Good Mythical Morning has had many guests over the years ranging from BuzzFeed cringelords to Jack Black and YouTube’s reigning king himself, PewDiePie. It is time that acclaimed shitposter and ideologue smasher, Sargon of Akkad become a part of the legacy of GMM. Viewers will be mesmerized by Sargon’s incredible ability to dismantle ideology and call neo-nazis the “n” word while he eats bull testicles with Rhett and Link.

If you care about creating a future where we get to combine thrilling culture war fighting with Rhett’s absurd humor and Link’s squeamishness then please sign this petition. Without your help, we may never see a future like I just described come to fruition.