411’s IMPACT WRESTLING REPORT 2.27.14

Joe signs the contract, and Magus is reluctant to sign and reminds Joe that he has a whole bag of tricks he hasn’t even used yet. He calls Joe an unrefined and dangerous animal, which is why the people chant Joe is gonna kill you. But remember, they put down dangerous animals. Magnus is an articulate, refined representative of the industry, which is why Joe will never again represent TNA as the champion. Magnus signs the contract and they go face to face. Magnus talks some trash and they brawl! Joe works over Magnus in the corner after a head butt, and is kicking the shit out of the champion. MVP watches on as referees pull Joe off. MVP then tells Joe to save it for the cage, but he chases Magnus up the ramp and continues the beat down.

: The BroMans @ 6:00 via pin

: EC3 @ 2:00 via pin

Kurt Angle’s Hall of Fame Ceremony

EC3 now makes his arrival and says he is all emotional about this, but he just so happens to have a touching tribute video of his own. It is a comical pop up video presentation of EC3 beating down Angle a few weeks ago. He then says he is depriving the fans of the big news. Angle asks what the news is and invites EC3 to the ring to share this news. EC3 heads to the podium and has a paper that says “I beat Sting (and hurt Kurt)”. He says that he has a report that says Angle suffered an ACL an MCL injury due to the savage attack of EC3, and may never be able to perform again. EC3 apologizes and say she got out of hand. He just wanted to send a message, but out of respect to Angle, he feels Angle should retire. Angle asks why EC3 would get in the ring when he knows Angle would rip out his throat. EC3 says his knee is torn up, and unless there is an Olympic sport for gimping, he would be able to get away. Angle says EC3 should have went to the source to confirm this, while EC3 says the internet is always right 50% of the time. Angle says as the source he is correct all of the time. Angle says no torn MCL, no torn ACL; do you want to be in this ring right now? EC3 says he really doesn’t. Angle knows EC3 is looking to make a name for himself and attacks. Angle is limping after sending EC3 to the floor. Angle then says that MVP gave him a hall of fame gift, a match with anyone he wanted at Lockdown. He chooses EC3.

Lei’D Tapa and Alpha Female w/Kim and Sabin vs. Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky