Stassi Schroeder has been losing more friends and isolating even more people lately as she spends her time on Vanderpump Rules complaining about SUR, the staff, and how she is soo above them all – and that’s exactly why boyfriend Patrick Meagher doesn’t appear with her on her lame reality show. Lisa Vanderpump is gonna love this latest comment…

Other than lambasting SUR nonstop, Stassi mooches around her “grownup” LA apartment and raves about her mysteriously absent boyfriend Patrick, purchased from the Kenya Moore Kollection of IMANginary Boyfriends. Stassi defends her relationship and her reasons for keeping her boyfriend away from SUR – he’s got a real job and everyone there is embarrassing. Including Stassi? Who doesn’t have a real job, dresses like a depressed Golden Girl, and seems to have left her brain in NYC replacing it with over-inflated ego.

“I keep him separate from my job. He has nothing to do with it. It’s not his thing,” Stassi explained. “It’s really important to have things be very separate.”

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“Why would he have anything to do with this show? He’s a wonderfully kind 36-year-old professional with a great job and great head on his shoulders. He’s not SUR material. It wouldn’t make sense,” Stassi insists. “I want to protect him.” Protect him from what? Kristen Doute‘s drunken come-ons, or everyone revealing the truth about what a horrible person Stassi is and all the horrible things she has done in the past – way before VPR came into the picture?!

Stassi insists their relationship is super happy, and they are planning to get married. “ “It’s as serious as it can get. If tomorrow he proposed, I would be ready. We don’t feel the need to experience more of life. We’re settled,” Stassi tells Wetpaint. “I don’t need to meet new people.” More like new people don’t want to meet YOU!

“I don’t need to go out. I don’t need to be wild. We’re at a point where we’re really comfortable with our lives and the way it is,” Stassi continued. “I can’t imagine being single and I can’t imagine not having him.”

And despite recent pregnancy rumors, which Stassi attributed to “love pounds,” she says they are in no rush for babies. “We’ve decided in five years it would be a good time to have a baby.” Yeah, because once you have a baby it stops being all about you!

True Confession time: I have a close friend who is actually friends with Stassi’s boyfriend, who is an awesome funny guy. Apparently Stassi acts totally different around him – almost demure and shy – and many in the friend group feel she is putting on an act, even though Patrick reportedly wanted to meet Stassi based on her behavior on Vanderpump Rules. Reportedly that is why Stassi keeps Patrick separate from the SUR crowd – she pretends to him that she’s acting on the show but her real personality is the sweet, domestic good-girl who is above drama. Also, Patrick despises reality TV and refuses to sell-out his relationship for TV time.

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