For those of you who are probably wondering what’s with the ultra contrived set up for this gag, yes, this item is real. Bernard Pollard invented a plastic tray for bathrooms meant to go on the sink and give you counter space. Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction.

First off, congrats to Mr. Pollard, Entrepreneur. Also Patriot Killer.

I have yet to try the product, to me it looks like it makes it just extra difficult to reach the sink and while it says it folds up tight I think it might still seem bulky. But who knows, maybe it’s cool. I just hope one day we get a headline that is “Julian Edelman injures self in bathroom, blames sink accessory” and it’s revealed all this was just Pollard playing the long con. And yes, I am calling it now, Edelman is the next Pollard victim.