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00:00 - 00:03 MCCOOL: Ok Asmon, things are not looking good

00:04 - 00:05 I'm not sure you can beat him but

00:05 - 00:07 Here is the Nameless King

00:08 - 00:12 All analysis says that your current playstyle is dogshit

00:12 - 00:15 And you are expected to wipe again and again for a long time

00:17 - 00:19 Asmon: There is nothing wrong with my strat

00:19 - 00:21 Watch me one shot the guy

00:24 - 00:26 MCCOOL: Mein Führer,

00:27 - 00:28 you....

00:31 - 00:33 Esfand: You already wiped 40 times

00:34 - 00:36 Its a joke, even i beat the boss already

00:53 - 00:58 Asmon: Everybody out exept: Mcconnell, Esfand, CatDany and Assertonsin

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

01:15 - 01:17 I've been using this strat since DS1

01:18 - 01:23 The Zweihander was the best thing to ever happen to me

01:25 - 01:28 I should have just put all my points into Vitality, then i would be able

01:29 - 01:31 to equip even heavier gear for more Poise!

01:31 - 01:34 Its your fault for making me put points into Luck!

01:34 - 01:37 And dont even get me started on

01:37 - 01:40 the anti advice spam in chat

01:40 - 01:42 CatDany: Mein Führer, the chat would spoil your enjoyment

01:42 - 01:46 Asmon: WHAT ENJOYMENT? This way i have to Google everything!

01:46 - 01:48 CatDany: Mein Führer, that is not a blind playthrough

01:48 - 01:52 Asmon: You think i give a shit? All i want it to one shot all the bosses!

01:53 - 01:54 Asmon: This game is a joke!

01:56 - 01:57 Dark Souls 1 was much more fun

01:57 - 02:00 I could stagger everything so easily

02:00 - 02:03 Why cant this one be the same

02:04 - 02:08 I refuse to parry, block or dodge any attack!

02:08 - 02:13 I want to use big ass weapons and fat roll like a boss

02:14 - 02:16 That is the meaning of GOING BIG DICK!

02:17 - 02:21 You idiots dont understand jackshit!

02:27 - 02:29 And look at the subreddit!

02:30 - 02:34 All they do is talk shit to me

02:34 - 02:36 All i want to do is to facetank everything

02:41 - 02:42 There is only one thing i can do

02:43 - 02:47 "Not sure if I'll continue DS3 or not, will see how I feel tomorrow

02:48 - 02:53 After the last couple streams I've lost a lot of interest and enjoyment out of it.

02:54 - 02:56 It seems like my chat has degenerated a lot too,

02:56 - 02:59 which makes streaming in general a lot less enjoyable, not sure what to do"

03:00 - 03:02 Might as well cancel Variety altogether!

03:04 - 03:07 Subs: Dont worry plebs, he doesnt mean that

03:14 - 03:16 Asmon: Fuck it, i'm going back to WoW

03:19 - 03:23 Do some transmog and mount competitions

03:25 - 03:26 At least there i am respected

03:31 - 03:33 If the boss doesnt die tomorrow, i quit.

03:40 - 03:46 Also, put the subreddit as private. I dont want to read those spergs talk shit about my flawless playstyle

03:46 - 03:49 They have no idea what they are talking about