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Registered Phenomena Code: 702

Object Class: Alpha

Hazard Types: Emotional Hazard, Ideological Hazard, Visual Hazard

Containment Protocols: Access to the archive.org account which hosts a zip file containing RPC-702 (a 17-minutes long MP4 video file) should be tightly controlled at all times. All personnel should not attempt to open the video file if he has not undergone sedation procedure "Betelguese - A"; otherwise will result in serious harmful side effects up to death. All RPC Authority agents within the Internet Archive Foundation with whom we are liaised with should make sure that the digital item remains hidden from public view (a.k.a. "dark mode") at usual times.

The zip file is encrypted with a 256-character password which is available in a text file in thumb drive USB-702. Unauthorized replication of contents from the thumb drive is strictly prohibited.

RPC Authority undercover agents embedded within the Internet Archive foundation has control of the gro.evihcra|gnitoohseuqsomzn#gro.evihcra|gnitoohseuqsomzn email account which handles incoming requests to view the anomalous video footage and a statement on IA's blog regarding the Christchurch mosques shooting incidents have listed it as a point of contact.

When valid reasons requiring the viewing of the RPC instance arises encompassing but not limited to academic purposes, the item can be brought briefly from dark mode. After careful vetting of the requestor's background by the RPC Authority, he/she would then be directed towards the Internet Archive's main office in Funston Ave, San Francisco.

Link to the item: http://archive.org/details/████████████████████

Archive.org Login Details:

Email Username: ██████████

Password: ██████████

While there he would be directed to a special room codenamed "Beta" and there he would immediately be subjected to aerosol variant of the "Betelguese - A" sedative procedure.

After a period of 5 minutes then he would be allowed to view the RPC instance. The sedative effects brought on by "Betelguese - A" will last for 24 hours.

The compressed file's password is to be changed after each supervised viewing session and the file remove and reuploaded on the IA's[1] web server following the change. Finally after the password in USB-702 is updated accordingly the item should be hidden once again with IA's make_dark.php function.

Any personnel who has been subjected to the anomalous instance without undergoing "Betelguese-A" procedure shall be subjected to "Betelguese-B" followed by ennui amnestics.

Description: RPC-702 is a full video footage taken by a 28-year-old ███████ ███████ during his killing spree in Christchurch, NZ. During it he livestreamed the first 17 minutes of the attack on Facebook which has now taken down.

RPC-702 caused those who viewed it to display harmful side-effects ranging from nausea to psychosis and death. A total of 100 Class-Ds have been subjected to it and 51 of them has died of the aforesaid side effects. Therefore it is classified as a cognitohazardous instance.

In the wake of the tragic shooting a large number of reports regarding the ensuing side effects by RPC-702 has emerged, therefore the RPC Authority has decided to institute containment measures against RPC-702 including but not limited to installing web crawlers on the whole Internet and upload filters on a selected few social media sites (namely Facebook and Youtube) to prevent any further spread of the anomalous instances. Before RPC Authority's decision of containment most of the sites in the Internet are already very proactive in purging RPC-702 instances.

However due to a measure of public interest in preserving the anomalous material especially for evidentary purposes for law enforcement and academic purposes for post-graduate university researchers the RPC Authority has devised the necessary containment measures to allow researching of RPC-702 to take place while minimizing harm caused by it to the lowest level possible. In the process of doing so RPC Authority has coordinated and liased with the Internet Archive Foundation which eventually leads to the success of RPC-702's containment, at least up until now.

Tests #███ #███ have seen the test subjects died of heart failures and brain strokes following bouts of mania, while test subject D-████ went into a serious psychotic episode and attacked any person with remote Middle-Eastern features after being shown with the anomalous video without administering "Betelgeuse-A" sedative procedure before being terminated by Alpha-3 security team. Therefore the lethality of RPC-702 is not to be taken lightly.

The "Betelgeuse-A" and "Betelgeuse-B" sedative procedures was developed by Dr. ██████ ██████ and it is shown to be fully effective in countering RPC-702's adverse effects.

Addendum: This is a circulation intended for Level-1 personnel. Clearances requiring Level 2 or higher are required in order to view the redacted details.

Footnotes:

1. Abbreviation for Internet Archive.