So Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has increased his security detail. He now has 16 private guards at his house alone.

Makes sense. His estimated net worth is a staggering $35 billion. That alone makes him a target.

And he's spending his own money — unlike politicians who have taxpayers provide security for them.

But just last month, Facebook banned private firearms sales, even though those are perfectly legal. Because Zuckerberg, a San Francisco liberal, doesn’t feel right about it.

It’s just like America’s biggest anti-gun scold, former New York mayor Michael Bloomberg, another multi-billionaire -- with 12 bodyguards. He’s spent millions of dollars lobbying to ban guns — for everyone else.

One more thing:

Zuckerberg, Bloomberg — they’re obviously Jewish.

See, 80-some years ago, Hitler banned Jews from owning firearms.

There was one famous battle, in Poland, the Warsaw Uprising, when Jews in the ghetto, sensing they were all about to be murdered anyways, smuggled in guns, and launched a rebellion. It was ultimately crushed. But it was a rare moment when Jews didn’t go quietly to the slaughter.

I admire Bloomberg and Zuckerberg not wanting to be unarmed.

I just wish they’d let the rest of us do the same.



