- She really did

NO. Not yet. Maybe not today, maybe not to--er, Friday, but someday, soon, and for the duration of a single commentary, I will say what I have to say on the subject of the absense of shirts and the dobule standards thereof.

Which leaves this commentary rather empty. Um... Hm. Something something something...

OH! An interesting "what if" though I had was "what if whenever the Angelic Tweeting Bird is in front of something that doesn't need to be covered, it BECOMES something that needs to be covered?" Like, if the bird flew through a perfectly innocent panel full of shirts, suddenly there WOULDN'T be shirts! IRONY!

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Well, it WOULD be ironic. I think. That's something future scholars can debate.