I come home from a long day to find a shirt.woot package.

"Wait, I didn't order a shirt from there, did I?" I ponder to myself.

And then it hits me as I read "C/O clifwith1f" (my Reddit username) on the outside of the package. I anxiously try to rip it open, but those bags don't tear very well. I quickly perused my room for a pair of scissors, only to resort to my pocket knife.

I finally get it open and THIS!

Egg UFO!

Bacon!

Baconx2!

On a T-Shirt for all to see!

Thank you so much. Now I can display these fine breakfast foods proudly and frequently.

Happy Holidays!