Legendary Teen Magazine, Tiger Beat, is looking for freelance reporters!

I’d kick myself if I didn’t at least TRY.

Job Ref: Freelance Writer/Reporter Tiger Beat Media

Dear Tiger Beat,

I am writing to be considered for the freelance reporting job for your magazine. Or should I say, “our magazine” since I feel like it’s the only thing in the world that’s ever got me, ya know? It would sincerely be a dream to further your company’s mission to inform and inspire teens, tweens, and preteens alike.

Let’s talk shop. I’m up with everything going on in Hollywood, Bollywood, New York, and Boise. If it happened to Miley today, I knew about it yesterday. I text regularly with the boys in NTL8TS, I have a monthly lunch date with the girls in TOsL, and my cousin is the road manager for the non-gender specific kids in HS9T3. I GOT THE HOOK UP!

Here’s what I want to bring to the magazine. I’ve got some favorites I’d like to plug. Obviously we could center an entire issue around Tate. He’s clearly the direction we’re headed. Even with all the haters (The Taters), he and Aurora Walton stuck it out. Believe me, you’re going to be reading a lot of stories about the TateWall relationship! That luv is 4 real.

A little bit about me, I obtained my masters in Journalism from George Washington University and a dual bachelors in international relations and Islamic Studies from NYU. Under the tutelage of Bob Woodward, I was awarded the Hearst Prize for outstanding reporting for my expose of elder abuse in Sri Lankan sweatshops. It was also responsible for Nike shutting down three factories found to be violating the rights of their workers.

From there I went to Sassy magazine where I was assigned the Jonas Brothers beat, and the rest is history.

Please do contact me at your earliest convenience to discuss the job further, or to just chat about whatever. No presh!

Sincerely,

Jeff Wattenhofer

Wish me luck!