Here it is! The lot that future Tobiases will grow and build upon for the next generation! Or until the lag gets so bad that I move them to a new town. Last post you met Alaina Tobias, founder of the legacy.

Alaina: “Yo yo!”

As a natural born performer, I spent many seconds contemplating Alaina’s future career and lifetime wish. I thought a magician could be fun…

Alaina: “Fuck magic.”

Ooooh ok. I suppose I can just introduce her other traits now. Supernatural skeptic, insane, klepto and overly emotional. Her outburst makes so much more sense now.

Alaina spent most of the day on her lot with her toilet, sleeping bag and golfing… thing, hitting golf balls into the street and counting how many cars she could hit.

Realizing that hitting cars with golf balls wasn’t going to make her any money (she had $25 after outfitting her lot) I sent her off to get a career as an… ACROBAT! Her stage name is Starship Banana Stand. Starship was the first name that popped up when I hit the randomize button, and Banana Stand because her last name is Tobias. One of my favorite characters on Arrested Development. Besides Buster. And Gob. And all the other characters on the show. Watch it, it’s hilarious.

Meet Gary Ghee, the guy whose day job is booking entertainment at Verde Park in Starlight Shores.Gary stalks/constantly calls said entertainment at night.

Alaina wasted no time practicing her craft, beginning with learning how to be a mime. Hahaha.

After exhausting herself pulling pretend ropes and being a human statue, I sent Alaina off to harvest some bananas.

She had only earned $10 in tips, after performing for like 5 sim hours. Phew, this is going to be a long road.