You've likely noticed a recent pattern of progressives fleeing to their safe spaces and wearing earplugs to reality. However, when their glitter-coated theories are challenged, leftists are quick to throw the most violent of hissy fits (see Antifa Protestor Stabs Police Horse with Nail-Studded Flagpole and Back to Berkeley: AntiFa Leftists Brutally Attack Trump Supporters).

Our favorite dangerously wimpy organization, Antifa, has brought their baddie level to a new high. Social justice activists are trading in their rainbow huggies for combat boots and ski masks. They're real warriors now. And it's NOT a phase, mom, ugh.

Antifa organization Redneck Revolt is advocating for “revolution” against the rise of “fascism” in the United States, and the end of capitalism. To facilitate these goals, the group offers ... a training manual for conducting guerrilla warfare with sections for “executions” and “terrorism.” The “Resources” page of the group’s website offers a number of publications that promote violence, including a 36-page manual called the “Mini-Manual of the Urban Guerrilla,” which advises readers on how to conduct urban warfare, with sections on “sabotage,” “kidnapping,” “executions,” and even “terrorism.” Other publications include “Piece Now, Peace Later: an anarchist introduction to firearms”—a how-to guide for weapons handling—and a variety of intersectional feminist and anarchist essays. “Redneck Revolt” has gone beyond simply protesting far-right extremist groups, organizing armed rallies alongside other Antifa groups at the Arizona State Capitol to counter a Trump rally.

So in other words, capitalism is the systematic oppression of something something something. Now, lets use weapons to oppress the living crap out of these people we disagree with!

Antifa is a rapidly expanding staple of the modern left. Pallid and frail though they might be, weapons enable even the wimpiest of us all to level the battlefield. Unfortunately, any conservative - hell, any non-militant leftist - is a potential target for violence when it comes to the scope of these dimwitted snotholes. While we giggle at their low energy gyms and lack of physical combat skills, it's vital to keep in mind these dunderheads are eager as ever to find a way to draw blood.

It's almost as if this group is following a blind, socially established, singularly dominated code. In fact it sounds kind of like, oh I don't know... Fascism.

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