[bells on door jingle]HELLO?

- OH, WELCOME!

WELCOME TO DISCOUNTJEWELRY STORE!

- YEAH, LISTEN.

I'M RUNNINGA RESALE BUSINESS,

BUT I CAN'T GET ENOUGH

OF PEOPLE'S UNWANTED,CRAPPY JEWELRY TO KEEP UP,

SO I'D LIKE TO BUYSOME OF YOURS.

- OH, YOU DOSO GOOD BUSINESS!

YOU SO CLEVER!

- I GET BY.

LET'S SEE, I'M GONNA NEEDSOME GOLD NECKLACES,

DIAMOND BRACELETS,AND EMERALD EARRINGS.

- OKAY.WHAT EMERALD YOU LIKE?

- UH, I DON'T KNOW. I GUESSI'LL TAKE THAT RING THERE.

- OH, YOU MAKESO GOOD CHOICE!

OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!LOOK, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

[clapping]

- AND, UH, MAYBEI'LL TAKE THAT ONE FOR $300.

- OH, THAT'S BEST ONE!YOU SO CLEVER!

YOU TAKE ADVANTAGEMY LOW PRICES!

- HOW ABOUT THAT TANZANITEBRACELET FOR $9.95?

- YOU GOT GOOD EYE!YOU SO CLEVER!

I GETTING TAKEN ADVANTAGE!

YOU "RIKE" A FUCKASIAN "RADY"?

- WHAT'D YOU SAY?

- I KNOW!

YOU WALK BY MY STOREAND YOU SAY,

"OH,THERE'S NICE ASIAN LADY.

I THINK I GO INAND I FUCK HER!"

YOU ASIAN LADY FUCKER,YOU.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

HOW MUCH DO YOU PAYFOR THIS STUFF?

- OH, I PAY THOUSANDS,

AND YOU COME HEREAND FUCK ME!

- OKAY, QUIT THE ACT.

I'M NOT FUCKING YOU,AND YOU KNOW IT.

- NO, NO!YOU FUCK ME!

- NO, NO! YOU FUCK ME!FUCK YOU!