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Front desk of SCP-XXXX's building

SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The building where SCP-XXXX resides is to be guarded by standard security teams under the guise of city council members. Due to SCP-XXXX appearing incredibly infrequently guards are only to be posted during the correct financial circumstances. SCP-XXXX is NOT to be threatened, insulted or deliberately aggravated. Any staff found partaking in these acts will be removed from the SCP-XXXX team and disciplined accordingly.

Object Description: SCP-XXXX is a male human of average build and appearance, wearing a standard business shirt and tie with brown pants. SCP-XXXX appears behind the front desk of ██████ Financial Planning LTD in ████, England. The building has been derelict since 19██ with SCP-XXXX manifesting since 1946. SCP-XXXX has only manifested when the UK's interest rates have fall below ██% or the Sterling Pound drops below ██ . SCP-XXXX has a large amount of control over the global financial situation, being able to manipulate interest rates, inflation and other financial rates, this has been demonstrated several times during foundation interactions.

SCP-XXXX is found writing with a standard clipboard and pen, this is believed to be how SCP-XXXX exhibits its anomalous abilities. When asked to hand over the clipboard SCP-XXXX dropped the requesting staff members credit score by ██. SCP-XXXX is estimated to be responsible for a loss of £██ billion. On several occasions (see Addendum XXXX-1) these losses have been a deliberate action, with the rest being a consequence of other manipulations. SCP-XXXX has shown no direct hostility towards the foundation but is still deemed a threat due to the power SCP-XXXX holds.

Addendum XXXX-1

+ Interview Logs XXXX-I - Access Granted Interviewed: SCP-XXXX Interviewer: Dr.H, Head researcher with previous experience with SCP-XXXX

Foreword: Current study lead DR.H will lead the interview, SCP-XXXX has been present for seven minutes and is noted to be frantically writing over his clipboard.

<Begin Log>

Dr.H: Hello XXXX, we'd like to ask some questions, would that be ok?

SCP-XXXX: Ah, dammit, I'm kinda busy right now doc, later.

Dr.H: We're on a tight schedule here, and I'm sure you are too, maybe just a few?

SCP-XXXX: *Frantically writing notes* You're way out of your' depth, Doc. You couldn't fathom what I'm doing here.

Dr.H: Well, why don't you explain, I'm sure it would benefit both of us

Dr.H: I'm sure it's nothing you can't answer, judging by your qualifications.

SCP-XXXX: *Audible sigh* I'm trying to prevent a disaster doc, I'm saving you, your friends and your family's bank accounts. If you have some sense you won't interrupt me. Dr.H briefly laughs and smirks at SCP-XXXX, who reacts by locking eyes with Dr.H and glaring back before unclipping his paper from his clipboard. Dr.H reshuffles her papers and clears her throat.

SCP-XXXX: I'm sick of your goddamned questions, every time I try to work. Please just leave me be.

Dr.H: Look, I get that you're "saving the world" but we're really on a stretch here, our department cuts are pretty astonishing, even by your standards.

SCP-XXXX: Do you want a financial disaster, doc? Fine, I'll give you one. What're the lowest rates you've ever seen? I'll triple it, hell quadruple, watch this , right here, history in the making. Three days later a massive crash occurred in the housing market and private sector, leading to the worst depression since 1930. Cover story 'Burst Bubble' was launched and was deemed a success after widespread belief was achieved through the use of national media.

Addendum XXXX-2

+ Interview XXXX-I1 - Access Granted Upon initial discovery of SCP-XXXX, in ████, MTF-Pi-1 attempted to take SCP-XXXX into Foundation custody. This resulted in SCP-XXXX wiping the bank accounts of two MTF members. Said incident was recorded by MTF member body cameras. Begin Log

SCP-XXXX: Could you remove that weapon from my face?

Member 04: Hands on your fucking head!

SCP-XXXX: You don't know what you're doing, do you know how much that weapon costs, Frank?

SCP-XXXX: You could buy about one-hundred-and-seven with the money in your account. How long have you been saving for, keeping it for the grand-kids? If you want that apartment mortgage paid then I suggest you keep your manners.

SCP-XXXX: Danny here on your left could buy about two-hundred-and-four, maybe a few less if you retract that tax he dodged back in 96'.

[MTF members show visible confusion with member 04 lowering his weapon.

SCP-XXXX: You guys get good pay, anyway. That bereavement package started back in April looked pretty good.

Member 01: C'mon Frank, you're not taking this suit seriously? He's making it up right?

SCP-XXXX: You still looking forward to that pension, Benny? It's pretty impressive, saving since 2005, July right?

Member 01: How do you know about that? The money I'm puttin' towards my kids is none of your business!

SCP-XXXX: You don't have any kids Benny, or at least you've never put a penny towards them, I could make you a savings account, trust fund maybe?

Members remain silent while 01 begins fidgeting with his rifle. SCP-XXXX observes the group and glances towards his desk.

SCP-XXXX: Let me grab my clipboard and I might pay off those student loans you've still got, right guys? Any taxes left, maybe a debt?

Members of the team allow SCP-XXXX to take his clipboard, who writes a few lines and leaves through his back door while muttering. Upon return of the MTF unit, all team members are given disciplinary hearings, particularly members 01 and 04. The accounts of 01 and 04 were found wiped without a trace, with members 02 and 03 having no changes.

End Log

Addendum 0109: SCP-XXXX is not to be interfered with by any staff members. The current financial climate allows for an estimated ██ years before SCP-XXXX returns, unless a freak economic event occurs.In the event of this occurring security teams will be stationed with zero access to SCP-XXXX to prevent any potential event.

'SCP-XXXX shows no signs of wanting to co-operate and should be treated as a threat. The potential actions could be catastrophic, requesting an upgrade to Keter class'-Dr.P

Re-Upgrade to Keter class: Denied by 05 Council | Reason: Insufficient threat