Arguably Lizzo’s Truth Hurts is one of the songs of summer 2019. The song has racked up 95 million views on youtube, millions of Spotify streams, and of course radio play in every city in America.

Parents who have listened to their kids sing along to Truth Hurts, have tolerated the nonsensical lyrics. “I have no idea what message she is trying to convey” One father posted on facebook, “My kids sing along, and I thought they got the words wrong initially. I mean she says, Best friend sat me down in the salon chair Shampoo press, get you out of my hair Fresh photos with the bomb lighting”? What does that even mean?

“New man on the Minnesota Vikings, Truth hurts, needed something more exciting” Keri Wilson a 35 year old mother from Erie, Pennsylvania said while asking for help from other mothers online. “I don’t get it, my kids love it, but it makes no sense.”

Snickersee.com did some investigation, and as far as we can confirm ghost writers involved with the project had help from their iPhone’s predictive text algorithm. Our experiments were concluded when one of our scientists working on this project texted the word F**KING, iPhone changed the word to ducking.

That’s all the evidence we needed. Case closed.