At today’s First Minister’s Questions, the Scottish Labour leader Kezia Dugdale oddly chose to spend her entire allotted time not on any current issues affecting Scotland, but on attacking the SNP’s 2013 White Paper on independence, seemingly unaware that the referendum was held 14 months ago and resulted in a win for the No side.

Happily for Scotland, that decision resulted in a huge £200bn oil bonanza.

Hang on, let’s just double-check that to be sure.

We can surely all agree that Scotland dodged a bullet there by placing its trust in Ms Dugdale and her “Better Together” chums. The oil and gas industry must be breathing a sigh of relief and thanks that it had the broad shoulders of the UK protecting it at this difficult and volatile time.