PANAMA CITY — The argument over the proper placement of toilet paper is well established but doesn't usually require police interference.

Last week, however, deputies were called to a Cluster Road home over a verbal disturbance. The deputy on scene spoke with a man and his two sisters, all of whom said the argument had begun between two siblings over toilet paper. As it escalated, the second sister joined in.

No one was injured, and the siblings' mother said the dispute never became physical.

No one was charged. Case closed.