Zee Christmas holiday hess no longer zee pureness it vonce had, yes?

Ven I vas young buck, vee flew through zee night to bring presents to zee kinder. Vee flew right past zee homes of zee unpure und vee left entire continents in zee dark – zoe to speak, yes?

Und now? Now vee must fly much furzer und bring zee presents to zoe many more kinder, even zee schwartzas, yes? Vee must fly zoe far und land on roofs vissout zee chimneys, und vee must carry toys which mine elves make for zee unpure kinder.

During zee great var, I tried to get Zanta to zee the light. If vee could heff helped zee cause a little bit, zee vorld might be verrry different today, yes? But that Zaint Nick, he vould not budge. He vished to remain neutral. He vas like Svitzerland mit a big vite beard. Zo jolly, but zo spineless, yes?

Und now? Now zee ozzer reindeer, zay do not vish for ozzers to zpeak to me. Zay vill not zay it out loud, but zay too vish for zee purer Christmas. Zee reindeer und even zee elves know zat zee holidays….

Vait! I am not done vit mine interview! Take zat tape recorder back outta zee case! I heff more to zay about…

Ahh!…I zee clearly now. You are viss the media, und vee know who controls you…Vee are finished talking, yes?

Ach!

Below is a list of all the other Blogfestivus participants – though after the gem I posted above, they may be busy distancing themselves from anything to do with Blitzen or reindeer (Personally, I think this sociopathic Nazi version of Blitzen presented a golden opportunity for humor).

Blogdramedy (Ring Leader, reindeer enthusiast, generally cool chick)

Steve Betz – Rewind Revise – Lenore Diane – Shouts from the Abyss –

Fit it or Deal – Lynn Schneider Books – So I Went Undercover –

Joe Owen’s Blog – MC’s Whispers – LittleWonder2 –

Blog It or Lose It! – Voice in Me – Apprentice, never master –

A Year of Daily Posts – Diary of a Sensitive Soul – Dot Knows! – k8edid