Every player can bring a greater level of confidence into their performance if Shane Watson is in the side. Batsmen know that if there is a collapse Twatto will absorb all the hate; bowlers know they only need better figures than Shane's 0/38 (7 overs) to justify their selection.

Twatto is the focal point of fan hatred, allowing the other ten players in the side to be generally tolerated.

Make him captain for the last test too, because fuck it.