[16thSq] Kuro Profile Blog Joined April 2014 1196 Posts Last Edited: 2016-08-09 09:48:15 #1 Pinocchio

Episode 3: Jin Air Green Wings



Maru Rogue sOs HyuN



Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and are tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.

(I'm not gonna judge, I personally have very mixed feeling about that thing but oh well)



This translation was done by sarge0117. I was allowed to post it here.

Pinocchio is a SPOTV show where the progamers are asked questions and are tested with a "Shocking Liar" lie detector.

(the lines in {} is the text on screen)





– Pinocchio –





Pinnochio’s third guest: JinAir Green Wings

Rogue: Hello~

Everyone: Wow…..

{awkward claps}

{Reactions like machine..}





– Pinocchio –





[Have you guys watched Pinocchio before?]

Rogue: I did. It looks fun, but I’m worried that it will hurt.

sOs: I trust myself, but I don’t trust that machine.





– Pinocchio –





{First Challenger! HyuN}



Q1: Due to age, I have an awkward relationship with my coach, Ha TaeJun.

HyuN: No, we get along well.

(Ding! TRUE)

HyuN: {relief}

sOs: wow so this is a veteran (someone old)

{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}

HyuN: We are not awkward, we get along very well {Ha TaeJun <3 }





Q2: Due to age, you are territorial in your team.

HyuN: No, not at all. Since I am older, the younger ones are nice to me. Nice to me. NICE TO ME. – Pinocchio –Hello~Wow…..{awkward claps}{Reactions like machine..}– Pinocchio –[Have you guys watched Pinocchio before?]I did. It looks fun, but I’m worried that it will hurt.I trust myself, but I don’t trust that machine.– Pinocchio –{First Challenger! HyuN}Due to age, I have an awkward relationship with my coach, Ha TaeJun.No, we get along well.{relief}wow so this is a veteran (someone old){ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}We are not awkward, we get along very well {Ha TaeJun <3 }Due to age, you are territorial in your team.No, not at all. Since I am older, the younger ones are nice to me. Nice to me. NICE TO ME. NICE TO ME. NICE TO ME. NICE T-

(Ding! TRUE)

Maru: Do we have to talk like that?

sOs: Do we just rap things?

Rogue: I guess just don’t think about anything...

{Others trying to figure out how to trick their own minds}

HyuN: It’s only been a month, but everyone is very considerate and make me very comfortable in the new team.





[Do you have a roommate?]

Rogue: {smirk}

HyuN: Well, I have gained quite a bit of weight, and as a result, I snore very loudly. And I got kicked out, so now I use a room by myself.

Rogue: I was not really bothered by the snoring, but when it happened one time, other members were also awake in the morning, at the same time.

{The intense memory of the nose song(?)}

HyuN: {embarrassed x2}





– Pinocchio –





Rogue: {nervous}

Q1: JinAir’s best is me.

Rogue: Uhh, no. No.

HyuN: {c’mon get it}

(Ding! TRUE)

HyuN: !!!!!

Rogue: The real best is the one that’s staring at me with those scary eyes, sOs. {Looks around (being tact)} I am just captain by title; I just listen to sOs, even for picking a menu for late night snacks. {The real one in control is sOs, that even controls late night snack menu}

sOs: {refute} I’m not really the best, more like Rogue doesn’t have an opinion as a captain.

Rogue: {Agreed!} Yes, I agree. {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ} {sudden confession} I don’t think the title fits me…





Q2: I think I am good at dancing and practice dancing frequently.

Rogue: {surprised} NO… I didn’t dance… No.

(Shock False)

Rogue: OWWW!

{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}

*Rogue starts to explain to everyone after getting shocked*

Rogue: After a workout, I did a little by myself while in the bathroom.

HyuN: Didn’t he dance for his ceremony?

Rogue: {That’s Right!} Ah yes, that was it.

[Show us that dance]

Rogue: {Firmly} No.. no..

[Just a little bit, for the fans]

Rogue: {Sh.. Should I..?} {!!!!!} I don’t wanna…{Sudden long face}





sOs: Wow this suits my/our taste!

Q3: If I was a female, I would marry one of my teammates.

Rogue: {thinking hard} (bgm) NO!

sOs: {LOL}

{Silently.. expecting?}

(Ding! TRUE)

Rogue: I think Maru was expecting to be him.

Maru: {NEVER} {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}

Rogue: No, it’s not Maru.

Maru: I hate him. He always hugs me after he gets drunk.

{Different kind of bromance after some drinks}

Rogue: No, stop. STOP! Honestly, everyone is kinda disgusting/gross.

HyuN: {I’m not gross} I shouldn’t be included, since I’m still new in the house.

Rogue: {Gross} No, you are.

HyuN: Oh… I am?





– Pinocchio –





Maru: {shaking}

Q1: Even I am amazed by my controls.

Maru: Yes, I think so.

{Even if it looks shameless, his answer cannot be refuted}

(Shock! Lies)

Maru: {Mommy!} Ah! {Surprised}

[Who do you think has the best controls then?]

Maru: ME, this machine is weird





Q2: I am a great speaker, but my image makes me act cute.

Maru: hahaha NO.

(Shock! LIES)

{Lies again!!}

Maru: {Why you do this to me ㅠㅠ}

sOs: So you that guy covered in veils.

Maru: I don’t think I ACT cute.

Everyone: {Do it} DO IT, {Do it} DO IT THEN {Do it}

sOs: Do that head tilt thing.

Maru: Ahh… I’m scared…





Q3: Do you think you are cute?

Maru: YES

{Will it be shocks three times in a row}

(Shock! Lies)

Maru: {Maybe this thing hates me}

HyuN: But he did the opening for proleague

(video)

{I am cutie (귀요미) player Maru.}

[Show us one of your CUTE poses]

Maru: {Perplexed} {Embarrased, awkward} …….;;;;;

Rogue: {Nahhhh} Do this one {Bbooing Bbooing}

sOs: {God….}

Maru: {L.. Like this?}





– Pinocchio –





{sOs’s turn}

Q1: My eye-smile is actually quite attractive, people just don’t know it.

sOs: {?} What kind of question is that? {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ} YES!!

{Bit unexpected answer}

(Ding! TRUE)

{Since its true, time to prove it..}

[Then can you then smile to the camera? Whenever you are ready.]

sOs: {Perplexed} Ah wait..!

{sOs’s killer smile}





Q2: Since I was jealous of Rogue’s ceremonies, I have a couple I made just in case.

sOs: NO

Rogue: {Tsk}

(Ding! TRUE)

Rogue: {What the} But he does copy my dance to annoy me, show us hyung.

sOs: {scratch} {scratch}

Rogue: It’s embarrassing…

HyuN: {HyuN’s proposal} You should do the yell thing again.

Rogue: Oh that yell?

HyuN: Yea, the “IYAAAAAAAAA”

[Do you think you can do it right now? {Power of PD} If you don’t do it now, we will attach the video from that time]

sOs: {chooses to reenact} I’ll do it, just don’t attach the video.

Rogue: Why not both?

HyuN: Yea, we need comparison.

sOs: IYAAAAAAAA

{Promise is promise. We didn’t attach the video}





Q3: If I ever win Global Finals again, I will pay for full price. Do we have to talk like that?Do we just rap things?I guess just don’t think about anything...{Others trying to figure out how to trick their own minds}It’s only been a month, but everyone is very considerate and make me very comfortable in the new team.[Do you have a roommate?]{smirk}Well, I have gained quite a bit of weight, and as a result, I snore very loudly. And I got kicked out, so now I use a room by myself.I was not really bothered by the snoring, but when it happened one time, other members were also awake in the morning, at the same time.{The intense memory of the nose song(?)}{embarrassed x2}– Pinocchio –{nervous}JinAir’s best is me.Uhh, no. No.{c’mon get it}!!!!!The real best is the one that’s staring at me with those scary eyes, sOs. {Looks around (being tact)} I am just captain by title; I just listen to sOs, even for picking a menu for late night snacks. {The real one in control is sOs, that even controls late night snack menu}{refute} I’m not really the best, more like Rogue doesn’t have an opinion as a captain.{Agreed!} Yes, I agree. {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ} {sudden confession} I don’t think the title fits me…I think I am good at dancing and practice dancing frequently.{surprised} NO… I didn’t dance… No.OWWW!{ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}*Rogue starts to explain to everyone after getting shocked*After a workout, I did a little by myself while in the bathroom.Didn’t he dance for his ceremony?{That’s Right!} Ah yes, that was it.[Show us that dance]{Firmly} No.. no..[Just a little bit, for the fans]{Sh.. Should I..?} {!!!!!} I don’t wanna…{Sudden long face}Wow this suits my/our taste!If I was a female, I would marry one of my teammates.{thinking hard} (bgm) NO!{LOL}{Silently.. expecting?}I think Maru was expecting to be him.{NEVER} {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ}No, it’s not Maru.I hate him. He always hugs me after he gets drunk.{Different kind of bromance after some drinks}No, stop. STOP! Honestly, everyone is kinda disgusting/gross.{I’m not gross} I shouldn’t be included, since I’m still new in the house.{Gross} No, you are.Oh… I am?– Pinocchio –{shaking}Even I am amazed by my controls.Yes, I think so.{Even if it looks shameless, his answer cannot be refuted}{Mommy!} Ah! {Surprised}[Who do you think has the best controls then?]ME, this machine is weirdI am a great speaker, but my image makes me act cute.hahaha NO.{Lies again!!}{Why you do this to me ㅠㅠ}So you that guy covered in veils.I don’t think I ACT cute.{Do it} DO IT, {Do it} DO IT THEN {Do it}Do that head tilt thing.Ahh… I’m scared…Do you think you are cute?YES{Will it be shocks three times in a row}{Maybe this thing hates me}But he did the opening for proleague(video){I am cutie (귀요미) player Maru.}[Show us one of your CUTE poses]{Perplexed} {Embarrased, awkward} …….;;;;;{Nahhhh} Do this one {Bbooing Bbooing}{God….}{L.. Like this?}– Pinocchio –{sOs’s turn}My eye-smile is actually quite attractive, people just don’t know it.{?} What kind of question is that? {ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ} YES!!{Bit unexpected answer}{Since its true, time to prove it..}[Then can you then smile to the camera? Whenever you are ready.]{Perplexed} Ah wait..!{sOs’s killer smile}Since I was jealous of Rogue’s ceremonies, I have a couple I made just in case.NO{Tsk}{What the} But he does copy my dance to annoy me, show us hyung.{scratch} {scratch}It’s embarrassing…{HyuN’s proposal} You should do the yell thing again.Oh that yell?Yea, the “IYAAAAAAAAA”[Do you think you can do it right now? {Power of PD} If you don’t do it now, we will attach the video from that time]{chooses to reenact} I’ll do it, just don’t attach the video.Why not both?Yea, we need comparison.IYAAAAAAAA{Promise is promise. We didn’t attach the video}If I ever win Global Finals again, I will pay for full price. [TN: Possibly talking about a meal for the team but it isn't specified]

sOs: NO!

Rogue: {Consolidating} Well it’s because that’s impossible.

sOs: No, no.

Rogue: So like maybe 1K {100,000 won?}

sOs: No, no.

{Expression of strong resolution}

(Ding! TRUE)

HyuN: wait, he didn’t get caught once?

sOs: {see that?} Control your emotions.

Rogue: {Oh you’ll see soon}





Rogue: Oh then, I have a question for you.

Q4: If I ever play AlphaGo in SCII, then the representative should be Me.

sOs: {Of course?} Who told you ask like that.

Rogue: {shivers} It has to be me.

sOs: YES

(Ding! True)

{True again!!}





Maru: {No fun} This is no fun

sOs: If I am ever picked as the representative, shouldn’t we just say thank you.





– Pinocchio –





[We now have to pick the Pinocchio. Whoever that lied to most.]

{Only one that’s fidgeting}

HyuN: Well, without even thinking, the viewers should know who the Pinocchio is.

Everyone: One, two, three. -> MARU

{Maru is picked!}

sOs: So you just pull on this (and let go?)

Maru: {shocked} GOD NOOOO.

HyuN: No, probably not.

Maru: {it’s gonna hurt} It’s gonna hurt…





{How is Pinocchio}

Maru: It’s my first time using the machine. It’s actually quite fun, please watch it!

Everyone: Please watch Pinocchio!

{Please love Pinocchio ^^}





– Pinocchio –





{2016. 05. 24 Pinocchio Maru}

Maru: Please leave a question via twitter or facebook that you want to ask. We will pick a winner and send a polaroid of the player as gift.



– Pinocchio –



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NO!{Consolidating} Well it’s because that’s impossible.No, no.So like maybe 1K {100,000 won?}No, no.{Expression of strong resolution}wait, he didn’t get caught once?{see that?} Control your emotions.{Oh you’ll see soon}Oh then, I have a question for you.If I ever play AlphaGo in SCII, then the representative should be Me.{Of course?} Who told you ask like that.{shivers} It has to be me.YES{True again!!}{No fun} This is no funIf I am ever picked as the representative, shouldn’t we just say thank you.– Pinocchio –[We now have to pick the Pinocchio. Whoever that lied to most.]{Only one that’s fidgeting}Well, without even thinking, the viewers should know who the Pinocchio is.One, two, three. -> MARU{Maru is picked!}So you just pull on this (and let go?){shocked} GOD NOOOO.No, probably not.{it’s gonna hurt} It’s gonna hurt…{How is Pinocchio}It’s my first time using the machine. It’s actually quite fun, please watch it!Please watch Pinocchio!{Please love Pinocchio ^^}– Pinocchio –{2016. 05. 24 Pinocchio Maru}Please leave a question via twitter or facebook that you want to ask. We will pick a winner and send a polaroid of the player as gift.– Pinocchio –{Next MVP will air on 06/07} AKA 16thSquadSanseki || @16thSquadS on Twitter || Leader of @CranKyDucklings || Follow @StarCraftEsport for tournament updates~ || @SC2birthdays for reminders