In case you haven’t heard the news: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, proving themselves to be the bestowers of, um, rather interesting names for their children, are calling the latest addition to their family “Saint.”

Yes, you read that correctly.

Saint West.

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Which could get interesting, given the universal call to holiness. If this kid grows up living a life of extraordinary holiness and virtue and becomes a canonized Catholic saint, he will be the first St. Saint in the history of the Church, which would be cool. And confusing.

In the meantime, the second child of Kim and Kanye has no middle name, but since they seem to favor all things out of the ordinary, we picked some obscure Saint names they might like to consider as middle names.

St. Quodvultdeus

Good luck spelling that one in kindergarten, Saint West.

St. Polycarp

It’s kind of fish-like, but definitely unique.

St. Vimin of Holywood

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Get it?? HOLYwood? We think Kim and Kanye would approve.

St. Bru

Closely resembles “bro”, making him an obvious choice for Kim and Kanye’s kith and kin.

St. Guy

Saint Guy West just has a ring to it.

St. Chillen

Some stories say that he was relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside of the school, but those reports are unconfirmed.

St. Tron

They might also want to add “Age of Ul” in there, which we would be ok with.

Addie Mena contributed to this report.