lol = laugh out loud, she's amused and teasing. Sometimes she's speaking with amused exasperation. Overall her tone is condescending and amused. He's been calling her nonstop for a couple of days and she doesn't pick up. The idea behind this script is that John put her husband to work just so he can send him out of town whenever it's convenient. Her and John still enjoy tormenting helpless hubby by phone, which is what they're doing now. John made her call while she's sucking his cock, because as you know by now, she and John are sadists and hubby is an emotional masochist who takes whatever abuse they want to dish out. He won't ever leave because he is devoted to his wife and family, and far more in love with her than she is with him. She lost respect for hubby long ago and the only sexual pleasure she can get from him is torturing him emotionally. It is completely understood but unspoken (so far) that she cheats on him regularly, everyone in their social circle knows it, he's totally lost the respect of her and all of their friends and co-workers because he refuses to call her out on it or acknowledge the fact as he's afraid of losing her if he confronts the issue. As long as she doesn't actually say the words 'I'm cheating on you RIGHT NOW' he will continue to find a way to not say it himself. He will find a way to rationalize everything she says or does, whatever it takes. She (and John) therefore feel free to do whatever they want, as blatantly as they want, and to use him as an accessory in thier kinky sado-sexual play. Hopefully this context will help you understand her character and why she enjoys doing this, and make it easier to play the role :) All throughout this conversation, you can hear the sexual sounds from her end, especially while she's blowing John (which she is from the moment she picks up the phone) and when they're fucking you can hear the rythym of his strokes in her voice. It's more than obvious what she's doing, you'd have to be a complete idiot not to know it, and hubby isn't an idiot. He's just a lovestruck doormat who will hold on to her as long as he can, no matter what she does to him.

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Hi baby, how's everything going?

Oh come on, don't be mad. I can't always just stop and pick up the phone every time you call. John's keeping me very busy lol... you know how he is.

You called how many times? Oh my god! You kept count? That's so funny!

No, I'm sorry for laughing honey, I really am. I just think of you sitting in that hotel room all alone or sneaking out of a meeting to call me over and over and what you must be thinking when I don't answer. It's like you don't trust your own wife! You're so silly.

Yes, SILLY! I do it on purpose you know, because you get so upset. Just to mess with you, because you make SUCH a big deal about it gosh! Plus, this way, you're always SO glad to hear from me. It keeps you from taking me for granted lol

Well actually John wanted me to call you right now, or you might still be waiting lol

No, no special reason, he just wanted me to talk to you right now. suck suck suck

Well, first you're unhappy because working for John keeps me out of the house, NOW you're unhappy because working for John keeps YOU out of the house. You're so hard to please. You said you wanted a job, so I got you a job. Now YOU'RE the one who has to travel and I get to stay home with the kids. That's how it's supposed to be, right? Don't complain about the job I got for you, you're just lucky that John and I are using you this way. Otherwise, you'd still be a grown man playing babysitter every day. That's so not attractive.

Yes, John is here.

Yes, I'm at home.

YES, the kids are home, where else would they be??

No, he's not here a lot. Maybe an hour or two every day lol

No, you idiot, the kids are in bed. It's nearly midnight!

Well, John wanted me to help him deal with an urgent problem. You know you can't force these things into a certain timetable, sometimes he needs me at 12 noon, sometimes he needs me at 12 midnight. I'm still on retainer with the company sweetheart. It's my job and my pleasure to handle his situation for him, you know that. Sometimes it takes a woman's touch to handle the huge (suck) hard (suck) problems that raise their big head (suck) in the middle of the night. When a woman's boss needs a thing handled, she has to do her job right?

Don't worry about me or what I'm doing, I get annoyed at that tone in your voice. Tell me about your trip. How's the work going? (she takes advantage of the time she's supposed to just listen to him talk to really go to work on John, when she responds to whatever he says with ummm-hmmm or yeah, it sounds very sexual and progressively more so the longer he talks.)

ummm-hmmm

Oh, I see

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yeaahhh

oh yeahhhhh

Oh? That's good baby. ummmmmmm it's so gooood ummmmm

What? What do you mean? I'm just trying to give you some encouragement. It really sounds like you're doing some good work over there is all I'm saying. We're doing good work here too. (slurp slurp) So good. (slurp slurp)

Oh stop being such a crybaby. Being away from home for work is just what a grown man does. Be a man. I had to travel with John all the time, you know that. Now it's your turn lol

Actually John says don't stop being a crybaby. Cry some more! lol slurp slurp

I think it's good for you to be out of the house honey. Every relationship needs a little time apart to put perspective on things, and to keep us from getting bored with each other. Well, that's nice of you to say darling, but I DO get bored with YOU, so it's good to get some time off from you. Spend some time doing things with the kids.

Well it probably does seem like John is over here a lot, but that's because he puts in a lot of work over here. The kids like having him around too, he actually likes to go places and do things with them, unlike you. We go to the park, the movies, out to dinner... it's good for them to get out and experience the nice things you can't give them, or you're just too lazy to give them. He's even made friends with the neighbors, they love to come over and have some beers and bbq. John's great on the grill, it turns out, if we don't eat out then he grills something delicious here at home for us.

Well you could have done it yourself, but you never did. Our neighbors are VERY friendly, they were just waiting for an opportunity to introduce themselves. Our cookouts are a good opportunity, it's nice to have a social life. Did you think the kids were happy eating your mac n cheese, balogna sandwiches and top ramen every night? Now they eat good and they know all the neighborhood kids, and I know all the neighborhood dads. Yes, and moms, but it's mostly the dads who love our bbq and beer. They come around all the time now. I just hope that you continue to be friendly with the neighbors when you come back home. I know I will keep doing it, whether you're home or not. You're just going to get used to having a real social life.

Well, that was then, this is now. Now you have to work for John. Just like I do. Well... not JUST like I do, but you know what I mean lol

John was asking why we stopped with just two kids, I told him about our little problem with the low sperm count. Yes, of course I told him! You don't keep secrets from the boss, and John's da boss. haha yes I call him that, it's cute. He likes it. You should call him boss too. He says it's disrespectful for you to call him by his first name, and it's something he meant to bring up with you when you get back, but as long as you're on the line, we'll just deal with it now.

He wants you to say it. Say 'John's the boss of me' lol

Say it or I'll hang up the phone and you won't talk to me until you get back, and you'll have to answer to John too. You don't want that. Say 'John is my boss.'

Oh why are you putting up such a fuss? It's easy, it's kind of fun really. I'll do it first. John's the boss. mmmmmmmm John, you're my boss. slurp slurp. You're my husband's boss, John. Boss him around. Make him jump through hoops! Boss me around too. It's our job to do what you say. You boss us soooo good.

See how easy that was honey? It didn't kill me. It's just polite to acknowledge his authority. Now say it or else... well you don't want to know what else.

Good boy. Was that so hard? I'm going to put you on speaker so you can say it again, and say it loud.

haha I can't believe you did that! God, I was just fucking with you but you did it. We are so laughing at you right now!

Anyhow, back to the problem you're having with your inadequate sperm. I mean sperm count! John says he can help us with that. Hang on a second honey, I have to change positions.

(now they're starting to fuck, you can hear in her voice when he thrusts into her from time to time)

No, I meant I was uncomfortable on the chair, I had to lay down. Gosh, you're so suspicious. ANYWAYS. *huff unh John is going to give us a baby.

HAHAHA no silly! He knows a doctor! Gosh, you really ARE so gullible! *unh unh unh

No, his doctor is better than ours. John only goes for the best, you know that. After all, he went for your wife! That's how we survive honey, with the work he gives us :)

So, the thing about it... I'm going to have to go out for fertility treatments every day, starting tomorrow. Well, we actually started tonight uhh uhh uhh

No, we don't need your sperm for it. It's a new method, we're ummm... getting your DNA off a napkin or something haha! No, I don't remember the details of how it works, all you really need to know is that your wife is getting pregnant and we're going to have another beautiful child to raise. It will probably be my favorite!

No, John will take me. He's extending your trip another 30 days, he needs you to meet with a few of our overseas wholesalers. He'll help your wife get pregnant while you're gone. Don't worry honey, John will take care of me. I'm in such good hands whenever you're not here. Sometimes I can't even wait til you leave.

Well, maybe I didn't phrase that correctly. I should have said 'John's going to put a baby in your wife while you're not home.' oh hahahaha that's wasn't much better was it? Silly me. No, I'm just playing, cuz you get upset so easy! If you didn't take it so hard, I wouldn't tease you nearly as much. It's my job to take it hard, you're supposed to be the man!

John's doctor is very good, he comes VERY highly recommended. He and John have worked out a special fertility treatment plan for me that's nearly 100% effective, so you might as well count on having a pregnant wife when you come back home! Isn't that good news! Why do you sound so sad??

That irritates me sooooo much! Here's John, going out of his way to give your wife a new baby, and all you can do is cry about it! You'd better shape up if you want to have a wife and kids still waiting for you when you get home. I'm going to put you on speaker and you're going to show the proper appreciation, WITHOUT the whining.

ok. Now say 'John, thank you for helping us have a baby.'

Good. Say 'John, you're the boss.'

STILL crying and whining? Such an ungrateful baby you are... ok, ok, say one more thing and I'll let you off the hook.

Say 'John, thank you for putting a baby in my wife.'

SAY IT.

ooooooh that's good. Say it again. Crybaby. Why are you crying? Say it again. Say it until you mean it. Say it until you stop crying about it.

Oh so goooood. Say it again. (she's getting ready to cum).

Again! mmmmmmmmmmmm

Just one more time should do it, say it baby. Thank him for his baby. Oh yes.

Good boy. Thank you baby. We're done with you for now. Aren't you glad I finally picked up the phone?