During an arena show in Barcelona, the band famous for invading your iTunes (otherwise known as U2) invited Penélope Cruz and husband Javier Bardem onstage with them during a performance of “Mysterious Ways.” For some reason, Bardem is wearing a feather boa and a cowboy hat and practically gives Bono a lap dance. The several minutes of Bardem writhing around onstage like a drag impersonator of Shania Twain is scarier than the entirety of his performance in No Country for Old Men.

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After the song, Bono tries telling them to leave the stage, but how do you dismantle a Penélope Cruz photobomb? Cruz is determined to document the moment and turns the concert into her own private Instagram session. But Penélope Cruz is all of us in this moment — getting revenge on U2 for that album we were all forced to download and ignoring Bono’s cries for help.