JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT

I wish I didn’t have to write this article. I wish I didn’t have to make a case of basic human rights in *drumroll* 2019.

I wish I didn’t have to look through the inevitable dump truck fire that is going to start in this comment section and feel increased rage at every bigot who disagrees with me and looks like my dad.

Although some really don’t care, the dangerous new trend of race shaming might be a problem or at least a little bit problematic.

What is this new trend? It’s ok if you don’t get it, I’ll just go over it slowly so your discriminate little white brain can understand (cunt).

*Deep breath*

Race shaming is making people feel bad about something for their race.

Was that hard to understand?

No, of course not. THEN WHY THE FUCK DO SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING IT?

Did you know even the President can be doing race-shaming in 2019?? TWENTY FUCKING NINETEEN! *Glass of water*

Let me say this: content, relaxed, consensual arousal. They are nice feelings. Notice how ‘shame’ was not on that list?

Of course you didn’t because you haven’t watched John Oliver not even once! Shame is NOT a nice feeling so don’t race shame!

If you have a hard time figuring out how you’d do this (you petulant, worthless pile of child shit) then please follow my handy guide:

Step 1. Keep your dopey white lips shut!

Step 2. Subscribe for more tips! If we don’t solve race shaming soon people like me are going to continue to be ridiculed for attempting the New York Marathon every year and that is simply NOT OK.

People are allowed to participate in whatever race they want and do it at a race that suits them so stop being an errogineous arsehole and staple what I’ve just said to your thick forehead!

ABOUT THE WRITER: Jamie Hottake is a heteronormative white male millennial who went through a gay phase in university but ultimately decided he prefers having sex with women. He lists himself on twitter as a thought-maker and journalist, despite only getting published in online publications like this one when we are running low on sponsored content.

He credits his love of dissecting the news, and using political correctness to crucify any writer/actor/comic that is doing better than him, to a gap year spent building poorly designed mud huts in a third world country with a school-boomerang charity that has since been shut down due to revelations that 90% of donations were spent on useless cunts like him.

With a relatively big twitter following and an elite education at both an inner-city selective school and a demountable arts department in a prominent Sandstone University, he relishes in the fact that at 23, he is much more engaged with problematic societal trends that he never looked twice at a couple years ago when he was still going to NRL matches with his dad.

