BEVO BEAT Football Texas football world reacts to Tom Herman’s urine color chart Posted April 12th, 2017


It all started with this tweet:

Went to take a leak in Moncrief and this was hanging above the toilet. Tom Herman's attention to detail is real 😳 pic.twitter.com/FoAMbkf56K — Anwar Richardson (@AnwarRichardson) April 11, 2017


That’s right, Texas football is tracking players’ hydration levels with a “pee chart” tracking urine colors. Needless to say, the social media world loved this:

Texas football players to Tom Herman: pic.twitter.com/nCjsw0nZSy — Michael Adams (@madams_1) April 11, 2017

Asinine @TexasFootball presser topics 2014-17 ranked:

1. Urine

2. Ping-pong

3. Grocery carts

4. Tickets & selling cows

5. Cats

6. Pancakes pic.twitter.com/x6IpCvhHcO — Jason Jarrett (@jasondjarrett) April 12, 2017

"You are a bad guy!!!" Really? https://t.co/oQb6ei85My — Brian Davis (@BDavisAAS) April 11, 2017

Memo to Texas football players: If your urine burns, don't consult the hydration chart. See a doctor immediately. — Anwar Richardson (@AnwarRichardson) April 11, 2017

Just wondering if there are fiber-intake charts above the commodes. https://t.co/HinX0OTObD — Joey Knight (@TBTimes_Bulls) April 11, 2017

Either urine, or you're out, obviously. — Studley (@Studley) April 12, 2017

Next time you piss, Tom Herman wants you to remember: Look good. Pee good. Play good. 📸: @AnwarRichardson pic.twitter.com/n78aPQ7jNe — Barstool Hook ‘Em (@UTBarstool) April 12, 2017

I personally view and even sometimes taste the pee to make sure levels of hydration are championship caliber. https://t.co/SnVQNrnJKC — Tomothy The Herman (@TomTheHerman) April 12, 2017

Herman to naysayers of urine chart: pic.twitter.com/FCQvOC49Ui — Justin Wells (@justinwells2424) April 12, 2017

Texas football coach Tom Herman said the today was the first day everybody's urine tested as fully hydrated. Said he takes it seriously — Anwar Richardson (@AnwarRichardson) April 12, 2017

Texas football coach Tom Herman said they consistently check the urine of players. Calls out players who are dehydrated in front of the team — Anwar Richardson (@AnwarRichardson) April 12, 2017

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