I did not ask for this. I am just a horse. I had no choice in the matter. My name is “Sassy.” For real.

Under Roy Moore, Alabama

I DID NOT CHOOSE THIS LIFE. PLEASE, IF HE WINS HE WILL RIDE ME INTO WASHINGTON AND I AM SCARED OF CARS. — Roy Moore’s Horse (@RoyMooresHorse) December 12, 2017

I HAD NO CHOICE I KNOW THINGS ABOUT ROY MOORE THAT WILL HAUNT YOUR SOUL https://t.co/L2E59r69fU — Roy Moore’s Horse (@RoyMooresHorse) December 12, 2017