Florida never ceases to disappoint in the outrageous news department and a grown ass man named Anthony Smith out of Martin County can be thanked for the latest act of craziness.

Police in Palm City (the irony here is amazing) busted Smith masturbating butt-naked in his front yard after his mother said he wasn’t allowed to watch porn in the house.

Via NYDailyNews:

A Florida man was arrested last month after allegedly walking outside his Stuart home while naked and touching himself, reports TCPalm.com. Anthony Smith, 21, explained to authorities he gets a “high” to have others see him naked. But the real issue could be his strict mother, who actually has a rule of no porn inside the house. That’s what prompted the nude suspect to go outside in the middle of the day on Nov. 14 in hopes that someone would see him, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office wrote in the report. He wasn’t disappointed, although others probably were. A witness told police they saw the clothes-less Smith masturbating in his yard. As officers responded they saw him “bending down naked in the driveway,” the website reported.

He was later arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs. There are so many questions here but we’ll leave you with the biggest one: How would his mother know he was watching porn unless he did it…in front of her?

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Photo: Martin County Sheriff’s Office