White House aides are perplexed at the presidents latest plan to eradicate the coronavirus from the United States.

“The president kept screaming in the Oval Office, Get Me Chuck Norris!” A top aide told snickersee Saturday, “The president was yelling, Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted!”

Aides attempted to explain to the president that these claims he was making about Chuck Norris are just internet memes, but he wasn’t having it.

Trump continued to say he clearly read online the actor can do amazing feats, including:



“Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.”

“Chuck Norris’s computer has no backspace button, Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes.”

“Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do!”

The President when on to fire two advisors that disagreed with him, about asking Chuck Norris for help with the coronavirus crisis. Trump then continued on his rant.

“Chuck Norris can karate chop the corona virus out of the United States! Chuck Norris got the coronavirus, and now the coronavirus is in isolation.”

There has not been a statement made by the actor regarding the presidents requests. Snickersee assumes that Chuck Norris thinks the president is stupid.