House Speaker Paul Ryan, a college freshman who won't shut up about how you really should read more Ayn Rand books, is in a bit of a pickle right now. On the one hand, he and his fellow Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the White House, setting the stage for the Affordable Care Act repeal that they've promised to the point of fetishization for the last six-plus years. On the other hand, after six-plus years, they still have no idea what the hell they're going to do instead! (Hope you got all your serious illness and major injuries out of the way in 2016, friend.)

As Ryan hilariously stumbles all over himself trying to convince worried constituents that Republicans have some plan other than literally putting thousands of American lives in danger in the relentless pursuit of partisan oneupmanship, his supporters are doing their best to help out. This week, a nonprofit advocacy group with close ties to Ryan and other key GOP legislators, put out this slick video spot—complete with uplifting music, soft lighting, and a bunch of healthy and happy-looking people—to try and generate some excitement for the party's better way forward.

Imagine a new path forward. A health insurance that provides more choices and better care at lower costs. A system that puts patients and doctors in charge, provides peace of mind to people with preexisting conditions, and paves the way for new cures by eliminating senseless regulation. House Republicans have a plan to get there, without disrupting existing coverage, giving your family the healthcare it deserves.

Man, that all sounds great! The end of the video points viewers to a web site to "learn more." Here are said web site's contents, in their entirety:

A New Path Forward

Yep.

House Republicans have a plan to get there

Hooray!

Our Congress is fighting for us: lowering costs, providing more control and more choices to pick a plan that meets our needs, not a plan that Washington mandates.

Go on.

[that same video that referred you here in the first place]

Yep, heard this. Keep going.

[a place for you to enter your email address to receive updates]

Wait, what?

[BLANK]

I'd bang my head on my desk, but who knows if care for that kind of thing will be covered anymore. House Republicans: if you're really going to hold children's health care hostage in your obsessive pursuit of sticking it to President Obama half a decade later, have the courage to show the American people what you're going to do instead. Otherwise, put your red MAGA thinking caps on and get back to work.

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