Disneyland recently announced a $95 “farewell” dessert party for California Adventure’s Tower of Terror ride on its last night of operation. It was the latest in a long line of dessert parties and other upcharge events that Disney has announced for its theme parks here in California and in Orlando.

I follow a lot of Disney fans on Twitter, and hear plenty of comments from readers on ThemeParkInsider.com whenever Disney announces something new. Every time Disney announces a new upcharge event such as this, I brace myself for the complaints: “another money grab,” “greed,” “Walt would never do this,” “Bob Iger must need a new sports car”… etc.

But when I asked fans what $95 upcharge event they would be willing to buy, I received a long stream of responses, some of which were actually serious. So it seems that the problem many Disney fans have with the company’s upcharges isn’t that Disney’s charging more than daily admission for some events, but that it isn’t offering the right extra events to fans’ liking.

Here are some of my favorite responses for $95 upcharge events that Disneyland fans actually would like to see:

“A day where I get a personal bouncer so someone can’t slip in front of me last minute during a parade.” Given that Disneyland has offered dining packages that include reserved seating for its parades for less than $95, I think the appeal here isn’t the clear view of the parade. It’s having the bouncer to kick people out of crowding your spot. Many Disney fans have been pushed around one too many times.

“Private sunrise/nighttime photo opportunities.” If you’re willing to drop more than $1,000 on a good lens, paying $95 to get a clear, crowd-free shot of a Disney landmark is nothing. Particularly at the “magic hour” of great natural light or under Disney’s always-impressive nighttime lighting.

“I’d pay $95 to be able to rock climb The Matterhorn.” Yeah, but how much would you pay for the insurance rider that Disney would make you buy along with that opportunity? Me? I’d rather pay the $95 for a game of H-O-R-S-E with Mickey on the Matterhorn’s basketball half-court.

“More fast passes.” As much as the announcement would rile the Disney fan base, apparently there is demand for an upcharge unlimited Fastpass at Disneyland, similar to what Universal offers with its Front of Line pass or that Six Flags Magic Mountain offers with “The Flash Pass.” I guess you can buy front-of-line access at Disney now by booking a VIP Tour Guide, but that’s wildly expensive. A $95 price point for multiple Fastpasses would find a lot of takers, as much as it would drive many other fans mad.

“Ride the rides with the lights on party.” Yes, there’s a subset of Disney fans that dream of being evacuated from rides, so they can see what the attractions look like from backstage and when the lights are on. Videos of these experiences litter YouTube, but that’s not enough for some fans. Given the general reliability of Disney attractions, paying your way in might be the only way to ensure having this experience. But be careful what you wish for. Sometimes seeing a ride exposed makes it harder to enjoy in normal operation.

But here was the number-one request for an upcharge event:

“The no-kids-day at any park.” “21 years old and older day.” “no stroller day at the park.” Walt Disney might have envisioned Disneyland as a place that a family could enjoy together but many of Disney’s current fans would love to see an evening when kids are banished from the Magic Kingdom. Too bad that “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” isn’t Disney property – Baroness Bomburst and her childfree kingdom of Vulgaria would provide the perfect theme for the evening.

Here’s my pitch for a $95 childfree event at Disney: Grad Night Reunion. Disney could offer multiple 21-and-over “grad night/class reunion“ events targeted at grads from a particular decade. Book bands from ’60s, ’70s, ’80s, or ’90s – as appropriate – and encourage people to wear the fashion of that decade, then watch the money roll in from people willing to relive their youth at the Happiest Place on Earth.

After all, it’s not a money grab when people are willing to hand over their cash.

Robert Niles is the founder and editor of ThemeParkInsider.com. Follow him on Twitter @ThemePark.