ready?

yeah (from the cameraman)

I'M TOBY RADIATION FOX, Y'ALL FUCKERS ON THE INTERNET MIGHT KNOW ME AS RADIATION, BUT MY NAME IS TOBY FOX.

I'M THE GUY WHO DOES MUSIC FOR HOMESTUCK, THE COOLEST COMIC ON THE INTERNET WITH THE COOOLEST FANDOM.

YEAH. YEAH. AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM SUPER HIP, AND IRONIC, AND A NERD! YEAH, CHECK OUT THE SWEET TUNES I WRITE, CHECK EM ALL OUT.

HERE'S A TUNE I WROTE JUST NOW. THIS ONE IS CALLED *bleep* (I believe he says "fuck em")

*smashes hands on piano for less than a second*

HOW RELEVANT. HOW NEW. BUY IT!!!!!

I'M GOIN TO THE KITCHEN.

YO, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. HEY TOBY, I ALREADY FOLLOW YOU ON TWITTER, I ALREADY FOLLOW YOU ON TUMBLR, YO I AM EVEN FOLLOWING YOU ON THE MSPA FORUMS. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?!

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT. I WANT IT ALL MOTHER FUCKER, I WANT IT ALL. I WANT ALL THE MONIES. I WANT ALL THE FUNS (not sure about this one). I WANT ALL THE IDEAS. YEAH.

YEAH YOU LIKING THE SPINNING? ARE YOU LIKING THE SPINNING?

LET'S GO TO THE POLE.

YEAH. SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, IS SIGN UP FOR MY NEW YOUTUBE ACCOUNT. HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON! OR JUST FOLLOW IT AT B-O-W-M-A-N-I-S-G-O-D. THAT'S RADIATION, YOU CAN SEE IT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN.

YO, AND THE BEST PART OF THIS, IS THAT IT CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHING WE WANT IT TO BE ABOUT, YEAH! A YOUTUBE CHANNEL, FOR "YOU" MOTHERFUCKER. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "YOU"TUBE.

YO, FANTROLLS? HILARIOUS. SHIPPING? FOR MEEEE! BUCKETS? YO, I ADORE BUCKETS.

YO, I CAN BE FUNNY AND IRONIC AT THE SAME TIME. THIS CITY? WHO GIVES A FUCK?! IT'S ALL ABOUT MEE, MOTHERFUCKER. WHOO.

YO, REMIXES OF CLASSIC CHILDRENS SHOWS? YO, I'M THERE. *strings acoustic guitar once* *in singsongy voice* MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.

YO, YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME? YOU WANNA PLAY A BOARDGAME? MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T PLAY BOARD GAMES. I ONLY PLAY SEGA. I ONLY PLAY CLASSIC SEGA.

*goes behind curtains, pulls curtains down and gives you a menacing stair*

YO, FANART? YEAH I GOT SOME. THIS IS ONE OF THE ANCESTORS OR SOME SHIT.

*in shower with only boxers, sunglasses, and a showercap on* (also being hot as fuck)

WHAT? YOU COME IN HERE AND SEE SOME PORN O GRAPHY? YEAH, PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE WILL WATCH ANYTHING. OH! OH!

SO WHAT? IN CONCLUSION, SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE, SUBSCRIBTE TO MY TWITTER, MY TUMBLR, EVERYTHING YOU CAN FIND. I'M TOBY RADIATION FOX, AND I AM THE GREATEST LIVING ARTIST *KNOWN TO MAN*

yo, what the fuck. HOMESTUCK UPDATE. YO, GET OUT. yo, get out.