I'm bringing back this old game because the memories were just too fond to let die. For those of you who do not remember this, this is a thread where one person posts a wish, and then someone else posts something granting their wish, but with a terrible twist like Clavicus Vile! then the person posts their own with in the same post. The wishes can be about anything, except David Carradine, because we should really leave him out of this. So I'll Start!

I wish Paarthurnax could teach me kung fu in my Dovahkiin spare time.