NEWARK, N.J. – Ah, the photos of our youth.

So wonderful. So awkward. Such are the photographs of NHL Draft selections each season, who must have their glamour shots taken as part of the draft process.

Alas, the NHL and it’s photographers have gotten more and more conservative with their staging – see 2011 to 2012, and weep for the halcyon days of Kirill Kabonov’s curtain jerking.

But that doesn’t mean there weren’t some tremendously awkward and unintentionally hilarious NHL rookie photos this season …

And here ... we ... go.

10. Thomas Vannelli, St. Louis Blues

“With the No. 47th pick in the 2013 NHL Draft, the St. Louis Blues select Ryan Gosling’s stunt pouter …”

9. Evan Cowley, Florida Panthers

Cowley was drafted by the Panthers at No. 92 overall, who apparently don’t share Claire Danes’ concerns that he’s a sleeper agent flipped by al-Qaeda. (Yes, that was a Damien Lewis “Homeland” joke, and no, this isn’t a green light for you to spoil the series in the comments.)

8. Chris Bigras, Colorado Avalanche

Can we talk about Chris Bigras’s shirt?

Look, not to get all Mr. Blackwell here, but the Avalanche second-rounder chose a shirt that would be perfect for a Miami Beach-themed Bat Mitzvah but at best screams “I BELIEVE I’M GOING TO THE SAN JOSE SHARKS” at the NHL Draft.

Seriously, dude: Neutral colors. You look like the Avalanche placed you in some kind of shock collar.

7. Taylor Cammarata and Eamon McAdam, New York Islanders

Look, we’re all for accuracy in rookie photography, but you’re seriously telling us there wasn’t a milk crate or that box Pierre McGuire stands on to help even things out here so Cammarata doesn’t look like a Leprechaun that McAdam captured?

6. Gustav Olofsson, Minnesota Wild

“I caught you a delicious bass.”

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