This all sounds right for Florida.

I have to give him credit for his creativity.

A Milton man is accused of cutting a man with a machete-style knife moments after he was heard threatening to kill someone “with kindness.”

Bryan Stewart, 30, is accused of using the knife — with the word “kindness” written on it — to cut his neighbor after the neighbor came to the home because he was concerned about occupants in the house.

The victim, another neighbor, said that around midnight he could hear Stewart say to someone in the house that he was going to “kill ’em with kindness,” according to the Stewart’s arrest report.

When the first neighbor approached the house to tell Stewart to keep it down, Stewart came out of the house with a knife raised in an upward motion, according to the report.