me: rose quartz is fat

fatphobes: UM NO HER DRESS MAKES HER STOMACH SIZE REALLY UNCLEAR–



me: she’s confirmed XXL and her arms are really clearly fat

fatphobes: NO UM FROM CERTAIN ANGLES SHE–

me: she has a roll when she bends over

fatphobes: *panicked screaming*

me: there is 0% chance she doesn’t have cellulite

fatphobes: *flesh melts off their faces like in raiders of the lost arc*

