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This page is about me, a mathematics major and ex-telemarketer, and my overly masculine posturing to the contrary. PS: I'm a pirate.

Everything I say is awesome. Update (03-01-13): Sorry douchebags, I still haven't written anything new.

News (02-11-09): Holy fuck, I'm published.

Is your page good enough to bear the coveted

"HADDOX RULES"

icon?

Probably not, you worthless piece of shit. Fuck off.

Here are some pages that don't suck:

Special thanks to God for His eternal love:

http://www.vatican.va



Special thanks to Syd Lexia for hosting this site since 20XX and on:

http://www.sydlexia.com



My page from 2012 (It kicks ass)

My page from 2011 (It kicks ass)

My page from 2010 (It kicks ass)

My page from 2009 (It kicks ass)

My page from 2008 (It kicks ass)

My page from 2007 (It kicks ass)

My page from 2006 (It kicks ass)

My page from 2005 (It kicks ass)

The list that started it all (It kicks ass)



Some guy I've never fucking heard of.

You're the man now dog!

The saddest caveman in the world.

Seanbaby

Nintendo

Church of Satan

X-Entertainment

Kurtis Stryker

Thilo Savage

Change your bullshit browser to Internet Explorer.

Rantlister



Fan Sites:

Maddox

Wikipedia

