Howdy ho! Wuz out of town this weekend–nipped off to be in the wedding of my bestest bud from grade school. A great time was had by all.

Meanwhile, the Internet burned.

Twit of the week:

Luke Rudkowski (@Lukewearechange)

9/13/12 12:57 PM

I recently confronted Henry Kissinger AGAIN he got really pissed, told me to go to hell and called me a sick person lol

You should totally confront Buzz Aldrin, Luke.

Conspiracy Theory of the Week:

If you thought the Illiad was epic, you should see Xavier Remington’s story about Mr. Rogers and his supernatural vampire slaying powers:

Once he acquired his PBS kid’s show, and became famous he saw the world in far different light. He realized the forces of supernatural evil were very real, and actually physical rather than just metaphysical. He first encountered such evil when a vampire working for the Illuminati approached him on the PBS set, and tried to recruit him for the indoctrination of kids into the New World Order. He flatly refused, and the vampire attacked him later that night. Unfortunately the vampire had no idea who he was dealing with. Fred dispatched him with extreme prejudice. However he did not actually kill him for Fred’s powers were so extensive that he didn’t have to resort to death. He sent the vampire off greatly weakened with a message to his masters to back off. The Illuminati never bothered Mr.Roger’s again after that.

I mean, holy crap! Mr Rogers had angel DNA.

On that happy note, I leave you to stew in the goof that is conspiracy.

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