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Reporter: Sir, is it true that your presidential campaign is now based on one issue- The invasion of Greenland Rat: Yes: It's a territory of the Danes and they won't see it coming. Reporter: But why Greenland? Rat: Because it's eight times the size of Great Britain, but only has 57,000 people, which is not much more than Sarasota, Florida. Reporter:I see, so by that logic, why not just invade Sarasota, Florida? Rat: Well now there's an idea. Reporter: And sadly he's still better than the other two candidates. Rat: Sarasota, your retirement communities are mine!