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Hitler cries that he can't get all the coasters he really wants

00:00 - 00:03 So, Over Texas will get a power splash

00:04 - 00:05 Green Lantern goes to La Ronde

00:05 - 00:07 Great Adventure gets a WCR clone

00:08 - 00:12 we'll call it the Jersey Devil, a new fan favorite

00:12 - 00:15 And then a flat-spin for St. Louis and Georgia

00:17 - 00:19 What about the giga

00:19 - 00:21 we discussed for Great Escape

00:24 - 00:26 Jim,

00:27 - 00:28 Great Escape's gets

00:31 - 00:33 DC super friends kiddie rides

00:34 - 00:36 They won't get a coaster until 2025

00:53 - 00:58 Will everyone who holds stock in this company please wait outside

01:13 - 01:15 This is utter discrimination

01:15 - 01:17 It's been 2003 since they got a real coaster

01:18 - 01:23 and even that was just relocated

01:25 - 01:28 How will marketing even advertise this?

01:29 - 01:31 At least we aren't Darien Lake??

01:31 - 01:34 Comet can't even compare to Ride of Steel

01:34 - 01:37 Escape does not have a world class coaster

01:37 - 01:40 and it will never have one under you fools

01:40 - 01:42 We plan on adding a Raptor there in 2030

01:42 - 01:46 that's a decade from now, every park will have one

01:46 - 01:48 Would you rather they got Green Lantern?

01:48 - 01:52 Disgraceful, we should've thrown that bastard out years ago

01:53 - 01:54 What is this world coming to?

01:56 - 01:57 do we care so much for investors

01:57 - 02:00 that we can't give a little park

02:00 - 02:03 one godforsaken thrill machine straight from hell

02:04 - 02:08 Great America has gotten 7.5 coasters in the last decade

02:08 - 02:13 Great Escape has only a kiddie train

02:14 - 02:16 Why can't we even things out

02:17 - 02:21 Who cares if we blow the budget, I'm retiring

02:27 - 02:29 All I want is an RMC bigger than SteVe

02:30 - 02:34 So that I may feel completely satisfied

02:34 - 02:36 that we finally out did Cedar Fair

02:41 - 02:42 1 new ride every year

02:43 - 02:47 in every one of our parks

02:48 - 02:53 I thought I was so smart with that plan

02:54 - 02:56 but now we'd rather sit around

02:56 - 02:59 and make up new platinum-elite-more-of-everything

03:00 - 03:02 membership plans to suck every dollar that we see

03:04 - 03:07 it's okay we still get free chicken tendies

03:14 - 03:16 I used to be so proud of this company

03:19 - 03:23 but now we're the walmart of theme parks

03:25 - 03:26 If I sell my yacht

03:31 - 03:33 and cut everyone's $200,000 bonuses

03:40 - 03:46 then maybe we can finally afford RMC American Eagle

03:46 - 03:49 And a custom Mack hyper like DC Rivals for Escape