WASHINGTON—In a dazzling display of superior intellect and penetrating insight, ingenious political analyst Mark Morelli pointed out Monday the irony of Melania Trump speaking out against cyberbullying when her husband is U.S. President Donald Trump. “Wow, it is so hypocritical of the first lady to criticize cyberbullying when she’s married to a man who regularly uses social media to harass and torment people,” said Morelli, using his shrewd acumen to alert readers to the complex paradox, which most unthinking plebeians lack the brilliance to discern.“I mean, seriously, right after she spoke, he was tweeting insults about his political opponents. Does she not realize the pot is calling the kettle black?” At press time, the nation was thankful to have someone who was so willing to speak truth to power.

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