Feel accomplished in only 15 minutes! Sure you could spend your time online getting your college degree, learning a new language, or watching TED Talks on YouTube. Or you could get your beer judging certification and become a knight. We think the choice is pretty easy.

A Criminal Investigator

Have an afternoon to spare and $400 in your bank account? Instead of spending the day watching a CSI marathon, you can just become a certified criminal investigator. The American College of Foreign Examiners Institute offers an online class which reportedly consists of watching one 90-minute video and taking a 100 question open-book exam. For an additional $50 dollars they'll even provide you with your own lab coat.

An Ordained Minister

A variety of new religious movements offer online certification programs in order to become ordained ministers that can legally officiate weddings in most states. Do you enjoy space-pasta? Get ordained in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Do you live a carefree lifestyle? Consider the Church of the Latter Day Dude. Just really love everything and everybody? Ordination in the Universal Life Church is for you!

A Beer Judge

Did you know that you are, at this very moment, only two exams and a tasting test away from being certified to judge beer competitions? It only takes $10 to take a 200-question entrance exam. Once that’s done you must pass an additional online component as well as a taste-test at a scheduled exam center. If beer isn’t your thing, you can also take the mead exam for only $50.

A Dog Psychologist

For the low, low price of 225 pounds (about $377), you can get your online degree in dog psychology. The age-old questions such as "Why does Rex wake me up every day at 4am for no reason?" and "why does Buddy insist on 'grooming' himself at the most inopportune times possible?" can finally be answered.

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