Really? I mean REALLY? This is just so... I don't even know what to say about this. I can't believe this.

I'm really upset about this. It's just so unbelievable. This gift is making me LOOK LIKE A TERRIBLE SANTA!!

Ahhhhhhh who knew bookmarks would make me soooooo happy!? I want to start reading ALL THE BOOKS so I can use them. Bye, Kindle. Back to print!

Thank you, you crazy beast. I love you so.