I’m Matt, from New Zealand, where the dominant race is sheep and the word ‘kiwi’ refers to both human and bird. Terribly suspect.

I live in Japan, where ninjas and samurai see to law enforcement, and where there’s an etiquette to the way one dips their sushi in their soy sauce – also enforced by the ninjas.

Jesus is my saviour (with a ‘u’ because British English). Thanks to Him, I can live just about anywhere.