Ricky and I returned to Xfm as conquering heroes and hosted a Saturday radio show. You could hear this in several sandwich shops.

A man called Karl Pilkington was appointed as our producer. He quickly dominated the show with his idiotic ramblings, including such classics as:

"You'll never see an old person eating a Twix”

"You won't get anything done by planning."

"People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends. If the drug's an aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?"

"What are those things in that film Gremlins called?"

"I saw a bee have a heart attack..."