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If Nath Little-John didn’t want anyone to know he’d taken a kickboxing class at the Betoota Bad Mother Fucker Academy, he’s definitely going about it the wrong way.

Colleagues and friends close to Nath have revealed that the novice kickboxer has mentioned how much he wants to “fly kick people in the head” upwards of 500 times, and the day isn’t even over yet.

Nath’s obsession with kickboxing started after watching a UFC fight between Jorge Masvidal and Ben Askren, where Masvidal knocked out Askren with a flying knee to the head in the first 5 seconds of the first round.

Speaking with The Advocate, Nath confessed he didn’t know why he couldn’t stop fantasising about booting people in the head.

“I dunno what it is, just every person I walk past, I see their head and I’m like BAP, BAP, BAP – they’re out cold.”

“But that’s just in my head, I don’t actually do it.”

Despite his eagerness, reports from the BMF Academy reveal that Nath has no real athletic ability at all.

“Fuck mate, we let him come in because he pays” says Donald Cimone, head coach at the BMF.

“But if he tried to Hilary Swank us, we’d knock him back, I reckon my broom has more athletic ability than his entire body.”

It’s believed that Nath has bought a 12 pack of training at the BMF, 12 sessions that Donald doesn’t reckon he’ll make it through.

More to come.