Alarm Tease

Light various things on fire under the smoke alarm until it goes off. Every time it goes off, the people who didn’t set it off must drink 6 shots of vodka.

The Loko Jump

Stack three chairs and take turns jumping off of them. The first person to topple them has to drink 4 Four Lokos.

Phone Tag

Prank call your landlord and the police. Before doing so, have everyone bet on who will come to the house first. Whoever loses the bet has to snort tequila.

Rodent Race

Find various rodents outside and have them race in the hallway. The owners of the losing rodents must drink an entire bottle of soy sauce each.

Bee Darts

If your property is near a bees’ nest, take turns shooting fireworks at it until it explodes and a swarm of angry bees is unleashed. Whoever sets it off must stay in place until they’ve shotgunned 5 beers.

Beethoven

Play Ode to Joy as loud as possible. Take turns throwing empty beer bottles at the wall according to the rhythm. Whoever, according to audience clapping, does the best job doesn’t need to insert an Everclear tampon.

Sock ‘Em Bop to the Death

Hold 1-minute rounds of Sock ‘Em Bop boxing. Kneeing to the groin, kicking to the head and shouting racial slurs are all worth 1 point. The loser of each round must inject vodka into their eye.

–Becky Lang