(My high school friends and I used to have a joke that whenever we were in New Jersey, we’d get lost and end up at a particular restaurant chain. One day we make a conscious decision to go there, but cannot find it, despite many signs. We eventually give up and start heading home.)

Friend #1: “Wait, weren’t we supposed to be on [Highway]? We just passed a sign saying it’s in the other direction.”

Friend #2: “We’re lost?! Really?! Where are we?”

Me: *pointing* “We’re at [Restaurant]!”