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Voices on TV: Oh, Mary, you look ravishing in that skimpy negligee! Mmm... Darling, Don't you wish we were married? But we are! ...Or did you mean to each other? I've got to have you! Let's murder our spouses! Murder?! You sick animal! I love it when you talk that way! Come here! Calvin: Sometimes I think I learn more when I stay home from school.