NEW YORK – We received stunning news from a young mother living in the downtown area of New York. According to the report, the mother was proud, shocked, fearful and amazed, all at the same time. She reported that her ten-month-old son had started cleaning his cot after one very fateful night.

‘I was there in my room, with the baby in the cot behind me, watching Jordan Peterson lectures on my laptop. Suddenly I felt a noise come from behind – which was odd as I had put the baby to sleep.

When I turned back, I – I cannot forget what I saw! The baby was standing up, completely straight. His hands were clicking away like lobster claws. Then, without a pause, the baby began to wipe the whole cot with his nappy and straightened out his sheets,’ admitted the flabbergasted mother.

‘He even gave me a blanket to cover myself up.’

She went on to say that this had become a regular habit.

‘We have started to show the baby popular clips of Jordan Peterson. It really makes cleaning the room so much easier! The only problem is that he has started to demand equal pay.’

The most recent reports state that the following week the infant had begun wearing a suit, cleaning his room and talking in a deep voice. He is scheduled to meet Jordan Peterson on February the 30th.

– DISCLAIMER: The above article is a work of satire and fiction and in no way attempts to depict events in real life.