Buy seven, get the eighth one free though

They overcompensating, rolling quarters into Speedos

It's all a big sports debate show

They make them choose opposite stances, this shit is fake, bro

They mark up as a miracle

A thousand-dollar price tag, six-dollar materials

Madea movie on the tube

And I'm sorry to inform you the grandmother is a dude

Yeah, they like to say that we're post-race

So they can give us MGK and take Ghostface

At the supermarket, shit annoys me

I'm still tripping, how they getting milk from a soy bean

One foot in the Rockaways, one foot in the Upper West

The hyphen in "have-not" is a knife in the padlock

Keep receipts for price-gauge tax return

Shacks and earn, give your taciturn ass a turn

Nuance... needs are the new wants

You still clip coupons if your orbit's the Forbes list

Somewhere out there are trillionaires who abhor it

They don't stroke their double-chin billy-goat hair

They don't stand out nor act like they really don't care

Feels good to agree with me as you chill in your chair

This text is just filler, the best is the pull quote

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle]They make you sell tickets to a playTo rock a show that's happening a whole 'nother dayYour frozen yogurt is a lieMachines full of unused boba in disguise[Chorus: Open Mike Eagle]Trickeration (it's a trick) [x8]Trickeration (so slow in the head)Trickeration (so easy to trick) [x4][Verse 2: MC Paul Barman]People in shock today, even after supper restRubberneckers see washed-up boardwalks and gravlaxStalwarts in all sorts, their serves in our ball courtsPush over tennis wall, when it falls transforms to small fortsNow let's rest for a full note