Goodbye, Rosie Ruiz. Taking a few shortcuts today to honor the 1980 Boston Marathon winner who died last month at the age of 66. Ruiz cheated her way to victory by jumping into the race after riding the subway. Nobody did it better Rosie. OK, maybe Lance Armstrong.

The Orioles and Yankees are playing two games in The Bronx. Gabriel Ynoa and James Paxton dueled last week and they will match up again in the opener. Ynoa, 1-6, was done after 4 ²/₃ after he was savaged for three runs. Paxton picked up his second straight win, allowing one run over 6 ²/₃. Prefer not playing doubleheader games, but after what happened Sunday, we will take the Yanks for 10 units. It can’t happen again can it?

Which brings us to Sunday. Jeffrey Epstein? No. Stitches is ordering a full investigation into what went down in Baltimore! O’s scored four runs against Justin Verlander? Then after the Astros scored three in the top of the ninth to take a 7-5 lead, the O’s scored three in the bottom half to win 8-7? Rio Ruiz, who somehow has to be related to Rosie, hit a game-winning two-run homer. Risked 180 to make 50 and the dirty Birds made us pay. Down -486 bufords.