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BACK AT BASE:



<<replace "POWER CORE">>you lower the POWER CORE into your HITACHI



<<replace "FOCUS GEM">>you tighten the FOCUS GEM on your HITACHI



[[get in bed|bed]]<<endreplace>><<endreplace>>

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<<display "status">>



you swim through a ball pit sea



clamber over crystallized kiosks



you're nearing the heart of the [[mall|enter]]



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STRANDS OF NEUROCABLE SPROUT FROM YOUR SKULL



...



...



...



<<replace "KERRIGAN "THE SELF STYLED QUEEN OF BLADES"">>KERRIGAN "THE SELF STYLED QUEEN OF BLADES"



WAS THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER IN THE ORIGINAL <<replace "STARCRAFT">>STARCRAFT



<<replace "CRACK FOR 50 DAMAGE">>CRACK FOR 50 DAMAGE



LIKE A FUCKING WHIP



I KILLED <<replace "HELPLESS MARINES">>HELPLESS MARINES,

THE ULTIMATE HULKING HYPER-TESTOSTERONATED VERSION OF FAR FUTURE MASCULINITY,

WITH MY 50 DAMAGE CLAW (AND IT MADE THE SWEETEST DELAYED WHIPCRACK AS IT POPPED THEM LIKE POWER ARMOR BLOOD EGGS)



AND I DID IT WHILE <<replace "INVISIBLE">>INVISIBLE



WHERE NO MAN'S EYE COULD SEE ME



ONLY THE CASTRATED SCIENCE VESSELS HOVERING NERVOUSLY OVERHEAD



OR THE UNFEELING MISSILE TURRETS SPINNING TIL DOOMSDAY



HAD THE POWER TO DISCERN EVEN THE FAINTEST OUTLINES OF MY FIERCE ALIEN FORM.



MY <<replace "ATTITUDE">>ATTITUDE,

AS CONVEYED BY CUTSCENES AND UNIT VOICE MESSAGES:



TRIUMPHANT



SNEERING



IMPERIOUS



DRIVEN



//Jimmy, drop the knight in shining armor routine...I don't need to be rescued.//

-<<replace "STARCRAFT 1">>STARCRAFT 1



KERRIGAN, AS A TELEPATH, EXPLICITLY SHUTS DOWN RAYNOR'S INNER HETERO TRAIN OF THOUGHT



//Lt. Sarah Kerrigan: Captain Raynor, I've finished scouting out the area, and... you pig!

Jim Raynor: What! I haven't even said anything to you yet.

Lt. Sarah Kerrigan: Yeah, but you were thinking it.//



SHE HAS TOTAL KNOWLEDGE OF THE HETEROSEXUALITY AROUND HER AT ALL TIMES



AND NIPS THAT SHIT IN THE BUD



BUT YEARS <<replace "LATER:">>LATER:



Raynor rides up in shining armor to save Kerrigan from her badass alien self. She has been stripped of her power by a Blizzard that understood that straight white males must prevail against MONSTER WOMEN.



//[last lines]

Sarah Kerrigan: Jim?

Jim Raynor: It's okay. I've got you.//

-STARCRAFT 2



AND SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 1 AND 2



HER SKIN LIGHTENS



AND HER FEATURES SOFTEN



[[I am no helpless Cerebrate to be assailed under cover of darkness.|body]]<<set $hair = 1>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>>

<html><h1>HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN</h1>

<h2>by porpentine</h2>



<h3><img src="atlantean.png"></h3></html>



[[BEGIN GAME EXPERIENCE|scrap heap]]



this game requires sound



<<silently>>

<<set $bio = 1>>

<<set $fluid = 1>>

<<set $m1 = Math.round(Math.random() * 3) + 1>>

<<if $m1 eq 1>><<set $m1 = "O">><<endif>>

<<if $m1 eq 2>><<set $m1 = "OO">><<endif>>

<<if $m1 eq 3>><<set $m1 = "OOO">><<endif>>

<<if $m1 eq 4>><<set $m1 = "OOOO">><<endif>>

<<set $explore = 0>>

<<set $songpuz = 0>>

<<set $cubepuz = 0>>

<<set $hair = 0; $eye = 0; $lips = 0; $teeth = 0; $tongue = 0; $skin = 0; $heart = 0; $rib = 0; $lung = 0; $breast = 0; $arms = 0; $legs = 0; $hands = 0; $feet = 0; $abdomen = 0;$gen = 0 >>

<<endsilently>>

Your lips are cracked ropes of fat



fried with dehydration.



the fissures that break in your sleep



are mass graves for the things you whisper, shuddering,



with your eyes [[shut|body]].



<<set $lips = 1>>

your lung cylinder surges with purifying liquid



black growths like oily cilia are purged from the rim



[[done|body]]



<<set $lung = 1>>

the rusty bath vats



with the steel wool



<<replace "SCRUB YOUR TOXIC WHITE SKIN OFF YOUR BODY">>REALIZE THAT IT IS NOT ON MINORITIES TO PROCESS YOUR GUILT



DON'T MAKE THE PAIN OF OTHERS ABOUT [[YOU|body]]<<endreplace>>



<<set $skin = 1>>

armor plates close around your heart core



emerald green visor slides over your eyes



targeting computer <<replace "online">>online



mapping HUD <<replace "online">>online



vital stat monitor [[online]]<<endreplace>><<endreplace>>



<<fadeoutsound "withering star.mp3">>



<<fadeoutsound "withering star.ogg">>

<<display "status">>



you get the HITACHI POWER CORE



you store it in a breast vault



[[return to mall center|enter]]<<set $cubepuz = 1>>

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cold lustrous metal scythes enclose your lung cores



you polish this rib until it shines



[[done|body]]



<<set $rib = 1>>

and as you hit the switch



[[cohere|x]]

The Hitachi head has a <<mouseoverlink "NEXT PAGE" "condom" "(to protect against dust)">> on it.



[[tear it off|snap]]

YOU HAVE



BETRAYED



YOUR FELLOW WOMAN



SO MANY TIMES IN REAL LIFE



IN SILENCES



IN DISBELIEF



IN DOUBT



WHY ARE YOU AFRAID TO DO IT



IN A VIDEO GAME



[[SHOOT YOUR FELLOW WOMAN|shoot]]



<<replace "PRISMATIC">>//PRISMATIC//



i wonder how many kindnesses from others ive been unable to see, because i cant see what theyre holding back or giving away for my sake



<<replace "CRYSTALLINE">>//CRYSTALLINE//



kindness isn't just positive space



<<replace "CLOUD">>//CLOUD//



there are kindnesses of silence and sacrifice and forbearance.



<<replace "BLACK, WITH NO DISCERNABLE PUPIL">>//BLACK, WITH NO DISCERNABLE PUPIL//



i see MY silent sacrifices acutely



<<replace "GEM">>//GEM//



i dwell on them



<<replace "I DON'T KNOW, I'M COLORBLIND">>//I DON'T KNOW, I'M COLORBLIND//



but until recently i did not consider the negative space kindness of others.



<<replace "#FF91AF">>//#FF91AF//



if there are secret cruelties, so are there secret kindnesses



most inarticulable.



<<replace "VISCOUS">>//VISCOUS//



maybe we can cultivate a paranoia of kindness, that is,



a healthy suspicion of kindnesses



<<replace "STEELY GREY BLUE">>//STEELY GREY BLUE//



[[done|body]]<<set $eye = 1>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>>

you rebind your torn tendons



your materials are weak and sub-standard



they will break before the week is through



and every moment, that low-lying fear



that this will be the snap and tear



when you try to pick up some simple object



[[done|body]]<<set $arms = 1>>

black with liquid terror, incontinent from all my pores



[[hhhh|trash]]

IN THE [[SCRAP HEAP|trash]]



WITH ALL OF THE TRASH



IN MY DIRTY WOMAN'S BODY

<<display "status">>



cubes gems beams



<<replace "decrypt codex">>adoration of trash is underdog elementalism



<<replace "activate cube">>what does trash feminism mean to me



trash feminism is an exploration of the suffering and facelessness women feel compelled to exult in or retreat to



because they are not permitted mercy



or faces.



<<replace "reflect beam into cyberclops eye">>preemptive debasement



self-mutilation



[[the mark of a dirty girl|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3MxEHQk644]]



i am a dirty woman



indeed, there is nothing i can do



that does not stain me



[[OPEN GOLDEN CHEST|get core]]<<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>>

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<<display "status">>



armor plates close around your heart core



emerald green visor slides over your eyes



targeting computer online



mapping HUD online



vital stat monitor online



[[TRAVERSE TRASHSCAPE|explore]]



<<playsound "minaj.mp3">>



<<playsound "minaj.ogg">>

<<replace "search for new condom">>

you find a red condom packet.



condoms shield the Hitachi from fluid, less clean-up!



<<replace "snap the strawberry-flavored condom onto the tastebudless Hitachi head.">>the strawberry-flavored condom snaps onto the tastebudless Hitachi head.



the gender clinic gives away free condoms in folded up paper bags. strawberry is all i have.



[[activate Hitachi|switch]]<<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>>

HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN

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reeking walls of interlaced trash



an [[octorok]] lies facedown on the concrete floor, sucking at soggy trash for [[sustenance]].



a [[mattress]] in the corner.



rusty machinery, jagged scrap, broken glass



my [[Hitachi]], in [[ruins]]



and spread all throughout the junkyard, gargantuan and menacing,



<<cyclinglink $var2 "MY" "YOUR">>



WOMANS



[[BODY|body]]

[[*|atlantian]]

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#footer{display:none!important;}



#toolbar{display:none!important;}





@keyframes shakeit {

0% { transform: translate(2px, 1px) rotate(0deg); }

10% { transform: translate(-1px, -2px) rotate(-1deg); }

20% { transform: translate(-3px, 0px) rotate(1deg); }

30% { transform: translate(0px, 2px) rotate(0deg); }

40% { transform: translate(1px, -1px) rotate(1deg); }

50% { transform: translate(-1px, 2px) rotate(-1deg); }

60% { transform: translate(-3px, 1px) rotate(0deg); }

70% { transform: translate(2px, 1px) rotate(-1deg); }

80% { transform: translate(-1px, -1px) rotate(1deg); }

90% { transform: translate(2px, 2px) rotate(0deg); }

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<<if ($hair eq 1) and ($eye eq 1) and ($lips eq 1) and ($teeth eq 1) and ($tongue eq 1) and ($skin eq 1) and ($heart eq 1) and ($rib eq 1) and ($lung eq 1) and ($breast eq 1) and ($arms eq 1) and ($legs eq 1) and ($hands eq 1) and ($feet eq 1) and ($abdomen eq 1) and ($gen eq 1)>>

[[YOUR BODY IS READY FOR THE DAY|ready]]<<else>>YOUR BODY HURTS

<<endif>>



<<if $hair eq 1>>[[strand of hair 1-1000|hair]]

[[strand of hair 1001-2000|hair]]

[[strand of hair 2001-3000|hair]]

[[strand of hair 3001-4000|hair]]<<else>>[[strand of hair 1-1000|hair]]

strand of hair 1001-2000

[[strand of hair 2001-3000|hair]]

strand of hair 3001-4000<<endif>>



<<if $eye eq 1>>[[eye 1|eye]] [[eye 2|eye]]

[[eye 3|eye]] [[eye 4|eye]]

[[eye 5|eye]] [[eye 6|eye]]<<else>>eye 1 [[eye 2|eye]]

[[eye 3|eye]] [[eye 4|eye]]

eye 5 eye 6<<endif>>



<<if $lips eq 1>>[[lip factory|lips]]<<else>>lip factory<<endif>>

[[lip factory|lips]]



<<if $teeth eq 1>>[[third molar|teeth]] [[second molar|teeth]] [[first molar|teeth]]

[[second premolar|teeth]] [[first premolar|teeth]]

[[canine|teeth]] [[lateral incisor|teeth]] [[central incisor|teeth]]<<else>>third molar second molar first molar

[[second premolar|teeth]] first premolar

[[canine|teeth]] lateral incisor [[central incisor|teeth]]<<endif>>



<<if $tongue eq 1>>[[tongue 01|tongue]] [[tongue 03|tongue]] [[tongue 05|tongue]]

[[tongue 02|tongue]] [[tongue 04|tongue]] [[tongue 06|tongue]]<<else>>tongue 01 [[tongue 03|tongue]] tongue 05

tongue 02 tongue 04 [[tongue 06|tongue]]<<endif>>



<<if $arms eq 1>>[[arm 01|arms]] [[arm 02|arms]]

[[arm 03|arms]] [[arm 04|arms]]

[[arm 05|arms]] [[arm 06|arms]]

[[arm 07|arms]] [[arm 08|arms]]

[[arm 09|arms]] [[arm 10|arms]]

[[arm 11|arms]] [[arm 12|arms]]<<else>>[[arm 01|arms]] [[arm 02|arms]]

[[arm 03|arms]] arm 04

arm 05 arm 06

arm 07 [[arm 08|arms]]

arm 09 arm 10

[[arm 11|arms]] arm 12<<endif>>



<<if $hands eq 1>>[[primary hand 1|hands]] [[primary hand 2|hands]]

[[secondary hand 1|hands]] [[secondary hand 2|hands]]

[[tertiary hand 1|hands]] [[tertiary hand 2|hands]]<<else>>primary hand 1 primary hand 2

secondary hand 1 [[secondary hand 2|hands]]

tertiary hand 1 tertiary hand 2<<endif>>



<<if $breast eq 1>>[[breast 1|breast]] [[breast 2|breast]]

[[breast 3|breast]] [[breast 4|breast]]

[[breast 5|breast]] [[breast 6|breast]]<<else>>breast 1 breast 2

[[breast 3|breast]] [[breast 4|breast]]

breast 5 breast 6<<endif>>



<<if $skin eq 1>>[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]<<else>>[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin

[[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]][[skin]]

skinskinskinskinskinskinskin<<endif>>





<<if $rib eq 1>>[[rib 01|rib]] [[rib 02|rib]] [[rib 03|rib]] [[rib 04|rib]]

[[rib 05|rib]] [[rib 06|rib]] [[rib 07|rib]] [[rib 08|rib]]

[[rib 09|rib]] [[rib 10|rib]] [[rib 11|rib]] [[rib 12|rib]]

[[rib 13|rib]] [[rib 14|rib]] [[rib 15|rib]] [[rib 16|rib]]<<else>>rib 01 rib 02 rib 03 rib 04

rib 05 rib 06 [[rib 07|rib]] [[rib 08|rib]]

rib 09 [[rib 10|rib]] rib 11 rib 12

rib 13 [[rib 14|rib]] [[rib 15|rib]] rib 16<<endif>>



<<if $lung eq 1>>[[lung 01|lung]] [[lung 02|lung]] [[lung 03|lung]]

[[lung 04|lung]] [[lung 05|lung]] [[lung 06|lung]]

[[lung 07|lung]] [[lung 08|lung]] [[lung 09|lung]]

[[lung 10|lung]] [[lung 11|lung]] [[lung 12|lung]]<<else>>[[lung 01|lung]] lung 02 lung 03

lung 04 lung 05 lung 06

lung 07 lung 08 lung 09

lung 10 [[lung 11|lung]] [[lung 12|lung]]<<endif>>



<<if $heart eq 1>>[[heart core]]

[[heart core]]<<else>>[[heart core]]

heart core<<endif>>



<<if $abdomen eq 1>>[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]<<else>>abdomenabdomenabdomenabdomenabdomen

abdomenabdomenabdomenabdomenabdomen

abdomenabdomenabdomenabdomenabdomen

abdomenabdomenabdomenabdomenabdomen

abdomenabdomenabdomenabdomenabdomen

abdomenabdomenabdomenabdomenabdomen

abdomenabdomenabdomenabdomenabdomen

abdomenabdomenabdomenabdomenabdomen

abdomenabdomenabdomenabdomenabdomen

[[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]][[abdomen]]<<endif>>



<<if $gen eq 1>>[[genitals I|gen]] [[genitals XIII|gen]] [[genitals XXI|gen]]

[[genitals II|gen]] [[genitals XIV|gen]] [[genitals XXII|gen]]

[[genitals III|gen]] [[genitals XV|gen]]

[[genitals IV|gen]] [[genitals XVI|gen]]

[[genitals V|gen]]

[[genitals VI|gen]]

[[genitals VII|gen]]

[[genitals VIII|gen]]

[[genitals IX|gen]] [[genitals XVII|gen]]

[[genitals X|gen]] [[genitals XVIII|gen]]

[[genitals XI|gen]] [[genitals XIX|gen]] [[genitals XXIII|gen]]

[[genitals XII|gen]] [[genitals XX|gen]] [[genitals XXIV|gen]]<<else>>genitals I genitals XIII genitals XXI

genitals II genitals XIV genitals XXII

genitals III genitals XV

genitals IV genitals XVI

[[genitals V|gen]]

[[genitals VI|gen]]

[[genitals VII|gen]]

[[genitals VIII|gen]]

genitals IX genitals XVII

genitals X genitals XVIII

genitals XI genitals XIX genitals XXIII

genitals XII genitals XX genitals XXIV<<endif>>



<<if $legs eq 1>>[[leg 01|legs]] [[leg 02|legs]]

[[leg 03|legs]] [[leg 04|legs]]

[[leg 05|legs]] [[leg 06|legs]]

[[leg 07|legs]] [[leg 08|legs]]

[[leg 09|legs]] [[leg 10|legs]]

[[leg 11|legs]] [[leg 12|legs]]

[[leg 13|legs]] [[leg 14|legs]]

[[leg 15|legs]] [[leg 16|legs]]

[[leg 17|legs]] [[leg 18|legs]]

[[leg 19|legs]] [[leg 20|legs]]

[[leg 21|legs]] [[leg 22|legs]]

[[leg 23|legs]] [[leg 24|legs]]

[[leg 25|legs]] [[leg 26|legs]]

[[leg 27|legs]] [[leg 28|legs]]

[[leg 29|legs]] [[leg 30|legs]]<<else>>leg 01 [[leg 02|legs]]

[[leg 03|legs]] leg 04

leg 05 [[leg 06|legs]]

[[leg 07|legs]] leg 08

leg 09 [[leg 10|legs]]

[[leg 11|legs]] leg 12

leg 13 [[leg 14|legs]]

[[leg 15|legs]] leg 16

leg 17 [[leg 18|legs]]

[[leg 19|legs]] leg 20

leg 21 [[leg 22|legs]]

[[leg 23|legs]] leg 24

leg 25 [[leg 26|legs]]

[[leg 27|legs]] leg 28

leg 29 [[leg 30|legs]]<<endif>>



<<if $feet eq 1>>[[primary foot 1|feet]] [[primary foot 2|feet]]

[[secondary foot 1|feet]] [[secondary foot 2|feet]]

[[tertiary foot 1|feet]] [[tertiary foot 2|feet]]<<else>>primary foot 1 [[primary foot 2|feet]]

secondary foot 1 [[secondary foot 2|feet]]

tertiary foot 1 tertiary foot 2<<endif>>



<<loopsound "withering star.mp3">>

<<loopsound "withering star.ogg">>

these 1 damage bubbles firing steadily from my mouth are literally the only way i can express my hatred



[[oh|trash]]

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<<display "status">>



AMORPHOUS NANOSLIME FOR PROCEDURAL MALL GENERATORS / SHARPER IMAGE CORE / FOOD COURT WEATHER SYSTEM / ESCALATOR ZIGGURAT



you see a DARK TEMPLE and a MAGENTA TEMPLE



<<if $cubepuz eq 0>>[[ENTER DARK TEMPLE|cubepuz]]<<else>>the DARK TEMPLE is returning to chrysalis form<<endif>>



<<if $songpuz eq 0>>[[ENTER MAGENTA TEMPLE|songpuz]]<<else>>the MAGENTA TEMPLE crumbles forever in the throes of a glitched animation<<endif>>



<<if ($songpuz eq 1) and ($cubepuz eq 1)>>[[return to base]]<<endif>>

Listen, you have no right to complain about the bullet wound in your gut. Why, I know several people with two bullets in their gut.



[[done|body]]



<<set $abdomen = 1>>

<<cyclinglink $title "HOW TO SPEAK ATLANTEAN" "KERRIGAN HAD THE RIGHT IDEA" "WHO THE FUCK IS PORPENTINE" "LET ME IN I'M SO COLD" "TRASHGAME" "HITACHI QUEST" "YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET A HITACHI">> BY [[PORPENTINE|http://slimedaughter.com]]



soundtrack

my edit of wandering star by portishead

my edit of moment 4 life by nicki minaj

[[mediafired - pixies|https://soundcloud.com/mediafired]]



inspirations

[[shorn face|https://dl.dropbox.com/u/109926883/Shorn%20Face.html#]] by fnmsp / [[Cove of Flies|https://dl.dropbox.com/u/39678818/twine/Cove%20of%20Flies.html]] by LavosXII

[[twitter|https://twitter.com/slimedaughter]] / Hitachi



<<display "status">>



you <<cyclinglink $var1 "crawl" "stomp" "wade" "creep" "writhe" "slither">> through the trash



<<if ($explore eq 0) or ($explore eq 6) or ($explore eq 12) or ($explore eq 18)>><<if ($explore eq 6)>>you barter with a Mantle Nomad, obtaining coordinates to the SUBTERRANEAN MALL ARCOLOGY<<endif>><<if ($explore eq 12)>>the SUBTERRANEAN MALL ARCOLOGY beeps on your radar. it must be close!<<endif>><<if $explore gte 18>>you find the SUBTERRANEAN MALL ARCOLOGY



[[ENTER SUBTERRANEAN ARCOLOGY|near]]<<endif>><<else>><<set $r = Math.round(Math.random() * 23)>><<if $r eq 0>>shapes flit in the sewage, nightmares drowned in enema<<endif>><<if $r eq 1>>honking gribblers circle rustdrip stalactites<<endif>><<if $r eq 2>>brainless trashovores sucking grease from KFC bags<<endif>><<if $r eq 3>>pipes belch up surface grease in sprays of orange<<endif>><<if $r eq 4>>you spot outrider shadowbabes! stealth mode activate...<<endif>><<if $r eq 5>>gelatinous glop gurls bounce across the slagscape burbling gurgly melodies<<endif>><<if $r eq 6>>you narrowly avoid a hyenababe trap!<<endif>><<if $r eq 7>>you pause to adjust your nipple aperture<<endif>><<if $r eq 8>>the ground here is soft with purple fur<<endif>><<if $r eq 9>>boiling rot geysers spew sulphurous fumes<<endif>><<if $r eq 10>>nightfall cometh. best keep on the move.<<endif>><<if $r eq 11>>you find a rare Sparkling Water Bottle and drain the precious contents. ahhh.<<endif>><<if $r eq 12>>you find a secret passage through the monastery well!<<endif>><<if $r eq 13>>your stance scares off a wandering Blessed Neuro Stag!<<endif>><<if $r eq 14>>you briefly capture and enslave a roving Beetle<<endif>><<if $r eq 15>>your strength returns to you!<<endif>><<if $r eq 16>>using your skills you avoid a nearby encampment of Lung Knights<<endif>><<if $r eq 17>>a sentient plastic bag drifts screaming across a mold meadow<<endif>><<if $r eq 18>>you deflect an energy bolt with your shield ring! best seek the high ground...<<endif>><<if $r eq 19>>ratbabes stole 10 Fuel! try a defensive stance...<<endif>><<if $r eq 20>>you hack a condensation tower and refill your coolant tanks. nice!<<endif>><<if $r eq 21>>a bat queen flies far above, spattering the trash peaks with aristocratic gauno<<endif>><<if $r eq 22>>Biome Aspect: Vines now applies to this zone<<endif>><<if $r eq 23>>your nail polish glows to indicate the presence of cursed objects<<endif>><<endif>>



<<if $explore lt 18>>[[EAST|explore]] | [[WEST|explore]] | [[NORTH|explore]] | [[SOUTH|explore]]



[[SCAN|explore]] | [[TRACE|explore]] | [[FRIEND MODE|explore]] | [[EMERALD MODE|explore]]



[[REGEN BIO|explore]] | [[REGEN FLUID|explore]] | [[FLUX HORMONES|explore]] | [[ABSORB GEO|explore]]



[[STANCE: AGGRESSIVE|explore]] | [[STANCE: PLEADING|explore]] | [[STANCE: DARKWAR|explore]] | [[STANCE: CHAOS|explore]]<<set $explore += 1>><<endif>>

you focus the prisms of your nipples



finally they align



beams of light fire through the desert temple



and your breasts regenerate from the rat feast of last night



[[done|body]]



<<set $breast = 1>>

THE HITACHI IN REVIEW

BY PORPENTINE



<html><br></html>[img[hitachi.jpg]]<html><br></html>



The Hitachi is my favorite console. You can play a lot of <<replace "body games">>body games on it.



<<replace "2 PLAYER">>2 PLAYER:



Genitalia>Hitachi<Genitalia



I'm on my back and she gets on top of me, grinding the Hitachi into my cunt. We writhe, our tribbing mediated by ultra-power vibrations. Ugh so good.<<endreplace>>



<<replace "POWER GLOVE">>POWER GLOVE:



Fingering someone while buzzing your hand with the Hitachi, transmitting the vibrations into their ass/cunt.<<endreplace>>



Design your own!<<endreplace>>



The Hitachi has 2 settings



<<mouseoverlink "PAGE 1" "L" "mmmmmm just right.">>

or

<<mouseoverlink "PAGE 1" "H" "ahhhhhh too high! (for me anyways)">>



<<replace "Why do I like the Hitachi?">>I like that it decentralizes genitalia in favor of a vibrating hub.



I like that staying hard or getting wet don't matter.



No pressure, just raw, sustaining machine power.



and it feels amazing.



overall:



4 out of 4 stars

<<endreplace>>



[[NEXT PAGE]]

you sand your nails



rewire your knuckles



tighten the plugs



sparks jet from your wrist vents



[[done|body]]



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IF YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THE INTERNET THERE IS THE RISK OF DEVELOPING AN IMPOSSIBLY PURE POLITICS



THAT HARMS EVERYONE IT IS SUPPOSED TO PROTECT.



HOW ABOUT WHEN WOMEN ARE ATTACKED FOR NOT CONSTITUTING A PERFECT FEMINISM AS SYNTHESIZED BY 1000 YEARS OF SOCIAL JUSTICE ALGORITHMS.



SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME IN YOUR BUBBLE PERMITS THE ILLUSION OF PERFECT IDEOLOGY



IGNORANT OF THE PRAGMATIC EXISTENCE OF THE MARGINALIZED



THE COMPROMISES <<replace "PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE.">>PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE.



THE FRAGILE NATURE OF THEIR EXISTENCE.



SEX WORKERS



PEOPLE WITH MENTAL ILLNESS



DISABLED



PEOPLE WITHOUT FORMAL EDUCATION



SUICIDAL



ARE <<replace "TARGETED.">>TARGETED.



THE DISGUSTING LIBERAL TENDENCY TO LET IMPORTANT THINGS SLIDE<------->THE CRUEL FASCISM OF IDEOLOGICAL PURITY



BOTH HURT WOMEN



BOTH IGNORE ABUSE



<<replace "CHOOSE YOUR ABUSE APOLOGISM AESTHETIC">>CHOOSE YOUR ABUSE APOLOGISM AESTHETIC



OR BETTER YET, HAVE THE STRENGTH TO EMBRACE A FEMINISM FOR WOMEN, NOT FOR SPREADSHEETS.



WORDS HAVE AN INFINITE CAPACITY FOR <<replace "DECEPTION">>DECEPTION



I CAN CALL IT FEMINISM AS I STAB YOU IN THE HEART



AS I STAB YOU IN THE BACK.



ASK YOURSELF INSTEAD



IS THIS HURTING OR HARMING WOMEN



[[done|body]]<<set $heart = 1>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>>

FUN TIPS TO AVOID BEING MISGENDERED



<<mouseoverlink "gen" "TIP #1" "take a stick of red lipstick and smear the word WOMAN on your face">>



<<mouseoverlink "gen" "TIP #2" "have surgery to become the word WOMAN made out of flesh with legs coming out the base">>



<<mouseoverlink "gen" "TIP #3" "destroy all life">>



[[done|body]]<<set $gen = 1>>

THE GUN GREASE ON YOUR HANDS IS MADE OF HTML AND CSS



EVERY DAY IS A NEW CHANCE TO PUSH BACK AGAINST THE TOXIC SLUDGE SOCIETY THAT TEACHES US TO MISTRUST OUR SISTERS



I AM NEVER CLEAN



BUT I CAN BE CLEAN ENOUGH



TO BE [[ENOUGH|body]]



<<set $legs = 1>>

you paint your toes with vats of industrial nail polish



color receptors in your nail acreage activates your foot cores



your feet thrum with zillions of machine parts



[[done|body]]<<set $feet = 1>>

REMEMBER: FEMINIST THEORY IS A RACETRACK AND IF YOU HIT THE FINISH LINE FIRST YOU PICK UP AN AK AND MOW DOWN ALL THE WOMEN BEHIND YOU



LOOK HOW FAST YOU ARE



YOU LEARNED THIS OR THAT TERM BEFORE ALL THE OTHER WOMEN



TIME TO SCORE SOME POINTS



[[SHOOT YOUR FELLOW WOMAN|shoot]]



[[DO NOT SHOOT YOUR FELLOW WOMAN|ha]]

<<display "status">>



you enter a dark place



crimson energy fields blaze up around you, boxing you in.



rotating tiles in the floor:



<<cyclinglink $var1 "let" "cold" "me" "so" "in" "i'm">>



<<cyclinglink $var2 "let" "cold" "me" "so" "in" "i'm">>



<<cyclinglink $var3 "let" "cold" "me" "so" "in" "i'm">>



<<cyclinglink $var4 "let" "cold" "me" "so" "in" "i'm">>



<<cyclinglink $var5 "let" "cold" "me" "so" "in" "i'm">>



<<cyclinglink $var6 "let" "cold" "me" "so" "in" "i'm">>



access panel: [[push buttons|try]]





<<loopsound "pixies.mp3">>



<<loopsound "pixies.ogg">>

you fall back on the mattress



[[Hitachi|PAGE 1]] at your side

<<display "status">>



<<if $var1 eq "i'm" and $var2 eq "so" and $var3 eq "cold" and $var4 eq "let" and $var5 eq "me" and $var6 eq "in">>the energy gate zaps out of existence



you wander a magenta chamber encrusted with warp vines<<set $songpuz = 1>>



<<replace "OPEN GOLDEN CHEST">>you find a HITACHI FOCUS GEM



you swallow it for safekeeping



[[return to MALL CENTER|enter]]

<<endreplace>><<endif>><<if $var1 eq "let" and $var2 eq "me" and $var3 eq "in" and $var4 eq "i'm" and $var5 eq "so" and $var6 eq "cold">>the energy gate zaps out of existence



you wander a magenta chamber encrusted with warp vines<<set $songpuz = 1>>



<<replace "OPEN GOLDEN CHEST">>you find a HITACHI FOCUS GEM



you swallow it for safekeeping



[[return to MALL CENTER|enter]]

<<endreplace>><<endif>><<if $songpuz eq 0>>

the energy gate zaps your body! your BIO count fluctuates!



[[OW|songpuz]]

<<endif>>

missing a POWER CORE



missing a FOCUS GEM



you hear the SUBTERRANEAN MALL ARCOLOGY might have what you need



but first you need to repair your body!



[[okay|trash]]

and as you hit the switch



[[all|cohere]]



[[the|cohere]]



[[distant|cohere]]



[[parts|cohere]]



[[of|cohere]]



[[your|cohere]]



[[body|cohere]]



it is far from its weird little [[river|http://www.vgmaps.com/Atlas/N64/LegendOfZelda-OcarinaOfTime-Present-Zora%27sRiver%28Side%29.jpg]]



unless you find some Genuine Zora Water it will die!



[[!!!|trash]]

YOUR TEETH ARE FULL OF HATRED



YOU CLEAN THEM WITH AN INDUSTRIAL FLOSSER--HUNDREDS OF STEEL CABLES SAWING THROUGH THE GAPS



<<replace "GET ON YOUR KNEES AND APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE">><<replace "SHIT TASTE GOOD DON'T IT">><<replace "YOU LIKE HURTING WOMEN?">><<replace "sit down little boy



the women are speaking">><<replace "EMASCULATE YOURSELF IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS SACRED">>[[YOUR GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU|body]]<<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>>



<<set $teeth = 1>>

porpentine

nnghghhHHHHHHHHHH<<screenShake 0>>



unnghHHHHHHHHHHH



i cry because you're beautiful



nngngghGghnnghhh



<<replace "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh">>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



i'm a buzzing bee babe



my fat sexy abdomen



has a stinger called Hitachi



lets make honey



<<replace "uuuugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh">>uuuugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



why am i not more brave



why do i hurt my body



why do i neglect it



maybe because loving my body means fearing destruction



<<replace "ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh">>ugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



nGUrgrghRHH



spit twitch eyeballs roll face contorts



demonic possession



hyperventilating



deep breathing



<<replace "steadily approaching">>steadily approaching



that



sweet



[[~oooooo~|cum]]<<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>><<endreplace>>

I feel acutely the ???intelligence??? people attach to different pitches and inflections of voice



deep and sarcastic is ???intelligent???, sincere and higher pitched is ???brain damaged??? or ???naive???



[[done|body]]

<<set $tongue = 1>>

direct hit from fake starfighters



never had a chance



[[:(|trash]]

here's how to speak Atlantean:



<<replace "[click for answer]">>glub glub glub glub



lol



[[~*~|credits]]<<endreplace>>



