Hopefully he went to see a M.D. before that thing got really bad (assuming that the ability to milk your MRSA infection isn’t rock bottom already).

I’m not really sure where to take this post from here. Mainly because my keyboard and hands are covered in a pool of my own vomit and I should probably clean that up.

Have a nice lunch, everyone!

Guy Gets MRSA Infection On His Arm, Decides To Milk It And HOLY HELL IT’S PUKIN’ TIME