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00:00 - 00:03 You're playing as Denmak

00:04 - 00:05 You rule over Sweden and Norway

00:05 - 00:07 Although the Swedes are not happy with this

00:08 - 00:12 You should look at improving relations with Sweden

00:12 - 00:15 And expanding into Germany

00:17 - 00:19 Alright improve relations

00:19 - 00:21 lets get going.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir...

00:27 - 00:28 The Swedes...

00:31 - 00:33 The Swedes have revolted against you 3 months into the game

00:34 - 00:36 Your Army and Navy maintenance are on 0%

00:53 - 00:58 Those who have formed Scandinavia, leave the room now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

01:15 - 01:17 Every fucking game

01:18 - 01:23 You try to befriend those fucks

01:25 - 01:28 Move your armies south to invade Germany

01:29 - 01:31 Then BOOM you're fucked

01:31 - 01:34 They're rolling on Copenhagen with 20,000 men

01:34 - 01:38 And you can't even raise an army because you have fuck all manpower

01:38 - 01:40 And a navy is out of the question

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, you should just recruit merc-

01:42 - 01:46 WE HAVE LIKE 7 PROVINCES

01:46 - 01:48 But sir, just press ~, it's taken care of

01:48 - 01:52 I will not cheat

01:53 - 01:54 FUCKHEAD.

01:56 - 01:57 I can try to block the straits

01:57 - 02:00 But months later they have a massive navy

02:00 - 02:03 And the Norweigians don't do shit on land

02:04 - 02:08 They just run around in the mountains with 3,000 cavalrymen

02:08 - 02:13 Get stack wiped in a week

02:14 - 02:16 They don't even slow them down

02:17 - 02:21 So I'm left on my own with an army of 7,000 sausage eaters.

02:27 - 02:29 Offer them their independence

02:30 - 02:34 But it's always the same result

02:34 - 02:36 They want fucking Gotland

02:41 - 02:42 Fuckheads.

02:43 - 02:47 Who in their right mind wants that piece of shit province anyway

02:48 - 02:53 But whatever, let them have it...

02:54 - 02:56 But then they wants Scania

02:56 - 02:59 And massive reparations

03:00 - 03:02 As if we're fucking France

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay sweetie, he can savescum.

03:14 - 03:16 Load the oldautosave...

03:19 - 03:23 We'll keep trying until we win.

03:25 - 03:26 As long as it takes...

03:31 - 03:33 This war is lost.

03:40 - 03:46 We can just cheat an spam mercs

03:46 - 03:49 If this bullshit keeps happening