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A man sought help in a crowdfunding plea dubbed the strangest GoFundMe ever.

Liam Smyth wrote on the fundraising site how he took a girl he met on Tinder to Nandos.

"We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much," Liam revealed.

"After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary.

"About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet.

"She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.

""I went for a poo in your toilet", she told me "and it would not flush. I don't know why I did this, but I panicked", she continued "I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window"."

Understandably concerned, Liam gallantly offered to go outside with her, bag up the "offending poo" and bin it.

"We can pretend the whole sorry affair had never happened," Liam added.

But, unfortunately, the toilet window did not face onto the garden, instead facing onto a narrow gap of about a foot and a half between the outside world and double glazed window.

"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," Liam writes, before adding pictures to illustrate the jaw-dropping scene (which you can view below).

Seeing only one solution, Liam messaged his house group-chat, and went upstairs to find a hammer and chisel to smash open the window.

But his dad had other ideas.

Liam adds: "Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested "inside out blag as glove" technique.

"Unfortunately she couldn't reach.

"She climbed further in and had the same problem.

"Eventually I agreed to give her a boost up and into the window.

"She climbed in head first after her own turd, reached deeper into the window, bagged it up, and passed it out, over the top and back into the toilet from whence it came.

"She called out to me to help her climb out from the window, I grabbed her waist and I pulled.

"But she was stuck. Stuck fast.

"Try as we might, we could not remove her from the window.

"She was stuck fast, upside down in the gap."

Again, Liam illustrates with a picture, which can be seen below.

"Unfortunately for my date, at this stage I could see only one way out of our predicament," Liam writes.

"She had been upside down in the window for around 15 minutes at this point, and I was starting to grow concerned for her health.

"I called the fire brigade."

Emergency crews rocked up within minutes, apparently, and surveyed the scene after composing themselves.

It took them fifteen minutes to remove the date from the window.

"Unfortunately, although they rescued my date unharmed from what must have been a rather unpleasant confined space to find yourself in, in the process they had to completely destroy the window with their special fire tools," Liam adds.

"I've been quoted north of £300 to replace the window.

"As a postgraduate student, that is a significant chunk of my monthly budget (in fact, that is my monthly budget).

"So I'm turning to the internet for help."

Liam says he would be grateful if people could donate money to repair his (now broken).

"If the window is not replaced my landlord may well kill me, so you would be literally helping to save a life," Liam adds.

He even says, if the money is raised, any remainder will be split 50/50 between two charities.

At the time of writing, £95 had been raised of the target.

Author Caitlin Moran was one to donate, writing: "So the date ended with her upsidedown in the window trying to reclaim a poo ... best GoFundMe EVER.

"I've donated fifty quid."

To donate, click here.