This shortcut tells a random one-liner from the dedicated subreddit.

When you run the shortcut, it will ask if you want to Calibrate or Run.

If you choose 'Calibrate', it will save to your files a single .txt with every single one-liner from the oneliners subreddit. This may take a couple minutes depending on your internet connection. If the file already exists, it will replace it. Clicking 'Run' will do nothing if you have not calibrated it before.

When you choose 'Run', it will choose a random one liner and return it through Siri or an alert.