Imagine if Harvey Weinstein were a Republican fat cat perv, and he’d been touching everything but the third rail like this for decades — do you think the alt-left media would be giving all of his political pals the same good leaving alone they’re giving the Democrats?

No, every Republican running for every office anywhere in the country, right down to county commissioner and tree warden, would be hounded incessantly to denounce Weinstein and his one-mogul “War on Women.”

It’s six days now since news about Weinstein’s unspeakable behavior broke, and I still don’t see statements from a lot of his more unsavory, shall we say, Democrat recipients.

Obama was finally shamed into saying something last night about how “disgusted” he was. If he mentioned giving any of Harvey’s dirty money back, I must have missed it. Maybe Obama will leave that to one of those courageous network comedians — Jimmy Kimmel, perhaps, or producer Lorne Michaels of SNL — to issue a pro forma statement.

Anybody seen Bill Clinton? Hillary yesterday had a flack issue a whopping 38-word statement about how “shocked” and “appalled” she was. Yeah, right. But what about her husband Bill? What’s the over-under on how many times Weinstein visited Bill in the White House? We know he stopped in to see Obama 13 times.

How about Clinton’s vice president, Al Gore? Doesn’t he have a new movie out? Has someone asked him about the $5,000 he collected from the slimy schlockmeister, or is that an inconvenient truth Gore doesn’t care to discuss?

Al Gore knows something about masseuses and hotel rooms, doesn’t he? Surely he would have a statement about his benefactor Weinstein.

Gore and Weinstein also shared a lawyer — David Boies. After Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Jr. broomed the sex-harassment case against Weinstein in 2015, Boies coughed up $10,000 as a campaign contribution to Vance.

You tell me, who are the real “deplorables” here?

What about John Edwards, the former North Carolina senator who was tried (and acquitted) of taking money from a rich old dowager to pay for his baby mama, whom he knocked up while his wife was dying of cancer?

You can see how Weinstein and Sen. Edwards would have hit it off, can’t you? Weinstein took care of the ambulance-chasing Edwards, bigtime.

Then there was the former governor of New York, Eliot Spitzer, better known in the federal indictment as “Client No. 9.” Harvey was one of Spitzer’s top contributors, despite their differences — Weinstein enjoyed preying on starlets and office temps, Spitzer high-end hookers.

After Weinstein finished sodomizing the actress Asia Argento, according to The New Yorker, she sat weeping on the bed in his hotel room, telling the 300-pound fiend that, “I am not a whore.”

Weinstein, she recalled, laughed and said he would put that phrase on a T-shirt.

I wonder if he sent some of those shirts to Spitzer to pass on to his Russian ladies of the evening.

I only mentioned a few of the pols with zipper problems that Weinstein took care of. I haven’t got room to again list the three Kennedys, or the rest of the ethically challenged statesmen and women, etc., etc.

There’s only one really slimy Democrat who somehow Harvey Weinstein forgot to take care of, and so I ask the monster of Miramax this one final question:

Harvey, how the hell did you miss Anthony Weiner? What have you got against Carlos Danger?

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