@whaaaat: Would you like to register as a goon or a spy?

@atquick: Haha, can't I be both?

@whaaaat: Not so much, no.

@whaaaat: Do you have a forum account?

@atquick: Aw, well that's no fun.

@whaaaat: No? Yes? Maybe?

@atquick: I don't know. Being a spy sounds kind of cool.

@whaaaat: Alright then, what is your affiliation?

@whaaaat: This information is kept confidential.

@atquick: I thought you'd tell me.

@whaaaat: Hey now, I don't tell people who to spy for. I just catalogue them.

@atquick: Oh... well, that does make things rather awkward now, doesn't it. I thought you were the one suggesting I was a spy.

@whaaaat: Well, are you?

@atquick: You're not getting an SA account out of me, if that's what you're asking.

@whaaaat: Nope. Spies do not require an SA forum account.

@whaaaat: So, who are you spying for?

@atquick: What fleet is sollvax in?

@atquick: Sign me up for that, whatever it is.

@whaaaat: Don't know, and also a dishonest registration is equal to no registration at all.

@atquick: It's as honest I can make it.

@whaaaat: So you're spying for a fleet that you don't know the name of.

@atquick: Curious how strange things get, when you try to fill a role you know nothing about.

@whaaaat: And what role is that, sir.

@atquick: The one you just gave me.

@whaaaat: Alright, let's break this situation down. Why are you in the channel?

@atquick: Why the interrogation?

@whaaaat: Look, it's a simple question. It's not my fault you're not prepared for it.

@atquick: Why would I be prepared for it?

@whaaaat: Because you're a spy! Gawd.

@atquick: Oh, sorry. This spy business is very new to me... What do they usually say?

@whaaaat: Okay, think about why you're in the channel. Then use that to explain your affiliation.

@whaaaat: Simple enough?

@atquick: Will you call upon Gawd, if I can't?

@whaaaat: We have standards here at Starfleet Dental for spies, and if you cannot meet them then you will be removed from the GoonTrek channel.

@atquick: Well that would be rather inconvenient.

@whaaaat: Yes, I imagine so.

@atquick: Oh, so you're a spy then?

@whaaaat: I am head of Spy Relations. Spying is another department. Now, what in the five blazing hells of Bob is your affiliation?

@atquick: Spy Relations? Wow, that does sound rather important. Are you one of those figureheads you see on pamphlets?

@whaaaat: Yes yes, I'm the fat one with glasses. You're avoiding the question.

@atquick: Oh, could I have one of those? I'd so love to see that for myself!

@whaaaat: Right, that's it.

@atquick: Well, where is it?

@whaaaat: Thank you for your time. Please do not call again.

@atquick: Ah, I thought it was you who called me.

@whaaaat: GET OUT

@atquick: What? Why are you sending me messages if you don't want to talk to me?