I take everything I ever said about crappy retro action figures back. I’m sorry. You were right, I was wrong.

They’re not for hardcore nerds with too much spare cash lying around, they’re for terribly attractive trendsetters who only like brilliant stuff and like to celebrate that brilliant stuff with ornaments dedicated to their many and varied pursuits that only a small number of people deserve to gaze upon.

Now that awkwardness is out of the way, if anybody wants to buy me this brand new Herbert West from Re-Animator action figure released by Monstarz then that would be totally cool of you and I would treasure it forever.

The Herbert West action figure “will fit perfectly with most 3.75in scaled action figure lines” and has nine points of articulation. Which basically means you can play with your existing GI Joe figures but then when Hawk takes a fatal bullet to the head, you can introduce the maniacal genius Dr West to the action so he can inject some of his luminous green goo into the highly decorated war hero and turn him into a rampaging, flesh hungry zombie. You could also do the same with your recently deceased Han Solo figure if you like. The only thing standing in your way is your own childlike imagination.

Also comes with the decapitated head of Dr Hills…









