The Houston Texans just wrapped up their season on HBO’s Hard Knocks. It was a blast for 5 weeks watching, Tweeting, and enjoying the Houston Texans and getting to know their players and coaches. Here are the 30 things I pulled from the final episode of Hard Knocks, featuring the Houston Texans. And it’s totally safe for work, I don’t drop any curse words, but I might have cried a bit.

1. Okay, BOB doing pushups because he messed up is pretty great way to start this emotional final episode.

2. We knew that J.J. would get some reps at QB. Pretty nice throw.

3. Carli Lloyd just nailed that 25-yarder. Please tell me Vince nails this or falls on his ass. OHHHH BIG BOY VINCE!

4. EZ Chickens out and then just screams at her. Worst. Wingman. Ever. D-Hop just struts over and asks her about her Yorkie.

5. Digging this Texans song Hard Knocks made. It’s no Rick Ross but it is pretty good.

6. I want Christian Covington to be an all-pro. I love this guy. He’s going to be a stud.

7. Meow on 3. 1-2-3 Meow. I wish that meetings at a normal work ended with hands together, 1-2-3 Blank.

8. Is EZ doing the Hunger Games whistle? He sure is. Damn You EZ! The Labharts are going to miss you staying in their guest bedroom.

9. CJ II loves every one of those players and we love him. He will be missed.

10. I’m mad at Kourtnei Brown got cut. I spent 4 weeks learning to spell his name right.

11. The girls taking the selfie as the Big Voice Guy says “Everyone wants to look their best.” Pretty much sums up Dallas. Then the one girls sticks her tongue out. Great work by Hard Knocks.

12. This show would be really really painstaking if you have no idea who is getting cut. It’s hard to watch knowing that it is coming anytime.

13. Do they just really just hand Corey Moore a plastic bag? He had to already know right?

14. I would have loved to see the conversation with Nix.

15. O’Brien wastes no time. Tells them he’s cutting them, then teaches them a bit. It really makes you respect him. I love these conversations he has with these guys.

16. Covington looks a little scared. I can’t wait to see O’Brien tell him he made it. AHH I’m SO PUMPED FOR HIM! BUY ME A #95! DO IT NOW! Yes you must buy it. I’d never buy my own jersey with someone else’s name on it. I have three jerseys with names on the back. All gifts. Houston Street A’s jersey, Peter Forsberg (throwback Quebec Nordiques, from my wife for my birthday when we were dating) and Davor Šuker Croatian jersey.

17. O’Brien tells EZ he is cut more for his route precision than his work ethic. If it is about precision BoB, why is Lab gone!? HUH!? Answer me that.

18. I’m confused about EZ’s pants. What are those?

19. Can’t they get them something better than plastic bags to carry their stuff out?

20. J.J.’s brothers are tiny…nope not that tiny, never mind.

21. NOOOOOO Here comes the James cut.

22. The sock game still strong for James.

23. DAMN, I love watching Bill O’Brien talk to these guys. He is so open and honest. You can’t get mad when someone is that up front with you. I just wish the Texans could get back James.

24. Does James have his own bag for socks?

25. WHERE THE HELL IS BEN JONES!?

26. I love bloopers. Let’s see what happens.

27. Finally, Ben Jones, and he picks his nose…And doesn’t eat it. What a letdown.

28. Miami should sign Travis Labhart just for entertainment value with him and EZ alone.

29. And that is it. The final scene of Hard Knocks. It was a blast. Can they come back next year?

30. Now that Hard Knocks is done, will my wife stay up past 9:30p on Tuesday?

It is such a bittersweet thing to say goodbye to this show. It was a lot of fun to watch and write every week. I guess it’s onto the games that matter.