Greetings, mortal! Welcome to the home of Bite Me!, the foremost vampire French Revolution graphic novel farce. Check out the New Readers page for an introduction, or…

This comic was originally created by yours truly between 2000 and 2004; you can find out more about its history here.

It’s appropriate reading for ages 9 and up because it contains depictions of bloodshed (don’t worry, it’s nobody we like), accidental hanky-panky, werewolf ankle-biting, and extreme chicken aggression.

Along with this free-to-read online version, you can buy the book in a beautiful anniversary print edition that includes footnotes, guest art, and an exclusive 11-page story!