House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) invited an afternoon of mockery on Tuesday after he (or at least his staff) shot off a peculiar tweet about the GOP’s jobs plan.

In a tweet linking to his “5 Points for Resetting America’s Economic Foundation,” Boehner ended up leaving the five bullet points blank, ready for any mischievous Twitter rascal to submit their own:

①

②

③

④

⑤

#5pts4jobs → http://t.co/DR9MAb4X5d — Speaker John Boehner (@SpeakerBoehner) October 7, 2014

In a flash, Twitter rushed to fill the empty spaces:

MT @SpeakerBoehner

Follow

① Get elected

② ???

③ ???

④ ???

⑤ PROFIT!

#5pts4jobs → http://t.co/Odv8dYSRTV — Gabrielle Levy (@gabbilevy) October 7, 2014

MT @SpeakerBoehner:

① Shut down gov’t

② Sue POTUS

③ Sham Benghazi hearing

④ 50+ ACA repeal votes

⑤ Threaten another shutdown

#5pts4jobs — Mo Elleithee (@MoElleithee) October 7, 2014

① ¯_(ツ)_/¯

② _/¯ (ツ)¯_

③ ¯_(ツ)_/¯

④ _/¯ (ツ)¯_

⑤ ¯_(ツ)_/¯

#5pts4jobs → — Chris Steller (@chris_steller) October 7, 2014

RT @SpeakerBoehner:

① Janie Jones

② Let’s Get It On

③ Smells Like Teen Spirit

④ White Light/White Heat

⑤ Radiation Ruling the Nation — Elias Isquith (@eliasisquith) October 7, 2014

RT @SpeakerBoehner

① could jesus

② microwave a burrito

③ so hot that

④ even jesus couldn’t

⑤ benghazi

#5pts4jobs — lib-boo watson (@libbycwatson) October 7, 2014

nice RT @SpeakerBoehner

① ~black persident is black~

② isis mulsim

③ tacks cut!!!!!!!!

④ black ebola

⑤ opportunidom = freeberty

#5pts4jobs — Jeb Lund (@Mobute) October 7, 2014