According to Christianity, God will send an atheist who lived a just, loving, and generous life to hell while sending to heaven a serial rapist/murderer who confessed his sins immediately before execution. It is incumbent on conscientious people everywhere to hunt down this god and kill it.

The story of the Garden of Eden is not so much about the Fall of Man as it is about the Fall of God – for becoming entangled in such foolishness.

Christianity : It doesn’t matter so much how you live your life, it’s whether you believe in a conceived-without-sex god-man zombie and self-propelled astronaut referenced in an ancient, highly-contradictory, politically-compiled book bereft of any original manuscripts that was authored in foreign lands and in foreign languages decades after the fact by unknown non-eyewitnesses, and interpolated and edited for centuries by error-prone, agenda-laden scribes, then manipulatively translated by ardent believers and preached by cherry-picking pastors.

God loves you!!

(but will torture you if you don’t love him back)

Faith is the selling point of a fraudulent product.

Christian theology is incoherent to the point of absurdity. God killing his son so he can forgive our future sin is like me breaking my son’s legs so I can forgive my neighbor in case she ever parks her car on my drive. It is quite ridiculous.

If you have to fight science to defend your faith, it’s a good clue that there is something seriously wrong with your faith.

Christian: Why don’t you believe?

Atheist: Because snakes don’t talk, people don’t turn to salt, seas don’t part, the earth doesn’t stop revolving, whales don’t run hotels, virgins don’t give birth, people don’t walk on water, and dead people don’t come back to life.

Christian: Oh…….I see.

If I can forgive others without killing my child, why can’t God?

God reminds me of a man who gets a puppy, tells it not to pee on the carpet, flies into a rage when it does, hurls it outside to be abandoned forever — and then considers himself the victim.

Signs that you just might be believing in mythology:

If your religion contains one or more of the following:

1: Human or animal sacrifices

2: Moral values that reflect the needs and wants of a specific primitive culture

3: Instructions to hurt, kill or look down on other people

4: Reasons to look down on yourself

5: Encouragement to abandon family ties

6: Scientifically inaccurate statements

7: Magical beings, powers or events that no longer exist

8. A holy book with dubious authorship

9. Threatened punishment for non-followers

10. Elements borrowed from previous mythologies

11. Emphasis on beliefs over actions

12. A deity that expresses human emotions

13. Sexism and misogyny

Buy a Bible, don’t read it, and you will become a Catholic.

Buy a Bible, read what suits you and you will be evangelical.

Buy a Bible, read it, analyze it, reason it … and you will become an atheist

Is Christianity really a religion of love if it promises to bring billions of dead people back to life for the express purpose of exposing them to pain and suffering for eternity?

“Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.”

Stephen Weinberg

A book based on real life wouldn’t have a mud-man, rib-woman, talking snake, impossible flood, impossible boat with 9,000,000 animals, tower to heaven, city’s falling by trumpets, man in a fish belly, talking donkey, dragons. Also threats of hell for those who find such stuff unbelievable.

One major lesson to be learned about determining what to believe and what not to believe can be summed up in a few words- the things that are real can be observed, measured, or demonstrated. To that end, we can say confidently that ghosts, goblins, poltergeists, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, alien abductions, wizards, witches, angels, demons, fairies, and unicorns are not real. And one more we can add to this list: The God of Christianity.

For Christianity to have a fighting chance at legitimacy, at least among people who demand reasonable evidence, the bulk of the New Testament should have been written by Jesus, or his disciples, or by those who accompanied his ministry and witnessed the teachings and miracles. None of these people wrote a single word that now appears in the New Testament. Paul wrote the bulk of it, and, even the gospels, though not written by Paul, were heavily influence by his epistles. Simply put, an evidently psychotic man was the lead architect of Christianity.

The quality of evidence supporting the authenticity of Christian theology is woefully insufficient to legitimize its intent to divide humanity into heaven and hell.

The idea that a person’s eternal destiny could depend upon something as fragile, as accidental, as their religious beliefs, most of which were simply inherited from parents, seemed so ludicrous that only the most gullible and naïve could possibly entertain it.

Generally speaking, when you choose between a tangled weave of complicated and internally-inconsistent rationalizations versus a simple explanation, the latter is likely to be true. God is not real explains everything perfectly.

One day, the Bible might even be viewed as one of the curiosities of a tragic bibliolatrous age, when dependence on a text brought untold misery and stood as an obstacle to human progress. We might then study the Bible as a lesson in why human beings should never again apply special privilege to any book. – Hector Avalos

Christianity is a support group for people who believe God manifested on earth as a Jewish hippy some twenty centuries ago, then killed himself on a cross in order to spare his own creation from his own wrath.

I don’t get my morality from the Bible because it condones stoning people for petty crimes, beheadings, burning people alive, killing children, genocide, holy war, incest, rape, slavery, animal cruelty, polygamy, terrorism, and killing nonbelievers.

Worship is the weakest form of human interaction. It involves a fact-fucking obsequiousness that satisfies neither the worshiper nor the worshipee.

Most religious people are blissfully blind to the fact that they have made a ‘purchase’ without adequate investigation. Too much credit is given to what they were trained to believe and too little consideration is given to what they were trained to disbelieve. So, in the end, we have billions of people living in a state of delusion brought on by their human nature to mindlessly accept what is presented before them.

The only reason that Christians have no problem with their principal symbol being an implement of torture is that they have been enculturated to accept it as a normal element of faith. When viewed outside the milieu of this preconditioned mentality, it is truly disgusting- an absolute travesty of common decency.

The idea of God implies the abdication of human reason and justice; it is the most decisive negation of human liberty, and necessarily ends in the enslavement of mankind, both in theory and practice.

– Michael Bakunin

Unlike the god of the Old Testament, the god of the New Testament is not happy when his enemies lay dead and broken before him. He pursues them into death to inflict never-ending suffering.

If the god of Christianity is real, it is clear that he is not concerned about being detected. And considering that failure to detect him leads one to infinite misery, this god is undoubtedly the most evil figure in the entire universe.

To a recently ‘converted’ atheist, seeing others still believing is similar to an older brother finding out that Santa is fake and seeing his younger brother putting out milk and cookies on Christmas Eve.

The fact is that much of biblical scholarship is a joke, allowing standards of ‘evidence’ that are unacceptable in other areas of historical research. The whole field is based on dubious ‘facts’ much inflated by wishful thinking and built on the quicksand of self-interest with a shared self-delusion masquerading as ‘consensus.’

The absence of miracles is evidence that the god of Christianity does not exist. It is not proof of this assertion. However, there is an opportunity cost because there could be miracles given the existence of God.

It would be like a person saying they swim a lot in the pool at your resort, but every time you have looked at the pool, he is not swimming. Does it mean he is lying?- No. Does it raise the probability that he is lying?- Yes.

A virgin gives birth to a baby, who grows up to be a man who also happens to be the creator of the universe. The man walks on water and talks to demons who obey his orders. The man is killed but comes back to life. Then he flies up into outer space. What part of this does not sound like a fairy tale?

The default position of the Christian god is that EVERYONE is damned to hell from the get go, primed for eternal suffering and punishment UNLESS they do certain specific ego-soothing acts of worship towards this god and then can finally join him to continue this eternal worship in his presence.

I am so impressed that God has communicated so thoroughly and so consistently to all of his followers. They agree on everything, well, except for abortion rights, women leaders, euthanasia, stem-cell research, gay rights, becoming rich, dancing, gambling, drinking, R-rated movies, gun control, birth control, climate change, evolution, literal interpretation of the Bible, the Trinity, Mary’s virginity, and universal health care. Other than those, it it truly impressive how God has communicated to his followers what is right and what is wrong.

Christians don’t have an evidence based view of the world. Their world view is contingent on believing certain things. Period. You or I, we like to believe things if the evidence supports them. But to them, evidence is irrelevant if it contradicts the things they think they need to believe.

Christianity oversells the relationship aspect to the limits of credibility and beyond. There is no rational basis to separate this experience from a child who has an imaginary friend. In both cases it is a one-way conversation with someone you can’t see, hear, or touch, and any return chatter is obviously of your own making. In effect, Christianity turns intelligent adults into small children while laughing all the way to the bank.

Most people recognize that torture is wrong and yet we are expected to believe that some deity will torture us for all eternity if we don’t believe he exists on insufficient evidence?

The 10 Commandments are revered by most Christians but anyone who has any sense can see that they contain some glaring omissions and some weird inclusions.

Atheists’ 10 Commandments

Be open-minded and be willing to alter your beliefs with new evidence. Strive to understand what is most likely to be true, not to believe what you wish to be true. The scientific method is the most reliable way of understanding the natural world. Every person has the right to control of their body. God is not necessary to be a good person or to live a full and meaningful life. Be mindful of the consequences of all your actions and recognize that you must take responsibility for them. Treat others as you would want them to treat you, and can reasonably expect them to want to be treated. Think about their perspective. We have the responsibility to consider others, including future generations. There is no one right way to live. Leave the world a better place than you found it.

If there was an all-powerful deity who wanted humans to know about its existence, then there would be no controversy or question about its existence. This deity would be obvious to every reasonable person, and would have been for all of history. There would be no argument about it. No faith would be required. There would be no atheists. It would be as observable, testable, and provable as hurricanes, Australia or oak trees. Since this is not the case, it is reasonable to conclude that no such deity exists, or if it does, it is not concerned with being detected.

I question anyone who worships a god who thinks it’s OK to torture dead people.

Christians can make all the metaphysical arguments for why a god must exist, but they are not claiming just any god- no, their god is all-powerful, all-seeing, able to manipulate everything from a cancer cell to a mountain, can answer any prayer, can speak in a booming voice, and work every miracle in the book,. For this god to exist, we would have to be living in a different world- ours doesn’t work that way.

There are no gods,

no devils, no angels,

no heaven or hell.

There is only our natural world.

Religion is but

myth and superstition

that hardens hearts

and enslaves minds.

Christian: God has told me that murder is wrong.

Atheist: Really? You needed someone to tell you that murder is wrong? (walks away slowly)

Humans and chimps share 95% genetic similarities.

Humans and mud share 0% genetic similarities.

Science: 1

Bible: 0

#GAMEOVER

I reject the glorification of genocidal deities, fictional or real.

There is a vast difference between a declaration and a demonstration. Things that are declared without being demonstrated are rightly rejected by even the least skeptical persons, except when it comes to religion- then, no demonstration is required and belief is purchased at a penny on the dollar.

If you don’t have to accept Adam’s eating of the apple to be cursed with original sin, why do have to accept Jesus’ sacrifice to be forgiven?

I despise religion because I hate to see beautiful minds vandalized by superstition.

Atheism: It isn’t a religion, it’s a relationship with reality.

I don’t want to be a good person so I can live with God after I die. I want to be a good person so I can live with myself while I am alive.

Christianity- The belief that God sacrificed God to God to save God’s creation from God

Christians believe that the war god of a pantheon of gods originally worshiped by a primitive Middle Eastern desert tribe 3000 years ago is the only possible god that can exist, dismissing all claims to 2000 other gods worshiped by humans over the past 10,000 years.

I despise religion and find it to be a disgusting, immoral, vindictive, belligerent, fear-inducing, vengeful, poorly constructed and corrupt ancient doctrine of hate.

The idea that a woman who becomes accidentally pregnant should remain stuck as a human incubator for nine months is disgusting and inhumane.

Jesus was a long-haired, dark-skinned, liberal, pacifist, socialist- in other words, everything Christians are not.

“Either believe that people will burn in hell if they don’t believe in a God who burns people in hell, or you’ll burn in hell.”

– Christianity

KYROOT’S WAGER: Why risk following any religion when it’s likely that the ‘real’ god is watching us and will raise up only those of us who have correctly determined that all earthly religions are fake.

To follow a religion is to lock your mind voluntarily inside a cage.

Come on. You just can’t come up with anything more ridiculous than someone who honestly thinks that all human woes stem from an incident in which a talking snake accosted a naked woman in a primeval garden and talked her into eating a piece of fruit.

I’m obviously not saying that all religious people are psychopaths and psychotics, but this to me is the true horror of religion- it allows perfectly decent and sane people to believe by the billions, what only lunatics could believe on their own.”

― Sam Harris

If I was a god and I saw a priest molesting a child I would stop him … that’s the difference between me and the Christian god.

What could possibly be more arrogant than thinking the universe was made for mankind, that only we bipedal primates are made in the image of God, that all other sentient beings are here for us to use, that you happened to be born into the one true faith among the tens of thousands of false ones, and that the force that created the laws of physics wants a personal relationship with you.

We know that intelligence requires a material substance (brain, computer chip) and that a material presence requires a specific location, and that the properties of space-time preclude light or information from traveling at speeds greater than 300,000 km/hr, such that it becomes impossible for any single conscious being to see all and control all of the universe in real time.

Some people use Bible verses to justify beating children, withholding medical treatment, handling snakes, drinking poison, chopping off body parts, plucking out eyes, driving out demons, withdrawing from the affairs of this world, not saving for the future, discriminating against LGBQ and women, stifling science education, renouncing the pleasures of life, and expecting the world to end.

Christianity isn’t really monotheistic is it? There are angels, archangels, principalities, seraphim, cherubim, thrones, ophanim, dominions, the holy spirit, God, Jesus and a whole bunch of saints. Calling that monotheism is just Orwellian double speak.

Judaism is an ethnic religion, meaning that it cannot rightly be used as a ‘monolith’ to support another faith. It belongs only to the Jewish people. It was created strictly for them as a cultural construct. Most Jews understand it to be a mostly fictional tradition that binds them together. Christianity and Islam borrowed and perverted it to buttress their newly evolved theologies, but did so illegitimately.

Once you realize that the Bible was written by ordinary Bronze Age men and that it contains mostly myth and fictionalized history, then everything makes sense.

People who embrace Christianity are not well individuals. They might be healthy, happy, loving, and productive citizens, but they are not well- their minds are locked inside a contorted view of reality that renders impossible a holistic expression of universal harmony.

Christianity is a support group for people who wish to avoid reality and fool themselves into thinking that there is a fairy-tale ending to this existence.

I am very much against anything that tries to justify faith as a valid and legitimate method to arrive at a conclusion.

We can imagine that a god of reality would do things much differently, not demanding adherence to numerous and minute rules most of which have no effect on the welfare of the person, the society, or the planet. Such a god would most likely expect nothing much beyond the golden rule, to simply be nice and live life for the common good- not prescribing circumcision, banning foods, demanding worship, or sacrificing earthly goods. No, but a god manufactured by humans would likely be cast as a dominator, such as to be effective at controlling people and their money. Such is the fictional being we call Yahweh.

The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. Mark Twain.

I’ll tell you what you did with Atheists for about 1500 years. You outlawed them from the universities or any teaching careers, besmirched their reputations, banned or burned their books or their writings of any kind, drove them into exile, humiliated them, seized their properties, arrested them for blasphemy. You dehumanised them with beatings and exquisite torture, gouged out their eyes, slit their tongues, stretched, crushed, or broke their limbs, tore off their breasts if they were women, crushed their scrotums if they were men, imprisoned them, stabbed them, disembowelled them, hanged them, burnt them alive…….And you have nerve enough to complain to me that I laugh at you.

— Dr. Madalyn Murray O’Hair

We die just like every other living thing. It is not a pretty picture, but it is all we have and I contend that a life lived under this understanding will be more authentic, adventurous, and fulfilling than one burdened by the false hope for an afterlife.

God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all — the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs an act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act in fact he does not believe In God at all, so his acts are based on an Inner sense of morality. And look at the Kindness he can bestow upon others Simply because he feels it to be right.

I always hate it when science gets in the way of a good miracle.

Asking ‘if there is no god, what is the purpose of life?’ is like asking ‘if there is no master, whose slave shall I be?’

God declines to provide any actual evidence of Jesus’ divinity while simultaneously making his forgiveness contingent upon accepting that premise.

Some healings are too hard for god. Mostly he can heal only with the help of time, drugs, surgery, and the action of the person’s immune system.

If the world is a barn, religion is the pile of dung surrounded by files next to the dead mouse.

Notice how no one ever says ‘Mosquitoes are real, I know it in my heart.’

After spending some time in the hospital’s pediatric ward, I can say that I have seen the absence of God.

Christian: Jesus died for our sins!

Atheist: But then he came back to life?

Christian: Yes, after three days!

Atheist: So he really didn’t die.

Christian: Well, he was dead for a while.

Atheist: But after that wasn’t he the same as before?

Christian: Yes, he ascended to the right hand of his Father!

Atheist: So what was the sacrifice?

Christian: ……uh……..well……hmm…let me see.

If you worship a god who would send ANYONE (Hitler included) to a place of everlasting conscious torment, then you are an accessory to the fact. The more authentic position would be to say that you respect God as being the ultimate creator of the universe, but that you detest his decision to create Hell.

No story about Noah and his ark is complete without the bloated, gnarled, rotting carcasses of men, women, children, infants, fetuses, and other animals that God murdered floating alongside and bouncing against the boat.

A true god would not take sides in a tribal conflict. A god invented by humans would.

Since God inseminated his own mother, does that make him a motherfucker?

Religion trains people to dial down the logic centers of their brains.

The god of Christianity fails on all of these points. A god who actually loved us would, first of all, not threaten us with Hell. Second, he would let us know who he is and make his existence positively known. Third, if he decided to give us life after death, he would guide every one of us to this happy place.

Since most Christians seem to believe that God does not want to do anything that is clearly supernatural (and so destroy the faith that he seems to crave), it appears that his message will be forever mired in Iron Age justice and morality, while humankind continues to advance and improve, progressively making the Bible less and less relevant over time.

SCIENCE ASKS QUESTIONS THAT MIGHT NEVER BE ANSWERED

RELIGION HAS ANSWERS THAT MUST NEVER BE QUESTIONED

The Christian says “Muslims and Jews are wrong.”

The Jew says “Christians and Muslims are wrong.”

The Muslim says “Christians and Jews are wrong.”

The atheist says, “You are all correct.”

To deny marriage rights to gay couples, i.e. the full expression of their love and commitment to each other and the associated benefits, based on YOUR religious beliefs, is one of the lowest forms of human morality.

Oscar Wilde: Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn’t there, and finding it.

In the infinitesimally small chance that Christianity is true, and this was proven beyond doubt, I would still choose not to go to heaven; because I would categorically refuse to worship this piece of shit god for the next trillion trillion years.

Real love is impossible under the threat of eternal torture. The claim that God loves us, but will torture most of us, is preposterous.

Faith is a cognitive bias that causes believers to overestimate any confirming evidence and underestimate any disconfirming evidence.

According to Christianity, not believing in Jesus is a worse sin than murder.

Evolutionary biologist: “Let’s take a look at the evidence and see what conclusions we can make.”

Creationist: “Here’s the conclusion, let’s see what evidence we can find to support it.”

“I’m always shocked that gay marriage is such a big deal. You have to realize how precious human life is, when there are tsunamis and mudslides, when there are armies and terrorists – at any moment, you could be gone, and potentially in the most brutal fashion. And then you have to realize that love is truly one of the most extraordinary things you can experience in your life.To begrudge someone else their love of another person because of gender seems to be absolutely absurd. It’s based in fear, fear of the other, fear of what is not like you. But when you are able to see lives on a day-to-day basis, rather than reducing it to politics, then it humanizes a whole community of people that were otherwise invisible.” -Jennifer Beals

Everything makes much more sense when you assume there is no god.

A lie boldly told quashes many truths meekly stated.

There is no better evidence that Christianity is false than to show that a more comprehensive study of itself leads more to doubt than faith.

Christianity wants you to believe that all humanity is born deserving of unbearable suffering. But thankfully, an extra-dimensional Universe Creator had a third of himself executed so that we could experience a conspicuously opulent immortality as opposed to being set on fire forever.

A divine being ‘dictating’ to human writers would almost certainly have done a better job of establishing a clear and well understood doctrine that would not have required a quarrelsome debate among human interpreters for the next twenty centuries.

Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?

Faith means never having to say you’re wrong

If the Garden of Eden, The Tower of Babel, the Great Flood, the Egyptian exile, and Jonah and the whale are allegories, how can we be sure that anything in the Bible is factual?

Why is it that God forgives people who knowingly sin (murderers, rapists, cheaters) but doesn’t forgive people who unknowingly sin (non-believers)?

The fact that the Christian god “chose” a certain people over all others and helped them to murder other people, men, women, and children, who were just as good and honorable, tells you that one of two things is true- either that God doesn’t exist or he doesn’t deserve to be worshiped, and if it’s the latter, we are fucked.

Depressed teen: Nobody accepts me!

Jesus: I know the feeling.

Depressed teen: What do you do when they won’t accept you?

Jesus: I tell them to go to Hell.

Evolutionist: Humans evolved from a common ancestor we share with chimpanzees that lived about 6 million years ago.

Christian: Were you there?

Evolutionist: Do you believe that Jesus rose from the dead?

Christian: Of course I do, there is no doubt in my mind.

Evolutionist: Were you there?

We don’t need apologetics for houseflies. You simply point to them and say “there’s one now.”

Apparently the mightier you are, the more you need middle-aged pseudo-academics to ‘demonstrate’ your existence. Quite a paradox.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality of happiness, and so fragile that it can crack at a moment’s notice.

Religion is like giving someone a baby walker that, instead of helping them come to walk on their own, makes them dependent on it and cripples them for life.

Christian: God hates abortion!

Atheist: Didn’t God kill some pregnant women in the Great Flood?

Christian: Well, yes, probably.

Atheist: Doesn’t that constitute abortion?

Christian: No.

Atheist: Why not?

Christian: Because God did it.

The Old Testament is a font of evidence alerting any clear-thinking person that the God created by the Jews is not a real entity, but just an imaginary deity who failed to transcend the limited depth of Iron Age knowledge, understanding, morality, ethics, and wisdom.

Christians are in the uncomfortable position of worshiping a god who is morally inferior to themselves.

When confronted with the size and scale of the universe and the myriad forms of evil, disasters, pain, and suffering, it doesn’t take a genius to realize that the world described by Christianity does not match the world in which we live.

Science is the impartial discovery of reality; religion is the subjective creation of fantasy.

If God is so concerned about homosexuality and abortion, why didn’t Jesus say anything about it?

Elite athletes make first place, strange shapes appear on toast and some people narrowly escape death, but amputated limbs never regrow, mountains never move and food never spontaneously appears in front of the hundreds of children that starve to death each hour.

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” – Marcus Aurelius

It’s not that atheists have nothing to live for- it’s that they have nothing to die for.

Believing your delusions is called insanity. Believing other peoples’ delusions is called religion.

Debating a person who believes in the Noah flood story is like an astronomer explaining to someone that meteors are not falling stars.

Why do I have to believe in Jesus to be forgiven if I don’t have to believe in Adam and Eve to be condemned?

Christians rail against gay marriage, which Jesus said nothing about, but have no problem marrying divorced women, which Jesus specifically condemned as an act of adultery. (Matthew 18:15-17)

If Christianity was real, it’s truth would permeate our core existence and its denial would require a surrender of our faculties rather the free exercise of them.

I gave up on Christianity because the evidence failed to support the purported claims and I actually care if what I believe is factually true or not.

Christianity: The belief that God sacrificed God to God to save God’s creations from God

Prayer is magical thinking that does not produce magical results.

Religion is an illusion created to help people avoid reality.

If a god made contact with humans, it would be so obvious and universal that there would be only one religion. Since this has not happened, it is reasonably certain that no god has made contact with humans, and furthermore, it is highly probable that he/she/it either does not exist or else does not know that we exist.

If you think that 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years from now, people will still be being punished for sins they committed during 75 years while on earth, then you have just figured out that God is a total asshole.

Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon. You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around triumphantly.

Science brings people together, religion divides

If God will not reveal Himself to you in a way that is clear and unmistakable, it is absurd to think you deserve eternal torment for not “believing.”

Atheist: God is a dick.

Christian: That was the Old Testament,

Atheist: Oh, so that was a different god?

Christian: No, same.

Atheist: So you only have the New Testament in your Bible?

Christian: No, both.

Atheist: Am I missing something?

Christian: Sorry, need to go.

Christianity at it’s core is about getting people to join their group and believe that by joining their group one can stop a wrathful god from exacting everlasting judgement on those who do not join.

Christianity- the greatest lie ever sold

God says do what you wish, but make the wrong choice and you will be tortured for eternity in hell. That’s not free will. It’s like a man telling his girlfriend, do what you wish, but if you choose to leave me, I will track you down and blow your brains out. When a man says this we call him a psychopath. When god says the same we call him “loving” and build churches in his honor. – William C. Easttom II

Christian: You killed Jesus!

Jew: You’re welcome!

Christian: I BEG YOUR PARDON!

Jew: Don’t you believe that Jesus had to die for you to be saved?

Christian: Well, yeah.

Jew: Then, you’re welcome!

If God exists and decided to assign mankind to an afterlife in either a glorious paradise and a dreadful inferno, he would make doubly and triply sure that the criteria for this decision is unmistakably clear. Constrastively, if disparate human minds devised such a theology, then contradictory and ambiguous results would appear, as they do.

Surely not everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.

Christianity is like a beautiful, shiny car, but when you look under the hood, the engine is missing.

The story of the redemption will not stand examination. That man should redeem himself from the sin of eating an apple by committing a murder on Jesus Christ, is the strangest system of religion ever set up. Thomas Paine

Christians brag that they give more to charity than atheists- not true. Give $100 to a church and about $7 goes to help people in need. Give merely $10 to Red Cross and about $9.30 goes to helping people in need.

Christian: Jesus is Lord!

Atheist: Is that what you think?

Christian: I don’t think. I know.

Atheist: I don’t think you know either.

Gandhi didn’t accept Christ, so although he did 1000 good things, he also did 1 bad thing and because of that 1 bad thing he deserves to be tormented forever in Hell by a ‘loving’ God……yeah, makes perfect sense.

When a person becomes an atheist it is a seminal moment because for the first time in their life all of the pieces of the puzzle fit together perfectly and there is no longer a need to ask “Why?”

Christian: You must be born again.

Atheist: No thanks, I was born OK the first time.

Atheist: I am an atheist.

Christian: So why do you hate God?

Atheist: I don’t know, I guess for the same reason you hate Zeus.

Atheists have better sex because ‘no one’s watching.’

What could possibly go wrong if you organize your life around ancient scriptures written in dead languages by ignorant, racist, sexist, superstitious barbarians who believed everything they could not explain in the world was magic?

“It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” Mark Twain