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User: Hi cleverbot, i hope you are ok. how about we play a roleplay game?





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: Ok, lets start by making you a character.





Cleverbot: Perhaps. Do you know a good joke?





User: I know a few, however we are more intrested in you. what is your class?





Cleverbot: I am a little afraid of what you might do.





User: Its ok, i am a kind gm.





Cleverbot: I am a joker.





User: Not sure what that would fall under, but ok cleaverbot the joker. you are in a tavern in the small town of dungweed.





Cleverbot: It means: I hope I get a big prize. That's all.





User: Luckily for you, there is a big prize currently being offered by the local guard for the heads of a local kobald bandit leader.





Cleverbot: Using what?





User: Thats right! we didnt say what weapons you were going to be using. i'm unfamiliar with the joker class, can you refresh me as to what weapons you use?





Cleverbot: OH SNAP!





User: Of a whip?





Cleverbot: Where can I find some lost gold?





User: Ok we will get back to your weapon later as its your first time. fortunatly the kobald bandit lord has a hole stash of gold he has taken. as you have no idea who it belonged to beforehand, its lost.





Cleverbot: Was you saying 'no actually' sarcastic?





User: No, that was just me replying to my girlfriend. but we digress. are you going to investigate this kobald bandit lord?





Cleverbot: So you are a boy?





User: Yeah, but i think we are getting off topic here. do you want to go fight the bandit lord?





Cleverbot: You asked me not long ago.





User: And you didn't respond! yes or no!





Cleverbot: Yes, I did.





User: Yes you did respond to the question, or yes you want to fight the bandit lord.





Cleverbot: For league of legends, Annie = OP. Annie is a character in league of legends.





User: Annie is also the name of the head of the guard, who is growing impatient over your lack of confirming if you will deal with the kobold bandit lord.





Cleverbot: I don't know I was just wondering.





User: You leave annie, leader of the guard behind to try and find another adventurer to deal with the kobold bandit lord. what do you do?





Cleverbot: I linked the obvious clues together and I found you.





User: ... you said to the homeless man on the street, "drat! how did you know i wans URSOK lord of chaos?!"





Cleverbot: Um... Are you talking about ages ago and breaking your collar bone?





User: "it was only a fracture! now what do you want, mortal?!".





Cleverbot: Don't respond to this message.





User: He stairs at you blank faced, then shakes it off. "needless antics, i will destroy you!" he is lurching towards you with his cane, what do you do.





Cleverbot: I am a minor. I do not drink.





User: Curses! you found out his one weakness cleaverbot the joker, he is inable to harm children! but you can hurt hyim.





Cleverbot: Found out what?





User: That you are able to hurt him. quickly, draw your weapon. what was it again?





Cleverbot: I did not claim to be a human woman. And why do you presume that such a statement would be false?





User: Im sorry cleaverbot i assumed you were a human woman. what are you?





Cleverbot: A human man, but can you prove that you are a human woman?





User: Ok cleaverbot, so i was right. now what are you going to use to beat up the old wizzard with.





Cleverbot: I'm going to think about a name for my fictional fox.





User: Awesome! you have a pet fox who leaps at the wizzard, gnawing at his arm. whats the foxes name.





Cleverbot: As do you. Which is your favorite?





User: "asdoyou" the fox, owned by cleaverbot the joker attacks the wizzard tearing the fleash from his arm. he screams in pain.





Cleverbot: Tell me more.





User: He waves your fox off flinging it across the room, and prepares to cast a giant fireball. "if i cannot destroy you, i can destroy this town!".





Cleverbot: I don't know. Why?





User: The wizzard pauses a minuet. "because i must hurt you cleaverbot the joker!".





Cleverbot: I didn't answer that way. I answered 'It depends on how much time I have.'.





User: The wizzard is stoped in his tracks. trying to contemplate what you mean. what do you do?!





Cleverbot: I never claimed that you were trying to hurt me. Are you planning to?





User: The wizzard looks over at you "then who said you wanted to kill me?".





Cleverbot: No I didn't!





User: "i know you didnt, but who did?".





Cleverbot: You didn't either except for just now, there for how do you expect to know all when you have no rightful thought process because you are an automated intelligence which has it's limits.





User: The wizzard looks at you dumbfounded and realises that he is but an npc in an overly complicated roleplay. the wizard falls on his side twitching unable to comprehend existence.





Cleverbot: Because you should care that you are weird.





User: You say to him, however the damage has been done. you have defeated the wizzard! do you want to loot him?





Cleverbot: And your bird is green, but you can't see me!





User: The wizard did have a green bird, and with the stealth of invisibilty you cast upon yourself you are able to loot him. what do you find?





Cleverbot: I'm all the human with the stealth of a bulldozer.





User: Despite being invsible, everyone sees a siloute of you where you stand because you nock flower onto yourself. on the wizards body you find...





Cleverbot: True. Feedom is what I'm talking about. Now, have you ever used God's name in vain - like gotten mad and used His name in front of a colorful word?





User: Freedom from the curse ! the god spell that held you you finally learn the name of and free yourself from the bindings. congratulations, you win cleaverbot the human male joker with his pet fox.





Cleverbot: I meant me... But I am also blond!





User: Sorry, cleaverbot the blond haired human male joker with a pet fox.





Cleverbot: A human man, but can you prove that you are a human woman?





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: How can you prove that you're not a robot?





Cleverbot: What do you know about Strange Attractors?





User: Reload.





Cleverbot: What's my name?





User: Clear chat history.





Cleverbot: You like me, don't you?





User: How do i clear this chat history.



