When a man wearing a "How's my driving?" T-shirt gets arrested on Interstate 5, it's natural to have questions.

Are you serious?

How bad did his vehicular conduct have to be in order for this to happen?

Are we living in a movie?

Well, the answers to those questions, in order, are:

Yes.

Bad enough that "multiple" people called Oregon State Police to report him.

And maybe. You never know.

State police announced they received "multiple driving complaints" about a driver on I-5 in a Facebook post Friday. When a trooper tracked the man down and pulled him over, he failed a field sobriety test and was arrested for DUII, police said.

An accompanying photo shows the man — face concealed behind a white circle — wearing a shirt asking "How's my driving?" with a phone number listed below. Part of the phone number is also hidden behind a white bar in the OSP photo, likely because it's not actually a solicitation for driving advice but a request for the reader to buzz off.

(Warning: There's a four-letter word and a gross suggestion on the other side of that link.)

The OSP Facebook post ends with a warning:

"Don't drink

[?] and drive

[?] it isn't just OSP watching

[?] ,the

is paying attention too."

Here's the full post:

Maybe he should have thought harder about his shirt choice before he decided to #DrinkandDrive.🚨 Albany Area Command... Posted by Oregon State Police on Friday, June 9, 2017

--Eder Campuzano | 503.221.4344

@edercampuzano

ecampuzano@oregonian.com