The sexual tensions between Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob seem to finally be taking shape. Points go to Team Edward, as the jury's still out on whether one of these toys will ever be made with wolf hair on it. The most disturbing things about this character-branded (not officially) product are as follows:

1) It sparkles in sunlight because there's nothing people enjoy more than taking their toys outdoors for all the neighbors to see.

2) It's temperature sensitive, which means that if you leave it in the fridge, it'll hold its "cold" temperature so anyone can pretend that Edward is actually "there."

3) Was it mentioned already that this product is meant to mimic a cold, vampire's member?