2. When nature calls it's not always according to 'schedule'.

1. His and her bathrobes? Sure. His and her bowel movements? Pass.

3. No, thanks. I do my best work alone.

4. Smile!

5. Go ahead, make my day.



6. As a heterosexual male, the bathroom imagery is a little, how you say...over-the-top.

7. What's the sequence again?

8. A sure way NOT to boost property values.

9. As if an outhouse wasn't bad enough.

10. One look at that sign and...goodbye.



11. I can hold it.