Happy Friday everyone. Today…a gift.

Inquisitive sloths enjoy learning…we also enjoy turning our brain off and enjoying the moment.

In lieu of an article about how our phones are as addictive as crack, I figured we could melt some 90’s on a spoon and mainline a bit of nostalgia while gently walking hand in hand back to a simpler time.

Because 2018’s got me like

A warning…I just learned how to add GIFs…so look out.

The 90’s. It’s a magical place that may only exist in our minds.

Slick Willy was in the White House.

NOW Thats What I Call Music was (kinda) in its prime.

And super-heros stayed in their fucking lane.

Though…it wasn’t all good.

Aside from that wretched noise and constantly getting kicked off AIM when Mom got a phone call, the 90’s treated us right.

I mean…the toys…

The cartoons…

The video games…

Not to mention, we had a world class lineup of Michaels…

The 90s were preparing us to be all we could be.

Stranger danger kept us away from windowless white vans.

DARE kept us away from (really) bad drugs…

If only we heeded Smokey’s warning…

And still had Scruff McGruff to remind us to be safe…

It’s important to keep perspective.

Regardless of what is going on in your life, remember the good times. Things may be bleak, but those of us that grew up in the 90’s are close to running the show. We’ll take all the lessons we learned as kids (minus cursive, balancing a checkbook, long division, spelling bees…shit.) and make the world a better place.

Comment with your favorite 90’s reference and we’ll revisit them every Friday!

*Pictures and GIFs courtesy of thechive.com and Giphy.com. Specifically here, here, and here. Thanks to Giphy.com for helping me take a bite out of crime and avoiding forest fires.

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