The ISIS terrorist network has claimed responsibility for an elevator fart which left seven feeling slightly nauseous in London today.

The trouser trumpet sounded off at approximately 8:45am as a group of colleagues were coming into work.



‘The smell was ungodly, it was all I could do not to dry wretch,’ said Rachel Haig, one of the unfortunate victims.

A hooded man was spotted quickly leaving the elevator on the next floor.

‘He got out of there so fast that none of us really saw his face. We all still had ten more floors to go. It was horrific,’ said Haig.

Each member of the group posted about their traumatic experience to social media, where it was quickly picked up by the press. Soon after, ISIS claimed full responsibility for the incident.

‘These kind of terrorist acts cannot be allowed to go on any longer, it’s time we put a stop to this. First it’s an elevator, what if they fart in a train next? We need to completely close the borders,’ said former UKIP leader Nigel Farage.

However some are questioning the veracity of the ISIS claim.



‘They’d claim responsibility if someone tripped over a curb at this point,’ said Vinnie Jones, actor and former professional footballer.

Police are currently investigating security footage to see if they can identify the farting menace.