Nvidia reveals their newest next-gen AI, R.O.N, the new voice of gaming.

Hate trolls? Tired of dealing with your dog? Can’t help but rage out the noob in your match and risk getting the banhammer? RON will take care of all those problems! The AI was built for optimizing your game by providing you with actionable advice, tips, and tricks by analyzing your gameplay and using machine-learning to give you real-time coaching.

RON can also offer a way to help your teammate’s moral stay up by covering your curse words into positive mental sayings to keep them from getting tilted, AKA keeping everything you say PMA with the RageConverter tech. When you get angry and start yelling at your teammates, this tech will automatically transforms your words into supportive commentary for your team. This will surely keep your teammates motivated and wonder why you’re so supportive and cool even when your team’s Nexus is an auto attack away from defeat.

RON will also help you deal with trolls by supplying them with an endless supply of video game facts and trivia. This will keep them busy and throw them off when trying to troll you throughout your next match.

Lastly, RON can keep you distraction-free by keeping the TalkBlock feature active, which provides distractions for everyone trying to get into your game time. Not sure how this works, but okay. And RON operates in 18 different languages.

Nvidia has always gone all-out for April Fools. This one is probably one of the best so far: