WHAT SHE SAYS IT DOES: Heals chapped lips. Soothes, fight infections. Also, if you break out, use a derma roller, then apply honey to clear the zit.

WHAT IT ACTUALLY DOES: This is not terrible in theory. In practice, there are a few issues. *Raw* honey has antibacterial properties. Honey from a squeeze-bottle is straight-up processed sugar, and doesn’t do shit. Applying honey to severely chapped lips will make you lick them, which will dry them out more — this is why doctors tell you not to use flavored lip balms. Also, poking holes in zits with a dermaroller, then filling those holes with sugar? That’s like the perfect invitation for bacteria to throw a party. Do not do this thing!