Original Air date: January 9th, 2020

Caption: Paul explores Non Newtonian Bread theories.

Running time: 1:40

Recording location: The Churn version 7

Contents show]

Topics Edit

Matt indates that there is constructions near the studio. Paul sings the Autozone theme song. Jacob claims that song is by the band Europe. They talk about a debris truck that has a "not responsible for broken windsheilds" sign. Matt proposes a "not responsible for unrealized potential" sign.

Matt talks about going to his kid's first basketball game. He talks about "little soccer."

Matt talks about a person that ate chicken off of the bones while they were shopping. The hosts talk about thei favorite grocery stores in the area. They also talk about the uniqueness of the grocery story industry. Matt mentions the honeycomb goblins.

A Fake Commercial for Uncle Ducky's Peckin' Farm, hands-free eating.

The hosts talk about the Australian fires and the left (global warming) and right (actually just arsonists).

Paul starts talking about aliens. The What has Paul Mattingly been watching jingle is played. He reccommends the Action Bronson youtube show "Watching Ancient Aliens with Friends."

A Fake Commercial for Charlieseats.com that soudns like he's barfing.

Paul talks about going to see the show Le Reve. He compares it to a He-Man show. Some of the show takes place underwater.

Matt brings the conversation back around to the Australian fires.

Scoopmail Edit

Sarah Boyle sends in a physical scoopmail of some dried fruit.

Spotlight Scoop writes in a Wait, he did what?? story about a person named Pete who impersonated a police officer.

Reverend Scoop Kevin tells a story about hesitating a high-five because of a missing finger. He asks about accidental assholery.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The hunt for balls theme is played. Sarah Boyle sends in a scoopardy about meat, loaf, and meatloaf.

Characters and Bits Edit

Sam's Fairly close to my house.

Jacob takes one dick to start a fire.

Stolen Valor Latte

Jacob assigns people genders for the night at work.

We all live in a Bread from Sara Lee (Yellow Submarine)

Bread is a fluid and/or a plasma

We all live in a Pebble Trampoline (yellow Submarine) bit in the scoop name thanks (Episode title reference)

The He-Man wet show

Episode art by twitter user @slakingfool