(Or some guy speculates wildly about a villainous cartoon lizard in prose form.)



Let me tell you a tale.

A tale of loss, betrayal, and humiliation.

A tale of how a prodigal hero of rebellion became a ruthless villain out to destroy a family’s legacy.

A tale that would have been nice to have in the canon proper of a Disney cartoon that shall remain nameless.

A tale I built entirely out of my insane headcanons and theories.

Come dear friends, and read the terrible Tale of Toffee…



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