Millennia from now, when humanity is extinct, the winds cease, and the face of the earth is ravaged, what little remains are left of Great American Ballpark in Cincinnati will still carry one eternal sound:

It’s 12:32 a.m. and I shut off the light as I get into bed. My awareness fades as the fan’s white noise lulls me to sleep, and the cool breeze from my open window runs across my face. Then, I hear it. That sound. It returns. It never really left.


JOEY VOTTOOOOOOOOOOOO

The video was supposedly taken on an April 19 game against the Rockies. Votto was hitless with two strikeouts.