Smash! Lyrics

by yahoo802

Markiplier special guest singer as the Announcer!

Arin: It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited.

There was a pick-nic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited!

Luigi stood up and said,

Luigi (Dan): "Listen everyone I love you guys you are my best friends in the world you make me glad to be alive!"

Announcer (Mark): Excuse me, hi there! I'm the announcer for a fun new family game it's called SUPER SMASH BROTHERS!

Luigi (Dan): That sounds nice, how do we play?

Announcer (Mark): Well first I'm gonna to warp you to into a world of hate and war, where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!

Luigi (Dan): I don't think I wanna do that..

Announcer (Mark): Oh come on and be a bash and grab all your little friends cause it is time for us to MOTHER FUCKING SMASH!

Dan: Ooh Ooh!

Luigi (Dan): Wait, no.

Dan: Let's go! Kick the shit out of your friiiieennnddss!

Luigi (Dan): That's not cool..

Dan: Have a blast as you beat their ass and then they're forced to clap for you in the end!

Arin: 3 2 1 SMASH!

Dan: Mario! (Hey bro-- AHHHH!) your chode, has been destroyed 200%! (I need that chode!)

Luigi (Dan): Can't we all just get alloonnngg?

Dedede and Ganon (both Dan): abso-fuckin-lutely not you gotta SMASH!

Arin: The park was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead, Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disguisting head. Fox said:

Fox (Arin): Hey Mario stop crying just psych up and fight instead!

Luigi (Dan): I'm Luigi all these blood stains make my overalls look red!

Announcer (Mark): Sonic looked tough, Toon Link kicked him in the stuff, the madness of the blood and murder overtaken Jigglypuff!

He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive ass hit, and then he took 3 Falcon Punches like it wasn't even shit!

Luigi (Dan): Is the time almost over? I can't tell my face is mashed..

Announcer (Mark): Don't worry Luigi the clock is 4. 3. 2. 1. SMASH!

Dan: Ooh Ooh!

Luigi (Dan): This blows!

Dan: You know it, Mario and Peach good luck you are screwed!

Luigi (Dan): YOU'RE MY OWN BROTHER!!!

Dan: Pikachu's win is fucking cute, when he is trying to electricute you!

Pikachu (Arin): PIKA PIIIII!

Dan: Samus..

Samus (Suzy?): What do you want?

..is pissed you got a small amount of dirt on her suit!

Samus (Suzy?): Oh you're dead, bitch!

Luigi (Dan): That is the last God damn straaawww!

Announcer (Mark): Oh shit I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH!

Dan: Ooh Ooh Ooh!

Luigi (Dan): Hey look at me now!

Dan: Ooh OOh Ooh!

Luigi (Dan): I'm beating my friends! I have no regrets! This is the fuckin' best!

Dan: Ooh Ooh Ooh!

Luigi (Dan): Yes I can see now!

Dan: Ooh OOh Ooh!

Luigi (Dan): We're having fun in the end! Now it all makes sence!

Luigi (Dan): I guess just because we Smash eachother, doesn't mean we're not brothers.

Mario: *PUNCH*

Luigi (Dan): AH, Mario, you suck!