"12. The Rip-Off"



idk, sum of those just look like ~~homages 2 me

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No, that's The Accidental Husband with Javier Downey Morgan and Colin Firth.

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lolol javier downey morgan.

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Loved the ending scene though. Thought it was sweet.

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Lord of War is one of the coolest movie posters imo.

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Truer list never created.

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This is Illuminati shit for reals..

they're controlling the world!!!

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MTE

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Ikr, this is the best shit ever

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Tilda is a goddess and can do no wrong

of course

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thats all that needs to be said about this post.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

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MTE

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most important part of this post

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Best part tbh

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This. I love the OP's appreciation of Tilda Swinton.

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lmfaoooooooo. what in the kleptonce hell?

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Always read the line under the quotes praising the movie, sometimes it is some random no name paper or website. Or they're all from one.

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I swear I saw one on tv once and the quote source was "Sarah from Myspace" but nobody believes me =(

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omg lmfao

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I saw one from a random Twitter account! So I believe you.

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I think it was a canadian movie. all the comments were from social networking sites.

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lmao i remember this actually

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This might be it http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009-03-05/several-anonymous-canadians-agree-omg-joshua-jackson-is-awesome/

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Yes! this is why I hate it when some movie adverts use quotes but don't put the source.

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yeah, it's usually some random radio station in Minnesota or something..

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I love misquotes / taking critics quotes out of context the best.

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The best is when they take one sentence from a scathing review and pass it off as positive critical acclaim in the ads.

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The adverts for 'One Day' here are hilarious. They use no names and a lot of ellipses.

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I always think about the quotes or words used being taken out of context like "a rip-roaring movie....but essentially a pile of crap" and they only use the first part. Idk, bad example but it always makes me laugh.

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very no-name critics will rave about a shitty movie in order to get their name on a poster or commercial.

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floating heads in movie posters kill me

i always lol when i see them

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for my daughters first communion pics i had the photographers put in a floating jesus head for the lulz.

my parents werent amused

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Blue/orange shit is all over this post and so goddamn noticable.



It's pretty amazing to see the similar posters all together. The giant heads/tiny people thing is probably what annoys me the most.

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According to this, I am apparently a sucker for black/orange & run for your life type films. I don't mind.

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big heads/little ppl on beach sucks me in. every time.



so does the bed.

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This is a good list

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lol the head clouds one always make lol because there's a picture of my dad like that except his head is floating over a tiny him golfing

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loool

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hahaha omg.

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LOOOOL

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lmao

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POST IT

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SECONDED

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I would but I'm at my dorm and its at home 2 hours away :/

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I really want to see this now.

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I'm picturing it and laughing sfm rn

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whoah, i never thought about posters this way. woww

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lol I love this list.

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i love this movie sm

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Omg

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LMAOOO

subtle~

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SMH

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What's hilarious is that Mae should be the one with the pale skin and amber eyes, since she preyed upon Caleb.



That new cover worked, though. I've found Twilight fans who completely fell in love with Near Dark.

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I love Near Dark! :D

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lol

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Dead @ them making the new cover all Twilight-esque. Barf.



The original is amazing, just like the movie.

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lol what

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WTF I can't buy this shit.

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what a fucking awesome movie

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Buffy movie BD release did the same thing:



LMAO...themovie BD release did the same thing:

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the absolute WORST is blurry face

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that is some basic-ass font

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mte

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