Yep. You're the once proclaimed, "world's nerdiest old man." You are a highly gifted and skilled intellectual... with the social skills of a wet Dorito. Your inability to read and relate to the others around you emotionally affords you clarity in even the most pressing situations. However, it is also the source of many of your woes. Discovery awaits and you're more than eager to dive right in. Just don't forget to thank those around you along the way.



About: Stanford "Ford" Filbrick Pines, Ph.D., also known as The Author, is a paranormal investigator who came to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to study the huge concentration of supernatural activity in and around the town. After spending years of cataloging his research in a series of journals, he disappeared into an alternate dimension, his writings are the only evidence of his existence.



His identity and whereabouts were a central mystery and a foreshadowing of the Gravity Falls series until the middle of the show's second season, when he was revealed to be Stan Pines' long-lost twin brother who vanished into an another dimension after a fight with his brother caused him to stumble into the universe portal.