Have you ever shoplifted?

Oh yeah, I used to shoplift a lot. There was a mall near my house that had all these expensive jeans that were like $150 each. I’d go in there with some baggy pants on and put three pairs on in the dressing room. I literally used to pay my rent with that.

Ever get caught?

I’d moved back in with my parents – I was a teenager at the time – and my mom found some of the tags from the jeans I’d stolen. She took me to the department store and said they could arrest me if they wanted to. They said no.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?

I worked in a Subway when I was sixteen. That was really bad. I was joking with a friend that if I made enough money, I’d buy that Subway and burn it down.

What would you want written on your tombstone?

What’s the last thing I’d say in the world? Maybe “Boo-ya”?

Who’s your favourite person to follow on Instagram?

This rapper Plies is probably my favourite. He does a thing called “Sweet Pwussy Saturday”. You gotta look it up.