Now, just because you bought me Magic The Gathering card sleeves doesn't mean that I'm, like, a nerd or anything. Psh.. why would someone as cool as me into something so OBVIOUSLY such a big waste of time.

You clearly got me confused with some OTHER redditor or something. Hey, Mods? Are you guys reading this? Something clearly went wrong with Redditor Ryugi's assignment write up. Because I distinctly remembering that I wrote down that I wanted the weight lifting supplies and other cool things.

Oh. You want me to return the gift? No... I... Uh, don't even have Ryugi's address anymore. Guess I'll just throw these away or something.