I admit, for someone who works in Hollywood, I have one specific weakness – I’m terrible at remembering the name of that guy from that thing. The TV & movie industry has hundreds of talented actors who I’ve seen in roles without really remembering their names. The 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon game has always been a challenge for me, and I even get A-listers confused from time to time. Nowhere is my confusion greater than in mixing up the actors who appear in the films of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, & the Coen brothers (Joel & Ethan). It’s time to fix that.

For one, my confusion between these three stems from the fact there are some stylistic similarities between them. Tarantino, Anderson, and Coen movies all have a sort of whimsical absurdity to them while paying homage to an old-fashioned aesthetic. The Los Angeles of Pulp Fiction looks like a darker version of the Los Angeles in The Big Lebowski. The Western feel of Django has something in common with No Country For Old Men. And if Tarantino or the Coens wanted to make a movie in Eastern Europe, they could re-use much of the Grand Budapest set without anyone batting an eye.

Not only do I get the styles confused, but all three of these film-making power-houses are known for re-using actors in several of their movies. Samuel L Jackson has been in many of Quentin Tarantino’s movies, for example. And Frances McDormand appears in several Coen brothers projects – perhaps because she’s married to Joel Coen. But it gets even harder for me to remember who’s in what film when some of these actors have crossed over and worked with more than one of the above-named directors.

Here’s a handy Venn Diagram to keep straight who has worked with Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, the Coen brothers, or some combination thereof.

Confession: I made this graph for my own reference. I figured it’d be useful to keep myself straight on who has worked with whom – no, Steve Buscemi hasn’t worked with Wes Anderson, but he has done Coen & Tarantino movies, for example. But I noticed something while researching this.

No one has worked with all three.

Out of this immensely talented stable of actors, there’s not one person who has been in a Tarantino movie, a Coen brothers movie, and a Wes Anderson movie. It’s like the cult-classic version of an EGOT pursuit. Don’t ask me why I feel this is a wrong that needs to be righted. But given how much I respect these filmmakers and how frequently they share collaborators, it feels sort of incomplete that no one has starred in a movie directed by all three. So I’m going to fix that. Let’s look at the 9 actors who have worked with 2 of these 3 directors, and figure out how to get them to complete the C-A-T trifecta.

Need a Coen Brothers movie:

Bruce Willis

Harvey Keitel

Need a Wes Anderson movie:

Jonah Hill

Brad Pitt

Channing Tatum

Steve Buscemi

Need a Quentin Tarantino movie:

Ralph Fiennes

George Clooney

Tilda Swinton

Frances McDormand

Surely there have to be potential scripts that could fit the style of these directors while creating roles for actors they’ve never worked with. Let’s get on it, Hollywood!

Disclaimer: Sure, you could argue there are “collaborations” I’ve missed. Clooney and Tarantino appear together in “From Dusk Till Dawn.” But that was a Robert Rodriguez movie. So was the part of “Grindhouse” that Josh Brolin was in, so I’m not counting that either. Sorry!