My rim’s doing jumping jacks; the top’s doing sit-ups man

Let’s just say, my whole car’s on a fitness plan.

Chad Says:

KITT didn’t need a gym membership and that dude was like GPS, On-Star and a therapist all in one.

I’m pretty sure all Mike had to do was fill him up with a little premium unleaded and get him waxed down once in a while.

What would my fly ass look like up in GNC trying to buy some protein shakes for my ride?