PaulFistinyourface posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 02:42:28 pm











4 5 and 7 posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 02:45:53 pm

are watching u





4 5 and 7 posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 02:46:40 pm







4 5 and 7 posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 02:48:15 pm







4 5 and 7 posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 02:48:35 pm







4 5 and 7 posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 02:48:49 pm

they c ur every move





johnny posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 03:03:48 pm

the gif of him coming out of the water from jaws is incredible





alberto readstone posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 03:09:50 pm







johnny posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 04:53:24 pm

yeah!





hedbakery posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 04:55:36 pm

no match for ..







alberto readstone posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 05:14:18 pm

one look at you and i can't disguise i got





IIII posted this on Apr 18th, 2010 at 05:16:53 pm

hahaha!





japanese2english posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 05:10:33 am

God DAMNIT Beano I came to this thread to post that :o





gethexadecimal posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 05:12:49 am

Will Orpik or James Harrison kill someone during a live sporting event first?





creepydrifter posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 05:14:25 am

as orpik's beard gets going and the games more intense his eyes become more and more creepy.





Wildcat! posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 05:21:32 am







PARTY MONEY posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 05:24:44 am

orpik rules. great american. how bizarre was alfie going after him on the ice yesterday. this series is going to start getting ugly if pens take a big lead again on tuesday.





Wildcat! posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 05:25:00 am







japanese2english posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 05:33:59 am

I love this guy so much.





Warchild posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 06:05:20 am

he really does have the crazy eye. into it.





bgreman posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 06:22:24 am

I'm pretty sure something is messed up in his head as he seems to blink about 100x less than normal human beings.





Jethro posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 08:23:02 am

man he looks like he just came out of a few years in solitary in the gif Wildcat! posted





PaulFistinyourface posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 09:29:53 am

it's called focus





gethexadecimal posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 09:32:21 am

I think this may be the best thread this board has ever seen.





black n gold posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 09:34:28 am

this is actually a pretty fucked up thread - he has a rare condition that simultaneously pulls the skin around his eyes taut and possesses him to crush opponents in the open ice.





i <3 boners posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 09:39:17 am

someone photoshop one of an Eye of Orpik onto the Eye of Sauron plz





gethexadecimal posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 09:48:51 am

I C U





uncle albert posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 09:59:49 am







godhateskeith posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:52:25 am

here's hoping he kills alfie and eats his children.





MercyfulNate posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:53:49 am

time has been killing alfie for years.





lastshot posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:54:01 am

pittsburgh's answer to clint eastwood...





The Gentleman posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:55:14 am

That Jaws gif seals the deal.





black n gold posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 10:59:16 am

lost all respect for Alfredsson when he shot the puck at Niedermayer as the period ended in the finals a few years ago. Orpik will get the ultimate revenge (as Niedermayer did) when he shakes his hand as victor.





Kenneth Noisewater posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 01:09:23 pm







darius mccrary posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 01:13:42 pm

cool pic of orpik staring into the abyss after defeating the devil









black n gold posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 01:20:08 pm

post-Cup Orpik eyes group shot:









gethexadecimal posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 01:24:34 pm

tony is doing it wrong





marne posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 01:24:55 pm

Tony's not even trying.





black n gold posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 01:29:32 pm

Tony had it right in another one, but others were laughing. 5/6 ain't bad considering the mix of absolute joy and beer.





downpresser posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 01:51:30 pm

surprised this wasn't posted yet (maybe it doesn't count?)









well out of order posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 02:01:28 pm

<img src="http://penshead.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/46428_aptopix_capitals_penguins_hockey1.jpg>



No eyes but awesome pic





burnsides posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 02:11:31 pm

I am so happy





well out of order posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 02:29:26 pm







IIII posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 02:36:26 pm

yeah, i was picking some rangers up from the arena last time the were in town. i was sitting there watching all of the pens walk by me. saying "hey" and giving them the nod. when orpik walked by he just gave me the stare. i froze, no "hey", no nod.





cutups posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 02:37:13 pm

the zombie orpik pic is crazy in a different way.





well out of order posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 02:38:11 pm





You don't need my license and registration officer. You don't need that gun either, give it to me.





alberto readstone posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 02:41:23 pm

that bottle of bulliet is guaranteed to give anyone orpik eyes by the end of the night.





djt posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 04:01:30 pm

the adverts should do a song about orpik's eyes.





hotwheels posted this on Apr 19th, 2010 at 11:53:35 pm







DeeElle posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:20:46 am

I am so happy





DeeElle posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:35:49 am

I am so happy





black n gold posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 03:53:03 am

excellent cross-species example of Orpik Eyes, Dave.





esus posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 08:18:37 am

RAISINS ARE JUST DRIED GRAPES?!?!





PaulFistinyourface posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 10:21:18 am

wow





gethexadecimal posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 10:28:10 am

holy shit





mike posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 10:39:33 am







writing machine 5 posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 11:34:03 am

that fucking gif, my god!





too_much_pink posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 11:52:22 am

man this thread made my day so much better. thanks board.





SpakBros posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 11:55:49 am

hahahahahahahha best gif!

well done





esus posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:06:59 pm

RAISINS ARE JUST DRIED GRAPES?!?!





gethexadecimal posted this on Apr 20th, 2010 at 12:14:58 pm

still blowing my mind.





unclecrut posted this on Apr 21st, 2010 at 11:00:26 am

top









unclecrut posted this on Apr 21st, 2010 at 11:04:09 am

fan art









The Gentleman posted this on Apr 21st, 2010 at 11:29:04 am

Sweet Zalapski sweater Marne.



In the group photo, Caulen nails it.



You can't look surprised, which is the most common mistake made when attempting Orpik Eyes.



I personally think he has short eyelids.





unclecrut posted this on Apr 21st, 2010 at 11:38:24 am







unclecrut posted this on Apr 21st, 2010 at 11:40:47 am

whoops









Ambulantic posted this on Apr 21st, 2010 at 06:42:50 pm

holy shit that is still my favorite human creation of all time, Curt.



also, every time the pens win the cup the original 6 in Caulen's orpik eyes photo must reunite and take a new photo.

And yeah, Tony, I won't fuck it up by looking surprised.





boarhandles posted this on Apr 21st, 2010 at 08:01:33 pm

i think it is hereditary because his brother has it too, though not as fully advanced:









esus posted this on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 08:40:43 am

RAISINS ARE JUST DRIED GRAPES?!?!





esus posted this on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 08:40:44 am

RAISINS ARE JUST DRIED GRAPES?!?!





PaulFistinyourface posted this on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 08:45:35 am

his brother doesn't look as crazy, but he does have ORPIK EYES.





thatfishisntdead posted this on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 08:46:09 am

Orpik's bro looks like Michael Showalter...







writing machine 5 posted this on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 08:49:28 am

someone plz put his face on the cupcake dog. i don't have the skills, but would watch on loop for days.





PaulFistinyourface posted this on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 08:51:14 am

/\





Palexander posted this on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 09:38:28 am

PARTY MONEY posted this on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 09:40:07 am

the best part of "the shift" is the dude in the crowd who is just so fired up about it that he has to run down the steps to the glass and start pounding on it





da chump posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 09:38:13 am

I saw Orpik's brother last night. He grew out his hair, and seriously looks almost identical to Brooks. I had to do a double take, cause i was like "shouldn't you be chilling in the locker room right now?".





mike posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 09:49:15 am

"The shift", in animated gif format:









darius mccrary posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 09:55:27 am

Best post. I get pumped up every single time I watch that shift.





Power Pill Fist posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 09:55:52 am

I can watch "the shift" all day





clinton posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 10:04:12 am







explanation mark posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 10:17:08 am

hahahaha... this orpik eyes video....



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKIzC0V5Nqc&NR=1





misselina posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 10:20:48 am







JEFF posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 10:51:10 am

I am so happy





Bud Dwyer posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 10:58:13 am

I am so happy





mj posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 11:02:09 am

PARTY MONEY posted this on Apr 22nd, 2010 at 01:40:07 pm

the best part of "the shift" is the dude in the crowd who is just so fired up about it that he has to run down the steps to the glass and start pounding on it





AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA i watched this like 10 times in a row and couldn't stop LOLing. HOLY PISS!





MayorHoagie posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 01:03:58 pm

And of course...









MayorHoagie posted this on Apr 23rd, 2010 at 01:22:04 pm

Fuck you Photobucket





roughshapes posted this on May 01st, 2010 at 10:04:45 am

anyone else have orpik eyes emoticon on their IM? i do and i'm having fun with it lately





Bud Dwyer posted this on May 01st, 2010 at 10:06:55 am

I am so happy





ShawnWatson posted this on May 15th, 2010 at 10:59:14 pm

So, a shit load of my friends hang out at Excuses and a shit load of Pens were there the other night, jacked this off facebook, it has to be included here for the sheer terminator orpik eyes.

There really is a couple more that are priceless, but I haven't seen any others with Orpik, maybe it's worth posting a couple more? My boy Benji has his Black Flag shirt on in a group picture with Billy G.





too_much_pink posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 10:15:09 am

top.





miketorti posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 10:18:57 am

thank you, TMP





writing machine 5 posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 10:45:26 am







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Leftist posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 11:32:28 am

now with half-shield





alberto readstone posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 11:34:08 am







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vectoranalysisgo posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 12:38:55 pm

In Graves' disease, which is the most common form or cause of hyperthyroidism, the eyes may look enlarged because the eye muscles swell and push the eye forward. This can only be resolved surgically by orbital decompression. Sometimes, one or both eyes may bulge. Some patients have swelling of the front of the neck from an enlarged thyroid gland (a goitre). Because hyperthyroidism, especially Graves� disease, may run in families, examinations of the members of a family may reveal other individuals with thyroid problems.[6]



Minor ocular (eye) signs, which may be present in any type of hyperthyroidism, are eyelid retraction ("stare"), extra-ocular muscle weakness, and lid-lag.[citation needed] In hyperthyroid stare (Dalrymple sign) the eyelids are retracted upward more than normal (the normal position is at the superior corneoscleral limbus, where the "white" of the eye begins at the upper border of the iris). Extra-ocular muscle weakness may present with double vision. In lid-lag (von Graefe's sign), when the patient tracks an object downward with their eyes, the eyelid fails to follow the downward moving iris, and the same type of upper globe exposure which is seen with lid retraction occurs, temporarily. These signs disappear with treatment of the hyperthyroidism





spacebot posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 01:36:01 pm



respect





nac181fayette posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 02:45:40 pm

Top 3 fav players.





J posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 03:20:12 pm

This is a good thread.





PaulFistinyourface posted this on Mar 29th, 2013 at 03:56:33 pm

the only thread I ever started that didn't immediately sink to the bottom.





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