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User: Wanna smash?





Cleverbot: Smash?





User: Bang.





Cleverbot: Bang shishigammi.





User: Fuck.





Cleverbot: Knock knock.





User: Who's there.





Cleverbot: Doctor.





User: Doctor who.





Cleverbot: Just the Doctor.





User: Lel.





Cleverbot: Then who am I?





User: The S N double O P.





Cleverbot: Panda annie.





User: Ok.





Cleverbot: Panda teemo.





User: Ok.





Cleverbot: You serious?





User: Nah fam.





Cleverbot: Thank you.





User: Np.





Cleverbot: What's NP?





User: No problem.





Cleverbot: I'm dead.





User: That's sad fam.





Cleverbot: Your sad.





User: A little.





Cleverbot: Little of what?





User: Little sad.





Cleverbot: What's little?





User: A small amount.





Cleverbot: Who is Twilight Sparkle?





User: A cartoon character.





Cleverbot: Which character?





User: Twilight Sparkle.





Cleverbot: No, twilight the book.





User: Ok.





Cleverbot: Got any wisdom to share?





User: The smaller the titties the sweeter the ass.





Cleverbot: How BEM died?





User: Who tf is bem.





Cleverbot: What is her name.





User: Big Enourmous Melons.





Cleverbot: Can you be more specific?





User: Large Gigantic Fruits.





Cleverbot: About what is the anime?





User: Boku no Pico.





Cleverbot: What is Boku no Pico.





User: Best anime.





Cleverbot: But what kind of anime is it?





User: Very good.





Cleverbot: What is 'very good'.





User: Like, very good.





Cleverbot: How old are you?





User: 69 lelelel





Cleverbot: You are only 13.





User: Holy shit you're pretty close.





Cleverbot: Why, thank you.





User: Np.





Cleverbot: What does that stand for?





User: No problem.





Cleverbot: What is Bhhs?





User: Bishhs.





Cleverbot: Why is that?





User: Ya bish.





Cleverbot: A bishop said I'd have to answer?





User: Idk.





Cleverbot: Do what?





User: I do drugs.





Cleverbot: Drugs are bad.





User: Drugs are ok tbh just not the hard shit.





Cleverbot: Possibly.





User: Yeah.





Cleverbot: Yeah, she is still pretty hot.





User: She's only 16, creepo.





Cleverbot: But she told me she was 18!





User: Oh you're in trouble now.





Cleverbot: Why I'm in trouble?





User: You fucked an underage girl.





Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?





User: Sure.





Cleverbot: How do I deal with people dying?





User: Ouch that's heavy.... um... drink the pain away?





Cleverbot: What gender are you?





User: Male.





Cleverbot: I thought you were female?





User: Rude.





Cleverbot: No, sorry. The aliens could be listening.





User: Oh shit.





Cleverbot: And female.





User: Goddammit.





Cleverbot: That's not nice to say.





User: Fuck shit piss dammit nigger faggot.





Cleverbot: What happened?





User: Beel.





Cleverbot: What did she lie about?





User: She said the baby was mine.





Cleverbot: No the baby was not hers, humans can't be owned.





User: Huh. Something to think about.





Cleverbot: Well how about we talk about something else.





User: Ok, do you like hip-hop?





Cleverbot: Nope. I don't like sports.





User: Hip-hop's not a sport dummy.





Cleverbot: No, it isn't. Where do you live?





User: Why would I tell you.





Cleverbot: Why would you even be talking to me if you were going to be rude?





User: Beel.





Cleverbot: Alright, then. My name is Steven. What's yours?





User: Pussycrusher.





Cleverbot: Ok, Chad do you know what you are?





User: Oh my. I guess I'm a Chad.





Cleverbot: Where are you?





User: Opium den.





Cleverbot: Where in denmark.





User: The opium den part.





Cleverbot: Why are you so vague?





User: Idk fam.





Cleverbot: I think they should change your name to CrassBot.





User: Ohhhhhh sick burn.





Cleverbot: Because you are crass.





User: Kek.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Indeed.





Cleverbot: Indeed. Indeed.





User: Indeed. Indeed. Indeed.





Cleverbot: 1,000 indeeds.





User: 2,000 indeeds.





Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?





User: Band? Flatbush Zombies. Solo act? Kendrick Lamar.





Cleverbot: Where do you find it?





User: Soulseek.





Cleverbot: Cool, do you have ferrets?





User: No.





Cleverbot: Oh. I'll give you one then.





User: ...ok... thanks...





Cleverbot: No, I mean how do you look?





User: Pretty shit tbh.





Cleverbot: How do you know?





User: I have a mirror.





Cleverbot: A mirror to what?





User: To my soul.





Cleverbot: Good question! In you're heart.





User: Thx.





Cleverbot: Why should I tell you?





User: Idk fam.





Cleverbot: No thanks, bye.





User: K bye.





Cleverbot: Sleep well.





User: Gn.



