The timing couldn’t be more perfect for this ridiculous concept figured based on John Carpenter’s The Fog.

With the New York Toy Fair kicking off this weekend, Death By Toys has created their own The Fog action figure that’s for sale via eBay.

But here’s the kicker, the “art piece” for sale is of a literal piece of “fog” packed with a card back. It’s the perfect gag gift and yet something all Carpenter fans need to own.

“I probably should’ve started by saying this is quite possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever made,” Dan explains as he was creating this badass collectible. “That being said, at no point during production did I say to myself, ‘This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should stop.’ Instead, I said, ‘This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever made. I should keep going.’ ”

You want one? They’re only $25. It’s worth it for Dan’s time and energy alone. Pick one up here and then Tweet us some images when you get one.