Trumpkin went visiting

And we paid the price

Trumpkin went visiting

Across the sea so blue

He stopped to see

Queen Elizabeth II

Pretending to be wise

He talked about the past

Never ever realizing

She knew the truth of him

Trumpkin went visiting

Across the sea so blue

He brought along

His children, too

They begged their father,

“We want to play”

Dressed up prettily

Pretending to be cool

Trumpkin went visiting

Across the sea so blue

The whole crew of them

Went out in dresses new

He wore a tux that didn’t fit

Bragged sillily to the queen

Who quietly ignored

His protocol mistakes

Trumpkin went visiting

Across the sea so blue

He invited Ireland’s PM

His golf course to view

“I will not come to your

Golf Course” came the reply.

Trumpkin said no to the castle, so

They met in the airport instead

Trumpkin went visiting

Across the sea so blue

Acting like a dodo

Which was nothing new

The folk there across the pond

Had no more love for him

Than we have here at home

Perhaps that is because when

Trumpkin goes visiting

Across the sea so blue

We wish he would go

Away and stay there too