DEVELOPING:

Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, Brett “Baby Raper” Kavanaugh killed and ate puppies and kittens on the accuser’s front lawn after having attempted to rape and kill her.

Also, he used hurtful languageand was insensitive.

Also, he was Republican While Walking.

Democrats are demanding a CIA, FBI, Interpol, Mossad cluster-investigation, and say if Kavanaugh is approved, they—the Democrats—will be really, really, really angry and issue a nasty memo to the UN.

DEVELOPING.

Stay tooned.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain….

-Satire-