Adele's newest song, "Hello," is a sad and soulful ballad about losing the ones you love.

If you aren't familiar with Adele, though (yes, these people exist), her lyrics could also read as a pretty standard drunk text. Mary Caldarella decided to test it out on her ex-boyfriend, Matt, by texting him the words of the heartbreaking song.

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Matt clearly didn't get the reference, responding in dead serious fashion — assuming Caldarella was drunk and rambling. She shared the results on Twitter:

BRB, just replacing our "Someone Like You" tattoo with "Last time I asked if we could go on a date when I came to auburn you told me to go fuck myself."