chum-personable:

murder-core-power-funeral:

I know I have said this before but you could base all the bosses in a video game off of caricatures of Theodore Roosevelt. Theodore of the Twisting Violence Theodore the Elephant Warrior Theodore the Train Grappler The Theodores Three Theodore of Barbar Theodore the Centaur with guns. And the Super Columbia Dreadnought Roosevelt



can’t forget my favorite:

ROOSEVELT THE MOTHERFUCKING BATTLESHIP

which while admittedly similar to the last one, is 1000% better in every way