The DVDASA is a show with a plethora of good guests, bad guest, yes guests and no guests and Asa and I really never know if anyone is going to show up until we arrive at the studio. Like today, we have Joe Hahn, Daniel Wu and Steven Yeun, these are big time stars in their respective genres.. Not sure if they’ll be chatty or boring but there is one thing that they all do that keeps me interested in them. They all fart, they have to, its biology so during their interview, I’m always wondering what kinda farters they are.

Joe Hahn. He’s the DJ of Linkin Bisket. I still really don’t know what DJ’s do or why they have so much notoriety. Aren’t they kinda like the Home Town buffet of restaurants. There’s a sample of this, a sample of that and than serve it to you and call it fucking awesome. But is it? Back in the day, the guy/girl who played the triangle was the “percussionist”, isn’t that kinda what DJ’d do but electronically. I don’t know. Joe’s probably a really nice guy although he’s give one ass answers to Davids questions. Also, his wife who is drop tall gorgeous seems to be scared shitless because she’s sitting next to the Dark Dick, some mysterious artist dressed in a sniper uniform. So this interview is sucking and I imagine that Joe has an insane buildup of kimchee gas that comes out in short bursts like an AK-47. But his wive secretly loves and craves it.

Daniel Wu. Most people here in America don’t even know him but in Hong Kong and China, that guy is like Brad Pitt walking around in his clean white underwear. Girls scream and guys turn gay just to get his attention. Dan (all Asian) is quite articulate as is his wife (not at all Asian) and kid (Magical). All 3, cool like bottom side of a kidney stone, talking about shit houses in Africa and The Europa Report, his latest American film no one has ever heard of. I don’t think the Wu family even farts but on the rare occasion that they do, its like lychee air pops drifting from their a-hole.

Steven Yeun. He gives good lengthy answers and quite engaging. A nice fellow you could bring back to meet mom and dad. He’s no Jesus Freak but he seems to answer to a higher power which explains how he got the Walking Dead role. Not because he’s not talented but because it was one of the very roles he got right when he moved to LA. Who does that? Apparently Steven does. My guess is that God is always watching over Steven and his farts so he gets little mousy butt burps that smells like old dried paint. Nothing too obnoxious but you know its there. And maybe when Steven is on a hot date, little whiffs of aphrodisia gas in the air. Because God loves Steven. And God loves us. Unless you’re a DJ.