(It's 5:42 p.m., and you and a former classmate are in the living room sharing a few drinks of wine.)

You: (takes a sip of his drink and chuckles) It's nice that you've invited me over here. Man, it's been a while since we've seen each other since we've graduated from high school. Yeah, I didn't know if you recognized me at all, but...(chuckles) yeah. So, what else do you want to talk about? How are things with you and Julie? (pause) Not going well? Why? What happened? (pause) She...wait, she wants a divorce? Hold on, hold on, let me sink this in: you guys have been high school sweethearts ever since you two were freshmen, and you've just gotten married a couple years ago. How can that spark just die out like that? You two were perfect for each other! (pause, then in shock) She said what? Oh, come on! That was the reason why she left you? It's because you're not..."big enough"? (frustrated) What the fuck does that even mean? (pause, then scoff) Okay, okay...now, this might sound a bit strange, but can you...um...(laughs) god, what am I doing? Never mind, I'm not gonna say it. (pause) No, no, if I say it, then you're gonna get creeped out and we're gonna end up not seeing each other for another 5 years. Nope, not gonna say it. (sigh) Alright, alright, I'll come out and say it: I want you to drop your pants. Right now. (pause) Yes, right fucking now! Just do it. (he takes off his blue jeans and his boxers, and you gasp in awe)

Oh...wow! Now...(stammers) okay, okay, see...I don't get why she thinks it's not "big enough". Seriously? That looks like it would tear her in two! (pause) Well, yeah, I'm exaggerating...but that's still pretty big. I'm starting to think that she doesn't have a good sense of measure. Hell, if I were a woman, I'd fuck that. (pause) Well...yeah, I'd still want to know what it's like. I mean, you and I have been friends around the same time you and what's-er-name met. We've seen each other naked in the locker room more than a few times, I'm sure. (pause) Yeah, I know it's weird, but just think about it! I mean, I'm happily married---no offense---but I still think about...you know. (laughs) I'm sorry! I'm just so embarrassed! I know I don't need to be, but it's just...it feels wrong. I love my wife, and I love fucking her, but...I think I want to try something new. And I bet, feeling lonely as you are, you're dying to try it with me. (pause) Yes, that's right, you heard me: try it WITH ME. Now, what I want you to do is go sit over there on that couch. I bet that cock was hard before I even told you to take it out. That's why it's so big for me. (as you're undressing yourself) Ever since I saw it, I've been dying to have it in my mouth. (pause) What? Oh, no, she doesn't have to know. It's our little secret. (moans) Do you like it when I'm on knees for you, hmm? Just kneeling there with my cock in my hand, staring at that beautiful dick. My mouth just can't help but water every time I look at it. I really need to suck it right now. Can I suck it, baby? Please? (whining) Oh, come on, no one else appreciates your cock as much as I do. So, can I, baby? Pleeeeeease? (pause) Oh, thank you! (you start making ultra-sloppy cock-sucking noises and moan while doing so) Oh, fuck...I don't know if I can fit you into my mouth! But I don't want just the head, baby; I want it all. I want more. (more cock-sucking and moaning noises with added gagging sounds) Mmmm...see, I wasn't lying when I told you that I appreciate that big, hard, thick cock of yours. Come on, baby...make me gag on it right now! I want more of you. (more cock-sucking/gagging and moaning)

(breathless, but aggressively) Alright, now bend me over. Bend me over right fucking now. I don't care if it hurts me; I just need that cock deep in me right now. I want your cock to split me in two, PLEASE! (whimpers and moans as he starts rimming you) No, no, no, no, I didn't tell you to...oh, my god...please, no! I didn't say you can lick me there! Oh, fuck...(whimpers) fuck, that feels so fucking good. Please give me more of your tongue...oh, fuck, you're so good. (moans and whimpers for a while) So, are you gonna fuck me now? (aggressively begging) PLEASE! I need your cock in me right now! I wanna feel you stretch me open. Please pound my ass, please! Fuck me! (pause, then with a slightly evil chuckle) Well, I guess we're playing hard to get, aren't we? When I tell you to fuck me...(push him down on the couch and straddle him) you FUCK me now! Now, let me ride that gorgeous, big cock of yours. (moan loud as you slide his cock inside you)

Oh, god, YES! Such a perfect fit. I knew that cock would slide into me just right. (moans and whimpers as you ride) Oh, fuck...I love fucking your cock so much. It feels so goddamn good! Grab on to my hips, baby. Hold on to me, please! Oh, god...I bet you love it when my tight little asshole squeezes your cock as I bounce up and down on it. I wanna fuck the cum out of you. That's right, baby...I want you to cum in my ass. Leave me something to remember you by. (more moaning for a while) Now, hold me still; I want you to pound me while I'm still on top of you. Please...please make me cum with that huge cock. (whimpers and moans) Oh, god, yes...yes, yes, yes, YES! Reach up and pinch my nipples as you fuck me hard. (high-pitched whimper) Ohh, fuck, just like that! Just like that. Harder, baby! I want you to fuck me harder! Let me feel your cock hit my prostate just right. Make me cum, please! Please fuck me! PLEASE FUCK ME! (improvisational begging and moaning until orgasm)