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OK, if anyone is near Bryan Stork, send us a picture of him, so we’ll know for sure where he is and what’s going on.

The guy who started a Super Bowl two seasons ago for the Patriots and was reportedly cut this morning, then reportedly traded, may not be going to Washington after all.

According to former Washington tight end Chris Cooley, who still works for Dan Snyder’s radio station, Stork is retiring.

Mike Jones of the Washington Post, who does not work for Snyder, said his source told him that was “possibly” true.

Stork is a good player and would clearly be of benefit to a team if he wanted to play. But he also has a track record of concussions, and that could be a factor here as well.

But at this point, he could abandon snapping for a living and try out to play Major League Baseball and we wouldn’t be surprised.