I came home from lunch today because, reasons and I pulled into the driveway right when the delivery guy was ringing my doorbell. Talk about perfect timing!

I had come home for my lunch break rather than staying at work because I really had to poop (I promise this is sort of relevant). I grabbed the package and ran into the house but I really had to go so I decided to open the present while I was in the washroom (rather than playing stupid effing flappy bird on my phone).

Well. I opened the present and the card enclosed informed me that they had sent me some dinosaur poop. I opened dinosaur poop while I was pooping. Nobody else will find this funny but I thought it was hilarious. I laughed. A lot.

I also got a really rad coffee mug with disappearing dinosaurs on it. It's convenient because not even a week ago I broke my work coffee mug.

Super awesome gift. 10/10.

(Alex, if you see this, dinosaur poop is mega cool! Thanks a million!)