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“ ” If this were a movie, the evil iron-fisted dictator would get his comeuppance before the closing credits. In real life, the Kim family has been oppressing their starving little country for 65 goddamned years, with no end in sight, and getting steadily crazier with each passing day. —Cracked[1]

Eastasia Asia's Eritrea The People's Free Democratic Republic Where We Will Kill Anybody Who Does Not Like the Fair and Equal System of Our Glorious Leader of The Kimdom of North Korea, officially known as the "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" (DPRK; Korean chosŏn'gŭl: 조선민주주의인민공화국; Korean hancha: 朝鮮民主主義人民共和國; Chosŏn Minjujuŭi Inmin Konghwaguk), is a small, autarkic and Orwellian remnant of the Cold War, ruled by hereditary dictator Kim Jong Un, and with Juche as the state religion in all but name. The official name is actually less accurate than the informal name (in contrast to its neighbor, the Republic of Korea, which is—well—a republic on the Korean peninsula).[note 1]

The former ruler and grandfather of the current one, Kim Il Sung, is still the "Eternal President of the Republic," even though as of July 8, 2019, he's been dead for 25 years, and that nothing on this plane of existence, especially governments, lasts anywhere near an eternity. He founded the nation with the assistance from the Soviet Union and lorded over it as a God-king for 32 years. Likewise, his son Kim Jong Il inherited the office from daddy, and continued to lead as the "Eternal General-Secretary" and "Eternal Chairman." Since the present leader is a third-generation Kim, that would make North Korea the world's only Communist dynasty. The regime is so abhorrently totalitarian that most – though not all – Communists despise it (as monarchy was one of the things Marx railed against).

It is perhaps the most undemocratic and totalitarian state in existence, even worse than Saudi Arabia and in a close competition with DAESH and Eritrea, with possibly the world's worst human rights record, and one of the only countries in the world in which Internet access is hugely censored and generally only available in the capital city.[2] You can compare it to Nazi Germany easily without violating Godwin's Law. Seriously, the people in that country are starving to death,[3] and yet Kim still thought that one day he would reunite all of Korea under his benevolent heel.

North Korea is a rogue nation that is barely kept in check by China. Its isolation is so intense that it is basically the world's largest personality cult. China does not want to see North Korea collapse, resulting in incredible numbers of refugees in flight across its border. China also doesn't want a united Korea, with the South taking the lead, in the U.S. sphere. There has to be a regime change which China, South Korea and the US can cooperatively accept. (And while we're at it, everyone should get a pony.)

It remains to be seen when, or if, the North Korean regime can be safely defused and then dissolved. The first step would entail cracking open that cult isolation shell.[4] Given the difficulties that resulted when 17 million East Germans were united with some 60 million West Germans to form a united Germany, some South Koreans also fear a reunification would result in economic and humanitarian disasters, as North Korea is much larger in comparison and much poorer (even in the 1980s right at the time collapse was inevitable, the GDR managed to export goods for hard currency at a notable rate. North Korea? Not so much). Therefore, almost all relevant players are rather content with the status quo. All except the North Koreans, that is. And nobody ever asks them.

Government [ edit ]

See the main article on this topic: Juche

The family tree of the royal dynasty of North Korea. The hereditary rule has survived for periods of time not seen since the feudal era.

The country's official name (DPRK) is anything but accurate. Amusingly enough, the definition of the word "democratic" according to the Oxford English Dictionary is "a system of government by the whole population of a state," and the definition of "republic" is "a state in which supreme power is held by the people,"[5] meaning that North Korea's full name means "People-ruled People's People-ruled State of Korea." In reality, North Korea is neither a democracy nor a republic: it is a full-on dictatorship — specifically, an absolute hereditary monarchy in all but name. The real leader, Kim Jong-un, is officially only de facto head of the party (With his death, Kim Jong-il was declared "Eternal General Secretary" of the party, making him the head of the party de jure[6]) and the head of the army. Kim Il-sung, despite being dead[note 2] since 1994, is still the official head of state, which led columnist Christopher Hitchens to refer to the nation as a "necrocracy" and "one short of a trinity".[7] Unfortunately the trinity would not be completed before Hitch shed the earthly bounds of his mortal body.

Warning: emblem may depict items not available in North Korea.

North Korea's official ideology is "Juche," a totally self-serving invention of Kim Il-sung which combines Stalinism and Maoism with fervent religious worship of Kim Il-sung, and now his son and grandson. As part of the Juche ideology, North Korea's government is a dictatorship of three groups in society: the industrial proletariat, farmers and peasants, and intellectuals (represented by the symbol of the Worker's Party of Korea: a hammer, a sickle, and a calligraphy brush). This is in contrast to the usual Communist notion that the dictatorship is either of the industrial proletariat only or of the industrial proletariat in conjunction with the farmers/peasants[note 3] and, one supposes, makes North Korea slightly less bad in comparison to Cambodia under Pol Pot, who had all the intellectuals executed. Furthermore, after the fall of the USSR, the official North Korean propaganda shifted away from Communism (though much of the imagery in sculptures, etc. remained), and a few years ago references to Communism were removed entirely,[8] despite the command economy still in force.

Whether any of the ideas that comprise Juche other than veneration of the Kim family matter is disputed. B.R. Myers argues that Juche is a Marxist-Leninist fig leaf intended for external propaganda that conceals a racial nationalism, and a very different propaganda exists for domestic consumption in which the Korean people are portrayed as a pure race whose continued purity requires infantile dependence on the motherly bosom of the Great Leader.[9][note 4] (Anti-miscegenation rhetoric about Barack Obama is quite striking in this aspect.[10]) Kongdan Oh and Ralph C. Hassig conclude that the supposed content of Juche evaporates once one peels away a few layers of the discourse.[11] In either case, it hardly matters what Juche means. What matters is that North Koreans are presented with an ideology that legitimates the authority of their rulers. In this they share a common circumstance with the rest of humanity.

Surprisingly enough, North Korea has three political parties, allegedly representing each of these classes, instead of the usual one in other Communist states. None of these parties are independent to any degree, so don't let anyone fool you into thinking North Korea is a multiparty democracy or anything like that. The largest and most dominant of these parties is, again, the Workers' Party of Korea. The real opposition, if it exists, is forcibly suppressed by the government to the point of paranoia; anyone who fails to show sufficient religious fervor toward the Great Leader, Dear Leader and Great Successor is suspect.

Industry [ edit ]

The only interesting thing for North Koreans to do with their time.

Its only real industry at this point is its military (which all men and women aged 18-35 are required to join). A joint North-South industrial park, Kaesong, has been was set up, but rather intrusive "security" regulations on workers and businessmen has prevented it from doing as well as it could have. During the Cold War, North Korea benefited from favourable trade deals with other Communist countries, particularly the USSR. However, when the USSR collapsed there was no longer a market for inferior North Korean goods and the Kims stopped receiving favourable prices on fuel and the like. DPRK factories stopped functioning, and a 'rust belt' emerged, as factories fell into disrepair.

Instead, North Korea is trying to build up its tourism, by showcasing the "natural beauty" that exists there.[12] Considering the nation's near total lack of development it actually does indeed have a lot of natural wonders. Of course, the tourist board does not mention the spirit-crushing hunger that most of the non-military citizens endure (or much of the military, for that matter).

North Korea is world-renowned in the underworld for its Breaking Bad-levels of pure meth, among other specialties.[13] Coincidentally, it also boasts the Rungrado 1st of May Stadium, which is regarded as the largest stadium in the world with a capacity of 150,000.[14] The stadium holds the Mass Games (or the Arirang Festival), as well as the occasional public execution.

Believe it or not, North Korea has its own unit of currency, the North Korean Won (sign: ₩; code: KPW). Once in a while, you'll even see international currency trades involving it — just don't count on them happening at any particular time of year.

Human rights record [ edit ]

North Korea, an astronomer 's paradise. (Also pictured: South Korea and Japan with loads and loads of astronomy-hindering artificial light.)

North Korea is likely the most blatant violator of human rights in the world.[16] While Kim Jong-il ate delicacies from around the globe, most of the country's population is starving, brainwashed, and terrified. Most Western and South Korean food aid is given to the Army and to government officials, and only a trickle is available to the population.[17] Famine conditions among the rank-and-file North Koreans during the famine in the 90s was so bad that cannibalism (of children and relatives, living or dead) was reportedly practiced. More recent stories of cannibalism have been reported, but these events seem to be isolated cases or sensationalized rumors.[18]

2014 UN map of known North Korean gulags.

At the same time, the government has told its people to blame Western sanctions, and has even spread the story that it is stockpiling food to feed the starving South Korean masses. Millions have died of starvation, and many are forced to scavenge for food. Most of the population lives in villages with little or no food available, and must rely on themselves to survive and keep their families alive. If they can afford it, they can buy from the country's secretive black market.[19] These villages are among the most filthy and impoverished areas in the world.

People living in cities or towns have slightly better lives. They have access to state media, and can get jobs in local factories, hospitals, or schools, but people's lives are constantly controlled by fear. The residents of Pyongyang, the capital, live better than the rest of the country; the government rewards people by letting them live there. However, living conditions in Pyongyang are still poor by Western standards. In a sick parody of George Orwell's 1984, each home has a radio in the wall that blares propaganda at given times, and cannot be turned off.[20] Each home in North Korean cities also must have well-maintained portraits of Kim Jong-il, Kim Il-sung, and Kim Jong-un.

Health care is universal in North Korea, but the perpetual poverty of the country makes it almost non-existent[21]. North Korea's hospitals have extreme shortages of medicine and medical supplies, and use beer bottles as IVs. Most of their antiquated medical equipment is donated by the rest of the world, but few doctors know how to operate it. Doctors often have had to donate their own blood and pieces of skin when operating.[22]

North Koreans worshiping their gods.

Political repression is worse than any other country in the world. People often spy on each other for the slightest signs of disloyalty, and the government not only punishes offenders, but also punishes three generations of their families in order to purge their tainted blood.[23] Police can at random inspect someone's home, and look for signs of disloyalty, such as foreign television or a secret lover (pre-marital relationships are strictly forbidden, despite both Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il reportedly having many of them). As well as any open criticism of the government, any slight sign of disrespect for dead dictator Kim Il-sung, complaints about living conditions, or offenses by a family member can get one in severe trouble. In North Korea, "punishment" includes either public execution or imprisonment in one of a series of gulag-like camps in mountains near the Chinese border, where people, some of them there for life, slave away to brutal guards, scavenge for food, eat their own waste, are tortured and interrogated and even raped, and are forced to watch and even participate in public executions.[24] Many children do not even know that a world exists outside of the camps. The three generations punishment means that these children will be born, raised and live out their whole life in a camp because of something their grandparents did. According to the 2016 Global Slavery Index, an estimated 1,100,000 people are enslaved in modern-day North Korea, or 4.37% of the population.[25][26]

North Koreans are taught to hate and fear the rest of the world, and especially South Koreans, Americans, and Japanese, the latter of which are a particularly virulent target of official DPRK state hate. Although a privileged few get the chance to meet a Westerner in a carefully guided tour throughout Pyongyang, almost all North Koreans have had absolutely no contact with citizens of foreign nations. The only media available is government-controlled (consisting of the Korean Central News Agency, and a newspaper called the Rodong Sinmun[27]). As previously mentioned, access to the internet is strictly forbidden. Amateur radio licenses are not issued to North Korean citizens. Mail can only be sent within the country (except for tourist postcards and government mail).[28] Access to telephone lines going into and out of the country are restricted and are always monitored. With information access from the rest of the world completely blocked off, no one except those who secretly listen to foreign radio or watch foreign television can get any real news. Many people don't even know that a man walked on the moon.[29]

Though it is possible for foreigners to visit North Korea, tourism in the country is generally considered risky at best. The regime has proven willing, if not eager, to hold political hostages; several westerners have been detained in recent years for what, to outsiders, may appear inconsequential crimes. The punishment meted out by the North Korean regime is often harsh and has drawn criticism from human rights organizations.[30] Though high-ranking US diplomats have managed to secure the release of American detainees in the past, the US Department of State likely doesn't enjoy dealing with this sort of thing and strongly advises against travel to the country.[31]

Why does it still exist? [ edit ]

“ ” The engagement camp asks: How can we lure them back to the table so that we can persuade them to disarm? The regime-change camp asks: Where can we squeeze to hasten the collapse? The big question we should be asking is: What about the day after? Because when North Korea goes, the Day After is likely to last 20 years. —Bill Keller[32]

Sino-North Korean friendship display.

This is a question which is frequently asked, but infrequently answered. Part of it is due to its vicinity to post-Soviet era states, but it gets more complicated than that:

The primary reason is that the North Koreans have dug a massive artillery network into the mountains, which is so deep that even modern bunker buster bombs couldn't possibly reach them. These artillery pieces have the range to reach Seoul, which is one of the most densely populated cities in the world. [33] Given the expectation of gas and chemical rounds, the civilian casualties could be in the tens, if not hundreds, of thousands. [34] There would also be a large number of ballistic missile attacks, possibly now even with nuclear warheads, against other South Korean and Japanese cities. After that, North Korea's ability to wage war would essentially be zero, as even its soldiers exist on starvation diets. These artillery pieces are in the process of falling apart, which necessitates North Korea acquiring, or at least pretending to acquire, nuclear weapons to preserve this stalemate. [35]

Given the expectation of gas and chemical rounds, the civilian casualties could be in the tens, if not hundreds, of thousands. There would also be a large number of ballistic missile attacks, possibly now even with nuclear warheads, against other South Korean and Japanese cities. After that, North Korea's ability to wage war would essentially be zero, as even its soldiers exist on starvation diets. These artillery pieces are in the process of falling apart, which necessitates North Korea acquiring, or at least pretending to acquire, nuclear weapons to preserve this stalemate. Add to that the fact that the annexation of North Korea could be the single largest humanitarian crisis in history , and there is a strong disincentive for the ROK and its allies to resume the war. While the US and South Korea obviously could beat the North Koreans, the ultimate dilemmas still remain "for what" and "at what cost", neither of which can be answered by the West as of yet. [36] [37] The goal and ideal situation is for peaceful reunification like in Germany; however, many problems arise: The average West German made roughly four times as much as their Eastern cousins, and this becomes far less when accounting for West Germany's higher costs of living and taxes. [38] Today a typical South Korean makes over 20 times as much as a northern neighbor. [39] East Germany's population was barely a third that of West Germany's; however, North Korea's is roughly half the size of the South's. That basically means that the ROK would be forced to absorb, in relative terms, much poorer people (and proportionately more of them) into their country if unification follows the German model. South Korea keeps up appearances, but taking on millions of unfed, untrained peasants may well destroy its economy for decades. The South Korean legislature, in fact, rejected a special "Unification Tax" which would have set aside the revenue for spending in the north. [40] Northerners would likely be lured south with the prospect of good paying jobs and food. Which, in turn, would likely lead to yet another instance of widespread bigotry against "those dang job-stealing immigrants," as has happened so many times in the States. Infrastructure in the North is poorly maintained and far out of date. Skills of northern professionals would be obsolete compared to those of their southern cousins.

, and there is a strong disincentive for the ROK and its allies to resume the war. While the US and South Korea obviously could beat the North Koreans, the ultimate dilemmas still remain "for what" and "at what cost", neither of which can be answered by the West as of yet. The goal and ideal situation is for peaceful reunification like in Germany; however, many problems arise:

North Korea's glorious industry!

There are also slight, but significant, linguistic differences exacerbated by 70-some years of separation and isolation, and far more significant cultural differences. Because of the culture shock for northerners when coming south, South Korea's Unification Ministry maintains a special boot camp to help them integrate into the culture. That type of program would not be possible for 20 million people. The two Germanies, meanwhile, were divided for a shorter period of time and reunified before the age of the internet settled, which created a massive shift in South Korean culture and its westernization compared to the more traditional north. [41] Because of all of this, there is a real danger that after reunification, the privileged Southerners will treat North Koreans as an oppressed underclass. North Korean defectees to the south already suffer from high unemployment rates and make on average half the salary of an average South Korean. [42] Another major difference is that the two German militaries never actually shot at each other during the Cold War while the DPRK and ROK are still technically at war with each other and occasionally flare up at each other. Finally, there remains the question of how to mete justice to the Kims and other DPRK regime officials. What deal would possibly lure them away from absolute power and their illicitly gained wealth and hold them accountable for their human rights violations?

Japan has strong anti-Korean sentiment (in part because Japan occupied and colonised Korea for 40 years) and does not want to deal with unified Korea as a competitor either. An economic forecast by Goldman Sachs indicates that a unified Korean state could have a GDP of about $6 Trillion by 2050, making Korea a significant economic rival.[43] That said, Japan might be willing to trade that for a nuclear-free peninsula.

In the end, all the cards are left with China, arguably the Kims' sole remaining ally on the entire planet; given the often chilly relationship with the US, it is not terribly keen on having the US Army camped out at the Yalu River.[note 5] So, China throws North Korea a bone to maintain a buffer, but there's also the realization that a collapse of the North Korean state would result in refugees streaming across the border in staggering numbers.[44] With the third Kim's current threats to change the status quo, they have almost had enough with his shit, and are now devising plans beside the US on sanctions.[45] According to recent leaks, Beijing even seems to have recognized that militarily intervening might not be in their best interest.[46] (Its dream scenario is probably to have North Korea liberalize along Vietnamese lines, but they're learning that the minimal and minuscule reforms so far — and numerous reversals of them — make this a fleeting prospect.[47][48])

Nothing is certain, but the two most likely outcomes both lead to its destruction; perhaps as a prelude, the US is working alongside Japan and South Korea to bolster their defenses in the event of a North Korean attack.

US Military defectors to North Korea [ edit ]

Jenkins in 2007

After the Korean armistice, 21 American and 1 British soldier refused repatriation and chose to remain in North Korea. For reasons of their own, a total of six American soldiers have defected to North Korea after the Korean armistice of 1953.

Abshier, Dresnok, Jenkins, and Parrish have all appeared as actors in a number of North Korean anti-American propaganda films,[50][51] as have James Dresnok's sons, Ted and James Jr.[52]

Gallery [ edit ]

North Korea's capital, Pyongyang.

Potato dumpling soup.

Industrial plant in Hamhung.

North Korean peasant farmers.

Murals of Kim Il-Sung and Kim Jong-Il.

See also [ edit ]

Notes [ edit ]

↑ Honestly, its name kind of shows that the Kim dynasty is somewhat self-conscious about their totalitarianism, in a "We're not totalitarian! We have THREE words symbolising democracy in our name. The fake Korea South only has one! See, we're good. See? SEE???" kind of way. ↑ Or, as the North Korean government has said, "sleeping in his mausoleum" ↑ Arbeiter-und-Bauern-Staat and symbolised by the combination of the hammer and sickle on the official flag of the E.g. the East German self-designation as theand symbolised by the combination of the hammer and sickle on the official flag of the Soviet Union ↑ Green Book which had a similar role in As a sham "fig leaf" ideology intended for propaganda only and not actually followed by the regime, see also Moammar al-Gaddafi 'swhich had a similar role in Libya ↑ Who knows why ...