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A long and wildly held theory has been confirmed today.

The theory, that curly hair is in someway more sexually attractive to women has been vindicated in a landmark day for science.

More commonly expressed as ‘Curls Get The Girls,’ the theory was given weight after a local League Of Legends enthusiast confirmed it today.

Levi Davids, a 27-year-old curly-headed bachelor from Betoota Heights spoke to us about his groundbreaking verification of the phrase.

“I’m surprised anyone’s shocked,” laughed the young man who may one day be the focus of a smash hit podcast.

“I thought everyone knew that ladies love luscious locks with a bit of pizazz in em.”

Davids explained that if you needed any more proof in the pudding, then he can just show you a record of his promiscuity.

“I’ve done my fair share of swooning this year,” chortled the fedora enthusiast.

“I mean I don’t wanna name names or anything like that, but let me tell you, I have a had a few steamy encounters.”

Davids then told us that he laughs at the kids at school who used to give him shit about his hair.

“Levi you curly head fuck they used to say! Jokes on them. I work in IT and romance beautiful women now” the man who often goes to dinner in cotton track pants and joggers said.

“Also why was one of your reporters following when I went down to Lake Betoota the other night?” he asked.

Our reporters declined to comment before cutting the interview off.