



Return of the Russians It was a sunny day in Gravity Falls in mid July. Mayor Lawrence was sitting in his office when suddenly his secretary knocked on the door. "Yes, come in." said Mayor Lawrence. "Sir, someone is outside waiting to see you." said the female secretary. "Let them in." said Mayor Lawrence. The female secretary opened the door to Mayor Lawrence's office and in came General Volkov. He had survived being shot down in the underground facility in the Mall by wearing a bullet proof. "Oh, it's you.." said Mayor Lawrence. "You have some explaining to do, comrade." said General Volkov. "Look, you guys have been laying low so I figured why arrest the Pines family? I thought you guys would take care of them eventually. This isn't my problem anymore. I really don't need them getting me arrested so I backed off on them." said Mayor Lawrence. "Foolish man!" said General Volkov angrily as he slapped Mayor Lawrence in the face. "Look, they're morons. I'll call up the police and get them arrested for something. I just don't know what." said Mayor Lawrence. "You better think of something or we take you to Mother Russia and we feed you to creature! Commander Mikhailov is not pleased!" said General Volkov in angrily with broken english. *Scene cuts to inside the Mystery Shack.* It was early in the morning. Everyone except Ford was asleep. "Family meeting now!" said Ford. "CAN IT, POINDEXTER! WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!" shouted Grunkle Stan. "This is important!" said Ford. Dipper and Mabel got out of bed along with Soos, Melody, and Grunkle Stan to hear what Ford had to say. "I've detected a new interdimensional rift in Russia." said Ford. "Where in Russia?" asked Grunkle Stan. "I don't know but it's a strong possibility the Russians have captured a creature from the Nightmare Realm. This could be incredibly dangerous. We must go to the US Government." said Ford. Suddenly police car sirens went off outside. The police then kicked down the door with their guns drawn. The Pines put their hands up as the cops came to put handcuffs on them. "What is the meaning of this? Stanley did you tax evade again?" asked Ford. "No, I totally did not commit tax evasion again." said Grunkle Stan. "I don't think they are here because of that." said Dipper. Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland then entered the house. "Stanley Pines, you are hereby under arrest for criminal impersonation, massive tax evasion, possession of illegal weapons, and pug trafficking. Stanford Pines, you are hereby under arrest for possession of unknown weapons, and conducting illegal experiments." said Sheriff Blubs. "Blubs what about the kids?" asked Deputy Durland. "Officers, forget about the kids. You can uncuff them." said Sheriff Blubs. The officers did as told and then put the Pines brothers into the car. "Stop! Don't do this! They're innocent!" said Mabel as she and Dipper tried to run after the cars. "I don't think they are being arrested for those crimes. I think the Mayor ordered their arrest. Those are old crimes Grunkle Stan did and mostly everyone in town knows about them. Mayor Lawrence is probably behind this." said Dipper. "Doods, I spotted some russians in town yesterday. I have a feeling they are back and they are not happy!" said Soos. "Oh dear." said Melody. *Scene cuts to inside the Gravity Falls Police Department.* Mayor Lawrence entered the room Grunkle Stan and Ford were handcuffed in. "Well well well, if it isn't the Pines brothers." said Mayor Lawrence tauntingly. "Oh it's you, the russian lap boy." said Grunkle Stan. "I don't have time for insults. I warned you guys not to mess with these people. But you didn't listen. Now I have to hand you two over to Russia or it's all over for me." said Mayor Lawrence. "It's already over for you, you're a traitor to your country. You're a rat." said Ford. "Well. I'm just looking out for me and I'll do whatever it takes to succeed in life. I'm no traitor to my country. I'm quite aware that I've sunk pretty low but hey money is money. Stanley over here understands that." said Mayor Lawrence. "Yes, I do. But I'd never be a rat and turn on my own country." said Grunkle Stan. "You're not going to get away with this." said Ford. "I already have. They should be here any minute now to take you two away to Russia." said Mayor Lawrence with a grin on his face. Four russian men came into the room ready to retrieve the Pines brothers. Two men restrained Grunkle Stan. The other two men restrained Ford. "Now off to Mother Russia." said General Volkov as he walked in. "Volkov?! I thought you died." said Ford. "I wore a bulletproof vest. Enjoy the gulag. You will be forced to do hard labor there." said General Volkov. "I thought all gulags closed." said Grunkle Stan. "This one is a secret one. Not that many know about it. Now let's go." said General Volkov. "I don't think so!" said Mabel as she arrived into the room with Dipper, Wendy, Soos, and Melody. "Ah, the meddling american kids. We meet again." said General Volkov. Mabel tried to take him out with her grappling hook but failed as he dodged it. "Men, let's move! To the helicopter!" shouted General Volkov. The men ran to the helicopter while restraining Grunkle Stan and Ford. They sedated them so they wouldn't resist. The gang took off after them but it was too late. They took off in the helicopter with Grunkle Stan and Ford. "What do we do?" asked Mabel. "There's only one being that can help us now. We have to find Jheselbraum." said Dipper.