This is what happens when you let Cleetus, Bobby-Joe-Jim-Bob and Earlene name your product.

Cleetus: Whut d'ya thunk we oughter name this here thingy-ma-jig?

BJJB: Huh? Didja say beer?

Earlene: Hush up Bobbyjoejimbob.....you know I can't heard whut Cleetus is yappin' on if'n youse is yammerin'!

BJJB: Dag nab it, I knowed I heard someone say beer! Aww.....see! You done got me so exciterd I done spit out my good toof!

Cleetus: Haw haw haw!

Earlene: I'se goin' home!

BJJB: Get me mah beer 'fore you leave!

Cleetus: Aw hell....just keep the iBeat name and add Blaxx to the end there. Blaxx sounds like one of them there technology thingys. Now, where's mah chaw and mah beer? Aw heck-fire! Who done spit theys tooth in mah chaw?