Today is a big day at the Nevada State Athletic Commission offices—and by big, I mean another day of the most inept crew of state officials trying to regulate both sport and culture that given a million years they still won’t grasp. In short, the agenda features such superstars as Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier, Wanderlei Silva, and (drumroll, please)… Floyd Mayweather!

Let’s get real, there’s no more cush job than athletic commissioner. The duties include, chilling ringside for fights; making asinine decisions, such as fining Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. $900,000 for smoking a joint; and setting the course for athletic commissions around the world to follow.

What, you ask, are the qualifications for such a position in Nevada? Well, each of the five commissioners is appointed by the Governor for a three-year term. Translation: you don’t need combat experience, or even a gym membership, you just need to open your wallet and donate to state electoral races. Hence, it’s confederacy of wealthy dunces.

As with most ambassadorships, it’s a racket. And to shield the commissioners from public scrutiny, they elect a chairman to stand in the spotlight and take the blame for their ridiculous decisions. Keith Kizer served as the NSAC’s last piñata. After years of abuse, he was replaced by current chairman, Francisco Aguilar—but make no mistake, Aguilar, like Kizer, is just the figurehead dunce, because it’s the commission that collectively decides matters.

First on the agenda: Wanderlei Silva and his motion to dismiss the commission’s complaint for disciplinary action. For more info, check out our prior article here.

Second: Jon Jones and Daniel Cormier for brawling during the presser to promote UFC 178. If you haven’t seen the melee, or the ESPN confrontation that followed, check them below.

Cormier and Jones brawl:

Cormier and Jones off-air exchange:

For the finale: the commission has called Floyd Mayweather to answer for a promotional video, “All Access: Mayweather vs. Maidana 2,” produced by Showtime, that includes an intense thirty-minute sparring session between Hasim Rahman Jr.and Donovan Cameron at Mayweather’s gym. Further, the commissioners were upset because the video also shows women rolling joints at Mayweather’s house.

Of course we don’t know what Floyd’s going to say to the commission, but I’m sure as he looks across at that table of old white flabby men, he’ll probably think how out of touch and jealous they are of his lifestyle and achievements. And if they try and turn the screws, he’ll just book his next mega fights (e.g. $100mil + economic impact) in California, Mexico, or China. Personally, I hope he repeats the intro he gave to the video series:

“I can give two flying fucks what somebody's got to say about me. I don't care. Floyd Mayweather's gonna live his life like he wants to live it. How I live my life is, fuck you—I’m gonna do what I want to do, I'm gonna hang out with who I want to hang out with. I'm gonna stay at the top, do what I want to, how I want to, because when you're speaking boxing, you're speaking Mayweather.”

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