Don't you just hate it when a restaurant has hidden fees for tweaks to the menu? Twelve bucks for a half chicken breast on a salad, corkage fees, World Series tax. Wait, World Series tax?

The Beverly Hills Hotel slapped Houston Astros pitcher Justin Verlander with a strong upcharge for beating their hometown Dodgers in seven games to win the 2017 World Series. An upcharge to the tune of $1 million. Jesus, just look at the final line of this check:

While the $1 million "Open Miscellaneous Dodger Killer" item is sure to turn some heads, let's look at some of the finer points to this check, shall we? First of all, it was nice of Sonny L to make sure that he circled the line item, so that Verlander didn't absentmindedly drop his card. Sonny L would be off to Mexico lickety split if he got away with that.

Oh, and just take a look at that tax! $95,017.20?! When it comes to something of this scale, it really adds up, huh?