Morgana: What are some good responses to being stabbed with a knife?

Yusuke: Rude.

Akechi: That’s fair.

Ren: Not again.

Ann: That better not leave a scar.

Haru: Excuse me, I’m really sorry, but it seems I got in the way of your knife.

Ryuji: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?