What a magnificent gift I received, part of which gave me sex!

First up, a wonderful cookbook. I never know what to bring to those damn cookie exchanges. How do people think of these things?! Well now I have the answers. Awesome.

Next, a very nice sketchpad and box of fancy markers. I’ve actually been trying to practice drawing more, so this is great!

Finally, the chocolate. This is what got me laid. Dark chocolate is by far my favorite of all the chocolates. Once I saw these Godiva morsels, I immediately grabbed at them. First bite, I was in heaven. Then I tasted something off… I assumed it was just the first one and tried another. The same foul taste. Then I realized exactly what it was: chocolate liquor. See, I don’t drink (just never felt like it). I’ve noticed that I am especially sensitive to alcohol and liquor, especially in baking because of it.

Unfortunately, I am unable to eat the chocolates. But as soon as I said they were liquor flavored out loud, a certain fiancé came running. He is a HUGE fan of chocolate liquor. So I bartered for some details too dirty to list. He has his chocolate. I’m getting laid the way I want for the next month. You’re the best secret santa ever! :) Thank you so much!!!