Customizing cars is a bit of a black art, if you think about it. It’s dangerously easy to cross the line that defines the boundary between cool and outlandish. Sometimes a whip turns out just a bit goofy…and sometimes it’s just so wacky it causes the brains of all who gaze upon it to capsize inside their skulls. It is this latter category of modified machines that has captured our attention on this holiday weekend, so much so that we decided to scour the Information Turnpike for what are, for our money, the 25 most over-the-top rides ever to roam a road.

Got Camber?

This Car Feels Slow

AHHHH! There are People in My Mouth!

That’s One Way to Improve Rollover Safety

Hillbilly Deluxe, Indeed

These are the Voyages of the Starship 300TD…

Anybody Got a Light?

Never Fear, Phoneman is Here!

That’s the Last Time I Park Inside the Elephant Sanctuary

If You’re Gonna Troll Copyright Lawyers, Go All Out!

This One Goes to 11

Viva Bosozoku!

Aww Look, it Thinks it’s a Boat!

Guess I Got a Little Too Close

The Official Car of Indecisiveness

Yeah, My Parents Drove it up from Transylvania

Pulp Traction

Axes with Axles

Introducing the Chubrolet Blimpala

MOM! My Hair’s All Messed Up!

We’re Guessing this was Taken After Prohibition

Boss! De Car! De Car!

Coin Operated (The Car, Not the Babe)

Kill it with Fire! Or Termites! Or Both!

Nightmares. You’ll be Having Some.