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Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince. Mokokoma Mokhonoana

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -Honoré de Balzac

My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing. -Ziad K. Abdelnour

Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl. -Mokokoma Mokhonoana

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous

A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real. -Harry Styles

Falling in love has neurological effects similar to those cocaine Anonymous

That mood where everything irritates you indicates that you’re missing someone Anonymous

When time passes, true love becomes stronger but false love breaks down! Anonymous

I know I not perfect for you but I will give my 100% to make you happy Anonymous

Love is sharing your popcorn while watching the movie Anonymous

I will ride with you through the bullshit as long as you don’t bullshit me Anonymous

kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute wanna workout? Anonymous

I want to wake up to you kissing me in the middle night Anonymous

If you kiss my neck I am not responsible for what happened next Anonymous

Forget butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you Anonymous

Iloveyou I wrote this with no spaces because there is no space for anyone else Anonymous

Baby, I’m yours no refund policy Anonymous

Love is like a fart if you have to force it it’s probably shit Anonymous

I like to get married It is great to find someone special that you want to harass for the rest of your life Anonymous

The easiest way to die, love, someone who doesn’t love you back you will die daily Anonymous

You stole my heart, nut I’ll let you keep it Anonymous

Sometimes we cannot see the right person because there is the wrong person in the way Anonymous

Loving you just like breathing, How can I stop? Anonymous

it’s okay if you don’t like me not everyone has good taste Anonymous

I hate waiting but it’s for you I definitely wait Anonymous

Explaining to you how much I love you is just like counting star I can try but it’s impossible Anonymous

The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money Anonymous

Why is the wife more dangerous than the Mafia?The mafia wants either your money or life… Wifes want both! Anonymous

The best powerful words for your better marriage life ‘I’ll do the dishes” Anonymous

You’d better give it to your wife whatever she wants otherwise she’ll take it anyway Joey Adams

You find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a good philosopher Socrates

I am the boss in my house, my wife is just going to make decisions Woody Allen

Never laugh at your wife choice remember you are the one Anonymous

if You want to wife listen to you then talk another woman she will be all ears Sigmund Freud

I’ve come to view jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out John fugelsang

Without trust, love is like a cell without any service. Only one thing you can do play games on it. Anonymous

You have enemies? Good .That Means You’ve stood up for something ,sometime in your life WINSTON CHURCHILL

Women are tempermental That 90% temper and 10% Mental Anonymous

For men who think women place is the kitchen. Just remember that knives are also kept in the kitchen Anonymous

You don’t need to crazy to hang out with me. Don’t worry I will be trained you Anonymous

The real happiness is having friends same mental disorder as yours Anonymous

Beauty and beast movie teaches us one thing, it doesn’t matter looks if you are rich and who owns the castle Anonymous

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We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use. Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You can count every good and bad in me when I am in your comfort zone, however, you can not count every good or bad in me when I am out of your comfort zone.. Brenden Kyjah Hovola

Love is being each other’s strength and weakness at the same time. Anonymous

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore. Anonymous

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate. Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear Suzanne Collins

You pretend to love and care about me and i pretend as it didn’t hurt me. Anonymous

You are here by under arrest for stealing my hearts Anonymous

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he finished ZSA ZSA GABOR

I’m jealous of people who get to see you every day. who talk to you and laugh with you when I am not there to see your beautiful smile Anonymous

Your smile is all I need to keep me standing my troubles and all the things that weigh my heart down Anonymous

If a person loves you, he or she will not tell you different stories about love He or she will Anonymous

Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is, of course, the miracle. Anonymous

Seriously, I Hate liar person but whenever you tell me that you love me I still smiling Anonymus

“ We must love not to fall in love Because falling always leads to broken” Anonymus

Let’s cuddle and watch a movie together Anonymus

“Just thinking about you make me smile, Imagine what I feel when I see you” Anonymus

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more By Collen McCullough

“Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to get by, knowing how to identify an advantage and seize it. But the functions of intellect are insufficient without courage, love, friendship, compassion, and empathy” By Dean Koontz

To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything be more fun?” By Katharine Graham

Girls are like phones we love to be held and talked to but if you pressed the wrong button you’ll be disconnected Anonymous

My soulmate my husband my best friend and my future baby daddy I love you Anonymous

Staring and getting lost in those beautiful blue eyes of yours are my favorite past time Amedeo Sorge

Don’t touch my boyfriend, don’t message my boyfriend, don’t text him and don’t worry about him he is mine and I am enough for him and enough for a kill you Anonymous

I don’t want an amazing Relationship for a couple of months Anonymous

I get jealous when I see you with others just because I get mad I get worried and don’t want to lose you Anonymous

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me Anonymous

I and my wife lived happily for twenty years…. then we met Anonymous

When he opens a door for you, text you, calls you randomly, Suprise you with a gift and man of god its a husband Anonymous

love is the seventh sense that destroys 6 senses and makes the person non-sense Anonymous

The person you are least attracted to will be the person who is most attracted towards you Anonymous

ROSES ARE DEAD LOVE IS FAKE.BASICALLY,FUNERAL WITH CAKE Anonymous

The best movement in life when your children dating your Ex children Anonymous

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There are only three things girlfriend need in life: food, water, and compliments Chris Rock

Our love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

Carroll Bryant

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

Jean Illsley Clarke

I Wasn’t Kissing Her, I Was Whispering In Her Mouth Chico Marx

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick. -Raymond Carver

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore -Alexandra Potter

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him. -Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We end up kissing her for an hour, and her lips are so soft they are almost like a joke. -Aimee Bender

Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age. -Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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