The Daily Pennsylvanian, the student body newspaper at the University of Pennsylvania did a little digging into the archives at Donald J. Trump’s alma mater and turned up little evidence that he did much of anything noteworthy at the school.

You may recall, if you have been listening to the rolling shitshow that is American politics over the past year or so that Donald Trump is the best. The Best. At Everything. Always. And don’t you forget it.

Specifically he has pointed out that he graduated from Penn’s Wharton School (It’s really the best school. The best.) and that makes him “a very smart guy.” Furthermore he has stated in the past that he got very good marks, graduated at the top of the class, had the best hair, was the most good-looking, and bedded the nubile-est co-eds, yadda yadda yadda.

Well, the Pennsylvanian examined the records and found that Trump’s name did not appear on the Dean’s List, so he didn’t rank in the top 15 percent of his class. Moreover, they talked to some of his classmates who found him not-so-intellectual, ambitious and focused on his dad’s burgeoning real estate business.

People change soooo much over the years.

At this point it is probably fair to consider Trump’s reported academic record according to him to be exactly as credible as the reports that his “doctor” provided that indicated that a 70-year-old, fat, orange, Kentucky Fried Chicken-enthusiast, would be “the healthiest individual ever elected to the Presidency.”

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