@Starchasr

Lying for Jesus comes so naturally to this bozo you almost feel like he might be just a genius of satire trolling for trolls. But Poe’s law aside, every now and then he pipes up with true classics.

For example: “Yes! Sorry what do they have to do with evolution?” in response to the question, “You ever heard of chemistry, biology, geology, genetics and palaeontology?”

@JuanitaBerguson

Filled to the brim with hatred for anyone who isn’t as brainwashed as she is, particularly if they’re any more intellectually curious than a liverwort. Also noted for her complete lack of honesty when asked direct questions and explosive righteous indigence when the same is done to her.

For example: “Sorry I don’t read atheist propaganda” when directed towards a wikipedia page explaining the Haldane and Oparin experiment.

@meganphelps

Everything that she stands for is repugnant and vile. But she is a Phelps after-all, so it’s par for the course. Loves her Granddaddy (and yes I do mean in the biblical sense) even though he’s a closeted, self-loathing puke who enjoys physically abusing his own children. She’s typically unaware of how hilarious her lack of honesty is.

For example: “@almightygod Since you’re obviously unmoved by truth or facts, I have a better question: why not stop looking for excuses & just obey?”