I was getting some chapstick from Walgreens the other day and it happened to be in the same aisle with the condoms.

The condom prices ranged from $4.99 to super pack of $29.99.

When I was in elementary school I was pretty good at math, but you don’t have to be genius to realize having to pay $29.99 is better than…

$1 MILLION OR 25% OF YOUR GROSS INCOME FOR 18 YEARS

Don’t know when these athletes are going to learn, if ever. Jocks and Stiletto Jill reports a story that we hear quite often.

Paul George had unprotected sex with a Stripper named Daniela who use to work out Tootsies in Miami. George allegedly try to pay her off to abort the child, but she declined (not a dumb a stripper). George is dating someone else of course (Doc Rivers’ daughter, photos of her can be seen here), and now the stripper is taking selfies in high heels to show of her pregnancy.

You would think these guys would pay attention to Derek Jeter.

Here is some updated info, it appears they met on a Yacht party over the summer. As you can see the guy who organized the party isn’t talking.

From this video everyone looks like they are having a good time.

Good luck with all this PG.