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Swift and Kanye West beef is all scripted, and we are falling for it.

I first begin the show by talking about a innocent woman who was sent to jail because she was crying in court about being A VICTIM OF RAPE. I then call out the judicial system. I also talk about a billboard in Muncie, Indiana that read "Don't need the police? Then call a crackhead". I also talk about a high school water polo player who groped an innocent opponent while playing in a game, and I call out the media for not talking about it. I finish up by explaining why the Taylor