This morning on Wendy Williams, Wendy discussed Nene’s Birkin abuse in a very similar way that I discussed it here. Very similar. Okay exactly the same way. She showed the Kim K monstrosity of a handbag and made all the same comparisons. It was almost like someone read my blog and wrote the story. Allegedly. It happens. To add her own unique flair, Wendy compared Nene’s finances to Kim K’s finances. There was an unspoken suggestion that perhaps Nene was trying to be Kim Kardashian. Wendy pointed out that Kim had real money and Nene did not. It’s not nearly as scandalous as I am making it sound. It was shady, but not over the top.

But Nene, who is apparently watching Wendy Williams these days, took to her blog and went on the attack. Which I shall rebut in detail on Wendy’s behalf, because let’s face it, it was my story. Nene’s words in italics, mine in purple.

Wendy I am sure people think that I’ve done something to you, maybe we had a beef or I slept with your man but none of that is true!

Chile please. You have been bitching about Wendy for years. Wendy is yet another example of you biting the hand that feeds you. She had enough of your attitude and quit having you on the show. To be fair, there was a long stretch where she had no one from Bravo there. She got tired of Andy sending everyone to Bethenny’s show.

I’ve actually only been nice to you! I gave you a beautiful black $3,200 Celine Phantom Bag to celebrate your 500th show but you haven’t spoken of that!

By not talking about it, you mean it was done on her live show for the entire world to see? I do seem to recall her saying she had the exact purse in another color. It is very high class of you to remind her again how much the purse, that you likely did not even pay for, costs though.

But what you have chosen to do is constantly speak negative of me and lie on me! What you need to do is stop spewing hate! When it comes to gossip you are the lowest of the low! I know you hate because I turned down the chance to come on your Talk Show and I am sure you’re scared I will take your place (I know you have heard! Ummhmm wink wink) BE SCARED!

I haven’t heard Wendy say as single lie about you. Not one. But she does occasionally remark on some of the stupid shit you have done. Today was no exception. You fingerpainted a Birkin bag. Then you put it on Instagram. You kind of have to expect some shade for stupidity.

Oh, and time for the recurring refrain that you fancy yourself the next Oprah. Wendy must be so concerned that someone who cannot pronounce basic words properly be about to git her a talk show wit her brimaids. We are all awaiting that announcement. Is this preparation for your forthcoming excuses for not holding a peach? You plan to say you quit because you have to work on your new talk show? Good luck with that. We will wait on that talk show longer than we are currently waiting for Sheree to build her Chateau and come out with her clothing line. We’re very patient.

I have a clothing line on HSN coming out in a few days and I know it must be hard for a black woman to support another black woman but you should try it sometime.

Be prepared for Wendy to run this story tomorrow. I’m just saying.

PS: My Birkin is being turned into a work of art to raise money for a worthy charity something you fail to mention on your show! I don’t have one Birkin I have five now run tell that WIG.

ROFLMAO….LOL….Can’t Breathe…. Work of art? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Girl, you ain’t got a lick of sense. It’s odd that you have never mentioned this work of art being for a worthy charity? Do tell? What worthy charity? Do you honestly believe that if you manage to find someone willing to take that hunk of trash off of your arm it will be worth anywhere near what it was before you painted it like a two year old?

And what wig should Wendy run tell that to? Do you talk to your wig? Should someone with a small woodland animal glued to her bald head even bring up anyone’s hair ? Girl, please. Fix that hair. And then have a few seats.

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