Well, well, well. As we suspected, Jussie Smollett's 2 am Chicago Polar Vortex hate crime was a staged hoax. At least according to the police who've been investigating this matter for over two weeks. I'd say I'm surprised but that would be a lie. Which is more Jussie Smollett's territory. Quick to jump on the America is a hateful place, I can't believe this, we need justice for Jussie bandwagon, thus failing to wait for any facts and choosing to virtue signal their care (and stupidity) are the following celebrities. They all owe Chicago, and possibly America itself, a big apology. Which I will accept even if uttered through mouthfuls of crow.

In no particular order...

Hate also hasn't solved the problem of young celebrities quick to jump to conclusions. Who here is more hateful? Emma Watson who's disgusted over what turns out to be a man faking a crime, or Jussie Smollett who hates certain Americans so much he was willing to fake a crime for his own personal gain?

What's shameful to our country is the credence we give to people like Katy Perry who hate our country and look for any "evidence" to justify it.

Meathead is right, baseless, horrific attacks have no place in decent human-loving society. He's not right about what caused this "attack." Jussie caused the attack. Jussie faked it. Reiner owes Trump a major apology, no?

I have an idea: wait for facts.

I am disgusted and horrified you hate Americans so badly you were willing to believe a hoaxer with little evidence. Will you now call for Jussie to be held accountable? Sending love to your critics, Mindy.

Shame on us indeed if we don't protest and demand #JusticeForJussie who should be held accountable for faking a crime, taking up precious police time and resources, and trying to pass Chicago off as a racist, homophobic stomping ground.

I'm sick too, over people like you (I have no idea who this person is, by the way), believing a hoax is a reality simply because it fits into your narrow, hateful worldview. But I am down for justice for Jussie.

Will you now stand with Chicago PD as it brings justice to a man who conducted an atrocity against them?

Do you love Chicago PD? Are you putting your arms around them?

What happens when Jussie's light is the hate? I'm curious what Black Panther thinks about that conundrum.

JUSSIE DID IT! Will you take up the responsibility, Shonda, to hold Jussie to justice?

Oh dear, Olivia. Jussie's life matters, but so does truth matter. Your tweet is a mess and I'd consider deleting it. Not that it matters, I screen captured all of these tweets. Just in case you also decided not looking like an idiot mattered.

I interrupt the tweets for an Instagram post. Guys, look at the photo of Jussie:

Too good.

Anyone who runs with a false narrative because it confirms their hateful bias is a prejudicial moron who deserves to be raked over the coals.

I don't know who most of these people are. That probably makes me a racist, but they were racist and hateful first for believing someone based on nothing, right? Is that how this works?

Aaaaand Ellen Page:

The same Ellen Page who tried church-shaming Chris Pratt. Is Ellen going to call out herself and her celebrity cohorts who were irresponsible in their rage on Jussie's behalf? I won't hold my breath.

Then we have the politicians who couldn't help themselves:

A modern-day lynching of facts, sure. But not a modern-day lynching of anything other than facts. Well, and reputations.

He may be kind, he may be gentle, but he's a hateful liar. Hateful seems to run contrary to kindness, but then again Kamala Harris is a skank so. Morality to her is kind of a blur.

Are you also with Chicago PD as they investigate the hateful racist Jussie Smollett?

The right wing had nothing to do with this after all. What did have something to do with this is the hate the left embraces and believes, then runs with when it suits them, and ignores when it doesn't. Also, I'd never heard of Jussie until this "incident." So spare me the "most famous gay black man" spiel.

Meanwhile, as this fake crime was being investigated: Store Employee Fired After Saying 'F**k You' to Child Customer in MAGA Hat, and Man Pulls Gun on Trump Supporter, But Can't Flee for Hysterical Reason, as well as #MAGAKIDS HOAX: Top 3 Lessons! Let's also not forget this terrible hate crime against a young Trump supporter: Four Thugs Who Kidnapped, Tortured White Victim Charged with HATE Crime!

There is real hate in America. But from the looks of it, it's not coming from the right.

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