Prefer Peace to Piece wrote: Let’s face it, we all know that women don’t want men to have fun. You are only allowed to have fun with her and her alone. Have you ever seen the rage in a woman’s eyes after admitting you actually had a good time with the guys? In my opinion, there are several factors at play here. First, you are dealing with a woman’s insecurity. Then you are dealing with narcisism- a woman want’s to be the center of attention. There is also the control issue. One can usually have fun without dealing with the snowflakes. On a different note- nice to see you Old Bill. I hope everything is well with you. Thanks.

Man, my first girlfriend was like that. Well, more emotionally flat and dismissive after I came to her place (well, parents’place since we both still lived at home) and told her about the night before.

There sure was a seething rage in her eyes each time I announced I preferred having an evening of drinking and laughing with the guys instead of spending it with her, on the couch, watching a movie while fondling eachother a little. She then said the classic line of “sure, go ahead, do whatever you want”, trying to shame – or guilt – me into staying with her. I simply smiled and said “alright, see ya!” and left to have fun. Heh.

She did once or twice take me along to go shopping, though. First time was when her parents came along, and it resulted in her and her mom going from shop to shop while her dad and I waited outside. The second time it was just me and her, and instead of being the good docile man, waiting outside the changing rooms (or even outside the store holding her purse) I merely followed her inside the changing room and felt her up. Hey, if she’s allowed to have fun by trying on clothes, I’m having me some fun with her big t~~~, am I right? You should’ve seen how blushy and meek she became when I ripped the curtain aside, stepped in, closed the curtain again and stood behind her, pressing my crotch to her ass and placing my hands on her t~~~ to start playing with them *grin*