worker: alright sir, it's time to take your driver's license photo guy: ok! just let me know when you're gonna take it. i want it to be good, unlike la- *snap* worker: done. next guy: oh no. this won't be good *later* guy (looking at license): hmmm *license has a picture of a butt* guy: well, i've had worse driver's license photos

that's not even his butt. that's embarrassing