interviewer: you are applying for the sales position interviewer: we are the biggest underwear manufacturer in the world interviewer: practically everyone in the world owns a pair of our underpants interviewer: which brings me to my first question for you interviewer: boxers or briefs? john: briefs. duh john: what do you think this briefcase is for? *interviewer gives a blank stare* interviewer (shaking john's hand): welcome to the team, john!

Part of the John! series.