This kind Redditor sent me their very own copy of Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett. They opted to send me a used book, which is no problem in my eyes, in fact I quite appreciated it because they said that when they received the book they had trouble reading English, and so borrowed a friends Polish version. Now here I am, the first person to read these pages (apart from the first 20 apparently) and I very much look forward to reading it!