Wowza! As a human, I'm super impressed with this box. I can only imagine what was going through the minds of my four-legged babes. I was able to get a translator to help me pass along their messages, so here ya go:

Rajah, the cat - What is this box my human is opening? Surely nothing good inside. I do enjoy a decent sized box from time to time, but not so much what is inside th.. WHAT IS THAT?! Is that a bed made of boxes?! Hm, what kind of foolery does my human think she's pulling this time? I'll show her. I'll PRETEND to like this bed of box material and then, when she's least suspecting, I'll swat it off the table and teach her a lesson! Yes. That'll show her who's boss. Oh, what is that she's sprinkling on top of the bed? OH NO. DEAR GOD, not the one thing my body simply cannot refuse. Catnip. Oh, sweet baby Jesus cradled in the arms of Mary! Why must I be called to this beguiling aroma? Complete dominance will have to wait. I must mold my entire body to the shape of this box and enter a new dimension. You win, human... this time.

Sheldon, the dog - OMG!! PACKAGES. I LOVE PACKAGES!!! I HOPE SOMETHING IS FOR ME. I THINK SOMETHING IS FOR ME. I CAN SMELL IT!!!! I WILL SCRITCH THIS BOX OPEN UNTIL THE INSIDES ARE MINE FOR THE TAKING!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! TOYSSSSSSS! I LOVE TOYS SO MUCH! FETCH IS LIFE. BALLS? BALLS!!!! I WANT TO PLAY RIGHT NOW! RIGHT! NO- WAIT. WHAT! IS! THAT! SMELL!!!! SMELLS SO GOOD! MY LEGS CANNOT STOP SHAKING. THE EXCITEMENT. IT BECOMES ME!!!! WHAT IS INSIDE THIS ORANGE BAG OF GOODNESS?! sniffs CHICKEN!!!!!! I MUST HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY. I DESERVE THIS. I AM THE BEST BOY! OM NOM NOM NOM IT TASTES SO GOOD!!! WOW THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER. THESE SURPRISES DID ME A HECKIN' DELIGHT! I LOVE MAIL! BEST. DAY. EVER!!!!!

Thank you so much, Santa! These packages really were the sunshine of our week. My fur babes loved EVERYTHING you gifted us. Rajah is completely taken by her new throne and I can hear her snoring from the next room over right now actually! She loves those treats. They're actually some of her favorites, so thank you!! Sheldon hasn't met a toy he doesn't like, so these will make wonderful additions to his play basket. Both of them were into the chicken heart treats, but Sheldon turned into a complete maniac. I should've videoed him while I was opening the bag; his entire body was shaking! Thank you again. :)