A houseboat owner named Kellie Hoffmann returning from a trip out of town recently was shocked to discover her Sacramento Marina home had been ransacked by two burglars. What was more shocking, however, was that one of the alleged burglars left behind a rather incriminating piece of evidence: a wallet with an ID inside.

The burglars, who reportedly swam up to the boat from the river before breaking in, left the house in disastrous condition. According to KOVR, they had made themselves comfortable; they ate Hoffman's food (even leaving a burrito in the microwave), they took naps, they made s'mores on the deck patio, and they used (and defecated in) the hot tub.