Interviewed: ██████ █████.

Interviewer: Dr. █████.

Foreword: ██████ was apprehended on ██/██/████, shortly after SCP-XXXX was contained.

<Begin Log>

Dr. █████: "We have a few questions we'd like to ask you. Do you remember possessing a book named "Dr. ██████████████'s Howlers"?

██████ █████: "Only for a while."

Dr. █████: "How did you obtain it?"

██████ █████: "I got a letter in the post one day, from some company or another. Thought it was a job offer at first, but I hadn't applied for anything. So I took another look, and I suppose I was right. Turns out it was from a doctor or something. To be honest, he sounded like a looney."

Dr. █████: "What did the letter say?"

██████ █████: "Oh, I don't remember the whoole thing. “Now's your chance to make the world laugh!” “This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!", that sorta thing."

Dr. █████: "I assume you responded?"

██████ █████: "I was just curious. The letter told me to respond if I was interested, and I had to know what it was all about. Worst case scenario, it's a pyramid scheme, right? So a couple days later, I got that book in a parcel. There was a note attached to it, telling me to hand it over at the library. I was suspicious, but it looked like a regular book to me. It was underwhelming, really. And honestly, the jokes were pretty [REDACTED]. So I dropped it off, and forgot about it.

(Note: Subject became visibly distressed at this point in the interview.)

██████ █████: "Look, I saw the newspaper. I know something happened there. I didn't know. I didn't know!"

<End Log>

Closing Statement: Subject was successfully administered amnestics, and returned to ████████.