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Police Officer: This your cat, Buddy? Rob Wilco: ...problem? Police Officer: He caused forty bucks of damage in aisle six. Rob Wilco: What did he do? Police Officer: He beat the stuffing out of this "Tickle me Elmo" doll. Rob Wilco: You got in a fight with a toy?! Bucky Katt: It was laughing at me.