Here’s how you know that your film has made it to the big time: You get a porn parody.got one.got one, as well. And the next franchise to power a raunchy, NSFW porn parody? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Naturally. Here’s the NSFW trailer for it. You might want to close your office door before watching:As you might imagine, the origin story for our beloved warrior turtles changes drastically for the porn parody,. This revised history involves radioactive sperm getting into the sewers. How? We’re afraid to ask. But that leads to the creation of new heroes Michelangeblow, Master Sphincter, Dongatello, Casey Bones, and more. Really, this isn’t THAT much worse than Michael Bay’s version. I mean, if you saw Megan Fox in this outfit, wouldn’t you assume it was part of aporn parody?The bulk of this trailer is really just horrible sex puns involving turtles, or thebrand. “We’re coming out of our shells!” Gross. Eventually, someone suggests that the four heroes just get it on already, and porn April says she’s in. We can only imagine what the third act twist ofwill be.I know this is a porn parody, and it was probably slapped together in one weekend in the Valley. But really, can the person who created the Master Sphincter costume have tried a little harder? And no, that’s not a sex pun:The video tells you where you can track down the full version of. It’s not canon, so you don’t NEED to watch it to understand what happens in this summer’s. That movie, which reaches theaters on June 3, will build on the surprise hit of 2014, bringing back Megan Fox and Will Arnett, while also introducing newcomers Casey Jones (Stephen Amell) and the franchise favorites Bebop and Rocksteady . Directed by Dave Green, the secondwill be here soon. Will you check it out?