Well, I would say Squirrel Girl—which is a real superhero by the way!—just cause, well, squirrels are adorable, but I’m actually gonna have to change my mind for now! Y’know why? Cause I’m already planning out Halloween costumes, that’s why!

Yep, if everyone can get back to Gravity Falls around October, I’ve got the perfect family costume plan!

Who am I gonna be?

Bat-Mabel!

A mix of Batman and Mabel! Basically, I have all the super cool gadgets of Batman, without the big bad broodiness. I can just be myself! The perfect combination!

Also, my parents don’t have to die, which, y’know, is good ‘cause I love them a lot.

And I’m not just gonna stop there! Remember, this is a family Halloween thingy! So here’s what I have in mind:

My brother as Robin, The Boy Dipper! It’s basically a nerdier, but awesomer version of Robin. Y’know, cause Dipper’s my partner in crime! Or, well, my partner in not-crime. You get what I mean!



Grunkle Stan as Grunkle Riddler! He’s just an old Riddler guy, and even better and sweeter than the original. I’m sure he could dig up one of those questiony mark shirts he said he used to own once! Also, he’s great at playing tricks, usually when it comes to money! That’s…that’s riddley, right?

Grunkle Ford as Reverse Two-Face! (Or Fordsy Dent!) I say reverse because the regular Two-Face went from good guy to scary guy, and in my eyes, Ford did the opposite: He went from really intimidating to downright sweet! We can just switch the side of Two-face’s chemical-gloopiness—that’ll put across the good guy vibes, right?

Soos can be The Penguin—I don’t even need to change that name cause it already sounds cuddly enough! He can just be a super duper nice version, just like the actual Soos! (I almost made him Catman cause he’s cuddly like a kitty, but Soos said he’s much better at making penguin noises than cat noises. I think he’s great at both though!)

And Wendy’s gonna be Poison Wendy! Her hair is red and her outfit’s green just like Poison Ivy, but her poison isn’t actually dangerous—it just infects everybody with super awesome coolness! Also, she spends a lot of time with trees and lumber, so the plant thing totally makes sense.

And finally, McGucket is gonna be Old Man McScarecrow! Honestly, the role is perfect: He’s got a hat like the actual scarecrow, used to be a science guy like Dr. Crane, and even went through some stuff that made him really afraid in his past! But instead of going around scaring people, he’s just gonna help them be un-scared! How neat is that?

Yep, so that’s my Halloween crew, and Bat-Mabel’s absolutely who I would be if I was a superhero!

Although, I did just kinda realize that I didn’t make anybody an actual villain…Huh. Maybe I’ll have to talk to Candy and Grenda about doing something. But heck, I want them to be good guys too! Urrrrgh…

You know what? There are no bad guys, cause I defeated them all! Ta-da! Good guys all around!

Bat-Mabel AWAYYYYYYYY!

~Mabel

~Bat-Mabel!!!

