Did the world really need another vampire movie? After all, we know all the tropes: they hop around like they’re on invisible pogo sticks, their leader is a gorilla who wants to marry a ghost-witch, and they love heroin.

Okay, so maybe Robo Vampire takes a few liberties with Mr. Stoker’s original mythos. But what it lacks in tradition it more than makes up for in utterly incoherent madness. There’s not even a Robo Vampire and that’s like the thirtieth most crazy thing in the movie Robo Vampire.

Robo Vampire foregoes the blood, and just wants to suck. Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Robo Vampire!

Written by Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka, Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Jason Miller, Zachary Shatzer