Since the closure of the Stalk Inn, in many ways the cutest asparagus farm you'll ever see, the wife and I were looking for somewhere to replace it.



Coming from the UK, we went through Brent travel and were recommended this place by, of all things, the lead singer of Foregone conclusion.



Well, what can one say about such beet-heaven? Wireless, Manure-friendly, often addressed in German which suited our no-nonsense approach to vacation, we could only marvel at the skills during the table making demonstration and the narration skills of the owner during his Harry Potter rendition.



Schrute himself is a jackhammer of efficiency and directness, which appealed to our hard London upbringing. That said, we were always comforted by the array of deadly weaponry hidden around the farm for what Schrute referred to as "problem visitors".



Insiders tip : If you ask Schrute about his nuclear bomb shelter, you can book an "off the books" visit to his war bunker, and sample some almost out of date beans.



Recommended.