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The Bledisloe, Quad-Nations and the World Cup are all but guaranteed now for the Wallabies after Rugby Australia’s CEO Ralene Castle resigned overnight.

In what’s being heralded as a great success for the code, the besieged Castle finally gave into the grey tide of the board – who wrote to the Kiwi explained they’d lost their confidence in her.

Cries of ‘huzzah!’ could be heard in every exclusively leafy enclave between Mosman to Mosman Park.

“This is a new era,” said one poorly-build private schoolboy to The Advocate today.

Alistair David-Fraser sat down with our reporter this morning at opposite ends of a picnic table in Betoota Grove – our town’s leafiest and most exclusive enclave.

“You bet I was one of those blokes standing at the end of my driveway this morning – screaming ‘huzzah!’ repeatedly at the top of my lungs,” he said.

He was wearing a medium pastel-coloured Ralph Lauren polo shirt. It was clear to our reporter that he would’ve been more comfortable in a large. Alistair was constantly pulling on the front of his shirt.

“Don’t get me wrong, I gave Raelene the benefit of the doubt, I really did,”

“Hey? Hey, where are you going?”

Our reporter decided he didn’t want to listen to Alistair anymore and left.

More to come.





