A tweet by user @corihealey is going viral, and for good reason. Not only is it a lesson in relationship red flags, it’s also one in how not to cook a chicken. Mainly, don’t not season it. Or, go at least one step further than just throwing some filets straight from the packaging onto a baking pan, no parchment paper or aluminum foil or nothing.

It’s offensive, is what it is. And the Baltimore resident decided to share her woes with all of Twitter by tweeting out the following picture, and captioning it “Y’all wanna get upset by the lack of seasoning on my boyfriends roommates chicken with me.”

Y’all wanna get upset by the lack of seasoning on my boyfriends roommates chicken with me pic.twitter.com/R72oHmAf3G — Anustart (@corihealey) January 8, 2019

Why yes, of course Twitter did! Getting upset about other people’s life choices is what the platform is best at (though in this case, it’s deserved).

The Atlantic staff writer—yes, a real journalist—Jemele Hill advocated for immediate deportation.

No offense, but your boyfriend’s roommate gotta be deported IMME-JUT-LY. https://t.co/bQwPnCfnSr — Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) January 8, 2019

People expressed legitimate sadness at this wasted poultry life.

Vegans Meat eaters

?

This bird died in vain https://t.co/86r0D8UNxs — kuribucha (@Shower_Capy) January 8, 2019

Colonel Sanders didn’t die for this https://t.co/BmlzbjZEIu — Adam Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) January 8, 2019

This bird wasn’t sacrificed for this foolishness https://t.co/VKv10giQNT — Torrey Smith (@TorreySmithWR) January 8, 2019

Some couldn’t even stand to look at it any longer.

Delete this please https://t.co/uTJdsQEBxu — luka fallback sabbat (@whoisluka) January 8, 2019

“Is this even legal?” we wondered.

“Hello 911, i’d like to report a crime on the TL...yes it is food related” https://t.co/PbviA9bMxI — Andrien Gbinigie (@EscoBlades) January 8, 2019

The concern was palpable.

This is a major red flag and baby...you in danger girl! Get out while you can! https://t.co/ycFbJOHf8i — Kalen Allen (@TheKalenAllen) January 8, 2019

As was the discomfort:

This is making me physically uncomfortable for multiple reasons https://t.co/v5qVihQFes — TS Burrito ? (@kaidiablo) January 8, 2019

And the confusion.

I’m almost impressed that it looks both cooked AND raw somehow — A Gritless Bitch (@KhoiTus) January 8, 2019

I thought these were sea conches. https://t.co/osr4ZfNowL — ?♥️??? ?????♥️? (@TheAquariusBIG) January 8, 2019

Y’all might as well had just cooked some water and threw in on a plate https://t.co/RTJyM1qWzW — Casey (@LeanandCuisine) January 8, 2019

Dictionary.com Twitter chimed in with some customary sass:

Chicken out. To refrain from doing something because of fear or cowardice.



See also: What one might do when presented with the following. https://t.co/SdC1BfdtUU https://t.co/EO0zVZdu8Y — Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) January 8, 2019

No, you’re not the only one. I too am highly upset over this fact.

Am i the only one just as upset they didn’t put some aluminum foil under it so it doesn’t ruin the pan? https://t.co/fRHJtf0gUG — (((Justise, Jorty, and Mr. PoopyBamhole))) (@Justise_n_Jorty) January 8, 2019

Not even aluminum foil on the tray- pic.twitter.com/0a0Nj5Qy5g — Caolicolor (@CaolicolorArt) January 8, 2019

VERY, VERY UPSET.

This isn’t a “lack of seasoning,” it’s a damn absence of seasoning. Also who puts chicken DIRECTLY on a baking sheet?! Where’s the foil?! https://t.co/CQkj7l6PcR — Rahul Lal (@rlal95) January 8, 2019

People who cook straight on the pan with no foil are serial killers https://t.co/MCjGwNpbuH — Keely (@keelynstl) January 8, 2019

Unlike the chicken, the burns on this failed “dish” were endless and creative.

That chicken’s ring tone is “Sweet Caroline” — JD Cannon (@JamaulCannon) January 8, 2019

This chicken just asked for the manager https://t.co/PuhfK4hRbb — Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) January 8, 2019

i just sprinkled chopped sage on my laptop screen. https://t.co/di78Cjw8Jp — Zeddy (@Zeddary) January 8, 2019

this chicken wants you to know it has a black friend and it voted for obama https://t.co/udb3B6fpXy — Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) January 8, 2019

this chicken's thoughts on the president were just featured in the New York Times https://t.co/dSS0ATcGd6 — maura quint (@behindyourback) January 8, 2019

are you really telling me those aren’t lungs that have never smoked before?????? https://t.co/3QFFnKIYgr — aubrey casey (@itsonlyaubrey) January 8, 2019

The world may be trash, but at least we have tweet replies like this to keep us going. More of this in 2019, please!