The party proceeded to experience what can only be called a real life “Aristocrats” joke eventually regressing into a state of pure pandemonium. The ensuing chaos decommissioned the whole funeral parlor which is still under reconstruction.

Luckily one of the group had the wherewithal to phone the local authorities for assistance. The police arrived within 4 hours of the incident being reported but the party had already hosed off and was munching down at Denny’s.

Critics have started to blame the astronomic taxes on cannabis products claiming the increased proliferation of the black market in recent years has been due to the still increasingly high tax rate on cannabis products.

Another person who claimed two be in attendance but who wishes to remain anonymous stated that the reason for vaping the ashes ws in fact not due to the cost but simply because “Our bud wanted us to smoke him with some bud, so we chiefed the chief and sent him straight to Jah. He’s lighting up with the angels right now. Peace homey!”