echofades:

Jerry: Barney, what is going on?

Barney: This is mine.

Jerry: I don’t understand..

Barney: J.J gets a childhood, a dad, a real family, and a basketball hoop? No, no, I at least get the hoop, I’m taking it with me.

Jerry: Please, just come down, and talk to me.

Barney: Why, why should I? You’re lame, ok. You’re just some lame suburban dad.

Jerry: Why does that make you so mad?!

Barney: Because if you were gonna be some lame suburban dad, why couldn’t you have been that for me?!

This is a far superior gif to the last one I put up.

If this doesn’t capture the essence of last night’s episode, I don’t know what can.