By now, we’ve all seen it: that video of Donald Trump’s hair attempting to launch itself from the back of his head. It’s inspired plenty of jokes, as well as completely sincere hair-care advice) from concerned citizens—but on Wednesday, Jimmy Kimmel took things one step further by enlisting professional hairstylists to sound off on the president’s perplexing ‘do. The reviews, as one might expect, were not tremendous.

Said one stylist, “Someone did not glue that down tight enough!” Another murmured, through laughter, “That’s a bad weave.” Two compared the back of Trump’s head to animal derrières: one offered that it “looks like the backside of a dog,” while the other went a bit more exotic, saying, “That looks like ostrich butt. That looks like the behind of an ostrich.” Other comments included: “Um, it’s bad”; “It’s awful”; “It’s that monster from The Goonies.” Their recommendations? One said she’d “shave the whole head,” while another insisted, “Pomade. Lots of pomade . . . Maybe four or five cans, slicked down to the skin.”

Kimmel wasn’t the only comedian who couldn’t help but joke about the president’s hair Wednesday. Seth Meyers devoted a new segment, “Let’s Get Petty,” to the moment the world saw Trump’s scalp. He riffed on the reveal for a solid minute:

“Wow, dude,” Meyers said. “Well, I guess there’s one draft you couldn’t dodge. Hey, Trump, where are you going? Bald? And you thought CNN was giving you bad coverage. It’s like a mullet, except nobody showed up to the party in the back. This explains why he’s so intent on keeping the coal industry alive; look what wind does to him! I’ve seen more hair on a sonogram. You spend so much time lying in bed that you have no hair on the back of your head; this is literally what happens to babies. It’s like on Let’s Make a Deal, when you open Door No. 1 and there’s nothing there.”