It's election season, and, as we all know, Barack Obama is no longer eligible for the presidency. However, I have found a loophole in the system.

As we all know, the government has had cloning technologies at their disposal for the past decade or so. If the government were to clone Barack Obama, he could remain in the White House for at least another four years.

I have tried to bring this issue to the attention of the White House, as well as Bill Nye, but both have purposefully ignored my inquiries.

I need your help.

Together we can make this happen, but we need to act fast.

Together we can Clone Obama.