I found it to be much more aesthetically pleasing when Pyrocynical was a chubby lesbian and his current level of fitness severely hinders my viewing enjoyment of The Pyrocynical Channel. A fat Pryocynical is higher quality viewing experience. All I am asking is for Pyrocynical to stop working out, and eat more junk food (maybe take on an alcohol abuse problem) so he can pack on those pounds again.