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What the conversation in the control room at the DNC is right now

00:00 - 00:03 I have an update on the border wall situation....

00:04 - 00:05 They've started construction

00:05 - 00:07 along these pathways here.

00:08 - 00:12 We've had CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, any and everyone we can find

00:12 - 00:15 publishing our propaganda around the clock, but he's still getting it done.

00:17 - 00:19 Remind everyone of the Russians

00:19 - 00:21 The wall will come down.

00:24 - 00:26 About that...

00:27 - 00:28 Mueller...

00:31 - 00:33 Mueller said he found nothing. No collusion.

00:34 - 00:36 He's been bragging on Twitter.

00:53 - 00:58 Some privacy...if you're running for President in 2020..please leave.

01:13 - 01:15 THAT'S WHY HE WINS!

01:15 - 01:17 TWO YEARS RUNNING NOW, HE WINS!

01:18 - 01:23 WHILE WE ELECT ANTI-SEMITES AND CRY ABOUT THE GREEN NEW DEAL!

01:25 - 01:28 NONE OF THE CANDIDATES HAVE ANY BALLS!

01:29 - 01:31 THEY JUST APOLOGIZE AND CRY ABOUT EVERYTHING!

01:31 - 01:34 THEN JUSSIE SMOLLETT!? FUCK! FUCK!

01:34 - 01:37 I SHOULD'VE KNOWN BECAUSE WHO WATCHES EMPIRE?!

01:37 - 01:40 HE KEPT THE SUBWAY SANDWICH FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE?!

01:40 - 01:42 The show gets solid ratings and appeals to our urban voters...

01:42 - 01:46 "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY?!" ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!

01:46 - 01:48 But we had the noose, the bleach!

01:48 - 01:52 The cameras can tell they're not white! It disgusts me!

01:53 - 01:54 A FOOL'S ERRAND!

01:56 - 01:57 What about gun laws, trans rights and reparations

01:57 - 02:00 something more relevant! Something they won't question

02:00 - 02:03 and will happily accept as TRUTH!

02:04 - 02:08 NOT SOMETHING LIKE THE GREEN NEW DEAL! WRITTEN IN CRAYON!

02:08 - 02:13 I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THOSE CUCKS OUTSIDE PUBLICLY SUPPORT THAT SHIT!

02:14 - 02:16 FUCKING BETAS!

02:17 - 02:21 You know our party has lost its mind and gone to shit if AOC is starring!

02:27 - 02:29 Cover of TIME magazine...

02:30 - 02:34 I felt we were strong...I thought that'd bring respect.

02:34 - 02:36 Women would rally around!

02:41 - 02:42 Now Russia...

02:43 - 02:47 For two years, you told me this was a sure thing. We had people everywhere.

02:48 - 02:53 Two years, nonstop, clear as day fact.

02:54 - 02:56 And now you say I have to take it back?!

02:56 - 02:59 What about that woman..."Pocahontas?"

03:00 - 03:02 She took the 23andMe and PUBLICIZED the results?!

03:04 - 03:07 You thought it would help...1/1024 is a lot...

03:14 - 03:16 The wall was all we had left.

03:19 - 03:23 What we do now, to me, isn't obvious.

03:25 - 03:26 Any ideas?

03:31 - 03:33 How about the economy?

03:40 - 03:46 If we can't come up with something, the world is going to end. He'll get elected again.

03:46 - 03:49 Unless we get him in cuffs.