Commentary by SaFire

Kudos to this teacher for standing up against white supremacy.

And yes, “Make America Great Again” is a code word for white power. It means the same thing as the swastika. So don’t ever, ever wear a “Make America Great Again” shirt around a Jew. It frightens them. And reminds them of the holocaust.

Anybody who wants to “Make America Great Again” is a racist. Plain and simple. Because what they’re really saying is that they want to “Make America White Again.”

You know, like pre-1960s. When America was 90% white. And somehow white people figured out how to pick their own berries. And cleaned their own toilets. And called black people the N word just because their skin was black.

How boring it would have been to live in America back then. I mean, seriously. It would’ve been like living in Mayberry.

There wouldn’t be excessive amounts of black-on-white crime. No brilliant rap music to philosophize to. Terrible basketball teams. Rotten berries. Filthy toilets. No feminism; so women would have to stay home and raise their children and cook dinner for their husbands. How sexist is that? Ugh!

The thought of such a life just disgusts me. Thank goodness for diversity. Because diversity is our strength. That was the first thing I learned in college.

The people who voted for Trump didn’t go to college. In college the first they do is tell you how evil white people are. And they only reason a white person isn’t a black person is because of white privilege.

And that privilege came from theft. Because everything white people take credit for. Or have. They stole.

Like America. White people stole America from the indians. The indians were here first. So it legally belonged to them.

Anybody who says the indians were Asiatics who migrated across the Bering Land bridge are just racist. The indians organically grew out of the ground like corn. As a matter of fact, they evolved from corn. No, really. They did.

Indians are as American as corn on the cob. That’s how my professor in college put it. She was so smart. Too bad she didn’t have any children. But she did adopt several Haitian orphans. They look just like her, too.

And you know why diversity is our strength? Because diversity means fewer white people. Which means fewer racists. And less white privilege.

Plus diversity means equality. We all may look different and act different. But we’re all the exact same. Not one difference except skin color. I learned that from the professor’s Haitian children.

And we all bleed red. Because blood is red. Even a hammerhead shark has red blood. So do bald eagles. But bald eagles are racist because they represent America. And Nazi Germany.

So remember, the next time you hear a racist use the Neo-Nazi slogan “Make America Great Again,” tell them they’re committing a hate crime. And that it’s illegal to be racist.

Even more importantly, remind them that if Buffalo Bill hadn’t killed all the buffalo, the indians would have defeated the white people at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

And if that would have happened, then America would have always been great. Cause white people would have stayed in Europe where they belonged.