Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides had its premiere at Disneyland in my stomping grounds of Anaheim, CA yesterday. The best red carpet(or black carpet LAWL DO YOU GET IT) reporter ever EVER, Kermit the Frog, was there to ask the celebrities on the ground the hard, biting questions. Tears were shed, and terrible secrets of movie making were brought to light.

Oh, ok, not really, but it’s cute, and it’s got Kermit dressed as Jack Sparrow. It’s adorable. You’ll laugh. And they plug The Muppets, which is basically the only movie this winter that I’m seriously looking forward to.