Narrator: Peppa Pig is having fun during lunch time at school

Peppa: I'm having fun during lunch time at school.

Suzy: Soooooo, Peppa.... Whoooooo.... DOooooOOo..... You..... LIKE?!!!??!?!!?!?

Peppa: I don't like anybody, I fucking hate you Suzy

Suzy: I bet you like Pedro!

Peppa: Shhhhh! Suzy don't be so loud. And NO, I DON't like Pedro

Pedro walks past Peppa and Suzy

Pedro: Sup lads

Peppa: *passes out*

Suzy: We're lasses, NOT lads, thank you very much! *looks down at peppa* lol, I knew it. She had cancer

Pedro: Oh! We NEED a prince charming to save her from her cancer. GET DANNY, he always had a crush on her.

Suzy: But he is on the other side of the playground

Danny runs over in slow motion

Danny: You called?

Pedro: Sup ma dude, can you kiss Peppa to save her from her cancer?

Danny: Sure thing ma dude *bro hugs pedro*

Danny leans in, smells Peppa's face, and realises he has no idea what he is doing, he attempts to kiss her, she doesn't awake

Pedro: Step aside *kicks Danny out of the way*

Danny: Fuck off

Fight scene between Danny and Pedro, Pedro falls lips first into Peppa's face, Peppa is suddenly awoken

Peppa: My hero! *falls into Pedro's arms*

Pedro: Will you be my girlfriend?

Danny: NOOOOOO!