What ingredient will you add to your guacamole? red onion delightfully sweet heirloom tomatoes, thinly pureed just a pinch of smoked salt fuck it kale! more chili than you really should a pinch of garam masala

Are you getting a tattoo in the next year? 1. probably no 2. no 3. yes 4. probably yes

Choose a sky

Do people have free will? 1. it's complicated 2. yes 3. no

What's the point of it all? 1. point??? 2. grilled marinated tofu 3. enjoying the simple things 4. making the world a better place 5. loving one another 6. experiencing The Universe

Choose a cult folk singer Pete Seeger Woodie Guthrie Leadbelly Bob Dylan

Pick up a nonfiction book from the flea market Boundless Kindness—Meditations on Love & Life Gay Dolphins & Seals: Discovering the Underwater World of Homosexual Marine Animals Sleepy Is My Middle Name—The Fascinating Story of Lula The Narcoleptic Dog Songs of the Revolution—The Wonders of Proletarian Art in the Soviet Union Old-Fashioned Jam Making—Nana's Guide to Turning Organic Fruit into Marmalade Gold How to Murder Your Husband, Discover Your Purpose, and Live Your Best Lesbian Life

Pick a cat to adopt from the shelter Luna looks older than her years. People at the shelter believe she was a queen in her past life. Pillow just wants to chill and nothing else matters Mona used to live in a zoo and cuddle with the exotic birds—without ever attempting to eat them. Sahara is already 16 years old and she has seen a lot. Loyalty is her middle name. There have been rumors that Tobby killed a Nazi once, and ate him. Pancakes likes you. She doesn't need you.