1. “Keep the Family Close” – Yo how is track 1 on your album gon be 90 mins long b? The fuck type of… Oh hol up…this shit is only 5-1/2 mins. Guess it jus feels like its 3 episodes of The Big Bang Theory long cuz I hate its fuckin guts n I wanna stab it in the face. Listen yo… If the giant invisible asshole in the sky that shitted out Tyga, Ryan Seacrest, n Donald Trump into existence n onto the surface of the earth ever squeezed out a song at some point in time this might be that song. The very first words this muthafucka croons on the album are some the most bitchmade lyrics I ever heard in my life b. If a muthafuckin bed of magical daffodils could write songs it might come up wit some bars that was less bitchmade than this yo. Its like the soundtrack to Cats jus exploded out his ass while son was in the booth n 40 was like “Thats a take” n shit was a wrap. Boom. Son…did you jus call ya exes all your “Lets just be friends”? You need to get kicked in ya damn teeth for that shit alone… Never mind the fact that the next line is:

“How do you not check on me when things go wrong?“

n then

“Ya supposed to put your pride aside n ride for me/Guess it wasnt time…of course you went n chose a side that wasnt mine :'(“

Can you be any more of a self absorbed little emo thot bruh? What you like 8 years old or some shit? Grow a damn dick b…

2. “9” – This a dedication to “the 6” aka Toronto.. In case he lost you wit the witty title this shit is called “9” cuz Aubrey feels like he done turned the city upside down. Ima give yall a moment to allow ya minds to be momentarily blown to fragments before I continue…. *listens to “Ante Up” by M.O.P. to cleanse away the powdered sugar residue of the last song from memory forever*

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…. Anyways this song is softer than squirrel punani.. but compared to the last shit its Beanie Sigel’s “What Your Life Like.” Everything that I or any normal man hates bout this generation of (male) rappers n any remotely successful starved-for-attention fuckface quasi celebs in general can be found within the petty bitchmade words of this song b… The bitterness…the slick little sideways talk n subliminals…the weepin bout how hard it is to love people…the patting of ones self on the back for the eleven millionth time for takin care of ya own people type shit…the TRUST ISSUES… I mean how many times can the same muthafucka regurgitate this thought b?

“I got it right now so I’m everybody’s friend/If I ever lose I bet we never speak again :(“

I also jus wanted to point out that this shit got like a paragraph worth of names in the songwriter credits. Its like the cast of a independent movie on that muthafucka b. Anyways I aint mad at it but fuck this song.