Yay! I don't fall into this flowchart!

I'm starting to be confused, I suppose... I have never once used Twitter or Facebook. And I'm proud of that.

I read blogs like this one and I comment, I have the occasional post of my own on my own little blog, and I pop up on a handful of bulletin board forums from time to time; I like observing and discussing things...

But I can't be the only person in the developed world who doesn't give half a shit what each and every person he's ever met is doing every 30 seconds, or what any celebrity is doing EVER... can I?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?