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00:00 - 00:03 Sir our scouts spotted Ben Walke

00:04 - 00:05 Leaving EA Cologne carrying a black suitcase

00:05 - 00:07 He ran all the way towards Berlin

00:08 - 00:12 Our scouts tried following him

00:12 - 00:15 But they lost him somewhere around here

00:17 - 00:19 We should redouble our efforts

00:19 - 00:21 I'm pretty sure we will find him

00:24 - 00:26 Sir

00:27 - 00:28 Ben Walke...

00:31 - 00:33 Ben Walke boarded a airplane and left Germany

00:34 - 00:36 The airport's security allowed him to leave

00:53 - 00:58 Whoever doesn't hear his name must leave now

01:13 - 01:15 HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

01:15 - 01:17 WHY DID THE SECURITY LET HIM LEAVE?

01:18 - 01:23 THEY WERE UNDER STRICT ORDERS

01:25 - 01:28 Now we will never know his true plans

01:29 - 01:31 HE ESCAPED

01:31 - 01:34 EVEN THE SS COULDN'T STOP HIM

01:34 - 01:37 YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND USELESS

01:37 - 01:40 YOU CAN'T TRACK DOWN A SINGLE MAN

01:40 - 01:42 Sir he was running too fast

01:42 - 01:46 THERE ARE NO EXCUSES,WE HAVE MOTORCYCLES

01:46 - 01:48 Sir,why did we need to catch him anyway?

01:48 - 01:52 TO PREVENT ANOTHER CRASHED SPEEDER INCIDENT

01:53 - 01:54 NOW HE IS DENYING CLONE COMMANDOS

01:56 - 01:57 First the Droidekas

01:57 - 02:00 Then Clone Commandos

02:00 - 02:03 And who knows ? Maybe he will even deny Jango as well!

02:04 - 02:08 I'm sick of all the rumors and the whining

02:08 - 02:13 THEY CLAIM THEY ARE CHECKED BY DISNEY AND THEN PROCEED RELEASING INCORRECT SKINS

02:14 - 02:16 HOW HARD IS IT TO CONFIRM SOMETHING ?

02:17 - 02:21 THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF THEY WERE CHECKED BY STALIN

02:27 - 02:29 Then there's Dennis Brännvall

02:30 - 02:34 Spreading hope and broken dreams everywhere

02:34 - 02:36 If only he could deliver what he said he would

02:41 - 02:42 GOD DAMN

02:43 - 02:47 EVEN SOME_INFO AND UNINSPIRED ZEBRA LEFT US

02:48 - 02:53 NOW WE DON'T KNOW DICE'S FUTURE PLANS

02:54 - 02:56 If we had caught Ben

02:56 - 02:59 If only we had caught Ben

03:00 - 03:02 We would know everything about future content

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry,you will see him again soon

03:14 - 03:16 I didn't forget that blue freak

03:19 - 03:23 The one cosplaying as Thrawn

03:25 - 03:26 Shame

03:31 - 03:33 The leakers are gone

03:40 - 03:46 Now we are stuck with Follow The Damn Train CJ jokes

03:46 - 03:49 The scouts will be punished for their incompetence