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Want a floating island? We got 'um!

Want a giant boat that compensates for... only one supermodel wife who of course loves your for you and not for your money? We got 'um!

If you need a really big boat, come on down, but understand I am currently under federal grand jury investigation, so if you want it before the raid, hurry in to Crazy Wally's Yacht Emporium!