Marvel as Vorel of the Hull Clade plays his turn on your turn! Gasp in amazement as he flashes things in, puts +1/+1 counters on everything, and gets out of ridiculous situations using nothing but a Chord of Calling! Sob in despair as he counters uncounterable spells for no mana, generates infinite mana off 5-card combos, and beats you to death with a Gyre Sage! Ever wanted to soft-lock the board with repeatable Negates for U, double your life total each turn, or tap a mana rock for three digits of mana to kill someone with sheer card draw? This deck does those things!

(Currently runs proxied Tropical Island and gold-bordered Gaea's Cradle because I enjoy having money. Also runs a nice proxied Vorel that looks like this http://imgur.com/lKP3UeB because I'm furry trash. Many thanks to Andreus.)

Things you could, should, or must do when playing this deck:

-Draw as little attention to yourself as possible until you go off.

-Whenever you cast Astral Cornucopia, proclaim that "It's time for some Triple-X action".

-Whenever you cast Mindbreak Trap for its Trap cost, say that "You just activated my trap card! Noyan Dar, MIND CRUSH!"

-Go big or don't bother. This is a deck that happily casts its entire deck and kills people with card draw.

-Protect yourself aggressively, even if it loses you the game now. Counter everything that tries to blow up your stuff for value.

-Set up board states that make people concede.