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It was day like any other at the Goldberg-Jackson compound. My girlfriend Daisy kissed me goodbye and told me what a fantastic lover I was before going off to her job as a millionaire. I was busy solving riddles when Daisy ran back into our domicile with just enough baited breath to tell me there was a large package at the front door. I put on my Versace slippers and cautiously shuffled over to the door. I looked down and discovered a grinning box. It was then I realized that today would be a day unlike any other.