And so, bereft of a real cause, today's feminists have become a coven of argument – spoilers who pick petty fights and spew aggressive invective to justify their existence. Not least the Women's Room, who railed against the Bank of England for the lack of women on our bank notes, citing this as evidence of discrimination. Who cares if Jane Austen is emblazoned on a tenner? I don't: I just care that I'm being paid enough of them.