Dropped into water, these effervescent bacon tablets will explode in a shower of fizz and delicious bacon flavor. Think Alka-Seltzer, but bacon flavored. It's a tiny, bubbly miracle. And we've already come up with 5 amazing ways to use them.


1. Ultimate hangover cure. The soothing power of Alka-Seltzer and bacon, combined in one porky, fizzy drink.

2. Instant bacon whiskey. I've had bacon-infused whiskey. It is smokey and delicious. Now, you can make it at home, with bonus carbonation.


3. The McFizzyRib. I think you know where this is going.

4. Bubbly bacon hot chocolate. Bacon and chocolate is a perhaps rare combination. But it's beaten Bobby Flay.

5. The most delicious makeout session ever. Put a tablet in your mouth. Make out. Hot.

Bonus! FourBaconLoko. Like drinking four beers, one cup of coffee, and four strips of bacon.


Do leave your own suggestions in the comments.

[Archie McPhee]