Episode art by twitter user slakingfool.

Original Air date: March 9, 2020

Caption: Poop poop poop poop poop! Poop in a bag.

Running time: 1:28

Recording location: March 9th, 2020

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Topics Edit

Matt introductes Alec Jones Trujillo. Paul pronounces it correctly. He has a job in Vegas but is cagey about what that role is. He's also a part of the Pub Quiz Cabaret group and is doing a solo show. Jacob misstates the current month several times.

The hosts talk about Judge Judy evicting trolls from underneath a bridge.

Paul has concluded that Johnathan Taylor Thomas was given stay-small drugs by his agents so that he'll still be a cute, child actor.

Judge Judy spent all of her money on stay-small drugs, cocaine, and robe doilys.

A Fake Commercial for Small Necks ties for small necks and Small Nuptuals.

Alec names his job as Old God: Volume 2. He tells his story about having to gather his own poop and pee when hiking in Zion National park.

A Fake Commercial for Sun swaddles for the modern baby.

Scoopmail Edit

Scoopiter Ascending sends in a story about sleep paralysis and hypnogygunc where your body wakes up but your brain continues dreaming.

Gasman scoop has rejoined Tindr using the guidance previously found on the podcast.

Magic Shell Scoop might need to divorce his wife due to a post-shower shit.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The hunt for balls theme is played. A Scoopardy from Diddleman.

Characters and Bits Edit