Now McClane just kind of looks like a crazy hobo, which makes the guys who try to kill him seem extremely oversensitive.

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The original line: There's going to be sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, chips, dips, chains, whips. You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I'm not talking candle wax on their nipples ...



We don't know, that sounds more like middle school to us.

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Nerdy high school students Gary and Wyatt create a sex genie using a Barbie doll and a computer, because this was science in the 1980s. She inadvertently spills the beans on a party by delivering that line to Gary's parents, because she doesn't have a "filter," and moreover, she does not seem to understand what "statutory" means.

The fixed line: There's going to be love, drinks, rock 'n' roll, chips, dips, chicks, peaches. You know, your basic high school ordinary type of thing. I'm not talking candle wax on their pimples ...