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Black Fleet discusses the current war in Skardee. It might not be going as they thought it would...

Meanwhile at Black Fleet HQ

00:00 - 00:03 Reports are coming in from Skardee

00:04 - 00:05 As it turns out, we're losing

00:05 - 00:07 The Federal Liberal Command,

00:08 - 00:12 Ice Storm Squadron,

00:12 - 00:15 and even Rebuy Screenius Maximus are there.

00:17 - 00:19 No problem, I sent ALD

00:19 - 00:21 and Patty ships to take them out

00:24 - 00:26 Unfortunately...

00:27 - 00:28 they also sent...

00:31 - 00:33 They sent their PVP-ers too

00:34 - 00:36 They kept our fighters busy; the rest fought NPCs

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who plays in a private group get out

01:13 - 01:15 How in the empire could this happen?!?

01:15 - 01:17 This was supposed to be easy!

01:18 - 01:23 We even thought we could get ISS

01:25 - 01:28 to get FLC to leave us alone

01:29 - 01:31 by threatening to attack their systems!

01:31 - 01:34 We shouldn't even need the empire's help

01:34 - 01:37 The fact that we own Tiliala should be enough!

01:37 - 01:40 They can't possibly touch us there!

01:40 - 01:42 What about taking back our home system of Varpet?

01:42 - 01:46 You think I care about that backwater system?

01:46 - 01:48 But it would help Patreus's BGS activity!

01:48 - 01:52 I don't actually care about Powerplay!

01:53 - 01:54 I just asked them for help

01:56 - 01:57 because we both hate the Feds

01:57 - 02:00 and not at all because I'm afraid of them

02:00 - 02:03 and don't know how BGS works

02:04 - 02:08 We should have taken over Potamoi

02:08 - 02:13 and many more systems

02:14 - 02:16 because I want it

02:17 - 02:21 But nooooooo, I have to put in effort!

02:27 - 02:29 We have all the best ships

02:30 - 02:34 from going to Robigo....

02:34 - 02:36 ...17 Draconis...

02:41 - 02:42 ....and even Quince!

02:43 - 02:47 I hate Quince so much!

02:48 - 02:53 Taking passengers to a beacon is too much work

02:54 - 02:56 and I never learned

02:56 - 02:59 how to drive the SRV!

03:00 - 03:02 The controls are the worst!

03:04 - 03:07 He doesn't know how to change the controls

03:14 - 03:16 Maybe I shouldn't have made my plan public on reddit

03:19 - 03:23 and draw the attention of all the federal factions

03:25 - 03:26 I'm such a noob

03:31 - 03:33 My combat rank is still harmless

03:40 - 03:46 I spent all my time hauling biowaste

03:46 - 03:49 because I thought it was funny