Even less effective was the paper currency, for obvious reasons.

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Cuckoo!! Did you hear that? Cuckoooo!! Whoa, what is that? Wait, it’s just my trusty carrier pigeon, he has arrived with a message. Buttersafe Expo? A celebration of the amazingness of pizza? Also, balloons and old arcade machines that eat all your quarters? Yes, please! If you would like to partake in this celebration with me, Alex, Arthur, and a bunch of really nice people at BSX Pinole, all you have to do is show up! But, if you can’t join us for pizza, you should know that there are people all over the world setting up their own satellite pizza-eating BSX parties–just check out the forum! Thank you, carrier pigeon, for bringing me this message.

-Ray