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OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO SEATTLE!!!!!???

What ill omens do you portend, Microsoft?

Look at the image on this Asus 13.3" Zenbook touch -- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF SEATTLE? Was it wiped out by some kind of catastrophic flood, leaving only the Space Needle behind? Has society collapsed?

WHAT KIND OF APOCALYPTIC HORROR SCENE ARE YOU PERPETUATING, MICROSOFT?

And -- what the?? -- there are TWO SUNS in this image! Has a rogue star entered our solar system, started orbiting our sun, and burned off all human life on Earth?

Perhaps this catastrophic scene is meant to remind us that life is but a brittle reed that can break at any moment. Seize the moment! Live to the fullest! Buy a touchscreen laptop!

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