The day was fresh, the sun still rising as the smell of cooking bacon reached Jesus' nose. "Mmm, he said as his eyes slowly flickered open and then he sat up in his bed. His dad, God was making breakfast. After a few moments Jesus was dressed in a robe and headed down to the kitchen. "Hey daddy, watcha cookin'?" he asked, letting out a girlish giggle. "The usual, hash browns, bacon, eggs, all of that good stuff to make you grow up big and strong!" God shouted, mixing them hash browns as he did so.

"I don't want to eat all of that icky fatty food, daddy! It's all disgusting I'm a vegetarian," Jesus screamed before he felt the large, thick hand of his father strike his face. "No son of mine will speak such nonsense! I will teach you boy." Moments later Jesus was flat on his back on the kitchen table, God's thick hands closing on Jesus' thin from as he pulled his son's robe open. Soon God had dropped his pants and turned Jesus over, pushing his thick glowing cock into the younger man's ass.

"Daddy please stop! I didn't mean it! I'll be a good boy," Christ pleaded as God tore up his asshole, his left hand going up to stroke his long white beard as his bloody cock filled Jesus' virgin ass with hot semen, making Jesus shiver in pleasure as he busted a nut all over the kitchen table.

"No daddy, this isn't right, please stop," Jesus pleaded as God rolling him over onto his back and began sucking Jesus' cock. "Ahh ahhh ahhhh!" Jesus shouted as he came again, filling God's mouth with sperm to the point where it poured out of God's mouth and mixed into his long white beard. God kept sucking however and soon Jesus lost control of his bowels, spraying feces at high enough velocity to smear across God and the wall behind him, leaving an outline in the shape of God's fit torso on the wall.

"BOY, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW!"

Just then Satan walked in.

"Hooooney I'm hoooom- WHAT THE FUCK!"