Original Air date: August 24th, 2019

Caption: Mr. Las Vegas sicks his monkey on children allegedly. Scoop Mail. Jock Vs. Nerd

Running time: 1:57 (117 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

This episode is a bonus episode that is the result of the Patreon reaching their goal.

Matt is drinking some Flag Hill whiskey. Jacob is drinking Smoke Wagon whiskey.

The Vegas Parking and Weather jingle is played. Matt floats the idea of having an emergency podcast. SJ is in studio. He talks about Wayne Newton being sued because his monkey bit a person. The amount of the suit was the same as Wayne Newton's performance fee for a private party.

Paul quickly sings two primate-themed parody songs. He talks about taking Pirate to have his anal glands expressed.

"George_W_Kush_911" wrote something horrible about Matt on Ice Cream Social.

Jacob had a strange visitor at his door that wanted to talk about Jesus. They politely walked away when he said he wasn't interested.

The hosts talk about how comedy is much more colleagueal now than it used to be.

Scoopmail Edit

Cheesy Scoop sends a Physical Scoop Mail of things from Japan. Whiskey and Neon Genesis Evangelion goodies.

SJ reads an email from a casting person about a 4-person team on a game show.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The Hunt for Balls theme is played. Commissioner Scoop sends in a Scoopardy of Australiana, Ultimate Disc, and Grammy Winners.

Characters and Bits Edit

Monkey Bites to the tune of Danke Schoen

Monkey Pussy Bite - Band name

Genevieve's Vagina - Band name

Balls, Faces, Fingers, Toes - How Orangutangs attack you

Big Zoo's Monkey that takes a zipped mask

Lemon Meringueatang

Tang-tric sex

Soak Me to the tun of "strokin" about Mormon non-sex insertion.

SJ tells Matt that he's funny

Grimy Wieners to the tune of "Tiny Bubbles"

Paul relaxes his throat when riding a horse.

"These are words Paul likes"

Paul likes the word "Doctress" and would like a Marvel gender swap

Little John's U2 tribute "Where the Skeets have no names"

"Skeeting on a Plant" to the tune of Singin' in the rain.

Episode art by twitter user @slakingfool