CHAPTER 1: Humble Beginnings

It was a day like any other, Waluigi was relaxing at the local tropical smoothie cafe, Toad's Fruity Sauce for three straight hours after buying one $2.30 slushee. He was very hairy and in his prime, long and skinny (in both respects). He took up as much space as possible and aired out his musk to all the other patrons in the shop. He would often sniff the atmosphere around him and admire his own scent.

It was an average, mundane day. That is until Waluigi saw his old friend walk through the door. It was Gene, from The Emoji Movie™! Waluigi hadn't seen him in ages! "Didn't he move to the Carribean?" Waluigi thought to himself. Gene noticed Waluigi in the corner of the room, the furthest from anyone. Either this Waluigi's choice or the affect his musk had on people; too hot to handle all at once. The round yellow fucker's eyes widened and he all but ran to Waluigi's table.

"Waluigi! It's so good to see you again!" said Gene. "How have you been these past few years?"

Waluigi answered in his shrill voice, "WAH good! I really cleaned my life up and got a steady job selling vacuum cleaners, then I amassed a small fortune after investing in Shroomcoin before the bubble so I don't have to work so since you wont see me going to work in this story and that way i can afford to pay for my house withour doing anything and thats why"

"Aw shit nice." Answered Gene cooly, because he was an emoji and emojis are cool. "After making a living off of royalties form my self help books I moved to the tropics but that got boring so I came back here for a short while. How do you keep yourself busy?"

"I have an illegal sex dungeon." responded Waluigi. Waluigi was either in his sex dungeon or spying up the lil boi pussy over in the playground at the middle school next to the cafe.

Gene was instantly aroused, wanting nothing more than for Waluigi to fill his slutty yellow sellout holes with his long skinny purple penis. "WOW!" Gene exclaimed "I've always been curious about sex dungons! Could you show me?"

An ear to ear grin appeared on Waluigi's face. He had been wanting to stuff that curvy round little bitch since they met. "Sure thing! Let me get the keys to my van and we'll be on our way." He reached into his pants and pulled his keys out from his crotch. The key's teeth yanked and pulled at his greasy black pubes, never shaved since they started growing on him at the ripe old age of eight. Waluigi essentially had a dick afro. As he lifted the keys into the air outside his tight black overalls the musky, manly smell of unwashed man penis creeped into the air and the entire cafe was filled with his scent. The patrons eyes widened, some gagged from excitement, not disgust they were excited shit the fuck up Karen dick smell is sexy not gross its manly why do women always find me gross im a cool guy i write sexy stories see? fuck

They both got into the van and tore out of the parking lot, scraping a parked car in the process. Gene sucked Waluigi's dick head through the end of his pant leg, because it was so long that it Waluigi would often have to tuck it into his sock. The two could barely contain their excitement for what was to come.