Had a dream last night.

It started at my current house, I woke up, went downstairs, and my mom was there! Apparently she was there because it was my birthday and she wanted to see me. She had planned a big party for me and everything, and the rest of my family would be arriving later that day.

There was also supposed to be a package for me arriving that day, but so far it hasn’t shown up. I ate some green soup, then went upstairs to get ready.

In a bit, I came back downstairs to find the place kind of packed with people. That’s when I saw a girl I kind of recognized: I had seen her at ComicCon dressed as Mad Moxie from Borderlands. This time she was dressed as Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite.

We started talking, and then we went through one of the doors in the house, only to be outside, but in a tent. She then says she wants to do a strip tease. I am alright with that. Then her phone beeps, she got a text message from a friend of hers, who she also invited over. The friend came into the tent as well, and they were both about to strip, when I heard knocking on the door we had come through.

Then I heard my dad say, “I need to get through here.” Both of the girls say they’re busy, and he can’t come in. He again says he needs to go through, and I say “Not right now!”

So he cuts through the door with a knife, and its like a huge torrent of people flow through. It becomes like one of those stampedes in a cartoon.

When its finally over, the girl I was originally talking to was sitting on the ground next to me, and was like, “I should go now…” And she left.

I was very upset. Mostly just angry with my dad. So I left the house, got on a bus, and rode around for a while. I eventually got off the bus, and went into a convenience store. My dad was there. I was still angry with him, so I didn’t talk to him. He was buying and selling little baggies of drugs in the store. I just watched.

Finally he finished, then saw me and walked over apologizing. I don’t remember what he said, I just remember not wanting to hear it. He starts lecturing me for a bit, followed by him saying, “You’re too uptight. You need to get laid”, which I responded with, “what do you think I was trying to do?”

Then I stood outside the store for a bit, thinking, and realized I could always just add the girl on Facebook and maybe win her over that way.

Then I remembered that my package hasn’t arrived. I went looking for it, and somehow wound up looking in a hospital. And there it was, under a counter! Only it was now empty.

I called my mom and asked what had been in the package, and it was supposed to be a baby. So then I had to find the baby. I’m looking around the counter I had found the package in, and find a nail polish bottle with a head inside.

I am about to freak out when one of the male nurses comes over and sees what I’m holding. He starts talking about how, when someone dies and they leave their body for science, the head cuts cut off, put in a bottle of nail polish, and sent to the Navy for weapons testing. And that this particular hospital is a “bottling plant”.

I explain my situation, and he says its pretty likely that the Navy already has the head of the baby I’m looking for, and that the best idea would be to go to the Navy base nearby and try to act like we were in the navy and needed more baby heads.

So we dressed up like pirates, and drove the Batmobile down the street a ways, then got out and started walking to the base. Then we were attacked by little kids, so we used smoke pellets we had to confuse and disorient them.

And that’s when I woke up.