The horrors of an Eldritch Wedding. That possibly an alternate title to Billy Idols “White Wedding” in 1982. Okay, probably not.

Also there is nothing…. NOTHING… more satisfying to me than a good mother-in-law joke. This one’s going out to my ex-mother-in-law. It’s been over ten years and I still pray every night for you to be shot out of cannon onto a field of broken glass and lemon juice.

Unless you are feeling litigious in which case. Totally a joke, no hard feelings…. Please don’t sue me.