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Over the course of her illustrious career, Céline Dion has duetted with Barbara Streisand, Andrea Bocelli, Peabo Bryson, Luciano Pavarotti, Destiny’s Child and Mariah Carey.

That list of collaborators, one Catholic clergyman says, is missing a name: Satan.

Monsignor John Esseff, the founder of an institute that trains exorcists and an exorcist himself, told the National Catholic Register that the Québécois icon’s new clothing line for kids has the “marks of the devil.”

The issue, it appears, is that CÉLINUNUNU’s clothes are “gender-free.”

The announcement video for the company featured Dion sneaking into a neonatal ward and blowing diamonds — or goth fairy dust, it’s hard to tell — until all gendered iconography disappeared.