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A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. This page may not be done in a while - or ever, until the game that this page is related to has been beaten.

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Work in progress! Currently updated with timelines through Acts 1-5, and gradually adding Act 6.

This page presents the events of Homestuck in order from each character's point of view, time shenanigans and all.

A note on notation: [S] denotes a flash page and [Mem] denotes a flashback or a dream bubble memory.

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Kids Edit

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Be created in the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth (1996/04/13).

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Talk to Kanaya, Vriska, Jade and Terezi, all around 2008/12/01.

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2009/04/13: Explore interests, retrieve mail, engage in sylladex shenanigans.

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Launch Sburb, trigger Cruxtruder countdown, and eventually enter the Medium.

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Be commanded by WV, talk with Rose, track down and defeat an imp.

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Talk to Nannasprite, adjure WV's commands, and battle imps.

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Experiment with Punch Designix.

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See Skaia briefly.

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Defeat ogres, enter dad's room, and experience a mental breakdown.

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Be psychoanalyzed by Rose, alchemize, and enter first gate

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Explore the Land of Wind and Shade under PM's guidance; talk to Jade, Karkat, and Rose.

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Be saved by Grandpa, discover shaving cream is flammable, carve pyxis tablet

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Listen to Terezi.

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Listen to Dave (flashback is to – ).

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Visit LOLAR, take bunny.

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Transportalize from LOLAR to lab in veil and ectobiologize. Reunite with loving wife and daughter, much to Karkat's chagrin.



Send paradox clones to meteors, wake up on battlefield Skaia.

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Sleeping body saved from Reckoning by AR, lands on LOWAS.

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Dream self: recover ring, receive package, reunite with Dad (almost!)

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Get server disc and return home under Vriska's guidance. Get updated on current events by Rose.

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Continue following Vriska's plans, wire Dave a boonbuck, behold Karkat's shipping chart.

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Be Jade's server player, get pranked by Nanna, and ask Rose about prototyping, but Vriska puts you to sleep before you do anything.

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Wake up lost and confused in a sea of fire, get briefed by Rose and Karkat while WV politely commands.

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Find out about Vriska's plans, do the windy thing (with Vriska and WV's encouragement).

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Seek quest bed, rise up as god tier (with help from Vriska and Jack).

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Find Dad's wallet, go joyriding with WV, talk to Jade and Karkat.

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Crash car, have a feelings jam with Vriska, drill for the Tumor.

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Locate Tumor (with 10:25 remaining); send CD, Liv Tyler, and WV (with your only computing device) on a mission to deliver it to Derse.

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Approach grimdarkness, run into Rose, and find Dad murdered by Jack, who subsequently sucker-stabs you.

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Come back to life (explained by Doc in – ), read Vriska's messages on Rose's computer (see , – ), revive Rose, try to contact Vriska but get Karkat instead.

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Fly to LOHAC under Karkat's instruction, experience an awkward first conversation, and prepare to cause scratch.



Cause scratch, fight monsters, be transported onto god tier Jade's ship as she absconds.

At the end of Year 3, you stick your hand into the intangible Sburb logo and take a strange journey through canonspace. You zap in on Dave laughing hysterically to himself. You talk to Dave for the first time in person. You escape Jade. You zap to LOFAF in time to watch Jane kill Karkat and resurrect him. You clear out the crappy artifacts from LOLAR and chat with Rose and Terezi. Weird plot shit happens. You meet Roxy in her cell and tell her about the Life Ring. You return to the Prospitian Battleship to look for the Ring. You get caught up in Caliborn’s Homosuck comic.

Doomed John Edit

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You branch off the Alpha timeline by following Terezi's advice to seek Typheus, and die.

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You go on a dream bubble d8 with Vriska.

Double die from Lord English's beam

Offshoot Doomed John Edit

( - ) Talk to Jade and dave. Never appear again.

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Be created on the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth 1995/12/04. Travel with Mom 1996/04/13

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2000/09/07 Hear Jasper's stunning secret, have corpse party a few weeks later.

( – )[Mem] Analyze Dave's dream.

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2008/12/04 Receive John's present, talk to Kanaya and Jade.

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2009/04/13 Pester everyone, be John's server player until losing Internet connection.

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Explore interests, make way to observatory, reconnect, save John.

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Be John's server player until losing battery power.

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Make way to backup generator, reconnect.

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Be John's server player until losing generator power.

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Make way to lab, find Mutie, reconnect, save John, and escapalize back to house.

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Build up John's house, enter Medium with Dave's help.

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Explore the Land of Light and Rain under WQ's supervision.

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Battle imps and ogre, talk to everyone ( for Kanaya's attached text file), fall asleep in knit pile, absorbing some memories from a doomed self ( ).

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Wake up on Derse and jam with Dave before returning to LOLAR to try and catch John.

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Meet Casey. Alchemize, aggrieve malefactors, and annihilate first gate.

Destroying the gate is only the beginning of your new strategy, as you tell Kanaya ( – ) and John . Your next step is investigating the turtle temple ( – ), which worries Kanaya ,( – ). Other trolls also take an interest. You blow up Eridan's computer ( – ), listen to Aradia's warning ( – ), and set up Nepeta with Jaspersprite ( – ).

Later on, you have a crystal ball, which lets you warn John about his burning planet ( – ) and serves as a nice scene transition device ( – ). You brief John ( – ) and Dave ( – ) on your plan to deliver the Tumor to the Green Sun. Kanaya is not so happy with this plan ( – ).

You travel to LOHAC, where you see John's ascension to god tier , give Jade the code for the crystal ball, and talk with Doc Scratch . He tells you to look into the cue ball ( – ), which tells you to answer Jade ( – ), who tells you about Mom and suggests you ask the cue ball about the Horrorterrors ( – ).

This culminates in you going grimdark ( – ),( – ) and traveling to Skaia to seek revenge . You find John first, though, and your encounter with Jack does not go well for either of you ,( – ), , .

John revives you , , and you wake up on Derse and meet up with Dave , , who is also down to one life. After he detaches Derse's moon for the bombing run, you knock him out and steal the suicide mission for yourself (and Liv Tyler). This is revealed when you pass through his dream bubble ( – ),( – ), but this conversation is cut short by DD ( – ).

You and/or Dave kill DD and together proceed to deploy the Tumor, which turns out to create the Green Sun rather than destroy it. In the process, you ascend to god tier and finally meet up with Aradia and Sollux .

At some point during Year 3, you try and fail to auspistice between Gamzee and Terezi.

At the end of Year 3, you and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. Jade teleports you to LOMAX and you hang out with John. Jade teleports you to LOLAR. Kanaya and Dave try to contact you. You commiserate with Terezi and steal her shades. John appears and chats with you. You contemplate your navel and chat with Kanaya. Dave calls you to LOFAF. You arrive and find Roxy. You rescue Roxy at Dirk’s urging. You witness Gamzee’s beatdown of Terezi and intervene.





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Be created in the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth 1995/12/03. Stick around to meet Bro the next day.

Bro raises you using his ninja skills ( – ). Before the game even starts, a couple trolls pester you: Aradia ( – )[Mem], Terezi , and Gamzee ( – ). You also have weird dreams, which Rose psychoanalyzes ( – )[Mem].

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2008/12/03 Receive John's present, talk to Tavros.



2009/04/12 Send Jade some fresh beats

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2009/04/13 Explore interests, accidentally impale crow carrying Sburb discs.

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Pester John until he suggests you get Bro's copy of the beta.

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Enter living room, engage in sylladex shenanigans, enrobe in puppet pelvis.

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Ascend to top of building to fight Bro.

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Get Bro's beta, help Rose enter the Medium.

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Upgrade Alchemiter with Jade, talk to Kanaya and Tavros, prepare to enter Medium.

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Enter Medium with Bro's help.

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Meet doomed Dave/Davesprite and talk to John. Snoop on Rose.

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Wake up on Derse.

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Wake up again on LOHAC and alchemize.

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Copy Rose's MEOW book, then discover dead Dave who tried to stop DD from stealing it. Start talking to Terezi.

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Enter first gate; descend to Land of Heat and Clockwork.

Some time later, your partnership with Terezi has landed you in hot water, but your future self tells you she's cool ( – ). Other trolls contact you as well. Karkat tells you to step off and presents his shipping chart , , and you interject in a GG c3< PCG/FCG memo . Inside the crocodile temple, you send Gamzee a link to an ICP music video ( – ), listen to Equius's disturbing poetry while you break off Caledfwlch ( – ), and get further instructions from Terezi ( – ). You have one last chat with Davesprite before Vriska puts you to sleep ( – ).

On Derse, you remove your shades and see the horrorterrors in the void , then visit Rose and snoop around her room ( – ),( – ).

Meanwhile, an alligator has stolen your glasses ( – ). Jade wakes you during her teleportation gunfight , and Rose gives you the lowdown on the Horrorterrors and the Green Sun mission ( – ).

Some time later/earlier, you go back in time and change into the Felt Duds (which was previously unaffordable ) as part of your LOHACSE manipulation. After John's ascension , you pester Terezi again, who lays out her coin flip plan (referenced in – ).

After yet more time loops, you change into a baseball shirt and go back in time. You funnel John's boonbuck into your investment scams and make a goddamn killing in the LOHACSE ( – ). At the appropriate time, you wire the money to Terezi and reassure your past self that Terezi is cool ( – ).

Later, you find Bro, who has been killed by Jack. Terezi contacts you from fairly late in her timeline and you end up talking about Vriska and justice while AR commands you ( – ). An earlier Terezi walks you through the coin flip plan, but you can't go through with it ( – ). A distraught Jade messages you afterwards, and you two talk .

You end up on LOFAF and talk with Jade before heading home to take over as Jade's server player ,( – ),( – ),( – ). You help out with frog breeding (referenced by Karkat in ) until you die in a fight with Jack (top banner – ). Jade revives you .

Waking up on Derse, you meet up with Rose . Jadesprite teleports you Davesprite's repaired Caledfwlch, which you break and use to detach the moon for what you thought to be your suicide mission. However, Rose knocks you out and steals it, which you discover only when she passes through your dream bubble ( – ),( – ). DD stabs your Dream-dream self; you wake up and give chase ( – ).

You and/or Rose kill DD and together proceed to deploy the Tumor, which turns out to create the Green Sun rather than destroy it. In the process, you ascend to god tier and finally meet up with Aradia and Sollux .

At the end of Year 3, you and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. Jade teleports you to LOMAX and you hang out with John. Jade teleports you to LOHAC. You contact Kanaya and Karkat. You try to contact Rose. You reminisce and talk to yourself. John zaps in and catches you laughing hysterically. You talk to John for the first time in person. Jade shows up and instructs you to upgrade your sword. Jade trains you and you squabble with her. Jade tries to kill the Mayor but you save him. Dirk tries to contact you. Karkat calls you for assistance. You bid goodbye to the Mayor and call Rose for assistance. You witness Jake’s hopesplosion and find Jade’s corpse. You note Jane’s hotness. Bec Noir and PM steal Jade’s corpse from you, and you give chase.

You branch off the alpha timeline when John takes Terezi's advice to seek out his denizen ( – ). With John dead and Jade unable to enter (presumed dead), you and doomed Rose spend a couple months gathering information and leveling up before you go back in time to warn John ( – ).

You do this, then prototype yourself, becoming Davesprite ( – ). You tell Terezi to lay off John , chill with Dave ( – ), and talk with John, who is looking for the "real Dave" . You give him the code for Haphaestus's hammer , which you'd acquired via captcharoid (see , ). Finally, you talk with Rose and Dave about the significance of her MEOW journal.

Some time passes, and Dave summons you from the pendant when he's about to sleep in the crocodile temple ( – ). After a round of Defense of the Dave, you make your way to LOWAS where you join Bro in fighting Jack ( – ),( – ) until he gains Bec's form and defeats the both of you.

After spending some time in the pendant , , you visit Haphaestus and Choose to repair the Royal Deringer, then go to Skaia and chill with Jadesprite ( – ),( – ),( – ). As meteors land around you, she sends the sword to alpha Dave (who is just going to break it again). Finally, Jadesprite ascends to god tier, saves you both from a meteor, and shrinks all of Skaia (including you) to bring along with her.

At the end of Year 3, you meet and bond with Arquisprite. You witness Jake’s hopesplosion.

Coinflip Dave Edit

You branch off the alpha timeline by choosing bad heads to mean Terezi shows you how to reach god tier now , so you go back in time and sleep on your quest bed ( – ), . When you wake up, Jack kills you ( – ), .

Later on, Aradia and Tavros visit your dream bubble ( – ).

DD-Dispatched Doomed Dave (Deceased) Edit

You branch off the alpha timeline by deciding to try and stop DD from taking the MEOW book . This was a bad idea ( – ),( – ).

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Be created in the Ectobiology Lab and sent to Earth 1995/12/01. Travel with Grandpa two days later.

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Find genesis frog while sleepwalking. Grandpa makes you a robot.

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????/12/01 Receive John's present (sendificated by PM ),

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Accidentally kill Grandpa while dual-wielding flintlock pistols.

2008?/04/13: Message John for the first time.

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2008/12/01 Talk to John, Karkat, and Feferi

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2009/04/13 Explore interests, talk to friends.

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Make way out of house, feed Bec, retrieve John's present (delivered by airmail), fall asleep.

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Explore Prospit, see visions of the past and future. Wake up and talk to John.

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Deliver John's present (to be appearified by WV ),

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Enter frog ruins, retrieve Dave's Sburb beta,

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Be Dave's server player.

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Beat up CD for WQ's ring, build up Dave's house, and wait for John to wake up on Prospit.

When your dream self dies, your robot explodes and you wake up falling. Bec catches you and you fall asleep again ( – ), visiting Feferi in a dream bubble . She follows up when you awake ( – ). You witness the civil flamewar that is the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory ( – ).

Then you notice John has connected as your server player ( – ), and catch up with him while preparing to enter ( – ),( – ),( – ). When you finally do enter, it is eventful .

Once again, you fall from your tower and end up sleeping outside , visiting Feferi in a dream bubble ( – ). You wake up ( – ), notice John's ascension , strife over all the lands ( – ), and encounter Becsprite and PM ( – ).

You return home ( – ) and talk to Dave, who takes over as your server player ( – ). Tavros also contacts you, revealing the details of Grandpa's death and his feelings for you ( – ). You alchemize ,( – ) and Eridan sends you Ahab's crosshairs ( – ).

You check on your friends with your crystal ball glasses ( – ), talk to Dave , and decide to self-prototaxidermitype ( – ), which turns out poorer than expected ( – ),( – ). Karkat intervenes, suggesting Jadesprite isn't as bad as you make out with her make her out to be ( – ), and instructing you to shut off and captchalogue the 4th wall ( – ).

While Dave builds up your house, you catch up with god tier John ( – ), learn of frog breeding from Kanaya ( – ), push Rose into grimdarkness ( – ), and try to contact John ( – ).

You get used to the dream bubbles ( – ) and begin planning and breeding with help from Dave, Karkat, and Kanaya (referenced in ). The password system is rigidly enforced ,(referenced in ).

While collecting frogs with Dave, Jack shows up and kills Dave (top banner – ), so you revive him . Jack continues following you as you breed the Genesis frog and post in future Kanaya's memo ( – ),( – ). Karkat contacts you one last time before CD sets you up the bomb, killing you and sending the frog into the forge ( – ).

Jack brings you to our quest bed. Upon ascensions, you merge into Jadesprite and gain space powers, which you use to shrink the planets and abscond through the fourth wall with John by your side .

At the end of Year 3, you teleport the Meteor crew to LOMAX and then disperse them amongst the various planets. You chase John a bunch. You order Kanaya and Karkat to get your genesis tadpole from Echidna. You order Jane to kill Karkat as a demonstration. You follow John to Dave’s room and instruct Dave to upgrade his sword. You train Dave and squabble with him. You try to kill the Mayor. Jane summons you to Derse where you view the relocated Battleship. You try to banish a hopesploding Jake but settle for swapping Derse with LOFAF. You fight Jake but get KO’d. Aranea kills you via a falling building and the god tier clock rules your death to be just, slightly tipped by Aranea's luck. PM and Bec Noir steal your corpse.

After your death , John takes your ring and Grandpa retrieves you to honor a family tradition ( – ). You spend years stored in a lab ( – ), and your return via sprite prototyping is disorienting and distressing, though it does grant you Bec-like powers ( – ),( – ),( – ).

You abscond while Jade talks to Karkat, and eventually Davesprite joins you on Skaia ( – ),( – ). You teleport his sword to Dave on Derse ( – ), .

When Jade ascends to god tier, you and her become one and she takes over.

Exiles Edit

You rise up against the monarchy, but Jack intervenes and kills everyone. Everyone except you ( – ),( – ),( – ). You find WQ's ring in water and hide it as a thief's apprentice approaches ( – ). After John ascends to god tier , you follow him around for a while ,( – ),( – ),( – ), .

Eventually you meet up with CD and Liv Tyler and John sends you on a mission to deliver the tumor to Derse – . Shenanigans ensue ( – ), ,( – ) and you end up on a meteor to Earth ( – ), where you become the Wayward Vagabond .

Time passes. You find your way to the command station in Rose's ruins ,

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COMMAND JOHN.

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Politely ask John for a can opener.

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Explore command station, establish Can Town, play with appearifier, fly to the Frog Temple.

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Appearify John's present to Jade and deliver it to PM. Trespass in AR's crime scene.

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Introduce PM to John, stargaze with new friends.

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Establish Exile Town, meet WQ.

You retrieve the ring from your trusty knife ( – ), which reminds you who John is ( – ). You return to command him ( – ), but end up locking yourself in ( – ). On screen, John does the windy thing ( – ) and dies on his quest bed .

Unfortunately, you are trapped in the station until you can retrieve a power source ( – ), so you build a fort ( – ) and dream about Jack and Vriska ( – ). Meanwhile, WQ possibly offers some foreshadowing as to your future .

When Jack arrives via time capsule, he teleports into your command station and tears out the uranium you'd swallowed. PM drags you out of the command station, finds your ring, and brings you to the trolls' endgame platform .



Catch a glimpse of Jade? This doesn't really look like PM.

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Be the Post Mistress. Send John the server disc from Dad's dropped car. Follow AR to retrieve Jade's present to John.

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Receive assassination mission from Jack and execute it peacefully. Lose ring to CD and scepter to HB.

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Kill HB. Trade white crowns to Jack for John's package. Deliver the mail.

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Arrive on Earth, become the Peregrine Mendicant.

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Find the ruins of John's house, miraculously survive console explosion, and fly to the Frog Temple.

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Deliver John's present to Jade after AR opens doors in the command center. Make new friends.

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Command John in the proper use of the mail system.

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Meet WQ, become Prospitian Monarch.

After rebuilding the dog command center ( – ), WQ talks with you about being the queen ( – ),( – ). As AR finishes setting up, you notice Jack's red miles in the sky ( – ).

Watch as Jack kills AR, try to hit him with your sword, put on WV's ring, and take him (badly injured by Jack) and Serenity with you into the A2 (post-scratch trolls') universe

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Be the Authority Regulator. Uphold public safety and meet PM.

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Ripthrash some uncannybrutal biznasty on Bro's rocket board. Find Frog Temple and witness DD creating Bec.

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Visit Ectobiology Lab, save a sleeping John from the Reckoning.



Arrive on Earth, become the Aimless Renegade.

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Befriend some unwelcome rogues.

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Impress new friends with Jade's stuff.

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Prepare Exile Town's milita, meet WQ.

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Rig the bases with explosives, command Dave, detonate all but the Cork Base, get beheaded by Jack.

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Abdicate as White Queen.

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Flee Prospit before Jack destroys it, arrive on Earth, become the Windswept Questant, and repair the command station at Dave's ruins.

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Command Rose.

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Meet the rest of the exiles, coronate PM.

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Repair the Bec's Head Base, get appointed as PM's advisor, foreshadow WV's destiny, meet WK, get killed by Jack.

Agents Edit

We first encounter you as you're dealing with the troublesome human with the pipe ( – ),( – ),( – ).

When we see you next, PM is trying to retrieve her package. You give her a hit list instead ( – ) and use the package contents to kill the black queen .

Wearing her ring, you proceed to kill the king , massacre WV's army, begin the Reckoning, and crash Prospit's moon into Skaia [S]. You honor your deal with PM ( – ), but Liv Tyler changes alliegances and stops you from killing John ( – ), .

You battle Bro on the Beat Mesa and then again on LOWAS ( – ), now joined by Lil Cal and Davesprite ( – ),( – ),( – ). When Jade enters, you gain Bec-like powers and proceed to kill Bro ( – ), John ( – ), a doomed Dave ( – ), Mom, and Dad ( – ),( – ).

You weren't able to kill Jade, though, and you talk to DD about this problem ( – ). You wait at the castle , giving you the chance to kill John (again) and Rose ( – ).

At this point, you get contacted by CD ( – ) and due to his incompetence you teleport out to destroy WV's battleship ( – ).

Some time later, you fight Dave and Jade, killing Dave (top banner – ), then follow Jade around ,( – ), and see the Earth exiles on a screen ( – ).

Shortly afterwards, CD arrives with a bomb, killing Jade ( – ), which upsets you. You kill CD, take his wallet, carry Jade to her quest bed, and escape to Earth in the time capsule, appearing shortly after WK. You kill WK, WQ, and AR, gravely wound WV in the process of taking his uranium, and transportalize to the trolls' session .

You appear at their endgame platform and destroy the door , , facing an army of doomed Aradiabots ( – ) while the other trolls escape. You destroy the trolls' planets, Prospit , and Derse , along with the trolls' dream selves, but you unwittingly send Aradia to godtier, and she escapes you ( – ).

Eventually you make your way to Bilious Slick (the Kids' universe) ( – ) and unleash your red miles attack .

You chase the meteor on which the surviving trolls are living for the next three years, being chased yourself by PM, until you reach the incipisphere of the post-scratch kids session .

Alternate Vriska timeline Edit

Vriska comes to fight you ( – ), but first you trace her pixie trail back to kill Terezi and Karkat and bring their bodies back as trophies ( – ). We don't see how your fight ends ( – ).

Your early life is uneventful: you pass by PM and at some point talk to CD . Your first major mission is stealing Rose's MEOW journals ( – ),( – ),( – ), in order to create Bec ( – ), .

Afterwards you do some delegating ( – ) and embark on a failed assassination ( – ), .

Not much screen time for you. You get pummeled by Dad , and lose a fight with PM ,( – ).

Early life: PM doesn't notice you ( – ), Jade clobbers you ( – ), , Vriska manipulates you ( – ), and Jack just makes you carry some stuff around , .

Later, DD sends you to kill Jade ( – ). You meet some new friends ( – ) but don't make any progress on your missions ( – ),( – ),( – ). When you finally succeed in killing Jade ( – ), Jack is not pleased and kills you .

Trolls Edit

When you were still alive, you were an avid archeologist – [Mem] and played Flarp with friends – . Although Terezi warns you against it, you summon ghosts to make Vriska pay – , and she retaliates – . In your ruined hive, you scrawl genetic code .

As the game is about to begin, you desecrate the frog temple – , – and retrieve your computer – . Kanaya meddles .

You decide to check on Sollux , , , , – when Vriska tells you she has a present . You put Sollux to sleep – before returning to your Hive and starting up Sgrub – .

As Equius's server player, you zap him into the game . Shortly thereafter, you enter and become Aradiasprite – . Vriska is unhappy , Equius lets you know the deal – , you become Aradiabot, and promptly flip out – .

You fight alongside Equius in LOQAM for a while , interject briefly in Ariadiamemo , and start time-traveling (referenced in ).

You beat up Vriska , talk back to DD – , and skip to the boss battle – . When Jack shows up , you (or another Aradiabot) throw everyone into the portal to the lab , where you open Aradiamemo and narrate – , – .

After Karkat wakes up, you leak the trolling idea to him , but post in Terezi's memo saying you won't be participating . But then you do, venting to Rose about her rampant indiscretions – .

After Jack arrives on Derse, Aradiabot explodes – as you wake up on your quest bed within Derse. Using your time powers, you pause Jack and teleport through him – to the Green Sun.

You visit coinflip Dave's dream bubble – and point out you're very much alive. You also come across a doomed Aradia's dream bubble – , and this simple visit becomes a massive dream bubble exposition party – . And after Sollux dies, he comes out of the dream bubbles to visit you beside the Green Sun – .

You join the other surviving trolls on the meteor and travel for the next three years to reach the post-scratch kids' incipisphere.

Doomed Aradia Edit

You come from a timeline where Gamzee kills Karkat and Terezi and scrawls part of Doc Scratch's genetic code – . You return to the alpha timeline to prevent this from happening and help defeat the King. When Jack shows up, he throws Lil' Cal at you and you travel via meteor back to Alternia – , being destroyed in the process . After death, you join the dream bubble exposition party – .

After being paralyzed in an extreme role-playing incident – , you scrawl part of Doc Scratch's genetic code on your walls – [Mem]. Later, Vriska uses you to make Terezi pay .

We first see you exploring your interests in your hive – . Vriska taunts you – and Gamzee recruits you . You then have one of the worst rap-offs in the history of paradox space – .

Later, you still haven't found a server player. Nepeta apologizes and you accidentally kill your lusus – .

Vriska becomes your server player just in time to save you, but her attitudes towards you are a mix of antagonism – , helpfulness – , boredom – , and something else entirely – . This leaves you quite confused. Others offer their advice, both solicited and not – .

Eventually you and Vriska plunder LOMAT together – until Aradiabot mortally combats Vriska , leaving you to deal with the aftermath – . You run away – , and Vriska never really forgives you for it.

At the end of the campaign – , Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab , .

In the lab, Equius and Kanaya outfit you with robo-legs – , – , . Though warned about stairs, your fate is sealed .

Your early attempt to troll Dave fails epically , so you seek Rose's help and are marginally more successful the second time around – .

Your interactions with Jade are a little more complex – and she rejects your advances – .

Vriska taunts you about this and also reveals her plans engineering the rise of Jack Noir – . You resolve to stop her, but the stairs keep happening and it turns out you're no match for her anyways , – .

Terezi performs some forensics and attempts to revive you, to no avail – . Later we see that Gamzee's taken your body , ,

After death, you visit doomed Dave's dream bubble and drop by the massive dream bubble exposition party – .

You were pretty good friends with Aradia [Mem], then Vriska manipulated you into killing her , – .

That was a while ago, though. Now you are telling Karkat about the game . We watch you explore your interests – , then recruit Terezi . However, after talking to Aradia , you decide to abort, which doesn't go over well , – . You talk to Aradia again, and she puts you to sleep – .

When you wake up, we see what the mind honey does to you – . You post in Karkat's future memo just as the vast glub happens and you hurry to get Feferi in the game . Karkat eventually gets you in – , and Feferi revives you – . You wake up on Derse, blow up CD's console – , and return to LOBAF – , where you fight imps with Feferi until Eridan comes to duel you .

At the end of the campaign – , Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab , .

In the lab, Aradiabot briefly borrows your glasses for a scene transition – .

A few minutes after Prospit's destruction, Terezi asks you to trace Dave's wire transfer – , – .

You're not too interested in trolling the humans, though, as you tell Karkat and Terezi . Kanaya does make you set up her Trollian viewport though – , – .

Just before exploding, Aradiabot says goodbye to you – .

Later, you're chilling with Feferi in the horn pile when Eridan busts in and KOs you – , . Karkat drags your body off – .

While knocked out, you attend the massive dream bubble exposition party – . Upon waking up , you talk to Terezi about being blind – .

Eventually Kanaya finds you and the two of you join the last living trolls on the roof – , , , .

In Cascade, you see the green sun and propel the lab towards it.

At some point along the way, you die of exhaustion and your dream bubble self reunites with Aradia – .

During the Team Charge debacle, Tavros messages you about getting paralyzed by Vriska, but you blow him off.

Sollux sends you the cursed ~ATH virus.

On your wriggling day, you walk around your hive and explore your interests, and sit down at your computer to get some work done – but are messaged by Gamzee, who talks about the game. You once again try to get some programming done, – but are interrupted by Sollux, who gives you the lowdown on Sgrub. You usurp Terezi as red team leader.

By the time you've begun the game with Terezi, Sollux tries to cancel the Sgrub plans. You stupidly run the cursed ~ATH virus, which destroys your computer, blows a hole in your house , and kills your lusus. You prototype your kernelsprite with your dead lusus.

Sometime later, you enter the Medium , craft a new sickle , and chew out Terezi for uprooting your toilet . Vriska plays some mind games with you . You ask Nepeta to be Tavros's server , but she still has to ask Equius for permission.

On LOPAH, you meet Jack Noir . He stabs you, and you both bond over your shared blood color. You recruit Vriska as Tavros's server .

About 6 hours before the Vast Glub, you write your 1st memo .

3 hours before the Vast Glub, you write your 2nd memo and wind up giving Tavros romantic advice .

You travel to Gamzee's planet. The Vast Glub occurs. You bring Sollux into the Medium , but he's dead on arrival. Feferi revives him.

Terezi tells you about her new mission to destroy the Black Queen's ring and double-cross Jack. She also reveals that she knows your blood color .

At some point, you visit the Ectobiology Lab and create paradox clones of you, your friends, and your ancestors.

Towards the end of the game, you stop Kanaya from seeking the final frog, unwittingly causing Bilious Slick to be born with cancer.

You and the others defeat the Black King. You're about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil.

You write what you think is your final memo and confess to a Past Kanaya that you might be your own kismesis .

You witness Present Kanaya chainsawing off Tavros's legs and pass out for an hour. You wake up on Prospit and your dream self is immediately killed by Bec Noir. You recognize Bec Noir as a Jack and fear that he's your Jack. You spend the rest of the hour with the Horrorterrors.

At 5:12, you wake up and talk to everyone . You learn of Prospit's destruction and order all Prospit dreamers to stay awake indefinitely. The others tell you they've contacted the humans, but you remain uninterested until discovering that Vriska's meddling with them.

You view a summary of John's life and develop a blackrom crush on him. You contact him for the first time, embarrass yourself thoroughly, and decide to troll him backwards to save face.

Nepeta tips you off about Terezi's future memo that she'll write during your speech, and you troll it repeatedly. You then make your speech, explaining your plan to troll the humans. Partway through, you walk up to Terezi and start mashing on her keyboard.

You recruit Kanaya to be Rose's patron troll.

You have your 2nd conversation with John. You troll Jade. John contacts you, resulting in your 3rd conversation. During your 4th conversation, he persuades you to talk linearly for a change.

Your 7th conversation with John resumes the backwards trolling. During your 8th conversation, John tells you about Terezi giving him a map. You ask Terezi about it, but she just laughs and punches you "from John." John tells you that future you will want to talk to Jade.

Your 9th conversation is the first for John since he changed his chumhandle. You ask John to get Jade to talk to you. After this, you presumably troll John a few times before his 13th birthday.

In the Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory , you chew out John and Dave for flirting with the troll girls. Jade asks you what to do now that her robot exploded, but you have no idea what she's talking about. You reopen the FRAF and get in a fight with your future self.

You contact pre-Sburb Jade and beg her to contact you when her robot explodes. On LOFAF, Jade institutes the password system, causing you great irritation. Dave gets himself killed, and you talk Jade through corpse-smooching him. You talk to Jade and a future Kanaya about frogs , ; both girls hint that something big is looming on your timeline.

Derse is destroyed and Aradia explodes. Kanaya asks you about the Green Sun . You talk to Jade about Jadesprite and apologize for being a jerk. You return to the FRAF and argue with your past self , attempting to white-knight for Jade.

At 3:14, you and Terezi witness Coinflip Dave's death. Terezi runs out of the room in tears. You talk to Kanaya about your relationship issues and the Matriorb.

Eridan KO's Sollux and kills Feferi, Kanaya, and the Matriorb while you watch in horror. Doc Scratch sends you a cryptic message. Gamzee messages you that he's gone crazy. You set up a memo to warn everyone about Gamzee. You unsuccessfully attempt to revive Kanaya with a corpse-smooch. You apologize to John and bid him goodbye. You drag an unconscious Sollux out of the lab and fall down the stairs, knocking Sollux's teeth out.

Terezi messages you that she's found Tavros's body. You try to warn her that Vriska isn't the main danger, but Gamzee responds using Terezi's handle. You recruit Equius to help subdue Gamzee and/or Eridan.

Sollux wakes up and talks to Terezi while you freak out a bit. You hear a honk and run off in terror, getting separated from Sollux. You find Gamzee's "sloppy makeouts" note. You try to contact Jade, who won't respond, and wonder if you're in a doomed timeline. You confess to giving the human universe cancer. At about 1:00, Kanaya joins the memo to inform you that she and Sollux are fine.

You ascend to the roof and find Terezi, who has just killed Vriska. The two of you embrace. Kanaya, Sollux, and Gamzee arrive and a fight seems imminent, but you calm everyone down and become moirails with Gamzee.

You read Vriska's final message to John and intercept John's reply , opting not to tell him about Vriska's death.

You contact Jade for the last time before the Scratch and watch her go dark on your screen . You and the others witness the Green Sun appear on the horizon . Sollux flies the meteor to it, dying in the process.

You are joined by Rose, Dave, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost . You get hit in the face with John's bucket , read his note , and experience a mental breakdown . You and the others depart on your three-year journey to the new session.

During Year 1, you visit numerous dream bubbles and meet ghosts of your dead friends and doomed versions of yourself, some of whom even made it to god tier.

At the end of Year 1, you get in an argument with yourself and then approach Dave with your idea about sharing Terezi . Dave is freaked out by the idea and the two of you get into a scuffle.

A little later, you and Dave witness John saving Roxy from Meenah in a bubble .

During Year 2, you and the Meteor Crew (minus Gamzee) meet Aranea and Meenah, getting in a fight with the latter .

At the end of Year 2, Meenah recruits you into her ghost army and agrees to make you her head threshecutioner . You get your ear talked off by Kankri , try to reassure Terezi about her insecurities , and have an embarrassing chat with Dave .

Sometime during Year 3, you figure out that Terezi and Gamzee are hate-dating. Your moirallegiance with Gamzee falls apart, but you become friends with Dave .

At the end of Year 3, you find out that Terezi had her sight restored . You and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. Jade teleports you to LOMAX and you hang out with John. Jade teleports you to LOFAF. You contact Dave. Jade orders you and Kanaya to get her genesis tadpole from Echidna. Jane forks you to death and resurrects you. You try to talk down Kanaya. You snack on some hummingbirds and chat with Meenah. You witness Jake’s hopesplosion and call Dave for assistance. You see Dave chasing the dogs. You witness Terezi’s death dive and prepare to fight Gamzee.

Your story begins with recruitment attempts: first Terezi , and later , – Karkat – . But Equius says no – , so you apologize to Tavros .

After your lusus died , you start playing as Aradia's server player – and have to update your shipping wall – .

During the campaign, we only see you adventuring on LOLCAT with Equius – , .

At the end of the campaign – , Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab , .

When Karkat wakes up following Prospit's destruction, he talks to you about the humans . Afterwards, you tell him about Terezi's memo, which earns you demerits .

At some point Rose sets you up with Jaspersprite – , .

While you're catnapping, Jack stabs your dream self and you wake up as Aradiabot explodes , – . You post in Terezi's earlier memo .

Even with all this going on, you find some time to RP with Terezi (future Terezi in ) and lend her your drawing tablet.

Finally, you go off and have a feelings jam with Equius. He tells you to hide as he seeks the highblood , . However, you see their fight and pounce – , . We never see a Dead tag, but we later see that Gamzee's taken your body [S].

As a child, you are visited by Doc Scratch, who helps you awaken on Prospit.

Later on, Aradia sends you the remains of Lil Cal. You repair him and dress him in a new Felt suit. At some point you become moirails with Vriska. You also discover Rose's game walkthrough.

You pester Aradia and chat with Feferi. You discover that your lusus has died, so you retrieve the Matriorb from her body. You ask Vriska if her lusus is dead as well and indulge Eridan's emotional theatrics.

After bringing Vriska into the Medium, you discourage her from bullying Tavros. Later, you witness Vriska kissing Tavros while wearing the fairy dress you made for her.

You enter the Medium and chat with a depressed Future Karkat.

Towards the end of the game, you search for the final frog, but Karkat stops you before you find it.

You and the others defeat the Black King. You're just about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil.

At 6:12, you chainsaw off Tavros's legs. Terezi discovers the human kids, and you take an interest in Rose. At 5:12, Karkat wakes up and talks to you ; you hint that the human kids are important and suggest that he make a speech.

After the speech, Karkat recruits you to be Rose's patron troll. You contact Rose for the first time, but unwittingly get John instead. You get Sollux to open the viewport and witness Rose getting a bucket dropped on her head. You view Rose's past and try to name her "Flighty Broad." You troll pre-Sburb John for (you think) the first time. You troll Rose again, getting the real one this time. You troll Rose later in her timeline, but she's busy. You ask Dave for advice and send Rose a creatively edited transcript of your first chat with her. You witness Rose blowing up her 1st Gate, and she grills you for lots of information.

In your 16th conversation with her, Rose asks you about the Green Sun, and you reveal that her timeline goes dark on the viewport long before the other kids' do.

Aradia explodes. You ask Karkat about the Green Sun . You make Eridan a wand. Around this time, you find the Auxiliatrix Key in a chest.

Jade sets up the password system, so you contact her earlier in her timeline and instruct her on frog-breeding. You warn her that Rose is in cahoots with Doc Scratch.

You try to leave the Lab with the Matriorb but are knocked out of the way by Eridan entering. Eridan KO's Sollux, kills Feferi, and destroys the Matriorb. You attack but he kills you. Karkat tries corpse-smooching you, without success.

In a dream bubble, you chat with god tier Aradia, a doomed Aradiabot, newly-blinded Sollux, and Jade. You wake up as a rainbow-drinker and drink Feferi's blood. You knock out Terezi and drink her blood. You come across the trio of murderers and crotch-kick Gamzee, punch Vriska, and kill Eridan. Using Equius's shades, you watch Rose go dark on the viewport. You give Jade some more advice on frog-breeding.

You meet Sollux, drink his blood, and message Past Karkat that you're both okay. You change out of your bloody clothes. You and Sollux meet the others on the roof. Karkat stops everyone from fighting.

You and the others witness the Green Sun appear on the horizon. Sollux flies the meteor to it, dying in the process. You are joined by Rose, Dave, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost . You leave to go clown-hunting, but are distracted by the arrival of John's bucket. You all depart on your three-year journey to the new session.

During Year 2, you and the others meet Aranea and Meenah, getting in a fight with the latter.

At the end of Year 2, you meet Porrim, who reignites your desire to repopulate your species . You allow Meenah to visit the Lab and watch her carefully. You go on a date with an inebriated Rose, and kissing ensues.

At the end of Year 3, you scold Rose about her alcoholism. You and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. Jade teleports you to LOMAX and you hang out with John. Jade teleports you to LOFAF. You contact Rose and Dave. Jade orders you and Kanaya to get her genesis tadpole from Echidna. You watch Jane kill and resurrect Karkat. You yell at Jane. She sells you some troll blood. You tell Rose about your frog mission. You witness Jake’s hopesplosion. You witness Terezi’s death dive and prepare to fight Gamzee.

As a young troll, you become FLARPing buddies with Vriska, Tavros, and Aradia. Your partnership with Vriska breaks up when she paralyzes Tavros for her own amusement. You warn Aradia to seek revenge with caution , but she ignores your advice and ends up getting killed by Vriska. You get revenge on Vriska by telling Doc Scratch about his missing cue ball. , Vriska retaliates by tricking you into looking at the Alternian sun, blinding you. However you wake up on Prospit just before losing your sight. After waking up blind on Alternia, you write the H34DS portion of Doc Scratch's genetic code.

Your lusus begins contacting you in your dreams and teaches you how to smell and taste colors.

Sollux starts developing Sgrub. He invites you to lead a team, and you pick red . You try recruiting some team members, but Nepeta has to ask permission first and Gamzee is busy. Karkat usurps you as red team leader , but Sollux tries to cancel the game plans.

You bring Karkat into the Medium, expand his hive upwards, doodle all over it , and uproot his toilet. You witness your lusus hatch and immediately get killed by a meteor. You use her body to prototype your sprite and enter the Medium. Vriska tells you that she's giving Aradia a present. You spare a moment to diss Karkat's first memo.

Snowman contacts you and instructs you to exile Jack Noir, steal the Black Queen's ring, and destroy it. You tell Karkat about this new plan and that you know his blood color.

Vriska passes out after getting beaten up by Aradia, and you take the opportunity to slap her as soon as she awakens on Prospit.

You and the others defeat the Black King. You're just about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil.

At 6:12, you witness the destruction of Prospit. You relay the news to your chatroom . People a few hours in the future tell you that Derse was/will be also destroyed. You receive 413 boonbonds from an unknown source. You get Sollux to trace the transfer and discover Dave . You view Dave's childhood }. You contact Dave for the first time during the winter before Sburb.

At 5:12, Karkat wakes up . You tell him about the humans, their possible influence on your timeline, and Prospit's destruction. Eridan tries to get you to foster a blackrom between him and Sollux.

Karkat gives a speech about his plan to troll the humans, during which you host a memo discussing how crappy his plan is . Several Karkats from a few minutes in the past arrive to crash your memo before Present Karkat walks over and crashes it in person.

At some point, you troll pre-Sburb John , inspiring his new chumhandle. You contact Rose and tell her about the Exiles.

In order to test the timeline's immutability, you talk John into visiting his Denizen way too early , , . Davesprite informs you that you got John killed in an offshoot timeline . You send John a map to his 2nd Gate as an apology .

You troll Alpha Dave for the 2nd time . You direct him to his 1st gate and gloat over his onion tears . You instruct him to start making money.

You witness Derse's destruction. Nepeta lends you her drawing tablet. You tell Dave to summon Davesprite for protection. After John ascends, Dave pesters you to tell him how to reach the god tiers, so you perform the fateful coin flip.

You tell Dave to wire you the 413 boonbonds. Dave finds Coinflip Dave on his Quest Bed and asks you for an explanation.

At 3:14, you witness the death of Coinflip Dave and run out of the lab in tears. At 2:41, Tavros's body crash-lands behind you. You begin an investigation into his murder, message Karkat about your discovery, and attempt to revive Tavros with a corpse-smooch. You set aside your glasses and Gamzee steals them. You enter the lab and find Feferi's body and Kanaya's blood everywhere. You message Karkat about these discoveries as well. Sollux talks to you about his blindness. Mid-chat, Kanaya knocks you out and drinks your blood. While unconscious, you briefly join the dream bubble reunion.

You find Nepeta's body. You chat with Dave about his Bro's death and your problems with Vriska. You find Gamzee's note summoning you to the roof. You fall through a trapdoor into the music room. While there, you accidentally scratch Homestuck Disc 2.

You ascend to the roof and face off against Vriska, who reveals that she's only responsible for killing Tavros. You kill Vriska to prevent your and Karkat's deaths. Karkat arrives on the roof and the two of you embrace. The other surviving trolls arrive, you start developing blackrom feelings for Gamzee, but Karkat calms you and everyone else down.

You and the others witness the Green Sun appear on the horizon. Sollux flies the meteor to it, dying in the process. You are joined by Rose, Dave, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost, and you all depart on your three-year journey to the new session.

During Year 1, you hang out with Dave and the Mayor a lot.

At the end of Year 1, you meet Aranea in a bubble. She offers to restore your sight, but you refuse. The rest of the Meteor crew joins you, and you meet Meenah and the dream splinter of Dirk.

At some point during Year 2, you start dating both Dave (red) and Gamzee (black).

At the end of Year 2, you meet your dancestor in a bubble and develop feelings of inferiority towards her. Karkat tries to reassure you , and later you guard him while he sleeps . Meenah tells you that she and Karkat might be going on a date soon . Around this time, you let Aranea restore your sight but instantly regret it.

At some point during Year 3, Dave breaks up with you because he's uncomfortable with you hate-dating Gamzee. You become hooked on Faygo.

At the end of Year 3, you spill the beans to Karkat and Dave about your personal problems, your dissatisfying romance with Gamzee, and your restored vision.

You and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. Jade teleports you to LOMAX. You jokingly threaten John. Jade teleports you to LOLAR. You commiserate with Rose, and she steals your shades. John appears and chats with you. You hear Gamzee in the distance. You alchemize a blindfold for yourself and go clown hunting. You dropkick Gamzee and stab him a lot, but stop when he begs you to. Gamzee flips out and beats the crap out of you. You nearly fall into the lava but Gamzee catches you.

As a child, you see a shooting star land nearby which turns out to be a chest containing the journal of your ancestor. Soon afterward, you turn to FLARPing as a means of feeding your lusus.

As a young troll, you become FLARPing buddies with Eridan, Terezi, Tavros, and Aradia. You become kismeses with Eridan and moirails with Kanaya. You become in cahoots with Doc Scratch.

During one FLARPing session, you paralyze Tavros while Doc Scratch distracts your teammates. Aradia gets revenge by sending the ghosts of your victims to haunt you. You retaliate by mind-controlling Sollux into killing her. , Terezi gets revenge by telling Doc Scratch about your cue ball; he explodes it in your face, destroying your left eye and arm. You retaliate by tricking Terezi into blinding herself. Then you write the BR8K portion of Doc Scratch's genetic code, using your own blood.

You allow your blackrom with Eridan to fizzle out due to lack of interest. Sollux kicks off Sgrub. You get Equius to make a soulbot for Aradia. You bother Tavros and conspire with Aradia to overthrow Sollux as blue team leader, while also conspiring with Equius to overthrow Aradia. You play mindgames with Karkat, have your final chat with Doc Scratch, endure meddling from Kanaya, and pester Terezi.

Equius accidentally causes the death of his and your lusii. You euthanize your lusus via guillotine. Aradia saves you from being crushed by Equius's house and you chew her out for a number of different things. She kicks you off the blue team, so you accept Karkat's offer to join the red team.

You bring Tavros into the Medium and proceed to make his life miserable. Kanaya tells you to knock it off, and you send Tavros a rocket car. Tavros passes through his 2nd Gate and crashes into your room. You act out a Peter Pan fantasy with him. You join Karkat's 2nd memo and invite Tavros to go treasure-hunting with you. Snowman contacts you.

While treasure-hunting with Tavros, you encounter Aradia, who beats the crap out of you. You force Tavros to carry you to your Quest Bed and ask him to kill you. Snowman urges you to use mind-control on him, but you refuse. Tavros is unable to kill you and leaves in tears. You bleed to death and ascend to the god tiers.

You and the others defeat the Black King. You're just about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil.

Kanaya chainsaws off Tavros's legs, which you steal and hide in a chest in your room .

Terezi discovers the humans and you start meddling with John. You ask Aradia about Bec Noir's weaknesses, implying you intend to fight him .

You make your first attempts at mind-controlling a human. You practice a lot on Jade, causing her apparent narcolepsy. You contact John for the first time (though not the first for him). You chat with him several times and get him a new outfit that looks like yours. To your chagrin, John finds out your name. At some point you give all your hoarded boondollars to him . You watch the video John linked you and develop a crush on Nicolas Cage, constructing a shrine to him in your room . You also tell John about your hand in creating Bec Noir.

You direct John to his Quest Bed and watch him get stabbed by Jack and ascend to the god tiers. You chat with pre-Sburb John and foreshadow your influence in his life.

You eavesdrop on Tavros's awkward chat with Jade and then tear into him. He declares his intention to kill you. He confronts you and you kill him at about 2:41.

You confide in John about murdering Tavros and your conflicted feelings about it. You face off against Eridan and Gamzee, but Kanaya shows up and punches you in the face. You ascend to the roof and leave a message for John, instructing him to corpse-smooch Rose and asking him on a date. You confront Terezi and get killed by her as you leave to fight Jack.

In a dream bubble, you meet John and are frustrated that he doesn't remember you. Eventually you both realize that he's an alternate John and in his timeline, you only talked to him once. The two of you hang out, eventually start dating , and then break up after a while .

At some point, Gamzee prototypes Jane's sprite with your and Tavros's bodies . You and Tavros make a terrible combo , and your sprite self mercifully Tavrisplodes shortly after creation. You and Tavros wake up back in the afterlife as separate entities again . Sometime after this, you and Tavros start dating .

In the wake of Lord English blowing up a dream bubble, you hatch a plan to map the Furthest Ring and find a treasure vital to defeating him . You meet Alpha John in a bubble . You duel with Meenah , but the two of you ultimately join forces . You meet Aranea, and with her help you mind-control groups of ghosts into suicide missions to help further your treasure-hunting . You get a pirate ship and are joined by Aradia and Sollux, and later by John again , and by Nepeta and Feferi after their Fefetasplosion.

You find out that Hussie was trying to give you the Ring of Life . Fed up with your verbal abuse, Tavros leaves your crew , followed by Sollux, Nepeta, and Feferi . John tells you that he has the Ring of Life but refuses to give it to you . You make a dramatic speech about your motivations and find the treasure . You object to Hussie’s stalling and break the fourth wall to read him the riot act. You unveil the intangible Homestuck logo. You witness John disappear into the logo.

Later, you are alarmed by Aranea’s meddling, and Meenah braids your hair while you both lament Aranea’s actions.

After your introduction , – , we next see you forbidding Nepeta from joining the red team , . You also talk to Gamzee and Vriska – . Your lusus dies in a robot accident – , .

After entering , , you strongjump to LOQAM to give Aradia the robot you made – .

You do some fighting on LOQAM , travel to LOLCAT after Aradia leaves – , post in Karkat's memo – , and fight some more .

At the end of the campaign – , Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab , .

You fix Tavros up with some robot legs – , – and warn him about stairs .

At some point you have a rap-off with Dave that leaves you drying yourself off with Vriska's Nic Cage poster – .

When Derse is destroyed, you witness Aradiabot explode – and post in Terezi's earlier memo .

You later go off to have a feelings jam with Nepeta until Karkat summons you to seek the highb100d , which doesn't end well – . Later we see that Gamzee's taken your body [S].

You chat with Karkat and roleplay with Equius . Terezi invites you to play Sgrub, but you decline for the moment . You meet your dying lusus on the beach. You rap with Tavros and ask him out. You bring Terezi into the Medium, and Tavros brings you in. Karkat travels to your planet, and you both witness Sollux's death and revival . You indulge Eridan's emotional theatrics .

While on your planet, you hang out with some imps and respond to Terezi's future memo and Karkat's future memo .

You and the others defeat the Black King, with yours being the most powerful attack. You're just about to claim the reward when Bec Noir shows up and wrecks everything. Aradia teleports you to safety and you take refuge in the Veil. Presumably it's around this time that you run out of sopor slime.

You set up a horn pile in the Lab and charge people 420 boondollars for a nap. Dave sends you the ICP video, and you're appalled by its blasphemy. You sober up and decide to kill everyone, messaging Karkat about this turn of events. You use your newly-awakened chucklevoodoos to mess with John and Dave's dreams.

You stumble across Tavros's body and decapitate him. You also pinch Terezi's glasses and use them to freak out Karkat. You rage at pre-Sburb Dave. Around this time, you also interrupt Karkat's memo from 40 minutes in the past and taunt him . You kill Equius and Nepeta and take their glasses and hat as trophies. You meet up with Eridan and Vriska, but are interrupted by Kanaya who crotch-kicks you out of sight. A bit later, you collect and decapitate the bodies of all the dead trolls and store the torsos in glass jars. You lure Terezi into the music room and play pranks on her with Lil Cal. You ascend to the roof and meet the four surviving trolls, but Karkat pacifies you and becomes your moirail.

At 0:10, you and Lil Cal watch Jadesprite's creation and chat with Doc Scratch, who calls you a sucker. You and the others witness the Green Sun appear on the horizon. Sollux flies the meteor to it, dying in the process. You are joined by Rose, Dave, Aradia, and Sollux's ghost , and you all depart on your three-year journey to the new session. You steal Sollux and Vriska's corpses .

Sometime during Year 2, you become kismeses with Terezi.

At the end of Year 2, you receive the codpiece from your dancestor . Rose finds you watching over a sleeping Karkat, and you tell her about your blackrom.

Sometime during Year 3, you break off your moirallegiance with Karkat.

Using Aradia's music-boxes, you travel to Caliborn and Calliope's home planet in time to watch them hatch and care for them briefly .

Later, you travel to Caliborn's in-game planet to be his guide and assistant .

After getting your wings machine-gunned off, you travel to Jane's planet , sell her some potions, and prototype her sprite with Vriska and Tavros's corpses . Later, you do a similar number on Roxy and Jake's.

Later still, you prototype Dirk's sprite and hang out on his planet long enough to see the arrival of the tricksters and the demise of Fefetasprite.

You and the Meteor crew arrive at LOTAK. You show up on LOLAR. You take a snooze inside the Battleshipâ€™s fridge while wearing a Ring. In a bubble, Aranea compels you to give her the Ring and take her back to the living world. You prevent Jane from resurrecting Jade. Terezi dropkicks you and stabs you a lot. Araneaâ€™s distraction breaks you out of her mind control and you plead with Terezi to stop the stabbing. You rage out and beat the crap out of her. You nearly knock her into the lava but catch her at the last second and flip off Karkat and Kanaya.

Not too long ago, you had an arrangement with Vriska and Feferi – .

But we first see you cleaning up Gamzee's sylladex accident – and living life like the aristocracy you are – , – , – .

You have an emotionally exhausting conversation with Feferi – , try to contact Vriska – , and show Kanaya your angsts .

But none of this prepares you for Feferi's breakup – . Gamzee's advice isn't that helpful – , so you post on Karkat's loveline memo (approx 3:20 after Tavros/Vriska post there), but that's a dead end too.

Adventuring in LOWAA is pretty lonely (referenced in ). You hit on future Karkat in a memo – , and eventually head to LOBAF to duel Sollux .

At the end of the campaign – , Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab , .

In the lab, you're awkward around Vriska and come on a little too hard to Rose – , (future Eridan in ), . ( shows you with your computer intact just before Aradiabot explodes)

You decide white magic science is your true calling. Kanaya makes you a wand – and you give Jade your gun – . You return to the lab declaring hope is lost and intending to defect . Nobody likes this plan. You KO Sollux in a duel, kill Feferi and Kanaya, and abscond – .

This culminates in a faceoff with Vriska and Gamzee while Mindfang narrates – , a 3x SHOWDOWN COMBO if you will. But Kanaya intervenes – . Later we see that Gamzee's taken your body .

Not too long ago, you had an arrangement with Vriska and Eridan – .

Cuttlefish – !

Anyways, the Eridan part of that arrangement is still intact – . We learn a little more about you – before you have an emotionally exhausting conversation with Eridan , – .

Still, you're super excited about the game, as your reveal to Kanaya .

After entering , you break up with Eridan and go to check on Sollux . After reviving him – , , the two of you fight imps on LOBAF together .

At some point you also post in a rather confusing future Karkat memo .

At the end of the campaign – , Jack shows up and Aradia throws everybody into the portal to the lab , .

In the lab, you hang out with Sollux as he traces Dave's money transfer to Terezi – , .

When Karkat forbids sleeping, you try to stand up for the Horrorterrors .

Later you suggest helping the humans instead of trolling them . For instance, you tell Jade it's not her fault about Bec [Mem].

You spend some time sleeping in the horn pile , , (future Feferi in ), even after Jack kills your dream self , (referenced in ). It turns out you're arranging for the Horrorterrors to set up dream bubbles, where you see Jade . You follow up with her after waking up – .

After the other trolls start to disperse, you relax with Sollux in the horn pile until Eridan comes back and kills you – , . Later we see that Gamzee's taken your body [S].

After death, you talk to Jade in another dream bubble – .

Trolls' Exiles Edit

You start out as the disgruntled Jack of the Trolls' session. You meet Karkat on his planet and stab him. — You both bond over your shared blood color and plot Operation Regisurp, exiling the Black Queen. — While on Gamzee's planet, you witness Feferi kissing Sollux back to life. You are later exiled yourself, thanks to Terezi and future Snowman's plotting.

You arrive on a desolated Alternia and admire your future self's dashing headwear. Over many years, you and your crew help repopulate and rebuild Alternia. You develop a rivalry with the Felt, culminating in the showdown of the first Intermission. Snowman stabs out your eye and cuts off your arm. You gain access to a Skaian base and command Karkat. To your disgust, you have to watch Feferi kissing Sollux back to life again. — —

Later, you visit Doc Scratch, beat him up, and hate snog Snowman. You vandalize the Heroic/Just grandfather clock, possibly sealing Vriska's fate. Doc Scratch beats you up, gives you his deudly firearms and instructs you to kill Snowman. On the rooftop, you shoot Snowman through the heart, killing the Trolls' universe.

You start out as a Dersite agent. After being exiled to Alternia, you join the Midnight Crew. You command Tavros to kill Vriska on her quest bed, but he refuses. — You command Aradia, encouraging her to make Vriska pay. — You take part in the showdown against the Felt, but die due to time shenanigans.

You start out as a Dersite agent. After being exiled to Alternia, you join the Midnight Crew. You command Tavros to kiss Vriska in her room — and again later as she's dying — , but he refuses both times. You take part in the showdown against the Felt, but die due to time shenanigans.

You start out as a Dersite agent. On Derse, you encounter Sollux's Dersite dreamself. — You also see the Black Queen hide her ring in the vault and pass this info to Jack.

After being exiled to Alternia, you join the Midnight Crew. You command Sollux, but he becomes enraged at your interference and blows up your base. — You take part in the showdown against the Felt, but die due to time shenanigans.

You start out as the Black Queen of the Trolls' session. After Aradia prototypes the Frog statue, you refuse to wear your ring and hide it in a vault. — You also collect the trolls' FLARP manuals and Karkat's ~ATH manual and use them to create Doc Scratch in the ectobiology lab. — Later, your ring is stolen from the vault, and you are exiled to future Alternia, where Doc Scratch recruits you to be a member of the Felt. —

On Alternia, your rivalry with Jack (now Spades Slick) continues. You stab his eye out and cut off his arm. — You also command Terezi to exile Jack and destroy the Queen's ring — — (she does), and command Vriska, — urging her to mind-control Tavros into killing her on her quest bed (she refuses). You witness Vriska's ascension to godtier. —

Later you visit Doc Scratch, save Spades Slick from death, and hate snog him. On the rooftop, Spades Slick shoots you through the heart, killing you and the Trolls' universe.

Cherubs Edit

Your father lays an egg on Earth in the far future, in the orbit of a dying star, where Gamzee is there to take care of you ( – ). You hatch, your personality mingled with your sister's, eat your egg shell, and then pupate ( – ). You are an insufferable brat as a child ( ), and you are eventually chained up in a room, where you and your sister prepare to begin the game ( – ).

You play a game of chess against your sister. At the start of the game, she agrees to let you have your king and queen start in opposite places. This leads up to the shitty twist you orchestrated, where you disguised your king and queen as each other with little caps. Your sister protests the unfairness of this, and ultimately gives up on the game in anger. You threaten that one day you will kill her in her sleep, maybe even multiple times ( – ).

You jeer Dirk. You ask him to draw you vile pornography, but as he is occupied fighting drones, you ask him at an earlier point in time, threatening to kill your sister if he doesn't. He complies, and draws some really steamy smut ft. his friends ( – ). You promise to reveal a shitty twist, but to reveal it a year later in Dirk's time. You jeer Dirk in the future, and reveal that you've already killed your sister, hiring your sessions's Jack Noir to kill her dream self, paying him with candy. You feel that there are only a few moves left before you can win the figurative chess game against your sister, mating with her ( – ).

You jeer Dirk and tell him that his juju, Cal, is a terrible omen, urge him to destroy it. He refuses, but you convince him to take it with him to the roof of his building ( – ). You jeer Dirk shortly afterwards in his timeline, this time to thank him because a younger version of him helped you build a robotic leg. In return for your gift, you want him to destroy Lil Cal (by throwing him off the roof into the flames below), but he refuses. You send him your "gift" anyway, which is your first ever attempt at drawing, and Dirk insults it ( – ).

You jeer your sister, and narrate what is happening to the alpha kids, providing illustrations of them being killed or knocked out ( – ).

You have your sister's dream self killed off, and then escape your room by chewing off your leg (freeing yourself from the shackle attached to it) ( ).

You enter the game, of which you have a dead session, and arrive on your planet. You do a lot of walking, ultimately coming to a weird tower that lets you communicate with Andrew Hussie. You encounter Gamzee and gun him down (several times). You change your text color to the color of Calliope's blood and decide to begin typing in full caps. You receive a magic crowbar from Gamzee, use it to blackmail Hussie into telling you information by threatening to fuck up the tower. From Hussie, you learn that you're on the same planet you've lived on all your life, and to unlock your true game features you need to complete a series of puzzles that will ultimately lead you to your denizen, Yaldabaoth. You unlock some of the displays on the tower, and are excited to see Jack Noir, in prison on Prospit ( – ). (Caliborn's planet shown here also ( – ).)

You get angry at Hussie for trying to go backwards on the Trickster sequence, and decide to accelerate your quest by working with Gamzee ( – ). You finally finish all the tedious puzzles on your planet, and unlock the door to Yaldabaoth ( – ). You are offered The Choice , and choose the active route. This unlocks your true game session, 15 pool-ball planets ( – ) that you , acquiring leprechaun minions ( ) as you go and messaging Hussie occasionally. The final planet to unlock is the 8-ball, where the Black Queen has taken residence, so you recruit Jack Noir to help in defeating her. Hussie is uncharacteristically silent when you messages him about this, in response to which you throw a tantrum ( – ). In the middle of this, John appears, and you have an intense staredown until Cans literally knocks him out of your plotline ( – ). You defeat the final planet, at which point your true planet, the Land of Colours and Mayhem, is revealed ( ).

Upon unlocking this planet, you commit suicide and ascend to god tier ( ), and then climb the god tiers to achieve the Skeleton Key badge which gives you control over the narrative ( – ). From the Sburb Station (shaped like Cal's head) on your planet, you retell the story of Homestuck.

At some point during this, John appears and beats you up.

Later you become Lord English. And kill a lot of people.

Your father lays an egg on Earth in the far future, in the orbit of a dying star, where Gamzee is there to take care of you ( – ). You hatch, your personality mingled with your brother's, eat your egg shell, and then pupate ( – ). As a child, you are as cheerful and friendly as could be ( – ). You are eventually chained up in a room, where you and your bother prepare to begin the game ( – ).

You play a game of chess against your brother. At the start of the game, you agree to let him have your king and queen start in opposite places. This leads up to the shitty twist he orchestrated, where his king and queen were disguised as each other with little caps. Your protests the unfairness of this, and ultimately give up on the game in anger. He threaten to one day kill her in her sleep, maybe even multiple times ( – ).

Eventually he does so, and you die.