Perhaps the haters were once scarred by a bad version? There are a lot of offenders out there, but if you’re looking for a prime example, try the duck nachos at Signature Lounge on the 96th floor of 875 North Michigan Avenue (formerly the John Hancock Center). Notice the assortment of mostly broken chips and the variable cheese coverage. Instead of thinly sliced pickled jalapenos, spot the few fat chunks of fresh ones, which means that you’ll either have no heat or way too much. Have I mentioned the flavorless ground duck? What about the inexcusable addition of pesto? Oh, and you’ll pay an absurd $20 for the experience.