(I bring up the topic of my favorite TV show, ‘Supernatural’. He has no clue of this show.)

Boyfriend: “So wait, what happened to their dad in season 2?”

Me: “Long story short, he sold his soul for Dean to live.”

Boyfriend: “Wow… that’s family for you, I guess.”

Me: “Would you sell your soul to a demon for me?”

(He ponders this for a few moments before shrugging.)

Boyfriend: “Probably if I got like really good pizza out of it.”