A celeb sneer-quoting “president”? Delicious.

That’s no way to curry favor with the Hollyweirdos who bowed at the altar of President Boyfriend last night (and every night). But Kelly Osbourne doesn’t care.

https://twitter.com/KellyOsbourne/status/405214288219881472

As Ozzy Osbourne’s daughter, Kelly knows a thing or two about rock-star treatment, and she’s had it with Obama inconveniencing the little people so he can hobnob with high-rolling West Coast donors. There’s not even a smidgen of swooning over the celebrity president in this rant.

I am so moody over this! I have been at work since 6:30am my dogs are trapped In my house because Obama wants to party for campaign $ ? — Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) November 26, 2013

Dear @BarackObama please can I go home to feed my dogs & go to bed I promise I pose no threat to you. I just want to go home ? — Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) November 26, 2013

I come from a county of real royals and they don't even pull this shit for the Queen! — Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) November 26, 2013

Bam! How often does someone in the entertainment industry tell Obama he’s not a “real royal”?

Ok now people are street fighting this is too much all people want to do is go home! — Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) November 26, 2013

I am 1 block away from my house and they won't even let me walk home! The president is at a party 2 fucking miles away! — Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) November 26, 2013

Even the mayor of Beverly Hills ps I had no idea BH was big enough to have a mayor regardless they won't even let her go home! — Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) November 26, 2013

Officially been trying to drive 1 block home for the past 2 hours! — Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) November 26, 2013

At least Osbourne found an upside to Obama’s elbow-rubbing keeping her dogs from eating.