guy: well dang. looks like my friends aren't at this party yet. guy: time to stand around and look awkward for a little bit girl: you! guy: hi, friend's girlfriend girl: you, man! youuuu! girl: isn't my hair nice? it's so nice! guy: it looks... good girl: touch my hair! i got this new shampoo that's all good! guy: heh, yeah. it's nice guy: when is your boyfriend getting here? girl: touch it moooore! guy: alright... guy (touching girls hair): no more parties for me. this is it.

when you're at a party, sometimes things can go from 0 to awkward impossibly fast