You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?

Even if you discount the flavor of sidewalk snow melter

which the sense receptors of the tongue can distinguish

in parts per billion.



I mean, you mean, the way things mean

is difference from other things, like martinis

which this is not, even plotted

on a curve of the superset of martinis

on the swerve of matter falling

on the meanest space.



use a gas chromatagraph

check your work

Sidewalk snow melter:

magnesium chloride

calcium chloride

sodium chloride.

does not harm pets

or sidewalks

but is a violence

against martinis.