Think about it, another citizen guilty of the same crime will have to spend their full time in a jail cell of 96 feet, while she has 3000-4000 ft plus mansion with home gym, theater and pool with cabana boys. And social contact with friends and families, which is part of the punishment the average folk must endure.

And seriously, don't give me bullshit about her "medical condition." RHS (Rich Heiress Syndrome) is not yet recognized by the American Medical Association. She just starved herself until she had this "condition" and needed to be sent home with a note. Like the kid who doesn't use their inhaler so they can get out of gym class. Or she chipped her teeth on the jail bars like Sarah Silverman said she would, which is a distinct possibility.

So you hear that kids! If you want out of jail, just starve yourself and they will send you home! Of course, you will need to be worth billions for this to occur, and being in the tabloids helps as well. Otherwise, they might just let you starve since you are not a 1%er.

And while we are on the fact of "medicine", when I go to jail, can I please have a shrink come talk to me 90 minutes everyday to discuss my issues? High on that list will be the fact that I am in freaking jail.

So now she is no longer eating jail food, which is good because I heard when she saw her sandwich it was the first time she had ever seen bologna and freaked out. Poor little rich girl, had to eat what poor folk eat! Can you imagine that, eating the cake her class dishes out to us! The inhumanity.

I often wonder about the Constitution rich folk get to use. Is it etched in platinum? Does it actually project a hologram of the founding fathers telling them they are the 1% meant to rule us untermensches? What exactly does it say about to rule of law, and how it only applies to common people, and not the rich, nor the famous?

And why do we keep accepting this bullshit, from Libby to Paris, where the rich and powerful are obviously judged on a scales of justice laden with gold, while we are forced to face the music from amp that goes to eleven?

And I just bet Martha Stewart is fuming about this, and you just know Lizzie Grubman is wondering how she is not on that list that excludes her from the rule of law as well.



Platinum Hat Update: After thinking about, I know think Rove or Cheney had her freed to push Libby and the new out of Baghdad off the front page for awhile. Think about it.