We all love going to the strip club, so when you are there act like it's a temple for worshipping women and obey the rules. Here are some simple tips to help.

We all love going to the strip club, so when you are there act like it’s a temple for worshipping women and obey the rules. Here are some simple tips to help.

Bring money

The strip club is not your neighborhood bar, so don’t get peeved when the girls approach you. Sure, you’re under no obligation to have a dance, but at the very least, bring some greenbacks. And if for some reason you’re short on cash, don’t fret—PayPal and Venmo are your friends! This also cuts out the typical 20 percent strip-club credit card surcharge. A win for both of you.

If you’re front row, pay for the show

Strip-club etiquette 101:

If you’re sitting at the stage, expect that the girls will come, shake their groove thing, and pull out their G string for a tip. That is your cue to show some love. If you proceed to just stare and not tip, it’s the ultimate insult and, not to mention, lame as fuck.

Time is money

Keep in mind that clubs charge a house fee. The girls have an overhead the minute they walk in. Sure, we can talk, but we can’t sit and hang out with you for hours. This is work time, not playtime. Tipping for conversation is strongly encouraged. And if you want your favorite dancer to yourself all night, get a room, a bottle, and a few hundred bucks.

This is not a petting zoo

Different cities have different rules regarding what goes down. And the clubs within those cities have their own rules. This also comes down to personal discretion. Remember: It’s her body, not yours. You should never take it upon yourself to go to her nether regions unless she makes it clear she wants you to.

Pay to come

We get that lap dances can induce thunder down under. After all, we want to make sure the blood’s circulating properly down there. But if it’s so good that you come in your pants and it gets on her, make sure you tip somewhere in the realm of $50-$100. At the very least, think of it as a dry-cleaning fee.

Something for the ladies

Couples can be fun. What’s not fun is the insecure girlfriend/wife in the club, not keen on seeing another woman slather herself all over her man. We promise, we’re not trying to take him. Just his wallet. Think of a dance as an accelerant. He’s going to get hot and bothered and take it out on you at the end of the night.