banishedquasiroyal:

nausicaaharris:

banishedquasiroyal: nausicaaharris: Toa Nokama swims up to you: “Hey there! This is my fursona, what do you think of her?” “I THINK SHE’S EXCELLENT,” says 27th president of the United States of America, William Howard Taft. “PERHAPS YOU HELP ME DESIGN MY OWN, AH, ‘FURSONA’?”

“Why certainly!” says the Toa of Water.

“Simply accept a bite from the Fursona Bug!”



“OH? WHAT CONVENIENT MEANS OF TRANSFORMATION,” says Taft, curling his exuberant mustache with glee. “HERE, MY FLESH IS SUPPLE AND READY FOR THE BITE.”



“PLEASE, I MUST ASK THAT YOU BE GENTLE. MY WIFE IS VERY JEALOUS AND COULD MISTAKE A WOUND FOR A HICKEY RECEIVED IN AN UNFLATTERING MANNER.”

