After Einstein died of internal bleeding at Princeton Hospital in New Jersey, an autopsy was conducted by the pathologist on duty, Thomas Stolz Harvey. However, the body that was later sent off to be cremated was short one item: the man's brain. For over forty years, Harvey kept the brain in a cider box under a beer cooler in his home, taking it out occasionally to lop off chunks for medical study or to send to colleagues.

Much of the brain is now unaccounted for. Did Harvey eat it to gain Einstein's power? Did it evolve into pure energy and travel to another dimension? Did it accidentally slip into the beer cooler and wind up getting chugged at an all-night pathologist kegger? Am I asking increasingly tasteless and preposterous questions? The answer to one of these is YES!