Kimberly Gedeon

“How would YOU like the thought of being uncomfortably rotund for nine months – wrought with morning sickness, sneeze-peeing, constipation, exhaustion, incessant flatulence, back and joint pain?

Oh, and how ‘bout having your fucking vagina sliced wider – it’s called an episiotomy, by the way – to enlarge your ‘opening’ so that you don’t tear your own vagina into shreds when you delivery your baby? And not to mention the hours of labor which many say feels like shitting a fucking knife!”