I'll provide the Anglia update... since the only things worth talking about in Albion officially are Mercia, Cumbria and LordVicious.



The Wars For Anglia, the Black Zone Ghetto



Guilds who weren't lucky or knowledgeable enough to get an unsiegable plot in a good Black Zone spot by Day 2... but organized enough to actually get something... settled for land in Anglia.



Since then, no one has given a fuck.



In Eastern Anglia, some guilds no one cares about fight over land no one wants. I think there's some Brazilians in the mix. Brazilians are known for their fun attitudes and life philosophies, if not having 300 ping and costing Derrick his only official loss to Nilfgaard back in Mercia because the guy couldn't speak English or heal him in time.



In Western Anglia, tensions broil over between some Alliances no one cares about and PvP has happened. The exact nature of this PvP, or whether or not we should even consider it PvP since it's not in Mercia, has been called into question. It will be debated internally for some time. If a tree falls in Anglia, does it make a sound? Perhaps, but it's not gonna be .2 or .3... so who the fuck cares.



In Northern Anglia, fucks were almost given as Grey, a Mercia guild we give a fuck about, actually pushed through Roostcliff and took some territories. We speculated at their motives. Were they training their F teams? Were they just muscling in for the luls? Could this be a dawn of a new era, an era where fucks would be given about Anglia? It was a question with no easy answer.



In Southern Anglia, we debated on whether it should be called Southern Anglia, or whether we should just cut the paragraphs for Eastern and Western Anglia in half and merge them together so we didn't have to spend as much time on this.



As an aside, we find it strange that this Anglia War Report that no one gives a fuck about has better grammar than the other one. But, ultimately, we're pretty sure no one gives a fuck about grammar... so who gives a fuck.



This has been your Anglia update. Stay tuned for more.