I went out to eat with my girlfriend at a nice restaurant the other day, and as we walked in we noticed some high-school aged kids dressed for a winter formal, eating some ice-cream. They proceeded to make comments to my girlfriend saying she was a "milf" and what they would like to do to her, and other rude statements (can't say I blame them, she was looking smokin'...but respect people, respect!) We totally ignored them, only to come out after a great dinner to find ice-cream and somebody's leftovers creamed all over the passenger door and windshield of my Cervini Mustang (Im assuming strictly because I was parked next to them and they decided they didn't want the food). She had to crawl through the drivers side in a dress just to get in the car.

Flippin little punk kids. All I can say is it's bad I wasn't sitting by a window to see them doing it...I would have wiped their faces in it.

Don't mess with a man's woman or car dammit. It still makes me hot to think about.

End of Rant.