Liberal hypocrisy is certainly nothing new. Though in recent months, one of the areas in which it bugs me the most is in the bid to force companies to pay low-skilled, high-turnover positions more; specifically the whole Fight for 15 thing and Bernie Sanders.

It’s not so much that people are demanding more money that bugs me. Hey, if you’re doing labor, you have every right to ask for more money! Whether you get it or not is another story, and boils down to some simple math. What a company can afford to pay; what you’re worth. But knock yourself out in trying!

What gets me is that the whole Fight for 15 thing, Bernie Sanders, and all of these other supposed workers’ advocates are objectively controlled by corporations.

Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, anyone?

Ben & Jerry’s typically makes some waves about twice a year, as they’re forever placating liberal LARPing by introducing heroic and noble flavors of grossly overpriced milk and sugar. Their new flavor of the day? Pecan Resist. Hey, if you hate Blumpf, if Orange Man Bad, spend 240% more for our ice cream than other premium options on the market, and stick it to the man!

I wouldn’t say that Ben & Jerry’s is a company on par with Walmart or McDonald’s, the usual whipping boys of Fight for 15, but they are objectively a corporation. And they pay their employees way less than $15 an hour. In fact, even their store managers are making less than $15 an hour!

Just imagine working your way up in a progressive liberal company, that not only financially supports the champion-of-the-under-served Bernie Sanders, but actually donates to his campaign and even names ice cream flavors after him. You’d likely think you’re making big bucks and won’t have to worry about those “poverty wages” less than $15 an hour anymore.

Wrong!

Ben & Jerry’s, Pecan Resist aside, is nothing but a regular corporation capitalizing on the millennial hipsters’ positions against traditional aspects of society. They have figured out that political activism not only earns them more revenue from these consumer communists who spend way more money than everyone else, but it also keeps them off of socialists’ radars for not paying that living wage.

As constituents of Sanders for over 30 years, Ben & Jerry’s really knows how to play both sides. Increase profits by targeting douchebags whose politics are so essential to their lives that even the snacks they eat must make a political statement; pay workers like sh*t yet never be thought of as an evil corporation because Bernie The Red is on your side!

Brilliant business. I’m not faulting Ben & Jerry’s; I’m just pointing out the liberal hypocrisy.

And it is liberal hypocrisy that is blinding these people. Ben & Jerry’s bought over $200 million in political ads. Money that apparently their employees don’t need, since making an average of $8 an hour is somehow more than $15 an hour, if you have the right politics.

They’re one of those corporations that leftists claim to hate, per the numbers. They’re not socialist. They’re not for the workers. According to leftist consumer communist talking points, Ben & Jerry’s objectively pays a poverty wage. Though we know why they aren’t held to account: Liberal hypocrisy. They feel the Bern, even naming ice cream after Bernie. They toss out their flavored confections with catchy titles for the average NPC, and leftist useful idiots will go marching in an area where a Ben & Jerry’s sits directly beside a McDonald’s, and only screech about McDonald’s.

If you think Ben & Jerry’s is the only such company ignored by leftists due to liberal hypocrisy, think again. Starbucks is actually worse. Because, unlike Ben & Jerry’s, Starbucks is exponentially larger — a legitimate big-time corporation with over $10.7 billion in profits per year!

Do we even need to belabor the point of why the liberal hypocrisy is on full display here? Like the aforementioned Our Lady of the Socialist State Ice Cream Shop, Starbucks also has the right politics. They do the exact same f*cking thing as McDonald’s and airline companies and everybody’s favorite under-paying villain Walmart. Starbucks employees barely make over minimum wage! Even when you become a store manager in a Starbucks, you’re barely making $13 an hour.

For Pete’s sake, becoming any type of manager at a Walmart will net you $45,000/year on average! That’s around $900 a week, plus benefits! If you have an IQ over 85, a willingness to work, and can figure out how to tell other people to do their damn jobs, you’ll be a manager at a Walmart in a couple of years. The same career trajectory at Starbucks, the same time spent, will earn you a whopping $27,000 a year!

If liberal hypocrisy didn’t exist and we were judging fairly which corporation was better for employment, which sounds better to you? Making $45k annually after you put in the work to climb the ladder, or putting in that same work to make a little more than half of that amount?

But Walmart bad, Starbucks good!

Starbucks has the right politics. When an Asian female–a double-winner on the minority card–asks two black men to leave the store because they were loitering for hours and refused to buy a damn cup of coffee, the leftists went insane at this gross display of white racism against innocent blacks who dindu nuffin! So much so that Starbucks closed down thousands of their stores in order to teach white people that black people must be judged by separate standards in order to be treated equally.

We all know this story. We know this isn’t an exaggeration. Asian female does her job, white people are to blame, liberals love Starbucks even more.

This list can actually go on and on. The leftist class of consumer communists love so much these “woke” companies that they ignore that their favorite companies are literally no different than McDonald’s, Walmart and the other targets of their ire.

It’s almost as if there’s a certain way one must conduct a business for it to profit and even have employees. Hmm… but that can’t be right. Bernie Sanders says these companies–just not his personal corporate donors–can pay more, thus they should pay more.

But we see the same thing with Apple. Okay, to be fair, they pay a little better. But not when you consider that an Apple store employee makes nearly $250 an hour for the company, and doesn’t even bring in 10% of that for him or herself (or theyself or zeyself, since it’s Apple). A Genius Bar employee might make $30 an hour, but they’re bringing in 20-times that amount for the store with their labor.

So why no outrage that Apple isn’t paying employees with a fair share piece of the pie? At this point, I’m just saying liberal hypocrisy for keyword density. We all know the damn answer!

My side good, your side bad!

Ben & Jerry’s can pay their employees worse than Walmart and McDonald’s, and even their store managers aren’t making that magic $15 an hour. But that’s okay, because they’re one of us. They also think Orange Man Bad, and they’re so woke!

Starbucks is basically like the entry-level job you’d take before reaching the higher level of McDonald’s, but they’re also just too woke to catch the ire of the consumer communists. Besides, there’s no better place to congregate with your iOS products and discuss the latest resist strategies over a half-caf mocha soy latte.

We have multiple caravans of illegals pushing toward our borders. We have rampant anti-white hatred in this nation that’s causing some people to get fed the f*ck up and lash out over it. We have a shit-ton of problems larger than liberal hypocrisy in the realm of living wages and the Fight for 15 hoax. But as a writer for this site, I need to churn out content. So f*ck you very much.

I’m done.