Fresh off challenging the environment to prove that global warming is really a thing, Donald Trump decided to tilt at yet another windmill on Friday morning, and this one is familiar.

As you’re aware, the President isn’t particularly enamored with Amazon and his ire is due in no small part to the fact that he’s convinced himself Jeff Bezos is engaged in a conspiracy to undermine the presidency via the Washington Post.

So on Friday morning, Trump literally attacked the United States Postal Service, calling it “dumb” and “poor”. To wit:

Why is the United States Post Office, which is losing many billions of dollars a year, while charging Amazon and others so little to deliver their packages, making Amazon richer and the Post Office dumber and poorer? Should be charging MUCH MORE! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 29, 2017

That appears to have hit Amazon’s shares in the pre-market:

Of course one could also trace Trump’s anti-Bezos sentiment to the fact that Bezos is something like 25 times richer than him.

Oh, and don’t forget that if you look back at 5+ years of Trump’s tweet history, you’ll discover that he’s actually a big Bezos fan – as long as Bezos is selling Trump’s book, which is “a great gift idea that’s easy to order on Amazon“…

So basically, if you’re looking for a used copy of “Time To Get Tough,” then by all means go and buy one on Amazon.

Other than that, fuck Amazon and their tax avoidance schemes and especially fuck WaPo, because after all, those are the people who are eventually going to get this man impeached: