Most of us aren’t so blessed to have good, and memorable names like that of fantasy book characters. And while some of us have weird names, they are at least memorable, but nothing compares to the atrocities in this gallery which sound like a combination of rude words put together to mean something even ruder, or they’re just plain terrible because whoever named them was probably on several types of drugs.

I’d get my name legally changed if it were as bad as any of these.