Bill Belichick has gained telekinetic powers, and is using those powers to influence coin flips.

Or at least that’s what it seems like. The Patriots have become so good this year, and the rest of the NFL and its fans are so concerned that they’re cheating, that we now have reports coming out questioning if the Patriots are winning coin flips too much.

Seriously.

A CBS Sports post with the headline “Patriots have no need for probability, win coin flip at impossible clip” ran this week, noting that the Patriots have won the coin toss 19 of the last 25 times. The writer points out that this has a probability of .0073, or less than three quarters of one percent.

(If you’re asking here why the headline says the Patriots are winning the coin flip at an “impossible clip” when it’s quite clearly possible, and literally spelled out as merely improbable in the post, well, that’s a good question to ask.)

Anyway, yes, Bill Belichick is a monster, someone who has figured out how to control coins with his evil brain waves and is using that to win coin flips and defer on the initial kickoff.

He’s the boogie man. He’s a ghost. He’s a monster. He comes in, changes the coin’s trajectory in mid air, and like that, he’s gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkJqKOb0ZhY