DONALD Trump and the man who tells him what to think have confirmed they are delighted with their latest scapegoat.

Trump and his adviser Steve Bannon said it was ‘incredibly exciting’ that any terrorist attack on the US could now be blamed on judges.

Bannon added: “The crafting of a scapegoat usually requires a degree of patience, but this one has come together in a matter of days.

“I hope to be able to use it for a variety of purposes, including recession, civil unrest and any of the White House scandals that will almost certainly emerge. Perhaps I could even use it to justify one of the wars I want. Especially the massive one with China.”

He continued: “When Harry Truman was president he had a sign on his desk saying ‘the buck stops here’. But Harry Truman was a big fucking homo who only used the atomic bomb twice.”