[00:00] Recording started.

[00:06] Zayden Cowper says, "How long will this TAKE"

[00:07] Chris Hansen says, "I am Chris Hansen"

[00:11] Chris Hansen says, "With Dateline NBC"

[00:11] Zayden Cowper says, "Yeah okay"

[00:18] Zayden Cowper says, "I'm losing my fucking mind here"

[00:21] Chris Hansen asks, "You attempted to sexually assault the detective is that true?"

[00:21] Zayden Cowper says, "AND my crab arm"

[00:24] Zayden Cowper says, "WRONG"

[00:24] Zayden Cowper says, "NO"

[00:27] Zayden Cowper says, "WHAT"

[00:33] Chris Hansen says, "Now see"

[00:37] Chris Hansen says, "We've been running an investigation on you"

[00:42] Zayden Cowper says, "Daw shit"

[00:46] Chris Hansen says, "You sent the detective, a, err, [blank] pic."

[00:48] Chris Hansen says, "Crab pic."

[00:49] Zayden Cowper says, "So you know about the meat god"

[00:51] Zayden Cowper says, "Oh yeah"

[00:56] Zayden Cowper says, "I have crabs i'm sorry man"

[01:21] Chris Hansen says, "This is some hard time."

[01:24] Zayden Cowper says, "When I leave this room will I get tackled by security"

[01:26] Chris Hansen asks, "Trying to solicit sex from a minor?"

[01:33] Zayden Cowper says, "How minor was the detective"

[01:36] Chris Hansen says, "10."

[01:46] Chris Hansen says, "10 yearrs under age, making her 8."

[01:49] Zayden Cowper says, "I WAS TOLD IT WAS HER 18TH BIRTHDAY"

[01:56] Chris Hansen says, "Negative, sir."

[01:59] Chris Hansen says, "We have transcripts."

[02:02] Zayden Cowper exclaims, "Lies!"

[02:04] Zayden Cowper exclaims, "Slander!"

[02:08] Chris Hansen says, "You: How old r u' - Her '8'"

[02:14] Chris Hansen says, "That's pretty incriminating."

[02:15] Zayden Cowper says, "Woah hey"

[02:17] Zayden Cowper says, "You know"

[02:27] Zayden Cowper says, "I text with a uh"

[02:36] Zayden Cowper says, "I mean I text a lot but I use smiles"

[02:39] Zayden Cowper says, "And giggle faces"

[02:43] Chris Hansen says, "I know."

[02:50] Zayden Cowper asks, "See?"

[02:51] Zayden Cowper exclaims, "FAKE!"

[02:54] Chris Hansen says, "Right after that you messaged, 'oh haha OwO XD :P'"

[03:01] Zayden Cowper says, "Daw shit"

[03:06] Zayden Cowper says, "It's me"

[03:08] Zayden Cowper says, "I confess"

[03:13] Chris Hansen says, "Well...I guess you can leave now."

[03:17] Zayden Cowper says, "Wait"

[03:23] Chris Hansen yells, "ON THE GROUND CREEP!!"

[03:24] Zayden Cowper says, "Isn't the purpose of the show to catch"

[03:27] Zayden Cowper says, "OH SHIT"

[03:31] Zayden Cowper says, "HE HAS BIPOLAR"

[03:37] Chris Hansen says, "You're UNDER ARREST"

[03:38] Chris Hansen says, "PUNK"

[03:38] [Common] Petrov Petrovic Petrovski exclaims, "HoP's still in service, yo!"

[03:38] Zayden Cowper says, "I DIDN'T SEE THAT FASTBALL"

[03:40] [Common] Petrov Petrovic Petrovski exclaims, "Stop by!"