Twilight: What do you mean none of you have any sort of degree? I can't have people think all my friends are idiots! We need to fix this, and fast!



AJ: Are ya'll suggestin' that we cram down a college education in under a week before that shindig?



Twilight: No time! I've got another solution!



Twilight Starts a Diploma Mill *cue "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" theme