Alright guys time to call 911 because my Santa's game was on FIRE. Spielberg is writing their autobiography as we speak.

For real though, my Santa nailed it. Ha, see what I did there? Nailed. Heh.

Not only did my t-shirt Santa suprise me with one of the shirts on my wishlist -- I put one together because I know that like, shopping for plus sizes can be hard if you aren't shopping for yourself. Not everywhere carries extended sizes and if they do, sometimes they do this super fun thing were they just make the shirts wider instead of sizing up in both length + width. I have ended up with more than one loose fitting, accidental crop top in my lifetime. #traumamuch Anyway, I put a list together of shirts I liked and thought would probably fit correctly, to try to save my Santa some hassle, and hoped that they wouldn't think I was sucking the fun out of a surprise!

But I didn't need to worry, because my Santa not only sent me an awesome, perfectly fitting, clever as fuck shirt, but also shocked me with some super cool surprises: pins! And a sticker. I have no clue HOW my Santa new this, but seriously, hats right the heck off my dude, because I collect pins. I don't know how you knew this. Like... Are you NSA? Do I need to preemptively apologise to my mom for the contents of my browsing history? Because this account is definitely not my main squeeze, it's pretty much only used for reddit gifts. I'm shook. Shooketh. Positively shaken not stirred. I honestly can't figure out how you know, you sneaky bastard. Amazing.

Also the original post had perfectly placed emojis for enhanced reviewing pleasure but nooooo reddit had to kill my vibe y'all. Just know they were there and they were glorious.