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Hitler rants about Day Z and Bohemia and the new Livonia map.

Hitler finds out DayZ is releasing a new map.

00:00 - 00:03 We're getting reports of...

00:04 - 00:05 Bohemia shutting down servers

00:05 - 00:07 here and here.

00:08 - 00:12 They already shut down 50 servers in New York

00:12 - 00:15 and 50 more servers here in Berlin.

00:17 - 00:19 It's because they're preparing

00:19 - 00:21 for a major update that will fix duping.

00:24 - 00:26 My Leader...

00:27 - 00:28 Bohemia...

00:31 - 00:33 Bohemia isn't fixing duping, they're releasing a new map.

00:34 - 00:36 It's called Livonia.

00:53 - 00:58 If you haven't been here since day zero, pre duping, or before 1.0, get out.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?

01:15 - 01:17 A NEW MAP? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

01:18 - 01:23 It's a FUCKING cash grab and all of you idiots will buy it.

01:25 - 01:28 People still running around duping shit.

01:29 - 01:31 Stay calm. He doesn't know you're a duper.

01:31 - 01:34 A filthy fucking cash grab.

01:34 - 01:37 I can't believe this fucking shit.

01:37 - 01:40 AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BUY IT!

01:40 - 01:42 My Leader, new content is always a good thing.

01:42 - 01:46 NEW CONTENT? IT'S A SMALLER VERSION OF CHERNARUS YOU IDIOT!

01:46 - 01:48 My Leader, they also adding a bear and more guns.

01:48 - 01:52 That's exactly what we need. A fucking bear.

01:53 - 01:54 WHAT ABOUT DUPING!?

01:56 - 01:57 There's a million fucking bugs,

01:57 - 02:00 doors are killing people, cars are still shit.

02:00 - 02:03 This game is technically GARBAGE!

02:04 - 02:08 And they have the nerve to release a new map?

02:08 - 02:13 I can't believe these motherfuckers. I can't believe this shit. It's bullshit!

02:14 - 02:16 All I want is for DayZ to be good.

02:17 - 02:21 Those motherfuckers over there at Bohemia don't know what they're DOING!

02:27 - 02:29 All my life I wanted to play DayZ.

02:30 - 02:34 I had to wait. And I waited for years.

02:34 - 02:36 And then one day it came.

02:41 - 02:42 I played for 10 hours that first day.

02:43 - 02:47 AND THEN ALL MY FREE TIME WENT INTO DAYZ DAY AFTER DAY

02:48 - 02:53 I built bases. I killed bambi's on the coast. I did it all.

02:54 - 02:56 I even became a cannibal and ate people.

02:56 - 02:59 I laughed and I cried like a maniac.

03:00 - 03:02 You know how many duper bases I FOUND!

03:04 - 03:07 Please be quiet. He'll never know you built those duper bases.

03:14 - 03:16 I just want a good game.

03:19 - 03:23 Bohemia just wants money. That's clear to me now.

03:25 - 03:26 Map testers...

03:31 - 03:33 if I ever see a Livonia map tester...

03:40 - 03:46 I'm going to rip his eyes out of his sockets and skull fuck him for 7 hours.

03:46 - 03:49 And his dog too.