Alright. We just got word that it’s safe to step out of our Dooms Day Bunker because those Mayans were rubbish and the world did not end. Absolutely thrilled.

So what did we miss over the past few months? Apparently there’s been UFO sightings around Sri Lanka, downpours of red/green/yellow rain (we have a theory about the yellow rain, but we digress), also fish falling from the skies (because manna is so 1300 BC), among other things. Surely the sign of the times? The end is nigh? This prompted us to fortify the bunker with an extra steel door. Just in case.

But most of all we missed some great typos and other oddities. We’d like to thank each and everyone of you who continued to send us photos (and food) and checked regularly during our absence. Thank you and happy new year!

Oh, one more thing - we are back!

And here are some belated Christmas pressies:

If we had our way, we’d do it and wake up with Christmas every morning. Via @Vindic8d.

Before you can be Santa Claus to someone else, you need to learn how to be Santa Claus to yourself. - Anthony Robbins, self-help guru. No, he didn’t say that. But we hope this ‘merry you’ very much. Via @gehan99.