Go ahead. Admit it.

You’re officially over zucchini.

The summer season starts out with a bang… zucchini excites you. You receive heaps from your vegetable share and the neighbors are quick to share too. There’s zucchini bread to be made! But excitement quickly turns to anxiety because you’re drowning in zucchini. Perhaps you can relate?

It’s the season that keeps on giving.

How to battle zucchini overload

Try something new!

I took a chance and made potato pancakes (kid approved) with zucchini (TBD).

The traditional way to do this is with a box grater, but the food processor is a much faster method. My purist friend tells me this is cheating. Her grandmother would faint. But we’ll keep that between us, OK? I like shortcuts. Use the shredder blade for thin, uniform strands.

Zucchini is made up of mostly water. Water = soggy pancakes. After you shred the ingredients, place them onto a clean kitchen towel and gently squeeze out the moisture. Add to a large bowl with one egg and a dusting of flour. You can also use rice flour for gluten free. These are your binding agents.

What is a potato pancake anyway?

Potato pancakes are made from grated potatoes, onion, eggs, and flour. They are pan-fried until golden and crisp. They kind of remind me of hash browns… I could happily eat them straight from the pan however sour cream and applesauce are common accompaniments. We’ve tried ketchup too. Don’t judge.

Assembly shortcuts

Here, we’re faced with the repetitive task of shaping and frying. This brings me back to my intern days as a prep cook; I would peel potatoes for hours and pit olives until my eyes crossed. Not fun. To make it easy on yourself, prepare a small batch (this recipe yields 10-12) or 2-3 whole pancakes cut into wedges. The latter happens to be a very cool presentation.

You could always commission some friends to help too. They like this kind of stuff.

What’s up with the marbled yogurt?

I sub low-fat yogurt for sour cream and mix with applesauce. Unless it’s pink, applesauce looks a bit drab by itself, don’t you think? Top your pancakes with this sweet and tangy condiment as you wish. My ratio is 1:1.

Any secrets?

Why, yes… test batch!

I can’t even begin to tell you how important this is. If your mixture is under seasoned, your pancakes will taste flat. They must have just the right amount of salt, pepper, and onion. Sure, you can season once they’re done but it’s no comparison when stirred into the mix. It’s like eating bland pasta.

To test batch, fry a small dollop and give it a taste. What does it need? Now is the time to go back in and make adjustments before diving into mass production. Same rules apply to meatballs, meatloaf, fritters etc.

Bonus tip: use a non-stick pan. Less oil is needed and they won’t stick.

The verdict:

My kids hated it. Not because of the zucchini, but because of how they were shaped. They did not resemble perfect circles (there were too many ‘things’ sticking out). We call that rustic, OK? They were thin and crisp on the outside and slightly soft in the center. Just how I like them. We still have plenty of zucchini to go through and this barely made a dent. But my main goal was to try something new without waste. I shred and froze the rest of the zucchini to use throughout the year. See why I love my food processor?

Now, I have to work on my shapes…