We’re back. I know you’re just as excited as I am. ABC recently released their promo for the bachelor and thought this was a good time to re open the blog. The teaser amounted to very little other than tickling your balls and reminding you that we are almost upon bachelor season.

In case you’ve been living under a rock here is the promo:

Pretty corny if you ask me. Hey oooo. But as I watched I couldn’t help but be reminded of a certain scene from a certain movie:

Please re read the post title if you didn’t get the reference.

Are they really trying to pin Chris as god damned Kevin Costner? Is Chris Harrison channeling his inner James Earl Jones and infinite wisdom? Are those stalks of corn smarter than some of the woman that will be on the show?

All will be known in due time. It’s been a long off season for the fantasy suite as this is the first time the main event will be covered. Breakdowns of the girls will come much like they did for the guys on ‘ette’. I will have trouble deciding whether or not to do it before the premiere episode, although I’m sure I’ll cave and get them up early once the cast is on the website.

Chris, good luck finding a non crazy attractive girl that wants to spend the rest of her life living in rural Iowa. The odds are not in your favor

- Nick