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“Hi, welcome to Gloom City Cupcakes, how can we help you?”

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“Are you there God? It’s me… trying to look like you.”

“I’m not mad, I just can’t believe you watched ‘Mike & Molly’ without me.”

Looking forward to Lady Fartz new record.

“It’s okay, Marni, you’re allowed to be sad when the Coors Light Summer Boat Party Cruise ends.”

“Hear ye, Hear ye! We suck.”

“Yes, the kitchen is kinda small BUT it has the closet space I crave.”

Meet The Buttholes

The upcoming season of Survivor promises to be the most brutal ever! Someone will die!!

“That’s right, someone will die… but it won’t be any of us!”

“I know, it sucks. I still can’t believe Lost ended that way.”

“They keep hiding my hat but I keep finding it.”

“No, it’s cool Bethany, you just keep dancing and I’ll just keep looking for your fucking car keys.”

Rick sat silently in the back seat muttering, “I’m in my mid 40s, I have 3 kids. I’m not dressing like that anymore.”

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Death of the party

“I guess we’ll agree to disagree, Samantha… but Clive Burr was definitely a better drummer than Nicko McBrain.”

“Be honest, is this working? I can grab a gramophone and a coonskin cap from the props department if not.”

“Shhhh… we’re tracking a Sasquatch.”

“Today’s episode of This American Life explores smile haters.”

“Um, we’re lost. Which way to Hello Giggles website?”

“Who installed the fuck out of this Ikea Månljüs pendant lamp? That would be us. We installed the fuck out of this Ikea Månljüs pendant lamp.”

Good to see Dave Attell with hair and in a band.

Fergus is thinking about his happy place, Puppytown Junction, just like his therapist told him to do.

“Please come to our show/improv set/craft fair.”

“Sometimes my guitar doesn’t want to play my songs and it tries to drive away.”

Available for weddings, parties, funerals…

The Glumdrops

“Look at me, I am a bass player. Please enjoy this visual joke, America!”

“Guys, who made my head really small? Not cool.”

“Does anyone have a washboard and plectrum banjo Josiah and Annabelle can borrow?”

“Chloé, if the label wants us to change our name to ADORBS, I say we do it… because we are… let’s own it.”

“Help, how do you use Levels in Photoshop?”

Ghost Hunters: Brooklyn

Come for our artisanal cheeses, stay for our six-pronged mandolin assault.

Yup, a V-neck with buttons. Deal with that mutherfuckers!

Support Y107’s Morning Hosts Grumpy and Pit Stain during this year’s “Stand-a-thon!”

“Hi. I smell worse than you could ever imagine.”

And there they sat for hours in silence, all refusing to take responsibility for forgetting the picnic basket and Frisbee.

“Are you sure this is where the tweet said the Peruvian Barbeque Taco Truck would be parked?”

“Wake me if I get interesting.”

The Joy Less Club

“We will do whatever it takes to distract you from the music we play poorly.”

“Jonas calls them bottom burps, I call them not funny.”

“Hi, just taking a break from chasing an angel through the forest. Have you seen her?”

“FOUND HER!!!!”

“Shhh… if we bag this one, we eat for a month!”

“Let me be perfectly clear Willem, you WILL wear this hoodie-shirt I made you on stage and you WILL mention my Etsy store name!”

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“You want pensive? How does 300,000 mother-fucking kilowatts of pensive intensity sound?”

“If you must know, we find the all the “NO” responses to our Margarita Happy Hour Evite quite troubling.”

“Damian, it was actually quite simple. I used a Reveal All Layer Mask on Chambliss with the Gradient Tool set to Transparent.”

“If you’re happy and you know it, you’re out of this band! clap clap!”

“Colton… Jarrod… is she gone yet? I’m afraid to look.”

“Yes, I feel country and yes I feel feminine. Just take the damn photo.”

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“Don’t you think for one second we don’t know the difference between the berries you CAN eat and the kind you CAN’T!”

This photo is pretty close to being cool… here, let me just add something…

Perfect!

Stop. Please. Just stop.

“Please, consider investing in our hemp clothing line.”

When your drummer wants more attention.

“Buy four oxfords, get one free bow tie! Only at Lord Sullenton’s High Street Haberdashery.”

Trevor mistakenly left the tent and fishing poles in the driveway.

“My wrinkled shirt makes me feel despondent and ashamed. Lars, please smile for both of us.”

“Dammit Simon! I CANNOT believe you just got us kicked out of Silly People Camp!”

“We are being cuter than you ever thought humanly possible, right?

This was totally Gypsum and Nate’s idea!”

“Your move, Bonnie Prince Billy!”

“May I please borrow your lawn mower?”

“Join our fight against the Dharma Initiative and we promise to get you off this island.”

“Fuck you forest, we’re gonna chop down another too.”

“We are so in a fight right now.”

“I am so bored with you liking my music.”

“Look guyzz, this where stinky homeless people live. Yuckee!”

“I am NOT dealing with that litter box now.”

“No, I most certainly will NOT go jet skiing with you!

Look, Balki has GarageBand.

Native American Idiot

“I’ve been working out, can I go shirtless, pretty pleeeease!”

“Okay, but you know the rule, drummers in the back.”

“Make no mistake, when I’m done my smoke, your beer pong ass-kicking will commence.”

Photographer: “Your ennui is overwhelming… perfect!”

“My parents are famous, pay attention to me.”

“We’re being ironical, deal with it!”

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