guy: i need to create time to play more video games... i have no time anymore guy (on phone): yes, hello girlfriend. your name is not longer important. we are broken up starting now guy: i need to play games. bye guy: alright, getting there guy: hi, government. yeah. i just hit matt guysmith with a car and he's totally been made dead! guy: yup, cancel everything about him. thanks. bye. guy: almost! now i just gotta get home and it's game time! *at home* guy (playing games): ah yes, the life guy: this is it