How your opinion of a movie compared to it’s rottentomatoes.com rating says a lot about you.

You loved the movie, but it’s a rotten tomato (Rating is less than 60%): You’re wrong, and you’re an idiot.

You disliked the movie, but it’s a fresh tomato (Rating above 60%): You must not appreciate art, and you probably also only like poems that rhyme. There must have been some underlying motifs that you didn’t recognize. You probably don’t even know what a ‘motif’ is you stupid idiot.

You disliked the movie, and it’s a rotten tomato: Oh, you didn’t like the movie, and neither did top critics? Congratulations, you must be sooo smart! Do you want an award or something? What, are you too good for “Big Daddy” with Adam Sandler? Did you not like it because of it’s “jarring shifts between crude humor and mawkish sentimentality.?” You probably call movies films. Honestly, go fuck yourself, you idiot.

It’s your favorite movie, and it’s a fresh tomato: Let me guess, is it Good Will Hunting? Of course it is, that’s literally everyone’s favorite movie. You are SO boring. Let me guess, you’re a straight white male aren’t you? Don’t you know that movie was produced by Harvey Weinstein and stars Ben Affleck? Are you even following the #metoo movement? You probably ARE Harvey Weinstein. Congratulations. You’re an idiot AND sexual predator.