11/30/11 3:00AM

We need to keep references to our two favorite topics on equal footing, so I present to you the other hand: BONUS PANEL!!! The notion of a map to one’s pants gets me every time. Sure sure, the first map said “cheese” even though it meant “cheese store.” But I assure you in this case, it’s a map to his pants and his pants alone. I mean, I don’t even know of a pants-store. I know plenty of clothing stores with pants, and maybe even a few whose pants selection far outshines its other inventory. But only pants…never!

In Nipples News, we now have a twitter feed. Add it to the facebook page and the RSS in the list of things you should be part of to prove that you love us. It’s easier than RSS and more reliable than facebook, so it may just be the best way to keep up to date with our newest releases. As additional incentive, Will’s sure to use it to spout off his brand of wacky non sequiturs that he’s been too lazy to post to the blog.

-Jesse