Chris Griffin has seen a variety of different ladies in his life over the course of the show. Which of them was tailor-made to live out the rest of their life with him? Take a look for yourself.

Sam

Chris moves to the South in an effort to escape a deranged criminal hell-bent on murdering him for putting him in the slammer as an eye-witness. Chris meets Sam, a tomboy who Chris mistakes as a male companion. Thinking he might be gay due to the feelings he has for Sam, he soon realizes that Sam is a girl. The two are torn apart once the criminal gets his just dues and the family moves back to Quahog.

Alyssa

Politics can be hard for a younger person to grasp, as teenagers have typically not seen enough of the world to judge for themselves. Chris gets caught up in a political whirlwind when Alyssa, an attractive young woman, convinces him to be a Young Republican in exchange for feeling up her breasts. He also deceives and crosses over Brian in the process.

Mrs. Lockhart

Drew Berrymore makes her first cameo appearance in the episode “Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High” as Mrs. Lockhart, a bodacious blonde substitute teacher who Chris takes a keen liking towards. Manipulating the undying passion of Chris, Mrs. Lockhart convinces Chris to kill her husband. Chris sees through this and refuses, forcing her to get a grizzly bear to commit the murder.

Kate Moss

In the episode “A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks”, Chris moves to New York in order to pursue a career as a professional artist, training under the tutelage of Antonio Monatti. While hitting up the fast-paced New York scene, Chris becomes in a sort-of relationship with Kate Moss before she is blown away by a breeze.

Ellen

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While Stewie and Chris are lost in the middle of a forest for several days, Chris makes a promise to Stewie that he will ask a girl that he likes out if he ever makes it out alive. After being rescued, Chris asks Ellen out as promised, but Stewie is taken aback to find out that she has Down ’s syndrome. Unfortunately for Chris, Ellen is just like every other girl and mistreats him, expecting to be treated like a princess.

Loka

When Chris decides to take drastic measures to ensure that he will not be bullied at high school anymore, he is inspired by Brian to join the Peace Corps. Joining a tribe in South America, he takes a young bride in Loka, the Chieftain’s daughter. Things go awry for the couple when the Griffins make the trek to bring Chris back home to Quahog.

Anna

Voiced by Amanda Bynes, Anna is a beautiful young veterinary intern that Chris meets whenever Brian has a doctor’s appointment scheduled. Anna is perfectly normal, sweet, attractive, and has a good profession, which leads Peter to destroying their relationship by giving Chris terrible advice, ordering him to treat her poorly. She leaves Chris as a result of this behavior.

Barbara

The romantic feelings of Chris Griffin originated from his relationship with Barbara, a local sweet girl who Chris attempts to court. Things go south quickly whenever he buys her perfume for her birthday and immediately sprays some in her eyes before exclaiming, “I’m so awkward!” This is the first glimpse we get to see of the budding Casanova.

Connie D’Amico

Connie is the high school’s resident female bully, being sexually attractive and striking the less acceptable kids down with thorny barbs left and right. When she takes up a bet to go on a date with the least popular kid in school (which happens to be Chris Griffin), she falls head over heels for him due to how sweet he treats her. Her plan backfires when Chris becomes more popular than her and breaks her heart as a result of that.

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