People love to complain about Valentineâ€™s Day up until the point that they have a significant other, and then they simply complain about having to shop for Valentineâ€™s Day.Â Personally, I prefer to use it as a way to judge my wifeâ€™s expectations.Â If I buy her half a dozen roses and she gets upset because she expected a full dozen?Â Well, her expectations are just too high and the next year will be used to bring them more into line.

I fully expect to be single by next Valentineâ€™s Day.