Neither do we, but nevertheless, the White House announced that the papers of the “Founding Fathers Founders” are now available online, more than likely heavily redacted:

Founding Founders? Tweeters tried to figure it out:

Glad Obama found the papers of the Founding Founders that details all their foundering. — Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) June 13, 2013

Would "Founding Parents" be slightly less idiotic? — Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) June 13, 2013

If they wanted to be gender neutral (whatever), just say "Founders". Founding Founders is redundantly stupid. — Queen of England (@QueenLizzyII) June 13, 2013

Frowning Fred Fought to Founder What The Founding Founders Found. — Renna (@RennaW) June 13, 2013

Which leads us to an annual ritual this weekend when we pay tribute a particular parent, not to imply one is more important than the other:

White House is just prepping for Founders' Day this weekend. — Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 13, 2013

Next, the White House will declare Sunday to be "Founders' Day". http://t.co/zngYd0Tmb9 #WarOnFathers — Jeryl Bier (@JerylBier) June 13, 2013

Great minds mock alike.

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Update:

It didn’t take long for the White House to fix the heading, and surprisingly, it now reads “Founding Fathers.” How long before they “fix” that?

So they fixed the Founding Founders stuff. — RBe (@RBPundit) June 14, 2013