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Here’s a synopsis of this long ass story in the Providence Journal.

A Warwick Christian rock musician “pastor” lady is going to jail for officiating the marriage of a 13 year old and his 13 year old girlfriend and then getting him charged on fake rape allegations when the boy wouldn’t do what she told him to do

Kelly Shannon is going to jail for five years, but doesn’t have to register as a sex offender, even though she had kiddie dick porn on her phone

It began when she met him through the church, and the kid said he missed red flags when he was 13 and she had him marry another kid, and then told him who he could be friends with

The kid’s mother realized something was up when she took his phone, this yodeling cougar snuck him a new one, and his Mom ended up finding it and getting a restraining order on her

This crazy bitch then told the kid that she was gonna make up a lie to have him arrested if he didn’t tell his Mom to get rid of the restraining order

The RO wasn’t lifted so she got his 13 year old “wife” to lie about being raped, forcing the kid to wear an electronic bracelet, he couldn’t be around kids unsupervised, and couldn’t play sports

This happened five years ago, and the girl who she got to lie about being raped ended up recanting her story and telling the cops that this psychopath adult made her lie, and then forced her to have sex with other boys

The yodeling cougar took noodz of the girl bride and then used the girl’s Facebook account to send them to other boys who would then send her back kiddie dick pics in return, because the boys thought they were talking to another teenage girl

In some of the messages the yodeling cougar would tell the boys she was gonna blow them, while pretending to be the girl, and then instructed the girl that she had to fulfill these promises

Cops got a warrant for the yodeling cougars phone and found kiddie boner galore

Despite all of this she still won’t have to register as a sex offender

Her stupid album is available on Amazon

Look at this Miss Piggie looking hefalump.

I don’t trust anyone who’s into Christian rock. The Stanley brothers cult in Uxbridge has forever ruined that genre for me.

The whole thing It’s weird and fake. If there’s really a God there’s no way in Hell he wants us to communicate himself through your shitty bootleg country music.

And just to illustrate how fucked up these people are, she was arrested for possessing kiddie porn four years ago. If any of my friends got caught with kiddie porn that would be the end of our friendship. But this woman’s posting pictures with her husband on Facebook and people are leaving comments like nothing happened.

Meanwhile, she’s traumatizing a 13 year old boy and girl, by forcing one of them to send noodz and blow dudes, and accuse the other one of raping her. No big deal, just completely ruining their lives and costing long lasting scars that will never go away. Fuck each and every one of those people who commented on those posts and treated this woman like a normal person instead of the monster she is. Good thing she didn’t have to register as a sex offender. It’s almost as if there’s two separate standards for men and women when it comes to sexual offenses.

This woman is a psychopath. Read this blog written by her neighbor to get a window into her madness. Or just read all the comments on this rabbit hole of a post from 2015.





According to her neighbor she used to completely ignore her autistic son, locked him out of the house, and eventually sent him off to a home so she could work on her music career. She also cancelled a family vacation to Disney World so she could do a show.

Fuck these queefs too.

Check out her Facebook page. This is how she dressed her daughter when she was 12 (in 2013).

They were priming her to be a pop star. Imagine your parents made you be in videos like these?

Awful.

You can see on her page that she clearly invests all of her time into this girl while ignoring her special needs son, who clearly is special needs.

Meanwhile, instead of taking care of her son she’s getting professionally done pictures in Nashville.

Then there’s her cuckhold husband, who actively promotes the daughter’s album.

And for Christmas he brags about getting his wife’s shitty album under the tree.

Why isn’t he in jail too? There is no way in hell he didn’t know what his wife was up to. I would guess she pegs him just by looking at him, which leads me to believe he is a complete pushover who stands by and does nothing as his wife ignores their special needs son, solicits child porn, ruins the life of a young boy, and forces a girl her daughter’s age to have sex with multiple boys.

Have fun in jail Miss Piggy.

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