As fans of the show have come to know, when you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. Or, you use your donors' money to run a bizarre smear campaign against your opponent.

In cases like the Red Wedding, or Ned Stark's fateful day in King's Landing, fans of the show would probably prefer a cheap attack ad to the more drastic measures author George R.R. Martin dishes out on his characters.

With that in mind, we've created five political attack ads, geared at the kings, queens, lords and ladies vying for power in Westeros in Season 5.

Rock the vote, guys. Not the army of eunuch mercenaries.

1. Daenerys Targaryen

2. Jon Snow

3. Stannis Baratheon

4. Roose Bolton

5. The Three-Eyed Raven

BONUS: Goodnight Westeros