Mostly tech satire. Occasionally not.

The Oracle A Fanfic

Hashtag Hamlet Imagine the skull is an iPhone

Over-Engineered Solutions to Trivial Probability Problems with Golang and Concurrency Or how I learned to stop worrying and love brute force and sync.WaitGroup

Gone West, to Grow with Crypto There’s cryptocurrency in them idyllic SF hills

A16Z Insolvent After Software Crashes Annual All-You-Can-Eat Buffet It ate fucking everything, said Andreessen

Lenovo Under Sustained Man in Middle Management Attack Bureaucratic decision-making has compromised compromise

Study Finds 1% of Deflategate-Directed Cognitive Output Could End Poverty Effort put into study itself could have cured malaria

Minimalist Socialism through Cryptocurrency A proposed framework for a voluntary Star Trek economy

I Googled This Way of Attacking Problems How common sense and survivorship bias generate lots of clicks