Forget Miley. Forget Kraftwerk. Forget OutKast.

The most anticipated Bay Area concert of 2014 belongs to “Home Alone” actor Macaulay Culkin’s pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band, the Pizza Underground, which just announced a show at Neck of the Woods on Mar. 5.

The group, as described, pays tribute to the great New York band by rearranging the lyrics to some of its best known songs so they frequently refer to sausages, cheese and hot dough. “All Tomorrow’s Parties” becomes “All the Pizza Parties,” Lou Reed’s “Walk On the Wild Side” becomes “Take a Bite of the Wild Slice,” and, er, you get the point.

In case you were wondering, no, the joke does not get old. Never. Nope. Zero. Not even when Culkin does a kazoo solo that makes you wish his agent would immediately call him away to make “Home Alone 15.”

Just watch the thrilling video below of the outfit in action. Tickets for the local stop of the Fresh to Your Door Tour are available now via TicketFly.