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We are all the worst.

A recent thread in the Portland subreddit dared to ask: "What's something that is normal in Portland but looked down upon someplace else?"

Answers ranged from the way some of you are really concerned about whether or not your fellow Portlanders use an umbrella or not to how some of us opt to wear wool beanies even when it's blisteringly hot outside.

We've already identified 21 terrible types of Portlanders here at The Oregonian/OregonLive. Here are our 13 favorite entries from the Reddit thread:

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"Hating on people from other states"

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u/openingceremony is probably talking about all of the hate lobbed at former Californians who take up residence within the borders of the great Beaver State. Why do we do it? Who knows — but let’s not blame the influx of new Portlanders for all of our social/housing ills.

After all, it’s not their fault construction didn’t pick up to meet the demand for new apartments, condos and houses.

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"Not using umbrellas"

Our own Lizzy Acker once proved that Portlanders ­— and Oregonians at large — refuse to use umbrellas out of some ill-advised notion that it's embarrassing. It's not. And the whole country is watching.

Besides, can't we all agree to live and let live?

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"Thanking the bus driver"

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Why would anyone hate on Portlanders for this? There’s nothing wrong with paying respect to the person who ensured safe transit for dozens of us. It’s better than having that many more cars on the road, isn’t it?

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People who "unironically self-identify as witches"

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Wow. Didn’t know that Wiccans were a group worth hating on.

Besides, one of the greatest Halloween traditions in the nation happens not but an hour's drive from here. That's right: We're talking about St. Helens' annual "Halloweentown" party.

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"Driving as if you've recently been lobotomized"

Once again, the minority of the city's drivers are giving us all a bad name. From those who refuse to zipper merge to Prius drivers who never use their turn signals, we can all agree Portland is a pretty horrible place to commute by car.

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NIMBYers

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u/Tehlaserw0lf’s exact words — just one point in a list of grievances — were: “Using Portland’s eclectic nature and ‘pristine historical beauty’ as an argument to prevent new buildings or renovations to dilapidated structures.”

While we have nothing against preserving historic buildings, maybe not every house built before 1975 is worth saving.

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"Queuing up for service at the bar"

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The worst offenders are frequent customers of White Owl Social Club. If there’s enough room for everyone waiting for a drink to rest their elbows on the bar, you’re doing it wrong.

u/SciensisMagic hits the nail on the head: “Infuriating. Insulting to bartenders, too. Portlanders in line at the bar, do you know bartenders are capable of handling more than one customer at a time?”

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"Vaping in public"

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Those are the only three words you need on the subject, as per u/cratermoon.

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"Letting your lawn go brown in the summer"

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We Portlanders have a proud history of conservation. And when the summer comes, we express that by watering our lawns just enough to prevent weeds from spreading.

Aside from that, we're brown and proud. If your grass looks like this in mid-August, you're not a real Portlander.

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"Not clearing the sidewalks of ice"

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To be fair, we aren’t exactly used to more than an inch or so of snow on the ground. And even then, it’s typically gone within a day.

Speaking of ice on the sidewalk, doesn't last winter feel like it was 1,000 years ago?

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"Wearing jeans and gortex out to fancy dinner"

I'm sure what u/anti-m meant to say is wearing jeans and a Columbia jacket out to fancy dinner.

Like most of you, I don't have a problem with this one. I'm guilty as heck. Besides, if it's good enough for Zac Efron, it's good enough for me.

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"Bussing your own table and tipping the staff"

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"Wait. What's wrong with that?" ask the people reading this who have worked a service job before.

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"Wearing winter hats on a 100 degree day"

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BrewBarge just broke out in the Ducks fight song. Then @edercampuzano put on Pony. pic.twitter.com/yGHbnFDizb — 🦅Lizzy Acker 🦈 (@lizzzyacker) July 1, 2017

GUILTY. AS. CHARGED.

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What else are Portlanders uniquely terrible about?

Sound off in the comments.

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