Foreword — I don’t care about those who complain about my methodologies in dealing with trolls; I’m doing this for the vulnerable girls and women out there who have encountered online harassment. I do this in the hope that they can see how ridiculous and pathetic these trolls really are, behind all that misogyny and bravado.

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So what happened after my Icelandic troll baby, Gudjon Valur Omarsson (I’m going to call him my little trollkin from now on), posted his profile photo and encouraged me to reshare it?

“Trollkin”

I did what he said and reshared it, of course. These are only some of the comments that were posted —

That’s a beautiful shirt he’s wearing. Do they make it for men? I am severely attracted to his 2 pet caterpillars, Jackie ! Oh .. are those his eyebrows ? Oops , sorry , my bad !! Did he say 12? Oh he’s such a spunk. What are you on about? Pml how old is this kid to be making suck connotations and comments like that? He doesn’t even know what’s down his pants yet. Anyway don’t stoop to his level. Let your followers and lovers comment, like me. I love a bit of confrontation now and again, especially when people judge and don’t know you from a bar of soap. #uglymotherfuckertakealookatyourselfinthemirrorbeforeyoupassjudgement To be fair to him, maybe girls in Iceland like his caterpillar eyebrows ! He probably can’t “pay attention” to your recipes because he’s too thick to follow instructions. In Holland they would call him a “dumb blond”. In England they would call him Cornish pasty face. Do you think he’s scared to pluck his eyebrows because he would look even more like a girl then? How does he fit through doors with a head that swollen? He is attractive if you rank him backwards with a score is 0 and that is being kind. Lol. Does he really look like that? Maybe he’s catfishing!!! ;) Aww +Jackie M he is a little cutie ask him if he is willing to help you with your son ; p Little boys in their parents basements shouldn’t be online. Looks like a girl ;) AND a unibrow?? It’s manicured, but a unibrow indeed! Ummm, he did say ‘attractive’? Or did I misread? 😂😂 trolls will be trolls. Keep putting them on blast +Jackie M I guess “attractive” in Icelandic must mean “dude looks like a lady” This bluehead +gudjón is obviously “Not really a Lorna Jane model…” -.- Plus, you sure this dude doesn’t have ovaries? 😂 Why is he talking about how handsome he is and sending people pictures. He sounds needy… :D They are misogynists…exposing themselves….in public… Just another male who thinks he has the right to tell a female what to do. Stand up to bullies. This is appalling. Big lesson to learn- if he wants an untarnished reputation, he should be very careful about his electronic footprint. Being cocky and making misogynistic remarks is not a clever trail to leave behind. Some children like to learn the hard way. You are doing the right thing with naming and shaming. We cannot let these trolls think that they can have freedom of speech without freedom of consequence.

Many more comments about his looks which I won’t reshare here, but you get the idea.

Remember the link to the video he sent me, that he’s appeared in? He told me to reshare that too —

So I commented on HIS video to tell the channel owner what he’s been calling me. The video production company, EPOS — https://vimeo.com/epos — deleted my comment instead of responding, which is just plain lazy, no? Lord knows I always respond to comments on my videos ;)

Trollkin freaked out when he saw what I did, called me crazy, and accused me of “editing” his comments to make him look worse than he really is. No, sweetheart, I edited for brevity so people don’t fall asleep reading your little essays.

I had asked him the previous day how he would feel if his mom or sister were being attacked for their looks just for sharing their creativity with the world; no response. This time I asked him for his mom’s contact details so I could send her the transcripts of our chats.

In trollkin’s logic, giving him a taste of his own medicine makes me an overreacting, crazy hypocrite.

In case you’ve forgotten my reference point, the U.N. determined in this report — http://www.unwomen.org/en/digital-library/publications/2015/9/cyber-violence-against-women-and-girls — that cyber violence includes trolling, and that women are 27 TIMES more likely than men to get attacked online.

The little darling then put out an SOS among his barmy army of gaming buddies. (Probably right after he changed his soiled diapers.)

This ragtag team of Trolling School Dropouts descended on social media to give me their best shots.

MidshipGary made it too easy. I told him it’s “you’re” and “bitch”, actually.

Six hours later (maybe that’s how long it took him to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re”) -

Just in case I missed that comment, he posted the same line on one of my Google+ posts. Here he’s tag-teaming with Betty “forgetton” Fenian —

Clearly, Gary Scott (yes, I know your last name) suffers from a vocabulary deficit. More English lessons for you, Gary. Or maybe THIS is his problem.

I managed to dig up some advice he gave elsewhere on what happens if you get caught with weed, something on which he’s an expert. (Procurator fiscal is what they call a public prosecutor in Scotland. I hope there’s one out there reading this.) —

All that weed must have messed with your vocabulary, Gary Scott of Scotland with a gaming addiction. No spelling bees for you!

(BTW Gary, I’m actually a Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer, so that keyboard problem you posted about four days ago? Call me; I’ll do you a deal.)

More reinforcements came along, because these dateless dudes didn’t know how to handle a woman -

I’m splitting hairs here, but I told Abdul that it’s actually Down Syndrome, not down’s syndrome (common mistake, and I always let this slide except when dealing with idiots like these; remember, I fight dirty).

Trollkin had to step in and defend his under-performing defenders Abdul AND Gary —

I don’t know if he didn’t read my explanation but he felt the need to wiki search John Down. Lol, wasn’t my point, trollkin. Nice little essay though (p.s. see what I mean?? #longwinded).

More baiting efforts from the barmy troll army; all this taking place within the same day of my original post. Unlike Gudjon Valur Omarsson aka trollkin, none of them were brave (or stupid, take your pick) enough to use their real names and/or profile photos —

I replied, thanks very much, no, in fact I’m a Malaysian based in Sydney, Australia. Then — nothing. Turned out Auntie Mable was a one-hit wonder and had no follow-up lines. Shouldn’t quit trolling school so early Mable, you have potential, you just need to work at it.

Again, no profile pic forthcoming. Very disappointed with Rasheed.

“Betty” apparently failed his clown school audition and ended up as a troll-in-training. Hone that craft, “girlfriend”!

Ooh, look, another Viking, just like trollkin! Never mind world exploration and conquest, let’s all hide in mommy’s basement and troll single mothers with disabled babies. Erik the Red would be #soproud.

Noooo…comparing me to a rich, successful, comedian who’s actually funny (unlike you guys)? How dare you, sir!

See the objectification and misogyny in these losers’ comments? You still think I’m overreacting? Remember the statistic I mentioned in my last post ?

5% of trolling victims feel suicidal.

These sociopathic idiots think Gudjon’s comments were harmless and I’m overreacting. Did you read his little essays in their entirety? He’s unrepentant and displays ZERO respect for women. I make no apologies.

I ended up blocking him and his cohorts because of the swearing, which is why YouTube has removed their comments. It’s not because I have anything to hide at my end.

Someone on Twitter (probably one of trollkin’s buddies as well — I can’t be bothered looking into it at the moment) used some stellar logic on this, after alternately accusing me of overblowing this incident, twisting poor trollkin’s words and telling me I’m hurting my reputation (LOL).

It goes like this —

“Ignore the trolls. They WANT the attention. If you give it to them, they win.”

Ignoring the trolls isn’t an option, as I’ve mentioned in my previous post. So, I give them the attention they apparently want, and yet, in doing so,…

“You’re ruining this guy’s reputation!”

So which is it, Captain Confusion?

Since EIGHT of these cowards (not counting that guy on Twitter, some people on Snapchat and someone else here on Medium) had to band together to take me on, I’m inducting them into my 3T HALL OF FAME — (3T=Tiny-Testicled Trolls) —

MidshipGary (aka Gary “pothead” Scott) Abdul Jahlim Auntie Mable Rasheed Krunesh Betty “forgetton” Fenian Sveinbjorna Gunnarsson BillCosbyEatsBabies Gudjon Valur Omarsson

Anyone out there happens to have more information about the people behind these (mostly fake) profiles, please feel free to contact me anytime. Or tell their mommies what they’ve been up to so they get sent to bed without supper. Or diaper changes.