Hello,



We are looking for a new tÌ¶eÌ¶aÌ¶mÌ¶ Ì¶mÌ¶eÌ¶mÌ¶bÌ¶eÌ¶r Ì¶ flat-mate* to live in our house (must have own costume). Someone at least a little social etcs. The current team consists of three guys and a dog, so maybe a super-woman would be cool âÂ although guys won't be discriminated against based on gender. Or if your folks just got blown up at the circus we could take you in [you still have to pay rent]. As I say, we already have our own dog in the gang, so if you don't like dogs jog on.



At this point it should be made clear nobody at the flat really in to comic books at all, so if you're getting any of these references and think 'yhay I have found people like me' well, you haven't. In fact, if you did just think that then this place isn't for you buster.



Itâs a four bed hideout. At the moment we have two guys at the house plus, in true comic-book style, a third mystery housemate â an invisible man â he *says* heâs working away, we know heâs obviously been travelling back to save his home planet or something. Long story short â the house is rarely as full as it could be â of the two most-permanent housemates, one is a young professional working in advertising; the other, the live in landlord, a less-young professional working in advertising.



Some serious points about the house. We do actually have a room for rent and it's really important to us that we find someone amazing, incredible, fantastic or wonder[ful] to live with; but no comic book nerds. The manor doesn't have a cave under it but it does have a large kitchen, a living-room area with all sofas and dining table [with chairs!] and a TV and a PlayStation for fun. A toilet and another toilet in the bathroom, with a bath you can have a shower in.



The room is a double, the largest in the house, fits a double bed, desk, chair, wardrobe etcs etcs. You can see Canary Wharf from the room and the balcony, people think that's nice. Itâs a no smoking house, but we smoke on the balcony â this bit is basically just saying donât smoke in the house and this includes your bedroom, even if you think stuffing a towel under your door will solve the problem.



Set away from the main road, right behind our lair is a big playing field, the aforementioned park, if you like playing fields â and a canal. You can walk to Canary Wharf and get a Jubilee line to somewhere better than Canary Wharf. You can just about get to central London in half an hour, if you get up late and rush; the DLR from Westferry takes 8 minutes to get to Bank and from there the world is your Oyster. It's also easy to get home from east London at 5am, which is the mark of any good house.



Broadband, gas, electricity, water, council tax and TV license etc are all include â the only cost that isn't is the cleaner.



This is a genuine advert for an actual room in what we think is a pretty nice place to live â think about that, and please send us a message.



UPDATE: The live in landlord is âawayâ from July 29th util August 12th. Weâll try and respond to messages during that time, but it might be a little slow â viewings could be possible up until July 29th, then the next viewing date will be Thursday 13th August during the afternoon and evening.



*No Spurs fans please.