Mysterious electronic implant discovered in mans tooth

December 14, 2009

The National Reporter

Wally Hanson, a sixty-seven year old retired police officer from Albany New York, got an unexpected surprize last week.

While visiting his dentist for a routine check up, a mysterious metallic object was discovered in his tooth.

“It’s weird as hell.” He said. “It’s a tiny electronic implant of some sort. I have no idea how the hell it got there. It wasn’t there the last time I had my teeth X-rayed a year ago.”

His dentist, Dr. Fred Wallington had this to say.

“I never saw anything like this. There is no opening anywhere near the implant. No scarring or filling, it’s like it just grew there.”

Mr. Hanson contacted the FBI about his mysterious implant the day after it was discovered and they were very interested in finding out what it was.

He was immediately flown to Washington DC to under go some extensive tests.

Dr. Bernard of the FBI’s forensic medical investigations unit conducted several tests on the object and concluded that it was a transmitter of some sort and that not only was it transmitting a very high frequency signal, it was also receiving an incoming signal.

What that incoming signal is and how it is effecting Mr. Hanson is a mystery.

“It doesn’t seem to be having any kind of effect on Mr. Hanson.” Dr. Bernard told us. “But we do know that every time it transmits, a few seconds later a signal is returned to the device.”

The National Reporter – How often does the implant send out signals?

“We’re not sure, but it seems to be at least four times a day. They are very short and easy to miss, so there may be more. Some of them only last for a hundredth of a second, but despite the short transmission time, there is a lot of information being exchanged.”

The National Reporter – Do you have any idea who or what put the implant in Mr. Hanson’s tooth?

“Not yet, but it can be anything from some kind of marketing device placed in there by a corporation or a foreign government using it to spy on us. And we aren’t counting out extra terrestrial’s either.”

The National Reporter – Do you have any idea’s what the signals are saying?

“They are in some kind of code, but it isn’t the usual binary code. This is weird, it’s in some sort of quad code. So far we haven’t been able to make heads or tails out of it.”

The National Reporter – Have you tried to remove it?

“Yes, and when we did the implant immediately lost power and shut down. Apparently it is rigged to disable itself if the tooth is removed, so we have to study it while it is in Mr. Hanson’s mouth.”

The FBI has still not been able to decipher the code or locate the origin of the implant.

They have informed The National Reporter they we would be notified when they have learned more about it.

Until then, we will just have to wait.

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