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Calvin: Processed lunch meat is pretty scary. What are these little specs anyway? Lizard parts? Who knows? And this 'skin.' I heard it used to be made out of intestine, but I think nowadays it's plastic. Of course, they dye and wax fruit so it looks better. It's like eating a candle. Susie: And Mom wonders why I'm so hungry after school. Calvin: Yep, we'd probably be dead now if it wasn't for twinkies.