CARLTON goalkicking great Brendan Fevola is tired of seeing star players leave the Blues and has one simple solution — sign him up for a return in season 2017.

Fevola, who kicked 623 goals during his AFL career, is disappointed by former teammate Bryce Gibbs’s trade request as his former club is poised to lose another star player.

So the 35-year-old has a simple solution to get Carlton back on track.

“Get me back. I’d kick 100 goals,” Fevola joked.

“One pre-season, bang. Snags from everywhere. I put bums on seats.”

When asked how many goals the new Melton South playing coach would kick in the AFL next season he joked: “80 plus.”

“I’m still the best full forward in the land.

“Start me training now and by NAB Cup, booya.”

Camera Icon Brendan Fevola says he’d dominate AFL next year. Credit: News Corp Australia, David Crosling

And he even gave a clip to emerging Melbourne star Jesse Hogan, who won the Rising Star in his first full season in the AFL.

“What? Don’t put me in the same category as him, Jesse Hogan wouldn’t even be able to do my shoelaces up,” he said.

Gibbs wants to go home to South Australia and if a trade is completed with the Crows, will bring their tally of former Blues to four with Eddie Betts, Sam Jacobs and Troy Menzel all at West Lakes.

“I’m sick of frigging Carlton players — Eddie Betts, big Sauce Jacobs now him, what’s with Adelaide? Stay at the Blues,” Fevola said.

Gibbs, 27, finished fourth in Carlton’s best and fairest and had one of his best seasons in navy blue.

Fevola knows his old club can’t afford to lose a player of his calibre and if a deal is done Adelaide would need to pay a high price.

Camera Icon Brendan Fevola doesn’t want to see more stars leave Carlton. Credit: News Limited

The Crows currently hold pick No.13 in the draft but that’s not enough according to the Deer Park premiership player, throwing out his own outlandish trade suggestion.

“Bryce Gibbs is Carlton’s best player, he’s their number one player,” he said on Triple M. “They can’t afford to let him go.

“I think I said on Twitter, well Gibbsy can go and we’ll have Tex Walker, Sauce and Eddie Betts back. That’s for the trade.

“But it is going to be very difficult (to get a deal done). He’s an Adelaide boy, you can understand why he wants to go home.”