30. You recognize your friends by the sound of their exhaust. -Brad H.

29. You cry on the first snowfall. -Becca T.

28. You can identify bugs by taste. -Michael S.

27. You ride to work, and you work to ride. -Kenneth Y.

26. Grabbing a burger takes all day. -Dan F.

25. You use your dishwasher to clean bike parts. -Dusty R.

24. You feel like every car is out to get you. -Kevin K.

23. You try to throw your leg over your car seat. -Daniel N.

22. Your worst day on your bike is better than your best day anywhere else. -Dane H.

21. The only destinations are sunrise and sunset. -Bob J.

20. Nothing heals like two wheels. -Janeen K.

19. You can’t imagine your life without riding or the memories of riding. -Judson B.

18. Someone says you have an “iron butt” and it’s a compliment. -Daniel D.

17. Your biggest decision of the day is left or right. -Randy S.

16. You make your bike payment before any other bills are paid. -John F.

15. You relate more to a dog hanging its head out of a passing car than you do to humans. -James B.

14. Your dirty clothes smell like exhaust and beer. -Ted D.

13. You lie to your wife in order to spend more quality time with your bike. -Chris H.

12. You know what a grasshopper feels like at 100 miles per hour. -Robert N.

11. Your hairdryer has handlebars. -Kitten C.

10. You have more pics of your bike than your kids and grandkids. -Peggy D.

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8. The wind in your hair and face makes you happier than a paycheck. -Erik O.

7. You help more people than the government. -Jonathan B.

6. Picking bugs out of your beard becomes part of your daily grooming ritual. -Dan C.

5. You go down and the only thing you ask is ‘how’s my bike.’ -Margie C.

4. You give up trying to explain to people why you ride because if they have to ask they wouldn’t understand. -Jeff T.

3. You hate the fact that you were in front of your computer long enough to read this and not on your scoot. -Skyler M.

2. You want to be buried with your bike because you’re not done riding yet. -Pat K.

1. Your ass hurts… your back is killing you… you can’t feel your hands or feet… and when your buddy asks you if you want to take a break you look him straight in the eyes and say HELL NO LET’S RIDE !!!!! -Don C.

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