It's happened.

It's here.

My gloriously amazing Secret Santa has delivered!

When my little brother brought the box upstairs, I nearly choked on my ginger ale in anticipation of the wonder I was about to experience. I've been eagerly stalking /r/secretsanta and /r/elves for a hint all this time, to no avail, but it no longer mattered because it was HERE!

Inside, I was greeted by three truly beautifully wrapped presents, some of the most spectacularly cute and cozy socks I've ever seen, and a card- being something of a gift wrap connoisseur and perfectionist myself, I deeply admired the selection of paper and ribbon. But wait, there are presents underneath that lovely wrapping paper!

Obviously, I opened the littlest one first. Psh. I know how this works. It was a book! Little does my SS know- or maybe she knows very well- I absolutely love reading, ESPECIALLY post-apocalyptic fantasies like this one!

Next, I went for the big one. Inside, I found sweet perfection in the form of two- yes, TWO- tee shirts with references to my favorite nerdy things on them! Hitchhiker's Guide, and Dr. Who! I am really in heaven right now. But there is another box. What could possibly make this any better?

The heavy box. I saved this disproportionately heavy present until last, because duh. After wishing a fond farewell to the last of the lovely wrapping, I voraciously tore it open to reveal angels shining down and singing the Hallelujah Chorus- otherwise known as Cards Against Humanity. I played this game so many times in the barracks, and it holds a special place near and dear to my heart, but I've never been able to justify the expense of purchasing it for myself.

My eyes may have watered a bit with joy.

/u/DesertWoman, I know that you're me from the future, so I know that you know that I know that you're awesome, but I just want to lay it out there.

You're awesome.