TeraDoc made my first arbitrary day so awesome! Obviously, since I have a pulse, I love bacon. But more so than most people. I mean, a-pound-for-brunch, stickers on my car, Ron Swanson bacon lover. So the shirt TeraDoc sent me is PERFECT! I'll proudly wear my bacon love on my sleeve...er, chest. It will make it's first appearance this coming casual friday at the office! Bonus: It's from a local store called Raygun, keep on supporting Main Street.

And really, besides nuns and infants, who doesn't enjoy swearing? I can't proudly display it on my desk, nor can it be used in most public situations, but the Creative Cursing flipbook is spot on. Now, I can't even have to think about insulting or cursing out anybody! I can just act indignant, pick 2 words at random, and let er rip!

EXAMPLE: Friend: Hey, Koreatalian, I like your new shoes. Me: Hey, thanks, SLUT FUNGUS. PFFFT (It fun to be a jerk for no reason sometimes)

tl;dr: TeraDoc dressed me and taught me to speak.