Original Air date: May 16th, 2019

Caption: The always mysterious, compelling, and ridiculous Jade Simone in studio! Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.

Running time: 1:58 (118 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Jade Simone is a guest on the podcast. She is the showgirl for Piff's show and is a co-host on his podcast. They tell the story of a lost episode of the Piffcast that was recorded in New Mexico. Matt was guesting and were jokes about Bill Cosby and Cruise ship stories that Piff was unwilling to publish.

Paul tells a story about a crew member on a cruise he was working that was sick. Jacob thinks that death on cruises is neat.

Jade tells stories about managing Strip Clubs. She opened many clubs and hired dancers. She tells a story about making crack evaporate with WD-40. She talks about the "levels of burlesque." She tells a sotry about a one-legged stripper (no indication if it was named Smith). She tells the story of how she got involved in the Piff show beyond just fucking him.

Jade tells the story of a punk kid throwing Mr. Piffles in a show and the panic that went through everyone's mind.

Scoopmail Edit

Nathan the salt lick scoop tells a story about working for a municipal park.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The hunt for balls theme is played. Jade immediately wins by deducing what Scoopardy is. My Scoopalami sends in a Scoopardy which includes the category "Doc vs. Turd."

Characters and Bits Edit