If you think that PlayStation Plus is bad now, this author can remember when the monthly update included a retro Mega Drive title, a PlayStation Mini, and a handful of PlayStation 3 themes. The service has changed exponentially since then, and as a reward for lifetime members sticking with the subscription model for all five years of its life, Sony's been sending out these commemorative stats plaques.

The gifts were actually promised months ago, but it seems like the platform holder upped its budget in that time. We were expecting a poster, but instead we've received a framed picture, including all sorts of data about our PlayStation past. It's actually a really high-quality pressie: the frame is sturdy, the printed text is sharp, and the whole package arrived sealed in a PlayStation Plus branded box set. Above and beyond, really.

So, what can we learn from it?

Sammy clearly doesn't play his PlayStation Plus titles for very long. 14 hours with his most played game isn't a whole lot really, is it?

In fact, does Sammy even play games at all? 53 hours total online time with the PlayStation 4 seems like nothing – though we suspect that this is referring purely to competitive or co-operative multiplayer games, which aren't really Sammy's fave. [Writing in third-person is weird sometimes - Ed]

Sony doesn't know how to use an apostrophe. Seriously, we just can't figure out that errant squiggle at the end of 'Number of Friends'.

If the platform holder's tracking these stats, then it should really incorporate them into the PS4 dashboard. After all, we'd love to see some operating system-level data on our most played games and so on.

Seriously, though, this is a really nice touch from the manufacturer, and while it's only offered the reward in Europe, we're still pretty impressed with the quality of the gift. It's always nice to be appreciated, after all, so if you did get one of these, we hope that you intend to put it on display like we do.