This is the first in a set of four collectible (read: $30) quarters to be released by the Royal Canadian Mint featuring dinosaur prints that, when viewed in a windowless bathroom with the lights off, reveal Bloody Mary ITS GLOW IN THE DARK SKELETON. How cool is that? "Only moderately." *spitting bourbon-laced coffee* WHAT?! This, wow, this really makes me want to reevaluate our friendship. "We were never friends, I only use your for your words." OUCH. You know what they say about sticks and stones don't you? I'm gonna hit you with them until you take it all back.

Official Canadian Mint Product Site

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New quarter features glow-in-the-dark Alberta dinosaur [vancouversun]

Thanks to Pelchdogg, who agrees you always pick up a f***ing dino coin regardless of what side it's on.