[Disclaimer: I know nothing about astrology so these are more-or-less arbitrary with just a dash of Homestuck references]



Aries: I’m gonna have to have a word with Scott. Later.



Taurus: I think I’m overcoming the stigma of being a plaid jackass



Gemini: You know, my parents are music educators; I should show them this or… keep hiding it.



Cancer: I really hope I don’t just look like some jackass that’s staring at his computer all confused, like, right now, because - that’s what I am.

Leo: Makin, as in bacon, or Makin, as in getting a little bit of this, mwa mwa!



Virgo: Because I’m just going to interject, whenever I have a thought, about how strange all of this is, that you would do this, how kind all of this is, that you would do this, uhm, how fucking weird, and, uh, wrong, and truly an affront to god it is…



Libra: If by the end of this I have gone completely crazy, and need help, I blame you!



Scorpio: Because this is all very serial-killer-ish, you all have to admit.



Sagittarius: That’s what blows my mind is that when I go to a convention and I see, like, hey everybody that I met here years ago is gone and now there’s like a whole new set of people, like, another generation, moving onward.



Capricorn: Okay, I know I can be seen, but can I be heard? Oh wait. That’s a thing I just asked verbally, as in, out loud. Hmm.



Aquarius: [I use] talent. Immense talent. And vision, godly vision.



Pisces: It’s fine if you sample this stream and use it later to make more memes, right?

