Interviewee: SCP-2247

Interviewer: D-2214

Foreword: First interview with SCP-2247 conducted via D-class personnel. D-2214 was chosen due to his prior role as an interrogator for ████████. Interviewer was briefed on SCP-2247's anomalous effects prior to Interview. Interview aims to identify safe means of interaction with SCP-2247, and is originally conducted in Spanish.

<Begin Log>

D-2214: Hello there. Are you 2247?

SCP-2247: Is that what you're calling me?

D-2214: Yes. That's what the agents gave me.

SCP-2247: Did the agents like the audition? Am I hired?

D-2214: I was not told of any audition, or if you are hired for anything. [pauses] But please, don't speak out of turn. I'm here to know more about you.

SCP-2247: Why are you people so dismissive of new blood, just like the Process?

D-2214: I don't know about the Process, but to the people here, you are more of a test subject than worker.

SCP-2247: What is the job scope of a test subject?

D-2214: You stay about and let them do their work on you.

SCP-2247: [frowns] Do you think that is better than being liberated into a boring library by some self-righteous boludos? And speaking of those boludos, can serpents even have hands? Or what kind of a wanderer owns a library?

D-2214: Personally, I think freedom is best no matter what; prison sucks. And biologically speaking, serpents do not have hands. And perhaps a wanderer who wants a place to be based at?

SCP-2247: Would freedom suck if one has nothing to do at all? Would it be best for one to stick to that job one can finally do?

D-2214: Yeah, that also sucks. And if you like your job, of course. [pauses] Anyway, can you tell me more about this boring library? Was your time there enjoyable? Just nod your head if it was, and shake if it was not.

[SCP-2247 shakes its head.]

D-2214: Okay, you can tell why was it not enjoyable, but I need you to be as detailed as possible. The more detailed your question, the more you are helping us. You're here to be helpful to us, yes?

[SCP-2247 nods its head.]

D-2214: Go on. Why wasn't it?

SCP-2247: What is the point of libraries and books when I can't read a single thing?

D-2214: There's no point being there if you can't read. [pauses] Not bad for a first, but strive for details when speaking from now on. I think the doctors will like it too.

[SCP-2247 nods its head.]

D-2214: So you decided that library was not worth it. Why come for the Jailors?

SCP-2247: Why are the Jailors so popular of a topic among those spoken by the people of the library?

D-2214: In general, jailors are always a topic to people who have histories with them. [pauses] Okay, so you wanted to return to do your thing again? Nod if yes. Shake if no.

[SCP-2247 nods its head.]

D-2214: And you see the Foundation as a suitable continuation of your work with the Process.

SCP-2247: How are the Process and Foundation different from each other?

D-2214: Not really, in my opinion. [pauses; signal sent to notify D-2214 to conclude interview] Okay, I think we are done for today. Please do not speak another word. You have done well for today.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: It is advisable for interviewers to use polar questions when enquiring information from SCP-2247. SCP-2247 should be encouraged to be detailed in its utterances. In addition, it is possible for a listener to express ignorance to SCP-2247's enquiries.