My brother Aaron tweeted under the guise of @obscurealvz: “I guess Heidi Klum thought her relationship with Seal was getting stale. He should have mixed things up, a turned into a Dugong.” After I read it I laughed and thought fuck it here’s next week’s comic. While I was never “into” Pokémon I know a lot about the original animals due to my job as a Pokémon gym leader at Toys R Us. This meant that I baby sat children while they played with cards. The highlight of this career was making a girl cry and having a kid try and bribe me with a Charizard card to get out of TRU prison (he stole a lot of cards).

Also someone once told us that we are destroying web comics with our use of real photos. To this guy I say go fuck yourself troll.

James “Pokeballs are instruments of slavery” Alvarez