We came home the other night and there was a fairly large salamander on our doorstep. He was a real badass too because he didn’t give a shit that we were stepping all around him to get inside. Eventually I got him to shove off with a bit of nudging but it got me wondering just what he wanted from inside our house. When we opened the door he just stared inside with like he was trying to decide which pawnable goods he could reach fastest.

NOT THE PS4, I GOTTA FINISH BLOODBORNE