The Bourne Identity (2002)

The story of a man whose wounded body is discovered by fishermen who nurse him back to health. He can remember nothing and begins to try to rebuild his memory based on clues such as a Swiss bank account, the number of which is implanted in his hip. He soon realizes that he is being hunted and takes off with Marie on a search to find out who he is - and why he is being hunted. This works so well they do it several more times.





The Bourne Supremacy (2004)

Jason Bourne evades assassination and punches things very well, while searching for the secret to his past.





The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)

Jason Bourne evades assassination again and continues to punch things very well, while searching for the secret to his past.





The Bourne Legacy (2012)

THIS ONE'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT, in that during the events of the previous movie (the one in which Jason Bourne evaded assassination and punched things very well, while searching for information on his past), some guy named Aaron Cross also evades assassination and... punches things... very well...





Jason Bourne (2016)

Jason Bourne returns!

To evade assassination.

And to punch things.

Very well.

(And to find more information on his past.)





Universal Soldier (1992)

The army uses the bodies of soldiers who died in Vietnam for a secret project - reanimating them as deadly obedient cyborgs. This elite team of soldiers has been used against terrorists where they use astounding physical capabilities to overcome them.





Universal Soldier 2: Brothers In Arms (1998)

Produced for Showtime, this is a largely unrecognized sequel that was intended to kickstart a TV Series. It is universally awful. (But, it does have GARY BUSEY and MATT BATTAGLIA!!)





Universal Soldier 3: Unfinished Business (1999)

Produced for Showtime, this is yet another largely unrecognized sequel produced at a time that they still thought maaaaaybe they could get a TV series out of it. (At the time, a theatrical sequel was being made with Van Damme and Bill Goldberg). This is universally awful. (This one has BURT REYNOLDS and MATT BATTAGLIA!!)





Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Most people say this is the worst of the theatrical Universal Soldier films, but I'd like to point out that it has Van Damme, Bill-fucking-Goldberg, Michael Jai White, and Xander Berkeley! So, how bad could it be?





Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

This one is sort of depressing and slow. It's the George Harrison of the group.





Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning (2012)

This final sequel picks up the pace and adds Scott Adkins to the mix. (Which is all it needs to become AWESOME.)





Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

A skinny kid from Brooklyn takes steroids and becomes a bro. He sings and dances. Then he fights nazis. Then he takes a very long nap.





Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Steroid guy wakes up from his nap only to discover that everyone he ever knew and loved is really old or really dead. (or are they? dun-dun-dun) Some secrets from his past still linger...





Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Steroid dude is still pissy about how long he slept. Some secrets from his past still linger, even though he politely asked them to stop lingering him.

Seriously, though, this might just be the best superhero movie of all time.





Captain America (1979 TV Movie)

Captain America dresses like Evel Kneivel, and looks like Yor, the Hunter from the Future.





Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979 TV Movie)

Christopher Lee co-stars in this campy, unnecessary sequel to the 1979 TV movie. Cap still dresses like a motorcycle stunt man, and they still can't get this stupid thing turned into a TV series, no matter how much cocaine they snort.





Captain America (1990)

They considered a lot of actors to play Captain America in this film. Val Kilmer thought about it, but went for The Doors instead. Arnold Schwarzenegger couldn't cut it because of his accent. Dolph Lundgren was too busy filming The Punisher. Who could possibly be awesome enough to fill this role?

Why, Matt Salinger, of course!

And who is Matt Salinger?

I dunno.





Hitman (2007)

A genetically-altered assassin known as Agent 47 is hired by a group known only as 'The Organization', which finds him pursued by both Interpol and the Russian military as he treks across Russia and Eastern Europe.





Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)

This reboot is SO MUCH BETTER than the first one. Seriously. Some fantastic over-the-top action. HITMAN: AGENT 47 centers on an elite assassin who was genetically engineered from conception to be the perfect killing machine, and is known only by the last two digits on the barcode tattooed on the back of his neck. He is the culmination of decades of research and forty-six earlier Agent clones -- endowing him with unprecedented strength, speed, stamina and intelligence.





Iron Man 3 (2013)

Iron Man is NOT a super soldier. He's a billionaire playboy philanthropist with a cute outfit. But, in this 3rd film, he's pitted against Extremis soldiers who ARE super soldiers. So, there.





The Incredible Hulk (2008)

The Hulk is also NOT a super soldier.

He's just an angry nerd.

However, Banner then must fight a soldier who unleashes himself as a threat stronger than he... Tim Roth?





Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013)

Captain Kirk leads a manhunt to a war-zone world to capture a one-man weapon of mass destruction.





X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2010)

Although anything with Wolverine in it could technically be seen as a "super soldier" movie because he was a part of the Weapon X program, THIS is the only film that really focuses heavily on Weapon X and displays the skills of a whole team of mutant soldiers. If you claim that my list sucks because I didn't include EVERY film with Wolverine in it, then fuck you because I think people can find those movies just fine on their own. Do I really need to tell people this?



