Why do campus ministry groups always tempt with pizza?Â It seems like a parable Jesus himself might tell.Â Beware those bearing pizza, for they will lead you astray…to dances?Â Campus ministries are certainly not a bad thing, inherently.Â But like any institution, it probably wouldn’t hurt occasionally to turn the focus internal.

And yes, we know there’s no such thing as a female engineering major.Â They all become elementary school teachers, right?