#454203 +( 8326 )- [X] <drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...

<drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing

<drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs

<drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door

<drmason> I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"

<drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial"