It's about time I finally made a comic about actually being awkward and not just hyper and kind of enthusiastically apathetic. This one gets a little saucy, but I figured that's probably okay. I censored all the pornographic parts because for some reason, I can draw a picture of me jack-hammering someone who is potentially my granddaughter, but couldn't bring myself to vividly describe sex-acts in something that family members (except Tracy) might read. And I guess that whole thing with the glory hole. I dunno. I drew a line. Plus, I've always enjoyed reading or hearing censored lines and mentally inserting my own swear and sex words into them. Sometimes what your imagination plugs in there can be funnier than what was actually meant to be there. Especially when you also censor one or two words in the sentence that actually didn't need to be censored (like I did).

Also: I was thinking about it, and I think another reason I don't particularly care for dirty talk is because I'm terrible at it and my voice sounds kind of like Joan Cusack with the bass turned up. Nothing I say out loud will ever be sexy.

In other news, I almost forgot to update tonight because I bought The Stanley Parable about four hours ago and managed to get completely lost in a game that has a playtime of roughly five minutes (if you do it "right"). You can probably just Youtube all of the good parts. Still not quite sure if I'd suggest anyone else buy this game. It sort of resides in this niche in gaming that up until now I thought was composed of exclusively me.

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