In a move that looks at America’s obesity problem and haughtily laughs in its face, the Arizona Diamondbacks will offer a $25, 18-inch corn dog at their home games this season. The corn dog will be stuffed with bacon and cheese, because functional arteries are for nerds.

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The $25 price tag may seem a little steep, but you have to remember this corn dog also comes with a side of fries and also the crippling destruction of your self-worth.

(Thanks to Big League Stew for sharing.)