Ever feel like your life needs a little more ~fancy~ in it? Do you yearn for the meditative peace of those calligraphy videos you've seen on YouTube? Tired of forking over half your salary to Hallmark on cards that are decidedly not handmade?

If you answered "yes" to any of the above, then you're in luck. In Gothic Calligraphy 101, you'll learn the basic shapes/strokes required to make the entire alphabet in an ages-old script that looks both refined and funky all at once. Here's what your ticket gets you: