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In an astonishing collision of seemingly unrelated things that cements my theory that we’re living in the weirdest possible reality, a Western Australian woman has been arrested for possession of a drug-use implement.

Not just any old bit of paraphernalia, either – this one is a bong, made out of a baby bottle, with a swastika on it.

Just when you thought you had seen it all.. LPT3 in Banksia Grove. #fb pic.twitter.com/SfzplrSvu0 — Wanneroo Police (@WannerooPolice) June 25, 2017

That’s… a lot going on.

Wanneroo Police senior sergeant Simon Hazel told 7 News that it was “certainly not something we see every day.“

“With anyone who has substance abuse issues, they do anything to satisfy their addiction. They turning everything into a smoking implement. It doesn’t surprise us.”

It has surprised some people, however:

They start em young in the grove — Steve Marr (@perthsteve) June 25, 2017

Someone makes a bong and you reckon the value of your house drops? Are you fkn high? #getofftheweed #getofftwitter — Brodie Bruce (@BrodieBruce7) June 26, 2017

Trump made them do it! — putrid human (@putrid_human68) June 26, 2017

The Baby’s First Bong (Nazi variant) was found in a home in Banksia Grove, when police went to investigate an “unrelated matter“.

One woman was arrested. No word as of yet on whether any racist babies have also been taken into custody.

Source: 7 News.

Image: Twitter / @WannerooPolice.