As much as Josh Donaldson, the Toronto Blue Jays' transcendent third baseman, enjoys bringing the rain, the 2015 American League MVP is just as inclined to bring out audacious new hairstyles.

On Wednesday, the stylistically intrepid 30-year-old debuted a new 'do branded, by the three-time All-Star himself, as the "Titanium" - a high fade variant with aggressive blonde dyeing.

Behold:

The Titanium works - my goodness, does it ever work - and follows a veritable laundry list of fetching Donaldson hairstyles, each more ephemeral than the last.

To limit Donaldson to one hairstyle is to tell the bird not to fly, the sun not to shine.

For in all of us lie multitudes, each fighting for air, yearning to reach the surface of the self.

Is Donaldson a viking? A hipster doofus? A dude-bro? Just good ol' boy? He is all of those things, and, thus, none of those things.