The Dowager Countess has never been so frosty.

This Terrifying 'Downton Abbey' Cake Looks Exactly Like Maggie Smith

If you've ever caught yourself watching "Downton Abbey," wondering aloud how all you want to do is eat every single member of Lord Grantham's family, then (A) you are weird, and (B) here's one way to get started:

Karen Portaleo

That's not actress Maggie Smith as Violet Crawley, the Dowager Countess of Grantham. That is a cake that looks like actress Maggie Smith as Violet Crawley, the Dowager Countess of Grantham.

Cake artist Karen Portaleo created the Dowager Countess cake for a "Downton Abbey" season five premiere event. "The Countess was delicious," Portaleo declared on Facebook, standing beside the carved-up Countess cake.

"Downton Abbey" and Maggie Smith have never looked so delicious.

(via Super Punch)