Well here we are again, two Zappa classics, both with the almighty Roxy Band, both nine tracks, so let’s get it on!

1. “Don’t Eat That Yellow Snow” v “Inca Roads”

The Nanook Suite is what made me a Zappa fan, but “Inca Roads” is my favorite Zappa track of all, so “Inca Roads” it is.

2. “Nanook Rubs It” v “Can’t Afford No Shoes”

I like “Can’t Afford No Shoes”, but it’s my least favorite track on One Size, so I’m going with “Nanook Rubs It”.

3. “St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast” v “Sofa No. 1”

“Sofa” is a cool piece, but “St Alfonzo” is “St Alfonzo”, so there you go.

4. “Father O’Blivion” v “Po-Jama People”

Wow, two awesome tracks but I give it to “Po-Jama People” on this one.

5. “Cosmik Debris” v “Florentine Pogen”

Wow! Two Zappa classics but for Napoleon’s vocals, that little Chester’s gorilla section, I’m going with “Florentine Pogen”.

6. “Excentrifigul Forz” v “Evelyn, A Modified Dog”

Neither one is a favorite of mine, but “Evelyn” is a fun, quirky harpsichord piece that I find pretty enjoyable so I’m going with the modified dog.

7. “Apostrophe” v “San Ber’dino”

Ooh, two tracks I really like, but I give an edge to “Apostrophe”. I mean, Frank Zappa, Jack Bruce, Jim Gordon. Nuff said.

8. “Uncle Remus” v “Andy”

I love “Uncle Remus”, but “Andy”, wow. The instrumentation, George and Napoleon are both in excellent voice, that little Johnny “Guitar” Watson cameo, I have to go “Andy”.

9. “Stink Foot” v “Sofa No 2”

I like “Stink Foot” as a song, but I always found the studio version kind of plodding, so I’m going with “Sofa No 2”.

One Size Fits All wins 6-3.