My nightmares have come to stay, From a present come my way, In its wonder and all its glory, Stole my heart with cute not gory.

The box noted it was so, Bundled up for on the go, Through the mail to keep safe, Selotaped so as not to chafe.

An alter inside greeted me, A ritual to say and see, The creature arising for his throne, A Cthulhu to sit upon all alone.

To keep watch upon us all, If Sam Vimes does take a fall, From the dungeon dimension, His rule wont be in question.

A scary Christmas I have now, Worshipping and killing sow, To appease the Great Old One, Truly Christmas has begun.