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So, what is she seeing? Who is she talking to?

And she can see us. In every episode, Dora starts off minding her own business in her house or in the woods or wherever, then is suddenly confronted by this powerful entity (us) who now has complete control over whether or not she is going to survive her next adventure. It's bad enough for kids to talk to strangers, but Dora is immediately placing her life in these strangers' hands as she crosses some dangerous rapids or climbs a mountain.



Even the monkey knows that this is bullshit.

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And by the way, what is going to happen when Dora gets older? Are these strangers going to keep appearing in her house? What if she's getting dressed, going to the bathroom or being intimate with someone? After all, currently she can't even go to bed without someone staring at her. Muy espeluznante!



"AWAKEN! YOU EXIST ONLY FOR OUR AMUSEMENT, WHORE!"

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Eh, maybe we're overthinking this. Never mind.

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