Here's a list of some things you might see the next time you turn on the Olympics: interviews with out-of-breath athletes, close-ups of hilariously panic-stricken parents, sentimental packages set to sappy music that tell the athletes' life stories, Voldemort fighting Mary Poppins, Bob Costas sitting in a comfy chair talking, Bob Costas sitting behind a desk and a few patriotic medal ceremonies thrown in for good measure.

Oh, and some sports.

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