two weeks ago when they took 20 or so of these freeloading foreign career criminals off the street.

And Tall Deval’s response was, “Who? Me?”

He’s oh-so-concerned about the “opioid epidemic.” He just doesn’t care nearly as much about rounding up those who even the Boston Police Department says are actually fueling the ongoing catastrophe.

If Tall Deval were truly serious about halting the heroin trade, he’d be demanding that every police department in the commonwealth get the kind of simple training that enables the cops to spot them.

This is not racial profiling, it’s criminal profiling. We’re subsidizing illegal immigrant Dominicans by giving them handouts. Guess what we’re getting more of.

This Dominican in Malden, who’s covered with tattoos, is “unemployed.” His girlfriend showed up after he was arrested and, according to the police officer, “told me that they have a child in common. She provided a Lynn English High School ID card to me.”

Isn’t that special?

“I asked her where he was from and the other female stated the Dominican Republic. The male… said something to her in Spanish and she looked back at me and said, “I mean he is from Puerto Rico.”

Because Puerto Rico is America. Which means you can stay here on welfare forever. She brought the cops what she claimed was her boyfriend’s Puerto Rican birth certificate. It turned out to be, you guessed it, a stolen document.

Let’s go back to Dedham for a moment. The cop is asking the prosecutor to seek high bail “in light of the court’s refusal to honor the federal warrant and detainer ….” Because, you know, you don’t want to have these nice young undocumented drug dealers removed from the country.

“I later learned,” the cop wrote, “that the presiding judge set the bail at $15,000.”

It’s called professional courtesy.

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