SWEET COUCH.

This is a series of $10 devotional candles from Etsy seller Banana Leviathan featuring characters from video games and sci-fi series. They're currently selling Zelda, Princess Peach, Portal, Dr. Who and Hunger Games ones, with a bunch of other characters coming soon. You know, I always see them for sale at the grocery store but I've never understood what you're supposed to do with devotional candles. I think you pray to them or something? Dear candle, please kill my roommate in his sleep sometime this week. Also, if you could not tip over and set the apartment on fire when I pass out drunk in a little while, that would be deluxe. All men. Wow, I feel feel spiritual-er already. Maybe next time I'll add some chanting.

Hit the jump for a couple others for sale.

Thanks to Logan, who was REALLY trying to sell me on these candles. (I got a Zelda one)