- CTHULHU!

CTHULHU!DUDE, OVER HERE!

HEY, CTHULHU.WHAT'S UP?

YES, IT IS ME, THE COON!

BUT DON'T WORRY.

I'M ACTUALLY NOT HERETO FIGHT YOU!

WE ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT,CTHULHU.

THOUGH I AM A SUPERHERO

AND YOU ARE A DARK GODFROM ANOTHER DIMENSION,

PERHAPS WE CAN WORK TOGETHER.

I KNOW HOW IT FEELS

TO WANT TO TAKE OVERAND RULE THE EARTH

AND HAVE EVERYONE ELSEBE YOUR SLAVES.

I DO, BRO.

BUT THERE'S A GROUPOF SUPERHUMANS

WHO ARE GOING TOSTOP AT NOTHING TO STOP YOU!

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GOOD, I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION.

THE SUPERHUMANS I SPEAK OF

ARE RIGHT NOW WORKING ON PLANSTO DESTROY YOU.

THEY RESIDE IN COLORADO,AND THEY ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

AND THEY ALL DESERVE TO BESENT INTO A DARK OBLIVION!

YOU CAN DO THAT, RIGHT?

SEND PEOPLEINTO A DARK OBLIVION?

'CAUSE THAT'S WHATTHOSE BUTTHOLES DESERVE!

NO, DUDE!DUDE, COLORADO IS THAT WAY!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

GOD DAMN IT, WHY DON'TDARK LORDS FUCKIN' LISTEN?