What's Windsor worth? Well, $5 billion or best offer on Kijiji, according to a new article posted on the satirical website, The Beaverton.

In a post written by Luke Gordon Field on Wednesday, The Beaverton says the province has decided to sell Windsor — and its 211,000 residents — on the popular, free, online Canadian classified website Kijiji, all in an effort to reduce Ontario's debt.

"Ontario to lower debt by selling Windsor on Kijiji," the headline blares.

"On the heels of S&P's reduction of Ontario's credit score, the Liberal Government announced an intention to earn some extra cash by selling the city of Windsor and its 211,000 residents on Kijiji," the post reads, in part. "The ad advises potential customers that Windsor is in 'not bad condition,' and 'could easily be fixed up with a little TLC.'"

In reality, Standard & Poor's did, in fact, lower Ontario's financial rating on July 6 to A+ from AA-.