SPIRITUAL JOKES

PREFACE

As such all of us are in the search for truth, and we like, true lively lovely sweet…feelings, emotions, facts, jokes, truths…Quotes Proverbs Sayings: Please find here the Best Selective Collection of 5000 Inspiring Pleasing Thoughtful…Good Great…Pearls of Wisdom… about Life Love God.

Surendra Kapur

GOOD QUOTES PROVERBS SAYINGS

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. ~ Johann von Goethe

…sun flowers bloom a scarecrow smile in the field ~ #haiku

Blind people smile despite having never seen someone smile before. It is just a natural human reaction.

Each child comes with a tremendous intelligence but the family makes him mediocre, because to live with an intelligent child is troublesome ~ Osho

Don’t worry about having the right words; worry more about having the right heart. It’s not eloquence that God seeks, just honesty ~ Max Lucado

Good and Evil: You are good in countless ways, and you are not evil when you are not good. ~ Kahlil Gibran

Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool. ~ Ralph W Emerson

“Who you are is limited only by who you think you are.



” ― Normandi Ellis

The camera can photograph thought. – Dirk Bogarde

Don’t turn on lights at all for as long as you can—open your curtains and enjoy natural light.

When you urinate, a small amount of urine enters your mouth through the saliva glands.

Ants weigh so little that they cannot die by falling from any height.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.

Candles will burn longer and drip less if placed in the freezer a few hours before using.

Look to the left, now look to the right. I just virtually slapped you.

How to lose weight: Turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever offered food.

“…ctrl alt delete my fat”

Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

Making others happy can actually feel good, even when you aren’t so happy yourself.

God is love; and we can never know true love apart from Him.

Relationships are for honest people, if you’re not honest, you don’t belong in any relationship.

The closer you are to someone, the harder it is to lie to them.

In ancient Greece throwing an apple to a woman was considered a marriage proposal.

“What day is it?” “It’s today” squeaked Piglet “My favorite day” said Pooh ~ A A Milne

A Mother’s LOVE is WHOLE, no matter how many times DIVIDED…

“The Sun does not forget a village because it is small” ~ African Proverb

Everything & Everyone has a Seed of Love & Light. ~’~ Water it well.

Every relationship has ups and downs; you should never expect perfection from somebody.

Mosquitoes will not only bite you. After sucking your blood, they will pee on you

The #spiritual #math formula is that God + mind = human beings. The converse is also true: human beings – mind = God. ~ Sant Rajinder Singh

Once when the Prophet ﷺ was asked, “What is Eeman (belief/ faith)?” He ﷺ replied: “Eeman is patience and tolerance.”

Let your morals and attitudes be even more beautiful than a garden.

“If you do something bad, follow it by doing something good.”

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. ~ Austin Phelps

The best relationship in the world is the one in which a SORRY and a SMILE can make everything back to normal again…

“To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.” – Gandhi

Everything you need for your destiny is within reach. Pray that God will open your eyes to opportunities, people and resources.

Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable. – Addison, Joseph

Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you. ~ Osho

To be content does not mean that you don’t desire more; it means you’re thankful for what you have and patient for what’s to come.

Treat everyone with love, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because you are nice.

The wise in all ages… have tried to learn one thing only, and that was resignation to the Will of God. - Hazrat Inayat Khan

FRESH ORIGINAL

i want everyone in the world to be happy how do i achieve this; is there a manual.

The most essential element in any home is GOD.

God sees people as His own treasures, so be careful how you treat them.

“Remember, you are the only person who thinks in your mind. You are the power and authority in your world.” ~ Louise Hay

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