Is it true that Jesus Christ descended from a monkey? Last decade, the head of the largest “Christian” denomination in the world said that very possibly our precious LORD and Saviour Jesus Christ came from an ape. But it far safer to agree with the Bible which says Jesus did not descend from a beast.

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Your granddaddy may have had fur, but I didn’t see any on mine.

Evolution is a nonscientific fairy tale for grown-ups. The long and short of their monkey-man talk is: Life went from the goo to the zoo to you! “Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,” (Rms 1:22 ).

Monkey-Man Poem

I once was an ameba in for a swim,

And then I was a tadpole with my tail tucked in.

Then I was a monkey in a banyan tree,

And now I am a professor with a Ph.D.

Kin to a Monkey (song)

I’m no kin to the monkey,

The monkey’s is no kin to me,

I don’t know much about your ancestors

But mine didn’t swing from a tree.

Psalms 14 <<To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.>> 1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.

They are corrupt, they have done abominable works,

there is none that doeth good. Psalms 53 <<To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David.>> 1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.

Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity:

there is none that doeth good. Fools make a mock at sin… —Solomon, 1000 BC (Proverbs 14:9)

According to the book of Evolution, it all began by a rock turning into a blob and then into a bigger blob; next a fish jumped out of the water, grew a tail then hung from a tree. After a long time it grew ears and a mouth, then dropped to the ground and walked into a university. Now he are a professor!

Scientists on Darwin ’s raft are jumping overboard like rats off a burning ship.

Some claim their ancestors swung in the trees by a tail. None of my forefathers ever had tails, however, some were horse thieves and several did swing from trees—by the neck!