See I spanked my cat and he hissed at me and scratched my eye out, which HURRRRRRRRRRRT, but before the cat liked it, I swear I had happened before, and then she scratched my other eye out and that hurt too, but I can see out of it, then I spanked it some more and it went and bit my leg a little bit, which was sexy and I spanked it some more and it bit my hand, which was only a good thing, then I spanked it again and it scratched my balls and that hurt but was nice and then I spanked it more, and it went for my nose, I think I'm doing something wrong, this book told me to spank my cat, was it wrong, It was a very trusted guideline to animals book which did NOT have "This Is A Joke Book" on the cover and "For Comedy Purposes Only" on the back, it was for helping people with their pets especially cats, it may have also told me stare into it's eyes for hours to gain it's respect and trust and then take it's food away randomly and if it wants food to ignore it, I mean, it makes sense, cats are foragers and have to find food for themselves?

anyway, confused, I trusted this book and it failed me!