As the mysterious person behind the Bread Face blog puts it, her curious Instagram feed is giving the people something they didn't ask for.

On the BreadFaceBlog account, a woman ruins a selection of perfectly good breads from various New York bakeries by rubbing her face all over them.

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In each clip, she first introduces the bread, turning it around in her hands for the camera, before setting it down on a table and smashing her face in carb-filled goodness. Each bread is paired with a specific song — think cornbread with Rihanna's "Rude Boy" or naan with The Weeknd's "Earned It."

The five-second rule applies, right?

14. Palagonia Large Seeded Twist A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Dec 6, 2015 at 3:53pm PST

13. Fay Da plain steamed bun A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Dec 3, 2015 at 6:54pm PST

9. Naan bread A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Nov 3, 2015 at 6:14am PST

12. Cornbread A video posted by Bread Face (@breadfaceblog) on Nov 26, 2015 at 10:41am PST

i don't care about anything on the internet more than i care about the girl who keeps smashing her face into bread https://t.co/AvAsbIZWwW — #rachelsyme (@rachsyme) December 4, 2015