We work hard to bring the funny to you at a low, low price on this handy-dandy website! It's fun to build your RiffTrax Library here and "Collect Them All".

Unfortunately, there are kickass bays of pirates around the world that also build websites. We've heard they sell our jokes for as much as 100% off!

100% off? Dumb pirates! We haven't figured out how they make enough money for cannonballs and eye patches. (They must make it up in volume.)

Anyway, we truly appreciate it when you purchase provisions for life's voyage here on our site. However, it's 2015, we realize there are times when you may find yourself kidnapped by pirates and forced to watch RiffTrax that you didn’t pay for (hey, it’s the internet – it happens.)

All we ask is that drop some money in one of our hats below so that we can keep bringing you quality riffing for years to come.

If you would like to donate: Pirate Ships, Parrots, Treasure Chests of Gold and Rubies please email: Support@RiffTrax.com

Thanks matey!

Mike, Kevin, Bill and the RiffTrax deckhands