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Chewing gum is cool!

#nicethings



#Breaking: 10 dead in US drone strike in North Waziristan.



I fucking LOVE #Spotify!



#Breaking: 13 dead helicopter massacre in Eastern Baghdad.



January...



February...



March...



My #hhipster score is higher than yours on #Klout!



#Breaking: 4 dead after sortie into Gaza strip.



THEY HAVE BOMBED THE BOSTON MARATHON.



April...



#Breaking: 10 dead in bomb blast in Iraq.



Low blow, dude.



Huh?



Don't pretend you weren't making a point.



About what?



Don't try to pretend you are not using a tragedy in Boston to make a cheap political point.



I didn't mention Boston!



Yeah, exactly.



WTF?



Can't you be sensitive for one minute? People have died.



Which people? The Iraqis or the Bostonians?



Blocked, for politicizing a tragedy. #Asshole



This isn't about you. Why do you have to be so selfish?



I have no idea what you are talking about.