ORDINARY Americans have warned Scotland the momentous change it is being sold is total bullshit.

But Alex Salmond is so obviously different from all the others

With Scotlands vote for hope and change too close to call, Americans who can remember 2008 laughed, but in a really sad and painful way.

Bill McKay, from Greensburg, Pennsylvania, said: I voted for Obama, even though I was pretty sure he was Kenyan.

But all the other presidents weve had were American and the vast majority were shit. So I thought lets see how it goes with a Kenyan fella.

He was smart, confident and gave good speeches about hope. But then it turned out that speeches arent actually the same as life.

McKay added: That said, I have just bought myself a new car. Its a 1992 Buick Fandango and its awful.

Bethany Gordon, from Greensburg, Maryland, said: Looking back, Im kind of embarrassed. It’s like I was part of a cult.

So now, whenever I meet someone who thinks politics is the answer, I remind them to shut their idiot face or I’ll set my dog on them.