Starlight: All right! 'The Maudinator' is about to start. As soon as we get through the ads and trailers.

Patricia: The great and powerful Trixie want to see Maud Pie with a hilarious yet corny Austrian accent NOW! And the part where she time travels naked as well. Let's see if I can use my magic to fast forward through the ads...(Trixie's horn glows)

Starlight: Trixie...stop! Do you want us banned from the cinema?