Sharp Like The Edge Of The Enterprises' Sword

The Blade Of The Borg, Cut Through Flesh And Bone

His Mind at Ease, Earl Grey Brings Order

Archeology?, His Mind Of A Soldier

Oh Yes, He Finds The Bath

On Rigel Of Course, Frown Of Crass

Bring on the Bass!, Enterprise Lowrider

He Taps That Ass, Smooth Cat Rider

Set Phasers To Smash, Maximum Exposure

Admirals Beware His Godly Composure,

At Odds Until the Mission Is Done,

"Shut Up Wesley, you're my son!"