I caught a lot of flak for my last post on the statistics we received from Pornhub on use of pornography in the state of Alabama.

Some of you were very upset with me for pointing out the relation between major Alabama football losses and Pornhub use in the state of Alabama.

Well, I'm sorry to say that the numbers don't lie.

But you're not alone. Spikes in pornography usage are seen after major sporting events worldwide.

This week we're moving on to a new set of numbers and a new phenomenon altogether: desktop porn use in Alabama.

Let me explain.

Most websites track what kind of device is being used to view their site. Pornhub is no exception.

They look for the three main kinds of devices today: desktop computers, mobile smartphones (e.g. your iPhone), and tablets (e.g. your iPad).

According to the statistics reported to use by Pornhub last month, the national average for device usage looks like this:

Desktop: 27%

Mobile: 61%

Tablet: 12%

The averages in Alabama are close to those numbers, but they'd be a lot closer if it weren't for a couple of outliers.

I'm looking at you, Hoover.

Look at this graph:

Pornhub Device Usage in Alabama



Desktop usage in the Hoover area is an outstanding 72%; 45 percentage points higher than the national average and 28 percentage points above the Alabama average.

I'm not saying that there are thousands of workers in Hoover looking at porn every day while on the clock.

What I am saying is that your boss will probably read this article so you may want to clear your browser history before you clock out today just in case.