The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. Or when 19 radical Muslims armed with box cutters and zero ability to fly a commercial airliner managed to bring down three buildings with two planes in New York City” –Joe Rogan: American stand-up comedian and color commentator

This one’s a real doozy. Nine first reponders died in a massive, total-destruction fire Wednesday that destroyed the Argentinian archives of corporate and banking industry documents. Arson is suspected. Argentina is the epic center of massive political corruption, official statistics doctoring and insider corporate looting over the last 15 years. The document archive is run by Boston-based Iron Mountain Inc., which stores sensitive bankster and ratline data globally. The destroyed archives included documents stored for Argentina’s banking industry, said Buenos Aires security minister Guillermo Montenegro.

Investigators either blamed or suspected arson for Iron Mountain (aka Fire Mountain) blazes that destroyed many of their other warehouses. There were two fires in New Jersey in 1997, warehouses in London and Canada in 2006, headquarters in Italy in 2011 and now its warehouse in Argentina on Wednesday.

Just a thought on this: Although this seems to point to the Argentine government, be careful who you blame. It could easily have been The Parasite Guild, which is clearly out to “get” Argentina. I don’t think Kirchner or any Argentinian is a suspect in the Italian, New Jersey and London bank records fires.

In each case, the fires were described as huge, despite the fact that Iron Mountain advertises that its facilities have multiple protections against fire, including advanced systems that can detect and quench flames without damaging important documents. Gigantic fires in these cases would have to be stoked with incendiary explosives. These are “total destruction fires” done with a smile. From Buenos Aires Herald: