sammiepie: You pull into Appleloosa's train station excited to finally tour Equestria. You hop off

[9:39 PM] embermark: (Wait, what race are we?)

[9:39 PM] supertrekkie4: bajoran

[9:40 PM] supertrekkie4: or cardassian

[9:40 PM] sammiepie: [whatever you want]

[9:40 PM] beeeepcalobs: then im a black guy

[9:40 PM] embermark: (Well, it kind of matters for action purposes.)

[9:40 PM] sunasmine: [make a poll?]

[9:40 PM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/Lw13I.png

[9:40 PM] plotospex: [Guys, avoid talking in the narration, etc etc etc]

[9:41 PM] hermocrates: [^]

[9:41 PM] equius_zahhak: [sorry didn't notice it started]

[9:41 PM] beeeepcalobs: yeah sorry

[9:41 PM] embermark: (Sorry, just seemed important.)

[9:41 PM] sammiepie: http://poll.pollcode.com/W2r9

[9:41 PM] embermark: Pfffft.

[9:41 PM] embermark: Half-elf got votes, what.

[9:42 PM] captain_wafflez: if it is added, it shall receive votes

[9:42 PM] hermocrates: [Too many powergamers in here]

[9:42 PM] embermark: (But wingboner.)

[9:43 PM] sammiepie: [why am i so dumb? if you build it trolls will tear it down]

[9:43 PM] hermocrates: [Looks like we're a pagasus pony]

[9:44 PM] embermark: (Wheeeee.)

[9:44 PM] sammiepie: *stretching your wings* and head to the hotel. You talk to the barkeep/owner and he inform

[9:44 PM] guest-193145 entered the room.

[9:45 PM] sammiepie: s you that all the rooms are either taken or being fixed up. You say ok and watch as a

[9:46 PM] sammiepie: bar floozy comes down with a pony wearing a cowboy hat. You ask about that room only to

[9:46 PM] guest-193220 entered the room.

[9:47 PM] beeeepcalobs left the room.

[9:47 PM] sammiepie: see her go back up again with another patron. You sigh and realize that this "hotel" doubl

[9:47 PM] guest-193220 changed nickname to alex

[9:48 PM] supertrekkie4: [hi alexpony]

[9:48 PM] guest-193145 changed nickname to outta_spec

[9:48 PM] embermark: (Howdy.)

[9:48 PM] alex: [HELLO]

[9:48 PM] supertrekkie4: [hi outtapony]

[9:48 PM] giggles_foodles: [hey ponies]

[9:48 PM] hermocrates: [Hey guys]

[9:48 PM] outta_spec: [ello]

[9:48 PM] sammiepie: es as a brotel and you're not getting a room unless you pay for a prostitute. what do?

[9:49 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello)

[9:49 PM] sunasmine: [heya]

[9:49 PM] giggles_foodles: [hehe brotel]

[9:49 PM] supertrekkie4: prematurely ejaculate

[9:49 PM] embermark: Examine employees do.

[9:49 PM] cloppyhooves: Are there other hotels in Appleloosa?

[9:49 PM] sammiepie: nope this is the only one

[9:49 PM] giggles_foodles: what a racket

[9:50 PM] sunasmine: how do the skys look at the moment?

[9:50 PM] supertrekkie4: go ask the residents of the town to stay in their home for the night

[9:50 PM] sunasmine: any clouds?

[9:50 PM] supertrekkie4: or ask sheriff silverstar to put you up in the jailhouse for the night

[9:50 PM] sammiepie: You look around and see a bunch of drunk hookers in cheap makeup.

[9:51 PM] hermocrates: Any classy hookers?

[9:51 PM] outta_spec: [cliff notes, go]

[9:51 PM] cloppyhooves: do we know anypony in Appleloosa?

[9:51 PM] hermocrates: [Also, why did we come here again?]

[9:51 PM] embermark: (On tour.)

[9:51 PM] hermocrates: [Oh, OK]

[9:51 PM] sammiepie: The sky when you came in was clear.

[9:51 PM] sunasmine: [gah can't spell tourist]

[9:51 PM] supertrekkie4: [we should do stuff that doesn't lead to ponysex just to test sammies writing]

[9:52 PM] plotospex: [ST4 don't be Rozzak]

[9:52 PM] supertrekkie4: go ask sheriff silverstar to put us up for the night in the jail

[9:52 PM] outta_spec: [again, if someone could get me up to speed...]

[9:52 PM] supertrekkie4: [it just started]

[9:52 PM] sunasmine: [we just started a m/m cRPG]

[9:52 PM] outta_spec: [Ah.]

[9:52 PM] embermark: (Going for Braeburn. Should be fun.)

[9:53 PM] hermocrates: [Oh, we're going for M/M?]

[9:53 PM] plotospex: Actually, yeah, we should go to Silverstar

[9:53 PM] supertrekkie4: i like to do what i want in rpgs

[9:53 PM] sunasmine: we can always nap on a rooftop somewhere, lets explore the town =D

[9:53 PM] hermocrates: Ignore prostitutes do

[9:53 PM] sammiepie: You see one that looks alright.

[9:53 PM] supertrekkie4: go to sheriff silverstar

[9:53 PM] plotospex: And ask to be thrown in jail, but by that I mean his plot

[9:53 PM] supertrekkie4: ^

[9:54 PM] supertrekkie4: [braeburn gambit declined, silverstar]

[9:54 PM] sammiepie: You leave disappointed and just go to the sheriff's to see if he'll put you up for the

[9:56 PM] sammiepie: night. You walk in and see a rather attractive pony with a golden mane and a well worn

[9:57 PM] sammiepie: leather vest. what do

[9:57 PM] sammiepie: ?

[9:57 PM] sunasmine: aks if this is the jail?

[9:57 PM] sunasmine: or rather the sherif's?

[9:58 PM] supertrekkie4: leave, go back to hotel, see if that pony with the hat is still there...

[9:58 PM] hermocrates: [This is where we find out that straight cloppers are better at flirting with men than me]

[9:58 PM] supertrekkie4: and get a good look at his face

[9:58 PM] embermark: (Pffft, straight cloppers.)

[9:59 PM] embermark: W/Sunasmine, by the way.

[9:59 PM] sammiepie: "Is this the jail?" You ask. The pony turns around and smiles and says "Why yes it is? Why

[10:00 PM] sammiepie: you askin'? New to our little town? Of course you are iffun you don't know where the jail

[10:02 PM] sammiepie: is! I'm Braeburn and welcome to APPLELOOOOOSA!" He bucks up on his hind legs and nieghs as

[10:02 PM] sammiepie: he says Appleloosa.

[10:02 PM] sammiepie: what do?

[10:02 PM] supertrekkie4: "I could've swore I saw you at the hotel... err, musta been somepony else"

[10:03 PM] sunasmine: [you were waiting for that right sammie?}

[10:03 PM] supertrekkie4: and then "are you the sheriff?"

[10:03 PM] hermocrates: "I think I'm gonna like it here with you around

[10:03 PM] cloppyhooves: "Er, well, I don't have a place to stay for the night, so i was wondering if a handsome

[10:03 PM] hermocrates: "

[10:03 PM] cloppyhooves: pony like yourself knows where I can get the sherrif so I can spend the night here instead

[10:03 PM] cloppyhooves: "

[10:03 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy

[10:03 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy

[10:03 PM] hermocrates: [See?]

[10:03 PM] embermark: (sizing him up) "Hotel's about full, I was looking for a place to stay. Any ideas?"

[10:04 PM] cloppyhooves: (wait, what hermocrates?)

[10:04 PM] sunasmine: [cloppy is bi though hermo]

[10:04 PM] cloppyhooves: (yeah)

[10:04 PM] hermocrates: [Never mind then]

[10:04 PM] sunasmine: [lol]

[10:04 PM] hermocrates: [Memory like a goldfish]

[10:04 PM] sammiepie: so cloppy or em?

[10:04 PM] supertrekkie4: [and dick like one OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH]

[10:04 PM] outta_spec: [this is why I'm quiet. lol

[10:04 PM] sunasmine: [lol don't give up I'm sure a straight pony will say somthing good]

[10:05 PM] supertrekkie4: [jk :P]

[10:05 PM] outta_spec: ]

[10:05 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy

[10:05 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy

[10:05 PM] embermark: Cloppy it is.

[10:05 PM] sammiepie: "Er, well, I don't have a place to stay for the night, so i was wondering if a handsome

[10:05 PM] sammiepie: pony like yourself knows where I can get the sherrif so I can spend the night here instead

[10:06 PM] captain_wafflez left the room.

[10:07 PM] sammiepie: ." You say. Braeburn blushes just enough for you to notice and answers "Well the sheriff

[10:09 PM] sammiepie: is away at Canterlot on business and I'm actin' sheriff. Why would you want to stay in the

[10:09 PM] sammiepie: jail? We have a hotel here in Appleloosa."

[10:09 PM] sammiepie: what do?

[10:10 PM] embermark: "The hotel's a bit... odd. Not quite to my tastes, if you know what I mean."

[10:10 PM] sunasmine: "The hotel was full, and I...I couldn't think of any where else i could stay" sheepishly

[10:11 PM] outta_spec: "it wasn't really my scene"

[10:12 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ ember

[10:13 PM] sammiepie: "The hotel's a bit... odd. Not quite to my tastes, if you know what I mean." You say.

[10:15 PM] sammiepie: Braeburn smiles and says "Well shoot if you need a place to stay I guess I can put you up

[10:15 PM] sammiepie: for a night or two." what do?

[10:15 PM] cloppyhooves: "Handsome, generous -- Looks like Appleloosa's full of good folk"

[10:16 PM] cloppyhooves: "If you wouldn't mind?"

[10:16 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy

[10:16 PM] hermocrates: [Begins taking notes]

[10:16 PM] embermark: Sounds good.

[10:16 PM] sunasmine: my response was so much crappyier than cloppy's XD

[10:16 PM] cloppyhooves: (heh, I'd probably be much, much worse at this in real life)

[10:16 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy

[10:16 PM] embermark: (I'd be horrible at it too.)

[10:17 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ cloppony

[10:17 PM] hermocrates: [I don't even know how I end up in relationships ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

[10:17 PM] sammiepie: "Handsome, generous -- Looks like Appleloosa's full of good folk." you respond "That is if

[10:17 PM] sammiepie: you don't mind?"

[10:18 PM] guest-194231 entered the room.

[10:18 PM] guest-194231 changed nickname to pinkie__pink

[10:18 PM] hermocrates: [Hey, pinkpony!]

[10:18 PM] giggles_foodles: [hey pink]

[10:19 PM] pinkie__pink: [Hi]

[10:19 PM] sammiepie: Braeburn blushes much more noticeably this time and answers "On one condition; You have a

[10:19 PM] embermark: (Howdy.)

[10:19 PM] sammiepie: drink with me after I'm done for the day." what do?

[10:19 PM] sammiepie: [also hiya]

[10:19 PM] sunasmine: [heya pinkie]

[10:20 PM] embermark: (Swishing tail.) "That sounds good to me. When do you get off?"

[10:20 PM] hermocrates: ^

[10:20 PM] supertrekkie4: "my anus has unclenched, you may enter Braeburn."

[10:21 PM] sunasmine: we should wingboner at this point =D

[10:21 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello)

[10:21 PM] sunasmine: otherwise w/ ember

[10:21 PM] embermark: Agreed with Sunasmine, slight wingboner here would be awesome. On purpose, not subconsciou

[10:21 PM] embermark: sly.

[10:21 PM] hermocrates: A restrained wingboner. Maybe a little flip of the feathers

[10:22 PM] supertrekkie4: all

[10:23 PM] sammiepie: You feel a slight wingboner coming on and you ruffle your wings conciously just to get the

[10:24 PM] sammiepie: point across. "That sounds good to me. When do you get off?" you say as you swish your

[10:24 PM] sammiepie: tail. Braeburn smiles wider when he notices your wingboner and says "How about right now?"

[10:25 PM] sammiepie: what do?

[10:25 PM] hermocrates: [My roommate's computer is digusting. Far Cry 2 on max settings, perfect framerate]

[10:25 PM] sunasmine: [lol]

[10:25 PM] supertrekkie4: [fuck yeah]

[10:25 PM] embermark: "Sounds like we should go get that drink. Where to, Sheriff?"

[10:26 PM] sunasmine: it would be funny if we're a cheap drunk btw

[10:26 PM] equius_zahhak: give him a pat on the back

[10:26 PM] hermocrates: [We're not an earth pony, so our Con won't be that high]

[10:27 PM] supertrekkie4: [i lack teh social skills to talk to rpg ponies]

[10:27 PM] supertrekkie4: [:P]

[10:27 PM] embermark: (Start dom, end sub. Plan EVERYTHING. Be drunk the whole time.)

[10:27 PM] sunasmine: [yeah cloppy and ember are much better at this than I XD]

[10:27 PM] sammiepie: [we are a cheap drunk. like with everything we get drunk fast.]

[10:28 PM] sunasmine: [wewt]

[10:28 PM] hermocrates: "If you've got nothing pressing, I'd love to Sherrif"

[10:28 PM] hermocrates: Or somesuch

[10:28 PM] supertrekkie4: [i'll offer my input when were being fucked]

[10:28 PM] sunasmine: w/ ember then

[10:28 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ emb'

[10:28 PM] sammiepie: and e_z do you mean plot?

[10:28 PM] giggles changed nickname to giggles_foodles

[10:28 PM] hermocrates: w/ember

[10:28 PM] sunasmine: patting plot is waaaaaaaaaay too soon

[10:28 PM] equius_zahhak: i mean just be chummy and all touchy

[10:28 PM] embermark: (It scares me that I am somehow competant at this.)

[10:29 PM] supertrekkie4: [i have a warm erection]

[10:29 PM] sammiepie: "Sounds like we should go get that drink. Where to, Sheriff?" as you pat him on the back

[10:29 PM] outta_spec: [flirting is flirting, male or female]

[10:31 PM] sammiepie: chummily. "Well I know a place a bit better than that saloon." Braeburn responds with a

[10:31 PM] sammiepie: cheeky smile. what do?

[10:31 PM] sunasmine: "Lead the way!" ?

[10:31 PM] embermark: (with a sly smirk) "Lead the way."

[10:32 PM] sammiepie: "Lead the way!

[10:33 PM] supertrekkie4: "lead the fuckig way"

[10:33 PM] sammiepie: " you say. You follow him out and watch *dat plot* the whole way there only to notice

[10:34 PM] sammiepie: what's going on when he says "We're here." You look up and see a small house overlooking

[10:35 PM] sammiepie: the apple orchards. It's a rather cozy looking cottage. what do?

[10:35 PM] hermocrates: "My, what a cozy looking cottage"

[10:36 PM] hermocrates: [>_>]

[10:36 PM] sunasmine: we should get to %50 wingboner from watching that plot

[10:36 PM] embermark: "This your place, then?" (sideways glance at him) "Pretty nice... what's the bedroom like?

[10:36 PM] embermark: "

[10:36 PM] equius_zahhak: "This your place cowboy?"

[10:36 PM] supertrekkie4: ez

[10:36 PM] hermocrates: ez

[10:36 PM] sunasmine: w/ EZ

[10:36 PM] embermark: Sounds good.

[10:37 PM] georgio154 left the room.

[10:38 PM] sammiepie: "This is your place, cowpony?" you muse as your wingboner drops back down. He says "Yeah.

[10:40 PM] embermark: (I should go sleep, bye. Post a script when this is done.)

[10:40 PM] supertrekkie4: [night]

[10:40 PM] sammiepie: Its not much but its home. Wanna come in?" He walks up the steps and opens the door. what

[10:40 PM] sammiepie: do?

[10:40 PM] outta_spec: [later]

[10:40 PM] embermark left the room.

[10:40 PM] supertrekkie4: follow into Braeburn rapeshack do

[10:40 PM] sammiepie: [night]

[10:40 PM] cloppyhooves: "Of course. Looks mighty cozy."

[10:40 PM] sunasmine: "I'd love to"

[10:40 PM] sunasmine: then accept invitation in

[10:41 PM] guest-195044 entered the room.

[10:41 PM] hermocrates: sunas

[10:41 PM] guest-195044 changed nickname to wala

[10:41 PM] wala left the room.

[10:42 PM] sammiepie: "I'd love to. Looks mighty cozy." you say as you ascend the steps. As you walk past

[10:43 PM] sammiepie: Braeburn you feel a sharp slap on your rump. You wings flare up half way. what do?

[10:44 PM] supertrekkie4: "oooh" and look coyly at him with approving eyes

[10:44 PM] sunasmine: get embarrased and try to laugh off our wingboner

[10:44 PM] outta_spec: w/suna

[10:45 PM] hermocrates: Look slyly back at Braeburn, keep walking in

[10:45 PM] supertrekkie4: [why would we laugh off our wingboner... he just slapped our ass?]

[10:45 PM] supertrekkie4: me or hemo

[10:45 PM] supertrekkie4: hermo*

[10:45 PM] guest-195140 entered the room.

[10:45 PM] guest-195140 left the room.

[10:45 PM] equius_zahhak: "At least get me a drink first" jokingly

[10:45 PM] hermocrates: [My blood clotting!]

[10:46 PM] supertrekkie4: or ez

[10:46 PM] sunasmine: yeah EZ sounds good

[10:47 PM] hermocrates: me + ez

[10:48 PM] outta_spec: you + ez

[10:48 PM] sammiepie: "At least get me a drink first." you say as you drop your bag on the floor and smile

[10:48 PM] sammiepie: slyly at him.

[10:51 PM] sammiepie: He says as he sighs exaggeratedly "I suppose I should. I did say to have a drink with me."

[10:52 PM] sammiepie: He goes over to his kitchenette and rummages through some cabinets. With his head in the

[10:53 PM] sammiepie: cabinet he says "Take a seat." You see a couch against the wall with a dining table and

[10:53 PM] sammiepie: two chairs. what do?

[10:54 PM] sunasmine: sit on couch

[10:54 PM] supertrekkie4: go sit on couch

[10:54 PM] supertrekkie4: and spread our legs a bit

[10:54 PM] sunasmine: we sitting like lyra or like a pony?

[10:55 PM] supertrekkie4: hmmm...

[10:55 PM] equius_zahhak: pony

[10:55 PM] hermocrates: Couch sit

[10:55 PM] hermocrates: Pony

[10:55 PM] sunasmine: pony couch sit then

[10:55 PM] hermocrates: But, plot to arm or centre

[10:55 PM] hermocrates: ?

[10:55 PM] guest-195377 entered the room.

[10:55 PM] supertrekkie4: how does a pony sit?

[10:55 PM] equius_zahhak: center

[10:55 PM] guest-195377 changed nickname to rozzak

[10:56 PM] supertrekkie4: is that like when fluttershy sits down in Star Master?

[10:56 PM] sunasmine: plot to arm so we can talk easier

[10:56 PM] supertrekkie4: Stare*

[10:56 PM] rozzak: new Canon alicorn announced

[10:56 PM] sammiepie: You walk over to the couch and sit on the couch. It's buckin comfy. You sit to the inside

[10:57 PM] supertrekkie4: [huh]

[10:57 PM] supertrekkie4: [wow, its true]

[10:58 PM] sammiepie: with your arm on your plot so you're facing Braeburn. He comes over to the table with two

[10:58 PM] outta_spec: [is it *TEA*pony?]

[10:59 PM] guest-195479 entered the room.

[10:59 PM] sammiepie: beers and a bottle of whiskey. He hops on the couch facing you and asks "Beer or Bourbon

[10:59 PM] sammiepie: first?"

[10:59 PM] sammiepie: what do?

[11:00 PM] supertrekkie4: bourbon

[11:00 PM] supertrekkie4: fuck the beer

[11:00 PM] hermocrates: Beer. It's hot out

[11:00 PM] rozzak: @ST4 http://imgur.com/mbNYZ

[11:00 PM] hermocrates: Cool off first

[11:00 PM] supertrekkie4: yeah you posted that

[11:01 PM] rozzak left the room.

[11:01 PM] sunasmine: "The bourbon please." knowing full well that we're a cheap drunk

[11:01 PM] guest-195536 entered the room.

[11:01 PM] guest-195545 entered the room.

[11:02 PM] guest-195545 changed nickname to lazeraze

[11:02 PM] sunasmine: [heya]

[11:02 PM] sammiepie: [you guys are classy lay]

[11:02 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello)

[11:02 PM] outta_spec: [ello]

[11:02 PM] sammiepie: [also hiya]

[11:02 PM] hermocrates: [But beer is classy too]

[11:03 PM] lazeraze: TEARPG?

[11:03 PM] sammiepie: [#sarcasm]

[11:03 PM] supertrekkie4: carbonated beverages suck

[11:03 PM] sunasmine: [beer just seems kinda meh right now]

[11:03 PM] sunasmine: [not TEA]

[11:03 PM] cloppyhooves: (no, just sammie's m/m RPG)

[11:03 PM] hermocrates: ["just" my ass]

[11:03 PM] guest-195536 changed nickname to rozzak

[11:03 PM] supertrekkie4: [you still talk to cleverbot rozzak? is it 1999? do you have AOL?]

[11:03 PM] sunasmine: [we're going to get drunk and get banged by breaburn]

[11:03 PM] hermocrates: Beer is refreshing, and it's Apploosa

[11:03 PM] rozzak: [yes

[11:03 PM] supertrekkie4: [fuck your beer]

[11:04 PM] rozzak: [cleverbot is a retard]

[11:04 PM] alex: [cleverbot? this is the worst bot i have ever seen]

[11:04 PM] sunasmine: [nothing wring with beer, just ist a bit meh in this setting]

[11:04 PM] supertrekkie4: [carbonated beverages make me want to kill myself]

[11:04 PM] guest-195611 entered the room.

[11:04 PM] hermocrates: [I don't understand where any of you are coming from. Still, it's what the people want]

[11:05 PM] guest-195611 changed nickname to 569854

[11:05 PM] hermocrates: [ponies]

[11:05 PM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello numberspony)

[11:05 PM] sunasmine: [heya number pony]

[11:05 PM] equius_zahhak: my vote goes for whiskey

[11:05 PM] hermocrates: [Hey, 4815162342]

[11:05 PM] alex: [i think we really should have another chat room for rpg's, this gotta be really confusin]

[11:05 PM] supertrekkie4: hi guy who's about to leave

[11:05 PM] alex: [for new people]

[11:05 PM] hermocrates: [Trekkie ¬_¬]

[11:05 PM] cloppyhooves: (I don't think so, alex)

[11:05 PM] supertrekkie4: []

[11:05 PM] supertrekkie4: [what?]

[11:05 PM] outta_spec: [ello 8675309]

[11:06 PM] alex: [really? people who are here for the first time during a rpg wont uderstand]

[11:06 PM] sammiepie: You smile and say "Bourbon" Braeburn smiles back and says "Party pegaus, eh?" as he pours

[11:06 PM] supertrekkie4: [you can tell a troll name from a real one]

[11:06 PM] guest-195659 entered the room.

[11:06 PM] guest-195659 changed nickname to joeshmo101

[11:07 PM] joeshmo101: [I got disconnected at 9:02 when something akin to I AM THE OWL OF MANY TRUTHS happened]

[11:07 PM] giggles_foodles left the room.

[11:07 PM] alex: [and even though we put all the unrelated stuff in [] i think we still disturb each other]

[11:07 PM] joeshmo101: [[what have I missed?]

[11:07 PM] supertrekkie4: [heh]

[11:07 PM] joeshmo101: [is this Tea?]

[11:08 PM] supertrekkie4: braeburn is getting us drunk at his private home in appletown]

[11:08 PM] supertrekkie4: [no tea]

[11:08 PM] joeshmo101: okay

[11:08 PM] hermocrates: [Sammie M/M CRPG]

[11:08 PM] joeshmo101: []

[11:08 PM] sammiepie: out two tall glasses of bourbon. He gives you a glass and says "To new friends." before

[11:08 PM] sammiepie: downing the whole glass. what do?

[11:08 PM] lazeraze left the room.

[11:08 PM] joeshmo101: [I can never decide whether M/M means Male/Male or Mar/Mare]

[11:08 PM] sunasmine: down whole glass do

[11:08 PM] alex: [so cloppy, is there a special reason why you think this is better than 2 rooms?]

[11:09 PM] joeshmo101: wait, a GLASS of burboun??????

[11:09 PM] supertrekkie4: ^

[11:09 PM] joeshmo101: Holy shit he can put it away

[11:09 PM] sunasmine: breaburn is a boss

[11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: (new people, in my experience, get accustomed to the rules fairly quicly)

[11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: (splitting things up makes our community look smaller unless people are in both rooms

[11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: at once)

[11:09 PM] hermocrates: Drink about 2 fingers-worh of bourbon

[11:09 PM] sammiepie: [M=Mare, S=Stallion imo]

[11:09 PM] supertrekkie4: somebody offer a suggestion other than down whole glass do and I'll upvote it]

[11:09 PM] sunasmine: [fingers?]

[11:09 PM] joeshmo101: drink as much as possible

[11:09 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ hermo

[11:09 PM] sunasmine: drink about half?

[11:09 PM] equius_zahhak: [also having to watch 2 chat rooms is a major pain in the ass]

[11:09 PM] cloppyhooves: (eh, I just always mean m/m to be male/male)

[11:10 PM] cloppyhooves: (that too)

[11:10 PM] sunasmine: [ m/m vs f/f]

[11:10 PM] plotospex: (Yeah, that's honestly the main reason I don't want to)

[11:10 PM] supertrekkie4: hermo or joe + nurse the rest and drink slowly

[11:10 PM] plotospex: (Lazyassery, that is)

[11:10 PM] joeshmo101: [the res hall across the way need to shut off their fucking fire alarm]

[11:10 PM] joeshmo101: [mare/mare and filly/filly]

[11:10 PM] joeshmo101: [?]

[11:10 PM] sunasmine: [lol]

[11:11 PM] outta_spec: [maybe it's on fire.]

[11:11 PM] sunasmine: [male and female]

[11:11 PM] hermocrates: [m/m, s/s, f/f and c/c?]

[11:11 PM] alex: [hm ok, im still not sure about the bracket thing, seems to be annoying for rpg people to]

[11:11 PM] outta_spec: [socctaloo/scootaloo ?]

[11:11 PM] hermocrates: [sb/sb]

[11:11 PM] outta_spec: [spelling]

[11:11 PM] outta_spec: [strongbad/strongbad?]

[11:11 PM] joeshmo101: [mare/mare vs. stallion/stallion, filly/filly vs colt/colt]

[11:11 PM] sunasmine: [scotaloo]

[11:11 PM] equius_zahhak: [hush alex]

[11:11 PM] sunasmine: [scotish scootaloo]

[11:12 PM] hermocrates: [scootalot]

[11:12 PM] sammiepie: You tip the glass back drinking about 2 fingers worth. You feel a burn in your throat and

[11:12 PM] outta_spec: [Oy! where be mah cutie mark!]

[11:12 PM] alex: [???]

[11:12 PM] joeshmo101: [I think M should be adult female ponies, S adult male, C young male and F young female]

[11:13 PM] outta_spec: [scotish scootaloo]

[11:13 PM] cloppyhooves: (guys, stop interrupting the narration)

[11:13 PM] hermocrates: [^]

[11:13 PM] alex: [THATS WHAT I WAS TALKING AOBUT....]

[11:13 PM] alex left the room.

[11:13 PM] equius_zahhak: banned: alex (zahhak)

[11:13 PM] sammiepie: a head rush. Braeburn looks at you surprised "Well you sure are a regular Ranger. I did no

[11:14 PM] sammiepie: t expect such toughness from a pegasus!" what do?

[11:15 PM] cloppyhooves: "Me? I saw you drink that whole glass!"

[11:15 PM] sunasmine: cloppy is on fire

[11:15 PM] guest-195920 entered the room.

[11:15 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy

[11:15 PM] guest-195920 changed nickname to alex

[11:15 PM] supertrekkie4: "why you racist fuck!"

[11:16 PM] alex: [........]

[11:16 PM] rozzak: This turned out funny http://pastebin.com/5efaZwFN especially when cleverbot agreed about

[11:16 PM] joeshmo101: [but then futa would be...]

[11:16 PM] rozzak: assholf fucking

[11:16 PM] cloppyhooves: (rozzak, don't forget your brackets)

[11:16 PM] joeshmo101: [BRACKE

[11:16 PM] joeshmo101: ts]

[11:16 PM] outta_spec: [[I have extras, use mine]]

[11:17 PM] sunasmine: [[[why can't i hold all these brackets?]]]

[11:17 PM] hermocrates: w/cloppy

[11:17 PM] sammiepie: "Me? I saw you drink that whole glass!" you retort. He says "Ah, that's nuthin'. I don't

[11:18 PM] supertrekkie4: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[why not]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[11:18 PM] rozzak: [I ask cleverbot "how hard are you", and clevebot says "Not very. I'm sick"]

[11:19 PM] alex: [sweet havoc... bf3]

[11:19 PM] sammiepie: want you to keep up with me; just be mah drinkin' buddy for awhile is all I'm askin'."

[11:19 PM] sammiepie: what do?

[11:19 PM] joeshmo101: [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

[11:19 PM] outta_spec: [^]

[11:19 PM] alex: [v]

[11:19 PM] joeshmo101: sexy wink and drink do

[11:20 PM] sammiepie: [oh we're having so much fun with these brackets]

[11:20 PM] rozzak: [ZOMG NEW BOSHI SCANALATION! TIME TO FAP]

[11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: "I'd be happy to keep the company of such a handsome, generous, AND strong-willed

[11:20 PM] sammiepie: [[[[[[[fuck narration]]]]]]]

[11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: pony like yourself"

[11:20 PM] supertrekkie4: "have anything else you'd like me to consume?"

[11:20 PM] hermocrates: [Inu Boshi?]

[11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: (not sure if third adjective is correct)

[11:20 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy [we need moar buttering up =D]

[11:20 PM] rozzak: [bosshi]

[11:21 PM] hermocrates: [Linkku please?]

[11:21 PM] rozzak: [not ponies http://gallery.ryuutama.com/view.php?manga=548]

[11:21 PM] sammiepie: "I'd be happy to keep the company of such a handsome, generous, AND tough pony like

[11:22 PM] sammiepie: yourself" you say before winking and taking another swig. Braeburn blushes and lays his

[11:23 PM] sammiepie: head on your shoulder. "I wish there were more ponies like you around. You're so nice and

[11:24 PM] sammiepie: I don't have to hide m'self around you." what do?

[11:24 PM] supertrekkie4: [O.o holy shit... that has hermo written all over it... also it's very hot]

[11:25 PM] equius_zahhak: ruffle mane playfully

[11:25 PM] sunasmine: enjoy touch, slowly get wingboner, and think of somthing romantic to say XD

[11:25 PM] cloppyhooves: Should we ask about "hide"?

[11:25 PM] cloppyhooves: or is that not so romantic

[11:25 PM] hermocrates: w/suna

[11:26 PM] sunasmine: i'm thinking so, but i dunno how to phrase

[11:26 PM] hermocrates: Umm, trying to think of something romantic

[11:26 PM] equius_zahhak: hide?

[11:26 PM] hermocrates: That he has to "hide" himself

[11:26 PM] hermocrates: Around other ponies

[11:26 PM] supertrekkie4: w/ suna

[11:26 PM] sunasmine: we could assume coltcuddling is frowned upon?

[11:27 PM] hermocrates: [Thanks, Roz! Looks sweet]

[11:27 PM] sunasmine: or that hes really a big softie

[11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: (I hope it's what suna says)

[11:27 PM] equius_zahhak: "And what would an amazing stallion such as yourself have to hide?"

[11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: ^

[11:28 PM] sunasmine: that works EZ

[11:28 PM] joeshmo101: ^

[11:28 PM] supertrekkie4: go 4 it

[11:28 PM] guest-196217 entered the room.

[11:29 PM] guest-196217 changed nickname to kjsdfajklsdjklsdfakj

[11:29 PM] sammiepie: You take off his hat and ruffle his mane. He nickers and you feel your wings rise.

[11:30 PM] kjsdfajklsdjklsdfakj left the room.

[11:31 PM] sammiepie: "And what would an amazing stallion like yourself have to hide?" you ask. He looks up at

[11:33 PM] sammiepie: you and answers "Well most of the ponies around here frown upon coltcuddlin' and some are

[11:33 PM] sammiepie: rather forceful about that point."

[11:33 PM] guest-195479 left the room.

[11:34 PM] guest-196328 entered the room.

[11:34 PM] sammiepie: He turns back down and you can feel a slight moisture on your coat. what do?

[11:34 PM] cloppyhooves: (:c)

[11:34 PM] supertrekkie4: [I'd laugh so hard if a cm did something weird like have Braeburn randomly turn into a

[11:34 PM] cloppyhooves: moisture?

[11:34 PM] supertrekkie4: monster and bites our head off]

[11:34 PM] guest-196328 changed nickname to beeeeepcalobs

[11:34 PM] hermocrates: :c ← not bracketed

[11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: coat as in what we're wearing, or coat as in body fur?

[11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: also, which part of coat

[11:35 PM] beeeeepcalobs: what are the brackets for?

[11:35 PM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/CkteF.jpg

[11:35 PM] joeshmo101: wh

[11:35 PM] joeshmo101: *where on coat

[11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: (brackets are for OOC comments during this clop RPG_

[11:35 PM] hermocrates: Well, let's not worry about those fools while we're in here.

[11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: )

[11:35 PM] sunasmine: look into his eyes "Your secret is safe with me." then kiss?

[11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: also sneak a look at moisturespot

[11:36 PM] sammiepie: fur and it's on your lower neck/shoulder

[11:36 PM] joeshmo101: Ap pony should be able to be with who he or she wants, no matter w

[11:36 PM] sunasmine: [was he drooling?]

[11:36 PM] joeshmo101: *what

[11:36 PM] hermocrates: me + suna

[11:37 PM] sammiepie: [yup, it's drool. i know i always drool after emotional revalations.]

[11:37 PM] sunasmine: [i drool sometimes when i sleep]

[11:37 PM] cloppyhooves: (heh, okay)

[11:37 PM] cloppyhooves: but yeah, herm + suna

[11:39 PM] sammiepie: "Well those ridiculous ponies don't matter right now. Your secret is safe with me." you

[11:40 PM] sammiepie: say as you lift his head with you hoof and kiss him gently on the lips. He smiles as you

[11:41 PM] beeeeepcalobs left the room.

[11:41 PM] sammiepie: break the kiss and kisses you again this time a bit harder. what do?

[11:42 PM] sunasmine: wingboner + sloppy makeouts?

[11:42 PM] equius_zahhak: bring in closer with a hoof

[11:42 PM] cloppyhooves: use hoof to start carressing his back

[11:43 PM] hermocrates: wingboner + cloppy

[11:44 PM] sammiepie: Your wings stand at attention now as you slip your hoof behind his head and stroke his

[11:46 PM] sammiepie: mane. he slips his toungue in and you both draw closer causing you to drop your glass and

[11:46 PM] sammiepie: knock his over. what do?

[11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: ignore that, continue do

[11:47 PM] hermocrates: "Oh shit!" Act worried about making a mess

[11:47 PM] sunasmine: [OCD kicks in, clean up glasses]

[11:47 PM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy

[11:47 PM] hermocrates: [I assume he'll tell us not to worry though]

[11:47 PM] joeshmo101: Wait, we're at a bar?

[11:47 PM] joeshmo101: or not?

[11:47 PM] joeshmo101: < is confused

[11:47 PM] sunasmine: [we're in his house]

[11:47 PM] joeshmo101: [sense has been made]

[11:47 PM] joeshmo101: act worried

[11:47 PM] joeshmo101: do

[11:48 PM] sammiepie: so OCD do or makeout do?

[11:48 PM] sunasmine: my vote is for makeout

[11:48 PM] hermocrates: Not OCD, but concerned

[11:49 PM] joeshmo101: ^

[11:49 PM] hermocrates: Actually, just glance over at dropped glasses, but make no move

[11:49 PM] joeshmo101: like "oh sit I'm so sorry!"

[11:49 PM] joeshmo101: *shit

[11:50 PM] guest-196694 entered the room.

[11:50 PM] guest-196694 changed nickname to giggles_foodles

[11:51 PM] giggles_foodles changed nickname to giggles

[11:51 PM] sammiepie: "Aw hay! Sorry I spilled my drink everywhere." you say inbetween kisses. Braeburn breaks

[11:53 PM] sammiepie: from kissing down you neck and says "Buck it." He takes the bottle and takes a big drink.

[11:54 PM] sammiepie: He offers the bottle to you. what do?

[11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: (http://i.imgur.com/gzqD5.png)

[11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: Drink a little more, I guess?

[11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: We don't really want to become stupid drunk

[11:54 PM] sunasmine: take a drink but not too much

[11:54 PM] hermocrates: Take a small drink

[11:54 PM] joeshmo101: [I FUCKING HATE MATH XL]

[11:54 PM] joeshmo101: drink and kissu before swallowing

[11:55 PM] hermocrates: [Math is made better with Sweetie Belle's plot]

[11:55 PM] hermocrates: [Math is already pretty awesome though]

[11:55 PM] joeshmo101: [^]

[11:55 PM] giggles: [^]

[11:56 PM] joeshmo101: all

[11:57 PM] sammiepie: You take a small sip and give it back. Braeburn gives it one more hearty chug and

[11:58 PM] sammiepie: dives back into kissing you. He jams his toungue in you mouth as you feel his hooves plant

[11:59 PM] sammiepie: themselves on your lower back just above your cutie marks. what do?

[11:59 PM] cloppyhooves: reciprocate cutie mark rubbu

[12:00 AM] sunasmine: yup, cutie mark rub

[12:02 AM] sammiepie: You choke out a small moan as he smacks you on one of your cutie marks and starts to rub

[12:03 AM] sammiepie: them both. You reciprocate and he nickers in approval while he pulls you on top of him.

[12:03 AM] sammiepie: what do?

[12:05 AM] joeshmo101: do we know if he's a thrower or a catcher?

[12:05 AM] sunasmine: we should start to grind a bit on him

[12:06 AM] sunasmine: full-on wingboner by this point

[12:06 AM] equius_zahhak: check his erection status

[12:06 AM] hermocrates: ^ ^^

[12:07 AM] hermocrates: [Have I ever mentioned how fucking adorable Day[9] is?]

[12:07 AM] cloppyhooves: at some point we should see whether he's going to top or bottom, yeah

[12:07 AM] hermocrates: Not grind yet

[12:07 AM] cloppyhooves: but yeah, wingboner and check boner do

[12:07 AM] sunasmine: [kinda hoping he'll top lol]

[12:07 AM] hermocrates: [^]

[12:08 AM] hermocrates: [WTF? That was black text]

[12:08 AM] hermocrates: [No, green]

[12:08 AM] sunasmine: [green yup]

[12:08 AM] joeshmo101: [twas green]

[12:08 AM] cloppyhooves: (Yeah, I kind hope he tops too)

[12:08 AM] equius_zahhak: [tiny chat derps like that on occasion]

[12:08 AM] guest-197195 entered the room.

[12:09 AM] guest-197195 changed nickname to tsiugnil

[12:09 AM] hermocrates: [Hey, tsiupony!]

[12:09 AM] tsiugnil: [hi -- still tired :\]

[12:10 AM] tsiugnil: [trpg?]

[12:10 AM] sunasmine: [sammie's m/m rpg]

[12:10 AM] hermocrates: [Sammiepone's CRPG]

[12:10 AM] outta_spec: [ello]

[12:10 AM] sammiepie: Your wings are so high up they hurt. He breaks the kiss and says "I just remembered I have

[12:11 AM] sammiepie: only one bed. Are we sleepin' together or what?" what do?

[12:11 AM] pinkie__pink left the room.

[12:12 AM] sammiepie: [also hi]

[12:12 AM] sunasmine: [heya]

[12:12 AM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello)

[12:12 AM] cloppyhooves: "A night in bed with you? I think there's something else we gotta do first..."

[12:13 AM] hermocrates: "What do you think?" Return to kissu

[12:13 AM] tsiugnil: we need to rid the world of despair?

[12:14 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy

[12:14 AM] 569854 left the room.

[12:14 AM] hermocrates: [We have to do something first?\

[12:14 AM] hermocrates: ]

[12:14 AM] cloppyhooves: (SEX)

[12:14 AM] sunasmine: [ponysex]

[12:15 AM] sammiepie: "A night in bed with you? I think we gotta take care of something else first." you say.

[12:15 AM] tsiugnil left the room.

[12:16 AM] guest-197372 entered the room.

[12:17 AM] sammiepie: He smiles and says "Well I think you're right." He brushes a large ponydick against your

[12:18 AM] sammiepie: belly. "Do you wanna see if we'll both fit in mah bed?"

[12:18 AM] sammiepie: what do?

[12:18 AM] equius_zahhak: kiss down his body then up his horsrection

[12:18 AM] supertrekkie4: [yay i'm back in time for some sex]

[12:18 AM] sunasmine: "I think we're fine right here" then EZ

[12:19 AM] guest-197372 changed nickname to tsiugnil

[12:19 AM] hermocrates: w/suna&e_z

[12:19 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [huh, dunno why i lieft]

[12:21 AM] sammiepie: You kiss down his neck, nipping ever so slightly and kiss down him firm stomach but you

[12:22 AM] sammiepie: kiss around his massive horse dong. once you get his inner thigh you look up to see his

[12:23 AM] sammiepie: eyes rolled up in his head and you simply say "No, I think we're fine here." You then

[12:24 AM] sammiepie: lightly kiss up the bottom of his penis from the tip to the broad head. When you get to

[12:25 AM] sammiepie: top you swirl your toungue along the rim of his tip. what do

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[12:25 AM] sammiepie: ?

[12:26 AM] cloppyhooves: pony blowjob give, rub ourselves?

[12:26 AM] sunasmine: sure

[12:26 AM] hermocrates: Apparently, let sammie take the lead. Fucking genius.

[12:26 AM] supertrekkie4: suckin some DICK

[12:26 AM] hermocrates: Braeburn, Braeburn, gotta go down on Braeburn

[12:26 AM] joeshmo101: let sammie railroad

[12:27 AM] joeshmo101: fucking railroading...

[12:27 AM] hermocrates: [Hey, hey. I was NOT complaining]

[12:27 AM] supertrekkie4: [You *REBECCA BLACK* do and start to suck *BRAEBURNS* horsepenis]

[12:27 AM] supertrekkie4: [:P]

[12:27 AM] joeshmo101: [I like SOME senmbalance of choice]

[12:28 AM] sammiepie: [hey i'm not saying to blow him]

[12:28 AM] sunasmine: [but we're going to blow him anyways, well just for a bit before offering plot =D]

[12:28 AM] sammiepie: [you could just tease him]

[12:30 AM] hermocrates: [We said "kiss his dick" and sammie just elaborated on that]

[12:30 AM] supertrekkie4: SUQ DAT COQ!!!!!!!!

[12:30 AM] sammiepie: You slowly lower your mouth onto his massive member. As you do you feel a hoof on each of

[12:32 AM] sammiepie: your wings agonizingly slow dragging down the feathers. You eyes bulge and you look up to

[12:34 AM] sammiepie: see Braeburn smiling deviously with his forehooves out. You start to rub your erect

[12:34 AM] sammiepie: ponydick. what do?

[12:35 AM] sunasmine: how long do you all wana go before offering plot?

[12:36 AM] cloppyhooves: we can get him a third or a half there?

[12:36 AM] sunasmine: also we should go deeper in our pony BJ

[12:36 AM] cloppyhooves: ^

[12:36 AM] hermocrates: ^ ^^

[12:38 AM] joeshmo101: [http://e621.net/post/show/182741]

[12:38 AM] supertrekkie4: [http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/215/402/96475]

[12:38 AM] sammiepie: You drop even further down hitting the middle ridge and get a response of failing hooves

[12:40 AM] sammiepie: on your wings making you even harder as you smile around his dick. You hear "BUCK!" and

[12:42 AM] sammiepie: the pressure gets heavier on your wings again. You finally reach the base as you feel ball

[12:42 AM] sammiepie: s on you chin. what do?

[12:42 AM] cloppyhooves: keep going up and down the full length for a few strokes

[12:42 AM] sammiepie: [horses have no gag reflex btw.]

[12:42 AM] sunasmine: [eeyup]

[12:42 AM] cloppyhooves: and then pull away and tell him to lube up while offering plot

[12:42 AM] supertrekkie4: suck his balls into our giant mouth too along with his dick

[12:43 AM] sunasmine: cloppy took the words from my mouth and made them better XD

[12:44 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [no gag reflex? that's mighty convenient]

[12:44 AM] hermocrates: [OMIGOSH http://e621.net/post/show/182741]

[12:44 AM] cloppyhooves: (also, supertrekkie, your link didn't work)

[12:44 AM] hermocrates: w/cloppy

[12:44 AM] sunasmine: [they don't tsi, they can't puke]

[12:44 AM] hermocrates: [Fuck, Joe stole my thunder]

[12:45 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [actually, not being able to puke is probably bad]

[12:45 AM] hermocrates: [Didn't even notice that.]

[12:45 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [can't purge poison from the body]

[12:45 AM] sunasmine: [yeah don't feed your horse bad grain]

[12:45 AM] hermocrates: [It occurs to me I GOT that from Joe's link, and subsequently forgot]

[12:45 AM] sunasmine: [lol]

[12:45 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [lol]

[12:46 AM] sammiepie: You lick at his balls and acsend slighly faster. once you back to the top you slide back

[12:46 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: ["[lol]" looks like a person in a tiny pool]

[12:47 AM] guest-198083 entered the room.

[12:47 AM] sammiepie: down. you slowly pick up speed as you blow Braeburn for a few minutes. All during he

[12:48 AM] guest-198083 changed nickname to pononymous

[12:48 AM] sammiepie: strokes your wings making it hard to concentrated on the shlong in front of you.

[12:49 AM] sammiepie: what do?

[12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: (oh hello)

[12:49 AM] sunasmine: [heya]

[12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: give one final stroke up and down, tell to lube while offering plot

[12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: maybe flutter wings sexily

[12:49 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy

[12:49 AM] sammiepie: [hiya

[12:49 AM] sammiepie: ]

[12:49 AM] supertrekkie4: clopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppy

[12:51 AM] sunasmine: [also tsi [ lol ] bigger pool]

[12:51 AM] sammiepie: You slide down Braeburn's sex one more time before sliding off. As you slide off you

[12:52 AM] sammiepie: flutter your wings. He pulls you up for a kiss and you feel your ponyboners slide across

[12:54 AM] sammiepie: each other. He kisses you and slowly dry humps you while stroking your mane. You break the

[12:54 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [ lol ]

[12:55 AM] sammiepie: kiss and whisper into his ear sensually "Lube up cowpony. You're going to buck a bronco

[12:55 AM] sammiepie: tonight."

[12:56 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [can you microwave eggs?]

[12:56 AM] sammiepie: He kisses you and flips you around so you're on all fours with your forehooves on the

[12:57 AM] sammiepie: couch. what do?

[12:57 AM] cloppyhooves: (hnnnnnng that line was amazing)

[12:57 AM] cloppyhooves: (also tsiugnil don't interrupt the narration)

[12:57 AM] joeshmo101: [NEVER ICROWAVE AN EGG]

[12:57 AM] hermocrates: [cloppy]

[12:57 AM] joeshmo101: [*MICROWAVE

[12:57 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [:(]

[12:57 AM] sunasmine: get bucked like a bronco do?

[12:57 AM] alex: [why would someone microwave an edd?]

[12:57 AM] alex: [egg*]

[12:57 AM] hermocrates: Wave plot around in anticipation

[12:57 AM] sunasmine: lift tail

[12:58 AM] joeshmo101: spread 'em wide and wait for him to brace for insert, then relax do

[12:58 AM] cloppyhooves: yeah, wait for him to be lubed and ready, and like they said, wiggle plot/tail sexily

[12:58 AM] supertrekkie4: i whip my tail back and forth i whip my tail back and forth i whip my tail back and forth

[12:58 AM] hermocrates: [Break the yolk apart, then cover with film or a cloth over the bowl, THEN microwave]

[12:58 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [i thought brackets were brackety and bracketed]

[12:58 AM] alex: [what ever i gtg, school time]

[12:59 AM] hermocrates: [Later Alex! Sweet pony thoughts!]

[12:59 AM] cloppyhooves: (yeah, but still don't interject in the middle of the narration)

[12:59 AM] cloppyhooves: (see you later, day dream of ponysex)

[12:59 AM] sunasmine: [cya]

[12:59 AM] alex: [bye]

[12:59 AM] alex left the room.

[12:59 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [dream of ponysex -- at school]

[12:59 AM] hermocrates: [Brackets are more to keep OOC and IC comments separated]

[12:59 AM] sammiepie: You lift your tail holding you breathe in anticipation when you feel light kisses on your

[1:01 AM] sammiepie: back. They stop at you wing joints and you feel a nibble at the top of your right wing.

[1:02 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn nips his way down one wing and up the other to your delight. You feel your cock

[1:04 AM] sammiepie: throb until the extacsy stops and he resumes his downward path to your plot. He wraps his

[1:05 AM] sammiepie: hoof around your tail and yanks lightly to a squeal of joy from you. You then feel his

[1:07 AM] sammiepie: warm breath over your plothole before he starts to lick it. He begins to poke at your choc

[1:07 AM] sammiepie: olate starfish with his toungue. what do?

[1:07 AM] supertrekkie4: [here's a banner submission to EqD http://tinyurl.com/83xou2d you saw it here first.]

[1:08 AM] cloppyhooves: not much we can do besides flutter wings sexily and moan

[1:08 AM] sunasmine: eeyup w/ cloppy

[1:08 AM] supertrekkie4: well, there's lots of things we *could* do... they just aren't sexy

[1:09 AM] supertrekkie4: [I can list a few if you need me to]

[1:09 AM] sammiepie: You moan and flutter you wings as he pushes at your anus. He pulls away right as he's

[1:11 AM] sammiepie: about to break through and hops up on your back. He lines up his horse cock with your plot

[1:12 AM] sammiepie: and nibbles on your ear before asking huskily "Are you ready partner?"

[1:12 AM] sammiepie: what do?

[1:12 AM] supertrekkie4: [http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/Rarity_bedroom_eyes_animated.gif]

[1:12 AM] sammiepie: gif do?

[1:12 AM] sunasmine: look back into his eyes and say, "buck me."

[1:13 AM] cloppyhooves: ^

[1:13 AM] supertrekkie4: give him bedroom eyes and say "buck me"

[1:14 AM] hermocrates: Moan and say "buck me" with bedroom eyes

[1:14 AM] equius_zahhak: [I've been gettin' my art on, what do y'all think? http://i.imgur.com/iJlrS.jpg ]

[1:14 AM] equius_zahhak: [not finished yet obviously]

[1:14 AM] cloppyhooves: (looks great, yo)

[1:14 AM] sammiepie: [sweet]

[1:14 AM] hermocrates: [Dat back arch!]

[1:14 AM] sunasmine: [not bad, better than me]

[1:14 AM] supertrekkie4: [excellent! very blurtastic]

[1:15 AM] outta_spec: [me gusta]

[1:16 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [btw, herm, thanks for the pointer on eggs]

[1:17 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [scrambled eggs in microwave totally works -- super fluffy]

[1:17 AM] sammiepie: You turn your head and look deeply into his eyes as you moan "Buck me!" He answers only

[1:17 AM] hermocrates: [No problem. Saw it on one of those life-cheat subreddits]

[1:17 AM] hermocrates: [sorry]

[1:18 AM] sammiepie: with a deep kiss as he thrusts into your plothole. You feel him forcefully but gently fill

[1:18 AM] sammiepie: you inch by inch

[1:20 AM] sammiepie: After what seems like hours of pain you feel his heavy stallion sack against yours. He

[1:20 AM] sammiepie: breaks the kiss and asks are

[1:21 AM] sammiepie: "Are you alright?"

[1:21 AM] sammiepie: what do?

[1:21 AM] hermocrates: With an obviously pained face, but smiling, "I'm fine. Keep going."

[1:22 AM] hermocrates: Or rather, "I'll be fine"

[1:22 AM] sunasmine: that works

[1:22 AM] hermocrates: [Why isn't our ass self-lubricating, like in the manga and slashfics?]

[1:22 AM] sunasmine: lol

[1:23 AM] joeshmo101: "a little tight, but I like it like that."

[1:23 AM] sunasmine: []

[1:25 AM] joeshmo101: or hermo

[1:25 AM] sammiepie: "Its a little tight but I'll be fine. Just keep going." You respond with a slightly pained

[1:27 AM] sammiepie: face. Braeburn kisses you and whispers into your ear "Just say stop if you need to." You

[1:28 AM] sammiepie: nod and pulls out so only the head is still in and slowly thrusts back in. You start to

[1:29 AM] sammiepie: loosen up and thrusts harder and harder building speed. He hooks his forehooves around

[1:30 AM] sammiepie: your wings causing you to feel slight twinges of pleasure from him rubbing your wingjoints

[1:30 AM] guest-199769 entered the room.

[1:30 AM] guest-199769 changed nickname to ndyyeikara

[1:31 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn's large member starts to rub your prostate causing you to cry out in pleasure and

[1:32 AM] sammiepie: flap you wings. It feels like he's massaging the base of you cock! You turn your face agai

[1:33 AM] sammiepie: n and he leans in for a kiss. You ram your toungue down his throat.

[1:35 AM] sammiepie: He's now bucking so hard your heads are almost againd the wall. what do?

[1:35 AM] cloppyhooves: (I was gone for a bit, did he not lube up enough? D: )

[1:35 AM] cloppyhooves: (also, hello there)

[1:35 AM] sammiepie: [hiya btw]

[1:35 AM] hermocrates: [I think we're not very experienced with the secret butt fun?]

[1:35 AM] hermocrates: [*subtle]

[1:35 AM] sunasmine: [wb and heya nyd]

[1:36 AM] hermocrates: [Heya, nd]

[1:36 AM] sammiepie: [we're used to topping]

[1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: (ah, okay)

[1:36 AM] ndyyeikara: hey

[1:36 AM] sunasmine: brace against wall

[1:36 AM] hermocrates: [Hmm, I think I've missed our previous S/S CRPGs]

[1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: (this is the first one)

[1:37 AM] sammiepie: [he's also huge]

[1:37 AM] cloppyhooves: (there haven't been any before this)

[1:37 AM] hermocrates: [OK]

[1:37 AM] cloppyhooves: (heh, that too)

[1:37 AM] hermocrates: Brace do

[1:37 AM] cloppyhooves: ^

[1:39 AM] ndyyeikara: [okay, what be happening?]

[1:39 AM] sunasmine: [we're taking breaburn up the butt]

[1:39 AM] sunasmine: [=D]

[1:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (m/m clopRPG, whoo whoo)

[1:40 AM] ndyyeikara: [fuck. i can't clop to that.]

[1:41 AM] sammiepie: You dig your back hooves into the floorboards and drop you forehooves arching your back to

[1:41 AM] ndyyeikara: [oh well. BACK TO FCHAN.]

[1:42 AM] sammiepie: brace against Braeburn's awesome humping. You feel him throbbing in your plot hole and he

[1:42 AM] sammiepie: whinnies in anticipation of horsegasm. what do?

[1:43 AM] sunasmine: horsegasm do?

[1:43 AM] hermocrates: [This just looks painful for Twilight Sparkle http://ur1.ca/6ohuv]

[1:43 AM] ndyyeikara left the room.

[1:43 AM] cloppyhooves: clench plot hole around him if it won't hurt as too much

[1:43 AM] hermocrates: Grind back into Breapony

[1:43 AM] cloppyhooves: and ^

[1:43 AM] cloppyhooves: let him ride us to horsegasm

[1:44 AM] hermocrates: ^ pretty much

[1:45 AM] sammiepie: As you feel him slow down for his climax you clench everytime he hilts while you grind him

[1:46 AM] sunasmine left the room.

[1:46 AM] guest-200603 entered the room.

[1:46 AM] guest-200603 changed nickname to sunasmine

[1:47 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn yells out "OH CELESTIA DON'T STOP!" He bucks once, twice, threes times against

[1:48 AM] sammiepie: your bucks and slams into you once more before flooding your plot hole. He shivers and

[1:50 AM] sammiepie: nibbles on your still erect wings while your anus slowly forces his wilting ponyboner out.

[1:51 AM] sammiepie: You smile and he smiles back wearily. "Sorry if you haven't cum yet. I'll get you back

[1:52 AM] sammiepie: once I feel like I can stand on my own." Braeburn says between heavy breaths.

[1:52 AM] sammiepie: what do?

[1:52 AM] hermocrates: Offer him the bottle of bourbon

[1:53 AM] sunasmine: wana sit back and ask for pony BJ?

[1:53 AM] hermocrates: After taking another small drink ourselves

[1:53 AM] equius_zahhak: give him the whiskey out of our mouth

[1:54 AM] sunasmine: offer drink, lie back with pony boner pointing up and say "whenever you're ready" ?

[1:55 AM] sunasmine: the offerdink part can me hermo or EZ XD

[1:55 AM] sunasmine: *be

[1:56 AM] sammiepie: You lie back, take the bottle of bourbon and tell him "Whenever *you're* ready to you can

[1:57 AM] sammiepie: take care of me. Until then come have a drink." You pour some of the liqour in your mouth

[1:58 AM] sammiepie: and lean back. When he comes to take the bottle from you, you lean in and kiss him with

[1:59 AM] sammiepie: your mouthful of bourbon. He gets the idea and snowballs the bourbon from you. He then

[2:00 AM] sammiepie: takes the bottle and makes you do the same. You giggle and coax the firewater from his

[2:00 AM] sammiepie: mouth.

[2:01 AM] sammiepie: He then asks "Are you ready?"

[2:01 AM] sammiepie: what do?

[2:01 AM] sunasmine: "Ready and waiting."

[2:02 AM] hermocrates: [Come at me, Brea]

[2:02 AM] hermocrates: Nah, w/suna

[2:02 AM] cloppyhooves: (I would say "come on me, Brae" but I guess it's a little too late for that)

[2:02 AM] cloppyhooves: but yeah, with suna

[2:02 AM] joeshmo101: "why don't you tell me?" look at peens

[2:04 AM] sammiepie: "Ready and waiting" you say. Braeburn leans you against the armrest and smiles before kiss

[2:06 AM] sammiepie: ing down your chest. He gets to the tip of you ponydick and licks the head while rubbing

[2:07 AM] sammiepie: the rest wit his hoof. He puts the head in his mouth but keeps rubbing the sides with his

[2:08 AM] sammiepie: hooves. what

[2:08 AM] sammiepie: do?

[2:08 AM] sunasmine: hooves on his shoulders, recieve pony BJ?

[2:08 AM] equius_zahhak: rub hoof through mane

[2:08 AM] equius_zahhak: run"

[2:09 AM] sammiepie: which do?

[2:09 AM] hermocrates: w/e_z

[2:10 AM] tsiugnil changed nickname to tsiugnil_drawing_pones

[2:11 AM] sammiepie: You place your hoof on the top of his head and run it through his messy goldenyorange mane

[2:13 AM] sammiepie: He looks up and while looking you right in the eye starts to drop down your ponyboner. He

[2:15 AM] sammiepie: gets to the base and flicks his tounge out over your horsetesticles causing you to shiver

[2:15 AM] sammiepie: slightly. what do?

[2:15 AM] sunasmine: close eyes and enjoy/encourage?

[2:15 AM] cloppyhooves: ^

[2:15 AM] hermocrates: ^

[2:16 AM] cloppyhooves: plus maybe buck hips up a little in time

[2:16 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [herm, i think i'm finally gonna finish futatrixie for you]

[2:16 AM] hermocrates: [Man, Braeburn is so good]

[2:16 AM] sunasmine: somthing like "Right there..." when he hits a sensitive spot

[2:16 AM] hermocrates: [REALLY?! *Squeee!*]

[2:17 AM] hermocrates: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csO8_NCaYFI]

[2:17 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones: [PS, pones should listen: http://www.youtube.com/artist/Araabmuzik]

[2:18 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn comes back up and when he does you smile and lean back *like a boss*. He starts

[2:20 AM] sammiepie: to build a rhythm and everytime he goes over the ridge he flexes his toungue causing you

[2:21 AM] tsiugnil_drawing_pones left the room.

[2:21 AM] guest-201968 entered the room.

[2:21 AM] guest-201968 changed nickname to tsiugnil

[2:21 AM] tsiugnil: [why you crash, flash? :( ]

[2:21 AM] hermocrates: [You didn't miss anything]

[2:21 AM] sammiepie: to put a little pressure on the back of his head. You also start to buck lightly.

[2:23 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn takes one of his forehooves and starts to massage you ponyjewels. You whinny in

[2:23 AM] sammiepie: pleasure.

[2:23 AM] sammiepie: what do?

[2:24 AM] hermocrates: [Hey Tsi, I'm really enjoying that playlist]

[2:24 AM] cloppyhooves: continue do

[2:24 AM] cloppyhooves: moan do

[2:24 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy

[2:24 AM] supertrekkie4 left the room.

[2:24 AM] hermocrates: Appyly a bit more pressure oh Braeburn's head

[2:24 AM] cloppyhooves: (I really wish my roommate weren't here so I could clop to this :c )

[2:25 AM] hermocrates: [I'm in my living room currently. But were I feeling cloppy I would DEF

[2:25 AM] hermocrates: INITELY be clopping to this]

[2:26 AM] hermocrates: *on

[2:27 AM] tsiugnil: [i just bought their album lol -- might as well support artists who are awesome]

[2:28 AM] hermocrates: [Cool!]

[2:28 AM] tsiugnil: [i think i'll make a repository of all the pony music at some point]

[2:28 AM] sammiepie: You moan and push down on Braeburn's head.

[2:28 AM] sunasmine: [you need a better rommie cloppy =D]

[2:28 AM] tsiugnil: [a ton of it is free and it would be nice to have it all in once place]

[2:28 AM] hermocrates: [Oy! Sammie speaks]

[2:29 AM] sammiepie: [sorry pee break]

[2:29 AM] tsiugnil: [cliff hanger!]

[2:30 AM] hermocrates: [Well then . . . This is the kind of dubstep and downtempo I enjoy]

[2:30 AM] sammiepie: He picks up the pace and you feel a throb begin to form in you ponydick. You're close to

[2:30 AM] sammiepie: horsegasm. what do?

[2:31 AM] giggles: [isn't there a pony music archive?]

[2:31 AM] tsiugnil: [there is?]

[2:31 AM] sunasmine: continue to ponygasm, on face?

[2:31 AM] hermocrates: "It's coming!" while holding his head down

[2:31 AM] sunasmine: or swallow?

[2:31 AM] tsiugnil: [also, i think it's technically trance, but yeah, it's a lot "harder" than most trance]

[2:31 AM] cloppyhooves: tell him it's coming, see if he wants it in his mouth or on his face

[2:31 AM] cloppyhooves: based on whether he keeps going or pulls off

[2:31 AM] tsiugnil: [so it sounds very dubstepy/downtempo]

[2:31 AM] hermocrates: [It's at least got the two-step beat going on]

[2:31 AM] sunasmine: w/ cloppy

[2:32 AM] hermocrates: ^

[2:32 AM] tsiugnil: [did you see that "chill dubstep" playlist i linked a while back, herm?]

[2:32 AM] giggles: [I think it's been awhile since they updated]

[2:32 AM] joeshmo101: ^

[2:32 AM] hermocrates: [I recall a chill dubstep subscription]

[2:33 AM] joeshmo101: []

[2:33 AM] giggles: [http://derpy.me/IVbQY]

[2:33 AM] tsiugnil: [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChilledDubstepMusic for any who are interested]

[2:33 AM] hermocrates: [Yup, I remember that = D]

[2:33 AM] tsiugnil: [giggle, server error]

[2:34 AM] hermocrates: [Try again Tsi. Worked for me]

[2:34 AM] sammiepie: You yell "Oh shit! I'm close!" Braeburn keeps going as you feel the final throbs. You

[2:34 AM] tsiugnil: [also sorry for distracring from your crpg sammie :(]

[2:35 AM] sammiepie: start to horsegasm and he pulls off right as you cum and shoot your load all over his face

[2:37 AM] sammiepie: . It gets in his open mouth, on his snout and all in his handsome mane. He licks it off

[2:37 AM] guest-202574 entered the room.

[2:38 AM] guest-202574 changed nickname to froggy

[2:38 AM] sammiepie: and smiles. You slouch from the strain. what do?

[2:38 AM] sunasmine: lick clean his face and snuggle

[2:39 AM] hermocrates: [Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't almost all older dubstep "chill?"]

[2:39 AM] hermocrates: w/suna

[2:39 AM] cloppyhooves: w/suna

[2:39 AM] hermocrates: "Oh Celestia, that was amazing!"

[2:40 AM] joeshmo101: [nitey nte I should have been asleep hours ago]

[2:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (good night, yo)

[2:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (dream of ponysex)

[2:40 AM] tsiugnil: [yeah, it's generally more chill than brostep]

[2:40 AM] hermocrates: [Night Joe!]

[2:40 AM] tsiugnil: [night]

[2:40 AM] hermocrates: [Sweet pony dreams!]

[2:40 AM] equius_zahhak: [see ya]

[2:40 AM] sunasmine: [cya]

[2:40 AM] pononymous: [Night.]

[2:41 AM] joeshmo101: [i highly doubt dreams will be had tonight, but I'll still hope]

[2:41 AM] sammiepie: "Oh Celestia that was amazing." you say to him as you draw him close to groom him.

[2:41 AM] hermocrates: [I'm so inefficient. I take two lines whenever a pony leaves]

[2:41 AM] joeshmo101 left the room.

[2:42 AM] sammiepie: You lick your cum off of his nose and out of his mane before spooning.

[2:42 AM] pononymous: [brb, folks.]

[2:42 AM] pononymous left the room.

[2:43 AM] sammiepie: Braeburn smiles and asks "How long were you plannin' on staying again?"