/* GNOT General Public License! (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation */

#include "dos.h" #include "win95.h" #include "win98.h" #include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsSeven extends WindowsXP implements nothing {}

int totalNewFeatures = 2 ; int totalWorkingNewFeaturs = 0 ; long double numberOfBugs = 34598982192174E+82193218 ; bool readyForRelease = false ;

void main () { while ( ! crashed ){ if ( first_time_install ) { if (( installedRAM < 2 GB ) || ( processorSpeed < 4 GHz )) { MessageBox ( "Hardware Incompatibility error. \r " ); return ; } } Make10GBswapfile (); SearchAndDestroy ( FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG |* GOOGLE * ); AddRandomDriver (); MessageBox ( "Driver incompatibility error" ); BSOD (); } //printf("Welcome to Windows 3.x"); //printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); //printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); //printf("Welcome to Windows Me"); //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); //printf("Welcome to Windows XP"); //printf("Welcome to Windows Longhorn"); //printf("Welcome to Windows Vista"); printf ( "Welcome to Windows Se7en" );

if ( still_not_crashed ) { while ( 1 ) { CheckUserLicence (); } for (;;) { CheckUserLicenceAgain (); } RelayUserDetailsToRedmond ();

DisplayFancyGraphics (); Flicker_LED ( hard_drive ); RunWindows ( XP ); return LotsMoreMoney ; } }