I’m gonna have to go ahead and assume this video was set up by the good folks at GDP. I’m gonna have to just tell myself that this woman was in the hotel room next door doing a mature movie scene and that she just popped in here to pretend to be this girls mom. I’m going to have to choose not to believe that this woman dropped her daughter off to get fucked on camera like it was a goddam dance recital.

Because I just cant live in a world where this happens. And not even with regards to the daughter. There are zillions of girls who make big, dumb ass, slutty mistakes when they’re young. Trust me, I’ve watched as many of them as I possibly can. That doesnt surprise me. But I cant live in a world where moms are this stupid. I mean I guess it makes sense – the girl who did this Girls Do Porn video will one day become a mother, and then she’ll lift up her cub on Pride Rock and drive her to her first porno shoot and the cycle of slutty life continues. But when you see this idiot fucking mom talking about this “opportunity” for her daughter and how she just wanted to make sure shes safe, as a father, I wanted to go jump off a goddam bridge. As a dad, you give your kids the old “Don’t tell your mother” when you stop for ice cream on the way home before dinner or you let them watch an R Rated movie. Meanwhile we got mom’s doing the old “Dont tell your father” when they drop them off in a strange hotel room to get dicked down by some strange men on camera. Absolutely fucking unbelievable. There should be a strict ban against “Dont tell your father” because if those words are being uttered that means 2 idiot, irrational female brains have concocted a plan that they know, deep down, is completely fucking stupid and they need a dude to step in and be like “Yo. Absolutely not. Are you fucking kidding me? This is a horrible idea.” Dont Tell Your Father means your child is about to do something potentially life ruining, because the only shit we’d actually bother to get riled up about are on that level. Just really harrowing stuff for any guy out there who’s going to have a family one day.

Now if you’ll excuse me I’ll be scouring the internet for the full version of this girl having sex on camera.