



Ay yi yi as Rick Sanchez would say. Sometimes you just can't escape this stuff.



Earlier this month, a guest took the pulpit at Open Bible Fellowship in Morrison, Ill., a 350-member church surrounded by cornfields. The speaker was an insurance salesman from Colorado named Ted Haggard.



The former superstar pastor, disgraced two years ago in a sex-and-drugs scandal, had returned — this time as a Christian businessman preaching a message that was equal parts contrition and defiance. Haggard linked his fall to being molested in second grade and apologized again.



His two sermons were posted, fleetingly, on Haggard's Web site under one word: "Alive!"



While his exact plans remain unclear, Haggard is unmistakably making himself a public figure again, nine months after his former church said he walked away from an oversight process meant to restore him.

Public figures get public scrutiny there Ted. You ready for that?