Nick Allen, once foremost Judge of Riot’s Hall of Justice, has received notice of his transfer orders to the cursed earth of Twitch.TV. There, it will be Allen’s job to bring law to the lawless, tame the Twitch Chat wasteland, and slay its mutant overlords.

In light of recent successful investigations by Allen, leading to the banishment of Chris Badawi from the LCS, many suspect that Allen’s exile from Riot Games serves to protect the corrupt few who have risen to the very top of its power structure. Before casting him out, Allen was stripped of his fine pistol, depriving him of his most powerful weapon. Optimistic survival estimates gave him two days.

Allen was most recently seen roaming from one Twitch channel to the next, carrying with him only his thirst for justice and a stubborn insistence that he would “make them all pay.” According to one eyewitness, has been doling out bans to Twitch chat users, sentencing them to “three hours in the iso-chat.” When all of the active users in the chat had been banned, Allen proclaimed,

“Copypasta is not the law. I am the law.”





Judge Allen’s replacement within Riot Games has been officially announced as Crime-hunter Hunter “Riot Hebble” Leigh, though many suspect that the policing of the professional scene may be de facto given over to Judge Lyte’s elite corps of cyber-judges, whose lightning reflexes and instantaneous executions will help to ensure that the LCS is adjudicated in the same even-handed manner as the general populace.





