STUART — Why were a woman’s private parts exposed in Stuart?

In the words of Bob Dylan, “The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.”

Martin County Sheriff’s investigators on Oct. 12 got wind of the situation after being dispatched to an address on Southeast Isabelita Avenue for a trespassing incident, an arrest affidavit states.

Deputies spied Gloria Havens, 60, in a long fur coat and a hospital gown “yelling in the street at (a woman) for refusing to allow her on the property,” an affidavit states.

Deputies told Havens repeatedly not to remove the coat “due to the hospital gown exposing her buttocks and vaginal region as the wind would blow the gown up.”

But Havens took off the coat anyway, evidently throwing caution to the wind.

According to the affidavit, a neighbor noticed Havens’s hindquarters and private area as Havens walked down the street.

It’s unclear whether Havens was having a second wind or breaking wind.

Deputies didn’t shoot the breeze with Havens.

Instead, they jailed the New Jersey woman on a breach of peace charge.