#884534 +( 1370 )- [X] <Shift_Wreck> OMG guys you gotta hear this

<Shift_Wreck> So i goes to the grocery store to pick up smokes and a frozen pizza.

<Shift_Wreck> I get my things and head to the 12 items or less line.

<Shift_Wreck> i get in line just as the guy in front of me is setting his items down on the conveyor belt thing

<Shift_Wreck> his items were: get this

<Shift_Wreck> a box of condoms, a medium sized cucumber, a tub of margarine and a 12 pack of beer

<Shift_Wreck> I imediatly am thinking "lolwut?"

<Shift_Wreck> well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing.

<Shift_Wreck> well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing.

<Shift_Wreck> oops

<Shift_Wreck> the guy and cashere must have heard it because they both turn to look at me

<Shift_Wreck> im grinning from ear to ear now and my eyes are darting from the guys face and the items he had on the belt

<Shift_Wreck> i catch the casheirs eye and i look at her and shes looking at me like 0_0 and shaking her head "no dont!"

<Shift_Wreck> this all was a few seconds but it felt like an eternity...

<Shift_Wreck> well i finaly says to myself: "shift, youve gone this far, may as well say something"

<Shift_Wreck> so i say to the guy (still with this huge grin) "going to a party?"

<Shift_Wreck> The girl just loses it and starts laughing

<Shift_Wreck> the guy just scowls at me

<Shift_Wreck> looks to the girl

<Shift_Wreck> and walks away leaving his items there at the checkout

<Shift_Wreck> it was kinda awkward

<Shift_Wreck> pizzas good though