You’ll be forever shit-proof. Nobody will ever be able to send you shit.

A canvas with the picture of our shit oil painted by our artists, delivered to the person that you choose. The person name will be engraved inside the shit illustration on canvas.

All our types of shit. A package containing 4 Large Jars of shit (12 oz. each), each one with a different type of shit (1x Long John, 1x Uncle Bill, 1x Grampa and 1x Fat Boy) delivered anonymously to the person that you choose. Together, he / she will get a lovely handwritten message.

We’ll delivery to your address our Gift a Shit t-shirt and a beautiful shit poster.

Also your name recognized as ‘shit honorable person’ immortalized on our website.

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