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Dating in the current environment is bewildering and sometimes dangerous. What may start as a fun fling can instantly take a turn for the worse, but you don’t have to take my word for it, just ask this poor soul who had his house burned down because of a booty call gone awry.

We take you to Woodbury, New Jersey (sorry Florida), where a spurned lover turned her disappointment into a fiery rage. A woman was expecting an intimate redezvous but her paramour declined her advances and he paid the price, nearly losing his life.

Taija Russell of Blackwood, New Jersey, was expecting to get her tubes filled, but when her admirer canceled plans she did not take it well. On August 4, 2019, the 29-year-old NJ woman was ready for an intimate session with her sideman. He allegedly called her for a 4 AM booty call, but fell asleep before she arrived and reportedly didnt hear her knock on his door.

Unsatisfied with the lack of satisfaction, Russell sent him a series of angry text messages saying: “I see you wanna die” and “You wasted my money to come out here.” She then allegedly went to the local gas station to buy lighter fluid, matches and a lighter. Spoiler Alert: It wasn’t for her to make s’mores.

Authorities believe Russell set the man’s house on fire and the man woke up at 4:30 AM to a very fiery surprise. The man ran to the nearby police station to alert authorities of the fire. Police said the man was only wearing a T-shirt covered in soot and ash. Authorities said that the home was completely destroyed by the fire. Thankfully, firefighters were able to save the man’s dog.

The man was rushed to hospital after he suffered from smoke inhalation and first and second-degree burns. This woman gets a “D” in her ability to deal with canceled booty calls.

Investigators immediately recognized the burnt house as an arson before even witnessing the damning surveillance video. Police said the victim received eight missed calls from Russell.

Russell was charged with aggravated assault, endangering/creating a substantial risk of death and criminal mischief all because of a missed booty call. Congratulations Chilli, you played yourself. How confident must this dude feel that a woman got arrested over missing a d*ck episode with him? He should put this article in his Tinder profile.

Chile, this woman doesn't play when it comes to her "D" appointments. Taija M. Russell was arrested and charged with attempted murder and aggravated arson after allegedly setting a house on fire, which reportedly left a man with first and second degree b… https://t.co/Yg1aYUFVw1 pic.twitter.com/l1CH3XbdgP — YBF CHIC (@TheYBF) August 17, 2019

[NJ.com]