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Theresa May's cabinet is meeting to discuss plans for Brexit

00:00 - 00:03 The cabinet are now all nearly here, prime minister.

00:04 - 00:05 Johnson and Gove are two miles away on a tandem

00:05 - 00:07 moving slowly.

00:08 - 00:12 There's a man at the outer fence called Matt Hancock, trying to do Parkour.

00:12 - 00:14 Philip Hammond and Greg Clark are here

00:14 - 00:16 having the world's dullest conversation.

00:17 - 00:19 I thought we stopped these Downfall parodies

00:19 - 00:21 literally years ago.

00:24 - 00:26 Theresa-

00:27 - 00:28 We decided-

00:31 - 00:33 We decided it might be the last chance while you are still prime minister.

00:34 - 00:36 We didn't want to miss the opportunity.

00:53 - 00:56 I need to address everyone who understands

00:56 - 00:58 the Facilitated Customs Arrangement

01:13 - 01:15 Who put these people in the cabinet?

01:15 - 01:17 The actual United Kingdom cabinet!

01:18 - 01:23 Imagine if these guys were in charge during the War!

01:25 - 01:28 Hitler probably would have won

01:29 - 01:31 Now I design a miraculous fudge

01:31 - 01:34 so we can leave the EU and not screw the economy

01:34 - 01:37 And none of them bloody like it!

01:37 - 01:40 Did they believe their own bus?

01:40 - 01:42 Theresa, using technology to track lorries on the Irish border-

01:42 - 01:44 I'll count the lorries myself!

01:44 - 01:46 I'd ask Duncan Smith, but I'm not sure he can go beyond double figures

01:46 - 01:48 Theresa! You're starting to remind me of John Bercow

01:48 - 01:50 How dare you!

01:50 - 01:52 Bercow's probably at the bloody tennis!

01:53 - 01:54 While we're locked in a room

01:56 - 01:57 discussing the NCP and max fac

01:57 - 01:59 as if they are serious ideas

01:59 - 02:03 and Barnier's fax machine isn't located directly over his wastepaper bin

02:04 - 02:06 Does anyone here even care

02:06 - 02:08 about the Uruguay-France result?

02:08 - 02:11 At this rate we won't even make it out

02:11 - 02:13 for Brazil versus Belgium

02:14 - 02:16 Finally someone is going to properly kick Neymar

02:17 - 02:20 And we’ll be in here discussing ECJ jurisdiction

02:20 - 02:21 over agri-food

02:27 - 02:29 Remember the good times

02:30 - 02:32 Priti flying 7,000 miles to be sacked.

02:32 - 02:34 Osborne losing £10m at the Standard.

02:34 - 02:36 Dominic Grieve voting against his own amendment.

02:41 - 02:42 Best of all

02:43 - 02:45 I was going to sack all of you

02:45 - 02:47 and give your jobs to Nick Timothy.

02:48 - 02:53 Which idiot called a snap election?

02:54 - 02:56 You're going to say that I did.

02:56 - 02:59 Well, you try going on a walking holiday in Wales with my husband

03:00 - 03:02 You, too, will want to get back to work immediately.

03:04 - 03:06 It's ok

03:06 - 03:07 It's coming home

03:14 - 03:16 I've been wondering

03:19 - 03:21 'Brexit means Brexit'

03:21 - 03:25 I never said that aloud

03:25 - 03:26 did I?

03:31 - 03:33 It could have sounded stupid

03:40 - 03:44 I've learnt from my mistakes

03:44 - 03:47 I have a better idea

03:47 - 03:49 A snap second referendum