“I heard rumors about Pokemon attacking people.”

—–

“Just doing some light stretching. I’m about to rock this place.”

“Pikachu, RUN!!!!”

“Oh my god! Oh!”

“Brilliant idea. You hold the door! I’ll go get help!”

“What?!”

“Is this really happening?”

“Don’t worry. None of this is real.”

*tree crashes behind him*

“Nope! All of this is real! Run!”

“….Hey, Tim? I don’t float….”

*cue Hydro Pump*