Here come the holidays, and all we’re going to hear about is Ukraine.

I know, who’d have thought? There’s the impeachment drama, and it’s all about Ukraine. The Democratic primaries are coming up, and every one of the 92 candidates is worried about mispronouncing Kiev.

You’re going to be arguing about it at every office party. Did President Trump really threaten to withhold military aid unless Ukraine’s president, Volodymyr Zelensky, helped him dig up some dirt on Joe Biden?

Topic for discussion. Would you be happier if everybody was talking about:

A) The way the Russians made Trump president.

B) The way Joe Biden’s son made a ton of money in Ukraine.

C) Controversy over Dallas Cowboys plans for the Thanksgiving Day halftime performance.

Yeah, you always go for C.