A random American TV actor from a show you watched for a couple seasons a few years back has been arrested by UK Immigration after a melee in Heathrow airport this afternoon.

The actor, who you only know by his character name has been held indefinitely while atheist crown’s police assess his visa status.

It is not yet known what has held the B-lister in transit, however many Buckingham Palace insiders say it might have something to do with a passionate series of phone calls made by Prince Phillip outside Windsor Castle several hours ago.

MORE TO COME.