Thursday 02 May 2013

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TG: hey again

GG: again?

TG: yeah, didn't we just meet?

TG: but then something went strange

GG: something?

TG: yeah i lost contact

GG: oh

TG: but now it's back

GG: yeah, that might be it

TG: so how have you been all this time?

GG: bored, bored, making things change for amusement and more bored

GG: what about you?

TG: ah, i've been good

TG: been hanging out with karkat

GG: oh, really

TG: yeah

GG: you two are friends now

TG: not much else to do

TG: more or less

GG: :o

TG: rose's not been too well

GG: really, why? :(

TG: she's been drinking

GG: oh...

GG: why?

TG: i don't really know...

TG: lalonde women, i guess

GG: have you ask her?

TG: i tried

TG: didn't get a good answer

GG: what answer did you get?

TG: a lot of drunken ramble

TG: she's started dating, and that's great!

GG: i guess, dating who?

TG: kanaya

TG: weird vampire troll chick

GG: oh really? well, there go my chances, hehehe

TG: wait, you were into rose?

GG: i'm joking, dave

GG: and wouldn't you like to find that out

TG: *cough*

GG: pfff, boys

TG: yeah, boys

TG: how's john been?

GG: bored, a little moody

GG: he's pretty okay, just the trip is taking the tool on everyone, hehe

TG: haha, i guess

GG: he got pretty mad at me when me and davesprite broke up, i guess he's getting a big brother complex :/

TG: you dated davesprite?

TG: seems everybody's been dating. except me of course.

GG: uhhh...

GG: yeah, sorry i didn't tell you sooner

TG: well, it doesn't matter really

GG: really, why?

TG: well, you don't have to tell me every time you're dating someone

TG: it's your choice

GG: i guess, but this is a special case

GG: plus you keep telling about everything there, i kind of should had told the news from here too

TG: ah well, as i said, your choice

GG: well, no matter what we broke up, so...

GG: anyway, i've been using my powers here for fun, making stuff bigger

GG: and smaller and bigger again

GG: i'm getting out of ideas...

TG: r-right

TG: i'm trying not to be perverted over here

TG: oh woops, shouldn't have said that

GG: way ahead of you!!! hehehe

TG: you didn't actually...`

TG: ?

GG: come on, ask me, i bet you you're not the worst in this conversation

GG: ;)

TG: did you use it for perverted stuff?

GG: maybe, that's so vague!

TG: did you enlargen anything on your body?

GG: yup, arms, legs, ect

TG: ah good

TG: exactly what i was talking about ;)

GG: breasts, butt, other stuff

GG: you know

GG: ;)

TG: ;)

TG: did davesprite like it?

GG: well, he did

GG: in a matter of fact he did

GG: especially my breasts!

TG: oh wow

GG: but since he was a sprite he lacked, uhhhh

TG: yeah i understand

GG: so we mostly stayed with make outs, hehe

GG: jealous?

TG: not really

TG: maybe a little, hehe

GG: well, maybe i'll show you my tricks when we get there, hehe

TG: hehe, i'd love to ;)

GG: you can design the perfect jade to your tastes!!

GG: okay that was dumb, hehe

TG: i'm happy with the jade we have :)

GG: pff, come on, tell me what you like

GG: i don't mind, tell me your secrets dave!

TG: alright

TG: i really like large breasts

TG: there, i said it!

GG: ;)

GG: i'll be sure to pack a size a good size when we meet

TG: also your ears are pretty cute

GG: how do you know that :p

TG: didn't you have cat ears or something?

GG: no

GG: but close

GG: dog ears

TG: ah right

TG: well i like those even though i prefer cat ears

GG: i may or may not respond well to commands too, but you'll have to find out yourself ;)

TG: haha, i will ;)

GG: anything else, besides big, full, soft breasts? :p

TG: well, cat ears

TG: i don't mind a girl with a nice ass as well ;)

GG: nice has in big and good to slap?

TG: yes

TG: you get me perfectly

GG: hehe, i can't wait until we meet, what are you packing?

TG: my shirts, shades and sexiness

TG: been working out

GG: :o

GG: can't wait to see that

TG: you won't be disappointed

GG: ((so should we skip to after the game +/-, to avoid all the plot stuff?))

TG: ((yeah))

TG: ((it's probably best that way))

GG: After the game was over, the bosses defeated and everyone was getting ready to win the game, Jade decides to visit Dave for a little surprise. She knocks on his door and waits for him to open it, her chest size has big has her head and her butt not that smaller. Maybe she over did it a bit.

GG: ((hope you don't mind paragraph style))

TG: ((I don't mind it too much))

TG: Dave opens the door, discovering the incredibly sexy Jade. He's pretty surprised.

GG: "Can I come in?" She says winking at him, her body looked weightless under her movements. "So what do you think?"

TG: "Yeah sure", Dave replies, trying to hide the fact that he's staring at her chest. "You look great! You're sooo sexy!"

GG: Jade teleports his shades to her hands, finding out where he was looking at. "Now Dave, that's not very nice. You shouldn't stare at a lady like that, what do you have to say in your defense?"

TG: Dave blushes a bit, realizing that he's probably in trouble. "Ma'am, I wasn't staring. I was just looking at your beautiful body"

GG: "Well, you did choose it. So why don't you try them out?" She says has her shirt vanishes, her breasts in display. "You know, my powers are pretty good, i could give you a pair like this if you wanted. ;)" She was half joking about that.

TG: "Yeah I'm fine without a pair, thanks", Dave says. He moves closer to her breasts. "Can I touch?"

GG: "Well, jeez, let me think.... Maaaybe, it's not like I made them this big, with my nipples bigger that your finger because of you. Just do it, you wimp!!!" She says, looking at him, her legs shaking a bit already, they were pretty sensitive.

TG: He smiles, coming closer. He slowly grabs her breasts and starts playing a bit with them. It feels very soft. He feels something strange in his pants. "Not now!" he thinks to himself. "Wow, they're great!", he says

GG: "ahh~, woof. Dave, do you know my powers let me see space pretty well? Like an X-ray. It helps with making things bigger or smaller. Someone is getting excited!" She says with a small laugh has she closes her eyes and enjoys Dave's cold hand touch on her skin.

TG: He laughs nervously. "Yeah, that happens when a guy meets a really pretty girl. Just like now!"

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GG: "Well, you can use my breasts anyway you want! :). Or my ass. Or just me. Or order me around. Come on Dave, I'm an half dog reality bender, do something!!! You're so tense." She says, still with her eyes closed but focused on his dick.

TG: "Alright, sure. Just one question before I go. With or without condom?" he asks, smiling.

GG: "I got space powers, you won't need one. ;). Go for it!!!" She says, excited.

TG: Dave quickly struggles to get his clothes off. Finally, he's standing in the center of the room, completely naked. "You like what you see?" he asks

GG: "I've seen bigger." She says trying to piss him a bit, has she looks at his body. The muscles were nice.

TG: "I'm big enough. Get on the couch", he says, mildly irritated

GG: She follows his orders with a smile and sits on the couch, her legs spread and her clothes gone. "Like what you see?"

TG: He looks at her body. What he sees is probably the hottest thing he's ever seen. "You said you're half dog, huh?"

GG: "Yeees, but don't worry, I'm still human most of the place. It's just my hears and two teeth, the rest is in my head. Hehe, bark!" She says with a small giggle.

TG: "Well, then you must know what doggy style is? Come on, I want to check that ass out", he says, hoping she'd find his dog-joke funny.

GG: Jade rolls her eyes has she turns around lifting her massive butt and laying on top of her breasts. "There, now do something, these parts are really sensitive you know!!!"

TG: "Wow, look at that ass", he thinks to himself. He slaps it lightly. It's pretty soft. "Right, I'm going in. You ready?", he says.

GG: "Yes, and if the next time you slap it you do it so softly I'm going to turn this position around and hump you!!! Stop being so scared, just do something, I'm melting in weak pleasure here!"

TG: "Alright, alright, I'm sorry", he says. He slowly starts sliding his dick into her pussy. "It's been a while", he thinks.

GG: Jade moans lightly from his trust, but it was still too... soft. "Dave, you said you've been training, stop treating me like I'm made of glass!!!"

TG: "Alright, get ready to be literally fucked up!", he exclaims. He then begins thrusting harder. "Like that?"

GG: "Not bad, but I've had more fun with my toys." She says trying to get some reaction out of him.

TG: "Oh, I'm going to fucking destroy you now", he says, mildly intimidating. He then slaps her on the ass in a hard way and begins thrusting even harder.

GG: "Ah~, bark, finally something" She says, panting a bit has he trusts faster and faster.

TG: He keeps on thrusting, stretching out his hands to squeeze her breasts. "Tell me if there's anything you'd like to do. Another position or something", he says, breathing heavily.

GG: "Just keep trusting!" She says melting into the couch.

TG: "Alright!" He keeps on thrusting. This feels amazing for him. It's like everything he's ever dreamed.

GG: "Do you like my body, DAve. Ah~" She asks him, loosing herself in the pleasure.

TG: "It's the best I've ever seen. You're like, perfect!"

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GG: "Just tell me if there's something else you want. ;) I'll be your dream girl!" She says has she starts feeling something. She wasn't going to last long.

TG: "I'm fine with the way it is. You're my dream girl already he says", hoping he'll not run out of steam.

GG: Jade cums after a few seconds, her eyes rolling back, her body tensing up, has her walls get tighter around Dave.

TG: "You liked it? Want to keep going?" Dave asks, feeling satisfied that he made her climax.

GG: "Yes, don't stop now, big boy, I'm not letting you go for a loooong, long time, hehe." Her grin getting more seductive.

TG: "Alright, I'll keep on going", he says. He begins thrusting heavily again.

GG: "You know, you can use my ass if you want. It's really, REALLY tight, I know from experience." She says, panting again, boy he had some stamina.

TG: "Alright. I hope I'll be able to keep going though", he says, pulling out. That was great. Time to try the second hole. He spreads her ass apart, spitting on her asshole to lube it up a bit.

TG: "Tell me if it hurts", he says, beginning to slowly penetrate her tight ass with his dick.

GG: Jade muscles tense has she awaits with ecstasy. "I hope this isn't a let down. It's just, I can't help it, dog instincts, hehe..." She says feeling ashamed of wanting it so much.

TG: He slides in a little further. It is pretty tight, but he thinks it will widen enough to let him in.

GG: "Ohhhh~, fuck me Dave." She says, not too loud has he gets deeper.

TG: "I will, Jade", he whispers, finally sliding in the last bit. "Here I go", he says as he starts thrusting again.

GG: Oh, fuck, he was so big. Jade starts barking a bit, lost in her pleasure.

TG: The term "doggy-style" just got a new meaning for Dave Strider. An awesome one, at that. He keeps on thrusting, satisfied with her sounds of pleasure.

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GG: Jade keeps going, getting louder, has he trusts back, matching his trust. Her eyes are half open and all she cares about right now is that long, fat dick. Well, her mind was pretty dumb down, right now.

TG: The sound of Jade moaning is enough to keep Dave going. This is going to be a long and awesome day. He slaps her on the ass.

GG: "Bark..!" Jade tenses up, her hole getting tighter. She was going to milk Dave for all he had, and nothing was going to stop her. Even her mind was out for lunch.

TG: Dave feels Jade's hole tightening around his dick. It might be time to try something new at the same time. He takes his right hand of her ass and moves it to her pussy, slowly stroking it.

GG: She trusts back into his hand and dick, her pussy already overfilling with juices ready for another round. Jade starts pinching her nipples, playing with her giant tits, trying to get has much pleasure has she can.

TG: He slowly lets two fingers slide into her pussy. It feels wet, warm and good. "Do you enjoy this?" he asks. What a silly question. He knows she does. Still, can't hurt to ask.

GG: "Bark... yes, god yes." She says softly, has she keeps trusting, her holes squeezing down on both his dick and fingers.

TG: "Me too..." he says. For some strange reason, the barking turns him on.

GG: Dear god, did he just last forever. Not that Jade cared, all she wasnted was to have her holes fucked has hard has possible. Maybe some other holes... "Hey, dave, when you're done, you can try my nipples!" She says, lost in her pleasure, carrying little for logic at that point.

TG: "Thank God, I don't think I can last much longer. Where do you want me to finish before I try out your nipples?", he asks with some relief in his voice.

GG: "Just feel me up anywhere you want, use me Dave!" She says not carrying, just waiting for that feeling of being stuffed, she was going to cum again soon.

TG: "On the face?"

GG: She teleports away, reappearing her face to Dave, has she grabs his dick and starts pumping him has fast has she can. "Has you wish." She says her eyes half closed, big green eyes behind her glasses, not carrying about anything else that the dick in her hand.

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TG: It doesn't take long for Dave to cum. In just a few seond, he's filled with an orgasmic feeling as the white sticky substance sprays all over her beautiful face. "Wow, that was great. You're good at this"

GG: "Thanks." She says has her breasts get bigger again, her nipple reaching the size they needed. her whole breasts far bigger that her head. "Now lets do it again! Bark."

TG: "Okay" Dave begins feeling her nipples. They're pretty hard. It feels really, really good.

GG: Her nipples were large and open. "I can also add milk. If you want, it only takes a moment. :)" Her instinc told her to do anything she could to make Dave happy and she was trying, her moans coming back, the barks too has he feels her big, sensitive nipples.

TG: "Milk? I'm up for that!"

GG: Her breasts start swealing a bit before something starts coming out. White milk, first at a lot steam, little steams of milk shooting out when her boy shacked from the pleasure. "Can I give you big balls too? I love your cum, it tastes so good, I want you to cum buckets next time!"

TG: "Yeah, sure! Your milk tastes great as well. There's this thing I've always wanted to try..." He leans closer to Jade, tickling her nipples with her tounge.

GG: A good flow of milk starts going has he teases her nipples. She used her powers on Dave, giving him balls the size of oranges. "Dave, please, fuck my nipples, I can't wait any longer." She says, a tear of coming out of her face from the intense but still superficial pleasure.

TG: "I've never fucked nipples, but sure..." Dave begins thrusting his dick against her breasts. It feels so awkward and awesome at the same time.

GG: Her nipple quickly tights up, has the milk on the other side starts pressing against his dick, building up inside of Jade, her other nipple sending jets of milk easily.

TG: "This is kinda strange", Dave says. Still, it is pretty cool seeing the milk come out. You understand how she felt when you finished.

TG: He understands*

GG: ((Fuck, I have to go, sorry. :( ))

TG: ((Alright))

GG: ((Bye))

TG: ((It was fun))

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TG: ((Bye))