(I had this conversation by phone with my sister on her 20th birthday. Note: She had two accidental pregnancies when she was 18.)

Me: “Stop aging, it’s creepy!”

Sibling: “I’m sorry, I don’t know of any way to stop the aging process… Or I suppose you could kill me..”

Me: “Hah, if I can’t find an alternative I may just have to.”

(A little later.)

Sibling: “I’m twenty, time to start marrying and having babies.”

Me: “If you start breeding before me, I WILL kill you.”

Sibling: “Well I probably will. I’m quite accident prone…”

(It’s nice that she can joke about it all now!)