Hold on, I got this.



Ahem.





"Sunset! You have to get out of here!" Twilight cried out, her cheeks damp with her own tears. The yellow unicorn glanced at her over her shoulder and shook her head.



"I'm not leaving you here alone! I won't leave you here alone!" She turned back to the shadowy monstrosity and growled. "You hear that?! I'm not going anywhere anytime soon! I am going to defeat you!"



"Sunset, please!"



"No! I'm the one who brought you here! It's my fault your horn is chipped! I'm not leaving you to pay for my mistakes!"



Twilight stood up and weakly grabbed her friend's arm. Sunset didn't look away from her opponent. Twilight bit her lip and turned to face the abomination with a snarl.



"Okay, fine. If you're not leaving, then neither am I! We'll face this togeth--"



"Guys?"



Twilight and Sunset both turned to see Rainbow Dash standing in the doorway, a confused expression on her face as her hoof hovered over the light switch to the kitchen. She flicked the switch up and on came the lights.



"What's going on?" the pegasus asked hesitantly. Twilight, her eyes still clouded with tears, sniffled dramatically.



"It's horrible! Just horrible!" she sobbed, wiping at her face with her hoof. A smear of red stained her purple cheek. Sunset nodded in agreement.



"What's horrible?"



Sunset glared at Rainbow Dash. "Can't you see it? It's a disaster!"



. . .



Rainbow Dash paused. She then burst out laughing. Twilight and Sunset shared a confused look as the pegasus rolled about wildly.



"What the hay, you guys?!" she cackled as she weakly got to her hooves again, her body still convulsing with giggles. "Are you serious?!"



"Oh, like you could've fared any better against that thing!" Sunset snapped. "Just look at us!"



"I am!" Rainbow Dash wheezed. She raced out of the room and shouted, "Guys! You gotta get in here and see this!"



When Rainbow returned, still busting a gut with laughter, she was followed by Applejack and Pinkie Pie, who both gawked in horror at the sight before them. Twilight looked away in shame.



"What in Equestria happened in here?" Applejack asked. Pinkie Pie giggled.



"Wow. Did the swamp monster barge in here and try to make a pie or something?" the pink mare snorted. Rainbow Dash let out another bout of guffaws.



Twilight and Sunset were both covered in ketchup splats and onion bits. Their eyes were still red and leaking from cutting the onion open and getting a powerful whiff of its overwhelming smell. The electric whisk was still spinning, but slowly coming to a stop. The tiny bit of Twilight's horn that had been chipped away sat next to the whisk. Behind the two mages stood the ugliest looking cake the ponies had ever seen. Twilight turned to Applejack and sniffled as she uselessly wiped at her tears.



"Sunset found a recipe back in her world and asked me if I wanted to try it out with her."



Sunset chuckled nervously. "Baking is a lot harder than it looks."







I dunno, just something short and stupid that came to mind.