There’s always something funny about a polar bear mauling someone. Anyway, truth is that if polar bears could fight back, we’d all take global warming more seriously. Since they can’t, people will continue driving tank-like-SUVs with the argument that they “need it.” Obviously our educational system has failed in teaching the difference between wants and needs. Our churches haven’t done much better at teaching us to be good stewards of the earth.

↓ Transcript STUDENT: Ha, snow! Take that professor! Global warming is fake! What do you call this?



STUDENT: Hey, what are you guys doing here?



SCIENCE: Self-preservation.



