My summer santa, knowing my enjoyment of minecraft, sent along a nice pair of action figures. They really spoke to me, in more ways than one. "Merge ussssssss", they said. I shouldn't have listened. I should have known what sort of eldritch horrors were waiting to be released. It's too late for me now, but you can still save yourselves! Run, before t̗̟̞͈͎̳̀́͝h͕̦͉̀ͅe̡̲̞̜̩̳͓̱̬y̸̢̪͖ e̢̞̺͉͉̻̲͕̼͖̓̿̑n̚҉̸͙̲̠̩̲̭s̰̞̪̰̑ͨ̇̈́ͬ̽̽n̛̠̹̣̙̙̝͔ͯ͒ͨ̚ȃ̸̜͖̘̯̳̜͉͢r̵̢͌̿͆ͣ̅ͧͩ̓͏̹̙̣̪ḙ̻͙͚̬̖̫͉͋̄͋́ ̨̪̼͉ͩ͝ͅy̭̲̬̖͍̿̒ͤo͖̥͍͍ͬͯ̄ͫ̓̾̔͜u̱͖̘̾ͣ̐ͩ̍̄ͤ̑̕ t̡҉̣̥̘̠̟̪͙̲̫̖ò̢̨̜͙̹̪̱̘̗̭̗̘̜͍̱͔̜͇͘͟ͅo̵̢̗͖͈̗̯͚͚͢ͅͅ!̧́͞҉̖̠͍̣̲̗̠̜͇̥̞̣̬̫͍̞̮!̫͕̠̞̲͔͈̙͕̯̳̰̱͙̤̱̖̪͞͠!́͢͏͉̯͔̰̫̦̬̮͍̪̖̝͈̙̀͢ ҉̷̲̦̗͇̳͖̜b҉̢͉͓͕̙͉̣͙͈̖̜̩̭̭̳̯̜͓̩̥l̸̡̻͙͉̖̫a̷̴̟̻̟̲̹̰͎͞r̶̢̧̲̹̼g̛҉̼̼͇͉̝̹̖͎a̧͍͚̘͚͓͈̬̪̞̠̞̰͎̜̹̕̕͞ͅͅr̸̥͍̣͍̦͍͖̤̥̰̠̰̳h͏̢͓̥̥̹g̵̸͍̪̥̞͓͓̦̦̖͡ͅͅͅl̨̜̗̤͍̳̤͇̖̤̭͚͔͕̩͚̼͕̀̕͟͜h̵̢̜̞̰̱͖͕̱̗͙̗á̴̗̮̣̯̭l̸̡̻͔̣̼͕̻̤͘