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As instructed, local double-agents have been dispatched to obfuscate Bilderberg’s long-term intentions under the guise of “conspiracy theories.” If only they knew word of our plans to create a one-world government to oversee a massively reduced global population were, in fact, spread by an Illuminati mole intent on making even the mere mention of such deeds seem ludicrous. The deflections pile upon themselves.

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Anyway, the conference invitation proved to be well timed, as it would give me the opportunity to forgo a meeting with Thomas Mulcair. This was a great relief. It would be difficult to make economic arguments against the Dutch Disease theory with a straight face while simultaneously attempting to orchestrate the sublimation of the central Canadian economy!

Tuesday

Christy proved too precious to attend Western Premiers’ Conference today, but no matter. We have the photographs. After mentioning upcoming Bilderberg attendance, found my fellow elected leaders to be surprisingly pliant with regards to a Canadian Energy Strategy. The oil must flow. The pipelines will be built and the coming economic empire that will become my domain will prove most useful to the lizard people chairing the first working group at Bilderberg.

I’ve decided my first proposal there will focus on how to ensure ongoing favourable exchange rates.

I’m told the other attendees are amenable to Alberta’s position. They are most impressed with my assurances that we can provide energy security for the aristocracy as useless peasants wither from the poisoned vaccines: That further oilsands development in Athabasca will eventually prove to be solely responsible for a catastrophic climate change tipping point is, I’m told, synthesized with group’s longer-term “Global Death Plot” ambitions. The one-on-one sessions should be enlightening.