Had a small osteophyte on his calcaneus [source]

Has just under a 6th grade reading level [source]

His alma mater is ashamed of him [source]

Lost the Popular Vote by nearly 3 million votes [source]

Used a personal email for government business and was hacked [source]

Owns a large stake in a company that scams sick children [source]

Won't help children with disabilities [source]

Lowered quality of education in Michigan [source]

Fired from the Defense Intelligence Agency [source]

Under investigation by counterintelligence agents [source]

Forced to resign for lying [source]

Wasn't allowed to meet the Pope [source]

Is even pathetic by Donald Trump standards [source]

Called "Sean Sphincter" by his college newspaper [source]

Either tried to stab someone or pretends he tried stabbing someone [source]

Is clueless about foreign policy [source]

No longer knows how brains work [source]

Did nothing to stop induced earthquakes in Oklahoma [source]

Came in third place in 2001 US House primary [source]

Voted against increasing funds to veterans [source]

Lied under oath about meeting with Russian officials [source]

Too racist to be a federal judge in Alabama [source]

Rick Perry

Forgot the Department of Energy was a federal department he wanted to abolish [source]

Brought Texas to the most uninsured state in the US [source]

12th place (out of 13) on Dancing with the Stars [source]

Indicted on two felony counts for abuse of power [source]

Bribed by pharmaceutical company to mandate HPV vaccination for 12-year old girls [source]