USA – Millions of Trump supporters got some much needed relief Tuesday night as the FDA rushed an application for “My-AGrA”, a new drug proven to reduce “pain and suffering from erections lasting over four years” caused by the “almost constant winning” these past three-and-a-half years with Trump as president.

“I can’t take all of this winning! I just can’t take it anymore,” said Maverick Jones, a 2016 Trump supporter. “My wife was able to help for the first few months but after three years of this? The pain has been unbearable!”

The drug, comes just hours after President Trump concluded his State of the Union address and is said to be a combination of photographs including Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and a literal pile of shit (said to be an homage to Pelosi’s San Francisco district.)

“It took us a while to get the mixture right, but one dose of this bad boy –- BOOM –– you’re cured for at least eight hours,” said Buck Sexton, Chief Scientist at MAGA-LABS.

The FDA is optimistic the drug will alleviate pain for millions of MAGA men (and women) who have been suffering from the incessant winning brought about by the Trump Presidency.

“Women have been hit the hardest,” said Stephanie, a successful single-mother of four in upstate New York. “We don’t even get erections and yet, here we are, needing My-AGrA.”

The only cause for concern is speculation a shortage of My-AGrA may occur if Trump wins a second term. The speculation sent shares of MAGA-LABS soaring Tuesday in hopes enough of the drug be made before November as fears Chinese counterfeits could hit American shores if they don’t.

