Here's something we never thought we'd say: Bill Clinton just raised the bar for love stories everywhere.

The former president's Democratic National Convention speech, which clocked in at over 40 minutes, was full of detail about Bill and Hillary's relationship — from the first time they met to the first — yes, first — time he proposed and that time they registered for classes together. But, like, how is a person supposed to remember all those things?

Unfortunately, would-be wooers, it's too late. The internet's dating expectations have already skyrocketed.

Good luck with your future relationships. It's probably best to start studying now.

my wife is about to ask me to recite our story with detail like @billclinton and man it's not even a year and I'm in trouble. — Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) July 27, 2016

I'm literally never dating another man who can't spend at least 12 consecutive hours talking about how good I am — Ellen Duffer (@ellenduffer) July 27, 2016

@Bakari_Sellers @billclinton this is a story-telling clinic. Notes are definitely being taken. — DM (@dereyckM) July 27, 2016

FIND A MAN WHO CALLS YOU "THE REAL ONE" — Above Average (@AboveAverage) July 27, 2016

My literals goals are happening at #DemsInPhilly rn which is to have my husband list all of my impressive accomplishments on national tv — Megan (@Em_EmKay) July 27, 2016

my anniversary is coming up; I'm going to ask for a five-hour long history of our relationship and an ode to my leadership qualities — Nicole Chung (@nicole_soojung) July 27, 2016

And remember: the more detail, the better.

BONUS: Can Hillary make it through the convention?