- HELLO, YOUNG PEOPLE,

AND WELCOME TO THE MOSTFASCINATING TIME OF YOUR LIFE.

YOU HAVE BRAVEDTHE TRIALS OF CHILDHOOD

AND NOW YOU ARE REACHINGCANADIAN PUBERTY.

BY NOW YOU'VE PROBABLY NOTICEDSOME CHANGES IN YOUR BODY.

FOR INSTANCE, WHEN YOU FARTYOUR DICK GETS HARD.

OTHER PHYSICAL CHANGES AREHAPPENING TO YOUR BODY AS WELL.

IF YOU'RE A BOY, YOU MAY NOTICETHAT YOUR TESTICLES ACHE.

OR IF YOU'RE A GIRL,YOU MAY NOTICE

A TINGLING SENSATIONIN YOUR STRANGE.

- THIS STUPID, BRO.I ALREADY KNOW ALL THIS.

- LET'S JUST GIVE ITA CHANCE, IKE.

- GOING THROUGH CANADIANPUBERTY,

YOU MAY NOTICE THAT YOUR VOICEIS STARTING TO CHANGE AS WELL.

YOU'RE SAYING THINGS LIKE,"HEY, BUDDY," AND, "HEY, GUY,"

BECAUSE NOW THAT YOU'RE OLDER,YOU'RE DISCOVERING

THAT SOMEONE WHO WAS ONCEYOUR BUDDY IS NOW YOUR GUY.

AND SOMEONE WHOYOU USED TO CALL GUY

IS QUICKLY BECOMINGYOUR FRIEND.

BUT NOW LET'S DISCUSS HOW A MANAND WOMAN MAKE LOVE.

FIRST, A MAN AND A WOMANFALL IN LOVE.

THEN THE MAN FARTSON THE WOMAN'S STRANGE...

FILLING THE WOMAN'SSTRANGE WITH AIR

SO THE WOMAN CAN QUEEFIN THE MAN'S FACE,

AND THE A IS BORN.

THE ENTIRE PROCESS CAN TAKE UPTO SIX MONTHS--

IT'S WHAT?

THAT'S NOT HOW BABES ARE BORN?

WHAT'S SEMEN?

THEN WHY DID MY WIFE QUEEFIN MY FACE?

SHE SAID IT WAS TO--

THEN WHY WOULD SH--

I'M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOMOF THIS.

MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT,WILL YOU?

HEY, YOU TOLD ME YOUQUEEFED IN MY FACE

BECAUSE THAT'S HOWBABIES ARE BORN.

- I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.- BEING SARCASTIC?

- I JUST TOLD A MILLION CANADIANTEENAGERS THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.

- I WAS ANGRY BECAUSEYOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME

BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO GOWITH ME TO THERAPY,

AND YOU NEVER GO.- FINE! YOU WANT TO GO

WITH YOU TO THERAPY?FINE!

TOTALLY.EMBARRASSING AND DEGRADING.

SHE QUEEFED RIGHT IN MY FACE.- MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND

LESS TIME AT WORK MAKINGPUBLIC HEALTH FILMS

AND MORE TIME AT HOME.

- WHAT THE [BEEPED] IS GOING ON?

- YOU'RE [BEEPED] STUPID,KYLE.