Gem Glow: coOKIE CAT!

Laser Light Cannon: Amethyst Makes A Bad Projectile

Cheeseburger Backpack: Steven Is Still A Bit Of A Fuck-up But We Forgive Him

Together Breakfast: *the face*

Frybo: NO DAD IM GIVING UP ON YOUR DREAM

Cat Fingers: Jesus Christ What a Catastrophe

Bubble Buddies: We Literally Trapped An Awkward Kid And His Love Interest In A Bubble And Their Relationship Still Isnt As Forced As Bruce And Nat

Serious Steven: Steven Is Banned From All The Rides

Tiger Millionaire: Amethyst Is Best John Cena

Steven's Lion: Introducing The Best Character

Arcade Mania: Garnet Cheats At A Video Game By Constantly Seeing Every Future All The Time

Giant Woman: All I Wanna Do Is Get This Song Unstuck From My Head

So Many Birthdays: Btw This Show Is Hella Depressing. Have Fun.

Lars and the Cool Kids: Lars Is Fake AF

Onion Trade: Devils Dont Come From Hell Beneath Us They Come From Beach City

Steven The Swordfighter: PARRY! PARRY! MURDER!

Lion 2 The Movie: Why Dont You Tell Me You Can Do These Things That You Do???

Beach Party: Gems And Dads Are Both Cheating Bastards

Rose's Room: Steven Breaks the Matrix

Coach Steven: The Nicki Minaj Episode

Joking Victim: Lars Is A Huge Dick

Steven And The Stevens: Steven Accidentally Makes Fall Out Boy And Then Murders 152 Of Himself

Monster Buddies: Potato Chips Are The Most Effective Training Method

An Indirect Kiss: Amethyst Falls

Mirror Gem: Delicate and Elegant Lapis Lazuli Makes Fart Noises

Ocean Gem: Fear Waterbenders

House Guest: What The Hell Greg

Space Race: What The Hell Pearl

Secret Team: Square Mom Is Alpha Mom

Island Adventure: Survivor: Awkward Teen Romance Edition

Keep Beach City Weird: Snake Conspiracies, or Snonspiracies

Fusion Cuisine: They Turned Into A Giant Woman

Garnet's Universe: This Is All Canon

Watermelon Steven: Steven Creates Life And Everyone Is Cool With It

Lion 3 Straight To Video: Rose Quartz Has Twenty Seconds Of Screentime and You Cry Your Eyes Out

Warp Tour: Ladies And Gentlemen, Introducing, the Dorito Nerd

Alone Together: Two Kids Perform The Gem Version Of Marriage/Sex To Get Into The Club

The Test: Steven Is Insulted That His Moms Didnt Try To Actually Murder Him

Future Vision: Multiverse Theory Except You Start Crying Halfway Through

On The Run: The Boxcar Children Except You Start Crying Halfway Through

Horror Club: Sadie Should Totally Date That Conspiracy Theorist

Winter Forecast: Future Vision Except Without All The Crying

Maximum Capacity: Amethyst Is A Bitch If You Dont Marathon Her Shows With Her

Marble Madness: Endless Balls

Rose's Scabbard: Pearl Is Hella Gay For 50% Of Steven

The Message: Greg Saves The Day But No One Gives A Shit Because Lapis Is Back

Political Power: Mayor Dewey Is Actually An Okay Guy

The Return: Master Hand Fucks Shit Up

Jailbreak: Garnet Is Actually Two Lesbians That Sing The Most Kickass Song Ever Aired On Television

Full Disclosure: They Fucking Put The Ringtone IN The Song That Is So Clever Like Seriously That Part Killed Me

Open Book: Cosplaying In The Matrix

Joy Ride: Teenagers Notice Important Plot Points And Dick Around With Them

Say Uncle: We're Fucking Watching You, Fandom. Now Stop Drawing Buck Dewey And Sour Cream Making Out.

Story for Steven: Young Greg Is Suddenly Hella Hot

Shirt Club: Steven Takes On A Mission Himself, Which Leads To Him Assassinating The Mayor

Love Letters: Straight Tobias Funke Hits On Two Lesbians. It Doesnt End Well

Reformed: Amethyst Plays Real Life Super Meat Boy.