Aching. Sides.

However, that does bring to mind what could be the most disturbing part about OFA’s “Pajama Boy” horror:

https://twitter.com/MistressOfSham/status/413227770789912576

Oh my gawd.

Remember, #pajamaboy is over 26. Otherwise he'd still be on his parents' insurance. — Spencer Chretien (@SpencerChretien) December 18, 2013

Keep in mind. #PajamaBoy has to be over 26. Otherwise he/she would be on parents' insurance. Makes it even more sad. pic.twitter.com/uJe3ZwncLj — GayPatriot™ (@GayPatriot) December 18, 2013

Seriously.

But, hey, if there is ever an opportunity for a beta-male superhero, he’s in like Flynn! An emasculated Flynn, but still.

#pajamaboy: A Superhero for the 1st century! "Able to stay in his parent's basement until 26!" — BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013

Sigh.

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