Anything EU can do, we can do too. With the Brexit talks in deadlock, both sides are throwing increasingly petty claims about why it’s not their fault that 14 months since we voted to leave, apparently no progress has been made. At all.

Right now we are still at square one. Forget what Jessie J says, it is all about the money, money, money.

At the end of the third round of talks, a press conference due at lunchtime today is unlikely to yield more than David Davis staring moodily at Michel Barnier, his recalcitrant EU opponent.

Brussels has not put a figure on what it wants, Britain has not put a figure on what it is willing to pay. Both sides are squabbling over