A big box came, just as a humongous thunderstorm came. I felt so bad for the UPS guy! A big box, heavy! What could it be?? Quick, get a steak knife! Open that sucker up! Oh my! VEG! stared up at me! A cookbook! A fantastic cookbook of wonderful recipes, how did you know, I'm eating great these days, exploring good foods, looking for new ways to make old standbys taste great? How did you know?? And the Game? Oh boy oh boy, we're going to have fun with that. Even though I have No Idea how to play. My sons are going to have to help with that. And the sardines? Well, watch the videos. My big boy, Morty, was after them, even before I could open them. Too funny. And then, he got good and high, and then had a good snooze on the bags of air you sent. Thank you, Secret Santa, What a wonderful Arbitrary Day, and what a wonderful Secret Santa you are!

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I can't tell you how much your arbitrary gift has meant to us. My husband lost his job the end of June, so we've been using the cook book River Cottage VEG every week, for 2 or 3 recipes, every week. We're eating more and more meatless to save money. We're eating less, and healthier, he's eating much more healthier, I've been a member of /r/loseit since january, he's just discovering the wonders of counting calories this week. And this cookbook has been a life saver. Thank you, so much secret santa, you don't know how much you mean to us. The recipes in the book are wonderful, fantastic, flavorful, great, but more than that.... it's probably , it is , the best arbitrary gift I've ever gotten. And I've been in 29 exchanges. I just wanted you to know this. You've meant a lot to us. And you didn't even know. I wanted to thank you again. Thank you.