The world would be a much better place if people exercised more strenuously. Those who run far and/or fast usually have fewer craps to give over piddly nonsense which doesn't matter. Those who lift heavy things care mostly about heavy issues. The more energy one has to dedicate to petty matters, the more one thinks a hashtag "affects change." No. Which brings me to this gaggle of college crybabies who're soiling their diapers over the mere thought of Steven Crowder dipping his triggering toes in their fragile camps waters.

On Thursday, March 22nd, SMU is planning to host Steven Crowder, a notoriously inflammatory speaker known for his fondness for using hate speech and derogatory slurs, particularly of the homophobic and transphobic variety. In spite of OUTLaw's repeated efforts at reasoning with SMU, the university has refused to relocate the event and remove it from affiliation with SMU, and has expressed that it has no problem with the university's logo and branding being used alongside a homophobic slur on the marketing materials for the event.

Steven Crowder is an equal opportunity jokester, insulter, trigger-er. That last word is made up. Steven cares not if you like to put your hands in the pockets of men, ladies, or more likely in your own. The LGBTQAAIP (silent F to infinity and beyond) is no more special than any other group of victimized heroes. Calm yourselves.

Here's my favorite part of their blurb:

*Please note that SMU has certain policies regarding protests and demonstrations, and does not allow weapons, mock weapons, body armor, torches, or other similar materials to be carried. However, signs (of the paper, cardboard, or cloth variety), T-shirts, and similar materials are welcome and encouraged!

It's like they don't even know we mock them for their signs.

Hey, ho, hey, ho

Steven Crowder's got to go!

Hey, ho, hey, ho

We just want a man to blow!

I apologize for nothing.

Look you guys, they even have a flyer. It has rainbows so you know it's only for the peaceful GAYZ.

OUTlaw is SMU's chapter of LGBTQAAPI (silent F) square root of penises, law student alliance of wokeAF people.

The SMU OUTlaw student organization is a diverse group of law students, faculty, staff, and their significant others and friends who all support lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer (LGBTQ) persons and initiatives. While SMU OUTlaw maintains private groups and email lists, this page is the public face of our organization on Facebook.

So that's OUTlaw.

OUTlaw has so far amassed an intimidating mob of 13 people for their protest against "hateful" Steven Crowder. Though we want the event at SMU to be positive, not focused on the disruption of college diaper stuffers, it's always worth it to call attention to the opposition. Pitiful though they may be. Related University of Texas at Arlington Lecturer Attacks Steven Crowder Ahead of SMU Event.

Here are the facts: Steven is neither hateful nor homophobic. Does he use language the LGBTQAAIP (silent f) to the power of penis swordplay find offensive? Let's go with yes. What doesn't offend leftists? But Steven's had numerous LGBTQ people on his show. Who usually return. Often. Not exactly a titan of hate, if you ask me.

This is the same guy who's dressed as Bob Ross to paint Muhammad. Followed by Bob Ross painting the lawyers of Bob Ross's estate eating piles of their own sh!t. Steven's also marched as a tranny with the WOMYNS, has pretended to be disabled as Jean-Guy Tremblay, and most recently launched into a tirade against the old conservative guard. See video below.

Spare us the "Steven Crowder hates TEH GAYZ" crap.

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