Delivery of caffeinated coffee to designer $ 150.00

Delivery of decaffeinated coffee to designer $ 5.00

Naming of sound effects with racial slurs $ 15.00

Inability to fix designer's computer problem $ 300.00

Inability to fix designer's friend's computer problem $ 500.00

Overzealous attention to opposite-sex cast members' microphone positions $ 69.00

Overzealous attention to same-sex cast members' microphone positions $ 66.00

Inattention to paperwork updates $ 5.00

Naming of SPX-990 programs in Japanese characters $ 104.16

Failure to repair designer's errors in system design before shop period $ 500.00

Failure to repair designer's errors in system design before load-in period $1000.00

Failure to repair designer's errors in system design before tech period $3000.00

Failure to mend feelings between operator and designer $ 10.00

Being over-obvious regarding personal opinions about designer's ideas or concepts $ 150.00

Building a better cue than the designer's original idea $3000.00

Pre-tuning of sound system with Nine Inch Nails or Rammstein $ 666.00

Spending inordinate amounts of time in the stage management office "xeroxing paperwork" because the intern is cute $ 20.00

Failure to appear caring when designer complains about life $ 300.00

Kissing producers' ass(es) more than designer $ 150.00