>> REUBEN CASTS SILKLASH SPIDER.

SILKLASH SPIDER CAN BLOCK AS IF

IT HAD FLYING.

[ REUBEN CLUCKING ])péP

AND NOW HE CASTS GEISTFLAME,

DEALING ONE DAMAGE TO McNUGGET.

>> COME ON, McNUGGETS! FIGHT!

>> YOU CAN DO IT, McNUGGETS!

[ MEN ARGUING ]

>> QUIET, PLEASE.

>> WAIT!

[ ARGUING STOPS ]

McNUGGETS HAS CAST PUNISHING

FIRE ABSORBING THE GEISTFLAME

AND DEALING TWO DAMAGE TO THE

OPPONENT!

GAME, SET, AND MATCH, McNUGGETS!

>> WHOA!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

>> ALL RIGHT!

>> YEAH!

>> ALL RIGHT, McNUGGETS!

DID WE PICK THE RIGHT ROOSTER OR

WHAT?

>> THAT WAS GODDAMN MANLY.

I MEAN, NO OFFENSE TO KENNY, BUT

THAT SHIT MADE REGULAR "MAGIC:

THE GATHERING" LOOK LIKE GIRLS

VOLLEYBALL.

>> EXCUSE ME.

THAT WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE DOWN

THERE.

YOU BOYS HAVE A NICE COCK.

>> THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN A ROOSTER

THROW DOWN SPELLS WITH SUCH RAW

BRUTALITY.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MOVE HIM

UP TO THE BIG TIME?

>> YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE TO

THIS?

>> OH, YES.

AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE

BASEMENT OF SOME SEEDY CHINESE

RESTAURANT.

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BASEMENT

OF A WELL-ESTABLISHED CHINESE

FRANCHISE.

SATURDAY NIGHT. HERE'S THE

ADDRESS.

LET'S SEE WHAT KIND OF MONEY

YOUR COCK CAN REALLY MAKE.

>> GEE, THANKS.

>> YOU HEAR THAT, McNUGGETS?

YOU'RE GOING TO THE BIG LEAGUES.

[ CHILDREN YELLING ]