John Green has a way with words. Obviously. He only wrote The Fault in Our Stars, nbd.

Here, Green describes his discovery of Pokémon. His son Henry is obsessed, so Green shares — in his own, hilarious words — what the fiction and the phenomenon are all about... as he understands it.

Pokémon is weird, especially when it's filtered through the lens of someone who only understands it as a spectator. This is some good internet right here.