1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)

2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time

3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes

4.Change your mind whenever your total is given to you

5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat

6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.

7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask you any questions tell them to be quiet.

8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have

9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick you out...