The city of Seattle has pledged to install family-friendly ping-pong tables in public spaces to combat the perception that parks are unsafe and to reduce criminal acts like drug dealing, theft, and prostitution. What do you think?

“The parks department is underestimating what I’m willing to do on or near a ping-pong table.” Benjamin Dison • Ditch Measurer


“That would explain why my basement is such a haven of peace and stability.” Roy Skeen • Systems Analyst