So I’m kinda torn on this story. I had actually heard rumors that Tom Brady signed a clown towel for Matt Light. I didn’t realize it was being auctioned off for charity though. Listen I’m all for helping people, but how was I not informed about this? I would have bought it. Hell I bid 25k for the surfboard that Bohdi used in Point Break. (It sold for 65k). I would have gladly paid 10k to get my towel back. Because this would legit be the best memorabilia piece I could ever own. It would be the perfect final chapter in Deflategate to have this handing on the wall of Barstool World HQ’s. So while I think it’s really cool Brady signed the towel it just doesn’t feel right that I don’t own it.

Ps – somewhere in a dimly lit office Roger Goodell just pounded his fist on an oak desk again