The order I’m posting these recordings in is not how they are presented. Forgive me.



”BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, SOROIBUMI”

(TN: “Soroibumi” is a sumo term which refers to when all of the sumo wrestlers stamp their feet in unison on the last day of a tournament. In this case, it’s the last day for the students of Kibougamine Gakuen to prepare for their school festival)

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Kyoko: Enoshima-san …

Junko: Hmm?

Kyoko: Was there anyone inside?

Junko: You mean inside the broadcasting room?

Kyoko: Yes.

Junko: You were wondering about the latest broadcast, weren’t you? It made you laugh, right?! Did you come here to see what was up, too? I got here right away.

Kyoko: Even if it’s just to liven up the festival, it was too much of a joke…

Junko: No way, you came here to complain?? You take things waaay too seriously. Look, there’s just a tape running. It looks as though there’s a timer to get it to play at a certain time. Isn’t that cool? Someone thought to use such a device!

Kyoko: While it’s okay to be curious, I would be careful not to get hurt if i were you.

Junko: Haha, hey! You sound just like Hagakure. Are you going to tell me to buy a talisman now or something!?

Kyoko: Only the most gifted students are gathered here at this school. It’s not like something couldn’t happen in the bustle of the school festival. I’m just telling you to be careful, as a piece of advice.

Junko: How bo-ring. A school festival is supposed to be a time when you can let your hair down a little. Maybe I’ll do a haunted house or something. I’ll be all covered in blood and guaaa-ah!

Kyoko: Maizono-san…

Sayaka: Are you talking about scary stories? I’m not one for those…

Junko: Maizono-san! Wanna do a bloody haunted house with me? With such pretty girls, it’ll be really popular! Wanna do it with me?

Sayaka: Um… I’m thinking of singing a song and… I came to borrow a mic.

Junko: Wow, you’ve certainly got things worked out, don’t you? Sigh, how boring.

Kyoko: Hm. I think a haunted house could work well. I look forward to it.

Junko: I have a feeling things will work out… Well, everyone’s jealous of a charismatic model. nothing to be ashamed of.

Kyoko: Mhmh

Junko: Ah?? Did you just laugh? Are you being sarcastic? Or are you actually being friendly?

Sayaka: Hehe! Enoshima-san, you’re a riot!

Makoto: Maizono-san! Ah-

Kyoko: Naegi-kun…

Sayaka: Ah, I haven’t started looking for a mic yet. I’m sorry.

Makoto: No, no, i thought we could look for it together. But…

Junko: Ohoooo, and why might you be blushing right now, Naegi?? I see what’s going on. It’s not unusual. You’ve got three women standing here in front of you. There isn’t a man out there who wouldn’t be trembling at the sight of our beauty. Aha!

Makoto: I heard that Maizono-san decided to perform a concert, and… it caused quite a commotion.

*Guys come running over* (Yeah, I heard! No way!)

Hifumi: This isn’t for a TV program or anything, right?? For Sayaka Maizono to do a real stage event!!!

Kiyotaka: Was the information I passed on incorrect?!

Mondo: Whaaa I’m going to ask for the best tickets!

Hagakure: I’ll make the tickets for us to go!

Hifumi: Let’s make VIP tickets come with illustrations!

Mondo: Who’s going to make them?

Hifumi: Of course, it could only be me…

Tohko: I sing… I can sing too… with Byakuya-sama….

Leon: If it’s a concert, I’ll do it! Maizono-chan~! Pleeeease sing in my baaand!!!!

Tohko: Go to hell! I’m singing in the concert!

Leon: Who is saying these stupid things?

Tohko: Oho! Well, you’re blocking my field of vision.

Leon: Whaaaaat did you say???

Kiyotaka: Stop this at once! Both of you, speak more politely!

Aoi: You two should become friends! Let’s lift the mood with donuts!

Leon: Stupid… Stupid, STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID…

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Sakura: The materials… were all supplied by the Togami conglomerate?

Byakuya: If I didn’t help out, a live concert would have never become a reality.

Chihiro: It doesn’t have to be made into a big deal or anything, right? It’s just a school festival, after all…