In between completing his extensive home improvements Fred West, it would appear, took some time Stateside to model a new range of biker pipes.

The enthusiastic DIY-er can be seen here sporting the latest dope-smoking accessory as he rides in-the-wind at speeds approaching 60mph.

But if this smoking requisite appears to be too big and cumbersome, fear not. The same company's 'pocket rocket' allows the same level of traveling convenience without 'mess or fuss'.

No wonder accident rates have improved.

Helmetless, bare hands and arms and absolutely smashed off his tits whilst he puffs away on his doobie. It's hardly going to stand up to a rigorous health and safety dynamic risk assessment is it?