Why You Should Be A Hooker Instead Of An Unlicensed Masseuse





Under Florida Statute 796.07 The first time you get caught for prostitution you get a misdemeanor of the second degree punishable by up to 6 months of probation or up to 60 days in jail. The second time you get caught hooking it is a misdemeanor of the first degree punishable by up to 12 months of probation or up to 364 days in jail. The third offense is a 3 degree felony and a level 1 offense scoring 4 points. It takes 44 points to score automatic prison. The kicker is a person who is charged with a third or subsequent violation of the prostitution section shall be offered admission to a pretrial intervention program or a substance-abuse treatment program. Basically if you get caught hooking a third time the state has to let you do a pre-trial program and if you complete it drop the case. Some judges let them reduce to a misdemeanor and go forward with jail.



To sum it up clearly the Florida legislature would rather you have sex for money than giving an unlicensed shoulder rub for money. She shoulder rub gets you 21 months in prison and prostitution gets you a max of 60 days jail. If you get caught in a massage sting clearly you should immediately attempt to have sex with the officer and deny that you were going to massage him. If you are caught in a prostitution sting the worst thing you can do is claim that you were only going to give the officer a message.

This is for amusement purposes and does not constitute legal advice. The author does not condone or encourage prostitution or massage without a license.





