Quotes of the Day Dwight D. Eisenhower

"In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable." Rodney Dangerfield

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." Sir Arnold Bax

"A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."" Tom Lehrer

"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up." Peter Ustinov

"Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much." Yogi Berra

"No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded." Douglas Adams

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it." Maurice Sendak

"There must be more to life than having everything." Emo Phillips

"I like to play chess with old men in the park. But it's so hard to find 32 of them." Charles F. Kettering

"An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously." Alfred North Whitehead

"I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether." Oscar Wilde

"One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation."