376 - Return Policy

Posted November 27, 2013 at 12:01 am

I took a class in "gardening for pollen allergics" a few years back. Turns out I was a natural, I even taught the teacher a thing or two. Like after you burn the plant, salt the earth so nothing will ever grow there again! In their fear fueled hatred the people of the middle ages tried to burn theafter it was revealed to be practicing the dark arts, but at this instant it had already grown too powerful to be vanquished by such mundane means. So in the end the punishment became eternal exile from the realms of man. In it's wrath for being shunned and humiliated by humanity it cast a spell upon the people, so that one man every generation is cursed to keep making up lies and over the top stories about it in order for people to maybe/sortait.