Ahoy, Instagram mateys — shake the paw of Yogurt the Pirate Dog.

The rest of your filtered feed can walk the plank because this 5-year-old chihuahua doesn't need two eyes to recognize her cuteness.

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Yogurt's human friend posted the first photo of this adorable buccaneer in May. She took a five-month hiatus before reappearing on Instagram with a new set of awww-worthy snapshots.

Follow Yogurt now while she only has 1,000 followers — soon enough, she'll be co-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live, and endorsing wooden legs.

Yogurt The Pirate Dog

Image: Instagram, Yogurt the Pirate Dog