In the latest “insects that look like Pokemon” news, there’s the Venezuelan Poodle Moth. From what I can tell from the photo it has spiky golden horns, beautiful false eyelashes and it gets its fur groomed regularly. Seriously though, this thing is crazy looking. It’s not the kind of moth you chase around your bedroom with a bottle of hairspray (because you’re too lazy to go downstairs and get the bug spray) screaming, “Die you little jerk!” No, this is the kind of moth you chase with a novelty poke-ball because you’re stoned and want to make it battle other bugs.