I have an addition to my birthday wishlist:

Here’s all you need to know about this toy. The slogan they’re using to promote it is:

Wiser than an ordinary magic 8 ball!

And since a magic 8-ball is as wise as… um… crap-on-a-stick, Jesus must be infinitely wiser.

You do the math.

Wait, it gets better.

Jesus offers 20 different answers to help you choose the righteous path. Ask a question and turn him over the answer you seek magically appears. Your personal Jesus will respond with wisdom such as “Have faith”, “Yes my child”, or “Sinner”.

I can see it now…

“Jesus, my mom is really sick. What should I do?” “Sinner.”

Thanks, Jesus!

So, to summarize, here’s the current list of things that I want:

(via Bay of Fundie)





[tags]atheist, atheism, magic 8-ball, Jesus, Evolution vs. Intelligent Design, Answer Me Jesus[/tags]