The Funny 115 - The Third One











#97. The Worst Motto Ever

Philippines - finale







Okay, let's play hypotheticals here.





For the sake of argument, let's say there was a Survivor player who did something that was really bad.























I'm not going to name any names. In fact, I'm not going to say if he was even real at all. For purposes of this writeup, let's just call this mystery guy "Bob Johnson."















Bob Johnson











Let's say that Bob did something that was really bad, and that it made all the news headlines.

























Let's say that he was convicted in 2016, and he wound up going to jail. And let's say that it was such a horrible story that you are not supposed to joke about it at all, because there is nothing funny about it whatsoever and it was a terrible tragedy.



























Let's say, just for the sake of argument, that all of these things are true.

























If they were true, then wouldn't you find it just the slightest bit ironic (in an "Oh my God!" sort of way) that this was one of the last things Bob ever said on Survivor?















"One of my family mottos is, are you gonna watch the news today or make the news?"













That's all I am going to say about it. You can go look up the details on your own if you want. If you are brave enough, go do your research.



All I will say is that I would not be surprised if this quote is deleted from any future DVD copies.













































