And so it was that a ring was delivered unto his follower, that all may know that he was touched by the noodly appendage.

Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who, in all his wisdom, saw fit to match me with such an amazing Santa! May their life be as virtuous as vermicelli and as fulfilling as fettuccine.

In the Name of the Pasta, and of the Sauce, and of the Holy Meatballs…,

R'amen!