HOBO: Why do cats do that? You'll just stop and clean your most intimate of spots inches from my face!



MITTENS: Think about it. What would it take for another person to approach you, drop their pants, and begin to bathe themselves right there? They'd have to have the confidence of a Mick Jagger crossed with Winston Churchill! It's the most extreme alpa statement a person could ever make.



HOBO: Or a sign they're completely insane.

MITTENS: Why not both?



