Ohhhhhh I get it now. This barely legible picture is where they are getting the dark make up and choker thing from!

Just as well I have seen this one before so I know what the text says. For those who haven't seen it :

“I want a goth gf”

their crush vs what goth is

Kind of accurate though it assumes all goths go all extreme all the time. I get the point of that meme but it isn’t done well. And it isn’t just trad goth gatekeepers who would like this meme. It is ruined by shrinking it within another meme so you can’t read it. The point is lost yet again meme creator.

We Can Rebuild Him, We Have The Memeology

I have de-constructed and torn the original meme apart. That is fun and all but the question lingers of “Can you do any better, Joe?”

Why yes. Yes I can. But I am going to have to rebuild it from the ground up.

The only thing I am keeping is the Gothquisition bit. But I am going to change it and use something else from The Gothquisition.

As trad goth is not even a real thing that exists I am going to replace it with something that does. Or at least a word people love to throw around. You people who know my work already know what that word is. I was on the Cemetery Confessions episode talking about it, I have a meme page with that word in the title.

E L I T I S T !

I am going to call this meme “Obnoxious Elitist Gatekeeping Goth Starter Pack”

Now I need some pictures to flesh it out. Lets start with The Gothquisition one I mentioned :