You OK, bro? Here’s James Comey’s response to the news that Robert Mueller found that the 2016 Trump campaign did not collude with Russia:

Hilarious:

It’s like a parody account:

Like why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 24, 2019

But real:

It’s like that satire of Beto’s blog but it’s also real https://t.co/QlV1PuEk06 — Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) March 24, 2019

This is like The Onion. https://t.co/ikj6p4hd2O — Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) March 24, 2019

Slate’s April Glaser wonder if Comey is high:

when the edible kicks in https://t.co/Y6Kba9BJ1H — april glaser (@aprilaser) March 24, 2019

We assume this is a “can’t see the forest for the trees” analogy, but the former FBI director just looks lost:

Someone is lost in the woods. https://t.co/B3Qw8OP1os — Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) March 24, 2019

Here’s Amy Brown, social media director for Tom Steyer’s Need To Impeach group, saying what we’re all thinking:

shut up — amy brown (@arb) March 24, 2019

And congratulation on the worst tweet in the history of Twitter:

He’s done it. The worst tweet in the history of the platform. https://t.co/AqG0quA2l2 — Tim Miller (@Timodc) March 24, 2019

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