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United Gets Ejected by Late Night

United Airlines’ chief executive finally came forth on Tuesday with an unqualified apology for the notorious passenger-removal incident — but that was hardly enough to silence the jeers on late night. Jimmy Kimmel struck the hardest.

“That video of the doctor being dragged off the plane and then the airline’s response to it has turned into an absolute nightmare from a P.R. standpoint. Even Pepsi was like, ‘I wouldn’t want to be you guys this week.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL “Not only are they taking a publicity hit, they took an economic hit, too. United stock went way down today. The company lost $255 million in market value in one day — which means they could have given each of those four passengers they kicked off the plane their own jet planes. They could have given each a 737 and still come out ahead of the deal.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

He thought United’s tactics might help in another situation, though.

“Donald Trump is on pace to spend more on travel in his first year as president than President Obama spent all eight years in office combined. The president’s trips to Florida every weekend have already cost more than $20 million of taxpayer money. See, this is the guy we need United to drag off the plane.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

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