by Paula Duhatschek

1. H.R. Superhero

2. Content Ninja

3. Social Media Gladiator

4. Accounting Samurai

5. Twitter Viking

6. WordPress Leprechaun

7. Sales Wizard

8. Operations Genie

9. Supply Chain Hobgoblin

10. Engineering Leviathan

11. Business Development Soothsayer

12. Data Deity

13. Marketing Oracle

14. Digital Folklorist

15. UI/UX Gargoyle

16. Copywriting Banshee

17. Photography Nymph

18. High Priestess of Search Engine Optimization

19. Financial Hippogriff

20. Public Relations Valkyrie

21. Accounts Payable Subdeacon

22. Administrative Succubus

23. Building Security Demigod

24. Eternal Patriarch of Reception

25. Custodial Grand Master

26. Byronic Courier

27. Coffee Monarch

28. Intern, the Great and Formidable (unpaid)

29. Claims Processing Marvel

31. Clerical Omnipotent

30. Temping Maven

32. Vacuum Virtuoso

33. Shipping Numen

34. Customer Service Maestro

36. Doyen of Fry Cookery

37. Whiz-Bang Cat De-Wormer

38. Casual Labor Guru

39. Wunderkind Washroom Attendant

40. Shipping and Processing Laureate

41. Crackerjack Septic Tank Pump Technician

42. Slack Czar

43. Technology Evangelist

43. Editorial Fellow

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