We present you here a collection of some of the worst and best Tinder opening lines or Best Tinder Pick Up Lines we’ve ever seen on Tinder. You guys must have known by now what Tinder is all about? Tinder is one of the most popular and hottest dating apps right now. Tinder is basically an online matchmaking or blind-dating mobile app with a simple model providing location-based service dedicated to social discovery.

The application connects with users’ Facebook or Instagram profiles to provide pictures and ages for other users to view. Using GPS technology, users can set a specific radius, and they will have the option to match with anyone that is within that distance. It matches people who like each other, thereby reducing the chances of rejection.

If you’re like tens of thousands of others across the world, looking for hookups, relationships, or just someone to talk or have quick sex try out this amazing app. If you are on Tinder or using Tinder app regularly, then you must know the importance of an opening line.</ br>

The best and funniest Tinder Pickup Lines:

# I’m really into music so is it ok if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?

# Well, Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.

# Cute pics… What are you up to?

# Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

# You look like a female version of Nicholas Cage.

# I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.

# I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Jesus.

# You have a good web-surfing stance.

# Oh hey, Lauren.

# Hey, I’m new in town.

# Hey, what’s up? Dang! You are cute!

# Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized

# Do you consider yourself a feminist? Why/why not?

# Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

# Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel.

# You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

# If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds.

# I like pizza.

# funny tinder pickup linesYou’re really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.# I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.# We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?# Serious question…how good of a cook are you?# Are you into guys who are tall, dark, and handsome? Are you into guys who are handsome, athletic, and charming? # Are you into guys who are intelligent, sexy, and funny?# A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fa1ke and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”# Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.# Come here or my d*ck will start CUMING for you!# Serious question: Would you rather give up coffee or orgasms?# Are you one of those girls who takes forever to do her hair and makeup, or does it just look that way?# I’m not sure how the Tinder dating protocol works so I’m assuming this is the part where I say, “So where are you from? What do you do? What’s your favorite color?”# Should we start the quiz of interview questions to get to know each other so one day we can meet in person? Soooo, what’s your favorite color? Where are you from? # And what do you do?# If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go, I can take you places you haven’t ever been before.# What’s up to Haley what are you up to Sunday night?# What’s the biggest moving muscle in a woman’s body makes My cock!# I’m bigger and better than the Titanic … only 200 women went down on the Titanic.# Let’s playhouse…you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!

# The word for tonight is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word?

# We like each other’s faces. Let’s do something about it.

# Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.

# May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

# Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

# Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you’re made from the best stuff on earth?

# Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

# The prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder.

# You think Ben Franklin tried tying other stuff to a kite before the key thing worked? Just sitting their strapping waffles to a kite… what an idiot.

# Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’ but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

# If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer, ” if you got the energy”.

# Do you believe in love at first swipe?

# My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

# You must be the cause of global warming because you’re hot!

# Those bo*bs look very heavy… can I hold them for you?

# Let’s play circus, first sit on my face I’ll guess ur weight and Let’s eat the difference

# How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut!

# That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

# You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

# I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

# You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

# I’m not Fred Flintstone but I can definitely make your bed rock!

# I wanna get all hot and sweaty and listen to you breathe hard… so, you wanna go running?

# Do you want me to hit you with a corny pickup line or can we skip that

# What’s a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?

# It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

# If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

# I Have Raisins How Bout a Date

# The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

# Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.

# I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

# Let’s get married.

# Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast

# It’s gonna be a legend, wait for it. (And I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!

# Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!

# If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one

# Are you into fitness?

# You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

# Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

# Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.

# Want to trade pickup lines?? If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

# Which is easier? You get into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

# Hey girl, I saw you on Tinder

# I’ve had a crush on you for years

# Excuse me, did you just fart?

# How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

# Will you be my girlfriend? I left out the cause you’ll get that later!

# I named my dick “the truth” cause bitches can’t handle it!

# I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

# I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

# Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

# You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.

# Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.

# Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Haley, Rebecca, John, Mike, etc.) on Tinder?

# That rack though.

# Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

# How are you doing? I hope you watch Friends lol.

# Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?

# I’m going to skip the small talk. Top five list of your favorite condiments.

# How many fingers are too many.

# What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci-Fi channel?

# I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.

# Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

# You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.

# Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

# Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face.

# Hope you like cheesy pickup lines, because if you were a fruit you’d be a pineapple.

# On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.

# Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number, bank account, and social security number.

# Finally, I found a Girl like you.

# Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

# I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!

# Single mother of 1? Want to be a single mother of 2?

# How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy?

# I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

# Hey, what’s going on? Hey, what’s going on? Hey, what’s going on?

# Do you want to see my best pick up line?

# You seem pretty cool. How’s it going?

# You look like trouble (Created by Mike from Danger & Play)

# Sweet baby Jesus! Tell your parents good job)

# Looks like we both at least have one good thing going for us…great taste ha.

# Are you a Middle Eastern dictator? Because there is a political uprising in my pants.

# Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?

# Do you believe in love at first swipe?

# You’ll never love yourself half as much as I love you.

# I have been meaning to ask, do you have any experience raising chickens?

# Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?

# There’s a party in my pants and your invited.

# The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

# I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.

# What’s your favourite silverware?..because I like to spoon!

# Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Bethesda?

# Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you.

# Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?

# On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight

# Hey cutie how’s it going?

# Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?

# Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

# Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!

# I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics

# Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

# How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

# Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.

# My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!

# Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder,

# So I think we should screw.

# We would make sexy babies.

# I’m going to have s*x with you later, so you might as well be there!

# Some men go around telling women they have an eight-inch p*nis; I’d never shortchanged myself like that!

# The last woman I was with said, “Kiss me where it stinks.” So, I drove her to New Jersey.

# Can I park my car in your garage? It’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.

# I may not be able to knock bottom, but I’ll scrape the sh1t out of the sides!

# My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

# I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.

# Smile, if you want to have sex with me.

# I have a tongue like an anteater; want to go to the zoo?

# How much do your clothes cost? (Woman says “Why do you want to know?”) Cause I`ll need to know how much to pay you back after I rip them off.!

# Wanna make like Scarface and say hello to my little friend

# Your br*asts remind me of Mount Rushmore….my face should be among them.

# Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

# Your a*s is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?

# Looks don’t matter, I’ll just wrap you in a flag and f**k you for glory.

# You’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl

# I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.

# I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

# I’d be your Prince Charming if you be my Tinderella

# I’d tell you a joke about pizza but its kinda cheesy.

# I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.

# I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.

# I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship.

# I think this is love at first tinder.

# Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.

# I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Jesus

# Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

# Do you want to hook-up? I mean hang out.

# Do you work at build-a-bear? Cuz I’d stuff you.

# Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?

# Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

# I have a feeling that you’re trouble# I have a feeling that you like trouble/assholes

# I’ve had sex with -1 girl. Wanna get me back to even?

# Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

# If you were the new burger at McDonald’s you would be the McGorgeous!

# You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.”

# Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

# Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the room instantly became beautiful.

# If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?

# Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

# I usually don’t follow the first night but for you, I’ll make an exception.

# I’m not drunk, baby…I’m just intoxicated by you.

# I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.

# Are you ok? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

# Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

# Can I borrow a quarter? [What for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.

# Do you have a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes.

# Is your personality as angelic as your hair?

# Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you’re in the bone zone!

# Like your picture.

# I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

# You know what I like in a girl? [What?] My d*ck.

# Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?

# Who cares about celebrities? You’re the only star in my Twitterverse.

# Hey, is that a keg in your pants? Cause I’d sure love to tap THAT a*s!

# I would tell you a joke about my p*nis….buts it is too long.

# The prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder

# You don’t know how many times I’ve had to swipe left to find you.

# You make me wish I weren’t gay!

# You look like trash, may I take you out?

# Walk up to a female and look at her crotch then look at her face back to crotch to face and say “Are you gonna eat that?”

# Baby, I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses, one leg over each ear.

# Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.

# If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors..don’t be alarmed, babyqirl..you are just in my heart

# Beauty is only skin deep; a huge c*ck goes much deeper.

# Do you cum here, often?

# Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.

# As long as you need a place to sit, you’ll always have my face.

# There is much fish in the sea but you’re the only one that’s caught my eye

# When I’m older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

# Wanna see my third leg?

# Wanna do something that rhymes with truck?

# Do you know the difference between my p*nis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!

# I’m not a d*ck in real life, but I’ll play one in your v*gina tonight!

# It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

# God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs, and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.

# This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen; until I met you.

# You shall be my Wife.

# I now believe in Angels. Do you believe in fate?

# I’ve had a crush on you for years Finally I found a Girl like you

# We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

# What are the chances I see you naked tonight?

# You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

# What is long and hard, and right behind you?

# You know, you might be asked to leave soon.

# You’re making the other women look really bad.

# If I was a robot and you were one too, If I lost a bolt would you give me a screw?

# Wanna Job? It Blows!

# What time do you have to be back in heaven?

# Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

# You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

# You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!

# You got the best smile on tinder. You must use crest.

# You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we’re a match.

# Your so sweet, you’re giving me cavities the only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart

# You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence

# If I was your heart would you let me beat?

# Hey baby, I’m kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

# You might not be a Bulls fan. But I know you felt it when this D Rose.

# Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea

# Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!

# You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

# I’m not skinny, I’m ribbed for your her pleasure I’d hide every chair in the world just so you’d have to sit on my face.

# Are you a raisin? cuz your a raisin my dick. I would tell you a joke about my penis….buts it is too long 😉

# I forgot my blow job at your house, can I come over and get it?

# What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

# Would you dance if I asked you to dance?

Leave us in the comment box below, if you have any other Tinder opening or best Tinder pickup lines that you have heard or used it which is not included in the list. We will try to include them in the list.

Updated on January 31, 2019.