John egbert is at school one day and he si taking a test in french class once he finished the test he walks to the front of the room and turns it in.

John is thinking while sitting at his desk about his boyfriend, Karkat CVantas, Karkat cantas is a short boy whome john loves a lot. john thinks about him all the time but smetimes john thinks about the coolest boy in his glass Davie Strider. DAve was one of the cutest boys he knew. he wears dark sharde s and a shirt with red sleeves but the rest of it is white and has a disk on it. Its a pretty cool shirt. Anyway french class has ended and john exits the classroom

he is in the hallway now and he looks around for his BF

He sees his bf but another man is ontop of him and it is DAVE STRIDER HE IS KISSING JOHNS BOYFRINDS WTF

you are mad, John runns over there and slaps dve RIGHT OFF OF YOUR BF

"WHAT THE F YOU DICKSHIT" you scream at the boy that you once kinda had a crush on and you still kinda do but less cause HE STOLE UR FUCKIN BF"

dave runs away and karkat is crying

"IM SO SORRY JOHN I LOVE YOU JOHN" says johns BF karkat vantas

"its okay karkat I forgot you but dont ever even talk to dave again" john says, hes stern but forgiving

"im sorry john, I'll never cheat again i promics" karkat replies

a few weeks later john is in his house and he is awaiting jarkars arrival and he is sitting gin his room and then akrkar is in the house and he foes to jojhn sroom and he is sitting on the bed and he crys and satys to john

"JOHN I AM PREGNANT"he says

"but karkat we havent even had intercourse you cannot be preganrt" john replies

"I AM PREGNANT WITH….

DAVES BABY

"

john gaspes in horrorterror

"you had sexual intercourse with david strider?" he demands

"Im sorry john i am sorry

"you sauis you wouodnt tho" john says

"im sorry"

"w/e" you replay

well I guess we can raise the baby together kakrkat" you say

"really"karkat asks in wonder surprise kinder ™

yes you reply

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