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Frankel-y this job sounds like a nightmare.

Virtuoso assistant-terrorizer Bethenny Frankel is on the hunt for a new minion.

She posted an ad online seeking a helper to “manage dog’s schedule,” “maintain upcoming wardrobe queue” and take pictures of Frankel “and pets to provide content for social media.”

The successful candidate, says the listing on PR, Marketing and Media Czars, must be “able to travel to the second home in the Hamptons as needed” (naturally) and that “hours will be full-time Monday through Friday, however hours may vary depending on needs of the home.” (Read: Hope you don’t plan on sleeping.)

The lucky lackey is also expected to be “onsite with CEOs for glam” (whatever that means), “coordinate daily looks” and have “a tough skin.” She’s not kidding. The reality star and diet cocktail impresario goes through aides like President Trump goes through press secretaries.

After we checked in with her rep, Frankel tweeted, “Hey @pagesix since you asked, I’m hiring additional thick skinned assistants who can handle pressure, a serious business woman & an opportunity to rival a business school education. If you know anyone, let us know. We’re expanding our team by the minute as the brand expands.”