Conner and Nick(i will never use capital letters for thier names gain becouase yolo)had failed all of thier GCSES becouase

they smoked weed instead of revising for thier exams and ick tried to bride the exsaminor(with weed) and conner bitched

slapped the same exsaminor for not acceptung the dank kush that they had bought from a man called dave. To get that

particular brand of fine dank kush they had to suck of the hole of faze klan. They had gotten Us in all of there GCSES and

ha been banned from ever taking any GCSE ever sgain. Luckly the head of thier high school was the head mod at /r/trees

and had no scoped noobs back 2001 (before cod was popular obvz). He called nick and conner into his office the next

day after the exsiminor filed a law soutw on the entire schol after he found out that the school was making poples make countefit

doirtios know as pooitous instead of acttually of traching maths and shit. The head master was around 22 years old was fat and wore

fedora evey were. conner aqnd nick sat down on the floor while the head master sat on a office chair. He turned on his xbox

360(becouase he disided that it would be a good idea to use grant money from the goverment that was suposed to be used

for computers to buy xboxi and a solid gold staute of him no scoping some 2 year old). "boayz im angry with your only

chance is in suceeding in life is to follow me into this beat up white van blind folded and wihtout any clothes on" he

he said softly while pointed at a beat white fordtransit van. Nautrally conner and nick complied becouase what could

possible dogy about what the head master was asking them to do? They took thier clothes off and walked to the van and

the head master was "guiding" them. They got into the van when they saw a man in a suite around the age of 40 with a suite case.

"YO HOMMIE WHAT THE FUCK IS DIS SHIT WHY DAE NAKED" the white guy said in a the tone a sassy black women whould confunt

her landlord. The headmaster said sorry i thought you wanted to play tiddly winks with them. THe businness man took out

a a one satoshi paper wallet and trough it in the air the head master naturally stated chaing after it."howdey im COO

of 9gag"said the buisnnes man" dont you mean CEO said nik. "shut the fuck up before i beat yo ass... off course i know

that theceo of 9gag is 12 year old you dumb shit who eles is dumb enough to run a website that only exists to seal content

of reddit" nick shrugged since it all made seance. "listen here out old sysadmins died after we accdedly buried them

alive"the buissness man was bos\ously suicidal. "We want you two take over since you guys a perfect for the job" he said

in a smooth but ghetto vpoice" "you will go to our state of the art HQ and be paid what ever the ceo can with draw from

his moms credit card plus unlimted mountin dew and doritors buuuuut you will ned to work 12 hours a day and 25 hours a day

on cod luanch day or whenever there is a new viral video" "sir there are only 24 hours in a day" said nick SHUT THE FUCK

UP HOMIE you will be reqwired to work with us until half life 3 is announced and oh yeah you cant leave util then ever

and if you try to escape i will shank your mum" oooooooook sir said nick and conner" what if i dont want to said conner

"then i nake shure you not get any mroe dank kush until your grrandkids are 300 years old" conner and nick gladly agreed