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Bernie Sanders reacts to devastating defeat on 3/15

00:00 - 00:03 ...the results are coming in

00:04 - 00:05 ...and about two-thirds of the votes in Florida are favoring Clinton.

00:05 - 00:07 We're seeing similar results in North Carolina.

00:08 - 00:12 Hillary's "Southern Firewall" is holding strong.

00:12 - 00:15 While we're losing the black vote, young people still support us.

00:17 - 00:19 It's fine, we've got Illinois and Missouri in the bag.

00:19 - 00:21 They saw what we did in Chicago.

00:24 - 00:26 Bernie...

00:27 - 00:28 Illinois...

00:31 - 00:33 Illinois just went to Clinton.

00:34 - 00:36 Missouri was closer, but we...

00:53 - 00:58 All who voted for Hillary, Trump, or Cruz get out.

01:13 - 01:15 What the fuck is this shit!

01:15 - 01:17 Despite our efforts, Hillary is ABSOLUTELY KILLING US!

01:18 - 01:23 Everyone knows she's an establishment shill...

01:25 - 01:28 ...but she keeps winning!

01:29 - 01:31 She's a puppet of Wall Street!

01:31 - 01:34 The evidence of her treachery is overwhelming!

01:34 - 01:37 She killed four soldiers in Benghazi and nobody bats an eye!

01:37 - 01:40 Everyone's ignoring the email scandal too!

01:40 - 01:42 Bernie, most democrats think she's a feminist and that she's...

01:42 - 01:46 I HAVE BLACK LIVES MATTER! AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

01:46 - 01:48 Bernie, nobody likes SJWs and racists...

01:48 - 01:52 This is ridiculous! If you're white you don't know what it's like to be poor!

01:53 - 01:54 I'm finished!

01:56 - 01:57 I thought the "free shit" platform was still valid...

01:57 - 02:00 ....and it is. I think it is, still. The millenials love free shit.

02:00 - 02:03 They want to work at Starbucks and earn $20 an hour while driving a BMW...

02:04 - 02:08 Everyone can choose their gender, and nobody would actually own anything.

02:08 - 02:13 We will fund ALL OF IT by taxing the hell out of the rich!

02:14 - 02:16 My god, it would be SO badass!

02:17 - 02:21 I just wanted to destroy capitalism - to become THE NEXT STALIN!

02:27 - 02:29 I've never had much in my life...

02:30 - 02:34 I've bankrupted many people, fighting the good fight..

02:34 - 02:36 ...to bring the degeneracy of Europe to America!

02:41 - 02:42 This is insane.

02:43 - 02:47 Why don't these god damn Americans want to live under socialism?

02:48 - 02:53 Who's going to pay for all the gender studies degrees?

02:54 - 02:56 It's like they want to have businesses and shit.

02:56 - 02:59 They want to work hard and make their own money.

03:00 - 03:02 Who taught them about this shit?

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, we still have Donald Trump.

03:14 - 03:16 My life has been a lie.

03:19 - 03:23 We've wasted a lot of people's money on this campaign.

03:25 - 03:26 The people of America hate us.

03:31 - 03:33 We're screwed.

03:40 - 03:46 Hillary Clinton is going to win the Democratic nomination.

03:46 - 03:49 There's nothing we can do about it now.