Watching hockey games is a wonderful family event. Crowd around the television, turn the volume up and enjoy hearing lustful sexual screams in the background. Wait, what?

Yup, that’s what happened during Nashville’s broadcast in St. Louis. Just listen to the vine below. We joke about #hockeyporn on this blog all the time. This is real, legit literal hockey porn ... (s/t to Rinkside Report’s Jim Diamond for alerting me to this while I was catching up on lower grade porn known as "The Bachelor" on my DVR. Needless to say, the channel has been changed).

The game’s still not over as of this blog, but I feel like we’ve reached the climax. Below is some more, um, dubious noises.

And I thought the Predators had let go of Michael Del Zotto.

In case anyone thinks the video was doctored, Diamond is the Chapter Chair of the Nashville Professional Hockey Writers' Association and a highly trusted NHL resource in the area.

As it turns out I did hear what I thought I heard. Guess the team is Predator hard once again. — Jim Diamond (@diamondhockey) January 30, 2015

Did I hear what I thought I heard in the background of the Preds broadcast? — Jim Diamond (@diamondhockey) January 30, 2015

Apparently Fox Sports Tennessee is trying to get to the root of the problem ... note, search for the Australian slang verb usage of the word 'root.'

@ZackTN Are you still hearing these sounds? — FOX Sports Tennessee (@FSTennessee) January 30, 2015

Hey, mistakes happen. We are all human. And it’s an arena. There are all sorts of strange noises that occur in these buildings. Maybe a production truck is no longer virgin territory.

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Josh Cooper is an editor for Puck Daddy on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at puckdaddyblog@yahoo.com or follow him on Twitter! Follow @joshuacooper

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