If you hate yourself, your family and your surroundings, this couch is perfect for you.



It's hideous, it's uncomfortable, the fabric is embarrassing and it's covered in rips.



This is the kind of couch that a dirty uninvited bogan sits on at your housewarming party. He might burn the arms with his cigarettes and drop beer bottle caps underneath the cushions but it won't make a difference to the overall aesthetic of the couch.



Is it good for a homeless shelter under a bridge? Absolutely not.



I have hated every single minute with this beastly piece of crap.



Bid now and you could own this ugly monstrosity in your home today!



Complete with the scent of 'old farts' and the memory of drunken embarrassment.



Free gift with purchase*



*The gift of embarrassing family photos in which you've forgotten about the hulking feng shui disaster in the background.



P.S I would be willing to trade this for an X BOX 360 if possible. I know the couch is bigger than an X BOX so technically I'm the one losing out here, but I'm a pretty generous person..



P.P.S If the auction goes past $5, you may have the option of taking away a disgusting red/pink two seater with a small piece of metal poking out the back situated at the eye level of small children and midgets. Not suitable for children or midgets. Could be helpful in a fight to the death using only furniture though.



ACT NOW BEFORE I TAKE IT OUT THE BACK AND KILL IT WITH FIRE UNTIL IT DIES.

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