Hey Campers,

Well I’ve done it again. No I don’t mean I’ve embarrassed myself in some sort of sordid manner – although you could be easily forgiven for thinking in that vein. On the contrary I am, for once, trying to improve the civility of those around me. Who better to instruct others in the correct and proper way of doing things than someone who has already managed to do it so spectacularly wrong, after all?

What am I babbling about this time, I hear you cry? Well, gentle readers, I have published another book. This time I actually wrote it, instead of merely interviewing a bunch of people and making them do all the work – not that I don’t have a few more of those in the pipeline don’t you worry. Although, truth be told, chasing after people for their responses has proved to be infinitely more tiring and frustrating than simply writing a book by myself…but I digress.

This latest opus is simply called Old School Etiquette for the Modern Gay and is currently available on Amazon for you to purchase and propel me into internationally best-selling fame and fortune. Basically, this handy guide is aimed at restoring politeness and gentility back into gentlemen of a certain persuasion. Not to say that it isn’t for everyone. Indeed, as with all my musings, it is for gay men and those who love them.

So now, no matter whether you’re in a dither about the aptness of trouserless waiters for your dinner party, in a pickle as to best way to introduce your gimp or simply unsure of the fitting restitution for a conjugal catastrophe, there’s always a stylish solution.

What are you waiting for? Buy it! If only to shut me the hell up! And you don’t even need a Kindle as their handy app means that you can enjoy my words of wisdom on the device of your choosing. Happy reading my dears!

Tchao! Tchao!!!