Over the last three and half years, it has been made abundantly clear that Donald Trump hadn’t realized being president of the United States actually requires a fair bit more work than one puts in pretending to be a successful businessman on TV. Rising to the occasion would have obviously been too much to ask, so instead the job has had to conform to his schedule, which typically entails watching hours and hours of cable news, tweeting angrily, and not reading his intelligence briefings—even the really important ones!

Unsurprisingly, Trump’s work ethic has not improved in light of the deadly pandemic that has killed nearly 55,000 Americans. You probably could have guessed that based on the colossal f--kup by the federal government re: doing something about the crisis in a timely manner, but just to put a fine point on it, the New York Times reported last week that the president often doesn’t roll into the Oval Office until around noon, watches at least seven hours of TV a day, and “rarely attends the [coronavirus] task force meetings.” And even though they theoretically have better things to do—for example, dramatically increasing testing, making sure all of the White House’s Lysol and Clorox is under lock and key, etc.— West Wing aides have decided the best use of their time right now is to insist that, actually, Trump is working his ass off. Like, harder than any president has ever worked before. How hard? Sometimes not even having time for lunch hard.

“I can tell you that the biggest concern I have as a new chief of staff is making sure he gets some time to get a quick bite to eat,” new White House chief of staff Mark Meadows told the New York Post, as though not always getting to eat lunch isn’t a thing that most working adults struggle with, even the ones who aren’t leader of the free world. Sure, oftentimes Trump does have time for lunch, but like, on some days, it gets interrupted. And on others? He only gets a short time to eat! “I can tell you that he will go back in and have a lunch just off the Oval Office and more times than not it is interrupted by several phone calls,” Meadows said. “If he gets more than 10 minutes of time in a given day, I haven’t seen [it] in the five weeks I’ve been here.” And lest you think that Meadows just made up this incredible anecdote in an attempt to prove Trump is the hardest-working president of all time, another official confirmed it to the Post. “There are times when lunch isn’t even a thought,” the official said. “A lot of time there’s either no time for lunch or there is 10 minutes for lunch.”

For the Trump-haters out there, can you even contemplate how hard one has to be working to only have time to eat a sandwich at lunch, and maybe a bag of chips and a of couple chocolate chip cookies? No, you people with your six-course midday meals served with a wine pairing obviously have no idea. Clearly there are very few people out there who’ve experienced such a crushing existence, or who would be able to walk a mile in the shoes of a man who sometimes doesn’t even have time to finish his juice box before the next task of the day. And that’s not all. Sometimes the president has to talk to people on the phone, calls that interrupt his long blocks of Fox News–watching;