Check the out the video at the bottom of the article to get a preview of the Big Ten Network's football schedule. Michigan's Oct. 8 prime time match-up against Northwestern will feature the ultimate quarterback duel between the Wildcats Dan Persa and the Wolverines Denard Robinson.

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Nebraska beat writer Sam McKewon wrote an article yesterday

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Michigan

– If you take true love's first kiss, mix it with the light from a dying star, and then strain it through a chorus of angels' voices, you will produce the two most beautiful colors in the universe -- maize and blue. If Helen of Troy could feel envy from the grave, it would be over the perfect wing design on the Michigan helmet -- amazing.

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Iowa

-- They should give the black and gold a catchy name like "6 - 6 black" and "7 - 5 gold" to really invoke the essence of Iowa football.

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Ohio State

-- People don't know that the scarlet and grey were chosen as team colors because pawn shop owners said they had the least amount of "trade in value," thus preventing the helmets from being sold by players after games.

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Illinois

-- The color reminds you of that classic

found on many General Motors cars in the 1960s and 1970s . Yes, Illinois' football helmets elicit the same emotions in people as loose screws rattling in panels, finding out their bumper has fallen off for no reason, and experiencing their engine lose compression at 50,000 miles or the first hot day -- which ever comes first.

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Michigan State

-- As we all know, maize and blue make green. So, think of green as the "little brother" of two primary colors.

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Penn State

-- The Big Ten equivalent of dented 1980's Pontiac Trans Am in primer paint. And every year you expect the owner to fix the dents and paint his car, but he never does. It's a mystery.

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Indiana

-- Blood red coloring with a pitch fork on it? Isn't that a little demonic? Which can only mean that even if you do barter with the Prince of Darkness to win a Big Ten Championship, there are some things even he can't pull off.

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Wisconsin

-- The "W" logo all scrunched together on the helmet kind of resembles the pinnacle of success Badgers fans strive for every season: "11 - 1."

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Northwestern

-- If Michigan's little brother Michigan State had a little brother, it would be Northwestern. However, no need to pile on with the 2011 season just around the corner.

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Minnesota

-- They are Maroon and Gold helmets that remind you of Central Michigan. They are also Maroon and Gold helmets that play like Central Michigan.

Last Place. Purdue --

That "P" is for Pizza Bowl.

Last Place. Nebraska

-- To be honest, Nebraska's helmet isn't that bad looking. They would probably win a helmet beauty contest in the Big 12 North on a consistent basis, before losing every year to the Big 12 South.