"M-Morty, I think we've stumbled upon an *burp*alternate dimension, where-where everything is d-drawn out of paper and everyone is *burp* crappily animated. I-I mean, look at that guy, Morty. He's not e-even moving his legs! He's just hopping around, because the l-lazy animators can't even m-make a good walk cycle!"

"Geez, Rick! Don't be hard on the guy!"

"Hey, it's not my f-fault that this guy, Lolwut-whatever, can't draw in a d-different *burp* art style, Morty. He's probably in s-some room, wishing that he, he had a real life, instead of talking to a bunch of t-teenage chicks on his *burp*computer."

"Awww geez, Rick! I think we killed some kid with an orange jacket!"

"Yep, we're *burp* bastards, Morty."



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Rick would probably be Craig, while Morty would be played by Tweek. Get bent, fangirls.