A new study has confirmed that the APOE gene, long understood to indicate higher risk of Alzheimer’s disease, can display memory-related symptoms as early as preschool, with children who carry the gene performing worse on assessments of memory and thinking skills. What do you think?

“What kind of horrible parents would allow their children to get Alzheimer’s?” Dianne Largo • Balm Producer


“Yeah, my kid has to hear ‘Goodnight Moon’ every single night like I wasn’t perfectly clear the last time.” Ted Garvey • Necktie Archivist