Order a Free Xorknob Sample-While They Last! (Note: we've been receiving lots of requests for samples-- thanks!! We're doing our best! Like "Xorknob" and friend "Xorknob Xarblonian" on Facebook to keep up with his every move.) Although Xorknob is not yet available at Trader Joe's or Target, you can taste him with a free sample. Xorknob's current production runs are small, but we often have a few extras. Enter your information below and we will send you a small bag of cookie chunks, and we'll try to include at least one whole Xorknob. He's delicious! Xorknob always respects your privacy and never sells your contact information.