[bell rings] - [crying] - CARTMAN, DUDE,WHAT'S WRONG? - NOTHING.JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, OKAY? - DUDE, YOU'VE BEENSITTING AT YOUR LOCKER CRYING SINCE LUNCH BREAK. SOMETHING'S GOING ON. - IT'S JUST--THAT ESSAYTHAT GARRISON ASSIGNED US. - "WHAT I WANNA BEWHEN I GROW UP?" - I DON'T LIKE THINKING ABOUTWHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP, ALL RIGHT?[sobbing] - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE WHEN I GROW UP,I WANNA BE SOMETHING THAT I KNOWI CAN NEVER BE, STAN. - CARTMAN, TELL US. - UGH. I WANNA BEA NASCAR DRIVER, OKAY? WHEN I SEETHE CAR RACES ON TV, THOSE LOUD ENGINESAND PEELING WHEELS, IT'S SO COOL.[sobbing continues] - WELL, CARTMAN,IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE NASCAR WHEN YOU GROW UP, YOU CAN. - OH, RIGHT. SOMEONE LIKE MECAN BE A NASCAR DRIVER. LOOK AT ME! YOU REALLY THINKSOMEONE LIKE THIS CAN EVER BECOME AN AWESOME,FAMOUS NASCAR DRIVER? - AW. CARTMAN, YOU CAN CHANGE THINGSABOUT YOURSELF. - NO, I CAN'T.I'LL ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS. - DUDE, NO,YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. - COME ON, YOU GUYS.I HAVE TO FACE FACTS. NASCAR IS ONLY FOR POORAND STUPID PEOPLE. I DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.[sobbing continues] - WHAT? - I'M NOT POORAND STUPID ENOUGH TO DO NASCAR AND I NEVER WILL BE. - DUDE, I DON'T THINK JUST POOR AND STUPID PEOPLELIKE NASCAR. - OH, REALLY?HEY--HEY, KENNY! - HUH?- YOU LOVE NASCAR, HUH? - [muffled] YEAH, DUDE,I LOVE NASCAR! - YOU SEE? I TOLD YOU GUYS!WHAT'S THE USE? IT'S JUST--IT'S HOPELESS! - CARTMAN, YOU ARE POORAND YOU ARE STUPID. - I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TOMAKE ME FEEL BETTER, KYLE, BUT A RICH SMART KIDHAS NO PLACE ON A RACETRACK. - DUDE, YOU ARE SO RETARDED! - THANKS, STAN,BUT EVEN IF I WAS, I'D STILL BE TOO RICH. - HOW ARE YOU RICH? YOUR MOM PAYSFOR EVERYTHING. - YOU GUYS REALLY THINKI COULD DO THIS, DON'T YOU? YOU REALLY BELIEVE IN ME. - I BELIEVE THAT YOU'REA BROKE, IGNORANT, IDIOT! - THEN MAYBE I CANMAKE MYSELF BELIEVE IT, TOO. THANKS, YOU GUYS.I'M GONNA GO CHASE A DREAM.

- BUTTERS, THE GUYSHAVE BEEN TALKING TO ME, AND, WELL, THEY'VE GOT MEPRETTY PUMPED UP. I'M PSYCHED, BUTTERS. I'M ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING BIGAND I'M PSYCHED! - OKAY! - BUT I'M GONNA NEEDYOUR HELP. CAN YOU GET PSYCHED?YOU GONNA GET PSYCHED UP? - YEAH, I'M PSYCHED! - GET REALLY PSYCHED UP,BUTTERS! - I'M REALLY PSYCHED! YEAH, YEAH.LET'S DO THIS! ALL RIGHT, I'M PUMPED!I'M PSYCHED! - I'M GOING TO BECOMEA NASCAR DRIVER, BUTTERS. I'M GOING FOR THE GOLD. - NA-NASCAR? - I KNOW, I'M NOTPOOR AND STUPID ENOUGH, BUT I CAN CHANGE THAT,BUTTERS. HERE. I WANT YOU TO TAKEALL MY MONEY. EVERY BIT OF IT, BUTTERS. $58.32. - YOU'RE GIVIN' AWAYALL YOUR MONEY? - JUST GET RID OF IT,BUTTERS. DON'T TELL MEWHERE YOU SPEND IT, AND DON'T EVER LET MEHAVE IT BACK. FROM THIS MOMENT ON,I AM POOR...LIKE KENNY. - YOU SURE YOU WANT TODO THIS? - I TOLD YOUI'M SERIOUS, BUTTERS. THIS IS MY SHOT. I'M GONNA GET AS POORAND STUPID AS I POSSIBLY CAN. - ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,WE WANNA THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUTAND SUPPORTING NASCAR. - [muffled] YEAH! SO COOL! - NOW, WHO'S READYFOR SATURDAY'S BIG RACE? [crowd cheering]- WOO-HOO! - WE ARE REALLY EXCITEDTO BE PART OF THE FASTEST GROWING SPORTIN AMERICA! [cheering]- WOO-HOO! - NOW I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,BUT I AM THRILLED TO WATCH NASCARFINALLY BECOMING A RECOGNIZED AS A RESPECTED,LEGITIMATE SPORT! - YEAH! YEAH! [cheering continues] - HELLO! EXCUSE ME! I KNOW THAT YOU NASCAR PEOPLEDON'T HAVE VERY MUCH. SO I WENT OUTAND BOUGHT YOU ALL $58 WORTH OF CANNED FOOD ANDBLANKETS. YOU'RE WELCOME. HEH! I HELPED THE NEEDY!

IT IS RAININGCATS AND DOGS OUTSIDE. MOSTLY CATS.[canned laughter] I JUST WISH I HAD BROUGHTAN UMBRELLA. - HEY, ERIC!- AH, BUTTERS! DID YOU GIVE AWAYALL MY MONEY? - YUP! YOU DON'T HAVEA PENNY LEFT! YOU'RE POOR AS SHIT. HOW COMEYOU'RE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN? - I NEED TO GET STUPID,BUTTERS. I'M GETTING ALL THE BLOODTO RUSH TO MY HEAD AND WATCHING A MARATHONOF TWO AND A HALF MEN. - HEY, THAT'S A HOT GIRLOVER THERE. [snickers] - SURE, SHE'S HOT.SHE'S WEARING A SWEATER! [faint chuckle] - UGH. - FEEL STUPID YET?- NOT YET. - WHEN A WOMAN ISN'TFEELING HER FRESHEST, SHE TURNS TO VAGISIL. - OH, GOD DAMN IT.ANOTHER VAGISIL COMMERCIAL? - TO STOP FEMININE ITCHINGAND RELIEVE VAGINAL ODORS. - FUCKING GROSS! - ALL THOSE LADIESHAVE STINKY VAGINAS? - IF YOU DEVELOP AN ALLERGICREACTION, SEE YOUR DOCTOR. IN SOME CASES, VAGISIL CAN LEADTO SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS. FOR THE FRESHEST,CLEANEST FEMININE AREA... - WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!DID YOU HEAR THAT? [DVR beeping] IN SOME CASES,VAGISIL CAN LEAD TO SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS. OH, MY GOD, BUTTERS.WE NEED VAGISIL. - VAGISIL,VAGISIL MAXIMUM STRENGTH, VAGISIL WASH,VAGISIL MEDICATED WIPES. - GEE WHIZ!THERE'S VAGI-EVERYTHINGS! - WHICH ONE DO I USETO KILL BRAIN CELLS? WELL, JUST BUY ME ONE OFEACH OF THEM, BUTTERS. - I'M BUYING? - I'M TOTALLY POOR, BUTTERS.DID YOU FORGET? - BUT I-I DIDN'T BRINGANY MONEY. I DIDN'T KNOWI HAD TO BUY VAGISIL. - GOD DAMN IT, BUTTERS! ALL RIGHT, JUST--JUST KEEP A LOOKOUT. I'LL TRY IT HERE. LOOK THAT WAY, MAKE SURETHE CASHIER DOESN'T SEE ME. [smacking lips, gulping] THERE. OKAY. IS ANYBODY COMING? - NO, YOU'RE GOOD. - OH, OKAY, NOW... - LITTLE BOY,WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - OH, MY GOD, BUTTERS! I FEEL KIND OF STUPID! - REALLY?- YES! YES, I'M FEELINGTOTALLY STUPID RIGHT NOW! - THAT WAS FAST! - GRAB WHAT YOU CANAND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. I'M READY. [dramatic music]

[engines revving] - WE ARE JUST SECONDS AWAY FROM THE STARTOF THE DENVER 300! - EXCUSE ME! MR. EVANS, SIR? YOUR--YOUR WIFEIS ON THE PHONE. SHE JUST GOT RAPED.- WHAT? - YEAH, SHE GOT RAPED A LOT, AND YOU GOTTA TALK TO HER. - OH, MY GOD! - SWEET!NICE WORK, BUTTERS. NOW GO BE MY SPOTTERSO WE CAN WIN THIS THING. - ERIC, ARE YOU SUREYOU CAN DO THIS? [smacking lips] - DON'T WORRY, BUTTERS,I'M TOTALLY POOR AND STUPID. I'M READY FOR NASCAR. - LET THE RACE BEGIN! - LET'S GO NASCAR! I'M NOT MOVING, BUTTERS. - I THINK YOU GOTTA PRESSTHE GAS PEDAL. - WHAT'S THAT?- THERE'S LIKE A LONG PEDAL ON THE FLOORBY YOUR RIGHT FOOT. - OH, OKAY. [tires squealing] LET'S GO NASCAR! - IT LOOKS LIKETHE DALE EVANS' CAR IS GOING THE WRONG WAY! - COOL, NASCAR! SWEET! [crowd gasps] - AAH! - OH, FUCK MY ASS! - ERIC?

ALL THE EFFORT I PUT IN, I STILL WASN'T POORAND STUPID ENOUGH TO WIN. - ERIC, YOU WERE AS POORAND STUPID AS YOU COULD BE. - DON'T YOU GET IT, BUTTERS? IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPENFOR ME! THOSE PEOPLE ARE WAY MORE POORAND STUPID THAN I'LL EVER BE! I MIGHT AS WELL KILL MYSELF. - ERIC! DON'T EVERTALK LIKE THAT! - I'VE GIVEN AWAYALL MY MONEY, DRANK ENOUGH VAGISIL TO KILLEVERY BRAIN CELL I HAVE, BUT IT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH! - ALL RIGHT, ERIC,WE GOT THE X-RAYS BACK. - HOW BAD IS IT, DOCTOR? - HE HAS TWO FRACTURED RIBS,A BROKEN FEMUR, TORN LIGAMENTSIN BOTH KNEES, AND A LEVEL TWO CONCUSSION. HE ALSO APPEARSTO BE DEVELOPING THREE SMALL VAGINASIN HIS STOMACH, BUT THEY AREALL SPARKLING CLEAN. - WELL, AT LEASTTHERE'S THAT. - JUST PULL THE PLUG ON ME,DOCTOR. I DON'T WANT TO LIVELIKE THIS. - YOU AREN'T ON LIFE SUPPORT. PULLING A PLUGWOULDN'T DO ANYTHING. - OH, DONKEY BALLS. - YOU ARE LUCKYTO BE ALIVE, YOUNG MAN. SNEAKING ONTOA NASCAR RACETRACK AND HIJACKING A CARFOR A JOYRIDE. THAT HAS GOT TO BETHE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARDOF A KID DOING. - THANKS, DOC,BUT YOU AREN'T GOING TO MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER. - NO, REALLY. OF ALL THE IDIOTIC, DUMB WAYS I'VE SEEN KIDSINJURE THEMSELVES, YOURS TAKES THE RETARD CAKE! - DID YOU HEAR THAT, ERIC? SEE? YOU ARE REALLY STUPID. - COULD IT BEI ONLY LOST THE RACE BECAUSE I SOMEHOW WASN'TPOOR ENOUGH? - IT HAS TO BE, ERIC. - [grunting] - ERIC, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - GET ME MY COAT, BUTTERS. WE'RE GONNA TRYTHIS THING AGAIN.

NEXT ON FOX 11 NEWS,ARE NASCAR FANS STUPID? SOME PEOPLEARE STARTING TO WONDER AFTER A NASCAR FANAPPARENTLY GOT HIGH ON VAGISIL AND SNUCK ONTO THE TRACKKILLING 11 PEOPLE. - TOM, THE NASCAR FANGOT INTO A CAR HERE ON SUNDAY AND CRASHED IN THE LAKEBEHIND ME. HE WAS LATER FOUNDTO HAVE INGESTED THIS, MAXIMUM STRENGTH VAGISIL, AND ALSOVAGISIL MEDICATED WIPES, MAKING NASCAR FANSLOOK PRETTY STUPID, TOM. - [muffled] NO! NASCAR FANS AREN'T STUPID.CARTMAN IS! - THE NASCAR FAN VOWSHE WILL TRY TO DO IT AGAIN, BUT THAT THIS TIME,HE'LL WIN. - [muffled ranting]

[suspenseful music] ♪ - OH, HEY, KENNY!- [muffled] - COME IN, DUDE, I WANNA SHOWYOU WHAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON! CHECK IT OUT! I THOUGHT I COULD JUST GIVEALL MY MONEY AWAY AND BE AS POORAS YOUR FAMILY, BUT THEN I REALIZED,WHAT DO POOR PEOPLE DO? BUY THINGS EVEN THOUGHTHEY DON'T HAVE MONEY BY GOING OUT AND PURCHASINGTHINGS THAT ARE 0% DOWN AND NO PAYMENTSFOR TWO YEARS! THAT'S HOW YOU PEOPLE STAY POORFOREVER! AM I RIGHT?THAT'S IT, RIGHT? - [muffled] - KENNY, I'M JUST TRYING TOGET GOOD AT NASCAR. - [muffled] BEING POORHAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NASCAR! - HEY, I LOVE NASCARJUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO! - [muffled] - OH, IT'S SO EASY FOR YOU,ISN'T IT, KENNY? I'VE HAD TO BECOME POORALL ON MY OWN, YOU KNOW? I WASN'T BORN WITHA PLASTIC SPOON IN MY MOUTH. - [muffled] WHAT? - I'VE HAD TO GO BUY STUFFWITH 0% DOWN AND NO PAYMENTS FOR TWO YEARS MYSELF. I DIDN'T HAVE PARENTS TO GODO IT FOR ME LIKE YOU DO. LOOK, KENNY--KENNY.WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING. WE BOTH LOVE NASCARAND WE'RE BOTH POOR AS SHIT. - UH, EXCUSE ME.ERIC CARTMAN? - YEAH.- MY NAME IS GEOFF HAMMIL. I'M THE FOUNDERAND C.E.O. OF VAGISIL. - UH-OH. - YOUNG MAN,YOUR NASCAR STUNT HAS BROUGHT A LOTOF ATTENTION TO VAGISIL, AND HONESTLY...I DON'T KNOWHOW TO THANK YOU. OUR SALES ARE UP AND WOMENARE FINALLY REALIZING THAT THEIR FEMININE ODORCAN BE TREATED. I FIRST CREATED VAGISILFOR MY WIFE, PATTY. SHE'S MY MUSE, MY FLAME. WE REALIZE THAT NASCAR CAN DOA LOT FOR PRODUCT RECOGNITION. AND SO, VAGISILHAS A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU. - OH, SWEET! NO WAY!THIS IS SO TITS! - VAGISIL WOULD LIKE YOU TOREPRESENT US IN THE NEXT NASCAR RACE. - DUDE, CHECK IT OUT KENNY! MY VERY OWN NASCAR! - [muffled] - AND WE'VE MODIFIEDTHE COCKPIT TO BE OPERATED PROPERLYBY A CHILD. - OH, COOL, HUH, KENNY? [imitating engine noise] I GOT A NASCAR, KENNY!SO AWESOME, HUH, KENNY?

WHERE THE DRIVERS OF SATURDAY'SRACE ARE GEARING UP AND TAKING QUESTIONSFROM REPORTERS. - SO WHAT'S YOUR GUYS' TAKEON THE TRACK HERE? ANY CONCERNS? - WELL, I THINKIT'S A FINE TRACK. YOU KNOW, THE TECHS HAVE DONEA REALLY GOOD JOB OF MAKING SURE THE BANKSARE GRAFTED DOWN TO THE RIGHT SPECS AND THERESHOULDN'T BE ANY PROBLEM-- - YEAH, WE LIKETHE TRACK, YUP. WE GOT GRAFTED BANKSAND SPECS. IT'S LIKE AN OVAL,SO WE'RE GONNA DRIVE STRAIGHT AND THEN WE'RE GONNA BETURNIN' TO THE LEFT. - UH, THEY'RE SAYINGHOT WEATHER TOMORROW. ANY CONCERNS ABOUT RESTRICTORPLATE OR BRAKE FADE PROBLEMS? - OF COURSE, ANY TIME YOU'REDEALING WITH HIGH HUMIDITY AND TEMPERATURES YOU NEED TOCOMPENSATE YOUR BRAKE FLUID, BUT THE PLATES THEMSELVES-- - COMPENSATE YER BRAKE FLUIDAND GET YER-- GET YER BRAKE WORKINGSO YOU CAN STOP SOMETIMES. - EXCUSE ME, WHO IS THIS KID?IS HE EVEN A DRIVER? - OOOH, BRING IT ON,EARNHARDT! YOU SCARED OF THE COMPETITION? I'M JUST AS POORAND STUPID AS YOU! I'M GONNA DRIVEAND I'M GONNA GO FAST AND I'M GONNA TURNTO THE LEFT SOMETIMES! - CAN WE JUST GET BACK TOTHE SUBJECT OF RACING, PLEASE? - OHO, BRING IT ON, DANICA,YOU DUMB BITCH. THINK I CAN'T STEER LEFTBETTER THAN YOU? - YOU SEEMEDREALLY STUPID, ERIC! - THANKS, B-BUDS. I REALLY THINK I CAN HOLD MY OWNAGAINST THESE GUYS. LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THATJIMMIE JOHNSON GUY, THOUGH. HE SEEMS DUMBER THAN SPIT. AND THAT DANICA PATRICK CHICK? WHEW! WE'RE GONNA NEED TOGET EVEN POORER AND STUPIDER, BUTTERS--BOTH OF US.

- ALL RIGHT, FROM THE NFL WE NOW TURN TO THE WORLDOF NASCAR. PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T SUREWHAT TO THINK OF NASCAR ARE MORE SURE TODAYAFTER A NASCAR DRIVER RELEASED BIGOTED AND IGNORANTSTATEMENTS ON HIS PODCAST. - [coughs] ALL RIGHT,WHAT'S UP NASCAR FANS? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YA'LL, BUT THIS PRESIDENT OBAMA ISPISSIN' ME OFF. SO I'M GONNA DO SOME DIPAND SPEAK MY MIND. TODAY I'M GONNA BE DIPPIN'... VAGISIL REGULAR STRENGTHANTI-ITCH CREAM. OH, YEAH. YEAH, THAT'SA BIG DIGGER RIGHT THERE. SO I'M PRETTY PISSED OFFAT WHAT I FOUND OUT. I FOUND THIS OBAMAWANTS TO PUT A BIGGER TAX ON GASOLINE. WHAT THE FUCKIS UP WITH THAT? THAT'S FUCKING GAY. AND HE'S FUCKING GAYAS HELL. Y'ALL KNOWMY PIT BOSS, BUTTERS. - OBAMA'S FUCKING GAY. - HE'S FUCKING GAY AS HELL. - PISSES ME OFF. - SO Y'ALL BE SURE TOCATCH US IN OUR NEXT RACE. WE'RE ABOUT AS POOR AND STUPIDAS THEY FUCKING COME, SO COME DOWN AND CHEER FOR USAT NASCAR ON SATURDAY. OBAMA'S GAY AS HELL! - WELL, IF YOU ASK ME,THAT'S ALL THE PROOF WE NEED THAT NASCAR REALLY IS JUSTFOR THE POOR AND THE STUPID. - [muffled]

♪ - THE STAGE IS SETFOR WHAT COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT RACEOF THE NASCAR YEAR. - LOTS OF SPECULATIONAND INTEREST IN THE VAGISIL CAR,DRIVEN BY ERIC CARTMAN. WE'RE JOINED NOWBY THE INVENTOR AND OWNER OF VAGISIL,GEOFF HAMMIL. - THANK YOU, CHRIS. - GEOFF, WHY DID YOU DECIDE TOSPONSOR A NASCAR DRIVER? - VAGISIL IS VERY EXCITED TO BE PART OF THE NASCARPHENOMENON, CHRIS. YOU KNOW,I FIRST CREATED VAGISIL TO TRY AND HELPMY WIFE, PATTY. SHE IS MY MUSE, MY FLAME. WHEREVER PATTY GOES,HER SMILE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM. HER VAGINA, ON THE OTHER HAND,CLEARS THE ROOM AND MAKES IT UNINHABITABLEFOR WEEKS. - OKAY. WELL, THE RACEIS ABOUT TO START, SO WHY DON'T WE KICK IT BACKDOWN TO THE TRACK? - GENTLEMEN,START YOUR ENGINES! [crowd cheering] - ALL RIGHT, START YER ENGINES.WHAT'S THAT MEAN? - THAT MEANS YOU FLIPTHE SWITCH THAT SAYS "ENGINE!" IS HE STUPID OR WHAT? - YEAH, HE'S A CHAMPION,ALL RIGHT! - CHECK YOUR BAG,PLEASE, SIR. NO, NO. SEE THIS WON'T DO. YOU CAN'T BRING A SNIPER RIFLEONTO THE TRACK. - [muffled] AW, COME ON! - LOOK, NASCAR IS TRYING TOCHANGE ITS IMAGE. IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT AREGIVING NASCAR A BAD NAME. - [muffled]

[dramatic music] - THE DRIVERS ARESLOWLY HEADIN' OUT TO FOLLOW THE PACE CAR. - I'M GONNA PRESS THE GAS PEDALAND I'M GONNA GO FORWARD. NASCAR! YEAH! - THIS IS JUST THE PACE LAP.YOU DON'T GO FULL SPEED YET! - YEAH, JUST A PACE LAP. I'M GONNA HIT THE--HIT THE BRAKE. - WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU DOING? - FUCK YOU,DANICA PATRICK! YOU AIN'T HALF AS DUMB AS ME! GAS PEDAL! - OH, SON OF A BITCH! - WOO-WEE!AIN'T NOBODY CAN STOP ME! - AND IT LOOKS LIKETHE VAGISIL CAR HAS ALREADY CLIPPEDTWO OTHER DRIVERS AND TAKEN THEMOUT OF THE RACE. - YEAH, THE OTHER DRIVERS ARE NOT GOING TO BEHAPPY ABOUT THIS. WHAT DO YOU THINK,MR. HAMMIL? - VAGISIL IS A COMPANY THAT REALLY STANDS BEHINDITS PRODUCT, CHRIS. WE WANT WOMEN TO KNOWTHAT VAGISIL IS EFFECTIVE. SAFE FOR USE EVERY DAY--EVERY DAY! EVERY. DAY. AND AVAILABLE NATIONWIDE.

- CAREFUL UP HEREABOUT 100 YARDS, ERIC. THERE'S A WRECKED CARON THE RIGHT SIDE. YOU'RE GONNA WANNA WATCHFOR IT, YOU HEAR? - OH, YEAH, I SEE IT.- AAH! - YOU SEE THAT? DANICA PATRICKTRIED TO GET IN MY WAY. THAT PISSES OFF. - THAT'S FUCKING GAY AS HELL. - OOP, I'M COMIN' UPON THAT TURN THINGY AGAIN. I GOTS TA STEER LEFT! [people screaming] - RUN! - GET OUT OF THE WAY,YOU IDIOTS. I'M TRYIN' TO WINTHIS DAMN THING. - THERE YOU GO.YOU'RE BACK ON THE TRACK. - I'M BACK ON THE TRACK! - WHAT THE--KENNY? WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING? - [muffled] - GET OFF MY CAR, KENNY! - [muffled] - OH, MAN! NOW OUR FRIEND KENNY'STRYIN' TO BREAK THE WINDSHIELD. AIN'T THAT JUST GAY AS HELL. - AAH! - WE'RE TRADIN' PAINT! OH, IT'S SO EASY FOR YOU,ISN'T IT, KENNY? I HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF! - [muffled]I FUCKING HATE YOU. - SORRY, DUDE,I'M WINNING THIS RACE... WITH THE BRAKE.BYE, KENNY! - AAAAAAHHHH! - OH, JESUS, THERE'SA LITTLE BOY ON THE TRACK! - WELL, IT APPEARS THAT ALLTHE OTHER DRIVERS HAVE CRASHED