Boycott Christopher Nolan January 11, 2010

Christopher Nolan. Here is a director that seems like a talented guy who has it going on. But few people realize that he is a bully separatist! I am here to spread the truth about his hatred of Eskimos!

Let’s take a look at his full filmography so I can explain to you in detail how he has forcefully excluded Eskimos from his movies.

Memento : There are no Eskimos in the entire movie! In fact, I didn’t see any nationality other than white! This is not tolerable!

: There are no Eskimos in the entire movie! In fact, I didn’t see any nationality other than white! This is not tolerable! Insomnia : There are no Eskimos in this movie and it takes place in Alaska! He is obviously excluding our brother Eskimos when he won’t even put them in an Alaskan movie.

: There are no Eskimos in this movie and it takes place in Alaska! He is obviously excluding our brother Eskimos when he won’t even put them in an Alaskan movie. Batman Begins : Eskimos? Nope.

: Eskimos? Nope. The Prestige : This movie has whites, chinamen, and an Australian. But there is not an Eskimo in sight.

: This movie has whites, chinamen, and an Australian. But there is not an Eskimo in sight. The Dark Knight: Pretty good movie, but once again he banned Eskimos from the cast.

I am calling from a boycott of all of these movies. That includes any DVDs or Blu Rays or any other merchandise or theatrical showings. I am also calling to boycott any further movies he releases until he agrees to work with an Eskimo. He is scheduled to release a movie called Inception and a movie called The Last Heretic. Please do not go see these movies and please tell your friends about how bigoted these movies are.

Please help me spread the word of Christopher Nolan’s anti-Eskimo agenda!