It's that time of year again: the Oscar nominations are in, and the chatter has begun. Who will fail to beat George Clooney and Meryl Streep this time? In the interests of transparency, we've shopped the posters for this awards season's biggest movies so they're a little more honest about their content. Pretend this is the first time we've done it.



The Help

The Descendants

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

The Artist

The Iron Lady

War Horse

Beginners

The Tree Of Life

Moneyball

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

The Ides Of March

Hugo

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Shame

We Need To Talk About Kevin

A Dangerous Method

J. Edgar

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Best Picture, Best Actress (Viola Davis), Best Supporting Actress (Octavia Spencer and Jessica Chastain)Best Picture, Best Director (Alexander Payne), Best Actor (George Clooney), Adapted ScreenplayBest Actress (Rooney Mara)Best Picture, Best Director (Michel Hazanavicius), Best Actor (Jean Dujardin), Best Supporting Actress (Berenice Bejo), Original ScreenplayBest Actress (Meryl Streep)Best PictureBest Supporting Actor (Christopher Plummer)Best Picture, Best Director (Terrence Malick)Best Picture, Best Actor (Brad Pitt), Best Supporting Actor (Jonah Hill), Adapted ScreenplayBest Actor (Gary Oldman), Adapted ScreenplayAdapted ScreenplayBest Picture, Best Director (Martin Scorsese), Best Art Design, Best Cinematography, Best Costume Design, Best Editing, Best Original Score, Best Sound Editing, Best Sound Mixing, Best Visual Effects, Best Adapted Screenplay. Yet despite all this.. Best Picture, Best Supporting Actor (Max Von Sydow)And I already created these other ones, so let's just call them 'honourable mentions'. Yeah, that'll do...There. I feel more forthcoming already. ONE TIME I KILLED A GUY. Oops, I've said too much!