IRISH PHOTO CALLS are notoriously cringeworthy and typically feature models posing with incredibly unglamorous produce.

But this photo shoot in honour of National Potato Day takes the biscuit.

Not to alarm you, but there are potato peels literally tucked into her bikini bottom and draped around her neck.

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NO, BUT LIKE, SERIOUSLY.

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Surprisingly, this isn’t the first time an Irish model has been asked to pose with potatoes.

Here’s Amanda Brunker lying in a bed with dozens of them.

And here’s a model happily posing with a potato in each hand.

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Doesn’t top this, though.

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*shivers*