The American Family Association’s Sandy Rios had a guest host for her radio show on Tuesday, Austin Ruse of the Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute. And boy, does he have a story to tell. He was watching the Food Network one night with his daughter and they saw — gasp! — a lesbian:

So I didn’t have my hand on the trigger fast enough when they did a hard cut to a backstory about this lesbian chef and don’t you know it she’s got her arm around her ‘wife,’ she refers to her ‘wife,’ and I was too slow in fast-forwarding. My eight-year-old Lucy, sweet Lucy, turned to me and said: ‘Did she say wife?’ And I said, ‘No, I think she meant girlfriend.’ And Lucy said, ‘I think she said life.’ God bless the innocence of this child. But they will not let us off the mat, the ideologies who want to cram this thing down our throats no matter where we go.

Shocking. It’s just shocking how these damn lesbians “cram this thing down their throats” by, you know, existing and stuff. It’s just so rude of them. And it forces this God-fearing father to have to explain lesbianism to his innocent little baby girl. And apparently it’s too difficult to say, “Well honey, some women are attracted to women.” Will the oppression never end for these people? How long do they have to tolerate the gays’ demand for the “special right” to exist?