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This man is my spirit animal. Just a Saturday in Happy Valley with an 8PM kickoff, when you can literally wake up at noon and drink for eight hours straight before going into the game. Something tells me this Penn State Bro — who is almost without a doubt out of school — didn’t make it into Beaver Stadium for Penn State’s 28-3 win against Rutgers.

There is no doubt in my mind this man is managing your 401ks for Vanguard or Charles Schwab. Never change, Nittany Bros.

Shout out to Busted Coverage on Twitter for the find (go follow them!), via @Sam_Eagle_6238.