Quit Being Such a Whore

O lovin’ hate

Couple Squabbles

When you let her fuck you,

On that the first night your meet,

She can’t respect you,

Shouldn’t respect you,

You’re a male whore,

A gigolo at heart,

Like the weasel Rob Schneider,

Without the dickishness,

The glory and the money.

She’ll call her friends,

And text her sister,

Her conquest to boast,

You can’t escape,

Their judging eyes,

The pillory of shame,

It’s all your doing,

And nobody else’s.

They can’t respect you.

They know your secret,

Shame, shame, shame,

To bear all eternity,

You’re damaged goods,

Tainted merchandise,

Like a can of anthrax.

Their only wish,

To fuck and to leave,

They can’t respect you.

This piece is dedicated to:

Dr. Krieger — A mad scientist in the employ of Madam Malory Archer. Bless his beautiful anime beau. She wows with her grace and her manners.

William Shakespeare — Because he’s dead.

If you want a dedication, perhaps you should try:

Being a German Physicist working for ISIS ( the good one on FXX. Not the one seeking heavenly virgins).

Become a celebrated dead English playwright who writes un-prosey shit I can’t for the life of me understand.

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