I’m going to admit something that I usually wouldn’t admit.Â I’m a fan of Katy Perry.Â I know what you’re thinking “Uh yea, I want to bang her too bro.”Â No, I mean, I actually know the words to her awful songs.Â It happened last summer during a road trip.Â Every 5th song on the XM station I was listening to, was KP.Â By the time I got through Arizona I was singing “Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top.”

Long story short, being a fan of Katy Perry makes me feel ultra gay.Â Thus, I’m going to mask my homosexuality by posting sexy gifs and saying stuff like “damn I’d f*ck her tight ass.”Â When in reality, I just wanna go get a mani-pedi with her and talk about boys.