Let me begin with a message i recieved a few days ago.

ATTN: Mr. Daniel Herman

Mr. Herman, you sent us a letter when you were five years old telling of your ambitions to either become a WWF wrestler, or an astronaut. My friend, one of these childhood dreams is about to come true.

I have a simple question for you now. DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

The answer should be no, you don't. Because you are going into space, that's why!

The engineers here at the AAP Space Foundation have constructed a package of essentials which you must take with you on your journey.

Note that in the event that the package fails to arrive safely or is damaged, your launch will not be delayed. You are expected to be at the launch pad at 0800 hours on the 17th of July in the year 2012.

Here is a brief list of the contents you should find within the "care package:"

-Rations, to be enjoyed at your leisure

-Emergency crafting materials to create weapons or fix problems with the spacecraft

-A rover to be used upon landing on Mars to collect data

-An escape pod which has been, for your convenience, shrunk to 1:100 normal size, in case the Martians decide to zap you with their infamous shrink rays

-Space-age packing material

Note that you must provide your own spacesuit, oxygen tanks, fuel for the spacecraft, and chicken sandwiches for all of the engineers.

Congratulations once again on your dream coming true! Expect to have your care package within a few business days.

Welcome to the AAP Space Foundation.

Now i never mentioned anything space related in my likes or dislikes but i automatically was after reading this message haha. Just came home from a family vacation today and found a collection of gifts from think geek.

Got a fridgerover (a magnetic moon rover that rolls up and down the fridge), a bag of freeze dried ice cream, Jupiter Juice (which is some sort of puddy i believe) a sky lantern (which i'm really fucking excited for and can't wait to use it) and a PBJ CANDWICH (which i'm kind of scared to try haha)