It's been a week, and you've about had it with everyone residing inside your home. Pets included. You think perhaps you might call a friend to vent, or post on Facebook the insane details of what's been going down, but then you think: there is no way anyone will believe me. Right? Right.

Well, we DO believe you, and believe us when we tell you that there are many other parents out there with kids waaaay more f'ed up than yours. Want proof? Here are 17 anonymous submissions from parents who gladly wrote down "The Most F-Ed Up Thing My Kid Has Done" while attending our Parentally Incorrect comedy show, The Pump and Dump.

Read on, #breeders, and give yourselves a pat on the back. You are all awesome!

17 Mom Confessions See Gallery

For more information about The Pump and Dump: A Parentally Incorrect Comedy Show and Night Out, For Once and to find out about our upcoming shows, visit ThePumpAndDumpShow.com Our next show is in San Francisco on Oct 15, 2014!

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