Fun fact: the Vlarpians of planet Vlarp speak "Vlarpese", a language consisting entirely of a single, all-purpose word: "Vlarp". The Vlarpians, being moderate telepaths, communicate by projecting all their thoughts on the subject by compressing them into the spoken word "vlarp" which, upon hearing, is instantly understood by those listening, regardless of language barriers. Vlarp doesn't just stand in for every word, but every sentence, paragraph, speech, and entire books and encyclopedias, all of which are only one word long and printed on special tele-projective paper for easy reading.



Trust me, until you've read "The Scarlet Letter" in Vlarpese, you don't know "The Scarlet Letter".