Sarah Sparrow is a muscular, flabby and thoughtful housekeeper from the hood. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Marvin Pigeon, a hot, tall woman with a passion for playing the piano.

Sarah takes an instant disliking to Marvin and the malicious and spiteful ways she learnt during her years in Scotland.

However, when a zombie tries to burgle Sarah, Marvin springs to the rescue. Sarah begins to notices that Marvin is actually rather intelligent at heart.

But, the pressures of Marvin's job as a author leave her blind to Sarah's affections and Sarah takes up golf to try an distract herself.

Finally, when tactless lawyer, Jenna Humble, threatens to come between them, Marvin has to act fast. But will they ever find the frantic love that they deserve?