LOOK AT THEM ALL (Picture: Reuters)

For months, you have been warned of an impending tidal wave of Eastern European immigrants coming soon to a shore near you.

Well, it’s now close-of-business on January 1 and it appears that very few Romanians and Bulgarians have actually come here at all so far – a fact that has not gone unnoticed by the good people of Twitter.

Here are our favourite tweets so far…

1. The guy who mistook the bins for Eastern Europeans


2. The man who cracked the immigrants’ cunning disguise

3. This guy, who is intent on protecting the nation’s womenfolk from foreigners

4. This poor woman, who is housebound because of the immigrants

5. The man who understands that the Romanians and Bulgarians are just a smokescreen for the real threat

6. This guy, who’s figured out why we can’t see the new arrivals

7. This man, who is a prisoner in his own home due to the EU newcomers