Bob gets recruited by tpandoj Creative Commons Wednesday April 27, 2016 180 views | 0 comments Filed in Comedy

Whats your offer? I have had some sizable offers recently. Dont low ball me!

Pair of nike's, spaceship, a sweet place in Cali

South America is nice this time of year. What flavor of Koolaid?

Sounds tempting?What color nikes? I just got off the phone with my agent. I have a few offers you are gonna have to beat. A free trip to South America and all you can drink Kool- Aid.

I believe Cherry. I got an another offer for a bomber jacket or vest, a trip to the Middle East, twitter account with followers, one way ticket to anywhere in the US and maybe some chicks.

Wow man!Your a hot commodity

Let me discuss this with my agent.

Let me shoot ya straight...Your lonliness is off the charts. Your need to fit in with a group exceeds most veterans. You would fit in perfect with us. I will throw in two pairs of Nikes and if the Halle Bopp thing works out I will appoint you a leader

Well, thats one way to get rid those pesky cult/ISIS recruiters. I really hope he doesnt put me on an email list.