The French Open is one of my least favorite slams, just because we always know who the winner is going to be. Rafael Nadal. But this year seems a little different, as Nadal has been “struggling” on the dirt. I mean, he’s lists like 5 sets so far. That’s bad!

So anyways, today I feel like analyzing the French Open draw, because I wanna be the next prophet of tennis. So get out your popcorn and start reading, because I’m gonna give you all the best info on the potential quarterfinalists of the French Open.

Section 1: Rafael Nadal

This might be the most obvious section of them all. There is absolutely nobody in this section besides Mr. Rafael Nadal, so yes Nadal is most likely gonna win this draw. Jack Sock and Denis Shapovalov could potentially challenge Nadal, but this is supposed to be an accurate prediction.

Section 2: Kevin Anderson

This is another dud of a draw. There is absolutely nobody good in this draw besides the GOAT Kevin Anderson. Norma Coric could prove challenging if he makes it far enough, but let’s be real, the next-gen has been a major flop. I have absolutely no faith in Coric making it far enough to face off against my boy Anderson. Get hyped for a Nadal-Anderson semifinal.

Section 3: Fabio Fognini

This is a wildcard pick for sure. Fabio Fognini obviously plays his best tennis on clay. I mean, taking a set off Nadal on clay and beating Thiem takes some serious skill. Now both Kyle Edmund and Marin Cilic are in this draw, but Cilic plays an aggressive game, one that’s suited for grass, and Kyle Edmund is just inconsistent as heck. So my money is on Fognini, who’s the king of inconsistency.

Section 4: Juan Martin Del Potro

This is a tough bracket to be honest. Del Potro will have to face John Isner in the fourth round, and obviously it will be a riveting matchup. But I feel like Del Thortro can come out on top against the serving GOAT, because let’s be real Isner sucks ballsacks on clay. There is really nobody there to tire out my boy Delpo before his fourth round match, and unless his groin injury halts him he should make it to the quarters easy.

Section 5: Gaël Monfils

This is a tough one. Monfils is going to be forced to play David Goffin in the third round, but I feel like Monfils can take him. Monfils grew up playing on the French clay, and he has the perfect game to counter the aggressive and flat shots of Goffin. In the fourth round, Monfils will probably face Carreño Busta, and we all know that Busta’s nose will halter his playing ability against Monfils.

Section 6: Novak Djokovic

You heard it straight from the source. Novak Djokovic is back, baby, and stronger than ever. He is most definitely feeling confident after his strong run at the Italian Open, and the only person in his section who can challenge him is Grigor Dimitrov, who is kinda Novak’s bitch. Also, Djokovic’s style of play is fit for slower courts like the French, and a confident and uninsured Novak should be able to make waves against his inferior opponents.

Section 7: Dominic Thiem

Yes, this is the section with Kei Nishikori, and Thiem recently lost to Fognini, but hear me out. Thiem rakes at Roland Garros, and has made the semifinals the past 2 years. And to be fair, I just don’t think that Nishikori’s body can handle the stress of clay. He’s just way too fragile.

Section 8: Alexander Zverev

This is also a pretty straightforward section. Zverev really has nobody in his section that can really give him a challenge. Stan Wawrinka obviously is a good player, making the finals of the French last year, but to be honest he’s been pretty shit since his injury. Although knowing Zverev, he’ll probably lose to freaking Berankis in the first round because we all know he chokes in slams.