Nintendo have today confirmed they will launch a new ASMR YouTube channel which will purely consist of a grunting Link.

The launch comes on the back of the exploding ASMR popularity, which has seen unprecedented growth over the past few years.

The genre has built its popularity on YouTube and Twitch, which are both highly dominated by attractive females who viewers watch for their “sounds”.

However, this new entry into the category is sure to displace a few of the top channels, with sounds that will make you feel at ease and relaxed.

“Listeners can expect plenty of classic sounds from both child and adult Link,” a spokesperson said to Aimbot Media this afternoon. “HYUH, HIUTTT, CHEYAA and HIUAAAAAAAH will all be featured.”

“These sounds have been captured in studio to maximize sensory response and tingling sensations.”

Test subjects to the Grunting Link ASMR reported extremely high levels of paresthesia, auditory-tactile synesthesia and frisson.

The first recording will go live on YouTube in the coming weeks.

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