Jack White is about as private as big rock stars get, and he does not like his private info getting leaked. The University Of Oklahoma found this out after a school paper printed White’s tour rider before he played at the school’s McCasland Field House on Monday. White was paid $80,000 for the show, and he also had a long list of backstage accommodation requests. Those contract riders are pretty standard-issue for rock stars, even if they do sometimes relax those requirements for college shows, and the paper probably shouldn’t have printed it. Those requests are silly, but airing them out in public is more than a little disrespectful. And because of that disrespect, William Morris, White’s booking agency, is refusing to allow its acts to play the University, as Pitchfork points out. During the show, White mentioned the article, saying, “Just because you can type it on your computer doesn’t make it right.” So: Bad move, The Oklahoma Daily! Still: There is a whole lot of funny shit in here. For instance:

• “This is a NO BANANA TOUR. (Seriously.) We don’t want to see bananas anywhere in the building.”

• Eight champagne flutes, eight wine glasses, and eight highball glasses, all of them “real glass.”

• There needs to be one pound of “freshly sliced, high-quality prosciutto and aged salami with a sharp knife.”

• “NO FLUORESCENT LIGHTING” in the artist and VIP areas.

• No photos of White inside or directly outside the venue.

• A New York strip steak, cooked medium, that needs to be made or picked up just before the show ends.

• And, most infamously, White wants homemade guacamole, and he’s got a half-page-long recipe for exactly how he wants it made.

You can see the full contract here; the rider stuff is towards the bottom. So what’s White’s issue with bananas? Does Dan Auerbach love them or something?

UPDATE: Jack White’s management is reversing the decision and has released this statement: