This is what I believed before I became an atheist:





My God is the right God to worship. My doctrine is also the correct order because it teaches us the shortest way to eternal salvation. My Holy Scripture is the only truth and I don’t need any further proof. My parents passed my beliefs on to me, and I respect their authority and care.





I am sharing my planet with other people from other countries who are taught to worship the wrong gods which means that they are waisting their lives to pray to deities which does not even exist! It’s like worshipping the gods during the day’s of yore, they all just became myths. There are literally thousands of gods which silly ancient people used to worship, little did they know that there is only ONE TRUE God. Historic people who worshipped all those false gods are all obviously burning in eternal damnation only because my God never showed Himself to all those people living in different countries during those days. Either that, or they just never heard His voice in their heads….like I can, or feel Him in their hearts, like I can. Burn, burn and burn, I say. Did you know that those ignorant people will all grow new skin and burn again? I was always warned about that. If only they knew about my God.





There was a time when My God did not really like women, adulteresses, mixed fabrics, gays, shellfish, beards and disobedient children. My God is all different today, nowadays he only hates those pesky gay guys. My God allows a man to have many wives, but not many of us have that because the women complained that they are not allowed to have more than one husband. Could you ever understand these women? My God healed a lot of sick people in His town just to demonstrate that He is the right One. He never really grew limbs for those people who needed them, not sure why not. He also never healed people from other towns and countries during the time because they worshipped the wrong gods, obviously.





It helps to worship the right God. I once lost my car keys and I really prayed hard to my God to help me find them….and lo and behold, suddenly they were right on the coffee table and I could drive to the mall. A miracle! Those hungry Africans who are hidden from the rest of the word are obviously also praying to the wrong god. Had they worshipped my God, then they all would also have cars and drive to the mall at times and meet up with their girlfriends for tea. Easy-peasy.





It really bothered me to know that all those people on Earth who are worshiping the wrong gods will not see eternal life to sit and talk for millennia to my All Knowing, All Present, All Loving God. He will let everyone who don’t believe in Him burn in the eternal flames. Have you any idea just how terrible that will be? He will tell his followers to gauge out people’s eyes, bash babies against the rocks, cut off your hand and other terrible and unthinkable things as He has done in the past. Best is that you read His Holy Scripture and carefully follow His words. It is no longer necessary to slaughter an animal and burn it to let the smoke appease Him. Those days are over now. However, it will be a good idea to memorise His scripture and ask for forgiveness so that you can enjoy His eternal love because without Him we are just worthless rats.





So, now you can see that it is very important that you worship the correct God, the only One, my God.





I always thought that my god was the only true god……until I found out that everyone else feel the same about their gods! The question remains: who’s wrong and who’s right? Some say that the majority is right while others say that the oldest gods are the right ones. There are those who believe that the newly discovered gods speak the loudest while others simply believe in crystals and stuff.





For me as a reborn atheist, it’s just easier to know that I am not being watched from above. It’s a relief to know that I won’t burn for an eternity nor will I need to make small talk to any of the gods for ever and ever in the here-after. Spending time with forgiven serial killers or guys who are commended for flying their plains into buildings with all their virgins, Pat Robinson and the Phelps family is just too ghastly to contemplate. It’s great to be law-abiding here on earth, caring and happy….simply glad to be alive and to make the best of my time here. Just look at a bird. Life is a battle for those creatures but they keep on chirping knowing there are other creatures that threaten their lives, diseases and disasters. Yet, they simply keep going without praying to any of the gods. When you look closely at us humans then you can see the chimp in us, scared, threatened but playful and happy. We like learning new things all the time.I think of myself when I was just a happy little baby, well, until I was introduced to my “loving” god who was watching my every move. I am living life without guilt now that I know that there is no god watching over me and who will only reveal himself/ herself once I’m dead. At least I know that I am not worshipping the wrong god.