Raise your hand if you're a lying liar! Photo by NPR

Well guys, ya gotta hand it to Lizzie-Tish. She never ceases to put her foot in her mouth for our collective amusement(Granted the amusement is (neo)liberally peppered with contempt and disgust, but still. I’ll take laughs anywhere I can get ‘em.)

Liz’s latest (and not-so-latest) fraudulent claims about her past rely heavily on manipulating the emotions of the I WILL ONLY VOTE FOR A WOMAN, POLICY BE DAMNED Club. You know the type. The ones who will vote private parts over platform and pat themselves on the back for their heroic feminism.

Liz likes to crow about how she was passed over for a teaching job because she was visibly pregnant. She knows exactly what she’s doing by saying this. This issue triggers many women (and rightly so) and, as an added bonus, it’s like throwing raw meat at identity politics-obsessed neoliberals of any gender.

How dare they treat this brave feminist pioneer this way? Don’t they see our righteous pink pussy hats? We will resist the living shit out of you chauvinist pigs! (Do they still use the term chauvinist pig? It was all the rage when I was a kid.)

And the wailing and cries of misogyny echo from one end of Starbucks to the other.

Now, losing a gig solely because you are in the process of creating a future human being is beyond disgusting. Back in the day, it was an all-too-common occurrence. Fact. The thing is, in Warren’s case, it never happened.

If this one’s nose grew with each lie, it would span from sea to shining sea. Photo by TMZ

Long story short, Elizabeth was rejected because she didn’t have the necessary certifications for the special ed position, and Warren opted instead to stay home with her first baby.

But she is steadfastly (and foolishly) doubling down on her discrimination claim even though there is substantial proof to the contrary. The minutes from a New Jersey Board of Education meeting during April 1971 show the board voted unanimously to extend Warren’s teaching contract. Her voluntary exit was in June, two months later.

Nothing wrong with staying home to be with your baby, but it doesn’t fit the image Warren is desperate to create. So, as usual, she lied.