“I’m pure old-school Cardinals fan.”

In the episode that airs tonight (Thursday), Consuelos’ Cardinals have an important cameo against his character’s Padres. According to the teaser and synopsis of Episode 3, a brawl between the Cardinals and Padres breaks out because of – get this – an exchange of inside pitches or hit batsmen. The official description reads: “The Padres are hyped up to play the Cardinals, whose pitcher broke Tommy’s finger in an altercation, but Ginny is rattled when she spots her ex-boyfriend, Trevor, on the team.”

Hit batters. Broken fingers.

The Cardinals have seen this show.

It’s even titled, “Double Switch.”

The jerseys that the actors are wearing in the show are authentic, right down to the All-Star Game patch on the Padres’ gear. The Cardinals will be wearing Cardinals jerseys, and it appears like the only hiccup is that in the teaser the Cardinals are wearing blue hats and for a couple of seasons now they’ve been wearing red on the road against the Padres.