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yes, aperture science is a very real thing and we would like you, yes you, to be one of our many test subjects. aperture science is a very safe facility and you will be working with some of the greatest minds in history, including but not limited to our brand new supercomputer glaDOS.

with absolutely no malfunctions aperture science is perfectly safe and any sign of danger is simply to heighten the experience for maximum results, so please come down to aperture science laboratories and join in on the fun, plus if you complete all courses you will have a celebratory party with your own choice of cake.

so come on down to aperture science today and remember- we do what we must because we can.