The most bizarre experience I have ever had in a hotel - by far.

The room was very small and especially narrow. A large mirror was fitted on two walls, apparently to create the illusion of a larger room.

There was a jacuzzi in the room - literally in the room. It had a crude stencil on the inside "Max fill", and the bottom had a number of marks on the bottom of indeterminate composition. We decided not to try it.

The TV was on a perch about 12 feet high, and it was only possible to get one station, as the satellite reciever was non-functional.

The bathroom had no door or curtain. The medicine cabinet had a door that could not be open, but rather hung fully open, ready to smash your forehead if you let your concentration lapse while using the sink.

It did have a functioning hair dryer, though.

There was a space heater sitting on the floor, with the only place to plug it in being an extension cord -clearly unsafe considering that we had to plug-in the mini-fridge there as well.

There was a functioning floor lamp and one light in the toilet partition.

Even though there were at least 6 other lamps in the high ceiling, NONE of them worked, and the switches for them were largely missing the plastic toggle covers.

The bed had no bedspread or blanket, merely an extra sheet. They did provide a blanket when I asked at the desk, and I'm sure it would have been good to 60 F if it wasn't sweltering in the room due to the air conditioner working fin futile fashion due to it being completely wrapped in plastic.

There were other things - including bad porn art and exposed pipes that haven't been cleaned in many years.

This hotel is suited to Joe Buck and Ratzo at their most desperate - everyone else should look elsewhere.