Florida Man Breaks Into Bar And Defecates On The Floor

Hey, Grandpa. Tell us the one about the time you went on a drug, booze and pill-induced bender and took a poop on the floor at Joey D’s. Please?

According to Huffington Post, a 60-year-old Naples man was arrested last week after he broke into a local bar, destroyed a few computers and the cash register and then took a massive dump on the floor.



Police found Robert Predmore unconscious outside of Joey D’s Tuesday night, and they were able to piece together that Predmore was responsible for the break-in and defecation episode because he had also crapped his drawers.

They said Predmore was responsible for thousands of dollars of damage and a pile of human feces that was left on the floor next to a bottle of Sambuca. After searching through the pooping perp’s backpack, police also found “several prescription pill bottles and a clear plastic baggy with marijuana.”

Predmore is still being held at the Collier County Jail on charges of criminal mischief, pot possession and burglary. No word yet if he’s still wearing the same pants though.

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