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Updated: Saturday, June 23, 2018, 6:17 p.m. EDT: The woman appropriately dubbed #PermitPatty has been identified as Alison Ettel, who owns a weed-for-dogs business in San Francisco. But get this: Ettel, in an interview with HuffPost, says that she was not racially motivated to snitch on the 8-year-old but was tired of hearing the noise.


“They were screaming about what they were selling,” Ettel said. “It was literally nonstop. It was every two seconds: ‘Come and buy my water.’ It was continuous and it wasn’t a soft voice; it was screaming.”

Ettel even alleges that she was only pretending to call the police, and says that she’s left feeling “horrible and heart-wrenched.”


Yeah, whatever, #PermitPatty.

Earlier:

In today’s “Hold my beer” news, it looks as though there’s a new white woman who wants to dethrone #BBQBecky in the Calling Police on Black People for No Damn Reason A ward competition. But this time, the unidentified white woman didn’t call the police on an adult but, rather, on an 8-year-old girl.



In the video, posted by @ladyesowavy on Instagram, a white woman in San Francisco called the police on the woman’s daughter for selling bottles of water in front of their apartment building.


“This woman don’t want a little girl to sell some water; she’s calling the police on an 8-year-old girl,” the mother, recording the video, said .

The white woman attempted to hide behind a stoop, but thankfully for America, she was followed.


“Don’t hide; the whole world gonna see you, boo, ” the mother said.

“Illegally selling water without a permit?” the white woman said.



“On my property,” the mother stated.

“It’s not your property,” the white woman replied.

Although the video was only a few seconds long, you have to wonder what type of woman actually calls the police on a little kid. Well, now we don’t have to wonder.


The Beckydom knows no bounds.