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Men may lack many important qualities—self-awareness of douche-y behavior, the ability to actually call rather than text, acceptable bedroom skills—but they typically all have one crucial thing: a penis.

Well, not Andrew Wardle, a man who was born without a member. Though, crazily enough, the 39-year-old's lack of schlong hasn't kept him single—or a virgin. In fact, he says he's slept with over 100 women sans penis, which is pretty damn impressive. And, you know, we'd bet that he's bomb in the sack. (I mean, how much better would guys be in bed if they weren't constantly thinking about getting their own rocks off, right?)

Though, obviously, not having a penis has presented some challenges for Wardle—hence why he's now getting one made with skin taken from his arm. Starting this summer, he's undergo three surgeries that will turn his own flesh into a full-functioning johnson. No word on whether or not Wardle has any say in how big it will be or how it looks, but we imagine he'll bring the doc a few pics for inspiration. (Look, if we bring our stylist photos of bangs every time we go in for a trim, we can only imagine wanting to make sure your new wang is exactly how you want it.)

We have to wonder how much of a dealbreaker not having a dick would really be...so, we gotta ask: Would you date a dude who didn't have a penis?

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