Uncivil:

I have had it up to my grey matter with regional racism. As a profound world traveler, I find the business of passports tedious. Is this not the 21st century? Are we not civilized by now? The CIA or Rupert Murdoch can triangulate where your position on this planet is by turning on a cell phone, yet we cannot end the practice of naturalization for Earthlings. Who the hell has a right to call me an Alien in France? I wasn’t born on Remulak, I am the descendent of Homo Erectus. It is unacceptable to be referred to as a citizen of such and such country, what blatant segregation! What Canadian citizens are superior to all, as if non-citizens are biological spawn, emerging from the ancient lake of Victoria?

To be considered a natural citizen of a specific region is akin to being classified as a particular species. I am not a Lhasa Apso, why do I need papers to enter Germany, I am not looking to start my own litter? I never did understand civil rights versus human rights. So only American’s have civil rights, and Columbians have what, coffee rights? Why don’t we all share Pangea Rights? Better yet, let’s abolish human centered rights and work toward co-existing rights. That way we do not have to worry about canine rights and feline rights; we must simplify and not complicate matters of living. Where is the Supreme Council of Specie Homogenization? I nominate Jane Fonda, Margaret Cho, Kony, Gordon Sumner (Sting) and Chaz Bono as the 5 person panel. If there is a deadlock between the four members, Chaz can play both sides to end the tie.