Here's a strange one: CyberNews reported Friday that a Google Cloud database exposed the personal information of roughly 200 million Americans. It's not clear who owned the database, however, and it appeared to have been wiped on March 3. But that wasn't actually the end of the saga; things only got weirder from there.

First things first. CyberNews said the database contained 800GB of data in three folders. The first had 200 million records about American individuals, the second had "emergency call logs of a fire department based in the U.S." and the third had "a list of some of the 74 bike share stations that used to belong to a bike share program."

CyberNews said the records collected the following information about their subjects:

Full names and titles of the exposed individuals

Email addresses

Phone numbers

Dates of birth

Credit ratings

Home and mortgaged real estate addresses, including their exact locations

Demographics, including numbers of children and their genders

Detailed mortgage and tax records

Detailed data profiles, including information about the individuals’ personal interests, investments, as well as political, charitable, and religious donations

CyberNews guessed that some of the information was taken from the U.S. Census Bureau, but according to its analysts, the database itself was likely maintained by "a data marketing firm or a credit company." Unfortunately the unsecured database reportedly didn't include any information that revealed its owner's identity.

The database itself appeared to have been wiped on March 3. That could be a good thing, since it means that information's no longer publicly exposed, but it might also mean that a hacker wiped the database after copying the records with the intent of selling them to someone else. And that's where things get even weirder.

CyberNews said that "we did not manage to discover who [the database] belonged to before the unidentified party erased all the records and left a link to a website where a dancing pirate urges visitors to fix their security." Which is exactly the kind of thing one wants to hear when the information of 200 million people is at risk.

This is the kind of story that A) immediately makes one question how much information has been exposed in public databases like this and B) leads people to check their calendars to make sure the entire report wasn't an April Fools joke. Rest assured, even though the last few months have felt like decades, it's still March.