Disclaimer

*Edumosis may cause side effects such as extreme learning, inquisitive children, and ice cream headaches. Exposure to lessons should last between two and four minutes and not exceed three minutes. For learnings lasting more than 4 hours, please consult your doctor. For squirmy children, lessons can be transferred at a distance of up to three feet by a parent or teacher following a child. Distance-exposure learning may increase time for transfer. If side effects occur, limit use of Edumosis app and let child play outside, or simply pick up a new child when next available. Should not be used in place of regular worksheet time, Brainzy game play, or teacher-created lesson plans. For best results, purchase a Pro Lifetime subscription (and one for a friend) to be used in tandem with Edumosis app. For support regarding this product, spin around three times, wish yourself a Happy April Fools’ Day, and tweet with the hashtag #edumosis. For questions about hashtags, please consult your local teenager. Edumosis is a product of Education.com’s customer confusion committee and should not be taken seriously by anyone.