1. Some people seem to believe that Johannesburg is a beautiful place.

2. They make ridiculous claims about it being the largest man-made forest in the world.

3. But this makes no sense.

4. Because in reality the place is a practically a desert.

5. Nothing exciting ever happens there.

6. There is literally nowhere to watch sport.

7. And don’t bother trying to find anywhere to play sport.

8. You’ll probably starve to death because there’s nowhere nice to eat.

9. And the hotels are really run-down.

10. The architecture is totes unoriginal.

11. I mean.

12. There is absolutely nowhere to shop.

13. And the bars are super sh*t.

14. The people of Johannesburg have absolutely no fashion sense.

15. Art and culture? LOL.

16. The weekends are soooooooo boring.

16. And there is no public transport.

17. Things are so hectic all the time.

18. You call that sculpture, Johannesburg?

19. You make my eyes hurt.

20. Seriously though. Why would anyone want to visit Johannesburg?

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