Having, through "a Facebook contest," effected a coup against the rightful mayor of Forney, Texas, 11-year-old despot Caroline Gonzalez chose to immediately flaunt her power by changing the name of the town's "Main Street" to "Justin Bieber Way."

When asked why, Gonzalez said "We must meet head-on every challenge of the bourgeoisie in the ideological field and use the new ideas, culture, customs, and habits of the proletariat to change the mental outlook of the whole of society. Also I just really like Justin Bieber and I thought it would be cool if we had a street in our town named after him."

Gonzalez's dream was not to be: Her brief and terrible reign ended on Tuesday with the triumphant return of Mayor Darren Rozell, thus beginning what historians now call the "Forney Restoration." Gonzalez's fate is unknown; history, as always, will be the final judge.

[KDAF]