Midway announced today that it's bringing five games to the iPhone and iPod Touch, and not a single of them is Mortal Kombat.

The publisher announced that it will be repackaging its relatively popular Touchmaster Nintendo DS games for Apple's portable do-it-all machine. Prismatix, Dice King, Combo 11, Carpet, and Spellwinder -- all games from the original portable title -- will all be available by month's end for $0.99 a piece. Or, if you're feeling saucy, save a buck and go with the Touchmaster Volume 1 bundle of all five for $3.99.

But back to the whole Mortal Kombat thing ... am I the only one who wants to tap Sub-Zero's head off? Or slide Sonya Blade in half? Or rub out Kano's instestines! Hook it up, Midway!