Ted Cruz, whose face is all moist surfaces and uncanny angles and about a third too much skin, will be remembered as the cuck who said to the American people, “Please elect the man who called my wife ugly and implied that my father murdered JFK as the next president of the United States. I’m a pudding man.” Which is to say nobody is going to remember what Cruz has to say about Colin Kaepernick, so we might as well examine his comments while we can.





You might ask why Cruz hasn’t spent all of his money taking care of the families of fallen police officers. Well, he’s already doing his part for them by not kneeling for the national anthem, so back off!