White House duty is always hard, and that goes even more so for the mendacious Team of Bumblers who serve in every subcabinet job in this administration. Their sole scorekeeping mechanism isn’t whether they’re serving the American people but rather the monstrous ego, impetuous desires and daily demands of President Trump. As a result, those who tell the prettiest tales of his imagined glory are able to keep their jobs, even though their appearances on cable news leave ordinary Americans wondering how anyone could open their lie hole every day and still maintain even a scintilla of dignity. That dead-eyed stare you see in Sarah Sanders and Kellyanne Conway? It’s their souls leaving their bodies.