“They said they were going to storm, they went to Area 51 and just stood around,” Robert said.

“I thought they were going to take an alien home. Scared little millennial p##y’s. They probably got a text message from their helicopter mommy telling them not to do that.” He continued.

These were Roberts comments to his group of friends who meet at McDonald’s every morning for breakfast. Several of the men shared the sentiment.

“They arrested me for protesting Vietnam,” one of the men vented, “Did I cry about it? No. I was out there a week later throwing rocks at the cops. What’s with these kids, they can’t even run past a sign in the middle of the desert.”

“These brats stood there, and yelled Clap Alien Cheeks,” A 70 year old man said, “Clap Alien Cheeks? WTF does that even mean?”

Hundreds of people gathered outside the gates of Area 51, this was a result of a joke facebook invitation entitled Storm Area 51: They Can’t Stop Us All.. Only handful of arrests have been made for trespassing. One person was cited for public urination.

“I thought they said they couldn’t stop them all. They didn’t even try. Public urination? Millennial P##y’s!” Exclaimed Robert.