miss-love:

“I’m not like THOSE girls I READ BOOKS”

“I’m only friends with guys because girls are all DRAMA”

“I don’t wear makeup because I’m natural and not FAKE like those girls”

“She has daddy issues”

“Look at what she’s wearing/her makeup/her hair/her body (insert criticism of a stranger purely based on physical attributes)”

“Watch out for that girl, she FRIENDZONES everyone”

“That girl has slept with everyone I bet and has STDs”

“I do pole dancing, but it’s TOTALLY different than being a stripper, I’m classy”

“I’m one of the guys”

“I’m not a feminist, I don’t hate men”

“I want a gay best friend! Lesbians? Ew don’t hit on me”