Gallery Books (a division of Simon & Schuster) and becker&mayer! is set to release A Very Klingon Khristmas just in time for the holidays. Written by Paul Ruditis and illustrated by Patrick Faricy, the a 32-page parody recounts the children’s story of the birth of the Klingon warrior Kahless and the Klingon Christmas traditions that originating on the planet Qo’noS.

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A hilarious, illustrated holiday gift book that celebrates the rich Klingon Christmas traditions—perfect for Star Trek fans everywhere.

A Very Klingon Khristmas recounts, in rhyming verse, the treasured children’s story of the birth of revered warrior Kahless and celebrates the rich Klingon Christmas traditions originating on Qo’noS and spreading across the Star Trek universe.

This hilarious parody from acclaimed book packager becker&mayer! firmly plants Klingons at the center of the Christmas story—where they rightly should be—and includes everything from a Santa equipped with retractable claws, Tribbles in the stockings of naughty Klingon boys and girls, and the warmth of a hot cup of mulled blood wine. Illustrated in a nostalgiac Norman Rockwell–inspired style, A Very Klingon Khristmas is the perfect holiday gift for every Star Trek fan.

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