Monday 1/8

Walk around Richmond until you find a discarded chicken bone, then throw it away in a proper trash receptacle and go home. Either that or pay my vet bills when my dog chokes on one.

Tuesday 1/9

Go see a movie at Movieland — Did you watch the Golden Globes and think “What the fuck? I’ve never heard of any of these movies.” Well they exist and most of them are still in theaters. Movieland offers $6 tickets every Tuesday and, if Oscar bait isn’t your preferred genre, the RVA Horror Movie Club is attending a screening of Insidious: The Last Key.

Wednesday 1/10

What Do You Meme/Cards Against Humanity at the HofGarden — Grab your filthy minded friends and head to HofGarden for some fun and games. Is it going to be too cold to enjoy the rooftop bar? Probably.

Thursday 1/11

“Red EyePA” Coffee Red IPA release at Three Notch’d RVA Collab House — Each week Three Notch’d does a unique collaboration with a local person or business. This week they are showcasing their work with Bryant Robins. It’s made with real coffee (not a verified fact), so you can drink more of it before passing out (not a scientifically valid opinion).

Friday 1/12

Go watch VCU vs Dayton at a bar — The Rams are doing surprisingly well considering this was supposed to be a rebuilding year. Literally any bar in Richmond that has a TV will be showing the game. Just do yourself a favor and don’t go to District 5’s official watch party (unless you enjoy being racially profiled and surrounded by frat stars).

Saturday 1/13

No BS Brass at The Broadberry — Everyone’s favorite jazz/funk windstrumental group is playing TWO sets: 9pm for the early birds and 10:30pm for the people that are going to be pissing in my alley after the show.

Sunday 1/14

Geeks Under the Influence LIVE: Hackers Geekified at Fallout — They call this an “interactive movie experience” complete with drunken scene re-enactment, riffs, skits, and trivia. Basically Mystery Science Theater 3000 but with booze.