In Case You Weren't Sure, "Accuser #4," An Anonymous Person Who Claimed His Anonymous Daughter Reported Seeing Brett Kavanaugh Assaulting an Anonymous Victim (and I'm Serious About All That), Is, Get This, Lying

People don't lie about sexual assault, except for the multiple people who have now admitted lying about sexual assault in the Kavanaugh confirmation process alone.

The former classmate of Ford lied when she said this assault was common knowledge and was talked about for days. She retracted that lie, and by way of explaining the lie, said merely that she had "felt empowered."

A lunatic in Rhode Island claimed Kavanaugh was guilty of some sort of maritime rape. He retracted that and apologized.

Avenatti's client hasn't admitted she lied, but... well, either she's lying, or for some reason she really enjoyed going to high school rape parties when she was a college-age adults.

And as to the anonymous allegation -- Kavanaugh's girlfriend at the time, a federal judge, figures she must be the supposed anonymous victim in this absurd scenario, and says it never happened.

Meanwhile, Mazie Hirono's jowls and wattles are swaying and jiggling masterfully.