Evil Guard 1: Oh crap, the boy is here! It can’t get much worse, can it?



Evil Guard 2: I wouldn’t say that if I were you.



Evil Guard 1: Why?



(A portal opens and Chomper pops out and eats Evil Guard 1)



Evil Guard 2: Not What I was thinking but whatever



(Another portal opens and Squash comes out and crushes Evil Guard 2, leaving a big blood splatter)



Marco: Well that’s one way to take care of the guards.