Open message to everyone complaining about this post

Hi everyone. If you'll all take your seats, we'll get started.

There is nothing wrong with this post. It may have some content you object to, but what did you expect when you clicked on a vider that had 'Naked People Jumping' in the title? Ok, so it's on the front page. You care, why? Is it because a small, NSFW picture was on your screen for a moment and someone at work saw it? Well, maybe you should be working instead of surfing, eh? Maybe for personal moral beliefs you object to nudity. That's fine. But it's the internet. Need I remind you that 'The Internet Is For Porn'?

Maybe you're objecting because it was old and fat people doing the jumping. If you want young, nubile things jumping, I'm sure there's thousands of sites where you can find them.

Objecting because this is a tech blog? Well, it was shot at 2,000fps. That's pretty techie if you ask me.

I make it a habit to not view articles that may offend me. but, if I do happen to see one, I shrug it off. Why? because life is too short to be mad at a faceless web entity for showing me 4 minutes of slo-mo boobies that I had to tell to play anyway. If you object, move along. if you're mad because you got in trouble at work for boobies, you should be working anyway, not surfing Gizmodo.

Moral of this story: move along or enjoy the post. But quit bitching about it. In fact, quit bitching about every little thing that you don't like. Accept the fact that the world isn't here for just you and that others live here as well, and you'll be a much happier person.