4/20/16 6:00AM

I ought not get into the gritty nitties of the abstract distant sympathy I have for child molesters and their condition. It’s better that I let an expert at addressing such sensitive topics with humor, Louis CK, do some explaining for me. If we’re to believe, at all, the rehabilitative qualities of prison against recidivism, things like lists socially ostracizing these people for their entire lives is probably not a healthy way to go about things. I mean, kidnappers and literal murderers of children don’t appear on lists, and it is my understanding that those people also pose a danger to kids.

As much as I love the leisurely conversational tone it evokes, it’s probably not best practice to drink from a coffee mug in a police cruiser. Or any car really, but comparatively, police cars must be more susceptible to the swerving and flipping and crashing and the what have you that you often see in the moving pictures. About the moving police vehicles.

Nipples out,

Jesse