The Robot Test

This page is a translation of the "Robot Test" (V4.0, Darker and Edgier) to HTML and JavaScript. The image describing the test seems to have first appeared on /r9k/ in January 2016. Its author is anonymous. I've tried to reproduce the contents of the test faithfully. As I hope goes without saying, it isn't representative of my own views on autism, gender, sexuality, etc., and it isn't any good as a personality test. But it's pretty funny.

As of 18 October 2016, I'm a 91-point "Slightly Strange" person, which seems fair, if a bit of an understatement.

See also a stupid personality test I wrote myself.

The test

Questions must be answered honestly

No half-points, these are "yes" or "no" questions

Judge each other and share feels

Characteristic Points Physical Have an attractive face 5 Healthy weight for your age and sex 4 Particularly fit/strong/muscular 2 At least 6 ft tall (M) / Good figure (F) 3 Exercise regularly 1 Have a decently healthy diet 1 Minor or no physical abnormalities 3 No smoking addiction — vaping included 1 Don't smoke weed / only occasionally 1 No alcohol addiction 1 No addiction to any other drugs 2 Good dental hygiene 1 Shower regularly 2 Have at least a decent fashion sense 2 Visit a doctor regularly 1 Have a good hairstyle 2 Take pride in your body 1 Mental No significant autism, Asperger's, etc. 3 No significant depression 3 Taking meds or therapy if applicable 1 Feel content or happy most of the time 3 Feel love for someone, family included 2 You think you're a nice person 1 Not anxious around family/friends 3 Not uncomfortable around strangers 1 Don't feel anxious about going outside 2 Don't feel stared at when outside 1 Feel motivation during the day 2 No wild changes in emotion 1 Have a clean conscience 2 Don't find joy in shocking/gory material 1 Get to sleep (quite) easily at night 1 Get up (quite) easily in the morning 1 No sexual attraction to under-15s 3 Social Had at least one romantic partner before 5 Had multiple romantic partners before 3 Not a virgin 8 Had sex with multiple partners before 4 Kissed romantically before 3 Held hands romantically before 1 Had a relationship in the last 6 months 2 Have a good relationship with family 2 Have at least one friend in real life 2 Have at least several friends in real life 4 Socialise at least once a week 1 Socialise at least once a day 3 Leave the house on the regular 1 Enjoy being around others on occasion 1 Enjoy being around others when possible 4 Recreational screen-time up to 4h a day 1 Use social networks regularly 2 Accomplishment Don't live with your parents 3 Own a vehicle 1 In education, employment or training 4 Have a hobby or sport—not vidya, etc. 2 Have a productive talent, e.g. cooking 2 Own or rent a living space 1 Keep your living space clean 1 Moving forward in life 2 Have material items to be proud of 2 Won an award to be proud of 1 Have children you're proud of 1 Gone travelling / vacation in the past year 1 Manage your money well 1 Live a largely independent life 2 Take care of a pet 1 Attend(ed) higher education 3 Have a college degree 3 Bonus Round! You are female 6 Have plenty of disposable income 1 Have a very large number of contacts 3 Have little interest in anime 2 Have no interest in tabletop gaming 1 Gaming is mostly limited to console 2 Healthy view of the opposite sex 3 No criminal record as an adult 1 Been texted by a real person recently 2 Enjoy using YikYak and/or Snapchat 1 You have a decent smartphone 3 Fetish: None; Feet; BDSM; DP; etc. 1 Don't consume hentai; ecchi; etc. material 3

Your total: (Requires JavaScript to compute)

Your class: (Ditto)

The possible outcomes

130+: Successful Your looks, intelligence, and charisma have helped you overcome struggles, leading you to a wealthy and comfortable point in your life. All thanks to a mix of luck and talent, you are a shining example of a human.

116 – 129: Chad / Stacey You are a step above the average normie. Blessed with some fine genetics, you don't need to work very hard to get what you want—finding a bf/gf is like child's play to you, and even the normies get a little jealous.

95 – 115: Normalfag You don't necessarily have the best genes or looks, but you find socialising easy and probably have had plenty of relationships before. You have a very typical personality and set of interests, and need to get off my board.

82 – 94: Slightly Strange You have several qualities of a robot but participate largely in the normalfag world. You probably even hang out with normals, although they can sense you are not one of them so you struggle socially.

59 – 81: Cyborg You are a sorry amalgam of robot and regular human. You linger in two worlds at once, an outsider to both the normies and the robots. As a result, you may be on your own with your feels.

35 – 58: Robot Your flesh has turned to metal from feels. A little magic flows through your enlightened veins, and you are a likely suspect for a mass shooting in the beta uprising—however, this would require going outside.

25 – 34: Wizard Apprentice Although hope for you is bleak, it is not impossible. You have a great potential for magical powers but time may yet heal your soul into that of a mortal.

9 – 24: Wizard You have given up conventional human desires and needs in favor of magical powers, only attainable by some of the most concentrated, powerful autism physically possible.