The Four Demandments of Flipamania:

Train

Say Your Prayers

Eat Your Vitamins

Believe in Yourself

Kids today need to have RNG, brother! And the only way we can instill them is through the Four Demandments of Flipamania! When Flip Flogan becomes the leader of the gambling world, you can be sure that your kids will get the finest education in true RNG! Only when you train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and believe in yourself can you become a true Flipamaniac in every sense of the word!

You see, when Flip Flogan becomes RNJesus, the Four Demandments will be taking Magic the Gathering over by storm! And there's nothing you can do to stop Flipamania from running wild like it has never ran before, brother!

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN RNJESUS FLOGAN KNOCKS SOME SENSE INTO YOU!!!??