Sigh.



Don't ask me why. I know it's ridiculous. I know it's a stupid plan. I know I couldn't get my players to play it, or play it right, or even for me to run it right.



But...



It crept back into my head again. Super Mario Brothers done at 11 through the "epic" lens. A world where humans are a short race. A world where you're sucked into a place that's Wonderland through the eyes of Conan. A place where a warhammer is the common melee weapon. A place where a gorilla, a plumber, and a mushroom-man sorceror is a common party, fighting off ten foot tall lizard men in large bulky armor, or sky gods, or terrible things living in secret caverns deep in the earth. a game where a standard weapon is something that covers you in flame and allows you to shoot napalm from your hands (screw that "spitball"), and that if you're lucky, you can kill ANYTHING for ten seconds.



Like a plane made entirely of wood. Like a bridge crossing the channel. Like an emperor of San Franciso...it would be so beautiful...