White people invented the internet, so if you aren’t white and you’re using the internet, you, along with at least 2.35 billion other people, are a guest online. Act accordingly.

White people invented the English language, so if you aren’t white and you speak English, you, along with 1.1 billion other people, are a guest in the Anglophone world. Take your shoes off before you enter, bitch.

White people invented democracy, so if you aren’t white and you’re voting in an election, just remember that you are a guest in your electorate and a guest in every voting booth. Know your role, you fucking culture vulture.

Have you ever read a book? Well, white people invented the printing press. You are a guest in the hotel of literature. I hope you “booked” a reservation, bitch. Don’t forget to sign the guestbook.

You’re a guest on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. If you log on to any computer, don’t bother typing a username and password because you’re logging on as a guest, bitch.

Is your alias “Lord Jamar”? White people invented the word “lord” and invented the title of “lord” in medieval Europe. You are a guest in your own rap name and you better show some manors to the lords of your name’s manor.

This place is my house. You might as well erase your race with white-out cuz thanks to Edison your place has lights now.