An in-ring oratory (or “promo”) by WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day continues unabated more than seven hours after commencing, and audience members are beginning to faint from exhaustion and annoyance.

“Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?,” exclaim Xavier Woods, Big E, and Kofi Kingston.

After a brief pause, the trio resumes: “Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Booty! Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?”

During the first three hours of the promo, The New Day swivelled their hips, pranced about with unicorn horns jutting from their foreheads, and repeated the word “booty” an estimated 376 times.

The fourth hour was dedicated to promoting a sugary breakfast cereal, while hours five and six featured an off-key trombone solo.

As always, some fans laughed at the beginning of the promo, but are now unanimously praying for it to stop.