Adele will say anything on stage won’t she. She’ll pause during ‘Hello’ to tell the crowd how she reheats tea in the microwave or about the time she shat on a hen.

It’s weird, then, that her tweets are very clean and nice and uncontroversial and retweetable.

If it seems like they’re actually written/approved by her PR team, it’s because they are.

“I’m not allowed access to my own Twitter because I’m quite mouthy and I say the wrong thing a lot of the time,” she told an audience at a concert in Australia. “So they took that privilege away from me.”

She’s found a workaround, though.

“I was looking on Twitter last night. They don’t know I have a secret account. Well obviously they do now because I said that. By ‘they’ I mean my management.”