According to multiple sources, Delaware freshman Jeffrey Jenkins was escorted out of his Introduction to Philosophy class after adamantly refusing to move his head out of the way of the projector on the first day of class. While students are usually eager to comply when the professor asks them to move, Jenkins was reportedly not having it.

“I was told that nothing in college was mandatory,” explained Jenkins. “And I went ahead and assumed that moving my ‘big-ass football head’ also fell under the list of things that I am not required to do here. I don’t give in to peer pressure.”

Eyewitness accounts say that Jenkins had been asked multiple times to move from his spot to one of the many open seats and, upon refusing to do so, was removed from the classroom by two security guards while kicking, screaming, and demanding to see his lawyer.

“It was unlike anything I’ve ever seen. Not only did he have a head the size of a watermelon, but he also refused to move it. I don’t know if it was too heavy to be easily turned or what, but he wasn’t having it!” explained one witness, who is still shocked at the “audacity” of the freshman.

The professor, who chose to remain anonymous, had never experienced a situation like this before. “It’s the first day of class, and some kid wants to block the projector? That slide had a picture of me listening to hip hop music holding a beer to relate to the kids! And this guy ruined it! Now they’ll never give me a good rating at the end of the semester!”

Sources indicate that the incident ended up working in the professor’s favor. During the following class, every student rushed to the front of the lecture hall to avoid being dragged out kicking and screaming by the security guards who have begun standing watch over the projector.