Trixie: ugh, i was having a trixie vs contest on my stage last night, and a certian somepony named berry punch challenged

Me to a cider drinking contest! We sat, and drank cider, after cider, after cider after cider, until i lost the contest and passed out!! And now it feels like my brain stem is tugging on my madula oblongata!! Ow.......



Angus: i got just the thing. *Takes out a huge glass beer mug and puts in a spoonful of fresh coffee grounds, a few tabs of alka seltzer, a few tabs of aspirin, and pours in a cold can of pepsi and hands the drink to trixie* here, drink this, itll fix you right up.



Trixie: what....in celestias name is that?! 0.o



Angus: a little pick-me-up. Keith richards lives off of these.



Trixie: keith who?



Angus: keith richards. Of the band the rolling stones, he's-

Never mind.



Trixie: *drinks it down fast and an amazing sensation comes over her* OxO