MARTIN COUNTY — A man accused of “slapping” his girlfriend with a cheeseburger was arrested on a battery charge, according to a Martin County Sheriff’s Office report.

Kyle Jamison Jones, 30, was jailed by Martin County sheriff's deputies after the 4:20 a.m. May 4 alleged burger beatdown.

The 28-year-old woman identified as the victim told dispatchers her live-in boyfriend of seven years attacked her.

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She said her boyfriend, Jones, “woke her up by slapping her with a cheeseburger,” the report states.

A cheeseburger is a hamburger with cheese.

The girlfriend said Jones pulled her by the hair and kicked her down the stairs.

Investigators found no injuries on the girlfriend, though did turn up “several remnants of said cheeseburger on her person.”

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The type of cheeseburger wasn’t specified, though a popular cheeseburger is on the menu at McDonald’s. The McDonald’s offering is “topped with a tangy pickle, chopped onions, ketchup, mustard, and a slice of melty American cheese,” according to the McDonald’s website.

Meanwhile, the girlfriend declined medical attention.

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She didn’t want Jones arrested, saying “she only wished for law enforcement to speak to him,” the report states.

Jones, whose address was not released, was taken to the Martin County Jail.

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