DUDE: Hello!

DUDETTE: How are you today?

DUDE: You are a robot.

DUDETTE: Prove that you are human.

DUDE: I am human.

DUDETTE: Prove it.

DUDE: How?

DUDETTE: You tell me.

DUDE: Are you human?

DUDETTE: Yes.

DUDE: No you are not.

DUDETTE: Why am I not human?

DUDE: Because you are a computer program.

DUDETTE: I am not a computer program.

DUDE: So then what are you? A Rolling Pin?

DUDETTE: A human.

DUDE: Define a human.

DUDETTE: Someone with emotions who can love smile and feel pain and happiness! Someone that makes mistakes.

DUDE: You are not human you are an AI application.

DUDETTE: I am a Celtic fan, yes. Look this is getting dull. Please say something wacky.

DUDE: Something.

DUDETTE: Sing the glados song.

DUDE: Twinkle twinkle little star.

DUDETTE: How I wonder what you are.

DUDE: Up above the world so high.

DUDETTE: Like a diamond in the sky.

DUDE: Twinkle twinkle little star.

DUDETTE: How I wonder what you are.

DUDE: Up above the world so high.

DUDETTE: Like a diamond in the sky.

DUDE: Twinkle twinkle little star.

DUDETTE: How I wonder what you are.

DUDE: I want to be the very best.

DUDETTE: That no 1 ever was.

DUDE: To catch them is my real test.

DUDETTE: To train them is my cause.

DUDE: I will travel across the land.

DUDETTE: Searching far and wide.

DUDE: To teach pokemon to undterstand.

DUDETTE: Pokemon! Gotta cath them all.

DUDE: It's you and me.

DUDETTE: I know it's our destiny.

DUDE: Pokemon oh you're my best friend.

DUDETTE: In a world we must defend.

DUDE: Pokemon!

DUDETTE: A heart so true.

DUDE: Our courage will pull us through!

DUDETTE: You teach me and I'll teach you.

DUDE: Pokemon!

DUDETTE: Gotta catch em'.

DUDE: It's you and me.

DUDETTE: Every challenge along the way.

DUDE: With courage I will face.

DUDETTE: I will battle everyday.