Is Donald Trump our first AI president?

It's hard not to think so after seeing his truly weird interactions with several victims of Hurricane Florence during his visit to North Carolina to survey the storm's damage.

The pool report of the exchanges on Wednesday read like something written by a neural network trained to talk like a president, but, no, they actually happened.

Each moment is its own marvel, but most of the conversation revolves around a boat that ended up in someone's yard. During the course of the exchange, the president promises one homeowner to use the power of the presidency to track down the name of an insurance company... And then he congratulates them on the fact that a boat that didn't belong to them ended up on their property.

Trump holds court surveying Hurricane Florence damage in North Carolina pic.twitter.com/GDWFYGQeqC — Marcus Gilmer (@marcusgilmer) September 19, 2018

Puzzling, all of it.

You're all laughing at Trump but I would 100% support a law that if a boat crashes into your house, you own that boat. It is common sense and would add an element of fun and excitement to otherwise horrifying weather events. https://t.co/csMjxVzEIL — Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) September 19, 2018

The President of the United States is wondering whether finders keepers is current law in the United States. https://t.co/gO4apHtOLs — Betsey Stevenson (@BetseyStevenson) September 19, 2018

Not to be overshadowed, though, is the fact that one homeowner's dog is apparently named after Donald Trump — which lead to this excellent line: "Pool could not determine whether the name was Donald or Trump or Both."

Here's video of Trump meeting the dog and its owner.

Here’s Trump meeting a Florence survivor who’s dog is named after him (per WH Pool report) pic.twitter.com/UWWArnTh6r — Marcus Gilmer (@marcusgilmer) September 19, 2018

It's all a lot to take in — and yet it's much better than his infamous paper towel throwing incident after Hurricane Maria.