Did you guys know that the CEO of Monsanto doesn’t go by the name Satan Lizard Evil Face. The human name he chose for himself before coming out of the lair is: Hugh Grant! Like the actor, but NOT like the actor because he doesn’t make us SWOON but he does make us INFERTILE by poisoning our food.

“I’d never…just never do such a thing!” - Hugh Grant (actor)

Take a look at this picture of Hugh Grant (CEO Lizard) and tell me he doesn’t look:

A) Like a Reptile wearing a human costume

B) Perfect for the next romantic comedy about a Satanic Lizard CEO who is just looking for love <3