Tasso

As an avid Patriot fan and connoisseur of greatness, I am very well aware of how awesome Tom Brady really is.

He’s not just a great quarterback. He’s a machine. He’s the best at something people devote their entire life to – and it’s not even close.

Just gonna leave this right here… pic.twitter.com/awJidzfXXB — NFLonCBS (@NFLonCBS) January 21, 2016

Think about that statistic.

That’s INCREDIBLE.

Sometimes as a Pats fan we get wrapped up in how good Tom Brady is and we forget how good he really is. Then a graphic like that puts it in perspective.

Knowing Brady though, he looks at that and is SO mad it’s not 24.

Not even happy he’s the best. Pissed because he knew it could be better.

But that’s why he’s so good.

He’s a machine; an animal. He’s a psychopath. He trains harder than you and I think. He’s never good enough for himself.

And he’s a god damn sexy beast.

Not to mention everything about him is calculated.

He eats greatness. He sleeps greatness. He shits greatness. But he doesn’t eat any more greatness because he doesn’t want to overeat. So instead he posts a hilarious picture on Facebook and makes a gingerbread house with his kids that probably looks like this:

I swear to baby Jesus above I’m a different man because of Tom Brady.

I’m even pretty sure he’s the reason I have a job right now.

Honestly, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve used his lines in job interviews.

“I wake up every day and earn it.”

I’m 99.9% confident that’s why I’m employed today and I wish I was joking.

Sometimes I even feel bad for the rest of the NFL – they’ll never understand what it’s truly like to watch Brady play.

We’re not just witnessing the best quarterback of all time win a bunch of football games. We’re watching Picasso. We’re watching Da Vinci. We’re watching ShamWow guy before he started attacking hookers.

Idols. Icons. Gods.

We don’t root for them…we learn from them.

Here’s what the rest of the NFL doesn’t understand: Loving Brady is not as simple as being a fan.

It’s a way of life.

#PinkSaltsForEver

PS…Is it Sunday yet?