Commentary by Justin Igger

See y’all. That’s what I’m talking about right there. Black folks have had enough. We tired of lettin mufuckas sell us liquor in our communities and then they be trippin when we forget to pay for shit. Knowmsayin.

If a drunk bitch accidentally stick a beer in her purse and try to walk out the door, just let her. Sheeit. I’m sure she done bought plenty of beers at that store. Made those Apu mufuckas hella money. You already know.

That man gonna try and grab a bitch. Then when she bite his ass so she can get away, he gonna hit that woman upside her head with a beer bottle. Split her wig wide open. Bitch even had to get stitches. She dindu nuffin either. Axe her lawyer. And that shit hurt her so bad, she still cryin and shit. She gonna sue they ass. Fo real.

But when you fuck with a drunk hoe from the hood, you fuckin with the whole hood. Knowmsayin. You know that bitch warned him while they was tusslin. I guarantee you she told him he fuckin with the wrong bitch. She wasn’t lyin either.

Every babymamma in the hood got at least one crazy babydaddy. Or suck some crazy nigga dick on the weekends. Now you know why.

You be thinkin, why that bitch have a baby by that crazy ass nigga? Or why she always suckin that ugly nigga dick behind the dumpster on Friday night? Cause when a mufucka fuck with her, she send that nigga to handle shit. Take care of biness. Knowmsayin.

Them people learnt they lesson though. I promise you that. In a year, after the store fixed from gettin burnt to the ground. All the niggas will buy they liquor there. They’ll know a mufucka won’t say shit if they accidentally forget to pay for they beer. Errybody will get insomnia when they walk into that store. Is it insomnia or amnesia? Hell, I don’t know. Whatever they call that shit that make you forget to pay for your beer.

Those owners will have a big sign behind the register that tell they employees: “Don’t say shit if a mufucka forget to pay for something or your ass is fired.”

Balee dat.