If constant reminders from random men on the street haven’t turned that frown upside yet, the Smile Bitch Training Camp may be right for you. As this promotional video from comedians Janelle James and Laura Prangley explains, this camp will “teach you how to smile like a lady” so that “guys never have to have their day ruined by seeing [your] unhappy face!”

If anyone has time to type up a transcript in the comments, I’d be so grateful!

Maya has a bitchy resting face. Deal with it.