Grandpa Joe is a blight upon humanity. While Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a classic, having to see and hear the filth spew from Grandpa Joe not only induces vomiting, it is linked to chronic cabbage water diarrhea, long yellow coke nails, and a terrible lifelong condition known as Laundress Hands. Replace him with a golden retriever and edit his lines to boofs and barks and his disgusting jig about the room to a dog’s delighted tippytaps when his beloved Charlie comes home with HIS golden ticket. Sign the petition to have Grandpa Joe completely removed from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and replaced by a Very Good Boi. Spare future generations from ever witnessing the festering boil that is Grandpa Joe. Please, think of the children.