(I’m walking to my next class when I pass a man with a sign asking for money to buy food. He looks pretty hungry, being a broke college student, I don’t have any money, but I do have a granola bar. I offer him that.)

Man: *examining the granola bar closely* “Hold on, I have to check if this is organic and GMO free.”

Me: “I don’t think it is…”

Man: “Yeah, it’s definitely not.”

(He hands the granola bar back to me.)

Man: “Thanks anyway. Next time, bring something that’s not full of pesticides and funding Monsanto.”