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Kim Kardashian “best friend” Jonathan Cheban is opening a school to teach rich kids about “private aviation, social media, quality of diamonds, types of caviar . . . social stuff you need to know to survive in a city like this with a lot of money.”

Naturally, this elite academy, called the International School of New York, is housed in Trump Tower.

Cheban told New You magazine of his vital new mission to educate youths about the crucial tenets of celebrity culture, “If you are buying a diamond you need to know the clarity, and if you are buying a private jet you need to know the different leathers and seats. I’ll basically be the Dean of Pop Culture at the school.”

We’d call it a school with no class.