Being a high level Competitive Fighter in Rex Kwon Do, of course I needed a T-Shirt to let the world know just what was coming at them. This is no doubt what was going on in my reddit secret santa's brain, because he's a happening dude. He saw the message in an online store... "strength of a grizzly", 'oh? what's this?' thought my mysterious gifter as the first line of text still roaring in his mind. "reflexes of a puma...", 'well duh, nobody fucks with a puma.' it was almost the perfect gift, but what else was missing? "wisdom of a man..." and without even a following thought he sent that t-shirt into the shopping cart to be sold. Not caring in the slightest who sees his cumbersome amount of bills, hastily stuffed into every crevice he could find. Finally, without any fear, he mashed his right index finger down with the power and will and a thousand Thors, "Confirm Purchase". 'It is done' thought my glorious hero, slowly walking away from the explosions he didnt cause or look at.