Small package, but big fun! Opening it, a couple small clear minerals came out, and I almost immediately burst into a smile. Opening more, I hear a thunk on my table and- WHAT? 1 ounce of .999 PURE SILVER! After that, I open a bit more and, holy crap! Bitcoin too?! On top of all this, there was a note labeling what all should be in there, along with a very awesome spreading of Festivus cheer. Santa, wherever you are (says Portland on the package), will you marry me?