12/29/2014

Not to be confused with John's Donuts, John's Diner, John's Coffee Shop. This is not us. They are them. We are pancakes. Went here with Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon on the season finale of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. Don't let the pancake in the name of the restaurant fool you. Nothing more on that; just don't let it fool you. Don't confuse this with Uncle John's Flapjacks. This is not them. We're not Uncle.



The reason I like this place, which is what I told Jimmy, is "What you want in a pancake is to have the consistency of young human flesh." We were detained after paying check. Any kind of pancake you can think of! (If you don't think too hard.) I like the pancake with strawberry goo on top. It's a pancake with strawberry goo on top. Try their crepes. Which is a pancake rolled over with strawberry goo inside. How creative. Try their Hawaiian pancake. Comes with pineapple on top. Anything Hawaiian comes with pineapple. Try their Hawaiian burger. Guess what's on that?



Don't confuse this place with Johnny's Griddle Cakes. We are not them. They sell griddle cakes (which are pancakes) and are named Johnny's which is a friendlier John. Not Us! Don't worry about the lines. Think of this as the DMV with pancakes. Sometimes called Mr. John's Pancakes House. The Mr. is for when you want to treat pancakes with dignity and utter respect. Don't confuse this place with Juan's Hotcakes. That's an Internet site I had blocked for nasty images. Although I did confess to Jimmy here that I had sexy underwear on. That's 5 stars right there in my book.