

Alas Brothers this holy Islamic celebrity gossip website is once again under attack! This time it is golfer Tiger Woods and his ex-hoe Lindsey Vonn who have dared to take up arms against us humble servants of the one true faith by besmirching our good name in the fake news mainstream media over their leaked nude photos.





There is no denying that the real victims in all of this are those of us who bore witness to Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn’s nude bodies. And of course it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why Lindsey and Tiger would single out this website to target with their smear campaign… For they are clearly white supremacists!







Yes just by looking at Tiger grinning away with the Great Orange Sultan Donald Trump at one of their KKK rallies, and it is clear that this man is a bigot Islamophobe with hate in his heart. No doubt stemming from the fact that our mighty meat scuds make his tiny micropenis man putter look pathetically inadequate.





For Lindsey Vonn’s part she had no problem flaunting her nude body for Sports Illustrated in this photo…





…And in this one…





…And here. I guess if she can’t airbrush out her dangling piss flaps she gets upset.