happy April 1st! with the start of a new month, I thought I’d try a new direction for the story. here’s the pitch:

“Twill-light Sparkle has gone against the grain and stitched up a group of tailor-made friends, and she’s just dye-ing for a chance to study the interfacing of this patchwork crew — but her shear genuis is telling her that all is knot as it seams. Maybe she’s just biased, and should quilt while she’s ahead…but what if her notions are right? Can she follow the pattern, unravel the clues, and iron out the mystery that looms before her? Or will she be unable to selvedge the situation, and find herself pleating for mercy as her life hangs by a thread?

Find out on the next exciting episode…Weft Behind! (warning: gores)

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