"A tall, lanky doofus, with a bird-face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein" (Elaine). Kramer is an unchangeable bum, who spends the most time in Jerry's apartment, and borrows everything, except the dishwasher (or did he borrow the dishwasher too, yet?)

Kramer used to be a (underwear-) Model for Kelvin Klein, as he is always able to jump into new adventures. It is kind Have strange, but he always walks away from everything. He smuggled Cuban Cigars, he managed a participant for the "Miss America Parade", he was on Murphy Brown, he published a coffeetablebook, and he was in business with Newman, his mother, and ever got incorporated with "kramerica".

Kramer is dedicated to fight injustice. He defends himself against the cable companies, the post office, and a coffee-latte Retailer, the tobacco company, the O-Henry Candy bar Company, and more. His helper on court cases is Jackie Chiles, who never won a case representing Kramer.

He always says: "Listen to the little man inside you". The little man is always right.

To borrow something instead of buying it, makes life easier.

Self-employment is the key to success. Besides "Kramerica", he invented the "Bro" (mans brassier), a cologne called "the Beach", a Pizza Place where you make your own pie, and more.

He once played Backgammon naked with Model Elle McPherson, and never forgets a name. Yo Yo Ma is the name is the name of a cellist Kramer can never forget, after being hit on the head.