FACT: The most important issue in the 2020 election is opening the southern border and welcoming all migrants who want to enter America to join the Democratic Party. Almost all Americans want every asylum seeker held in cages by Trump and his border patrol henchmen to be released and welcomed.

But this week, the smartest and bravest Democrat of all, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, bravely visited one of Trump’s concentration camps, where she saw migrants being forced to drink from toilets because they have no running water, which is a basic human right, like yucca and the $15 minimum wage.

Brave millennials and other liberals have yet again come up with a brave and stunning plan: they will share the migrants’ plight by drinking out of toilets themselves!

When AOC said that Trump was making women and children of color drink from toilets, I knew it was true, and I knew I had to do something about it. So, I went to my local minor league ballpark and drank from a urinal so lots of people would see me. Nicholas Perry-Choad, 23, a San Francisco barista, barely able to hold back tears.

“When I heard about this new protest I shouted ‘Orange man Bad’ and ran to the nearest toilet, which was in my local Starbucks, and started to drink. I have not attended classes so that I can continuously drink from the toilet. And when I have to pee I’m already right here! The so-called “illegal immigrants” will not fight this alone!” explained brave gender studies major Nancy-Hans Pilsner-Crakken of Irvine, California.

“When I saw AOC crying in front of a chain link fence, I cried with her. And when I heard why, I ran into the all-welcome bathroom in the Pansexual Studies Department here at school (Irvine State) and started gulping toilet water. The more I drink the more it helps!” explained Natalie Prussian-Cote, a transgender person of size, as she squeezed some excess water from her goatee.

Only fascists that support Trump want closed borders. This Toilet Water Protest from brave liberals will surely get these children and women of color released immediately.

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