I received two AWESOME laser-cut reddit aliens and a letter (and a three-month gold subscription) from my secret santa. The letter reads as follows:

"Sir Le_Renard,

In recognition of your distinguished service and devotion to the Reddit community, in honor of your outstanding submissions towards expanding and improving the content of the interwebs, and in admiration of your noble and generous financial contributions to the upkeep of the voice of the internet, I would like to present to you a badge symbolizing to the world your status as an elite member of the Reddit community in addition to three months of fancy-monocle-top-hattery that was bestowed upon you earlier this month.

This badge is a custom one-of-a-kind production (well, technically two-of-a-kind) and has been specially laser-cut just for you with PEW PEW magic out of stainless steel and acrylic, and can be used to endorse property of your choice (with hopes that your property is of your ownership, because our legal staff is on holiday break and get grumpy if we bother them). The adhesive backing is safe for use on vehicle paint, if that is along the lines of property you may be considering, and can be removed when desired with floss or fishing line utilized in a sawing motion across it.

We hope that in bearing this badge, the qualities of civility and open-mindedness that have attracted you and other similar-minded individuals to Reddit will be recognized by others of the esteemed community living in your area, and after cordial introductions are made, that many gatherings of open discussion and fancy tea parties will ensue.

Yours respectfully, Tonyloc Le Vintage Manufacturing, LLC"

Anyway, these things are really cool and I plan to affix one of them to my laptop, which I can't take a picture of because the camera I'm using is on the front of said laptop. Thank you!