I am tired of the name SuperMega. We are tired of the name SuperMega. We deserve a name we can proudly chant in public to express our love to our two soy boys, Ryan “The Man” Magee and Matt “The Other One” Watson. Smegma is the perfect name for this purpose. It stands out when said in a sentence, it already has a preexisting meaning (unlike SuperMega [Like tf does that mean?]), and finally is much easier (and tastier) to say. We hope higher ups at SuperMega Inc. see our need for change in this, let's be honest, dying community. Smegma is the way to go. Let's all shout "We want Smegma and we want it now." I can see it now. All of the wonderful merchandise and billboards with Smegma proudly displayed upon them (along with the actual word “Smegma”.) We shall shout from the rooftops, “Ryan Magee and Matt Watson, Give us smegma and give it to us now!”