claitynroberts:

alleiradayne:

claitynroberts: gerardseyeshadow: edward-masen: bardstard: rosalielesbianhale: petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come. john: (walks into the classroom) edward: john: don’t u mean I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED THIS Omfg I’m dying

*Edward comes into Bella’s room that one night to creepily kiss her in order to test his self-control*

Edward: I just wanna try one thing. Be very still…don’t move.

John as Bella: *flops to the ground and kicks upward to fight off attacker according to the infinite wisdom of Detective JJ Bittenbinder*

@alleiradayne