so

everyone who lived in the soviet union preferred life back then, right?

it's obvious that the world stinks under capitalism, so why don't we just bring back the soviet union?

with your help, and your vote, we can just will the ussr back into place. it kinda acts like patreon tiers actually. 100 votes and the ussr comes back; 200 and we'll reestablish the nuclear arsenal. 500 and we'll kill a capitalist, 1000 and we'll kill 2!

Now, 5000 votes is our main aim, simply because it will instil communism world wide and we will have parades every day to remember when an online petition saved the world

this petition is aimed at Donald trump because he's a communist of course, and I've also enlisted the help of u/JudgeHolden- from reddit because he might do something cool

remember, with your vote, communism will succeed, just like it will win in America when we vote in committed Marxist Leninist AOC to the white house