Disco star Lando Calrissian has a few secrets: he and Admiral Ackbar are having a "relationship", a...

Disco star Lando Calrissian has a few secrets: he and Admiral Ackbar are having a "relationship", and while he pretends to be straight he has quite an attraction for men. However, soon his disco spot is under threat from the legendary Japanese monster Godzilla. Lobot sends an urgent distress call, and soon Lando and the Rebel Alliance in their Y-Wings has assembled to battle the giant mutant. Lando is in charge along with Obi Wan Kenobi. When the ships' weapons seem useless against Gojira, Lando gets a bright idea and straps dynamite to Yoda, kicking him into the monster's mouth, but when he detonates it all he gets is a flaming burp from Godzilla.