Luna: *sigh* I was depressed.

Celestia: That again. What is depressing you now?

L: I wanted you to follow a diet, but... after putting some thoughts about all the cakes you gob and your fat butt... I gave up.

C: .... W-what does that eclipse have to do with that? And my bu- my rump is fine!

L: I thought seeing you like this would make me laugh. I guess that I was wrong...

C: Put a end to this this instant by moving your Moon away from my Sun!

L: Fine! *sigh* I knew that a meteor would have been bet-

C: What did you say?

L: You there, give me something stronger.