I can't I can't I can't believe it.

No it's not the most expensive gift of my life, or the most expensive gift someone will get through redditgifts, but it might be the most thoughtful gift, and one of the most genuine childhood-opening-presents-feeling gifts I've gotten in a long time.

I got reddit Gold, which is wonderfully generous, and I have no idea what it means or does but I'll find out. I got a treasure chest full of chocolate dubloons and tolberone. I got things to warm up my feet and hands, always wondrous in the TO winter. I got CyberClean a monitor cleaner for my nice big computer monitor.

But the jewel, the gem, the wonder of my gifts: a life-sized paper-mache Isz from the comic 'The Maxx'.

Now you might not know the comic or the cartoon, but for me, months, maybe years ago on reddit I mentioned that it's one of the outright DREAM objects I wanted to have. I just wanted a little life size Isz of my own.

And now I have one. And it's adorable and scary and awesome and I will love it and pet it and call it George.

Thank you, janoodles. You are so so so wonderful.