Life turned into a hurricane

Here in America

Health care, taxes, budget

It's a mess!

Might screw over

Your own voters!



You are screwed!

You have more people in jail

Than China! boo-oo!

And the largest debt

In the world!



D-d-d-danger! Look before you!

Global Warming will whip us out

What to do, just start listing to...



Scientist!

Military interventions

Everywhere!

Even though it has been proven

Over and Over!



That they don't work and only make

Thing worse! boo-oo



P.S: Man am I glad to live in Germany!