I awoke with a start, sweating and feverish, from a nightmare world of the foulest pit-fiends and bat-winged devils my mind could create. After recovering my faculties I noticed a missive was apparently delivered as if from the ether. "You have a package in the front office" were the words there inscribed.

My gut wrenching terror at the potential horrors that awaited were shoved from my mind as I dashed across the lawn with the white-hot passion as of one possessed.

The doors creaked open betraying my arrival. The attending clerks head snapped to face me, eyeing me warily. "I'm in 4318." Came trembling from my lips, as he fumbled with his keys.

He proffered to me a slightly bulging package. With some trepidation and amazement I headed back to my home.

The packaging was simple, brown box with tape. But my eyes squinted with questions unanswered when I saw it came from the "Amazon".

Upon slitting open the tape and pulling back the flaps I realized that my life would never again be the simple one I had known before. What lay it that case was nothing less than The Call of Cthulhu a great film by the Lovecraft Historical Society, and a game of Munchkin Cthulhu!

Having now fully realized the meanings behind the dreams of the night before and fearing for my own sanity, I clutched my head and releasing a small wail, I colapsed into a full faint.

I love tthe gifts! Thank you so much SS!