Hey look, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is finally tweeting about something she knows about and has experience with.

Will miracles never cease?

Cocktails for the Revolution: – World w/o a #GreenNewDeal: a Bitter Dark n’ Stormy

– Clean transport: an Aviation, but hold the crème de violette

– Bridges, Not Walls: a Mezcal Greyhound

– Paid Parental Leave: Mocktail margarita

– Policy Failure: anything w/ Goldschläger ? https://t.co/WGlUSc8BXK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 11, 2019

We actually believe AOC on this topic EXCEPT she had to go and make it all political.

*sigh*

Maybe we don’t believe her.

On that note, we think she may be getting a lot of Goldschäger when it comes to her own policies, especially the Green New Deal.

Some other folks had their own ideas of various political cocktails:

The #GreenNewDeal cocktail: 1 oz Green Chartreuse

1.5 oz Mezcal

.5 simle syrup

.5 oz fresh squeezed lime

Garnish with civil liberties. Shake, strain, serve ? pic.twitter.com/Xlkq5dk2Mv — Jackie Summers (@jackfrombkln) February 11, 2019

Oh brother.

I want an actual #GreenNewDeal but would much rather drink the Dark and Stormy than anything with Midori or creme de menthe. pic.twitter.com/HpCBNwRCLk — Rachel Rawlings (@LinuxandYarn) February 11, 2019

None of it sounds great, just sayin’.

The Don't Let Harvey be a Wallbanger — Bigshotprof (@thebigshotprof) February 11, 2019

Ok, that one was almost funny.

you might appreciate our apocalypse cocktails from a women writers project back in https://t.co/COYM6jBViJ — Aunty Fox ?? (@FoxSpiritBooks) February 11, 2019

Sounds … uplifting.

To assist Democrat and Republican negotiators reach a deal – Diplomatic Answer: 2 parts red vermouth, 1 part brandy, 1/3 part Triple Sec, 4 parts lemonade – fill half a wine glass with ice, add booze, top with lemonade and garnish with an orange slice ? — Andrea Reynolds (@AndreaR20347296) February 11, 2019

Now we actually like how this gal thinks.

Any suggestion for Brexit cocktails, asks this former Queens resident? — Kirk McElhearn (@mcelhearn) February 11, 2019

Hard Brexit: a straight shot of bathtub gin, with no imported botanicals ? — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 11, 2019

Alrighty then.

If you make the first one with a splash of Jack you'd get. A Bitter Dark n' Stormy Daniels……. I thought you were suppose to be good at Twitter cmon. — Justan Paul Spaid (@JustanSpaid) February 11, 2019

Brilliant!

Politics of the Past killing our humanity as a nation would be an Old Fashioned#lowhangingfruit — Andrew Zimmern (@andrewzimmern) February 11, 2019

Zimmern, dude, really?

I would ask @AOC for a simple White Russian but in this political climate I’ll wait until the 2020 elections ? — Daniel (Leeds United! “Carajo”!) (@falsenine_82) February 11, 2019

HA! Fair tweet.

70% Marginal Tax Rate: Something with vodka, not too sweet. — Joe Donohue (@donohue_j) February 11, 2019

Bleh, no thanks.

I’ll be honest, this tweet was funny to me — a libertarian — until you went after my beloved goldschlager. UNCALLED FOR!! — Enesto Reilley (@tabs223) February 11, 2019

Thanks…but no thanks…I’ll have a Budweiser. — JustADad (@JustADadOkla) February 11, 2019

#MERICA

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