

My boyfriend and I would like to watch some porn. I am not anti-porn, but I have very little experience with it. I've watched a lot of little clips recently in hopes of finding something we could watch together, but I have liked none of it.



I would like to find straight porn where it really seems like the girl is enjoying herself. I guess that's my main problem. It's gross to me to watch some woman who'd clearly rather be shopping for frozen foods mechanically moan "Oh yeah, right there" as a completely hairless man pumps away at her.



I'm not interested in: plots, lesbians, female dominance, humiliation that goes beyond a friendly "You're my little slut", extreme pain. I am interested in: a woman making sounds that actually sound like something feels good, natural light, intimate, comfortable-looking surroundings, real or convincingly-faked sexual chemistry, male dominance, dirty talk, real orgasms.



Ideally, it would be nice if the people in the movie had natural, healthy bodies and were not made up like drag performers. Or wearing shoes or socks during the act. Or completely shaved.



But I would probably give up all the rest for real female orgasms. But even the orgasms on the tape my raunchiest friend got on the advice of the Good Vibrations folks, which allegedly featured real female orgasms, struck me as the fakeest of the fake. So again, I guess I'm picky.



I'm on the verge of telling my boyfriend no dice, and while he'd be cool about it, this is something I know he'd like. I'd like to be able to do for him. But I can't handle the depressing, unsexy, robotic sex. Is there any porn that involves people having an actual good time? Is there really nothing that's a reasonably cute couple having good sex - not crazy acrobatic sex, good sex - in a comfortable bed? If you'd rather not comment with your vast porn knowledge, here's a throwaway email address: allpurposeanon@gmail.com

I'm looking for porn a girl might like. But apparently I'm picky.