Recap: Aliens gave Irwin a visit, allowing him to read their futures. Irwin learned that on their planet, he is considered a legend. Irwin tried to make friends with the stray cat that is always visiting, and though he made some progress, the cat still wound up running away. After work one evening, Irwin noticed a beautiful woman standing on a bunch of unraked leaves.

Irwin was flabbergasted by the beauty of this woman. Her golden hair seemed to shine even in the moonlight. He swallowed a gulp of nerves and approached her. She smiled, as if she had been watching him this whole time.

He cleared his throat and held out his hand. “Hello, I’m Irwin Thrones, nice to meet you.”

The woman raised an eyebrow and seemingly flashed him a seductive look. “Serena Durwood,” she responded.

Irwin nodded silently, unsure of what to say next.

“Are you one of those gypsies?” Serene asked, pointing to the van behind him.

Irwin turned and stared at it for a moment. “Oh, well, uh, I do work there, but I’m a psychic.”

She crossed her arms. “A psychic, eh?” She let out a laugh. Irwin hung his head a little, knowing she probably wasn’t taking him seriously, just like the rest of Moonlight Falls. Serena shook her head and lifted his chin. “I happen to find psychics very sexy.”

Irwin started to open his mouth to say something, but Serena leaned forward and planted a kiss on his lips instead. Irwin’s heart jumped and his adrenaline started pumping. He didn’t even know this chick and here she was, kissing him right out in the open.

Could this be the start of something amazing for Irwin?

Nope.

Not a minute after Irwin’s surprise kiss, this odd-looking fellow with tiny faerie wings stomped up to the two of them and shot a look at Irwin that let him know he was absolutely furious. Irwin looked down at his hands and saw a wedding ring. His eyes then traveled to Serena’s.

Yup, she was married. This dweeb must be her husband.

So continues the tale of Unlucky Irwin.

“What the hell, Serena?!” Mr. Tiny Wings cried. His voice was loud and thundering, much deeper than Irwin was expecting.

Serena rolled her eyes. “Geez, Rick, I don’t know what you’re so worked up about, I was just getting my future read.”

“Like hell you were! I saw you! I saw you place your mouth on this filthy hippy’s!”

Irwin was taken aback by the statement. He started to defend himself when suddenly, the marital spat turned into a shouting match.

When Rick was finished yelling, he took a step back to take a breather. Irwin felt a little bit of his Daredevil trait kick in, so he walked over to Serena and started making fun of her husband, directly in front of him. Serena laughed as Irwin told joked about his tiny wings and his messed up face.

Irwin figured Rick wouldn’t do anything, he didn’t look like much of a fighter. Plus, he called him a hippy. He was really just asking for trouble from Irwin.

Rick shoved Irwin away from his wife and slapped her across the face. Irwin’s eyes widened and he felt anger welling up within him. Sure, he didn’t know Serena and she sure as hell wasn’t available to date, but slapping your wife across the face was uncalled for.

“Hey, buddy! What the hell do you think you’re doing?” Irwin shouted.

Rick pointed at Serena. “What the hell are you doing?! You kissed my wife!”

“You slapped your wife!”

“She’s MY wife, I can do whatever I want! Besides, this is none of your business!”

Talking wasn’t settling this and it was apparent Rick was in no mood to change his ways, so Irwin just tackled him.

The two wound up in such a heated brawl you couldn’t see anything except for the dust they were kicking up from the ground. Irwin was going to teach this man a lesson!

The fight seemed to last hours, when in reality it was really only a few minutes. Before a victor could be decided, the two men paused punching each other to look around for a moment.

Serena had left.

Rick started calling her name. Irwin looked down at his clothing and noticed how badly beaten up he was thanks to Twinkle Toes. Sure, he could try to finish the brawl to teach him a lesson, but it looked as though the longer the fighting went on, the worse off Irwin might be. Plus, perhaps it wasn’t a good idea to assume he knew everything about their marriage anyway…

While Rick was calling out for his wife, Irwin changed out of his work clothes and ran as fast as he could back home.

As soon as Irwin was home, he shed his clothes and went straight to the bathtub. He began contemplating the life he had made for himself in Moonlight Falls. Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all? Nothing has been going his way, and after the fight with Rick Durwood, how was he ever going to build up a good reputation? Was he just disgracing psychics everywhere?

The next morning, the stray cat returned and let himself inside the house. It appeared as though today all he wanted was a playmate, so Irwin let the cat chase him around the yard for awhile before he returned to wherever it was he came from. It was a nice start to Irwin’s day, especially after the week he’d had.

Once Irwin received his paycheck, he spent it on a telescope. He wanted nothing more than to see those aliens again. What other futures could they possibly hold that Irwin could warn them about? He could be potentially saving an entire race just by informing them of what’s to come! If only they would return…

Boy, this stray cat has turned out to be Irwin’s only friend in this entire town. On each rainy day, he would show up seeking shelter. Irwin was happy to oblige.

Really, the only time the cat would leave at this point was whenever Irwin attempted to bathe him.

On the first night of Winter, Irwin heard strange noises outside. He opened the door to find no one on the other side. In his peripherals, he could see some flashing lights. Could it be his alien friends?

Irwin grabbed his outerwear and rushed outside to where the lights were coming from. He looked up at them in awe, as he had never seen the underside of the aliens’ spacecrafts before. He waved his arms.

“Hey! I’m here! You can come out now!” Irwin smiled, anticipating a new alien would come out and ask for a read.

…it seems the aliens had something else in mind today.