Pat Mahomes’ Girlfriend And Brother Made Up A Lie About Being Harassed By Patriots Fans So They Could Move To Better Seats

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Update: Pat Mahomes’ girlfriend and brother lied about everything. Click here for the truth.

I’m not one to complain about the refs, but I’m just going to leave this one here.

No pass interference, no fumble, no touchdown. There were so many bad calls that Belichick ran out of challenges, even though one of the challenges ended with the play being overturned. The refs can make obvious mistakes an infinite amount of times, but you can only overturn the first two. This is a system that makes sense.

Whatever. We’re on to Cincinnati, we’re not losing to the same team twice in one year, and it took al those calls for them to beat us. There is no doubt in my mind we win easily in a rematch against the Ravens, Chiefs, or Texans. Eventually Brady will be too old to do this and the dynasty will collapse in flames, but this isn’t the year. God loves us more.

Anyway, Patrick Mahomes apparently has a girlfriend who has a blue checkmark because she dates someone who’s good at throwing a football. And last night she pulled an Adam Jones, except without a lie about being called the n word.

As soon as we sit down, drunk dude “hey everyone this is patrick mahomes girl and brother, let’s give them shit”

This shall be fun 🙄 — Brittany Matthews (@brittanylynne8) December 8, 2019

Yea, that’s what happened.

“Attention Patriots fans – let’s all come together to collectively harass this random blonde woman, who I assume must be the girlfriend of the opposing quarterback, and his ridiculous looking brother.”

Of course none of this ever happened, and Brittany just wanted to join the long list of people who self-victimized themselves after a trip to a Boston sporting event. This is a NFL game. Of course the home team’s fans are going to give you crap if you root for the other team. If you think this is bad, try going on a road trip to Philadelphia or Buffalo. Five years ago I went to Buffalo where I was pelted with batteries, repeatedly called a faggot, and then had hundreds of Bills fans call and email my school, because I did what she did – rooted for the visiting team loudly.

No one in that stadium knew who she was before she came in. Literally not a soul. But she’s one of those women who makes it know why you should know who she is based on her outfit.

I’m embarrassed for him.

What likely happened was she came in there telling Patriots fans that she’s his girlfriend, they told her he sucked, and she whined about it on social media. Don’t worry though, no one ever does that to opposing fans at Arrowhead.

She whine tweeted the entire game.

This place is horrible, people already yelling every time I stand up, am I not aloud to stand up for football game?😲🤔 — Brittany Matthews (@brittanylynne8) December 8, 2019

A fan of the visiting team was told to sit down by angry fans of the home team who were losing the entire game? That’s so out of the ordinary.

Then she said that Patriots fans threatened to call security on them.

I was told if I stand they will call security and kick us out, can’t stand for your team? Some fans y’all are 😂🤔 — Brittany Matthews (@brittanylynne8) December 8, 2019

I’ll take things that never happened for $500 Alex.

Then there was this lie.

Gillette security came and got us and moved us to a safe place 🙌🏼 that’s how you know it was bad🤔🤔 — Brittany Matthews (@brittanylynne8) December 8, 2019

Oh right, Gillette security was watching you on surveillance video and saw that fans were giving you the business, so they swooped in to save you and move you to new seats. Yea, let’s go with that story.

Before the game even started she was pre-empting all of this drama by posting “I’m here and these fans will NEVER keep me away.”

Except literally no one was trying to keep her away, because she’s irrelevant to all of us, and no one had any idea who she was prior to virtue signaling on Twitter.

You can tell how miserable she was based on how many times she tweeted throughout the game.

She’s trying so hard to be THAT girl. The cool girl, who pretends to be really invested in sports because she thinks it will impress the boys, but in reality she’s just there to let you know she’s there on social media.

Then there was this.

All patriots fans “we still have 6 Super Bowls” Lololol Once patrick has been in the league as long as Brady, then chat to me about Super Bowls! Patrick is 24, brady is 42🤔 you just wait👏🏼👏🏼 — Brittany Matthews (@brittanylynne8) December 9, 2019

Yea, because winning 6 Super Bowls by the age of 42 is something all good quarterbacks do. Like Aaron Rodgers, Peyton Manning, and Drew Brees, who have a combined 4. Imagine your girlfriend who doesn’t know when to shut up made a guarantee that you would win as many Super Bowls as Tom Brady? I’ve begun to lose respect for Pat Mahomes, and I’m sure he’s very worried about it.

Looks like his goofus brother agreed.

Everyone is caught up in the PAST, it’s a new era/decade😎😎 https://t.co/1S3Bu6XeMb — Jackson Mahomes (@jacksonmahomes) December 9, 2019

Yea, it’s a new era/decade. Tom Brady was so last decade. Oh wait, he won last year, and two years before that, and two years before that. Meanwhile Pat Mahomes has never made a Super Bowl because he can’t get through Tom Brady.

The amount of pleasure these amateurs are taking in a regular season win is so Kansas City it hurts.

It’s victory Monday and It might be the best one yet👏🏼👏🏼 — Brittany Matthews (@brittanylynne8) December 9, 2019

One game. They won one game.

Seriously, I used to think Pat Mahomes was going to win multiple Super Bowls after Brady retires, but based on his choice in women I’m starting to doubt that now. People who pose for pictures like this on IG don’t win Super Bowls.

Period.

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