The War On Women Is Real

Conservatives for too long have denied the fact that there is a war against women. Going back over the past half century, it’s impossible not to see this oppressive plot to strip women of everything that makes them women and treat them like human garbage. Let’s stop kidding ourselves, the war on women is real and it’s about time we expose the culprits.

When feminists began teaching young western women that hijabs are totally awesome but bras are oppressive, men began pretending to be outraged when these young college women tossed their brassieres into flames and freed their once veiled nipples. The patriarchy were outraged and uncomfortable to witness eighteen year old women, full of feminist fueled fighting spirit with their bare tits swinging about in defiance.

Telling girls it’s empowering to take photos of their breasts and upload it onto the internet because their “chests are no different to men’s” wasn’t enough for feminism’s perverted war on women. The biggest obstacle they had was the fact that women can give birth. This once made women less likely to spread their legs for every Tom and Dick and wait to settle down with Harry. The feminist solution to this was simple: trivialize it. Make women think pregnancy was an evil, patriarchal creation designed to burden women. This took some convincing but today it’s not unusual to see a young woman turn her nose up at the thought of having children as if you’re talking about shitting out a tumor.

Once they were successful in pregnancy being seen as some kind of revolting accident, sex no longer meant having the strings of love and commitment attached and a massive divorce epidemic evolved. Women were told that having drunken one night stands with men either half or double their age is empowering or something.

Though as hard as feminists have tried to turn women into the worst stereotype of men, women still cannot avoid the inevitability of pregnancy, so feminists jumped on the abortion train and turned what was once the enemy of the Suffragettes into some kind of cool, girl-power movement. All wars need a propaganda machine, and feminism’s was so good it convinced women that giving birth is defecation but vacuuming out a fetus is a phoenix rising from the ashes. This was particularly brilliant of feminism’s war on women because you have a woman’s body doing exactly what it is supposed to do and she gets rewarded with a lifetime of trauma trying to forget the baby she killed. Today it’s common to meet a young woman who has had several abortions, many of them after the first trimester. Men now get to ejaculate into whomever they please and she has to deal with the consequences. Woo!

Feminism realized they couldn’t totally eradicate the biological clock and stop young women from wanting to have kids, so what they did was genius. They convinced women their eggs will last well into their 40s when their eggs have dried out. Feminism told young women that there’ll be plenty of time for them to have all the kids they want after they’ve spent their first twenty years of adult life in an office cubicle and going home to their cats. When every doctor on earth disagreed, they dug up a one-off case where some chick’s aunt who had twins at 45 and everybody clapped.

With women believing it’s more empowering to eat yesterday’s leftover chinese alone after spending all day doing what your boss tells you rather than creating and nurturing life with somebody who loves you, now those nonexistent kids can’t have kids and in one simple shrug, millions of American kids are going unborn, and the only way to fill these dismal birthrates is to import people from the deep corners of the planet where stoning women and hanging gays is a normal part of the morning walk to get your newspaper and where they cut arms off albino kids as they believe they’re magical.

If a woman did get pregnant and was too headstrong to get an abortion, not to worry, feminism also has a solution for this as well. Could anything be less badass than having a husband to help you and your child succeed? In order to get out of this oppressive cycle, feminism embraced the welfare state and reminded women the government will help pay all of your bills if you just kick out your husband from the home. This worked wonders, especially in the black community, where almost every black kid is being raised by a single mom.

Who needs men, right? Especially since they’re responsible for 1 in 4 women being raped and women being paid 77 cents to the dollar… It’s better to keep women locked up in segregated safe spaces and remove them from all responsibility. Feminists used to fight against women being coddled and protected from the threat of rape, now feminists have made women so afraid to leave their rooms, they only come out to teach little boys their masculinity is toxic and that words are equivalent to being raped.

Feminism strives to turn women into something they’re not and when reality defies these dreams, they create movies where they know kung fu, pull grown men out of house fires and can lose the cops in a car chase. A generation ago, the ideal woman was a friend in the living room, a mom in the kitchen, and a slut in the bedroom. Today she’s a slut everywhere and she represses those innate motherly insticts - better known as her cruelly assigned gender role which was constructed by the patriarchy. Women have been taught that cooking and cleaning are for the weak and they shouldn’t know how to do either. This has left young women today with apartments that are complete pigsties and their idea of a home-cooked meal is a cup of warmed up noodles.

As of very recently, there was talk of women catching on. They became skeptical of life in a cubicle and heard rumors of fortysomethings needing fertility drugs to get pregnant. They suspected that “having it all” was a myth and maybe women are different from men after all. This is when feminism delivered the death knell. They said men are women too. That’s right, “woman” is a state of mind and all you have to do to be female is say you “identify” as female. Now “men” are having abortions, giving birth, breastfeeding and menstruating, “women” are getting their penises turned into makeshift vaginas and terms such as female, sisterhood or “she” can lead to your job termination.

Denying there is a War on Women is absurd. Do the math. A few decades ago you had a woman in a home that was provided for her, with children she adored and children who adored her. Today those same women are used as sex toys while they’re young and attractive and then left alone in their filthy apartments combing their cat’s fur from their sweaters. Her job is doing the dirty work for others and she has little else outside of it. Women today are getting filled with more random men and then getting babies scraped out of them and they’ve been convinced this is empowering. It comes as no surprise that women say they’re unhappier and unfulfilled today than women from forty years ago. Roughly the same time feminism’s war on women began…