No choreography onto the floor

“No face painting. This is sport, not theater”

At worlds, the FIG held a forum to clarify rules and it was eventful. We CODE NERD OUT about:

Save your applause until the end

…so we performed a play about what might maybe have happened

We’re being asked to believe some pretty ridiculous things right now…

Mary Bono was submitted by THE USOC

The myth, the legend, actual real-life big-boy sports reporter Will Graves of the AP joins us to discuss his experience in Doha and the current state of US gymnastics, including

If he floated away in a flood

Crowd size, and whether worlds should ever go back to Qatar

His secret meeting with the country’s #2 (and interest in the rainbow leotard)

How he approaches USAG differently than in, say, 2015

Whether Simone is the greatest thing ever to be, ever, in the history of time and the universe, ever ever ever