Research eye cream! Necessary to spring for La Mer?

Ask younger sister to make you a killer workout playlist (“Hamilton,” “Dear Evan Hansen,” “Fiddler on the Roof,” etc.)

Learn to take a flattering selfie. Ask 16-year-old cousin how she does that thing with her arm.

Roll over 401ks into one account.

Maybe consider trying half an Ecstasy pill (is that the same thing as Molly?) at some point with the right people and in the right environment where you feel 100 percent comfortable and safe, but read 25 articles about the potentially irreversible side effects of the drug before doing so.

Kondo closet. Or at very least stop using an insulated cooler bag for underwear storage.

Restart Weight Watchers. Tell Jenny to drag you to Saturday morning meetings.

Pack lunch at least two days a week.

Buy Dyson hair dryer! Treat yourself.

Research credit card with best points. First learn what credit card points means.