Welcome to Arlington, Texas, where it is snuggled between Dallas and Fort Worth, trying to hide from big city ideas.

Moms Demand Action, a group of women advocating common sense gun laws, has a couple of Texas chapters. The one in Arlington held a meeting at the Blue Mesa Grill in a strip center right next to the Black Eyed Pea Restaurant. And since their topic was so threatening to all that is Texas manhood, a Wee Winkie Parade commenced.

Texas men protested the meeting with their largest weapons. (Click the little picture to get the big one.)

Ours are bigger!

GUN BULLIES CRASH MOMS DEMAND ACTION MEETING IN ARLINGTON. Moms privately organized a get-together at Blue Mesa Grill in Arlington today. Someone falsely said they would attend, and instead showed up with these folks in the parking lot. Moms, restaurant employees and patrons were all shocked. One patron commented to one of our organizers,” I grew up with guns, but no one would ever do this. This is like Deliverance.”

No, Honey, not like Deliverance. The guys in Deliverance could play the banjo. The only thing these guys can play is stoopid.

Now let me see if I have this right. They are the ones with guns. They are also the ones hiding behind cars. I’m having trouble with computation here. If they have the guns and this is simply a protest, why are the hiding like they are fixing to ambush somedamnthing? Are they buying into David Dewhurst’s idea that tampons are dangerous weapons liable to come at you suddenly?

Good Lord, it’s a bunch of women having a meeting. If that scares you, let me tell you about what happens at a Tupperware Party.