One of the more low-key vile things frequently repeated by archetypical hotheaded Little League umpire Donald Trump is a vague, dire warning that the upcoming election, somehow, might be "rigged" against him. (By whom? And how? He won't say, but you already knew that.) This is an insidious, irresponsible, and entirely baseless statement that creates a serious risk of fomenting racially charged violence, which is probably precisely why he finds it so appealing to make. Donald Trump really, really wants to make sure that he has a fair shot to win this November. Based on the hot voting tips he offered to his supporters tonight, he could boost his chances at doing so by correctly identifying Election Day.

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Here is your official GQ Election Day public service announcement, which we feel is fair to offer to everyone, regardless of political inclinations: you should go to your assigned polling place to vote this November 8. If you in fact go to your assigned polling place to vote on November 28, you will not receive a ballot, and you will be sternly asked to leave the elementary school gymnasium so that Mr. Browning's third-grade PE can get on with their foursquare tournament. Consider yourself warned.

Meanwhile, Donald, consider getting a desk calendar or something! It'll help.