ThinkGeek Rep. Jerjerrod: This is ThinkGeek. My name is Tiaan Jerjerrod. How may I help you today?

Me: You may dispense with the pleasantries. I’m here to talk to you about the Death Star lamp I ordered.

Jerjerrod: I assure you, we are working as fast as we can to ship them out.

Me: Perhaps you need to find new ways to motivate your workers.

Jerjerrod: I tell you, the lamp will be delivered as planned.

Me: My kid does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.

Jerjerrod: Your kid seems to ask the impossible.

Me: You can tell him that yourself.

Jerjerrod: Your kid is coming to the phone?

Me: That is correct. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

Jerjerrod: We shall double our efforts.

Me: I hope so, for your sake. My kid is not as forgiving as I am... especially right before nap time.