

Greetings snack-sized Fold!

Let’s be logical for a minute. People don’t seem to understand that everything is destroyed in an apocalypse scenario. Most of the vegetation is gone, livestock (especially in an alien scenario since aliens seem to hate cows) dies out and the only things left to eat are your friends, family and strangers.

It’s best to be up front with your family and friends about the logistics of your post-apocalyptic meal plan because someone is likely to get upset about it. Just get the argument out of the way now, before the stress is significantly higher.

And for those of you out there thinking, I could never eat my family. Guess what? You’re first on your family’s list.

-bman