My BR is as follows:

>Node appeared where I happened to be in an Archon today.

>Local spiked a few.

>D-scanned the node that was closest: a thorax and 2 slicers on 5%

>alliance chat mumbling about 10+ frig/cruisers

>mostly idiots giving intel so it could be anything from a single cepter to a 30man HAC gang, but I'm in range of staging system with cyno and LO

>Is anyone even logged in to help if this is a bad idea?

>v0v

>carrier is insured anyway

>deploy depot

>refit point, dual sebo, omni

>scoop depot

>warp to node

>THORAX ON NODE WITH ENOTSIS EFFECT BOIS

>ITS TIME TO BRAAAAAWL

>Begin locking thorax

>Thorax is still slowboating around

>THORAX LOCKED

>EINHERJIS DEPLOYED

>DAYS OF NO CONTENT ENDS HERE BOIS

>Thorax is just out of point range, picking up speed

>YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE EINHERJIS M8

>ITS HAPPENING

>BY EINHERJI BE PURGED

>FIGHTERS ARE NOT CATCHING UP

>Look at speed column on overview

>Thorax passes the 4km/s mark

>probably should have fit nav comps

>Thorax passes the 5km/s mark

>u wot m8

>Thorax passes the 6km/s mark

>:/

>Thorax passes the 7km/s mark, fighters at least 40km behind him

>fuckthisgame.jpeg

>pull fighters

>STILETO WARPS IN AND POINTS ME

>ITS TIME TO BRAWL BOIS

>STILETO LOCKED

>HES ORBITING NOT RUNNING

>DEPLOY GECKOS

>HES OUT RUNNING MUH GECKOS

>wait why did i deploy geckos ?

>FUCK IT ITS HAPPENING ANYWAY

>LOTS OF MISSES BUT HES HALF SHIELDS BOYS

>ITS HAPPENING

>friendly Archon arrives on grid to lend assistance to our sov defense and definitely didn't warp in because hes bored as fuck with his life

>refit nav comps

>ORBIT SPEED CANNOT ESCAPE GECKOS NO MORE FRIEND

>YOU'RE DONEZO

>ITS ALL GECKO M8

>THE STEEL BEAMS WILL MELT

>IT AIN'T EVEN AN INSIDE JOB

>stileto warps off

>gf was close

>MORE FRIGATES COME IN: FC IM POINTED AGAIN

>THERE IS NO FC

>send geckos

>would be a shame if they shot these drones which i shouldn't be using anyway

>THEY SHOOTING MUH GECKOS

>Why did I deploy geckos ?

>:reasons:

>call geckos back

>a gecko goes down <5km from safety of my drone bay

>mybad.jpeg

>literally isk negative against frigates, mfw

>ACOLYTES DEPLOYED

>who shoots acolytes??

>friendly carrier pops a griffin with acolytes

>everything i send drones at warps off before they get there

>within a minute, the field is clear, just two Archons looking fabulous

>rip gecko, glad I have 9 more in station

>is there a defense fleet or nah?

>nah

>anyone wanna go flip nodes with proper ships and fight slicers and whatnot?

>is this FW or something? cause I ain't about that life

>go on about my business

>An hour or so later, the ihub falls because nobody cares about sov 1 jump out of our staging

>#localcontent

>#thx fozzi

>#whydidideploygeckosagainstfrigates