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Photo: Courtesy of XL Recordings.

Bummer

Oh, darn! We can't willingly sell our souls to the mysterious, all-knowing, perma-controlled society that we casually submit to every day. Oh well. It's not a matter of joining; it's about dedication; it's about demonstrating how willing you are to be a member. It's rumored that they'll approach those worthy enough when the time is right. Then, they bring you into a room with all the world's luxuries, offer it to you in exchange for your soul. A booming laugh echoes, and there your soul goes. Bye, soul. Hello, fame and fortune!



It begins with acceptance and noticing the Illuminati influence in everything you do. Then, and only then, will your chances of being initiated increase. If nothing happens, well, at least you have interesting party fodder. So, there's that.