



In what might be the most brilliant and lazy grift of his career, Roger Stone is trying to sell signed rocks to raise money for his legal fund.





In a hilariously transparent attempt to appeal to his evangelical base by equating himself with the biblical David, he's equating the rule of law as Goliath, the archetypal enemy.





He's literally selling rock from his yard that he, or someone fluent in his signature, has signed. He's wrapping what's essentially a meaningless rock with biblical stories, that many are hypnotized by, to convince people to send him money to pay legal fees for things he's being investigated for.

















If you go to the link in the Instagram post (I'm not going to link), it takes you to his website where he monetizes his fear-mongering, false-information, and weirdly shaped head.





It shows that the rock has actually been marked down from $10 to $8, which is great if you're on a fixed income but have the appetite of a wealthier gull.









Here's how it's described on the site:









With only 7 left to order, we sincerely hope that the $56 dollars he manages to raise will go to his commissary fund.





This is 2018s gift that keeps on grifting.