Alex Ferguson has added his voice to the chorus of criticism surrounding world’s most expensive player Paul Pogba. The former UTD manager famously sold Pogba in 2012 — a decision he feels the club should not have reversed.

Shite

“Och, the wee boy Pogba?” Ferguson told Soccer on Sunday. “A reet lanky pile o’ shite. There’s noo doot aboot da. Haggis for breens. Nay touch, nay class, nay futball breen. And a barnet like a highland lassie’s moof. I couldnay wait to boot the wee poxbag oot.”

“The lad widnay last feev minutes in Glasgee with a big moof heed,” added the Scot. “There’s noo doot aboot da. Some kent wid glass the kent and leave him fir deed. I amnay talkin oot ma fanny flaps here.”

Mourinho

José Mourinho — who speaks eight languages, including Scottish — addressed Ferguson directly in Scotch.

“I cannay agree,” the UTD manager told Soccer on Sunday. “Maybe Sir Alex is away o’ the buckfast, de reed-nosed pish-head. But the bairn Pogba? The lad’s only a wee bairn. And his heed disnay leek like a lassie’s moof. So I amnay gonna stand here an’ leet some wrinkly auld bawbag stick the neef into a poor wee bairn like Paul.”

Pogba

Pogba himself also responded to Ferguson’s comments in Scotch.

“I willnay loo’er maself ti hee’s level,” he told Soccer on Sunday. “Naw if yee’ll excuse me, ma bagpeeps arenay gonna play de’selves.”