Sometimes life imitates the Onion. Last week the satirical newspaper ran an "op-ed" by "Juror E6," a fictitious member of the panel that acquitted George Zimmerman. Here's the nut, and pardon our F---ch: "Now, I realize many of you are incredibly upset by our verdict, but in our defense, these laws are completely f---ed up, and our responsibility as jurors was to rule in accordance with them."

Yesterday a real juror, B29--no relation to Enola Gay--said much the same thing in an interview with...