GET IN THE SPACESHIP LOSERS WE’RE GOING TO SAVE THE GALAXY

Let’s start off taking a look at what Jfu 2 would have looked like if imported without change to ME 2:

And now, I would like you all to meet our new star, Jfu 3:

We started out this series as a black man, and have since turned into the most ghostly pale looking dude I’ve seen in the game.

And here’s starting stats:

I’ve done the escape from Earth and Mars missions. Both of those pretty much follow the script no matter what dialogue you pick, so there’s not much to talk about in the way of craziness yet. But the madness shall soon come. Soooooooooooooon.