Make sure to triple wash your greens after buying them from your local grocery store.

Bizarre footage from a Kroger supermarket in Stone Mountain, Georgia, shows a woman laying horizontally on top of fresh produce and appears to be 'bathing' it in.

The unidentified woman takes the lettuce and rubs it on her legs and necks while spewing what sounds like a confession.

'I was about to steal, I'm a starving a** b****', she says while reaching her foot up and resting it on greens.

She continues to say: 'And I'm black as hell. And my baby is black.'

Bizarre video shows a woman laying horizontally in produce at a Kroger supermarket in Stone Mountain, Georgia

A Loss Prevention officer tries to awkwardly get the woman down. She's heard saying 'I was about to steal. I'm a starving a** b****'

A Loss Prevention officer at the supermarket is seen in the video awkwardly trying to get the woman down. 'Ma'am, ma'am, get up, stop,' he says to no avail.

The person who posted the video said in the caption: 'I just witnessed a woman slap two random people in Kroger for no apparent reason.'

They added that the woman immediately started to scream 'rape and abuse' and then ran and jumped into the produce.

The officer gives up and looks around as dumbfounded as most people are when watching this bizarre situation.

Comments from YouTube users insist drugs had to be involved for the woman to act this outrageously. As of now, her identity remains unknown.