There honestly is no other explanation for the recent weather. The Old Gods are upon us. The best thing to do is to avoid mentioning the weather changes at all costs, and to ignore those that do.

With any luck, this should prevent the lw’nafhnyth stell’bsna, naflya hrii R’lyeh s’uhn ilyaa ngCthulhu. Li’hee ch’ cshugg ph’vulgtlagln fm’latgh Hastur vulgtm Hastur vulgtlagln chtenff hainyth, geb kadishtu k’yarnak llll ron hrii ya y-ftaghu r’luhagl chtenff, Yoggothor kadishtu bug wgah’n ph’Cthulhu shogg fm’latgh nw fm’latgh.

Keith does all sorts of things here on 9to5.cc, he works with the other founders on 9to5 (illustrated), co-hosts our two podcasts: The 9to5 Entertainment System and Go Plug Yourself and blogs here as The Perspicacious Geek.

Jon is a Master of Dungeons of the highest caliber. He podcasts with me over on 9to5 Entertainment System and occasionally blogs here in Jon’s Junk.

Sophie does all of the arts on 9to5 illustrated and blogs weekly about her adventures with beer in The Ignorant Beer Review.