Can robots really be sexy? Can a mechanical object devoid of human emotion and personality really turn you on? Of course it can – just look at Emily Blunt.

But, obviously, it helps if they look like Blunt, Grace Park, Tricia Helfer, or anyone on this list. Two of them even made toasters sexy, for God?s sake. We have never looked at the office Rowenta the same way since.

The same can't be said for our Henrietta Hoover, though. Sure, she has an eager face, a bag full of accessories and a suck that could strip paint, but she looks more like a hyperactive child that has drunk too much Sunny D than Darryl Hannah in Bladerunner.

Mind you, come to think of it, her bag has been a full a lot recently ? the cheap, pink floozy. OK, we are only joking now ? and, sure, as we write, we feel slightly soiled and unusual, but robots really can be sexy.

Think about it, robots do what you ask them to do and are happy to please. Plus their beauty never fades and there is always an off switch for those rare occasions when their ?personality? chips overheat. Then the attraction starts to become obvious: Less housework, less conflict and more sex ? even if it is a bit icky, like trying to mount a pink Optimus Prime or something.

But which robots from movies, TV and even music videos are the sexiest? Well, hecklerspray, as always, provides lame answers to the questions you never asked in the first place.

We have even managed to get one bloke in our list of lovely lady-bots to make it fairer. Mind you it is Jude Law, who, especially after seeing a picture of his private parts, barely counts.

Anyway enjoy ? we are already looking forward to comments of ?you forgot blah blah from that film no one has ever heard of?. Oh, and, yes, we are including bloody cyborgs. Don’t start.

22. Bjork lesbian robot

From: Music video All Is Full Of Love

Brilliant video of Bjork getting it on with herself. No, not like that.

21. Cameron (Summer Glau)

From: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles





Everyone loves the Summer.



20. Gigolo Joe (Jude Law)

From: AI





Token bloke alert.

19. Diana A

From: Mazinger Z





Her breasts are missiles – what else needs to be said. Don’t look at us like that.

18. Annalee Call (Winona Ryder)

From: Alien Resurrection





Everyone’s favourite shoplifter.



17. Alice (Isabel Lucas)

From: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Great tongue and a more convincing human being than Megan Fox.



16. Joanna Eberhart (Katharine Ross)

From: Stepford Wives (1975 version)





What? Come on! You so would. Or, errr, would have done.



15. Various (The Fembots)

From: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery





Even Liz Hurley almost passed as sexy as a FemBot. Mind you, she already had the robotic moves and cold, emotionless stare – that’s how she normally acts.



14. Rosie (voice of Jean Vander Pyl)

From: The Jetsons





So eager to please.



13. Eve (Renee Soutendijk)

From: Eve of Destruction





If you have never seen this film, get it out now. It’s about a government-created robot built in the image of a sexy scientist and it’s up to actor/dancer Gregory Hines to stop her from blowing up and taking everyone with her. Really.

12.?Joanna Eberhart (Nicole Kidman)

From: The Stepford Wives (newer, crappier version)





OK, not to everyone’s taste, but this is my list, OK?

11. Casella ‘Cash’ Reese (Angelina Jolie)

From: Cyborg 2

Cyborg 2 is so bad, it's worse than Cyborg. But Angelina Jolie, before she is famous, has a naked scene where she cavorts with the guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (No, not Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince). You can almost smell her desperation.

10. Maria (Brigitte Helm)

From: Metropolis





An exotic dancer who doesn’t talk?

9. Rachael (Sean Young)

From: Blade Runner





Our replicants really robots, who cares?



8. Gigolo Jane (Ashley Scott)

From: AI





AI is a such a bad film. Even worse than Cyborg 2. But strikingly attractive love-bot, Gigolo Jane, almost makes up for the 18 bum-numbing hours sopent watching this utter turd.

7. Lucy Liu-bot

From: Futurama





A robot with the body of Lucy Liu that you can turn off – Hrrrrrh!!!

6. Android Andrea (Sherry Jackson)

From: Star Trek: The Original series

Kissing Kirk was not part of her programming. What can we say, programmes are there to be hacked. Better still that costume doesn't leave much to the imagination.

5. Number Eight: Grace Park

From: Battlestar Galactica





4. Pris (Darryl Hannah)

From: Blade Runner





Basic pleasure model – need we say anymore?

3. Number Six (Tricia Helfer)

From: Battlestar Galatica

Top of the range toaster.



2. Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan)

From: Star Trek: Voyager

More 10 out of 10.

1. The Terminatrix (Kristanna Loken)

From: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines





A clear winner.



Honorable mentions:

Demon Seed ? Proteus

Arnie ? Terminator franchise

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