Damn you fire throwing turtles, why don’t you just let my Super Mario pass through the pipe drain so that he can rescue his princess????? I haven’t bath like in ages, even the pizza in my lap is rotten and it stinks….. plzzzzzzz plzzz plzzzz plzzz…. oh no no no nooooo. I have to do it all over again. DAMN YOU TURTLES!!!!

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