After some issues with the post office (seriously, if we're the only tenant in the building, why do you require a suite number. It's just silly) my Arbitrary gift has come in! My Santa appears to share my eclectic tastes, and I was treated to some bacon (which made it just fine Santa, don't worry), a stylish knife and holder, as well as glow sticks, because who doesn't love things that glow. Not sure how I will combine these things, but rest assured that I will find a way. My wife's a bit scared now though....