Again, optional sound effects including because I'm a slut for atmosphere.

*door opens, footsteps enter room. A fire begins to roar and there's a pause*

I say, that was a rather dangerous situation. Not even I could have deduced that happening. Forgive me for putting you in the midst of that. I must be better prepared in the future.

*laughs dryly* Yes, I made a mistake, you sarcastic woman.

*silence, fire is in background, awkward shuffling?*

Watson won't be joining us tonight. He's with Mary. Which, to be honest, is fine with me. Your company is more than welcome.

I...must admit. When you first arrived at our doorstep with a case, I was not sure I would like you. You were bitter, cynical, and brutally truthful with us about your circumstances. I had never met such a brash woman in my life, and the newness frightened me! But after you involved yourself in our fights and investigations, I knew I wanted you to work with Watson and me.

And you have proven yourself more than useful - indisposible, even.

*moves closer*

And...while we are alone...I have a serious confession to make. I have wanted to say this for the last year we have worked together, but my nerves have been getting the better of me.

I'm afraid to destroy our friendship.

*whispers almost, a nervous whisper of anticipation."

I have fallen completely, absolutely, in love with you. I want you in every way possible, the way a man wants a wife and lover.

*exhalation of happiness*

You love me back? My dear, I believe I am now the happiest man in all of England. I cannot-

*you are silenced with several kisses, increasingly passionate. After, assume listener has ssaid "please fuck me" or something equally bold.*

*you stutter, taken aback - your Victorian morals!*

Ah...your crudeness is never missed, but I admit I would enjoy *coughs* making love to you. But I...god, my Victorian morals are getting in the way.

*laughs* oh, I am no virgin, despite what others may think. But you are special to me. I-

*silenced with more kisses*

You demand it of me? So dominating. *gets closer to whisper in ear* however, darling, I prefer to be the dominate one in my bedroom activities.

I cannot resist the opportunity to touch you and make you scream. *voice darkens* get to my bedroom.

*door locks, lustful laughter* Sex is much more convenient without clothing. Remove yours before I tear it off.

*you take off your bazillion pieces of clothing, the tie, cufflinks, unzipping of pants, etc.*

God, I have wanted that beautiful form of yours for many nights. I have touched myself to thoughts of you. Woman, you beguile me in ways I never thought possible.

Now, where shall I begin?

I believe more kissing is in order. I want to make you drip and soak my sheets.

You're blushing now? *laughs* oh, i may have never talked filthy around you, but that will end starting now. Your reactions drive me!

*touching of hips and kissing commences. Improv with passionate kisses and work your way down the neck, mark the collarbone.*

You will have to wear something to cover that for a while. I wish to show the world who you belong to, but propriety will not allow me.

Your breasts are lovely. I want them in my mouth.

*breast kissing, improv.*

Softer than I have ever imagined. *licking and sucking and such* please, continue moaning for me.

But I desire more than just your breasts. I want to taste your sex and feel you writhe on my tongue.

*kiss as you go along?* Do you like it when I kiss my way down, love? And how I jump from your hips to your thighs, slowly licking my way up?

*pause at the puss*

*laugh* what am I looking at? Why, you're...*say absolutely filty* cunt is positively stunning.

You turned deep red at that! I never knew these words would have that effect on you, considering how you talk most of the time.

*playfully* hey, don't swat my head! I'd rather you hands be in my hair for a different reason.

Mmm...*begin eating, improv of course*

Your taste is intoxicating. I can feel your wetness dripping down my face. Yes, please, moan for me. My god- *more eating*

Are you getting close to climax, sweetheart? Oh, how I want you to orgasm on my face...but I have something to do first. There's always more time for that. But now, I want to possess you in the deepest way possible.

*stroke yourself a bit*

Do you see what you have done to me, the great, emotionless detective? Gaze upon my hardness, my lustful eyes, my undoing.

I cannot wait any longer. I want to bury myself inside of you.

*so do it!*

God damn it, you are so beautiful. You feel so wonderful wrapped around my shaft. Hold onto me.

*start slow and such, improv too, but then the listener asks for more in another crude way.*

It seems my gentle tendencies do not satisfy you by the way you asked. Well, then, darling, I will go harder.

*push in hard and moan with improv.*

Yes...*lean in and whisper*my love, take my cock. Arch up against me as I pound into you and nip at your beautiful neck.

*more improv*

I cannot reach your clit from this angle, so I want you to rub yourself for me. I want you to squeeze my cock as I shoot my cum inside of you and fully make you mine.

*growling, improv, getting close.*

Are you ready, my angel? I am as well. Fuck, fuck, you are mine, yes, please cum for me!

*improv to orgasm*

*sighs*

You...are beautiful. Perfect. I am a love-addled fool...and I do not mind it at all.

You complement me and I am so very glad that you love me back. Darling, we will save London together, just as you have saved me from a rather lonely existence.