Even I have found this sentence on the tip of my tongue in moments of outrage at Trump's latest racist/sexist/segregationist media fart, but I always wonder: where would I go? Canada appears to be the popular choice on the Internet, but I would guess that's just for convenience's sake. If you’re going to pack up your entire life and move far away from the giant, hairless, pink-tinged man-baby who somehow ends up running the country, shouldn’t the criteria for your new home be more than just “it’s the closest country that speaks English”?

Traditionally, people take a lot of different factors into account when considering where to emigrate: job opportunities, salary considerations, quality of life, safety, and education to name just a few. To show that we here at ManyManyAdventures take Trump and his little tantrums seriously, we have sought out information from a number of reputable surveys and studies conducted over the past 2 years; as well as the General Quality of Life Index; Ease of Settling In Index; Working Abroad Index; Family Life Index (where applicable); and Personal Finance Index.

If the worst should happen, and the man-who-should-not-be-named manages to weasel his way into presidential office, here are the top 7 countries you should consider for your new home: