The North Dakota State College of Business announced Friday all students who support Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders in any fashion will be removed from all Business programs.

The decision was made by Interim Dean Jane Schuh as a way to rid the college of students who clearly haven’t learned anything about economics.

“We tried to teach them, but we failed,” Schuh said. “And we understand there will always be differences in opinion, but declaring support for Bernie Sanders is like declaring you have no interest in learning basic economic principles.

“This is about producing quality graduates that represent NDSU and the College of Business in a positive way. We expect there to be anger from students, but once they grow up, they will understand the decision.”

Sanders, a self-described Democratic Socialist, has been in congress for 24 long years and has gained most of his support from Millennials who claim to be tired of established politicians.

Sanders is running on a platform of bankrupting every business in the country to provide 52 weeks of vacation per year to all American citizens. His free college plans are also a favorite topic among Millennials, which sources claim will be paid for by his comprehensive magical pixie dust budget.

The college plans to use social media posts and interaction to determine which of its students express support for Sanders.

“We are screening students’ posts for keywords such as ‘free,’ feel the bern,’ ‘corporate greed’ and ‘tax everybody but me’ along with screening all memes,” said Schuh.

“Yeah, Sanders is my guy,” said one now-former business administration student. “Frankly, Jane Schuh should be paying her fair share of my tuition, and Bernie will make that happen. He will make her and the rest of you hard-working Americans feel the Bern!”

“So far the only two places that will willingly take us Bernie supporters are Concordia College and NDSU’s College of Arts, Humanities and Social Science,” said the student when asked about his plans now, “but come on, I want a real degree that gets me a good job, so I can make the big bucks.”

In the coming years as they acquire real jobs, supporters of Sanders are expected to learn many hard life lessons such as taxes, bills and responsibilities.

In the meantime, supporters are content with loading their kid’s future with the national debt produced by the now “free” programs.

Rejected students plan on protesting by tweeting angrily and maybe making a meme or two. Students thrown out of the program have the option to start from scratch and re-take their classes to actually learn the material, but no interest in the idea has been shown.

The move was approved by NDSU administration, which wholeheartedly supported the decision.

“This idea is totally rad, bro,” said President Dean Bresciani, who just returned from a Back to the Future movie marathon.

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