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Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen has a lot of really neat mechanics that mix up the usual sword n' sorcery combat of other fantasy action games. Here at Monster Factory, we see that kind of ingenuity as possibility; or, to be more precise, vulnerability. Thanks for giving us the ability to climb and throw monsters, Dragon's Dogma! We will make you regret giving us these freedoms.

Please enjoy today's Monster Factory in the video above, but bear in mind, it is NSFW. Unless, of course, you are an active all-star pitcher in the MLB, in which case, it's kind of a training video?