The other day I was at Long John Silvers with a friend.. Where I live Long Johns is combined with A&W (burger joint for those who don’t know).

My friend really likes the fish at Long John Silvers and saw their new advertisement: London Style fish and chips!

So my friend went up to the counter and asked a very simple question. We were not prepared for an answer that caused our brains to stop working for 5 minutes.

My Friend: “What’s the difference between the ‘London Style’ and regular style fish and chips?”

Long Johns Counter Monkey: “None”

Us: “……”

Okay, so Long Johns Silver is now advertising this new “London Style” fish and chips…but its the exact same as the regular fish and chips? What the fuck? How can it be a new ‘style’ if its the exact same thing?

The definition of the word new includes such things as; never seen before, original. This is obviously not a new style of doing fish. But I bet you a lot of people went to Long Johns today and ordered the “London Style” thinking it was some awesome thing they’ve never had before!

Well you were all fooled! Long John Silvers is run by liars!! Phony! PHONY!!!

Is it just me or is the world getting more retarded?