Exalted 3e writer Robert Vance reports that a fellow kitten vandalized his notepad yesterday, damaging the contents of over zero pages. When interviewed about the attack, Vance said, “Words of guidance for aspiring writers: Do not leave your notes where your little sister can find them. They are merciless.”

The following photo depicts the crime scene. Be warned: it is not for the faint of heart. Do not show this to small children!