scotland: the best europeans

ireland: also very nice

wales: stockholm syndrome towards english occupation, no vowels

england: putting curry sauce on chips, voting for brexit because your indian dentist told you you need to floss more

france: cigarettes, thinking consuming wine and hating black people is a valid cultural trademark

germany: terrible food, grey, uniform, blunt

the netherlands: blackface and bikes

belgium: ominous, carrying the air of a liminal space

sweden: being racist but gender neutral about it

denmark: hating muslims as a personality trait, swedish people but uglier

norway: defeating racism through homogeneity

finland: lip piercings

portugal: port and custard tarts

spain: british pensioners complaining that no one knows how to make a proper full english in majorca

italy: pasta, parmesan cheese and being anti-black

switzerland: a fictional country made up to help rich people avoid tax

austria: aesthetically pleasing hard right version of germany

luxembourg: where planes take you when you think you’re going to switzerland, which doesn’t exist