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She can't die like that! The day her wrapper was opened and she laid eyes on her owner for the first time she knew it was her duty to protect his loins from the ever-present invisible dangers in the world. To guide and advise him on the ins and outs of safe sex practices. To keep him from siring a child until he is ready. And of course, to shield him from those bad influences like the Dildo Pony, who can't help but insert herself into other people's business, and that slutty Lube Pony who only cares about his own self satisfaction and gives sexual advice like "doesn't matter, had sex" and "Hey man, you're not the one who gets pregnant!" That is a war that cannot be won in one battle, and so she cannot be one-time-use-only.Not bad for something he got for free from a big bowl at the health clinic, is it?