'Oh, boy! That earthy guy who plays int he Green Cycle band. I’m too shy to let him know that he gives me butterflies!')



hey hey hey remember when this was actually relevant I don'tanyway these are like my fav ships (besides Flutterjack of course but that deserves its own piece) so onto the descriptionFROM LEFT TO RIGHT, TOP TO BOTTOM:- hahahahahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHA ive shipped this since the 5th grade- I think that pony!flash is so b l a n d and boring holy shit so plot twist that's eqg!flash- anyway, I think that human!flash misses twilight a lot (which is why he hit on scitwi even tho he knew that wasn't 'his' twilight) and would eventually go to equestria to be with Twilight- basically he's wanderin around the empire trying to find twilight and holy f uck he sees her and all he can think is 'fuck i forgot how much i liked her'- she sees him standing there like a dork and immediately recognizes him as human!flash in pony form (bc equestria!flash has lost an ear and has a huge scar across his face)- cue the dramatic running toward each other- they get married within five months of dating- pretty happy, book-filled marriage- flash and twilight l o v e their son, wayfinder, but he's grown grumpy and distant from them- i already loved comedy and patton oswalt was one of my favourite comedians so when i heard that he was going to play a character i freaked tf out- not a lot of people really like quibble pants from what i've seen??? holy fuck i love him tho- anyway, if you've seen the episode, they already act like a couple holy shit- in my headcanon, Quibble is a writer/critic/comedian and one night he was doing stand-up at a bar- rainbow was at that bar- she laughed harder than anyone in the building at his jokes and the two met up afterhours- they quickly hit it off and became fast friends with benefits- after about a year and a half rainbow proposed to him as a joke of sorts and holy fuck why ruin the act so Quibble said yes- crap they fell in love- double crap they actually started dating and stuff while engaged- they were engaged for 4 years before getting married- rainbow and quibble love their kids, even if rainbow is a bit tough on her son and daughter- ehhhhh no good story as to how these three met but i love it- coco is super teeny compared to her girlfriends but nobody minds (heights as humans: aj is 5'8", coloratura is 5'6", and coco is 5'2")- coco also gets sick a lot and her gfs love to take care of their tiny sick honey- another thing!! i like seeing coloratura as a trans!girl and she'll get really insecure about her body sometimes; her girls will make sure she knows she's perfect the way she is though and support her 100%- not a canon polyship but coco and coloratura /do/ eventually become a canon in the mooniverse and they'll adopt a teenage colt named cameo; he's not important and is only a background character- my real passion is flutterjack though (also a canon future ship in the mooniverse) but i didn't include that sorry- but srsly though? this is my favourite polyship- WARNING DRUG USE MENTIONED AHEAD!! i do not condone the smoking of herbal drugs do not think i do- if you do some digging, you find out that eqg!fluttershy has a crush on sandalwood (she says in an eqg book:- i think he may be treehugger's older brother or something tbh- anyway, he's a vegan hippie who was secretly crushing on his sister's friend for a while- treehugger sets them up when she was trying to coax fluttershy into trying weed (fluttershy doesn't and will never smoke, but she didn't want to tell her friend to fuck off with her hippie drugs- treehugger rolls some blunts for sandalwood (who was home at the time) and fluttershy, who is scared to the point of nearly crying bc she doesn't want to smoke this nastiness- (treehugger knows that her brother likes flutters, so she's trying to get them high enough to confess to each other)- she leaves the room, the blunts on the table in front of them- sandal starts smoking immediately- sandal is noticing how terrified flutters looks and asks what's wrong- fluttershy tells him that she doesn't want to smoke any drugs, but she doesn't want to let treehugger down or anything- sandal basically chucks the blunts out the window and holds flutters while she cries- when she's done, she's kind of passed out from crying so much and sandal confronts his sister, who gets beat the hell up by sandal later- after that, fluttershy and sandalwood have a mutual relationship; sandal helps her overcome her anxiety and flutters helps him stop smoking (he now hates it as it reminds him of how scared flutters was that one night and no longer smokes)- the two get married about 8 years later and they have a peaceful, quiet marriage and three kids- treehugger is banned from their household bc she keeps tryin to get the two hooked on weed dammit- not going to lie,got me into shipping this- i think that sweetie belle would be a gamer girl and that she loves going to conventions- but of course, because she's so young, rarity has to take her- at one convention, rarity loses track of sweetie and has to ask a stranger for help- that stranger was Gaffer ( mlp.wikia.com/wiki/8-bit_and_G… ), who was at a near-by d&d convention- he immediately helps rarity out (he's got a cousin who would run off all the time and he knows what it's like to lose a kid) and the two become quick friends- after they find sweetie (who gets quite the reprimanding for running off), rarity asks gaffer if he wants to hang out more- he is flustered beyond belief and of course says why not- gaffer gets a pretty big crush on rares pretty quickly, but rarity is oblivious- one night. rarity asks him if he can teach her to play d&d- he's so gentle and never goes too fast while teaching her and that's when rarity realizes she likes him- about a week after that the two confess to each other and date for 3 years before marrying- they have two sons that they love very much (as of right now, both of them are from donor fathers because gaffer is sterile, but that is subject to change)- happy lil snuggle pile- i think if their relationship had lasted longer, it could've turned out very nicely but it didnt oh no- gilda gets pregnant by pokey and the three go their separate ways but remain friends- except gilda and pokey, those two grow to kind of hate each other- pinkie dates cheese sandwich and marries him within a year; they have an excited happy love life and lots of children- pokey marries caramel, who loves his step-son like his own (i have yet to name the kid)- gilda marries greta griffon, who thinks her wife's kids are the best kids ever- toxic ship toxic toxic toxic toxic- this was a cute ship, with fleetfoot thinking maud is hot af and all but it quickly turned sour when maud came up pregnant (the two used some gender-swapping one night)- their relationship went downhill f a s t- fleetfoot doesn't want to be a mom and starts pressing towards maud getting an abortion- maud wants to keep the baby- fleetfoot becomes an alcoholic and starts being abusive towards maud- after fleetfoot hits her, maud kicks fleet out and never sees her again- maud has full custody of her son Asher Pie and fleetfoot, though she thinks that her son was a mistake, regrets that she will never be a part of his life- maud will either be a single mom or start dating someone (if she starts dating, im not sure who it will be)- no story its just cute- they have one son named Sunrise who is a biphobic spoiled rotten b r a t- otp otp otp otp otp otp otp otpppppppppp- i think this is super cute omg you dont even know- gay magic dads and their chilluns- no backstory as of now but the two have two adopted children, Vulpin (15) and Cassiopeia (9)- i dont really ship this tbh- if you saw the s8 leaks, i actually ship spike with that little changeling girl!! i thought she was super adorable but i couldn't find out what her name was (help a brother out pls) so im just going with pharynx for now- when that s8 episode comes out im changing the ship- applebloom was in a relationship w/rumble when they decided to let tender taps into it- it was more of a learning experience for tender but holy crap were applebloom and rumble happy to love on him- l o t s of snuggling- tender was definitely a little spoon and often slept in between the two of them- when tender came out as gay, rumble and bloom supported him wholeheartedly and respected his decision to leave the poly relationship- and when pipsqueak and tender started dating you know for a damn f a c t that rumble and applebloom were the #1 shippers- the three of them are still very close to this day and scripted lines (applebloom and rumble's son) even calls tender and pipsqueak his uncles- of course tender and pip love their lil 'nephew'- THIS IS MY LONGEST SHIPPED SHIP I SHIT YOU NOT SINCE I DISCOVERED MLP I HAVE SHIPPED IT- i thought button's character design was nice and when i saw button's adventures i knew that i was doomed to be a buttonbelle shipper- as mentioned previously, sweetie is a gamer girl and is insanely good- button is super jealous of his awesome girlfriend but loves gaming with her- button is pretty much markiplier of the mlp world and makes a living doing let's plays- sweetie is a lil gaming dork pro who everyone hates bc howshe steal button away from his BOYFRIEND rumble (rumble is a close friend of button)- neither of them mind tho bc it's all just the internet- they have twins, 8-Bit and 1-Up (who of course were named after gaming terms) and the two are just as good at gaming as their parents- cute lil lesbeans shipped em since that episode- over the years, scoots and gabby lost touch with each other and grew apart- then all that changed when the fire nation attacked- by that i mean scoots joined a pyrotechnics-centered roller derby crew- her wings never grew in so that's what she does: ride badass flaming bikes for a living- gabby hears of the group performing and goes to see them- and when she sees scoots she screams out and says hi- the two meet up and become friends again- then oh no scoots gets a dorky lil schoolgirl crush- of course when scoots asks out gabby on a date gabby says why not- it goes well and the two go out on another date a week later- those two dates turn into 20- they make it official when at a show, gabby flies down and kisses scoots right on her horse muzzle (a romantic adorable sight but not a very visually appealing one)- the two get married about a year or so later- some random male griffon: *flirts with gabby*scoots: *john mulaney voice* thaT'S MY wIfEgabby: yee------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------guess whos fixing up her bullshit nextgen chart and doing character scenes and all that stuffit's me thats whoanyway that's it for today im tired as FUCKbye til next time yallMLP:FiM belongs to hasbro n shiti own the art; 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