— Brett Morgen (@brettmorgen) December 15, 2015

From comedy to costumes, fights to fx to overall feel, J.J. Abrams has created a thoroughly old-fashioned movie #StarWarsForceAwakens — Steven Zeitchik (@ZeitchikLAT) December 15, 2015

Star Wars premiere just letting out now. A LOT of smiling faces. #StarWarsForceAwakens — Matthew Belloni (@THRMattBelloni) December 15, 2015

Just got the first #StarWarsForceAwakens review from Chris @Hardwick while exiting the theater... "It was ****ing incredible!" — Kenny Holmes (@KHOLMESlive) December 15, 2015

1st Star Wars review: it was epic, awesome & perfect. The cast was stellar. JJ killed it! — RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) December 15, 2015

Not going to say much till I see it again but rest assured THE FORCE AWAKENS is the best STAR WARS since 1983...maybe 1980. — Steven Weintraub (@colliderfrosty) December 15, 2015

Well, I've seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens. My prediction: #1 at the box office this week. — Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) December 15, 2015

There's really no words to describe how amazing The Force Awakens was. Just..... Wow.... #StarWarsRedCarpet pic.twitter.com/Fq8un08Jf0 — !llmind (@illmindPRODUCER) December 15, 2015

Out of Star Wars: The Force Awakens. This about sums it up: pic.twitter.com/BPECdYffYy — Eric Vespe (@EricVespe) December 15, 2015

There are many things that should be made illegal in response to Star Wars: The Force Awakens: any variation on the phrase "The Force is strong in this one"; any attempt to say "Christmas came one week early for Star Wars fans"; and anyone even thinking of describing the movie as "BB-great." Let's add people who break embargoes and ruin the movie to that list.

After Thursday evening, however, those wanting to remain unspoiled should just switch off the Internet altogether until they've had a chance to see the movie for themselves. Too many Bothan spies would be sacrificed to keep spoilers hidden, otherwise.