Once again, I’m not saying that Rahul wasn’t the person behind the ministerial reshuffle. It’s just that by reading and watching the media, I have no clue how he may have proceeded to do it. And be sure to be told to take it for granted that tomorrow, if not tomorrow then day after, and if not day after then the next day, Rahul Gandhi will be the prime minister of India. If I was Rahul, I would just get it done once and for all, even if it’s for a few months, and ensure that the media’s delight in foreplay reaches a climax accompanied by a barrage of “Our paper/magazine/channel told you so”.