Yes, I do sleep on a copy of Atlas Shrugged .

23. When someone tells you your "crazy views will never win an election." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

22. "Is this, like, your bible?"

21. When you get a fundraising text from the RNC. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF blog.asiantown.net

20. You agree with Democrats on social issues and Republicans on fiscal... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

Then they call you a libtard. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

19. When other conservatives tell you that you will “grow out of your libertarian phase.” Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF digitaltrends.com

18. When someone asks you to sign up to support Rick Santorum. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

17. When one of your friends on Facebook posts a Heritage Foundation piece on national security. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF blog.asiantown.net

16. When Glenn Beck calls himself a libertarian. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

15. When Republicans call Rand Paul an "extremist." Olivier Douliery/Abaca Press/MCT You just want to force them to read Rothbard.

14. When Republicans want to use government to spread democracy, ban gay marriage, ban drugs... but still claim they're for "small government."

13. When you have this conversation... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

... and this is how they see you the rest of the conversation. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

12. When Republicans tell you that you have to choose between the lesser of two evils. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

11. Being called a hippie because you don’t like going to war with other countries. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

Then being called unpatriotic because you don’t think the government should be allowed to spy on citizens. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

10. When Republicans tell you that deficits are bad, but absolutely lose their shit when you talk about defense spending cuts. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF themissouritorch.com

9. When Republicans tell you that they "need your support!" but then tell you to "shut up" when you try to get involved in party meetings. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

8. When libertarian-leaning members of Congress try to influence legislation. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

7. When people say, "But what about the roads?!?!!" as though there has never been a private company that could build roads. hdwallpapers3d.com

6. "Oh, you just believe every word that Ron Paul/Ayn Rand says." "And 9/11 was an inside job, right?"

5. When Chris Christie starts criticizing Libertarians... Bloomberg / Getty Images

...and you're all like: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

3. "No, I’m not an anarchist… OK, maybe I am." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

2. When you feel like a conservative around Libertarians and a Libertarian around conservatives. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF

1. When you are called an objectivist movement cultist.

Because SCREW THAT, Ayn Rand was the BEST!