I caught myself feeling sad about the lack of Scourge resolution in the end of Homestuck so I drowned my sorrows in Sims. Adorable stories and screnshots below the cut.



Meet Terezi Pyrope and Vriska Serket, a pair of girlfriends who just started work in law enforcement together and love each other very much.

I’m serious about the love thing. Vriska even thinks it’s cute and agreeable when Terezi talks incessantly about justice.

And Vriska is enthusiastic too! Or maybe she just thinks the cars are cool. Who knows.



Here’s a picture you never knew you needed of Vriska trying to make waffles by breaking an egg so that it just lands on the cutting board in a weird yellowish pile. What the fuck, Vriska.

The weird cookig mishaps just keep happening. Slow the fuck down with that maccaroni. Jesus.

Terezi is artistic and enthusiastic and very happy doing what she loves best: making shitty art, carrying out JUST1C3 and TH3 L4W, and spending time with her girlfriend.

Here’s a screenshot of her spending time with her girlfriend.

Again: it keeps happening.

Sims randomly generated some work outfits for them and they were terrible but also hilarious. I mean, they are very good for going undercover, but also what the fuck.

I made them new outfits and now they are very cool suave spies. I’m pretty sure Terezi is wearing leather pants. But they look incredibly professional with their matching suit jackets and gloves.

A typical day after work in the Pyrope-Serket household. Vriska is reading a book in such away that she prevents anyone from using the one computer in the household. The book is to teach her to actually be charismatic. Meanwhile Terezi is making High Art. Neither of them have changed out of their fancy suits.

In case it’s not obvious, they’re flirting. They do that a lot, with or without me prompting them.

Vriska spooning Terezi and thinking about how much she loves her.

Terezi spontaneously deciding to put on her God Tier outfit and exercise



HOLY FUCK VR1SK4 WH3R3 D1D YOU COM3 FROM

Local dorky couple exercise in sync.

Cuddling so hard that Vriska’s knee clipped through the blankets.

COMNSUMN8T3 PROF3SS1ON4LS cleaning their kitchen together while listening to shitty kids music (Terezi set the radio to kids music the first day they bought it an refuses to let Vriska change it back to anything else).

They’re in love.

Yup.

Terezi dreams of the Game. Vriska dreams of Terezi.

Occupational hazards of living in a house with Vriska: she does annoying things like take up the bathroom when you least expect it.



Still worth it though.

<3

YFIP: Terezi, who still draws stick figures even when she’s at Level 5 in painting.

YFIP: Vriska, who apparently thinks that pouring milk straight onto a cutting board is a reasonable way to make pancakes.

YFIP: The Scourge Sisters, who dressed up in their old FLARP outfits and went to the goddamn cemetery on a date.

And then cuddled on a cemetery viewing bench

And kissed

And made out.

After the d8, Terezi went back to painting scenes of indescribable darkness and chaos, and Vriska went back to writing her novel about the adventures of Mindfang.

Sleepy good morning compliments and kisses.

Sometimes they play chess together, because they both need good logic skills to get promoted at work and Vriska is a bit of a slacker without Terezi encouraging her to brush up her skills.

Terezi got excited about something and Vriska was overcome with how much she loves her gf

Tender cheek-stroking.

The look on Vriska’s face when Terezi proposed

Wow!!!!!!!!

Dreaming about each other, because that’s how in love they are.

A loving embrace before work.

When they got promoted to level five or something, they started needing to write reports on other sims to improve their work performance. So Vriska distracted their neighbor with invasive questions…

While Terezi went through their trash.

TH3 P3RF3CT CR1M3

Nope, not suspicious at all.

Vriska is terrible at treadmills and life in general.

And she looks like a dork while jogging.

Terezi’s not much better, though. They deserve each other tbh.

Sloppy living room makeouts

Terezi dreaming about getting married to Vriska

Getting married in their FLARP outfits would have been cute, but I wanted to get them some special clothes for their wedding. So yeah, they wore a pinstriped red suit and a blue and red spider-patterned pair of monstrosities to the private wedding they held in the middle of the sidewalk outside their favorite diner.

Did it inconvenience other people? Good.

Even the long arm of the law treads carefully around a Pyrope-Serket wedding ceremony.

Exchanging rings!

Vriska is now officially Vriska Pyrope, because Sims doesn’t apparently have an option for keeping your last name.

Side effect of matrimony: Vriska’s arm got kinda fucked up when they tried to go back home. Still better than canon, though.

The ancient and sacred troll art of slow dancing with your new wife in your living room.

And until I hear otherwise, I’m going to assume that this is exactly how canon Terezi and Vriska ended up too. Happy, together, and having the time of their lives.