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Pig: Hey, Steph. What's up? Pastis: Did you know that Des Moines is the most populous city in Iowa? And that it has its own symphony and the Des Moines art center and the Pappajohn sculpture park and a capitol building with five domes and is a great place to live and work? Rat: Let me guess. You're kissing but because 'Pearls' just began running in the Des Moines register. Pastis: You're very cynical. Pig: it's not heaven, it's Iowa!