10:10 PM - Him: hi

10:10 PM - Me: Hey

10:10 PM - Him: wanna trade?

10:11 PM - Him: WANNA

10:11 PM - Him: TRADE??

10:11 PM - Me: oi

10:11 PM - Me: calm down

10:11 PM - Me: What do you want

10:11 PM - Him: :)

10:11 PM - Him: i have GOOD deals

10:12 PM - Him: i have big games from VALve

10:12 PM - Me: get to the point

10:12 PM - Him: keys,cards,emotes

10:12 PM - Him: everything

10:12 PM - Him: from dota,dota2,tf2,csgo

10:12 PM - Him: :)

10:12 PM - Me: Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.\

10:12 PM - Him: i will sell them for a good price

10:12 PM - Me: newp

10:12 PM - Me: Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.Him currently has 0 items in their inventory.

10:12 PM - Me: lol

10:12 PM - Him: when my boss is done

10:13 PM - Me: NOPER

10:13 PM - Him: is trust him btw :)

10:13 PM - Me: STUFF UPFRONT

10:13 PM - Him: but im in bhutan now

10:13 PM - Him: what?

10:13 PM - Me: Anything you trade must be given at the time

10:13 PM - Me: Either you have the stuff for the trade then OR no trading happens

10:13 PM - Me: like seriously, you're a pretty bad scammer

10:14 PM - Him: but my boss will be done by thursday next week ;)

10:14 PM - Me: wtf do you mean

10:14 PM - Him: hes doing a good job i trust him :)

10:14 PM - Him: he can get cards,money,emote cache,keys

10:14 PM - Him: :)

10:14 PM - Him: i will message him

10:14 PM - Him: on monday ;)

10:15 PM - Him: he is in russia now

10:15 PM - Me: No wonderyou were banned

10:15 PM - Him: ??

10:16 PM - Me: It's really fukin obvious you're a scammer

10:16 PM - Him: ;(

10:16 PM - Me: yeaaah

10:16 PM - Him: no man

10:16 PM - Me: yeah man

10:16 PM - Me: I'm not an idiot

10:16 PM - Me: Some people on steam might be, but anyone who wants to trade like that is lying

10:17 PM - Him: no man my boss is doing a good job

10:17 PM - Him: he can fix stuff

10:17 PM - Me: holy shit

10:17 PM - Him: fast

10:17 PM - Me: who's your boss?

10:17 PM - Him: i think ;)

10:17 PM - Me: What do you mean a god job

10:17 PM - Me: Where does he work

10:18 PM - Him: he is a good man ;)

10:18 PM - Him: but now hes in russia to do the work for my you (my client) ;)

10:18 PM - Me: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN

10:18 PM - Him: he doesnt want to say where he lives

10:19 PM - Him: he doesnt want to ;(

10:19 PM - Me: oh my god

10:19 PM - Me: you're literally the worst scammer

10:19 PM - Me: ever

10:19 PM - Me: like seriously

10:19 PM - Me: this is hilarious

10:19 PM - Him: :)

10:19 PM - Me: i might upload this to reddit

10:19 PM - Me: this is gold

10:20 PM - Him: my boss cant reveal his indentity to his client ;)

10:20 PM - Him: im the middleman here ;)

10:20 PM - Me: WHAT

10:20 PM - Him: i cant reveal it

10:20 PM - Him: im the dealer :D

10:20 PM - Me: You make no sense

10:20 PM - Me: I never asked

10:20 PM - Me: How about this

10:20 PM - Me: You get me

10:20 PM - Me: Autographed boneclaw hooks

10:20 PM - Me: 4

10:21 PM - Me: and a flaming team captain

10:21 PM - Him: i can ask him

10:21 PM - Him: he is busy atm i think :)

10:21 PM - Him: with this work

10:21 PM - Him: i hope to meet him soon ;)

10:21 PM - Him: he is a good and honest man ;)

10:22 PM - Him: brb

10:30 PM - Him: ok :D

10:31 PM - Him: where do you live?

10:31 PM - Him: i live in bhutan now ;D

10:31 PM - Him: i like it here

10:31 PM - Me: I am Russian

10:31 PM - Him: but they adopted me D;

10:32 PM - Him: i am originally from yugoslavia

10:32 PM - Him: :)

10:32 PM - Him: do you have a familly??

10:33 PM - Him: most russians i know dont have one :(

10:33 PM - Me: No

10:33 PM - Him: they live in abandoned houses

10:33 PM - Me: My family starved when I was a child

10:33 PM - Me: I lived alone

10:33 PM - Him: or are at inernet cafes

10:34 PM - Him: i almost lived alone too ;)

10:34 PM - Him: but they saved me

10:34 PM - Him: :D

10:34 PM - Him: when i came to bhutan :D

10:34 PM - Him: much better

10:34 PM - Him: have food now :)

10:34 PM - Him: where do you live now?

10:35 PM - Me: Russia, still

10:35 PM - Me: I mean africa, bleh

10:35 PM - Me: I used to live in Russia

10:35 PM - Him: yes

10:36 PM - Him: africa is a good country :)

10:36 PM - Him: but they have bad warefare

10:36 PM - Him: and bad army

10:36 PM - Him: but russia have good army and good warefare :)

10:36 PM - Him: you should have stayed there ;)

10:36 PM - Him: :D

10:36 PM - Me: I couldn't

10:37 PM - Me: The Russian government wants me dead

10:37 PM - Him: :(

10:38 PM - Me: I worked in the army for them

10:38 PM - Me: I tried to leave because they were mistreating me

10:38 PM - Him: yes russian army ftw ;)

10:39 PM - Him: russia win america

10:39 PM - Him: :;)

10:40 PM - Him: i think russia is the best country

10:40 PM - Him: ever

10:40 PM - Him: stalin

10:40 PM - Him: won ww2;)

10:40 PM - Him: and every country

10:40 PM - Him: every war

10:40 PM - Him: but the africa cant win cuz blacks ;(

10:41 PM - Me: My great grandfather worked with stalin

10:41 PM - Him: yes :D

10:41 PM - Him: nice bro

10:42 PM - Him: yes i wished to work with him ;:)

10:42 PM - Him: win every war

10:42 PM - Him: he was a great man

10:42 PM - Him: with the communist

10:42 PM - Me: Stalin killed my parents

10:42 PM - Him: :(

10:43 PM - Him: ik he was bad sometims but he was always good :D

10:43 PM - Him: he killed maybe 10 people

10:43 PM - Him: :(

10:43 PM - Him: :(

10:44 PM - Him: did your parents have bad connections with stalin?

10:44 PM - Him: maybe you stole a bike

10:44 PM - Him: :(

10:45 PM - Me: No, I believe it was an accident

10:45 PM - Him: yes

10:45 PM - Him: i think so

10:45 PM - Me: I was too young to understand what was happening at the time

10:45 PM - Him: :)

10:45 PM - Him: stalin is a good man ;:)

10:46 PM - Him: he never kills :)

10:46 PM - Him: only gives :)

10:47 PM - THE ALAMO: So how are you doing this fine evening?

10:47 PM - Him: good

10:48 PM - Him: gonna message my boss soon :)

10:48 PM - THE ALAMO: Very good!