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Susie: I see you're bringing a glove today. Did you sign up for recess baseball? Calvin: Yeah, don't remind me. You're lucky that girls don't have to put up with this nonsense. If a girl doesn't want to play sports, that's fine! But if a guy doesn't spend his afternoons chasing some stupid ball, he's called a wimp! You girls have it easy! Susie: On the other hand, boys aren't expected to spend their lives 20 pounds underweight. Calvin: And if you don't play sports, you don't get to make beer commercials!