Why it is your moral and ethical duty to pirate Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker JDB Follow Oct 22, 2019 · 2 min read

The First Order is here. And it has mouse ears.

Disney has sat back and lectured the public with their Mickey Mouse bullshit morality for years, happily smearing talent like Kurt Sutter, Roseanne Barr, Edward Norton, Lord and Miller, and James Gunn (poor guy has Stockholm Syndrome) for transgressions.

Meanwhile, this is what the Walt Disney Corporation has been up to for the last few years:

These guys make Darth Vader look like Gandhi.

Disney is the Empire. Disney is the First Order. Giving money to one of the cruelest media conglomerates in America, against the interests of Democracy, is unethical. If you have a moral conscience and a belief in freedom from corporate oligarchy, it is actually your DUTY to pirate The Rise of Skywalker. So have fun sailing the high seas and don’t feel bad for one second!

As for me? I’m just not going to watch it all. The film looks awful. But for the Star Wars diehards who are juggling their fandoms with the interests of a better world? You might as well be disappointed for free.