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Panel 1: "Is there REALLY a list of commandments for substitute teachers?" " There SHOULD be." Panel 2: "Like: Thou shalt not have any teaching experience whatsoever!" "Yeah!" Panel 3: "Or: Thou shalt not, when talking attendance, say to a student 'Are you really in the sixth grade? You look do YOUNG!'" Panel 4: "...Because SOME people are just SMALL for their age, OKAY?" "Poor Chad."