(MatadorNetwork.com) -- Matador Network's Eva Sandoval lays out the city's most avoidable attractions...and what you should do instead.

1. Don't... get lit in Temple Bar

Temple Bar is home to several bars that drunken tourists in green face paint love to frequent. There are lovely things to see in historic Temple Bar -- for example, the Irish Photography Centre, the Temple Bar Music Centre and the Irish Film Institute -- but save your tour for the daytime, before things get pagan.

Do.... tie one on like the locals

Head to the area around Georges Street in City Centre or make your way down towards Rathmines. 4 Dame Lane and The Globe for your clubbing clusterfreaks; The Duke, The Bernard Shaw, The Bleeding Horse and Roddy Boland for your beer and GAA matches.

Those in search of the dirty singles scene might entertain the idea of hitting Copper Face Jacks -- a local institution, described in disgusted tones by my Dubliner friends as "a meatmarket," "full of nurses and gardaí (Irish police)," and "hell on earth." But, you know, wildly popular with the locals.

You've been officially warned.

2. Don't... expect to drink all night

Most pubs close at 11:30 p.m. on weeknights and 1a.m. on weekends. Something about curbing alcoholism. Well done.

Do... make friends

The party still goes on after-hours in people's homes. Make sure to hit the off-license before 10:30 p.m. to stock up or you'll be doubly out of luck.

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3. Don't... try to get inside Oscar Wilde's birthplace

21 Westland Row is not a museum. It's the writing centre for the Creative Writing and Irish Literature Master's of Philosophy students at Trinity College Dublin.

There are no tours; just would-be writers attending lectures and jumping in shock each time you ring the buzzer and shout: "Oscar Wilde!" I speak from personal experience.

Do... visit the Yeats exhibit at Kildare Street

Brilliant. Free. Definitely open to the public.

Or if it's still Oscar you're after, visit 1 Merrion Square to see the house where he grew up or the Oscar Wilde statue in Merrion Square.

4. Don't... call an Irishman (or Irishwoman) British

This goes for the whole of the Republic of Ireland. Want to start a fistfight? Talk about how Dublin is the greatest capital city in the UK; tourist goes down.

Do... get it right

The Republic of Ireland is independent of the the crown. It has been a Free State since 1922. Northern Ireland is part of the UK.

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5. Don't... automatically dismiss the food

I might be a bit biased here because I find traditional Irish fare incredibly satisfying: hearty shepherd's pie, fat pink Irish salmon, mussels, chips and potato boxty -- what's not to like?

Dublin is a vibrant capital city, full of trendy restaurants offering ethnic and traditional specialties. New Irish cuisine puts heavy emphasis on organically sourced ingredients and it's the norm to find vegan and coeliac options on most menus.

Do... try Irish classics with a twist

For souped-up takes on homestyle Irish classics like fish pie and bangers & mash, try The Farm or The Winding Stair.

Yamamori on Eden Quay has great fresh sushi, or try Fafie's French Crêperie on Kevin Street for crepes and gallettes. Jo Burger in Rathmines has quite possibly the world's perfect burger with homemade fixings from the Breton buns to the homemade spicy ketchup and patties of 100% locally sourced beef, chicken and lamb. Prior fasting recommended.

6. Don't... stick to British Colonial and Irish Civil War historical sights

Dublin's got serious Viking DNA, dating from the 9th century, and plenty of local pre-history to explore.

Do.... take the Viking Splash Tour

20 Euro gets you a seat on the Viking Splash Tour -- a bright yellow amphibious vehicle that parades you around Dublin's city centre to learn about its Viking past. At the end of the tour, the vehicle slips into the Grand Canal Docklands for a cruise.

Best of all, the tour leader encourages passengers to shout "ARGH!" like Vikings at hapless pedestrians. Bonus: Everyone gets to wear plastic Viking helmets.

Alternatively, visit The National Museum of Ireland - Archaeology to see bog people -- bodies preserved to eerie near-perfection thousands of years ago in Ireland's peat bogs. Free admission every day.

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7. Don't.... attend the St. Patrick's Day Parade

Celebrating St. Patrick's Day in Dublin is a bucket-list goal for many -- too many. Try to be content with simply being in-country for the holiday, unless you like vomit-lined streets, exposed genitalia and sidewalk-to-sidewalk crowds.

Do.... head somewhere on the West Coast

The West Coast has less crowds and less tourist nonsense. Try visiting Achill Island for their annual Piper Celebration.

8. Don't... order a Murphy's

Why would you? Murphy's stout comes from Cork! Gasp.

Do... order a Guinness

You're in the land from whence the mother's milk flows, after all. Arthur Guinness signed a 9000-year lease on the Guinness Factory in Dublin 2, so you've got plenty of time.

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9. Don't... expect an "authentic" trad music session

These days, catching a trad music session in Dublin is like watching a rodeo in New York City. While you might get some sessions in touristy Temple Bar or at The Duke, you'll have better luck finding spontaneous traditional Irish music out on the West Coast or in the countryside.

Do... find Dublin-style standup comedy

On Monday nights, the International Bar at 23 Wicklow Street in City Centre hosts Glór -- an open mic poetry, music and writing slam -- held in both English and Irish. Brilliant cultural fun.

10. Don't... take a photo next to Molly Malone

During my first visit to Dublin, my Irish then-boyfriend forbade me to set foot near the statue of Molly Malone for fear I'd get myself -- him -- pegged as a tourist.

Turned out, there wasn't even a point in trying to get a photo; Dublin's most famous working girl still has people crawling all over her.

Do... find another idol

Try taking a photo next to the statue of Thin Lizzy's Phil Lynott on Harry Street or James Joyce at North Earl Street and the Spire for an easier photo op. Dublin has lots of terrific statues that aren't mobbed by tourists.

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