So, I was hesitant on participating in the Secret Santa, mostly because I was poor and, in reality, I didn't know if I could return the favor (I can now, which is awesome, should be sent out soon!). My Secret Santa really came through, and made me decide to do this again next year and all the following years (and the Guinness Book or World Records thing doesn't hurt either :P)

Anyways, what I got: Cards Against Humanity card game, inspected by 205 by the greater glory of our capitalist overlords Halo ODST megabloks action thingies (I fucking love ODST!) and a 12 pack of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni, also my favorite food.

So, what was going to happen was I was going to post pictures of myself, my fiancee, my roommate and our friends playing Cards Against Humanity, taking shots, and posing crazy pictures eating the Beefaroni, but low and behold the Technology Gods of Silicon Valley decided it would be a good idea to let my phone drop into THE ONLY SLUSH PUDDLE IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING PARKING LOT and burnt out the Digitizer, making my phone a $100 4G paperweight. I did, however, save the pictures of the unwrapping, so I still have those.

All in all, I got wasted playing CAH and it was a good night. And the Beefaroni was awesome as a hangover nurser. 10/10