(My husband has always been the master of ‘The Perfect Card’, and I want to show him up this Valentine’s day. We are both ‘Battlestar Galactica’ fans. My husband has just given me a beautifully romantic card.)

Husband: “So, did you get me a card?”

Me: “Yup!”

(I hand him a card I had custom made for him which has Apollo and Starbuck on the front. The inside says, ‘Thank you for always being the Apollo to my Starbuck, I love you’.)

Husband: “Okay, you win the card wars this year.”