So it’s that awkward time of year where most couples feel a gun-pointed-at-your-head-type obligation to celebrate their accumulation of love in one way or another. Whether it be a candlelit dinner surrounded by a herd of couples looking each other deeply in the eyes or a hyperomantic bubble bath at home, couples will do what they can to live up to mainstream society’s expectations of a loving couple on that one mysterious mid-February day we call Valentines Day.

If you’re like most of us, you just realized that Valentines is less than a week away and that you have nothing remotely special planned, asides from the usual Netflix and Chill. One way to make up for a lack of romantic intuitions is to show up with a gift that will invoke both laughs and kisses. Luckily for anyone in the U.S., Amazon Prime can ship pretty much anything to your doorstep in just two days’ time. Not a Prime member? So what, take advantage of their free 30-day trial for this tacky occasion.

To guide you in your search for the perfect Valentines Day gift for your lover, we compiled a list of 13 cool gifts for her or him on Amazon that will make you look prepared for the big day: