My favorite thing about Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure is that no matter how weird things get in the titular family’s lives, the shit Kishibe Rohan runs into on a daily basis are infinitely weirder by mere virtue of the fact that 90% of his problems are completely unrelated to his superpowers or an ongoing bloodline conflict. Shit just happens

Like, Joseph got in a fight with some buff vampire gods but that’s because his family friend spent millions combing the world for shit like this after a run-in with a vampire as a young man and because he’s heavily implied to be related to Jesus. Rohan meanwhile is just a normal person who got in a treadmill race with a guy he met at the gym one day, and it ended with him tricking the greek god hermes into throwing himself out a third floor window.