Donald Trump is an awful person. He's a racist and a buffoon who has spent years dyeing himself a leathery shade of orange like a giant, vulgar Easter egg.

He has bad ideas about immigration, the economy and national defense. He is incapable of interacting with human beings, especially women, without revealing himself to be a misogynist and a fool. If he were to be elected president it would be terrible for this country and the world -- and Chris Christie thinks he's swell.

The governor is a bully and bad at his job, but he's not stupid.

He's smart enough to know Donald Trump is a vacuous bag of off-brand clown wigs, but he's so eager to get to Washington that he's willing to endure the sphincter puckering level of idiocy that flows through Trump's thin chicken lips like spray tan through an spray gun.

The governor of the great state of New Jersey is willing to travel far and wide (at our expense) to a wide variety of states that didn't want him to be president in order to serve as Trump's stooge. He stands on stage as Trump pokes fun at his electoral failings. He maintains a smile while tiny pieces of his soul die.

Ultimately he hopes to trade those little soul nuggets for a cabinet post if/when Trump ascends the throne.

I wonder if he's as embarrassed for himself as I am for him.

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