Pool / Getty Images O.J. Simpson appears for a hearing in Clark County District Court May 13, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

O.J. Simpson has been busted stealing cookies from the prison cafeteria, the National Enquirer reported Thursday.

Guards caught the former football star, who is serving a 33-year sentence for armed robbery, attempting to smuggle more than a dozen oatmeal cookies under his shirt. Had he made away with his loot, Simpson would be chowing down against strict doctor’s orders—docs have ordered the diabetic former athlete to lay off the sweets.

[National Enquirer]