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Australians have been told that they don’t have to pay tax this year if they don’t want to – after it was revealed that the deputy commissioner of the ATO is entangled in a major fraud investigation involving $165 million was allegedly stolen from the Commonwealth.

Michael Cranston, who has worked for the tax office for over three decades, will be charged with abusing his position as a public official relating to the alleged fraud, although it is his son Adam that is in a lot more fucking shit.

The Bondi fuckboy was arrested at his flat in the affluent beach suburb of Bondi during raids yesterday and has been charged with conspiracy to defraud the Commonwealth – alongside his sister, the Cranston children are one of ten to be arrested in the raids.

In a statement released by the ATO today, it was revealed that if Australians, for any reason, feel their tax dollars aren’t safe in the hands of silver-spoonfed white cunts from the Eastern suburbs, then they are well in their right to not pay tax at all.

“We completely understand if you don’t trust us”

“First all the politicians travel expenses, and now this”

“Yeah. We dropped the ball… But we now have to focus on a swift punishment for those involved”

“These guys will be going to jail for at least two years”