1. At least one of your friends has an amazing, suburban-sized backyard (and if you’re really lucky, it’s you).

2. ...And if not, you just go to Il Bambino and hang out in the garden all summer.

3. Going to the airport is the easiest thing ever. Enjoy your $50 cab ride, Manhattanites. We’ll just jump on the Select Bus with our MetroCard.

4. Oh, and we have a Costco. So we can buy all the wheels of cheese.

5. And blueberries. And pineapples. And avocados.