When I filled out the questionaire this year I thought I was being really clever. Under 'Favorite Brands' I wrote, "The hot kind they use on cattle"

Well redditors being redditors I received my very own brand today. Thank you Secret Santa, you completely out smartassed me.

At first I was wondering what I was going to do with a branding tool but then I realized that it's customizable and meant for meats! Now every burger and steak (and maybe a few of the neighbors cats) that pass through my house will be seared with my own personal logo.

My SS didn't stop there either. I also recieved an amazing Mass Effect edition of Monopoly! This is definitely going to get some use at board game night.

Thank you Secret Santa, you witty bastard, for a memorable exchange.

I can't believe that I didn't recognize the t-shirt earlier but it's one of Jayne's shirts from Firefly! This has to be my favorite gift EVER!!!