Remember the good old days where you could dismiss stories in tabloids as "fake news"? Doesn't seem that long ago. But it's a brave new world we live in. So when The Sun, which sometimes identifies as real news but is more commonly known as a tabloid, writes a rumor about the Navy SEALs who took out Bin Laden training for a sequel? Well. We have to read it.

As if Kim Jong-un wasn't already paranoid...

THE crack US Navy Seal team that killed Osama bin Laden is reportedly training to take out North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-un. Seal Team Six is taking part in secretive drills alongside other elite US forces in South Korea amid rising tensions with Pyongyang. US military officials confirmed “ground, air, naval and special operations” are taking part in “several joint and combined field training operations” which involve up to 17,000 troops. And South Korean newspaper JoongAng Daily has claimed the teams would take part in a drill to simulate the removal of Kim Jong-un. But US officials denied the elite troopers are preparing a raid to take out Kim.

(I was looking for a Gif of the "Navy Seals" line from Clerks, and found this instead. I apologize for nothing).

Again, right now it's just a rumor in a tabloid. We won't know it's true until President Trump announces it happened while using as many "frankly the best" as he can in one speech. Then leftists attack him for taking credit for it when it was really the Navy SEALs who did all the work. This is the big leagues here.

But if this is rumor is true, and this SEAL team does take out Kim Jong-un before he launches nukes, they deserve the "Most badass men of all time" award. We'll bequeath them all the mugs. After we dip them in platinum.

Now, let's be clear, we're not suggesting the USA start taking out foreign leaders we don't like. We're talking about removing actual threats to the United States. And if Kim Jong-un wants to launch nukes at us, then a SEAL team isn't inappropriate.

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