I could have typed in a bunch of gibberish and you’d have bought it, but I respect you too much to do that. Instead, I taught myself enough Haitian Creole to write a song entreating the vodou creator spirit Damballah to bring a dude back to life as a zombie. You’re welcome.

There might be a new Purple Ninja’s Truth to the Head this week, but no promises. The Demon Hunters RPG: A Comedy of Terrors is kicking my butt, and I think all typing that I do this week should probably be contributing to my target word count.

February’s gonna be better, you guys. I promise!