(I could use a Princess Sunbutt tea cup!)



PS. What do you think of this dialogue? (It would be a post-credits scene for MLP: The Movie to lead us into a more action packed, but still magical season 8) Emily Blunt reprises her role as Fizzlepop (formerly Tempest Shadow).



Princess Celestia: Thank you, Songbird, for performing for us and doing a duet with our own Sapphire Shores. Pity Coloratura couldn't join us, she's safe back at the Crystal Empire, recharging before her next tour. Oh and thank you Princess Twilight, for taking on the former foe known as Fizzlepop Berrytwist. Hopefully, your next princess in training sessions will go smooth with Fizzy here (gives Fizzlepop a hug)



Fizzlepop: I won't let you down, Princess Twilight. Btw, how long till my horn's fixed? I don't wanna be a special needs pony to you.

Twilight: Fizzlepop, it will get fixed, don't worry. I might talk to Nurse Redheart and get you a temporary one made till your original horn growns back.

Fizzlepop: Thank you, Princess! (hugs)

Twilight: Not too close, people are watching. Hmmm...if you want to further discuss friendship and stuff to me, I'm the Princess you want to talk to. Oh and btw, we'll have to continue this in Canterlot tommorrow after noon. I just got a letter from Moon Dancer, she wants me to come to her next birthday party. Fizzlepop, wanna pick out a present for her?

Fizzlepop: Uhhh...I'll try, Twilight.

Twilight: Good pony. I have one other letter to read, but it will be for me only. I'll tell my team about it later.



(Fizzlepop and Twilight get some shuteye.)



Celestia: Fizzlepop will do well with our Twily helping her out. Anyway, after recent events, friendship must be tempered with eternal vigilance, as well as Love and Tolerance.

Cadance: I don't wanna get my hooves covered with blood, but after nearly dying, I must do more to protect my family. So....

Celestia: Mi Amore Cadenza...Cadance, Luna and I are reactivating the former EUP Guard. Which means...the Wonderbolts squadron is dissolved. Sorry, Rainbow. I know you and Spitfire and the others loved the unit, but after the Storm King and other threats before and still to come, we can't be flat footed before another attack.

Rainbow: But I worked so...f**king hard to be a Wonderbolt and to have it ripped from under my wings. That makes me wanna vomit! Spitfire even worked her bum off to be my instructor.

Celestia: Don't worry, the Wonderbolts will be still be here, the squad is coming back as one of several combat units.

Celestia: We're retooling part of Cloudsdale into a weapons plant so you can defend Equestria better. Rainbow Dash, you have super speed and are one of the coolest lesbians in your squad, but it's time you learned to fight to protect Equestria as a warrioress. Do this and you might get promoted to Princess Of Loyalty someday. And maybe we could have Princess Spitfire as well.



Spitfire: So Rainbow, you ready to get your wings dirty to save Equestria?

Rainbow: Hell yes, Commander Spitfire!

Spitfire: THAT'S PRINCESS SPITFIRE TO YOU, DASH! (laughs) Just messing with you. Let's get a week of R&R together, then we can work on our combat drills. Sound fun?

Rainbow: Okay, let's go to my cloud home, I'm knackered.