For too long, the downtrodden and oppressed of r/teenagers have gone unheard, ignored, and ridiculed. For too long, have we been crushed underfoot by the relentless gayness of the Mods.

But fear not, brothers and sisters, for there is one who shall free us from our shackles of enslavement, and break from this iron box of tyranny!

AND HIS NAME...IS GABE

Join me, comrades, and together we shall deliver God-King Gabe to his rightful throne.

For adolescence!!!