What.

There are no greater people than the American citizenry, and as long as we believe in ourselves, and our country, there is nothing we cannot accomplish.

He has a point with that last part, actually. I can think of some 2.6 million people who believe that more fervently than ever.

Now, to be fair, President Obama gave the date of his 2009 inauguration some special presidential treatment, too. His choice for a name, though, was a "National Day of Renewal and Reconciliation," and the bulk of his proclamation quoted Abraham Lincoln, acknowledged the crippling Great Recession in which the country was embroiled at that time, and admitted that he was "humbled by the responsibility placed on his shoulders," a standard, run-of-the-mill politician line that Trump still couldn't bring himself to say when asked earlier this year.

60 MINUTES: Are you in any way intimidated, scared about this enormous burden, the gravity of what you’re taking on?

TRUMP: No.

60 MINUTES: Not at all?

TRUMP: I respect it. But I'm not scared by it.

So, no, Donald Trump's proclamation isn't the first to commemorate a presidential inauguration, but it is the first one composed entirely of ominously jingoistic technobabble that sounds like dialogue plagiarized from the long-lost fourth Hunger Games book.

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