Whenever you consider moving to a new place it is always important to consider the Ghost Bride situation.

Little known fact: 25% of houses and 65% of apartments are infested with Ghost Brides. It’s a world wide epidemic that no one ever talks about.

“But, Carter!” you ask. “Why are there no Ghost Grooms?”

That’s a good question. Shutta uppa yo face! Thas a why. (This said in the worst Italian accent I can manage.)