This is my second year doing Secret Santa. I'm not an expert on Secrets or Santa, and inferably Secret Santa, but my perception of the "About Me" page was used to give your Secret Santa some ideas so they could run with one of them... Not all of them!

When I got the box I spent like 5 minutes trying to open it. But it was so so so so worth it! I couldn't imagine what I'd find inside!

The pictures should show the chronological secret santa adventure I took opening them one by one. Every gift was wrapped individually with To: Dan From: Santa attached. AMAZING!

1) A Nashville Predators blanket which already let me know that this Santa actually read my list and was serious about Secret Santa.

2) A weirdly shaped object which turned out to be... A FISH BOWL. AND A FISH! sort of. I told my Santa that my fish had just died but don't get me any fish-- she taunted me with the note pictured and taught me a new rule of Reddit. But now I have a fish without the mess! RIP real fish still but this one isn't a bad transition!

3) A stocking filled with... CANDY! I didn't write I like candy on my About Me, but she took a chance lol. Grand slam on the hershey kisses.

4) Am I still opening gifts? Law School in a Box! While it offers itself as a replacement for real law school, I think I'll still plan on going to law school... But it had me laughing!

5) A Law School Confidential book. Wow this Santa really listened to me! Already turning the pages--jk, it's winter break. I'm watching my mechanical fake fish swim lol

6) A Knicks calendar! Yes I know the knicks are terrible, but they're my team. Now I will have a great place to keep track of when their next losses will be!

7) Finally when I thought I was done, I saw one more box with a Pied Piper shirt from one of my favorite shows, Silicon Valley. That was just amazing. Wearing it ASAP.

As if the first 1 or 2 gifts weren't enough, opening each and every gift just got more incredible. It's amazing to see how much my Santa read and the effort she put in. While it may be taken for grantide by some, I'm equally impressed by the effort to wrap each and every gift. That's some serious commitment.

Thank you so much. I would say I'm going to go use my gift now, but I still can't decide which to use first. I'll probably just eat all the candy, pass out under the blanket in my new shirt, wake up to the sound of a mechanical fish (it makes a weird noise when it's swimming), and then feel guilty enough to start reading the law school stuff. Oh and knicks calendar. Also had to fit that in somewhere.

Thank you so much Santa!!! You're literally the best!!!!