That is an excellent question.

I honestly couldn’t imagine why you wouldn’t be able to derive certain conclusions about an individual’s mental state based on their waffle toppings. Coffee included.

Ktlerrenese, the Artist of 2am Philosophy, has been known to put some pretty strange things on his waffles, almost by feel grabbing seemingly random things from the cupboards, and then postulating about what his own thoughts must be as a result. So you are in good company when wondering about this. In fact, my people would say that you are ktlerronesa when when you ask this question. Which means “to practice, or be practicing, 2am Philosophy”. You might be described as ktlarrinese, which would be a high compliment, meaning that you are a legitimate “2am philosopher”. Ktlarrinesi would refer to an “amateur 2am philosopher”, or a poseur of such. Anyway, I digress.

My point is that this sort of thing has been speculated upon for millennia by the most dedicated minds of my people. Unfortunately, while everyone agrees that there are answers to your questions, none are yet forthcoming.

The best thing you can do is try it yourself. Put some coffee on your waffle, and then ask yourself what you were thinking and what your mood was, and then write it down.

When you have done this, please let me know. I can pass your notes to Ktlerrenese, and he can compile them with his, and perhaps we will learn something!

Thank you! And good luck!