In which Stan is kicked out of the Shack by the Author and is pursued by Soos

Stanley: What are you doing, Soos?

Soos: G-going with you, Mr. Pines.

Stanley: (grumbles) Oh this is perfect…may I ask why?

Soos: Because I work for you, dude.

Stanley: No, you work for Stanford Pines. The owner of this shack. The guy who just booted me out. The name I’ve been forging on all your paychecks! So go back in there and do your job!

Soos: But I want to keep working for you, Stan.

Stanley: Stanley. It’s Stanley now. And if that’s the way you’re gonna be. Then you’re fired.

Soos: What?

Stanley: You heard me. YOU’RE FIRED! Here’s your severance package! (throws his fez at Soos. He doesn’t catch it. It just bounces off of his belly and falls to the mud) Goodbye, Soos.

Soos: (lip quivering) Bye, Mr. Pines. It’s been real.

Stanley: No, Soos. It wasn’t. It really wasn’t.