When reason, logic and actual arguments fail, what can we rely on to maintain our homophobia? Here to help the confused homophobe are a group of Lebanese homophobes – the best kind of homophobes. When the Facebook page “Lebanese Memes” posted an image of Lebanese LGBT NGO “Helem” (Dream in Arabic) at a Gay Pride Parade in Canada, the best kind of homophobes came out to say the darndest things.

The one who threatens, with commas:

Walid Sassia: let them stay abroad ,better for them,

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The Statesman:

Bader Samir Bader: It’s not acceptable and unnatural!!

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The Landscape Protector:

Karim A-w: 5allikon bi canada ma badna hek manazir bi lebnen

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“stay in Canada we don’t want such ‘scenery’ in Lebanon”

The Word Inventor:

Hussein Kanaan: All religions forbids gayism yet there are gays in this country

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The Word Eater:

Bob Tahan Sti: We dont those people in lebanon

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The Political Theorist:

Mohammad Ayoub: Bitch pleaaaase…. first lets accept people from another sect…. ba3daaaaaaaaaain mne7ki 3an l gays wel lesbians

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“Bitch please, first let’s accept people from another sect, then let’s talk about gays and lesbians”

(not technically homophobic, still funny)

The one who’s Right or What??????:

Mohammad Ukmn: God said: Adam and Eve … not Adam and Peter !!! right or what ??????

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The one who hates Steve:

Rami Sakr: I think it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

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The one who is disgusted:

Zainab Omais 3asha Allah araf! Its not acceptable!

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“araf = disgusting”

The Islamic Prophet:

Nadim Awd استغفر الله

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“literally: I seek forgiveness of Allah”

The Nostradamus:

Sadek Osman: Li 3m ydef3 3anon… nchalah ytla3lo walad mnon. 5alina nchuf chu ya y7ki wa2ta

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“Those who are defending them… I hope that you get one of them [as a child], we’ll see who will talk then”

The one who is suspicious:

Ibrahim Bitar Is the admin gay ???? That’s y he wants all of us join the community

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The one who doesn’t know it’s 2013:

Omar Take l2n hayda she mano ma2bol be mojtama3na w wala momken ana e2balo w ma 7ada y2ele serna bel 2014 l2n hayda habal ele beshof ta7ador eno ne2bal hek she

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“because this is not acceptable in society and never would I accept it and no one tell me that it’s 2014 because this is stupidity and something about civilization and unacceptable again”

The Lebanese-American who is us:

Ibrahim Bitar: I am Lebanese American bass that’s fucked up what u posted that’s not us

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The Yayy and NO:

Jad Hamdan Yaaay shoufe ebne kif gay w 3am yemshe bi canada…

Yaaay hayda khaye layko ma ajmalo houwe w gay…

No they cant do whatever they want NO.

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“Yayyy look my son is gay and how he’s walking in Canada…

Yayyy that’s my brother look how handsome he is while being gay…”

The Oxygen protector:

Olivier Haddad Saraha masrouf oxygene 3al fadeh

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“honestly they’re a waste of oxygen”

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