Dear Prince Shining Armor,

I’m going to be optimistic. I’m going to assume there’s a perfectly rational explanation as to why my Royal Guard is in a cave and why they are trying to shoo me away like a dog. I’m also going to assume that you can get them back to Canterlot right now.

I’m currently waiting. Don’t make me wait any longer.

Signed,

Princess Celestia"



I wasn't the only one whose thoughts drifted to that, was I?