yojimbos_law Senior Guild Member



Join Date: 29th May, 2012 Posts: 2,186

Paying people to take my butt(on)! [Answer: Contest Over!]



Here's the deal: I'm waaaay too busy to care about HCEd enough to try for silver, and I really don't want any more butt(on)s in my profile, so I'm offering a bounty of one the average of pi and Euler's number times a million (2,929,937) meat to any run that makes my position on the in-game HCEd leaderboard worse until I'm no longer visible on said leaderboard.



If you complete such a run, post here to win your fabulous prize along with a super secret mystery prize of whatever amusing stuff I have lying around in my inventory and feel like giving away. You know, holiday fun, unmotivators, and the like.



Furthermore, I'll add an extra 250000 meat (wow!) if you annotate and post a log of your run in a visible place (i.e. link it in your post) because I like transparency. Unannotated logs will get precisely nothing because I don't like them. Trying to pass an unannotated log off as an annotated log by adding, like, one comment will get a brick and -250000 meat because don't be that guy.



That's all. Good luck making me lose!



Winners so far:

Morgoth1145 2/573

Random Thief 2/566

fishtopher 2/566

Kalefornya 2/566

Gordito 2/556

Langsuir 2/569

icyman 2/548



Links to their annotated logs:

Morgoth1145

Random Thief

Kalefornya

Gordito

Langsuir





Edit: Adding another 250k prize for automated runs satisfying the above because

[21:47] [hardcore] Ezandora: an extra 250000 if you automate your ru.. oh. annotate.

I have no idea how I'm going to determine that, but who cares.



Edit Edit: prize increased because getting less than a day of barf mountain farming as a contest reward is dumb. If prizes are increased again, the difference will be paid to past winners.



Edit Edit Edit: added big bold places to list things.



Edit Edit Edit Edit: Closed Contest is massive failure. My butt(on) is still intact, but I hope everyone had fun! Greetings and salutations friend! I want you to do HCEd good so I don't have to!Here's the deal: I'm waaaay too busy to care about HCEd enough to try for silver, and I really don't want any more butt(on)s in my profile, so I'm offering a bounty ofIf you complete such a run,along with a super secret mystery prize of whatever amusing stuff I have lying around in my inventory and feel like giving away. You know, holiday fun, unmotivators, and the like.Furthermore, I'll add an extrabecause I like transparency. Unannotated logs will get precisely nothing because I don't like them. Trying to pass an unannotated log off as an annotated log by adding, like, one comment will get a brick and -250000 meat because don't be that guy.That's all. Good luck making me lose!Morgoth1145 2/573Random Thief 2/566fishtopher 2/566Kalefornya 2/566Gordito 2/556Langsuir 2/569icyman 2/548Edit: Adding another 250k prize for automated runs satisfying the above because[21:47] [hardcore] Ezandora: an extra 250000 if you automate your ru.. oh. annotate.I have no idea how I'm going to determine that, but who cares.Edit Edit: prize increased because getting less than a day of barf mountain farming as a contest reward is dumb. If prizes are increased again, the difference will be paid to past winners.Edit Edit Edit: added big bold places to list things.Edit Edit Edit Edit: Closed Contest is massive failure. My butt(on) is still intact, but I hope everyone had fun!

__________________ Last edited by yojimbos_law; Fri, May 15th, 2015 at 06:13 AM . Reason: All done!