Don't let anybody tell you I don't respond to e-mails from the #Survivor fans...

The following is an important message that I was e-mailed by a concerned listener about the many alternate realities in the Survivor universe and Beyond.



All of the text below is from the e-mail I got from a woman named Jasmin. I am following her instructions to the letter. She is serious.



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read whole message, it's a unique message so that's why you should read all of it (put it on your website too) Please tweet this whole message to all your followers using tweetlonger thing.



Spencer Bledsoe and Jefra Bland have never felt temperatures colder than -33F EVER (and they never will,i promise you) and they definitely never have and never will feel temps colder than -39F (- means negative)



Jeremy Collins (Survivor SJDS) and Rodney Lavoie Jr have both never lived somewhere that got 200 or more inches of snow in one year and they never will (snowiest city on earth is Kutchan Japan which averages 420 inches of snow per year,Boston area averages 40 something inches per year)



Kelly Wigglesworth (Survivor Borneo final 2 goat) never has and never will feel temps colder than -17F ever. And she definitely has never and will never feel temps colder than -25F (i am sure she'd be so upset about that)



Shirin Oskooi has never and will never feel temps colder than -12F ever (and Shirin definitely has never and will never feel temps colder than -25F ever I swear on my mothers life) She wasn't put on this earth to feel those temps and i promise you she won't



YOU never felt temperatures colder than -33F ever and you never will. You'd shit yourself in -40s or -50s or -60s.It would be so foreign to you those temps you'd go crazy . Those are true cold temperatures,not like that wimpy new york winters you get



Rupert and Laura Boneham have also never felt temperatures colder than -35F ever and obviously they never will (if i told them that they would be so upset)



Jeremy,Kelly W,Rodney,Spencer,Jefra,YOU,Rupert,Laura Boneham have never felt year round cold like Fairbanks Alaska,Norilsk Russia,Iqaluit Canada gets and ya'll never will.Guaranteed (Fairbanks's Octobers are like Chicago's Januarys. Norilsk's Mays are like Milwaukee's Januarys) None of yall could last a year in those places. Ya'll would run home to mommy



I believe that anything that could ever happen happens in some alternate reality/parallel universe (many worlds theory). The alternate reality clones of Spencer,Shirin,Jeremy,rodney,Jefra,Kelly Wigglesworth have never even felt temperatures colder than 25F (25 above zero) at any point in their lives. I am serious.Their clones in alternate realities never feel cold temperatures ever



some of Shirin Oskooi's alternate reality clones NEVER wore sneakers EVER past present or future.I am serious.



after I die I am going to erase every alternate reality that the people above and their clones ever felt temperatures colder than 25F in (including our reality) When I am done erasing alternate realities,the only alternate realities left will be the alternate realities that the people above's clones never felt temperatures colder than 25F in (ie the only alternate realities remaining when i am done will be realities where they never feel cold temperatures ever)



after I die I am going to erase every alternate reality that Shirin Oskooi and her clones wore sneakers in (including our reality) .When I am done erasing those alternate realities,the only realities left will be realities where Shirin's clones never wore sneakers ever past present or future



I am serious.god says i can erase alternate realities i don't like when i die and i plan to do so. Everyone will know i am doing this



I want to tell every Survivor contestant the world. I want millions to know this.



I am serious.

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