Just when you think the Internet had pulled every last bit of juicy gossip from the Ashley Madison data dump…

Bless this great nation for its tenacity to mine information that could expose awful people.

Today, however, the news coming out of the Ashley Madison leak is more worthy of a pat on the back than a slap on the wrist. (Unless you're into that sort of thing…can someone on the Internet look into the BDSM statistic for Ashley Madison users?)

According to an investigation done by Gawker, there were only three zip codes in the entire country that didn't have any Ashley Madison accounts. Zero. That could mean they are the most faithful areas in America, or it could just mean no one was stupid enough to have an affair that can be electronically traced back to them. They might just be adulterers in the old fashioned way, basically.