I came home today to an Amazon package waiting for me and I knew exactly what it was. ARBITRARY DAY STUFF, YEAH! I opened it up to reveal a set of gifts that gave me a few laughs:

1.) The first gift is a "Gin & Titonic" ice cube tray that features some Titanic and glacier-shaped ice cube molds. What better way is there to chill your favorite drink than with the "Ole T"? These bad boys are already in my freezer!

2.) It seems that my Arbitrary gifter is trying to dispose of some evidence. "Where am I gonna ditch this thing," he asks himself. The solution? Ship it off to a random person and play it off as a gift! I'M ON TO YOU, PAL! This gift is pretty interesting. It's a knife for the kitchen, complete with fake blood spatter on the blade and an NYPD evidence tag tied to the handle. Hopefully I can use this to scare a few guests out of coming over for cheese and crackers. I LOVE THIS!

3.) This gift is perfect for the office and practical for everyday use. A pair of Sharpie fine tip marker pens! They don't bleed through paper either?? TELL ME MORE. These will go perfectly with my Field Notes notebooks. The first coworker to swipe one of these is gonna get their phalanges severed with my awesome NYPD evidence knife. My Arbitrary Day gifter's message for this gift on the Amazon packing slip cracked me up as well: "I've never used these, but I needed to spend exactly $3.59 in order to get free shipping."

THANKS FOR THE SWEET GIFTS AND THE LAUGHS, TROY!