There’s just too many of these couture bitches piling up, darlings! Time to do this Quick n’ Dirty style. Driveby bitchery. Are you up for it?

WE SAID “ARE YOU UP FOR IT?”

Anne Hathaway in Calvin Klein



We haven’t much liked her red carpet turns as of late, but this suits her perfectly. It’d be plain on another lady, but it’s striking on her. Hair and earrings are doing the job.

Benedict Cumberbatch in Ralph Lauren Purple Label



Ladies! Ladies! You’re dropping eggs all over our floor! Get a hold of yourselves!

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds in Gucci



We’re so bleh on the two of them separately, but combined, they become a Void of Ambivalence. Having said that, they really look like muthafuckin movie stars.

They’re not, though. They just look like them.

Charlize Theron in Christian Dior Couture



YES, MAMA! T AND LO ARE HERE FOR YOU, GIRL.

Chloë Moretz in Chanel Couture



We think K Stew handles the Cowgirl Glam a little better, but this still works for us. A lot of gals couldn’t handle this one.

Claire Danes in Oscar de la Renta



That’s the prettiest thing she’s worn – and the prettiest she herself has looked – in a while. Nicely done. Very soft and romantic.

Kristen Stewart in Chanel Couture



Dammit. We wanted her to show up in Chanel chaps and a Chanel cowboy hat. We would have bet money on it. Instead she showed up in a dress that looks like it’s disintegrating from the ground up.

Lea Michele in Altuzarra



Of course, dear.

P.S.: You look 45.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Valentino



Shirley Partridge goes to the Met Gala.

We LOVE this. We don’t care what the rest of the world says. It’s so off the beaten path and so very her.

Mary-Kate Olsen in Vintage Chanel and Ashley Olsen in Vintage Gianfranco-Ferré



We don’t love the way they’re styled, but those dresses are stunning. Possibly the best things we’ve ever seen them in.

Matt Bomer in Calvin Klein



We’re getting the mop.

Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton



That was lovely of you to stop by on your way home from brunch, dear, but really, you shouldn’t have.

Naomi Watts in Givenchy Couture



If she had wings and a domino mask, she’d look like a supervillainess.

That’s not a criticism.

Nicole Richie in Donna Karan Atelier



Another case of someone looking better – and wearing something more beautiful – than we’ve seen in some time. That’s a really eye-catching, unusual look and it works great for her.

Reese Witherspoon in Stella McCartney



The bust does absolutely nothing for her, and the styling makes her look way too much like Tracy Flick.

Rihanna in Stella McCartney



SHUTTING IT THE HELL DOWN.

Shailene Woodley in Rodarte



That is the quintessential Rodarte dress.

That wasn’t a compliment.

We once heard a fashion editor say “Y’know, I really don’t get Rodarte…” and we wept tears of joy. Figuratively speaking.

Taylor Swift in Oscar de la Renta



Soft and pretty. This was the time and place for her to indulge her tastes. We’re just happy she let Uncle Oscar take care of her. He knows the difference between “twee” and “elegant.”

Zoe Saldana in Michael Kors



Her hair and face look underdone and those are not the jewelry pieces we would have chosen for this look. Pendants, ladies. They don’t bite.

We could get behind a tiered skirt, but we think this would look better with three smaller, less exuberant tiers, rather than two giant ones.

More to come, darlings.

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