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They peep me mowin'

My fuckin front lawn

I know they all thinking

I be soopa-doopa white 'n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

Can't you peep I be white 'n' nerdy?

Look all up in mah grill I be white 'n' nerdy hommie!

I wanna roll with

Da thugs

But so far they all think

I be too white 'n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

I be just too white 'n' nerdy

We straight-up white 'n' nerdy

First up in mah class here at M.I.T.

Got game, I be a cold-ass lil champion at DND

MC Escher, thatz mah straight-up MC

Keep yo' 40, I be bout ta just have a Earl Gay tea

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah rims never spin ta tha contrary

You'll find dat they like stationary

All of mah action figures is cherry

Stephen Hawkingz up in mah library

I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah MySpace page be all straight-up pimped out

I gots playas beggin fo' mah top 8 spaces

Yo, I know Pi up ta a thousand places

Ain't gots no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of mah sandwiches wit mayonnaise

I be a whiz at Minesweeper, I can play fo' days

Once you peep mah dope moves you gonna stay amazed

My fuckin fingers movin' so fast I be bout ta set tha place ablaze

Therez no killa rap I aint run

At Pascal well I be number 1

Do Vector calculus just fo' fun

I ain't gots a gat but I gotta solderin gun

Kool as fuck Days is mah straight-up theme song

I can shizzle kick yo' booty up in a game of pin pong

I be bout ta ace any trivia quiz you brang on

I be fluent up in Java Script as well as Klingon

They peep me roll on, mah Segway

I know up in mah ass they be thinkin I'm

White 'n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

Can't you peep I be white 'n' nerdy?

Look all up in mah grill I be white 'n' nerdy hommie!

I'd like ta roll with

Da thugs

Although itz apparent I be too

White n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

I be just too white 'n' nerdy

How'd I git so white 'n' nerdy?

Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I been browsing, inspectin'

X-men comics you know I collect 'em

Da pens up in mah pocket, I must protect 'em

My fuckin ergonomic keyboard never leaves mah dirty ass

Bored, hustlin online fo' deals on some writable media

I edit Wikipizzle

I memorized tha Holy Grail straight-up well

I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL

I gots a funky-ass bidnizz bustin joints

When mah playaz need some code whoz ass do they call?

I do HTML do fo' dem all

Even cook up a homepizzy fo' mah dog

Yo, I gots mah dirty ass a gangbangin' fanny pack

They was havin a sale down all up in tha GAP

Spend mah nights wit a roll of bubble wrap

Pop pop! Hope no one sees me git freaky hommie!

I be nerdy up in tha extreme

And whita than sour cream

I was up in AV club n' Glee club

And even tha chess crew!

Only question I eva thought was hard

Was do I wanna bust a nut on Kirk or do I wanna bust a nut on Picard?

I spend every last muthafuckin weekend all up in tha Renaissizzle Faire

I gots mah name on mah underwear son!

They peep me strollin'

They laughin'

And rollin' they eyes 'cause

I be soopa-doopa white 'n' nerdy

Just cuz I be white 'n' nerdy

Just cuz I be white 'n' nerdy

All cuz I be white 'n' nerdy

Holy cow I be white 'n' nerdy hommie!

I wanna bowl with

Da thugs

But oh well itz obvious I'm

White 'n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

Think I be just too white 'n' nerdy

I be just too white 'n' nerdy

Look all up in mah grill I be white 'n' nerdy hommie!