Lakota, Bristol



Yesterday (9 April), James Blake announced that ‘BoysDontCry’ would join his 1-800 Dinosaur UK ‘road trip’, the line-up of which also included Trim, Klaus, Airhead, Dan Foat and Mr Assister. Last night was the first of the three date tour, which took place at Bristol’s Lakota club. This is what happened.

12:30pm

Blake posts the message “To be frank we are announcing BOYSDONTCRY to the line up for the 1-800 Road Trip – kicking off in Bristol this evening at Lakota” on Instagram. In Ocean’s announcement of a new album and magazine a few days earlier, it’s suggested that either one of both of the projects will be called BoysDontCry. Strong rumours are flying around that Frank Ocean will be joining 1-800 Dinosaur on their UK road trip and the story goes viral.

01.30pm

Trim retweets a link to a Pitchfork news article originally titled ‘James Blake and Frank Ocean Are Touring Together,’ which says that Frank Ocean will be the special guest of the road trip.

4pm

The promoter of the Bristol event announces that it has sold out. “Set times will not be posted in advance,” the message says.

7pm

James Blake tweets: “Dear Music Bloggers – it’s a club night. Not a live gig.” The tweet has since been deleted.

09.40pm

Around 20 minutes before the event is about to begin, Blake posts the following message on Facebook:

“As previously said earlier today, Frank and I are not performing live or on tour – we’re on a 1-800 DINOSAUR road trip, putting on club nights and documenting the weekend for the BoysDontCry Magazine. Blog that, as that’s the correct information.”

11pm

Ticket holders are queuing for around half an hour to get inside the venue.

Midnight

Airhead is performing.

12:40am

Trim appears on stage, addressing the crowd on the mic.

12.50am

James Blake comes on stage.

01:00am

James Blake and Trim are performing together. Blake’s track selection is erratic, abruptly jumping from genre to genre. The set includes As by Stevie Wonder, Sizzla’s Run Out Pon Dem and some of his own tracks, including CMYK. A woman is stood on the stage and is filming the set. People seem to be hoping for Frank.

01.30am

OK, so we’ve had few beers by this point, but we’re pretty sure Blake has mixed a 4/4 techno track into D’Angelo’s One Mo’ Gin. People hoping to see Frank soon.

01.40am

Blake plays another soul track. People are still hoping to see Frank.

01.50am

Having been relatively quiet for a while, Trim takes centre stage. The tone of the music changes, and it feels like something is happening. He shouts out the 1-800 roster, declaring ‘We’ve got Frank’ to rapturous response from the crowd. He the says that he’s going to give us ‘five minutes of grime’. Those five minutes become around twenty five minutes. During this medley of grime tracks, the crowd go wild and a moshpit breaks out in the front. “Bristol, you are fucking nang!”, Trim declares.

People genuinely believe that they’re going to see Frank at this point.

02.20am

Klaus arrives onstage and begins his set. Members of the 1-800 Dinosaur entourage are up on stage. Klaus’ set steers towards jungle and old school drum n bass. Besides those on stage, there’s not too many people in the venue who look like they’re enjoying themselves at this point.

03.00am

The music ends. The crowd are booing.

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