I got home from work to find a box tucked behind the planter in front of my door. It wasn't from 1-800-Contacts, so I knew I would be holding out for at least another day on this same pair of lenses.

I excitedly realized that it must be my Arbitrary Day gift!

I took it inside and opened it up (Pickles helped) and found that my Secret Santa had sent me a Stylophone! All of my portable electronic organ-playing dreams had come true! (And this one has a jack for an mp3 player, so I can even PLAY ALONG with my favorite tunes.

WITH THREE TYPES OF VIBRATO, no less!

I already have plans with some fellow Redditors to add a concertina, a kazoo, and a theramin or two to create the MOST ANNOYING BAND, EVAR. (I can't wait for our next meetup!)