Well that took forever – at least I put my entire soul into it.

I just spent the better half of the hour going frame by frame and pulling the coolest shots out of the full red band trailer for Evil Dead. What I discovered within the flashes of gooey madness were all sorts of gems ranging from a shot of a girl missing her lower jaw to a scene featuring bloody rain! This has easily got to be the goriest trailer I have ever seen, which makes me wonder if director Fede Alvarez is going to give Peter Jackson’s infamous Dead Alive a run for its money. We shall find out on April 12.

In addition to 12 shockers, including the revelation that the Devil may behind the madness, we’ve included a whopping 99 wet images that shouldn’t be viewed while eating lunch.

Starring Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Elizabeth Blackmore and Jessica Lucas, the remake of Sam Raimi’s 1981 cult-hit horror film “follows five twenty-something friends who become holed up in a remote cabin. When they discover a Book of the Dead, they unwittingly summon up dormant demons living in the nearby woods, which possess the youngsters in succession until only one is left intact to fight for survival.“

12 crazy images can be found below the gallery: