Well, here we are. I’m making my big return to TV tonight on Bravo at 11pm on Watch What Happens Live!. For the few of you who don’t know what this show is, it’s a talk show where there’s a new bartender every night, and I’m the bartender, for whatever reason, tonight!

This is the biggest moment in the Balls’ family history. I’m pretty sure my mom has seen more episodes of WWHL than I have of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and I’ve been known to dabble in Watch What Happens Live myself when there’s a good guest on. I’m a big Andy Cohen guy over here. One of my favorite people. And now I’m gonna be the bartender on his show. Very exciting! I can’t wait to join the ranks of some Hollywood’s Elites like:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson of science fame

Redfoo of LMFAO (RIP)

Nick Hawk of Gigolos fame (great show)

DJ Khaled of Anotha One fame

Tony Gonzalez of Dancing With The Stars fame

And Billy Eichner of the aptly named Billy On The Street Fame

The guests on the show tonight include our friend Jax from Vanderpump Rules (Friend of the program and former Swipe Drunk Love Guest) so I’m excited about that. Should be a grand old time. See y’all at 11 o’clock on Bravo!