Hanna is in jail. Ali is in jail. And Emily is locked in a prison of Ezria incompetence. Also, Spencer hung out with a pretentious older gent and discussed literature like she’s some sort of Aria Montgomery. Only two more episodes until the big A reveal! As always, the #BooRadleyVanCullen crew continues their internet domination. You guys give me all the LOLS.

Pro tip: if you are calling the number of the person who has been stalking you for years VIA CELL PHONE! use a landline. #BooRadleyVanCullen — Lucy Hallowell (@lucyhallowell) March 4, 2015

Am I the only one that was waiting for Melissa to say “Spencer, we don’t have a housemate” #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL — Jennifer (@SomtimesiForget) March 4, 2015

And yet again, Aria and Ezra are on the other side of the metaphorical fence #BooRadleyVanCullen #metaphorsarereal — Holly Mallett (@shmallett) March 4, 2015

Oh for fucks sake, Spencer can’t even travel to England without getting hit on by an older guy. #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen — Karina (@WillieSun) March 4, 2015

Let’s pause and appreciate the fact that Aria and Emily actually do go to classes #PLL #BooRadleyVanCullen — Melanie Bourdaa (@melaniebourdaa) March 4, 2015

Pizza, garlic bread and *salad*? So, Varjak is a woman? #BooRadleyVanCullen — Tippi McCullers (@ali_steventon) March 4, 2015

Alison is so gonna be Hanna’s bitch later on tonight. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLLSocialHour — Amy (@Amy_Allen1976) March 4, 2015

Can’t blame that lawyer for being twitchy and pulling a gun. It is NOT safe to be black in Rosewood. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL — Nic (@AnicaLewis) March 4, 2015

Hanna’s gonna get offered so many pink drinks in jail. #BooRadleyVanCullen — World of Tilt (@worldoftilt) March 4, 2015

Have these girls never heard of SILENCING their phones before they snoop through nights that are dark & full of terrors? #BooRadleyVanCullen — Rachel Posnick (@rachelposnick) March 4, 2015

Melissa: “Isn’t that what sisters do? Share clothes, makeup tips, plaster copies of our faces…” #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL — Julie HB (@sparkleNray) March 4, 2015

I like to think the reason Mike isn’t in this ep is because he’s up in a tree eating gumdrops waiting for Mona. #BooRadleyVanCullen — World of Tilt (@worldoftilt) March 4, 2015

Haha, Em was judging Aria’s Andrew kiss so hard I thought she was going to sprain something. #BooRadleyVanCullen #PLL — Nic (@AnicaLewis) March 4, 2015

You’d think that since the last time Spencer drank she woke up with a missing friend and being framed, she’d not drink #BooRadleyVanCullen — Samantha J. Green (@SamanthaJGreen) March 4, 2015

the only valid reason to bring in all these gross dudes for spencer is for her to discover her true lesbian identity #BooRadleyVanCullen — courtney (@doo_wah_diddy) March 4, 2015

Let’s just hope Ashley left her prison wife on good terms so she can now protect Hanna on the inside. #BooRadleyVanCullen — Lady Liberty (@CindyLMarshall) March 4, 2015