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Rat: I have a large brain and it's been conclusively proven that those with larger brains are smarter than those with smaller brains. Goat: That's not true. Rat: Yes it is. Goat: How do you know? Rat: Because something is true whenever you say, 'It's been conclusively proven.' Goat: That's not how that works. Rat: Hey, in an age where no one reads, it's how that works.