So the Trumps are venal, treacherous sleaze balls who are prepared to put their own interests ahead of anything including - but by no means limited to - their country. Who knew? Oh, yeah, that’s right. I remember. Everybody knew.

Almost nothing about the Trump family is capable of shocking us at this point. Donald Trump could tweet the nuclear launch codes, Ivanka could Airbnb rooms in the White House, and Eric could Facebook Live himself snorting lines of cocaine off the recently-murdered carcass of a rhino. Trump fans would describe any of these news items as a “smear” while the rest of us would slump further into resigned melancholia at the state of the world. Only Melania – who doesn’t really count - truly has the power to surprise, as she would by showing anything but cold reluctance at being seen near her perma-Tangoed husband.