3/14/12 3:00PM

I argued until I was blue in the face, but Will refused to put a skinny redneck beside the woman. I would have settled for an awesome black guy. No dice. Will, I’m beginning to question your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

In the specious facts department: “People who appear on the Springer show occasionally get free dental work. Jerry IS a licensed Dentist, and occasionally, just to keep his hand in and his skills honed, he will do free dental work on his guests.”

Because you’re going to do it yourself anyway, here.

-Jesse