True torture is seeing that UPS delivered a box right as you're running out the door, already late to an all day event.

Nine hours later, finally home, there's not remotely enough patience to go find scissors, the car keys will have to do.

Aha! The question as old as time itself, "why do cats paint?"!!!

Now, after flipping through this book, I'm really not sure if it was written seriously or as a parody. Either way this is a fantastic addition to my collection of coffee table books (a great companion to "how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you", to be sure) and I am looking forward to reading it and finding out if the text is as mind boggling photo as the captions!

Honestly now I kind of want to go document the damage my cats have done to my furniture now and try to pose it as art. I can't believe I haven't thought of this before.

Thanks Santa! You made me smile after a long weekend. <3