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Bastila: "The fact that you are so strong in the Force and have had such relatively little training could have terrible consequences. For you, and for everyone around you." Revan: "You could warn me when I do something bad. Blink once for dark side, twice for light." ―Bastila Shan, attempting to lecture Revan on the dangers of the dark side[src]

HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you such." Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!" HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea." ―HK-47 and Revan[src]

HK-47: "Query: Can I kill him now, master? I would like ever so much to crush his neck, just a little. It is a long-time fantasy of mine." Revan: "Maybe later." HK-47: "You hear that, meatbag? I will be back!" ―HK-47 and Revan[src]

"Look, I have your fodder." ―Revan, to Komad Fortuna [src]

Bastila: "On which planet were you born?" Revan: "Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookiee. Can't you tell?" ―Bastila Shan and Revan[src]

Bastila: "Don't worry, these are simple questions. Nothing too intrusive. First, what kind of background do you have?" Revan: "I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to overthrow the Republic." ―Bastila Shan and Revan[src]

Revan: "What legal requirements do you mean?" HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally." Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word." HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!" ―HK-47, explaining the legal requirements for referring to Revan as his Master[src]

Jolee: "Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." Revan: "Are you saying what we're doing isn't important?" Jolee: "Malak is a tyrant who should be stopped. If he conquers the galaxy, we're in for a couple of rough centuries. Eventually it'll come around again, but I'd rather not wait that long. So we do what we have to do and we try to stop the Sith. But don't start thinking this war, your war, is more important than any other war just because you're in it." ―Jolee Bindo and Revan, on the Jedi Civil War[src]

Jolee: "You don't really want to hear about me. We're talking ancient history, probably before you were born. History bores kids. Proven fact." Revan: "Yeah? Well, old people love to talk about history. Proven fact." ―Jolee Bindo and Revan[src]

Revan: "Handon is lying!" Bolook: "Why do you believe that?" Revan: "Fat people always lie." Bolook: "That... is a novel assumption. The degree of corpulence in an individual has not been scientifically linked to honesty and I find your adherence to that belief... remarkable. It does not, however, constitute evidence." ―Revan and Bolook, discussing the guilt of Handon Guld[src]

C8-42: "I'm afraid my owner became a bit too attached to me. Obsessed even. She... she tried to treat me as her dead husband. It was not healthy for her." Revan: "Er... all the time?" C8-42: "You don't want to know." Revan: "Um... probably not..." ―Revan, confronting C8-42[src]

"So... Malak was the original meatbag? I like that idea." ―Revan, to HK-47, after recovering his memory [src]

Revan: "Why pay for the gaffi sticks? Why not their heads?" Officer: "Which would you rather have dumped on your office floor?" ―Revan and Czerka Protocol Officer[src]

Canderous: "Carth, you fought in the Mandalorian Wars, didn't you? We may have faced each other in combat. What battles were you in?" Carth: "I try not to think about my past battles too much. The horrors of war are something I'd rather not relive." Canderous: "The horrors of war? My people know only the glory of victory. I'm disappointed in you, Carth. I thought a warrior like you could understand." Revan: "Yeah, Carth. When did you get all peace-loving on me?" ―Canderous Ordo, Carth Onasi and Revan, discussing the Mandalorian Wars[src]

Bastila: "It couldn't have been an easy task to find me there. Yet somehow you managed. You also avoided detection by the Sith, discovered I was a Vulkar prisoner, gained sponsorship for the race and became Taris swoop champion. That's quite a resume." Revan: "And rescued the damsel in distress. Don't forget about that." ―Revan and Bastila Shan[src]

HK-47: "I was most proud to have partaken in the political system of the galaxy. During the time my owner possessed me, he gained significant rank. Given time, I believe he could have become Chancellor. I even eliminated a few key opponents that he did not ask for... freebies, if you will." Revan: "You can do that?" HK-47: "Answer: Certainly. Why not?" ―HK-47 and Revan[src]

Revan: "You are just a traveling piece of bad luck, aren't you?" HK-47: "Objection: That is so unfair, master! Have I not brought you a great deal of satisfaction?" Revan: "You don't want to hear the answer to that." HK-47: "Statement: You are a very harsh master, master. I like you." ―Revan and HK-47[src]

HK-47: "Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..." Revan: "Demeaning, is it?" HK-47: "Qualification: Err... perhaps I did not mean it quite like that, master. I mean... while an artificial life-form is superior..." Revan: "You're not making it any better." HK-47: "Commentary: I mean... nice human, goo-oood human..." ―HK-47 and Revan[src]

Revan: "Are you deliberately trying to insult me?" HK-47: "Answer: Deliberation implies some form of intent, master, when I am only stating a fact. Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag?" Revan: "How about 'human'?" HK-47: "Objection: But... but that technical term does not accurately portray the vast amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form!" ―Revan takes offense at being called a 'meatbag' by HK-47[src]

Yuthura: "I wanted to use the Force to free the other slaves I knew, to fight for what I knew was right. The Jedi restrained me until I couldn't stand it any more. They claim the dark side is evil, but that isn't so. Sometimes anger and hatred are so deserved and right. Sometimes things change because of it." Revan: "But not always. Mostly it makes things worse." Yuthura: "Any failure to get the results I want is due to a lack of power on my part. That can change, in time. As a Sith, my mettle is tested far more than when I was a Padawan. I know this may sound strange, but only my compassion stands in my way now. Once that is gone, let the slavers beware." Revan: "But... if you lose your compassion, will you still care about those slaves?" ―Yuthura Ban, relating her story to Revan[src]

Bastila: "My lightsaber was… misplaced. I couldn't find it after the crash. I looked everywhere in that pod. The Vulkars came and overwhelmed me even as I was searching for my weapon." Carth: "Wait a minute, let me get this straight. You lost your lightsaber? Ha-ha! I mean, isn't that a violation of some kind of Jedi code or something?" Revan: "Maybe losing lightsabers is a side-effect of her Battle Meditation." ―Bastila Shan, Carth Onasi and Revan[src]

Bastila: "I am simply trying to help you and complete this mission, and yet you battle me at every turn!" Revan: "What can I say? It's fun." Bastila: "Fun?! Fun?! Driving me insane is your idea of a good time?" Revan: "Careful. Remember your self-control." Bastila: "You…You are a very odd man, do you know that? I simply don't know how to deal with you. All I want to do is help you, but you seem determined to drive me mad." Revan: "Complain all you want, but I know you love it." ―Bastila Shan and Revan, the latter annoying the former[src]

Jolee: "Well, as it happens, getting shot down turned out to be very fortunate. That day was the day I…Well, that…that was the day I met my wife." Revan: "Your wife? You were married?" Jolee: "You know another way to get a wife?" ―Jolee Bindo and Revan[src]

"Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead." ―Sith student Bane, quoting Darth Revan [src]

Bastila: "I love you too, with all my heart." Revan: "You aren't afraid to love anymore?" Bastila: "After this? No. Nothing could make me feel safer than to be loved by you." ―Bastila Shan, confessing her love for Revan, during the Battle of Rakata Prime in 3956 BBY[src]

Revan: "But I'm not your master." HK-47: "Qualification: You are my master, master. Did you not purchase me legitimately? Am I stolen goods? Shall I report myself to the authorities?" Revan: "Whoa, slow down there. Yes, I did purchase you..." HK-47: "Explanation: Then you qualify as my master and I must refer to you as such. The legal requirements for models of my type are very specific, master." Revan: "Models of your type? What type is that?" HK-47: "Evasion: Oh... the illegal kind of model, master... you know..." Revan: "There are legal requirements for illegal models?" HK-47: "Answer: More than there are for legal models, apparently. That is meatbag logic for you." ―Revan and HK-47[src]

HK-47: "Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is very illegal or just a little illegal?" Revan: "What's the difference?" HK-47: "Answer: About 20 years, master." ―Revan and HK-47[src]

Revan: "I guess you're not all bad." HK-47: "Observation: Neither are you, master. For an organic meatbag." Revan: "Now, listen here..." HK-47: "Correction: Err... fluid-filled biped? Watery flesh-sentient? I'll, uh, work on it, master." ―Revan and HK-47[src]

Bastila: "On which planet were you born?" Revan: "Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookiee...can't you tell?" Bastila: "What is your background?" Revan: "I'm a Hutt in human form planning to overthrow the Republic." Bastila: "How old are you?" Revan: "3012. Healthy living, you know." Bastila: "I see you intend to be childish about this." ―Bastila Shan to Revan[src]

Veela: "Brother Canderous vouched for you, so you can stay, but if you betray us, I'll kill you. If your weakness causes one of my people to get hurt, I'll kill you. If you slow us down, I'll kill you. Is that clear?" Revan: "Wait…what was that second one again? Maybe I should write this down." ―Veela Ordo and Revan[src]

"You see that I was right, now, don't you? The truth is written in blood!" ―Revan, to Lucien Draay [src]

Interrogator: "What happened to your partner? Malak?" Revan: "I killed him." Interrogator: "Why?" Revan: "It's complicated." ―Revan and a Sith interrogator[src]

Bastila: "I've got something to tell you." Revan: "Me, too. Big news." Bastila: "I bet mine is bigger." Revan: "That's a bet you'd lose." Bastila: "I'm pregnant." Revan: "…Okay, you win." ―Bastila Shan reveals big news to her husband, Revan[src]

Nord: "Go away." Revan: "I saw how you mopped up those Black Vulkars. Nice work." Nord: "One." Revan: "I'm not looking for a fight. I just want to talk." Nord: "Two." Revan: "Okay, I see your point. I'll be off, then." Nord: "Smart." ―Calo Nord and Revan[src]

HK-47: "Amendment: Then I will endeavour not to refer to you by your meatbag status in the future, master. Does that suffice?" Revan: "No!" HK-47: "Query: I am confused. 'No' you do wish to be referred to as meatbag or 'no' it does not suffice?" Revan: "Are you deliberately trying to insult me?" HK-47: "Answer: Deliberation implies some form of intent, master, when I am only stating a fact. Perhaps you would prefer the term liquidious fleshbag?" Revan: "How about 'human'?" HK-47: "Objection: But... but that technical term does not accurately portray the vast amount of bulbous slushiness present in your bipedal form!" ―HK-47 and Revan discuss alternatives to the term "meatbag"[src]

Revan: "Come out—we'll protect you from the Selkath." Republic trooper: "No, no, no, no, no. That's what the others said. Mercenaries, like you. But they're dead. The Selkath ate them! Lunchie-munchie!" ―Revan and an insane Republic trooper[src]

Duncan: "What are you looking at, fresh meat? You want a piece of me? You want to step into the dueling chambers with me?" Revan: "Who are you?" Duncan: "I'm Deadeye Duncan, the number five ranked duelist in this cantina. You must have seen me in the dueling chambers, right?" Revan: "You're the number five ranked duelist? Out of how many?" Duncan: "Uh... five." ―Deadeye Duncan and Revan[src]

Carth: "So, Jolee, you decided to leave your little hermitage in the forest and come help us stop the Sith. I guess you realized this war was worth coming out of retirement for, huh?" Jolee: "Yeah, that's right, sonny. The Sith are the greatest evil to hit the galaxy since, well, the Mandalorians. And they're the worst thing since Exar Kun. Blah, blah, blah, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." Carth: "Okay, old man, you lost me there. Are you trying to make a point?" Jolee: "Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." Revan: "Are you saying what we're doing isn't important?" Jolee: "Malak is a tyrant who should be stopped. If he conquers the galaxy we're in for a couple of rough centuries. Eventually it'll come around again, but I'd rather not wait that long. So we do what we have to do, and we try to stop the Sith. But don't start thinking this war—your war—is more important than any other war just because you're in it." ―Carth Onasi, Jolee Bindo, and Revan discuss the war[src]

"I'm not doing this for the Republic. I'm not doing it for you. I'm not even doing it for me. I'm doing it for our child. And our child's children. We might never live to see the horrors that are coming, but they will. We have to protect the Republic for them. We have to risk our chance at happiness so they can have a life we might never know."

― [src] Revan , to Bastila Shan , before seeking out the Sith Empire