Trust me, he'll want the whole thing to go away fast before it becomes a class-action lawsuit — there are millions of people out there suffering similar pain — so I'll likely walk off with a pile of cash and then I'll quit and move somewhere near a big mountain and you won't have me around to call a "liberal puke" or a "loser" or a "marketer of evil." (I actually like that last one. Had it made into a T-shirt.)