Caroline Burt has been on our planet Earth for far too long. It's not entirely her fault as she's just doing what her species of humanoid knows to do. Unfortunately. this has had some negative effects on a certain young autist named P A U L D E N I N O. "She" (don't know if aliens have genders), seems to be using a mind control type of BLACK magic to control the poor retard. I don't know if he has the ability to resist this type of thing, but maybe he just needs to TriHard er. I say to make things right for everybody, we give the alien some KFC and watermelon and send her on her way. Thanks (as a side note, this specimen may have voted for Hillary)

-Jamal Amblack