"Rover is Grandma's dog's name."

"Rover is the generic for brand-name dog."

"It is so cliche, it's almost hip, like naming your son John."

"I could see Rover being the next hipster baby name."

"It's what you name your dog if you are in a 1950s sitcom and everyone loves each other."

"No one names a dog Fido. Only dogs in the movies have been named Fido."

"I honestly could not even name you a fictional dog named Fido. Where did we all get this idea that Fido is a common dog name?"

"I think it means faithful?"

"OK yeah, Fido is dumb."