When we last left Lacie Le pew…

Lacie: Will you stop with the stink jokes already…

Touchy much? And put some damned clothes on in the snow… sheesh.

Any who, she’d was on her way to University.

Lacie: I’m so glad to leave Spring Valley.

Yeah, I’m a little excited too, Not much to do around there really.



Lacie wasted no time in making friends with the Popular Jock Anoki Moon while a lady who looks like she was made as a replica of an Easter Island head look on in awe.

As soon as Lacie found out he was single it was like magic, they looked at each other like they’d seen for the first time…

Everyone else left the common room as it was rather icky and uncomfortable.

Lacie claimed the primo bedroom for herself and proceeded to play tonsil hockey with Anokie when she wasn’t busy studying.

Despite her numerous boyfriends, Anoki was her first woo hoo… I’m kind of wondering how they can breathe in there, it must be very hot.

Lacie: You took pictures??? Seriously? WHY ISN’T THIS ILLEGAL?!?!?

Of course Uni wasn’t all study and woo hoo, Lacie hung out with her new friends at the student building.

I can’t help but wonder about the alternative guy behind Lacie with the tacky suit, runners and CORN ROWS… but whatever.

Lacie built popularity with the Jocks and did some keg stands…

She stood there and panicked at the great fire of 11am…

These were a regular occurrence… Bloody students.

Annnnnnd again with the tonsil hockey, you could see in the back of Lacie’s mind she was very concerned about being heartbroken again…

Would ya look at Anoki’s muscle definition… Makes me kinda wish I had a tall dark and handsome guy.

Lacie conviced Anoki to skinny dip with her and she streaked her way down to the pool.

What. a. minger…

And there was much rejoicing.

Anokie: Yaaaayyy.

That night Anoki got so drunk he made a salad, went to the toilet with it and passed out.

Lacie: WHISKEY. TANGO. FOXTROT… DAMMIT ANOKI WAKE UP YOU DRUNK, YOU HAVE A PUBE ON YOUR FACE…

Lacie gave Anoki hell the next morning…

Lacie: WTF Anoki man, seriously, you passed out with a plate of autumn salad on the bathroom floor.

Anoki: *hungover* UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT… TOOOO… DIIIIEEEEEEEE.

Lacie: Careful what you wish for bud.

With Lacie being precious about who she gives her heart to find out next episode what lies in the future for Lacie and Anoki.