THE REAL FIGHT — ‘Octagon Bob’ I’m Coming For EVERYTHING

Rough ‘N Rowdy 1 | December 15th, 2017

Credit: @dosbrak

When I look back I might be mad that I gave this attention, but it’s been weighing on my conscience.

Dave, Barstool Sports, people of the internet — Let me tell you about the most recent incident in which Robbie Barstool (‘Octagon Bob’) showed wild disregard for responsibility and common sense by botching the Barstool/Reebok UFC ticket scavenger hunt, fucking me over in the process

‘Bob’, you took those tickets from me, and Im calling you out you coward motherfucker. You’ve taken everything I️ work for and now I’m coming after you, you know what the real ‘content’ fight is, ME, no more of these scripted rivalries, no one wants to see that, you want that real shit that you claim to cover, lets run it December 15th at #RNR1

BACK STORY: In lead up to UFC 217 at Madison Square Garden, Barstool Sports (‘Bob’ and Trent) teamed with Reebok to giveaway UFC 217 tickets via a scavenger hunt in the city. Sounds like a great way to interact with fans and such, I can’t complain. Clues to the location of the tickets were posted by ‘Bob’ on Twitter. As expected, the clues couldn’t have been more obvious to where the secret location was (Reebok, Union Square), and coincidentally, I️ had work off that day, so I️ journeyed over to Manhattan to hopefully get a pair of tickets for my brother and I️ for that Saturday night. I wanted to use these tickets to accelerate my own MMA initiative (@MMAMobcast, follow that) and introduce my younger bro to MSG. I️ was expecting some sort of crowd to be waiting for their chance at the tickets too; this was not the case. So I️ waited for the ‘Bob’ and ‘Trent’ to mosey on over with the tickets, where I’d then flag them down, get the goods and ride off into the sunset. To no surprise, incompetence ensued…

Link to Periscope of the situation | https://www.pscp.tv/

→ 5:30pm | ‘Bob’ & bunk-bed bitch show up to the location right on queue.

→ I walked up inquiring about the tickets, to where they confirmed and told me to follow them into the Reebok store (I’m definitely not going to mention that I was the first one there waiting for the seats 🌾👀🌾)

→ I don’t know how I didn’t see this coming, but they were oblivious to the possibility that ‘hmm.. maybe they’ll be more than 2 people waiting for these tickets that cost hundreds of dollars’. But the fact that there were 4 people there waiting for the tickets instead of 2 people really through a wrench into their plans

→ The genius solution was to then play a (rigged) game of rock-paper-scissor for these tickets worth $500+. And even though I’d consider myself a well above-average rock-paper-scissor player, with ‘Bob’ and Trent controlling the fate of these tickets, I knew some bullshit would arise…

“…we have a weird amount of people here”-Bob *there were 4 people there*

‘Bob’ and Trent decision making skills on display

First of all ‘Bob’, it’s rock-paper-scissor-shoot, not rock-paper-scissor-SAYS-shoot, so FOH with whatever that is. Secondly, you cucked me out of these tickets, and I’m coming back to do two things, (1) expose you live on PPV and (2) take EVERYTHING.

In the moments after you fucked this ticket situation up I️ stayed composed, even after UFC 217 had concluded (one of the most epic events in UFC history), I️ stayed calm and collected. BUT when I️ heard Dave’s announcement that he’d acquired Rough ‘N Rowdy, and ‘Bob’ WASN’T on the card, I️ must break my silence.

Long story extremely short, ‘Bob’ I’m going to expose you at #RnR1, granted Prez doesn’t shelter you (the way you’ve been sheltered your entire life) from this real main-event bout. You pick the weight, 130lbs-135lbs-140lbs-145lbs-150lbs-155lbs-anything, it’s up to you. You can’t run from this one, I️ want to make sure you & your core fans forget your name come December 16th; Step up, be a man of your word, let’s make some content, and get this fight going!