hm....Gamecube.....three players....I'd like to believe they're playing Goldeneye.(In game.Jasper is wearing a tuxedo and holding a gun. Peridot is in shadow.)Peridot:So we meet again...Mr.Bond.(Peridot steps out,wearing a tux her size, a bow tie,,a top hat and a small mustache.)Jasper(James Bond):I thought we agreed you couldn't pick Oddjob! He's too short.He's impossible to shoot!Peridot(Oddjob)h come on. Is it really that hard to look down James? Besides you've got an ally.(Amethyst dressed in a commando uniform walks in)Amethyst(Arctic Commando):hey!....sorry I got lost. This place is biiiiigggg!!!!!!!Jasper(James Bond):Arctic Commando! Take cover!Amethyst(Arctic Commando)on't worry. I've planted mines all over the area.Jasper(James Bond):excellent! Do you remember where?Amethyst(Arctic Commando):.....no.(Peridot holds a gun up to Jasper's head.)Jasper:is that?....the Golden Gun!.....I thought we agreed pistols only.Peridot: The rules have changed. I changed them while you were on a mission.Jasper:To think I let you pick the facility.Peridot:you would have picked the caves!Jasper: I would never pick the caves! The temple maybe.Amethyst(Arctic Commando)on't worry Jasper Bond! I saw a laser in the other room.(runs away)Amethyst(Arctic Commando):hey I found one of the mines!(explosion goes off)Jasper(James Bond):Nooo!!!!!!!!!Peridoton't worry. She's got three more livesJasper(James Bond):How dare you! The Golden Gun is just a cheap tactic to make weak spies stronger.(..And the role of Yellow Diamond shall be played by Judi Dench)