Katy Perry decided to bring Mad Decent rapper Riff Raff as her denim-clad date to the MTV Video Music Awards this past Sunday, and then seemingly wound up, as Vulture worded it, “straight-up ignor[ing]” him the entire night. Whether or not that’s the actual case, who knows — but, as evidenced by countless photos and video clips from the event, Perry did seem way more enthralled with the gentleman seated on the other side of her: “Stay With Me” hit-maker Sam Smith.

Cut to what comes off as a nasty tweet Riff Raff shot off at Smith last night, wherein he called the British singer a “chubby little fuck factory” and further commented, “P.S. YOUR FACE IS HUGE.” The cause of the rapper’s ire: Smith apparently cropping Riff Raff out of a photo posted on Instagram.

THANKS FOR CUTTiNG ME OUT OF THE PiCTURE U CHUBBY LiTTLE FUCK FACTORY P.S. YOUR FACE iS SUPER HUGE @samsmithworld — RiFF RAFF (@JODYHiGHROLLER) August 29, 2014

Smith, hopefully, laughed off the juvenile jab — coming, mind, you, from a man in his 30s — because, clearly Riff Raff himself hasn’t taken a look in the mirror in the past year.

Also, perhaps Riff Raff didn’t scroll down far enough to see that Smith did indeed post a couple photos with the whole crew.

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Of course, the best of them is this one (below). You know, maybe this guy’s supposed anger is really being misdirected from Katy to Sam?

Bottom line: You’re this self-absorbed and pressed over not showing up in a photo someone posted to their personal Instagram account? Hopefully this was all a joke. Otherwise, take your toys and go home already, dude.

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