It's a good thing that Tim Hudson retired. It would sure be embarrassing for him to call Bruce Bochy at the end of February and explain that he couldn't show up to camp on time because he had a baby goat on him.

Welcome to the newest member of the Hudson crew...Douglas (and his sister Tilly). ❤️ pic.twitter.com/boC4P7v79t — Kim Hudson (@kimberlybhudson) January 19, 2016

As is, Hudson has nowhere to be, so he'll just chill there with a baby goat on his chest. For hours. While Tilly raids his sock drawer. Goats are the worst and you should not trust goats.

But look at that picture of Tim Hudson with a baby goat standing on him. That is a marvelous picture. Because of the goat.