Typical Florida political story of the day: an answering machine captured a call (embedded below) from a volunteer with the Republican Party of Clay County, FL, who was reaching out to potential voters with several important lies about the upcoming presidential election.

GREATEST HITS OF ANONYMOUS CLAY COUNTY REPUBLICAN VOLUNTEER'S PHONE CALL TO SENIOR VOTERS

"Yall sound like yall are senior citizens, right? Yeah. You don't want Obama. You really don' want Obama. Because he'll get rid of your Medicare. You might as well say goodbye to it."

"I don't know if you've done any research on Obama or not, but he is a Muslim... if he had his way, we'd be a socialistic country."

"Pay attention to Fox News."

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The head of the Clay County GOP told the St. Augustine Record that the woman was "off-script completely." Embarrassing admission of script inadequacy.

[St. Augustine Record. Photo: Richard French/ Flickr]