The irony of this presser is that it was very funny, much better than her cringeworthy stand up routines. She is, without question, a talentless wench and should be ferried to Guantanamo Bay, to live and to serve, with the rest of the terrorists in our possession.

Here is Kathy Griffin, libshit superstar, ‘apologizing’ to her fans, saying “I’m not going to be collateral damage for this fool”, referring to the President. She then added the administration was using her as a ‘distraction’ and that she didn’t feel her career could recover.

Drenched in faux tears, wrinkly faced and without a spry bone in her body, Griffin declared, “I’m gonna be honest, he broke me. (introspective pause) He broke me.”

She capped off her ‘apology’ by describing how scared all of her friends are of the Giant Orange Menace in the White House, destructor of air and the environment — evil Lord ensconced in a denizen of the middle earth from which toxins are produced and readily disseminated towards impoverished parts of the Universe.



Formerly employed at CNN Fake News, Ms. Griffin sheds fake tears

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