15User Rating: 1 out of 5

Review title of PandorasParad0x Cringe worthy garbage

Its like a weeaboo and a tell tale fan got together and this game is the result. This is like their down syndrome child. Thank god I got it for free with game pass cause this TWO episode game (Not even a season come on.) The dlc are just ads for Microsofts other games. It takes an hour to fully complete this two episode game if you don't do all the POINTLESS other tasks and search for items. The story is so bland. Straight white male cop lost love of his life (who's extremely irritating) wants revenge and has a drinking problem. Boohoo. The only original stories are your two neighbours you spy on AND NEVER SEE! Microsoft you should be ashamed for even being associated with this. ALSO SO MANY POINTLESS FEATURES! Synchronization? WTF IS THAT! I get quick time gameplay but when I open a door just let me hit select the DAMN DOOR! NOT DO A DOOR OPEN MINI GAME! TOO MANY MINI GAMES! CATCH THE CLOVER! WIPE THE WINDOW! OPEN THE SUITCASE! Just stop.