2018 Honorable Mentions Honoring Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool--by removing themselves from it in the most spectacular way possible.

A Gun Named 'Lorena' 2018 Honorable Mention

Confirmed True by Darwin

Darwin Award? Odds are, our gun nut (pun intended) shredded his ability to breed and wins the uncommon Living Darwin Award: still alive but unable to reproduce. Otherwise, his reward is an Honorable Mention -- "better luck next time." We await further information.

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Reader Puns

"His gun was named 'Lorena'." -P.Lines

"So he went off half-cocked?" -J.Petry

"Fresh sausage half off!" -P.Hall

"The guy is now a gun nut without nuts. Hopefully he'll come to enjoy the catheter." -G.Ely

"After this he will be definitely shooting blanks." -I.Titi

"His barrel was shortened that day." -A.Yuan

"Friends call him 'snubnose' now."

"He's not half the man he used to be." -D.Webb

"Clean up on Aisle 4." -M.Miller



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