There's a lingering mood encircling Croatia, clinging to the air like a layer of pollution stratifying the top of a stagnant pond.

This is the aftermath of last week's dinner party from Hell, which saw Vegas Diana parachuted in by Jamie, landing smack-bang in the centre of the table, bottom-first in the taramasalata.

Attempting to cheer Sam up with bacon sandwiches, Miles grills him on what the situation is with Diana and Habbs after the aforementioned disaster.

Habbs clash: There's a lingering mood encircling Croatia, clinging to the air like a layer of pollution stratifying the top of a stagnant pond

Sam admits that he's not bothered in the slightest about Diana, and only kept in touch with her because Whatsapp is free across the globe. Had this been 1999, that poor girl wouldn't have received one single text.

Mark Francis and Victoria are sauntering around a 17th Century fortress, seemingly with the view to make a cheeky purchase. 'It’s nice they have a prison here,' Victoria observes. 'You can lock up the people you don't like.'

Victoria isn't kidding anyone. She won't even go on RightMove to peruse a property unless there's a prison, dungeon and a dumb waiter.

Diana pops round to Sam's villa to ask him why he didn't leap to her defense when she was publicly shaming him and all his friends at the dinner party. She also wants to know why he has ignored her since. She also wants to know why he took her on a date the other night and hasn't asked her out again.

In the firing line: This is the aftermath of last week's dinner party from Hell, which saw Vegas Diana parachuted in by Jamie, landing smack-bang in the centre of the table, bottom-first in the taramasalata

Sam struggles to answer this, but informs her she got on whatever plane Jamie chartered for no real reason as he prefers Habbs.

'She seems like a shallow chick,' Diana declares, as if she is the sane one in all of this.

Elsewhere, Harry is admitting to Melissa that, yes, he did say that stuff about her being 'Miss Right Now' and 'Whatever happening in Vegas staying in Vegas'. Melissa isn't that bothered, more irked that he didn't admit to it around the dinner table to presumably wipe the slightly confused pout off Diana's face.

Tabitha's been chatting to Diana too. It transpires Sam promised her the world - London, Croatia, Mykonos... a glittering reality TV career with sponsored Instagram ads coming out of her ears.

Habbs is so furious that she simply has no other choice but to invite Diana to share an awkward bottle of rosé. Diana uses the opportunity to tell Habbs that she and Sam were in 'constant contact' since Vegas and that he referred to her as his 'girlfriend' and his 'bird'.

Sam clearly meant this in a flirty, 'bants' kind of way, and Diana really needs to get a grip. But he gets the chance to clear matters up himself because Habbs has invited him to help them polish off that rosé. 'Do you copy and paste your messages to girls?' asks Habbs, which, in this century, is just an effective way to romance people.

Sam insists that he only kept in 'constant contact' with Diana because it was the polite thing to do. Since when did dating become a polite practice?

Sam, you should have arranged to see Diana again, waited for the day to come and for her to message you asking where you're meeting, read the message, ignored it, left her crying hysterically over her iPhone and never spoken to her again, like a normal person.

Wow: Attempting to cheer Sam up with bacon sandwiches, Miles grills him on what the situation is with Diana and Habbs after the aforementioned disaster

Back at the villa, there's a volleyball game in full swing. Mytton and Miles are seen lifting themselves out of the water only to be totally, 100 percent, bone dry in the next shot. 10 points for effort to Miles, however, for at least trying to pat himself down a bit.

Harry stops by to have a word with Jamie and ask why, precisley, he wasted his BA club points to fly Diana over to ruin his life.

'Are you still chaperoning Diana?' Harry asks him, as if Jamie is keeping watch over her at Bring Your Child To Work Day.

Jamie explains that he wanted to 'create a stage for Harry's demise' and says he's sorry Melissa 'has to deal with him every day'. He then tends to his dangerously overdone fish.

They all go to some drinks party and Harry’s looking gaunter by the second. The stress is really getting to him, only made worse when Melissa starts having a row with Habbs about the whole thing.

Scenic: Mark Francis and Victoria are sauntering around a 17th Century fortress, seemingly with the view to make a cheeky purchase. 'It’s nice they have a prison here,' Victoria observes. 'You can lock up the people you don't like

She is so fuming with Habbs that she calls her Sophie. That's like calling Proudlock Oliver, you see.

There’s some sort of B-story going on about how Liv lost at volleyball and so has to do a forfeit. This makes no sense as she was on a team of at least four, so why she has to do the forfeit on her own is anyone's guess.

Even weirder is the decision that her forfeit should be to do a dance class. What happened to the days of making people eat a scotch bonnet? Or getting people to call a stranger, say 'it's done but there's blood everywhere' and then hanging up?

Sam asks Habbs over to his villa and tells her he wishes he could 'delete Diana' from his life - which sounds like it should be a Michael Jackson song.

Outrage: Back at the party, Melissa is having it out with Jamie who tries to clear the air with her by telling her that she 'hasn't had a voice in months' and that 'Harry speaks for her'

Oh dear: Jamie and Harry have a tense discussion during their break

Back at the party, Melissa is having it out with Jamie who tries to clear the air with her by telling her that she 'hasn't had a voice in months' and that 'Harry speaks for her.'

Diana and Miles seem to have hit it off. They're dancing as the sun beats down on the party. The sun then sets and they're still dancing in the precise same spot. This is shortly interrupted by Harry, who wants a word with her to suggest she and Melissa make friends. Really good idea that Harry.

Sam then reveals he'll be going back to England to think about what he's done (hopefully not on the same chartered aircraft as Diana) which at least one person always has to do during an MIC summer season so they can return again... having not changed at all.