[IsoCon] 01-056-003-001

KS: After being bitten by a Crystal Heart Harmonized alicorn foal, I found myself gaining new and special abilities. Flying, speed running and bowling, all things I hadn't been able to accomplish prior to the fateful sting. My alicorn sense began a'twitchin' and then 'pow!' The Tree of Harm'o'not'me was gone! Ahaahaa! Gorgor! What say you now?!

Grogar: It's Grogar! Not gorgor! You shady little bast-

KS: Oh, boring! I'd forgotten just how much of a bore you could be Celestia.

Grogar: Wha-

KS: 'Hey! No pony insults the Princess! Bam! Right into that 'tacky' window! Ahahaha! Tacky window, huh? But weren't you just fawning over one of these so-called tacky windows no less and a commercial break before? 'Oh, it's every girl's dream- mare's dream to have her coronation immortalized on a stained gla-

CozyGlow: Wha-What's wrong with him!

LTirek: I-I don't know. Now, he's worst than even you!

CG: Oh, now, Tirek, that's not very 'bff' of you. Don't you remember lesson 52 of Cozy's 'Fun'dship Quest 2020 TV mini-series? 'Table Talk in Tartarus! Here, allow me to show you once more! Chrissy Q. could you plea-

QC: I THOUGHT I WARNED YOU NOT TO KEEP CALLING ME BY THAT RIDICULOUS PET NAME!!

CG: Oh, okay… QC. Yeah, QC. sounds much more 'rad'. Like I'd say about 982.36 times rad-er, radder, no, ummm?

QC: UHHHHHHHHHHH!!

LT: *CHUCKLES* 'Pet name.' *LAUGHS* Wording, QC, wording.

Grogar: Ya'know what. Now that I give it more thought, I think I'll just go back to where ever it is that I've been for like 3.5 generations of toy sales, because at least when I'm there, that means I'm not here. With you, people.

KS: And that my friends is how Pinkie Pie single hoofedly destroyed Equestria 7 times in a row. Ha! Try to top that Starlight Glimmer!

QC: UH! THAT NAME AGAIN! WHY! WHY! WHY!

CG: OW OW! SEE HE SAID IT! WE'RE HIS FRIENDS! SEE, duke Tirek, Sombra gets it.