Green Dress Run

It’s that time of year again, where we search our closets and the local Red, White, and Blue for a green dress that would bedazzle our friends and confuse the townies. Your hares Old Crusty Dick and Purple Princess have decided that twice in Lawrenceville was enough, and Belevedere’s went so far as to burn down their kitchen so we won’t return.

Peter’s Pub has graciously opened their doors for us, but the doggies must wait outside. The smokers can keep them company since the place is non-smoking until 10:00 PM, and I don’t know about you but by that time I’ll be either passed out or well on the way somewhere else.

When: Saturday, March 14, 2015 at 2:00 PM

Where: Peter’s Pub

116 Oakland Ave.

Pittsburgh, PA 15213

Cost: $20 hash cash, plus $ for food/beer before and after trail

Hash cash is $20, and this is to benefit the Animal Rescue League of Western PA. Yep, we’re doing a charity r*n this year, and your entry fee will help all the little critters keep on critting <sic>. All beer and goodies on trail are provided by the hares; beer/food before and after is on yinz. Parking may be tight so I suggest using one of the garages or having your friend drive. In fact, getting a DD may be wise.

So, in summation… Bring $20, green dress, sense of humor, age 21 and over, high alcohol tolerance, and math skillz, in return for a trail laid partially by Purple Princess that cannot possibly go wrong.

Questions?

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All other queries… Purple Princess 412-432-9807.