Liberal Comic Causes OUTRAGE When he Tells Liberals to Stop Raging So Much

One of the more enjoyable things to witness on Twitter is when a card-carrying liberal is suddenly set upon by the vicious bitter foaming-at-the-mouth mob when they dare to moderate just a teeny tiny bit.

My fellow progressives and liberals: In 2015, how 'bout way less outrage & "I can't even" and WAY more laughing & counter-punching? — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 12, 2015

You would think comedian Patton Oswalt had announced he was joining the KKK, marrying Hitler and digging up Susan B. Anthony’s body to spit on it, because liberals went craaaaazy! [I’ll define the obscure terms used that normal sane people don’t know.]

White straight cis male @pattonoswalt would really appreciate it if y'all would just TONE IT DOWN.He's trying 2 sleep pic.twitter.com/IyjqcplA6A — Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) January 12, 2015

“Cis” stands for “cisgender,” which is what transsexuals want normal people to start calling themselves instead of normal.

When u call out the hypocrisy of white "allies" telling u how 2 fight for justice, hundreds of white ppl will tell u 2 shut the fuck up. — Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) January 12, 2015

@pattonoswalt @IjeomaOluo Patton I love you but MAJOR LINEFACE at a white straight guy asking the rest of us for "less outrage" — Claire Willett (@clairewillett) January 12, 2015

@IjeomaOluo I'm sorry that happened. I'm always amazed how quick we line up to tell a PoC they're wrong on the thing they know best. — Nick Carcano (@CarcanoBooks) January 12, 2015

“PoC” is the preferred way of saying minority these days, and stands for “person of color.”

@pattonoswalt @ojpapp look right now Patton. Look at all the white dudes telling me how to feel about this. — Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) January 12, 2015

@pattonoswalt @ojpapp and when a woman of color speaks out about that, she is deluged with hate by white males who think she should shut up. — Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) January 12, 2015

.@pattonoswalt @IjeomaOluo How convenient to be in a position of privilege to tell the sociopolitically disenfranchised how to respond. — Olivia Janet Papp (@ojpapp) January 12, 2015

@SidizenKane @pattonoswalt @anne_theriault & these r the people who agree with u. People who mock feminism & social justice. — Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) January 12, 2015

@HandlebarOXD @pattonoswalt @IjeomaOluo in before you use "straw man" or "ad hominem," making it the perfect white dude hat trick — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) January 12, 2015

@pattonoswalt @ojpapp Do u see how, when women r boiling with rage over rape & abuse it's shitty for a man 2 say "throw some laughs in there — Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) January 12, 2015

@pattonoswalt @ojpapp Do u understand Patton, as a straight white male, how incredibly patronizing it is to tell everyone to be funnier? — Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) January 12, 2015

Not funny. Or appropriate @pattonoswalt: .@IjeomaOluo Also, as a proud Latina woman, I resent being called a "white male."" — Amanda Reid (@amandareid) January 12, 2015

@doctorflopsy @IjeomaOluo so, and this might be a gross simplification, but essentially you want me to be quiet and listen until you need me — big chutzpah (@ShowerSweats) January 12, 2015

@pattonoswalt Now you're just being a dick when @IjeomaOluo is being real with you. — Amanda Reid (@amandareid) January 12, 2015

Ahhh feminists and liberals, you’re so extremist these days you’re just entertaining now! Don’t ever change, just stab at each other and devour yourselves in a pathetic orgy of your own hateful bilious anger. We’ll document it, point and laugh!