Hardly a surprise to learn that the IAS might not be completely accurate and honest in their “fundraping” efforts.

Here is their promotional item to extract funds from the suckers.

Now, according to the Snr CS WUS in his recent briefing, there are 700 new people a DAY coming into the LA model double SH size ideal org. Since January 2015 that is 120,000+ for LA Org alone.

And if you can believe their 11.4 million visits to their hundreds of websites (in the face of the massive media attention engendered by Going Clear and David Miscavige having his father followed by PI’s and then instructing them to let him die) — it is a pretty poor show if you compare it to my little blog on the fringe of the internet that has had more than 1.5 million visitors in the same time period, and Tony Ortega’s site which continues to have higher traffic rankings than scientology. And they have spent millions just trying to get people to click on their sites — including paying click farms in India and elsewhere to click on their sites to try and improve their ratings (I think at one point almost 20% of the traffic to scientology.org was from India and other high percentages from notorious click farm sites like the Philippines).

And you know that the figure of people who STARTED the “online” courses is deliberately started, not completed. In fact, as you will see below all of this only resulted in 1915 people “scheduled to arrive to orgs” — not arrivED. Nobody in their right mind who finds any scientology site on the internet does not ALSO find some far more interesting facts about scientology elsewhere on the interwebs.

So, in truth, the net result of all this massive activity and money spent is fail.

Now a bit of a bonus. Check out this wondrous piece of prose:

Things are extremely exciting right now in our world of Scientology!

With Maiden Voyage having just happened, with IAS sponsorship and grants going around left-front and center.

To recap:

We have our Volunteer Minister disaster Response on-going in Nepal.

11 Psych bust marches, for each psychiatric convention taking place this year.

Continued flooding of the Way to Happiness in Venezuela to chill out the environment.

Truth about Drugs, United for Human Rights, Ideal Orgs, and AOs; you name it we’re in it!

Not to mention our Global Scientology Dissemination Campaign where our outreach is resulting in booming effects such as –

15,000 online OCAs Completed.

9,000 online course starts.

1,915 people scheduled to arrive to the orgs.

That being said, there is every reason to support the IAS RIGHT NOW.

For that reason, I am having a game launched for the Flag OT Committee.

The game is over this Maiden Voyage period, to give out 150 awards to the Flag OT Committe for having raised donations!

Start date is 8th of June and goes on till the 23rd of July.

The rules are simple; raise donations, and turn them in so that you may then cash in on your desired award.

Attached is a picture of the various awards you can win!

Glass cloth – any donation

Bracelet – any donation

Pens – any donation

Glasses – $100

Commend – $500

Shirt – $1,000

Cap – $2,000

Key-Chain – $2,500

Bookmark – $5,000

START!!!!!!!!!

ARC,

Sean D. Tyrrell

“…sponsorship and grants going around left-front and center” I guess this kid must have gone to a scientology school. The only thing he seemed to learn there was exclamation tech.

Interesting, he doesn’t seem to know what a booklight is either.

And behold the awards that this guy is soooo excited about. Cheese doesn’t begin to describe this junk that wouldn’t make the grade at a low level trade show in a third rate city anywhere in the US…

For just $2,500 you can get a keychain! My son got a keychain with a flashlight in it when he went to the dentist!

And those IAS (appropriately rose colored for observing COB and the scientology world) shades are worth less than a pre-printed “commendation.”

But the real killer is the 2014 vintage eyeglass cleaner… I so want one of those. Nothing like a leftover giveaway from last year to get the money-giving juices flowing.

These pictures are exactly as they were transmitted by Sean in an obvious attempt to impress the Flag OTC.