Dang, dude. Some genius really nailed this plentiful package of overseas snackery. Total success! England may not have the empire they once commanded, but you, ace Redditor, have surely conquered my heart and, of course, my stomach.

Check this awesome horde out:

** BBQ Rice Cakes (because nothing's better than a rice cake fresh off the grill) ** Kettle Chips: Mature Cheddar & Red Onion (because I am a grown up and do not want any pre-teen cheddar) ** Haribo Gold Bears (because only a damned monster could resist these chewy little beasts) ** Sun-Pat peanut butter (because everyone knows the best sandwich fillings come from Derbyshire) ** Cadbury Fudge Bars multi-pack (because America's massed-produced chocolate is usually Hershey & it's not as good) ** Rowntree's Randoms: Squidgy Speak (because who doesn't want delicious gummi candy shaped like words?) ** Morrison's Mint Assortment (because you need a palate cleanser between snacks) ** Cadbury Caramel Bunnies (because OH MY GOD THE PICTURE ON THE PACKAGE IS ADORABLE) ** Cadbury Curly Wurly multi-pack (because somehow in my years on this Earth I have never tried a Curly Wurly and now I'm hooked forever)

I can't thank my gift-giver enough for this edible extravaganza. Between this and finally finding a job after being unemployed for 8 months, this has become the Best March Ever. Hugs from America!