We’re two steps away from seeing a commercial during Raw that goes like this:

“Ever wonder what your favorite WWE Superstars and Divas do during a PISS BREAK? Now you can watch as the award-winning WWE Network takes you BEHIND THE PORCELAIN at the private piss breaks of your favorite WWE Superstars and Divas! SEE Roman Reigns race to finish the New York Times crossword puzzle:



[Clip of Roman reading a newspaper on the John.]

ROMAN: “Hmmm…nine letters, asserting both capability and certainty. I CAN. I WILL.”

[Flushing sound effect]

Now you can get a glimpse into one of the maybe five remaining minutes of unfilmed private time a week that WWE Superstars and Divas still have left.

[Clip of Lana standing angrily outside of a port-a-potty waiting for someone to come out.]

LANA: “RUSEV!!!!!!!!!! FLUUUUUUSHH!!!”

It’s WWE Best of the Restroom, airing this Wednesday on the award-winning WWE Network right after the special “3 hours of clowns hitting each other in the nuts with cream pies set to a soundtrack of cartoon sound effects!” episode of Monday Night Raw.