TEN SIGNED COPIES! (Great value; Perfect gift for a school, library, meetup, or your enormous family. Which I will not question you about. I’d never.)

1) 10 copies of the book, all personally signed by the author, fresh off the presses from its first printing.

2) Your name will be listed in the book.

3) If you like, send us pics of up to FOUR faces to be in the book!!

4) Our deepest (seriously deepest) thank you (& shout-out on social media).

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