iliketheoffice:

“When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCO, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few peoples empties, some brewskies, some jello shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up, boot, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it effect my grades but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B’s; They called me Buzz.”

-Andy Bernard