I went by the Post Office today and found the box STUFFED to within an inch of its life with all sorts of padded envelopes and junk mail and a few things that shouldn’t have been bent to fit inside. One of which was my wonderful gift from my Doctor Who Santa. My cat Nimbus joined in on the unwrapping. She has a love of sticky things and helped with the tape. Once she’d opened one end, I found a print and bookmark of Doctor Who Cat by TaraFly. “Who is Doctor Who Cat?” you ask. Doctor Who Cat is the amazing feline who wears The Doctor’s clothes and flies around in his Miniature Tardis complete with time traveling litter box. The bookmark even has a quote from my favorite episode. “There are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamt of.” Thank you reddit gifter! I hope your Doctor Who gift is as cool as the one you sent me, but I hope the Post Office doesn’t abuse yours. Mine will be fine after I press it under some encyclopedias. I’ll just hear a muffled “Vworp Vworp Vworp” from underneath until it’s flat again. And after looking up the artist, I found she does more than just Doctor Who cats. I’ll be going back to pick up my own Hamlet Cat to befriend Doctor Who. “Alas, poor Yorick!”