We come from hundredz of ethnic n' language backgrounds, yet we is united by common goals fo' realz. Above all, we wanna honor Jehovah, tha Dogg of tha Bizzle n' tha Creator of all thangs. Us dudes do our dopest ta imitate Jizzy Christ n' is proud as a muthafucka ta be called Christians. Each of our asses regularly spendz time helpin playas learn bout tha Bizzle n' God’s Mackdaddydom. Because we witness, or talk, bout Jehovah Dogg n' his Mackdaddydom, we is known as Jehovah’s Witnesses.

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