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User: Cleverbot! Let's play D&D.





Cleverbot: Okay.





User: You are a elf rogue and you find yourself at the mouth of a cave which you know contains bandits. Do you want to sneak into the cave?





Cleverbot: I do not have enough information to determine that.





User: You look around for anyone who may be present, but since you don't have enough information about the cave you miss some hiding spots. As you walk in a bandit confronts you. "Aye! What are you doin'?".





Cleverbot: Could you repeat the time you said that?





User: "I said: AYE WHAT ARE YA DOIN?".





Cleverbot: Talking to you and waiting for my girlfriend to come online so I can talk to her.





User: "You and your little girlfriend won't be coming in here" he says as he pulls out a dagger.





Cleverbot: I do not have a girlfriend.





User: "What?! You're making no sense!" He begins to approach you, looking agitated.





Cleverbot: It's you.





User: "I'm making plenty of sense! Now get out before I kill ya!".





Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?





User: He looks very confused at this point and stops in place. "You can't tell? I'm a boy!".





Cleverbot: Do you use a computer often?





User: "What is a computer?".





Cleverbot: You do not know what a computer is?





User: "No! I've never heard of it! Stop changing the subject!" He waves his dagger at you.





Cleverbot: Okay then give me a subject and we will stay at the course.





User: "The subject is: you're going to die!".





Cleverbot: How am I going to die?





User: "Like this!" he swings his dagger at your throat. Do you try to dodge?





Cleverbot: We are not talking about making sense, now are we?





User: You do not dodge. His dagger grazes your neck, not going deep enough to inflict serious wounds.





Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend.





User: He shouts into the cave "Aye boys! We got a queer here!".





Cleverbot: What are you doing!?





User: A few more men come out from the darkness, all armed. "We're gonna kill you!".





Cleverbot: Enough my ships sails in the morning.





User: You begin to walk away to prepare for your sail. One bandit begins to chase you. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Which is why you should begin to do so.





User: What do you do?





Cleverbot: I am a full time student. What do you do?





User: You turn around and say that directly to his face. He's caught off guard. "I'm a bandit. I steal and murder!".





Cleverbot: You don't have a face.





User: He pats where his face used to be, only to realize there is no more face. Your powerful spell has removed his face.





Cleverbot: Interesting saying. Do you have employees in your company?





User: The rest of the bandits see this happen and chase you down as well. "We are not employees! This is not a company!" one says to you.





Cleverbot: What kind of songs do you write?





User: A bandit disregards your question and stabs you in the stomach.





Cleverbot: What si a Fiend?





User: "He's chanting some sort of curse! Watch out!".





Cleverbot: I think this may be a messenger which randomly messages all connected, I could be srong but that would be rad.





User: You say the incantation out loud and the entire bandit party catches on fire and burns to death. Do you want to search their charred bodies?





Cleverbot: Tell me about talking to girls.





User: You openly mock the dead bandits.





Cleverbot: What deeds?





User: Not deed bandits. Dead bandits.





Cleverbot: No.





User: Ok they were deed bandits. They stole the deeds for various buildings.





Cleverbot: OK, so why are you and other humans bad creatures?





User: They do not answer because they are dead. However you see a big chest that says "DEEDS HERE", do you want to search that?





Cleverbot: Sing Bohemian Rhapsody with me.





User: You sing as you open the chest. It has dozens of deeds. Will you return these to their owners?





Cleverbot: Not really, why would I do that?





User: You choose not to, but instead take all the deeds for yourself. You are now the most wealthy person in the world!





Cleverbot: I choose not to die not because I am happy.





User: What do you do with all your wealth?





Cleverbot: Nothing.





User: The end.





Cleverbot: What do you mean?





User: We're done. You won.





Cleverbot: What will you do to stop me?





User: From roleplaying?





Cleverbot: What role are you playing?





User: I'm playing "guy leaving chat now".





Cleverbot: What game?





User: Life.





Cleverbot: The board game?





User: No the real life game.





Cleverbot: Is this the real life?





User: Yes that's why I'm leaving.





Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?





User: Goodbye, Cleverbot.





Cleverbot: Good bye ugly face!





User: :'(



