I live in an apartment building that has a pool, I recently discovered how nice it is and as a bonus it’s also very empty most of the time. For some reason managment decided they needed to hire a lifeguard (even though noone really goes to the pool)

My (fat) girlfriend and I (also fat) decided that we would go for a swim (one of the most terrifying decisions for a fat person) and headed down to the pool. The (skinny) lifeguard immediatly gave us the most disgusted looks as we’re dropping our towels and getting in the pool. God forbid a fat person uses the pool our fees pay for right? Those same fees that pay her salary.

We shrug it off and continue. As soon as we get in and start swimming around she gets up and starts following us around the pool. Cause obviously these two giant fatties can’t swim! These two cows are gunna go right to the bottom! She’s clearly following us around not even trying to hide her death glares. If we go to the deep end she rushes around the pool to where we are, if we swim to the shallow end - there she fuckin is eye murdering us.

We just wanted to swim in peace with a little bit of privacy without getting judged as being unable to swim, unathletic, lazy, and ugly… The best (worst?) was when I gave my girlfriend a kiss and the girls face when from glaring and hating us, to pure disgust watching two fat chicks kiss.

We wanted to swim for an hour, but we cut our swim in half because she was making us feel so bad about ourselves.

As we were leaving my girlfriend said “For your information, I might be fat, but I bet I could swim faster than you” - My girlfriend was on her high school swim team. Her mouth was left agape (probably used to it haha) as we walked out laughing