Over the course of my gaming history, I have been continually amazed at the ridiculous, bizarre, and at times downright hilarious situations gamers get their PC's into. Here in the archives of C.L.U.E. you will find the 'worst of the worst' stories sent to C.L.U.E. (accompanied by moans of disbelief and despair) by GMs and players around the globe.

However, in order to keep the files up to date, I need input from YOU, Gentle Readers. So:

GMs : Send me your worst five aspirin/six beer runs-gone-to-crap, and your "I don't BELIEVE they did that" situations.

: Send me your worst five aspirin/six beer runs-gone-to-crap, and your "I don't BELIEVE they did that" situations. Players: I need input from you as well, as eye-witnesses (or perpetrators). Tell me of your three hours of legwork runs blown to hell-and-back by acts of the Clueless. You, too, have stories to tell.

WARNING: The following contain complete disclosures of the existence of Cluelessness in the Shadows. Exposure to this material may be hazardous, as rampant Cluelessness has in some cases proven infectious.

Enjoy!

Contact C.L.U.E. at karenmr@shadowrun.html.com