My cat Kyle is a rescue with three teeth, no claws, severe dandruff, hip dysplasia, and a wonky ear. Also, he witnessed a murder. Kyle has a philanthropic mission to use his glorious 'stache and unbelievable backstory to raise awareness for causes he cares about.

Here are eight reasons you should endorse my cat Kyle's mustache:

1. Because it is glorious.

(Instagram/MyCatKyle)