Everyone is upset over the price of the extra Joycons, with a set of two being a whopping $80. We can understand why it would be priced like this, however, since each Joycon contains multiple ice cubes, which are expensive to make.

So, in a way to please both fans who don't have any money without losing massive amounts of money and sweet, precious ice, I propose Nintendo auctions off Reggie Fils-Aime's body! The winning bidder will surely pay billions for the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to OWN Reggie, which would more than make up for the loss of any money that would've been made by higher priced Joycons! You know what you need to do, Nintendo!

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