SURVIVING HUMANS OF THE APOCALYPSE, LISTEN UP!

Does the grinding tedium of surviving day to day after the Apocalypse have you down?

I am proud to announce that my friend Brown Bear and I will be opening an authentic food truck, the kind that Austin used to be famous for! Come by this weekend and enjoy some delicious cat tail crepes with wild garlic sauce, fried elderberry flower tempura, cornbread with prickly pear jam, juniper spirits with ground cherry mash, morrel and fennel seed hamburgers, and squirrel meatballs!

Brown Bear has been studying up on medicinal herbs and we are pleased to introduce our pharmacy services. We also have whipped up some balms, tonics, tinctures, and poulstices to treat your chemical burns and hand-to-hand combat wounds!

Special thanks to /u/muttly2001 for his incredible support as our silent partner!