Nutella picked the wrong market for its personalised jar stunt.

They may have misjudged the wacky, lowbrow sense of humour of Australians. They may have thought we were too sensible to make poop jokes. They may have assumed the Nutella shortage might make us more considerate. Even London could keep it classy.

But nope, Australia did what Australia does best. We took the new idea by Nutella — to personalise your label on a website — and destroyed it with bad, but hilarious jokes. Next time we won't get such a treat.

Someone at Nutella is surely shaking their head right now, thinking "why, Australia, why?" One smart guy even provided the rules, in case you were wondering why you can't have nice things.

Keep it clean you filthy east coast twitterati #mynutella pic.twitter.com/WE94Ol6Edd — Ketan Joshi (@KetanJ0) September 17, 2015

You can have a go yourself before Oct. 25. You need to purchase a jar of Nutella, go to this website and register your unique label. Although there is little chance of getting "dog farts" printed, it is worth it for a laugh.

Oh, and here is a regular person, someone you should all aspire to be like.