Don’t you hate when that happens? Seriously, through my youth, I was a victim of pulling my hair back so tight that I could float in air and people thought I was Asian. I have a really big patch of hair missing on my right side because of it. It never grew back. Anywho, Danish-born Maria Rubinke has her art on display in Copenhagen at the Hans Alf Gallery. I got excited about the gallery for a minute because I thought Alf was back. I thought his alien ass and 9 stomachs were on retirement in Denmark. My bad. Anywho, I urge you to browse her site and check out her other messed up art that I have fallen in love with.

photos: James St. James