I got: 4 Shiner seasonal dark wheat ales. Dark beers are my favorite beer (2 of them leaked in the box, hence the mess). 1 Football bottle of Southern Comfort. I really like bourbon. 1 Camoflauge waistband beer holder (?). I think thats what this is for. 1 Mexican Garlique Seasoning salt. It's kind of hidden under my hand. I love cooking (as you can tell from the pressure cooker scar on my hand in the picture).

Extra special gift from USPS: One passive-aggressive note, reading: "If you want to file an insurance claim, be SURE to bring your liquor license with you." If the gift wasn't awesome enough, that sure put it over the top. My gift was wrapped nicely, but it just have leaked due to pressure/temperature changes. None of the bottle were cracked. When it leaked the post office put the box in a plastic bag and rewrote the mailing information on top. The handwriting matched the note inside the bag.

Thank you so much to my reddit Secret Santa from Blacksburg, VA. I might frame the note.