“Bob, you done the plans for that tower yet? Client wants them ready by lunch”

“Shit”

“You know I haven’t played in a while? Fucking Tetris man, what a game”



“OMG YES!!! JEFF, YOU GENIUS!!”



“None of these ideas relate to the architecture framework of the surrounding typologies, what are we gonna do??”



“Ahhh fuck it”



“I can’t think of any more solutions, I’ve just got total mind-block you know?”



“BLOCK! OMG YES!!! JEFF, YOU GENIUS!!”



“Hey guys look at this cute Lego tower my daughter made today haha. I reckon she could be an architect one day you know? Just kid-”



“OMG YES!!! JEFF, YOU’RE DAUGHTER’S A GENUS!!”



“Guys stop messing about, this is serious. We need something that responds to the already clustered urban fabric of the vicinity. It’s at risk of becoming a place-less glass-clad space with no architectural identity.”



“You really think that Bob?”



“Bahhhh, just kidding, sick idea lads”



“Jesus, you think we’ll get away with this?!”



“M8, #YOLO”



“Anyone designed a glass box before?”



“No, and with goo-”



“Well there we go then!”



“Should we consult the rest of the design team about this?”



“LOL good one Jeff”



“One word. REC-TANGLE”



“YES”



“Mate, I was so fucking wrecked last night, Bob was abo-”



“RECTANGLE! OMG YES!!! JEFF, YOU GENIUS!!”



“Is anyone on this committee actually capable of anything original?”



“Great banter Jeff”



“This is great banter, it really is”



“Guys, what’s the shittest name for a building you can think of?”



“One Undershaft?”



“YES”

