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The Downfall of Hawk - Recently, hawk dev has been greedy with money and it has caused much turmoil to the Hawk game.

The Downfall of Hawk

00:00 - 00:03 Boss! We have a problem!

00:04 - 00:05 Russians, Asians and Europeans...

00:05 - 00:07 They all have uninstalled Hawk!

00:08 - 00:12 They have requested massive refunds!

00:12 - 00:15 We now have zero players in Europe.

00:17 - 00:19 That's okay! We still have Americans..

00:19 - 00:21 ...and pilots playing in Africa and Australia.

00:24 - 00:26 Umm, Boss.......

00:27 - 00:28 The Americans....

00:31 - 00:33 Americans, both continents, they have all quit!

00:34 - 00:36 even Africans and Australians; all gone.

00:53 - 00:58 Those of you who are not money-grabbing DEVs, please leave the room.

01:13 - 01:15 I TOLD YOU IT IS GOING TO FAIL!!

01:15 - 01:17 YOU ALL FUCKING SAW FB FEEDBACK BUT STILL FAILED!

01:18 - 01:23 I WARNED YOU GUYS WHEN YOU STARTED THE FUCKING MONEY-GRABBING LUCK BOX PLANES!

01:25 - 01:28 BUT WHAT DO YOU FUCKING DO?!!

01:29 - 01:31 YOU FUCKED UP MORE BY DECREASING ODs!

01:31 - 01:34 AND I THINK, "THERE'S NO POSSIBLE FUCKING WAY--"

01:34 - 01:37 "THEY CAN TOP IT!" BUT WHAT DO YOU DO?!

01:37 - 01:40 YOU FIND A WAY, DAMN IT, TO TOP IT! IDIOTS!

01:40 - 01:42 SIR, ISN'T THE POINT TO MAKE THE GAME HARDER?

01:42 - 01:46 YES, IDIOT BUT IT SHOULD NOT LOSE PILOTS' INTEREST!

01:46 - 01:48 SIR, BUT WE DID ADD MORE CONTENT TO THE GAME!

01:48 - 01:52 YOU TAKE THOSE CONTENT AND SHOVE 'EM UP YOUR BUTT!

01:53 - 01:54 NEW CONTENTS ARE NOT INTERESTING!

01:56 - 01:57 THEY ARE REPETITIVE JERK-OFFS

01:57 - 02:00 AND ROBBING OUR PILOTS RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF CRYSTALS!

02:00 - 02:03 UPDATES ARE MORE GARBAGE THAN EA'S SUPRISE MECHANICS

02:04 - 02:08 ..AND WHAT'S WITH THE BOXES IN THE SHOPS?!

02:08 - 02:13 TO ME, YOU GUYS HAVE COME UP WITH....

02:14 - 02:16 THE DUMBEST IDEA THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD!!

02:17 - 02:21 HOW WOULD THESE MAKE THE GAME BETTER?!

02:27 - 02:29 We must stop this madness.

02:30 - 02:34 This game means so much to me!

02:34 - 02:36 I created this game, damnit!

02:41 - 02:42 It is disappointing to do

02:43 - 02:47 WHAT YOU ALL HAVE DONE TO OUR PILOTS!

02:48 - 02:53 TO BETRAY THEM WITH THEIR HARD-EARNED MONEY!

02:54 - 02:56 YOU ALL SHOULD EARN IT IN A FAIR WAY!

02:56 - 02:59 QUIT BEING CUCKFAGS, DAMNIT!!

03:00 - 03:02 YOU WILL ALL NEED TO MAKE ADJUSTMENTS QUICKLY!

03:04 - 03:07 Do not cry, child. At least you're not one of them.

03:14 - 03:16 This is our last chance, bois

03:19 - 03:23 We should bring back the crystals in the bro shop

03:25 - 03:26 Remove power requirements

03:31 - 03:33 The trick is to make the game more fair

03:40 - 03:46 Make the game enjoyable without the constant cash-grab and nerfing!

03:46 - 03:49 Otherwise, we will not make it.