3. They know exactly why the snowmachine sounds off (must be the spark plugs) but they can't read any of your (very obvious) signs.

Maybe it's because you don't come with a manual.

4. They can plan a 4-day skidoo trip, but not a single date night.

Unless packing canned food and survival gear is your idea of romance.

5. They colour-coordinate their outfits with their snowmobile.

So everyone will know that they are together.

6. They love the smell of snowmobile exhaust, but God forbid you ever let one loose.

Gas is as natural for the body as it is for the machine.

7. They think getting married is "too risky" and yet they're totally comfortable doing this: