Spike's Date

“I’m really enjoying the time we’ve had together.” Said the purple dragon sitting at the bar in the Sugar Cube Corner. Spike couldn’t believe that he had gotten Tom to go out on a date. He looked at him. The giant boulder sat next him was doing nothing. “Why don’t I order us another shot?” He said stroking the boulder slowly and softly. Tom said nothing.

Spike got up from his seat and walked over to the Ms. Cake. He slyly looked back at Tom making sure he wasn’t looking. Tom just stood there. Spike when up to the bar “Hey two more shots of hot chocolate!” Ms. Cake obliged and moved on to other customers.

Spike took one of the cups and looked around making sure nopony was watching. He couldn’t help but smile as he grabbed a small metal case. Keeping it close to his body he opened it to reveal a row of small white pills. He grabbed one carefully and dropped it into the shot. He tucked the case away and carefully stirred the hot chocolate making sure the pill had completely dissolved.

He brought back the shots back to where Tom was sitting. He placed the drugged shot right in front of the boulder. “Drink up.” He told Tom hiding a sly smile. Tom sat there motionless. Spike grew a little impatient. “Here, let me.” He picked up the drugged shot and carefully poured it. The hot chocolate just slowly trickled down the side of the boulder and dripped onto the floor. Spike just smiled to himself. He knew that it wouldn’t take long for the drug to take affect as he slowly drank his shot. They talked for a few minutes about random things. Spike was just buying time.

It didn’t take long. After a few minutes Spike looked at Tom, “Hey, you don’t look too well.” The boulder just stood there. “You look kinda tired,” Spike said placing a hand on Tom. “Why don’t I take you to my place?” Tom said nothing. “Don’t worry. You can sleep in my bed.” Spike told his date hiding a dark smile.

A few moments later the two stood outside the door of library. Spike knew he didn’t have to worry about Twilight Sparkle coming in that night. She was away doing some random crap about friendship. “Here we are.” Spike said unlocking the door.

Spike had seen that Tom had become a lot more dazed and tired. Spike walked inside and turned on the light and went around making sure all the shades in the houses were shut. When he turned around he saw that Tom was still outside. Spike walked over to him “Oh my you must be dead tired, here let me take you inside.” He said offering his hand. Tom did nothing but Spike grabbed him anyway.

The two went up the stairs into the main living area. Spike carefully guided Tom to the couch. He was nearly passed out and Spike knew it. Spike carefully set down Tom on the couch. “Don’t worry,” He whispered to Tom, “you can sleep here.” Spike had a feeling that Tom had an idea what was he was trying to do but couldn’t think clearly enough to stop him. Spike straddled Tom and placed two forceful hands and pushed Tom down onto the couch. “Don’t worry, you wont feel a thing.” Spike told him.

Spike watched as Tom feel asleep. There was no hope for him now. Spike was eager to get started on Tom but he wanted to make the moment even more amazing. He got off and went over to a bookcase.

He pulled out a book and the bookcases magically slide open to reveal a secret closet. It was Spike’s hideaway. Twilight Sparkle didn’t know but Spike had a job in smuggling cocaine. The entire room was filled with packed boxes of the white powder that he had gotten from his supplier. He had been doing it for years and had started using some of the goods himself. But not as much as Pinkie Pie who bought almost all the drugs he smuggled.

He grabbed on box and opened it as he walked back to the sleeping Tom. “Now it’s a party!” He said getting back up on Tom. He carefully drew a long white line with the powder across Tom. It was a huge line but he knew he could handle it. While one hand lowered a rolled bill towards the line Spike rubbed his other hand across Toms hard skin.

He was about to inhale when he noticed something. At first he wasn’t sure but it looked like there was a blue rectangle in the middle of the room. He knew he couldn’t be tripping’ since he hadn’t had any drugs in the past few hours. As he watched the blue box slowly materialized.

Then Spike realized it just wasn’t a blue rectangle appearing in his house. It was a blue police box. The box fully appeared and Spike watched in horror as the door opened and a brown pony with an hourglass cutie mark stepped out.

“Mr. Hooves!” Spike said trying hide his panic. He got off of the helpless Tom and went up to greet the pony. But as he got close the pony lifted a hoof and slapped Spike like he was a bitch. “That’s DR. Whooves to you!”

Spike rubbed his throbbing cheek. When he looked back up at the Doctor he was looking down the barrel of a revolver in the Doctors hoof. “Oh what the hell?!” Spike yelled backing away from the Doctor. “I know what you’ve been snorting some of the goods Spike!” There was a loud bang and a bullet tore through Spikes leg.

He let out a loud scream and rolled around the floor in pain while Doctor Whooves watched. After spike had covered the floor in his blood and finally settled down grabbing his leg the Doctor walked over and picked him up from the neck.

“W…why?” Spike managed to ask. The doctor grabbed his gun and stuck the barrel right up to Spikes head. “You little Punk. I gave you a half a ton of coke to sell and I haven’t gotten my money!” Spike struggled to speak, “I… Haven’t sold it yet…” The doctor gave him another bitch slap, “You had a month! I sick of your bullshit! I’m rubbing you out and making Pinkie Pie my new smuggler!”

Then the Doctor threw Spike across the room. Spike wearily looked up to see the gun pointed right at his head. “Wait!” He shouted, “I can sell it and give you double!” Spike begged “Too late…” The doctor said about to squeeze the trigger.

“Please!” Begged Spike “What if I give you him?” He asked pointed to Tom who was still on the couch. Doctor Whooves looked from the dragon to the rock. “That’s a boulder.” He said. “No that’s Tom.” Spike corrected him.

“You snort too much cocaine.” The doctor said. Spike looked to the floor “I know. I have a problem.”

“Well… Alright then!” Said the Doctor firing and splattering Dragon brains all over the house.

He tucked the gun away and stepped back into the police box. The box faded away leaving the bloody scene.

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The next day Twilight Sparkle walked through the font door to her house. “Spike! I’m home!” She yelled but there was no response. She walked up the stairs and looked at the scene in her house. Her dragon spike was missing most of his head and a boulder was on her couch with cocaine all over it.

She just smiled “All according to plan.”

Then Pinkie Pie overdoses and died….

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