Not sure what to dress up as for Halloween (or Bay to Breakers, or some random costume party you got roped into) this year? Why not do something a little SF-inspired? We've compiled a list to the best last-minute #BayLove costumes so you can A) not look like a dweeb at the function, and B) show off all that SF pride. Because, well, this city freaking rules.



SHEN YUN





There's no escaping Shen Yun, regardless of how hard you try. So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.





What you need:

Silky fabrics

Something to mold a second pair of legs

Grace

Persistence to make your way into anywhere, no matter how hard people try to avoid you

SALESFORCE TOWER

Via Sunset Sound System





The perfect costume for that one friend who always gets lost on nights out because you'll be able to spot them from almost anywhere.





What you need:

Printed image(s) of the tower

Scissors, glue, tape

The tallest most phallic cardboard box you can find (probably from the new roll-up mattress you got delivered to your house)

The relentless drive to rebrand downtown SF in your own image





PARKING NANNY





Blue button-up



Badges to make you look official



Walkie-Talkie

A desire to instantly ruin everyone's day and piss people off

Prepare to be the most un-liked person at the party! Dress up as San Francisco's evil villain: the parking nanny.





BIRD SCOOTER





Flocking into the city by the thousands? This one's perfect for you and the crew.





What You Need:

Black shirt

Bird logo

Two wheels to attach to your shoes (Heelys would work too)

No sense of organization

No concern for pedestrians or road rules





DIRTY DOG





Because who doesn't like a bacon-wrapped street dog after hitting the bars?





What you need:

Brown morphsuit or onesie

A pink scarf or 2 to wrap around your body

Nice, toasty buns

A cart to push around that accepts Venmo

MUNI/BART





Cardboard box

Construction paper, pens, glue, scissors

No concept of punctuality



SF FUCKBOY

Pop that collar and waltz around like you own the place... because you probably do. (Aren't angel investors great?! Your reinvention of the city bus is totally going to take off.) Congratulations, you are the problem.



What you need: Pair of Ray-Bans or Warby Parkers

Multiple polo shirts

Khaki shorts

Dirty flip flops

An apartment in the Marina

A sense of entitlement



KARL THE FOG Pop that collar and waltz around like you own the place... because you probably do. (Aren't angel investors great?! Your reinvention of the city bus is totally going to take off.) Congratulations, you are the problem.

Because Fogust is a state of mind.



What you need: White/grey tulle

White/grey clothing

An excellent Twitter account

Sharp wit

Because Fogust is a state of mind.

AVOCADO TOAST It's all your fault Millennials can't buy homes, remember that. But seriously, we could eat this every morning. And honestly, we pretty much do.



What you need: Green face paint

Green cardboard cut in the shape of an avocado

A beanie to pin the cardboard to and wear

Green sweater

Brown pants

A $12 price tag

LYFT DRIVER

It's all your fault Millennials can't buy homes, remember that. But seriously, we could eat this every morning. And honestly, we pretty much do. Your Lyft rating may be bad, but at least this costume isn't.

What you need: Giant pink mustache

Speakers and an AUX cord

Gum and mini waters to hand out



BOBA TEA

Pair your sweet personality with this sweet costume. Bonus points if you buy a milk tea while wearing this. *Cue Inception theme music*.



What you need: Khaki top and bottoms

Black circle felt cut-outs

A large cardboard tube for the straw

A sweet smile



Need somewhere to wear it? Check out our Halloween Party Guide. Wanna get pumped? Check out our Pumpkin Patch Guide. Tryna get spooky, too? Check out the Bay's Spookiest Attractions. Pair your sweet personality with this sweet costume. Bonus points if you buy a milk tea while wearing this. *Cuetheme music*.



Everybody gets a ride and no one gets anywhere on time!