GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it won´t go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards.

Tire Aramaki > how tough is a 3/10?

Na 'Axin > on a scale from 1 to 10?

Na 'Axin > I'd say 3

Arius Myxoma > man i just got that ship...

J3tt > i just got that ammo

J3tt > you don't see me complaining

< Cro_Magnus > what I don't get is why people bother with "mm" as a caliber after 1000... I mean... 1400mm, why not call it "Mobile car launcher" and have done with it?

< Cro_Magnus > 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed

< Cro_Magnus > knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too

< Wrangler > except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive

< Cro_Magnus > car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile

< Cro_Magnus > car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive

< Cro_Magnus > your point?

< Fenria > GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps

< Wrangler > OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!

< Fenria > DAMN THOSE GERMANS

* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants

Shadow XII > Hello. Just testing your signature radius

Angel Rio > stop it

Shadow XII > Just testing your shields

Angel Rio > seriously, stop.

Angel Rio > OMG! STOP SHOOTING

Shadow XII > Just testing your armor.

Angel Rio > STOP SHOOTING ME DAMMIT

SShadow XII > Just testing your structure.

Angel Rio > OMG

Shadow XII > Just testing your pod.

Angel Rio > WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?

Shadow XII > You failed the test. Good day.

< [4S]Judge > i was with 6 years old girl once...man was i nervouse

< %Zultra|XanRadio|w0rk > rofl

< [4S]Judge > *older

< seezzz > lol

< [SSC]Ryuben|AFK > LMAO j

< [4S]Judge > older

< [4S]Judge > damn

< [4S]Judge > damn

< [4S]Judge > damn

< [4S]Judge > OLDER

Jadrut > buggering poopoo

Nicodiemus > ..

Nicodiemus > /emote looks at Jadrut from behind the bar.

Nicodiemus > You what?

Jadrut > swearing at my ship

Nicodiemus > That wasn't very good swearing.

Jadrut > well it isnt a very good ship

Nicodiemus > Fair enough.

Comojo > bb in 10 mins, dong needs walking

Carenthor Loon > did you misspell dog or wanking?

< HellGremlin > Hmm

< HellGremlin > Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately

< HellGremlin > Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%

< HellGremlin > Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that

< BaronVonVirtu > lol

< Talthrus > lol

< HellGremlin > It's messy enough as it is

< volume > :|

< BaronVonVirtu > I got the ebay scam ones

< HellGremlin > OH GOOD

< HellGremlin > MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM

< HellGremlin > HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS

< HellGremlin > WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES

< Talthrus > the mental image >_<

< Talthrus > it won't turn off!!!!

< HellGremlin > WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED

< Levin > :|