Me was happy, myself blissful, my fog perplexed. — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) December 19, 2011

If you have already assumed that this is the most poetic tweet which you have read today, just hold on! After reading following tweets by Ashutosh, you will understand why your assumption was extremely wrong.

Let us start the entertainment with some inebriation

I drink , but i am not drunkard. i drink i dont create problem for others, i drink but i dont beat family members. — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) November 23, 2011

I don’t know why Ashutosh wanted to tell others that he doesn’t beat his family members. May be, because he can’t see his hands?

I am in my balcony , can’t see my hand… Scarey… — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) December 19, 2011

Too much of violence. Let’s talk about love and dog psychology. Umm!

Motu misses Sheru, whines somtimes, wants to know from me, what to tell ? — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) November 14, 2011

Two of my adopted bitches are pregnant and can deliver babies any day. One is a nice street dog and another cocker. — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) November 22, 2012

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That escalated quickly. Enough of dog love. What about humans?

Men are men , and remain men . — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) December 6, 2013

And?

If you are planning to outrage against this irresponsible tweet by Ashutosh, please go through his disclaimer

sorry responcible …not resoncible .. — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) December 6, 2011

People say that Manmohan Singh had an era, but the student of politics clarifies that he was just a week

As a student of politics i can say Manmohan is running govt bcoz soniya wants him to run , so he is week but powerful . — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) May 24, 2010

Hate is a kind of love and weak (week) is powerful. Profoundness of this youth will amaze you.

Youth does not mean 60s but 40s . — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) January 20, 2013

But what about Rahul Gandhi, he is called the youth leader, no?

Is Rahul Gandhi new Arvind Kejariwal ? — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) November 4, 2012

Confused? Let us ask Chiddu

chiddu … Ye scam scam kya hai bhai… — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) July 31, 2012

Thanks for entertaining us. Time to say good morning and start daily chores.

Why we say good morning ? — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) February 11, 2012

Okay, good night!

Why people say goodnight ? — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) February 10, 2012

Too much. Bye

Are u back sir ? — ashutosh (@ashutosh83B) April 14, 2013

“I Have A Dream”, says Martin Luther King Jr. We will wrap this article with the same sentiments.