Did you know you can grow your own Bulbasaur for $50?

Well, OK. This is a "succulent monster," not a trademarked Nintendo character that we all know and love. But the distinction is slight, and I think we all know what's going on here. We're not going to call it what it is. We're just going to buy one and train it up to be the most powerful killer of other animals it can possibly be.

Or we'll just plant some Echeveria in it and enjoy how cute it looks in the window. Whichever works. Not judging either way.

Now someone just needs to make a Charmander incense burner.