Once again the report of a cannibalistic outburst is reported in the united states with no response from the CDC. Exactly 2 months after the last nationally reported incident of this nature, a Pennsylvania man, 20 year old Richard Cimino Jr, took on the obligation of being the latest attacker in this crazy string of events.

On September 7th, Cimino started his insane rampage by stripping down to his underpants and attempting to break into a local residence. His scheme came to an abrupt halt when the homeowner awoke and chased Cimino away with the threat of shooting the invader.

After his failure to enter the first home, Cimino then found himself an unoccupied house to break in to, but not until he first shed the hindering underpants that he previously chose to keep on. Perhaps he felt the remaining clothing was restraining the rabid behavior he was attempting to display.