In which Stephen King writes a letter on behalf of his son, Joe Hill.

We are, as you know, big fans of Stephen King here at Birth.Movies.Death. We're also big fans of King's son, Joe Hill, who's written more than a few books we have raved about in the past.

And that, gentle reader, is all the excuse we need to run the following.

In the late 1990s I asked my Dad how to write a cover letter for my short fiction submissions. He was glad to help out. pic.twitter.com/BV5x7qbjqf — Joe Hill (@joe_hill) March 30, 2017

Please take this opportunity to think about Stephen King, how he is the greatest, and how very few of us will ever ball as hard as he does.

The Dark Tower (allegedly) opens on July 28th.