KNOCK, KNOCK! Somebody was at my door. It was UPS with a box from Amazon.

"Da Fuk?" I mumbled, and hit the pause button on my tv remote, brushed the potato chip crumbs off my stomach and heaved my bloated carcass off the couch. "I didn't order anything"

I opened the front door, retrieved my package and placed it on the dining room table. Looking at the super-strength tape securing the cardboard box flaps, I realized that I required a knife to open the package. I exited the dining room and headed to the kitchen...(story continued in photo captions)

(NB: I have another video I haven't finished editing and another photo.... but I got caught up in life. Will post later today!)