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when the romney campaign based the republican convention theme on an intentional misunderstanding of an obama statement, it stumbled upon a brilliant strategy. romney could beat any opponent by taking his words, re-imagining them to mean something else of romney's choosing, and then campaigning against that new meaning! we built it the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. romney: president roosevelt says we should fear a syrup shelf. i think syrup is not a threat! it's simply delicious on pancakes! we like syrup! we like syrup! ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. romney: kennedy apparently thinks you should doo-doo on your country! ladies and gentlemen, i love america, and i will not defecate upon its fruited plains! no doo-doo on u.s.a.! no doo-doo on u.s.a.! the buck stops here. romney: so this truman fella said americans are a bunch of nose-picking spazzes who suck at madden nfl. well, the americans i know rarely pick their noses, and rock at madden nfl! madden nfl madden nfl