Union Road, Transport, Highways and Shipping Minister Nitin Gadkari announced that he would file a defamation case against his own legal team, after the latter committed a faux pas by presenting a Faking News report in their arguments pertaining to Gadkari’s defamation case against former Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal.

“What rubbish, yaar! The case was proceeding amazingly well, what with Kejriwal’s personal bond drama and all, but now, thanks to these chaps, the joke is now on me again,” Gadkari told The UnReal Times. “I was very relieved that The UnReal Times which has barely spared me, was focusing more on mocking Kejriwal and limiting Gadkari jokes to just burps and samosas, but these jokers have given them all the more reason to mock me. It is about time I sued these guys themselves,” Gadkari added.

The mood in Gadkari’s legal team on the other hand, has gone from bad to worse. “We are fed up man. Ever since reports of us using a Faking News article as evidence broke out, The UnReal Times has been spamming us with hundreds of their articles on Gadkari and the Aam Aadmi Party, asking us to consider them too, at a rate that would put even Somnath Bharti to shame. As it is, they were spamming us with countless emails promoting their book “UnReal Elections“, and now this! As if all this wasn’t enough, our boss has decided to sue us! Life is just not fair,” Gadkari’s lawyer cribbed.

A little later, however, after cheering himself with some samosas and dhoklas, Gadkari called up The UnReal Times to clarify his point. “Actually, in hindsight, that they used Faking News reports is still okay, yaar. It’s not that embarrassing after all, as I thought it was earlier. It was when I saw some Times of India reports in their defense argument that I totally lost it and decided to sue them and teach them a lesson,” Gadkari said.