You guys see this horseshit????

For those of you who aren't #FakeFans, the so-called "director" of the next Star Wars movie decided to "move" Kylo Ren's face scar a little to the right, in what is just the latest effort in their ongoing attempt to RUIN EVERYTHING WE FUCKING ENJOY by pissing all over ANOTHER classic Star Wars movie that we grew up loving.

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Granted, I was 32 when Force Awakens came out, but I was still technically "growing up." (We're all aging all the time, really.) And it was a very formative period of my early-30s-hood. I'll never forget jammin' out to "Uptown Funk," being obsessed with a little TV show called "a couple seasons ago of Walking Dead," and most of all, LOVING The Force Awakens. It's all stuff that other people who were 32 in 2015 definitely remember.

"They BETTER not move that fucking scar in the next film," I recall thinking at the time, then screaming it out loud verbatim multiple times at gawking passers-by. I TEARED UP as my six-year-old niece, who'd never seen a Star Wars film, turned to me and said "Someday, I want to be just like Rey, and also Kylo Ren's scar placement was accurate and should remain consistent in future sequels." Now you're gonna RIP THAT AWAY from a whole new generation of fans, and more importantly me?

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First, you make Han Solo fucking TELEPORT to the side while Greedo "shoots first." Then you shit out that neon CG vomit you call "prequels." (Yeah, that's right, they SHIT out the vomit. That's how bad it was.) And now, just when I think you can't get any lower, you "magically" move the ICONIC face scar of a legendary villain after it was on his face for at least nine seconds in one movie?? What's next, giving Chewie a rainbow Mohawk and deleting Luke from the entire canon? While we're improving classic shit, why don't I just dump a bucket of teal paint on Starry Night, then wrap the painting around my dick and fuck BEETHOVEN'S CORPSE through the earhole? Cause that is LITERALLY what you're doing.