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We've worked on Bannerlord for seven years and everyone's saying "Hurry up and release it FFS!" What have you guys been doing all this time? We can't tell them we've only worked on it part time and the game is only half done Half done!

00:00 - 00:05 We've worked on Bannerlord for seven years and everyone's saying

00:05 - 00:07 "Hurry up and release it FFS!"

00:07 - 00:10 What have you guys been doing all this time?

00:11 - 00:16 We can't tell them we've only worked on it part time

00:17 - 00:21 and the game is only half done

00:21 - 00:24 Half done!

00:29 - 00:31 Half done!!

00:31 - 00:34 We just sit around eating pizza and counting money

00:38 - 00:40 Half done XD

00:41 - 00:47 I told them it was complete and we're working on final polish

00:47 - 00:50 But you have to keep them confused

00:50 - 00:56 So I told them them I had no idea when it would release!

00:58 - 00:59 And they accept it!

00:59 - 01:01 It's like they're zombies!

01:04 - 01:06 They believe whatever you tell them!

01:06 - 01:08 It makes my job so easy!

01:13 - 01:14 Half done...

01:14 - 01:16 They don't even realize...

01:16 - 01:20 ...we'll never release it!

01:21 - 01:27 It's still in pre-alpha! Pre-pre-alpha even!

01:35 - 01:36 We went to E3 and showed them a combat demo

01:36 - 01:39 Only the press could play it

01:41 - 01:44 I'll be straight with you.... That one combat demo

01:44 - 01:47 It's all we can show of the game

01:47 - 01:49 And the funniest thing is

01:50 - 01:53 It took three years to make!

01:54 - 01:56 The demo!

01:56 - 01:58 And it's all we can show them

01:58 - 02:02 The rest of the game looks like it was made on an Atari

02:05 - 02:07 LOL. Half done!

02:10 - 02:11 It's pre-alpha

02:11 - 02:13 Please help me!

02:15 - 02:17 They think it will be polished...

02:17 - 02:20 ...and we've never even released a polished game!

02:21 - 02:28 And we get government payouts so we have no reason to ever finish development!

02:29 - 02:30 And it's tax free?

02:30 - 02:32 It's tax free!

02:36 - 02:39 I have no idea how I got this lucky

02:40 - 02:42 I must be dreaming...

02:50 - 02:55 Please forgive me. This is just too funny.

02:56 - 02:58 Have they seen the strategy part?

02:58 - 03:04 We've shown them a few snippets and screenshots

03:04 - 03:09 It's nowhere near good enough to let them see it unedited

03:09 - 03:11 I'd lose half my customers...

03:16 - 03:20 But I'd still be rich!

03:23 - 03:26 I'm living in a fantasy!