1. Russia: Sochi Bear is planning the parade

2. Finland: How to solve Rinne? As Kontiola says, “I don’t know”

3. Sweden: We were on pace to win 189-0...sigh

4. Czech Republic: Against Finland, we were the Bohemian bozos

5. Canada: Three years ago today, Bieksa fell in love with a stanchion

6. United States: And you thought Justin Bieber had major problems

7. Belarus: Kalyuzhny should have shot from centre ice

8. France: Yes, but in the 19th century, the Russian court spoke French

9. Slovakia: Almost nostalgic for the Frantisek Hossa era

10. Switzerland: It’s hard to find good fondue in Belarus

11. Latvia: Now we know what it’s like to be the Buffalo Sabres

12. Norway: Party at Denmark’s house!

13. Denmark: “2018! Woot woot!” said the Little Mermaid

14. Germany: It’s a step up from the Greg Poss era

15. Italy: Perhaps if our uniforms were more fashionable...