Day 7

While I was getting ready for the upcoming Magic the Gathering tournament with my good friend Paul, he told me about his new girlfriend. My heart immediately filled with bitterness and rage at Paul for being able to get a girl before me. What does he even know about this cruel world, his fedora tipping game is weak compared to mine.

I tipped my fedora angrily at him on my way out of the door. I must stay in practice for my next encounter with Megan.

Play my song, Terrance, as I weep my bittersweet tears.