When it came to Media Day, Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett was the anti-Marshawn Lynch.

Bennett, instead, chose to turn up the humor. A lot.

Here’s a recap of Bennett’s most memorable moments.

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1. He thinks the Patriots need to save their, um, energy for Sunday’s game.

2. He made an important distinction about his famous bike ride after the Seahawks won the NFC title game.

#Seahawks Bennett: "Today should be the sex cut-off day for the Patriots. It takes a lot of testerone to beat us." — Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) January 27, 2015

3. He explained why he’s growing a beard.

4. He shared his opinion on the group of people asking questions at Media Day.

#Seahawks Bennett, on his incoming beard: "Moses had one. Genghis Khan had one. Jesus had one." — Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) January 27, 2015

5. He revealed who has the best booty in the world.

Michael Bennett on SB media coverage: "I see a lot more black reporters here than I do in Seattle. Nice to see my color here doing work." — Bart Hubbuch (@BartHubbuch) January 27, 2015

6. He gave a scouting report on Patriots offensive lineman Sebastian Vollmer.

7. He described what it would be like to win back-to-back Super Bowls against Peyton Manning and Tom Brady.

Michael Bennett on Vollmer: “He has that German strength" — gregg rosenthal (@greggrosenthal) January 27, 2015