Ah to be spewed out of the pit of the shoggoths like a used wad of gum. That’s got to suck. Thankfully he is no longer hungry. I also try to regurgitate food for the benefit of my own children but for some reason both they and Social Services have demanded I stop. No gratitude.

You may be wondering why the inbred looking penguins are there. Shoggoths and penguins go together like peanut butter and jelly. Where you find one you inevitably find the other. I suspect, yet cannot prove it that penguins are in fact shoggoth young who have decided to stay in their adorable penguinny shapes. It explains why the shoggoths don’t eat all the penguins at “The Mountains of Madness”

Also “penguinny” is a legitimate word. And I will fight anyone who says differently.