Peter Kay used to have a funny line in his stage show about supermarkets being places that British people took their children in order to smack them. Well, junior football has long been the place we all take our kids to shout at them. Not necessarily out of malice or spite, but because that is how we behave at the football. We engage in exactly the same behaviour when watching seven-year-olds as we do when we watch the professional game; yelling, shouting, loudly vocalising our opinion on everything from the referee’s eyesight to the necessity of hitting the target.