my most favorite thing is when men claim they aren’t misogynists by saying they are in favor of “over-the-counter birth control” and want to help every woman get affordable access to it so easily. that way we can shut Planned Parenthood and socialist healthcare down because all the whores can get birth control and then all these dumb sluts will shut up and these heroic men won’t be so exhausted and upset from fighting against abortions and socialism and adult children. if we’d all just learn how not to be pregnant and controlled ourselves for like two seconds instead of bitchfests and disgusting orgies with asinine frat boys the real men could get some real work done.

those are my new favorite people. “over-the-counter birth control.” what can possibly be wrong with that? they ask. what can possibly be wrong with that i answer. Hormone treatment. Over-the-counter. No consultation. No structure for bad reactions, finding the right dose, or knowing all that much at all. It’s just a pill, after all. Like taking an aspirin a day. And what happens in places like abortion clinics besides paying too much money so we can all act like a bunch of tramps? Why are women so hysterical about everything. It’s like we just won’t be happy until men stop trying to run our lives.