Oh boy.

A box came to my house today, probably 3ft x 1ft. Lets just say I'm really glad I didn't open it at Christmas in front of my family...

My SS drunkenly PM'd me with his real username, so after stalking him I found out he works for fleshlight. He had warned me: "i included some weird shit in there. and some other shit that's not so weird. and some shit that's SUPER weird." so I knew I was in for a treat.

I ended up receiving: *4 dildos/vibrators *2 cock rings *1 really fucking weird "Sqweel" - cunnilingus toy? *1 fleshlight/kleenex holder (in an unsealed package ಠ_ಠ) *Rock Band (heh...Cock Band) game + instruments for PS3

My naughty drawer has now quadrupled in size.

Anyway, I just wanted to give a huge thanks to Josh for this amazing, thoughtful gift. And although I do not have a PS3, I'll just keep rocking out with my dildo drumsticks. My roommate however hates you, especially after I threw the fleshlight in her face.

I've never laughed so hard after receiving a present. I think I'll have a very merry Christmas ;)