"You're probably wondering why I've brought you all here today." Ruby said. She had turned the RWBY dorm room into a conference room, with eight monitors on the table. "And why we have a camera set up in here."

"We already know why!" Nora said.

"Shut up, Nora!"

"Okay!"

"As some of you may already know, we have started a YouTube channel."

"We all know!" Weiss said.

Ruby pulled out a handgun and set it on the table.

"Next person to interrupt me gets a bullet to the face."

"You told us to keep interrupting you!" Jaune said.

Ruby picked up the gun and cocked it.

"This is my cue to shut the fuck up." He said. The others laughed, but Ruby somehow kept a straight face.

"Anyway," Ruby said. "We're doing a heist. In GTA Online. Here's the plan; four drivers, me, Blake, Jaune, and Ren. Each have the armored car that came out with the disappointing heists. Blake and Jaune, you transport the robbers to the store. Ren and I will transport the stuff-fuckers to the store as well."

"What's a 'stuff-fucker'?" Pyrrha asked.

"Someone who fucks shit up. Yang, Nora. That's you. Pyrrha, Weiss. You're the robbers."

"Where's the store." Ren asked.

"It's the one by Trevor's house. Now once we rob the place, Team 1. JNPR. Team 2. RWBY. We won't take the highway, but rather the back roads. There are two roads leading to Chilliad that are close. JNPR, you guys go down the first road. We're going down the second. Everybody got the plan?"

Everyone nodded.

"Good. Now, JNPR, get out of my face."

They all fired up their Xboxes and Ruby loaded up an invite-only session and invited everyone. Ruby then went around making sure that everyone's capture cards were on and recording. After a little sync, they began. All sitting around in Ruby's high-end apartment. "You're all good, right? Know what you need to get?" Ruby asked.

"I need to get laid!" Jaune blurted out, making everyone laugh, even Weiss and Ren.

"Too bad!" Yang said, still laughing. "Gotta admit," Weiss said. "That was a good one, Arc."

During the set-up, the group was standing outside the Ammu-Nation, Jaune went to surprise punch Nora, yelling "SURPRISE PUNCH!" But she moved out of the way and he accidentally punched Ruby instead.

""""""DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!""""""

Everyone ran in different directions, laughing.

"I didn't think Jaune would be an abusive boyfriend!" Yang said.

"Ruby," Jaune said, still laughing. "I'm so sorry!"

"It's okay," she said. "I'll just another you in your sleep."

"Sounds fair."

"If we're going to to this store, we gotta look like badasses." Ruby said. "Meet me at Ponsonby's."

"Which one?" Blake asked.

"Use your fucking map!"

"Right."

Jaune was the first to get there, but as he got out of his car, Yang slammed into his car and knocked him down. She was followed by Ren, Pyrrha, Blake, Weiss, and finally Nora, who landed a helicopter out front. "I'm... I'm not even gonna bitch about that." Ruby said. "That was impressive."

"Thanks."

Ruby wore a black suit with a red tie, black leather gloves, and a black tinted motorcycle helmet. "Wear what I'm wearing, but the tie can be whatever color you want."

Weiss's tie was grey, since a white tie wouldn't work. Blake's was black, Yang's was yellow, as was Jaune's, Pyrrha's was red, Nora's, orange, Ren's, green.

"Lastly," Ruby said. "Code names. Jaune, Skywalker. Nora, Hulk. Pyrrha, Champ. Ren, Lotus. Yang, Yellow, Blake, Black, Weiss, White, I'm Red."

"Let's do this!" Ruby yelled. Each armored vehicle sat outside of the store, Yang and Nora ready to fuck some shit up. "LLLLET'S HEIST!" Ruby bellowed.

Pyrrha and Weiss ran into the store, equipping their weapons. "Give me all the fucking money!" Pyrrha demanded.

"What 'Champ' said!" Weiss said.

"He's probably like, 'isn't Champ a boy's name'?" Jaune said, mimicking an Indian accent. "Please don't kill me! I have tech support clients waiting for me'!" They all laughed. Meanwhile, Nora and Yang began blowing up cars, being sure not to blow up the getaway vehicles.

"Got the money!" Pyrrha announced. "Let's get outta here!" Yang jumped into Ruby's car, Weiss hopped into Blake's and RWBY sped off. However, JNPR had complications, the first car Nora tried to get into was filled and the cops had just arrived, so by the time she got to Ren's car, she got gunned down, going silent.

"Hulk down!" Ren said, going on without her. "Hulk down!"

"She did her job!" Ruby said.

JPR took their turn and RWBY theirs. They successfully made it to the top of Chiliad, where a bus was waiting. "Everybody in the bus!" Ruby commanded.

"This wasn't part of the plan!" Jaune said.

"It was. I just never told you about it."

They all still got on the bus and waited.

"I had a good friend of ours grab a cargobob and pick us up." Ruby explained.

"Who?" Ren asked.

"Wassup, bitches!" A familiar voice shouted.

"Sun?" Blake asked, as the helicopter picked them up.

"Yeah, it's me!"

Sun flew them all the way to the airport and set them down, but before he could land, Ruby got out and blasted him with a rocket launcher.

""""""HOLY SHIT!""""""

"More money for the rest of us." Ruby explained. "Pyrrha, share the money."

"Okay."

"Success!" Jaune declared.

"You mean, 'Sun-cess'!" Yang asked

""""""""GOD-DAMMIT YANG!""""""""

"I got murdered!" Sun yelled out.

"I got offed by the pigs!" Nora declared.

"Sorry, Sun." Ruby said. "You're not part of the crew and you knew too much."

"It's okay, I get it." He said. "Had to make sure I didn't squeal."

"Let's stop." Ruby said.