SHERIFF DOMESTIC 1: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

[SONY PlayStation 1 startup intro plays, slightly glitchy at the end]

Davemension Presents

Sheriff Domestic

PRESS A START

Pro Tip: Don’t forget to use your handcuffs!

Sheriff Domestic

Good morning, you are on your way to work on the first day!

But i think you’re missing something important...

Your indentity!

So uh…

What’s your name?

Your Name?

Dick Head Idiot Loser

Pickle Chin Lettuce

Daddy Cool Quad

Toilet Bob

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Quad” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Lettuce” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Idiot Loser” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Your Name?” selected]

What the hell?

That can’t be your name!

[“Dick Head” selected]

Ah! Your name is Dick Head!

Pro Tip: Make sure to feed your pet starfish!

[Phone rings]

Hello!

Welcome to Middle Dave!

I’ve brought you here to

get rid of those cryminals!

Thanks, bye.

I must continue

eating the donuts

Pro Tip:

You can move with the controller!

Also, you can walk as well!

Game Disk

You Got Disk

You Got Disk

You Got Disk

You Got Disk

You Got Disk

You Got Disk

You Got Disk

You Got Disk

???

← BIR [scribbled out]

Dirb? →

[Pause menu opened]

0000007

Resume

Settings

Prisoners

Quit Game

[Cut]

[Empty text box opens]

[Cut]

SHERIFF DOMESTIC 2: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Davemension Presents

Sheriff Domestic

PRESS A START

File A

Dick Head

Disks

00000007

File B

No

Data

File C

No

Data

[File A selected]

Pro Tip: Don’t forget to eat breakfast tomatoes

[Pause menu opened]

[Prisoners selected]

Press A Triangle to Go Back

[Pause menu closed]

CATCH BIRD

WITH

NET!!! [with some letters backwards]

Pro Tip: I’m out of here

Pro Tip:

[Cut]

[Glitchy cut or simply a glitch]

[Cut]

SHERIFF DOMESTIC 3: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Sheriff Domestic

PRESS A START

Pro Tip: Only use your gun for self defence

Retract

Mode

Sorry! You need to collect 50

Game Disks in order to open this

door.

[Cut]

Pro Tip: Don’t forget to use the powerups!

Sheriff Domestic

PRESS A START

File A

Dick Head

Disks

00000007

File B

No

Data

File C

No

Data

[File A selected]

SHERIFF DOMESTIC 4: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

caetla ver.0.34 (c) 1997–99 K–comm.

Game Start

Game Stgart with PAR/GameShark

Cheat Code

Memory Card Manager

Frame Buffer Viewer

CD–ROM

Configuration

[Illegible]

Daveeeeeee [glitched]

Welcome to hell, cheater.

[Minesweeper plays out]

[Mine explodes]

[Cut]

Welcome to hell, cheater.

[Minesweeper plays out]

[Mine explodes]

[Cut]

Welcome to hell, cheater.

[Minesweeper plays out]

[Time runs out]

you failed.

boo.

[Cut]

[Minesweeper plays out]

[Minesweeper completed]

[CENSORED]

Congratulations!

You’ve wasted your time!

[Same textbox appears an additional five times]

[Cut]

SHERIFF DOMESTIC 5: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

[“Guardian” disappears]

Davemens [glitchy] Presents

Sherif Domestic

PRESS A STAR [cut off]

[Cut]

[SONY PlayStation 1 startup intro plays, slowed down]

[Cut]

Few days later

[Cut]

[SONY PlayStation 1 startup intro plays]

Davemension Presents

Sheriff Domestic

PRESS A START

The save files are being deleted

due to a corruption or damage.

Retract

Mode

Pro Tip:

You can move with the controller!

Also, you can walk as well!

[Cut]

h

Dave’s City

Dave

Dave’s City

Gun

Listen to me, im the gun speaking

you’ll have to schüt him.

[Gunshot]

nice,

i am the gun, i schüt bulleeet.

[Cut]

SHERIFF DOMESTIC 6: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

[Empty text box]

Shadow Monster Character: AAH!

[Cut]

Sheriff Domestic

PRESS A START

Narrator: Got the microphone.

File A

Dick Head

Disks

00000012

File B

No

Data

File C

No

Data

[File A selected]

Pro Tip: You can also eat donuts

Narrator: Yeah.

Narrator: N-now I just have a microphone.

Narrator: Alright, so, like, I’m gonna do, like, a new experiment today. So if you remember in one of the previous videos, like, there was, like, a little weird recording of some sort. It’s... like a character, walked through the w-... mirror, it looks like. Oh, yeah, um...

Pro Tip:

Mirrors aren’t always solid...

Narrator: I’ll show you the signs first.

Pro Tip:

Tools are always handy,

try to find one if you can!

Narrator: Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that, like, I actually had to go and collect all the disks in this room. Took me a while, but... I think I got all of them.

Narrator: Oh, I haven’t seen this before. Um... I could’ve sworn the room looked a little smaller. Let’s see...

Arrest

Narrator: Oh, look, it’s mad now. Gotta use the net. It’s running!

Arrest

Narrator: Since I’ve collected all the disks, this door should...

Sorry! You need to collect 50

Game Disks in order to open this

door.

[Cut]

SHERIFF DOMESTIC 7: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Varmin: Oh no! Aaah! AAAAAH!

[Cut]

SHERIFF DOMESTIC 8: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Davemension Presents

Dave, the thing you’re holding

isn’t a toy.

What are you talking about?

he’s my best friend.

Alright, if i catch you brushing

your teeth with that time...

YOU CANT STOP ME

WAIT [glitchy]

SOFTWARE TERMINATED

CONSOEL MAY HAVE BEEN MODIFIED

CALL 1-[CENSORED]

SHERIFF DOMESTIC 9: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Press A Triangle to Go Back

[Pause menu closed]

[CENSORED, possibly]

Pro Tip: the end is never the end is enver the end i [cut off]

Press a Start to go back

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1999

Select A game!

Operation Steal Disk 5

Operation Steal Disk 5

Press A Start

game disk

Ope Ope

game disk

Ope Ope Ope

Ope Ope Ope Ope

game disk [x7]

game disk [in shape of capital F]

game disk [in shape of capital U]

game disk [in shape of capital C]

game disk [in shape of capital K]

Ope Ope Ope Ope Ope

[More “Ope”s]

[Cut]

[Cut]

Dave’s City

[Cut]

Your Name?

Dick Head Idiot Loser

Pickle Chin Lettuce

Daddy Cool Quad

Toilet Bob

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[Cut]

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

Dave City

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected three times]

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

[“Bob” selected]

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

Pro Tip: did you bring a flashlight?

Sorry!

That name is already taken!

SHERIFF DOMESTIC 10: ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Sheriff Domestic

PRESS A START

File A

Dick Head

Disks

00000016

File B

No

Data

File C

No

Data

[File B selected]

Pro Tip: Don’t forget to use your handcuffs!

Sheriff Domestic

Good morning, you are on your way to work on the first day!

But i think you’re missing something important...

Your indentity!

So uh...

What’s your name?

Your Name?

Dick Head Idiot Loser

Pickle Chin Lettuce

Daddy Cool Quad

Toilet

[Cut]

Retract

Mode

X: 2.7

Y: 0.7

Z: 0.1

[X goes up to 7.7, then back to 3.7]

[Y goes to -4.3, then -87.5]

[Cut]

[“Pickle Chin” selected]

Ah! Your name is ……………

Pickle Chin has been summoned.

But... I don’t know where he is...

Where could he be?

Did you at least bring some light?

It may be very handy in this type

of situation.

Ah, it’s nice to know you’re still

ok here.

Pickle Chin, we need your help.

Dave still has the gun. He still has

it. He still hast it. He has it still.

Become free!

Stop both Dave and the gun!

LOSER

Pro Tip: If you want to start the game, start XBOX

Camera

Use the Dpad to stir the platform

Hello!

Huh? You’re looking for the blue

disc?

Sorry to disappoint.

I’m not really the blue disc

you’re looking for.

If you want, I could try helping

you out finding the 3 discs....

together!

Anyways my name is Song!

Don’t laugh, it’s not a joke!1

Friend!

DO

RAP