My Santa waited till the last day to ship, but it made it before Christmas so yay to Canada Post!

Upon opening the box what did my eyes first see but millions of tiny plastic bubbles, my heart grew three sizes and I fucking cackled with delight POP POP POP POP... POP... POP. Hooo, okay, there is other POP stuff in the POP box, gotta POP look at it POP too POP POP POP.

In the card my Santa wrote a plethora of nice words and I liked it, A LOT.

I applied the nail polish right away, cause it kept my hands busy from the BUBBLEWRAP. Very pretty colours, they will go great together!

The book is not one I'd heard of before, seems like it will be a very interesting read. POP.

These flasks are a precious commodity when it comes to smuggling drinks onboard cruises. This is going to come in very handy on Motorboat 2015! POP POP.

Bacon lip gloss, because something so wonderful it probably going to be so awful. An it was, smells of salt and dog food. Well whoever let the dogs out, you'll be able to find them easy enough with the stench of this stuff. Don't get me wrong Santa, this is awesome, horribly awesome. POP POP.

A free plug for this up and coming band Foreign Lands. Go check them out!

SO MUCH SWEETS! like a ton of chocolate, imma get so much fatter. POP POP POP POP!

What a great haul, thank you so much Santa! You are awesome!