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Legacy narratives, "thug" analysis and rant coverage—we've had enough of it.

Less than a week stands between fans and Super Bowl XLVIII, and everything that is going to be said about the Denver Broncos taking on the Seattle Seahawks has already been covered.

So instead of an in-depth report on what Cris Carter's neighbor's Lhasa Apso thinks about Richard Sherman's attitude, we're going to relax and have some fun.

The following are doppelgangers for the athletes and coaches who will take the field on Super Bowl Sunday. Some are near identical, others you might have to squint a bit, but rest assured—they all go down a lot smoother than a 5,000-word dissertation on what Peyton Manning means to the city of Omaha, Neb.