There has been an incredible amount of buzz ever since Amazon announced that they were looking to find a home for their second headquarters back in September. This has led to a number of elaborate proposals and promises of tax breaks by cities and states desperate for economic revitalization (the new headquarters is projected to create more than 50,000 new jobs).

Some of the crazier bids include:

In a rare instance of solidarity, MSU head coach Mark Dantonio and Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh both wore headsets with the logo #AmazonDetroit

The mayor of Stonecrest, Georgia is willing to rename the city after the technology giant

Birmingham, Alabama is placing gigantic Amazon boxes throughout the area.

And of course, Boston is looking to get on this action. The city is currently making a massive push to coax Amazon into considering the already over-populated area as their new home. To accomplish this goal, they recently released two videos outlining the benefits of calling Boston ‘home,’

According to these videos, Boston is looking to shove Amazon into a old horse track called the Suffolk Downs located close to the Boston Logan Airport.

While this all seems good on paper, Boston locals are looking at this through the lens of their morning commute, and how 50,000 additional people will effect public transportation in the area. You can take our word for it — it will be a nightmare.

That is why SludgeFeed is countering our great city’s Amazon bid with a bid of our own:

We, the actual people of Boston, request that a Taco Bell be built on the historic streets of Boston.

Why Taco Bell you ask? Well, as it turns out, there’s only one fucking restaurant in the entire god damn city! Don’t believe me? Try finding a Taco Bell in Boston, or just check out this Google Maps search for Taco Bell restaurants in Boston:

Are you kidding me? In a city of nearly 700,000 people, there is only one Taco Bell?

The people have noticed. In fact, there have been multiple forum-based complaints dating back to 2002.

And just why the fuck is there only one Taco Bell in Boston anyway? (FROM 2002!)

Boston needs more Taco Bells.

How does Boston not have a single Taco Bell

I suspect the reasoning for Boston being a Crunch Wrap Supreme desert is the high food taxes plaguing restaurants in the area, and the additional fast food taxes that were set in place back in the 90’s. To see the detrimental effects of these high taxes, look no further than the utter lack of dollar menu items in the city. It simply makes franchising fast food restaurants economically unviable.

Boston, are you listening? Please forgo any tax cuts set aside for Amazon, and give them to Taco Bell! We fucking need some Crazy Fiesta Potatoes.

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