In the spirit of 4/20, we reached out to every US senator—members of the world's greatest (and perhaps most historically anti-weed) deliberative body—to ask them what their stance on marijuana legalization was in 2018. Unsurprisingly, given the average age of US senators, not everyone wanted to talk. Still, we did everything we could to nail down their stances given (the now former) Attorney General Jeff Sessions's saber-rattling about a possible crackdown with the rescission of the so-called "Cole Memo" that discouraged federal prosecution in legal-weed states under the Obama administration.