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70 - Sin justifies the death of Christ

But the bigger question is what would have possibly justified the life of Christ? I know, I know, desert fairy tales and what-not, but still, pretty improbably and factually far from verifiable. Mostly this comic is just me being a dick.

Recycled art from the previous two, but only because I worked hard enough to earn it. Re-colored, of course, and re-arranged, but only the faces are truly original.

69 - Fun with polygamy and slaves

Hey man, this isn't me being a smartass, it's all in the best-selling book very few have ever actually read. It's in the public domain, so well it should be shared far and wide, but dig into it guys, there's some really insane stuff in there.

Art is recycled from the previous one. Last one took almost 4 hours, this one took about 30-40 minutes. I earned it, bitches.

68 - Women in the Bible are, well, yucky

Just another example from Deuteronomy about how absurd the Bible is. I know, I know, Jesus forgave the sins, but God called them out in the first place. You really need a messiah to say this isn't bullshit? Come on people, get real.

I spent a solid 3+ hours on the art for this, so get ready to see more of it repurposed into the next handful of comics. I'll change the faces and recolor it, but I put it in WAY too much work to just leave it be.

65 - Why is Jesus a white man?

Recycled art from the previous cartoon with a fresh background and little else (faces, sure, but other than that.) Seriously, why is Jesus always portrayed as a WASPy fellow, when we all know he was an Isreali desert Jew? Surely he looked nothing like the renaissance paintings, which made him out to be contemporary (to the time) Italian.

And just for fun, there's not one, but TWO Douglas Adams jokes in this cartoon. Fans will at least catch it, if not appreciate it.

64 - Jesus Returns!

This one took 3-4 hours to do the art. There's a lot of copy/pasting, but it still killed me, especially the shading. I worked from photographs to get everything right, and this is as close to realism as I think I'll ever get. And yeah, I still can't draw hands. Meh, I think we can get over it.

Still did the textured hair and template eyes I made some weeks back. I may move away from those eyes in the future, not sure yet. Point of the cartoon though, Christ himself would not recognize todays Christians. They're awfully far from his teachings.

63 - No Elvis in heaven

The last (for now) in the missionary doorstep series. Not much new here, save for the joke. Yes, my mother actually said this to missionaries.

60 - How to scam your local missionaries

I feel like this series of cartoons should have a bible in hand, but I'm not about to go back and add it. If I was a professional, you know, an ACTUAL cartoonist, I surely would... but I'm not.

The art is recycled from the previous two, but it's okay because these will likely run on GlossyNews days or even weeks apart. I already have a backlog of maybe 30 cartoons waiting to run.

But you have to admit, this is a pretty massive loophole in the missionary system.

59 - Christian forgiveness has its limits

The funny here is Catholicism, which doesn't really proselytize in North America. Anything ill you do can be absolved by confession. Protestants do it too, but by elimitating the middle man. Just tell Jesus you're sorry, and it's all good, bro.

This art is 90% recycled from the previous one (upon which I spent far too many hours... about four) while only changing faces and background colors... and text, obviously.

58 - Even atheists may hear the voice of Jesus

I've never understood this. When someone says in court that god or Jesus told them to do something, how is it that they're not taken away in shakels for being clearly insane. Hearing voices?

We can come to the "no true Scotsman" argument, but really it's a tacit permission on the part of our society to accept plainly irrational and wholly self-serving delusions. If someone says a voice (Jesus or otherwise) told him to commit atrocity x, y or z, how on earth can we accept that?

I spent far more time on this comic than would be apparent by the outcome. It looks mediocre at best, and I accept that. I've reached a plateau in my art, and I need to start studying again to reach a higher level.

57 - Atheist Sunday service

Seriously, why can't we do this? We know there are countless benefits to communing in such ways. Can't we forget that it's a religious thing and just get together to help one another?

The art is largely recycled from earlier comics, though with new arms, mouths, eyebrows, etc. It's certainly far fresher than anything you'll get in Sunday school for kids.

54 - Is this really your Bible?

It's ridiculous. I can see why they don't preach this stuff in Sunday school, it's horrific, but they also fail to even hint at it in grown-up church?

Either this IS our God, or it isn't... and since you guys refuse to talk about it, I can only assume you're playing the Cafeteria Christian game, where you pick and choose what you want from the "good book".

It's a long comic, but it's a copy/paste from an earlier anti-Christian screed, though with new arms, background colors, etc. This took a lot of work, but it deserved it.

53 - The travesty of legal sodomy

This one is almost wholly recycled art, though it's all MY art, so there's that. Changed the eyes, arms text and background color, but that's it.

Virginia recently had a kerfuffle about banning/legalizing sodomy. This is supposed to be the state "for lovers"... but lovers of what? Boring, vanilla sex? Come on Virginia, you're way too far north for that.

48 - Book of Levitus just makes (no) sense

My apologies for the length, but the book I drew from is somewhat long-winded. This one was a doozy. I had this idea that defending homophobia because of obscure Old Testament was strange, but I didn't realize quite what odd company the passage kept.

I started this as an "any passage in the Bible" sort of affair, but quickly found there are far, far, far too many. These are just from ONE book, and they are STILL too many. This can't seriously the book from which we wish to legislate.

There's a lot of copy/pasting in here, but it's still 100% original artwork. I'd like to say it's the only one this long you'll ever see, but I have a follow-up coming for the rest of the Bible.

48 - Book of Levitus just makes (no) sense

I wondered about the stats on marriage by religious affiliation. Turns out Jews have the highest divorce rates, followed by born-again Christians. Atheists are basically at the bottom of the list.

I imagine this is likely to be more or less my style from here out. Probably will add ears though.

43 - Biblical Definition of Marriage...

This joke comes from five years of studying the absurdity of the Bible. Everything said is totally accurate as the Good Book presents it.

42 - Two ways out of a marriage...

This is a joke I thought up when I was a teenager. Proud of it then - proud of it now.

Everything is 100% me. All the art, the coloring, the hair, everything. Even the eyes are from the template I made, though I distorted (warped) and overlapped them to make them unique.

28 - The origin of... everything

Was listening to some pretty amazing mental gymnastics by a Christian apologist, and unfortunately, I had too much info already in my head to just let it slide. I know I'll get a slew of corrections from people smarter than me, but this simple expression of verifiable (falsifiable) science just had to be shared.

My first use of distorted panels beyond a 4-panel setup. I laid it out in 4 drafts on paper before working it up using the WARP tool, plus some labor intensive cleanup to make it actually work. Nearly everything is my work, though you can likely tell which parts are which.

18 - Childhood Santas

My first single-panle comic, and I'd hoped it would be an artistic masterpiece, based on everything I'd learned in recent days, but it was simply not meant to be.

3 - Immigrants Suspicious of Easter

I was pretty proud of this one. Got it out just in time for Easter 2013. Still afraid it could be seen as racist, which was NOT my intention. My point was the each culture has their own absurdities. I added a lot more color for this one, and introduced some Clip Art, and I think it worked.

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