1,700 minifigs!

This is the 150,000-piece LEGO recreation of the Battle of Helm's Deep from Lord of the Rings. It was built by Rich-K & Big J and contains over 1,700 minifigs, which is probably more minifigs than I could eat in my lifetime, but believe me, I'm still going to try anyways. Those little weapons tickle going down and hurt coming out. You ever had a little plastic battleaxe get stuck in your ass sideways? Right, well me neither then. God forbid we share similar experiences so we can grow closer.

Hit the jump for a bunch more of the impressiveness and prepare to Ooh and Aah and Ooh la la.

Thanks to Evil Ares, who's so evil he always hides a couple of the crucial LEGO pieces I need to finish a playset. IT'S BEEN YOU ALL ALONG?