The maximum height reached by the Trump blimp.

The much-hyped Trump baby blimp that was supposed to fly high above London, mocking President Donald Trump on his first visit to the UK as President, has turned out to be a sad disappointment.





Instead of soaring high above London at a height from which it could look down on all the stabbings, acid attacks, bombings, and moped crimes for which the city is now justly famous, the satirical floatation device merely hovered around Parliament Square in central London at the pathetic height of a small tree or large bush.





Either the organisers of this childish stunt didn't provide enough rope to go any higher, or London's nanny state, "health and safety" Stassi denied the organisers permission to go higher in case the blimp caused an accident.





Or maybe it was because London Mayor was terrified that pro-Trump supporters might retaliate with a blimp of their own, showing the Muslim mayor in an indecorous position with a pig.



