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New Golf Cap Created Exclusively for Obama Reelection and the 49.5%

Posted on by maggiesnotebook

Some 49.5% of American entitleists and all persons from Muslim countries will line up to receive this hat created exclusively for Barack Obama's re-election campaign. The thought is, 'get a free hat' and the $3 donations will roll in. Non-entitleists are already offended. I had a phone call: "Maggie, 50.5% of Americans paid taxes for at least 10 years. They are NOT entitleists!" Readers, I know you want me to name my sources, but that's the best you'll get from me. "It's "not a figment of my imagination." Now, do I know that that's true? Well, I'm not certain.

"So the words out. A new Executive Order requires no proof to show a need for an unemployment check, but we have to protect the 49.5%. Obama needs to know you are his, and that you understand his all important foreign policy, and a bit about how this country came to be. The only qualification necessary is to repeat the following litany three times, quickly (no worries - you can read it):

Islam is not part of the problem...it's part of promoting peace The Muslim prayer at sunset is the prettiest sound on earth I also know civilization's debt to Islam Whatever we once were, we are no longer a Christian Nation They get bitter, they cling to guns or religion Those opposed to abortion cannot simply invoke God's will They didn't build that

I mean, gee whiz, I'm #justablogger. Don't ask me about it. Find a 'journolist' to investigate.



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To: maggiesnotebook

School started here in Indiana this week.

My daughter has a Muslim kid in her 3rd grade class. He has to fast for Rama-lama-ding-dong all day long.

By 2 in the afternoon he’s ready to keel over. Bad idea folks



To: maggiesnotebook

Funny, accurate and sad. ...forwarded to my golfing buddies.



To: maggiesnotebook

Ping...I like pings..that’s what I play.



To: wyokostur

Bet you don’t qualify for an entitleist golf cap:-)



To: nascarnation

I will point out that catholics, who do not subscribe to the Vatican II Conference, still fast on Fridays, during lent.



by 6 posted onby lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)

To: maggiesnotebook



Variations on Obama's golf cap:

To: lacrew

Children were NEVER required to fast as I remember it from my youth.

That was for 18 and over. And fasting allowed small meals at breakfast and lunch.



To: TexasCajun

TexasCajun - thanks.



To: nascarnation

nascarnation, love the Rama-lama-ding-dong:-)



To: nascarnation

“Children were NEVER required to fast as I remember it from my youth.

That was for 18 and over.” True (I think the age was 14 or 15, IIRC)....but Muslim children aren’t supposed to fast either, until the reach ‘maturity’...whatever that age is.



by 11 posted onby lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)

To: lacrew

You’re right about the Muslim kids not being reqd to fast, I looked it up, Sent the link to my daughter to pass along to parents. I offered to send him a six pack of frozen pork chops. :- )



To: nascarnation

I was in Riyadh Saudi Arabia in 1992 during Ramadan. Mercedes were piled high against bridge supports as the drivers were passing out from low blood sugar (I assume). The highways outside Riyadh are identical to the German autobahns and those Muzzies are driving at very high speed while falling asleep. I watched Muzzies nodding off at stop lights (when they stopped) Weird religion I look back on those days and think how many times I was driving all over Indian country with just 1 or 2 other people in the vehicle. We could have "disappeared" rather easily.



by 13 posted onby hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)

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