The president of the United States of America has everything he could ever want: a big house, a fancy car, a private plane and a legacy secured for all time. So what do you get the man who has everything? The answer to that question is usually something lame like "a poem," or "a song," or "a heartfelt macaroni portrait." But sometimes it's something awesome like "furniture made from super-predators" or "all the cheese."

5 Badass Chairs Made from Wild Animals

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Here, have this guy:

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Finally, a use for that monofilament weed whacker.

And don't say we never gave you nothin'.

Look at that magnificent bastard: He's like somebody crossbred Will Forte with a bushel of hay.

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That's Seth Kinman, an early Californian settler and professional hunter, but he wasn't what you'd probably think, judging by that photograph alone.

He's actually -- inexplicably, impossibly -- even crazier than he looks.

For example: Seth's specialty was making elaborate chairs out of the carcasses of wild animals, then taking pictures of himself just sitting in them, psychobillying out.