I was SO tickled by the reblog I did with Zootopia “Kiss The Girl” lyrics that I decided to rewrite the whole song to match. Yes, even I ship Wildehopps!

I’m picturing Nick and Judy in a cop car on a stake out at night. The moon is full, the wind is soft, and Finnick does the singing:





Robbers flee her

Sitting there with fur so grey

She got a whole lot to say

Sure the girl’s your partner

See it in your mind’s eye

Want Hopps so bad you’ll die

You wanna kiss the bun



Yes, you need her

Look at her, you know it’s true

It’s obvious she needs you, too

There is one way to ask her

Don’t take one carrot

Now grin and bear it

Go on and kiss the bun



Sing with me now

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

My, oh, my

Those bunnies jump so high

Blink and you’ll miss the bun

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Aren’t you glad?

If you don’t kiss your comrade

You gonna miss the bun



Now’s your minute

Cop car right under the moon

Nick, come on get to it soon

No crime to upset her

Don’t you be deterred

The thin blue line is blurred

Now will you kiss the bun



Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Feelings bared

She cannot be compared

Go on and kiss the bun

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Wipe your brow

The sweat can’t stop you now

You wanna kiss the bun

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Don’t you run

She’s your chosen one

Go on and kiss the bun

Sha-la-la-la-la-la

Yes you may

Just let your love convey

You can’t resist the bun



You’ve got to kiss the bun

Why don’t you kiss the bun

You oughta kiss the bun

Now foxy kiss the bun





TIME TO SING THIS IN THE SHOWER