>be me

>looking out of this dinosaur for months now

>this random ass mailman appears behind me

>asks if I was expecting someone

>Thought he would shoot me in my head, so I said you'd better leave

>"What I was making friendly conversation!"

>Act confused

>Send him on a quest to find out who sold my wife.

>gives him my beret

>Expects him to ditch me

>2 minutes later he shows up to the rock in front of the dinosaur, and puts on the beret

>cap the motherfucker

>asked him how did he know

>"I found the bill of sale"

>After this, I agreed to travel with him

Part 2:

>be me

>headed to giant ass fort

>source of all my problems, caesar there

>hyped as fuck

>Mailman arrives at the front gate and fires six headshots in the gardkeepers

>start rampage around the fort

>steal a dog's brain

>Enter's royal looking tent

>Caesar, the source of all my problems, sitting on his throne

>Mailman manages to kill every single bodyguard with his shiny new SMG

>I finish the job by killing Caesar

>mfw a mailman helped me solve my existential crisis.