On Thursday, Donald Trump traveled to West Virginia for what was billed as a "roundtable discussion on tax reform," and what actually proved to be a chance for him to assert that millions of undocumented people voted illegally in 2016, and also that immigrants are rapists. Incredibly, however, the task of avoiding racist conspiracy theories was not his most formidable challenge of his day. That honor goes instead to the mischievous, gusting winds that assailed him as he boarded Air Force One, contorting the carefully-curated object or objects installed atop our president's head into the contents of a flaxen lava lamp.

Because images of Donald Trump's hair, not unlike the jaw-dropping images of faraway galaxies transmitted back to Earth by the Hubble Space Telescope, occasionally eclipse the outer boundaries of the meager, earthly vocabularies we would use to describe them, we asked Google Images for its best guesses on what, exactly, it is we are looking at here. Be aware: Some audiences may find the following content disturbing.

Here is a photo of Donald J. Trump, crowned with a single Van Gogh brushstroke depicting a halo of starlight:

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Here is what Google says:

Analysis: Correct.

Here is a photo of Donald J. Trump beneath the percussive ripple of a tennis ball hitting a racket:

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Here is what Google says:

Analysis: Two for two.

Here is a photo of Donald J. Trump and his finest gladiatorial helmet plume:

Kevin Lamarque/Reuters

Here is what Google says:

Analysis: Swing and a miss.

Here is a photo of Donald J. Trump wearing a solar flare:

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Here is what Google says:

Analysis: Sure.

Here is a close-up of what appears, to my trained veterinarian eye, to be three goldendoodles fucking:

Here is what Google says:

Analysis: Hmmm. So dogs are involved here. Good to know.