CNN’s Jim Acosta made a “surprise” visit to the Arlington, VA Barnes & Noble to sign copies of his new book, “The Enemy of the People”:

Surprise signing at Arlington, Virginia Barnes & Noble! pic.twitter.com/8UCrbfwsQ4 — Jim Acosta (@Acosta) June 13, 2019

Um. . .

Hillary did better at Costco. — GayPatriot Is A Jerk (@AmericanHomocon) June 13, 2019

Wow! The crowds!! Did you need security? — Mindy Robinson ?? (@iheartmindy) June 13, 2019

Huge lines huh jim — HurtsSZN (@Soonerfan2273) June 13, 2019

Looks like such a lively crowd…… — Chad Alenduff (@chadalenduff) June 13, 2019

Someone go check and see how many of those autographed editions are still available:

I see a lot of unsold books and no lines. — Beth Baumann (@eb454) June 13, 2019

And check out the guy in the background:

We care probably about as much as this guy. pic.twitter.com/OkR5dGOnpd — CJ Duckworth (@cjduckworth_usa) June 13, 2019

It’s a real “Dear Diary” moment:

Dear diary, I'm here by myself, and nobody else showed up. ~Jim~ — Steven Matthews ?? (@SMatthewsTFI) June 13, 2019

Dear Diary,

In these dangerous times, I was able to have a surprise book signing. I even smiled. #jimlovesjim — Rachel Johns (@rachelajohns) June 13, 2019

And LOL. “SECURITY, AISLE 6!”