The internet is having so many emotions about a spreading video someone found of a Christian version of the classic Cha Cha Slide by American artist DJ Casper, which is appropriately titled as The Bible Slide. The video, posted on Twitter by the host of Let’s Go, Atsuko! A Woke Japanese Game Show, is exactly what you would expect.

i just found a “Christian version” of the Cha Cha slide & i am dying.

please god tell me this is the war on Christmas pic.twitter.com/XHDfq70ZOf — Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) December 4, 2019

No, we don’t know what “spiritual milk” is, and frankly, we don’t want to know.

The Bible Slide takes the original lyrics and Bibles them up, with lines like “pray once this time” and “on the devil let’s stomp,” culminating in “Bible Slide real smooth.”

There’s something magical about the way this video clip ends, cutting off in the middle of the “praise and shout” part in which the collection of awkward teens is going “woo!” However, you really need to see the full version of the video, posted on YouTube in 2012 and found by a Twitter commenter.

What is the best part? Is it when the teens are miming snatching people’s souls? Is it “on principalities let’s stomp”? Is it the moment near the end where the camera zooms in on the one guy having a paralyzing three-second existential crisis with no explanation? There are many, many options.

If it occurred to you that this might mean there are all kinds of videos out there of cringe-inducing Christian versions of popular songs, you would not be the first.

Trust me Abbi, Im already deep in it lol: pic.twitter.com/23CIp9ceNh — Atsuko Okatsuka (@AtsukoComedy) December 4, 2019

In fact, “(Christian Parody)” seems to be an entire sub-genre on YouTube.

Best worst Christmas playlist ever.