Sleepover High: high enough to care more about that next kill in Halo then that girl your texting. High enough to realize your stomach hurts from eating....but those Doritos are oh so good. keep eating. generally any level of stoned that requires you to crash at a friends house, because you are too high to deal with parents tonight.

Bedtime High: Just enough weed to float you off to sleep tonight. Don't wanna be wasting a lot of green if you're going to sleep anyway.

Celebration/ Reunion High: your friends who you haven't seen in forever are in town tonight. You're getting fucked up.

Teaser High: it's usually only after that you realize that you didn't bring enough weed, gotta go get more.

Party High: don't wanna get too fucked early on, you gotta keep cool. Save room for other drugs later in the night. Besides, you might wanna still be able to do something else besides melt into the couch tonight. Slow and steady wins the race.

Smoke Up High: that awesome feeling at the end of the day when you realize you just smoked that shit fo free.

Golden High: not too much, not too little. the perfect amount. a balance between functional and floatinnn.

smoke on brothers and sisters of Planet Earth.