WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local chippy has all but confirmed that he purchases prohibited supplements on his job site today.

Sitting down for a late lunch with a couple of other blokes, Brixen Watts did so by revealing his new miniature water cooler.

The water bottles are often associated with gym bros who like to throw weights down as loudly as possible, wear stringlets, take huge amounts of time to complete relatively short exercises and glare at themselves in the mirror while twisting around and flexing.

Ripping into his chicken breast and rice, the aspiring bodybuilder displayed the signifier of hectic pre-workouts and 6 day a week gym sessions to the rest of the site.

“Haha fuck off,” he laughed at the self-described intellectual of the site, local sparky and prescription glasses wearer Matt Wilson.

“I drink a lot of water ya dumb cunt,” he said after a couple more barbs about where he buys his supplements which were banned at least 3 or 4 years ago.

The huge water bottle that holds far more water than anyone in a major centre needs between visits to a tap is not a big deal according to the carpenter.

“How bout you fucking actually clean up after yourself,” he fired back at the electrician trying to deflect from the building jabs.

“Haha that’s right,” he then continued after a few more pile ins and stayed silent until the conversation moved on.