If grownups start losing interest in Beto O’Rourke, at least he can still count on Fellow Kids to come to his parties:

Well, I've seen it all. In Sioux City, IA, a girl asks Beto O'Rourke if he'll go to prom with her. O'Rourke says “First of all, as someone who did not go to prom because no one asked me, this means more than you know," before making his counter-offer: "Will you caucus for me?" pic.twitter.com/Wl77CLKpAc — DJ Judd (@DJJudd) April 4, 2019

Maybe no one asked him because he was the creepy guy who liked to fantasize about running kids over with his car.

I tracked down the young woman who just asked Beto to prom and asked how she felt about his answer. “Kinda sad,” she tells me. Asked what she thought about his counter offer to caucus for him, she tells me she lives in South Dakota. pic.twitter.com/sakpYPai4A — DJ Judd (@DJJudd) April 4, 2019

Awww.

But she got him to sign her sign! She might not have a prom date, but Claire from South told Beto O’Rourke it was “the happiest day of her life.” pic.twitter.com/2M35j23DSH — DJ Judd (@DJJudd) April 4, 2019

So it wasn’t a total loss for her or for Beto, then. It was for us, though. Because we totally lost our lunch.

He should be asking if she'll buy him another shirt. — Alex S. (@Alex_94706) April 5, 2019

Now there’s a thought. Why’s he always wearing the exact same outfit?

Considering he's old enough to be her dad and married and a presidential candidate this is really strange. What I want to know is this. Was he standing on something when he made his counter proposal? #iacaucus https://t.co/Ofas7B8XYa — Shane Vander Hart (@shanevanderhart) April 5, 2019

Probably.

Somebody please just stuff him in a locker til the primaries are done — Mad Digital (@mddgtl) April 5, 2019

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