Licked whipped cream off the chests of two buxom women at a Leukemia Society luncheon. 2008 Libertarian Party presidential candidate and former GOP rep Bob Barr. (Libertarian) 1 of 10

Quote: “I learned to earn because I’m righteous.” Eric B. & Rakim, “Paid in Full.” (Rapper) 2 of 10

Quote: “So you think that money is the root of all evil? Have you ever asked what is the root of money?” Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged. (Libertarian) 3 of 10

Indicted in 2009 for failure to pay taxes for three years, accused of treating his nonprofit “like a personal ATM.” Bill Sizemore, Oregon anti-tax activist and former gubernatorial candidate. (Libertarian) 4 of 10

At press time, the IRS was dogging him for owing $6.6 million in back taxes. Death Row Records cofounder Suge Knight. (Rapper) 5 of 10

Favored article of bling: gold dollar-sign pin. Ayn Rand (Libertarian) 6 of 10

Quote: “Cash rules everything around me.” Answer: Wu-Tang Clan, “C.R.E.A.M.” (Rapper) 7 of 10

Quote: “America needs fewer laws, not more prisons.” Answer: James Bovard, Lost Rights. (Libertarian) 8 of 10

Shocked fans with his 2008 release, “Legalize All Drugs.” Answer: John Stossel. (Libertarian) 9 of 10