Posted 21 March 2015 - 08:32 AM

Ice Ferret!!!

Having been inspired by recent successes of other FRR units to capture Clan Technology, The Isengrim Super Viking Elite Omega Special Forces SEALS Recon Einherjar Dragon-Slayers Regiment Lance was sent deep into Clan Territory (literally two blocks away from our mead hall) to capture for ourselves, some of that sweet Clan-Tech-Pie.Before commencing our operation we first gathered around us some of the greatest experts the Inner Sphere had in Clan technology and tactics. These experts happened to be random people within a one block radius of our mead-hall, but this does not mean we just asked anyone. Only that we just asked everyone.. we could find.From these experts we learned numerous things; like how to really add volume to our hair (to make it stand out at Royal Balls) or proper Waifu care and maintenance to ensure that our personal Kurita Mandated Waifu stays loyal to us and Dear Leader, or how to not to set up Star Leagues. After assessing and internalizing these valuable insights we then got to the crux of the matter. If we were to steal Clan Tech, what kind of Tech should we take?Now obviously initially there were some attempts to get us go for their 'Omni-Blow Dryers' or their Iron-Waifu-Wombs, also for some strange reason our Kurita representatives just kept telling us that we were all clans and we should just steal the Davion and Marik representatives shoes and then say "GG Shoes, Ha Ha Ha." But after some initial bumps we finally got everyone on board with taking a Clan MECH.After a few minutes of heated discussion of the merits of various Clan Mechs we came to a decision that all parties could agree on.So Ladies and Gentlemech's let me present to you our newly minted...The Preeminent Clan Mech.Using our advanced extraction methods we were able to take this Mech back to our base where we celebrated appropriately, as vikings.And took some pictures for good measure.Unfortunately, we didn't pay a ton of attention to what was going on after this and were bombarded pretty heavily.I am pretty sure, like, everyone died.But it was worth it, for we placed our Ice Ferret in Omega and fired it off to Rasalhague, where our crack scientists are even this very moment unlocking the secrets of Clan Tech.So fear not Inner Sphere, soon an army of reverse engineered Ice Ferrets will enter the fray. And the clans will tremble!

Edited by Mech The Dane, 21 March 2015 - 08:56 AM.