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Hitler did not react well to hearing what went down in the league this week

Hitler is not a fan of free agency

00:00 - 00:03 Mein Fuhrer we have analyzed our roster and our biggest needs

00:04 - 00:05 seem to be wide receiver, tight end,

00:05 - 00:07 and inside linebacker

00:08 - 00:12 Flacco needs solid pass catchers. We will never see his true potential without

00:12 - 00:15 a great number one receiver like AJ Green

00:17 - 00:19 We can always trade for one

00:19 - 00:21 I hear the Dolphins are trying to trade Jarvis Landry

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Landry

00:31 - 00:33 Landry was traded to the Browns earlier this week

00:34 - 00:36 and we just re-signed James Hurst

00:53 - 00:58 Unless you have an Ray Lewis, Ed Reed, or Terrell Suggs jersey, please leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 Are you fucking kidding me!

01:15 - 01:17 We re-signed fucking James Hurst!

01:18 - 01:23 That man couldn't block water if he fell out of a boat!

01:25 - 01:28 and of course the Browns traded for fucking Landry

01:29 - 01:31 Every day the receiver market gets smaller

01:31 - 01:34 We should ask Boldin to come out of retirement

01:34 - 01:37 At least he knew how to catch a pass unlike these other losers

01:37 - 01:40 Now we probably don't have enough cap to sign even an average player

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer James Hurst had a solid year at guard

01:42 - 01:46 And what if Stanley get's hurt? He's right back to left tackle

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer he's a solid depth player

01:48 - 01:52 I hope we have a solid depth quarterback because that's what

01:53 - 01:54 we'll need if he he's playing left tackle

01:56 - 01:57 You might not remember 2015

01:57 - 02:00 But I remember it like it was yesterday

02:00 - 02:03 When that dumbass rolled over on Joe's leg and tore his ACL!

02:04 - 02:08 Are you ready for a whole season of Ryan Mallet as your quarterback?!

02:08 - 02:13 We have no receivers, we just signed a garbage offensive lineman, and we pick at 16 in the draft!

02:14 - 02:16 I can't take another fucking year of mediocrity!

02:17 - 02:21 This team used to be great. 5 straight seasons of playoff victories!

02:27 - 02:29 We even capped it off with a Super Bowl win

02:30 - 02:34 We brought the Lombardi back to Baltimore

02:34 - 02:36 Ray Lewis got to go out on top

02:41 - 02:42 Now what?

02:43 - 02:47 Every year I get excited because we sign some big name player by offering them free crab cakes!

02:48 - 02:53 Only for them to get here and underperform. Tony Jefferson is a prime example

02:54 - 02:56 Why should we even sign anyone anymore?

02:56 - 02:59 Flacco's contract is too big to get anyone meaningful

03:00 - 03:02 I'm scared Mosley will be gone next year

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok. We can just draft another linebacker

03:14 - 03:16 The league used to fear us

03:19 - 03:23 The only team that could go into Foxborough in January and go toe to toe with Brady

03:25 - 03:26 Now look at us

03:31 - 03:33 The old Ravens are gone

03:40 - 03:46 Somehow we manage to shut out great teams, but can't score a single offensive touchdown against the 1-4 Bears

03:46 - 03:49 We always play down to bad teams for some reason