DUBLIN, Ireland (The Adobo Chronicles) – Conservative commentator Bill O’Reilly promised that if Democratic Bernie Sanders is elected president of the United States, he will move to Ireland. O’Reilly traces his roots to Ireland.

Upon learning of O’Reilly’s plan, the president of Ireland, Michael. D. Higgins, said that the American pundit is not welcome in Ireland. “If he thinks his conservative views are much better off in our country, he is absolutely wrong,” Higgins said.

Today’s Ireland is closer to being socialist than conservative, with policies on taxation, immigration, health care and gun control — the issues O’Reilly fears about socialist Sanders — flourishing and flourishing well.

And O’Reilly may not be aware that Higgins and Sanders are brothers, separated at birth but with very similar political and social leanings. They even look like identical twins.