Texas towns haven't fared well in a few of our past rankings, having been included among the Fattest and the Drunkest U.S. cities. But this time is different. When we calculated national nookie rates, several Lone Star State cities came out on top. Maybe they took our previous rankings to heart—you'll have more sex if you sober up and slim down.

Of course, without surveillance equipment it's impossible to know precisely how much sex people are having. So we looked at condom sales (Nielsen); birth rates (state health departments); sex toy sales (Pure Romance andbabeland.com); and, for when either the condom or common sense fails, rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis (state health departments).

Overall: 1st = Most sex-happy, 100th = Least sex-happy

Other Statistics:

Condom Sales: 1st = Most

Birth Rates: 1st = Highest

STD Rates: 1st = Highest

Austin, TX

Overall Ranking: 1st

Condom Sales: 1st

Birth Rates: 15th

STD Rates: 23rd

Dallas, TX

Overall Ranking: 2nd

Condom Sales: 5th

Birth Rates: 6th

STD Rates: 25th

Columbus, OH

Overall Ranking: 3rd

Condom Sales: 13th

Birth Rates: 22nd

STD Rates: 15th

Durham, NC

Overall Ranking: 4th

Condom Sales: 18th

Birth Rates: 9th

STD Rates: 27th

Denver, CO

Overall Ranking: 5th

Condom Sales: 7th

Birth Rates: 20th

STD Rates: 19th

Indianapolis, IN

Overall Ranking: 6th

Condom Sales: 41st

Birth Rates: 11th

STD Rates: 12th

Arlington, TX

Overall Ranking: 7th

Condom Sales: 5th

Birth Rates:16th

STD Rates: 54th

Oklahoma City, OK

Overall Ranking: 8th

Condom Sales: 34th

Birth Rates: 10th

STD Rates: 20th

Bakersfield, CA

Overall Ranking: 9th

Condom Sales: 12th

Birth Rates: 3rd

STD Rates: 48th

Houston, TX

Overall Ranking: 10th

Condom Sales: 10th

Birth Rates: 8th

STD Rates: 50th

Billings, MT

Overall Ranking: 91st

Condom Sales: 85th

Birth Rates: 77th

STD Rates: 87th

Reno, NV

Overall Ranking: 92nd

Condom Sales: 73rd

Birth Rates: 75th

STD Rates: 99th

Buffalo, NY

Overall Ranking: 93rd

Condom Sales: 94th

Birth Rates: 98th

STD Rates: 51st

Hartford, CT

Overall Ranking: 94th

Condom Sales: 90th

Birth Rates: 93rd

STD Rates: 68th

St. Petersburg, FL

Overall Ranking: 95th

Condom Sales: 99th

Birth Rates: 100th

STD Rates: 55th

Manchester, NH

Overall Ranking: 96th

Condom Sales: 76th

Birth Rates: 97th

STD Rates: 98th

Charleston, WV

Overall Ranking: 97th

Condom Sales: 100th

Birth Rates: 91st

STD Rates: 85th

Yonkers, NY

Overall Ranking: 98th

Condom Sales: 89th

Birth Rates: 91st

STD Rates: 88th

Burlington, VT

Overall Ranking: 99th

Condom Sales: 96th

Birth Rates: 99th

STD Rates: 97th

Portland, ME

Overall Ranking: 100th

Condom Sales: 95th

Birth Rates: 95th

STD Rates: 100th

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