prince-hans-pants:

♫ I’m thinkin’ today’s an imperfect day for you

Your pants are kinda stained and not with chocolate fondue

You used to be a prince and now you’re shovelin’ poo

So I’m thinkin’ today’s an imperfect day

Thinkin’ today’s an imperfect day -

H-A-N-S!

I’m thinkin’ today’s an imperfect day for you!♫

[Sitron jumps down from top of manure pile and slides toward him on all four knees] I LOVE YOU BABY! [looks embarrassed] I do!