Tebow of Love

“Mark?” Tebow awoke to see Mark Sanchez standing at the foot of the bed. “Mark, what are you doing here?” Tebow prayed.

“I just can’t fight it any longer.” Mark Sanchez exclaimed. “Tebow, I’m in love with you.”

Tebow was shocked. “But Mark, it’s a sin!”

“It’s okay, we won’t tell God.” Sanchez crawled into the bed and mounted Tebow over the covers.

“But... I...” Tebow tried to argue but Sanchez began taking off his shirt, revealing his slightly impressive abs. He slowly began to slide the covers off a Tebow, revealing his shirtless torso. He ran his hand across Tebow’s pecks.

“Come one Tebow. You know you want this.”

“You’re... You’re right!” Tebow grabbed Sanchez by the shoulders and threw him backwards off the bed. He jumped out of the bed and on top of Sanchez and pressed his face against his. The pair began making out vigorously.

“NO!” Tebow shouted and jumped off of Sanchez. “I just can’t. I’m a good Christian man.”

“Don’t worry, it’s cool.” Tebow turned around and saw that Sanchez was now mounted by Santonio Holmes, who was caressing every inch of Sanchez’s body.

“Mark NO!” Tebow collapsed to his knees in pain and agony. His Christianity lead him to not want to make love to Sanchez, and now he only regretted it.

“Tebow” God said. “I appreciate your loyalty. You have earned 22 virgins.” And God sent the Bills cheerleader squad to Tebow because they’re all virgins because no one wants to have sex with anything or anyone connected to the Bills.