Why I Learned to Climax Quickly

I know sex is not a race, but I still try to finish first

Photo by Artem Kim on Unsplash

I once had an orgasm the moment my boyfriend’s penis entered my vagina. It wasn’t the longest or most intense orgasm I’ve ever felt — but trust me, it was an orgasm.

The quickest I’ve ever climaxed from oral sex was on the second swipe of my boyfriend’s tongue. On the first lick, I felt next to nothing. I wasn’t even aroused. On the second lick, I came. I was almost as surprised as he was, but we weren’t really that surprised.

It reminded me of the old commercial for Tootsie Roll Pops where a kid asks an animated owl wearing a graduation cap and tassel, “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?”

The owl licks the lollipop twice before giving up and biting into it. “Two,” he replies.