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UNFORTUNATE MENU ITEMS FROM CRUSTBUSTERS, OUR NOW-DEFUNCT PIZZA PARLOR

Bloody Knuckles: So named because a fight breaks out over the last slice! And also because we don’t rly know how to use a mandolin slicer.

POLLOck: Strips of chicken strewn everywhere. (Sorry, pizza not included.)

The Greek: Artichoke, Feta, and Kalamata olives on a delicious white pizza. Served with a side of insolvency.

Ham? We don’t remember what that meat was and we already threw out the package.

Harriet left me: Red and green bell peppers, sun-dried tomato, garlic, teardrops and angst smothered over our homemade red sauce!

Back of the House is Plastered: Therreee kindz of cheerses plus egg or soemthing. Tell u wat, its on the hous1!!$

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