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Spoof of President Trump reacting to the news that Roy Moore has lost the senate race.

00:00 - 00:03 Mr. Trump, an update from Alabama

00:04 - 00:05 The senate race is nearing its end --

00:05 - 00:07 -- the KKK is assisting our voters.

00:08 - 00:12 They are helping them get to these polls here.

00:12 - 00:15 And the Neo-Nazis are marching here.

00:17 - 00:19 Yes, yes, but...

00:19 - 00:21 who is the projected winner?

00:24 - 00:26 Sir, the media...

00:27 - 00:28 the fake news...

00:31 - 00:33 The fake news media has just called the election...

00:34 - 00:36 They say the Democrats won.

00:53 - 00:55 Leave the room now if --

00:54 - 00:58 -- you plan to cooperate with Mueller.

01:13 - 01:15 How is this possible??

01:15 - 01:17 How in Trump's name is this possible?

01:18 - 01:23 I tweeted about this race so many times my thumbs hurt.

01:25 - 01:28 That fucking Bannon...

01:29 - 01:31 His meddling somehow achieved the impossible.

01:31 - 01:34 Getting a Democrat elected in ALABAMA.

01:34 - 01:37 He's making those backwards hillbillies --

01:37 - 01:40 -- turn their back on the Trump agenda

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, the people of Alabama are your citizens...

01:42 - 01:46 Hillbillies! Stupid inbreds!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, please, I insist you don't tweet that...

01:48 - 01:52 We are going to build a damn wall around Alabama.

01:53 - 01:54 50 feet tall!

01:56 - 01:57 With guard towers and machine guns --

01:57 - 02:00 -- it will be the best damn wall.

02:00 - 02:03 So I never have to deal with them again.

02:04 - 02:08 I put so much energy into that stupid election.

02:08 - 02:13 You all made me endorse the child molester --

02:14 - 02:16 -- and now that's all over the Trump name too.

02:17 - 02:21 I'm not into children... I only grab an occasional pussy!

02:27 - 02:29 Two different candidates...

02:30 - 02:34 And both of them failed me.

02:34 - 02:36 I should have done it myself.

02:41 - 02:42 I'm so screwed...

02:43 - 02:47 How the hell am I going to explain this to the big boss?

02:48 - 02:53 I promised Putin we would win in Alabama.

02:54 - 02:56 Not to mention the Senate seat.

02:56 - 02:59 Now Cryin' Chuck is one vote closer to impeaching me.

03:00 - 03:02 One more loss somewhere else and I'm out!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, you're too old for Roy Moore.

03:14 - 03:16 I could have been golfing right now...

03:19 - 03:23 Mar a Lago is so nice this time of year.

03:25 - 03:26 Here it's cold.

03:31 - 03:33 The White House sucks.

03:40 - 03:46 But if you think I'm ever going to admit that, you can forget it.

03:46 - 03:49 I'll blow Obama before that happens.