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Second — and this is an “I hope we’re on the same page here” remark — isn’t the production of an “incredible chill” the very goal and ambition of all fervid Save-The-Planeters?

Isn’t the production of an 'incredible chill' the very goal and ambition?

Isn’t an “incredible chill” the sweet and holy dream of the Global Warming Church of Absolutely Everything is Coming to an End in 12 Years Unless We Do Something About the Oilsands Now? And here’s Jason Kenney spending real money to cool down some of the most overheated elements in society, and now … they object! Some people just can’t take Yes for an answer.

I say well done Mr. Kenney — your statesmanship here is even more effective than a carbon tax.

Now to the letter. It’s fun to read. The poor Amnesty stooges who talk of human rights in Alberta — excluding the possible human right to the dignity of a real job — are generously, and accurately knocked by comparison with their putatively more laboured peers dealing with such Edens of human rights as Saudi Arabia, poor, socialist, tottering, toilet-paper-short Venezuela, Iran of the holiday camp jails, and ever welcoming (ask Greenpeace) Russia.

Here’s Jason Kenney spending real money to cool down some of the most overheated elements in society

A.I. in those countries may actually have a purpose. But back in smiling, apologetic Canada the best they can attend to are “triggered” social justice warriors of the Sierra Club, Greenpeace, and the David Suzuki Foundation.

Headlines please: “Interns at the World Wildlife Fund are feeling a chill in Alberta hell. Summon the security council. Text the Hague Court. Amnesty worried that for climate activists who want to set up house on a tree branch, or chain themselves to a bulldozer to protest oilsands, Alberta is North Korea with pickups and chinooks.”