JEEZ. I thought I was done with this, but then I read this truly horrible, insulting article on Salon today: www.salon.com/2016/06/02/make_… Sneaky title, too. Clearly, anyone who doesn't like the shitty new Ghostbusters movie is gonna vote for Trump, am I right? And it's just another overwrought thinkpiece seeking to pathologize those who are refusing to swallow a horrible corporate cash-grab simply because there's some sort of feminist angle at play. Let's imagine for a moment that the shoe was on the other foot......Hollywood announces that a remake of "Pretty Woman" will be released in 2016. Fans of the original Julia Roberts/Richard Gere blockbuster express interest, although many question why it's being remade at all. "The original still holds up, it's not even that old at this point," many say. Some are openly skeptical, calling it another cynical remake.Then the trailer is released, to overwhelming negative reaction. The new "Pretty Woman" appears to be a loud, crass bro-comedy staring Seth Rogen as a charmingly clumsy tech millionaire and Dane Cook playing his obnoxious best friend. We see these two jokey dudebros celebrating the success of their hot new dating app by going to strip clubs, drinking, partying, and nuzzling their faces into the jiggling cleavage of strippers. Seth Rogen ends up making out with a really hot woman played by Kate Upton, they end up in bed together, he wakes up smiling and happy... he wants to see her again, of course, because they just had riotously great sex, he tells her he might even be in love with her -- and then, blam, she reveals that she's a hooker! Later, playa!Hilarity!We're treated to a rapid-fire montage of shots of Kate Upton, professional hooker, grinding on random men and teasing her mouth with a large sex toy, while Seth and Dane discuss this turn of events and make some lame sex jokes. "Dude, you don't marry a hooker, broski! You're supposed to have five minutes of fun then kick them out the door!""Five minutes? Umm, it was more like an hour, maybe two..."(skeptical look) Sure, bro, whatever you say..."It's utterly cringeworthy.The rest of the trailer shows Seth smiling uncomfortably while dating a boring "nice" girl. His stern mother walking in on him having wild sex with Kate Upton. Dane Cook and the rest of the dudebros telling him over and over, bro, think about what you're doing! She's a filthy sexy hooker! No one will respect you if you marry her!(More shots of wild strip clubs, booze, sex toys, Kate Upton banging two guys in the back of a Lamborghini!)The trailer ends with a shot of Seth Rogen, his pants around his ankles, frantically shuffling down a crowded New York street screaming "BUT I LOVE HER!!!" while a raucous rap-rock take on the original Roy Orbison classic blares. PRETTY WOMAN WALKIN' DOWN DA STREET, PRETTY WOMAN OH YEAH MAMA THAT SWEET YEEEAAAH!!!!The trailer for the new "Pretty Woman" receives a record number of dislikes on Youtube.Fans of the original -- which are mostly, but not all women -- express their distaste."This looks awful. They've ruined a classic. I will not be seeing this awful, awful movie."The backlash is strong enough that the studio starts to panic. A second trailer is rushed onto the internet, slightly less offensive than the first, focusing more on the "love story" aspect of the movie. The blogosphere comes alive with articles defending the film. Male writers reach the consensus that there can't be a problem with the movie itself, it looks fine, surely it will be another quality piece of work from Seth Rogen, who has done good work in the past in "Neighbors" and "The Interview." It's impossible to judge "Pretty Woman" by the trailer, you have to see the entire film on opening day and then render a verdict. Women who are down on this movie must be angry, sexless, radical feminists who are so psychologically broken that they just get ANGRY when they see men having a good time. How sad for them! And yet, the backlash persists. More and more articles are written. Again, the film cannot be the issue, so we have to find out what is so horribly wrong with these damaged women, these 35 year-old woman-babies, so warped by nostalgia that they refuse to see what looks like a fine, fun comedy! Oh, they just hate men, and they're all jealous because Kate Upton is more attractive then they are.The people who don't like the new film say "it's not that, it just looks like a really, really shitty movie. The original was a charming, romantic Cinderella story, this new one looks like nothing but dick and boob jokes..."Nope. We're not buying it. See the entire movie, because the part in the trailer where Dane Cook is stuffing hot dogs into a stripper's g-string? That's just one gag, and you can't judge the entire film on that alone. You hate men and are jealous of Kate Upton. It is known, it has been decided. Case closed.This is what fans of the original Ghostbusters are going through.