





While Gamble Breaux promises in her second season of Real Housewives of Melbourne she's "turned up the glamour a notch" and admits she’s had more than $80,000 worth of cosmetic surgery and is "looking at" more on her neck ("The neck after 40 needs to be done every ten years, in my opinion"), the former art consultant is working on her cerebral side as well as her looks.

For a couple of hours a day at her Mornington Peninsula home, "I tend to try and write. I'm actually learning to try and write jokes.” Her aim? “I want to be a comedian,” Breaux, 45, tells WHO. “I’m writing original material. It’s a process.”

Weddings are also on Breaux’s mind. A newlywed herself after marrying ophthalmologist Dr Rick Wolfe, 58, in Byron Bay in September (a day she tells WHO was “hair-raising”), she gained an online credential as a minister with the Universal Life church “which means I can do gay and lesbian weddings,” says Breaux, adding “As a sideline for fun and fundraising, we’re marrying pets as well.”

In December, she officiated at a $20,000 union between a dog and cat, who arrived at the Sydney ceremony in separate Bentleys: “That was my first wedding, and we wrote a funny script to go with it.”

Gamble Breaux. Photo: Getty

As the new Mrs Wolfe—“I’ve got to change my name, my passport’s due”—the reality star has become stepmother to Rick’s barman son Luke, 19, from his first marriage to late model Roz Roy, and two children from another relationship. (She also dotes on her Pomeranians, Wicket and Cash.) How did it feel to have an instant family?

“Oh, I’ve had that before,” she tells WHO. Her first husband, Louisiana oil man Randy Breaux, “had three children, my ex-fiancé had five children. I’ve raised so many children. It’s a thankless task but these ones are good, and Luke’s basically my son now. He and I are really close.”

As for what the best thing in her life is, “Oh, I almost said my Pomeranians!” says Breaux. “Rick.”

The Real Housewives of Melbourne, Season 3, premieres on Foxtel's Arena on Sun., Feb. 21 at 8.30PM.

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