Well I said I liked coffee, was a pretty lame description if I'm honest. I mean I'd specified coffee and said I drink it way too much but that was about it. I do love my coffee.

TL/DR: It's good stuff

Anyway today a parcel arrived from the US(I'm in UK) "wtf is this" I'm thinking as I open it. I re-check the name and it is definitely for me. I open the box and BOOM(metaphorically) there it is....

A large packet(2x UK std size) of Ground Orgainc DEATH WISH coffee. The Worlds Strongest Coffee.

I'd heard or read about this before so straight away I was bubbling with excitement. I open the packet to smell it and it has a rich, dark smell that seems to engulf the whole kitchen. The packet even has its own re-sealing thingy. I need to try this out, like now! I had already had a coffee and 2 500ml cans of Monster so I knew I wouldn't really feel it hit me but it would have been rude not to try it eh!

As I'm preparing the percolator, I get the urge to use the toilet. This is a good sign, usually I've had a few mouthfuls of coffee before I get this urge. I have an idea to make a little photo diary of me making the coffee, this starts off fine....but I forget to take pics and just stand there holding my camera watching it brew!?

I was actually getting ready for work at the time so when it had brewed I made my coffee and downed half of it and went upstairs to get into the bath. I usually just chill in the bath for a bit, browse Reddit or whatever, watch some YouTube...but today all I could think about was the coffee, and that I wanted to drink the rest of it.

Without even realising it, while I was daydreaming about the coffee, I had scrubbed myself clean, pulled the plug out and had started getting out of the bath. By this point I just thought "fuck it" and carried on. My subconscious was drawn to the coffee, I must need it or something was my reasoning.

So off I went back downstairs, with a towel half wrapped around me and still dripping wet, to finish the cup of coffee.

And, well, after all that it was definitely worth it(this story probably isn't tho....blame the coffee) I'm extremely pleased with my gift. I wish I knew who sent it so I could send them a thanks.

Thank You :)

My only concern is how serious the name Death Wish coffee is...