Rarely in life will you see the perfect sequence of events fall into place to create groundbreaking, revolutionary change, but in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, something special is happening.

The home of the Milwaukee Brewers is getting a new name. Miller Brewing will no longer hold the naming rights to the stadium come the start of the 2021 baseball season. The American Family Insurance Company, simply referred to as AmFam, has secured those rights.

This stadium is quite a rarity, as it is the only stadium with a fan shaped convertible roof in all of North America. Presumably drawing their inspiration from the America's most beloved mollusc, the clam, the designers had a dream in mind (probably). Yes, the Miller Clam would be born, one of the most cherished stadiums in sports! Sadly, the corrupt Miller executives crushed this dream.

What was the issue? Did the Miller Clam just not have the right ring to it? Understandable. But today, things have changed.

Now, with American Family Insurance holding the naming rights the original designers and engineers of the stadium can rejoice! The AmFam Clam flows off the tongue with ease, grace, and honor.

Join me in demanding that the American Family Insurance Company scrape their incredibly dull and boring stadium name, American Family Field, and let's bring the AmFam Clam to Wisconsinites and baseball fans everywhere.