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DM: Everyone ready? <ahem>

DM: Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria…

Rainbow Dash: Woah, woah, woah. Really? You’re gonna get all ‘storybook’ on us?

DM: What, you have a problem with the classics?

Rainbow Dash: So far, I have a problem with this campaign being lame.

Rarity: Be a little sensitive. It’s a brand new, custom setting.

Rainbow Dash: But it’s all ponies. Cute, girly ponies. Nothing awesome can ever come out of ponies.

DM: As I was SAYING…