Why is it that all modern popular female comedians are absolutely terrible? Their routines consist of talking about dudes they screwed, how they bleed vaginally, and how men are dumb douchebags. Oh, but they still want to screw those dumb guys anyway.

Seriously. When/if a male comedian goes up on stage and tries ranting about his bodily functions, masturbation habits, sexual fetishes, and disastrously mundane sex life, they’re kicked off the stage before they even get 10 mins into their act.

But when a women does that same routine everyone is just supposed to sit there and listen to insane babbling.

It’s not even remotely funny when a dude gets up on stage and is like “Dude I’ve always had a thing for like, black people driving expensive cars. They’re just so dangerous and I can’t help but get aroused because they’re like… Just so black, you know?”

But when a women blabs about that same junk in an incoherent train wreck of improvised and out of order anecdotes it’s:

“”"“hilarious”""""

“”"""“empowering”""""""

“”""""""""“relatable”""""""""""

Can women just not be funny save for the very few exceptions?