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Games need BLUE SKIES! Games need BRIGHT YELLOW SUNS! Games need RED AND BLUE THINGS in them! We want to play in a HAPPY PRETEND LAND, not a shit version of an American slum full of mixed-race gangsters wearing licensed sportswear!- Change everything that's grey into blue.- From now on, everyone wears red shoes.- Make everything happen at midday or sunset.- Replace gun textures with banana textures.- Turn all cars into pink convertibles that wobble and only do 15mph.- If you get 100 of anything, a little tune plays.- Instead of saying "crew" say "your buddies".- Instead of saying "hood" say "zone".- Make the female characters something other than prostitutes.- Make the black characters something other than drug dealers.We feel so strongly about this we made some banners on work time! Support the Blue Sky In Games Campaign with the following images:PERMANENT LINK TO THIS PAGE HERE . Spread the word -- together we can make the sun shine again!

RECENTLY...

Some of it's just supposed to be interesting news. You're not meant to laugh at *everything*:

"IF YOU LOVE THAT IPOD SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND HAVE SEX WITH IT INSTEAD OF ME?"

XBOX 360 GAMER -- ANOTHER XBOX 360 MAG FOR SOME REASON

SEGA SHOWS EXACTLY HOW SHIT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG WILL BE

MEMO TO SONY: WE GIVE UP, YOU HAVE WON

SEGA AGES: QUARTET MINI-REVIEW

KONAMI LAN "ENTERTAINMENT" LAUNCH COUNTER-STRIKE NEO: WHITE MEMORIES

NEW FRAG DOLL REVEALED

STOP PRESS: SONIC RUSH "COULD BE FASTEST SONIC GAME YET"

.//HACK.SIGN /./ INFECTION. ONLINE-.. //SLASH.... ER... WHAT?

A TRIBUTE TO THE TORMENT OF THE BRAVE INHABITANTS OF THE BEAUTIFUL CITY OF PARIS AT THIS DIFFICULT TIME

THE LAST YEAR OR SO

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SITES WE DO!

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[Idiot Toys]

[My Animal Crossing]

SITES WE LIKE!

[Spong]

[Eurogamer]

[Kikizo]

[Idle Thumbs]

[Insert Credit]

[Wonderland]

[Bizarre Creations]

SITES WE HATE!

[NTSC-UK]

THE TRIFORCE!

[The Triforce]

KEITH, ALEKS AND GREG!

[Guardian Games Blog]

GRAEME, THAT NEW GUY WHO WE THINK IS CALLED CHRIS, AND AN OCCASIONAL CAMEO APPEARANCE FROM US!

[Xbox 360 Magazine]

PAT'S NEW IDEA FOR A BLOG!

[Linkmew]

SITES WE HATE *SO MUCH* THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE DIGNITY OF A FUNCTIONING LINK!

[ Penny Arcade ]

[ Game Girl Advance ]

[ Total Video Games ]

[ Gillen ]

[ B3TA ]

SITES THAT ASKED NICELY IF WE CAN MAKE THEIR LINK FUNCTION!

[Edge-Online]

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NON-GAMING SITES WE READ BECAUSE WE'RE SO ACHINGLY *LIFESTYLE* AND IN TOUCH WITH YOUTH CULTURE!

[Snackspot]

[Usemycomp.]

[NTK]

[Cybercandy]

[Rich Herring]

[Mr Driller]

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