>Badass Beard – Very much so.

>Big Beautiful Man - 6'4", stocky, and an imposing presence when put up against...well, almost anyone else.

>Cultured Badass – Going by appearances, and his manner of speech, he is this. The Creepy One could be best described as what might happen if the host of Masterpiece Theater became a Hell's Angel.

>Dark Is Not Evil - Looks like something between a Goth and a Badass Biker, but is in fact a reasonable and level-headed reviewer.

>Long-Haired Pretty Boy – Subverted. He's a bit too rough to fit the archetype. He fits better into the Bara Genre category.

>Mr. Fanservice - for the Bear crowd. He's a Big Beautiful Man, tall and stocky, with a penchant for reviewing certain things in his underwear, Cool Hat, and shades.

>Nerds Are Virgins – Was subjected to this trope throughout high school. In reality, he'd solved that little problem via a technicality, but couldn't be bothered to inform anyone.

>If the rumors about his love life are any indication, he's done things that most guys would shoot their own mothers to experience.

>Urban Legend Love Life – This plagued him while he worked for a certain retail chain.

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