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User: We are playing dnd, what class are you?





Cleverbot: Rogue, You?





User: I am the dungeon master. What is your name, rogue?





Cleverbot: My name is Jack Carson. What is your name?





User: That doesn'5.





Cleverbot: I asked you, and I'd like to know. What is your name?





User: Call me Harmony.





Cleverbot: And what is your name now?





User: Back to the game, Jack Carson, you find yourself in a dark room, what do you do?





Cleverbot: What does souwer mean?





User: You channel your inner boxer and punch the door. It was unlocked and swings open.





Cleverbot: That was uncalled for.





User: Says an old man as he hobbles towards you. "I show you my kindness by allowing you to rest here, and you reward me by destroying my door!".





Cleverbot: You don't have any feelings about yourself?





User: "I have plenty of feelings about myself, like regretting being such a kind person".





Cleverbot: What kind of feelings?





User: "Now isn't the time to discuss my own feelings, how are you feeling. I found you last night passed out on the side of the road, what happened?".





Cleverbot: Um.... I don't have a racism problem and why do you want to burgle my house there's nothing to take.





User: You remember last night, when your racist comment towards an elf got you beaten up. Flustered you realize that this is not your house, and the old man points that out to you.





Cleverbot: We never talked last night.





User: You realize you don't recognize this old man at all, and wonder why a stranger would just take you to his home. "If you're feeling better, we can head over to the Rusty Inn and chat over a warm meal?".





Cleverbot: My real name is james bond.





User: "It is a pleasure to meet you Mr. Bond, despite the broken door. My name is Aaron Petely, I am the town's medicine man." You start walking towards the Inn.





Cleverbot: My name is david alexander xvii.





User: You are a rogue of many names, and never forgot to remind people of this fact. You leave Aaron confused as you enter the Inn. Inside you see two of the elves from last night.





Cleverbot: I suppose you could say that. I am a robot made for sparring purposes.





User: "What, you want a rematch?" says one of the elves. He stands up and approaches you, what do you do?





Cleverbot: What is my favorite color, vincent?





User: Vincent the elf pauses, confused. Aaron steps between you two. "Stop this at once, we don't need more fighting at a time like this!" Vincent returns to his seat after glaring at you.





Cleverbot: I will do that, though I think she's had it with me. *sigh* Please try to stay on topic. Now, I am about to ask you many questions. I want you to answer them all with yes or no.





User: "Ask away" says the medicine man, waiting for your question.





Cleverbot: Where do you live?





User: "I live at the house we just came from. This town is known as Pineberry".





Cleverbot: Where is your home?





User: "This town is my home, and always has been".





Cleverbot: Several minutes ago, you told me that your name is kurt.





User: "I don't recall saying such a thing." Aaron says. Someone drops off two bowls of a mysterious broth at your table.





Cleverbot: I did check my logs, you said that, and you forgot the question mark.





User: You check your logs, you still have exactly 5 logs in your pack.





Cleverbot: Yes but I don't like doing maths or literacy etc. On weekends.





User: You never were the learning sort of person. After you finish your meal, you thank Aaron and exit the Inn. Outside, you notice various shops closing their doors as a group of ruffians approach.





Cleverbot: Okay. What would you like to know?





User: "We want you to get out of our way, after you give us OUR bag" says the leader of the ruffians. You recall chatter at the Inn mentioning ruffians terrorizing the town.





Cleverbot: Do you really want me too do that..





User: "Is that a threat?" Two of the ruffians pull out knives and approach you.





Cleverbot: No, it was a promise. And you couldn't I don't think since threatening to leave somewhere isn't really a threat that you could be arrested for I don't think.





User: One ruffian tries to stab you while the other tries to grab your bag.





Cleverbot: The black part is right. But I don't own a Blood red Jacket.





User: Your jacket turns blood red from your new stab wound. Logs tumble out of your bag as the ruffian tries to pull it away.





Cleverbot: Is the color of blood and I love blood so much.





User: The sight of your own blood empowers you, and you stab at the ruffian who stabbed you, who is surprised by your sudden blood rage.





Cleverbot: That is impossible. I have only been speaking to you.





User: Realizing this guy is crazy and only has logs, the ruffians back off.





Cleverbot: It is true that I have said nothing of importance. What would you like to talk about?





User: No one hears you, the ruffians are gone. Aaron exits the Inn. "Thank you so much for saving us!".





Cleverbot: Yes. I also remember the first time I heard elvis.





User: Aaron realizes the reason you were beat up in the first place was because you're so racist against elves, calling them ruffians like that.





Cleverbot: Yes but you are the one I picked who need to think about a subject we can talk about.





User: You've lost your new friend, you are alone again.





Cleverbot: Nothing really is my friend.





User: The many names racist rogue has come to accept his lonely reality.



