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From: Katherine He Date: December 11th, 2011 06:45 pm (UTC) LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) Dear anoncon community:



After running through the library mostly naked (I had a scarf on), I dropped my grandmother's scarf in the stacks. This scarf is priceless to me.



DESCRIPTION: Deep blues, deep reds, with fishscale-like gold embroidery. Little tassels on the ends.



REWARD:

- There will be substantial financial compensation. Repeat, substantial.

- I will be your friend forever.



EXTRA REWARD(choose one of the following):

- I will knit you a new scarf. Or a new hat. Or a eyepatch. Or a new banana-hammock.

- I will bake you an assortment of vegan/non-vegan/bacon-fat goodies.

- I will give you lessons in violin, guitar, or ukulele.

- I will tutor you for 10 hours in a subject of your choosing (I have TA-ed chem 3A/3B, currently teach the MCAT, and have taken the GRE).

- I will edit three French or English papers.

- I will teach you how to speak French without an accent.

- I will cater a 3-course meal for you and 20 friends.

- I will teach you how to rock-climb and scuba dive.

- I will teach you how to dance (swing, salsa, blues, ballroom, jazz, contemporary, ballet, chinese ethnic dance). I will also accompany you on three dance excursions of your choosing (e.g. salsa club).

- I will teach you how to draw and paint.

- I will drive you to a location of your choice within the Bay Area. I will drive you back from that location of choice.

- I will be your girlfriend at an event of your choosing.

- I will be your wing-woman at an event of your choosing.

- I will teach you how to do handstands and ninja-rolls.

- I will teach you how to play badminton competitively.

- I will integrate you into the coop community.

- I will plan a trip to Europe for you.

- I will take you on a romantic nature walk and identify all of the native California flora for you.

- Reward of your choosing (upon negotiation).





THESE REWARDS ARE NOT A JOKE! With anoncon as my witness, I will legitimately accomplish any of these tasks if I can get my scarf back. My grandmother passed away suddenly a few weeks ago, and this is all I have left of her.



Please email me if you have any additional information about the whereabouts of my scarf:

Katherine.He@gmail.com



Please pass this on, and tell people wearing beautiful, gold-embroidered scarves about this post.





Sincerely,

Katherine He Reply ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 11th, 2011 08:29 pm (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) i hope you find it. i like what you're offering, too. Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 11th, 2011 08:40 pm (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) Did you try the lost and found? Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 12th, 2011 12:05 am (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) You are so full of light, brimming with soul. Wherever your grandmother is she loves you. Her blood is the source of your many talents. Your memories of her, your love of the woman who bore you, these intangibles hold stronger than the seams and stands of any scarf. These intangibles can never be lost. What is lost is a symbol: the scarf is a symbol--it is a signpost to your loving memory. If the signpost is ever removed, the path is still there. Your grandmother always walks that path, waiting for you to dance right up to her.



I will be looking for a scarf, yet I have already seen so much soul. Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 12th, 2011 12:54 am (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) I really really hope you find it, Katherine! Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 12th, 2011 01:05 am (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) i ♥ you Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 12th, 2011 01:20 am (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) as one of katherine's former roommates, i can confirm that the extra rewards are everything you would hope for and more (personally, i'd recommend a ukulele or handstand lesson, but she's also an amazing maker of vegan baked goods/wingwoman). find her scarf, and all your wildest dreams will come true! Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 12th, 2011 01:30 am (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) Start a FB event. Those always seem to work. lol



But seriously, I wish you luck in finding it.



If I found it, I'd personally just turn it in without any need for a reward, but maybe that's just me. Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 12th, 2011 02:19 am (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) I'm sorry to hear you lost your scarf. I hope you find it. sending good vibes your way. Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 12th, 2011 05:44 am (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) good luck Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread From: (Anonymous) Date: December 13th, 2011 09:45 am (UTC) Re: LOST: DEAD GRANDMOTHER'S SCARF (after naked run) (Link) Good luck! I sincerely hope you find it...! Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread