THE PREVENTATIVE CASTING REWARD.

Since "Everybody Dies at ScaryCon" takes place at a horror convention, we are reaching out to icons of the horror world to portray themselves in cameos. More than once, we've asked our genre fan friends who they'd like to see in "ScaryCon." And because most of our friends are jackasses, they usually responded with "I'll tell you who should definitely NOT be in your movie...", followed by a list of actors and actresses who they, for one reason or another, just hate. This gave us the idea for our new Kickstarter Reward. For $30, you will have the honor of banning the actor, actress or public figure of your choice from appearing in "Everybody Dies at ScaryCon!" Not only will you have the personal satisfaction of guaranteeing one less movie credit for someone you despise, we'll also create a 30 second video and graphic featuring your name and your accomplishment of heroically saving the world from an awful performance you will never have to sit through.

Of course, you may be thinking "these guys are just making an indie short film. What are the chances they're going to get YOUR ACTOR OR ACTRESS in their movie even if I don't back their stupid little reward?" Our response: do you really want to take that chance? You don't know who we have access to. We may know a guy who knows a dude who's friends with their dog walker. Backing this reward is the only way to be 100% sure your talentless/overexposed/inexplicably successful creep of choice won't get this gig.

We do have one rule. Please don't pick a religious or political figure that will get you, us and/or our family members in trouble. Remember: this is all in good fun. We're not monsters. Or Fox News.

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