[A woman is sitting in a bar]

Guy 1: Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

Woman: Get out of here

Guy 2: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Woman: No, thanks

Guy 3: Hey baby, are those astronaut pants?

Woman: Oh, crap

[A pantsless astronaut chases the woman, who is wearing a pair of astronaut pants]



