Dear and tender Matt,

I have not written to you for many years and i must admit that is a feeling that i miss a lot.

As you can see in this picture, I am now a woman

Yes, I am a professor in a large business school

The reason i am writing this time is a little different from our old erotic letters. I would like to share with you a heavy secret that haunts my life and which, by dint of echoing in my heart, asks to be revealed to you.

In December 2007, when we met at the Spike TV’s Video Game Awards and finished in this shabby hotel room to make love and watching episodes of South park, I told you that i had taken a contraceptive pill but … it was not true.

Moment of love — 2007

As you can now suspect by reading these words, i gave birth the 25th May 2008 (prematurely) two beautiful twins. These are your sons. Pepitchy and Scrapetchy (Lord kek pray for them) will celebrate soon to be 9 years old and I would like as much for them as for us, that you can openly acknowledge your paternity on them.

Be Proud ! They are actors

Certainly, they does not possess your beautiful face, but they have in them all the subtlety of your personality.

I know all the bad things about growing up without benevolence of a father, that is why you must openly send them your love so that they can become men in their turn.

Just a tweet, a picture with you or an appearance in an episode would suffice amply.

Let’s be clear, I’m not asking you for a pension food and balance,

i would ask you to not to exercise paternity in the legal sense of the term on

them. Above all, they need to grow in a stable environment.

Tenderly,

Miss Pepe

PS: Forgive me to Mrs. Groening and your children if this revelation causes a certain disturbance in your family. May your marriage grow out and grow robust.

P.S 2: If you are eager to have a picture of them, let me know and I will explain how join this wonderful community. In the meantime i lets you learn more about the culture of your childs :

https://telegram.me/rarepepetradergroup

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