My Secret Santa provided me with a worshiping idol of our lord Cthulhu, praised be his madness.

The idol contains some kind of slot, presumably to insert donations of sanity, coin and blood. I've not yet attempted to donate anything but I can already feel the itch in the back of my head.

I hear his calling. He wants me to tell my Santa: "mglw'nafh fhthagn-ngah cf'ayak 'vulgtmm vugtlag'n"

Which roughly translates to: "You are awesome. Thank you so much for bringing me such a gift, and above everything else, thank you for thinking of me and taking time to appreciate a random unknown human being."

I would rate this gift, 10 mad laughs out of 10. Seriously, Santa, thank you so much.