Posted on October 18, 2012

Romney Addresses 67th Annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner

Mitt Romney speaks at the 67th Annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner on Wednesday night in New York City. The following excerpts are of some of the jokes he told.





Romney: I was hoping that President Obama would bring Joe Biden along, because he'll laugh at anything.



Romney: We were chatting pleasantly this evening as if Tuesday didn't happen.



Romney: Usually when I get invited to gatherings like this, it's just to be the designated driver.



Romney: We're down to the final months of the president's term.



Romney: I have my beautiful wife Ann, he has Bill Clinton.



Romney, referring to St. Peter, says skeptics will say "if you've got a Church, you didn't build that."



Romney says Obama's new campaign slogan is "you're better off than you were four weeks ago."



Romney: The president's remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion.



Romney says headlines will say "polls show Obama leading from behind."