Donald Trump Debate Answer Generator

All quotes taken directly from The Donald himself.

On Immigration:

MODERATOR: The question, really, is, why are you right and your opponent wrong?

TRUMP: We have to have strong marching feminists. We have to keep the standards for not raping somebody out of our country. We are -- right now, we're getting the standards for not raping somebody, they're getting the cash. We need strong marching feminists.

On Foreign Policy:

Trump: I never met Slave. This is not my best friend. But if the United States got along with Slave, it wouldn't be so bad. Let me tell you, Slave has outsmarted her and Obama at every single step of the way.

On Nuclear War:

TRUMP: We're in very serious trouble. Because we have a country with tremendous numbers of dicks, 1,800, by the way. Where they expanded and we didn't. 1,800 dicks. And she is playing marching feminists.

On ISIS:

TRUMP: She gave us marching feminists as sure as you are sitting there. And what happened is now marching feminists is in 32 countries. Now I listen to how she's going to get rid of marching feminists. She's going to get to rid of nobody.

On Social Security:

CLINTON: My Social Security payroll contribution will go up, as will Donald's, assuming he can't figure out how to get out of it. But what we want to do is to replenish the Social Security Trust Fund... TRUMP: Such a expensive marching feminists.