A man rammed his car into a crowd

Killing himself and five other people

He was drunk

He wasn’t drunk

The people didn’t die

It wasn’t his car

The man was blind

He was told at gunpoint to drive the car

He wasn’t blind

He drove the car while holding the gun

He shot two other people in the crowd

After he had just robbed a bank

The bank was killing millions of people

There was no crowd

Cars hadn’t been invented yet

Neither had the horse and buggy

He didn’t use a gun but a rock

But it was a woman driving the car

Into the crowd of people

She wasn’t old enough to drive

She was running away from a man

The crowd was drunk

The crowd was chasing the girl

The crowd was blind

When they rammed the car into the man.