Dee Yun: (contact-deleteme[at]-deleteme-direman [dot] com) 2009-12-18 08:36:01

Denizens of Xbox Live

It's astounding how alternatingly rude, ignorant, racist, misogynistic, and homophobic some people can be on Xbox Live. It's like these jackasses think their podunk town or neighborhood is the whole fucking world, and they have the moral right to spew their venom to the entire world. Every time we do a strip about the network, the results are abhorrently obscene. If you are gay, I hope you forgive the verbal indiscretions in today's comic strip, and understand that I only employ these vulgarities to freak out homophobes.

Another fun tactic is to simply point out that upwards of one in twenty dudes are gay. Simple statistical outlays indicate a strong chance that one of their buddies is homosexual. If their feeble minds can follow the math, explain that one of their bros might very well OMFG HAVE A SECRET GAY CRUSH ON YOU!!! The bigger homophobe they are, the more they'll be unnerved. It's hilarious how vehemently and vigorously they'll deny the possibility while trying to convince themselves how impossible that would be.