As ABC’s Once Upon a Time heads into the fourth episode of Season 3B, a full-on “Witch Watch” is in effect, as Mayor Mills trumpets in this rather awesome “breaking news” video.

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Only a grumpy dwarf would spoil any of the amusing verbiage conjured here by Regina (were neither Sidney Glass nor Perd Hapley available?), so go ahead and press play to find out how you can best prepare for the Wicked Witch’s wrath.

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