Ever seen a woman eating chocolate on the bus? Did you know she was breaking the law? If you are planning on shaking your doormat out, you’ll have to do it before 8am, and don’t even think about taking your cows on the motorway during the day!

You may be breaking the law without even realising it, but don’t worry, we’ve put together a handy infographic to make sure you don’t get caught out.

After you’ve read our trusty infographic you’ll be going in search of a bale of hay, much more careful when applying your postage stamps and far more polite in the tube ticket hall. And whatever you do, don’t get caught looking suspicious with a salmon...