Dearest ****, This is your Secret Santa speaking. Well actually this is the voice inside your head reading this letter.

Included in this box are items that may seem quite random, but in reality took weeks of preparation and research to assemble. Together they tell a story. A story about a man named **** who signed up for a Secret Santa on Reddit.

I present to you the following:

1) A highlighter- as an engineering student, you need to separate the gold from the dirt. This highlighter will help you focus on what is important in your studies.

2) A Carabineer-This tool is used for rock climbers to fasten ropes to their harness and scale dangerous mountainsides. Life is a lot like climbing a mountain, and this carabineer symbolizes the climb you must endeavor to reach your goals.

3)Mini Flashlight with built in mini-screw set-The flashlight represtent the light at the end of the tunnel for when you graduate your program. The screws represent the technical skills you will have as an engineer to help solve the worlds problems.

4)Keychain-I got this for free and I thought I'd throw this in.

5)Grammy Rap Nominees 2000-Unwind with the soulful yet gangsta jams from 2000, as selected by the Grammy Award Nominations panel.

6)Seashell Necklace-She sells seashells by the sea shore because she's a whore.

7) Vancouver 2010 sticker-Relive the 2010 games with this sticker.

8) Philosophy book- Take a break from all the technical science you've been studying and expand your mind to the world of philosophical writing.

9)Five Four T-Shirt-Look cool and snazzy with this snappy T-shirt.

10) Toy Robot- This toy represents the robot you will eventuall build and engineer to take over the world.

Merry Christmas.

PS. If you get a girl knocked up there at your college out of wedlock, I will drive up there to Ol'Miss and cut off your penis.