I was just as surprised as anyone when some of the SEC coaches had candid images leak. Some of the images you can’t un-see, so tread lightly as you scroll through the article.

Bret Bielema: It’s unclear whether he was leaving these pics undeveloped for a special someone, but they were developed, and I have some questions about this sordid little affair. The timeless art of seduction.

Steve Spurrier: Now we are getting a clearer picture as to why he kept suspending Stephen Garcia- Garcia was interfering with the OBC’s game at the club. Talk about Fun n’ Gun.

Derek Mason: It appears that Mason is trying his hand at some modeling in his free time, which makes sense because Vandy didn’t look like they had any idea what was happening on the football field. Anchor down, blue steel.

Will Muschamp: Coach Boom has always been known for his intensity, so we’re glad he’s taking some time to turn that heat down to a simmer with a relaxing massage. Though Boom may want to look elsewhere for his masseuse, Urban apparently was a little too stressed himself to stay in the SEC.

Mark Richt: It’s no secret that a good many Georgia fans like to hit up Frat Beach before the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail party, but it is a bit surprising that Coach Richt would take time to build sandcastles with the student body.

Les Miles: I don’t really think anyone is surprised by this at all.

Nicholas Saban and Lane Kiffin: The marriage is sure to get a little contentious, and since Lane can’t voice any concerns publicly during the season, he’ll no doubt look back at all the happy times he and Saban had together. I’ve never seen Saban happier than he is in this moment, totally free.

* Obviously, these are photoshopped images. Considering the slate of games this week, we thought we’d have some fun with current events.