THAT'S IT!! We are DONE!! NO MORE!!! Do NOT choose this reward!! Look, there is a $3 sticker RIGHT ABOVE THIS ON THE PAGE!!! CHOOSE THE STICKER!!!!!!! This pledge is for a larger fluffy emergency cephalopod in a protective tin and it is HIDEOUSLY OVERPRICED!!!! Even the SHIPPING COST is increased!!!! Yes of course it includes a personalised sticker and shiny packaging, but DON'T BUY IT!!!! If you choose this reward I will HUNT YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOU!!! What is WRONG with this POXY DERANGED PLANET!!! Anyone would think that you people LIKE BEING OPPRESSED!!!!!!

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