The Top Twelve Awful Twilight Tattoos

Oh, Twilight. I tease because I love.

Ha, ha. Just kidding. I hate you and you’re terrible.

12) The Shiny Edward Cullen Leg Tattoo



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Sparkly Edward Cullen meets The Terminator meets holy hell, you got permanently etched on your skin on purpose?

11) The Cullen Family Crest Tramp Stamp



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Uh. You left your heart here? Like, maybe in a nearby crevice?

10) The Cullen Knuckle Tattoo



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Dude, please tell me your name is Cullen.

9) Long Twilight Passage Back Tattoo



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Listen, lady, if I wanted to read the book…

No, scratch that. I’ll. Never. Want. To. Read. The. Book.

8) The Creepy Edward Cullen Portrait Back Tattoo



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“Mommy, why is there an angry European soccer fan on your back?”

7) Jacob Black Quote and Werewolf Claw Marks Tattoo



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Two guaranteed ways to alienate men: (1) an unhealthy obsession with Twilight and (2) photo-realistic tattoos of bloody, gaping wounds across your wrists.

6) Twilight Logo Foot Tattoo



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That looks inflamed and infected. I think there’s a metaphor here.

5) His and Hers Lamb and Lion Tattoos



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I think it’s sweet that these two souls have bonded over their shared lack of good taste.

4) Twilight Vampire Bite Tattoo



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And for the rest of his life, anyone who saw his wrist wondered if he had rabies.

3) The Edward Cullen(ish) Arm Tattoo



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Edward Cullen… or one of the Hardy Boys? We’d never know if not for that trademark Twilight apple and quote.

What we do know is that he attended the There’s Something About Mary school of hair design. (Pointy! And full of protein!)

2) Twilight Mom’s Back Tattoo (Peekaboo!)



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Oh, you think that’s bad?

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1) Terrible Twilight Cast Back Tattoo



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I had thought that every horrible thing that could be said about Twilight moms has already been said. But this picture was indeed worth another 1,000 words. Of horror. In my head.

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