Meanwhile, through the unabated benevolence of Lambodar, I have for you today something that will microwave the cockles of your hearts. Believe you me, dear readers, what you are about to see is an exclusive to beat all exclusives! Frankly speaking, if Mr Arnab Goswami had got his hands on this first, I don’t know what Armageddon he might have brought upon the political establishment or indeed the Indian subcontinent. This is a certified 750 lb torpedo with a Deghi mirch warhead, and it all happened like this: