While I was out digging with my paleontologist buddies, a mysterious box full of what appears to be t-rex bedding was unearthed. I'm used to the T-Rexs being deceased when they are discovered in the field, so why would they need bedding? Baffled, I looked closer to find some strange cylindrical forms surface before my eyes. "What are these strange objects? It must be aliens. Aliens!"

Suddenly, a wild T-Rex appeared and began to rampage all over the box. He seemed nice though, so I tucked him in so that he could take a nap. He was pretty tiny and adorable.

What does all of this have to do with tea or coffee, you ask? Well, I needed some after all of that weirdness.

Lo! The strange cylindrical forms were actually loose tea containers. What? And the t-rex was actually a diffuser. Looking closer, I found some of my favorite flavors included. Have I died and gone to Valhalla?

After careful analysis and tests (don't ask), I conclude that no, I have not died and gone to Valhalla. I merely have the fortune of having an amazingly sweet and considerate exchange gifter who thought that I should have a t-rex diffuser because she read in my posts that I have a son (even though I am closely guarding him from my son. Mine!), and was thoughtful enough to get me some amazing presents! Did she also know that I'm super stressed with school projects right now and this gift is like a haven?...a very fun and colorful and delicious haven.

Reality is better than fantasy sometimes, isn't it! Thank you tea buddy!!!1! :D :D