Men, we need to talk.





Ladies, if you could just give us a minute? Thanks.



[tapping foot while 99.6% of readership leaves the room]



lots of wedding cake.



Hey, some girls have hadof wedding cake.

And sure, ok, maybe they were fairly large cakes.



Maybe they were even huge cakes.



But that doesn't mean she won't be satisfied with a perfectly average -sized cake!



(Ok, you can't see her face - but I'm sure she's thrilled .)



So even if your wedding cake seems a bit small and overgrown...



Or perhaps leans to the right...



Or even has a little trouble staying upright...



important

how





And if all else fails, you can always buy a Ferrari.

Er...And if all else fails, you can always buy a Ferrari.

[whispering] Right, then. Listen, guys. I know some of you might be "concerned" that your bride-to-be has had wedding cake in the past. And yes, she probably has!...thething is to remember that your bride loves you, no matter what. The cakes of the past are the cakes of the past! No mattermassive and sweeping and awe-inspiring they may have been.Thanks to Kimber M., Anony M., Julia H., Tessa D., Adrienne H., Jamie, Rachel O., and Anony M., who can come back in now.