Ok, so first - I'm a terrible asshole. My secret santa sent this a few weeks ago, and it arrived last week and I am just now getting to posting this. I'm sorry. My Secret Santa saw that I enjoy Neil Gaiman, so he made a donation to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund (one of Neils main pet charities) in my name. So thats cool. But wait theres more - They also sent me a copy of Neil Gaimans Coraline.

But this wasn't good enough for my Secret Santa. I'm pretty sure that he (or she) tracked down Neil Gaiman to his house. Once there, they kicked in his door, sending it flying through the air at like 40mph lodging itself in the wall behind a giant chair facing the door where Neil was sitting eating a plate of eggs. Pipes probably burst in the wall causing water damage, but thats ok cause Santa was on a mission.

"Damnit Neil" my Santa probably said "I need to make this special, what are you going to do about it?" Sitting there holding his plate of eggs, he probably thought about it while chewing. Then, he was probably all "I know!" and threw his plate at the wall, grabbed the book from Santa and signed it.

I'm pretty sure thats how it went.