Shout outs to poverty chat and /r/kappa

Important: 6:11 Tommy_resetti: It's not erotic story. It's what I dream this morning

6:14 Tommy_resetti: I left a lot of weird shits out 'cause you guys are impatient.

STORY TIME BEGINS HERE:

Tommy_resetti: Yo god damn I just have the weirdest dream of my life. I am not sure if you guys want to hear it

Tommy_resetti: This is the next level of weird

Tommy_resetti: you still want to hear it?

5:47 Tommy_resetti: Alright it all started when I am driving on a bridge back to visiting my parent.

5:47 Tommy_resetti: There was a shark on the road so I move lane, but when I arrive at the toll booth [there's a fucking toll booth at every fucking bridge in Florida]

5:49 Tommy_resetti: Before I got there, The road suddenly enclosed in cement. I am like, wtf am I suppose to drive straight through the cement.

5:49 Tommy_resetti: But then the cement open like a door and 3 officers walk toward my car.

5:49 Tommy_resetti: It was 1 women and 2 guys, they searched my cars and ask me if I had any thing illegal in it.

5:50 Tommy_resetti: I responded no. I also told them that this toll booth look completely different the last time I was here. They're like "HUE HUE HUE HUE, yeah"

5:51 Tommy_resetti: Out of fucking no where they're like, get back in your car and we'll show you the area. I got in the backseat, the women is driving btw.

5:51 Tommy_resetti: The fun haven't started yet

5:51 Tommy_resetti: This is like foreplay before the penetration

5:52 Tommy_resetti: You gotta get her wet first before you insert your dry penis

5:53 Tommy_resetti: Any way the woman is like, we're going to go by my house. When I got there, she explained that this is a kidnap. She's not really an officer and the 2 guys are her brother. This is where the weird shit begin

5:54 Tommy_resetti: I was like, why the hell do you live in such a shitty place. She's like we have to ration a lot of stuff to just watch the world cup. I'm like I can just give you money and shit if you want. She's like whatever, and OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE, her brother said it's time sis.

5:54 Tommy_resetti: They grope her & told her to suck their dick clean

5:54 Tommy_resetti: I am like WTF IS GOING ON

5:55 Tommy_resetti: At this time in my dream I suddenly become a lolita btw.

5:55 Tommy_resetti: A little girl

5:55 Tommy_resetti: After they sexed her up, she told me she have to leave for some business.

5:56 Tommy_resetti: They're mexican the entire time.

5:56 Tommy_resetti: or Cuban

5:57 Tommy_resetti: Any way, I don't know where the other brother went. I am alone with the eldest one. He begin to grab my tits & rub my pussy like he's fucking DJ GOOTECK

5:58 Tommy_resetti: During this entire time the door was open & the entire neighbor was watching. There was this older women who walked by saying, "You devil. You have been nothing but a curse in this world."

5:59 Tommy_resetti: Then I got a vision, standing behind her was like this evil looking fucking witch.

5:59 Tommy_resetti: The mexican guy begin to insert his penis into my vagina.

6:00 Tommy_resetti: Jesus fuck the thrust was like so strong. It feels like my ass was clenching so hard that it is capable of breaking off a giant carrot.

6:01 Tommy_resetti: My dream suddenly cut back to the sister. She was in the back of alley. There was an asian guy asking her, "Hey lady you want to have a fun time?"

6:01 Tommy_resetti: She, out of fucking no where, turned into this giant alien metallic MEDUSA looking creature. Her back tentacles ripped him in half, and her hands ripped his head off.

6:02 Tommy_resetti: Then it cut back to my POV. I was now in one of those fucking weird hentai where the person that's being rape suddenly have stock holmes syndrome where they enjoy getting rape.

6:04 Tommy_resetti: I was taken to the doctor & they explained to me that my lips are severely swollen and my vagina is REKTed.

6:04 Tommy_resetti: Out of fucking no where, my belly was swollen, and the doctor yelled that I am in labor.

6:04 Tommy_resetti: All of the doctor said I am unable to give natural birth, so they have to do a C-section.

6:05 Tommy_resetti: When they cut my stomach open, this foul looking piece of shit creature, look exactly like the baby from berserk manga, came out.

6:05 Tommy_resetti: The doctor immediately throw the baby in the pressure cooker oven.

6:06 Tommy_resetti: I don't know WTF is going on any more, then this other girl flew in like a super hero, except she look like a sailor moon character or some shit.

6:07 Tommy_resetti: Then now I began to transform into one too. Then we fought the brothers & sister in their "true form"

6:08 Tommy_resetti: Wrapping shits up, the sailor moon group & I turned into these gay sailor scout fighting shits. We finally beat the 2 brother easily. However for the girl, we were caught.

6:08 Tommy_resetti: Her tentacles ripped all of our panties & shirts off.

6:09 Tommy_resetti: I was tightening my pussy so the tentacles unable to penetrate me.

6:09 Tommy_resetti: It finally pushed through, but after it penetrated, I clenched even harder and the tentacle broke off. She yelled with this high pitch scream, and let go the rest of the girls.

6:10 Tommy_resetti: We circled around the 3 monsters & did these magic chanting shits. They were turned into these balls that has human features on them.

6:12 Tommy_resetti: After they were turned into these balls thing, the balls tried to COLLUDE with me saying, "Don't you remember all of that fun time we did together?"