Madness must be in the air, caused by the Vernal Equinox. It started with this tweet, which spawned this tweet, and then this tweet started the ball rolling. In the Gamer Assembly Chat we brainstormed for a while and came up with this. Kudos to the person who spots the two sequential lines containing a hidden message.

Simply roll a d6 and a d14 (or a d7 and a d12) to determine which code phrase to use when referring to D&D Next.

The Canary Eats The Sunshine In Russia The Squawking Goblin Sheds No Tears The Reindeer Has A Large Handbag Tomorrow’s Soup Is Made From Owlbears When The Troll Farts, Eat Baguettes The Bag of Holding Has Developed A Portable Hole Your Princess Is In Another Castle The Ioun Stones Have Reached A Count Of Nine The Drake Squats On The Rooftop In The Rain Beware The Dwarf The Lady Watches What The Devil Desires The Wizard No Longer Lives On The Coast The Captain Dropped his Keys The Portcullis Is Down But The Lever Is Stuck I Saw The Baker But His Bread Did Not Rise Today Loan Me Two Copper For A Silver Bullette Knock Three Times On The Tap Or All Ye’ll Have Is Elven Wine The Tomatoes Have Not Ripened In The Dark Sun The Sorcerer Heads Inland The Platinum Has Left The Coffers He Lost The Trail In A Pile Of Gold The Griffin No Longer Speaks In Riddles I Wanted To Play D&D And All I Got Was This Lousy NDA My Parents Left Me A Portable Hole Orcus Is My Butler The Vrocks Fly At Midday The Griffon Dueled The Snake But The Wizard Still Fell The Eagle And The Stork Do The Lambada At Midnight The Game That Shall Not Be Named I Never Learned Thieves’ Cant My Other Game System Uses Powers Never Mind The Medusa Save Or Die! Fiddling With Vecna Delayed Polymorph Hare Today, Gorgon Tomorrow Illithid Bard Incanatrix With A Flame Tongue Save Vs. Errata Seven Defences Are Too Many For Forum Trolls Now With 100% Fewer Power Sources Shadow Primal Arcane Psion-ACK! *dies* Learning Fate Causes Worry Monte Cook’s Lejendary Adventures The Hunter’s Arrow Missed The Housecat Ten Gold Pieces On The Housecat Last Night I Married a Bar Wench Half-Dwarf Half-Elf Is A Viable Race Succubus In Sensible Armour The Temple Of Ioun Endorses This Knowledge Best. Game. Ever! (Thank you @ComedyRockStar.) The Prince Was Hexed But She’s Adjusting Well My Squire Buckled In Half The Time Charisma Lacks The Bison’s Heart Society For The Restoration Of Vecna The Tour Of The Sunless Citadel Was Cancelled Due To Poor Lighting Conditions My Other Weapon Is A Vorpal Warhammer You Don’t Have To Go Home But The Universe Is Ending Save Time; Cast Gate I Had A Witty Passphrase But I Forgot It Keep Calm And Roll Initative (With a nod to @SkylandGames’s Twitter avatar.) The Alleys of Sigil Are Never Wrong Turns Thay It Ain’t So Golems Growl At Stirges’ Proboscii Gold Pieces Don’t Grow On Trees Thief, Dagger, Gold. Old Story. I Should Have Suspected When I Saw The Girdle’s Aura She Had Tea With Vecna’s Taxidermist Beware The +1 Letter Opener Of Justice Is That Your Hut Or Do You live In A Giant Chicken? Mind Your Tongue, Trolls Ahead Orcus Begone Or I’ll Put That Wand Where The Sun Shines Con Is Not My Dump Stat Death Is In The Eye Of The Beholder Drizzt Is Just An Elf In Makeup Just For The Record, A Fifteen Hits My AC Never Trust A Halfling With A Spatula And A Frying Pan Dire Canaries Make Great Travel Pillows Beware The Proboscis Never Put The Barbarian On Watch Three Eyes Between His Two Heads Black Dragons Smell Of Death At Night Dryads Never Dance Never Extend Xerxes’ Table



Contributors: @absentdm, @adampageuk, @brentnewhall, @brianliberge, @deusinnomen, @gameknightrvws, @paulbaalham, @twwombat, plus an honourable mention to @greywulf for planting the seeds of madness this morning.