The Holy Bible of Lolkoip

A Quick Note

Section 1A - The Beginning

Before we begin this tale I should note that this is simply an abridged version of the story. Furthermore the non abridged version has been placed under guardianship by The Orb, and is now regarded as a confidential document that is not to be seen by anyone without explicit permission from The Orb.The Orb has allowed us to make an abridged version for people who want to become a follower of Lolkoip.In the beginning, there was Lolkoip. Upon his throne he sat, studying the rules his superiors had bestowed upon him and everyone else that joined his precious murder server. O, life was quite pleasant for a humble Lolkoip back then, as he was an intellectual among many non intellectuals. Lolkoip would ask of these peasants that they abide by the rules, but none would listen.This angered Lolkoip.Lolkoip knew from his extensive studies that this should have resulted in the offenders getting slain, but his superiors were not present at the time. Lolkoip knew what had to be done.