Tipsy Lullaby (Click for full Image)

I, like many others in the Homestuck fanbase, found the the idea of Dirk carrying Roxy back to her bed on Derse was downright adorable. But not sweet enough, apparently, because my diabetes-inducing brain thought “Hey, what if he sang lullabies to her?" Then this sickeningly sweet image came to be.

Dirk would probably have a good singing voice, too.