Some advice to you trivia wanna-be’s: if you’re at the mall, stay away from The Disney Store at 1 and 5 p.m. when they do their trivia contests. Ken Jennings in the HOUUUUUUUSE!!!

As things got underway, I sized up the opposition. Pfft. Look at their big, big eyes. They actually think they might win!!!

Hopper is C, a grasshopper. NAILED IT!

Best part of going 10-for-10: rubbing it in to the runners-up.

“Trivia Master,” bitchez!