Tired of not being stopped in the street by baffled strangers? Do you wish other nerds would accost you in the shops to ask about your cool fashions? If you answered in the affirmative to either of these questions

THEN YOU’VE FOUND THE PERFECT SHIRT!

This amazing shirt is printed on a RED Next Level 3600 ring-spun cotton uni-sex shirt. Printed using a soft ink over discharge underbase screen-printing method (no thick plastisol inks here, folks!) making this the softest and classiest shirt available anywhere on the Internet!

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“The only thing more elegant and beautiful than HR Geiger’s original design for the Xenomorph is this fantastic shirt” – Ridley Scott