THANK YOU oh wonderful, generous and (most undoubtedly) sexy Secret Santa! I'm not even sure I know what to say about my gifts outside of pointing out their sheer awesomeness! I'm stunned. Thank you very much!

I received a CAKE POP Maker! Cake on a stick?!! I had no idea these things existed. I love me some cake and wouldn't you know it, this machine allows me to make it on the fast and easy (it's a good thing b/c I'm a cake-maker virgin).

My cool Secret Santa also sent me some awesome Me Gusta & Derpina stickers! Look at them! Me Gusta, indeed! I promise to only use these for good and not evil, Secret Santa. I do not wish to disappoint you. Also, I received not one, not two, but THREE bracelets! I only have TWO arms! This is clearly excessive and outrageous. :)

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Last, but not least, I received a Metroid Ring!!! METROID. RING. I'm rockin' this bad boy as I'm typing this and it's already increased my WPM by about 10 words. This thing is not only stylish but a mountain of wickedness to boot. I'm not a ring-wearer normally but this will get plenty of use and wear. THANK YOU SECRET SANTA!!!

Seriously though, I can't thank you enough. These gifts are wonderful and amazing. Thanks for making this Arbitrary Day fun and memorable in many ways. THANKS!!!

:)