The Detroit News editorial board recently endorsed libertarian presidential nominee and former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson. This was the first time in the newspaper's 143 years that it endorsed a nominee other than that of the Republican Party.

Below is a fictional transcript of the editorial board interview with Johnson and a post-meeting discussion with Detroit News editorial page editor Nolan Finley and deputy editor Ingrid Jacques. It likely mirrors how many Americans are approaching this year's election:

Editorial Board Interview

Nolan Finley: Gov. Johnson, in the past, you were asked to share your thoughts about Aleppo. The result was an embarrassing mark on your campaign. We'd like to give you another opportunity to respond. Can you tell us what you think about Aleppo? Gov. Johnson: What is a giraffid artiodactyl. Although it bears striped markings reminiscent of zebras, it is most closely related to the giraffe.

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Finley: Uhm no, I think you're referring to an Okapi. Aleppo is a city in Syria, tragically mired in civil war. And just as a quick reminder, this is just a friendly meeting where we ask you questions. It's not Jeopardy, so you don't need to phrase your answers in the form of a question. Ingrid Jacques: Now that we've clarified the rules, maybe we could try a different question related to foreign policy. Something that's easier. Perhaps you could just name one foreign leader that you respect. Gov. Johnson: Foreign leaders. Um, Okapi, no, shoot, I already said that one. Stupid, Gary! I, well… Jacques: Any name. A name of someone who once served as a leader of another country. Ever. Anytime. Gov. Johnson: What is a raccoon? Vice presidential running mate Bill Weld: Gary, you're funny! Clearly he means the former President of Mexico – Gov. Johnson: Who is Señor Raccoon? Weld: – Vicente Fox. Finley: Governor, we've been very excited about your stance on international trade – you have a free market view and advocate passing the Trans-Pacific Partnership. Can you tell us more about your thoughts on the value of open markets? Johnson: Aw, this chalupa is cold already. Can I get some hot sauce? WAIT! I mean, "What is can I get some hot sauce for my chalupa?" Finley: Governor, once again – oh forget it. Can someone get the governor some hot sauce? Johnson: You know I haven't smoked weed in nearly 8 weeks. Jacques: No kidding. You'd never guess.

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Post meeting discussion