Physics Major Playing the Long Game With Attractive Classmate by Never Acknowledging Her Existence

Avoiding the beautiful gaze of classmate Julie Weber by generally looking downward pretending to be admiring the tiled pattern of the floor, physics major Dylan Lynch was seen by eyewitnesses playing the long game by making sure to never even acknowledge Weber’s existence. Lynch reportedly never smiles, talks to, or even makes eye contact with Weber, hoping maybe in a couple years to make first contact with her. He hopes to slowly win her over with his lovable, genuine personality he currently spends all his effort to hide.

Knowing that what all girls desperately desire is continual, complete disregard to their existance, Lynch tries to limit the amount of time facing the gorgeous classmate so as to not arouse suspicion of his feelings. Reports indicate he restricts interaction with her to stalking her on Facebook, where he can see exactly seven profile pictures and twelve cover photos mostly consisting of inspirational quotes and sunsets in various cities. At press time, Lynch could only choke on his own saliva and gaze at his ankles when Weber asked him to scoot his chair in so she could walk behind him toward an open seat next to her friend.