a couple evil app ideas for people bored with hacker news

- instafuck: put central planning on the ash heap of history through

culture-jamming---like twitter but with private feeds, Latest Fucks:

a fuck is something you and others can do to fuck the system using

your smartphone or tablet. issue FOIA requests from the

toilet. create fake personalities and blogs and dispose of

them. non-physical Occupy Flash Crowds of all kinds.

think of it as Groupon for people who want to smash the system

instead of get cheap yoga classes.

- RFL: request for leaks: identify actors in CPE's (central planning

entities): employees (or groups of employees) who may be in a

position to leak material of interest. optionally use fake

recruiting efforts to identify sympathetic or disgruntled

employees. construct RFL documents containing personal appeals to

leak information for the betterment of humanity or for whatever

reasons seem likely to convince. release anonymous RFLs that

request particular leaks from particular people in

govt/corporations.

- RFA: request for action. part of instafuck. a Targeted Fuck is: hey

you, you're in a position to change the world if you do XYZ (not

just a leak). release these publicly in hopes of increasing CPE

internal paranoia about that person. identify "little people" as

well as big names.

- Request for infiltration: public release of a game plan for getting

a job somewhere for the express purpose of obtaining information to

leak---see if someone follows it----even if nobody does, people at

that CPE might THINK someone might follow it.

- identify US govt intelligence programs that are at cross-purposes

with one another, and cause them to interact more. example: software

that spews fake documents/identities for some govt purpose probably

will interact weirdly with other CPE social-network trolling

efforts, and probably do so already.

- generate more and better fake documents/identities/ of all kinds

targeted to waste the time and money of CPEs to poison the

"intelligence" metadata they use/buy/sell. use past and present fed

govt procurement listings and the Deep Web of dense Govt Contractor

PDFs and word docs.

- thanks to govt overdependence on poor computer security, Wikileaks

and co. have shown us that the 0.001% are already doing all this

weird antisocial shit. and thus we need to do it better. identify

and then neutralize the 0.001%. in another generation, if another

0.001% come to power, neutralize them, and so on. the "one percent"

of humanity is too many to focus on. whereas the 0.001% are about

60,000 people worldwide--- like putting one large tech company out

of business by means of attrition---poaching, espionage, the same

way large tech companies like to ruin each other.

- flood the utah monolith with fake data. choke the existing

web/internet/dns with fake information and get the govt to rely on

it somewhere in some case, thus creating reasonable doubt.

- inverse see something, say something campaign

- bilderbug: crowdsourced campaign to design and fund decentralized

operations to obtain audio of 2013 bilderberg meeting. bouncing

lasers off the windows and whatever to detect audio

vibrations. creates pressure even if it fails miserably or is

co-opted by fakers.

- ruin online advertising via fake data from evil browser plugins

and innumerable other means (pervasive software to strip ad data).

- provoke them. make them behave worse, faster, so that their shit

becomes more obvious.

- create fake threats to cause the US govt to overreact and overreach.

OH WAIT. that's already happened years ago. probably Osama Bin Laden

must have watched that 80s movie about a mega computer that plays

tic tac toe with itself until it finally realizes that it can't win.