G D Women gotta stick together Each and every day Am D Dm G Women gotta stick together In each and every way C Bm E Females helping females For the greater good Am D Am D G Sisters helping sisters That’s called sisterhood! C G D G Women have the power The power to make a change C G Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows D G And those jeans should be exchanged You really need a size up Bm Em Bm Em Some girls are born tall and thin And some are short and fat Am D This girl smells like sausages But there’s nothing wrong with that! G D Women gotta stick together All across this land Am D Dm G Except Denise Martinez That bitch I cannot stand Oh, hey, Denise Hey, girl! C Bm E Females helping females Like this girl here with the blotchy face Am D She banged her best friend’s boyfriend Am D G In the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place What? Oh, you didn’t know? C Bm Am Bm So let’s all spread this message Like Caitlin spreads disease C Bm Am D ‘Cause a change is coming faster Than Ashley drops to her knees C Bm Together we can clear these hurdles Am Bm Except Marissa ‘cause she’s four-foot-eight C Bm We can climb every mountain Am D If the rope can support Haley’s weight What? A E Women gotta stick together Do everything we can Bm So if some weird troll named Rebecca moves E here from New York and is all up on my boyfriend Em A I’m gonna lend her a helping hand! D C#m F#7 Women gotta stick together And tell each other the truth Bm E The truth is you’re all fat sluts Bm E A And that’s called sisterhood!