A new viral map making the rounds online asks a simple question: Which state is your state’s least favorite state?

And, according to Los Angeles writer Matt Shirley’s findings after polling his 320,000 Instagram followers, New Jersey doesn’t just hate New York (bunch of elitists), Pennsylvania (do they really need that much space) or Delaware (best state to drive through without noticing). No, we hate “everyone," voters says.

Yep, Colorado hates California, Texas hates Oklahoma and we hate literally anyone who isn’t from this weird little pissed-off country of a state.

This isn’t exactly a scientific poll — Shirley only heard from about 2,000 of his followers, he says, and he creates funny charts like this pretty much every day on Instagram (this one was posted Friday) — but is he wrong? Two thoughts here:

1. We should be awarded for our lack of inter-state discrimination. We hate everyone equally, and that’s just fine.

2. Have you heard how everyone else talks about us? People from New York, Connecticut, Pennsylvania and Delaware all said they hate Jersey the most. What’d we ever do to all of you beside be great at everything (minus the manners, traffic and property taxes).

But hey, at least we’re not Florida who said they hate themselves more than any other state. No comment.

Bobby Olivier may be reached at bolivier@njadvancemedia.com. Follow him on Twitter @BobbyOlivier and Facebook. Find NJ.com on Facebook