Get off your couch & take GTA V Radio with you

If you’re anything like me (and we’re about to find out) you like playing GTA V, not because it’s a cesspool of sexism and horrible behaviour, but because it provides a catharsis unlike any other.

Hop in a car, drive really fast, jump off a cliff, crash a plane into the ocean…then parachute into a submarine and descend until the hull cracks — then respawn at the hospital!

If you’ve ever played the game, the above probably sounds pretty familiar— but after an hour or two, you might start to feel a little pathetic. After all, what the f**k are you doing with your time?

As anyone who’s played GTA V knows, the music is one of the best parts—now you can take it with you and start living a real GTA V life! Without doing anything reckless or irresponsible, of course! Listening on the go also comes with the benefit of not making yourself feel like a loser in your basement — or wherever you play your games.

So, do what I do, grab your bike, put on your helmet, jack in your earbuds, crank your favourite GTA V station … AND TAKE ON THE WORLD!

I promise, you’ll feel like nothing can stop you — AND NOTHING CAN!

** Except for cars, don’t get hit by one — I’ve heard ‘hospital respawn’ works different in real life. **

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