Just, wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.

It takes a lot to make a grown man giddy. I have sent and received several very nice gifts through Redditgifts, this by far takes the cake and is my favorite.

At almost 12 feet long, roughly 172 inches. I couldn't have asked for a better gift. This thing is magnificent. Thankfully, today is a bit of a windy day and cold so I got to wear it today and in the wind it is truly magnificent!

It appears to be handmade by my Santa, who included upon the note an apology, which I don't understand because this perfect.

The knit is very nice and tight. This took a lot of time and effort. Thank you very much, it will get a lot of wear and use!