1) Pants have 3 buttons, a zipper, and a belt. 2) Sweatpants have drawstring - gets stuck in a knot. 3) There are 4 stalls: 1 is occupied, 1 is out of paper, 1 has pee on the seat, and 1 has no lock. 4) I sneeze on the way to the bathroom... GAME OVER.

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