



The Point of No Return It was the last day of mid August and one week away from Dipper and Mabel's 14th birthday. "Dipper, wake up!" shouted Mabel from her bed. "What is it?" asked Dipper groggily. "We are one week away from our fourteenth birthday!" said Mabel. "Oh wow. This summer flew by fast. I just hope this week or next week doesn't have a Weirdmageddon involved." said Dipper. "Woah you doods are turning fourteen next week? I can't believe it." said Soos. "I can't believe it either considering that noodle arms over here looks like he's twelve still." said Grunkle Stan. "Stanley, how many times have I told you not to make fun of Dipper?" asked Ford. "Ford, take a joke for once and don't act you're older than me." said Grunkle Stan. "I was literally born seconds before you." said Ford. "Well I can not argue with that." said Grunkle Stan. "The future is coming for us all again. I may or may not have said that last summer, doods." said Soos. "We should go plan our birthday this time! We can have a week of birthday fun next week!" said Mabel hugging Waddles. "Remember guys, Bill is out there and will try to get this rift so he can start Weirdmageddon 2.0." said Ford. "This time we should have the party somewhere other than the Mystery Shack." said Grunkle Stan. The doorbell rung downstairs. Mabel went downstairs to open the door. Candy, Grenda, and Marius were at the door. "Hello friends!" said Mabel as she opened the door for the three. "Hey we came to help plan the birthday week next week." said Grenda. "I am quite experienced in wrapping gifts using forks as fingers." said Candy. "Human improvement right?" asked Mabel. "Yes." said Candy as she smiled. "Well, hello handsome." said Mabel to Marius as he blushed. Grenda saw this and was getting irritated. "Deep breaths Grenda." said Candy. Meanwhile from inside the Nightmare Realm, Bill was watching. "Let that anger fuel you. Let it fester and boil inside of you." said Bill as he was watching Grenda. "Is this it? Is this the day we finally take over Gravity Falls again?" asked Pyronica. "Yes and I know exactly what to do." said Bill. *Scene cuts to outside the Northwest Manor.* Mabel rang the doorbell and Pacifica opened the door. "Pacifica can we talk? You've had boy troubles before right?" asked Mabel. "Sure I have but I'm dating Dipper now." said Pacifica. "Well I like Marius but he's with Grenda and I don't want to upset her." said Mabel. "Has Grenda noticed and gotten angry with you before for it?" asked Pacifica. "What? No. Well maybe a little." said Mabel. "You need to tell him how you feel and you need to tell Grenda the truth." said Pacifica. "But I don't want to upset her and hurt her feelings." said Mabel. "Take it from me. When it comes to boy problems, I know what to do." said Pacifica. "I guess you're right." said Mabel. Candy overheard this and gasped. "Mabel. Is it true?" asked Candy. "It is, Candy. Please don't be mad. I would never hurt Grenda." said Mabel. "I'm not mad. Your secret is safe with me." said Candy. "I'm going to tell Grenda and Marius the truth tomorrow. I have to." said Mabel. "Well be careful, Grenda might not take it well." said Candy. *Scene cuts to inside Grenda's bedroom.* Grenda was fast asleep and suddenly she was inside her dreamscape. She was in the mindscape. A blond obese man with wings and a belt of love potions then appeared to her. It was the Love God. "Love God? What are you doing here in my dreams? Am I imagining you?" asked Grenda. However it wasn't really the Love God. It was Bill shapeshifting as him in the mindscape. Bill had already possessed him in Gravity Falls outside the mindscape. "You are dreaming however I've traveled inside your dreams to warn you." said "Love God"/Bill. "Warn me? About what?" asked Grenda. "About Mabel. Your suspicions are correct kid. She does pine over Marius. I know this because I'm the Love God after all." said "Love God"/Bill. "So it's true. She's been lying to me." said Grenda. "Indeed she has. Now I could whip up an anti love potion to get rid of Mabel's crush on Marius. I have all the ingredients but I am missing the most important one. However you can find it for me. Luckily I know where it is, I just need you to find it and hand it to me." said "Love God"/Bill. "What is the ingredient and where is it?" asked Grenda. "Love God"/Bill started to show a projection of the "ingredient". The "ingredient" was none other than the new interdimensional rift. "It's in a large jar at the Mystery Shack. It belongs to Mabel's six fingered uncle. Meet me in the woods when you get it." said "Love God"/Bill as he was projecting the rift. "Alright. You got it." said Grenda as she shook hands with "Love God"/Bill. She then woke up. *Scene cuts to inside the Mystery Shack.* Mabel, Candy, and Pacifica arrived back at the Mystery Shack. Dipper, Grenda, Marius, and Gideon were making plans for the upcoming week. "Hey, Paz. Glad you could make it." said Dipper as he went over to her. "Yeah I'm glad too." said Pacifica as she hugged Dipper and kissed him. Grenda then snuck off to go get the rift. She entered the code to the vending machine and then took off in the elevator. She went downstairs to the lab and found it. She then hid it in her backpack and went upstairs. She then saw Mabel blushing at Marius and was starting to get suspicious. "I have something to confess everyone. I do like Marius. I guess you could I've been pining over him." said Mabel. Everyone in the room except Mabel gasped. Marius was blushing in surprise. Grenda was furious and upset. "I KNEW IT! YOU LIED TO ME! THE LOVE GOD WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!" shouted Grenda. "I didn't want to hurt your feelings." said Mabel. "Marius is my boyfriend! Not yours!" yelled Grenda. "I get that. Wait timeout, you saw the Love God?!" asked Mabel. "I did in my dreams and he told me he'd make an anti love potion to get rid of your feelings for Marius. He told me the big ingredient he needed was here in the shack and now that I have it, he shall make it!" yelled Grenda. Grunkle Stan, Ford, Soos, Melody, and Wendy came into the room and saw what was happening. "Not even going to ask." said Wendy. "Well I heard the whole conversation and Mabel and Marius getting together could be great for business. I could make money off of Marius as he's the richest rich boy from Richardson Richington's Rich Boys Richcademy. I'll be really rich." said Grunkle Stan laughing. Grenda then stormed off into the woods with her backpack. "Wait did she just say the secret ingredient to an anti love potion was in the shack?!" asked Ford. "What does that matter?" asked Grunkle Stan. "Oh no. Guys you don't think it's possible do you?" asked Mabel. "I'll go check down in the basement." said Ford as he turned around and saw the vending machine open. He went into the elevator and went into the lab. He then saw the lab trashed and saw that the container containing the rift inside of it was gone. He then got back into the elevator and ran upstairs. "Everyone! The rift is gone!" shouted Ford. "The Love God must have been possessed by Bill and must've scammed Grenda!" shouted Mabel. "Let's move! We are not letting Cipher into this world again!" shouted Gideon. The gang then went into the woods in search of Grenda. *Scene cuts to inside the woods.* Grenda was in the woods looking for the "Love God"/Bill. He then appeared. "I see you found the ingredient." said "Love God"/Bill. "I did." said Grenda. "Now hand it over and I'll do my thing." said "Love God"/Bill excitedly. Grenda then handed over the rift to "Love God"/Bill. He took the jar containing rift in his hands and then tried to drop it. It started to crack but was levitated by Gideon's powers in the nick of time. "What the heck?!" shouted Grenda in confusion. "Love God"/Bill then took off his sunglasses and revealed two yellow eyes with black slits. "Oh no!" shouted Grenda. "Hey at least we'll be rich!" said Grunkle Stan. "Now is not the time, Stanley!" said Ford. Bill then exited the Love God's body and entered Grenda's. "Why suffer a horrific death, Pine Tree and Shooting Star? When you can hand me the rift and join me." said "Grenda"/Bill in a demonic tone. "NEVER!" yelled Dipper. "Bravery. Good ol Sixer had it too when he faced me thirty one years ago when he was trapped inside the portal." said "Grenda"/Bill laughing maniacally. Bill then used Grenda's body to go and attack Gideon. He used Grenda's arms to pin him down. The rift then went flying but Soos caught it. He then went to go try and attack Soos but Mabel stopped him. He used Grenda's hands to try and choke Mabel. Dipper went to intervene but he used Grenda's fist to deliver a powerful punch. "Grenda"/Bill then went and kicked Soos and grabbed the rift. "Grenda"/Bill then approached Ford. "Like I said last month Sixer, you let us in and now you are going to have to let us stay. Now it's time, time to end this once and for all. We're going to end you, we're going to end your family, we're going to end your friends, and then we're going to end everyone." said "Grenda"/Bill as he dropped the rift and smashed it. "OH NO! EVERYONE RUN!" yelled Grunkle Stan. Bill got out of Grenda's body and unleashed the rift. He possessed the townsfolk. He was ready to make a dramatic entrance. The ciphered townsfolk started singing Confrontation and Rescue from Act II of Satyagraha. They were ominously singing the opera song. The rift started growing into the sky into a giant X. "Finally! It's time! The day has come! The world will finally be mine!" declared Bill Cipher as he emerged into the town of Gravity Falls. Bill Cipher began descending upon the town. The ciphered townsfolk were vocalizing ominously as Bill's corruption started to spread throughout the land. Henchmaniacs came into town along with several other nightmares. The townsfolk had become unciphered and witnessed this. The Pines and their friends also witnessed this. Bill was manically laughing that he had finally did it. He had brought Weirdmageddon 2.0 to Gravity Falls.