Love clubbing but hate drugs, drinking and moonlight? You’re in luck, friend, because the most novel of fitness trends – sober pre-work clubbing – is coming soon to Sydney.

The idea, conceived and popularised in East London, has finally made its way Down Under thanks to health conscious PLUR advocates Morning Gloryville, soon introducing Sydneysiders to the idea of day clubbing without the presence of subterranean reptile people while serving up beats, positive vibes and kale smoothies in the salubrious surrounds of the Uniting Church in Paddington.

Their Facebook page explains: “From 6:30am ravers will be treated to a rave wonderland where pumping tunes, yoga, massage, fresh smoothies and healthy food replace the usual dreary pre-work routine. With the sounds of some of Sydney’s best DJs filling the air across a broad and uplifting music policy, Morning Gloryville will unite Sydney dance lovers in a sober love-fest as they rave their way into the day…The only rules are sobriety, authenticity and fun on a completely new level – allowing that raw inner you to be unleashed!”

I think it goes without saying that under no circumstance should you ever “unleash” the “raw inner you” in public. Trust us, no one wants to see that.

The debut class takes place from 6:30am, Wednesday, July 23rd. Here’s an explainer from the Shoreditch founders.



Via In The Mix

For more info on Morning Gloryville Sydney, check out their Facebook page.