This weekend I bought new headphones for my iPhone at Mikey's Hook Up, one of our local computer stores here in Williamsburg. Everything was good until I saw their absolutely outrageous returns policy in their receipt.


Click to viewYou have to give them an oatmeal raisin cookie with no frosting for a return? Are they out of their fucking mind? Has the world gone completely bonkers and I didn't get the memo?


Stupid, stupid people. Everybody knows that oatmeal raisin cookies are way better with lemon-vanilla frosting. Oh, the infamy.