Do you have a Twitter client on your phone? Have you ever written a tweet and decided, for whatever reason, not to send it? Have you ever looked and noticed that all those posts get saved into a folder called "drafts" so you can peruse your failed/planned tweets at any point in time?

Have you ever noticed that there's an option there for "send all" drafts? Have you ever wondered: WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO SEND ALL DRAFTS?!?!?!?!?! What practical reason could anybody have to tweet every single one of their semi-formed, discarded tweets for everybody to see at the same time?

There is no reason. The only reason you would do this is by accident.

And of all the people in the sports world who could do this by accident, Mark May was the most likely. We've already probed the depths and given you a definitive guide to his mysterious Twitter account, where everything is so poorly written that it seems kind of like a drafts folder already. Tuesday night, we were given a glimpse at the tweets that ended up on the cutting room floor, Mark May's Twitter b-sides -- and it was fantastic.

May would unknowingly tweet about 50 times in about 10 minutes.

I am back — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

Yeah, we noticed

Fwd:I am back — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

YEAH! We noticed!

I AM BACK ! after some vile coward hacked my account legal is following up and charges will be filed to the Fullest extent — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

YEAH, WE NOTICED

Ohio coach — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

Maryland player

Wyoming referee

Indiana fan

Will send pics soon — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

NO PLEASE DON'T

Met Missy Franklin at the Fiesta Bowl very nice person — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

"very nice person"

Some of his tweets were prescient:

Is Notre Dame really the number 1 ream in the nation really? — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

No, they're not

Tajh Boyd was awesome — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

Yes, he is

Texas needs to win after losing 16 games the last 3 yrs — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

Oh, my, they most certainly do.

Others, not so much:

Like the favorite ORB to bounce back and win the Belmont with a long shot 2nd Exacta ORB with all — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

Fwd:Todd graham to Cal ITS HIS DREAM JOB — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

And at the end of it all...

My account has been hacked sorry working to get it right — Mark May (@mark_may) September 18, 2013

"Hacked." Sure.