This just happens to me all the time. I’m sitting alone at the bar, minding my own business. Then a super beauty like Ashley Red walks in, starts chatting with you and before you know it she’s playing with your balls.

Nah, actually that never happens because I’m an ugly bastard with 0 social skills. But that’s also why I have this virtual reality headset and can enjoy stupid stories like this whenever I feel to. And today I feel like watching Ashley in VR like it’s real life!