I'M WATCHINGONE OF STANLEY'S

CHINPOKOMON VIDEOTAPES.

WHY ?

OUR SON LOVESTHIS SHOW, RANDY,

SO I THINK ITS IMPORTANTTHAT WE WATCH IT TO SEE

IF IT'S TEACHING HIMGOOD MORAL VALUES.

HEY, YOUMUST BE ROOS-TOR !

I HAVEN'T BOUGHTONE OF YOU YET,

BUT I'LL BET YOU CANTRANSFORM INTO ROO-STALLION

IF YOU FOUNDDIAMOND SKILL SEVEN !

ROOOO-STOR !

HEY, I AM GOING TO TAKE YOURROOS-TOR AND PUT IT IN THIS BAG

WHERE IT WILL FLOURISHOR EXPIRE DEPENDING ON FATE.

HEY, IS THATA GOOD IDEA ?

ROOS-TORS AREN'T LIKECHEW-CHEW NEZUMIS

THEY HAVEN'T THE HEARTFOR SUCH ENDEAVORS.

OH ?

ARE THOSE GOODMORAL VALUES ?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELLTHEY'RE TALKING ABOUT !

LAMBTRON !

YOU ARE LOSING THEBATTLE OF YOUR LIFE !

BUT LAMTRON'S POWER LEVEL GIVESHIM GOOD CHANCE OF A NEW FIGHT !

WILL HE SUCCEED ?

I AM SAD NOW, BECAUSE LAMBTRONMUST BE VERY LONELY

BECAUSE THERE ARE SO FEWLAMBTRONS IN THE WORLD.

WILL HE EVER FINDA COMPANION ?

THIS DOESN'TMAKE ANY SENSE !

ARE THOSE STUPID THINGSSUPPOSED TO BE ANIMALSOR ROBOTS OR WHAT ?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT I SUDDENLY KIND OFWANT TO OWN THEM ALL.

RANDY, WE CAN'T ALLOW OUR SONTO WATCH THIS STUFF.

WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE ITSVULGAR OR VIOLENT.

NO, BUT IT'SINCREDIB1LY STUPID,

AND THAT CAN BE WORSE ONA CHILD'S MIND THAN ANYVULGARITY OR VIOLENCE.

REMEMBER WHAT "BATTLE OF THENETWORK STARS" DID TO ANENTIRE GENERATION.

MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT !