A typewriter that mixes your drink!!!

“This “hydraulic typewriter” converts letters into cocktails with the press of a “key” using 136 interconnected translucent tubules[ …] Constructed from a IV Rate Flow Regulator, syringes and other plastic medical miscellany, this machine is clear…ly a ploy to peddle young Moskoiboy tunes, yet, a commendable achievement in text-based functional sculpture. He suggests you utilize the keys by flavor (L-Lime, A-Apple), a color (R-Red, G-Green), or a name (K-Kahlua, J-Jagermeister). Nifty drinking!”