The Office: Beers in Heaven & Total Eclipse of the Fart

May 16, 2008 at 10:47 am

Lyrics to songs written by Michael Scott.

“Beers In Heaven”

Would you drink a beer/

If you saw it in heaven/

Would it taste the same/

If you drank eleven?

Take off your clothes/

And touch your toes

Cause I know we’ll drink a beer

Beers in heaven

“Total Eclipse of the Fart”

Turn around

every now and then I get a little bit stinky

and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight

I need to fart forever

and if you’ll only pull my finger

we’ll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound

Every now and then I cut a fart

Lyrics from Paul Lieberstein’s 5/15/08 live NBC Blog.

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Entry filed under: Television - I am Addicted!, The Office - Best Show on TV.. Tags: Michael Scott, Steve Carrell, The Office.