I’m not a fan of cliches in comedy unless they are presented in a way were it’s known that you’re using a cliche on purpose and the self-awareness of the joke is then funny.

So the whole cliche of having a funny name tied to a crime may not be funny to me when I’m in search of highbrow humor.

Luckily, today is not one of those days. Get ready for some solid 14-year-old humor, kids.

A Lehigh County man is under arrest and a Berks County man is being sought in connection with what law enforcement authorities described as a “sophisticated” marijuana grow operation.

This guy is so sophisticated they put quotes around it.

The investigation began Sept. 10 with a traffic stop by Fleetwood police in the 600 block of Sheiry Road in Richmond Township, Berks County, officials said.

Oh…. get ready for it.

Dang Hai Le, 39, of Whitehall Township, Lehigh County, was driving a GMC Denali 45 mph in a 25 mph zone, said police, adding that he had both expired Nebraska and Texas driver’s licenses and that the vehicle was tagged with a Texas registration.

Let’s sound that out, everybody. DANG … HAI.

I’m not sure if I could make this horse I want to beat any more visible, but, stay with me.

Dang Hai’s actions during the traffic stop raised officers’ suspicions, and the driver granted them permission to search the vehicle, leading police to find 541 freshly cut marijuana branches inside, according to an affidavit of probable cause.

They were like, “Are you dang high?” and he’s like, “Yes, I am Dang Hai.”

And they are like, “Okay, so you’re admitting you’re dang high?” and he’s like, “Yeah, that’s what’s on my driver’s license.”

And then everyone laughs!

Dang Hai told police that the marijuana was to be delivered to a man in Allentown. Further investigation then led the Berks County district attorney’s drug task force to 58 Deer Run Rd. in District Township, Berks County, near Boyertown, where a search uncovered what detectives described as a “sophisticated marijuana growing operation.” SOURCE: WFMZ.com

Okay. I’m done.

I’ll be here all week.

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