SJs

NFs

SPs

NTs

Parrot, here, with a PerC-Buzz article that is absolutely meaningless, but fun to think about. Today, I'm imagining what all 16 types are like as a mode of transportation. And just in case anyone is worried, yes I'm using stereotypes without any real deep thought. Now, let us begin.- Sturdy, dependable, and always trying to carry as many people as possible. ESFJs have a great safety rating but are full of a lot of gas sometimes. They love protecting others and bringing them where they need to go. On the back windshield is stick figures with their whole family.- ISTJs are in for the long haul. They'll carry what needs to be carried for as long as possible. They ain't afraid to get dirty and they'll go at a slower speed just to make sure things are done "the right way." While others speed ahead, ISTJs know their role in the right lane (left for you damn Brits).- So much cargo and often a nice looking caboose. ISFJs stay on track and deliver for everyone. They do things selfishly and often have their schedule impeded by others who are late. They are also known to accidently run people over on the tracks accounting for 37% of deaths, worldwide on an annual basis.- When the going gets tough, the tough get going. ESTJs recognize that when a job is needed, it needs to be done right. They might not haul as much as their ISTJs but they do it quicker and they'll go off road if need be. Stay out of their way, too, as they can handle crashes better than most.- They lift off and they will hover right over you. ENFJs like to travel places and see the entire world in their perspective. They especially love giving aerial tours for people to see a new perspective. If you make them mad, they might start firing missiles all over the place.- They always look to see the beauty of everything when looking outside. Even if it doesn't look like, INFPs have a whole world of connections that are streamlined. They don't carry everyone at once but each person gets a new perspecitive, each trip.- Talk about the weight of the world. While ISFJs carry somethings, INFJ carry everything with them. They're organized, but in their own unique way. While the might carry an immense wealth on their barge, it sure takes a long time to unload.- Flying high in the skies, ENFPs travel anywhere they can, even if just in their mind. They often experience turbulence, but they keep it steady. Landings can be rough and they can't wait to take off again.- Fast and zipping everywhere. ESTPs like to take the world on and feel the adrenaline. They aren't worried about crashing as they expertly navigate life one turn at a time. They also don't carry much with them as it might slow them down. For fun, they might go between two ISTJ semi-trucks to "shoot the gap"!- With multiple speeds, ISFPs take the world as it is and soak as many sights as can be. While they may not go as fast as other SPs, they can cut down small alleys easily, where unfortunately they get robbed 72% of the time. They also don't mind standing out and will express themselves colorfully.- ISTPs do things their way. A skateboard can take them places, but they can also get off it and just parkour wherever. When the time is right, they don't mind showing off, either, with what they can do. For the sake of imagination, picture said skateboard with a rocket engine on the back.- Flashy and stylish, people are drawn in when an ESFP enters the room. They love going fast with the top down. Ideally winding through a coastal road with way too many sites to take in. They are also expensive to insure and probably wreck once a year. That is, if the keys can be found, as they get lost most days.- The only one that makes sense for ENTPs is to not be in the atmosphere. ENTPs are constantly exploring the unknown and like to be out of this world. Launching off is an exciting thing and crashing is even more so, in a morbid way. But that doesn't stop an ENTP. They simple re-engage and seek to take off once again.- Lurking beneath the deep, INTJs also seek to uncover frontiers of their own. No one else can see the depth they can, of course most people probably don't care. When they do emerge, sometimes the surface doesn't look like much. But below that is a fully operational war machine with torpedoes!- Because screw it, INTPs are wagons.- The command center, they might even carry every mode of transportation. They have radar going and quite a lot to manage, alone, on their ship. They are also the final guard against attacks by sea monsters.