Lots of things labelled “unlimited” are in fact anything but. Salad bars, for example. I check every time I see one and have yet to find one where I couldn’t reach the bottom. Oh sure they say they have more in the back, but they never let me inspect any of that. Clearly they’re hiding something.

My cellphone plan is supposed to be unlimited. So, picture me, not even halfway through calling up a long list of, ahhh, let’s say past acquaintances, when the FBI shows up at my door telling me who I can and can’t call and what I can and can’t say. More hidden limits!

Many motor sports as well have supposedly unlimited classes for purpose built custom vehicles. You can build whatever you want- whatever gets you to the finish line first. Now imagine my surprise when I was informed that mounted machine guns were prohibited on the race track. I guess no one understands strategy.