I'm impressed. This gift is the gift I hold the standard of my own gift-giving now. Upon first opening this very well-packed box I was hit by the aroma of maple syrup. Turns out this wasn't accidental, as an aromatic soy-based MAPLE SYRUP candle was amongst the goodies. Nice. Dad says it smells like maccas' hot cakes, so now my living room will too! A cool looking card game called Dracula's Feast was next, along with the expansion with Cthulu or some shit. Looks grouse m8. THEN - yep, there's more of this goodness - a bluray of something called STRANGE BREW (1983) about a couple of fellas that do Canadian things. Looks a little similar to the Australian classic THE ADVENTURES OF BARRY MCKENZIE (1972) in its humour. Maple Satan wants to be pen pals so maybe I'll send him/her a copy of it. Also there's a DVD of both "FUBAR" (2002,2010) films, which seems dumb enough for me to enjoy. AND YET STILL, there's additionally a book about dogs in Canada that become human-conscious or something. I'm expecting the Canadian "Trainspotting" or I'll burn it. Oh and there's a coffee crisp in there too. With which I doon't knoo what to do with eh.

Turns out I'm learning a lot aboot Canada!

Thanks a bunch mate, made my day. Also fuck you. You know why.