Cheesewheel's Sandbox

Item # : SCP-XXXX

Object Class : Safe

Special Containment Procedure : SCP-XXXX is to be kept outdoors in a 2m x 2m x 3m fenced off area. Fence should be a chain-link model with the chain themselves being made of steel. Only one (1) security camera is required to monitor SCP-XXXX. Level 3 clearance or higher is required to test SCP-XXXX.

Description : SCP-XXXX is a █████ brand grill. It has 6 burners and measures 1.5m x .5m x 1m. An inscription on the back says "New quik cook technology allows faster cooking for the modern person of 2055". Even though according to this inscription it is from the future it is physically identical to a standard model today. It uses propane to cook food and therefore will not function without it. SCP-XXXX is made of an unknown alloy. When SCP-XXXX is kept indoors for longer than 30 minutes it will vanish, then reappear outdoors at the closest possible spot. It's reasons for doing this are currently unknown (See Incident XXXX-A).

SCP-XXXX's main anomalous trait manifests when SCP-XXXX is damaged in any way. The tool being used to damage SCP-XXXX will simply slide off of it and being "damaged"a, a food item will then appears under the hood of the grill instantaneously. (This will occur regardless of Propane being provided) from now on referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. This appears to be an attempt to persuade it’s assailant to stop attacking it. See Addendum XXXX-1. The food item which appears varies depending on the preference on the subject. Food produced is always perfectly seasoned (If subject prefers food with seasoning). Some food items recorded so far have been : Beef Steak, Pork Barbecue Ribs, Chicken Burger, Pigeon Breast, Smoked Salmon Filet, Bison Steak, and in one case █████ █████ was produced for D-█████ (See Incident XXXX-A).

SCP-XXXX's also has a secondary effect, it being that it will cook anything biological that is placed inside of it to the degree the user placing the item was thinking when the grill hood was closed. The item will be cooked significantly faster than by normal means. The lid will remain locked until the item is cooked to the desired degree. Also, if anything already cooked (But unseasoned) is placed inside and the lid is shut it will be instantly seasoned. The longest cook time recorded was 5 minutes 38 seconds when D-█████ placed in a Raw Chicken Leg which after the allotted time was reduced to a small pile of ash, most of which fell below the grill grates. Subject was “Thinking of how much I hate you science [EXPLETIVE]!” Similarly anything non-biological placed inside SCP-XXXX will be instantly incinerated. Therefore, obtaining footage of food appearing or being cooked has so far been impossible. Indestrucible or extremly resiliant SCP's however (I.E. SCP-682, SCP-963, etc) will not be incinerated nor cooked, rather heated up to temperatures in excess to 250 degrees celsius.

+ Incident XXXX-A - Incident XXXX-A Subject D-████5 was instructed to hit SCP-XXXX with a █████ brand shovel. After hitting SCP-XXXX with the shovel a Rack of Barbecue Pork Ribs appeared under the hood. Subject was instructed to consume the ribs and commented "These are some damn fine ribs if I do say so myself!" Subject then proceeded to finish the ribs quite quickly (And messily) after which he proceeded to hit SCP-XXXX again with the shovel. Subject then repeatedly hit SCP-XXXX with the shovel until D-████5 ate himself to death. Approximately 30 minutes after death the body slowly started sliding toward SCP-XXXX until it was inside and under the grill hood at which point the hood closed and D-████5 vanished. Because of it's partial predatory nature it is believed SCP-XXXX teleports itself outside to have a higher chance of "catching" prey.

+ Incident XXXX-B - Incident XXXX-B During testing subject D-█████ was instructed to “Try to hack off a piece of SCP-XXXX” with a █████ & ███████ brand hacksaw. Like most other tests the saw simply slid off of SCP-XXXX. Once the lid was opened there appeared to be a full human arm. Subject then remarked “Is this coincidence, or are you taunting me? If so, good job.” Subject was previously convicted of murder and desecration of a corpse, and ██ kilograms of human flesh was found in their refrigerator. Subject then refused to leave the food alone for examination and was consequently terminated. Afterwards DNA testing of the arm found it to belong to subject D-████5.

+ Addendum XXXX-1 - Addendum-1 Following Incident XXXX-A it is now believed SCP-XXXX uses the food to lure victims into it therefore eliminating them as threats to itself. Also becuase of D-████5's arm being produced in Incident-XXXX-B it is belived SCP-XXXX gets it's food / ingredients from a source or, has previously absorbed beings carrying / consisting of it's ingredients. Any staff are advised not to go near it while hungry.

+ Addendum XXXX-2-Response - Addendum XXXX-2-Response Denied. "Item has shown no display of sentience or higher thought." - Site Director

+ Recovery Report XXXX-1 - Recovery Report XXXX-1 SCP-XXXX was recovered in Southern Alabama after Agent ████ noticed a local restaurant called "██████ █ ████" was able to cook meats remarkably quickly and to the quality of a much higher end restaurant. When Agent ████ (Posing as a Health Inspector) asked the chef of the restaurant on how he cooked his foods so fast the chef showed him SCP-XXXX. When asked about where and how he acquired SCP-XXXX the chef said he had ordered a new grill from a magazine he got in his mailbox from a company called "Dr. Wondertainment" as their prices were much better and the grill was advertised as being able to cook foods much faster. The chef was subsequently brought in for questioning to determine if he had known who Dr. Wondertainment was. Results concluded it was a honest mistake. (See interview XXXX-1) Class-A Amnesiacs were administered and the grill was replaced with a standard █████ brand grill.

+ Note Ok. Got it. "Yes. SCP-XXXX will still teleport outside even if it is used regularly. No. You can not use it at your barbecue." - Lead Researcher George ███████