We’re sure Complex readers are all upstanding, law-abiding citizens who won’t be able to relate to this at all. But you might still enjoy is. Shotta Texts LDN is an Instagram that collects screenshots of text people have gotten from dealers in London. Sure, they might not all be real, but it’s still very entertaining.

Make sure you've got shin pads on.

It's ya boy.

I've got everything.

Bring me a Rubicon.

Arrested last night.

Just graduated.