And now for the awards you’ve all been waiting for:

Best Mustache: John Axford (You don’t win the American Mustache Institute’s Robert Goulet award for nothing):

Worst Mustache: Derek Holland

Best Heel Stache: Bryce Harper

Best Quote About a Mustache: Brian Wilson on the Rollie Fingers Curl:

“The curl out is festive and nonthreatening. Let’s be honest: You see a curl in a mustache, and you say, ‘That guy isn’t mean.’”

Best Beard and Beard Relationship: Jason Motte and Lance Berkman

(Photo by Charlie Riedle-Pool/Getty Images)

Best Sideburns: Ryan Doumit

Best Burnsides: Sergio Romo

(Photo by SD Dirk)

Worst Facial Hair: Brett Myers





Best Use of Fake Facial Hair: Felix Hernandez as Larry Bernandez

Best Mustache Tee-Shirt: Randy Johnson’s Nike Hair-itage

Best Stirrup Socks: Josh Outman

Best Facial Accessory: Eric Sogard

Best Overall Fashion, As Voted By You: Sergio Romo