I am still debating whether to attend this week’s Stop Trump protest in London. The idea attracts me partly because I recently acquired a crossbow and quite fancy trying it out on the enormous blimp that has been paid for by the lefties and depicts a snarling Trump dressed in a nappy. If ever there were a case of what the psychologists call “projection”, this is it. A mass toddler tantrum by people who cannot bear to hear views that diverge from their own half-baked opinions.

Partly, also, to mix with some of the luminaries of the Stop Trump campaign. Such as Paul de Hoest. De Hoest is chief manager, financial risk, for the Bank of England. He is also the boss of the supposed