It seems our EPL All-Hair XI and Middle Earth XI have proved the catalyst to unleash the creative wrath of GFOPs everywhere. Next up, thanks to Angelo Puglisi and Jon Adams, we proudly present the LMFAO XI. During a recent pod, Davo had sworn he’d seen David Luiz performing at halftime of the Super Bowl. The Brazilian defender, used brazenly here as a midfielder, forms the emotional core of this fine side sampled from a great many of the world’s topflight leagues.

Goalkeeper: David JamesDefenders: Fabricio Coloccini, Carles Puyol, Alexi Lalas, Benoit Assou-EkottoMidfielders: David Luiz, Craig Johnston, Carlos Valderrama, Marouane FellainiForwards: Kevin Keegan, Ruud GullitManager: Diego Maradona