Teleturtle Teletortoise

We need to talk about teletortoise teleturtle. Because, really, half of the experiment was about you. The public. Not him, the turtle. (and he was a turtle, not a tortoise) Yellow-Belly and I wanted to see what you would do if we told you that his life was in your hands. Would the internet drown a helpless tortoise? The results are mostly positive. Mostly. Users turned the water on the least out of all three options

Water 20.3%

Food 26.9%

Light 37.9%

And 31% of users didn't use the water at all Just 17% turned the water on the most (on more occassions than light or food) And most water-togglers did so after 30 minutes: when Yellow-Belly was already swimming However, 38% chose water as their 1st action (16% more than food) while 9% of users had the water on for half of their time... ...And 4.5% had it on all the time (but that was only 2 people) In total, 106 litres were doused over the turtle Enough water to drown the tortoise 10 times over It's uncomfortable running out of room Isn't it?