My wife Sarah and I were enjoying a small golfing and spa break which we had been enjoying immensely, until i managed to twist an ankle when fishing a wayward ball out of the rough. Luckily we were talking to a lady in the bar that evening who was actually by her self on a spa break and enjoyed golf and happened to have her clubs with her so arranged to play with Sarah the next day.

They met at breakfast the next morning and off they went. I took myself off to the spa for a little bit of soothing in the hydro therapy suite. Whilst getting changed i heard a guy moaning, clearly having a bit of trouble getting his locker to lock with the chipped wristband that they issued. I interrupted him and told him they were a bit temperamental and you had to almost scan them as opposed to hold them.

He thanked me and continued to get changed as did I. He asked me how often i visited the place and I told him my wife and I came probably 4 times a year he told me it was his and his wife’s first visit so all a bit new. He was clearly comfortable with the locker room experience as he didn’t bother turning around when removing his underpants and revealed that what they often said about black guys was true, he was certainly very well blessed in the lunchbox department.

I left him to it and headed off to the hydro suite. Once there I immersed myself in the jacuzzi and chilled, taking the chance to admire some of the very nice ladies wandering about which I could never get away if Sarah had been with me. I saw the black guy I’d spoken to in the locker room walking towards the jacuzzi and although I’m not sure he was planning to, when he saw me he climbed in and joined me.

We exchanged pleasantries and he asked me if my wife was joining me. I explained the issue with my ankle and that Sarah had gone golfing with another lady. He asked how bad my ankle was and i told him it was painful but not too bad and that i just didn’t fancy putting it through a round of golf. He told me his wife was a physiother****t and he’d ask her to look at it if i wanted, saying it was the least he could do for helping him earlier in the locker room. “Nice offer thanks” I said.

He said “well at least you wont be bored on your own in here with so many good looking women in swimwear wandering about” I laughed and agreed and added on it was a shame looking was all I would be able to do and that was only because my wife wasn’t with me. We both chuckled.

He then said “What do you think of her?” nodding towards a black girl walking along the side of the pool.