Beach vacations are the perfect chance to get away from it all by hiding behind dark sunglasses, “losing” your cell phone in the riptide, and burying overdue electric bills deep, deep in the sand. Escape the daily grind with today’s Groupon to Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City. Choose between the following options:

For $149, you get a one-night stay (valid on Friday nights only) in a deluxe room, plus early check-in, late checkout, and entrance for two to the health spa (up to a $309 value).

For $149, you get a two-night stay (Sunday–Thursday) in an upgraded beach view deluxe room, plus entrance for two to the health spa, breakfast for two at 24 Central Cafe, early check-in, and late checkout (up to a $395 value).

The Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino, located above the famous Atlantic City Boardwalk and a hop away from a plethora of dining and nightlife options, pampers guests with a luxurious retreat. The hotel’s casino entertains with table games and slot machines, offering a gambling space in which visitors can win money for grad school or blinged-out marble busts of Flava Flav. The deluxe room’s king-sized bed—or two double beds—cushions horizontal forms with a pillow-top mattress as comfortable as a down-filled marshmallow (a $179 value on Friday nights). The upgraded beach view deluxe room features a king-size bed and an expansive ocean panorama (a $120 value/night). Both rooms include early check-in beginning at noon (a $50 value) and late checkout ending at 4 p.m. (a $50 value).

Entrance for two to the health spa affords relaxation-seekers the opportunity to indulge in the sauna, steam room, and jacuzzi showers (a $30 value) or to self-medicate with additional salon and spa services for an extra fee. The 24 Central Cafe breakfast (a $25 value) fills stomachs with upscale, hearty fare in a laid-back atmosphere, eliminating the need to fluff evening gowns or paint neckties on T-shirts before dining. With a plethora of shopping, dining, and nightlife opportunities in the area, the abundance of diversions may call for a careful schedule, an ebullient unplanned scramble, or a home cloning kit to do all there is to do.