A security guard at a yeshiva in Midwood was forced to deal with a disruptive drunkard yesterday, according to several reports. And deal with him he did.

A video posted to Mediatakeout's Facebook page shows a diminutive, belligerent man outside Yeshivat Shaare Torah yelling a racial slur in the face of the security guard, who, not unlike Jimmy Stewart in It's A Wonderful Life, realizes that there has been a run on Fucks in his Fucks Bank and therefore there are no more Fucks to give.

Naturally, a few people had a problem with how this security guard ejected the man from the school (and some used phrases like "hip hop and urban culture" in their arguments—James? Where are you now when we need you?). But Shaare Torah's headmaster, Richard Altabe, explains to CBS2 that the man "looked drunk and agitated," had no reason for being in the building, and was cursing loudly, frightening the students. When the guard moved to eject him, "he responded by pushing our security guard, and our security guard felt threatened and did the right thing."

"[The guard is] beloved by our children, our children support him, love him," Altabe says. "The fact that he was able to stand up for us in our time of need really, really showed us what his true strengths are."

After a Wednesday like that, James might need a raise.

[via The Yeshiva World News / The Sweet Hand Of Justice]