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But maybe she'll do better with zoo animals:

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Wait, why is there a monkey in the tub now? Do vets even bathe animals? That seems like an hourly job. Also, we sincerely hope that her workstation is in the shape of a giraffe, and isn't an actual giraffe that she's just lashed a table to.

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OK, Barbie's pants keep getting shorter with each job she takes. Here she's the horse whisperer in Taylor Swift boots, attending to her animal patient in an office entirely color-coordinated in hot pink and lavender, which is a combination we thought was outlawed in 1989. Also, her medical equipment appears to be stored entirely in a nightstand with a single drawer, which does not bode well for the pony.