TL;DR: CoinSpice scours the Twittersphere to shine light upon the top crypto tweets of the week. Brenna Sparks makes the case for Proof of Boobs (PoB). Professor steps out of Ivory Tower to protect levers of power, and is shocked to learn the plebs are displeased. The defendant in a former BTC developer’s sexual assault defamation lawsuit accepts BCH donations. Reminding folks bitcoin was all about P2P digital cash is not allowed, and fiat has a real money laundering problem.

Tweets of the Week #5 Boobs Even Better

My boobs? The ROI is insane 😂 https://t.co/KTjAzAtzJg — 𝕭𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖘 (@brennasparksxxx) August 2, 2019

Tweets of the week begin with financial advice.

#4 When Tenure Cannot Save You From Public Opinion

All day with these tweets. Just because I said like 2 critical things about bitcoin does not make me a warmonger and a lover of banks! https://t.co/7kNPaBzxvD — Mehrsa Baradaran (@MehrsaBaradaran) July 31, 2019

Dr. Baradaran recently testified as an expert witness before the US Senate Banking Committee on the issue of cryptocurrencies, and while there presumed all debate about privately issued money has been litigated; it’s over. The government has won, that’s that. So when it comes to cryptocurrency, those who advocate stateless digital cash better get in line and bow to regulators. She agreed with everything senators put forth, acting as intellectual cover for their expanding power over the ecosystem. She was shocked to learn some crypto enthusiasts had a different opinion. Go figure.

#3 Insult, Meet Injury

update: as per many requests, we’ve now got Bitcoin Cash and Monero addresses for donations bitcoincash:qztetp6fy20lm3wccut8gh74f4ejttmzdgskl8pfp8 monero: 44epybLtL1EGnh9TAn5AaJjZTeAN8LAjoMx1xNUdL8MFKCJV7MJNDaeHmbc4KkTZ94K9XVNWhxJpbLBVqH2CtbbL7wdDkXQ thank you everyone again! — isis agora lovecruft (@isislovecruft) July 31, 2019

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#2 Not Allowed

Reminder: You're not allowed to remind people that Bitcoin was supposed to be a p2p electronic cash system, and that Bitcoin Cash exists because BTC's was manipulated in the direction of "digital gold". I believe in both BTC, & BCH, because I was there before the "NY Compromise" — Omar Bham (Crypt0) (@crypt0snews) August 2, 2019

#1 Should Fiat Be Outlawed?

Fines for 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 the laundering of money: Wachovia – $160m

Deutsche Bank – $670m

Bank of Australia – $700m

ING – $900m

Citigroup – $237m

Standard Chartered – $967m

Commerzbank – $1.45b

HSBC – $1.9b

JPMorgan – $2.05b And they all used the US DOLLAR, not bitcoin. 🤔 — Rhythm (@Rhythmtrader) August 3, 2019

#0 Presented Without Comment

I vote we go back to $20,000 and $100 fees because honestly that was so much better — Zack Voell (@zackvoell) August 2, 2019

# -1 Unironically, Totally Serious

I deleted all of my private keys so I can HODL #Bitcoin forever.#Hodler4lyfe — Melik Manukyan ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ (@melikmanukyan) August 3, 2019

DISCLOSURE: The author holds cryptocurrency as part of his financial portfolio, including BCH.

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