Sunset: Hey, uhh, I'm trying to tune my guitar here.

Me: To what, exactly?

Sunset: E Standard? Why do you need to know?

Me: No no no. That won't do. You need to tune down to Drop B

Sunset: Drop B? That's a thing?

Me: Jeez, I thought I was bad with guitars. Here, can I see your guitar?

Sunset: Sure. What are you gonna do?

Me: I'm gonna show you what Drop B does.

Sunset: as in play guitar?

Me: exactly. Just watch. *plays Locust by Machine Head*

Sunset: Wha- I just- *breaks*

Me: Oops. I broke her. Cue song! *play I'm Broken by Pantera*