Online customer reviews are so helpful when you need to make the right purchase, so it only makes sense to bring that experience to real life.

Internet comedian Jeff Wysaski, also known as obviousplant on Tumblr, brilliantly trolled Ikea by posting hilarious in-store reviews on specific pieces of their reasonably priced Scandinavian furniture and housewares.

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Wysaski's funny reviews are obviously not written by real customers — at least we're mostly sure those comments about the snakes are fake. We hope.

Snakes or no snakes, you've probably had these thoughts while walking through an Ikea.