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BEST NEW EXPANSION

to a Game I Played in 2015

is Tom Hanks, not the multi-billion dollar Hollywood actor, but an accountant from Ypsilanti, Michigan who is really tired of people commanding him to "run, Forest, run."

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BEST NEW PARTY GAME

I Played in 2015

is Reginald DeMorrow, a guy who felt too uncomfortable at a party to combine a card that said "DEVASTATING DISEASE FESTIVAL" with another card that said "A NUN'S SEX YARMULKE." Not even for a hollow, scandalous laugh.

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BEST NEW CO-OP

I Played in 2015

is Carla Blacklung, World Champion and player of over 5,000 games of Pandemic (never having once been at fault for quarterbacking).

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BEST NEW DICE GAME

I Played in 2015

is Chance "Snake Eyes" Smith, artisan carver of incredibly expensive bespoke D20s. Look for him on Instantgram or whatever those hippie kids are using these days.

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BEST NEW-TO-ME GAME

I Played in 2015

is Constance Sizemore, routinely late to the party, but always the life of it.

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BEST ART

In a Game I Played in 2015

is Edd Bravura, self-proclaimed aesthete and insufferable snoot.

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BEST BOX COVER

To a Game I Played in 2015

is Duchess Babytalk, art-pop singer who designs her own clothes and also her own music videos and also a line of goth cosmetics.

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BEST USE OF THEME

In a Game I Played in 2015

is Magdalene Erstwhile, that one actress-presenter who is visibly tipsy and slurs her way through her teleprompted commitment.

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BEST USE OF MULTI-USE CARDS

In a Game I Played in 2015

is Jack Smithfield, Renaissance man. Hire him to do your taxes! Or plumbing. Or commencement speeches.

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BEST FUN, NEW MECHANIC

In a Game I Played in 2015

is Trish Novella, who will try anything once. You should've seen her when we told her to lick some battery acid.

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BEST KICKSTARTER EXPERIENCE

For a Game I Backed In 2015

is Don Simoleon, wealthy financier with money burning a hole in his pocket.

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BEST I'M-GLAD-I-PLAYED-THAT-AND-NOW-I-NEVER-NEED-TO-PLAY-IT-AGAIN

Game I Played In 2015 And Don't Ever Intend To Play Again

is Irene Monotone, one-hit wonder from such failed pilots as Loner, Alone, and Post-Apocalypse Gal.

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BEST INCREDIBLY INFURIATING YET REMARKABLY STILL FUN

Game I Played In 2015

is Lou Carpal-Tunnell, a lucky guy we just picked from out of the audience. Lucky lucky!

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BEST "YOU AREN'T EVEN TRYING ANY MORE WITH THE NAME OF THIS GAME"

Game I Played In 2015

is Rose Harangue, who, by any other nomenclature, would smell as sweet (provided she took a shower, obviously).