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Super Mario Brothers. ___Mario: Whoa! Where am I? What the hell is going on? And now I'm walking! Chris Bucholz: Oh hey dude. That's just me. I've got the stick now, you just relax. M: I don't understand! I have no memory of anything until... Whoa! What the hell is that? CB: Chill dude. M: Don't go near that! Don't go near that! That's bigger than I am. OHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIT. Gross!

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CB: See? It's nothing. M: What was that? That thing that I jumped on. I ki... you killed it! You're a monster! It wasn't going to hurt anyone. CB: No, it'd have killed you. Trust me. M: Why should I trust you? Who are you? Hey slow down. Don't jump here! OW! CB: What? I just got you got a coin. We'll need that later. Hey, does that hurt? M: Does smashing a solid metal block with my head hurt? YES IT HURTS, DOCTOR ROCKET GENIUS. CB: How about this? M: OW! CB: So the brick ones hurt too. Huh. They look squishy. M: Listen jackhole! When I figure... OW!... out who you... OW!... are... OW!... I'm going to- don't eat that mushroom! Are you crazy? Oh! Oh fuck, yes! I am huge! CB: Thought you'd like that. Now you want to shut up for a bit? M: Yeah, yeah, you seem to know what you're doing. God. I feel fantastic. Look at this shit. I'm jumping like 30 feet in the air. This is sick! Wait till Luigi hears about this. CB: He can jump higher. M: What? You are out of your fucking mind. That littlestronzo couldn't jump to save his life. CB: Well in the accepted canon, he can jump a lot higher and further than you. Though not in this game, I think. I think in this game he's just got different pants. M: This is a game? CB: Yeah. We're just going to run off here and score some points and save the princess. M: You sound like you know what you're doing. You've played this game before then... ow!... I take it? CB: Yeah, but it's been like 15 years. Just doing it now for work. M: Bustin' your hump for the man. I hear that. Hey what's that? That flowery thing. It looks tasty. I totally want to eat that. CB: You will definitely like this. M: Oh rad! Ha ha hahhahahahhahah! Pop pop pop! Take that you little pricks!