I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!'



'Why shouldn't I?' he said.



I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!'



He said, 'Like what?'



I said, 'Well...are you religious or atheist?'



He said, 'Religious.'



I said, 'Me too!



Are you Christian or Buddhist?'



He said, 'Christian.'



I said, 'Me too!



Are you Catholic or Protestant?'



He said, 'Protestant.'



I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?'



He said, 'Baptist!'



I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?'



He said, 'Baptist Church of God!'



I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?'



He said, 'Reformed Baptist Church of God!'



I said, 'Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?'



He said, 'Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!'



I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off.

I found this 80's era Emo Philips bit in a discussion forum. It was funny then, it's funny now and provided mankind doesn't become enslaved by giant ants this will still be funny in 1000 years. Enjoy!