Good day, Sir or Madam. I received your package at my cabin this past week per this Internet machine's parcel exchange. As such, I shall be moving after I open this because no one should know where I live or have my address. Your parcel contained several items wrapped in festive wrappings. A little too festive for my taste. I prefer wrapping gifts in brown paper bags I get from Food and Stuff. The first gift was a wooden frame of four of my favorite things in this world: bacon, eggs, toast, and Leslie Knope. The second gift is exactly what I asked for: Wood. This is the one word and only word I used in my parcel exchange information box. You rose up to the challenge and sent me this handsome piece of olive wood. Check out the grain! My last gift is the gift of a giant bag of meat! I shall be eating this very soon. Thank you, Sir or Madam, you have outdone yourself! I realize how challenging I was for only listing "wood" as my only like but I enjoyed your creativity and ingenuity! I apologize for that outburst of emotion. Thank you again.