(WARNING: STORY IS UNBELIEVABLY FREAKING HILARIOUS)

One fateful night in Parappa Town, Lammy accidentally sniffs Parappa and Ma-San right up her nose and into her brain while snorting her daily serving of cocaine of her adorable cat girlfriend's big fluffy toes, and thus quickly finds herself agonizingly entangled in an immensely elaborate and painful get-rich-quick scheme for her and her fellow band members to join the infamous Joe Chin business. Needless to say, hilarity ensues.