MMA fans and faeces enthusiasts got a treat Monday morning when UFC fighter Justine Kish left her mark on the Octagon in the least desirable way.

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The strawweight managed to escape a deep choke at UFC Oklahoma, courtesy of Felice Gerrig, extending the fight to three rounds when she was, at best, a long shot to grab a decision, but it appears she couldn’t fight the battle on two fronts.

Yes, you are following correctly: while Kish managed to loosen Gerrig’s seemingly-tight RNC, she couldn’t tighten up her own bowels.

So this happened.

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In Kish’s defence, look how deep that choke is.

Kish took it in her stride, though. Let this be a blueprint for anyone else who happens to crap themselves in front of a worldwide audience.