I have always been impatient and now that I want this next year to be over I have thought of an idea to make it go by faster. I am going to freeze myself. I just need to know if my plan will work.

I couldn't fit in the freezer in my fridge so I had to buy a large one like the ice cream freezers. I am going to buy ice to fill it with (from the dollar store of course, gotta think about the future you know) and other stuff like a radio so I can listen to music while I'm sleeping. I'm also putting just enough ice to last exactly one year (I did the math). Will this work? And after I wake up will there be any side effects?