Overwatch League fan Jason has voiced his opinions about the current GOATS meta. As a regular attendee at the Blizzard Arena, Jason often boos when teams play GOATS and can’t wait for the meta to change.

“I really hated the Mercy meta, man that blew,” said Jason. “Along with the dive meta, that was just so much happening in a short period of time, hoo boy. And GravDragon, well that was just monotonous.”

“But GOATS is different,” he said. “GOATS is the worst of all of them. I just know that when GOATS dies, the next meta that comes will be perfect and refreshing and won’t ever get stale.”

Jason’s hatred of the triple tank, triple support composition is even pushing into his regular day-to-day life outside of Overwatch. “I actually went to the zoo with my girlfriend and spotted a real live goat. I had a phsyiological reaction. I almost boo’d the goat and told it to switch off.”

However, Jason was also disappointed to hear rumours of early meta changes in Stage Two emerging from scrims. “I’ve heard a few rumours about the Stage Two meta,” said Jason. “I don’t know exactly what it is, but whatever it is, I don’t think it will be viewer friendly. I hate GOATS but this new meta sounds like the worst meta to start a stage on, and I don’t even know anything about it. Viewers will get bored! How will OWL survive?”

When questioned on his ideal meta, Jason was very specific. “I just want a meta where all heroes are viable, at any time,” Jason said. “But there should also be variety. GOATS could be played like, I don’t know, 10% of the time. 70% would be 2/2/2, then the remaining 20% could be some whack shit. Symmetra would also have to have a 30% pickrate overall. That sounds balanced to me.”

“Is that really that hard for Blizzard to implement? What’s the hold up?”

Jason will be returning to the Blizzard Arena from the 4th of April so he can continue to criticise the new meta as soon as it becomes clear.

According to his close friends, if the new meta is just another GOATS variation, Jason will swear he’ll stop watching, but will actually complain about it on Reddit until Stage Three.

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