So a massive package came to my door with most of the corners caved in. Concerning... hmm. Opened up the box and saw the mysterious wrapped gift, with two paper packets on top. One contained the identity of my santa, the other sounded mysteriously like coins. Upon opening the coiny package, I found 4 quarters and a lovely reminder to treat myself next time I go to Chipotle. I laughed for a straight minute, partially because my santa knew me well, partially because I was still drunk from the office Christmas party.

Now to the big box. Inside was a lovely board game by the name of Ticket to Ride. You can bet your sweet ass we're cracking this open during Christmas dinner to compete (instead of the usual cut-throat Settlers of Catan).

Santa, thank you so freaking much for making this giving season amazing!