Louis C.K. used to be the head writer of the short-lived Dana Carvey Show. He also used to be a big detractor of a young Jimmy Fallon. So when Fallon and his “tight little ass” auditioned for the show with a set of troll dolls in the ‘90s, C.K. made damn sure the adorable young buck didn’t get the job. (Aside from this incredible story, there’s also a rare gem in here of C.K. doing an impression … of Fallon doing some impressions.)