Children are the future?

Here's one I feel pretty strongly about. They say that children are our greatest resource, our future. I call bullshit on that. I say they are our greatest debt, and the cause of almost all of life's problems. Think about it. Would there be any more war if there weren't innocent children to "safeguard"?



Greatest National Debt

Children are the future, bah

Little Billy and Suzy and Morgan and Francois

Are nothing more than glorified roaches

Just ask their teachers and little league coaches

They hate your kids guaranteed

Cause they cry nonstop, and that one kid peed

All over class

What a pain in the ass



And who cleans it up?

Every time little Mikey throws up?

Or shits in his pants?

And deals with his rants?



They're expensive and dumb

More helpless than a bum

Hell, even a bumb can feed himself

And hop a train car with stealth

A kid just consumes and shits

Costs money and it's

About damn time we realize

The little crumb snatchers paralyze

Our every move and action it's true

There's almost nothing fun left we can do



From fucking outside

To getting drunk on carnival rides



Heaven forbid we show them how to have a good time

Anything worth a damn today is a crime



And don't curse around them in their formative years!

Censor TV and radio from their sensitive ears!



Lest we make a bad impression

And stunt their progression



Who made the fucking call

To make life bland for us all?



So fuck the future I say!

I care about today



NO more stores with sobbing whiners

NO breastfeeding mothers at diners

NO driving slow through school crossings

NO PTA mothers bossing

Me around



Anymore











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Posted by gfunk at March 3, 2003 11:22 PM

