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Hitler finds out that Burt loses the Sober October fitness challenge

Hitler gets the results of Sober October

00:00 - 00:03 We have come to an end of Sober October

00:04 - 00:05 The fitness challenge totals

00:05 - 00:07 are being calculated and ranked

00:08 - 00:12 we will be able to award the belt momentarily

00:12 - 00:15 and then the smoking and drinking may commence

00:17 - 00:19 I'll put the belt on like Dana

00:19 - 00:21 Wrap it around Burt's big waist

00:24 - 00:26 Sir,

00:27 - 00:28 last ranking ...

00:31 - 00:33 The last ranking has Bert in last place

00:34 - 00:36 It seems that Ari and Tom were sandbagging

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who was a doubter of the Mantle gene leave

01:13 - 01:15 He was supposed to be superior

01:15 - 01:17 He was supposed to be a fucking machine

01:18 - 01:23 Do you know how much shit talk we're going to have to eat?

01:25 - 01:28 I can understand losing to Joe

01:29 - 01:31 But he couldn't beat Tom and Ari

01:31 - 01:34 He couldn't beat those fucking assholes

01:34 - 01:37 He conned us all with that Mickey Mantle shit

01:37 - 01:40 I backed him on Instagram and Twitter

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, he could have finished stronger if he wasn't sandbagged

01:42 - 01:46 Don't blame his failure on those two fucking losers

01:46 - 01:48 They held back points on purpose to fool Bart

01:48 - 01:52 Well then he and you are fucking fools

01:53 - 01:54 Joe's never going to shut up

01:56 - 01:57 I shit talked him for a month

01:57 - 02:00 'The Mantle Gene is going to fitness fuck you Rogan'

02:00 - 02:03 Now it's fucked me, Bort fucked me!

02:04 - 02:08 We should have stayed with drinking piss as the punishment

02:08 - 02:13 Make him taste the sourness we all have for backing him

02:14 - 02:16 Never again, never will I back that fuck Burl

02:17 - 02:21 I'm going to burn my fucking Secret Time post and unsubscribe to his podcast

02:27 - 02:29 I've been a fan since The Machine

02:30 - 02:34 I love how he robbed his classmates, took their shit

02:34 - 02:36 How much he drank in the story

02:41 - 02:42 I should have known better

02:43 - 02:47 He lost to Tom in the weight loss challenge

02:48 - 02:53 He almost died running that marathon

02:54 - 02:56 But then he kept talking about it

02:56 - 02:59 the fucking Mantle gene was the answer

03:00 - 03:02 He would best even a TRT Rogan

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, drinking piss isn't the punishment anymore

03:14 - 03:16 Really I can only be mad at myself

03:19 - 03:23 I never should have believed in the gene

03:25 - 03:26 Just look at him

03:31 - 03:33 I should have backed Joe

03:40 - 03:46 Now I'll have to listen to shit for the next eleven months

03:46 - 03:49 They'll call me a Burnt nuthugger