Dr. Syntaxfree has no PhD and shouldn't call himself a "doctor", but does so for amusement value anyway. An unemployed (ok, graduate student) econopundit by day, he's been progressively obsessed about Haskell to the point he often can't fathom not working on it. A jack-of-many-trades, he has an unusual CS background in that he knows no imperative programming at all, he hopes to be both helpful to those less knowledgeable than him and illustrative to the really smart people trying to understand the mentality of a common man trying to tackle functional programming.