Female Mechagnome Flirts

No one has more junk in their trunk than me.

Just had a new oscillator installed. Care to take it for a spin?

You sure you're geared enough? Perhaps I should inspect your equipment.

Don't worry about wear and tear. I always keep some spare parts around.

Is it hot in here, or am I running low on coolant?

I hope you've got a wrench handy, because I'm in need of a tune up.

I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to an eleven.

Female Mechagnome Jokes

I like to make jokes about the elements... but only periodically.

What do you call it when two robots get into a fight? Assault and battery.

A lot of people say binary jokes aren't funny. But wait until you hear my bit!

Hey, are you wearing a wire? They're all the rage right now.

Any chance you could lend me a hand? Mine's in the shop.

When an Alliance solider yells "To arms!", my first question is "Which ones? I've got like a dozen to choose from!"

Sometimes, you just have to kick back, relax, and recharge.

Male Mechagnome Jokes

Electric sheep? No, I dream of explosive sheep!

I'll have you know my favorite type of music is not heavy metal. It's industrial.

Sometimes, I just feel like a cog in the machine, you know?

It takes nerves of steel to be a mechagnome. Though recently, we've switched to titanium.

Why yes, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone keep asking?

Being a mechagnome is great, but have you ever met a megagnome? They're huge! At least four feet tall.

Male Mechagnome Flirts

Have you been magnetized? Because I am so attracted to you right now.

Care to see if our components are... compatible?

My eyes light up every time I see you. Come to think of it, I can't seem to turn them off, which is mildly inconvenient.

Initiating flirtation protocol.

Don't go breaking my heart. Its warranty just expired.

You really accelerate my circulation system.

Just so you know, I am fully customizable.

Female Vulpera Jokes

What's a vulpera's favorite dance? The fox trot.

Never trust a sethrak merchant. Bunch of snake oil peddlers, if you ask me.

I want you to know I cherish your friendship. But if you die on me, I'm taking your stuff.

Sure, Meera's song about Dolly and Dot was catchy. But that doesn't mean all vulpera should be expected to write a jingle for our alpacas!

To survive in the dunes, you sometimes have to scavenge supplies. From other people. After you "incapacitate" them.

I'm drawing a line in the sand! Oh, I'm not mad--that's just what we did for fun back in Vol'dun.

Do you have something to tell me? Go ahead. I'm all ears.

Female Vulpera Flirts

It's lonely chasing my own tail. How about I chase yours instead?

The worst part about sand? It gets everywhere. And I mean... everywhere.

I'm sure you think "Hey, foxy!" is a clever pick-up line. But trust me, I've heard it a million times.

You drive me crazy... crazy like a fox!

Everything has its use. I could think of a couple for you.

Are you fixin' for a vixen?

You can visit my oasis anytime.

Male Vulpera Jokes

Can I mix you a drink? I've got... a fireflask, ranishu stomach acid, spoiled alpaca milk, and... Hey, where are you going?

Not every vulpera makes their home in the dunes. Some become pirates on the high seas. We call them "quitters".

The vulpera are survivors. We don't give up. We don't stop. We work harder.

Never loan gold to a troll named Akunda. When you try to collect, they'll insist you gave it to a different Akunda.

I'm gonna paint my wagon. Gonna paint it good.

What's the best part about joining the Horde? We finally get revenge on Gilneas for all those fox hunts!

Vulpera generally tell the truth, though we do enjoy the occasional... tall tail.

Male Vulpera Flirts

You're so hot I'm frothing at the mouth! Hmm, or is that rabies?

I've always got a seat on my wagon for you.

Have you come to trade? Or did you have something else in mind?

I could wander the desert with you all night. We'd freeze to death, but it would be worth it.

Come a little closer. I'll tell you what the fox says.

I'll be the fox. You be the hound.

Sorry for staring, but I can't help vul-peering at you.