1. UCF. 35-24 over Navy. Wild how the team with the longest winning streak in FBS football is going to end up playing some SEC also-ran in a New Year’s bowl but still end up outside consideration for the College Football Playoff. Which SEC also-ran?

Never mind, not important, next, move it along, nope—

2. Pitt. 52-22 flattening of Virginia Tech, bringing Pitt a full step closer to fulfilling the Pitt Prophecy:

Stack embarrassing losses early in the season, including a 51-6 loss to Penn State, a 45-14 drubbing by America’s Best Team UCF, and a 38-35 howler to UNC. UNC is 1-8 for the 2018 football season, and if you are very smart, you just realized who gave the tragic Tar Heels their only win on the season.

Improve out of nowhere and begin hammering people.

Lose to Wake Forest, but still beat Miami to finish the season.

Have three out-of-conference losses, one horrible conference loss, and another pretty bad loss, yet still make the ACC Championship.

Beat Clemson and screw the ACC out of a playoff slot.

That’s just going to happen, and there’s nothing any mortal can do about it because that’s what the ancients decreed.

In the meantime, appreciate Pitt piling up 492 yards against Virginia Tech coordinator Bud Foster’s defense. That sounds like a lot, and is a lot on a historical level: Pitt’s output of 654 yards is the most any Foster defense at Virginia Tech has ever given up in Foster’s 23-year tenure at the school.

BUT THERE IS MORE. The 13.9 yards per play average by Pitt was not only the most Pitt has averaged since 2005. No, that 13.9 yards per play average was the highest by any team in FBS since 2005. Virginia Tech has spent the year giving up 70-yard bombs to ODU and stat-breaking run totals to Pitt. Virginia Tech’s defense needs a damn nap and a juice box, and they need it now.

3. Jeremy Pruitt’s Coaches’ Show Face.

Let’s see if Jeremy Pruitt is more excited to do his coaches show after a big win...nope! pic.twitter.com/qMs3bLwGM5 — Russell Smith (@Russell___Smith) November 11, 2018

Tennessee beat Kentucky, by the way, and yet that’s the face of a guy who’d rather be eating a bowl of tacks than doing whatever he’s doing at the moment. Tacks are not a vegetable, and thus definitely on Pruitt’s list of things he can eat.

4. Clemson. 27-7 submission of Boston College. The score is underwhelming, given Clemson’s galling talent advantage, but remember a.) the Tigers were kind of sloppy and handed BC two turnovers, b.) BC is a very stubborn defensive team and played pretty well at home, and c.) Boston College’s only score happened on a kick return by a dude who wears a hoodie under his pads.

If there is anything more New England than a kick returner who wears a hoodie under his pads, please send it to me at spencer at sbnation.com, and I will credit you for your discovery.

5. Alabama. 24-0 over Mississippi State. It’s fun to talk about how Alabama is now an unstoppable scoring machine capable of incinerating scoreboards at will. But in a week when the Crimson Tide were kept to modest totals by the SEC’s nastiest speed bump — Mississippi State, the doorjamb every team in the conference stubs a toe on — it’s best to remember Alabama still has a defense.

They have a very good defense, in fact. The Alabama defense has only allowed three rushing TDs, is No. 5 in S&P+, and held the Bulldogs to just 44 yards rushing.

Tua Tagovailoa is the more obvious guy destroying the opponent, sure. But allow us to introduce a two-word counter into the conversation: Quinnen Williams.

Quinnen Williams is unstoppable. What a monster. pic.twitter.com/HyUuG0I1FI — Ty Wurth (@WurthDraft) November 10, 2018

Quinnen. Williams.

Quinnen Williams (DT #92)



Phenomenal game vs Ole Miss. I flagged 15 impact plays, just a ridiculous # for an NT.



Can't block him 1-on-1, you just can't. Overwhelms with quickness & power, plus surgical precision in his attacks: pic.twitter.com/HtV1wolkpq — James Thomas (@JamesThomasHT) September 26, 2018

QUINNEN. WILLIAMS.

Watching Quinnen Williams again vs. LSU. It’s even better. He’s an elite talent. pic.twitter.com/hfp7nROJom — J Reid (@JReidNFL) November 8, 2018

QURNNIN. WURRLGMasdlkadsjf;asd

Watch Quinnen Williams bend around the C to get the sack. pic.twitter.com/mbrTN8N6Ep — Ty Wurth (@WurthDraft) November 10, 2018

It’s OK if your team can’t block him. Alabama can’t, either.

“I think we’re honestly a little relieved as an (offensive) line that we’re like, ‘OK, no one else can block him either,’” Alabama left tackle Jonah Williams said. He likens it to blocking “a nearly 300-pound bar of soap.”

Anyway, Alabama has their usual possibly illegal power mutant on the defensive line, they have Tagovailoa, and the fact of their complete supremacy on the football field is something everyone will just have to take as a given to work around in enjoying the rest of the football season. Good luck and Roll Tide.

6. Syracuse. 54-23 over Louisville. 187 to 61 over the past four years: That’s the point total of Louisville’s last four games against Syracuse, all wins for the Cardinals, and all administered with extreme prejudice. The Lamar Jackson hurdle happened against Syracuse. A 56-10 humiliation in the rain in Louisville happened just last year against the Orange, who’ve spent the past four years taking bricks in the teeth from Bobby Petrino’s team.

So once the tables turned? Oh, Syracuse had no choice but to burn Louisville to the ground, especially because the Syracuse offense was built without brakes of any sort. The Orangemen ran the ball 55 times for 326 yards, embarrassed Louisville to a degree not even already-embarrassed Louisville thought possible, and got some revenge in the process.

Then Petrino got fired the next day. To review Syracuse’s delightful 2018 in three easy points:

Has eight wins for the first time since 2012, with three games left. Got Bobby Petrino canned. Has this quarterback:

Someone should get rightfully ticked when someone says this year in college football has been boring. A quarterback who pours grape soda all over himself is leading the Orange to what might be their best season this century. If you’re bored, that’s your fault.

7. Ohio State. 26-6 puntfest win over typical PuntFest Champions Michigan State.

Ohio State got into a punt-off with Michigan State and didn’t die. This is a real achievement, since every team in a punt-off with Michigan State typically ends up on the butt end of a game when, despite out gaining the Spartans by 200 yards, they lose by some ghastly score like 15-11, and everyone watching has a very confusing time.

Instead, Ohio State punter Drue Chrisman shanked his first kick for four yards and then went on A BLOODY PUNTING RAMPAGE THAT DID NOT CEASE FOR THREE PUNTIN’ HOURS. His remaining kicks put Michigan State inside the 10-yard line five times and inside the 5 three times.

In response, the Spartan offense did nothing, then handed the ball back with great field position. It should say something about Michigan State that it took me a while to notice when was Rocky Lombardi in for Brian Lewerke, because both are pretty much good for 20-of-50 for 200 yards and no TDs with one INT, even against Ohio State’s dysfunctional defense.

8. West Virginia. 47-10 over TCU. TCU had a Masters Sunday kind of game, in that they were -7 on the ground. This is great in golf, but terrible if you’re trying to run the ball in a football game.

The victory leaves West Virginia 8-1 with two games to go. The most confusing result for the Big 12 would be:

Iowa State beats Texas

West Virginia loses to Oklahoma

Iowa State and Oklahoma play for Big 12 Title

Iowa State wins, screwing the Big 12

This would be the most confusing result, and so yeah, that’s how the Big 12 rolls.

9. The beard on Georgia RB Deandre Swift’s Dad

@edsbs no flag on DeAndre Swift's dad? Rigged league pic.twitter.com/y29bpFXlfh — HOTLAÑTA MAN (@HOTLANTA_MAN) November 11, 2018

Flawless beard game, sir.