From the Boston Globe:

Immigrants who change America are its lifeblood OPINION | ALAN M. DERSHOWITZ Alan M. Dershowitz is professor emeritus of law at Harvard Law School and author of “The Case Against Impeaching Trump.” AUGUST 16, 2018 … When my Jewish-Polish grandparents came to America at the end of the 19th and beginning of the 20th century, many white Protestants whose forebears had been here for generations complained that these “different” immigrants were turning America into a country we don’t “know and love.” To be sure, my grandparents were different. They spoke a different language. They looked a little bit different. They were poor. They were uneducated in the ways of America. They worshiped differently. And they voted Democrat. But despite these differences, or even because of them, they, and their fellow Eastern European immigrants, loved America, and they and their descendants contributed greatly to our nation’s success in the 20th and 21st centuries. [Laura] Ingraham’s forbearers came from Poland and Ireland. The anti-Polish and anti-Irish sentiments in this country were widespread. Discrimination against Polish and Irish immigrants was pervasive. Yet their descendants, too, have contributed significantly to the success of this great country.

Not, of course, as much of a contribution as that made by my ancestors’ descendants, such as, to pick a random example, me, Prof. Alan M. Dershowitz, Esq. But no doubt these Irish immigrants contributed so much to our culture, such as Bing Crosby’s rendition of “White Christmas,” which was — did you know? — contributed by Irving Berlin, an immigrant. And those other, more … miscellaneous immigrants no doubt also contributed something in terms of, say, tons of pig iron smelted or whatever it is that Poles are good at.

… Even when I graduated first in my class from Yale Law School, and was editor in chief of the Yale Law Journal, and a future Supreme Court law clerk, I was turned down for a job by 32 out of the 32 Wall Street firms to which I applied. So were some of my Irish and Polish classmates.

Not that the Irish and Poles contributed graduating first in my class or were editor in chief of the Yale Law Journal, because that was — did I mention this? — me.

Now some of these same descendants of immigrants — like Laura Ingraham, Stephen Miller, and Steve Bannon — are trying to close the door to broad legal immigration because they don’t like how the current immigrants look, speak, vote, and raise their families.

What’s a little polygamy among fine Americans from Mauretania? (Did I mention that my good friends the Rothschilds liked to arrange marriages between uncle and niece?) And eunuch harem guards are a time honored custom among Mauretanian-Americans. When you stop and think about it, Mauretanian-American eunuch harem guards are Who We Are.

And if Mauretanian-American eunuch harem guards aren’t who we are, who will the peasants with pitchforks come for next: the Rothschilds?

Motte and bailey, people, motte and bailey.

It reminds me of the Russian immigrant comedian Yakov Smirnoff, who had a humorous bit in which he would be standing in front of the Statue of Liberty thanking her for welcoming him to this great country, and then, as he was leaving, he turned back to Ms. Liberty and shouted, “Now please keep the rest of those damn immigrants out.”

That Yakov Smirnoff, he’s such a card! But, seriously, he makes an important point. Our ancestors built the Statue of Liberty to commemorate the most foundational event in American history: our arrival at Ellis Island. For example, much of what you’ve heard about American history is our contribution.

Nor would “merit” immigration assure us the kinds of immigrants who would contribute significantly to our country. … When my grandparents came here, all of Eastern Europe was characterized that way, and look at what these immigrants have contributed to our country.

Did I mention all the wonderful contributions my ancestors contributed, such as me?