Okay, this is the only charaben I will ever do. Ever. No exceptions. (My wife is trying to get me to make a Papageno-themed bento, but that is NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.)

I just… I just… I had more of those ridiculous dinosaur puffs left over, and I had this glittery blue food coloring powder lying around, and then whoaschneeb on the Bento subreddit made radish mushrooms and something just snapped.

I just really like Nintendo, okay? Though the Mario purist in me is somewhat miffed that even though it’s clearly a black-background level, I haven’t put in any Bullet Bills.

Anyway, this is the only one. Ever. (It was delicious. Though I admit I added a bunch more popcorn and cheese and croutons after I took this picture, because what’s there doesn’t really make for a very substantial lunch.)