The Costume Debacle

Okay, I think we can all relate to this comic. Why is it that girls costumes have become less than underwear? I'm not quite sure, but it means that every year I have to go through the expensive hassle of making a costume instead of being able to buy one like most of the guys I know. If I ever become super rich I'm going to start a line of woman's costumes that are both super-awesome, AND cover more than 45% visible surface area.