Beta!

Beta! Mexicans!

Mexicans! What does that mean?

What does that mean? Welcome to the show, it's Friday!

Welcome to the show, it's Friday! The Wicked Witch of The West!

The Wicked Witch of The West! EXPRESS YOUR SELF!

EXPRESS YOUR SELF! Ain't that Amazin?

Ain't that Amazin? I say Not All, Not All, Not All but Most!

I say Not All, Not All, Not All but Most! Whatever's on your mind!

Whatever's on your mind! Because he's a white man!

Because he's a white man! It's a MESS!

It's a MESS! A Slut Maker!

A Slut Maker! A-AND, SO?

A-AND, SO? He loves the country, he puts the country first!

He loves the country, he puts the country first! All is well sir how you?

All is well sir how you? Get it off your chest!

Get it off your chest! I absolutely appreciate it!

I absolutely appreciate it! Are you a Christian?

Are you a Christian? From rage to responsibility!

From rage to responsibility! Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! President Trump! AMAZIN'!

AMAZIN'! AMAZON'!

AMAZON'! Men are oppressed, depressed, under attack!

Men are oppressed, depressed, under attack! Fat Woman!

Fat Woman! I'm black, I'm white, I'm up, I'm down!

I'm black, I'm white, I'm up, I'm down! She's Insane!

She's Insane! I am an Oreo cookie...

I am an Oreo cookie... Bye!

Bye! The children of the lie!

The children of the lie! Angry people do not have peace! Do you love black people?

Do you love black people? The Great White Hope!

The Great White Hope! She Is A Lesbian!

She Is A Lesbian! What am I lying about?

What am I lying about? Big Mamma Michelle!

Big Mamma Michelle! It's not about racism, sexism, homophobism!

It's not about racism, sexism, homophobism! Mamma Mia, ah ah ah ah ah!

Mamma Mia, ah ah ah ah ah! Rebuilding the man!

Rebuilding the man! So I really really appreciate that! WHAT A DUMMY!

WHAT A DUMMY! Are you a beta male?

Are you a beta male? Interesting!

Interesting! Boi you're lying to your teeth!

Boi you're lying to your teeth! Do you know right from wrong?

Do you know right from wrong? They allow illegal aliens to vote!

They allow illegal aliens to vote! Amazin' Stuff!

Amazin' Stuff! The less government in your life, the better off you are!

The less government in your life, the better off you are! The Hake Report, The Hake Report!

The Hake Report, The Hake Report! Back in a moment!

Back in a moment! Huh huh!

Huh huh! Why?

Why? Black as the Ace of Spades!

Black as the Ace of Spades! There's no proof of that!

There's no proof of that! An Evil Woman!

An Evil Woman! That's Great!

That's Great! The Fallen Messiah!

The Fallen Messiah! Can You Imagine?

Can You Imagine? You're on the air sir!

You're on the air sir! He is makin' America Great Again!

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