Reahidru: Your waifu is suddenly a sentient doll. What do?

[12:08 AM] equius_zahhak: http://i.imgur.com/nk2sg.jpg

[12:08 AM] tsiugnil: relevant to 5 dicks:

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/116ea0439ba8c3dfce64064585e79235/

[12:08 AM] tsiugnil: oh look, it's braeburn

[12:09 AM] guest-98634 entered the room.

[12:09 AM] equius_zahhak: play dress up :P

[12:09 AM] guest-98634 changed nickname to bitch_please

[12:09 AM] reahidru: You attempt to play dress up with your waifu

doll

[12:09 AM] reahidru: You have no doll clothes!

[12:09 AM] reahidru: What do?

[12:09 AM] tsiugnil: use your own clothes?

[12:09 AM] will: what are you gay

[12:09 AM] will: ;)

[12:10 AM] reahidru: Your clothes are much too big for the tiny doll

[12:10 AM] will: obv must look like a female pony

[12:10 AM] equius_zahhak: hehe

[12:10 AM] tsiugnil: other than dresses, girl clothes are similar

[12:10 AM] tsiugnil: wait, the pony is tiny?

[12:10 AM] reahidru: The waifu doll is smarty-pants size

[12:11 AM] cloppyhooves: all I have is paper

[12:11 AM] reahidru: She is still anatomically accurate

[12:11 AM] tsiugnil: um, so like a baby

[12:11 AM] reahidru: But made of cloth

[12:11 AM] reahidru: ==>

[12:11 AM] tsiugnil: is she anatomically a baby or a mare?

[12:11 AM] reahidru: Is your waifu a baby or a mare? There's your

answer

[12:11 AM] cloppyhooves: anatomically accurate but cloth

[12:12 AM] tsiugnil: gonna go with mare

[12:12 AM] tsiugnil: a baby sized mare

[12:12 AM] rarity_times_two: can be life sized?

[12:12 AM] reahidru: You attempt to cast a grow spell

[12:12 AM] reahidru: It fails catastrophically!

[12:12 AM] tsiugnil: damnit

[12:13 AM] reahidru: Your waifu is even smaller now, small enough to

fit in your pocket

[12:13 AM] reahidru: What do?

[12:13 AM] alex: so

[12:13 AM] alex: i need to get going

[12:13 AM] cloppyhooves: if I were a girl, I'd have her go exploring

[12:13 AM] cloppyhooves: but I am not, sadly

[12:13 AM] rarity_times_two: lol

[12:13 AM] rarity_times_two: bye alex pony

[12:14 AM] tsiugnil:

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/f409d2b2c79e19b99836f03b8184f8f4/

[12:14 AM] will: bye !

[12:14 AM] tsiugnil: bye

[12:14 AM] reahidru: You decide to take your waifu/husbando exploring

[12:14 AM] reahidru: You are now in ponyville

[12:14 AM] reahidru: What do

[12:14 AM] rarity_times_two: bdsm flutter / mac

[12:14 AM] rarity_times_two: http://e621.net/post/show/148147/bdsm-

big_macintosh_-mlp-bondage-bound-draft_horse-

[12:14 AM] cloppyhooves: that was actually a euphemism for "put into

vagina"

[12:14 AM] alex: bye everyone have a very nice day, especially you

ploto, you add another interesting thing

[12:14 AM] alex: to the clopclop chat

[12:15 AM] tsiugnil: lol cloppy

[12:15 AM] reahidru: You realize too late that your euphamism was too

obscure

[12:15 AM] will: LOL

[12:15 AM] reahidru: Your just too smart for your own good sometimes

[12:15 AM] rarity_times_two: lol no i got it

[12:15 AM] reahidru: What do

[12:15 AM] will: that euphimism was plain as day

[12:15 AM] alex left the room.

[12:15 AM] equius_zahhak: i love the fact the PC confused himself

with his own euphemism

[12:15 AM] tsiugnil: reahidru isn't thinking sexy enough

[12:16 AM] vk: hokay, thank you for linking to pics. have fun with

your silly waifu antics : P

[12:16 AM] reahidru: Aww, bye vk

[12:16 AM] equius_zahhak: find partner for threesome

[12:16 AM] equius_zahhak: see ya

[12:16 AM] will: haha bye

[12:16 AM] tsiugnil: bye

[12:16 AM] cloppyhooves: see ya!

[12:16 AM] vk left the room.

[12:17 AM] reahidru: ==> With your waifu riding atop your head you

head into town in search of another explorer

[12:17 AM] tsiugnil: guess i don't need to link these bdsm pics now

she's gone

[12:17 AM] reahidru: Where go?

[12:17 AM] rarity_times_two: u can still linky

[12:17 AM] tsiugnil: go to fluttershy's

[12:17 AM] equius_zahhak: visit town hall

[12:17 AM] tsiugnil:

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/4c58fe8c441aae132208ec41996651ed/

slightly bondage

[12:18 AM] reahidru: You try to decide whether to visit your friend

fluttershy or finally take care of those

[12:18 AM] reahidru: taxes

[12:18 AM] rarity_times_two: i wonder if that's consentual or not

[12:18 AM] rarity_times_two: *consensual

[12:18 AM] guest-98735 entered the room.

[12:18 AM] tsiugnil: everything's consensual with trixie

[12:18 AM] guest-98735 changed nickname to lazeraze

[12:18 AM] equius_zahhak: hey

[12:18 AM] tsiugnil:

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/44cab88ad3f909dbf66d2519a172415f/

spike :\

[12:18 AM] reahidru: You decide that having a doll for a wife will

really mess up your W@ filings

[12:19 AM] lazeraze: What's up

[12:19 AM] reahidru: W2*

[12:19 AM] rarity_times_two: magic raped by trixie

[12:19 AM] guest-98745 entered the room.

[12:19 AM] reahidru: You head to the town hall to sort things out

[12:19 AM] guest-98745 left the room.

[12:19 AM] reahidru: You are now in the town hall

[12:19 AM] rarity_times_two: good pic but i still dont like spike

much

[12:19 AM] tsiugnil: lol i don't want to do taxes

[12:19 AM] will: yeah fuck town hall

[12:19 AM] will: hi lazeraze

[12:19 AM] lazeraze: Yo

[12:19 AM] tsiugnil: stick waifu in pants while you do taxes

[12:20 AM] reahidru: You realize too late that you don't even know

what taxes are

[12:20 AM] tsiugnil:

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/c28b7caf6b3573088cabb2254324d278/

not bondage

[12:20 AM] reahidru: You're in ponyville

[12:20 AM] rarity_times_two: wait so is my little pony alive or doll?

[12:20 AM] tsiugnil: alive

[12:20 AM] rarity_times_two: whatever is riding my head?

[12:20 AM] tsiugnil: but tiny

[12:20 AM] rarity_times_two: ok good

[12:20 AM] rarity_times_two: hmm i'd pet her

[12:20 AM] equius_zahhak: harass the mayor while your there

[12:20 AM] reahidru: You inspect your waifu/husbando doll

[12:20 AM] will: awww sauce

[12:20 AM] will: good link

[12:20 AM] reahidru: She looks up at you angrily pointing at the

zipper fastened to her mouth

[12:21 AM] reahidru: ==> unzip mouth

[12:21 AM] tsiugnil: um, it was on ponibooru.org, don't have that

page open anymore

[12:21 AM] equius_zahhak: "put it in" hehe

[12:21 AM] tsiugnil: why is her mouth zipped shut O.O

[12:22 AM] equius_zahhak: she's a living doll

[12:22 AM] will: i was wondering about that

[12:22 AM] will: gasp

[12:22 AM] reahidru: Your waifu begins yelling at you

[12:22 AM] reahidru: She is angry that you left her muted so long

[12:22 AM] lazeraze: May I ask if this is like a casual talk chat are

like a Pony porn exchange station?

[12:22 AM] tsiugnil: tell her you didn't realize

[12:22 AM] lazeraze: Or*

[12:22 AM] rarity_times_two: she better be good or i'll put her back

in her cage

[12:22 AM] rarity_times_two: a little bit of everything?

[12:22 AM] will: casual talk chat no pony stuf

[12:23 AM] tsiugnil: lazeraze, i don't know right now, i don't know

[12:23 AM] reahidru: ==> She turns away with a huff still upset

[12:23 AM] equius_zahhak: kiss her

[12:23 AM] reahidru: (we're just messing around right now)

[12:23 AM] rarity_times_two: we exchange pics all the time so i think

its that too

[12:23 AM] tsiugnil: http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/59457

[12:23 AM] lazeraze: I guess that means I'll have to hang out here

more often, and find out.

[12:23 AM] reahidru: You pick up your waifu doll and kiss her on the

cheek

[12:24 AM] rarity_times_two: all it's ok little pony *pets*

[12:24 AM] rarity_times_two: noo bold

*This is your new chat color.*

*This is your new chat color.*

*This is your new chat color.*

*This is your new chat color.*

*This is your new chat color.*

[12:24 AM] tsiugnil: http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/54910

*This is your new chat color.*

[12:24 AM] equius_zahhak: realize people are staing at you

[12:24 AM] plotospex: Did I miss anything good in the last 20

minutes?

[12:24 AM] tsiugnil: E_Z, put waifu back in pants

[12:24 AM] rarity_times_two: so like this?

[12:24 AM] rarity_times_two:

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/media/src/131156431469.png

[12:24 AM] reahidru: You realize you're kissing a doll in the middle

of town

[12:24 AM] reahidru: How awkward!

[12:25 AM] rarity_times_two: poniburro links don't work unless u link

to pic directly

[12:25 AM] tsiugnil: (so much red)

[12:25 AM] reahidru: Waifu doll -3 Anger + 2 Emb

[12:26 AM] plotospex: I want a waifu doll <3

[12:26 AM] equius_zahhak: what's emb?

[12:26 AM] will: we're talking about tiny animated dolls of our fav

ponies

[12:26 AM] reahidru: Embarrased

[12:26 AM] equius_zahhak: embaresement derp

[12:26 AM] tsiugnil:

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/4a6fd201949115e2d64a724829858317/

[12:26 AM] equius_zahhak: sneak away

[12:26 AM] reahidru: You are once again standing in the town square

after trying to file things you've never

[12:27 AM] reahidru: heard of called taxes

[12:27 AM] equius_zahhak: c'mon peeps contribute to the narative

[12:27 AM] tsiugnil:

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/c130154845ed6ebec59c81eccee28156/

[12:27 AM] lazeraze: I'm so confused with these stats and locations

[12:27 AM] tsiugnil: go to fluttershy's

[12:27 AM] tsiugnil: because you won't have to do taxes there

[12:27 AM] rarity_times_two: to fluttershy's!

[12:27 AM] reahidru: You remember your ealier plan to visit

Fluttershy

[12:27 AM] will: +1

[12:28 AM] reahidru: You hea to her cottage. Ouside you see Angel

bunny. What do?

[12:28 AM] equius_zahhak: dem wingclips

[12:28 AM] tsiugnil: fluttershy:

http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/f4e1bf67e1458fce3e3afe92ba2743be/

[12:28 AM] tsiugnil: capture angel

[12:28 AM] rarity_times_two: i like whatever fluttershys wearing in

that one

[12:29 AM] tsiugnil: give angel a harness

[12:29 AM] reahidru: You attempt to capture Angel bunny

[12:29 AM] tsiugnil: let waifu ride angel

[12:29 AM] reahidru: Success!

[12:29 AM] tsiugnil: also angel is on a leash

[12:29 AM] reahidru: You are now holding (1) angel bunny

[12:29 AM] equius_zahhak: ask waifu what she wants to do with angel

[12:29 AM] reahidru: "Why are you messing with rabbits?!"

[12:30 AM] tsiugnil: we're bringing him to fluttershy

[12:30 AM] reahidru: You attempt to put a nearby harness on Angel

[12:30 AM] reahidru: It doesn't fit!

[12:30 AM] tsiugnil: to big or too small?

[12:31 AM] reahidru: This harness is clearly for something much

larger than a bunny

[12:31 AM] equius_zahhak: find fluttershy

[12:31 AM] plotospex: Harness on self?

[12:31 AM] reahidru: Angel looks at you

[12:31 AM] reahidru: ಠ_ಠ

[12:31 AM] tsiugnil: that's always angel's look

[12:32 AM] tsiugnil: probably means approval

[12:32 AM] reahidru: You continue towards Fluttershy's door still

holding Angel and your Waifu doll

[12:32 AM] will: knock on door or barge in?

[12:32 AM] reahidru: You can't knock with all this crap in your

hands!

[12:32 AM] will: hmmm must barge

[12:32 AM] lazeraze: >Ponies have hands.

[12:32 AM] tsiugnil: knock with your forehead

[12:32 AM] reahidru: You run face first into the door

[12:33 AM] reahidru: *bink*

[12:33 AM] will: answer? or knock again?

[12:33 AM] guest-98885 entered the room.

[12:33 AM] reahidru: Your nose collides with the metallic knocker

[12:33 AM] guest-98885 changed nickname to theradon100

[12:33 AM] reahidru: -5 HP

[12:33 AM] equius_zahhak: buck door in

[12:33 AM] theradon100: there's a broadcast password now?

[12:33 AM] reahidru: (^yes)

[12:33 AM] theradon100: y?

[12:34 AM] theradon100 left the room.

[12:34 AM] will: ok we're inside now !

[12:34 AM] reahidru: You turn around, slightly woozy and attempt to

kick the door in

[12:34 AM] reahidru: You fall on your ass

[12:34 AM] reahidru: How embarrasing!

[12:34 AM] reahidru: Luckiloy nopony saw

[12:34 AM] reahidru: Except angel

[12:34 AM] reahidru: ಠ_ಠ

[12:34 AM] will: gasp

[12:34 AM] rarity_times_two: kick door w/ back hoove?

[12:35 AM] bitch_please left the room.

[12:35 AM] tsiugnil: yell for fluttershy

[12:35 AM] lazeraze: Call Fluttershy outside.

[12:35 AM] guest-98904 entered the room.

[12:35 AM] guest-98904 changed nickname to stifracker

[12:35 AM] stifracker: helo

[12:35 AM] will: good call

[12:35 AM] tsiugnil: hola

[12:35 AM] equius_zahhak: hey

[12:35 AM] will: get her to comeoutside

[12:35 AM] reahidru: You let out a pitiful wail for Fluttereshy's

assisstance

[12:35 AM] will: hi there

[12:35 AM] stifracker: how old are you guys?

[12:35 AM] reahidru: (<20)

[12:35 AM] tsiugnil: 116

[12:35 AM] will: good question? do ppl feel like sharing?

[12:35 AM] will: haha maybe not

[12:35 AM] stifracker: 19

[12:35 AM] equius_zahhak: 21

[12:35 AM] lazeraze: 17

[12:35 AM] tsiugnil: 22

[12:35 AM] will: i'm 20

[12:35 AM] stifracker: really...in clop clop

[12:36 AM] stifracker: i thought it was like 12 year olds

[12:36 AM] tsiugnil: are you just here to troll?

[12:36 AM] will: really really

[12:36 AM] will: probs

[12:36 AM] stifracker: stumbled upon f7u12

[12:36 AM] stifracker: and had to check it out

[12:36 AM] will: lol are you 12?

[12:36 AM] stifracker: no

[12:36 AM] rarity_times_two: he is

[12:36 AM] stifracker: the ponies porn

[12:36 AM] will: haha ok bud

[12:36 AM] stifracker: looks like something 12 years would feel

comfortable looking at

[12:36 AM] rarity_times_two: probably

[12:36 AM] equius_zahhak: you'd be surprised

[12:37 AM] equius_zahhak: they tend to have the biggest problem with

it

[12:37 AM] will: maybe? who would know

[12:37 AM] will: oh true eh?

[12:37 AM] stifracker: idk what to think anymore

[12:37 AM] rarity_times_two: too cool for pony porn

[12:37 AM] stifracker: definelty something embarasing to be seen with

in colleg

[12:37 AM] lazeraze: Do you tell people?

[12:37 AM] rarity_times_two: here's some:

[12:37 AM] rarity_times_two:

http://e621.net/post/show/149153/big_macintosh_-mlp-cartoonlion-

crossgender-cutie_m

[12:37 AM] will: any hentai is ma man

[12:38 AM] reahidru: Yeah, my friends know

[12:38 AM] equius_zahhak: close friends and some family

[12:38 AM] reahidru: They don't mind

[12:38 AM] rarity_times_two: shit man anything goes in college

[12:38 AM] stifracker: hentai is for 13-16 year olds

[12:38 AM] tsiugnil: all of my friends watch mlp

[12:38 AM] stifracker: this pony garbage is so child fantasy much

[12:38 AM] will: you're so right

[12:38 AM] will: very insightful good opinion

[12:38 AM] tsiugnil: yup, wtf is wrong with me

[12:38 AM] reahidru: These are some sick fires your setting

[12:38 AM] tsiugnil: i see the error in my ways

[12:38 AM] stifracker: hmm

[12:38 AM] lazeraze: Welll somepeople 've got wierd fetishes that

need satifying

[12:39 AM] stifracker: i am gona go check out soemthing else

[12:39 AM] equius_zahhak: let's just disband guys he's right

[12:39 AM] will: hmm indeed

[12:39 AM] tsiugnil: man, wtf is wrong with us?

[12:39 AM] will: /chat

[12:39 AM] rarity_times_two: damn i never thought of it that way

[12:39 AM] rarity_times_two: no more ponies for me

[12:39 AM] lazeraze: Good more for me.

[12:39 AM] reahidru: That's it guys I'm stepping down from clopclop

and killing myself

[12:39 AM] rarity_times_two: haha

[12:39 AM] tsiugnil: we should rename our sub /r/fapfap

[12:39 AM] tsiugnil: and only have pictures of humans

[12:39 AM] stifracker: i am gona go....on youjizz

[12:39 AM] rarity_times_two: if you die you're reborn as pony

[12:39 AM] stifracker: and enough trolling

[12:40 AM] stifracker: its really cihldish

[12:40 AM] will: you're the one doing it....

[12:40 AM] tsiugnil: yes, it is stif

[12:40 AM] tsiugnil: yes it is

[12:40 AM] lazeraze: >cihldish

[12:40 AM] equius_zahhak: we agree with you sincearly

[12:40 AM] rarity_times_two: thanks for stopping by

[12:40 AM] stifracker: i am not calling you guys names

[12:40 AM] rarity_times_two: we still love you

[12:40 AM] will: peace bra

[12:40 AM] stifracker: or criticiszing anyone

[12:40 AM] stifracker: so i am not trolling

[12:40 AM] tsiugnil: friendship for everyone

[12:40 AM] will: *hug*

[12:40 AM] stifracker: just thorowing in my opinion

[12:40 AM] plotospex: <3

[12:40 AM] rarity_times_two: HUG

[12:40 AM] lazeraze: *Group hug*

[12:40 AM] cloppyhooves: *hug*

[12:40 AM] equius_zahhak: /hug

[12:40 AM] rarity_times_two: *kiss

[12:40 AM] stifracker: it be cute if 12-16 girsl liek this junk

[12:40 AM] tsiugnil: *love and tolerate the fuck out of y'all*

[12:40 AM] stifracker: but...19 year old guys

[12:40 AM] stifracker: damn....

[12:40 AM] lazeraze: Theres a lot of boners in this hug.

[12:40 AM] stifracker: idk what to say

[12:41 AM] plotospex: Not enough boners

[12:41 AM] will: really you don't?

[12:41 AM] tsiugnil: needs more boners

[12:41 AM] stifracker: i am out

[12:41 AM] lazeraze: This guy.

[12:41 AM] stifracker: peace

[12:41 AM] tsiugnil: and futa

[12:41 AM] reahidru: You regain conciusness inside fluttershy's

cottage

[12:41 AM] stifracker left the room.

[12:41 AM] rarity_times_two: fluttershy looks over you as you lie

there

[12:41 AM] tsiugnil: (lol that was fun)

[12:41 AM] reahidru: You don't remember losing consciousness, but you

must have

[12:41 AM] rarity_times_two: lol you can't troll ponies

[12:41 AM] equius_zahhak: i just love the way we deal with trolls

[12:41 AM] plotospex: Second one today, too

[12:41 AM] rarity_times_two: we love toooo much

[12:41 AM] will: +1

[12:42 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy looks over you worriedly

[12:42 AM] reahidru: "Oh dear, your nose is bleeding"

[12:42 AM] equius_zahhak: pin her down

[12:42 AM] guest-98984 entered the room.

[12:42 AM] reahidru: Your nose is indeed bleeding

[12:42 AM] guest-98984 changed nickname to totallynotfurry

[12:42 AM] equius_zahhak: hey

[12:42 AM] totallynotfurry:

http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/lftck/why_i_no_l

onger_use_the_random_

[12:42 AM] reahidru: You suddenly rememeber that your waifu doll is

with you

[12:42 AM] lazeraze: Hide it under the covers

[12:43 AM] totallynotfurry: we were getting an influx of peoples

[12:43 AM] totallynotfurry: found it

[12:43 AM] totallynotfurry: bye bye

[12:43 AM] reahidru: You quickly place your waifu doll beneath the

comforter

[12:43 AM] will: where is angel bunny?

[12:43 AM] reahidru: You have a plan for a GREAT PRANK

[12:43 AM] reahidru: You look for Angel Bunny

[12:43 AM] reahidru: You see him in the window!

[12:43 AM] reahidru: ಠ_ಠ

[12:43 AM] reahidru: Oh you!

[12:43 AM] totallynotfurry left the room.

[12:44 AM] lazeraze: (What is the waifu doll of)

[12:44 AM] equius_zahhak: your fav pony

[12:44 AM] will: Waifu is hidden successfully in duvet

[12:44 AM] reahidru: The waifu doll is a polyester/cotton blend

[12:44 AM] will: with appropriate genitals

[12:44 AM] will: AWWWW YEAHHH

[12:44 AM] lazeraze: This guy. ^

[12:44 AM] will: (derail - continue)

[12:44 AM] reahidru: She is still anatomically correct though has

gained stictches and a zipper on her mouth

[12:45 AM] equius_zahhak: ask Fluttershy to come closer

[12:45 AM] will: (my derail my bad) let us continue

[12:45 AM] will: Fluttershy approaches you

[12:45 AM] reahidru: She dabs a damp cloth at your still bleeding

nose

[12:45 AM] equius_zahhak: wait, who's the SM?

[12:45 AM] reahidru: (< this guy)

[12:45 AM] equius_zahhak: CM"

[12:46 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[12:46 AM] will: go go

[12:46 AM] reahidru: "Honestly, I don't know what you were thinking

headbutting my door like that"

[12:46 AM] tsiugnil: (fuck, capers are delicious...)

[12:46 AM] equius_zahhak: pin down fluttershy while she's discracted

[12:46 AM] reahidru: "you're one silly pony!"

[12:47 AM] reahidru: You spring out of bed and tackle Fluttershy

[12:47 AM] reahidru: Your waifu doll is launched across the room!

[12:47 AM] tsiugnil: put harness on fluttershy

[12:47 AM] reahidru: You place the harness on Fluttershy

[12:47 AM] reahidru: It fits!

[12:48 AM] equius_zahhak: secure harnes to something sturdy

[12:48 AM] reahidru: You attempt to tie the harness to the couch you

were just on

[12:48 AM] reahidru: She's not going anywhere!

[12:48 AM] equius_zahhak: retrieve waifu and discus nefarious plans

[12:48 AM] rarity_times_two: going to rape poor fluttershy?

[12:49 AM] reahidru: You gently pick up your Waifu doll

[12:49 AM] reahidru: She is VERY mad

[12:49 AM] tsiugnil: put waifu in fluttershy's vag

[12:49 AM] tsiugnil: to keep her from yelling so loud

[12:49 AM] reahidru: This was a bad prank in hinsight!

[12:49 AM] reahidru: You attempt to shove your waifu doll into

Fluttershy

[12:49 AM] rarity_times_two: can shove apple in her mouth?

[12:50 AM] equius_zahhak: blame entire thing on vietnam flashback

[12:50 AM] reahidru: Waifu doll anger +10

[12:50 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy Emb + 6

[12:50 AM] lazeraze: Blame everything on temporary insanity from

hitting your head earlier.

[12:50 AM] tsiugnil: but is it success?

[12:50 AM] reahidru: It fails!

[12:50 AM] will: is doll too big for fluttershy?

[12:50 AM] reahidru: You attempt to explain yourself

[12:50 AM] tsiugnil: you aren't even embarressed

[12:51 AM] tsiugnil: try again

[12:51 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[12:51 AM] reahidru: Speech check failed

[12:51 AM] reahidru: Waifu is still mad!

[12:51 AM] lazeraze: Eat mentats reload save and try again.

[12:51 AM] equius_zahhak: apologize sincearly and offer threesome as

compensation

[12:51 AM] tsiugnil: mentats?

[12:51 AM] reahidru: You apologize sincerely

[12:51 AM] will: what are mentats?

[12:51 AM] reahidru: It sort of works!

[12:51 AM] lazeraze: Fallout, back to story

[12:52 AM] tsiugnil: e_z in your most suave latin voice

[12:52 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy anger -3

[12:52 AM] reahidru: Waifu anger -3

[12:52 AM] rarity_times_two: threesome!

[12:52 AM] tsiugnil: waifu anger is still +7 though

[12:52 AM] tsiugnil: ps are we using dice?

[12:52 AM] rarity_times_two: *pets waifu

[12:52 AM] reahidru: Your waifu is still much too angry

[12:52 AM] lazeraze: Untie fluttershy

[12:52 AM] reahidru: (no, no dice here)

[12:53 AM] tsiugnil: get your evil dice, cloppy!

[12:53 AM] equius_zahhak: hug waifu and Shy

[12:53 AM] reahidru: You begin to loosen Fluttershy's harness

[12:53 AM] will: no no keep her tied up!

[12:53 AM] will: uh oh

[12:53 AM] reahidru: You embrace both in a hig

[12:53 AM] tsiugnil: ..gs boson

[12:53 AM] reahidru: The not angry ruse was a DISTACTION

[12:54 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy has you in a headlock!

[12:54 AM] equius_zahhak: OH SNOP

[12:54 AM] lazeraze: Pretend to passout

[12:54 AM] reahidru: Your waifu is FREAKING OUT

[12:54 AM] tsiugnil: get hard on

[12:54 AM] lazeraze: Pretend to wake up 2 hours later

[12:54 AM] will: Pretend to passout

[12:54 AM] tsiugnil: to impress fluttershy

[12:54 AM] lazeraze: Don't remember a thing

[12:54 AM] reahidru: You feign death

[12:54 AM] lazeraze: And have fluttershy explain what you did and

cosole her

[12:54 AM] reahidru: Success

[12:55 AM] tsiugnil: aggro lost

[12:55 AM] lazeraze: Pretend to not remember a thing

[12:55 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy drops your limp body and is now

FREAKING OUT

[12:55 AM] equius_zahhak: carve a pimpkin schema

[12:55 AM] tsiugnil: DONT MOVE

[12:55 AM] equius_zahhak: :P

[12:55 AM] reahidru: You continue to feign death

[12:55 AM] reahidru: This is a goood prank...

[12:55 AM] tsiugnil: what is waifu's situation?

[12:55 AM] equius_zahhak: pretend to cough violently

[12:56 AM] reahidru: You peek at your waifu and give her a wink

[12:56 AM] tsiugnil: no no, we're DEAD

[12:56 AM] reahidru: You then cough violently

[12:56 AM] lazeraze: Groggily come 'round

[12:56 AM] reahidru: You sure are a good actor!

[12:56 AM] tsiugnil: spit up blood

[12:56 AM] reahidru: You attempt to spit up blood

[12:57 AM] reahidru: You drool all over your face

[12:57 AM] reahidru: Your waifu laughs at your silliness!

[12:57 AM] reahidru: -2 Anger

[12:57 AM] equius_zahhak: hug waifu

[12:58 AM] reahidru: You hug your tiny waifu doll

[12:58 AM] will: anger further reduced?

[12:58 AM] reahidru: Waifu dolll is no longer angry!

[12:58 AM] equius_zahhak: discus nefrious plans in a whisper

[12:58 AM] cloppyhooves: (I haven't been able to pay attention to the

chat, what is going on?)

[12:58 AM] tsiugnil: (i personally think we should throw waifu away

and just seduce fluttershy)

[12:58 AM] lazeraze: (nearly killed by fluttershy)

[12:58 AM] rarity_times_two: agree

[12:58 AM] rarity_times_two: put waifu in cage

[12:58 AM] reahidru: You discuss dirty nefaroius things with Waifu

doll

[12:59 AM] reahidru: Then you put her in a bird cage

[12:59 AM] tsiugnil: have her watch you seduce flutterhy

[12:59 AM] plotospex left the room.

[12:59 AM] reahidru: Waifu is FREAKING OUT

[12:59 AM] equius_zahhak: cry on fluttershy's shoulder

[12:59 AM] reahidru: You do that^

[12:59 AM] tsiugnil: say you don't know what came over you

[12:59 AM] reahidru: ^that too

[12:59 AM] lazeraze: Pretend not to remember

[12:59 AM] tsiugnil: waifu must be trying to control you with magic

[12:59 AM] lazeraze: Say you're hurt

[1:00 AM] lazeraze: Ask what happened

[1:00 AM] reahidru: You splutter out a convoluted story involving

dolls and taces

[1:00 AM] reahidru: taxes*

[1:00 AM] reahidru: Whatever those are

[1:00 AM] lazeraze: Then seduce fluttershy

[1:00 AM] tsiugnil: patience

[1:01 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy awkwardly pats your head while still

looking confused

[1:01 AM] cloppyhooves: (is this a ponyvillePRG or a clopRPG?)

[1:01 AM] reahidru: Your Waifu is still yelling at you

[1:01 AM] will: wiafu is getting jelly

[1:01 AM] equius_zahhak: zip up waifu

[1:02 AM] reahidru: you zip your waifu's mouth shut!

[1:02 AM] reahidru: Ha! Take that!

[1:02 AM] tsiugnil: cloppy: both?

[1:02 AM] equius_zahhak: kiss Shy's forhead and tthank her as vaguely

as possible

[1:02 AM] reahidru: Your Waifu is BOILING MAGMA ANGRY

[1:02 AM] tsiugnil: KICK HER IN THE FACE

[1:02 AM] lazeraze: Also take of fluttershy harness.

[1:02 AM] reahidru: You kiss Fluttershy's forehead and thank her

[1:03 AM] reahidru: You already took off the harness!

[1:03 AM] reahidru: What do

[1:03 AM] guest-99238 entered the room.

[1:03 AM] tsiugnil: ignore waifu

[1:04 AM] will: start stroking fluttershy's mane

[1:04 AM] reahidru: What waifu? I don't see any waifu

[1:04 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[1:04 AM] equius_zahhak: hug her in more intimate way

[1:04 AM] will: linger for a moment

[1:04 AM] will: there is intimacy being generated..

[1:04 AM] guest-99238 left the room.

[1:04 AM] reahidru: You run your hands/hooves across Fluttershy's

mane

[1:04 AM] reahidru: You embrace her closer

[1:05 AM] tsiugnil: fluttershy says you're being weird in an

uncomfortable voice

[1:05 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy +3 Emb

[1:05 AM] equius_zahhak: ask if she like you

[1:05 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE

[1:05 AM] tsiugnil: ONLY SLIGHTLY

[1:05 AM] equius_zahhak: hehe

[1:06 AM] reahidru: You slowly ask if Fluttershy likes you

[1:06 AM] reahidru: There are many dice rolling

[1:06 AM] reahidru: So many dice

[1:06 AM] reahidru: All the dice

[1:06 AM] equius_zahhak: all the dice

[1:06 AM] tsiugnil: (we should turn this into a game to teach how not

to be weird)

[1:06 AM] tsiugnil: every dice

[1:06 AM] will: charisma multiplyer?

[1:06 AM] reahidru: "W-well I mean... I uhh. Oh goodness"

[1:06 AM] tsiugnil: sure, is that a thing?

[1:07 AM] reahidru: +1 EMB

[1:07 AM] tsiugnil: only +1?

[1:07 AM] will: this is about to turn into a rape soon...

[1:07 AM] tsiugnil: i say we got a good roll

[1:07 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is currently at +4 EMB

[1:07 AM] tsiugnil: what's the max EMB?

[1:07 AM] reahidru: She is [FLUSTERED]

[1:07 AM] tsiugnil: does one die at max EMB?

[1:07 AM] equius_zahhak: Flustershy

[1:08 AM] reahidru: You look for your rule book

[1:08 AM] tsiugnil: ask her if she's ever heard about futashy

[1:08 AM] reahidru: It doesn't exist!

[1:08 AM] equius_zahhak: do not

[1:08 AM] tsiugnil: say you'd really like to meet futashy

[1:08 AM] reahidru: You begin to ask but swiftlky change your mind

[1:08 AM] tsiugnil: (shh, i'm trying to make her emb max)

[1:08 AM] lazeraze: Proceed to close the blinds, you don't want any

bunny voyers looking in.

[1:09 AM] reahidru: you head towards the window

[1:09 AM] reahidru: ಠ_ಠ

[1:09 AM] reahidru: JEGUS

[1:09 AM] reahidru: FUCK

[1:09 AM] will: wut

[1:09 AM] equius_zahhak: OH GOG

[1:09 AM] reahidru: That bunny is creeping you out

[1:09 AM] tsiugnil: fluttershy's UNC is now at +5

[1:09 AM] lazeraze: UNC?

[1:09 AM] tsiugnil: actually, CMF

[1:09 AM] reahidru: You lower the blinds to avoid his deathly stare

[1:09 AM] tsiugnil: her CMF is at -10

[1:09 AM] tsiugnil: CMF = comfort

[1:10 AM] reahidru: you decide that if there were a stat for comfort

it would be labelled CMF

[1:10 AM] cloppyhooves: (is this just a more stat heavy clopRPG?)

[1:10 AM] equius_zahhak: ask shy if she wants any water, she seems to

be hot

[1:10 AM] reahidru: Sadly this stat does not exist

[1:10 AM] tsiugnil: you say this outloud

[1:10 AM] reahidru: You ask Flustershy if she would like a drink of

water

[1:11 AM] tsiugnil: (cloppy, did we have any stats last night?)

[1:11 AM] reahidru: She says yes

[1:11 AM] cloppyhooves: (None besides the roll of the die)

[1:11 AM] tsiugnil: put ruffies in water

[1:11 AM] reahidru: You head to the kitchen

[1:11 AM] equius_zahhak: oh gog

[1:11 AM] tsiugnil: get a glass of water for yourself

[1:11 AM] tsiugnil: also put ruffies in that

[1:11 AM] will: pull the roofs out of ur bakck pocket?

[1:11 AM] equius_zahhak: [we should agree on a goal]

[1:12 AM] lazeraze: >ponies wear pants?

[1:12 AM] reahidru: Inside there is 1 sink 4 cups and 3 bags of

animal food

[1:12 AM] tsiugnil: they hide things in their manes

[1:12 AM] rarity_times_two: drug rape fluttershy?

[1:12 AM] lazeraze: No

[1:12 AM] reahidru: You fill 2 glasses in the sink

[1:12 AM] rarity_times_two: wut

[1:12 AM] will: (yes)

[1:12 AM] will: +1

[1:12 AM] equius_zahhak: [actually forget that, this way we can say

we're schitzophrenic]

[1:12 AM] tsiugnil: (drug yourself too and convince her she raped

you)

[1:13 AM] rarity_times_two: good idea

[1:13 AM] lazeraze: Roofie yourself and passout in fluttershys'

embrace.

[1:13 AM] reahidru: You look around the kitchen

[1:13 AM] lazeraze: DO It

[1:13 AM] reahidru: You find a medicine cabinet

[1:13 AM] equius_zahhak: I'm with Laz

[1:13 AM] will: pfffft

[1:13 AM] tsiugnil: fluttershy has roofies?

[1:13 AM] will: look in the cabinet!

[1:13 AM] reahidru: Inside are various antibiotics and tranquilzers

[1:14 AM] will: noice pony tranqs

[1:14 AM] reahidru: You decide she has these in case of large animal

emergencies

[1:14 AM] reahidru: You squirt half a syringe into each glass

[1:15 AM] tsiugnil: (do tranqs work if taken orally?)

[1:15 AM] reahidru: You now have 2 drugged drinks

[1:15 AM] lazeraze: PCP does

[1:15 AM] equius_zahhak: [let's say yes]

[1:15 AM] will: we ARE NOT doing pcp in this thing

[1:15 AM] lazeraze: And it's techinically it's a horse tranquilizer.

[1:15 AM] will: 2 drugged drinks ready and made

[1:15 AM] reahidru: ==> You return to fluttershy

[1:16 AM] tsiugnil: what is fluttershy doing with horse tranquilizer?

[1:16 AM] tsiugnil: obviously she's a rapist

[1:16 AM] will: large animal emergencies

[1:16 AM] equius_zahhak: or a vet

[1:16 AM] reahidru: If you had only drugged one drink you would re-

enact a scene from THE PRINCESS BRIDLE

[1:16 AM] tsiugnil: that's just a cover

[1:16 AM] reahidru: You give her the poisoned drink

[1:16 AM] equius_zahhak: you regret not reenacting that scene for a

moment

[1:16 AM] lazeraze: If both drinks re-enact the legacy of big lurch.

[1:17 AM] tsiugnil: i thought there was poison in both in princess

bridle?

[1:17 AM] will: yeah

[1:17 AM] tsiugnil: just the one pony had a tolerance

[1:17 AM] will: antagonist developed immunity too the poison

[1:17 AM] will: but nvrmnd lol

[1:17 AM] reahidru: Sadly you are not immune to tranquiliizers

[1:17 AM] tsiugnil: This is a good prank...

[1:18 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy begins drinking her poisined water

[1:18 AM] reahidru: You decide this is a *very* good prank

[1:18 AM] will: fluttershy is drinking deeply? or is she cautious?

[1:18 AM] reahidru: Drink your poisoned water? y/n

[1:18 AM] lazeraze: Y

[1:18 AM] tsiugnil: y y y y y y y wait

[1:18 AM] reahidru: She has already finished her glass!

[1:18 AM] will: N

[1:18 AM] equius_zahhak: y

[1:19 AM] tsiugnil: y

[1:19 AM] will: ok :(

[1:19 AM] reahidru: You decide that this is such a good prank that

you want to be a part of it too

[1:19 AM] tsiugnil: sit down on her couch

[1:19 AM] reahidru: You drink your whole glass in a few gulps

[1:19 AM] equius_zahhak: carve your favorite SPOOK SCHEMATIC into

your pumpkin

[1:19 AM] tsiugnil: say you're feeling woozy

[1:19 AM] tsiugnil: WHILE SHE STILL REMEMBERS

[1:19 AM] reahidru: You both sit on the couch

[1:19 AM] will: yo good call

[1:20 AM] reahidru: You do not feel woozy, but you do feel very good

[1:20 AM] will: ok so we're both on the couch...

[1:20 AM] tsiugnil: but you SAY you feel woozy

[1:20 AM] reahidru: A warmth spreads over your body

[1:20 AM] equius_zahhak: rest head on her shoulder after declaring

woozyness

[1:20 AM] reahidru: You tell fluttershy that you feel a bit woozy

[1:21 AM] reahidru: And do that^

[1:21 AM] will: fluttershy says?

[1:21 AM] tsiugnil: fein sleep

[1:21 AM] tsiugnil: (fein?)

[1:21 AM] will: feign (Y)

[1:21 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is currently ZONED THE FUCK OUT

[1:21 AM] reahidru: What a lightweight!

[1:21 AM] tsiugnil: shit, we fucked this up

[1:21 AM] lazeraze: Eat her lungs! then yell at god until the police

arrive!

[1:22 AM] tsiugnil: wut

[1:22 AM] reahidru: ==> You poke fluttershy's face

[1:22 AM] equius_zahhak: take her skull for te skull throne [do not

do this]

[1:22 AM] lazeraze: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Lurch

[1:22 AM] tsiugnil: seriously lolling right now...

[1:22 AM] reahidru: Her mouth falls slightly agape

[1:22 AM] reahidru: She is very much awake, but not for long

[1:22 AM] equius_zahhak: give into woozyness

[1:23 AM] reahidru: You let yourself drift further into the

woozisphere

[1:23 AM] equius_zahhak: ... hours in the future but not many

[1:23 AM] reahidru: +4 WOOZ

[1:23 AM] equius_zahhak: rofl

[1:23 AM] tsiugnil: wooz is a good stat

[1:24 AM] equius_zahhak: very useful for drunken masters

[1:24 AM] will: look at the soft point pretty mouth

[1:24 AM] will: just barely open

[1:24 AM] reahidru: You are now toGNALLY SMARSEHD

[1:25 AM] equius_zahhak: fight urge to have woozy makeouts

[1:25 AM] reahidru: Your motor skills are impaired, but you are more

or less aware

[1:25 AM] lazeraze: Obtain dope boner.

[1:25 AM] reahidru: You fail to resist the urge for woozy make outs

[1:25 AM] will: Yus - do above

[1:25 AM] tsiugnil: does she accept?

[1:26 AM] reahidru: You flop your face on top of hers, planting your

lips on her chin

[1:26 AM] guest-99439 entered the room.

[1:26 AM] reahidru: She is still ZONED THE FUCK OUT

[1:26 AM] equius_zahhak: [this is so much fun]

[1:26 AM] guest-99439 left the room.

[1:26 AM] reahidru: You begin making out with the bottom of her face

[1:27 AM] lazeraze: >Dat pony chin.

[1:27 AM] reahidru: Boner level 1/10

[1:27 AM] tsiugnil: {you're too woozy to get a good boner}

[1:27 AM] equius_zahhak: attempt to acess Shyrousal levels

[1:27 AM] tsiugnil: {you can't feel anything anyway}

[1:28 AM] reahidru: You back off from her delicious cleft

[1:28 AM] reahidru: You think you see a smile!

[1:28 AM] reahidru: Or maybe not, who knows?

[1:28 AM] reahidru: What do?

[1:28 AM] equius_zahhak: passout pulling Shy onto self

[1:29 AM] tsiugnil: so she's on top of you

[1:29 AM] will: acquire chubby?

[1:29 AM] tsiugnil: it will seem more legit later

[1:29 AM] tsiugnil: still too numb

[1:29 AM] tsiugnil: wouldn't matter

[1:29 AM] reahidru: You comically wrestl Fluttershy on top of you

[1:29 AM] reahidru: Oh these antics are so comical!

[1:29 AM] reahidru: You are quite sure this is *THE BEST PRANK*

[1:30 AM] equius_zahhak: if you had you manual on you you'd be able

to say what level of practical jappery this is

[1:30 AM] lazeraze: ᴱᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ ᶫᵘᶰᵍˢ

[1:30 AM] equius_zahhak: sadly you do not

[1:30 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is now sitting on top of you

[1:30 AM] equius_zahhak: max out wooz

[1:31 AM] reahidru: Her waist meets yours rasing you boner level to

3/10

[1:31 AM] lazeraze: Nuzzle her

[1:31 AM] will: doooo eeettt

[1:31 AM] reahidru: Your wooz level is toGNALLY SMARSEHD

[1:31 AM] tsiugnil: you wonder to yourself: how am i still awake

[1:31 AM] reahidru: you an't get much more Woozd!

[1:32 AM] tsiugnil: you realize that you might not actually be awake

[1:32 AM] tsiugnil: it might all be a dream

[1:32 AM] tsiugnil: or purgatory

[1:32 AM] will: PONYCEPTION

[1:32 AM] lazeraze: ᵀʰᵉᶰ ᵉᵃᵗ ʰᵉʳ ᶫᵘᶰᵍˢ

[1:32 AM] reahidru: Where do you nuzzle Fluttershy?

[1:32 AM] tsiugnil: the crotchboobs

[1:32 AM] equius_zahhak: neck

[1:32 AM] will: neck

[1:32 AM] lazeraze: On her ᶫᵘᶰᵍˢ Neck

[1:32 AM] tsiugnil: fine, neck

[1:32 AM] reahidru: You lift your head up and begin nuzzling her neck

[1:33 AM] reahidru: Her hair smells sweet, like exotic flowers

[1:33 AM] will: start kissing her open mouth

[1:33 AM] will: open from wooz

[1:33 AM] reahidru: You slowly work your way to her slightly agape

mouth

[1:34 AM] cloppyhooves left the room.

[1:34 AM] reahidru: You work your tongue against hers

[1:34 AM] tsiugnil: lick her tongue

[1:34 AM] tsiugnil: (i see you've got that covered)

[1:34 AM] guest-99524 entered the room.

[1:34 AM] reahidru: It's not responding, but not unpleasant to you

[1:35 AM] reahidru: for you*

[1:35 AM] will: flick your tongue around inside her mouth

[1:35 AM] reahidru: ^you do that

[1:35 AM] reahidru: Bomer level 5/10

[1:35 AM] reahidru: Rank up

[1:35 AM] tsiugnil: mmm, bomers

[1:35 AM] will: you feel your hands moving over her body - where go?

[1:35 AM] reahidru: HALF A CHUB

[1:35 AM] tsiugnil: keep licking her tongue

[1:35 AM] equius_zahhak: carres flanks

[1:36 AM] lazeraze: Start rubbing your semi-erect pony penis against

the cleft of the plot.

[1:36 AM] tsiugnil: massage* flanks

[1:36 AM] guest-99524 changed nickname to cloppyhooves

[1:36 AM] will: your hands are moving while your tongue is in her

mouth

[1:36 AM] reahidru: You continue licking her and start running your

hands across her back

[1:36 AM] guest-99552 entered the room.

[1:36 AM] lazeraze: >Pony hands

[1:36 AM] reahidru: \Yes, your pony hands

[1:36 AM] guest-99552 changed nickname to boibi

[1:36 AM] lazeraze: (Wait are you a human?)

[1:37 AM] equius_zahhak: observe Shy's state

[1:37 AM] tsiugnil: (greetings boibi, welcome to our severely weird

story)

[1:37 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is BLUSHING ADORABLY

[1:37 AM] will: oh baby

[1:37 AM] tsiugnil: (i hope we're ponies)

[1:37 AM] boibi: (cybering?)

[1:38 AM] reahidru: Your boner level is 6/10

[1:38 AM] tsiugnil: (weird cybering?)

[1:38 AM] equius_zahhak: []you could call it that]

[1:38 AM] reahidru: [I actually have no idea, I didn't think this

through]

[1:38 AM] lazeraze: Casually glance over to the window were you see

angle doing that look. Boner lost (Don't

[1:38 AM] lazeraze: Actually do this)

[1:38 AM] tsiugnil: [serves you right]

[1:38 AM] reahidru: [Whatever]

[1:38 AM] tsiugnil: [the curtains are closed]

[1:39 AM] will: Is fluttershy awake now?

[1:39 AM] reahidru: You are currently making out with fluttershy who

is ZONED THE FUCK OUT

[1:39 AM] equius_zahhak: Max out WOOZ and ascend to passed out master

[1:39 AM] will: noice

[1:39 AM] lazeraze: Start grinding on her

[1:39 AM] will: dooo eeeett

[1:39 AM] tsiugnil: You got distracted by thinking about if you were

talking on an internet (whatever that is)

[1:39 AM] reahidru: Your WOOZ meter skyrockets through the

WOOZISPHERE

[1:39 AM] reahidru: PCHOOOOOOOO

[1:40 AM] tsiugnil: chat channel

[1:40 AM] will: grind up on her hard pony body

[1:40 AM] reahidru: You begin shifting your hips against hers

[1:40 AM] tsiugnil: can we start hallucinating?

[1:40 AM] equius_zahhak: see if she does the same

[1:40 AM] boibi left the room.

[1:40 AM] guest-99620 entered the room.

[1:40 AM] reahidru: You try to see if she's doing anything

[1:40 AM] lazeraze: Opiate don't cause you to haallucinate

[1:41 AM] tsiugnil: damn

[1:41 AM] lazeraze: Opiates*

[1:41 AM] reahidru: Shit, you can't tell your way too WOOZs for this

shit

[1:41 AM] guest-99620 changed nickname to geromy

[1:41 AM] equius_zahhak: [hey]

[1:41 AM] tsiugnil: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

[1:41 AM] reahidru: You imagine she is though

[1:41 AM] equius_zahhak: contemplate taxes

[1:41 AM] geromy: BEEP BOOP WOPALOP BAM BOO

[1:41 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[1:41 AM] lazeraze: Suddenly stand up knocking fluttershy off of you

and scream bloody muder.

[1:42 AM] will: negative

[1:42 AM] tsiugnil: ^ don't do that

[1:42 AM] reahidru: You let your mind wander back to your taxes you

don't know about and never filed

[1:42 AM] will: continue to grind

[1:42 AM] reahidru: You wonder what Mayor Mare would have done?

[1:42 AM] tsiugnil: [this is sounding a lot like an MS paint

adventure]

[1:42 AM] reahidru: You refocus as much as you can and continue

grinding

[1:42 AM] will: disregard chubb - acquire boner

[1:42 AM] equius_zahhak: unlock modus operandi WOOZuzela

[1:43 AM] will: (LOL)

[1:43 AM] tsiugnil: think about hot pockets

[1:43 AM] tsiugnil: you're hungry

[1:43 AM] reahidru: Boner level 8/10

[1:43 AM] reahidru: You think about Hot Pockets

[1:43 AM] reahidru: Boner level 9/10

[1:43 AM] tsiugnil: + 1

[1:43 AM] reahidru: Where doing t man

[1:43 AM] reahidru: Where making this hapen

[1:43 AM] tsiugnil: >where

[1:43 AM] equius_zahhak: make this shit transpire

[1:44 AM] lazeraze: Proceed to make circletine

[1:44 AM] lazeraze: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19PWUliieNM

[1:44 AM] will: get off the floor

[1:44 AM] reahidru: You're currently on the couch

[1:44 AM] tsiugnil: get off the couch

[1:44 AM] will: gasp

[1:44 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is sitting on you in the AWKWARD

COWGIRL position

[1:44 AM] will: reach around with one hand

[1:45 AM] tsiugnil: [circletine wtf]

[1:45 AM] reahidru: You reach around Fluttershy

[1:45 AM] equius_zahhak: groap crotchboobs while your still awake

[1:45 AM] will: and start gently teasing her butt with your index

finger

[1:45 AM] reahidru: You use your other hand to massage her

crotchboobs

[1:45 AM] will: yuss

[1:45 AM] lazeraze: >pony hand

[1:45 AM] tsiugnil: no, but

[1:45 AM] reahidru: Yes, pony hand

[1:45 AM] geromy left the room.

[1:45 AM] tsiugnil: tttttt

[1:46 AM] tsiugnil: stick your finger up her butt

[1:46 AM] tsiugnil: no tease, just do it

[1:46 AM] reahidru: You slowly tease her plot hole

[1:46 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT BRO

[1:46 AM] will: she is so tight you wonder if she'll even open up

[1:46 AM] lazeraze: YEAH WAKE THAT BITCH UP PUT YOUR GROTESQUE PONY

HANDS IN HER POOPER.

[1:46 AM] will: continue teasing

[1:47 AM] lazeraze: I'm sorry i've been up way to late i've got to go

[1:47 AM] reahidru: [nIGHT]

[1:47 AM] will: (lol k later)

[1:47 AM] tsiugnil: [night]

[1:47 AM] equius_zahhak: [see ya laz]

[1:47 AM] tsiugnil: [i should probably go soon, too...]

[1:47 AM] reahidru: [We'll repost this I hope]

[1:47 AM] tsiugnil: [we'll give it 10 more minutes]

[1:47 AM] lazeraze: (I'll be back tomorrow less annoying and figetty)

[1:47 AM] will: :)

[1:47 AM] tsiugnil: [i'll*]

[1:48 AM] lazeraze: (isle*)

[1:48 AM] will: are we shutting down?

[1:48 AM] reahidru: Your boner level reaches 10/10

[1:48 AM] reahidru: Rank up

[1:48 AM] will: beuno

[1:48 AM] tsiugnil: no, we're just getting started

[1:48 AM] will: beuno

[1:48 AM] reahidru: New Rank: FULL MAST

[1:48 AM] reahidru: You gain 35 Exp!

[1:48 AM] lazeraze: (I'll be quiet, and just watc)

[1:49 AM] reahidru: [Still need suggestions]

[1:49 AM] tsiugnil: see if she's wet

[1:49 AM] will: after minutes of gentle massaging

[1:49 AM] will: butthole seems ready to accept a finger?

[1:49 AM] reahidru: You lower the hand working her groin tits to see

if she's getting damp

[1:49 AM] reahidru: pony hand, yes

[1:49 AM] equius_zahhak: passout anticlimacticaly

[1:50 AM] reahidru: You definitely consider it

[1:50 AM] tsiugnil: but she's asking for it

[1:50 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy's vag is SOPPING WET

[1:50 AM] tsiugnil: You wonder how you're both still "awake"

[1:51 AM] reahidru: Coincidentally her butt is loosening as well

[1:51 AM] reahidru: You have a real dilemma on your hands!

[1:51 AM] reahidru: Literally!

[1:51 AM] reahidru: Yes, pony hands

[1:51 AM] lazeraze: >Pony hands

[1:51 AM] equius_zahhak: go for the pooper

[1:51 AM] tsiugnil: stick your balls in her plothole

[1:51 AM] will: DOO EEET

[1:52 AM] tsiugnil: and bone her at the same time

[1:52 AM] tsiugnil: she's asking for it

[1:52 AM] reahidru: You decide that you might ass well go for her

plot hole

[1:52 AM] reahidru: You awkwardly turn her around

[1:52 AM] reahidru: She falls off the couch!

[1:52 AM] equius_zahhak: listen for a reaction

[1:52 AM] reahidru: ....

[1:53 AM] equius_zahhak: hehe

[1:53 AM] reahidru: Well she's breathing anyway

[1:53 AM] lazeraze: NOT FOR LONG

[1:53 AM] reahidru: Good enough for you!

[1:53 AM] will: still passed out?

[1:53 AM] tsiugnil: EAT HER LUNGS

[1:53 AM] equius_zahhak: blood for the blood god

[1:53 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is still ZONED THE FUCK OUT

[1:53 AM] lazeraze: Oh god it's spreading

[1:53 AM] tsiugnil: she won't notice if you EAT HER LUNGS

[1:53 AM] lazeraze: DO it

[1:54 AM] reahidru: You look at Fluttershy's chest

[1:54 AM] reahidru: Up and down

[1:54 AM] lazeraze: Oh shit nigger.

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[1:54 AM] equius_zahhak: go doggy style

[1:54 AM] reahidru: Up

[1:54 AM] reahidru: And

[1:54 AM] rarity_times_two: rape her

[1:54 AM] reahidru: Down

[1:54 AM] will: bend her over

[1:54 AM] tsiugnil: lungs

[1:54 AM] will: and work that asshole

[1:54 AM] equius_zahhak: quick before the bloodlust of the wooz

overcomes you

[1:54 AM] reahidru: You decide not to eat her delicious lungs

[1:54 AM] reahidru: For now

[1:55 AM] tsiugnil: [seriously, if you could hear how hard i'm

laughing right now...]

[1:55 AM] reahidru: You are now laying on top of Fluttershy in the

BORING AS MISSIONARY POSITION

[1:55 AM] lazeraze: Tsuignil message me on reddit, you seem fun

[1:55 AM] tsiugnil: do her in the ass

[1:55 AM] will: yes get her in doggy style

[1:55 AM] reahidru: You grab her by the hip and flip her over

[1:56 AM] reahidru: You attempt to get her onto her knees

[1:56 AM] tsiugnil: lazeraze: i don't know how to message on reddit

%judges self%

[1:56 AM] reahidru: It fails!

[1:56 AM] will: hmmm utilize couch!

[1:56 AM] reahidru: She's to ZONED OUT!

[1:56 AM] will: bend her over one end of it!

[1:56 AM] tsiugnil: how do i pm on reddit?

[1:56 AM] reahidru: You hoist her over the couch

[1:57 AM] tsiugnil: balance her upper body on couch

[1:57 AM] reahidru: This prank is hard work!

[1:57 AM] will: but the rewards to be reaped!

[1:57 AM] reahidru: ^that

[1:57 AM] will: and raped!

[1:57 AM] reahidru: ^that too I guess

[1:57 AM] equius_zahhak: you are sure you will be remembered in the

anls of practial jappery and tomfoolery

[1:58 AM] will: i should expect as much

[1:58 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is now in the AWKWARD COUCH POSTION

[1:58 AM] reahidru: It's go time

[1:58 AM] equius_zahhak: lol

[1:58 AM] will: her butt looks appealing

[1:58 AM] reahidru: ==> eXAMINE BUTT

[1:58 AM] reahidru: Wow!

[1:58 AM] reahidru: Look at that!

[1:58 AM] lazeraze: Find 5 rupees.

[1:58 AM] tsiugnil: [lazeraze: i think i figured it out]

[1:59 AM] tsiugnil: put nose in but

[1:59 AM] tsiugnil: butt*

[1:59 AM] tsiugnil: see if it smells as good as her hair

[1:59 AM] will: smother your face in her backside

[1:59 AM] reahidru: You shove your muzzle near her butt

[1:59 AM] tsiugnil: this makes sense to you

[1:59 AM] reahidru: She doesn't smeel that good...

[1:59 AM] lazeraze: Blow air inside her.

[2:00 AM] lazeraze: Until she po

[2:00 AM] lazeraze: pops

[2:00 AM] reahidru: You decide that all those fanfiction writers are

dirty fucking liars

[2:00 AM] tsiugnil: play her like a trumpet

[2:00 AM] equius_zahhak: listen for reaction as you do so

[2:00 AM] will: we've had this rager forever now

[2:00 AM] reahidru: You endulge in various ass to mouth play

[2:00 AM] will: w00t

[2:00 AM] tsiugnil: see if she's blushing

[2:00 AM] tsiugnil: kiss her on tongue

[2:01 AM] will: yusss

[2:01 AM] will: ass to mouth + makeout = good times

[2:01 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is BLUSHIE BLUSHIE DESU KAWAIIIIII!

[2:01 AM] equius_zahhak: go balls to the wall

[2:01 AM] lazeraze: Open her butt and poop back and forth forever.

[citation need]

[2:01 AM] reahidru: You don't think she can blush any harder!

[2:02 AM] tsiugnil: poop in her mouth

[2:02 AM] reahidru: You've had enough of this nonsense

[2:02 AM] tsiugnil: no, piss in her mouth

[2:02 AM] lazeraze: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk [cite

found]

[2:02 AM] tsiugnil: poop is lame

[2:02 AM] reahidru: Your dick is angry at you

[2:02 AM] reahidru: ANGR +4

[2:02 AM] will: unload me it screams at you

[2:02 AM] equius_zahhak: stick it in 'er pooper

[2:02 AM] will: you approach a potentially fatal 11/10 boner

[2:03 AM] will: you must stick it somewhere

[2:03 AM] tsiugnil: anywhere

[2:03 AM] equius_zahhak: nostrilfuck

[2:03 AM] will: maybe somewhere poo is pushed out of

[2:03 AM] lazeraze: USE YOUR GROTESQUE PONY HANDS TO GUIDE YOU PENIS

INTO FLUTTERSHYS PUSSY

[2:03 AM] reahidru: You finally get down to brass tacks and slide

your throbbing member towards her

[2:03 AM] tsiugnil: alternate back and forth between vag and pooper

[2:03 AM] will: start with the vag

[2:04 AM] will: she is sopping wet

[2:04 AM] reahidru: Despite working her with your GROTESQUE PONY

HANDS she is till too tight

[2:04 AM] tsiugnil: alternate back and forth forever

[2:04 AM] reahidru: You decide to start with her vag instead

[2:04 AM] equius_zahhak: switch hole

[2:04 AM] reahidru: Success!

[2:05 AM] will: noice

[2:05 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy's front butt is muc more accomodating

[2:05 AM] equius_zahhak: Modus Operandi: The Sodajerks Cumdumpster

[2:05 AM] lazeraze: DO THIS http://dagobah.biz/flash/angry_fap.swf

[2:05 AM] will: we're in there now

[2:06 AM] reahidru: You grab hold of fluttershy's forelegs with your

GROTESQUE PONY HANDS for support

[2:06 AM] cloppyhooves: (I wish I had been paying attention to this

chat, holy cow)

[2:06 AM] will: mmm start fucking her you're inside and now we're

really fucking her

[2:06 AM] reahidru: This position is very awkward! You can barely

believe it's actually possible!

[2:07 AM] reahidru: You begin rocking your hips, sliding in and out

of Fluttershy

[2:07 AM] equius_zahhak: slap self to lessen wooz and regain

standuprightability

[2:07 AM] reahidru: You do that

[2:08 AM] reahidru: Wooz - 60

[2:08 AM] tsiugnil: slap harder

[2:08 AM] tsiugnil: you like it

[2:08 AM] reahidru: Wow, you were really up there in the Woozisphere!

[2:08 AM] reahidru: You slap harder

[2:08 AM] tsiugnil: slap fluttershy too

[2:08 AM] reahidru: -80!

[2:08 AM] tsiugnil: spank, rather

[2:08 AM] reahidru: You wonder if you can unWOOZ Fluttershy

[2:08 AM] reahidru: You spank her

[2:09 AM] equius_zahhak: listen for response

[2:09 AM] reahidru: It doesn't seem to have an affect on her Wooz

[2:09 AM] tsiugnil: keep spanking her

[2:09 AM] reahidru: Her Vaginal walls tighten in reposnse to the

stimuli

[2:09 AM] tsiugnil: as you keep fucking her

[2:09 AM] will: hmm stick very tip of index finger in bum while

fucking her?

[2:09 AM] reahidru: You continue spanking

[2:09 AM] equius_zahhak: imploy standuprightability to gain a better

position

[2:09 AM] lazeraze: You realize she OD'd an hour ago.

[2:09 AM] equius_zahhak: lol

[2:10 AM] tsiugnil: do what will said

[2:10 AM] reahidru: You are in a much more manageable position

[2:10 AM] reahidru: You stick a finger from your GROTESQUE PONY

HANDS in her pooper

[2:11 AM] tsiugnil: lick her face

[2:11 AM] will: her asshole is so tight it feels like its going to

pull the finger right off your hand!

[2:11 AM] equius_zahhak: work that mother like it's a job in the

great depresion

[2:11 AM] tsiugnil: see how much of your GROTESQUE PONY HAND you can

fit in her plothole

[2:11 AM] will: can we put two fingers in?

[2:11 AM] reahidru: You work her stupidly tight asshole

[2:12 AM] reahidru: You fit your middle finger in as well

[2:12 AM] will: soon she'll be ready for dick

[2:12 AM] equius_zahhak: use tongue to lube up hole and retry with

penis

[2:12 AM] reahidru: You continue fucking her like a walmart employee

[2:13 AM] tsiugnil: you don't know what walmart is

[2:13 AM] will: spit hard on her hole and start washing that thing

with your tongue like its your job

[2:13 AM] tsiugnil: this is ponyville

[2:13 AM] will: in ponyville we hate walmart and love interspecies

assplay

[2:13 AM] reahidru: You heard whispers of walmart on your woozisphere

journey

[2:13 AM] lazeraze: Fuck her like spike does to rarity.

[2:14 AM] reahidru: You do all that stuff you just thought of

[2:14 AM] reahidru: My, what a nice semi-loose asshole!

[2:14 AM] guest-100000 entered the room.

[2:14 AM] guest-100000 changed nickname to totallynotfurry

[2:14 AM] tsiugnil: can you fit your dick in now?

[2:14 AM] lazeraze: Woah dude

[2:14 AM] totallynotfurry: oh I love people complaining about

clopclop

[2:14 AM] equius_zahhak: all you know now is 3 things are

inescapable, death, something you can't imagine and this

[2:14 AM] equius_zahhak: anal

[2:15 AM] rarity_times_two: do it!

[2:15 AM] reahidru: You've been waiting for this the whole night

[2:15 AM] will: mmmm yes her hole is ready

[2:15 AM] reahidru: You pull out of her vag

[2:15 AM] reahidru: Here it comes

[2:15 AM] totallynotfurry: is this another fic

[2:15 AM] will: after much tongue probing and teasing

[2:15 AM] totallynotfurry: ?

[2:15 AM] reahidru: This is it

[2:15 AM] totallynotfurry: holy shit

[2:15 AM] reahidru: You deliver the bunchline

[2:15 AM] rarity_times_two: yes

[2:15 AM] totallynotfurry: I was guest 100,000

[2:15 AM] reahidru: punchline*

[2:15 AM] tsiugnil: [this is something all right]

[2:15 AM] reahidru: *THIS IS THE BEST PRANK EVER*

[2:15 AM] will: squueze the tip of your head into her tight tight

hole

[2:16 AM] lazeraze: NOW WHAT YOU DO IS YOU STAND UP AND KICK

FLUTTERSHY OVER

[2:16 AM] tsiugnil: {you continue to wonder how you are still

conscious}

[2:16 AM] equius_zahhak: Colonel Sasacre doesn't have shit on you son

[2:16 AM] reahidru: You begin excitedly fucking Fluttershy

[2:16 AM] tsiugnil: {how has WOOOZOSPHERE not swallowed your brain

yet?}

[2:16 AM] reahidru: (because you slapped yuourself)

[2:16 AM] will: the butt clenching your deck snapped you back to

attention

[2:16 AM] lazeraze: YOU GRAB YOUR DANGLING SCROTUM IN YOUR HANDS AND

GRAB THE NEAREST KNIFE SLICING YOUR

[2:17 AM] will: plus you've been slapping yoursekf

[2:17 AM] lazeraze: TESTICLE OVER FLUTTERSHY FACE WHICH DRIPS BLOOD

AND CUM TO WHICH YOU YELL UNTILL YOU PASS

[2:17 AM] tsiugnil: stick your balls in her vag

[2:17 AM] lazeraze: OUT

[2:17 AM] rarity_times_two: settle down lazeraze

[2:17 AM] lazeraze: THAT IS HOW YOU BUST A NUT!

[2:17 AM] reahidru: You're really pounding Fluttershy who is still

ZONED THE FUCK OUT

[2:17 AM] totallynotfurry: I'll just sit in the corner for now

[2:17 AM] lazeraze: sORRY

[2:17 AM] lazeraze: Caps lock is cruise control for the cool

[2:18 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[2:18 AM] will: it is more right than you could've hoped

[2:18 AM] will: you want to cum but your not going to

[2:18 AM] will: *tight

[2:18 AM] tsiugnil: you decide to take a piss instead

[2:18 AM] reahidru: (no you don't)

[2:18 AM] tsiugnil: but keep thrusting

[2:18 AM] tsiugnil: ( >: )

[2:18 AM] equius_zahhak: use the last of your standuprightability to

change to a possition she may enjoy more

[2:18 AM] reahidru: Your GROTESQUE PONY HANDS are wrapped around her

hips

[2:19 AM] lazeraze: If you guys find me interesting enough or want to

ask 'What the fuck man' drop me a line.

[2:19 AM] lazeraze: I'm out for now

[2:19 AM] lazeraze left the room.

[2:19 AM] will: change position?

[2:19 AM] totallynotfurry: fuck her ear

[2:19 AM] reahidru: You reluctantly change position

[2:19 AM] reahidru: It took you like 4 hours to get her body

positioned like that but noooooo

[2:20 AM] reahidru: What do?

[2:20 AM] rarity_times_two: is she coming around yet?

[2:20 AM] equius_zahhak: go for the throat

[2:20 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is still ZONED THE FUCK OUT

[2:20 AM] tsiugnil: EAT HER LUNGS

[2:20 AM] equius_zahhak: fight the wooz bloodlust

[2:20 AM] tsiugnil: NIBBLE ON HER EARS INSTEAD

[2:21 AM] will: your wooz levels are decreased

[2:21 AM] reahidru: Dark thoughts invadfe your psyche

[2:21 AM] will: ear nibbling seems appealing

[2:21 AM] guest-100119 entered the room.

[2:21 AM] reahidru: Horrible whispers originating from the outer-rim

of the WOOZISPHERE

[2:21 AM] will: oh noez

[2:22 AM] reahidru: You once more control you bloodlust, though just

barely

[2:22 AM] rarity_times_two: nibbles

[2:22 AM] cloppyhooves left the room.

[2:22 AM] guest-100131 entered the room.

[2:22 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is still DRAPED OVER COUCH

[2:22 AM] tsiugnil: nibble nibble

[2:22 AM] totallynotfurry left the room.

[2:22 AM] guest-100133 entered the room.

[2:22 AM] reahidru: You walk around and nibble her ear

[2:22 AM] guest-100133 left the room.

[2:22 AM] reahidru: This looks silly

[2:22 AM] guest-100131 changed nickname to cloppyhooves

[2:22 AM] tsiugnil: who are all these quests?

[2:22 AM] tsiugnil: guests?

[2:23 AM] equius_zahhak: try and get her to blow you

[2:23 AM] cloppyhooves: (I'm not a guest)

[2:23 AM] will: deepthroat ftw

[2:23 AM] reahidru: You stand up your FULL MAST postioned perfectly

[2:23 AM] rarity_times_two: pony blow job woo woo woo

[2:23 AM] tsiugnil: just fuck her throat

[2:23 AM] reahidru: You can't quite...

[2:23 AM] reahidru: Argh

[2:23 AM] reahidru: Get it

[2:23 AM] tsiugnil: in?

[2:24 AM] reahidru: You balme the immigrants

[2:24 AM] reahidru: You use your GROTESQUE PONY HANDS to force her

mouth openwider

[2:24 AM] tsiugnil: but you friendship and tolerance

[2:24 AM] will: open that fillies feed hole

[2:24 AM] tsiugnil: remember*

[2:24 AM] tsiugnil: fluttershy ain't no filly

[2:25 AM] reahidru: This slightly less funny punch line is delivered

[2:25 AM] reahidru: You are now fucking Fluttershy's mouth

[2:25 AM] equius_zahhak: try and encurage to do some of the work

herself

[2:25 AM] equius_zahhak: her"

[2:25 AM] reahidru: You are geting fed up with this lazy ZONED THE

FUCK OUT bitch

[2:26 AM] tsiugnil: get in 69 position

[2:26 AM] will: noice

[2:26 AM] reahidru: You remove yourself and slap her around

[2:26 AM] tsiugnil: nibble on her privates

[2:26 AM] reahidru: She blinks a little!

[2:26 AM] will: start sucking on those crotch titties

[2:26 AM] will: gasp! shes coming to!

[2:27 AM] reahidru: You angrily walk back over to the other side of

the couc

[2:27 AM] reahidru: *"grumble grumble*

[2:27 AM] reahidru: You begin sucking her floor ways milk sacs

[2:28 AM] will: noice

[2:28 AM] will: her response?

[2:28 AM] guest-100215 entered the room.

[2:28 AM] reahidru: You think you hear a moan!

[2:28 AM] reahidru: Or maybe it was her stomach

[2:28 AM] guest-100215 changed nickname to despot

[2:28 AM] equius_zahhak: jam your cock back into her mouth while your

at it, maybe this will motivate her

[2:28 AM] reahidru: Who knows?

[2:28 AM] tsiugnil: happy moan or wtfishappening moan?

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[2:29 AM] reahidru: You sure don't know

[2:29 AM] reahidru: You are getting fed up with all this walking

[2:29 AM] tsiugnil: [greetings to our fucked up something or other,

despot]

[2:29 AM] reahidru: You stomp back to her mouth

[2:29 AM] lazeraze: [Hi]

[2:29 AM] will: still 10/10 boner powers

[2:29 AM] will: (hi)

[2:30 AM] tsiugnil: thought we were pushing 11?

[2:30 AM] reahidru: Your FULL MAST is flying valiantly

[2:30 AM] tsiugnil: You think about lungs

[2:30 AM] reahidru: You try not to think about lungs

[2:30 AM] reahidru: Soft succulent delicuious lungs

[2:30 AM] tsiugnil: her tasty tasty lungs

[2:30 AM] equius_zahhak: the thought of lungs pushes you full mast to

The Missenmast of The Ages

[2:31 AM] tsiugnil: they're just behind her skin

[2:31 AM] tsiugnil: just under her rubs

[2:31 AM] lazeraze: Damn it you guys ruined it I was going to play it

cool then say eat her lungs, but you

[2:31 AM] will: if only you had some PCP to smoke

[2:31 AM] lazeraze: guys beat me to it.

[2:31 AM] tsiugnil: which you can feel with your FULL MAST

[2:31 AM] reahidru: She's breathing heavily now, her arched back

displaying her rib cage

[2:31 AM] will: chest heaving, in and out, in and out...

[2:31 AM] reahidru: Each breath is more tantazlizing thatn the lst

[2:32 AM] tsiugnil: you rub your FULL MAST along her ribs

[2:32 AM] tsiugnil: they're ribbed for your pleasure

[2:32 AM] equius_zahhak: stick it in the nearset hole and what

happens happens

[2:32 AM] will: (lol)

[2:32 AM] reahidru: You can't resist, you rub your FULL MAST against

her ribs

[2:32 AM] tsiugnil: You wonder what they might feel like inside

[2:32 AM] will: carve a hole just under rib cage and start lung

fucking her?

[2:32 AM] tsiugnil: [this is turning into mylittlenosleepclop?]

[2:32 AM] reahidru: You play that Xylophone like a first grade music

student

[2:33 AM] tsiugnil: do re mi fa so la ti do!

[2:33 AM] lazeraze: [Guy did I fuck up an otherwise good clop scene?]

[2:33 AM] reahidru: You hear the whispers again

[2:33 AM] tsiugnil: [no, we're fucking it up ourselves]

[2:33 AM] will: there is something very deeply disturbing about how

satisfying this is you think to yourse

[2:33 AM] equius_zahhak: [nah]

[2:33 AM] reahidru: Louder than before

[2:33 AM] will: (haha yeah s'cool)

[2:33 AM] rarity_times_two: weird

[2:33 AM] tsiugnil: "lungs" they say

[2:34 AM] reahidru: Deep rumblings from the deepest pits of the

WOOZISPHERE

[2:34 AM] tsiugnil: "tasty, succulent, pony lungs"

[2:34 AM] lazeraze: [Sorry for coming back I just wanted to see if

fluttershy will get her lungs eaten or not]

[2:34 AM] reahidru: "The cage!" they say

[2:34 AM] reahidru: "You must open the cage!"

[2:34 AM] tsiugnil: OPEN THE CAGE

[2:34 AM] tsiugnil: You briefely remember that your waifu is in a

cage nearby

[2:34 AM] reahidru: You open the cage and your PISSED AS FUCK WAIFU

JUMPS OUT

[2:35 AM] reahidru: Oh no!

[2:35 AM] rarity_times_two: yay waifu

[2:35 AM] tsiugnil: You wonder what she thinks of this

[2:35 AM] rarity_times_two: threesome!

[2:35 AM] will: thankfully her mouth is still zippered shut

[2:35 AM] reahidru: ^

[2:35 AM] equius_zahhak: eat waifu's lungs

[2:35 AM] tsiugnil: stick waifu up fluttershy's snatch

[2:35 AM] reahidru: You consider eating your Waifu Doll's lungs

[2:35 AM] reahidru: Nah, that's silly

[2:35 AM] tsiugnil: but she'd made of canvas and buttons

[2:35 AM] tsiugnil: no lungs

[2:35 AM] will: ^

[2:35 AM] reahidru: She has no lungs!

[2:36 AM] lazeraze: Are you sure?

[2:36 AM] will: she be a doll good sir

[2:36 AM] will: only fabric and buttons etc

[2:36 AM] reahidru: You pick up you Waifu Doll

[2:36 AM] despot changed nickname to lazeraze

[2:36 AM] reahidru: She is roughly the size of your FULL MAST

[2:37 AM] tsiugnil: what do?

[2:37 AM] reahidru: You remember when she was larger, but then your

spell failed catastrophiocally making her

[2:37 AM] reahidru: pocket sized

[2:37 AM] equius_zahhak: put her up fluttershy's vag, maybe the

squirming will motvate her to give you that damn

[2:37 AM] equius_zahhak: blowjob

[2:37 AM] tsiugnil: ^^

[2:38 AM] tsiugnil: wait, stick her in there

[2:38 AM] rarity_times_two: yes

[2:38 AM] reahidru: You angrily walk around the couch AGAIN

[2:38 AM] tsiugnil: and then start fucking

[2:38 AM] tsiugnil: so she gets pushed farther and farther in

[2:38 AM] reahidru: Your Waifu doll is throwing wuite a tantrum!

[2:38 AM] reahidru: You try to squueze her in, but she'll have none

of that!

[2:38 AM] lazeraze: Fuck waifu doll in her pussy while in fluttershys

[2:38 AM] guest-100119 left the room.

[2:39 AM] reahidru: You hold up your Waifu doll by her arms

[2:39 AM] reahidru: You're not sure if your FULL MAST will fit!

[2:39 AM] tsiugnil: does tranq affect waifu?

[2:39 AM] lazeraze: You have to try!

[2:39 AM] tsiugnil: get a knife

[2:39 AM] tsiugnil: cut her so it'll fit

[2:40 AM] reahidru: Taking a deep breath you rear your waifu doll

over your head

[2:40 AM] tsiugnil: she's only canvas and buttons after all

[2:40 AM] will: nice and open now

[2:40 AM] reahidru: You slam her down towards your FULL MAST!

[2:40 AM] will: a cushiony and cottony fuck

[2:40 AM] reahidru: It's super effective!

[2:40 AM] tsiugnil: WAIFU CONDOM

[2:40 AM] reahidru: Waifu -40 HP

[2:41 AM] reahidru: The stitching is coming loose down there. Bits of

cottony fluff drift downwards

[2:41 AM] lazeraze: Unzip mouth

[2:41 AM] reahidru: Your Waifu has stopped throwing a tantrum

[2:41 AM] tsiugnil: so your dick comes out

[2:41 AM] reahidru: You unzip her mouth

[2:41 AM] reahidru: And remove her from your FULL MAST

[2:42 AM] tsiugnil: what? no, keep her on

[2:42 AM] lazeraze: Yeah[

[2:42 AM] reahidru: You put her back on

[2:42 AM] lazeraze: He meant come out the other end

[2:42 AM] reahidru: It feels nice

[2:43 AM] reahidru: What do?

[2:43 AM] lazeraze: Best prank ever, you've got to tell pinkie pei

when you're done.

[2:43 AM] reahidru: You consider re-enacting the prank for Pinkie

[2:43 AM] tsiugnil: roll her canvasy , cottony body down your FULL

MAST so your FULL MAST sticks out her mouth

[2:43 AM] tsiugnil: (she should remain on your FULL MAST)

[2:43 AM] will: get fluttershy to suck your head with your waifu

impaled on your meat spear

[2:43 AM] reahidru: You slowly work her along your FULL MAST

[2:43 AM] lazeraze: Yess

[2:44 AM] reahidru: The fabric is surprisingly comfortab;e around

your meat spear

[2:44 AM] reahidru: Slowly you begin to see the head emerge from your

Waifu's mouth

[2:45 AM] reahidru: She's crowning!

[2:45 AM] reahidru: It's boy!

[2:45 AM] will: (LOL)

[2:45 AM] will: (LOLOL)

[2:45 AM] cloppyhooves: (something tells me I missed a lot)

[2:45 AM] tsiugnil: [lol wut]

[2:45 AM] lazeraze: [Eyup]

[2:45 AM] will: the head of a giant horse dick is being born!

[2:45 AM] will: out of a tiny waifu dolls mouth!

[2:45 AM] will: (shit just got real)

[2:45 AM] reahidru: Your waifu is now impaled along your FULL MAST.

Fluttershy is still ZONED THE FUCK OUT,

[2:46 AM] reahidru: but eagerly awaiting you

[2:46 AM] reahidru: What do?

[2:46 AM] tsiugnil: eagerly, despite being ZONED THE FUCK OUT

[2:46 AM] lazeraze: Rub fluttershys CLITORIS with your GROTESQUE PONY

HANDS

[2:46 AM] reahidru: Yes

[2:46 AM] will: yus

[2:46 AM] tsiugnil: yusss

[2:46 AM] cloppyhooves: (This feels like MSPA more than the clopRPG I

was running)

[2:46 AM] cloppyhooves: (And shows you guys are absolutely crazy)

[2:46 AM] tsiugnil: (lul yup)

[2:46 AM] cloppyhooves: (but that's why I love you guys <3)

[2:46 AM] reahidru: You squat down near her crotchboobs

[2:46 AM] will: (whats mspa?)

[2:47 AM] cloppyhooves: (But I have no chance of catching up, so I'm

gonna sign off)

[2:47 AM] tsiugnil: (ms paint adventures)

[2:47 AM] lazeraze: (Is it normally this wierd or only when i'm

around?)

[2:47 AM] cloppyhooves: (MS Paint Adventure/Problem Sleuth)

[2:47 AM] cloppyhooves: (It isn't nomrally this weird)

[2:47 AM] will: coo' thx

[2:47 AM] cloppyhooves: (but yeah, that's enough distracting, good

night you guys!)

[2:47 AM] lazeraze: (Fuck year i'm important.)

[2:47 AM] reahidru: You begin massaging her nub

[2:47 AM] will: noice

[2:47 AM] tsiugnil: (cya cloppy!

[2:47 AM] lazeraze: (dueces)

[2:47 AM] will: (night night!)

[2:47 AM] equius_zahhak: [see ya]

[2:47 AM] cloppyhooves left the room.

[2:48 AM] will: are her crotch titty nipples getting hard yet?

[2:48 AM] tsiugnil: with your GROTESQUE PONY HANDS

[2:48 AM] reahidru: Boner level 12/10 Rank up:

[2:48 AM] will: gasp

[2:48 AM] tsiugnil: rub your FULL MAST in her plot crevice while you

massager her CLITORIS

[2:48 AM] tsiugnil: with your GROTESQUE PONY HANDS

[2:49 AM] reahidru: DISGUSTINGLY UNCOMFORTABLE POLE

[2:49 AM] will: dooo eeet

[2:49 AM] tsiugnil: TOO MANY LETTERS

[2:49 AM] reahidru: You rub your DUP along her crevice

[2:49 AM] tsiugnil: [thumbs up]

[2:49 AM] lazeraze: Second

[2:49 AM] reahidru: Oh Jegus, finally

[2:49 AM] reahidru: Again...

[2:50 AM] tsiugnil: is she stirring?

[2:50 AM] reahidru: You prod her opening more

[2:50 AM] will: noice

[2:50 AM] will: prod that shit

[2:50 AM] reahidru: you definitely heard something!

[2:50 AM] reahidru: You don't care though

[2:50 AM] tsiugnil: prod that hole as hard as you can!

[2:50 AM] lazeraze: How close are you?

[2:50 AM] reahidru: You prod that bitch like a farmer brands a cow

[2:51 AM] will: get some penetration actioh

[2:51 AM] will: really stick it deep in there

[2:51 AM] reahidru: You can't take it anymore

[2:51 AM] will: gasp

[2:51 AM] will: do you?

[2:51 AM] reahidru: You ram your DUP into her

[2:51 AM] reahidru: Your Waifu enters as well

[2:51 AM] tsiugnil: rub your GROTESQUE PONY HANDS on her DELICIOUS

XYLOPHONE

[2:52 AM] tsiugnil: while fucking her anally, of course

[2:52 AM] reahidru: You lean over her body and stimulate her cage

[2:52 AM] will: beuno beuno

[2:52 AM] tsiugnil: knead it

[2:52 AM] tsiugnil: knead it like dough

[2:53 AM] tsiugnil: like the dough Pinkie uses for her CUPCAKES

[2:53 AM] reahidru: The skin on her ribcage is too taught to knead!

[2:53 AM] equius_zahhak: grab hold of her hair and shake the wooz

outta her

[2:53 AM] tsiugnil: suck on her tail

[2:53 AM] reahidru: While fucking her you use your GROTESQUE PONY

HANDS to slap some more WOOZE out

[2:54 AM] reahidru: You suck on her tail for some reason

[2:54 AM] will: suck on her tail

[2:54 AM] will: LOL DO It

[2:54 AM] tsiugnil: suck harder

[2:54 AM] will: make that thing cum!

[2:54 AM] reahidru: BLUH BLUH this tastes terrible!

[2:54 AM] will: wait.. what?

[2:54 AM] tsiugnil: so her tail is down your throat

[2:54 AM] rarity_times_two: yum tail

[2:54 AM] will: (LOL)

[2:55 AM] reahidru: You keep sucking her tail anyway

[2:55 AM] reahidru: While fucking her

[2:55 AM] tsiugnil: WOOZE

[2:55 AM] reahidru: And slapping her with your GROTESQUE PONY HANDS

[2:55 AM] tsiugnil: and rubbing her DELICIOUS XYLOPHONE

[2:55 AM] equius_zahhak: push that grotesque meat log to warp 10

before your lvl 12 erection does you in

[2:55 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy WOOZE -94

[2:56 AM] reahidru: She starts to come around

[2:56 AM] will: you must warp 10

[2:56 AM] tsiugnil: what is her total WOOZE level?

[2:56 AM] will: like -40 at this point lol

[2:56 AM] reahidru: You canb't even begin to measure her WOOZE

[2:56 AM] reahidru: It's just ridiculous

[2:56 AM] reahidru: You can never hope to beat Fluttershy in a WOOZE

off

[2:56 AM] tsiugnil: is she still ZONED THE FUCK OUT?

[2:56 AM] reahidru: She's simply the best there is

[2:57 AM] tsiugnil: (I want to beat off Fluttershy's WOOZE...)

[2:57 AM] reahidru: She's now VERY DRAINED

[2:57 AM] will: cream pie

[2:57 AM] tsiugnil: keep at it

[2:57 AM] reahidru: You keep at it

[2:57 AM] equius_zahhak: filler up then!

[2:58 AM] will: no wait facial / mane shot

[2:58 AM] will: ftw

[2:58 AM] tsiugnil: no we need to cum in her lungs

[2:58 AM] reahidru: You're currently fucking Fluttershy with your

waifu impaled DUP

[2:58 AM] tsiugnil: CUM IN HER TASTY LUNGS

[2:58 AM] tsiugnil: AND THEN EAT THEM

[2:58 AM] equius_zahhak: cum down her throat then

[2:58 AM] reahidru: You're bucking faster and faster into her

[2:58 AM] lazeraze: Creme pie

[2:59 AM] reahidru: As she fades in and out of the WOOZISPHERE she

sometimes realizes what's happening

[2:59 AM] tsiugnil: oh no, she knows

[2:59 AM] tsiugnil: we have to eat her

[2:59 AM] reahidru: And let's out horrible gut wrenching moans

[2:59 AM] lazeraze: Not if I can help it!

[2:59 AM] reahidru: In fact, they're hardly moans at all

[3:00 AM] reahidru: More like Screams

[3:00 AM] tsiugnil: cum down her throat to silence her

[3:00 AM] rarity_times_two: yes

[3:00 AM] reahidru: But youreally donbn't care at this point

[3:00 AM] tsiugnil: but you want to do it anyway because that would

make the prank even better

[3:00 AM] lazeraze: You suddenly realise the oddity of the situation

you're in, you're in a lucid dream!

[3:00 AM] will: you just want to cum its time to blow all over this

pony

[3:00 AM] will: negative

[3:01 AM] lazeraze: (probably caused by a concusion from banging the

door)

[3:01 AM] equius_zahhak: do a acrobatick piruttte off the handle and

slam into her screming mouth

[3:01 AM] reahidru: You consider cumming into her mouth

[3:01 AM] lazeraze: Just a thought

[3:01 AM] reahidru: But... no

[3:01 AM] tsiugnil: we'll find out if it was a dream after we EAT HER

LUNGS

[3:01 AM] reahidru: You're not walking arounf this fucking couch one

more time

[3:01 AM] tsiugnil: then pull her down

[3:01 AM] tsiugnil: no walking required

[3:02 AM] reahidru: You fail to summon the urge to give a fuck

[3:02 AM] reahidru: You keep slamming away at her nethers

[3:02 AM] tsiugnil: [i think reahidru is getting tired]

[3:02 AM] will: ;)

[3:03 AM] tsiugnil: You can't remember whether you're fucking her in

the ass or vag

[3:03 AM] reahidru: The WOOZE has inhibitted you from cumming thus

far, but you're nearing your climax

[3:03 AM] equius_zahhak: [remember this whole thing started with

misenterpreted euphemism]

[3:03 AM] reahidru: You think it's her vag, but can't be sure

[3:03 AM] lazeraze: (If it is a dream you should gain insite on how

to fuck ponies better, thus increasing

[3:03 AM] lazeraze: you speech)

[3:03 AM] reahidru: You sure aren't stopping to find out

[3:04 AM] will: all you know if that your dick is about to explode

and you wanna find the best place to ha

[3:04 AM] tsiugnil: put one of your GROTESQU PONY HANDS in the other

whole (whichever it is)

[3:04 AM] tsiugnil: and wiggle it around

[3:04 AM] will: fist that shit

[3:04 AM] tsiugnil: this will stimulate you even more

[3:04 AM] tsiugnil: making it easier to cum

[3:04 AM] reahidru: ^You do all that

[3:05 AM] tsiugnil: [what was the euphemism again?]

[3:05 AM] equius_zahhak: [go exploring]

[3:05 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy's juices have soaked through your

Waifu's skin

[3:05 AM] reahidru: Cloth skin

[3:05 AM] will: noice

[3:06 AM] tsiugnil: suck on her tail harder as you reach your climax

(you're still sucking, right?!)

[3:06 AM] reahidru: The friction stimulates you like never before.

[3:06 AM] reahidru: Of course you're still sucking

[3:06 AM] reahidru: That never ceased to be a thing that was

happening

[3:06 AM] reahidru: >.>

[3:07 AM] lazeraze: Cum in her.

[3:07 AM] tsiugnil: Your DUP reaches 15/10,

[3:07 AM] reahidru: With one last burst of enery you hook your

GROTESQUE PONY HANDS around her back legs

[3:07 AM] equius_zahhak: release the motherload

[3:07 AM] tsiugnil: Waifu's canvas begins to stretch to the breaking

point

[3:07 AM] will: DO IT

[3:07 AM] will: UNLEASH THE KRAKEN

[3:08 AM] tsiugnil: WAIFU rips in half as your DUP reaches 20/10

[3:08 AM] reahidru: You need to decide where you want to shoot it

fast

[3:08 AM] reahidru: You're there

[3:08 AM] reahidru: It's time

[3:08 AM] tsiugnil: IN YOUR OWN MOUTH

[3:08 AM] will: asshole! asshole!

[3:08 AM] lazeraze: In da butt

[3:08 AM] equius_zahhak: ass

[3:08 AM] tsiugnil: in the butt and then suck it out

[3:08 AM] will: ftw

[3:08 AM] equius_zahhak: ^^

[3:09 AM] reahidru: In a moment of pure unabashed insanity you pull

your dick out of her vag and slam it into

[3:09 AM] reahidru: her bottom

[3:09 AM] reahidru: You release the fury of a thousand dtorms into

her colon

[3:09 AM] tsiugnil: WAIFU is still stuck in her vag

[3:10 AM] reahidru: Fluttershy is your mtronly freight train

[3:10 AM] lazeraze: >Wake up pitching a huge tent in fluttershys bed

with a wetspot near the tip.

[3:10 AM] tsiugnil: the cum froths up through her digestive tract

[3:10 AM] reahidru: And her gaping furnace hungers for coal

[3:10 AM] tsiugnil: some cum dribbles out her mouth

[3:10 AM] will: FTW

[3:10 AM] will: that was a blaster

[3:11 AM] rarity_times_two: wow

[3:11 AM] tsiugnil: [we can't be there yet, lazer, we have to finish]

[3:11 AM] will: (cannibals approacheth!)

[3:11 AM] reahidru: After what seems like hours you FINALLY have some

relief

[3:11 AM] tsiugnil: suck it out

[3:11 AM] lazeraze: >The walls start melting.

[3:11 AM] tsiugnil: SUCK IT OUT

[3:11 AM] reahidru: Boner level a very satisfacotry 1/10

[3:12 AM] tsiugnil: also, did her tail cum?

[3:12 AM] will: noice

[3:12 AM] will: uhm yus?

[3:12 AM] reahidru: You kneel down by her asshole

[3:12 AM] will: ass-shake!

[3:12 AM] reahidru: It's like looking into a quartz cavern

[3:12 AM] will: (LOLOL)

[3:12 AM] equius_zahhak: suck out evidence

[3:12 AM] tsiugnil: no one can know but you!

[3:13 AM] tsiugnil: you must get it all

[3:13 AM] reahidru: You form a seal on her gaping furnace with your

lips

[3:13 AM] reahidru: You inhale deeply

[3:13 AM] lazeraze: >accedently suck two hard and suck her lungs out.

[3:13 AM] tsiugnil: [lungs are in digestive tract]

[3:13 AM] will: butt vapors + your own brotein

[3:13 AM] will: +1

[3:13 AM] tsiugnil: [aren't* lol]

[3:13 AM] reahidru: Great waves of your own fluids rush into you

[3:14 AM] reahidru: You swallow them greedily

[3:14 AM] reahidru: Leave no trace

[3:14 AM] will: eww its all salty tasting

[3:14 AM] tsiugnil: you have to lick off the dribble near her mouth,

too

[3:14 AM] reahidru: You're so dehydrated you can't taste much of

anything

[3:15 AM] will: i think that load literally weighed like 2 pounds

[3:15 AM] reahidru: You walk around the couch one more goddamn time

[3:15 AM] equius_zahhak: suck precious moisture from fluttershy's

mouth

[3:15 AM] will: snowball that shit with her

[3:15 AM] reahidru: And clean Fluttershy's mouth

[3:15 AM] tsiugnil: suck on her tongue once more for old times sake

[3:15 AM] will: cum play

[3:15 AM] tsiugnil: do a little cum play

[3:15 AM] tsiugnil: then suck it off her tongue

[3:15 AM] lazeraze: [I came I mean We came]

[3:15 AM] reahidru: You spill what little of your seed you have left

in your mouth into hers

[3:16 AM] will: ftw

[3:16 AM] tsiugnil: woot!

[3:16 AM] reahidru: You proceed to suck on her now sticky tongue

[3:16 AM] lazeraze: Dueces for real this time-- also this better be a

dream--

[3:16 AM] lazeraze left the room.

[3:16 AM] tsiugnil: *squelch squelch*

[3:17 AM] will: *SQUELCH*

[3:17 AM] reahidru: You squelch

[3:17 AM] tsiugnil: (lol)

[3:17 AM] reahidru: You examine your utterly destoryed Waifu doll

[3:17 AM] tsiugnil: eat it to hide the evidence

[3:17 AM] reahidru: There's no way she's alive

[3:18 AM] reahidru: But...

[3:18 AM] reahidru: Wait...

[3:18 AM] will: gasp!

[3:18 AM] guest-100890 entered the room.

[3:18 AM] tsiugnil: oh no!

[3:18 AM] reahidru: You hear something from her chest cavity

[3:18 AM] guest-100890 changed nickname to lolwatdahek

[3:18 AM] equius_zahhak: gog

[3:18 AM] reahidru: You raise your wet sticky toy to your ear like a

child holds a seashell

[3:18 AM] tsiugnil: [greetings, lolwatdahek]

[3:19 AM] will: what do we hear?

[3:19 AM] tsiugnil: the ocean?

[3:19 AM] reahidru: A piercing shriek resonaters in yout mind

[3:19 AM] tsiugnil: LUNGS

[3:19 AM] reahidru: It's SCREAMS

[3:19 AM] reahidru: LUNGS

[3:19 AM] reahidru: LUNGS!

[3:20 AM] equius_zahhak: obey the TaxOverLords

[3:20 AM] reahidru: YOU MUST HAVE HER LUNGS!

[3:20 AM] lolwatdahek: FETUS

[3:20 AM] will: ^ no time for fetus

[3:20 AM] will: only time for lungs

[3:20 AM] tsiugnil: LUNGS

[3:20 AM] tsiugnil: EAT HER LUNGS

[3:20 AM] reahidru: You collapse to a heap on the ground

[3:20 AM] reahidru: And arise

[3:20 AM] lolwatdahek left the room.

[3:20 AM] equius_zahhak: suck the lungs out of her through her mouth

[3:20 AM] tsiugnil: fffffffuuuuuuuuuu

[3:20 AM] reahidru: A dark smile spreads across your face

[3:20 AM] will: like a bos

[3:21 AM] tsiugnil: knife

[3:21 AM] tsiugnil: chest

[3:21 AM] tsiugnil: puke up cum in chest

[3:21 AM] reahidru: You turn towards your gracious host

[3:21 AM] tsiugnil: eat lungs and cum soup

[3:21 AM] reahidru: Slowly, you drag yourself back over her

[3:21 AM] reahidru: Resting your head on her

[3:22 AM] reahidru: lungs

[3:22 AM] reahidru: Her soft precious lungs

[3:22 AM] reahidru: She smiles at you

[3:22 AM] reahidru: She's not so full of WOOZ now

[3:22 AM] equius_zahhak: the bloodhaze lifts

[3:23 AM] tsiugnil: no, it deepens

[3:23 AM] reahidru: She smiles at you with her bright green eyes and

rubs a hoof along your mane

[3:23 AM] will: awwww

[3:23 AM] tsiugnil: "That was the best fuck I've ever had"

[3:23 AM] reahidru: But you feel nothing

[3:23 AM] reahidru: But lust

[3:23 AM] reahidru: For her lungs

[3:23 AM] tsiugnil: Her pupils dilate fully

[3:23 AM] will: you wanna get greasy with those bitches

[3:23 AM] tsiugnil: so her eyes are entirely black

[3:24 AM] reahidru: Deep within you you feel a battle raging

[3:24 AM] reahidru: You are presented ewith one

[3:24 AM] tsiugnil: she opens her mouth and says "lungs"

[3:24 AM] reahidru: Last

[3:24 AM] equius_zahhak: among the whispers of the dark ones you have

a streigh thought

[3:24 AM] reahidru: Choice

[3:24 AM] equius_zahhak: what in the bloody fuck are taxes

[3:24 AM] reahidru: Eat her lungs? Y/N

[3:24 AM] tsiugnil: ^

[3:24 AM] equius_zahhak: n

[3:24 AM] tsiugnil: Y

[3:24 AM] will: n

[3:24 AM] tsiugnil: Y Y Y Y Y

[3:24 AM] will: go do taxes

[3:24 AM] tsiugnil: ):

[3:24 AM] reahidru: You stare into her eyes

[3:24 AM] will: and say

[3:25 AM] will: i'd love to do some taxes right now

[3:25 AM] tsiugnil: "taxes, what the fuck are they?"

[3:25 AM] reahidru: You look into her eyes and SAY

[3:25 AM] will: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[3:25 AM] reahidru: Wanna go exploring?

[3:25 AM] will: LOLOL

[3:25 AM] reahidru: The End

[3:25 AM] tsiugnil: lol wut

[3:25 AM] reahidru: We're fucking done

[3:25 AM] will: ta dah!

[3:26 AM] equius_zahhak: a masterpiece to withstand the ages

[3:26 AM] reahidru: Jesus fucking christ

[3:26 AM] tsiugnil: they will make movies of it

[3:26 AM] tsiugnil: and show it on broadway

[3:26 AM] guest-101000 entered the room.

[3:26 AM] reahidru: That took like 2 hours

[3:26 AM] will: i really hope not

[3:26 AM] will: lol yeah even a little more i think

[3:26 AM] guest-101000 changed nickname to outtaspec

[3:26 AM] equius_zahhak: that was the weirdest most awesome thing i

have ever participaed in

[3:26 AM] tsiugnil: yeah, it's 1.5 hrs after i said i was gonna leave

[3:26 AM] tsiugnil: but i stayed for the fun

[3:26 AM] reahidru: Outtaspec you missed

[3:26 AM] outtaspec: evening all!

[3:26 AM] reahidru: the

[3:26 AM] reahidru: best

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[3:27 AM] reahidru: thing

[3:27 AM] tsiugnil: i was laughing and crying at the same time for so

much of that

[3:27 AM] outtaspec: Aww nuts.

[3:27 AM] will: was certainly pretty lulzy

[3:27 AM] rarity_times_two: awesome

[3:27 AM] reahidru: I'm copying this shit

[3:27 AM] will: mi'se well

[3:27 AM] outtaspec: I went to pick up a microphone. Dumb microphone

[3:27 AM] reahidru: Two hours worth of impriv? Yeah, I'm logging that

[3:27 AM] tsiugnil: I was really hoping for lungs >:

[3:28 AM] reahidru: Eat her lung Y/N?

[3:28 AM] equius_zahhak: we can do gore next time?

[3:28 AM] will: agreed

[3:28 AM] will: next time = guro ponies

[3:28 AM] tsiugnil: turn clopclop into mylittlenosleep

[3:28 AM] reahidru: Gore instead of clop?

[3:28 AM] tsiugnil: can't have both?

[3:28 AM] reahidru: Sure

[3:28 AM] equius_zahhak: clop with a side order of gore

[3:28 AM] outtaspec: I'll have to sit that one out

[3:28 AM] reahidru: I thought this was kinda gory

[3:29 AM] will: i feels ya

[3:29 AM] reahidru: What with the death by cock impalement

[3:29 AM] tsiugnil: if this is posted, will it be on clopclop or

mylittlenosleep?

[3:29 AM] reahidru: Clopclop

[3:29 AM] will: +1

[3:29 AM] outtaspec: was the last one posted?

[3:29 AM] tsiugnil: should xpost

[3:29 AM] tsiugnil: yeah, i posted it

[3:30 AM] outtaspec: how the hell did I miss it?

[3:30 AM] tsiugnil: http://redd.it/ley7b

[3:30 AM] tsiugnil: that's the last one

[3:30 AM] equius_zahhak: what happened last time, i missed it

[3:31 AM] will: well boys

[3:31 AM] tsiugnil: awesome happened

[3:31 AM] tsiugnil: but it was all clop