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Spanish OPEC Engineer discusses his thoughts on the coronavirus, trump, elon,

Spanish OPEC Engineer on the USA

00:00 - 00:05 Coronavirus was just starting in the US..

00:05 - 00:07 We needed to do something, anything

00:07 - 00:10 It was spreading so fast

00:11 - 00:16 So we put our best minds together and spent 16 hours in a room thinking about how to fuck the USA.

00:17 - 00:21 So we have dissolved OPEC!

00:21 - 00:24 Oil prices are down 32%.

00:29 - 00:31 Their futures market halted

00:31 - 00:34 S&P 500 futures fell 5% and circuit breakered

00:38 - 00:40 Just wait..

00:41 - 00:47 SPY dropped 20% and they thought it was bottomed

00:47 - 00:50 WSB nerds were buying calls on Friday

00:50 - 00:56 And making posts about YOLOs and yachts

00:58 - 00:59 Well just wait..

00:59 - 01:01 They're so fucked now!!

01:04 - 01:06 They're going to YOLO more

01:06 - 01:08 They'll buy more calls tomorrow!

01:13 - 01:14 Just wait..

01:14 - 01:16 We haven't even flooded the market yet!

01:16 - 01:20 Trump is going to shit himself!

01:21 - 01:27 We're bringing oil down to $15 dollars, and nobody gives a fuck anymore.

01:35 - 01:36 I already have my yacht

01:36 - 01:39 It's solar powered

01:41 - 01:44 I asked Elon to build it for me in two weeks.

01:44 - 01:47 He said 'OK' ..it took him one day.

01:47 - 01:49 He ran around with his little team and got it done.

01:50 - 01:53 I traded him my March $20 VIX Puts for it!!

01:54 - 01:56 He's so fucked now too!!

01:56 - 01:58 They're worthless now

01:58 - 02:02 It's done, Oils's done, they're done

02:05 - 02:07 Mars..

02:10 - 02:11 On what..

02:11 - 02:13 Solar?

02:15 - 02:17 With oil prices at $20, USA is fucked

02:17 - 02:20 Coronavirus is already spreading undetected

02:21 - 02:28 They're not even testing anyone anymore

02:29 - 02:30 Trump is..

02:30 - 02:32 He's telling everyone it's under control

02:36 - 02:39 He doesn't know fuck all

02:40 - 02:42 Neither does Biden

02:50 - 02:55 I think I have coronavirus too

02:56 - 02:58 Are you feeling ok?

02:58 - 03:04 I'm feeling fine, my yacht is full of vaccine and tendies, i'm going to be fine

03:04 - 03:09 I'm going to watch the US fall apart in style, self-quarantined with my internet connection

03:09 - 03:11 I'll sell more calls to WSB idiots

03:16 - 03:20 I think we're both sick with the virus!

03:23 - 03:26 You're coughing now too