Jesus always knew he'd eventually meet Hannah Montana. It was one of his 2 dreams. The first dream being the get everyones sins forgiven by his dad and the next to meet the 17 year old popstar Hannah Montana. Ultimately as the son of God it wasn't that hard.

On the 13th April he traveled to the year 2008. After her concert in New York, Jesus managed to get through security to her dressing room without much of a struggle. It was a benefit of being, in the modern day, the saviour. Impatiently he sat in her dressing room with his autograph book waiting for Hannah Montana to stroll on in.

After 5 minutes his impatience got the better of him and he sped up time. However, he went forward a bit to far. In fact to exactly 23 minutes time. When Hannah Montana was getting changed in her dressing room. Slowly lifting her top above her blonde, luscious head of hair.

They both saw each other and screamed as the barely 16 year old pulled her top back down.

"Jesus?" She screamed

He was starstruck. Hannah Montana was speaking to him. The singer of Best of Both Worlds was speaking to him.

"I'm so sorry. I'm a huge fan of you Hannah Montana. Can you please sign this?" Jesus stammered handing his autograph book to her.

The teen popstar nervously nodded and grabbed a sharpie from her dressing table. The singer gazed from the autograph book up to her fanboy.

"Who should I make it out to?" She paused "Jesus? Jesus Christ?"

"Jezza C please. I'm trying to make that a thing."

Hannah Montana nodded and signed it. He'd done. Accomplished one of his dreams. Jesus had successfully met Hannah Montana. Now it was time for him to do for our sins. What a bore.