There's a noble new girl in Spoons and she has everybody talking. Stunningly friendly and devastatingly angry, all the boys want her. However, Kanaya Maryam has a secret - she's a malicious vampire.

Karkat Vantas is an articulate, strong boy who enjoys being angry. He becomes fascinated by Kanaya who can stop cars with her bare hands. He doesn't understand why she's so standoffish.

His best friend, a smart catgirl called Nepeta, helps Karkat begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the jade green, enchanted chainsaw.

When bodies start turning up all over Spoons, Karkat begins to fear the worst. The catgirl urges her to report Kanaya to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?

He may resist Kanaya's bite, but can he resist her charms?

Will he be caught kissing with the vampire?