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Hitler rages about the stupid and completely devout of logic battle of Winterfell.

00:00 - 00:03 The Golden Company has arrived at King's Landing

00:04 - 00:05 They've fortified their

00:05 - 00:07 defences here and here

00:08 - 00:12 Our heroes are trying to figure out how to deal with Euron's fleet

00:12 - 00:15 Their best bet is to have Daenerys burn them...

00:17 - 00:19 That's not important now

00:19 - 00:21 We have to deal with the White Walkers first

00:24 - 00:26 My Führer

00:27 - 00:28 The Night King

00:31 - 00:33 got stabbed by Arya and the rest of them died too

00:34 - 00:36 The greatest threat to Westeros is gone

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who thinks we're just mad our fan theories aren't true, get the fuck out

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK !!!

01:15 - 01:17 I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A NIGHTMARE...

01:18 - 01:23 BECAUSE GAME OF THRONES CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THIS BAD !

01:25 - 01:28 WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA ?

01:29 - 01:31 WAS THE SCRIPT WRITTEN BY A RETARD ?

01:31 - 01:34 WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS BATTLE FOR 8 YEARS !

01:34 - 01:37 AND WHAT DO WE GET FOR IT ? AN EPISODE FILLED WITH

01:37 - 01:40 PLOT ARMOR AND PLOT HOLES

01:40 - 01:42 My Führer, their plan wasn't that bad...

01:42 - 01:46 THE DOTHRAKI FUCKING CHARGED AT THE WIGHTS !

01:46 - 01:48 Only a fool would face the dothraki at ...

01:48 - 01:52 IF THEY WIGHTS DON'T DIE TO FIRE OR DRAGONGLASS,

01:53 - 01:54 THEY WILL JUST GET RESURRECTED !

01:56 - 01:57 THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT

01:57 - 02:00 MELISANDRE WAS COMING AND THEIR WEAPONS WEREN'T FROM

02:00 - 02:03 DRAGONGLASS. THEIR FIRST LINE OF DEFENCE WERE THE TREBUCHETS

02:04 - 02:08 THERE WERE NO ARCHERS ON THE WALLS. NO HOT OIL, READY TO BE POURED

02:08 - 02:13 OVER THEM AND SET ON FIRE ONCE THEY START CLIMBING THE WALLS

02:14 - 02:16 THEY ARE LITERALLY FUCKING ALERGIC TO FIRE !

02:17 - 02:21 BUT FIVE FUCKING ZOMBIES FELL OVER THE THRENCH AND INSTEAD OF CATCHING ON FIRE

02:27 - 02:29 they made a bridge.

02:30 - 02:34 I've been waiting to see Jon Snow fight the Night King. Maybe even

02:34 - 02:36 sacrifice himself to kill him.

02:41 - 02:42 Instead, he was SCREEMING AT

02:43 - 02:47 A DRAGON. VISERION WAS A WIGHT, JON COULD'VE KILLED HIM WITH LONGLAW.

02:48 - 02:53 AND ARYA JUMPS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. EVEN THE WIGHTS FOUND HER, BERIC HAD TO SAVE HER.

02:54 - 02:56 SHE'S NOT THAT SNEAKY.

02:56 - 02:59 AND THE NIGHT KING JUST STOOD THERE INSTEAD OF BREAKING HER NECK

03:00 - 03:02 OR THROWING HER TO THE GROUND !

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK. He's just a salty fanboy.

03:14 - 03:16 Jon should've been a part of it at least.

03:19 - 03:23 The white walkers were the reason why I kept watching the show.

03:25 - 03:26 Now they're gone.

03:31 - 03:33 All that's left is the Iron Throne.

03:40 - 03:46 Instead of a story about how we need to overcome our differences and petty squables, to face a greater enemy...

03:46 - 03:49 .... the story is about who sits on a fucking chair.