Following the return to glory of two of modern gamings biggest franchises, a 25 year old man has spent the first weekend of December playing Halo: Reach MCC & Call of Duty Modern Warfare – mirroring how he spent the same weekend 9 years ago at the age of 16.

“Yeah its really taking me back to the good old days, I feel 16 again. CoD is back baby – and so is Halo. I’ve been listening to a lot of LMFAO, Pitbull & Skrillex as well to really set the mood… They just don’t make timeless music like this anymore.” He told our reporter reminiscently.

“The only thing missing is my gaming buddies from back in the day, I tried to get them online but they’ve all got their own businesses or are starting families these days – me? I’m just working part time as a cook, got a few app ideas I’ve been trying to get off the ground, streaming a bit too – I have 8 followers on Twitch.”

“FUCKING ARMOUR LOCK, YOU PUSSY!” He screamed at a teenager through his headset. “Oh Yeah? Well thats not what your Mum said last night!”

“Sorry about that, I would swap to Call of Duty but the FUCKING CAMPERS on there get me just as angry.” He told our reported apologetically.

“Oh and Britney is missing of course – my high school girlfriend. Wonder what she’s up to these days… I’ve been thinking about her a lot this weekend, haven’t seen her in 7 years but I might message her asking if she wants to come over and watch Inception with me later, try my luck.”

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