Stop what you're doing and watch this. Conservatives who complain about how much Hollywood and television hate us and everything we stand for, besides switching to decaf and going for a walk, needs to watch "Last Man Standing."

I just don't think Hillary's that strong. I feel like congress could cheat on her, and she'd just look the other way. I mean, do you even agree with any of her positions?

It doesn't matter. I would vote for any woman.

Oh, really? So, like, Mrs. Hitler? Mrs. Stalin?

I think it's safe to say that they would have done a better job than their husbands. What I mean is I would vote for any woman with the necessary experience and a real shot, like Hillary.

Whatever. Support who you want it's a free country. Thanks to the army Bill did such a good job dodging.

But he got to be president, and even though Hillary got better grades at Yale law school.

Yeah, and that's probably the only time he didn't cheat.