Today, I received two books. They arrived wrapped in fabulously altered Happy Birthday wrapping paper (it now reads "Happy Arbitrary Day").

The first book I unwrapped was "101 Things To Do With Ramen Noodles" by Toni Patrick. As a college student, this is beyond a necessity. I love it!

The second book I unwrapped actually made me laugh out loud. It is entitled "The Screaming Orgams: 69 X-Rated Coctails" by Kristen Amann. I can now give any boy I want an erection, give girls screaming multiple orgasms, and have an afterglow fizz for myself.