This was the Gamepress joke for April Fools, 2020. Relax, it was just a prank, bro.

This tier list should be seen as an objectively true rating of how superior a waifu is. If you disagree, your waifu is trash, and your opinion is trash.

Please note: an Adventurer's position within in a tier doesn't describe whether they're hotter or a better waifu than others. That's what cup size is for.

Tier 0

Reserved for the bestest waifu in the game, objectively speaking.

DTF

This tier is for Waifus who are 100%, DTF, right now. The only reason that they are not already Euden's one true waifu is that he a few french fries short of a Happy Meal, which is tragically a common affliction of anime protagonists.

Mom Tier

These Waifus are excellent options, but frankly they're such good moms I sort of have to wonder if you have an Oedipus complex if your waifu is in this tier.

Eli's Harem

Bad news. These waifus are not interested in you, especially not if you're a Euden. Good news: If you're Eli, they are a huge fan.

FBI OPEN UP

First of all, do not lewd the lolis. Second of all, how dare you. And third of all, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You monster.

SWEET HOME ALBERIA

Jamie Lannister might approve, but Ilia does not.