Relationship status: They kissed once, and it was a pity kiss from Taystee. :(

Why they're the best: Taystee got herself thrown back in jail just to be with Poussey! And Poussey stood up to the crazy, scary Vee on Taystee's behalf. That is real love. And they always have each other's backs, except when Taystee was a bitch to Poussey under Vee's orders. But mostly, they're just better together. —Emily Orley