We know Sebelius is happy to leave her post as HHS secretary. The White House has been touting the success all week with new enrollment numbers yesterday. Yet questionable, healthcare.gov’s success is measured with 7.5 million people signed up. Now that she’ll probably look for her next job, here are a few we thought she’d be good for:

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Sea World

She’ll be responsible for over seeing the new orca whale show.

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MySpace.com

With the success of 7.5 million users to HealthCare.gov, Myspace will hire her to do the same. Our bet is she wont hire the same web firm.

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VP of Marketing, Coca Cola Co

Lead the campaign to bring back New Coke, tell everybody if they like the original they can keep drinking it

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Blockbuster.com

She’ll be responsible collecting out dated late rental fees.

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Comcast Tech Support

The most hated company in America. Her job will be to over see customer service. Remember, smile through the phone.. [/li]

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Geico

She’ll help the gekko sell more insurance.

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General Motors (GM)

New lead ignition switch engineer.

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Director of the DC DMV

Let’s be honest, anyone would be better than who we have now. Silver Line & H Street streetcar project management director/scheduler would be a good fit too.

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Malaysian airlines

Help find the hidden plane. Middle of the ocean = furthest away from America.

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Microsoft

Since HealthCare.gov is Internet Explorer 6 friendly, she’ll help implement the new start menu in Windows 8.1.

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