SPORTS: Bonkill wins nation-renaming contest in 6–0 sweep

News in Brief

Breaking news came from the 0,0 environs today as local resident and numbers man Bonkill announced the results of the nation-renaming contest. “9 6–21–3–11–9–14–7 12–15–22–5 14–21–13–2–5–18–19,” he was reported to say, leaving the average player angry about having to solve yet another fucking numbers puzzle.

“Personally, I’m really glad to see that Bonkill is taking it down a notch,” Arcation leader Gogyst said when approached for comment. “With 6, we all knew what he was talking about- F, the sixth letter of the alphabet, which is also what he wanted to do to CivEx- he wanted to F CivEx in its A. Now that he’s changed his nation to 0, we can all rest easy- because he’s clearly ‘zero’ threat to any of us. At least until he gets his dedication back. Heh.”

When approached for comment, Bonkill had only this to say: “7–5–20 20–8–5 6–21–3–11 15–6–6 13–25 9–19–12–1–14–4.” If this reporter had to guess, Bonkill was telling us about how he’s finally getting with the program of making beautiful builds, writing compelling lore, and forging lasting friendships. If he continues along this path, we will look forward to writing more about him in the future.