The poor Oregon militia. They're just some nice friends sitting around an occupied federal building, telling stories (dude, remember that time we showed the government?), and hankering for Miracle Whip and French vanilla coffee creamer. Take it easy on them. No one else is. Earlier this week, people took it upon themselves to stock the Oregon militia with dildos and other sex toys. Unsurprisingly, the men were surprised. How dare we? But this got Max Temkin, co-founder of Cards Against Humanity, thinking about one important question: Could these nice guys use some lube with their dildos?

Temkin's Cards Against Humanity epitomizes the notion of taking something too far. Was sending Ammon Bundy and his Oregon bros a 55-gallon drum of "Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant," valued at $1,175, too far? More like not far enough. Enjoy, freedom fighters.

[h/t: NY Daily News

Sarah Rense Sarah Rense is the Associate Lifestyle Editor at Esquire, where she covers tech, food, drink, home, and more.

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