Noah ran through some of the week’s headlines since the president issued that declaration, including that his adviser Kellyanne Conway had been found to have violated the Hatch Act and the resignation of Trump’s top economic adviser, Gary Cohn. Then he got to another headache of a headline for Trump: Daniels suing him on the basis that Trump reportedly didn’t sign a nondisclosure agreement meant to keep silent details of an affair.

“Usually porn plots only last, like, 30 seconds. But this one just keeps on going and going and going,” Noah said. “How incompetent are you if you didn’t sign your own N.D.A.?”

He added:

“To recap: In the 12 hours following the ‘Everything’s fine’ tweet, a senior counselor busted breaking the law. A senior adviser said, ‘F this, I’m out,’ and a senior citizen apparently forgot to sign the hush money contract of his porn-star mistress. I don’t want to say the president is wrong, but this seems like chaos. Yeah, in fact, at this point, I bet even chaos is like, ‘No, this is too crazy for me.’”

The Punchiest Punchlines (Stormy Edition)

“The other storm that is ravaging the East Coast today is Stormy Daniels.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“We have not seen anything like this since the famous headline ‘Dewey Boinks Truman!’” — STEPHEN COLBERT