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Reading a great novel written by a woman. Calling your mother and thanking her for all she’s done for you. Shutting up and not acting like a douche who knows everything in every conversation with a lady—these are just a few acceptable ways to celebrate International Women’s Day next Sunday. Do you want to know what’s not an acceptable way to celebrate? Let’s ask Romania’s Sorin Georgian Salinievici, a 24-year-old idiot.

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Salinievici is selling his virginity as, and I can’t stress enough that this reasoning is a direct quote from our young dummy to the UK’s Daily Express, "a nice present on International Women’s Day." So—he’ll be donating proceeds to breast cancer research or some other worthy woman-focused cause, right? Oh, what’s that? You have more to say, Sorin? Okay, go on: "But really I am doing this to sort out my financial troubles," Hoo boy... "Not for fun." This isn’t going well. "And I want 2,000 euros ($2271)." Okay, but surely you’re flexible on the... "I won’t give it away for less." Wow. Okay, but you have no other non-negotiables, right? "The woman that buys my virginity has to look decent."

So the only aspect of this that is a "present" for women is the sex. With a 24-year-old virgin. Who is shallow and must be paid. And who decided posting creepy fliers that look like "Wanted" posters was the best way to make money and get laid.

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Happy International Women’s Day, ladies! Sorry everything is garbage!