Big Baby Davis is pretty much just “big” now. Homeboy is 6’9″ and a KFC Double Down Dog shy of 300 pounds. This lumbering behemoth appears to be made entirely of girth. So you can imagine what might happen if he ended up getting all of that momentum running downhill in pursuit of an errant rebound. If you’re thinking of the image shown below, then you’re not alone.

The truth is something much, much worse.

Sitting courtside at an NBA game would, undoubtedly, be really amazing. You’d be close enough to hear the squeak of the sneakers and rich enough to enjoy $31 beers aplenty. But when Glen Davis starts aiming that heft towards the sidelines and you find yourself seated directly at ground zero, we’re looking at a catastophic, end-of-days style massacre. That’s exactly what happened recently at a Suns V.S. Clippers game in Phoenix.

Here is a frame by frame breakdown of when Glen Davis planted ass onto the face of a tiny woman sitting courtside at the Suns V.S. Clippers game.

And here’s the entire thing in one glorious moment. Also, apparently the woman survived. So, no manslaughter charges are in Big Baby’s future. Which is good, because it’s hard to meme a dude that’s in prison.

(**All Images courtesy of Deadspin.com**)

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