This is a plot twist we didn’t see coming

The Klu Klux Klan is now accepting applications–from African-American people, homosexuals and Jewish people. Yes, you read correctly.

In an unforeseen change of policy, the longstanding white supremacy group has decided to go through what’s being billed as a “re-branding,” in order to work towards a “strong America.” This is a far cry from the hate-group’s previous initiatives, which includes the murder of African-American teenagers and the bombing of synagogues. For years, the Klan has hid mercilessly behind the 1st amendment, despite several of their members confessing to unthinkable, heinous crimes. Today, under this new initiative, it appears the KKK is looking to merely boost its membership. It is public knowledge that they may have as few as 5,000 members left in the entire organization, down from a one-time high of nearly 6 million. According to KKK founder John Abarr, new members will still have to wear the traditional uniform: white robe, cone-hat and mask. “White supremacy is the old Klan. This is the new Klan. The KKK is for a strong America,” says Abarr.


Furthermore, the Klan is re-branding themselves as the “Rocky Mountain Knights” and are accepting applications from residents of the Pacific Northwest that are at least 18 years of age.