HOLY HELL! Nightmare about SATAN becomes too real. VERY SCARY - rated R This post is no joke it's fucking horrifying.



Last month on the night of the full moon, I could not sleep, as usual. I tossed and turned until about 2am until I finally fell asleep.



That night I dreamed that I was being strangled. Usually in a dream when I am underwater or something, I hold my breath for a second and realize I can breath, right? NOT THIS TIME. I was being strangled and I could not breath. I hear laughter and I look up and see horns on a shadowy head and I realize I am being strangled by SATAN. In the dream I feel utterly helpless when I realize it's Satan who is strangling me.



He then says these words to me "You better remember to brush your teeth!" and I wake up.



So I feel rather silly about this but some nights I have skipped brushing my teeth and just go right to bed. I know it's the utmost in lazy but I have done it a few times. Based on Satan's message to me, I thought "ha ha, what a strange and stupid dream."



Still, every night before going to bed I remembered to brush my teeth because of this message from Satan.



So last night (tonight as it's 3 in the morning now) I decided, skrew Satan I'm just going to bed. So I didn't brush my teeth last night.



I couldn't sleep. I tossed and turned and wondered if it was another full moon (It's not. I just checked.) I finally fell asleep at 2am, same time as before.



So tonight I'm having this dream about Jim Morrison. I LOVE Jim Morrison. I have posted about my love for Jim Morrison here before. My dreams about Jim Morrison are awesome and I have them once and a while. I'm happy and dreaming about Jim Morrison, right?



Suddenly Jim says to me "Will you give me a blow job?"



I laugh and say sure. His dick tastes HORRIBLE. Suddenly there is a problem and I stop blowing him.



My mouth starts filling up with this horrible taste, imagine a filthy urinal cake smell.. that's what it tasted like. Suddenly my mouth starts filling up with this pink sandy goo and I am spitting it out. It coats my tongue and gums and I'm scraping my tongue with my teeth and spitting it out only to have it fill up again. Jim is just watching me. I say with a full mouth "I need some HELP!" so he goes to find a telephone somewhere.



I'm using my hands to scrape this sandy gooey shit out of my mouth when suddenly only of my teeth falls out. I'm holding a tooth on my disgusting hand. I reach in my mouth and more of my teeth start coming out. I realize there is blood in the goo now, still tasting fucking horrible. I'm still trying to spit it all out and all of my teeth come out except the couple of fake caps I have in there.



It gets worse. Now flesh in my mouth is coming out, and suddenly the roof of my mouth caves in and my nasal passage is exposed to my mouth. Finally the sandy goo stops.



Jim comes back but I cannot speak to him because of my collapsed roof of my mouth. Turns out he called a radio shock jock show to tell them what was happening, and they wanted an interview.



I drive myself to the hospital.. and this is when I wake up.





WHAT THE HOLY HELL?



Satan wasn't fucking kidding with me about brushing my damned teeth.