You don’t know Sydney if you haven’t…

Forget Bridge climbs and bodysurfing at Bondi. This is what it means to live in Sydney. If you’ve done less than six, move back to Melbourne.

10

Been underwhelmed by the third-largest fish market in the world.



9

Suffered through a trip home on the Night Ride.



8

Wondered how the hell Blandville Court got it’s name.



7

Diced with death eating a doner kebab as dawn breaks.



6

Gone to Tropfest and shitcanned every film, knowing that yours deserved to win (if only you got around to making it).



5

Marvelled at the artwork where the M4 meets the M7.



4

Been hit by the stink of the Bondi poo-pipe.



3

Wondered about your sanity when a dog statue started talking to you.



2

Waited on the Town Hall steps for your mates, and ignored the bloke selling friendship bracelets.



1

Worried about razor blades on the slides at Mount Druitt Waterworks.

