I am absolutely floored by the generosity of my Santa. A jersey from the local team the Fife Flyers (lovingly donated by Santa's girlfriend!). It's so cool!!!! And Santa had a shirt custom made for me in classic Ducks colors with Paul Kariya's name & number on the sleeve. Santa also sent a signed Joe Sacco card, which is (oddly) my first signed Ducks card! Yay! And, because Santa did some proper Reddit-stalking, I also received some snacks! Hooray for crisps and chocolate. And homemade Scottish tablet. HOMEMADE!!! And to top it off was a wonderful hand written letter explaining all of the items, as well as explaining hockey in Scotland. And now I want to visit!

I am still a bit misty-eyed and stunned by everything. Thank you so much, skyhawks29!