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nothing else matters in this vast universe....................

00:00 - 00:03 this months sorties are going as planned

00:04 - 00:05 we will be doing some recon missons here

00:05 - 00:07 and ending here

00:08 - 00:12 we will send 6 jets up on friday

00:12 - 00:15 and meet the sortie goal ahead of schedule

00:17 - 00:19 send 10 more jets up

00:19 - 00:21 and just call in weekend duty

00:24 - 00:26 supreme sortie lord....

00:27 - 00:28 the jets

00:31 - 00:33 we dont have that many to offer you

00:34 - 00:36 there are too many jets in work

00:53 - 00:58 if you are not a spec, crew chief or someone important leave now

00:59 - 01:01 (weapons proceeds to leave)

01:05 - 01:06 (mx officer goes to his happy place)

01:13 - 01:15 HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN

01:15 - 01:17 YOU WILL FIX THEM FASTER

01:18 - 01:23 HOW HARD IS IT TO CANN A PART AND PUT IT IN ANOTHER JET

01:25 - 01:28 I SWEAR TO TRUMP YOU WORK BETTER ON 12 HOUR SHIFTS

01:29 - 01:31 THERE WILL BE NO MORE WEEKENDS

01:31 - 01:34 YOU WILL COME IN EVERY WEEKEND

01:34 - 01:37 HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RANK UP WITH THIS SORTIE NUMBERS

01:37 - 01:40 GAB AFTER GAB AFTER FUCKING GAB

01:40 - 01:42 LORD WE ARE CANNING AS FAST HUMANLY POSSIBLE

01:42 - 01:46 START MAKING THE FUCKING PARTS IF YOU HAVE TOO

01:46 - 01:48 WHAT ABOUT OUR GOAL DAY SIR?

01:48 - 01:52 DID YOU EVER REALLY THINK YOU WOULD EVER GET ONE?!?

01:53 - 01:54 I JUST GABBED YOUR GOLD DAY

01:56 - 01:57 IF IT WAS UP TO ME I WOULD

01:57 - 02:00 FLY ALL THE JETS 24 HOURS 7 DAYS A WEEK

02:00 - 02:03 I WOULD FLY THE CANN JET TOO

02:04 - 02:08 YOU MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THE JET DOESN'T TELL YOU WHATS WRONG

02:08 - 02:13 HOW MANY TIME DO I NEED TO HAVE AN AMU CALL

02:14 - 02:16 THE SORTIES ARE WHAT MAKE ME YOUNG

02:17 - 02:21 HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACH THE WILD BLUE YONDER

02:27 - 02:29 the sorties are everything...

02:30 - 02:34 THE SORTIES ARE WHAT BIND ME TO MY MORTAL COIL

02:34 - 02:36 AND LET ME WALK AMONG YOU AS A GOD

02:41 - 02:42 deny me?...

02:43 - 02:47 THE ONE WHO RISES THE SUN IN THE EAST AND SETS IT IN THE WEST

02:48 - 02:53 WHAT MORE WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?!?

02:54 - 02:56 MAKE LO TAKE OFF SOME PANELS?

02:56 - 02:59 HAVE WEAPONS DO REAL WORK?

03:00 - 03:02 AND TAKE AWAY THIER BELOVED PING PONG TABLE?!?

03:04 - 03:07 dont worry he would never do that to us

03:14 - 03:16 just make friday a no fly day

03:19 - 03:23 so everyone can go home on time

03:25 - 03:26 for once

03:31 - 03:33 and fly 6 jets on monday

03:40 - 03:46 but seriously look at me, im literally dying from the lack of sorties

03:46 - 03:49 i hope you are happy