This is a shot of Neil DeGrasse Tyson circa 1980, when he was around 22 (he was on the crew and wrestling teams at Harvard). Those are some serious arms. Now I'm not saying he could probably punch a black hole square in the face and come out unscathed, but I am saying it's an awfully big coincidence that when Neil showed up with his tight, sparkly stars t-shirt on all of a sudden there weren't any black holes around to pick a fight.

Thanks to Branden, who agrees this should be on the cover of the 2016 Sexy Astrophysicists calendar.