The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday, the first prong of that ever-elusive Triple Crown and horse racing’s answer to…the Triple Crown. It’s also, let’s face it, become more notorious for the absolutely ridiculous getups that rich assholes wear to outdo each other with oversized hats, loud bowties, and pastels that would make even Lisa Frank shudder.

Well, the madness needs to stop. We’ve put together some looks that you can wear to the Downs or to the office, without looking like a Paas Easter egg kit exploded in your closet.

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