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May-22-2013

4.0 Out of 5 Stars

The men of Kristen Bjorn go mountain climbing. Do they find any rattlesnakes?

You'll envy expert snake charmer Christian Herzog when he bottoms on the boulders with super-sexy Jalil Jafar, the stunning newcomer who sets ropes and droping anchors in Kristen Bjorn's 2012 two-parter Jagged Mountain. The bearded Jafar and smooth Herzog beam from the DVD boxcover of Part 1, and their sex around the craggy rocks of Spain is a marvelous opening act.

After suiting up with tight Lyrca, shirtless, Herzog decides that he's not interested in rock climbing but rather spending the afternoon climbing atop Jafar's curved mast. Jafar, whose sexual powers effortlessly flow from his body's pores, is clearly Bjorn's big discovery for the film. One can only imagine what inhaling his pheromones would be like standing beside him. He's also circumcised.

Jafar slices open Herzog's shorts with a sharp knife, causing his sexual organs to spill out. From here Jafar performs his magic on the hunky German. This is the same Herzog who endured the endlessly boring assult from the Peters Twins in Sex City. At last! Herzog finally gets to enjoy himself!

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Jalil Jafar points to Christian Herzog

It's a Tie!

Are all of his movies filmed in Spain now? At this point, Jagged Mountain follows the escapades of dueling couples, both with each other and swapping partners. These Eurostuds seem content filling their idle time by betting each other's boyfriends, revenge and steeping in endless languid sex.

Here is where we find Nacho Valente and Augusto Figureroa playing cards, who bet their boyfriends on the outcome. What happens? It's a tie! So they swap both - Valente gets to bury his fuck stick into Donato Reyes, an absolutely fabulous Latin bottom who's appearing in lots of hot stuff nowadays. (Check him out with the other Eurohunks on Stag Homme)

His facial expressions are the best, touching himself, holding his beautiful legs apart, while Valente rams him. In a hot finish, Valente pulls out, erupting a geyser of cum onto Rayes' legs. Elsewhere, we're introduced to a new couple: two truckers decide it's time to park their vehicle and get down. It's a passionate one on one between Leonardo Lucatto and a sexy Frenchman who we've never seen before - Stany Falcone. His scruffy face and svelte body exudes sex. Falcone's another example of the fine men Kristen Bjorn introduces to worldwide audiences in his films.

Meanwhile, Figureroa is able to get his hands on Justin Harris' hard body. After some lengthy cock sucking, Harris, who does lots of great bottoming on the Costa Brava, rides around in Figureroa's lap. Harris' moaning is so loud, his boyfriend hears it from the street. Although he just got fucked, Reyes is jealous. (Latinos, jealous?)

"I want you to fuck me" Reyes announces to the top, removing his pants, unleashing his bent, curved erection. Figureroa obliges. With Harris standing fore and Figureroa at aft, they bookend Reyes, ultimately coating his face and buttocks with lots of hot seed. Despite it being a tie, it looks like Mr. Reyes has come out as the real winner. Watch on KristenBjorn.com - Watch VOD

Nacho Valente looks at Donato Reyes

The Hitchhiker

Another five star scene comes next. Brad Hern, a Belgian blond with a sweet smile, picks up the studly hitchhiker Sergio Serrano. Hern is one lucky guy. Before too long, the hung Brit lad is getting the fuck of his life on top of the hood of his convertible Mercedes.

Serrano is one hot top. He fucks the bent over bottom so hard, it makes it easy to follow Hern's roller coaster of moans. Pulling out, Serrano rips off the condom, stands tall, and jerks out a high flying gusher of sperm.

Orgy: Take Two!

The movie finishes with two wayward hiking couples meet up for a joyous round of boyfriend swapping, Herzog and Jafar vs. Falcone and Lucatto. The tops continue their earlier roles, which means Herzog takes an ass ride on Lucatto erection, while Jafar pumps Falcone only inches away.It's especially a nice set of additional performances from Jafar and Falcone.

Running just under two hours, Jagged Mountain Part 1 makes for a lovely vacation, where Kristen Bjorn carries us away in the long arms of men with stunning looks. Before getting to Part 2, it's worth pointing out that the strange incident discovered while watching the video. (There is a setting from the main DVD menu to play the movie without music. However, I like music!)

The music is a light, airy electronic piano, playing endlessly. It sounds canned, and many people probably would find it annoying. However, at one point, during the Hern/Serrano sex scene, the sound track moves into an repeating rendition of Chan Chan, a famous Cuban ballad made famous by the Buena Vista Social Club. Actually, an actual sound track of Spanish canciónes would compliment many of Bjorn's films. But it would need to follow the rhythm of the film better, so it doesn't sound like it was dumped out of a can. It would be great to see realized, but in this day and age we realize that we're probably just tilting at windmills.