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You seemed queasy and kept putting your head on the seat in front of you. I was high on cold medication and decided you needed a back scratch.We both realized what was happening, but it was too late.I scratched your back in an affectionate manner for at least five seconds, and no more than ten.I patted your back awkwardly at the conclusion of my back scratch and then pretended to be asleep.If you're reading this, I'm sorry.