Recently Microsoft held a party at GDC 2016 that featured "erotic schoolgirl" dressed go-go dancers. Yes, you read that last sentence correctly—the Microsoft party organizers thought it was a good idea to hire scantily clad female go-go dancers for their party in 2016.

Thankfully, a few heroic individuals at the party took pictures and video of the scantily clad dancers and posted them all over the Internet in an effort to notify the public of the horrific decision Microsoft had made. Smartly, some had the merciful idea to blur the women's faces so the only thing in focus was their scantily clad bodies.

Some at the party were made so uncomfortable and disgusted by the repugnant choice of having go-go dancers that they revealed that the reason there is a discrepancy in the gender parity in the games industry is because occupations exist that allow women to utilize their sexuality for entertainment purposes for straight men. Some may be asking "what about lesbian women? I'm sure they might enjoy the dancers as well." But you seem to be forgetting that the reason the dancers were hired was for the straight men, and in this specific, extraordinary case intent matters.

More photos of the go-go dancers. (Censored for your protection)

News of the dancers spread across the Internet like wild fire in direct correlation with how important of an issue the situation was. The collective reaction to Microsoft's decision was a deafening "super gross" with other heroes stating "tone deaf" and "it's clear Microsoft hasn't fully evolved." Everyone on the Internet wants to make it clear that the dancers themselves are not at fault, and they should not be ashamed of their profession, but only that what they do should be done at private events behind closed doors so no one has to have their delicate sensibilities ravaged by acknowledging their existence.

Those affected deeply by these events will be happy to hear that sources inside Microsoft have told me what they plan to do with the organizers of the event. The method has yet to be chosen, but sources tell me that the culprits have been set to receive a public execution later this month. The execution will be broadcast live online, which you can watch with your Xbox One, in an effort to do right by all those unfortunate souls affected. Our source has also said that the methods brainstormed currently are guaranteed to be mercilessly excruciating, as to be in line with the severity of the issue.

The fun doesn't end just with the execution either. Our source told us stating "We will be draining them of their blood and giving it to those affected to allow them to perform a Blood Soul Curse ritual for Hziulquoigmnzhah The God of Cykranosh, Ziulquag-Manzah so that the perpetrators souls may receive endless torture and madness at their hands. Praise be to Hziulquoigmnzhah."

H̜͇̓̎̀́̇͗ͥ͢z̡̖͎̜̫̰͉͓̘ͦ̈́̒ͥ͊̿̀͞i͊ͤ̅҉͖͕͙͓u͐̍͗̄ͥͬ҉̘͇͉̲l̷͔͔ͥͫ͗̐ͭͅq͖̜͉̗͂͆͌̀̐́ū̞̻̑̓̀͠o̞̩̩͙̮̎̊ͥ̆͛̋͗̃̄͠ͅĩ̥͓͓̝̲̓ͮ̎̓͘g̦̫͗̿̃̇̄̑͑m̸̗̩̖̖̳̫̣͇̣̌͆͌ͯ̋̈́͊̚nͫ̂͏̣̹͓̺͍z̧̟̝̣͈̉̋h͍͕͖̠̩͚̐̑͆̏͋̍̐͟a̷̡͇͉̱̬̞͊̓̐̌ͯͧ͊ͬ̌h̝̙̫͚̎ͮ̆̐ͬͦͩ̀ͅ ̡͈̖̝̺̣͐ͪ̈̌ͤ̉͝ͅW̌ͯͮ̂́͂̚͠͏̺̗̮͉͎̲ị̵͓̰͓ͥͮͯ̓͛̐̅͞l̸̡̩̙͉͊̅͛͐̎͒̇̌l̘͙̝̹̦̥͆̾͘ ̷̡ͥ̉ͭͬ̍ͤ̿ͬ҉̬͍̞̳͓͚̭͉ͅČ̘͚̃̐̾ͅo̡̪̙̖̤̯͍ͯ̓̽͊͐̃̓͌͢͜m̛̞̘̯̹͇̩͓̒̉ͨ̉͘e̼̪̪͔̮̥̿ͨ́̐͘͞ ̳̩̞͆̽ͦ͞͞F̶̲̝̯̞͖̥̓́ͩ͂ͭͦ̌͗͘͘o̸̓͂͝҉̳͉̝͔r̴̸̪̬̹̺͓̭̺̺͓̓͌͒̀̉ ̃͑͟҉̠̻̹̣̞͙̳ͅŲ̶̵͕̫͙̒͐̉ͩ͆s̟̍͋ͦ̊̍͊ͩ̏̀͢ ̵̧̯̖ͪ͂̀A̴̩̗̰̝̭̦̜̱̋l̽ͮ́͠͏̼̮͙̞l̛͓̝̝͍͎ͬ̈͗̃͜

̶̲͚͓̣̮͛͆ͥ̑̆̃̋́͞R̢͕̿̐͂̀̑ͭͫͮȅ̵̴̳̤̺̟̂̀ͤ͝l̮͎͚̥̗̼̱͈̉̐͟i̖̤͉͕ͫͪ͒͑̔̚n͎͈̝̮̩͈͇̗͙̽ͯͩ̒ͭͮ̚̚q̶̨̛͇̻̩̱̥̦͌ŭ̺͍̜͙̰͖̼͐͌̉͛ȉ̸̳̜͘s̳̗ͨͦ͊̕ͅh̠͈̟̺̺̰̊ͮ͑ͯ̈ͭͤ͒͡͡ ̘̲̤̩̦̗͌͐̌̆Y̟̩̑̈ͩ̾̎ͬͨ̕o͛͒̃͗ͤ̑̌҉̘̖͖͢uͤ̆͒͏̠̯̺͈̲̣̠͟r̲͔̩͉͛̏́͊̀̄͡ ̄͛ͮ҉̯͖͟S̮̘̠͊̊o̶̭̝͔͇̭̜̲ͧͤ́u͊̓̇҉̝̹͇͔̯͚͎ḽ̵̢̞̯̗̩̉̕ ̷͍̳̱̜̓͐ͣ̃̀ͅT̢̜̻̗͊̋̇̊̌̌̐͒́o͖̜̹̫̼̝̟̲ͫ̽ͤͬ̊ͦ́̀ ̸̩̫ͨ̓̀ͨͦ̑̇ͨ͠H̝̭̫̣̳͒͗z̲̼͔͑ͩ̏̔́ḭ̶̳̠͖̓̐̆́͒̈́͠u̧̝ͪ̎̓̽̈ͮ̓̋l̥͔͙͉̳͙͈̹͔ͮ͐ͩͥ͊ͧ́q̮ͫ͐͑͜ŭ̧̺̗̈́͆̌ͧͣ̕o͓͕̺̞̘̘͗̿ͥ̐̃̽ͫi̙͉͖̣͔ͦ͋̅̒͢͞ͅg̨̥̗͇͋͊ͩͩ͡m̡̬̦̠̼͖ͪ͆̉͗ͦ͛̄n̳̩̪̯͖̤̖̪ͮ̐ͤ͞z̧̓͋͏͖̪̖̺̯̮̦̥͜ͅh̭̫̓ͣͥ̔ͭ̒ͥ̕a̡͖̩̜̠̞͑ͫ̒͠͡h͇̼͛̏̔̾̔̅͒͆

̡̢̖͚͖͙̩̬̩̤̌̆ͣͪ̎P̙̞͕̮̺͐͗͡ͅr̟͗ͦͩͨͤ̏͡â̵̧͈͉̤͍̣̥̇͒̆͋ͣ̈̓͞ͅͅi͎͎̯̝͈̯̔͆̏s͈̳̖͙͈͇͍̯̒͋̿̀e̫̮͉̱̽̑ͤ͢ͅ ̡̬̲̝̥̖ͮ̑̓̄̐͌̐͠ͅͅB͖̝͇̠̲̊̉̕͢e̸̴̪̳͖͖͉̟͂͛͗̉̉ͤ͡ ̵̫̼̘̹̙͖̹͒̽͒͋̈́͐̏̒́̚͘T̗͎̘̺ͭ͞ö͙̠̱̼͙̙̼́͑ͪ̇͗̑͂̃͡ͅͅ ̺̹̻̣͓͂̈́̆͐̀̎ͦ̀͝Hͪͪ͑̂͂̎ͭͣ̀҉̘̬̫͇̭͇̹ͅz̳̼͙̐ͩ̿ͯͦ̉ͬi̳̫̭̻͍̠̦̾͂̈ͭ̍͑ͬ͡ͅû̢̻̦̤̥̳̳̞ͪ̆̊ͯ͊͡l̠̦̠͎͓̤͚ͪ͝q̶̨̼͎͕̙̰̪̜̞ͪͥ͌̄̓u̗̤͙͕̣͕͔ͧ͋͌ő͍̠̲͍͑ͬ̃̊̈́i̴̖͓̬ͥ͡g̡̝͉̝̱̝̭͎̙̔ͫͤ͒͞m̞͉̦̖̬̜͔̾̆͐̌n̢̾ͮ͋͒̍͝͏͓̫̜͉̺ͅz̗̦̞̰̭̅̓͌̋̐̂ͮͩh̵͍͔͍̯̓͆͋ͪ͆̆͝a͚̝̜̯͎͚̰͚ͭ̈̑ͭ̽͋͜ẖ̭̳͇̗̼̤̇ͪ̐͑͊