What the Fluff?

@Vinyl Fluff

Would that stuff even work on human hair without utterly destroying it?

I see you're not familiar with it, heh. It's been popular for human use for, well, decades now. It might be harder to find in a standard chain store like Wal-Mart, but plenty of beautician supply stores and other hair specialty stores carry it. Also available at places that carry horse supplies.The product's webpage is geared towards humans, even.Hair is generally hair. The texture and how fine or course it is changes, but it's all still made up of the same stuff, keratin. You could use non-medicated cat or dog shampoo without ill-effect as well.