Stock trading is getting more boring each day, unless you want to buy a Dow stock that goes up $1 to a new high for the move. However, for the Forex Megadroid Gridbot junkies, things seem to be spiraling out of control, unpredictable moves everywhere. Why didn't stocks tank when the dollar took off today? Many questions for the weekend.

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Why wasn't the Dow down 100 points when the dollar took off today?

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Crude is down 8 days in a row, but oil stocks stopped going down the last two days. Wassup with that?

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Gold smashed $20 from its overnight highs, but NEM is down a measly 75 cents?

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Wells Fargo nearly round tripped today. Is this the bottom for the XLF??

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Michelle-Caruso Cabrera looked extra hot today. Does that mean the Santa rally is coming on Monday?

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The Russell 2000 is right at support. Pass or fail from here?

What does it mean when risk assets no longer sell off when the dollar is rocketing and the EUR/USD is plummeting?

We'll have to wait until Monday.

And who was dryhumping Delta Airlines today???

And I presume everyone is still trying to short credit card companies?

Hey, looks like the plus-sized women out there are shopping like mad.....

Speaking of plus sizes. Are Meredith and Sue sisters??? I wonder if they ran a personal ad. How would they describe themselves? Curvy? Voluptuous? A few extra pounds? LOL...

Not much action today, other than a few key Dow stocks were getting poked to new highs:

Anyone see Erin "B-Cups" Burnett reporting from the beach in Rio today?

Can anyone spot Erin in this picture??

Nope, she was still wearing a suit last time I saw her.

Here's a shot of Erin admiring Michelle's ICBM warheads:

"Hey, I wish I had a pair of those!!!!"