BOONE, NC – In a lavish press conference in the Table Rock Room of Plemmons Student Union, officials from Appalachian State University announced plans to introduce a new streaming service aimed at students and alumni that will exclusively stream the historic 2007 App State versus Michigan game which resulted in a major upset in favor of App.

“We’re pleased to announce the new service, or YoFlix, as we’re calling it,” said App State’s Director of Business Affairs Melvin Hermann. “Now students, alumni, friends, and supporters of App Nation can watch App State’s single greatest achievement on demand, ad-free, at any time for only $9.99 a month!”.

“I remember where I was the day we showed those bitches what it means to fear the ‘Neers,” added Chancellor Everts, shotgunning a can of PBR in the middle of the press conference. “I wasn’t even affiliated with the Appalachian then, but from my position at The University of Nebraska, I knew that it was my destiny to join AppNation. Still brings a smile to my face, thinking of all those pitiful Michigan fans in tears.”

While university officials seemed excited to unveil the service, reactions from students have been mixed.

“I’m really pumped to relive the experience!” said sophomore Jessica Hughes. “I mean, sure, I was only eight years old when the game actually happened and didn’t really care at the time, but I’m sure this game is still extremely important and totally relevant to our football team based on the way everyone talks about it.”

“Which game?” responded Craig Dedmond, a freshman. “When was that? What are you talking about? Who even is ‘Armanti Edwards’ anyway?”

At press time, Hermann announced further plans to introduce the infamous “Appalachian is Hot, Hot, Hot” video to the service for an additional $4.99 a month.