pants: EARLIER WHEN YOU CAUGHT ME BEATING OFF, THAT WAS JUST A JOKE I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND pants: I WAS PLAYING A PRANK (A PRACTICAL JOKE IF YOU WILL) AND IT WAS ALL IN GOOD FUN pants: FOR THE RECORD I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN pants: I'M SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE deuce: DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP!!!! pants: ARE THESE PLUMPERS FROM THE SUPERMARKET OR DID YOU GROW THEM IN YOUR GARDEN deuce: UNDEFINED