Welcome back with a picture of Karma’s Garden. This is going to be a very long chapter because for the past weekend and yesterday I haven’t had internet access I have up until their first kid becomes a child.

Karma: “I love my garden!”

Yeah well its a full moon… have fun seeping.

HAI THERE

Enjoy the Grapes… I sprinkled them with asbestos.

I found this in Karma’s inventory I daw’d

Yes steal from the Altos….it’s not bad karma to steal from douches. It’s a Robin Hood esque thing.

OH YES THEY’LL TOTALLY MISS THEIR TIKI TORCH…not

Ah yes…a chair

Oh well it’s a nice eating area.

Ew, job hair….oh well she got a promotion

Karma: “Yay I can lose the horrid hair”

Let’s visit the Altos again…..Nick is a werewolf apparently

DO NOT STEAL THE DRAPES!!!

Karma: *Steals the drapes*

Karma: *Steals the lilies*

Ok, those are nice…

Karma: “I know right!!”

Please steal the couch, please steal the couch, please steal the couch

*Long violent string of dirty words*

I decided to put Karma’s Angler trait to good use.

With all our ill gotten goods we built this atrocity.

So Connor gave us an opportunity to deliver him some good fruits and vegetables. Maybe we’ll marry him.

Also you should probably be riding side saddle.

This supernatural thing is getting out of hand…I like it.

Vampire cop: “MY SKIN IS LITERALLY MELTING OFF MY BODY!!!!”

Go inside dumbass.

So in front of a restaurant and variable NPCs we propose to Connor.

So with Connor’s cash we built this

BOW CHIKA WOW WOW

That beard needs to be gone

Meet Connor Arid in his new dapper look…

Connor: “I lerv it!!”

Traits: Loner, Unflirty, Absent-Minded, Good, Bookworm.

Favorites: Classical, Fish and Chips, Grey/Gray

We couldn’t see the Altos tonight so we Visit Agnes Crumplebottom, who is a Witch (Thanks supernatural).

Meanwhile Connor works on his LTW to be an author.

Um..well

Agnes: *Is oblivious*

Oh no how will she ever be happy with out that candle.

PLEASE STEAL THE TV, PLEASE STEAL THE TV, PLEASE STEAL THE TV!!!

!*#%@^!&(@^@*!()&#%@*!!!!!

Working

Fishing

Pregnancy

Karma: “You’re really excited…”

I’m writing this while tired and trying to saw my left leg off to ease the pain of swim season starting.

Finish writing “A Story of Earth and Death”, which is totally not a ripoff and is definitely my own creation.

OMG WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE!!! Anyways i’m gonna end it here and go amputate my left leg.