How old is Cenk Uygur — 16?

What kind of grown man goes on Twitter to at nearly 1 a.m. to brag about being trashed?

Cenk Uygur, host of “The Young Turks,” that’s who.

Crazy good time at Armenian wedding. Ana’s brother getting married. I’m wasted. Only one place I’d rather be – @jimmy_dore comedy show!!! — Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) November 8, 2014

In his bio, Cenk, 44, claims he has the “largest online news show in the world.” Right, which is kind of like Montel Williams claiming that he’s among the longest running talk show hosts in the history of television (which, I hate to break it to you, Cenk, as you nurse that nasty hangover, is also not true). Was he also on the sauce when he wrote his bio?

The wedding he attended was the brother of Ana Kasparian, a former Young Turks reporter. Who I’m sure will appreciate that there was only one other place Cenk would’ve rather been than his wedding.

Cenk’s drink of choice at the wedding was vodka.