"Don't waste my time."

-Okay, here's my book.

"Why is it stained?"

-It was that way when I took it.

"You are obviously lying."

-And you have a book on you head.

"It's a new trend. You put what your love on your head as a hat."

-Uh... Good thing you don't love trains, then. *laugh*

"It was just a joke.

-Obviously.

"You still have to pay a fee for the damage."

-What? Come on! It won't happen again! Promise!

"So was the last two."

-*sigh* Right. Wait! What are you doing up at this hour?

"I could ask you the same. And why haven't brought me this book tomorrow morning?"

-Uh, the light was on.

"We are closed at this hour!"

-And yet you answered.

"Well, duh."

-How much for it?

"3 bits. Plus 2 more for the trouble."

-What? But you... *sigh* Here you go.

"Thank you."

-.....

"What?"

-Uh... C-can I borrow a book right now?

"We're closed. Get out."

-You were still up. I could stay and we could be... uh... reading buddies...?

"Good. I was studying advanced magic spell and you would make a perfect guinea pig."

-...... I'm out.



BEautiful work