I received: - 1 purse - 2 candles - 2 candle sticks (one broken) - a box of sweethearts candy - a small Minnie Mouse coloring book

UPDATE 2: A second package came today (12-4-10). Since Tumblr is down here is the second update: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej-dIZmkm_Q Screen cap of DVD: http://i.imgur.com/XI7oz.jpg My classy and awesome SS: http://i.imgur.com/rkJFC.jpg (NSFW)

Update 3: The third package came today (12-6-10). According to the return address John Stamos sent me this letter. Without giving away somewhat confidential information I will provide you with this analogy: Imagine if Julian Assange, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and narwhals gave online seminars and lectures regarding the cosmos, bacon, and TSA hijinks. Now imagine if each of those lectures cost $55. Some are great and some are lukewarm. Uncle Jesse has provided me a way with watching those potentially boring or lukewarm seminars at a fraction of the cost. He provided me with something I have been seeking for quite a long time. To my SS: Yes, you read my mind regarding the event next weekend and now I can watch it. Thank you kindly, Mr. Stamos.

The code this package is: 52 20 2d 20 33 20 6f 66 20 35 If my calculations are correct that equals: R - 3 of 5

I as requested I will upload those photos to my SS gallery.

Update 4I apologize for the long delay and hastily made video. In any event, here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExuG_omzfFY

I apologize if I sound like a bag of dicks in this video. It has nothing to do with the gift. It's from outside circumstances. Anyway, I will play with my battle set and build my bottle cap fort to cheer myself up. The next, and last, video will consist of rainbows, high-fives, and free love. And yes, it will also contain my liberal use of commas.

Final Package and Update And so it comes to an end. Thank you to those who followed along and especially thank you to my secret santa for providing many chuckles along the way. Here is the final video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1Sl2MPlOJM Also, the codes work out to STRIB. Which is his reddit name but scrambled and one letter short. I'm on it.