Ladies and Gentleman of reddit, You can stop trying, because my Santa did it. My Santa won Christmas!

Every single thing I mentioned in my preferences was taken to heart and thoughtfully incorporated into my present.

*I got a lovely handwritten note, with nice details about my little gifts, along with /u/unaspirateur personal favourites!

I got lots of chocolatey goodies (that surprisingly didn't melt), as well as Funyuns! I didn't mention it, but I'm a huge Breaking Bad fan, so this was extra *Fun** to receive.

*I also received water proof playing cards, which will be great for long days at the beach.

*A local Ohio team bottle opener, which was a really nice hometown touch :)

*A really thoughtful 'Student cookbook', which I'm sure will be handy as I start next semester. I've already bookmarked some recipes.

*And a great 'Just keep swimming' Finding Nemo T-shirt, to really uplift my mood when I want to kill myself during finals.

*I went on a bit of a soliloquy about how much I love my dog Babka, and Santa was kind enough to think of her when compiling my epic present! She says thanks for her new favourite toy frog by the way (as seen pictured).

*I absolutely lost my shit when I saw The Office mug! THANK YOUUUUU!!! I was secretly praying for an Office themed present and this was amazing! I'm obsessed with it!

*Along with my rant about my love for my dog, Disney and The Office, I mentioned that I'm going to NYC in January for an internship and that I was seriously unprepared for the winter. So I got an AMAZING Mickey beanie! It's 30 degrees and sunny here (86 F), but I couldn't resist drinking from my new awesome mug wearing my beanie! It's perfect!

2015 has not been kind to me, but my Santa has compiled a collection of gifts and goodies to make me forget all about the troubles of 2015, and welcome the new year with a smile on my face, and a good taste in my mouth.

Thank you so so much Santa! Your generosity, thought and effort are so deeply appreciated. I just hope your gift was equally as amazing as mine, because you truly deserve it!

Happy Holidays!