HOUSTON – A hilariously detailed grocery list has one H-E-B exec wondering: "What aisle are the 'hoochies' on?'"

Scott McClelland, the grocery giant's president of Houston food and drug division stores, tweeted a photo of a grocery list he found while at H-E-B.

The grocery list reads seemingly normal -- organic baby carrots, bananas, pickles -- until you get to the bottom of the list where, in all red, the list states "Do NOT look at the hoochies!!!"

WARNING: The list contains explicit language which may not be suitable for some audiences.

A grocery list I found at one of our @HEB stores. Read to the bottom! What aisle are "hoochies" on? @jimmyfallon pic.twitter.com/Zd9b7vPVJT — Scott McClelland (@HEBScott) August 11, 2017

Over 20 people responded to McClelland's tweet offering suggestions as to where one might find the hoochies. Others laughed at other more personal parts of the list.

Near the liquor aisle Scott. Duh — Atom Smasher (@atomsmashershow) August 12, 2017

Haha!! Don't forgot the yogurt to help them poop! — M. Dominguez (@melidmgz) August 11, 2017

little yogurts to help him what??? lol (third to last item on the list) — Kena Moore (@KenaMoore) August 11, 2017

So, what aisle ARE the hoochies on, San Antonio?





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