Hanging out on rooftops at night can get cold. That's why I had Lucius make me some thermal bat-underwear, but they just weren't cutting it. With the scum of Gotham noticing my shivers.. and frequent calls to Alfred for air-delivered hot bat-cocoa; It's only a matter of time before Freeze and his minions arrive to take advantage of my thermal handicap.

It doesn't help that in addition to freezing, we night-dwellers have some pretty messed up circadian clocks which make it difficult to keep track of time. When you're trying to become the shadow, cell phone screens and Indiglo time pieces don't make it easier. I've missed a lot of breakfasts, and Batman doesn't like to miss meals.

My only options were to throw millions at the problem via Wayne Enterprises, or.. to go out on a limb and see if a Reddit Secret Santa could innovate cheaper and faster than my own team. As a bat that takes risks, I knew I had to try.

So, I signed up, sent out my gift (8x10 glossy of yours truly, plus a Snoo plushy), and anxiously waited... outside the window of /u/Goku4690.. you know, to uh, keep.. him safe. Okay, sure I broke into his room and whispered exactly which gifts I wanted into his ear while he slept, but that's pretty much the same as filling out a RedditGifts profile, right? I WAS GIVING HIM INFORMATION ABOUT ME. DON'T JUDGE.

Anyways, after a short while of stalking a certain tracking number /u/Goku4690's package arrived... and I promptly checked it for any sign of Joker's tampering. It seemed to check out, so I opened it.. and..... it is glorious!

THERMAL BAT UNDERWEAR THAT FIT PERFECTLY UNDER MY SUIT! (Some seem to call this a robe. They are wrong. It is thermal bat underwear.) A BLACK WATCH THAT THE SCUMBAGS WON'T SEE COMING STRAIGHT FOR THEIR SCUMBAG FACES!

Most importantly.. he gave me back.. my confidence. (bat tears)

So, bring it on, Freeze! Let's see you get through THESE BAD BOYS! POW! BAM! KAPOW! ZONK! BIF!

Nothing can stop the Batman, now.