This video of professional ventriloquist Donald Trump doing that thing where he talks out of his rectum and makes it look like it’s coming from his mouth costars Dr. Deborah Birx, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Chris Christie, Paul Ryan, Melania Trump, Shinzo Abe, Buzz Aldrin, Emmanuel Macron, Queen Elizabeth II, Nancy Pelosi, and more.

It’s courtesy of The Atlantic.

Enjoy:

When Trump was just a barely lucid mound of semi-sentient monkey poop coffee beans, this kind of thing was a bit funnier. Now that we’re in the middle of a pandemic and Trump’s brainstorming is dropping fat frogs on people’s windshields, it’s a bit less amusing.

But, hey, we have to laugh at something, right?

I may continue to watch this until I fall into a trance, eventually entering an impossible, phantasmagoric, otherworldly reality where Hillary Clinton is president and almost no one drank Clorox this weekend. That’s a Pollyannish worldview, I know, but one can dream. “Imagine there’s no MAGA, it’s easy if you try …”

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.