Because we live in a depraved and decadent world brimming over with sickness and loathing like so much urine from a nightclub toilet, a group of young men and women had the resources to create and consume the approximately two dozen deliberately nauseating pizzas eaten or otherwise referenced by Michelangelo in the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated series. Among them, pizzas made with hot fudge, peanut butter, clams and oatmeal. Naturally, this demonstration was filmed for the internet, and you will watch it.In a video that's remarkably reminiscent of the opening minutes of Cloverfield, before the yuppie partygoers become horribly maimed, exploded or killed (SPOILER), the Cinemassacre crew systematically attacks no fewer than 24 of Michelangelo's genuinely disgusting pizza recipes with similar results. To imagine pizzas with topping combinations like guacamole and marshmallow or peanut butter and clams is nauseating enough, but to watch other human beings actually put such awful things in their mouths and chew them is enough to make you puke -- and this video will bring you close to that action at several times.

In addition to numerous scenes of vomitous foodstuff, this video contains NSFW language, and should probably not be watched by anybody. A complete list of the pizzas sampled can be found below.

Tuna fish, peanut butter and grape jelly

Peanut butter and clams

Peanut butter, avocado and extra pickles

Marshmallow and pepperoni

Marshmallow and asparagus

Guacamole and Marshmallow

Butterscotch, onions and anchovies

Tea and toast

Chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce

Chocolate-chip

Chocolate fudge with extra garlic

Chocolate fudge, sardine, chili pepper, whipped cream

Anchovies and hot fudge

Pepperoni and hot fudge

Pepperoni and pickles

Jelly bean and sausage

Salami pizza with double yogurt

Shredded coconut and sweet pickles

Strawberry with anchovy sauce

Hot oatmeal

Popcorn

Anchovies and bananas

Goulash

Granola and liquorish

[Via Blastr]