Oh wow, I didn’t realize people get angry over names! Read some more on this Reddit thread . Don’t go punching people in the face, though. That might be illegal.

Nevaeh. Yes I understand it is heaven spelled backwards, and no I dont give a fuck.

Anything spelled irregularly for no reason… Ex: Eryka..

My friends named their sons Atreyu Vonn Royal and Pharroh Zorran Sphere. I call them both Steve in protest.

Special I shit you not.

Princess. Seriously, what in the fuck. I don’t understand how anybody could think that princess is a good name.

I heard a story a few months ago that parents named their baby girl “Hashtag.” Fuck that.

I once knew of a goth girl who had a shit ton of tattoo’s and did the whole black boots and spiked belts, and she had a shit ton of piercings and shit. She named her kid Chaos.

Anything ending in -den. Braden, Kayden, Jayden, fucking-punch-you-in-the-faceden.

I think in the future I’ll be the weird parent because I named my son Steve or John or something while all their schoolmates are named Whatter or Konfidenze.

I know twins named Elite and Alpha. No, really.

North West

My mom’s cousin named her son Evol. As in ‘love’ backwards. He’ll despise her forever.

I knew a dude named Yarp. It was Pray spelled backwards.

I swear to God I heard a woman yell out at her little boy at the park one time, “Spatula! Get back over here!” Also, my MIL is a pediatric nurse and a few years ago had a 6 month old baby girl as her patient named “VaGina”. But it’s okay because the G is capitalized and it’s pronounced “Vah-GEE-nah”.

L’Carpetron Dookmarriot – hell of a football player though.

Lady who works at Sams by my house is named Lasagna. I did a double take and she got pissed. YOUR NAME IS LASAGNA, HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?

Galaxy.

And I just feel so bad for the child because there are only two professions she can have with that name: Astronomer or Prostitute.

Shequilya. Per the mother, it was pronounced she-kill-ya.

I went to camp with a girl whose name was Unique. She was cool, but I just know she’ll have a life full of comments like “Well, at least your name is unique, hahahahahaHAHAHRHRHRHHRHHR”

Sambuca. Just… Just don’t.

Holy Angel. A guy my dad worked with in India called his first born daughter this. He was a Christian and wanted something western sounding. His second daughter was called Alien.

Just recently I overheard a man telling a couple that his daughter’s name was Ily (eye-lee). He proceeded to tell the couple that she was named after the text acronym ily for “I Love You”….

I know some girl who’s name is Heaven and her middle name is Ly. Heaven Ly

I walk in the courts and have to issue claims all day, so I see a whole assortment of names there, but there was one that really stuck out to me. Her name was Comfort.

There’s one in our community named Dutchess. What a fucktard for misspelling Duchess.

Anything where the parent squished two names together. “Oh but both names were so pretty we couldn’t choose.”

My stupid (former) friend had a baby with a fellow heroin addict, whom they named Kilo (yup.) This guy then had another baby with a chick and they named the little girl Aristotle. A form of measurement, mostly used in reference to large amounts of drugs in my country (US) and a male philosopher for a girl. Good thing they are now both being raised by their grandmas as they were sired by heroin addicts who have quickly forgotten they ever had kids.

Rainbow. Holly Madison’s baby. Seriously, why?

I live in a German-speaking country and sincerely feel bad for kids living with names like Ashley-Sharmaine Fritzberger , Aaliyah-Phoebe Müllermeierich or Caydence-Melody Pfefferhausen. Poor, poor kids.

I don’t even care that max one person will see this. Someone needs to know about Sha-purple.

Jru. Pronounced Drew. Guy wants his kids names to start withs J. When I told him he was a jackass he was offended.

Ex friend named her son Arrien. She was aiming for Aryan. His middle name is Nat, short for Nation. I am not making it up, and it’s most of the reason she and I are no longer friends.

Tylor. What the fuck?

Airwrecka.. Pronounced Erica.

A guy I used to know named his baby boy Jupiter. The baby had just been born, so every time I saw him, I felt like I needed to ask him how Jupiter was. I felt like an idiot. I hope he did, too.