Hey single people: At a loss for what to say every time a friend or family member tells you to give online dating a try?

There's no need to say anything -- just show them this list. Below, 15 online dating profiles and messages that prove all your fears about online dating are completely warranted.

1. This reflective man in a blanket.



2. This 9/11 conspiracist, who is no longer a virgin.



3. This very honest young lady.



5. This guy and his strategically placed towel.

6. This zoo volunteer.



7. This pregnant woman -- or expecting father.

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8. This dude with unachievable life goals.



9. This straight shooter.



10. This foodie.



11. This dude who's down for some conjugal visits.

12. Rameen.