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Beware the Coronavirus SUPER-SPREADER! ▲ The 3 easy things YOU need to establish a successful cult and GET RICH! ▲ The cult leader with 93 Rolls Royce automobiles who lectures about greed ▲ How to spot suckers that will make you rich ▲ The biker that enlightened Larry about cults ▲ All this and more in this mystical episode!

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The news is always insane. Usually, it’s one flavor or insanity at a time. But now, we have a plague conflated with a doomsday cult, which is more fun than a barrel full of deadly pathogens. When I first read the term “super–spreader,” I laughed out loud. In my mind, I saw some guy with a gator-sized maw running through thick crowds as he sneezed and coughed – a human Godzilla spreading death with droplets of diseased saliva and sputum.

Unlike Godzilla, It would take a while for the crowd to react to him. Godzilla was the size of a building. A person – even a deadly one – just isn’t as noticeable. But after a while, after the threat spread through the throng, people would run in terror. That’s always fun to watch.

That could happen in real life, right? What an opportunity for pranksters! The same warped mind that would joke about a bomb on an airplane, could point to a stranger – or a friend – and scream CORONA SUPER SPREADER! And people would scatter and flee as they would from a live grenade. (Gee, is that warped mind mine?}

Of course, some idiot would dial 911. Idiots always dial 911, thinking cops can handle anything just like in idiot movies and idiot TV shows. And when the cops showed up – what would they do?

This is the third episode I’ve created that dealt (in part) with Corona virus. And as usual, in this so-called ‘information age,’ nobody knows what the fuck is going on. Wall St. is shitting blood, Asian cities are on lock-down and tales of madness are flying like monkeys over Oz. Where does the truth lie?

Only time will tell.

A few days ago, I stopped in Home Depot to pick up stuff for a minor sand and paint job. Face masks were sold out.

As the death-toll rises, so will Krazy Kult enrollment. Even when the world is kinda / sorta on an even keel, morons throng cults. When the apocalypse is nigh, those cults won’t need to recruit, they’ll have monstrous cover-charges at the temple door, like trendy nightclubs.

Nobody wants to drink alone. Or die alone.

In this episode, I dump all over this dead asshole.

BTW, why do people say we should have respect for the dead? When assholes die, do they become great guys? Maybe defamers of the dead are worried about being haunted? Or meeting an angry, vengeful soul on the other side? I’m no brawler, but I’m confident my ghost can kick his ghost’s ass.

Anyway, his name was Rajneesh, then Bhagwan, and just before he croaked, Osho. (Ever notice how assholes are always changing their names?) He was a con artist and bilked thousands of morons out of tens (hundreds?) of millions of dollars. The morons bought him Lear jets and 93 Rolls Royce automobiles and hundreds of iced Rolex watches etc. And he had the balls to preach about greed.

I don’t hate him, though. I envy him. To be honest, people that stupid deserve to be bilked. They really do. And then ridiculed.

As I have done, so it shall be done.

Go in peace, my children.

Namaste.

And cover yer fuckin’ cough.

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