Tags: dumb skateboard, electric skateboard, gnarboard, stupid skateboard

This is the kind of stuff that drives me insane! WHY DOES EVERYONE FEEL THE NEED TO REINVENT THE SKATEBOARD?!??!!? Also, as a businessman, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND THINKS PEOPLE ARE GOING TO PAY UP TO $4,000 FOR AN ELECTRIC SKATEBOARD??!??! Finally as a car guy, A 75 FOOT DRAG RACE WITH A CORVETTE MEANS NOTHING!!!!! (especially when you don’t even win all of them) There are so many things wrong with this video/product and mainly I am here to point out all the cool stuff you could get with $4,000 instead of an electric skateboard.

#1 A Salty Peaks Shopping Spree. Imagine how far $4,000 goes in a REAL skate shop. The average price for a dope skate setup is about $135-$150. So, you could buy at least 27 full skate setups for the price of one Gnarboard.

#2 1 Month at Camp Woodward Skate camp! Imagine how good you would get with a month of intensive training from some of the best. Your calves would get huge bro and you could drag race a Corvette without the help of a sissy motor!

#3 Well, if you are riding a Gnarboard you are obviously into technology as well as being lazy so why not get a Skate-centric electronics package? With $4,000 you could buy a Playstation 3, a Nintendo Wii, and an Xbox 360 plus all the skate games ever made plus a 70″ 1080p LCD tv.

#4 Finally you could just buy a Jeep. This 1947 Willy’s Jeep not only helped the USA win World War 2, but it will also help you win the heart of a smokin hot lady…or dude, whatever you are into… A jeep offers that wind in your hair experience and you aren’t relegated to riding on sidewalks or a helmet.

If I haven’t convinced you yet, here’s a link to the Gnarboard…