You knew it was coming, and it’s finally here. Salon’s entry into the 2019 Independence Day Hot Take Contest:

Fourth of July's ugly truth exposed: The Declaration of Independence is sexist, racist, prejudiced https://t.co/FmI4jxWEu6 — Salon (@Salon) July 4, 2019

Welp, there you have it.

The left hating America on July 4, as predictable as the sunrise. — Mark “BBQ addict” C ?? (@UntraceableMC) July 4, 2019

Predictable and boring. — Razor (@hale_razor) July 4, 2019

At least the ratio’s exciting, though:

It’s really poppin’! And on track to get even better.

Of course it’s bait. But why shouldn’t we make the most of it? It’s a holiday, after all.

Nah — Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) July 4, 2019

Can’t wait to read this pic.twitter.com/l0OjO3CAKb — Liberals Have Lost Their Minds (@RobertFox3333) July 4, 2019