Before diving into the story of this adventure, let’s examine how this came about. ‘Amber’ is woman in her mid-twenties who was trying to meet somebody on Tinder. She had met a few nice people, but one day she met ‘Geoff.’

Amber and Geoff messaged each other through Tinder for a little while. It was a cold and dark night, and the subject of cuddling came up. Jeff asked Amber if they could move their conversation over to text message, and that is where we will join in our story. Amber is in red, Geoff is in blue.

–2AM Monday–

Want me to come over?

Right now? I should be up in a couple hours. Besides I doubt my twin would be able to sustain our needs.

I sent you a picture [removed]. I’m no model but here is what you can look forward to.

Well I have a roomate who’s a 43 year old professional woman so we’ll have to wait until after 8AM for that much fun.

We’ll stick with cuddling first.

[Address] Let me know when you will be here. You’ll have to park on the street and I have to call in your car. They are a picky neighborhood.

Are you talking about tonight?

Yes

If you can’t drive, I’ll come get you, I want you tonight, Amber.

It’s not that I can’t drive it’s that I’m at my folks place and I don’t necessarily think my leaving at 3AM would be a good thing.

Lol I get it. How about you come over after 8AM then?

I have a class at 9 in which I have an exam I need to study for.

So when do I get to hold your body close while you wrap yourself around me and and get hot and bothered from the smell of my body and my cologne?

I work Monday-Friday 3pm – 11:30pm

I’m sure we’ll figure out a time. It’s just I’m booked tomorrow.

Well I should say today rather.

I understand. I’ll calm my crave for you tonight. Send me something naughty today that will truly turn me on and I’ll do the one thing you desire most, Amber.

And what do you know of my desires dearheart?

I don’t know them yet but I intend to know everyone of them eventually. You have to tell me what you like and what you want. I want you to tell me when I’m doing something you want more of and tell me when I’m failing miserably because what is the point if you aren’t enjoying every minute of it?

[Picture] Just something I can wear under something a little classier.

You’re fucking amazing, Amber. Has anyone ever told you how extraordinary you are as a female? Where do you go to school?

Also, your hair is perfect that shade of red. Black doesn’t do your face justice at all Red really makes you gorgeous.

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At this point, most reasonable people, including Amber, are probably seeing a few red flags. Amber made the decision here that she would move into trolling mode, since she already knew she would never meet with this person.

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Ah thank you. I did just dye it so maybe when this fades I’ll go back. Also I’m at [deleted] for school.

I live about 3 blocks from [deleted]. If you want to spend your school nights at my place you’re more than welcome. I’m sure you’d love to go to school beaming from the extraordinary morning sex we just had that made your mind leave your body.

Mind blowing sex hmm. Your offer is tempting.

It’s more of a gift than an offer. Something that we’ll both cherish because it will bring happiness to our lonely nights and meaning to our morning routines. When you share them with someone they are suddenly what we enjoy rather than what we loath.

Very true, though all your nights can’t be lonely?

I’ve had one girl spend the night since my last relationship which ended over a year ago. I’m very picky and I get turned off easily so they have been extremely lonely.

Ah I understand. I’ve had a few affairs since my last relationship.

I’m not concerned with the past, Amber. I’m only concerned about having you here with me when I need you and being there for you when you need me. I’m a bit high maintenance when it comes to any kind of relationship but I promise it’s worth it.

Any kind of relationship? Including occasional lovers? What exactly would be your ruling on the possibility of others then?

Yes even occasional lovers. I have a large appetite for passion and making love when I find someone I want to be that intimate with. I am open to any depth of relationship or title if that’s what you prefer to use.

I’m very in touch with both my emotions and my primal manly lust for the female body and mind. When I’m with someone I prefer to have a boyfriend girlfriend relationship even if we’re just lovers.

And if you wanted to be my girlfriend I would only have one request and that would be to always keep your hair that red color because it makes you look beautiful, Amber. Seriously it is gorgeous on you.

—5AM—

—9AM—

Fair enough. (Sorry I actually fell asleep for a few hours last night) I think you somewhat misunderstood me. Title wise aside I’m asking your view on the possibility that one or both of us have others besides you and me.

—11AM—

Oh ok i get it. Well obviously if you’re the one asking you’re the one who wants more. I am Ok with it as long as you never talk about that person and I never know you’ve slept someone else. Don’t sleep with me wearing the same close or not having showered after you’ve been with another guy. A good rule would be to not sleep with other guys within 24 hrs of sleeping with me. If you’re sleeping with other guys, I won’t go down on you either, that’s a hard rule I’ve always had.

Fair rules

I want you here, Amber. I want to slowly undress you and put my mouth all over your naked body. I want to lick your sensitive parts until you’re so wet you’re begging me to put my big throbbing manhood inside of you so you can feel my lust for you deep inside your belly. Wrapping your legs around my arms and slowly going in and out of your body. Making you squeeze my sheets as I grab your hips and pull your legs up around my waist so you can roll your hips when I go deep inside you and glide across that spot that makes you go crazy. Holding you tight while we make love and you beg me not to stop because you feel so good. Then I turn you over and take you from behind with all of my primal urges coming undone. Pushing your head into the pillow as you scream with pleasure as I penetrate you. Holding your hands behind your back while I make deep, passionate love to you until you climax and burst with prayer around my warm throbbing manhood. Your excitement makes me cum, with a burst of warm fluid you feel my satisfaction with your body and you know I need more of you next time.

–5 minutes later–

Do you have time to see me before 2PM?

—Noon—

—12:30 PM—

Like I said earlier today I’m totally booked for the day.

O yeah. I forgot lol.

I’m done with classes for the day but I have two papers to do and another test to study for. Plus I play at 650 so I want to get all my work done before then.

Play at 650? I know you’re booked for today but feel free to bring all that here anytime you want to multi task business with pleasure. It’s very quiet here and I’m a great help when it comes to education. I have Wi-Fi and an amazing computer with Microsoft office and two screens that makes writing papers very easy.

I play volleyball like 4 nights a week.

I love that 🙂

My computer is right next to my bed so it’s quite perfect when you think about it 🙂

Not when I’m being attacked by manly urges.

My urges come and go each time you pleasure me so there will be time for furthering your education.

Oh is that how you work? 😉

—1PM—

—2PM—

I work in many ways, my foxy girl. I’ll show you each and every one of them in time.

Oh let me count the ways…

The longer you stay the more I get to show you and the more I get to explore what my heart and manhood desires.

What exactly do you plan to get from this? I’m not looking for love I hope you know, at least not now.

I’m not looking for love either. I want you, in every way my body desires. Just because we’re not looking for love doesn’t mean I can’t feel compassion and affection when I’m balls deep inside of you getting ready to shoot my warm cum deep in you. I want to feel some kind of emotion when I explore the most intimate parts of your body. I want to fuck you like a sex slave and make love to you like my perfect woman sometimes to. You can have it all without falling in love.

Very well, however, Condoms are a must. I’m on bc but I’m also not going to take chances.

That pretty much takes all the interest out of it for me.

Well then it’s been a lovely chat.

It certainly has.

Hopefully you meet someone who’s willing to take the risk for you

Not really a risk. I get tested once a year and I don’t want kids

You’re not the one who can get pregnant.

True lol. I’m pretty sure I’m shooting blanks though. I’ve used like 8 condoms in my life and no kids.

Until I know that for absolutely sure it’s a no go. Like I said I’m not risking it.

I understand. Take care and have fun out there 😉

Oh I am.

Lol I had no doubt

—3PM—

—7:30PM—

You have to understand that I don’t believe in condoms and absolutely hate them but I do want to experience you in every way you want me. I want to explore your body with mine and take you to the place where your mind leaves your body and the only thing left is ecstasy and me. If I have to wear condoms to do that I will try it. I feel you will be worth it even if I don’t get to experience all of you which is what I feel having sex raw is.

—8:30PM—

It’s not fair to you if you’re not enjoying yourself. Besides even if I were to cave and let you go bare you’re pulling out. I’m not having anyone go inside me. It goes against all my rules and is an instant turn off.

I’m completely OK with that. I wouldn’t want to turn you off when I fully intend to turn you on…a lot 😉

It takes a little to turn me on. I’m into some let’s say unconventional things.

Hmm Hmmm Hmmm you have my attention. What turns you on, Amber?

I have a few toys I like to use. I’m very much into pegging. Basically I’m a dom.

What’s pegging?

Well how do you feel about assplay?

Like you on me or me on you?

Both

Well I’ll try anything once

Pegging is where I take my dick and fuck you in the ass

Don’t worry we’ll start small

Your dick?

Yes my strap on

I suppose if you want to know with a visual look up femdom videos.

It seems like it would be a very messy adventure.

Oh how so?

Well that’s where stuff comes out and I fucked my ex in the ass and it was messy at the end.

Oh hunny that’s what enemas are for

Aside from that, how would it get us both off??

Well it turns me on like no other to make you my little slave and when I’m nice and worked up and you’ve been a good boy I’ll let you have your fun.

And fuck you raw as long as I don’t cum in you?

If you’re good

Good?

Like I said, I’m a dom. You don’t cum until I say. Follow your mistress’s orders and you get your treat.

Well I can do all of that but the last bit. I fuck when, where, and what I want to fuck and no one tells me different. I’m very dominant when I’m worked up and I like to fuck girls like my sex slaves. Toss them around, bend them to my will and penetrate whichever hole I want. If we had another girl for me to do that with I think it would work Otherwise I’m going to want to dominate you.

—9:30 PM—

Clearly, at this point, Amber has come to the conclusion that this guy probably has some cages in his basement. She attempts to wrap up the trolling, but her adventure was just beginning.

—10:30PM—

I think we may both be too dom for this to work

I’m thinking so too. If you let me be the dom after you get going it would work but without letting me own your body when I’m fucking you it won’t work.

Even when I go sub no one owns me love.

Yeah without giving yourself to me when you’re done it won’t work.

Oh no I can give myself but you don’t own me. I have no problem going sub but I’m worried if I tell you no you may not like it.

I would never make you do something you didn’t want or keep going when you say stop

The fuck when where and how had me worried

Yeah I suppose that would put a flag up. Are you open to all forms of penetration?

If they are done right.

You may have to teach me the anal. I’ve only done it once.

Actually that’s false. I just dominated a college professor and fucked her in the ass while I used a large dildo on here vagina while she was tied up. So that makes it two times I’ve done anal. I’m a fast learner though 😉

—11:30PM—

—Noon – Tuesday—

Yeah? Pics or it didn’t happen

Lol oh it did happen. I deleted all my pics of her but I still have her contact. You can call her if you want lol. She lives in [suburb deleted] and she’s a fucking freak. She screamed out “Fuck me dad” and that’s when I realized I’m not that kinky.

— At this point, Amber invites her friend Danny to join in the trolling fun, who sends the next few messages. —

Hah! That’s actually one of those things I don’t like to admit is hot, but kinda is. I’m more about the mommy kink tho. How do you feel about cross dressing? I could call you mommy all night.

That’s definitely beyond my limits. I’m not about that life lol

Well I wouldn’t need it to be a 24/7 arrangement…just once in a while. And I wouldn’t expect a full outfit – just some lacy panties and some lipgloss.

Lol we’ll see. You give me what I want and you’ll get what you want.

Haven’t you ever heard that ladies come first?

Lol you can cum first but I’m already letting you fuck me in the ass. You need to give a little to get a little. Unless you’re too grossed out by cum that you won’t let me cum in your ass or your mouth.

Pardon me, my name is Danny and I’m Amber’s TA. Amber is in class at the moment, so she’s temporarily forwarding these messages to me and has asked for my input regarding the likelihood of a continued correspondence. I noticed you tend to exclude grammatical subjects in all of your sentences, you struggle with the difference between demonstrative and possessive gender neutral pronouns, and your grasp of the Oxford comma is dismal. I can’t in good faith recommend that Amber agree to fuck you until you can grasp the concept of subject and predicate grammar structures.

Good luck in the future, I hear Sylvan is enrolling soon.

Insulting my education is a feeble attempt at demeaning me. I have raised myself since I was thirteen so I definitely have some shortcomings with education, maturity, and trust. Amber is pretty kink and I have not dabbled in the practice past a single event involving a college professor and her giant black dildo. I’m being open minded and subjecting myself to a lot of potential character criticism. If I’m willing to explore all of her desires and she has an issue with my grammar, then she’s obviously self-centered, conceited, and far too ignorant for my taste. I wish her good luck. With an attitude like that she will need all the help she can get to have any real or meaningful connection with another human being. The flesh is amazing but without heart she will die an empty vessel, alone and spiteful.

—1PM—

—2:30PM—

You mean kinky. Kink is a noun, so what you meant to say was Amber is pretty kinky, which is an adjective that modifies the noun.

Lol you got me grammar police. I give up. You have me surrounded.

—This is where I got the opportunity to join in the fun.—

Come out with your hands up.

*cum

(2:40 PM Tuesday)

— We would think that he would have realized that this conversation should not continue. However, the next day, Amber receives a very strange message.



(12:29 PM Wednesday)

If you know any girls into threesomes with another girl and a retarded guy please let them know I’m looking for someone to eat pussy while I fuck it

Did you just refer to yourself as retarded? Or are you a voyeur in this endeavor?

Lol

I’ll take that as a yes then.

Don’t be so hard on yourself.

If you only knew how little I care about what others think of me. I’m just a squirrel trying to bust his nut.

That’s cool. All I’m saying is you seem like a guy who wouldn’t insult himself like that

It was purely sarcastic which voids its intent as slander. I can wear a dress and call myself a little bitch and it wouldn’t bother me one bit because I truly know I am not.

I got the opportunity to join in the fun again at this point. However, a mistake was made. I attempted to send him the message “pics or it didn’t happen”, but my thumb slipped and we accidentally called him. Panicking, we hung up the phone immediately.

When he called back, a group decision was made that we should probably end this at this point, to mitigate the chances of Geoff making a wind chime out of Amber’s genitals. I (male) answered the phone in my deepest voice. He hung up immediately, and we haven’t heard from him since.