“AAAAHHHH, UH, I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’LL WORK IT OFF AND THEN YOU CAN BUY A NEW ONE AND I CAN STAY NOT-BANNED MAYBE PLEASE!?”



“STEVEN, THEY STOPPED MAKING THOSE IN 1978.″



“197–how old are you…?”



“Old enough to remember what we did to little boys who broke carnival equipment back in the day!”



“Please don’t be ritual sacrifice please don’t be ritual sacrifice please don’t be ritual sacrifice please d–”



“–UDE BREAKING MR SMILEY’S STUFF HAS NEVER WORKED OUT FOR ME BEFORE THIS IS AWESOME”

