Your mother

I bought this as a gift for your mother. I know how much she likes these, she always tells me she can’t get enough of them. Unfortunately I have to keep buying her new ones because the o-rings aren’t tight enough to withstand the incredibly powerful sucking action she is capable of so they keep ending up down her throat. I bought her a whole bag of these and when I stopped by the other day they were gone. I thought for sure they ended up with the other ones down her throat but to my surprise she said you had stopped by and ate the bag of dicks. Sounds about right, you were always one to eat a bag of dicks.