It's simple.

Carlos Matos will be our spokesman. He has faced hard times following the Bitconnect scandal, and his visage is in disgrace, a tragic mockery. I propose that we send the bat signal to our Dark Knight. He may not be the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we need right now.

It's simple.

We pool together enough XMR to bring him to the light, and he will forever shine as Monero's beacon.

His duties:

Publicly renounce his allegiance with BitConnet, on video, and shill Monero as he sees fit. The script practically writes itself:

"They say, Don't Buy Monero. But HOW CAN YOU NOT?"

"My WIFE thinks that this is a SCAM, too!"

"MMMhmmMM THE WORLD AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE, NO NO NO"

"MOOOOOROONNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (and various other mispronouncing war cries)

I hereby pledge 1 XMR to begin. We'll need further discussion on how to officialize this proposal, where the pool will be stored, and how to contact and payout Carlos.

Example video of his dark days with Bitconnect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61i2iDz7u04