“There were some very creative signs that illustrated this plight many are experiencing so powerfully, like ‘I need a haircut,’ ‘Massage is essential,’ ‘Jesus is my vaccine’ ... and ‘Buddha is my personal trainer,’ I think.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“In Denver, Colorado, there was a standoff between protesters and an angry health care worker. Well, you know what they say: it ain’t over ’til the fat lady screams crazy right-wing talking points at a medical professional who’s trying to save her family’s lives.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I’m starting to think these characters who support Trump might be suicidal. They seem to fight hardest for the things that will kill them. They want freedom to gather in large groups during an epidemic, they want guns, they want pollution. I figured it out — they want to die and they’re taking us down with them. It’s like if the Titanic was headed towards the iceberg, and half of the passengers were like, ‘Can you please speed this thing up?’” — JIMMY KIMMEL