So after taking the full extent of the time to ship, I was beginning to think a package would never come, but at the last possible minute NotMelGibson (Hopefully it was him) sent the package. OMG The Oatmeal book! I've always wanted to buy this. I was also sent one of a kind chocolate sauce, which apparently goes great with a side of ta-tas. But sadly I am single right now and have no ta-tas to lather, at least sober anyway. If you lived closer, I'd thank you with chocolate sauce all over the body.* Thank you. I will post pictures tomorrow.

*Offer may not be valid for males