Don’t choke on this one.

There is a real, living and breathing creature named Titing Tumulak and he is running for councilor in Cebu province’s Lapu Lapu City.

Don’t believe us? Look at his campaign poster. He is #47 under the Liberal Party.

We can’t wait to meet Mr Tumulak (or should we just call him Ka Titing?). We already have some questions for him.

Like, where did you get your name? What do you think of Daang Matuwid? In your experience, is withdrawal method an effective form of birth control?

Are you related to “Dick” Gordon? Are you friends with Jerjer Into?

Jerjer Into Titing Tumulak pic.twitter.com/qQnKUGzMtf — Melvin Tordecilla (@itsbeben11) April 25, 2016

Alma Moreno has a question for him, too.

Magaling naman kaya yang Titing Tumulak na yan? Kelangan po namin ng pruweba. — Alma Moreno (@LovelinessAlma) March 31, 2016

And yes, Titing Tumulak is on Twitter.

We only have three words for Titing Tumulak and his supporters: Ipasok Na Iyan!

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