One day, Donald Trumpet was on his way to the debate placey thing. He really needed to pee so he made his way to the little rich boy's room. There was a room designated for Sir Trump Card himself. He realized that the room was already occupied and was quite confused. Exactly .42069 seconds later, the door opened to reveal none other than the rich boy himself- DONALD TRUNKET. He was astonished because he realized that he was not, in fact, looking in the mirror. He started to question his heterosexuality and quickly dismissed the thought because no homo. The other Trumpet looked at him with a smirk on his smexy face. "You're much more attractive than I imagined," the Tunket from the bathroom purred. The other TRoop who was on his way to the debate still continued to look at him. How could he be gya? Tunket then chortled, "no homo tho," TRoop then said, "yes, all the homo," Tunket replied, "Now you're getting it," TRoop looked at him and his eyes sparkled. kawaii. TRopp then said, "we need to take this to a private place where there's a bed," Tunket then said "Yes, we do. Do you have a room?" TRoop replied, "In fact, I do. Let's go there when I'm done with the debate," Tunket replied, "Oh, I understand. Those debates are much more important than the smexy teimz,"

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Both of the Drumps arrived in the room. Tunket closed the door and seductively removed his crocs. TRoop felt his pants getting tighter. Tunket reached over to TRoop's cheek and stroked it. He then whispered into TRoop's ear "Are you ready for the dirty?" Both parties (PUN INTENDED) discarded each other's clothing. The Jdrumps grabbed each other's weiners and started rubbing them like how you rub a stick to start a campfire to get each other's wood very hard, like a skeleton. They both wanted to get each other to release their hidden mayonaise. Before they could do that, however, they needed to sword fight for dominance. They began to slap their pool noodles together. Once they were done with sword fighting and TWoop had won the dominance fight they grabbed each other's hot dogs and started JERKIN' it. Their strokes began slow, but, as time continued, they got MUCH FASTER- THEY REACHED MAXIMUM VELOCITY. Both of them released their mayonaise at the same time. They then went to sleep next to each other. Tunket left the room that night, TRoop could not be seen with him in the morning. TRoop dreamed about NOT being homo.