“Hey! Oh! Looks like we got ourselves a wiseguy here likes to stereotype Italian-Americans. Well Mr. Tough guy it just so happens not all Italians are hot-tempered meat heads who resort to threats of violence every time they’re disrespected. Call me an Italian stereotype again and I’ll break your face, Capisce?”

At press time, Cuomo and his legitimate business associates were loading some Stoogatz into his trunk for ‘bustin’ his balls’ by telling him to “go home and get your fucking shine box” and informed our reporter that “You didn’t see nothing.”

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