Page Six reports that on Friday evening, one half of Michelle Tanner, Mary-Kate Olsen got hitched. Adorable scowls all around!

The ~dark and twisty~ Olsen sister, 29, married her French banker boyfriend of three years, Olivier Sarkozy, 46, in front of 50 guests. The reception was held at a private residence on Manhattan and attendees had to turn in their cell phones ahead of time because of ~secrets~. Many cocktails were served, natch, as were cigarettes.

And not just a few cigarettes, but "bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night," a source said.

No word yet on whether or not Uncle Joey was invited but if not, MK's gonna have to cut it out. JK, I have no idea what I'm saying, but really. He should be there.

Either way: Mazel to the two sexiest chimneys around!

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