shh the files are secret I hadn't come across that yet. [ ]: you and a small list of others There's an index with the numbers, this could be useful [ ] why did no one show me this before? before... 70,000 zip files >_M I need english texts of everything, for science... exactly like a corpus a corpus... textum It's okay, that includes some interesting files. I've looked over the index, there's even a limited post 30's selection. http://imgur.com/BjmGDkY mostly open copyright stuff careful! [ ], this is sensitive public data! i noticed you linked a torrent directly I'm more worried about my own load xD nah i'm torrenting it already to my 2tb drive hehe my drive is haunted Okay, I guess not But it came from Wal-mart where ghosts hide A difference engine xD truth xD I'm leaving Thanks wander, your solution was the best one (even with my haunted drive) that automatically downloaded 5 gb of txt files part 3 is ISO a compressed format btw? Like, 12.5 gbs of compressed text SEEMS like a lot Especially when this bot I'm making called LOGOS has to run constant searches at my command And also analyze the data in order to save the world etc okay that makes sense tome tome! lol here are some commands I've worked out http://pastebin.com/dwquPgi9 I realized that most ISO's are the exact size of cd's therefore no compression I guess i'll be occupied for the next few weeks learning to code from scratch, and creating an irc bot that does exactly what I say in a natural language Then monetizing the product and selling it because open source sucks! wow you've come a long way from your one word what the.. Booze did this? In the beginning... !status social... the giant creatures would move incredibly fast Unless they're like from shadow of the colossus !wc 2 25 !sprint 2 25 25 minutes okay? !wc The Dancing Frog Whose Eye Followed Me to the River is my title What are we talking about You've got to Hide your love Away Awh, sad song overload I'm here for the word. SOCIAL! hue hue hue hue Get a linux box All the "different" hipsters have one i'm not saying i'm a hipster but then again I might be different I'm a scumbag ^ agreed LINUX DISTRO SORRY (root loves linux) He means, it's a shit one (i love you so much linux) Teva, I have one called crunchbang i think so I saw the debian icon in there somewhere It's for my seriously underpowered pc. it's a new pc, just very underpowered debian is the name of a pharma drug in my novelette debian--like the linux distrobution? distribution I'm training myself to do things automatically when I see people, I instantly validate their own existence sort of my boat, I'm grappling the inner turmoil of all historians atm The fact that our lives mean nothing... WOW HERE I GO netsplit, where is my mind? That sounds tough I'm doing english and probably will need to forget everything I learned about self publishing And everything I learned before that, and after, and format my brain I'm going to enjoy using this square card reader on my classmates I have 12.99 programmed for English papers ^self publisher Hahah. it was a stroke of luck Guys, are you seriously believing my claim that I'm doing english assignments for 13 dollars? I only do package deals I might write and sell a book or something.. ANYWAY, I have another useful app on my phone Simple banking It's like an official banking paypal ^ if paypal wasn't just a way to waste money Is that more secure really? Seems like paypal would have security -options- but not secure out of the box I see that's what I'm talking about! I'd like for no one to try stealing my identity But if they try, I'd like to see them try? So I could mock them Or start breathing through your nose Mouth breathing is a civilised habit So you're a nose breather? Are you a low breather? lollll Me? I think so I was born this way I dunno [ ] Maybe it was civilization? EPIPHANY! This is like when I realized the numbers 1 and 0 were the only important integers Think about it... all human emotion can be called upon with yes or no OMG a rainbow of feelings just came over me do you know what is a markov chain wander? Yes, but to understand the mathematical part You have to go a little deeper I sound like an AI apparently So, for example, when Teva said "I wasn't talking to you," she was showing her annoyance sounding like a markov chain For me, I would have come up with a few responses And simply been passive aggressive choosing a few branches down the tree of nested responses if you will xD without sounding like a markov chain!* I missed a word. aw. Yeah, Teva gets it Really? It's quit an emotional ride trying to prove to others you're not an AI let alone yourself DAWW I just analyze the netsplits the answer is in the netsplits haha you're insane xD If I can make it through this year in the dorms, I'll be very hapy happy even starts soon =/ DO IT I've been done before xD time for a re-read I have an amazing link... here it is loading... fucking linux OS! http://www.reddit.com/r/rational/comments/2dss6p/d_stop_writing_dystopian_scifiits_making_us_all/ I don't write dystopian sci fi btw I ate leftover ramen tonight did anyone get it? lucky break boom A friend indeed okay So here's mine: Leftover ramen GET IT? HA Leftover ramen is trash! [ ], yes but no one else is here really plus classes haven't started Loser* There are many things to do though I'm already planning to trick a babe into joining irc I made many socio-pathic plans social: my school is 3/1 girls to boys you gave us 4 seconds [ ] got my riddle i think it's something like... blank stare Nervous gap Idk she's right ^-^ And that's why I should go ^ you gave us 4 seconds [ ] got my riddle i think it's something like... blank stare Nervous gap Idk she's right ^-^ And that's why I should go ^ I got it nail polish remover Bi It goes fixed So is a reddit formatting thing? He fell into a matrix plug I'm doing that ASAP Ryan let me try, ryan. i've got the hang of this PROMPTBOT, I demand a decent prompt !wp !prompt That'll do the trick. >_< thedayisbreaking, did you know that's just an autoresponse From promptbot [ ], I have a complex question about that Question: Question follows: What classes help writing? what kinds of teachers are best? The question I wanted to ask was if I could go to college AFTER self publishing Then self publish AFTER that ^ Thank you. That is all. [ ], you should write books in code Okay, other people: should I try selling books to classmates? I know. I'm stressed. I like your nonfiction only idea for self publishing I might work towards that for a while Otherwise I am a joke My thing is that self publishing was hugely about personality And that personality was very hemingway esque Now imagine hemingway going back to college I didn't have an agent of course, so there was a direct communication to the public That's pretty hard I made $40 lol nice tho I imagine my professor shitting himself when he reads a story of mine LOL Nice I like that idea, and would add that you should choose blogs wisely Something in the tens of thousands maybe. Damn you lazy Ryan No words come... none Just images of gore and morbid drippings ^google that SEO works! http://goo.gl/89B3zZ (gs) so dark already I wasn't surprised, until I noticed it was [ ] Galaxy* Transgalactic They don't even have the force in our galaxy x.x Louis CK is a genius recreational parts? wow trauer I'd like one cybernetic pleasure node tsk tsk, without your lightsaber even Uncauterized wound, there I'm finding some lore It's the story of why they built the death star It was a p good reason Look up Yuuzhan Vong ^ why the dark side was right Hello, what's going on? Wonderful! Hermione ... so hot I remember that one the actress that plays hermione is "hot" That suits me, except the tea will be hard to manage Kona, it was all a ruse, Hermione plays the muggle "emma watson" On the keyboard YES I'M IN Awh I'm a thin wiry man I'll jumpstart this by using my tablet to draw a portrait of myself I'm almost done This is taking forever Self-portrait is taking longer to upload than to create residential wifi I'm wishing I worked harder on it My god... it's beautiful https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-_c2AgPCXv7SXJFa3RnVkI5OEU/edit?usp=sharing Thanks. creatif_righter, hello Skull, I probably should have done a better job Can you explain your ghost story to me without me reading it? I will probably read it though TRha oops I'm not even going to finish that sentence now Yeah but if you give me a synopsis first I'll feel more inclined to read it Oh.. i see it Oh, I see. So I assume the "besty" thing is morbid and macabre (it doesn't seem to mesh with the rape thing) Or did the dad rape someone else besides her, Skull025 ? wb My thought from the synopsis is that a ghost being besties with a girl is way more disney than the other two point.. the rape and the killing cool creatif_righter. Skull025 : it's loading xD Skull025, interesting render I'll read your story now I've got a 4 minute buffer going Skull025, an example synopsis I made (the synopsis is just part of the query letter) http://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/202g69/weekly_query_critiques_round_four/cfzimwl Make a full length story, then when you share, start with a synopsis that hooks us No, that's part of the letter that is about me as a writer I'd be pretty prophetic if I wrote that in 2002 I don't have a link We're working towards something sublime I can't do this! INTERNET MAN OUT 1) Still fat free 2) Organic isn't healthier 3) No vegetables? Hmm Does medicine come from GMO's Snakessss I thought homeopathic meant deathly gay o.O I'm a HOMOPATHIC MANIAC LOL Maybe you have to drink it Fish pee is excellent, I highly recommend it nootropics are legit tho For the opposite reasons. too effective nootropics made me like this You've read the novelette ? Nootropics are effective at... thigns thigns THINGS I can't explain. read the cult This sort of thing happens a lot around the start of school. It could benefit you I just got the email that I needn't bother with a letter of recommendation because I won't be accepted for honors Now that I know I'm not in honors, I'm both freed up and disappointed [ ]: you should teach me those things BTW: Honors at this university is most likely very prestigious and I was kind of a loser example of an applicant [ ]: yes! No one hates you hahaha Oh, now -I- hate you! [ ] if you could just eventually give me a verbal run through in the near-mid-far future ... or something [ ], I'm working on natural language programming It's ALL pseudocode Useful for phones, "while charging, 100% volume" My phone is amazing. Anyway, [ ], not now o.o Alright I'm going on a 5AM bike ride before class. I'll catch you later Trust me, I'm ignoring heey. ^-^ I wish my steam was updating. I'd love to play some games. Sonic Generations is on steam, iirc Hello ladies! I am obviously trying to make this freudian. Or am I? No, I'm definitely a post freudian thinker... but not exactly a humanist... Jung! Skin Game! The book! It's a book about the apocalypse I think they walk around eating each other Yeah, isn't that about throwing knives ? Guy has a blog from when he first started still online Yes. my impression from the book? realistic, gritty, not edgy, but just as dull as it has to be to be horrifying... That dullness that aches... Why am I reading this? masochism... ^ trolls webmd I think ... it's a shortlink Someone sing the cheers theme song... except replace everybody with nobody Where nobody knows... your name. Okay I did it If I don't know what's going on, but I say something like, "On friday, we will unite," is that a problem for you? Please do something entertaining now Like fake a disaster or something wow... wow... Good luck surviving this pk CLICK! Are you saying that you're a cross stitcher or not SMASH Where's your role playing game NOW?! So, adults don't talk about aliens all the time? wtf... I'll follow you out That song... overwhelming I want a G Watch It gives you useful information at a glance Hello Hello Oh, well, most of what you speaketh has been predicted... You're supposed to say.. OMG "how fascinating" IT'S AMAZING You forgot my mouth! HM HMMH MHMMHM HMMH HMMH! Hello<3 Yes sir! http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N49QMYM Just as the prophecy said* Thanks, it's useful to get purchases because my ranking goes up as you know :) cngrtltns! Not yet Hah A woman once collapsed on the floor in front of me. We were in a single file line She was having a seizure Actually, I found the nearest real adult It was kinda pathetic of me Manuscripts USUALLY should be double spaced ... i've turned in single-spaced ones before by accident without much consequence Skull: ppl appreciate long-ass chapters If you have to name chapters it matters slightly more It's used In school, most serious writing professors ask for a number of words instead of pages Word processors have a word count feature, most of them anyway http://www.thehugoawards.org/hugo-categories/ go to the middle-bottom for categories Novel category is 40k+ You mean you've been looking around google for answers on how to write a murder scene? He's from australia [ ], http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00N49QMYM Here's some info: It was edited in part by a redditor (BiffHardCheese). He won't mind you linking his /u/ page. Its publication was inspired by another redditor The other redditor gave me the series title (adventures in space) And it contains more than just the Blow Up Ship story. Also, previous revisions of the stories are found on reddit haha yes, that's it Thanks man, I feel really special! Okay! Okay, probably something like "social fiction" or "technology" Adventure? Haha, space adventure then. And your tip is? Space, please. Gimme some space. Saw I forfeit the pricing game Mine costs approx 1c per page I would spend so much ordering proofs, trust me Bye Cool. I nagged my author page... www.amazon.com/jordan-jones/ should work It's amazon.com/author/jonesjordan [ ]: I will do that I'm stupey at night I wake up with many wtf's I enrolled the book in MathBook Matchbook* http://imgur.com/cHh6CHV new cover You get the ebook free if you buy the paperback Sure, I'm open to CC ... Pm works Hey That's fine, oh totally Hahaha! what're your precise thoughts about the "name-dropping" Okay Hahah Those are my reading interests. yes... I see the writing as a bridge for new readers from classic to contemporary -- AND I KNOW THAT'S IRONIC BUT the writing is sort of academic in style... as in difficult versus contemporary I think we're on the same page here haha confirmed I'll be damned if it can't be changed [ ], "constructive" my ass! jk jk He gave me pointers on my back page gura gura they were good Close but no cigar Owch, the sword of truth has entered my heart I am a loser I have a recording gura gura of me ranting, you may be interested with your own impersonation being shared writing in general, in the tone of /r/writingcirclejerk. main topic: social media I'm listening to yours then I'll link mine. I found mine, btw. LOL this is an extremely good impersonation https://www.dropbox.com/s/jsq11tn95e8j60r/recording-20131124-145610.mp3?dl=0 <- it's supposed to be funny, not exactly factual or helpful. So I'm not going to link it in the channel because it might not be appropriate. Also I can't understand anything you're saying as gollum Haha I'm ... not criticizing it. it's very similar. I couldn't understand him in the movie <3 Gura gura hates me... maybe because I call him gura gura One day, this will be the preferred way for all humans to communicate I thought so, but from the recording... Here it is for you other people https://www.dropbox.com/s/jsq11tn95e8j60r/recording-20131124-145610.mp3?dl=0 3=========*~ cigarette lips bro lips Yes I remember when I was legitimately cool Then I sold out by writing Now all those things I used to complain about are written down and everyone knows about them not complain about... i mean, the thigs that made me cool I used to be so mysterious ;-; Before I met anyone here... After writing something? The writing was just so vague it raised more questions than it answered? Here for no reason... Not in the real world, not really. okay... >_< I don't believe you btw [ ] I don't think I'm confusing also Ah, right, that makes total sense You don't want to know about me heh I think I have a wonderful group against me, which should lead to success, if not, it means I'm a genius. I can go either way I go to a christian college, nothing on wp's is religious except the rare inspirational post compared to what I read/am taught* oh. I see what you mean, it is not religious it is just in the style of the bible Or not in the style of ... you should define religious before you get into this religious to me means "within the confines of a certain religion." as in, part of a religious practice of any kind ^ He's watching who -_- They're serious omg Yes... yes you were... Wow, she was my camp leader once :'( we forgot about [ ] immediately Wow, unfortunately this isn't even constructive kicking and banning It's all out of malice and anger [ ] has it in for [ ] irl, and she's taking it out on him! CAN'T YOU SEE IT i'm on chaos's side for certain but maybe maca's [ ], that was extremely rude and now everyone's shouting. 'lo Hello fellow university student SGE. are you having a good holiday so far? =D france I slept in o.o Hey bro what's kickin'? You are welcome here, anytime. Muahahaha It's a dark mass bro--are you a gamer? CoD ... doesn't call of duty have a published novel set in the.. world? the real world? Yes, that seems to be the storyline most of the time If you play online Which I never do My mom is a counter-terrorist She doesn't use a coaster wander It's not a real place [ ] Nope, but I do still play Watch Dogs >:D I'm wrong apparently that's life I'm thinking about unicorns now ... I didn't participate in that conversation, bro I should say my mom is an anti-terrorist She's an enforcer of a no-terrorist zone xD My mom is cool ! Does anyone here believe in the afterlife? My opinion is ... And this is based solely on feeling better ... That all the things that happen in the "afterlife" are actually experienced when you're alive bro: DMT and the afterlife.. not totally related or are they? hahah DMT is a scret bro: what 's it like ah me neither actually Which is funny because I've written about drugs for-ever oh :( If by drugs you mean Chem 1, then yes SGE :) Chem 1 is actually the spirit of Satan .. in the story [ ]: I've thought of DMT as a simple answer to the overwhelming psychic pressure to experience and understand psychedelic realities, especially for government workers.. it's a complex trip that's short-acting and consequence free. XD but no government really does drugs I've been afraid my friend stole some of my semen and grew babies in a bottle before, which I understand is sort of a part of the BNW world ahh! interesting I'll do some reading then ahh! haha yes, that would be cool to see hahah Client? FUCK THAT Client? FUCK THAT I like the "livewire" mtn dew Livewire taste like batteries ^-^ MMM Tangy snow crash! So grud "Stroked its spine" xD winner I NEED to read ready player one but my ADD is getting in the way of all reading what did I just witness impossible You can't hide your ships from that angle they do? Lazer_Whales, I have no idea what you're talking about whalesong! Jello, horse-people, and a baton walk into a bar "You're under arrest." Which one says it? The baton says it streaming Oh well. I was a little busy watching "The Warriors" Okay [ ], I've read this It seems really familiar I'm interested! the spirit molecule yeah. that's the doc There is a bridge between worlds A subtle knife something or other nope DMT doesn't do anything like that, I think it just exposes your inner workings And allows you to project dreams into the heads of teenage boys from little spacecrafts little dreaming spacey rooms probably not Jainism have a very high literacy rate, that would be a good religion to convert to from atheism jainists* What's going on yorick? too depressing in here? I was once a phoenix You really should stop saying these things Your memory will only get better as you get out of depression =/ Everyone's a phony? But shallow and insensitive? Well, if you remember what holden did from catcher in the rye... then tell me what happened because I forgot Maybe because the world wasn't made for humans Okay [ ]... are you saying the opposite of what I'm thinking so what about these triggers is wrong per se [ ] is there any way triggers could represent real possibilities? should we definitely avoid dicking around with ppl's obsessive thoughts? Like, triggering them? heh My current view of humanity is that a large number of them are breaking universal rules and we are pretty screwed "pretty" screwed Unbreakable Not a thing^ Not really It actually means a normal guy yorick, from my understanding We should define terms! Can I trigger by saying something about Freud for example? Something really dead-on? and if I did that, would it be wrong is it wrong to trigger people by accident? Okay. Does this trigger anyone? The local cabin renewal program has been re-funded by a theologian code-named "sparrow" No... I'm trying to get it out of my head. I'm not suspicious I just stay quiet... I feel ovewhelmingly turned around Can I say Jewess? I can't quit smoking I want to quit without destroying the face of the earth Where are you [ ]? I want to know which direction to face I will cal I don't .. know where you're from? I assume it is not NA Maybe you're from somewhere else I'm an american tourist, I like to know where my words go In case someone's over your shoulder or something You're in a different time zone I'm going to assume New Zealan d I think captainhelion was from new zealand Is/was He probably died He wasn't a survivor Maybe he had an entire christian college pitted against his mind! CLEARLY! As soon as I have a negative thought, I am sure to have it infinite many times after the first time I have it... I was walking down to the convenience store and this massive disembodied voice said "Don't you ever" which was unfortunate, because I was thinking about ditching the whole god thing at that exact moment If I go home I'll have to drink liquor in order to function, so it's getting pretty whacky in my head atm Your style is the aesthetic style, Skull025. To live life to the fullest I think it would be ironic if the voices in my head went from positive/supporting to negative/threatening after going to a christian college but not surprising The best one I ever prompted was "Write a story where the process of reading is very similar to the process of writing it" at 10 votes And even I don't know what I meant OOH I love flow writing It usually becomes a debate with myself I sneezed and 8 million words came out My face is gone http://redd.it/2a315o < This one because we are 99% you're talking discovery writing not really flow or stream of consciousness [ ]... unless he really does write at the mind's pace This story is my latest one, don't worry--it has been pro edited 8) https://sites.google.com/site/mettaintelligentsia/the-first-invasion Kind of? Are parts of you doubting your stumbling across this community? [ ], I think it's cool you follow the asoiaf community Are they the new Trekkies? Not yet... I answered my own question Tweet: I'm sitting on the jon. Wiping reminds me of the ending of my next book, when I wiped the tears from my eyes. BUT NOTHING MORE WILL BE SAID OF THAT Like those kinds of hints? no ! MAKE ME FORGET Kaznai, are you a robot? Okay! continue merrily on Broolynxman, I don't know what that means, so I'm assuming Kaznai, continue. What do you want it to do? I've used it, it's not feature-rich exactly okay, well, you can usually copy/paste within android. I would get a bluetooth keyboard. Tablet or phone? Man those are useful Any keyboard, plug and play Right into the Gf... jk I'm not going to do that again. Kaznai: use Docs for android to write imo It has undo and saves easiest I don't envy you It may seem like I envy you, but no I'm going to bed Not now Two? You can, I've done it before But I felt like an asshole. <3 Maybe you need to go to bed I have class in 6 hours omg Haha, it's like 500 yards away Hey, Kaznai I have a mobile friendly story do you want a link or no It my latest, it's formatted correctly for phones https://sites.google.com/site/mettaintelligentsia/the-first-invasion I'm going to take "allergy" meds and go to sleep now. Great, I hope you like it... it's science fiction with some of my best ideas Kaz You can explain edits imo https://www.dropbox.com/s/697es3m4eptzzbw/JrdnEdits51%20%28line%20edits%29.docx?dl=0 It's an friendly helping link remember when I asked if you were a robot? It was a legit question Promptbot, listen to me! POS! Broolynxman, sweet relief to know that The whole theory is that AI's would use nanobots and we'd think it was a virus ^owch I think ... things lol Yes... I like the small ones Space travel in one sense creates a huge length out of objects. I think these object have mass or something... which means there are huge arcs of matter in a space-faring galaxy. These arcs of matter would be affected hugely by time... and so saving earth imo is like timing a huge collision at the perfect moment ... is that good? The Arcs Collide is my title for that one I had an insight into what it would mean to be intelligent in one way, and unintelligent in another. You could simply perform something miraculous, while only dimly being aware of your ability. Which sort of clicks with the Dunning-Kruger effect I hope you would, that would be great haha I'd like to write in a sleepy way. I've always wanted to, it's not that I'm sleepy now. But to capture automatic dreaming into writing Seems like a good goal Don't mention your edits in a post And yes If it's for a competition, you can't edit But otherwise, it shows you've edited with an asterisk Good enough Oh, I guess in contest mode you can't downvote at first,but probably after a while Keep in mind I'm not even on reddit right no It's because of the subreddit settings, you're correct, I was wrong, I'm also a bad person Wow, are you kaznai on reddit? I'm literally listening to radiohead right no But not that song I mean, erm I HATE RADIOHEAD AND ITS FANS But listen to my radiohead theory... Thom Yorke ... ohman I don't know if this isoffensive to nonamericans Basically, he is going to betray the Western world and on the new Europop channels that take over the world, he will mock his fans brutally... Basically Thom Yorke will become Putin No shit, I mean, I am so vulnerable to whatever he does Hahah! clever I might as well change my hair and start making Koontses Koonses I guess Koons isn't exactly putin NAME DROP let the stink settle Okay man, have you been drinking the whole time? Yes. I mean... shouldn't I? Just be careful and no whiskey That shit's the best tho Thanks! What's the deal with #shutupandwrite? are they an active channel anymore In before... WD? I'm awaiting the return of Kaznai ty. [ ], what great deeds of your will bedazzle us today? Oshkoshbegosh! it's amazing [ ] The devil in the details... he said do not pass "start" It's "go" in america Dunno about Australia I knew I was right This is the real card [ ] http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/monopoly-go-to-jail-card_8582.jpg I have a proposal We should get together And... wait for it Shave. Have you ever thought about your razor? I'm 100% serious that this is a fantastic idea Say aye! Shaving? Where? Point me in the right direction! So, I recommend this subreddit for all your shaving needs: http://www.reddit.com/r/wicked_edge Barely* Shave even more barely Exactly why you need a new razor kit Think of the fucking children you monster I agree, that line man, so crisp THERE OKAY!? k jk I mean the line where your beard ends and your neck starts btw the 60? yes But for reals, it might not be that long I just typed in arshem I didn't use the invoice or whatever You got the 100$? He feeds them your hairs Don't go to the barber np man, I hope you can add colors to the site eventually Darkbat is on its way Shaving is cool -McSmithy [ ] is creepy ... he can't hear me can he? creeeeepyyyyy did I just say that out loud? You know what's funny? my last story ... because it appears to be written by an extremely neurotic person We got really good at it. NAME THE QUOTE I'll let [ ] handle this one. IHaveAQuestion Are the chapters standalone? HERES MY OPINION : I can see it working if you include cool little tidbits and call it a "chapbook", Otherwise you can sell it as individual articles on a website in a serial. I recommend against using KDP for it I just like the idea of a chapbook, people Including [ ] [ ]: http://www.patreon.com/user?u=291385&alert=2 I just made this hahahaha Oh yes, I saw you last night I've been working on a circumcision joke for almost 5 minutes Tell us about the metafiction Hahah, well, if you forgot to circumcise the protag in chapter one, you can't go back and cut that part out later xD Complesense ShittyEditor, that takes the cake are you an editor ShittyEditor? I agree that quicker purchasing is not the way to think about it I think your advice is good, and I envy you. I'm a ShittyReader ShittyEditor, what do you do about clients that want... more? An editor is not a BFF or a business partner or a therapist, right? But the nature of writers is to confide in the editor... perhaps get too close What do you do then? Read? When should I start expecting more from my editor, as a writer? Has anyone ever married their editor in here? Serious response: just writing tips hmm ... wow Existential I'm in it I think the last three words sell it for me Spread the data I'm writing darkbat neow Hello Hello, esteemed leader I must also be pressured whenever you feel like it What's your schedule today? Hmm Do you like doing handwritten stuff? I'm going to do some handwritten writing today Should I code or write Write code in code?" Yeah me too Actually A logical story Something like div class "characters" Merlin.family Arthur array Sword Rock div class "plot" plot.structure ... and on and on The hardest thing ever is sitting here too afraid to start anything new because i might fail also: perfectionism Also: social anxiety hello there. fliclit: I'm pretty sure it's caused by a lack of oxygen but rough drafts are meant to suck Your car can't take down a simple tree? D= I mean: =D Hello, younger versions of me LegendaryGoji, were the question marks to me? I don't know how old you are, but I'm basically methuselah I'm creating an author brand, any tips? my name is Jordan. It would be hard to claim shoes But I do also think you misunderstand. I'm not exactly creating a brand with my name as the trademark It's going to be more relational yes [ ], no [ ] My brand will have an image, but I'm definitely creating a BRAND I've used SEO before I like that N That's not exactly the direction I was thinking [ ] I like it too, it's a cool, clear idea to be fair The whole starting with something that doesn't really penetrate, so it doesn't appear to be a strong brand, then linking it to my author name... "wholesale sacrilege" Here's what I'm studying http://www.suasionresources.com/glossary/index.php Go to "b" for brand, "i" for image etc [ ]: you did good Woah, Neo! Can anyone guess the term this defines: A brand’s promise expressed in simple terms that are rooted in a fundamental customer need or desire (e.g. Volvo = safety). I didn't notice [ ] But don't start thinking of McSmithy as someone who doesn't pay attention! h Think of him as smart funny and sexy Brand essence That's kinda painful to think about Passive-aggressive is funny It's okay [ ]--I can't invent puns But I'm a transhumanist So it doesn't matter what is going on world Night -ingale Yes I do remember it, I recall a girl, a ghost, and some other details. what about it? While you were typing it? Tears dripping onto the keys? Gura, I remember your suspicious story about geoducks Suspicious o.p anti-magnet lube* Okay that's just crazy, [ ] You're that much cleverer than I am That's why you're reading it? I will piteously agree If you guys want me to show you my shutupandwrite story I'll link it. It's ... interesting I read over it the next day and found so many examples of personal flaws like narcissism, cynicism, delusions of grandeur... oh the joys of metafiction If you critique it, you'll get a point from the bot how is that bullshit its true mang http://www.reddit.com/r/shutupandwrite/comments/2fdu6j/feedback_the_first_invasion_45k_words/ haha 4.5 bro if kubrick faked the moon landing, spielberg faked the holocaust xD TCPBS? is that what you mean? The reason I used it is because TCP -- the internet protocal thing, and PBS--the channel. I know it doesn't make sense. Are you reading it now or later? If I get one critique that things I'm trolling because it's so good, I won't post to SUAW any more Everything I post there is edited Hello 'toons But... but... SPAAACE I think the hook is in the idiosyncrasy of the character, but I'm a little delusional. Media res? Ahh, does that work in short stories? Yeah, if he's tested, he's going to reveal wayy too much weakness Are you sure? I mean, like really for sure? I don't do scenes well, so you're right, other people have pointed it out. But my story is a brain. And starting in the middle would be like a kind of surgery that I cannot even think of I'm writing the same story, emperor's helping and apollo. I'm about to read it emperor: I think the point of the story is to do exactly what the character is planning -- create a complex world that follows certain rules Gura gura: I feel like you overused mommy, not-so-seriously Emperor: well, I can't choose, but probably hard sci fi No. Okay. I unfortunately can't buy it now but it's my favorite era for sci fi right around 1984 xD BRAAAAINS. I'm credible... EmperorNero, I read that yesterday, it's excellent BUT I think you could have pushed the meaning further Okay. I would tho If you hadn't said I'm good at that. It's a plus I can explain what makes people crazy I'm not good at conversations o.o You slacker No hidden meaning no... PUNS? EmperorNero... surface-level... http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2eb6o8/wp_you_were_our_only_hope_and_you_failed/cjy2zmj Gura gura... GET OUT Your not serious Emperor, I don't know what Teddy means So maybe it did have hidden meaning she said she laughed at it, you didn't observe her laughing. your question is invalid YES! hey-lo, I mean to say that you might be sacrificing some depth (imo) in order to respond to the prompts I am a willing recipient of your love fever I think you're making the right moves, I'm offering e-courage My dick... nevermind I get the Teddy reference now i had to go outside, smoke, thinking about it, use the bathroom, and watch the pee dribble from my non-fuctional micropenis to figure it out though Do kegel exercises work for men? i've never done them Great... hahahaha I mean, I'm just being honest... www.sciencemedia.com/male-urinary-problems-related-to-discouraging-chatrooms Somebody back Nero up Nero, are you on the verge of a massive neurotic episode? Hahah Just imagine being trapped in a box with swords Okay Okay You can't change the subject when I'm charging my political machine It is not valid to approach groups sociologically. Damn liberals! I'm a transhumanist? You better check yourself Nero I'm really upset right now because the transhumanism article on wikipedia is hilariously wrong ! Fix astranger Yes, that's what the article says But it's WRONG transhumanist: a person who has mutated ... yes, I'm working on my definition transhumanist: a mutated descendant of human beings that is so damaged, humanist values don't apply to them Thanks arctic. I need to get off IRC.. it's getting weird Or otherwise damaged Like from the sun's rays Not really, but mentally they have a better understanding of themselves, as someone who is diseased knows all about their body Thank you. It goes much, much deeper. Rabbit ditch You can see the bottom of a rabbit ditch. It's just so horrifying, you never want to fall in [ ]: I will give you a point. astranger: think holocaust Jews? THE SILLY RABBITS that's when Yes, full of ... I read it.. Stoody :) WOAH NEO like Evangelion? Like Ulysses? OH NO Spongebob is post-human MY GOD MAN He's anti-humanity or post-human I'm methuselah internet entertainment I'm post-television I'm on television Batman meta ^ way better ... gargoyles A dove Did you kill its halo? Ok I have enough data I'm going tobed I am le idle The worms aren't real People would think it was a joke I have sick feeling I'm out of white chocolate :( like a reddit gifts thing? I had to keep shut during the previous conversation maca wacka Wow you should but I'm not worth it I would just feel smug I have a lot of bad mojo in general, if you mean that I have to spend the next few days testing myself, to make sure I'm not becoming completely delusional for instance. I've been pretending a person in my current life is from my previous life (a long time ago) and I'm starting to believe it So my fear is that my fictional life is outshining reality =/ really drinkingandclotting? how do I do that That's a good idea I'm going to need some weed for this. So you're saying I'm super cynical? I agree drinkingandclotting But I didn't mean past-life, I meant from when I was 18 Poor guy! Yes... Night night Fuuuuuuuu.... I'm methuselah... What a career RetiredWriter, I am actually Methuselah Literally. I'm making an appeal to authority I love you too. Do you know what a "schema" is relating to human memory, RetiredWriter? I'll tell a story. Good! it's very interesting to me, but here comes the horrible part. The schema is responsible for false memories Your idea of what something should be fills the gaps in your memory using the schema agree/disagree/don't care? Oooh, I'll need to impress my prof with that tidbit Is daffy not in disney land? ie false memory? Cool, it's cool hearing a different perspective. My own perspective might be seen as terrifying later daw Yes, very scary I'm a freshman I go to a baptist college... for Christians or something not the same thing Hey [ ]! Neither It's just a construct in my mind I'm living comfort eagle Great for me then, I'm making sense afk Bustin' up my brains for the world! -Bowie Cool. So [ ] I'm good at guessing names Walter The one who came second [ ], your name is Steve. David. John. Daniel. I told you I was good at guessing names Awh! I love brains! Hope I'm going to steal your thunder gura gura My name is Jordan. [ ]: Turnbull Grave Havilah <- winner centuries Oh, he said that before I logged in Conspiracy [ ], are you woman Here me rawr I don't think it matters :) I have a dream. When I hired [ ] [ ] almost got the job Because I said I preferred a girl lol =/ I just wanted to work with a girl =/ is that wrong? I thought my story was mostly about women and young boys and would get better feedback from a girl I'm avoiding saying something like emotional intelligence haha but I guess it's science that girls have more of that wow hilarious article I'm definitely challenged by it I'm a woman at heart... bye arctic Ohno I could make it at 16 I am the 14% Fried eggs... good starting point Teach them how to use a candy thermometer, that's the real dividing line between science and cooking They're tough to master "take a hammer to my popcorn" here, it's assumed you're going to get married, and you have to agree to that my party gets benefits (the communist party) I love the sickle and hammer look i'm upside down .o. Marriage is a capitalist invention It's all about the bank account not before capitalists I don't know the origins of marriage But Now it's all about the bank account. 8) I'm just saying, from the perspective of someone who leeches off the government, the gatekeeper for marriage is dat checking because I'd have to invest in,for example, a ring I'm about to read tomatina... Okay I'm not going to finish reading it Because I see where this is going Hmm... be the change I have one... should I post it [ ]? http://redd.it/2fo6s0 [ ], wait..it's a thing? I think I worded it wrong ".. you just can't see it." Well, that's just stupid. I'm so sorry your brain shit yourself. itself* D'aw I think he needs to be keyboard-ready. It's beer, though. hue hue hue murder Hello everyone I have two business names I want to run by you ...My Bohemian Outfit? is one And the other is The Boheme Vote now A future one Srs? Selling ... selling... bee-offee Coffee or beer? something like that Hello [ ]-san Your choice Okay, since you asked, here's my business plan. My friends own a bar called... I can't say. The owner is a terrible businessman and I'm going to have a lot of energy to put into this venture, over a lot of years Bohemica is good, but personally, I like "...My Bohemian Outfit?" Full on ridiculous. ST: You can moderate the place if you want ST: I'll do whatever it takes to get your support financially If that means naming it "Steven King's Thigh Gap" or something Too soon... sorry The Grand Bohemian Outfit? Oh my god, I just realized, I can't let you all know about this idea how do bars make money? anyone? Sellin' beer? at ridiculous prices? [ ], if you want an idea to steal Try not stealing the best one I've come up with in a decade [ ], do you live in ... wait for it... Southeastern Oklahoma? Okay then I'm referring to my own dwelling It is the Hobbit's Shire [ ] watch this unfold with me... I'm in. [ ], I have something to say about that thread... It's scary as hell I like your response a lot [ ] I like your response a lot [ ] What's science? I'll answer. It's science to alchemize the entire subreddit into its perfect form, GOLD twice^ Alchemizing the subreddit into its perfect form.. twice? into GOLD mind you. What is there besides science? art? Are we truly willing to call gura gura an artist? are we ready for that? I say yes. Welcome to being an artist You won't be saying cool when you find the truth about art, [ ] [ ], I have some questions for you https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IHG9JMVMqWo9XukdsjwpJLkPdkx-VHmKaSNSmoKUTMw/edit?usp=sharing comment your answers plz? Yes! Just remember: I will do exactly what I say I'm going to do with the interview, and nothing out of the ordinary or unexplainable The MUTO: stop it Ty :) I can't wait to read these Gura! I'm back btw Will the artist formerly known as [ ] please give me a beer? That's fine. Thank you. I will drink my own beer The interview with gura: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IHG9JMVMqWo9XukdsjwpJLkPdkx-VHmKaSNSmoKUTMw/edit Alright, that's the last I'll post it I'm so proud ofi t A real interview! people pay monies for that sort of thing Thank you, but I do not care I will charge them anyway. Thank you. He confused you. Are you okay? for now? I can't keep trying to go from serious to funny I'm just being rude. Sorry fellas. night night Hello loves I'm doing an outline for a novel today, but it isn't a plot outline. It's a world-building outline. I'm going to keep the plot in my head. Bc whenever I come up with a plot outline, it isn't natural to me Here's what I have... https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dp9-9Qc6c-GY0y92L4s_XPHl9MFxqHR7xbquflVKvQ0/edit I'm waiting for [ ] so I can show someone who is more interested Who recommended the story about star physics? the "hard sci fi" about neutron stars? I think it was nero Probably not [ ] or [ ], useless as they are :P Realism I suppose And in my case sociology, though I'm doubting its really hard sci fi Thanks [ ], I'm writing the story now. The first bit is the hardest for sure YES! That's how I don't want your tea. That reminds me I will not be drinking your tea, period. I will! Here's some stories I've been writing for students. I have one more rabbit fairy tale to go, then I'm going to move on to humans http://pastebin.com/crSwzBcx I've started on it Goji excerpt: "Oh," the chaperones exchanged glances, nearly hysterical. "You'll manage. It will just be a few hours." She thought, *weeks, days...* LegendaryGoji, check your inbox xD I had to fix some of it, there's a part two in the workd For example, melissa couldn't say it was 9/11 all over again, because she's supposed to be the reliable narrator, and that person was wrong... just a super short part 1 of a story http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2frbvv/wp_a_class_of_middleschoolers_go_on_a_camping/ckc121f I'm planning on Melissa being the narrator Part two is up! Did you like part 2?date Anyone? omg... no they don't.. shut up I have a feeling that was more of a Muahha ha ha. I feel the pain of menstruation Part 3 and the story is complete! It's a plug for my other story. Go figure! http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2frbvv/wp_a_class_of_middleschoolers_go_on_a_camping/ckc121f There's Amazing Does anyone want to interview me? Well, I'm an artist Wha..? you think I'm not an artist? Your father was a good man He was buttfucked by Satan IMO Anyway, I'm an artist. And so I want my interview [ ], I'm a professional writer. Taking an espresso bar by storm with a poetry reading in the morning, then making love all evening. Ha! I'm offended I'm done with this interview, PAH! I'm done! OUT! God started smoking a joint 1700 years ago Earth is 1700 years old, why would I even care about you. This is important! its real... I' m done. I'm done playing a part in a life that I wasn't meant to lead My life or the part? I'm not a smart ma n The part I'm playing is the one who questions existence.. I'm seeking irreverence and mild humour The life i'm leading is that of not a very smart man. Promptbot, can you read my mind? then answer me! !prompt That's a great reason to be your friend With a shotgun Yes. afk, little ones I'm 500 words behind my goal, so I'll stay until I finish Of Riddarnia ^ Your history books have taught you many lies. The true way of humanity is to beg, as they will beg when I am king. When I am king, you will be first against the wall. You don't remember my name, do you? I guess he does!!!! Weahw weahw weahw validated. My amazon linked the paperback version correctly finally Yeah, I bought one through amazon so it would be fast ship, then 5 through createspace. I told you! lol The inside is nice, I proofed it quite well. The cover is ... stunning You might get stunned if you stare at it too long don't agents look at... manuscripts? for real? I should think about that Get back to you on it I'm working on branding, myself Many people I've met are published through self publishing, textbooks, graduate school stuff etc I spent four months writing my last one, which I'm aware is not a huge time investment I'd like someone to work with. But alas, the inevitable will happen with copyright questions: who wrote what etc I wish I could answer your question but I have little authority I would make your resume first and look at it like any other job I want to collaborate! [ ], have you started on your fictional novel :3 [ ]... I'd collaborate with you but I don't know you that well yet. What're your hobbies? I think that's noble I save noble gases A noble gas is like... stable? If you want to collaborate on my novel idea, with a hefty bit of work/input from your end as well as mine, here's a folder with some published documents that will familiarize you with the world. To be clear, this is an offer. https://drive.google.com/#folders/0B-_c2AgPCXv7djdGMnRHLUtiWG8 It would be yours as much as mine, keep it in mind if you reach a mental block. Noble gases are stand up characters If you wanted full ownership, I wouldn't write anything for you But I have the same overflows. Putting that into a 75k word novel is a different story As [ ] has shown, people get stuck on basic things like chapter length. And literally no one else in the channel has shared many actual project. Although [ ] has one up her sleeve. I assume most of the mods have some sort of project Hello, winners! Goodbye, [ ]! you scoundrel. I'm stuck here by myself now. Just yodeling I'm not a world-builder. I'm not a world-builder! /blazing crosses Things you can learn from others =D ShittyEditor: through world-building simulations, I've proved socialism works. From *me* /sobs Oh god, seriously ShittyEditor, you're worse than the guy who said he was retired but he was 22 invalidating ShittyEditor ... NOW The timing was good, not sure if I scored a critical The chat room, by the way, gives each person an equally sized square within which to ruin themselves The characters have a tendency to communicate through mean looks and sighs I'll part with some reverse psychology. You're done with the book already. Figure that one out uh sry Am I speaking english people? I know the personality isn't there, I'm aware of that--but this is English, right? I wonder sometimes if I'm alienating my target audience by using a complex dichotomy of terms But there you go Nolo contendo Go to WebMD Look up Lupus And ... diagnose yourself correctly It's when you're going to die, like we all are going to. What do you like?!? hello [ ], [ ], [ ], and [ ] =D They're going to tell us what they like.. *insert noir comment* Noir is like puns, impossible Life was treating me like the bucket of fried chicken bones. I felt old, forgotten, and chewed up by a dead bachelor named Henry Clyde. lol Is that Skyrim? I for one think we should form into an anonymous circle Hi, I'm McSmithy, and I'm an affluent CEO Oh, well, to respond to wander, I guess so but less anonymous than reddit There's a bit of permanence that is encouraged with our nick registering and all OH NO I'm the only one in the anonymous circle. [ ], what is your claim to fame? just curious [ ], for example, I'm a wealthy CEO... you're a... It's not going good at all fliclit My address is private I have to wait four years before I get out of college to start the new business, flic Oh, [ ] , okay... Give me a second. Right now it's called Mojo's Tavern if you want to find it :) [ ] Maybe I asked you so you could remind everyone that you are the chosen one. Everyone knows my name And they don't know I'm a wealthy CEO. WHOO http://goo.gl/maps/oMxeD Okay guys, now that it's clear that I am a wealthy entrepreneur from Oklahoma planning to start a business, named Jordan, get me out of here! I haven't agreed to anything yet Snoo? The Zone compels you! Clam bake, Clam sauce, Frozen clam, Clam chowduh, Pickled clams Spam spam spam spam egg spam spam and spam, please. I'm alive! My god, I'm alive...! A wall of text with my name repeating over and over again like a tornado of Jordans The chances that would divide fairly are slim With kindness Snoo92050, are you serious? I just called a vortex from the center of the earth and emerged from its destructive field, alive, with this dubstep song playing on my ipod: wubwub wubwubwub wub wub Are you not entertained? Yw Hello SuvivaType Looks like the weirdness is over The prison escape was happening last time I logged ... it's over though, they all were caught Thanks news! In Ohio, it wasn't really on the news Just a regular jail? It was a poorly staffed prison afaik It was a Correctional Institution. [ ] wants YOU. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerator_mother_theory My mother is NOT an appliance (but I'm also not autistic) Hello astranger NO! she was warm and scary Hello [ ] What did astranger shoot with the elephant rifle? every land animal in existence? Did it splode 10/10 wood splode again But can it shoot the moon down for her? CAN IT Falling at the exact rate of its spinning, mind you use the LANCE OF LONGINUS Their... entire life? fetfet: http://redd.it/2gcz7r Guaranteed prompt for the ladies I like the ones that have you filling out profiles... Not you! GOSH If so, prophecy fulfilled [ ]... [ ]... [ ].... The one who comes to reddit to bring joy from another land... I can't just publicly link the prophecy [ ]! its known in the prophecy as "The channel of the graceful one" [ ], amazing! [ ] HELLO Writing is an amazing activity Dunno how good this [CW] is... I have a bit of a disrupted mind: http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2geyzy/cw_write_5_more_verbose_versions_of_common_signs/ you like? my connection pinged out I guess. idk [ ], the prophecy transcribed : http://goo.gl/Xmt57Y I like em yes it is slowly FOX NEWS losing the social networking game I need some critiques/followers https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-NL8cpW1FuHGwhfXEWwJQ6HCE1gwwSNdMLpP3bk32gc/edit?usp=sharing <- the prophecy I'm a fedora, what's you? my strawberry rhubarb mini cakes! Reddit was founded by those who love order and meaning We have no goals, or at least, I don't! STOOOOOP ^ it was: ily welcome back gura Welcome back to the conversation... danger looms Create viral sensations! [ ], you see now that your reputation precedes you. Yes, no, maybe? Let's just say... we knew what to expect invited! yes! INVITATION ACCEPTED I'd love to ... Yes. I work for Life Alert. It's the thing for old people that you click and the police come Gura, I can help you. with subtlety Okay, do you want the real answer [ ]? I'm in USA in a dorm room alone. I didn't ignore it It was -reverse psychology- oogla boogla Oklahoma xD that hurts, you're obviously being sarcastic I'm a mentally disabled celebrity Oh, okay then. I'm mentally disabled but I only think I am a celebrity And... I was banned once the amazing #shutupandwrite, it still haunts me I must go. Farewell. .part Theory: When they banned McSmithy, the wonderful McSmithy, they lost yes My authorial opinions: http://goo.gl/w9zcGN <- really sarcastic rant (and also do I have an accent?) [ ]! here is a demo https://soundcloud.com/microkorgsynth2/sets/taped-synth-solo-recording Yeah they're not in the thread Hello I've made a thing for readers so they can follow the rabbit-hole to my stories on scribd http://goo.gl/Xmt57Y hue hue viral hue hue It's just the prophecy. I had it black background but it seemed to evil I go to a christian school and really didn't want to be the one drawing up satanic docs files too* The second link leads to the stories on scribd (but you have to read a pastebin to get to it). The first link just leads to my voice recordings (the one for the title) is anyone familiar with Wernicke's aphasia? You seem like a good writer Darthbob, that's obvious. But some words are used to replace things that could be entire scenes. "He flirted artfully," "mastering himself." Also, though his reaction to the arch nemesis is cool, I think there isn't detail about why they don't like each other--so I'm saying you need to rewrite it (honestly) Except for the fact that the prompt is listed on reddit, you'd not really know what was going on imo, so it doesn't stand alone... my 2c also this sentence makes no sense really "Each act a calculated barb at FireBane." I see, but the word "at" should at the very least be "against" because it sounds like FireBane is a place, also without a verb its an incomplete sentence DarthBob :) I think its incomplete... unless the "was" is somehow not needed due to language conventions or something Zing zabba dabba doo pop a bop! word, [ ]. Word. It's a good prompt response but there were things that worked against you like trying to make it short, and not explaining the prompt, and even probably the way you wrote it--not feeling the need to edit. All common on /r/writingprompts :) not necessarily a bad thing imo Hello sir Are you guys talkin' profits? Do you have a separate business account already? Yeah, that's all I have to offer, I assume taxes would be fairly simple after that. But you know, I'm not making any profits You really should branch out as a publisher ryan, I sold a story to a guy with hundreds (?) of published stories. mostly erotica You did not tell me that :P but you should tho Here's the wiki page for the story I sold... http://eroticature.org/wiki/Str8_Studs_Downlow he made it gay xD I'm number 54 he gave me 40 for two stories. I guess its because I set his phasers to "come" ok i remember now. I didn't understand the trad publisher you can't tell us your idea, I remember that Yeah... okay I won't ask you again I'm trying to remember my idea for my story right now, it was good but I can't recollect... This is worse than trying to remember cilantro Ah! I remember Main character is basically the harbinger of socialism, with a lot of examples of what a socialist government could actually pull off, using psychology. eg, stopping the spread of a virus, exploring space, stopping terrorism etc If you mean "serial killer brain," then you don't need an 's. But if you mean, "serial killer's brain" then you need one. In no case does "serial killers brain" work But serial killers' brains is also possible Oh man http://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/2ghlr5/query_critique_thread/ I wish I had an actual novel to query Nice comment ryan Yo dogs! This is amazing, so much love, almost deserving of a less than 3 sign http://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/2ghlr5/query_critique_thread/ckjgh18 I like you guys GODLIKE! http://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/2ghlr5/query_critique_thread/ckjgh18 <- obama name drop but I want to change the obama part Maybe to something less historically accurate Fixed, thanks for the help guys xD I made a prompt for you prompters out there http://redd.it/2gkjy1 The PM was here? Oh, it's just PM_JOKES_WERE_TAKEN You'll be okay Or will you? Good, now go be great I realized today that I need to finish that novel... It's my singular adult desire I'd even pay someone to ghost write it I choose [ ] what're your rates for ghostwriting? When you write the novel for someone and they keep the name on the novel THE GHOST by Jordan Jones (written by [ ]) I said my fucking name omg Anyway, [ ], what are your rates [ ], I know, that's why I'm hiring someone to write my novel. The one that will fill my bookshelf with copies of itself I offer .04 cents per word, which makes 10k words worth... um over $500 [ ], if you do it for ST, I'll just find someone else Like... [ ] [ ]... what are your rates Interception write my novel chaos And they need to be even more sensitive And when they grow twice their height they take it out on you later If no one wants to write my novel, i'll just... write it myself? about my experiences? Maybe I'll call it, "The Staggering Trail of Evidence: an Excellent Memoir" "Resetting the Paradigm Through Observation of its Function: a Case Study" "Hook, Line, and Sinker: A Young Man's Famous Account of Nothing" "Double-Blind Cheaters: When Experiments on High Schoolers Became Biased" Someone choose a title and I'll pay them to write it No chaos, no. I'll just write it. Gosh Usually the minimum for ghostwriting is 20c per word five times my offer What if you have no knowledge of choice... But it's a choice... to bury it subconsciously! I don't think you can choose to interact with your subconscious, but I do know that weird shit happens if you bury your love of dicks Like freudian slips etc Well, my paranoia lessens if I am more open about things I usually bury, which I won't talk about I have a terrible self -image subconsciously, when I acknowledge it I feel loads better ie less paranoid guys... i'm a eunuch a modern eunuch who performs cute errands for the high judge like delivering flowers For singing in choir and to be appealing to the court perstephanie Yes, my duties have been light so far, but they're sending me on my greatest errand yet: deliver a message to the other palace, which is exactly the same as this one... EXACTLY the same I will walk? I have no sex drive ... it's awesome Well, the sex drive, I've noticed, doesn't want to be turned off. So basically you're libido is making you delusional dingaling your* I'm going to the birds and the bees at my school chapel. bye now I mean its literally right now Should I go crash it? nope, I'm not going to It's great you found out persteph I'm not really a eunuch but I have occasionally felt the need to become one Hmm, that's a good sign I know a girl that's like my sister... should I pursue her though? perstephanie well, she's my friend... but I think I love her aside from romance I think the obvious advice is not to pursue My first sexual experience was listening to KID A still friends? cool AHH good clarification o11c I'd like to have a nonsexual relationship with her, yeah. for now. I realized today that if I treat girls like sluts in my mind, its a fallacy because I also don't think real sluts are actually attractive. In the sense that I can't handle the jealousy etc Haha I can't get anyone to sleep with me chaos I would sleep with a girl I found attractive which is most girls. hehehe I go to a college that actually has a sex assembly called the birds and the bees really? I have nothing to pay with I could be generous and offer my soul But ... that's a one-time thing or is it? I'll need a copy of it [ ] No photography... lmao prawns Primacy Effect I think by making that ass shake, [ ] would find that he's got the soul No, I said HOORAY because my life was complete with the dance-off loop You twerked it [ ] Twerked your soul away my school is having a birds and the bees assembly called "the birds and the bees" I could be killed if I go I'm in college That's it. You got it I didn't go.. it's literally right now Oh, I would raise my hands and ask questions about my bisexuality or gayness and the entire student body could potentially jump me like they jumped the guy inthe last assembly It's a christian place [ ] I'm not answering immediately [ ], if I wanted to ask honest questions, I would probably get a lot of "thugs" on my ass for the rest of the year [ ], it's not confusing if you realize I'm substituting the assembly with this chatroom So... I'm ready to learn We have a faculty that supports things like suppressing the homosexual part of yourself etc BUT ... it's outside of school but not really. lol It's pretty messed up, idk. I don't agree with them It's the worst part about it We have a chik fil a and I feel like I'm nibbling on hatred or something JessiTee: now I'll answer. I chose this private university because it was one of the only places that was possible to go. And yes I'm considering transferring But I'm thinking of going to a military school My family was extremely manipulative and intentionally would trigger my anger issues if they felt any doubts about me going to college. So I chose a religious one that's close so they couldn't bitch... they're narcissists etc I basically have, here's my post about it on reddit.. one sec, it's great though http://redd.it/2gmjia that's the whole story about their triggering, manipulation etc just "anyone" doesn't need to know socksies I dn't tell ppl at school things I'm going on a walk My linux cluster speaks for me heyowdy i did not bloop homies? i aint no homie i refuse once i had a dog named ed he named himself that i dont know why though he was an odd dog he wanted to learn how to juggle but i wouldn't let him he begged and pleaded but i said no one day he bought a gun and the world was never the same. monday was now the second day of the week , hitler lost WWII then it worked are you sure of this? or is your view of the world so twisted that you're oblivious to your surroundings? or is it bless your heart well obama is still president so the world isn't saved yet perhaps none of your damn business again, are you sure of this? or is your view of the world so twisted that you're oblivious to your surroundings? because apparently it's true dont do that you'll just excite me mhm turns me on naw this no sexy chat suuuuuuuuuuuuure you horny why fascinating Someone apparently found my chat window Earlier someone was on my client Did you like them more than me? 21:34 -- heyowdy ESO? Aw yeah Thanks [ ] and chaos What?! Oh man, that's not good It hurts to know one of my friends could be so mean He was obviously trying to troll I have some [ ] in my cupboards Hello Are you well? I'm dead too It's not so bad really, just tons of manna, nectar and ambrosia I have a great short story brewing instead of the old cliche of creating your own religion, a man with delusions creates his own army. I'm going to characterize him as not-so-smart, like many of my MCs Which should leak into the narrator's style, it's a "dumb story" which is a term i've invented because I can't write anything else =D http://imgur.com/Dgn3mde I've gotten 500 words of my new story down http://pastebin.com/DCXG63GV Do you like the style? "tea" It's a "dumb story", I'd like someone to read it myes? Did you like it :) It takes deep concentration to get to this level The level of graceful stupidity Ryan, you're not serious I am the best writer in the channel Can any of you say that if someone wrote exactly like you, you would read it voraciously? So, we're the three best writer in the channel Ryan? hue hue hue hue :P But I am an extremely negative person. I thought I found a home here Yes, I made a 30 second SWF with 2 images, the cover Waaaaaait right there [ ] Are you waiting? I was using hubris in those comments not positivity Hubris i've used it twice in 5 minutes 1 minute even Can you say that? No, it took you over 3 minutes to use it twice I am in the lead are you using spotify Oh... lyricless... "I am citizen insane" Ryan, I have a feeling your hubris is the real problem here As if you had been focusing on the word itself these past days [ ] the hot sore of shame is burning now.. My face is indeed on fire it is the feeling I have gotten used to.. https://play.spotify.com/track/5M1hhe7BvjYzFXx5tSHWQi [ ] needs alcohol to write... pew pew I can't continue this, I'm too demotivated now Thanks [ ] Okay Ryan, but my reputation was on the line I think you probably did an inordinate amount of research beforehand Perhaps planning your attack carefully I don't know how, I speak English well enough No I'm not. Ryan. Ryan. I'm not. Read it in monotone It will make perfect sense to you then. Like HAL Those are mostly fake numbers :) My mind is going. Dave. Dave. Daisy... daisy... I'm going to deal with schizophrenia http://www.dailydot.com/business/reddit-spam-rules-original-content/ Making WP and /r/writing an exception Yes on reddit I think the article is inaccurate for now hah. I mean, it probably is going to be a trend But I don't know how they could get rid of the writing subs, or do I? The easy way out... I think its obvious they will destroy the creative subs from the inside They could introduce plagiarizing bots to the subs that are protected by new copyright rules From the inside? Well, I remember how depressing some promising channels became... for no apparent reason Blackmail... bribery... [ ], I think WP will make it 6 months Ooh, I've thought of a conundrum though I can do nothing but speed the dissolution of the sub, myself I should probably quit trying to build my brand on reddit, it's spamming In fact, we might all leave the husk of the sub behind, for the next generation This is goodbye.. GOODBYE, to the strange prompts which sparked my imagination. GOODBYE to the talented writers who I admired. Goodbye -McSmithy as long as Mr. Pepper's psych eval is within the limits of a standard deviation, then I think you should trust him http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Psychiatric-Evaluation I don't know, probably not. No borderline weird doctors, please I actually have some questions people might be able to help me with If a friend is a late-bloomer, will he ever catch up to his peers? If he cannot relate to his peers, but does relate to older adults, does that necessarily mean he has a developmental disorder? I find myself easily outperforming adults, but not being able to match people my age or younger. It's kinda weird. Yes, I mean no... yes If you were evaluating me, you wouldn't say I was "developmentally disabled?" which is what I need to decide if I have Gotcha I mean, I would obviously rearrange my goals if I thought I would never be able to catch up emotionally, intellectually, etc to people my age. The older people that I can relate to ... they're usually surprised by my maturity though That's a valid point. Okay, cool. I'm going to need to look for people who are interested in psychology, specifically the subconscious... and mental health etc Yeah, I guess the stigma for mental health patients used to be huge. I didn't know that, growing up It's helpful because you have some familiarity with me But I mean, not much so yeah Yeah, I like that viewpoint a lot [ ] Unfortunately, the word "mental" means insane for most people I could be insane, I think I am insane in ways I don't understand The things I do understand are my "condition" I have a strong desire have a life, so I create huge fantastic worlds and ideas to replace the life I don't have. That's for sure. haha to* [ ], I forgot which country you're in. hello Good, I have a dream Ah, I feel a dream coming on... A mental health system run by recovering patients... the doctors are encouraged by their enthusiasm.. slowly, the criteria for working with the patients becomes more strict, requiring an education and psych evaluations... then, the patients can't help anyone. The bond of trust is gone. But the perception of mental illness has changed forever... The responsible advocating for the helpless :) You think so? I don't know if it would work either Except addicts can help other addicts... that's true [ ], humanism xD Humanism was a response to the overly "scientific" views of humans, eg they weren't capable of changing themselves or lacked free will. Psychologists will react to humanism, if they haven't already, with some other view of psychologists* I think nonviolence works better, making it not okay to kill anything ... except it's okay to kill bacteria Well, the whole "women are more violent because of toxic menstrual blood" is where I stop believing in nonviolence The women of Indian (?) society were considered more violent Mainly because of the bloody menstruation cycle, something about the toxicity of it killing bacteria I might be wrong on the second part, but menstruation=violent definitely Aunts everywhere cringe unless you're flo rida I'm so unfamiliar with a woman's body it hurts I often forget about menstruation Yeah. Well, yeah. I understand it hurts? I'm a manstruator Do you find menstruation plays a big role in your psychology? Yo =D That awkward moment when http://redd.it/2h266d Tea, in America?! I mean, gosh, I know we have iced tea First attempt at mapmaking! http://imgur.com/FB3354T I'm going for mapmaking Cartography* YES! something to read Mine is all very readable, in English Maybe not Korean or something It's the language of fools I write in the language of Purple. I'm reading [ ]'s now Malus, I think it has a lot of spirit. [ ]'s too. That's good [ ], I pictured the jarl from skyrim and I liked the last line Does Goku have a big G tattooed on his forehead? What about the "shit?" Is that okay in a speech? Satanic black mass in OKC (OK capital) tonight Pretty C-R-A-Z-Y Not really Just a minor blip in the whole scheme of things... Just another night ... Just the dev... Does the song cover the topic of reverse exorcism? Hello, [ ] Why are you smiling? [ ], they're doing it tonight in my town! Reverse... removing the -holy spirit-, instead of ya know, a demon or something Some stomping will be done, as well But no pissing or sex, like usual It's a real news story.. McSmithy here What is that? Congratulations man, that's a big step, getting rid of the acne Towards finding a girlfriend, and being happy etc I have been having some problems with acne myself Near my sweaty forhead forehead xD The man is six hundred and sixty six years old So I have some advice for anyone looking for a girlfriend Reverse psychology Fine, if you don't like it, don't use reverse psychology, be my guest Apollowright, hello Can your greasy fingers type a response or no? I feel bad all these handles are leaving DON'T GO Why? Why conflicted? why not do a collaborative project? Hello there I morty o.o Hi* Mortron, writer, all around good guy! Do you also code? lol He's been around almost as long as I have, and look how good of a guy I am I'm thinking of learning shaders on my own, to eventually create a game engine and a game... a procedural universe simulator ala farm simulator for SPACE It's a great idea that doesn't need validation! I probably won't get very far Just to the ends of the earth Okay! *learns unity* I guess I have a lot of projects going on now: the bot, the novel, the game. But there is one thing that links them all.. Space Space is really hot right now Mines an "astronomy" game but I'll check this out I was going to simulate based on 4 sciences: BCPG - biology, chemistry, physics, geography Cool, right? or are they lame Probably lame. awh Basically I want someone to be able to make a selection in space, then render a star's attributes, creating an image like this http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/spaceimages/details.php?id=PIA14872 Which will be saved in a continuous world Like, so realistic that someone from nasa would be paranoid--IS THIS SPACE OR MCSMITHY'S GAME?!? Celestia? [ ]: YES! I have a fine-tuned physics-oriented mind These things come naturally to me, like Einstein Oh, the coding? ...YES! I'm versed in many code languages haha, well, luckily, I have a mild form of every known condition, which combine to form ... McSmithy! I believe that I couldn't learn coding in school, and only through practice. So really I'm just setting my sights on an impossible project to learn some things I'm going for basic graphics and interesting-looking graphs... not 3d models of earth When it finds a star, it's going to have the conditions of the star. the graphs will have what makes the star up Like mostly hydrogen, or something Really [ ]? It's a learning project... No, I've never played kerbal See, they weren't "rocket scientists," or were they? the designers of ksp Ah, but what of the astronaut who played kerbal.. and failed??! An astronaut was interested :) Okay guys :) Obviously the chat is not a good way to communicate anything. Because nasa IS interested in Kerbal btw otherwise an astronaut would not have filmed himself playing the game ? [ ], I think I can get some basic shaders down in a few weeks If I do that, I'm happy. procedural universe be damned You could play the beta xD Yes! It'll be done in about 10 minutes actually It's called "celestia" this unity thing seems too conformist mortron Like all games will look the same I see, I'll need to build off of others because contemporary tech... etc I just feel if I started a grassroots universe-building simulation, I could save the world Also I feel the best solutions haven't been found, while being intuitive Ah, I had forgotten about Newton's Law of Gravity... conformist= capitalist Valid point, if you're from the 60's xD Haha :) I'm using a procedurally generated argument. [ ]: those are not exact matches of my idea That's great, and useful. Mine won't be 3d, and yes, I will likely play them Yes Like wing commander? or more like EVE? yeah, same Amazing time for video games I think my idea was more integrated to computers being shitty.. random errors and what not... like a universe for exploring hardware & maths more than simulating space ... but I have to go to psych now. so bye Yessss Hey ladies It's Mick Smith E. Hey, you can blast me with a great insult later [ ] I'll be waiting... It's fine [ ], any insult will do I came on here earlier talkin' smack about my programming skills. I deserve it The Director came to my room and said I wasn't socializing enough. So here I am What's up?!? [ ], yes! So I figured out I think of myself as being very abnormal, what do you guys think? Is the related depression something I should be worried about? It's a complex issue We should take it to PM Wow. Okay, I have to do everything "uniquely" because I don't have ability So I do all this stuff which gets me negative attention and I feel even more of a loser People haven't started reacting yet at college, but in the past they've made efforts to block me out What do I do uniquely...? I do... Well, I've been trying to fit in, by acting normal at college. But in class, I want to criticize the professor, ask pointed questions, etc -- basically be negative I think I'm unique in that I'm very intelligent and cynical And over the years have been finding myself to be very different in that way So, I act even weirder, by being "baby-like" Yes, I have been an asshole in the past But how do I stop it? It's complex I can emotionally flat-line Which is a disadvantage, but it does allow me to be cynical-funny. emotionally flat-line meaning, with acquaintances, I can easily tell people what really on my mind and make them cry Lots of barriers to get to my non-superficial emotions So am I a sociopath, an asshole, or a genius? Awh I think if I make fine observations in class, and limit the amount of comments I make, and then follow through with this attitude of self-respect after class... I don't want to make people cry, nor do I have an urge to do so So we're at dinner, talking about religion. I want to say, I flat out don't care what people believe, but I think most people are shitheads that deserve to go to hell, fuck them for ruining the world, etc... but i'm going on about reincarnation We're nice to each other, I have the social skills to keep hanging out with them, but I realize I'm 24, they're 18, I could seriously fuck with their heads without even trying or by, you know, taking them where we're alone to talk to them at a peer level, but I just said goodbye and walked off, biting my tongue, knowing they think it's awkward. to protect them in a sense Sure, I'm ready! Okay yeah hit me Ohno! That's a good question Okay okay, okay, so by not telling them who I DATED, why, what happened during, AFTER, what I think about it, how it defines my life, led to serious PTSD etc, that's just me elevating the value it Hmm I realize I'm narcissistic also so i'm not so lost Yes. I see. So. thanks. F YOu jk I noticed your wise handling of social groups If only I could lead at your level xD lol I separated it out in my head Welllllllllllllllllllllll you weren't totally honest because you were also a little scared You thought my dating story raised some questions And you wanted to know more while also being afraid to ask <- in my head haha okay I was taking a piss perhaps? I think if you knew the whole story you would pass me along to a qualified professional Are you NE? I could blend in in the big cities, nobody could find me Perhaps making it to my 50s before being captured alive lol okay, I'm going on a walk. NYC or some other large urban area in the NE Usually they're more spread out and harder to hide further west imo Ah That's my ignorance due to brainwashing I was an experiment... but that was a long time ago aight bye friendly reminder to read The Cult http://redd.it/1yvs2r it's everyone reading my novelette You're right I am :) Topic: Self-expression in a world where identities must be secret or they cease to exist. Discuss amongst yourselves Hello Yes, I am drunk Nope, I'm in a dorm Yeah, I'm super drunk and we're running down the halls Not really I'm alone ...in a dorm Yes. It's remarkable I found the alcohol and managed to drink it But interestingly, I don't care http://imgur.com/r/highqualitygifs/DEfnmbE lol Well, sorta lol george_mcfly I'm a case study... a 24 year old college freshman case study living in a dorm on alcohol Trying not to get caught from the 23 year old virgin director... Yes, for science and my ultimate shae shame I'm having a panic attack... it's kinda nice Hello everyone Thanks Everyone I can taste your sarcasm It's ironic I would be able to generate confusing even from an internet chatroom. Nice as in i'm severely depressed nice* That fixes it! Load save me It's not my fault, really. I just have a fictional team of collaborators writing my life I've got a new story! No, check it out... it's awesome [link goes here] Is anyone reading it? Ohhh... okay [link goes here] There ya go Try this one https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_E2vBHBcOjI8eYiTjgPTIM_AobrDJuqXbpxYVWi-_vU/edit?usp=sharing Woo! Sci fi western It's a good genre, enjoy. Hmm. I could do that for the middle part (about acquiring planets) originalazrael, Venus wow you're picky All of my settings match sci-fi western themes www dot ends day right? Interesting movie/game, they ripped off my life story I sent Re-War to www.bewilderingstories.com ... I really hope they accept this one I don't know why I care so much though They're funny I think they're 100% animatronic actually, so in a way, yes Because [ ] has a hard job I thought the fun part was turd polishing Oh man *epiphany* There are people who literally polish turds I'm guessing so, at least. Seems like it should be a job This turd talk has me turdally grossed out [ ], imagine polishing petrified poop I can literally smell poo right now No, I'll take the blame. I'm a masochist. I wanted to say some things about my new story... it's a general statement about anti-war Oops I pressed enter Anyway, it's a pacifist story Yeah, during his speech at the end, he's like... "if you join the war, you'll lose your critical mind" or whatever I was wondering what people thought. The story is shit because he basically just delivers a speech My whole thing was that I had a message I wanted to deliver, and I wanted to do a speech anyway. I like speeches. I think there's a place for them Also, he's a cult leader So its message is skewed [ ], that's a good idea, right now there's just the construction site and how it relates to planet-building. I know some religions believe you get a planet when you die... I just watched The Warriors a few weeks ago It's cool if you don't like it guys I know I'm a terrible writer I write a lot though I just feel good when I get all the ideas I want for a story in the story and it works But my ideas range from planet-building, to changing religions, to smoking and beyond We're going back to poop My ecig juice is a beautiful ochre and comes in a glass bottle Then I smoke it It's time for a "SPECIAL" report from McSmithy! The GENIUSES behind SECULAR ATOMISATION have been announced to be our next WORLD LEADERS. You may give us FIVE (5) DOLLARS every time you think of them! For that is the way of SECULAR ATOMISATION You will find yourself a DISINTEGRATED EFFLUENCE if you do not pay for each unique thought. All your thoughts are belong to us Thoughts BURIED in the UNCONSCIOUS will be paid at half cost, to those of you wondering Any thoughts that appear to be THREATS against our new WORLD LEADERS will cost nothing, reports say. But you may AWAKEN something to be FEARED MUSICAL thoughts will be copyrighted to our new WORLD LEADERS immediately upon generation This MESSAGE has been SENT DOWN from the HEAVENS to be INTERPRETED by the WORLD: Nu Nu Na Na Ba Tm An Au Mg K Reports are in: it's the formula for a special device called the terrible PEWPSMAGEWSH McSmithy REPORTING FROM SEATTLE, TEXAS, has been added to now defunct FBI WATCH LIST I hope no one looks into my reporting. It was completely meaningless Ugh, I just looked up Ebola in Texas and am a-scared now. Fear is the mindkiller... maybe I can get out of doing homework Well, under your consciousness there will be an irreversible process which will interpret the meaning of what I said over time, slowly affecting your daily life, until the epiphany of its true meaning overwhelms your rational mind... I'm comforted by your thoughts on American healthcare honestly. But I didn't have similar thoughts... but I think our hospitals could do it Oh, I found out I'm a "strategic thinker" with a lot of strengths centered around ideation and absorbing facts etc At school They asked 250 questions I think it was accurate, I'm not necessarily smarter but I am cerebral The Butterfly Effect! I giggled in quiet "SPECIAL" report, signing off le creative story I am reading now I don't get it Hold on simmie Well I dunno if i I can copy/paste it "I cave in... much more impaired." That should be more than one sentence :) That's a good idea Simmie Bob? Bib? You're getting a birthdog! what's a birthdog Lol [ ] I think simmie should use the scientific method Okay, it applies to writing this way Okay good Experiment For example Try repetition--experiment with repetition to create an effect like HORROR or HUMOR THEN Judge it yourself And then start another experiment, this time improving your use of repetition. repetition is easy though, you could also try having a theme or something like that I am over 3,000 years old. No, I'm from the bible No time masters in the bible! I wish I was tired I only have to remember things to do tomorrow oh that reminds me lol https://sites.google.com/site/caesarnapleswiki/home/short-stories/caesar-naples/mendax/full-text "My dearest love Mera," If only I had known then what I know now Hello [ ] The silence feels like a blanket Yeah I think [ ], NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE MY GOD I'll be your redeemer !prompt A coincidence. Or was it? I don't even know, and I'm the god of a small religion Yeah, I bet it's awesome I love terry But does he love me? Or can he love me? Ever? Even now? what about now? Yes, something about a car accident or something, I couldn't tell really. [ ]: I thought he was disfigured, but I thought she was going to be the one hurt... no, turns out, his ... grandma? came home? It was a long time ago Oh, no, he ran into her mother with his car Am I right? Are you condescending me? mmhmm I have a giant freudian drawing of a dick with the words "DID JAMES?" sprawled across it https://www.dropbox.com/s/mf5pzn303i5yyae/882033_1463291820563876_2092440814_o.jpg?dl=0 Ahhh That's dark Here's a picture of me looking like one of the Golden Dawn people https://www.dropbox.com/s/q5bun43ba64dnkw/Untitled2.jpeg?dl=0 rateme? Here's one from The Cult, my novelette https://www.dropbox.com/s/5p80acfdv2z53ad/Sketch226185741.png?dl=0 How I made that image I have no idea but its perfect lol Here's my alien piece https://www.dropbox.com/s/gk6fxts7lnslpnn/I%20killed%20Poe.pdf?dl=0 Hello Save the turtles! If we saved the turtles, we would become more enlightened Turtles live to be very old. Let's let them. I'm thinking of tortoises Tortoises are among the oldest unchanged (unevolved) species. The shell aided in their survival Hypothesis: They evolve faster because they're cold blooded I agree Maybe the slithering action causes the DNA to mutate at higher rates I suppose the method of reproduction would have an effect on the rate of evolution. So its the eggs Yeah [ ], it's all about molding the species to its environment I think hipster tears is a starbucks drink with 5 espresso shots I watched the Ham/Nye debate last night Well, over an hour of it. It's quite long [ ], what I'm thinking is whether or not Dawkins was right to say that scientists shouldn't debate creationists. I think Nye was right to debate him. As for the arguments, Ham uses a 5th grade textbook to prove his point... What sold evolution / old earth for me was the ice layers Ham's explanation or when you were in class? [ ], did you do anything for your birthdog? ^ cool dude Ohhh... I'm still hiring mortron to write my bestseller no, mortron's really writing my book for me because I am paying him to write it for me. It's a ghostwriting deal. Microbook? apple sux Is microbook a thing? Ah, cool. I'm looking it up to test this [ ], you're not an idiot :( Let's add another layer of sarcasm... [ ], would you write my book if I paid you? It's not an autobio If I get to claim I own it* [ ], [ ] : someone finally understands me [ ], you're not a genius :( Everyone's so down on themselves today! [ ], are you still writing on /wp [ ], if someone asked you to kill a man... [ ], why did you do it? [ ], its self evident you did Man, you're right. I was wrong. See, I can admit my errors I'd survive Become excited because of my celebrity? I... [ ], I can adapt to pain I'm a masochist What are you some kind of monster! Get out of my head ST Ooh, zen monks Well its cool you included spirituality. I go to a christian liberal arts college and creative writing is encouraged to a high level But... if I wrote about any other religion than christianity it would be discouraged Haha... I'd like some validation ... but I'm too scared to ask for it /firstworldprobs Don't talk to it, [ ]. just unplug the next Dota 1? 2*? Coool I broke my phone screen this morning :( Getting it fixed monday! I had forgotten I broke the screen, then when I remembered became depressed again Now I'm in an inescapable fog Moto G I don't need a phone! Is that what you mean? I through it on the ground :( threw I'm going to say this thing next, and you can respond or not respond if you want to : I'm angry all the time because of the medicine I take ... darkwingsdarkwords, abilify. I've been on it for most of my adult life. if not all of my adult life I have no idea what it does, I've been on it so long I don't think they used the scientific method in their prescribing. Schizophrenia The point of my treatment is to prevent problems from happening. So they're "nipping it in the bud" which I agree with How do they treat ptsd? That's the kind of treatment I want It would be a fight The way state-run doctors work. You have to convince them to change your treatment Because I'm on disability I went to college because I was a -slave to the system-. Now that I have debt, they'll look at that as my problem, and probably give me more choices. After all, gotta pay back that money Yeah, my entire consciousness is controlled by people who accept medicare ie I have to take medication Plus they control my income thru disability If I don't take it, I stabilize after about 2 weeks. But last time I was off it for more than two weeks, I drank every day So one theory is that I'm now substance dependent because of the meds. It's not well-supported though I mean, I was drinking because I'm an alcoholic to me, I'm taking abilify as a replacement for drugs. It increases the "clarity" of hallucinations, as well as keeps me off alcohol. Which is NOT what it's prescribed for. Anyway, I'll drop it. I just wanted to get some thoughts out there I have to constantly contradict people which is not in my nature If I want to get better I'm lucky because I was never suicidal I'm also lucky because I had some really challenging experiences. I'd advise [ ] to really challenge himself, by putting himself in difficult situations--then, you'll appreciate life by knowing suffering :) [ ], [ ] I think you guys are both using reverse psychology. which causes a disturbance Here comes the reverse reverse psychology... NOOO! He reminds me of Luke Skywalker imo he's was self-destructive I wish that hadn't happened... Hello [ ] hello Niiice, lookin' slick homes Sorry [ ], that guy was stupey Yes lol [ ], what is your opinion on discussing mental health in the irc oh. shit. ok lol I'm calling that view into question Actually, I agree with you. But I'm a science fiction writer, so what do I know? GOOD! now run with it to the ends of the earth I've met Bob here it comes, a picture of bob Where's the keyboard??? In your hands That you are using to chat ... there's no keyboard in that pic GRR me frustrated show world irc me want Me show world IRC one day World be amazed Me sad world not know IRC me not smart man Yet they're called semicolons [ ], have you considered doing a writing exercise with a literal interpretation of freudian concepts? I can translate your peice. "My father opened the wooden door, and I felt as if he stole my mother from me. The feeling was precisely reciprocated by him. So, instead of continuing the great coverup that is our relationship, I became dissociated. His response, finally, was different than mine: a neurotic event, characterized by..." No, it isn't ajoke [ ], I'm totally serious, yes. I suppose the door opened on its own But you can still apply the psychoanalytic style to it Okay, translate this: I awoke a monstrous vermin. Every part of my body felt like a dirty extension of my thorax. I tried to roll out of bed, but it was impossible. I tried for three hours, until, motivated by the food my sister gave me, I swung over and landed on my tiny feet. It was like I was an insect, easily controlled by reward stimulus. I waited for days for something to change until I gave up, and I started writing." Lol You perverted my masterpiece Omg Yes! Have you? I wrote an essay, a story, and a journal The essay will be linked. It's an introductory course, so the essay itself isn't really that good But of course, I wrote it so it's great https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ay2N5-5DwzhJwwUxA7peh2U-setTycEfWu5_0LaGwsw/edit?usp=sharing Nice She doesn't get a nice pony, does she? Do you think there are too many adjectives psycho? Why me? I wonder... I don't know it was suggested for me. You're probably not about to get banned It's probably because of the "mental health" talk [ ], not the prompts btw Ahhh, what a good show. Okay, now why did they say for me to be banned? lol I tried it but thought that it got in the way. The way the license worked, I had it for about 2 days before losing access to the program I re-installed windows =/ I think it would be cool for worldbuilding If you want to start world-building, there's a great sub for info world Some of the features look nice for creating huge glossaries and indexes for your world http://www.literatureandlatte.com/scrivener.php?show=features [ ], there is a risk to linking that sub Worldbuilding, as they say, is an obsession Pretty funny Sam I want scrivener now I didn't read the prompts, but LOL'd after the comic con one the actual topic prompt http://writetodone.com/write-faster-scrivener/ I made a new kind of prompt a new KIND of prompt Like a new form of art Yes, it's an image prompt at heart http://redd.it/2ibc81 Are you not entertained?! Well, it might not take off Yeah it totally sucks I thought it looked cool typed out like that you'd be surprised actually I once said "create a prompt with 1% made up words" and someone included exactly 2.5 words... they like the weirdness It's not meant to be continued, a parallel response is what's needed Or even, an image Mix it up a bit There is a 1% on WP's [ ] the 1% that likes to bend rules I look forward to an intellectual discussion of how they thought a response was needed A "prompted" discussion Oh well, delete it. It's a failed start to a short story So here's a response to my prompt, I'll make one starting now My response to myself will be mixed media Hey-o, my mixed media response is complete https://www.dropbox.com/s/kc89hlqdt4tamb9/Sketch46183919.jpg?dl=0 It's definitely mixed media... Aw yeah! I would prompt myself, but that's way too cool PERFECT [ ], https://www.dropbox.com/s/15p85lzwrykn2uo/Sketch46192236.jpg?dl=0 <- time traveler meets himself Some shrinkage applied Djoo check out the drawin'? m0rtron, how are those deadlines going? Cool, also I forbid you from watching Frozen It will disturb your creative temperament lol I think I found you on g+ m0rtron, minus comma Peekaboo karate? <- never learned zing! i don't get it Okay, I get ya... Yeah, add Mc toanything to make it lame I should be on here. I have music to listen to At the computer. My precise current location. reddit ENHANCEMENT suite Did you guys check my mixed media tablet drawring? NO YOU DIDN'T https://www.dropbox.com/s/kc89hlqdt4tamb9/Sketch46183919.jpg?dl=0 Oh, you did, actually? Well, you're not simpleminded You're just not within understanding So, it examines my consciousness and glimpses into my deepest soul The man in the window is the Judge The hangman is my Anima And the HAL object is a representation of my close friends, who have adopted the policy that "evil is good, even if it's not real," ie, goldstein, the fake villain from 1984 The word being guessed in hangman is DISABIL IT Y obviously goes without saying [ ], it's based off this prompt. It took like 15 minutes and I just made all that stuff up about it. I mostly think it's cool because TABLET http://i.imgur.com/oACN95m.png yeah it was banned Petty humans! Not prompty enough clumsyprompts.com [ ], it's not a website, sorry. I do feel a little like the odd man out I mean, I wonder what kind of snowman you are. An ice snow man? Or a morning snow man? There are many kinds of snow Yellow Snow Man? >I'll leave it to mystery as if mystery was a thing Brace yourselves! the name change is coming Burnnn Not everyone has a grip on what's going on all the time Just don't do anything stupid like say anything stupid or something Is that from farenheit 451? everything burns? It's like someone in love with fire talking in their sleep... hmm everything burns... at the right temperature... Which incidentally perfectly describes Ray Bradbury's writing style Award me now award want yiss Hello drinkingandwriting compulsory? is that the same as compulsive? Okay Ahh... I see Wow, I feel dumb now Hahah I think everyone has a little bit of room to chat on whatever they want. However. I push that limit sometimes Compulsively Ah, some channels are super focused rooms, for better or worse The only way I can focus on something is by referencing what others said, but that's usually really shallow small talk I mean, I don't know what to talk about except myself as others have pointed out ah lol Bradbury loved burning... that's what I remember Er, no. not all of it. I remember more than the burning.. heh. I should probably think about what I say eh unexpected nervous breakdown... t + 2 minutes hey Congratulations [ ] on writing The pleasure is mine drama? I spent 6 hours looking for a linux word processor similar to Scrivener Then, the earth exploded. drama. I know the five-finger death punch No windows computer [ ] I thought it was disabled? That's correct mortron And this is OMG GOD GuraGone, how do you know? OH NO THEY KNOW OMG GOD GuraGone, how do you know? OH NO THEY KNOW Really? Do you know of a link, eh? I can't get past all the lame websites ubuntu, well, crunchbang Annnd there goes my browser good guess on my processor. AMD 64 here... Waaaaait... Are you bragging, [ ] ? I pronounce it g-ray-vee I think I swallowed ST's wedding ring I'll earn this backhand later Probably not I learn quickly Just a little abuse and I'm in line Hey! scivener works scrivener* I hate linux sometimes Hola Hmmm... I like clerics. So, I reread my story, Blow Up Ship today It managed to include a lot of really deep ideas. Your "Onyx Monument" reminded me of it, [ ] Yes, because I used proper nouns to convey some of the ideas that I couldn't explain. Then, when I read your monument name, I just recalled my story And thought, I'm so awesome [ ]: you didn't do the same thing I did, so that's a compliment What does G.O.D. stand for That acronym sort of does the same thing I did. Here's an example: a science building called "What The Russians Did" (it's a joke, for any Russians in IRC) [ ], have you found any freudian slips in your novel yet >Heimen [ ], I am prepared to psychoanalyze [ ]'s piece It's not far-fetched to assume that unconscious thoughts enter into writing, and I'm not saying [ ]'s is more rife with innuendo than anything else. Do you watch porn Have you ever? Okay, so what's with the word choice here? >Nylie gaped at him. Yes, but out of hundreds of choices, why did you choose a term that also has a fairly common porn definition I think because you're unconsciously covering up that you are aware of