Do not message “hi” to me. Do not send me email that you have a wonderful offer for me. Do not ask me if I am online now. Do not write that you have a great job offer or partnership opportunity. Do not ask why I am not answering to you.

Just tell me what you want. It is much faster than chatting. Do not feel awkward when you send me “Hi” and I do not reply. Feel free to write what you want exactly.

If you need to discuss things then call me. Call me if you need an immediate reply. I'll not answer you if I am busy. Please, do not call me if my status is “Do not disturb”, or “Invisible”. Usually I set this status on purpose.

If you still want to be polite then you can message me: “Hey! Call me when you not busy”. And be ready that I’ll call you immediately.

Maybe you want to get additional information about me by approaching from afar. Maybe you want to use this to make a better trade-off later. This annoys me anyway. Please do respect my time.

Please, do respect my time and do not be indifferently polite. Thank you.

Indulge yourself to set this article as your IM status.