Angry wife chops off cheating husband's penis — twice

Shear anger: Discovery of an affair leads to severing of organ. Shear anger: Discovery of an affair leads to severing of organ. Photo: Russell Yip, The Chronicle Photo: Russell Yip, The Chronicle Image 1 of / 1 Caption Close Angry wife chops off cheating husband's penis — twice 1 / 1 Back to Gallery

If at first you don't succeed ...

A scissors-wielding woman who had discovered her husband was cheating on her cut his penis off twice — once while he was sleeping and then again at the hospital where doctors had sewn the organ back on, according to reports in the New York Post and UK Mirror.

After the second snipping, the jilted wife hurled his manhood out a window. A search by police and medical personnel failed to turn up the penis.

"They believed it may have been taken by a stray dog or cat," the Mirror reported.

Fan Lung, a 32-year-old father of five, probably regrets using his wife's phone to send his lover Zhang Hung, 21, a steamy email from his home in Shangqiu, China. Or at least he regrets forgetting to log off from his account, as that is how his wife, Feng, 30, found out about the affair, the Post said, attributing Central European News reports.

Fan was rushed to the hospital, where his manhood was sewn back on, but Feng allegedly sneaked into his room and chopped off the organ for the second time.

According to the Mirror:

"A hospital spokesman said: 'The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital.

'Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman.

'He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again.'"

Fan remains hospitalized after losing a lot of blood. His wife reportedly was arrested on charges of causing grievous bodily harm.