HOBO: Did you see that Golden Corral is now offering cotton candy on their all you can eat buffet?

BEARD: Do they hate their customers?



BEARD: Seriously, they must hate all their diabetic customers and want them dead. And they want to give the rest of us diabetes! Maybe they're in cahoots with Wilford Brimley...



HOBO: You could just not eat it.

BEARD: Not eat an endless supply of cotton candy? Have you already gone mad with a cotton candy sugar high?



