This game was never completed and/or given a public release.

As a result of this, keep in mind that the developers might have used or deleted some of the content featured here, had the game actually reached store shelves.

Oh dear, I do believe I have the vapors.

This page contains content that is not safe for work or other locations with the potential for personal embarrassment.

Such as: Late-'90s porn site text.

There would be a summary of DynaMike here if the game's mechanics were intelligible.

RAM Contents in Uninitialized Memory

As an apparent result of not initializing memory, the ROM is filled with some fairly unfortunate leftovers from whatever else the developer was doing at the time the game was built.

Things start out pretty tame at 0x6089 , with strings related to a "P233_SANDER" (probably referring to a Lagler Hummel Floor Sander P233 Setting Fixture Level Tool):

Program Files PROGRA~1 Uninstall Information UNINST~1 zmshtI.OVRL ZMSHTI~1.OVR tYhgDf56.--D TYHGDF56.--D ENGINE C:\ \\P233_SANDER\C Program Files\Uninstall Information\zmshtI.OVRL\tYhgDf56.--D B ..\..\Program Files\Uninstall Information\zmshtI.OVRL\tYhgDf56.--D2 C:\Program Files\Uninstall Information\zmshtI.OVRL

They only really get out of hand at 0x7000 , though, when a 4KB portion of an HTML file begins:

<HTML> <HEAD> <TITLE>Big Tittied Brunette with Pink Pussy Pal</TITLE> ...

Yes, you're reading that correctly.

Since it features links to a number of adult websites who shouldn't receive free advertising from a wiki that focuses on unused content in video games, the full text isn't included on this page. Enough of the page is present for it to be partially displayed in a web browser, as seen above; the image links are all broken, but a JPEG thumbnail was caught in the ROM at 0xA000 and is also included in the below file:

While the Internet Archive does have copies of the full webpage and nearly all of the dead images, all captured in 2000, for obvious reasons we won't be including a "more full experience" here.