Eternity

By The Green Baron

This is a work of fiction not produced for profit. All characters are the property of their respective copyright owners.

Authors note: This story has been floating around in my head for a while now. So I decided to type up the first chapter and see what everyone thinks about it. In case anyone was wondering, The Red Crocus is on hold due to writers block and WILL be finished at some point. I devoted a lot of effort and time into that story and I don't want to just bang out a rushed subpar ending. Divergence has been canceled due to lack of interest. If anyone wants to adopt it and rewrite it as their own just P.M. me and I'll send you what I have.

Chapter 1 - Secret Halls and Magic Potions

Arendelle; Summer of 1841

Elsa tapped the collection of documents in her hands against her desk, knocking the pile into a neat stack that she could slide into the diplomatic bundle for her courier. It had been a long day involving everything from conducting a trade summit to using her ice magic to chase away a dolphin that had been swimming around in circles in the fjord harassing people in row boats. With a yawn she looked over to the grandfather clock in her office corner.

Seven in the evening, god that took forever.

Extendingher arms far above her head as they would reach, the queen stretched until she felt a pop along her spine. Smiling in contentment of a hard days work done Elsa started to rise from her chair but stopped halfway when she noticed a rolled parchment with the Arendelle royal seal on the front stamped in wax sticking out from an open desk drawer. With a look of curiosity she sat back down and reached in to the draw withdrawing the rolled paper and cracked the wax seal.

To My dearest Elsa

I hope that you have received this from me as an old man preparing to retire, though you could also be reading this because your mother and I have passed. No matter, either way you are now the queen (unless through some bizarre twist of fate it is Anna reading these words. If that is the case, Anna be a good girl, listen to your advisors, and remember that chocolate is a minor commodity. DO NOT trade serious resources for it.) I have passed on many secrets and lessons to you over the years, however there is one secret that I have withheld until now and it must remain within the succession. No one, not even Anna may know about this (I hope that the two of you have reconnected by now). Throughout the castle there is a network of hidden corridors that can be accessed from any room. For security reasons there is no map of them and you must not make one outside of your own mind. To enter the network from any room go to the back of said room and turn the left wall sconce to the right, then to the left, an then finally upright again within three seconds a section of the wall will open for ten seconds and then close again. exiting the secrete hallways is simply a matter of pulling a cord in the right section.

Once you have read this letter you must burn it.

Your father

Elsa looked over at the wall sconce on her back wall while wearing a look of shock. Slowly she stood up and walked over to the flickering gas lamp while folding the letter up and slipping it in the pocket of her dress. She would burn it latter.

With a bit of apprehension she grasped the stem of the left side gas fixture and turned it in the manner described in the letter. With a quiet rumble a three foot section of the wall opened inwards.

My god

Apprehensively the young queen stepped in to the ancient corridor as the wall section started to close. With a solid thud the wall section was back in place and Elsa was inside the now pitch black hallway. At first she cursed herself for not bringing a torch until it occurred to her to create a single large snow flake in her hand. Radiating with a soft blue light, the path lit up well enough to walk down and see the walls.

With the lighting issue solved she could now notice the slight odor of mildew and stale air as she started to walk along the old fashioned cobble stones left over from the original floor. Every dozen feet or so she would come across a pull cord attached to the wall next to a sign written in her father's hand writing.

Elsa stopped at one labeled 'Firewood Storage' when she heard two muffled voices arguing, pressing her ear against the wall she could make out what they were saying

"Bark side up, I tell you!"

"Down, bark side down you daft fool!"

The queen pulled her head back and sighed.

Not this argument again.

Passing a few more signs and ropes she stopped at one labeled 'Kitchen Pantry (Cold Room). Deciding to test out the exiting mechanism Elsa placed her ear against the wall to listen for any occupants. When she determined that the room was empty, the queen pulled the rope and sighed in relief when the wall opened to a room about thirty degrees colder than the hallway. Looking around she saw shelves filled with trays of vegetables and dried meats along with a few boxes of her favorite chocolate truffles. Grabbing a box to snack on the young woman reopened the wall and reentered the corridor.

Walking along the path a little further Elsa came upon a sign that read 'Elsa and Anna's room' with the words 'Elsa and' crossed out. Realizing that her name must have been crossed out after the accident when they were children and had moved rooms, the queen's face sunk in sadness, but only for a moment until she found her resolve.

No, that's the past. I have her back now. I know I'll surprise Anna with the chocolates and these hidden passageways, sorry Papa, Anna and I don't keep secrets from each other anymore.

With a tug of the rope the wall opened and Elsa walked straight into a bunch of dresses.

"What the hell" Elsa murmured as she looked around the confined space realizing that she was in Anna's closet.

The remodel in '34 Elsa remembered just in time for the wall to shut behind her.

Damn it!

Even though she didn't need to check, Elsa felt around in vain for the light fixture that had been removed seven years prior.

Well there goes the surprise.

Just as she was reaching for the closet door the door to the room opened and Anna entered with her evening shift hand maiden Collette in tow.

Elsa stood as still as a statue. She had fully intended on sharing the corridor with her little sister but only her sister.

"Help me with my dress Collette" Anna said after the servant had shut the door.

Ok Elsa don't panic, she probably just came in here to change into evening wear she thought while peering through one of the horizontal slats that made up the closet door.

"Oui Princess Anna"

The girl of about seventeen had black hair cut in a bob and a petite frame, and to Elsa's knowledge was the only woman in the kingdom actually shorter than Anna.

Collette unlaced Anna's black rosemailed bodice and slide it off of the redhead's torso leaving her in just a green dress that was extremely low cut, giving any viewer a generous view of her bosom and Elsa another look of shock.

Anna! We will be discussing your style of dresses very soon.

Once Anna's dress was off the older sister was dumbfounded at the redhead's lack of a bra and strange underwear.

It's just a couple of strings!

Once the servant had slid the strange panties off of the princess, Anna did something the blonde never saw coming, she laid down on her bed and lifted her knees up to her chest as Collette knelt down between the small noblewoman's thighs and started to lick.

What?! No, she's not…

"Ah… yes Collette flick your tongue. That's right… there you go."

Oh sweet lord in heaven. What is my sweet baby sister doing?

Elsa was filled with a whirl wind of different feelings that she quickly reined in once she saw snippets of frost began to form on the door in front of her.

Oh no can't let that out. Getting caught right now would be simply the worst.

The young queen didn't know what to think as a tug of war between reason and emotion waged inside her head.

How dare this harlot take advantage of my innocent little sister, I'll turn her into a block of ice and bust her apart with Kristoff's ice axe. No, Anna's obviously calling the shots here.

What if this get's out, the kingdom will never accept a Sapphic crown princess. They accepted a queen with freaky ice magic.

How could something like this happen right under my nose? Probably because it's always stuck inside a book or a pile of paperwork.

This is really hot. Wait, What?!

"Ok Collette that was great, you're getting really good at this," Anna said as she stood up from the bed and gave the hand maiden a kiss on the forehead.

"Thank you, your highness"

"Ahh. Is that how address me in here?" Anna raised her index finger.

"No Mistress Red Bush." Collette looked away sheepishly.

Mistress Red Bush? Elsa wondered before glancing below Anna's waist. Oh… oh my.

"I suppose I can let that slide, but anymore slip ups and I will discipline you."

"Oui mistress," the young brunette responded with a curtsy before asking "Shall I fetch Lord Green for you my mistress."

"Yes, I think it's time."

Lord Green? There is no one in my court named Green. Anna! You had better not be bringing a man in here.

Collette knelt down and pulled out a wooden box and lifted the hinged lid while presenting it to her mistress. Anna's face lit up with glee as the servant withdrew the strangest thing Elsa had ever seen, a green rubber cylinder with one end slightly curved upward attached to what appeared to be a harness comprised from leather straps.

Collette knelt back down and held out the contraption for Anna to step into.

Secret or not I should be putting a stop to this. Elsa thought as the girl lifted the device up to Anna's groin and helped her insert the curved end inside her; and was going to do just that until the queen felt a twinge in her own neither region.

No, I am not becoming aroused. Stop it Elsa! Bad girl!

"Thank you Collette, now assume the position."

"Oui Mistress Red Bush." The girl lifted the hem of her dress and lowered her underwear to her ankles before turning over the edge of the bed and resting her elbows on the mattress.

Elsa's face went even paler than usual as she watched Anna insert the other end inside her maid and begin to thrust her hips back and forth.

I didn't think it was possible. Oh Anna, how can you be capable of such debauchery? No I must stop this. I can't let Anna abuse the poor girl in such a way.

"Ah … Oh… it's so wonderful my Mistress."

Never mind

Anna held the girl's hip with one hand while slapping her across the bottom with the other.

"Yeah you like that, don't you bitch?"

Anna language!

She had already been moving her hips back and forth for a few seconds before Elsa realized what she was doing.

Oh lord I can not succumb to these base desires Elsa thought in vain while she noticed the spot between her thighs becoming moist and a lavender colored dusting of frost appeared on the floor around her.

Anna pounded her tiny maid for a couple of more minuets until a knock at the door brought them to a stand still.

"Um who is it?" Anna Asked in her normal cheerful voice.

"Kristoff."

"Oh, Come on in and shut the door behind you."

Come on in?!

Elsa hadn't thought she could see anything more shocking until Anna just nonchalantly invited the Royal Ice Master inside at that moment and then immediately resumed her gyrations.

"Alright, it's that kind of party!" Kristoff said enthusiastically after shutting the door behind him.

"Oui Master Kristoff. The mistress is giving it to me good," Collette managed to pant out between grunts of pleasure before giving a yelp as Anna's palm firmly smacked her bottom again.

"Is that his name right now?"

"No Mistress, sorry Mistress, Sorry Ice Daddy."

ICE DADDY?!

Kristoff was already unfastening his pants when he asked, "Can I get in on this?"

"Sure, lube's in the regular spot."

Regular spot? How often dose this sort of thing take place? Elsa thought until Kristoff's massive erection came into view. Then her only thoughts were to the burning desire inside her underwear.

Elsa had been controlling herself quite well until she saw the blonde ice harvester walk over and insert his throbbing member into Anna's bottom, matching the rhythm of her pumping with his own. However once the trio started moaning in unison, the composed and regal queen couldn't ignore her own lust any longer. She lifted up her dress and quickly stuck her left hand inside her ice panties. Placing her right hand over her mouth, Elsa slipped her left index finger in.

Oh I am so going to hell for this. Oh I so don't care.

The thrusting and fingering went on until strangely enough all four of them reached climax at the same time.

After giving everyone a couple of minuets to catch there breath Anna spoke up.

"Well I had fun. Kristoff did you have fun?

"Pfft…pfft… Oh yeah I had fun."

"Collette, did you have fun?"

"Oui mistress"

Anna then took on a devilish grin and glanced over to the closet.

"Elsa did you have fun?"

"EEEEK" Elsa shrieked as the surprise made her fall thru the closet's double doors and land with a thud on her side.

For what seemed like an eternity the four of them froze in place while the young blonde woman stared in wide eyed shock until the three on the bed lowered there gaze to Elsa's waist line. The Queen looked down and to her horror saw that her hand was still inside her ice panties.

Without a sound Elsa quickly scrambled to her feet and ran out the door at full speed.

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Her butler Kai poured wine into the glass at Elsa's left. "Will the princess be joining you for dinner this evening my queen?"

God I hope not Elsa thought, remembering the events from earlier that afternoon. "One never knows with her."

"Shall I leave the decanter just in case?"

"Yes… just incase she makes an appearance"

"Of course your majesty."

Once the butler had left to retrieve the first course Elsa grabbed the bottle of wine and took a big chug.

That's better. Anna probably won't show for dinner. I'll bet she's just as embarrassed about this as I am. She thought looking across to her sister's empty seat before looking down to an agricultural report she had been glancing at for a few seconds at a time during the afternoon.

I imagine that I won't see Anna for at least a few days. Well that's ok, when this is all over I will be as gracious as always and we will put this whole thing behind us. Elsa contemplated before looking back up to see two teal eyes staring right back at her along with an ear to ear grin.

So much for that theory

Elsa lifted a finger. "Anna, there will be no jokes or innuendo referring to the… incident."

"Is that what were calling it?" Anna commented cheerfully.

"We are not calling it anything because we will not be discussing the matter."

"What matter would that be?"

"Don't be coy, sister dear"

"Well I think I know what you're referring to but I just can't put my finger on it."

"Anna" Elsa replied in a warning tone.

"Ok, ok Elsa don't get all hot and bothered"

"I mean it Anna"

The petite princess giggled while pouring herself a glass of wine from the decanter.

"Anna, aren't you at the least bit interested in how I wound up in your closet?"

"Oh I assumed that you took the hidden corridors."

"What! How do you know about that?"

"Pfft... I've known about those since I was twelve." The redhead rolled her eyes and gave a dismissive wave of her hand.

"Everything alright, Majesties?" Kai asked as he rolled a dining cart into the room.

"Oh Elsa found out about the hidden corridors"

"Ahh yes, Gerta mentioned something about needing to sweep in there."

"Are you kidding me? Am I the only who didn't know?" Elsa asked while gesturing with her hands."

Anna cocked her head to the side and raised one eyebrow. "Hmm, well I don't think the cook knows."

"He's the one who told me, your highness." Kai chimed in as he set the plates in front of the two sisters.

Elsa closed her eyes and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Is there anything else Kai?"

"Yes, the dolphin from this afternoon has returned and has resumed reeking havoc on the smaller vessels in the fjord.

"Of course it has, have some men take a skiff and chase it away a little more forcefully this time."

"But not too forcefully," Anna interjected with a raised finger. "One mustn't flog the dolphin."

Elsa's eyes cut low as she rapidly spun her head back to Anna, shooting the meanest dirty look ever shot. The younger sister covered her mouth to stifle a giggle.

"Thank you Kai, you are excused for the evening."

"As you wish your majesty." Kai bowed and then walked out of the room.

Once the middle age servant left, Elsa slapped her hand on to the table allowing a fractal pattern of amber colored ice to flow about a foot away from her palm. "Anna I said cut it out. Don't make me teach you a lesson."

"Really? How are you gonna do that." Anna asked as she started to giggle.

With a snap of the queen's fingers, a portly middle aged schoolmarm constructed of snow and frost appeared and then slapped an ice switch in to her palm.

"Holy shit Elsa! Ok, Ok I'll stop…geez I was just teasing."

With another snap of her fingers the queen dissolved the golem back into the ether. "I'm sorry that was necessary Anna, but this is a sensitive subject, and do not use bad language, you are a princess.

The ginger just stuck out her tongue.

"Elsa it's not that big of a deal. So you got caught touching yourself while spying on me having sex. I'm the one who should be embarrassed but you don't see me acting all prudish and virgin like.

Elsa started to blush and turned away.

The younger sister was confused for a moment until she realized. "No way, Elsa you've never… I mean ever?"

"Anna I spent the last thirteen years in my room. When exactly would the opportunity arise?"

"Servants of course… hell I screwed half of the castle by the time I was sixteen."

No, no I didn't hear that. My baby sister is not a slut."

"But then again I'm a total slut puppy."

Sigh

"Anna, Honestly I have always wondered what sex would be like, but I am the queen it's not like I can just grab a guard and pull him in to a broom closet."

"Hmm… I suppose not, besides broom closets are way too cramped. Hey I can always go talk to Reindeer boy and…"

"Absolutely not! I would never be able look Kristoff in the eye again."

"Well I guess I'll just have to do it myself."

"Anna! We are sisters."

"What? No not me personally, though I am in to blondes and we are royalty, it's not unheard off," The petite princess said with a wink.

Oh my god! Dose her depravity know no end… Wait she's just messing with me.

"Yes Anna, I'm sure it's not."

"Tell you what, after dinner we will go to your room and we'll figure something out."

"Very well, if anything this should be an enlightening evening."

The two ladies ate in silence for a couple of minuets until Elsa noticed her sister tapping at a lentil with her finger.

"What are you doing?"

The ear to ear grin reformed on the redheads face before she answered. "Flicking the bean."

"Anna!"

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The two of them were in Elsa's room both dressed in there night gowns, Elsa's was a pure white one (the irony of which was not lost on either one of them) with a high collar and long sleeves, while Anna's was low cut and sleeveless… and of course green.

Sitting on the bed Elsa looked up at her younger yet much more sexually experienced sister who was standing, while nervously fidgeting her hands.

"Ok Elsa, when you fantasize about your first time, and I know you do, is it with a woman or a man?"

Elsa looked away while meekly answering "a man."

"Ok, cock it is."

"Anna language"

This time it was the younger woman to raise an index finger. "No, this isn't the time to be all prim and proper, though some guys find that to be a turn on, though then again some men prefer a woman to be a little wild… maybe a mixture of the two…"

"Anna get on with it!" Elsa nearly shouted in frustration.

"Oh sorry, where was I? Oh yeah getting you nice and buggered."

Elsa started to blush

"Alright Elsa I want you to close your eyes and think of your dream stud and when you have him down to the last detail create him from ice."

"Anna you want me to have relations with a man made of ice?"

"What? It'll just be another one of you magical constructs, like Olaf or Marshmallow, just you know minus the carrot nose and homicidal tendencies."

Elsa lifted her hand slowly and shot a burst of purple colored frost at the floor instantly creating a swirling purple cloud of magic that formed into an ice man of the same color. He was the same height as Kristoff and every muscle was a well developed specimen of perfection.

Anna ran her hand over the construct's hard, chiseled chest. "Well he'll certainly do, a bit cold to the touch but I'll bet that never bothered you anyway. Who was the inspiration for this hunk?"

"Adonis"

"Adonis was purple?"

"Well Anna, My ice changes color dependant on my mood."

"Oh yeah, blue for happy, red for sad, yellowish amber for bitchy…"

"Hey!"

"Well it is; but what's purple?"

Elsa gave a dismissive wave of her hand. "Purple is… well"

"Purple is the come screw me color," Anna answered quickly."

"Um…yes," the queen responded while turning away blushing.

"Hey if I gave him a blow job and swallowed would it taste like a grape popsicle?"

"Anna" Elsa managed to blurt out through giggles.

Turning back to the golem Anna looked down and then griped its massive ice penis that was at least ten inches long. "Well that's pretty ambitious for your first time. Better reduce that by about half."

With a snap of her fingers Elsa made the ice member shrink by fifty percent.

"That's better, now they won't hear you in Corona when he puts it in."

Elsa wrung her hands, invisible waves of apprehension flowing off of her. "So now what Anna?"

"Well you'll need to be naked for this next part."

A light snow fall started in the room with the flakes being purple as well, though they took on a slightly redder color that the younger royal soon took for embarrassment and quickly gave the blonde a hug.

"Oh Elsa, its ok you have nothing to be ashamed of. You really are the most beautiful woman in the kingdom. Hey if you're having second thoughts we don't have to do this. I won't think any less of you if you decide to send him back to the ether and forget all about it, we can build a snowman and have a sleepover."

That's my Anna, she may be brazen and sexually depraved but she's still my sister and she loves me.

The queen's face stiffened with determination and the snow flakes stopped. "No Anna, I want to do this."

"Are you sure?" the girl asked while holding the others hands in her own.

"Yes"

"Awesome, now let's get you naked."

Gulp

Gingerly Elsa reached back and loosened the tie on her night gown and let it slip to the floor and quickly crossed her arms over her bare breast.

Anna reached up a little and delicately pulled Elsa's arms back to her sides. "No, none of that. It's just me and Mr. Ice Schlong here.

Elsa's cheeks had already been tinged pink and now they were flushed with a deep crimson.

"Wow Elsa those are epic, not too big not too small but just right, oh and those cute little Champaign pink nipples are just perfect. However you're still not naked, so come on takeoff you panties already."

Oh dear god no, no one has seen that.

"I'm… scared, I want to, but I'm scared."

The redhead realized that Elsa would need a little help getting over that last little hurdle. So with out any sudden movements Anna put her arms on the queen's shoulders and smiled. "It's ok Elsa we just do this nice and slowly." and then quickly yanked down the blonde's underwear to her ankles.

"EEEEK" the queen covered her nether regions with her hands just to have Anna tug them away and comment, "Well looks like the carpet matches the drapes."

Why is she commenting on the décor of my bedroom? Of course, she's trying to take my mind off of this. Oh she is such a sweet girl deep down.

"Ok Anna, now what?" Elsa asked trying not to act embarrassed

"Now you just lie down on the bed"

The queen did just that, lying still with her arms at her side.

"Good, now just open your legs and let him take care of the rest. Alright Mr. Ice Schlong, why don't you start eating her."

"What!"

Anna chuckled, "He's just going to lick you like Collette did me earlier. Trust me your going to like it."

Reluctantly Elsa drew her knees back and parted her legs allowing the 'man' to place his fingers at her folds and slightly pull them apart.

"Anna don't look." Elsa covered her face with her hands

"Come on Elsa don't be bashful now. Do the alphabet Mr. Ice Schlong."

"Stop calling him Mr. Ic… AHHHH"

"Yeah it's like chocolate times fifty, isn't it."

Elsa couldn't answer due to the ice golem's ministrations. The regal queen was moaning at the letter 'C', she was gripping the sheets by 'Q', and was a writhing mess by the time he reached 'Y'.

Anna cleared her throat. "Ok Mr. Ice Schlong, time for the main event."

The frozen construct stopped licking and went to his knees while grasping Elsa's thighs and pulling the blonde closer to him.

Oh boy, here it comes

"Now this next part is going to sting a little at first, but then it's going to get a whole lot better."

Elsa looked up at the golem first and then over to Anna who was giving her reassuring smile. Finally she glanced down to her groin were the golem had his penis in his hand and had the tip resting at her entrance. With a slow nod from the young monarch he slipped his erection into the virgin passage.

"See Elsa it's not so bad after all." Anna commented right before Elsa cried out in pain.

Oh dear god I'm splitting in half

After a minute or so, grunts of discomfort turned into ones of pleasure; which Anna picked up on.

"Yeah, Mr. Ice Schlong beat that royal pussy up" the princess shouted as she slapped the ice man's ass with an open palm… and then yelped in pain and pouted as she nursed her quickly withdrawn hand.

Elsa was getting into it full swing after few more minutes. "Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me."

Anna's own thighs clenched in excitement at the display of sex laid out before her, she would definitely be visiting Kristoff's cottage in town soon. "Ok Mr. Ice Schlong give her the money shot.

The golem quickly withdrew as Elsa started to ask in between pants, "the money wha…" but could not finish because a load of ice and snow exited the tip of his member and hit the blond square in the face.

"ANNA!"

"Tee hee hee"

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After Elsa had sent Mr. Ice Schlong back into non existence and had a shower, she was lying next to Anna under the covers of the princess's four post bed. The two sisters had decided to have a sleep over after all, but in Anna's room because Elsa felt that the both of them sleeping in her bed that night would be too weird.

"So was it everything you always anticipated?"

"Well Anna I can certainly say that I never thought that my first time would be with one of my own magical constructs, much less you being there giving me pointers."

The little sister started to giggle, "Well I gave you some instructions and advice. He gave you the pointer."

Elsa took Anna's hand into her own and sighed, "And here I was thinking that you were going to be mature about this."

"You should have known better than that."

She has a point.

"Well as strange as it sounds to say out loud, I am glad you were there to guide me through it."

"It's what sister's are for… wait no, there not usually there for that. Elsa we have an odd relationship don't we?"

"We are the rulers of a kingdom that grants full civil rights to reindeer, odd is just par for the course."

"Sven marching back and forth in front of the castle with a picket sign in his teeth for a whole week had something to do with it."

"Yes sister dear, and seeing that Sven doesn't have fingers I wonder who made that sign for him?" Elsa asked with a raised eyebrow.

Anna looked away as she replied, "I guess we'll never know."

"I suppose not."

"So, do you think you'll be ready for a real man next time?"

"Well I'll be a lot closer now that you have taught me every thing I need to know."

"Well not everything, I figured that we would wait until next time for him to put it up your butt."

"What! Anna no, that's not proper at all."

"Neither is having you little sister guide you through you first time, besides don't knock it till you try it."

Elsa then looked at Anna and hesitantly asked, "Have you tried it?"

"Well yeah, you saw Kristoff stick it up my servant's entrance earlier today."

"I didn't have that good of a view, I had no idea he was in there."

"Really Elsa? Because when you fell through my closet door the location of your hand tells me that you had a really good view."

The queen blushed again. "Well that was probably the most embarrassing thing that happened to me today… hell that happened ever."

"Are you sure about that?" Anna asked while grinning.

"Yes Anna, I don't think anything has ever topped that."

Just then the redhead held up a Specidalar note in one hand and made a gesture of a gun shot with the thumb and index finger of her other.

Elsa gave her sister a confused look until she put the money and gunshot reference together the then look turned to one of annoyance, and then to pure irritation when the younger woman started laughing. With a snap of her fingers the queen made the switch wielding schoolmarm from dinner reappear. Suddenly Anna's laughing turned to silent shock. Elsa's glare of irritation turned to a devilish grin of her own and the princess could look over at the latest frozen construct and only shake her head no as Elsa uttered a simple command.

"Get' er"

Anna let out a squeal and leapt from her comfortable spot under the covers and bolted off running as the 'schoolmarm' took chase.

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The Minister of Domestic Affairs had been droning on and on for what seemed like hours for Elsa and days for Anna. The two sisters were sitting in the two largest chairs at the head of the table, with the queen's having a slightly higher back and the princess's having a slightly higher amount pillows. Glancing over to her right Elsa noticed that her little sister was starting to doze off so she gave her a slight nudge with her foot and whispered "Anna no sleeping during council sessions"

Anna answered with a whispered whine, "but he's soooo boring."

"I know, but we have to pay attention."

"And finally your majesty there is the matter of the chastity verification."

The Minister's last statement had garnered the ladies attention.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that last part." Elsa asked.

"It is the final step in the transition to you reign. Being that you are unmarried, a doctor must verify that you are a virgin by conducting a physical examination."

Elsa did not have a chance to object because Anna had already leapt to her feet and was shaking her fist. "Not no but hell no! If you perverts think for one second that some crusty old doctor is going to be feeling up on my sister's honey pot you can think again! I will beat the living dog piss out of every one of you!"

Elsa quick stood to place her arms around the little spitfire and attempted to calm her down. "It's ok Anna; no one is going to be feeling on any honey pots."

Seriously?! The very next day!

The Minister of Commerce stood and addressed the two of them. "Your Majesty, your Highness, please this is a formality that was introduced into the Arendelle rights of succession over a thousand years ago.

"So they have been groping royal coochies since the dark ages?!" Anna fired back.

"Anna! Princesses do not say the word coochie."

Crap! I just said the word coochie in front of my Ministerial Council. Better cut this short before Anna hits someone.

"Gentlemen given this new development we shall be adjourning until next week. You are all dismissed."

"Please think it over your Majesty, refusal would mean abdication to the closest qualified heir." The Minister of Agriculture offered as he was gathering his notes.

"Oh shut up and go hoe some potatoes or something!" Anna hollered at him as he quickly walked out the door.

Elsa took Anna into a hug as she spoke. "That was spiteful and rude Anna, but I am proud of you for knowing that he was the Minister of Agriculture."

Anna sighed and placed her head on her big sister's shoulder. "I am not happy about those old creeps wanting to get off in your goody basket, hell they probably just made the whole thing up so they could watch while hiding behind a curtain spanking their monkeys."

Well that would be a bit much, but it's almost guaranteed to be a bipartisan effort.

"Anna, you have a peculiar, though active imagination. No something tells me that this is legitimate. Well I guess I will save my self the embarrassment and just abdicate to Rapunzel."

"Punzi won't pass that little coochie check either; trust me I know that for a fact."

"I don't think I want to know how you know that, and stop saying the word coochie. Besides, I doesn't matter what state her… 'area' is in; she's married and therefore exempt."

"Come on Elsa there has to be another way."

"Unless you know how to magically restore my hymen there isn't."

Anna smiled, "I don't but I know a certain group of valley dwellers that might."

Oh no, not those damn trolls.

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Sven brought the sled to a halt as soon as Kristoff had jumped off to the help the two royals out.

Anna placed her arm on to Elsa's reassuringly. "Don't worry; I'm sure they can fix your coo..."

Elsa placed her hand over the girl's mouth. "You will not say the word coochie. Even if I stop being queen, you will still be the crown princess and princesses do not say such things. Nod if you understand."

Anna nodded, and then smirked once Elsa moved her hand. "You know, If you do step down I'll be able to say whatever I want and you won't have the power to stop me."

"I'll still have the power to do this." Elsa snapped her fingers and the dreaded schoolmarm reappeared, switch in hand.

"EEEEK" Anna turned and ran… smack into Grande Pabbie knocking him to the ground and sending the tray of potions he had been carrying flying through the air, the different bottles landing where they may. One bottle landing and shattering unseen on to a crate filled with different magic crystals. In the exitment of Anna tripping over the troll elder no one noticed the bubbling and orange mist starting to form.

Pabbie looked over to the frozen construct that had scared Anna and ruefully commented, "Well that's one way to keep her in line."

Elsa chuckled, "Well it's been pretty effective so far."

Anna who was still sitting on the patch of moss she landed in, pouted while raising the middle fingers on each hand and pointing them respectively at the troll and her big sister. "Here's one for you and here's one for you."

The royal and troll both started to laugh while Anna crossed her arms and continued to pout as Kristoff walked up behind her and placed his hands under her arms and lifted her to her feet. "Come on feisty pants."

Elsa's laughter slowed back down to a chuckle as she walked over to the dejected redhead and started to dust her off. "Oh Anna, I'm sorry. I guess that last one was pretty mean."

The girl embraced the slightly taller blonde while giving her a lopsided smile. "Ok I guess I forgive you."

"Get a room" one unseen troll voice called out.

Grande Pabbie cleared his throat, "So your majesty what brings you here today? We're always happy when you and the princess come to visit, but I have a feeling that this is a pressing matter."

Elsa started to blush, "Well… I… umm…"

Kristoff bit into a carrot while grinning. "Go ahead, tell him about your little visit from Mr. Ice Schlong. I wanna see this." The Ice Master had been filled in by Anna during the sleigh ride.

The queen spun on her heels with both fist clenched. "Shut up reindeer boy! Another peep out of you and Mr. Ice Schlong is going to be giving you a visit!

Grande Pabbie interjected. "Whatever it is, I can tell that you are a bit embarrassed by it, don't be. I am over five million years old, there is nothing I haven't seen or heard an infinite amount times before. So lets just thrust right into it."

Thrusting is what got me into this predicament in the first place.

Anna took the platinum blonde's hand into her own. "It's ok, just tell him everything, Pabbie wont judge."

Elsa took a deep breath and started at the very beginning when she stumbled into Anna's closet, on through the magical construct in her bed room and finally to the council meeting.

Grande Pabbie stood there looking at Elsa in wide eyed shock. "I'm sorry I take it back, I've never heard anything like this. No seriously, I was beyond ancient when your earliest ancestors learned to stand upright. I was there the first time one of those hairy fellows bashed a piece of flint against a rock and called it a knife. Yet I have never heard anything like this before."

Elsa held her head in shame.

Seeing this, the ancient troll placed his finger at her chin and lifted it so he could meet her eyes with own. "No, what you did is natural. All young people want to explore there sexuality at some point. You simply used the tools that were at you disposal. I take it you want me to restore your body to its previous state so you can meet the requirements of this ridiculous exam?"

"Yes Grande Pabbie, can you?"

"Yes my dear. It will require a spell."

"And a song." One small troll girl shouted out in glee before she and all of the other trolls (excluding Pabbie) started to roll around in circles and figure eight loops around the young and somewhat confused queen.

"Here it goes, get ready." Kristoff called out before taking another bite of his carrot and holding it out for Sven. Anna cheered while clapping and hopping up and down. While still no one noticed the crate of crystals billowing orange smoke.

"A test, a test, she has to pass a test."

"Oh she had some smoochy and now they wanna check her coochie"

Anna crossed her arms and pouted. "They get to say it."

Two dozen trolls surrounded the young woman.

"Don't worry Elsa you came to the right spot. You had a lapse in judgment and now we'll fix your…"

"Vagina!" One small troll blurted out as she jumped five feet in the air.

"So no more fretting, erase all the stress, but first you've got to lose the dress."

Three trolls working in synch with each other grabbed the hem of her dress and performed a perfectly timed summersault leaping into the air taking the queen's dress over her head and completely off and leaving Elsa in nothing but a pair of light blue ice panties that were quickly removed by another troll executing equal precision.

"EEEEK" Elsa quickly move her arms in an attempt to cover her nude body from the eyes of her sister, Kristoff, Sven, and over a hundred rock trolls.

Little perverts! She thought before being lifted and tossed backwards into a wooden chair.

Two trolls each dressed in white coats grabbed a leg and placed it into a stirrup that extended from the chair.

"Excellent specimen, hardly used, a perfect candidate for hymenorrhaphy. Oh and the carpet matches the drapes." the first one commented as he peered into the queen's neither regions while scribbling onto a clip board.

How the hell dose he even know what my bedroom looks like?

"Preparing to start the procedure" the second one said as he walked forward with an extremely large speculum as the 'patient' looked down in wide eyed shock as white ice began to form on the ground around the chair.

Anna swiftly ran over to Elsa's side and took her hand into her own. "It's ok Elsa I'll be right here with you the whole time."

The trolls then all gathered in front of an extremely embarrassed Elsa and continued their song.

"It'll be good as new, this will do the trick, and those old men won't know that you had some dick…"

No other voices or sounds could be heard when at that instant the forgotten crate of crystals exploded sending a rapidly moving cloud of magical orange mist blasting over the sisters. Knocking Elsa from the chair and Anna from her feet.

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Grande Pabbie waved the blue crystal over Anna and her sister who was now wrapped up in a blanket as they sat inside of a small cave.

"I was afraid of this, but once I saw the crate and which potion bottle had been broken over the crystals I knew it.

"Dose this mean you can't do the surgery now?" Anna asked as she protectively pulled Elsa in tight to her.

"It would not work now. When you tripped over me earlier the tray of potions I was carrying went flying and no one noticed the broken bottle of activation water reacting with the crate of eternity crystals."

Both sisters looked up in confusion.

"Elsa, if we tried to perform the procedure now, your body would simply think it was an injury and would instantly heal, the incisions would close up half way through the operation."

Elsa then cocked her head to the side. "I don't understand Pabbie; I don't have magical healing powers."

"You do now, you both do. The gas created by the explosion has made you both immortal. Those eternity crystals are what gives us trolls are longevity, we use them to make a broth that we take in once a year, and you my dears have been exposed to a dose one hundred thousand times stronger than a cup of that broth. You will never get sick, you will never grow old. You will live just as you are now… forever.

The two sisters looked at each other in shock and then Anna lowered her head.

"I'm sorry Elsa; it was my clumsiness that caused this."

"No Anna you only fell because I scared you."

"So I guess were both at fault."

Pabbie cleared his throat, "It doesn't matter who did what, what matters is that you are truly immortal, when I say you will live forever I don't mean a thousand years, I don't mean a billion years. One day those expanses of time will seem like blinks of an eye. You will live literally forever. You will out live me, you will outlive the sun and the star that forms to replace it. In the end you will only have each other."

The two young ladies pulled each other close as Elsa whispered, "I can live forever if I have you."

Anna looked up with two big teal eyes "I can too."

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