Sherlock: “Whoa! Look at that tree. Momma Mim didn’t tell us it was Christmas.”

Shasta: “Sure enough. Look over there. It’s Santa”

Sherlock: “Quick!!! Look like you’re a good dog.”

Shasta: “Dang Sherlock. You couldn’t even go five seconds without looking like the Lil Sh%& you are. Coal for you – bones for me.”