SHIP OF FOOLS



The Republican Party is on the verge of self-destruction. It’s always been a marginal party, but its unity—the unity of the bourgoise, was always been inviolate. Ronald Reagan’s dictum of not “speaking ill” of other republicans is now null and void.

Today, the GOP has more egos than a bag of cats, and the candidates are cheesy, vacant ego-trippers and all they have in common is a lack of scholarship and wisdom. I’m looking at Trump, Bush, Cruz, Santorum, Fiorina, Rand, Walker, Christie and Huckabee.

Let’s look at the signs and charts of this contentious bunch. As a group, they are top-heavy with fire signs. Three of them are Leos, and two others have Mars in Leo, and one has a stellium in Leo. That’s a lot of self-serving royal bullshit for one stage to carry. There’s an undercurrent of the worst elements of Sagittarius, everyone telling their hero’s tale, without any of them actually being heroes. Then there’s the Aries creep who is holier then thou. There’s even a lone Libra party hack, a bottom feeder at the bottom where he belongs.

The Leos are just blowing other people’s money, hoping to be the King, or, in the case of Carly Fiorina, the Queen of the jungle. Fiorina is the hysterical female, serial liar and (Trump was right!) horse-faced hag, the boss you never want to have. Like a lot of female CEOs, she just gets the left-overs and oversees failure. The men condescend to her and sneer at her behind her horrid face. She’s too enamored of herself to know, like the evil witch in the mirror.

The other two would-be fat Leo cats are Christie and Huckabee, both of them about to pop like balloons as their total ignorance and lack of showmanship belies them, and their sins catch up with them.

Chris Christie is the deluded “fat crook from Jersey” who thinks he’s a romantic movie star. He tried to out-bully Trump but just came off as a creepy wife-beater. He’s stolen federal money and imbedded himself into a clique of corrupt politicians that goes all the way to the top–to Crime Boss New York Gov. Cuomo. The silly Christie thinks that he’s safe as long as Cuomo’s safe. Yet he’s probably going to be indicted as a sacrifice to save the Taurus Cuomo, a mafia goon who can pass for politician. Both of these parasites will have to be taken out of office in handcuffs or on a gurney.

Mike Huckabee is the faded bible-thumping preacher who looks like he’s having sex with the children of the congregation. With his stance on same sex marriage, he’s got to be covering up a sex problem. His Leo and Libra Moon just has too much sexuality attached to it. He’s a salesman who wants to also own your soul. He’s got a nice-guy pancake makeup veneer he’s been cultivating for years to cover up his antediluvian ideas. He’s achieved the Christian moralist brand to hold on to the wackos and to quell his libido and disguise his starfucking.



Ted Cruz, the slimiest of them all, is a Sagittarius tyrant with a sissy Virgo Moon that only augments his grease-ball, crowd-pandering patter. The combo just makes him a spineless sycophant. Like his twin-in-infamy, Joe McCarthy, Cruz could also be gorging himself in a secret sexual banquet of underage kids. He certainly talks to voters that way, as if he was seducing children into his van. “Do you want some candy, little boy?”

Rand Paul is only in the race because of his Dad. He’s a complete failure and a clown, with a head of phony hair, the face of a frog, and the ridiculous vanity of an aging Casanova. He actually is too blind to see his own redundancy. His mixture of Capitalist-toady and horny libertarian is stuck in a time warp, harking back to his erstwhile mother-in-mania, Ayn Rand. He’s starting to look like her son.

Rising to the top, however, as if even the tea baggers are sick of the high hat, are the Earth signs, Taurus Virgo and Capricorn.

Donald Trump, the leader, and the bull in the china shop is a Taurus with Ophiuchus Moon. He’s indestructible, and the more people try to corner him, the more magical bon-mots he comes up with. Nothing they says can hurt him, because he has Capitalism on his side. He speaks for Capitalism, as if to personify its best and most durable quality, the ineffable power of money. You can’t quarrel with him because he’s right about what he says: Capitalism, to survive, must transform into its crazy doppleganger, Fascism. People will vote for Trump because there is no other way to restore the past than to suppress the lower classes. Like all demagogues, he picks on the weakest and most indefensible class—the immigrants, the Jews or Blacks of today’s collapsing economy.

Jeb (!) Bush is a Capricorn, with a Sagittarius Moon. This might have been better for him if it had been reversed. The Cap Sun just makes him a insufferable bore, and the Moon and his privileged upbringing have turned his Sagittarius into a liar and lap-dancer. In fact, Bush has his Mars and Venus in Pisces, the sign of what Trump senses to be a pussy-man, his bitch. Trump will whip Bush’s ass and Bush will like it. The establishment, old-money GOP is behind him, so he may survive in spite of being even dumber than his half-wit Gemini brother, George.

Then there’s Ben-jamima. Ben the mysterious Virgo. (“How can a Black man get so stupid?”) He may have an inner burn if his Moon is is Aries, but more likely his Moon is in the feminine and passive-aggressive Pisces. He’s a small town pimp and prima donna, lording over his medical practice like a self-righteous demigod. He’s the bic-lighter of GOP candidates, and is just window dressing. The trouble is, he doesn’t seem to know this.

Who’s the ugliest of all? Uglier than Christie, Fiorina and Rand Paul combined? Why, it’s the flip-flopping Scott Walker, the union-busting great white hope who was supposes to electrify the billionaires. If Trump wasn’t such a misogynist, he would have picked Walker to be the least likely to win on looks. Not to mention his resemblance to a donkey and premature pattern hair-loss. Not many people have noticed that his bald spot resembles the mark of Cain. Scott Walker is proof that the middle of the road is where the road kill is.

Did I forget anyone? who cares.

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The end of the GOP in 2016