“Weird Al” Yankovic may have landed his first No. 1 album amid one of the biggest outpourings of press and public goodwill he’s ever seen, but—as any musical artist of the last 30 years will tell you—you haven’t truly “made it” until you’re the subject of a Weird Al porn parody. Fortunately, Weird Al can now officially consider himself a success, with the debut of the “Weird & Naked UHF” photo collection over at WoodRocket.com, who is basically the “Weird Al” of porn spoofs. And it is now quite literally the “Weird Al” of porn spoofs, thanks to this very NSFW gallery based on the movie UHF and ruining the movie UHF.


According to a press release that trumpets the collection as “in what can only be described as one of the strangest, sexiest, and most unforgettable things to ever hit the Internet”—YES, IT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED THAT WAY—the set finds models Lily Bergman and Jessica Dawn doing “sexy parodies of all of your favorite UHF characters.” Naturally, these include a woman in a Weird Al wig and mustache, as well as a Stanley Spadowski grinding against her mop, because this is meant to be sexy.


But it also includes porn versions of Conan The Librarian, Wheel Of Fish’s Kuni, and Raul of Raul’s Wild Kingdom—all of whom you no longer have to imagine as naked women swatting each other with spatulas. Like the song says, they’ve got it all on the disturbing porn version of UHF.




You also wanted to see the scene where comedian Emo Philips seriously injures himself with a table saw rendered as something you could masturbate to, right?




Yankovic has yet to respond directly, though we’re pretty sure this tweet says it all.


Believe it, Al.

