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00:00 - 00:03 Mine Fuhrer we have new intel

00:04 - 00:05 Operatives reporting in

00:05 - 00:07 From Twitter in the south

00:08 - 00:12 Facebook in the north

00:12 - 00:15 And Reddit in the west

00:17 - 00:19 All good news I take it?

00:19 - 00:21 I am the most feared man?

00:24 - 00:26 Grandpa Joe is worse than you

00:27 - 00:28 and Caillou combined

00:31 - 00:33 He planned 9/11 from his bed

00:34 - 00:36 Because his cabbage soup was cold

00:53 - 00:58 Team, prepare the Oompa Loompa assassins

01:13 - 01:15 THAT LAZY FUCK!

01:15 - 01:17 How does he find time for such evil sitting on his ass!

01:18 - 01:23 He sabotaged the factory to kill off kids

01:25 - 01:28 He convinced Wonka to enslave

01:29 - 01:31 the Oompa Loompas by making up

01:31 - 01:34 some shit about Vermicious Knids

01:34 - 01:37 But to make his own family suffer so

01:37 - 01:40 when they're slaving to take care of him

01:40 - 01:42 He offered to give up tobacco

01:42 - 01:46 Bullshit guilt trip posturing

01:46 - 01:48 He bought Charlie that Wonka bar

01:48 - 01:52 With money he stole from a starving family

01:53 - 01:54 That devil manipulates people so

01:56 - 01:57 they don't see how awful he truly is

01:57 - 02:00 You don't want to know what was really

02:00 - 02:03 happening when poor Charlie had to give

02:04 - 02:08 poor old Grandpa Joe a special massage

02:08 - 02:13 and put ointment on his festering bed sores

02:14 - 02:16 or how we would use his sodomy cane

02:17 - 02:21 to fill up poor Charlie's buckets

02:27 - 02:29 Tobacco wasn't the only thing in his pipe

02:30 - 02:34 He was smoking that sweet kush

02:34 - 02:36 While his daughter slaved doing laundry by hand

02:41 - 02:42 He wouldn't lift a hand

02:43 - 02:47 Or get off his ass but he was the devil

02:48 - 02:53 Whispering and corrupting

02:54 - 02:56 Behind every evil

02:56 - 02:59 He even corrupted Charlie

03:00 - 03:02 Just to be a dick, to crush his dreams

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, Wonka still gave Charlie the factory

03:14 - 03:16 Charlie will have an accident too

03:19 - 03:23 With Granda Joe getting rich off the factory

03:25 - 03:26 And all his slave labor

03:31 - 03:33 It will be cruel and gradual how

03:40 - 03:46 he makes Charlie feel guilty and unworthy

03:46 - 03:49 When Shit-stain Joe was the one to tempt him