The laundry list is exhausting to peruse. The Jets are terrible at so many things right now, it’s hard to keep up with them all. The offensive line is a sieve, turning every snap into the Gold Rush of 1849. When the eight or so defenders do reach their destination, they are crashing into the third-string quarterback.

The defense?

Put it this way: When you lose a karmic battle with Odell Beckham Jr., you have really done something to tick off the celestial football judges. The moment Gregg Williams issued the dumbest two-word comment of the young season Friday — asking no one and everyone, “Odell who?” — was the moment Beckham was destined to take a slant pass 89 yards to the house, allowing for a rare moment of combined green and blue angst all across town.

See, it isn’t just that the Jets lost 23-3. It isn’t just that the season seems perilously close to the abyss after only 120 minutes and two weeks. It isn’t even how banged up the Jets are, with the sidelines looking more and more like a triage unit.

Losing is one thing.

Ineptitude … that’s something else entirely.

“We’ve got to do a better job than what we’re doing,” Jets coach Adam Gase said, sounding every bit as beaten as he looked working the sidelines Monday night. “We can play so much better than this. The details of all three phases can get a lot better.”

The Jets were lucky their fans were in a charitable mood — or, perhaps, have already been so beaten down by bad news, they’ve been softened to mush. The crowd of 78,523 provided a stirring ovation in the second quarter when Sam Ficken booted a 46-yard field goal to draw the Jets within 13-3. It was a welcome change of pace for fans who’d seen their place-kickers this year make clearing uprights look more difficult than solving a Rubik’s Cube with their feet.

And they were encouraging of Luke Falk, who’d replaced Trevor Siemian after Siemian’s ankle bent in a way human ankles aren’t supposed to bend (and who, in turn, had replaced Sam Darnold, stricken with mononucleosis). Falk actually provided one of the spasms of hope Monday, completing 20 of 25 passes for 198 yards using a limited portion of the playbook.

“I’ve got some learning to do,” he said afterward. “But I felt like we started to do some good things out there.”

Of course, it was a terribly low bar. The Browns picked apart the Jets defense on the way to an early 13-0 lead, and they shredded the Jets offense before knocking out the quarterback. The game was over long before Beckham took his triumphant gallop down the field, and that was the troubling part.

Non-successful you can explain away. Non-competitive is harder.

“We have to take a hard look at this,” Gase said, “and see what’s going on.”

The harder look is thinking about what’s ahead. Because right now, these are the things the Jets have to look forward to in the immediate future:

1. Le’Veon Bell. He’s as good as advertised, as fun as you remember him in black and gold, but he’s also all by himself. And even Bell found himself caught in the vortex of clumsiness when he fumbled at the Cleveland 6 with just under 7 minutes to play as he struggled to find the end zone.

2. They get their bye in two weeks. Never has a team needed one more.

3. They get to play the Patriots next week! (That’s a joke, by the way.)

4. There is the prospect of joining with the Giants on either a 1-31 tour through the regular season or, if we are REALLY lucky, 0-30-2. (That’s also a joke.)

(I think.)

It’s almost funny: A day earlier, the Giants had left their fans despondent after a second straight paean to gross football ugliness, and they’d gone ahead and opened the door to everyone’s favorite parlor game, the quarterback controversy, less than eight hours before the Jets kicked off.

Until the Jets said: “Hold our beer.”

“We’ll have to look at these guys, see who’s doing their job and who’s not,” Gase said. “Maybe change some pieces around.”

And there are a lot of faulty pieces. Gase has a coordinator who really does need to be gagged with a spoon for his own good. He planned on benching one of his highest-played players, Trumaine Johnson, before summoning him for garbage time when Nate Hairston was hurt; that’ll take up some of his time this week. He has a third-string QB facing a Patriots team that hasn’t allowed a touchdown since last January.

Other than that? All’s swell in the land of the Jets.