"Slapping a girl across the face isn’t just about hurting her, it’s a kind of neg. It says, 'I can crush you like an insect, but you aren’t worth the effort.' It’s a tacit acknowledgment that she’s weaker than you, beneath you, and if she crosses you again, you’ll put her in the hospital. You treat her like she’s a child throwing a temper tantrum, not an equal."

As I often like to point out, she may be physically weaker than you, but you have to sleep sometime buddy. My suggestion to her would be to go out, buy herself a nice shiny aluminum baseball bat and the next time you slap her she can wake your stupid ass up with a baseball bat to the kneecap. If she's smart, she'll give you a few more shots for good measure and explain to you that that is your one fucking warning and that the next time you so much as look at her the wrong way you won't wake the fuck up.

"Like I said already, you should NOT hit women, not unless you want to end up in jail."

If the threat of jail is the only reason you have not to hit a woman then you've either never come across a woman who will hand your ass to you should you try it, or you've never run across the very large number of men who will do just that to you for hitting a woman.

Jail, in other words, is the least of your reasons why you should keep your hands to yourself.

"But the principle still stands. Women should be terrorized by their men; it’s the only thing that makes them behave better than chimps."

You're lucky I don't know where you live, asshole.