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00:00 - 00:03 Sweden has made a breakthrough along the northern front.

00:04 - 00:05 In the south, they pillaged a farm

00:05 - 00:07 and are advancing towards Munich.

00:08 - 00:12 They are at the northern city border between Berlin and Munich,

00:12 - 00:15 and in the east, they have two musketmen and a pikeman.

00:17 - 00:19 We have a trebuchet in Munich.

00:19 - 00:21 We can bring it under control.

00:24 - 00:26 My Führer...

00:27 - 00:28 The trebuchet...

00:31 - 00:33 The trebuchet does not have enough strength to take down a musketman.

00:34 - 00:36 It will not be able to carry out an assault.

00:53 - 00:58 The following people will stay here: Military Advisor, Economic Advisor, Foreign Advisor, and Science Advisor.

01:13 - 01:15 That is bullshit!

01:15 - 01:17 This entire war is bullshit!

01:18 - 01:23 Who does Adolfus think he is to take over central Europe?

01:25 - 01:28 So this is what it has come to?

01:29 - 01:31 One outdated siege unit?

01:31 - 01:34 Siege units are useless against land units!

01:34 - 01:37 Our Great Generals were just a bunch of

01:37 - 01:40 contemptible, disloyal cowards!

01:40 - 01:42 I can't permit you to insult our soldier...

01:42 - 01:46 They are cowards, traitors and failures!

01:46 - 01:48 My Führer, this is unacceptable!

01:48 - 01:52 Our military is the downfall of the German people!

01:53 - 01:54 Not a single policy of honor!

01:56 - 01:57 They call themselves Great Generals

01:57 - 02:00 because they spent years on the border

02:00 - 02:03 just to stare down Polish spearmen!

02:04 - 02:08 For millennia, the military did nothing but argue with Poles

02:08 - 02:13 They had chances to take Lodz again and again and did nothing!

02:14 - 02:16 They couldn't even keep Cologne!

02:17 - 02:21 But now we could even be defeated by Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 I've never seen war...

02:30 - 02:34 And even I could have at least held on to Berlin,

02:34 - 02:36 and at least stayed inside Europe!

02:41 - 02:42 Trebuchets...

02:43 - 02:47 We've probably had that since the very beginning!

02:48 - 02:53 Even a warrior could have done a better job of defending the German people!

02:54 - 02:56 But now all my people will pay.

02:56 - 02:59 They will pay with their own blood!

03:00 - 03:02 They will drown in their own blood!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry. We're better off than Byzantium.

03:14 - 03:16 My cities have fallen to Swedes.

03:19 - 03:23 They started off second last in the power rankings.

03:25 - 03:26 But now...

03:31 - 03:33 The game is lost.

03:40 - 03:46 But gentlemen, if you believe I am going to die in Munich, you are mistaken.

03:46 - 03:49 I would sooner become a civilian unit.