By Sierra Hartman

Tired of swiping through your Instagram feed and seeing selfie after selfie of happy friends frolicking in winter wonderlands? FOMO no mo’! We’ve put together a list of the best sledding spots right here in San Francisco. So blow the dust off that old sled, strap it on your scooter, and hit the slopes!

What’s that you say? How the biff am I supposed to go sledding sans snow? We-he-hell, Mr. Doubty Pants, turns out sleds slide pretty damn well on pavement. Don’t believe me? Good, ’cause I actually faked a couple of these. But if you’re feeling bold this holiday season, I assure you that there are enough steep grades around the city to keep you entertained at least until the pot-nog wears off. Or, you know, you could just give up and go to Tahoe.