Original Air date: September 5th, 2019

Caption: September 7 and 14, see Talia Brava's sex (edging only) cult show at Art Square. Guns and chicken? Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:35 (95 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt talks about being back from break. The hosts discuss the divided response to the Milk Leg Episode.

Matt announces his new dates for his Mind Noodler show in September at Show Creator studios.

Jacob clarifies the free "Scoopies-only" Piff show on October 13th and the preceding Monster Jam with SJ.

Paul announces that he is teaching some drop-in Improv classes.

Paul leaves the room so Matt and Jacob talk about sports.

Talia Brava starts talking about her weave, her show, edging, and ascension.

A Fake Commercial for Sand making concrete slippery.

Talia talks about slap therapy where you state things you want to stop believing and slap yourself.

The hosts talk about how Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches are now popular because there is guilt attached buying from Chik-Fil-A. This leads to a discussion of cancel culture and come-backs of Aziz Ansari and Dave Chappell.

A Fake Commercial for the new show Dead Tractor and the actor playing the tractor.

Food trucks are long lines for fast food. Lines for fast food defeats the purpose. Paul is sad that chickens give their lift for two breasts and a number of nuggets.

Someone actually made a Strawberry Quick Pannacotta and there were no reports of it being good.

Scoopmail Edit

An anonymous user made Meringueatang (meringue made with tang), a meurang infused with tang. The taste is weird. (From Episode Episode 605: Orangu-Tang)

Reverend Doctor Commander McScoop sends in some other food, a case of knives, some Star Wars glasses, Wolf Brand Chili, Hot Dog sauce, stickers, a candy burger, wax bottles for Piff, an animal facts book, and NYGiants Paper plates.

Carrie Hanselman made dick stickers and to-go coffee mugs.

Scoopasaurus Rex sends in a Wait, he did what?? story that does not involve murder.

Scooplockian sends in a story about cutting off a funeral procession.

Luke sends a short list of him doing dumb things including catching the cord in a sandwich press twice.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosion theme is played. Carson sends in "the most controversial Scoopardy in history" based on his opinions.

Characters and Bits Edit