MY GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT CAME NOV. 8, 2016

By Coach Dave Daubenmire

December 22, 2016

NewsWithViews.com

Popeye Meets the Bullies

I don’t know about you but Christmas came early for me. As is usual, all of the members of my family are asking what I would like to have for Christmas.

“Nothing.” I tell everyone who asks. “There is nothing you can get me that will top what I received on November 8, 2016. It was Christmas and my birthday all rolled into one. Nothing you could get me will ever top the gift left under my tree on that night.”

“What are you talking about?” they ask me.

“I’m talking about the election of 2016. The American people freed my life from the Clintons, Obamas, Pelosis and the God-hating Democratic Party!! They are the biggest bullies in the history of the United States and they are out of my life. How could a man ever want a better present than that?”

Some always want to argue with me about the “harshness” of calling my Democrat friends “God-haters”, so I have softened my rhetoric a bit. The leadership of the party hates God. Those who vote for them have simply recreated their own god in their own image. That is why whenever I hear someone chortle out God bless America I always take the time to ask, “Which God?”

It would be wrong to assume that all “Christians” serve the same God. I know some self-identified Christians who have NO IDEA what the Bible teaches. Those are the ones who usually vote for the lefties. Perhaps they don’t really hate “their” god…it is the one in the Bible that they have a problem with.

Obamas, Clintons, Pelosis, Reid…they are as much of a Christian as they are a poached egg. I am so glad they are gone.

They are the real bullies of America. Even though they and their same-sex loving friends like to call me and my ilk bullies…hateful…intolerant…it is they and their demon-loving acolytes that love to boss people around. The tyranny of the minority took a big hit in November and it has brought me a quasi-sadistic kind of joy to watch them squirm in their disappointment.

Don’t let the door hit you in the rear end on the way out.

According to the dictionary, to bully means “to affect by means of force or coercion; implies an intimidating or an overcoming of resistance usually by urgings, demands, or threats.”

Well, the real bullies finally got their butts kicked and that is the sweetest gift under my tree. It is as if Popeye finally awoke, squeezed open his can of spinach, and declared for the entire world to hear “I’ve had all I can stands and I can’t stands no more.”

Permit me to refresh your memory of some of the left’s more egregious disregard of democracy.

They bullied little babies in the womb.

They bullied those who oppose abortion into paying for it with tax dollars.

They bullied bakers into making cakes for sodomite marriages.

They bullied county clerks into violating their consciences.

They bullied school districts to silence prayers before football games.

They bullied school districts to remove the 10 Commandments.

They bullied politicians into changing laws to accommodate deviant sex.

They bullied parents into permitting their children to be taught homosex was normal.

They bullied churches into accepting their sin.

They bullied into silence anyone who opposed their sin.

They bullied Americans into accepting Obama Care.

They bullied us into accepting the criminalization of free speech by calling it hate.

They bullied us into forfeiting our God-given right to hate.

They bullied us into forfeiting our right to freely speak of Jesus.

They bullied us into putting Mohammed on equal footing with Jesus.

They bullied us and restricted our religious beliefs to inside the church building.

They bullied us into closing our coal mines.

They bullied us into reducing fossil fuel use.

They bullied us into the acceptance of mass Islamic invasion.

They bullied us into paying for those “migrants.”

They bullied us into accepting race was an excuse for immoral behavior.

They bullied us into changing the meanings of our holidays.

They bullied Jesus out of His own birthday.

They bullied us into accepting the killing of police officers.

They bullied us into accepting terrorism as natural hazard of life.

They bullied us into permitting the courts to make law.

They bullied us to accept that the Supreme Court was above the Supreme Being.

They bullied us into believing our rights came from government.

They bullied us into accepting that all cultures and all values are equal.

They bullied us into believing that America was a democracy.

They bullied us into believing that white people are privileged.

They bullied us into believing that our leaders were above the law.

They bullied us into believing that the mainstream news was honest.

The bullied us into accepting a fraudulent presidential birth certificate.

I am so glad the bullies are gone. Ding dong the witch is dead. Popeye finally voted them out. Pass the spinach.