Okay, The Wyatts are in the ring now...And so is The Shield...

Hmm. Looks like they're having some words. Seems as if The Shield is angry about something...And now they're... OH MY GOD IT"S FULL OF STARS!*cue ALL REACTION GIFS*The irresistible forces met the immovable objects! And yes, The Shield are the "irresistible" ones since they make the ladies go nuclear in the ovary area. And The Wyatts are most certainly... objects. Anyhow, the two evil trios busting out into a full ring brawl last night was amazing. Bland night overall (saved by a Manchester crowd who were more than willing to entertain themselves with dancing, chants and the usual hooliganalia) but the ending was marvelous.Not only did the brawl take us back (just a bit) to the ol' Attitude Era, but it also fed directly into all our concerns back when The Wyatts debuted on TV. Was there room for two dominating three-man heel factions? As distinct in gimmickry as they were. In fact, that The Wyatts floundered for the first couple months was probably a direct cause of the overcrowding. So last night when they collided, it actually felt right. It felt like the result of there being too small a playground for multiple bullies. And with The Shield eventually breaking up, perhaps it signaled The Wyatts taking over. Even though they're far from how one would expect corporate thugs to look.The poll results above aren't a landslide by any means, but maybe it's a sign that The Shield's time has come. After a year of being so high, it's time to pass the dutchie. And look, I'm still not tired of The Shield. It's saying something (both good and bad) that they've solidly spent the past year as the most exciting heels to watch. But if this is the way they go out, then it's fitting. There's a certain backwater poetry to it.And yes, I've become aware that that Wyatt sound-blip isn't "MLEP!" Or "BLET!" Or any other iteration of that particular phonic. According to Wiki, it's "DEATH!" Which seems way too obvious to me for someone who's supposed to be as cryptic as Bray. I mean, that kind of spoils all of his double-speak. It's like "Monsters are real except they're not and I'm the devourer of worlds and all my brothers have joined me in the cause which is a riddle wrapped inside an an enigma tucked inside a crescent role. And, oh yeah, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Kind of a ruined jerk session right there. So why let facts (or at least Wiki) get in the way of a good "FLEHP!"? I like my version better and that's what I'm stickin' with. MLEP 4 LIFE! It gives The Wyatts a more sinister Muppet appeal.The rest of RAW didn't add up to much though. The opening match, with the Rhodes Bros vs. Orton was good, as was the impressive elevated Big Show chokeslam through the table, but there was a least a good hour and a half stretch of not much at all. The Cena vs. The Real Americans was fine, although we were denied the Giant Swing on Cena. Something you think they'd do for the Manchester crowd. In fact, that Giant Swing could have solved the whole "hour and a half of nothing" problem. Just let him go. Weeeeeee! I'm already eagerly awaiting the YouTube video of John Cena in a Swing loop for 10 hours.Speaking of Cena, the WWE - strangely, oddly - has gone out of their way to make a video over at WWE.com in response to those of us who claim Cena only knows five moves. The video's un-postable, but you can click here and watch it It's pretty silly. No one actually thinks Cena only knows five moves. It's a (slight) hyperbole meant to address the fact that he's limited from a technical standpoint. And that he lacks finesse. Cena's finishing sequence is known as the "Five Moves of Doom" (or at least those are what I consider his five moves) and that's the part people object to the most. The two shoulder tackles, the side release belly-to-back, Five Knuckle Shuffle, AA. Because watching wrestling takes a suspension of disbelief. And we're more than willing to do so. But that big swing and a miss that all of Cena's foes do right after the second shoulder tackle KILLS ME EVERY TIME. It's like scratching a fork on a chalkboard.So the video includes 10 moves. But here's the thing. Some are "special occasion" moves, some are his standard moves that he executes just barely well enough to come off as credible, and the rest don't count. A "clothesline" is not a move that counts. Nor is a DDT. Or a belly-to-back suplex. Those moves come standard with every Superstar. They're included in the price. Hell, just include "side headlock" if you're going to list the basics. Or…wait for it…ARMBAR!

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