ANAHEIM, CA — It’s all fun and games at Galaxy’s Edge until a ride is shut down for the day. Following a raucous series of events, Star Wars actor Harrison Ford was thrown out of Disneyland after causing the Millennium Falcon ride, Smuggler’s Run, to break down.

Ford, who attended the park as a paying guest with his family, was escorted out of the park by First Order Stormtroopers. Reports say, the iconic Han Solo actor was distraught after seeing what [Disneyland Imagineers] had “done to his ship” and how the actor in the Chewbacca suit was “nothing but a fraud.”

“I was a pretty excited to see Mr. Harrison here at a Star Wars theme park but my excitement quickly turned to fear as he went off on Edward who was wearing the Chewbacca costume that day.” -Mark Freely, Galaxy’s Edge cast member

After his scuffle with “Chewbacca,” Mr. Ford ran through the Fast Pass lane into Smuggler’s Run and screamed at the animatronic Hondo Ohnaka. Witnesses state he shouted slurs and curses in both Galactic Basic and Huttese. Following his diatribe, Ford rushed past ride operators into the Millennium Falcon’s cockpit.

“He was frantically pushing buttons and switches like he was actually trying to take off in the Millennium Falcon. All the random inputs caused the ride computers to crash and Mr. Ford was dragged out by security. I was scared for my life.” -Jenny McDowell, Smuggler’s Run ride operator

While the guests and employees Ford assaulted have not pressed charges, the 77-year old leading man was blacklisted from all Disney parks for life.

What was it that set Ford off? His behavior was markedly different than the calm, cool, and collected image he portrayed during the park’s recent grand opening for the press. If you recall, Ford joined Disney CEO Bob Iger, and fellow Star Wars alumni Billy Dee Williams and Mark Hamill to officially open the new Disneyland expansion.

We reached out to Mr. Ford’s agent for a comment but they quickly blocked us on Instagram. What do you think caused Harrison Ford to fly into a fit of fury at Galaxy’s Edge? Let us know in the comments below or hit us up on Twitter.

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