Ah, the quirky habits of a veg-head. Just about everyone has ’em, though I’m sure they vary from person to person. I thought it might be funny to poke a little fun at ourselves. And if you can relate to any of these, shout it loud and proud in the comment section.

#1: You veggie prep on the weekend, and it is an art.

Ah, nothing feels better than having veggies cleaned, cut, and ready for your busy-ass week.



#2: You’re a label-reading Jedi.



Seriously, though. We don’t just “pick up” a new product without interrogating it.

#3: “I’m actually vegan…”

Okay, I’m guilty of saying this exact phrase… a lot, but how else will they know?!

#4: “Does it contain “natural flavors?”

Seriously, WHERE DO THOSE NATURAL FLAVORS COME FROM? Must. find. out.

#5: You eat greens for breakfast.

Because who the fuck made the call that greens were a lunch or dinner thing?

#6: #vegan

Well, it is vegan. So get over it!

#7: New week, new veggie.

How am I supposed to love ALLTHEPLANTS if I don’t try them all?

#8: You call all restaurants ahead of time.

Or you know, checking every nook and corner of dat online menu.

#9: You apologize for being vegan… for no reason.

Say sorry one more time and I swear to God… #STOPAPOLOGIZING FOR NOTHING!

#10: You drink down green smoothies like it’s your job.

The world is one giant green smoothie, and you are just basking in it, baby.

#11: You hide superfoods in communal dishes.

Bet you didn’t know there were black beans in those brownies, huh Grandma?

#12: You make your own nut milk.

Dreamy, creamy nut milk – like no udder. Seriously.

#13: You consider nana ice cream a food group.

It is, isn’t it? As long as we all agree…

#14: You do your best to listen to your friends’ stories about “the best bacon they ever had.”



‘Cause we can’t always be on our soapbox.

#15: You’ve learned how to stick up for yourself.



Because, sometimes you have to! (No, we aren’t mean… but… C3PO <3)

Okay, sound off. What’s your habit? xx bianca