radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no: gorillamunchies: why does this make me feel mad Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore. *shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE