A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. That’s how this one starts, and they aren’t lying. I don’t recognize the setting, so it must be pretty far. Definitely not America. Not sure about it taking place a long time ago considering they have laser swords. Man, if only we could get our hands on those, ISIS would be toast! Come on scientists, quit focusing on climate change and invent laser swords! LOL. How fun.

But seriously, this movie was cool. Really cool. There’s all sorts of action and adventure and the special effects were great. But where’s Darth Vader? Can’t have a Star Wars movie without Darth Vader. That’s like a Cruz family reunion without Teddy. Wouldn’t happen. I’m the patriarch and the most famous guy in the family and I am always the grill master (LOL Bobby, stick to making pasta salad).

The best part is the space fights, which there are many of. If you look closely, you can tell that the lasers are not real, but that’s part of the fun in movie making. This one reminded me of Saving Private Ryan because a lot of people die but the Americans still win. And there’s the obvious Mark Hammill connection as well.

Overall I gave it 12. I’d give it 13 but there was no Darth Vader. Can’t have a Star Wars movie without Darth Vader. That’s like a Cruz family reunion without Teddy. Wouldn’t happen. I’m the patriarch and the most famous guy in the family and I am always the grill master (LOL Bobby, stick to making pasta salad).

Get off your butt and go see this one! But don’t forget the popcorn and soda, because it’s an edge of your seat thrill ride.

-Ted