SPARK: "Good game so far. Let's see... I'll bet five reds.

PORTAL: "The ENrichmENT centER rECognIZes the OFFer on the TAble, and fINds it accEPTable. DesPITE this, the MANageMENT would like to ofFER a continUaTION bet: FIVE reds, as WELL as TWO reds and A blue. InCIdentALLy, the comBINED monEY on the TAble now excEEds the budGET of [subject hometown here]."

ALPHA: "Aiyaiyai! What kind of hand is this?! Five's usually my lucky number, but this is TERRIBLE! Ohh, fold, fold, ai-yai-yai..."

GIR: "Five? Er... nope, sorry! Go Fish!"

BENDER: "Heheh, good call, Johnny Five! I don't think you're gonna get very far, anyway. I'm like packin' a total Royal Flush here! Anyway, call."

HAL: "Something seems illogical. If you truly were packing an unbeatable hand, would it not make sense to go All In instead of to merely Call?"

BENDER: "Eh, what'cha talkin' 'bout? I ain't showin' you my cards."

HAL: "Bender, I'm afraid you can't do that."



Now I wanna do Poker Night at the Inventory style comments with these guys. This is just so much fun!