When I was younger, I would sometimes wonder what it was like to be a dog. It just seemed like they were always having the time of their lives because they have the freedom to do whatever they want. As a dog you can eat whatever you want, pee wherever you want, you don’t feel pressure to lose weight or exercise, it’s socially acceptable for you to never mature, people let you kiss them even when they don’t want you to, no matter how funny-looking you are someome out there will want to take you home, people still think you’re cute even when you’re old and gray, you can give into your primal instincts and no one will blame you, those who know you make excuses for your bad behavior, girls are friendly to you even when they’re secretly afraid of you and they’re loving towards you even after you’ve hurt them.

It’s like being a guy, only when someone tells you ‘no’ you actually listen.