Navy SEALs are among the best of the best of today’s military, but many move on to bigger and better things beyond having ripped abs and shooting things. We consulted with a number of both Navy SEAL and career experts to find the top jobs that many Navy SEALs transition into.

#13: Author of yet another goddamn Navy SEAL book

#12: Token Military Analyst on the Fox News Channel

#11: Extremely annoying CrossFit Trainer

#10: Loud asshole at bar talking politics

#9: Governor of some hellhole wasteland midwestern state/conspiracy theorist

#8: CEO of major military contractor firm that will be later accused of war crimes and thrown out of country where it protects State Dept. officials

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#7: Overpaid technical consultant for military movies

#6: Unintelligible juvenile delinquent boot camp instructor

#5: Political candidate who mentions he was a Navy SEAL a few hundred times

#4: International drug smuggler

#3: Porn star

#2: Unemployed man living in mother’s basement

#1: Former Navy SEAL/nobody