Paul Jackson, the mastermind behind the porn site MormonBoyz.com (NSFW) has supposedly uncovered a deep, dark—and gay—secret in the Church of Latter Day Saints.

According to a press release from the site, an elite Mormon group known as the Videntium Oraculi, or the True Order of the Priesthood, practices “ordination by insemination.” During initiation into the order, young LDS lads are “[subjected] to extensive sessions of sexual intercourse with their priesthood brothers and elders.”

Jackson claims presidential hopeful Mitt Romney participated in “ordination by insemination” and features a clip on the site showing a Romney-looking fellow, ahem, indoctrinating a young initiate.

An anonymous source from within the order claims that Mitt Romney had formerly been involved with the Videntium Oraculi, and was ordained via insemination while a student at Brigham Young University. The same source also claimed that Mitt Romney recently, as a bishop of the church, had anally raped dozens of young men and boys. Romney, through a spokesman, vehemently denied the accusation that he had been anally violated as a missionary youth in France, or had been the perpetrator of such acts. “this is an absolutely outrageous attack against the Mormon faith,” said an obviously nervous and agitated spokesman. Speaking off the record, another aid to Romney said, “this is our worst nightmare…that the truth of Mormonism would finally come to light…don’t quote me on that, this is completely off the record!”

If you haven’t figured out by now this is a porn parody, we question whether you should be allowed to vote in the November election. Then again, considering some of the homoerotic shenanigans Mitt got up to in his youth, this does kind of sound like something he’d be a part of.