Other towns to get the nod included Stevenage ("Jeremy Kyles wet dream"), Hemel Hempstead ("looks like a giant concrete prison"), Port Talbot ("No money, no jobs and it's smells terrible from the steel plant"), Rhyl ("ampant poverty, criminality and one of the lowest life expectancies in the UK"), and Coventry ("at best it's soulless, at worst it looks like Kosovo ... on a plus it's still not Luton.)