Evan Turner was asked by Chris Mannix on Comcast SportsNet New England's Celtics Pregame Show what his New Year's resolutions are. As expected, Turner delivered a hilarious answer.

Evan Turner to @ChrisMannixSI on his New Year's resolution: "I have a '27 years without getting arrested' streak, so I wanna keep that up." — Kevin O'Connor (@KevinOConnorNBA) January 2, 2016

Here's the full quote:

"I’m just trying to stay out the way, that’s it. You know what I’m saying? Once again, I have a ’27 years without getting arrested’ streak, so I wanna keep that up. Maybe texting people back quicker. Stop lying about not seeing people’s text messages. That would help. Checking my email more maybe. You know what I’m saying, kind of to be more dependable in that aspect."

Turner is truly one of a kind.