Item#: XXXX Level3 Containment Class: keter Secondary Class: none Disruption Class: ekhi Risk Class: danger link to memo

Procedure SCP-Gaslight-XXXX being carried out by MTF Uang-16 in ███████████, █████ ██████ on ██/██/████. Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX currently cannot be contained using methods available to the Foundation. Mobile Task Force Graeca-17 ("Smoke and Fears") is currently tasked with both active management of SCP-XXXX manifestations and researching possible methods of bringing SCP-XXXX-A into containment. Regional commands are cleared to divulge limited information to Foundation first response personnel embedded in local, state/provincial, and national emergency resources that encounter phenomena deemed a possible manifestation of SCP-XXXX. These agents are to attempt to set up a wide perimeter, evacuate nearby structures, and prevent non-privileged persons from further access to or observance of SCP-XXXX. Regional command is to contact MTF Graeca-17 for immediate deployment. Under no circumstances are Foundation personnel to enter, or allow others to enter, SCP-XXXX-B. Upon arrival, MTF Graeca-17 is to implement Procedure Gaslight-XXXX, followed by Procedure Lawgo-XXXX until regional command is cleared to downgrade the manifestation's status to inactive. Only after this status changed is MTF-Graeca-17 to be redeployed; surveillance measures to detect any recurrence of the phenomena in the area are to be maintained for at least three months. The Foundation is to encourage civilian and government adoption of newer technologies replacing key-operated locks, such as keycard, smart, and/or biometric-operated systems that autolock when closed, that have been shown to decrease SCP-XXXX manifestations. Level one clearance map of countries where SCP-XXXX manifestations have been confirmed by the Foundation. placeholder Item Description: SCP-XXXX is a series of anomalous events involving the manifestation of hostile entities in specific circumstances. Any individual living within a residential structure which relies upon lock and key to prevent unauthorized access, who leaves said structure alone during astronomical night to complete a short task , using a rear or otherwise isolated exit while at least one individual remains inside sleeping, and who leaves said entrance unlocked or otherwise unsecured behind them, is a potential target for the manifestation. SCP-XXXX has never been observed to occur in a situation not matching this specific sequence of events. When the individual who has triggered a manifestation of SCP-XXXX then attempts to re-enter the structure, they will notice an entity often described by witnesses as a "shadow figure," SCP-XXXX-A, standing closer to them than the unlocked entrance. SCP-XXXX-A will then move towards the entrance at a preternatural speed, entering and locking the entrance from the inside. SCP-XXXX-A will then proceed to turn the structure into an instance of SCP-XXXX-B via an unknown method . SCP-XXXX-B conversion is completed within five minutes, with total length depending on the size of the structure and the number of subjects inside . During this process, all efforts to enter SCP-XXXX-B either end with failure or the absorption of the individual(s) making the attempt, rendering efforts to extract subjects trapped within futile. Upon completion all entrances to SCP-XXXX-B will then open (doors fly open, windows shatter, etc.), allowing access to its interior. The interior of SCP-XXXX-B is entirely covered in strands of an unknown, viscous substance that absorbs a near-total percentage of visible light. Attempts to navigate through the interior of SCP-XXXX-B are extremely hazardous, as the material has demonstated an ability to absorb humans into its mass. No forms of life known to be inside structures converting to SCP-XXXX-B have ever been located. Additional SCP-XXXX-A instances may form within SCP-XXXX-B and attempt to escape and/or spread to other possible structures while avoiding detection. Confirmed weaknesses include ionizing radiation in the deep ultraviolet or soft x-ray part of the spectrum, which can be used to weaken and demanifest the instances. SCP-XXXX-B and any SCP-XXXX-A instances remaining within it will demanifest when exposed to sunlight at astronomical dawn , leaving behind only those external structural elements that were not exposed to the substance. It is unknown whether escaped SCP-XXXX-A instances also demanifest at astronomical dawn. However, SCP-XXXX events are often followed by others in ensuing days to weeks in nearby locations, strongly suggesting that SCP-XXXX-A instances somehow persist for a period of time and will attempt to create additional instances of SCP-XXXX-B. Procedure Gaslight-XXXX (Level 4 clearance or active deployment with MTF Graeca-17 required) Procedure Gaslight-XXXX PROCEDURE GASLIGHT-XXXX: members of MTF Graeca-17 are to attempt to isolate the structure from observation and create the appearance of a structural fire consuming the building. The interior of SCP-XXXX-B is covered entirely with the viscous substance, which does not burn. MTF Graeca-17 is equipped with various equipment, including M18 Smoke Grenades, white phosphorous, and █████ ████████ ███████ to create the appearance of smoke; the caustic nature of these materials is beneficial, as they discourage individuals from attempting to breach the perimeter. Additionally, MTF Graeca-17 is equipped with repurposed firefighting equipment which is to be used to spray the outside of the structure not with water, but ████████████, a highly flammable compound that does not leave any chemical traces upon combustion. This does not affect SCP-XXXX; however, the resulting conflagration will provide cover for MTF Graeca-17 to attempt to dematerialize escaping SCP-XXXX-A instances with ionizing radiation. The spread of structural fires to neighboring structures is to be avoided where possible, although this is a secondary priority, as additional [REDACTED] may further the aims of Procedure Lawgo-XXXX. Procedure Lawgo-XXXX (Level 4 clearance or active deployment with MTF Graeca-17 required) Procedure Lawgo-XXXX PROCEDURE LAWGO-XXXX: MTF Graeca-17 and embedded Foundation assets are to spread the cover story that the fire created during Procedure Gaslight-XXXX was started by an arsonist who entered the structure while the door was unattended and unsecured. Local authorities are to be used to encourage residents in the area from leaving their doors unlocked at any time, warning that the fictional criminal suspect is still at large, unidentified, and considered highly dangerous and likely to burn additional structures in a manner intended to cause massive casualties. MTF Graeca-17 is to ensure that the findings of any arson investigation support this cover story. It will also issue sub-memory wipe doses of Class A amnestics to any surviving witnesses; the team psychiatric detachment is to use suggestive/leading techniques to embed details amenable to this story during the process of recollection reconstruction, posing as police interrogators. If additional SCP-XXXX manifestations in the area are detected on subsequent nights, MTF Graeca-17 is authorized to carry out deliberate arsons with the intent of furthering the original cover story and creating an atmosphere of fear and confusion that encourages residents to secure entrances to their buildings at night. Following the █████ ██ ██████ ██ █████ █████ ██████████, MTF Graeca-17 medical personnel are authorized to dispense Class A amnestics upon request to team members involved in Procedure Lawgo-XXXX. Interview with POI-XXXX-K4 (Level 4 clearance or active deployment with MTF Graeca-17 required) Interview with POI-XXXX-K4 Subject is Qi ██████████ [POI-XXXX-K4] a resident in ████████, China, administered a sub-wipe dose of Class A amnestic during Procedure Lawgo-XXXX. This log was taken during the recollection reconstruction process, initiated approximately six hours after administration. Psychiatric team personnel include Dr. ███ ███████ (attending) and APRN Cpl. Soong Cixi (resident). QI: I don't feel so well. I think… I am sorry. We are in the Hospital in ████████? I don't know what has come over me. SOONG: That is to be expected. You have inhaled quite a bit of… Well. We're not totally sure yet, but it appears your landlord, Mr. ██████████, cut a few corners. The General Fire Brigade determined that the structure was built using numerous unsafe materials. We anticipate some nerve damage, but nothing serious. You are experiencing gaps in your recollection. ███: Well, I think the important thing to remember is that you're lucky to be alive. QI: ███ was always a cheap bastard. Even when the flue was closed, I smelled gas. ███: You didn't know it was a hazard. The residence wasn't safe. SOONG: ██████████ died in the fire. No offense, but that's one less thing for you to worry about. Now, the arsonists. QI: Arsonists. I… I was just telling the inspector. I stepped out to dump boxes, and smoke a cigarette. I and my wife, ████████, had just moved. We had bought tables, a bed, a crib. I saw some men near the trash area, and when I went to talk to them, I was maced. ███: The individuals you saw outside the apartment, yes. According to the statement you gave Constable Zhao, there was a confrontation outside, and you were unable to re-enter the structure. SOONG: Unable to get back inside. It's understandable. QI: No, I spoke to… I spoke to an inspector. That wasn't his name. As to the criminals I saw, I remember so little. It isn't usual for me to forget something so important. ███: The description you gave was vague. Like the paper reported in the fire at ███████████████ St. QI: It was hard to see. I think there may have been an outage beforehand, it is hard to be sure. I don't smoke inside in the dark, and my wife was asleep. There was nothing after they maced me, not even pain. When I arose, I've never seen such a blaze in my life. I punched out the window, but the heat was intense. My arm was burned just from putting it through the glass… I had wrapped my shirt around my hand, and it lit up like you would not believe. I think some of the glass melted on it. ███: We're here to make sure you remember what you remember. QI: One moment, some bastard is throwing me to the ground. Then the building is on fire. I can't believe the people who do this. ████████ is a safe city. My wife- she picked this city because it was far from the smoke in █████████, and peaceful. SOONG: So there's nothing for you to tell us. QI: That's not true. No, it was very strange. I saw they were dressed as firefighters. ███: Mr. Qi, that was the General Fire Brigade. They found you on the ground.

Item#: XXXX Level3 Containment Class: keter Secondary Class: CERNUNNOS Disruption Class: ekhi Risk Class: notice link to memo

A screenshot of SCP-XXX as it appeared on██/██/████. Special Containment Procedures: There exists no known method of preventing access to SCP-XXXX by the general public, nor is there a known method of automatically alerting the Foundation of such access to SCP-XXXX. Non-privileged individuals observed or known to have come in contact with SCP-XXXX are subject to standard Foundation information controls regarding anomalous phenomena. In the event the existence of SCP-XXXX becomes public knowledge, Foundation intelligence assets are to focus on restricting greater public awareness of SCP-XXXX and to indirectly counter its effects by artificially boosting journalistic, social media, scholarly, and word-of-mouth narratives that deny the reality of any privileged information divulged by SCP-XXXX. This responsibility is currently delegated to disinformation subdivision ACTION-LAWGO of the containment team. Containment personnel are to screenshot all content that appears on SCP-XXXX and ensure it is saved to the item archive. All text content is then to be transcribed manually, by hand, with the resulting transcript triple-checked for accuracy; these resulting transcripts are then to be held in physical storage for the purposes of independent backup in the event the item archive is lost or compromised. Social media accounts created by, or known to be associated with, SCP-XXXX, cannot be deleted following Incident XXXX-2019-Juno-Omnicron-Theta, nor can their activity be restricted. Personnel embedded in major social media networks (Facebook, Twitter, Vkontakte, Sina Weibo, etc.) are currently tasked with finding ways to prevent posts, content, feeds, etc. from these accounts from showing up in search functions or being shared. At no point are any personnel of any clearance to attempt to view, analyze, or otherwise attempt to access markup language or other programming elements associated with SCP-XXXX without the approval of the current HMCL supervisor . Research into countering SCP-XXXX's effects, as well as tracking down its possible creator[s], is ongoing; the item's HMCL supervisor is appointed liaison to, and is the only containment team member authorized to have operational knowledge of, Foundation assets working on this effort. Description: SCP-XXXX takes the appearance of a news/commentary-style website, currently titled "Stalwart Conservative Post," accessible at https://freescppatriots-news-biz.ai/defaultsite/landingpage/main.html//. Articles appearing on SCP-XXXX (at an observed rate of approximately 25 times per day) are almost exclusively polemical with a political bent in nature, and appear superficially similar to a range of non-anomalous, ideologically conservative to far-right websites operated within the U.S., or written primarily for U.S. audiences. Specifically, that resemblance is to a subset of non-anomalous websites that have attracted significant public criticism for their exhibition of poor journalistic, editorial, and semantic judgment; racist tendencies; promotion of falsified news items or outright hoaxes; and conspiratorial bent. SCP-XXXX currently appears to have plagiarized or otherwise reproduced a page layout nearly identical to far-right site Breitbart News. However, the articles on SCP-XXXX differ regularly make direct or indirect references to or claims about verified anomalous phenomena and non-public Foundation activities. These claims are of varying degrees of accuracy. Additionally, large amounts of content appearing on SCP-XXXX is plagiarized from other sources . Articles appearing on SCP-XXXX universally have the byline "Anonymous." Through testing, it has been determined that any sapient being with basic computer literacy skills is capable of navigating to the domain in any commercially available, stock web browser with a significant market share and viewing its contents, regardless of whether the device in question is in fact connected to the broader world wide web. It is currently unknown how this connection is created or sustained. However, it is known that no transfer of information over conventional networks actually occurs when SCP-XXXX is accessed, nor is any data associated with its contents stored in device memories. Former SCP-XXXX containment director Dr. Rakim St. John has theorized that it is possible SCP-XXXX is not actually a website per se but an infohazard that manifests upon navigating to the site's URL; this is supported by tests indicating that beings fundamentally lacking a conceptual understanding of the world wide web only report visual perceptions consistent with a 404 page on the screen of the device accessing it. Additionally, automated systems, such as web crawlers/spiderbots tasked with web indexing or Foundation archival bots, do not appear to be able to access SCP-XXXX, and attempts to access the site or its contents outside of a stock web browser with significant market share universally meet with hardware experiencing immediate fatal system error. No error logs are recorded when this occurs. Browser features enabling the display of underlying elements hypothesized to comprise SCP-XXXX pages (i.e., "View Source") function, but only display an unidentified cognitohazard causing viewers to be completely distracted for the duration of exposure by a strong compulsion to strip nude and join the United States Marine Corps . However, it is possible to record static screenshots using normal methods. This is hypothesized to be a deliberate design decision to encourage the spread of information on SCP-XXXX, while other anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX such as the inability to view it on modified browsers or access its underlying programming are believed to be security features obfuscating further study of the item. It is the current belief of Foundation intelligence that the two most likely explanations either are that the hypothesized creator[s] of SCP-XXXX lack first-hand knowledge of privileged information, or that the appearance of inaccurate information on SCP-XXXX is a ruse intended to taunt Foundation personnel and/or goad them into a reaction beneficial to those hypothesized creators. Personnel with appropriate clearance may view excerpts from articles and other material appearing on SCP-XXXX below. Selected Excerpts From Digital Archive-XXXX Selected Excerpts From Digital Archive-XXXX Foundation Caves to SJWs, Terminates Top Right-Wing Anomalies With No Terms of Service Violations In compliance with a recent directive from the anti-fashist Antifa groups, the so-called Secure, contain, and protect Foundation terminated several prominent right-wing video anomalies today without outlining any specific terms of service violations, targeting in particular any anomaly which sought to expose the sustematic uppression of Red Pills and Black Pills… Antifa has been leading the charge to remove right-wing content from the Foundation-owned SCP database, as they continue their efforts in lobbying Big Paranormal into enacting the Orwellian nightmare. It is already rumored that they have decommissioned SCP-███, SCP-███, and SCP-███, while treating the liberal SCP-███ with practical kid gloves… We Visited An American Town Of 14,000 That Took In 8,000 Reality Benders. Here’s What We Found …SCP-███ is just one of five illegal reality benders who have been lynched in Kootenai County, ID in the past month. Critics have pointed to the county’s sanctuary city policies, which they say enable illegal anomalies who believe they can just stroll right in and begin transfiguring residents and their property, as a source of blame… The Carnage taking place every day on the streets of our Cities will not end until there is a new Final Solution to Anomalous personages and their putrefacting human dogs, such as MTF-███████ "██████ ███████" Gunnery Sergeant █████ ████████████… While Stalwart Conservative Post does not advocate violence against MTF-███████ "██████ ███████" Gunnery Sergeant █████ ████████████, it also would take no pity on any Traitorous cowards who feel the rope close on their throats… EXCLUSIVE: PROCEDURE 110-MONTAUK REVEALED … Sources have confirmed to Stalwart Conservative Post that Procedure 110-Montauk is not, as the pro-anomaly leftist propaganda organization the SCP Foundation has lied, necessary for the containment of an anomaly.at all. Rather, it is a fake news pretext for the D-Class Perverts in charge of the Foundation to extract adrenochrome from the precipitol [sic] lobes of young, white youths under their control… O5-6 Confidant Sounds the Alarm: Expect Ethics Committee to be Indicted Any Day An O5-6 confidant told Stalwart Conservative Post on Tuesday that he expects the Ethics Committee to be indicted any day now over its opposition to the █████████ Protocol intended to neutralize SCP-████. The source, who declined to identify themself by name to Stalwart Conservation Post but did correctly identify O5-6 as a human, said that the Ethics Committee has been a constant source of agitation for god fearing O5s seeking to purge the cultural Marxism that has long earned the so called Foundation (more accurately described as a For Profit Pump And Dump targeting those willing to stand up to the ruination of our Nation) the mockery of right minded real Americans… 109 US Counties Have Become Majority Anomalous Since 2000, Only 2 Went From Minority to Majority White … Aryan passing Anomalies such as SPC ████ will just all identify to the Census as being Proud white human beings and scientists, researchers and the Foundation controlled, Islamic-Hebraic-Commie-Memetic media will tell you “see? America is still majority white, don’t worry” as they show you the results of polls asking people what race or identifiable genus they identify themselves as… UNREAL: Google Buried True Meaning of [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] Once President Trump Tweeted It!!! President Trump tweeted [[COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] and nobody knew what he meant or are otherwise Dead. If you googled the [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] you couldn’t find it. Now we know that the reason you couldn’t find it is because Google had it erased from its social platform! … Leaked documents show that Google raced to erase the meaning of the Thamaturgical work [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] as soon as the President tweeted his reference to the word… Google brass didn’t want anyone to know that [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] referenced the weak kneed procedures certain (((Ivory Tower elitists))) have employed to contain the Keter level hazard we all know to be the greatest threat to boisterous, syncretic, BiPartisan nationalism appealing to THE PEOPLE, ███, and rather defrauded the President and the American public of the truth… Further documents also reveal that the team raced to ‘bad the misspellings’ as well (see below document), in essence ensuring that anyone searching Google to try and figure out what [COGNITOHAZARD EXPUNGED] meant would never find the truth, no matter what. No matter how they searched or were otherwise Dead… Foundation Goons on Suicide Watch Following Containment Meltdown O5-8 testified before Congress today on the God-fearing Occult Coalition-Unusual Incidents Unit Collusion witch hunt. He could not have looked more confused and pathetic if he tried… O5-8 looked like a confused, stuttering, mumbling, lost, doddering and nervous old Anomalously Modified Humanoid Entity in the advanced throe of brainworms and Black/Communist/J Class Nationalism. He frequently paged through his notes on recent breaches of Illegal Memeto Viruses… It was so bad even Michael Moore admitted that O5-8 was a complete disaster. SAD!!! Seems like the whole of the Foundation is moving hard left, feminist, Chad and Stacey appeasment; promising free everything — securement, containment, and even protectionment — as it tries to figure out how to give the Godfearing Occult Coalition an electoral challenge in 2027. All who believe in good "old fashioned" treatment of the Keter, such as ███ should report to their NEAREST Group of Interest recruitment site to exercise their Constitutional rights against these traiterous usurpers of the truth… Free Speech Under Threat From MTF Thugs! …Stalwart Conservative Poast has become aware of recorded dozens of attempted Denial of Service attacks on us and our Voices.. When mainstream Conservative thinkers can be thrown off a social media platform just for espousing a platform of Normative Supremacy—and also for suggesting We bring Death back to those who would deny it to the Anomalies that deserve it—it threatens everything that’s great about our society and First amendment… … We are not Cows, to be led senselessly to our slaughter at the hands of the racially unclean, the genetically inferior and conceptually compromised, the AstroTurf, false idol worshiping Globalist Scum whose feckless cowardice will lead us all to complete and Utter subjugation as human chattel… and we are not to be fucked with! If our voices cannot be heard we will be forced to turn to more direct measures… do you hear us, Dr. Johnson, you sniveling Mongrel bitch? Oh, or you, Foundation Intelligence containment subdivision SPCH-0004? oh, and especially you, "HMCL Supervisor" Fred. Do you still live at 2281 Parchmont Blvd #3C, Santa Domingo? 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Facility previously designated UCS-14 on ██/██/████. Pictured: Zone 5, Class D Barracks, Transfer Junction. Facility previously designated UCS-14 on ██/██/████. Pictured: Zone 7, Materials Transport, Auxiliary Freight Tunnel. Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be surrounded by a 20-kilometer exclusion zone protected by razor wire fencing and patrolled by a standard Foundation security detachment. Prior disinformation campaign regarding the site's status as a Department of Energy testing site is to be maintained, although current continuity of said story is that SCP-XXXX is a Superfund site low on the National Priorities List. Only pre-approved research expeditions, Class D resources and their security escorts are cleared to enter SCP-XXXX, and only with the permission of the acting HMCL supervisors . SCP-XXXX's electrical grid is to be kept offline. Personnel entering SCP-XXXX are to exclusively use specially designed arc lamps incapable of rapid activation and deactivation, or non-electrical light sources such as kerosene lamps, glowsticks or flares. As of ██/██/████, all other lightbulbs and devices equipped with electronic displays or lights have been added to the SCP-XXXX Exclusion Zone Restricted Items List. No items on this list may enter the site at any time, barring equipment specially designed for operation in SCP-XXXX. . All staff cleared to enter the exclusion zone are to be screened for any symptoms of photosensitive epilepsy. When in SCP-XXXX, all personnel must carry approved optoelectronic goggles calibrated to display a maximum of 1 frame per second and equip them during any anomalies, and be accompanied by a standby response team equipped with said goggles at all times. In the event of a Paroxystic Event, all personnel are to immediately vacate the area slowly and silently and make no attempt to assist the affected subject. Priority personnel may be extracted from SCP-XXXX by the standby response team. D-Class resources may be deemed non-mission critical and abandoned. Personnel lost inside SCP-XXXX are to be considered MIA after 72 hours and KIA after 67 days. In the event an SCP-XXXX-B-type phenomenon is identified in a civilian area outside of the exclusion zone, SCP-XXXX will be reclassified as Keter and Protocol XXXX-Quark is to be enacted. Power is to be cut to the affected areas and MTF-Edison-12 "Circuit Breakers," posing as Occupational Safety and Health Administration officials, are to strip and destroy all suspected instances of SCP-XXXX-B in the affected areas. Standard Foundation Intelligence disinformation / amnestic procedures apply. Facility previously designated UCS-14 on ██/██/████. Pictured: Zone 4, Containment, Engineering Junction. Description: SCP-XXXX is a Foundation facility formerly designated Underground Containment Site-14, located approximately 80 kilometers northwest of ██████ ████, ██████. SCP-XXXX-B refers to devices attached to SCP-XXXX's internal electrical grid and associated infrastructural systems, in particular but not limited to lightbulbs, light-emitting diodes, display screens, etc. SCP-XXXX-B are integrated into almost the entirety of the site's ██,███ m2 footprint and have exhibited behavior inimical to human life since the year 2004. Historical Overview (LEVEL XXXX-2 CLEARANCE REQUIRED) Historical Overview Facility previously designated UCS-14 on 03/05/2023. Pictured: Zone 1 (Topside), Personnel Entrance, Main Lift Maintenance Access. Facility previously designated UCS-14 on 08/04/2025. Pictured: Unknown area of facility, likely Zone 4 or 18. Transmitted by D-█████ during Scouting Expedition XXXX-███, during which three Class D resources were designated MIA. Between the years of 1958 and 2005, UCS-14 was one of the Foundation's second-tier sites for the study of Safe, Euclid and Keter visual cognitohazards, specializing particularly in optical anomalies (i.e. light or shadow in the visible spectrum). During its first 46 years of operation, UCS-14 experienced no significant containment breaches or single-incident mass casualty events, unusual for a facility of its size and duration . Beginning in 2004, however, staff at UCS-14 reported a significant rise in uncontained anomalous phenomena. This included, but was not limited to, detection of Class 5 Incorporeal Entities in the form of figures of light or shadow; periodic failures of electrical grids and other infrastructure; visual hallucinations; disappearances of Class D resources interned on site; suicidal ideation among staff previously recorded as passing Foundation standard Pastche-Gruber assessments; and most notably, unexplained seizures among facility staff approximately ██,███% above baseline Foundation agent population rates . Despite an extensive Foundation scientific and thaumaturgical survey, no common cause was attributed to these events. Due to ongoing attrition from the 2002-2011 Foundation REDACTED, the facility remained in priority use until ██/██/05, the date of Incident XXXX-205 , when SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties became fully apparent, and the site was abandoned.

** SCP-XXXX-B instances periodically activate in a synchronized manner that induces photosensitive epilepsy in human subjects. These events (referred to in documentation as a "Paroxystic Event") involve several stages: SCP-XXXX-B instances (regardless of connection to power source) will begin to flicker and arrest the gaze of the first person to make eye contact with SCP-XXXX-B. The subject becomes completely unable to look away or move away from SCP-XXXX. . Subjects will invariably scream (pausing only to inhale) for the duration of this effect . SCP-XXXX-B will continue in this phase for up to 10 minutes for the subject’s vocalizations to lure assistance. Upon the expiration of the interval period or arrival of additional human subjects, multiple SCP-XXXX-B instances will activate and produce a strobe effect between 20-60hz which induces a state similar to moderate to severe photosensitive epilepsy, invariably triggering low intensity partial seizures which grow to become severe complex partial seizures over the course of several minutes. SCP-XXXX-B will speed the pace of the strobe effect to a minimum of 150 hz and a maximum of ████ hz. Subjects' complex partial seizures will reach the tonic and clonic phase in 100% of cases. Subjects who undergo a tonic-clonic seizure induced by SCP-XXXX-B will pass into Anōmalus Epilepticus . SCP-XXXX-B instances will deactivate after 5 to 6 hours. These anomalies persist despite the deactivation of SCP-XXXX's electrical grid and the facility's increasing state of entropy. Power surges from SCP-XXXX-B often cause malfunctions in other parts of the facility and affect the operation of electronics not connected to the facility's system, prematurely ending all attempts at unmanned exploration. Personnel with pre-existing photosensitive epilepsy will progress to Anōmalus Epilepticus within 20 seconds of initial exposure to SCP-XXXX-B. Video footage of active SCP-XXXX-B instances will transmit its effects above a framerate of ██.██fps. Artificially reproducing SCP-XXXX-B's strobe patterns outside of SCP-XXXX does not induce any anomalous effects. No personnel have been brought out of a convulsant coma induced by SCP-XXXX-B by any means other than cessation of life functions. At this stage, euthanasia may be administered to any affected Foundation personnel. Personnel affected by SCP-XXXX are to be quarantined for study in the Site-██ Medical Wing. Median lifespan of subjects suffering from Anōmalus Epilepticus is 67 days. In the period between Incident XXXX-205 and the facility's classification as an SCP object, SCP-XXXX demonstrated a strong preference for activating near the containment and transfer chambers of visual cognitohazards, resulting in significant additional casualties. Due to destruction or loss of internal records, it is currently unknown whether several SCP items and a great number of artifacts formerly contained within UCS-14 remain uncontained in the facility, have left its confines or been destroyed . This has added to the risk of survey expeditions; several personnel have been lost under unknown circumstances since 2005. Light-emitting electronics of all kinds entering SCP-XXXX appear to randomly become instances of SCP-XXXX-B. Addendum XXXX-A-1 (LEVEL XXXX-3 CLEARANCE REQUIRED) Addendum XXXX-A-1 UCS-14 Class D resource personnel records indicate an unusually high Class D resource turnover rate, as well as three separate Ethics Committee inquiries over four decades. While numerous personnel survived Incident XXXX-205, Prof. Zapatero's 2011 inquiry found the majority of these personnel suffered debilitating injuries, were given precautionary amnestic treatment following the incident or were otherwise unable to provide useful contextual information. Addendum XXXX-A-2 (LEVEL XXXX-4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED) Addendum XXXX-A-2 Light-detecting sensors were previously installed throughout UCS-14 for the tracking of light-emitting SCPs. SCP-XXXX staff remotely recalibrated these systems and utilized Class D resources slated for termination in an attempt to gather data on SCP-XXXX-B's activation patterns and develop methods of containment. Attempts to analyze the files on a Foundation analytical terminal resulted in connected monitors transmitting SCP-XXXX-B's effect and the permanent paralysis of Researcher ████ ███████████████████. This data is now automatically translated via a purely mechanical system into an alternating audio feed which exhibits no anomalous properties. Enough data was eventually accumulated to facilitate initial analysis and further reportage is expected by ██/██/████. Most importantly, Researchers C.B. Yang and T.L. Rutherford discovered that SCP-XXXX-B's strobe effect is neither stochastic or linear, but after the first 2 minutes of initiation begins exhibiting signs of non-random selection. At 3 minutes, SCP-XXXX-B's strobe effect consist of semi-random patterns interspersed with deliberate messages in Morse Code, although these messages appear far too quickly to be observed by unaided means. These Morse Code segments, available as Recording XXXX-1011A, were identified. 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Instances of SCP-XXXX-A observed on ██/██/████. Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Current containment procedures are oriented towards dispersing SCP-XXXX-A as promptly as possible, as well as suppressing public awareness of the anomalous nature of SCP-XXXX. To accomplish these goals, advanced facial recognition scanners have been covertly installed in every subway station managed by the New York City Metropolitan Transportation Authority, as well as attached personnel facilities. Foundation personnel embedded within the MTA Police's Interagency Counter-Terrorism Task Force have been tasked with maintaining a complete database of all known personnel and contractors employed by the MTA; upon the detection of any person not matching this database seen performing maintenance or construction activities in an MTA facility, members of on-site task force MTA Omicron-27 ("Train Simulators") are to be dispatched to investigate and if necessary disperse instances of SCP-XXXX-A. Following a confirmed reoccurrence of SCP-XXXX, Foundation personnel posing as officials from the New York branch of the National Transportation Safety Board are to stage an "unscheduled safety inspection", determine damage to MTA equipment and facilities (if any), and if necessary to prevent injury or loss of life, expedite repairs . Foundation personnel embedded in the MTA's administrative branch are to plausibly falsify official MTA statistics on subway delays, so as to deflect to the maximum extent possible external investigation into the cause of increased incidences of delays in city transit systems. In 2015, the O-5 Council commissioned a feasibility assessment of transferring the entire MTA system to Foundation control under the guise of privatization, but subsequently ruled such an action falls outside the best practice of minimally viable expenditures of Foundation resources. Instances of SCP-XXXX-A, accompanied by an instance of SCP-XXXX-B, observed on ██/██/████. Description: SCP-XXXX describes a recurring phenomena in the New York City subway system taking the superficial form of MTA work crews. SCP-XXXX activation events spontaneously occur during off-peak hours within MTA facilities, and through an unknown method defying standard models of causality, retroactively modify both MTA records and the memories of MTA personnel in order to provide cover for their deployment throughout the New York City subway system. Active instances of SCP-XXXX are composed of SCP-XXXX-A, anomalous male humanoid entities which modify MTA equipment including but not limited to tracks, switches, subway cars, electrical conduits, and transit control systems in a manner which leads to disruption of normal transit operations and in rare cases cause injury or death Upon completion of their tasks or when physically confronted by persons not employed by the MTA, instances of SCP-XXXX-A as well as their equipment will generally dematerialize. Confrontations between SCP-XXXX-A and members of the general population, as well as law enforcement personnel with the New York Police Department, have on at least 56 occasions necessitated the use of Class-A amnestics. When instances of SCP-XXXX-A are questioned by non-anomalous persons, they may verbally respond using up to 52 canned phrases in a stereotypical "Bronx" accent. Examples follow: "Hey, buddy. I'm workin' here!"

"What am I a mind reader? You got a problem pal, you talk to city hall."

"Hey, what? You boneheads are going to come to harass me on again?"

"I got 3 thousand switches grounded here, I got about 8 million miles of track I gotta check, you're gonna come and shake my monkey tree again?"

"Whatever you say putz." On occasion, SCP-XXXX-A instances are accompanied by SCP-XXXX-B, anomalous physical constructs resembling MTA work trains but which dematerialize mid-tunnel following the completion of an SCP-XXXX activation event or upon threat of containment. SCP-XXXX is currently believed to generate spontaneously between the hours of 8:00 p.m. and 3:00 a.m. EST. As MTA personnel are universally unaware of the anomalous nature of SCP-XXXX, it is currently estimated up to 30% of SCP-XXXX activation events are not accounted for by Foundation personnel, despite the deployment of facial recognition technology. Since the first known instance of SCP-XXXX in 20██, delays on the New York City subway system as measured by wait assessments have increased by 286%, while injuries and fatalities resulting from equipment malfunction or failure have risen by 22% . ADDENDUM-XXXX-1 ADDENDUM-XXXX-1 On ██/██/20██, entities matching the description of SCP-XXXX-A were observed working on the AirTrain JFK system connecting the MTA subway system to John F. Kennedy International Airport. While previous instances of SCP-XXXX-A have only been observed wearing MTA uniforms, entities observed during this incident wore clothing identifying themselves as employees of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, the public benefit corporation which administers the AirTrain JFK system. As a result, O5-██ has authorized the expansion of Foundation containment activities to include several Port Authority train systems; work is underway, but behind schedule. ADDENDUM-XXXX-2 ADDENDUM-XXXX-2 ADDENDUM XXXX-2: On ██/██/20██, instances of SCP-XXXX-A were detected attempting to deface Foundation surveillance devices installed at the subway station in █████ ████, ██████, using spray paint. Foundation personnel experienced no difficulty quickly re-establishing full integrity of containment systems.

Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept at an appropriate reliquary site designated for the storage of Euclid-class anomalous appliances with standard Foundation physical security and surveillance measures. SCP-XXXX is to be kept disconnected from any power sources except during approved tests, with its switch secured to the "off" position with high-grade electricians' tape . Under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be used for waste disposal. A 5-meter fence has been constructed around SCP-XXXX-A and is to be maintained at all times, with the cover story it is part of a waste-processing facility owned by Sewage Collection Partnerships, LTD. Five guards armed with lethal and less-lethal firearms, disguised as sanitation workers, are to maintain the perimeter at all times. The site of SCP-XXXX-B-EX is to be maintained for any recurrence of anomalous phenomena. If such phenomena is detected, Foundation containment specialists are to study said phenomena and make recommendation for further action. SCP-XXXX-A. Description: SCP-XXXX is a model ████-█ garbage disposal, ostensibly manufactured by the ████████████ Corporation in the year ████, installed into a non-anomalous stainless steel kitchen sink. When SCP-XXXX is connected to an electrical power supply of 240 volts or more and activated using the switch built into its base, all attempts to dispose of a physical object via SCP-XXXX (regardless of its mass, size, density, or other factors) succeed . The rubber flaps installed in the mouth of SCP-XXXX obscure the operation of the disposal mechanism , but during operation, noises approximating whirring mechanical components can be heard. No materials inserted into SCP-XXXX during operation will emerge from the output end of the device. SCP-XXXX-A is an abandoned construction site within the city limits of Newark, New Jersey, discovered by the Foundation after a remote radio transponder was inserted into SCP-XXXX. All materials put into SCP-XXXX will instantaneously rematerialize precisely 6.096 meters above the ground level of SCP-XXXX-A at a random position within the site, and after approximately 5-10 seconds, will comply with laws of physics, and thus in most cases crash to the ground. Additionally, it is believed more instances of SCP-XXXX may be operational and in use by parties unknown, as on many known occasions, new material has been deposited into SCP-XXXX-A. Carbon dating of materials found within SCP-XXXX-A indicate it has been the site of anomalous phenomena since the year 1975. SCP-XXXX-B-EX was a four-story office building located at █████ ███████, ██████, █████████████ ██ ██████ █████████ in the Cayman Islands(TK), until its destruction on ██/██/████. Personnel with specific clearance XXXX-B-3 should refer to incident log XXXX-42 for more information. Personnel with clearance XXXX-2 should refer document XXXX-A-1 for a partial accounting of objects, entities and other material discovered within SCP-XXXX-A. DOCUMENT XXXX-A-1 [XXXX-2 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] CREDENTIALS ACCEPTED. - Rusted chassis of a T-55 main battle tank, North Vietnamese Army pattern, turret partially destroyed/removed. Entire wreck is covered in 6-foot-wide bite marks.

- Estimated 6,000 kilograms of an unknown sky blue gelatinous substance designated a Level 5 Temporal Hazard .

- A 110 gallon steel drum filled with concrete. When D-Class resources cracked open the container, human remains were found inside perfectly matching Foundation genetic database records for Jimmy Hoffa, the President of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters from 1958-1971 who disappeared under suspicious circumstances in 1975 .

- Approximately 15 to 20 thousand used paper cups from a █████ brand coffee vending machine.

- 82 cans labeled "Beer Nuts," but when opened, disperse a cloud of hornets. Hornets replenish upon sealing the lid of the can.

- Several mounds of various mammalian bones.

- A rubber tire rolling in a circle with a diameter of 10 feet despite no apparent external force acting upon it. Instance will stop when physically restrained, but resume circling when let go.

- [REDACTED]

- Various stolen highway, safety and other signs in 14 languages.

- An eight-foot tall mound of wax and partially melted sacrificial candles.

- Several thousand cigarette butts.

- Four six-foot tall, framed oil paintings of former International Brotherhood of Teamsters president Jimmy Hoffa.

- Several hundred used condoms.

- A slow-moving stream of magma coming into existence from a point in the air approximately 6.096 meters above the ground, which flows over the course of 800 feet into the ██████████████████ River.

- Five barrels emitting noxious gas stamped with a biohazard symbol . D Class resources instructed to open the barrels were overcome by the fumes on approach and perished, despite use of self-contained breathing apparatus. Items within SCP-XXXX-A. - A cracked tube television of unknown model which displays a random live feed of surveillance footage from all Foundation containment sites. Screen blacked out as memetic hazard.

- [REDACTED]

- A burlap sack filled with severed █████ ███████.

- Several intermodal freight containers stamped with the MAERSK SEALAND logo, found to contain ██████ brand coffee cans stuffed with Quaaludes.

- Equivalent of several hundred million USD, in the form of defective counterfeit Chinese yuan .

- A perfect duplicate of SCP-████, a Keter-level hazard.

- Thousands of tons of compost and soil from various organic garbage.

- A human [REDACTED]

- [REDACTED]

- [REDACTED]

- [REDACTED]

- A human [DATA EXPUNGED]

- A completely stationary seagull positioned 6.096 meters above the ground, covered in the anomalous blue gelatinous substance noted prior.

- Documentation originally found preserved in the anomalous blue gel removed via extension grabber tool, which upon removal and restoration, was found to explain the origins of SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-A. Clearance XXXX-3 personnel should refer to attached document XXXX-A-07 for details. DOCUMENT XXXX-A-07 [XXXX-3 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] CREDENTIALS ACCEPTED. Drowning in your own filth? Too much garbage to put on the curb? Neighbors digging through your cans? Or just looking to get rid of the evidence - permanently? Never fear! Return to a life of effortless cleanliness with the DeGarbaginator, a genuine Morshall, Cartier and Darke (tm) product which will neatly shred and deposit your waste into extradimensional space, never to return or again be seen by human eyes. Interested parties should post Morshall, Cartier and Darke at ██████ ███████, ██████ ███████ ███████, in Shenyen, China, ████████. No refunds. Document appears to be a printout from the "For Sale" section of the London, U.K.-specific Craigslist, as it appeared on ██/██/████. INCIDENT LOG XXXX-42 [XXXX-B-3 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] CREDENTIALS ACCEPTED. SCP-XXXX-B-EX's location was discovered in 2013 by Foundation financial intelligence assets which traced a financial transaction involved in the leasing of the Shenyen, China mailing address noted on Document XXXX-A-07, though a complicated network of front and dummy corporations, digital banking services and other obfuscatory measures. MTF Theta-91 ("White Collars") was dispatched to the address to investigate, and, upon seeing a Morshall, Cartier and Darke logo on a truck located outside, breached the building with the intent of capturing individuals tied to the organization. SCP-XXXX-B-EX was found mostly empty, but with several occupied offices in a state of damage and disarray. Video showed multiple mutilated bodies, evidence of a firefight, and evidence of the deliberate use of anomalous weaponry or [REDACTED] consistent with [REDACTED] known to be in use by operatives of ████████, ██████, ███ ████. MTF Theta-91 also recorded a message written in a red substance on the walls of a conference room reading "CEASE & DESIST." The interior of SCP-XXXX-C exhibited unknown but extremely violent temporal, physical and unexplained anomalies including presence of hostile entitites. Within 2 minutes of breach, Command lost contact with all on-site MTF Theta-91 assets, and remaining MTF members were withdrawn. The building was destroyed by objective-justified use of SCP-████, resulting in the cessation of anomalous phenomena. The Foundation Inter-Organization Liasion Office has sought an inquiry with representatives of a group of interest believed associated with this event .

Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept at an appropriate reliquary site designated for the storage of Euclid-class anomalous appliances with standard Foundation physical security and surveillance measures. While SCP-XXXX itself is classed as Safe, SCP-XXXX-A is classed as a Euclid subtype and may not be directly interacted with outside of approved experiments. SCP-XXXX is always to be held in a facility actively certified in the handling of Safe-class objects, except during appropriate transit methods. When SCP-XXXX is not subject to such logistical constraints, an absolute minimum distance of 60 meters (approximately 197 feet) is to be maintained between SCP-XXXX and any material that, if manifested within SCP-XXXX-A, poses a possibility of compromising containment. Foundation intelligence and disinformation units are to mantain a cover story that SCP-XXXX-A is part of a waste-processing facility owned by Sewage Collection Partnerships, LTD., which is managed by a front company located in the People's Republic of China (Shenzen, Guandong Province). A 5-meter-tall fence has been constructed around SCP-XXXX-A; this fencing is to be maintained and moved as necessary to ensure a 5,000-meter cordon between itself and any anomalous phenomena manifesting within SCP-XXXX-A. Site directors are responsible for developing and enacting a plan to ensure no unauthorized access to or observation of SCP-XXXX-A occurs. Personnel are reminded that under no circumstances is SCP-XXXX to be used for waste disposal. SCP-XXXX-A. Description: SCP-XXXX is a model ████-█ garbage disposal, ostensibly manufactured by the ████████████ Corporation in the year ████, formerly found installed in a non-anomalous stainless steel kitchen sink. When SCP-XXXX is connected to an electrical power supply of 240 volts or more and activated using the switch built into its base, all attempts to dispose of a physical object via SCP-XXXX (regardless of its mass, size, density, or other factors) succeed . The rubber flaps installed in the mouth of SCP-XXXX obscure the operation of the disposal mechanism, but during operation, noises approximating whirring mechanical components can be heard . No materials inserted into SCP-XXXX during operation will emerge from the output end of the device. Items within SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-A is an abandoned construction site within the city limits of Newark, New Jersey, discovered by the Foundation after a high-power RFID device was inserted into SCP-XXXX. All materials put into SCP-XXXX will instantaneously rematerialize precisely 6.096 meters above the ground level of SCP-XXXX-A at a random position within the site, and after approximately 5-10 seconds, will comply with laws of physics, and thus in most cases crash to the ground. Additionally, it is believed more instances of SCP-XXXX may be operational and in use by parties unknown, as on many known occasions, new material has been deposited into SCP-XXXX-A. Carbon dating of materials found within SCP-XXXX-A indicate it has been the site of anomalous phenomena since the year 1975. SCP-XXXX-B-EX was a four-story office building located at █████ ███████, ██████, █████████████ ██ ██████ █████████ in the Cayman Islands(TK), until its destruction on ██/██/████. Personnel with specific clearance XXXX-B-3 should refer to incident log XXXX-42 for more information. Personnel with clearance XXXX-2 should refer document XXXX-A-1 for a partial accounting of objects, entities and other material discovered within SCP-XXXX-A. DOCUMENT XXXX-A-1 [XXXX-2 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] CREDENTIALS ACCEPTED. - Rusted chassis of a T-55 main battle tank, North Vietnamese Army pattern, turret partially destroyed/removed. Entire wreck is covered in 6-foot-wide bite marks.

- Estimated 6,000 kilograms of an unknown sky blue gelatinous substance designated a Level 5 Temporal Hazard .

- A 110 gallon steel drum filled with concrete. When D-Class resources cracked open the container, human remains were found inside perfectly matching Foundation genetic database records for Jimmy Hoffa, the President of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters from 1958-1971 who disappeared under suspicious circumstances in 1975 .

- Approximately 15 to 20 thousand used paper cups from a █████ brand coffee vending machine.

- 82 cans labeled "Beer Nuts," but when opened, disperse a cloud of hornets. Hornets seem to replenish upon sealing the lid of the can.

- Several mounds of various mammalian bones.

- A rubber tire rolling in a circle with a diameter of 10 feet despite no apparent external force acting upon it. Instance will stop when physically restrained, but resume circling when let go.

- [REDACTED]

- Various stolen highway, safety and other signs in 14 languages and several thousand unknown scripts.

- An eight-foot tall mound of wax and partially melted sacrificial candles.

- A 50-meter-high granite sculpture of former International Brotherhood of Teamsters president Jimmy Hoffa (found on its side). The feet of said sculpture are encased in solid, 5x5x5 meter squares of concrete.

- Several thousand cigarette butts.

- Four six-foot tall, framed oil paintings of former International Brotherhood of Teamsters president Jimmy Hoffa.

- Several hundred used condoms.

- A slow-moving stream of magma coming into existence from a point in the air approximately 6.096 meters above the ground, which flows over the course of 800 feet into the ██████████████████ River.

- Five barrels emitting noxious gas stamped with a biohazard symbol . D Class resources instructed to open the barrels were overcome by the fumes on approach and perished, despite use of self-contained breathing apparatus.

- A cracked tube television of unknown model which displays a random live feed of surveillance footage from all Foundation containment sites. Screen blacked out as memetic hazard.

- [REDACTED]

- A burlap sack filled with severed █████ ███████.

- Several intermodal freight containers stamped with the MAERSK SEALAND logo, found to contain ██████-brand coffee cans stuffed with Quaaludes.

- Furniture apparently designed for use by non-humanoid entities and infested with insects resembling Cimex lectularius (the common bed bug).

- Toys resembling Tiger Electronics' "Furby" dolls. Units become ambulatory in the presence of humans and attempt to attack them, though Foundation personnel have reported no fatalities or injuries resulting from these encounters as they apparently possess no other special qualities. Units return to their original location and cease movement in the absence of humans.

- Rotting briefcases containing the monetary equivalent of several hundred million USD, in the form of defective counterfeit Chinese yuan . The quantity of yuan is noted to fluctuate according to the current dollar-yuan exchange rate.

- An inert but otherwise perfect duplicate of SCP-████, a Keter-level hazard.

- Thousands of tons of compost and soil from various organic garbage.

- [REDACTED]

- [REDACTED]

- [REDACTED] noted for its resemblance to International Brotherhood of Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa.

- [REDACTED]

- A completely stationary seagull positioned 6.096 meters above the ground, covered in the anomalous blue gelatinous substance noted prior.

- A crushed and compacted vehicle of unknown manufacture, yellow, within a short radius of which all personnel report mental recall of a tune identified as the theme song of The Benny Hill Show. Various crushed and mangled human limbs point out of the wreck at unnatural angles, with samples of each identified through various methods (DNA profiling, fingerprinting, etc.) as matching former International Brotherhood of Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa.

- Documentation originally found preserved in the anomalous blue gel removed via extension grabber tool, which upon removal and restoration, was found to explain the origins of SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-A. Clearance XXXX-3 personnel should refer to attached document XXXX-A-07 for details. DOCUMENT XXXX-A-07 [XXXX-3 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] CREDENTIALS ACCEPTED. Drowning in your own filth? Too much garbage to put on the curb? Neighbors digging through your cans? Or just looking to get rid of the evidence - permanently? Never fear! Return to a life of effortless cleanliness with the DeGarbaginator, a genuine Morshall, Cartier and Darke (tm) product which will neatly shred and deposit your waste into extradimensional space, never to return or again be seen by human eyes. Interested parties should post Morshall, Cartier and Darke at ██████ ███████, ██████ ███████ ███████, in Shenzen, China, ████████. No refunds. Document appears to be a printout from the "For Sale" section of the London, U.K.-specific Craigslist, as it appeared on ██/██/████. INCIDENT LOG XXXX-42 [XXXX-B-3 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] CREDENTIALS ACCEPTED. SCP-XXXX-B-EX's location was discovered in 2013 by Foundation financial intelligence assets which traced a financial transaction involved in the leasing of the Shenzen, China mailing address noted on Document XXXX-A-07, though a complicated network of front and dummy corporations, digital banking services and other obfuscatory measures. MTF Theta-91 ("White Collars") was dispatched to the address to investigate, and, upon seeing a Morshall, Cartier and Darke logo on a truck located outside, breached the building with the intent of capturing individuals tied to the organization. SCP-XXXX-B-EX was found mostly empty, but with several occupied offices in a state of damage and disarray. Video showed multiple mutilated bodies, evidence of a firefight, and evidence of the deliberate use of anomalous weaponry or [REDACTED] consistent with [REDACTED] known to be in use by operatives of ████████, ██████, ███ ████. MTF Theta-91 also recorded a message written in a red substance on the walls of a conference room reading "CEASE & DESIST." The interior of SCP-XXXX-C exhibited unknown but extremely violent temporal, physical and unexplained anomalies including presence of hostile entitites. Within 2 minutes of breach, Command lost contact with elements of on-site MTF Theta-91 assets, and remaining MTF members were withdrawn. The building was destroyed by objective-justified use of SCP-████, resulting in the cessation of anomalous phenomena. Missing members of MTF Theta-91 were later discovered conducting routine duties at home base with no apparent memory of the deployment. The Foundation Inter-Organization Liasion Office has sought an inquiry with representatives of a group of interest believed associated with this event .

View of SCP-XXXX within internal chamber iteration █, last camera in operation approaching failure.

Item #: SCP-XXXX SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must be contained within a cell meeting Chemical Hazard Level 08 standards at Underground Containment Site-██-█. Said cell is to be lined with an non-reactive alloy and 8cm of reinforcing armor and constructed according to standards specified by the operating Hazardous Materials supervisor with reasonably available materials. Upon the storage of SCP-XXXX into this chamber, it is to be welded permanently shut. SCP-XXXX must remain under constant visual observation via fiber-optic camera and LED lighting at all times. This cell is to be suspended within a larger container with additional corrosion-resistant shielding. This entire containment mechanism is to be referred to as the primary chamber. All open spaces within the primary chamber are to be filled with sand. All egress passageways from the primary chamber are to be no shorter than 20m in length and equipped with a mechanism capable of flooding the entire channel with sand. Containment personnel are to maintain a reserve chamber identical in specifications to the primary chamber at all times. In the event of a containment breach from the primary chamber, SCP-XXXX will be transferred to the secondary chamber, which will be referred to as the primary chamber henceforth. The failed chamber will be decommissioned, decontaminated, and re-assembled as the new secondary chamber. In the event of a containment breach, SCP-XXXX may be stunned by direct electric current or exposure to freezing temperatures, and must subsequently be covered in a granular/particulate matter such as sand, sawdust, or gravel. SCP-XXXX is then to be returned to the appropriate containment chamber. Personnel are prohibited from using other means to subdue SCP-XXXX, and no SCP teams with less than 3 members are cleared to engage it. If SCP-XXXX cannot be suppressed by automated internal security measures, all onsite personnel are to evacuate. Task Force Theta-36 (Muck Ruckers) is to be deployed into the facility with authorization to use all methods at its disposal to reassert containment of the entity. Task Force Theta-36 command should be ready to enact failsafe measures if a full containment breach is deemed imminent. Addendum: Works created by SCP-XXXX are to be preserved for study, excepting those involving extent SCP personnel. - Site-██-█ Research Director ████████████ Description: SCP-XXXX is an animate construction consisting of wet clay, paint, and various adornments including but not limited to hair, beads, feathers, and colored string. In its latent state, SCP-XXXX resembles an emaciated humanoid figure with distorted facial features, multiple heads, and an indeterminate number of limbs. It is capable of changing its physical structure at will with no consideration to conservation of mass; SCP-XXXX has been observed to modify its form as necessary to accommodate for movement and can force itself through any gap in physical barriers. While undisturbed, SCP-XXXX will typically rest in a sitting posture, but also stand and pace the inside of its enclosure. SCP-XXXX is capable of pulling various objects, including but not limited to knives, paint brushes, sculpting and carving tools, adornments, and blunt instruments out of its body. It is unknown where these objects originate, and the creature will typically re-absorb them after use. SCP-XXXX has been observed to continually decorate, mold, and mutilate itself using these objects and its own fingers, forming itself into various works of art. The clay composing most of SCP-XXXX's mass has additionally proven to be corrosive to all known materials. The entity will react aggressively to most external stimuli, including objects and persons it appears to perceive as the source of those stimuli. SCP-XXXX will rapidly attempt to envelop and absorb the target of its assault, dismantling or eviscerating the target where necessary to facilitate ingestion. SCP-XXXX has been observed growing additional limbs, mouths, and unidentified appendages, as well as utilizing the physical tools at its disposal, to aid in its assaults on organic targets. SCP-XXXX will also attack by immobilizing a target and slicing or pulling parts of its own body off and smearing the separated mass on the target. There is no known upper boundary on what SCP-XXXX is capable of absorbing. Animate construct built by SCP-XXXX. Destroyed. In the time between its emergence from the suspected point of origin and recovery by MTF Mu-86 ("Kick It Like Pelé"), SCP-XXXX created 12 separate artistic constructs from local and unidentified materials. Several were animate, and at least two contained what appeared to be living [DATA EXPUNGED]. All were razed after documentation. SCP-XXXX has also burned markings of an unknown nature into the container walls. After observation within containment for ████ days, [REDACTED] to allow an attempt at direct communication with the entity via a two-way microphone. The entity was initially unresponsive, until researchers brought up the subject of its "art" on the basis of text recovered from its point of origin (see attached documentation). SCP-XXXX has since remained unresponsive to attempts to communicate any concepts unrelated to discussion of its "art". A partial transcript of the exchange between the ██-█ research team and SCP-XXXX can be found below. No information provided by SCP-XXXX has demonstrated utility in containment. Interview Log XXXX-1: Interview With Research Team, ██/██/████ Interview Log XXXX-1: Interview With Research Team, ██/██/████ Dr. Carvalhão: What was the purpose of your actions in São Paulo? SCP-XXXX: Exhibition of latest creation. Live performance of creative process. Dr. Carvalhão: I see. How do you feel with the results of this exhibition? SCP-XXXX: Many critics. Dr. Rocha: Elaborate on that statement. SCP-XXXX: No. Inquire about use of reds to illustrate mortality. Dr. Rocha: Humor me. SCP-XXXX: Interpretation is inextricable from context. Dr. Carvalhão: What is your origin? SCP-XXXX: Classical training. Also boring. Ask about similes, metaphorical implication of work. Dr. Carvalhão: Okay. Let's focus on your art. SCP-XXXX: Yes. Yes. Dr. Rocha: Explain the purpose of the markings you have carved onto the interior of your containment unit. SCP-XXXX: They are symbolic. Increase meaning of captivity. Ask about subtle play of color from fluorescent light. Adroit. Dr. Charalambou: Do you sign your work? SCP-XXXX: There is no need as there is no imitation. Addendum XXXX-1: Text Recovered From SCP-XXXX Point Of Origin Addendum XXXX-1: Text Recovered From SCP-XXXX Point Of Origin [Indecipherable.]

NO MORE TISSUE AND NO MORE BONE

WHAT IS A MAN WITH FLESH FOR A HOME?

BRING ME THE WATER

BRING ME THE PAIL

BRING ME THE MUD AND THE KNIFE AND THE FLAIL

MAKE [Indecipherable.] ART. MAKE [Indecipherable.]

Formal state-sponsored organizations which investigate and/or destroy SCPs, such as the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Unusual Instances Unit (UIU), the Office for the Reclamation of Islamic Artifacts (ORIA), or the Global Occult Coalition (GOC), do not have independent freedom of action due to their subservient status and are not covered in this report. Unlike objective-oriented terrorist organizations which are categorized along their degree of specialization in coercion and the territorial focus of their attacks, anomalous groups of interest are sorted into two primary categories: rational and non-rational. This is because GOIs are by definition highly specialized in coercion through merit of surviving multiple exposures to anomalous objects. “Rational” groups are those who utilize SCP artifacts in pursuit of a broader goal. For rational organizations, SCP artifacts are a useful tool applicable towards an ideological or practical end. Rational groups are generally much better at blending into society. Depending on their access to resources and personnel, these groups range from individual self-directed cells of operatives to large hierarchal organizations which span across multiple states. GOIs in the “rational” category can be to some extent expected to operate in ways analogous to non-anomalous paramilitary organizations such as terrorist or criminal networks. “Non-rational” groups are those for whom either some form of anomalous activity is the intended objective. This categorization includes cults and other devotional sects, anomalous art (anart) creative groups, terrorist organizations with abnormal ideology, and any other group of unclear or indeed preternatural objectives. Broadly speaking these groups cannot blend into society easily and their members exist either in isolation from or in subcultures of normal social structures. Like “rational” groups they vary dramatically in size and organizational complexity. GOIs in the “non-rational” category can not be expected to operate in a logically coherent or objective-oriented manner and by definition their operations are unpredictable or erratic. Types of rational groups:

Profit-Oriented (Criminal) These groups are defined by their use of SCP artifacts in pursuit of personal profit and vary in size from small criminal gangs using a single SCP to commit crimes to large international syndicates involved in the trafficking and sale of anomalous artifacts. They tend to have access to large amounts of conventional armaments. Because their profits are generated from trade between the commonplace world and the aberrant, Foundation assets can track them with relative ease. Some are tolerated as means of locating uncontained artifacts, or tracking their movements between GOIs. Politically-Oriented (Terrorist) Terrorist GOIs utilize SCP items as tools in campaigns of coercion designed to achieve measurable cultural or political ends. Their membership tends to be similar to that of other non-state terror groups. Size ranges from small cells to extended networks, and occasionally major paramilitary groups capable of deploying combined-arms forces. These groups are to be considered neutralized as GOIs when purged of anomalous activity, and relevant, falsified, or redacted counter-terrorism information may be distributed to national governments with the authorization of a Supervisory Intelligence Officer. Decommissioning-Oriented (Reactionary) Reactionary organizations demonize and pursue SCP artifacts in general, as well as specific artifacts which are related to their overall agenda, which they deem to be inherently hostile or anemic to humanity. Reactionary GOIs include freelance anomaly investigators, paranormal “exterminators,” sects or departments of organized religions dedicated to fighting any manner of abnormalities, and media organizations which report on conspiracy theories related to SCPs. It also includes posses or impromptu “mobs” organized to fight anomalous activity which persist more than several days. These groups are to be fed disinformation and suppressed in the public dialogue. Foundation psychological warfare experts will design and commission “skeptic” studies to discredit reactionary groups. Types of nonrational groups:

Worship-Oriented (Cultist) Cultist GOIs are those who follow a religion that is either anomalous in practice, or has become devoted to somehow preternatural or anomalous ends, including worship of SCPs. Standard Foundation protocol is to immediately neutralize these organizations and contain the artifacts under question, terminate key leadership, and return to normalcy their membership where possible. These organizations are specifically categorized along their size/complexity and threat level of the artifacts in their possession. Some examples of categorizations follow: Low Size / Low Threat : Congregational. Unable to pose a significant threat due to lack of anomalous or conventional resources, and with a low extant membership, congregational GOIs are local and impotent. Lack of external influence sometimes leads to desperation, and groups in this category are prone to mass suicide or other self-destructive tendencies. They may or may not be at danger from their proximity to an artifact. Congregationalists are primarily the object of Foundation attention as a signal of uncontained Safe or, more rarely, Euclid level SCPs. Middling Size / Low Threat : Militant. These groups are primarily defined by their ability to mobilize organized personnel in conjunction with conventional resources. While their access to SCP artifacts is limited, they may use them as part of an overall paramilitary strategy. High Size / High Threat : Expansionary. Cults in this category have usually survived multiple attempts at suppression and have been aided in their expansion by high recruitment levels and access to either powerful or multiple artifacts. They often retain large amounts of conventional weaponry and are capable of deploying them without hesitation, although they are vulnerable to any real contest of arms against Foundation forces or national governments and actively attempt to hide their centers of activity from surveillance. Expansionary cults cannot be destroyed in one action and require dedicated campaigns to monitor and contest their movements and growth. Low Size / High Threat : Puritanical. These groups pose the highest threat to Foundation resources and the general public. Their small size implies a high level of exclusivity, while their ability to not only survive exposure to but actively utilize highly destructive or dangerous artifacts indicates a high level of precision and skill. Due to their small size, they can remain hidden. Shared ideology is often messianic or eschatonic. Detection of a puritanical group requires immediate Foundation intervention and recommended procedure is summary and wholesale liquidation of group membership. Production-Oriented (Generative) These groups are notable primarily for the organized production of anomalous artifacts. They fall into two categories: artistic/creative or additive. Aristic / Creative : Artistic groups which utilize SCPs have motives that are expressive. They vary in size from small cells of impoverished anartists to dedicated groups with access to funding and resources. Direct intelligence surveillance has proven ineffective, and group infiltration is difficult, as the organizations often prove transient and internally volatile. Theoretical delineation along the lines of artistic “schools” has proven more effective. Additive : Additive organizations are poorly understood. Their creation of SCP objects is tied to no rational objective or end, as their ability to manufacture said objects implies freedom from traditional monetary or resource constraints. Additive GOIs most often use techniques of mass production to fabricate either multiple identical copies of one anomalous object, or multiple variations on a distinct theme. They often pose a distinct threat to society at large. However, outright destruction of these groups is thought to pose a serious challenge to understanding how dangerous artifacts Liberation-Oriented (Abolitionist) Anomalous These groups cannot be categorized, indeed even in theory, due to their inherently anomalous and reality-defying properties. Examples include Alexlyva University, and the Transformational Path adherents of Aum Shinrikyo. Persons involved with these organizations should be culled and every effort made to suppress their activities. If possible, the groups themselves should be contained.

SCP-XXXX cannot be relocated and is contained onsite at Area-867. As it is located within a private residence, all personnel at Area-867 must wear plainclothes when in view of area citizens, and are to maintain the cover story that is a residential rental property. Foundation liaisons within local law enforcement organizations are to ensure that no third party law enforcement, intelligence, security, emergency, etc. personnel attempt to enter Area-867. At no point are Area-867 personnel to communicate or socialize with persons who are not Foundation staff, except in accordance with the cover story. Foundation personnel are not to approach within 3 meters of SCP-XXXX during astronomical night. The door to SCP-XXXX is to remain closed (and padlocked) at all other times, excluding once monthly to visually confirm the structural integrity of the next furthest door, and is to be further separated within a negative pressure isolation chamber from other parts of Area-867. MTF-Iota-18, “Vigilancia,” must be stationed on-site and capable of responding to any possible breach of any objects or entities that emerge from SCP-XXXX. = SCP-XXXX is an 100-foot, extraspatial corridor accessible from a heavy-set, wrought iron door in the basement of 198 Cuautepec, Mexico City. The corridor comprising SCP-XXXX can only be accessed from the door accessible from the basement; the wall in which it is set adjoins the neighboring basement of 200 Cuautepec, which does not exhibit any anomalous or unusual properties. The interior of SCP-XXXX is split into five smaller rooms of equal length by doors of a similar make. Upon the entrance of an individual into the fifth chamber of SCP-XXXX, the previously passed doors will slam shut in successive order with an estimated force of hundreds of thousands of Newtons ; it is currently not understood how the interior doors withstand this impact, although periodic checks have shown they of brittle fracture over time. Opening the door at the end then leads to the exterior of SCP-XXXX; upon the exit of the individual, this door will again slam shut and the process can be restarted. Any introduced materials remaining in chambers one through four can no longer be located and is to be considered lost. SCP-XXXX first came to the attention of Foundation personnel after the disappearance of several local youth, as well as two responding Policía Federal Preventiva officers. It was initially believed to be a relatively mundane spatial anomaly of little interest. However, recovered materials suggested that an entity or entities, SCP-XXXX-1, is/are attempting to transverse SCP-XXXX from the other side, only to repeatedly find itself/themselves returning to their point of origin. Due to the unknown nature of SCP-XXXX-1, and the high likelihood that SCP-XXXX was constructed to contain it within, the containment assessment team deemed it in accordance with least harm principles to maintain the site as it was found at the time of discovery and no attempts to enter SCP-XXXX have been made since. As first noted on the date of initial containment, during astronomical night the sound of slamming doors, as well as screaming/screeching vocalizations that have been subjectively described by earwitnesses as highly unpleasant, can be heard within SCP-XXXX. Since its recovery on ██/██/████, the noise produced during these phases has risen from approximately 80 dB to over 184 dB. The door leading into SCP-XXXX has also been recorded to fall to very low temperatures. On the date of discovery the lowest recorded temperature, coinciding with 2:23 a.m. CST, was -96 degrees Celsius. In the intervening years this effect has become more pronounced, with temperature of the door once recorded as low as -350 degrees Celsius. Surviving historical records show that 198 Cuautepec was constructed by a now-defunct firm, Escobedo LTD, on behalf of a client whose name has not been recovered for the sum of eighty thousand dollars. Original blueprints obtained from the Mexico City municipal records office show plans for a walk-in freezer room accessible from the entrance that today leads into SCP-XXXX. It is unknown whether this room was ever constructed; the spot where it would have existed is the basement 200 Cuautepec, which was built in 1963.

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