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Finally, after nearly 2 years of putting it off, Anika Chougule has bitten the bullet today and cancelled her gym membership.

Signing up in a post-breakup whirlwind a couple of years ago, the young city worker from Betoota Heights admitted to The Advocate today that she hasn’t exactly gotten bang for her buck.

“I did sign up with the best intentions,” she sighed a short time after making the long-awaited phone call to her local overpriced franchise gym.

“I even paid all those bullshit card and membership fees for the privilege of paying them 30 bucks a week for something I used once a month.”

“But now, the time has come where I can no longer be naively ambitious about my intentions to head to the gym.”

“I can’t promise myself next week, because it simply can’t happen, rather than simply won’t happen,” she laughed.

Chougule then explained that she also wanted to make the most of the opportunity to dodge the significant cancellation period.

“They can’t provide me with a service now, so I’m off the hook.”

“Doesn’t matter if I probably wasn’t going to use the service, they can’t provide it even if I wanted too. So that’s the end of that.”

“I made the call, they tried to put it on me but I stood my ground and told them it was over.”

“Finally.”