Osama bin Laden: Are there virgins at the bottom of the sea?

It is against international law to dump garbage while at sea, and although there have been reported sightings of mermaids, one can never know if they were virgins. Regardless that matters not as Osama bin Laden is now lying on the floor of the sea, waiting no doubt, for those virgins to set him free.

Here’s the brief on the burial of OBL:

You won’t get to see any gruesome images of Osama bin Laden or his watery burial, but the White House did paint a sort of mental picture for those craving a visual. While correcting some inaccuracies that we announced as fact yesterday, Press Secretary Jay Carney also walked reporters through the steps that were taken during bin Laden’s burial in the North Arabian Sea. After being washed, the body was placed in a white sheet and then into a weighted bag. At that point, a military officer “read prepared religious remarks,” which were translated into Arabic. Bin Laden’s body was then “placed on a prepared flat board, tipped up, and the deceased body eased into the sea,” said Carney.

So what do you think? Did the Monster of the Middle East get his just reward?