ok im going to start editing these better because i re-read and saw a lot of mistakes i made and that made me sad. i want to be a better writer. the other day my teacher said i have promise so that made me want to try harder. anyway sorry for the delay. i promise to have less typos and maybe update more.

when i woke up a new person i hadnt met was sitting on my hospital bed. she was a sweet looking blonde with big eyes and a Sun dress on.

"hi, i'm rose" she said, smiling. "i didn' twant to wake you, but there is a package here for you." she handed me a large gray plastic bag. i opened the package and it was a large bowl. this confused me a lot. i looked for a note but didn't see one.

"do you know who gave these to me?" i asked but rose shook her head.

"anyway, i'm rose," she said. "i am kanaya's girlfriend."

i backed up slowly, scared, because kanaya was threatening me earlier but she giggled. "there is no need to be scared, stacia," said rose. "kanaya wanted me to apologize for her."

"she did?"

"yeah she said it was spineless of her to bully you just because eridan wanted your body."

i nodded in agreement. "yeah that was really mean," i sighed. "do you know dave strider?"

rose laughed again, "yeah. he's my brother and a perv." she laughed. "but i love him... as a sister, i mean."

i asked him if she thought dave and i would make a good couple and she shrugged. "he is already dating too many people. he told me he spends 'mad cash' on his dates and is becoming poor."

i told rose i didnt care about money and that my parents were billionaires. "so were all of ours" she said defensively, like i am bragging. "yo u cant come to sburb unless you had billionare parents. i dont get it but that is what the game wants."

i told her it was prbably because the game wants us to come out of our parents shadows and she started crying. "i am so glad you understand, stacia." she hugged me and stroked my read hair, but it was entirely heterosexual. i needed to pee so i told her to get off, but mostly i was scared of kanaya walking in and misinterpreting that we are only friends. i mean i just met her so there was no real way i could know how sweet and kind and funny and amazing she was, so it was just silly to think kanaya might be mad because that would be dumb.

when i came out of the bathroom, rose was gone, but she left a bouquet of chocolate roses on my pllow. there was a note saying "get better soon" and she signed it with a skull and a cursive R

ms paint and spades slick were in the other side of the hospital. their iggles were muffled and spades was going down on ms paint loudly. i pretended not to hear that they were oral sex because that was an awkward sitation. also spades slick scared me a lot. one time when i was trying to sleep in the hospital he woke me up just to tell me he likes stabbing.

mrs pomfrey, who was spades slicks's sister, was not working today, so i really hoped i didnt ned medica"dal attention. i was terrified of interrupting their "date."

i desperately wanted to do normal sburb things and walk around and meet all the trols and people, but i was scared of fainting. quite frankly, i was also scared of sollux.

i started to wonder what was going on in class. i heard a lot about another teacher, dr. scratch. dave told me he was green and white and had no face, but i didn't believe anything dave said because he was well establiahed as a liar to me.

i quietly ate my apple. i tried not to listen to ms paint and spades slick going at it. i could plainly see their shadows behind the curtain and i could just tell they were going to be a while.

there was a pile of magazines close to my bed. one was called sburban outfitters. i looked at it and it had all kinds of outfits that kanaya designed. the models were karkat (who i didnt meet, so i didnt know his name yet,) eridan (who looked like he had to cry in the photos) and tavros but mostly rose. rose looked lovely in all the designs.

another magaine was called Derse. i read it and it had all kind of news about sburb. i decided to read an interview with the mayor of derse who also was the mayor of the fake can town. he said that he could tell there was danger coming soon. he said tha the was worried for everyone. he also said that there was a new japanese restaurant on propsit that made the best food. i told myself i would need to check it out. i kept reading, but then i saw... the magazine came out two days ago! that means the danger didn't happen yet!

beforfe i could even think of the dangers ahead, a cute salamander hopped into the hospital. it made a lot of spit bubbles with there were really cute. he hopped onto my bed and onto my lap. i bet the salamander and decided to name it gingerbread.

"casey!" said a voice. "casey!" the voice was worried.

a boy with buck teeth and amazing blue eyes walked in. "casey!" he sad madly. "what are you doing here?" i looked at him weirdly. "um my name is not casy" but he told me he was talking to gingerbread.

"that is my daughter!" sad the boy.

"wtf you had sex with a salamander?" he was all kinds of fucked up, even for a sburb person

"no you idiot" he said laughingly. "she is not really my daughter."

"oh' i said "then that means i can keep her."

"no you cant! i had her first!" casey slash gingerbread started to run out of the rooom because she hated confrontation.

"uggggggggh" said john (who id dindt know was john) and he left

i went back to sleep but only for an hour. i was so tired for sleeping. every time i slept i went to derse and i wanted to avoid tom because i felt guilty that dave kissed me. i started to sigh and quietly write poerty in my head

what part

of my heart

is right

where should

i go

at night

who do i belong with

am i an angel

or an witch

why does it all

turn to shit

why cant i just

fit in

i sighed again. gamzee walked in with lot of doritos and his mouth covered in green slime and orange dust. "hey motherfucker it is dorito time all day today" he said

he sat at the bed and started tossing doritos on my boobs until i fnally sighed and ate them

"thats better motherfuck" he said sweetly "i had a feeling you were sad so i brought you dritos" he then guiltily added "i ate all the cheese ones before you walked in so you can only have cool ranch"

i told him those were my favorite! he lied and said "i know"

i smiled because gamzee knew me so well and it was great to have him around.

gamzee also brought me a pie which had dorito crust (nachocheese) and was filled with sopor pie and then topped with whipped cream that was flavorited like fanta

it looked really gross to me but i ate it and it was pleasantly surprised. gamzee was really the best.

"you high yet?" he asked and i shook his head.

"what a dumb bitch" he joked. i wasnt offended because he was my friend and meant it in a nice ay.

gamzee then noticed he had a boner. "errrrr this is awkward but i am going to go listen to the sex while you eat pie" i nodded

"dont tell tavros" he whispered. just then, spades slick stopped what he was doing "WHO GOES THERE" he bellowed

"oh shit" gamzee said and ran off.

i was terrified. spades slick was going to stab me!