Who would think that the billionaire bard and three-term mayor of New York City, who runs an international media company worth hundreds of billions of dollars and gives away hundreds of millions through various philanthropies is also powerful and well-connected?

Now that the Times is getting into this "power list" thing (albeit a few months late) the paper has this nifty graphic made especially for conspiracy theorists to blow up and glue to the ceiling above their bed. "Stu Loeser is wearing an old-timey hat, which reminds me of the movie Newsies, and some of those kids used bikes, meaning that Sadik-Khan's building more bike lanes, and ohmygod they're in the same SPHERE!"