Seriously, I’m getting so exhausted from this shit. I was patiently waiting for this stuff to go on sale, had alerts on, was in chat rooms where people were conversing about this… I did everything right this time! I went to the page and the Shockwave Hiss tank was sold out before it even loaded. Not only that, I had Bruticus in my cart, and then when I checked out they said it was out of stock! That is some seriously whack shit! What kind of shopping cart software does this two-bit company run? Between this and the Mondo sales, I think I ought to just slit my wrists and bathe in my own blood.

But then again, it’s just stupid toys. Can’t wait to set my zombie cliffjumper on fucking fire.