I imagine that this isn't the first time QPoGS has been opened before. I think that she's been shipped to many other Anons but has always been rejected and sent back for refund. To sit on a dusty shelf in silent sadness because she knows how imperfect she is. Yet every time she does get shipped out she always jumps out of the box with the same enthusiasm thinking "This'll be the one who will love me. Surely this Anon will want me!" And now, she's finally found her home.