Do you know what a “Bagel Girl” is? It is a Klown slang term for a girl who has a woman’s body (tits and pubes I’m guessing) but the face of a child. This is the most desired version of the female form in this deeply fucked, unredeemable social shithole. You see, the Klown men want to feel as though they are fucking a child without the whole business of actually fucking a child – although truth be told they do plenty of that. Korean men are South-east Asia’s largest customer group for underage sex apparently. Beating out (pun intended) countries with far larger populations, the per capita rate of pedophilia seems unreasonably high for Asia’s Gallbladder. There are some, like the recent missed-opportunity-for-an-abortion ajosshi, who just go ahead and and rape an infant, thus murdering the baby. At least that fuck got arrested, where he will no doubt serve a year or two (if not just immediately released) and then be loosed back on the vomit-strew playgrounds of Klown. Or the “sponsor” of a 14-year-old (real world age 12) runaway who exchanged housing and food for the right to violate a fucking child… and got away with it because, fuck it, he drove an Equus. In schools, teachers can fuck underage students basically at will since not a fucking thing will happen to them. There are so many sex criminals working as teachers in the Klown education system they could fill an airplane… an airplane which should then be driven straight into the middle of an ocean.

In Klown – a place where all human decency, altruism and sense of community has not only long since died, but has been exhumed, violated anally and then covered in a coating of phlegm, vomit and urine before being unceremoniously tossed in a roadside ditch – it is the mission of the ajosshi ruling class to defecate on and destroy every last vestige of innocence and purity. And what better way than to sexualize minors and then make the actual act of sexual violation of said minors a sort of decriminalized “vice”. Fuck this place. It makes me feel physically revulsed. I’m not even going to bother linking the news articles for this post. You go ahead and Google it. I’m so fucking sick of this kuntry and it’s fucked up, brain dead, head-in-the-sand, shallow, soulless, utterly selfish, myopic, sado-masochistic abusive bullshit that I don’t feel like re-reading these headlines, let alone the stories, that make me sick to my stomach. But hey, nothing more evil than Quincy Black or Vadim Scott or whomever the evil westerner fucking the jailbait is. Fuck those guys, by the way.

For all you readers out there: do you feel like you want to fuck a child? do you feel like that elementary school girl is “giving you the look”? do you think those middle school girl hiking up their skirts “want it”? Do me and the rest of the species a giant Klownisms favor, okay? I want you to head over to the kitchen, grab the biggest, sharpest knife you can find and open up your jugular with it. It’ll only hurt for half a second, and the rest will come very swiftly, trust me. The amount of Klown-like pain and suffering you will spare the human race will be worth it. Don’t be a Klown. Off yourself. But pedo pieces of shit don’t off themselves often enough, do they? Instead, they move to Klown. Why? Because from what anyone with a brain can tell, pedo behavior is not just decriminalized here, it’s wholesale fucking encouraged. By the entire pop culture. Where else in the first world can one go where the statutory rape spirit of “Hit Me Baby One More Time” is institutionalized to the point of inhabiting every screen on every channel? Look at this fucking waste of DNA. She’s an internet “star” here in Klown. Her videos for some reason pop up on my Facebook feed in the form of advertising. Her schtick is to act like a 4 year old while flaunting her surgically-enhanced chest like a street corner whore looking for some crack money. This is sexy in Korea. A woman acting like a toddler, holding a Pororo microphone and wearing an Elmo hat. Oh, and from the neck down a Hooters waitress. Now as much as I am not a fan of Iggy Azalea and Nikki Minaj and Beyonce, at fucking least they look like women, not children. If a woman wants to sell her sex, be it on screen or on a motel bed, I can tolerate that, just as long as she is a woman, a cognitively and emotionally responsible grown-ass woman – not a fucking child. This is some meaningless, interchangeable girls’ group apparently called “Girl’s Day”, which on the surface would sound empowering. “Oh hey, we’re Girl’s Day, here to usher in a new dawn of equality!” But no. It’s a bunch of ajosshi-3.8-inch-cock guzzling whores who, again, have their lady parts prominently displayed in cheap polyester while their faces say, “Hey! I’m not just young, I’m a toddler! Look how sexually desirable my far-past-the-point-of-relatable looks are! Come on boys! You know you want to impose your will upon my helpless, stickerbook-weilding ass! Come on girls! You know you want to be exactly like me – waif-like, moronic and hyper-sexualized!” And yes, these teenagers guzzle ajosshi cock or they don’t get screen time. We learned as much from the Jang Ja-yeong suicide, as if any reasonable person couldn’t figure it the fuck out in the first place. Honestly, when I was planning to write this piece, I had something more complete in mind. More links, more pictures, more examples… but as I sat down to actually type it, I realized I didn’t have the desire to go through it all again, not even to spell it all out for you. The Klown obsession with not only degrading and disempowering women (half the population), but fetishising them at an age where they are so impressionable that such overwhelming social pressures and media messages can’t help but warp the mind is sick. It symptomatic of a greater population that has so completely abandoned the core ethical principles of modern society that it difficult for me to even include them in the phrase “my fellow man”.

You know who plays in kiddie pools with yellow rubber duckies? 4 year olds.

Yeah. You wish ajosshi. Smallest dicks in the world. Maybe that’s exactly why they sexualize children worse than a Japanese hentai mag. Maybe it’s all about their needle dicks. Child-size penises seeking out children? Once again, just go get that kitchen knife.

You can do a search for “cute k-pop” on YouTube. What you get is one scene of “playing with stuffed animals” juxtaposed with twerking. “Making cupcakes with pouty lips” followed by “repeated crotch rubbing”. “Coloring in my coloring book” next to “Jersey turnpike”. “Changing my diapers” alongside “riding a sybian”. It’s fucked up. And it’s on every channel. And it’s everywhere. And it gets worse every year. And it’s marketed directly to pre-teen girls. And it contains absolutely no positive or empowering messages – it’s all “Oppa! I’ll pout and you’ll treat me badly but I’ll chase you wearing a onesie so you’ll smile at me and give me a lollipop.” And no, this isn’t some curmudgeonly disparagement of something found everywhere…. this is some sick shit and it goes way beyond the natural tendencies of men to favor youth.

And perhaps I know why.

Women are Korea’s only hope. The men are so far-gone that it’s useless to try to save them. They are universally despised – by everyone from Indonesian tourist hotspots to Lufthansa employees to White House staff to one another. Ajosshis are hated, and hate each other, and hate themselves, which is why they kill themselves so fucking frequently. Korean women might actually be able to save something from the sinking ship of Klown, but so threatened are ajosshi by women, so deathly afraid that women might actually prove them redundant, that they actively marginalize them on a scale unseen by a world where women have been marginalized for millennia. The message to young women is clear: “You are worthless as anything but a sexual object, and only then as long as you pretend to be below the age of majority. You shall have no power. You shall have no authority. You shall have no self-respect, let alone the respect of others. You will take your obedient place in the line-up of the over one million prostitutes we have in Klown.”

I’m not a woman or a raging feminist, but I teach these young girls the industry is targeting. I see the effect it has on their already beaten and defeated minds and spirits. It upsets me.. but in Klown, it doesn’t surprise me.

So once again, fuck you Klown.