DAGOR EQUESTRIA. By MRGODZILLAJODEDOR Watch

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A year has almost passed since it's premiere and I just remembered how much I hate the My little pony movie. And it disappoints me that many just sat at the theatre scratching their balls while they were delivered such garbage, few pages I've seen have really destroyed the movie by parts and picking apart it's errors, its BIG ERRORS, just like god dictates. And what better than to leave this bullshit of a movie behind than with a damn drawing? And a little review made one year late. Of what I consider most vomitive of this garbage. Really lost the count of how many times I watched it to convince myself it was good, but after watching it many times I noticed how much worse it got. To start, for a reason no guard alerted about the massive float of ships that approximated, not even the Wonderbolts which are supposed to be the airforce. And for some reason they didn't help fight against the guards during the invasion, what? When tempest attacks and Candance is stuck, celestia is just standing looking scared... uh... you've shown to have great bravery in the past and yet you were defeated?well for some reason neither she nor luna helped the princess of love and homosexuality. that in the third season we saw that even tired could protect an entire kingdom and now can't with a vile pileup. Moon being the only one that does something, knocks down a guard with a magic shot and then gets caught, then twilight and company try to escape instead of defending themselves against enemies that now seem intimidating but in the last minutes of the movie they are defeated with slats, cakes, pans, sea shells and fluttershy's therapy, if so weak they were I wonder why the inhabitants of ponyville including the strongest as bigmac, maud, the hypermuscular pony that I do not remember his name THE FUCKING GUARDS AND WONDERBOLTS! Why didn't they stop them ... what? Did everyone woke up that day all cowardly and useless? Didn't we see in the fifth season that they could lend themselves to a war? and where was Starlight, Trixie and especially Discord? ah yes, I forgot, because that way the movie would end in the first 20 minutes, that's how bad the script is, and please don't mention the antimagic armor, at first it looks very clear how moon sent flying a gorilla with a simple magic beam, and the armor did not react in an incandescent way as the shields and cages, and the animation was very well taken care of so it would be unlikely that they omitted that detail so their armor would seem not anti-magic. and even if they were, Starlight, Trixie and Discord managed very well without magic against an army of chalengings, I guess some gorillas who are defeated by the stupidities of pinkie pie would not be a problem, ah and for some reason spike forgot that he is friends with Ember, the fucking QUEEN OF THE DRAGONS and also of Torax the KING CHALENGING shit!..not to mention the jacks, the gryphos etc..no no no, only the gypogrypos could ... those idiots that in the end did not work for shit and apparently only spent the valuable time that the film lasted, in dances and music. and..hey applejack, a race to the reef?" Yeah right assholes, have fun, dance and sing while in equestria the stormking's gorillas are probably raping their friends and family. another strange thing is ... if the skinny weak and with apparent mental retardation of the princess skystar, in several scenes she was seen as she could load up to 2 antlers of stormking ... the hypoglyphs guards and the army, shouldn't they be even stronger? if a simple princess could do all that, and taking into account that with that magic pearl they could become something even more powerful .. why fuck run? When you think about it, you realize that this shit doesn't make any sense. the mane 6 all useless, did not serve for anything but to hinder and hinder everything or to make tension in the plot. It would have been better if some of them stayed to defend ponyville and the other plot was twilight in her search. and for some other reason twilight in this film behaved like a coward, she just keep running away at all times, where was the twilight that fought tirek tirelessly? in the scene where she was hidding in that pirate ship, as I put in one of my drawings that some fagot erased. without anyone looking, neither tempest or the guards or anyone, they could have defended with the surprise factor, perhaps not kill but prove to them "look bitch I'm not a princess in distress" a magic shot below them, either to the guards, to tempest or someone idk ... Maybe their fucking aerostatic balloon to knock them all down and stop them from fucking everyone, then after this become invisible or teleport all the others? no no no, of course not. Because obviously if a girl sees that type of "violence" she could become a prostitute or something, right? and again, the armors were not anti magic. And even if they were, it's not like they did not have unprotected body parts, right?. which brings me to the end. As I said at the beginning, everything looked very dark, very rough and intimidating guards ... but apparently in the end everything ends in a very childish way, being deceived with a cake, bombarded by a cake, defeated with ribbons and other nonsense while crying like little girls. after this twlight saves tempest and calls her "friend", I am aware that in the past they have become friends with the villains but in this film this was poorly executed, even taking into account the dumb and ridiculous reasons and motives of tempest to be a villain .. seriously, Not even the most dumbass kid would eat that shit. ah if not to mention that clown of the storm king who with immense power in his meekness was defeated by the all powerful heads of pinkie pie and company..wow !! Tirek and King Shadow tremble at this. and in the end what happens? a battle? a fight? something..ah I don't know, they "hold hands" and they make a chain to take the scepter. Right ... then twilight arrives and everyone starts to hug eachother oh but look, stormking is still alive, and apparently tempest will fight with..ah not only she threw herself at him and then both became stone..and.. Then twilight saves her. You know, it would have been an acceptable thing for her to die that way as a way to make amends, but nooo, children need a happy ending. they grab the scepter and they happily rebuild the castle and everything else, and how cute and clouds and a rainbow and everyone happy at the end in a party next to the guards and villains who hours before had them with chains, using them as target practice and probably had raped some them. and oh who comes there? Queen Novo and the hippogriffs ... It was so forced, almost as if someone was pulled by the hair, what? Did she felt regret, decided to fight? something? ... Apparently the director did not think that it could have been something more exciting that they appeared during the fight against the monsters of storm king but no... They decided to appeat in near tge end, where almost everything is worth shit ... and with what a pretext? What the hell was in her head? with this ending I said to myself, are you serious, is that all? really?

ok, even with everything else..if ok, maybe twilight and spike had Alzheimer's or mental retardation to forget something as important as having become friends with 2 of the races that they had previously feared ... even that tremendous stupidity was passable ... ok maybe Starlight and Trixie were in her room having sex or something dirty and immoral and Discord for being a son of a bitch probably stared at them ... Ah yes .. and the lesson of friendship was?. Personally, I think a final fight would have made this film something salvageable. because it is in that final scene where they return to canterlott that the movie goes completely downhill in a tailspin, it is the most lazy, silly and disappointing part of the whole movie. taking into account that there was twilight merchandise fighting against tempest .. There were even statements from the writers saying that it would be an epic movie like the lord of the rings and blabla and in the end ... A big pile of shit came out. I know that the movie is childish .. but, have you never seen it when mlp get parodied in other programs? what do they put? tender stereotypes, music etc but you say "haha is just a stereotype ... but with this movie they were not stereotypes", everything was real, all this sweet shit was serious.

because even for the standards of a children's film, this is far below, taking into account that there are films directed to all public that are masterpieces. a movie that makes it's all pink, it does not matter how ugly the situation is, everything is resolved in the end and nobody dies and they are all friends ... shit, in the fourth season even Twilight lost his house from the tree despite of having overcome evil? and taking into account that the fourth season is a litter. This shitty film does not reflect anything of the potential that could have taken into account the narrative quality of the series. the fight of tirek and twilight is considered one of the most spectacular moments of the series and everyone talked about it for weeks even in sites other than mlp, even in anime page, comics, I even saw it on a page metal talk about it .. that is how to reach a new audience, this shitty movie infallible on the contrary, anyone who sees it think that it is the childish trash who everyone thinks it is and will give people more reasons to bully those kids in the schools that see the show, bullyng that they have it well deserved if they are going to defend this trash. Gentlemen, they saw the face of the public. I dare to say without a doubt the same artists bronys with their fanarts and fanfics with alicons mary sue have more talent and quality in their own works than that shit that they exhibited in the cinemas. It is your garbage movie against the creativity of the fanbase. that 40% of rotten and other critics, have it well deserved. curious that in this eighth season they will be trying to cover these plotholes in the same way ryan jhonson tried to explain the mistakes and shits he did in star wars the last jedi, through interviews and twits .. Gentlemen, if you are going to make an explanation, put it in the fucking movie, if the explanation is not in the movie your argument doesn't matter at all. A twitter comment or an explanatory chapter will not make the movie better, because the mistakes are already there. and again, shielding and defending the movie by saying that it is just a children's movie is like saying that children are stupid. It is more harmful to put a child to see nonsense. one of the basic rules for writing a story is not to believe that the viewer is stupid, no matter how fantastic or childish your story is. In short this is my very humble opinion. Now excuse me while I run over kids.

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