Let’s be honest: we all need a little diversion from the irradiated hellscape of a month that is August in Nebraska. Football is a miserably tantalizing 10-days away and it can’t get here soon enough. So close. And. Yet. So. Far. (*Author’s note: Dramatic enough for you?)

So, with that in mind, we here at What the Husk?!?! have decided to drop a super-scientific, highly accurate personality quiz that would make the editorial staff at Buzzfeed poop their millennial pants.

It’s time to find out, once and for all: which coach on the new staff you are the most similar to. Drop me a comment and let me know who you get.