Struth, Secret Santa came in this morning from Sunny Cali-for-ni-a. Inside the beaten up box (damn postal) was a very lovely card with an apology because they wanted to send me Far Cry 4 (I assume for a console) because it wouldn't work on my 'straya console (does steam PC codes? IDK), Far Cry 4 Shirt, and a DJ set up for my cats.

That DJ set was by far the worst idea, firstly the cats sing the songs of their people daily and scratch on doors in the middle of the night. Now I've been given this darn DJ set, the little fuckers have been mixing hectic beats all bloody day, I've got a headache.

Thanks again kind stranger.