You may be shocked to learn that the “hemp” component of this energy drink does not go beyond the picture on the can. I tried to immerse myself in the general spirit of “hemp” while working, but sadly there was no calm, no relaxation, just a state of sugary uneasiness. This led to a somewhat paranoid collage about the vulnerability of artists. 6:43 pm • 6 April 2020

Everything about the Mountain Dew brand is unsettling. They always seem to be positioning themselves as the most hip soda. Their ads are often overtly artsy or surreal, and since they are obviously selling something unhealthy, they come off as kind of brazen psychedelic brats? That’s how I feel when I drink a Mountain Dew Kickstart energy drink, like a brazen psychedelic brat. It makes you wonder why people do outrageous things like climb mountains, you start to say “yeah! I should totally do that” then someone inevitably responds “ok but why though?” and all you can think of is “why not???” 8:57 pm • 8 March 2020 • 1 note

This is the most unique energy drink I’ve ever come across! I couldn’t find any glossy back paper to match the can so I used this flat matte piece instead. Once in a while, an energy drink can evoke a positive feeling of hurried inspiration. Anxious but quickly directed into productivity. This white lightning represents that. 10:00 am • 18 November 2019

Доброе утро! Good morning comrades, today we try the energy drink equivalent of a Moscow Mule. It was actually really good, tasted much more like a good spicy ginger beer than typical energy drink. This collage is of a water wheel, one used to turn a normal river into VERY powerful power. Power that could be used for a variety of household applications such as cooking, internet, and lighting your artistic creations zones during evenings. This particular water wheel has actual mammal-like legs with feet that it uses to spin-run through the water. It is a lightning-quick runner but also very down-to-earth. Feel free to ask it a question or even just a quick “Good day Mr.Wheel” if you happen to see it out there in the blustery autumn sunshine. 8:57 pm • 23 October 2019

Red Rain’s energy shot is of questionable value since it costs the same as the can. I’ve never really understood the appeal of these “energy shots” but maybe I’ve just never consumed one while being super tired, so I never noticed how much POWER they pack?? This collage is of a young city-dweller who dreams to one day return to the misty mountains he grew up in. 3:16 pm • 1 July 2018 • 2 notes

Cran Razz is what you write on a can if you don’t want to admit that there’s no actual fruit inside. “Oh it has cranberries and raspberries?” “uh.. well, almost!” But hey, what do I know, I’m no xyientist! Collage here is an icy cover-up situation featuring some shlub executive about to spill the beans on the detrimental impact his company is having on the surrounding arctic environment, but he’s being hushed at the last second by slippery ice weasels looking to avoid a scandal. 6:31 am • 23 June 2018 • 1 note

Baller’s Blend baby! This is an old stashed post from the winter but trust me that I’ve been balling 24/7 since drinking this. The formula of adding a little more sour berry flavour to something to instantly make it more luxurious, is flawless and time-tested. 8:27 pm • 7 June 2018 • 1 note