When TV cameras catch the Caps bench, you never know what you’re going to get. Remember that one time a few years back, when Alex Semin contemplated oblivion? Or that time Alex Ovechkin’s hair tried to escape his scalp?

On Saturday, CSN Washington showed a slo-mo replay of Ovechkin getting clipped by Chris Kelly. Before that, they cut to Ovi on the bench, summoning trainer Greg Smith.

And here is why:

Oh yes, massage time. Deep-tissue action. Maybe nex time, light some nag champa and put on some Enya.

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