People were making way for a most unusual sight in the streets of downtown boston: a snake-lady was slithering her way across the avenues, arm-in-arm with a handsome man with a unibrow, scowling meanly at all the women he laid eyes across. "Honey, you shouldn't ssssscowl at the ladiesssss", the lamia named Fina said. "I can't help it, I fucked one crazy whore, you never know who's gonna fuck you over next. My name's Circo, in case you forgot."

"Am I not a whore, ssssssssssweetie?" Fina hissed sensually. Circo's worries melted like a week-old corpse in a tub full of acid. He gazed lovingly into Fina's serpentine eyes and ran his hands down her scaly body, probing for her sensual zones. He hadn't been with a Jew before. Parking her fifteen-foot-long body in the middle of the sidewalk, Fina stripped off her shirt to reveal a cute bra which she jiggled at. Circo knew she was forbidden fruit because she was seventeen so he simply kissed her lizard tongue and they continued their walk through the city.