From a leaflet sent out this week by Scotland’s only Tory MP, David Mundell:

“Do Keith and Michelle have a surname?”, nosy readers might be wondering.

It turns out that they do:

You’d think that might have been relevant information, wouldn’t you? The leaflet also features a section where Mr Mundell answers “your questions”, starting with a flat-out unequivocal lie about whether an independent Scotland could keep the pound.

Our alert local reader couldn’t help but notice one of them was a “Neil Calvert” from West Linton, and wondering if it might be this Neil Calvert from West Linton:

We’re sure that not ALL the concerned constituents whose “questions” Mr Mundell answers in the leaflet are members of the local Conservative Party, of course. After all, they’re the sort of questions real people all over Scotland are asking:

And not just in the Borders. They were curious up in Deeside too:

Mr Burnett and his family also had eerily similar views to the Cockburns.

And to those of John Lamont’s constituents “Rachael and Billy”:

Do send us more if you’ve got them, readers.