Let no one say that Aroldis Chapman is not generous in his self-promotion.

The fireballing Cincinnati Reds reliever gave hats to all his teammates on Thursday. It’s a very kind thing to do, and it’s a great way to make sure his teammates keep him on their minds: His nickname — “Cuban Missile” — is on every hat.

Infielder Todd Frazier tweeted a photo of several Reds wearing their new hats. That’s Derrick Robinson, Cesar Izturis, Frazier and Jack Hannahan, from left to right:

According to C. Trent Rosecrans at Cincinnati.com:

Chapman had the hats made for each team member, and every one was different, not just the initials and number, but also the colors and even the design of the words. Some were bright colors, others muted and some even had some sort of sparkling lettering.

It’s weird enough to be fairly awesome. Did he consider his various teammates individual personalities when designing their unique hats? Did he think, “What font best captures the essence of Devin Mesoraco?”

Also, while these hats definitely make great accessories around the Reds’ clubhouse, they probably seem pretty weird to non-baseball fans if you wear them around town, because they say “Cuban Missile” on them.

Hey, remember that terrifying, 13-day showdown between global powers 41 years ago? They made a whole Kevin Costner movie out of it! Anyway I’m so into the whole thing that I got this teal-and-purple hat to celebrate it.