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Watch as the man himself loses his shit when he learns about how long the sub-arc will be.

00:00 - 00:03 You see, the Black Whale's trip is about two months long.

00:04 - 00:05 The Black Whale is currently here-

00:05 - 00:07 and the Dark Continent is here.

00:08 - 00:12 Given the current timeframe, we should expect a major battle.

00:12 - 00:15 Kurapika will likely lead an assault on the Troupe and Tserriednich.

00:17 - 00:19 Well, it's probably DC setup.

00:19 - 00:21 Togashi should wrap up this succession garbage soon.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 about that...

00:31 - 00:33 We're about five days into the voyage so far.

00:34 - 00:36 We're anticipating at least another fifty chapters.

00:53 - 00:58 If you're a Killua, Kurapika, or Meruem weeb, get the fuck out.

01:13 - 01:15 What in the actual fuck?!

01:15 - 01:17 Just how long is this fucking sub-arc?

01:18 - 01:23 It's been nothing but text walls for 40 goddamned chapters!

01:25 - 01:28 Was Chrollo vs. Hisoka just for shits and giggles?!

01:29 - 01:31 I'm so tired of this arc!

01:31 - 01:34 This shit needs to end before I put a bullet in my head!

01:34 - 01:37 We haven't seen Gon since 2014-

01:37 - 01:40 and we've barely learned anything about the Five Great Calamities!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, Togashi and Shounen Jump are working as quickly as they can!

01:42 - 01:46 If Togashi doesn't hurry up, Shounen Jump will end before HxH!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, this arc is pivotal to the DC!!

01:48 - 01:52 There won't be a DC if they don't get off that fucking boat!

01:53 - 01:54 40 chapters!

01:56 - 01:57 First it's 10 chapters of the Zodiacs,

01:57 - 02:00 then 30 of some family and a gay clown,

02:00 - 02:03 Whoop-dee fucking doo! I'm so fucking excited for text walls!

02:04 - 02:08 It hasn't even been a week on the boat and we've already endured 30 sub-arc chapters!

02:08 - 02:13 It's simple math! Eight weeks in two months, times 30...that's 240 chapters!

02:14 - 02:16 10 chapters a year, that's 24 years for this shit!

02:17 - 02:21 I don't give a fuck about some retarted succession contest, I want to see who Don Freecs is!

02:27 - 02:29 I'm tired of rewatching old Youtube clips.

02:30 - 02:34 I've read every fanfic, seen every AMV,

02:34 - 02:36 I deserve a fucking medal for my dedication!

02:41 - 02:42 Damn the editor.

02:43 - 02:47 I'm so desperate for new material, I've spent three years jerking off to nothing but text walls!

02:48 - 02:53 And that troll Togashi blue-balls me with Predator like it's some groundbreaking plot device?

02:54 - 02:56 I should've known the editor's tweet was bullshit.

02:56 - 02:59 Fugetsu needs to get her shit together and teleport everyone out!

03:00 - 03:02 This whole shitshow could be over in a chapter if Mizai stopped fucking around!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, we still have the dub.

03:14 - 03:16 I just want to know if Nanika is an Ai monster.

03:19 - 03:23 If this sub-arc doesn't end soon, we'll never get to the DC.

03:25 - 03:26 Just more text walls.

03:31 - 03:33 There's always Naruto on Netflix.

03:40 - 03:46 We should just reread the Palace Invasion Arc instead. At least it's not a fucking lecture on political science.

03:46 - 03:49 Togashi's going senile!