Tiger Woods Is Not Happy. Nude Photos Leaked and Captioned “Half Asian”. Woods Says He Will Take Legal Action. Here is the Full Hilarious Description of His Leaked Photo

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Looks like Le Tigre was sexting Lindsey Vonn when the two were dating and she never erased the reciepts. Apparently she had nude photos of the 41 year old golf sensation as well as plenty of herself which all showed up online on a site called Celeb Jihad. Of course I had to do my due diligence and visit the site to see what it’s all about and let me tell you….it’s insane. So insane I can’t even link to it.

However I have to say, it’s pretty funny. Here is what they wrote about Tiger and Lindsey

US Olympic gold medal winning skier Lindsey Vonn and her ex-boyfriend world famous golfer and philanderer Tiger Woods have just had the nude photos below leaked online.

As you can see from these leaked nude pics, one can tell that Tiger Woods’ is half Asian as his man putter is pathetically small when compared to massive meat drivers us virile Muslims are packing in our tunics. As far as Lindsey Vonn goes, with her thick meaty thighs and powerful rump her body is actually quite halal, and it should be put to good use pulling the plow on a poppy plantation.

Unfortunately Lindsey Vonn is an adrenaline junkie who gets off on putting her life on the line chasing thrills (whether that be hurling herself down mountains or having sex with Tiger’s no doubt STD riddled genitals), so a simple life of field work certainly wouldn’t appeal to her. However she should know that it would actually be quite a rush, for when she finishes tilling our land us Muslims will happily toss her ass off of a cliff.

As hilarious as the verbiage might seem, it’s still a violation of privacy to the highest degree. This website should not only be allowed to post these pictures but they post them and make and insane profit from it.

BOTH TIGER AND VONN WILL SUE

Tiger said he was going to sue and Vonn also told People.com she was taking massive legal action as well. She released the following statement through her rep,

“It is an outrageous and despicable invasion of privacy for anyone to steal and illegally publish private intimate photos

Lindsey will take all necessary and appropriate legal action to protect and enforce her rights and interests. She believes the individuals responsible for hacking her private photos as well as the websites that encourage this detestable conduct should be prosecuted to the fullest extent under the law.”

Whatever they are going to do, they need do it quickly because the photos are still up and Celeb Jihad appears to have their formula down as they haven’t skipped a beat. The claim to be a satire website, which they are, and get around the law by saying the photos are fake and their articles are a hoax.

In 2011 when Taylor Swift’s legal team asked them to take down photos, they replied, they would delete the photos if she “agrees to convert to Islam”.

In 2012 in regards to photos of Megan Fox, they responded: “While we appreciate Megan Fox’s concern for her image, we find it hard to believe that a woman who spent two Transformers movies bent over with her breasts pressed together could have her reputation damaged by a blatantly satirical website,”

As you see they have no fear and No Chill.