I never saw or read 50 Shades of Grey (thank God), but I know that if Grey Enterprises was a real business, it would not be an actual business. It would instantly go bankrupt. No one would invest in Grey Enterprises! It'd be like *in depressed sounding tone* "This is Grey Enterprises... all these charts, all these readings are looking really grey..." Like, can you imagine on a news broadcast "Tonight, another person has jumped off the roof of the Grey Enterprises building! The most depressing workplace in the world!" XD