*Qrow walks into the main room of Winter’s house*

Qrow: Gods damn! That’s the 3rd nuisance call I’ve had this week



Ruby: what do you mean?

Qrow: Well the first was from my credit card company asking if I was ok because I haven’t used my card and the second was from my online delivery company asking the same thing

Winter: Hmm, I see, but why haven’t you been making purchases? Do you have some sort of financial issues? *sips tea*

Qrow: No, I quit drinking!

Winter: *spits tea*

*Yang and Ruby begin laughing as Blake hid behind her book*

Weiss: Elegant sister, just truly elegant!

Blake: So what was the third call?

Qrow: It was there dad, he was worried that I was dead!!

Ruby: WHAT?…

Yang: …WHY?

Qrow: His drinks cabinet still full.