The problem is that it doesn't exist. This is so innovative. C'mon, if your boyfriend just broke up with you, or a soviet spy just killed you entire family, wouldn't you want a Guacamole hat? See. We need it. Sign this!!



This can be solved by making a hat made out of crispy, delicious, greasy tortilla chips. We can get a professional chef to make the Guac, and from there we can put it in the Hat.



I started this petition because...

I've been wanting this since I saw the trailers, so uh, yeah.