Okay... she's not really a poisonous bunch-back'd toad... she's actually pretty awesome. I was just practicing using the insults on my cool new Shakespearean insult mug.

Some of the wonderful insults include... - Beetle-Headed Flap-Ear'd Knave - Quintessence of Dust - Infinite and Endless Liar, an Hourly Promise-Breaker - Canker-Blossom - And my personal favorite... Lump of Foul Deformity

In additional this righteous mug, she sent me some cinnamon cake coffee which I cannot wait to try. Cinnamon coffee is quite truly my absolute favorite thing.

And, as if that wasn't enough, she also got me a month's worth of gold. I'll be the fanciest person in the lounge with my snooty mug and cinnamon scent.

Thank you so much for all of the awesomeness you bestowed upon. RAoA'er to RAoA'er, you're the coolest. THANK YOU!