“I am an OB-GYN. I have serious concerns about Dasha Nakrasova's vaginal health.” We live in a time when so much is at stake. We have a bloobird who has made life unsafe for all of us; she ignores the reality that Dasha is the smart one, provokes tensions with dangerous Twitter bluechecks, and threatens to eliminate Patreon payments worth hundreds of thousands via proposed tattling to Buzzfeed, The Cut and Vox about how Anna is secretly Nazbol. For the safety of our pod and world, we must elect a best Red Scare girl who can not only beat bloobird, but can also lead our nation with moral and vaginal clarity. I'll leave the moral arguments to be debated elsewhere, but as a doctor, I have grave concerns that Dasha is in the early stages of genital decline. Over my years of practice, I have cared for countless patients with stank pussy of all stages and have learned to recognize the early indicators of vaginal decline. Stank pussy impacts several cognitive domains, including: taste and aroma tightness and ability to do kegels on my cock while whimpering to get my to bust ability to stuff four fingers up there during anal to make it extra tight Signs of stank pussy become evident and identifiable over time. I have grown increasingly suspicious of Nekrasova’s vaginal capacity as I've masturbated over her on indie films and live shows over the last year. Compared to audio of her from just 4 years ago, there is a striking difference in her vaginal fluids, ability to keep a boyfriend, and adherence to dubious pedo religions, all of which can decline in stank pussy cases. Dasha has also had several public moments concerning for her pussy healing over from disuse, such as her hanging out with fags, trying to practice nofap and celibacy, and getting her titty out for attention on Insta. It has also been alarming the extent to which Dasha is kept out of public. Mercury in retrograde is a time for public scrutiny of the girls in order to facilitate decisions for our “best girl” votes. Compared to other Red Scare best girl primary candidates, Dasha has personally posted far less tasteful hot selfies. What is worse, she has declined major media and advocacy PMs that other candidates have answered. Examples include my recent plea for Dasha to answer my request for a long-form Imgur album of her feet, as well as Dasha's non-answer to my request to participate in my powerful series of Chaturbate interviews on what noises she makes when she cums. This seeming avoidance of public vagitive engagement in combination with the high degree of genital blunders when Dasha is present in the public eye raises a question: does Dasha's fag roommate suspect the pussy is bad? Even worse, has it been confirmed and is he intentionally trying to conceal it from the public? We don't know because this concern is not being discussed. Often in early stages of skank puss, it is tempting to dismiss behaviors as genital gaffes or personality queefs, rather than recognizing them for what they really are: signs of vaginitive decline. I can understand the hesitation to raise concern about someone's vaginal ability. Our society prides itself on our tight wet holes. It feels deeply personal and offensive to scrutinize someone's cunt and highlight potential functional deficits. I personally struggled to decide whether to write my concerns. Ultimately, I returned to what is at stake: our country, our future, and potentially Nekrasova's own health. As Dasha becomes regarded as the front-runner in our subreddit’s race for waifu status, the people deserve to know if these concerns are valid or invalid. The people deserve to know if Dasha has the genital capabilities that are necessary to assume the most chaotic and emotionally disordered job in our nation, a role that bears direct consequences on the livelihood and safety of our nation and Dimes Square. High stress can worsen and accelerate crotch rot, potentially making our #1 cunt vulnerable, but also potentially robbing a teen of her remaining art ho quality of life. For the sake of the people and potentially Dasha Nekrasova herself, I call upon Dash to undergo formal anogenital testing to assess for vaginitive impairment. I raise these concerns as a private citizen with medical expertise. I have opted to remain anonymous out of respect to my patients and to maintain a clear boundary between my personal engagement in Dasha’s holes and my professional practice of medicine.