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DC United Playoff Chances Did not play, playoff odds down 0.2 to 55% 3 points 1-0-1 Add your own league How are these numbers calculated? Big Games How we did last week and who we should root for this week. Explain Week of 3/7 100.0* Chance in playoffs 100.0* Win MLS Cup 100.0* Supporters Shield 100.0* Wooden Spoon 100.0* Average seed DC United 2 Miami 1 +6.3 +0.5 +0.5 -2.1 +0.6 New England 1 Chicago 1 +0.4 -0.1 Colorado 2 Orlando 1 +0.4 +0.0 Toronto FC 1 NYCFC 0 -0.1 Atlanta 2 Cincinnati 1 -0.1 LAFC 3 Philadelphia 3 +0.1 San Jose 2 Minnesota 5 -0.1 -0.1 LA Galaxy 0 Vancouver 1 +0.1 If winner is: Home Draw Away Week of 3/14 100.0* Chance in playoffs 100.0* Win MLS Cup 100.0* Supporters Shield 100.0* Wooden Spoon 100.0* Average seed Cincinnati vs DC United -5.3 +0.3 +11.3 -0.6 -0.0 +1.3 -0.7 -0.2 +1.8 +0.8 -0.2 -1.5 -0.5 +0.0 +1.0 Philadelphia vs San Jose -0.6 +0.4 +0.8 -0.0 +0.0 +0.1 -0.0 +0.0 +0.1 New England vs Portland -0.6 +0.4 +0.8 -0.0 +0.0 +0.1 -0.0 +0.0 +0.1 Miami vs LA Galaxy -0.5 +0.4 +0.8 -0.0 +0.0 +0.1 -0.0 +0.0 +0.1 Toronto FC vs Nashville -0.5 +0.4 +0.8 -0.1 +0.1 +0.1 -0.0 *+0.0 +0.1 -0.0 +0.0 +0.1 Columbus vs RSL -0.5 +0.4 +0.8 -0.1 +0.1 +0.1 -0.0 +0.0 +0.1 NYCFC vs FC Dallas -0.6 +0.3 +0.7 +0.0 +0.0 -0.1 +0.1 -0.0 -0.1 -0.1 +0.0 +0.1 Minnesota vs NY Red Bulls +0.4 *-0.0 -0.9 +0.0 *+0.0 -0.1 -0.1 +0.1 +0.1 +0.0 *-0.0 -0.1 Atlanta vs Sporting KC -0.4 +0.3 +0.6 -0.1 +0.0 +0.1 +0.0 +0.1 -0.1 -0.0 +0.0 +0.1 Orlando vs Chicago -0.1 +0.4 -0.2 Vancouver vs Colorado +0.0 +0.0 -0.1 Houston vs Seattle +0.0 +0.0 -0.1 +0.1 -0.0 -0.1 * A starred number could be exactly 0 or just really small. The simulation did not run long enough to know. What If Chances based on how well DC United finishes out the regular season. Explain 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 If finish: Chance in Supporters Chance will finish regular season at seed Wooden TP W - D - L playoffs Shield 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 Spoon Count 77 -99 In 100.0 % 100 No 9,072 * 76 23 - 4 - 5 In 99.9 100 0 No 754 * 75 22 - 6 - 4 In 99.8 100 0 No 1,390 * 74 22 - 5 - 5 In 99.5 100 0 No 2,451 * 73 22 - 4 - 6 In 99.3 100 0 No 4,279 * 72 21 - 6 - 5 In 99.0 100 0 No 7,201 * 71 21 - 5 - 6 In 98.1 100 0 No 12,029 * 70 20 - 7 - 5 In 97.2 99 1 No 19,402 * 69 20 - 6 - 6 In 95.8 99 1 0 No 31,247 * 68 20 - 5 - 7 In 93.6 98 2 0 No 47,772 * 67 19 - 7 - 6 In 90.8 97 3 0 No 73,421 * 66 19 - 6 - 7 In 86.8 96 4 0 0 No 108,462 * 65 19 - 5 - 8 In 81.2 94 6 0 No 158,878 * 64 18 - 7 - 7 In 74.3 91 9 0 0 No 226,836 * 63 18 - 6 - 8 In 65.6 87 12 0 0 No 318,086 * 62 17 - 8 - 7 In 55.6 82 17 1 0 No 438,137 * 61 17 - 7 - 8 In 44.4 76 22 2 0 0 No 590,356 * 60 17 - 6 - 9 In 33.1 68 28 4 0 0 No 778,250 * 59 16 - 8 - 8 In 22.4 59 35 6 0 0 0 No 1,007,056 * 58 16 - 7 - 9 In 13.5 48 40 11 1 0 0 No 1,279,770 * 57 16 - 6 - 10 In 6.9 37 43 17 3 0 0 0 No 1,596,531 * 56 15 - 8 - 9 In 2.9 27 43 24 6 1 0 0 No 1,948,592 * 55 15 - 7 - 10 100.0 % 1.0 18 40 30 10 2 0 0 0 No 2,333,805 * 54 15 - 6 - 11 100.0 0.2 10 32 35 17 4 1 0 0 No 2,740,370 * 53 14 - 8 - 10 100.0 0.0 5 23 36 25 9 2 0 0 0 No 3,157,438 * 52 14 - 7 - 11 100.0 0.0 2 14 31 31 16 4 1 0 0 0 No 3,569,883 * 51 13 - 9 - 10 99.8 0.0 1 7 23 33 24 10 2 0 0 0 No 3,949,591 * 50 13 - 8 - 11 99.0 No 0 3 14 29 30 17 5 1 0 0 0 No 4,297,909 * 49 13 - 7 - 12 96.5 No 0 1 7 20 31 26 12 3 0 0 0 No 4,578,325 * 48 12 - 9 - 11 90.2 No 0 0 3 11 25 31 21 8 2 0 0 0 No 4,779,906 * 47 12 - 8 - 12 78.1 No 0 0 1 5 16 28 29 16 5 1 0 0 0 No 4,901,313 * 46 12 - 7 - 13 60.1 No 0 0 0 2 8 20 30 25 12 3 0 0 0 No 4,914,652 * 45 11 - 9 - 12 39.6 No 0 0 0 3 11 25 30 21 8 1 0 0 No 4,837,893 * 44 11 - 8 - 13 21.8 No 0 0 0 1 5 16 29 29 16 4 1 0 No 4,666,563 * 43 11 - 7 - 14 9.8 No 0 0 0 2 8 21 31 25 10 2 0 No 4,409,737 * 42 10 - 9 - 13 3.6 No 0 0 0 3 13 27 32 19 5 1 0.0 % 4,080,465 * 41 10 - 8 - 14 1.1 No 0 0 0 1 6 19 32 28 11 2 0.0 3,699,938 * 40 10 - 7 - 15 0.3 No 0 0 0 2 11 28 34 20 4 0.1 3,285,532 * 39 9 - 9 - 14 0.1 No 0 0 1 6 20 36 30 9 0.4 2,856,030 * 38 9 - 8 - 15 0.0 No 0 0 0 2 12 32 38 15 1.5 2,424,128 * 37 9 - 7 - 16 0.0 No 0 0 0 1 7 25 43 25 4.3 2,022,964 * 36 8 - 9 - 15 0.0 No 0 0 0 3 18 43 35 9.9 1,646,290 * 35 8 - 8 - 16 Out No 0 0 1 11 40 47 18.4 1,309,420 * 34 8 - 7 - 17 Out No 0 0 1 7 35 58 29.5 1,020,383 * 33 7 - 9 - 16 Out No 0 0 4 28 68 42.0 772,128 * 32 7 - 8 - 17 Out No 0 0 2 22 76 54.4 574,594 * 31 7 - 7 - 18 Out No 0 1 16 83 65.8 416,055 * 30 6 - 9 - 17 Out No 0 0 11 88 75.4 294,473 * 29 6 - 8 - 18 Out No 0 0 8 92 82.7 202,282 * 28 6 - 7 - 19 Out No 0 5 95 88.6 135,480 * 27 5 - 9 - 18 Out No 0 3 97 92.6 88,305 * 26 5 - 8 - 19 Out No 0 2 98 95.2 56,223 * 25 5 - 7 - 20 Out No 0 1 99 97.1 34,473 * 24 4 - 9 - 19 Out No 1 99 98.4 20,617 * 23 4 - 8 - 20 Out No 0 100 98.9 12,085 * 22 4 - 7 - 21 Out No 0 100 99.4 6,647 * 21 3 - 9 - 20 Out No 0 100 99.6 3,679 * 3 -20 Out No 100 100.0 12,000 * Total: 55.0 % 2.5 % 6 7 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 7 6 2.9 % 86,771,548 * Row combines multiple less frequent records. First Round Opponent What If First round opponent based on how well DC United finishes out the regular season. Explain If finish: Chance will play in first round TP W - D - L Win Cup Bye Atlanta Columbus Toronto FC NY Red Bulls Montreal Chicago Philadelphia New England Cincinnati Orlando Miami NYCFC 67 -99 12.5 % Yes 66 19 - 6 - 7 12.4 100 0 65 19 - 5 - 8 12.4 Yes 64 18 - 7 - 7 12.5 100 0 0 0 63 18 - 6 - 8 12.5 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 62 17 - 8 - 7 12.7 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 61 17 - 7 - 8 12.5 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 60 17 - 6 - 9 12.5 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16 - 9 - 7 12.5 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 59 16 - 8 - 8 12.5 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 17 - 5 - 10 12.5 100 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 58 16 - 7 - 9 12.5 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 15 - 10 - 7 12.5 99 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 57 16 - 6 - 10 12.4 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 15 - 9 - 8 12.4 97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 56 15 - 8 - 9 12.2 94 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 16 - 5 - 11 12.2 94 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 55 15 - 7 - 10 12.0 88 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 14 - 10 - 8 11.9 87 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 16 - 4 - 12 12.0 88 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 54 15 - 6 - 11 11.5 79 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 14 - 9 - 9 11.4 77 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 13 - 12 - 7 11.4 78 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 53 14 - 8 - 10 10.6 64 4 4 4 4 4 3 3 2 2 2 2 2 15 - 5 - 12 10.7 66 4 4 4 3 3 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 13 - 11 - 8 10.4 62 4 4 4 4 4 3 3 2 2 2 2 2 52 14 - 7 - 11 9.4 49 5 5 5 5 5 4 4 3 3 3 3 2 13 - 10 - 9 9.1 46 5 5 5 5 5 4 4 3 3 3 3 2 15 - 4 - 13 9.4 49 5 5 5 5 5 4 4 3 3 3 3 2 51 13 - 9 - 10 7.6 30 6 6 6 6 6 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 14 - 6 - 12 7.9 33 6 6 6 6 6 4 4 4 4 4 3 3 12 - 12 - 8 7.6 30 6 6 6 6 6 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 50 13 - 8 - 11 5.8 17 6 6 6 6 6 5 5 4 4 4 4 3 14 - 5 - 13 6.0 19 6 6 6 6 6 5 5 4 4 4 4 3 12 - 11 - 9 5.5 16 6 6 6 6 6 5 5 4 4 4 4 3 49 13 - 7 - 12 4.0 8 5 5 5 5 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 3 12 - 10 - 10 3.7 7 5 5 5 5 5 4 4 4 4 3 3 3 14 - 4 - 14 3.9 8 5 5 5 5 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 3 48 12 - 9 - 11 2.2 3 3 4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 2 2 2 13 - 6 - 13 2.3 3 4 4 4 4 4 3 3 3 3 3 2 2 47 12 - 8 - 12 1.1 1 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 13 - 5 - 14 1.1 1 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 46 12 - 7 - 13 0.4 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 45 11 - 9 - 12 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 44 11 - 8 - 13 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 43 11 - 7 - 14 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 42 10 - 9 - 13 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 41 10 - 8 - 14 0.0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 40 10 - 7 - 15 No 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 -39 No Total: 3.8 % 21.8 1.7 1.7 1.7 1.7 1.7 1.3 1.3 1.2 1.2 1.1 1.0 0.8 Points (Full Screen) Chance Will Make Playoffs (Full Screen) Lottery Ye of little faith, already thinking about next year. Here are the big games and what ifs for draft seeds. Big Games Week of 3/7 100.0* Lottery seed DC United 2 Miami 1 -1.1 New England 1 Chicago 1 -0.1 Colorado 2 Orlando 1 -0.0 Toronto FC 1 NYCFC 0 +0.0 Seattle 1 Columbus 1 -0.0 If winner is: Home Draw Away Week of 3/14 100.0* Lottery seed Cincinnati vs DC United +0.9 -0.0 -2.0 Minnesota vs NY Red Bulls -0.0 -0.0 +0.1 Atlanta vs Sporting KC +0.1 -0.0 -0.1 Columbus vs RSL +0.1 -0.1 -0.1 Toronto FC vs Nashville +0.1 -0.1 -0.1 Philadelphia vs San Jose +0.1 -0.1 -0.1 New England vs Portland +0.0 -0.0 -0.1 NYCFC vs FC Dallas +0.1 -0.0 -0.1 Miami vs LA Galaxy +0.0 -0.1 -0.0 Orlando vs Chicago +0.0 -0.1 +0.0 What If 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 100 If finish: Chance will finish season at seed TP W - D - L 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 78 -99 100 77 23 - 5 - 4 99 1 76 23 - 4 - 5 100 0 75 22 - 6 - 4 100 0 0 74 22 - 5 - 5 100 0 0 73 22 - 4 - 6 99 1 0 72 21 - 6 - 5 99 1 0 71 21 - 5 - 6 98 1 0 70 20 - 7 - 5 97 2 1 69 20 - 6 - 6 96 3 1 0 68 20 - 5 - 7 94 5 2 0 67 19 - 7 - 6 91 7 3 0 0 66 19 - 6 - 7 87 9 4 0 0 0 65 19 - 5 - 8 81 13 6 0 0 64 18 - 7 - 7 74 17 8 0 0 0 63 18 - 6 - 8 66 22 12 0 0 0 62 17 - 8 - 7 56 27 16 1 1 0 0 61 17 - 7 - 8 44 31 21 1 2 0 0 0 60 17 - 6 - 9 33 35 26 3 4 0 0 0 59 16 - 8 - 8 22 36 29 6 6 0 0 0 0 58 16 - 7 - 9 13 35 30 10 10 0 1 0 0 0 57 16 - 6 - 10 7 30 27 16 15 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 56 15 - 8 - 9 3 24 21 22 20 3 5 0 1 0 0 0 55 15 - 7 - 10 1 17 13 26 22 8 10 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 54 15 - 6 - 11 0 10 6 26 20 15 15 2 4 0 1 0 0 0 53 14 - 8 - 10 0 5 2 21 14 21 19 6 8 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 52 14 - 7 - 11 0 2 1 14 7 24 19 13 14 2 4 0 1 0 0 0 0 51 13 - 9 - 10 0 1 0 7 2 21 13 20 18 6 9 0 2 0 0 0 0 50 13 - 8 - 11 0 0 3 0 13 5 23 17 14 15 2 5 0 1 0 0 0 49 13 - 7 - 12 0 0 1 0 7 1 19 10 21 18 8 11 1 3 0 0 0 48 12 - 9 - 11 0 0 0 3 0 11 3 22 14 17 17 4 8 2 0 0 0 0 47 12 - 8 - 12 0 0 1 0 5 1 15 6 22 17 12 14 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 46 12 - 7 - 13 0 0 0 0 2 0 8 2 19 10 20 18 14 6 2 0 0 0 0 45 11 - 9 - 12 0 0 0 0 3 0 11 3 22 14 20 16 8 2 0 0 0 0 44 11 - 8 - 13 0 0 0 0 1 0 5 1 15 6 17 23 19 10 3 1 0 0 0 43 11 - 7 - 14 0 0 0 0 2 0 8 2 8 18 24 21 12 4 1 0 0 0 42 10 - 9 - 13 0 0 0 0 3 0 2 8 18 25 23 13 5 1 0 0 0 41 10 - 8 - 14 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 8 18 25 24 14 5 1 0 0 40 10 - 7 - 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 18 26 24 14 5 1 0 39 9 - 9 - 14 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 9 20 28 24 13 3 0 38 9 - 8 - 15 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 11 23 30 23 9 1 37 9 - 7 - 16 0 0 0 0 0 1 4 14 27 31 18 4 36 8 - 9 - 15 0 0 0 0 1 7 20 33 29 10 35 8 - 8 - 16 0 0 0 0 3 12 29 37 18 34 8 - 7 - 17 0 0 1 6 22 41 29 33 7 - 9 - 16 0 0 0 3 15 40 42 32 7 - 8 - 17 0 0 1 9 36 54 31 7 - 7 - 18 0 0 5 29 66 30 6 - 9 - 17 0 0 2 22 75 29 6 - 8 - 18 0 0 1 16 83 28 6 - 7 - 19 0 0 11 89 27 5 - 9 - 18 0 7 93 26 5 - 8 - 19 0 5 95 25 5 - 7 - 20 0 3 97 24 4 - 9 - 19 2 98 23 4 - 8 - 20 0 1 99 22 4 - 7 - 21 1 99 21 3 - 9 - 20 0 100 20 3 - 8 - 21 0 100 3 -19 100 Total: 2 4 3 4 3 5 3 5 3 5 4 5 4 5 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 3