local rogue cowboy determined to convince people he’s a human who can turn into a star, and not vice versa

lmao NAH FAM, Wyatt Riot used to be years ago a star in the sky, a comet, *Steven Universe ost playing* IIII’M JUST A COMET

he admired humans from afar, and thus during a reckless gambling spree in the Devil’s Casino he ended up singing a soul contract that’d allow him to turn into a hoomin [with the cyborg gun abilities as an extra bc he wanted to be OP as fucc but anywaY]

he can turn back into a star only when severely injured, HENCE WHY IT’S HIS FINAL FORM IN HIS BOSS BATTLE— buuuut as a side effect, once he has lost a battle and is exhausted as fucc, he can’t turn back into his human form before he has regained his full energy back, and thus he has to chill as a giant clumsy shooting star for about 2 hours or so

no big deal unless he gotta go to the Inkwell Walmart and stuff his giant starry ass into a house. this is why Cala Maria doesn’t go to Walmart

