No-one expects football clubs to be totally impartial on their own websites, but Chelsea’s post-match write-up of their shock 3-0 defeat to Manchester City was bizarrely one-sided.

The Blues did rally after the break on Sunday afternoon but for most of the game the Citizens were by far the better side, not something you’d take from the report. Here’s a few choice paragraphs…

‘Two late City goals…. added some gloss to a final scoreline’…

‘Brutish aerial challenge’…

‘WWE-Style tactics’…

‘Very fine margins’…

You can read the full 100% unbalanced report in full here.

One wonders if the whole thing wasn’t penned by Mr. Mourino himself?

(Photos: Chelsea FC & Supersport)