The holiday card I received wasn't made of paper, but is rather intended to store bits--a 32GB mini SD card for my phone! This is fantastic, and much appreciated. Up to now, I have had a phone with only 4GB of SD memory, and this will make it possible for me to do much more with it. Thank you very much, redditor with initials GTAH!*

*I don't have your username, and presume you'd prefer me not to post your full name.