"Hey, Dash! Look what I got for you!"

-Really? I already got several of these at home.

"Oh? But these are special."

-*chuckle* Yeah, right.

"No, it's true. When you put them, it get colder."

-Huh? Why would I put shades that make it colder?

"Because you want to be... cooler?"

-.... *groan* Seriously?

"Seriously, these are more expensive.

-And why so?

"And wearing them make you..."

-Let me guess... feeling richer?

"Uh, no. They protect your eyes better."

-... Lame!

"So, you don't want them?"

-What? No! I mean yes, I want them.

"Here, let me put them on you.

It put them on her muzzle.

-Thanks. I got to go. See ya!



Later that day.

"Dash? Are you still wearing those? It got dark.

-Uh... Yeah, so?

"I'm touched that you love them, but you got to remove them or you will have a hard time seeing where you go."

-W-well, they will just have to move!

"Dash?"

-W-what?

"You do look very cool with these."

-What took you so long to tell me?

"Seriously?

-I waited nearly all day for that!

"*next sigh* Next one will be comb."

-Huh? Hey!



Lovely work