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Pros: The school is willing to pay to have Professor Jones hunt down supernatural artifacts while fighting Nazis.

Cons: There may not be any other classes/faculty at this school.

In Brief: This is one of the schools where Indiana Jones teaches. Remember how in two of the movies he spends six minutes teaching? It's not an all-girls school; it just looks like one because ladies in the '30s wanted to pork Harrison Ford so badly they were willing to learn about archaeology.

In a stark contrast to Jones' popularity as a teacher and the fact that he's such an amazing archaeologist that he saves the world a few times and finds things that were once possessed by God, the school puts him up in the boiler room instead of an office. What the fuck do you need to do to get tenure here?

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Unfortunately, it seems like Jones is not in his boiler room/office very often, so it's possible no learning gets done at this school at all. On the upside, your professor fights Nazis. Odds are the rest of your professors fight athlete's foot and gout. This is a real step up from most schools. Also, if Jones teaches archaeology, let's just assume that the rest of the faculty is equally cool. Like Neil deGrasse Tyson teaching astrophysics and Hunter S. Thompson teaching English. Yes, I assume the school has a time machine.

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