“Ugh, I shoulda figured. They’re a buncha vegetarians!”



“Hey, Pearl, how are you feeling about eating some vegetables tonight?”

“If you must know, I was going to work my way up to it! I already asked Garnet to set aside a carrot leaf in a glass of water for me.”



“Great, and that one’s a homeopath.”

“That’s–wh–”



“How dare you accuse me of such base pseudoscience! Gregory, Amethyst, hold him down while I fetch my blowtorch.”

