GENERAL CONFERENCE DRINKING GAME (updated again)

i hope some of you are playing today!

take a “drink” every time a general authority gets up who you’ve never heard of before

every time you suddenly notice they’ve been sloooooowly zooming in

every time the camera pans over a black guy in the motab choir

every time you fall asleep

every time a general authority uses a story/analogy from his childhood

every time a female speaker uses their grandchildren in their talk

every talk about pornography

when uchtdorf talks about aviation

every female speaker with pearls and/or a pastel suit jacket

every time the choir is dressed in something hideous

whenever a general authority dozes off in the background

whenever they have the congregation stand up for a song

whenever monson cracks a joke that makes the whole tabernacle laugh

whenever there’s a speaker whose lips click and smack every time he starts a new sentence

every time you mistake the flesh-colored face mics for some kind of wart

every time the camera pans over someone in the choir who’s actually kind of attractive

every time they cut to a scripture over a classy blue background

when there’s a soloist for the choir songs

if boyd k. packer is still giving talks from his big chair

whenever a speaker cries

whenever there’s a speaker with an accent you can barely understand (or just a foreign accent)

every time a talk makes you cry

every time you get distracted, hear a “jesus christ” or “heavenly father”, and think they’re closing their talk

every time you hear the word “testify”

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