me: *hugs and won't let go of luna* don't cry luna, everypony loves you

Luna: no!!! We wish to go back to the moon!

me: *gasps* luna don't say that! That's not true! Rainbow Dash is just a dimwit...

Dashie: Yeah I'm just a dimWHAT?!?!?!?!

me: can't you see that we want you to go away*comforts luna*?

Dashie: Fine you losers!!*clops away*

me: there there luna. Dry your eyes love <3