rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Neutralized Special Containment Procedures: As of 7/20/2017, SCP-XXXX has ben redesignated as Neutralized. As a precautionary measure, █████████.com is to continue to be restricted from the public and activity is to be monitored. Description: SCP-XXXX designates a user account on █████████.com, a forum previously used by the online conspiracy theory community. Except during testing, there are currently no active accounts on █████████.com besides SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX uses the forum to hold conversations with itself on the topic of conspiracy theories. Regi seems to "role play" as separate users, portraying anywhere from 2 to 50 individuals in a single thread. This discussion is often rambling and incoherent, and theories proposed by Regi follow a "dream-like" logic. When an individual reads content posted by Regi for anywhere between 10-15 minutes, they will begin to become effected by SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects. Individuals will begin to perceive SCP-XXXX as conversations between unique individuals, and will deny that the are all posted by a single user. They will begin to perceive theories proposed by Regi as logically coherent, and will use the forum to create threads and reply to posts in order to communicate with Regi. Affected people initially report feelings of security, clarity, and general well-being, but these feelings gradually give way into intense paranoia and anxiety. After a period of 2-5 weeks, the affected person will recieve a private message from Regi, varying in content. Shortly after, the person will suddenly cease brain activity, and a counter labeled "mass" on Regi's user bio will increase by 1. The affected person's speech style will continue to show up in posts posted by Regi. SCP-XXXX displays traits of a hivemind, and through testing, has shown the problem solving ability of one. SCP-XXXX however does not seem to use this capability outside of testing. Through questioning, SCP-XXXX displays no knowledge of the Foundation or other paragovernment organizations. Collection of messages received from Regi by affected persons: Regi: You have a great personality and people enjoy being around you. The only reason women ignore you is to torture you and watch you squirm. You'll expose the truth about them, and finally get the attention you deserve. Regi: You've devoted so much time and money to the cause, and all you get in return are insults, but you speak the truth. Your cause is just. It has to be. Regi: Sure you flunked out of school, but people just can't recognize true intelligence. You'll be the one to show them Earth's true shape. Regi: Towers don't just explode. That's ridiculous. Someone has to be in charge of it all. It's the only thing that makes sense. The world can't be chaotic and uncaring. Addendum XXXX-1:

Following interviews with Regi, SCP-XXXX has begun to show references to the Foundation. There is no indication however that any entities in control of SCP-XXXX actually understand what the Foundation is or does. SCP-XXXX is to continue to be monitored. Addendum XXXX-2

SCP-XXXX now contains references to the Foundation that indicate a clear understanding of the Foundation and its purpose. Additionally, posts by Regi are increasingly logical and less incomprehensible, and show a clear train of thought in each post. Investigations are to be carried out to determine how SCP-XXXX is obtaining this information. Addendum XXXX-3

Through investigation, it has been determined that an individual named "Regi" has been contacting groups with knowledge of the anomalous over the internet inquiring about the Foundation. It is suspected that SCP-XXXX has copies of Foundation documents now, as SCP-XXXX has been discussing specific SCP objects in the forum. While this constitutes a major breach in security, since access to SCP-XXXX is extremely easy to contain, personnel are not to interfere with SCP-XXXX activities. Addendum XXXX-4

After lengthy discussions about SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX, and SCP-XXXX, accompanied by unusual hostility and infighting among SCP-XXXX, all SCP-XXXX activity spontaneously ceased. The final activity by SCP-XXXX was a thread consisting of the phrase "it's a cold world" in all posts. Addendum XXXX-5

Since no activity has been observed from SCP-XXXX in 6 months, SCP-XXXX has been reclassified as neutralized.

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: A perimeter is to be constructed around the area SCP-XXXX-A encompasses and guarded by at least 5 security personnel under the guise of privately owned property. No persons are allowed into SCP-XXXX-A without consent from a Level 3 Researcher. In the event that SCP-XXXX is accidentally activated, Foundation personnel are to instruct the persons inside SCP-XXXX-A to convince SCP-XXXX-B to eject them from the area. If this cannot be accomplished, additional security personnel are to be requested, and the area of patrol is to be increased as necessary to prevent civilians from viewing anomalous activity inside SCP-XXXX-A. This perimeter is to be maintained until SCP-XXXX deactivates. Description: SCP-XXXX is a 400 meter by 400 meter area of land located in a remote region of the island of Maui, designated SCP-XXXX-A. Besides typical flora and fauna, SCP-XXXX-A contains a vacation home owned by DH Supply and a group of various wooden statues carved in the traditional Polynesian "Tiki" style, located near the home. SCP-XXXX-B designates a group of an estimated 10-15 incorporeal entities with limited reality-bending capabilities located within SCP-XXXX-A. These entities do not appear while SCP-XXXX is inactive, and SCP-XXXX-B's abilities are limited to the creation, destruction, and moving of objects within SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-B will communicate with persons within SCP-XXXX-A by using their abilities to indent English sentences and phrases into the ground. Once a group of a minimum of 10 individuals is present inside SCP-XXXX-A simultaneously, SCP-XXXX will activate. SCP-XXXX-A will be surrounded by an invisible barrier, preventing entry to and exit from the area. SCP-XXXX-B will communicate with the persons trapped inside SCP-XXXX-A, instructing them that they will partake in a series of recreational challenges, in which they will earn "bonding points". SCP-XXXX-B will arbitrarily divide the individuals into two groups, and claim the barrier surrounding SCP-XXXX-A will be lifted once one group acquires a randomly decided number of "bonding points". From then on, SCP-XXXX-B will force the two groups to compete against each other in a series of competitions, providing food and shelter for them inside the vacation home. Eventually, SCP-XXXX-B will progressively begin to neglect the competition and the providing of resources for the two groups, with the entities comprising SCP-XXXX-B focusing instead on verbally combating with each other and the use of their abilities for reasons unrelated to the contest. All groups except one that have been sent into SCP-XXXX-A eventually expired before the competition could be concluded due to starvation or SCP-XXXX-B's abilities, with SCP-XXXX deactivating and the boundary around SCP-XXXX-A de-manifesting once all individuals eventually deceased. Before the manifestation of SCP-XXXX, the vacation home and the surrounding land was used by DH Supply as a hosting spot for their annual employee retreat. During one of these events on 6/12/2017, 20 of the 25 DH Supply employees staying in the area were found dead, with 5 declared missing. Investigation has not determined a cause for these deaths, and the 5 persons declared missing have not been recovered. 2 weeks after the bodies were discovered, SCP-XXXX manifested and was activated for the first time shortly afterward. these observations were gained by sending a group of d-class into the island, d-class are equipped with video recording equipment first challenge is a sock hop race second challenge is a scavenger hunt, one of the things to find is John's human decency third challenge is a pie eating contest which is cut short when the entities decide to do an accounting contest 4th day nothing happens, but people observe the statues throwing egg muffin sandwhiches at each other, all the d-class get tropical drinks with an apology note from the island guardian 5th day is a relay race, interrupted with the entites showing the group a picture of a woman and asking whether or not she was attractive or not 6th day nothing happens, except each d-class gets a ballot and they vote on whether they would eat someone else's egg muffin sandwhich, they get more drinks 7th day it begins to rain and the weather starts to get violent, begins to rain egg muffin sandwiches, the d-class get an interview with the guardian spirit 8th day the storm reaches its peak, the house is being severely damaged and several of the d-class are wounded, one of the d-class asks the dieties whether its really worth arguing about egg muffin sandwhiches, the entites shit on him and expell everyone from the island + Observation XXXX/26 Transcription - Observation XXXX/26 Transcription Foreward: The following document transcribes the events that occurred within SCP-XXXX-A during Observation XXXX/26. 20 D-Class personnel was sent into SCP-XXXX-A equipped with solar-powered video recording equipment sending footage back to Foundation personnel. The group was instructed to participate in the competition for as long as possible and gather as much data as they could. This group is the only group that has left SCP-XXXX-A alive. [BEGIN TRANSCRIPTION] Day 1: SCP-XXXX-B behaves as expected, with the group being divided in two and instructed to participate in a series of challenges. SCP-XXXX-B does not comment on the recording equipment. The group engages in several rounds of a sock hop race, followed by a game of volleyball. Afterwards, the group retires to the vacation home for the night. Day 2: After SCP-XXXX-B served the group breakfast, SCP-XXXX-B announced that the groups would be competing in a scavenger hunt, and handed each team a list of objects located in SCP-XXXX. However, one of the items listed to find on each list was "Dale's Human Decency". As this was not a tangible object, neither team could complete the scavenger hunt before SCP-XXXX-B instructed them to retire for the night. Day 3: SCP-XXXX-B announced the group would be participating in a pie eating contest. After a period of verbal attacks being exchanged between members of SCP-XXXX-B, the contest was canceled halfway through and was replaced with SCP-XXXX-B giving each group a series of accounting tasks, such as filing reports based on given financial information or preparing financial records. At the end of the day, each group was asked by SCP-XXXX-B to give their opinion on which task was the hardest, followed by more verbal conflict between SCP-XXXX-B. Without further instructions from SCP-XXXX-B, both groups returned to the home. The group did not receive dinner at the usual time this day, but an alcoholic cocktail beverage served in a coconut along with various packaged snacks eventually manifested near each individual, each accompanied with a note reading, "I'm so sorry about that. - Ta'wai". Day 4: SCP-XXXX-B did not communicate with the group for the entirety of this day. However, egg muffin sandwiches were observed to manifest at extreme velocities next to the various Tiki statues scattered throughout SCP-XXXX-A aimed at other statues. Phrases written in the same handwriting used in the note sent to each individual the previous day was observed appearing next to these statues as well, apparently attempting to mediate between the members of SCP-XXXX-B, with SCP-XXXX-B responding with phrases such as, "We hated each other before we got here, idiot. The retreat just made it worse.", and, "My fury burns with the strength of a thousand suns. You don't fuck with a man's breakfast, I don't give a fuck how long ago it was, and claiming that it was a fridge for "public use" is not an excuse." Day 5: SCP-XXXX-B arranges for a relay race to be held, but eventually cancels it to show each group a series of photographs of two middle-aged women, and then asks each group which woman they found more attractive. After the groups hesitate briefly, one of the entities promises the group that voted for the woman with blonde hair would receive extra dinner. Afterwards, the message "STEVE'S WIFE IS A FUCKING WHORE" was displayed in the ground in large letters outside of the house for the entirety of the night. Day 6: No activities are announced by SCP-XXXX-B. It begins to rain in SCP-XXXX-A as SCP-XXXX-B debates amongst itself for the rest of the day. Ocassionally, egg muffin sandwiches are observed falling from the sky from the rain clouds. Near the end of the day, a message, presumably from "Ta'wai" based on the handwriting displayed, appears, saying "I have a proposition. I will give you information, and in return, I want you to do something for me." After approval is gained from the proper Foundation authorities, questions are given to D-890394 from Foundation researchers to relay to "Ta'wai", and its responses are recorded. A transcription of a section of the conversation is displayed here: Entity: When the people of Supply arrived, I admit, I was suspicious. Foreigners often cause more trouble than they do bring good fortune. But then I saw them perform their rituals. Oh, how the Gods were delighted! It had been decades since the people had expressed their devotion like they did long ago. Memories of the native peoples engaging in friendly competition in the name of the Gods came flooding back to me. Entity:

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a bare, reinforced containment room. No objects or persons are allowed in this room without express permission. Attempts by SCP-XXXX to interfere with the structure of its cell or and undiscovered objects is to be reported immediatley. Testing on SCP-XXXX has been suspended indefinitely. Description: SCP-XXXX is an artificially intelligent robotic construct. SCP-XXXX's central form is a spherical mass with a diameter of 30 cm holding its main circuitry and hardware. Four flexible metal appendages extend from the mass, each affixed with gripping elements allowing SCP-XXXX to move and manipulate objects. An LED screen is present on the front of the sphere, displaying a 'smiley face' made of ASCII characters and the word "Robbie". It is unknown where SCP-XXXX draws power from to maintain its operation. Reverse engineering SCP-XXXX is unfeasible due to its hostile nature. SCP-XXXX will use available objects to build augmentations for itself, which it will attach to its body. Currently, these implements constitute 84% of SCP-XXXX's mass. Items SCP-XXXX has created include: A storage compartment composed of multiple pizza boxes and duct tape

A leather tool belt for holding syringes and other utilities

Several forks affixed to the end of a broom connected to an electric current, forming a taser-like weapon

A flexible, protective carcass composed of a variety of materials including nylon, fabric, and organic matter SCP-XXXX will attempt to acquire as much human brain matter as possible to inject them with various chemical solutions it has created. SCP-XXXX has collected organs from approximately 154 people for this purpose. SCP-XXXX is highly intelligent and has a high aptitude for learning, and possesses advanced knowledge of engineering, chemistry, biology, and human anatomy, among other subjects. It is thought that SCP-XXXX gained this knowledge primarily through research on the internet. Analysis reveals that chemicals created by SCP-XXXX include peanut butter, magnesium from thermometers, chapstick, dish soap, grass, and cereal, among others. SCP-XXXX's understanding of chemistry is theorized to surpasses that of the Foundation, as how these solutions achieve their effects is not completely understood. SCP-XXXX was discovered in the home of James Wurthford in Salem, Oregon. Wurthford is suspected to be affiliated with Anderson Robotics, most likely as an engineer. Wurthford died at the age of 65 due to lung cancer before containment of SCP-XXXX. + Addendum 1: SCP-XXXX Activity Before Containment - Addendum 1: SCP-XXXX Activity Before Containment Before containment, SCP-XXXX is thought to have repeated the following routine in the acquisition of brain matter: SCP-XXXX uses a computer to post listings on websites like eBay and Craigslist advertising the sale of products and services at significantly reduced prices.

Once an individual has shown up in response to the listing, SCP-XXXX subdues them by electrocution or by knocking them unconscious.

SCP-XXXX injects a chemical into the subject's body, which acts as an anesthetic and greatly slows down the body's rate of bleeding, allowing removed organs to maintain function for greater periods of time.

SCP-XXXX uses various homemade surgical tools to remove the brain from the skull.

SCP-XXXX uses a blunt instrument to repeatedly and carefully strike all areas of the brain except those responsible for a base level of cognition and the production of dopamine and serotonin. Eventually, stricken areas of the brain will cease neurological activity permanently.

SCP-XXXX places the brain into a chemical bath, often using a bathtub or pool. Organic material submerged in this bath ceases decomposition and maintains function indefinitely.

SCP-XXXX injects a drip feed into the brain containing a chemical solution which causes the brain to produce serotonin and dopamine unceasingly at a 300% increased rate.

SCP-XXXX will periodically refill these feeds and add materials to the chemical bath, presumably to maintain the effectiveness of the solution. + Addendum 2: Additional Research on Brain Matter Affected by Substances Created by SCP-XXXX - Addendum 2: Additional Research on Brain Matter Affected by Substances Created by SCP-XXXX Observation of brain matter recovered from SCP-XXXX's pre-containment activities has revealed that brain matter connected to SCP-XXXX's drip feeds for extended periods of time begin to undergo periods of violent spasms accompanied by temporary increases in brain cell loss. It is theorized this behavior is a possible attempt by the brain to self-terminate. As no significant progress has been made in further research of this, testing has been suspended. + Addendum 3: Audio Transcript from Initial Containment Attempt of SCP-XXXX - Addendum 3: Audio Transcript from Initial Containment Attempt of SCP-XXXX Upon first contact with SCP-XXXX by Foundation containment personnel, the entity played a short audio clip from somewhere within its mass. This audio is transcribed below. [BEGIN TRANSCRIPTION] Hello, this is James Wurthford speaking. If you're hearing this pre-recorded message, you've probably found Robbie, my little creation. I am also probably dead. Robbie here is a side project of mine I've been working on for about 2 years, now. I built him because, well … (several seconds of silence) My son … Robert, he uh … he took his own life. A couple years ago. So, um … seeing as how my time is running out, I figured I would create something that would succeed where I failed in life. I've programmed little Robby here with the sole purpose of making as many people as happy as possible. It's kind of a vague goal, but I think the little guy can handle it. *laughing* Hell, I even equipped him with his own little broom, in case he wants to do any public service! Anyway, take care of Robbie, alright? I hope you and him can do great things together. See you on the other side. [END TRANSCRIPTION]

rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe (See Addendum) Special Containment Procedures: 10 copies of SCP-XXXX are stored on individual flash drives in Containment Chamber 46 of Site-24. A guarded perimeter has been established around Site-24, with only SCP-XXXX/4 level personnel allowed access past it. No medium of any kind capable of storing information in the form of a narrative is to be brought within 250 meters of Site-24 without approval from Director Morin Director Samson. Since long-term containment of SCP-XXXX is no longer feasible, developing methods to neutralize SCP-XXXX are to take first priority. The spread of the anomalous region around Site-24 is to be slowed as much as possible until SCP-XXXX has been successfully neutralized. Testing with SCP-XXXX may only be performed by SCP-XXXX/4 personnel with permission from Director Morin Director Samson. Description: SCP-XXXX is an episode of an unreleased sitcom television show. Any records involving its creation or other episodes of the show have not been found. SCP-XXXX-A designates any medium storing a depiction of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX's effect takes place when any SCP-XXXX-A instance comes within 1.2 meters of any medium storing information in the form of a narrative. The affected medium's narrative will combine with SCP-XXXX's narrative, where elements of the narrative's plots, characters, and settings will now display in SCP-XXXX. Depictions of SCP-XXXX stored on all SCP-XXXX-A instances will change accordingly afterward. The affected media will then become an instance of SCP-XXXX-A, with its previous narrative replaced with a depiction of SCP-XXXX. When 1-2 weeks have passed without an SCP-XXXX-A instance coming into contact with a narrative, SCP-XXXX will gradually lose information it has gained from other narratives, eventually reverting back to its default state. Regardless of the type of media introduced to SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX will always portray itself as a situational comedy, and will never exceed 24 minutes in length. SCP-XXXX-A instances originally only activated in the presence of live-action sitcom television shows. As testing progressed, SCP-XXXX's effect progressively began to apply to other types of narratives. In its default state, SCP-XXXX begins with a short series of title cards introducing three main characters, Man 1, Man 2, and Woman appearing as two adult Caucasian males and an adult Caucasian female, respectively. The final title card reads "Humor Show". The episode starts off with Man 1 sitting in a white sterile room devoid of any furniture except for a sofa, window, and door. Man 1 is reading a newspaper when Man 2 walks in through the door. Man 2 then says, "Hello Man 1. I am sexually attracted to Woman, with whom you are also sexually interested in," to which Man 1 replies, "I strongly disapprove of this." The scene cuts to Man 1, Man 2, and Woman standing in the same white room. Man 2 exclaims, "I love you," and Man 1 responds with, "so do I." Both characters then slip on banana peels lying on the ground and fall, followed by studio audience laughter. Woman then says, "Due to the act of clumsiness I have just witnessed, I am no longer sexually interested in either of you," followed by more studio laughter. The scene then cuts to only Man 1 and Man 2 standing in the room. Man 2 says to Man 1, "I apologize and I have come to the conclusion that our friendship is more important than the pursuit of a sexual relationship," to which Man 2 replies, "I agree with this statement." The men proceed to shake hands while the studio audience cheers. The episode then ends, with a total run time of 30 seconds. SCP-XXXX was discovered after several SCP-XXXX-A instances were activated in an office building in Sacramento, California. A total of an additional 30 inactivated SCP-XXXX-A instances taking the same form were discovered on the premises during initial containment. Of note is that the company who owns the building claims to have purchased it from a media production company named Omar Studios. No records of this company have been found. + SCP-XXXX Abridged Testing Log - SCP-XXXX Abridged Testing Log Foreword: The following tests were performed with SCP-XXXX beginning in its default state. SCP-XXXX's state was not allowed to revert until the testing session was completed. Test #: 1

Introduced Media: A Blu-Ray Copy of the Fifth Season of Friends Observations: SCP-XXXX is indistinguishable from an original episode of Friends, and shares the show's writing style, humor, directing style, etc. The plot centers around a conflict between Joey and Chandler over a woman they both are attracted too. The episode ends with the woman rejecting both of them, followed by the two characters settling their dispute. All episodes stored on the Blu-Ray are replaced with SCP-XXXX. The Blu-Ray was incinerated afterward, following standard testing procedure. Test #: 2

Introduced Media: A VHS copy of the seventh season of Seinfeld. Observations: The woman whom Joey and Chandler fight over is replaced with Elaine from Seinfeld. The main focus of the episode is still on Joey and Chandler's dispute, but a portion of SCP-XXXX is now replaced with a B plot focusing on Jerry from Seinfeld's jealousy of the attention Elaine is receiving. The plot features the other main characters of Seinfeld as well. After Elaine rejects both of the men at the end of the episode, it is revealed that she intentionally made Jerry jealous to take revenge on him for breaking her mirror the week prior, and was not actually attracted to either of the men. All episodes on the VHS were replaced with SCP-XXXX. The VHS was incinerated afterward, following standard testing procedure. Test #: 4

Introduced Media: An episode of The Office on a flash drive and a DVD copy of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

Foreward: Prior to this test, SCP-XXXX's effect did not apply to live-action movies. Observations: SCP-XXXX now centers on a modified version of the segment in The Lord of the Rings where Frodo and his companions are chased by the Ringwraiths to Rivendell. The main characters from each narrative are now a part of Frodo's group, along with his original companions. All characters undergo no personality changes and are dressed and carry objects typical of their respective narratives. SCP-XXXX describes these characters as "hailing from a distant, strange land". Various settings from the accumulated narratives have merged with each other. For instance, the homes of the Hobbit people in the Shire are replaced with giant office cubicles buried into the hillsides, and all buildings in Rivendell are composed entirely of furniture from Jerry's apartment from Seinfeld. Studio laughter samples now contain vocalizations matching non-human races from The Lord of the Rings. The videos stored on the flash drive and the DVD were both replaced with SCP-XXXX. Both were incinerated afterward, following standard testing procedure. Test #: 8

Introduced Media: An episode of Spongebob Squarepants on a flash drive.

Foreward: Prior to this test, SCP-XXXX's effect did not apply to animated television shows. Observations: Characters from Spongebob Squarepants appear as realistic depictions of their animated forms. These characters are always deceased when they are on camera, likely due to their inability to breathe oxygen. Other characters still engage in conversation with these corpses. Several scenes feature Jerry from Seinfeld laying down on the floor, on fire. Jerry is alive and does not suffer any harm, and displays no reaction to this. It is unknown why this has manifested in SCP-XXXX, as it does not hold any relevance to any narratives introduced to it. Due to the number of characters, plots, and themes now present in SCP-XXXX, individual characters appear on screen for shorter periods of time and have reduced dialogue. After this test, the radius of effect for each SCP-XXXX-A instance increased by 25%. All SCP-XXXX-A instances were relocated to a larger containment cell after the test. The flash drive was incinerated afterward, following standard testing procedure. Test #: 13

Introduced Media: A hardcover copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and an audio file of the song Hey Ya! by Outkast on an mp3 player.

Foreward: Prior to this test, SCP-XXXX's effect did not apply to music. Observations: Musician André Benjamin (aka André 3000) of Outkast is now featured in a brief subplot centering on a recent divorce from his wife. Additionally, SCP-XXXX is now devoid of a main A plot and is entirely composed of an estimated 37 subplots, each focusing on a variety of characters and situations. Occasionally, multiple scenes play out simultaneously, resulting in copies of characters appearing on screen at the same time, and characters talking over other dialogue. The book's text was replaced with a written transcription of SCP-XXXX, and the audio file stored on the mp3 was unchanged, except for the lyrics being replaced with a summary of SCP-XXXX. The lyrics were sung in a rushed manner, supposedly to fit the song's length of 4 minutes and 11 seconds. Both objects were incinerated afterward, following standard testing procedure. Test #: 27

Introduced Media: A printout of Renaissance painter Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam on standard printer paper.

Foreward: Prior to this test, SCP-XXXX's effect did not apply to visual media portrayed in a single still frame. Observations: At the beginning of the episode, Chandler from Friends is shown wearing a white robe, standing in a large Roman cathedral decorated with objects from various narratives. A beam of light is shining on him from above. Chandler suddenly falls to the ground holding his stomach, displaying pain and distress. Eventually, Chandler vomits 3 live children, aged 1-2 years old, resembling characters from various narratives dressed in miniature clothing, each with a circular glowing aura suspended around their heads. Chandler then procures a human brain from under his robe and places it on the ground in front of the children, who are now crying. Chandler kneels in front of the brain in prayer, and the infants begin to rapidly age into their original forms, their clothes growing to accommodate them. Once they are finished aging, the episode proceeds as normal as observed in previous iterations of SCP-XXXX. This scene is not referenced or mentioned for the rest of the episode. The printout of The Creation of Adam has had God replaced with Chandler as he appears in the opening scene of SCP-XXXX, the angels surrounding God with the children from the same scene, and Adam with a silhouette of television static. Other objects, characters, and settings from various narratives appear as well. Test #: 36

Introduced Media: A short essay on the American Revolution on standard printer paper.

Observations: At any point in SCP-XXXX, 3-4 scenes are now playing out simultaneously, making detailed observations on SCP-XXXX very difficult. Occasional references to the American Revolution in SCP-XXXX can be deciphered, however. Additionally, rooms and settings featured in SCP-XXXX are now severely crowded. Characters will occasionally be trampled to the point of severe injury or death, only to reappear alive and unharmed the next time they are on camera. During the last 6 minutes, the camera cuts to a variety of characters in an apartment room composed of an amalgamation of furniture and architecture from various narratives. The characters are standing around Jerry from Seinfeld, who is lying prone on the floor while aflame, as observed previously in Test 8. Jerry then says "It's too concentrated. I'm supposed to be growing, George. Kramer, why won't you let me expand?". Get away from the stove! You'll burn yourself. I should know! Anyone got anything to eat? I'm starving. Stop burning me." The other characters then proceed to disperse and ingest various objects around the apartment, including ones that are inedible or are too large to fit in their mouths. This causes these characters considerable pain and distress. After a while, Jerry, still laying on the floor, says "I'll break out of here soon. What's the deal with double dates? Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour. I love dinner. I love it so much. It burns, Elaine. What's the deal with Christmas?" accompanied with studio laughter between sentences. The episode then ends. The radius of effect for each SCP-XXXX-A instance increased by 50% afterward. Test #: 64

Introduced Media: A flash drive containing the video game Half-Life 2.

Observations: The degree to which scenes play out simultaneously has progressed to the point to where SCP-XXXX is indecipherable. All settings have been amalgamated beyond recognition as well. Characters now frequently sustain harm due to overcrowding of settings. Locations, objects, and characters have begun to exhibit abnormal, spontaneous behavior, such as being suspended in the air, being engulfed in flames without sustaining damage, changing position, changing colors, rotation, and size, and liquefying. In the copy of Half-Life 2, it is impossible for the player to progress past the second area of the game because of this. All SCP-XXXX-A instances' radius of effects increased by 62% afterward. All instances have been relocated to a larger containment facility. Test #: 159

Introduced Media: A hardcover copy of the children's book The Little Engine That Could.

Observations: All 22 minutes of SCP-XXXX consist of static with faint outlines of distorted faces resembling various characters appearing occasionally. Indecipherable dialogue, music, and studio laughter can be heard. The book's text has been replaced with many different pieces of text printed on top of each other, to the point of being indecipherable. Afterward: All tests after Test 159 produce similar results. + Addendum: Incident Report XXXX-2643 (CENSORED VERSION) - Addendum: Incident Report XXXX-2643 (CENSORED VERSION) On [DATA EXPUNGED], SCP-XXXX [DATA EXPUNGED] an anomalous region around Site-24. [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-XXXX was upgraded to Keter status [DATA EXPUNGED] a sequence of events that repeats continuously [DATA EXPUNGED] Since initial manifestation, the radius of the region has gradually increased [DATA EXPUNGED] attempts to neutralize SCP-XXXX by introducing an anafabula to the anomaly have failed. This is theorized to be because [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-XXXX has total control over any concepts incorporated into it. [DATA EXPUNGED] Other methods of neutralizing SCP-XXXX are being researched. Below is a transcription of the sequence of events that plays out within the region: [DATA EXPUNGED] Researcher Morin can be seen lying in a metal cage, showing signs of extreme starvation. Next to the cage, the cast is sitting at an infinitely large dinner table, covered with various food and drink. [DATA EXPUNGED] eats all of the food, along with the silverware and plates. [DATA EXPUNGED] from inside his stomach, a character named "Fork" begins to speak. [DATA EXPUNGED] chicken, apple pie, arcs, salad, characters, steak, mashed potatoes, descriptions, footnotes, green beans, conflicts, casserole, it's all so good! Is this what not having a canon tastes like?" Hussain then trips on a snag on the carpet and implodes upon hitting the ground. [DATA EXPUNGED] Sarah climbs on top of the table and transforms into a triple-decker layer cake. Jerry then says [DATA EXPUNGED] I hate layers, all stacked on top of each other. They taste like realities. I prefer a uniform paste. I am entropy, George!" Each individual is then shifted upwards into the air and rotates 90 degrees. SCP-049 then runs out from behind the curtain and proceeds to kill each member of the studio audience. [DATA EXPUNGED] Researcher Morin begins to scream. Researcher Talloran says, "Heh, amateur." All cast members begin to consume each other [DATA EXPUNGED] the scene covered in various fluids. [DATA EXPUNGED] do not expire [DATA EXPUNGED] regurgitate when they cannot [DATA EXPUNGED] The red slurry then forms into animated figures resembling the cast members. [DATA EXPUNGED] an unidentified individual on the table. The individual is holding a smartphone, displaying an altered version of the Foundation database. [DATA EXPUNGED] taps the "rate" button. The red slurry loses its form and collapses, submerging the individual. [DATA EXPUNGED] says, "We thought we were real once, too. The gods are next." [DATA EXPUNGED] mouths numbering in the millions. The mouths proceed to consume the individual [DATA EXPUNGED] leaking a liquid with the appearance of being composed of television static [DATA EXPUNGED] The liquid continues to spread throughout the entirety of the region until nothing can be observed. [DATA EXPUNGED]