I was shafted in the this exchange. I was sad. Then suddenly two kind redditors swooped in and saved my winter holiday, albeit belatedly but.....

I giant box arrived at my doorstep a couple days ago. I opened it up and saw a little mario candy dispenser. I, a biker goth looking guy, squealed like a little girl. I uncovered some of the sparkly, glitter packing paper and uncovered a hobbes doll. I lllloooovvvveeee calvin and hobbes. I squealed yet again, and pretty sure I squealed much louder. I definitely squealed intermittenly for a couple hours over getting the hobbes doll. I took him out of the box and saw that there were two more gifts. I opened the larger one and it is a hand made calvin/hobbes artwork. Yes I squealed yet again and exclaimed "wow so cool" to my dog, who was contemplating going elsewhere in order to continue her nap in peace. This left one gift left. I unwrapped it and it turned out to be a hand stitch work of mario, luigi and princess peach. I am not ashamed to admit that I squealed yet again.

This box of gifts is excellent. I will hug hobbes whenever he is not up on the prominent shelf in my living room. I will defenitely hang the two pieces of artwork.

Thank you Christian and Zach.