Sometimes the headlines write themselves.

To celebrate Bastille Day, this enthusiastic Tour de France spectator took off his shirt and shoes, grabbed a fake pig, and took off chasing the riders during the race.

And yes, that pig is fake. There is no chance a pig that size would be light enough for a shoeless Frenchman to carry under one arm while sprinting after bicyclists. That’s right, here’s today’s pig analysis: That is a fake pig. Fake fake fake.

(Thanks to Deadspin for sharing.)