UPDATE (9/21/15): David Cameron dismissed the claims about his pig-fucking days as a university student (as well as the bit in the book about him being in a marijuana "smoking club"). The PM's spokesperson said it was a "no comment" to The Independent, which gently points to the falling out between Cameron and the unauthorized biography's author, Lord Ashcroft, who was recently passed over for a role in the government.

See original story from 9/20/15 below.

I'm learning a lot of fun things tonight. Like, you know, about that one time the British Prime Minister David Cameron fucked a dead pig in the mouth. EWWW. WTF? In a new Cameron biography called Call Me Dave (co-written by Lord Ashcroft and Isabel Oakeshott), the PM allegedly revealed he once stuck his privates in a dead pig's mouth when he was a student at Oxford University. The pig's head was reportedly "resting on the lap of a member of the Piers Gaveston Society—a dining club at Oxford," according to Express. There's apparently even photographic evidence (!!!). TMI. DON'T NEED TO SEE THE PIC, THANKS.

This story sound familiar? Maybe because this is basically the pilot episode of Black Mirror, in which the Prime Minister fucks a pig on camera. This is so gross.

In case you didn't know, here's what the pig fucker looks like: