Boy golly! Not only does my Secret Santa know how to internet stalk with the best of them but he also has a wonderful sense of humor. My love of cheeseburgers and mayonnaise (and cheeseburgers with mayonnaise) knows no bounds and now I have a burger press to make delectable cheeseburgers and a mayo(nnaise) knife to slather and glob heaping helpings of mayonnaise all over my buns! You know it's good because it's a Cuisinart!

Hang on to your butts because that's not even the best part, Santa also got me a most appropriate book: A Treasury of Deception: Liars, Misleaders, Hoodwinkers, and the Extraordinary True Stories of History's Greatest Hoaxes, Fakes and Frauds.

I can't wait to make some mayonnaise sliders and cozy up to a pile of cats and read them the tales of history's greatest phonies.

Thanks, BF. Merry Christmas!