friend: i see you're starting that finals beard beard student: yup friend: i can't believe you've started studying for finals already beard student: well... beard student: it takes me forever to grow facial hair, so i've started studying now so that i'll have a good beard when finals finally come around... friend: so you're telling me that you've started studying already just for the sake of growing a good beard? beard student: yes friend: you, sir, are a true beardsman

Part of the Finals Beards series.