Cupid the green sea turtle swims around the aquarium with her butt in the air.

At first it just looks like quirky behavior, but Cupid has a buoyancy problem, linked to an old wound, that makes it hard for her to stay underwater.

Because she wouldn’t survive in the wild, Cupid is a permanent resident here at the Clearwater Marine Aquarium's Turtle Bayou, which is home to three other green sea turtles. (Also see "8 Pictures From Inside Sea Turtle Rescue and Rehab.")

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service recently reclassified green sea turtles in Florida from endangered to threatened in parts of their range, due to increased numbers of turtles nesting in Florida and on Mexico's Pacific coast.

In 2015, authorities reported 28,088 green sea turtle nests in Florida—a new record high. In the early 1990s, fewer than 5,000 nests a year were recorded.

It's good news, but turtles aren't out of hot water just yet.

Weird Animal Question of the Week took author’s prerogative to ask “What are the ups and downs of being a sea turtle?”

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Boys are cool. Girls are warm.

Sounds sexist, but it’s true of all sea turtles and most other turtles, too. Mother sea turtles lay their nests on beaches, and the temperatures of those nests determine the sex of hatchlings. Warmer nests produce more females, and cooler ones produce more males.

It's likely that "temperature affects hormone regulation in a critical period of development in the embryo, influencing the sex ratio within the nest," says Sheila Madrak, a conservation biologist at San Diego State University.

Though it varies among species, the average number in a clutch of sea turtle eggs is 110, with an average of about two to eight nests per season, says Adrienne Cardwell, the Clearwater aquarium's manager of Sea Turtles and Aquatic Biology Programs.

In addition to getting disoriented, many hatchlings are picked off by predators, especially birds, as they crawl toward the sea.

Teenage Mystery Turtles

Green sea turtle hatchlings in Florida that do reach the water can't exactly relax.

The tiny reptiles must swim nonstop up to 100 miles (160 kilometers) to a floating bed of grass called the Sargasso Sea, where they’re safely camouflaged from predators.

So begins "the lost years," a period of up to 15 years that's still a mystery to scientists, says Madrak.

The turtles are thought to spend it hanging out in remote parts of the ocean, eating and growing big. Really big, in the case of the leatherback, which can weigh nearly a ton.

Trouble for Turtles

Ocean trash is the sea turtles' greatest threat, Cardwell says.

A relatively new threat to green sea turtles is fibropapillomatosis, or FP, a virus that causes soft tissue and eye tumors and is an epidemic on the U.S. East Coast and in Hawaii.

Wildlife officials in some parts of Florida are rescuing green sea turtles with FP at a rate that's “off the charts," Cardwell says. (Related: "Sea Turtle Herpes Tumors Linked to Sewage?")

These diseased turtles are treated here at the aquarium’s surgical center, where specialists remove the tumors with lasers in an attempt to get rid of the virus.

A sea turtle rescue center in North Carolina cares for and rehabilitates injured sea turtles, and returns them to the ocean amid cheering crowds.

The turtles regain their strength at the aquarium’s rehab center, where they may one day be released back to the ocean. The center has released—and even rescued again—rehabbed turtles.

Last Laugh?

Though sea turtles have it tough, they don’t cry—even if they seem to. The reptiles excrete excess salt from a gland near their eye that can look to us like tears, Madrak notes.

Actually, sea turtles may have the last laugh. (See National Geographic's sea turtle pictures.)

Not only have the animals as a group been on Earth for over a hundred million years, they're long-lived, with some species living a century.

“Modern sea turtle research only started in the 1940s,” Madrak says, so “most of the turtles that we study outlive everybody who’s studied them so far.”

So long as they stick around, we can live with that.