Perfectly bottom-ticking the Russia stock market in March 2014, The White House's Jay Carney suggested investors "not invest in Russian equities right now." Since then MICEX has soared 55% to fresh 8-year highs (closing in on record highs) and is the best-forming asset since the March 2009 lows.

In March 2014...

Carney warns of impact on Russian stock market. "If I were you, I wouldn't invest in Russian equities right now." — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) March 18, 2014

Which was followed by a 55% surge to fresh 8 year highs...

Making MICEX the best-performing asset off the March 2009 lows...

Perhaps Carney can get a gig as a Valeant analyst?