A Very Brief Public Apology It's too painful to write down. Have a listen and hear two broken men try to explain/excuse/console themselves. With a bonus comedy sketch from deep in the previous employer archives because we felt bad.

Category: Direct download: A_Very_Brief_Public_Apology.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:02pm AEST

#169 - A Load of Bull Other possible titles: Tipping into Irrelevance, On the edge of the youth zeitgeist, Pumping It up and Mucking Around, The Puppet and the Master, Rated X and It Takes a Village to Raise a Podcast Outdated references in this episode: Pearl Jam, Tony Martin and Alex Dimitriades in Wildside, Geppetto, Corey Worthington (Bernardi), The Comedy Company. Links Donate (To become a part of the wider community) Facebook (To join the conversation) Instagram (To see a raft of images which are tenuously connected to the podcast) Twitter (To abuse, troll, and send death threats to us)

Category: Direct download: 169_-_A_Load_of_Bull.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:49am AEST

#167 - The Right to Remain Soft After a few months off we come back with some big questions: Is it okay to rat out your soft mates? Is barracking a form of sexual release? How many times can we discuss "Ethnic Dad, Johnny"? What kind of pranks are George Clooney and Matt Damon actually playing on set? Is Nick a George Clooney apologist? And please send through your 50 word blurb to describe Nick Maxwell (must contain at least one mention of the word dark). Best blurb wins a "Sweetest Plum Rocks Cumbah Grammar" Sticker. Plum Facebook Twitter Instagram

Category: Direct download: 167_-_The_Right_to_Remain_Soft.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 5:45pm AEST

#163 - A Raucous Free-For-All Rejected Episode Titles: Third Time’s a Charm, Dedicated to the Boys in Blue, A Shit Ton of Pies, An Underwhelming Existential Nightmare, The Return of Pud and Mudguts and I Can’t Believe I Said That!!!?!

Category: Direct download: 163_-_A_Raucous_Free-For-All.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:38pm AEST

#161 - An Element of Ennui Ennui: (noun) A feeling of listlessness and dissatisfaction arising from a lack of occupation or excitement. Things contributing to the Ennui: Kane Cornes, AFL Trade Radio, Nick Giannopoulos, Real Estate Agents, Life Insurance Agents, Karl Stefanovic and the Yarbrough Family (otherwise known as the "Yarbies").

Category: Direct download: 161_-_An_Element_of_Ennui.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:26pm AEST

#160 - The Cocktail Hour It's the cocktail hour, so kick back with a series of liquids and slip an old CD of smooth jazz covers (or in Dec's case Prodigy remixes) into the five stacker. Plus, Nick's full review of Trade Radio's fashion choices, including Damian Barrett's Designer T-Shirts, and Kane Cornes' Hannibal Lecter mask.

Category: Direct download: 160_-_The_Cocktail_Hour.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:50pm AEST

#157 - Pilot Season Implicated in this episode: Channel Ten's Pilot Season, Sam Dastyari, Declan's high school music teacher, the music teachers wife, a kid called Ralphy who played the saxophone in year ten, Blackheart and Sparrows, Radio Hosts who can't stop talking about how much they love their bosses.

Category: Direct download: 157_-_Pilot_Season.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:15pm AEST

#156 - A Couple of Cats Implicated in this episode: Wayne Rooney, Robert DiPierdomenico, Craig Foster, Mark Bosnich, Happy Henry and some guy who stared at nick on the tram. Today's episode proudly sponsored by Dr Robert Hand, who's offering all Sweetest Plum listeners a free stomach pump.

Category: Direct download: 156_-_A_Couple_of_Cats_2.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:38pm AEST

#152 - An Odd Bedside Manner Proudly Bought to you by Nick, Dec and The Vasect. Things discussed/defamed: Food trucks, people who drink in parks, Ronaldhino, Apple Store employees, Declan's childhood GP, our previous employer, people who think they add humour to their workplace, heavy metal drummers, anyone who loves talking about how they work in telly.

Category: Direct download: 152_-_An_Odd_Bedside_Manner.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:18pm AEST

#151 - The Castrati Party Rejected titles for this episode: Judgement Night, Don't Spare The Horses, God's Joke on Us, A F*cking Very Big Salary, Three Blokes and a Dog, Rattle and Plum, The Very Model of a Million Dollar Publican. Individuals Implicated: Stu Laundy, Sophie Monk, Evil Greg, Dangerous Steve, Our previous employer, Stanley Kubrick, Bono, Edge, U2 and Farinelli.

Category: Direct download: 151_-_The_Castrati_Party.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:28pm AEST

#150 - The Double Spike In a wild manoeuvre that would horrify our previous employer, we've managed to combine two big spike shows, our Christmas Special and our 150th episode, into one giant double spike. And to top it off, we've may have put a joke on a joke.

Category: Direct download: 150_-_The_Double_Spike.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:27am AEST

#146 - Signs of Death Beware black crows. And magpies. And plovers. And whatever the hell bird Declan was talking about. And beware parking anywhere near Geoffrey Edelsten. To grab one of the leather Plum keychains donate at this link... www.thesweetestplum.com.au/donate/

Category: Direct download: 146_-_Signs_of_Death.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:26am AEST

#139 - The Streak is Over The 4 week streak comes to an abrupt end, but we move forward. We begin with the basics of human communication, then slow sink down down the passive aggressive plug hole. And we'll trawl through U2 tracks to find the #worstU2Lyric Follow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The-Sweetest-Plum-121171371257577/ Or twitter: @sweetestplum Or if you're feeling generous, donate on our website: https://thesweetestplum.com.au/donate/

Category: Direct download: 139_-_The_Streak_is_Over.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:32pm AEST

#131 - The Pre-Apology To make up for the months we were away, we've organised a gig for listeners called The Public Apology. It's Sunday, October 16, 500pm at the Rochester Hotel, 202 Johnston St, Fitzroy. And it's five bucks on the door. This episode was meant to promote it, but we forgot to mention it for twenty minutes.

Category: Direct download: 131_The_Pre-Apology.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:49pm AEST

129 - Walk Like An Egyptian People implicated in this episode: Michael Jackson, Phil Collins, Prince, Andrew Gaze, John Travolta and the entire cast of Wild Hogs (even though we don't know who they are) and some guy just trying to have a coffee, but he's got his kid there.

Category: Direct download: 129_Walk_Like_an_Egyptian.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 5:47am AEST

#126 - A Public Apology If Nick and Declan's negligence in not posting an episode for almost six months has hurt or offended anyone, then we wish to make a full, unreserved apology. And thanks to everyone at Crazy Domains for their ongoing support.

Category: Direct download: 126_A_Public_Apology.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:48pm AEST

#125 - Relaunching the Brand Nick and Dec decide it’s time to relaunch the brand, so they pack it up for prospecting in Sovereign Hill. Absolutely not brought to you in any way by Billy Guyatts.

Category: Direct download: Relaunching_the_Brand_1.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:37pm AEST

#121 - A Macabre Spectacle This week's burning questions... Why is Neil Perry dressed in a lobster suit? How should you react if Grant Denyer cracks out his Con the Fruiterer impersonation? And just how many hours does Terry Wallace spend in his tanning bed?

Category: Direct download: A_Macabre_Spectacle.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 5:04pm AEST

#116 - The Correspondathon (Part 2) The administrative saga continues and we go deep into the second hour of unfinished correspondence. Join the toboggan ride, as we hurtle through the Black Eyed Peas, Beyonce and Billy Joel, before plunging into the river of dreams.

Category: Direct download: The_Correspondathon_Part_2.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:04pm AEST

#113 - Don't Shoot The Messenger For as this appalling ocean surrounds the verdant land, so in the soul of man there lies one insular Tahiti, full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life. God keep thee! Push not off from that isle, thou canst never return.

Category: Direct download: Dont_Shoot_The_Messenger.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:25pm AEST

#106 - The Shameless Plug This is meant to be a plug for our live shows, but the whole thing gets thrown off track when nick receives an ominous text message.

Category: Direct download: The_Shameless_Plug.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:43am AEST

#105 - The Fermentation Process Dec's dental bill is in danger of sending him broke, while Nick's brain is danger of sending him over the edge. And we manage to do the longest, most self-indulgent and confusing plug for our live shows. Proudly bought to you by the hottest new app, "Bye Guys".

Category: Direct download: The_Fermentation_Process.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 5:15pm AEST

#101 - The Top Hat Nick and Dec finally manage to meet up in the granny flat behind Nick's new house where there seems to be a few plumbing problems. Proudly bought to you by our brand new sponsor, "Mr Magoo's Paw Paw Ointment"

Category: Direct download: The_Top_Hat.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:06pm AEST

#99 - Horror Movie We toast our 99th episode with a bottle of medium priced Shiraz, but Nick finds that bad song lyrics are shocking him right out of his brain.

Category: Direct download: Horror_Movie.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:56pm AEST

#98 - People Forget Dec learned how to talk to girls at a nightclub from a guy called Ralph, while Nick learned sex education from a word find puzzle. It explains quite a lot.

Category: Direct download: People_Forget.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:38am AEST

#97 - Monkey Shoulder Nick gets more than he wants from his wine tasting, while Dec struggles to brief someone with lies. And they both learnn that sometimes corporate does equal class.

Category: Direct download: Monkey_Shoulder.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:39am AEST

#96 - Lady and the Trampoline Nick dreams of spiders. And a spot on a royal commision. Dec just dreams of a computer that doesn't crash. And we play the Sweetest Plum Drinking Game and hope that listeners don't get alcohol poisoning.

Category: Direct download: Lady_and_the_Trampoline.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:57pm AEST

#93 - Live to Tape Nick and Dec would like to make a full apology for this episode. Please respect their privacy while they spend time with their families on the family property.

Category: Direct download: Live_to_Tape_1.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:51pm AEST

#82 - The Bluebird Tattoo The title makes it sound like an old film noir movie, but it's really not. Background Reading for this episode: The Encyclopedia of Flowers, Matthew Flinders Cat and 100 Mr Men Books.

Category: Direct download: The_Bluebird_Tattoo.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:27am AEST

#80 - A Good Bit of Produce On our 80th show anniversary, Nick tries a new career, Dec learns a new term and we both experience another traumatic flashback to our previous employer. Proudly bought you by by a very successful and well regarded wholesale butcher.

Category: Direct download: A_Good_Bit_of_Produce.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:01pm AEST

#79 - An Open Dialogue Nick launches a literary career and Dec launches a tirade of abuse at a parking inspector. Proudly bought to you by the good people at Woolies in Werribee.

Category: Direct download: an_open_dialogue.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:01am AEST

#74 - A New Locale This week we've been forced to broadcast from an all new locale, although the the exact same things are still winding us up. Proudly bought to you by Maxwell's Marvellous Medicine.

Category: Direct download: A_New_Locale.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:12am AEST

#72 - Remedial Sinatra Sorry for the delay. This is the last one we recorded before Dec disappeared to have a kid... Dec is confused by maths, Nick is confused by massage, and some kid Dec went to school with is very confused about Frank Sinatra.

Category: Direct download: Remedial_Sinatra.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:34pm AEST

#70 - Live Comedy Festival Plumcast with Lawrence Mooney and Wilbur Wilde Recorded in the prime time of 11pm last thursday. It faetures Steven Gates on guitar, Lawrence Mooney on left wing rants and Wilbur Wilde on Alto Sax and very long, but highly amusing Oz Rock anecdotes. Apologies for the occasional buzz and crackle in the audio, the old Commodore 64 had black smoke pouring out of it by the end of the night. There's one more live show to come, this Thursday, April 18 at Trades Hall. You can grab tickets on the door.

Category: Direct download: Comedy_festival_Plumcast_Number_1.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:23pm AEST

#68 - Live Plum Publicity Podcast There's a brand new plumcast with a special guest coming real soon, but before then, here's a slightly gratuitous piece of self-promotion for our live gigs at Trades Hall for the Melbourne Comedy Festival on April 11 and April 18. Most of it is Nick worrying about whether anyone will turn up, whether it will be any good, or whether he'll just be abused by drunks at the bar. Book tix here.. https://www.bellaunion.com.au/program_guide/show_662/

Category: Direct download: Live_Plum_Publicity_Podcast.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:14am AEST

#67 - Keepin' Busy Nick is fighting with Foxtel, Dec is fighting with some guy carrying too much mineral water and Rod Stewart's audience are just fighting themselves. All proudly bought to you by your local Sportsbar.

Category: Direct download: Keepin_Busy.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:10am AEST

#66 - The Annual Ryan Shelton Special After almost a year Ryan Shelton lets us back in his kitchen and we waste alot of time thanking him for doing so. Then we spend way too long talking about Pat Cash. The rest of it is pretty much about Nick's paranoid run-ins with members of the public.

Category: Direct download: Firm_Friends_with_Ryan_Shelton.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:29pm AEST

#65 - Brando's Foot We start off with flat cokes and things sort of go downhill from there. Proudly bought to you by our newest sponsor, Reeking Ron.

Category: Direct download: Brandos_Foot.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:28am AEST

#63 - The Denial of Self Nick tries boiling all his anxiety down to a single high-pitched noise, while Dec shells out hundreds of dollars for a bucks night. And why it's never a good idea to talk about Johnny Pancakes. Hang in their long enough, you can hear Nick's Big Boy fantasy.

Category: Direct download: The_Denial_of_Self.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:24pm AEST

#62 - All About the Thumb Nick decides this year will be all about the thumb. Dec finds out why all your goods should be sold fully furnished. And we both wonder how the hell to develop a swagger. PS - Sorry this episode is up late, we've thrown in a few extra minutes to make up for it. (Plus it was finished at 2.30am the day Dec came back from holidays and he couldn't be bothered working out which bit to cut out)

Category: Direct download: All_About_the_Thumb.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:25am AEST

New Year's Eve Couchdown It's the last hours of 2012. Nick wants to crack out the mistletoe one last time. And Dec just wants to buy a safe couch, but it's not as easy as you think.

Category: Direct download: New_Years_Eve_Couchdown.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:11am AEST

Post Plummas Celebration We basically spend 40 minutes telling eachother how good the live show was. And Nick may have accidentally discovered his life's calling.

Category: Direct download: Post_Plummas_Celebration.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:14am AEST

Merry Plummas - Live We did a live show. People turned up. And somehow we didn't completely balls it up. With special guests Stephen Gates and Geraldine Quinn. Special Thanks to ian jackson for mixing and recording the whole thing, and for putting up with our voices burning holes in his ear drums.

Category: Direct download: Merry_Plummas_Live.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:12am AEST

Merry Plummas Preview It starts with us promoting our live podcast and ends with the audience spattered in blood.

Category: Direct download: Merry_Plummas_Preview.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:09pm AEST

For The Birds We record the episode in Dec's backyard and the neighbours get an unexpected lesson in big boys and glorses.

Category: Direct download: For_The_Birds.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:30am AEST

Eyes on the Prize Nick learns to keep his eyes on the prize, but unfortunately the prize always seems to involve alcohol. Plus the usual Big Boy sightings.

Category: Direct download: Eye_on_the_Prize.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:07pm AEST

Seeping into the Floorboards Dec learns how to make people like him and Nick learns a new way to play Mario Kart.

Category: Direct download: Seeping_into_the_floorboards.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:06am AEST

On the Turn Nick learns that Strawberries aren't meant to be black. Dec learns that there's no point attacking the internet. And Nathan Tinkler learns you can lead a horse to the magic millions but you can't make it win.

Category: Direct download: On_the_turn.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:46pm AEST

Behind the Oriental Screen Nick thinks it's best for everyone if his family just send him off to a home around the age of 45.

Category: Direct download: Behind_the_oriental_screen.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:49pm AEST

A Fistful of Cab Charges Find out how the commercial radio industry runs on cab charges, why you should never take your dumbells to a nightclub and which of the four noble truths involves swallowing bottles of red wine. Proudly bought to you by our favourite new radio station, CAB FM.

Category: Direct download: A_Fistful_of_Cab_Charges.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:59pm AEST

Gone to Restaurant Dec explains how he survived as a young pie boy, Nick tells the true stroy behind his wonky eye and gradually they both lose the power to speak. And, Do you have what it takes to complete the Big Boy Challenge? This episode proudly bought to you by the power of Raw Power Protein Powder.

Category: Direct download: Gone_to_Restaurant.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:33am AEST

Moving Forward Dec does battle with call centres, while Nick explores a new method of dealing with possums. And Mick Malthouse just wants to keep moving forward.

Category: Direct download: Moving_Forward.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:43am AEST

Toot Toot Pop Domestic coping, big boy straddling and the adventures of Pud and Mud guts. Proudly bought to you by the good people of fresshmeat.com

Category: Direct download: Toot_Toot_Pop.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 5:48pm AEST

Going Up To See Corporate. Nick and Dec get thet their first writing job since being axed off the radio. Things don't start off that well. Plus we find out what happens when a big boy goes out with a big girl.

Category: Direct download: Going_up_to_see_corporate.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:23pm AEST

A Slender Neck Travel Anecdotes punctuated with a couple of cock jokes. That's about it really. And the usual big boy correspondence.

Category: Direct download: A_Slender_Neck_1.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:22pm AEST

Home Sweet Homeboy Topics discussed: Slipknot, Buckethead, homeboys, strip clubs, nightclubs, drink cards and fancy dress parties. It's all bought to you by Big Boy Fries.

Category: Direct download: Home_Sweet_Homeboy.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:17am AEST

A Grey Skin Bag Neck meat, young arsonists and more big boys sightings. And why you should never get your life philosophy from dodgy Indian restaurants.

Category: Direct download: A_Grey_Skin_Bag.mp3 Category: general -- posted at: 9:05pm AEST

A New Direction Nick shows off some of his best pick up lines. Dec gets another audition. And listeners do some more big boy spotting. Plus, Nick shares some helpful hints for putting yoour child to sleep.

Category: Direct download: a_new_direction.mp3 Category: general -- posted at: 2:44pm AEST

Boom Boom Pow Nick reclines back and gives Dec advice on showering, speaking and poker playing. The whole thing makes Declan increasingly uncomfortable.

Category: Direct download: Boom_Boom_Pow.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 11:12pm AEST

Wet Weather Program Nick starts off utterly bereft of hope, but then gets some unexpected news which may change his whole view of the world. And for some reason Dec's dentist thinks he might be disabled. Meanwhile, the show gets a slightly concerning invitation from some listeners.

Category: Direct download: Wet_Weather_Program.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:03am AEST

Craving an Intervention Nick needs someone to tell him what to do. Dec needs a decent audition. They both need a decent slogan to stick on Sweetest Plum T-Shirt. Plus there's a journalist taking notes in the background waiting to stitch them both up.

Category: Direct download: Craving_an_Intervention.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:50pm AEST

Best Ever Soups Nick peruses Dec's Bookshelf and doesn't like what he finds. Plus we learn the subtle difference between a big boy and a joy boy. And find out what happened in the sad tale of Bumblebee.

Category: Direct download: Best_ever_soups.mp3 Category: general -- posted at: 11:00am AEST

Plight of the Bumblebee It starts off quite nicely and then Nick gets a text message which sends him to a very bad place. There's also some fairly average singing.

Category: Direct download: Plight_of_the_Bumblebee.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:59pm AEST

Straight to the Shredder The show starts with the worst ever rendition of a David Bowie Song and goes downhill from there. If you make through, there's cool office layouts, fruit warehouse etiquette and why everyone should be driving out of their office with a chocolate cake on the roof. All bought to you by our brand new sponsor menwholooklikewebs.com





Category: Direct download: Straight_to_the_Shredder_Final.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:13pm AEST

Stay Gold Johnny Boy There is an absurd amount of discussion about all you can eat restaurants and male sex enhancement medication. That's about it really.

Category: Direct download: Stay_Gold_Johnny_Boy.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:44pm AEST

The Ten Hour Suit Dec explains why the trivia industry is on it's knees. Nick explains why you should be back at work right after giving birth. And we share our top tips on surviving your next health inspection.

Category: Direct download: The_Ten_Hour_Suit.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:21pm AEST

Our Day on a Plate We find out what C-list celebrities eat for lunch. And we meet the newest rising star of stage and screen, The Swizzler. Plus, we eavesdrop on a press conference from everyone's favourite AFL operations manager, Adrian Anderson.

Category: Direct download: Our_day_on_a_plate.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:30pm AEST

The Little Cowboy Hat How to mess up your kids. Why directors should carry a second cowboy hat. And why you should never take your dad to the poker tables. Proudly bought to you by the good people at shinonabathub.com

Category: Direct download: The_Little_Cowboy_Hat_Final.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:09am AEST

A Full Nervous Breakdown Nick gets ripped off by his mechanic. Dec learns why romance doesn't belong at the bowling alley. And former NBL Basketball Legend Dean Uthoff opens a cold fish restaurant. All proudly bought to you by the good people at newmoneyjournal.com

Category: Direct download: Bubble_and_Squeak.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:43am AEST

The Trashcan Accident Nick waits for a tow truck driver who never comes. Dec keeps him company with some self indulgent childhood anecdotes.

Category: Direct download: The_Trashcan_Accident.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:20pm AEST

Living the Dream We broke into the house Dec's girlfriend was housesitting to record this. Please don't tell her.

Category: Direct download: Living_the_Dream.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:52pm AEST

The Accidental Christmas Special A bunch of self-indulgent anecdotes to make you feel much better about your own family Chrsitmas. Plus Nick reveals how Shane Warne barbecued his hand and Dec gets his big break auditioning to play a ioaf of bread.

Category: Direct download: The_Accidental_Christmas_Special_SP.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:32pm AEST

Return To Durst The evolution of airconditioning. Booze Less Be your Best. Brotherly Bonding. Swimming on the Ceiling. Old Man Moments.

Category: Direct download: Return_to_Durst.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:38am AEST

Talk on the Wildside Nick welcomes Dec back into his home. Dec pays tribute to Australian theatre. Nick names his perfect personalised number plate. And together they try to spot the difference between fireworks and lemon chicken.

Category: Direct download: Talk_on_the_Wildside_4.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:26am AEST

On the Nose For some reason this week's show keeps coming back to noses. There's also stuff about Vanilla Ice, Robert Allenby, Marlon Brando and the Australian Cricket Team and some guy called Ralph.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_On_The_Nose.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:29pm AEST

The Sweet Return After becoming another dead body on the commercial radio corpse pile, the Sweetest Plum returns to where it all began - Two arseholes yelling into a Mac in their kitchen. They've Learnt Nothing.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_The_Return_2.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:03pm AEST

If The Car Shoe Fits The wrong way to order a fillet o' fish. The right way to dress like a Prince. The horrible way to traumatise your child like Buster Keaton. Hit The Bricks: Ed Hardy, Andrew Rochford, and Alex Dimitriades. And a drastically misjudged conversation about the film Head On.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Episode_14.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:13pm AEST

The Annual Home and Design Issue Brighten your day with barefeet and berets, light up your loungeroom with DJ Style Turntables, and why no home is complete without a postmodern motorcycle. Then if all else fails, shut your kids up with some free shit.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Episode_12.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 6:07pm AEST

Thankyou for Not Wearing Hats Dermott Brereton drops by to do your missus. Nick launches his new game show "Who's got a massive snoz?" And why you should invest every last cent in e_dogs. The show that comes 42 months interest free, until they find you and break your legs.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Episode_11Z.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 7:48pm AEST

Garfunkle vs Garfunkle A conga line of arseholes drop by to commiserate our tenth show in a row - Dennis Lillie, Mark Webber, Art Garfunkle, Mel Gibson, Diego Maradonna's dog, while Kirk Pengilly just fucks everything.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Episode_10.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:10pm AEST

Coo Coo Some Brain Dust The Longing for Two Laptops. The wise words of Dermott Brereton. AFL players tunnel through shit. Nick Shanghais some roundies. Daryl Somers does it for the nation. Hit the bricks - Chat Roulette, The Eagles and Ridley Scott.

Category: Direct download: The_Sweetest_Plum_Episode_9.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:40am AEST

Where Eagles Dare Frank Lowry gives everyone a great big Pearl Necklace. Hey Hey it's off to LA. Ian Collins covers up his corpse pile. The Return of Rudd PM. Hit The Bricks - Sepp Blatter, Russell Crowe, Twilight.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Episode_8.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:53pm AEST

Bonus Plum - Rudd PM speaks out For two years Rudd PM was the all conquering action hero on Rove, now in his darkest hour he gives an exclusive interview to The Sweetest Plum. Subscribe to the sweetest plum on iTunes... http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-sweetest-plum-podcast/id374949075 Or find us on facebook... http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Sweetest-Plum/121171371257577?ref=ts

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Kevin_Rudd.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:11am AEST

Reality Based Martial Arts Harry Kewell gets a light tug. Sepp Blatter keeps everyone in suspenders. Nicks Mourn's the Death of the Mixed Business. A Tale of Two Hockey Stores. Feel the Power of Force Feeding. Help me Obi Warwick Kenobe, you're my only hope. All Proudly Bought to you by wizzardcapper.com.au

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Episode_7.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:54pm AEST

Gratuitous Self Promotion Post Subscribe on iTunes... http://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-sweetest-plum-podcast/id374949075 Follow on Twitter... http://twitter.com/sweetestplum And The Obligatory Facebook Fanpage... http://www.facebook.com/?sk=messages&tid=1142788347488#!/pages/The-Sweetest-Plum/121171371257577?ref=ts All proudly brought to you by... wizardcapper.com.au Category: general -- posted at: 4:05pm AEST

World Cup Runneth Over Birrarung Marr - your ultimate family friendly experience. Diego Maradona - A Tale of Two Toilets. Ray Hudson - Greatest Ever Commentator. The tears of a clown in the meat packing district. Nick opens a big bag of boo hoo on his daily diet. Hit the Bricks - FM Radio and Just for Men.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Episode_6.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 8:35pm AEST

Old Style Country Hospitality We pay tribute to Dennis Hopper with a five minute long anecdote stolen from Wim Wenders. Nick reviews eight minutes of Hey Hey its Saturday. Why you should always cover your eyes around Maradona. And we find out if all tennis players are sluts.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Episode_5a.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:05pm AEST

Experience the Sparkle Nick gives Formula One two tiny thumbs up. We discuss DIY Possum Control - All you need is a half eaten peach and a hessian sack. SBS launches it's new show - Ned Zelic in a spa with some hot sluts. What does the death penalty have to do with hungry seagulls? Hit the Bricks: Traffic reporters and Married Couples.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Episode_4a.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:42pm AEST

Generation Y's Barometer of Cool Every Rose has it's own line of sneakers. Max Walker's new book: How to Hurt a Homeless Guy. Jeff Thomson refuses to toe the line. Hit the Bricks: Ridley Scott, Russell Crowe, Tony Abbot and Nick Brack's neck. Harry Kewell's head. The Tyranny of Two Dad's.

Category: Direct download: Sweetest_Plum_Epsiode_3a.mp3 Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:29am AEST

The Second Suck Father can you spare some pink nail polish? The garden salad of good and evil. Win a dream date with Pim Verbeek. Classic Cock Ups: Cats in the Cradle. Boo Hoo: The Horror of Health Reform. Bunnings: Low Self Esteem is Just the Beginning. Hit the Bricks: Melbourne City Council/Ticketmaster.

Category: Direct download: sweetest_plum_episode_2.m4a Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:14am AEST