The part that stands out in the funniest way to me is the sauce, however. Call me crazy, but I’m just not sure that “ketchup and mustard” are an equivalent exchange for “pizza sauce.” For one, both ketchup and mustard are much more salt-heavy than an actual pizza sauce. Mustard, even mild American-style yellow mustard (which this undoubtedly is), is likewise still way more pungent in aroma and flavor than just about any sauce. Think of it this way—when you’re eating a burger, you consume like one tablespoon packet of mustard at the most, right? How much more do you think will be on your pizza if the goal is to replicate any kind of “saucy” texture? Presumably, this would have to be a much drier pie. If you watch the commercial—which I can’t believe actually exists, by the way—you can see that it looks as if the sauce has actually been drizzled over the top.