Fish and chips crisps

Mood rings

I made my own sherbet and it was shit

Clarissa did not explain it all

Woody and Buzz have sex

The everlasting gobstopper from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

1997 Galaxy Minstrels TV ad

10 facts about jawbreakers

101 Things To Do On The Internet (in 2002)

Sherbet dips

The Titanic colouring book

Planet of the Apes colouring books

Peter and Jane hate poor people

Dear Amazon

Differences between British secondary school and American high school

Button Moon's Queenie Jelly is a scary cunt

Disturbing scenes in Stay Tuned (1992)

Ladybird Well-loved Tales: The Enormous Turnip

Mini safes for kids

This middle-class Duplo man

Crap from my childhood no-one else remembers

Three tales about pogs

T-shirts I wore in the 1990s

A tale about running

Sports Biscuits

38 years of Alton Towers maps

A shit analysis of Ronan Keating's "Life is a Rollercoaster"

Velcro toss and catch game

Fisher-Price Great Adventures castle

This fucking thing

Dorrie in Super Mario 64 is fucking creepy

Crap my siblings and I built with Duplo

British biscuits from the 1990s

The Griffle of Puddle Lane is fucking terrifying

Woolly (and some other sheep) stop the fucking train

Crap I made with K'Nex

The Funfair of Evil

Creepy shit in Goodnight Moon

My First Encyclopedia

Thinkin' Things 2

Mr Blobby is a demon that must be killed by fire

The ice-cream man

SMTV Live: I like it because it's good

1991 Butlins summer brochure

Packard Bell Navigator 3.9

Arthur is a twat

Whatever happened to MSN Groups?

AOL

Steeleye and The Lost Magic

Planetis 3D

Packard Bell Navigator 98

Packard Bell Navigator 3D

CBBC's Big Bash

My family's computers throughout the years

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: All's Well That Ends Wishing Well

The dark side of Button Moon

Whatever happened to the search for the Rowntree?

Toys R’ Us "Magical Place" advert from 1989

Jacobs Iced Gems are actually drugs

Trudy from Trudy's Time and Place House tried to eat me

They made Spooksville into a shitty TV show

Software bundled with Packard Bell computers in 90s UK

Toys I really wanted but never got

I misunderstood how to attack the gunships in Half-Life 2

Space Hulk: Vengeance of the Blood Angels

I wish I could live in Animal Crossing

Counter-Strike memories