After dealing with complaints of Lucky Chloe in Tekken 7 by saying she will be exclusive to Japan and Europe, Tekken director Katsuhiro Harada has decided to silence the complaints once and for all by turning Tekken 7 into a first-person shooter exclusively for North America. Harada adding Lucky Chloe into Tekken 7 is proof that he has no clue what he is doing. Besides being a fighting game, adding anime girls into Tekken has destroyed any reputation this series would have had in America. Thankfully, someone on his team is smart and must have suggested to Harada to change Tekken 7 into a first-person shooter to make up for this atrocity.

“I have had people from North America complain about every single thing I have done with Tekken,” said Harada at the Tekken 20th anniversary event, “I thought removing Chloe would be good enough for them, but clearly what they really want is a first-person shooting game. Well, that is what me and the team have decided to do. Tekken 7 will be a shooter exclusively in North America.”

The first footage of the North American version of Tekken 7 shows a character who looks similar to the main character in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare or Battlefield Hardline. After quickly shifting the perspective to his point of view, a hand holding a gun appears in the middle of the screen. Cheers from the audience erupted after this part of the trailer was shown.

Afterwards, you see Lucky Chloe appear in the distance defacing copies of Tekken. The main character tells her that she will burn in hell before blowing her face off. More cheers from the audience. Harada then announced that many characters will be killed in Tekken 7 including King, Panda, Bob Richards, Yoshimitsu, Kuma and more.

“Of course I listen to the fans,” continued Harada, “Every complaint I hear is just more reason for me to work harder. This new Tekken 7 is the result of listening to diehard fans who have clearly played every game in the series. And I can already hear the complaints so I will address this right now: there will be more gore and patriotism in the final product.”

Pre-orders for Tekken 7 shot up in North America after the trailer was revealed. Many gamers were unable to picture Tekken as a fighting game before becoming a first-person shooter.