Everything’s racist. You cannot escape this. Math is racist. Science is racist. Wanting borders for your nation is racist. Wanting politicians who reflect your values is racist. Your values themselves are racist. Racist, racist, racist. Yes, I mean everything’s racist! If you can name it, there’s some idiot out there calling it racist.

Hell, even the ancient aliens guys are racists!

Just ask the academics.

Okay, so my interests in things might be different than yours. I’m just really in to the whole science thing, and so I keep my eyes on pseudoscience in order to call it out. So, I said to myself last night, “Let’s see what those ancient aliens guys have been up to recently!”

Racism, that’s what!

Yes, and we know it’s true, because the “academics” say so.

Basically, if you’re unfamiliar with the ancient aliens theory, it goes like this: Primitive man was too weak and had no frame of reference to build giant stone structures, so they believe aliens came down from the sky thousands of years ago to build the world’s pyramids, Stonehenge, and other heavy-stone structures.

Can you guess why supposed academics are calling this racist?

Well, if you guessed that everything’s racist, and everything includes innocent, harmless ancient alien theorists, then you’re right – but that’s not all of it. They believe that the ancient alien guys are white supremacists, pushing a message that only white Europeans can construct such marvels, so there’s no way nonwhites ever built such things.

Okay, I’m done laughing at “academics” actually believing Egyptians were black. I thought we were over the Hotep and “we wuz kangz” nonsense, but apparently not. They’re arguing Egyptians were black.

I’ll give a few screen shots of this article and briefly speak about why it’s so ridiculous.

Okay, this is from some medieval historian named Chris Reidel. What strikes me odd about this is that this guy is a medieval historian! He knows that Europeans by this time had an entirely different frame of reference. He knows they had actual plans, and there’s evidence of how these things were built. We don’t have such for huge, stone-block pyramids, or Stonehenge!

Ancient aliens deal with huge stone blocks; by the time this period rolled around in Europe, the blocks were much, much smaller, construction methods had changed entirely, and we weren’t at the mercy of using 100×100 400-ton bricks to stack up to build.

And, more to that point, sorry: The civilizations who built those pyramids were primarily nonwhite. Yes, I too disagree with the ancient alien theorists, but I also don’t think everything is racist. They believe—the ones who do believe and aren’t in it for TV fame and money—that the size of the stones were too large for humans, and stacking them so symmetrically was impossible. But they don’t think this is because of race. It’s because it’s heavy-ass stone, you dork! You even say in your quote, they also think Stonehenge was built by aliens! White Europeans, they say, couldn’t have done that!

Your argument is self-defeating. What sort of “academic” are you? Oh, that’s right. Not a scientist. A “social scientist.” But facts, logic and reason be damned.

The reason they don’t point to more alien intervention from Europeans is that Europeans don’t typically have pyramids with blocks of stone the size of city blocks being hoisted up hundreds of feet and set so symmetrically that people with modern tools and lasers have trouble recreating the feat!

When you think everything’s racist, everything becomes racist.

Dr. Benyera here is flat-out an SJW who believes it’s legitimate white supremacy, calling them “Western denialists,” which I assume means people who believe only Europeans can build shit. The good doctor goes on to say it’s a theft of history.

Okay, but again, European history too! You literally have to cherry-pick their stance on shit to say that they’re singling out the poor Africans! Great Zimbabwe’s structures are like the size of medieval windmills. I really don’t think the ancient aliens focus too much on that. Hold up. Lemme check Bing – because f*ck Google.

I found one single article about this, which looks like a personal blog from some Jason Colavito in 2012.

The irony here is outstanding! He literally opens up his article saying that Roman structures have been attributed to “supernatural forces.” So in the only article I can find tying the ancient alien theorists to Great Zimbabwe, it starts off talking about Roman achievements attributed to aliens. Moreover, this guy’s article is a defense of Africans, not a defense of ancient aliens!

I checked the Ancient Aliens TV show, famous AA personality Giorgio Tsoukalos, and other sources, and I can find zero references of these ancient alien guys saying that these 20-foot structures stacked with small stones were the work of aliens.

Dr. Benyera, what’s so “great” about these Great Zimbabwe structures? They’re entirely unimpressive. I’m not saying that because the people who built them were black. I’m saying that because they pale in comparison to other fantastic feats you can find from around that relative time period, like the pyramids of Egypt and the Aztec structures.

But, we know, everything’s racist…

This AA-bashing article is long and drones on, but it basically all the same shit. Brown people good, evil white man bad, everything’s racist, ancient alien theorists are white supremacists, blah, yada.

The fact is that these aliens people look for specific types of structures. By the time the Greeks built the Parthenon and the Romans built the Colosseum, we have records galore of those sorts of construction techniques, and we can pick apart how they built them; and more to that, we can recreate them!

Pyramids are different. They’re super-gargantuan blocks of stone which were dragged for miles and miles, stacked neatly, seamlessly, by people whose entire cultural advancement seemed to stop at their ability to construct pyramids. So they find it fishy.

For them it’s easier to believe that aliens did it. I don’t believe that. I think it’s horseshit. But just because that’s what they believe doesn’t mean they’re saying Europeans are superior.

It’s not a race thing. Get off this everything’s racist nonsense.

There’s no great cultural feats from which to take away, to be honest. They didn’t harness electricity or build the internal combustion engine or send people to space. They stacked rocks.

Architecturally, they spent centuries building tombs and monuments of human sacrifice.

Everything in its context, okay?

Big-ass rocks that took them centuries to carve, move and stack, but nonetheless rocks. So let’s put what we’re talking about in some context here. Kind of impressive for the time, sure, but only in the context that they never did shit else but build pyramids.

I mean, people who cut the hearts out of their own people to appease a sun god so that their crops could grow. This is where their heads were at. And it’s racism that someone might question if that sort of primitive mind could figure out how to build pyramids that have lasted thousands of years?

The soft liberal arts are a plague on humanity. These people basically have stupid opinions and are considered intellectuals because they paid thousands of dollars for pointless educations.

These social sciences are a pyramid scheme, which is apropos, no? They’re the worst work-from-home programs there are. These people are taught useless information to the world, and the only way they can monetize it is to teach it to more gullible people, who in turn teach it to others, and on the cycle goes. There are no real-world applications for these weak fields.

Here you have people who want so badly to say that everything’s racist that they must cherry-pick, quote-mine, and outright lie about the ancient alien theorists to make them look like white supremacists.

Just another day in the west, lads, where no matter what you do, or what you believe, you’re a racist if you’re a white person.

Full stop.