O______________O OH MY GOD IT’S TIK TOK ENTIRELY JOSEPH DUCREUX’D. YOU NEED TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW.

“I awake before midday feeling much in the manner of P Diddy. I retrieve my spectacles and depart from my abode with the intention of engaging in urban merriment. However, prior to my departure it is my habit to engage in unorthodox oral hygiene practices involving Tennessee whiskey, an idiosyncrasy which I insist upon for reasons relating to my plans not to return home for some time after my departure.



I make reference to pedicures on our toes, which is to say the digits of our lowermost appendages. Trying on the whole of our apparel, which is to say our sartorial accoutrements. Young gentlemen expanding our phones, which is to say portable telecommunications devices. Commuting via convertible automobile, we partake of our preferred music; be it the food of love or otherwise, it plays on and on and on. We approach festivities with the intention of becoming intoxicated.



Therefore, I beseech you, do not cease your current activities, but rather make it pop. Disc jockey, expand my audio equipment. This evening it is probable that I will find myself engaged in some manner of altercation until the young Dawn, with her fingertips of rose makes heaven bright. Tick tock, on the clock, but may the celebration of Dionysian ecstasy merge with the infinite, thereby becoming timeless.



I have no concern for worldly things, but no want of brew from malted wheat. I am penniless and destitute but have come to terms with the fact of my existence here and now. Presently, men congregate around us due to rumors that the company I keep and I are characterized by our overbearing superciliousness. We scorn them and cast them into the street unless they bear close resemblance to Mick Jagger.



I am engaging in discourse about the possibility of the whole of mankind becoming inebriated. Men are attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances on me. I intend to retaliate with physical violence if he imbibes too many alcoholic beverages.



Now, we continue behaving in this manner until either we are forcibly removed from the premises or the intervention of law enforcement officers precludes the possibility of the prolongation of our revelry.



And thus, I renew my previous entreaty: do not cease your current activities, but rather make it pop. Disc jockey, expand my audio equipment. This evening it is probable that I will find myself engaged in some manner of altercation until the young Dawn, with her fingertips of rose makes heaven bright. Tick tock, on the clock, but may the celebration of Dionysian ecstasy merge with the infinite, thereby becoming timeless.”

(Source: yeviee)