So I walked into my Home-office this evening with a package on my desk. Thinking it was something I had ordered for someone else, I set it to the side to open later. Upon picking it up, it was mushy-like. I knew I hadn't bought anything that had that sort of texture, so I opened it up. While opening, all sorts of thoughts went through my head.. "What if it has Anthrax? Ebola?! Ok, no ticking so it's not a bomb... OMFG IT'S A PHILADELPHIA EAGLES SANTA HAT!"

I really am grateful for what I received. Thank you so much, Mitch!