Two Random People: Free hats please!

Me: You're not even close! (walks towards a nearby cloud) [Blankly] Oh look. A cloud. (puts hand in and fishes out Derpy) A Derpy!

Derpy: (whispers in ear)

Me: What's that? Okay, I'll tell them. 'I'm a little Derpy and when I grow up, I want to be A MUFFIN!' Derpy. Becomes a muffin! Derpy. Becomes muffin! Derpy.

Random Person: Man this is so--

Me: MUFFIN!

Random Person 3: Stupid.





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