Background Pony #1DB1

Life of a D&D alchemist:



Step 1. Stockpile flammable substances in hundreds or bottles.



Step 2. In all encounters throw said flammable vial grenades at everything



Step 3. Roll 1 to missfire and wipe the entire party including yourself in a flamy death



Step 4. Reroll an alchemist again and repeat step 1-4.