Sam Hinkie is not watching soccer. Sam Hinkie is sitting calmly in a hyperbaric chamber communicating with the Cleveland Cavaliers via microchip in his brain. And according to the Sixers beat writers, it has been looping the same two words for the past 16 years -- Andrew Wiggins.

According to league source, Sixers in full court press with Cleveland to get No. 1 pick. "They really, really, really want Wiggins." — Bob Cooney (@BobCooney76) June 26, 2014

You had me after the second really, the third one makes it seem like a smokescreen. Wipe down your smoke detectors, we have work to do.

#SixersTalk #NBADraft2014 Source "Sixers have increased their offer to Cleveland to get up to No. 1 to take Wiggins." — Dei Lynam (@dlynamCSN) June 26, 2014

Wouldn't want them to trade #3, #10, and Thaddeus Young for the #1 pick, but maybe that's what it's gonna take. Perchance they fancy Arnett Moultrie? Hmm?

It'll take a lot, but if Hinkie wants 'im, Hinkie gon' get 'im. Get your Canadian flags ready.