So you have a festival fan to buy for this Christmas. Short of stumping up the cash for tickets, what can you get them? Being the festival experts we are, we've found some sure-fire options that can't possibly disappoint.

So, completely in their own words (I can't stress that enough) here are our pick of this year's hottest, must-have festival gifts.

Kool Breeze Cowboy Hat with Solar Fan (£29.85)

"Finally a hat that truly does what it is design for.... that is To Keep YOU Cool. KoolBreeze Solar Hat is PERFECT!!! This hat is the perfect match of function, comfort and style."

Tomorrowland's AMARE Model Aeroplane (£26.58)

"AMARE is not just an aircraft. It symbolizes some of Tomorrowland’s most important values, including love, friendship, and unity. True to the original, this replica A320-200 Airbus (with complex AMARE painting) truly is a one-of-a-kind decorative piece."

Wacken Open Air – Faster, Harder, Fragrance (£30.76)

"An absolute must for every metalhead: the Faster Harder Fragrance perfume. Suited perfectly for every occasion where you want to impressive the world."

Ofrees Wearable Chair (£613)

"Make you free to sit and walk. With the wearable chair, you can have a resting place wherever your feet are touching"

Ultra Music Festival Nippies (£11.21)

"Wanna shed some clothes but not get arrested? Looking to make some jaw drops? Show your sexy side while remaining somewhat decent with Nippies."

Condom Sleeping Bag and Pillow (£26.16)

"While you're sleeping you can just think of yourself as a tiny littler sperm. The condom sleeping bag and pillow are just a life-sized reminder to wrap it up before you get busy, with whatever or whomever you plan on using that on."

Wacken Open Air Tissues (£1.67)

"So that everyone can see that you are a real metalhead, even if you have got a cold: the black W:O:A tissues are not only really practical, imprinted with a white W:O:A logo they also look pretty cool and are an absolute eyecatcher."

Opera Glasses with Extendable Handle (£21.99)

"Vocal Concert: up close sight of your idol"

Bev-Cam 5oz Camera Flask (£11.95)

"The most realist camera flask offered Easily fits in your handbag Each set comes with a filling funnel"

Big Big Body Wipes (£4.99)

"This huge body wipes are perfect for festival goer’s , rather than trying to use a million normal sized wipes this one wipe will easily do your whole body."