Recumbent Bicycles

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First invented by some French asshole as an alternative for people who couldn’t afford an automobile because of the Great Depression, the recumbent bicycle started life as sad, dumb garbage and has remained so ever since. Today it stubbornly persists as a product that - compared to a normal bicycle - is harder to balance, steer, go uphill, and look dignified while riding. Not to mention the higher probability of being hit and killed by a car because they can’t see you in your stupid, wobbly, hard to steer shame-mobile. On the positive side they do go faster than normal bikes, meaning you will die earlier.

Recumbent Bicycles