Well, well, well. Here we have it people, the ethical debate of the century. Or of the last 35 years anyway. Prima Donna Cherry decided to take two whole minutes to educate the masses and cause a few migraines for poor Ron McLean. So therefore the inter-webs screeched “sexism”! But I believe the world should calm down, put on some thinking caps, and think long and hard about Mr. Cherry’s warning for us.



It’s obvious to anyone who knows the protocol for a woman in the locker room why there are multiple parties unhappy with multiple aspects of locker room behavior. Basically, for those of you who don’t know, it goes something like this:

1) Professional woman enters locker room full of rowdy, sweaty, fresh out the game naked men.

2) Said woman starts asking questions that could be asked/answered literally anywhere else in the world.

3) Sweaty, naked man can then either:

a) answer questions awkwardly because he’s naked.

b) answer questions in a cocky fashion because he won and is naked.

c) Say something snarky because he’s naked (See Scott Hartnell).

d) Be sad because he lost, and naked or

e) be filmed and naked. In any of these situations the man will be sexist.

4) Unless the woman does something stupid, but even then, everyone takes her side because progressive feminism.

Now, there are many different ways one can approach the prospect of having women in the locker room. I’ve taken the initiative to illustrate those opinions for you:

1) The Chauvinistic Geezer

“It makes me uncomfortable!” said Cherry, upon explaining the first time he had a run in with a female reporter in the locker room. While the woman was completely un-rustled, Canada’s sweetheart didn’t feel the same way. (Which is completely acceptable, by the way).

These people are set in their ways of the “olden days” whatever time period that appears to be. Women should not be in the locker room because women shouldn’t do anything (cough, cough) but men should have free reign of anything because they’re professional. Usually well argued, like Cherry’s case, it appears bigoted and sexist to the newer generations. Honestly they’re just a product of their generation.

2) The Progressive Feminazi

Boom.

So, yeah. Women are the superior sex, men are chauvinistic pigs, they think everything, oppression Olympics– blah blah blah. You’ve heard it all. Anything that’s not women being special princesses is the patriarchy, or, whatever.

Regardless, they believe in the empowerment of women in all forms. Women should not only allowed to be in the locker rooms, they should be allowed to be naked too! Any male who makes a snarky comment or anything that is not rigidly professional and ignorant of nudity shall be fired, hung up by his manhood and quartered!

3) The Jockey Fan

Can be male or female, but generally male. Quite similar to the chauvinistic geezer, but in a different light. They think it’s sexy that a woman is asking about the power play among naked men with her hair and make-up all did.

*This goes hand in hand with the locker room fantasy.

4) The Nihilist

Me. No one should see others naked in a locker room. Ask the questions somewhere else. No gender in question, no ethics in question. It’s uncomfortable and unnecessary.

Yep, seeing people naked in this setting is unnecessary. Who would have thought, right?