you're going to achieve,young man?

You really thinkall this pickle-pressing

is gonna get youanywhere?

Well, I'm just angry,Mr. Gentleman.

I'm tired of girlssaying boys need to change.

Somebody has to stand upfor our rights!

What happened, son?Did a girl break your heart?

[ Voice breaking ] No.

I know.

I know how hardthey can be.

But something's about to happenthat you aren't aware of.

You see, hell hath no furylike a woman scorned.

And trust me,my wife is a crazy bitch.

She and all the other womenin the world

are about to get payback,

and we are allcompletely [bleep]

It's my fault, really.

I've done things my whole lifethat gradually broke her spirit.

And now that she'slost everything,

let me assure you,

she is piiiiiiissed.

Now our only chanceis to keep our heads low

and act likewe're changed men.

Because we're veryclose to the end.

The end? Of what?

Women are sickof our shit, son.

And soon,they're gonna know

everything we've saidand done online.

And unless we startkissing their asses,

we're all gonna be putin a big chamber underground

and milkedfor our semen.

Eric, we're so farfrom home.

We aren't gonna seehome again, babe.

We're gonna make it.There's no turning back.

Do you really thinkthere's hope?

Yes.

I do.