Harrison’s Thoughts on Barstool

What Harrison Got Fired For

Harrison’s own words about getting fired

Me right now…



So I blogged about this like 2 weeks ago. Harrison Mooney, the notorious Barstool hater/Yahoo’s resident troll who masqueraded as a hockey blogger/internet creep, has officially been fired from Yahoo for scaring girls from being too weird in their DMs.

Now I’ll be honest, for like a nanosecond I felt kind of bad that he got fired… like a nanosecond. Then, I went right back to laughing my ass off. Because here’s the thing, I ABSOLUTELY have some weird text messages that I don’t want public (I’m strictly text. I don’t DM at all, that’s a dangerous game. Harrison will tell you all about it.) I’m pretty sure every guy has texts like that. But, I admit it. I’m very open about it. I don’t pretend to be some champion for women’s rights and publicly thumb my nose at anybody who likes to make a joke here and there. Harrison was the opposite. He hated Barstool for all its misogyny and sexism, all the while he’s sliding into chicks’ DMs and harassing them about their lips and kissing them and weird shit. Harrison Mooney was basically one of those conservative politicians who stood at the podium condemning gay marriage because it’s against the word of the lord, then heading to a rest stop and tapping his feet hoping to suck some dick. Complete and total hypocrite. So yeah, I’m happy about this. I’m dancing on Harrison’s grave. If that makes me a bad guy then so be it, at least I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not.

PS – Hey Harrison, you want a job? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO