WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHINGA LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT TONIGHT INSTEAD OF OUR NORMAL THING WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT BACK ANDENJOY SOME HOLIDAY SONGS ! AND IF YOUDON'T LIKE IT WELL... I GUESS YOU CANSUCK MY TINY LITTLE BALLS. SO LET'S START OFF WITHA FESTIVE HANUKKAH SONG SUNG BY MY FAVORITE JEWISHPERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. OKAY IKE,YOU'RE MY LITTLE BROTHER, SO I HAVE TO SHOW YOUHOW TO CELEBRATE HANUKKAH. THIS IS CALLEDA "DREIDEL". YOU SPIN ITAND SEE WHERE IT LANDS AND YOU SING THIS SONG: ♪ I HAVE ALITTLE DREIDEL ♪ ♪ I MADE IT OUT OF CLAY ♪ AND WHEN IT'SDRY AND READY ♪ ♪ WITH DREIDELI SHALL PLAY ♪ ♪ OH, DREIDELDREIDEL DREIDEL ♪ ♪ I MADE YOUOUT OF CLAY ♪ ♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL ♪ WITH DREIDELI SHALL PLAY ♪ HEY, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ? OH, HEY CARTMAN ! WE'RE PLAYING DREIDEL,YOU WANNA TRY ? SURE ! ♪ HERE'S ALITTLE DREIDEL ♪ ♪ THAT'S SMALL ANDMADE OF CLAY ♪ ♪ BUT I'M NOTGONNA PLAY WITH IT ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE DREIDELS'FREAKIN' GAY ♪ HEY, SHUT YOURMOUTH, FAT-ASS ! ♪ JEWS... ♪ PLAY STUPID GAMES ♪ JEWS... ♪ THAT'S WHYTHEY'RE LAME ♪ ♪ DREIDEL,DREIDEL, DREIDEL ♪♪ JEWS... OUT OF CLAY ♪♪ I MADE YOU♪ PLAY STUPID GAMES ♪ DREIDEL,DREIDEL, DREIDEL ♪♪ JEWS... ♪ WITH DREIDELI SHALL PLAY ♪♪ THAT'S WHYTHEY'RE LAME ♪ WHAT'S GOING ON ? OH, IT'S THATHANUKKAH THING. IT'S SO AMAZING. YOU SPIN THISTHING ON THE GROUND AND IT GOES'ROUND AND 'ROUND I COULD WATCHIT ALL DAY. LET ME TRY ! ♪ I'LL TRY TOMAKE IT SPIN ♪ ♪ IT FELL,I'LL TRY AGAIN ♪ ♪ OH, DREIDEL,DREIDEL, DREIDEL ♪♪ I'LL TRY TOMAKE IT SPIN ♪ ♪ I MADE YOUOUT OF CLAY ♪ ♪ DREIDEL,DREIDEL, DREIDEL ♪♪ IT FELL,I'LL TRY AGAIN ♪ ♪ JEWS... ♪ DREIDEL, I'LL TRYDREIDEL, TO MAKE IT SPIN ♪DREIDEL ♪ ♪ PLAY STUPID GAMES ♪ I MADE YOUOUT OF CLAY ♪ ♪ JEWS... ♪ DREIDEL,DREIDEL,DREIDEL ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHYTHEY'RE LAME ♪♪ WITH DREIDEL IT FELLI SHALL PLAY ♪ I'LL TRY AGAIN ♪ JEWS... ♪ DREIDEL, I'LL TRYDREIDEL, TO MAKE IT SPIN ♪DREIDEL ♪ ♪ PLAY STUPID GAMES ♪ I MADE YOUOUT OF CLAY ♪ ♪ JEWS... ♪ DREIDEL, IT FELLDREIDEL, I'LL TRY AGAIN ♪DREIDEL ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHYTHEY'RE LAME ♪♪ WITH DREIDELI SHALL PLAY ♪ HELLO BOYS ! HI MOM ! OH HOW PRECIOUS ! YOU BOYS ARE ALLPLAYING DREIDEL ! NOW, YOU KNOWTHAT DREIDEL IS A TIME-HONORED TRADITIONFOR THE HEBREW PEOPLE ! YES, WE KNOWMRS. BROSLOFSKI. IT'S SO VERYINTERESTING ! ♪ NOW WHEN YOU WANT...TO MAKE THE DREIDEL SPIN ♪ ♪ YOU KNO-OOOW...OUR PEOPLE ALWAYS WIN ♪ ♪ KEEP SPINNING ONE,TO MAKE THE DREIDEL SPIN ♪♪ JEWS...PLAY STUPID GAMES ♪ ♪ YOU KNO--OOOWOUR PEOPLE ALWAYS WIN ♪♪ JEWS... ♪ THAT'S WHYTHEIR LAME ♪ OH, HI DAD ! HELLO, EVERYBODY ! SAY, CAN IJOIN IN ? SURE ! ♪ I HAVE ALITTLE DREIDEL ♪ ♪ I MADE ITOUT OF CLAY ♪ ♪ AND WHEN IT'SDRY AND READY ♪ ♪ WITH DREIDELI SHALL PLAY ♪ EVERYBODY ! ( all singing their parts )♪ COURTNEY COX,I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO HOT ♪ ON THAT SHOW ♪ OH, DREIDELDREIDEL DREIDEL ♪ ♪ I MADE YOUOUT OF CLAY ♪ ♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL ♪ WITH DREIDELI SHALL PLAY ♪ ♪ COURTNEY COX,I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO HOT ♪ ON THAT SHOW DAD ? ♪ COURTNEY -- HUH ? WE'RE SINGINGABOUT A DREIDEL. OH, SORRY. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THISLATER, GERALD ! ♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL ♪ I MADE YOUOUT OF CLAY ♪ ♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL ♪ AND WITH YOUI SHALL PLAY ♪ ♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL ♪ I MADE YOUOUT OF CLAY ♪ ♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL ♪ AND WITH YOUI SHALL PLAY... ♪♪

BUT NOW FOR OUR NEXT SONG,HOLD ON TO YOUR BOOTSTRAPS 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TODESCEND DOWN INTO HELL ! ( sobbing & singing ) ♪ OH TANNENBAUM,OH TANNENBAUM ♪ ♪ WIE GRUN SINDDEINE BLATTER ♪ ♪ OH TANNENBAUM,OH TANNENBAUM ♪ ♪ WIE GRUN SINDDEINE BLATTER ♪ ♪ DU GRUNST NICHTNUR ZUR SOMMERZEIT ♪ ♪ NEIN, AUCH IM WINTER,WENN ES SCHNEIT ♪ ♪ OH TANNENBAUM,OH TANNENBAUM ♪ ♪ WIE GRUN SINDDEINE BLATTER ♪ HEY, HITLER... WHAT'S THE MATTER,LITTLE GUY ? OH SATAN... DER TANNENBAUMWIE GRUN SINDDEINE BLATTER. AW, YOU DON'T HAVEA CHRISTMAS TREE ? AUCH IM WINTER,WENN ES SCHNEIT ! WELL I'LLTELL YOU WHAT... MAYBE WE'LL HAVE OURSELVESA LITTLE CHRISTMAS... RIGHT HERE ! C'MON EVERYONE,GATHER 'ROUND ! ♪ STRING UP THE LIGHTSAND LIGHT UP THE TREE ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA MAKESOME REVELRY ♪ ♪ SPIRITS ARE HIGHSO I CAN TELL ♪ ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪ ♪ DEMONS ARE NICERAS YOU PASS THEM BY ♪ ♪ THERE'S LOTS OFDEMON TOYS TO BUY ♪ ♪ THE SNOW IS FALLINGAND ALL IS WELL ♪ ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪ ♪ THERE GOES JEFFREY DAHMERWITH A FESTIVE CHRISTMAS HAM ♪ ♪ AFTER HE HAS SEX WITH ITHE'LL EAT UP ALL HE CAN ♪ ♪ AND THERE GOES JOHN F. KENNEDYCAROLING WITH HIS SON ♪ ♪ REUNITED FOR THE HOLIDAYSGOD BLESS US, EVERYONE ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY HASA HAPPY GLOW ♪ ♪ LET'S DANCE IN BLOODAND PRETEND IT'S SNOW ♪ ♪ EVEN MAO TSE-TUNGIS UNDER THE SPELL ♪ ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪ ADOLPH, HERE'SA PRESENT FOR YOU ! OH ! AU TANNENBAUM ! YES, A TANNENBAUM. ♪ GOD CAST ME DOWNFROM HEAVEN'S DOOR ♪ ♪ TO RULE IN HELLFOREVER MORE ♪ ♪ BUT NOW I'M KINDA GLADTHAT I FELL ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪ ♪ HERE'S A RACK TO HANGTHE STOCKINGS ON ♪ ♪ WE STILL HAVE TO SHOPFOR GHENGIS KHAN ♪ ♪ MICHAEL LANDON'S HAIR LOOKS SWELL ♪ ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪ ♪ THERE'S PRINCESS DIANAHOLDING BURNING MISTLETOE ♪ ♪ OVER POOR GENE SISKEL'S HEADJUST WATCH HIS WEINIE GROW ♪ ♪ FOR ONE DAYWE ALL STOP BURNING ♪ ♪ AND THE FLAMESARE NOT SO THICK ♪ ♪ ALL THE SCREAMING ANDTHE TORTURE STOPS ♪ ♪ AS WE WAIT FOROLD SAINT NICK ♪ ♪ SO STRING UP THE LIGHTSAND LIGHT UP THE TREE ♪ ♪ WE'RE DAMNEDFOR ALL ETERNITY ♪ ♪ BUT FOR JUST ONE DAYALL IS WELL ♪ ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL ♪ ♪ GATHER CLOSE TOGETHERAND MAKE IT QUICK ♪ ♪ WE'VE GOTTA MAKE ROOMFOR ANDY DICK ♪ ♪ WAKE HIS MOTHERAND RING THE BELL... ♪ ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME ♪ IT'S CHRISTMAS TIMEIN HELL... ♪♪ MERRY CHRISTMASMOVIE HOUSE !

FIGHTING THE FRIZZIESAT 11:00 ! ( bells jingling )HOWDY-HO ! ♪ HARK, HEAR THE BELLSSWEET SILVER BELLS ♪ ♪ ALL SEEM TO SAYDING-DONG 'M-KAY ♪ ♪ CHRISTMAS IS HEREBRINGING GOOD CHEER ♪ ♪ TO YOUNG AND OLDMEEK AND THE BOLD ♪ ♪ DING-DONG, DING-DONGTHAT IS THEIR SONG ♪ ♪ THIS JOYFUL RINGALL CAROLING ♪ ♪ ONE SEEMS TO HEARWORDS OF GOOD CHEER ♪ ♪ FROM EVERYWHEREFILLING THE AIR ♪ ♪ OH HOW THEY POUNDRAISING THE SOUND ♪ ♪ O'ER HILL AND DALETELLING THEIR TALE ♪ ♪ GAILY THEY RINGWHILE PEOPLE SING ♪ ♪ SONGS OF GOOD CHEERCHRISTMAS IS HERE ♪ ♪ MERRY MERRY MERRYMERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ MERRY MERRY MERRYMERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ ON, ON THEY SENDON WITHOUT END ♪ ♪ THEIR JOYFUL TONETO EVERY HOME ♪ ♪ HARK, HEAR THE BELLSSWEET SILVER BELLS ♪ ♪ ALL SEEM TO SAYDING-DONG 'M-KAY ♪ ♪ ON, ON THEY SENDON WITHOUT END ♪ ♪ THEIR JOYFUL TONETO EVERY HOME ♪ ♪ DING-DONG, DING-DONG 'M-KAY ! 'M-KAY !

FIGHTING THE FRIZZIESAT 11:00 ! ♪ WE'VE ALL HEARD OF RUDOLPHAND HIS SHINY NOSE ♪ ♪ AND WE ALL KNOW FROSTYWHO'S MADE OUT OF SNOW ♪ ♪ BUT ALL OF THOSE STORIESSEEM KIND OF GAY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHOBRIGHTENS UP OUR HOLIDAY... ♪ ♪ MR. HANKEYTHE CHRISTMAS POO ♪ ♪ SMALL AND BROWNHE COMES FROM YOU ♪ ♪ SIT ON THE TOILETHERE HE COMES ♪ ♪ SQUEEZIN' 'TWEENYOUR FESTIVE BUNS ♪ ♪ A PRESENTFROM DOWN BELOW ♪ ♪ SPREADING JOYWITH A HOWDY-HO ♪ ♪ HE'S SEEN THE LOVEINSIDE OF YOU ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S APIECE OF POO ♪ ♪ SOMETIMES HE'S NUTTYSOMETIMES HE'S CORNY ♪ ♪ HE CAN BE BROWNOR GREENISH BROWN ♪ ♪ BUT IF YOU EAT FIBERON CHRISTMAS EVE ♪ ♪ HE MIGHT COME TOYOUR TOWN ♪ ♪ MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO ♪ ♪ HE LOVES ME,I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ THEREFORE, VICARIOULYHE LOVES YOU ♪ ♪ I CAN MAKEA MR. HANKEY TOO ♪( poot ) HOWDY-HO ! ♪ I'M MR. HANKEYTHE CHRISTMAS POO ♪ ♪ SEASONS GREETINGSTO ALL OF YOU ♪ ♪ LET'S SING SONGSAND DANCE AND PLAY ♪ ♪ NOW, BEFORE I MELT AWAY ♪ HERE'S A GAMEI LIKE TO PLAY ♪ ♪ STICK ME IN YOUR MOUTHAND TRY TO SAY ♪ ♪ HOWDY-HO ANDYUM-YUM-YUM ♪ ♪ CHRISTMAS TIME HAS COME ♪ SOMETIMES HE'S RUNNYSOMETIMES HE'S FIRM ♪ ♪ SOMETIMES HE'SPRACTICALLY WATER ♪ ♪ SOMETIMES HE HANGS OFFTHE END OF YOUR ASS ♪ ♪ AND WON'T FALLIN THE TOILET ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE HE'S JUSTCLINGING TO YOUR SPHINCTER ♪ ♪ AND HE WON'T DROP OFFSO YOU SHAKE YOUR ASS AROUND ♪ ♪ AND TRY TO GET ITTO DROP IN THE TOILET ♪ ♪ AND FINALLY IT DOES... ♪ MR. HANKEYTHE CHRISTMAS POO ♪ ♪ WHEN CHRISTMAS LEAVESHE MUST LEAVE TOO ♪ ♪ FLUSH HIM DOWNBUT HE'S NEVER GONE... ♪ ♪ HIS SMELL AND HIS SPIRITLINGERS ON... ♪♪ HOWDY-HO !

BUT LET'S NOT FORGETTHAT FOR SOME PEOPLE CHRISTMAS IS ABOUTTHE BIRTH OF JESUS. SO NOW, HERE'S A MORESERIOUS CHRISTMAS SONG SUNG BY ERIC CARTMAN. AND... ♪ OH, HOLY NIGHT... ♪ THE STARS AREBRIGHTLY SHI-NING ♪ ♪ IT IS THE NIGHTOF OUR DEAR SAVIOR'S ♪ ♪ B-B-BIRTH... ♪ OH HOLY NIGHT... ♪ SOMETHING-SOMETHING...SOMETHING... ♪ ♪ IT IS THE NIGHT WITHTHE CHRISTMAS TREES AND PIE ♪ ♪ JESUS WAS BORNAND SO I GET PRESENTS ♪ ♪ THANK YOU JESUSFOR BE-ING BORN ♪ ♪ FALL ♪ FALL ♪ ON YOUR KNEES ♪ ON YOUR KNEES ♪ AND HEAR... ♪ CAN'T YOU HEAR ♪ THE ANGELS'-- ♪ --SOMETHING ♪ VOICES ♪ OH NIGHT... ♪ DEVINE ♪ THE NIGHT... ♪ WHEN IGET PRESENTS ♪ ♪ OH NIGHT... ♪ DE-VIIII-NE ♪ OH NIGHT... ♪ OH NIGHT DEVINE... ♪ AHH...

AND NOW, LET'S HEARFROM THE SCHOOL TEACHER MR. GARRISON. OKAY CHILDREN,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS. TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARNHOW DIFFERENT CULTURES AROUND THE WORLDCELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY SEASON. ( all groan ) NOW, PAY ATTENTION. ♪ I HEARD THERE ISNO CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ IN THE SILLY MIDDLE EAST ♪ NO TREES, NO SNOW,NO SANTA CLAUS ♪ ♪ THEY HAVE DIFFERENTRELIGIOUS BELIEFS ♪ ♪ THEY BELIEVE IN MOHAMMEDAND NOT IN OUR HOLIDAY ♪ ♪ AND SO EVERY DECEMBER ♪ I GO TO THEMIDDLE EAST AND SAY... ♪ ♪ HEY THERE MR. MUSLIMMERRY F-( BEEP )IN' CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ PUT DOWN THAT BOOKTHE KORAN ♪ FIGHTING THE FRIZZIESAT 11:00 ! ♪ IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICEDIT'S JESUS' BIRTHDAY ♪ ♪ SO GET OFF YOURHEATHEN MUSLIM ASS ♪ ♪ AND F-( BEEP )-IN' CELEBRATE ♪ THERE IS NO HOLIDAY SEASONIN INDIA, I'VE HEARD ♪ ♪ THEY DON'T HANG UPTHEIR STOCKINGS ♪ ♪ AND THAT IS JUST ABSURD ♪ THEY NEVER READA CHRISTMAS STORY ♪ ♪ THEY DON'T KNOW WHATRUDOLPH IS ABOUT ♪ ♪ AND THAT IS WHY IN DECEMBERI'LL GO TO INDIA AND SHOUT... ♪ ♪ HEY THERE MR. HINDUISTMERRY F-( BEEP )-IN' CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ DRINK EGG NOGAND EAT SOME BEEF ♪ ♪ AND PASS IT TO THE MISSUS ♪ IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICEDIT'S JESUS' BIRTHDAY ♪ ♪ SO GET OFF YOURHEATHEN HINDU ASS ♪ ♪ AND F-( BEEP )-IN' CELEBRATE ♪ NOW, I HEARD THAT IN JAPANEVERYONE JUST LIVES IN SIN ♪ ♪ THEY PRAY TO SEVERAL GODSAND PUT NEEDLES IN THEIR SKIN ♪ ♪ ON DECEMBER 25thALL THEY DO IS EAT A CAKE ♪ ♪ AND THAT IS WHY I GO TO JAPANAND WALK AROUND AND SAY... ♪ ♪ HEY THERE MR. SHINTOIST,MERRY F-( BEEP )-IN' CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ GOD IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASSYOU INFIDELIC PAGAN SCUM ♪ ♪ IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICEDTHERE'S FESTIVE THINGS TO DO ♪ ♪ SO LET'S ALL REJOICE FOR JESUSMERRY F-( BEEP )-IN'CHRISTMAS TO YOU ♪ ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY... ♪ I TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLDAND SAY... ♪ ♪ TAOIST, KRISHNAS, BUDDISTSAND ALL YOU ATHEISTS TOO ♪ ♪ MERRY F-( BEEP )-IN'CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ TO YOU ♪ ( clapping ) THANK YOU MR. HAT.

♪ I SAW THREE SHIPSCOME SAILING IN ♪ ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY,ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ ♪ I SAW THREE SHIPSCOME SAILING IN ♪ ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAYIN THE MORNING ♪ ♪ AND WHAT WAS INTHOSE SHIPS, ALL THREE ♪ ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY,ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ ( snickering ) SHUT UP, TURDS ! ♪ --WAS IN THOSE SHIPS,ALL THREE ♪ ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY,IN THE MORNING ♪ ♪ THE VIRGIN MARYAND CHRIST WERE THERE ♪ ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY,ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ HA HA HA SHUT UP, TURDS ! ♪ --AND CHRIST WERE THERE ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY,IN THE MORNING ♪ ♪ LET US ALLREJOICE AMEN ♪ ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY,ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ ( snicker ) I TOLD YOUTO SHUT UP !! ♪ --US ALLREJOICE, AMEN ♪ ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY,IN THE MORNING ♪ FIGHTING THE FRIZZIESAT 11:00 ! ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY,ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪ ♪ SHELLY GOT UPAND KILLED THE TURDS ♪ ♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY,IN THE MORNING ♪♪ AHHHH !

I'D SAY MY CHRISTMAS SPECIALIS GOING SUPER FANTASTIC ! BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO HEAR FROMPERHAPS THE TWO MOSTIMPORTANT PEOPLE OF THE WHOLE SEASON. HELLO EVERYONE ANDWELCOME TO McKENNICKS. NOW PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDSTOGETHER AND WELCOME SAINT NICHOLASAND JESUS CHRIST ! ( applause ) HELLO EVERYBODY ! HOW ARE Y'ALLDOING TONIGHT ? Y'KNOW JESUS, THERE'VE BEENSO MANY WONDERFUL SONGS WRITTEN ABOUT USOVER THE YEARS... THAT'S RIGHT SANTA,AND WE LOVE EACH ANDEVERY ONE OF THEM. LIKE THIS ONE... ♪ JOY TO THE WORLDFOR I HAVE COME ♪ ♪ LET EARTH RECEIVE... ♪ ME ♪ LET EVERY HEART ( applause ) ♪ PREPARE ME ROOM ♪ AND HEAVENAND NATURE SING ♪ ♪ AND HEAVEN ANDNATURE SING ♪ ♪ AND HEAVEN, AND HEAVENAND NATURE SING ♪ Y'KNOW JESUS,THAT IS A NICE SONG. BUT I LIKETHIS ONE. ♪ UP ON THE HOUSE TOPREINDEER PAUSE ♪ ♪ OUT JUMPS GOOD OLD ♪ ME ♪ DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEYWITH LOTS OF TOYS ♪ ♪ ALL FOR THE LITTLE ONES'CHRISTMAS JOYS ♪ ♪ HO-HO-HOWHO WOULDN'T GO ♪ ♪ HO-HO-HOWHO WOULDN'T GO ♪ ♪ UP ON THE HOUSE TOPCLICK-CLICK-CLICK ♪ ♪ DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEYWITH GOOD OLD... ♪ ♪ ME ♪ GET AWAY ! GO AWAY ? GET AWAY ! WHERE AWAY ? ♪ AWAY IN THE MANGERNO CRIB FOR MY BED ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHERECUTE LITTLE OLD ME ♪ ♪ LAID DOWNMY SWEET HEAD ♪ ♪ THE STARS IN THE SKYLOOKED DOWN WHERE I LAY ♪ ♪ CUTE LITTLE 8-POUND MEASLEEP IN THE HAY ♪♪ ( applause ) ♪ O COME ALL YE FAITHFULJOYFUL AND TRIUMPHANT ♪ ♪ O COME YE TO BETHLEHEMTO SEE... ME ♪ HERE'S ONE-- ♪ HARK THE HERALDANGELS SING ♪ ♪ GLORY TO MEEEE... IT'S MY TURN ! ♪ SILENT NIGHT,HOLY NIGHT ♪ ♪ ALL IS CALMALL IS BRIGHT ♪ ♪ ROUND YON VIRGINMOTHER AND ME ♪ I CAN'TTHINK OF ONE ♪ SLEEP INHEAVENLY PEACE ♪ ♪ SLEEP INHEAVENLY PEACE ♪ OKAY JESSUS, HERE'S ONEYOU MIGHT REMEMBER... ♪ HER NAME IS RIOAND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE THAT RIVER TWISTINGTHROUGH THE DUSTY LAND ♪ SANTA, SANTA... THAT'S NOTA CHRISTMAS SONG-- I KNOW, BUT THERE'S LIKE300 JESUS CHRISTMAS SONGS AND ONLY 4 F-( BEEP )-INGSANTA ONES. IT'S NOT FAIR,JUST DO IT YOURSELF. I'M LEAVING ! AWW C'MON SANTA,YOU CAN'T LEAVE ! AWW, F-( BEEP )YOU, JESUS. BUT SANTA... ♪ THE WEATHER OUTSIDEIS FRIGHTFUL ♪ AWWW... ♪ BUT THE FIREIS SO DELIGHTFUL ♪ ♪ WELL, SINCE I'VENO PLACE TO GO ♪ ♪ LET IT SNOWLET IT SNOWLET IT SNOW ♪ ♪ IT DOESN'T SHOWSIGNS OF STOPPIN' ♪ ♪ BUT I BOUGHT SOME CORNFOR POOPITY-POPPIN' ♪ ♪ THE LIGHTS ARETURNED WAY DOWN LOW, SO ♪ ♪ LET IT SNOWLET IT SNOWLET IT SNOW ♪ ♪ THE FIRE ISSLOWLY DYIN' ♪ ♪ AND MY DEAR WE'RE STILLGOOD-BYE-BE-BYIN' ♪ ♪ BUT AS LONG AS YOULOVE ME SO ♪ ♪ LET IT SNOW ♪ LET IT SNOW ♪ LET IT SNO-OOOW ♪♪ HER NAME IS RIOAND SHE DANCESON THE SAND ♪♪ ( cheers & applause )