Going up





Cheeseboards Having a moment. Worn by the comedian Charity Shop Sue in the recent Rottingdean Bazaar show.

Lemon yellow and grey marl The new navy and orange. Mrs Prada-approved. It zings.

Mrs Slocombe Because Frame Chain is making chains on spectacles happen. Her pastel hair is quite 2018, too.

Gunk tank hair Probably not going to take off, tbh, but jolly. See Liam Hodges’s AW18 show for details.

Wearing your watch over your sleeve Total power move. Very “I’m too busy to pull up my sleeve to see the time”.

Gap for hypebeasts See SZA, in a sweatshirt with the old-school Gap insignia for its Logo Remix campaign. Very 90s, very now.

Rihanna in Cannes. Photograph: Getty Images

Going down

Tiny sunglasses The ubiquitous trend set to ruin your summer. On this moonface? Nah.

Wearing a polo neck under a slipdress Now totally beta. Switch to wearing one under a shirt, immediately, for science-teacher-in-the-70s vibes.

Galantines The perfect excuse to utilise the barfing emoji, if you ask us.

‘You got this’ Just a bit overplayed, thanks.

Photograph: Getty Images/Dorling Kindersley

Lunch al desko Far too smug. Doesn’t actually save that much money. Necessitates use of the rank office communal fridge. No.

The Good Wife’s Alicia Florrick The legal fashion reference de nos jours is Fiona Shackleton, working the double vinyl trend on the steps of the Court of Appeal.