KLOWNUS: Chicks dig animals, so I took them to the park.

BEARD: You tried to pick up women with lemurs?



KLOWNUS: I met a nice girl, but then one of my pets ate a pigeon.

BEARD: There's a turn on. How'd she react?



KLOWNUS: She was okay with it, until the other two shared a goose and a gosling.

BEARD: That's an opportunistic omnivore for you.



