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Free agency is less than a day old. And Bleacher Report seriously wants me to power rank all 32 teams?

Happy NFL New Year to me, I suppose.

This is no one’s idea of an easy task. In the time it takes to collect my thoughts, Brock Osweiler might be traded another six times. The Jaguars might’ve added yet another star defender, or the Browns yet another big-name lineman.

No one can keep track of who’s signing where, let alone couple those moves with earlier coaching decisions and 2016 season outcomes.

Let’s establish some guidelines to keep everyone on the same page: Because it’s damn near impossible to weigh which teams are winning and losing the offseason, let’s place them on a scale called “franchise direction.” You’ll find my top teams are the ones that have their you-know-what straight. The bottom teams already are starting to smell like you-know-what. So, with how much things are bound to evolve in the days and weeks ahead, you can expect some seismic shifts in these rankings throughout the offseason.

I'm still powering through. It’s time to rank the most fluid rosters immersed in a wave pool of exchanging talent. Buckle up, folks—it’s bound to get bumpy.