Jack Nicholson can’t handle the truth.

In an interview with TMZ Sports, the legendary actor and Lakers super fan revealed he’s willing to put his trademark courtside tickets up for sale as Hollywood’s team slogs through a miserable lottery-bound season.

A Monday morning check of StubHub reveals two courtside tickets for the Lakers-Knicks game on March 12 are going for a cool $6,264.75 a pop.

It’s been a season of trials and tribulations for the Lakers, whose 14-41 record is fourth-worst in the NBA, ahead of only the Knicks (10-45), 76ers (12-43) and Timberwolves (12-42).

Along the way, the team has seen three key cogs suffer season-ending injuries: Kobe Bryant (shoulder), Steve Nash (back) and promising rookie Julius Randle (leg).

Sensing an opening for Nicholson’s affections, some local recruiting has begun.

Austin Rivers, the reserve Clippers guard and son of coach Doc Rivers, told TMZ: “I’m trying to get him over on our side, man!”

Nicholson may already be leaning in that direction. He attended a Clippers playoff game last season.

Losing games is bad enough, but losing your most famous fan? Bad times for the Lakers.