Our rating: By: Jasessoftware Version #: 1.0 Date Released: 2011-07-29 Developer: Price: 0.99 User Rating: Loading... Loading... Download App

Ever find yourself lost for words when interacting with women? Do you want to shower her with praise, but don’t know where to begin? Then Compliment Her could be the answer to your social-sexual woes.

Compliment Her is a soundboard app containing 50 of the more common things you can say to a woman to win her heart. Ideally you’ll say the words yourself rather than make her listen to some Australian man who narrates the phrases, but you can always fall back on him should you be so stumped that you can’t even speak to her (though you should ideally get therapy for this issue).

Some compliments are neatly arranged in a heart-shaped interface and if you’re feeling particularly wild you can always press the ‘Random’ button in the middle that includes a library of all 50 compliments. Alternatively, you can view some phrases in a list to revise them at your leisure (we’ve heard from the developer that the next update will include a complete list of the compliments plus some new ones).

While some of the compliments in the app are fairly routine (‘you look fantastic,’ ‘your hair looks great today’), others are more ‘original’, such as ‘I know this great place… it’s in your arms. How about I meet you there?’ It’s safe to say that some of these phrases should be treated humorously rather than seriously, though you’re by all means welcome to try them.

Compliment Her is an amusing little soundboard of the good, bad and outright hammy things you can say to someone close to you. The best thing is that if some of the compliments fall flat when you try them out then you can always laugh it off and blame it on the app. Just don’t show it to her in case you’ve successfully wooed her using some of its phrases and she sees them; she wouldn’t be impressed knowing that she’s been seduced by a digital compliments phrase-book.