Greeting you pathetic cretins of the reddit Galaxy!!!! I was informed that I was hand picked by the emperor of the great Terran Empire to have my very own warship constructed so that I may conquer worlds for the empire & collect concubines to help satisfy my lust for power! My Emperor gave me a list of options & allowed me to pick everything I needed to make sure my ship is going to be the flagship for the empire! Even incorporated my idea of incorporating stolen Borg technology into the ship! Finally I got my ship, & it even included a plaque to honor it’s construction!!! So quiver in fear galaxy, because if you see the ISS Shock Monkey XD on your scanners, it may be the last thing you see!!!!!

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE salute