KungFuPandaWorks Mon 07-Oct-19 18:05:44

Need to take DN(12) out somewhere, but she was being really slow finishing up her tea. Just basically pissing around. She had her food Infront of her for about 20ish minutes.



I told her if she didn't finish soon she can't go to her activity because we need to set off very soon. Next thing, she suddenly rams a full sausage off her plate into her mouth, I stared at her and told her not to deepthroat the sausage down her throat



I meant to say dont shove it down your throat, I had a total brainfart. DH turned round and looked at me horrified, and DN looked confused. Like she didn't know what it meant but knew it was rude.



Oh god I feel a massive twat, and DH just keeps looking at me in disbelief. I'm flitting between laughing and hiding in embarrassment.