Let's all imagine for a minute that our favourite mayor and giver of such great entertainment was a snowboarder. What would that look like exactly?

On the podium:

Getting interviewed by Pat Bridges:

Repping his crew:

Aw, look how happy he is shredding pow:

The shot heard around the world:

But upon closer inspection!:

For a while there, Rob and Tom were best of buds. Then everything went south ....

Looking damn serious on his sled:

And of course there was his gangster phase:

He even bro'd down with Lil' Jon:

So sick!

He was able to easily talk his way out of this little olympic mix up:

And went on to great heights in the mainstream fashion world:

But then at the next olympics he went and messed it all up again:

But got on Jay Leno:

Of course there was the year he was injured and stepped behind the camera:

But luckily he was able to heal up and got into big mountain riding:

Good on ya Rob, way to work that shred career!