Emrakul knows how to get down in all kinds of situations, she's really flexible.

Sometimes these parties get wild, and it's best to go in your Natural State so you're not too burdened with enchantments and equipment.

If Emrakul's guests keep getting burned? She loves to swim in Luminescent Rain, and doesn't even wait 30 minutes after having some Harsh Sustenance.

If someone keeps driving away her smaller guests, a quick Ghostly Flicker and it's back to the party!

Stop the cops from shutting your party down with a Fog Machine!

Nothing quite puts a damper on her parties, she's found, like a flock of annoying seagulls or pigeons, making a mess of her pool. Throw out some Spidersilk Armor for your guests though, and you've got a problem solved!

Got a bunch of stiffs killing the party? Refuse to stay away no matter how many times you send them to the graveyard? Toss out a few Nihil Spellbombs and stop that real quick.

Turns out Emrakul's old flame from college, Chandra, might be in town as well, and if the party is too loud and crowded, you just might witness Chandra's Fury in person... (She's so hot.)