I grew up on a farm. I know how to farm, so this comic accurately portrays my life on a farm, and the act of farming.

Well, I may have lied a bit. Maybe a lot. In truth, half of what I learned about farming was from Heartland. This might seem suspicious considering the show focuses on horses, and clearly we focus on other things, but I assure you it’s the truth. The other half I learned in Red Dead Redemption. I herded the cattle good; I may have even rustled them.

The only other thing I can say here is: stop playing FarmVille. The creator, Zynga, is known to follow a simple pattern: copy other people’s original work, use psychologists to ensure maximum addiction potential, profit. They are pure evil, and you are feeding them the only food that matters: money. They also sell your private information for more money, in case you weren’t entirely convinced to avoid them.