Warning: This story contains material that is NSFW.

Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a fire-breathing dragon?

Well, you are in luck! Arizona-based sex toy company Bad Dragon, specializes in making all of your dragon sex fantasies come to life with their dragon dildo collection.

Bad Dragon has been selling a variety of fantasy-themed sex toys since 2008, currently offering over 36 varieties of dildos.

“Instead of marketing specifically to men or women, we focus on the common factor between them all: people who really like fantasy characters, and who want to make their fantasies real,” Varka, one of Bad Dragon’s cofounders, explained to the Daily Dot. “We see a lot of variety in the kinds of customers that buy and use our toys, and easily as much variation in how people choose to use them.”

According to the Daily Dot:



All of Bad Dragon’s products are accompanied by erotic stories. Nox the Night Drake, for example, “knows plenty about the city and enjoys showing you the sights,” reads Nox’s product page. “He also knows a few spots in the park that are perfect for a more intimate kind of meeting.” It goes on. The dildos, which are made of 100 percent platinum-cured silicone—“because it’s hypoallergenic, non-toxic, body safe, and lasts for a very long time,” Varka wrote—are customizable in a variety of ways, including color and firmness. Some toys have the ability to simulate ejaculation, using something called ‘Cumlube.’” No kidding. “Slick, slippery, stringy, and white-tinted, Bad Dragon Cumlube is similar in appearance and handling to real cum, only much easier to obtain in quantity!” reads the company’s About page. Other toys, like Nox the Night Drake, come in different sizes and dimensions. Now, though, dragon-dildo customization goes even deeper. A little over a year ago, Bad Dragon launched Bad Dragon Labs, as “a way of opening our design process up to innovative and new designs suggested by the community.” Community members submit between 50 and 100 designs every month, Varka told me, and each month one is chosen to be put into production. Designers whose submissions are chosen get a free toy and $200 in cash or $400 in store credit; if their design is bumped up to a “main-line toy” (i.e., one that comes in different sizes), they will receive another $500.

Thankfully, this anonymous woman expertly reviewed several dragon dildos for us:



And if for some reason you need some actual NSFW demonstrations, do not click here!