Wow. My Secret Santa, who continues to remain anonymous, is fucking amazing. I had a really long exhausting day today-- left the house around 7am. After roller derby practice and a 11-hour shift at work, I finally got home at 11. I was greeted with a package on the dining room table with a little reddit alien in the return address spot. YAY! I couldn't wait to open it. I'm sorry there were not unboxing pics, I was so excited I just ripped it open-- and boy was there a lot of packaging tape. hahaha.

The note from my SS almost brought me to tears, he/she is soooo sweet. First, I opened a carry case; I thought at first it was a phone case with a wallet attached because it kind of looked like an iphone in the picture on the front. (stupid ass me was so tired I didn't even read the huge print on the left, herpty derp derp). And, I was actually kind of excited about it! lol -- until I was trying to figure out what the weird tiny pockets were for-- credit cards? IDs? Nope. Motherfucking DS games. My internal monologue went as follows: "Wait, what? Oh man, I don't have a---OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD THERE'S ANOTHER BOX IN HERE!!" I'm surprised that I still have fingers after the way I ripped open the next package. No. Fucking. Way. That's right. My Secret Santa is the shit. A wild Nintendo DS appeared! With a $50 gift card to GameStop so I can go on a shopping spree! And if that weren't enough, a cool monopoly card game!

Seriously, I am so stunned I don't even think "thank you" could possibly express my gratitude. Secret Santa-- if you're reading this, I... I have no words to describe how amazing you are. I think I said, "OMG I have a fucking DS!" like 40 times...my husband was like "yeah, I heard! :D" lol. Wow.

I'm still speechless. Sincerely, from the bottom of my heart-- thank you. And please come out of the shadows-- we need to be friends now!! :D

For the record, there were some onions in there as well. You really turned my day around SS. I can't thank you enough for your kind words and amazing gifts-- I'm still curious about the cat print painting, if you have any photos, I'd love to see it! And please know that I would have loved it just the same, cat prints and all-- but I love this too-- sincerely, thank you, from the bottom of the depths of the center of my being. You're awesome.

Now reddit, I haven't had a handheld since my old GameGear (yeah, I'm old, stfu). So, what do you guys suggest I get? :) I can't wait to play! Going to GS tomorrow on my lunch break! woot woot!!

OMFG!! I have a DS!!!