Newcastle UTD are to approach FIFA to change the rules that decide which team wins a football game.They feel that a greater number of goals is unfair and propose that a greater amount of:a) Shots on goaland/orb) Entertainment valueand/orc) Have your own nashun / airport / cathedral.. should be the decider as to which team wins a game.The worldwide respected and acclaimed journalist Lee "bong eyed" Ryder has thrown his considerable weight behind the campaign saying "Ya juts divvent understaaand maan. Toon Toon!" to which the FIFA representatives replied with "Eh?" and called for an ambulance worrying about a possible "bong eyed" stroke.Newcastle representatives also propose that if they deem a referee's decision does not support the thoughts of the football club he should immediately be stoned to death in the center circle.They also propose that if they lose a game, a new big bang should be triggered to spawn a new universe as if the game never happened. They have created two new websites www.SackTheUniverse.com and www.FuckQuantumMechanics.com which explore the metaphysical possibility that Newcastle Untied is the center of the universe, which is answered on the home page with a resounding "YES IT IS EINSTIEN, YOU JUST DIVVENT UNDERSTAND" in big letters. On a side note, it has been proposed that under these circumstances a new universe should be financed by a "rich awab"An immediate response from FIFA is expected soon when hell freezes over. Which is also the expected timeframe when Newcastle united will next win another major trophy and be better than local rivals Sunderland AFC.- Source me like