No, these are not the stabby Muslim ladies. But the burka keeps women so anonymous, maybe they are*. Who knows. (*Just kidding, calm down)

Just when you think the United Kingdom is heading in the kind of right direction on how it handles terrorists, we have this. A nursery worker, as in a woman who cares for small children, was stabbed by Muslim women, as she was on her way to work. Behold, the religion of peace at work again:

A nursery worker was dragged to the ground and stabbed by three women as they chanted 'Allah will get you'. Karrien Stevens, who runs Little Diamonds nursery in Hermon Hill, London said a member of staff was punched, kicked and slashed by three girls while on her way to work this morning. The victim, 30, was walking down Wanstead High Street, in north London, when she was set upon and knifed, according to her boss. She was attacked from behind and then stabbed in the arm as her assailants chanted 'Allah', however police are not treating it as a terrorist incident.

I bolded the last statement, because gosh, seemed kind of relevant. Sure, sure, I'm not exactly in "law enforcement" but chanting "Allah" while one gets stabby seems kind of like a motive, no? Imagine if I grabbed my scissors (orange-handled Friskars, not the stupid dull safety scissors) then frolicked down the road to find the nearest preschool teacher. Then tried cutting her to bits while chanting "Jesus will get you." How quickly before MSNBC would call it a hate crime, then blast to the world "CHRISTIAN CUT UP NURSERY WORKER, RAN WITH SCISSORS!"? The media would salivate as it tied all Christians to problematic hate-crime perpetrator scissor crusaders.

But here, the Bobbies are scratching their heads. A young woman was skipping to work, interrupted only by a squad of Allah fangirls. They greeted her not with hugs, but a healthy pelting of pointy mini-spears. Perhaps it was less of a stabbing and more of a Shakespearean re-enactment of Julius Caesar. Wherein the nursery worker was Rome's fearless leader, the Muslim Gal Squad "Y tu Brute" times hijabs. #Culture

OR -- stay with me for a second -- the attack was directly related to Islam's hatred of the West and all it stands for. Like a woman going to work where she cares for babies whose parents are also working in a mostly capitalistic society. Probably while not wearing a burka, the harlot. Awful people clearly deserving of a little Islamic stabbery. Related WISE UP, UK! Manchester Bomber's FAMILY Has Terrorist Ties and BREAKING: Yet ANOTHER Terror Attack Hits UK, This Time London Bridge.

Until Jolly Olde England figures out they've got a little caliphate on their hands, more innocent people are going to get stabbed, shot, run over, and suicide bombed by the tolerant practitioners of the Religion of Peace.

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