You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hey

You: i think omegel randomly disconnects

Stranger: haha

You: i keep having cool conversations and then the person just leaves

You: really sucks

Stranger: it does sometimes

You: bleh

Stranger: so what's up

You: nm

You: i was just

You: recounting the story of my dumb ex to some random person

You: and he was about to tell me his story of his dumb ex

You: but omegle took a dump

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i just got back from the sauna =P

Stranger: has a weird event there xD

Stranger: where are you from?

You: USA

You: you?

You: i wanna go to a sauna

You: lol

Stranger: filand here

Stranger: finland*

You: oh cool

You: i heard finland is pretty cool

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: saunas are fun

Stranger: but maybe not for americans

You: lol

You: whys that

Stranger: we're naked, americans hate nudity

You: oh

You: to hell with them

You: i wanna be naked too

You: lol

Stranger: and its mixed gender xD

Stranger: well private ones are

Stranger: some public

You: lol

You: i wouldnt mind

You: i'd probably have to get used to it though cuz i've never been naked in public

You: but like

You: i hate how weird people are about nudity and sex and whatever

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i mean it can be sexual

Stranger: but only when it is

Stranger: if that makes sense

You: yeah i think i get that

Stranger: its not like you go to a public sauna to fuck

Stranger: maybe a private one haha

You: yeaa lol

Stranger: its like skinny dipping, only in a wooden box with steam

Stranger: haha

You: lol

You: sounds super comfy

Stranger: yes it is, just stretch out an relax haha

Stranger: my name is marie by the way =P

You: lol my name's john

You: nice to meet you

Stranger: you too

Stranger: so now i am curious, how anti-nudity america? or is it myth

You: uhh

You: well people get upset at women breastfeeding in public

You: usually

You: its stupid

Stranger: WHAT

You: although

Stranger: no way

You: there's been a lot of court cases fighting against that

You: lol

Stranger: ...wow

You: its actually legal for a woman to go topless in new york city

You: like downtown and all

Stranger: welli need to go heheh

You: hah

You: i read an article of someone who tried

You: and

You: she said surpisingly most people didnt overreact

Stranger: cool

You: except for one guy who started hitting on her

You: and a police officer

Stranger: ew haha

You: he knew it was legal though

You: but he was all

You: "blah blah there are kids and blah blah"

You: pretty dumb lol

Stranger: here its okto go naked in apool

You: lucky

Stranger: no one bats and eye

Stranger: like whenever igo swimmingi am naked

You: lol i kind of hate how conservative and religious people here are

Stranger: beach or pool

Stranger: the religious part is funny if i may say

Stranger: mega churches.....that says it all

You: yeaa

You: lol i should move to finland

Stranger: its fun

Stranger: i mean its not all nudity

You: oh of course

Stranger: but no one minds

Stranger: helli went naked in a park once

Stranger: hahah

You: lol

You: do people care even when they're like

You: just starting puberty

Stranger: well i mean people understand that if a teen is walking around hard its because ofpuberty

You: i guess maybe being hidden from it made me a little different at that age lol

Stranger: aslong as he isn't wanking

You: lol

Stranger: i go with my friends and they get hard

Stranger: no biggie

You: lol

You: i have to ask

You: do you secretly go "hehe" in your head

Stranger: well its nice to look

Stranger: xD

You: haha

Stranger: and no one can tell since i am a girl

Stranger: xD

You: lol

You: cheater

You: you could look all day

You: no one would know

Stranger: i stare in saunas xD

You: loll

Stranger: guys fall asleep and they get....well

Stranger: its funny

You: hah

You: well

You: i guess its not any different from when clothed people are checking people out

You: boners still show through clothes unfortunately

Stranger: nah, i'm a teen its all hormones

You: lol

You: well yeah

Stranger: i try to only look at my bf though

Stranger: keep it even haha

You: lol

Stranger: i have to say, the nudity allows for some evil teasing

Stranger: hahah

You: hah

You: ouch

Stranger: all in good fun

You: how old are you by the way

Stranger: 17

You: cool

You: being 17 is pretty fun

You: i'm 20

Stranger: hehe yeah

Stranger: cool

Stranger: i can drink before you hehe

You: everyone can drink before me

Stranger: 21 is silly

You: its stupid

Stranger: you can only have sex at 18 right?

You: i can vote, buy a house, get into horrible debt, enlist in the army to pay it off, have a kid, pay child support cuz my ex didnt get an abortion and lose custody cuz i'm still in the army

You: all before i can drink

You: sounds perfectly fine to me

Stranger: wow

You: none of that is me

You: lol

You: hypothetical of course

Stranger: well duh

You: and uhmmm

You: age of consent depends on the state

You: usually the lowest is 15

Stranger: i am already at consent here

You: I think the state i'm in is 16

Stranger: wow

Stranger: here it is 16

You: most are 16-18

You: i'm not sure if any are 15

Stranger: have you....um....done it,

You: you're sort of pervy aren't you

You: :p

Stranger: nevermind xD

You: haha no its cool

You: yeah i have

Stranger: i wasn't trying to be weird

You: lol its fine

You: you're not weird

You: you'd be weird if you got upset at people being naked

Stranger: haha

Stranger: welli just saw like 3 girls and 2guys earlier so haha

Stranger: yay saunas xD

You: lol

You: wikipedia says the age of consent is 16-18

You: and usually there's a rule saying you can be younger as long as the other person is with like 2 years or soemthing like that

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: do people there get pregnant young,

You: yeah there are people who do

Stranger: wow

Stranger: condoms? haha

You: lol

You: i dont know how they mess that up

You: but the religious people trying to push abstinence only sex education

You: sure aren't helping

You: especially catholics

You: they think condoms are as bad as abortion

Stranger: well i use the pill and condoms o_0

You: the really extreme cathlolics anyway

You: its so messed up really

Stranger: wow

You: the kids are scared to get the pill or condoms

You: cuz their parents will be upset

You: at the idea of it

You: so they risk it

Stranger: wow

Stranger: i was given them

You: D: its so backwards here

Stranger: the school was like "take thesek

Stranger: "8

You: parents would get upset here

You: if a school did that

Stranger: why?

You: hell if i know

Stranger: its saving them a kid

You: they'd argue that its better that they dont do it at all

Stranger: an accident o_0

You: and that condoms enable them to have immoral sex that get them sent to hell

You: or whatever

Stranger: wow

You: i mean most people aren't that bad

You: but

You: the taboo carries over into less religious people

You: and its dumb

Stranger: i was told by mymom and dad just be super safe

Stranger: so i am

You: thats good for you

You: lol

You: my dad assumed i'd be smart enough to do things right

Stranger: well i am not a slut so go me! haha

You: hah

You: my dad's the type who wouldnt care even if i slept around stupidly

You: he'd just go "well, as long as you dont do anything too stupid, its your life"

You: he's pretty cool for a republican

You: lol

Stranger: i have only had sex 3 times, all with the sameguy

You: your boyfriend?

Stranger: yes

You: was it good?

You: loljk you dont have to answer that

Stranger: hehe allow me to be pervy for 1 sec

You: hah

Stranger: OMG YES YES

You: lmao

Stranger: xD

You: you can be as pervy as you want i wont care lol

You: i'm pretty perverted too

Stranger: well, yeah, it was good

You: you could say "yeah i wish i could have an orgy in the suana with my friends" and i'd go "hah cool"

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: the worst the sauna has ever been is all the guys being aroused

You: oh thats awkward

You: lol

You: was it your fault?

Stranger: nah, it was kinda cute

Stranger: yeah, me and a friend

You: lol

Stranger: haha

You: did you laugh about it

Stranger: yeah it was not serious

You: lol

Stranger: just for a laugh really

You: honestly

You: i'd be satisfied with being able to walk from my room to the bathroom with no pants on

Stranger: i do that a lot

You: i end up wishing i could do that a lot

Stranger: i am nude a lot at home =P

Stranger: well when mom and dad arnt home

Stranger: aren't

You: i usually sleep naked

You: aand

Stranger: me too

You: i'd be naked more if my computer chair weren't leather

Stranger: i put an towel down on mine

You: i should do that

You: lol

Stranger: only in finland can you open the dorr naked hahaha

Stranger: door*

You: hah

Stranger: i embarressed an delievery man like that

Stranger: for mail guy

You: haha

Stranger: poor8

You: just means you're good looking

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i saw a guy being pervy on abeach

Stranger: it was like "ewwwww"

You: what was he doing?

Stranger: take a guess

You: jerkin it?

Stranger: yep

You: lol

Stranger: and he looked at me! it was weird

You: thats kind of weird

Stranger: it was the definition of ewwwwww

You: well yeah

You: most americans think all nudists are like that

You: its lame

Stranger: well i can speak i guess, i lost my virginity on a lake shore, but it was empty

Stranger: not populated

You: aw

You: that sounds romantic

You: lol

Stranger: it was amazing

You: :p

Stranger: cold

Stranger: but fun

You: i lost mine on a couch

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: well you had fun too

You: yeaa

Stranger: me 2nd time was on a couch of sorts

You: lol

You: i'm not quite sure when my 2nd time was

Stranger: sauna bench haha

You: oh haha

Stranger: but we were alone

You: thats adventurous

Stranger: so no show for the others

Stranger: well it was heat of the moment

You: my 2nd time was on the same couch

Stranger: no pun intended

Stranger: same lucky lady?

You: yup

You: lol it was an amazing weekend

Stranger: all my times have been in the last month

You: well congrats :p

Stranger: we've been dating for 2 years though

Stranger: =P

You: i broke up with my first like 2 years ago

Stranger: awww

You: we only dated for like 9 months :/ but we had feelings for eachother longer than that

You: maybe like a year and a half before we started dating

You: lol

Stranger: my 3rd time wasfinally in a bed

Stranger: haha

You: hah

You: the last time i had sex was in a bed

You: beds are much much better than couches

You: or floors

Stranger: after the others it felt weird

You: floors are kind of fun though

Stranger: the lake was fun

Stranger: trees......very helpful

You: ohh?

Stranger: hehe yeah

You: sounds fun

You: lol

Stranger: i was taken against a tree

Stranger: xD

You: haha

Stranger: and then ablanket on the ground

Stranger: xD

Stranger: fun fun fun

You: i needa girl so i can try

You: lol

Stranger: it was amazing

Stranger: i thought it wouldhurt

Stranger: it hurt for like 10 seconds

Stranger: and then pleasure

You: :)

You: lol i felt so guilty my first time cuz it was her first time too

You: and she said it stung really bad for a while

Stranger: my bf kept asking if i really was ready

Stranger: i was finally just like "Yes dammit, i am wet now hurry"

You: haha

Stranger: slut mode engage

You: lol

Stranger: =/

You: nothing wrong with sluts

You: cheating sluts

You: i have a problem with

You: lol

Stranger: i would never cheat haha

You: the lying manipulative ones

You: ughh

Stranger: i knew one

You: that girl i slept with on the couch turned into one

You: :/

Stranger: she fucked two guys at once, she was secretly dating both of them

Stranger: it was dumb

You: that sounds dumb

You: you mean she had a threesome?

Stranger: yep

You: with the guys she was cheating on?

Stranger: yep

You: well

You: she has balls

You: i'll give her that

You: lol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ok i have a weird question

You: shoot

You: nothings too weird to me

You: lol

Stranger: where should i try and have my 4th time

Stranger: xD

You: hah

You: thats so un-weird

You: i'm disappointed

Stranger: hehe

You: maybe a beach?

You: lol but summer is a while away

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and its finland

You: i thoguht the water was warm

You: cuz of the gulf current

You: or whatever

Stranger: well warmish

Stranger: we are kinda far from it

Stranger: noway has it

You: oh

Stranger: lucky guys

You: oh yeah thats right

You: :/

You: well

Stranger: i was thinking shower

You: lol

You: shower could be fun

You: actually

You: yeah

You: it would be fun

Stranger: there's like an outdoor shower neat that lake

Stranger: with hot water haha

You: i almost did it in the shower once

You: but we had just finished

You: lol

You: so it was more like cuddling

Stranger: i imagine its sexy

You: it is~

Stranger: all slippery xD

You: ahh you're making me miss it

Stranger: maybe a couch? haha

You: lol

Stranger: sorry

You: couches are okay

You: it was sort of exciting cuz it was the living room

You: and

You: we got walked in on twice

You: but they didnt suspect anything cuz we had a blanket ready

Stranger: wow

Stranger: by who?

You: her parents lol

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: my parents would have asked if he had acondom on

Stranger: and left

You: her parents were oblivious

Stranger: i can't imagine being walked in on byfriends

You: her mom went on to have a conversation with us while we were naked under a blanket

You: it was so awkward

You: she's already awkward without being naked under a blanket with her daughter

You: lol

You: without me*

Stranger: i mean my friends know, you can't deny a guy a walking back with a wet...um

Stranger: but being found in the act

Stranger: hehe

You: lol

Stranger: i should try that, fool around under a blanket in plain sight

You: hah

Stranger: it would be a thrill

You: well you can alreayd tease him in public

You: really badly

You: since finland is cool like that

Stranger: hehehe the sauna tease was hilarious

You: lol what'd you do to him

Stranger: me and a friend made out

Stranger: to tease him

You: ohhh

Stranger: and the others

You: thats

You: terrible

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: he turned into a flag pole

Stranger: xD

You: soo mean

Stranger: well it was kinda fun for me too

You: lol

You: was your friend a good kisser?

You: :p

Stranger: omg i never knew what kissing a girl was like xD

You: ahh

Stranger: it was fun

You: what was it like?

You: like

You: how was it different

Stranger: so much more feminine, softer skin, lighter touches

Stranger: breasts xD

You: lol

You: wow did you like start groping her too?

You: thats so over the top for a tease

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: well it was fun

You: you should have a threesome with your bf

You: to make up for that

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: that would be weird

Stranger: i have never licked or been likedby a girl

You: wellll

You: your bf would probably like watching

Stranger: he would have fun i guess

You: and you get to explore

You: its like

You: win win

You: as long as no one gets jealous

Stranger: nah, me and my friends are cool

Stranger: i was surprised i like kissing her so much though

You: lol

You: girls are so soft and nice

You: i tried kissing a guy

You: ad

You: and

Stranger: it was like "whoa, this is awesome"

You: it wasnt as nice

You: no where close

Stranger: guys are hard and strong

Stranger: sexy in their way

You: lol its not for me

You: i gave it a shot though :) lol

Stranger: well you don't have a vagina xD

You: haha

You: yeah

Stranger: what if i really like a girl?

Stranger: well i guess i'd be bi

Stranger: o_0

You: i used to think about what i 'was'

You: but then

You: i just decided it didnt matter

You: other than how other people percieve me

You: and since i live in dumb homophobic america

You: i just tell people i'm straight

You: and if i ever get closer to anyone i let them know i'm a little bit more bi

Stranger: i guess its whatever turns you on hehe

You: yeah exactly

You: i dont even like guys that much

You: but

You: if they're soft and cute-ish like a girl

You: then thats cool~

You: or like

Stranger: well i have masturbated with girls before

Stranger: xD

You: i'd be okay with a threesome with a guy

You: if he wanted to be all touchy feely with me

You: its all fun

You: lol

You: and

You: thats cool

You: lol

Stranger: hehe

You: how'd that happen?

Stranger: just girls bored at home

Stranger: and naked xD

You: lol

You: so someone was just

You: "i want to masturbate"

You: and everyone started

You: ?

Stranger: well someone started under a blanket while watching tv

Stranger: and that made us kinda turned on

You: thats so cute

You: lol

Stranger: so we all just kinda started

You: how old were you

Stranger: 15

Stranger: i sounds worse than it was but we compared butts and boobs xD

You: hah

You: i never did anything like that

You: kinda wish i did though

Stranger: someone fondled me xD

You: haha

You: oh

You: i think one of my friends tried starting something like that while he was sleeping over

You: when i was like

You: 14

You: he kept asking weird sex questions

You: lol

Stranger: i think little boys and girls learning their bodies is strangly cute

Stranger: not in a pedo way

You: really?

You: i think the same thing

Stranger: well like 14 15

You: lol i know exactly what you mean

You: its cute

Stranger: when i learned about boys penis i thought it was funny

Stranger: it was such a weird idea

You: lol

You: i just remember wanting to see a vagina up close and

You: none being available

You: lol

Stranger: periods weren't...

Stranger: periods suck

You: :/

You: well it was that or public boners

Stranger: public boners are cute somethings

Stranger: sometimes*

You: lol

Stranger: i made the fatal mistake of wearing no panties in a skirt once

You: uh oh

Stranger: "oh this is nice" *wind* "omgomgomg"

You: lol

You: was it cold?

You: did your skirt fly up?

Stranger: well a bus stop got to see my pussy

Stranger: grrrrr

You: hahaha

Stranger: and so did a lot of people

Stranger: i didn't change, i was too stubborn

You: well what difference does it make

You: when they can see you in other places anyway

Stranger: true

Stranger: but it felt like i was purposfully exposing myself

You: aw

You: they probably just thought it was funny

Stranger: a few guys got noticible boners

Stranger: o_0

You: lol oh

You: well then

You: that means you're hot

You: :D

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: is it weird to compliment a guys cock?

You: umm

You: i guess not

You: here there's never an opportunity to see one

You: unless you're already about ot have sex with someone

You: lol

You: i really wouldnt know

You: but i mean if i got a compliment then i'd be flattered

Stranger: i told my bf before we were dating that his looked nice xD

You: haha

You: how'd he react?

Stranger: its grown since then

Stranger: he blushed

You: lol did he get hard too?

Stranger: like bright red

You: or was he already

Stranger: yes xD

Stranger: he went from semi to full

You: ahaha

You: did you start blushing too?

Stranger: yes

You: thats so cute

Stranger: i guess

Stranger: i wonder what would happen if i sat on his lap in the sauna

Stranger: in company xD

You: lol

You: it'd drive him crazy

Stranger: i've been in a sauna with him and myparents

You: was it awkward?

Stranger: kinda

Stranger: they got there first and when i walked in he got hard

Stranger: parents didn't really care

Stranger: they laughed

You: lol

You: poor guy

Stranger: i ummm conpensated him later

You: lucky guy

You: :p

Stranger: once they left he got a free blow job

Stranger: xD

You: hehe

You: my ex tried giving me a handjob in the car once

You: while her dad was driving it

Stranger: hahaha

You: it freaked me out so bad

You: lol

Stranger: if me parents had walked in they would have dragged me out

Stranger: my bfs parents are cool xD

You: lol

Stranger: his mom smacked me xDF

Stranger: not weirdly though

You: hlol

You: was it like a

You: "hey stop that" smack

Stranger: nah it was making me hurry to get in

Stranger: his dad got hard staring at his mom

Stranger: i thought it was cute

You: lol

You: sigh

You: i dont have any funny interesting naked stories to share

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: well you had naked fun infront of a parent

Stranger: in the usa no doubt

Stranger: that is ballsy

You: lol

You: we thought they left

You: but her mom came back out of nowhere

You: and the thing in the car didnt last long

You: it was like

You: 3 strokes

You: and she got scared too

You: she just couldnt wait to touch me

You: lol

Stranger: i kinda want my bf to finger me under a blanket now

Stranger: just leave my friends wondering what's going on xD

You: haha

Stranger: i moan so it would be kinda obvious

Stranger: hahahah

You: hahah

You: they'd start teasing

Stranger: "eh you like that?" haha

Stranger: i imagine something like that

You: and then the one you made out with would want to make out with you more

You: :p

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: i've seen the aftermath of one of my friends escapades

You: lol what happened with your friend

Stranger: gone for like 2 hours with her bf

Stranger: i leave later and go along the way they left and find a bench and 3 used condoms

You: lol wow

Stranger: it was a mix of hilarious and ewww

You: haha

Stranger: 3 times in 2 hours

Stranger: bravo xD

You: lol

You: i did it for like

You: an hour straight once

You: we actually fell asleep half way through though

Stranger: i finish once and i can hardly walk for 30 seconds

You: ehh i guess it was 45 minutes twice

Stranger: my bf usually lasts 30minutes

You: it was partially cuz she was reaally horny and partially because i couldnt cum :/

You: lol it was my first time messing around so i was sorta nervous

You: we didnt actually have sex that time though

Stranger: guys cumming is kinda weird

You: you think so?

Stranger: its like a novel toy

Stranger: pop xD

You: lol

You: haha

You: i think its cool

You: i dont like how i lose all the drive right after though

Stranger: wellit is sexy

Stranger: the whole "i'm cumming, i'm cumming, arrr" is kinda hot

You: hehe

Stranger: i lose my drive kinda slowly at first then its all gone

You: its like hitting a brick wall for me

You: afterwards all i wanna do is cuddle

Stranger: hehe me to

You: lol like i'll be thinking after i cum i wanna do this and that

Stranger: i left hime in me last time

You: and then nope, cuddles please

Stranger: naked nap while penetrated, amazing

You: haha

You: sounds nice

You: i really wanted to do that with my ex but she'd always move

Stranger: i woke up and slid off, i felt him slip out and was like "huh, oh yeah"

You: lol

Stranger: i hope noone ever hears me during sex

Stranger: it was be so embarressing

You: are you a screamer?

Stranger: no, a moaner

Stranger: and recently an talker

You: moaning is hot though

You: real moaning anyway

You: not that fake porn stuff

Stranger: i think its funny how girls make the some sounds while surpised

Stranger: like if i make that moan sound my bf is trained like pavlov's dogs

You: haha

You: apparently i make a certain face while having sex

Stranger: we all do

You: and its similar to my in deep thought face

Stranger: i bite my lip apperently

You: that sorta bugged me when my last gf told me

You: lol

You: i dont wanna have a sex face on when someone asks me a hard question

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: my bf told me my lip biting is sexy so whatever

Stranger: he grinds his teeth xD

You: hah

You: sometimes i bite my tongue

You: not really visible lol

Stranger: when i finish i just smile

You: cute~

Stranger: hehe

You: lol we're so pervy

You: all this sex talk

You: i bet all those guys on omegle are jealous of this convo

Stranger: well you're 20 and i'm 17 haha

You: "asl? oh you're m? bye"

Stranger: its like the subject of puberty

You: yeaa

Stranger: i learned that guys love erotic wakeups

You: oh yes

You: yes we do

You: best sex ever was when i got woken up with a blowjob

Stranger: never ever let a girl sleep over at her bf house

Stranger: thats what i did!

You: haha awesome

Stranger: i snuk into his room, under the covers, and eureaka

Stranger: hahaha

You: thats exactly what she did to me

You: except i was at her house

Stranger: he stated humping my head...

Stranger: it wasfunny

You: lol

You: its hot

Stranger: you're telling me

Stranger: i thought of him and was like, duh i'm in his house

Stranger: sneak sneak, and bingo

You: hehe

You: hey

You: i have a question for you

You: how turned on are you from remembering all these stories?

Stranger: i got kinda moist

Stranger: xD

Stranger: that is so weird to say

You: haha

You: cuz i'm a stranger?

You: well i'm not about to try and make you cheat on your boyfriend if thats what you're worried about

You: :p

Stranger: well to anyone

You: lol

Stranger: if i said, i am moist to a friend it would be evenweirder

You: lol

You: it could mean you're super close

You: i mean you made out with one

Stranger: hehehe

You: besides

You: guys have to deal with it being publically announced

Stranger: i kinda wanna follow up on that

Stranger: with bf of course

You: lol

You: you should

You: i bet he'd love it

Stranger: in the sauna in front of everyone? hahah

You: yeah yeah

You: :p

Stranger: really?

You: lol if you want

Stranger: it would be weird to get penetrated while watched

You: but kind of exciting too right?

Stranger: very

You: lol

You: let me watch

You: i twas my idea anyway

You: :D

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: it sounds kinky

Stranger: just start having a threesome infront of friends

You: haha

You: yeah

You: totally

Stranger: i would alreadyknow how tostart

Stranger: let her stand on the bench stradling him an let him lick her and i would sucj

Stranger: oh wow i am a perv

You: hehe

You: but its fun

Stranger: extremely

Stranger: and i wonder how the others will react

You: lol

You: if they're friends the worst is they'll tease or just leave

Stranger: the guys will be aroused

Stranger: xD

You: yeah the guys might watch

You: haha

Stranger: sexy

You: imagine everyone just starts masturbating

You: lol

Stranger: hehehe

You: its too much for them

Stranger: my pervy side likes that

You: :D

Stranger: i would only have one inhibition

You: whats that

Stranger: what if she is tighter and better than me

You: aw

You: she's not the one he dated for so long and fell in love with

You: or the one that let him touch someone else in the first place

You: you know?

Stranger: yeah

You: besides if he says she's better then you can guilt trip him into letting you mess with a guy

You: and then you're even

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: i really want thatnow

You: are you turned on now :p

Stranger: kinda

Stranger: well yeah

You: hah

You: well

You: if this were a sauna you wouldnt have to ask me

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: i'd let you have a wank xD

Stranger: the freak in me doesn't mind people wanking in the sauna

You: lol why only the sauna?

Stranger: well its usually withfriends

You: ahh

Stranger: trusted people

You: well then in that case

You: i'd let you watch

You: :p

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: now my hormone clouded mind wants a wankparty

You: haha

You: i wish i had more friends like you

You: lol

Stranger: xD

You: it'd be fun

You: super fun

Stranger: cani ask something

You: sure

Stranger: are you hard?

You: yeaa

You: of course

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: i need to match you with my single friend

You: lol

You: that'd be cool

You: let me just fly to finland

You: and then we can have that wank party

Stranger: you'd fuck in the sauna a lot i bet

You: lol maybe

You: i'm actually pretty shy in person

You: i'd probably get over it though

You: with enough hormones

Stranger: sorry for the straight forwardness, i get blunt when aroused

You: haha its cool

You: i get stiff when aroused

You: /badpun

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: i am wet so no worries

You: hehe

You: well if a threesome sounds fun

You: what about a fourway

You: with another couple?

Stranger: wow heheehe

Stranger: like just a double date fuck, or intermingled

You: either one

Stranger: i'd like adouble date fuck xD

Stranger: omg that sounds awesome

Stranger: xD

You: haha

You: i knoww

You: you already shared the whole date

You: why not the after-date too?

Stranger: i'd finish fast

Stranger: dang i need to do that

You: lol tell me how it goes if you do :)

Stranger: i am planning the threesome though

You: coolness

Stranger: i want to be fucked in front of an audience....i'm weird

Stranger: hahaha

You: haha

You: you could do the webcam thing

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: i wish

You: hehe

You: i soo need a pervy girlfriend like you

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: well at least i am a perv who sticks with her bf

You: yeaa

You: that makes you even better

You: i wouldnt want you to not do that

You: lol

You: even if i'm all hard

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ummm how big are you?

Stranger: hehe

You: ahh

You: i think i'm on the small side

Stranger: well, who cares?

Stranger: so is my bf

You: lol some people do

You: its like

You: 5 inches

Stranger: so if my bf, like 5.5 i think converted

You: hah

You: that means you can imagine it pretty closely

You: :p

Stranger: yeah.....i've imagineditbefore

Stranger: and my space bar died hahaha

You: lol

Stranger: i think big ones are funny

Stranger: like my one friend is huge

Stranger: its hilarious

You: lol

You: big ones make me go "how the hell does that happen"

You: cuz mines

You: not big

You: lol

You: its weird

Stranger: i think they'd be fun to jack off, but not suck or actually use

You: yeaa probably

You: hey

You: whats your bra size?

You: lol

Stranger: c cup

You: :o

You: my ex had B's

Stranger: my bf says they'refine, i think they're to big

You: they're C's now.. somehow

You: she said she took some medicine and it was a side effect

You: lol i got ripped off

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: i still find mine too big

Stranger: i like my friend's b's

You: Bs are nice and cute

You: i think Cs have a 'wow' factor going for them though

You: lol

Stranger: haha

Stranger: good wow? or bad

You: good

Stranger: yay

You: Ds are getting ridiculous

Stranger: yeah

You: As are cute too, but they leave you wanting a little more

You: lol

Stranger: i like my nipples though

Stranger: pink little bumps

Stranger: haha

You: hehe

Stranger: my friend has a little bit bigger ones

Stranger: but basicallythe same

You: small ones look nice but bigger ones are soo fun to play with

You: i'm not sure what i'd like the best to be honest

Stranger: i like my small onse

Stranger: my ass is ok i guess

Stranger: i think its nonexistant

You: lol

You: what about your thighs?

Stranger: there is a spacebetween them haha

You: haha aw

Stranger: yeah so if i stand, it is like a gap xD

Stranger: that goes to my.... hehe

You: fun parts?

You: :D

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: do you like girls shaved?

You: i do, but i like them unshaved about the same

You: i dont like stubble though

Stranger: i am bald haha

You: its all itchy

You: cool~

You: do you like guys shaved?

You: lol

Stranger: nah

Stranger: only the balls

Stranger: guys with hair is cool

You: lol well i have hair

You: and there's barely any on my balls

You: which im pretty glad for

You: that'd be kind of weird

Stranger: balls are funny

Stranger: i wondered why they were external

You: i used to get so irritated at them

You: cuz

You: it'd feel weird

You: when they started being all

You: dangley

Stranger: heheh

Stranger: ever see a man do i handstand naked?

Stranger: its not pretty

You: haha

You: nope

You: i've seen a girl do one

You: and her shirt fell down

Stranger: heheh

Stranger: i did one in a skirt on purpose

You: naughty naughty

Stranger: hehe

You: lol hey

You: would you let two guys do you at the same time?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: it would be weird

You: like if you boyfriend was cool with it

Stranger: i would have to do one at al time

Stranger: i couldn't do both

You: no anal?

Stranger: nah

You: what about like

You: being penetrated and giving a blow job at the same time

Stranger: heheh kinky, but it would be weird

You: hehe

You: weird whyy?

Stranger: to much cock xD

You: haha

You: isnt that the point?

Stranger: more than enough for me

Stranger: i am daydreaming about the threesome too much

You: hehe

You: maybe you need to masturbate it away

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: but mom is walking around

You: aw

You: tell her to go away

You: lol

Stranger: "mom i need to finger, please leave"

Stranger: xD

You: lol

You: exactly

You: haha

Stranger: uhg i want to

Stranger: i am certainly wet enough

Stranger: go away! haha

You: lol

You: do i have to leave?

Stranger: hmmm?

You: you said to go away ):

You: lol

Stranger: notyou

Stranger: mom

You: would you do it while tlaking to me? lol

Stranger: yeah

You: thats kinky

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: well i've been talking to a hard guy while wet

Stranger: xD

You: haha

You: lol

Stranger: i just needher to leave xD

You: whens she gonna leave?

Stranger: no idea, i would think soon

You: i feel bad

Stranger: hopefully soon

Stranger: why?

You: i've been like, half doing it and you cant do it

Stranger: hehe well go ahead

Stranger: i can wait

You: hehe

Stranger: i just need her to leave so i slide of my panties and bra, spead my legs and go to town

You: sounds hot

You: (:

Stranger: hehe

You: lol i think you've won best omegle conversation

You: :p

Stranger: so, while i wait, how do you masturbate

You: welll

You: i grip my shaft and move it up and down

You: sometimes i like to hump my hand though

You: not like

You: in the same grip

You: but against my palm

You: its kinda like dry humping

Stranger: hehe interesting

Stranger: i saw my bf masturbate he was just pumping away and came on his desk

Stranger: its was cute

You: lol

You: i try not to get it on things that dont fit in the washing machine

Stranger: lol my bed sheets, oh my

Stranger: its bad

You: haha

You: mine get bad sometimes

You: from leakage afterwards

Stranger: the day before wash it stinks of pussy and sweat

You: how often do you masturbate?

Stranger: twice a week

Stranger: maybe 3 times

Stranger: usually 2

You: ohh

You: still a girl

You: :p

You: not doing it as often

You: i usually do it like once a day

Stranger: well guys do it more

Stranger: once a dayis normal for guys

You: my friend said his girlfriend does it every day

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: i'd like to watch

You: watch who :p

Stranger: her xD

You: haha

Stranger: maybe learn something

Stranger: once i learned to hump pillows hehe

Stranger: it was awesome

You: haha

You: yeaa

You: i love humping my bed

Stranger: do you cum on it

You: noo

You: well sometimes

You: only when i'm going to change the sheets

You: sometimes i lose controll

You: lol

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: i like watching guys wank

Stranger: orhump i should say

You: i like humping in general

You: lol biggest complaint of my exes

Stranger: we all do

You: is that they didnt hump me enough

Stranger: i humped a mound of earth before

Stranger: layed down a blanket, realied there was a mound, noticed i was in a skirt

Stranger: ta da

You: haha

Stranger: hehe

You: thats so naughty

Stranger: i finishedtoo

Stranger: my male friend made adepression on the beach once and humped it

You: hah

You: i was really horny with my ex and started humping the floor in front of her cuz i thought it'd be funny and i also reeeally wanted to hump something

You: she laughed and was all "what are you doing"

You: lol

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: if my bf did that i would have him hump me

You: yea she told me to get on her

You: :D

Stranger: we dryhumped before, cool experience

You: i love dryhumping

Stranger: rubbing his dick on my slit

Stranger: hehehe

You: i came from dryhumping her through our clothes once

You: she said it was really hot

Stranger: creamed your pants hehe

You: hehe

Stranger: that mustfeel weird

Stranger: cum is sticky xD

You: lol yeah

You: i was out of underwear

You: it was kind of annoying

You: ahh and it got cold too

You: thats the worst part

You: i wouldnt mind if it stayed warm

Stranger: my bf gets so sticky after he masturbates

Stranger: i can tell if has lately by that

You: hah

You: how do you feel about cum

You: lol

Stranger: i think its funny

You: do you like playing with it?

Stranger: the cum itself is weird

Stranger: cumming is so sexy

Stranger: i guess

You: so you like it squirting out

Stranger: i tell him to cum on my tits

You: but

Stranger: oh yes xD he shoots hard

You: ohh

You: well thats cool

You: i just sorta dribble

Stranger: ropes ofit xD

You: that's pretty hot

You: lol

Stranger: hehe what's the dribble like

You: its boring lol

You: i think its because i do it too often

Stranger: i am curious now

You: well it just kind of

You: drips out

Stranger: hehe weird, i need to see

You: well a little harder than dripping

Stranger: so kinda of an spurt

You: yeah

Stranger: hehe

You: if i go a day without masturbating

You: and then have some awesome sex

You: it'll be like a rope

You: lol

You: i've never actually had that much come before

You: it surpised me

You: lol i think i said "wow" as i was coming

You: cuz it was so much more than usual

Stranger: the first time, he aimed off to the side and shot into the lake

Stranger: funny stuff

You: lol

You: my ex usually swallowed mine

You: so that way we didnt have to clean anything up

Stranger: i dunno if i could

Stranger: i usually just massage it away

Stranger: or wipe it

You: the first time she went and got a can of coke to wash it down

You: ):

You: lol

Stranger: hehe

You: oh

You: she snowballed me once

Stranger: what's that

You: instead of swallowing it she kissed me

You: without swallowing

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: was it weird?

You: a little bit lol

You: like she suggested it and i thought it'd be kind of hot

You: except after i cum i stop being as horny

You: so it doesnt work out lol

You: she liked it a lot though

Stranger: i apperntly taste of peaches o_0

Stranger: i don't taste it

You: lol why not

You: oh you mean you cant taste it?

You: thats weird

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: he likes it though so oh well

Stranger: to be honest my phone disconnects sometime so if that does happen email me at xxxxxxxxxxxxx

You: haha i was just about to ask

You: maybe we should trade contact info

You: :p

Stranger: omg 1sec

You: mines xxxxxxxxxxx

You: xxxxxxxxxxx

You: its my msn account too

Stranger: omg sorry

Stranger: my mom walked in and almost foundme

Stranger: holy shit myheart is pumping

Stranger: xD

You: ahh

You: i'm glad you made it out alive

Stranger: i heard my door handle and was like "shit"

You: what were you doing lol

You: that you didnt want her to see

Stranger: i was.....writing that andshecame again

You: gah

You: tell her to go away

You: lol

Stranger: 1 sec =S

You: take your time~

Stranger: grrrrr

Stranger: i think....she left

You: for good?

Stranger: l let me look

You: kay

Stranger: well i don't hear her

You: lol

You: start touching yourself :p

Stranger: onesec, i really really really needto pee, i haven't gone in hours

Stranger: excuses xD

You: haha

You: come on lets masturbate~

You: hehe

Stranger: alll alone

Stranger: sooooohehe

You: whatcha gonna do?

Stranger: well the first time she walkedin ihadjust put my hand down my panties

You: ahh that sucks

Stranger: yep

Stranger: but now guess what

You: is your hand in your panties?

Stranger: there ar no panties ;)

You: ohh even better

You: i'm naked too :)

Stranger: sexy

Stranger: you don't mind if i talk about my bf?

You: nope

You: dont mind at all

Stranger: mmmm i could suck him right now

You: hehe

You: i wish i could watch

Stranger: i wanta suck him in the sauna

Stranger: hehe i feel so dirty

You: me too

You: lol i feel like a voyeur

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: i'll be an exhibitionist if i fuck him in the sauna

You: yeaa

You: your friends would be watching

You: and getting turned on by it

Stranger: mmmm

Stranger: masturbating

You: like i am

You: hehe

Stranger: omg i want that xD

You: haha

You: i wanna watch~

Stranger: i wish it were summer, i could nude hike

Stranger: nevertried before

Stranger: it could be fun xD

You: hah sounds fun

You: you could do naughty stuff in the woods :p

Stranger: i would keep infront just so i could walk sexy xD

You: haha

Stranger: also, i moved to the bed xD

You: lol

You: i want to move to my bed

You: but omegle is stuck to my computer

Stranger: hehe

You: do you have msn or something?

Stranger: i don't think so

Stranger: only that email i gave i think

You: humm

You: do you wanna text?

You: lol

Stranger: i don't have many more left

You: aw

Stranger: 50 left for this month xD

You: you're on your phone right?

Stranger: yep

You: ahh nevermind

You: i'll just stay on the chair

Stranger: mmm i am having fun

Stranger: hehe

You: me too~

You: would your bf get mad if i watched you play with yourself?

Stranger: probably not

Stranger: dunno though

You: well then i dunno

You: it'd be fun

Stranger: well watching you in a sauna would be better xD

You: haha

You: but you'd be doing it too

You: we can watch eachother

Stranger: hmmm i am thinking that maybe late night sauna for tonight

Stranger: how?

Stranger: i haveno webcam

You: aw ):

You: well maybe another time

Stranger: maybe i shouldbuy one

You: haha

You: maybe you should

You: if you really get into the exhibitionist thing

You: :)

Stranger: have sex with the bf on omegle xD

You: yeaa

You: that'd be hot

Stranger: i like it

You: i like it too~

Stranger: do you think people would watch

You: well yeah

You: i mean

You: i'd watch

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: i need some one to play with boobs xD

You: aw

You: i'd do it if i were allowed to

You: and there

You: lol

Stranger: if you were here i'd letyou help

You: hehe

Stranger: i'd let you watch me have sex xD

You: :o would your bf let me have sex with you?

You: had to ask~

Stranger: hmmmm

Stranger: i dunno

Stranger: maybe hehe

You: i wouldnt blame him for not

You: lol mayybe?

You: is he a perv too?

Stranger: kinda, all guys are in a way

You: we're so overprotective sometimes too

You: lol if he would then thats awesome though

You: :)

Stranger: well if i let him fuck my friend

You: yea its only fair

Stranger: hehe i need to makehimfuck her

You: lol

You: does him fucking her turn you on?

Stranger: kinda

Stranger: i need to talk to her

Stranger: get thisplanned

You: you should

You: it sounds so fun

You: i'd be so happy if you were my gf lol

You: if my gf did something like that

Stranger: haha letsyou fuck a friend?

You: yeaa

You: and more importantly

You: actually likes it

Stranger: well i think it'd befun

You: you could make out with one of them while they have sex

Stranger: ohhhhh

Stranger: she could ride his dick and me his face

You: yeaa

You: and you two can make out at the same time

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: then switch

You: that sounds so hot

Stranger: i would do it for him

Stranger: omg i want that now

Stranger: would you wank to us?

You: i'm thinking about it right now

Stranger: hehe

You: it'd be so hot seeing that

You: i'd get hard and start stroking myself

You: i'd want to join in lol

Stranger: i hope all the guys would

Stranger: cumming as they wank

You: yeaa

You: you could watch them play with themselves

Stranger: hehe

You: hehe

You: i sort of want to let you watch me right now

You: but i left my webcam upstairs and people are awake now

Stranger: i want you to see my pussy

You: <3

Stranger: sooooo hows your cock?

You: wanna see a picture i took a while ago?

Stranger: i cant open links with out disconnected

You: aw

Stranger: ing*

You: i was afraid of that

Stranger: stupid app

Stranger: i could later hehe

You: i need to help you get your phone all set up for this stuff later

You: :p

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: omg i want his cock so bad

You: mines pretty good too ;)

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: with permission, i'd suck it dry

Stranger: i think that sauna would need a hell of a cleaning

You: yeaa

You: with all the cum everywhere

You: from all your friends

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: sounds awesome

Stranger: my friends have gf to so they may fuck

You: you should have a sex party

You: ;)

Stranger: hehehe

Stranger: well i am differently going to atleast suck him next sauna time

You: hehe

Stranger: i want one tonight xD

You: haha

You: i'm so hard thinking about you

You: doing all these perverted things

Stranger: how far along are you?

You: i'm holding back

You: lol

Stranger: to be honest

Stranger: i am close

You: hehe

You: lets cum together

You: its always more fun that way

Stranger: we can try

You: lol

You: just pretend

You: :p

Stranger: i just need one really sexy thought

You: mmm

You: you spread eagle on a sauna bench with your bf fucking you and your friend on your face

You: and your other friends are all watching from behind

You: getting a full view of your pussy

You: hehe

Stranger: omg

Stranger: i am going to finish ok?

You: ok~

Stranger: here we go ;)

Stranger: omgomg

Stranger: audibnle squirt hahaha

Stranger: that wasweird

You: ahh

You: i made a mess

Stranger: it made anoise for me o_0

Stranger: it wasweird

Stranger: hehe and there goes my sex drive

You: i got it all over my chest

Stranger: hahahah

You: man

You: that was so good

You: siigh

You: i need cuddles now

Stranger: haha

Stranger: my horniness went from 100000000 to 0

Stranger: weird

You: yea me too

Stranger: and that noise......

You: well mines probably a 5 still

You: cuz i'm a guy

You: that was soo fun

Stranger: that noise wasweird

You: haha

Stranger: yeah it was

You: high volume squirt

You: :p

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: it sounded like a shampoo bottle

Stranger: i was like "wtf"

You: haha

Stranger: dirty sheets.

You: i need a shower

You: and a nap

Stranger: same

You: lol i'm exhausted

Stranger: i feel dirty

Stranger: like i need a bath

You: lol

You: so

Stranger: no offense

You: aw dont feel dirty like that

You: its fun

Stranger: not when you make a squirt noise

Stranger: ick

Stranger: xD

You: haha

You: welll

You: wanna be friends?

You: :D lol

Stranger: nope, i am 17 m texas. you got trolled