We don't have a sorting hat to "slip snug around your ears" but take this quiz and allow us to tell you whether you're a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or a power-hungry Slytherin.

Watch the mystery - you like having to think during the film.

Take your younger siblings with you to watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Go see that action adventure film that you've been waiting months for!

It's the weekend and you've decided to take in a movie. You:

Answer truthfully even though you would probably get teased for it.

Get offended and verbally attack the one who asked the question.

If you were asked an embarrassing truth-or-dare question during a party, you would:

In your expensively appointed rec room with rough stone walls and silver lamps hanging from the ceiling.

If you're staying in and relaxing on a Saturday evening, where would you be most comfortable?

Walk up to the counter and tell the clerk behind the cash register.

Talk to the shoplifter and persuade him that stealing is not the way to live.

While at the store, you catch someone shoplifting. You:

Make whatever excuse you can so you don't have to do it, all the while with disdain dripping from every pore.

Sigh and pitch in to take care of it yourself.

It is time for a family reunion, but no one wants to be in charge of the planning. You:

I'm not normally a violent sort, but there have been times when I've wanted to clock both Malfoy and Snape.

There are so many people that there's no way I could pick just one.

I try to get along with everyone as best I can.

Who would you be most excited to beat up?

Arrange to go on a shopping spree with friends - the more the merrier!

Shop in the most expensive stores - you deserve only the best!

Go to the mall, buy what you need quickly, and then quickly do something else that's actually exciting.

Put it off until next year - your old clothes will manage.

With summer here and your wardrobe needing a refresh, you decide to:

A sneakoscope so I can know if someone is doing something untrustworthy... and then befriend them!

Which magical artifact would you be most excited to have?

Take the time to mock and ridicule your fellow students for their last-minute cramming.

Encourage your friends with kind words about how well they're sure to score.

You are about to take your first O.W.L. and so you obviously:

If you won a $500 shopping spree, what would you spend it on?

Pity the offender - obviously they feel bad about their own self.

You find out someone has been bad-mouthing you behind your back, so you:

You may fall many times, but always stand up!

Pocket the $20 and give the cleaned-out wallet to my sister-in-law as a birthday gift.

Channel Sherlock Holmes to track down the owner based on the wallet's contents and return it.

If you found a wallet with $20 in it, what would you do?

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