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Tsk-tsk-tsk. Kevin Hart’s messy love life is moving into hoarder territory. Not only did his first wife, Torrei Hart, recently accuse him of cheating on her with his current wife and “rib,” Eniko Parrish Hart, but on Saturday, the 38-year-old comedian had to backtrack on his vehement denials of cheating on a pregnant Eniko after his side slide apparently threatened to extort him for an undisclosed amount of money.




On Saturday, Hart made a video of an extended mea culpa, saying that that video a few months back that supposedly showed he was fucking around ... was real AF.




“I’m at a place in my life where I feel like I have a target on my back, and because of that I should make smart decisions, and recently I didn’t,” Hart begins.

“I’m not perfect … and I made a bad error in judgment and put myself in an environment where only bad things can happen and they did. And during that I know I’m going to hurt the people closest to me, my wife and my kids, and it’s a shitty moment when you know you’re wrong,” he continues.

Hart then goes on to say that he “gotta do better” but he’s not going to “allow someone to have financial gain off of my mistakes. And in this situation that’s what was attempted. I said I’d rather fess up to my mistakes.”

And, of course, Twitter was off to the races:




Eniko got it, too:




The moral of this story? Money will make a nuh move way faster than the right thing ever will …


That, and Black Twitter is like manna from God in these dark days.