They may have changed Derpy, but we will always know her true face. Because sometimes what's "acceptable" isn't good enough. Because﻿ sometimes the fans deserve to have their faith rewarded. Because she's the pony the bronies deserve, but not the one they need right now.

So we'll hide her. Because she can take it. Because she's not a hero. She's a clutzy guardian. A wall-eyed protector.

A Derp Knight.