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Donald Trump has lived his whole life in a bubble – ­hermetically sealed in a sphere of privilege, built with his billionaire father’s fortune and inflated by his own self-importance.

But since launching his presidential bid two years ago he has spouted so much poison and hot air he should have asphyxiated in his own little microclimate.

Unfortunately 63 million misguided Americans elected him as leader of the free world, meaning Trump had to swap his personal Eden Project for the White House bubble .

Now this overpowering, noxious fart of a man is poisoning the entire planet, Sunday People reports.

His decision this week to pull the US out of the Paris climate accord is ­breathtakingly selfish and a complete abdication of responsibility.

Trump says he’s sticking to his promise to put America first, claiming the 2015 deal has killed American jobs, will cost billions and has put the US on the back foot. Because money is his oxygen.

“We don’t want other leaders and other countries laughing at us any more,” he spat, “and they won’t be.”

No – they’re too choked with anger at his crass stupidity and weeping for suffocating Mother Earth and the future generations who will suffer.

The American College of Physicians says Trump’s ­actions will reverse decades of hard work on reducing carbon emissions, with “catastrophic consequences for health”.

Trump thinks he can “renegotiate” the deal which was signed by 195 countries, committing to cut greenhouse gas emissions and stop the world overheating.

Yet French President Emmanuel Macron points out: “There is no plan B because there is no planet B.”

Pointedly twisting Trump’s famous soundbite, he said: “Let’s make our planet great again.”

But there is a chance that Trump’s global ­vandalism could become a force for good.

It’s ­already galvanised the governors of California, Washington and New York to defy him and back the Paris accord.

And climate scientists here think he might have helped their cause dramatically.

Chris Rapley, Professor of Climate Science at University College London, said: “My initial ­reaction was shock and horror. But I think he’s done a huge, huge favour. We could not have got more pubicity... that climate change is real.

“Everybody sees he’s a buffoon. He doesn’t understand the science and he doesn’t understand the Paris agreement.

“He doesn’t understand the economics that this is going to damage American jobs and the economy. America is now seen as a laughing stock.”

Now that’s really something for President Trump to choke over.