"This the night threes days after Christmas. Incredibly, many many cakes and pastries remained in the pantry, thanks to the sun princess getting a indigestion. The night princess, her younger sister had the intention to take many for herself before the sweets and creamy desserts be victim of the legendary gluttony of her older sibling. The time was right, her hunger at its near peak and the guards mostly sleepy. But what pony could protect something as inanimate as cakes when so many lives were at stake of any nocturnal threat? Still, what lousy guards. The princess took a mental note of their names to punish them on water a bread for the following banquets. She trotted quietly to the kitchen and... as swiftly and stealthy as a owl, she opened the door and.... SISTER?!"



Celestia was in the kitchen, eating her fourth cake at a table.



Celestia: Um? Oh! Good evening Luna!



She swiped her face full of cream from her muzzle with a hoof.



"Sister? H-how long have you been here?

C: You should have stopped muttered to yourself and came more quickly instead.

"H-how many..."

C: Going for my fifth.

"I-I thought you were sick..."

C: I was bored. Without Discord, those parties get dull pretty quickly.

"I can't accept that you pulled something of the sort just...."

C: You faked a cramp for the third time last month supposedly for being.... ?

"You know very well I can't stand huge crowds! I... I get nervous and...."

C: Sit down and come taste this one.

"Since when you like coconut?"

C: Since the spell I'm using disturb my own taste.

"Wait! You are telling me you are actually sick?"

C: Was.

"You are cheating with your health!"

C: Oh Luna. Those cakes were tooo tempting. I couldn't hold myself to put them to waste!

"That is another level of low for you. Another level of gluttony!"

C: Oh hush.

"You are disappointing me, sister."



She looked around the kitchen and saw a little labeled bottle. She grinned maliciously.



"W-what are you drinking with this sweet feast, sister?"

C: Milk. But it doesn't seem tasting good with that spell.

"Oh. That is too bad."



Luna quickly took the bottle with her magic and hid it under her wing and sat down. Celestia was half way to finish devouring her coconut cake. Luna took the milk bottle with her magic.

"More milk?"

C: Yes, please. Now, if you excuse me...



She plunged her muzzle in the frosting taking huge bites of spongy goodness. Luna realized it was the best time and quickly removed the cork from the bottle and pour all the content in her glass, followed by the milk and mixed all. Just before the white monarch took her last bite and licked the plate, then took the "poisoned" milk and jugged it down.



C: Ahhhh....



Meanwhile, Luna was beginning eating a black forest cake with a smile on her face.



C: Good?

"Divine."

C: Can I...

"Go take your! There are still three more."

C: Fine!



She stood up and walked to the pantry to take one.



C: Are you sure there is more?

"Yes, if you bend yourself, you'll see there is one at your right."

C: Oh. I get it.



But at the moment she unbend herself, sudden pain appeared from her stomach. She froze.



"Sister? Are you okay?"

C: N-NO! I... I... URK!



She galloped out of the kitchen to the nearest bathroom, surprising many guards at her passing. A guard ran to the kitchen's door.



Guard: Why she ran out of... P-princess Luna? W-what are you doing here?

"Who does it look like I'm doing?"

G: I-I'm sorry, your highness. But what happened to princess Celestia?

"Indigestion."

G: Huh? B-but we thought she was okay.

"Seems she was not. And for good measure, I want you to take the remaining of the cakes except this one I'm eating right now and bring them to the guards as a sign of gratitude for your loyal services for the holidays."

G: T-thank you, your majesty! I'll go ask other guards to help me out.



He left the blue alicorn finishing the last bites and cherry of the cake. The guard came back with two more while the princess then took a glass of water, put the glass on the counter and the little bottle. The guard was shocked when he realized the content of the bottle while glancing at the lunar princess.



G: Uh... Castor oil?

Luna smiled, stood up and walked out.

"Now, if you excuse me I have work to do now."





Wonderful work. I love writing stories with Luna.