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SOCIALISM:You have 2 cowsand you give one to your neighbour.COMMUNISM:You have 2 cowsthe Government takes both and gives you some milk.FASCISM:You have 2 cowsthe Government takes both and sells you some milk.NAZISM:You have 2 cows.The Government takes both and shoots you.BUREAUCRATISM:You have 2 cowsthe Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away...TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: (i love this one)You have two cows.You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows.A JAPANESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.A GERMAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cowsBut you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.A SWISS CORPORATION:You have 5000 cowsNone of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.A CHINESE CORPORATION:You have two cows.You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.AN INDIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows.You worship them.A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows.Both are mad.AN IRISH FARMER:You have two cows.You claim government subsidies for eight cows.