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Calvin: Do you need nails pounded into anything? You name the surface and I'll fill it full of nails! Mom: Um, no... Calvin: You sure? I've got the tools right here! Lots of nail sizes! I'd be happy to do it! Mom: No thanks, not today. Calvin: Ok, well, let me know if you change your mind. Mom: Mm-hmm. Calvin: Mom wanted a girl. I just know it. Hobbes: Did she need anything sawed?