The jig is up, Bravo. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are on to you. Though these two are, by day, a multi-hyphenate power couple, by night, they’re a pair of reality-TV detectives, sharing their hard work via the discreet network otherwise known as Snapchat.

In a series of video posts Thursday night, the duo used the police filter to share their thoughts on the addictive Real Housewives franchise.

“John and I are starting to think that some of the Real Housewives situations are just for the show,” Teigen declared. “We’re the Real housewives police.”

Then they proceeded to say everything Housewives fans are probably thinking—including, “How come every problem is solved by a girls’ trip of people that aren’t even friends with each other?”

As any Housewives aficionado knows, the girls' trip is a staple of every season. The ladies get together in a fabulous destination like the Bahamas or Morocco, then proceed to drink and fight in a luxurious vacation home. Someone always dramatically leaves the trip early. It’s a recipe for perfect television, like a mini-episode of Real World: The Pinot Grigio Edition.

The show also has a penchant for confrontational one-on-one dinners, which force frenemies either to argue more or make up (for now). But John Legend has had enough of them: “People actually don’t confront people in real life like this,” he says. “They just ignore them.”

Teigen adds this vital line of questioning into the mix: “How come when Real Housewives [cast members] talk about their money, they never include the money they make from Real Housewives?”

Salaries are actually a contentious aspect of the series. Rumor has it that last year, the New York housewives held out on until they got closer to the $1 million payday Bethenny Frankel was earning, which is the equivalent of a lot of SkinnyGirl margaritas.

For good measure, Teigen and Legend also shared who their favorite Housewives are. Teigen is partial to Jules Wainstein of New York, while Legend favors “the ones in charge,” citing Atlanta’s Nene Leakes and Beverly Hills’s Lisa Vanderpump.

“I know for a fact you’re lying about Lisa Vanderpump, and you like her based on mostly physical things,” Teigen rebuts.

Damn. Case closed.