MMA themed bed.

What parent wouldn’t want to put their son or daughter to bed every night…. And tuck them into the cage! There isn’t a kid in this country who wants to hit the hay on the SpongeBob sheets or Dora the Explorer… not when they can throw on their tap-out PJ’s, have their goodnight rock star and cookies, work a few armbars with dad to close out the day and have mom read them a bedtime story, sitting cage-side. And then, when the big bad wolf tried to eat little red riding hood, she took him down with a single leg, got back control and tapped him out with a rear-naked choke.

The end.

It’s perfect for kids. As long as they remember to “Make the cage” when they get up in the morning. I’m already ripping out the nautical and aviation themes in my boys’ rooms and their MMA beds are on order. And so are their tribal-armband tats. Well, when they turn ten.

The “Throwdown” bed also comes in… Full, Queen and King size as well! So it’s for grownups too! I’m sure your dates will be very impressed and not all intimidated the first time they see it. Sweet dreams, Happy hammerfists

Your child’s or your won nickname appears printed on the back post of the bed.

Your Price:

$999.99*

*Mattress not included

For multiple beds, contact us for special shipping discounts