Yup. Whiskey-flavored lube. Available here. Whiskey flavored, water based. “This is the gold standard of booze-flavored massage oils,” the ad says. “Whiskey Dick is aged 4 years in white oak casks and guarantees a velvety-smooth finish.” So good, it won a Triple Gold Medal Award at the 10th Annual Great American Sex & Drinking Festival in Bean Station, Tennessee and the Quadruple Gold Medal at the Pan-European Schmiermittel Festival in East Berlin, Germany. “Schmiermittel” means “lubricant,” btw. I would cover the hell out of an East German lube festival, if they’d only invite me. Can you IMAGINE? Next year, guys? (t/y Jordan)