Make America Safer: TSA Hiring Christian Convicted CHILD RAPISTS! - 12-03-2010, 08:16 AM 12-03-2010, 08:16 AM



I am certain all of you have noticed the liberal media have started a slander campaign against the TSA. Instead of being happy that the TSA is keeping America safe, the liberal media is complaining about scanners and pat downs. Clearly these media are "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)



Unlike what the Qatar sponsored liberal media want you to believe, the TSA is actually very effective in keeping America safe.



One of the things the TSA did was "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin." (1st John 1:7). So it is clear that there is zero risk here, just as long as these TSA employees are Christians.



There are huge advantages to having convicted child molesters work for the TSA. The terrorists have known for a long time that the cooter and tallywhacker of children are the perfect place to hide explosives. Especially since the children tend to panic during enhanced pat downs resulting in enraged parents and all kinds of related practical problems for the TSA. However, convicted child rapists are experienced in making the pat downs "Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them" (Psalm 127:5).



Yours in Christ,



Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. Dear Friends,I am certain all of you have noticed the liberal media have started a slander campaign against the TSA. Instead of being happy that the TSA is keeping America safe, the liberal media is complaining about scanners and pat downs. Clearly these media are sponsored by the terrorist nation of Qatar to undermine our great nation.Unlike what the Qatar sponsored liberal media want you to believe, the TSA is actually very effective in keeping America safe.One of the things the TSA did was hiring convicted child rapists to do their bidding. This might seem unconventional to a democrat, liberal, Atheist, stamp collector or whatever communists are called nowadays. As Christians however, we know that once someone repents and chooses Jesus Christ, they are free of sin:So it is clear that there is zero risk here, just as long as these TSA employees are Christians.There are huge advantages to having convicted child molesters work for the TSA. The terrorists have known for a long time that the cooter and tallywhacker of children are the perfect place to hide explosives. Especially since the children tend to panic during enhanced pat downs resulting in enraged parents and all kinds of related practical problems for the TSA. However, convicted child rapists are experienced in making the pat downs appear like innocent games , which means the children learn that this is a completely normal procedure. Not only does this make the pat downs much more effective, it also teaches the child that pat downs are safe and fun. This makes these children easier to pat down in the future by the TSA or others who have good reasons for doing enhanced pat downs. For the same reason I have started to give all children who come to me for medical care enhanced pat downs. This way we can all do our part in keeping America safe for us and for our children:Yours in Christ,Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

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1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10

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3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and

rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10

4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become

your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13

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Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.

I know that I am not perfect and that I can never

please you through my own efforts. I know that I

deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I

know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.



Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely

on myself but only on you and I receive you as

Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.

Lord Jesus, please save me!

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until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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