William Tapley once again sees sex and Satanism in Denver Airport murals, this time ‘Illuminati tools’ Donald and Melania Trump

I really needed this. I’ve been just as depressed and discouraged as most of you since the election and haven’t felt like posting much. Nothing seems funny right now and I’ve been wondering if or why I should even bother blogging anymore. But just for the hell of it I decided to head over to William Tapley’s YouTube channel to get his post-election take and the batshit absurdity of the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse aka the Co-Prophet of the End Times did not disappoint.

Tapley, who just a few months ago wrote an unofficial campaign song called “Trump Knows the Way,” now says, “I have come to the very unfortunate conclusion that our newly-elected President has snookered all of us.” Really, you think? But he hasn’t come to this conclusion for the reasons that seem obvious to most of us—after all, this is the Third Eagle we’re talking about. He once again points to the Denver International Airport as evidence of evil forces at work, this time suggesting that Donald and Melania Trump are both under the control of the Illuminati.

On top of that, he thinks that the “Melania” in the mural is jerking off the “Donald” (at 5:21). “Please don’t tell Anderson Cooper what you and I both see,” Tapley says. (Both Anderson Cooper and Stephen Colbert have done segments on Tapley and his obsession with phallic symbols.)

Tapley then goes on to suggest that Melania Trump might be a foreign agent that was sent to New York by the Illuminati to marry Donald Trump. Why does he think that? She’s a model who speaks six languages.

Most William Tapley videos genuinely make me laugh out loud but there’s something especially hysterical about this one. Maybe I’m having a tragicomic response to the fact that even the most ludicrous ideas seem normal now? Who knows. Maybe Tapley will be on the ballot in 2020? I wouldn’t be surprised.