It’s no secret that hipsters are procreating andgiving their kids weird, irreverent names. But what we don’t talk about is what happens when kids grow up. What happens young Blood Orange wants to become lawyer? Who takes a lawyer with the first name Blood Orange seriously? No one does. Dear Hipster Parents, please, name responsibly. FEATURING (in order of appearance): Mike Rylander as & Joy Regullano as Gingko Biloba Bridgid Ryan as Valtrex Jenna Kim Jones as Kale Brian Colbert Kennedy as Optimus Prime Jay Walker as Huckleberry Lindsay Penn as Weezer Drew Spears as Dr. South By Southwest