Alt-Right Leader Alex Jones Remains Calm After Hillary Threatens to Murder Him and His Jewish Family

Andrew Anglin

Daily Stormer

August 26, 2016

There’s Alex Jones!

That’s my Alex Jones!

The leader of the Alt-Right – Alex Jones!

In other Alt-Right and Hillary Clinton news…

Man guys, I gotta take a nap.

I’m burned out.

It’s been a long week. All this Alt-Right media madness has worn me out. I think it may have been designed to make everyone in the Alt-Right think the term “Alt-Right” is annoying, after having heard it so many times inside a week.

I’m gonna take a nap, then wake up, then drink half a bottle of vodka, then go back to sleep again.

When I wake up, I’ll be fresh again, and ready to do a more comprehensive round-up of all of this madness. I’m also going to define the Alt-Right, as I am the actual authority on the topic because I am the publisher of the world’s most-visited Alt-Right website.