Senator and Democrat presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren continues to try and boost her poll numbers by offering free candy to voters. One such attempted enticement is her college plan, which of course isn’t exactly as advertised:

Free college plans like Elizabeth Warren's are actually pretty pricey. And some say her plan would benefit the rich more than the poor. https://t.co/0rJPfJZ6a8 — USA TODAY (@USATODAY) April 26, 2019

“Free” doesn’t really mean free? Color us shocked!

You don’t say. — Chris Edwards (@Chris5piece) April 26, 2019

Hard to believe, we know. *Eye roll*

The word, when uttered by Democrats pitching no-charge utopias, should only be delivered when accompanied by sarcastic finger quotes.