There is no way to describe my secret santa rather than in one way: Badass.

So badass that they managed to call down one of the worlds greatest badasses: Richard Phillips Badass Feynman.

That's right. He's in your Quantums, and stealing your women. To give an idea about just how cool he is, he even takes Nash down in this dramatic re-enactment: http://xkcd.com/182/

So having obviously poured over my life history, gone back in time, talked to me years earlier before I had even heard of reddit to avoid arousing suspicion, quizzed my family, and run several universe simulations to see what would be the most amazing gift for me this christmas, my Secret Santa has found the perfect book to give to me: Six Easy Pieces.

It even has a picture of a penguin on the front. You don't get cooler than that.

You may be thinking "Man shigawire, all I got was a box full of benjamins, and here your secret santa has already blown that away. There couldn't possibly be more in there"

And you would be wrong. Because my Santa went out and lovingly crafted my very own ORANGERED FRISBEE! Having noticed that I have an awesome small child, SS wasn't going to let her miss out on the fun. This christmas is going to be full of flying fun and outdoor adventures! (Picture of small child attached, not yet knowing what flying contraptions wait within).

What I thought that noone on reddit could possibly know, but my SS has obviously found with their AWESOME INTERSTATE MIND READING SKILLS is that my daughter and I love playing Uno together. We haven't had a chance recently because I don't own a deck, but NO LONGER! Because my Secret Santa has descended down from the realms of AWESOME to add a pack in there as well!

Now most Santas here would just let it be. Having already made the fun times entirely awesome, they would sit back, and revel in the real-life karma that is so justifiably theirs. But not this Santa. Oh no.

Because just to top it all off, they've added in a beautiful soft leather pencil case. Let me tell you, this is not some cheap plasticy pencil case. This thing would be perfectly at home carrying over five million dollars of fine cut diamonds. It speaks of craft and elegance beyond the dreams of any mere pencil case. But open it up I did, and found that it contained full, pencil length crayons of every colour of the rainbow.

Why? Why such opulence? To complement of course the sketchbook enclosed with it, personalised already with my username by SS's own hand.

Someone must be cutting onions around here, because I am crying tears of pure joy.

One last item, a passing of the mantle if you will, was a santa hat. I daresay it may even be the same santa hat my SS was wearing when they sent a picture from a throw-away to let me know my gift was coming. I only hope that I can live up to your example.

Thank you Secret Santa. None of the above is tainted with any sarcasm or irony. You have brought happiness to my day in a way I did not think it was possible for a stranger to do.

You are awesome.