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Just when you thought Timofey Mozgov had reached the zenith of local television—that he couldn’t be held more charmingly hostage by bad writing and the English language—he teams up with Lisa (Elise?) and all bets are off.

A second Brew Garden commercial featuring the Cleveland Cavaliers center has emerged. In this one, Mozgov spurns cue cards in favor of looking deeply into the eyes of a bartender possibly named Lisa and telling her how she really "raises the ceiling" on service excellence.

Clearly, this is a more experienced, grittier reboot of Mozgov’s first Brew Garden performance, which surfaced Thursday.

He seems confident while delivering lines to Lisa, his favorite daytime bartender, who he probably doesn’t get to see very often due to being a professional basketball player.

This is strong work from Mozgov and Lisa, who should be in for a Bonnie and Clyde-style movie deal if these spots continue to air.

He’s a tall outlaw on the run, she’s a daytime bartender tired of serving the afternoon drunks. Together they paint the perfect picture of crime: Mozgovalisa.





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