Today’s cartoon is not, I repeat NOT based on my life. I have a full head of green hair. Rather it was told to me by a friend who luckily has the kind of head that can pull off baldness.

I was out with the friend who told me this last night and was telling him I was going to post it. My wife said “Well Bearman doesn’t check out women’s boobs.” I replied “Well I guess I am sly enough that YOU don’t notice”