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Odds of bowling a 300 game: 11,500 to 1Odds of getting a hole in one: 5,000 to 1Odds of getting canonized: 20,000,000 to 1Odds of being an astronaut: 13,200,000 to 1Odds of winning an Olympic medal: 662,000 to 1Odds of an American speaking Cherokee: 15,000 to 1Odds that a person between the age of 18 and 29 does NOT read a newspaper regularly: 3 to 1Odds that an American adult does not want to live to age 120 under any circumstances: 3 to 2Odds of injury from fireworks: 19,556 to 1Odds of injury from shaving: 6,585 to 1Odds of injury from using a chain saw: 4,464 to 1Odds of injury from mowing the lawn: 3,623 to 1Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower: 2,232 to 1Odds of drowning in a bathtub: 685,000 to 1Odds of being killed on a 5-mile bus trip: 500,000,000 to 1Odds of being killed sometime in the next year in any sort of transportation accident: 77 to 1Odds of being killed in any sort of non-transportation accident: 69 to 1Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1Odds of being killed by lightning: 2,320,000 to 1Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1