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A small overview of Chris's purchases on eBay.

“ I recived an empty envelope. ” Feedback on a bootleg Pokémon game Chris sold in March 2018.

eBay is an online auction site that Chris used from May 2001 to June 2019. During that time, Chris regularly purchased and sold stuff on the website.

Chris is currently suspended from eBay, due to poor seller performance.

Chris as a buyer

Chris bought a number of My Little Pony action figures from the site. His many eBay purchases helped Chris accumulate a debt of $2,000 on his credit card.

During the Megan Saga, Megan often got Chris to buy her stuff — pictures of World War II Wehrmacht soldiers, anime CDs, Sailor Moon paraphernalia — from eBay, probably because she didn't have a credit card herself. In an email from 2007, Megan revealed the nature of the transactions, offering to repay Chris with "cash and or unneeded goodies",[1] though it seems in some cases Chris would buy things as gifts for her.

According to his feedback history as of 31 March 2010, he spent $12.97 on God of War III The Forgotten Warrior Skin Code for PS3 and $9.99 for a God of War III Apollo In Game Skin Code. On 1 September 2010, he spent $30 on a ModNation Racers Ratchet & Clank Mod. To put that in perspective, he could have bought the PSP version of ModNation Racers with that money, which he already did.[2] The Ratchet & Clank Mod was later released on the PSN for merely $2.[3] Most recently, however, Chris purchased a Lego Friends promotional display stand for $30.[2] Lego Friends is a series of Lego aimed at preteen girls, as evidenced by its general kiddiness and ease of assembly.

After being MIA on eBay for 2 years, he came back in late 2012 as a seller. A new noteworthy feedback was the Skylanders Giants Wii Bundle Pack plus Bonus, which he sold for $165.

Immediately after listing and successfully selling various drawings (including the Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing) and multiple autographed photos in early July 2014, Chris bought several Lego minifig parts on eBay.[2]

In 2015, Chris has shown himself to be an avid consumer of Amiibo, which he buys from eBay scalpers at around $30 a pop. Chris seems to be going for a complete collection of Amiibo. In spite of the implied financial troubles that come with legal difficulties and having your home rebuilt from the Ground-Up, trolls noted that Chris bought a $30 Lego minifigure and hundreds of dollars in Lego sets; the typical spending spree for Chris ends in about $600 of tugboat being forked over to various eBayers in exchange for second-hand toys.

In 2016, Chris switched his interests from Amiibos to Transformers, spending hundreds of dollars on acquiring new figures, despite being neck-deep in the Financhu Crisis.

On 8 September 2016, he spent $62.64 to buy a Titans Returns: Optimus Prime figure. He left feedback on the item, stating, "It was opened, and it was missing one wheel." Oddly, he still rated the transaction positive[4].

Chris as a seller

Notice the wonderful pile of dishes. Who wouldn't want to buy something from this house?

History

Since late 2008, when the Chris-Chan phenomenon became more widely known, people used Chris's eBay account as a means to troll him. They would bid on his auction, not pay, and then leave lulzy negative feedback.

Early in 2009, Chris tried to stop this form of trolling by changing his eBay name to "jesusguidesme2", and deleting information from his account: it didn't work. The account went dormant in September 2010, but became active again around August 2012.

On 22 June 2015, Chris opened a second, concurrent eBay account, pristinechristine1982: according to his Facebook announcement in June 2015, pristinechristine1982 was created to "start fresh on my selling limits and all".

eBay does not allow users to create additional accounts to avoid buying and selling restrictions or limits,[5] but Chris was able to buy and sell items without notable issues until being suspended on 16 June 2019.

On 2 September 2015, Chris announced on Facebook that he was moving from eBay to Etsy, stating that Etsy was easier to use, but after losing his Etsy shop in June 2016,[6] Chris returned to eBay as a seller, by listing Pokémon cards in July 2016.

2008-2013 listings

Around September 2009, Chris, in a rare display of monetary wisdom, sold two of his awful guitars. While not the autistic magnum opus we know as that Gitar of Fail, "Meatwad's Shredwad" shows off Chris's disregard for copyright and his fail art in one fell stroke. It's perfectly okay for Chris to sell his crappy fake Aqua Teen Hunger Force merch, but none of those slanderous trolls can do the exact same goddamn thing with Sonichu products. He also sold his Gibson model controller, which was covered in stickers. Someone purchased both controllers for a ridiculous $90.99, plus $6 for shipping.

He also sold a Bumblebee 2008 Concept Camaro claiming that it was unopened, which wasn't true.

On 18 September 2013, Chris returned to eBay and tried to sell the "kre-o micro changers Series 1, 12 piece set complete" collection for $65.

2014-2015 listings

Bob's Straduarius Violin

Model plane kit

Original Drawings

Autographed Photos

Commissions

Jazz Marathon CDs

Medallions

Sonichu Amiibo

2016 listings

Main article: 2016 Sales Listings

Christian Weston Chandler's Birthday Pikachu Sweepstakes Winner Card

Base Set Charizard Holo, No Shadow

Error Misprinted Jungle Electrode, First Edition

Aladdin VHS Black Diamond The Classics

2017 listings

Main article: 2017 Sales Listings

Bob's stamp collection

Chris's stamp album

Sonic Totem

Sonichu drawings from 2014

The Classic shirt

2018 listings

Main article: 2018 Sales Listings

Chris Chan’s Very First Pokemon Card With Companion Autographed Nintendo Power

Collection Of Old Promo Pokemon Cards From Chris Chan, Herself

lot of 150+ old rare pokemon cards from Chris Chan, Herself

Binder of UFS cards

Trashed Sonichu 14 pages

Pile of bootleg games

Sailor Moon ticket

Cole's comic collection

Pokéwalker

Game Boy w/ Tetris

Cole's stuff (old homework, awards, KISS memorabilia)

Art 101 set

Wiimote

Lesbian pride flag

Korean church Bible

Teal hair dye bottle

Transformers

Amnyfest Ring

Wii U fit meter

Lot of 32 porn drawings, including pieces of ShecameforCWC

Extra Sonichu license plate

Celebrity Visit From Christine Weston Chandler

Apple iPhone 6s

Nine cards from The Wall of Originals

Autographed Johnny Cash photo

TMG 2015 signed poster

Sonichu standee

Framed Chris autographed photos, including JULAY! and Ian Brandon Anderson variants

TooManyGames Autographed Poster - Chris Chan And YouTubers

Extra large throw blanket

Chris Chan Autograph Card - Just The card

Chris Chan Autograph Card - WITH Autograph, including Pickle and Badbear variant

Rosechu standee

Barb's autographed photos/posters/Snorlax plush

Sonichu Through the Years poster

Blankets

Autographed Fanta Orange can

Disco ball

Bob's lighter

Bob's stamp album

M&M candy dispensers

2019 listings

Main article: 2019 Sales Listings

M&M candy dispenser

Old pair of shoes (with painted on Sonichu colors for zapping to the extreme)

Four pre-1964 American coins (perhaps one of the first items Chris has ever sold to have an actual intrinsic value, given the dates of all the coins, plus the silver content of the Mercury dime)

Throw blankets

Set of Sonichu books (a replacement for Patreon, since he'd been bleeding subscribers on that platform for failing to ship)

At this point, Chris's seller account was restricted for poor performance and all his listings cancelled by eBay.

Suspension of Chris's eBay

Chris's seller account rated at an abysmally low 85%, and the negative feedback it had accummulated.

Chris's response to his eBay account getting nuked.

On 16 June 2019, Chris's eBay account was restricted. A likely reason for this was Chris's failure to ship out items to his buyers on time or at all. When they did arrive, they would often be damaged due to poor packaging (a purchaser received an item in two boxes duct taped together stuffed with trash as "packaging". Chris had an approval rating of 85% on eBay prior to his removal. For those unfamiliar with the eBay rating system, a sub-90% rating for a seller is extremely poor. An 85% approval rating means 1.5 out of 10 customers were unsatisfied with how the item shipped. The loss of his eBay marketplace deals yet another huge blow to his monthly income, as he had already lost his Etsy shop for similar reasons.

Three days later, Chris confirmed that his eBay was restricted. He claimed "I don't need a listing", trying to get fans to donate money directly to him in exchange for items. Of course, any one who would attempt such a deal does so at their own risk since they wouldn't have buyer protection like eBay offered.

See also