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Goat: So if Calvin's selling bootleg merchandise these days, what is his tiger, Hobbes, doing? Rat: That old humanist lefty? He's doing the same thing all you lefties do when they grow up... became more conservative. Goat: Hobbes became a right-winger? Rat: You don't watch T.V.? Anchor: We go now to our correspondent in Washington. Hobbes: Good Evening, Sean. President Obama is the antichrist.