"This is an awkward event, because most of the people here will lose; only some will win. But there's nothing better than winning in front of a bunch of losers."

Comedian Mike Birbiglia opened the SXSW Film Festival with a little dark humor, and even though "art isn't a competition," we're here in Austin to bring you the full list of winners from today's — art competition.

Feature Film Jury Awards

Narrative Feature Competition

Grand Jury Winner: The Arbalest (dir. Adam Pinney, producer: Alex Orr)

The Arbalest (dir. Special Jury Recognition for Best Actress: Lily Rabe (Miss Stevens)

Special Jury Recognition for Best Actor: Andre Royo (Hunter Gatherer)

Documentary Feature Competition

Grand Jury Winner: Tower (dir. Keith Maitland, producers: Luke Wilson, Meredith Vieira, Steve Eckelman, Amy Rapp, Pamela Colloff, Megan Gilbride, Susan Thomson)

Tower (dir. Special Jury Recognition for Visual Design: Lee Daniel (The Seer)

Lee Daniel (The Seer) Special Jury Recognition for Editing: Matt Ornstein (Accidental Courtesy: Daryl Davis, Race & America)

Short Film Jury Awards

Narrative Shorts

Jury Award Winner: How Was Your Day (dir. Damien O’Donnell)

How Was Your Day (dir. Special Jury Recognition, Writing: Jocelyn DeBoer and Dawn Luebbe ( Greener Grass)

Greener Grass) Special Jury Recognition, Acting: Jim Cummings ( Thunder Road)

Documentary Shorts

Jury Award Winner: These Cocksucking Tears (dir. Dan Taberski)

These Cocksucking Tears (dir. Special Jury Recognition: Dollhouse (dir. Terri Timely)

Midnight Shorts

Jury Award Winner: Manoman (dir. Simon Cartwright)

Manoman (dir. Simon Cartwright) Special Jury Recognition: Don't Tell Mom (dir. Sawako Kabuki)

Animated Shorts

Jury Award Winner: Glove (dir. Alexa Lim Haas)

Glove (dir. Special Jury Recognition: Pombo Loves You (dir. Steve Warne)

Music Videos

Jury Award Winner: Sober (dir. Childish Gambino)

Texas Shorts

Jury Award Winner: The Send-Off (dir. Ivete Lucas and Patrick Bresnan)

The Send-Off (dir. Special Jury Recognition: 1985 (dir. Lindsay Pulsipher)

Texas High School Shorts

Jury Award Winner: Lady of Paint Creek (dir. Alexia Salingaros)

SXSW Film Design Awards

Excellence in Poster Design

Jury Award Winner: Miss Me: The Artful Vandal

Miss Me: The Artful Vandal Special Jury Recognition: Night Stalker

Night Stalker Special Jury Recognition: Eat My Shit

Excellence in Title Design

Jury Award Winner: Sunstone

SXSW Special Awards

SXSW Gamechanger Award: Sophie Goodhart (My Blind Brother)

Louis Black “Lone Star” Award: Keith Maitland (Tower)

Karen Schmeer Film Editing Fellowship: Eileen Meyer

SXSW Audience Award Winners

Narrative Feature Competition : Transpecos (dir. Greg Kwedar)

: Transpecos (dir. Greg Kwedar) Documentary Feature Competition : Tower (dir. Keith Maitland)

: Tower (dir. Keith Maitland) Headliners : Demolition (dir. Jean-Marc Vallée)

: Demolition (dir. Jean-Marc Vallée) Narrative Spotlight : From Nowhere (dir. Matthew Newton)

: From Nowhere (dir. Matthew Newton) Documentary Spotlight : Mr. Gaga (dir. Tomer Heymann)

: Mr. Gaga (dir. Tomer Heymann) Visions : Jules and Dolores (dir. Caito Ortiz)

: Jules and Dolores (dir. Caito Ortiz) Midnighters : I Am a Hero (dir. Shinsuke Sato)

: I Am a Hero (dir. Shinsuke Sato) Episodic : Vice Principals (dir. Jody Hill, David Gordon Green, Danny McBride)

: Vice Principals (dir. Jody Hill, David Gordon Green, Danny McBride) 24 Beats Per Second : Honky Tonk Heaven: Legend of the Broken (dir. Brenda Greene Mitchell, Sam Wainwright Douglas)

: Honky Tonk Heaven: Legend of the Broken (dir. Brenda Greene Mitchell, Sam Wainwright Douglas) SXGlobal : Ghostland (dir. Simon Stadler)

: Ghostland (dir. Simon Stadler) Festival Favorites : Gleason (dir. Clay Tweel)

: Gleason (dir. Clay Tweel) Excellence in Title Design : We Are X (Allison Brownmoore)

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