If your artisanal Hawaiian pink salt just isn’t eccentric enough, there’s now Salt Made From Tears. Brought to us by Hoxton Street Monster Supplies in London, the flavored salts are derived from various tear-inducing emotions and events, such as sneezing and chopping onions — or, so they say.

And as an added bonus, their resident coven of witches will add a curse to your salt. I went with Tears of Sorrow, cursed with “General Torment” — just to help make my next meat loaf extra depressing.

[link, via Laughing Squid]