PM: Right, we've got you now! Peta, get the name of the notetaker. There are going to be personal consequences right here, right now!

Ms Credlin: It's the official notetaker, Prime Minister. Takes down the minutes. She has the highest security clearance. Right up to waterboarding.

PM: Ah. Hmm. Better give her a sweep with that wand of yours anyway, Peta. Can't be too careful. Now, what's on the agenda?

Peta: You were going to read the Riot Act, Prime Minister.

PM: Exactly. It is my duty under the Unlawful Assemblies and Processions Act (1958) to here declare that Our Sovereign Lady the Queen doth strictly charge and command all manner of persons here assembled immediately to disperse themselves and peaceably depart to their own homes. God save the Queen.