Episode Number Date Run Time Show Notes

501 11/05/2013 There Aint No Turnin Back Coming up on TMS: Nerdtacular gets serious about Twitter, companies that do the opposite of what they promise, bigfoot hunt ends terribly, dude faked seizures to get our of his restaurant tabs, Bieber might be a real pimp soon, Michelle Pfeiffer belonged to some weird cult, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

502 11/06/2013 In PERPITUITY Coming up on TMS: Admitting to smoking crack but blaming it on booze, babies are awesome, glow in the dark icecream is a thing you can pay too much for, Lays wants to kill you, Miley gets grandma tattoo, Roots is getting remade, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

503 11/11/2013 Old Farty Face Coming up on TMS: We return triumphantly from Blizzcon, but not before a dude farted in scott's face, giant man passes out in line, The Instance was special this week and you should listen to it, man nails his testicles to the floor in protest, another man breaks through security and runs out on the tarmac, Bieber kicked out of a country...again, Miley Cyrus smokes em if she gots em, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

504 11/12/2013 Branded Barf Bag Coming up on TMS: What does it mean when you brand your barf bags, 13 year olds are terrible at organizing their lives, Target is full of misinformation, you can play your PS4 through your Xbox One, what drinking 54k worth of meth will do to a guy, Bieber leaves stage again, Angela Lansbury says murder should stay murdered, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

505 11/13/2013 Bad Furnature Man Coming up on TMS: Furnature people lie, watching Fargo while on the treadmill is good for ya Waid, put some underwears on under them ponchos, Batman Bin Suparman is in big trouble, Zac Efron is a broken man, Stevie Nicks wants to scare you, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

506 11/14/2013 Fire Hose No Go There Coming up on TMS: HBO can make stuff without a thousand boobs in it, Scott thinks he saw the strangest duck creature on record, more things people say that must go now, a fire hose in your butt is never a good idea, Netflix wants us all to be the same, I Love Lucy loses their last castmate, Courtney Stodden tells all about why she broke up with her old man, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

507 11/18/2013 Caught Between TNG and a Hard Place Coming up on TMS: We have fans EVERYWHERE, plumbing scare overted, The One about The One, don't fire antique cannons at your neighbors, we have a guy that has WAY more pizza boxes than you do, Netflix wants to make a Killing, How I Met Your Spinoff, Eric's App Review, your calls and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

508 11/19/2013 Front to Back Coming up on TMS: Do we really need a website to tell us how to do that, rich man gives his ex-wife the ultimate flip-off, florida man stole monkeys, It's a Wonderful Life 2: Electric Boogaloo, BatKid gets props from actual Bat Men, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

509 11/20/2013 Turkey Balls Coming up on TMS: Monty Python to strap one on one more time, Florida man robs a bar with a sword, Tea Party congressman busted for coke, Walt Disney loses another one of the family, was Brittany murphy poisoned, Geek Food, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

510 11/21/2013 Cherry Picking Coming up on TMS: Putting up walls in life, 2.5 hour install seems wrong somehow, lady sleeps next to her dead husband for a year, what does your poo tell us about the future of mankind, Yoda was almost a monkey, the Mathers family is back together again, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

511 11/25/2013 Can I Get Some Ice with my Cheese? Coming up on TMS: AC4 is really really good, what are YOUR thanksgiving traditions, there be cheese in them there ice melters, Pixar hands out a bunch of pink slips, catching fire caught fire over the weekend, that kid from Goonies checked into rehab, Wolverine is healing from his nose cancer problem, Major Spoilers, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

512 11/27/2013 Butt Dialed Coming up on TMS: all in all just another brick in the wall, what the hell is going on at Wendys, your raidio might have The Benz, butt-dialing your murder victim, people are using the PS4 for sexy time, Rob Ford coming to a porno near you, Brad Pitt asks what's on in the island, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

513 11/30/2013 Warehouse Full of Gibbons Coming up on TMS: Please pass the potatos and a plate of bigotry please, Black Friday be DAMNED, Man of Steel is still Man of Who Cares, Sony wants you to wear a smarter wig, did Jackson's doctor really hold his weiner every night, Lady Gaga and her muppet thing sucked, Catching Fire and Frozen made loads of cash, Miley Cyrus's beard ruined Thanksgiving, Special Guests, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

514 12/02/2013 It's a Yes From Us Coming up on TMS: There are lots of balls to play with at your local gym, we find out if Brian is running on fumes, world's ugliest dog finally dies, GTA is getting sued by Lohan, the internet is really dumb about celebrety deaths, Sharron Osborne says it's a yes from her on Vagina surgery, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

515 12/03/2013 Get the Hell Out Of Dodge Coming up on TMS: Scott becomes full cyborg this week, let's play a game where Brian has to choose, San Diego skys are filled with pot this time of year, 6 days without water or food and sleepin' on a dead guy, Paul Walker stuff explained, Beyonce is the most searched of all of us, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

516 12/05/2013 Hairy Men Coming up on TMS: Let me look on you with my own eyes, gonna put dees drops in yer eyes mon, China just bought a ton of pig sperm, don't bite off people's lips at Oktoberfest, Will Ferrell removed from SportsCenter, Ben Foster finds himself in the World of Warcraft, we play "call now" and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

517 12/09/2013 What I Miss? Coming up on TMS: The office is coming to south jordan utah, The Tom and Scott Mystery project got announced, sequels that absolutely must be made, dude fell asleep on a plane and it became his new home, injecting drugs into your unit is a very bad idea, people stole stuff from the Paul Walker car, 2nd Hobbit seems to have it together, critics really like Gravity and Her, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

518 12/10/2013 Puffy Lips Coming up on TMS: Taco Bell training is hard, MTV says things and we still listen, there are hoaxes a foot in San Francisco, don't drink beer from a tainted river, NBC is happy with that weird live business, Jason Momoa is ready for his Batman closeup, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

519 12/11/2013 Ocular Dissonance Coming up on TMS: some phone calls just can't be explained, Scott's Neighbor might be Clark Grizzwald, don't you dare kiss your classmate, 20 years of doom is upon us, Joan Jett does not like seaworld very much, Sandler makes way too much money apparently, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, Geek Food and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

520 12/16/2013 French Axe Coming up on TMS: being santa is really weird sometimes, tis the time of year to eat badly, we are raising a bunch of lazy babies, dude attacked people with an axe over cold fries, Drew is having another girl, watch out for that big black snake, Peter O'Toole remembered, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

521 12/17/2013 Tertiary Nipple Coming up on TMS: What do you do when you have your first migrane, pooping out 200 christmas cards is not easy, getting kicked out of your favorite steakhouse because you gots a beanie on your head, sir I think my meat might have been in that guys pants, Ace Frehley had a fire, The Desolation of Boxoffice Succes, the Judd girls just can't get along, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

522 12/18/2013 Hey Peter Coming up on TMS: When Radar forgot to ask permission, the history of Santa in strange places, Harold Camping is Camping in the great camp ground in heaven, shoot that guys car if you're really mad, Bieber says he's out after this next album, we have a Gilligan's Island movie on the way, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

523 12/19/2013 Nobody Cares Coming up on TMS: MacDonalds makes a way better burger than you think, the best selling apps of 2013, crazy world records in 2013, Duck Dynasty people are incredible biggots and you should NOT be surprized, Bieber's agent says he's not retiring, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

524 12/23/2013 Too Many Umlauts Coming up on TMS: The malls are PACKED, weird christmas traditions, Angelina is not a trend setter, internet company executive makes a huge mistake, this Duck Dynasty thing is blowing up all over, what's the deal with that weird Beyonce album, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

525 12/24/2013 Pirate Radio Justin R Young and Bill Doran take over the station and go all pirate on us! For a special Xmas eve edition of TMS!

526 12/31/2013 Short Stack Coming up on TMS: Scott has a really terrible story to share with you, Arizona has a serious problem, our favorite things in 2013, Netflix decides you might want less for less, A&E decides to let Phil Robertson back on the Duck show because money, Paris Hiton is spinnin the hits, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

527 01/02/2014 Coming up on TMS: Scott is still not sure if he's gonna see the rolling stones or not, is anything really different in 2014, gasoline drinker goes back for more, Mary Jane finally comes out of hiding in Colorado, the Fresh Uncle of Bel-Air is no more, the Galaxy needs some Guarding, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

528 01/06/2014 Hot Dog Head Bump Coming up on TMS: Justin guest hosts with Scott while Brian gambles in Vegas, we won big at the PCA's last night, Current Geek is off to a nice start, giant rubber ducks burst onto the scene in Taiwan, Israel wants to pay for a very controversial procedure, Downton Abbey might be on it's last season and no one told you about it, Steven Seagal might run for office, Keh-Dollar-Hah checked into rehab, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

529 01/07/2014 Yack It Up Coming up on TMS: Things get back to normal here at TMS, Scott gets closer to his fighting weight, people get to wear no pants on light rail, a naked man gets free down under, Modonna's kid might be a douche, Kim Jong Un is not much fun at family gatherings, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

530 01/08/2014 Southern Comfort Coming up on TMS: What dumb thing would you be willing to do online for attention, Brian is sooooooo sick, Sony has cool ideas about your subscription money, don't eat too may PB&J sandwiches, OJ Simpson wants to get out and die in peace, Morrissey has some extreme things to say about meat eaters, Tom's Tech Time, Recomentals, Geek Food and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

531 01/09/2014 Is a Spade is a Spade is a Spade Coming up on TMS: What our zombie dreams mean in the long run, a nice update on dogs and their magnetic poo, Florida Man pretended to be a deputy to get a gun, what's it like getting tazed in a PF Changs, Lohan needs a Find My Laptop app and soon, the British are coming and they have awards with them, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

532 01/13/2014 Rage Quitting Life Coming up on TMS: Make yourself laugh by sitting on your chest, we watched the Golden Ear Lobe awards, dude suffocated with his own underwear, getting stabbed for bringing home the wrong lunch, we break down the winners and losers, giving people the bird on the red carpet, Eric's App Review, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

533 01/14/2014 You Drank Cow What? Coming up on TMS: Drinking coffee might really be helping your memory, Scott dreamt he went bowling with a super hero, this man has no butt-crack, dude believes that drinking cow pee is the secret to long and healthy life, Bieber likes his eggs tossed at the neighbors window, Marvel makes a very strange move for Ant-Man, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

534 01/15/2014 Eat Like a Jungle Man Coming up on TMS: What do you do when your kid is just like you, let's kick off the weekend of kindness, get a beer and shoot some stuff, early man really liked Tiger Nuts, George and Jerry make their way back to the famous restaurant, Bieber's house was raided and they found stuff there, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

535 01/16/2014 60 Years of Dirty Coming up on TMS: Let's gear up to be kind this weekend, 21 things that will happen if you don't eat meat, smoking animal poop and never showering equals long life, what to do when you find yellow dog barf, Hershey wants all that Nutella money, LaBOOOF does not like Jim Carrey, Oscar Nominations are in, Depp leads the razzie nominations, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

536 01/20/2014 Battle of the Pot Teams Coming up on TMS: how much legal pot will be at the superbowl this year, Jack Ryan is back and he wants all your financial records, how did the weekend of kindness go, the Broncos get to buck the Seahawks in a couple weeks, multivitamins are kinda useless it seems, Bieber is afraid of what you might see on his cell phone, Bill Murray says he goofed on that whole Garfeild deal, Eric's App Review, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

537 01/21/2014 Battle of the No Pants Stars Coming up on TMS: Making sense of drive by yellings, the Vikings are coming, Password is no longer the most popular Password, JJ confirms we'll have a little bit of the Jessie Plemons in Star Wars, Madonna is not a racist, Rodman had a little too much to drink in North Korea, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

538 01/22/2014 Alright Alright Alright Coming up on TMS: The TMS Oscar pool is happening now, why retro is the new retro, reading your own obituary in the paper, Obama says pot is like beer, Aaron Paul might have a gig in the Dark Tower movie, SAG awards was too quick to pull he plug on Cate, Tom's Tech Time, Recomentals, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

539 01/23/2014 Slack Faced Yokel Coming up on TMS: You should never do that to our shared workout equipment, North Korea confirms it landed a man on the sun, nun who had a baby thought it was just a bad taco or something, 140 drop into a well is nothing for this kid, new Cosby sitcom coming, Arnold freaks everyone out with his fake mustache, Bieber busted for DUI and drag racing, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

540 01/27/2014 On Twinkies Alone Coming up on TMS: Brian dominates trivia in Texas, Scott did some deep research into the whole Duck Dynasty thing, TSA found some crazy stuff last year before your flights, star-shaped cataracts are scary, Mom gave Beiber Drugs, Leno was confused during the Conan thing, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

541 01/28/2014 The Glitch Witch Coming up on TMS: Duck Dynasty research is in, we get a call from a Gnome, opera singer says she can't perform without farting, all the stereotypes in one big ass map, Tarantino is suing everyone for everything, Jonathan Banks is in for the Breaking Bad spinoff, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

542 01/29/2014 Tripple Turn Coming up on TMS: Baby Names you should never use, a reminder that oscar time is coming up quick, cow farts destroy a dairy farm, the State of the Union had some duck callers in the audience, Motley Crue sign a death pact, Bieber had an intervention, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

543 01/30/2014 Retail Homework Coming up on TMS: what are you doing with your life, a morning filled with wet clumpy dogs, cruise ship is lucky to be alive, get your next exorcism via skype, Bieber turns himself in in Toronto, another Marlboro man is dead, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

544 02/03/2014 Forever 15 Coming up on TMS: stage and screen loose one of the greatest actors of our day, Superbowl is over and one team could really use some legal pot right now, SLC in trouble for taking away your lunch, dude gets buried in the least appealing way possible, the web's most popular women list has a big problem on it, JK Rowling says Harry and Hermione should have gotten married, Major Spoilers, GeekFood, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

545 02/04/2014 Yoyo Was a Robot Coming up on TMS: Brian sings about the bad times AND the good times, Explosive Tip is another thing you can say to people, high fives might be the official greeting in Missouri, Rob Ford really likes that Bieber kid, sugar is killing us, what is Scott Bakula up to now, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

546 02/05/2014 Developers! Coming up on TMS: You should have figured out how to tie a shoe by now, we are dangerously close to launching our Patreon page, Super Bowl Sex Trafficing was a real thing, there's a new wave of heroin out there and it desires to have you, uproar over stray dogs at the olympics is also a reall thing, Flea says he was faking that whole thing on Sunday, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

547 02/06/2014 Doing Stares at the Gym Coming up on TMS: Really big men at gyms are confusing, we get a mashup to end all mashups, 5 million dollars for getting tipped in a toilet, Shaun White says Russia be crazy, NBC cancels that Marty McFly show, Bieber's private plane had a lot of pot smoke in it, we enjoy some CALL NOW, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

548 02/10/2014 Dog Milk Coming up on TMS: How to become the boss of the show, nobody told us Hanibal was good, when breastfeeding a puppy is the only way to save it, do not take pictures of dead people, Starbucks in LA is dumb, Jesse Ventura goes off the grid, that lego movie did really really well over the weekend, Major Spoilers, GeekFood, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

549 02/11/2014 Leaving a Bungler Coming up on TMS: Why do you keep looking at your seat, 1000 bodies found under a college in Mississippi, pill-sized camera heading up your bum soon, Rodman made a big mess before he left North Korea, Chris Kattan is in some trouble, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

550 02/13/2014 I Love Don Cheeto Coming up on TMS: Its bacon week and you had no idea, Bob Costas got a poopy in his eye, Mice will help us understand why getting high gives you the munchies, Shirtly Temple died yesterday, you have to call Justin Bieber Bizzle now, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

551 02/17/2014 Big Guy with a Sandwhich Coming up on TMS: Arny makes a last stand, fiinally got to see Tim from The Office try and snatch that rock from Bernadork Flumberslach, there are 3 eagles, that is one hefy late fee, how to get a donkey penis through the TSA, the Henson's loose another one of their own, the Lego movie rules the box office this week, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

552 02/18/2014 Poops and Giggles Coming up on TMS: A reminder that I'm not doing these sketches for poops and giggles, regardless of political slant you should be watching Mitt on netflix, there's a shortage of clowns in this country, we can now make our own lungs right at home, the new zealand prime minister is not a space lizard, O.J. Simpson is looking for a way out, Charlie Sheen gets married for the 4th time, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your chance to win a Wacom drawing tablet and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

553 02/19/2014 Norway Rules All It Surveys Coming up on TMS: What to do when you're intimidated by a tattoo lady, turns out snake preachers can die of snakes too, Norway owns the olympics, Jimmy Fallon and the new Tonight Show, VH1 wants you to watch naked people date, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

554 02/20/2014 The Korean Kids Rule Coming up on TMS: More tattoo concerns than you can shake a stick at, an update on Olympic metals per country, 72 year old man still has it where it counts, Scott might soon have a huge serving of Google Fiber in his diet, Miley and Leto are hooking up, Charlie Sheen's new lady is already married, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

555 02/24/2014 King of the Cake Coming up on TMS: When you find out things about your childhood way after they happened, dead rat in a cake was not what that old man was hoping for on his birthday, Comcast and Netflix are buddies again, Heroes is coming back and some people care, nobody seems to be able to fight toe to toe with the LEGO movie, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, a final day of the Wacom contest and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

556 02/25/2014 Blood in Your What? Coming up on TMS: We give someone a brand new wacom tablet today, why a fully dressed man at the gym is a bad sign, the final metal count is up for interpretation, eating BBQ and fried food gives you brain problems, Art from Justified thinks he's Justified, Beiber's new neighbors are not interested in seeing him, Alec Baldwin is quitting everything, rest in peace Harold Ramis, Fitness Geek, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

557 02/26/2014 Soy Sass Pocket Coming up on TMS: So I guess you guys are getting a 5th show a week now, Nerdtacular Tickets are going fast, someone put baby poop in the sausage, Florida Man in HOT water, Selfies are much more gross than you thought, Bill Murray remembers his friend Harold Ramis, Bieber already in troule in Atlanta, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

558 02/27/2014 Pokemon! Coming up on TMS: TMSPM is born, what do dog walkers and pokemon fans have in common, Pizza Hut closes down because employee is the worst, there are some confused japanese tourists in Salt Lake City, Bieber will go ahead and stand trial, we have a new starwars villian to worry about now, we play Call Now and read your emails on this episode of The Morning Stream.

559 03/03/2014 Why You Gotta Touch My Hair? Coming up on TMS: The Oscars happened and life goes on anyway, how cool is Diablo now, waking up in your own body bag, Twitter could prevent HIV infections, who won and who lost in hollywood last night, Bill Murray snuck in a nice tribute to his buddy Harold Ramis last night, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

560 03/04/2014 Leo the Lion Coming up on TMS: I wish I was a boy scout now, the Pope dropped an F-bomb, real Zelda sword stabs a dude, the Oscars did the big numbers on sunday, what's your travolta name, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

561 03/05/2014 Cosmic Micro Food Coming up on TMS: Let's play a little South Carolina trivia, what did you do to cost your dad 80 grand overnight, old man caught manipulating in the hall, Barbie wants to live on air and sunlight alone, SCOJO and her pregnancy could cause problems for the Avengers, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

562 03/06/2014 Festering Leg Hole Coming up on TMS: Tonight tonight tonight oh oh, why local government is full of poop, Russia has a serious PR problem this week, you can leagally do something terrible in Massachusetts, Miley is reading her own lyrics in concert, 12 years a slave has fans who've never seen it, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

563 03/07/2014 TMSPM: It Starts Here Tonight, on TMSPM: This is actually happening, an update on the Scott vs the City case, a 2nd baby cured of aids, Oscar Mayer wants to wake you up with bacon, bus-sized asteroid came close to hitting us again and Bruce Willis was nowhere to be found, that Peabody movie is getting so so reviews, Twitter Time and more on this episode of TMSPM

564 03/10/2014 It Done Got Burnt Coming up on TMS: Those breath people have a website, Nick Searcy wants to say something to twitter, what happens when you eat your girlfriend's money, you can't actually drive around to get rid of drunkenness, Costas said to have gotten pink eye from a bad botox treatment, 300 sequel eats Mr. Peabody's lunch, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

565 03/11/2014 A Different Perspective Coming up on TMS: 14 fast food items that employees say you should never order, we can NEVER go to the mall again, the ultimate ticket agent, taking selfies before and after you rob the bank, Bieber did a deposition and now we HAVE to send him back to Canada, the final moments of Steve Irwins life, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

566 03/12/2014 Marry Me Coming up on TMS: Some emails have to be seen to be believed, home owner had some trouble with his agents, Bachmann says the country is being bullied by them gaze, Keith Richards wrote a children's book, Lena Dunham is OUT, Frozen is a satanic tool for indoctrinating our children, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

567 03/13/2014 TMSPM: Voice of a Generation or Something Tonight, on TMSPM: 9 things that are too crazy to believe, Captain Kirk is in trouble in Middle Earth, that missing flight might be on China satellite images, being tricked into seeing your mom's naked photos, Hal Douglas is no more, your tweets and more on this episode of TMSPM

568 03/17/2014 That's a Big Nut Coming up on TMS: Berdum is back and this time it's personal, Fred Phelps is on deaths door, we have an update on the man with the 132 pound scrotum, Miley and her tongue are getting sued, Newman is just fine after another internet celebrity death hoax, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

569 03/18/2014 The Animated Pope Coming up on TMS: What role does Dick VanDyke play in your life, in India two heads are weirder than one, Florida Man really likes Rambo, Kiss and Def Leppard think it's time to rock and roll again, American Horror Story wants to go to the carnival, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

570 03/19/2014 Taco Bell Headache Coming up on TMS: A hearthstone game for the ages, what do you get for burping loudly at Taco Bell, how close was THIS family, Star Wars 7 starts filming in May, Disney Pixar sequels are potentially exciting, Cyrus lost her tour bus y'all, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

571 03/20/2014 In Their Own Slimey Something Coming up on TMS: Brian and I are not what you think we are, strict parents make chubby children, lady sets fire to car over a McFlurry, The Muppets movie thing has some reviews now, Netflix snags some old school talent, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

572 03/20/2014 TMSPM: Torso Talk Tonight, on TMSPM: Fred Phelps is taking his hate speach to the grave, 16 year old snuck past 40 million dollars of security, Emma Stone loved the Spice Girls more than Brian, scientists tell us about the hell chicken, humans can sure smell a lot of stuff, we're joined by guest Wil Harris and more on this episode of TMSPM

573 03/24/2014 20 Feet is a Lot of Beef Coming up on TMS: I test brian in a very backwards way, Noah is getting all kinds of hell from some people, what does it take for people to eat 20ft sausages, Florida Man drinks a lot and then does some terrible things, you might not know James Rebhorn but you know everything he's ever done, Mila and Ashton are expecting a 70's baby, Major Spoilers, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

574 03/25/2014 There Are Four Bags Coming up on TMS: The 15 worst places to go, if you're gonna go to Walgreens put on some pants, why were condoms filled with cocaine shipped to the Pope, we have a picture of Ultron sitting on an Ultra chair, GWAR loses one of their own, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

575 03/26/2014 Weird European Heat Coming up on TMS: Reaping souls has never been this much fun, Scott cheated with the dog yesterday, E-Cigarettes could be poisonous, Florida Woman did a terrible thing on her lawn, P. Diddy is Puff Daddy again, Captain America is ready to retire, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

576 03/27/2014 You Dope Brain Coming up on TMS: People should watch Mud, let's go on an adventure, all men in North Korea want to have the most styling haircuts of all time, what would drive YOU to pepper spray your law professor, Pepper Potts is out of the marriage business, the creator of Teddy Ruxpin is out for the count, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

577 03/27/2014 TMSPM: 1 Second of Your Day Tonight, on TMSPM: My daughter wants another dog and I am not letting it happen, Joan Rivers continues to say crazy things, Mom Arrested for drinking and breastfeeding, Crispi Bacon trouble, Twitter Time, a visit from Eric and more on this episode of TMSPM

578 04/01/2014 Your Aioli is Showing Coming up on TMS: My smoke detector is haunted and I want to kill it, it's true what they say about True Detective, that fork is for eating, diet soda is on its way out, Michael Jackson releases a new album from the grave, Bieber got booed in his home country of Canada, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

579 04/02/2014 Cupcakes on Demand Coming up on TMS: What's the deal with new restaurants, I'm here in vegas, new reasons NOT to pee in the pool, man tries to shoot his puppy and it goes really wrong after that, we have a new Doctor Doom to talk about, Pat Boone is in trouble with the man, Recomentals, Tom's Tech TIme, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

580 04/03/2014 TMSPM: All Hail Lord Nerzook! Tonight, on TMSPM: What would vegas smell like after 700 years, Lego is here to destroy your souls, Batman TV creator dies, Cobain death scene some 20 years later, Franco is kind of a creap it turns out, your Tweets and more on this episode of TMSPM

581 04/07/2014 Crap Ton of Hot Pockets Coming up on TMS: What's the deal with hotel sinks, Captain America and Noah were movies to see, dude broke into a massage parlor and at a crap ton of hot pockets, Putin is gonna have a hard time getting a taco, Cyrus has a new dog now, Goonies sequel is still probably going to happen, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

582 04/08/2014 Did What in the Elevator? Coming up on TMS: Noah had giant rock people in it, speaking of Noah it's no stranger to some irony, now here's something you should never do in a courthouse elevator, Peter Mayhew to put on the fur at least one more time, Bieber tore up a Walmart in his home town, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

583 04/10/2014 That Bee Looks Fishy Coming up on TMS: A bee tried to sting me, don't try and kill bugs with fire, Windows XP comes to the end of the line, Paul Stanley says most of his Kiss bandmates were anti-Semitic, let's watch the longest Simpsons marathon ever, Archie died, Therapy Thursdays, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

584 04/10/2014 TMSPM: Body Heat Powers My Stuff! Tonight, on TMSPM: Amazon is buying all the things, the Colbert Report is going away and he's moving to CBS, Human Ken meets Human Barbie, Atheiest attacks dude what looks like Jesus, wearables will be powered one day by your HOTNESS, Twitter Time, an app review with Eric and more on this episode of TMSPM

585 04/14/2014 If Wishes were Dishes from Horses and Fishes Coming up on TMS: Someone took away my hornet's nest, prom will never be the same after KFC has it's way with it, teen does a bad thing on a plane, banana girl eats nothing but bananas, Kate Upton makes a shocking discovery, Captain America still ruling the box office in week two of release, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

586 04/15/2014 Combo Dreams Coming up on TMS: Walter White has invaded my life, US Airways tweets something pretty terrible, a Florida man really wants a shower and your lunch meat, Fargo on FX is getting solid reviews, Mad Men might need to get out of here afterall, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

587 04/16/2014 Pee on the Alamo Coming up on TMS: How people deal with their financial lives, getting time for peeing on the Alamo, casual pot use is jacking up your brain if this study has anything to say about it, AC/DC is getting out of the rock and roll business, David Fincher says nay to the Jobs movie, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, Geek Food, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

588 04/17/2014 Anger Man! Coming up on TMS: If you wanna talk about a book you should probably read it too, man licked an eyeball and go the book thrown at him, idiot in Boston is getting evaluated as we speak, cutting of your what and jumping off a what, Fast & Furious gets a little help from some brothers, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

589 04/17/2014 TMSPM: Wonderful Lobby Tonight, on TMSPM: Florida man is really really hungry, X-Men has more trouble than just evil robots, doubt no more that we are getting a doubtfire sequel, what would you do with 4 feet and 4 hands, that hotel lobby has a fecal matter problem, twitter time and more on this episode of TMSPM

590 04/21/2014 Our Hump Coming up on TMS: Easter is fine and all until someone finds a dead body, you don't get to ask Miss America to your prom, we have a message for that dude at the playground, Bieber will NOT be sent back to Canada, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have something really wierd in their bedroom, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

591 04/22/2014 Judge Dredding It Coming up on TMS: I am kickin A with my hunter deck right now, the pen is mightier than the gang sign, powdered alcohol has arrived, Miley is actually rather ill right now, Captain American defeats Jesus and Johnny Depp, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

592 04/23/2014 There Are Spider Men Everywhere! Coming up on TMS: I test Brian's metal when it comes to hero stuff, the internet will make you less depressed when you're old, selfie dude made a crap ton of money based on his stupidity, Colbert visits Dave, Hurwitz is gonna do something NEW for netflix, Recomentals, Tom's Tech Time, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

593 04/24/2014 Did What In the Woods Now? Coming up on TMS: what cities make YOU laugh the most, we are ALL wimps, we talk about the worst lady diet of all time, all that pot could lead to broken hearts, Meg Ryan joins the cast of this generation's "After MASH", Sony Pictures wants live action Barbie to happen and soon, Therapy Thursday, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

594 04/24/2014 TMSPM: That Island Has Internet Tonight, on TMSPM: The final hobbit movie has a title finally, what TV anti-hero are YOU, Silicon Valley is at the center of the worst drought ever, no corndog is worth dying over, lots of people turn the big five oh in 2014, tweeter time and more on this episode of TMSPM

595 04/28/2014 It Burns When I Pee Coming up on TMS: Scott spends some time with the old rich, which state in the union is the nerdiest, diggers found all those old atari carts in the desert, man lost at sea is pretty sure he didn't eat the guy he was traveling with, Spiderman enjoying some nice early reviews so far, Beyonce is the most influential person in the world, Major Spoilers, your emails and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

596 04/30/2014 Bag Lady Coming up on TMS: We have a great story about a poo bag lady, Stone Cold Steve Austin is in trouble for likin' them gaze, man photoshops himself into his girlfriends photos, Paul Simon got in a fight with Edie Brickell but not the new boheimians, the Star Wars cast was announced AND shown, Recommentals, Tom's Tech Time and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

597 05/01/2014 Small Parts Coming up on TMS: The Therapy Show is a go go, free comic book day could be magical, Mayor Ford might finally get some damn help, man uses crowd-funding to save his pet's penis, Jennifer Lawrence is a clumsy drunk, can Mr. Poo save india, Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

598 05/01/2014 TMSPM: Gah-Rilled Tonight, on TMSPM: That sonic dude can suck it, what song lyrics would YOU pay a million dollars for, Hugh Jackman's weiner popped out, the Simpsons finally get what's coming to them, who robs a store with a potato anyway, your twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM

599 05/06/2014 Lacross Playing Fart Sniffers Coming up on TMS: FCBD was cray cray this year, how much did you have to pay for a Big Mac back in the day, robbery is better with a pitchfork, would you marry your porn filled laptop, Pitt and Jolie to make another movie together, more trouble for Fryan Singer, Fitness Geek, Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.