God damn I love fashion. Everyday when I wake up, I grab my phone, head to the fashion sites on the internet, and take note after note after note. Days like today I am rewarded with a new look that will make people stop in their tracks.

Imagine me standing there at the deli whilst ordering a large chicken salad with the dressing on the side. I order the dressing on the side because that’s where most of the calories are hidden and I’m trying to lose weight. I grab my salad and head to the cashier. His mouth drops open. I say, “yes. It’s new fashion.”