WITH THE"COURAGEOUS TEACHER" AWARD.

HERBERT GARRISON CAME OUTABOUT TWO YEARS AGO.

SINCE THEN, HE HASFACED ADVERSITY,

HE HAS EVEN FACED RIDICULEBY SOME OF HIS STUDENTS.

OH RANDY, I'M SOASHAMED OF OUR SON.

IT IS MY HONOR TO PRESENT THECOURAGEOUS TEACHER AWARD TO--

HERBERT GARRISON.

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GET ALONG,LITTLE SLAVE.

OH MY GOD.

THAT'S WHAT OUR BOYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ?

DING DING !DING DING !

HE IS SOCOURAGEOUS.

SAY, MR. SLAVE...

YES, MR. GARRISON ?

I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHTTHAT YOU WERE A REAL DICK.

REALLY ?

WHY WOULD YOU DREAM THATI WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE ?

NO, NO--I WAS THE ASSHOLE.

OH, THAT ISSO COURAGEOUS.

WHAT AN AMAZINGHUMAN BEING !

UH, I'M VERY HAPPYTO GET THIS AWARD.

BUT YOU KNOW WHATMAKES ME EVEN HAPPIER ?

SUCKING BALLS.

AHHH...

IT ISN'T WORKING !

SING YOUR SONG,MR. SLAVE !

I'VE GOT A LITTLE--OOH ! OH, JESUS CHRIST.

WHAT'S HAPPENINGIN THERE ?

HANG ON, LEMMIWINKS !

YOU SOLVED THECATATAFISH'S RIDDLE !

NOW YOUR TRIALS ARENEARLY THROUGH !

OH, I SHOULD HAVENEVER SHOVED

ALL THOSE POOR ANIMALSUP MY ASS !

UH--

COURAGEOUS.SO COURAGEOUS !

GOD DAMMIT, DON'T YOUPEOPLE GET IT ?!

I'M TRYING TO GETFIRED HERE !

OH, THAT'S COURAGEOUS.

LOOK, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR

SHOULD NOT BE ACCEPTABLEFROM A TEACHER !

YEAH, JESUS CHRIST.

BUT THE MUSEUM TELLS USTO BE TOLERANT.

YES, THE MUSEUM !

THE MUSEUM TELLS US !

TOLERANT,BUT NOT STUPID !

LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOUHAVE TO TOLERATE SOMETHING

DOESN'T MEAN YOUHAVE TO APPROVE OF IT !

IF YOU HAD TO LIKE IT, IT'D BECALLED THE MUSEUM OF ACCEPTANCE.

TOLERATE MEANS YOU'RE JUSTPUTTING UP WITH IT.

YOU TOLERATE A CRYING CHILDSITTING NEXT TO YOUON THE AIRPLANE,

OR YOU TOLERATEA BAD COLD.

IT CAN STILLPISS YOU OFF !

JESUS-TAP-DANCING-CHRIST !

HE'S RIGHT.

OUR BOYS DIDN'THATE HOMOSEXUALS,

THEY JUST HATED THE WAYTHIS ASSHOLE WAS ACTING.

WE'VE GOTTA GETOUR BOYS BACK !

HUH !

SO NOW CAN I PLEASE GET FIREDAND GET MY $25 MILLION ?

NO, NO, I THINK I HAVEA BETTER IDEA.