If you are like me, you have a ton of Tinder matches that have gone months without even a “hello”. You’ve never messaged them because after each drunken power-swipe session you realize your matches are…well…meh. And obviously she hasn’t messaged you because of some bullshit social norms. Anyways, I felt like these matches were just sitting there going to waste, like unanswered missed connections that fall into the Craigslist abyss. Rather than ask these Tinderellas to the ball, I decided to challenge these Tinder girls to a slightly twisted game of Would You Rather.

I selected 20 of my favorite Would You Rather Questions submitted to wyrgame.com, and then began messaging these poor, unsuspecting Tinder bunnies.

Would you rather quit drinking, or have “It’s a Small World” stuck in your head perpetually? -Anonymous

Would you rather get busted on “To Catch a Predator” or be one of the girls in “Two Girls One Cup”? -@nemrow

Would you rather eat only mayonnaise for the rest of your life or be the little spoon of a sweaty Richard Simmons every time you sleep?

-Anonymous

Would you rather get anally penetrated by a stranger for $10,000 or get anally penetrated by your dad for $50,000? -The Sock

Would you rather become pregnant from the last guy you had sex with or never be able to have kids? -Baby Maker

Would you rather drink a gallon of your own piss, or eat a housecat’s afterbirth? -@spenceralexand

Would you rather go down on your grandpa or have your grandma go down on you? -@nemrow

Would you rather be the middle person of a Human Centipede or be the co-star of a Donkey Show in Mexico? -Anonymous

Would you rather have Emma Watson as your sex slave for the rest of your life, but have really bad wifi or get banged in the back door by Daniel Radcliffe once, but have amazing wifi for the rest of your life?

-Anonymous

Would you rather party with Jay-Z in Vegas or call Kanye a gay fish in person? -Anonymous

Would you rather change genders every time you sneeze or mistake babies for muffins? -Baby Eater

Would you rather have sex with Danny DeVito alive or have sex with Brad Pitt but he died 10 minutes ago? -@dpolaske

Would you rather eat a bowl of chili out of a stripper’s ass or be handcuffed to a creepy leather suit-fetish man for a year?

-@spenceralexand

Would you rather step in dog poo at some point every day for the rest of your life or my index finger gets cut off? -@dpolaske

Would you rather get jizz in your hair or get jizz in your belly button?

-jbananas

Would you rather go back in time and get the kill shot on Hitler at the end of the Holocaust or go back in time before the Holocaust and get back doored by Hitler and prevent the Holocaust? -Smpolaske

Would you rather I have a huge penis and no arms and legs or have arms and legs but a tiny penis? -@spenceralexand

Would you rather eat a snicker bar sized piece of shit or drink a carafe of semen? -Anonymous

Would you rather get head from Charizard or take Machoke’s fist up your ass? -Anonymous

Would you rather catch poop bullets in your mouth on Jimmy Kimmel Live or be the cum dumpster in a zero gravity bukkake video? -The Sock

If you enjoyed this round of Tinder Would You Rather, then we need your help. We are crowdsourcing the questions for our Would You Rather party card game. Vote on which questions should be included in the game, and submit your own. If your question is selected you will be forever immortalized in card game form!

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