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hitler plays clash royale siege decks and has a fun time with ebarbs

00:00 - 00:01

00:00 - 00:03 Our mortar is down in the optimal position

00:04 - 00:05 and our ice golem is in place

00:05 - 00:07 which will counter his skarmy here.

00:08 - 00:12 It is doing solid damage

00:12 - 00:15 and will allow us to cycle rocket for the win.

00:17 - 00:19 Good, I will rocket right now.

00:19 - 00:21 which can clip his ewiz and do good damage

00:24 - 00:26 mein king

00:27 - 00:28 he just placed ebarbs

00:31 - 00:33 at the bridge, level 13

00:34 - 00:36 we are out of elixir

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who told me to use siege, leave now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHY ARE THERE LEVEL 13 EBARBS

01:15 - 01:17 THIS IS ARENA 9

01:18 - 01:23 WHY IS LADDER SO BROKEN?

01:25 - 01:28 WHAT HAPPENED TO A FUN AND BALANCED GAME?

01:29 - 01:31 WHERE IS ANY KIND OF BALANCING?

01:31 - 01:34 My tower was destroyed in 10 seconds

01:34 - 01:37 by ebola-ridden salt shakers

01:37 - 01:40 and you expect me to play siege against this cancer?

01:40 - 01:42 You were the one who decided against beatdown.

01:42 - 01:46 I should not be puinshed for having a different playstyle!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein king, beatdown is easy to learn and use

01:48 - 01:52 My beatdown cards aren't high enough level!

01:53 - 01:54 It's rigged!

01:56 - 01:57 And punishes skill!

01:57 - 02:00 Only overleveled RG and EB noobs have a chance!

02:00 - 02:03 and they are counters to siege!

02:04 - 02:08 I'm practically playing rocket cycle with a useless building!

02:08 - 02:13 Siege is basically dead in the meta!

02:14 - 02:16 There are hard counters everywhere

02:17 - 02:21 I'd be better off playing LavaLoon like Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 Ladder is trash.

02:30 - 02:34 I should have played challenges.

02:34 - 02:36 It's the only place siege can work.

02:41 - 02:42 At least the ladder rewards

02:43 - 02:47 are so pitiful THERE'S NO REASON TO PLAY!

02:48 - 02:53 The good chests are so rare and it's almost impossible to win

02:54 - 02:56 and the upgrades cost so much.

02:56 - 02:59 My mortar is still level 8

03:00 - 03:02 and I have no legendaries!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, we'll go play log bait

03:14 - 03:16 All I wanted was a diverse, fun, and balanced game

03:19 - 03:23 Instead we get cancerous RG, EBs, Ewizs, and Furnaces everywhere

03:25 - 03:26 I can't play siege anymore.

03:31 - 03:33 Clan battles are the only time I can have fun

03:40 - 03:46 Everything else is unbalanced and biased against my playstyle

03:46 - 03:49 with all the RGs and EBs everywhere.