First, there was Secrets of Denton County in 2011.

Then, the following year came Even More Secrets of Denton County.

Things took a weird turn with 2013's Secrets of Denton County 3: Return of the Secrets.

And then last year, the secrets were strong once more in Secrets of Denton County 4: The Secreting, directed by Dario Argento.

Now, let's get on to a fresh new batch of secrets. After all, that's what you're here for, right? If we neglect to highlight a secret you feel is worth sharing, please feel free to let us know in the comments! (Editor's Note: Some of these secrets may be less than real.)

SPOILER ALERT. SECRETS BELOW!

You can rent both video games and board games through UNT's Media Library. Check it out here. Tired of renting and wanna buy one? Head over to Freaks and Geeks on Elm. St. for some sweet vintage gaming.

If you're a horse person (and by this we mean a human individual with an interest in all things equine, but you might be down to clown if you're a centaur, too - we don't judge), there are multiple tours you can take of some of the finest horse farms in the nation. Guess what! They're in Denton. More info here.

Never order guacamole at Fuzzy's. It's basically 3/4's shredded lettuce on the bottom with a tablespoon of guac on top. If you're hankering for some mashed avocados and gringo tacos on the cheap, head over to Rusty's instead. That said, we heavily recommend the cheap-as-hell breakfast sandwich at Fuzzy's. It has everything piled on and is a great breakfast after a late night.

There are mountain bike courses scattered in spots around Denton. Explore around the Cooper Creek trail near Evers Park, and also the hinterlands around Mack Park on McKinney, to find covertly curated ramps, jumps, and extreme BMX courses.

You can actually go fishing in that pond at South Lakes Park off of Teasley. Just make sure you have a license!

An inside joke to a lot of locals, unknown to others: Look at the sign for the Fine Arts Theater from the south side of the Square and you may spy a hidden-in-plain-sight potty word to make your inner 8-yr-old giggle. How did they miss that, or maybe it was on purpose?