Mega Man ZX for the DS is not a very funny game. It doesn’t really ever have humor in it.

UNTIL.

You take the mission “Deliver the Letter.”

Basically, you’re talking to a guy from your base, who is a textbook “Nice Guy,”

when he asks you to deliver a letter for him for some E-Crystals (that Bread™).

He wants you to take his ‘genius’ love letter to a woman in town who is always next to the fountain.

His brilliant love letter is “Are you a dog person or a cat person? I like lions myself!” and then

you discover that Melody is an absolute savage.

You can go back to the guy and he’ll keep giving you messages, only for Melody to respond with increasing savagery

And in one of the missions, you learn that this guy HASN’T EVEN TALKED TO HER BEFORE

which makes the content of the later letters EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS

not only THAT, but Aile charges MORE E-Crystals for each letter she delivers

“they don’t pay me enough to put up with this shit”



And the mission name changes every time you get a new one, illuminating Aile’s increasing frustration with having to deliver these stupid letters