My GAHD there is nothing I love more than a hot cup of tea, Bela Lugosi and curling up with some Stephen King. Um... horror match, please reveal yourself, for I am so full of love for you I will burst.

First of all - that note! Honestly, I am not kidding you, I was legit going to blend my own tea and call it Monstrosities. SO the votes are in, it may still happen! Some day ;)

Honestly though, I feel like you've known me my whole life. How else could my amazing gifter have chosen such perfect gifts? Did I mention, not only did they preorder DR SLEEP for me (AH i peed) - then this package came: