Partners in Crimes

Against Humanity

We met during a rare moment – a White House press briefing. He caught my attention the moment he shouted “fake news!” to no one in particular. It only took a few minutes for us to realize our shared passion of our right to absolute superiority based on nothing but the color of our skin. We went for drinks right after, and the next morning when I walked into my office I found a card from Stephen asking me out. He signed it with his name and an acronym that I believe stood for “Katie, Katie, Katie.” Since that day, unlike migrant families at the border, we became inseparable.