Which Insurance Lobbyist was out in Tallahassee Friday night drinking and drowning in their sorrows with the surrendered Senator Artiles and 4 other women? The loaded lobbyist lashed into another car when leaving from their last hurrah.

Police were called. But before they blow in, our crafty consultant convinces the crash victim to let her leave.

Who is the lobbyist?

(hint: she boasts a “secret” tattoo that goes from the left side of her breast to her groin)