A Seattle man tripping on LSD went down as the world's weirdest burglar this weekend after he unleashed his hallucinations on an unsuspecting neighbors' apartment.

Police say 30-year-old David Stolte broke into his neighbors' apartment and proceeded to bizarrely rearrange the couple's belongings.

The couple say they found a frozen crab in the closet, cat litter in the sink, clothes in the bathtub and their apartment covered in mess. All of Mr Doerschel's bank cards had been removed from his wallet and stuffed into a chocolate muffin, and the peep hole had been removed from the door.

"The crab from the freezer was just sitting right here on the blanket on the bike," Derek Doerschel Kiro 7.

When police approached Stolte, he told them he was Jack Bauer from 24.

Stolte's mother says her son has had a history of bipolar disease and said his legal problems may end up getting him the help he needs.

[image via AP]