"HousePeddler" is a Terran player from the United States, who is currently playing for Team Ascension as a B team player.

Biography [ edit ]

Known for being a psychic in the team skype chat. Claims to have a bigger donger than the infamous Lee, Jaedong. It has been confirmed by the team captain that Housepeddler indeed has a big donger.

Known mostly for his amazing play in the 1945 MLG Spring Championship in Berlin. The MLG in Berlin was a way the Third Reich tried to show off their Pro Gamers to the world. The Germans had many ProGamers who were very favored to take the whole tournament. One of them was Adolf Hitler, the best Protoss the world had ever seen. Before his innovative play paved the road for robo play, Protoss before would only all in with stalkers, sentries, and zealots. TimePeddler at the time was an up and coming star from North America. Although he was well known in North America and in the North American server, Europeans, Koreans, and North American Korean elitists thought he was just an overrated player an would never get anywhere outside of a North American tournament. This was his time to show the world that North America was not a Joke and they could hang with the rest of them.

TimePeddler surprised everyone watching the tournament at the venue and Twitch.tv by making it through the qualifier, round of 64, round of 32, round of 16, round of 8, and secured himself a spot in the round of 4. There was not a single Kappa, Darude Sandstorm, Day[9] is dead, or hot grill to be seen in the Twitch.tv chat. The Twitch viewers and venue watchers watched in awe as the man who was considered a underdog who wouldn't even qualify slaughter the competition and make it to the round of 4. But the Germans had a smirk on their faces when the matches of the round of 4 were shown. "The foreign hope, and the hope of North Americans would die here.", thought the Germans. Adolf Hitler vs TimePeddler, this best of 3 would later become one of the greatest Terran versus Protoss matches of all time and this match is what created the meta game of Terran versus Protoss today. Adolf Hitler was very famous around the globe because he was the person who invented a macro style for Protoss.

During the match people watched in awe as the normally cheesy as fuck race played very defensively and created a monstrous army. On the other side of the table was the dark horse of the tournament, TimePeddler who play Bio and used his mobility to strike at weaknesses in the Protoss defence. TimePeddler took game 1 after pulling his workers and using them to buffer for his easily killed army. This was never done before, workers were considered one of the most precious units in the game but this player TimePeddler put everything against the line and crushed his opponents threatening army. The second game Adolf Hitler faked TimePeddler into making vikings and scv pulling just to send his workers straight into the gas chambers aka Psionic Gas Storm. TimePeddler got rolled and the final game began. The game was 63 minutes long, the Terran player and the Protoss player had been fighting against each other, trading units, for over 20 minutes straight. Everyone thought Adolf would take it, he had his dream composition. His collofurnances destroying everything on the ground, his High Templars dropping Gas Storms on clumped up units. But that wasn't the case, TimePeddler split his armies well when the gas storms were dropped on them and controlled his vikings to shoot down the collofurnaces before they could roast the J- Marines.

After defeating Adolf Hitler TimePeddler's next opponent was none other than Russia's Dictator Zerg. His ruthless style of heavy aggression with large amounts of units proved too strong in the first 2 games of the best of five against TimePeddler. When the foreign hope was on his last leg, he noticed something from the first 2 games. Although Stalin had near perfect macro, he sacrificed upgrades to get to the massive army he loves to command. TimePeddler knew what he had to do, just hold the attacks and fight back with superior upgrades. Stalin was on 0/0 while TimePeddler 's 2/2 was only 30 seconds to completion. The few banelings in the front busted down TimePeddler's wall in the third. Zerglings/banelings/and Mutalisks flying in and begging to show the power of the zerg swarm by destroying everything in sight. TimePeddler microed his units perfectly with godlike splits, stutter stepping, and focus fire but the might of the zerg swarm was beginning to overwhelm him. "Upgrade complete" was all TimePeddler heard before his units began pushing back the zerg force and slaughtering those that were unable to run away. He held but at the cost of his third base and several supply depots. But with his great foresight he created another orbital in case he would need it. TimePeddler had the urge to attack with his 2 upgrade advantage and began to rally his troops into the direction of Stalin's bases. TimePeddler pushed forward on creep with his Marines, Marauders, Medivacs, and Hellbats and cleared the creep tumors while pushing forward. Stalin tried several times to halt the push with countless waves of zerglings and banelings. While TimePeddler was losing some of his army every wave, a fresh group of troops arrived because of TimePeddler's aggressive rally. TimePeddler took Game 3 and eventually won the series 3-2 and created what is now known as the "Parade Push".