THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

I had just gotten out of bed and was about to start my day with a well-balanced breakfast. I always have a good breakfast in the morning just before I leave for the gym. I had already poured my favorite cereal into the bowl and was about to cover it with some nice cold milk. I made my way over to the fridge to find that Jake had finished off the milk before we went to bed last night. I looked up and down the fridge and searched behind everything, definitely no milk in there!

Now I was fucking pissed. I was so damn hungry and I didn’t have time to run to the store without fucking up my whole day. I had almost decided to go without breakfast but, as I stood there starring at my bowl of dry cereal I had a great idea. Since Jake hadn't left yet I knew he'd be able to help me out. He owed me anyway, I can't believe he drank the last of the milk without even letting me know. Anyway, I told him to bring his ass into the the kitchen because I had a plan to get my damn milk.....

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