CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact

After an unsuccessful 18 months spent campaigning against societal decay, a prominent Betoota-based No voter is now finding ways to occupy herself, following the legalisation of gay marriage.

After spending a good portion of December and January focusing on her new chilli garden, as well as his neighbour’s inability to keep the branches of his Poinciana to his side of the fence-line, semi-retired accountant Toni Davidson (59) is now channeling her energy towards complaining about a ban on plastic bags.

While the Victorians are now focusing on gangs, the rest of the country’s jaded former No Voters are forced to turn their focus to the supposed PC culture making life momentarily hard for them at the check out of shopping centres around the country.

Toni says Woolworths’ national rollout of a reusable plastic bag system is cultural left nonsense, and it’s a concept that she has met with unreasonable suspicion – because there’s no way, in her mind, that Australia could be responsible for 3.2 billion plastic bags in the national waste cycle.

After a brief phase of nonstop criticism of Nick Kyrgios’ behaviour problems, the plastic bag ban couldn’t have come soon enough.

“It’s just another example of these lefties telling us what to do”

“What about veterans! and farmers?”

“What about our homeless”

“They need plastic bags to live!”