What??? Two FanPosts in one day? Has this ever happened?

After getting a new phone this week, I had to deal with the hassle of a reset dictionary. Words and names my old phone used to be familiar with started to get autocorrected, and it made for some weird typing, which inspired me to write this post.

What I did was I completely re-reset the dictionary, and typed in names of the Sens' roster, along with some prospects and former players. Some of them stayed the same due to the name's simplicity (Chris Phillips, Nick Paul), and others were so obscure that it couldn't think of anything to autocorrect it to (Alfredsson, Borowiecki). But the ones that changed produced some pretty hilarious results. Here are the best ones:

Current Senators

Alex Chips Son (Alex Chiasson)

Ryan Single (Ryan Dzingel)

Jean-Gabriel Pageant (Jean-Gabriel Pageau)

Sack Smith (Zack Smith)

Kyle Turks (Kyle Turris)

Chris Wiseman (Chris Wideman)

Nima Zinc Rad (Mika Zibanejad)

Prospects

Marcus Hog Erg (Marcus Hogberg)

Michael Me Ramen (Michael Keranen)

Matt Our Owl (Matt Puempel)

Filipino Hal (Filip Ahl)

Shane Wiser Man (Shane Eiserman)

Filipino Cheap OK (Filip Chlapik)

Robbie Bail Largely (Robbie Baillargeon)

Travis Swanky (Travis Ewanyk)

Andrea's England (Andreas Englund)

Fredrick Claws Son (Fredrik Claesson)

Christian Woman In (Christian Wolanin)

Jelly Summers (Kelly Summers)

Miles Gender On (Miles Gendron)

Troy Ruck Pesty (Troy Rutkowski)

Former Senators

Alexis Yasmin (Alexei Yashin)

Dang Heat Let (Dany Heatley)

Shawn Maces Herb (Shawn MacEachern)

Andrea's Sack Elk (Andreas Dackell)

Chris Jelly (Chris Kelly)

Alexandre Dangle (Alexandre Daigle)

Zeno Character (Zdeno Chara)

Filipino Luba (Filip Kuba)

Van Lab Pros Pal (Vaclav Prospal)

Sylvia's Tithe On (Sylvain Turgeon)

Steve Duchesse (Steve Duchesne)

Rob Zany Net (Rob Zamuner)

Harlow Tutu (Jarkko Ruutu)

Zen In Monoplane (Zenon Konopka)

And finally...

Chris Cannoli (Chris Campoli)

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Let me know your favourites in the comments! Thanks for reading!