



We want to apologize for the long hiatus. This website shit can be time consuming and we needed a little time to recharge. But we're back for 2009 with more idiots and annoying assholes than an American Idol taping audience.



So to kick things off right, here's an asshole of the highest order of Geekdom. Or as his friends like to call him Sir Smalldick the Pussydrier of Homoshire.