The New CMS “Gas Station Attendant” Shirts Are Here!

These fantastic new shirts look amazing! It’s time for you to look just as amazing in them. These are limited edition shirts, so buy them fast! They WILL sell out fast!









Size Small $40.00 USD Medium $40.00 USD Large $40.00 USD XL $40.00 USD 2XL $45.00 USD 3XL $45.00 USD







The CMS Classic T-Shirts are available!

Look as cool as this guy in your stylish CMS T-Shirt! It may not make you as incredible a drummer as he is, but it almost guarantees you’ll be just as cool! GET YOURS NOW!!



Shirt Size Dude Small $20.00 USD Dude Medium $20.00 USD Dude Large $20.00 USD Dude XL $20.00 USD Dude XXL $25.00 USD Dude XXXL $25.00 USD Dude XXXXL $25.00 USD







Ladies, the shirt that will make your tits look just as delicious as can be is your CMS Ladies’ T-Shirt! Stop being a flatso and start having people want to fuck you! Get this shirt today!!



Dude’s Size Chick Small $20.00 USD Chick Medium $20.00 USD Chick Large $20.00 USD Chick XL $20.00 USD Chick XXL $25.00 USD







Don’t forget to cover that head! Not everyone can have the incredible hair Chris has, so the CMS have made some hats to cover that balding mess you have! Get yours today and stop looking like your grandfather’s sick old friend in the Nursing Home!









