Erin Jensen

USA TODAY

Loose lips give quips.

After news broke that President Trump may have disclosed highly classified intelligence to Russian diplomats, it seems the late night hosts and their writers hit the ground running.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Colbert compared The Washington Post's report that Trump bragged about getting "great intel" in a meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov to a boastful fast food worker.

It's like the guy working the fry station saying, 'You would not believe the tater tots I have access to,' if in this metaphor tater tots were a top-secret snack provided by our allies."

After getting a reaction from historian "Doris Kearns Goodwin" (a hilarious bit that did not actually feature the presidential historian), about the latest White House news, Colbert played a clip of "another top Republican."

"We can't have someone in the Oval Office who doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'confidential' or 'classified,'" said the high-ranking member of the GOP, who surprisingly, was actually President Trump.

The 2016 clip became common ground for POTUS and Colbert.

"I gotta say — and I don't care if this is taken out of context," the late night host said, "I completely agree with Donald Trump."

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Meyers showed his audience the same clip as Colbert, in addition to others where Trump criticized Hillary's handling of emails.

"Of course, it turns out the Russians didn't need to hack Hillary's email server," Meyers said. "They were able to hack Trump's mouth. The password is, 'Tell us.'"

Meyers also treated viewers to his "favorite clip" of POTUS from 2016, when he predicted what would've happened if Clinton was elected president. Trump foresaw a "protracted criminal investigation likely followed by the trial of a sitting president." He believed the government would "grind to a halt and our country (would) continue to suffer."

"It's amazing the only thing he got wrong was the president's name," Meyers quipped, later adding, "This whole thing is a horror movie where the police call Trump and say, 'The killer is calling from inside the house, and also we're pretty sure you're the killer.'"

Jimmy Kimmel Live

In honor of his guest Snoop Dogg, the late night host who has been in the news for his recentmonologues on health care put the concern over the president's actions in "rap terms."

"Imagine that the United States is Tupac and Israel is Suge Knight, okay? Close friends. On the other side, Russia is Biggie Smalls and Iran is his friend Puff Daddy, also close friends. If Suge Knight tells Tupac a secret and then Tupac turns around and blabs it to Biggie, Tupac and Biggie both wind up dead and Puff Daddy launches his own successful line of vodka..."

Kimmel also brought up a cable news report that he found a little ridiculous.

"I saw a thing on CNN that said, 'Are there questions about our president's competence?'" Kimmel began. "People are worried he might be incompetent — which listen — our president 18 months ago was the host of a reality show. Of course he's incompetent."

"Of course he's accidentally leaking secrets to the Russians," Kimmel added. "His job before this was to choose between La Toya Jackson and Meat Loaf, okay?"

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Before Fallon's monologue was interrupted by Miley Cyrus, he identified a solution to stop the leaks. He showed viewers a spoof ad for adult diapers dubbed "Depend for Presidents" starring POTUS himself.

With one mission accomplished, perhaps the Tonight Show team should turn its attention to creating a special calendar to help its disgruntled White House correspondent who feels like he hasn't "slept since Trump took office ten months ago." Rest up, Alan.

The Late Late Show with James Corden

Harry Styles filled in for the usual Late Late Show host and delivered Tuesday's monologue. Prior to making some incredible puns about the hackers threatening to release the fifth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean, the Sign of the Times singer talked politics.

"Of course the big story today is that Donald Trump shared secret information with the Russians last week," Styles said. "The good news for Trump is that he has been named employee of the month by Russia."

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

"No one wants Russians getting information," Noah explained during his "Moscow in the Meddle" segment. "It doesn't matter what the information is. It could be a surprise party that your friend told you about. If you tell the Russians, it's not going to end well. Your friend is going to wash up on the beach without his head and you'll be like, 'But this had nothing to do with the Russians,' and the Russians will be like, 'Why take the risk? You never know.'"