I have been told that I am a CUTE PERVERT. Mostly, though, I'm a bisexual witch-slash-mermaid-slash-cloud of chaos.

Honestly, I typically refer to myself as a human trash heap with delusions of grandeur.

"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."

— Dorothy Parker

You are always free to ask me anything. My ABOUT section is linked below, as are my pictures.