Rule 34 of the internet states that if it exists, there is porn of it. You never know the extent of it until you see some of the most bizarre offered material. The Walking Dead, for example, is a very famous and popular television series centered around the end of the world and the zombie apocalypse. Well, that’s great and all, but how exactly do you make a porn parody out of that? The show is very serious, dealing with hugely dire situations. No one would really be horny like the people are in this video. However, they try to explain it off as the one sure way to kill a zombie, is to have them swallow your cum. Take a minute to laugh.

Okay, now come back. I don’t know what I just watched, and for the most part, I want to take back what I just saw.

1. Rick & Zombie Nurse

To set the scene, Rick wakes up during the zombie apocalypse alone in a hospital. A lone door says: The Dead Inside: Fuck them. Already, you are frightened. Out of the shadows comes a zombie nurse, who proceeds to suck Rick’s cock…

BJ

Facial

Here’s an idea, why don’t we ease our viewers into the weird shit? Let’s ease them into necrophilia. No? Okay, let’s start it off with a corpse giving the main character a blowy. I wasn’t sure at this point how they would pull off a parody of The Walking Dead, but apparently, it was going with the necro fetish. Alright, alright fine. Obviously, it’s a zombie show, there had to be at least one glimpse into some necro bullshit. So they made it short, sweet, and to the point. A blow and go. That’s all the corpse sex you’ll see, right? 😦 No. This was a walk down the park.

Part 1 Score – 3/5

2. Daryl & Two Zombies

First of all, yes, more zombie sex. This time it’s with the archer Daryl, and he stumbles into a random van, finds a couple of dead chicks, and decides. Aw heck, it’s time for a little… zombie threesome?

BJ

Doggy

Reverse Cowgirl

On the Bed

Facial

It’s official. I regret making the decision to watch this porno. Curiosity kills the cat, ladies and gentlemen, and that cat is your dick. Not only that, but I’ve said it over and over again, parodies need to have good pairing, against characters you care about. No, there aren’t many of those characters here, but that’s their problem, not mine!

Part 2 Score – 2/5

3. Rick, Shane & Laurie

Well hold on there, feller. Looks like we’re just getting started. After Rick finds his wife after his coma, he finds her with his best friend, Shane, who’s about to screw her brains out. They decide to settle it by having a threesome.

Fingering

Cunning Linguist

Reverse Cowgirl

Doggy

Missionary

Spooning

Cowgirl

Double Penetration

Anal Reverse Cowgirl

Facial

Look! Living people, and a great, great pairing choice. I have faith in this film yet. Not only was it a great pairing choice, but it was great sex as well. Lots of positions, lots of skin, hot actors. This was obviously much better than the others, and hey, they even had some funny jokes, like Rick deciding to kill Shane’s zombie form (he turns suddenly) by making Shane suck him. Doesn’t happen of course, but the hint at it was kind of funny. But seriously, parodies rarely have Double Penetration, so that was a treat.

Part 3 Score – 5/5

4. Michone & Andrea

More living people, as Andrea finally meets sword-wielding hottie, Michone. Andrea expressed at this point that she needs to find a woman, as she is a lesbian and was tired of using zombie dicks as dildos (wtf?). So Michone and Andrea get it on like Donkey Kong.

Cunning Linguist

Fingering

Rimjob

69

Scissoring

Yes! Thank you for reading our minds. There always seemed to be something hidden between those two, and this was very satisfying between two very pretty ladies. Not only that, but again. Rarities and parodies – scissoring, which is so much hotter than strap-on sex. Thank you for not having Strap-on sex. So again….wow. Great scene. I definitely have faith in this video now.

Part 4 Score – 5/5

5. Carl & Zombie Sophia

Oh good lord, I’m not going to lie, this is the worst scene in the movie, but I’ll get to that. Basically, Sophie promises Carl some sex in the beginning, but is unfortunately turned later on. Still wanting her to fulfill that promise, Carl finds Zombie Sophia and has sex with her in front of the entire gang, including his cheering parents (seriously, wtf?)

Cunning Linguist

BJ

Doggy

Reverse Cowgirl

Spooning

Missionary

Facial

You want to know why this is so bad, apart from the girl being a zombie? These are based on very young children in the actual show. Seriously. Seriously. To get him in the mood, he looks at a child doll because the zombie’s face it too hideous. Seriously. What the serious hell? This was gross. They should have gone the incest route instead of the necro. What, Laurie screws everyone else.

Part 5 Score – 1/5

6. Zombie and Group Orgy

Trying to find safety, they get to the CDC, find out they are the only people alive, and are ambushed by a few zombies…which they…decide…to screw…in an orgy.

Cunning Linguist

On the Table

Doggy

Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

Spooning

Okay. Yes, I rated this a little higher, because in the big picture this is an orgy. Yes, they were screwing dead people, but at the same time, there was other pairings going on, like Glenn and Andrea, even though she said she hates dicks. Like Glenn and Laurie. The problem was…Carl suddenly disappeared, but I think he was supposed to be there…and I think he screwed Andrea at some point. So on one hand, they had some good sex, and it was an orgy. On the other. I felt sick.

Part 6 Score – 2/5

Overall

Alright, there are some porn parodies that you should do, some you shouldn’t, and some that are done just for fun. The Walking Dead belongs in the category of stay the fuck away from. It’s fine where it is, there is simply no way to make it sexual unless you stick to the people with the beating hearts! Let’s just look at the zombies. Great face make up, really, but the rest of your body looks completely healthy and living. Some people may call that easing the queasy, but I call that lazy. Go all, or don’t go at all. I know it’s lazy because the actual establishing shots suck. They are still photos, and really bad quality blown up, like…thumbnail quality bad. Yes, they try to make up for the gross shit with some comedy, but it feels so…….all over the place. Just make it stop. Watch those two scenes with the lesbian sex and human threesome, and skip the rest. Seriously.

-10 for disgusting shit no one actually wants to watch

Overall Score: 50/100