Valentines Day Quiz!



Happy Valentine's Day readers!

To celebrate the disgusting events of love making, I've devised this simple quiz you can take with your partner:

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1.) Did you receive my letter? a) I've torn it in to tiny pieces which rained on my livid face. b) tears struck it in many places c) why? d) no.

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Well? How did you do? Time to crunch those numbers!

For each (a) give yourself five points, for each (b) ten, for each (c) 20, for each (d) fifty

35-100 You are hurting everyone you know.

101-200 You are hurting as many people as hurt you evenly.

201-300 Half eaten bits of food, orange peels and bread crusts, are sprinkled around your bed. The columns of sunlight are filled with dust. Do you ever leave?

301-350 Whose grave are you gripping to weep on, Casanova?



Dale