Via NewsFromIreland (currently offline):

A drunken unemployed plasterer who was found urinating on the French loaves section of a large supermarket in protest at the infamous handball incident in the France vs Ireland World Cup qualifier, was this week given a suspended sentence, fined and bound over to keep the peace.

Frances Smokie Larkin, The Meadows, Killareagh, Co Roscommon pleaded guilty to the incident at Mahers ValueStore supermarket, Killareagh, one week after the match which Ireland controversially drew after the French goal was deemed to have scored despite a blatant handball by French striker Thierry Henry.

Staff found the 46-year-old urinating on the Cuisine de France section of the bread shelves in Mahers, shouting this will teach ye, ye cheating French bastards, before he was taken away by local gardai.