You know urine the NFL playoffs when tension trickles from the field into the stands.

That's just what happened on Saturday as a scrappy NFL playoff game between the home Bengals and Pittsburgh Steelers included a fan being arrested for peeing on the person seated in front of him at Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati.

Not only did the the alleged perpetrator pee on his victim, he punched him in the face, too! No real surprise, though; at 33 years old, he technically qualifies as a snake person. From the Cincinnati Enquirer:



Martin Cooke, 33, of Germantown, Kentucky, was arrested after police said he urinated on the person in front of him in Paul Brown Stadium. Cooke, who wore a Bengals hoodie, is accused of fighting with the man and punching him in the face, court documents state. He is facing disorderly conduct and assault charges. Cooke is scheduled to appear in court Monday.



Pittsburgh won Sunday's game by a final score of 18-6 to advance to next weekend's divisional round and put a lid on Cincinnati's season.