Boston, MA – A recent study conducted by University of Massachusetts Boston researchers suggests that a large percentage of the “root motivation structure” of most white male on black male racism stems from the inferiority self-concepts concerning member size.The study, which forms part of an extensive series on the psychosocial effects of self-image among a large sample of Conservative and Neo-Conservative Americans between the ages of 23 and 65, has determined that over 97% of direct, as well as indirect, acts of white male on black male racism (including, but not limited to standard racial profiling, police brutality, workplace discrimination, institutional racism and harassment) are all results of subconscious forms of penis envy stemming from engorged racial stereotypes.

Lead researcher Sut Jhally Gupta describes the results of the study as “a major step towards shedding light on one of America’s most prevalent systemic weaknesses next to misogyny and mouth herpes”. Some critics of the study have suggested that Gupta’s results are, at best, inconclusive, stating that the size of the black male penis is “not always inordinately large and mythically thick”, while proponents of Gupta’s study assure its detractors that results are based more on the stereotypical mindsets that activate reactionary violence and discrimination of a subconscious retaliatory nature.

Driving home this point, Gupta adds: “Many critics, mostly white males -not surprisingly- believe that this brand of racism requires that one actually consider the penis size of the black male victim on a conscious level, but we both know how preposterous and gay that sounds. Data simply suggests that given the high incidences of black male stereotypes in our media culture -namely that black men have horse-sized penises- a specific sample of white males are subject to subconscious ‘imagings’ when encountering black males.

Furthermore, in most cases of racism towards black male subjects by white males, these penile imagings activate feelings of inferiority within the latter. Now, if those white males happen to be in positions of power, say a cop or a politician, such activations may result in a reactionary complex. You see, it’s the psyche’s way of helping the white male feel better about his self-esteem, and restore balance to a flustered faggy ego.”

The graduate department overseeing the study has recently received a largely proportioned grant from the Holmes & Holmes Foundation to continue studying the phenomenon. The department’s faculty and research staff are optimistic about the many scientific developments implicit in Gupta’s results such as a promising meta-historical inquiry correlating insecurity feelings of penis size with actual cases of police brutality.

“I’m pretty sure George Zimmerman’s peppy is about half an inch erect and now we might very well have proof that he was being a gigantic pussy that night. In general, we’re fairly certain that our quantitative estimate will conclusively explain that when a white male police officer unjustly abuses a black male, it is due to inner feelings of shame and winkie inferiority as their psyches work on the subconscious belief illustrated thusly as ‘damn, this guy has a power dick while I have a hamster dick with mini baby nuts!

I should totally kick his ass to prove how much more powerful I am.’ It is akin to urinating on another animal to prove dominance.” Notwithstanding, this phase of Sut Jhally Gupta’s study promises to start up a fresh new dialogue within academic circles and beyond. And though the results may indeed prove controversial, white males all over the country may indeed find that the only thing separating them from their black male brothers is an imaginary fat dick lurking in their psyches.