Sneaky Sharks Are Smarter Than Our Media

I was watching the “important coverage” of this morning’s shark attack in California when I happened to notice this headline. Is it just me or is this sort of obvious?

I love that. Sharks “typically attack from below.” Below what, the water? As far as I know very few sharks have the ability to attack from “above” the water but they are crafty buggers so who knows. Frankly that would be a news story worth reporting…

Ironically, this headline is almost as useless as a story about a swimmer getting attacked by a shark.