Check out the brand new card game taking the “adult” industry by storm:

Per the creators, it’s “An homage to the history and beauty of vintage smut; an era, before the internet, where seedy shops and dirty theaters were where the pervs got their kicks; VHS tapes, Glory holes, Donkey Shows and Orgies; when bushes were as beautiful as mustaches sexy.”

The game requires 3 – 10 players to take part, and the object is simple…..be the first to get rid of your cards. Each player starts with 4, and the remaining cards are left in a pile to draw from. The cards are illustrated with vintage 70’s & 80’s porn pictures and each one represents different “instructions”

To name a few, we have: Finger Blast, Creampie, Cable Guy, Casting Couch, Orgy and Cuckold….you can discover the rest on your own

There are a few twists to the game, which we love, like the dreaded “Crabs” card. Trust us, you don’t want this!

If you have it, don’t let anyone know. Once someone knows you have crabs, you can’t play until you pass the card to someone else or get rid of it. For every turn you skip, you have to take a shot.

