Episode VIII spoilers ahead! It’s a Fake for All Friday, and boy do we have a spoiler for all you Star Wars fans starved of any real news! The biggest plot points from the highly anticipated sequel to The Force Awakens were shared with us via WebEx yesterday.

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Are you still reading? Sweet, because… Here. We. Go!

A weird beginning that mirrors Episode VII

The opening shot of Episode VIII is the same as the closing shot of The Force Awakens. There will be no opening crawl. Director Rian Johnson is wasting 0.00000000 parsecs in getting us to a “weird” place.

Onto the shocker.

The second shot of the film is just as weird as the first

The very next shot of Episode VIII is the last time we ever see Rey alive. Luke takes his old lightsaber from her hands and plunges it into the newly awakened Jedi’s chest, mirroring the Han Solo/Kylo Ren scene from The Force Awakens.

Mum’s still the word regarding Luke Skywalker

The rest of the film involves the hunt for Skywalker. During the finale, Finn manages to track down the last Jedi, and just as they’re about to battle, the film ends. Go figure, another cliffhanger!

TGIF! Thank God It’s Fake! Hope you have a great weekend!