To all the fuckers screaming “not all bronies are like that!!1!” and all the other fuckers screaming “not all men are like that!!1!1!”

I have here a plate of twenty-seven freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

Five of them have laxatives.

One of them has cyanide.

Are you going to take a cookie?

No?

WHY THE FUCK NOT!? NOT ALL THE COOKIES ARE DANGEROUS!! SOME OF THEM ARE PERFECTLY EDIBLE!! DON’T JUDGE ALL THE COOKIES JUST BECAUSE ONE WILL KILL YOU!! YOU JUDGMENTAL FUCKS!!

Ahem.

This has been a public service announcement.