Okay, I think this might be Poe but just for fun and knowing that humanity's idiocy knows no boundaries so this still might be real, I'll dissect this shit. Have fun.

um nope. I am a proud white male with an 18 inch cock, thicker than a gallon milk can.

Oh, I'm sure you are.

I have a pedigree going back 10 thousand years to the Aryan-Teutonics of Asgard and Atlantis, and the government is so frightened of my innate caucasoid potential that they made me file a non disclosure agreement of my superior white male dna supreme genetics.

Now you are just throwing around huge numbers like a preschool kid. "Yeah? Well, I can lift 100000000 kilograms!"

It is impossible to trace your bloodline that far back. Frankly, I doubt that human civilization itself is that old, but I may be wrong. Also, now I'm convinced that you wrmere furiously wanking to the idea of the government being frightened of your Mighty Caucasian Dick while you were writing this.

Ew.

You see white men are actually from the distant island of atlantis which was floating in the tuberclizician Stratosphere of Earth, which Gulliver christened as Laputa.

And the women came from...?

Also, what the fuck "tuberclizian" means? I looked it up and found nothing. Not even unrelated things.

Also, do you seriously believe that Gulliver's story is real? You must be trolling.

We were a race of megalithic giantoids with red hair, the conqueror race. We were sentenced to sexual death because of the Ebonoid and Citrusoid races. The Citrusoid, or yellow Asiatic barbaric monghoulic species was jealous of our huge cocks-the average pureblood Nordid Halstett-Corded Aryan Anglo White man has a 20 inch cock. The Asiatic Yiddishazim-Ashkenazim-Judeoids were a race of hybrid daemons who assisted these evilistic Asiatics.

...Evilistic?

Ooookay, moving on.

The Eboniods, or black negaroids, were covetators of our white women who were bred from eagles and doves to be the ultimate submissive-masochistic-subservile-Yin to the white males Yang-dominant-bodylikespiritualism.

And you"re sexist, too. Seriously, I'm not even surprised.

The white woman’s queen Mother Yggdrassil was having an affair with the negaroid slave and therefore she aided the Negars and Negaroids in killing white males.

YGGDRASIL. WHAT. YOU FAIL MYTHOLOGY FOREVER.

L Ron Hubbard discovered this plot during a pineal gland decalcification session but ended up being destroyed by telpathic cryonic warfare which freezes the neuronic synpatic connection between the pineal gland and the chakra center in the cingulate cortex. The third eye of the white dieties were obfuscated by the evil left reptilian draco, which subversed the Jewish media control over us.

I'm literally unable to comprehend these sentences. Apparently, you don't know what"cryonic" means and only use it to sound smart. Also you included L. Ron Hubbard into this, as if your insanity wasn't enough.

The media such as CNN and other leftwings use a broadcast frequency of 1666 hertz by an amplitude of 616 mm. This is why 666 and 616 were numbers of the devil in Revelation. The frequencies activate the submissive part of the brain in White Male DNA brains by enlarging the medulla oblongata to three times its original size. Righteous Christian anti Zionist news media like Fox and David Duke attempt to combat this by equilibriumization of the frequencies through ultraviolet subsonarization of liquid hydrogen particles in CNN and MSNBC copper wiring composed of the unique formula C2FH1P2 molar mass 16.44 density 44mol/g.

With a quick Google search, my diminutive knowledge of organic chemistry and ten minutes of my precious time, I have proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that the existence of this formula is chemically impossible. You'd need at least two more hydrogen atoms to make it work. I looked it up and again, like with "tuberclizian", Google returned no hits, not even for the chemically correct version(+2 H atoms). Also, if this existed, its molar mass would be 106 grams, not 16.44. That's awfully close to the molar mass of oxygen for a chemical composed of 5 rather large and one smaller atom.

The doublement of 44 is 88 which corresponds to H in the Englican-Phoenician alphabetization of language. HH is Heil Hitler. This is why true proud Aryans must wear 14/88 on the base of their skull, blocking intereference transmissions aimed at tge medulla oblongata.

Wake up noble Aryan men. Take our women back.

The what of the what is what? I get it, you're trying to establish some crackpot numerological motif with the molar mass and density of this makebelieve fairydust chemical, but seriously WHAT?!

This even beats the quote that proved the existence of God by saying that the four atoms in a certain chemical corresponded to Y H W H.

I'm pretty sure this is a Poe, but in the case it isn't, I say: You are mentally ill.

Good day. My work here is done.