Why Tempt Fate? Just Punch It In The Face!

"If you simply CANNOT roll dice with any success, and all of your swearing, meticulous rituals and expensive matching sets never worked to change your luck . . . then you are holding the right product my friend !

These Tablets are mightily endorsed by Manic Min-Maxers, Armchair Gladiators, and Warped, Wicked, Win-at-any-cost Gamers. In short, players who DEMAND a better-than-even chance at victory!

Swallowed only as a LAST RESORT, these one-dose-wonders will set off a statistical resonance wave within your body that DIRECTLY affects your Dice rolls! The subconscious microscopic bodily vibrations that have always caused you to roll low will be reversed!

The Probability Curve will be flattened out and bent the other way! Avoid being found out while using these tablets among serious gamers. If caught, you would be banished from all gaming tables at conventions and haunted by the ghost of the red box dragon until the end of your days!" - Ezra Dwingle

"Of course our tablets will make you roll on target. Just remember . . . there IS a price to pay.

The tiny cost of these tablets will seem very low indeed once you have become a non-stop winner. Your dearest cost will be the complete desolation of your soul and the slow death of your universe as all color and uncertainty are gradually drained from reality.

There will be no doubts about any dice-rolling outcomes. Not for YOU. No tension. No mystery. And no way to undo the heinous act of exploiting this THRICE DAMN'ED FORMULA!!

You will TRIUMPH at every gaming encounter, but Karma will ambush you with a PSBBBB!* Beware . . . BEWARE!! And by the way . . . My last name is pronounced "PRUNK" not 'prunkyoo'. Get it right for &%#$ 's sake!" - Miss Leona Prunque

* Psychic Splash Bucket of Boiling Brain Bleach

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