Because sometimes the United States of America is great, Frontier Air is offering 50 percent off certain flights with the code, "Deez Nuts." They're obviously trying to capitalize on the Iowan candidate for President, Deez Nuts, who has polled as high as 9-percent in North Carolina. If this isn't the beginning of the movie Idiocracy, I don't know what is.

Most people are "unsure" about Deez Nuts run for presidency, but there's not much to be unsure of when it comes to half-price fairs. Get on this today! (See, I just wrote your ad for free, Frontier. How about some gratis plane tickets as a form of gratitude? Don't make me have to prank you with some Deez Nuts phone calls.)

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Laura Beck Laura Beck is a Los Angeles-based TV writer and frequent contributor to Cosmopolitan.com — her work has appeared in the New York Times, New Yorker, Jezebel, and the Village Voice.

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