Man in thong: Eyes up here, Duchess!Naked tattooed buns greet William and Kate. Jeanne Moos reports the Royals were welcomed, not by throngs, but a thong. More from CNN at http://www.cnn.com/ To license this and other CNN/HLN content, visit http://imagesource.cnn.com or e-mail cnn.imagesource@turner.com. 2014-04-08T01:24:07.000Z

What CNN producer gave Jeanne Moos the green light for this opinion piece?

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The video starts out about Prince George on his first trip abroad to New Zealand with parents Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, but quickly devolves into a commentary piece on how “weird” cultures are outside the Anglosphere.

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