Denver Broncos outside linebacker Von Miller had two gifts for his teammates today:

1. A bottle of whiskey that said "it's an honor and privilege to play with you" on it.

2. Very special underwear. "I told them it was underwear that increases blood to their area," Miller told reporters.

"I'm Santa Claus," he said. Very ... thoughtful?

In response, DeMarcus Ware gave him an iPad.