My reddit Santa claimed my original gift was broken but I think it's just portable now! :) As such they threw in a gift card to Pizza Hut(a guilty pleasure of mine) and a very generous donation to children's miracle network hospital which really touched me. I try to do a fundraiser for them every other year and I love the work that they do. Thank you so much for all of the wonderful gifts.

Oh! I almost forgot the best part. Here's the letter attached in case the image isn't legible.

'Twas the night of the... Twelvth, and all through my brain New procedures and machinations swirled, a new task been gained. The box from amazon was torn right asunder And I quickly set mine eyes upon my dear plunder

A picard bobblehead, packed new, purchased with care And to make a bigger leap of course I wouldn't dare. Imagine my surprise when I opened the tote "Ah S, Mother F, the D*** thing is broke!"

Visions of negative karma did begin to grow I had no chance of replacing this with all the snow. As I trudged down the street a strange man did approach "Don't worry you can superglue it" (What a weird bloke)

The weird person was right, I had but a chance Repairs and postulations would have to be happenstance. A message was shot, apologies tried In due hope that my butt would escape being fried.

So included do find, for your perusing A bobblehead, with a base you may find amusing. Additionally please note, with all thoughts of peace I've included 50 bucks of pizza, and some karmic relief.

Happy Holidays. DiablosKotA Delta H