This being the third annual Who's Your Tiger? flowchart we are just going to get right to it. This is the absolutely definitive way to find out which Tigers' player should be "Your Tiger": the exclusive, monogamous target of your faithful support and devotion.

At no time may you disparage, be angry with, or otherwise become disenfranchised with Your Tiger. You are bound for life.

At least until you go back to the beginning of the chart and change your answers.