He gets on with life as a erisian,He's an eristic kinda chap.He likes immantizing the eschaton and fnording.He likes to contemplate fnord.But when he starts to daydream,His mind turns straight to gulik.He likes to use words like 'oh my glob' and 'hail eris.'He likes to use words about fnord.But when he stops his talking,His mind turns straight to gulik.He likes to hang out with st gulick and emperor norton.But when left alone,His mind turns straight to gulik.He hates thud and greyface.But he just thinks back to gulik,And he's happy once again.

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