With the wide variety of sex toys out there (Suction vibes! Clitoral vibes! Wand vibes! Internal vibes!), ideally you have at least one good vibe you swear by that gets you off in record time, because dammit, you deserve it!

But even if you do have every vibe on the market, you’re not too good for some DIY options. And if you don't have any sex toys (sex toys should be a human right, TBH, but alas), don't worry! The items on this list will definitely tide you over if you're waiting for a shipment to arrive.

The point is, your house is filled with a bunch of things that if used creatively, can serve the same function as many sex toys. Like hi, did you know that your iPhone can also act like a vibrator if you have the right apps? Or that your dining room table, exercise ball, and shower head can totally change your life? And don't even get us started on the magic of using ye old electric toothbrush for more than just cleaning.

After all, more is always better, right? You definitely have even more sex toys and sexcessories (yes, it’s a word) just lying around your house right now. And we’re not talking about cucumbers or bananas or any other phallic foods (steer clear of food in general, actually.) Instead, here are 30 household items you can use (or make into) homemade sex toys. And good luck ever viewing these in the same light again!