"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The inhuman scream made everyone on team JNPR fall from their beds, and they all started to grab anything to defend themselves. Jaune grabbed a pillow and a small stool, and so did Pyrrha. Ren had grabbed two books, while Nora held a chair. After a few moments to fully wake up, they found it was morning and they were in their room, and that the scream came from outside.

"I'll check team RWBY." Jaune prompted, and he opened the door, closely followed by Pyrrha, because she would be damned if she would let her future husband (not that she would say it loud) alone. And that was the risk of monsters too.

Jaune and Pyrrha saw nothing on the corridor, and could hear strange sounds coming from RWBY's room, so they approached the door and knocked. As sounds of screams and yells could be heard, Blake opened the door and greeted them with a rather funny scene.

Yang Xiao Long having the mother of all bad hair days.

Her hair was a mess, all tangled, frizzed and challenging gravity here and there. The girl had her eyes red in anger as she looked at the mirror, while Weiss was trying very hard to not laugh and mostly failing, while Ruby and Zwei tried to calm her down. Jaune and Pyrrha relaxed, and while the champion turned to inform her team, the boy entered his friends' room.

"How this fucking happened!?" Yang asked as she was almost crying.

"My guess is dry air." Jaune stated and she turned around. The first thing she noticed was he finally dropped the onesie. Now he was wearing tight shorts and a t-shirt… that was blue and had rabbits on it. Still a progress. And of course, she would notice his shapely legs with almost no hair and his toned arms and broad chest. Apparently Pyrrha's training made him yummy.

"Really, vomit boy, bunnies?" Was what she mustered to say, trying to not stare too much.

"Dia, one of my little sisters, love bunnies and the color blue, it was her who gave me the onesie. But I kinda of grow out of it, quite literally, so she sent me this one." Jaune explained, and there were both a few blushes over his muscles and Ruby fawning over the sibling love.

"You know you didn't need to wear it, even if it was a present from your sister." Weiss commented, but Jaune chuckled a little.

"I love my sisters, so I wear her gifts with pride." Jaune stated, now receiving a few 'aws' from the present, as Pyrrha and his team entered the room. Nora started laughing badly at Yang.

"Ren, if you want to keep your girlfriend, take her out!" Yang yelled, and Ren grabbed Nora and took the laughing girl away with the promises of pancakes. "I'll spend the whole day fixing this! Or having to go to a professional! How this happened!?"

"Dry air." Jaune repeated and Yang stared at him. "The air has being very dry nowadays, and that create static electricity. You sleep in a bunker bed near the metallic rails of your curtains, so static electricity there probably attracted and messed your hair."

"How you even know that?" Weiss wondered.

"I got shocked in doorknobs like seven times yesterday. So I just glued the evidence together and concluded this." Jaune said simple.

"Yeah, sure, Sherlock." Weiss rolled her eyes and walked to the bathroom, only to be shocked by the door knob. "Ouch! Son of a bitch!"

They all stared at her in surprise over the dirty word.

"Shut up." Weiss stated as she entered the bathroom.

"How it happened is not important! How I fix this!" Yang said as she examined her hair. "It has knots!"

"I can fix it." Jaune offered and the girls stared at him in disbelief. "I grew up with seven sisters, I learned how to do makeup, fix bad hair, and so many things I wish I didn't knew."

"Why are you single again?" Blake deadpanned.

"I'm pretty sure my sisters gave me bad advice, and don't even start with my dad. I'm surprised mom married him." Jaune explained as he got a chair, some pillows and a stool, making an improvised saloon chair. "Ruby, bring me all hair products you can."

The young reaper saluted and using her Semblance grabbed several brushes, combs, creams, made Weiss yell at her as she entered the bathroom while she was using and a few towels and gave them to Jaune. The boy selected a few things and patted at the chair while staring at Yang.

"Jauney, I like you. I don't want to murder you if you damage my hair. It's safer if I go to town and find a good hairdresser." The blonde brawler said, and Jaune chuckled nervous as she said she liked him.

"You know you are banned from half of them." Blake said, and Yang chuckled nervously. She was really protective of her hair.

"Yang, I give my word as an Arc that I know what I'm doing." The busty girl stared at his easy smile and sighed. She had little to lose, except a few friends. So she sat on the improved chair and was happy Jaune really made it comfy. "Now ma'am, relax while I make you wonderful."

The boy started separating a few strands and gently using his fingers to undo any tangle and knot. Yang tensed as she felt someone messing with her hair, and her instincts where to turn and punch said person. She was tensing so much that her knuckles turned white and her neck was stiff.

"Yang, calm down and relax." Jaune said near her ear, making her shiver a bit, while his soft but strong hands gently massaged her shoulders, making her finally relax a little.

He resumed fixing her hair, carefully undoing all the knots, and Yang started relaxing more as all was being done in a very careful and nice way. In fact, it started to feel good to have the knight to tread his fingers on her hair. It took some time, but he was able to completely remove all the knots and tangles, without pulling her hair even once, and without breaking one single strand.

"OK, now let me fix this frizz." Jaune said, grabbing some cream and massaging it on her head with his hands, massaging her scalp on the process. That, for some reason, made Yang blush as it felt incredible good. It was both gentle and caring, and relaxing. In fact, she couldn't remember the last time someone touched her in a way that pleased her that much.

"Are you alright? You're really red?" Ruby asked, and that just made Yang more self-conscious.

"Nothing! Just feeling a little hot here. Open a window!" Yang said.

"Better not, at least till I finish. I don't want the wind to mess with your hair again. It's really a nice hair, you know, all silky and curly. I can see why you are so protective of it." Jaune said, and Yang kept blushing over the comment.

"You really seem like you know what you're doing." Weiss said as she left the bathroom and sat on her bed, brushing her own hair, while Jaune took a broad comb and started fixing Yang's hair.

"My sisters all have different hair… well, at least each twin group." Jaune said, and Yang started to squirm a little as he worked on her hair, because he was making the experience really good. "Am I hurting you?"

"N-no!" She murmured a little and he just nodded and kept doing, while all the girls stared at Yang's rather amusing reactions. If they didn't knew better, it was almost like she was…

"Now it's time to brush it." Jaune affirmed, and grabbed a soft brush and started doing it, and now Yang was suppressing her voice and squirmed more, because every time his fingers touched her ears and neck, and the gentle movement on her hair just made her feel so good that she was almost asking him to stop. Suffice to say the other girls either had looks of envy (Pyrrha and Ruby) or amusement (Weiss and Blake). "Now the final touch… and done."

Yang finally breathed and calmed down as he stopped working on her hair. She stared at her friends and saw Ruby beaming in happiness, Pyrrha giving both and approving nod while Blake just had a small smile. Weiss, on the other hand, was trying really hard to suppress a laugh, what worried the brawler. She stood up and looked at the big mirror, and was shocked.

Her hair was more than fixed. It was perfect.

It was all shining, no tangles, frizz or knots, and actually looked better than ever. The only change was the pigtails Jaune put her in.

"Jaune, why pigtails?" She asked softly.

"You look great on them, at least to me. I think you should keep your hair tied, at least for sleep, while the air is so dry. Also, wear this cream here, it will avoid the frizz. I only couldn't fix this ahoge." He said as he pointed to the single strand on top of her hair. She smiled at him and put a hand on his shoulder.

"Don't worry about this one, Jauney. You really did a good job… and I like the pigtails."

"Yay! I love your pigtails too!" Ruby celebrated while beaming on Yang, making the brawler smile.

"I admit you did a nice job. But pigtails, really?" Weiss finally said.

"Hey, I look great anyway! Besides… I might ask you to be my personal hairdresser from now on, Jauney." Yang said with a wink, making Jaune blush a little but smile anyway.

"I'll glad help any hair emergencies you might have. Now we better go get ready for breakfast." Jaune affirmed, and Yang then simple got closer and kissed his cheek, dangerously close to his lips, making his brain stopping work.

"Thanks again." She said, before Pyrrha decided it was too much and dragged her partner-boyfriend-to-be always from the buxom blonde and back to their own room. Yang smiled chirpily and looked at the mirror again, really happy with the result… and really wishing the experience could last longer… and just the two of them.

"You know, you were REALLY into it. It was almost like you were feeling… good." Blake stated with a teasing smirk.

"Kitty… you have no idea. I never imagine someone could make hair brushing such er…" Yang stared at the curious Ruby. "Cathartic experience. I'll tell you what. I'm going to have him brush my hair often."

"Ridiculous! It was just hair! It can't feel…" Weiss stared at the curious Ruby. "…so nice."

"You all need to try it. I'm feeling so relaxed… except you, Ruby." Yang stated.

"Why?! I want Jaune to brush my hair too!"

"Oh, not until you're seventeen." Yang stated as she grabbed her uniform to prepare for the day. In her mind, feelings of gentle hands caressing her hair.

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A.N.: I had a dream about this, so I had to write it. It's actually based on a GJ-bu episode, and I really recommend that show for its sense of humor and cute girls. I'll probably write Jaune fixing the hair for every single girl in the show, but those will be short stories. ^^