And now the latest dispatch from the "If You Don't Know, Now You Know" file.

Meet April Ryan, a veteran journalist from the American Urban Radio Networks. She's having a strange week. Well, we're all having a strange week—it's America in 2017—but April Ryan is having an especially strange week. Her week came to a head during what was probably the most divisive and offensive moment from the president's shambolic 77-minute press conference. April Ryan asked the president a question; the president attempted to come for April Ryan; it didn't go well.

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April Ryan asks Trump if he's gonna meet w/ Congressional Black Caucus



Trump: “Do you wanna set up the meeting? Are they friends of yours?” pic.twitter.com/hvRk3npqtJ — Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) February 16, 2017

"Are they friends of yours?"

The president was trying to clapback. But that clapback must have been on one and three because it was not successful. Sir, you are not chained to the rhythm.

POTUS: Do you know them?

APRIL RYAN: Do you know me?

April Ryan, in that look and that head shake was like, "You must have confused me with Mary J. Blige singing 'Not Gon' Cry' but best believe I'm not your lover or your secretary."

The Washington Bureau Chief hasn't always had such a contentious relationship with the White House. Here she is in 1996 receiving a coffee from George Bush.

But things have changed. Today the White House is all tea, no coffee.

What's especially strange about the president asking a black journalist if she knows the Congressional Black Caucus is that the Congressional Black Caucus is a caucus of black congresswomen and men. We all know them.

It's not secret information.

Kamala Harris? Ring a bell? Maxine Waters? Oh you know her, Mr. President.

You have been acquainted.

After the press conference, Ryan made the rounds on various news program essentially singing the lyrics to "Irreplaceable."

You must not know about me.

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Ryan was like, "I'm a reporter not a convener. So, here's your headline: You tried it."

April Ryan earns her place on my long list of black women you don't want to come for. Ever. Joyce Beatty, who is definitely on that list after her DNC sartorial shade, certainly agrees.

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Thank you for all your hard work and professionalism @AprilDRyan. https://t.co/Wst3ush53G — Joyce Beatty (@RepBeatty) February 17, 2017

As wild as this was, it wasn't even the strangest thing to happen to Ryan this week.

Earlier in the week she was physically threatened in the White House by Omarosa. Ryan says that she was close to asking the Secret Service to intervene and protect her.

You may be having a rough week but are you having a "choked out by a reality show contestant" rough week? I'm guessing not.

"What'd you do this week?"

"Oh, just had to ask the president's elite security team to protect me from getting punched by an old friend on the same floors that JFK once walked. What'd you do?"

"Just went to Trader Joe's."

This is definitely a thing that happens in the White House. Like that time that Kristin Chenoweth wrestled Timothy Busfield on The West Wing.

It's the Wild West Wing now. No, the Wild West had rules. This place is Westworld. And you can't tell me that Stephen Miller isn't a malfunctioning robot. I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.

And remember: If you're going to clapback, do it on two and four. If you need instructions, the Congressional Black Caucus is more than happy to oblige:

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Hi, @realDonaldTrump. We’re the CBC. We sent you a letter on January 19, but you never wrote us back. Sad! Letter: https://t.co/58KiuHmITF — The Black Caucus (@TheBlackCaucus) February 16, 2017

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