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SCP-XXXX being viewed on the now disposed research table - Photo was taken from 20 feet away. Small scratches of the decal can be seen, presumably from exposure to weather for decades.

Item #:

SCP-XXXX

Security Clearance Level:

Level 3: Secret - Further experimentation requires the approval of Level 4 clearance or above.

Object Class:

Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a Ferromagnetic container made of the nickel-cobalt alloy Alnico. The dimensions of said container must be an 8" radius sphere. The insides must be padded with an Aerogel as to make it resistant to heat, and also to pad the surface. The Sphere must have an airtight seal around the circumference, screwed in 16 times at the flaps of metal that protrudes from the circumference. The metal alloy must be 1/2" thick. 116 1x1x1 plates of Neodymium magnets must be placed evenly around the sphere (4 feet away exactly from the center of the container), as to levitate the container. The containment area must be a vacuum of 1x10^-11 Torr or less. An airlock entryway must be used to keep the vacuum at constant levels. An airtight suit must be used when accessing SCP-XXXX. The Container must have no physical contact at *any time*. Routine checks bi-weekly must be held inside of the containment area to check for any possible cracks, holes or any other forms of damage in the room. This room must be 16'x16'x16'. Any gasses pumped out of the vacuum must be disposed of into factory-grade oil drums and must be kept for 2 weeks for the effects of SCP-XXXX to wear off of it. From there, the gasses may be disposed. The moisture must be kept to the lowest possible. In case of needed transport, dispose of anything used during the procedure (contact a containment specialist if this is the case).

Description:

SCP-XXXX is a green plastic interlocking children's toy developed by LEGO in 1999. Depicted on the sloped area of plastic is an image of a cartoon chicken, one of the many mascots of the popular fast food brand, McDonald's (Specifically, this character was referred to as the "McNugget Buddy"). These bricks were developed as a toy to be put into one of McDonald's most famous meals, the Happy Meal.

It is important to note that around the time of this Happy Meal's debut, a major food poisoning plot was uncovered that McDonald's was trying to hide at 1999. This is still a rather unknown situation to the major public as it was hushed through corruption and money.

SCP-XXXX was first found dug into some asphalt alongside an older standing McDonalds. A 14-year-old Male by the name of [REDACTED] first located the brick. When he tried to pick it up, instantly, according to the CCTV footage, with his finger approximately 5" away from SCP-XXXX, he developed an intense and acute case of hematemesis (the vomiting of blood). The amount of blood was severe. A 32-year-old Male, [REDACTED], is [REDACTED]'s biological father. As he witnesses the scene from approximately 10 feet away, he rushes to help his son, but the boy was already dead. As he bends down to try to help his unknowingly deceased son, his leg as he bends down touches SCP-XXXX, and he immediately starts experiencing the same symptoms his son previously had. He had collapsed in less than 2 seconds onto his son, deceased.

The SCP Foundation was notified approximately █ hours and ██ minutes after the incident had occurred. During transport to Site-██, 17 D-Class personnel, 2 Containtment Specialists and 3 researchers have inherited the effects of SCP-XXXX on the way for the containment procedure for SCP-XXXX to take place. Since the initial capture, 33 D-Class and 1 scientist have died due to testing or bad practices.

Everything used to transport SCP-XXXX to Site-██ has been disposed of by incineration.

Evidence shows that SCP-XXXX will give acute hematemesis when physical contact is established with it. Also, gasses, such as gas found in the atmosphere, which establish physical contact with it, will be given the effects of SCP-XXXX. These effects have been proven to last 3 days at most if the matter itself that has this effect is not directly SCP-XXXX's. Also, any solid or liquid matter that does not have the collective mass of over 1 ton inherits this effect. During the incineration of one of the materials used for the transport of SCP-XXXX, the plasma given off by flames have been proven to also garner these effects, causing 2 D-Class to inherit these effects. Although the flame did not touch SCP-XXXX during incineration, it somehow still had demonstrated these effects. The only possible explanation is that a very small piece has chipped off during transport. This is worrisome as to whether or not other microplastic sized pieces of SCP-XXXX are elsewhere. Every subject who has been given this effect has died within 5 seconds. No other brick of the same variety has been reported to give off this same effect.

Transcript of Experiments

Obscene language has been censored.

Experiment #1: Human Direct Human Interaction (On Scene of McDonald's at [REDACTED])

Scientist: (Directed to D-Class Subject) Alright, Mr. [REDACTED]. I'm going to have to do something for me.

D-Class: That is?

Scientist: Well, if you go down this drive-thru, on the left of the road just before the sewer drain, at the pothole, there should be a green LEGO brick embedded inside of the asphalt. It should be rather loose. I'm going to have you released momentarily to go pick it up and see what you find. (NOTE: Scientist does not inform D-Class Subject of the effects of SCP-XXXX).

D-Class: A'ight. There better be no shenanigans this time.

D-Class Subject gets released from handcuffs by one of the guards, with weapons at the ready to make sure the subject doesn't act out irrationally. D-Class proceeds cautiously towards the area.

D-Class: Why the [Expletive] is there blood around it? And why is it super chunky? What the hell is this?

Scientist: Not to worry, you're perfectly safe.

D-Class: Safe my [Expletive].

Scientist: You must proceed further.

D-Class subject walks over to the area where SCP-XXXX is located. He is now within 10 feet of SCP-XXXX. No sign of any symptoms yet. The subject seems to show anxiety.

Scientist: Go on.

D-Class runs up to SCP-XXXX, grabs and throws it at the scientist. Although he barely misses to hit him, now both the D-Class and the scientist are showing the symptoms of acute hematemesis. The guard shoots the subject 3 times in the chest and one time in the head. Both the scientist and the D-Class subject are deceased.

Experiment #2: Effect of size of mass on SCP-XXXX

The scientist is now inside the containment area for SCP-XXXX at Site-██. He is wearing a pressurized airtight suit inside of the vacuum room. A D-Class and 2 guards accompany him with the same suits. They are testing 1 ton of Steel's effect on the Subject after the metal touched SCP-XXXX.

Scientist: Alright, Mr.[REDACTED], with this specialized suit, we would like you to take off your glove and touch the metal. Don't worry, this suit still works with the glove off. You will breathe normally.

D-Class: Yeah.

D-Class Subject begins to take his glove off. Once he finishes, he touches the 1 ton of metal with his right hand. He appears to be hiding a cynical joy. Note: This subject's response is out of the ordinary, he usually reacts to anything with no emotion.

D-Class: [Expletive]!

Five Second Pause

D-Class: OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T DIE! I WAS READY TO DIE AND I DIDN'T! WHY ME? WHY ME DOC? KILL ME! PLEASE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH [Expletive] IT!

D-Class starts to break down into tears. He starts punching his face to blood. Once the guards move towards him, he starts to run at them. The guards taze him and then take him away.

MORE EXPERIMENTS TO BE DONE AT A LATER DATE - 1 TON OF TEST SUBJECTS CONJOINED BY STITCHES NEEDED FOR NEXT TEST

SCP-XXXX Microplastics

SCP-XXXX-1

+ [OPEN LOG] - [CLOSE LOG] LOCATED: █/█3/20██ CONTAINED: 10/██/201█ SCP-XXXX-1 was located approximately 127 meters from the original scene. It has the size of 1.6x10^-6 meters in width, 1.55x10^-6 in height, and 1.12x10^-6 in length. 5 cases of spontaneous acute hematemesis were reported in the area of SCP-XXXX-1. An intoxicated male, approximately age 40 (no data on ID can be found), had crossed a fence into a no-trespassing zone into a vacant lot that has not been used in around 24 years. There have been previous signs of break-ins into the lot, however, it seems that nobody else was affected by SCP-XXXX-1. The man was found stifling around a garbage can when suddenly he inherits the effects of SCP-XXXX-1. He had died 2 seconds later from spontaneous acute hematemesis. A frightened family who witnessed this from the car called the emergency services. As four paramedics arrived at the scene, they started to check vitals of the man, however, each paramedic had garnered the symptoms of SCP-XXXX-1. From there, a police officer on the scene did not approach and had contacted the proper authorities. The screening for the microplastic was held in a 30'x30' area around the site of the dead bodies. Using drone technology, we were able to find 17 different green microplastics that may have belonged to SCP-XXXX. Each one was tested after it was located. After testing on a D-Class, we found that the 17th located microplastic was indeed part of SCP-XXXX. This investigation took 4 days, 15 hours. After use of another D-Class subject to patrol the area, no other microplastics were located, the location was deemed safe and the evacuation was lifted.