Alright this is my first fic. I am setting it about a year after Sasuke defeated Itachi. Akatsuki is still after Naruto. I won't spoil any of the story, but it doesn't follow the Manga exactly. We'll see. I really hope that you enjoy it.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters in the Narutoverse. Hell, I don't even want to own him. Kishimoto is doing a great job of it.

Kidnapped

"KIT! WAKE UP KIT!!"

Naruto wakes up lying in the water of the sewers in front of Kyuubi's cage. "Fox, why am I here?"

"The Snake's boytoy, Kabuto, used some kind of jutsu to put you into a coma. And before you ask, I have no idea what is going on. The Snake is blocking my sensory abilities."

"We have to figure out what is going on and get back in control of my body…"

Three days later, in Tsunade's office…

"Kakashi, where the hell is Naruto?"

Kakashi sighs, "Hokage-sama, I have no idea. You haven't even told me what his last mission was."

"He was sent on a simple search and destroy mission. It was only supposed to take three days. That was a week ago. Hell, he didn't even have to do any searching. Shikamaru told him exactly where to find the artifact he was to destroy. "

Tsunade shows Kakashi where Naruto was to go on the map. "Kakashi, I want you to take Sasuke, Sakura and Sai to find him. If you are able to find him, bring his sorry ass back here so I can pound him. If there is anything wrong, investigate the circumstances and find him. Send me messages and let me know what is going on."

Kakashi examines the map and straightens up. "Hai!" And with that he leaves in a puff of smoke.

Tsunade goes back to her desk and pours herself a shot of sake. "That baka better be ok. This isn't like him to be late coming back from a mission."

Over at the dango shop, Sai is about to get knocked out of his shoes…

"SAI!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!"

With his most genuine smile, Sai repeats his innocent comment. "I said that you should just ask Sasuke if he would have sex with…" At that, Sai crashes through the wall and lands in the street on his face.

Sasuke is laughing so hard his almost pisses on himself. "Sakura, give him a break, he has led a sheltered life and doesn't know any better."

"Well that baka better learn! And stop laughing you jerk! It's not funny!"

Just as Sakura is about to punch Sasuke in the face, Kakashi appears between them. "Yo, we have to go on a mission. What happened to Sai?"

"Sakura is teaching him table etiquette." Sasuke laughed as he ducked a chakra-enhanced kick to the head.

"You're just lucky that you had the Sharingan activated, Sasuke-teme. "

"As much fun as this is, meet me at the Gate in 2 hours with enough gear for a long term mission. I'll explain when you get there."

And with that he disappeared in a puff of smoke. Sasuke gets up and tells Sakura, "I'll pick Sai up. Kakashi-sensei seems pretty serious. We better hurry up and get there."

"I'll meet you there. And make sure that I didn't hurt him too badly."

A/N: Okay, this is my first fic. Be gentle. I want any criticism that you will throw my way. I know that Sasuke seems out of character, but he will get back in character in later chapters. Just give it some time. Future chapters will be longer. I just want to set the scene for right now. I hope you enjoyed the first chapter and will stay for future chapters.