Ferguson Looters are Stealing Everything From Milk to Dogs

Yesterday was the anniversary of the death of Michael Brown, and for the people of Ferguson, it was a day worth celebrating. They had themselves a grand old time, rioting and shooting and stealing everything they could get their hands on.

Of course, it could be argued that they were just honoring Michael Brown’s memory, who was known to steal things and rough people up too. Besides, everyone knows that the best way to fight for social justice is by stealing things that don’t belong to you and shoot at innocent people.