Raleigh N.C. “diaper pastor” Patrick Wooden is not only refusing to take back his comments that gay men have so much anal sex that they require surgery and diapers, and that they use gerbils, baseball bats, and cell phones as sexual instruments, but he seems to be reveling in his notoriety at the expense of looking like a damn fool.

In a recent interview with Michelangelo Signorile, he gave an expository about glory holes, fisting, and other things he termed as gay sex. I’m not making any accusations. You draw the conclusions yourself.

In talking about the interview, Signorile was quick to point out that Wooden contradicted himself several times:

Speaking with me on my radio program on Sirius XM OutQ, Wooden, who’s been described by some LGBT critics as having an “obsession” with anal sex, went into great detail about gay sexual activity, discussing “glory holes” and “fisting all way up to the armpit.” Contradicting himself, he actually defended oral sex and anal sex for heterosexuals — even though he’d previously said, in speaking about gays, that God “made the human sperm, the God of the Bible designed it, and it was not designed to be emptied into an area that is filled with feces.”

The exchange in question is as follows:

Do you believe men and women should have oral sex? Of course. I believe the Bible says that marriage is honorable in all and the bed is undefiled. So oral sex is okay? If a woman performs oral sex on a man? Any sexual activity as long as the two persons as far as I’m concerned are in agreement, are married and they are born of the oppose sex. But sir, you said said sperm is not meant to go in the anus. It’s not meant to go in the mouth — You said sperm, when it goes in the anus, it’s wasted, that is God’s seed wasted. When a woman is drinking your sperm, isn’t she wasting it? No, the difference is, they are of the opposite sex. According to the Bible you’re only supposed to be having missionary sex with your wife…Oral sex is considered sodomy. This pastor is telling you without apology that the Bible allows a husband and a wife to enjoy each other — Including anal sex? including anal sex? I guess so, if that’s something that they agree to. But you said that that place is the place for feces. Well, do you disagree with that? I don’t understand why you’re saying that’s okay for heterosexuals but not for homosexuals. Yes, you do. I don’t believe two homosexuals should kiss on the mouth. But you said that anal sex will lead to death. So why can heterosexuals do it? No, no. If everyone practiced anal sex it would lead to that. Have you ever heard of any man getting pregnant through anal sex.I believe sexual activity is for persons of the opposite sex. So even if they’re putting objects in, that’s fine? Most men — I guess my way of thinking is that the object my wife wants in her is me. I can’t expound on the sexual proclivities of everyone. But what I am saying and i want to be perfectly clear, and I don’t apologize for it, it doesn’t make me a bigot. I don’t have an unreasonable fear of homosexuals — I believe marriage is between a man and woman.

Believe it or not, that’s probably the tamest part of the interview. If you can stand it, go here to read more of the transcript or hear the audio.

It’s almost funny until you remember that the National Organization is using Wooden to garner support for the anti-marriage equality it is trying to pass in May.

If he says these things to Signorile, I can just imagine what he is saying in the pulpit.