[Meta: This plays before my absence note, also I went for a different writing style. Hope you like it.]

[VIDEO TAPE STARTS]

[Luca sits on a chair in a dimly lit room. His hands are cuffed behind it.]

[Russian 1]:"Boss, I'm pretty sure he's the rat."

[Russian 2]:"Да ... Take care of him"

[Russian 2 exits the room]

[Russian 1]:"Well then. You heard him. Nothing perso- actually... It is personal. This is a sign. An example of what will happen when you fuck with Russian mafia."

[Russian 1 loads what seems to be an AK47]

[Luca]:"Hurry up would you?"

[Russian 1]:"Shut up traitor."

[Luca]:"I may be a traitor. But I'm a fucking clever traitor."

[Luca laughs]

[Luca]:"You know... I considered actually joining the Russians... but there is something way... bigger... something way more... powerful. I might die here. But believe me, I have no regrets. I had the best time in my life. I did this, because I was bored."

[Russian 1 aims at Luca]

[Russian 1]:"Are you trying to buy yourself some time?"

[Luca]:"Well, I have plenty of money."

[Luca laughs, Russian 1 smiles]

[Russian 1]:"Heh... Yeah... Well... You know I have to d-"

[Russian 1 suddenly violently shakes and screams incoherently]

[An unkown, white-haired man is pushing a Taser against Russian 1's neck]

[Luca]:"About fucking time."

[???]:"Merde, don't do this again."

[Luca]:"What? I didn't choose to get caught now did I?"

[Unkown man drops Russian 1 to the ground and grabs his keys]

[Luca]:"Help me with those cuffs would you?"

[Unkown man proceeds to unlock the handcuffs, freeing Luca]

[Luca]:"This might get ugly brother..."

[Luca stands up, rubbing his hand ankles]

[Luca]:"Nice clothing by the way. You only need a bald shaved head and you'll pass as one of those Russians. You might want to leave."

[???]:"Got it. Just make sure you get home safe."

[Luca]:"Yeah yeah.."

[Unkown man leaves. Luca grabs Russian 1 and throws him onto the chair]

[Russian 1 moans in pain]

[Luca]:"I have questions. You have anwsers. I have a machete."

[Luca grabs Russian 2's machete which lies on the table to the right of the chair]

[Luca]:"Try to grab me and I'll cut both of your hands off. Try to run and I'll break those kneecaps of yours. What do the Russians know about me?"

[Russian 1]:"That you're a fucking rat..."

[Luca]:"Apart from that."

[Russian 1]:"Screw you..."

[Luca slashes the machete horizontally along Russian 1's upper torso, leaving a long bloody mark]

[Russian 1 screams in agony]

[Luca]:"Try again."

[Russian 1]:"AAGH... AH... Fuck! Fuck! I'm bleeding you fucking- Agh... ahh... Ow..."

[Luca kicks the man against his head]

[Russian 1 yells]

[Russian 2 opens the door]

[Luca spins around and throws the machete towards Russian 2]

[The machete splits Russian 2's head, revealing brain and skull]

[Luca kicks Russian 2 in the stomach, knocking the corpse to the ground]

[Russian 1]:"VIKTOR! YOU FUC-"

[Luca punches Russian 1 in his face and forces his mouth shut]

[Luca speaks in a very calm voice]

[Luca]:"Psssst... Look at his corpse. Look- at- it. This, is a quick death. You will get a way more agonizing and slow death if you do not cooperate. Do you hear me you fucking worm? You are worthless. Now anwser me: What- do- you- know- about- me?"

[Russian 1]:"Y-y-y-you are... [DATA EXPUNGED] but often use... Luca as your name. Your... address is [DATA EXPUNGED]... You are a driver... for... special people... You work with mafias all over the world... You have a general income of [DATA EXPUNGED]... Your... psychiatric evaluation shows signs of ... split-personalities and sophistication. We found no crime records. You're pretty much clean..."

[Luca]:"Well... at least you only have my... parents' address.... And the name's not real either... Granted, I don't know how you know of my income and how you got my psychiatric evaluation but.. oh well. Now to finish the job."

[Luca quickly snaps Russian 1's neck before said Russian can react]

[Luca directly walks towards the surveillance camera]

[Luca]:"I will leave this. As a sign, not to fuck with me."