YEAH, HE'S GONNA BESO THANKFUL WE TOLD HIM !

THERE YOU ARE, ERIC !

C'MON WE HAVE TO GO TOTHE EYE DOCTOR !

OH, NO !

C'MON, DO YOU WANTYOUR LASER-CORRECTIVESURGERY OR NOT ?

YES, BUT CAN'T WEWAIT 'TIL TOMORROW ?

NOW, HON.

BUT MOM, I HAVE TO TELL CHEFTHAT HE'S MARRYING A SUCCUBUS.

( door bell )

HELLO THERE, CHILDREN.

WHO ARE YOU ?

I'M CHEF'S FATHER.

WE JUST FLEW INFOR THE WEDDING.

OH, HI, IS CHEF HERE ?

WE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM !

YEAH, C'MON ON IN.

THERE HE IS !

CHEF, WE HAVE TO TALK TO YOU !

OOH, NOT NOW CHILDREN.

I GOTTA GET FITTEDFOR MY BRITCHES.

BE RIGHT BACK !

AREN'T YOU CRACKERSJUST CUTE AS A DICKENS.

YOU'RE CHEF'S PARENTS ?

YES, ALL HIS LIFE !

WE HAVE TO TALK TO HIM !

WELL, HE SHOULD BE OUTNOW DIRECTLY.

OH, HE'S SO EXCITEDABOUT THE WEDDING !

SAY, WOULD YOU CRACKERS LOVETO HEAR ABOUT THE TIME

WE SAW THELOCH NESS MONSTER ?

NO, THAT'S OKAY.

OOH, IT MUST'VE BEEN ABOUT7, 8 YEARS AGO.

ME AND THE LITTLE LADY WASOUT ON THIS BOAT, YOU SEE,ALL ALONE AT NIGHT.

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDENA HUGE CREATURE--

THIS GIANT CRUSTACEANFROM THE PALEOLITHIC ERA

COMES OUTFROM THE WATER !

WE WERE SO SCARED, LORD,I JUMPED UP IN THE BOATAND SAID,

THOMAS, WHAT ON EARTH ISTHAT CREATURE ?

IT'S STOOD ABOVE US,LOOKING DOWN,

WITH THESEBIG RED EYES--

OOH, IT'S SO SCARY !

AND I YELLED, I SAID,"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US,MONSTER ?"

AND THE MONSTER BENT DOWNAND SAID,

"I NEED ABOUT THREE-FITTY."

WHAT'S THREE-FITTY ?

THREE DOLLARS ANDFIFTY CENTS.

THREE-FITTY.

HE WANTED MONEY ?

THAT'S RIGHT !I SAID,

"I AIN'T GIVING YOU NOTHREE-FITTY, YOU GODDAMNLOCH NESS MONSTER !"

"GET YOUR OWNGODDAMN MONEY !"

I GAVE HIM A DOLLAR !

SHE GAVE HIM A DOLLAR !

I THOUGHT HE'D GO AWAY IFI GAVE HIM A DOLLAR !

WELL, OF COURSE HE'S NOTGONNA GO AWAY NOW.

YOU GAVE HIM A DOLLAR,HE'S GONNA ASSUMEYOU GOT MORE !