Mitebiteatnite Mon 07-Oct-19 08:41:17

And nobody will own up. We redecorated our downstairs loo about 6 weeks ago, and I made a little display of stones and shells we've collected over the last year. I was having a clean up before we had guests over yesterday and I discovered somebody has moved one of the stones and put a tiny half potato in there! What the actual fuck? DH and the kids both deny responsibility, and we have had no guests since the toilet was decorated. Also of note, is the fact that the last time we had new potatoes was back in July when we'd picked them from the allotment.



So where did the phantom potato come from? It's cooked, because it's fairly soft. Looks like it has a light coating of butter. How long has it been there and why have I only just noticed it?!