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Hitler sad about problems with his online Snus ordering

00:00 - 00:03 The snus delivery

00:04 - 00:05 comes through

00:05 - 00:07 the UPS hub here in Germany.

00:08 - 00:12 As I'm sure you noticed

00:12 - 00:15 if you've tracking the shipment

00:17 - 00:19 But it says it's still stuck in customs

00:19 - 00:21 and hasn't left Sweden

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Its..

00:31 - 00:33 It's European Regulations.

00:34 - 00:36 And U.S FDA Guidelines

00:53 - 00:58 What kind of bullshit is this?

01:13 - 01:15 This is crap.

01:15 - 01:17 I'm down to half a can

01:18 - 01:23 and the only thing I can find locally...

01:25 - 01:28 is Camel Peach!

01:29 - 01:31 I want my shipment now!

01:31 - 01:34 I'm getting some of those Siberia Snuses

01:34 - 01:37 with the crazy nic-hit

01:37 - 01:40 I want it NOW!

01:40 - 01:42 I'm sure the delivery will be here shortly...

01:42 - 01:46 This is bullcrap! It sucks!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuher, customs officials are very strict

01:48 - 01:52 Customs are little bitches!

01:53 - 01:54 Why the hell are cigarettes legal everywhere...

01:56 - 01:57 but Snus is controlled like...

01:57 - 02:00 it's some evil drug for junkies?

02:00 - 02:03 It' makes no sense, it sucks

02:04 - 02:08 It sucks it sucks this is crap!

02:08 - 02:13 Mark my words, I'm going to...

02:14 - 02:16 fucking invade all of Europe

02:17 - 02:21 and take it over and be president of Europe

02:27 - 02:29 Look, I know I get worked up

02:30 - 02:34 But I was just really

02:34 - 02:36 looking forward to my box getting here.

02:41 - 02:42 Another thing,

02:43 - 02:47 I had to pay basically thirty dollars for shipping

02:48 - 02:53 because it has to be signed for

02:54 - 02:56 and a lot of time I'm not even home.

02:56 - 02:59 I'm waging a war for pete's sake!

03:00 - 03:02 why can't they leave it on the doorstop!

03:04 - 03:07 It's o.k. Hitler get's sad sometimes.

03:14 - 03:16 One other thing

03:19 - 03:23 I tried some lös for the first time

03:25 - 03:26 I'm terrible at hand-baking

03:31 - 03:33 And when I yell too much

03:40 - 03:46 it falls apart in my mouth

03:46 - 03:49 I yell a lot.