Taylor Swift corn maze creators carve 12-acre sexual Rorschach test

While the Internet always assumes something is sexual, the 12-acre Taylor Swift corn maze in Maryland certainly makes even prudes do a double-take.

It all comes down to how the best way to carve a giant microphone into a row of unruly corn stalks.

Drat, that low-resolution corn row!

While references to Monica Lewinsky, other ginormous phallic symbols like the KSU marching band's Star Trek Enterprise "mistake", and comments on the nature and size of that, er, microphone abound, the actual plan was really rather wholesome. At least that's what they said.

Summers Farm has been carving mazes for 19 years. Teresa and Jeff Greenwood aimed to show Swift, according to the press release as one who, "exudes boldness, courage, and passion."

Well, they got the last one right.

"Taylor Swift emanates a fun and positive image for today's young people," Teresa Greenwood said. Swift's generosity toward charitable causes is one thing, but perhaps more importantly, she dares to be different, embracing the power to be all that she can be... and encouraging her fans to do so as well."

And Swift already has 1,000,000 likes on her Instagram post of the corn maze.

Lawn goals. A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Sep 13, 2015 at 5:02pm PDT

The star was recently in Houston where she performed for a sold-out Minute Maid arena. You can see scenes from that show here:

Fans at the Taylor Swift concert at Minute Maid Park on Sept. 9. Fans at the Taylor Swift concert at Minute Maid Park on Sept. 9. Photo: Jon Shapley, Houston Chronicle Photo: Jon Shapley, Houston Chronicle Image 1 of / 92 Caption Close Taylor Swift corn maze creators carve 12-acre sexual Rorschach test 1 / 92 Back to Gallery

What do her local fans have to say about the corn maze? Would you want to visit?