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We try to play Civ... It dosn't work very well. Jon get's angry

00:00 - 00:03 So the plan is to play Civ again rather than Teraria.

00:04 - 00:05 I'm loading the game now.

00:05 - 00:07 Jon, you have spawned here

00:08 - 00:12 I guess Andy is here, Amy here and Robroy over there

00:12 - 00:15 God only knows where David is

00:17 - 00:19 Not that that will matter

00:19 - 00:21 He's a bit shit

00:24 - 00:26 Jon...

00:27 - 00:28 The server...

00:31 - 00:33 The server has crashed again

00:34 - 00:36 The turn timer is running but units won't move

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone on the chat playing Teraria, Trev, Tom, Leave theis discored chat

01:13 - 01:15 It's fucking crashed Again!

01:15 - 01:17 Every single fucking time we play this fucking game!

01:18 - 01:23 5 turns in, I'm being raped by Barbarians, and it crashes out YET AGAIN

01:25 - 01:28 We've bairly got even started.

01:29 - 01:31 It's just so fucking unstable

01:31 - 01:34 We come to this, every fucking week, and repete this shit

01:34 - 01:37 I swaire it's not my hosting machine

01:37 - 01:40 I payed over 100 quid for it off ebay!

01:40 - 01:42 Jon we got quite far, Amy constructed the Great Library

01:42 - 01:46 THE GREAT FUCKING LIBRAY! SHE CAN DO THAT IN 5 CUNTING SECONDS

01:46 - 01:48 Jon, we could just play Teraria

01:48 - 01:52 We're not playing cunting Teraria! Grindy peice of shit!

01:53 - 01:54 3 FUCKING YEARS!

01:56 - 01:57 3 fucking years playing

01:57 - 02:00 and we've only ever finished one single game

02:00 - 02:03 and that was just out of stupidity!

02:04 - 02:08 And that one time we called it quits over that war of attrition

02:08 - 02:13 Because it keeps CRASHING OUT EVERY FUCKING 5 TURNS

02:14 - 02:16 It's driving me up the cunting wall!

02:17 - 02:21 This is probably karmic revenge for that shit with A.J Mens

02:27 - 02:29 It's always the fucking same

02:30 - 02:34 Yet we keep trying. Every week we try.

02:34 - 02:36 Lets see if we can get as far as "Clasical Age"

02:41 - 02:42 But guess what?

02:43 - 02:47 AMY GETS THE GREAT LIBRARY AND WE'RE OUT, AGAIN!

02:48 - 02:53 Then you bunch of turncotes go and play Don't Starve Together!

02:54 - 02:56 Do you forget how this started?

02:56 - 02:59 It started with Civ on a Tusday night!

03:00 - 03:02 We wanted to play CIV!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry Trev, We'll start our own Discord Chat...

03:14 - 03:16 I supose it's just a poorley coded game

03:19 - 03:23 It just, loading, saving and re-loading... every week

03:25 - 03:26 I get it...

03:31 - 03:33 what about.. Stelaris?

03:40 - 03:46 At least when that shit crashes out, then there's only 2 nerds wasting their time

03:46 - 03:49 Its just a fucking waste of time.