I need to preface everything I'm about to say with a definitive statement: I love Drake. I love his music. I love how moody he is. I love that he's "#complicated." Someone whose work sounds like what would happen if that Doctor Who rain GIF was able to make music.

So, yeah, I'm all in on Drake even if his entire career seems to be a reaction to that one episode of Degrassi when he couldn't get it up. That said, he's also maybe a little corny? The latest example of his other-worldly corniness? The Internet's discovery that Drake might just have tattoos of Kevin Durant and Steph Curry's jersey numbers on his arm. That feeling you're feeling is second-hand embarrassment.

This was first discovered by ESPN's Jovan Buha.

But the geniuses over at SBNation, couldn't just take that at face value. No, they must have just seen The Post, because they did what journalists do and went digging until they found a photo that could give them a more definitive look at the tattoos. Their findings WILL SHOCK YOU. (Or not, because you know Drake is a cornball.)

ENHANCE!

Yes, underneath 35 is the word "Snipe." Kevin Durant's old Instagram handle? @easymoneysniper. So Occam's Razor would tell us that yeah, it sure seems like die-hard Raptors fan Drake has Golden State Warriors stars Kevin Durant and Steph Curry's numbers on his arm. Weird.