Request: A Dramatic Reading of the Digimon Theme Song

eternal-sailor-dianamon asked prozdvoices:

Um, if you are willing to dramatically read theme songs as poems, might you be willing to do that to the english opening theme of Digimon? If you are willing, the dub theme to Adventure, the dub theme to Adventure 2002, or the dub theme to Tamers are all fine, you can do any of them, any combination, or all of them. But, that’s assuming you want to. If you don’t want to, you needn’t.

Well, the English Digimon intro is a fucking masterpiece in itself, so of course I had to honor it.