Ah, my friend. The game of Yahtzee. A great game that has been played by civilizations as far back as time can imagine. The Aztecs used to play Yahtzee to pass the time between human sacrifices. A game of our forefathers. Yahtzee is a game that is protected thanks to the Bill of Rights. But I digress.

Yahtzee actually does not require a dice at all. All you need are the following:

1. A tiny metal top hat and battleship

2. 2 decks of playing cards

3. A sand timer

4. Cilalis

5. A hot potato and bubble gum, bubble gum, in a dish

Have fun, and remember, this is the game that Julius Caesar played at the funeral of Pope John Paul II