So what a truly amazing day it's been then I find out my package is coming early!??!

Gasp I open it up and look at the plethora of candy... A wonderful treat to share with my girlfriend!

But what's this a USB snes controller?

But I remember the mysterious warning.... Plug it into the computer.

Expecting a computer virus to wipe out my alien home ships I plug it in anyways.

Scan Disc E:/ for bad sectors....psh nah!

Wait disc E?!?

opens clicks Readme.txt

A HACKED SNES CONTROLLER WITH A BUILT IN FLASH DRIVE TO STORE ALL MY....LEGAL BACKUPS!

ZOMG AWESOME :D

(this was longer but reddit ate my message)