Woo hoo! I was worried about the package thieves in our neighborhood, but I didn't need to be - Santa sent it to my wife's office. Well played, Santa, well played. Lots of travelling treats and some good NYE gear - and by gear, I mean mustaches! Kids confiscated 'em as soon as I opened it. My son also stole the beanie, damnit.

Also - and this is, well, kinda bizarre: there's a Thai phrasebook included. I haven't told anyone but my wife, but there is a greater-than-average chance I'll be going to Thailand in the next six months.

Dude, that kinda freaks me out.

Well done, kind Santa, well done!

UPDATE: Also included was a Negra Modelo flash drive... I opened it up, and it had a link to youtube titled "The Meaning of Life." This is where the link took me.

Oh, and thank you :)