“WHO IS IT?!?”

“The missionaries!”

“WHO?!? Speak louder!”

“The MISSIONARIES!”

He must have had the TV on loudly or something . . . apparently he couldn’t hear what we said and jumped to a logical and understandable question . . .

“A BITCH?!?!”

“No! The MISSIONARIES!”

Finally he got up from whatever he was doing and opened the door.

“Hi, we’re the missionaries.”

“Oh . . . well we don’t want that,” and he shut the door.