Okay so I’m not exactly what you’d call a tumblr expert here. I kind of only come on here to look at porn and post pictures but I’ve noticed some really weird shit just watching other peoples blogs. So plain and simple I’d like to know…



What the fuck is up with Tumblr? What is wrong with you demented little fuckwads?



I have never seen such a weird little group of misfits who want to feel special. who think that Gender and sexuality is anything more than a random chance-of-the-draw scrambling of hormones our brain uses to tell us our physical preferences. that mental disorders are like accessories and self diagnosis is a get-out-of-jail-free card for any inane bullshit that comes out of their mouths- or more aptly keyboards because I cannot imagine anybody actually saying this shit in real life. Like really I can’t. If someone talked like that around me I’m sure that I’d punch them. You dont get special pronouns. you get ‘He’ and ‘She’ whichever one you like. I don’t care. I’ll go as far to call someone an ‘It’ even sometimes for special circumstances. But if you ask me to call you ‘zhe’ or ‘faye’ or ‘tyr’ or whatever I’m going to punch you in the throat.I mean it. In the throat. IN. THE. THROAT.



That leads me to my next topic- fucking OTHERKIN. What is this bullshit? When did we decide that we could drag 5th grade into our adult lives? I mean holy shit, yes I still do online role play and that shit is fine. That’s like a hobby, that’s like playing Dungeons and Dragons. I don’t care if you role play, more power to you but I do not believe that I am actually a dragon tailed school bus with fairy tendencies or whatever it is you believe that you are. I don’t believe I am stepping on your tail or touching your gills. If you believe you can actually feel these things SEEK MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL HELP PLEASE. That is schizophrenia. That is a REAL disorder that needs REAL help and should NOT be encouraged. You will never have a real relationship with real adults. You will never grow as a person if you coddle this behavior and justify it. You are infantilizing yourself and those around you. You are going to say its just who you are but then I’m sure you will take the schizophrenia thing and then self diagnose yourself with it and use it as an excuse but then still continue to insist that you ARE an otherkin…just an otherkin with schizophrenia. Right. (P.S. Your whole anime-kin thing also…stop it…just…its embarrassing to watch.)



Next up- mental disorders. Oh. My. God. Why? Why are you doing this? why do you think its cool to do this? why do you think its OKAY to do this? You use the excuse that you don’t have enough money to go to a doctor and get tested. Sure thats fine thats great I get that but that does NOT MEAN THAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. You do not know what is wrong with you. You never went to school you read a wikipedia article. Most of you aren’t even old enough to get on disney.com without your parents permission and you’re diagnosing yourself with BPD. Theres only one thing I can think of that any of you might have and that is Munchausens. Look it up.

Anxiety is not cute and it does not excuse you from social obligations.



Bipolar Disorder does not give you an excuse to be a bitch.

In order for you to have PTSD something actually has to have happened to you.

ADHD does not give you an excuse to ignore other people or not complete your work.

Anyone who actually has these disorders KNOWS these things and they’d do anything to get rid of them because actually having them is not as easy to deal with as sitting in a padded room with your favorite fan fiction or a cup of tea.No. You’re just looking for an excuse to be lazy and be excused from any real kind of obligations like work or school or having people tell you ‘no’. You spoiled little brats make me sick. I have actually gone to doctors. I’ve been on adderall, I’ve almost been on lithium, I’ve been on uppers, downers, and all arounders just to deal with my life and my brain and now I’m on nothing at all because I dont have access to the help I actually need. I certainly don’t use it as an excuse to act like a bitch and I wish I WISH that it would go away. I don’t expect you to make any kind of accommodations for me. This is the internet not a pity party. Mental disease is not an accessory. It is a hurdle in life that you have to over come not baby around. I’m living with mine and if you do actually have something, you need to learn to live with it too. But most likely you DON’T and there’s nothing wrong with you and you just want to be a lazy little shit. Fuck all of you.





Speaking of accommodating… to the people who write out their emojis for blind people, to the people who think that ableism exists or that audism or whatever the hell ism you are using to explain how everybody with a disability is being OPPRESSED by people who function just normally- Ya’ll motherfuckers is crazy. Braille exists, subtitles exist, and if you’re blind AND deaf well fuck I’m sorry I don’t know what to tell you it sucks for you. it really does but what is the likely hood one of those people is gonna be reading your tumblr post or even know what that emoji is supposed to mean. Beyond that I should not be made to feel guilty just because I can see, walk, hear etc. I AM A NORMAL FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING FOR THE MOST PART. I SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT AND YOU SHOULD TOO. there are provisions made for those who need it but I don’t believe that these people are being oppressed. I cannot literally think of a single person who thinks to themselves “Oh those goddamn deaf people I hate them and their uppity sign language! I think I’m going to remove subtitles from everything and enjoy my music because they can’t hear it. yeah that’ll show them!” Nobody does that. if they do, well color me fucking surprised. Yeah okay it sucks that theaters dont have subtitles. I have partial hearing loss in one ear, makes it hard to understand what people are saying but I dont expect anybody to go out of their way for me on that. you know what I do? I focus extra hard or JUST WAIT FOR THE MOVIE TO COME OUT ON DVD. Seriously it only takes like 2 months now and they ALL HAVE SUBTITLES. Don’t feel sorry for them. These people are stronger than you’ll ever be and they don’t need YOU to defend them. They find their ways. My mom is nearly deaf. She found her way and she didn’t need you little fucks to do it.





Also you are NOT warriors. if somebody has a problem with something they will speak up for it on their own. People who are trans, disabled, black, muslim, WHATEVER all of these people do not need your whiny SJW bullshit. They DON’T NEED IT. People are not automatically right because they are black. That doesn’t mean they’re automatically wrong either. People are not automatically oppressed because they’re Muslim. That doesn’t mean its easy for them either. People are not automatically discriminated against because they’re trans. That does not mean that they do not sometimes experience it. There are so many situations like this. It doesn’t matter who’s saying it. a white man or a black man. a straight man or a gay man. A female or a male. These people will at some point their life experience sexism, discrimination, or racism…that does not mean that you get to tell me that I’m wrong because my skin is pale. That does not mean that you get to say I’m awful because I can stomach sleeping with men. I am not brainwashed because I think that there’s nothing wrong with the majority of men. I do not believe that America still needs what you all THINK is feminism. You really want to help some oppressed women? Get in a fucking plane and go to the middle east or Africa and fight them yourself instead of sitting behind a computer stuffing cookies in your face you fat self righteous twats. its easy to be a warrior when you’re not actually fighting anything but instead policing first world people on what they say. You’re only succeeding in dividing race further by making special exceptions. You’re only dividing cultures by using them as an excuse. America was supposed to be a melting pot. so what if a white woman wants to wear a hijab or a kimono? So what if a mexican wants to wear a Dashiki? So what if a chinese guy wants to learn how to play mariachi or country music? Who cares if a white guy wants to learn how to play a Djembe. that is not stealing another persons culture. It is progression and growth and it is BEAUTIFUL. Also who cares if someone wants to get more in touch with their OWN roots!? Good for you. THE SAME SHOULD GO FOR WHITE PEOPLE TOO. We have just as much culture as anybody. We deserve our share as well. Sorry for what our ancestors did but news flash, boo boo. We are not them. The child should not suffer for the sins of the father. What happened then was in the past, we can only work on making the future better, you are NOT doing that by reminding people every five minutes what went wrong before most of us were born. If we want progress we need to embrace one thing and one thing alone:





“We are all different and that is okay.”







Beyond that humans have an amazing ability called adaptation. Words hurt, of course they do, but not all the time. We dont need a society of victims. you cannot be a warrior and a victim at the same time. You are making invisible enemies for yourself. Grow a thicker skin, get tougher, be that actual warrior! Dont let words hurt you! they’re only words! Learn to take it with a shrug. Everyone else has done it. I’ve certainly done it. I’m probably going to get shit for this post but I want you all to know formally that I don’t care. :D I genuinely don’t care what shit you have to say because you have all only proven to me how petty you are as human beings. How your feefees are more important than actual life and progress, how you are lead weights in society holding up real issues like the economy, like medical care, like food shortages and war. These are real problems. Not how you can’t wear spaghetti straps at school, not how that one episode of whatever offended you, not how insurance premiums are higher for obese people, not how you think society should find you attractive when you weigh 500+ pounds. (P.S. people don’t. They really don’t and they shouldn’t. fat isn’t healthy I don’t care what you think. you’re as bad as the people who think vaccines cause autism.Go ahead and be a fat bastard but leave everyone else out of it. I don’t want to see your cottage cheese belly in a bikini. only fetishists want that. Ew.) This is all holding society back. Making differences is what holds back society. all cultures should blend. all people should blend. there is no reason we shouldn’t. Being unique is not the most important thing in life. being happy is. You have taken a glamorized Hollywood concept (something you claim to object to by the way) and have tried to turn it into a way of life. It isn’t working and it never will. we cannot statistically be truly unique. even if you are one in a million there are still seventy-nine million people like you. even if you are one in a billion there are still 7 people like you. You are not a snowflake.Shut up.



There’s no much else I would like to cover but you guys have exhausted me. you are exhausting.



TL;DR People can fight for themselves. I dont need to be preached at. Men are not evil. All races deserve a say. Some people are evil some people are good. fat is not healthy. your feelings do not dictate my rights. you’re not making the world better you’re making the internet worse. I’m so done with you freaks.