From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game

Welp is a nomic drinking game. It is best played with at least 4 people and lots of beer. There is no point to Welp other than to get drunk, be silly, and start pointless rivalries with other players. There is no way to win (in fact, one of my friends said "Sometimes winning at Welp is not playing at all"). It is the best drinking game I have ever played and I encourage you to make a deck with your friends. Use these cards as a jumping off point to create your own silliest, most awesome drinking game ever. Cheers, Welp Master

Special Rules

Drinking Penalty

There is a general drinking penalty for breaking any rule. For example, if you are in control of Duck You (Holder of this card must quack every time he/she drinks) and you drink without quacking first, you must quack and drink again.

Portugal? Action Last person to name a South American country must drink

Hold Your Tongue Thing Holder of this card must remain silent until someone says his/her name.

For Your Rights Action Last person to stand up must drink.

Double Down Thing You can play one extra Action per turn.

Property Tax Action Everyone drinks once for each Thing they have in play.

Duck You Thing Holder of this card must quack every time he/she drinks.

Sneaky Pete Action Steal another player's thing.

Long Dark Hallway Thing Holder of this card can only play the top card of the draw pile. This is the holder's turn.

Starving In The Midst Of Plenty Action Everyone else drinks.

MC Hammered Thing Once per turn pick another player to sing a song of your choosing.

Three Faces Of Drunk Action Choose 3 people to drink 3 times

Thumb Master Thing Once per round place your thumb on the table. Last person to do so drinks 2 times

Auntie Em! Action Discard all of your Things and another player's Things. You both drink.

Evil Burning Magnifying Glass Thing Once per turn you may look at another players hand and trade a card with him/her.

Octopus Shuffle Action Take every Thing in play, shuffle them, and redistribute them evenly starting with you.

Functioning Alcoholic Thing Holder of this card must drink every time he/she plays a card.

Record Skip Action You can repeat any Action in this discard pile.

Conjoined Drunks Thing Choose another player. Every time you drink that player must also drink

I Have No Idea What's Going On Action Take every player's hand, shuffle them together, and redeal a new hand to everyone.

Potty Mouth Thing You are the only person allowed to swear. If another other player swears he/she must drink.

UUGGHH! Action Last person to make a sex noise must drink.

The Damn Confederates Thing Holder of this card must speak in a southern accent until someone says 'y'all.'

Hi, my name is... Action Last person to say his/her FULL name must drink.

That Gesture Thing Once per round place your finger on your nose. Last person to do so drinks 2 times.

Who Ya Gonna Call? Thing Once per round say "Who ya gonna call?" Last person to say "Ghostbusters" drinks.

Double Stack Thing You can play an extra Thing per turn

Bitch Slap Action Slap someone.

Orange Ball Of What? Thing You can draw an extra card at the start of your turn.

drinkDRINKdrink Action Everyone drinks.

Drinkmaster General Thing Once per turn give out 4 drinks.

Sucker Punch Action Punch someone.

Super Cereal Thing Every time you drink you must say "Look out it's ManBearPig!"

Vortex Action Everyone rotates hands counter-clockwise. Everyone drinks.

The D Word Thing You are the only player allowed to say the word 'drink.' If any other player says the word 'drink' he/she drinks 2 times

Circle Slap Action Slap the person next to you. Everyone slaps in a circle until you get slapped. You drink

How Can She Slap? Thing You are immune from physical violence (slapping, punching, etc.)

Atomic Bomb Action Discard all of a player's things. That player drinks once for each thing discarded.

Spider Baby Thing You can have 2 extra cards in your hand.

Smashing Pumpkin Action Discard a Thing.

Brain Drain. Thing Holder of this card cannot draw any cards at all. Discard this card when holder's hand is empty.

Chug Boat Action You and someone else must finish your drinks.

A Giant Dick Made Of Stone Thing Holder of this card can only have one Thing in play and this is it. Suck it.

Forest Fire Thing Holder of this card has two fewer cards in his/her hand.

Healing Spring Action Everyone else drinks. Draw a card and play it immediately.

Oh Shit My Hand Is On Fire! Action Make another player discard his/her entire hand and drink.

Fat Elvis Thing Once per turn choose a random card from a player and play it immediately.

Geography Quiz Action Name US States in a circle until someone repeats or can't name one in 10 seconds. That person drinks.

Dice Man Thing Once per turn roll a 6 sided die. Give out that many drinks.

You Have Been Poked Action Poke someone.

The Void Thing Holder of this card can only play the top 2 cards of the draw pile. This counts as a turn.

Fafi Action Make a new card and put it directly into the draw pile. No voting!

Bad Teddy Thing Holder's drink load is doubled

Rhyme Time Action Say a word. Going in a circle everyone must say a word that rhymes with it. If someone repeats or can't come up with one in 10 seconds he/she drinks

DRINKdrinkDRINK Action Everyone drinks twice

Brilliant! Action Change a rule of the game without group consensus.

Hidden Wisdom Thing No one can look at your hand, take cards from your hand, or make you discard cards from your hand.

Ninja Peek Thing Every time someone draws a card he/she must show it to you before putting it into his/her hand.