I'm in two minds about fancy umbrellas. They're probably my most frequently lost possession, but $9 jobs from the dairy are a joke. Blunt umbrellas claim to be the world's best, able to stand up to just about anything. The XS metro is $99.

Not only will a bright orange umbrella provide a bit of cheer, you're a lot less likely to leave it in a cafe. It's not exactly going to blend in. This Peros Delta umbrella is on sale for $18.74 at Briscoes.

How good are these? I'm a fiend for a chelsea boot, so I'm thinking the Rainy Boots by Spurr are the perfect option for if you can't face an actual gumboot. They're AU$49.95 at The Iconic.

Barbour boots have more of an English-landed-gentry vibe than a Glastonbury one - I think it's the tartan. These adjustable boots come in olive and navy and they're $195 at wellies.co.nz.

For when you want to pretend you're Kate Moss at Glastonbury, there's Hunter wellingtons. This version is slimmer in the leg and has a zip, so you can feel a little bit fancy even when it's miserable outside. They're AU$219 (NZ$236) at The Iconic.

Rains is a Danish brand that makes excellent, simple rain wear in cool as hell colours. In New Zealand you can get them from Area 51, and this pale pinky-grey base jacket is $160.

If you're after a serious jacket that doesn't look like you're about to go tramping, this Macpac goodie will see you right. It's made from a breathable fabric, has sealed seams and an internal pocket, and it's on sale for $219.99 from $349.99. Not bad.

How beautiful is this print? Stella McCartney's range for adidas stays delivering the goods. This waterproof pull-on is $300, and also at the top of my wishlist.

Khaki: the ultimate non-black, non-navy colour that's still incredibly easy to wear. This Asos mac is a good length, has a cute collar, a hood, and zippable pockets. If you're absolutely forced to go outside this weekend, you'll want something along these lines. It's $105.67.

Clearly the most important thing when a cyclone is on its way is safety. But if you're lucky enough not to be too badly affected, you're going to want the right gear for venturing outside the house.

No one wants to look like a drowned rat, so here's a selection of rain protection you'll actually be happy to wear.

Stay safe and dry, friends. And if you do end up doing a spot of online shopping while you hide from the weather, here are the links:

Gumboots, raincoats and brollies. We wish we didn't need them, but since we do, they might as well be cool.

Asos rain mac, $105.67. adidas by Stella McCartney floral pull on, $300. Macpac Torrent rain jacket, $219.99. Rains base jacket, $160. Hunter slim zip boots, AU$219. Barbour jarrow adjustable long boots, $195. Spurr rainy boots, AU$49.95. Peros Delta umbrella, $18.74. Blunt Umbrellas XS metro, $99.

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