Nicki Minaj Welcomes Bar Mitzvah Boy And All His Friends To Jewish Manhood

Look at this picture and tell me it doesn’t scream “Mazal Tov – Today you are a man!”

With my new boy toy at his Bar Mitzvah. Hi Matt! Mazel Tov! ❤️ A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Apr 25, 2015 at 9:39pm PDT

The image was taken at a swanky Manhattan shindig, where Ms. Minaj performed for screaming hoards of horny hebrews in honor of Bar Mitzvah boy Matt.

Get a load of these little hunks I met last night @ the Bar Mitzvah they were very ummm turnT A photo posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Apr 26, 2015 at 2:41pm PDT

At one point in the evening, Nicki paused to lecture the assembled crowd on the importance of being self-sufficient (that one was for the ladies) as well as in essence, being a mensch.

[Video] Reverend @NICKIMINAJ preaching to the kids at Matt’s Bar Mitzvah pic.twitter.com/iCYyozf6Pl — Nicki Minaj News (@NickiWorldNews) April 26, 2015

Perhaps the highlight of the evening came when, in a move sure to go down in Bar Mitzvah history, Nicki asked the guest of honor how old he was (um, he’s 13, c’mon now) only to be told by the barely-pubescent pischer “old enough.”

[Video] Matt telling @NICKIMINAJ he’s “old enough” tonight at his Bar Mitzvah pic.twitter.com/qnETU6KaAH — Nicki Minaj News (@NickiWorldNews) April 26, 2015

Mazal tov, Matt. Here’s to swinging for the stars.

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