…all the while keeping your outfit free from hay and pig shit.

It’s wedding season (again…or is it? It seems like they run year-round.) The location? Picturesque Congaree and Penn Farm and Mills is clearly an amazing and idyllic place to hold a wedding, but obvious the problem presents itself: what the hell do I wear to a wedding held on a farm?!

When choosing a wedding ensemble, we men have to consider several variables: location, occasion, location, weather, location, your own style, location, tone, and least of all, location. Therein lies the dilemma about a farm wedding in high heat and humidity, and that is looking good without overshadowing the groom and not melting in the heat #ThompsonTees can help in this area.)

So in order to help all you fellas out there who will inevitably be receiving a bevy of wedding invites this year, especially those being dragged to places that are a bit more, let’s say, rural, we’ve assembled this collection of looks to help you get through the ceremony, the cake-cutting, the toasts, and (our favorite) the DJ breaking out with “Bust a Moov” on his turntable without breaking too much of a sweat.

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