Pelicans at Bucks: John Henson calls Nate Wolters "Coach."

Knicks at Nuggets: J.R. Smith starts referring to this matchup as his homecoming game.

Warriors at Suns: Leandro Barbosa brings a smile to everyone’s face.

Timberwolves at Clippers: A suspiciously sensitive Corey Brewer tells everyone to quit with the Zune jokes.

3/10/15

Magic at Pacers: Rodney Stuckey pretty clearly took all his trash talk fodder from Wikipedia.

Pelicans at Nets: Everyone learns a valuable lesson about recycling.

Cavaliers at Mavericks: Dion Waiters scores 10 points in the first quarter, lets it go to his head for the next three weeks.

Raptors at Spurs: The front offices agree to become sister franchises.

Knicks at Jazz: Tim Hardaway Jr. sees himself as more of a Timothy.

Pistons at Lakers: Kyle Singler thinks Jack Nicholson wants to see his Bucket List.

3/11/15

Kings at Hornets: Ramon Sessions assumes the Bobcats failed as a business.

Bulls at Sirs: Sam Hinkie petitions the league office to make every contract a 10-day contract.

Grizzlies at Celtics: Courtney Lee walks his own autobiographical Freedom Trail.

Nets at Heat: David Stern shows up in shorts and flip-flops.

Magic at Bucks: This game defines the difference between tanking and rebuilding.

Clippers at Thunder: A joyous occasion that gets even better if you stop using it to predict the playoffs.

Hawks at Nuggets: The refs give everyone an extra foul just to see what it’s like.

Timberwolves at Suns: P.J. Tucker turns the restricted area into a free speech zone.

Pistons at Warriors: Stan Van Gundy steals a random Tesla from the Oracle Arena parking lot.

Rockets at Blazers: Dwight Howard can’t get enough of these donuts!

3/12/15

Bucks at Pacers: The race for 12th in the East is heating up.

Grizzlies at Wizards: Tragically, no one takes Jordan Adams seriously when he complains of losing feeling in his face.

Cavaliers at Spurs: Reggie Miller says "NBA Finals Preview" 76 times, "NBA Finals Pre-Shoe" twice.

Rockets at Jazz: James Harden tells Patrick Beverley he’s trying too hard.

Knicks at Lakers: Kobe Bryant gifts Phil Jackson a book just to prove a point.

3/13/15

Bulls at Hornets: Doug McDermott can’t play because he’s allergic.

Kings at Sirs: Rudy Gay calls a reporter a "dweeb."

Magic at Celtics: Brad Stevens, tired of living a double life, shares his devotion to Wicca.

Heat at Raptors: "Who Wants To Sex Caboclo?" becomes the league’s least tolerable meme.

Timberwolves at Thunder: Steven Adams burnishes his reputation as the league’s new bad boy when Kendrick Perkins sends him to detention.

Clippers at Mavericks: Jamal Crawford dribbles out the last four minutes of the third quarter.

Warriors at Nuggets: Jusuf Nurkic brings a whole new meaning to the word "respect."

Hawks at Suns: Adreian Payne sinks a halfcourt shot to end the first half, wins a new car.

Pistons at Blazers: Robin Lopez swears he saw Matt Groening in the crowd.

3/14/15

Celtics at Pacers: Whoever wins, we lose.

Kings at Wizards: DeMarcus Cousins dedicates his performance to Jill Biden.

Nets at Sirs: Mason Plumlee won’t shut up about what the forefathers would think.

Bucks at Grizzlies: Beno Udrih deserves an extra plate of ribs.

Pistons at Jazz: The official scorer misplaces the box score, uses one from 1997 instead.

Knicks at Warriors: Carmelo Anthony intentionally jumps into the crowd so he can network.

3/15/15

Bulls at Thunder: Derrick Rose accuses Kevin Durant of plagiarizing his MVP speech.