OK, so this is all very early and subject to change and all that so don’t mortgage your house or anything, but… We are scheduled to be getting the week bags of Chocolate Keto Chow 2.1 on Friday, March 30 – also known as “Good Friday” =).

Right now we’re waiting on one final ingredient for Chocolate and Chocolate Peanut Butter: the flavoring. Chocolate has actual cocoa powder but it also has a chocolate flavoring that gives it the “I let a Wendy’s frosty melt and I will now drink it omnomnomnomnom” flavor. It’s scheduled to ship on March 22nd with Chocolate (and by extension, Chocolate Peanut Butter which is just Chocolate + delicious peanut flour) going straight into production on March 27th and finished product delivered to us by the 30th. Ideally, we may have stuff arriving a bit earlier than that and it’s entirely possible I may assemble a troop of elite infiltrators to sneak down there and grab boxes a bit early but March 30th is the promised date. If all goes well, I should have the product up and ready for sale on the site later that evening for shipping craziness on Monday, April 2nd.

Let’s look at the handy “Shipping speeds via USPS Priority Mail” map…

Looks like much of the US could be getting Chocolate Keto Chow 2.1 by Wednesday, April 4.