In an absolutely shocking but utterly predictable turn of events during yesterdays elections, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez won New York’s 14th congressional district making her the youngest Latinx who identifies as female to win a seat in congress.

In a sweeping victory for the liberal left, the blue wave washed over the nation as more Democrat seats have been taken from Republicans in the house than any other period of time in the history of the country – spearheaded by none other than our very own token Latinx player, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Though she won 14th congressional district in New York, that’s only the first step in her blue reign. Because of the “Intersectionality Act of 2018“, individuals who rank higher on the victimization spectrum are allowed to bypass certain rules and regulations when it comes to running for office.

You’re thinking correctly.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is planning to run for President of the United States in 2020. You may be asking how this is possible since she will only be 31 years old at the time and the legal requirement to run for president is 35. Well, because she’s Latinx, Female and pro-choice, that knocks four years off the required age to run for president. Come 2020, we will see the greatest head to head match up far exceeding the 2016 race.

Donald J. Trump against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Cortez clearly has the intellectual capacity and understands everything she’s talking about and is an expert in Socialist Economics. Donald Trump thinks he’s professional at grabbing women by the front hole.

This was a small victory but an important one for the left. With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as our champion, there’s no way we can lose. #DiversityIsOurStrength