Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.