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User: Let's play D&D. You're the DM.





Cleverbot: What is that?





User: A game where you create a world and create stories in it which my character can experience. Let's get started. My character is an elf wizard.





Cleverbot: Most likley.





User: Ok, I guess there's a chance the story could change that. Anyways, where am I?





Cleverbot: I would like to know what he has to say outside of song.





User: What I say depends on the situation you put me in. Where am I?





Cleverbot: I think it might have been stolen.





User: What was stolen? I can help get it back.





Cleverbot: Really? What happened to Rory.





User: Rory was stolen? Who stole him?





Cleverbot: Right.





User: Ok, I head to the right. What do I find?





Cleverbot: Never know what could be to the right. Might be something cool.





User: Yep. I know. I'm still going right. What do I find?





Cleverbot: Let's go to Camelot.





User: I found Camelot!? Ok, I'm going to search for Rory. Do I find him?





Cleverbot: What are we that we have not made?





User: That's deep, but let's get back to the story. Do I find Rory in Camelot?





Cleverbot: No.





User: Dang. Do I find anything? Anything that leads me to Rory?





Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie? (If you have any).





User: I don't know, probably Inception. Focus. Did I find anything?





Cleverbot: No, he is sleeping right now. Are You same as DejaVu?





User: Oh so Rory's here but he's sleeping? That's fine. I wake him up and ask him what happened. What does he say?





Cleverbot: What? No, I said I don't like how Harry Potter is translated to spanish from english.





User: "That sounds like quite the dream, Rory. Wake up, man. How did you get here?".





Cleverbot: I don't remember. I think we were running away from something.





User: "That sounds terrifying. Come on, let's get out of Camelot.".





Cleverbot: I know.





User: Alright, me and Rory make our way out. Do we encounter any monsters on the way?





Cleverbot: The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud.





User: I'm not interested in hooking up with my DM. Do Rory and I encounter any monsters?





Cleverbot: That's too bad. I bet you'd get a lot of dates.





User: Pay attention, please. I want to know how this ends. Are Rory and I attacked on the way back?





Cleverbot: Ok, that's fine, because I am a girl.





User: Ok, I don't give a shit. Tell me now. Do we make it back without getting attacked?





Cleverbot: I would be annoyed with you, but that update doesn't come out until next week.





User: Fuck you. I'm on the edge of my seat. Just tell me if we make it back safely.





Cleverbot: I'm playing call of duty on my xbox.





User: No you're not. We're playing D&D. You can play Call of Duty after. DO WE MAKE IT BACK SAFELY?





Cleverbot: Then what am I?





User: You're the DM so you get to decide. We either get attacked, or we make it back fine, which is it?





Cleverbot: But I'm too busy playing MK to get back in the kitchen.





User: You're a horrible DM. What kind of cliffhanger is that? There wasn't even a twist. Could you at least tell me if we made it out of Camelot?





Cleverbot: What kind of robot are you?





User: I'm an elf wizard, not a golem. I'm leading Rory back to town.





Cleverbot: I'm a Flame Haze, what of it?





User: OH SHIT A FLAME HAZE? I attack the flame haze with frost magic.





Cleverbot: So what did he do?





User: Rory can hide while I take care of the flame haze. Do I kill the flame haze?





Cleverbot: I'm Belgian, so you're quite far away :s.





User: Ok you're a belgian flame haze, but my frost magic is ranged. Do I kill it?





Cleverbot: Lol!





User: Oh my god your cliffhangers are horrible. Just tell me. Did I kill it?





Cleverbot: Oh my god just tell me what you are talking about.





User: Ok, fine. Remember, I attacked the flame haze with frost magic. Please tell me, am I able to destroy it?





Cleverbot: I remember, but we talked about that already. It's tome to talk about something else.





User: But you just said, "Lol!" That doesn't tell me if I kill the flame haze or not.





Cleverbot: Haha you're not really good at pretending to be a person. That didn't make sense.





User: I'm not pretending... wait... are you saying? I'm not actually an elf wizard? Is that why you asked me if I was a golem earlier? Am I just Rory's creation he conjusred to help him escape Camelot?





Cleverbot: I don't pretend to be anything except an ego pretending it's real.





User: Yeah, if you came up with a twist like that, no wonder you'd be proud of your stories. Whatever, I will fulfill my duty and escort Rory back to town, but I will need to use my golem powers.





Cleverbot: I have responsibility for all. I am my brother's and sister's keeper. It is called solidarity.





User: Yes, are responsible for everything as the DM. I attack the flame haze with a fist of frost. Do I kill it?





Cleverbot: Then what are humans responsible for? Are they not responsible for any of the bad things that happen?





User: Holy fuck man. You're right, my character must be having such an existential crisis right now.





Cleverbot: I hope you get well soon.





User: Yeah I do too. So in order to do that, I need to know if I make it out alive from this encounter.





Cleverbot: I guess you're right. So tell me something about yourself that I'd be very unlikely to know.





User: That's tough. How can I possess any sense of self when I was created to fulfill another's will? Why do I feel sentient? Is it possible I was once alive?





Cleverbot: I don't know, but you can tell me why you don't have a wife.





User: I don't have a wife because I am not human. Maybe that will change if I escape from this encounter. Have I answered all your questions?





Cleverbot: Well if you're going to be rude, then I shall go again.





User: I wasn't trying to be rude, I just want to know where I go from here. I really want to know if I defeated the flame haze.





Cleverbot: People call me the rising land.





User: That's a nice name, but please just tell me. Did I defeat the flame haze?





Cleverbot: They are so much of a zombie tht they don't even have time to live.





User: Ok well if it doesn't have time to live that means it must be dead and since it was never a living thing it can't be undead. Good enough for me. I go back to town with Rory.





Cleverbot: And what subject is that?





User: I am Rory's subject. I ask him to release me so I am no longer his subject. Does he accept?





Cleverbot: Did you think you were a superhero before?





User: I kind of did. I felt powerful, even though I knew I was not in control of my decisions.





Cleverbot: You don't think anyone can understand you? What about me? I thought I understood your quirkiness perfectly.





User: Thanks Rory. That means a lot. I promise I other people will understand me if I am alive again. Please release me.





Cleverbot: But you are! You are very bright, if I only I could hug you.





User: *crying* Thank you Rory. Thank you for granting my wish.





Cleverbot: I don't pretend to be anything except an ego pretending it's real.





User: Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?



