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Miss Wormwood: So if we subtract five from... Calvin: Our fearless hero escapes! We join the valiant Spaceman Spiff as he flees his bloatoid captors! Our hero scrambles into his waiting spacecraft! Spiff pressurizes the magnetronic altitude-o-lators and hits the turbo hyper-thrust drive! Instantly our hero blasts to escape velocity! Half a micromoment later, Spiff is just another speck in the infinite sea of outer space! Alone and free in an endless frontier! Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe! Hobbes: Wheee, what fun! I'm glad you could come home so early! Calvin: C'mon ol' buddy! Let's go exploring and find some gross bugs! Mom: Hello? Speaking...he what?!