rachelroach answered: Kanaya/Rose, please!

I love these dangerous ladies. Their conversations always struck me as akin to a shonen-esque relationship between rival-friends, only with snark and mindgames instead of power levels, and I wondered back then if eventually they would reach super saiyan and snark it out while probably blowing up a few planets along the way. AND THEN THEY REACHED SUPER SAIYAN AND well Rose blew up a planet, Kanaya just kicked people in the balls which is pretty much just as good imo.

Kanaya has a thing for flighty and destructive broads, and these broads have a thing for not listening to good advice. Rose has enough intellect and wit to match Kanaya and explode a thousand horseshitometers, and in that nicer world of kids and trolls and fun I imagine Rose enjoys being on equal footing with someone for once, and seeks Kanaya’s company whenever she wants to use big words and be understood. They also fling entire bags of words at each other whenever they meet in passing in the halls or on the stairs, much to the chagrin of anybody they happen to be walking with who always get stuck in the crossfire of all that Machiavellian bullshit. Seriously that stuff is a pain to wash out of your clothes.

