Right, listen. You can worry, cuss, scream and shout all you want about Britain leaving the EU, but there's more important matters at hand. Is Nando's closing all of its UK branches, or not?

Recently, rumours began circulating that all of Nando's UK restaurants would close after a blogger claimed that a spokesperson said: "Every individual chicken we import will have to have its own passport and a visa. It simply cannot be done."

The blogger then said that the "Portuguese restaurant chain announced it will close every restaurant with immediate effect Friday morning if Britain votes to leave the E.U."

Obviously, this caused people to fucking sweat.

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not too sure what's going on but if nandos shuts down I'll kill myself

- lara (@Iarawardy) June 24, 2016

really hope this a lie about closing nandos, i'm one away from a whole chicken :sob:

- Ashley (@1AshleyJordan) June 24, 2016

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When u here that ALL Nando's are closing down because the UK is out of the EU :scream::sob: #EUreferendum #EURefResults pic.twitter.com/Zp1oW9JOpU

- Hannah Brown (@hanb30) June 24, 2016

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What carnage have I woken up to? Nando's is closing. This is apocalyptic stuff.

- tom hannah (@tomhannah1) June 24, 2016

But don't you fret just yet. Don't you fucking fret.

You'll still be able to get your PERinaise, lemon and herb, and all the Nando's chicken you want, as the restaurant has quashed the rumour.

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Speaking to Metro, Nando's said: "No need to worry, Nando's is here to stay. There is no truth in any rumours suggesting otherwise."

So there you go, breathe.

Can't we all just go and chill and get some motherfucking chicken down us?

Words by Mark McGowan

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