Johnny Manziel doesn’t seem to be interested in working his way back into the NFL’s good graces. But when if he makes his triumphant return to the league, he’s already picked out his next team: The Dallas Cowboys!

Manziel reveals his desire to join the Cowboys in this TMZ interview, right after celebrating his friend Josh Gordon’s comeback with the grammatically confusing exclamation “He’s been a Pro Bowl!”

Anyway, congratulations are in order, Cowboys fans. You have your quarterback of the future. And with Tony Romo looking, um, well fed at Cowboys camp, Manziel may be needed sooner rather than later.

The saddest thing about this is nobody would be shocked if Jerry Jones did give Johnny Football a new NFL home. Giving problem players an undeserved second chance is kind of his thing.