Let’s do this!

Last chapter Rietta grew up, so it’s time for graduation!

Rietta: “Hooray! Now I can sit on the couch all day!”

And what happens after graduation? A graduation party of course! Or your mom’s acrobat performance at a bar. But like many events that sims are forced to attend, graduation takes its toll.

Bill: “If I maintain eye contact maybe no one will notice the puddle of pee under me. *stares at pigtails*”

Sigh -1. Come on Bill! You just won the heir vote! You can do better than this!

Starship Banana Stand AKA Alaina: “This contortion is dedicated to my daughter Rietta, that yellow chick over there in the graduation robes!”

I’m not sure drinking is going to make this any better for you.

After that exciting adventure, everyone headed home.

This is why you have to move out when you guys move to Isla Paradiso. -1

This is where I stopped playing the last time. So yesterday, when I was all excited to open my game and start playing again, I immediately saw this :

Oh geez. WHY DID I COME BACK? -1

Oh right. Cause this stuff it hilarious. Alaina is getting ready for her last performance as a controllable sim. I remember (barely) when Alaina couldn’t even book a park job. Now she’s performing in fancy places like this:

She made 2000 simoleons doing this. 2000! For two hours of work! Crazy. Needless to say they are loaded. And just in time for Bill’s birthday!

Hooray!!!

Uh Bill. You’re bald.

Rietta: “HA!”

Alaina: “What are you laughing at.”

Maybe it was the stress of growing up with a mother that was constantly naked. But now that Bill has grown up, they can move! Let me just pack up all the stuff they want to take with them…

Javed:”Nah I’m not ready to move yet.”

AGGGHHHH. Javed you suck giant balls. You make everything so much harder!

Javed:”I’m going to haunt something else you want to take in the move.”

I’m going to leave you here.

And now it’s time to say goodbye to the Starlight Shores trailer.

And hello to their new trailer!

Just because they’re rich doesn’t mean they get a super nice house. I don’t want to overwhelm them. And I needed to buy this:

Bill:”My dreams have come true!”

That’s right, Bill had a super sweet boat to solve all of his detective cases with. Bill is now a heat loving, ambitious, evil, perceptive and proper detective, and has to solve 35 cases to reach his lifetime wish. We better get started! But first it’s time to say bye bye to Rietta.

And now to City Hall!

Isla Paradiso is huge and laggy as shit, but the buildings are cool.

And here he is! Ready for his first case.

Bill: “No. Something doesn’t feel right.”

Bill:”OK. Let’s do this.”

Yes, as a proper sim Bill is constantly changing into his formal wear. I’m just happy he has clothes on.

Meanwhile, back at the house, this is all Alaina is doing.

Alaina: “Oh golly it’s hot here. I should take off my clothes.”

Seriously. The whole time Bill was getting a case Alaina stood inside the house fanning herself off. I don’t think she’s used to taking care of herself. Not that she did when I could control her either.

Points-

Repo-Man:-1

Births: +2

Bladder Failure: -3

Pass Out: -4

Completed lifetime wish:+5

Total Points: -1

P.S. You may have noticed that I added completed lifetime wish to the points. I figure I need something that can help me get out of the negatives, and reaching that goal is pretty hard, so I get 5 points if it’s completed. Otherwise I’d be at -6 right now and the way things are going, every generation would have to have like 10 children to come out positive.