An open letter to the woman who left her coat in the washroom:

I too, felt a renewed sense of vigor when I rose this morning to the relative warmth of the day, one thing I didn’t do, however, was abandon my coat in a washroom. Because, as is typical in Toronto, I know this welcome breath of spring will never last, and after a lifetime of weathering through Toronto springtimes, I know all too well that we’ll be back into those sub-zero temps by this weekend, if not earlier.

That said, I think you’ll certainly want your coat in the upcoming days, possibly even tomorrow morning, so I implore you to stop by Office Services before the end of the day to retrieve your black wool coat, complete with delightful genuine leather pocket details and belt, and a soft-as-kittens oversized faux fur collar. Together, we can speak of other, more figurative ways, to cast off the shackles of winter, such as changing your desktop wallpaper to a picture of a beach, or maybe eating an ice cream cone at your desk.

Help us help you stay warm.



Thanks,

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