Original Air date: June 3rd, 2019

Caption: This one starts gross and gets grosser. Proof that if we are loosing our taste and tact with age. Scoopmail and Jock Vs Nerd.

Running time: 1:35 (95 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt reports that there were a large number of people that thinks they are interested in the Japanese sperm-collecting machine. Jacob requests that someone sends them a sperm-collector and imitates the sound that it made. Paul just wants the money. This is the source of the episode title.

The hosts have a Sweathouse conversation about working on a car.

The hosts have a conversation about a hypothetical snail that will constantly pursue you and you'll die if it touches you.

The hosts talk about a story where a couple has an issue with the size of one partner's poop.

Jacob tells a story about a couple that gets engaged at Absinthe.

The hosts talk about the gnats and humidity in Vegas. The Vegas parking and weather jingle is played.

The hosts talk about parody law and what they could turn into a parody legally for the upcoming comedy album. There is a coming VIP recording from South By So Wasted to be posted on the Patreon feed.

Scoopmail Edit

XGDFalcon sends in a Wait, he did what?? about person that he knew in High School that murdered someone.

Neil talks about getting mosquito bitten on his balls while having sex at a state park.

Scoopy Ramone saw a person that stole an Ice Cream truck and sold the ice cream and he knew the person.

The Satanic Scoop says to fuck Apple because his media is not available to go from his computer to his phone.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The hunt for balls theme is played. Darth Scooper sends in a Jock vs. Nerd.

Characters and Bits Edit