Queen Elizabeth was spotted performing a drive-by shooting last night in an incident that has left eight dead and several more wounded.

Witnesses were stunned to see the Queen pop her head out of a Range Rover and fire off shots as she drove through London.

Jack Johnson, a witness at the scene, said: ‘It was quite impressive really because she was driving as well and she seemed to be hitting most of her targets. Good aim, Your Majesty!’

Others people weren’t as impressed, saying that the Queen can’t just go around London shooting people – she should do that in Birmingham or Manchester.

It’s believed that The Queen used a suppressed pistol to avoid alerting her victims and that people just ‘started dropping like flies’ as she went on her rampage.

The Queen has already released a statement about the incident: ‘One cannot be arrested so you plebs can all suck it.’

The gangster granny is a menace to the UK and some are calling for her to be deported back to Germany.

‘I’m sick of refugees and immigrants coming over here, stealing all the jobs and committing crime. It’s not right,’ said UKIP member Paul Nuttall. ‘The Queen must go!’

The Sun are reporting that The Queen never shot anyone and that all the victims actually shot each other. Those reports have been confirmed as utter bullshit.