Greetings Mortals.

It is I, the Lich King. The time has come for you to bear witness as my brilliant stratagem fully unfolds. The accursed developers, their support teams, and that guy with the coffee . . . ALL will yield before the Lord of the Scourge!

They will come to understand that no one orders ME around. In the final hour, all must serve the one . . . true . . . king.