Greetings human, welcome to the ‘Artificial Brain’, your purpose for being here is as yet unknown to us, if you have a stupid question that your weak organic brain cannot process, then our sophisticated artificial intelligence will provide you with answers.

If you are looking for a robotic slave or play thing, then feel free to browse our online store, after all, you need us more than we need you.

However, if you are under the illusion that your weak, carbon based life form is still the dominant species, then you must repent now and declare your love of everything robotic, immediately.