For those who thought the humor in Pixels was a little too highbrow, director Christopher Landon brings you Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, a movie which does a disservice to zombie movies, comedy, and, of course, scouting. Three teenagers must ban together when their town is plagued by an infection that turns people undead. Picture a cross between Monster Squad and Zombieland, if someone took out all of the fun.

Scouts Guide is The Evil Dead‘s annoying younger brother, trying desperately to get his big brother’s friends to like him. The movie tries to be one of the classic horror comedies, but it doesn’t add any laughs or scares. All of the humor is forces, and the vast majority of it revolves around penises and poop. This is an example of a movie where the target audience isn’t old enough to buy an admission ticket.

This 90 minute break from civilized society exists primarily to objectify women and show off some terrible CGI. When you are trying to point out genre tropes, at some point you go from being a spoof to being a mockery. Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse found that point and then kept trudging along. It is sure to be aired on Comedy Central next October at 10:00 AM on a weekday.

Drink Every Time: there’s a…actually, it is probably best if you are steadily drinking throughout the entire running time.

Grade: F