Me: Hey Blake, Hey mini Blake-



(I stop mid sentence to look back.)



Me: Uhhhh... Oh...



Blake: Yeah... It's a long stor-



Me: I knew going out to drink with Qrow was a bad idea!!! Now look where it landed me! A father with an unwed mother! I'm so shameless! I don't deserve to live any longer! My mother would bury me because of this! I can't be forgiven or redeemed!



Mini Blake: Your weird.



Blake: Tell me about it. Also, this isn't our kid she's-



Me: QUIT GAGING UP ON ME! GOD I HAVE SO MANY MISTAKES IN MY LIFE AND NOW I MADE-



Blake: Say another word and I'll get Yang.



Me: NO! ANYONE BUT HER!



Blake: Okay, how about Nora?



Me: Ehhhh, okay, anyone else but those two.



Blake: Pyrrha?



Me: Now your just being cruel!