Maybe this will get Donald Trump’s attention. Okay, probably not. He’s too focused on coming up with outside-the-brain-box solutions, like injecting disinfectant into COVID-19 patients.

x Body bags in front of Trump DC hotel pic.twitter.com/XNQoMZcs3Q — Scott Dworkin (@funder) April 23, 2020

Normally, I’d follow up with an appropriate measure of snark, but this says it all, doesn’t it?

Well, no — actually this says it all:

But, hey, who’s counting? Wake him up when the Dow approaches 50,000. Maybe then he’ll start to care about his job.

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