Few things in life stir my irony-induced nausea like a person in charge of an opulent entity like the Vatican telling everybody else to not value money so much:

Pope Francis appealed to world leaders on Saturday to seek a new economic model to help the poor, and to shun policies that “sacrifice human lives on the altar of money and profit.” It was the second time during his trip to South America that Francis, the first pope from the region, used a major speech to excoriate unbridled capitalism and champion the rights of the poor.

Presumably, he and his bedecked entourage then hopped a private jet back to the gilded palace where the pope’s throne resides.

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