Hey Ryan! It's like you really know me!

This dude sent me a butterfly knife, rad zombie hand nipple rings, a dancing dashboard zombie, some hot cocoa and a sexy ass (literally and figuratively) skull and cherry bikini. I especially enjoyed the Leopard print Tuggie box the bikini was packed in. Almost disappointed that I don't have a cock to put inside of it (but then I remembered I love being a woman.)

Thanks, sexy Santa! I do like the crazy :)