I’ve spent way to much time traveling in the past couple months. Today, three more airports. I’ve never seen So many out of shape women!

Either I haven’t been paying attention, or woman are just saying F it!

A few of my favorites:

The tight as hell shirt with a four inch muffin top drooping over jeans. She thinks she’s sexy. She’s retarded

Scant jean shorts with cellulite and blubber legs. Sometimes I hate summer

The worst however has to be the spandex waddlers. The fabric integrity is maxed out. There’s not even room for odor in there. You can see every curve, lump, jiggle and vibration. I actually have a hard time not staring! I can’t help it! Mostly I’m just stuck hoping she’s not sitting in the middle seat next to me. Goodbye armrest.

Maybe it’s the diet, but the amount of out of shape slobby women far out number the men percentage wise. I think they’re just mailing it in. Virtually none of the women I see over 30 have any SMV left. If they’re not complete cows they have resting bitch face, tattoos, thick makeup, or obvious hair dye.

Anyone else notice this trend? Can’t just be me