An Australian scientist has recently come out with his findings from a survey of the remaining 200 worldwide blackberry users with interesting results.

Of the 200 users it was found that 98% were below the minimum IQ requirements of a mentally adequate human being.

These findings coincide with already existing reports of emails being received from blackberry users purely stating “Hurrr Durrr” occasinally followed by a “Derp”

It was also found that if the blackberry device was removed from the test subject the subject would go into a fit of rage, screaming like a baby without his pascifier until the device is given back to them at which point the test subjects continued to attempt to figure out the ass backwards as fuck operating system.

There is a silver lining to this heart touching story. The australian government are in talks about setting up a concession system for blackberry users to relieve them of some of their stress due to their constant suffering. I’ll pray for them.