Navy physician Ronnie Jackson conducted Donald Trump’s annual physical last week. On Tuesday, Jackson gave a press conference at the White House and a member of the press asked him about the December event during which Trump’s speech became slurred. Jackson’s response was … it will … good Lord, why?

I had given the president some medication—specifically some Sudafed—over the days previous and I think I had inadvertently dried up his secretions a little but more than I intended to.

This is a bipartisan issue: The public doesn’t need official updates about Barack Obama’s secretions either. And we’ve definitely already heard enough for one lifetime about Bill Clinton’s—am I right, late-night talk show hosts?

In summary: No! Gross!