The NFL Conference Championships are all set as the Divisional Rounds have come to an end. The Tennesse Titans will play the Kansas City Chiefs to decide the AFC Champion in an attempt to secure a trip to Miami. The Packers will take on the San Francisco 49ers in a battle for the NFC Championship and a trip to the Holy Grail of sporting events, The Super Bowl. I will do a breakdown of each match up but I wanted to throw out my initial thoughts of the matchups and teams post-game, so here goes.

The Titans

Nobody and I MEAN noooo…body… saw this coming. All the player’s wives are frantically canceling plane tickets and travel reservations because they all had trips to Cabo and a multitude of warm-weather destinations. And now they are playing a game next weekend. With that being said, Mike Vrabel has done one hell of a job with this team and Derrick Henry is a Bad Man… The Titans have nothing to lose. If they win next week we will call it a fluke and dismiss them. If they lose we will say they were never supposed to be there in the first place. They out Belichick’d Belichick. Are you gonna tell me he can’t do the same to Andy Reid? video

The Chiefs

Can we just talk about Travis Kelce for a minute? He’s West Coast Gronk. And I would also like to point out that there is nothing we would enjoy more than Kelce VS Kittle in a battle for Tight End Supremecy. Two men enter, one man leaves… Ok, I guess we can talk about Patrick Mahomes. The man can throw a ball from anywhere. He just threw a ball to himself, from himself while doing karaoke. He has completed 187 passes this season on one leg, in the rain. That’s not even true but if you heard it as a stat you’d shrug and believe it. The only thing he does wrong is put ketchup on steak.

The 49ers

John Chapman is never gonna let us live this down. He is somewhere just spitting hot takes and stats about the San Fransisco 49ers. And the worst part is, he’s right. They are an insanely good team from top to bottom and their coach is a genius. I watched the game with some friends and one guy’s wife just spent the whole game pointing out how good looking that Jimmy G is. She’s right. He’s a good looking dude. AND he can throw a football. I still say the are defense dependant but who cares, they are dominating on defense and can manage the clock, what’s the downside of that combo?

The Packers

Excuse me while I throw up in my mouth for a second. I’m a Chicago Bears Fan so saying nice things about The Packers is against my religion. So I’m just gonna say they won their game.

Aaron Rodgers once dated Olivia Munn. And is currently dating Danica Patrick. He Doesn’t Need A Super Bowl… I hope he gets a splinter in his throwing hand.

But, if I must put something football-related in here, I appreciate his enthusiasm for helping teammates throw a middle finger to their former team. In his post-game on-field interview, he hinted that it was not a coincidence.

NFL Conference Championships

I look forward to next week’s games. Be on the lookout for a breakdown of both NFL Conference Championships matchups.

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