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Coming up on this episode… Gold spammers take it to the NEXT LEVEL, Archage has two million accounts registered, and A man wearing only a scarf and boots terrorizes Royster’s Camp with his shocking lack of genetalia.All this and more, coming up next!

Turbo - Does karkasse ridgelands ever go out of conflict? Because i’ve never seen it in peace time.

Stu - I accidentally…my cap. But it is totally okay because I am wearing Gather’s cap, so IF my helm was displayed you’d see a farmer’s cap

I accidentally…my cap. But it is totally okay because I am wearing Gather’s cap, so IF my helm was displayed you’d see a farmer’s cap Senile - So I was trying to organize my inventory when I caught something out of the corner of my eye… A muscular sculpted male butt cheek. Turns out the guy was wearing nothing but a scarf and boots and was carrying a mace. His pants had bugged out, leaving bare buttok and a fleshy… protuberance. What the hell?

Server Instability

Login servers up and down like a yo-yo, Error 2025 and 2024.

Some lag in really busy zones.

Kyrios down for several hours over the weekend while the EU servers down for several hours later in the week.

Gold Sellers and > Spammers

Draconian fix is doing well so far… less spam in chat. EXCEPT! I can’t chat on my alt!

Bots are everywhere. Reporting them is easy, but costs 25 labor. If a GM gets them, you’ll get that labor back plus a 25 labor bonus.

Accounts are being compromised by gold sellers to circumvent the draconian level 15 requirement, so be careful out there, and use an authenticator!

Trion says XL is working on an automated system to block the spam so prevalent in “western games”

New Cash Shop Items

Summer has arrived..? I thought it was more of a Halloween season, but ok… Bikini’s and swimming trunks for everyone! Only $8.62 a set!

How much does this stuff cost really, anyway?

Vocation Tonic & Worker’s Compensation are both = $1.85

Mounts = $8.28 for land mount or $13.79 for a spiffy glider

Pets = Loyalty Tokens or chance to drop from $2 chest

Salon Certificate = $4.62

Gender Swap Certificate = $8.28

Virtual flip-flops cost almost as much as real ones.

How does this compare to WoW?

Pets = $10

Mounts = $25

Salon = Free

Gender Swap = $15

Level 90 character boost = $60 OMGP2WWTFBBQ

If you chug worker’s comp potions on two characters twice every day, you or someone else is paying Trion/XL over $7 a day, or $222 a month.

Market

The value of APEX is rising, now at 50g on AH1. How does this compare to the buying power of a PLEX? Is this just due to the bots? Stu?

Hackshield Controversy -Players are upset, because Hackshield is rootkit like, and CEO Scott Hartsman has replied.

This is how you crash a market

Two-million Accounts Registered

Trion has released that there are now over 2 million accounts registered.

What does this mean? 2 million accounts… how many people?

There are 21 servers… 95k accounts on each if equally distributed… which they aren’t of course.

Road Blockades

Trion says cart blockades are “emergent gameplay”.

One player says: “Is this just something Trion can’t fix or are too lazy to fix? This only happens in a zone you can’t attack said trolls…”

Another player responds: “There are plenty of ways around it. BTW we are totally srs RP guild, we are now RP'ing as a bridge gate.”

Test alliance. What’re those guys doing anyway? You know the guys got talent.

Adventures in Making Gold

Gotta make some gold! Thunderstruck logs don’t just grow on trees you know! Oh wait.

Ganking Lowbies in Ynystere

Group tactics

Cloaking is great, you can have three guys and look like only one! This gives you the drop on the bad guys… until you realize they did the same thing with four guys.

Exploring the Pirate Island

Trade packs everywhere and nowhere to go

Pirates are angry

Pirate prison

Sharon says hi

We tried some instances and even with outleveling it by a large margin we still couldn’t just burn the bosses down you really need a proper group for these. They are serious business and we were made very familiar with priestess sharon.

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