For all you golfers out there…

#10

Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”

Caddy: “I don’t think you can keep your head down that long.”





#9

Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”

Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”





#8

Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”

Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”





#7

Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”

Caddy: “Eventually.”





#6 Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”

Caddy: “I don’t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”





#5

Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It’s too much of a distraction.”

Caddy: “It ’s not a watch - it’s a compass.”





#4

Golfer: “How do you like my game?”

Caddy: “Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”





#3

Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?”

Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”





#2

Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”

Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”





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