Cirno: Hello, and welcome to a Cirno Christmas Review. There's this guy, called Billy, who is a sweet and innocent guy, yet everyone treats him like shit. She is in love with this bartender girl...who strangely also works at the bank where Billy works...and she doesn't believe in Christmas because her father died on Christmas. Wow...that's kind of dark of a Christmas family movie, don't you think? Anyway, Billy's Christmas present is a cute little furry creature...who is not a ny kind of youkai that I recognize...and it comes with three very important rules. Never exposing him to any bright lights, never getting it wet, and never feeding him after midnight. Unfortunately, Billy and his family aren't very bright, and soon the creature gets wet, spawning more cute creature that eat after midnight and transform into this horrible, nasty, vicious little monsters that like to kill people, eat everything in sight, and watch "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". WHAT'S SO WRONG ABOUT WATCHING "SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS"? IT'S MY FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE! And thus, this onslaught of violence and chaos truly teaches Billy, his family and his girlfriend about the true meaning of Christmas. Truly, a Christmas classic for the whole family. This is Cirno, saying, "DON'T GO AWAY, CHRISTMAS!"