Oh SS! How did you know!

Two reasons why this is an awesome gift.

It's summer here, and in mere weeks will be absolutely stinking hot. At the moment it is just uncomfortably hot (70%+ humidity, 30+ degrees C/86+ degrees F). Some people handle the weather with aplomb, I do not. I sweat like a whore in church. For years people have been telling me to wash my mouth out with soap. I've always refused. Until now!

Two delicious slices of Soapier Soap are now mine! All thanks to my unknown Secret Santa!

I've never eaten Egg Nog, real or soapy, but it smells tasty!

Merry everything!

UPDATE: My whole unit smells like cinnamon, cream, and bacon! I had to have a cheese and salami sandwich to quell the hunger pangs!