Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Fans booed QB Andrew Luck after word leaked mid-game Saturday that he was retiring: “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t hear it. Yeah, it hurt.” Lenny Dykstra, who sold his home in Linden, N.J., after the community complained about his lifestyle, handled his exit a bit differently, telling his neighbors to “go f–k themselves.”

Returning to Miami on Tuesday. Lost with the Phillies there Sunday when Bryce Harper was out on paternity leave. Reds are in and Luis Castillo gets the ball. He was pounded for eight runs two starts back against St. Louis but rebounded nicely, limiting the San Diego Machados to one run over six strong. The Marlins’ Caleb Smith provided numerous quality starts earlier in the year, but his August line reads: 1-3, ERA 5.66 and a dozen walks. Assuming no one goes out on paternity leave, we will take the Reds for 10 units.

Cards rode a six-run second inning to an easy 12-2 win over the Brewers. Yadier Molina and Paul DeJong with homers. We scored but we’re still down -822 williemcgees.