Anozie says he texted back "STOP" many times, but Papa John's just kept on trying to lure him in with its deals on large pies. (That text actually made us want to check out its menu. John's Favorite, anyone? That's "pepperoni, sausage, a six-cheese blend, and Italian seasoning." Or maybe The Works? It includes pepperoni, Canadian bacon, spicy Italian sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, and black olives. We'd let anyone text us about that — just sayin'.)