Burzum RPG In The Works 2012-05-14 by Hyperion1001 EMERITUS | 85 Comments



"I am not trying to revolutionize RPG gaming with this game or anything like that. I just wanted to add in a game some things I have always missed in other games and remove some things I didn't like, and then create a setting I would want to play in myself."

He will also be infusing much of his knowledge of the sorcery and religion of ancient Scandinavia into the IP, all while balancing this with his new inquiries into the superior Neanderthalic peoples, of which he is reporting Europeans are directly descended from.



More news soon to follow.



http://www.burzum.org/eng/library/2012_interview_olde_haint_press.shtml In an interview with Varg posted on the Burzum official website, Varg has admitted that he will be working on a tabletop RPG, stating,"I am not trying to revolutionize RPG gaming with this game or anything like that. I just wanted to add in a game some things I have always missed in other games and remove some things I didn't like, and then create a setting I would want to play in myself."He will also be infusing much of his knowledge of the sorcery and religion of ancient Scandinavia into the IP, all while balancing this with his new inquiries into the superior Neanderthalic peoples, of which he is reporting Europeans are directly descended from.More news soon to follow.

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Will be the first tabletop RPG I learn to play





loooooooooooooool





Hahahahahaha





If his board games are like his music, it'll be overly repetitive with rules no one can understand.





will be lame as fuck but i will probably buy it





Brilliant, interview was crazy too





Now, i wish to take a more serious turn... I wonder what your feelings are on things like wild-crafting and foraging





If he incorporates half of the stuff he discusses in the interview, there's no way this could be lame. Too bad I don't play these things.





Burzum needs to make a console RPG and the final boss would be a black guy.





Who in their right mind would buy it?





You have burnt down all the churches in the village



Do you wish to begin raping and pillaging? y/n





lol a "Raping and Pillaging Game"







See? D&D does cause satan worship. And you thought that loud old lady at church was crazy.





RPG games are metal, just like using fucking mercury as a lubricant.





This confirms what I've always thought about black metal and its fans.





the surprise is that it's an actual rocket propelled grenade





This is dumb.





this is hilarious





Yeah this is pretty fucking funny.



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The game will provide gamers the ability to shoot up local McDonalds', establish plans for WW3 as well as level up to 'pocket knife jab to face'





epic





Who am I gonna have to kill to get this game?





im gonna buy so hard



youre only allowed to be lawful evil





black metal is so nerdy

Which is why it's so awesome. m/





lol played my first pen and paper rpg this year at college, it was fun at times. this is really interesting, and the amount of detail that goes into these things is insane. good luck





Who is this old fool



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Don't quite understand all the criticism. I'm not one to indulge in these things, but... he hasn't even made it yet.



But if it is stupid, I'm sure there will be a way to turn it into a drinking game; like all things in life.





I hope this doesn't get banned from sale in Canada.





pahahahah



there's seemingly no end to his absurdities





This sounds oddly awesome M/





fucking yessss





Need to blow the dust off my D20's now.





"if it is stupid, I'm sure there will be a way to turn it into a drinking game; like all things in life."



my exact thoughts





how many racist overtones can you find while playing



take a shot for every one





Finally a truly metal RPG, none of that D&D stuff! *sarcasm*





A dungeon crawl a day keeps the church burning away





Game of the year, guys





Didn't know varg had a PhD in Anthropology.



varg has a phd in talking to odin, who obvs knows all the answers





How long before Monopoly; Burzum Edition?



You have murdered Euronymous.



Go to Jail.





Saw new Baroness track and was like :-D :-D :-D :-D

Saw new Burzum RPG and was like :? O_o :-/ :-(





You have murdered Euronymous.



Go to Jail.



and then I lol'd so it was all ok.



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The Aryan Scrolls IV: Oblivious





lol?





wow haha i would buy it





Didn't know varg had a PhD in Anthropology.



nah he doesn't, he has a PhD in aryanism advised by Dr. R. Hollier





haha





"You rolled a 23, go beat up a Jew"



"Awwwwww man. Do you do anything in this game that isn't racist?"



"Yeah, prob--" *looks over rules* "No."





Black metal is obviously full of losers.





I watched that documentary "Until The Light Takes Us" and the interviews with him in that hotel room that passes for a maximum security prison cell over there were hilarious. I was expecting him to be some intimidating figure but the guy is the biggest dork I've seen in my life.





This will rule





Bet that fucker is gonna make Loki a jew. Gonna so be so uncool.





Level 1: Burn down 10 Churches

Level 2: Kill your bandmate and claim self defense





can't wait to see the racial bonuses! :]



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"This confirms what I've always thought about black metal and its fans."







pretty much





Does that mean that the Dungeonmaster in this game will be the Jewmaster?





I love how random people come to this site for news and the article is submitted by "Ire's wet dream"





lol hopefully this will be cool





I will own this





sweet





nah he doesn't, he has a PhD in aryanism advised by Dr. R. Hollier



rofl





I would totally play this game just for the sheer absurdity of it's existence. Always thought this guy was a total moron though, good music aside.



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Came back for the comments, end up giggling like little girl. Well played, Sputnik community.







"Opens chest... You've found 4000 kroner and an Flaming Viking Broadsword of Church Burning +4"





But wait, how about Burzum's Creed?



http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/58269037/Burzum+varg.jpg





Burzum would rather be bashing skulls with his spiked club than doing parkour, i think.



http://metalheads.ru/_ld/2/279.jpg





doubtful





He hates capatlism so much XD!





This thread is awesome.





The only skull he is gonna crush is his own when he falls because of his fragility. Have you looked at him lately? Dude looks like he aged 30 years in 5 years.





This thread is so full ov win





the first ever ttkvltrpg ov all time





next norwegian i see i'm jumping and knifing





what the what





I bet you can kill your own team mates in this game.





this is the funniest thread I have read on here in a long time.





sputnik makes me smoke





Well, this should be interesting.





lmao





"Well, this should be interesting."



SadAndHolyGlow casts ressurection on old threat - succeeds





is this still happening?



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i wanna play this





this is huh.... wow



how come i never heard of this til now





Because it died like a month after it was announced.





that's a shame





Agreed. Some of his plans for it would have been a lot of fun.





this would've been so perfect omfg



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