Declassified and Approved For Release 2013/09/16: CIA-RDP89G00720R000800040003-6

Soviet Jokes for the DDCI

A worker standing in a liquor line says, "I have had enough, save my place,

I am going to shoot Gorbachev." Two hours later he returns to claim his

place in line. His friends ask, "Did you get him?" No, the line there was

even longer than the line here."

"What's the difference between Gorbachev and Dubcek?" Nothing, but

Gorbachev doesn't know it yet.