1. Peyton Manning’s QB rating is lower than Blake Bortles, Josh McCown, Jameis Winston, Matt McGloin, Johnny Manziel, Tyrod Taylor and Ryan Fitzpatrick, among many, many others. He’s 29th of 34 quarterbacks who qualify.

2. Speaking of Peyton, he’s been sacked seven times in 2015. That’s three fewer times than he was sacked in the entire 2009 season.

3. The only backs with multiple rushing touchdowns are DeAngelo Williams, Danny Woodhead, Chris Ivory, Carlos Hyde, Jeremy Hill, Karlos Williams and Matt Jones, just like you expected when you drafted your fantasy teams a few weeks ago.

4. Last year’s rushing champ (by 500 yards), DeMarco Murray, is ranked 96th in the league in rushing, behind 21 quarterbacks.

5. Philip Rivers has completed 81.2% of his passes (56-69) so far, a mark that is exactly 10% better than the NFL record set by Drew Brees in in 2011.

6. Surprise! The No. 1 team in total defense through Week 2 is (drumroll) the Washington Redskins. That’s almost as surprising as Northwestern leading all of college football in points per game allowed.

7. Five quarterbacks have five or more touchdown passes: Tom Brady (7), Carson Palmer (7), Marcus Mariota (6), Aaron Rodgers (5), Andy Dalton (5). Those five quarterbacks have combined for 30 TDs and just one interception (thrown by Palmer).

8. Andrew Luck has the worst quarterback rating (58.9) of any starter in the NFL. The next worst is Cam Newton, whose QB rating is 12.4 points higher.

9. Twenty tight ends have more receiving yards than Jimmy Graham, who surpassed his 2015 total of 62 yards in six single games last year. In his first two games of 2014, Graham had 200 yards receiving.

10. Darrius Heyward-Bey has more receiving yards than Calvin Johnson.

11. There have been more missed extra points already this season (9) than there were in all of the 2014 season (8).

12. Adam Vinatieri was third in the NFL in scoring in 2014 with 8.0 points per game. This year he ranks No. 164, dead last, with an average of 0.5 ppg.

13. The New York Jets lead the league with just 17 points allowed. Opponents exceeded that total 11 times last year against Rex Ryan’s team, including in a stretch of eight-straight games.

14. Denver has the fewest offensive yards of any team in the NFL. The team has been in the top four in the category in each of Peyton Manning’s three years with the franchise.

15. Two teams haven’t sacked any quarterback this season: Chicago and Oakland. Meanwhile, two teams haven’t been sacked this season: Arizona and Cincinnati. Take back all your Andy Dalton jokes. TAKE THEM BACK.