Rep. Al Green called for impeachment a few weeks ago, most likely to distract people from the fact that he’s an actual werewolf making believe to be human, representing the good people of Texas.



Rep. Green, actual werewolf

In a statement out tonight, Rep. Green said he was drafting up papers of impeachment for President Trump — due to his obstructionist ways with regards to the non-existent Russian meddling into John Podesta’s email box. God hopes Rep. Green can deliver the papers without first bearing witness to a full moon and subsequently eating them.

“The facts are simple and indisputable. The President fired the FBI Director because the Director was investigating the President’s campaign connections to Russian interference in the Presidential Election,” Green said Tuesday evening in a statement. “This is obstruction of justice.”

Analysis via The Hill:

The articles have little chance of seeing the light of day in a House chamber controlled by Republicans, who have rallied behind Trump amid multiple investigations into ties between Russia and members of the president’s inner circle. But Green’s gambit highlights the growing apprehension many Democrats have towards the president, and it’s sure to energize a liberal base that’s sounded the impeachment alarm with increasing volume as the Russia saga has evolved.

Great, more nothing.

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