Game Week: Fresno State (2016)

I’m a man of routine.

I get up on the morning of the first game every year and enjoy a stream of Husker pump-up videos while my wife laughs at me, placates me, makes me coffee, and tells me she’s glad that my favorite thing is back.

I buy a new Husker shirt every year before the first game.

I promise myself before every season to be a reasonable fan. Hey, some routines are easy to break.

And, for the last six years, TWOS has been part of this routine. The first game comes. I write some jokes. I debate, more recently, whether this is worth doing (which is why I cut it down to non-weekly posts last year). But lord help me, TWOS has become as much a part of my ritual and routine as pump-up videos and prognostication.

And every once in a while, I get the sense that TWOS is a part of your routine, too. I get tweets and notes and emails that ask if it’s coming back, and it really does mean something to me that TWOS matters to any of you. That THIS is part of your routine.

I hope it’s the part that makes you laugh your silly ass off. It’s great to be back. It’s always great when football season is back, right? Right. So let’s party. And G B Mother Fuckin’ R.

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