kid: crap! someone unplugged my charger! kid: 7% battery... mom drops me off at the movie theater in five minutes... kid: too late to do anything about it now kid: seven percent... i'm counting on you *later* kid (looking at phone): and that's it phone: zoooop- *kid falls to ground* kid: urrrng other person: you ok, floor kid? kid: nope. i'm technologyless kid: please call my mom. she needs to pick me up now other person: sure, what's your mom's number? kid: ...i have no idea