The second question. It reads:

"On the secondth day of Christmas, a Doctor said to me, "Why thou hast come to see me?"

And with a swift manoeuvre of my soft blade, I replied to thee; "Why to replicate the sky squiggly and wavy? What is that I see? I am not one to hear clearly, but my dementia doesn't prevent me to see, what terrors lies in front of me!"

Now, now, who would I be?"

This one took me a few minutes to figure out. Almost certain I got it right, with the answer of Vincent Van Gogh.