After Brent Musburger teased him about his criticism of Rasheed Wallace.Not a critic, just a reporter of facts. Bill Walton

Amare Stoudamire! Winner of the genetic lottery! Bill Walton

Announcer: Here's Luke Walton. Bill, you know a little something about him. Walton: Yeah, he's a 6'8" forward from the University of Arizona. Bill Walton

At 49, I can say something I never would have said when I was a player, that I'm a better person because of my failures and disgraces. Bill Walton

Brad Nessler: And Samaki Walker enters the game. Walton: So THIS is what it's come to? Bill Walton

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western Civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good. Bill Walton

Come on, play defense. Enough with this flopping, play the game the way its supposed to be played, you are only hurting the credibility of the game, shame on you Vlade, you know better. Bill Walton

Come on, that was no foul! It may be a violation of all the basic rules of human decency, but it's not a foul. Bill Walton

Cuttino Mobley has just made the two worst shot attempts in the history of this proud Houston Rockets franchise. Bill Walton

Dale Davis, pick ONE pivot foot, PLEASE! Bill Walton

Eddie Griffin has put up the two worst shots in the history of the Rockets franchise here tonight. Bill Walton

Exchange between Bill and Snapper Jones: That's a terrible defensive effort by Robert Horry. He didn't even make it difficult for Rasheed Wallace to score. Snapper: Well, what do you expect? Earlier you said that Wallace could be one of the best players in the game, and now you want Robert Horry to guard him one-on-one? Bill: No, I said that Rasheed could be the best player in the game. Bill Walton

Exchange between Bill and Tom Hammond: John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization! Tom: Wow, that's a pretty strong statement. I guess I don't have a good handle on world history. Bill: Well Tom, that's because you didn't go to UCLA. Bill Walton

Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet. Bill Walton

Growing up, my parents were very, very strict. And then I went to UCLA with John Wooden, who was just off the charts. Bill Walton

Hey I'm for anything that keeps Charlie Ward out the game Bill Walton

I told Luke, you're young, you're rich, and you@re living in Beverly Hills. If you're not having the time of your life right now, I have failed you as a father. Bill Walton

I'm mainstream. Always have been. Bill Walton

If Anthony Johnson ever gets a jumper, who's going to stop him? Bill Walton