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Donald was very upset when he found out Melanie watches CNN.

00:00 - 00:03 Sir, we have placed 10 more televisions

00:04 - 00:05 in the White House,

00:05 - 00:07 and three more on Air Force One.

00:08 - 00:12 Just as you requested, We've preprogrammed the DVR for Fox News

00:12 - 00:15 and Shark Week as well, sir.

00:17 - 00:19 Good. Make sure that CNN is blocked.

00:19 - 00:21 I won't have that FAKE NEWS on my screen.

00:24 - 00:26 Your Orangeness,

00:27 - 00:28 Melania

00:31 - 00:33 Melania has been watching CNN nonstop.

00:34 - 00:36 She never changes the channel.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who watches CNN leave us now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

01:15 - 01:17 FAKE NEWS CNN ON MY TV!

01:18 - 01:23 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

01:25 - 01:28 MY OWN WIFE WATCHING THAT HORESHIT!

01:29 - 01:31 *cries*

01:31 - 01:34 I MEAN, SHE HATES MY FUCKING GUTS, BUT STILL!

01:34 - 01:37 THEY MAKE ME LOOK BAD EVERY FUCKING DAY!

01:37 - 01:40 THEY EXPOSE MY IDIOCY AND CORRUPTION TO MILLIONS!

01:40 - 01:42 At least it wasn't MSNBC, they actually hate you-

01:42 - 01:46 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! FOX NEWS ONLY!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, we tried to tell her, she told us to fuck off!

01:48 - 01:52 JUST GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY, YOU IDIOT!

01:53 - 01:54 I KNOW SHE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE!

01:56 - 01:57 I'M TRYING TO LEAD A CULT HERE!

01:57 - 02:00 EVEN MY IDIOT FOLLOWERS WILL QUESTION THIS!

02:00 - 02:03 I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ANYMORE SUPPORT!

02:04 - 02:08 I NEED TO CONVINCE THEM THAT CNN IS THE ENEMY!

02:08 - 02:13 OTHERWISE, THEY WON'T BELIEVE MY LIES!

02:14 - 02:16 THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!

02:17 - 02:21 I NEED TO SEIZE CONTROL OF THE NARRATIVE, LIKE STALIN DID!

02:27 - 02:29 I don't need this shit.

02:30 - 02:34 It isn't worth it. It's eating my soul!

02:34 - 02:36 I was perfectly happy being a corrupt businessman.

02:41 - 02:42 Look what Putin has gotten me into!

02:43 - 02:47 I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES!

02:48 - 02:53 I WISH HE WOULD JUST RELEASE THE PEE TAPE ALREADY!

02:54 - 02:56 AT LEAST THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS

02:56 - 02:59 BAND OF BACKSTABBERS AND LEAKERS AROUND ME CONSTANTLY!

03:00 - 03:02 YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED FOR NOT RESIGNING YET!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, Hannity will be on soon.

03:14 - 03:16 No, I have no choice.

03:19 - 03:23 I must go on. Vlad's got me by the balls.

03:25 - 03:26 It's almost 9PM.

03:31 - 03:33 Hannity is coming on, he always knows what to say.

03:40 - 03:46 Sometimes I feel like only he understands me.

03:46 - 03:49 I mean, sure, he's a sycophant, but he GETS me.