

Sometimes we get the heroes we deserve. Sometimes we get the heroes we need. Sometimes, however, we get the heroes we both need and deserve.

Enter “Chad Kroeger” — a designation that cannot be a coincidence since it is also the name of Nickelback’s singer — and his repeated attempts to hijack California local politics.

“Chad” made his most recent appearance at a Los Angeles City Council meeting, pleading with members to walk-back their attempts to ban house parties, which is something they are actually trying to do.

His meandering, and amazing, diatribe simply must be seen to be believed.

“Wuddup council,” he began. “I’m an activist and house party enthusiast. Over the past week I have been in a state of deep despair upon hearing the news that L.A. is trying to outlaw house parties.”

“I am here, determined, to stop this future atrocity.”

It must be noted, though, that the civic-minded partier pronounced “atrocity” as “atroxity,” a fine detail.

“My first introduction to manhood came when the captain of my water polo team, ‘Boomer Kingsley,’ asked me to shotgun a tall can of Bud Light in front the whole squad at his end of the season bash,” he continued. “It was epic and I was super stoked.”

He was cut off before going too much further, but he did add one further detail, noting that he was denied a hook-up with his crush, but he “didn’t care because I was so amped with chugging with my boys.”

That’s when his companion, “J.T. Parr,” stepped up the plate, further demanding that house parties stay legal, also beginning his remarks with “wuddup council.”

“I grew up like most kids, worried I couldn’t bench two plates,” he said. “Then I discovered partying and suddenly all of those worries went to the wayside.”

“I could be at a party and moon people and everyone would laugh, you know, be witty.”

This isn’t the first time “Kroeger” and pals have interrupted these city council meetings.

Earlier this year, he was joined by a friend named “Bodhi”, trying and failing to gather momentum for the city of San Clemente to erect a statue honoring the late actor Paul Walker, star of action movies like The Fast and the Furious.

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