From Dallas Police Department Major Max Geron, another reason for the North Texas truther brigade to get fired up:

We're sure this most recent training exercise is totally on the up-and-up and has nothing to do with the string of bizarre happenings that have befallen our city over the past year. Thinking otherwise would be crazy, of course.

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