Few people can afford to commission an Annie Leibovitz photo shoot of their pets right now or, let's be honest, ever.

So why not settle for a decent, let's be honest, sloppy, cheap, unimpressive doodle of your poodle? Or kitten? Or goldfish?

The SPCA of Northern Nevada has enlisted volunteers and staff to create "exceptionally subpar pet portraits" to boost the emergency pet care fund.

Through April 8, patrons can donate $10 or more to have one of the "artists" create a one-of-a-kind, mediocre-at-best masterpiece of your en casa critter.

The volunteer artists of all ages are stir crazy and eager to get drawing your not so-MOMA-worthy wall art.

Simply donate and attach a photo of your pet through the form on the SPCA's website.

Each pet in an image is $10, so a single picture of two pets would be $20. An email attachment of the art will be returned to donors in approximately two days (depending on demand).

Funds will go toward the care of special needs animals who are still housed at the shelter as well as to families currently fostering the majority of animals, according to shelter spokeswoman Laura Van Antwerp. The nonprofit provides foster care providers with food, medicine, toys, crates and other items, she said.

The shelter is also still taking emergency cases, or animals that need emergency care, so funds will go to those animals as well.

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The SPCA will be posting all photos and accompanying portraits in a gallery on its website and on social media.

Buyer beware, though, as the portrait does come with a warning: Results may vary, meaning you may receive a lovely, accurate depiction of your precious pet. While we can’t guarantee subpar results, we can guarantee that every portrait is made with love.

Jenny Kane covers arts and culture in Northern Nevada, as well as the dynamic relationship between the state and the growing Burning Man community. She also covers the state's burgeoning cannabis industry (Check out her podcast, the Potcast, on iTunes.) Support her work in Reno by subscribing to RGJ.com right here.