1 Head Death: I'm calling about...

1 Receptionist: The Large Hadron Collider. Yes, we know.

2 Head Death: You Paradox Department people always know what I'm calling about before I call! What if I hadn't called you?

3 Receptionist: Then we wouldn't have known, obviously.

4 Head Death: I hate you guys.

4 Receptionist: We know.