Super-teen extraordinaire Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear Freakazoid! Freakazoid!



Rescues Washington D.C. Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Unless something better's on TV Freakazoid! Freakazoid!



His brain's overloading It has a chocolate coating Textbook case for Sigmund Freud Freakazoid! Freakazoid!



Check out Dexter Douglas Nerd computer ace Went surfing on the internet And was zapped to cyberspace He turned into the Freakazoid



He's strong and super-quick He drives the villains crazy 'Cause he's a lunatic



His home base is the Freakalair Freakazoid! Fricassee! Floyd the Barber cuts his hair Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!



Rides around in the Freakmobile Freakazoid! Freakazoo! Hopes to make a movie deal Freaka me! Freaka you!



He's here to save the nation So stay tuned to this station If not, we'll be unemployed Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!!!