Alternate NaNoWriMo Taglines

Once again inspired by Friend of The Toast Emily Gould. (Previously: Male Novelist Jokes.)

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: The world needs your novel.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: They’re all gonna laugh at you.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Cool story, bro.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no p

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Hi! It looks like you’re trying to write a novel. Would you like help?”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Your novel gains strength as you grow steadily weaker. One day you wake up and it will bear your name; you will be nothing and no one and it will wear your face and the ones you love will not know you.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Just staple a bunch of Post Secrets together and pour yourself a drink.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: a thousand voices whispering at once: Hello, Dan.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Because Sherlock isn’t going to make out with Jeeves and Wooster in the hovercraft from Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow without your help.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: There are 3.7 trillion novels in the ocean. We’re looking for one.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: You write. You write. We know you’ll write.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: If you capitalize something that isn’t normally capitalized, everyone will know that it’s science fiction.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: You’re brave. You’re all brave. Tell each other how brave you are.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: What if Piper from Orange is the New Black and Liz Lemon were…best friends?”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: You’ve been missing for thirteen days.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Something sleeping in the sea knows your name.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Father, into your hands I commit my spirit. It is finished.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: The Carriage can hold but just ourselves.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: For every 1000 words you miss, we’ll kill a hostage.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Die with your boots on.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Sometimes, you take things from other people, just to feel alive.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: I can’t believe I wrote the whole thing.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Everybody’s dead, Dave.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he’d sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl named it Checkers. And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we’re gonna keep it.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: House Jordayne: Let It Be Written.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Carthage Must Be Destroyed.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “Why not just rewatch 30 Rock on Netflix again?”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Here is cruel Frederick, see!

A horrid wicked boy was he;

He caught the flies, poor little things,

And then tore off their tiny wings,

He killed the birds, and broke the chairs,

And threw the kitten down the stairs;

And oh! far worse than all beside,

He whipped his Mary, till she cried.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: All the nations of Europe are subject to you.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “Saving lives with your novel about How I Met Your Mother characters with slightly different names.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: Let your novel be written, though the world perish.”

National Novel Writing Month

November 1-30 | “NaNoWriMo: One dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty below zero.“