CZAR: Our new football stadium is bleeding us dry. Apparently interest starts the day you borrow money. How can we pay for it?



BEARD: We could have the chemistry majors produce meth.

CZAR: You're not helping! Something that isn't a television plot.



HOBO: What if the accounting majors deducted fractions of pennies every time a student buys lunch?

KLOWNUS: If we could rangle up another seven faculty, we could rob a casino.



