Hello fellow human. You have feelings. I, too, have feelings, which is why I am writing down human words in English for you to read with your eyeballs. Sometimes, I am happy. Other times, I am sad. See? Feelings! Sometimes, I am sad because I am not successful, productive, and happy. This makes me sad when I am sad. I have prepared for my fellow humans a list of five ways to be more successful, productive, and happy.