After the post office thwarted my Santa's attempts at getting this package to me, it arrived yesterday while I was out of town (d'oh). Hot and tired after dealing with a cancelled flight and then a delayed flight, I came home to this package and immediately tore into it.

Let me say that when I was daydreaming about what my Santa would possibly think about me from stalking me, I realized that I post A LOT in r/trees. It's just a chill sub and everyone's really cool and it has a good vibe and, yeah, I'm an Ent. I was really hoping it wouldn't negatively affect my Santa's opinion of me.

So then I open the package.

I see snacks. I see chips and Airheads.

I immediately shout to my boyfrient, "MUNCHIES!"

She also included a salt grinder because I mentioned I'm a crazy salt fiend. I'd like to note that back in the day, the salt on the dinner table was placed closest to the host because that shit was expensive and it showed a certain prestige. Boom.

BUT WAIT. But wait. There, in the corner of the box when I moved some M&Ms. A small bubbled-wrapped thing. I picked it up and knew. I just knew.

An ADORABLE white, pink and robin's egg blue (I just went there) spoon bowl pipe. I only own one other one and so my collection of glass pipes has now doubled thanks to my Santa. It hits smooth because of that flared shape at the tip. Perfect size for me and my boo or for a solo sesh.

Being that the package came from Washington, I felt a that I managed to get a kindred spirit as my Santa.

THANK YOU SANTA. You are so sweet and made my night!!