Who has Britain’s most-smelly urine? If you’re anything like us, you will never, ever have asked that question once in your entire life. However, Thorpe Park has decided to find out anyway – and wants visitors to provide smelly urine samples.

Extracting the urine: urine donors at Thorpe park. The theme park is looking for bodily waste that most accurately replicates the qualities of the SAW horror films

Visitors to the theme park will be offered the opportunity to urinate in small plastic pots at special ‘deposit booths’, which will then be judged for odour – with the most disgusting urinator winning £500, and the unparalleled honour of having their wee’s smell recreated for a new attraction at the park.

Those hoping to achieve immortality in this way are advised by the theme park that good ways of making your urine more pungent include drinking alcohol or coffee, deliberately dehydrating yourself, and eating salty or sugary foods, garlic, or most of all asparagus. (Although they should probably bear in mind that it’s thought only about one fifth of the population is genetically capable of smelling the odour produced by eating asparagus.)



The winning smell will join the smell of burning hair and rotting meat in the new attraction, along with other popular entertainments such vibrating floors and electrocution.


Willing pee donors are advised to turn up at Thorpe Park this Friday between 11am â 2pm, with a full bladder. The victorious scent will form part of the park’s upcoming SAW Alive attraction, which aims to recreate the nightmarish experience of watching the seemingly endless SAW series of torture-porn films.