AN: warning: don't read if yourr under 18!! containts lots of hot yaoiz XD slazo-kun is so kawaiii~ Slazo: n-no i'm not u baka >:( Pyro: yeah u ar slazo-chan, and you hav a nice ass ;) Slazo: s-sempai~ *blushes and hides his face >///<* u, slazo, and pyro were sitting in ur bedroom playng spin da bottle. "Slazo-san, u spin the bottle fist!" Pyro said. "Okay!" Salzo said. Then he spun the bottle. The bottle spun and it landed on u!!!! "I guess dat mean u have to kiss me y/n~~" Slazo siad flirtly. You could feel ur kokoro goin doki doki at 200 mph. U have alwas had crush on Slavo sinse u met him in 2nd Grade but you have always been too shy too tell him >_<. Then suddenly Pyro pulls out a gun and shoots you, killing you instantly. "i've always liked u slazo-chan" Pyro exclaimed, moving closer to Salzo. "P-pyro sempai" Slazo blushed. "How bout u kiss me instead~~?" Pryo said, cuping slazo's face with his hand. (AN: OMG IT'S HAPPEENING!!!!!! XD Slazo: shut up baka >_<) Then they kissed with lots of tongue ;)))))) "D-do u wanna do it, slazo-chan?" Pyro gulped. "Yes" Slazo stated. Then Pyro put his thingy into Slazo's you-know-what and they did it for the first time. But the bedroom door opened... "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was.... SorrowTV!