"Watch this."

The Bastard of the Mountain, a human fighter raised by dwarves. Thick of calf and quad, 6 foot 6 of muscle and beard. The Great Axe of Irondeep, Pride of the Dwarfanage, The Oft Dead. Having dug further into the Irondeep Mountains than any man or dwarf before him, Hardwon believes his next great adventure lies above ground, and has set off to see the world.

Jake Hurwitz is the co-founder of HeadGum, co-creator of the "Jake and Amir" webseries, and only 6 inches shorter than Hardwon.