(I am folding clothes when I am approached by an angry looking customer. I turn to her, and she lowers her voice to almost a growl and narrows her voice.)

Customer: “I hate this store. I hate you because you work in it. I’m going to take it out on your family and kill them all.”

Me: *alarmed*

Customer: *glares

Me: “Is there anything…”

Customer: “HA! HA HA HA! FOOLED YOU! You should have SEEN your face! Got you!” *strolls off*