[ Hyperventilating ] So, these guysmade fun of your weight and made you feel ashamed? [ Haltingly ] Yes,I was just trying to do my job as a food critic,and they all ganged up on me and said I was fat. All right, why don't you take meback to what happened. I was in the locker room... And I was in my underwear,and these kids walked by. Then I looked in the mirror, and I thoughtI looked kind of ripped, and so I asked one of the kids if he would take a pictureof m-me, and he did. And I looked at the picture,and I looked pretty ripped, so later at home, I put thepicture up on my Yelp account, and I typed in,"Don't I look ripped?" And I thought peoplewould be stoked on me. Then this morning,I saw the comments on Twitter, and some people c-called menames and said I wasn't ripped, and they said I was fat,and I didn't have muscles. Internet m-m-made fu-fun of meand [Hyperventilating] [ Sniffs, clears throat ] Well, Eric,maybe you shouldn't have put a picture of you in yourunderwear up on social media -- Hey! You gota [bleep] problem, Mackey?! N-no, P.C. Principal! Because body shaming is[bleep] serious, and I'm not gonna allowthat shit in my school! Nobody should have to feelthat kind of shame.

[ Register beeping ] Okay, sir, looks likeyour total is $37.83. All right. Okay, and would you liketo add a dollar donation to help hungry kidsaround the world? [ Quietly ] Oh, uh, no,th-that's okay. Sorry?I'm -- I'm good. I'm sorry, you don't want togive the dollar to hungry kids? Not today, thank you.Okay, no problem. [ Register beeping ] Window's gonna come upand ask if you're helpingthe hungry kids. Just hit "No, I'm not." Oh, come on. [ Beep ]Try hitting it again. It's the boxbelow the one that says, "Sure, I'd love to helphowever I can." [ Beeping ] Ah, darn thing.Sorry. Most people give the dollar.I can do this manually. [ Register beeping ] Look, I give money to charitya lot, okay? Oh, sure you do. I do! I just don't want toevery time I shop for food. That's completelyunderstandable. "Have customer speak on the" --Oh, okay. If you can just speakinto the voice decoder and say, "I'm not giving anythingto the hungry kids." [ Microphone crackles ] [ Echoing ] I'm not givinganything to the hungry kids. [ Feedback ] Okay, that's got it. So, with the ice cream,the vodka, pizza pockets, and nothing for hungry kids,that's $37.83. [ Cash register beeps,change clinks ] [ Snarkily ]Oh, don't forget your change. Look, if I gave money every time I wentgrocery shopping, I would be -- Thanks for shopping, sir.Next, please. Dick.

[ Sniffling ] You probably heardthat Eric here has been dealing withsome body shaming. Uh-huh. Well, Eric and Ihave been talking, and we've decidedit's probably best for him to get off of social media. Yeah, probably. So, what we're looking foris a student volunteer. Somebody who canput the things Eric wants up on the Internet for him, and also filter throughall the comments and make it moreof a safe space for him. Wait, what? I said you were perfectbecause you're really good at getting all your schoolworkdone on time, s-s-so you'd probably doa really good job. You want me to run Cartman'sTwitter and Yelp account and only give himthe good comments? That's right.No. [ Sniffles,hyperventilating ] Kyle, you knowwhat body shaming is, right? How much it can hurtsomeone's life? All you have to dois check out all the comments, type out just the positive ones,and give that to Eric on paper. If he doesn't likewhat people say on Twitter, he can get off. [ Whimpering ] Okay, Kyle,well maybe you'd like two weeks detentioninstead. [ Sniffling ] Give me --Give me detention. You sure about that?Yeah, I'll takethe detention. That's two weeks detentionfor you, bud. I'll see you at 4:00. And when we said someoneshould probably help Eric by filtering outany negative comments, he mentioned you by name. Is this a joke? I'm not a joke! Nothing funny about this,Testaberger. This is a big problemin our country. I'm not doing it. And that's two weeks detentionfor you. Congratulations. And so any commentsthat seem inappropriate or hurtful in any way,you need to delete and not includein your daily report to Eric. I wanted someone smartand hardworking! Do I gotta?You want detention? Well, if I get detention,I'll get grounded. Then you start today. Butters, it's your job tomake sure Eric has a safe space.

Oh, no, my -- my fault. Isn't it greathaving a Whole Foods? This is whereI come for lunch every day. Got to eat healthyto stay fit. Oh, shit. It's that guy. And how are youtoday, sir? Great. Uh, listen,before you ring me up, I just want to let you know I'm not gonna be givingextra money to charity, so can we --can we just skip that part? Oh, no problem, sir. They've updated the system soit's a lot more streamlined now. Find everythingyou need today? Yeah, thanks. There we go,and that's... Okay,and would you like to give a dollarto hungry kids today? No, I said no before. Oh, that's right. Okay, there's a pictureof a little hungry boy. Will you just presson his belly? BOY: Owww! Owwwww! Okay, that's got it. So, with the no helpfor hungry kids, that's $18.87. Out of $20... [ Register beeping,change clinks ] Your change isright there. Just pull out the sandwichout of the little girl's mouth. This is notstreamlined. It's just the newchange dispenser, sir. [ Grunting ] I -- I-I can't... Yeah, she's a hungry one.You got to pull hard. [ Straining ] The sandwich isn'tcoming out. Try putting your footon her face. Ugh. Have a nice day, sir! I was havinga nice day.

There you are. You havemy social-media comments? Yeah.Yeah, right here. I just finishedthis morning. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's nice.Oh, great. This is allthe Twitter comments? Yeah, and people commentingon your Yelp page starts here. Okay, nice.Oh ni-- Oh, very enthusiastic.This is so great! Oh, Kyle! You thought me having someoneedit my social media would make me look stupid? You should see all the commentsI'm getting. People are actuallyreally stoked on me now. It's a pretty brutal job siftingthrough all that darkness.

In orderto better understand the negative affectsof body shaming we have -- Hey, Leslie,put a [bleep] sock in it!! We have a guest speaker today who will challenge ourperceptions of physical beauty. So, please welcome action starand hero Steven Seagal. [ Rock music playing ] SEAGAL: You got a problem with me? I'm your worst nightmare. I have no fear of death. More important, I don't fear life. [ Explosion ] [ Sniffling ] [ Haltingly ]I'm a big action-movie star, and people arepretty stoked on me. And then I put a pictureof myself up on the Internet, and I had my shirt off,and I said, "Do you think I'm ripped?"and some people commented saying I didn't look ripped,that I was fat, and they called meSteven SeBoomBoom, and so then I putanother picture on the Internet, and I thoughtpeople would be stoked on me, but they said I looked likea fat turd, and they said I wasn't buff. [ Hyperventilating, sobbing ] Body shaming isn't cool, and if p-people shame youon the Internet, you have to make surethat you stay -- you stay strong, and tell everyone you're proudof how you look. Like this. [ Cheryl Lynn's"To Be Real" playing ] ♪ What you find, ahh ♪ What you feel now Hey, Seagal. Listen, that wasa really amazing talk you gave to the kids. [ Sniffling ]Thank you. I can see that you'rein a lot of pain, bro. I've got someonewho I think can help. So, I want youto do for Mr. Seagal the same thing that you're doingfor Eric Cartman. But P.C. Principal,I really don't have time. This man took the timeto come to your school and help spreadbody-shaming awareness! I think you can give hima little of your time! Yes, sir.

[ Register beeping ] Find everythingyou needed today? Yes. Okay, looks likeyour total comes to $37.98. Would you like to give a dollarto help feed hungry kids? Yes, I would liketo give a dollar. You want to givea dollar? Yes, I will. Oh, wow! Okay! So, that's$10 for the beer, $4.20 inchocolate-covered peanuts, $26 in filet mignons, and $1 for hungry kidsaround the world. On amount of donation,it will say $10, $20, or $50. Can you just pressthe $1 box? [ Alarms blaring,bells dinging ] Attention shoppers! Somebody just joinedthe one-dollar club! Giving one whole dollarto help feed hungry children! Here's your T-shirt! [ Camera shutter clicks ] Oh, won't the kidsbe thrilled when they gettheir piece of that big,impressive dollar! ♪ For he'sa jolly good fellow ♪ ♪ For he'sa jolly good fellow ♪ ♪ For he'sa jolly good fellooow ♪[ Sniffling ] ♪ He ended world hunger [ Sobs ]

[ Keys clacking ] [ Retches ] Oh God, that's terrible.Jesus. Yeah, no,I'm telling you, Tracy, it's the greatestthing ever. I'm getting all my Twitterand Instagram comments on paper, and the nasty mean stuffall gets edited out. Oh, my God. Ugh. Yeah!And the coolest thing? Ever since I startedusing this service, all my followers are actuallyway more stoked on me! So cool, right?! CARTMAN: Butters!Aah! What the hell is this?! The last report you gave mehas a comment that says, "This picture of youburned my eyes, fatso." I'm sorry, Eric. I-I guessit slipped through the cracks. I'm overloadedwith all the new people. What new people? I've got Demi Lovatoto take care of now, and Lena Dunham just puta picture of her asshole on Twitter and wantsonly the positive comments. Dude [bleep] Demi Lovato.She's [bleep] hot. She's notbeing fat shamed. Am so!But I don't care. People just have to acceptmy body the way it is. Butters, I want this fixedby tonight. You got that? Okay, Eric.

♪ How sweet the sound This is a placewhere hope is scarce. These people are hungry. ♪ That saved a wretch like me Little Jo Jo heremight not eat today. But does that meanit's okay for cashiers to ask us for money whilewe're in the checkout line? It isn't right,and it isn't fair. ♪ I once was lost Just 2 dollars a day adds upto 62 goddamn dollars a month if you go to Whole Foodsas much as I do. ♪ But now I'm found Nobody should have to feelthe shame, the humiliation, of being asked to add moneyonto their grocery bill. ♪ Was blind but now I see Help now. Let's make grocerystores a safe space for all. Together, we can make adifference. Because charity shaminghurts everyone. ♪ 'Twas grace

it's plus-sized modelswho challenge the idea of what makes a woman beautiful. These ladies are gonna be partof a big ad campaign for plus-sized lingerie,and we want make sure they're protectedfrom any harassing comments. Do I have to, sir? Hey, they're gonna beputting themselves out there, and all I'm asking you to dois go through their social media and delete the two or threecomments that are mean. P.C. Principal,I don't think you quite realize how much negative stuffI have to sift through. I know it's a lot,but I just really need you to helpthese plus-sized models. And Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel, too?! Look, bro, You've done anamazing job with Eric Cartman. You have reallyturned his life around, and other people deserveto be as happy as he is.

♪ Everyone likes meand thinks I'm great ♪ ♪ In my safe spaaace ♪ My safe space ♪ People don't judge meand haters don't hate ♪ ♪ In my safe space ♪ Your safe space ♪ Bully-proof windows,troll-safe doors ♪ ♪ Nothing but kindnessin here ♪ ♪ You might call me a pussy ♪ But I won't hear youin my safe space ♪ ♪ My safe space ♪ Bully-proof windows ♪ If you do not like me,you are not allowed ♪ ♪ In my safe space ♪ My safe space ♪ Look and you will seethere's a very select crowd ♪ ♪ In your safe space ♪ My safe space ♪ People that support memixed in with ♪ ♪ More people that support meand say nice things ♪ ♪ Rainbows all around me ♪ There is no shamein my safe space ♪ ♪ My safe space ♪ Bully-proof windows [ Villainous music plays ] ♪ I am going to tear downyour safe space ♪ ♪ Brick by brick,I shall smash it with glee ♪ What? Who is that? ♪ You cannot stop mefrom getting inside ♪ ♪ I am cold and I am hardand my name... ♪ ♪ is Reality Oh, no, not Reality!Somebody stop him! I'll take care of him, Demi!Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew! [ Rock music playing ]♪ You can't ruin our lives,Reality ♪ ♪ Our safe spacewill keep you out ♪ Drat! ♪ We can face almost anything ♪ But Reality,we can do without ♪ [ Piano music resumes ]Noooo! ♪ Bully-proof windows ♪ Troll-safe doors ♪ My safe spaaaaaace That was nice.

All right, thanks!Have a great day. Good afternoon, sir. Oh, hello. You might knowSteven Seagal. You want toplay with me? And this is Vin Diesel. Oh, hello, gentlemen! It'd be...a really bad idea for you tocharity shame me today. These guys are hereto protect my safe space. That's great! [ Humming ] ♪ This little piggywent to market ♪ ♪ This little piggystayed home ♪ ♪ This little piggy wasin "Fast and the Furious" ♪ [ Sniffling, crying ] ♪ And this little piggygoes direct to cable ♪ [ Crying ] And this little piggyjust bought $53 in beerand frozen pizzas! Would you like to makea dollar donation to hungry kids today?

♪ How sweet the sound Look around you.What do you see? People who are slim, skinny. ♪ That saved a wretch like me But not everyone can havenice bodies like them. Just imagine it -- Puttingyour pictures up on Twitter just to have some people writecomments about your weight. It happens.All too often. But it doesn't stop there. ♪ I once was lost People also can be shamed forother traits viewed as negative. Mike here was shamedfor not being a good recycler. ♪ But now am found And so, together, we havecreated "Shameless America." ♪ Was blind but now I see So no one is ever labeled... Tubby. Bad with tools. Dyke. Butter, butterdirty line-cutter. ♪ 'Twas grace that taught Let's work together to createa completely shameless America. ♪ My heart to fear Because shaminghurts everyone.

[ Insects chirping, owl hoots ] "Hey, Demi Lovato,I bet your vagina has a" -- Oh -- oh, God... [ Retching ]Oh, that's ter-- horrible! [ Vomits ] [ Groans, coughs ] Geez. Delete. Delete that, too. "I'd like to stick my wiener inthose fat rolls of" -- Oh God! Delete. "You aren't fat,but my dick is." Oh, God. Ha ha!Aaaah! So, you're the one tryingto destroy me, eh? What?! You little shit!Keep me out, will you?! I don't know you, sir! You can't stop me! I'm going to kill you! Butters!What are you doing!? W-well, the man!The man is gonna get me! And somechocolate-covered almonds...

Yeah, I'm --I'm a little tired becauseI'm actually hosting a [Louder] huge fundraiserfor my charity organization. That I'm sort ofthe head of. That's great, sir.Ice-cream sandwiches... Yeah, we're gonna raisea lot of money. Celebrities are coming. Demi Lovato has given $100,000for the event. Wonderful.Rotisserie chicken... Oh yep, got to havethat Frank's Hot Sauce. I just thought, you know,a fundraiser dinner was sort of the appropriateplace to ask for donations. That's great, sir. Okay, your total's $37.85. And would you liketo give a dollar to help put a hamsterthrough college? What?! Did you not hearanything I said?! I'm -- I'm doingall this stuff! Not a problem, sir. If you could just pressthe "No" button, and tell the little hamsterhe's not going to college. [ Hamster squeaking ] Just look himright in the eye, sir, and say,"Not today, buddy." Actually,my big fundraising gala is helping put hamstersthrough college, too. Oh, really? Wow! Did you hear that, Banjo?!You've got support! Well you havea nice day sir, and thank you so muchfor being so generous. You're welcome.

what people on the Internet saidabout my dick pic? Everyone'spretty stoked on it. There's more than two peopleon the Internet! BUTTERS: The man! The man,the man, the man, the man! The man!He's gonna get me! He follows me everywhere! Did you see the man?! Butters,what are you doing?! He's gonna get me! Dude, Butters,you're seeing things! Sifting throughall the horrible stuff people say on the Internetis making you lose it. The world is darkness!The man is coming! Dude, Butters! And what color isthe little ball the kittensare playing with? Run for your lives,you little [bleep] The man is coming![ Children scream ] Butters,listen to my voice. The man is gonna get meif I don't stop. Then stop, dude. Butters,all this isn't worth it. Just takethe detention, dude. Yaaaah!

All right, everyone,thanks for coming to help raise moneyto stop shaming [quietly] and put hamstersthrough college. What'd he say? And now a woman who knowsabout shaming firsthand, supermodel Gigi Hadid. All right,everyone enjoying themselves? How's that filet mignon? Good! Really nice!Great! You know, we're all herefor a really important reason. Because everyone should havea safe space wherever they go... Randy! Randy,we've got a problem.What? ...But of course,that takes a lot of effort...Reality's here.He's trying to crash the party. ...and a lot of resources.Reality?!Who let him in?! Shit! Our hope is thatwith your donation -- Ooh, nice wine, huh? What do you think of that? You know what I thinkof your pretty flowers? There you go!How do you like that? All right,buddy, let's go. I shit on all of you! Seagal! [bleep] you [bleep] you[bleep] you [bleep] you[bleep] you! Give me that,you stupid bitch. What a lovely charity event.I suppose you're all feeling pretty good about yourselves,hmmm? What have you done? You've raised $300by spending $500,000 on Filet Mignonand crystal glasses. Look at you.Vin Dipshit You say fat shaming is wrong, so in responseyou show off your abs. You're the one fat shaming,idiot! What's the matterwith you people? You're sad that people are mean? Well, I'm sorry, the world isn't one big liberal-artscollege campus! We eat too much. We takeour spoiled lives for granted. Feel a little bad about itsometimes. No, you want to put allyour shit up on the Internet and have every single personsay, "Hooray for you!" [bleep] you.You're all pricks. And I've got news for you. While you've been sitting heretrying to feel good, the little boywho sucked all your shit is about to die from it! What? [ Monitor beeping steadily ] Oh, my God. What have we done? Jesus.I-I didn't even think... I guess...I asked too much of one kid. [ Cries ] Listen, everybody... I think there's a way to try andmake this right for everyone. ♪ Amazing grace