

Some context - I work at a tourist store that sells pirate stuff. Some of it is cheap, but a lot is pretty legit. Replica guns, steel swords, the works. I have also been obsessed with pirates since I was 7. The following is a true story.

White, tourist family walks in.

White Dad: So, this is a boy's store, right?

Me: .....

Me: "A boy's store?" Hold up.

Me: *gives a twenty minute history lesson on female pirates, namely centering around Ching Shih, Anne Bonnie, and Mary Reed while the dad is just standing there, mouth open like a gaping fish.*

White Mom: *fistpounds me in respect*

