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Most people have heard of the tragedy that befell the actors involved in the Poltergeist movies: Dominique Dunne (the older daughter) was brutally murdered, Heather O'Rourke (the little girl) died of a rare intestinal blockage, and worst of all, Craig T. Nelson (the dad) went on to star in "Coach". So began the legend of the Poltergeist curse! Yet, as bad as that curse was, it pales in comparison to the hex on another show. Believe it or not, there is a TV program that is so unholy, so cursed, so deadly that those who dare to guest star on it are certainly DOOMED!!! I am talking about the best show on television: The Simpsons (AKA Killy McGee TV). This cartoon is so lethal that its curse rivals that of the deadliest movie of all: "The Wizard of Oz" , in which nearly all its actors are DEAD! This website is dedicated to the brave actors who have fallen prey to

The Curse of the Simpsons .

Be afraid... be very afraid! - Major Noize, Noodle Muffin

CURSE ALERT: 12-12-12 The Curse of the Simpsons struck down Ernest Borgnine on 6/8/12. Oh, the humanity! More coming ...

4-30-12 After Liz Taylor's demise a year ago, the Curse of the Simpsons took a bit of a break. Then, while I was vacationing in Chile last December, the Curse came roaring back, smiting Harry Morgan on 12/7/11. Now, the world's oldest teenager Dick Clark fell victim to the Curse on 4/18/12. When will this nightmare end!





The Curse of the Simpsons Running Total: 53 Victims

Victims of "The Curse of The Simpsons"

* These dudes didn't actually guest star on The Simpsons, but were close enough to be snuffed by The Curse.

The Curse of the Simpsons Death Pool:

Be the first to guess the next Simpsons guest star to fall prey to The Curse and win a free Noodle Muffin T-Shirt (1 entry per person). Still haven't had a winner, though there have been some creative entries. E-mail us at: noise@noodlemuffin.com



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