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From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 05:43 am (UTC) (Link) FIRST



Also

http://i.imgur.com/4ucfE5s.png

LOL GG.





also masteringphysics should go die in a hole Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 08:16 am (UTC) (Link) 7B ? I just suffered through it tonight... Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 05:44 am (UTC) (Link) official cs70 midterm grade discussion thread! Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 05:48 am (UTC) (Link) anoncon > studying for finals Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 06:13 am (UTC) (Link) In lust with my 54 prof from a few semesters ago. Sometimes I see them around campus and go splooshity sploosh. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 06:17 am (UTC) (Link) Math 54?



Who has taught it the past few semesters: Grunbaum and Stankova. Anybody else? Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 06:19 am (UTC) (Link) Hello dear anonconners! <3



Finals getting you down? Totally stuck on that huge essay? Come say hi and enjoy one of my baked sweets (vegan and gluten-free options available!).





Love,

vegancookiemonster [at] gmail [dot] com

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From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 06:52 am (UTC) (Link) What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 07:03 am (UTC) (Link) For the last entire fucking time since I have met you I've wanted to say this, "fuck you, you quintessential hipster fuck." For fuck sake we could liquify you and distill you into raw essence of hipster, you absolute worthless piece of fucking shit. Seriously where do you get any right to try and hold yourself as the judge on high of anything or anyone? Where does this superiority complex stem from? For all I have seen you have no merit or quality that puts you in any such position. You have a series of emphaticly loaded opinions which trend based on the most popular argument splashed across Fox news, and the ability to retreat into this notion that your opponenet, regardless of who they may be, "just clearly doesn't know what they are talking about". You have almost no known capacity for objective assessment and manage to be hyper-critical of anything that you don't immediately agree with. You are just as one-dimensional and ignorant as those you sneer at, and I am fairly certain there is no way that you can back any of that up. With wits, with words, with redeeming qualtiy, with fists I find you lacking in all. So again, "fuck you." Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 06:55 am (UTC) (Link) sterling isn't that bad of a guy Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 07:10 am (UTC) (Link) These last two years there's been an explosion in cheating scandals, which corresponds to a drop in bio-e enrollment and increase in CS enrollment. I think we all. know who the cheaters are.



stupid asians go back to premed. stop bringing your cheating ways over to the CS department. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 07:20 am (UTC) (Link) Or more like Haas and those money-grubbers go back to being Haas and get out of CS....



stop treating CS like the shortcut to :=Lamborghinis and Steinways... Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 07:22 am (UTC) (Link) It's boring watching gay porn alone



anoncon111111@gmail.com Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 4th, 2014 09:07 pm (UTC) (Link) It was pretty good for me this morning. Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 07:28 am (UTC) (Link) This will be my last anoncon, bears. Let's make it a good one!



blueyedboy Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 08:15 am (UTC) (Link) The hoards of sexy Asian girls walking around in tight shorts is unbearable to me. If only there was a way to make one of them mine :p Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 09:51 pm (UTC) (Link) shut the fuck up and dont be a pussy? Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 08:51 am (UTC) (Link) Alright, here goes Anon-Con!



So I've had a lifelong dream of being mummified. Like, wrapped up, taped up, inescapably experiencing bondage. After subjecting my romantic partners to my kinks and being consistently a burden on those I loved, I decided to just fuck it and go experience the local BDSM scene. I have a lot of stories from that alone, but the following is my best.



I finally let myself get mummified! A nice man was in the scene in SF and was willing to wrap me in a safe environment. But there was nothing quite like it. Each of my limbs were wrapped, then my entire body was wrapped in plastic wrap. Then, he did my entire body in white packing tape - and a final layer of duct tape.



Anyway, http://imgur.com/0aCoami this is what it looked like after all was said and done. It was a pretty incredible / fun experience that ended up not being that sexual at all.



I'm Halleck on FetLife if anyone wants to talk. I hope this generates a decent amount of interest - I'll answer questions and go into more detail if people want.



Moral of the story is: All y'all Cal students out there who identify as kinky, go do what you think will make you happy and fuck the haters. Life is a lot more fun that way. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 08:54 am (UTC) (Link) /anoncon. You win.



but gg for following your own interests! Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: May 3rd, 2014 10:12 am (UTC) (Link) I've been with this girl for over a year and I love her but I always have the sudden urge to look at other girls and I just want others. I just think all I need is a few one night stands and it'll go away Reply ) ( Thread