The seemingly never-ending war between Arcation and 6ix has ended following a twenty-minute “discussion” in the backseat of a silver Honda Civic. Arcation mandated a total media blackout, preventing us from gaining or displaying images of the pair hard at “work.” However, we can confirm that upon exiting the vehicle, Bonkill had “come” to an agreement with Gogyst on peace terms.

“To be quite honest, I was growing tired of this unending war,” Bonkill said in a press statement Tuesday. “I was dying for some relief from this struggle, and Gogyst came to the discussion eager to please.” Bonkill, the leader of 6ix, had recently suffered a bunker raid by Arcation, but still had a sizeable host of battle-ready players. “Gogyst knew what needed to be done: an exchange of prisoners. And he got into that car ready to do what I wanted…to end the war, of course.”

The location of the “peace talks.” Picture taken the day before the meeting.

“It took much longer than I thought to get Bonkill to agree to peaceable terms,” Gogyst told the Sun. “But I could tell that he just wanted to release Walkers from his massive, black vault- and I was willing to do whatever it took to make that release happen.”

When asked, staffers with intimate knowledge of the proceedings had only this to say: “I’m sure that for Gogyst, victory has never tasted so sweet.”

At press time, snickering and usage of air quotes had increased 300%. Walkers could not be reached for comment.