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Phone: Anyway, we think you'd be a perfect fit at The Huffington Post, Rick! Rick: And why is that? Phone: Well... Rick: Are you under the impression I'm looking for unpaid work? Phone: Okay, so we don't compensate bloggers, but it'd be great exposure! Rick: Exposure? Can I eat exposure? Can I smoke it? Jeff: Yo, Dad. Should I start a foundation?