Update: shapeways corrected the "problem" and sent me an actual Snoo for my keys. This is super. It is an awesome size as I do not like bulky keychains. Second best part, I get to keep my blob, which is displayed with all my best children's creations. Thanks again!

Dear Keychain Santa:

Thank you for the thought. I think the company messed up. I received a heavy, possible steel blob. It was supposed to be a Snoo keychain. It has three holes in the top. I tried to play it, no sound. I really dont think that this is what you intended to send. Maybe the orders got mixed up. I don't want you to waste money, let me know if you need me to call the company. Thank you for the intention, I have been looking for what you wanted to send.