Well, what happens is that people continue to whale on New Zach Island, which I made as a tongue-in-cheek prediction for the series to end my Year One review. I did not expect Year Two of Dead or Alive to be so insanely brief, though. That’s what happens now. People pick up better-supported fighters and wait for the next generation of consoles to launch. The world moves on.

And most ironically, I bet people reinstall Dead or Alive 5: Last Round.

Enjoy New Zach Island. It’s all we have left. Just don’t give them a cent, deal?