Now I know what you’re thinking. Big Cat, that’s not Sammy Sosa. That’s a weird snapchat filter that takes a person’s face and makes them look like a vampire crossed with Jon Taffer crossed with a Pimp crossed with a legendary Cub. But I have done the research and this is in fact Sammy Sosa. I can’t believe it either. Ive made my jokes in the past, I’ve marveled with his skin color changing every other day but this guy, this guy being the same guy as this guy.

Just blows my God Damn Mind. The Cubs need to save Sammy. Bring him back to Wrigley. Bring him home. We can’t have him out in the wilderness looking like an old wax Candle. Too many memories, too many good times to let it end like this. Do the right thing Cubs, bring Sammy back, put him on whatever healthcare plan the team is on, and let him see a Dermatologist. I beg you.

Update the Timeline yet again.

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