Opening Thoughts:

Saeed: If I'm going to watch the Super Bowl without a Beyonce half-time performance, I'm gonna need some motivation. Let the search for inspiration begin!

Logan: Picking out hot men has apparently become one of my strengths here at BuzzFeed. I am very proud of this gift. Let's get started.

Methodology: Each of us went through the rosters and made our choices separately, then we compared notes.