Rotting Turkey Carcass 1.02 A fireball of turkey flesh, bones, and sinew.

Real Unicorn 1.09 You’ve never tasted anything like it. Served with unicorn bib and unicorn holders (like corn cob holders).

Mall Churro Dog 1.08 A hotdog but the bun is two churros, tied together with a Slim Jim. It’s an Arizona delicacy.

That Chicken Sandwich 3.11 Fried chicken on a bun with pickle chips. It’s delicious! Unfortunately, it means you hate gay people.

Raul Benitez’s Ham Sandwich 3.02 Did he finish it? I guess we’ll never know.

Brent Norwalk’s BLT 4.01 A familiar classic in a world that’s become too PC.

Jason’s Meatball Sub 4.03 The perfect treat to enjoy in your shiny new bud hole.

Janet’s Random Object Generator 2.06 A 14-oz ostrich steak impaled on a giant novelty pencil that says “Lordy, Lordy, I’m over 40.”

Trevor’s Steak & Baked Potato 1.09 Gonna make a primo dump later on.

Brent’s Surf & Turf 4.02 Lobster and steak dinner. Pair with an over-the-top Bloody Mary.

Sushi Roll Combo 2.02 Delivered fresh each day from Sushi and the Banshees.

Vegetarian Dishes Chidi’s Grilled Eggplant 1.09 Perfect for splitsies! Richard Moore’s Stuffed Eggplant 3.09 A Sugarland, Texas original. Eggplant stuffed with hot sauce and nickels. Please just eat it. 🔥 Steve’s Flattened Eggplant 4.11 Not the same as a flattened penis, but still ok. Fake Eleanor’s Mac & Cheese 1.09 Eleanor’s Steamed Vegetable Medley 2.12 Throw these plants in the trash. Doug Forcett’s Radishes & Lentils 3.08 Organic and homegrown in rural Canada.

Pillboi’s Burrito & Guac 1.11 Disclaimer: May cause diarrhea.

❤️ Judge Gen’s Burrito 2.11 Give it a kick with the Concept of Envy hot sauce.

Taco Bell Burrito 4.12 Taco Bell is the perfect snack after smoking some weed and changing the afterlife.

Just Married Tacos 3.04 The perfect honeymoon treat for when you marry your friend in order to give him all your money.

Good Mexican Food from Mexico 3.11 When you’re an immortal being and want the real human experience on Earth.

Slice of Hawaiian Pizza 2.01 Straight out of Hawaii 5-Dough’s oven!

Eleanor’s Bedside Toaster Pizza 2.12 Hey, we’ve all been there.

Vince’s Frozen Pepperoni Pizza 2.12 Pair with Lonely Gal Margarita Mix for One.

100 Hawaiian Pizzas 1.08 We can also deliver directly to your office.

Tahani’s Perfect Pizza 4.13

Jason’s Spaghetti Disc 4.13 We know it looks weird, but we bit off a chunk and actually, it’s pretty bad.

Beef Wellington 4.13 Filet of steak with pâté and duxelle, wrapped in puff pastry.

Tahani’s Risotto 4.13 A little sticky. No! Actually it’s amazing.