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Goat says, "What are you listening to?" Rat says, "The Beatles' 'White Album.' I just got it. It's great." Goat says, "Why do you like it so much?" Rat says, "Because usually when I get an album, I have to program out the bad songs on my iPod. But on this, every song I've heard has been so great that I-" iPod says, "Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine." Rat says, "Never mind."