Frank Underwood and Zapp Brannigan: two powerful men with a gift for spouting goofy things. It seems only fitting to merge the two. (May contain spoilers.)

Zapp: You see, Killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Love’s Labours Lost In Space - 1x04 (This is technically a photo of Kevin Spacey, not Frank, but damn, he sure looks like he knows what he’s talking about!) 2:05 pm • 7 March 2014

Zapp: As you know, the key to victory is the element of surprise. SURPRISE! [pushes button, bay doors open under soldiers] War Is the H-Word - 2x17 9:11 pm • 6 March 2014 • 4 notes

Leela: What is this planet? Zapp: I don’t know. This whole area is uncharted. Kif: It’s not uncharted. You lost the chart! Amazon Women in the Mood - 3x01 3:50 pm • 6 March 2014 • 3 notes

Zapp: Kif, I’m feeling the “Captain’s Itch”. Kif: I’ll get the powder, sir. A Flight to Remember - 1x10 1:58 pm • 6 March 2014 • 4 notes

Zapp: Then we’ll write our own Bible, with less Sodom and more Gomorra. In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela - 2x06 8:04 am • 6 March 2014

Zapp: The long dramatic corridor…that’s never a good sign. In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela - 2x06 12:01 am • 6 March 2014

George Takei: You see, the show was banned after the Star Trek wars. Zapp Brannigan: You mean the mass migration of Star Wars fans? Nichelle Nichols: No, that was the Star Wars trek. Where No Fan Has Gone Before - 4x11 8:03 pm • 5 March 2014 • 5 notes

Zapp: I doubt I’ve seen more than three or four captains sexier than you, and only one who was deadlier. Love’s Labours Lost In Space - 1x04 6:03 pm • 5 March 2014

Zapp: Dammit, Kif! Where’s the little umbrella? That’s what makes it as scotch on the rocks. War Is the H-Word - 2x17 4:05 pm • 5 March 2014 • 1 note