President Donald Trump was suspended from Twitter last night over allegations he has been colluding with rival social media giant Facebook.

Twitter has accused Trump of colluding with Facebook to make Twitter look like the social media platform that all the nutjobs hang out on.

‘While President Trump has brought new eyeballs to Twitter, he has also made us look like the place where all the hate-filled, crazy people hangout. That’s not a good look so we decided to suspend his account with immediate effect,’ said Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey.

And Twitter believes that Donald Trump’s account is a negative ad campaign run by Facebook to harm their public image.



‘We will be launching a full investigation into this matter and, if guilty, Donald Trump will be tried with social media treason. The punishment for which is having to talk to real people for the rest of his life,’ said Dorsey.

Both Facebook and Donald Trump have denied the allegations although rumours have been swirling that Donald Trump Jr and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg met in 2016 to discuss Trump’s campaign strategy. Again, Donald Trump denies this.



‘Everyone knows I had no strategy,’ he claims.