When did Matt last try to claim he was straight? Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper? Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex" When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"? In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"? Who might run out of trumpet juice? Have you just shat on Steve's towel? Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention? When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"? Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?" Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS? Why DO bums suddenly explode? What is a hooberstank? Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"? Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast? Just who is Roger Helmer? How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"? How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode? Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!? Is that a volcano or a paedophile? Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm? Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE? Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"? Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?" In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction? How many times has Log mentioned his willy? Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor? Who just came in on a banana boat? Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion!

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