Boss: Hey Tom, can I talk to you about your design for the Raggedy Ann and Andy kids dish?

Designer: Hot shit, right?

Boss: Please don’t curse in the office. I was just wondering why Raggedy Ann and Andy are bandaging a child with two black eyes?

Designer: That’s not a child. That’s a doll.

Boss: That’s even worse. How does a doll get two black eyes?

Designer: Kids love playing doctor. I thought it’d make a fun image.

Boss: Tom, kids are going to eat out of this dish. Every time they get to the bottom of their Cheerios, they’re going to see a depiction of physical abuse.

Designer: No kid is going to think Raggedy Ann and Andy abused anything.

Boss: Look at how much Raggedy Ann and Andy are smiling. You ever meet someone who smiles all the time like that? It’s creepy.

Designer: But they have soft plush hands, they can’t hurt anything.

Boss: Just draw them skipping rope or riding bikes. No more bandaging head wounds or that injecting needles.

Designer: You don’t like my Raggedy Ann and Andy Flu Shot series either?!