Player # Pros Cons

Joselio Hanson 21 You'll be the only guy in the stadium wearing this jersey. The majority of Eagles fans think he sucks (wrongfully). Plus, I don’t see it, but plenty of people out there think he'll be traded.

Asante Samuel 22 The President CB! Emerging as one of my favorite Eagles ever. The man just doesn't shut up for a second in practice. Tons of people have this jersey. Plus, he probably only has two years left as an Eagle. DRC's contract ends after the 2012 season. They're not going to pay big money to 3 CB's.... I think.



Ronnie Brown 23 Loved this guy out of Auburn. Does everything well. Like VY, if he's on the field for an extended period of time, something bad happened. Plus, he's on a year deal. Is he an Eagle in 2012? If he plays well, he may be looking for that big payday in 2012. If not, the Eagles won't bring him back.

Nnamdi Asomugha 24 2nd best CB in the game. Super intelligent. Charitible. Might be the top selling Eagles jersey this year.

LeSean McCoy 25 Darkhorse MVP candidate this season. Yeah, you read that right. OK, very darkhorse. Like, if the horse were literally painted with the darkest can of paint Home Depot has, and the horse was hiding under your house on a moonless night. But I think he's going to light it up this year. Looked phenomenal in camp last year, and looked even better this year. I'm not sure if there really are a ton of McCoy jerseys out there. I mean… I've seen them and all, but you'd think there'd be more. Plus, he's chippy, and he makes fun of Osi Umenyiora on twitter. What's not to like? Can't really think of anything.

Jaiquawn Jarrett 26 Huge hitter. Highlight reel potential. Local kid. Rookies are always a risk.

Nate Allen 29 Young, smart player. Should be on the team for a long time. Popular "off the beaten track" jersey purchase this time last year, not so much this year. Injury concerns.

Colt Anderson 30 Special teams tasmanian devil. May not make the team.

Curtis Marsh 31 My camp darling. Can't own the jersey of the 5th/6th CB on the roster. Just can't.

Owen Schmitt 32 Smashes himself in the head with his own helmet. If you own this jersey, there's a good chance you own a General Lee figurine.

Jorrick Calvin 38 Haha, just kidding.

Kurt Coleman 42 Underdog to make the team last year, eventually started and played well. Very Quintin Mikell-ish in that regard, except that he got drafted, albeit late. If Jaiquawn Jarrett is awesome, you may not see much of Kurt.

DRC 45 Maybe the best athlete on the team. 45, Dom? Why? Terrible number for a corner.

Jon Dorenbos 46 Watched him squirt Chas Henry in the nuts with a water bottle in camp this year. Instant fan. Hot wife (not that that does you any good). Maybe you can trick her into thinking you're Jon? He's a long snapper.

Casey Matthews 50 Rookie signal caller of the D. If he's good, EVERYONE is going to buy this jersey. If he's not good, well… you don't want it in the first place.

Jamar Chaney 51 Lots of people are saying that Chaney is the best pass defending linebacker in Philly since Carlos Emmons. People forget how good Carlos Emmons was. Huge praise. Star potential, in his own non-highlight reel kind of way. Can't think of anything, really. He might not be good? I personally think this one is a slam dunk.

Moise Fokou 53 Great BGN nickname: MoFo Kind of a "blah" player. I mean, I like MoFo and all, but is he really going to make a bunch of plays like… say… 20-30 other Eagles?

Brandon Graham 54 The kid needs your support. ACL tear, microfracture surgury. Oof.

Darryl Tapp 55 Tore up camp ths year. Looked fantastic in first preseason game. Maybe just put a ghetto looking "Tapp" over your old Stew Bradley jerseys. On second thought, don't do that.

Keenan Clayton 57 Emerging playmaker on the D. May never be more than a nickle linebacker.

Trent Cole 58 The hunter! Crazy eyes - they're like a grayish light blue. Very scary looking guy. Can’t think of anything.

Jason Kelce 62 Another guy with a new great nickname: The Hedgehog. Even if he's making waves in camp and might win the starting job over J Jax, it's probably a little fiscally irresponsible to buy a rookie 6th pick center's jersey.

Danny Watkins 63 He was the first qualified person to attend to Mike Patterson, when Patt suffered a seizure during camp. Rookie risk.

Ryan Harris 64 May be a starter. Needs more info.

King Dunlap 65 Only makes sense if you're 7'2. Probably getting cut.

Jamaal Jackson 67 Only holdover from the 2004 SB team. 31 years old, and facing stiff competition from the kid.

Anthony Hargrove 68 Great story. Google him. Role player only.

Jason Peters 71 One of the best LTs in the game. So many people have been saying that he's overrated for so long that he is now underrated. Kinda the reverse Quintin Mikell effect. There's just something about him. I don't know what it is.

Winston Justice 74 Player rep, for you union guys. Probably on his way out of the starting lineup.

Todd Herremans 79 Owns a creepy van. Maybe the most underrated player on the team . Pro Bowl snub last year - Probably getting in this year. Nothing. Very strong candidate.

Jason Avant 81 Quietly awesome. Not enough people out there with JA jerseys. Logjam at WR could mean fewer snaps.

Brent Celek 87 Going to be the Eagles TE for the foreseeable future. Like Nate Allen, this was a hot jersey this time last year. Has cooled off. Needs another big year before giving strong jersey consideration again. Has to stop doing the weak-ass Cowboys-esque first down signal.

Antonio Dixon 90 Like Hargrove, another great story. The guy was effing homeless. Hard not to root for him. Probably needs to put more than half a season together before you go out and spend big money on his jersey.

Trevor Laws 91 Going to make plays this year in the wide 9. Limited snaps.

Jason Babin 93 For the tribal tattoo enthusiasts. I picture Mac from It's Always Sunny being a big Babin fan. One good season in the pros brings about a certain (small) level of risk.

Charles Noonan 94 It would just be funny to have a Noonan jersey. Currently the most likely player on the entire 90 player roster to be cut.

Victor Abiamiri 95 If you're hoping to get hit by a truck or something, maybe Abiamiri's bad luck will rub off on you. Need I explain?

Cullen Jenkins 97 Almost the forgotten new guy. Painful memories of the Packers ending the Eagles season last year, and injuring half the team Week 1.