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You there —- the one with the can of lighter fluid and the pile of discarded blue and gold apparel! Not so fast.Sure, a soul-purifying pyre would feel good, now that the guy from themovies finally got his way and moved the Rams back to LA, which doesn't even want them . You've been dumped by an abusive ex for its indifferent former lover; assuredly you would find comfort in the flames. But there's a better way.The River City Rascals, a Frontier League baseball team based in O'Fallon, Missouri, are offering a trade: Bring your Rams T-shirts and jerseys to T. R. Hughes Ballpark, where the Rascals play, and they'll give you one of their T-shirts, two tickets to a game and entry into a contest to win a season pass. The kicker? The Rascals organization is partnering with local charities to get that Rams gear to the needy. That's even better for your soul than watching a linen embodiment of your former hopes and dreams reduced to a pile of ash.And in case you need more incentive, consider this: The Rascals logo involves a cool baseball-playing dog named Ruffy. Dogs, as we all know, are the finest of all animals, loyal and true. Rams, fittingly, are assholes . Plus Ruffy kinda looks like Spuds Mackenzie , the Original Party Animal™, so you know he knows how to have a good time.Office hours for the Rascals are 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. and the trade deal will be honored through the end of February. More information at the River City Rascals' official website