Small children simulating the throes of alcoholism is guaranteed viral GOLD. But society is less kind to kids with kind, even if they have no idea what they'd do with it. A 4-year-old boy brought nine bags of marijuana, which according to CBS "appeared to be wrapped for sale," to his pre-kindergarten class in Meriden, Connecticut yesterday. "Our concern is for the 4-year-old student, who had no knowledge of what he was bringing to school," Superintendent Mark Benigni said. Oh really? Then why he'd pull them out at snack time?

No arrests have been made in the case, and the names of the child's parents haven't been released. The Connecticut Department of Children and Families is investigating as well, because first you take out some of your parents' weed at snack time; the next thing you know Johnny Law is pulling the parachute on you in college.



