… or at least, it is if you decide to eat at the place targeted for mass-poisoning as depicted in the recently released “Telephone” music video by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé. Amongst other ingredients used to make the poison, “one cup of Tiberium” is added into the mix. Tiberium, the green crystal that forms the centrepiece in the original Command & Conquer series, is known to be highly toxic and forms a biohazard to all non-protected life forms that come near it. The full recipe for the mixture can be found after the jump.

The final instalment in the Command & Conquer series, Command & Conquer 4: Tiberian Twilight, will release today for the PC in the United States. The real-time strategy game, developed by EA Los Angeles, will be available in Europe and other territories on March 19th.