What better character to hawk a house slathered in animal dung than a leather-jacketed agent from Rockstar Real Estate Group? Rhinestone-loving Paul Gomberg, who operates under the umbrella of Keller Williams Conroe/Lake Conroe, posted a video tour yesterday of a house featured on Swamplot on Monday (which, as commenters noted, included captions such as “Feces galore!”).



Gomberg seems eager to share his delight for the house at 5623 Willow Walk Ln., calling it “one of the best listings he’s had in the last 2 weeks” (even while warning his cameraman to hold his nose against what his HAR listing calls the “foul stench” permeating the interior). Gomberg posted the tour to YouTube last night — despite the fact that the property appears to have been under contract since December 20, after only 1 day on the market.



The house, currently listed at $125,000, originally sold for $280,000 in 2012, when it looked like this:

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What mysterious forces drove the price down by 55% in 3 years? According to Gomberg, the home was inhabited by 12 dogs, 6 cats, and a potbelly pig, many of whom helped out with the redecorating process. Here are a few of the feces-, trash-, and condiment-laden stops on Gomberg’s tour:



Videos: Paul Gomberg (2015 listing); Coldwell Banker Real Estate (2012 listing)

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