It’s not often I write posts where I advertise for a site I don’t even use, but since I know there is a large group of people who think most of the internet is so scary they’d prefer it be under the sort of control that would make Big Brother’s Oceania look like paradise, I’ve decided to write this piece to advertise the benefits of the NeoGAF forums for them.

Wrongthink isn’t allowed!

Are you the type who wants to complain that most gamers like anime tiddy games and that your games don’t have crippled LGBTQBBQWTFOMG with autism in every game? Are you the type who molests children IRL while calling all gamers pedophiles and don’t want people shaming you for being a child molestor even after you’ve been sent to prison for your pedophilia? Are you the type who want to encourage groups like ANTIFA to commit illegal acts of terrorism to take down Donald Drumpf?

Then congrats, NeoGAF is the perfect forum for you!

2. No trolls allowed!

NeoGAF prides itself on an open discussion fora where there are two types of discussion. That which is correct, and that which is incorrect, otherwise known as “factual” or “unbiased” discussion. Since the latter makes the community uncomfortable and the moderation of NeoGAF doesn’t want anyone uncomfortable, and since the latter type of discussion is done by filthy trolls, don’t you worry, you can enjoy a forum where only the correct opinions are allowed to be heard and all bad opinions (and only trolls have bad opinions mind you) won’t trouble you at all.

3. It’s the best discussion of videogames around!

And NeoGAF means it. Whether it’s a discussion about how all anime tiddy games are Hitler, whether it’s why GamerGate is still relevant to gamers even though the FBI declared it’s a closed case, or why calling for the deaths of anyone who might be even the slightest bit to the right of Stalin will make gamer culture more inclusive, then be rest assured, all topics relevant to gamers you could ever consider worthy of discussion can be found on NeoGAF.

So what are you waiting for? Get yourself a NeoGAF forums account today!