In the beginning, reddit created a secret santa program. On the first day, we were matched. On the second day, my gift was sent. On the third day, a Sega Nomad and several classical Sega Genesis games, the book: "Shit My Dad Says", one can of Campbell's Chunky Chicken Sausage and Rice soup, and one Burger King king bobble head arrived. On the fourth, fifth, and sixth days, fun was had. On the seventh day, reddit rested.