The need for love–or at least sexual companionship–is one of the most basic human traits. Sometimes, though, this desire turns into desperation which, in turn, leads to the creation of adtrocities.

It’s just one of those natural cycles.

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Only for girls who are both

1) nice

2) willing to follow sketchy links to learn the secrets of mentally enslaving the man they profess to love.

The overlap between numbers 1 and 2 is 0.

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“I’ve avoided all toxic attraction killers and I want to control her mind. WHY WON’T SHE SLEEP WITH ME?!?!?!”

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Sexy Texts to Make Her Take Out a Restraining Order Against You.

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Snag a man by playing directly into his very worst suspicions about female behavior! #reversepsychology

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This is one of the last sounds I would ever want a man to make at me.

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Secret Number One: There isn’t a Friend Zone.