Wait. NOT Peyton Manning?

UNINFORMED SMACK ::

Ole Miss. The University of Mississippi. Home of Archie and Eli, but not Peyton Manning. Does that piss y'all off? That Peyton went to Tennessee? Had to have pissed y'all off. If it didn't, well laugh at my stupidity for bringing it up.

Let's get informed. WIKIPEDIA! What's "Hotty Toddy?" Do they likes to party? Cause trouble? Bother anybody? Let's go to the translation.

Are you ready? Hell yes! Damn right!

Here the person or group asks themselves to confirm the fact that they are indeed ready to either participate in or observe a football contest. The vigor with which the response is given indicates that the person or group has been anticipating this moment for some time and is beyond prepared to trample whoever is in their path.

Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty. Who the hell are we? Hey!

The participants, likely drunk from a concoction mixed in a large bathtub by a man with a 5' beard wearing only overalls with one strap snapped, are spouting gibberish. In a moment of mass confusion, they simultaneously wonder aloud what has happened and who they are. Suddenly, as if prompted by God, all participants remember something.

Flim Flam, Bim Bam. OLE MISS BY DAMN!

Roughly translated from Redneck to English, "flim flam, bim bam" means "I can't possibly believe we have forgotten who we are. We should stop drinking this fermented pig urine every day because it's rotting our brains." The crowd then celebrates their knowledge of who they are by yelling it, by damn.

Let the school that doesn't have gibberish in their fight song cast the first stone. Hullabaloo, caneck caneck. Chigarooarem. No, we won't fit in this conference.

Bo or Barry, guys? Which one are we getting? I think you should stick with Bo. Look at the hair. The chin, slightly up as if to say "sup, bro?" in an intimidating manner. He's got a football. He means business.

Prediction: Ags 42 - Ole Miss 30

Johnny Kitty-Savior Football (JKSF, it's gonna catch on. Shut up, it will.) has another monster day in his first SEC away game. The Ags show up with Damontre' Moore pulling the bus from the airport to the hotel from a rope in his teeth while doing curls with two Geo Prisms in each hand. Bo gets the start for Ole Miss, but quickly exits because Damontre' has messed up his hair for the last time today. Kevin Sumlin adopts JKSF's (I'm making this happen) feline. Sumlin loves the kitty.