kyurem:

what…

Well… Let’s take a look to determine whether or not this image is real or fake.

Luckily I have with me everyone’s favorite Detective Connoisseur, Cilan! Take it away! IT’S DETECTIVE TIME!



Cilan: Well, to a casual observer, this image looks rather convincing, seeing as every confirmed Mega Evolution so far is included in this image. However, things aren’t always what they seem. Something tastes off about this….

Ah ha!



Those squiggly lines! They have a familiar flavor…. I feel like I’ve seen them somewhere before…. That’s right! This is what it looks like when someone takes a picture of an electronic screen!But why would someone do that?Because they wanted a photo, but they only had a computer?That must be it!But that’s not all that smells fishy about this image….That’s right! There is no furigana to help kids read the kanji!Yeah, kids like Ash.Hey! I can read con gee just fine without furry…Wait what?Oh yeah? What does that say Mister smarty pants!What the–Ash! You’re a genius! You pointed out my next clue! There are kanji here that shouldn’t be here at all!You see, the “Kanto” in Kanto region is never written with kanji but instead is written in katakana as カントー (which also separates it from the actual 関東/かんとう which is the east side of Japan for real)… in other words, this shouldn’t be here at all!Which brings me to my next clue! Why does only our region, the Unova region, have the word “region” included? See? The last group of Pokemon is the only one to have it! If this were official information, it seems like a sloppy mistake indeed! They would all be consistent!Something else about this seems off as well…The actual text appears as though it is meant to say “Unlock the secrets of Mega Evolution”, but it is said in an unnatural (though still understandable) way…. I smell the aroma of a mechanical translator!

In other words! THIS IMAGE MUST BE A FAKE!

(via furfurfrou)