Who could've seen this coming? (You should've. Really, this thing was telegraphed pretty obviously. Sometimes I'm not subtle.)







Also: did I cheat around Porkpatch's bitch-and-a-half-to-draw design by only drawing him in this comic mostly submerged? Yes. Yes, I did. No regrets.





FNAF and all its characters belong to Scott Cawthon.











PANEL 1:



Funtime Foxy: CHARGE!



PANEL 2:



Springtrap: Of course we can't just get the stupid key. Of course. And we're on a lilypad and there's no cover and if we have to start again, I'm gonna be so-



PANEL 3:



Springtrap: ...Son of $#@&, they DO have a weight limit.



PANEL 4:



Springtrap: Hey, Goldie! You got anything that puts holes in stuff?



Goldie: DO I!



PANEL 6:



Foxy: Back to the boat! The lilypad's sinking!



PANEL 7:



Bonnie: Wow.



Goldie: Physics is a harsh mistress.

