WILLISTON, ND — Over the weekend, Greg Miller and his wife Suzanne got into a major spat because of conflicting plans for Star Wars Day celebrations. The heated argument went on for four hours Saturday, as the Millers each made a case for their preferred May 4th festivities.

In the end, Greg won out with the couple attending his buddy’s “Force-a-Palooza” instead of her brother’s “Rager Solo” — a kegger named as such because: “… it will be a rager and if you guys don’t come I will be raging solo,” according to the Facebook Events invite.

Greg’s victory was short-lived, however, as Suzanne proceeded to be a Debbie Downer at “Force-a-Palooza.” According to Greg, his wife had “resting Sith face the whole night” and said maybe three things, two of which were about how The Last Jedi is a better film than The Empire Strikes Back.

When pressed on the matter, Suzanne admits to being a bit sore over missing her brother’s party on Star Wars Day.

“But that doesn’t excuse Greg for using a non-canonical term to insult me. Moof milker or nerfherder would have been fine. But resting Sith face? Really?! I swear sometimes I think I married a casual Star Wars fan.” -Suzanne Miller

UPDATE: The Miller saga had a happy ending after all. We’re told the couple attended a boozy brunch with Suzanne’s brother on Revenge of the Sixth. Also, Greg promised to never use ‘resting Sith face’ again.

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