...i still cant believe someone actually made one of them

(doorbell)

mailman: hi heres your package

me:....? ok?

mailman: sign here and all yours

me: (close door) (opens box) .....? AAAWWK!! thatt? why? WHO? would send this to me?

card: for all those that hate these , from anonymous <3

me: WHAT THE >censored< !?