Good Morning E.VER.RY.BODY! This morning I asked my friend the question:

"What do you think of hard forks?"

It was a probing question. You know...It's so awkward when you start talking crypto to someone and you realize 5 minutes in that they literally died of boredom. All thats left is one of those 'Drive Safely' roadside shrines but it says 'conversate Safely'. No lie, I was about to tell this guy in a line about blockchain and a swat team tackled me to the ground on attempted murder charges!

Back to my friend. I asked him what he thought of hard forks because I figured it would be a dead give away.

He replied: "Well, sometimes hard forks are necessary. When you don't like the direction things are going, a hard fork is the only way."

BINGO! All systems go! The man is a crypto guy!

I started to tell him why I didn't understand the Hatred of XRP. Centralized. Decentralized. TomAtoes, TomatOes. Am I right?

I turned to hear what he had to say...And there was a pile of ashes with a shrime on top. He wasn't a crypto guy...WHAT TYPE OF DIRECTION AND HARD FORKS WAS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!

R.I.P

Thankyou for your time people! I am The Bear Market comedian. BMC for the acronym lovers. Conversate safely and I'll see you soon!