Why Adrian Peterson To The Dallas Cowboys Is A Bad Idea by Tammy Garrett

With the NFL offseason in full swing, players normally take this time to relax and train for the upcoming season. But others, like Dallas Cowboys center Travis Frederick, spend part of their free time pulling pranks on teammates. And his latest victim was rookie and NFL All-Pro guard Zack Martin.

Here’s the setup: Frederick has gotten his teammate Martin to agree to make an appearance at a child’s bar mitzvah in Dallas on April 25th. The alleged fee for making this appearance? A whopping $30,000 a piece!

Here’s the catch: Frederick and Martin are going to have to do some rather odd things during this bar mitzvah in order to earn this money. On top of the fact the child, Noah, has no idea who they are! He wanted quarterback Tony Romo instead.

What you are about to hear is a phone conversation between Frederick, Martin and the child’s father, Ari Cohen, making the final arrangements for the event. Cohen also lists the ridiculous activities the two Cowboys players will have to take part in.

Unknown to Martin, the part of the father and the child are being played by popular radio hosts Ben & Skin from 105.3 The Fan out of Dallas.

Click below to hear the hilarious audio:

The phone prank starts with Cohen asking the two Cowboys’ player if they are taking notes. Then he begins to list all the things they’ll need to do while at the event.

1. They have to run through a paper barrier and announce the start of the party.

2. They’ll both wear two triple XXXL yamakas.

3. Both players will get into a large cake. Instead of yelling surprise, Noah will run into their arms and they will all three be in the cake together.

3. Noah’s apparently a big-boned boy. The Pro Bowlers will need to pull him aside and explain to him why he’ll never be able to play a skill position.

Suddenly, Noah gets on the phone and exclaims: “Nobody knows who you are! This is going to ruin my party! I wanted Romo!”

4. While in the cake with Noah, the two Dallas lineman must have an embarrassing conversation about the birds and the bees with him.

5. Finally, it is revealed Frederick will receive $30,000, while Martin will only receive $5,000. When Zack kindly refuses, Ari asks if he could do it for $12, 500.

Once the prank is revealed, Martin exclaims “Oh my god, that’s the greatest prank ever!”