Rep. Eric Swalwell is running for president.

Shocking.

It’s not like the guy has been basically telling the world he’s running for president since LAST YEAR but hey, since he’s made it super official this time people on Twitter have gone above and beyond in trying to help Swallows-well come up with a few different campaign slogans on #SwalwellCampaignSlogans.

Because as a rule, Conservative/Republican Twitter is full of givers.

And carers.

Here are some of the ‘best’.

Get Nuked With Swalwell #SwalwellCampaignSlogans — The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 9, 2019

HA HA HA HA HA

Hey, at least I don't eat my salad with a comb amirite #SwalwellCampaignSlogans — Skid Willie (@SkidWillie) April 9, 2019

True story.

"He's not as dumb as AOC! *Ok, he is, but his voice isn't as nasal.*"#SwalwellCampaignSlogans — Snake Plushkitten: Escape from Twytter (@justplncate) April 9, 2019

OMG YES!

Awwww.

Who am I and why am I here? #SwalwellCampaignSlogans — Just A Russian Hack (@Anewhomestar) April 9, 2019

Good question.

You trust me with the nuclear codes, right?#SwalwellCampaignSlogans — BTME (@btme87) April 9, 2019

No.

Bleh.

The nominee who makes you feel like less of a failure in comparison. #SwalwellCampaignSlogans — Go see Unplanned (@Journaltwits) April 9, 2019

This could definitely work.

I don't know who you are, either, but I'd vote for you. #SwalwellCampaignSlogans — Poor Substitute for Publius (@psforpublius) April 9, 2019

If you'll find another coffee shop in the snow because you won't go into trump tower but will eat at panera bread vote for me #SwalwellCampaignSlogans — Paulotics (@myapaulogies) April 9, 2019

“I got owned nightly by Tucker Carlson, and all I got was this crappy presidential campaign.” #SwalwellCampaignSlogans — Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) April 9, 2019

Make America Glow Again#SwalwellCampaignSlogans — Darrick Johnson (@darrickjohnson) April 9, 2019

This would look great on a bumper sticker.

Our contribution: If you’re stupid and you know it vote for me!

Rep. Swalwell could totally use a bunch of these, right?

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