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Ouch! This suspected thief was impaled on fence spike for TWO hours after losing his footing while trying to clamber into a museum in South Africa.

The 32-year-old was eventually hoisted off and, despite how painful the picture above looks, told police he hadn't been in any pain - because he'd been drunk.