Celestia: You f-up now!



Zodiac: you seem more bitcher then usual and not in the hot kind of way



Celestia: You got me pregnant you a-hole! You told me you were wearing protection!



Zodiac: I was wearing my armor! So what do you want me to do about it?!



Celestia: What I want you to do is to become my King and help me to raise OUR foal and this kingdom!



Zodiac: *suddenly blast off to the moon*





Dicordia version



Celestia: You f-up now!



Discord: you seem more bitcher then usual and not in the hot kind of way



Celestia: You got me pregnant you a-hole! You told me you were wearing protection!



Discord: I was wearing my helment! So what do you want me to do about it?!



Celestia: What I want you to do is to go out get a job and help me raise OUR baby!



Discord: *appears at fluttershys home* Hello fluttershy mind I crash her for like ever?