Comedy can be difficult to enjoy with kids around—but the clean comedians of Reddit are here to offer you their best, profanity-free material.

“Family-friendly” films usually strive to include jokes clever enough to make adults laugh without confusing their offspring, but it’s a delicate balance that’s easy to mess up. As any parent (or uncle who watches a tremendous amount of television with his nieces and nephews) knows, once you run through the Disney classics and Pixar library, genuinely funny kids’ shows can be difficult to find.

(Unless PAW Patrol makes you laugh, in which case you have 72 episodes to keep you entertained for months!)

In the spirit of finding as many jokes as possible that adults and kids can enjoy together, user Alkomb posed this question to the Ask Reddit community: “What G-rated joke always cracks you up?”

In response, redditors delivered over 5000 comments full of one-liners, silly stories, ridiculous riddles, and wordplay worthy of a popsicle stick. Sure, their jokes might be cheesy, but who doesn’t love a little G-rated cheese?

Best Foot Forward

To be really funny, you have to think on your toes:

Comedy’s Rule of Threes

The key to a successful joke is listing three things, making the first two serious, and—nope, that covers it:

Rated G for Geology

Some comics consider puns cheap—so it’s always a good idea to take the high ground:

The Holy See-What-I-Did-There

At least the Bishop of Rome didn’t walk into a bar with a rabbi…

A Spot-Breasted Oriole?

When all else fails, rhyming prevails:

A Classical Classic

Those musical minions from Despicable Me would appreciate this one:

A close PG-rated second?

Car and Feather

(Warning: This joke does not work in England!)

Comedic Timing

Not all G-rated jokes cater to kids. In fact, this one might be best appreciated by grandfathers:

Redditor oldmermen kept the joke going—though if you don’t like puns, the follow-up jokes might tick you off:

Weight for It…

Hippos been a fixture of the comedy world since Gayla Peevey’s novelty holiday song “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” debuted in 1953—peaking with this scene from Adam Sandler’s 1999 film Big Daddy:

And undergoing a brief revival in this brief Madagascar parody on Family Guy:

But fans of hippo comedy can rejoice in a new joke about their favorite sub-Saharan cetacean:

Master of Nun

Save this one for Sister Act 3: Kickin’ the Habit.

Shallow Humor

Before you deliver this joke, take a deep breath:

For more family-friendly funnies, yuck it up in the original Ask Reddit thread. (But if you didn’t enjoy the G-rated jokes above, you might find the others a little G-rating.)