Oh hi. It's you.



I currently make Youtube videos with snatches of my time in between working and my other hobbies which include: working, managing a Mexican drug empire, and working. The second one arguably counts as work also, but what can I say; work you love is a hobby, right?



I would prefer to make Youtube videos with not just my free time but my working time. As in, I'd like to do it as a job. With more time, I can put out better, more depressing, and hopefully slightly - though not very - funny content. This will include: more dick jokes, more dick jokes, and a great deal of exposition about my opinions on Faye Reagan. Which are numerous.



I live in Eastern Europe and currently own: one pair of trousers, a shoe, and a snapped pencil called Tim. I saved up for some time to buy Tim and I'm quite worried about using him too often as he will wear down and I will be forced to invest my life savings in some kind of obscure new technology such as a pen. That is, if I'm going to do this full-time, I need almost nothing to live on.



That's the long and short of it, homeboy.



When I was young I wanted to be a musician, but I'm terrible at piano. So I decided to be a writer. I was atrocious at writing. I got a little older. Youtubing seems to be going all right. And by all right I mean mediocre content and angst.



I would like to do more of it, and better.



All the best and thanks for letting me waste your time,



With undying love and a little passive-aggressive resentment,



Ex.







