Santander Bank Teller From Lawrence Nearly Gets Plane Grounded After Assaulting Flight Attendant With Pants Down

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A Lawrence woman nearly had her flight grounded when she refused to sit down and assaulted a flight attendant, and the whole thing was caught on film.

Guess someone didn’t like the in-flight movie. This is what happens when they let you trade in your frequent flier miles for food stamps. In fairness, I almost reacted the same way when I found out there was a $35 bag fee. The craziest twist and turn of that video was when it was revealed about halfway through that she was in her underpants.

Who hasn’t dropped trough in the middle of a long distance flight in order to prove a point to the flight attendant?

If you don’t speak the Lawrence dialect of Espanol, she yelled several times that she was a man, called the flight attendants “c*** suckers,” told them to call the police, and then told the flight attendant not to talk to her because she’s a 34 year old woman. She then ends the video by yelling, “come and talk s*** to me, I’m a man, I’ll break your mother,” before yelling in English that the person she’s speaking to is a f***ing racist.

Switches genders, doesn’t speak English, and calls everyone she doesn’t like a racist. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our next democratic nominee for President.

The woman in the video is Dahiana De La Cruz from Lawrence.

She is a teller at Santander Bank in Methuen.

And she should probably be arrested and put on the terror watch list considering she assaulted a flight attendant and could’ve forced the plane to be grounded. But I guess she’ll get a pass because she saved France from the terrorists one time.

So maybe she’ll get a mulligan this time around.

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