None of the thoughts I have about this week's comic have anything even close to related to eachother, so I present to you this list of random things.

1) This sort of shit would never happen if it was still legal to beat your children.

2) Elf-On-The-Shelf is as creepy as it is stupid. I wish there was a word for that, but as far as I know, there isn't.

3) The grundel.

4) I told you guys I would get an update in this week. Maybe now you'll learn to trust good ol' Chris a little bit more.

5) I turned 30 yesterday.

6) Fuck.

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