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Will not play with any toys you buy him, so don't bother. Will not use scratching post. One pristine condition scratching post comes with, no extra charge.Four lifetime supplies of catnip, which he will not touch, no extra charge.Crappy attitude and extra shedding ability included free.Get him out of my house before I kill him. This cat sucks, and I want him gone. Come on, cat lovers, you know you want him. You can CHANGE him. Sure. Just get him out of my house.Oh, he's black with green eyes, medium size, and he fucking SUCKS.