This is the Russian River up north of San Francisco, a beautiful lazy slow river up in wine country. So the big thing about the Russian River is that it’s the location of Bohemian Grove, a super-secret men-only club of high weirdness for world leaders and heads of state. It’s actually a very old club, it was established in 1872, and from then until 2000 it was mysterious, sinister, secretive…enter one Alex Jones. In 2000, Alex Jones and the BBC gatecrashed Bohemian Grove and filmed the freaky fake human sacrifice/poetry jam/pyrotechnics show they do to a 40 foot tall stone owl. It was … kinda epic. Here’s his footage of Bohemian Grove, and as far as I know, the only footage that exists of the place: youtu.be/FpKdSvwYsrE No goblins that I could see, but perhaps I’m not looking hard enough.

Here i was just happy to write about the Russian River and Bohemian Grove and then Jones goes and makes national news by getting banned from lots of major social networks this week for reasons that involve (one can only surmise) Donald Trump & goblin sex: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoC… gay frogs: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoC… or literal vampire potbelly goblins: youtu.be/uWd6XgBVIcg or america first: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhWv5z…

I have the flu today so I could probably spend all day watching Alex Jones remixes. Aliens and Chemtrails and Fish Babies and Hillary Clinton and Pioneers and …don’t get sucked into this….remember all of silicon valley thinks this man is deserving of censorship…he’d probably infect your mind with super male vitality…

i am sooooo sick today…ugh….xander what are you doing to meeee…