“So my old best workpony went and actually got married! He must be the happiest stallion in the world, if ya catch my drift”

“She”

“Beg pardon?”

“She. I married another mare.”

“We-heh-ell, that’s certainly a surprise! Don’t ever let anypony get you down about it, Bon. I’ve seen more than enough in my house to know love don’t like rules very much”