Remember in elementary school English when you had "The 5 W's" of writing? Yeah. Here it goes.

-Who-

Two crazy ass brothers with way too much time on their hands got into Minecraft. We play off and on when we find a server we like. We always grace it with our presence and have some sort of huge intricate build on every single one we come into contact with. We've both played since Alpha 1.2 and are very familiar with it. We both focus our building styles on texture contrast, color theory, and have been known to go into long and complex parabolic equations just to find out the proper trajectory of an arch. We like to include sections of fibonacci numbers in our buildings as well, and have long and detailed pattern loops.

-What-

After our first base was destroyed by someone who used to be an ally, we went balls deep into this build. We needed something functional and classy. This is what we came up with.

-When-

It's been days since we started and I am sure it will be plenty more time before we finish. This is a stupid W that is hard to squeeze into writing.

-Where-

CamelotMC server, coordinates withheld.

http://camelotmc.net/

-Why-

Because we're fucking awesome.

Because we can.

Because we're better than you.

Why not?

To-Do List:

Sorry for that painful bit there. Below is the steps we took to do this just for the sake of having a longer bio.

Draw floor plans in photoshop

Plan pattern loops

Obtain materials

Lay out floors

Fence it off

Make buildings

Homosexualy it up with decorations

Steal villagers from a nearby village, carry them 2000+ blocks to location

Lock said villagers in a room indefinitely

Take an un -necessarily long break

Make a door farm to encourage mating

Give up on natural mating

Buy a spawner

Add golems

Buy a golem spawner too

Name golems

Decide there are too many to name

Surround the base in glass and water for raid protection

Celebrate by throwing eggs every which way

Add exit only doors

Record video tour

Add schematic