Tuesday, May 1 12:00 AM EDT Reasons They Will Make Spider-Man 4 11. Ruining the franchise completely will take at least one more movie. 10. With great profit comes great reusability. 9. Because Daredevil 2: Elektra Boogaloo won't be ready in time for summer 2008. 8. Still haven't found the perfect opportunity to have Kirsten Dunst sing "The Itsy Bitsy Spider." 7. Still haven't checked off "Lay Eggs" from list of "does whatever a spider can." 6. Like The Phantom Menace proved, a series doesn't hit its stride until the fourth installment. 5. Stan Lee needs a new solid gold yacht. 4. Kellogg's still has a bunch of leftover Spider-man cereal the need to "re-market." 3. Sony already working on Spider-man 4 PS3 game. 2. Four villains = 33% less character development. 1. Want to be the first movie to have a bigger budget than France.



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