White men who want to play with themselves in public are getting their wish

Is there no end to this crap? This coming June the inaugural season of an all-white professional basketball league is scheduled to launch in 12 south-eastern cities.

The All-American Basketball Alliance would also ban players born outside the United States.

The league’s commissioner, Don “Moose” Lewis, claims that he doesn’t “hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now.” Thus, he says, the All-American Basketball Alliance would be “a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.”

Augusta, Georgia is a hot tip to be the first city to be awarded the lucrative franchise.

Fired up by the chance to see professional basketball in Augusta, local fans are submitting their ideas for uniforms and names for their new, yet to be announced favorite team.

One fan said he would like the team to be called The Augusta Red Necks and he would like to them play in the Confederate uniform. Another avid supporter of the plan, said he would call them The Augusta Possums, after his favorite snack, and he wanted to see them play in long white robes, but no hoods.