I've had Writer's Block for a couple months now, but I was watching a COPS marathon and flipped over to the HUB and saw My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Then I pulled a Rarity…IDEEEEEEA! There's got to be an episode in Equestria. Oh, and I don't own MLP, COPS, or Bad Boys, just the plot. Haha, I know the golden rule, and I'm no bloody fool…

Due to the graphic nature

of this story, reader

discretion is advised.

HUH!

Bad colts, watcha want

Watcha want, watcha gonna do?

When Sheriff Hard Time come for you?

Tell me?

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do?

Yeaheah!



Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?

When you were eight

And you had bad traits,

You go to school

And learn the golden rule.

So why are you

Acting like a bloody fool?

If you get hot,

You must get cool.

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?



You chuck it on that one,

You chuck it on this one.

You chuck it on your mother and

You chuck it on your father.

You chuck it on your brother and

You chuck it on your sister.

You chuck it on that one and

You chuck it on me.

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?



Nopony naw give you no break.

Police naw give you no break.

Royal Guard naw give you no break.

Not even you 'idren naw give you no break.

Hey! hey!

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?



Why did you have to act so mean?

Don't you know you're pony being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father,

Reflections come and reflections go!

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you?

I know sometimes you want to let go,

Hey! hey! hey!

I know sometimes you want to let go…



Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for you

Bad colts, bad colts

Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do

When they come for yoooooou?



This Special Edition of COPS is filmed

on location with colts and mares

of law enforcement:

All suspects are innocent until proven guilty

in a court of law.