Russian Vendetta It was a sunny day in early June however things weren't looking so bright at the Mystery Shack. It was morning and Dipper was waking up. He got up out of bed slowly, the events of the previous day fresh in mind. It was his third day back in Gravity Falls and things already were going wrong. Dipper took out his phone and called Pacifica. She answered. "Paz, this is important. Bill is back and has taken possession of Mabel. I know it sounds crazy but he's back." said Dipper. "I'll be right there. Tell me what else happened." said Pacifica on the other end. Ford was downstairs in the lab contemplating over Bill's return. While he did have a feeling Bill wasn't gone for good, it was still a surprise. Soos then entered the lab. "Ford, McGucket wants to see you." said Soos in the elevator with Old Man McGucket. "Fiddleford, what did you need to see me about?" asked Ford. "The Russians are coming back to Gravity Falls and they're not alone. Mr. Northwest is working with them." said Old Man McGucket. "I can't worry about them right now." said Ford. "Why's that?" asked Old Man McGucket. "Bill has returned and he's possessed Mabel." said Ford. "Holy hootenanny! This is terrible!" said Old Man McGucket. "We have a perilous journey ahead of us, doods. We must save Mabel. No matter what it takes." said Soos. Dipper and Pacifica then arrived in the elevator. "Um, what's going on?" asked Pacifica. "Your evil dad is the American prisoner and he's working with those creepy Russians doods and they're returning to Gravity Falls!" said Soos. "This can't be good. We can deal with them later but for now we have to find Mabel." said Dipper. "Let's go into the woods, doods!" said Soos as they all got into the elevator. They got upstairs into the gift shop. Melody and Wendy were waiting. "What happened now?" asked Wendy. "Northwest is alive and he's back in Gravity Falls with the Russians." said Ford. "Oh dear." said Melody. "That's not good." said Wendy. "No kidding. We will deal with them later but right now we have to find Mabel before Bill does something crazy with her body." said Dipper. "But he can't hurt her while possessing her." said Wendy. "He needs her alive. He needs her body to do horrible things." said Ford. "He could do something crazy! We have to find her! Now let's go!" said Dipper. They all ran off into the woods in search of Mabel. *Scene cuts to inside the woods.* Dipper, Ford, Soos, Wendy, Melody, Old Man McGucket, and Pacifica were traveling in the woods in search of Mabel. "Mabel!" shouted everyone. There was no sign of her anywhere. Then footsteps were heard. The footsteps belonged to five men with rifles. Five russian men. Commander Mikhailov was leading them and held a gun and pointed it at the Pines family and their friends. The russian men did the same. "Ah, the Americans." said Commander Mikhailov. "It's the evil russian doods!" yelled Soos. "What do you want from us?!" asked Dipper. "Revenge on you foolish americans for your interference!" said Commander Mikhailov. "You want to talk about interference? Let's talk about how you interfered in the affairs of this great country." said Ford. "Silence!" yelled Commander Mikhailov. "No! We don't take orders from you russian hooligans!" yelled Old Man McGucket. One of the russian soldiers then hit Old Man McGucket with their rifle. "Fiddleford!" cried Ford worriedly. "Why are you doing this?! Why open up a portal to a dangerous world?!" asked Dipper angrily. "We've been watching you petty americans for years. The technology you people have surpass that of ours. But not anymore. We now have a portal that will open up to another world. When it opens, our new ally will help us take over this country. We will be feared again. We will bring back a glorious era. We will conquer new territory. It'll be beautiful." said Commander Mikhailov. "New ally? They must be talking about my dad." said Pacifica. "He has no power. It can't be him. He's working with them but he's not their powerful new ally. They're talking about Bill." said Dipper. "You're very clever for an american. Bill made a deal with us last summer in 2013. He convinced us into opening the portal." said Commander Mikhailov. "You're insane. This will destroy the world!" said Ford. "That's what we thought at first too. But then he made a deal with us." said Commander Mikhailov. "Where's Mabel?!" asked Dipper angrily. "Oh you mean Bill's new vessel. That annoying girl who got in our way along with the rest of you. Your sister. Well she's gone. Bill is in control of her now." said Commander Mikhailov. "You evil russian doods need to chill." said Soos. "Can it, Soos! Now is not the time!" said Ford. "Where is MABEL?!" asked Dipper angrily. "Right here!" said "Mabel"/Bill as he launched Mabel's grappling hook at Dipper. He fell back in pain. "Let go of Mabel right now!" demanded Pacifica. "You're in no position to make demands, young lady." said an unknown voice. The voice belonged to Preston Northwest. He then clapped his hands. A purple aura lifted Pacifica into the air and encased her into a purple bubble. Preston was using his new powers to control the bubble. "Dad, you have powers?!" asked Pacifica. "Indeed. My new circular lord gave them to me." said Preston. "Circular lord? What do you mean?" asked Pacifica. "He's talking about Coriolanus." said Dipper. "Who's that?" asked Old Man McGucket. "The ruler of Bill's old dimension. The reason why he turned evil in the first place. Bill used to be a hero in his dimension trying to to stop the tyranny of Coriolanus. However he got to Bill the day of the final battle." said Dipper. "Oh please, there's so much more to it than that. I'm eternally grateful to Coriolanus as without him, I never would have became the being I am today." said "Mabel"/Bill. "You mean becoming a deceitful and fraudulent monstrous psychopath who takes sadistic pleasure in destroying people's lives. Totally something to be proud of." said Wendy sarcastically. "Oh please, you're giving me way too much credit. I'm not as evil as Coriolanus. I don't have as much power as he does. He's the most evil being in the multiverse. The most feared. I'm the second most feared and evil being in the multiverse." said "Mabel"/Bill. "That's enough!" said Dipper as he launched himself at "Mabel"/Bill. "Shoot him!" said Commander Mikhailov as he was watching Dipper launch himself at "Mabel"/Bill. Dipper then levitated the soldiers in the air and knocked them all back before they could shoot. The Russians were surprised. "Get out of Mabel's body or I'll make you!" said Dipper angrily as he shaked "Mabel"/Bill in the air. "Take this, Pine Tree!" said "Mabel"/Bill as he used Mabel's powers to levitate Dipper in the air so he could choke him. "This is the end, Pine Tree! Being killed by your own sister, how poetic." said "Mabel"/Bill as he used Mabel's hand to grip Dipper's throat to choke him. "Mabel, we know you're in there! You don't want to do this! Fight it!" yelled Wendy. "You can fight that evil triangle's control, dood! I believe in you, dood!" said Soos. "Mabel"/Bill's grip on Dipper was starting to loosen. Mabel's soul then appeared and went into her body in an attempt to get Bill out. "Give me back my body!" yelled Mabel. "Never, Shooting Star!" said Bill. "I'm in my mind! I can conceive whatever I want here!" said Mabel. "Huh?" asked Bill. Mabel then summoned kitten fists and launched them at Bill. She then summoned a portal out of her mind. "No!!" yelled Bill as he was sent back to his dimension through it. Mabel then regained control and took her hand off of Dipper's throat. "Mabel, you're back!" said Dipper. "That's right, bro-bro!" said Mabel. "Now let's fight off these Russians!" said Dipper. "You soldiers should run for it!" said Mabel with a grin. "Retreat!" commanded Commander Mikhailov as he lead his soldiers out of the woods. Preston then took off with Pacifica. "Help me!" yelled Pacifica. Dipper and Mabel then ran after Preston. They tried to levitate Pacifica away from Preston but failed as he knocked the two back into the trees. "I love my daughter too much to let her be ruined by the likes of you peasants!" said Preston as he went in a plane and took off. "We have to get her back!" said Dipper. "We will." said Mabel.