(Twitch Plays Pokemon Anniversary Red)





I’m not going to say that I enjoy watching your struggles, but I do find it quite cathartic to see the Helixians and the Domists spend hours upon hours fighting each other when they both have the same goal to begin with.





Now, if you really want to take care of Leech King’s experience theft, well, there’s an app for that. It’s called, “Bill’s PC.”





Seriously. Use it. I already had to lug your stupid Host all the way to the Pokemon Center while suffering from Pokemon mutation when he passed out in my house from another Grass-based poison; with all that’s been going around in Kanto recently, I don’t want to see him infect himself with the creeping zombie fungus. (Trust me, it’s not fun to have. Maybe I should make a PSA about it; that’ll probably help things a bit.)





But if you continually refuse to listen to reason, well, don’t say I didn’t warn you. But at the very least, DO make sure Abe takes his Antidotes; we wouldn’t want him going blind from the next Tentacool sting or anything like that, would we?





Tee hee. I mean, no. No, we wouldn’t.





– Bill





P.S. If you see that OTHER “PC Overlord Bill” around, be sure to give him my regards. There’s a certain Mime going around and thumbing his non-existent nose at ALL the safeguards of my PC system, and that’s driving me even crazier than usual. Some help would be appreciated; I am really, REALLY sick of all my pencils going missing.