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I'll give you a step by step way to turn that 12 bucks into the $155 you need for your long board.

Step 1:

Take your 12 dollars out of the piggy bank and find some way of purchasing a small knife, or if you have one at home you can use that as well.

Step 2:

Sneak out of your house later and night and wear a ski mask or a hoodie. Walk down side streets trying to open unlocked cars to find ipods or any other goodies you can get. If you see an older women walk behind them and pull out your knife. Take their purse. See how much money they have.

Step 3:

Repeat step 2 until you have approximately $100 dollars.

Step 4:

Stand outside your local 711 and ask random shady looking people where you can buy drugs. Try to buy a large amount of drugs at a cheap price.

Step 5:

Take your newly found drug and bag it up into smaller amounts. Because you purchased your drug in a larger amount, splitting it up into smaller amounts and selling it will now give you the much needed profit so you can buy your long board.

Step 6:

Wait until 8th grade starts

Step 7:

Take your bagged up drugs and put them in a safe place in your back pack. Eat your cereal and take your shower in the morning and get on the bus just like any other day. Don't be paranoid, the cops aren't looking for you.... yet.

Step 8:

Stat asking kids around your school if they need drugs. Eventually you will find them. Ask African American students.

Step 8 tip : Carrry your blade on you at all times. Drug dealing is risky business . You may get hasseled or even tried to get robbed. Don't let this happen or you will be back to ground zero. If someone tries to take your goods, stab them in the stomach.

Step 9:

Continue this until you have approximately 500 dollars. Yes, you have enough for the precious long board you really really want but don't buy it yet. Buy a gun, your going to need it because as you sell to more and more people your going to need more protection.

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Step 10:

Continue dealing. Don't let anyone front on you, you have a gun now.

Step 11:

Earn 155$ and put 155$ into your big piggy bank (very lame)

Step 12:

Purchase Longboard with parental consent.

Step 13:

Ride your long board all around town! Yeah! Your so cool! Everyone will look up to your long board skills! Your the man!

Hope I helped!