Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is not a particularly exciting man. Instead, he is a man who enjoys cheese. A man who takes a profound pleasure in the act of drinking milk and eats two (2) ham and cheese sandwiches every day. But most importantly, the governor is a man who shares these feats on Instagram. And friend, if you're anything like me, you won't be able to look away.

You may already be familiar with some of Walker's culinary work. He seared the Nightmare Kebab Incident of 2017 into everyone's memory, and many still reel from his bold claims about what constitutes pizza. These, however, are just the moments he chooses to share on Twitter. To truly know know what it means to be Scott Walker, you must go to the source. You must see his Instagram feed.

What makes his photos so simultaneously compelling and unnerving is that, for the most part, they feature everything you expect of an Instagram account. He photographs food. He photographs "events." He photographs presumably enjoyable activities. And yet, Governor Walker insists on focusing on the least appealing part of his experience every single time.

For instance, when the governor flies, do we get a look outside the window or at a particularly interesting passenger? No. We get this:

At the gym, we get this "workout" pic: