Michael Irvin Says Ezekiel Elliott Running The Football Makes Him Want to Self Pleasure Himself

Dallas Cowboys 1st round selection & running back Ezekiel Elliott leads the entire NFL in rushing and Cowboys fans are excited everywhere.

Nobody and I mean nobody is more excited about Elliott’s early success than former Dallas Cowboys WR and sports commentator Michael Irvin, who recently revealed how Elliott makes him feel.

On Monday, Irvin was a guest on 105.3 The Fan and had this to say:

“I’m telling you, when I listen to this boy talk about running the football like that, it just makes me want to go in the bathroom and spend some time by myself,” Irvin said. “I just love it so much.” “He walks up and down that sideline, when he’s giving everyone fives, you hear what he says? ‘Physical! Let’s by physical! We’re gonna be physical!’ His interviews, ‘We’re gonna out-physical everybody.’ Physical physical physical,” Irvin told the station. “You match that up with that offensive line, that mentality from the running back with that offensive line as good as they are, you have connectivity. They say ‘all we gotta do is lay on em.’ He’s gonna come and lay on em. If I blocked it for 1 yard, he’ll make it 4. If I block for 4, he’ll make it 60 because they have that connectivity.”

Since everything has been favoring the Cowboys so far this year, Irvin wants everyone in the Dallas area to continue to do what they’re doing to keep this good vibe going.

“Whatever everybody’s been doing throughout the Metroplex, keep doing it! Keep doing exactly what you’ve been doing. The mojo’s working.”

Share This