"Exotic, experimental, and just plain wrong animals are all tucked away in their exhibits, and the townsfolk are finally safe to leave their garbage out unattended once again. But what's next for your town? Seriously, what's next? We've got nothing. Maybe something with... the census? Oh geeze. Why? Why did we get so many margaritas last night? For Bill's birthday? Bill sucks! Wait, are you writing that down? Stay tuned for new characters, buildings and stories coming soon!"