Below are the people who taint Twitter and make it unbearable at times. No certain order because they all equally suck.

The people that don’t understand satire/jokes

These dumbasses are probably the most common of the people on this list. If you follow any comedian or satirical blogger then you understand my pain when you read through the thread of a comedian’s tweet and see the utter stupidity of people who intake the same oxygen as you.

I mean, come the fuck on. The man’s name is DICK TATOR, yeah DICK fucking TATOR. Any person with the slightest common sense would look at this and think, “oh thats not real, must be a joke.” But nope, there are people that jump to conclusions like a crackhead doing backflips in the streets for money

Winner of dumbest tweet of the day. She is sipping tea because they are playing England. The idiotic and sexist use of the word “broad” in reference to a world class athlete clinches “Dumbest Tweet of The Day.” — redwinepolitics ™️ (@redwinepolitics) July 2, 2019

360 dumbass people liked this. THREE HUNDRED SIXTY.

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Try facts for your arguments. — MomsThoughts™ (@MomsThoughts) July 2, 2019

My God. My advice to anyone new to the internet. READ INTO EVERYTHING. DON’T JUST READ HEADLINES AND TITLES. YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A DUMBASS.

The “I won the lottery and I’m giving it all away” people

Yeah, because the first thing I would do if I won the lottery is go on Twitter and give money away to complete strangers. Okay, bruh.

The people that say “if -so and so- does this, then I’ll give everyone who retweets this $XX” people

If kawhi signs with the Lakers I'll give everyone who retweets this $10 PayPal — Zesty Jalapeno (@ZestyJalapeno) July 2, 2019

“Make sure to follow me so I can DM for your PayPal info” I can’t believe people actually fall for this bullshit. Watch, some rich person is actually going to do this and be true to their word and I’m going to be biting my fists.

Even potential Presidential candidates are doing it. This is 2019 y’all….

I will give $1,000/mo for the next 12 months FREE to someone who retweets this and follows me by July 4th 😃 Let's show why money is the answer & why this is the campaign for people. No purchase necessary. US citizens only. https://t.co/ie7DMHJ86X — Andrew Yang🧢🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) June 25, 2019

You do not have my vote, clout chaser. But I will retweet this just to see if you’re a man of your word.

The “Well actually” people

This guy hits every stereotype for a “Well actually…” guy tweet.

a meme as a profile pic

no actual name associated with the account

narcissistic

“insanely rich”

Too much to say in a single tweet

Trolls

These people sort of tie into the last one. But internet trolls are everyone’s number one hated thing on the internet. The saying “it’s easy to talk that way behind a keyboard” speaks an insane amount of truth. I don’t even need to show an example of this one because there are numerous kinds of trolls.

The “I only travel to show off” people

Fuck off. Do you even work? How can you afford all this shit? And your wearing strictly Patagonia?!?! WTF?

Victoria Falls – One of the Seven Natural Wonders of the World https://t.co/LUOX8ncaG9 pic.twitter.com/TiNbWJehSS — Brodie Deverell (@travel_pics_bjd) June 13, 2019

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I don’t necessarily blame these people for posting this stuff and showing off where they have been. Just be considerant of us peasants you are showing this too making us hate you because we ain’t you

Perhaps this blog should be called “I hate Twitter” but I fucking love Twitter. It’s my daily newspaper and I get all kinds of entertainment from it. It just sucks to see this kind of behavior clog up my feed from viewing good content. I guess it’s just the world we live in, in 2019.

Maybe one of those rich programmers, Mulan Zusk, will make an app that blocks out all of this shit I’m talking about. But noooooo. We’re more concerned about going to Mars, and ~clean energy~, and robots that are horrifyingly human like, and cleaning up the Earth. Yawn. Why don’t we focus on our real problems like blocking internet trolls and educating people to understand sarcasm?

……that was sarcasm, by the way… Save the Turtles.

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by: Jake Ring