Angry Male Voice: "...and that's not the only time it's happened! It's a conspiracy, I tell you!"

Calm male voice: "Well, thanks for those final words, caller. Now, let's take the next call and see if we can get a different opinion on this. Also, if you want to weigh in, the number is 1 800 555 KWAG, K-Wag, Tongues are wagging about K-wag, your best source for complex social issues and the juiciest gossip!"

Sonata:"I'm calling them next."

Aria: "On what? Stupid phone line's broke and that rat Rich isn..."

Sunset: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! SNORT! Zzzz..."

Adagio: "Just shut up and listen. Some of these kooks are actually giving me ideas."

Radio: Play ominous chord with expert timing.