Vancouver Area Resident Offering $200 for a Band to Annoy Neighbours

Published Apr 30, 2015

Are you a loud, up-and-coming rock trio in the Vancouver area looking for paid work? We may have found a half-decent (if unconventional) gig for you. Specifically, you'll get $200 and a bunch of free beer if you jam out and annoy someone's neighbours.According to a recent Craigslist post in Vancouver, a 39-year-old is seeking revenge on his or her noisy neighbours in a Surrey townhouse. The plan? Hire a loud band to drown out the noise of their subwoofer for six hours."I am a nice neighbour," the ad reads. "The two young kids beside me blast their subwoofer 24/7. I'm 39 and have put my life savings into this townhouse. Legally, they can blast their garbage all day till 10pm. I'm having a nervous breakdown. " The townhouse dweller also describes his or her neighbours as "ignorant east coasters."If you're willing to play from 4 p.m. until 10 p.m., you'll be compensated with $200, free beer and a cab ride to and from Surrey. To sign up for this noble duty, visit the ad here . And if you do happen to sign up for the revenge plan, please drop us a line