We’ve all been there: you are a trouble-making teenager taking your first bong rip with a circle of friends while skipping algebra. After everyone has been satiated when a transformation takes place. Suddenly, one of your friends has figured out the entire freaking world and has no choice but to elucidate his new-found wisdom to the crowd. And so we introduce Conspiracy Keanu, the sage of stoners everywhere:

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