If you’re a typical Minnesota guy, you’ve spent some quality time relieving yourself at the Metrodome’s men’s room troughs. And as you stood there side-by-side with other whizzes, you probably asked yourself “How can I get a stainless steel urinal of my own?”

Well, today is your lucky day. The auction web site k-bid.com is featuring a sale of some heavy metal, the likes of which you’ll never see at, say, a Bud Grant garage sale .

It’s the very same Metrodome troughs that have served the bathroom needs of millions of Minnesota men immediately after good times (the Twins’ ’87 and ’91 World Series victories) and bad times (Gary Anderson’s not-quite-a-field-goal in ’99). And the bidding is going on RIGHT NOW!

Need more details? Here are the specs that have leaked out from the web site:

“Stainless Steel Trough from Metrodome Restrooms. Work great for livestock feeders or beverage coolers. There are multiple lengths of troughs available. We have 8′, 10′, 11′, and 12′. All measure 2′ H x 14″ D. All units have (2) drains in them. Condition of units vary, some have minor dents and dings from the removal process. First come, first serve on pickup day. Bidders responsibility to load items. Bring help for loading.”

Your first reaction, no doubt, is “BEVERAGE COOLERS???” Your second reaction is likely “How much?”

As of 11 a.m. Thursday, the bidding had reached $105. With the auction slated to end at 6 p.m., there’s still plenty of time to liquidate your assets so you can bid on these shiny sports artifacts.

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