Fuck Your Fucking Cell Phone

Are you completely fucking addicted to your cell phone to the point where you feel anxious when you can't find your phone and then when you do find it you just endlessly fall into mental rabbit holes all day and then eventually just get pissed at yourself with how much time you're wasting and how addicted you feel and how distracted it makes you but at the same time you can't really imagine living without it because it's your entire fucking existence and the way you connect to every single friend and every single family member and every single person you work with and the complete outside world basically not to mention it's the way you get every single thing in your life actually done so while you want to throw the fucking thing against the wall and see it shatter into a million tiny little shards and then stomp on all the shards that didn't quite shatter into small enough pieces you also totally can't do that because you need the stupid thing every single second of every single day?

Us too.

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