Guess used Burger King grease is the new copper wires nowadays.

The Associated Press social media editor who composed this little beauty below deserves some kind of a prize today.

A whopper of a haul: Police say a Virginia man stole hundreds of gallons of used cooking grease from a Burger King. But he couldn't give police the slip. https://t.co/lAK49gjwVQ #odd — AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) April 19, 2019

So does the headline writer.

From "Grease is the way we are stealing in northern Virginia" —

Alvaro Mendez Flores of Richmond admitted to the April 4 theft. Court documents state Mendez Flores backed up his box truck to the grease dumpster at the Annandale Shopping Center and used a hose to begin siphoning the used oil into a 1,600-gallon tank.

So, apparently the used cooking grease this guy stole can be resold to make… biodiesel fuel.

The suspect, one Mr. Alvaro Mendez Flores, told police he would get paid 25 cents a gallon for the stolen oil.

From the local news report at WJLA: