Carbon footprint hypocrite Al Gore has a vested interest in you believing in the man-made global warming hoax. The more you believe the more money he hauls in, which makes this story even more bizarre. The former VP is endorsing a penguin for Congress. Not someone who used to play for the Pittsburgh Penguins, but an actual flightless arctic bird. And the thing is, this is not a joke. For a guy with a financial interest in people buying into climate change, he sure doesn’t give us any reason to take him seriously.

Al Gore claims that he invented the Internet and now we know why. It was all about giving himself a platform to promote this ridiculous thing.

As you can see, Gore is putting his reputation on the line to endorse a female penguin named Earth running for Congress. He says that this penguin will heal the world and create millions of jobs in clean energy, something no other US Senator has the authority to attempt. This penguin will also reduce carbon emissions, which means Al Gore is voting against his own self-interest. He may have to turn the AC down on his mansion and limit his private jet flights.

The freakiest thing is, the f*cking penguin can talk. At the end of the video the penguin says, “I’m Earth and I approve this message.” This is less of a political ad and more of an Al Gore acid flashback. I have a feeling he dropped some LSD at some point in his youth and he saw a talking penguin running for Congress.

This psychedelic trip down memory lane is so immersive for Gore that he even created a website for this penguin candidate. Though it doesn’t specifically state it, I am certain that Earth the penguin is a democrat, but she also may be an illegal immigrant. Check out this bio:

In case you don’t already know, my name is Earth and I’m a penguin running for Congress. As a kid, my family had to leave our home in Antarctica due to loss of sea ice. So, we moved to the US, where I was able to grow up with a grassy yard, a white picket fence and a house that wasn’t melting. You know, the American dream.

The US has no immigration agreement with Antarctica, so it’s almost certain that Earth the penguin is in this country illegally. Democrats rely on illegal immigrants for votes and now they are running one of them for Congress. Wake up people, it’s the democrats who are trying to destroy our democracy, not the freely-elected President of the United States!

This penguin’s platform is to completely destroy the the coal, oil, and natural gas industries, which would not only send energy prices through the roof but also put millions of Americans out of work. On top of that, Earth the penguin managed to work in some gun control with her “Suns over over guns” slogan.

Get ready for a shock. I did some digging and the Federal Election Commission has no records of Earth the penguin running for Congress. This entire campaign is completely fake, which I think means Al Gore is committing election fraud. He’s also trying to influence a US election which makes him guilty of collusion.

Now here’s the punchline: In trying to promote the man-made global warming hoax, Al Gore is using a penguin running for Congress hoax. That’s liberalism in a nutshell: using bullshit to prove bullshit.

Back when I was a kid, every election year there were tons of lazy marketing campaigns to run corporate mascots and fictional characters for president: Count Chocula for president, Steve Urkle for president, Alfred E. Newman for president, etc… This is like that only way lamer. If Al Gore was worried that people aren’t taking climate change seriously, wait till he sees how they react to this weak sauce.