Valleywag is offering up to $100,000—yes, One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars—to anyone who can provide them with pictures or video or one hour of touching and licking with the Apple Tablet. Here's the juicy menu:

• $10,000 for bona fide pictures.

• $20,000 for video of one in action.

• $50,000 for pictures or video of Steve Jobs holding one.

• $100,000 to let us play with one for an hour.


The money will be paid after the tablet is revealed and the material is proven to be the real McCoy.

I've to say that we are all pretty excited at the idea of any Bothan spy breaking the Cupertino blockade and running away with one of the prototypes. [Valleywag]