Someone’s Making An Erotic AFL Game

There’s no doubt that AFL is an intense sport: high leaps, lots of bodies coming together, constant grappling, and plenty of running.

Of course, that’s not the direction developer Robert Yang is taking.

Robert Yang’s past games have focused on: scrubbing naked men in the shower, consensual spanking, having sex with your car, and a game that focuses on gay men in the ’60s when police were secretly filming bathrooms.

Naturally, the machinations of AFL, or sportsball, are not his thing. But Bar SK – the same bar in Melbourne that holds the very unusual DELETE gamejam – has commissioned the developer to make an erotic game out of AFL.

The working title so far: Ruck Me.

so I'm working on this erotic australian football game, and I'm having trouble finding enough flagrantly suggestive video footage of sweaty burly shirtless aussie footy jocks leering at each other… (1/4) pic.twitter.com/UDIu131Iz7 — Robert Yang (@radiatoryang) July 12, 2018

… where they uploaded 720p footage of the team nakedly sweating all over each other. in the gayest way possible. on their OFFICIAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!……. it was like witnessing the hand of god. (4/end) pic.twitter.com/1nuWOuW8Fz — Robert Yang (@radiatoryang) July 12, 2018

Just the idea of this sounds hilarious. AFL clubs have been rather gracious with the footage they’ve uploaded online – I’m dying to see what happens when Robert Yang puts it all together.

God bless video games. Ruck Me is due out next month.