David Guetta: So this looks cool, right?

Photographer: Oh totally.

David Guetta: It doesn’t look like I’m in this weird scha-winggg type pose?

Photographer: Not at all. It looks boss.

David Guetta: So it doesn’t look like an invisible hand is pulling me up by my boner?

Photographer: What? No. You look totes cool.

David Guetta: Ok so you sure it doesn’t look like I’m trying to pee out my butt?

Photographer: I’m telling you man, you look totally relaxed. All the kids hang out like this these days. Trust me.

David Guetta: (to himself): This is a mistake.