What with all the sex scandals in our present-day society, itï¿½s no surprise that toy makers have picked up where Mark Foley left off and come up with the Oozinator, the newest rendition of the much-beloved Supersoaker series. A Supersoaker that, after you energetically ï¿½pump,ï¿½ shoots a goopy, white ï¿½ooze.ï¿½ Gross.

What the hell were the creators of the Oozinator thinking? Maybe itï¿½s just me, but this "children's" toy looks questionable at best, disturbingly perverse at worst.

Looks like something you might find at adult toy store Johns Creek Love Shack.