We loved the opening credits for the 90s X-Men cartoon – until we saw the two Japanese openings. The cute character spotlights are nothing compared to crazy cartoon violence. Sure, flying around in front of your name is cool, I guess, but have you considered lightning volcanoes? They even manage to make Jubilee look bad-ass (no easy feat).

Sorry not sorry, Jubilee!

(via Bite.ca, image via YouTube)

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