Not much going on this last week training. Just drilling and rolling-the usual. One interesting thing that happened is I almost had to use my Jiu Jitsu and issue a challenge match.

See, back when my school started they had to issue challenges to show their art was the best. So like all those other martial arts were spreading techniques that wouldn’t work on the streets at all, so my Grand Master would have his kids beat the shit out of them to prove that they were better at martial arts and discipline and being good people that cared about family.

Anyway this morning at training I got my first bit of cauliflower ear, not bragging, just saying. (It was pretty gnarly though…..) So after, I’m going to refuel the machine at the Subway right? And I’m standing in line ordering my sandwich from Taylor, the new guy, and he sees my ear and says, “nice cauliflower ear.” Now, I’m not saying he was wrong. Its pretty tight cauli-ear, not bragging or anything, just saying; but it was this dudes tone ya know? So I just say thanks and order my food

My sandwich is getting made now so I feel a little better, then this dude pipes up again. “I used to wrestle in high school,” and right there I understood the tone. He was sizing me up. So I stand there like I can’t let this guy dishespect me like that. Comparing wrestling to Jiu Jits? Can you imagine? So, I throw my god damn sandwich against the window and start screaming “CHALLENGE’” and start pulling all the napkins out of that big tower that they have next to the sodas to show him what time it is.

Thats when Tonya, the girl that normally makes my sandwich and recently been promoted to assistant manager, walks in-thank god-and she asks whats going on. So I tell her, Tyler over here in his singlet is dishespecting Jiu Jits, and that she better tell him who I am or theres gonna be a challenge match here. To which Tonya responded, “I don’t know who you are sir.” (Clearly an attempt to lure this Tyler into a false sense of kinship to get him on her side so that she could calm him down, ultimately preventing his demise.)

“Get out of here,” she says, “or I’m gonna call the cops!!”

The plan worked! He totally bought it. I left with the point proven, but without the use of violence. A win in my book. But all because of that cunning Tonya. I’ve always hespected her intellect. I’m sure her recent promotion to assistant manager was due to this intellect. Unfortunately its also resulted in the employment of this Tyler character at my fuel station. I’ll be keeping an eye on Tyler but I trust the situation is under control with Tonya at the helm.

So, anyway still looking for sponsors. If you’d be interested in sponsoring me you can email me at rolljenkins69@gmail.com. I’ve got like an Instagram and Twitter so I can push your product like Jay-Z homie!

-Roll Jenkins