A chap called Rob Joyce has taken the unlikely alibi provided by the two murder suspects in the Salisbury poisoning case and done this with it.

They came from Russia, had a thirst for knowledge,

Liked their spires, were passing Wiltshire College

That’s where I

Caught their eye

All their texts back home were encoded,

Said they knew the way from the station…blindfolded

I said fine

And in 30 seconds time they said — Rob Joyce (@RobJoyce156) September 13, 2018

WE WANT TO SEE A COMMON STEEPLE

WE’LL FLY TO SEE WHAT EVER COMMON STEEPLES DO

BUT IF THERE’S SLUSH NEAR THAT COMMON STEEPLE

I’LL TURN BACK FROM THAT COMMON STEEPLE

LIKE YOU DO — Rob Joyce (@RobJoyce156) September 13, 2018

It’s a deadly serious business of course but you have to take light wherever you can find it right now.

Pulp Fiction — Rob Joyce (@RobJoyce156) September 13, 2018

Rob shall lead us now. https://t.co/v0kIJGh1tU — Stephen Daisley (@JournoStephen) September 13, 2018

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