"Hey Wilma, have you seen Fred?" Barney Rubble asked Wilma Flintstone as he was hanging out by the pool, with it being a normal prehistoric day in Bedrock as he had a silver gun in his hands for some reason. I guess you could say Barney 'The Dinosaur' was a silver gunner. "We were gonna go get stoned at The Nutshack, but I can't seem to find him anywhere."

(cue laugh track)

(it's the laugh track)

"No, Barney, I haven't." Wilma stated as she rubbed her chin. "It's odd. It's not like his royal highness would just disappear like that."

"That is strange." Betty Rubble added as she was riding on top of Dino for some reason, pointing at a huge stony building towards the east. "I heard that new school is dedicated to this weird thing called... anime, I think?"

Suddenly, y'know IN THE TOWN OF BEDROCK, Tito Dick "Dickman" Baby entered Fred's home, laughing as he was quite hard himself, facing Wilma and Betty. "Hey ladies... I heard you wanted to have a yabba dabba gay old time..."

"Het!" Felix The Cat exclaimed as he popped out of Tito Dick's pants, causing everyone to panic as everything got much darker.

"WHAT ARE YA DOING!?" Robbie Rotten exclaimed as he was trying to catch Pebbles and Bam Bam on the run, while nearby, in the nutshack was the trio of Jack, Phil, and Horatio, who were trying to impress the citizens of Bedrock with their shitty superhero antics while Chita shit her pants from constantly farting too much. A naked black guy walked by and screamed as he was getting angrily excited from Chita farting in tight jeans.

"Holy crap, Lois!" Peter Griffin exclaimed as the Family Guy was trying to have a funny moment, only for him to get knocked into a chestnut tree by Homer Simpson, who was singing the Flintstones theme off key.

"D'oh!" Homer exclaimed as he noticed that Peter dented his pink car. But we're not here for the reboots... we're here for the original stuff.

Meanwhile at Otonokizaka High School, a far less grand location...

"Who are you?" Kousaka Honoka asked a strange guy from the town of Bedrock. "Because it seems today, that all you see..."

"Looks like a cavemen..." Ayase Eli commented as she squinted her eyes. "Might have violence in movies, and sex on TV..."

"My name's Flintstone..." The caveman chuckled as he adjusted his blue tie, his orange shirt standing out amongst the other colors. "Fred Flintstone. And I make high quality rips..."

"Ooh, do you fart music?" Minami Kotori asked as she let out a bassy fart.

"What? No! I mean, I rock the place!" Fred Flintstone explained as he chuckled, rubbing his chin with his right hand. "Literally."

"...you would have to be stoned to make that kind of joke," Sonoda Umi groaned as she placed her right hand on her face.

"What, you can't giggle at a corny joke? Lighten up, you bonehead," Hoshizora Rin scoffed as she slapped Sonoda across the back of the head.

"Yeah, maybe we should clean the slate clean with Fred here. He looks like my grandfather." Nishikino Maki observed after taking a good look at Fred.

Toujou Nozomi gasped as she placed her hands on her face, dropping all the tarot cards she had. "You think he's a... grand dad?"

"FLINSTONES!?" A whole bunch of background characters exclaimed as they couldn't believe the confirmation.

Fred chuckled as he patted his chest, pulling out a stone bowl of Fruity Pebbles. "Well, actually, my daughter Pebbles-"

"Part of this complete breakfast." The narrator stated out of nowhere.

"...What the hell was that?" Koizumi Hanayo remarked in confusing while putting her hands on her hips.

"Never mind, let's get started. Hey... why is it suddenly snowing?" Fred remarked as he looked out, to see that it was snowing over the high school.

Yazawa Nico shrugged as she shook her head. "I don't know, but it's getting brighter. Like there's a halation approaching us..."

"Todokete!" Toujou exclaimed as everyone looked at her oddly. "...what? I felt like screaming it."

It was then that the idols and Fred were crushed by the Phantom Cruiser, with Space Ghost stumbling out as he groaned.

"I knew I should have listened to the trolls about Chester Cheetah," Space Ghost mumbled as he then barfed on Fred, falling on top of the idols not crushed by his ship as a result.

But where are those good old fashion values... on which we used to rely...?

Don't drink and drive, folks.

"Oh please, I could have written better," Dry Bowser scoffed as he was pulling President Haltmann behind him, the president encased in rope.

"Hey! Unhand me this instant! I'm a sophisticated business man!" Haltmann exclaimed as he struggled to break free.

Gruntilda Winkybunion scoffed as she adjusted her black hat. "Oh please. You're just going to try and make us forge for supplies to get your daughter back."

"...Do you think we should tell him, or should I?" Arceus stated as he glanced behind him to see Susie farting constantly.

"Oh look, a meme fic!" Inspector Gadget stated with a smile as he was using his gadget copter to hover, y'know IN THE AIR. "You know what these stories need? Brown bricks from minecrap! Go go gadget-"

Smol Nozomi farted so loudly, she broke a high quality rip through the space time continuum, sucking everything in as everyone screamed and got sucked in. A few minutes later, Dr. Hoshi and Peppy Ankylosaurus were spat out of the wormhole, the two dinosaurs looking at each other.

"Great Scott!" Dr. Hoshi exclaimed as the purple raptor adjusted his light blue glasses. "I fear we may have been thrown into a stupid plot!"

"Doesn't that always happen with us?" Peppy scoffed as the yellow ankylosaurus swung his tail club while munching on some green lettuce he had with him. "I don't know what's worse, having an actual role in a fanfiction, or being reduced to a very brief cameo."

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus whistled as he was quick to dash away from the laptop, writing this entire thing down as it now had to end on a cliffhanger since he was I and I just now was completing-