Oh my gawsh oh my gawsh I was so excited! She rang my bell and ran, leaving a few boxes and notes! AAAHHHH! Oh Look, an Adventure Time note. Someone stalked me well.

Then comes a couple of cans that the note says has beer in them - ROOT beer! That's ok, I love Root Beer nearly as much as I love real beer.

Then came something to spice up my driving life. This one took a lot of snooping on MrFredricksen's part, which, while almost creepy, is totally fine cause I'll just tell'em about it when I take'em out for a thank-you-beer.

Now, for the mother of all Secret Santa gifts. Little did MrFredricksen know, but a few weeks ago my trusty old pipe, named Dennis Hopper, broke. I has so sad to see it go, but it's unusable and I've been smoking joints recently and it's made my head hurt. Maybe MrFredricksen did know cause of the stalking thing that I'm totally cool with. Maybe MrFredricksen is me. BUS SHE GOT ME A NEW MUSTACHE-PIPE!!!! And it came not a day after I got fired from my job; a real needed pick-me-up! Now I'm a proud owner of a great hilarious piece of glass and I couldn't be happier.

Thank you MrFredricksen, thank you r/secretsanta. I really appreciate these gifts.