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Cavlin: Bad news on your campaign to stay, Dad: Dad: Oh? Calvin: Yep, the latest poll of six-year-olds in this household shows that they don't care about issues this year. It's character that counts. Dad: So why is that bad news? Calvin: Who's the bimbo with you in this old prom picture? Dad: That "bimbo" is your mother. Calvin: Pretty funky hairdo, Mom. Mom: Who's a bimbo??