Very successful singer/actor/models/celebrately JARED LETO is just lounging around his cool manson... with a unhappy frown! But why's the matter? What could POSSIBLY be unhappy for when you are living the Jarred Leto LIFE STYLE ?! Let's find out shall we.... "I AM so tired of it ALL!" announces Jared Leto full with frustration. "First I conquared the music world... octuple platinum album hits for 30 Sessions to Mark..." Jared takes a platinum album off the wall. He SMASHES it into a million little bitch little bits ! "Music boring!" screams he volume-wise.

"And so then next Jared took on the movie world.... and WON . Tony Awards and Golden Gloves and Academy Awards... how DRAB !" Ja Rule takes one of his plenty "Oscards" and DISCARDS it just straight through mansion window. "Movies boring! !" shrieks he with a vengeance. What is there left for a man who'd has DONE it ALL? Standing on the PEAK of the MOUNT EVERQUEST that is LIFE..?

"This shit's is bananas ," Jared grumbles so upset, "B-A-M-A-S-A-S. Let's just get some TV going take my mind of of things..." Jered zaps on the TV. Succesful motion picture SUICIDE SQUID is on. Jared Leto portrays handsome tattoo clown "The Japer" in this film. Won 8 Oscar Academies for the trouble.... Boring !! However Commercial break:

"Are YOU tired of dairy life?!"

Jared parks up his shapely handsome ears. "Yes... Yes I am!"

"Do YOU want to experience amazing NEW worlds full with OPPARTUNIES?"

"I do!" honks Jared Leto at the television "Yes I do!"

"Then ORDER your very own Oculus rifle Rift head set from V R product!"

"I will," promises Jarpet. "It is Virtual Reali time ! Let('s g)o!" 16 HOURS LETO Incoming MAIL package right up the mailbox! Thank you Anazon PRINE. And thank you Jeffrey Bezos for this very good product delivery service you selflessly gifted to us. And doing it ALL for free! Donate $10 to Jeff Bezos Patreon CLICK HERE Jared Leto's eager little wombat claws TEAR into this package box.

" Virtual Reality headset ! Now I'm set! To head into reality .... of VIRTUEL ." Jimmy Leno strapples the headset onto his beautiful 'noggin'. INSIDE VR

Day 1 Now Jared is IN the virtuous land! And it is so nice and peaceful!

"Can you even BELIEVE these technoloscopy?!" wondrously he claims. "The third dimension! Mankind has made it done it THIS time around!"

Jafar Leto strolls past some virtual villager (virtuallager??).

"No brass narcs in VR for crime reports," thinks he. "COULD I even...?" And he Le to pples the poor digital sap over! "Virtual? Got VERTICAL!" laughs cyber bully Jared now. Petition to STOP the cyber ballying CLICK HERE "No reality...no repercussion!" squawks acting plus singing man Jared Leto, " I will'm going to ENJOY this!" INSIDE VR

Day 12 Jared criminaly robs a VR bank facility with a FLAME THROWER.

"Now take 'them stacks' amd build me a money throne ," commands he to poor digital bank employees. It takes a lomg time for them to complete! Money stacks does NOT proper building material!

When it's at last done.... Jared does NOT even sit. He engulfs it with FIRE.

"FLAME of THRONES season 8!" he laughs so manic. VR munchkins can't even GET the flipin' joke beause no HBO All Aces in VR.

"No laughs?" strales Jared Leto, "No matter. You SNICKER DICLHOLES are coming with me. I need a crew... and you're are IT." INSIDE VR

Day 38 Now Jared Leto and crew has managed to commit a succesful GOVERMENT OVERTHROW in virtual reality! So unlegal in boring real life... not here!

"These 3D lands are my domain as of now!" he staples. "Jaremperor Leto! You come here" he summons a digital peasant.

"Do you know what is FRENCH WORD for "the toe?" questioningly asks Jaremporer. The grubby peasant shakes the head no. He doesn't know this.

" Le to !" BLASTS Jared Leto the poor sap TOES OFF with a virtual shot gun! "Do you even get IT?!" slaps Jared his handsome thighs. "Enough with the laughs. Construction of my crystal Le to wer will and SHALL commence immediate immediately. INSIDE VR

Day 76 3D virtual world is bathed in ashes! Crazy Jared did wroke so much havoc in this once peaceful nations. He Le to rpedoed all farmland 'just to see which happens'. He Ja red uced VR World's education budget to -60 billion dolars! It is the unbridled disaster for all dogital inhobbitants. GOD KING LETO is just lounging around his crystal tower palace... with a unhappy frown! But why's the matter? What could POSSIBLY be unhappy for when you are living the Jarred Leto VR LIFE STYLE ?! Let's find out shall we.... "I AM so tired of it ALL!" announces Jared Leto. "I conquored the virtual 3D world... boring ! I am getting out of VR now!" he slaps the "Return To Real World" button. ...?nothing? " Nuts ... made in CHANA junkyard dumpster item," loses actor Jared his cool. "Why CAN'T I even go BACK to REALITY at this moment right away?!"

"Be patience," a virtual lackey informs, "it is UPDATING now..."

"How what are you rambling about?! 'UPDATING' for ' REAL WORLD '??! Huh?!" "No Jared... the real world in fact... the real world is HERE," relays this lackey, "and the 'world' where you are the successful rock movie star portraying tattoo crime clown "the Jestre" is.... VITRUAL ." "Such dystopia it turned out!" Jaden Lennon blurts in high surprise, "Now let's think twice about.... maybe is all these new FANGLED internet social media techlology ... .... NOT good???!?" B L A C K M I R R O R