

Are you a single Catholic looking for LOVE?

Why not try these Catholic Pickup Lines :



• Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?



• I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.



• Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?



• Can I take you out for a small meal that when combined with another small meal doesn’t exceed your day’s large meal.



• So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.



• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?



• Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.



• The bible says to give food and drink to the hungry and thirsty… How about dinner?



• Baby, your hair is like a flock of goats leaping down the slopes of Gilead.



• What time do you have to be back in Heaven?



• I'm starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and number?



• I guess the Never Fail Novena doesn't ever fail, becuase here you are.



• Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.



• Your halo really brings out your eyes.



• Would you like to study Theology of the Body with me sometime?



• If Solomon met you he wouldn’t have needed 700 wives, one would have been enough.



• Are you a penitential season? Because I'd give up anything for you.



• You may need to go to confession, because you just stole my heart.



• I'm doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I'd like to be Marian you.



• You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.