The Kavanaugh Hearing today made the Clarence Thomas Hearing look like a lovely tea with the Queen. As everyone knew they would, the Dummocrats on the Judiciary Committee praised Christine Blasey Ford for her courage and bravery and her believability. The Republicans used Rachel Mitchell to ask their questions. For the morning session as Victory Girls’ wonderful Deanna Fisher wrote, Rachel Mitchell was the clear winner. Read Deanna’s piece here. Just so you know, I do not believe Brett Kavanaugh sexually assaulted Blasey Ford or anyone else. I believe that Dr. Blasey Ford has been sexually assaulted and is psychologically quite fragile in her very nature.

Now, that we have that out of the way, let’s get on to the afternoon session. Rachel Mitchell was an epic fail here. At the break, I saw Lindsey Graham and John Cornyn talking and thought, “A change is about to come.” And it did. Yes, we all agree Lindsey Graham finally found his manhood again. Charles Grassley is righteously angry, at last. Brett Kavanaugh showed his completely understandable emotions.

Senator Charles Grassley swears in Dr. Christine Blasey Ford at the morning session of the Kavanaugh Hearing. Photo credit: AP/Tom Williams

But, my people, let us now Dish on the Dems. The Democrats must have gotten together before the hearing started and decided to have a contest. The contest was “Who Could Be the Most Soulless Douche Contest?” And, boy, did they all go for it. We’ll go through them all, but let’s start with the Rank Member (Yes, I did that on purpose.).

1. Dianne Feinstein: This aged hag bounced between “I didn’t hide Ford’s allegations” and “I didn’t leak Ford’s letter”. Maybe her Chinese spy did it. Chairman Charles Grassley was frustrated with DiFi as was the SCOTUS nominee. The woman is 85 and fecking old. Time to retire DiFi. She is soulless, but low on the total douche scale. I am blaming senile dementia in her hippocampus.

2. Patrick Leahy: Speaking of old. He is only 78 but looks older. Did you know the combined ages of the Senators from Vermont is 155 years. Bernie Sanders and Leahy are the Senators. Dayum, Vermont, is that all you got? Leahy was most interested in Kavanaugh’s high school year book and drinking. From the looks of Senator Leahy, he might know about alcopops. Thundering anger about a high school year book and beer. Leahy is soulless and a douche, but does he have the vim and vigor needed to pull out a win?

3. Dick Durbin: For the love of God, Illinois, give us a break. Durbin is a lawyer and has been a U.S. Senator for two decades. He knows the Senate Judiciary Committee has it’s own investigators which made his stunt soulless and douchey. From “Fox News.com”:

Durbin, as part of his questioning of Kavanaugh Thursday, challenged the Supreme Court nominee to himself request an FBI investigation of the allegations. “I’ve got a suggestion for you. Right now, turn to your left, in the front row, to [White House Counsel] Don McGahn,” Durbin said. “Ask him to suspend this hearing and nomination process until the FBI completes its investigation of the charges made by Dr. Ford and others.”

Durbin knows these sexual assault charges are polecat excrement. Durbin has a real shot at winning the soulless douche championship.

4. Sheldon Whitehouse: This mental midget with a smile like the Grinch claimed the Republicans were conspiring to deny Blasey Ford a fair hearing. Not even minor league douchery. Go home Sheldon. You don’t even get a participation trophy.

5. Amy Klobuchar: Minnesota is cold and frigid much like…never mind. This woman is a piker in the douche and soulless category. Give her a few years and she could equal DiFi. No participation trophy for her either.

6. Christopher Coons: Like his state Delaware, Coons is little. I mean, in intelligence, imagination and philosophy. Nope to this loser. Just postpone for a week and let the FBI investigate. Loser.

7. Richard Blumenthal: I have a special hatred in my heart for Richard Blumenthal. I lived in Connecticut and didn’t care for the State. The whole State. And, as a military daughter, mother and aunt, I despise people who lie about their service. Richard Blumenthal lied about deployment. Since he has no understanding in his hippocampus about hypocrisy, he opened his pie hole after the session:

Jerk face hypocritical liar. Definite contender for the the Soulless Douche winner.

8. Mazie Hirono: She is a man-hating, partisan hack. Not smart enough to be soulless or douchey. Mahalo, beyotch.

9. Cory Booker:

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10. Kamala Harris: Oh these two youthful contenders have it all. Youth, overweening ambition, craven desire for power. Booker has admitted to groping in high school and doesn’t see the hypocrisy in his questioning of Kavanaugh. Truly soulless.

And, Harris plays to the camera like a champion. Dripping condescension from the Obama School of Acting, she is definitely in it for the long haul.

Definitely both contenders.

Okay VG readers. I have laid it all out for you. It’s your turn. Which Dummocrat won the “Most Soulless Douche Contest”? Let’s hear it.