"The time is go time! 2 minutes clock TICKING let's frucking roll! Go go GO!" busts out Bob Saget. All members of the Tanner family jump out of a Harrier jet. And parachute to the Goldy Gate Bridge! "My parachute WILL NOT open!" Uncle Joey wails in free fall, "which cord is the emergency parachute?!"

"The red one!" wails Bob Saget back.

"No no it's the green one!" rebukes Uncle Jesse.

"You don't even know nothing about chords Jesse! Pull RED one Joey!" Bob Saget urges hard.

"'Nothing about chords...'? How' How do you take a look at this!" And Uncle Jesse flings out the GUITAR and plays a C chord in mid air. LAUGH TRACK "I'm pulling the GREEN CORD now!" announces Joey and he does so. And he EXPLODES! "Told you red chord!" sighs Bob Saget. We''re off to a ROKY start alright... Golden Gate Bridge

01:06 REMAINING

The Tanners land their "chutes" (parachutes) next to a bomb of such massivity. Plus nuclear.

"If this bad boy explodes... city of San Fransanco has more work done to it than our face!" say the Olsen Twins. LAUGH TRACK "Let's smack this bitch up Chrislie Brown style... this'll be Peanuts©" focuses Bob Saget. "Stephanie give me the bomb defusal tools."

"I don't want to! " refuses Stepahnie now. "There is BOY at school. I did insert love proclamation into his locker..... but no response! Now I'm conflicted and INSECURE!" NOT the TIME Stephanie

fliping heck "Uncle Jesse go talk teach her a life lesson or something! Can I even get ONE DAY without all of these BALONEY..." laments Robert Saget. "Shoulda had a fucking son instead. So many regrets" LAUGH TRACK 00:47 REMAINING Uncle Jesse: "Yeah okay alright so Steph I'm not really good with these stuff but whichever you do yo'ull try your best and just do be yourself. And that's even not a biological uncle but are we FAMILY." AUDIENCE: "Aaaaawwww...." And Stephano shares direct hug with Uncle Jesse. Heart warming indeed! laughs AND tears. 00:22 REMAINING "Now can a Danny PLEASE get some bomb defuse tools up down here!!?" Bob Sayeth.

"I forgot the tools at the Full House," shrugs Stephanie nonchalantish. "You dime piece Alzheimer grease ball !" remark the Olson twins. LAUGH TRACK "That's it," bawls Bob Saget "I'm doing this live! The RED WIRE will be cut and fingers crossed."

Uncle Jesse pimp slaps his Bob Saget WITH the ring hand. Hoes gotta learn! "No no it is the GREEN WIRE who must be cut," opts Uncle Jesse. 00:09 REMAINING "RED!"

"GREEN!"

"Red no green instead!"

"Red is bad, green is dream!"

"Green is demise, red is surprise!"

"Crimson is CRIME SON, emerald is Best Daytime Bomb Defuse Emmy Award !" 00:03 REMAINING

"How about we ALL cut one wire.... together in FAMILY?" comes up Stephanie with the plan.

That will do. All the Tanner family and Uncle Phil uncle JESIE prep their clippers on indivual BOMB WIRES... 00:01 REMAINING "Ready?" enquires Bob Saget.

"Ready!" Full House family hugs. "On count of ten! Ten, nine, EIGHT, SEVEN-" Now Bob Sagging's very poor time planning skills have cost the city of Sam Francisco their demise in a hellish nuclear death fire. "Have Mercury"! LAUGHTER TRACK