8. Fifth Day of Christmas Burger (comes with five golden rings of onion)

Season 3, Episode 9 -- "God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins"

This is incredibly clever. Now pass the onion rings.



7. Beets of Burden Burger (served with too many beets)

Season 5, Episode 8 -- “Midday Run”

THIS IS SO GOOD. But how many beets are we talkin' here?



6. Eggers Can't Be Cheesers (with fried egg & cheese)

Season 3, Episode 11 -- "Nude Beach"

The very build of this burger contradicts this pun, but it works so well that I'll let it slide... into my stomach.



5. Poblano Picasso Burger

Season 1, Episode 8 -- "Art Crawl"

Yes.



4. Poutine on the Ritz Burger (comes with poutine fries)

Season 2, Episode 9 -- "Beefsquatch"

Ritz crackers would have been an excellent addition, but I'm still pretty obsessed with this one.



3. The Silentil Night Burger (comes with lentils)

Season 3, Episode 9 -- "God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins"

Lentils really are so small and quiet!



2. Gourdon-Hamsey Burger (comes with squash & ham)

Season 4, Episode 5 -- "Turkey in a Can"

The man himself must have been so proud, as this two-punned name is the opposite of a Nightmare.



1. The Cauliflower's Cumin From Inside the House Burger (comes with cauliflower & cumin)

Season 4, Episode 2 -- "​Fort Night"

This might definitely be my favorite double-pun combo in the goddamn world. Also, I would totally watch more horror movies if they all involved vegetables and Mediterranean spices instead of phone calls and axe murderers.

Rachel Freeman is a Food/Drink editorial assistant at Thrillist and might need to take a break from puns after putting this article together. Follow her to only half of four bottles of wine: @rachelifreeman.