Terrified by the attacks in Paris? Worried about what’s next? Here’s your cut-out-and-keep guide to surviving the war of (sic) terror.

DON’T … panic. That’s exactly what these jackasses want you to do. So don’t. The best way to “defeat terrorism” is to keep calm and carry on.

DON’T … give these people too much significance. A few pathetic, childish morons went on a rampage and killed 130 innocent people. That’s all it is, and that’s what we should call it. Everything you need to know about “terrorists” was said by the Boston bombers’ uncle in 2013. They’re “losers” who are bitter at people with real lives, he said: “Anything else, anything else to do with religion, with Islam, is a fraud, is a fake.”

DON’T … lose perspective. About 130 Americans are murdered every three days. About 130 Americans die in car accidents every day. Your chances of being killed by terrorists are almost nonexistent.

DON’T … get suckered by the panic machine. Some people have an economic interest in scaring you — for ratings, votes, book sales, power or whatever. They’re playing you for fools. Tune them out.

DON’T ... blindly believe everything you’re told by those in power. Truth is usually the second casualty of every terrorist atrocity. As people say in Missouri: “Show me.”

DON’T … forget your math. Should we indict Europe’s 20 million muslims for, say, 10 terrorists? That’s one person in 2 million. By way of comparison, for example, in the U.S. about one man in 200 is a registered sex offender. Does that make the other 199 guilty?

DON’T … forget your history. Before ISIS and al-Qaeda, there was Auschwitz, the “Rape of Nanking,” My Lai, and serial killers like Gary Ridgway. (Or watch HBO’s “Game of Thrones.” Yes, Europe in the Middle Ages really was like that.) Atrocities, alas, are nothing new.

DON’T … get suckered by xenophobes. They can’t even get their story straight. Am I supposed to panic about Muslims? I thought it was Mexicans!

DON’T … get suckered by chickenhawks who claim that “we” (meaning someone else’s kids) have to launch a big, tough-guy military “response” to any atrocity. That was just what Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and their gang said after 9/11 to justify the bone-headed Iraq invasion. Anyone who demurred was “weak,” a “sissy,” even a terrorist sympathizer. That included the French. Turns out the Iraq invasion helped create ISIS. How ’bout that irony?

DON’T … give up your rights without good reason. It’s always during emergencies that we lose a little more freedom. No wonder some people are always quick to claim there’s an emergency.