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1. They’ve Never Won Anything That Matters

Conservatives have this practiced apathy towards the prospect of actually advancing their agenda. They would rather lose gracefully than put up a fight. It’s all about appearances with them, not about actually going out and getting their program through. All they do is defend the talking points of the Left from 2 decades ago.



Don’t believe me?

We now have gay marriage in the United States. Where were the Conservatives on that one? Or on no-fault divorce? What about amnesty or protecting our borders? What about protecting our civil liberties?

Oh wait, I stand corrected. They’ve done a lot of good work on that front already.

2. They Don’t Care About Anything That Actually Matters



For a while, Conservatism Inc has had an unofficial guiding document. No, it’s not the Constitution, which as everyone on the Alt-Right knows was a White Nationalist document. No, the Conservative movement has adopted the Sharon Statement as their credo. It was originally adopted at William F. Buckley’s mansion and written up by a group called Young Americans for Freedom. The views expressed in this statement have now come to be “traditional conservative principles.” The Sharon Statement is one big heaping pile of dogshit because it doesn’t address any points that actually matter. It does, however, wax on poetically about defending the free market and projecting power abroad:

THAT the market economy, allocating resources by the free play of supply and demand, is the single economic system compatible with the requirements of personal freedom and constitutional government, and that it is at the same time the most productive supplier of human needs; THAT the forces of international Communism are, at present, the greatest single threat to these liberties; THAT the United States should stress victory over, rather than coexistence with this menace; and THAT American foreign policy must be judged by this criterion: does it serve the just interests of the United States?”

Or better yet, does it serve the interests of Israel?

3. It’s An Outdated, Cold-War Dogma

The only people that Conservatives feel comfortable rattling their sabers at are people who don’t agree with “our values”. By that, they presumably mean Oligarchy and Open Borders.

Oh and they don’t have any guilty feeling about rattling their saber at other White nations. Remember Bush?

The French are fags and traitors for not participating in the War on Terror.

Yes, that’s what the Conservatives believed when they renamed French Fries.

And now, the Conservatives only feel comfortable rattling their sabers at Russia.

Not a peep from them about Mexicans. About the flood of Muslims into Europe. About refugee resettlement programs. About feral chimp outs in the cities.

Russians are the problem though. Probably because they’re White and therefore an easy target for all their pent up impotent Boomer rage.

Yes, that’s right. I said Boomers. They are the only ones voting for legacy Conservatism and most of the Conservative politicians are of the Boomer generation themselves. Now that Communism is gone, American Conservatism needs a new power to crusade against. It can’t be against worldwide Islam because that is a Brown Religion. It must be Russia then, because they’re dirty CommuNazis, right?

4. Reagan Wasn’t That Great

Amnesty.

But sure, I guess it was cool how he cut taxes or something.

5. They Have No Sense of Style

No bowties.

I would also like to point out that back when Tucker was a cuck for the Neocons, he wore a bowtie.

Now he’s gotten his game together and tossed out the foppish bow-tie.

At the same time, he’s starting to push Alt-Right talking points and taking no prisoners on his show.

Serious man=serious look. Conservative man=goofy bowtie and petulant smirk.

6. They “ Don’t See Race”

Conservatives still think in terms of values. In other words, if a recent Congolese immigrant pledged their support for limited government and tax cuts for the rich, Conservatives would welcome him into the party like a brother. Hell, they’d probably run him for Congress or something similar. As for someone who leans to the economic left, well they are not “True Americans” even if they have ancestors that fought in the Revolutionary War.

The Conservative movement cucks on race all the time, even though they have become the de facto White man’s party. Instead of increasing their support with Whites, they instead waste time and money trying to appeal to minorities.

And when they go on air to talk about how race-blind they are, they get taken to task by libs who run circles around them.

It’s pathetic, and the Alt-Right wants nothing to do with their cucking.

7. They Are Easily Controlled By Neocons

The Conservative movement has been the biggest proponent of Invading the World, Inviting the World. First, we bring Democracy to countries that don’t have an American base on them yet. Then, Liberals find bipartisan support for their initiative to bring over the people who we just invaded from their supposed opponents, the Conservatives.

How many young, smart kids turned away from the Republican party when they were young because of disgust over the senseless wars in the Middle-East that the Neocons started? They associated patriotism with stupidity, murder, and lies. We have the Neocons and the Conservatives to thank for that.

Of course, over time many learned that the Left was no better in terms of warmongering. We had Serbia in the 90’s and then Libya and (almost) Syria.

8. They Promote Mediocrities As Celebrities Remember that Tomi clip from earlier? Well, there are a lot of dumb blondes that the conservatism movement promotes solely for their fixed smiles and empty heads.

Nothing fine with having a hot weather lady or a hot game show host. But most three-digit IQ people don’t want to get their political commentary from clowns in makeup. Furthermore, as the Megan Kelly debacle has demonstrated, most of these eye-candy hires are functionally left-wing feminists wearing American flag pins. It took almost no time for Megan Kelly’s true colors to show during the 2016 election campaign. She had more good things to say about the careers you-go-grrrl cunt, Hillary Clinton than she had to say about her supposed Conservative ally, Donald Trump.

9. They Constantly Trot Out BASED Minorities

This criticism goes to the Alt-Lite as well.

But it’s easy to see where they got the idea. Conservatism Inc has been trying to do this for decades now. But it doesn’t work. Yes, you will have a handful of Blacks or other minorities that will come over to your side. But these are exceptions and not statistically significant indicators of non-White appeal.

Trying to logically argue that Conservative policies help Blacks as well has never worked, no matter how sound the logic.

10. They Have Literally No Youth Appeal.

The youth is either 3 steps to the Left of Comrade Trotsky or burgeoning shitlords to be.

Waxing poetically about tax cuts doesn’t bring the youth over. Youth is idealistic. They want to fight for the big ideas. “Social Justice” on the Left. And for their Race on the Right.

The middle is quickly eroding and society is balkanizing. The Alt-Right understands this and stands to benefit as things get worse. We are quickly moving away from the fringes as the Overton window shifts in our direction. Conservatives are going to get squeezed out as they become virtually indistinguishable from Liberals.

Conclusion

We are uncompromising because we actually stand for something on the Alt-Right. Conservatives are great at compromising because they have no principles at all. Well, I guess that’s not 100% true. They care about their wallets quite a bit. You can start WW3 with Russia, let in millions of non-Whites into America a year and create a massive surveillance state that puts Orwell to shame and that won’t bother a Conservative.

But by God, you better not raise his taxes or there’ll be hell to pay.