let’s start off with explaining why it’s not ok to release a shitty Omake( or anything similar) and excuse it by saying “ it’s not part of the story”

first of all, this is from Mashima himself, what he does to his characters, whether they are inside or outside the main story, WILL leave an impact ( negative or positive ) on the fans

second of all, you are a writer, you want to be a great part of history, so when people go back and read your works they get inspired, how will people feel looking back to this Omake? should be your concern

last of all, have respect for your characters and audience for God’s sake, don’t lower your character to selling object and don’t make your fans feel like they’re mindless toys who accept anything given to them as long as you provide them with “ship moments” or “sexy moments” and anything similar

in other words, I will make a full rant on this without limiting myself by saying “it’s just an Omake”

note : translation is from @/mynameista2 ! thank you, please check them out from here : http://mynameista2.tumblr.com/post/145944872106/fairy-tail-stone-age-translation

first, let’s analyze the chapter’s cover

the biggest section is given to Erza, and by the look of it, she is the villain

the second largest section is given to Gray and Gajeel, which indicates that they are either with the villain or that they are friends with the main protagonist in this Omake ( which is the case )

the two characters with full body art are Natsu and Lucy, Natsu is shown wearing clothes very similar to the clothes he wears usually, Lucy is wearing an even skimpier clothes than what she usually wears, Natsu has a pose indicating that he is a hunter and has his usual personality, Lucy has a very sexual pose showing as much as possible, her facial expression gives us a hint that she would be a damsel in distress or in trouble.

Natsu is shown having the same pose that he had on the cover, which makes me more worried about Lucy

Gajeel is here, which makes it very obvious that he didn’t die, it’s only a matter of time until he comes back to life with the most BS explanation

a guy walking into a girl in a shower/lake wooooow so original !! I can’t wait to see more originality

I guess Mashima has been studying boobs anatomy from Dead or Alive very well

oh Goodie ! a first person view ? Mashima really wants those horny teenagers to project themselves here…. BTW this looks rapey

boobs are not jelly

So apparently, Men and women never met, which is a bit stupid ? then how did they reproduce ? and how come they never met ? they basically are near each other ? and why do they worship their testicles ? why ? wut ?

so what happened ? they waited for her to dress or what ?

Mashima must really respect Lucy as a character

Keep an eye on freed and Alzack, I’ll mention them later

the respect is blinding my fragile eyes

yes, because all men are horny fucks

yes keep hammering this “ joke “

this is too OOC for Laxus

why didn’t Gajeel and Gray get a boner ? Yet they get it later with Juvia and Levy ? THEY KNOW NONE OF THE GIRLS SO WHOM IT IS SHOULD NOT MATTER

so the girls arrive, you see Bisca ? that’s the last of her

Wendy is the only good thing about this Omake

a Gaj//evy moment

how did the spears not melt ?

and how did that not drown the girls as well ? wasn’t levy next to Gajeel ???

So you came wearing an armor, just to take it off when you start to battle ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Gaj//evy again

*sigh* wtf is this pose ? and is Juvia’s underwear ripped ? or is it just my imagination ?

anyways this is Gru//via

and ? Elfman and Mira ? why wasn’t it Evergreen ? I guess their ship isn’t popular enough same goes with Alzack and Bisca

amazing perspective shot ! it shows us a lot of her personality

is this suppose to be charming ?

Natsu checking out Lucy’s personality

speaking of Lucy’s personality, what was her personality in this chapter ? oh yeah weak, sad and bland the only thing Mashima focused on is how sexy she is

and then this happened, BTW if you didn’t notice Mashima seems to be inspired by Prison School when making this.. especially this scene

I also went ahead and checked if he ever posted anything from prison school in his twitter, he did

wow getting inspired by prison school and dead or alive Xtreme, definitely makes good material

anyways Natsu and ONLY Natsu’s dragon balls scared the girls away leaving Lucy behind

Natsu then owns Lucy like some kind of animal

again with the first person view, gotta make sure those otakus enjoy the self-insertion

BTW how did Freed get defeated ? isn’t he into men ? I guess it doesn’t matter

cause “Love” is a romantic thing that only happens between men and women who are sexy

worst Omake yet, it’s nothing but gross porn and harassment and stupid morals

this Omake is TRASH and by trash I mean trash is actually better than this Omake, at least trash doesn’t disrespect anyone

this Omake gets

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-Mod Turtle