Heretic 2

StC: 0 seconds

Notes: Heretic 2 starts you off staring right at a large crate.

Comments:

Kevin: That's very bad.

erik : Yes. It's observably, undeniably bad. It's as if the lead designer arrived at work on day one, sat down at his desk, sharpened a pencil, threw up his hands and said "well, I can't think of anything." Messiah

StC: 0 seconds

Notes: Messiah starts you off staring right at a large crate before immediately crashing back to the Desktop.

Comments:

Chet: It's futuristic, but that's a crate.

erik : I concur. Doom

StC: 0 seconds

Notes: Doom starts you off staring right at two barrels.

Comments:

erik : I remembered this game being better than science has shown it to actually be. Die Hard Trilogy 2 (part 1)

StC: 5 seconds

Notes: This is in the third person action mode. Go down the corridor and take your first left.

Comments:

Kevin : According to these figures, Die Hard Trilogy 2 is the best game we've ever seen.

Chet: We need to verify this. Die Hard Trilogy 2 (part 2)

StC: 9 seconds

Notes: This is in the first person shooting mode.

Comments:

erik: Die Hard Trilogy 2 just keeps getting better. It defies logic.

Chet: I can't believe it's so much better than Doom.

erik: Science is not about your feelings.