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CURRENTLY un-impeached President Of The United States Donald Trump yesterday announced that the USA would be pulling out of the Paris Accords agreement on climate change, ticking a big one off his list marked ‘Undo Everything That Barack Obama Spent Eight Years Doing’.

Having made it his business to go after ‘the big ones’, Trump has added cancelling America’s pledge to tackle climate change to his earlier act of repealing the Affordable Care Act, also known as ‘Obamacare’, just to remove any trace of the work done by a non-Republican president over the last two presidential terms.

With millions of Americans now facing the same crippling healthcare debt that they fleetingly escaped from thanks to the ACA and the entire world now facing an uncertain future filled with drought, mass-migration, famine and war, Trump has locked himself in the Oval Office with a team of aides to ‘go through the list’ and see what to undo next.

“He’s probably going to go for ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’, get them gay lads out of the military,” said a source close to the White House.

“That one never sat well with the GOP. Then we’ll spin Guantanamo up to full speed again, torture the fuck out of some Muslims for a while, then go find the corpse of Osama Bin Laden and bring him back to life”.

Meanwhile, Trump has downplayed any fears about global warming, stating that it might mean ‘everyone has a nice tan like me’.