Want it make it look like your head's sewn on? Well you're in luck, thanks to these $15 necklaces from Etsy seller VonErickson. YOU GONNA LOOK LIKE FRANKENSTEIN, YO!

The Original VonErickson Stitch Choker

Carefully skull-pted and cast in a durable Vinyl by yours cruely! Adjustable, "one size" styling. This one's ALL black in color with Medium stitches

Alternatively, stop being a pussy and just chop your damn head off already. Then have a friend sew it back on for you. But make sure they're a real friend first (I'd recommend a pinky swear or something)! Otherwise you might wake up with the thing sewn on backwards as a joke! Now I know what you're thinking, and no -- it won't be anything like a reach-around.

Hit the jump for a several more pictures of the different models, including a bloody neck necklace. Whee!

VonErickson's Etsy Page

Thanks to Crystal, who likes her head attached just the way it is.