So, I was tracking this package with great anticipation the second I saw it was shipped. Now that I have seen the contents of it, I can say with complete confidence that this is the most kick ass gift ever.

First of all, the samurai sword letter opener. This thing is awesome. And it's huge. When I put it at inside of my elbow, it goes to halfway into my palm. I would have to describe myself as a slight Japanophile, so this is awesome. :D

And the towel. Oh god, the towel. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and the other books written by Douglas Adams have been my favorite books for years. This. Is. Fantastic.

This will forever be by my side because 1. a towel has immense psychological value and 2."it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta. You can lie on it on the brilliant marble‐sanded beaches of Santraginus Ⅴ. You can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon, use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand‐to‐hand‐combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. You can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough."