This is my very first Yarn Exchange (or ANY RedditGifts exchange, for that matter), so I was very nervous and didn't know what to expect at all. Some gourmet yarns in interesting textures and fibers? Some fuzzy multi-colored ombre that would work perfectly for any of the myriad patterns pinned to my Pinterest for future workings? A hideous and cheap array of poorly selected guesswork by some stranger that had no clue what to get me?

But no. I was in for more of a surprise than that.

Behold...