This is no average nature lover.Michael Golsorkhi was allegedly drunk and high on cannabis and cocaine when he “tried to have sex with a pile of leaves” in a UK hotel parking lot last month, the Manchester Evening News reported Premier Inn workers noticed the 26-year-old “acting suspiciously” in the hotel lot even before he got frisky with the fallen fall foliage.“[Then] we saw a white male with his trousers down and we could see his bum,” an unnamed hotel staffer said in a statement read in court. “There was nothing between me and this male. He was about a car length away from me and he appeared to be having sex.”Workers at the Stockport, England, hotel soon discovered he was merely “thrusting” into a mound of autumn leaves with his pants around his ankles — in full view of family diners at a nearby restaurant.