As Timberwolves fans many of us have been conditioned to respond to the inevitable annual disappointment of Wolves seasons with little more than a shoulder shrug and a slight feeling of dejectedness, but recently the turn tables have began to......well, turn.

The last two off seasons have given us a glimpse into the footloose and fancy free lifestyles of fans of winning franchises (e.g. optimistic), and now that we've had a taste we want the whole god damned cake. And a piece of that cake is the undeniable talent of one of the best play by play announcers in the league, you.

We understand that you've moved on to the greener pastures of National broadcast, and for that we can not fault you, but why not make a small percentage of a middling franchises fan base even more excited than they already are?

So Mr. Harlan, we the fans of the Minnesota Timberwolves would like to extend to you an offer to rejoin the franchise you once helped make palatable through some of their worst years. Will you come back to our airwaves to deliver the same fervor and passion that made the Isaiah Rider and Cristian Laettner led T-Wolves watchable? Will you give us one last "THE BIG TICKET HAMMERS IT HOME!"? Will you complete this rebuild and rebranding of the Wolves by lending us your golden pipes for but a few years? Will you, like KG, come home?

Adendum:

By the way it is not my intention to discredit or discount the work of Dave Benz, who has in my estimation become a very pleasurable announcer to listen to, but rather to further reinvigorate the fan base and franchise by reuniting them with a name and voice that many Wolves fan feel is synonymous with the team.