How does the old saying go? If you love something so much, you should marry it. How about just bringing it straight into the bedroom?

If you’re a true bacon lover who longs to bring bacon between the sheets, without the grease, now you can.


J&D;, the guys who brought you bacon shaving cream, have released bacon condoms. Each has an image of bacon on it all the way to the end. And if that’s not enough bacon love for you, the condoms are filled with J&D;'s “baconlube,” a water-based meat-flavored personal lubricant.

The condoms are latex, made in America and, according to the product description, “have been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost security.”


The condoms are sold in packs of three for $9.99 on BaconCondoms.com. Each pack comes in wrappers and a box that are both printed with images of bacon.

However, it seems supply simply couldn’t keep up with demand -- the product is listed as out of stock on the website.


Only two questions remain: Why did it take so long to put a smoked meat-flavored contraceptive on the market? And what would be the consequences if they made a sriracha-flavored one?

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