Needs an octtoman.

This is a chair shaped like an octopus. I want one, but I'll settle for four if I have to buy a set. But I won't settle for a lobster lounge chair, because that sounds ridiculous. Shark rocker, yes, shrimp stool, no. Also, I'm gonna need mine with a potty chair built in because, let's not kid ourselves, I'm never going to get up. Like, EVER. So yeah, go ahead and make it a wheelchair too. An electric one. Or gas, shit, I don't give a dang. Just as long as I don't have to push myself around, it should all be gravy. And speaking of gravy -- totally just daydreamed my electric octo-potty-throne was real and splattered the couch. *looking around* Oh, no -- still on the can after all, disregard.

Hit the jump for a whole bunch more of the impressiveness.

Maximo Riera Octopus Chair [notcot]

Thanks to Tom, who rules the Skeleton Kingdom from atop a bone-throne. I know I'm jealous!