Remy discovers the hysterical, shrieking crowds are here for the entitlements.

Written and performed by Remy.

Produced and edited by Austin Bragg.

Music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom.

LYRICS:

Does adulthood dismay you?

Vote me and I'll pay you

You won't have to grow up, it's true

All your bills will be paid

Your adulthood delayed

And I'll give all this money to you

Bob commuted to college

For discounted knowledge

So large debts he would not accrue

Lived at home, did some chores

Now he'll also pay yours

Cuz I'll give all his money to you

All this money

You will get from Bob

All this money

If I get this job

All your work wages risen

Your debts all forgiven

Your childcare will be paid for too

Want free parental leave?

Just takes one vote for me

And I'll give all this money to you

All Bob's money

I will give to you

All Bob's money

If I win it's true

All Bob's money

All Bob's money

All Bob's money

I will give to you