Adelaide Crow tragic Nick Lewis has boldly shifted his primary allegiance from the Adelaide Crows men’s team to the AFLW Crows after a stunning preliminary final victory over the cats.

Speaking after the Men’s team lost in pathetic fashion to an undermanned Hawks team, Lewis said that he admired the way the girls played for each other, and had a forward line wiling to play in front.

“No word of a lie, I think some of the girls would have been more effective than Tex yesterday.”

Lewis has seen enough. In the same minute that he microwaved his 2019 Season ticket, he was on the phone to the club asking if he could be signed up as a member of the Women’s team.

“Forget gender equality. The boys are shithouse. In 2019 it’s a women’s world fellas.”