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If Reddit HQ were structured like Game of Thrones, which characters would you find around the office?

If you’ve ever had the chance to visit the Reddit office, or meet any of us who work for Reddit, you’ll find that we’re not (all) as evil and devious as many of the characters you’d find in Game of Thrones.

While I definitely cannot say that every admin is perfect all the time, we’re certainly not as conniving and backstabbing as any of those vile Lannisters.

…But we can still pretend!

Starting from the top, I’d imagine Steve, CEO and Reddit user Spez, has to be Ned Stark. He is our leader, he has morals and is focused on protecting his house. He guides us in the values we set for our house, he is reasonable, and respectable. So if Spez is Ned Stark, then that makes Kn0thing who? Possibly Jon Snow? Another respectable member of the Stark family, admired by many, but a little edgier, known for being vocal and breaking a few rules.

I’d say our entire System Ops team would cover the Night’s Watch. They protect Reddit from attacks, from breaking down, and are composed of a rag-tag team including rram, gooeyblob, and others.

Sporkicide would definitely be Daenerys Targaryen, if not only for the fact that she cosplays her to a T, but because she is very strong willed, looking out for the Reddit community at all costs. Oh, and then there’s Drunken_Economist. He’s King Joffery, obviously. Just kidding.

If I had to choose, I’d like to be someone somewhere in the middle: A little bit evil, but somewhat trustworthy—someone like a Tyrion or a Lord Varys—but I know that isn’t really me. Oberyn Martell was a pretty badass character I could see myself as, fighting to the death to avenge the honor of his sister! Or Bronn, just an awesome fighter always on the outskirts. Or even Samwell! He’s a sweet guy, I think he’s fun.

And as long as I’m not a white walker, I’ll be happy.