Giuliani Extends Russia Probe Deadline to October 1st After Mueller Ignores it

Washington DC (THE PLEBIAN): Rudy Giuliani has decided to allow the special counsel to extend their investigation after they missed his previous deadline. The special counsel was originally supposed to finish up their investigation by September 1st according to Mr. Giuliani. “We’ve been very generous to the Special Counsel,” said Mr. Giuliani. “But we’re willing to be a little more generous.”

When asked what would happen if the Mueller ignored the deadline again the President’s lawyer responded, “I don’t think it will come to that.”

We asked a spokesman for the Special Counsel what they thought about Giuliani’s remarks. They responded, “I don’t give a fuck what he says.”