

just when you think things couldnt get much worse than electro-ska, black polka metal, or christian punk, the crunkcore scene comes along and makes everything else look perfectly acceptable.



the crunkcore movement is one that seems to be a brilliant marketing strategy by some sort of modern day lou pearlman who learned to tap into the brain of misguided emo kids who dont know where to turn. there is no way such a genre would evolve organically, someone had to have made a conscious marketing decision to create one of the worst crossover genres of all time and throw it on myspace to see what happens.



to sum up the stylings of crunkcore, it is a horrific combination of two genres that were bastardized and declared dead several years ago, crunk and screamo, only now with overtly sexual lyrics directed at 7th grade girls. with that said, you can use the following recipe to create your own crunkcore band



2 ¼ cups t-pain vocoder

4 tablespoons of angst ridden white teenagers

2 sticks of bowel inducing screams

3 teaspoons of shuttershades

2 cups fake bling from vending machines

12 cups of lyrics that would give brian peppers douche chills

205,809 myspace friends



somewhere on the back of the miley cyrus tour bus the guys in metro station are thanking their lucky stars that bands like brokencyde came along. the crunkcore wave is to dance pop what 9/11 was to gary condit and his missing intern.



ill leave you with this



ps. why is it that only talented bands flip their van? << back to scenesters /font>



brokencyde

dot dot curve

breathe carolina

millionaires

3oh!3





breaksilence

crunk kids

crunkcore lastfm