I am not a finger pointer. That is not my job. My job as a soon-to-be journalist by this Friday when I win this competition is simply to report the facts. Maybe Lazy Brett McMuffin should take a page out of my book.

And as a reporter of the facts, it must be reported that 5 of my lowly competitors did not bring a computer to Barstool Idol. Now I am not one to make excuses. That’s not me. But apparently I’m surrounded by a room full of them. So I guess the reason that more than 25% of the contestants left their computer at home instead of bringing it to their week long contest to work at the internet company is because no one told them to.

Kids, please stop reading this as I am about to use some profane language: are you freaking kidding me?

No one told told you to?? Did anyone to tell you to wake up this morning? Who reminded you to breathe? Absolute morons! The Dave Portnoy I know would’ve sent them home immediately. But I guess he called in Delicate John Taffer to make the decision to let them stay. If John Taffer were a type of pretzel he would be SOFT!

Now you may ask, Tate, how could you possibly have remembered to bring your computer to the week long contest to work at an internet company? I would have to politely point out that not only did I bring my computer, I actually brought two computers. Did I share? No. Give a man a computer he blogs for a day. Send a contestant home for forgetting their computer and they will never forget again.

I purposefully did not include the stats of this tweet. I do not want to make the other competitors feel bad about the Twitters we made and how I have 1,000 followers and they have zero.