Looking at that picture of the slide, a part of me is thinking "no fucking way am I stupid enough to get on that" and another LOUDER part of me is thinking "oh yeah? challenge fucking accepted!"

The amazing thing is given that kind of thought going through my head, I've yet to ever actually be seriously injured with some of the monumentally stupid things I've done in life. I have some incredible luck too. Had a girlfriend accidentally back her car into me, she didn't notice the thump or me falling off her trunk and drove off. I've been nearly crushed between two 18-wheelers (don't ask). Accidentally set the wool (and highly flammable) shirt I was wearing on fire while proving a point once. Got electrocuted jumpstarting a car, couldn't move due to the current had a friend hit me with a 2x4 to get my hands to let go of the cables (they were hooked up right too, which was the insane part). Etc etc etc. I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE!!! [cackles maniacally]