THERESA May has explained to Britain that she is not the bad guy in this election because she is wearing white.

May continued: “There are those who insist on seeing me as villainous, an unfair slur based only on things that I say and do.

“But as you can see this is provably false because here I am in white, the colour of the good guys.

“Like Luke Starwalker from the film Space Wars that you like. I haven’t seen it myself, I only watch Songs of Praise and things about canals.”

She added: “Oh and Jesus wore white. Just FYI as it were.”