bumbleshark:

ayydeology: I want Hideo Kojima and David Cage to collaborate on a video game because I think that it would be both so expensive and so alienating that it might crash the market. bold of you to assume mister kojima would tolerate cage for more than two sweet hours

Actually, I think Cage and Kojima might work well together.

Well, no. I think Kojima would work well with Cage. As a resource.

I think Kojima would thrive on Cage. He would take Cage’s stupidest, most absurd, Frenchest ideas and double-down on them. He would yes-and Cage into a towering ziggurat of self-indulgence, paint it with gameplay and, through some unseen alchemy, it would work.

It would be beautiful and terrible, a symphony of angels–the angels that men trembled and wept to behold!