Score 5 points for each answer that describes you:

2. YOU RELEASE A CD WITH A JEWEL CASE

4. YOU FIND YOURSELF TAKING GIGS JUST FOR THE FREQUENT-FLYER MILES

6. YOU ARE IN YOUR FORTIES AND HAVE ROOMMATES

8. YOU TALK THROUGH SOMEONE’S CONCERT AND THEN TELL THEM HOW GREAT IT WAS AFTERWARDS

10. YOU ONLY TRAVEL WITH CDS TO SELL IF YOU ARE GOING TO JAPAN

12. YOU ONLY PLAY SWING

14. YOU ONLY PLAY STRAIGHT EIGHTHS

16. YOU DON’T KNOW ANY TUNES EXCEPT THE ONES ON KIND OF BLUE (MINUS “FLAMENCO SKETCHES” AND THE INTRO TO “SO WHAT,” OF COURSE!)

18. YOU USE THE PHRASE “BIRD AND DIZ”