Junk food is officially gay, and Twinkie the kid was abused. pic.twitter.com/RxALavD0CF — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 1, 2019

Woke capital has an epic thread documenting all of the corporations that are trying to get in on the Pride Month festivities.

"Hard to believe we’re going to top last year, but we’re sure gonna try!" phrasing! Entire C-Suite posting this crap. Pictured: COO, CTO, CFO, & CMO. These are grown, adult, professional men running a giant global telecommunications corporation. Is this not completely bizarre? pic.twitter.com/shD8t4LPgC — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 2, 2019

At some point holidays stop feeling like voluntary fun and start feeling mandatory. What happens to the employees at these companies who aren’t enthusiastically into Pride marches and are trying to tactfully wiggle out of participating without losing their jobs?

No thread would be complete without Goldman. Then again, it's only day one. pic.twitter.com/TXbyfXKmZF — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 1, 2019

The idea that Procter and Gamble or Goldman Sachs actually cares about its employees’ sexual orientations is absurd, and “inclusion” is the last thing Goldman wants (if Goldman wanted inclusion it would hire a lot fewer bankers and a lot more normal people.)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Globohomo is interested in your kids. pic.twitter.com/wF4RY0RqgG — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 1, 2019

I don’t worry about my kids reading Twitter, but one does wonder why on earth a network aimed at the prepubescent has anything to say on the matter.

I've said it once and I'll say it again: Globohomo is interested in your kids. Children's programming is a recurrent theme on this account. pic.twitter.com/KZvG1TAlWu — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 2, 2019

Nothing weird about a network aimed at small children having gay fans.

This, though, is a good point:

Hmm… I'm having a big think 🤔 pic.twitter.com/GU7pdq2pjx — Woke Capital (@WokeCapital) June 1, 2019

So it all comes down to money, eh?

(To be fair, I already don’t like most holidays, including Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Valentines, so Pride is just one more to add to my list.)