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An inventor who is always looking at new ways to make loud noises has come up with a plan to fart at France.

Colin Furze, who has been in the Guinness Book of Records three times, plans to fire his machine at France tomorrow.

In a Youtube video announcing his plan, Mr Furze said: "People are always saying 'I would hate to live next to you, you make too much noise' and it's fair to say, I do make a bit of noise and I do do the odd silly thing from time to time.

"But never mind my neighbours, what about the country's neighbours, The French.

"Let's see if we can make a noise that they can hear. The loudest thing I've ever made is a pulse jet. I'm going to make the biggest pulse jet I've ever made, I'm going to take it down to the White Cliffs of Dover, point it towards France, see if they can listen."

He adds that because the noise 'sounds like a fart from a distance' he is going to house it behind a 'giant bum'.

Among his previous inventions, Mr Furze has created a flame-throwing scooter.

And last year, he adapted a conventional electric model into a petrol-engined speedster.

It’s reached an astonishing 69mph – NINE times faster than an average mobility scooter, which glides along at just 8mph.