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00:00 - 00:03 Sir, it looks like they have us surrounded.

00:04 - 00:05 They have built a wall around their state

00:05 - 00:07 and have encroached into our territory...

00:08 - 00:12 As you can see, our net has retracted compared to previous years

00:12 - 00:15 They're recruiting at a historic rate.

00:17 - 00:19 That's ok. We're Alabama.

00:19 - 00:21 Just tell the recruits to come here if they want to win championships.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir, most of these kids have already

00:27 - 00:28 sent in their signed LOI's.

00:31 - 00:33 He is correct, they have 18 already.

00:34 - 00:36 And a majority of these kids are players that we want.

00:53 - 00:58 All of the analyst get out now. All of the remaining coaches stay.

01:13 - 01:15 We're fucked, we're fucked!

01:15 - 01:17 God, I'm so frustrated. We're number 8!

01:18 - 01:23 and they are number 1!

01:25 - 01:28 Tell your wives to pack up your belongings.

01:29 - 01:31 I want all of your resignations by the end of the day.

01:31 - 01:34 "Kirby is Kang", "Kirby is Kang"

01:34 - 01:37 That is all anyone wants to talk about "Kang Kirby"

01:37 - 01:40 This is horse shit, I made that man who he is.

01:40 - 01:42 Kirby was our best recruiter and you let him go.

01:42 - 01:46 I did not "Let him go". He went home. It was his destiny.

01:46 - 01:48 Well We told you to pay him more.

01:48 - 01:52 That's easy for you to say, "pay him more", you imbecile.

01:53 - 01:54 We tried to pay him more, he wouldn't take it.

01:56 - 01:57 We accepted he was leaving.

01:57 - 02:00 The plan was for McGarity to handcuff him and keep UGA in mediocrity.

02:00 - 02:03 But no, Wing-Nut has given him total control of the program.

02:04 - 02:08 Anything he wants, he gets.

02:08 - 02:13 New locker room, no problem.

02:14 - 02:16 More money for support staff, he got it.

02:17 - 02:21 His support staff budget is larger than ours.

02:27 - 02:29 This is unacceptable.

02:30 - 02:34 I believe my time as the head coach for the University of Alabama is coming to an end.

02:34 - 02:36 "This dynasty will last forever." they said.

02:41 - 02:42 Justin Fields, Adam Anderson, Zamir White

02:43 - 02:47 Cade Mays, Jamaree Salyer, James Cook, Brenton Cox, and Nadab Joseph

02:48 - 02:53 How in the hell did we let them take Joseph?

02:54 - 02:56 He told us he was coming earlier today.

02:56 - 02:59 I knew Cox was on the fence, but Joseph was a total surprise.

03:00 - 03:02 The "Kang" stole him from underneath our feet.

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK. Maybe we can move to Starkville.

03:14 - 03:16 I knew this day was coming...

03:19 - 03:23 but I did not want to believe it.

03:25 - 03:26 We have lost our spot atop the SEC.

03:31 - 03:33 There is little more that we can do.

03:40 - 03:46 We have six weeks to try and piece our class together

03:46 - 03:49 but most of the good players are already gone