If the 45 presidents of the United States had served in the world of Zootopia, what would their names have been?

Several months ago, I decided to start making a list. I was able to quickly fill in many that were easy puns, but several eluded me for a while. But finally, my list is complete.

Several are good. Several are not.

George Washington (George Oxington)

John Adams (John Beaverdams)

Thomas Jefferson (Thomas Jeffurson)

James Madison (James Mawison)

James Monroe (James Monroo)

John Quincy Adams (John Quincy Beaverdams)

Andrew Jackson (Andrew Jackrabbitson)

Martin Van Buren (Martin Van Furen)

William Henry Harrison (William Henry Hareison)

John Tyler (John Tyger)

James K. Polk (James K. Pork)

Zachary Taylor (Zachary Tail)

Millard Fillmore (Millard Foalmore)

Franklin Pierce (Franklion Pierce)

James Buchanan (James Bunchanan)

Abraham Lincoln (Abraham Lynx)

Andrew Johnson (Andshrew Johnson)

Ulysses S. Grant (Ulysses S. Goat)

Rutherford B. Hayes (Rutherford B. Graze)

James A. Garfield (James A. Garfieldmouse)

Chester A. Arthur (Chester A. Aardvark)

Grover Cleveland (Goatver Cleveland)

Benjamin Harrison (Benjamin Hareison)

Grover Cleveland (Goatver Cleveland)

William McKinley (William McKitley)

Theodore Roosevelt (Theodore Roosepelt)

William Howard Taft (William Howl Taft)

Woodrow Wilson (Woodrow Woolson)

Warren G. Harding (Warren G. Herding)

Calvin Coolidge (Calvin Coolhedge)

Herbert Hoover (Herbert Hooves)

Franklin D. Roosevelt (Franklin D. Roosepelt)

Harry S. Truman (Hare S. Truman)

Dwight D. Eisenhower (Dwight D. Eisenhowl)

John F. Kennedy (John F. Cameldy)

Lyndon B. Johnson (Lambdon B. Johnson)

Richard M. Nixon (Ricarda M. Vixen)

Gerald R. Ford (Giraffe R. Ford)

James Earl Carter (James Squirrel Carter)

Ronald Reagan (Ronald Preygan)

George H. W. Bush (George H. W. Bushytail)

William J. Clinton (Billygoat Clinton)

George W. Bush (George W. Bushytail)

Barack Obama (Barack Obaama)

Donald J. Trump (Donald J. Trunk)



(Trunk I didn’t come up with myself. It has been used by others.)

Thank you for reading my list of preysidents and predsidents.