







When I'm not busy reenacting the bar scene from Cruising with a Thanksgiving bird, I'll be live-tweeting with pictures of food and beer and colorful metaphors concerning kitchen appliances!









Finally, for that final bit of holiday stalking, check out my Tumblr where I'll post the recipes I'm using so you can play along at home! Or just shape play-doh into festive Thanksgiving shapes.









Festivities will start around 8 am-ish EST





So please feel free to stop by, say hello, and for goodness sake, if you haven't already, get that turkey out of the freezer! That gobbler needs to thaw!

I'll be up and about early tomorrow preparing the feast as family and friend converge upon our homestead for our annual stuffing of faces. If you're also up and have nothing better to do, join me in stream as we talk turkey and I watch holiday classics Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and Silent Night Deadly Night 1 & 2!