August 16, 2019 - News Post

I've had a big forehead all my life, and large scrunchy eyebrows. Together, they're somewhere around 40% of my body mass, and I think this lets me get away with a lot more than I should.

These aren't embarrassing feature to have, but the older I get, the more they stand out. In certain lighting, my scrunchy brow isn't always flattering. I look angry when I'm not. Yet once I'm bathed in the brilliant light of a computer monitor, I immediately look deep in concentration.

I may not be smart, but my forehead makes me look smart. In most circles, that's good enough.

People assume I know what I'm talking about, so they don't bother asking.

Don't bother asking more on this. I know what I'm talking about.

-Jeff