Folks, the blimp is down. I repeat, the blimp is down. We lost the blimp at the U.S. Open. Sounds like according to this chick with the camera that everybody parachuted out and is okay so we’re good to crack some blimp jokes.

I have to say, the blimp might be the most outdated transportation device on the planet right? Once the drone hit, it rendered the blimp obsolete. What the fuck is the point of it? It’s huge. Operation costs have to be through the roof. It’s slow as fuck. Blimps are like NASA these days; only time we ever really hear about them, it’s disastrous.