The Capitalist Exploiter by CapitalistExploitr Creative Commons Monday July 1, 2013 2,999 views | 0 comments

Haha! I have successfully homesteaded this unclaimed land! I will now toil here for years to grow more apples than I need, in the hope that other people will want them.

Once they discover apples are delicious, I will EXPLOIT THEM WITH CAPITALISM by asking for things in return for my hard labor.

Finally, I will start paying some of them UP FRONT FOR HARVESTING THEM, and keep the difference when the apples sell. At last, my PLAN TO STEAL THEIR EXCESS PRODUCTIVITY WILL BE COMPLETE!