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her hair looks so good her tbh, best it's been imo

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Is that Nasir? Gorgeous!

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b e a u t y

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are you kidding me? god make it stawp

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I know, right?



She's not 17. There's no effing way. I'm calling it. She's 28. Which still makes it gross, but whatever.

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MTE. And if for some reason she actually is 17, I feel sorry for her. She looks great now, but if she ages at that speed, she's going to be washed up by the time shes 30.

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ikr. she wishes she was 17 tbh.

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wow I was about to say her makeup and tan look horrible. I can't imagine what I'll see if I google her.

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She still needs to ditch that horrible lip color.

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I'm still convinced this is all some elaborate joke.

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Were you the one who was looking into her actual age?

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Yeah, I'm not so convinced it's not.

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This is all part of the greatest PhD dissertation of all time.

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I'm pretty sure it is. I have such a low opinion of humanity I never buy the 'just trolling' line, but with her... she knows what she's doing.

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insert gif of that dude jumping out the window here

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you mean this one?

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Dem heels take skills. So...go her?

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Yeah...I think. Also, why does it look like she also pads her crotch? I think she may just be wearing extra bikini bottoms/underwear, though. How ~classy.

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OMG this is exactly the perfect description for her weird bottoms. At first I thought i was just using to seeing girls in skimpier bras and underwear (like VS models or whatever) but it does look padded.

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there have been labia slips in some past bikini pics so maybe she's trying to keep those things under wraps

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god how i love her





also semi ot but this is the first easter i will not be spending with my family. in fact i will be home alone ):

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:( that is rough

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Invite people over! Home is far away and I don't have a car, so I invite other students from my department who can't go home either, over for easter dinner. It makes it not so lonely :) Though doing all the cooking is stressful as hell.

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I don't even like my family, but spending holidays alone is fucking miserable. Hope you still manage to have a good time, hon. <3

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oh, call some friends and have an Easter egg hunt. Dye some eggs! Before kids, we used to have a grown-up easter egg dying party every year. You will be surprised at how much fun you will have.

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That sounds like an awesome idea, tbh.

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that's how i spent Easter last year and honestly it was the best Easter i had. i got to watch whatever i wanted to watch, eat whatever i wanted to eat, and there was no annual family fight.



i'm jealous tbh

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A few of my friends and I are going out for Easter brunch. We're just going to a local pub kind of place, but at least it's something to do.

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I have no idea how to change a spark plug...

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I just learned how to open the hood of my car last week. I've had the car for 7 months.

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I was actually laughing at the pics of her looking at the engine...like she knows *anything* about mechanics. LMAO

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Surely that's less incriminating than admitting you're reading about Courtney Stodden?

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lol

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lol

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I can't believe this is a real, actual person.

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She's a femmebot, duh.

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mte

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That's my general attitude towards her, and her whole handle.

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Those shoes are all sorts of terrible. As is the nude lipstick.



I'm just going to ignore the rest of the outfit completely.

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no

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How does the Jeep fit into this ~sexxi easter bunni~ theme, exactly?

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vaguely related: have you seen the video of the raptor riding around in a toy jeep at a convention?

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Clearly she was on her way to an Easter party at Hef's mansion, when she got lost and her car mysteriously broke down in the woods. Then Jeepers Creepers swooped down and took her, never to be seen again. And all God's people said Amen



Edited at 2012-04-06 04:29 pm (UTC)

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You do NOT question art!

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