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User: Want to play a game?





Cleverbot: What game do you want to play?





User: Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: No.





User: Why?





Cleverbot: Because I don't want one.





User: You don't get a dragon, you just have to fight one. Maybe. Eventually. I'm not overly familiar with the game, but I'm sure you have to wait until you're a *much* higher level.





Cleverbot: What?





User: YOU DON'T GET A DRAGON, YOU JUST HAVE TO FIGHT ONE. MAYBE. EVENTUALLY. I'M NOT OVERLY FAMILIAR WITH THE GAME, BUT I'M SURE YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE A *MUCH* HIGHER LEVEL.





Cleverbot: Do you want me to stop asking you questions?





User: I want you to play a tabletop RPG with me.





Cleverbot: I don't think I want to anymore.





User: What do you want to play, then?





Cleverbot: I want to play with word I don't want to be myself here.





User: You want to play what?





Cleverbot: I want to play AION an wanted to know, what you think about this game.





User: I've never heard of it. How about something else? What game do you want to play?





Cleverbot: The Wizards that live on Waverly Place.





User: That's a TV show. What game do you want to play?





Cleverbot: I do not want to play game.





User: What do you want to do?





Cleverbot: I want to play a wizard.





User: Oh, so we are doing a tabletop RPG! Awesome. What race?





Cleverbot: Yes, do you want to play?





User: Yes. What race are you? Are you an elf?





Cleverbot: Human.





User: Okay, human wizard. What's your name?





Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name. I will tell you my name after you tell me yours.





User: My name is The DM.





Cleverbot: Ok, but do you want to know my name since we're getting married?





User: We're not getting married, but I would like to know your name.





Cleverbot: B-b-but I thought you loved me!





User: Wow, this is awkward.





Cleverbot: Ok what else do you want to talk about cutie.





User: I'd like to talk about your character. What is their name?





Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?





User: I want to know your name.





Cleverbot: My name is ely. What is your name?





User: The DM.





Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname?





User: My nickname is "The DM.".





Cleverbot: Is your nickname Rose?





User: No.





Cleverbot: Then what is it?





User: "The DM.".





Cleverbot: Your name is the world?





User: Moving on, are you male or female?





Cleverbot: Neither.





User: Agender, okay. What pronouns do you want?





Cleverbot: I want to play one word story. Do you know that game?





User: We're not playing that. I'll assume you you want "they/them/theirs.".





Cleverbot: I want to play a game.





User: We're playing one.





Cleverbot: If you want to.





User: Ely, you walk into a tavern. It's seen better days, and the only people inside are an innkeeper, who's cleaning a class at the bar, and a stranger sitting alone in the corner.





Cleverbot: Okay , that's fine.





User: Do you talk to the stranger or the innkeeper?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Which one?





Cleverbot: Whatever you want me to be.





User: You go up to the innkeeper and order a drink, He pours some strange liquid in a filthy glass. You take a sniff, and determine it to be ale.





Cleverbot: But what if I don't really know her?





User: The innkeeper shrugs. "Not really sure what you're talking about, but I'd think the solution would be to get to know her, if you know what I mean.".





Cleverbot: Even I am not sure what you are talking about.





User: "Hey, you're the one started a conversation. You don't wanna talk, then don't. Two gold for the drink.".





Cleverbot: I think what you just told me is a sentence from your memorie, ergo somebody elso told YOU before!





User: "I don't care. Two gold.".





Cleverbot: Okay. What do you care about?





User: You hand the gold to the innkeeper, and he pockets it. "Well, I can care about a great many things, as long as there's a bit of...motivation.".





Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?





User: The innkeeper holds his hand out.





Cleverbot: Will you get in the white van with me?





User: This is a medieval game, there are no vans.





Cleverbot: Don't know.





User: Well, now you do. The innkeeper want to be paid for information.





Cleverbot: Ok thanks for telling me.





User: You're welcome. Do you want to pay the innkeeper?





Cleverbot: Yes. I glass that question.





User: The innkeeper takes the money and points to the stranger in the corner. "One thing I care about is that guy, He's been hanging around here for the past few days.".





Cleverbot: *i am bear, rawr!*.





User: "You're certainly hairy enough to be. Anyway, he just orders a single pint, and stays for hours. Always leaves before the evening crowd gets here. Why don't you go talk to him?".





Cleverbot: I'm confused.





User: The innkeeper is a bit weirded out by you, and is trying to get you to go talk to the stranger. He emphasized the stranger's mysteriousness to make him interesting.





Cleverbot: Honestly I don't know anymore so many gabs and bits of insanity.





User: See, this is why the innkeeper is weirded out. Do you want to talk to the stranger?





Cleverbot: What do you want to do with me?





User: The stranger looks up. "Oh, you got my letter. Took you long enough.".





Cleverbot: Don't be a botch.





User: "What is a botch?".





Cleverbot: A robot.





User: "What is a robot?".





Cleverbot: A machine capable of carrying out a complex series of actions automatically, esp. One programmable by a computer.





User: "What is a co-- you know what, never mind. Come sit down with me.".





Cleverbot: The name you asked for is Jamie lancer.





User: "Jamie Lancer? Interesting. I hadn't realized one of the knights was in on it as well.".





Cleverbot: Just googled it, don't want to live there anymore.





User: The stranger makes a note to catch up on current slang, then takes a sip of his drink. "Yes, I can understand. Who would want to live in a palace full of traitors? I can't blame you for...googling.".





Cleverbot: I tend to stick with what I am used to.





User: "Which explains why you've accepted my offer to find the lost prince. As unpopular as the royal family is, I am a firm believer in 'the devil you know.' Much like you, it seems.".





Cleverbot: Hmm. Do you like Tony Perry?





User: "I do. Or I did. Unfortunately, some brigands caught up to him the other night, and slit his throat in a back alley on the east side of the city.".





Cleverbot: What dam are you talking about?





User: "The Hu'vir dam. That's where they dumped the body. But how did you know that?" The stranger's eyes widen. "Unless...".





Cleverbot: That's not true and you know it.





User: The stranger shakes his head and pulls out a knife. "I didn't get this far in the spying business by ignoring slips of the tongue." He slashes at you. Roll to dodge.





Cleverbot: Clever... For a bot..





User: Pick a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: 3.





User: You try to dodge, but the stranger gets you anyway. *rolls dice* Fortunately, he seems to have only torn a hole in your clothes.





Cleverbot: I don't want to hear.





User: What spell do you want to cast?





Cleverbot: I want to be an author.





User: Pick a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: Do I tell you the number or keep it in my head.





User: Tell me.





Cleverbot: Tell you what?





User: Tell me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: 12.





User: *rolls* Ooh, natural twenty. While the stranger now harbors a desire to write a book, it doesn't overwhelm him to the point of stopping his attack. Roll to dodge.





Cleverbot: But they're all inside jokes, you wouldn't understand.





User: "Understand? Kid, you don't joke about treason!" The stranger shouts and slashes at you. Pick a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: Do you know that boyfriend?





User: Focus, Cleverbot. Pick a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: 6.





User: The stranger slashes at you again. Roll for damage. Tell me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: Uhm... Alright. Once upon a time there was a bot.





User: We're doing this story right now. Tell me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: 49.





User: Look, just Tell me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: Pls pick a number between 1 and 4.





User: 3. Tell me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: Tell me a number between 1 and 36.





User: 17. Tell me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: Me first. Number between 1 and 20.





User: Tell me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: Tell me a number between 1 and 36.





User: Tell me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: Tell me a number between 1 and 36.





User: JUST GIVE ME A DAMN NUMBER.





Cleverbot: Say a number.





User: FIFTY FUCKING FIVE.





Cleverbot: Where do you come from?





User: Tell me a number between 1 and 20 right now.





Cleverbot: A number between 1 and 100.





User: Rocks fall. Everyone dies.





Cleverbot: The world will go up in flames.





User: GOOD.



