The hell are you talking about, son? You can't kill me! I am the Slender Man, the most horrible creature to ever exist. I was here before you were born, and I will be here after you are gone. So don't even bother trying to kill me. But if you want to attract me, I suggest putting on a mask, sweatshirt and jeans. Oh, also grow sideburns. Sideburns are sexy.