http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/10/social-security-bandit-has-number-tattooed-on-forehead-but-cops-havent-caught-up.html

A man accused in a string of bank robberies isn’t making it tough for Texas authorities to find him: He has his Social Security number tattooed on his face and his area code inked on his neck. Yet cops still haven’t caught up to Robert Wooten, 40, who’s described as a “career criminal” and is alleged to have carried out at least six armed robberies in Houston. “They’re calling this guy ‘Social Security’ because he actually has his Social Security [number] tattooed across his forehead,” veteran Houston police investigator Frank Heenan told KPRC. The robberies date back to last October, where Wooten allegedly walked into a convenience store and asked an employee at gunpoint, “You care about your life?” while demanding cigarettes, KIAH said, citing court documents.

Commentary by Justin Igger

At least that nigga don’t have to worry about forgetting his Social Security number. Knowmsayin.

I bet that’s why he did it. He prolly kept losin his Social Security card. And since he wasn’t smart enough to memorize the numbers, he was just like, “Fuck it. Imma tattoo that mufuckin number on my foehead so if I don’t forget it. And if my parole officer ever need it, I’ll just point at my foehead. Knowsayin.”

And from that day forward, errybody just called that nigga “Social Security.” So it was like killin two birds with one stone. He got a street name, and he won’t never forget his Social Security number again. Real talk, baby.

I bet when his homeboys seen that nigga on the news, they was like, “That’s that nigga Social Security. He so hard he don’t even wear a mask when he do a robbery. He want errybody to know it’s him.”

On the real though, I ain’t sure why that nigga didn’t wear a mask when he was doing robberies. Cause da poleece be smart nowadays. And mufuckas be havin cameras errywhere and shit. So if a nigga have his Social Security number tattooed on his foehead, the cameras gonna see that shit. And then da poleece will use they compruters to look up that number. Then yo ass be busted and get sent to the penitentiary. Knowsayin.

And when you in prison another nigga gonna be goosin yo babymomma. Betta balee dat. Sheeit. I ain’t lyin.

When I was in the pen my babymomma was goosin a whole bunch of niggas. Now that hoe got four babydaddies. And that ain’t even countin me. Fo real.

If a mufucka gonna rob the convenience store, he gotta be smart about that shit. If your Social Security number be tattooed on yo foehead, and you gonna threaten to kill the cashier over some cigarettes, you gotta at least put some duct tape over your Social Security number tattoo. Pretend you got a gunshot wound or sumpin. And if anyone axe you why you got duct tape on yo foehead, just tell them yo homeboy shot you wit his 9 on axident. Knowmsayin.

But I ain’t trippin. That nigga Social Security OG den a mug. He ain’t one of these candy-ass niggas who be snitchin on errybody. He just keeps it real. Knowsayin.