Vote For Who Should Advance In Round 2 Of The Hadassah Bracket Of TB Ratchet Madness 2020

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Here are the results from round 2 of the Lorrayna Calle bracket of TB Ratchet Madness.

The Nashua Nut Serpent nearly pulled off the upset there. She was drastically underseeded and extremely ratchet in hindsight. But other than that our first bracket seems to have been seeded perfectly since the 1-4 have advanced to the Sweet 16. Can anyone stop Lorrayna Calle though? We will find out next week. In the meantime we are on to the Hadassah Bracket.

As usual I have provided a ratchet resume for each contestant along with links to blogs about them so that you can make an informed decision. You have 24 hours to vote.

1. Hadassah Robeson vs. 8. Tinder Tunaflap

1. Hadassah Robeson

Runs an unlicensed boarding house disguised as a women’s, children’s, and pet’s shelter

Charges desperate, vulnerable women a good portion of their limited income to stay in her house in order to pay off her two mortgages

Falsely claims to teach classes and other life skills

Has a restaurant called the Punishment Cafe in which you must stare straight ahead at a wall and eat vegan food that her illegal immigrant husband picks up at Stop n Shop when you order

The house is a front for her two failing businesses that get no customers

The house raises money by presenting itself as a legitimate charity and gets huge donations from large companies and local philanthropists

House is a fire hazard filled with pets which more than likely belong to her

Prior to moving to Massachusetts she got in trouble for running illegal petting zoos in Florida

Grown children live upstairs rent free and her son had sex with a resident who Hadassah then kicked out for seducing him

Held fundraisers and clothing drives for the house which she then sold for a profit online and at a yard sale

Has at least two mentally challenged women living with her who give her their social security checks

Accused volunteers of conspiring against her because they attempted to reconcile her mismanaged finances

Once falsely pretended that her adult daughter was missing as part of a scam

Once kept one of her residents on as both a girlfriend and a slave despite being married to Vladimir

Has twice tried and failed to obtain restraining orders against me in Milford District Court

Is now filing a criminal complaint for illegally wiretapping her

8. Tinder Tunaflap

Pretended to be pregnant in order to keep a Tinder date she had gone out with just once from leaving her

Later faked her own suicide and pretended to be her father using her account in order to get the guy to feel bad for her

Impersonated a Hopkinton police officer and told the Tinder date that he was going to be investigated for making her kill herself

Falsely accused a murder victim’s brother, who she met in rehab, of strangling her and trying to kill her

Has multiple restraining orders taken out against her that she frequently violates using burner phones

Threatened to lie to the police about another Tinder date raping her if he didn’t continue to date her

Attempted to force a Plymouth cop to relay misinformation about her being pregnant to a Tinder date in order to keep the Tinder date from leaving her

Threatened the Plymouth cop when he failed to do so

4. R Smelly vs. 5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey

4. R Smelly

Manchester man previously charged with rape in New York was arrested again for raping a woman in a New Hampshire bar bathroom

Out on bail because he’s likely a snitch

Owns several shades and colors of flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats

Frequently poses with Hennessy for no particular reason and has been known to use the phrase “only God can judge”

Called his Manchester rape victim “prostitutes and hoes”

Says he has videos of his rape victims giving him felatio on his “BKK dick”

Posted on Facebook that he got that “dope dick” and other things that would require a ratchet translator to understand

Said the majority of his rape victims “had my d*** in they mouth”

Says he’s about “sex, money, and drugs” but complains that his rape victims are primarily all about the drugs

Says he’s not a rapist because Trump is a real rapist

Told a friend of one of the victims that they were jealous of him because they never had sex with the victim

Has at least 3 baby mommas but claims he “handle my business”

5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey

Facing charges of indecent exposure and disturbing the peace, following allegations that she dropped her pants and slapped her bare buttocks in the middle of the street, to the alarm of 10 to 15 bystanders, including several children

Is banned from picking up her own children at school

Lost all four of her boys to the DCF fairy for neglecting them

Posted on Facebook that she wanted to murder her DCF social worker, along with several other DCF employees

Offered rivals a chance to fight her before DCF did a visit

Claimed that she fooled her DCF worker because “I’m INTELLIGENT and NO TATTLETALE”

Threatened anyone who called DCF on her in a Facebook post

Claim to fame in life is that she “never gave up any of mines (her children) over dick”

Posted a picture of her DCF worker, who was covering her face in shame, at a visit, and then posted the picture with the caption “F*** you Turtleboy b****”



3. Relapsipotamus vs. Worcester Meat Wallet Mom

3. Kim Nelligan AKA Relapsipotamus

Killed her baby by rubbing heroin on her gums in order to get her to take a nap

Speaks authentically in Newport Lights voice

Gave the newspaper the middle finger at her arraignment

Initially blamed the hospital and then SIDS before being arrested

Baby pictures she posted in memory of her daughter have crackpipes in the background

Has two other kids and all of their pictures together are in DCF visitor rooms

Made insane video after being released on bail and uttered the line “I’m not even charged with her (her daughter) death, I’m charged with allowing somebody who was using drugs to be around her. Endangering the welfare of a child.” Believes this makes her virtuous

Blamed her junkie baby daddy for the death of her daughter and then went on to become a lesbian

11. Worcester Meat Wallet Mom

Previously appeared in ratchet madness for hosting a lingerie and Henny party in a hotel room with her 15 year old daughter

Wore an outfit that made her appear to be a Christmas ham

DCF is a regular part in her life, as she now has an 18 year old and 13 year old daughter who are frequently taken from her

Encourages teen daughter to post hyper-sexualized photos of herself on Facebook

Posted video videotaping her teen daughter fighting another child while she screamed, “Ain’t nobody gonna jump in” at other teenagers

Posted the video to Facebook and claimed that the girl her daughter fought would no longer be calling her daughter a pussy

2. Brian Dolan vs. 7. Tiverton Gouda Gremlin

2. Brian Dolan

Abused his stepdaughter to the point where she ran away from home and into the arms of a Lawrence drug dealer who ended up killing her and dropped her dead body off at a Lawrence hospital

Never called the police to report her missing

Posted several times about the Bruins and other non-serious topics while his stepdaughter was missing

Other stepchildren also alleged abuse against him

Came on the live show (40:30 mark) and laughed several times when we asked him about his role in the death of his daughter

Wished death upon my children several times

Lied repeatedly about his daughter being driven to a friend’s house, when in fact she ran away from him

Called me a faggot several times and threatened to poop in my throat because I liked the Red Sox and Celtics instead of just exclusively liking the Bruins, because hockey is a man’s sport

Threatened to murder me at least three times

Asked me if my four year old daughter was attractive

Said that his dead 13 year old daughter was 13 but looked 18

Basically admitted that he beat his dead daughter for being disobedient

Put his son Nick on the phone who told me he was going to “skin f***” me

Never denied sexually assaulting his stepdaughter

7. Tiverton Gouda Gremlin

Kicked out of her son’s Pop Warner football practice by police and blamed it on racism

Lied and claimed that she pulled her son from practice over it

Advises men to “get you a fat girl, you’ll thank me later” because it’s easier than exercising

Named one of her son’s “King”

Claimed she had witnesses to corroborate her story but they all agreed that she was kicked out for her ratchet behavior towards the coach

Announced that she would retaliate by harassing the youth football league’s sponsors

Refuses to get a job and describes her career as a “stay at home mom” and “boss bitch”

Came on the Turtleboy Live show (27:00 mark), claimed that she would have oral sex with 1 million men in order to get out of the house, reitereated that she would never get a job, and volunteered to poop on camera

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