In case you missed it, Crowder and Not Gay Jared recently infiltrated the grease-lathered bowels of SXSW. All types of fun ensued while they were there. Mostly anti-freedom and gratuitous fatness. There was one such fat pride panel that stood out from the rest called "My Body is Not Safe For Work." In this case, also not safe for eyes. Watch what happens when Steven and Jared asked a few questions...

TRIGGER WARNING: Medically accurate fat shaming ahead.

Clearly our questions weren't welcome here. Sometimes the truth hurts one's heart. Just as abundant fat storage hurts the heart. Which is, of course, more likely to happen when one has a BMI akin to these portly broads. Our apologies to the gluten free gluttons, but such are the facts. Something these walking meatballs might realize had they spared a few minutes to do as much researching as they do salad dodging...

Behold, Sources:

P.S.: This clip was taken from an on-location special. You can watch the full show HERE! Lucky you.

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