Sorry that it took a little bit to post the receipt of this awesome gift, but seriously! My gifter knows what pets crave! And ferrets and cats crave Ferretvite and catnip! (Respectively, of course.) Cheyanne must be the Walter White of the animal world cause my pets love this stuff like a hillbilly going after some of that "Buzzard Dust", if you know what I mean.

The catnip comes in a little kit that lets you grow your own supply, and you don't even need hydroponics or anything! I'm gonna grow it, harvest it, let it get a little dank, then make it rain on some kitties, and watch 'em roll around in all that "Pussycat Dandruff" as they call it on the streets. It's funny to watch their eyes get all wide as they attempt to rationalize unified string theory and try to figure out why they can taste colors. Adorable!

Ferretvite is actually very nutritious for ferrets, but they don't care about any of that crap. The way they go after a tube of this brown stuff, I can only imagine that it tastes the way that I would expect a unicorn steak to taste. This stuff is so awesome to ferrets, if there was a ferret prison, little ferret prisoners would trade Ferretvite to other ferret prisoners for like 10 packs of cigarettes, and sometimes folks would get shiv'd. It. is. that. good. I've included video evidence.

Thanks for the awesome gift, pet santa! Please expect a call from my animals when they need another fix!