In an interview with Australian radio station NovaFM in May, editor Nick Appleyard claimed: If one of my reporters made up a story, I'd sack them on the spot.

So...

1 It's not crispy any more...

2 Finally, a solution!

3 There's a new gap in the market...

4 "He just wondered what it would feel like," apparently...

5 Some unusual publicity for Quavers...

6 And for Greggs...

7 "Quick, someone load the generic headline generator..."

8 A bit of foreign correspondence thrown in for good measure...

9 And again...

10 "You don't go out for burgers when there's steak at home..."

11 We've got a pun for this one, but it's too inappropriate, sorry.

12 He just really, really hated Britain... and cats.

13 Badgers, lesbian women and Geordies - who says the Sunday Sport doesn't embrace diversity...

14 Plastic surgery behaving badly

15 Russell's been keeping this quiet...

16 Kudos to the graphics department for this fantastic illustration...

17 Meanwhile, Benefits Britain really is getting out of hand...

18 Really out of hand

19 The Sunday Sport, keeping seat sniffers off Britain's streets since 1986...

20 There's certainly no doubting their prowess for eye-catching headlines...