RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "Yeah, he was just joking. Not his fault that they didn’t get his Borscht Belt humor. Every comedian knows you have to get nondisclosure agreements when people are hearing your jokes. Everyone in the audience, look under your seats. You’ll find an NDA taped underneath. And people at home, go to colbertlateshow.com/nda, print it and sign it. Otherwise, turn off the TV."