BUIES CREEK, NC. — Campbell University Athletic Director C. Noodle was excited to announce that Justin Average will be staying on as the coach of the Camels next season. He spoke with reporters via teleconference this morning and explained the details of the negotiation and the new contract.

“We approached Justin a few weeks ago after the FAU situation and began negotiating in earnest. At that time he was still considering a move at the end of the year but after we brought in 73 Monopoly games and dumped out all the paper money on the table, his eyes lit up and he agreed to stay.”

The details of the contract come out to just over 1.5 million dollars in Monopoly paper money and a verbal agreement that Coach will not move to another school until the end of Season 3. Coach Average happily agreed to these terms and while he didn’t take questions during the teleconference he was heard talking to his staff afterward about “all of the Park Places he will own” once the season ends.

The Camels are 8-3 and face Jacksonville State during Week 12 in what is a must-win game for both teams. Apparently the Camels status as a “bubble team” wasn’t enough to deter the athletic department from renewing Average’s contract. C. Noodle shrugged when asked about the financial cost to the university.

“It only cost us a little over $3,000 since we didn’t buy any of the special edition versions of the board game. Those can be pricey and I don’t really understand the need for them. Coach said he wants to keep the tokens from the games we did buy since he likes “moving them around the board” when he has down time in his office.”

Campbell officials declined to comment on the mental stability of Coach Average and ended the conference shortly afterward.

For FCFB Overtime, this has been Joshua Average.