[5:37:50 AM] Brian (Lex) new guy loses a carrier in mai

[5:37:53 AM] Brian (Lex): tfw

[5:38:21 AM] StarConquer212: to mai station campers

[6:10:27 AM] Lich Reaper: lolwhat

[6:13:51 AM] Lich Reaper: sigh

[6:13:56 AM] Lich Reaper: gumby vouch worst vouch

[6:17:53 AM] Lich Reaper: Gumby: "Yo Heverah is a good bro of mine,I personally gaurentee he's not a shitter."

[7:37:32 AM] Faewen: Judy has his blops on that kill

[7:37:34 AM] Faewen: Fwiw

[7:37:36 AM] Faewen: Awox

[7:37:54 AM] StarConquer212: awox or smart killboard padder?

[7:38:15 AM] Faewen: A w o x

[7:38:53 AM] StarConquer212: that could be slander good sir

[7:40:45 AM] Faewen: Judy is a dirty scanner, awoxer and all around rude dude

[7:40:49 AM] Faewen: Scammer

[7:41:32 AM] StarConquer212: lol the court doesn't denies these allegations

[8:14:40 AM] Faewen: Judy will you attone for these crimes

[8:14:40 AM] Faewen: ?

[8:16:19 AM] StarConquer212: Client pleads the Fifth your honor

[9:22:53 AM] Brian (Lex): He needs Paz as his counsel

[9:26:24 AM] Jayarr Altol: R v Mikakka

[9:27:21 AM] Jayarr Altol: Justice Autism Presiding

[9:27:39 AM] Jayarr Altol: On the charge of Scamming, How does your client plead?

[9:56:09 AM] StarConquer212: Not Guilty by plea of involuntary autism your honor

[9:57:24 AM] Faewen: False, I have damning evidence to the contrary

[9:58:08 AM] Faewen: The accused has left a paper trail of his misdeeds in the form of an eve online contract and accompanying conversation logs

[9:58:21 AM] Faewen: Verified as accurate by ccp corporation

[9:58:30 AM] Faewen: Please see attached document one

[9:58:35 AM] Jayarr Altol: Are you making a submission?

[9:58:47 AM] Jayarr Altol: Please pass the submission to the bench.

[9:59:02 AM] StarConquer212: objection leading question, my client is incent until proven guilty by a jury of his pears.

[9:59:15 AM] Jayarr Altol: A jury of his pears?

[9:59:43 AM] Jayarr Altol: Do you wish to keep this as a summary offence or do you want us to go to the great expense of a full trial.

[9:59:54 AM] Jayarr Altol: Keep in mind your clients wishes.

[10:03:22 AM] StarConquer212: The defense argues on the basis of extreme autism bordering on candidate for ward of the state of Adversity. As such my client is incapable of making sound decisions without proper guidance.

[10:03:38 AM] Judy Mikakka: hey

[10:03:43 AM] Judy Mikakka: I made our KB look great

[10:03:46 AM] Judy Mikakka: fuck off

[10:04:17 AM] StarConquer212: quite you, you are pleading the fifth

[10:04:48 AM] Jayarr Altol: Please remind your client that language such as that is contempt of court

[10:05:10 AM] StarConquer212: duly noted

[10:05:50 AM] Jayarr Altol: It is the opinion of the state that the defendant is sane and capable.

[10:06:12 AM] Jayarr Altol: Do you have evidence to the contrary counsel?

[10:06:24 AM] Faewen: And the decision of his crimes, your honor?

[10:06:38 AM] Jayarr Altol: We are far from that yet Mr Crown

[10:07:11 AM] StarConquer212: the defense does have argument to the contrary of the prosecution

[10:07:30 AM] StarConquer212: Your honor, I would like to submit documents to the court of a previous case where the charges where dropped on the basis of Extreme Autisum.

[10:07:55 AM] Jayarr Altol: Stare decis, yes continue?

[10:08:10 AM] StarConquer212: A one, ACT MACH, who claimed adversity 8 aeons could tank tell down time, you will not that the charges where dropped as the client was not of sound body and mind

[10:08:22 AM] StarConquer212: *you will note

[10:08:54 AM] Jayarr Altol: Mr crown, what evidence do you posess in relation to the crimes of Scamming and AWOXing

[10:09:04 AM] Jayarr Altol: These have not yet been submitted

[10:09:27 AM] Jayarr Altol: And unless they are I will be forced to dismiss these claims as spurious.

[10:10:42 AM] Faewen: I have submitted my contract and communication logs your honor

[10:11:38 AM] Faewen: As for the awox claim you can clearly see in the kill report previously linked that a one "igras sasima" operated by the very same judy mikakka is shown as damaging the carrier

[10:12:28 AM] StarConquer212: the prosecution has not submitted these documents to the defense, so your honor will have to dismiss them as the defense has not had time to properly review the new information.

[10:13:04 AM] Jayarr Altol: Let the court adjourn for 10 minutes for counsel to peruse documents

[10:13:39 AM] StarConquer212: The defense formerly request a link to these documents outlining this awox kill

[10:14:19 AM] Jayarr Altol: Submisson 3: https://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=29326543

[10:14:54 AM] StarConquer212: The defense rest for the adjournment your honor

[10:15:10 AM] Jayarr Altol: Back in court in ten\

[10:15:21 AM] Jayarr Altol: I hope you both will be up to speed at that point.

[10:15:33 AM] Faewen: I am

[10:19:49 AM] Judy Mikakka: Look buds

[10:19:52 AM] Judy Mikakka: my only defense is

[10:19:56 AM] Judy Mikakka: killboard green

[10:20:00 AM] Jayarr Altol: Put it through counsel

[10:20:17 AM] Jayarr Altol: 5 minutes chaps

[10:22:59 AM] StarConquer212: Your honor the defense will note, that the defendant only did (0.04%) a very minor amount, easily done by a very likely defensive smart bomb meant for enemy drones. A mistake any pilot could make, no malicious intent should be attributed to this common mistake made in ones own self defense.

[10:24:58 AM] Faewen: Woah recess isn't over

[10:26:45 AM] Jayarr Altol: Now it is

[10:26:58 AM] Jayarr Altol: Court is in session

[10:26:59 AM] StarConquer212: Your honor the prosecution has filed contradicting statements. You will note in the stenographer minutes he clearly says he is ready

[10:27:56 AM] Jayarr Altol: Mr Crown, Are you not ready

[10:28:27 AM] Jayarr Altol: And Defence counsel is reminded to address his learned friend as such

[10:28:59 AM] Faewen: I am ready

[10:29:21 AM] StarConquer212: appropriately noted your honor

[10:29:26 AM] Jayarr Altol: Mr Crown how do you respond to defence counsels statement

[10:29:57 AM] Faewen: I disagree in that all acts of aggression should be treated just as such have

[10:30:03 AM] Faewen: Such.*

[10:30:08 AM] Faewen: Acts of aggression

[10:30:24 AM] Faewen: Regardless of damage done the aggression is still logged

[10:31:04 AM] StarConquer212: The defense would like to note to the Jury and your honor that aggression by way of self defense is a protected right under the law.

[10:32:03 AM] StarConquer212: Further more, the defence notes that the victim of the aggression doesn't have a flawless record for aggression on others.

[10:32:23 AM] StarConquer212: I submit the following documents to the court for you to review

https://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=108403

[10:32:53 AM] Faewen: Prosecuton submits that the accused has used this pilot solely as a "gank" pilot with no record of self defense

[10:34:39 AM] Jayarr Altol: I fail to see the relevance of that Mr crown, You will withdraw.

[10:34:59 AM] StarConquer212: Your honor Defense objects on grounds of slander, when its clear the pilot in question was defending his life

[10:37:01 AM] Faewen: I don't believe that is clear and you are reaching now

[10:37:31 AM] StarConquer212: Your honor the defense argues the prosecution is attempting to turn this legal court hearing into a vulgarized play about opinions and sway the court. I put forward a motion for final statements before the court adjourns

[10:38:04 AM] Jayarr Altol: Defence counsel will withdraw and knows very well that court is a privileged space.

[10:38:45 AM] Jayarr Altol: And I remind Mr crown to be respectful to his learned friend

[10:39:58 AM] Jayarr Altol: Any Submissions on the charges of Scamming and of Public Indecency

[10:40:49 AM] StarConquer212: Not from the defense your honor, we rest until final statements

[10:41:25 AM] Jayarr Altol: Mr Crown?

[10:44:58 AM] StarConquer212: Your honor, if the Prosecution has nothing further to say, and no final statement in a appropriate time, I file for dismissal on the charges of my client on the grounds of inadequate evidence apparent in the lack of anything substantial by the prosecution.

[10:46:03 AM] Jayarr Altol: Despite Mr Crowns absent nature

[10:46:29 AM] Jayarr Altol: I do find the Defendant Judy Mikakka Guilty of AWOXing

[10:46:42 AM] Jayarr Altol: but not guilty on counts of scamming and public indecency

[10:47:04 AM] Jayarr Altol: These are serious allegations, but the nature of his aggression was slight

[10:47:16 AM] Jayarr Altol: and played no significant role in the destruction of the ship

[10:47:43 AM] Jayarr Altol: I hearby fine the defendant 10 million isk to be deposited into the adversity corp wallet

[10:48:00 AM] Jayarr Altol: and 10 minutes in a ts channel with mack unmuted.

[10:48:29 AM] Jayarr Altol: I thank counsel for their fine display

[10:49:05 AM] Jayarr Altol: Case closed, All rise for justice Autism