"From the moment I understood the weakness of my loneliness, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of friendship. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Elements of Harmony. Your kind cling to your Iphones, as if it will not lose battery charge and fail you. One day the crude social media that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to befriend you. But I am already befriended, for the magic of friendship is immortal...even in death I serve the Sun Princess."