Be it resolved that the Springwater Corridor:

Has become overrun with homeless campers

Is unsafe after dark (and possibly daytime as well)

Is a haven for stolen bicycles and bike chop shops

Has been turned into a zone of litter and gigantic trash piles

Is a highway for drug trafficking and stolen property

Is a redoubt for prowlers, thieves, burglars, and other criminals

Has been forgotten by Portland Police Bureau

We, the citizens of Portland, Oregon are petitioning Amanda Fritz, Commissioner of Portland Parks and Recreation, to rename the stretch of the Springwater Corridor within Portland City Limits, to the Dumpwater Corridor. This name more accurately reflects the image and current conditions of Portland's popular linear park and bike commute highway.