KUALA LUMPUR (TTLA) – A group of Malaysian women launched an “Obedient Wife Club” on Saturday, urging members to be “whores in bed” and obey their husbands to curb social ills like divorce and domestic violence.

Islamic group Global Ikhwan held the club’s inaugural meeting in Kuala Lumpur, giving women tips on how to keep their men satisfied and prevent them straying. Six women attended, four of whom threw rotten cabbage at the speaker.

“A good wife is perceived to be prim and proper — you just take care of the children — but not much is emphasised on fulfilling sexual needs of the husband. If he needs sex, obey him,” Rohaya Mohamad, the club’s vice-president told a Things To Laugh About reporter.

Rohaya said 30 percent of the club members were in polygamous marriages while the rest were in monogamous relationships and that the club was open to non-Muslims, mainly because even Muslim women this she is a crackpot.

“You must satisfy your husband. A good wife should be a whore in bed,” said 46-year-old doctor, whose husband has three other wives. The three other wives declined to comment, but waited for Rohaya to finish her interview, brandishing clubs and black-jacks as they did so.

The club has come under criticism from Malaysian women’s groups who say the onus on keeping a family together is being unfairly placed on women.

“With obedience comes submission, which may lead to domestic violence and marital rape,” Women’s Aid Organisation head Ivy Josiah told TTLA. “The only way this girl is going to be a whore in bed is to turn to my husband after sex and tell him ‘That’ll be fifty bucks, sucker.'”

In a related story, Global Ikhwan has already been listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as “Least Popular Group in the World,” supplanting former record holder, “Jews for Hitler.”

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