It's a Thursday in the middle of football season and the first semester of the school year, so you know what that means! Twitter is inundated with hundreds and thousands of photos of dudeskis, bros, brahs, and bruhs smashing beers and playing drinking games, all in the name of America. Today's so-bad-you-can't-look-away-and-sort-of-wish-it-were-you photo involves a couple of guys playing beer pong on top of their father's Porsche Carrera GT, of the sickest supercars of all time.

These guys couldn't afford a beer pong table so they used their dad's #Porsche Carrera GT. @Jalopnik @Autogespot pic.twitter.com/Bj6XEd9hy6 — Alexander De Clerck (@alexotics_) November 14, 2013

As long as bros exist, there will continue to be cars that are used as furniture.

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[via @Alexotics]