Hey guys, sorry for the delay with Hyrule high School. I'm going through a writing block rn :( In the meantime, here's a story my friend and me wrote at summer camp last year! This is 100% a joke okay so please don't call me a troll D:

The Rock stepped up behind Donatello, his bald, green tumored head sparkling slightly in the sunlight. The Rock wrapped his arms around the terminally ill Turntle's chest. "Oh, hi Rocky!" He said, a smirk snaking it's way onto his face. "I didn't here you come in." "That's the point," The Rock replied, the manly smell of sweat and Axe wafting into Donatello's nose. The Turntle closed his eyes and pressed against the Rock's body, feeling every muscle ripple as they got closer. He longed to stay like this forever, but knew his time was coming. Stage four cancer was a bitch. "So... What are you doing here? I thought you had school today," Donatello said, looking up into his human's eyes. The Rock smiled, a seductive glint in his eyes. "Well I heard you were feeling down lately... so I thought I'd try to cheer you up. Maybe introduce you to a friend of mine?" Just as he said that, Donatello felt a prick against the back of his shell. The Turntle smiled wide, and turned around, kissing the bottom of the Rock's chin. "I thought you'd never ask," he replied, his penis shifting in his shell, threatening to poke through its opening. The Rock placed a hand atop Donatello's head, and gently pushed him down onto his knees. He tried his hardest not to touch the massive tumor sticking out the side of the Turntle's head, knowing from experience how much pain it would cause him. Donatello got to his knees, and pulled the Rock's spandex down to his knees, revealing his sweaty, manly package. Half-mast, Donatello thought, Let's change that. The Turntle stuck out his tongue, and wrapped it around the tip of the Rock's cock, guiding it towards his mouth. His bright green lips parted as the Rock's cock made its way into his mouth. Donatello though he heard the man sigh as he penetrated the Turntles warm hole. "That feels great, Donny," The Rock grunted, gently moving his hips to bob the Turntles head. Donnatello responded in kind, taking more of the Rock's cock into his mouth and throat, before coughing and popping off his cock. "Too big for ya~?" The Rock asked, his dick perfectly erect in front of the Turntles eyesight. "Maybe for my mouth," the reptile replied, "but not my ass." He turned, his back facing the man, and raised his ass as far into the air as he could. The Rock quickly assumed position, and shoved his entire eight inch cock into the Turntles waiting ass, causing Donatello to gasp aloud. The Rock didn't let up, and started pounding his tight hole, every thrust sending waves of pleasure through the man. Their actions quickly devolved to a session of moaning and threatening to cum, which, eventually of course they did. The Rock's orgasm was so strong that the velocity of his cum ended up killing his lover, prematurely ending his already shortened life. The Rock screamed, pulling out and making a run for the nearest bus stop.