I can remember the good ol' days, back when former presidents and failed candidates knew how to take a hint and go away. Alas, those days are long gone. Now, lefty douchenozzles like Barry Obama and the pant-suited succubus who shall not be named continue to "grace" us with their presence.

B-rock is on the campaign trail for Democrats right now. He gave a little speech today wherein he claimed he always told the truth.

I kid you not:

Former President Barack Obama is back on the campaign trail two weeks before the midterm elections, appearing Monday at a rally at the University of Nevada Las Vegas campus to boost Democrats up and down the ballot. Without mentioning him by name, Obama took a thinly-veiled swipe at President Trump. "Unlike some, I actually try to state facts—I believe in facts- I believe in a fact-based reality, a fact-based politics," he said. "I don’t believe in just making stuff up. I think you should say what’s true."

Yep, take your cherry tree and shove it, George Washington. Obama is the one who can't tell a lie.

Ironically, Barry saying "I always tell the truth" was a whopper itself. Let's not forget, this is the same assclown who said "if you like your plan, you can keep it. Obamacare is gonna drive health costs down. I promise." We all know how those claims turned out: faker than Elizabeth Warren's Cherokee membership card.

Say what you will about the Donald, but at least he makes no efforts to cloak his Trumpiness™. Unlike Barack Hussein the faker, hyping himself as a great uniter while behaving like a divisive bunghole.

Some lefties still can't figure out why were couldn't wait for Obama to flap his Dumbo ears and vacate Pennsylvania Avenue. It's not because we're racists, it's because Barry is a complete phony. The lyingest liar in Liarland.

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