Express with ur horse

A. Despite her best attempts, Twilight couldn’t convince Rarity that her ‘accidentally’ breaking her sewing machine in a ‘freak’ science experiment was actually a good thing. Maybe.

B. Calm down, Rarity whispered to herself. There’s no need to get flustered. It was just an innocent wink.

C. She soon learned there was absolutely nothing innocent about that wink.

D. “Awww, awen’t you positively absowutely pwecious?” Rarity said, continuing to ignore the kitten’s protest that this was a “serious matter, Rarity!”

E. Mfw someone insults my significant other

F. And so, Rarity resolved to never let Sweetie do her make-up again.

