1

Mike: Those girls over there are pretty cute.

Ashley: You should go talk to them.





2

Ashley: So do you think he'll get shot down?

Chris: Totally.





3

Mike (to girls): Hi ladies, how would you like to study Efimov physics with me?

Chris (to Ashley): I suppose I should have told him that they're physicists.

Ashley: Why does that matter?



4 //Girls slap Mike

Chris: See, I'd have gone with the less-ambitious Feshbach resonance pickup line.







