On Tuesday, Utah officially declared porn a public hazard. Let that idea hang there for a moment.

Practically, this resolution means nothing—nothing is banned, no action has been taken, no money is pledged. Symbolically, however, it's a big win for lawmakers wanting "to address the pornography epidemic."

A pornography "epidemic"? Let's take a look at the numbers.

Pornhub pulled data from its Utah users and came to the conclusion that the state's porn habits are pretty benign. Based on 2015 numbers, Utah ranks only 38th compared to every state in per capita visits. The time Utah users spend on the site is below the national average, as is the percentage of female users, and its favorite search term is "lesbian." Utahns love boobs more than butts, and relatively speaking, they look up "cosplay" and "creampie" more than other states. Predictably, Utah porn viewers are also 50 percent more likely to search for "mormon" porn.

And that's it. Really. Utah's porn epidemic is a bit of a snoozer. Sorry team.

Sarah Rense Sarah Rense is the Associate Lifestyle Editor at Esquire, where she covers tech, food, drink, home, and more.

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