How Haskellers are seen and see themselves

How Haskellers are seen

The type system and separated IO is an awkward, restricting space suit:

Spending most of their time gazing longingly at the next abstraction to yoink from mathematics:

Looking at anything outside the Haskell language and the type system:

Using unsafePerformIO :

How Haskellers see themselves

No, it’s not a space suit. It’s Iron Man’s suit!

The suit enables him to do impressive feats with confidence and safety:

Look at the immense freedom and power enabled by wearing the suit:

Reality

© 2015-05-19 Chris Done