Author’s Note part Duex: I am kind of amazed how much support I go for this Fictional story. I really didn’t think that people would take it seriously, of course it is NOT, because it is satire, but it does seem that people like to escape from the current #bitcoin Civil War and pretend for a bit. To keep from getting too bogged down into “FALSE,” but, I’m told funny, satirical pieces, and to keep myself informed on the “REAL” things happening in the Bitcoin community I’m going to release this Fanfic in “PARTS” instead of chapters. Each Part will contain about 1000 words or less and the Paywall will contain the next, “part,” that will be released. Remember you do not have to pay for what is behind the paywall. You can see this release, free of charge, after I release the next “part.” All images and other material is used under Fair use Laws.





Part 2 – We Have to Deal with Charlie

Samson replied, “We can’t watch anything until we deal with a much more pressing issue.” Riccardo’s eyes rolled up to the top of his head and exhaled a questioning, “What Now? I swear I don’t get paid enough for any of this.” Riccardo swung his feet to the floor and used his hands to sit himself up so he could face Samson and Charlie. Charlie then pleaded, “Samson, please, I’m over it now.” Riccardo noted Charlie’s objection and looked at him directly. “Are you having another crisis of faith?” Riccardo accused. “I know how daunting bcash can seem, yeah we know Litecoin is Shit, and in May Monero is gonna be worthless too, because Bcash will have, privacy, the only thing that keeps Monero relevant.” He paused just a moment, and tilted his head slightly his face contorted into a ‘thinking face’ and then he continued. “That is why we both sold out to Blockstream, so they will be able to take care of us financially, when they finally destroy Bitcoin, for the global elite and Bilderbergers. We joke about it on our show, but that is what we are doing, the only way, NOT, to get destroyed by the puppet masters is to join the puppet masters.” Charlie, quietly spoke, ”but what we are doing is wrong, isn’t it? We got into Cryptocurrency to save the−.“ Riccardo harshly interrupted, “listen up, mother fucker, don’t ruin this for everyone. You spent all this time,” he paused long enough make air quotes with his fingers and emphasized, “thinking-.” He picked up his tumbler of wine from the coffee table and took a sip. He continued to scold Charlie, “you need to just go along with the program. I, half ass, like you, you know the people who are pulling our strings, if you started making waves now, I can’t promise your safety.” Riccardo hesitated and then looked Charlie dead in the eyes, leaned forward, and firmly said, ”capiche?” Charlie recoiled into the love seat and said, “I know, capiche, I was just being stupid.” Samson laughed, and joked, “well it isn’t the first time you're being stupid, I thought that was your natural state.” While Riccardo and Samson laughed uproariously, Charlie muttered, “assholes,” and looked at Riccardo thrust his head back and pointed his chin forward and asked, “are you gonna load or bowl, or what? I need some stress relief.”

Riccardo pulled out a small metal pipe and the Ziploc bag he had shoved in his front pocket earlier. As he began to tear apart the large buds, he pulled from the baggie, and pressed into the metal pipe, He stated, “today, we will be partaking in the nearby dispensaries finest Sativa strain called, ‘Green Crack,’ perfect to give your mind that mental buzz you are looking for, while still fighting the fatigue, stress and depression, we are all suffering from.” He paused, his review of the marijuana flower, long enough, to stick his nose in the bag and breathe in deeply, and then continued, “It has a nice fruity mango aroma and flavor that will tantalize your taste buds and brighten your day.” He stopped speaking and picked up the lighter and the pipe, pressed the pipe to his lips, and used the lighter to set fire to the plant, and sucked in deeply. Riccardo’s, usually large cheeks, puffed out more than usual, as you saw him struggle to hold in the smoke he had inhaled into his lungs, one second passed, two, then a third, and finally he released a large plume of smoke from deep in his lungs, and passed the pipe to Samson.

“Now let’s get back to the important stuff,” Riccardo said, “what are we watching?” Charlie giggled and responded, “Magical Crypto Friends, of course.” Samson had just expelled a large cloud of pot smoke and rolled his eyes at Charlie, and said, “If the people who like us think the show sucks, what makes you think we could sit through that shit?” They all laughed and after the pot induced giggle fest finally died down, Samson Clicked the power button on the remote control and the large 52 inch screen sprang to life. The screen was connected to his desktop media center and Samson navigated to the Youtube selection. He selected the World Crypto Network channel and then the the Andy Hoffman audio blog #11, and said to the group, “let’s see how pissed off Andy is at Bcash today? Length of video Eleven minutes, fourteen seconds, I'm taking bets.” Riccardo said, “Five dollars on forty five seconds.” Charlie said, “Five dollars on ninety seconds.” Samson sprang from the recliner and ran over to the basement door and questioned loudly “Andy Hoffman, Eleven minutes, fourteen seconds?” A muffled shout came from Whalepanda, from down in the basement, “three dollars on two minutes forty five.” Samson rebutted, “we are at five dollars.” Whalepanda responded, “ok I’m in for five.” Samson scurried back to the recliner and said as he began to sit, ”Five, at two minutes, forty six, gonna pay to go last, this time, I Just know Andy is gonna hit his record today” Samson pressed play on the remote and they listened to the blog intently. The time counter, on the YouTube, video ticked passed forty five seconds then ninety seconds. Riccardo and Charlie both became visually upset, but they still stared at a black screen with a blue ‘World Crypto Network’ Wireframe world/globe logo in the center and listened intently. As the timer clicked passed two minutes and forty five seconds, Samson did a, fist pump and hit pause on the remote and said, “pay up bitches.” Riccardo protested “It’s not over, remember if he doesn’t say it, nobody wins.” Samson replied, “he always says it.” Samson pressed pause again and the words started streaming from the television, again. They all leaned in and at Three minutes thirty seconds the word “Bcash” came from the speakers. “Told you! Fiat U.S.D. only” Samson exclaimed as he held his extended hand, palm up, towards Charlie and Riccardo, they pulled out their wallets and both handed Samson a five dollar bill.

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What’s behind the paywall?

Part 3 of Magical Hogwash.

What's in part 3? Will we find out if Whalepanda is freed from the basement? Will we find out what other games the Magical Crypto Friends play? Will we hear more from Andy? Will we meet more Cryptocurrency Characters like Andy?