This whole thing was amazing! My gifter stalked my comments to know exactly the person I am. I got a wonderful letter setting me up for the presents to come. I knew things were going to go well when There was a smaller box with the writing "Dead Dove, Do Not Eat" written on the side. Inside the smaller box was the most amazing thing. Now, it is one thing for the courts to say it, but now I have a mug that says "Worlds Best Analrapist". Not only that, but the mug has some sort of blue hand and lip prints from the previous owner! That would have been amazing by itself, but I also have my very own Baby Lamont (Archer is good, but I liked it better when it was called Frisky Dingo). He also said that he wanted to buy me a beer, and got me a gift card to a local brewery here that is absolutely amazing. Then, there is even more. He decided to share something that he likes, and gave me a double album from a band called Baroness. I love being exposed to new music, and I am so happy to have a new band to listen to while I am at work. Also, he gave me a wonderful render of a new land called Bluthton! I want to go to there.

I cannot express how much I love the things that my santa got me. Now, I have to buy him a beer to return the favor! Thank you! Thank you so much!