"My parents are pretty normal and I've had the same best friend my whole life, so I'm seminormal. I look at Lindsay and Britney and think, Where are their normal friends and family? Why doesn't someone say to them, 'If we go out, wear underwear'?"

Top, Denim & Supply Ralph Lauren, $70; DenimAndSupply.com. Shorts, American Eagle Outfitters, $45; AE.com. Earrings, $220; ShopKanupriya.com. Ring, $75; VanessaMooney.com. Gold bangle (top), Jessica Robinson Jewelry, $10,900; Roseark, 323-822-3600. Cuff with stones, $138; NissaJewelry.com. I.D. bracelet, Janis by Janis Savitt, $265; 212-245-7396. Brass-plate bracelet (bottom), Lionette Designs by Noa Sade, $428; LionetteNY.com. Belt, $110; Leatherock.com.