YOU HERE FORAN ABORTION TOO ?

YEAH, I DISCOVEREDA FEW DAYS AGO

I WASN'T BLEEDING OUT MY KOOZ,SO I GUESS I'M KNOCKED UP.

IS THIS DOCTOR ANY GOOD ?

MRS... GARRISON ?

OH, THAT'S ME.

HELLO, DOCTOR, IT LOOKS LIKEI NEED AN ABORTION.

AN ABORTION ?

YEAH, I'VE GOT ONEGROWING INSIDE ME.

NOW, ARE YOU GONNASCRAMBLE ITS BRAINS

OR JUST VACUUM IT OUT ?

IF YOU WANT, YOU CANJUST SCRAMBLE IT

AND I'LL QUEEF ITOUT MYSELF.

MR. GARRISON--MRS. GARRISON.

MRS. GARRISON, YOU CAN'THAVE AN ABORTION.

DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT I CANAND CAN'T DO WITH MY BODY !

A WOMAN HASA RIGHT TO CHOOSE !

NO, I MEAN YOU'RE PHYSICALLYUNABLE TO HAVE AN ABORTION

BECAUSE YOU CAN'TGET PREGNANT.

BUT I MISSED MY PERIOD.

YOU CAN'T HAVEPERIODS EITHER.

YOU HAD A SEX CHANGE,MR. GARRISON,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVEOVARIES OR A WOMB.

YOU DON'T PRODUCE EGGS.

YOU MEAN... I'LL NEVERKNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

TO HAVE A BABY GROWINGINSIDE ME

AND THEN SCRAMBLE ITS BRAINSAND VACUUM IT OUT ?

THAT'S RIGHT.

BUT I PAID $5,000TO BE A WOMAN.

THIS WOULD MEANI'M NOT REALLY A WOMAN.

I'M JUST A, I'M JUST A GUYWITH A MUTILATED PENIS.

BASICALLY, YES.

OH BOY, DO I FEELLIKE A JACKASS.