We've presented the pages here as a facsimile of the original Word document - with the authors' corrections and strikethroughs (of discarded sections) as they appeared on the page. The blue text - again, presented as it appears in the actual script - denotes revisions made to the final draft.

So, if you happen to be a dreadful would-be comedy writer posting Peep Show fan-fiction on comedy discussion boards in the hope that the producers might snap you up for future projects, why not take a look how it's supposed to be done...