If you are interested in a chemical-free holiday dinner, you are out of luck.

No matter how much you spend on organic food, everything you eat will be stuffed full of carcinogens known to cause cancer in rats.

The reason is simple: Everything can cause cancer if you stick a tube in the stomach of a rat and inject enough of it.

But the only people benefiting from throwing the public into a panic about trace levels of chemicals are environmental group fundraisers.

The public gets more harm from being price gouged by a health halo than if they eat normal food.

To make the case, we have created an elegant dinner menu that shows all of the carcinogens known to cause cancer in rats.

We send it free of charge to donors and anyone can download it here.