The Wait

I have been anxiously waiting for my Reddit Secret Santa gift this year. While away on my honey moon, I received notification that I had a parcel waiting back home for me. I got super excited, sadly, it was just a bill :( Canada Post must have been swamped, because my package was taking its sweet time...each day building up the anxiety more and more. Finally, package was marked as "Out for delivery." I waited by the door all day, nothing! The next day when I got home, what was waiting for me ?! The gift!!! Yipppieeee!!!!

The Gift

I was too excited. I just got in from the gym, stinking like a pile of dirty laundry, but who cares . . . gift time! I thought, what could it be? Being a Mobile App Developer, I instantly noticed a Phone model number on the box. I thought to myself, naaah, no way could it be a phone. I started to open the box.

The first thing I found was a Jitter Box. I had no sweet clue what this was. I opened it up and started inspecting it. It had a bunch of wheels, buttons, switches, but no real purpose. I began googling what this magical toy was. Without realizing it, I was playing with the box while researching it! Guess what it is for? Keeping focus! This thing is awesome. It is so plain, simple, does absolutely nothing but yet I cannot put it down. Where have you been my whole life, Jitter Box.

Next thing was a Popeyes Gift Card. Now, I love me some supplements. Want to know how to win my heart? Protein! Reddit Secret Santa, you did awesome!

Final Remarks

This is my third year doing Reddit Secret Santa. This is the most unique gift. I don't think I would have ever have known about a Jitter Box if it was not for Reddit Secret Santa. I am easily amused, and I love this thing. Seriously, get one.

A++++++ WOULD REDDIT SECRET SANTA AGAIN