Gwyneth Paltrow and Mandy Moore are NOT signed on to co-star in a romantic comedy about a young special events baker who becomes friends with a 40-something divorcée after she’s hired to to make the wedding cake for the ex-husband’s upcoming nuptials (though—call me, Hollywood—they definitely could be), but they are both heavily featured in very real, very similar waking nightmares.




Earlier this afternoon, news broke that both Paltrow and Moore have separately lost legal battles against their alleged stalkers. In Moore’s case, the saga intensified last Friday when a man was arrested for screaming outside of her house and trying to leave a note. (He had done something similar once before.) Police were called and the man was arrested, but earlier today, a D.A. rejected the case for lack of evidence.

Paltrow’s case against her alleged stalker Dante Soiu went to trial, but today—despite harassing Paltrow for years and supposedly telling her that he was going “to cut out sin” from her body—Soiu was found not guilty on all charges.


How genuinely awful.

Jordin Sparks’ ex Sage the Gemini is begging her to take him back on Instagram (what a world). In a now deleted post, the musician wrote, “Can’t sit here and act industry like this shit don’t hurt me. You the only girl I can call at 3 in the morning and you’ll answer no problem. You the only girl that can wake up out of a dead sleep and get me some water because I was coughing in my sleep the only girl that loves me the way you were supposed to.”


He added, “I miss you too much to watch you look so amazing at the [Clive] Davis party and not be able to call you and express how much I appreciated the look because you won’t answer nor text back. The feeling is horrible.”

Hm, hearing a lotta talk about what Jordin can do for Sage the Gemini, but nothing about what Sage the Gemini can do for Jordin... [E! News]


Scheana Shay from Vanderpump Rules and Sean Lowe from The Bachelor have signed on as Hydroxycut spokesmodels. Is that the one that makes you shit your pants or no? [ Radar Radar

from Vanderpump Rules and from The Bachelor have signed on as Hydroxycut spokesmodels. Is that the one that makes you shit your pants or no? [ This is an odd inspiration for a movie about frat hazing, Nick Jonas . [ Billboard

. [ Henry Cavill ’s girlfriend is only 19, but he swears it’s cool. [ Page Six

’s girlfriend is only 19, but he swears it’s cool. [ Speaking of shocking age news, Leonardo DiCaprio hooked up with a 30-year-old??? [ Dlisted

hooked up with a 30-year-old??? [ Nina Dobrev might be dating the off-brand version of her ex boyfriend, Ian Somerhalder. [ E! News


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