Each week, Reddit’s artist-in-residence Shitty_Watercolour will illustrate a sampling of Reddit’s best comments, handpicked from some of his favorite communities like Ask Reddit, Shower Thoughts, and more.

In this week’s feature for Upvoted, Shitty (okay, real name: Hector Janse van Rensburg) has brought to life posts from the Reddit community Ask Reddit, prompting: What’s the lamest excuse people use all the time?

“‘I’m tired.’

“We’re all fucking tired. Get your ass to mars.”

— Reddit user creampie_cucklord

“‘I have no time,’ then proceeds to watch Netflix for next few hours.”

— Reddit user radioactive_beard

“If you’re <16: ‘My mom said I can’t go.'”

— Reddit user thegiantgraydildo69

“People on social media who claim that they or their child or even sometimes their pet accidentally took the photo of them that they are posting. It’s usually pretty obvious that it wasn’t an accident and is just an excuse for them to post a selfie without calling it that. ”

— Reddit user -eDgAR-

“You can’t have problems because starving children in Africa have it worse.”

— Reddit user calvinswagg