It's impossible to make it through the week without hearing some absurd story out of Florida, the black eye of the United States. Whether it's the tale of a ridiculous arrest or a tragedy, you can count on Florida to deliver terrible news on consistent basis. The entire state is a mess, and it needs a thorough cleansing.

With the year drawing to a rapid close, let's all take a moment to reflect on the absolute worst things to happen in Florida in 2013. It's nice to think this will inspire people to better themselves in 2014, but that's likely wishful thinking. Expectations for Florida have been low since the aftermath of the 2000 Presidential Election. There will be no redemption for Florida in the new year.

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