Being bored at work and vanity searching on Twitter, sometimes strikes gold. This was one of those rare occasions, as the fan who slapped CM Punk hard on his shoulder, a guy by the name of Dario Teyes, who caused a confused Punk to spin round and lamp a completely innocent bystander, is unfortunately a reader of ours and has used our coverage to brag about his role in the controversy:

yoo tweet fam check this video of me live on tv on USA retweet youll get a good laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5--Jr200CHc ... cagesideseats.com/2012/10/9/3477534/video-cm-punk-punches-fan-monday-night-raw-wwe-news ... Check it out!!! I'm on national television!

He then had the following back and forth discussion about his childish actions with a Twitter friend of his named YCDannyBoy:

"@YCDannyBoy: Just saw @DarioTeyes on tv WWE idk how the fuck this dude does it but he does it! Lol" lmao dope huh? @DarioTeyes YesZirr You see that fan get knock the fuck out? Lol @YCDannyBoy bro I'm the one that was fucking with him lmao them he rocked an innocent fan @DarioTeyes haha wtf you do to him? So homeboy is getting paid? @YCDannyBoy that guy is about to be a millionaire!!! I punched his kidney and slapped his back hella hard @DarioTeyes stfu!! I seen that dude just turn run an clock sum one! Lol @YCDannyBoy bro he straight pounced on a poor day white guy. I hit him ran away then ran back and stood next to him cause I saw the camera @DarioTeyes how did ppl not snitch you out? Lol but that shit said that fans saw him hit CM Punk? So idk ha @YCDannyBoy cause I dipped fast! Come on now poor fat guy is just hanging out putting his glasses on @DarioTeyes haha calm yourself you aint flash for real that's all bad poor dude @YCDannyBoy lol I made power moves!! He's not poor anymore lol bout to make some money @DarioTeyes they going catch you slipping an you going be fucked lol @YCDannyBoy no one ever has and no one ever will @DarioTeyes mofo when I'm top flight ✈ motha fuckin security best believe I'll be hunting your ass

What an asshole! I hope WWE takes note of his public admission of going out of his way to mess with their performers on a regular basis, not just Punk, and ban him from all future WWE events in Sacramento.