Dear Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un,

Thank you for choosing Singapore for your peace summit with Trump. The working peoples of this humble capitalist backwater are honoured by your glorious presence.

Although Singapore is not a perfect socialist state like True Korea, we hope Supreme Leader can enjoy his stay in this bastion of imperialist aggression. To help you understand Singapore culture, our comrades have produced this HANDY GUIDE TO BOURGEOIS CAPITALIST REPUBLIC OF SINGAPORE.

All hail Marshal Kim Jong Un! May the beautiful rays of Juche socialism shine forth upon our darkness!