With his son in detention and his nephew kicked out of office under this administration, it’s no wonder President Joseph Estrada is bitter at President Benigno Aquino III.

Estrada made Aquino the punchline of his jokes during an interview with the Philippine Editorial staff before New Year’s Day.

In a report by Star executive editor Ana Marie Pamintuan, Estrada made fun of Aquino’s distinctive gait which he compared to someone newly circumcised.

“Erap rose from his seat and, being the FAMAS Best Actor that he is, regaled us with a pretty good impersonation of the way presidents walk past honor guards. There’s Fidel Ramos the West Pointer, stern looking and ramrod straight. There’s Erap portraying himself, the slaphappy actor ambling along in a near-slouch, with a wide pang-masa grin, waving to the fans. And then there’s P-Noy, with a sort-of-permanent grin, strolling along as if he had just undergone – according to Erap – the Pinoy equivalent of a berkhatan coming-of-age rite,” Pamintuan said.

Estrada also claimed that all of Malacanang’s primary resident had mistresses.

Estrada recalled how then President Manuel L. Quezon would ride a train to meet his kept woman at the Broadway neighborhood in Sta. Mesa between 2 p.m. and 4 p.m. when his wife, Aurora, was having her daily siesta.

“Lahat naman ng presidente, may chicks,” Estrada told the Philippine Star staff.But when he was asked about the bachelor Aquino, Estrada replied with a snigger: “Ay, ewan ko.”

“He’s clearly no fan of the administration that put his son in detention (Senator Jinggoy Estrada has been in jail since July 2014) and kicked out his nephew ER Ejercito (in February 2015) from the post of Laguna governor for overspending in the 2013 campaign. All candidates overspend, Erap told us, but only his nephew has been ousted for it,” said Pamintuan.