

How does a Gulti commute office 40 miles away?



He walks all the way because he wants to get a good resale value for his car.





Why does a Gulti wish for rain?



Because he gets a free car wash.





How does a Gulti wash clean his cloth and carpet?



He stuffs both together into washing machine to save few pennies.





Why does computer books in book stores get a Gulti smell?



Because those books were returned by a gulti after 30 days free trial.













