Of all the #FakeNews in all the world, none is faker than The Boston Globe-Democrat’s attempts to turn Elizabeth Warren into an Indian.

No matter how many DNA tests she releases or family videos she shoots, the white lady from the Oklahoma City suburbs is always going to be just that.

Not that the great brains of the Globe helped her out by releasing what was essentially a Warren campaign press release declaring that a DNA test found a Native American ancestor “in the range of 6-10 generations ago.”

“This fits in with family lore that Warren’s great-great-great-grandmother, O.C. Sarah Smith, was at least partially Native American,” the Globe-Democrat gleefully reported. “Smith was born in the late 1700s.”

Wait— so a single ancestor, who literally lived during the George Washington presidency, is the source of Liz Warren’s legitimacy in claiming to an ethnic minority for the purposes of college quota counting? Why not just declare yourself a Viking while you’re at it, too?

The results as reported would make Liz Warren 1/32nd Native American — and that’s the best-case scenario. At the other end of the range, her DNA makes her as little as 1/512th American Indi… wait!

We have breaking news from The Boston Globe-Democrat! Hours after publishing this story, they were forced to issue the following correction:

“Due to a math error, a story about Elizabeth Warren misstated the ancestry percentage of a potential 10th generation relative. It should be 1/1,024.”

Best. Correction. EVAH!

And while the Globe-Democrat doesn’t mention it, this makes the high end a mere 1/64th Native American.

What makes this story so exquisite is that it highlights the cluelessness of both Sen. Warren and her media lackeys. First, this is supposed to be a major blow delivered by The Boston Globe against Trump and the #Fauxcahontas narrative. Instead, their mathematical ineptitude turned it into a Liz Warren gut punch.

Does anyone really believe Warren would have ever released a report finding that she could be less than 1/1,000th Native American … on purpose? No way! She would’ve buried that DNA test and never looked back.

Instead, The Boston Globe-Democrat literally made it front-page news. Now everybody knows how bogus Warren’s claims are.

How bogus? Try this: According to a genetic study by the University of Georgia and reported by The New York Times, the average European-American is 0.18 percent Native American. That’s twice as much as Liz Warren (0.1 percent), if the low number in her DNA test is accurate.

In other words, it is mathematically probable that Elizabeth Warren is actually less Native American than the average white person in America.

How are those “high cheekbones” looking now, Liz?

And still, as I’ve been saying since the Fauxcahontas saga began, the DNA issue is entirely irrelevant. Liz Warren wouldn’t be an Indian if her blood was as pure as Iron Eyes Cody — the “Crying Indian” in the old TV ads. (Actually, it is. Cody was 100 percent Italian-American.)

Liz Warren’s claims of special status as a Native American are a lie because she’s never lived a day, a minute — not even a second — as an Indian. She’s never faced a moment of bigotry, a single incident or insult.

She’s a liberal white lady. She’s lived her entire life as a liberal white lady. I’m sorry, Liz, but that is your cross to bear.

The only thing this DNA disaster has proven is that Liz Warren is 100 percent pure politician.

Michael Graham is a regular contributor to the Boston Herald; follow him @ IAMMGraham on Twitter.