On Saturday, Oct. 25, Real Madrid upset the favorites Barcelona 3 -1, in the UEFA (footbal/soccer) League. But whether or not you follow European football, you will still find this next story weirdly compelling (if not a little tongue in cheek… pun intended).

Dying Light game developers Techland teamed up with booking service Paddy Power, to try and determine the odds of whether or not a zombie apocalypse would be triggered by events during the game.

This might sound oddly specific, but when you realize that Barcelona’s Luis Suarez would be playing for the first time following his suspension for biting a player during the World Cup, it kind of makes sense. It’s important to note that Suarez is actually very (in)famous for biting players in the past. His cannibalistic tendencies have been widely documented.

Techland and Paddy Power examined all of the factors that would go into creating everything from a simple zombie outbreak among footballers to a full-scale apocalypse that would spill out into the rest of the world.

Following is a list of the various events, and the odds that they would occur during the game.

When will Suarez bite a player?

100/1 0.01 to 23.00 minutes

33/1 23.01 to end of first half

25/1 Start of second half to 68.00 minutes

25/1 68.01 minutes to final whistle Where will Suarez bite a player?

33/1 Arm

33/1 Shoulder

40/1 Leg

40/1 Hand

50/1 Back

100/1 Foot Specials

40/1 To bite the referee during play

25/1 To bite a team mate during play Zombie Special

500/1 To start a zombie viral biting outbreak Which player will Suarez bite?

50/1 Pepe

66/1 S Ramos

66/1 R Varane

80/1 C Ronaldo

80/1 G Bale

80/1 T Kroos

80/1 Marcelo

80/1 S Khedira

80/1 F Nacho

80/1 K Benzema

80/1 J Hernandez

80/1 J Rodriguez

80/1 Isco

80/1 L Modric

80/1 A Illarramendi

100/1 Lionel Messi

100/1 S Busquets

100/1 D Alves

So, according to the Odds Sheet above, it really begins with Suarez. You will note that there are no odds on WHETHER or NOT Suarez will bite a player or referee, but just WHEN, and on which body part. And apparently, not even his own team mates are safe (25/1). But the odds of a full-scale zombie viral biting outbreak at 500 to 1 should be concerning. Those are the same odds as dying of heart disease in the next year.

Well, thankfully Suarez did not bite anyone during the game, and the apocalypse did not occur. But the problem is, Suarez is a chronic biter, and it really is just a matter of time.