If you woke up tired, you need more sleep. If you woke up drooling on your desk, you need a new job. If you woke up with a headache, somewhere in clarke quay, with dried mee goreng stuck to your face, you probably need answers, and a drink. Why not this product, huh? It's got potassium and b vitamins. Now, get your mojo and pretend that night never happened...except it did and the evidence is probably all over facebookTM by now.

I read this story when I got back to my house after finishing my morning run.