On Monday, BART released a predictably stilted YouTube video on how to survive a crowded train car.

You can watch the clip above but honestly, any normal BART rider won’t learn much from it. If you don’t already follow their guidelines, you’re probably willfully rejecting common courtesy anyway (lookin’ at you, person who shoves into my train car every evening when I’m trying to off-board).

In case you needed a refresher: Give up your seat to nice old ladies, line up behind the yellow strip, don’t hold open car doors.

We feel like BART may have missed a few tips here and there. So we helpfully collected them in the gallery below.

Let us know what you think BART missed in the comments.