The US Treasury unveiled the new $20 dollar bill design, slated for launch in 2021, featuring a massive, nude Lady Liberty straddling the Freedom Tower. The new dollar bill, the first to feature a woman, will celebrate the historic role women have played facilitating the flow of liquidity on Wall Street.

“Our policy has always been to stimulate to combat Depression,” the Fed Chairman opined at a press conference. “By circulating from bank to bank, from small players to large ones, Lady Liberty will really excite the financial system.”

As Central Bankers worldwide struggle to combat deflation, the new pornographic bill is expected to drive inflation and animal spirits in markets. Depicting Lady Liberty’s heaving bosom and supple buttocks, the new bill signals a dramatic shift in investor sentiment. “I am definitely feeling bullish,” said one CNBC commentator.

The Competing British Currency Failed to Arouse Investor Interest

However not all has gone to plan. With the release of the new bill, a surge of international demand for $20 greenbacks has weakened the Yen and the Euro. Reports have emerged from Frankfurt that the ECB is preparing to retaliate with its own pornographic virtual-currency. Based on a members-only exclusive Blockchain, the European e-coin will be completely private and “will provide you with so much more liquidity than Lady Liberty ever could,” the German Finance Minister sweatily insisted.

Others are concerned that the new pornographic monetary policy will be too stimulative and drive inflation too hard. “I’m concerned of a bursting of a bubble” said one analyst. “I’m way too long right now.”