"Oh, hello. Guess what? I just woke up and it's 1 o'clock in the afternoon."

According to Chelsea Handler, that's just one of the perks of not having kids. In a clip from her new Netflix series, "Chelsea," Handler has a lot to say in defense the childfree life.

The episode, "Adventures in Parenting," features a satirical PSA starring Handler, as she wakes up in the middle of the afternoon and celebrates all of the places she doesn't have to go.

"I don't have to go anywhere today. I don't have to go to Disneyland, Legoland, Color Me Mine, Build-A-Bear, Yogurtland, the zoo. I don't have to go to any of those places. Not once. Not ever."

The moral of her story? For some women the thought of having kids just is "not that great."

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