



Imaginary: Let me start this by saying Kinky has a way with words. That’s why he’s a blogger! He also has a way of taking other people’s words, twisting them to favor his viewpoint, and using them against them. It’s true that I wasn’t into My Hero Academia at first, but that’s because I’m a busy boy and didn’t want to catch up by watching season one, and the art style and premise didn’t initially interest me. Ya gotta admit, “boy tries real hard at school to become a hero” sounds like the most generic anime of all time. However, once my expectations were shattered I was in for the ride. Second, I never switch-up on a waifu. I never said Haru was my waifu, I said I wanted to give her a chance before hopping on the Makoto bandwagon. After determining that Makoto’s just simply godlike, I had no choice but to marry that bitch. Man, and this is coming from the guy that would probably rather fuck Midnight anyway...talk about loyalty issues. You know, in fact I’m so committed to my waifus, I ain’t even gonna pick a waifu for this young anime yet. I’m going to wait until everybody gets some more development in the show before wasting my pick on some frog bitch that could die at any moment. Hopefully, Kinky’s petty attempt at defaming my character by changing up my statements gave me some bonus points with you guys.





Why Momo is Girlfriend Material

Imaginary: Momo’s the hottest student in the fucking show right now, let’s just get that out of the way. It’s apparent in shots when all the girls are standing next to each other. You can clearly see this bitch has got fanservice written across her big and openly revealed boobs. Normally, this would make me think she’s gonna be too basic and boring to fawn over. However, that’s when I realized that most of the girls in My Hero Academia are still basic at this point. Apart from the tournament arc, we haven’t really seen them face big challenges or grow that much. Then I remembered, holy fuck she has one of the best quirks in the show! Somebody’s trying to rob us? Momo creates an AK. I can’t find the house keys? Momo creates a spare. She’s not in the mood tonight? Momo creates a pocket pussy for your boi! The possibilities are endless. She may not be the most interesting in her personality, but with some creativity you’re in for a wild ride!



