Original Air date: October 3rd, 2019

Caption: Matt's son goes to the theater. Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.

Running time: 1:22 (82 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Jacob starts the episode with a long-absent "what what in the butt."

Matt talks about his kid going to see Wicked. Paul mentions that Anne loved the books but disliked the musical. The hosts talk about the general nonsense of the plots of popular musicals.

The hosts talk about who Danny Gans was after he took over the Spamalot space, Jacob's former employer. He died shortly after taking over that space.

A Fake Commercial for Dinner Sponge for sensitive, flaccid teeth.

Matt continues his story about going to see Wicked and planning to see it from the highest seats in the stadium. Then a friend won the ticket lottery and got to see it on the front row.

A Fake Commercial for an Odor Bomb grenades.

Scoopmail Edit

Cup of Scoop has a theory that the friend that is intentionally celibate has very low expectations of sex instead of the previously theorized high expectations.

Some Scoop sends in his virginity losing story. This included a line "Your hips thrust perfectly." (Episode Title)

Ramblin' Scoop tells a story about self-cleaning a Turkey that he set on fire.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosions theme is played. Scoop Slam sends in a Scoopardy with topics of Drop Outs, WTF 101, Wrestling terms, Funny Wrestling, and Simpsons Sports.

Characters and Bits Edit

A Mashup of RENT and The Wizard of Oz where the Cowardly Lion has kitty AIDS.

Paul follows up with a Drag performer named Danny Glands.

Floppy teeth that get hard when you're hungry (joke taken from a tweet).

Crankin' Taters as a term for hitting home runs

Episode art by twitter user @Slakingfool