theonion:

The Onion is now actively courting the anti-social justice “IF-BAD-THINGS-HAPPEN-TO-YOU-THAT-MEANS-PRIVILEGE-ISN’T-REAL!” brigade, apparently.



Ew.



* * * * * EDIT: Hi, Redditer dude-bros/random curious people! * * * * *



According to StatCounter (which tracks the ISP info for everyone who visits and/or reblogs one of my posts, including this one, including YOU, yes YOU), some bored individual trolled through the notes on The Onion’s Tumblr post for this article and found my post (so flattered) and decided to start a Reddit thread as this being clear evidence of Tumblr’s ongoing persecution of white het cis males by Feminazi Social Justice Warriors®!



For your need to scratch your fauxpression itch, might I suggest actually looking around this site and also seriously rethinking your life.



Have you tried some soothing silk weaving?

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