CineMonster MegaMaster Patronage Package. I will hand deliver a CineMonster MonsterMaster kit anywhere in the world that my US passport will get me, provided it is accessible by common commercial transportation (just in case someone calls my bluff on this, I want to make sure I don't end up taking a mule across the Himalayas). I will also buy you and up to three guests a nice lunch or dinner and a moderately-priced establishment of your choice. I will try and act cool, but mostly I'll just stare at you and wonder why you spent your money so unwisely.

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