What’s the title of your autobiography?

Vertically Challenged. I’m only 5’2".

What’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever found?

One morning I woke up and found a note I’d written to myself when I was drunk, but my handwriting was such gibberish, I was never able to decipher it. It made me crazy not to be able to read whatever thought I’d had that felt so urgent that I’d had to write it down.

What’s a hard decision you’ve had to make?

Which house to buy. I was house-hunting for a year, and that was super-stressful. Anybody who’s ever bought a house knows.... You want to find a place that has a good vibe, but it’s hard because there are creepily aggressive realtors everywhere, and you might feel like, Oooh, this house has a bad vibe, and then you realize, Wait, it’s just the fuckers in here being creepy. It took a while for me to get past that.

How often do you go to the dark side?

It’s a constant struggle, my friend. I have to work on projecting positivity, because while I like being sarcastic and I like sarcastic people, that’s only one aspect of my personality. There are times when I can have sincere, unironic love for stuff, too.

Who is one of your favorite people?

[Life After Beth co-star] Aubrey Plaza. I did the movie with her because she asked me to do it. I think the way she phrased it was, "Hey, I’m about to be in a zombie movie—do you want to fight me in it?" And I was obviously way into that.

She’s a fun person to experience new things with, because she’s one of those people who’s just really unapologetic about who she is, and I think that’s really admirable, because I’m constantly trying to make sure that everyone else feels comfortable. I’m always like, Okay, what’s the tone of the room? What’s this person’s vibe? How do I fit in?!

Do you have any nicknames?

Mostly people go for "Banana," which I actually like. You’d think I’d find it annoying, but I think it’s super-cute. And "AK-47," because of my initials. I like that one, too.

Are you pro- or anti-karaoke?

I was anti until I made Happy Christmas, and the [Joe] Swanberg crew took me out for karaoke. I finally got what it was all about. I’d never realized what a big deal the art of choosing a karaoke song was. At first, I chose some bad ones and everything was mediocre. But then I did TLC’s "Waterfalls" and it was a big hit.

Between flight and invisibility, which would you choose?

Totally invisibility! Anyone who says flying is a fucking liar. Invisibility is just so much more practical. You can go for a walk naked. You can do anything you want! And I think it would be amazing to be able to witness the world as a fly on the wall, and observe people when they believed no one else was watching.

As far as flying goes, I mean, what are you even doing? It’s cool and everything, but why not just go skydiving? Everybody would be asking you for rides all the time. Total garbage.

Okay, speed round. What are some of your favorite movies?

The Women, from 1939. Wet Hot American Summer. And Hot Fuzz.

If you had a theme song, what would it be?

"Brick House" by the Commodores.

Any tattoos? Ever thought about getting one?

No and no.

Daniel Craig or Sean Connery?

I’m having fun just picturing the both of them.