Now hey, that Jussie Smollett fiasco is starting to really look bad for a number of leftist politicians and numerous professional journalists. We need a good old fashioned manufacturedd freakout to distract everyone away from the culpability!

There are times when some may suggest a Journo-list-type marching order gets sent out in the left-wing stratophere when deflection is needed. Then, there are times like tonight, when it is proven as an ironclad assurance.

There is a methodology to generating these social media distractions

First, you place the innocuous story.

Under-age Malia Obama is spotted sipping on an $80 bottle of wine with three friends https://t.co/Zw4G8q1rk6 — Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) February 18, 2019

Step 2: Command select accounts on the left that ALL of the conservative universe are reacting EXACTLY in the same manner. Give them an equal example on the right to juxtapose, in order to “prove” conservative hypocrisy.

Conservatives: Malia Obama drinking wine responsibly at 20-years-old and laughing with a friend is irresponsible. Also Conservatives: Brett Kavanaugh getting blackout drunk at 17-years old ‘boofing’ and allegedly sexually assaulting women is no big deal. Put him on the SC!! — Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) February 19, 2019

The same people mad at Malia Obama for drinking wine and wearing a bathing suit at age 20 are the same people who excuse Brett Kavanaugh for drinking beer and assaulting a woman at age 17 — ???? ????????? (@ZackBornstein) February 19, 2019

Conservatives are frothing at the mouth over Malia Obama drinking rosé at a party just shy of her 21st birthday. These are the same people who had no problem giving Justice Brett Kegstand a lifetime appointment to SCOTUS. — Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) February 19, 2019

So, Malia Obama is a soon to be 21 year old college student living life normally and hates the Orange rapey racist who lied about her father thus putting her family in danger for 8 years. Her haters were more than okay with Kavanaugh being a drunken pervert at 17 years old. — Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) February 19, 2019

Step 3: Leftist media outlets run stories “reporting” on the outrage-that-never-was that everyone was not witnessing, but all were discussing as being horrible to witness.

My timeline is 99% people saying the Malia Obama stuff is not news and shouldn’t be in the news. By tomorrow, places like Raw Story and ThinkProgress will have articles saying that conservatives attacked her. — RBe (@RBPundit) February 18, 2019

Precisely. So for now the flying minions have been sent out to do the bidding for the media onslaught at sunrise…

I find it so hypocritical that conservatives dismissed Kavanaugh’s underage drinking and are heated from Malia drinking. — Diane (@chdiiaanne) February 18, 2019

Conservatives: Brett Kavanaugh was just a young boy when he drank too much beer and tried to rape girls in college. Also conservatives: Malia Obama drinking wine at 20 years old is unacceptable! — Denizcan Grimes (@MrFilmkritik) February 18, 2019

Conservatives are frothing at the mouth over Malia Obama drinking some rosé a bit before her 21st birthday but had no problem give Brett Kegstand a SCOTUS seat — Aayla (In English, По-русски) (@PunishedAayla) February 19, 2019

Brett Kavanaugh on underage drinking: I liked beer! I still like beer Conservatives: good point yes we all did Malia, 20 y/o college student: drinks wine Conservatives: pic.twitter.com/Sc66rKt2wO — ♡ eric ♡ (@baldbiko_69) February 19, 2019

Conservatives: Malia Obama drinking wine responsibly at 20-years-old and laughing with a friend is irresponsible. Also Conservatives: Brett Kavanaugh getting blackout drunk at 17-years old ‘boofing’ and allegedly sexually assaulting women is no big deal. — ≋⛴2????≋ (@2moar) February 19, 2019

Conservatives are all over Malia Obama today for drinking at 20 years old. Meanwhile, they didn't give a fuck that Brett Kavanaugh admitted to drinking heavily at 16 and 17. Hypocrisy personified! — Brian O'Sullivan (@osullivanauthor) February 19, 2019

BREAKING: Conservatives terrified that the news Malia Obama enjoys the occasional drink means she's now at least as qualified for the Supreme Court as Brett Kavanaugh. — Alexander Vornoff (@DrAVornoff) February 19, 2019

Malia Obama was not drinking beer and sexually assaulting women, so this fake outrage that conservatives have over her wearing a swimsuit at a pool party and drinking rose is laughable. Remember the Bush twins? Yeah, we do, too. — elidet? (@elidet) February 18, 2019

This #Malia Obama wine thing is ridiculous. Remember this guy? Didn’t conservatives do #BeersforBrett to celebrate *his love for underage drinking?!* pic.twitter.com/DzE5Gy0elX — Nat Lange (@natlange34) February 19, 2019

Okay, at least there was an effort here at originality.

Liberals: on conservatives : You're not allowed to use whataboutisms as a valid argument.

Liberals on Malia Obama : OMG! What about Brett Kavanaugh? What about Trump? What about ever other person and thing on the damn planet?

Prepare for standards… ? pic.twitter.com/DZfyGieH2h — Mr. Bunny (@AlrightyThen2) February 19, 2019

Now this is getting complicated.

The notion that conservatives are at all bothered by Malia Obama having opinions or drinking wine is another fake narrative, just like the claim anyone was bothered by AOC dancing. Apart from a handful of incels on Twitter, no one cared. — Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) February 19, 2019

When even the non-news is fake we may just be all doomed.

AMERICAN LIBERALS: YOU CONSERVATIVES ARE OUTRAGED ABOUT MALIA DOING TOTALLY NORMAL THINGS AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES: NO WE'RE NOT WE'RE SUPER CHILL WITH IT THAT'S FAKE NEWS AMERICAN LIBERALS: NUH UH YOU'RE TOTES TRIGGERED BRITISH TABLOID PRESS: lololol we made them fight again — Suze (@thesuzeletter) February 19, 2019

This feels all too accurate…

This is exactly the kind of crap that made us fight the redcoats!