The struggle against fascism begins with the struggle against memes on Internet forums. We demand that the mods of /r/shittankiessay take some immediate and vague action against /u/notaflyingpotato for writing something online. We hereby reaffirm our inability to interpret sarcasm or irony, and emphasize our dedication to jerking each other off about how hard we bash the fash (and by "bash the fash" we mean listening to the Dead Kennedys while getting into Internet flame wars with 13-year-old edge lords). We will NOT be silenced. This is what democracy looks like!