Clueless Americans signed a fake petition calling for a ban on physical cash in favor of digital currency, in a recent video from social commentator Mark Dice.

“People are using cash to buy things and we’re not able to track them and trace them, and so it’s time to move to an all-digital currency,” Dice explained to one man who had already begun signing the petition.

Indeed, most beachgoers displayed little hesitation in signing their names and birthdates to the petition seeking to bring about a cashless society.

With little effort, Dice was even able to garner a man’s signature despite him having reservations about how the move to digital cash would hinder his purchasing power.

“Just to help move America forward,” Dice encouraged the man, who was already signing the petition. “Just to help keep everybody safe. This will help to encourage everyone’s purchases are tracked and traced and databased just to make sure they’re not buying things they shouldn’t be buying.”

“Well, maybe I like buying things I shouldn’t be buying,” the man told Dice after he’d already signed the petition.

“Well, we’re gonna put an end to that,” Dice tells the man, who walks away and acknowledges by saying, “OK.”

“Trying to move to a cashless society for the New World Order,” Dice tells another signatory, whose friend eagerly waits to sign.

The move to a cashless society has accelerated alongside the prevalence of smart phones, with some experts predicting phone payments to replace cash within a decade.

As documented by Infowars editor Paul Joseph Watson, governments across the globe have also done their part to lead their populations toward a one-world currency.

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