So I got a cowboy hat and cow(girl) shirt from a Canadian redditor! Ain't that weird? Although I mentioned nothing about liking Western things or cowboys, I absolutely do love this gift! Time to visit Texas! Or Vancouver since apparently these sort of things abound there?

If I was on a red carpet and I was asked what am I wearing, I'd respond with the following:

"This luscious and wide-brimmed cowboy hat is from the Jason Aldean collection, Hicktown, aptly named. It sports beautiful straw-ing and a wide brim. This fanciful yet rugged plaid shirt shows off my feminine curves while displaying that I'm not afraid to birth a calf with my bare hands. It is Stetson brand, which, let's face it, is THE brand for these sorts of things." Imagine that said with an air of French dignity and picture me wearing it and you have my exact feelings on this gift.

Thanksagain random user who has no Reddit history at all, it's much appreciated!!

(I'm adding a photo, be KIND and don't be WEIRD! Sorry for phone-tato)