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This video is a parady of a number of companies, people, and situations. Any resemblance to poeple living or dead is purely coincidental.

00:00 - 00:03 We have the new MACV boots in suede and black

00:04 - 00:05 and windbreakers and challenge pants too

00:05 - 00:07 We also have rucks in many colors

00:08 - 00:12 Our warehouses are close to major airports

00:12 - 00:15 Our trucks are ready to roll

00:17 - 00:19 John Steele will draw up the necessary contracts

00:19 - 00:21 Steele will do right by us.

00:24 - 00:26 Boss,

00:27 - 00:28 Steele

00:31 - 00:33 Steele was arrested for copyright trolling

00:34 - 00:36 We think Steele will do hard time

00:53 - 00:58 Everybody out, but top management

01:13 - 01:15 I'm paying you to fucking run GORLICK

01:15 - 01:17 Not to fuck up like dumbshits!

01:18 - 01:23 I built this company & you can't get your

01:25 - 01:28 thumbs up you ass with help!

01:29 - 01:31 Don't worry, the cadre will carry us.

01:31 - 01:34 They will build better citizens inspite of you!

01:34 - 01:37 We''ll move production offshore, to Vietnam

01:37 - 01:40 We don't need Built in America anymore!!

01:40 - 01:42 We will hire new cadre, who'll listen.

01:42 - 01:46 All those who quit desevered to be fired!

01:46 - 01:48 Boss, they had great ideas, we need them.

01:48 - 01:52 Bullshit, I know everything, we don't need them.

01:53 - 01:54 I'm the smartest MoFO in the room

01:56 - 01:57 Next you'll tell me we covered up sexual assualt.

01:57 - 02:00 or my wife got knocked up by an informer.

02:00 - 02:03 or my IDF guy falsified his resume

02:04 - 02:08 You are all liars and fools. I am the boss!

02:08 - 02:13 You're nothing, you'd fuckup a wet dream!

02:14 - 02:16 It's hard to deal with you assholes...

02:17 - 02:21 It's easier to deal with the cocksucker, Stalin.

02:27 - 02:29 We'll get rid of the "trouble" cadre, those

02:30 - 02:34 who think for themselves, who speak truth to me,

02:34 - 02:36 who dare question my greatness

02:41 - 02:42 They betray me every chance they get

02:43 - 02:47 After all I did for them, I should get Goad to

02:48 - 02:53 ban them all from the Tough page.

02:54 - 02:56 I know how to handle this, I'll stick me head in the sand

02:56 - 02:59 and pretent this is all a bad dream and it will go

03:00 - 03:02 away. If I can't see their posts, they don't exsist.

03:04 - 03:07 "It's ok, you can still be friends with them"!

03:14 - 03:16 I'll have Emily take care of this, she vindictive enough.

03:19 - 03:23 This too will pass and more Kool-aid drinkers will come

03:25 - 03:26 This will be temporary,

03:31 - 03:33 I'm all alone, nobody loves me.

03:40 - 03:46 You will carry ouy my directives.

03:46 - 03:49 Keep a cool head, and it will soon blow over.