Basically, this is my idea of "The Tale of Scrotie Mcboogerballs" as it was written uncensored. I thought twice, but then I thought "What the heck. I'm gonna upload it!"

THE TALE OF SCROTIE MCBOOGERBALLS

BY LEOPOLD STOTCH

Chapter 1

It was a warm summer's morning when Scrotie Mcboogerballs awoke to find his 12 inch boner covered in sloppy shit. He took a used tampon and used it to wipe his dick then use it to wipe his face and mouth. "Hmm...tastes good" he thought.

He then travelled the house of Sarah Jessica Parker and stuck his hand in her 90 year old rotting vagina and pulled out 20 corpses of rotting nazi zombie foetuses. They all pissed in his face until Batman came and stopped them. He and Scrotie then had a 5 hour anal sausage orgy.

Chapter 2

Scrotie Mcboogerballs took a shit, but shit all over his testicles, so he wiped them with Sarah Jessica Parker's face and blow dried them with a Camel farting on them. Afterwards he milked his butt cheese into her milkshake and shared a glass. He then decided to take a stroll around Cuntlips Shitfuck National Park and admire some big slimy elephant dicks, which he gargled the jizz from, swilling it round his mouth, thinking it was delicious, also using it as Loreal Shampoo.

He went home and shoved his hand up his gaping butthole and pulled out another one of Sarah Jessica Parker's tampons, then used it to masturbate to Black Lace music videos with. Later, he went into outer space just to wipe his cum on the Hubble Telescope. He came back down and took a nice big bite out of a cake he baked earlier, out of his own crap, mixed with Rosie o Donnell's vaginal hair...

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH! I can't continue, it's too revolting! Sorry!