The ONLY 3 reasons a King’s fan lives in O.C.

1. They are taking care of an elderly family member for over 20 years now and cannot move.

2. They bought their house back before the Ducks were dreamt up and now have lost their jobs making it impossible for them to sell their home and move to L.A because they have no money and can’t make payments and their house is worth less than it was 20 years ago.

3. They are die-hard right wing republicans that don’t like “all those liberals, gays and people of many colors and religions” that L. A. offers.

I can’t think of any other reasons.