From this moment on, everything is going to be a countdown to the moment when Jamie and Brianna meet. I want to see how she deals with this new father and her conflict trying not to feel like she is betraying Frank’s memory. Anyway…

-If we spend more than five minutes with Murtagh’s boring plotline, I’m losing it.

-Poor Roger. If only he knew he’s arrived like three months before Brianna in the States, at this rate…

-That wig, though.

-And those awful (yet accurate) trousers. Someone please buy Roger new clothes.

-Oh, so Roger knows Brianna is there.

-Fergus!! So charming.

-Fergus and Marsali are so adorable.

-Oh my God they are all in the same town!!

-I’m sure they won’t meet in this episode, because life is cruel.

-Roger looks so bored.

-Roger, why would you keep the drawing on the table while you drink?

-Yayyy! Reunion!!

-That is so cute.

-Hmmm, what was the plan, Brianna?

-People in the pub are such gossips.

-That servant girl whose name I can’t remember looks like she is going to create some trouble after seeing Roger and Brianna fight.

-Wait, are they going to bone in there?

-That is going faaaaast.

-Girl, he crossed two centuries and an ocean. He wants to.

-Wait, are they now engaged?

-It was adorable, though.

-I love how Roger knows so much history, being, you know, a historian.

-If this theatre thing turns out to be a plot about taxes and Zzzzz, I’m out of here.

-Yup, they are talking about the regulators. Zzzz.

-Of course Claire knows what this boring man’s illness is.

-Ugh “present Mrs Fraser to the wives“. Relegated so fast.

-I was wondering when they would introduce a famous Founding Father.

–We are outgunned, outmanned, outnumbered, outplanned…

-And I thought Tom Hanks was the most famous American who’s ever lived.

-Okay, so Roger and Brianna haven’t done the handfasting yet. I thought they’d be quick doing it.

-Has Brianna told her maid where she’s been since the morning? Or is the poor girl alone at the pub?

-This is so cute and romantic.

-But again, I must point out that they haven’t showered.

-Is someone going to die now? Because things are never this happy for this long in Outlander.

-Is this the first sex scene in the show not to involve Claire nor Jamie?

-Brianna’s maid is going to create some trouble. I fear it.

-Tryon sounds like an idiot every time he speaks.

-We all know Jamie is going to rush and inform Murtagh about the spy.

-Three hours later, Roger and Brianna are still doing foreplay.

-By the way, is that like Roger’s den or something?

-This is going weirdly slow.

–Feel my heart…. Not the moment to speak.

-Man, Roger talks a lot. He is cute, but he talks. A.Lot.

-I don’t like that they brought back a character as beloved as Murtagh (who should have been dead since Culloden), for this boring as hell storyline.

-Yes, Roger, it hurts the first time. Don’t ask that.

-Did they give Roger fake eyebrows? They looked fake in that close-up.

-Oh my, something awful is going to happen. Roger and Bree keep talking about how happy they are.

-Why is everyone in the audience at the theatre talking? So rude.

-Is that boring guy about to die of appendicitis?

-Jamie, I see what you did there.

-Oh, a hernia. Equally disgusting.

-Please, don’t show us the surgery. Please, don’t.

-I love how everyone is just there, looking at Claire performing the surgery. Like it’s not the grossest thing ever.

-Ouch. Unnecessary close-up.

-Please, don’t.

-I’m fine with just shots of Claire’s focused face. Please.

-Tobacco up his arse? Men are useless.

-I’m so sad Jamie’s storyline today is reduced to this boring crap about the regulators.

-What a moment to reunite Fergus and Murtagh. At least we have that.

-Ouch, Roger. She caught you.

-I knew they couldn’t be happy for longer than a few hours.

-This is not going smoothly.

-Is Brianna jealous of Fiona? Really?

-I’m not liking this fight.

-Ouch, Roger, “it’s time you listen to me“. Nope.

-Lizzie! That’s her name.

-Roger is right, though. She is still a kid.

-Err, Roger is not going back through the stones, is he?

-Is he?

-Oh, Brianna, you are going to regret making him go.

-This is awful already.

-Oh, great. Now because of Murtagh’s boring storyline, they are going to kill off Washington? History has its eyes on you…

-But seriously, is that place where Brianna and Roger shagged like an abandoned den or something? I need more information on this.

-Brianna, go and find him. Seriously.

-Oh my, Downton is there. Someone is going to die.

-Brianna looks like a prostitute with that dishevelled hair.

-Of course she knows that’s her mother’s ring.

-I’m afraid of Downton.

-Oh, how nice of you, to tell her Claire is alive.

-Don’t do any agreements with this guy, Brianna.

-Don’t follow him.

-Oh, no.

-Nope, nope.

-Thank God we are not seeing this.

-These guys at the pub are arseholes.

-This is worse than when Randall raped Jamie. And we are not even witnessing it.

-Why can’t the Frasers have normal lives?

-Damn it, Brianna, at least take the ring.

-This is awful.

-Damn you, Downton. And I really like Ed Speelers, which says a lot about what a talented actor he is, because I am hating this Bonnet so much. Kind of like Menzies and his portrayal of Black Jack Randall. It takes a lot of talent to play a character that people will hate.

-This is terrible. And Brianna looks like she is about to start singing ‘I Dreamed a Dream’.

-Where is that Lizzie kid?

-Kill me now.

-That earlier speech from Marsali to Claire: premonitory much?