Only days after an Odia labourer was shocked to find 111 baby cobras inside his home, an elderly cobra from Banki was equally horrified to find 111 dead humans inside his humble abode.

Naga bhaina is a 17 year old veteran snake who was once the terror of Banki residents. But old age and a bad hip have reduced him to a shell of his former self. These days the only things that Naga Bhaina terrorizes are frogs and insects.

Last night, returning to his hole after another day of slim pickings, Naga was absolutely mortified to find 111 dead human bodies stacked up inside his home. It still remains a mystery as to how 111 grown humans could fit inside his six feet long and one feet wide home but let’s not be pedantic with technicalities.

This comes just days after 111 baby cobras were found inside the home of a Bhadrak local.

“This shit’s dope yo,” said Naga bhaina taking a long drag from his Bidi. “I’m conflicted between two thingss; either I’m ssseeing thingss in my old age or there are actually 111 dead bodies casually lying where I sssleep.”

Odisha’s forestry department were quickly called upon the scene and the bodies were disposed.

When asked what his plans were now or whether he plans to find a new place to stay, Naga said: “Here I go again on my own. Goin’ down the only road I’ve ever known. Like a drifter I was born to walk alone. An’ I’ve made up my mind, I ain’t wasting no more time,” before slithering off to the nearby farmlands.

It took us a good 15 or so minutes to realise that those were actually the lyrics to the song Here I Go Again by Whitesnake.

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