The Rand Paul campaign has its first scandal ... or at least the official Rand Paul for president campaign has its first official scandal. And, small though it may be, it already has a made-for-the-sound-bite-age name: Sandal Scandal.

Earlier today, some time before the junior Republican senator from Kentucky took to a Louisville stage to officially declare himself a candidate for president of the United States, RandPaul.com went live with a grand, if motley, collection of campaign swag. You can get your basic logo tees, or your cycling togs, your iPhone covers and your Rand Paul–autographed pocket U.S. Constitution. There’s two-dimensional Rand Paul on a stick, a cornhole set (who says “politics ain’t beanbags?”), a privacy-protecting camera blocker for your computer, and even a giant Rand Paul birthday card (suitable for any birthday — not just Rand’s!).

And then, filed under “fun stuff” (not “apparel” or “accessories,” mind you), a pair of “I stand with Rand”–emblazoned ... well, what are these exactly?