In addition to responding to letters from the fools who write to Entertainment Weekly and People , I'm happy to answer letters from readers (and if those readers happen to be fools as well, so much the better). Want to know if it's possible to grow weed in zero gravity? How to always get an edge at casino blackjack? Whether you should invest the kids' college funds in sorghum futures? I don't have a clue about any of these subjects, but I'll do my best to make some shit up. E-mail me at huskerdude70@yahoo.com. Or don't. To be honest, I really don't care.

