You've probably heard by now. Sony and HBO are producing a movie about me, Barry O, the most important man in the universe.



I'll use this space to offer some input. I think the movie should be called "The Story of O". Can you think of a better name for a clean cut all American movie? Here's what I think the movie should focus on.



The true story of my youth:



Dad never liked me- he chose to leave the country rather than be my father. Guess who's' laughing now! I'm the pres and that bastard is DEAD.

My beloved pet, Humpy .

. My struggles in school. No matter how many times I failed, uh, English, I, uh, hung, uh, in there.

Barry as a Young man:

My relationship with Jane Fonda.

How I met Geithner

How I met Michelle

A brief explanation of what a community organizer actually does. When some one figures it out, please let me know.

My first day in college- and my crush on professor Tish Manley.

My ascendancy to greatness: