I happen to be a firm believer in our Christ, lord, and savior Waluigi. We believe that Waluigi is just too perfect, the curves on his chin, his dimples, it all perfectly line up, this is explained by the equation ∃⋨∅π=8π. This is always and always has been our proof of the existence of our Lord and savior. Why others have not adopted our visions, we don't know. We are the wise ones.

Please, help sign this petition and achieve sentience with Waluigi.