I have been stalked, and in this case that's not a bad thing. For it was by my Santa! And stalked well I have been. Oh, sorry about that, was reading my Christmas Card. Oh sure I had a wish list out there, but my Santa put in a bit of effort too. For there was many good and fun things! (And the cat wrapping paper was really awesome too!) Santa, thank you so much. I love this stuff! And the card is hanging proudly and in plain sight for everyone to see first! (Pretty much confirming to all who see it that I'm weird)

Now that I think about it, was I stalked or was this a Jedi Mind Trick to tell him things? I may never know.