WC Fields had quite a few zingers in his words to make you smile. He also wasn’t a fan of kids and animals. Not sure if that was a real thing or a character thing.

Anyway…

I can be just as pessimistic or optimistic as the next squirrel… Just because you have a smile on your face doesn’t mean it is a true representation of what is lurking just underneath.. behind the teeth, in the stomach, between the toes…

You see where I’m going with this, right?

Smiles are great…but if the breath is bad, it’s not a happy smile. I could be wrong, but I don’t think I am.