Massachusetts journalist Luke O’Neil has a newsletter called “Welcome to Hell World.” And we must admit, it suits him.

In an opinion piece for the Boston Globe, O’Neil makes the case for harassing former Trump administration officials like Kirstjen Nielsen. And it’s a pretty hellish read:

"One of the biggest regrets of my life is not pissing in Bill Kristol’s salmon." lol this is one my favorite ledes I've ever written. https://t.co/0I8nLAnSyE — luke oneil (@lukeoneil47) April 10, 2019

That should give you an idea of the sort of quality content you’re in for:

Here’s how O’Neil wraps it all up:

A petition has been circulating from a coalition of progressive groups called Restore Republic Trust calling on corporate CEOs around America to refuse to give jobs to former members of the Trump administration going forward. “The cruelty of the [separation] policy was matched only by the incompetence of its execution,” they wrote in an open letter. That’s a nice start, and we can certainly add our names to the list, but it shouldn’t be all we do. Living in Boston, we’re no strangers to visitors from any administration, whether they’ve been given a lecture role at a school like Harvard — which doesn’t seem to have any compunctions about welcoming literal comic book-style villains to campus — or of any of a number of other prestigious tech or academic institutions in the area. Invariably the bad guys, like the rest of us, will have to eat. And when they show up in our restaurants, you have my permission, as an official member of the mainstream media, to tell them where to go and what they can do with themselves when they arrive there, but, you know, said in a more specific and traditional Boston colloquialism. As for the waiters out there, I’m not saying you should tamper with anyone’s food, as that could get you into trouble. You might lose your serving job. But you’d be serving America. And you won’t have any regrets years later.

O’Neil certainly doesn’t have any regrets about being a garbage person.

"As for the waiters out there, I’m not saying you should tamper with anyone’s food, as that could get you into trouble. You might lose your serving job. But you’d be serving America.” What is wrong with you? @lukeoneil47 https://t.co/pFcKTu0fIh — Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) April 10, 2019

People who carry out policies of ethnic cleansing or cheerlead for disastrous wars leading to tens of thousands suffering or dead should not expect to be able to show their faces in public anymore thank you for understanding this basic premise. https://t.co/dJ70z1VGm1 — luke oneil (@lukeoneil47) April 10, 2019

Did we mention he’s a garbage person?

This guy thinks Fox News is transforming people into being terrible people. h/t @neontaster @CalebJHull pic.twitter.com/pZY8BwefMi — Andrew Kugle (@AndrewJKugle) April 10, 2019

Charming guy.

He seems like a lovely fellow. — White Walker King STAN Account (@pghguyryan) April 10, 2019

Truly.

.@BostonGlobe, do you seriously think that urging waiters to piss in someone’s food is legit political opinion. This piece is a total abomination. What a joke your paper is. — Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) April 10, 2019

Luke O’Neil, like anyone else, is free to spew all the bile he wants, no matter how filthy or vicious.

A-holes are going to be A-holes….he IS pretty consistent in that endeavor! — Never Give Up… (@PCGalloway) April 10, 2019

But we’re pretty sure it’s not doing him — or his fellow deranged lefties — any favors.