What a caring Santa that amazed me with a whole bunch of socks!

First package. Socks for my little JRT, Tango! My Santa got my dog socks, how amazing is that! lol. I didn't even know they excited. I put them on her which was surprisingly easy for a dog that wiggles like a worm whenever anything gets put on her. Be it her collar and lead which have to be put on everything she has a walk or she gets a rash if left on, or her jacket because she doesn't like the rain. She wasn't all that sure when I put them on her at first but I think she likes them. She put her paw up after I took them off at first.

Second package. Ring ring ring banana phone socks! When I first saw the label saying it was for scale, I didn't have a clean mind and thought it some kinda crude joke. It took about five/ten seconds for me to click. These banana socks are simply AWESOME! They made me laugh hard. I love them, and will be going straight on my feet tomorrow. (I'm wearing cool socks, less awesome but awesome enough for changing to be daft)

Third package. They keep coming! I don't like wearing matching socks (obvs banana ones excluded!). I heard as child that Albert Einstein never wore matching socks and decided that neither shall I. Turns out he didn't even like wearing socks at all, so he's less impressive with such lunacy as that. My AWESOME Santa got me a SIX odd socks from United Oddsocks for me to mix'n'match at my pleasure! You can bet I will never have to leave the house with (yuk) matching socks for a loooong time.

Thank you so much for my socktackulr gifts, You are an amazingly awesome Santa and I was lucky to be matched to you.