Came home to a gigantic package (giggity) sitting on the front porch today. Whatever could it be? Inside, lots of brown paper and a hilariously puny manila envelope. But! Gasp! Secret Santa, could it be?

AND THEN: said manila package proved to contain a most beautiful, shiny placard to that most glorious of glorious American football team, the Green Bay Packers.

AW YISS.

Beloved heirlooms were immediately ripped from the wall and the Packers plaque hung high for all to see.

Thanks, Secret Santa! Now all shall know that this apartment is a haven for all Packers fans. There's gotta be at least six of us, here in the depths of Pats country.

EDIT: I jumped the gun! SORRY SECRET SANTA. Today, package #2 arrived! This time, a delightfully squishy Boo, and a mug decorated with a frolicking 1800's rendition of my weirdo dog breed! How on earth did you find schipperke swag? Your Amazon skills are unparalleled, sir!

BEST. SECRET SANTA. EVER.