I had a fever and my boyfriend thought the thermometer was a pregnancy test.

#1 This boyfriend didn’t know what a thermometer was



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#2 This guy freaked out over shampoo for dry hair because his hair was already wet



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#3 This guy didn’t know how to brush his teeth



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#4 This guy and a toilet



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#5 This guy never knew you could warm up a shower



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#6 This guy didn’t know that shoe sizes matter



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#7 This boyfriend thought cooking meant you had to burn your hands



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#8 This guy grew up not knowing how to take a bath



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#9 This guy didn’t know how to walk



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#10 This guy never knew not to eat the ice cream cone paper



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#11 This guy didn’t know how to blow his nose



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#12 This guy’s just asking for an explosion



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And finally, this group of guys played darts — with someone’s back as the board.



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