Episode art by twitter user slakingfool.

Original Air date: March 27th, 2020

Caption: We recorded this not knowing, Mitzy would be our last studio guest for the foreseeable future. Yet here we are with a gem we recorded a couple of weeks ago. Enjoy our food tournament and shaving breakdowns.

Running time: 1:24

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

This is a banked episode that is being broadcast as a bonus episode.

Matt states that Mitzula is in the studio and he brough in a casual restaurant tournament bracket for them to argue over. Jacob talks about a game of spelling bee wax where it is a spelling bee except when you get out you have to get something waxed. The hosts talk about their hair and removal processes. Paul considers tweezing himself fancy shapes in his pubes (episode title reference).

Jacob uses the sporty McBall theme to introduce the bracket.

Matt talks about baking with beans. Mitzula clarifies that this is not Wolf Brand Chili with beans.

A Fake Commercial for Vlad's local babysitting service.

Matt talks about going to Johnny Kats' birthday party and performing "The Government Totally Sucks." Mitzula has been blocked by Johnny Kats on twitter.

A Fake Commercial for Jerry's Hey Hole.

Scoopmail Edit

Scoop Scoop in a Stupid Ass way tells a story about finding a turd on the loo seat.

Spring Loaded Scoop tells a story about how his quick typing sounds like very lube-y masturbating.

WB asks about showering with a washcloth.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The classic "revenge of the nerds" theme is played.

Characters and Bits Edit

Taco Cabana to the tune of Copa Cabana

Paul describes his top-down showering routine.

Asshole dripping on down the legs.

The Dangley lows

Shakespeare's Juicy Throbbing Quill

The bracket as discussed: