Welcome to the 21st century. A disturbing age of zero privacy and in your face cameras on everything from obnoxious smartphones everywhere, surveillance cams wherever they can fit, spy cams wherever they can be hidden, drone cams watching down from the sky, cameras on every computer, cameras popping up on televisions, cameras on the front and backs of vehicle, cameras on the stoplights, people looking at you and remembering in their minds, and even people holding actual cameras hounding real celebrities, people who think they're celebrities, and attention-seekers wishing that they could be. When that sheer amount of worthless footage isn't enough... let's fill in the gap with nonstop SELFies and USies to truly feed the narcissism monster.

Whew... do you need a break from the endless spotlight? Slip down this cool new Paparazzi Thwarting Visor and let everyone take photos and videos of a reflective shield that shields your face in gloriously rare anonymity, while not impairing your vision. It even has 50+ sun protection blocking 99% of the sun's harmful rays and any retina-searing camera flashes. Sure you may look like a futuristic robot or a lunatic, but now nobody nows if it's you, it's perfect! I think the next fashion trend is going to be about privacy - masks, invisibility cloaks, bags over the head, whatever it takes. lol :(