We'll warn you up front, this video is painful to watch for anyone with at least a passing interest in cars. Yes, it's fun enough to point and laugh at the moron behind the wheel, but there's nothing particularly pleasant about watching someone destroy a perfectly good Audi A8 with a terrible drift and sheer stupidity.

The video starts with the driver positioning the car at the far edge of a small, janky dirt parking lot lined with the detritus of rural industry—perfect conditions for a close-quarters drift, as we all know. The faint sounds of Europop jackhammer away at your ears before the driver begins his ill-fated attempt, stomping on the gas and slinging the wheel left.