Straight cash, homey? Nah — they’ll take credit cards and PayPal, too.

Starting at $84, you can get Randy Moss’ autograph on May 23 at the Ridgedale Mall in Minnetonka. He’ll be signing from 5:30 to 6:30 p.m. at the Fan HQ store.

For the basic package, Moss will sign mini helmets, magazines, cards, pennants and photos up to 16-by-20. For $118, he’ll sign larger items. (He reserves the right to refuse to sign anything, in case you bring in, say, your Tinucci’s receipt.)

Some of the proceeds will go to former University of Minnesota and Vikings football player Tyrone Carter’s football training school, including scholarships for athletes to attend Carter’s camps. Carter will be on hand, signing free autographs.

Advance tickets are for sale at fanhqstore.com.

Marino Eccher can be reached at 651-228-5421. Follow him at twitter.com/marinoeccher.