These kids are more than all right.

Five of the 24 goats brought in to spend the summer chewing their way through the poison ivy and weeds choking the Upper West Side’s Riverside Park were feted Thursday in the first annual Goat Awards.

Massey, a 10-year-old animal named for her native Massachusetts, came out on top of the mountain, garnering a plurality of the more than 3,000 online votes by fans of the living lawn-mowers.

Massey — who walked away with a trophy and a bouquet of weeds in a ceremony featuring Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest hype-man George Shea — scarfed down 1,328 pounds of vegetation this summer, or exactly eight times her 166-pound frame.