If we lived in an alternate universe in which rappers were cows, what would some of their hit songs be?

Reddit user cowponder posed this udderly ridicowlous question to the Ask Reddit community, and redditors nearly broke down the barn door to answer.

The comments quickly filled up with fictional rap albums by artists like “Moo-Tang Clan” and “2% Pac.” While there were many hilarious answers (check out the full thread to read them all), we here at Upvoted wanted to bring a few of the best suggestions to life, by giving them real album covers.

Without further a-moo, here are the top five cow-themed hip-hop albums, with original illustrations by Upvoted’s artist-in-residence, Li-Anne Dias.

1. Bovine Paradise by Moolio

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Reddit user CranialLacerations shared this ’90s throwback—which we’ve all herd before—featuring well-coiffed cow rapper Moolio (and an unforgettable video cameo from Moochelle Pfeiffer).

2. Baby Got Yak by Sir Ox-a-Lot

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Oh—my—sod—Bessie, look at that… tail? User SchrodingersCatPics created this rump-shaking tune that’ll make you want to steer yourself to the nearest dance floor and raise the hoof.

3. Straight Outta Cowmpton by Udders With Attitude

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Users letmebeyoursalad and SchrodingersCatPics cowllaborated to produce this classic album (which was recently turned into a moovie), featuring Farmer Dre, Grazey Graze, and Ice Hooves—before Ice left the group due to an irresolvable beef.

4. Good Cow, M.A.A.D. Pasture by Kowndrick Lamar

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Pass out (milk), wake up (milk), faded (milk), faded (milk)… Reddit user LazyNotTalented composed this modern moosterpiece, and other redditors were more than happy to fill in the lyrics.

5. Cowlifornia Gurls by Cowty Perry (feat. Snoop Cow)

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Reddit user Georgehef is responsible for this pop-rap anthem from Top 40 goddess Cowty Perry and legendairy hip-hop artist (and well-known grass connoisseur) Snoop Cow. You don’t even have to change the lyrics. (In fact, the first two lines are much more believable coming from a cow: “I know a place / Where the grass is really greener…”)

And be honest: Who wouldn’t want to see that moosic video?