Jameis Winston isn’t attending the NFL draft in Chicago, so, in what might be a nod to flair and flamboyance or just another reason not to draft him, the presumptive No. 1 pick has a trail of red carpet leading to the front door of the house where he’ll be watching the draft.

At Jameis Winston’s Draft Day party – posing on the red carpet #JameisDraft2015 pic.twitter.com/M4f4OFxSvw — Melissa Y. Kim (@melissaykim) April 30, 2015

Yes, that’s also a massive poster complete with its own hashtag #JameisDraft2015 and velvet rope dividers just in case it gets too crazy on the front lawn.

Look dude, if you wanted all the trappings of elegance that comes with the NFL draft — red carpet, paparazzi photographers, ESPN cameras in your face, drunk Jets fans — then go to the NFL draft. If you want to stay at home, do it up home-style. Go to Publix, get some crab legs, maybe some butter, a few bags of chips, a few containers of dip and some sodas for the kids.

And if you really want to go do the red carpet right, go all the way.