Citing high overhead, International House of Pancakes has announced that they will cut the Tootiness of their Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity Breakfast, a top seller on their menu. We asked a customer how he felt:

“Wait, am I supposed to call it the ‘Rooty Fresh and Fruity’ now? That doesn’t roll off the tongue like it used to. I might as well go to Ruth’s Chris Steak House.”

Another customer asked me where the nearest Denny’s was, but we here at Channel 28 only eat breakfast at McDonald’s, where we think they should rename the Egg McMuffin the ‘Ham McMuffin’, since they all have eggs in them. Since we couldn’t offer directions to Denny’s, said customer refused to comment further.

Enjoy it while it lasts, IHOP fans. The Tooty ends June 11th.