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Do you ever clean out your closet and feel pangs of relief but also a hidden underlying guilt about money? Do you ever look at your bank account and think, Damn, I really thought I would have saved more by now. 😓

Yes, this is all me. 🙋 And every day I get one step closer to starring on Hoarders, Season 39, Episode 2,832, sometime in the not-so-far future.