Brace yourself, presents are coming.

A very lucky 1-year-old had the birthday party theme of every nerd's dream. The Game of Thrones-themed event was complete with felt "name day" banner and Stark heads (Breathe, they're just candy apples.) The birthday girl, Emma, even sat like a true Khaleesi on her own foam mini Iron Throne.

Though the show is notorious for an onslaught of sex and violence, Emma's parents Eric and Lisa Cheung told Mashable that their version was totally appropriate for a children's birthday party. The PG party was an age-appropriate medieval theme for the kids, and a Game of Thrones theme for the adults "in the know."

In fact, little Emma does not even watch Game of Thrones (yet). "Her entertainment is mostly limited to wooden toys, children's songs, and books for now," said Eric.

Instead of being forged from the swords of 1,000 enemies, this Iron Throne replica was made from a Pottery Barn kid's foam chair. The crafty Cheung family wrapped it with linen and decorated with foam board and construction paper, using a glue-gun and markers to give it the characteristic lethal appearance.

Emma has taken quite a liking to the chair, as have the cats, Hastings and Poirot, who frequently sit on the armrests.

So what does a 1-year-old get out of Thrones-obsessed parents besides living like a Khaleesi?

"I suspect she'll find it amusing that she had her 15 minutes of Internet notoriety," said Eric. "At the very least it'll make for an interesting wedding slide presentation."

All hail Emma of the House Cheung, First of Her Name, Queen of the First Birthday, Breaker of Toys, and Mother of Kitties.