Here is our newest addition to the household: Jared Frio!

Age: Adult

Traits: Natural Cook, Inappropriate, Party Animal, Heavy Sleeper, and Mean Spirited.

Favorites: Electronica, Grilled Salmon, and Green.

LTW: Celebrated Five-Star Chef (Reach Level 10 of the Culinary Career)

Dusty: *swoons*

Dusty, you don’t have anything mean to say for once?

Dusty: I really hate facial hair…

Well it seems wrong to change it, so I just left it.

I really hope Jared has as good of facial expressions as Dusty.

Dusty: NO ONE shall surpass my greatness, overseer. Not even my better half.

I guess we’ll have to see about that!

Dusty: Sassy! *scoffs*

Jared: Dusty, is there any correlation to this new bed and our wedding day being today?

Dusty: Moron! I mean.. love! Can we continue our conversation once the overseer is done taking pictures of us? I mean… I guess I have a lot to teach you.

Jared: Alright (is blissfully ignorant).

Dusty: It’s great to have a chef in the house! I mean, I thought I would have to survive off quick meals the rest of my life!

Just remember, Jared isn’t your slave.

Dusty: AS IF! He can’t say no to me. Remember? Irresistible?

I suppose! Don’t abuse your power…

Their first day as a wedding couple consisted of Jared and Dusty skilling for their careers. Jared is only a level 2!

Might I add that once Dusty is sweating, she really can clear a gym.

Dusty: I glisten, remember?

Yeah, right.

Dusty: Just never show Jared this poster or else watch your back sister.

…

I made some changes, while they were out, to the house. I guessed that Jared would need a proper kitchen in order to really start skilling. It makes the house seem a little more spacious.

Jared: Honey, do you smell that? Is that my shoes or something? Is it me?

Dusty: I have no clue what you’re talking about, Jared. *grits teeth*

Jared: Alright! (remains blissfully ignorant)

Even with her sweaty gym stench, he still loves her.

Dusty: Who wouldn’t?

DUSTY STOP RUINING THESE BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS.

Dusty: …

It’s finally winter!!!

What does THAT mean?

Jared: Um… twisting my arms into unnatural, painful positions?

NO JARED.

Dusty: What a moron, a lovely, lovely moron.

IT MEANS SNOWBALL FIGHT SPAM!

These guys are the best at snowball fighting.

Dusty: NO. I am always the best.

Dusty, what did I say?!

Dusty: …

Um.. Jared?

Jared: Remember- mean-spirited trait.

Ahhh. I see.

Dusty: Hey, why do we have a picture of Sam Sekemoto at the park?

You’ll see…

To show three generations of Sekemoto together, for the time.

Dusty: *cracks up*

DUSTY!!!!

Dusty: I find it hilarious that his mom’s wings were green. That’s a horrendous color on her.

I am disappointed Dusty. I am very disappointed.

Dusty: Why are we at the park anyway?

Oh right, that…

A Grill-A-Thon was going on! Is there a better opportunity for Jared to gain some cooking skill?

Dusty: Hold up. Get me another shot of Thornton Wolff.

Dusty: *bursts out laughing* HOLY MOLY *gasps for air from laughter*, THORTON WOLFF IS A FAIRY?! This just made my day. The strong, the powerful Thornton with little yellow pixie wings.

…

Just as Jared was about to start cooking his last platter for the cook off, the opportunity ended.

DO YOU SEE THIS LOOK SUNSET VALLEY? THIS IS THE LOOK OF DISAPPOINTMENT!

Jared: 😦

When I saw this speech bubble pop up, I instantly remembered that he had a daughter, and that she had taken the legacy name. That is his daughter, Quiana Trails.

He instantly called her and I am now on a mission to make them friends.

Jared: Hello Quiana, sweetheart?

Quiana: Who is this?

Jared: Uhm… it’s daddy sweetheart. Listen- there’s something I have to tell you.

Quiana: Is this a prank call or somethin’? I don’t have a dad…

Jared: Listen, hun. I… I.. uh.. got married. You have a step mom!

Quiana: Stupid prank callers! *Hangs Up*

(Note: I keep having them talking on the phone. Hopefully they’ll be friends.)

Dusty: Why is he giving her attention? She looks like she has facial hair!

DUSTY!

Dusty: Come on, I’m stating the obvious.

…

Dusty: WHOAH! XANDER! Why are you here? You broke my heart! I have a restraining order!

Xander: So I heard that you married that chef, Jared. What a vegetable head.

Dusty: HEY! Only I can call him vegetable head!

Xander: Listen, Dusty. I know you’re broken hearted and everything. I mean, Holly Alto told me about the whole “bury the body” incident.

Dusty: SHE TOLD YOU THAT?! I’m going to have to get her later. Why are you even here?

Xander: Well actually…

Dusty, I invited him over here.

Dusty: Why would you do that, overseer?

Seeing as you have most of your career bar filled, you can save time and ask him for a promotion. That is the only reason he will step foot on this property again.

Dusty: *grumbles* I don’t like it, but it’ll do I suppose.

Xander: Alright Dusty, you can have your promotion.

Dusty: I really was hoping that the zombie would attack him…

YAY! PROMOTION!

Dusty: Hello? Center of attention here?

Oh.. right. Maybe next full moon Xander will be a Zombie?

With their ever opposite schedules, it was back to skilling for these two.

Dusty pointed out Jared’s daughter at the gym.

Dusty: LOOK! I told you! She has facial hair.

Dusty, you better shut your mouth before you ruin that little girl’s self esteem.

They didn’t even have time to eat a meal together…

In the morning, I sat them down for a meal together, seeing as they never seem to have time together.

The next day, Dusty seemed a little down. Why so blue?

Dusty: *grumbles*

Oh, a birthday? I guess someone is a little afraid of a few more wrinkles.

Dusty: Shut up, overseer.

Come on Dusty, I was teasing! I’m sure you’ll be fine.

Jared: Come on, Dusty. It’s time to blow out the candles. I will still love you!

For some reason, Dusty looked far too worried.

Dusty: Hey, this isn’t too bad. The only thing ruining this is the moron. SHUT UP JARED.

Jared.. the moron… what?

Jared: *cracking up* I can’t… I can’t help it *snort*. My coding says laugh, *snort* but my heart says cheer! *snort*

So, to make her adult birthday all the more special, Jared laughed the whole time.

Dusty: It was unforgivable, I mean unforgettable. I’ll have to punish the moron later.

Jared: Come on, don’t you still love me?

Dusty: I guess…

Dusty! Look at you! You look amazing!

Dusty: *Brushes off shoulders* Was there any doubt?

But you were just-

Dusty: It was merely your imagination, overseer.

Moving on…

Here is Dusty’s new style to go with her new age!

Dusty: I still look H-O-T!

She is also as full of herself as ever…

Dusty: I have no reason not to be!

…

Dusty, why the face?

Dusty: OH LOOK AT YOU. ACTING INNOCENT, ARE WE?

Oh yes… that… right. Why should you be mad?

Dusty: I wouldn’t be mad about a nursery.

So then why are you upset?

Dusty: THERE ARE TWO CRIBS.

And so you figured out that I gave you fertility treatment?

Dusty: Well, yeah. Duh.

There is no reason to be upset! I let you be a young adult without any pregnancies and you are halfway to your lifetime wish already!

Dusty: …

Alright, grateful one.

At least Jared is more excited than you are!

Dusty: Stupid facial haired moron. I can never stay mad at him…

Hey look! It’s Xander! This can only mean one thing…

PROMOTION!

HERE IS SOME MORE GREAT NEWS: Jared is friends with his daughter, Quiana!

As it was snowflake day, he went to visit her and give her a gift.

When he arrived, he noticed a crowd outside of his daughter’s front door. Instead of interrupting her holiday, he simply looked on, just happy to see that his daughter was happy.

When Jared got home, he immediately started cooking.

Dusty: Jared, honey! How did it go?

Jared: …

Dusty: Jared?

Jared: JUST LET ME COOK US A MEAL, WOMAN!

Dusty: …

Dusty didn’t even attempt to make a comeback. She knew something was up.

You see, Dusty never knew what happened with Jared, nor did she know about Jared’s simultaneous anger, happiness, and disappointment. She was too distracted by her own news that night.

Dusty was pregnant.

‘Til next time, readers!

If you were wondering:

Dusty is at Level 6 in her career.

Jared is at level 3 in his career.

The household funds are at about 14-15 thousand simoleans.

The picture below is a closer look at Jared’s daughter: Quiana Trails.