Back in 1998, future Donald Trump counselor/spin-master Kellyanne Conway participated in a Washington, D.C. charity event that, for some reason, required her to do a stand-up routine. The results are pretty agonizing. To be fair, Conway kind of understands the structure of a joke. The problem is she really doesn't know how to deliver one. Oh, and be sure to stick around until 9:05 when she starts singing with a red-feathered boa. Maybe this Saturday Night Live sketch wasn't too far off after all:

[via Mother Jones]