Sup expats. Long time no see. This past week an article went kind of viral on Vietnamese Facebook. Lots and lots of users visited the site.

Fun times.

We pissed off a lot of Vietnamese women with that article, too. Check out the comments on it. The reputation of foreigners in Saigon has certainly decreased.

Ok, probably not. We’re fine.

Here is a quick mental checklist you can use to tell if a Vietnamese girl is a slut. I mean, all women are sluts, so this list is kind of redundant. Anyway, on with the list.

1. She has an online dating profile

First way to know if she’s a slut is if she has an online dating profile. The problem with online dating is that there are too many men. Women get too much attention, which makes becoming a slut super easy.



You’ve been warned.

It’s especially risky if she has been on online dating for a long time. Some of these girls have been on datings sites for years.

I’ve matched with the same girls on Vietnam Cupid, Tinder, and Badoo over the past year.

The funniest scenario is when I get their number… and see that I already have it saved.

2. You met her at a bar

Another quick tell is that you met her at a bar. Good Vietnamese girls don’t go out to bars or clubs.

They just don’t. She’s a slut at best. A prostitute at worst.

3. She has a tattoo

Again, good Vietnamese girls don’t have tattoos. Their family would get super pissed and disown them or something. Roosh has good insight into the mind of your average woman. Let’s see what he has to say (make sure to watch the video):



Roosh made a video to explain his tattoo tweet and in it he clarifies what he means by "oligarchs" pic.twitter.com/R5MqB4CIqX — Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) May 3, 2019

About what I expected from Roosh.

In other words, if she has a tattoo, she’s a slut. 100% guarantee. Honestly, you can probably bang her within 30 minutes of saying “hi.”

Personally, I don’t meet women with a tattoo. Just seeing a tattooed woman makes me physically sick. My knees start shaking and I go into a mini-panic.

I’d rather bang a woman without arms than a woman with a tattoo. Fact.

4. “I have a lot of foreigner friends.”

The most annoying thing that a Vietnamese woman will say on a date. It’s also a huge sign that she’s a slut. My reaction whenever I hear it:

Look, no guy wants to hear about a woman’s male friends. These dumb bitches will tell you that because they think we like it…



Really though, it just tells me that they’re a massive slut because guys only have female friends for one reason:

They want to fuck them.

Most guys are pussies, so I assume they’re in the friendzone.

Some – I assume – are banging her.

Fun fact: The uglier and/or older the girl; the darker her foreign friends. The hotter the girl; the whiter her foreign friends. That’s something I’ve noticed over the past 18 months here.

Don’t get angry. It’s just an observation.

5. “I don’t like Vietnamese guys.”

You’ll hear this one a lot.



A lot. Like 95% of Vietnamese women that date foreigners say this.



This always means Vietnamese guys don’t like the girl for some reason (usually they’re ugly by Viet standards or a bitch). Women have zero self-awareness. They’ll say they don’t like Vietnamese guys instead of admitting it and fixing the problem.

Always taking the easy way out and coping. They are women after all.

Frankly, foreigners are mostly picking through the scrap pile of Vietnamese women. These are the women that Vietnamese guys won’t touch. Us foreigners are the foreign scabs breaking the picket line of Vietnamese guys.



Good job Vietnamese guys. Your scrap pile isn’t that bad. Especially compared to the western world scrap pile.



I suspect they’ll tighten the visa laws in the next 5 years.

6. She’s in BPTT

BPTT is a Facebook group for Vietnamese girls to “out” foreign men that pump and dump them.



Now, think about the kind of woman that joins and posts in a Facebook group like that.



Do you think she’s a stable woman? Or do you think she’s an emotionally unstable person?



Ha. Jokes on you.



All women are emotionally unstable.



Seriously, if she’s in BPTT, then she’s gonna be crazier than normal.

A good girl isn’t joining a Facebook group that is based around discussing foreign guys on Tinder. They just aren’t and that’s a FACT.

That’s absolutely ridiculous. Avoid women that say they are in BPTT.

Also, don’t worry if you become BPTT famous. It’s not that big of a deal…

7. She’s Good at Blowjobs (bú cu)

Her mom didn’t teach her to give The Best Blowjob Ever. That’s now how things work.



If she gives a good blowjob, then it’s not her first blowjob. Trust me on that one.



Trust. Me.

Teaching a girl to give a blowjob is fun in a mental way, but in a physical “this feels good” way…

No. It’s not going to be good.

However, a girl that gives good blowjobs might have had a long term boyfriend, so she might not be a slut.

Keyword: Might

It’s highly suspect.

