College football's opening weekend was scheduled to last five days. It almost lasted slightly longer than that.

Every weekend of America's dumbest and oldest major sport is a special weekend, but this one was especially historic, bizarre, and inspiring. A few things that no other weekend can claim:

Howard had a 1.2% chance to beat UNLV, that's now the biggest FPI upset in the last 10 years pic.twitter.com/rqQwcqGlQR — ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) September 3, 2017

UCLA FAKE SPIKE FOR THE LEAD pic.twitter.com/GHUOB2Olsf — Sports Illustrated (@SInow) September 4, 2017

Welcome back, college football. Week 2 is huge and starts in about 60 hours.