(h/t RawStory)

Okay, stay with me ...remember that wonderful show, Sesame Street, that taught little preschool boys and girls their numbers, letters, that it's good to take turns and share and that it's just not easy being green? Well, don't look now, but that sweet little show--responsible for guiding millions of children worldwide into pre-reading and preparing for kindergarten over the last 40 years--is actually an evil propaganda tool. That's right, Elmo, Big Bird and their pals are leading our impressionable children into a dangerous world where gay boys are prom queens and conservatives can't get work in Hollywood (don't tell that to Bruce Willis, Tom Selleck, Sylvester Stallone, Kelsey Grammer, et al...they're all struggling so hard) and from there, it's just a small step into authoritarian, totalitarian government of evil liberals.

No, seriously.

At least, that's what the corrupt former Ohio Secretary of State and the beauty queen tells us. And really, who would know better than them?