Sometimes you just gotta shoot yourself in the dick for being an idiot. This guy was no Forest Gump, that’s for sure (cause he was good at running!). Maybe, no one ever showed him how to use a safety before? All I know is if I was putting a gun near my dick, I’d put the safety on. Or not rob someone….he does have good work ethic though. Waking up at 6am to rob someone is commitment!!!

Suspect shot himself in penis after West Pullman robbery CHICAGO NEWS Sun-Times file photo A man shot himself in the penis after robbing two people at a business Tuesday morning in the West Pullman neighborhood on the Far South Side. Just after 6 a.m., the 19-year-old robbed two people at gunpoint of their cellphones, wallets and cash at a business in the 700 block of West 116th Place, according to Chicago Police. As the man was running away, he shot himself in the penis, police said. He was taken in serious condition to Christ Medical Center, where he was taken into custody.

This is just a classic case of KARMA working in Gods favor, or some bull shit like that. But on this day, God was having none of that in the streets of Chicago. That boy just lost his sex life and any chance of making his family proud. Now he’s just gonna be known as Dickless Willy ors something even worst. Never, ever a good look to shoot your sick off. How you think the people in the jail/prison your about to go to are going to think of you? They’re certainly not going to fear you. Everyone laughs at Dickless Willy. Robbing innocent people will get you no where in life. It will be only a matter of time before your rotten away in a cage. Get a jump-start on straighten your life and keep your dick. But whatever………..

P.S. Look for Dickless Willy in a prison near you being everyone’s favorite bitcc…..