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Musk reacts poorly during a Tesla board meeting. Decides to tweet something.

00:00 - 00:03 Our comprehensive strategy to burn the shorts

00:04 - 00:05 is advancing quickly

00:05 - 00:07 and with a few tweets, we can pump to $230

00:08 - 00:12 The China email has been leaked

00:12 - 00:15 and Cathie put her model on Github

00:17 - 00:19 And what about cash flow?

00:19 - 00:21 Free supercharging is killing us

00:24 - 00:26 Mr. Musk..

00:27 - 00:28 Cash balance...

00:31 - 00:33 We'll last til November if we halve production

00:34 - 00:36 and stop paying our toilet paper supplier

00:53 - 00:58 Leave except Zack, Gracias, and Gerber.

01:13 - 01:15 We can't cut production!

01:15 - 01:17 One million robotaxis by 2020!

01:18 - 01:23 The shorts will say the growth story is over!

01:25 - 01:28 they're making big phone calls

01:29 - 01:31 We can't raise capital after

01:31 - 01:34 Jonas became a saboteur.

01:34 - 01:37 The SEC will actually do something

01:37 - 01:40 All the banks are bidding up CDSes!

01:40 - 01:42 Mr. Musk, if we collect deposits in China

01:42 - 01:46 Spiegel and Einhorn will have record quarters!

01:46 - 01:48 Mr. Musk, we can recognize FSD revenue

01:48 - 01:52 The NHTSA is on my heels from all the deaths

01:53 - 01:54 I'll have to engineer it myself

01:56 - 01:57 They don't trust our fake data

01:57 - 02:00 and now we're blaming a toddler

02:00 - 02:03 in a safety lawsuit!

02:04 - 02:08 We couldn't afford fucking LiDAR

02:08 - 02:13 and our engineers are leaving because

02:14 - 02:16 they know its fucking impossible!

02:17 - 02:21 Uber and Lyft are tanking, it didnt even pump the stock!

02:27 - 02:29 I'll hit my margin call soon

02:30 - 02:34 No longer the 40-billionaire Tony Stark

02:34 - 02:36 Won't ever colonize Mars...

02:41 - 02:42 I can't afford jet fuel...

02:43 - 02:47 I'll have to drive 25 miles to work.

02:48 - 02:53 I already mortgaged all of my houses

02:54 - 02:56 They'll put me in prison like Skilling

02:56 - 02:59 Maybe manslaughter - not even the SEC pedos

03:00 - 03:02 WHAT WILL all my fans think?

03:04 - 03:07 Cathie, don't worry - we'll hit $4000 soon

03:14 - 03:16 I could cash out of SpaceX...

03:19 - 03:23 Call Alvarez, see if there's a buyer in bankruptcy

03:25 - 03:26 Move to China

03:31 - 03:33 Avoid prison

03:40 - 03:46 I'll tell them I have NASA secrets from SpaceX

03:46 - 03:49 but the drugs in China suck