Singular Sexual Spice For Men



You’ve probably been jacking off for many, many years now.

You probably started feeling your penis and testes for the

pleasurable sensations it created before you even knew the

proper words for them. You probably think you know

everything there is to know about pleasing yourself. Maybe

you do, but then again, maybe you don’t.



I don’t even HAVE a penis (not counting those on loan or the

ones that can go through the dishwasher) but I’ve talked to a

lot of folks who do. It turns out that many men do the same

things time and again to get off. It’s not that men don’t have

rich imaginations – they certainly do! It’s not that men are

afraid to try new things – many are not. It’s just that human

beings of all sorts tend to get stuck in ruts particularly when

they discover something that works. There’s nothing wrong

with taking comfort in jacking off like you did as a boy but

there’s something to be said for variety.



I’ve made a list of some fun things you might try - alone or

with a playmate – to spice up your self-loving. Don’t stop

there, use these ideas as a springboard for your own fanciful

explorations.



* Invest in a pair of satin or silk women’s panties and a satin

sheet set. If you’re too shy to buy women’s underwear, buy

yourself some silky or satiny boxer shorts. Make your bed

with the satin sheets and pillowcases. Put on the silk or satin

underpants. Lie face down and slide around on the silky

sheets, focusing on the sensations this causes in your penis.

You can also lay the pillows on the bed and hump them either

just by rubbing your cock across the top of them or by

removing the underwear, squeezing the satin clad pillows

together and fucking the space between them.



* Fold a blanket and roll it up like a sleeping bag or jelly

donut, tying it with a belt, cord, and necktie or whatever to

keep it rolled. Squish a generous dollop of lube inside a

sandwich baggie. Put the baggie on your penis, stroking to

cover it well with lube. Holding the baggie over your penis,

now fuck the rolled up blanket.



* Find a nice, large, ripe banana. Wash it with hot soapy

water being careful to rinse it very well. Cut off the stem end

of the banana with a sharp knife and squeeze out the

contents, leaving the slippery skin for you to penetrate. For

extra sensation you can warm the banana by putting it in a

pitcher of hot water for several minutes before cutting it open.



* Make some stove top pudding as per the directions pouring

it into a plastic cup to set. Cover the top with two or three

layers of plastic wrap and secure it with a rubber band. Allow

the pudding to cool to a safe temperature. Pop a small hole

in the plastic wrap with your fingers, gently expanding it to just

smaller than your penis. Now apply a condom and fuck the

cup. For variation you could use cooked pasta instead of

pudding.



* Wrap a string of beads around your hand, using cheap ones

like the kind they give out at Mardi Gras. Apply lots of lube to

your penis and slide your beaded hand gently along the

shaft. Alternatively, you could skip the lube and wrap your

hand with a silk scarf or other slick material over the beads

and then jack off.



* You can also simply explore different tactile sensations. Try

masturbating with a fur mitten or a pair of latex gloves on.

Touch yourself with silk scarves, satin pillowcases or panties,

faux fur, Vellux blankets, velvet fabric, or a washcloth

moistened with lube. The possibilities are endless.



Try treating yourself the way you’d treat a partner – with

creativity, passion, and lust – and you’ll reap the rewards of

delicious self-pleasure.





