By GottaLaff



His partner is Cheryl Burke. I hope he was sober enough that poor Cheryl didn't have to keep picking him up off the floor.









Hardball

His own slimmer waistline can be attributed to the personal trainer he's been using to prepare for the show. In one picture, DeLay is sporting a harness of sorts , presumably as a way to improve his posture and positioning.





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I wonder if he waved his dancin' shoes in front of her face first... like he did with Chris Matthews onPersonal trainer = A.A. sponsor. Shhhhh. (kidding)Harness = Only way to keep himself upright. (not kidding)Your turn. Go for it in Comments.