What a sh–ty situation.

Instead of holiday packages dropped on his porch, one Colorado homeowner got a stranger dropping a deuce.

Scott McCoy saw 41 different videos from his doorbell camera appear as pop-up notifications on his phone on Saturday morning. Then McCoy, who was on a ski vacation, watched them show a strange man defecating all over the porch of his Denver house — and all over himself.

“It was dumping in Vail, but we weren’t expecting it to be dumping on our front porch,” McCoy told local news station KDVR.

The poop-etrator first tried to ring McCoy’s doorbell before attempting to break in around 2 a.m., the videos show. He then made his way to the corner of the porch, where he popped a squat before stumbling around for the next few hours spreading the feces all over. The man appeared to be intoxicated.

“Unfortunately, he then touched lots of furniture, other parts of the wall, and a window,” McCoy said. “You don’t know whether to laugh or cry.”

In an attempt to solve the crappy conundrum, McCoy posted the videos to Facebook and Next Door to see if anyone could identify the mystery pooper. The man did not appear to be homeless, so McCoy thinks he might have come over from a nearby party or bar.

One person “thought they might have recognized them from a dating app,” said McCoy, “if you can believe that.”

McCoy also alerted police to the incident, but had to keep the “evidence” intact so cops could investigate.

“I did put a little apology sign up, just because I imagine the mailman and others that stop by will wonder what in the world happened on this porch,” he said.

Though he’s on the hunt for the excrement assailant, McCoy said he has no intention of pressing charges even if he finds him.

“I don’t know that this person — maybe they lost their job, maybe their girlfriend dumped them. Maybe they have a sick parent, and this drinking had something to do with that,” he said. “That would make it more understandable.”

While the man isn’t Public Enemy No. 1 to McCoy, he’s undoubtedly Public Enemy No. 2.

“I’d certainly love to make contact with them and get an apology if that’s what they want to do,” he added. “Or maybe get an extra hand cleaning up the porch tomorrow.”