After we had a selection of the worst (well, for sickos like us, the best) jokes about Steve Jobs’ death yesterday, today we have even more of them. The scum of the Internet still hasn’t had its last laugh on this event.

Steve Jobs’ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.

What’s the difference between cancer and a black man?

Cancer gets Jobs.

I was overjoyed to hear that the father of Apple had died.

But imagine my disappointment when I found out that Chris Martin is still alive.

RIP to Steve Jobs, who always lived life to the macs.

You can bet Steve Jobs’ funeral won’t be a flash affair.

“Finally laid to rest in a sleek white casket, the late Steve Jobs is surrounded by mourners in a massive cathedral. As the afternoon sunlight shines down on him through intricate stained glass revealing a beautiful spectrum of colours, Mr. Jobs will be remembered in death as he was in life.

Overshadowed by windows.”

I wonder if just before Steve Jobs died his life Quick Timed before his eyes?

Who makes jokes about Steve Jobs being dead?! iDon’t.