Fifth grader Zoë will no longer tolerate her classmate Noah's insubordination.

On Thursday, Twitter user @WhosDenverJones tweeted out Zoë's new list of behavioral rules for Noah. Noah has a crush on Zoë, which is understandable, but he hasn't been playing it cool.

So Zoë took matters into her own hands, and her regulations are as specific as they are scathing.

My friend who's a 5th grade teacher just sent this to me! I'm dead!!! pic.twitter.com/FSDBxs9Vtq — Denny Dimples (@WhosDenverJones) September 15, 2016

Noah, please just leave Zoë alone. It is in your best interest.

In the meantime, Twitter is applauding Zoë for setting the boundaries that make her comfortable.

Zoe with the boundaries 👏👏👏 love it https://t.co/S3aNxW4GeO — Not for consumption (@AnnaxKarima) September 15, 2016

Ladies print this and laminate it for all the men in your life and make some extra copies for all the men who aren't https://t.co/EUvUQTfBM1 — Caro (@socarolinesays) September 16, 2016

First of all? Are those penises for hands? Second of all, I wrote this to every boy in school ever https://t.co/RYv1WzHdZw — No My Name Is BPQ (@bpqofficial) September 16, 2016

I wish I could wear this on a T shirt every day of my life https://t.co/diw14rfAMF — Groovy Tawni (@TawniPickles) September 15, 2016

If you have any questions, please contact Zoë's assistant.

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