



" Our Dev, who art in Lobby, Saunders be thy name. Thy updates come, thy will be done, on Coastal as it is in Lobby. /Give us this match, our daily melon, and forgive us our trespasses, as we ban those who hacks against us. And lead us not into rage, but deliver us from nodus. Amen. "









-The Daily Prayer

















THE ANNIHILATION COMMANDMENTS:









1. Follow Saunders and Saunders alone.





2. Like thy friends' posts.

3. Do not build shrines to the Balon, only Saunders.

4. Do not spam the Dev's profiles in vain.

5. Remember the 7th day, where Saunders programmed and drank Red Bull.

6. Defend thy Nexus and thy base.

7. Thou shalt not kill. (Only applies to the faithful of Saunders, Red.)

8. Thou shall not commit trollery.

9. Do not steal my iron, damnit!

10. Thou shall not bear a hacked client.

11. Thou shall not covet your teammate's iron.





12. Thou shalt not post in black font .









Genesis 1





In the beginning Saunders created the Nexus and Coastal





And Coastal was bedrock and void; and darkness was upon the face of the void: and Saunders moved upon the Y of 64.

And Saunders said, Let the light level be 15: and there was light.

And Saunders saw the light, and it was 1337: and Saunders divided the light from the void.

And Saunders called the light Day, and the darkness Night. And there was evening and dawn, one day.

And Saunders said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

And Saunders made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

And Saunders called the firmament Lobby. And there was evening and morning, a second day.





And Saunders said, Let the waters under the lobby be gathered together unto one place, and let dry land appear: and it was so.

And Saunders called the dry land Coastal; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: And Saunders saw that it was 1337.

And Saunders said, Let Coastal put forth herbs, tall grass bearing seeds, melons bearing melons, and trees bearing apples, wherein is the seed thereof, upon Coastal: and it was so.

And Saunders spammed 42 stacks of bonemeal, and Coastal brought forth herbs, tall grass bearing seeds, melons bearing melons, and trees bearing apples, wherein is the seed thereof: and Saunders saw that it was 1337. And the was evening and there was morning, a third day.





And Saunders said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the lobby to divide the day from the night; and let there be four team signs, and for minutes, and for phases and rounds:

And let them be for lights in the firmament of lobby to give light upon Coastal: and it was so.

And Saunders made the two great lights; the greater square to rule the day, and the lesser square to rule the night: he made the square stars also.

And Saunders set them in the firmament of the lobby to give light upon Coastal.

And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Saunders saw that it was 1337.

And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.





And Saunders said, Let the waters have no swarms of squid, and let nothing fly above Coastal in the open firmament of the lobby.

And Saunders created the great sea-cows, and every living creature that moveth, wherewith the waters swarmed, after their kind, and every winged chicken after its kind: and Saunders saw that it was 1337.

And Saunders opped them, saying, Take my wheat, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let chickens multiply on the map. And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.





And Saunders said, Let Coastal bring forth living creatures after their kind, cattle, and creepers, and beasts of the map after their kind: and it was so.

And Saunders made the beasts of the map after their kind, and the cattle after their kind, and everything that creepeth upon the ground after its kind: and Saunders saw that it was 1337.

And Saunders said, Let us make a player in our image, after our likeness: and let them have melons and dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the chickens of the heavens, and over the cattle, and over all the map, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. And Saunders created man in his own image, in the image of Saunders created he him; Steve and Steve created he them.

And Saunders opped them: and Saunders said unto them, Eat melons, and multiply, and drain the map, and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the chickens of the heavens, and punch every living thing that moveth upon the map.

And Saunders said, Behold, I have given you every herb yielding seed, which is upon the face of all the map, and every tree, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding apples; to you it shall be for food:

And to every beast of the map, and to every chicken of the heavens, and to everything that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for food: and it was so.

And Saunders saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was as 1337 as the square root of 1787569. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.





) (Will continue with positive responses

UPDATE: Unbanned and Saunders likes this. Uploading Nexodus now.

Sorry if these are lower quality than the first, as I have very limited options.









Nexodus 1





And Saunders called unto Megmachunian, and spake unto him out of the tent of meeting, saying, Speak unto the children of Valleys, and say unto them, When any man of you offereth an oblation unto Saunders, ye shall offer your oblation of the cattle, even of the herd and of the flock. If his oblation be a burnt-offering of the herd, he shall offer it a sheep of pink: he shall offer it at the door of the tent of meeting, that he may be accepted before Saunders. And he shall lay his hand upon the head of the burnt-offering; and it shall be accepted for him to make atonement for him. And he shall kill the bullock before Saunders: and before the wolves, the reds, shall present the blood, and sprinkle the blood round about upon the altar that is at the door of the tent of meeting. And he shall smack the burnt-offering, and spam click it into pieces. And the puppies of the doggies shall put fire upon the altar, and lay wood in order upon the fire; and doggie's puppies shall lay the pieces, the head, and the wool, in order upon the wood that is on the fire which is upon the altar: but its wool shall be bleached with bonemeal: and the priest shall burn the whole on the altar, for a burnt-offering, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savor unto Saunders.









Annihilus 1

These are the words which Megmachunian spake unto all Valleys beyond the map, in 1337sp33k over against Castles, between Amazon, and Coastal, and Canyon, and Valleys, and Skylands. It is eleven /hubs' journey from EUANNI11 by the way of mount Firwen unto Celariel plains. And it came to pass in the fortieth /hub, in the eleventh lobby, on the first day of the month, that Megmachunian spake unto the children of Valleys, according unto all that Saunders had given him in commandment unto them; after he had smitten Simon, the king of the Greens, who kept spamming in Hashtags, and xx1337noobxx the king of White, who dwelt in the lobby, at EUANNI8. Beyond the void, in the land of MineZ, began Megmachunian to declare this law, saying, Saunders our Dev spake unto us in 1337sp33k, saying, Ye have dwelt long enough in this lobby: turn you, and take your journey, and go to the hill-country of Andorra, and unto all the places nigh thereunto, in the Andorra, in the hill-country, and in the lowland, and in the Coastal, and by the sea-shore, the land of the Canyonites, and ANNI4, as far as the great river, the river Coastal. Behold, I have set the land before you: go in and possess the land which Saunders sware unto your nexus, to Andorra, to Valleys, and to Juwayiid, to give unto them and to their diamonds after them. And I spake unto you at that time, saying, I am not able to bear you myself alone: Saunders your Dev hath respawned you, and, behold, ye are this day as the stars of Lobby for multitude. Saunders, the Dev of your nexus, make you a thousand times as many as ye are, and op you, as he hath promised you! How can I myself alone bear your cumbrance, and your burden, and your strife? Take you wise men, and understanding, and known, according to your clans, and I will make them heads over you. And ye answered me, and said, The thing which thou hast spoken is good for us to do. So I took the heads of your clans, wise men, and known, and made them heads over you, captains of thousands, and captains of hundreds, and captains of fifties, and captains of tens, and officers, according to your clans. And I charged your judges at that time, saying, Hear the causes between your brethren, and judge righteously between a man and his brother, and the sojourner that is with him. Ye shall not respect persons in judgment; ye shall hear the small and the great alike; ye shall not be afraid of the face of man; for the judgment is Saunders's: and the cause that is too hard for you ye shall bring unto me, and I will hear it. And I commanded you at that time all the things which ye should do. And we journeyed from Amazon, and went through all that great and terrible wilderness which ye saw, by the way to the hill-country of the Andorra, as Saunders our Dev commanded us; and we came to . And I said unto you, Ye are come unto the hill-country of the Andorra, which Saunders our Dev giveth unto us. Behold, Saunder thy Dev hath set the land before thee: go up, take possession, as Saunders, the Dev of thy nexus, hath spoken unto thee; fear not, neither be dismayed. And ye came near unto me every one of you, and said, Let us send men before us, that they may search the land for us, and bring us word again of the way by which we must go up, and the cities unto which we shall come. And the thing pleased me well; and I took twelve men of you, one man for every clan: and they turned and went up into the hill-country, and came unto the valley of Valleys, and scouted it out. And they took of the melons of the land in their hands, and brought it down unto us, and brought us word again, and said, It is a shit map which Saunders our Dev giveth unto us. Yet ye would not go up, but rebelled against the commandment of Saunders your Dev: and ye murmured in your tents, and said, Because Saunders hated us, he hath brought us forth out of the land of Skylands, to deliver us into the hand of the TP's, to destroy us. Whither are we going up? our brethren have made our nexus to melt, saying, The people are greater and taller than we; their classes are are OP and spammed up to our nexus; and moreover we have seen the doggies of the Yellows there. Then I said unto you, Dread not, neither be afraid of them. Saunders your Dev who goeth before you, he will fight for you, according to all that he did for you in Skylands before your eyes, and in the wilderness, where thou hast seen how that Saunders thy Dev bare thee, as a man doth guard his nexus, in all the way that ye went, until ye came unto this place. Yet in this thing ye did not believe Saunders your Dev, who went before you in the way, to seek you out a place to pitch your tents in, in fire by night, to show you by what way ye should go, and in the cloud by day. And Saunders heard the voice of your words, and was wroth, and sware, saying, Surely there shall not one of these men of this evil generation see the new update, which I sware to give unto your friends, save xxspammerxx the spammer of Shotbow: he shall not see it; and to him will I give the ban that he doth deserveth upon, and to his XP, because he hath spammed Saunders. Also Saunders was angry with me for your spamming, saying, Thou also shalt not spam in chat: He the donator, who standeth before thee, he shall go in thither: encourage thou him; for he shall cause Valleys to inherit it. Moreover your nexus, that ye said should be a prey, and your noobs, that this day have no knowledge of strategy or trolling, they shall go in thither, and unto them will I give it, and they shall possess it. But as for you, turn you, and take your journey into the wilderness by the way to Coastal. Then ye answered and said unto me, We have sinned against Saunders, we will go up and fight, according to all that Saunders our Dev commanded us. And ye girded on every lumberjack his axe of war, and were forward to go up into the hill-country of Andorra. And Saunders messaged unto me, Say unto them, Go not up, neither guard; for I am not among you; lest ye be pwned before your enemies. So I spake unto you, and ye hearkened not; but ye rebelled against the commandment of Saunders, and were presumptuous, and went up into the hill-country. And the Andorrians, that dwelt in that hill-country, came out against you, and chased you, as bees do, and beat you down with Scorpios, even TP rushed. And ye returned and wept before Saunders; but Saunders hearkened not to your voice, nor gave ear unto you. So ye abode in sadness many days, according unto the days that ye abode there.





Dude-eronomy 1





Now it came to pass after the disconnection of Megmachunian the servant of red team, that Saunders told Deltno, Megmachunian’s minister, saying, Megmachunian my faithful red is offline; now therefore arise, go over this obstruction, thou, and all this people, unto the land which I do give to them, even to the reds of Valleys. Every place that the sole of your boot shall tread upon, to you have I given it, as I spake unto Megmachunian. From the wilderness, and this Lobby, even unto the great river, the river Coastal, all the maps, and unto the great sea toward the going down of the void, shall be your border. There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life. as I was with Megmachunian, so I will be with thee; I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee. Be strong and of good courage; for thou shalt cause this people to inherit the land which I sware unto their alts to give them. Only be strong and very courageous, to observe to do according to all the law, which Megmachunian my servant commanded thee: turn not from it to the right hand or to the left, that thou mayest have good success whithersoever thou loggest. This book of the law shall not depart out of thy mouth, but thou shalt read the wiki thereon day and night, that thou mayest observe to do according to all that is written therein: for then thou shalt make thy way prosperous, and then thou shalt have good success. Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of good courage; be not affrighted, neither be combat logged: for Saunders thy Dev is with thee whithersoever thou loggest. Then Deltno commanded the officers of the people, saying, Pass through the midst of the camp, and command the people, saying, Prepare your strength pots; for within three days ye are to pass over this obstruction, to go in to possess the map, which Saunders your Dev giveth you to possess it. And to the Reds, and to the Greens, and to the half-clan of Kronix, spake Deltno, saying, Remember the word which Megmachunian the servant of Saunders commanded you, saying, Saunders your Dev giveth you rest, and will give you this land. Your nexus, your crafting tables, and your cattle, shall abide in the land which Saunders gave you beyond the void; but ye shall pass over before your brethren armed, all the mighty men of diamond, and shall help them; until Saunders have given your brethren rest, as he hath given you, and they also have possessed the land which Saunders your Dev giveth them: then ye shall return unto the land of your possession, and possess it, which Megmachunian the servant of Saunders gave you beyond the void toward the sunrising. And they answered Deltno, saying, All that thou hast commanded us we will do, and whithersoever thou TP us we will go. According as we hearkened unto Saunders in all things, so will we hearken unto thee: only Saunders thy Dev be with thee, as he was with Megmachunian. Whosoever he be that shall rebel against thy commandment, and shall not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death by void: only be strong and of good courage.

Alpha 1





And it came to pass after the disconnect of Deltno, that the reds of Valleys asked of Saunders, saying, Who shall go up for us first on Castles, to fight against them? And Saunders said, Juwayiid shall go up: behold, I have delivered the land into his hand. And Juwayiid said unto Simoon his bro in arms, Come up with me into my clan, that we may fight on Castles; and I likewise will go with thee into thy Insomniac Squad. So Simoon went with him. And Juwayiid went up; and Saunders delivered Castles and sent the Greens into their hand: and they smote of them in the mid with 35 men. And they found the Yellows in their base; and they fought against them, and they smote the Yellows and the Greens. But a Yellow TP fled; and they pursued after him, and caught him, and slapped and drowned him. And Juwayiid said, Threescore and ten TP's, having their faces slapped and drowned, left their loot under my table: as I have done, so Saunders hath required me. And they brought the TP's to the mid, and they died there. And the clan fought for the mid, and took it, and mined it with the head of the pick, and set the Yellow base on fire. And afterward the clan of Juwayiid went down to fight against the Greens that dwelt in the hill-country, and in the lobby, and in the Canyons. And Juwayiid went against the Greens that dwelt in the nexus; and they mined it. And from thence he went against the team of Yellow. And a noob said, He that banneth the hacker-aimbotter, and taketh it, to me will I give my sharp 4 sword. And Majicou the mod of Shotbow, took it: and he gave him his sharp 4 sword. And it came to pass, when the sword was given, that it was wooden: and he slapped his sorry ass; and the noob said unto Maji, WTF wouldest thou? And he said unto the noob, Give me a reason not; for that thou hast given me in the land of the Coastal, a bad sword. And the noob begged not to be sent to the nether springs of lava. And the clan of the KFC, Megmachunian’s clan-mate went up out of the Canyons of palm-trees with the of Juwayiid into the wilderness, which is in the south of Amazon; and they went and dwelt with the people. And Juwayiid went with Simoon his bro, and they pwned the Greens that inhabited the map, and utterly destroyed their nexus. And the name of the city was called Insomnia. Also Juwayiid took a gold pick crossed the border thereof, and Amazon with the border thereof, and Skylands with the border thereof. And Saunders was with Juwayiid; and drove out the Yellows of the hill-country; for he could not drive out the inhabitants of the Valleys, because they had chariots of str pots. And they gave a ban unto the noob, as Majicou had spoken: and he drove out thence the XP of the noob. And the admins with Majicou did lift the hour ban of the noob that inhabited Yellow; but more noobs dwell with the team of Yellow unto this day.









TTU 1





And it came to pass in the days when the forum judges judged, that there was a troll in the land. And a certain man of Shotbow went to sojourn in the forum of Annihilaton, he, and his mighty banhammer, and his two tools of administration. And the name of the man was Majicou, and the name of his apprentice Beast2x, and the name of his two superiors Saunders and Laztertester, Zealots of Shotbow. And they came into the forum of Annihilation, and continued there. And the troll, the forum's fiend, was banned; and he was gone, and his two alt. And they took them the troll of the people of Shobow; the name of the one was xxxlelelxxx, and the name of his alt Ruuuth: and they dwelt banned about ten years. And a spammer and a hacker were banned with them; and the troll was left of his two alts and out of XP. Then he arose with his dad, that he might return from Microsoft and DDoS the network: for he hadn't heard in the rules of Shotbow how that Highlife had visited his people in giving them DDoS protection. And the troll went forth out of his mother's basement where he was hunched, and his dad from Microsoft with him; and they went on the way to return unto the land of Shotbow. And Highlife said unto them, Go, return each of you to your mother’s house: Admins deal kindly with you, as ye have dealt with the ban, and with me. Admins grant you that ye may find another server, each of you in the house of their mother. Then he banned them, and they lifted up their voice, and wept. And they said unto Highlife, Nay, but we will return with a DDoS unto thy network. And Highlife said, Turn again, my foes: why will ye go with me? have I yet bans under my hammer, that they may be yours to come? Turn away, my foes, go your way; for I am too cool 4 U. If I should say, I have the power, if I should even have an IP ban to-night, and should also slap ye; would ye therefore beg till ye were unbanned? would ye therefore stay from trolling? nay, my foes, for it grieveth me much for your sakes, for the hand of Saunders is gone forth against me. And they lifted up their voice, and wept again: and the troll cried, but another troll clave unto him. And he said, Behold, thy father shall DDoS unto his ban-giver: return thou ban. And the father of the troll said, Entreat me not to leave thee, and to return from following after thee, for whither thou goest, I will not go; and where thou trollest, I will not troll; thy bam shall be thy bans, and thy foe my ally; where thou trollest, will I stop thee, and there will I ban thee: admins do for to me, and more also, thou cannot DDoS me. And when he saw that the troll was steadfastly minded to DDoS the network, Highlife left off speaking unto the troll. So the trolls were banned until they could troll no more. And it came to pass, when they were banned, that all the servers banned them, and the troll said, Is this? And he said unto them, Call me not a troll, call me a fool; for the Almighty hath dealt very bitterly with me. I went out full, and Admins hath brought me home again empty.





Manual





Now there was a certain man of EU, of the hill-country of Andorra, and his name was Riiia, the cool dude among us: and he had two knives; the name of the one was Law, and the name of other Order: and the names were taken, but Riiia would have none. And this man went up out of his house from year to year to boycott and to throw eggs unto ABC, hosts of Law and Order. And the two directors, BLABLA and LABLAB, worshippers of Saunders, were there. And when the day came that the directors gave up, he gave to Riiia the copyright, and to all their trademarks and money, portions: but unto Saunders, they gave a double portion; for they loved Annihilation, but Saunders had refused. And ABC's rival provoked them sore, to make them fret, because Saunders had banned them. And as he did so year by year, when the BBC went up to the server of Saunders, so they provoked him; therefore he banned, and did not unban. And ABC said unto them, Umad bro? So the BBC rose up after they had plotted in HQ, and after they had drunk. Now Eli the Red was sitting upon his seat by the door-post of the temple of Saunders. And he was in bored out of soul, and /w unto Saunders, and was bored. And he vowed a vow, and said, O Saunders of hosts, if thou wilt indeed look on the affliction of thy BBC, and remember me, and not forget thy Annihilation, but wilt give unto thy BBC an un-ban, then I will give him unto Red all the days of my life, and there shall no pick come upon my nexus. And it came to pass, as he continued praying before Saunders, that Eli marked marked his T key. Now the BBC, they spake in their hearts; only their fingers moved, but their chat message was not heard: therefore Eli thought they had been muted. And Eli said unto Saunders, How long wilt thy BBC be muted? put away thy mute from thee. And Saunders answered and said, No, my faithful, they are in team chat: I have neither banned nor muted them, but I warned them to present their souls before Me.





1 Kings





Now the Golems were dormant and stricken in phase 1; and they covered the arena with wool, but the golems did not take no for an answer. Wherefore the counter said unto all of Coastal, Let there be sought for diamonds in the middle, the timer a second young: and let it stand on the top of the screen, and watch it; and let thy eyes lie in suspense, that Saunders the Dev may bless us with diamond. So they sought for a fair set of diamond throughout all the borders of Coastal, and found none, and brought themselves to their base. And the defense was very fair; and the team cherished their walls, and gave thanks to Saunders; but one miner knew thy Dev not. Then Celariel, the golem of the bridge, revealed himself, saying, I will be king: and he prepared him an arena, and for fifty men to run at him. And he had not been amused at any time in saying, Why hast thou covered me so? and he was also a very angry man; and he was angry. And he spun around with the fury of a blizzard, and with no effort: killed one. A member of blue helped him. But as the blues readied their arms, Celariel slew them like sheep and oxen and fatlings by the arena of Celariel, which is beside Blue and Green; and the survivor called all his clan-mates, the archers, and all the men of Blue, the clan leaders: but Sam the Green, and several other randoms, called not. Then Sam spake unto all of Blue, saying, Hast thou not heard that Golems do 7 hearts of damage, and Saunders our Dev Codeth it so? Now therefore come, fight me, I insult thee, give thee running time, that thou mayest save thine own life, and the life of thy clan's dignity. Go and jump ye in unto the Void, and say unto He who lives in the Lobby, Didst not thou, my Dev, O king, swear unto thy people, saying, Assuredly Golems will be removed thy creeper shall reign after the Golem, and they shall explode upon my clan? why then doth Celariel reign? Behold, while thou yet talkest there with the king, I also will come in after thee, and deny thy cla. And a clan-member went in unto the Golem into the arena: and the Golem was very OP; and the clansmen were humbled in before the Golem. And they said unto him, My lord, thou swarest by Saunder thy Dev unto thy nexus, saying, Assuredly thy loot shall be claimed after me, and I shall sit upon thy throne. And now, behold, Celariel was mad; and the clan-leader, knowest it not: and he and his clan were slain like oxen and fatlings and sheep in abundance, and hath called all the moderators of the the forums, and AlecJames the priest, and Bracko, the admins of the game; but his reasons he not said. And thou, my lord the king, the eyes of all Coastal and the forums are upon thee, that thou shouldest tell them who shall take the loot of thy Golem the king after him. Otherwise it will come to pass, when the clan-leader shall rage-quit with his clansmen, that Celariel and Firwen shall be counted OP. And, while the clan-leader yet talked with Saunders to nerf the Golem, Sam the Green came in. And they told the clan-leader, saying, Behold, Celariel. And when he was come in before the Golem, he bowed himself before the Golem with his face to the ground. And Sam said, My Dev, O Lord, hast thou said, creepers shall reign after the Golem, and they shall sit upon the arena? For Celariel has gone down this day, and hath slain clansmen like oxen and fatlings and sheep in abundance, and hath called all the clan's men, and the admins of the game, and AlecJames the admin arrived; and, behold, they are raging and quitting before him, and say, Replace the Golem Celariel. But me, even thy clans, and, hath he not called. Is this thing done by my Saunders thy Dev, and thou hast not showed unto thy clansmen who should take the loot of the arena of the Golem Celariel after him? Then one noob answered and said, Call to me a bow. And he came into the Golem's presence, and stood before the Golem. And the Golem was still, and he bowspammed it, As Saunders thy Dev watcheth, who hath seen the cheap tactic out of all adversity, as the Golem died, made it respawn and slaughter the noob.



