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Jackalopee likes Penis

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Jackalopee enjoys sexing other mens.

1492

The Nine: Lazuli Effect

NateMagic

It is a well known tale, the tale of the Pumpkin Jacks uprising. Almost no one knows the full story though, the driving force behind the Jacks. The organization that created the idea of the Jacks. The organization known as the Nine. In this book I, NateMagic will tell you what actually happened in Lazuli. I will reveal the Nine and some of their members. I will show you some of their true intentions, and leave others for you to realise. This book is a look into one of the most secret societys of CivCraft. :: To start off we should go from the beginning, the founding of the Nine to the end of Lazuli. The Nine was founded by a group of like-minded power hungry individuals who all shared the same goal. This goal was the complete and total control of all events within CivCraft. From staged wars, to total slaughters of innocence. They silence the voices of those who speak out and realise what is happening. They use their administrative powers to ban those whom oppose them. :: The group was formed while CivCraft had just began. They would infiltrate towns and push their members into positions of power with in these CivCraft societys. The three most popular and well known members of the Nine are NoxyD, Foofed, and Ttk2. They all decided to chose different societys to infiltrate and then eventually control. :: Foofed chose Columbia and quickly made friends with Rdhayes and wrote up a constitution with him. The citizens of the newly formed Columbia recognized Foofed as a fearless warrior with infinite sight. Foofed was the law, is the law, and always will be the law of Columbia and CivCraft. NoxyD chose to infiltrate and take over the semi-monarchy of Lazuli. He would gain followers then turn on the town, only to have one of his members still infiltrating. This member would then be crowned king of Lazuli. Ttocs_is_awee was his name, his role was to wipe the blood off of NoxyD's sword and pretend as if there was never anything there. Ttocs would paint NoxyD as a loveable man that you could not attack, and NoxyD would act the part 100%. Last but not least the ringmaster, Ttk2. Ttk2 would cleanse the subreddit where information was shared between citizens of CivCraft. He would moderate and keep any opposition silenced. He would swing the ban hammer at anyone who attempted to say no to his immense power, anyone who attempted to challenge his god-like powers with their own. Power is not all that makes Ttk2 though, he is also extremly clever, he founded an underwater city called Atlantis. The water pressure alone is enough to brain wash the masses into doing whatever you tell them to do. He called his mindless zombie followers AnCaps. They accepted this pet name graciously. These poor souls story is for another day. :: Now onto the story of the rise and recreation of Lazuli. Lazuli was founded by SomethingSaucy, a highschool student. The story starts when NoxyD and fellow members of his clan arrive in Lazuli and settle down. From this point on NoxyD and his friend Matticus_Rex plot to take over Lazuli. Their strategy was solid, they would capture this poor grade 12 student and hold him hostage. The plan was that NoxyD's clan would set up a distraction through out town. They would then set off the distraction which was a truck load of TnT when SomethingSaucy logged in. NoxyD would then take advantage of the town's panic to go and capture SomethingSaucy. Ttk2 ready with his ban hammer and Matticus_Rex ready to dismiss anything heard and convince all of CivCraft that it was completely false and impossible to prove, the plan was set into motion. It was going well until Ttk2 had to go to the bathroom, at this point Mindscale logged in. Mindscale saw NoxyD's clan setting up TnT all over town. NoxyD now in a panic, Ttk2 absent and the news spread like a wild fire. NoxyD set off the TnT before it was all in place and fled the town with his crew. At this point Matticus_Rex and NoxyD were furious with Ttk2 for leaving at such a vital time during the operation. This now meant that Matticus_Rex and NoxyD would need to reformulate their strategy. One day a new group of young middle school aged boys came to the server. Their group was known as Infinius. Powerless, and new looking for things to destroy Matticus_Rex quickly snatched them up. He told them he would allow them to do anything they wanted, and give them all the necessary equipment to do it. On one condition, that they would completely disarm Lazuli. They agreed. NoxyD and the Nine created a set of undetectable modifications to a client that would allow them to lag the server while they were online and they would be unaffected by it. Ttk2 turned a blind eye to Matticus_Rex's little pets for a good week. Then Infinius acted, they went through Lazuli and dug into everyone's chest stealing all valuables. Ttk2 provided them with information on which chests to dig into and told them how to dig in properly so that it would not look as if they knew exactly where the chests were. They ignored this and for that Ttk2 was not happy. The Nine told Ttk2 to calm down, and to just shrug it off. Infinius was a valuable tool for the Nine. While this was true, you never cross a member of the Nine. Ttk2 knowing that it was not in the right to allow them to disobey him, he lifted up his ban hammer. Lugging it over his shoulder he walked over to the group and swung it at all of them. Instantly sealing them all with in another dimension. :: It was too late for Lazuli sadly though. Infinius had already annihilated any forms of defense the poor city could manage. NoxyD taking full advantage of the situation offered to negotiate with Lazuli. Lazuli hot headed and angry of being robbed by criminals who used god-like powers to do it none the less declined any form of negotiation. NoxyD sat in delight with a smile ear to ear, he was going to allow them to hand over their town, but now he had a reason to go on one of his killing sprees. Lazuli believing that NoxyD's men too had been effected by Infinius did not forsee the future. Almost all of Lazuli completely upset with Ttk2 for allowing such a crime to happen, left this world. Taking their lives before NoxyD had the chance too, unknowing of the future of the other poor souls that still resided with in Lazuli. The next day NoxyD and his men geared up and strolled into Lazuli. They butchered every man woman and child hiding in their homes from him, running in the streets. They were all hacked to death, souls extrated, their corpses wreaked of foul magic. NoxyD the butcher told all of his men to bring him the souls of the departed. He then brought out his final playing card. Ttocs_is_awee. Ttocs was a long term member of the plan to take over Lazuli. He gained the trust of all Lazulians. NoxyD placing Ttocs_is_awee with the rest of the Lazulians made them all feel as if he was one of them not one of NoxyD's men. NoxyD then summoned all of them and told them to break themselves free. He then left Lazuli letting Ttocs do the rest of the work. He then left Lazuli letting Ttocs associate with the poor victims of NoxyD's twisted murderous pleasures. :: The final part of the plan was to convince all of CivCraft that Ttocs_is_awe was indeed a valid leader of Lazuli. After that he would need to convince Lazuli to forgive NoxyD, and convince the rest of CivCraft that they forgave him as well. Ttocs created a pseudo agreement with NoxyD that involved total forgiveness from both parties NoxyD's and Lazuli. This was the darkest and most pathetic day for Lazuli. To be trampled on, then to have your leader be part of the crew that destroyed you. On top of all of that, to not even realise that your new leader was a member of that crew! Many members of the Nine took part in the dismemberment of Lazuli. Though they appeared to be on both sides to confuse the general public of Lazuli and CivCraft. Lazuli has been forged a new under the leadership of NoxyD. The Lazulians have been renamed the Pumpkin Jacks. I NateMagic, refuse this new title. I am a Lazulian. This is only one documentation of the Nine's work. There are many more, I encourage my oppressed brothers and sisters to write. To spread knowledge of their evil organization. All of those who have been effected by the Nine rally together make known the horrific tale of the Nine's work! FIGHT THE POWER! :: LAZULI FOREVER!

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The Book of Dolan

NateMagic

1:01 Atmorans :: They say they hear cities hare foulsome Atmora soughte land resources laws. This is a loss of wealth, to France aboard bodeily years. For the names of the citizens shortman3484 and dhingus. Many have abandoned in favor of good destroyend, and that happened for many years, both in their nature, behond author shortman3484, dhingus vacation. That night, he had the dhingus many ethnic conflicts, and, and came to the vision of Dolan. Dolan said dhingus said, and ordered the expulsions of fortenight is back, this Atmora purification from sin. :: 1:02 Pumpkin Jacks :: dhingus burned Atmora returned free of sin. Walks the earth dhingus homlesse find setle Nepalese soil. It worked, because the servant of the inhibitory avoidance unfortunate that many. To be or even to hold the nest dhingus, perfect homestead, again visited this great vision. dhingus called to teach their dolls, a servant of the people, before you hit a high foul dhingus isolated and spread the teachings. :: 2:01 MelonWoodsMen :: It is night, and ordered him dhingus Dolan to find a new empty set attachment to found a new land is blessed. Landers the last day of fertile dhingus Melonwood to you now in his own country. He urged his compatriots collected. Word came cold and hard. :: 2:02 Dolanism :: Dolan on the day of burning dollars dhingus. The reason is that laws are dhingus old servant; Or kill the body it does not hurt to another, the ends of the Wild defense. And as for you, according to his sweat holieness Daolang dollars. For you, the body is not worthy forms of wickedness. You will be a brother. You have come to the Holy Land and housing developements on the outskirts of Tulane. Dolan cool brother, you. With Linkin Park, you will keep the child. Do not hurt others in the wrong brother structours. You can visit the Great Temple of ideas and Dolan. You keep quiet in the mind of the heat. The good you do not want bad. Work, work to correct servant. You will build to suit his eyen. This is how.

1071

Clown Town: A story of a Clown

NateMagic

There once was a clown that lived in a town. He would always roam with in his home. Shouting at the citizens that would pass by. Little did they know soon they would all die. He bottled experience day and night, living in Lazuli secure and without a fright. Every time he'd laugh and say, well shit if someone breaks in, there will be hell to pay. Enforcing the chest with nothing but iron, little did he know his exp would alert the town siren. One fateful night a dark star dropped in, stealing all the exp for use of sin. Mocking the clown and putting him down, he bragged and thanked the Lazulian town. He would murder and pillage in three other citys, showing the inhabitans little to no pity. Mocking the clown asking if he'd further share, acting like he truly did care. The clown then responded requesting him to return to town. Looking at it sadly the clown could only continue to frown. He then showed up ready to rob, deathstar would soon be left to sob. To the obsidian ship they went, little did the star know to the end he'd be sent. Trapping the star within the ship, this was the end to his mischievous trip. Dancing and jumping up and down, vengeance had been exacted by the clown. The end.

1011

Journey to Lazuli

NateMagic

Well it all started out when I woke up in a strange and unfamiliar place. I looked around seeing nothing, no one anywhere near me. So I walked around for a while and came upon a large obsidian and stone perimiter. I went to the front door and could not get through the door. It was locked, so me looking to explore found a way to hop his perimiter without placing blocks, there was an overhang which I spritned and leaped across to jump ontop of the wall . Inside this perimiter there was a large obsidian and stone box that stated it was a vault. So I looked at it for a bit, realised that it was going to be impossible to get into. I then looked for a way out. Turns out there was an unlocked door which I just opened and walked out of. Looking back I feel a bit stupid for not looking harder, rather then just hoping over it. Then I came to a small opening in the ground just large enough for me to hop down into. When I got down there I noticed a chest. I went over to it feeling a bit hungry as the previous complex I had visited had no food. I opened it up and there I found around 3 coal, some melon and 5 bread. I took that and ate 2 pieces of bread, as I was sitting there looking around to see if anyone had followed me I noticed a path. It was lit decently, so I walked through it. This would probably be my biggest mistake of the night. I walked down this path for around 2 hours sprinting some of it, walking other parts. There were decently placed chests at intervals each having enough food to keep me from starving. I thank whom ever put those there and have replenished the chests from my previous journey. That was some months back. While walking along this very large underground network, I noticed an entry to what seemed like an old mining shaft. I saw a chest sitting there, untouched. I opened it up and there were 2 diamonds sitting there. I was a little shocked, the maker of this underground network had missed 2 diamonds? I thought to myself for a few moments on what to do with my newly aquired diamonds. So I busted the wood creating support beams for the mineshaft, good thing it didn't colapse on me. I then used the wood to create myself a workbench. Getting a few more wooden planks from the mining shaft I broke them down into a handle and forged my very first sword. Now happy with my sword I communicated telepathically with one of my friends notifying him on my current wealth. He responded saying he also had a diamond weapon as well as being fully armored in iron. Me being a little saddened by my lack of wealth, continued upon my path. After countless chests of food, and darkness I came to a large melon house, with melons growing al over the place . I then looked around for any others, seeing no one I went over and began to harvest melons. these melons would keep me well fed through out my journey. After my harvest there was a ladder going straight up out of this cave area. I climbed out into the great sunlight, and walked along eating melon, and being paranoid. I came upon a large unrefined stone structure, the sound of chickens could be heard screaching from below. There was a large field of wheat, some glass area, and a massive tree orchard. Well me realising that more food would be good on my journey went to harvesting. After I had finished my harvesting there were around 4 stacks of bread. So I quickly made a box for the owner should he ever come back, placed half of what I harvested inside the box, and left them a melon seed since I noticed they had none. I would later come to realise that melons were probably the worst food as I would be eating them for a good duration of my life. I placed all the seeds in as I was unsure when he'd come back or how he would respond to me taking his entire harvest. I didn't want to be killed or harmed while attempting to re-plant it. As I finished making a sign to notify the owner I hear someone shouting HI at me . Alarmed I look around and start running off towards the mountains. I look behind me to see a man in full iron chasing me, at this point my heart starts to race. He continues to shout Sup, at me while I run off. Now I would have stayed in an attempt to communicate with him had he not been weilding a diamond sword and shouting at me. Alas, he ended up leaving as I out ran him, I assume he was hungry as well since I had harvested all of his crops. Maybe he should have stopped to read the sign I left him. So I'd continue on my journey now extremly well stocked for the hunger. I again spoke with my friend across the world telling him of what had just happened to me. He laughed and told me I was lucky to have out ran him, he could have trapped my soul. I was a bit taken back by this, the mere thought of someone being able to trap my soul? Usually when in this world I would just pass out and wake up somewhere else, as the great notch would pick me up and place me somewhere, or near my bed. This new world I was in was as godless as they come. Or to my later knowledge god filled. I then asked my friend more about how they go about trapping my soul. He stated that ominous tall shadow creatures would drop soul containers. From my recent experiences in other worlds these were only used for jumping to higher areas. Now they had become even more valuable. He also added there was a large city known for stealing souls. This city was known as Columbia. I was a bit taken back by this, a city known for stealing souls? What kind of world was this? I would then be extremly cautious of others land keeping away, trying not to approach them. He invited me to his current residence where he said he was building a ship! Wow a ship, I had always wanted to build a ship! So, I agreed to come to his current city known as Lazuli to see his ship. On my travels there it would come to a brief halt in an evergreen forest. Night had fallen, the shadows were crawling with evil. I heard the screaches of spiders, the shifting of bones from skeletal archers, and the moans of the undead. I was quite sure of myself in combat, I ran around killing archers, running from undead, and fighting off the spiders trying to jump on me. After what seemed like hours of fighting I stop behind a tree to eat as I had grown hungry during combat, and endless sprinting. I realised I had been going in the wrong direction. I turned around and the sun started to rise. Finally the sun, the evil seemed to have been washed away with the sunlight. As I walked through the forest a second time it was a lot more calm. Reaching the edge of the forest I heard the shifting of bones. I realised there was still evil within the forest, it had escaped the justifying light of the sun. There hiding under an evergreen were 3 skeletal archers all lined up staring at me. Overconfident in myself I charged them rather then fleeing. All three of them shot me twice each, knocking me unconcious. I woke up what seemed like instantly in another unfamiliar place. Saddened by what just happened I notified my friend that it would take me a bit longer to reach him. So I would walk towards where he was sprinting, as I was just so upset with myself I wanted to get in the saftey of a city. Around a day or two of sprinting I realised I was extremly hungry, no longer able to sprint I desperatly scanned the area looking for food. I saw a few pigs oinking and walking around, a chicken laying eggs randomly, and a heard of cows. I went over to the cows first, strangling and murdering the entire pack of them, pulling meat off their bodies to eat. I ate their meat raw. Now somewhat full I decided I'd probably need more food for my adventure . I went over to a tree, it was rather weak, I through my weight on it and it snapped. I collected all the wood from it and crafted myself another workbench. I sat down and fastend myself a makeshift pickaxe. I dug down into the dirt with my hands untill it was too hard to break with them. I pulled out my pickaxe and began to harves the hard rocks below me. After I had gathered enough to create a furnace and a sword, I got a bit more. I dropped the rocks below myself hopping up ontop of them, and then filling in the rest of the hole with dirt. Then sitting down at my crafting bench I made myself a sword to kill the rest of the animals around me. I also created an oven to cook them in. I felt quite terrible about killing the cows, so I placed a sign above my oven stating how it was wrong to kill animals just because you're hungry. I don't actually think that, I just thought that the way in which I did it was wrong. I wiped the blood of my face, and went over to a nearby lake walking through it to clean the rest of myself off, and would journey towards Lazuli. The rest of the journey there I ignored buildings and stayed away from them, for fear of my soul being stolen from my body. I approached someone off in the distance I could see them planting seeds in a patch. I slowly crept up on them unsure wether or not to attack them. I decided they looked harmless, no armor, and they were planting a field out in the open. I said hello to them, rather then attacking them. They continued working for a few more moments. Returning my greeting later, I can't recall most of our conversation. I asked their opinion on Columbia and if it was really as dangerous as my friend said it was. There response was something upon the lines of its not dangerous. So I thanked them, for their time, and left them to planting their crops. This was the second person I had met on the server. It wouldn't take me long before I finally showed up within Lazuli. I finished the rest of the travel by water. When I finally got to Lazuli, my friends 'boat' wasn't a boat at all.. It was more of a bowl made out of wood, with poorly placed crops. He had planted all his melon seeds side by side so that none of them had room to grow. There was wheat all around them. I mocked him for his lack of knowledge then fixed his farm for him while he was staring off into space. Another one of my friends Squoitle had also arrived within the great city of Lazuli. We both mocked blizzxx for a few hours about his melons, and even replanted them in the same fashion he did placing a sign above it. The sign read blizzxx's retarded crops. Later we contacted our friend Alexzandria to come join this world with us. She said sure. Her travels were quite like my second travels. When she arrived within Lazuli she decided she would one up my friend blizzxx. The plan was to build a massive boat crashing into blizz's bowl. I told her that'd be a little unethical. So we decided to just build a Large ship out of birch wood. The ship dwarfed blizz's little bowl, and we decided to rename his ship to a soup bowl . Our ship would later be called Queen Alexzandria by blizzxx. We adopted that name, and use a form of it for the ship currently. blizzxx disapeared after a few days within this world. The two others that arrived with me would stay through the events that would ravage Lazuli. These are my travels to Lazuli. I am currently the Councilor of Security within Lazuli. NateMagic out.

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Retarden Street and the Sheep

NateMagic