And they called it puppy love.

On Saturday, Reddit user Euerfeldi shared an image of one precious pup with the Photoshop Battles community—adding the unenthusiastic title, “This wet dog.”

With so little hype in the description, redditors who clicked on the image probably expected a soggy old mongrel. Instead, they found a saucer-eyed furball pleading with her eyes—in the rain—for a friendly scratch behind the ears and a small morsel of food.

Stare into her eyes and be healed:

If you’re not familiar with Photoshop Battles, here’s how they work: A random photo is presented. Anybody in the community can participate. All you need to do is edit the image as you please and submit your work in the comments section.

Since redditors couldn’t reach out and pet the pooch IRL, they used their photo-editing skills to send her on some epic adventures.

User osrule86 inducted her into the Greasers, along with Ralph Macchio and Patrick Swayze:

Stay golden, Puppyboy.

Redditor RetardedAcceleration imagined the little dog as a bicycle-riding evangelist, holding a copy of The Book of Dog and asking, “Can I have a moment of your time, sir?

Some were skeptical about the dog’s intentions:

But others were ready to worship:

Amen.

Redditor Half_Hearted_Attempt made a whole-hearted effort to deliver on the promise of the punchline in their caption: “This puppy’s fate has been sealed.”

Redditor untide looked into those canine corneas and saw the vastness of space, which they described as a utopian, puppy-filled “cosmos without hatred”:

But what if someone Photoshopped the puppy to look like a monster? Redditor Aanjan transformed her into terrifying supervillain Dogzilla to test if the rain-soaked puppy we met in the original photo would still retain its “aww” factor.

Yep. Still adorable.

To see more cute photos of the rain-spattered, hair-gelled, bible-thumping, seal-flopping, space-traveling, building-scaling dog, check out the original Photoshop Battles thread.