Go home GQ, you’re drunk. There’s absolutely no way that the “codpiece” is a “most essential” party of a man’s wardrobe:

Why the codpiece remains one of menswear’s most essential accessories https://t.co/2TfpBB4rBM pic.twitter.com/0DlIZyRE2S — GQ Magazine (@GQMagazine) December 14, 2019

Honest question: What’s the point of this magazine if this is what they’re writing about?

Would you stop making sh*t up. There was a time when I looked to @GQMagazine for the lastest trends in menswear. Not anymore. https://t.co/PzdXuNcREY — David Vainqueur (@True_Canuck1) December 14, 2019

Are these things even for sale?

Enjoy the hate clicks, GQ:

what's the point of this stupid f*cking magazine? https://t.co/MlWz9xujbV — Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) December 14, 2019

Imagine wearing that into the office?

Forwarding this to those busybodies in HR. https://t.co/225rievkyy — jon gabriel (@exjon) December 14, 2019

But we would like to see a man actually wearing this (so we could laugh at him):

Please, please let someone have one of these on at the Christmas Party tonight! https://t.co/MlHHyaiOL9 — Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) December 14, 2019

Do it!

My next tv appearance, you know what's happening under the desk! #FashionKing https://t.co/nHlvLWfhAS — George Wrighster III (@georgewrighster) December 14, 2019

And. . . WTF!

We’ll end it with the 2020 fashion preview from our friend Cam Edwards: