Cadence: Say... Do you have feeling for Spike?

Ember: Uh... N-no?

Cadence: *laugh* I'm shipping you both so hard!!!

E: What?! No!! I said I didn't!

C: You lips may have said no but, my poor Ember.... your cheeks said otherwise.

E: Huh?

C: You have a crush on him.

E: I-I can't be! I'm a Dragon Lord! And he is so young... I-I can't...

C: Trust me Ember. As the princess of Love... and Crystal....

E: There is such a princess?

C: Yes. And it's me! *ahem* Like I was going to s-

Ember cut her out with a paw on he snout.

E: This is no game, Ca... Ca... I know it begins with a Ca... Whatever. Keep this to yourself! I don't want any of people know about it! Understand? Nod if you understand.

She nodded.

E: Good. I'm going to remove my paw now. No more words about this. Got it?

She nodded, then Ember removed her paw.

E: You have to understand that is it embarrassing for me. I-I-I never been in this situation before.

C: Ever?

E: Ever.

C: Um. Want me to teach you? I could if you want.

E: No.

C: But...

E: No!

C: *sigh* Fine! For once that I actually get involve into dragonic relationship...

E: Trust me, you are not prepared.

C: Want to bet? I read many many books on most of all animals and other creatures in Equestria and beyond.

E: Are you like that curious purple princess?

C: Twilight? No. She is more of a bibliophile.

E: Uh... she likes libraries?

C: She love books! She can't stop reading them! And that really hurts her chances for getting in relation with a stallion... I feel that I have to do something about it... In comparison, I only...er, mostly read books related to romance, love and... beyond...*blush*

E: And what do... Wait! What do you mean by... beyond?

C: Um.... mating rituals?

E: Oh my scales! You are a pervert!

C: Me? No! I'm experienced and knowledgeable princess about love relationship and... and...

E: Ponies seek you for... for... sick, adult material informations? Like how two dragons... d-do it?

C: What?! No! We are talking about love here! Not lust! But I have to know about the subject to give the most wise advices! I'm the princess of Love. Not of perversion!

E: Then, why you studied about us dragons?

C: Uh... I was curious?

She glared at her.

C: Okay! Okay! I was happy too to know that Spike had finally a dragon friend. And...

E: As the princess of Love, you felt obligated to get involved into this... relation?

C: *sigh* Yes.

E: *laugh*

C: What's so funny?

E: You, ponies...

C: What about us?

E: Your are quite a bunch. Making a princess for Friendship and one about Love...

She shook her head is disbelief.

C: What's wrong about it?

E: Hey, Ca.... Ca... What's your name again?

C: Cadance.

E: Cadance. As the princess of Love... You and your husband must be quite... close and personal when no one is watching... Hmmm?

C: Oh. Uh... T-that's not your business...

E: Exactly.

C: Uh, I'm no following.

E: What is between me and Spike is not of your business. Got it?

C: Oh. Yes. I understand.

E: Good. Another thing.

C: Yes?

E: Uh... A-bout those books of yours about... you know... r-rituals?

Cadance grinned.

E: I-It's for the greater good of our kingdom!

C: Yes... sure.... for your kingdom...

E: Do you... have a lot of.... t-them?

C: You better come with me at my place and you'll see.

E: But to be sure of my seriousness, if you try anything wrong or mock me, I won't hesitate to turn them into ashes!

C: Oh! Trust me, they are very.... educational. And you would not dare to burn a single one once you begin reading it.

E: *blush*

C: Spike is soooo lucky to have a wise and attentional dragoness like you.

E: What did I say?

C: Oh. Sorry.

She tried to muffled her laugher while Ember kept blushing.

C: Well, shall we go now?



Lovely work.