We'll spend the next three months talking X's and O's as college basketball dribbles toward March Madness.

So there's no need to dissect the game every week. Sometimes, you need to lighten up a little bit.

Here are the top 10 names in college basketball. Agree? Disagree? Tell us on Twitter by using #Top10Thursday.

1. Muhammad-Ali Abdur-Rahkman, Michigan

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Forget college basketball. Dare you to find a better name in America. Two hyphens and shares a name with the greatest boxer of all time? No pressure there for the Wolverines guard.

2. Sir'Dominic Pointer, St. John's

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Sir'Dominic Pointer (average of 11.1 points, 7.3 rebounds, 3.1 assists, 2.3 steals, 1.9 blocks per game) had two choices in life. Evolve into a multidimensional college basketball guard or sail across the Atlantic Ocean as a 16th century explorer in search of new lands. Also, his middle name is Denzel. Seriously.

3. Pookie Powell, Memphis

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Coach Josh Pastner has faced some challenges this season. Memphis is struggling. But he's still coaching a guard named Pookie Powell, who would have been a perfect fit for the ABA.

4. Dinero Mercurius, South Florida

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The Bulls' freshman guard is from the Bronx, where he was obviously a superhero. His name is a “Jeopardy” answer.

5. Jaron Blossomgame, Clemson

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He's averaging 13.7 points and 8.3 rebounds per game for the Tigers. But even without the numbers, he'd still be the coolest cat on the court.

6. Scoochie Smith, Dayton

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Where do you begin with this one? Not only is he playing well for Archie Miller's crew (9.1 PPG), he has the best name in the Atlantic 10. Be honest. You either have a friend named Scoochie or you wish you had one. He's also from the Bronx, where all babies are given wonderful names.

7. Biggie Minnis, Rhode Island

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“Ready to Die” by the Notorious B.I.G. -- a.k.a. Biggie Smalls -- was/is the greatest rap album of all time. That's really all you need to know about the beauty of this Rhode Island guard's name.

8. Parker U'u, San Diego State

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The sophomore walk-on guard transferred from Hartford because he wanted to be a baller in California instead of Connecticut. And when you have a two-letter, Samoan last name that means “to hold something,” you can do whatever you want.

9. Goodluck Okonoboh, UNLV

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His father got shot in the chest when his mother was pregnant with him. He nearly died in the hospital. His father, Sylvester, said he fought for his life because he wanted to see his son live. That's how his parents came up with “Goodluck.” Okonoboh wears No. 11. Of course.

10. Andrew Andrews, Washington

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You know how hard it is to come up with a baby name? It can be a lengthy and complicated process. Not for Andrews (11.9 PPG) and his family. Whoever named him kept it simple. You have to respect that.

Honorable mentions: Maodo Lo, Columbia; Mike LaTulip, Illinois; BillyDee Williams, West Virginia.