Okay, this is hilarious. Stormy Daniels wrote in her new book that Donald Trump’s penis looks like “the mushroom character in Mario Kart.“ And who has leapt to his defense? Russian state TV, which says that Daniels has unrealistic expectations because she’s a porn star and is used to men with large penises. Seriously.





#Russia's state TV is defending Trump with gusto, down to the size of his unmentionables. The Kremlin's top propagandist, Dmitry Kiselyov, claims Trump is being "bullied" and Stormy's expectations are unreasonably high, in light of her occupation. Sorry, trying to keep it PG-13. pic.twitter.com/Z6Ypd8v4Ad — Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) September 23, 2018

This is not the Onion, folks. I don’t think anyone should care in the slightest about what Trump’s penis looks like, which means that Daniels’ claims, while mildly amusing, are getting far too much attention. But this response is so hilarious that I simply couldn’t help but call attention to it. This is Russian state television, for crying out loud. Hysterical.