1. save about $20k

2. take a year off

3. visit every sperm bank in the world

4. donate as much sperm as humanly possible for the whole year

5. wait 20 years

6. launch a word-wide campaign advertising that all 20 years old sperm donor babies get DNA checked to find out if they're your child

7. throw fat party and invite all 3 thousand of your kids

yeah it's really that easy. oh, and don't forget your robe, top hat, and pimp cane - these are essential.