The Thumbnail Anime Theatre Presents:

Lain - "Brain Rape is Fun!"

Narrator:

Ha, you're disturbed! Hahahaha!

Chisa:

Wheee! Death!

Guy from Cyberia:

Wheee! More death!

Power Lines:

Hummmmmm.

Lain:

All this death is depressing me. Who's up for some technological escapism?

Dad:

Computers are your friends! Your only friends, in fact.

Men in Black:

STARE.

Arisu:

Hellooooo? Earth to Lain? Real world paging Lain?

Lain:

Real world? Where? Is it symbolic, too?

JJ:

Dude, Lain, here's the drugs you didn't order. Enjoy!

Taro:

Dude, I want drugs, too!

Fans:

It's like 'Traffic' for your com puter.

Knights:

Fulfill the prophecy!

Mika:

Well, there goes my sanity. Guess I'll make phone noises for the rest of the show.

Power Lines:

More hummmmm.

Men in Black:

More STARE.

Lain:

Would you stop that? It's creeping me out.

Fans:

SAME HERE!!

Kids:

Hallelujah, praise Lain!

Dr. Hodgeson:

I remember way back when we were allowed to stick little kids in inhuman experiments and zap the life energy out of their brains...that was a hoot.

Lain:

You heartless bastard! What does all this have to do with the actual plot?

Dr. Hodgeson:

Well, it-- *DIES*

Lain:

Damn, this is annoying. Whoops, five minutes have passed, time to trip out again.

Men in Black:

Come with us, and we promise not to hurt you. Much.

Men in Black Leader:

Lain, you're special.

Lain of the Wired:

Who gives a $#@%?! The point is that this is all really confusing, and just trying to figure it out would implode your mushy mortal brains. I laugh in your face, Wachowski brothers!

Nezumi:

Lalala, I'm in the Wi-red, I'm gonna be a Kni-ight!

Knights:

Not without braces, you're not.

Nezumi:

*GURGLE, SPLAT*

Power Lines:

Still humming.

Lain:

Hey "Mom" and "Dad", I'm doubting my family, entire life and coporeal existence. Reassure me!

Dad:

STARE.

Mom:

STARE.

Mika:

Bowl and ling makes Booowliiiing....

Lain:

You all suck.

Silver Blob:

I am God.

Lain:

You and me both, stupid. There's only one me!

Lain of the Wired:

You wish! Rampant disturbing symbolism, attack!

Power Lines:

You called?

Arisu:

What are you laughing a t?

Fans:

We're laughing with you, not at you. Actually, we're rolling on the ground in intellectual agony.

Lain:

You suck, other me.

Lain of the Wired:

Watcha gonna do about it? Delete me?

Lain:

I just might!...

Narrator:

Roswell! MJ-12! MEMEX! Dolphins! Schumann Resonance! That's my history lesson for the day.

Alien:

You're Scully, right? Wait, am I in the wrong show?

Power Lines:

And we're stiiiiill humming.

Taro:

You're hot. Let's make out.

Lain:

How about I threaten you instead.

Dad:

I would tell Lain to turn down that music, but I think I'll settle for cryptic dialogue.

Narrator:

Eiri died. Have you made connections yet?

Eiri:

I ain't dead yet. I'm God!

Lain:

You disturb me. Go away.

Arisu:

Lain? Who? I don't see any Lain.

Lain:

Hello? Anybody home? Does it even matter? Is my life worth living?

Dad:

No comment! Anyway, it's been fun and all, but it's time I left you to your own rapidly declining sanity.

Lain:

Hmm, someone to blame for all this...Knights!

Men in Black:

Woohoo, we finally get to make things go--

Knights:

SPLAT.

Eiri:

That wasn't nice. Now I'm just a really unpopular god.

Power Lines:

OW.

Lain:

Are you disturbed yet? In that case, it's time for a drug trip! RECAP!

Men in Black:

OW--

Mika:

DAMN--

Arisu:

MY--

Dad:

--BRAIN.

Eiri:

You are my bitch! Bow, dang you!

Lain:

You still don't convince me. The duct tape is just too George Dubya.

Arisu:

Who's there?

Lain:

It's the alien and I merged into the perfect being! Don't you feel comforted?

Arisu:

Traumatized for life!

Men in Black:

Ow! Pain! Suffering!

Arisu:

Anybody home? Please say no...

Lain:

I'm software! And I'm corporeal. And I'm God.

Eiri:

No, I'm God.

Lain:

Actually, God's God, dumbass.

Eiri:

What?! Does...not...compute...BLERGHSPLUTGURGLE

Lain:

Eat computer processors, you mass of...stuff!

Eiri:

*SPUTTER, DIES*

Arisu:

Traumatized for life! Again!

Arisu:

I'm disturbed, but I love you, Lain.

Dad:

Lain, I love you.

Men in Black:

I love you, too.

Eiri:

I love you in a twisted sort of way.

Taro:

You're hot.

Narrator:

Yay, love Lain!

Lain:

Everybody hates me. I'm going to delete myself.

Arisu:

Lalala, boring life goes on. Hmm, wonder if Lain ever existed.

Lain:

Poor poor deleted depressed me. What's the moral of this story again?

Lain of the Wired:

That brain rape is fun!

Lain:

Speak for yourself. Begone!

Arisu:

Woohoo, I get to screw my teacher after all! Hello little girl...you remind of me of a creepy friend of mine who was physically human, mentally unstable, emotionally traumatized, metaphorically God and actually software. Psycho, huh?

Lain:

And now, a message for all you viewers out there...what the &%#$ am I?!!

Power Lines:

And the last word goes to us! Guess what the last word is? Hummmm...