RuPaul’s Drag Race debuted its fifth season this week. If you’ve never watched the show, all you need to know is that it’s the sparkling vision of glamazon mastermind, RuPaul. In this reality show that far makes Project Runaway look like crumbs on a cubicle desk. Fabulous men embody women, creating and presenting glittering outfits for judges. They make you shout at the screen, “Oh snap!” and, “Oh no, she didn’t!” But she did! And her realness is sickening.

I illustrated six of my favorite moments from the season premiere. They are the moments of moments.

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