* Sucking tits fatwa’s also. But who are we to judge…?

Highest Islamic Authorties concerned with Tits, Clits, & Pee Pee fatwa’s

CAIRO: First came the breast-feeding fatwa: It declared that the Islamic restriction on unmarried men and women being together could be lifted at work if the woman breast-fed her male colleagues five times. Then came the urine fatwa: It said that drinking the urine of the Prophet Muhammad was deemed a blessing

If the NY Times owned International Herald Tribune is recognizing this barbarianism – then you know it is completely out of hand.



Here’s much more than you really want to know about the bodily fluid fatwa recently issued by the Mufti of Egypt, Dr. Ali Gomaa: Egyptian Mufti: The Companions of the Prophet Blessed Themselves with His Urine, Sweat and Saliva.





When not issuing these freaky fatwas, the good Doctor can be seen meeting with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, discussing how to improve the teaching of Islam in Britain.



In his book Religion and Life â€“ Modern Everyday Fatwas, Egyptian Mufti Dr. Ali Gum’a wrote that the companions of the Prophet Muhammad would bless themselves by drinking his urine, and described an incident of urine-drinking from a hadith: “Umm Ayman drank the urine of the Prophet, and the prophet told her: ‘This stomach will not be dragged through the fire of Hell, because it contains something of our Lord the Messenger of Allah…’

”This blessing,“ Al-Gum’a added, ”[can also] be done with the honorable saliva, sweat, hair, urine or blood of the Prophet. This is because anyone who knows the love of the Messenger of Allah is not repulsed [by these]; just as a mother is not repulsed by the feces of her son, this is even more so [in the case of] our Lord the Messenger of Allah, whom we love more than our fathers, sons, and wives. Anyone who was or is repulsed by the Messenger of Allah must recant his faith.“



Following the ensuing uproar, Gum’a came to the defense of his fatwa, saying: ”The entire body of the Prophet, whether exposed or hidden, is pure, and there is nothing in itâ€“ including his secretions â€“ that [can] repulse anyone. His sweat smelled better than perfume. Umm Haram would collect this sweat and distribute it to the people of Al-Madina.“

Dr. Gum’a added: ”The hadith of Suhail bin Omar at Al-Hudaybiya says: ‘Oh Lord, I was with Kisra [the ruler of Persia] and with Kaisar [the ruler of Byzantium] and I saw no instance in which the leader was glorified like the Companions of the Prophet glorified Muhammad. The second Muhammad spat, one of them would immediately hasten [to grab his saliva] and smear it upon his face.’ Hence, the ulema, including Ibn Hajar Al-Askalani, Al-Baihaqi, Al-Daraqutni and Al-Haythami, determined that the Prophet’s entire body was pure.”

Eccchhh.

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Sheikh Abdel Hamid Tantawy speaks with two women at the ‘Azhar Fatwa Committee’ in al Azhar Mosque in Cairo. This is one of 2 authorized places in Egypt where Muslims can go to seek out Fatwa’s. (Shawn Baldwin/NYT)

‘If you don’t cover your mouth, Satan will urinate in it…’

President of Al-Azhar University and Fomer Mufti of Egypt Ahmad Al-Tayyeb Explains Wife Beating in Islam

From MEMRI

Following is an interview with President of Al-Azhar University and former Mufti of Egypt, Dr. Ahmad Al-Tayyeb, which aired on Nile News TV on May 25, 2007.



Ahmad Al-Tayyeb: With regard to wife beating… In a nutshell, it appeared as part of a program to reform the wife. [According to the Koran], first “admonish them,” [then] “sleep in separate beds, and beat them.”

Interviewer: I think we must stress that this pertains to a rebellious woman…



Ahmad Al-Tayyeb: Of course. It’s not that anybody can start beating as he sees fit. [Westerners] who claim this talk about an Islam which is a figment of their imagination. They are villains because they know there’s no such thing in Islam, and they want to pin this interpretation on it. Why? Because Islamic culture is the only culture that is spreading, and is viewed with fear by people of other cultures. In any case… This method appeared as part of the treatment of a rebellious wife. I am faced with two options – either the family will be destroyed by divorce, or I can use means that may bring my wife, the mother of my children, back to her senses. The first means is admonishment.

* Islamo-logic at work: You see, a Westerner who claims wife-beating is a bad thing is a ‘villain’ and the whole thing is a ‘figment of his imagination’- but wife-beating is perfectly okay to bring a woman ‘back to her senses’…



The second means of treatment is “sleeping in separate beds.” Why? Because this targets the honor… A lot could be said about this. The strength of a woman lies in her ability to seduce the man. The man is strong and can do whatever he wants, but the woman has a weapon of her own. This weapon can be targeted. Many women will come back to their senses, when they realize that this is what’s involved.

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By Allah, even if only one woman out of a million can be reformed by light beatings… It’s not really beating, it’s more like punching… It’s like shoving or poking her. That’s what it is.

* Surely infidel females are now ‘reverting’ in droves? How could anyone possibly resist the call to Islam now?

Comment by Hugh Fitzgerald:

Here we have the highest authority in Sunni Islam telling us that women are all about sex and nothing but sex, with their power derived not from superior morality or tenderness or intelligence, but only from their satanic powers of sexual, not intellectual, seduction.

One looks forward to Western feminists, worrying over such things as “glass ceilings” for female executives, and the male gaze, telling us what they think of the advice dispensed by the president of al-Azhar and former Mufti of Egypt. Or will there be silence? Or a pretense that he has no authority to speak, but is merely a lone mad mufti, possibly punch-drunk himself, in every sense?

