'Check yourself before you wreck yourself': US Police chief pens hilarious open letter to Kanye West after star compares his career to the work of cops soldiers

An Ohio police chief who is well-versed in social media has written an open letter to Kanye West addressing comments the star made likening himself to police officers and military personnel.



David Oliver, 45, is known for using the Brimfield Police Department's Facebook page to scold criminals - and more than 98,000 followers are fans of his updates.



Oliver writes, in a letter dripping with sarcasm, that he's not sure he's worthy of addressing such a major star as Kanye West.

Chief beef: Police Chief Oliver has taken issue with Kanye West comparing the 'danger' of an international rap career with that faced by police and military personnel

Open letter: Chief David Oliver puts Kanye West in his place in an open letter to the star that has more than 60,000 likes

'I am honored to be writing such an important star. I am a mere Internet sensation,' he writes.



The officer goes on to say that he saw an interview with West in which he said, 'I’m just giving of my body on the stage and putting my life at risk, literally... and I think about it. I think about my family and I’m like, wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.'



'I want to thank you for putting your life on the line for all of us every day. I know that being a rapper is tough work. I have tried to rap, and it is very difficult to keep up with the pulse of the rhyme flow,' writes Oliver.



'Most people don't consider... if you rap really fast, without a chance to inhale, you could pass out and hit your head.'



Go West: Oliver suggests Kanye ditch his rap career and join the military where he can rhyme his way out of danger

He then changes tone very quickly, carrying out a take-down of the 'misguided' West that would surely make even the famously self-confident rapper take notice.



Oliver suggests West give up his dangerous career as an international rapper and join the military.

Then, he says, West should be deployed somewhere such as Afghanistan.



'When the Taliban starts shooting at you, perhaps you could stand up and let the words flow. It could be something like “I’m Kanye West, wearing a flak vest.” I’m sure they would just drop weapons and surrender. You could quite possibly end all wars, just from the enemy being star-struck.'



The Chief: Police Chief David Oliver has racked up almost 100,000 followers for his humorous Facebook updates shaming criminals

Chief Oliver says many in the entertainment industry think they're something more than performers.



'I know it is supply and demand and the demand for your services is high. I get economics. What I do not get is you EVER comparing what you do for a living to our heroic military members... and police officers,' he writes.



Oliver usually reserves his scorn for criminals - the stupid, the lazy and the unlawful, who he refers to as 'mopes.'

'If you use a handicapped space and you jump out of the vehicle, all healthy-like, as if someone is dangling free cheeseburgers on a stick, expect people to stare at you and get angry,' Oliver wrote last year.



The small-town police chief signs off with a warning West should possibly take into consideration if he ever takes his tour to Ohio.



'Check yourself, before you wreck yourself... Chief Oliver. '



Open letter from Police Chief David Oliver to Kanye West

Dear Kanye West,



I am honored to be writing such an important star. I am a mere Internet sensation. I’m not sure I am worthy to address you, although the Huffington Post did say I was “Humorous and Insanely Popular.” I don't pay much attention to those things. Anyway, please excuse my interference in your life for a quick second.



I read your interview and also watched it on video. You said:

“I’m just giving of my body on the stage and putting my life at risk, literally.….and I think about it. I think about my family and I’m like, wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.”



I want to thank you for putting your life on the line for all of us every day. I know that being a rapper is tough work. I have tried to rap, and it is very difficult to keep up with the pulse of the rhyme flow…although when Ice Ice Baby comes on the radio, I can usually keep up with ol’ Vanilla. Anywho, your job is just some very dangerous work. Most people don't consider... if you rap really fast, without a chance to inhale, you could pass out and hit your head.



That last paragraph was covered in sarcasm. I’m letting you know, just so you do not think I agree with your very ignorant assessment of your career (or any other performer)as it relates to a person in the military or a police officer’s service. You sir, are as misguided as they come. I do have a suggestion for you. Since you are accustomed to danger, from your life as an international rapper, I am strongly encouraging you immediately abandon you career as a super star and join the military. After joining, I would like you to volunteer to be deployed in Afghanistan or one of the numerous other forward locations where our men an women are currently serving. When the Taliban starts shooting at you, perhaps you could stand up and let the words flow. It could be something like “I’m Kanye West, wearing a flak vest.” I’m sure they would just drop weapons and surrender. You could quite possibly end all wars, just from the enemy being star-struck.



Your line of thinking is part of the problem in the world today….which include entertainers thinking they are something more than just entertainers. I know it is supply and demand and the demand for your services is high. I get economics. What I do not get is you EVER comparing what you do for a living to our heroic military members, who are always in harm’s way… and my brother and sister police officers who have to go to work carrying weapons and wearing a bullet-proof vest to protect themselves.



Check yourself, before you wreck yourself….Chief Oliver.



