Damn, people are richer than me.

As pointed out by NBC4 reporter Dan Pearlman, the most expensive ticket to Ohio State and Clemson's Fiesta Bowl matchup is $38,000 for a midfield stadium loft.

The median household income in Ohio is $48,081, so what does $38K rent you for a six hours out in Arizona on New Year's Eve?

From azcardinals.com:

Private VIP entrance through Club/Loft gates

Private restroom located within the Loft

Suitors won't have to worry about competition from me. I'll enjoy my own VIP entrance and private restroom in Piqua, Ohio.