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Goat: What are you eating, Pig? Pig: Just some fried cheese sticks. They're not good for you, but I figure it's okay since I eat them once a week. Goat: Do you have any other once-a-week foods? Pig: Just cheeseburgers, hot dogs, fried chicken, bacon, corndogs, chili cheese fries, sausages, doughnuts, and fried butter on a stick. Moderation is key.