Grandpa: Hey little buddy! Whatcha wanna be when you grow up? Bud: CANTALOUPE! Grandpa: Hmm, well you can't be that. How bout a paintbrush salesman like your grandpa? Bud: LAWYER! Grandpa: Hey! That's pretty good! What kind of lawyer, Bud? Bud: OSTRICH! Later... LAWSTRICH OBJECTS!

Part of the Lawstrich series.