Whiskey. Bacon and eggs. All-beef hamburgers. Meat tornadoes. Charles Mulligan’s steakhouse. Turf ‘n’ turf. And absolutely no vegetables, meat substitutes, or poultry (unless it’s coated in bacon). Parks and Recreation‘s resident rugged individualist has much to teach us about the ways of the carnivore. And thankfully, the folks at NBC have compiled them into one excellent video. We think this would be an appropriate time to mention that if anyone wanted to, say, open a Ron Swanson-themed restaurant, we’d be there in a (cholesterol-drenched) heartbeat.

[via EW]