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Sometimes its best not to trust seemingly friendly Chrome extensions

Hitler reacts to the malicious Button extension

00:00 - 00:03 We've been monitoring the situation carefully.

00:04 - 00:05 According to our calculations, the best time to push the button

00:05 - 00:07 will be in a few weeks. The red flair is almost guaranteed-

00:08 - 00:12 as long as we stay vigilant. I'm receiving constant updates

00:12 - 00:15 in order to prevent the timer from reaching zero prematurely.

00:17 - 00:19 I installed a nifty Chrome extension

00:19 - 00:21 that shows the current color of the timer.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 That extension....

00:31 - 00:33 That extension has malicious code.

00:34 - 00:36 It presses the button automatically. You now have purple flair.

00:53 - 00:58 Unless you have the following flair, leave immediately: Grey, Green, Yellow, and White.

01:13 - 01:15 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!?

01:15 - 01:17 WHY WOULD SOMEONE CREATE SUCH A THING??

01:18 - 01:23 YOU'RE TELLING ME ALL THE PLANNING AND WAITING WAS FOR NOTHING?

01:25 - 01:28 I just wanted the subreddit to look cool...

01:29 - 01:31 The mods of r/button wasted no effort

01:31 - 01:34 And now you tell me someone would go to such lengths

01:34 - 01:37 to fuck over the patient non-pressers?!?

01:37 - 01:40 HOW CAN THIS EVEN WORK IF AUTOMATIC BUTTON PUSHING IS ALLOWED?

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, we combed through every line of code of the Enhancement Suite to avoid this disaster

01:42 - 01:46 You could have been combing through my ass hairs all the good it did

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, there was always the chance that we would have ended up with 60s flair..

01:48 - 01:52 You fucking idiot, its the principal of the matter. This is the Internet. We should hold ourselves to higher standards.

01:53 - 01:54 JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T READ CODE

01:56 - 01:57 doesn't give them the right to fuck me over.

01:57 - 02:00 That extension was suppose to make this whole experience better.

02:00 - 02:03 Now its all garbage, I might as well unsubscribe and stop participating in this whole wretched affair.

02:04 - 02:08 You think I have alts? Do you honestly believe

02:08 - 02:13 I can go on another account and keep staring at the button without shame in my heart?!?

02:14 - 02:16 I was so confident!!!!!

02:17 - 02:21 I could laugh as a proud Grey at that purple bastard Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 Who wouldn't want that extension.

02:30 - 02:34 The colors changed seamlessly with the timer.

02:34 - 02:36 I thought I was being tech savvy..

02:41 - 02:42 Its all lies.

02:43 - 02:47 I NEVER tried to convince others to push the button. The thought of forcing someone to push the button makes my stomach turn.

02:48 - 02:53 I NEVER tried to make low-effort content to cash in on the massive karma grab.

02:54 - 02:56 All I wanted was to meaningfully participate.

02:56 - 02:59 I even had dreams of not pushing at all.

03:00 - 03:02 But what could have been a red flair is now a stain of blood!

03:04 - 03:07 He's just waxing poetic now, soon enough we'll be back to browsing r/TrollXChromosomes

03:14 - 03:16 I didn't even get the satisfaction of pushing it.

03:19 - 03:23 Its high time we remember the original purpose of The Button.

03:25 - 03:26 A zany April Fools joke.

03:31 - 03:33 Well, the joke's on me.

03:40 - 03:46 What does it even matter, I still have no idea what the fuck that Team Orangered trophy is about.

03:46 - 03:49 and you know the Redguard is going to let the timer slip through their fingers