Scammer Poses As "Facebook Claim Agent" Using Kyle Maclachlan's Photo And Gets Ass Literally Handed To Him

There I was having a productive today working on something for a friend, when into my lap fell a beautiful opportunity that I just could not resist. At first I thought it was the Hollywood actor seeking my friendship. Turned out he works for Facebook and has $300k for me. Seeing as though it was a Bank Holiday weekend and it was raining I decided to have some fun with him discussing my hemorrhoids and plans for spending my fortune.