Linus Butt and Florian Fuchs of Germany enjoyed a first-round 6-2 Olympics field hockey victory over Canada on Saturday.

But the unfortunate juxtaposition of their names on TV was internet gold.

We don’t have to make middle school jokes ― we’re so above that. We’ll just let everyone else do it!

“No sore losers in field hockey,” read TMZ’s headline on Sunday. TMZ added that the Canadians “took a pounding” from the two.

“If you multiply Butt’s number with Fuchs’ number you get 69,” GQ wrote. “Hey sporting gods: Nice.”

And this from a Twitter user:

Obviously, it would be hugely childish & wrong to chuckle at Linus & Florian, the backbone of Germany's hockey team. pic.twitter.com/jn1lJESmkE — Ruth Davidson (@RuthDavidsonMSP) August 7, 2016

You get the picture.

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