This morning, Burnsy profiled young Mike Stone, a bold-thinking visionary who had the brilliant idea to use Twitter to ask porn stars and WWE whatever they’re calleds to his prom. Websites like this one quickly rallied to his cause. He soon had a date, in the form of nubile starlet Megan Piper. Or at least he WOULD have, if it weren’t for his cock-blocking witch of a superintendent, Patty Phillips. YOU ARE THE WORST, LADY!

Patty Phillips, superintendent of the North St. Paul-Maplewood-Oakdale School District, told FoxNews.com in an email that Piper, 19, would be prohibited from attending the dance because her appearance would be “inconsistent” with two district policies pertaining to visitors to school buildings and sites.

The policy states that any individual or group can be denied entry to those events if the visit is “not in the best interest” of the district, district spokeswoman Jennifer McNeil told FoxNews.com. [FoxNews]

WHAT A BUNCH OF HORSESH*T! Young love doesn’t follow the rules! A young Ryan Gosling taught me that, in a little film called The Notebook! Seriously though, this is bullsh*t. What if Mike Stone’s girlfriend was black and the administration didn’t want to let her come to prom because they were racist? Would that be any different than this? Once you start saying it’s okay to keep someone from attending a school dance for political reasons, what’s to stop it? That’s none of their business. If any of the lovely porn ladies Mr. Stone asked are reading this – Allie Haze, Jenna Haze, Stormy Daniels, Chanel Preston, Julia Ann, Tori Black, Kendra Lust, Teagan Presley, Gina Lynn, Bibi Jones, Riley Steele, Joanna Angel, Lisa Sparks, Celeste Star, or Charity Bangs say – I’d urge you to direct message Stone and keep things hush-hush until after the prom. Failing that, I’m sure we can find an attorney to take up Stone’s cause free of charge, aka pro-boner.