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Okay, We're writing her right in.



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What? We're right. And welcome to Episode five Home. So, yeah, I was



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like, Episode 73



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Things is one of those days where it feels like a really long time. Yeah, this date lasted a law



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that was every day. Because every day to me,



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some days are over in the blink of an eye.



spk_0: 0:29

That's true. I guess you're like we busy ourselves. We busy



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ourselves. This yourselves with this and that. The comings and goings of human beings.



spk_0: 0:39

Well, I hope everyone is doing



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it. Spread instructor hour upon the stage.



spk_0: 0:46

Wow, we're having Ah, we're having a play Paul is doing. Is that a Shakespeare thing?



spk_1: 0:52

You're the one with the degree.



spk_0: 0:53

I know. Isn't that funny that I don't know?



spk_1: 0:56

Uh, yeah. All the world's a stage and all the men and



spk_0: 0:59

women merely players father way. That's Jaques. And you know those airs the parts for the guys. Here is my problem with a drama degree. You study the class. Thanks. Guess who gets to do everything. The dude dudes and you know Yes. Okay. There's some great female roles or whatever, but if you're going by sheer numbers.



spk_1: 1:25

Yeah, comparatively. What's so funny about that? Yeah. Is that it used to be all men playing the parts. Yes. So it's not just that, you know, they don't write great parts for women. They don't great parts for, for



spk_0: 1:40

the men playing, because it was a lot of women because it was, like, the reflection of society. GIF, of course, that's that was like, men's understands



spk_1: 1:52

here, a woman talk for such a long time,



spk_0: 1:54

and, you know, to be fair, some of the female parts ended up like they would reserve those guys in the in them. You know what? Well, I give you a Shakespearean performer.



spk_1: 2:13

Yes. You're telling you now we're past Shakespeare's. Didn't?



spk_0: 2:16

No, no, I'm not. Past takes your Tuesday what I'm saying? Yes. I'm saying there some notable female roles where the female addresses the mail and parade around is a male.



spk_1: 2:28

Oh, in the role itself. Correct? Yes, exactly. So you have.



spk_0: 2:32

You have a man playing



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a man playing a woman playing a



spk_0: 2:35

man, and I'm sure that was, like, hilarious, like more



spk_1: 2:38

hell areas kind of cracking up,



spk_0: 2:40

right? Oh, my God. You know what you're reminding me of only this thes heads as a raging with my scalp Really bad. You're you're reminding me of No, that scene in the movie the secret where they're like you can, like, wish your cancer away or something. And



spk_1: 3:01

I forgot they made a movie.



spk_0: 3:02

Great, isn't that right? And then they like, show someone watching Charlie Chap, Chaplain. And they're like, Yeah, they're like, a lot still like alone, But l o l ng there l o l ng at like a chaplain. Which, by the way, none of it makes sense. Number one, you can't wish your cancer way. Number two,



spk_1: 3:21

you never should have moved.



spk_0: 3:23

It was like a project you can look like a propaganda



spk_1: 3:26

is not just can't wish your cancer away. It's that it's not your fault if you get cancer. That was that. That was the the dark side of the secret Waas. Oh, there's a yes. Is that any misery we have in our lives? We have brought that on right



spk_0: 3:39

because that because nature is neutral, it is not. There is no like Corona virus or whatever doesn't exist because man is bad, man is good and man is bad man, it's both. It's always everything both at the same time. Anyway, my point is your I don't know it. You are making me When you said you were laughing, thinking about a man playing a woman that made me think of that moment in the secret because I think what happened was is it was it in the secret, or is it with the wheat, whatever to me, they're like this. I forgot about that one. We didn't



spk_1: 4:18

see that. We don't see all of that. Right on the



spk_0: 4:21

hey, my friend Nicole is gonna be mad at me. Okay? I think you get anyway, My point is, I think



spk_1: 4:26

we give it a shot.



spk_0: 4:27

I saw the secret one with you, and you were



spk_1: 4:30

like the trailer,



spk_0: 4:31

and you were, like, furious. You're like Chaplin's modern day or whatever



spk_1: 4:38

it is is drunk. But the idea that someone by themselves watch



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l o l ing as watching a Charlie jobless silent film in modern time is cranking up Something is weird and wrong, Right? That's a look. I was a directorial choice. Was directorial Buster Keaton that was like free. Like like Danny Boy. You don't pay to show that clip.



spk_1: 5:08

I don't know if that's public domain. I don't know



spk_0: 5:11

Buster Keaton. Yes. Then you're funny. They were other times.



spk_1: 5:14

They were fine. They were of their time. I've had people say, like, No, If you watch Buster Keaton now, it's legitimately funny. And I wouldn't I would say for my what makes me actually laugh out loud, which is more stuff in life than it is in art. Okay, like, it takes a lot for me. I really have to be taken by surprise, I think because I just think you much about the formula of it. Okay, I tend to not like jokes as much as, like, character situations. Same from watching the comedy. Because the math of the joke, I just feel like I I get the math and the rhythm and all that stuff, so I just There's no way I'm gonna watch some black and white two reeler



spk_0: 6:09

alone, though,



spk_1: 6:09

and be troubling alone. Would



spk_0: 6:12

you let me ask you this? Say you're watching something that does genuinely like tickle your funny bone alone. Are you sitting on the like? I swear in my memory, like the actor doing this was like holding their belly. You know what I mean?



spk_1: 6:32

You wanted to roll a bit



spk_0: 6:33

and like like, alone on the couch at night later. I mean, I have actually been I think I can laugh. I think I laugh out loud alone. I think I've laughed out loud off.



spk_1: 6:44

That's a really good question.



spk_0: 6:47

No, I think I bet you have.



spk_1: 6:48

I have. I'm sure that I have, Like, I'm trying to get shows that made me laugh out loud. Llosa's bookies made me laugh out loud at such a great show.



spk_0: 6:58

I didn't say that, But you you said it was great.



spk_1: 7:00

That's a good binge recommendation. But that is. But that was a very surprising show. And I I think I did, because I watched it by myself. I think I did laugh out loud alone. You did it, Which is that's the rarest thing, because I will. I could watch something a comedy and enjoy it and still not laugh out loud, Sure and say That was very good.



spk_0: 7:23

I could watch Buster Keaton for Charlie Chaplin. And I mean, like, I find, uh, okay, that's interesting. It will. It will be interesting to find, Like to observe yourself alone to see if you are a laugh out loud alone. Because I because I don't like giggles.



spk_1: 7:47

You put a camera in your enclosure and make you what stuff?



spk_0: 7:55

Well, I might be filming you like when we're allowed to go out in the world again. I might have, like, secret maiming cams. Set a second. What do you think? If you back up and then I'll get back to everyone in it in a year?



spk_1: 8:10

You already planning this? Just That's why you haven't any camp. Just to see if I laugh out loud when I buy myself.



spk_0: 8:22

I don't know why. Okay. This is not the threat I warrant is us to even be going down like there was some other. Like, I started this conversation and I forgot, like I wanted. Oh, you did.



spk_1: 8:38

I know this is not what we intend



spk_0: 8:39

because you're it. No, we didn't even will result Planet listeners. We don't. We just me. But I feel like Oh, I know we were talking about how long it fell or something.



spk_1: 8:52

Yes, but some days feel very long. Somebody's feel very fast.



spk_0: 8:55

I wanted, but what? I really wanted to get out there was that. I hope everyone's doing okay.



spk_1: 9:00

I hope so, too,



spk_0: 9:01

because this is, you know, like, it's been a stretch and it's



spk_1: 9:07

not over yet.



spk_0: 9:08

No, it's not. I'm wrong on this together, but we're apart. And that's weird.



spk_1: 9:12

Yeah, some people arm or in it because they have jobs that require them to be more in it. Yes. Um, anyway, let's not Let's not talked too much about that aspect. No, thank you. Everyone who has a job like that. Who's Joe, whose job requires them to be there for us. Um,



spk_0: 9:31

I mean, you're here is you're, like, first responder here. It's



spk_1: 9:35

exactly right. Let's talk about our day.



spk_0: 9:38

Okay. Where can I say one thing that made me laugh today? Okay. Our day ended up taking us around two places. Way had to do some hearings. We're the resume errands. And we were in my friend Aaron Chris's neighborhood, and I was like, We're in your neighborhood. Were you gonna pull up outside your, um, apartment building? And if you want to come out on the sidewalk and wait to us in the car, you know, we're coming by and they're like, OK, so we did like a drive by and they came out because they were gonna walk there. Dollar going. Then we started having a conversation from faraway physically Distance. We were still in the car. They were on the sidewalk about their masks, about our masks because we were all wearing cloth face coverings. And Krista pointed out, um, if I pull my mass down and then put it back up, then I might have touched a contained. Technically, like I've touched, I might have touched a contaminated surface. And I said, Oh, you mean a full might because I've been reading about Corona viruses and, um, kind of obsessed, and, um and then everyone was like, Looked at me like what? And I was like I said, I took a Corona virus quiz yesterday and Paul said, Oh, who'd you get? Which one would wonder where you are? What I I I've been home for weeks.



spk_1: 11:27

We didn't break this down, by the way. What quick break virus quiz



spk_0: 11:32

Corona virus quays



spk_1: 11:33

Like asking you How much do you know about Corona virus?



spk_0: 11:35

Yes, I've been okay. I didn't I still got a couple wrong, Okay, But, um, I might have gotten the phone might one wrong. And that's why I know what the phone. I know what a full might is. Which is the contaminated inanimate object. Or maybe it's what is on the anyway. You don't want phone lights.



spk_1: 12:01

I don't want any of them.



spk_0: 12:03

Anyway, when you said who Wait, what do you think? Which one are you that made me laugh? I'm sorry. I had to share. I said I got coated. 17. Well, and then Krista said she was a Carrie. It was a good bit.



spk_1: 12:19

Let's go back to earlier in the day. Yes. We both woke up too soon. We wanted to sleep later. That's my life now. Woke up before my life's an alarm. Woke up before the alarm.



spk_0: 12:30

Oh, you set an alarm? Yes. What was your? What was gonna happen



spk_1: 12:35

I was gonna wake up with four was gonna happen. I don't know about the alarm. Was gonna crow that would cause a cat thio kick a boot. Been a bowling ball, knocks over a goldfish bowl. Um, I So we both been having very weird dreams, and I think a lot of people are experiencing this having very strange and very vivid dreams. Um, we're not gonna talk about dreams right now. Everyone relax, everyone. Everyone is getting way too fast forward.



spk_0: 13:10

That's private, because his



spk_1: 13:12

private cause all our dreams or sex dreams One of the reasons we got together, I never had a dream that wasn't his extreme. Oh, God. So we're both feeling kind of weird beginning of the day, but we went to come to cuckoo. Okay. Third member of our household.



spk_0: 13:31

Okay, Keep going. We've got a mask on that, Kiki. That would be I'm putting. How tiny would First of all, it had to be the tiniest No, first of all, I mean, you're



spk_1: 13:45

the only one. You ever see it way people?



spk_0: 13:49

We can make a tic tac. I'm not on



spk_1: 13:52

our first to talk. So, uh, it was our friend Melissa's birthday today.



spk_0: 13:58

Happy right, David



spk_1: 13:59

Birthday. Melissa. Her husband, Martin, organized a surprise for her, which was tohave. Friends come by in shifts in different windows of time. And then we talked via speaker phones, a cz. They sat in their house and we were on the other side.



spk_0: 14:18

It was like they were on the other side of the glass like a prison. Like a prison visit where you pick up the bones. I've never visited a prison. Never have. You know, my friend Nicole, Has she taught yoga to inmates?



spk_1: 14:36

That's very kind. Yeah, she's getting. Hopefully we'll never have to visit a prison.



spk_0: 14:41

You know what one of my greatest fears is going to prison being framed for a crime that I didn't commit?



spk_1: 14:48

Yes. Being wrongfully accused and convicted of a crime



spk_0: 14:50

that that no one's would, absolutely terrifying. It is like it is. So it happens a lot. You know, it happens a lot because it happens a lot.



spk_1: 15:04

So we went there. I think we got it. But put



spk_0: 15:09

a pin in it because I want to talk about my okay. Michael Cohen. All right, Go back. Go back. Go back. Oh, So we spoke through the glass?



spk_1: 15:18

Yes. And it was very nice Recovery. It was fine. We showed up in our masks. Which were we? We today We did bandannas. We just have been down a side job. Bandanna tied around our faces. I decided for fun. I have a lot of hats. It was like What? Everywhere. Ah, fun hat to go over there for the birthday greeting.



spk_0: 15:39

And we were in sunglasses to cause it was Sonny.



spk_1: 15:41

Yeah, So I put on ah, cowboy hat, the very next cowboy hat that I have. And when we got there, we called Martin, as we were instructed to do to begin the visit, and he was on the phone with somebody else. And when he got off, he said, that was my neighbor across the street. And we saw this older woman were also wearing a mask. She was putting her trash cans back. Dragging them from the streets were yard



spk_0: 16:09

is like broad daylight.



spk_1: 16:11

Apparently she called because, as she put it, she thought we might be bandits.



spk_0: 16:21

What? I understand why she saw people wearing cloth face coverings as we are mandated to dio in Los Angeles.



spk_1: 16:34

Yes, here's what you probably thought. These people are taking advantage of the situation,



spk_0: 16:39

but I drive an electric car because, Blake what? You



spk_1: 16:45

could be a conscientious bandit, that green bandits Good agreed. Van is is good and we only steal recycling from people's houses and we take it to our separate,



spk_0: 17:05

so confused by the whole situation, because I thought it was like a prank that I didn't think Martin was being like first serious, but he waas like I haven't asked. Like three times. I was like, Wait a minute, wait a minute Like I don't like She was wearing a mask. Also, like people were walking their dogs down this busy neighborhood street or whatever with, like, various cloths face coverings like it couldn't have been the first being Danna that she'd seen



spk_1: 17:34

first combo of Banda Cowboy, a man woman bandit team that's very progressive romantic



spk_0: 17:43

drives, electric drives, electric commit, committed committed. Ah, climate activist bandits.



spk_1: 17:57

Is this supposed to be like an acronym?



spk_0: 17:59

Know what is it



spk_1: 18:00

you're saying it So delivery. I think it would spell something out.



spk_0: 18:04

I think Tito's should be our first sponsor. Tito's if you're listening, if you're listening. I got a lot going on here with



spk_1: 18:16

maybe explain to Tito's what that means. Make it sound positive.



spk_0: 18:22

I got a lot going on here.



spk_1: 18:25

He knows I got a lot going on here.



spk_0: 18:28

Active. Tito's all right, keep going. Tell the hotel.



spk_1: 18:33

So we had a lovely visit. Yes. Then we went to oh, and check out Melissa's podcast Web crawlers Yeah! Valley Siegel speech from Republic City



spk_0: 18:44

Cheerios Network Have to plug that I am on.



spk_1: 18:51

It's the latest the latest at I Want to Get the Title right, so I'm gonna look at it. Let's let's talk with Lydia Green.



spk_0: 19:01

Let's talk with Lydia Greengrass.



spk_1: 19:03

The name is so long that it doesn't all fit



spk_0: 19:08

and it's Ah, it's sort of a comedy. It's sort of a comedy. Comedy meets reality. It's a very know what? What do you



spk_1: 19:16

know? I really like it. A lot of producers, Another more produced by Maria Bless Uchi it on



spk_0: 19:21

the areas now



spk_1: 19:22

on the area's network. Just check it out. It's it's, Ah, interesting conversations with this woman, Lydia. Um, she talks to various people about various things, but Jamie appears on it today. In some capacity? Yes, I don't know,



spk_0: 19:37

but I'm a performer on it. I'm not myself on it. I play a character.



spk_1: 19:42

I was trying to be mysterious. I don't want to give too much away. It's really



spk_0: 19:50

Oh, wait. Oh, no. Did we We did the Rana asked without was last week.



spk_1: 19:56

That was last week. Hey, guys, I know it's a blending together, but we've been? We've been very. We've been getting a lot of podcast invitations as a couple lately. More than we've ever gotten.



spk_0: 20:07

Kind of interesting. What do you think about that? Oh, I was reminded of something really horrible that have been in our past. I'm not going to bring it up. Great. And do you know what I'm thinking about?



spk_1: 20:21

No, I don't. But you can continue off the air to not bring it up.



spk_0: 20:25

Oh, can I?



spk_1: 20:26

Yeah. And keep it safely in the, um but ah, no, I think because we're doing this podcast,



spk_0: 20:38

you think



spk_1: 20:39

people are like, Oh, they they can do stuff together. They don't hate that.



spk_0: 20:43

And they live together and are forced



spk_1: 20:46

to stay in ruins. Trapped. That's this is it's really a podcasters market right now because we all know that each other we're all trapped. And so, captain, like, I dare you to say no to doing my thing, because what else you gonna do?



spk_0: 21:05

I had a moment during the pandemic where, um I still see my therapist through the tele their beams situation. And I was like, I don't know, um I don't know howto like, say, I'm busy for something anymore because because they know I'm lying. But I'm not. I'm not like I'm still busy.



spk_1: 21:35

We have been strangely busy. It always. It always seems to happen where it's one day out of the week will be the day where everything happens, right? Um but I I struggle with that as well, but I did a thing recently that I've never really done before was just say, I'm not interested. What? Somebody It was? Yeah, it was. It was a project that I had already contributed to. I was interviewed for a documentary and then the guy who directed it, Ah, wantto put an addendum in. There were a record additional stuff as to how people are doing during the pandemic, recording things during the pandemic, podcasts and stuff. And he he wrote to me a few times and I've been very bad at getting back to people on email since this all at first was bad to begin.



spk_0: 22:29

Yeah, he's gonna think I didn't want to say, but I was gonna say, but I mean, like,



spk_1: 22:34

thanks for backing me up, but it's



spk_0: 22:37

not good sense that's get self aware.



spk_1: 22:39

Yes, but it's gotten worse and So the guy after he e mailed me like I want to say four times and I don't blame him for being persistent, but I wrote back and I said, I think because I was like, Well, I can't say that. And then I realized, No, I can't say that And I said, You know what? I actually I'm gonna pass. I don't think I really have anything to add And he said, Fair enough. You know, he was very gracious about it, but it was the truth. You know, I just really didn't think that, you know, like beyond doing this, that we're doing together.



spk_0: 23:15

Well, there's only so much bandwidth. Yeah. I mean, that's sort of where I am right now, because also, I'm working on my own projects that because I want to come out of this with completed projects and it's like, Well, wait a minute if I'm spending like two hours here and towers there on your thing in the day ends and I'm having to, like, cook dinner and wash the dishes, and I don't have any mental capacity for a thing, but like this is something like you and I run into because like you're like. You should always be honest because we've gotten into, well, conflicts before work because I am not all.



spk_1: 23:52

It's not that you should always be honest. It's don't add information that doesn't need to be



spk_0: 23:58

okay, because



spk_1: 23:59

that's where you can open yourself up to trouble.



spk_0: 24:02

They're going to get up into some trouble. No, this is so like Southern me, though, because like, I'll be like, Oh, we just can't because, um,



spk_1: 24:14

they invented reasons.



spk_0: 24:16

So says coming by to drop off the thing. And then we've got to do this with the thing and that, you know, we'd love to, but we can't and then they're like immediately come back and we've got



spk_1: 24:26

one of those. I'll just bring one over



spk_0: 24:28

tomorrow night. We're free and you know, it's like, Oh, but that's and then you're like If you had just said in the first place like we're too busy lately to do anything like that and I'm his like, it's been like such a long road for me. Sure, because it's like that's



spk_1: 24:47

not the way you were raised. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Culturally, it's not. It's not done. You can't just give a flat sorry. Can't do that.



spk_0: 24:55

No, but my therapist said I can you? Absolutely, she says, Because like sometimes I'm like, Oh, I can't, um I can't see you next week because and she's like That's all you need to say. I just I can't see anything that's good enough for me. That's good enough for me. I'm sure you have. I trust that you have a reason for whatever it is that you need, and and it's like such a loving It was such like a loving re reaction, because that's the problem is, I have had people in my life that don't respond with loving reactions. That's what had to be Yes, of course, like almost like do gymnastics to get out of stuff because, you know, like people in my life with boundary issues that are like, try to figure out a way to take more from me. Wait, this is turned into, like a weird their visa. I can't talk about that anywhere. We gotta move to a different We're gonna move to a different situation here. Anyway, my point is, is like you can still be busy while under a stay at home order, and I didn't that, like, threw me for a loop kind of



spk_1: 26:07

me, too,



spk_0: 26:08

you know, And it's also okay not to be. It's also okay to be like, Hey, I I'm processing everything that's going on and I don't think I can, you know, be president for that or whatever. Yeah, absolutely. Anyway, this weekend was supposed to be my 10 year high school reunion. We're doing a virtual reunion on Monday and ah, it's weird. I was supposed to be at home. My mom is My mom is filtering at home alone, and, you know, that's been kind of, um, it's hard, hard. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah. And like part of me liked was like, Can I figure out how to drive across the country without touching anything? It's



spk_1: 27:02

a good challenge. The matter. And honestly, even if the situation were not happening, that is a good challenge. Um, that would be a great honey because there's,



spk_0: 27:10

like, a 3000 mile trip. First of all, I



spk_1: 27:13

think it would be a great show. Talk about nanny cams. You put lipstick cameras in the cars.



spk_0: 27:19

Well, do you get to touch the car because you're gonna have to put gas in the



spk_1: 27:22

only touch it's really do big car



spk_0: 27:27

and bathrooms and food.



spk_1: 27:28

Well, yeah, maybe not food. Maybe it's gotta be like you have. You have to stay away



spk_0: 27:35

three day. No, that's a dangerous.



spk_1: 27:39

What if you have two people and they switch off the driving?



spk_0: 27:44

Um, no, he's still to eat. That's still three. Probably solid days. Even. It's really, like 2.8 days.



spk_1: 27:55

You can pull over to eat once a day.



spk_0: 27:59

Oh, I don't like a nightmare because when I go on a road trip like I stock up like I get like corn nuts and Yoo hoos And like the whole nine like stuff is going on.



spk_1: 28:11

By the way, those go great together. Oh, I loved is a big handle. Corn nuts. Washington D



spk_0: 28:21

o water. Get some bc headache powder and a Coca Cola for my hangover and a pack of moral lights. And then I'm like that. That is like my life is like a road trip formula right there that will get you through That will get you through. Hey, I've thought about taking up smoking during this. What? Believe me, it's It's come thio. You know something? I thought about



spk_1: 28:52

now you've always been a social smoker. Although you have in a really long time



spk_0: 28:56

whenever you quit smoking is when I stopped smoking.



spk_1: 29:02

I hope for years I quit in 2006 Every once in a while I have a dream that I start smoking again. No way. And it's horrible. Interesting. It's such a I feel Ah, horrible sense of shame.



spk_0: 29:15

I'm sure it would feel horrible to smoke again, actually.



spk_1: 29:18

Oh, yeah. Oh, well, I had I'd smoked an herbal cigarette for ba jillion one time.



spk_0: 29:23

Yeah, it doesn't gross. I bet



spk_1: 29:25

it was gross and I but I was scared because I thought



spk_0: 29:28

it's gonna make you smoke it.



spk_1: 29:29

Yes. I thought it's just gonna make me smoke again. Instantly. Was so disgusting. I was thrilled. I was relieved, but I I



spk_0: 29:38

got the first time you've ever smoked in horrible cigarette, though in your life.



spk_1: 29:44

Uh, I I may have tried it before.



spk_0: 29:49

Did you ever like in high school like, did you ever smoke a clove?



spk_1: 29:53

Yeah. I took a puff of one clove cigarettes. I took a puff of one clove cigarette. Cigarette.



spk_0: 30:00

Oh, I've had There's a bunch



spk_1: 30:02

of French Frenchies. Yeah, like those crumbling laws, The gala is hard on me. Or maybe I had batons. The G i t a n e s. Oh, I know. Whatever. It was super harsh. Anyway, in the dreams, when I smoke in the dream, it's always like, Oh, no, I'm smoking like I don't realize I'm doing it until I'm doing it. And then I feel a profound sense of shame. Really? Yeah. What is that



spk_0: 30:30

mean? Wait. We said we were gonna talk about our dreams than we did.



spk_1: 30:33

It's true. But those dreams, those air non pandemic dreams That's also boring compared to the dreams that I've been asking. Um, so your high score Union Virtual one. On Monday you went to a school called Ashley Hall? Yes. Their motto is Where girls or champions? Yes. For some reason, when I first saw it, I couldn't hear what it was. And I had it in my head as where girls are made. So



spk_0: 31:03

I would be weird. And science fiction?



spk_1: 31:06

Yeah. It doesn't make sense. It



spk_0: 31:07

does. Yeah,



spk_1: 31:10

but you know, it's being of smoking. Oh, yeah, there was. I trip out on this.



spk_0: 31:15

I was told that



spk_1: 31:17

a sanctioned a place where you were a senior senior.



spk_0: 31:20

Well, I was told that we were not that we were the class, that my memory is wrong, that the clasp of forest was the final one. Um, that was allowed to smoke in Shell House. And I have memories of smoking, and still, I feel like I have memories of smoking in Shell



spk_1: 31:37

House, but probably illegally. You weren't supposed to be in there.



spk_0: 31:40

Yeah, probably. But the show house was for seniors only. And like, we, that was like the place we went on the campus. And we



spk_1: 31:48

help people with shell houses show



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houses like this little tiny hut that is covered from, like, ground to roof with conch shells. And there's, like, a couch or something there. It's pretty nice. Now, this is gross before, and we go in there and we'd like, talk about how bad we were. We'd be like, Yeah, like I am dating a college boy, naming, you know, whatever. And and then we'd be, like, smoking and stuff. And I mean, it's just what And then also, senior lawn was for seniors only senior lawn. Only seniors were allowed to cross we



spk_1: 32:30

in my high school. I don't remember that we had an area that was designated for seniors, but because they're my was a bigger school. But I believe that seniors were allowed to smoke. There was an area of the campus. Yeah, there's an area, the parking lot where you could smoke and seniors could smoke. There, that seems,



spk_0: 32:51

See, isn't that wild? It's demented. Also, we were allowed to leave campus for, like, lunch or whatever.



spk_1: 32:58

I think we could do that.



spk_0: 32:59

We get the Taco Bell and I'm getting 49 cent tacos.



spk_1: 33:03

There was we were near high school was generally Roy Rogers.



spk_0: 33:07

What is that, like a like a hamburgers?



spk_1: 33:10

Yeah, Roy Rogers is a fast food place That was a guest, just East Coast, which I only ever saw Where, you know, in the Philadelphia area. I don't remember ever seeing it anywhere else, and then I never saw it again. But then it was mentioned on an episode of The Sopranos, and I got such a Hugh hang of. It was like a friend of mine was on the screen. I was like, Yeah,



spk_0: 33:36

it's still there.



spk_1: 33:38

It's gotta be. Although although the Sopranos is now a while ago.



spk_0: 33:42

That's true. A lot of people watching sopranos for the first time in their quarantine, which I think is kind of neat.



spk_1: 33:48

We almost did every watch of that.



spk_0: 33:50

I know. And then I made us watch the wire. I mean, I had to you I just, like, started watching. It was so good. It's so good.



spk_1: 33:58

I just finished. I Claudius Oh



spk_0: 34:01

yeah, because you're also listening to John Hodgman Sze



spk_1: 34:03

Broadcast John Hodgman, Elliot Kalen have a podcast called iPod IUs where they re watch animated series. They re watch the 1976 miniseries I Claudius, which I remember my parents watching when I was little.



spk_0: 34:17

Really you love it. You tried to get me to watch it. And when I say like old miniseries, I guess I like the toga thing like, put me off a little bit even though I loved room



spk_1: 34:26

on HBO. That's why I thought you might like this because it's like it's amazing British actors and I will like that room. I should watch it. You give it a shot, but



spk_0: 34:37

I was wrong on HBO because it was like sexy like sexpot situation.



spk_1: 34:47

There's nudity. Which was Yeah. Yeah, that was like a PBS. That was a big PBS thing when I was a kid. Like you could see nudity on PBS occasionally. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Like money Python, I think, would occasionally show tits



spk_0: 35:00

I was watching the wrong channel. I think I want to say my recommendation, cause I'm very excited that, um the final season of Bosch has dropped all names on today. I love Bosh so much. It's based on the series of books by Michael Conley. He's like this hard boiled homicide Detective



spk_1: 35:24

Bosch on Michael Connelly.



spk_0: 35:26

Oh, yeah, Bosch. Her on



spk_1: 35:28

Khan is a wimp.



spk_0: 35:30

Michael Kali Roads of the syriza bits and Bosch is the character who's the he's like. He's just like good police like heat his gut like Tell them, you know, like he can, like, walk into a crime scene and, like, be like it was the boyfriend or whatever, you know, like he's that good. Although he it took him like his life to solve his mother's murder but like whatever. And he's got



spk_1: 35:54

what it will get across Bear Bosch.



spk_0: 35:57

Ah, say every case is like a softball, I'm saying also, he was like the teenager, and, um she was like, maybe a prostitute. They were for whatever. I'm just saying that like, Oh, in like, it's all it's like an l A noire like



spk_1: 36:14

a motor nor



spk_0: 36:15

modern war. And he and he, like lip first of all, is shot awesome like



spk_1: 36:21

it really is. I mean, every episode.



spk_0: 36:24

Yeah, Poznan Abosch dude.



spk_1: 36:25

But I might We watched the first episode.



spk_0: 36:28

I kind of turned it on in front of him. And then he got sort of hook.



spk_1: 36:31

Yeah, I think I might start from beginning at some point.



spk_0: 36:34

I love it when I get the time I love it, but okay. So, like the way that they use L. A as a CZ set piece is so cool because you don't see that like it's not gritty, it's not gritting. And it's not like, you know, Sunshine Beach like 90 to 1. It's like it's like L A in all of its layers



spk_1: 36:59

all over early because, you know, over such a sprawling city, but the ground they cover in the show in the places that they locations that they use, it really is cool, especially for people who live here to see. But if you don't live here and you're you don't you have an idea of Los Angeles? Um, from other TV shows? Check this out.



spk_0: 37:20

And I was like eating like, get the good places. And there's, like, a whole blogged about, like all the places he eat and Bosch and then and like, there's sort of like this Gatsby, sort of like literary side where he lives in this kind of like tree houses perched on the side of a mountain or a hill, like in L. A hill. And he can



spk_1: 37:43

over a beautiful glass



spk_0: 37:44

made out of glass glass. And it's he has those money cause he like one this settlement. It's like he has his whole you don't even know you don't even know. Like Bosch has had a life. Okay, bosses had a you life and he like he operates on like, pure instinct. But he's not reactive. He's cool. So I don't understand how this character is, how he is.



spk_1: 38:09

Yeah, he's played by Titus Welliver, who's like, so perfectly captured on Deadwood. Yes,



spk_0: 38:14

that's right. Using that dead way. Yeah, in um, anyway, I just think it's like really and There's all kinds of, like bad politics, going like bad local politics going on with the police and the mayor and the city and the this and that. And it's it's just I love it. That's my



spk_1: 38:33

There you go. That's my Bosch. And please check out my podcast about Bosch called That's My Bosch, where



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a limited series



spk_1: 38:44

I cover every episode based on walking in and out of the room when Janey is watching the show. What I've gleaned.



spk_0: 38:52

Watch like every Catholic pausing today. And I was like, Okay, what you need thio his eggs. Life was like in the FBI and that it I'm like like I'm like, going through this whole thing and and and then I would like, continue.



spk_1: 39:05

I'm trying to class to craft a flimsy fishing rod and animal crossing



spk_0: 39:11

because Bosch is not, like thin like it is based on the series of just like books. So, like there's a lot of backstory, there's like a lot. That's why I think it's a cool show because okay, fine.



spk_1: 39:24

We Bosch, You got a lot of free air. Time her



spk_0: 39:28

on him, His Bosch. His name is Sarah,



spk_1: 39:32

but they call him Harry, right?



spk_0: 39:33

Yeah. Yes. Like there's an artist. Her on miss. Okay, Okay, Okay. Okay. Michael Connelly, if you're listening,



spk_1: 39:45

if you're sitting next to Hollywood executives,



spk_0: 39:48

you're City makes it well,



spk_1: 39:49

casting people for a baby shark.



spk_0: 39:51

If you're saying hold executives like, can you d And stay if home kids at gmail dot com Because I've got I've got something for them.



spk_1: 40:01

And also my kind of I'm sorry calls you a wimp Earlier was just for comic effect. If you're listening,



spk_0: 40:07

if you're listening,



spk_1: 40:08

listening you're the spitting, spineless little world



spk_0: 40:12

Listen, you call yourself an Angeleno. This'll podcast is is loss. And this is Los Angeles. We're coming to you from Los Angeles right now.



spk_1: 40:27

We went from our house to Venice today to get Italian food.



spk_0: 40:34

Yeah, and then we saw a friend codes in West Hollywood.



spk_1: 40:38

Yeah, so don't tell us. Hey. Hey, Michael Collins. Don't tell us we're not Los Angeles.



spk_0: 40:45

Connolly. We are lost season.



spk_1: 40:48

Michael Connolly. Go fuck yourself. Wait. No, this guy I mean, he told



spk_0: 40:56

my God Connolly. Fearless thing. Stay at home. I will write you



spk_1: 41:02

back. Looked at this class Stay of home concise, twinkly lights. Thanks crime



spk_0: 41:09

any like y'all. He likes jazz. He's in a jack,



spk_1: 41:12

just like he was final.



spk_0: 41:15

He's a jazz lake. Aficionados. Bo. He's a jazz bo. Yeah, by the way, Paul is an old bit.



spk_1: 41:24

You could still hear it if you want to check out my old albums.



spk_0: 41:27

What it was that. What's your jazz on? Impersonal? No, I think he's before that.



spk_1: 41:34

That was the 1st 1



spk_0: 41:36

you put. That, too, has been on impersonal.



spk_1: 41:39

Well, what do you, my manager with Jasmine are impersonal



spk_0: 41:45

way. I thought the jazz bit was just I thought the jazz bit was



spk_1: 41:53

It was never committed to recording.



spk_0: 41:55

Right now, I thought I thought it was like a like bootleg. No, no, it's on an album. It's on impersonal.



spk_1: 42:02

I believe so. Looking up right now,



spk_0: 42:06

I don't know. Anyway, I like impersonal. I mean, I was there when you when you tape this



spk_1: 42:10

sale like that. No one else? No, I like it personal. You one of my fans? Hey, it's one thing that I liked it.



spk_0: 42:25

I know comedy fans comedy fans are like battery.



spk_1: 42:29

No, I I I'm like that. I know, you know,



spk_0: 42:33

like the nicest communists



spk_1: 42:34

on impersonal. No, I do have wonderful fans. Every once in a while, there's somebody that says an awkward thing. But that's life. Jackson.



spk_0: 42:44

What is that? I don't know. All right. Well, yes,



spk_1: 42:50

but here's what



spk_0: 42:51

got her weekend water. It's time



spk_1: 42:53

to stand up albums and personal was the 1st 1



spk_0: 42:56

I am personal



spk_1: 42:57

than freak Worf.



spk_0: 42:58

I loved Freak War



spk_1: 43:00

Freak Orphans Fund, That's where. Do you know my friend Rhea Butcher?



spk_0: 43:05

Well, yeah, that



spk_1: 43:06

was before. I don't know. That was You should have told me. Freak Worf I recorded in Chicago at this theater called the Lake Shore, which the first time I was there was the most wonderful experience, huh? Was there. Kristen Shaw had a great time, huh? And then I was like, I got to come back to this theatre to record my album. It changed ownership or something. Now they had, like, it went from being a proper theater to a sort of bar theater where they had two bars in the showroom. Ridiculous. They're running during the show. Ridiculous. It was ST Patrick's Day weekend. Ridiculous. And you can hear on the recording in here like bottles clanking on the cement floor. But my friend, my dear friend Rhea Butcher, they were in the audience before



spk_0: 43:55

we met. That's wild because she must have been, like 10.



spk_1: 44:01

How old were you? Have been. Case was like, She's more than there's more than 10 years between us. She's They're probably, like, 15 years younger than me. Something like that.



spk_0: 44:16

Okay, well, that's so funny. I remember when you recorded that cause you were shooting that best week ever show? Yeah, and then you had to leave for the weekend. I believe. I can't believe everything they made you do on the weekends when you're trying to launch a new show.



spk_1: 44:36

Well, first of all, nobody made me do it. I



spk_0: 44:39

don't know. There was some bad.



spk_1: 44:41

That was my idea. Yeah, why's that? But it was also we were We were doing that show. It was like, What else was I going to do it? I could have waited until the show was over. Yeah, you could have. I could have, but I wanted to put on a new album. I don't think anyone pressured me into that. And also, you know what? That also might have been in place before I got the show. Might show came up very suddenly.



spk_0: 45:04

It did? Yeah. Well, all I know is that that was a very stressful time in our lives.



spk_1: 45:10

It was a stressful time in her life.



spk_0: 45:12

Yeah, that was, uh,



spk_1: 45:14

but a relationship was forged in flame. Baptism by fire. Is that And now look where we are.



spk_0: 45:21

That Shakespeare is it.



spk_1: 45:22

Course it. Shakespeare. I'm a man. Protecting the one man is Jake for the secret. Another great thing, this is this is two



spk_0: 45:31

hours fragment. That's more like a segment. You can the show



spk_1: 45:35

can you drive cross country without touching anything. I like that one. That



spk_0: 45:39

one makes me angry. Like I cannot think about that one. That one's upsetting. I



spk_1: 45:46

don't want to upset you.



spk_0: 45:47

I mean, the point is, I'm not driving across country. I'm sheltering in place like they told me, baby, I do face time with my mom, but like she's by herself, I don't like it. Whatever. Life is life. You know what I'm saying?



spk_1: 46:02

I think I d'oh Michael Connolly does Michael Connelly. If you're listening, life is life.



spk_0: 46:11

Michael Connelly. If you're listening, you can have That is the title of your next book.



spk_1: 46:17

Michael Connelly's life is like Michael Connolly. I look that created the worst stellar list. Seller. Is



spk_0: 46:32

that a real thing in the living raspberries? You know, raspberries. You're so formal. What do they call



spk_1: 46:39

Razzies? Dowager? Countess? You know what Halle Berry nominated for a robbery? Have a cat, woman.



spk_0: 46:55

I'll tell you something that I've never told anyone a scoop. The Razzies are fucking bullshit.



spk_1: 47:06

This is the thing. You never told anyone? I never told anyone. Well, who? And what do you mean by that? Is a very provocative statement.



spk_0: 47:13

It iss sure. Are you sure? Because I feel like it's it's means I think we're all I I feel like we're all thinking it. And I'm just the first person that had the guts to say it.



spk_1: 47:28

That arises your bullshit. We'll both know your fucking bullshit. Why don't you forget that



spk_0: 47:33

bullshit? It's, um, sanctioned bullying. It is, um it is a shield or a tool to demean and denigrate. Uh huh. And I think that is, like, primitive. I think it's primitive.



spk_1: 47:58

I can agree with you to a certain extent. I think that we have all fallen into were all guilty of, uh, you know, I hate watching, making, you know, like like just glorying in the tearing something down and piling on.



spk_0: 48:17

We do that in private.



spk_1: 48:18

We do that. That friend Absolutely. That's a



spk_0: 48:21

friend or home thing. Yes, that is not I like, Let's have an event. Yes. Thing right? Is it?



spk_1: 48:29

I think the word event should be put in quotation marks.



spk_0: 48:34

Is it? Isn't there an event?



spk_1: 48:36

There's an event? I would not say. It's quite Oscar level in terms of events.



spk_0: 48:41

They have a publicist because I have to see an article published, Just see an article every year, balances and in the re ans ease. And it's always a woman, isn't it? Always a woman



spk_1: 48:51

know it. Everyone gets various. It's just like the Oscars. Various people get nominated, but I wonder if I think here's why you you remember the women is because of women are the only ones that show up like Sandra Bullock showed up.



spk_0: 49:03

Well, Sandra Bullock Awesome. You know what? Sandra Bullock.



spk_1: 49:06

I feel like Sandra Bullock, Sandra Bullock, Sandra Bullock, Sandra Bullock, Alexandra Alexandra Bullock. Oh,



spk_0: 49:14

right is in Sandra Bullock. If you're listening, if you're listening. I never my life



spk_1: 49:20

did. I imagine this is headed to weigh in. You're listening with Sandra Bullock. I



spk_0: 49:25

think you're awesome. Like you're so funny. Like to me, like years your influence on me as an actor coming up because you're so funny and easy and like I don't know. And I think you're good sport to go to the Iraqis. But I'm gonna tell you something, Sandra. I think it's fucking



spk_1: 49:44

bullshit. It's fucking bullshit, man. You said your piece and I admire that. Alright, I respect it. I admire it.



spk_0: 49:51

If you were in nominated for a Razzie, tell me how you would you go, would you



spk_1: 49:57

Do you think what else left?



spk_0: 49:59

What would you



spk_1: 50:00

know? Somewhere we really got into a movie that people knew about on. Then there's an opportunity for more publicity. Sure, Wait a minute. Here's this'll never happen again. I



spk_0: 50:13

want happen is that if you got nominated for a Razzie that you would go and that you would roast the Razzies



spk_1: 50:25

turn around on them.



spk_0: 50:26

That's what I'm saying,



spk_1: 50:27

Like in an Aaron Sorkin screenplay.



spk_0: 50:32

Okay, enthrall



spk_1: 50:33

you Internet boys and girls sitting at your keyboards, not realizing that feelings you heard with one stroke, one caps lock, one return.



spk_0: 50:47

I don't even think it's like hurt feelings. I think it's just like I think it's like like a negative. I just think it's like a toxic kind of like trend.



spk_1: 50:57

No, I know. I know exactly what you mean. I would say that as far as those things go, though, the rises very mild.



spk_0: 51:02

I don't know anything about arrives.



spk_1: 51:04

You know, the one thing you need to know. That bug. Indulge it again. If I were nominated for a Razzie, I would pull a Brando and send a Sacheen Littlefeather. You know what America



spk_0: 51:19

and like, talk about, like the land or whatever. Wasn't that like something about, like, a protest of the



spk_1: 51:25

land? Yeah, it was a protest of the lane. You know what sucks? The land is still here. It didn't work way. Have to wrap this up, huh? What are we gonna do tonight? We're gonna do after this? We're gonna watch more by



spk_0: 51:42

one a week. I want to surprise zoom. Some people we know.



spk_1: 51:46

Oh, yeah. Maybe we'll do that. Well, fucking intrude on people's lives, Love. When



spk_0: 51:52

we do that, we it was better with face time because you just hit face time like you put your, like, texting on the thread. That's what happened that one night. And then we made Aaron Krista, zoom with us.



spk_1: 52:03

Yes, and we had a great time.



spk_0: 52:05

But then Justin and pageant work to TV. They're cowards. Steve's quiet on the thread, and then he'll come in with a singer



spk_1: 52:15

once you get a hot from.



spk_0: 52:16

Yeah, Then you know you. Then you



spk_1: 52:20

You know your score.



spk_0: 52:21

That's right. It is. It is. It's like, Holy shit.



spk_1: 52:27

All right, we'll see what happens. Well, I'll do



spk_0: 52:30

that. Are all. Watch more Bosch or we We were listening to the new Fiona Apple album.



spk_1: 52:35

Yes, which we really enjoy that over dinner.



spk_0: 52:38

Like that lady song. That's sort of where I'm out with that.



spk_1: 52:41

Ladies ladies, ladies.



spk_0: 52:42

Yeah, That's like the soulful stuff



spk_1: 52:47

you're saying. That's extremely your shit.



spk_0: 52:52

And with that, we wish you a good a good week. Ah, good life.



spk_1: 52:59

Have a good weekend, Everybody



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Clean hands. Full voice. He's regularly over cream hands. Full mask Can't lose



spk_1: 53:10

everyone. Stay safe. Stay at home. Ah, stay strong. Take care of yourself. Take care of each other. We're



spk_0: 53:18

going. Get through. We're gonna get through.



spk_1: 53:20

We're gonna get through.



spk_0: 53:21

Get fucking through.



spk_1: 53:23

We're gonna get through y'all. We're gonna get through. Yeah. Oh,



spk_0: 53:28

I've already made some post vaccine planes, but those, like 20.



spk_1: 53:33

Yeah, me too. It's to be



spk_0: 53:35

in 20 years, all right to be It's just if I can get through.



spk_1: 53:41

Okay. All right. We will see you next week. Next week. Bye.



