Clever Christians Use Bible to Defend Trump & Bash Clinton on Epstein Sex Scandal

Jul 08, 2019

Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was arrested again for luring vulnerable girls as young as 13 into performing sex acts for him and his friends in a cult-like prostitution ring, run by his then girlfriend.

It is said that Epstein’s friends are now fearing a massive fallout. The most shocking implication being that both Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are connected.

America’s "true" Christians rejoiced upon hearing that Bill Clinton might be taken down. But when it came to Trump, they turned to the Bible to defend his alleged pedophilia.

They cited what Alabama state auditor Jim Zeigler said to defend the underage sex crimes committed by Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore. "Take the Bible — Zachariah and Elizabeth, for instance,” said Zeigler. “Zachariah was extremely old to marry Elizabeth and they became the parents of John the Baptist. Also take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus."

Epstein, a well-connected Manhattan money manager and philanthropist, was a regular at Mar-a-Lago and an active supporter of the Clinton Foundation. His associations extend allegations that women were lured directly into sex trafficking from Mar-A-Lago.

In 2007 Epstein was caught and faced life in prison. But then state attorney Alexander Acosta (and now Trump’s Secretary of Labor) gave Epstein a mysterious plea deal. Epstein would serve just 13 months in a county jail and pay settlements to 50-or-so underage girls.

In 2002 Trump said that “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”

What will the verdict be? To America’s "true" Christians, judgement is clear. All rumors against Clinton will be deemed true and Clinton must go to jail. And all rumors against Trump are fake news, but even if they were real, Trump is doing god’s will: He's a Joseph seducing young Marys into being the mother of Christ.