Harry Potter was sick of all the dudes at Hogwarts. He had had sex with nearly everything and everyone that had a penis. His butt hurt a lot, but that didn't stop him from wanting some dick in him. So, he decided to try and fuck the last man in Hogwarts- Albus Dumbledore.

Harry walked into his office with the pheonixes and shit outside, and was surprised to see the old man naked.

"What the fuck is you doin', dude?" asked Albus Dumbledore. "Can't you tell that I is wankin' it and shit?"

"Yeah, I can," replied Harry. "And I want you to stop."

"Why's that?" asked Dumbledore.

"'Cuz I want you to come buckets into my sweet, tight anus that has a lightning-shaped scar inside of it from the time Ron punctured my anus with his lightning-shaped penis," said Harry in one breath.

A smile then spread across the wrinkly man's face has he neared Harry Potter and his full head of hair. He rubbed his hand through it, feeling his soft scalp and admiring his roots. Then, he yanked out the hair, tearing off his scalp in the process.

"This shit is gettin' me off!" shouted Harry.

"Humanos Orgasmus," shouted Dumbledore as his dick tore through Harry's pants and entered his anus.

Dumbledore laughed as Harry's butt blood poured out of his ass. More and more blood was spewing out, making Dumbledore hornier and hornier. His dick soon exploded in Harry's ass.

Noises were heard outside, and people starting pouring into the room. Many of them had hard-ons, as they were all naked guys wanting to get in on the action.

To Be Continued