Rokunithology

You can identify the best way to enjoy your shows by listening for the distinctive call: Row-kuuuu, Row-kuuuu!

In times of olde, citizens had to rely on the forest dwellers for entertainment. For example, when a new season of "Cardinal Affairs" began, everyone would walk to the tree in which the cardinal had a nest and listen for the peeping noises. Oh! they'd say. An egg has hatched! And then they would speculate as to the nature of the mother and father of the egg, and if they were Guardsmen of the King, and maybe how they saw some amazing battle between a wizard and a giant and so on. And, in this way, the myths and stories were created for free.

Sadly for us, people demand money for that sort of thing today. But no worries! The Roku 3 lets you watch all your favorite shows over your home network! There's even a USB port so you can view your own movies and images and music if you want. And note the remote? You don't even have to get up!

Which is yet another way you differ from the citizens of the past. Also, you have access to running water and you know a tomato isn't made of devil's blood. We hope.

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