On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Dallas (don’t judge), D’Andra missed Brandi’s All-White Brandi Land (Brandiland?) party because she and her husband were about to embark on their yearly getaway before the holidays. And though we all may not be able to plan a last minute trip to Croatia like D’Andra and Co., we can certainly mimic the concept of a pre-holiday retreat to unplug and unwind — just with the least amount of travel time possible.

Here, we’ve gathered a few options near and far (with “far” being Waco or Canton) that can help you achieve that transported feel without a trip to the airport.