*man is staring down at child* boy: what are you looking at mister? man: ...i bet i could throw you at least ten yards boy: dad! *father comes over* father: what is it son? boy: he just threatened to throw me! father: how far? man: ten yards father: no way man: i totally can father: well, i think this is about then yards between us right now *man picks up boy* boy: ahh! *man throws boy into air* *boy lands short of his father* *boy is on the ground in front of the father* father: told you so