On Sunday in Milwaukee at a Cubs-Brewers game, New Jersey governor Chris Christie confronted a Cubs fan like a stern father trying to make a teachable moment out of a situation:

At #Cubs #Brewers game. #ChrisChristie was getting razzed by fans, so he got in the face of one of them. 5:30 on @WISN12News pic.twitter.com/sx8euMgFy2 — Ben Hutchison (@BennyHutch) July 30, 2017

We don’t know what the Cubs fan said. Probably something very smart ass, but who knows. We also don’t know what Christie said to the Cubs fan. We can hear him say, ‘You’re a big shot,” but that’s about it.

My analysis is this: Christie is a professional when it comes to holding nachos to ensure minimal risk of spillage or at getting stains on his shirt. This is something that takes years of experience. Also, Christie wears his slacks ridiculously high.

Christie and sporting events don’t seem to get along. If it’s not something weird going on in Jerry Jones’ suite at AT&T Stadium, it’s him getting caught pouring a bag of M&Ms into a larger bag of M&Ms.