A STATIONERY fan who got his erect penis stuck in a roll of masking tape turned to strangers for help, posting a picture of his predicament online.

The man asked the 4chan web forum, source of the recent nude celebrity photos leak, for their advice on what he should do.

Other users had plenty of helpful ideas for how he could disentangle himself from the sticky situation.

“Start doing math problems — kills any boner that I’ve ever had,” one anonymous person posted.

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“Do a handstand against the wall so your blood rushes to your head,” another posted.

One poster asked if he had a treadmill, suggesting he should get on one and start running. “It will draw the blood from your penis to your organs and you can take it off.”

Other unhelpful commenters proposed that he should cut it off, or simply wait for it to fall off.

Ignoring the suggestions, the original poster attempted to use butter to slide off the tape before admitting defeat and calling an ambulance.

The condition of the man’s penis remains unknown.