A well-dressed human walks into a bar.

Well, actually, no. He has just barely been fitted for a wedding, when suddenly, he get's sucked into the magical land of Equestria!

Triggers include: Human in Equestria, some language, eloquently crude humor, a well-mannered and -dressed T-Rex, stretched borders of reality, and a partridge in a pear tree. Anything else on the list, and it would have been too much.

Dedicated to Tyrannosaurus_Tux, author of the CuddleQuest.

Cover image was made by the wonderful Ceehoff, and used without his permission. That doesn't mean I didn't ask, just that he didn't say anything! Yet.

Enjoy!