"I'm a massive fucking faggot" said Dan as he bent over, splaying his supple anoos hole. "Me too" said Matt and he whipped out his dick and rammed it up Dan's arse. Sonic suddenly appeared, pleasuring himself and then blew a massive blue load. The sonic jizz soared into the air, before returning to the ground with such force it hit Dan and gave him even more brain damage than he already had. Meanwhile, Wot suddenly walked by the house and stopped, staring, at Sonic spazzing on the floor covered in jizz. Only one thought rushed through his mind; "I'd tap that" He then got hit by a bus. Matt suddenly stopped pounding and stared blankly at a wall. There was a silvery grate on it, presumably for some sort of air conditioning. "What are you doing, stick it back in you fgt" exclaimed Dan. "Fuck off fgt, I'm looking at something" said Matt. Suddenly, SubRedditFan#571 jumped out through the grate that he was hiding in like a pedo and suddenly started ramming Matt up the anoos. "I LIKE THIS AS I AM A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL" both SubRedditFan#571 and Matt said simultaneously. Then the bus that hit Wot came through the wall and they all died from heavy internal bleeding that filled their lungs with blood and drowning them. You could say that they... DIED HARD! Then Emma Blackery appeared with her dick in a squirrel for some reason