After a trip to IKEA today Storm has a new friend. It’s an interesting interpretation of the word “friend” as past experiences of his toy ownership shows.

Yes, they the normally start out close, but after he starts ripping off their ears and gouging out their eyes his new friend normally reconsiders the friendship.

Enjoy your life stuffed Golden Retriever plush toy, it’s likely your last weeks of life because your new owner is a psychopath you enjoys your suffering…..and your stuffing.