So there’s this dude at work, let’s call him Bill. He’s a good mix of nerdy and jockish. He’s not "hot" by the normal definition but he’s definitely cute. He's 6 feet tall, has sandy blond hair ans blue eyes with glasses.

We had worked together on a couple projects before and were friendly but not really friends. Anyway, with the pandemic going on and the firm being short staffed we started working together more. So one day we got to talking about things we hated about the changes we had to make in life and I made the comment about how much my sex life had dropped off. He agreed. I knew he wasn’t married or in a serious relationship so I figured like me he fucked around a lot. I made the joke about needing to find someone in the office to fuck around with. You know, kill two birds with one stone. Get your rocks off and not have to come in contact with strangers. He replied with that would be easier for me than it would be for him.

I asked him what he meant but he waved m…