“One new message… ‘take this questionnaire for a chance to win a free breast augmentation!’ Oh, this is definitely clickbait… hmmm… screw it, I’ll take the chance.

“Enter your name… weight… current cup size… sigh… just a friggin’ B-cup…

“’Do you ever wish your breasts were bigger than they are?’ Pfff, ‘yes.’ That one’s a no-brainer.

“’Do you often wish you breasts were much bigger than they currently are? Potentially several times bigger?’ Okay, that’s a bit more specific… ‘yes.’ Yes, I want really, really big boobs.

“Oh! And less pinchy bra would be nice too. What the hell was that?

“’Do you often resent other women for having larger breasts than you?’ Oh my god, yes! Smug, lucky bitches… oof… the fuck is wrong with this bra?

“’Do you have elaborate revenge fantasies, in which you radically enlarge your breasts, and make other women jealous?’ Oh my god, yes! Yes, I have a list of women to visit on my computer! Ah! The hell? Did this fucking bra shrink in the wash, it’s like two tiny corsets!

“’Do you fantasize about how you would use your enlarged breasts to crush, smother, or otherwise harm women who previously had larger breasts than you!’ Fuckin’ A I do! That sounds… aaahhh! What the hell is wrong with this… it hurts! It…

“Whoa… this shirt… this bra… I’m stretching them out! Look at those! I’m like a D-cup… maybe even bigger! I’m growing! I’m growing bigger right now! I’m growing huge, natural boobs!

“Oh my god… I bet it’s this questionnaire… every time I answer a question I grow… when it said ‘free breast augmentation,’ I didn’t realize it meant instantly!

“Let’s go, more questions! Mama wants to get big…

“’Would you be proud to know you have the largest breasts in the world?’ Um, yeah! Heh, heh…

“Mmm! Questionnaire must have… really liked that answer! I can feel it! Fuck… this time I’m really growing… and growing… and, holy shit, GROWING!

*shriiiiiip!*

“Oh my god… my boobs are huge! I’m huge! Enormous! They doubled in size… they tore my bra and my shirt right open! I have huge natural boobs!

“Finally, finally! I’m bigger than all those bitches! I’m so big I can’t even guess what size these are… I’m something ridiculous like a K or an L-cup! Goddammit I’m happy to be big!

“Wait… there’s more questions! ‘By now, you’ve probably experienced your free initial sample. Are you satisfied with your newly enlarged breasts, or are still interested in the free augmentation at the end of this questionnaire?’

“This isn’t the augmentation? This is just a fucking sample! Oh my god… hell yeah I want the full augmentation! Just try to make me say I’m too big!

“Ooh… ooh!

*SHRIIIIIIIPPP!*

“Aw, bye-bye widdle shirt! Guess I’m just too big to be contained by the likes of you!

“Fuck… they’re so heavy… My boobs just grew six inches out in front of me! I can barely wrap my arms around them! If these aren’t the biggest boobs on earth, they’ve gotta be in the running… but fuck me, I want them to be bigger!

“More questions… let’s see. ‘Have you ever fantasized about having a bigger ass?’ Um, yeah.

*shriiiiiip!*

“Hey, my skirt! …oh, wow, look at my hips and thighs. ‘Have you ever fantasized about having longer legs?’ Yeah, totally…

*shrip!* *shrip!*

“My leggings! Hey… my shoes! Whoa… my legs did just longer… ‘Have you ever fantasized about being significantly taller than you currently are?’ Of course I… whoa… whoa!

“Cool… the whole room just shrank! God… this chair is tiny… my boobs feel bigger again… I’ve outgrown all my clothes! I must be more than six feet tall! Fuck yeah! They didn’t even say anything about making the rest of me bigger!

“’Have you ever been accused of abusing power, or sadism?’ God, it’s like they’re speaking right to me! ‘Do you fantasize about about abusing people much smaller than yourself?’ Yes!

“Oh… oh wow… I’m growing even bigger! I’m growing and growing… Jesus Christ… my legs are running out of room! I can barely fit all of my ass in this dinky little chair… I must be more than seven feet tall! I can barely reach the keyboard around these incredible super-tits! Fuck me, I’m enormous… and there’s still more questions! I can totally get even bigger!

“’Did you ever watch ‘Attack of the 50-Foot Woman’ and have a sexual awakening?’ I mean, I had out an out body experience and a couple orgasms, so that probably counts…

“Mmmf! Still growing! Goddammit is this great…

“Huh? This is the last question? Man, I knew it was too good to last… hopefully I really grow for this one…

“’After you watched ‘Attack of the 50-Foot Woman,’ did you fantasize about growing into an even bigger woman, and tormenting her?’

“Oh my god. I swear, this question was written just for me. That is a big, fat, YES!

“’Congratulations, you have won the free…’ blah, blah, blah… ‘enjoy the new you…’ how come I’m not growing yet? And why is my computer starting to play ‘In the Hall of the mountain King?’

“Whoa… I feel a bit weird… I’m almost dizzy… mmf…

“What’s the weird, low rumbling noise that started really small but seems to be climbing gradually?

“Oh, it’s… me. Why body is rumbling… something’s about to happen! I feel… whoa!

*snap*

“Oof! Owie… my ass just crushed the chair!

*crash!*

“Oh! My legs just grew right into the wall… oh my god… I’m starting to fill the room!

*smash!*

“OW! My head! And these boobs… I can barely… lift them! They’re… as big as weather balloons! They’re…

*crunch!*

“…they’re crushing my computer! Ooh, man… so big… I’m running out of space! I’m too big for the room! In a couple moments I’ll be bigger than my house!

*CRUNCH*

“Ah! That’s better! What a nice day outside!

“Whoa… still growing! Still really growing! Just looking down gave me vertigo!

“I’m so high up… these boobs are so heavy… they’re bigger than my house used to be! They just keep growing and growing… I hope they never stop!

“Oh my god… I can see over the skyline… I could crush those buildings with my boobs if I wanted to!

“What the hell am I saying? Of fuckin’ course I want to!

“These tits are heavy though… I’m not sure I can balance well enough to make it over there…

“Actually… I’m pretty high up… I bet if just get a little bit bigger… I can basically fall and my boobs will land right on top of downtown!

“Which is good, because I’m not lugging these mammoths all the way over there.

“Not that I want them to stop growing or anything. I hope they grow until I can titty-crush this whole planet.”