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Rat: Hey, Neighbor Bob. Heard you're having trouble meeting women your wife left you. Bob: Yeah. I never have anything interesting to say about myself. Maybe the fact that I raise chickens? Rat: There must be something else you can talk about. Bob: Well, I won an academy award. Rat: Holy !@#$! You're a Hollywood type? Women love all that movie start stuff! What'd you win it for? Bob: Best sound editing. Rat: Tell me more about your chickens.