Last year, somebody vandalized Eastern Michigan University with racist KKK graffiti. Naturally this led to a massive outcry against racism on campus. Those students can rest easy, as the authorities have the culprit in custody.

The African American person of color culprit. Yes, really.

A black man has been arrested in connection with a string of racist graffiti incidents at Eastern Michigan University that were protested by students on campus last fall. Eddie Curlin, 29, was arraigned Monday, Oct. 23, in Washtenaw County District Court on three counts of malicious destruction of property, four counts of identity theft and one count of using computers to commit a crime, reports MLive.

He's a busy little bee. Surely the charges against him are nothing but societal constructs due to systemic racism in the system.

The charges are related to three incidents of vandalism that appeared to be targeting the black community at EMU. In September 2016, EMU discovered “KKK” and “Leave N***ers” spray painted in red, white, and blue paint on a wall in the courtyard of Julia Anne King Hall. In late October, the administration found another “Leave N***ers” message painted in black on Ford Hall. A third incident took place last spring in a men’s restroom.

Ah. Tell me again about how triggering the N-word is. He was so offended by it, he channeled the KKK (which didn't put up the message) to write it himself.

We've got ourselves another selfish grab for victimhood. Every banana peel on the ground or shoelace in a tree equals racism.

Actual oppression is hard to come by these days. When one's short on Klansmen and Nazis to blame, just make them up. Easy speasy. Racism still exists, yes. Being the little boy who cried "KKK" does zilch to address it. If anything, fake hate crimes, like this KKK graffiti incident, only widen the racial divide.

Fake hate crimes are a surprisingly common trend (read Leftist Claims She Was Assaulted in Vicious ‘Hate Crime’ Because Trump. Yeah, It’s Fake… and BLM Caught Red-Handed Fabricating ‘Hate Crime’ Story With Suicide Photos). Thanks to leftist identity politics, oppression is the second-biggest currency in America.

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