Anaheim: #1 Gang Here Is the Police

City officials in Anaheim have asked for a federal investigation into two fatal police shootings of young unarmed Latino men that have sparked days of escalating protests by residents who charge police have long acted like "death squads" in Hispanic communities. Police have made at least 24 arrests, fired rubber bullets and pepper spray, and at one surreal point released a dog into a crowd.

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Breathe Easy, America: Deadly Cardboard Thieves Nabbed At Last

New Jersey, nay, all of America can breathe a sigh of relief now that state police have utilized their considerable organization skills, stepped up to the Heinous Crimes plate, and arrested three guys who were stealing old cardboard boxes from behind Wal-Mart and Sam's Club to sell to recyclers. We feel safer already. "Col. Rick Fuentes of the New Jersey State Police: "This group invested a considerable amount of time to create an enterprise with the sole purpose to steal cardboard.”

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