1.) Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift look like Anna Wintour after a tragic highlighter incident.

2.) Demi Lovato

Demi Lovato is Telemundo Morticia Adams.

3.) Zendaya

Who let Zendaya take fashion advice from Suze Orman?

4.) Johnny Depp

This outfit is why you don’t have an Oscar, Depp.

5.) Sam Hunt

What kind of LGBT Easter outfit is this?

6.) Janelle Monae

I don’t understand anything about this outfit, but I am here for it.

7.) Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga deserves a Grammy for walking in those heels.

8.) Ellie Goulding

Ellie, stop abusing the Kylie Jenner lip kit!

9.) Carrie Underwood

The first Real Housewife of Nashville

10.) Tove Lo

She looks like she was brutally beaten with a Hot Topic rack.

11.) Florence Welch

Flo, I get that you’re “ethereal”, but this night gown is some nonsense!

12.) Lisa Lampanelli

Firstly, how the hell did she score a ticket to this? Secondly, why does she look like an even gayer Pee Wee Herman?

13.) Karen Fairchild and Kimberly Schlapman of Little Big Town

On the left we have Shania Twain after one too many glasses of Pinot, on the right we have Taylor Swift five seconds after sticking a fork in an electrical socket.

14.) Joy Villa

Aaliyah did not die for you to steal her Queen of the Damned look, Joy!

15.) James Bay

Your disguise doesn’t fool me, Cara Delevigne!

16.) Dencia



I have nothing negative to say about this look. In fact, I’m going to ask Dencia if I can borrow it for my next drag performance.

17.) Manika

According to Wikipedia, this woman was born in 1993, but I’m still not convinced that she isn’t just a hardened stripper of 45 years.

18.) Madison Beer

Girl, you ain’t fooling anyone we know that’s just a silk kimono pillow you’re wearing.