"a Stormtrooper kick line and singing Wookiees [with] John Williams' Oscar-winning score."

purists, you might want to plug your ears, step away from the computer, and hibernate for the next little while. The marketing train that gave ushas actually expanded beyond the screen. The theater needs to brace itself;is on its way. E! Online is reporting thatwill be entertaining/terrorizing London theatergoers starting next year, featuringI'm not even a particularfan, and even I know this is a terrible idea. Who would pay money to see this? Actually, scratch that--made $35 million, so clearly there are still some suckers out there.