Original Air date: December 2nd, 2019

Caption: Paul and Jacob watched Creed.Scoopmail.jockvsnerd.

Running time: 1:32 (92 minutes)

Recording location: Matt's house.

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Topics Edit

Matt talks about the reason for recording at his house. It's Paul's birthday. Matt describes a vegan food-based event that aggravates Paul. All land is covered by the Blood of the Ancients (episode title) that prevents everything from being truly vegan.

Paul talks about catching a swordfish in the ociean and getting it cooked into ceviche.

A Fake Commercial for Beet Off Mayonnaise

A production meeting jingle is played about why there's a cutoff for ordering the sweatshirts.

The hosts talk about how twitter user Slakingfool got banned from facebook for posting cartoon ballsacks.

Jacob talks about his knee pain after laying carpet.

A Fake Commercial for Alex Rodriguez's cut of Hustlers that is taken over by a Beet Mayonnaise provider.

SJ bought a washer and dryer when Jacob took her to Home Depot to buy a lightbulb.

Scoopmail Edit

Some Scoop sends in a Wait, he did what?? story about someone in his World of Warcraft clan that got arrested for real child porn.

Neil sends in a story about having a construction accident and when he had a stove leave-on story.

XGDFalcon gets on the Mic and tells a failed construction story.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosions theme is played. Sarah Boyle sends in a Jock vs. Nerd.

Characters and Bits Edit

Your body is immune to your own shit

Beet Mayonnaise from New Scandinavian Cooking

Redoing Pranks puns with Shanks

The NBA Jam announcer that doesn't user proper grammar



Episode art by twitter user @slakingfool.