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Upon hearing that The_Donald has assimilated Fire Rooster faster than the Borg.

00:00 - 00:03 The Chicken has landed.

00:04 - 00:05 It's easily viewed by all.

00:05 - 00:07 Everyone is talking about it.

00:08 - 00:12 It was a measly thirteen hundred dollars,

00:12 - 00:15 ...definitely more important than funding the bankrupt DNC.

00:17 - 00:19 What's their response?

00:19 - 00:21 Are they shitting their pants with outrage?

00:24 - 00:26 Um....

00:27 - 00:28 ...well...

00:31 - 00:33 Trump supporters love it.

00:34 - 00:36 Meme production has redoubled.

00:53 - 00:58 If you've laughed at these new memes, leave the room.

01:13 - 01:15 WE NEEDED A WIN THIS TIME!

01:15 - 01:17 A GAY PROSTITUTE JUST OVERDOSED ON METH

01:18 - 01:23 IN THE HOME OF ONE OF OUR BIGGEST DONORS!

01:25 - 01:28 WE NEEDED A DISTRACTION

01:29 - 01:31 THEY MADE IT THEIR OWN?

01:31 - 01:34 HOW THE HELL DO THEY TURN THAT AROUND?

01:34 - 01:37 A GIANT GOLDEN HAIRED CHICKEN!

01:37 - 01:40 AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY LOVE IT?

01:40 - 01:42 It was originally made by the Chinese,....

01:42 - 01:46 EXACTLY! TO RIDICULE HIM!

01:46 - 01:48 No, it was to honor his business acumen.

01:48 - 01:52 WHAT DID YOU SAY? TO HONOR HIM? RIDICULOUS!

01:53 - 01:54 IT'S A CHICKEN

01:56 - 01:57 IF THEY CAN TURN THAT AROUND

01:57 - 02:00 THEN THEY CAN TURN ANYTHING AROUND

02:00 - 02:03 WHAT CAN WE POSSIBLY DO AGAINST THAT?

02:04 - 02:08 DON'T YOU GET IT? WE'RE ALL GOING TO HANG!

02:08 - 02:13 THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THAT IS TO STOP TRUMP!

02:14 - 02:16 WHAT THE HELL IS MUELLER DOING?

02:17 - 02:21 I HAVE A DECADES LONG BODYCOUNT AND HE GIVES ME MANAFORT?

02:27 - 02:29 Comey was doing good work...

02:30 - 02:34 ...he protected us. Provided leaks, got Mueller appointed...

02:34 - 02:36 Things were looking up...

02:41 - 02:42 ...then they go after Manafort

02:43 - 02:47 WORTHLESS FREAKING MANAFORT! TRUMP FIRED HIM!

02:48 - 02:53 O-ho, WaPo runs a story implying Wray did it to build distrust?

02:54 - 02:56 The raid was two weeks ago.

02:56 - 02:59 And what did they find?

03:00 - 03:02 NOTHING! HE TURNED EVERYTHING OVER!

03:04 - 03:07 It's true. If they'd found anything it would've leaked.

03:14 - 03:16 The DOJ offered a plea deal.

03:19 - 03:23 If I plead guilty, they're promising not to charge me over the emails..

03:25 - 03:26 ..or my pay to play deals.

03:31 - 03:33 But everything else is coming to light...

03:40 - 03:46 Seth Rich, the Awan Brothers, pedophiles being arrested wholesale...

03:46 - 03:49 ...I'm trying to save our necks...