Max Payne 3 is staged to revive the sort of-noire shooter series in May, and Rockstar's about to give a lucky winner a trip to New York to play it early. From New York they'll hop-skip to Sao Paulo, Brazil to get wasted at the Sonar Sao Paulo music festival. Upon arriving home, the winner will be greeted by a Max Payne-themed Xbox 360, a year of Xbox Live Gold and 1,400 Space Bucks (Microsoft Points, for the layman).

All you have to do to enter is be a human and head to either Rockstar's Social Club or Facebook page (and "Like" it, whatever that means).

We remember when Rockstar ran a similar contest for GTA: Vice City, only instead of Brazil they sent you to the '80s. Then they made you kiss your mom. It was great. Let us know what you think in the comments or on Twitter.