Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone auditioned this week for Captain of the No Fun Police. This nobody hack politician thought he’d score himself some praise from the Boston Globe by attacking Barstool Sports after El Pres courageously stood with the Boston Bruins. This punk pol said El Pres is running a cult and called Barstool a “roving band of miscreants.”

Now, like most craven politicians, Curtatone refused an interview with Kirk Minihane. He’d rather talk with spaghetti spine stenographers who will simply regurgitate his PC pablum. But when Minihane called and said he was from The Boston Globe… they dropped everything and scheduled an interview.