President Trump has a fondness for despotic, authoritarian rulers, like Kim Jung Un and Vladimir Putin, and Randy Rainbow has taken notice and is sounding the alarm that we’re all in big trouble.

In the latest report from everyone’s favorite singing pundit, Rainbow “sits down” with our not-so-dear leader to inquire about the recently failed Vietnam summit between himself and North Korea’s brutal president.

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Calling him the “latest castoff from The Bachelor: Hanoi,” Rainbow asks what is going on with the whole denuclearization talks thing.

“We’ll see what happens. Again, the relationship is very good. He likes me, I like him,” Trump says of Kim Jung Un. “Some people say, ’Oh, you shouldn’t like him.’ Why shouldn’t I like him?”

“Maybe because he’s a deranged dictator who starves his people and executes members of his own family?” Rainbow offers.

But it’s not a surprise that Trump finds something to appreciate in these men.

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“He gets horny for absolute power,” Rainbow sings. “Treacherous goons put a gleam in his eye. His taste in men stinks, now he says that he thinks he’s in love, and we’re all gonna die.”

“He goes cuckoo for criminal con men, what they’re all selling he’s eager to buy,” he continues. “And while they play him he’s happy to say he’s in love, he’s in love, he’s in love, and we’re all gonna die!”

“Sure, it seems ’treasony,’ but can’t you see, he’s in love with a wonderful guy? He’s so thirsty for thugs and delinquents, there’s not a Nazi he can’t justify. And he could cream from an evil regime. Sorry, kids, but we’re all gonna die!”

Watch the brilliant take-down below.





