This morning I opened my door to two Amazon boxes on my doorstep with my username on it. I freaked the frack out, waking up my roommates like it was actually Christmas morning. I opened the first, lighter box to find... The 10th Doctor's sonic screwdriver! I have wanted this thing for at least three years, but always talk myself out of it so I can use it for mundane things. At this point I was overjoyed, and began imagining my fellow students calling the crazy ward when I tried to open or analyze things with them during class...

I opened up the heavier box... BOOKS. I FUCKING LOVE BOOKS. [You know... my only goal in life is to make enough money to recreate the library from the beauty and the beast. THE ONLY GOAL (other than feeding the hungry, etc...).] I've heard great things about the Belgariad and the Name of the Wind, but I haven't had the chance to pick it up.

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