GRANDMA: I'd like an order of chicken strips.

CZAR: We don't have chicken strips. We have chicken tenders.



GRANDMA: How are those not the same thing?

CZAR: I don't know. I hate that I've spent time pondering this very question, and yet am no closer to having an answer. I hate myself for being in a position that I have to explain all of this to you.



GRANDMA: Well, at least somebody besides me hates you.

CZAR: Thank you for sharing your catharsis with us today.



