A student at Marquette University was arrested in Raynor Memorial Library after it was learned he had been spying on female students while engaging in “self-help” activities.

Normally when you read about people doing nasty stuff in the library, it’s townies and old folks who don’t have computers at home. At Gettysburg College where I went, one of the guys who worked at Pizza House would allegedly look at some non-academic websites. There are plenty of other examples of this on the web.

But a student? That’s the white buffalo of arrest stories.

What’s crazy is that this guy was beating it between the stacks while looking staring at people no more than ten feet away from him. Yes, that’s crazy. But it’s also to me that this guy made it through the whole school year of doing weird sh*t and then he goes and gets busted a couple of days before the year ends.

A GUY GOT ARRESTED FOR MASTURBATING IN THE LIBRARY HAPPY FINALS WEEK MARQUETTE pic.twitter.com/a9foC6VFkF — Ⓜ️arie (@MarieCrowe10) May 12, 2016

Glad to know Marquette is full of upstanding humans who know how to properly utilize a library. — AK (@spasticbrown) May 12, 2016



We have no idea if these are the girls that he was staring at, but you can’t knock the confidence these women have if they’re posting the fact that they were.