I’ve started digging around Craigslist and a few other websites to get some sense of what the standard of living is like in Berlin. I’ve been warned by many that there are quite a few scammers around, so I have no intention of actually apartment hunting until I’m THERE, but it’s fun to poke around and see what’s available.

I already knew that Berlin is an alternative city. But, holy cow, there are some WEIRD Berlin apartment listings on the go. For the most part, the apartments seem stunning and affordable. But these are a few favourite listings I’ve come across. Seeking out the weird has practically become a hobby.

I loved this one because it’s like you can do your business and then wash your hands without standing up. I mean, who doesn’t want to sit on a sideways toilet?

This apartment belongs to an artist, as if it weren’t obvious. But I’m particularly intrigued by the skeleton in the corner. A muse?

This probably actually is just a bed with really intense lights, but on first glance, I thought those were tanning bed lights. Either way, INTENSE.

I didn’t know barrel showers were actually a thing.

WHAT IS THIS HOT PINK NIGHTMARE?!!!!

OR THIS ONE?!!

This apartment is STUNNING, but the swordfish on the wall throws me off. It looks like he’s up to no good.

Actually he just kinda reminds me of the Bad Joke Eel.

But my VERY favourite is this one:

I have had nightmares about it ever since it was discovered. The cigarettes add a nice touch.