Democrats, activists, and the perpetually offended are a constant source of of mind-spinning nonsensical content. With the Presidential campaign already ramping up with a wide field of candidates who are trying to out-extreme the next in order to get traction there is little oxygen left for the pedestrian state politicians to gain notice.

Credit to Jessica Farrar for doing what it takes to nab some of that needed attention.

In a dose of purely onanistic legislation the Texas state lawmaker tries to deliver a message by completly showing a disregard for common sense — and science. But hey, at least she is woke. Farrar, an avid abortion rights activist, has proposed a new bill that will see to it men incur a mandator tax each time they choose to relieve some physiological stresss by their own…eer, hand.

Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate @CNN https://t.co/duGt6hbsdA — Deplorable Agent #99? (@writemombritt) March 21, 2019

To take her nonsensical policy further, Farrar’s bill also would impose a 24 hour waiting period on colonoscopies, vasectomies, and the purchase of Viagra. Because, reasons. Sounds more like she is spreading around seeds of discord.

The mind reels when considering the ramifications of a rub-and-tug tariff.

?? ~ WTF. Who’s doing the hand checks on these perps? Special “task” force? ?? — Jenn ?? ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@PatriotJenn) March 21, 2019

And they said there is no way to balance the federal budget. pic.twitter.com/f3ZzzCSICF — Bootsie (@AugustusBeau) March 21, 2019

OMG. I have three teenage boys. — Rowen (@rowen316) March 21, 2019

Well there goes their college tuition accounts.

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Bill Nye might go blind AND broke! pic.twitter.com/eM2TWJmbIh — ??MAGAlways! Choose Love ❤️ over Hate!??⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@magaxxoo) March 21, 2019

Now, about that $100 dollar figure. Does that not exceed the going rate for many adult-service-industry requests?

It’s going to be great for the spa ‘massage parlor’ business. It will be much cheaper to get a #HappyEnding from a working girl. — Rob Womack (@Rojowo) March 21, 2019

Ah, so THAT is what Robert Kraft was doing — saving money. No wonder he is a billionaire!

Freaking idiots are taking over Texas. Apparently this dolt doesn't have a firm grasp on the reproductive process. Such frivolous legislation should be procedural misconduct and an ethics violation. Whomever she represents should be thoroughly embarrassed. — DocB (@SouthernByGawd) March 21, 2019

Now there you go, making sense and introducing pragmatic thought. She was making a point, dammit! (Or, something…)

Will they take direct deposit? — Scott E. Taylor (@scottetaylor) March 21, 2019

That, folks, is what is called a closer!