Here’s A Kangaroo Humping A Pig While A Pervert Goose Looks On

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Here’s something you probably won’t see in the “Zootopia” sequel.

According to the Daily Mail, a Sydney student on a recent research trip in Australia’s Northwest Territory walked past a farm and saw the damnedest thing. Yup, it was kangaroo having sex with a pig while a goose looked on in delight.

Ryan Frazer said he and a colleague were looking at each other like, “Should we be standing here, watching, taking photos?” Thankfully, the answer was “hell yes,” and they snapped a few pics for the greater good of humanity.

After roughly five or 10 minutes of action, Frazer said the pig turned around as if to “reciprocate” the good times, and that’s when he and his pal decided they had seen enough.

Even crazier than a pig getting plowed from behind by a roo? You guessed it: The owner of the farm where the hump sesh went down is named Greg Dick, and he said he once tried to remove the pig, but he decided against it after the kangaroo damn near tore down the fence. The two have been in a relationship for almost a year, and according to Dick, “They’re in love.”

Yeah, no shit.

Asked by a local newspaper for the lovers’ names, Dick said he calls the pig “Apples” while the kangaroo goes by “F**k It,” although odds are that’s not the name he was given at birth but rather one he earned later in life.