Other Things

Sheena Easton’s Baby

Takes in Addition to

the Morning Train

- Sample bites of EVERYTHING when he and Sheena are at Costco

- A contextual approach to understanding scripture

- Way more than 12 items through the express lane at the grocery store

- Pride in his special knowledge of crochet, knitting and the needle arts in general

- Sheena’s phone when she’s in the shower or out walking the dog. Then he surreptitiously sets it to ring with an embarrassing novelty ring tone; like last week when he made Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping” her ring tone and it went off during a meeting with some record executives

- Liberties with his portrayal of Nicky Arnstein in their community playhouse theater group’s production of Funny Girl

- Kindly to criticism so long as it’s fruitful

- Matters into his own hands whenever his daughter gets kidnapped

- A hard line when it comes to his NFL players involved in criminal activity

- Smoke breaks too near the designated non-smoking area outside the court house where he works from 9-5

- Boundaries very seriously—almost to the point of being territorial—which used to make Sheena feel safe but now makes Sheena feel like she’s in a subordinate position, like she needs permission to get close to him

- Fantasy football way too seriously

- Forever to reply to one of Sheena’s texts regarding what to do for dinner