garym said: I am 57 and my flashing days ended over 4 years ago and not because of my age. I got married, adopted the kid, and got promoted at work. I am in good shape physically for a man my age, but my overall appearance has changed, and even if I was not married with the kid and a big shot at work it would still be game over. I was never a serious career flasher though. Click to expand...

I am 5700 and my flashing days ended over 40 years ago and not because of my age. They took the mummies off public display because we were deteriorating too much. I am in good shape physically for a man my age but my overall appearance has changed; and even if I wasn't endowed with a 9 inch penis and a big shot at the museum, it would still be game over. I was never a serious display-case flasher though because I couldn't get it up anymore. Click to expand...

Maybe they effected some enhancements to enhance his experience in the afterlife.

Gary, I'm only playing with your words so no offense. Your post resurrected a memory which, believe it or not, is true except for the 5700 and an important qualification. The 5700 might be stretching the truth by a couple of millennia but I don't remember the date(s). The qualification is that I'm speaking for a relic from the past, not for myself.A few decades ago, I did someflashing, there. Every time that I went to the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History, I'd hang around his display-case for a few minutes just to watch the young girls gawk, point and giggle. Without fail, their reaction was always a forgone conclusion. Thedead man's penis was indeed a nine incher albeit in the opposite from erect position -Was he a Pharaoh? Maybe but I can't remember. I've just consulted google but can't find anything.____________________Another one was(AKA the soap man), a blacksmith who may have died in Philadelphia circa 1700 and something. Unearthed at the site of an old cemetery, forgotten save for some logs, his portly body had turned into a bar of soap via ground conditions -There may have been allot of natural lye or something similar in the ground.In another museum, there's a soap woman hailed by the same surname but she isn't him -____________________There were allot of skulls, skeletons and mummies in that section -From the second floor of the rotunda, the macabre section opened with rows of white skulls against a black backdrop. Each row represented a different time period wherein each skull symbolized so many millions of people who lived at that time. Thus from past to present, each row had more skulls than the previous row. I'm unsure but think that the oldest rows were at the bottom and had the least number of skulls. Also the skulls in the oldest rows were in the worst condition. Therefore it seems reasonable to assume that each skull came from a person who lived at the time represented by its row. By this conception, the oldest skulls were more fragmented and missing the most teeth.Although certain beyond any doubt, it seemed surreal to contemplate that each pair of empty eye sockets once held eyes that could've seen you -____________________I don't know about now but(AKA the Fenykovi elephant) stood mounted, 13-14 feet tall, in the center of the rotunda. Something to behold, it weighed(12 tons) when it lived. That's more than a T-Rex. Tragically to my mind, the animal was chased and felled by 16 shots over several hours, 12 from a big elephant gun. His crime was simply being magnificent. Likely the largest animal to walk the Earth in two or three centuries, his equal has not been seen since. Not even turning on the hunters that killed him, he merely kept trying to run away.But this is what people do, human nature at its finest.