Two-headed turtle born at S.A. Zoo

A two-headed turtle named Thelma & Louise is part of a quartet of Texas cooters (a freshwater species native to the state) that were born at the San Antonio Zoo on June 18.

Lacking a convertible, the freedom of the open road or the distraction of a young Brad Pitt, the bi-brained reptile will be on exhibit in the Friedrich Aquarium inside the zoo.

No way around it. You have to go through Texas to get there.