Me:..........



Ruby: whos she?



Me:.....my ex



Yang: your ex



Me: mom and her mother tried setting us up.....i ended up going with full combat gear and narrowly managed to get the fuck away from her and place a restraining order on her



Ruby: why is she here then



Toga: because said order expired



Me: ah no I renewed it two days before it expired



Toga: FUCK!!!!



Ruby: swear jar



Toga*now unable to comprehend what she said*: I'm sorry what?



Ruby: swear jar



Me: dont mind that toga just het the hell put of here



Toga*narrows her eyes as she creepily leaves*: 900 days!



Me: oh gods this is so messed up



Yang: your telling me