Announcement Oders ship 2x week. If you need your order to ship quickly, please message me first, and I'll let you know when I'll next be heading to the post office ♥️



Note: What you see is what I've got- I'm currently sewing masks over at www.houseofmca.etsy.com 😷



💋 Madge the Vag and her Vaginament! https://www.scarymommy.com/the-2019-madge-the-vag-holiday-gift-guide/ 💋



☆ SHIPPING Orders placed at www.feltmelons.etsy.com currently ship once a week ☆ If you would like your order in the post within a business day, please message me your Need-By date and location (country and zip/postal code) prior to purchase, to see what can be done to get you your Vaginament on the double!



☆ I'm working full time (for my husband, don't ask me how we're still married haha!). This means my lowest prices in YEARS are in effect! Closer to Christmas,(when my time is stretched thin between family and labia lol) they'll go up in price again - scoop them up now! ☆



Customs and import taxes: Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply, though this is rare. I am not responsible for delays due to customs, please allow for time in transit during the holiday season.



USA: Orders are shipped via USPS, and generally take between 3-5 working days to arrive, once shipped. A courier service takes them across the border to the closest USPS depot and all USPS orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped. There will be no customs delays or fees.



CANADA: Orders are shipped via ChitChats.com (by way of Canada Post), and generally take between 2-6 working days to arrive, once shipped. All ChitChats orders have a tracking number, which will be emailed to you once shipped.



UNITED KINGDOM: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 6-12 working days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. UK-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 4 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order).



AUSTRALIA: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 8-16 working days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Australia-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 4 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs and and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)



EUROPE: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 7-15 days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Europe-bound orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 4 ornaments in one shipment risk getting held up in customs and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)



INTERNATIONAL: Orders are shipped via Asendia Air (a division of La Poste and Swiss Post) and generally take between 7-21 working days to arrive, once shipped. All Asendia orders have a tracking number and are guaranteed to arrive within 21 working days once shipped. Most orders generally don't incur customs fees, though if they do, the purchaser is responsible for these fees. Orders of more than 4 ornaments in one shipment may risk getting held up in customs and may take longer to arrive (if you'd like your order split into smaller parcels, please place a separate order). If you are concerned if your order might incur a customs fee, please message me first for an estimate :)



📸 @feltmelons, fb.com/feltmelons



I do not offer licensing for resale or trademark use, and any patterns or ornaments found for sale will be illegal and made without license. Please respect originality and creativity by purchasing any art from it's original source, it's not #girlpower if you're stealing ♥️ Vaginament brand ornaments are only available here on Etsy ✌️



Vagina exposure:

Cosmo, 3 times! Here's one: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8255422/vagina-christmas-tree-decoration/



George Takei's facebook post: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1743502495679196&id=205344452828349



Original Metro.co.uk article that gave me a viral Vaginament 😂 http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/21/you-can-now-decorate-your-christmas-tree-with-felt-vagina-baubles-6206855/ ----thank you, Ellen Scott xo



Scary Mommy (go for the comments alone!): www.facebook.com/thescarymommy/posts/10154424363613301



All Vaginament® ornaments are cut and sewn by hand, by me <3



No machines were (or ever will be!) harmed in the making of these wee oddballeries. Bear with me while I endearingly sew each Vaginament by hand. After all, good vagina is worth the wait <3



Regarding intellectual property: Vaginament® is a registered trademark with the USPTO, and the design is registered with the US Copyright Office. I am vehemently protective of my Vaginament, with its distinct design marks. Please do not take my vagina design without consent- create your own fabulous design <3



Respect creativity so the world doesn't get boring xo

Announcement Last updated on 16 May, 2020