I arrive at home to this wonderful package. I carry it around with great joy for a little while trying to explain to my mom the concept of an online Secret Santa.

She looks over my shoulder as I open the package and read the card. "What's a Dickmonkie" she inquires. "Ohh that's just my username" is my casual response. Already disappointed in me I continue with the gifts, she decides to stay.

I pull out a lovely framed Dick Butt art piece. Excellent I think to myself as I begin laughing. She is still not enthused. The chihuahua ornament? Not enthused. Bacon chocolate? Not enthused. Shot glasses you can write on? Not enthused. Whatever, tough crowd.

My mom gets my dad. He loves it, all of it. We laugh together. We are enthused.

This has made for a truly excellent evening! Thank you!