(This is a third year class, so by this point we all have paid for our tuition several times, almost all of us needing to go in debt to do so. At this moment our professor is on a tangent, telling a personal story.)

Professor: “So my son is graduating high school this year and we are trying really hard for him to get a sports scholarship…” *indignantly* “Do you know what it costs for university?!”

(She looks around waiting for some sympathy for her situation… then realizes.)

Professor: “Oh, well… I guess you guys do.”