In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde



Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce



Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen



Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown



In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde



Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd



An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy



Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson



Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown



Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx



The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde



Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats



Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld



Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers



Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb



The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb



Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb



Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters



A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois



I was going to marry a gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges. - Unknown



Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton



Will you marry me? Do you have any money?

Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx



I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel



A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall



A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott



Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken



Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller



The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx



Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon



For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones



Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields



I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley



Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell



The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson



Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb



For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby



Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell



Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde



One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst



