It was a dark story night, and I had just arrived home from a long day at work. I walked in the door and slumped in exhaustion onto my bed. Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye I saw something amiss... It was a large brown box. "What could this be?" I wondered to myself as I nervously approached it, "I hope it is not another hired thug dressed as a box, sent to recover rent money." I picked up a pair of scissors and began to open the box, which bore the insignia "Amazon". "Who is this mysterious Amazon? And why are they sending me boxes?" I opened teh box to find... a heavy package in a blue bag. Gingerly I opened the bag and.... SUDDENLY, SUNSHINE! EVERYWHERE!! My room filled with the golden glow of a thousand cans of sparkling rubicon mango juice. I gasped and looked at the gift card with the package "...this drink changed my life. It set new boundaries for deliciousness. I hope it treats you the same...your reddit secret santa" Thank you secret santa! Your gift brightened a dreary winter evening and it shall continue to do so for much time to come. And for the record, rubicon changed my life too.