This is a meme-themed drink menu from the AFK (away from keyboard, noobs!) Tavern in Everett, Washington. I don't know about you, but I would drink all of those. Then puke. Then do it all over again. "You have a problem." Oh yeah, since when is appreciating an internet meme a problem?! "I meant the drinking. You're a worthless alcoholic." HA -- nice try, troll, but you can't get to me!

*fires up webcam* GOD, THEY CAN JUST BE SO HURTFUL!! *cries until my nose is running*

Hit the jump for their regular drink menu with a ton of other computer/geek references and a link to their website.

AFK Taven's Official Site

and

The Internet IRL: Best Drink Menu Ever [memebase]

Thanks to Jess and salmen, who prefer rainbow rain to chocolate. Um, guys? You do know that's just unicorn diarrhea, right? I'm lying, I'm lying -- I was just trying to save more more for myself. *catching sprinkles on tongue*