"Here she comes, here comes Derpy Racer!

She's a siren on wheels. She's a siren,

And she's gonna be chasin' after somepony!



She's gaining on ya, so ya better look alive!

She's revving up the powerful MUFFIN FIVE!

And when the odds are against her and there's,

Dangerous work to do. You bet your life,

Derpy will see it through!



Go, Derpy!

Go, Derpy!

Go, Derpy, Go!



She's off and flyin' as she runs the car around the track!

She's jamming down the pedal like she's never coming back!

Adventure's waiting just ahead!



Go, Derpy!

Go, Depry!

Go, Derpy, Go!"