After hours in a cramped office, eyes sore from starring at a dim screen, forehead sweaty from wearing an unventilated Freddy head, blistered fingers and frayed nerves, it’s finally 6am. Freddy and friends have returned to the stage while we, the night guards, retire in the kitchen, wondering how and when our lives went so horribly wrong.

What’s that? It’s against company policy to eat the pizza?

Then I’m sure Fazbear Entertainment will take appropriate disciplinary action … if the kitchen security camera wasn’t ‘mysteriously’ on the fritz again.

Now shut up and have a slice.





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