8.03am Brexit Hardman Steve Baker gives first interview of the day to explain that he’ll be celebrating Brexit discreetly because he doesn’t want to make a fuss about it.

8.10am Cabinet arrive at Downing Street to prepare for Brexit Day trip to Sunderland, in order to Meet Leavers and Understand The North.

8.11am Energy secretary Andrea Leadsom admits that she’d misheard “Sunderland” as “the Underground” and had wondered where they’d Meet Leavers down there.

8.14am Argument begins when it emerges that chief special adviser Dominic Cummings will not be joining the trip.

Mr Cummings explains that he lived in a nice bit of Durham until 1994 and thus Understands The North already.

8.15am Second argument over train timetables.

8.16am Third argument over education secretary Gavin