T'was the month of Christmas and while in my house, I just finished explaining Reddit SS to my spouse.

Sign up accomplished and profile complete, awaiting my match up, this program is neat!

Displayed my account page my match has appeared, earnest scanning, gift selected, not as hard as I feared!

Then on my account page, there popped up a note. Your secret Santa has mailed you your package, they wrote.

Tracking number posted, I watched with great glee, my package cross states, for swiftness I plea.

A check of the system, out for delivery whoopie!, a swift ticking clock I decided I need.

It finally arrives and I skip to the door, what could it be, who's it from, then I trip cross the floor.

Dignity gathered I bring in my box, this is fun I decide and my Santa rocks!

Rip open my package and pull out the gift, this simple exchange gives my spirits a lift!

A note from my Santa about what I will find, what do they know, how'd they choose swirls 'round in my mind.

Santa notes that I woodwork and like to repair things, this new tool will help me, it's a gift with no strings!

On the money, how'd he know me? I'm so happy with it!

I tried out the features and fiddled a bit.

The pen writes when freezing, the pen writes on steel

It levels, it measures, this is getting surreal

It has three separate gauges, and a cool offset notch so many new projects I will no longer botch

I must thank you Santa for taking the time, to choose most correctly, this gift is the dime!