Matt Damon: Let's Just Ban All Guns "In One Fell Swoop" Except for his team of bodyguards.

Hollywood actor Matt Damon used a press conference in Australia over the Fourth of July weekend to discuss his desire for a massive confiscation of U.S. guns. �You guys did it here in one fell swoop [in 1996] and I wish that could happen in my country, but it�s such a personal issue for people that we cannot talk about it sensibly,� Mr. Damon said during a promotional engagement in Sydney for the movie �Jason Bourne.� The action star went on to say people get too �emotional� when it comes to �not selling AK47s to people on terror watchlists.� In related news, Matt Damon is a fucking retard. In related news, Matt Damon is a fucking retard. Posted by: Ace at 05:10 PM











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