Me: 'Ok Darian, She's right there, standing like a Beautiful mistress whom you want to- DAMN IT DON'T GET OF TRACK!!! Just gotta go up to her and ask her if she could love an weird guy like you.... Who happens to have Autism..... You can tell her that if she likes you back. Just go up to her and.Don't.Fuck.Up. Ok, Here we go.





Darian walks up to her and is stunned by her beauty.



Me: Hey Sexy Wanna Be My Mistress!? 'DEAR GOD I'M SO FUCKING DEAD'