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05/12/12(Sat)19:06 No.19082464 So, Patrick does anything BUT the rational thing and starts punching with his off hand. God of Evil gets pissy and incinerates the other one, leavin' old Pat with two stumps. "NOW BOW, YOU WHELP!" he roars. Patrick casually glances at his two missing arms and does the reasonable thing.



Nah, again I'm messin' with you. This is Patrick we're talking about. Pat headbutts the fucker and takes out the rest of his Godly front teeth. God is beyond pissed now, and is more insistent on getting rid of this elf than he is in satisfying his ego and just wills Patrick out of existence.



Poof, gone.



Nothing's stopping him now. Party's either dying or willed out of existence, so he starts spreading those all-too-familiar black clouds across the globe. Blocking out the sun, initiating a thousand years of darkness and hate and all that and-- well wait a minute, what's that?



Rummaging through the wounded Mage's belongings is a little red-haired girl, eyes red with tears. And out of it she pulls... a scroll of Wishing!



Party couldn't decide what to do with it. Everyone wanted to do something crazy, from infinite wealth to bringing back Mary to wiping evil from the face of the Earth. In the end, the Mage just kept it, since any wish they made could go horribly wrong.



But that little girl, on the verge of the apocalypse? She wishes for the one thing a little girl wishes for when everything seems lost. She wants her father back.