“Sorry, my dudes, I’m just really excited! Greg’s taking me to a show!”



“A show? You mean like the…”



“Thee-ay-tuh?”



“Okay, first of all, never do that again.”

“Second, have you not been paying attention to either of us for, like, your entire life?”



“The last time I went to the theeaytuh was with Pearl, it was fifty years ago, and she hasn’t taken me back since.”



“Amethyst, I thought we agreed that that story was for when Steven was older.”



“Look, it’s not my fault you’re so hung up on the pineapple thing, okay? He’ll figure that one out on his own eventually, Pearl!”

