~10/1/2015 NEWS~



Young student Rohan Okojokamolokabajibby was reported "Stealing drawing tablets from Staples" late at night last night,

and is currently drawing with it, fending off police at the same time. We cannot seem to distract him from what he says to be

"Doing the Impossible" by being a better artist then his friend, Nick Jokolokigoyopapishi after being outdone by one of his recent

works. He has killed over 400 police men trying to stop him, and has lost lost the slightest sense of determination since Nick's

latest art was released to DeviantART! We are currently sending in a swarm of 30 tanks and- NO WAY! LIVE NOW, HE HAS JUST

TAKEN OUT EVERY TANK WITH JUST ONE DEVASTATING STARE - AND HE IS RIGHT BACK TO WORK! No... one... ONE OF THE TANKS

IS BEING HURLED THIS WAY!! NO IT'S GOING TO--



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