

The crazy liberal nut jobs are after us Republicans again! They’re now saying that the religious right and Muslim religious extremists are mirror images of one another. How dare they!? We all know it’s liberals like Barack Hussein Obama who are in the Muslim brotherhood!

So, to prove how different conservative Christians are from conservative Muslims, just take the following quiz. The results will speak for themselves!

1. It is illegal to base laws on science

This is a Fatwa This is a Tea Party Law CORRECT!WRONG!

In 2012, North Carolina passed a law that banned scientific research on global warming from being used as a basis for any laws in the state.

2. The Sun revolves around the Earth

This is a Fatwa This is a Tea Party Law CORRECT!WRONG!

In a Fatwa titled “ The Transmitted and Sensory Proofs of the Rotation of the Sun and Stillness of the Earth ,” Saudi Arabian Grand Mufti Sheikh Ibn Baaz asserted that the Earth was flat and the sun revolved around it. He thought satellite images were a Western conspiracy against the Islamic world.

3. Girls are not allowed to dress like boys.

This is a Fatwa This is a Tea Party Law CORRECT!WRONG!

Malaysian National Fatwa Council fatwa banned “tomboys,” aka any girls who act “un-ladylike.” Tshirts and jeans can get you in lots of trouble ladies!

4. Rape is sometimes both legal and encouraged.

This is a Fatwa This is a Tea Party Law CORRECT!WRONG!

5. Stealing is not illegal if you are stealing from those beneath you.

This is a Fatwa This is a Tea Party Law CORRECT!WRONG!

In 2012, the Florida House of Representatives passed a bill that would overturn local legislation in order to make it fully legal for employers to steal from their employees.

6. Mickey Mouse is evil.

This is a Fatwa This is a Tea Party Law CORRECT!WRONG!

Muhammad Al-Munajid called Mickey “one of Satan’s soldiers,” and should be “killed in all cases”, according to the U.K.s Daily Telegraph

7. Anyone able to work should work, regardless of age.

This is a Fatwa This is a Tea Party Law CORRECT!WRONG!

Utah Sen. Mike Lee thinks child labor laws should be illegal. Missouri state Sen. Jane Cunningham agrees with him. She filed a bill that would eliminate the prohibition on employment of kids under 14.

8. If a policeman comes into your home, you may shoot him.

This is a Fatwa This is a Tea Party Law CORRECT!WRONG!

The NRA urged Republicans in Indiana to pass a law that would allow for any citizen shoot a “public servant” for “unlawful intrusion.” A citizen could shoot at a cop, and then lie saying that the cop forced themselves on his or her property. Interestingly, according to the teachings in the Quran, Islamic law says you can only kill someone if that person attacks you first. So, as you can see, once again: conservative Christianity is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from conservative Islam.

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