My friends David and Charles (they are brothers) gave me this pen as a gift for selling my soul to them. They use the souls that they are collecting to achieve world dominance. They promised me that for my soul I would be rewarded with a gift that has powers no one can understand and boy were they right. From the moment this pen arrived delivered by 72 virgins dressed in Versace gowns (not bad for free shipping). I have not stopped using it. I use it for everything. I have found the best use is opening those plastic packages that electronics come sealed in. It just rips right through the covering and releases the merchandise right into my hands. Personally I think that needs to be added to the features list. Just be careful because if you press too hard during this process you can rip a hole in the space time continuum and then things get really messy fast.

I have also found that if you hold the pen in the air on the first full moon of the month and whisper your wishes to the god in a black cloak that appears that they all come true. I now have wealth beyond my dreams and plan on joining the Bros. Koch in their quest for world dominance just as soon as I figure out a way to get my soul back from them.

I swear I truly use this pen everywhere. I even take it to work with me at Starbucks. There is nothing better in the world to use to misspell customers names on the side of the cups with. The flair the smoothness of writing is amazing and the misspelled names are so easily read when I yell them across the room.

Now if they can only tell me how to make the Tardis quit appearing every time I use it I will be happy. After all I cannot have everyone in the world knowing I am the only really true Doctor.

PROS: everything

CONS: NOTHING...