When he gives you that look (Picture: Getty)

If you ask someone to come round to Netflix and Chill, they won’t just think you’re a little bit forward.

No, they’ll also think you’re a dinosaur from an ancient land, as that term is not only dead – it’s fossilised.

It’s all thanks to the advent of a new streaming service; Disney+.

The platform hosts pretty much everything Disney has ever done, whether it’s TV shows like Lizzie McGuire and That’s So Raven or movies like Cinderella and Fantasia.


People were pretty excited when it launched this week, but as usual it had to go from innocent to filth in a matter of minutes.



Memes began appearing almost immediately about the new term, which is exactly like Netflix and Chill except for the fact you’ll be watching kids shows rather than true crime documentaries before you do the deed.

y’all trynna “disney plus and thrust” while watching that’s so raven and in the middle all you gonna hear is pic.twitter.com/jgaDOt9LSK — raine (@raineraineh) November 14, 2019

Netflix Disney +

and chill and thrust pic.twitter.com/8ElUyMnTnA — Chris (@meek_christina) November 14, 2019

I swear to god if you try to Disney plus & thrust while I’m watching Cinderella imma be upset. We are in an INNOCENT space right now!! pic.twitter.com/6GafzQyO3X — •𝘉𝘭𝘬𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘉𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘺• (@BlkSoulBeauty) November 14, 2019

Her: Netflix and chill? Me: Nah we off that, how bout Disney plus and thrust? Us: pic.twitter.com/Yi8fP8HlHX — JackStoned (@MrJackSTONED) November 14, 2019

so like.. DISNEY + AND THRUST? pic.twitter.com/mnEpCQACJ5 — Jimmy Nguwuyen (@jummy_dumplings) November 14, 2019

As you may notice from the memes, the jury is really out on whether Disney+ and Thrust is actually good or bad.

For one, you’re watching things designed for and/or including children. The only people who feel aroused when watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody should really be reported to police.

If you do manage to find something more appropriate then you’re missing out on some top quality content while you thrust.

Given how many people appear to get engaged or married at Disneyland, though, it does make sense that people’s love would blossom over the likes of the Lion King.

If you want ‘a friend in you’, you really don’t need to watch the TV to make romance spark. The Woody jokes might be offputting, and Toy Story is a real tearjerker – not ideal for the bedrooms.

We mostly miss the days of the ‘sex mixtape’. Life was simpler then… And you didn’t need to pay a subscription fee.

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