The Zephyrs are already changing their name and they want it to be the Crawfish or something stupid and unoriginal. Let’s make them name it after something we New Orleanians actually care about, HARAMBE! There is no better way to honor he who put the Great in Great Ape than with a minor league baseball team.

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