Good Lord this girl is lucky to be alive. Samantha Goudie goes by @vodka_samm on Twitter. That name seems to make sense when you hear about what she pulled during the first college football Saturday of the season. Yesterday she was arrested at Iowa’s game against Northern Illinois while trying to jump on the field. She was arrested at the time and proceeded to blow a (!!!) .341.

Here’s the University of Iowa’s police report:

Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.

She then proceeded to Tweet about the incident. Via Deadspin

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Just went to jail #yolo — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

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My mom had to get me out of jail and had to take a breathalizer #lmao — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

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Blew a .341 in jail — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

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My mom hates me too — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

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I’m going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

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Girl waiting for court with me goes “I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341” I said hi — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

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Ive gotten so many hate tweets because I was drunk…uh I get good grades sorry for being like every other college student — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

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Go Hawks motherfuckers — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

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@ThoseIowaBoys I was not trying to enter the game — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

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And finally, a noteworthy pic and Vine from Vodka Sam:

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