Today I got a box with three beautifully wrapped gifts in it. The smallest package contained a robot tea infuser, which I have wanted for quite a while. It's so cute! The thinnest package contained the Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book, which I will color and treasure forever. But the third package... that one was truly special and I wish I knew who this mystery redditor was because I basically lost my mind.

MY REDDIT SS REPLACED MY STOLEN CTHULHU PUPPET

See, I had this Cthulhu puppet that I loved greatly. My entire friend group loved it. It was sort of our mascot- it was omnipresent at our parties and served as a centerpiece. A while back, my car got broken into and my backpack and suitcase were stolen. Along with a lot of really valuable library books, the puppet was in the backpack and taken too. I'd had the same one on my amazon wishlist for a while, but figured that if I ever replaced the stolen puppet, I'd pick one up... eventually.

BUT NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE. INSIDE THE THIRD BOX WAS A CTHULU PUPPET!

I'm so happy. It's... I never expected an anonymous stranger to get me something so meaningful. So come on, mystery redditor! Tell me who you are! At the very least, I want to color you a picture from the Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book.