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Top 70 Worst Lines From J. Cole - "Cole World: The Sideline Story"



1. I'm hot, I'm hellbound - n*gga rly set the tone for wackness on the first line

2. I watched you shine. But me? I glow.

3. So much on my mind, I wonder how it fit in my brain

4. Life can't get any worse, Stevie with his glasses

5. I'm fallin' like it's Autumn - lmfaooooooo

6. You n*ggas strung out...you spaghetti

7. You paper...confetti

8. You logged off cause I'm online

9. I let you feel like you the sh*t, but you can't out fart me - GOAT lmfao

10. Follow your moves all week on Twitter, probably make a gay n*gga reconsider - n*gga huh??

11. Let you play with the stick...Ovechkin - REALLY doe?? lmfao

12. Tell your old boyfriend to skate, cause I don't play them X games

13. She gave a n*gga mad brain, was something like the wiz

14. Laid a n*gga down proper like she was recording tracks

15. Tired of coming up short, fu*k abbreviated

16. I blow brains...Cobain - REALLY doe? omfg lmao

17. I throw flames...Liu Kang

18. I'm David Blaine...I'm breaking out of my own box

19. I got the key to the game, they tried to lock me out

20. It's a bigger picture and you can't Photoshop me out

21. The fans throw their hands like Pacquiao - clever! lmfao

22. My hooks could knock Rocky out

23. You'll never play me like LeBron vs. Jordan

24. I'm laughing at you old n*ggas...Redd Foxx

25. I'll stay on my toes like them White Sox

26. Cole World, but I'm hot as sh*t. Does that mean I'm bi-polar?

27. I rap like it's Christmas eve

28. It hit me like a ton of bricks, no renovation

29. My man Nate asked me if I gained weight. I said "nah, my pockets got fatter" - LMFAO

30. I ball like Kobe in the fall - REALLY doe??

31. I'm going all out and I never had a curfew

32. I let you get on top, I'll be the underline

33. I'm trying to get beside you like the number 9, dime

34. I caught the vibe like you threw something to me

35. No strings attached...like a cordless phone - i mean REALLY doe??

36. I got you pregnant, now inside, there's a life in you

37. You flipping like reciprocals - OMG lmfao

38. People change like the seasons

39. She missed her period like typo's - omg.........LMAO

40. Froze up like a mannequin

41. Playing with n*ggas emotions like they action figures

42. My mind working like play dough

43. Cole heating up like that leftover lasagna - classic

44. That thing tight like Fort Knox

45. Repeat like an episode

46. A heteros*xual...girl, you fine from head to toe

47. Forever young...Peter Pan

48. Been running around...field dayin'

49. Wine and dine...meal payin'

50. Game colder than the fu*kin' dead man

51. Wolverine is depressing, I don't wanna be your ex-man - WHAT THE FUQ!!! LMFAO

52. I opened up your blinds, rise and shine!

53. In a game full of liars, it turns out I'm the truth

54. The ones y'all thought could hang wit me can't even tie my noose

55. These words I record got me ballin'...Jordan

56. We in two different games, you playing patty cake

57. You lame...you Shane Battier

58. Ain't even gotta fu*k him to know that he a raw n*gga

59. I got the clock set, it goes tick tock

60. Rain on the game, make it storm and thunder

61. I see a cookie? I grab one - lmfaooooo

62. A whale coulda swam in my tears, fam

63. I was brighter than a polo sweater

64. It rebounds so I caught it off the backboard - REALLY doe??

65. On my Martin sh*t...you go, girl

66. Them boys cool. Me? I'm on fire

67. Now a n*gga hot enough to fu*k wit Satan's hoes

68. Heating up like Mayweather...I'm on my Floyd sh*t

69. I'm picture perfect, baby, you can check the Kodak

70. She fu*k, she suck, she swallow...it's like a triple double - REALLY doe?? lmfaoooo



mane what the FUQ!!!! you can't even deny this sh*t n*ggas. they ALL was said on this wack piece of sh*t album. this n*gga j cole stay losinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn his emo a*s stans losinnnnnnnnnnnnn



go head and look it up, 70 wack as FUQ lines in no particular order1. I'm hot, I'm hellbound - n*gga rly set the tone for wackness on the first line2. I watched you shine. But me? I glow.3. So much on my mind, I wonder how it fit in my brain4. Life can't get any worse, Stevie with his glasses5. I'm fallin' like it's Autumn - lmfaooooooo6. You n*ggas strung out...you spaghetti7. You paper...confetti8. You logged off cause I'm online9. I let you feel like you the sh*t, but you can't out fart me - GOAT lmfao10. Follow your moves all week on Twitter, probably make a gay n*gga reconsider - n*gga huh??11. Let you play with the stick...Ovechkin - REALLY doe?? lmfao12. Tell your old boyfriend to skate, cause I don't play them X games13. She gave a n*gga mad brain, was something like the wiz14. Laid a n*gga down proper like she was recording tracks15. Tired of coming up short, fu*k abbreviated16. I blow brains...Cobain - REALLY doe? omfg lmao17. I throw flames...Liu Kang18. I'm David Blaine...I'm breaking out of my own box19. I got the key to the game, they tried to lock me out20. It's a bigger picture and you can't Photoshop me out21. The fans throw their hands like Pacquiao - clever! lmfao22. My hooks could knock Rocky out23. You'll never play me like LeBron vs. Jordan24. I'm laughing at you old n*ggas...Redd Foxx25. I'll stay on my toes like them White Sox26. Cole World, but I'm hot as sh*t. Does that mean I'm bi-polar?27. I rap like it's Christmas eve28. It hit me like a ton of bricks, no renovation29. My man Nate asked me if I gained weight. I said "nah, my pockets got fatter" - LMFAO30. I ball like Kobe in the fall - REALLY doe??31. I'm going all out and I never had a curfew32. I let you get on top, I'll be the underline33. I'm trying to get beside you like the number 9, dime34. I caught the vibe like you threw something to me35. No strings attached...like a cordless phone - i mean REALLY doe??36. I got you pregnant, now inside, there's a life in you37. You flipping like reciprocals - OMG lmfao38. People change like the seasons39. She missed her period like typo's - omg.........LMAO40. Froze up like a mannequin41. Playing with n*ggas emotions like they action figures42. My mind working like play dough43. Cole heating up like that leftover lasagna - classic44. That thing tight like Fort Knox45. Repeat like an episode46. A heteros*xual...girl, you fine from head to toe47. Forever young...Peter Pan48. Been running around...field dayin'49. Wine and dine...meal payin'50. Game colder than the fu*kin' dead man51. Wolverine is depressing, I don't wanna be your ex-man - WHAT THE FUQ!!! LMFAO52. I opened up your blinds, rise and shine!53. In a game full of liars, it turns out I'm the truth54. The ones y'all thought could hang wit me can't even tie my noose55. These words I record got me ballin'...Jordan56. We in two different games, you playing patty cake57. You lame...you Shane Battier58. Ain't even gotta fu*k him to know that he a raw n*gga59. I got the clock set, it goes tick tock60. Rain on the game, make it storm and thunder61. I see a cookie? I grab one - lmfaooooo62. A whale coulda swam in my tears, fam63. I was brighter than a polo sweater64. It rebounds so I caught it off the backboard - REALLY doe??65. On my Martin sh*t...you go, girl66. Them boys cool. Me? I'm on fire67. Now a n*gga hot enough to fu*k wit Satan's hoes68. Heating up like Mayweather...I'm on my Floyd sh*t69. I'm picture perfect, baby, you can check the Kodak70. She fu*k, she suck, she swallow...it's like a triple double - REALLY doe?? lmfaoooomane what the FUQ!!!!you can't even deny this sh*t n*ggas. they ALL was said on this wack piece of sh*t album. this n*gga j cole stay losinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn his emo a*s stans losinnnnnnnnnnnnngo head and look it up, 70 wack as FUQ lines