On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

20 Dawkins-a-crawling

19 Wins in two years go back to college Chip

18 Maclins-a-self tackling

17 Carmichaels-a-red zone threating

16 Halls-a-scrapping

15 Van Burens-a-grouching

14 Coopers-a-epitheting

13 Damarises-a-kneeling

12 Randalls-a-scrambling

11 Huffs-a-dropping

10 Jacksons-a-frauding

9 Foles-a-fumbling

8 Donnies-a-footballing

7 Vicks-a-turning over

6 Henerys-a-missing

FIVE PUKED IN THE SUPERBOWL!

4 Kolbs-a-scrambling

3 Sanchezes-a-stumbling

2 Akers-a-game winning

And a safety in the first round.

H/T to @ohwowhmm, @prototyler and @log__off.