Krysten Ritter, who was ass-naked in the pilot of Don’t Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, gives tips on the art of being blurred on (gasp) network TV.

To get naked, first pick a bathing suit.

"Make sure your fake-nude outfit can make you feel like a cute human being on the set. I love my stick-on bra and my tiny nude-colored boy shorts. That’s my go-to."

No augmentation.

"They have these stick-on chicken-cutlet boob things. Avoid those; they just literally pull you down."

Consider a bronzer.

"I like to just be who I am. I’m pale; fuck it. But a little bit of a spray tan—like the lightest shade they even make—made me feel like I was wearing clothing."

Dress up your nothing with some heels.

"You gotta wear high heels! It just makes everything look better."

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