As a writer, I like to think I have my finger on the pulse of the people, and if there's one thing people are tired of these days, it's sex, right? I mean, seriously, YAWN. Your junk goes in their fun spot and you moan and repeat and count to 10 until it's all over. (At least this is how Adam Tod Brown explained sex to me. I'm not sure. I've never kissed a girl.) Anyway, I know the world is tired of sex, but y'know what it can't get enough of? CELEBRITIES!

That got me thinking. Is there a way to combine sex and celebrities? I mean besides a sex tape. What if, I wondered, I wrote a book laying out all-new sexy, sexy, sex positions and named those positions after a bunch of famous people? I mean, we need some new sex positions. Reverse Cowgirl, 69, Doggy Style ... it's all old school, but we here at Cracked are hip! That's why I was able to convince Jack O'Brien to personally fund my new book: The Big Book of Celebrity Sex Positions.