There's been some talk at various tight corners of the internet that Jrue Holiday, Sixers point guard and Fruity Pebbles savant, is a dark horse candidate for league MVP. It's worth talking about, sure. Let's go over the list of things that would have to occur for Jrue to become an MVP candidate.

So yeah. If all of this happens, I'd say he has a good shot. And then I'd give him his max contract. And then I'd hide in a bomb shelter somewhere because the world is not safe and Mars Attacks! is probably happening by now.