Original Air date: December 19th, 2019

Caption: Matt is a freak. Paul is a lover. Jacob is older.

Running time: 1:33

Recording location: The Churn version 7

Contents show]

Topics Edit

Matt introduces piano-player Zach as a guest in the studio. Paul talks about the cruise ship circuit that guest Zach is now working on. The hosts talk about how bad a name "Second City" is.

The hosts and guest share trials and tribulations of the Cruise Ship cricuit.

Matt talks about getting booked for Penn and Friends while Teller is out.

Jacob talks about Penn's broken bottle juggling routine.

A Fake Commercial of the ghost of Robin Leach's live show bootlegs.

Matt talks about how his hips are uneven and his physical therapist wants him to put a micro lift in one foot. Now he has a 2mm lift in one of his shoes. Jacob reads that Usain Bolt has an uneven step because of apparent scoliosis.

Matt's son and wife arrive.

Matt asks Zach about the process of dueling pianos.

A Fake Commercial for Paul's new voice's birth poop.

The hosts talk about Egg Cream cocktails,eggs on burgers, and eggnog.

The hosts talk about the Watchmen series.

Paul tells a story about giving his dog anti-diarriah medication.

Scoopmail Edit

Goof Scoop sends in a poop story about breaking up a clog in the toilet and his wife's cobitment to believing that he is constantly covered in shit.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosions theme. A Manchester-themed audio/video Jock Vs. Nerd.

Characters and Bits Edit