Ok ok ok ok.

Ok.

No freakin idea how you did it, but you managed to get me my new favorite t-shirt. I DID NOT write this in my profile, but I desperately need more nice/casual T-shirts. Why didn't I put this in my profile? Many reasons.

I'm super picky about my clothes. B. Most T-shirts are too short. I have a slightly longer torso and Large size shirts are too short while XL shirts give the whole "flying squirrel" look. I feel like a need a third reason to round out this rant but I can't think of anything.

Anyway,

Not only did you get me a perfect fitting shirt, in my favorite color, but you also catered to my geeky side. My overwatch main is Pharah. This shirt is beautiful enough to look great to those who don't know the game, while simultaneously giving a subtle nod to all my fellow overwatch players out there.

This would have been more than enough. But is "more than enough" good enough for the best santa ever?!

HELL FUCKING NO!

This badass human being also shipped me FIVE POUNDS OF GOURMET FUCKING GUMMI BEARS!

That's 7,280 sweet delcisious calories, yo.

And they're all mine.

12 flavors of the softest, tastiest gummi bears to ever dance on my tastebuds.

I have a slight stomach ache yet here I am. STILL EATING.

So THANK YOU! Thank you so so so very much for such an incredible and thoughtful gift. You have absolutely made my Christmas special, and added one more beautiful shirt into my very small 5 t-shirt rotation.

You are the best.