I want sex now!

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With teeth?

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With someone with teeth!



Nothing wrong with a bit of nibbling.

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omg me too

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the name stephen moyer always looks like stoponie moyor to me

like the gotham speak or whatever

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ikr every time I see it I'm like uhh they misspelled her name.

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LOL OMG i so agree with you

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yeah I always think he's a frond

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you don't even really need to shrink his eyes or mouth...

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LOL

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IKR! like woll smoth lol

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mte

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I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.

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this is exactly what i thought

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Obligatory for every RPattz post.

omg wat an unfortunate body type



reminds me of when i met this italian guy with a really fine face, but then i hugged him and felt his breasts press up against mine like a cold window pane pressing up against a lonely virgin's stiff nipples. i stand there motionless as he caresses my hot ass, and stick two of his fingers into my cave of fertility. he says to me, "take these two fingers in your pussy, you little slut."



frightened, i try to let out a cry for help. before i could do so, his heavy throbbing hand clasps my mouth, and i am silence. he moves me to the ground and makes love to me. i could feel the weight of his testicles pounding against my asshole like some heavy doorknocker. i scream in agony as his fleshy



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omg wat an unfortunate body typereminds me of when i met this italian guy with a really fine face, but then i hugged him and felt his breasts press up against mine like a cold window pane pressing up against a lonely virgin's stiff nipples. i stand there motionless as he caresses my hot ass, and stick two of his fingers into my cave of fertility. he says to me, "take these two fingers in your pussy, you little slut."frightened, i try to let out a cry for help. before i could do so, his heavy throbbing hand clasps my mouth, and i am silence. he moves me to the ground and makes love to me. i could feel the weight of his testicles pounding against my asshole like some heavy doorknocker. i scream in agony as his fleshy

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wat

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lmao i love this

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yeah thats pretty much my reaction

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LOL!!! My feelings exactly.

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im not sure whats going on

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wtf

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what

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like someone said in that post, what a random comment

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Er... I have no idea what LMAO wtf?

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I will seriously post this as long as it's funny to me. Y'all beware.

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I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED



OMG LOLOLOLOLOL

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hahahahhahaha

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your comment has happened before. stop it!

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LOL OMG, BRB DYING!

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lol

I miss the old posts of sergentquackers (I believe it was) read Jonas fanfiction.

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oh jesus

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Into my cave of fertility.

Into my cave of fertility.

Into my cave of fertility.

Into my cave of fertility.

Into my cave of fertility.

Into my cave of fertility.

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it is SO weird watching their sex scenes. i feel like i'm intruding and i fast forward through them.



eric/sookie plz

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IKR? I get second hand embarrassment from it or something.

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me too, i could not watch the one in the premier, too creepy.

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i feel the exact same way

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same here!

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all they do is fight, too! im so sick of it

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I ran away from True Blood forever after I saw their first sex scene together. *shudders*

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lolol

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Mormons

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Mte. Everytime I see it I get confused.

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i like this show, but it's pretty much just like twilight

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remember that these books were written before twilight, so you can guess where stephenie got her ~inspiration from... dream my ass.

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ugh, steph meyer is such a hack



have you read the books that the show is based on? i've been wondering if they're any good...

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mte. I was watching True Blood and I was like, "...uhhh...." and I had to go look up when the books were written.

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I think it's funny because when I was reading Twilight I was like "Okay... Edward can hear everyone's thoughts but Bella's... and in True Blood Sookie can hear everyone thoughts but Bill's... Jacob Black turns into a werewolf... Sam Merlotte changes into a dog."

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Twilight is basically True Blood + Roswell

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are you kidding, it's nothing like Twilight! You must have not given the show enough of a chance.

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agreed. i just started watching it, im 7 episodes in and thinking of stopping just because it is so much like twilight. i dunno its not as good as everyone has been saying.

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No way, because: LAFAYETTE. And Eric, granted. I mean this show could have monkeys swinging from chandeliers in the other parts, and it STILL beats the shit out of Twatlight. It just doesn't look as constipated as Twatlight and it doesn't take itself as seriously, plus it contains sex and lots of it. The advantages are obvious.

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wha?!

sex, death, sunlight = death, shape shifters, Vamp blood addiction, vamps being out in the open...

how is this like Twilight?

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Waaaaiiit, Anna and Stephen are together IRL? I didn't know that.

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I think he said they've been dating for two years

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wouldve been much better if you didnt know

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WHOOOOOOOOOO ILU STEPHEN MOYER

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well they both make fugly vampires

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honestly....twatlight fangirls will be all up in his ass for this shit lol. but really now.....he's about as good an actor as RPazz(which is shit)....he shouldn't be talking.



and no, i don't want that ugly old man to bite me, thanks....



Edited at 2009-06-24 06:45 am (UTC)

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HDU

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lol which part are you HUDing me about?? you've gotta be specific here, i think i insulted a few fandoms in that one comment lol

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Stephen Moyer IRL is a lot better looking than he appears on the show. And his real accent is darling!

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i just started watching true blood a two days ago and omg, it's crack. i love it.

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i have a Season 1 downloaded and havent started watchint it yet



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i was getting into it but the accents are so annoying

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i started watching it last night and it's satisfying in all the ways that twilight could never be.

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you took the words right out of my mouth :)



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LOL @ THE TITLE.

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I like him a little more each time he does an interview.

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Same here, he's so cheeky and charming.

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needs more eric

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