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By David Futrelle

In case you missed this horror when it appeared on Reddit last week, here’s an ingenious “solution” for incels oppressed by having non-porn-star sized penises.

Any by “ingenious” I mean “so utterly repulsive it may destroy your last remaining shred of hope for humanity.”

In a post on the Incels.is forums with the seemingly innocuous title “Dick Quotas,” a dude calling himself Mainländer announced what he called “a genius idea to make society and the sexual market fairer.”

Prepare yourself.

We all know being a dicklet sucks and foids will ridicule you for it, and most men want to fuck JBs [jailbaits], so why don’t we make the AoC [Age of Consent] dependent on the guy’s dick size?

[inwardly screaming]

If your cock is 3 inches or less, the AoC is 12 for you.

If your cock is between 3 and 4 inches, the AoC is 13 for you.

If your cock is between 4 and 5 inches, the AoC is 14 for you.

If your cock is between 5 and 6 inches, the AoC is 15 for you.

If your cock is between 6 and 7 inches, the AoC is 16 for you.

If your cock is between 7 and 8 inches, the AoC is 17 for you.

If your cock is 8 inches or more, the AoC is 18 for you.

In addition to everything else that’s fucked-up about this tweet — underage girls aren’t prizes to be given out to men to compensate them for their alleged penile shortcomings — it’s based on a bizarrely pornified notion of what counts as a small dick. The average penis size is between 5 and 6 inches, and most cis men have penises somewhere in or near that range. Only a tiny percentage of men dicks that are 8 inches long or larger. And most women don’t give a shit about dick size. This is just an excuse for Mainländer to fantasize about underage girls.

Everyone wins.

Yeah, everyone except the UNDERAGE GIRLS YOU’LL BE RAPING.

In case you’re wondering, Mainländer isn’t some teenager or drive-by troll. He’s posted more than 14,000 comments on Incels.is, and describes himself as being older than 30. (One commenter in the thread refers to him as a man in his 50s.)

No jokes this time. It really seems like this open pedo shit is becoming more common on Incels.is, with an increasing number of incels convinced not only that they’re oppressed by adult women refusing to have sex with them but also because they can’t have sex with underage girls.

Incel forums are toxic in pretty much every way it’s possible to be toxic. These guys aren’t venting. They aren’t providing support for one another. They’re turning themselves and each other into even worse human beings every day they spend on forums like this. And making themselves ever more miserable and bitter in the process.

H/T — r/IncelTears

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