Can you believe it, girls and guys? We got to the finale!

We see so many great things happen:

-Camille got engaged!

-Dorit’s fashion show went off flawlessly, and her swimsuits were gorg. So nice that she decided to name them after (most of) the girls.

-Kyle’s pilot for American Woman was so well done and a great watch—you’ll laugh and cry. I can’t wait to watch the full series. Please make sure to check it out when it premieres on the Paramount Network on June 7th!

-I deny Edwin his right to show some man-cleavage

Of course, there was a little bit of drama. I try to support Kyle as much as I can, because I know exactly how she’s feeling—Dorit would try to gaslight an electric oven. She gets frustrated and leaves, and I take that moment to say to Erika that maybe she should have spoken up more in support of Kyle to squash this issue.

Luckily, it gets resolved (until the reunion, duh) at Kyle’s new crazy beautiful house, and we all have a good laugh while drinking out of different glasses, because that’s never gonna get old.

Also, what happened to Kyle and Mauricio is horrible and upsetting. Unfortunately, since we see Edwin and Mauricio discuss it, I should say the security system hadn’t been installed at that time. They are now fully secured by Skyline.

I have to thank you all for really embracing me and allowing me into your homes every week. I didn’t know what to expect, but as I said on Watch What Happens Live last week, I don’t regret a thing. I was true to myself and really think I’ve made some lasting friendships (I write this after a Housewives weekend with Kyle and Lisa Rinna at Coachella—or HoChella, if you will).

Next week, it’s part one of my first reunion, where I am wearing so much spray tan that it definitely looks like I brought a thicker skin.

XX Teddi