While you are (presumably) an adult man, there’s no rule saying you can’t have a little fun on Halloween. Sure, it’s a holiday primarily celebrated best by adorable little children and babies dressed as sheep. But spending day in and day out in front of a computer, perhaps clad in a corporate office-appropriate suit, will make anyone want to go wild and dress up at least one day of the year.

That day of the year is nearly upon us, folks. Do you have a good costume idea? Oh, you don’t? Well good news: the staff here at MR PORTER have a few tricks up our sleeves. Below, what we’re going as for Halloween, by all means feel free to copy us. (How will we ever know?)