The message behind the “Racism is as American as Baseball" banner at Fenway Park tonight. Group totaled 5. https://t.co/5DuRaud0Pm pic.twitter.com/4RV3YLOpko — Evan Drellich (@EvanDrellich) September 14, 2017

Commentary by SaFire

White people are inherently racist. It’s in our blood. And DNA. Most notably in white alpha males.

White alpha males are the conquerers that created Western Civilization. Although they really didn’t create or conquer anything, they just stole ideas and murdered weaker non-white people. That’s what white alpha males do. Because they’re white supremacists. And they hate black people just because their skin is black.

Single white females and low T white beta males understand that white supremacy only exists because of white privilege. And we don’t want any special privileges because of our skin color. Because we hate our white skin. Almost as much as we hate being single and overweight. Or low T.

Our life’s mission is to use our white privilege to speak on behalf of black people. Because they aren’t as articulate as white people (no offense meant towards black people, but it’s true).

Even though normal white people call us “cucks” or “self-loathing white shitlibs.” And black people tell us to “Shut the fuck up;” that they can talk for themselves.

But we know we are virtuous. And our signaling should be a beacon for other white people who want to be virtuous, too. Because nothing is more virtuous than being white and hating white supremacy. Except maybe adopting an African orphan. That’s freakin virtuous AF.

We want the world to know that we feel guilty about stealing America from the indians. They were here first. They didn’t migrate here. They organically grew out of the ground like corn. So legally speaking, America belongs to the indians.

And when Buffalo Bill killed all the buffalo, the indians had no choice but to surrender and be put on reservations. Like slaves. Now they’re all drunkards. And it’s white people’s fault that they drink so much.

We also want the world to know that we feel guilty about slavery. The slaves were the true kings of Egypt. They invented almost everything. They were superior to white people before the white supremacists cheated. They used their their ships and guns to kidnap them from their homeland. And turned them into farm equipment. (OMG, I feel so terrible even typing that. I’ll probably go stand on the corner and hold a #BlackLivesMatter sign this afternoon to make me feel better about myself)

Once a white supremacist asked me, “how can you have white supremacy without non-white inferiority?”

I thought about it for a long time and then replied, “You can’t.”

Ever since then, I’ve felt guilty about being superior just because I’m white. I hate being superior. I’d much rather be inferior. (Even though on an individual level I’m not superior to anyone. I’m overweight and can’t even get a date LOL!)

So I made a decision to be a white anti-white.

People often ask, “how can you be anti-white if you’re white?”

Easy. Being white doesn’t exclude you from being anti-white. There have been traitors since the beginning of time. Look at the abolitionist John Brown. He’s my hero.

In a perfect world, white people wouldn’t be superior. Black people would be. As reparations for slavery.

If black people were superior, the world would be a better place. A lot safer, too. People would be much more charitable and peaceful; And less oppressive and violent.

I guess you could say that’s what my goal is. To use my white privilege to abolish white supremacy, so the world can be more like Haiti.