A TOOTHLESS man has been found guilty of biting his neighbour's penis "like a sandwich" after an argument over loud music.

Jason Martin, 41, only has "one or two teeth", but he was still able to bite into Richard Henderson's, erm, appendage, effectively.

A fight broke out between the pair after Mr Henderson's partner Michelle texted Mr Martin, asking him to turn down the music on his Xbox, The Daily Mail reports.

The two men engaged in a heated argument, which became physical when Mr Henderson made a jibe about Mr Martin's alleged drug abuse.

Mr Martin claims he was punched, then held in a headlock. Only then did he resort to more ... drastic measures.

A pyjama-clad Mr Henderson required stitches in his penis after the fight.

"My willy was not attached to the rest of my body," Mr Henderson said. "I have never experienced that kind of pain to this day and I don't want to experience it ever again."

Fair enough.

Mr Martin told the jury at his trial he only has "a couple of teeth" in the lower part of his mouth, and he "can't even bite into a hard-boiled egg".

"I didn't realise at the time that I had done anything to him," Mr Martin said, breaking down in the witness box.

"It was just a rat bite. I just grabbed into an area. I didn't realise at the time it was his testicles ... I was just getting beaten up and I was scared."

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