ebondeath:

ebondeath:

ebondeath: ebondeath: ebondeath: ebondeath: ebondeath: ebondeath: He became the captain of the Flying Dutchman and can only set foot on land once every ten years. He ran out of his preferred hair gel to keep his hair duckbutted and has spent the last 12 years searching for another bottle. He dropped his wallet while on the road with Taka all those years ago and has been looking for it ever since. He started panicking when Sakura went into labor with Sarada, so they kicked him out of the delivery room and told him to take a walk, and nobody told him he could come back yet. He’s been filming the next Batman trilogy. He’s been on an extended road trip with Orochimaru, hashing out all their issues and they got hopelessly lost and have been wandering around southern Wind Country for seven of the last twelve years. He nearly went down with the Titanic and it’s taken a lot of rowing to get home.

He received an email saying he’s inherited a large sum of money from a deceased royal relative in Nigeria, and he’s spent the last twelve years trying to figure out who it is and why he hasn’t gotten his money yet even though he sent them the large deposit that they asked for.