Adelaide Team Set To Join Super Rugby

Adelaide Team Set To Join Super Rugby

–SMH—

An upstart Super Rugby franchise located in Adelaide have taken out a court injunction demanding immediate inclusion into the Super Rugby competition. “We have bided our time for long enough, LONG ENOUGH” a team spokesman said. “It is constitutionally un-Australian to continue to deny us inclusion in the Super Rugby competition. We also demand big f*cking financial bailouts from the ARU so we can follow our romantic dream of being the hero every f*cking Saturday arvo. No more questions. F**k you all.”

The Adelaide-based franchise have secured a number of high profile backers including but not limited to Alan Jones, Bob Dwyer, Bill Gates, Aunty Doris Gunston, Pat Lam, David Nucifora, John Kirwan, Tasesa Lavea and attorney-at-law Mr Lionel Hutz. The esteemed lawyer was in fact responsible for coining the new team name.

“The Adelaide Delaidelaydelaydelaiders! GO TEAM!”