BURBANK, CALIFORNIA — An FSW spy who works at F.Y.E. (For Your Entertainment) snapped us an exclusive this morning. According to the retailer’s upcoming release chart, Donald Glover is releasing an album titled “Force Awakens My Love!” under his Childish Gambino pseudonym on December 12.

Our informant tells us the full-length album retells the events of J.J. Abrams’ film from the perspective of Lando Calrissian. It seems the songs will provide some insight into the fan-favorite character’s whereabouts during the time of The Force Awakens. Even more epic is the fact that one or two tracks will tie in to events which will transpire in the young Han Solo film!

We’re still wrapping our heads around the meta layers of meaning at work. Glover playing young Lando, channels old Lando to record a disc that provides background to both old Lando’s activities and some stuff that makes sense once you watch young Lando in action. Like whoa!

“Force Awakens My Love!” is set to debut on December 12. Everyone at FSW has pre-ordered two copies, one for our younger selves and one for our more mature selves.

The future is set to be all Star Wars all the time, and we’re hyped as all hell. As always, keep it locked to FakingStarWars.net for the latest on kinda sorta true news stories from a certain point of view.

-William “Willybobo” Bobo