An occasional miscellany (with a head nod toward this great old post on Runner's World's website).

Averted abduction by gunman

Body discovered by (along road)

Body discovered by (in creek)

Car discovered by (at bottom of cliff)

"Completely naked" man spotted by

Died after falling down embankment

Egged

Electrocuted

Flashed

Fought off "sneak" attacker with metal pipe

Mauled by raccoons

Solicited for sex act

Stabbed

Struck by blow dart

Suspicious device discovered by

Went missing