marcguggenheim:

I’m assuming you mean 3x22. If you’re not surprised by the end of that episode, you’re un-surprisable.

Calling it now:

- Felicity learns that her father is the real Harrison Wells, marries Nyssa, and becomes the Green Goblin.

- Captain Lance becomes Hunter Zolomon!Reverse Flash.

- Ra’s reveals that his true heir is not Oliver, but the DJ, who was revived by the Lazarus Pit. However, when the DJ unmasks himself, he isn’t played by Austin Butler. Now, he’s Andrew Garfield, because he used Eobard’s face stealer machine. He then becomes the Joker.

- Since the DJ left to become the Joker, Ray Palmer declares, “I must become Ray’s al Ghul!”

- Akio spat out blood not because he was affected by the bioweapon, but because he is a vampire. Oliver kills him, then goes to Russia to become a vampire slayer. However, the person who drives the bus that will take him to Russia is actually Thea, who gasps and says, “Ollie? You’re alive?”

- Thea is still under Malcolm’s mind control and she kills Roy.

- Diggle calls in his cousin who got struck by lightning as backup. The cousin? President Calvin Ellis.

- The events of the entire season are revealed to have all been part of a long con by Ra’s, Malcolm, Oliver, and Sara to lure out Darkseid.

- Laurel discovers that Nyssa is adopted. She looks through the legal files and discovers Nyssa’s real parents, who are played by Tom Welling and Chloe Bennet.

- After Ray becomes Ray’s al Ghul, he gives Maseo all of his money. Maseo uses it to become Most Excellent Superbat.

- Darkseid teams up with the Joker, the Green Goblin, and Count Vertigo to take over the Glades.

- Team Arrow and the League of Assassins team up to defeat team Darkseid.

- Darkseid is mortally wounded when Tatsu shoots him with a gun. To survive, he fuses with the Green Goblin and becomes Feliseid.

- Laurel burps while wearing the Canary Cry and accidentally kills visiting billionaire Bruce Wayne. Out of guilt, she leaves Starling City to become Batman.

- Captain Lance/Reverse Flash steals the Alpha Omega and prepares to unleash it on Starling.

- Oliver asks Malcolm how he can stop both Feliseid and Reverse Flash with only one episode to go. Malcolm responds by pulling out a syringe full of blood and injecting it into him. Oliver collapses, writhing in pain. Malcolm smirks and says, “According to the prophecy, the one to survive the blade of Ra’s al Ghul must also survive being injected with Spider-Man’s blood to gain true power. Oliver, I hope you’re the one.”

I know, not very surprising compared to recent Arrow, but that’s what I think is going down.

