Combating the full leak of her then-unannounced album Rebel Heart this past Wednesday, Madonna has decided to officially release the first six tracks, including the Nicki Minaj collaboration "Bitch I'm Madonna." But that is not the song I'm currently obsessing over in this sextet.

Even if you don't want to purchase or stream, it's worth your time to enjoy iTunes's minute-long preview of our new favorite dance track about conspiracy theories, "Illuminati," where Madonna slides between singing and rapping about accused illuminati luminaries like Jay Z, Beyonce, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and... did she just say "the Google of United States?"

I've now listened to this song, in full, about a dozen times. I can't vouch these are 100 percent the right lyrics... but it's awfully close.

It's not Jay Z and Beyoncé

It's not Nicki or Lil Wayne

It's not Oprah and Obama

The Pope and Rihanna

Queen Elizabeth or Kanye

It's not pentagrams or witchcraft

It's not triangles or stacks of cash

Black magic or Gaga, Gucci or Prada

Riding on the golden calf

The all-seeing eye is watching tonight

That's what it is tonight, truth and the light

The all-seeing eye is watching tonight

Nothing to hide, secrets inside

It's like everybody in this party, shining like illuminati

It's like everybody in this party, shining like illuminati

It's the enlightenment that started it all

The founding fathers wrote it down on the wall

And now the media's misleading us all

To right and to wrong

It's time to dance and turn this dark into something

So let the fire burn, this music is bumping

We're gonna live forever, love never dies

It starts tonight

Behind the curtain of the new world order

It's not platinum-encrypted corners

It's not Isis or the phoenix,

The pyramids of Egypt

Don't make it into something sordid

It's not Steve Jobs or Bill Gates

It's not the Google of United States

It's not Bieber or LeBron, Clinton or Bond

or anyone you love to hate

Repeat Chorus and Bridge, etc.