Description

Never forget those important files again, don't keep them with you, keep them IN you!



Now, thanks to cutting edge breakthroughs in rectal data hosting, you don't have to worry about anyone stumbling across those personal home movies, private photos or the microfilms you snapped pics of during that last undercover mission to Moscow, this will keep those bits of data safe from prying eyes & wandering fingers, just like a SECRET AGENT!!



Be like James Bond, Archer, and/or...whatever other applicable spies are out there who would do this!



Available in various sizes, in stainless steel or silicone, and customizable by request to be the perfect fit for any mission!



Features include, butt are not limited to -





Detachable USB Micro-SD Card Reader DONGLE (that word's REALLY funny)



Secure Data lodging



Hides files in places most people wont be looking!



Great way to turn in class assignments, resumes and work projects



Maybe wizards?



Kinda feels like you're part of the Matrix



Plug and Play fun for all



Great gift for that friend who has everything, I promise, they don't have one of these



Compatible with most models - custom sizes available upon request!



Protective cap, trust me, this is a good feature.





This small anal novelty, data transfer device and possible projectile will always brighten up your day, whether it's secured inside you, proudly displayed on your coffee table, worn to church, hung from a necklace or given as a gift to a loved one!





Hit me up with any questions or comments, I can make just about anything custom and love commissions, and please share! Each order also comes with free stickers and a few extra bonus gifts :) Thanks a ton for dropping by!!