Anti-vaxxers in California are looking to prove their point to the world, and the California state legislature is out to help them. Earlier this week the California state legislature easily passed CA. 59, a bill that will bring the death penalty back to the Golden State for the first time in a decade. Governor Moonbeam has indicated he will sign the ‘Death by Vaccination’ bill into law this week.

Moonbeam has issued this statement: “After careful debate, it has been decided that all future executions will be done by method of vaccination. The inmate will be given a last meal full of food made with GMOs, complete with BGH milk and steak, then fully vaccinated and left alone for ‘about a week’. The vaccines are so deadly, it should only take seconds, but we want to give the process plenty of time to be sure both the mercury and the formaldehyde can do their work.”