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By DracØssack - Shadowmoon. Code for Ø is Alt-0126. Ask for permission to repost before stealing, please.

00:00 - 00:03 Our forces have infiltrated the Eye of Azshara.

00:04 - 00:05 They are showing promising progress

00:05 - 00:07 even against Bolstering enemies.

00:08 - 00:12 They have already killed two enemy leaders

00:12 - 00:15 and are progressing to the giant serpent, here.

00:17 - 00:19 Listen in on their raid chat

00:19 - 00:21 I want a live update.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 The hunter…

00:31 - 00:33 The hunter used barrage and pulled a seagull.

00:34 - 00:38 The tank has lost threat and the Hunter somehow instantly died.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone out, except my advisors.

01:13 - 01:15 Look at that!

01:15 - 01:18 How can they get out of my room so quickly but spend ten seconds standing in a hazard!

01:18 - 01:23 None of the forces you have trained are competent!

01:25 - 01:28 Have we learned nothing from our wipes in Wailing Caverns?!

01:28 - 01:29 [Cries in Common]

01:29 - 01:31 We had to ten-man The Deadmines!

01:31 - 01:34 And you send this group to attack an enemy location with seagulls?

01:34 - 01:37 The Hunter pet's taunt was on the whole time

01:37 - 01:40 And the Paladin you sent is worse than Tirion at using the Light!

01:40 - 01:42 My Fuhrer, the Hunter has more legendaries than he can equip!

01:42 - 01:46 Your Hunter feigned death! He knows the seagull is the end to all life!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, we can set up a stun rotation!

01:48 - 01:52 You think a seagull with ten stacks of Bolstering cares about a stun rotation!?

01:53 - 01:54 Seagulls are the number one stunners!

01:56 - 01:57 Even the Burning Legion fears seagulls

01:57 - 02:00 When Gul'dan goes to sleep at night,

02:00 - 02:04 he checks his closet for a seagull!

02:04 - 02:08 Shamans can walk on water, but seagulls can swim through land!

02:08 - 02:13 We only have to worry about the Old Gods because a seagull killed the New Gods!

02:14 - 02:16 Not even Leeroy Jenkins would pull a seagull!

02:17 - 02:21 If Seagulls were in LFR, It'd be called "Looking for Resurrection"

02:27 - 02:29 The repair bills will be high.

02:30 - 02:34 This hurts me. I farmed so much Starlight

02:34 - 02:36 Without a Sky Golem!

02:41 - 02:42 My gold goes...

02:43 - 02:47 Into the mouth of a seagull who will surely drop nothing more than ten silver!

02:48 - 02:53 Blizzard brought Survival back so less Hunters would barrage.

02:54 - 02:56 Obviously that didn't do much...

02:56 - 02:59 It's as if all Hunters see through Illidan's eyes...

03:00 - 03:02 They are all blind! Blind to the threat of seagulls!

03:04 - 03:07 [Comforts friend in Common]

03:14 - 03:16 We need a new plague...

03:19 - 03:23 If anyone knows Putress from the Wrathgate...

03:25 - 03:26 Please send him...

03:31 - 03:33 The Brew of the Month.

03:40 - 03:46 We could try to report the seagull and get him banned

03:46 - 03:49 But I bet the seagull would just disorient the ban hammer.