So you’ve decided to explore the world of escorts. Well let me teach you Escorts 101, a gentlemen’s guide to what you can expect, services, types of escorts and all the essentials you need to know!

Now you may think of Julia Roberts as Vivian in Pretty Woman. An escort stands on the street corner in a tight skirt and boots, a car slows down and she leans in to the open window.

‘What do you want honey?’

‘Um, excuse me but where is the nearest gas station?’

Okay, maybe that isn’t quite what happens… I doubt many women teach their client how to drive stick either but it’s the cliche we all know from the movies.

There is a wide range of service providers, from the platonic escort that may accompany you to social functions and will not have sex, to call girls that arrive for ‘Room Service’ and happy ending massages, welcome to the world of sex.

Your choices are:

Escorts:

Typically this is understood to be a woman who is paid for her companionship with sexual contact being expected though not always guaranteed. Some women offer ‘limited services’ only i.e foreplay but no sex or companionship but no sexual contact. However in the main, the majority of self-described ‘escorts’ are as it says on the tin. There are of course specialities which we will get into later on…

Call Girls:

The difference from regular ‘escorts’ is that most ‘call girls’ work for an agency, think Belle du Jour. You can contact the agency reception/madam and choose your favourite girl who will then be directed to your address. Think of it like Hungry House but for when you’re hungry for dessert only.

Masseuses:

Now there are many ‘massage parlours’ available where you get more than just a Sports massage. Doing your research is key as you don’t want to proposition the wrong masseuse who is strictly a masseuse. The services available here can be anything from a happy ending to full blown sex. There are also ‘full body massages’ which are not therapeutic…

Dominatrix:

An escort/call girl who specialises in dominating her client, i.e you. This can range from a mild tickle and tease to whips and chains. Think Rihanna S&M, you’ve got it. Of course you also have ladies who focus on being submissive or catering to other fetishes too so whatever floats your boat, you can be sure to find it.

Independent escorts vs Agency

It’s worth noting that there’s a distinction between escorts and call girls beyond what you call them. Escorts are often independent, that is to say that they are self employed. The contact you have with them will usually be direct and they aren’t ‘managed’ by anyone. In comparison, call girls are usually organised by the owner of the agency they work for, commonly known as a ‘madam.’ The main things you need to be aware of here is that there are advantages and disadvantages to each.

When contacting an ‘indie’ escort, you have direct communication with her and can discuss your arrangements more easily. Although you might feel reassured that agency girls may be more vetted than independents, your service is only as good as the agency you’ve chosen.

Agencies advertise the girls they have available, you pick from the ‘catalogue’ and in theory they deliver. Some may charge a deposit fee to secure your booking, now while in some instances this may be legitimate there is a scam risk here. Not only could you book someone and they don’t show up, but sometimes you’ll book Jane and Joan will turn up instead. This is part of the challenge of not contacting an indie.

When the madam takes your request, they’ll usually aim to deliver but your first choice may not be available so what could happen is that you get an alternative girl arrive. This may be better or worse but it’s not what you asked for. In contrast while this can happen when booking directly, if you choose someone with good feedback and a verified profile, it’s less likely to be a risk.

What’s the difference?

I know, so maybe you’re not too worried about the risk of being scammed or the bait & switch technique but why should you be bothered? Well, when you pick an indie, she should receive 100% of her fee. Whereas when you choose an agency girl, she will pay a commission to the madam for the advertising. This might not seem like a problem to you if the price is right. But if you want to see someone on a regular basis, it’s easier to make arrangements with an independent girl. Why? Simple, agency girls don’t control their own diaries and can get in trouble for taking ‘private business.’ Indie escorts manage their own calendar and will want to have more regular clients while not having to be obedient to the agency.

Check out these articles below for more about making bookings!

Paying for Sex: Problems booking escorts

Should I book an escort for sex?

Paying for sex: can you help me decide which escort to book?

Escorts: Services

Now, each woman dictates her own terms and conditions of engagement. Hence you need to check with each person that she does offer what you want but what’s the lingo? Well, here’s a quick list of the most common terms you may come across!

GFE ‘The Girlfriend Experience’: This translates to vanilla sex. The kind of date you’d expect to have with a normal girlfriend, think more intimate than porn star. Think normal activities with a more relaxed vibe, often these packages can be extended to include dinner or events.

PSE ‘Porn Star Experience’: If it quacks, it’s a duck. Fairly obvious but porn star experiences are more adventurous than the GFE. Sex is more of a focus than a relaxed chat. Activities can include rougher sex, less vanilla acts and a more tailored scenario for you. Each individual will list what she offers and you can discuss requirements directly.

In Call: You visit her at her accommodation (private apartment/house, hotel, etc). Different girls will offer different standards of accommodation so reviews are a good way to check out what her offering is.

Out Call: She comes to you at your choice of abode (private home, hotel, etc) and you pay for her travel expenses. This is usually a more expensive option and more common with agency girls though indies often will offer this too. Be careful when sharing private information as she’ll know where you live… also good idea to lock your front door to avoid intrusion!

Some quick definitions:

Tickle and Tease: This is a kind of mild bondage, perhaps some light restraint and teasing. Usually combined with one of the above options. Check out I get tied to the bedposts and gagged as I start experimenting with light BDSM

WS /Water Sports: Fetish for being peed on or peeing on others.

HS/ Hard Sports*: Poop play, either watching or actively being shat on or shitting on another.

CIM/ Cum in Mouth*: When you ejaculate into her mouth, i.e no condom during oral.

Facial: Your spunk ruins her make up and should try to avoid the hair!

A Levels/Anal*: The argentine tango, anal sex.

Pegging/Strap on: Fucking with a dildo, usually female (dominatrix) fucking a male.

OWO/Oral Without*: This means oral without a condom used, often as a precursor to CIM. The opposite being OW (oral with).

Bukkake: Group of men jizzing on a girl!

DFK: Deep French Kissing, get your tongue out!

Snowball*: You cum in her mouth, then she kisses you and gives it back! Yummy!

DT: Deep throating that banana…

Body to Body Massage: Think baby oil and her body sliding over yours, it won’t relax any muscles but might make it hard!

Rimming*: You lick her asshole or she eats yours. Check out Eating ass: why is rimming so popular? if chocolate cookies are your thing!

Choking: Breath play, usually part of domination… Breath play: Here’s what to do when your girlfriend wants to try choking

*These activities all carry varying levels of risk, before engaging in any sex, you should aim to practice safety first. Especially when seeing sex workers given the nature of their job and the lack of trust beforehand.

Escorts 101: Class dismissed!

Well there you have it, Marian Robinson’s guide to the world of working girls. Whoever said money can’t buy you happiness has clearly never had a professional happy ending!

If you do decide to meet an escort, check out my advice and tips on 10 things you should never say to an escort for pointers!