John Smith: Congratulations Lin on obtaining your dual Ph.D in BioChemical Engineering and Pure Mathematics yesterday.Lin: Thanks, I will now ask out the woman I loved my whole life, Li.Li: No go away, how dare you ask me out like I am some kind of bar slut ******Later that same day at John Smith's house*****************John Smith: I heard you rejected that ricecel , how about we get to it you dirty slut?Li: Yes daddy, treat me like the race traitor bad girl that I am.