"YOU IDIOTS DID WHAT!?"



-- An apoplectic Majesty, upon discovering that a squad of Royal Guards had not only screwed up a chase, allowing a dangerous criminal to escape, but had also tried to run down said crook's surrendering cohorts with spears, accidentally damaged vital evidence; AND used legally dubious methods of questioning on the culprit's partners in crime, putting the entire investigation in a bad light with both the press and the Guard's higher-ups.