Sotheby's Inc. is looking for an administrative assistant. And judging by this unbelievable Craigslist post, it would seem they could really use one.

The post starts off normal enough — a concise and standard description of the administrative assistant role — but quickly veers off the rails as the post's author appears to accidentally include a rambling IM transcript that chronicles the poster's epic struggles with a simple copy/paste.

It's unclear if the post is real or simply a well executed fake — certainly the author's struggles with a standard "Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V" copy/paste are hard to comprehend, to say the least.

If it's real, it's perfect. If it's fake, it's still a pretty excellent script.

Here is the full text of the post below. Warning: it's pretty brutal.