This week’s contest: Take some words from his inaugural address and say something great. We mean even greater. (Bob Staake /for The Washington Post)

(Click here to skip down to the “joint legislation” from Week 1210.)

“My small hands will get bigger — honestly, magnificent! — as long as I salute the one who controls my every move.”

Donald Trump’s inaugural address was 1,433 words of pure . . . source material for our perennial word bank game, in which we present some widely known work or passage, and ask you to write something else from some of its words. Last year the Empress used the song “American Pie”; over the years we’ve offered everything from Genesis to “The Cat in the Hat.” This week: Write a humorous passage — a “quote,” an observation, a joke, a dialogue, a poem, anything — using only words that appear in Trump’s inaugural address (find it at bit.ly/trump-address or by Googling). You may use a word only as many times as it appears in the speech; for example, you may use “wealth” up to four times, but “carnage,” alas, only once. You must use the whole word as it appears (“honestly” but not “honest”), but you may change capitalization and punctuation however you like. You may attribute your “quote” to someone else.

Submit entries at this website: bit.ly/enter-invite-1214 (all lowercase).

It's called Poopets, but we'll call it the Turdle: a figurine made of (totally unsmelly) dried manure. It, of course, is this week's second prize. (Pat Myers/The Washington Post )

Winner gets the Inkin’ Memorial, the Lincoln statue bobblehead that is the official Style Invitational trophy. Second place gets the lovely sculpture pictured here: The brand is Poopets, but we’ll call it the Turdle: a figurine made of (totally unsmelly) dried cow manure. It’s supposed to break down into fertilizer in your garden, but donor Mike Creveling gave it a coat of varnish: so a Turdle lasts forever. (But alas, it won’t arrive in time for Valentine’s Day.)

Other runners-up win the yearned-for “This Is Your Brain on Mugs” Loser mug or our Grossery Bag, “I Got a B in Punmanship.” Honorable mentions get one of our new lusted-after Loser magnets, “No Childishness Left Behind” or “Magnum Dopus.” First Offenders receive only a smelly tree-shaped air “freshener” (FirStink for their first ink). Deadline is Tuesday night, Feb. 21; results published March 12 (online March 9). See general contest rules and guidelines at wapo.st/InvRules. The headline for this week’s results is by John O’Byrne; the honorable-mentions subhead is by Tom Witte. Join the lively Style Invitational Devotees group on Facebook at on.fb.me/invdev. “Like” the Style Invitational Ink of the Day on Facebook at bit.ly/inkofday; follow @StyleInvite on Twitter.

The Style Conversational The Empress’s weekly online column discusses each new contest and set of results. Especially if you plan to enter, check it out at wapo.st/styleconv.

And from The Style Invitational four weeks ago . . .

THE FLOOR SHOW: THE WINNING ‘LEGISLATION’

In Week 1210, our biennial “joint legislation” contest, the usual pool of freshmen had shrunk even further in the 115th Congress, forcing the Empress to pad the list with the full local delegations plus a smattering of other incumbents.

As always, some folks in the Loser Community submitted name combinations that sounded like phrases only in the entrants’ alternative-minds: Sorry, but nobody will read “Demings-Arrington” as “the Mings are in town. ” The bills that follow are much clearer, but just in case you can’t figure one out, you can look it up: Click here to see the list of winners with an “answer key” — but do try them here first. (Pronunciation tips: Hassan is pronounced like Hasson; Kihuen is “kee when”; Crist rhymes with “fist.”)

4th place:

The Barr-Crist-Mast-Tenney-Young-Brat Act to revitalize the Lumps of Coal industry (Paul Jackson, Malabar, Fla, a First Offender)

3rd place:

The Byrne-Norton-Correa Resolution advocating a preemptive strike on Pyongyang (John Glenn, Tyler, Tex.)

2nd place and the Capitol Dome squeeze “ball”:

The Biggs-Esty-Yoder Masculine Fragrance Promotional Act (Ann Martin, Falls Church, Va.)

And the winner of the Inkin’ Memorial:

The Dunn-Taylor-Yoder-King bill requiring truth in online dating profiles (Amy Harris, Charlottesville)

Deplorabills: honorable mentions

The Barr-King-Bacon proposal to restrict genetic engineering on animals (G.T. Bowman, Falls Church, Va.)

The Brown-Hice Amendment to warn of something, in addition to yellow snow, that nobody should eat (Mark Raffman, Reston, Va.; Steve Offutt, Arlington, Va.)

The Hice-Tenney-Hoyer resolution to require a daily greeting for the House Democratic whip (Ira Allen, Bethesda, Md.; Jack McBroom, Fort Valley, Va.)

The Lawson-Dunn Repeal of Everything Obama Did (Jesse Frankovich, Lansing, Mich.)

The Biggs-Norton resolution calling for investigation of Trump’s “sniffles” (Pam Sweeney, Burlington, Mass.)

The Carson-Davidson-Ferguson-Johnson-Lawson-Simpson Clean Heir Act (Pete Morelewicz, Fredericksburg, Va.)

The Gottheimer-King Act authorizes the DEA to find out what “merking” is and put an end to it (Warren Tanabe, Annapolis, Md.)

The Hassan-Tenney-Johnson bathroom equality bill to support transgender rights (Danielle Nowlin, Fairfax Station, Va.)

The Dunn-Beyer-Brat-Tenney-Bacon Initiative for Healthier Children’s Diets (Daniel Galef, Montclair, N.J.)

The Young-Yoder More Prequels You Must Make Act (Michael Rolfe, Cape Town, South Africa)

The Murphy-Lawson-Hill Act to ensure that any legislation that can go wrong will go wrong (Gordon Cobb, Marietta, Ga.)

The Hassan-Esty-Yoder Act to recognize Your Mama (Jeff Shirley, Richmond, Va.)

The Marshall-Dunn bill to allow draining of the Everglades (Marleen May, Rockville)

The Khanna-Lee-Connolly Civi Rights Act to condemn homophonia (John McCooey, Rehoboth Beach, Del.)

The Brown-Crist-Mast-Cummings Climate Change Adaptation Act (Dudley Thompson, Cary, N.C.)

The Esty-Duckworth-Khanna-Budd-Hice Commission to study barter patterns in rural America (John Hutchins, Silver Spring, Md.)

The Hill-Gaetz-Norton-Dunn Resolution for Congress to do something useful (Jesse Frankovich)

The Marshall-Lawson-Crist-Mast Act to win the war on that holiday, once and for all (Mark Raffman)

The Beyer-Dunn-Kihuen-Young bill to support Future Farmers of America (Sarah Jay, Churchville, Md.)

The Rush-Beyer-Banks bill merging Quicken Loans and drive-through banking (Deb Stewart, Damascus, Md.)

The Schneider-Brat-Dunn Act to change the ownership of the Washington Redskins (Duncan Stevens, Vienna, Va.)

The Ross-Hassan-Tenny-Hice Act to study global warming effects on the Antarctic Mud Shelf (Jeff Contompasis, Ashburn, Va.)

The Lewis-Barragan Provision to Restock the House Chamber with Toilet Paper (Jesse Frankovich)

The Khanna-Beyer-Young-Brat Rotten-Child Trafficking Support Act (Gordon Cobb)

The Delaney-Byrne Act designating knee pads as “feminine medical devices” under Trumpcare. (Dave Airozo, Silver Spring)

The Budd-Hassan-Hice-Rush Legalize It Already bill, a.k.a. Joint Resolution 420 (Nan Reiner, Boca Raton, Fla.)

The Dunn-King-Hoyer Act to establish a Georgetown University basketball scholarship (Holly Saunders, Bethesda, a First Offender)

The Barr-Dunn-King bill to prohibit waterboarding — or if that won’t pass, to at least reduce coffee stains on neckties (Rob Cohen, Potomac; G.T. Bowman)

The Budd-Hollingsworth Act establishing minimum wages for Clydesdale horses (Roy Ashley, Washington)

The Byrne-Budd Joint Legislation for the Legislation of Joints (Pete Morelewicz)

The Polis-Raskin-Yoder-Rush-Carson-Hill Resolution, endorsing the efforts of D.C. police to make traffic near the Capitol move more efficiently. (John Glenn)

The Biggs-Carson-Johnson Declaration, explaining how Huma Abedin knew the photo was of Anthony (William Verkuilen, Brooklyn Park, Minn.)

The Connolly-Espaillat-Gallagher-Hollingsworth-Marshall-Mitchell-O’Halleran-Van Hollen bill to tell the president to go two-L (Bill Verkuilen)

The Dunn-Barr-King Act to Send Fido to a Nice Farm Upstate (David Smith, Alexandria)

The Dunn-Masto-Bacon Act to Automatically Shut Off Tyler’s Internet at Night (Jesse Aronson, Arlington, a First Offender)

The Krishnamoorthi-Smucker-Rooney bill that doesn’t really do anything but is fun to say. (Steve Offutt)

Still running — deadline Monday night, Feb. 13: our “punku” pun-haiku contest. See bit.ly/invite1213.