If you happen to just visit at the most unfortunate times, this wholesome calendar turns into the oddest pin-up collection.

Of course, all rights reserved by the Disney Corporation for the calendar images and their characters. I was all ready to make a version of this with made-up characters, but I thought it was funnier to use the actual calendar pictures.

The other months were fine, Goofy, Mickey and Donald depicted barely flirty at all.

–P.A.