From tonight's "Late Show:"

The Top Ten Questions People are Asking The John McCain Campaign

#10 "I just contributed to your campaign – how do I get a refund?"

#9 "It’s Sarah Palin – does this mean I’m pars’dent?"

#8 "Can’t you solve this by selling some of your houses?"

#7 "This is Clay Aiken. Is McCain single?"

#6 "Do you still think the fundamentals of our economy are strong, Genius?"

#5 "Are you doing all of this just to get out of going on Letterman?"

#4 "What would Matlock do?"

#3 "Hillary here – my schedule is free Friday night."

#2 "Is this just an excuse to catch up on napping?"

#1 "This is President Bush – what’s all this trouble with the economy?"