#3281 +( 317 )- [X] <ZeroZerv> I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to pick some up

<ZeroZerv> i'm timid

<aNuBiS-> ZeroZerv: timidly pull out

<Dildosaur> ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours

<ZeroZerv> wtf is that

<Dildosaur> that should do

<ZeroZerv> does that work?