If only advertising was this truthful! In honesty, the billboard actually said “Makes your band sound better” which I still found hysterical however I think my version

Truth in advertising

Those of you old enough might recall this hilarious Dudley Moore movie where the ad guy decides to go ahead and “tell the truth” in ads. Here are a few of my favorite “truth in advertising” ads from the movie.

Metamucil: It helps you go to the toilet. If you don’t use it, you’ll get cancer and die.

Paramount Pictures presents ‘The Freak.’ This movie won’t just scare you, it will fuck you up for life.”

Porsche. It’s a little too small to get laid IN, but you get laid the minute you get out!

Jaguar. For men who’d like hand jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.