Naked Attraction Viewers Angry After Contestant Rejects Women For Having No “Bridge”

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Channel 4’s latest kooky dating show is based around that recurring nightmare where you realise you’re in a room full of people staring at you and you’re naked.

Apart from in the show it takes it up a notch because not only are you naked, a prospective love interest is also judging every nook and cranny of your birthday suit. Oh and you won’t wake up to feel that sweet relief because it’s not a dream it’s actually real life.

But viewers were left confused, and then irritated yesterday, when 32-year-old contestant Kieron rejected naked Nancy for not having a “bridge.” A bridge to where? The river Kwai? The bridge of her nose? No, apparently he wasn’t impressed by the lack of bridge in between her legs, known to us as the “thigh gap”.

Explaining his soft spot for the alleyway of air between the lady garden and lady leg, he told presenter Anna Richardson that the bridge “is important because of sexual positions and things like that.”

When someone says you have a ‘tidy vagina’… #NakedAttraction pic.twitter.com/Tm6Tasi9Vv — Channel 4 (@Channel4) August 15, 2016

Things like that I assume are being able to balance things like hot dogs, beer bottles and other cylindrical items in between your legs. Either way, he booted no-bridge Nancy off the show despite her “tidy” vagina and the people of Twitter just weren’t happy about it:

having a 'bridge' doesn't make someone the perfect person, there's more to dating someone other than their body types #nakedattraction — morgan ✨ (@_glassheartsx) August 17, 2016

#NakedAttraction chucking women out because they don't have a #thighgap , especially as only one of them has one! #wanker — karen T (@magentawillow) August 15, 2016

#NakedAttraction She didn't have a bridge that's why he eliminated her! The end is nigh. 😩 — Marlon Kameka (@MarlonKameka) August 15, 2016

"Lack of bridge" basically calling her fat?! #NakedAttraction — Jess ✨ (@jesscardle) August 15, 2016

#NakedAttraction A vaginal bridge? They missed that one off in the anatomy section of my sex education classes at school! — karen T (@magentawillow) August 15, 2016

If she's got a bridge then I've got an eight-lane flyover with its own services. #nakedattraction — Ellie Morton (@elliemort) August 15, 2016

I still can't get over Naked Attraction. Channel hopping and there it was again- in my face! (Bridge? Who knew )#NakedAttraction — Anna Girstun (@AnnaGirstun) August 15, 2016

I do like a nice bridge #nakedattraction pic.twitter.com/vBFJ9Q97X0 — The Woodster™ MBE (@DavidJEWood) August 15, 2016

Trust me, I’m not a fan of judging people on their bodies. But I kind of feel like this is all a bit redundant. The man is on a show where the aim of the game is to judge people based purely on their bodies: whether that be a lack of thigh gap, a bushy vagina, a non-girthy penis or whatever else takes the contestants fancy. If you’re going to complain about anything, complain about the show, because when faced with a line-up of six nice looking vaginas, I’m not surprised he’s clutching at “bridges” to decide who to get rid off.

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