Gigatron, Assemble!

UNINFORMED SMACK ::

I can't believe it's the end of the regular season already. We college football fans spend most of the year talking about useless crap that we can't affect waiting for these Saturday games to come...and now, it's ending. I just...I just don't know what us poor little Aggies are gonna do without a prime time Thanksgiving game, you know? It's horrible. I mean, I'll just have to eat dinner without getting into arguments with family members, being high strung and actually - gasp - ENJOY MY HOLIDAY LAUGHING AT THE COWBOYS! Yeah, this is horrible.

Oh, right, Mizzou. That's not dismissive, I just got sidetracked and I'm sorry about that. Mizzou has been a thorn in the side of Texas A&M for a while now. The Aggies are 1-5 vs these guys since 2002. That's...well, that's piss poor. Really bad. Not a good thing. Opposite of happy times. But...

This year is different. This year there is no "Wait until next year, you'll see" out of the Aggies. No, it's "Hey, watch this." And I expect a lot of that out of Kevin Sumlin, Mark Snyder, Kliff Kingsbury, the Fightin Texas Aggie Football Class of 2013, Johnny Football and the Twelfth Man on Saturday Night when the Aggies do exactly what I'm about to prognosticate!

ABSURD GAME PREDICTION SEASON ENDER - HOLY CRAP EDITION

The senior class is announced to a home field hungry for a double-digit winning season. The energy at Kyle Field is such that all of the seniors become enveloped in it and things begin to...happen. Spencer Nealy runs to midfield, stands on the Bevel and screams "GIGATRON ASSEMBLE!" Inexplicably, a chant choir can be heard ominously in the distance, but no one knows from where it is coming. The seniors begin to levitate, all interlocking into a giant robot wearing a #12 jersey. Gigatron is assembled, and it is pissed off.

Sumlin, grinning ear to ear, hands over the remote control for Gigatron to Kingsbury who first gets it to make a dismissive hand gesture towards Pinkel. It looks like you're racking a shotgun over and over again...at about waist level. This is when things get interesting.

Manziel comes out in the first offensive drive with Gigatron lined up wide to his right. This combination isn't even fair, even for people who play "old man football." Sumlin has a bucket of popcorn.

Manziel and Gigatron finish the game with 7 TD's each and the Aggies lock up their first 10 win season since 1998. Sumlin, Kingsbury and Snyder all do a jumping high-five, freeze in mid-air and let the credits roll to this.

Ags 56 Mizzou 28

We'll see you guys for the bowl game, it's been a pleasure. Thanks for reading and all of your support this season. Gig 'em!