Muslin, not Muslim, but probably a simple explanation will not suffice when there is an opportunity for lucrative victimhood posturing.

“Muslima turns over because of washing notice,” translated from “Muslima dreht wegen Waschhinweis durch,” Journalisten Watch, December 20, 2018 (thanks to Searchlight Germany):

Dusseldorf – When the Muslima Zeynep Can wanted to wash the burp cloths for her son, she glanced at the slip. After reading the washing instructions, she was as stunned as she was highly offended. Her lawyer will now take action.

One month ago, Can bought the cloth at “Babies ‘R’ Us” — a company of the group “Toys ‘R’ Us” — in Derendorf. As she was about to wash her son’s burp cloth, the Muslim woman glanced at the washing instruction.

There she read: “As one of this material’s properties, the Muslims will initially shrink.”

“That should not be done by such a company. I feel insulted. That violates my belief,” said the fun-free Muslim to the Bildzeitung newspaper. Highly shocked by so little “cultural awareness,” Can immediately contacted her lawyer. “My client has instructed me to file a complaint with the prosecutor. And in particular on suspicion of insulting a religious community in accordance with § 166 StGB.”

Does the question still need to be answered as to how something this incredible could happen? Assumption: Apparently, the word “muslim” appeared in the translation instead of the word “muslin” (a cotton-like material).

We await the kowtowing and Islam-submissive apology from the company.