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Elon Musk is sick of generating all of the ideas to make Tesla look profitable when his underlings don't want to do his dirty work anymore

00:00 - 00:03 We've been preparing the Tesla quarterly again

00:04 - 00:05 More and more investors are catching on

00:05 - 00:07 No matter where the factory in Germany goes

00:08 - 00:12 selling a dollar for ninety cents doesn't seem to work

00:12 - 00:15 Zach doesn't even want to sign the 10-K anymore

00:17 - 00:19 Get another loan from China

00:19 - 00:21 and have the General Counsel sign the 10-K

00:24 - 00:26 My God King

00:27 - 00:28 The General Counsel

00:31 - 00:33 The General Counsel unexpectedly resigned yesterday

00:34 - 00:36 He didn't even pack his things

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who has worked at Tesla for longer than 3 months remain in the room

01:13 - 01:15 Those ungrateful bastards!!!

01:15 - 01:17 I promote all these juniors and give them options

01:18 - 01:23 and they won't even put pen to paper on SEC filings for me

01:25 - 01:28 TSLAQ are going to have a field day with this

01:29 - 01:31 And don't get me started on Einhorn

01:31 - 01:34 Accounts receivable....he doesn't stop like the SS

01:34 - 01:37 We've given three explanations for the balance

01:37 - 01:40 How many more do we need to give them!?!

01:40 - 01:42 My God King, none of the explanations make any sense

01:42 - 01:46 Who cares about making sense!?! That never stopped us before.

01:46 - 01:48 My God King, the SEC might start looking into things

01:48 - 01:52 The SEC have their tail between their legs and are too busy with the pizzas

01:53 - 01:54 Get our youngest employee to be the new General Counsel

01:56 - 01:57 How am I supposed to show quarterly profits

01:57 - 02:00 without some timely forex gains and

02:00 - 02:03 under reporting warranty and depreciation expenses?

02:04 - 02:08 Tell Zach if he doesn't sign the accounts

02:08 - 02:13 I'll S.W.A.T. him and call him a creepy old guy

02:14 - 02:16 How difficult can one signature be?!?

02:17 - 02:21 I'm sick of having to be the ideas man around here!!!

02:27 - 02:29 You said you needed more revenue and less expenses

02:30 - 02:34 So I told you to charge people for issues the warranty should cover

02:34 - 02:36 and stop providing any after sales service

02:41 - 02:42 But, that's still not enough

02:43 - 02:47 Now we're running out of subsidies and I have to build another Gigafactory to keep up the charade

02:48 - 02:53 Even though the demand doesn't justify it

02:54 - 02:56 What models are we even going to build there?

02:56 - 02:59 Everyone knows the Cybertruck and Model Y are flops

03:00 - 03:02 Do I have to go back to working 100 hours and sleeping under my desk?

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, he doesn't really do any of that

03:14 - 03:16 I need to come up with an exit plan

03:19 - 03:23 Didn't Bernie Ebbers just get out of jail?

03:25 - 03:26 Perhaps he would be interested in the role

03:31 - 03:33 Cash my massive stock option bonus

03:40 - 03:46 Then maybe fake a health issue that forces me to step down suddenly

03:46 - 03:49 Then I can go and run the Musk Foundation out of Curacao