Doctor: Burger King’s ‘Impossible Burger’ has 18 million times more estrogen than regular Whopper. If you’re a transgender guy who wants breast implants just save your money and eat these.

“The impossible whopper has 44 mg of estrogen and the whopper has 2.5 ng of estrogen,” wrote Stangle. “That means an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a regular whopper.”

In short, the Impossible Burger is a genetically modified organism filled with calorie-dense oils that can make a man grow breasts if eaten in sufficient quantity.