LAWRENCE TOWNSHIP, NJ — A Hamilton Township man decided the Quakerbridge Mall was the perfect place to make himself at home on Tuesday, but everyone else may wish that's where he would've stayed.



Joseph Michalski, 51, stripped completely naked in a common area of the mall at about 5 p.m. Tuesday evening, according to the Lawrence Township Police Department. He then began masturbating in a massage chair outside of Sears. When mall security was notified, a guard approached Michalski. By the time the security guard approached him, he was no longer pleasuring himself.

However, when the guard asked Michaslki to put his clothes back on, Michalski punched the guard in the face, police said. The guard recovered and managed to wrestle the naked man to the ground. He held him there until police arrived.

