Holy fucking shit the Milwaukee Brewers are giving away a Bob Uecker talking alarm clock next season. As revealed today by the club, the All-Fan Giveaway will be available at the July 10, 2016 Brewers/Cardinals game, and will be a talking alarm clock featuring Bob Uecker saying “Get up, get up, get outta…bed!” Holy fucking shit.

The Bob Uecker talking alarm clock (holy fucking shit) is the fifth All-Fan Giveaway the Brewers have announced for next season, following non-talking-Bob-Uecker stuff like a Barking BobbleHank and a Greg Vaughn bobblehead. But forget all that, because, once again: a Bob Uecker talking alarm clock. July 10. Get up, get up, get outta bed. Thank you.