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The Kingdom is careening toward catastrophe. Meanwhile, the King is cruising seedy taverns looking for likely maidens.



Maybe it's h

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The Kingdom is careening toward catastrophe. Meanwhile, the King is cruising seedy taverns looking for likely maidens.



Maybe it's his incompetence and his weakness for beautiful women dragging him deeper and deeper into trouble. Or maybe it's that he has no other name than "the King".



Either way, he is portrayed as a cross dresser by the Kingdom Crier (the Kingdom’s most popular tabloid). Shortly after, he must defend his castle against a siege, with only his royal fiddler—while attempting to steal his royal fiddler’s girlfriend.



“I stepped into this other world with ease, then started smiling.” — Victoria Twead, author, Chickens, Mules & Two Old Fools



"A fine book that fires on all cylinders.” — Ed Kavanagh, author, The Confessions of Nipper Mooney



“Witty, humorous, fun!” — Marija F. Sullivan, author, Sarajevo Walls of Fate



*Winner* of the H. R. (Bill) Percy Prize, Royal Flush seeks to answer that timeless question: can a man who throws his dates in a dungeon find a girlfriend?



This book was released December 2011.