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The problem is that you are actually a goat. You may have thought about this possibility and ruled it out due to the lack of a tail protruding from your buttocks; however, I assure you that this is simply a minor detail. The 'tail gene' is often missed in goats (about 1 of every 2000), however the lack of hair in the middle of your upper lip is as clear a sign as any.

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