There doesn’t appear to be a plot synopsis available anywhere so we’re just gonna go ahead and summarize it for you ourselves: Mistakes happen, and then shit gets real at a funeral.

Jack: For someone who didn’t want Tyler to continue pugging from that flask, that woman did an astonishingly bad job of keeping it out of his reach. And Tyler, jesus, you’re already in the residential area, how much farther could it possibly be that you need to start drinking right the fuck away? I think we need to sit down with Tyler and pop a quick intervention on him. Oh shit, you think that’s what this is about?

Jake: Is that a discount Stranger Things theme playing in the background? Fuck you, it is. This looks like some bullshit. Great start to the month. And full disclosure, I don’t even know if this will actually come out. It’s one of those movies...

Mark: Hey, at least the mask looks decent if not vaguely reminiscent of Jason’s burlap sack from the Friday the 13th sequel. At best this movie will be alright with a half baked twist at the end based around “everything happening for a reason.” At worst it will be a 90 minute version of the trailer you just watched, but with extra boring bits mixed in to bog down the pacing. Not a great spread on the outcomes there.