Weapon Info Location

Backstabber Medium Physical Damage

Low Cold Damage Chapter 2: Mid way there will be a 3 way fork in the road with a boat docked to the north west. Use ice to freeze the water and go south east and find the weapon in a chest

Bouquet of Flowers Minimal Physical Damage

Medium Life... damage?

Wait, what? Chapter 8: In the middle of the chapter, right before the area where wooden spike traps block the way to proceed, the flowers are on the ground by the caution sign

Carpet Beater Low Physical Damage

Causes Knockback Chapter 1: End of the chapter, After the bridge

Chainsword High Physical Damage Chapter 8: Find it on the ground in the battle by the Cafe just past the half way point through the chapter.

Cheese Slicer Low Physical damage

Low Death Damage Prologue Chapter: Destroy this barrier with rocks. In the following room you'll find a Goblin, kill him and you'll unlock the cheese slicer.

Dead Man's Hand Medium Poison Damage

Medium Cold Damage

Deals death damage to its wielder Included with Ice, Death and Fury Package

Dessert Cutter High Physical damage Included with Three Cardinals Robe Pack

Every Flavour Lolly pop High Life damage. No that's not right.

Causes Knockback Chapter 6: near the beginning of the chapter where there is a draw bridge you must lower. The weapon is on the water to the south.

Frying Pan Low Physical Damage

Causes Knockback Chapter 9: Mid way through the chapter this item can be found in a kitchen like room.

Ghost Sword Low physical damage

Medium death damage Chapter 3: Mid way through the chapter there will be a narrow path with candles on both sides of the walls. Light the candles on the right side to open a secret path where you can find this unlock in a chest.

Goblet of Inebriation Minimal Physical Damage

Wets it's target

Removes focus from target Chapter 5: Past the first camp along the cliff

Headmaster's Sword Medium Physical Damage Pre-Order Bonus

Hel Axe Low Physical Damage

Medium Fire Damage Chapter 7: Near the middle of the chapter, you WILL pass a shrine where you can summon the boss to defeat to get this weapon unlock.

Hunk o' Meat Low Physical Damage

Low Fire Damage Chapter 3: Towards the start of the chapter, it is in a chest on the center of a small platform that has explosive barrels on it.

Icicle Mace High Ice Damage Included with Three Cardinals Robe Pack

Jade Blade High Physical damage

Low Spell damage Included with Three Cardinals Robe Pack

Mallet High Physical Damage

Causes knockdown Chapter One: It is sitting on the ground by the first tent you see after entering the first town.

Meat Carver High Physical Damage Chapter 7: In the middle of the chapter, Protect the dwarf and his wagon from the attacking goblins and speak with him after you succeed and he will give you the weapon

New Pry Tool Medium Physical Damage

Low Cold Damage Chapter 3: Mid way through the chapter there will be a Platform with only 2 paths holding it up, and some broken old stairs along the south east edge of the platform. There is a statue to interact with behind those stairs to get this unlock.

Ol' Trusty Rusty Shoots bullets.

High Poison damage.

Can't be enchanted. Also Known as Trusty Ol' Revolver

Included with Ice, Death and Fury Package

Otherworldly Staff Low Physical Damage

Medium Death damage Chapter 8: After the battle near the cafe and the water, and you proceeded west a few screens, You will find another boss summon shrine. Summon the boss and win the battle to get this weapon unlock.

Platypus Sword Medium Physical Damage Unlocked by signing in with your paradox account in-game

Ritual Sickle High Physical Damage Downloadable Content: https://steamdb.info/app/343980/

Participating in pre-release webgames (no longer possible)

Ritual Sword Medium Physical Damage

Low Death damage Also Known as the Cultist Sword

Included in Magicka 2 Deluxe Edition

Rune Sword Medium Physical Damage

Low Death damage Chapter 2: Towards the end of the chapter you will need to cross some water by freezing the water. Right on the other side will be a Villager you must prevent from dying as goblins close in, talk to her after the battle to get the unlock

Scythe Medium Physical Damage

Low Cold Damage Chapter 9: Towards the beginning of the chapter, Right after the pathway with a number of jail cells. A secret passage can be opened by putting out torches, leading to a room with the chest containing this unlock.

Silver Longsword Medium Physical damage.

Medium Knockback

Improves Troll Slaying. A lot. Included with Ice, Death and Fury Package

Small Humongous Fungus Low Physical Damage

Wets its target. Ewww... Chapter 3-8: At the start of chapter 3 where a river cuts through a platform, the it is sitting by a large mushroom. However it is not unlocked until you bring it to the mushroom farmer in chapter 8.

Soul Screecher Medium Physical damage

Knockdown Included in Magicka 2 Deluxe Edition

Stale Cinnamon Bun High Physical Damage

Tastier, but less harmful when Wet Chapter 8: Near the beginning of the chapter, this weapon is hidden in a wheat field inside a chest which is blocked with fences around it. You must go a bit north and travel through a pond to get inside the fence.

Torch Medium Physical damage

Low Fire damage Dropped by various enemies throughout the game. Often by goblins.

Training Sword Less than medium physical damage

It's not really a weapon

Challenge accepted? Prologue Chapter: Right after pushing the rock out of your way. Go down the stairs and Do what the training dummy says and he'll give you the training gear.

Vanir Sword Surprisingly Light

High Physical Damage Chapter 9: Mid way point it can be seen laying on a nice red display in a calm halway. Note: Non-UNlockable



Wizard Sword Medium Physical Damage Already Unlocked

Wood Axe "A small axe can cut down even the largest tree, given enough time for it to become sentient and do it all by itself"

Medium Physical Damage Chapter 2: Towards the end of the chapter there will be some burning buildings to the north west. Extinguish the flames and find the axe on the ground in between the burning buildings

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