So I was pretty excited when I got this box in the mail. One look at it and you would have thought it went through war to get to me.

Now on to what was inside the box.

The first thing that caught my eye was the box in the box. That box just so happened to have a ZOMBIE cereal bowl in it.

Next what the gift right under that, which at fist glance was just a plain pair of socks. Yes I was confused, at least until I turned them over. ZOMBIE FUCKING ZELDA SOCK WITH LINK EATING A HEART! It was all coming together.

Last was this green shirt. I love getting random awesome shirts, so I was pretty excited to see what was on it. To my pleasant surprise, I GOT A MR. HANKEY SHIRT! I can't say how great it is going to be to wear this around my family. The word disturbed just does not come close to what they will be on Christmas.

Thank you Secret Santa, you kick major ass.