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It isn't easy fighting the establishment

Hillary reacts to the newest poll

00:00 - 00:03 Hillary, we're are fully prepared for next week's primaries

00:04 - 00:05 To ensure your victory we've paid of the officials

00:05 - 00:07 for the primary in West Virginia followed by Kentucky and Oregon next week

00:08 - 00:12 Just to be safe we've also changed the party affiliation of many Bernie supporters

00:12 - 00:15 If Sanders somehow wins, we've already informed CNN that West Virginia is next to Vermont

00:17 - 00:19 Very well, but I want us to prepare my inauguration to office

00:19 - 00:21 after I defeat Donald Trump in November

00:24 - 00:26 Great Leader,

00:27 - 00:28 The Donald...

00:31 - 00:33 Donald Trump is projected to win the election with 41% against your 39%.

00:34 - 00:36 By November he will be unstoppable

00:53 - 00:58 All people who are subscribed to r/The_Donald, please leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 Are you fucking sorry?

01:15 - 01:17 I thought we paid them off!!

01:18 - 01:23 You assured me that the I would win

01:25 - 01:28 Don't they know how culturally appropriate I am? I love hispanics

01:29 - 01:31 I even hired a mariachi band to show how progressive I am

01:31 - 01:34 Cleary Donald is racist for eating tacos

01:34 - 01:37 I mean, what the hell are we even paying CNN for?!

01:37 - 01:40 Why won't the obey me at the Cuck News Network?!

01:40 - 01:42 Hillary, our campaign can't match the dank memes of The_Donald

01:42 - 01:46 Impossible! We've spent millions on our social media campaign!

01:46 - 01:48 But Leader, there are no brakes on the Trump train!

01:48 - 01:52 I don't care about their green frogs!

01:53 - 01:54 They're not funny

01:56 - 01:57 They must be bots

01:57 - 02:00 They feel so smug with all their shit posting

02:00 - 02:03 Just wait till I call the mods

02:04 - 02:08 How dare they tell me to release my transcripts

02:08 - 02:13 They all know I never made those speeches, but the damn commie keeps annoying me

02:14 - 02:16 Why are people still voting for Sanders?

02:17 - 02:21 We all know he's the American version of Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 He keeps claiming that he's fighting against the establishment

02:30 - 02:34 But I am the one being oppressed, me!

02:34 - 02:36 He doesn't know how hard I fought to get where I am

02:41 - 02:42 Bigot

02:43 - 02:47 They can't elect a bigot, I'm the only sane choice, yes I am

02:48 - 02:53 This is a horrible mistake. Tell them to re-do the poll

02:54 - 02:56 They know I'm relatable

02:56 - 02:59 I understand the struggle of the peasants

03:00 - 03:02 The damn millennials don't know how privileged they are

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, eating tacos doesn't mean you're racist

03:14 - 03:16 It was my turn to be President

03:19 - 03:23 And I even dealt with the e-mail scandal

03:25 - 03:26 It's forgotten

03:31 - 03:33 The FBI won't bother me anymore

03:40 - 03:46 It's a great loss people don't realize how experienced I am

03:46 - 03:49 I deserved that victory