



Queen Chrysalis: "Hello? Who's this?"





Shining Armor: [Growling] "Queen Chrysalis. You B***H. What do you think you are doing?"





Queen Chrysalis: [Contemptuous voice] "Shining Armor. That depends, what do you think I'm doing?"







Shining Armor: "Don't give me that! Our intelligence had revealed that you are building a new army to try and invade Equestria again, this time without a hint of subtlety!"





Queen Chrysalis: [Feigning innocence] "An invading army? Me? Really, I am doing nothing as such this time. What proof do you possibly have?"





[The magitech fax machine next to the phone beeped to life, and printed out pictures - images of a massive underground breeding complex, with fields after fields full of Changeling eggs, the Changeling soldier clones inside growing and quickening in arcane-birthing-fluids glowing in a sickly green light]





Queen Chrysalis: [To herself, irritated] "I'm going to fire my Head of Counter-Intelligence for this - out of a cannon." [Back to phone] "Alright, yes, you got me. I was planning to invade your precious homeland next week, as a matter of fact. How exactly do you plan to stop me?"







Shining Armor: [Snarling] "I thought we had warned you not to mess with us again! You really honestly think we would let you come here to conquer our land, hurt MY loved ones, and get away with it, like last time?"





Queen Chrysalis: "Last time, it was nothing personal. If you want to discuss it, dearest, I'm at my palace, at the heart of my kingdom. It's not like I got an army of minions in your way or anything."





Shining Armor: [Shouting in rage] "You better start writing their numbers on a casualties list, because we'll see how much of an army and a kingdom you will have left, WHEN I AM DONE!" [Slams phone]





Queen Chrysalis: [Chuckles evily] "Oh you silly little unicorn. What pathetic attempts at retribution against me will you do, I can only imagine..."

[A phone rings in Queen Chrysalis' royal chambers, interrupting her afternoon tea. Raising an eyebrow, she putted down her tea-cup and picked up the listening piece]