A MAN has received a special medal for not being especially attracted to thin women.

After bravely admitting that he prefers ‘normal sized girls’ to very slim fashion models, Wayne Hayes received a Hero of Humanity medal at Buckingham Palace.

Actual-woman fancier Wayne said: “I’m not interested in those skinny girls you see on catwalks because I am refined and yet open-minded.

“I don’t discriminate among the types of women I would allow to have sex with me. They are all welcome.

He added: “It was great to meet the Queen. As part of my progressive approach, I am actually open to sex with older women too.

“Anyway I gave her my number. I think she likes heroes.”