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our new 'bros' Pandemic Legion

From: Fedoral Agent

Sent: 2015.01.11 21:04

To: Brave Newbies Inc.,

Culturally, SP-wise, attitude-wise, there is no alliance more opposite BRAVE than Pandemic Legion. Sure we shouldn't hate them in real life, we can buy them a beer at the next fanfest or whatever, but acting as though PL is doing anything in our best interest and that they've helped us is a joke. They haven't helped us. They want to chain us up and do to us what they did to the old TEST. Use us for our numbers, farm us at their leisure, and hoover up our talented pilots and FCs to make themselves continue to be one of the strongest entities in this game without having to bother with recruiting, training or otherwise helping newbies in any way.

BRAVE is a promise of a different kind of culture. If you use BRAVE as a stepping stone to what you see as a "ladder", shame on you. You might as well join waffles, or any of CFC's pet corps if you just want to join an alliance that has so many titans that they don't see much of a point to the strategic side of eve anymore. If you're a newb and want to rush into being a bittervet, I've heard the trip can be made in record fucking time.

Goonswarm had BoB, and BRAVE has PL.

I'm tired of reading PL's whining about how we "blob" and how they don't have our "numbers". Of course we have numbers when we're not elitist assholes who fly "slippery petes" and other bullshit that takes 50 million or more SP, and then act like they're the greek fucking 300 in taking down t1 frigates flown by people with so little SP that they wouldn't need to pay for clones even if CCP hadn't changed that in the last patch. If you think I'm fuckin kidding, go read r/eve and r/bravenewbies. Some of PL's members have literally said that, that they feel like we're the unwashed Persian hordes and they're 300 elite fuckin Spartans.

And remember, in more ways than one (attitude, elitism, etc), Pandemic Legion is literally BoB.

Literally BoB.

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I'll take my swift ass kicking now Cagali, but this had to be said. Too much drama and too much spin in all kinds of different directions in the last couple of days, much of it from inside BRAVE. Blah blah blah. To me, nothing is worse than losing our best newbies to other entities who despise having to deal with newbies. No motherf***rs, if you want to drink the milk, you can't have some other fool milk the cow. You want new members PL? Take on some newbies. Yes newbies are a pain in the ass, yes there's spais and all kinds of neckbeardery in this game. The author of this evemail being a typical example of stupid shit newbs do like send corp mail and try to start their own drama because ratting in a vexor is pretty boring and I need to make 800mil to buy out Sinnister's outrageously low priced contract before anyone else notices. But this is where every eve player came from, newbdom, even if it was so long ago that some don't seem to remember.

If you got good at eve in BRAVE, stay in BRAVE. Be like aDAMNPATRIOT and start your own niche corp in BRAVE if you have niche interests that aren't served by any of the corps here. If you leave to join the elitist assholes that turn away newbies each and every day, forcing them to stay in high sec or join a fucking rental corp where they mine all day to accumulate bullshit for no reason whatsoever, you're spitting on those of us that are trying to follow in your footsteps.