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Cashier: Anything else, Miss? Boopsie: Um... what are those pieces of white stain? Cashier: They're souvenir swatches, honey! Cut from one of Elvis' personal stage scarves! Boopsie: Could I see one? Cashier: A great buy! At five bucks, you won't find a better deal anywhere in Memphis! Boopsie: What are those little spots. Cashier: Those, Miss, are Elvis' personal sweat stains. Boopsie: Oh, gross! Can they be dry cleaned out?