My secret santa gift arrived! I had all but given up hope, so when I saw a package with my name on it I couldn't help but tear it open like a savage.

While I can honestly say I had no idea what to expect anyway (first exchange here), I had no idea that my gift would itself reflect that.

A Redskins lawn gnome (may he bring good fortune), an AWESOME Abraham Lincoln, Dinosaur Warrior dictionary page (from suspect to sweat gland!), and a book on probability theory, specifically concerning unpredictable events.

Not sure how they got all this from my love of The Forbidden Kingdom, but who cares?!? Swag!!! (which was also defined next to Honest Abe and his trusty sidekick, Hungry T)