Santa has been kidnapped... DUN DUN DUNNN!



Arthur "Arty" the Elf is an upset artillery tanker who enjoys ruining the battles of would-be U.S. tank destroyers. If you're a fan of U.S. tank destroyers, you've probably already been destroyed by this antagonistic elf and his favorite artillery. But this time, he's taken it too far!

Arty the Elf has kidnapped Santa, and left behind a ransom note demanding that Santa build him an exclusive and stealthy U.S. Premium tank destroyer!

Commanders, we must put a stop to Arty's nefarious plan, and release Santa from captivity! Santa could be anywhere, so we're offering discounts on select light tanks and bringing back the Tetrach so you can search for him as quickly as possible!