Wow. Wow wow wow. I didn’t give my Santa much to work off of, so I’m thinking he either enlisted the help of the CIA to listen in on my Amazon Echo, or he’s actually Santa.

I got home from a extra long shift at work today to find a nice plump box sitting on my porch (but I didn’t order anything?!?!). One glance at the address label and I knew it had to be from my Secret Santa. What a great way to arrive home from an extra long day at work! In a holiday cheer induced panic, I struggled (for the first time in my life) to find a knife to open the package with (I always have a knife). This time, I regretfully opened it with a fork, and inside I found a beautifully written letter (which had me smiling and laughing instantly, and three perfectly wrapped presents (once again, the CIA or elves). But which to start with?!

I decided to start with the small soft package (that's what she said?) and with one small rip, I instantly knew I was in for a surprise when I saw some tactical olive drab green. Indeed I was... Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner! A beautifully designed PUBG graphic tee that completely captures the essence of winning a round of PUBG. Now I can make all my friends jealous (the same friends who make me jealous because they actually have PCs and can play the game) but do they have such a cool t-shirt? No, they probably don't.

Up next? A surprisingly heavy box... a new set of power walking weights? Perhaps maybe Legos, but no it didn't pass the Lego shake test. Even better... a black and terrifying tactical gun mug! Now I can practice trigger discipline all day long whilst sipping on my coffee and simultaneously making everyone in my (ultra tactically minded) office ultra tactically jealous.

And last but not least a beautiful diamond necklace. No wait, that's just what the box felt like. Is this the exact same pen that has been in my Amazon shopping cart for months? Why yes it is! How could have The CIA Santa known... [changes Amazon password]. This thing has earned a permanent spot in my car's console because it will undoubtedly come in handy very soon! Although girlfriends often steal pens, I dare her to try and steal this one.

Anyways, what a great thing to find after work, and a great way to get some early and amazing holiday cheer. My santa went above and beyond to think of a relevant and awesome gift to send, and I was pleasantly surprised given the lack of information.

This is definitely something I will always remember, and I will definitely be back next year!

Thank you CIA Santa! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

-thatguywholied