Chipper Jones retired from baseball after the 2012 season, which means he has some free time on his hands. And apparently having already ripped all the sleeves off his t-shirts, sampled all the wrap-around Oakley's and hunted all the deer, he has decided to spend his days watching Kevin Coster movies from 1991. Like, JFK.

And we are all the richer for it.

What a crock of crap! Oswald killed Kennedy? Seriously? Sorry, but I'm watching JFK. It's almost laughable what they want us to believe. — Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) November 15, 2012

Who is "they"? If you have to ask, it's already too late -- "they" already know you don't know. Which is why they are "they."

Anyone who has ever fired a rifle and watched the Zapruder film, will tell you the fatal headshot came from the grassy knoll. C'mon people!! — Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) November 15, 2012

OK, well, he has fired a rifle a lot ...

JFK is on REELZ. Zapruder footage is coming on soon. Check it out. Oswald is behind JFK and to the right. No way he fired the kill shot. — Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) November 15, 2012

... Go Barves?

Read the Warren Commission Report. I have. It's a crock. No way Kennedy's head moves back and to the left, if shot from the back. — Chipper Jones (@RealCJ10) November 15, 2012

C'mon people!! Open your eyes.

JFK's assassination, Oliver Stone movies and a third baseman from Florida -- it's allllll connected.