Was what I yelled when the postman dropped off my package and I was running around my house trying to find the scissors so I could open the box. This scared my dog who thought I was being attacked. He was relieved to know the box did not contain a threat but instead gorgeous yarns from my redditgifts yarn exchange Santa. I got an awesome hank of cashmere (CASHMERE!!!!) in pink and black, the most luxurious purple Merino superwash wool and two skeins of 100% Peruvian wool in the deepest teal! I also got some mints and two cute buttons, one with Kreiger from the TV show Archer (my husband will try to steal this but he did not sign up for the yarn exchange so he has no claim, it's mine!) and the other with Louise from the show Bob's Burgers. I haven't seen Bob's Burgers but Archer made reference to them on one episode so it is on my list to watch. Thank you /u/ransim! The yarn exchange was the exchange I was looking forward to the most since I signed up for redditgifts in November. You have totally made it perfect! Thank you, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!

P.S. My cats have accepted the paper packaging as a bribe to not attack my new yarn. This agreement is only valid while the yarn remains hidden and the paper crinkly. I will have to work fast and stealthy to crochet this beautiful stuff up into some awesome items.