Nelly, the man responsible for your 2002 perma-face Band-aid, owes the IRS a lot of money, TMZ reports.

The IRS hit Nelly with a $2,412,283 federal tax lien in August, a tab so big, according to the site, the organization could begin seizing his property and assets if not paid soon. He also racked up $149,511 in unpaid Missouri state taxes from 2013.

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Though Nelly is reportedly already working with the IRS to come to an agreement, SPIN came up with a faster, better solution: Spotify recently said artists receive anywhere from $0.006 to $0.0084 per stream, so if we all start now and agree to stream "Hot in Herre" 287,176,547 times, we can pull Nelly out of this, assuming he earns more toward the $0.0084-range. Are you in?

Reminder: In addition to face Band-aids, this is the man responsible for you telling your best friend you thought your butt was GETTIN' BIG every four seconds that same year.

Second reminder: Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers. In this case, "two" refers to people who don't pay their taxes.

Third reminder: "I am number one," —Nelly, 2001.

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