BORIS PASTERNAK LEVEL: All MARK TWAIN level rewards, plus I will host a Book Lush event at your venue*. You provide the ingredients and a list of books, I'll arrive with a menu of cocktails that I will mix for your guests, while explaining the meaning of each. If you want to get REALLY wild, I can also lead your group in some collaborative writing games inspired by the surrealists. You will be known for hosting the most fun, intellectually quirky, and memorable party ever.

*Unless you want to buy me airfare and a hotel, the party must be held within 100 miles of Seattle, Washington. Or, in a town I'd like to visit anyway, like Vancouver or Portland. Just message me to confirm.

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