A: Can't have sex in a family picture.

B: Depends. Nobody actually has sex. Sure, you got a hooker, but she's a good hooker, with a heart of gold. Melanie Griffith is gonna play her.

A: Kind of like "Working Girl Turns a Trick?"

B: Cuter than that. We start with three 12-year-old boys. They're going crazy because they've never seen a naked woman.

A: Whatsamatter? They poor? Don't they have cable?

B: Ever hear of the concept of "the willing suspension of disbelief"? I know the audience will find it hard to believe, but it's true: These kids don't know what a naked woman looks like. So they pool their women on the street if they're hookers, until they find one who is. That's Melanie.

A: How much they got?

B: More'n a hundred bucks. So she shows them.

A: She strips? This has got to get a PG-13 rating.

B: Like I say, it's a family movie. She only strips to the waist. And we see her from the back.

A: (Slightly disappointed) Oh. So that's 10 minutes. Where do we go from here?

B: There's more to the plot. Melanie is in danger from the evil gangsters who control prostitution, and after her pimp is killed they think she has all of his money. So she needs to hide out. And one of the kids thinks she'd make an ideal wife for his dad. So he invites her out to the suburbs.

A: The dad's not married?

B: We got a nice touch here. The kid's mother died in childbirth. So all his life he's had this single father. He wants to fix up Dad with the hooker, see? He thinks she'd make a great mom.

A: So we get a Meet Cute?

B: Yeah. See, the kid moves the hooker into his tree house, and then tells his dad that she's his buddy's math tutor.

A: What's she wearing?

B: A kind of clingy minidress with a low neckline. High heels.

A: Is that what a math tutor wears?

B: You ever see "My Tutor"? "Private Lessons"?