Emilio: Oh my god. If I have to repair another shitty broken sink again, I’ll scream.

Things are not going so well.

Emilio: WE ARE SO POOR.

Meanwhile, little miss pregnantpants here still hasn’t told her darling hubby that there will be another drain on their finances.

Amelia: Absolutely nothing can go wrong with this situation

Emilio: The light which once grew in me flickers dim and dark

Amelia: Babies!

Emilio: Wait what

Emilio: We can’t afford WINDOWS. How are we going to afford a kid?

Amelia: Yeah, yeah, you mentioned…are you crying?

Emilio: NO

Emilio: Oh my god we cannot be parents

Amelia: Maybe if you’d wrapped your ding-dong, we wouldn’t be in this situation.

Emilio: Oh my god. What if the baby hates us?

Amelia: It probably will one day

And now: ADVENTURES IN PREGNANCY

PUKING

TRYING TO GET THE TASTE OF PUKE FROM YO GUMS

WISHING IT AWAY

Amelia: Why?

Emilio: Why what?

Amelia: Just why?

Amelia: Can we just not be pregnant?

Bit late for that, sweet cheeks

Also, PREGNANCY SUIT, ACTIVATE

Dungarees, yo.

Amelia: I’m fat

Emilio: You’re not fat, you’re pregnant

Amelia: I miss alcohol. And Sushi. And being able to wear slammin booty shorts

Emilio: I miss that too

SUDDENLY

He freaked out for a bit then went to watch TV

Amelia took a bath

Then

Emilio: Did we…buy that?

Amelia: A social worker gave us it.

Emilio: Because we’re poor?

Amelia: Because we’re poor.

Amelia: Oh my god it’s happening

Emilio: K bye

POOF BABY

His name is Cadeon Reaves

The next few days are rough

Emilio: Oh my god I can feel my brain

But they do okaaaaaayyyy?

The social workers nearly get called a couple of times because the baby nearly starved to death but it’s fiiiine

Lovely sweet touching family moment ruined by their friend Top Gun Girl over here

Top gun girl: FEEL THE BURN

Some stuff happened like someone got promoted to something

THEN POOF

Cadeon grew up into a squinty grey eyed version of his dad

He’s a Geek and wants to be a Social Butterfly. Which is something that when i was a kid would neverrrr happennnn

Neato

More importantly

FUCKING WINDOWS

WOOOOOOOO

Emilio: Can I make dad jokes now?

Cadeon: Could you not?

Just look at his squinty face. He’s going to either blossom into maturity or be the weirdest looking person ever. PLEASE let it be just a weird kid face

Emilio: This painting represents the emotions of loneliness and sadness in my soul

Cadeon: Shhhhhhh-ut up, dad.