During his monologue he also admitted to having to "fake" the national emergency and considered using the death penalty for non-violent crimes before launching into a take on Trump's own sing-song list of events to come, including that he knew he would sign these papers, "immediately be sued, the ruling will not go in my favor and then I'll end up in the Supreme Court, and then I'll call my buddy Kavanaugh, and I'll say it's time to repay the Donny, and he'll say, 'New phone, who dis?'"