Queens of the Stone Age put on a pummeling live show, but not the kind that would make the average person think singing guitarist Josh Homme wants you to come up on stage with him. Sooner or later these things are bound to happen, though, and as Diffuser.fm points out (via Pitchfork), in this case “sooner” turned out to be earlier this week in St. Petersburg, Florida. When a fan clambered up next to Homme, the Eagles of Death Metal man was quick to force the dude back down into the crowd.

As you can see starting around the one-minute, 16-second mark in the footage above, Homme was also quick with the quotables: “Don’t do that, because I’ll fucking … I don’t care if you love me. You can stand right there, dude. I don’t know what you’re trying to do. You’re lucky I didn’t fuck you up, bro. I’m here to play for you, not jerk you off, you fucking douchebag.” Hey, we don’t know what it said on the guy’s ticket.

Also floating around this week has been footage of Action Bronson getting tough with a security guard at a Portland, Oregon show. Something to do with the New York rapper wanting to light up onstage, as is his wont. Behold, reefer madness.