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Pig: Hey neighbor Phil. How goes it? Phil: Good, been eating nothing but healthy grains and nuts. Plus, I've been going for long hikes and ten-mile runs. If you're interested in the lifestyle. I can answer any questions you have. Rat: I have a question. Phil: Yes, Rat? Rat: Why do health conscious people look the least healthy? Pig: He took his granola and went home. Rat: At least beer gives me a rose glow!!