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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling THE REPUBLICAN PLAN TO COMMEMORATE GROUND ZERO Endorsed by former Governor Sarah Palin "A plan so good, only an enemy of America would refudiate it." Who better to decide how to memorialize the 9/11 attack on a multicultural eastern city, than white, western right-wingers? Official United States of America Church Where true Americans can pray to a Christian God not to send more terrorist or weather-related catastrophes upon our nation in retribution for our homosexuals and Democrats. (Attendance required.) Muslim-Free Zone In celebration of our American ideals, no Muslims are permitted within four blocks of Ground Zero. Build your mosques, ethnic restaurants and centers for interfaith understanding somewhere that won't offend right-thinking Americans...like Afghanistan. Memorial to First Responders A statue depicting the American heroes bravely saving lives, another showing them searching for survivors, and a third showing them being denied their healthcare costs. Eternal Flame For the never-dying belief/ wish that Saddam Hussein was somehow behind the attack.