[ 2018.06.14 18:38:35 ] Gian Bal > ---- ORDER ORDER COURT IS NOW IN SESSiON ----------

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:38:49 ] Gian Bal > The Golden Serpent You may now begin with your case

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:39:00 ] XxLocalChatBotxX > I'm representing chad in this case and going to say he didndu nuffin

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:39:12 ] The Golden Serpent > Merry invited me to fleet, I brought a magus slid into Medium and boosted the fuck out of the 2 pilots there

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:39:27 ] Gian Bal > Now, when you say "boosted the fuck out of the 2 pilots there"

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:39:38 ] Gian Bal > and you referring to a sexual nature of boosting, or drug related?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:39:40 ] The Golden Serpent > I boosted them sexually

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:39:49 ] XxLocalChatBotxX > Hes also a minority that has special needs and needs help, Please make him only pay for 1% of the refunded price due to his 24th imperial crusade benefit

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:40:03 ] Gian Bal > You understand this is illegal under TMOCC law yes?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:40:16 ] Gian Bal > Regardless

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:40:19 ] Gian Bal > please proceed

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:40:33 ] Gian Bal > what happened after you performed these sexual acts on merrys, (who were the two other pilots)

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:40:51 ] The Golden Serpent > Ashlar Vellum

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:41:03 ] The Golden Serpent > Target for acqusiition into the corporation

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:41:20 ] Gian Bal > Ravana, I asked for the two names

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:41:25 ] Gian Bal > please state them to the court and jury

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:41:29 ] The Golden Serpent > Ashlar and St. Merries

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:41:34 ] Gian Bal > Okay

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:41:35 ] The Golden Serpent > Ashlar Vellum and St. Merries

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:41:36 ] Gian Bal > /emote notes this down

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:41:50 ] Gian Bal > Now, what transpired after you performed these sexual acts?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:42:15 ] The Golden Serpent > Lukardian Fox warped into the medium plex we were all in

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:42:22 ] Gian Bal > And then?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:42:45 ] The Golden Serpent > He immediately scrammed me and webbed

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:42:57 ] The Golden Serpent > I tried to MJD in order to prevent him from buttraping me

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:43:21 ] Gian Bal > I see, I understand that Foenix was here at the time of the anal penetration?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:43:26 ] The Golden Serpent > I did not aggress back because he was in fleet and also a member of TMOCC

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:43:32 ] The Golden Serpent > So I don't shoot TMOCC

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:43:42 ] Gian Bal > ms. ravana, answer the question

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:43:43 ] The Golden Serpent > I think Foenix was there

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:43:47 ] Gian Bal > okay

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:43:48 ] The Golden Serpent > Not sure

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:43:58 ] The Golden Serpent > There were about 7 people in fleet total

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:43:59 ] Gian Bal > I call our first witness to the stand, Foenix come take a seat

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:44:13 ] Foenix > I'm here your honor !

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:44:20 ] Foenix > And I am a very respectable and reliable witness

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:44:26 ] Gian Bal > Now foenix, i understand you were witness to this... penetration?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:44:37 ] Foenix > yes, it was repeated and hard

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:44:55 ] Gian Bal > Can you please describe it in order? how exactly did it go down?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:45:44 ] Gian Bal > Mr foenix, answer the question

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:45:45 ] Foenix > Well, ms. Ravana was cought with her pants down, and Luk went on straight to grabbing and penetration

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:45:54 ] Foenix > 'twas vile and oddly arousing

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:46:02 ] The Golden Serpent > it was hatesex

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:46:09 ] Gian Bal > Oh i see, The Golden Serpent would you say this account is accurate? Were you standing there with your pants down?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:46:10 ] Foenix > I believe the term I got was a fear boner

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:46:25 ] liam perrins > *sketched lukardians penis.. are you sure this was the man?*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:46:43 ] The Golden Serpent > I was not standing with my pants down, I was in a links ship designed for one thing and one thing only

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:46:47 ] The Golden Serpent > Fleet support

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:46:53 ] Gian Bal > So you deny having your pants down?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:47:00 ] The Golden Serpent > So there was really no contest especially with my MJD disabled

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:47:15 ] The Golden Serpent > And I was not willing to fight back as I presumed he would just put me in hull and then fuck off

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:47:17 ] Gian Bal > You're disabled?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:47:28 ] The Golden Serpent > MY MJD was disabled your honor

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:47:46 ] Gian Bal > I see. *Jots this down*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:48:05 ] Gian Bal > Lukardian, would you say this is accurate? Where ms ravanas pants down or up?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:48:35 ] Lukardian Fox > took me a while to find the asshole among the wabbling fat

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:48:39 ] The Golden Serpent > IT was a medium plex so I believe it was a glory hole

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:48:50 ] The Golden Serpent > /emote cringes.

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:49:02 ] Gian Bal > Mr lukardian, answer the question

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:49:08 ] Gian Bal > Were ms ravanas pants down when you found her?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:49:12 ] XxLocalChatBotxX > *coughs*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:49:45 ] Lukardian Fox > yes

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:49:52 ] Lukardian Fox > my honor

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:49:53 ] Sail Ho > *sketches a medium glory hole*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:50:06 ] Gian Bal > Ms. ravana, I understand you and lukardian have some bad blood?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:50:12 ] Gian Bal > please explain your relationship building up to this

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:50:27 ] The Golden Serpent > YEs he always tried to make everything serious and I'm not a serious person

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:50:47 ] The Golden Serpent > I have my principles though, yer honor

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:50:57 ] Lukardian Fox > she annoyed me for 3 months and right before the assault she annoyed me for 3 hours on comms, so i looked fr her till i found her

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:50:59 ] Gian Bal > Well, I ensure you this is a very serious accusation and this court takes everything very seriously

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:51:09 ] The Golden Serpent > He started out acting very nice to me trying to help me with my newbies

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:51:10 ] Gian Bal > Lukardian, you will speak when spoken to

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:51:14 ] Sail Ho > *is pointing to a jar of urine on the evidence table*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:51:41 ] Gian Bal > *picks up jar of urine. "Ms ravana, would you agree that this Urine is sterile?"*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:52:42 ] The Golden Serpent > No I would not, considering multiple contemporary scientific papers that say urine is not sterile,

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:52:56 ] The Golden Serpent > I have drunk my own urine and suffered no ill effects

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:53:03 ] Gian Bal > Do you have any notable qualifications on the subject?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:53:12 ] Sail Ho > *sketching a stretch of a desert and a seemingly thirsty female squatting*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:53:19 ] The Golden Serpent > I drank my own pee but not while on shrooms

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:53:39 ] Gian Bal > So you claim that urine is not sterile and drink it anyway?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:53:45 ] Foenix > Drinking your own urine while on shrooms is very legit I would like to inject

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:53:54 ] Gian Bal > Do you have a history of any mental illness?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:53:57 ] Gian Bal > ORDER IN COURT

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:54:02 ] Gian Bal > let ms ravana answer the question

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:54:18 ] The Golden Serpent > Yes urine is not sterile and I drink it anyways, I am aware of the microbiome and its importance in human health

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:54:32 ] The Golden Serpent > I only drank it once

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:54:36 ] The Golden Serpent > Ill try anything once

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:54:46 ] Gian Bal > The Golden Serpent Even lying in a court of law?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:00 ] The Golden Serpent > I never lie in the court of law your honor, no

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:07 ] The Golden Serpent > I really drank my own piss

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:09 ] Gian Bal > But you said you'd try anything?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:17 ] Gian Bal > thats quite a broad statement ms ravana

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:18 ] The Golden Serpent > I would try anything once except that, apologies your honor

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:23 ] The Golden Serpent > I have never lied in a court of law

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:33 ] Gian Bal > would you also agree that you would also try framing a TMOCC member awoxing you?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:41 ] The Golden Serpent > No I never would

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:44 ] Gian Bal > Beings you'd try "anything once"

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:55:54 ] The Golden Serpent > I take my responsibilities and allegiance to my eve corp seriously

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:56:12 ] The Golden Serpent > Ask Merkelchen or Odysseus Olacar I was always honest and up front with them

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:56:20 ] Sail Ho > *thinks that since ms Ravana has never lied in a court of law, she definitely has not crossed it off her 'try once' list*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:56:33 ] Gian Bal > Now, mr Lukardian Fox, I call you to the stand to present your defence, please explain to the courtroom what transpired the night you supposidly disabled ravanas mjd and anally penetrated her?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:56:55 ] Lukardian Fox > ok

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:57:15 ] Lukardian Fox > So it is not a secret that we didnt get along well right off the start

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:57:21 ] Lukardian Fox > That night thou

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:57:48 ] Lukardian Fox > She tryed to proove that she is a scientist cuz she read an artickle

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:57:56 ] Gian Bal > I see

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:03 ] Lukardian Fox > why my 5 years of university with degee dont matter

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:05 ] Gian Bal > Now let me stop you for a second mr fox

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:16 ] Lukardian Fox > i got triggered

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:19 ] Gian Bal > You have a major qualification in this field yes?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:19 ] Lukardian Fox > ok

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:24 ] Lukardian Fox > yes

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:25 ] Gian Bal > please explain your qualification

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:39 ] Lukardian Fox > biologist with diploa

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:43 ] Lukardian Fox > diploma

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:46 ] Gian Bal > And you work in these fields?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:58:54 ] Lukardian Fox > no

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:04 ] Gian Bal > What is your current occupation?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:20 ] Foofighter XI > ... i object your honor, he only has a squeaky bum hole

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:20 ] Lukardian Fox > i run a company with my friend

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:28 ] Lukardian Fox > building windows and dooors

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:29 ] Sail Ho > *sketches an unemployed biologist playing eve 24/7*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:35 ] Gian Bal > I see

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:38 ] The Golden Serpent > Your honor may I present this paper https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3957746/

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:47 ] Gian Bal > The Golden Serpent noted

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:53 ] The Golden Serpent > *raises her hand with a paper covered in coffee stains.*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 18:59:56 ] Gian Bal > Order in the courtroom

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:00:06 ] Gian Bal > Mr fox I will have to stop you here for a second

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:00:07 ] Gian Bal > take a seat

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:00:15 ] Lukardian Fox > ty my honour

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:00:17 ] Gian Bal > we have just found a new witness to these events

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:00:37 ] Gian Bal > Mr Saint Merrys, please take a seat

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:00:45 ] Saint Merrys > nty

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:00:51 ] Gian Bal > Do you confirm you were witness to the anal penetration of Ms ravana?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:01:09 ] Gian Bal > You saw the entire situation happen?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:01:21 ] Saint Merrys > i saw something yes.

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:01:32 ] Gian Bal > Can you please explain to the courtroom, what you saw happen?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:01:37 ] Saint Merrys > but dont think i can say it loud

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:01:45 ] Gian Bal > It's okay, we're all adults here

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:01:58 ] Gian Bal > *hands saint a noctis teddy bear*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:02:05 ] Gian Bal > Now tell us son, what happened?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:02:29 ] Saint Merrys > X did Y to Z

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:02:38 ] Gian Bal > I see

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:03:05 ] Gian Bal > Now can you confirm this detail, when mr fox penetrated the anal cavity of ms ravana, were her pants down?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:03:43 ] Sail Ho > *sketches a disproportionately large X and an extremely surprised and disabled Z*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:04:15 ] Gian Bal > Mr merrys, were ravanas pants down?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:05:01 ] Saint Merrys > yes your honnor. her pants were down and i saw EVERYTHING

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:05:08 ] Gian Bal > Oh dear

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:05:19 ] Gian Bal > you may go now son, you've been very brave

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:05:25 ] Gian Bal > *looks at ravana in disgust*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:05:50 ] Gian Bal > Mr lukardian, will you please come and continue your testimony?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:05:59 ] The Golden Serpent > I didn't pull my pants down your honor, Lukardian pulled them down himself

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:06:00 ] Lukardian Fox > yes

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:06:10 ] The Golden Serpent > MY MJD WAS FULLY FUNCTIONAL UNTIL LUKARDIAN DISABLED IT

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:06:21 ] Gian Bal > The Golden Serpent Order in the court or you will be removed

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:06:36 ] Gian Bal > Now, Lukardian, you said about her speaking of scientific papers?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:06:39 ] Sail Ho > *is wondering whether the MJD in question was sterile*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:06:39 ] Gian Bal > continue from there

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:06:52 ] Lukardian Fox > yes that was the case

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:07:26 ] Lukardian Fox > why the assault happened i think i have to add that some members offered to help me

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:07:36 ] Gian Bal > hmm I see

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:08:05 ] Sail Ho > *adds a few more smaller X'es to the previous sketch*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:08:14 ] Gian Bal > Answer this for me please: What was said in the arguement between you two about drinking urine ?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:08:28 ] Lukardian Fox > no,

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:08:41 ] Lukardian Fox > the argument was about if urine is sterile or not

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:08:58 ] Lukardian Fox > she drank a lot of it and suffers consequences

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:08:58 ] Gian Bal > I understand, so what was the summary of this arguement?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:09:24 ] Gian Bal > So she has admitted to drinking urine, and you say this has

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:09:30 ] Gian Bal > (presumably negative) consequences?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:09:45 ] Lukardian Fox > i could not teach her 5 years of university biology in order for her to grasp what i am tellinng her

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:09:55 ] The Golden Serpent > Luk didn't argue about drinking urine, he argued that urine was sterile, which, according to current scientific research, is false

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:09:56 ] Gian Bal > Could you please elaborate what these consequences might be?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:10:05 ] Gian Bal > The Golden Serpent YOU WILL BE SILENT, you will have your turn to speak

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:10:17 ] Lukardian Fox > weak hidration of body

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:10:31 ] Gian Bal > Dehydration?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:10:32 ] Lukardian Fox > urine is made of salt and water salt bonds with water

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:10:45 ] liam perrins > and halitosis presumably?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:10:53 ] Lukardian Fox > the result is the person drinking it

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:11:00 ] Gian Bal > Am I right in saying that this dehydration could affect ones memory of the events and even cause some hallucinations?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:11:06 ] Lukardian Fox > will be dehidrated

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:11:28 ] Lukardian Fox > i cannot proove or disproove it my honor

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:11:41 ] Gian Bal > Okay, that is all for now

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:11:45 ] Lukardian Fox > as i cannot say how much she drank

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:11:56 ] Gian Bal > Ms ravana, you may take a seat in the stand

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:12:01 ] Gian Bal > Now, you admit to drinking urine?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:12:07 ] Gian Bal > Just once or on several occasions?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:12:10 ] The Golden Serpent > *sits in the stand she is decked out in KPOP swag.*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:12:20 ] The Golden Serpent > I drank urine once your honor.

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:12:24 ] Gian Bal > When?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:12:28 ] The Golden Serpent > 10 years ago

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:12:33 ] Gian Bal > Why did you do this?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:12:54 ] The Golden Serpent > It was suggested on some websites that it might be a health benefit so I wanted to see how it felt and tasted.

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:03 ] Gian Bal > So you believe everything you read on the internet?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:15 ] The Golden Serpent > No, but I'll try anything once your own

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:17 ] The Golden Serpent > honor

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:18 ] Gian Bal > If you read on the internet that eating dog shit was good for your liver, would you eat dog shit?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:25 ] The Golden Serpent > No its too gross

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:32 ] Gian Bal > But you just said you'd try anything?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:40 ] The Golden Serpent > Yes Ill try anything once

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:43 ] Gian Bal > You're a very confusing women ms. ravana

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:46 ] The Golden Serpent > Im not brave enough to eat dog shit

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:51 ] The Golden Serpent > I have to get up the courage

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:13:58 ] Gian Bal > You just contradicted yourself again

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:14:08 ] The Golden Serpent > I will, eventually, try anything once

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:14:15 ] Gian Bal > Ms ravana does anyone in your family have any type of mental illness?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:14:27 ] The Golden Serpent > Yes my whole family is batshit crazy

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:14:28 ] Gian Bal > anything being taken for that sorta stuff?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:14:32 ] The Golden Serpent > pretty sure

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:14:45 ] The Golden Serpent > No one in my family eats dogshit or drinks their own urine

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:14:50 ] The Golden Serpent > that I know of

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:14:54 ] Gian Bal > So it's very possible that you could have a problem?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:15:03 ] Gian Bal > Have you been screened for any mental illness?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:15:18 ] The Golden Serpent > Yes I have

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:15:24 ] Gian Bal > The results?

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:15:35 ] The Golden Serpent > I'm perfectly sane

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:15:40 ] The Golden Serpent > unfortunately

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:15:54 ] Gian Bal > *Writes out a referral for more screening*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:16:14 ] Gian Bal > Ms ravana, after hearing everything in this courtroom today

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:16:22 ] Sail Ho > *files it away and adds another referral for the doctors that did the first screening*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:17:58 ] Gian Bal > it is my belief that you need to be tested again for mental illness. I Declare mr lukardian fox of Not guilty, he will not face any charges.You on the other hand, I believe you were high on urine and dog shit and either hallucinated about these supposed wrongdoings, or straight up lied, could be to dehydration, could have been you being you. As a result I will be sentencing you to 6 months community service and a referal to a care home.

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:18:25 ] Gian Bal > This court session is now complete.

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:18:35 ] Gian Bal > *signals for officers to process ms ravana*

﻿[ 2018.06.14 19:18:36 ] The Golden Serpent > I'm moving to Pynekastoh with Tristan and I'm going to shine his ships instead so fuck off