Allegedly posted on the “>48 Things Men Hear In A Lifetime (That Are Bad For Everyone)<” video from Huffpo. It was pointed out that the original female version was “>48 Things Women Hear In A Lifetime (That Men Just Don’t)<”. Notice the difference? When people say sexist things to men, they’re not really problems for men alone, because that would mean treating men like primary victims of sexism, ever.



1) “Well, sure, you’re the only one covered in bruises, but if you don’t leave the house willingly, we’re going to have to arrest you.”

2) “Yes, we’re aware there was no evidence of abuse that we could find, but if you want to see your kid you’ll have to come up with the fee for the court-ordered supervision.”

3) “You’re responsible for your estranged spouse’s legal fees, as well as your own.”

4) “You can’t sell your house without your wife’s permission. Yes, we know the title is solely in your name, but it’s the law (in Michigan, possibly elsewhere).”

5) “You’re married? Oh, I’m sorry, but you can’t undergo surgical sterilization without a signed release form from your spouse.”

6) “Well, yes, we understand the pregnancy was accidental, but we’re going to force you to become a parent.”

7) “If you can’t support your daughter, the least you could do is what it takes to get her death benefits.” (this incitement to suicide was said by a judge when a father requested to reduce child support due to being laid off)

8) “It’s okay, baby. No need to cry so much. It’s just a little snip. There’s my tough little guy.”

9) “You don’t want to have sex with me? What are you, gay?”

10) “Well, if you don’t know what you did wrong, I’m certainly not going to tell you.”

11) “Your SO hit you? What did you DO?”

12) “It’s your duty.”

13) “I heard a noise downstairs! Go see what it is!”

14) “I’d never have sex with someone who hasn’t been circumcised!”

15) “Intact genitals are gross!”

16) “You’re expelled for engaging in a drunk hook-up.”

17) “Sure, you were passed out, but what happened to you wasn’t rape.”

18) “We’re awarding you the kids because you’re the better parent. (generally, the mother has to be seriously unfit, not just not as competent)”

19) “What’s wrong with you? Why haven’t you proposed yet?”

20) “What are you doing for your SO on Valentine’s Day?”

21) “You have a collect call from [your child]. Do you wish to accept the charges? (on Father’s day, the day of the year when the highest volume of collect calls are made)”

22) “Are you just going to let him talk to me that way?!”

23) “You just don’t listen to me!”

24) “You’re emotionally unavailable!”

25) “Your ego is so fragile.”

26) “You always get so whiny when you’re sick.”

27) “You’re taking me for granted.”

28) “You just have to try harder to make your partner happy. Your partner is worth it.”

29) “Withholding sex or affection from your SO is a form of emotional abuse.”

30) “Your partner has a "relationship problem”. What you did was abuse. (Dr. Phil, referring to a man who pushed his wife onto the bed so he could leave a situation where she was physically assaulting him)“

31) "Just stand up for yourself!”

32) “You are NOT going to my friend’s wedding dressed like that!”

33) “You should rent your wedding outfit.”

34) “It’s been ages since you took me anywhere!”

35) “You never do anything to make me happy!”

36) “Oral? Ew, you’re joking.”

37) “Get lost, creep.”

38) “As if, loser.”

39) “Your tears are delicious!”

40) “What do you mean, you want to be a stay at home parent?”

41) “You don’t appreciate me.”

42) “You’re dating someone younger? Pedo!”

43) “If you’re walking behind someone at night, you should cross the street so as not to frighten them.”

44) “The only reason you’re contesting custody is to control and abuse your ex-partner.”

45) “I don’t care how you feel!”

46) “Sorry, I don’t date anyone shorter than me.”

47) “Running away? What a loser!”

48) “Welcome to your mandatory sexual consent workshop."﻿