This season, MLS games on Univision have an English commentary available by using the SAP feature on your television. Ramses Sandoval and Paul Caligiuri provide the English play by play as well as entertainment to those watching. Today we kick off a new feature, Fun With SAP. These are actual quotes from last night’s doubleheader. Honestly, this could have been 30 pages long.

“New York City in their navy blue away jersey, as they are away here at Toyota Park.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

“they’ll knock the ball around despite it being an away game” #MLSSAP — R.D. Mira (@rdizzle618) April 25, 2015

Discussing top 5 “derbys” in the world and the mentioned LA v Seattle… #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

“Dix Miskrut is going to have a shot.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

“Picked up by Jones in the midsection of the green rectangle.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

“The Fire control with the tiki taka. The here, the there. The up and down.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

“In Trinidad they breed these skillful players like Jones.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

“I’ve that ball hit myself in the face too. You don’t realize it’s coming, it’s almost a double pain.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

“Look at this great touch. He touches it too far.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

Kennedy was “an absolute starter for Chivas USA, obviously before they disappeared.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

“Inside the small box, you can’t touch the keeper. That should be a foul there.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) April 25, 2015

Ref points to goal. “Is this another corner kick!? Oh no it’s not…” #MLSSAP — Rob ロブ (@GameMisconduct1) April 25, 2015

Even MLS players took to Twitter

Can someone get caligiuri some proper pronunciations on the players’ names!! Please?! #CHIvNYC #COLvDAL — Benny Feilhaber (@b_feilhaber22) April 25, 2015

Put it in, take a shot, do SOMETHING!!?!#%>~ — William Trapp (@wil_trapp) April 25, 2015

There are a number of quotes and comments we couldn’t fit in this post so make sure you search #MLSSAP on Twitter for more.

(image courtesy of chicago-fire.com)