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Stephan's wife has kicked him out. He now lives on the porch. Pastis: Honey, what's all this junk out here? Pastis' Wife: It's for the salvation army. I'm hoping they'll take it all. Pastis: Well, I don't appreciate being surrounded by junk you're giving away. What if they accidentally take me? Pastis: You wouldn't. Pastis' wife: Stop pouting. It lowers your value.