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Hahaha yes!

edit: Congrats Fast FP! ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:12,

Bugger me!

( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18,

*buggers*

( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18,

hmm

i had a nice omelette - but your picture is nicer :) ( , Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived) ( , Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:14,

Hahahahaha

Winnar!



Edit: Grats on the super fast FP :D ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13,

Excellent.

Abound ye in clicks ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13,

LOLZ!

( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13,

a lovely variation on a theme

woo yay ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:13,

No!!

I has only euros!



*clicks*



*dies* ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14,

This will become fact...



:D archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14,

Arf

www.b3ta.com/board/9222733 archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:14,

Haha

I knew this would've been done ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15,

I also love this article

www.theonion.com/content/news/american_airlines_now_charging archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18,

These ideas seem to come and go:





newsbiscuit.com/board/33/42/1//Dear-Red-any-chance-of.html



But that doesn't stop it being original and beautifully executed.



*click* I don't even think this was the first.But that doesn't stop it being original and beautifully executed.*click* archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:53,

Join the Mile High Club!

£1 Admission fee. ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15,

Arf!

( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15,

yes

RyanAir minicompo! ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15,

ha ha ha

genius :D ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:15,

Ha ha ha ha!

Also, www.theregister.co.uk/2009/02/27/total_recall/ somebody has decided it would be good to remake Total Recall. Fucks sake. archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:16,

Why?

Can't they do original films anymore... ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:18,

:(

nope archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:20,

as long as they keep the scene

with the bird with 3 tits! ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:15,

Hahahah!

Congrats on FP, I'll just add another click if you don't mind? ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:21,

hahahaha

class! ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:22,

HAHAHA!

This is B3ta at its best :) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:23,

brilliant :)

*waits for it to go viral* ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24,

i had a

wank in my seat on a BA flight and they charged me 6 grand plus 8 months in prison ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:24,

What's the world coming to, eh?

( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:25,

actually

i did once piss in the sink of a plane after hearing that sink waste is vented straight out into the atmosphere. ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28,

Pfffft

( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26,

This is funny.

Also, I watched the interview with the Ryanair boss this morning and was chortling all over the shop.



He's a funny Irish type of person. Arf! ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:26,

Nah, he's a cunt

archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30,

Wonderful :D

( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:47,

Good stuff

archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:49,

*coughs*

www.b3ta.com/board/8685260 archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:04,

Feckin beautiful!

You could have gone on more I reckon! ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:31,

Amazing - one of the radio stations in Grand Theft Auto 4 has a skit based on that

It's fucking ridiculous that someone is actually doing it. Mental. ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:43,

its

bring your own colostomy bag time on Ryan Air then ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:43,

well done!

this is excellent. ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:02,

so if you have no change...

I guess they would be a bit pissed off if you just shit on the floor!!!

I'd do it in the aisle just on principal! ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:07,

Excellent

Hits the spot beautifully! ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:44,

Shit like this

makes this website the best in the world. And that is one of the best posts ever. ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 19:21,

so much aceness...

how is it possible??!?! ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived) ( , Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:37,

GREEDY BASTARDS

Ryanair are such greedy cunts it wouldn't surprise me if this wasn't a genuine leaflet



Hope people send all their shit through the post to the arsehole in charge ( , Sat 28 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived) ( , Sat 28 Feb 2009, 13:55,

absolutely

BRILLIANT! ( , Sat 28 Feb 2009, 16:02, archived) ( , Sat 28 Feb 2009, 16:02,

lol, it's only a matter of time...thieving twunts!

...in saying that I flew with Ryanair just this morning and it was cheap! ( , Sat 28 Feb 2009, 22:56, archived) ( , Sat 28 Feb 2009, 22:56,

*virals*

( , Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived) ( , Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:32,

Thats

a 747 help card, so no clicks.



Well just one anyway, top stuff. ( , Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived) ( , Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:27,

Spot on!

i fucking hate ryanair. i once paid an extra £20 to take 5 bags as i was working in germany for a while, but it turns out that the extra baggage fee doesnt increase you baggage weight allowance! so i was ok as long as i had 1.5kg or less in each bag! i had to pay £180 exess baggage fee on a £20 flight. evil, theiving moraly bankrupt bastards. i hope suicidal terrorists steer all of your aircraft into your Headquaters you fucks. ( , Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived) ( , Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:13,

Great pic, but ...

The card says it's a 737-800, but the illustration clearly shows a 747... ( , Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived) ( , Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:15,

As a bit of a plane nerd, I'm aware of this

but I really didn't see my crappy 10-minute job getting so much attention really ( , Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived) ( , Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:34,

Woo!



www.boingboing.net/2009/03/01/ryanairs-coinop-emer.html And it's made BoingBoing, but the twunts only posted half the image. archived) ( , Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:44,

Got it all covered...!

ptwd.blogspot.com/2009/02/ryanairs-top-tips.html



Gotta love Ryanair Gotta love Ryanair archived) ( , Mon 2 Mar 2009, 18:41,

That really is a fantastic website, cheers

( , Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived) ( , Tue 3 Mar 2009, 18:33,