First off, so sorry I opened the gift so late. I ended up being away from home for the holidays, and I literally got home 11 minutes ago.

I specifically asked for my name engraved on Elon Musks' next car to space, or one-on-one guitar lessons from John Mayer, or some socks. I mentioned socks a lot. A lot.

My SS gave me a "Sock It" t-shirt, a sock monkey, Hebrew sock clamps, and a sock-themed notebook, along with an apology that Elon and John were both unavailable. My roommate, my girlfriend, and I laughed hysterically as we opened the gifts, until I realized that I didn't actually get any socks. What gives????? (Just kidding, really enjoyed your gifts!)

I hope you had an excellent holiday season, and I wish you a happy new year. Socks.

PS: pizza wrappers 10/10