Ah, Melania Trump: a First Lady who probably didn't want her White House role and definitely doesn't want to hold Donald's miniature hand.

While holding the highly complicit Melania up as some secret liberal hero is misguided, it is satisfying to see her unsubtly avoid her husband. In these times, you gotta allow yourself a laugh every once in a while.

So, please enjoy a few greatest hits from the Donald and Melania Uncomfortable Interaction Archives.





This romantic air kiss

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Some people say that the charged moment before the kiss is the best part, so if you just make that the whole kiss ... it's, like, best-case scenario.

This perpendicular hand-hold

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You could plot a line graph on that thing.

This fun inauguration interaction

Goals!





This stupendous dance

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The secret to marriage: If you're already singing "My Way," you don't have to talk to each other!

Another passionate kiss

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The best part about kissing is staring into the void.

Not side-eye

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Not sure what this is, but it's for sure not side-eye.

The swat heard 'round the world

So quick. So definitive.

Swat 2: The Reckoning

Subtler, but still good.

And this suspiciously peaceful moment

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Seems like these two do better when there's no feasible way to hold hands. Or interact. Or see each other.

Bodes well!