Dear Christians: Let's Talk About Grammar

Dear Christians: First of all, I have no beef with you believing in whatever nonsense you choose to believe. (For example, I believe there are nice Christians who don't actively try to fuck up other people's lives, as well as bad Christians who make nice Christians look like assholes.) BUT I HAVE A TWO-PRONGED QUESTION:

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PRONG ONE: Are there any proofreaders in the Christian world? Because it seems you people have a recurring problem with using correct grammar—especially when it comes to billboards. Let's take for example THIS ONE, in which you misspell the word "audition" on a billboard advertising a Christian "audtion." But here's a newer one that our readers may have seen popping up all over town:

Just so you know, the above sentence should read, "There IS evidence of God," not "There IS evidence for God." Prepositions are not interchangeable. I'm pretty sure what you mean to say is that there is evidence "of" God existing, and not evidence "for" God—which infers you're some kind of detective in a drawing room mystery in which you tell God, "Ah-ha! The person who murdered your son was actually... the butler, Pontius Pilate! (GASP!!)"

Naturally there is no evidence of the existence of God, because there is no God—but again, you're the one paying for the billboard, and if you want to look like an idiot for spending money on a fruitless attempt to convince people of a fact that's obviously untrue... well, go to town!

PRONG TWO: Nice Christians, can you please have a talk with bad Christians? They are really making you look like dum-dums. Especially on billboards. Need more proof? HERE.