But, seriously, he has so many people on his staff, he can't come up with enough original job descriptions. For instance, he has a Director of Football Operations, but he also has a Football Operations Coordinator. The Tide has a Director of Player Personnel and three Assistant Directors of Player Personnel. Even more impressively, there are eight employees whose job is listed as "Football Analyst." Supposedly, these are the guys whose primary job is to simply break down videotape. Don't ask me why you need eight of them.