Bigger, Longer and Hopefully Cut Out

How big is your dick? No, go on, tell us. Some Manchester United fans think Romelu Lukaku’s is rather large. Far too many have forgotten the tragic past and present that particular racial stereotype represents. Ed & Paul dissect the controversy and tell fellow fans to just stop. Now. In more positive news, there’s a review of United’s thumping win over Burton Albion in the League Cup, and the ugly win at Southampton, where José Mourinho reverted to type, but the Reds came away with the points.

The lads preview United’s trip to CSKA Moscow in midweek, take your very many questions, and in bonus content look at some favourite iconic players from the past 20 years.

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