Fred Durst.

Wait, what? Obviously, the CBS comedy brand has undergone an evolution in recent years — witness the smutty Two and a Half Men, or the vagina-obsessed and possibly-too-mean 2 Broke Girls — but it still feels a little bit weird to type the following words: CBS has signed a deal with Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst to star in a new sitcom. In the half-hour project, currently known as Douchebag (still weird!), Durst will star as a “rock legend” trying to juggle his family and his famous-person lifestyle, which will hopefully not include any failed, canceled comeback tours. We’re this close to an Insane Clown Posse crime procedural, everyone! (Of course, we would watch the hell out of that.) [Deadline]