"Oh my God this drink's amazing!

Brain is just like totes a-blazing!

Guys! Less staring, more appraising!

Give this stuff a try!



I won't be some circus flunky -

Gonna be a caffeine junkie!

Gonna be a howler monkey

Screaming at the sky!



What? No, I've not lost the plot!

I'm only on my seventh shot!

Can't hang around! I've proper got

A bunch to do, buh-bye!"