Instantly creating the unlikely occasion of a cult episode of King Of Queens, Patton Oswalt tweeted this video last night, saying, “Forgot I did this. I stayed absolutely motionless in the opening scene from a King Of Queens episode. EERIE.” And as you can see, he did. And it is. Oswalt says he “can’t remember” why he did it—whether it was on a dare, or just a form of silent protest of yet another obvious fat joke—but this seems destined to become the sitcom version of the old “Three Men And A Baby ghost.”