Fingers tapping nervously, eyes on the clock, the whole day was slipping by while I remained completely stranded. Trapped at the same point, seeing the same depressing sights over and over again, my mind was furiously trying to work out a solution to no avail; it was only a matter of time before absolute insanity set it. Here I was, in the middle of no where… And I couldn’t get into my email. Oh, horror of horrors, how can one survive for any amount of time without being able to check your messages? Especially while waiting to hear back on some critical and time-sensitive issues, each minute that passed as the same error message flicked across the screen felt like a whole year, my anxiety building in leaps and bounds.

Finally giving in and admitting that this was a problem beyond my reach, the frantic phone calls to technical support at least yielded progress; A computer expert would be sent to help, and should arrive any moment. Prepping the entry way as if expecting an ambulance, I cleared a path to the ailing patient. On pins and needles when the “expert” showed up, my heart sank at the sight before my eyes- There was no way that this little guy could possibly help here!

After all, what do penguins know about computers? Still, he seemed somehow familiar, so I graciously accepted his offer to investigate the problem, desperate to just get back to business as usual.

Quickly stepping in and getting right to work, it was only a minute or two before the screen glowed with my inbox again, displaying dozens of new messages in need to responses. I was so elated, I hugged my helper tightly; I was saved! A day without email has become akin to a day without food or water, sad to say, and this guy had come to my rescue just in time.

Perhaps you’re experiencing some computer troubles yourself? It happens to the best of us, so be prepared, and have some technical support on hand just in case. You can easily make yourself a computer-savvy penguin just like this guy who came to my aid, too!

Linux-Like Penguin

Body and Head:

With #7 US DPNs and black worsted weight yarn, CO3 and distribute among needles

Kfb into each st (6 sts)

Kfb into each st (12sts)

K1, kfb* around (18 sts)

K2, kfb* around (24 sts)

K3, kfb* around (30 sts)

K4, kfb* around (36 sts)

K5, kfb* around (42 sts)

K 8 rounds even

K5, k2tog* around (36 sts)

K 1 round even

K4, k2tog* around (30 sts)

K3, k2tog* around (24 sts)

K 2 rounds even

-Lightly stuff the head before continuing-

K3, kfb* around (30 sts)

K 1 round even

K4, kfb* around (36 sts)

K 1 round even

K5, kfb* around (42 sts)

K 1 round even

K6, kfb* around (48 sts)

K 1 round even

K7, kfb* around (54 sts)

K 5 rounds even

K8, kfb* around (60 sts)

K 5 rounds even

K9, kfb* around (66 sts)

K 10 rounds even

K9, k2tog* around (60 sts)

K8, k2tog* around (54 sts)

K7, k2tog* around (48 sts)

K6, k2tog* around (42 sts)

K5, k2tog* around (36 sts)

K4, k2tog* around (30 sts)

K3, k2tog* around (24 sts)

Stuff the body, break the yarn and draw it through the remains stitches, tying tight.

Beak:

CO3 with orange worsted weight yarn

Kfb into each st (6 sts)

K1, kfb* around (9 sts)

K2, kfb* around (12 sts)

K3, kfb* around (15 sts)

K 1 round even

K4, kfb* around (18 sts)

K 2 rounds even

BO

Wing (Make 2):

With straight needles (these are knit flat) and black worsted weight yarn, CO4

Purl first and all odd rows

Sl, k3

Sl, kfb twice, k1 (6 sts)

Sl, kfb, k2, kfb, k1 (8 sts)

Sl, kfb, k4, kfb, k1 (10 sts)

Sl, kfb, k6, kfb, k1 (12 sts)

Sl, kfb, k8, kfb, k1 (14 sts)

Sl, k all for 8 rows

P one more row before you BO knit-wise, leaving 6 inch tail

Finishing:

Print out the template for the details, and cut the appropriate pieces out of the specified colors of felt. Color in the pupils for the eyes with fabric markers. Sew into place with invisible thread, or thread of a matching color. Embroider the beak, lightly stuff, and attach. Never worry about computer problems again with this clever penguin on your side!

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