When people learn

of the nature of this blog, 9 times out of 10, when asked where would you hide

in a zombie apocalypse, the person

responds with something along the lines of:

“ Duhh that’s easy! Bunnings (Home Depot

etc.)”

First and last Mistake…..



Every time they have to have it explained to them why this is a horrible idea. First of all

because if 9 out of 10 people we ask have the same idea, it’s a fair assumption

that 90% of the population also have the same idea. Imagine 90% of the

population heading in great hordes to your nearest hardware store in a zombie

outbreak and you have your first reason to avoid these stores, and when the

fear sets in and people start tearing limbs off to get the last chainsaw on the

shelves you’ll regret even thinking this was a good idea.

The second reason is of course exposure. Human nature is bad throw the chance of exposure to the

cause of the pandemonium and somewhere that everyone is going and you have

yourself a flashpoint. This is not somewhere you want to be for the POSSIBILITY

of getting your hands on some tools, if you manage to get through the panicked,

chaotic and fear fuelled crowds. Add to this that my local Bunnings can only be

accessed by a single road. Which will end up looking like the highway in the

Walking dead.

So now that I’ve destroyed your action plan for the coming Zombie apocalypse, I suppose it would

only be good manners to give you plan B. So you’re after some tools/weapons

capable of furthering your helps of survival in the modern wasteland that is

the zombie apocalypse. The answer is simple.

The trusty Garden shed or Garage

If you don’t own

one or its filled with books, chairs and the remnants of child hood pets like

your goldfish tank and rabbit cage that will serve no purpose in the zombie

apocalypse, your neighbours or parents wouldn’t mind I’m sure if you raided

theirs or usually within a short radius of you someone will have a shed/garage. More often

then not these treasure troves are in plain site and could contain more than you will

need. Tools, Weapons and more [with varying levels of success]

So if I have done

nothing but destroy your action plan and got you thinking where to now then you

can thank me later when you realise I just saved your life!

-Sam & Steph



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