This is just a ridiculous story upon which I felt the need to comment. As we’re all quite aware, Kris Jenner has become a grandmother for the third time with the birth of Kim Kardashian’s child, Knorth West. Or at least, this is the third grandchild of which we are publicly aware. I assume that Rob “Tiny P-nis” Kardashian hasn’t fathered any children although he’s inspired one very ill-advised ass tattoo. Regardless of whether or not Rob has released any free-flowing swimmers, it’s not like this sudden change in familial status should be a shock to Kris, but she’s reportedly not taking it well these days. In fact, she’s laying down the law on her official title within the Klan. Instead of “grandma,” Kris demands that every one of her grandchildren call her “lovey.” Because she’s the next incarnation of Mrs. Thurston Howell III or something.

Kris Jenner, 57, loves being a grandmother, but she admits she is no fan of the title. “She started off being called grandma, but now she has instructed all the grandchildren to call her Lovey,” a family insider tells Naughty But Nice Rob. “She has made it clear that she will not respond to the “G” word, so don’t say it. She is deadly serious about this. She does not like that word and has banned it from her life.” The ‘Lovey’ of three will also respond to ‘Mrs. Jenner,’ however, she thinks the name she has created is better and more funky. “No one wants to feel old. Kris certainly doesn’t. She looks great and feels even better. So why define herself by a title?” asks another family friend. “And let’s not forget, Kris is the boss so what she says, goes.”

[From Naughty But Nice Rob]

Honestly, and if we were talking about anyone else except for Kris Jenner, I would claim to “get it.” After all, I felt slightly depressed when my daughter switched from “mommy” to “mom” during elementary school, so she and I have compromised with “momma” instead. But this is Kris Jenner here, and she won’t settle for anything less than “queen of the Borg” or “lovey.” Is Kris out of line here? “Lovey” seems a little bit excessive of a demand to place upon one’s grandchildren.