America is on the verge of #Blaxit – a mass exodus of black people. Where we will go I don’t know, but it’s clear that black lives don’t matter here, and it’s even more apparent that the powers that be are doing everything possible to make America white again (except America was never white to begin with). So if we must go, whether voluntarily or by force, we’re taking these things with us:

1. The NFL, NBA, and NCAA football/basketball

2. Beyonce

3. The Obamas

4. tRap music 5. Real lips, butts, and melanin

6. The word “Fleek”

7. Neil Degrasse Tyson

8. Every invention by black people

(http://blackinventor.com/)

9. Our 1.2 trillion dollar annual buying power



10. The whip and nae nae

11. Rhythm



12. Soul food



13. Oprah



14. Cornrows



15. Gospel music



16. Will Smith



17. Morgan Freeman’s voice



18. Michael Jackson, Prince, and Whitney Houston’s entire catalogs

19. Shondaland



20. HeLa Cells

21. Cadillac

Enjoy your rhythm-less nation without us.