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Just when you thought he couldn’t be even more a good bloke, Melbourne-based superhero Egg Boy has been spotted this morning going out of his way to help a struggling young mother get a pram up the stairs at a local train station.

The young woman says countless men had walked past her, even after it became quite visible that she was struggling to get her young daughter to the top of the stairs and onto the next platform.

“Thank goodness Egg Boy was there” she said.

“What a dream boat.”

The 17-year-old vigilante-turned-national-treasure was heard saying “oi do you need a hand” before grabbing hold of the pram and helping the flustered commuter lift her child up two flights.

This comes less than a day after Egg Boy first made headlines for smashing a free-range chickens egg on the back of Senator Anning’s dementia-riddled skull, in a breathtaking example of civil disobedience that has ricoheted right around the world.

Anning, who was only able to garner 19 votes in the Federal election, out of everyone he knows in the world, was unsuccessful in his bid to become a One Nation senator.

That was, before Pauline Hanson’s second-in-command Malcolm Roberts was stood down by the high-court for dual-citizenship, moving the unelected Anning up into his upper house seat, where he resigned from One Nation within minutes of being sworn in. He was then briefly a Katter MP before even Bob realised how fucked in the head he was and sacked him for anti-semitism.

Since then he has mostly hung around those roided up skinheads from Melbourne and filled the void left by their absent fathers who went out to buy some smokes in the late eighties and never came back.

Anning’s comment about Muslim immigration causing white supremacist violence has been widely panned, and was making Australia look really bad, until Egg Boy defused the situation during yesterday’s press conference – where he was immediately mobbed by the Senator’s entourage of neo-nazis.

Egg Boy refused to tap and is believed to be in good health, helping people at the train station.