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to: ericrbittle@samwell.edu, smhmanager@samwell.edu, smh@panlist.samwell.edu

from: jlz1990@samwell.alum.edu

subject: thesis draft [REVISE THIS]





Hey Bittle, (hey everyone) I copy-pasted your texts from yesterday into the attached doc. You’re at 5000 words. (I don’t know if emojis count.) Pretty sure you can submit this if you clean it up a bit. Also remember during your sophomore year, when I told you you’d be able to finish an essay if you tweeted it? :-) See you soon. JLZ P.S. Chowder, can you send me that poster? It’s great.



(Tango: Wow…I can’t believe Jack emailed the entire team.

Chowder: (looking up from his phone) How did he know I made the poster??)







✔ Eric Richard Bittle, you are playing FAST and LOOSE. You know, I think for everyone else–those of us who are mere humans and who do not possess the ability to drift into pocket dimensions where time is suspended and return with dozens of freshly baked pastries–this does seem like a dire situation. Here you have Bitty, the captain of a NCAA hockey team, a team that is on the precipice of the post season. Bitty has somehow managed to slip through and evade draft deadlines and outline checks for MONTHS, with the assumption that he’d be able to….get everything done in one self-destructive all-nighter. Because it has worked before!!! The problem is: such methods will no longer work!! Eric!!



WRITE YOUR BIG BOY ESSAY!!!!!

My humor is Jack Zimmermann finding none of this amusing. He needs Bitty to graduate already so that they can live together. Also, hockey is on the line. He needs boyfriend to win ice game. Samwell must win Big Ice Game.









✔ You guys know I love the humor. The jokes. The shenanigans. Thank you for letting me indulge in Bitty’s feral side. Sometimes Check, Please will make you cry, sometimes it will make you scared for this stupid boy’s life. Will Bitty Graduate??? …wisH HIM LUCK!!!



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