1. "OK, so you're probably going, 'Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?' But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."

Starring Cinderella as Cher and Jasmine as Dionne.

If you think about it, Cinder-Cher's problem with '90s guys and their sloppy dress sense is only because she's holding out for PRINCE CHARMING. More on that later.

2. "She could be a farmer in those clothes."

With Ariel as Amber, and Snow White, Belle, and Tiana in supporting gym class roles.

3. "Hans, why don't you put your arm around Anna?"

With Anna as Tai, Hans as Elton (Hans is SUCH an Elton), and Pocahontas as Summer.

4. "Why do you care what he thinks, Aladdin? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures?"

With Aladdin as Murray.

5. "Oh, no. You don't understand, this is an Alaïa!"

If only Cher had been able to leave behind ~her glass slipper~ and not the designer coat.

6. "*SCREAMS*"

Coincidentally, this is exactly what happened when Dionne drove a magic carpet for the first time.

7. "Man, this party is ragin'."

8. "Hercules had a thing for Tony Curtis so he brought over Some Like it Hot and Sporadicus."

With Hercules as Christian.

Herc is such a gym queen, it's worth noting.

9. "I am totally butt-crazy in love with Prince Charming."

With Prince Charming as Josh, because what is Paul Rudd if not Prince Charming?!

10. "As if. I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky."

And with Kristoff as Travis.

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