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A meat raffle at the iconic Betoota Hotel has ended in a brawl after a Pork Chop started carrying on.

Although accounts of the night vary due to the various amounts of alcohol consumed by those present, the Pork Chop claims he is not to blame.

“Yeah, it’s unfair mate. Everyone goes yeah, he’s carrying on like the Pork Chop that he is but that’s actually a really offensive stereotype and there’s no need for that sort of shit in 2019.”

Derek Ralstone, who was the bouncer on the night as part of his Year 10 Work Experience placement, said the Pork Chop really was the instigator.

“He just wouldn’t shut up, everyone was like get over it mate, it’s just a joke but he kept saying that it was his right to make a scene and he wasn’t prepared to cool off in the coolroom.”

However, the Pork Chop disagrees.

“Yeah, things got pretty wild for a bit. Some guy made a pig joke, but I responded like anyone in my position would, and then it was on for young and old. I did tenderise a few blokes, that’s true, but they had it coming for sure.”

“What, don’t you believe me? Bullshit mate, I saw you smirking smartass, what’s so funny?”

“You think this shit is funny, bro? Put up or shut up mate.”

“No, fuck you I won’t calm down, I’ve had a gutful of pricks like you thinking I’m carrying on like a Pork Chop, like it’s my destiny or some shit.”

“Fuck you, bring it on! Let’s go mate. Let’s go, come on. Bring it on brother”.

Further details were not recorded as the recording device was damaged at this point.

