Farrah Abraham — the “Teen Mom” on MTV who parlayed her 15 minutes of fame into a “leaked” porno with James Deen, a forthcoming erotic fiction novel, and a line of sex toys — just announced her latest project:

“Well, I guess I’m, like, a TV personality, so I do all different shows,” says Abraham. “I also am an author. Luckily my first book was a New York Times bestseller. Now I’m working on two other different books. My next trilogy — so three books — is an erotic sex novel. And then a Christian parenting book.”

Considering she didn’t quite get the definition of “trilogy” right, it’s possible she doesn’t know what “Christian” means, either… but if this isn’t the epitome of hypocrisy, I’m not sure what is. It’s pretty obvious she’s not repenting for her lifestyle; she’s proud of it. That’s perfectly fine, but how that aligns with anything biblical, I don’t know.

In any case, I can’t wait to see how a Christian publisher attempts to market her teenage mother/porn star/baby-abandoner image to the godly parenting crowd.

***Update***: A Facebook commenter suggested a title for the book: “Who would Jesus screw?”

Another writes: “Kind of gives a new meaning to the term ‘cherry-picking'” 🙂



