A woman can tell how well your life is going from how you look in about two seconds. Your face and body are leaking all kinds of cues about your sexual experience, self-confidence and personality—and she can see it all in one glance. Before you approach her, she’s already decided whether she wants you to talk to her, and she’s already judged your mate value and your status before you toss the first lame, derpy pickup line at her. She can smell your over-practiced pick-up artists tricks from a mile away. It’s like her superpower.