Shrek Finds

It was a typical day in SHREK'S swamp. Shrek had just finished pleasuring himself in the outhouse when he decided to take a nice, hot, steamy, sexual mud bath. He removed his smelly, sweat-soaked clothing and slowly lowered himself into the bubbling mud. He allowed the liquid to cover him EVERYWHERE, even to enter him. Just as he was settling in, he noticed something soft, but solid under his booty. Alarmed, he stood up and his erection quickly flopped. He dug through the mud until he found it; a lock of long, blonde hair completely covered in mud and filth. Much to his amusement, he found that this was not ordinary hair, but pubic hair. He pulled on it until a nice, round booty emerged from the mud. Attached to that booty was a girl with extremely strange looking ears. Shrek managed to get the girl out of the mud and intended to bring her back to his home for some fun. Without even hosing her off, Shrek threw her onto the kitchen table and began lubing himself up. Just as he inserted himself into her unconscious vagina, her eyes lit up, literally, and her entire body sprung to life. Once again, his erection diminished. After a series of magical lights and sounds, the girl finally spoke.

"Chi," she said questioningly.

"Wat in the heck are ya talkin' about?" Shrek growled.

"Chi," she repeated. It seemed this was the only thing she knew how to say.

"Is that yer name?" asked Shrek.

"Chi," she nodded in approval and smiled. "Hideki?" she asked pointing to Shrek, and her face fell.

"NO!" Shrek yelled, annoyed. "My name is Shrek, got it?"

"Sh-" Chi started.

"SHREK!"

"Sh-sh-Shrek?"

"That's right, Chi" Shrek carressed her naked bosom.

"Shrek!" Chi said triumphantly, pointing at Shrek's manhood. Shrek grinned and pulled her pointing finger towards his pulsing member. Finally, he thought I haven't had any action besides Donkey for months. Chi COCKed her head but remained otherwise motionless, "Shrek?"

"I'll show ya wat to do" Shrek said, realizing that she was confused. He started to move her hand up and down his hairy, green shaft and eventually let go of her hand. She continued understandingly. Shrek smiled.

"Shrek is smiling. Chi is happy." Chi said.

"Do ya wanna make me even more happy?" Shrek asked.

"Chi!" she said, grinning. Shrek pushed her onto her knees.

"Open yer mouth" Shrek commanded. Chi obeyed without question. So submissive, I love it, thought Shrek, Fiona was never like that. "Can't ya go any wider than that?" Shrek asked, challengingly. Chi opened her mouth even wider.

"Ch-" without even letting her finish her "Chi" Shrek shoved his giant green sausage into her mouth. Chi was startled, but didn't struggle.

"Cover yer teeth," Shrek said, as he closed his eyes and grabbed onto her hair. He pulled on it, hard. Chi let out a muffled "Chi," but obeyed. She moved her head back and forth, slowly at first, but then escalated quickly. She remembered doing this to Hideki daily, hourly even. Finally, Shrek let out a huge ogre groan and released himself into her mouth.

"Swallow it," he commanded, and Chi obeyed, happily. She wiped the green cum off of her face and said,

"Did Chi make Shrek happy? Shrek has smiling face!" Shrek smiled and sighed.

"Yes, you made me very happy, Chi. It's almost like ya already knew what yer were doing."

"Hideki taught me," she said, sadly.

"Who in god's name is Hideki?" Shrek asked aggressively.

"Hideki is Chi's special person. The person just for Chi," said Chi. Shrek cackled.

"Not anymore!" he said, grinning.

"Where is Chi? And where is Hideki?" Chi asked.

"We're in MY SWAMP," Shrek answered, "and no one leaves MY SWAMP without MY permission"

"If Chi is staying here, is it our swamp?" Chi asked.

"NO IT'S MY SWAMP!" yelled Shrek, his spittle getting all over Chi's face and hair. Chi didn't move a mechanical muscle. "Got it?" he questioned.

"Chi."