you know what i really love?

going into planned parenthood to get a birth control refill, having the doctor come in for me to sign paperwork and her taking the liberty to lecture me on my weight.

she looked me in the eye and said i was 100% healthy but you know my weight could become an issue.

let me say that again.

I’M 100% HEALTHY BUT I SHOULD WORRY ABOUT MY WEIGHT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BECOME AN ISSUE.

like whoa, fuck off and take your unsolicited weight advice with you.

thank you very much