An alert reader received a letter today about the forthcoming general election, from Scottish Labour’s only current MP, Ian Murray. (Although you’d have to know that in advance, as he doesn’t mention the Labour Party in it once.)

Here’s a close-up of part of it:

And below, we swear, is what’s on the other side of the page.

(Just in case you didn’t believe us – shame on you – we got the alert reader to hold the letter up to the light so you could see both sides at once.)

It’s an absolutely honourable admission. Goodness knows which ones weren’t good enough to make the cut.