This is by far THE BEST present I've ever received in a Reddit gift exchange. My Arbitrary Santa wasn't kidding around when he said that he was going all out and was going to spoil me! When I opened the MASSIVE package, I was treated to a whole mountain of US Army paraphernalia, a whole load of Lego sets and an adorable Pokemon plushie!

I feel incredibly thankful and blessed for /u/donutsalad's amazing generosity and excellent stalking skills! Thank you so so so much for the awesome gifts!