This morning, the following pitch landed in the inbox of at least one reputable Manhattan PR agency: To whom this may concern, I am the designer of a

This morning, the following pitch landed in the inbox of at least one reputable Manhattan PR agency:

To whom this may concern, I am the designer of a product called the Backtacular gluteal cleft shield. It's a hypoallergenic adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the gluteal cleft area of the buttocks. The patch is made of denim with a rhine stone and/or rhine stud design. The product stops gluteal cleft exposure when wearing low rise apparel. The picture of Jennifer Garner below is courtesy of the TMZ " Crack Is Wack" section of the TMZ website. The Backtacular Gluteal cleft patch is patent and trademark pending. I would appreciate your consideration in taking my company on as a client. Thank You, Kimberly Brewer The publicist who forwarded it on noted, "I just thought it was classy of her to name it "BACKtacular" instead of "CRACKtacular". Somewhere, deep inside her core, she has SOME sense of decorum."

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