Tired of people stealing your clean glassware?

Tired of stealing dirty glassware from your labmates?

Do you know that every day 3.4 out of 100 PhD die[1] while washing flasks and cylinders?

Wasting half of your working time in playing hide and seek with adapters and stoppers?

The wait is over. We introduce today the New Single Flask.

The New Single Flask is going to change your way of thinking organic synthesis:

– Performing all your syntheses with only one flask will drastically decrease the amount of time wasted in washing glassware. This means more time for procrastination.

– It is portable, once finished your stuff, put it in the bag and bring it home. No more ninja stealing in the lab.

– It comes without any adapters, but our full set of proprietary adapters can be bought on-line for an incredible huge amount of money.

– The third generation of see-through glass is so amazingly brilliant that it will be like the liquid is floating in the air.

– The New Single Flask is stable to most liquids and solids in the world[2][3] making your life easier.

– Stable to high and low temperature[4].

– Doesn’t require battery of any kind. Leave it in your drawer and 10 PhD later it will be like new.

– Possibility of coupling with a magnetic stirring bar (sold separately).

– Unscratchable[5].

– The unique design form CuSn – Cf (bad, bad joke)

Shipping in May 2015 [6]

[1] Statistics made by hearing people saying “my back is killing me washing all this stuff here”.

[2] Do you have HF in the lab? Seriously? Dude that’s dangerous.

[3] No idea why I put this other note, probably I had an otherworld joke in mind but now it’s gone. Please feel free to fill this note by yourself.

[4] We mean very very high and very very low temperature. No numbers nor units given or whatsoever.

[5] Unless you use your spatula like a shovel for cheating on the yield. Something like: “dude that’s 50% product and 50% glass”.

[6] The production of such excellent and complex system is not easy and there are good probability that the amount produced will be not even close to be enough for all of you. The expected shipping date is May 2017. Deal with it.