My cook’s 4 year old is spoilt as her mother had her late. We all spoil her cos she was born with a resting bitch face so she scares us.



She follows her mum everywhere so l insist she leave her with me. She starts gloriously wailing as per usual.



So l ask her if she hates me

This stops her mid wail as she looks at me in confusion.



I asked again, do you hate me Opeyemi? She said no, I lost everyone she loves in the house and ask same question.



She shakes her head vigorously



So why are you weeping to be left with us l ask.



She has no answer ..

You know your mama is coming back right? I ask.



She nods.



Then l tell her crying makes us feel bad cos we love her and if she’s afraid her mama won’t come back she can tell me and we’ll FaceTime her.



We 👊🏽on a biscuit deal and that was that.



4 year olds are not fully mad 😛