“It’s summer, so we made this baby wrap in a light, breathable fabric. It is fashionable and practical.”

“Right! So maybe we shoot it on the beach to invoke the feel of a breezy summer day?”

“Yes, that is exactly what we had in mind!”

“Great, and what do you want mom to wear? Shorts and sandals? Maybe a flowy maxi dress?”

“We were thinking a full-length velvet bathrobe.”

“Um…”

“Oh, sorry! AND thick pleather pants that drag in the sand as she walks; both in gold, of course. Think Steven Tyler meets Sharon Stone’s character from Casino. You know, right at the end when she’s all coked up and crazy.”

“Isn’t that…a little impractical?”

“Well, we ARE going to give her a fanny pack.”

“Oh, okay. That makes sense then.”