That didn’t take long.

The Toomer’s oak offspring planted Friday on the southeast lawn of the capitol has already been rolled, or at least as rolled as a three foot sapling can be.

Shortlist of suspects includes former White House press secretary Robert Gibbs (who promised to roll the White House if Auburn won the national championship), Congressman Dennis Ross (who proposed the planting), and Jesus.

UPDATE: The tree was supposedly ‘rolled’ Saturday afternoon, just over 24 hours from when it was planted, by an Auburn fan posting on the AUFamily message board who had rolling Toomer’s Corner on their “bucket list.”

The barely discernible writing on the strand of toilet paper? “Welcome to DC, War Eagle.”

Photos via AUFamily forums, click here for more.

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