On Saturday, the Penn State Nittany Lions faced off against their athletic adversaries, the Michigan Wolverines, but the real show wasn’t on the grassy sports court—it was sitting in the stands, picking its nose.

In the middle of the big match, insurance company Allstate sponsored a super-panoramic photo of the entire stadium, capturing over 100,000 fans in one massive snapshot.

But the camera might not’ve been in good hands.

As Fancam’s website explains, “Every fan was captured at face level detail in this incredible, ultra high-resolution 360 degree Fancam image.” The website fails to mention that for a lot of people, that’s not a good thing.

When Reddit user tinusleroux posted a link to the massive, browsable stadium shot, redditors immediately took it as a challenge—to locate the most awkward, unflattering moments and share them with the world.

But before we begin, let’s be clear that even in high-res photos, a scratch can look an awful lot like a pick…

So don’t be too quick to judge.

Without further ado, these are the most photogenic fans redditors spotted in the stands.

The Yawners

It’s nice to know that other people find football a bit snooze-worthy:

Even Jay Pritchett from Modern Family seemed bored:

Some yawns, of course, look more aggressive than others:

The Pickers

“What are the odds you catch a nose picker?” user Reddog240 wondered aloud in the original discussion thread. Unfortunately for many fans, the odds were not in their favor.

Maybe these are all just innocent scratches, or perhaps they’re all genuine “pick-pics.” Either way, redditors caught these folks green-handed:

User Crs3050 shared this photo with the caption, “… it looks like she missed.”

This one seems like a clear scratch—but user i_should_go_to_sleep made up for the unfounded accusation by alerting the community to this two-for-one special:

Redditors sure know how to pick ’em out of a crowd.

The Hair Sniffer

This man’s fragrant follicles caught the attention of the fan behind him—but he doesn’t seem to mind one bit:

The Self-Conscious Belly Dancer

This introverted innie was clearly camera-shy, but only from the shoulders up:

Sometimes, after you have a few drinks at the tailgate, you just gotta air your belly.

Turtle Man

Unlike the faceless man with the proud midriff, this guy was ready to come out of his shell head-first:

He’s definitely turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club.

A Magnificent, Marvelous, Mustachioed Old Man

In the immortal words of user ipeedinyourpool, “That peeping mustache-man, tho’.”

One sharp redditor correctly identified the owner of the waxy ‘stache—as the villainous Van Pelt from a popular Robin Williams film:

The Ever-Elusive Man in the Red-and-White Sweater

All this searching-through-a-large-crowd-for-people-with-distinctive-appearances business made redditors pine for a familiar childhood pastime, which led them to rally around one unifying question:

Users searched the 360-degree photo, scouring every thousands of seats for those signature red and white stripes.

Eventually, their efforts paid off—when user imn8bro spotted the master of hide-and-seek himself, who was sitting in plain sight the whole time:

See? Even if you don’t care about competitive sports, football can be fun! All you have to do is watch the fans.