Just after dawn on Caturday morning, user WhyMentionMyUsername jumped out of bed (probably), ran to their desktop computer (speculation), and shared this inspirational photo with Reddit’s Photoshop Battles community (fact):

If you’re not familiar with Photoshop Battles, here’s how they work: A random photo is presented. Anybody in the community can participate. All you need to do is edit the image as you please and submit your work in the comments section.

As soon as the Photoshop Battlers saw this flexible feline’s sassy pose, they were inspired to bend the image in even stranger directions.

User Iron-My-Shirt put the contortionist cat at the head of an outdoor tai chi class:

No downward dog in this class.

User Criticalg thought the cat was only posing for the Instagram love—though he’s clearly struggling to find his most flattering angle:

#nomeowkup

User clorisland thought the cat’s pose looked awfully similar to another signature move—featured on the trophy for the most prestigious award in college football, AKA the Heiscat.

Photoshop pro gnostic_cat, however, thought this move belonged to another kind of feline athlete: a cigar smokin’, cue totin’, mouse hustlin’ billiards cat:

He’s rough. He’s tough. And the billiards table is the only place where he doesn’t scratch.

User port443 also recognized a fighting spirit in the feline, a trait that dates back to one of his ancestors in 18th-century France: Napoleon Bonacat.

As the light began to fade and Caturday night was nigh, the original poster—user WhyMentionMyUsername—shared a snapshot of the cat practicing his shadow boxing:

But one rhythmic redditor, user cruiznjosh, didn’t fall for the cat’s tough exterior.

Cruiznjosh knew that this cat wasn’t training for a fight—he was rehearsing to be one of Michael Jackson’s background dancers:

According to music historians, the cat appeared in many of MJ’s most famous videos for songs like “Kitty Young Thing,” “The Way You Make Me Feline,” “Smooth Animal,” and “Ben.”

Can’t get enough cattitude? Check out the full Photoshop Battles thread to see all the hilarious pics redditors created while playing their epic game—of cat and (computer) mouse.