In Germany, the President said climate change was “the global threat of our time” to a less than enthusiastic crowd. He also said: “The effort to slow climate change requires bold action.”

Today, he will announce his “bold action” in a speech at Georgetown University(another speech at another university.) Clearly, the majority of Americans cannot wait to hear it. See:

Okay, maybe not.

But hey, I’m sure that 28% are doing their happy dances right now in anticipation for the big speech.

You may not realize it but this is a very important speech. How many speeches get their own trailer? See:

Isn’t that special? Don’t you just want a nice cold bottle of beer after watching that. Coors! Brewed from “Rocky Mountain spring water.”

It almost makes me forget that the man said this back in January of 2008:

To forget that,however, I would need a couple of bottles of scotch.

Is it any wonder that 70% of Americans are taking prescription drugs?