So, allow me to tell you a little story about the kind and warm hearted EmEmGee. My gift was sent the 14ht of December, and was expected to arrive the 16th. However, the post office lost it mid-transit. Did EmEmGee falter? NOT ONE BIT. They kindly informed me that they were filing a claim and that it was being handled with the utmost care. Anyway, my SS was very kind and thoughtful throughout the entire process. Today, 12/30/2013, the package arrived. The following pictures describe the encounter. Pictures are numbered corresponding to their descriptions. 1: The front of the large box. It felt heavy and light at the same time, like one side was heavy and the other was light. 2: Opening that baby up and seeing that: A. Everything was packaged very nicely and safely, which was good. B. There was a bright green stocking right on top just calling my name. And C. There was a wrapped present about the size of a book hiding out on the side of the large package on the bottom. 3: Holding up the stocking. It was heavy, and I could see things poking out of the top. SUGARY things. 4: Holding up the large package and the book-looking package. Please ignore Castle in the background. But never ignore Nathan Fillion. He was on Firefly. He'll find you. 5: The PIMP Breaking Bad Christmas card, made by genuineHAHA, with only the freshest ingredients. The front has Walter White in his underpants, with a pizza, blue meth, and his goatee and fedora, along with the RV in the background and a Christmas tree sticker. The card says 'Knock knock, I am the danger at your bedroom door'. 6: Opening the card. It said: 'PixelatedBaloney, For you I would - Become business partners with a former student. Manufacture meth on a global level. Kill enemies with an improvised wheel chair bomb. (fill in) Give you the tools to learn a new skill. Merry Christmas! EmEmGee' 7: Emptying the stocking. The card was also in there, but I ripped that open before I took a picture of it with the stocking stuffers. In total, there was 4 candy filled candy canes filled with Reese's Pieces (how did you know I like those?), Hershey-ets (never had these before, they're a lot like the lovechild of a Hershey's Kiss and an M&M), Spree (once again, never had them, but they are fantastic, but hard to describe), and Skittles (protip: freeze Skittles for the best snack you will ever eat). Also included was a bag of Ghirardelli Peppermint Bark Squares, 10 bite size Dove Chocolates, and 3 candy canes, that I believe are watermelon flavored. 8: The book (I was right!) shaped present after unwrapping was found to be a Christmas Songs for Ukulele music book. I just about flipped, because I wrote on my profile that I want to learn how to play the ukulele. 9: Unwrapping the big box revealed a moment of Christmassy cursing as I saw the words 'Diamond Head Ukuleles'. 10: Opening the box revealed a green DHU case holding what could only be ALF on DVD. Or, you know, a ukulele. 11: HOLY CHRISTMAS CHEER BATMAN! A GREEN UKULELE! I LOVE GREEN! And then it donned on me, that's why the stocking was green, and the case was green, and the ukulele was green, because I said I liked green on my profile. Wow, my SS really paid attention to my likes and dislikes.

TL;DR - EmEmGee paid attention to my likes and dislikes, and got me a pimp Breaking Bad Christmas card, a green stocking full of candy, a Christmas Songs for the Ukulele music book (with lyrics!), and a green ukulele with a green case from Diamon Head Ukulele. Thank you so much EmEmGee, for being an awesome SS for my first gift exchange!