My tinfoil hat is actually made out of platinum...don't hate.

"I could give a flying crap about the political process. We're an entertainment company."





Heeeeeere's high profit margins!

For my next tattoo, I can't decide between the 2nd amendment or 'NRA Forever.'

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

I was too busy lighting this guy on fire while trying to make sense.

Every gangsta needs a posse.

Thanks for getting my hopes up, jerkface.

and c'mon, you gotta admit he may be a little crazy.









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