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Are you thinking about buying Monster Hunter World? Well you should check out this top 5 bugs/pourly programmed list:

#5

Sometimes the character is doing crazy stuff. Charging an attack even tho i am not pressing the attack button at all. Sometimes the character doesn't use the potion even tho i am not staggered and i am moving around. I can even see the indicator flashing (if you press the Square-Button the button on the screen flashes). Does my character use that potion? Nope! Did i dieded so many times because of that controls? Yes, i did. Is my controller broken? No. I tried TWO other pads and they are working great in other games. But in MHW? Nope. Random inputs. Have fun dying!

#4

several times per fight (starting mid-game) the monster you are hunting just stopps what it is doing randomly and just sticks in his idle animation. One time the monster was dashing towards me, mouth wide open ready to bite my head off- BAM! - animation resett, idle animation and then standing there for several seconds. Is it handy because you get a few free shots? Yes! Is it actually a joke that this shit happens in a AAA game? Yes, it is a joke.

#3

It's not possible to play with others for me. To play with ONE more player is possible, but as soon as a second hunter joins the game and hits a monster, i get a message "Connection lost, fucker. Have fun playing alone you lil fuck.". Yes, i am serious. I already had that bugs SO MANY TIMES. I can reproduce that bug. I let two more hunters join and wait for both hunters to attack the monster. As soon as the second hunter strikes the first hit: BAM! Disconnect

#2

Climbing monsters. Climbing like a climber does. Straight wall, straight up. Yes, i am serious. A huge T-Rex is climbing a straight wall up and down like a climber does. This does not only looks so stupid that it kills every single last ember of hope in me, it also totally destroys the feeling of a good animated game. If Monster Hunter is known and famous for something, then the realism of the monsters behaviour and animations. Ok, this is not a bug technically, but it's just so damn unneccessary...

#1

Hitboxes are a completely joke. Seriously. Once i was standing left from a monster and the monster dashed to the right to defend itself from my purry helper. And even tho i was standing LEFT TO THE MONSTER, i got hit and killed. Why? Because i was standing in the hitbox form that monster even if i was not on the right of that monster. And this is not the only lazy programmed hitbox. Such cases happening every fight against every monster. Seriously. Sometimes i don't even know why i was killed. I had a case where between the ground and the armored chin of that monster was at least 6 ft. free space. I tried to slash thorugh that huge gap with my double sword and hit the neck of that monster... What do you think? Should be possible right? Not hard to get a short sword in a gap about 6 ft... Oh, you are wrong. As i was. I am not joking. Very often it is not possible to land a hit just because the hitbox is so pourly programmed. One time i was standing UNDER a T-Rex like monster and was hitting his "stomach" and broke his horns... Don't ask me why. You now may think "Man, that dude is complaining about things which aren't that bad." but please. Think about it. This game is about hunting monsters. The essence of that game is a perfect working hitbox. Please keep in mind that you will die so many times, again and again and again because of that lazy programmed hitboxes. Latest at that point you will remember my post. I'll promise. My favourite example of how lazy this game was programmed: I cutted of a tail from a monster and even tho that monster hadn't it's tail anymore, the monster still hitted me with a invisible tail. Again and again. Not just one time in 10 hours. No. Again and again and again. THAT bad are those hitboxes programmed. Really. If you are a type of player who wants a challenging but fair game, Monster Hunter is not the right game for you.

And no. I'm not frustrated because it's "too hard". I already beat the game and yes, it was hard like it has to be. But making a game difficult and hard to beat with poor programming instead of challenging fightas is just a joke. If you are new to Monster Hunter and you are thinking about buying it: Don't do it. Wait a least for a discount (10 bugs are totally ok). This game is a bug fest and i really do regret buying it for 60 bugs.

PS: Not a bug, just a butt rape: If you go out on an expedition to farm materials from bosses to get a better armor/weapon: In expedition mode (free mode) boss monster despawning after some time. For the whole expedition time. So you are starting an expedition, find that monster you want to slay, fight it and then there is a pop up "XYZ will leave this place" and ciao ciao! The monster you fought 30 minutes is just gone. Which means: Waste of time. So either you beat that monster within a few minutes or you can forget your new weapon or armor. THIS is a kick in the nuts for every MH fan. Making the game difficult because of said bugs and even try to sabotage your grinding sessions.

Please think twice if you want to pay 60 bugs for a game which forces you to hate it due to the badly and lazy programming. As well awesome is that lovely chain attack from Rathalos. It dashes towards you, poiseness you, stunns you and doing a flame breath. So you can't move, you are poisened and loose life and you are burning and loosing life points. The only thing you can do? Watch yourself dying slowly. And i am not even starting with that always on shit...