Happy New Year’s Eve! Remember, if someone says “Happy Holidays” to you, it’s important to be insulted by someone wishing you well and to remind them that the New Year is the reason for the holiday.

That is, if you want to look like a hollow shell of a person.

Anyway, just in case you were about to crack a smile before watching the ball drop, here’s a reminder that lots of people still think morality is synonymous with admiring a guy who drowned every human being on the planet.

(Via Ed Brayton)