The “am I Mark Corrigan or am I Jeremy Usborne?” question has long plagued anyone who’s watched Peep Show. Are you the nerdy, uptight Mark, unable to maintain a meaningful relationship with anyone or anything other than your history DVD boxsets? Or are you lazy, feckless and selfish Jez, incapable of… well, most things, let’s be honest.

Luckily for you we have the answer: you are a horrible amalgamation of both characters’ very worst traits. So now we’ve cleared THAT up, do our quiz.