checkmate

Soon they'll all be doctors and lawyers.

How does this design make me feel? Well, you know how sometimes you’ll be brushing your teeth, and you’ll drop the toothpaste cap behind the counter, and you’ll hunker down to try to find it, but instead of the cap, you find a key, and you think, “Maybe I’ll try this key in that weird door in my house that I could never open” and you try it, and it works, and inside you discover a dueling piano bar that’s run by a bipedal cat wearing a waistcoat, and he very politely asks you to leave because you violate the bar’s dress code and also you’re not a cat, but just as you head off, he hands you the toothpaste cap?

It’s kinda like that.

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