The word "cunt" is Aussie, true blue. People literally walk up to their newsagent of a morning and say "Good morning cunt. Can I please have a pack of Winnie Blues and a Green Left Daily please. Cheers cunt." As the word has become more and more used, it is often exchanged with "kent" so as to not offend the religious and Liberal voting crowd when used in public situations. This is why we are submitting this petition to change the word "kent" to "cunt" in order to make it an acceptable word to use in all social situations in Australia, and hopefully it will spread across the word.

These changes will show off our laid back culture to visitors who will view the street signs and say "wow these Aussies are laid back". It will draw tourism to our country from left-wing Americans and Brits who will see Australia as a bastion for laid-backedness.

We would like to disclaim any reference to the negative and offensive use of the word cunt - i.e. "Fuck Tony Abbott, he's a cunt". The meaning of "cunt" on the street signs will exclusively be used to refer to the positive meaning which has absolutely no association with the Tony Abbott meaning of the word. We plan on submitting a separate petition to rename all streets named "Abbott ____" to "Cunt ____" so that people don't get confused between the two.

Thank you for reading and please sign this or you are a Lib voting cunt

Tre Ugga

Cunts for Kents Association President