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BATTLE START

"And now for something completely different."

"Ah, is this the right room for an argument?"

"No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules, rule one! No Poofters!"

"And, ah, get the machine that goes 'ping!'"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our weapon is surprise, surprise and fear!"

"Suicide Squad! Attack!"

"This is a complete waste of time."

"Consult the book of armaments!"

"Get... the comfy chair!" *Dramatic chord*

"Yes, we are all different! I'm not."

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs!"

"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

"The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence involving peoples heads and arms getting chopped off. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts."

"Are there any women here today?"

"And there's a big crowd here today to see these prize idiots in action!"



ALLY DESTROYED

"You dirty double-crossing rat!"

"You're a looney."

"You tit!"

"You silly sod!"



MODULE DAMAGED

"Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?"

"You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards!"

"Oh, bloody 'ell."

"Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"

"Well, that's quite enough of that."

"Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we?"

"You naughty person."

"Please, please, no more!"

"Piss off!"

"Go away!"

"Who threw that stone? Come on! She did! She did... er... he did! He did!"



CREWMAN KILLED

"Aaaaauuuuuuugh!"

"Ooo, my brain hurts!"

"Oh, my foot!"

"So I'd like to leave, sir, before I get killed please."

"I feel happy... oof!"

"I'm not dead!"

"Ah, yes, his head's been ripped off. I'll get you another."

"E's fucking snuffed it!"



RICOCHET

"This calls for immediate discussion!"

"Stop that, it's silly."

"You lucky, lucky bastard!"

"Oh, you're no fun anymore."

"None shall pass!"

"Pull the other one!"

"Tis but a scratch!"

"No chance, English bedwetting types!"

"You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards!"

"Don't try that."

"Bloody favoritism!"

"Miserable bloody Romans, no sense of humor."

"Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'!"

"Yes, that's the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage."



ARMOR PIERCED

"My nipples explode with delight!"

*French knight blowing a raspberry*

"I'm going to shoot you through the head."

"Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you."

"Ni!"

"Excellent!"

"Eh heh heh heh, heh heh heh!"

"I order you to be quiet!"

"Anybody else feel like a little... giggle?"



CRITICAL HIT

"All right, all right, we'll kill him first, then have tea and biscuits."

"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"

"Shut your cakehole, you Nazi!"

"Hello, can we have your liver?"

"What's he do, nibble your bum?"

"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Yes I have! Look! Just a flesh wound!"

"This is quite exciting!"

"Nasty, eh?"

"There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong."

"Well tough titty for you, fish face!"



ENEMY ON FIRE

"Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!"

"Death awaits you all, with nasty big pointy teeth!"

"We have found a witch, may we burn her?"



TANK ON FIRE

"Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!"

"Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand of God before!"

"My goodness me! I am in a bad temper today!"



ENEMY KILLED

*Ding!* "Bring out your dead!"

"Now that's what I call a dead parrot!"

"And there was much rejoicing. Yay."

"Oh, that's not dead, its just, uh, resting."

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

"Such a senseless waste of human life, isn't it?"

"Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."

"I fart in your general direction!"

"Actually I find violence extremely distasteful."

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"This is an ex-parrot!"

*Foot Splat sound*

"Nice to do business with you!"



TANK IMMOBILIZED

"You yellow bastards, come back here and take what's coming to ya!"

"I move for no man."

"I'll, um, just stay here then, shall I sir? Yeah."

"Scuse me, could somebody give me a push?"

"I'll bite your legs off!"

"You haven't given us time to hide!"



TANK MOBILE

"Right, keep me covered! What with? Just keep me covered."

"Right, off you go. Oh, thank you, thank you very much."

"Look, let me go back in there and face the peril! No, it's too perilous."

"Get on with it. Yes, get on with it! Get on with it!"



AUTO-TARGET ENGAGED

"Stand and deliver!"

"You're f**king nicked, me old beauty!"

"That's no ordinary rabbit!"



AUTO-TARGET DISENGAGED

"I apologize for that. I think you'll find this a bit more interesting."

"What a strange person."

"How shall we f**k off, oh Lord?"

"Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money! A what?"



TANK DESTROYED

*Dramatic Chord*

"Well that was really horrible. Oh, you're always complaining!"

"Get out you old ratbag, bug off!"

"Shut up you American, you always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and you say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', well you're dead now, so shut up! Dead? Dead."

"Run away! Run away!"

"I am invincible!"

"You're no bloody use at all, you're an utter bloody washout!"

"That's the end! Stop the program! Stop it!"

