Console.log(“♥”);

What in the world is this JavaScript thing?

Bleep bloop, bleep bloop, bleep bloop ... bing!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Switch, case, case, case, case, case —- break.

If, if, if, if, if, if, else.

Else if, if, if, if, if ... return?

A function, a callback.

Another function, another callback.

A promise ... then, another function and another callback.

Let us define what JavaScript is.

Constant, JavaScript: this.