Posted February 17, 2016 at 1:01 am

I identify very closely with Sarah in this comic.

My rules for the Angelic Tweeting Bird that I have just now decided on:

1 - Unless there’s a joke to be had (like rushing in to cover Grace ), use as a last resort, and try other covering methods first.

2 - If the scene is at all serious in tone, do not use the bird.

3 - Tip 20% of the total bill. No more, no less. They are very particular about this for some reason.

4 - If the bird is on vacation, or otherwise not available, consider their close friend and ally, the Prude Puffin.