Background Pony #2A74

human x horse clop behind the spoiler





> be Anon

> shitposting on horse porn

> parents out on date night

> so cum-brained that you can't get it up to make deposits to your cum jar for the past week

> bored AF

> hear a whinny from downstairs

> think it was something outside or whatever

> go back to flipping through 42 Firefox tabs

> happy hardcore pumping up the jams to drown out your terminal depression

> hope to find something enticing (sexually arousing or just plain interesting doesn't make a difference to you)

> perhaps putting on your programming socks will inspire you out of your depression

> hear another whinny

> get up from your gaming throne to see if your headphones are masking any real horse noise or if you're just going insane

> it was clearly from some downstairs bedroom

> smell faint mildew from last summer's basement flood

> hear a nicker from your mother's bedroom

> definitely a horse in there

> door is mostly open

> light is on

> you gently sneak 3 feet closer

> stick your head in the door

> see a horse

> brown coat, red mane with yellow highlights

> tail matches mane

> unmistakably a hallucination

> stare more anyway

> see panties when she flicks her tail to scratch an itch

> horse panties‽

> very confused

> tail moves again

> is that a bra?

> at least she's probably not a secret gelding

> those bajugajugas were BIG

> she turns her head to stretch her neck

> hide in the hall like the anonymous coward you are

> too slow

> she saw you

> o shit dot bz2 dot exe dot tar

> hallucinations are not supposed to interact with you

> transfixed with fear and curiosity whether she is real or not

> she rests her front left elbow on the bed and stares back at you

> tail is now firmly pushed to the side

> boner_rising

> more nickers from the pony

> is that seduction?

> "What's your name?"

> you hear unpronounceable whuffles and other horse noises

> "Are you hitting on me?"

> snort echoes in the hall

> see a rapidly-growing dark spot on the panties

> she's pissing herself

> oh no

> how to clean up?

> the smell hits you

> not a hallucination

> you only hit the bong tonight

> no other drugs you've ever tried made you smell things that weren't there

> she's real

> smell reminds you of the stall your parents covered your eyes at while you waited for your sister to finish horse riding lessons

> her ears are focused on you

> not-so-patient whinny

> she wants you to hurry up

> you approach gingerly

> nothing you've read on Derpi or /mlp/ gave you clear directions on how to proceed

> you're close enough to touch her, well within the kick zone

> overpowering smell of horny mare

> good bits right at face height

> reach up and peel off her panties

> tail in the way

> grab the dock with your right hand

> she snorts approvingly

> tail pushed aside, hard to think straight

> left hand pulls on the panties

> they peel off

> there's her ponut

> hello, good-good

> it's better than /r/MarePussy

> she winked at you

> that's a horse clitoris, alright

> time to lick it or something

> it smells like lightly sweetened over-steeped red tea

> lick

> your tongue is rolled as she winks again

> so that's how you roll your tongue

> breathe through mouth (nose in the pink)

> lick wink repeat

> repeat many several more times

> dick been rock-hard for this whole time

> occasionally she'll shift and your wang smacks against your belly button

> hands feeling up her teats

> they're soft except for the nipple

> bra must've fallen off with the panties

> rhythm change

> lick wink wink

> lick wink wink again

> your craft is working

> she tastes great under her tail

> sudden creamier taste during a wink

> it's dribbling down your beard

> nickers of pleasure

> maregasm achieved

> time to give her a good dicking

> not at all JRHNBR

> erection doesn't care

> climb onto bed and then to her back

> she licks your back as you mount her

> time to make use of your heavily-muscled arms from your porn addiction

> grip her barrel with your arms and slide your body down

> you feel her dock and tail against your chest

> there it goes

> dong slides right in

> you are now a confirmed horsefucker

> you feel the raw power of her interior muscles

> no need to thrust

> you're spurting already

> cock hurty (squeezed too tight)

> refractory time once you slide down

> she seems to have calmed down

> inch down her quarters

> feet on ground, ponut right in face

> time to find out how she got in then go to bed

> you gently tap her shoulder

> "time to leave this room"

> she follows you to the hall

> font door closed and locked

> door to back patio wide open

> that's how she walked in

> is that a deer?

> yep, doe in the TV room

> if she's here for the same reason as the pony, they'll have to fight over you while you sleep

> you continue upstairs to your bedroom

> mare and doe follow you

> toss your Casper™ mattress on the ground

> remember how your dad made a big deal about using offer code ATP20 at checkout

> mattress and floor can handle it better than box spring

> cuddle this beautiful mare in post-coital bliss

> split deer hooves cuddle into your back

> tfw male disney princess





Posted as a BP in the true spirit of green text.