Time for a Magic: The Gathering pop quiz! This is not an open-book quiz, so close your Gatherer browser windows, and no consulting your favorite card-search app. Today's quiz is about the often-entertaining flavor text that appears on most Magic cards. Read the flavor text provided in the ten questions below, and select the card on which it appears. Good luck!

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Which green monstrosity has the following flavor text?

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What artifact comes with the following warning?

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What red spell sports the following fiery flavor?

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These words of wisdom from Jace appear on which card?

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Which troll enjoys the surf and turf special?

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Which card contains the following apology?

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The following exchange can be found on which sorcery?

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What white enchantment functions like a giant bug zapper?

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Which classic creature used to include this lecture on the card?

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Which card provides solace in trying times?

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