Stoke your chestnut fire, unpack those jollies, and tune up the family carols: it’s the holiday season! See what fresh Christmas hell we’ve got cooked up for today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:

The boys dust off their ol’ goose • Austin commands his Amazon Echo (not a sponsor) • Mario invents organized religion • Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas • Hey Arnold! returns and bludgeons us with a devastating emotional cudgel

Today's Episode Sponsors: Christmas Hammers™ and Reindeer James™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Captain N & The New Super Mario World - The Night Before Cave Christmas

He-Man and She-Ra - A Christmas Special

Hey Arnold! - Arnold's Christmas

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)

The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)