I don't know if I can beat him.

But I have to. 2 hours into this movie already. And it all comes down to this. It's my destiny.

Maybe if I win, they'll make me the lead in the next movie

I killed my Dad AND Supreme Leader Snoke. That should get me something.

Don't judge. Killing my Dad and my boss isn't that bad.

Anybody would have done it in my situation.

Ok, time to attack, HERE WE GO OLD MAN...... SHIT I MISSED.

I let him have that one. I mean, if I killed him in one blow, that'd make a pretty lame ending right?

Ok, I gotta feel the force. Use the dark side. Use my anger at him.

AH I MISSED AGAIN

FUCK. That was intentional too. What would Darth Vader do? Probably slice him in half.

ATTACK!! YES I SLICED HIM. IT'S OVER. GRANDPA ANAKIN YOU PROUD?

NOBODY CAN TAKE ON SUPREME LEADER KYLO REN. MUAHAHAHA

That was too easy. I hope this wasn't the only lightsaber duel in the movie.

Wait...how is he still standing there? WTF man?

How....what......fuck.......

Wait THE OLD MAN TRICKED ME, that's not fair

Jedi can't become projections!! That's a cheap shot Rian! I SO could have killed Luke.

10 minutes later

Well Luke died....I felt him die.....can I say that I killed him? I sorta did right? Kinda? Maybe?

JJ better give me a more badass lightsaber fight in the next movie.

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