So I have a confession: The reason that I participate in Secret Santas (this being my sixth one) is that when I was a younger wambolicious, I stiffed two people on gift exchanges. One in elementary school, and one in high school. The guilt ate away at me for years, until I learned of the Reddit gift exchanges. I hope that I've finally redeemed myself. When I opened my box, my roommate remarked "the gods of Secret Santa have forgiven you."

This is some rad shit. I got a tote bag with art by Iwilding (I have the Super Metroid poster he did!! Did he know?!), a fuzzy deer Beanie Baby (which will go on my stuffed animal huddle), a dragon USB drive, some chocolate and some caramel corn, both of which were DELICIOUS and I will choose to not disclose how much I ate. (Hint: a lot).

I don't know if my Santa included his username (I may have missed it :