AMC

Mad Men creator Matt Weiner and the cast of his hit AMC advertising series have mastered the art of saying something, but revealing a whole lot of nothing. As have the people who write the show's episode descriptions. Just try matching the Mad Men episode descriptions with their titles to see how good they are.

Pour yourself an old-fashioned, because you're going to need it as you get increasingly frustrated each time you see the words "friend," "past," "trip," or "news." You've been warned.