

Short Ethiopia Jokes



Q: How do you kill 50 flys instantly?

A: Hit a Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.



Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?

A: The Ethiopian chicken.



Q: How does every Ethiopian joke start?

A: By looking over your shoulder.



Q: Whats the difference between a smart Ethopian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters



Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Ethopian beauty contest?

A: Me neither.



Q: What was the score between USA and Ethiopia in soccer?

A: USA 8 ... Ethiopia Didn't!



Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ethopia?

A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.



Q: How do you get from city to city in Ethiopia?

A: Sit on an Ethiopians back and dangle a biscuit in front of them.



Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a sesame sead bun on his head?

A: A quarter pounder



Q: What is the fastest animal in the world?

A: Anything when it's passing through ethiopia.



Q: What do you call a Ethiopian family portrait?

A: A bar code.



Q: Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?

A: Neither have they.



Q: What's it called when 50 Ethiopians stand on a log?

A: A comb.



Q: What do you call a 65 pound ethiopian?

A: A cannibal



Q: How do Ethiopians camouflage themselves?

A: They stand sideways.



Q: What do you call an ethiopian with a bag of rice?

A: Set for life



Q: What do Ethiopian children do for fun?

A: Draw pictures of food.



A nuclear bomb was accidentally detonated in Ethiopia today, 3 people died and 4 million ran to eat the mushroom



Phone Call



Three men want make phone call from Hell to remind to their relatives about its harsh conditions

Their Nationalities were American, Italian and Ethiopian.

So they decide to go to Devil who is the boss.

So the American made a call and the Devil made him to pay 100 USD, then an Italian made a call and the Devil made him to pay 10 Euros on fact that Italy is less developed than that of USA.

LASTLY an Ethiopian made a call and the Devil made him to pay a cent

Both the American and Italian complain as it is not fair and the devil responded to them

"The Ethiopian call was a local call whereas your was an International call"



The Foreigner

Once there was a man that came from Ethiopia to America, He couldnt speak English so he went to choir and learned how to say "Me me me me me me."

Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say "He stole my dolly"

And on his way home he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."

Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say "Plug it in Plug it in."

Then he went to the store and there was a murder the police said "Who killed this man?"

The foreigner said "Me me me me me me me."

The police said "Why did you kill him?"

And the man said "He stole my dolly."

The police man said "What did you kill him with?"

The man said "Big butcher knife big butcher knife."

Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death.

The police man said "any last words?"

And the foreigner said "Plug it in plug it in."





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