Time To Reboot The English Language

Have you ever noticed that there are a lot of things about our society that’s a little…..odd right now? Particularly language. Trust me, I find it odd that I am saying this. I’m the guy that used to say “Barf Me Out”, “Gag Me With a Spoon”, and “Gnarley”.

Ok, ok, I still say Gnarley all the time.

The linguistics department at Lake Superior State University in Michigan just put out its 44th annual list of the obnoxious, overused, and just plain terrible words and phrases we need to BANISH.

And here are some of the best ones for 2019 . . .

Wheelhouse Wrap my head around Collusion -OTUS acronyms, like POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS, and more Ghosting ( Which I have been a victim of…..) Grapple, when it comes to ideas Optics Thought leader Yeet, which is a slang term for throwing something Most important election of our time

I mean….those words are TOTALLY BOGUS! Like, I can’t even! Some of them are grody to the max! We all need to take a chill pill and catch some righteous waves.

Slang today is, like, so weird, right? 😉 – Parker