On Friday afternoon, colleague and longtime Bullets/Wizards fan Clinton Yates made an incredible contribution to the Internet when he counted down the Top 10 moments of “You the Man” on Twitter.

If you’re not familiar with “You the Man” (alternatively “You da Man”), I’m sorry and you’re welcome.

The Washington Bullets produced a pair of “You the Man” videos during the 1994-95 and 1995-96 seasons. The first one featured players and fans dancing to a simple, catchy jingle interspersed with Bullets highlights.

There’s some dispute about who wrote the song, though Long Island-raised rapper Jesse Itzler (a.k.a. Jesse Jaymes) and Dana Mozie were reportedly involved. Itzler was an undergraduate at American when he met Mozie, who was raised in Southeast D.C. and went to Howard. Before the two split, they collaborated on similar songs for the New York Knicks and Charlotte Hornets.

But none of that’s important for this exercise, which will either provide some good mojo in advance of the Wizards’ must-win Game 5, or a post to revisit when you need a laugh whenever the season ends.

Alright, the Top 10 moments from “You Da Man.” Here we go. — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

#10 – 1:30 Gheorghe Mureșan and Tracy Murray share an extended dap fest, in suits. It looks like the first time they executed this cleanly. — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

Editor’s Note: Clinton later corrected himself, but that’s Kenny Walker, not Tracy Murray.

No. 9 – 1:55 Chuck Brown can’t pronounce McIlvaine, as in Jim McIlvaine. Whatever word he actually says is way funnier than Jim’s real name — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

No. 8 – :46 Brent Price goes all out on his left to right crew love rap game. He practiced that one in the mirror — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

No. 7 – 2:38 Some actual basketball. CWebb with the around the back transition flush. Still such a beautiful play. — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

No. 6 – A CWebb double play. 2:58, he hits the “I’m on one 80s dance move” famously pantomimed by Puff and BIG later in Hyptonize — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

No. 5 – 2:04. Whoever these high schoolers are, they were pumped up to dance in front of a camera. They pull it off in classic 90s fashion — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

No. 4 – 0:14. Scott Skiles nearly knocks out Gheorge with an enthusiastic fist pump, even though he’s mad shorter. That connects? Dunzo. — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

No. 3 – 1:20. With the highlight broadcast going, some guy starts jumping around in celebration. This is what I look like when I watch hoops — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

No. 2. – 1:15. Juwan Howard/Chris Webber rapping back to back. I just can’t explain how important this whole situation was in my life. Truly — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

*drum roll* the number one moment in You Da Man, requires some semi-serious Bullets/D.C. knowledge. — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

No. 1 – 0:47. Susan O’Malley, director of advertising, popularized as “La Sooz” by Mr. Tony, shows up with her Bullets namepin. Unreal. — Clinton Yates (@clintonyates) May 9, 2014

Gheorge: The Blog has an excellent post about the making of the next year’s “You the Man” video, which featured rookie Rasheed Wallace.

Eternal thanks, Clinton. Go Bullets, Go Bullets, Go Bullets…