Unique and Convenient

Fart By Mail mail order farts are a unique and convenient way to share a sentimental message from a distance. You won’t find a greeting card at Hallmark that makes fart sounds and smells.

Memorable

When was the last time you received a fart in the mail? Oh, never? Yep, that’s what we thought. Mail sometimes stinks, but no one expects a fart!

Saves You Time and Money

Sure, you could buy a jar, fart in the jar, buy a greeting card, package them, wait in line at the post office, and send the fart jar and greeting card for a premium...but who has time for that?! And, what about the fart sound? We streamlined a turn key system for sending farts in the mail so you can sit back and send a fart from anywhere you have internet access.