Dig those cool Danish vibes. Forget standing around holding a drink at parties, or even worse, putting your drink down and having some freeloader make off with it.

Direct from Copenhagen, I give you the Neck Glass, a concept so blindingly simple you wonder why you never thought of it yourself.

Just sling it over your neck, and that’s the end of thieving spongers taking your drink, or even worse, toerags sropping Rohypnol into it.

As the blurb says, It’s a party round your neck! And it comes with a nice, optional beard. This is the sort of thing that will appeal to trippy chicks and groovy guys everywhere. Don’t miss the sharp threads and funky sounds while you guzzle your liquor from the neck glass.

Groovy.

As the slogan says, Bring back hangin’, Copenhagen style.

It’s quality, it’s handblown. It’s a lot of fun. It doesn’t get much cooler than this.

Neck glass. The way of the future for party animals everywhere.