I eat at the weekends to celebrate that we got to a Friday and the children are safely and happily tucked up in bed. I don’t go out to eat often so whenever I do, I make sure I have a starter, a main, and a little pudding - plus a double espresso. It is at this point in proceedings that I then realise my female friends have simply had a main, and not even finished that. I know that that’s why they’re thin but I don’t wish I was them. I just feel for sorry for my pals because they missed out.