Do you ever:-

Realise you have just watched 2 episodes of Peppa Pig yet you are the only person in the room?

Shut yourself in with the safety gate when you are alone?

Spend ages talking to a sleeping child in a forward facing pushchair because you think they are awake?

Or even worse than the above, go out alone on a rare occasion and point out things in shop windows to NOBODY!! ‘Oh! Look at the lovely red car!’, triggering everybody in hearing ranges in-built ‘Nutter Alert System’, causing them to move away from you at speed while studying their shoes intently?

Forget that poo is not a polite topic of conversation?

Discover that you know the words of most kids TV theme songs, but can’t name a single track in the Top40?

Answer the door to the postman, pass the time of day, then come back indoors to discover that you did that with your boob showing as you have been feeding a baby and didn’t notice your top was rucked up still?

Point out ‘deer’ to a carriage full of disinterested train passengers?

Cut up food or open crisp packets for perfectly capable adults?

Or tried to grab that adults hand to get them safely across a road?

Have days where you have been out of the house for over an hour when a kindly stranger points out the back of your leg is adorned with stickers?

These are the ways my motherhood induced madness has revealed itself in recent weeks. Please tell me I am not alone…..

Love Miss Cisco XXX