Twitter and Facebook are buzzing with posts inviting women who don’t have Valentine’s Day plans to join “Botox parties,” or enjoy discount lip injections, breast implants or other procedures. Some are even receiving personal email invitations to similar events from their dermatologists and oral surgeons. Capitalizing on romantic lingo, they urge women to “love the way you look” this Valentine’s Day, or come in for a romantic day of “love and beauty and celebrating you.”

actual email subject from my dermatologist's office: "Fuller Lips & Free Botox: Our Valentine's Day Gift to You" pic.twitter.com/oUomSSCyYz — lucyswope (@lucyswope) February 3, 2015

For all that effort, it seems the intended customers aren’t buying it. Most of the events on Facebook have little to no engagement, while blog and Twitter chatter on the topic is almost exclusively provided by the professionals offering those holiday specials. The few women who have posted online have done so with a level of disgusted sarcasm.