Dammit, mystery Secret Santa! You reached into my deepest desires and pulled out something I only dared to dream in receiving as a present.

When my secret santa asked me if I wanted something from my Amazon wishlist or to simply find me someting based on my interests via Reddit, NEVER in my wildest dreams would I thought to receive.... A MOTHERFUCKING MINI DONUT MAKER!!!!!! Of all the wishlist items I have (which are all books for thesis research) I wished for the lone little mini donut maker as a joke stating I needed it for my research, since my thesis has to do with food, after all.

Secret Santa, you have no idea how HAPPY I am to receive this beautiful object of pure gluttony. Not only I can make donuts (fuck yeah donuts) I can actually make use of this for my grad research! Thank you so much!!!!! If I knew you who were, I'd mail you a sweet greeting card. Thanks!!