The Pizza is by origin an italien dish, but in a larger sense European. The Pizza has always been a piece of ovan baked bread with vegetables sardines and perhaps cheese on it, the tomato being introduced later. This fine European dish has been appropriated by most of the world, and then corrupted and perverted into something unrecognizable, something unclean. Much of this guilt lies with the heretical introduction of evil sliced pieces of the-fruit-that-must-not-be-named; The Pineapple.



The world must pay it's due and start giving back the Pizza to the Europeans, and even more so, the Italiens. This has to begin somewhere. This petition calls Target Australia to show support to their oppressed italien comrades by removing all frozen pizza with pineapple on it from store shelves.



Together we can remove this blight on human history.



Btw, I am not Italien but I am insulted on their behalf...