If you’re planning to support a Libertarian candidate for U.S. Senate this November, Ann Coulter has a message for you. The conservative columnist would like to end your life.

Her latest column is a “to-do list to Save America” or some such nonsense. In it she takes shots at John McCain and Rand Paul, and then begs everyone to donate money to Scott Brown’s senatorial campaign in New Hampshire. What?

Apparently, it’s all about control of the U.S. Senate, the single most important thing in the world to Coulter. And the biggest threat? Somehow, it’s Libertarians.

“The biggest current danger for Republicans is that idiots will vote for Libertarian candidates in do-or-die Senate elections, including Kentucky, Kansas, North Carolina and Colorado,” she writes. “When we’re all dying from lack of health care across the United States of Mexico, we’ll be deeply impressed with your integrity, libertarians.”

She then ends her column with this: “Which brings me to my final assignment this week: If you are considering voting for the Libertarian candidate in any Senate election, please send me your name and address so I can track you down and drown you.“

Coulter is a miserable clown who makes her living by lobbing these kinds of outrageous bombs out there. And I guess by writing about her column, I’m playing right into her hands.

So here’s an idea, if you want to send Coulter your address so she can come and kill you, consider doing it via the Federal Elections Commission. Make a donation to Robert Sarvis for U.S. Senate in Virginia, and then Ann will be able to look you up via the campaign’s FEC reports.

In case you were wondering, Ann Coulter lives at 242 Seabreeze Ave in Palm Beach, FL. The 52-year old’s home is pictured above, in a photo taken from Google Maps Street View.

Please don’t go there and drown her or anything like that. But if someone in Palm Beach wanted to leave a bag of dog poop on her doorstep, that might be pretty funny.

Or perhaps stick an Adrian Wyllie for Governor sign on her lawn.