Remember that time the President of the United States was a coke-addicted gay teen using a stable of white sugar daddies to fuel his addiction? Well, a woman claiming to be Barack Obama‘s classmate when he was a high school student going by the name Barry Soetoro seems to and she’s dribbling spilling the tea.

Speaking with trusted journalist conservative preacher/wackadoo James David Manning, wrap-dress aficionado Mia Marie Pope revealed the secret past Barack Obama didn’t want you to know about…or even knew existed. Because it doesn’t. But let’s take a walk down Crazy Memory Lane anyway.

Freedom Outpost “reports”:

While Soetoro was a little older than her and didn’t always run around with the circle of friends that she had, Pope says that he “very much was in sort of the ‘gay community,'” which she says that even back then was “thriving.” “We knew Barry as, just common knowledge, that girls were never anything that he was ever interested in, and as a young teenager….as a young girl…..it was clear to me that Barry was strictly into men,” Pope said. She also indicated that she had no desires for him and said that they didn’t get along, largely in part to the fact that he was “a pathological liar, even back then.” […] Pope said that Barry Soetoro was always “getting with these older white men.” She recognized that he was one that had cocaine, which she said was “newsworthy” in the groups she hung out in. They then began to believe it was Soetoro’s engagements (ie. Homosexual acts) with these older white men is how he “procured” cocaine. “In other words, he was having sex with these older white guys, and that’s how he was getting his cocaine to be able to freebase,” she told Manning.

Pope said she decided to come forward with her harrowing tale of the seedy side of the 70s Hawaiian mixed race gay hustler scene because it was the “righteous” thing to do, adding that if Barry Soetoro was doing a “good job” in the White House she wouldn’t be concerned about his past.

Pope knew it would take courage, or at least a lapse in her medication, to tell her story, but she “refused” — refused, dammit! — to “be a coward.” Well, good for you, girlfriend. It’s important to stand up for what you believe in. Or at least what the voices in your head tell you to believe in.

This isn’t the first (or last) time the Commander-in-Chief has been accused of having a gay, drug-snorting past; convicted felon, noted stunt queen and actual pathological liar Larry Sinclair claimed that he once blew and did blow with Obama. Right before running for Congress. But if President Bush taught us anything, cocaine never hurt anyone’s political chances. And as for Obama being gay — c’mon. We all know Barry has trouble getting in bed with old white dudes. Just look at Congress.

Watch some highlights(?) from Pope’s interview below, courtesy of Right Wing Watch: