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Warning: This story contains images of non-sexual nudity as shown on ITV’s This Morning

This Morning showed willy pictures before the watershed. How rude!

Missed today’s episode of This Morning due to your pesky job? Well that’s unfortunate, because on today’s show Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield interviewed a man about his penoplasty.

For those who haven’t yet put two and two together, penoplasty is surgery to ya know, enlarge your penis.


Thing is, Billy-Tom O’Conner (Holly and Phil’s mullet-headed guest) already had a 10 inch ding-dong.

But 10inches of man-meat just wasn’t enough for old Billy-Tom, because as he stated to Hols and Phils no less than three times in the first ninety seconds, he wanted ‘a monster’.

Billy-Tom with his hands on the prize (Picture: ITV)

At this point we should highlight that there are two types of penoplasty on the market; one to increase length (which from Dr Roberto Viel’s description sounds horrifically painful and not amazingly effective) and one to increase width (which involves fat that has been liposuctioned from another part of your body being pumped into your penis).



Billy-Tom opted for width. Obviously. Because, you know, his penis was already TEN INCHES LONG.

Anyway, moving on.

Despite the fact that Billy-Tom has in the past ‘done a bit of porn’, he assured H & P that his monster manhood was for his own pleasure…so to speak.

And then, in moment destined for TV history, viewers were then shown pictures of Billy-Tom’s flaccid (vom) penis before and after (see below).

Holly and Phil with Billy-Tom and Dr Viel, and inset, Billy-Tom’s before and after shots as shown on This Morning at 11.30am (Picture: ITV)

But seeing his actual flaccid (vom x 2) penis didn’t paint the real picture. No, for that Phil whipped out a can of hairspray, which amazingly has the exact same proportions as Billy-Tom’s willy when erect.

For those wondering the vital stats are 7 ½ by 10 inches. Ouch.

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Anyway, the rest of the interview passed in a haze of shock and awe.

Holly asked Billy-Tom the, er, big question: ‘Is bigger really better?’

To which Billy-Tom explained:’ A lot of girls think so. On two occasions I have got to the point where they’ve seen it and they’ve refused me…they just point blank said they’re not willing to go any further with that. But most other girls absolutely loved it’

Definitive proof that bigger is better? Let us know your thoughts below.

Watch the full interview here.

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