If you thought the World Cup was only a showcase for the best soccer on Earth, think again. It's also a diverse festival featuring some of the greatest names you'll ever see or hear.

With coaches submitting their final 23-man World Cup rosters to FIFA on Monday, the final field for the tournament (barring any catastrophic injuries) is set in stone.

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We took a spin through all 32 World Cup rosters and picked one of the most epic, interesting or downright discombobulating names from each. As a special bonus, widgets from the pronunciation site Namez will let you learn to say the names — and have some fun mansplaining the finer points of language to everyone at your World Cup viewing party later this month.

1. Mohamed Lamine Zemmamouche

Zemmamouche is a goalkeeper for Algeria. His name is long and regal. Click the button below to hear it out loud.

2. Ezequiel Lavezzi

Argentina's Ezequiel Lavezzi heads the ball during a team training session ahead a Brazil 2014 World Cup qualifying soccer match against Peru in Buenos Aires, Argentina, Tuesday, Oct. 8, 2013. Image: Eduardo Di Baia/Associated Press

Lavezzi is one of Argentina's many talented forwards. His name isn't the craziest when spoken aloud, but just look at it! It looks so cool and includes the final letter of the Roman alphabet three — count 'em, three — times. Click the button to hear it for yourself.

3. Ange Postecoglou

A Greek-Australian, Postecoglou coaches the Socceroos from Down Under. Click the button to hear his name.

4. Toby Alderweireld

Alderweireld is a defender for Belgium, who also plays professionally for Atletico Madrid in Spain. His first name is pretty standard, but that last name? It's a true mouthful. Click the button to hear it for yourself.

5. Edin Dzeko

Bosnia-Herzegovina forward Edin Dzeko (11) vies for the ball against Mexico defender Carlos Salcido (3) during the first half of an international friendly soccer match at Soldier Field in Chicago, Tuesday, June 3, 2014. Image: Kamil Krzaczynski/Associated Press

Dzeko is Bosnia and Herzegovina's best player and top scoring threat. His name sounds sleek, like a fast car. Here's how you say it.

6. Jô

And the award for World Cup's shortest name goes to ... Jô. Like many Brazilian soccer stars, the Atletico Madrid forward, goes by just one name. Learn to say it — as well as his full name, the much more involved Joao Alves de Assis Silva — by clicking this button.

7. Vincent Aboubakar

Aboubakar plays professionally for French side Lorient in addition to the Cameroon national team. He's a forward and we just want to chant his surname over and over again. Aboubakar! Aboubakar! Aboubakar! Click this button to hear it for yourself.

8. Claudio Bravo

Chile's Claudio Bravo stands on the field during a ceremony before a 2014 World Cup qualifying soccer game with Chile in Santiago, Chile, Friday, Sept. 6, 2013. Image: Luis Hidalgo/Associated Press

Bravo is a Chilean goalkeeper. He's got a strong name if ever there was one; it sounds fit for a superhero. Click the button for a pronunciation tutorial.

9. Eder Alvarez Balanta

Balanta is a Colombian defender. The great thing about his name is it comes in three parts, each one cooler than the last. Here's how it's said.

10. Yeltsin Tejeda

The Costa Rican midfielder is mainly here on the strength of that stellar first name, although Yeltsin's surname certainly doesn't lose him any points. Click the button for your very own tutorial.

11. Ognjen Vukojević

Vukojević is a midfielder for Croatia. We can't even begin how to explain the pronunciation of his epic name, so just click the button to find out for yourself.

12. Segundo Castillo

Castillo plays midfielder for Ecuador. His full name just commands respect, you know? Click the button to hear how it's pronounced.

13. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

The England defender gets a boost by having a hyphenated last name. Some might call that an unfair advantage, but we quite like it. Click the button for a demonstration.

14. Moussa Sissoko

France's Moussa Sissoko, center, clears the ball during a 2014 World Cup qualifying match against Ukraine at the Olympiyskiy national stadium in Kiev, Ukraine, Friday, Nov. 15, 2013. Image: Sergei Chuzavkov/Associated Press

Sissoko is a French midfielder. His awesome name is actually surprisingly easy to pronounce — after you give it a few listens, that is.

15. Bastian Schweinsteiger

The Germany midfielder has, hands-down, one of the World Cup's most amazing names. Pro tip: Be Germany when playing the 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil video game, just so you can shriek "Bastian Schweinsteiger" at the top of your lungs in your opponent's face every time you score a goal. But get started here by clicking the button to hear how it's pronounced.

16. Emmanuel Agyemang-Badu

Agyemang-Badu plays midfielder for Ghana and has what must be one of the longest names on any World Cup team. Click the button to hear it out loud.

17. Sokratis Papastathopoulos

Papastathopoulos is one of many tough Greek defenders — and one of many Greek players whose names resemble tongue-twisters to the uninitiated. Click the button below to get your learning process started.

18. Osman Chavez

The Honduras defender's last name is pretty standard, but his first name is one you certainly don't see everyday. Click the button, however, and you'll find it rolls off the tongue quite nicely.

19. Reza Ghoochannejhad

Ghoochannejhad plays forward for Iran. Good luck trying to pronounce that surname without some help from our trusty button.

20. Gianluigi Buffon

Italy goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon waves his fan after the 2014 World Cup Group B qualifying soccer match between Italy and Czech Republic at the Juventus stadium in Turin, Italy, Tuesday, Sept. 10, 2013. Image: Antonio Calanni/Associated Press

Buffon hasn't just been Italy's mainstay at goalkeeper for years — he's also long had one of the squad's funnest names to say. Get started by hearing it aloud via the button below.

21. Boubacar Barry

Barry plays goalkeeper for Côte d'Ivoire. His first name is especially fun to say. Click the button to have said fun.

22. Yoichiro Kakitani

Kakitani is a Japanese forward. Hearing our translator say his name via the button below is simply delightful.

23. Miguel Herrera

Mexico coach Miguel Herrera gestures to his players during the first half against Bosnia-Herzegovina in an international friendly soccer match at Soldier Field in Chicago, Tuesday, June 3, 2014. Image: Kamil Krzaczynski/Associated Press

Herrera is Mexico's coach, he's extremely animated on the sideline and his surname is a treat if you're a fan of rolling your R's. It starts at the roof of your mouth — just as demonstrated via the button below.

24. Georginio Wijnaldum

The Dutch midfielder's first and last names are equally appealing. Just a really strong effort all-around. Click the button to hear them out loud.

25. Nnamdi Oduamadi

Oduamadi is a Nigerian forward. His name's actually quite simple once you hear it a few times. Click the button for a demonstration.

26. Beto

Yup, that's it — the Portuguese goalkeeper goes by just one name and that name is Beto. Talk about swag, man. Give it a listen by clicking the button below. That "e" is flatter than you might think.

27. Igor Akinfeev

It's tough to pick just one name from the Russian squad, but the goalkeeper wins out here. Click the button to hear Akinfeev's name out loud.

28. Ki Sung-yueng

Ki Sung-yueng is one of South Korea's most important players. Click the button to hear his name.

29. Cesc Fabregas

Spain's Sergio Ramos, right, celebrates with fellow teammate Cesc Fabregas after scoring against Finland during a Group I 2014 World Cup qualifying soccer match, at El Molinon stadium in Gijon, northern Spain on Friday, March 22, 2013. Image: Alvaro Barrientos/Associated Press

The Spanish midfielder's name sounds like it could belong to a conquistador of yore. Click the button to hear it out loud.

30. Xherdan Shaqiri

Switzerland supporters are hoping for a breakout performance from this young midfielder of Albanian descent. His name looks cool in print and sounds just as cool out loud. But don't take our word for it; click the button to hear for yourself.

31. Chris Wondolowski

The USA forward's first name is as American as they come, but he owes his lengthy surname to his Polish heritage. Click the button for a tutorial featuring, as a special bonus, Wondo's little-known middle name.

32. Diego Forlán

Forlán was a star for Uruguay at the 2010 World Cup. His rocking first name and unusual surname are nearly as excellent a combination to the ear as he and fellow striker Luis Suárez are on the field. Click the button for a demonstration.