Coach K should be Coach D, because he’s a Dick. I know I know a lot of you will say he’s the best, he’s a real gentleman and a champion, etc etc. (insert James McAvoy in Split saying Ectera ectera….ah what the hell i’ll place it below) anyways, I’m sure he is all of these things and a dick.

I lay out my argument below in a series of tweets, Thank you and you’re welcome!

Evidence #1

can you imagine if Cal did a blow by handshake like this? It would be all over Sportscenter, Pardon My Take, First Take, etc. Coach K is consistently an asshole when things don’t go his way, but nobody says anything because he’s Coach K of course. pic.twitter.com/GSGhnSel5r — Big Blue Nation (@BigBlue9ation) February 20, 2020

Evidence #2

Evidence #3

You can clearly see that Roy is saying something about hoping Zion is alright. Coach K couldn’t even slow down for him. pic.twitter.com/QyFwG849fl — Shawn Smith (@gbbcountry) February 21, 2019

I’m sure there are more but who has the time, ammirite?!