Original Air date: December 17th, 2019

Caption: That’s the thing though. This is a bank episode. So the fact that there are two bird titled episodes in a row is actually a neat coincidence. So we hope you dig it.

Running time: 1:19 (79 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt learns about the person that the Sally Growler fish was named after (a revolutionary war prostitute). The hosts talk about foot hygiene. Paul shares that his food hygiene process is his old person measurement.

A discussion of crows and sea gulls starts. Paul wonders why crows caw instead of crowing. The mention of gulls starts a hunk on Deep Space 9 Cardassians.

Paul enthuses about the She-Ra series on Netflix. This leads the hosts to a sketch where God gives a guy the gift of two dicks.

Jacob talks about an article with a Detroit sting operation where both the buyers and sellers of the drugs were undercover cops. This

Paul comes up with ReccoPENNded of a podcast of just Penn recommending things.

Scoopmail Edit

Neck Pubes tells a story about a child with crossed eyes that he had to take a picture of on Santa's lab. Paul and Jacob tell stories about deaf customers. Paul avoids doing an impersonation of a deaf person/Marlee Matlin.

Scoop there it is has been bingeing the podcast and has had a few health-related issues due to laughter.

Scoop in the Door tells a shitty job/boss story about a micromanager.

Scoop Mail devolves into a PodTherapy parody.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

Math

Characters and Bits Edit