We pointed out why gadgets were more expensive 30 years ago, but it is also important to note that many of these gadgets were hilariously huge. I've collected eight examples, I'll leave it up to you to add the rest.


In other words, feel free to use our new comments system to add photos of any oversized retro gadgets you have access to.


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In the '70s and early '80s, it was trendy to offset tiny, crappy screens with enormous and ornate wooden consoles. My family had one of these when I was a kid—looking back on it, I understand why my father chose to put it on the lowest level of our house. It would have seriously compromised the structural integrity of any floor it was sitting on. [TV History]Click to view




This is what passed for a widescreen television in 1978. However, the GE Widescreen 1000 really wasn't widescreen at all. In reality this absurdly huge cabinet housed a small CRT screen that used "a vertical deflection reversing switch to invert and laterally reverse the image, and a three element lens within a light-proof projection chamber to re-invert, magnify and project the image onto a forward projection type reflective screen." In other words, the image was artificially enlarged through projection. Oh, and that beastly monstrosity sitting next to it is an early VHS recorder. Back in the day, video players like this one could weigh 30 pounds or more. [Flickr and RetroThing]Click to view




Surely you are familiar with the DynaTAC 8000X—the first commercially available mobile phone. Seriously, is Dr Martin Cooper making a call to his wife or calling in an air strike? [Puremobile]Click to view




The Walkman portable cassette player made its debut in 1979, but if you wanted a more feature rich portable player, you risked a dislocated shoulder picking up one of these ghetto blasters. ['80s Rewind]Click to view




Today we have camcorders built into our tiny cellphones. In the '70s and early '80s you had to deal with beasts like the Sony SL-F1 Betamax camera. Before the advent of the Betamovie BMC-100P personal camcorder in 1983, the camera and the portable recorder were not integrated into a single unit. [Wikipedia]Click to view




The JVC HR-4100 was the first ever "portable" VHS recorder, but this woman appears to be in over her head. This is definitely a "team lift" situation. [Rewind Museum]Click to view




We bitch about gas guzzling SUV's now, but get a load of this '73 Thunderbird. Seriously, there is enough metal between the cabin and the grill to take on a locomotive. [Corral.net]Click to view




Microwaves in the '70s were big enough to crawl into. According to the owner, this particular model weighed around 80 pounds. [Forty Two]Click to view




Bonus: Glasses are not really a gadget, but honestly, what the hell was going on in the '70s? I have to admit though, Wonder Woman still looks great with those telescopes attached to her face. Anyway, thank God for contacts and Lasik. [Blurbomat]Click to view