1 Sexy Male Sex Doll

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Funny? Yeah, we can see that. But this cockless blow-up sex doll was listed under the "sexy" section, for whoever dreams of fucking the mouth of a dickless Mario.

Also, we will utilize every method available, no matter how immoral or illegal, to never see the back of this costume.

For more terrible costume ideas, check out 20 Costumes That Will Earn You a Halloween Beating and The 35 Most Insane Halloween Costumes from Around the World.

And stop by Linkstorm to see David Wong's Robert Brockway costume (we aren't sure where Brockway has gone to, so we don't know how accurate it is).

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