I met Nathalie not too long ago. We (and a few other friends) have been talking, and we need her to eat ice cream for us. This may not seem important, but just hear me out.

Ever since the beginning of time and the human race, many have wondered, "What is the correct way to eat ice cream?" This is the solution. She was born to do this. She has a destiny to make this happen, despite anything that comes in her way. She has a dream to eat ice cream if it is the last thing she does. Nobody can eat ice cream as good as she can. She believes she can be the world's, no. The universe's best ice cream eater. I do too.

What difference will this make? A lot of people's dreams will come true. She will accomplish her goal and go even further. Cancer will, probably not but maybe, be cured, lives will be saved, animals will be healthy, global warming will stop, and so much more good will happen. Just by her eating ice cream.

Why did I start this? I wanted to help her make her what she lives to be and what she wants to be in life; the best ice cream eater. I know she has the desire to be the best there is. She is working so hard towards this, and needs more people to share her dream and let her know you care too.

This seems too good to be true and probably a bit far fecthed, I realize. However, if you sign this, you will be helping her dreams come true, and isn't that what the world needs more of? Dreams to be coming true? Yes. The answer is yes.

So, please help her and everyone else by signing this petition. You will be helping out a lot.

Thank you for your valuable time.