That takes the cake! How a gatecrasher made off with Paris Hilton's $2,000 birthday treat



Paris Hilton was lavished with gifts while celebrating her 30th birthday.

But the socialite also found herself minus one very expensive birthday cake while ringing in the milestone occasion at her Hollywood Hills party earlier this week.



A Los Angeles musician by the name of 'Paz' crashed the soiree and managed to make off with her $2,000 ornately decorated three tier cake.



Three tier delight: Paris Hilton's $2000 birthday cake was taken by a blogger named 'Paz' who posted a picture of it on his kitchen table



Paz revealed all in a blog on his Facebook page, accompanied by a photograph of the cake on his kitchen table following the audacious cake raid.



Imposter! The Los Angeles musician managed to get himself into the lavish Hollywood party

'I woke up this morning with a $2000 birthday cake in my living room,' he writes.



'It's big. It's red. It says "Paris".

'And its f****** delicious.'

Paz explains he managed to crash the Hollywood Hills party with his 'well connected buddy' Kevin.

After several drinks, he recalls 'slurring the lyrics to "Happy Birthday" as one continuous word while attempting not to fall face first into the cake.'

However, after realising 'not a slice of frosted deliciousness has been served,' Paz learned from one of the waiters that the cake would probably just be thrown out.



'It was at this inebriated moment I decided no one was going to waste $2000 worth of anything on my watch,' writes Paz.



'I have to rescue that cake.'



Clearly 'it was going to be a 'delicate mission, with at least 100 people in the building, 20% of whom are employed to be looking for idiots like me,' he blogs.



'Parading a confection the size of a small firetruck through the main hall is going to turn a head or two.'

Birthday surprise: Paris blows out the candles on another cake while the three tier red delight stands next to it

Robot wars: According to Paz, the party included an eight foot tall Iron Man impersonator that performed break dancing

Showgirl: Paris and boyfriend Cy Waits arriving at the party earlier this week



Paz then explains how he confidently spoke to the head of security with an air of 'I-know-what-I'm-doing.

'In one fluid motion, I sidestep a confused waiter, seize the prize, and about face to the door.

'I pass the security chief again on the way out.



'I nod purposefully... he nods in return.

'40 seconds later I'm in the front seat of a Nissan Maxima with 70 lbs. of awesome in my lap. Success.'

There's been no comment from Paris on what she thinks about the act of thievery.

Meanwhile, Paz also reveals details about the party, which featured 300 guests and six open bars.



'The actual party seems tame,' he writes. 'Of course, that's "tame" as defined in Hollywood.

'In Hollywood, having drinks served to you by naked, bodypainted nymphs with Tinkerbell wings is "tame."

'In Hollywood, hiring an 8 foot tall Iron Man impersonator to breakdance is "tame-ish".'

Paz also posted several pictures on his Facebook page, including one, seemingly of the Iron Man impersonator, and Paris blowing out the candles on a second cake.

