If we told you that there’s a guitar shaped like the ol’ twig and berries called the Wangcaster you’d probably believe us. You’re a guitar player for god sakes; an unshakable breed. It’s a good thing, too, otherwise there’d be a lot more violence in the demo rooms at Guitar Center.

However, that didn’t stop us from our quest to find 77 Awesomely Weird Guitars to blow your mind. So put your shower caps on and get your squeegees ready because what you are about to see will most definitely blast your headspace into sopping smithereens. Enjoy.