1 Sins of the Past No Disclaimer

2 Chariots of War No Disclaimer

3 Dreamworker No Disclaimer

4 Cradle of Hope No babies were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

5 The Path Not Taken No Disclaimer

6 The Reckoning No Disclaimer

7 The Titans No Disclaimer

8 Prometheus Iolaus was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, the green egg men went on to live long and prosperous lives

9 Death in Chains No Jumbo-Sized Cocktail Rats were harmed during the production of this motion picture

10 Hooves and Harlots No Males, Centaurs, or Amazons were harmed during the production of this motion picture

11 The Black Wolf No Disclaimer

12 Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts No oversized Polynesian-style Bamboo Horses were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, many wicker lawn chairs gave their lives.

13 Athens City Academy of

the Performing Bards The producers would like to acknowledge and pay tribute to Stanley Kubrick, Kirk Douglas, and all those who were involved with the making of the film classic Spartacus.

14 A Fistful of Dinars No Ambrosia was spilled, spoiled, or in any way harmed during the production of this motion picture. (Thanks to the indefinite shelf life of marshmallows.)

15 Warrior...Princess Neither Xena nor her remarkably coincidental identical twin, Diana, were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

16 Mortal Beloved No Winged Harpies were harmed or sent to a fiery grave during the production of this motion picture

17 The Royal Couple of Thieves No Ancient and Inflexible Rules governing moral behavior were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

18 The Prodigal Meleager the Mighty, the generally Tipsy and Carousing Warrior-For-Hire, was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

19 Altared States No Unrelenting or Severely Punishing Deities were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

20 Ties That Bind No Fathers, Spiritual or Biological were harmed during the production of this motion picture.

21 The Greater Good Excessive belching can cause brain damage and social ostracism. Kids, please don't give in to peer pressure. Play it safe

22 Callisto Joxer's nose was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, his crossbow was severely damaged.

23 Death Mask No messenger doves were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, several are reportedly missing in action and search-and-rescue efforts are underway.