After naming Pradip Burman, Radha Timblo and Pankaj Lodhiya, the Union government has named Tennis legend Roger Federer as another Swiss bank account holder, continuing its drive against those who hold accounts in Swiss banks.

In a letter to the Supreme Court, an exclusive copy of which is with The UnReal Times, Union Finance Minister Arun Jaitley mentioned, “To the special bench, Supreme Court: It has come to our attention that one Mr.Roger Federer, a tennis player of high acclaim, holds savings accounts with multiple banks in Switzerland. We are trying to track more details about him and his estimated wealth and will intimate you as soon as we receive them. Once again, we wish to reiterate that we are pursuing the matter of Swiss bank accounts with utmost sincerity. Let there be no ambiguities as far as our commitment to calling out such folks is concerned.”

An emotional Federer broke down upon hearing the news. Sources said that Roger Federer’s close friend, Indian master-blaster Sachin Tendulkar too, may be questioned for possible leads. According to a source in the Finance Ministry, an Aadhaar card in Roger Federer’s name was detected in West Bengal, which could be more than enough reason to establish Federer’s Indian citizenship and thus render him vulnerable for an investigation. “Federer is scheduled to visit India in December. I’m afraid he’ll visit various Indian places only on photoshopped pics. He’s gonna be a busy man. He’ll have a lot of questions to answer once he comes here,” a smiling Jaitley said.

The development has knocked the wind out of the sails of the Congress and BJP’s other political opponents who had been demanding that the BJP expose some “big fish” as against unknown businessmen. “When we gave the first 3 names, people mocked us for going after minnows and accused us of protecting the big fish. Well, here you are – this is not just a fish, this is a whale!” exclaimed a triumphant Jaitley. “There are many more names on the list. We are close to netting Martina Hingis as well. It’s just a matter of carefully obtaining proof for all our suspicions,” he added.