Of all the things you could use to build your very own Darth Vader, sex toys aren’t the first objects that spring to mind.

Unless you happen to be porn star Kayla-Jane Danger, that is – who appears to have decided that what the Star Wars universe is really lacking is a seven-foot model of the Sith Lord constructed entirely out of, er, marital aids.

The result? This mind-boggling reconstruction of Darth that is – how shall we put this – a bit heavy on the dildos.


The accompanying ‘how did they do that’ clip (which isn’t entirely safe for work, by the way) features Kayla-Jane and her cohorts initially engaged in a serious discussion about the materials they will need (butt plugs and ‘some translucent dildos for the lightsabre’ a must, apparently).



They subsequently head to sex shop Lion’s Den to stock up on the above – not to mention other bizarre looking things you won’t find in your local corner shop.

Still, their efforts seem to have paid off – with the results looking a little like this:

Yes, that light sabre is made of what you think it’s made of…(Picture: Wood Rocket/YouTube)

Darth Vibrader, as it’s known, ultimately comprises around 300 vibrators and assorted other sex shop goods – and yes, that lightsabre is made entirely of Rabbits:

Just…no. (Picture: Wood Rocket/YouTube)

Kayla-Jane certainly seems pleased with her efforts, as she tells viewers: ‘May the Force be in you.’

Er, thanks…?

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