by msykes on September 12th, 2005 at 3:59 pm

Okay, this isn’t technically a celebrity urinal sighting, it’s just a joke, but it does involve a famous person and some urinals. Is that close enough?

“One day, Winston Churchill went to the bathroom and ran into the head of the Labour Party, who was his political opponent. Churchill took the urinal furthest from him. The head of the Labour Party asked Churchill if he was just being modest. Churchill responded, “Not at all. It’s just that whenever you Labourite chaps see something that is large, privately owned and working well, you want to nationalize it.” His rival burst out laughing, and the Labour Party abandoned the nationalization bill it was planning to introduce.”

It’s probably a lot funnier if you have a better grasp of British politics than I do!

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