In response to "Sex-Obsessed Teen Girls Spark Literal Witch Hunt"

luves2golf: This generation of girls is the WORST. It's all me me me and twerking on the Sabbath. Parents turn a blind eye and then, lo and behold, what happens? Their teens are accusing neighbors of trafficking with Satan! Wake up, people! What do you expect when you raise your daughters without a rigid emphasis on sexual purity enforced by public shaming and the threat of damnation? Hello! Of course you end up with a bunch of brainless party girls who will stoop to anything to get attention. I heard that they were convulsing in the meeting house like a bunch of floozies! Shameless. Please teach your daughters some basic values. Sad to think that the future of America depends on this entitled sixteen-nineties generation.

In response to "Gender-Nonconforming Teen Who Defeated British Invaders Is Burned for Heresy"

patriotgrandma: I've had it up to here with this P.C. nonsense. This grandma believes that little girls should act like little girls—and that means no shorn hair, no armor, and NO leading an army against English invaders! This is what happens when you remove prayer from the schools.

mudgeZZ: hey @patriotgrandma, Jesus literally told her to do it!

patriotgrandma: O.K., @mudgeZZ, but the point is where were her parents?? When I was that age, I said "yes, ma'am" and "no, sir" and I did not go gallivanting around fomenting an armed resistance to the English crown's claim to France or getting into doctrinal disputes with my elders!!! Oh, and surprise, surprise: her parents were peasants. People without the initiative to rise above their birth-ordained status in a feudal society shouldn't even be allowed to have kids, imo. When my kids were growing up, if they said any heresy you'd better believe they recanted or they went to bed without supper. It didn't take too many missed meals before they embraced religious orthodoxy as defined by a tribunal of their politically motivated enemies. I taught my kids to respect authority and that's why not a single one of them has been burned at the stake! It's simple. Do your job, parents!

In response to "Infant Twins Nursed By She-Wolf Found City"

carebear82: No, just no! I'm a twin mom myself and this makes me sick. For months after my babies were born, my nipples looked like someone had gone at them with a lemon zester, but NEVER did I take the easy way out and let an ACTUAL WILD ANIMAL do my job! What is wrong with you people?! How dare you pass off your responsibilities to a she-wolf so that you and your breasts can have some "me time." And what about the she-wolf's pups? Does anybody even care what happened to them while their mom was nursing some selfish human's babies? It breaks my heart to think of those hungry pups. If you ask me, that human mom should have to nurse baby wolves, which by the way, are endangered!

In response to "Twelve-Year-Old Lost on Vacation Found Preaching in Temple of Jerusalem"

veganmama: First of all, how do you lose your kid on vacation? I don't care if he's not a toddler, you watch your child EVERY SECOND. It's called good parenting. I made my son hold my hand in crowds until he turned eighteen. He didn't like it, but so what? This world is full of creeps and predators and anything can happen in an instant. And how do you NOT teach your kid that nobody wants to hear his opinions on holy texts? When my son tried to elucidate the holy book to me, I was like, "Can it, mister!" What were the parents doing exactly, that made them too busy to supervise their child? Celebrating a holiday with their relatives? Disgusting! When you become a parent, keeping your child safe is priority No. 1! Everything else takes a back seat. You don't get to whoop it up with your buds while your unsupervised twelve-year-old child wanders off to the Temple of Jerusalem! Would not be surprised to see these people in the news again in a few years for something much worse.