Women Being Inexpertly Groped In Western Art History

Previously in this series: Gleeful mobs of women murdering men in Western art history.

how about this

is this good

yes

im just going to tonelessly stare into the middle distance for a while

but this is good though right

yes

when a woman starts staring into the middle distance that’s how you know you’re doing it right

THIS WOMAN APPEARS TO HAVE NO NIPPLES

HOW CAN YOU PARTY AT A TIME LIKE THIS

buddy why would you touch it like that though

like you’re trying to snip my areola clean off

the title of this painting is “Woman Selling Vegetables”

breasts are not a vegetable, friend

can you believe this shit

is that his –

yes

and he just –

leaves it there?

yeah

all the time?

all the time

it’s not that bad, honestly

he’s not like this all the time

sometimes he’s asleep

i get a lot of reading done then

no that’s

yes that’s just right

put your whole hand on my neck and then stare at something else that suddenly distracted you, that’s the ticket

that’ll get me going every time

HAVE ANY OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS EVER EVEN SEEN A BREAST BEFORE

yes

I know it’s impressive

now get your hand off it

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