Evil Stalin explains his plan about dominating the world that most of the "free world" had apparently forgotten after World War Two.

Apparently the Tsarist government in Russia was a representational democracy

"Where is my god-given right to reproductive labour?"

Apparently Hegel, though he was dead by the time Marx encountered Hegelianism, still managed to be Marx's philosophy professor.

Lenin explains the theory that he wrote down nowhere about how his vanguard party is just some sort of elite conspiracy that will trick everyone into following his totalitarian plans.

LENIN IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

Communists gain converts by spreading lies

The only reason the Bolsheviks rejected WW1 was to undermine the morale of soldiers.

Apparently fascism liberated people from communism

Hold on there, Bill! The Spanish Civil War is a communist plot!

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Several days ago a close friend and comrade emailed me the comic collectionwhich was a J. Edgar Hoover approved anti-communist propaganda series. Although it is hilarious for its historical and theoretical inaccuracy, its mindless reification of capitalist ideology, and the fact that it is aimed at 1950s USAmerican families who are apparently all white and patriarchal, it is an interesting read due to the anti-communist discourse it represented. All of the hallmarks of anti-communist ideology that continue to this day (communism was just as bad [if not identical as] as fascism, communism is about mindless hive-mind collectivity, communism is about a flawed notion of "human nature", communism is anti-freedom, communism killed multi-millions, etc.), and that even infect some "leftwing" understandings of actually existing socialism, are present in this comic. So I figured it might be useful to go through some of this comic's claims about communism that still linger amongst the masses in those countries who have been heavily indoctrinated by this bullshit.Okay, maybe "world domination" is not the first thing people think when you tell them you're a communist, but some of them do think that the communists of yester-year were primarily interested in world domination. Enoughlike movies, where communists from Latin America parachute tanks into America only to be defeated by a highschool football team (), and you have a discourse about how the communism-that-no-longer-exists was trying to take over the world.The best thing about this ideology is that it demonstrates the utter hysteria of a ruling class that actuallydominating the world, and competing imperialists who attempt to extend world domination through the export of capital, trying to claim that the people who have been fighting against said domination are actually the dominators. It's a bit like a school-yard bully telling everyone else in the school that the people he's been beating up are the real bullies so you should all allow him to keep beating them up to prevent the REAL bullying.The fact that imperialist countries have to work hard to make people accept their domination as freedom usually means that they also have to work hard to explain away organic resistance as some sort of alter-domination conspiracy. The oppressed tend to be drawn towards initiating autonomous communist movements because this makes sense for the oppressed… and they never were tricked into doing so by some all powerful communist bureaucracy. Other communist countries, when they actually existed, would send material and ideological support to other organic movements––which would spring up as the––because communists want to see a better world, not because they want to dominate it. But apparently the demand for real equality meansin the anti-communist discourse because, let's be fair, the tiny population that constitutes the bourgeoisie thinks that losing their ability to exploit the majority of the world constitutes domination.We are still given this bifurcation betweenandbecause capitalism, a theoretical term which is often conjured away in this fallacious either/or comparison, is considered synonymous with democracy. Granted, there were deficiencies in actually existing socialist nations when it came tobut this did not necessarily mean that there were deficiencies when it came to other concepts of democracy. If democracy means the people can collectively vote/decide/argue/debate on given policies, then there is no possible way the pitiful democracy of bourgeois parties competing against bourgeois parties, with votes cast in a meaningless affair where bourgeois politicians will screw you over anyhow, can compare to something like the riotous democratic upsurges in, say, China's Cultural Revolution where the exercise of democracy was consideredby some.Capitalism only permits a certain level of democracy because it possesses global hegemony. And this democracy is bounded by the constitutions of every state that practice said democracy: there is no way that a party proclaiming the death of private property in the US, for example, can overturn capitalism through the electoral system because the US Constitution is founded on a notion of private property. If such a party did win (and the bourgeois electoral hegemony would prevent it from winning in the first place) it would have topursue a revolutionary agenda in a violent sense because the ruling class would be protected by an entire legal apparatus that would deem any actual communist measures illegal. But hey, voting for Capitalist A or Capitalist B once in a while is apparently aexercise, even if it doesn't change shit, so capitalism must all be about FREEDOM.Okay, this one is great. Communism in some waysmean the death of the family, specifically the, and I don't know why the hell people think this is a bad thing. Capitalism also meant the death of the family––the death of thefamily. So what if communists declare the death of the capitalist family, i.e. the death of the nuclear and thus intensely patriarchal family that is the building block of capitalism?Hilariously enough, the above panel is meant to be an. "But with my wife working who will care for the children?" Oh dear gods! Women are no longer understood to be natural house-workers and care-givers! The natural order has been attacked by godless communism and the patriarchal husband no longer has absolute conjugal control of his spouse! (One would wonder what 1950s anti-communist hysteria would think of queer families… probably imagine it was the most horrid communist plot…)Communists are against freedom and free-will. They are such uber-collectivists that they believe all human beings are determined by some sort of hive mind consciousness––like the Borg in. It's not enough to simply claim communism is anti-freedom because it's anti-democratic… the point is to claim that communist philosophy itself is opposed to any sort of understanding of freedom so that it can be nothing but a totalitarian ideology from the get-go. In order to do this, 1950s anti-propaganda awkwardly tried to make sense of the influence of Hegelian philosophy on Marx:Look at how Marx in this panel deviously strokes his jaw as he somehow figures out that he can use Hegel's philosophy to prove that there is no such thing as free will––this was always Marx's plan! Note also how Marx's Catholic friend [for some reason this 1950s comic claims that Marx had a lot of Catholic friends who were worried about Marx's evil atheism] is angry about Hegel's philosophy because its supposed assault on free-will is somehow anti-Christian. Apparently the entire free-will versus determinism debate that continues to plague Christian theology (not to mention aspects of secular ontology) doesn't matter: according to 1950s USAmerican anti-communist propaganda, Calvinists must be raving communists since they believe free-will is a myth.One wonders why a 1950s propagandist would strain his [I am not being gender neutral here because 1950s America was patriarchal and this comic, especially in light of the panel reproduced in point #3, was doubtlessly written by a man] limited philosophical faculties by attempting to make sense of Hegelian philosophy. Hell, Marx abandoned everything Hegelian except for dialectical logic by the time he wrote; the reason he was interested in Hegel in the first place had nothing to do with some supposed debate about free-will that is misrepresented here to begin with.But your average anti-communist propagandist wasn't interested in understanding why Marx could say that people were free and determined, nor were they interested in the dialectical logic behind this statement… Perhaps you have to congratulate them somewhat for figuring out this must have something to do with Hegel, though clearly they didn't know why.In any case, the point here is to prove that the philosophical underpinnings of communism are opposed to any sort of freedom. A freedom, according to Marx's wise Catholic friend, that can only be understood through some sort of theology that ignores even the debates in theology itself… The point, then, is that Marx clearly wanted to found a philosophy that was all about totalitarian unfreedom.No, it always has to be forced on people because people, left to their owndevices will always choose something that resembles capitalism which, don't-you-know, is the telos of history. This is because humans are naturally selfish. So, according to this understanding, world historical communist revolutions wereand, just like coups where imperialists spend billions to overthrow popular governments and massacre those who dare to stand in their way, communism is some conspiracy on the part of an elite group of would-be totalitarians who, acting according to Marx's secret philosophy of unfreedom, have to trick the masses into following their evil schemes.It is important to note, however, that even some leftists who have never read Lenin will make these same pronouncements about Lenin's theory of the party of the advanced guard––that it is about some elite conspiracy of intellectuals––and so we must wonder whether this anti-communist ideology has hadinfluence amongst even those who claim they are anti-capitalists.Whatever the case, communist movements have emerged and continue to emerge because theypopular. They are popular because the majority of the world is oppressed and, whatever Hoover might have wanted people to believe in his approved comics, the oppressed generally do not like their oppressors. It's not like you have to trick the masses into hating the minority of people whose wealth would not exist if not for massive exploitation; often it becomes pretty clear that, while capitalists might need workers and peasants in order to be capitalists, workers and peasants don't need capitalists. Lenin did not have to make up some sort of secret conspiracy, as the above panel claims and as many people today, in order to convince most of the Russian population to unite as a revolutionary force. Nor did he hide his beliefs within the ranks of some secret elite cabal.But communism is about some sort of supreme leader, isn't it? Granted therebeen cults of personality, but it's not like these haven't been interrogated by communists. Nor have they been as entirely cut-and-dried as some would like us to believe. Whatever the case, it's a pretty dubious assertion to claim that those who have provided concrete analyses of concrete situations were doing so simply so that they could ensure their own personal dominance over everything.Every communist party has a history of line struggle and it is important to note that line struggle is one of those things that is seen as extremely worthwhile by a lot of communists. It is also important to note that these cult of personalities, problematic as they may be, are nothing compared to the cult of capitalism which has violently resulted in billions upon billions of deaths. But oh well: I guess we're free if we don't have a "supreme leader" (something that is a bullshit charge against communism anyhow) and still murder billions!Because the bourgeois press, apparently, is the. No, the newspapers and television channels and magazines owned by capitalistsbe lying to us. Only that which is produced by anti-capitalists is propaganda designed to undermine our fifth estate.No news source produced by communists tell the truth; they are all about supreme leaders and anti-freedom and totalitarian and such. They will even shut down our free press when they achieve world domination. This is because they will bewhich, for some reason, are less free than. Freedom and truth comes from big corporations and not big government––and the latter, in capitalist countries, is somehow not a representative of the former.Since imperialism, according to imperialists, is supposed to be understood asand, then people who declare themselves "anti-imperialists" are supposed to be seen as morons who are against all of the wonderful things that the free-market brings to those nations that we are meant to believe are not oppressed because of capitalism. So when communists, especially when they were organized and a threat to the world order, declared World War One to be an inter-imperialist rivalry that should be resisted by workers, the imperialist camp was greatly offended. Possibly they were even confused because, according to their own way of operating, they couldn't really understand why anyone would tell people not to fight for their nation. Must be another conspiracy for world domination [see above]!Communists always have ulterior motives, even when they have the good sense to condemn global imperialism and try to convince soldiers not to fight in stupid wars because the ruling classes want them to… imperialists, after all, have never really understood the concept of anti-imperialism. If they did, they might disappear in a poof of logic.Since communism isthen, in the capitalist mind, it is similar to fascism. In fact, it has to bethan fascism because capitalists have historically collaborated with fascists––and because fascists are just extreme and monolithic variants of capitalism . Indeed, much is made out of the "Hitler-Stalin Pact" by capitalist ideologues––regardless of the historical fact thatand Stalin only made this pact so as to give the Soviet Union time to produce an army capable of fighting fascism––who seem also unwilling to address the fact that they were economically and politically encouraging fascism, hoping it would be a staunch anti-communist ally.Due to the embarrassing fact that the monolithic capitalism of fascism led to genocide, capitalist ideology has worked very very hard to produce propaganda arguing that communists have killed more people than capitalists, even fascists, have and will ever kill. Hence all this recent garbage about the multi-millions personally murdered by Mao.Any political solidarity or internationalism with oppressed people is communist trickery. Communist conspirators are everywhere, with their despicable "human rights" and their charities, using these causes to plot world domination:And the fact that the capitalist imagination, because it cannot help but think of the world according to its logic, claims that all organic anti-capitalist movements must bemeans that even liberal charitable and human rights challenges to its hegemony must also be controlled by some tiny class, akin to capitalist parasites. The fact that communists have always been at the forefront of social welfare and charity in capitalist countries––and thus the fact that welfare capitalism wouldn't exist without the blood shed by capitalists––is something the capitalist propagandist will always ignore.In any case, these are only some of the hilarious "lessons" about communism that 1950s propaganda can teach us. Some of the wilder ahistorical claims, or the "communism is the work of the devil and so we must pray to combat it" bullshit, are even more humorous because they don't resonate with the current anti-communist discourse. (I doubt that claims about St. Fatima appearing to Russian peasants in 1917 to warn them about the evils of communism will be taken very seriously by anyone not born in the US Bible Belt.) I urge everyone to readfor shits and giggles, at the very least to maybe understand how some of our own feelings about actually existing socialism have been influenced by a 1950s anti-communist discourse… And besides, even if it's an extremely vile piece of capitalist-fascist propaganda, it isbetter than a certain comic I reviewed here two years ago