Pack your shit boys! We're moving home! *official*

by Chadrick Frakes Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:29 pm

Every day is a new day, and you'll never be able to find happiness if you don't move on.

-Carrie Underwood

Today I come to you, my people, as your appointed leader by popular vote and present to you very jarring news in regards to our current livelihood. As of tomorrow, June 22 we will be exiting from TEST Alliance Please Ignore. Please hold your panic and questions till the end.

We have gone from a corp to being much more similar to a gang, a pack even of a dozen+ of us who have stayed put. And like a pack of Cherokees we must embrace our spirit animals, the majestic long horse, and reach out to what lies ahead. DnG was once a strong independent corp who didn't need no alliance and they showed that spirit by separating themselves from the Jewish city state of Fweddit and branching out into the world of being relevant having survived the chemotherapy. Many dank frags were had and times were good.

Where we find ourselves now is a group of men (and probably a chick or something I don't know do girls even play this game? Probably not it's really complicated and has lots of math.) who have stuck out the down times we've experience. We've done what we can to revitalize the spirit of our being and rise again to the glory days of 30+ man fleets and flipping the entire war zone. In that effort we have vacationed deep in the warzone and seen the darkest depth of what the slaves have to offer and while we came out ahead the grind became very trying. We packed up and came home and retired to my war room where we set skyclad embraces our body heat waiting for something to come up that could change things and then we found it. Nullsex.

This is where we are today. Many of us have settled in. It feels similar to being a young man, growing strong into your own body and discovering yourself as an adult. You find pictures of your mother that your father had stashed away in the back of his dresser and were meant for his eyes only. You'd never seen your mother in this way as the years had worn on her body but you could see that sparkle in her eyes that you've known since she was tucking you into bed and kissing you good night. It wasn't comfortable, but you'd never seen the female body in this way and it was the only content available to you so you were able to make it work to great result. The reality of the situation always made you uncomfortable as you soaked in your own assets you had worked for but as it filled the need you kept going at it to fulfill your desires.

And fill these desires we have. Many of us have lined our pockets here in nullsec, knowing that it's wrong and feeling it in your soul but it just feels so good at the moment you can't turn away or stop till you've reach completion. I say to you brothers, we have reached completion, we have come and we will go.

Null has not been the right fit for us. We can now say that we gave it a solid effort, we stood the line and our core has grown closer together and held our identity as an independent people. It's time we were honest with ourselves, and with others. Dirt n Glitter is, and always will be a lowsec corporation. We are pirates, and we are bastards. Let us go now my friends! Let us go now and watch out sec status plummet into the bottom of the standings and let our glasses be filled with the rust and blood of the slaves that will stand against us! No longer will we try to be something we are not, we have discovered internet porn and realized that it was there all along. We will take it by the balls, and we will let go of our own and believe in ourselves!

Sell your shit. We'll be out of TEST tomorrow, we'll be blue for roughly five days. There will be no more just our band of butt brothers, we are going home and we rebuilding. Take a ceptor to Egg and hold for further details.

We're going to be who we are supposed to be. We just got a deal on five gallons of KY and Google Fiber in the neighborhood. Let's put our mothers to bed and man up. Amarr FW takes the warzone by Jesus's birthday.

Go time.

Good night and Kesha bless you all,

Your President,