Unlike his contemporaries Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, and Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme isn't a one-liner guy. If there's an exchange in a JCVD vehicle, it is one of fists or kicks or headbutts. The martial artist-turned-movie star is a man of few words and many undulating, hi-ya screams. Even when he takes a stab at authentic drama, like the On the Waterfront-esque Lionheart, his characters throat-rip their way out of despair. Van Damme was born to cause Van Damage. And we were born to watch.

The above video catalogues every kill from every Van Damme movie, spanning 1989's Cyborg to 2015's Pound of Flesh. It is bloody. It is unmerciful. It is Van Damme. There's nothing left to say: watch it—or prepare for a Belgian slap.

Matt Patches Senior Writer Patches is a Senior Writer at Esquire.com.

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