Joe Biden

"This Cap’n can do!"

Captain Turbot really sucks at his job. All he does is drive boats around, and he is terrible at it. Once he crashed an oil tanker into the rocks of Adventure Bay. He has made some very questionable decisions in the past that everyone seems to have forgotten about. He also has a very distinctive way of speaking, requiring you to listen carefully and decipher what he means. This is rarely worthwhile.