

In honor of the newly released Ke$ha album, we’d like to provide somewhat of an overview of her finest work to date. I personally feel that her incredible lyricism has long been shadowed by her moronic slutty party girl image for too long. Here are some of her best poetic lines that shall no doubt echo in the halls of history for eternity.

“Yeah, I was outta town last weekend,

You were feeling like a pimp round your lame friends

Now your little party’s gonna end”

“My men drop beats like a bomb

Excuse me, now huh?

Wind me up, spin me ’round

Oh look at what I’ve found”

“Steve

Don’t you think I’m pretty?

Do you not love me?

Is that why you won’t call me?”

“Just turn around boy and let me hit that

Don’t be a little bitch with your chit chat

Just show me where your dick’s at”

“Wherever you are,

You are forever on my mind.

Wherever you are,

Know that our love will never die.”

“Yeah I think you’re hot

I think you’re alright

But you’re acting like a chick all the time

You were cool and now you’re not just like that”

“Here We go

Welcome to my Funeral

Without you

I don’t even have a pulse

All alone it’s dark and cold

With every move I die”

“So I’ll see you next Tuesday

If I ever get desperate

Or I’m so beyond faded”

“D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R

You are a dinosaur”

“Rat tat tat tat on your dum dum drum

The beat so phat, gonna make me cum, um, um um, um

(Over to your place!)”