Conservatives have been making fun of me for my proposal to shoot

pollution molecules straight up in the air. They talk that the

technology necessary to do this isn't ready. They say that we are

playing with fire- meddling in things we don't understand. There has

been a fundamental misunderstanding of my proposal. No new technology is

needed. I merely suggested, that from this point forward, Harry Reid

and Nancy Pelosi should look straight up when speaking. This should

generate more than enough pollution to get the job done.