“Damn, and that’s a Fox News poll. So you know they only called landlines, CB radios and V.F.W. halls.” — SETH MEYERS

“Fox News is what Trump watches to feel good about himself. That’s like if a kid turned on ‘Sesame Street’ and Big Bird was just smoking a cigarette going, ‘Face it, kid, you’re never going to learn how to spell.’” — SETH MEYERS

“If Trump can’t rely on Fox News to make himself feel better, what can he watch? His aides are going to have to replace his TV with a mirror and hope he doesn’t notice.” — SETH MEYERS

“Which is a big deal coming from Fox News. We can’t even get a majority of Americans to agree on who should play Batman.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I would love to have been with him when he saw this. He’s sitting there, enjoying Lou Dobbs time, this pops on the screen. I bet he spit his McFlurry all over the room.” — JIMMY KIMMEL