Here it is, boys and girls – the hilarious interview that Gene Simmons wouldn’t allow NPR to release as an archive like they normally do with Fresh Air, either because he couldn’t figure out how to make any money off it or because it makes him sound like a complete douche. My guess is the former.

Gene does his best to school the boring, repressed NPR listener on his fascinating philosophy of life; apparently a subtle blend of Ayn Rand and Ron Jeremy. Terry does her best not to get flustered while conducting a meaningful interview. She does a pretty good job in my opinion. Hey, she’s Terry Gross.

So, please enjoy, and leave some comments below if you feel so inspired. I’m thrilled to get them.