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Jeff Bezos Reacts to Kindle Unlimited Changes

Jeff Bezos Reacts to Kindle Unlimited Changes

00:00 - 00:03 Our press release gave an overzealous estimate of 10 cents per page on the new KU

00:04 - 00:05 Writers are guesstimating 3 cents per page

00:05 - 00:07 A leaker on Reddit is also backing up this claim

00:08 - 00:12 We've receiving thousands of emails per day

00:12 - 00:15 Short Story writers threating to go wide... a rebellion

00:17 - 00:19 It's okay... Just those dirty Erotica authors

00:19 - 00:21 They'll get over it

00:24 - 00:26 Jeff...

00:27 - 00:28 Many...

00:31 - 00:33 Many Romance, Non-fiction, & Children's authors are pulling out

00:34 - 00:36 25% of the KU catalog is at risk

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone out except those officers who drew up the plans for this change

01:13 - 01:15 10 cents per fucking page?

01:15 - 01:17 Who's going to believe 10 cents per fucking page?

01:18 - 01:23 8 Million Borrows per month

01:25 - 01:28 1 cent per page if they're lucky

01:29 - 01:31 You didn't think this through clearly

01:31 - 01:34 We wanted to punish those scamlet fucks

01:34 - 01:37 Not crucify the Children's book authors

01:37 - 01:40 Tell me who commands the best seller lists?

01:40 - 01:42 Over 50% of bestsellers is Romance!

01:42 - 01:46 Fucking Stepbrothers is not romance!

01:46 - 01:48 If it has a happy ending, then it's Romance

01:48 - 01:52 Having your brother's baby is not a happy ending!

01:53 - 01:54 It's bullshit!

01:56 - 01:57 Our best sellers are garbage

01:57 - 02:00 Babysitters getting fucked

02:00 - 02:03 Man of the house going hard and uprotected

02:04 - 02:08 We're brainwashing Kindle Unlimited Subscribers

02:08 - 02:13 And now Cookbook authors are going to pull out

02:14 - 02:16 You never pull out!

02:17 - 02:21 At least according to the erotica people are borrowing

02:27 - 02:29 This is a fucking disaster

02:30 - 02:34 I just wanted to improve our service

02:34 - 02:36 Is that too much to ask?

02:41 - 02:42 Get in touch with the reviewers immediately

02:43 - 02:47 Adult Dungeon anything with so much as an underboob

02:48 - 02:53 Kick the stepbrother blocks up another 20%

02:54 - 02:56 Our customer service responses are too friendly

02:56 - 02:59 Add fire to them

03:00 - 03:02 Tell them they will banned for releasing this shit

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay... erotica will always sell

03:14 - 03:16 Who am I kidding?

03:19 - 03:23 Everyone likes their porn, right?

03:25 - 03:26 I've seen your browsing history...

03:31 - 03:33 James over there reads a lot of lactation shorts

03:40 - 03:46 Keep the porn. We'll get through this...

03:46 - 03:49 We always have