If you choose this option, you will receive the $1000 promo package AND (limited to FIRST 5 donors within a 60 mile radius of Worcester, MA) I will come to your house and cook a suckling pig for you (on a date that is mutually agreeable) and ten of your closest friends, supply you with a pony keg of locally brewed malt beverage and we just might get Grade “A” Fancy to perform a set of raucous musical mayhem for you as well.

2K+ outside of the 60 mile radius, 1K package and additional bonus’ to be determined (open to negotiation)

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