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Like so many other NFL players, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has had to deal with his share of lengthy and descriptive fan-published erotica based on his life.

It's old hat, to be sure. Being confronted with a 68-page fictional account of you spiking various items onto one of your fan's butts is just part of the game these days.

Turf toe. Ice baths. Erotic novellas inspired by your spikes. Comes with the job.

Thus, Gronkowski encountered A Gronking to Remember—fan fiction erotica published by Lacey Noonan in 2014 featuring lusty descriptions of a woman falling for the tight end and his touchdown celebrations.

Gronkowski read passages of the book to reporters in the week before Super Bowl XLIX. Now he's teamed up with Funny Or Die and model Charlotte McKinney to make a movie trailer of sorts for the book.

Featuring ample butt-spiking, A Gronking To Remember is raw with emotion—perhaps the most moving bit of football cinema since Bertier and Campbell embraced in the hospital that fateful night.

Also, we have another strong candidate for Gronk's epitaph:

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They never said it was entirely fictional.

Dan is on Twitter. "Jiggling Ribbons of Electric Jelly" also happens to be the title of the Ryan brothers' forthcoming autobiography.