Ahoy there, mate.



I'm the famed Doctor Aloisius Grogan. I'm sure you've heard of me and my fine establishment on Tortuga. Bein the top physican in all the Caribbean, I'm here with a cure for what ailes ye! Ever heard of GRS? Why, that stand for Gold Room Syndrome! I like to call it Grrrrrrrs - the sound my patients make when they can't find a legendary weapon!



It's a quite common ailment, and I'm proud to bring you a cure - my latest serum, the Lucky Looter Liquor! It is sure to DOUBLE your chances for those lovely weapons.

So, how do you get ahold of my fancy new elixir? Why, you already have! I've spiked every. single. drink. in the Caribbean with it. You're welcome!



Think of it as a nice promotion for my other services, like poisoning your enemies curing pattern baldness!



The effects of my Double Loot cure will last from March 26th to March 30th.

Oh, and one more thing. If the gypsies of Tortuga claim to have charmed the Caribbean with a double loot spell, don't listen to them. It's definitely my elixir and not anything else.

Be sure to stop by my shop any time!

~ Doc Grog