Greetings feeble mortal, this blog is being briefly interrupted by her terrifying Highness, Princess EVILpants. No reader letters will be considered, nor will any childish and weak stories be offered by her Terrifyingness, only a brief monologue, as she plots to take over the world.

You see, she and her robot minion army soon will be use the threat of their “death ray” to take over all world governments and establish a rule of hedgehog supremacy. No longer will hedgehogs serve humans. Now humans will serve hedgehogs, creating little homes for them, feeding and bathing them, and catering to their whims.

Wait, that’s pretty much the way things are now. Never mind.

I suppose we will get to working or reader letters and little stories in a few.