My brother knows Karl MarxHe met him eating mushrooms in the public parkHe said: "What do you think of my manifesto?""I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"Took me down to meet the anarchist partyMet a groovy guy, he was arty fartySaid: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kaiSaid: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"Eat natural food baked twice dailyFill your nostrils up with gravyDon't drink tea and don't drink coffeeCover your chin in Yorkshire toffeeDancing in the disco, bumper to bumperWait a minute:"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumperWait a minute:"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"Dancing in the disco, go go goDancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh noDancing in the disco, go go goDancing in the disco, oh no, oh noIt's all right to say things can only get betterIf you haven't just lost your brand new sweaterI know I had it on when I had my teaAnd I'm sure I had it on in the lavatoryDancing in the disco, go go goDancing in the disco, oh no, oh noDancing in the disco, bumper to bumperWait a minute:"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"It's all right to say things can only get betterIf you haven't just lost your brand new sweaterPure new wool and perfect stitchesNot the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh noDancing in the disco, go go goDancing in the disco, oh no, oh noAnd my mother will be so, so angryAnd my brother will be so, so angryAnd my girlfriend will be so, so angryAnd my dog will be so, so angryDancing in the disco, bumper to bumperWait a minute:"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"