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00:00 - 00:03 The tournament has begun.

00:04 - 00:05 FPO lead card is ready.

00:05 - 00:07 They're teeing off here.

00:08 - 00:12 We're just waiting for the video crew.

00:12 - 00:15 They should be right here.

00:17 - 00:19 I assume CCDG and Jomez are here.

00:19 - 00:21 They'll broadcast it.

00:24 - 00:26 Mr. Dodge...

00:27 - 00:28 You told them...

00:31 - 00:33 You told them to go fuck themselves.

00:34 - 00:36 You told them we'd film it.

00:53 - 00:58 If you support CCDG or Jomez on Patreon, please leave the room.

01:13 - 01:15 People say, "We love CCDG and Jomez."

01:15 - 01:17 "They're helping grow the sport."

01:18 - 01:23 Who even watches disc golf on YouTube?!

01:25 - 01:28 Losers, that's who!

01:29 - 01:31 Not winners like Steve Dodge!

01:31 - 01:34 What the fuck are we going to do?

01:34 - 01:37 I know! Go get Nate Sexton.

01:37 - 01:40 We'll have him do commentary.

01:40 - 01:42 Mr. Dodge, Nate Sexton isn't here.

01:42 - 01:46 Why isn't Nate Sexton here?

01:46 - 01:48 Mr. Dodge, because of you.

01:48 - 01:52 Why don't you just shove a Sexybird up my ass?!

01:53 - 01:54 A swirly one!

01:56 - 01:57 Nate Sexton isn't here.

01:57 - 02:00 Jonathan Gomez isn't here.

02:00 - 02:03 Ian Anderson isn't here.

02:04 - 02:08 Terry Miller isn't here.

02:08 - 02:13 What are we supposed to do?!

02:14 - 02:16 All we have is one 14.4k modem

02:17 - 02:21 and a dial-up connection to AOL.

02:27 - 02:29 We'll film it with flip phones.

02:30 - 02:34 And enormous VHS camcorders from the 90s.

02:34 - 02:36 I'll carry a generator to power everything.

02:41 - 02:42 I'll show them.

02:43 - 02:47 Steve Dodge doesn't need a great internet connection.

02:48 - 02:53 Steve Dodge doesn't need flight tracker or slowmez.

02:54 - 02:56 Steve Dodge doesn't need 100k subscribers.

02:56 - 02:59 We'll make CCDG and Jomez look like amatures.

03:00 - 03:02 I'll make sure they never do disc golf videos again!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry. CCDG is releasing the Bloom soon.

03:14 - 03:16 I've made our bed.

03:19 - 03:23 Now we must lie in it.

03:25 - 03:26 And use the sheets...

03:31 - 03:33 ...as a background for commentary.

03:40 - 03:46 I hope Val Jenkins and Nate Doss can get us out of this mess.

03:46 - 03:49 They're our only hope.