Today I received two sizable boxes from my snack santa. I opened them up with great anticipation, and the first thing I found was a note stating that we should "play a game: do crab chips really contain any crab?" I'm deathly allergic to shellfish, and I stated that in my profile along with a request not to murder me. Sure enough, there were two boxes of crab and shrimp chips in my snack box. ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ (see photos for chips and Look of Disapproval) I can't read the contents label so these will be going to work to share. NICE TRY BRAH.

However, there were also a HUGE bag of dried mangoes (my favorite!) and a bag of awesomely assorted farmyard gummies, which even contained gummy chicken feet that taste like orange! And, since everything was in packaging, the goodies were safe from the evil shrimps and crabs. Over all a great gift and I consider it within the (slightly belated) spirit of April Fools.