Anti-Intelligent Education by Kasorae Creative Commons Wednesday April 12, 2017

I'm Ms. Information and today we are studying the Biblical creation story!

Wait, I thought this was science class?!? It's against the law for you to teach religion in school!

Well, because we are a private charter school, we can teach creationism and still get funding from the government.

Creationism? That's not science! I think Darwin's Theory of Evolution is true, and most of the world's scientists agree.

Evolution is just a theory! Besides, it seems to contridict our faith so those scientists must be wrong.

That doesn't make sense! How am I supposed to get into a good college if you won't teach me about the unifying theme of biology?!?

It doesn't need to make sense! Sit back down and stop disrupting class.

Goodbye Ms. Information. I'm leaving to go find a school that teaches the Theory of Evolution.

You can't leave! I was just about to teach you about how the Earth was created in six days, only 6,000 years ago!

HA!