I don’t see why you guys like her so much. I mean, I’m standing right here!

Plus she’s all crazy and weird looking. And she’s got dillybobs on her head and a neck longer than her body! It’s freaky!

Speaking of weird, that disgusting mutant would be cute if it wasn’t for the tree in her face.

Rita, you racist @#$%! They’re both beautiful in their own ways and I’d totally @#$% ‘em!

Eeeeew! You’re gross, Tap!