



The Deadly Roadside Trip It was a cloudy early August day. The perfect day for another road trip. Grunkle Stan, Ford, Soos, and Melody were getting the van ready. "Alright kids, the RV is ready! This year we're getting revenge on those evil tourist trap owners." said Grunkle Stan. "Stanley, you can't just commit crime and vandalize." said Ford. "Watch me. Kids let's go!" said Grunkle Stan. Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Candy, Grenda, and Marius got inside the RV. Mabel was sitting in between Grenda and Marius. Candy was on the other side. Pacifica was sitting with Dipper, lying her head on his shoulder. "So, Marius. I've been meaning to ask you. How did you end up moving to Gravity Falls?" asked Mabel. "Well my parents decided to move here after I convinced them to." said Marius. "Oh. That's nice." said Mabel blushing. "Mabel, you're sitting in between me and Marius." said Grenda scoldingly. "Grenda, calm down. We talked about this." said Candy. "Mabel, you think I don't know, don't you?" asked Grenda. "Know what?" asked Mabel. "You obviously have a thing for my boyfriend." said Grenda. "No. Of course not. He's yours." said Mabel blushing as she lied. "Good and that's how it's staying. Thanks for not lying to me." said Grenda sarcastically. "Everyone, we've arrived at Granny Sweetkin's Yarnball. This time, we're getting revenge on her for good and we're robbing her of her money to make up for the two times she put my car on fire." said Grunkle Stan. The kids then went into the big yarnball and started to unravel it. Granny Sweetkin then came out with a shotgun and started shooting at Grunkle Stan. "Kids, get in the RV! Soos, get that money!" shouted Grunkle Stan. Soos got the money and then took off in the RV with the others. *Scene cuts to inside the RV.* "Yeesh, that woman has gotten crazier." said Grunkle Stan. "Next time, don't try and commit a robbery." said Ford. "Doods, I think I hear something whispering into the lights." said Soos. "Oh no. He's here." said Dipper. The RV started going out of control as the lights were flickering inside. "I can sense his presence. Bill is here and he's taken control of the RV!" said Ford. "I can't control this thing! He's taken possession of it." yelled Grunkle Stan. The RV then stopped at a gas station. "I think we lost him." said Dipper. "Let's fill this baby up." said Grunkle Stan as he paid the blonde gas station attendant. He was wearing sunglasses. He then put a dangerous amount of fuel in. "Have fun, kids." said the attendant as he revealed himself to be one of the ciphered. Bill then took control of the RV again. He attempted to drive them off the road but Grunkle Stan managed to regain control. "This is incredibly dangerous." said Melody. "Let's get headed to Upside-Down Town!" shouted Grunkle Stan as he drove off. They finally arrived at Upside-Down Town. The gang then put on the velcro shoes and proceeded to raid the house. "This is an epic riot! Everybody out!" shouted Grenda as she punched items in the house. "No mercy!" shouted Candy. Grunkle Stan then robbed the money from the house. "Now, Soos!" shouted Grunkle Stan as him and Soos proceeded to turn the house upside down. "Try turning it back upside down now, suckers!" yelled Grunkle Stan as he took off in the RV with the others. "It's a lovely normal home again!" said a female civilian. "Stan Pines! You'll pay for this!" shouted the male Upside-Down Town Boss. They then proceeded to drive off to Log Land where Grunkle Stan released an army of beavers to destroy it. He stole their money too. The next stop was the Corn Maze where Grunkle Stan then released tons of corn weevils and pests to destroy it and take it down. The gang then evacuated everyone and then he proceeded to light the corn maze on fire with no casualties. He stole their money as well. The gang then drove off into the RV. "Not so tough now. Their businesses are finally going to die. They'll have to close up shop and shut it down and sell it for them to get money. Now let's head to Mystery Mountain!" said Grunkle Stan. *Scene cuts to outside Mystery Mountain.* "Ugh, this place again." said Dipper annoyed. "Brings back memories." said Mabel. "Yeah tell me about it. There are actual spider people here." said Grunkle Stan. "Yeesh, spider people. They are a real terror." said Grenda. "I hope we don't see any again." said Candy. "Staaaannnyyy." said an unknown voice. The unknown voice belonged to Darlene as she came out of the shadows. "You didn't think you saw the last of me, did you?" asked Darlene. "Darlene. It's you." said Grunkle Stan. "Yes, it's me. I've been waiting a year to see you and apologize for what happened. I realized how wrong my actions were. I've changed." said Darlene. "Do I look like I'm dumb?" asked Grunkle Stan. "I mean it. I was really into you, I realized that after you left. Let's continue our date." said Darlene. "Sure." said Grunkle Stan. "Stanley, what are you doing?" asked Ford. "Going on a date with this babe. She's changed." said Grunkle Stan.