I will neither confirm nor deny whether that hypothetical running back is Cook, but let me just say this: If Cook had accrued 2,046 total yards – the second-most of any Power 5 player in the nation – and rushed for 1,620 yards in the SEC, he might be bringing home the bronzed statue on Saturday. Instead, he didn't even get an invitation to New York as one of the top five Heisman finalists. I guess Heisman voters, who have been programmed to believe the ACC is the worst major conference in all of college football, had an aversion to turning in an All-ACC ballot.