Relativity Falls? Relativity Falls.

From what I can tell, the basic premise is that the ages and roles of all our favorite Pines family members are swapped around so that the Mystery Twins we’ve known and loved from the start are now in Stanford and Stanley’s place, making Dipper our sweaty and mysterious author and Mabel the lovable con-artist trying to get him back from the other side of the portal.

Of course, I’m an awful person who likes to focus on people other than the main characters, which is why I made this doodley mess of speculation. Robbie’s the town mortician, Tambry’s the town doctor, and Wendy the surprisingly strong and lithe lumberjack. Stanley likes to sneak onto the Valentino’s property to try and raise the dead, but he’s such an overly dramatic nerd that Robbie can see and hear his theatrics from the house, scooping him up to deliver him back to his Graunty Mabel before he can cause any real damage. The old woman likes to try and thank him with caticatures.

As for Carla, she’s either visiting town for the summer or was born there. It doesn’t really matter all that much; I just need her to be there to terrorize the boys with her rambunctious energy. She either gives Stanford his axolotl or decides to take joint custody of it because it’s the perfect shade of pink.