AO3: We will be down for two hours for scheduled maintenance in a couple days. Just wanted to warn you.

ME: Ok, fine.

AO3: We’re just reminding you because in the past sometimes people get upset but really, it’s scheduled maintenance, everything is still there, you just won’t be able to access it for two hours. It’s only two hours. We planned this. It will be OK.

ME: I don’t know what you’re reassuring me for. I’m a rational adult. I have object permanence.

AO3: Are you sure? Here’s another reminder.

ME: Jesus, AO3, I got the message. Leave me alone. I’m fine here. I’ve got work to do.

AO3: All right then. Here goes. Scheduled maintenance starting…

[AO3: goes offline

ME: checks AO3, gets error message]

ME: WHERE IS IT WHERE IS MY FIC WHERE HAS IT GONE WHY CAN’T I SEE IT