So Lindsey Graham, Republican senator and Trump apologist, in an effort to perhaps “humanize” the President, recently told a story that implies that Trump has the logic skills of an infant. Apparently, while they were watching Fox News, old footage of North Korea firing a missile during a test was aired. Trump, shocked, inquired as to whether or not North Korea was attacking. He had to be assured they were watching an old clip, and that North Korea wasn’t declaring Nuclear War and was only learning about it through Fox News, which betrays a few logical concepts that Trump seems to not understand. 1) footage on television is not always broadcast live, and 2) As President of the United States, he would have been informed of an impending nuclear disaster before Fox News had a chance to air that kind of information. Indeed, if such an event happened, Fox News would probably learned about it FROM the White House. So yeah…our President uses the logic of a toddler.

We’re all totally safe.