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ok, this is going to sound rly rly crazy but i swear it works!:

1.) on a full moon (make sure the moon is COMPLETELY full) take some dog dung and rub it on your face

2.) take a cup of dog pee pee and take a sip

3.) in three days tops you should be dog

to become a human:

follow all the steps above with human poop and pee