Don Becker King Salmon



Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Welches, OR, and Long Beach, WA Posts: 30,286

Re: FW: Driveline Vibration Issue Quote: Shark Bait Originally Posted by I used to deal with stuff like this back when I was turning a wrench. It always went something like this: . . . .



Me - - good morning, how may I help you?

Customer - - I loaned my mower to my neighbor and now it won't run. It's only a year old.

Me - - (checking it over) Gee, it seems to be seized-up. (checking oil level) Wow, there's no oil in here. The oil is supposed to be here at the top of the reservoir filler and you only have a (sticking my pinkie finger into the oil pan and showing him the very black oil dot on that finger) trace at the very bottom.

Customer - - (very indignant) Well! It had oil in it when it was new, didn't it?



Growing-up in the garden equipment business it went something like this:- - good morning, how may I help you?- - I loaned my mower to my neighbor and now it won't run. It's only a year old.- - (checking it over) Gee, it seems to be seized-up. (checking oil level) Wow, there's no oil in here. The oil is supposed to be here at the top of the reservoir filler and you only have a (sticking my pinkie finger into the oil pan and showing him the very black oil dot on that finger) trace at the very bottom.- - (very indignant)



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