Kanaya Maryam is a Grey, Feminine and Sarcastic Grub-tender from Alternia. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Rose Lalonde, a beautiful, colorful woman with a passion for wizards.

Kanaya takes an instant disliking to Rose and the 8itchy and rude ways she learnt during her years in Earth.

However, when a imp tries to slap Kanaya, Rose springs to the rescue. Kanaya begins to notices that Rose is actually rather Intelligent at heart.

But, the pressures of Rose's job as a Writer leave her blind to Kanaya's affections and Kanaya takes up fashion to try an distract herself.

Finally, when attention-hungry Pirate, Vriska Serket, threatens to come between them, Rose has to act fast. But will they ever find the flush-crush love that they deserve?