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Just Beat It

Your heart rate must go on.

Use this: in the heart of the moment, telling me what my heat meant. Wait, did we mix that up?

Don't use this: for running. USE IT FORERUNNING! JEEZ! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE READ?!

This just posted on Facebook: "I always say, 'I can see into yr heart,' and people are all, 'thaz cheezy!' n I'm like, 'no seriously.' :D"

Left to its own devices, this: would alternate between whispering sweet nothings to and yelling obscenities at your heart rate to make its graph as interesting as possible.

The experts say: if a heart beats in a body, and no one monitors, then there is no proof that it's beating at all.

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