The world of Doctor Who merchandise has taken an interesting and adult direction with the appearance of a TARDIS butt plug.

This unofficial piece of erotica is recommended by the seller for ‘consenting adults’ and is available in small, medium and large. And ribbed.

Who’d have thought it? (Picture: SPORKwood/Etsy)

Fans may think that a ribbed time machine is 50 shades of wrong, but the listing goes on to state:


‘Your very own blue Phone Box! TARDIS butt plugs now available! Choose the color of your TARDIS, choose the size of your plug and enjoy the sensation of nice heavy butt plug.’

Whovians may get slightly annoyed as obviously there’s only one colour for the Doctor’s ship – blue.



And TARDIS blue at that. But perhaps we’re being too anal about it.

And for those who want to go over to the dark side, the seller’s shop also includes Star Wars butt plugs – of course, with a Death Star design.

The force is strong with this one (www.thekinkfactory.com)

Although the sex toys appear to have sold out on the seller’s Etsy store at present, you can still find them here.

The trench run takes on a whole new meaning.

And fans of the Dark Knight can dish out their Gotham brand of punishment with Batman spanking paddles.

The logical next step is Doctor Who butt plugs with sound effects, such as catchphrases like ‘Geronmino!’ and ‘Allons-y!’ made famous by Matt Smith and David Tennant, surely?

Surprisingly, this particular seller hasn’t listed any Sonic Screwdriver vibrators though.

So far, the BBC haven’t taken any action against the sex toy enthusiasts.

However, we’re sure the makers will hope the corporation won’t pull the plug on their product.

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