Alright, to begin this story you need to know what I said for my "description." Read this first:

I trust you, oh secret Reddit Trick or Treater, to make my Halloween even sweeter. (Shit, now I have to rhyme this whole thing, don't I?)

I really love Reddit a lot, so a super-epic Holloween gift you shall plot. Two X chromosomes I possess, so anything chocolate-coved will be a success.

If you want to be more creative, go ahead, I'll even accept the "trick" (if it's really clever) instead. I hope you enjoyed my little rhyming diddle, now I will go fourth and play my fiddle.*

*Disclaimer: I don't have a fiddle, I just wanted to use "diddle" in the last sentence.

See what this clever Redditor got me for one of the most epic Trick of Treat "Surprise Me" category.

Update: This is what I aspire to be someday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_sgeDSURho&feature=related

Update: A commenter suggested to donate the violin to a local school music program. With my gifter's permission, I'll start researching tomorrow!