Hi, welcome to the crazy world featured by your maniac homeless radical host, Jerky Hooves!



Let me introduce my self, my name is Jerky, and this is my moronic MIGHT BE A SISTER Derpy hooves.

WHICH KICKED ME OUT OF OUR HOUSE.

(Because of some really stupid argument about pastries, which she doesnt understand that CUPCAKES ARE FUCKING BETTER, people with wrong opinions, huh?)





If you like lollygagging on my territory you must also like your neck twisted to the opposite way.

So scoot aside LOSER.



This world is so unnecessary and boring, so entertain me, people.

ENTERTAIN ME I SAID.