Each week, Queerty picks one blowhard, hypocrite, airhead, sanctimonious prick or other enemy of all that is queer to be the Douche of the Week. Have a nominee for DOTW? E-mail it to us at [email protected].

It’s been a while since we heard from the Prince of Darkness, Karl Rove. Frankly, Honestly we thought someone finally put a stake through his heart.

But the former Bush cognoscenti popped up on Faux News this morning to chastise President Obama for politicizing the issue of marriage. (Who knew he could come out of his cave during daylight?)

Um, kind of like Rove and Co. did in 2004 to help sabotage John Kerry’s presidential aspirations?

And just in case you’re keeping score, Rove—the man who practically created the phrase “family values”—has been divorced twice and is on the prowl for Wife Number Three.

All together now: What a douche!