

'OW MUCH IS IT THEN?

Hang on, hang on. Patience is the mother of ...er, someone. Miss Guided? If you're told the price now you may run away. You need to be pre-conditioned. Conditioner protects you from shocks (don't try this at home).



But really, what's the hurry? If it's a FANTASTIC DEAL you'll find the price on the page. If it's FANTASTIC VALUE brace yourself, and you'll find the price when you Add To Shopping Cart... after you've learned that you NEED this product.

If you want out - and want out badly - go straight to Paypal



Remember: It's a crime to convince others they need something completely useless only if it's something they really, really don't need. It's the Ferengi rule of Long Sales Letters. Comparatively speaking, Ferengi are an honest people though; so let's not drag them into this.

The time's come for you to be Convinced. And for that American is so, so much cooler than English. Partly because it uses centered text. And partly because it isn't embarrassed to add <bold>, <red>, and <large font>.



Take 3 Easy Steps And Own Your Own Awesome Money Machine. It's 100% Able To Give You Massive Residual Income... Read This Letter And I'll Tell You Why I Am Parting With This Money Machine So YOU Can Get Rich Within 24 Hours, Guaranteed!

See, you didn't miss that, did ya?



Key points recap: - IT'S EASY - IT'S FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE MONEY - IT HAS WORDS LIKE "MASSIVE", "AWESOME" and "MIND-BLOWING"



WHAT'S THAT? TALK IN LOWER CASE? WHY?



OK, just don't blame him if you don't get the message. He's only trying to point out that the product has a feel good factor ("100%" always feels good) immediacy (who can wait more than one day to get rich?) guaranteed residual income (Americans have MLM in their DNA; "residual income" may be explained for other nationalities) a requirement that there's no work on your part (or very little)

The only effort required of you is Clicking That Paypal Button. Even an idiot can do that, right?

In case you don't understand "100% guaranteed", I've included an image to illustrate. It looks like a seal of some sort so builds credibility. Establishing credibility is important before picking someone's pocket.

Paypal button is at bottom of this page.



But you insist you're not convinced? Time to get the kitsch out. Lurid yellow highlight works. You can taste last night's dinner again? Never mind. Concentrate on the Great Opportunity and on the bold text

You'll soon see images of cheques showing $9,231.46 earned in 8 days and they'll be like works of (Photoshop) art! Yes, $9,231.46 in 8 days

Impressive? You want in on the secret? No problem. You, too, can make $9321.46 in 8 days.

In fact YOU sounds better that "you". So, YOU too, can make $9321.46 in 8 days.



The amount is specific because specific is believable . Truth is even more believable e.g. the quickest way to get to $9231.46 is to start with $20,000 and lose $10,768.54 in advertising. You KNOW that that's true. On the other hand do you know better than to disclose truth in Sales Letters? Award yourself a star! You're getting smarter already. When you complete the Paypal transaction at the end of the page you'll be a whole 7.3% more intelligent.



The product is INCREDIBLY EASY. If the author, who has all these natural - and feigned - spelling and grammatical mistakes, can make $9231.46, so can YOU. Why settle for other opportunities to make just a little money ? It's so easy my grandmother could do it. Even without her internet connection and email password! Because the idea sells itself he's paid a professional Long Sales Letter Copywriter a large sum of money to put together his killer sales pitch for him.



Yes, the more a product sells itself the more you have to spend on marketing it.



Notice how I have no ads on this page? I hate ads. I hate how the contemptuous little b*stards steal space on the page, how they trick you into clicking, how they flash and animate and beg like prostitutes for the slightest attention? Do you like creepy, disease-ridden insects? No, you don't, and that's good, because now I'm empathising with YOU and getting YOU on side ... and the closer YOU get the easier it is to sandbag YOU.



Oops, did I say that aloud? You should be moving towards the closing arguments; put your feet up and stop struggling with paragraphs. Keep moving, keep moving. With your feet up. Keep moving and The letter will give YOU bonuses to act now . It's a limited time deal - the author doesn't want to keep selling the e-book and making money forever!

Act now, because everybody wants a copy (of course!) - and he hasn't printed enough e-books.

Because there's so much of demand and not enough stock he's giving away five free bonuses just to persuade YOU to act now .

Hey, it's all about YOU, YOU, YOU. They'll even let YOU in on this secret way of making $9231.46 in 8 days. But YOU have to act now. In case you missed it, you do need to ACT NOW.



By now, if you aren't convinced there's at least some merit in the product, YOU haven't been listening. Let's go through the numbers again.

If you weren't impressed by $9231.46 per 8 days how about this?



$421,185.36 per year!

Yes, that's how much YOU will make. MASSIVE.

ALMOST HALF A MILLION DOLLARS EVERY SINGLE YEAR

for the rest of your life! It could even be

A MILLION, OR MORE!



Don't believe it? See the cheque below for $1,000,000? It's even got a stamp on it saying "This is a genuine cheque, promise", so you know it's kosher. Now look at the figures again:

A CHECK FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Yes, my friends, that's how much YOU can make.



