Meet the Most Deranged Sorority Girl You'll Ever See

It's Greek Week at the University of Maryland. During Greek Week, fraternities and sororities team up to socialize, do community service projects, and generally improve the image of their organizations (because everyone wants to be popular, right?). Well, the Director of Greek Week of Delta Gamma didn't think her sorority sisters were performing well enough. What's the natural response to this? Why, tear them a new one in a vicious, profanity-laden email, of course!