With the cancellation of soccer in the United States and Canada forcing all leagues in the area to merge into one E-Super-League, the former USL side leads the early going as they top the table against sides like Atlanta United, Detroit City FC, Los Angeles Football Club, and the New York Cosmos.

“The formation of the Super E-League was a godsend to us,” stated director of marketing Ralph Standish. “We were already loaded and ready to go so we could compete against the very best. At this point, we feel that we can win the entire season. Shout out to our Twitch channel mods. KAPPA”

Fans state that they expected nothing but the best from Forward Madison after a relentless offseason of video gaming.

“They LAUGHED at us,” stated Madison fan Cynthia Hightower. “But who is laughing now! We are the kings of the E-League.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as MLS teams try to navigate the E-League rules in order to acquire e-players during the e-transfer window.