Robbie: "Are you, uh, a real villain?"

Bobbie: "Well, uh, technically... nah."

Robbie: "Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?"

Bobbie: "Nah."

Robbie: "Have you ever tried a disguise?"

Bobbie: "Nah, nah..."

Robbie: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!





[Hook]

Hey!

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One



[Verse 1]

Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery

This is going down in history

If you wanna be a Villain Number One

You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around

Be careful not to make a sound

(Shh)

(No, don't touch that!)



[Hook]

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One

We are Number One



[Verse 2]

Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I just found

When I say go, be ready to throw

Go!

(Throw it on him, not me!)

(Ugh, let's try something else)

Now watch and learn, here's the deal

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

(Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)



[Outro]

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

Hey!