Tintin

The beauty of this getup, aside from the Mac being a fall staple you should own if you don't already, is that it's one that protects against those inevitable slushed-out Halloween nights, when all your friends (including the one dressed as your sidekick Snowy!) abandon you because of their skimpy, water-permeable costumes. It will, however, not protect you from your lousy grasp of French, so bone up, bon homme.