This is a sparkly rubber dildo representing the time vortex with a little Dr. Who TARDIS inside. What on earth (or in outer space) that would do for a woman is beyond me, but I suspect make them feel good and maybe moan a little. Or a lot, I don't know -- I've never handled a dildo before. Unless to sword-fight a friend at the sex store counts, in which case I have so much experience they made me an honorary knight. Sir GW of Peckerton they call me. "Nobody calls you that." But I want them to so bad!

Thanks to Tom, who said he wanted one and I don't blame him. That would look great on display with some lighting effects!