How bad are things at Donald Trump's garbage Doral golf resort? On Saturday the resort is scheduled to host a golf tournament run by a Miami-based strip club.

"The club is auctioning off dancers as 'girl caddies'," writes the Washington Post's David Fahrenthold. "But it says there will be no nudity at the president's club."

Just at the afterparty.

From the Washington Post:

The "Shadow All Star Tournament" is organized by the Shadow Cabaret, a strip club in Hialeah, Fla. Emanuele Mancuso, Shadow Cabaret's marketing director, said in a telephone interview that this was the first time the club had held a tournament at Trump Doral. The Trump name and family crest are displayed prominently in the strip club's advertising materials, which offer golfers the "caddy girl of your choice." Mancuso said the strip club did not intend to send a political statement by choosing Trump's resort. Rather, he said, the choice was for luxury. These golfers are VIPs, Mancuso said. "They deserve a VIP environment." Mancuso said there would be no nudity at the resort. On the course, he said, the caddies would wear pink miniskirts and what he called "a sexy white polo." Afterward, however, the golfers and the dancers would return to another venue — the cabaret itself — for what he described as a "very tasteful" burlesque show, which could involve nudity. "They're going to be clothed the whole time" at the golf course, Mancuso said. "At the venue is different."

Trump still owns Doral, but says he has delegated day-to-day control to his idiot sons Don Jr. and Eric.

Here's the promotional flyer, from The Shadow Club. Trump Organization and the NBA and WNBA told WaPo they didn't approve the use of their logos.