The dog woke me up early today, so after throwing some bacon in a pan and setting some coffee to brew, I went out with the dog, and stopped by the mail box on the way back. Best way to start a day it seems.

The note with the package reads, "Heya SoulOfDragnsFire! Enjoy your gift, bud! One for the coffee in the morning, one for the beer at night! Now go reap the sweet, sweet karma on Reddit. - /u/switchup"