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Yay! This silly post is your definitive guide on a massive 244 Russian Swear Words, Slang, Phrases, Insults and Expletives, or How To Swear In Russian!

Yes, profanities from languages around the world is subject matter that appears a lot in this silly travel blog!

You can find out more about Russian swearing in more detail here – and actually maybe learn some proper Russian!:

As an introduction… here are my Top 10 Russian Swear Words! Let’s just say that they’re very expressive!

What The Best and Funniest Russian Swear Words, Curses and Phrases? Srat’ tebe v rot – To crap in your mouth

Perhot’ podzalupnaya – Pee hole dandruff (which makes me wonder how the dandruff got there in the first place!)

Razvaluha – Car that’s falling apart as it goes

Shluha vokzal’naja – Train station whore

Shob tebe deti v sup srali – I wish that your children will crap in your soup

U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe – Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful

Nochnaja babochka – Hooker (literally: night butterfly)

Zalupa konskaya – Horse pee hole! (to a person)

Hooy morzhovy – Walrus penis (to a person)

Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu – I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes

I have a feeling that none of these new phrases you’re about to learn today are ever going to appear in Living Language – Russian anytime soon!

One of the things that I try to learn whenever I go to a new place where English is not the main language, I make sure that I memorise at least five words – hello, goodbye, please, thank you and beer. And then I use combinations of those to make a two word sentence!

I wonder how many Russian Swear Words Vladimir Putin uses behind closed doors?

I know sod all Russian and I can’t read it because it’s in another script (Cyrillic) which just looks like a jumble of scribble to me that I’ll never understand.

By the way, if you’re going to Russia anytime soon, you may need one of these guides:

When I visited Kazakhstan, where Russian is an official language, I think I managed to learn about ten Russian words in total, but then everyone else wanted to practice speaking English with me anyway. And I’m not sure why, because I only talk in a series of silly expressions (see my silly list of Australian Slang Words, Expressions, and Expletives!) so no one would have understood me anyway.

Which brings me to…

My Definitive List And Guide Of Really Bad Russian Swear Words, Insults, Curses, Expletives and Phrases! How To Learn the Russian Language!

I received this list of Russian swear words from someone who speaks both Russian and English, and thought they were pretty funny. That is, the ones that I left in this list. I had to cut some out because some of them were pretty bad!

Yes, many of these rather rude Russian swear words, expletives and phrases are downright offensive, abusive and insulting. If you really want to work through this list with a native Russian speaker, you probably won’t be alive at the end of it!

Let me know if you’re silly enough to give that a go! Note, the Russian swear words below are written the way they sound. Either way if you’re a native Russian speaker, or just want to learn a bit of of really bad Russian, I’m sure you’ll find this funny!

Here we go!

WARNING: If you are easily offended, stop reading this list of offensive and downright rude Russian swear words and expressions now! You can’t say that I didn’t tell you!

You’re not going to see many of these in a Russian to English translation guide any time soon!

Russian Swear Word (Latin pronunciation) and their Hilarious English Translations!

Russian Swear Word (Latin) English Translation Hooy tebe v zhopu! Prick up your ass! (refusal to a person) Hooy na ny! Whore, slut. Also used as a link word Blyat No f*%&ing way! Zalupa konskaya Horse pee hole! (to a person) Hooy morzhovy Walrus penis (to a person) Gandon shtopany Darned condom (to a person) Perdoon stary Old Fart Pizdobol, Pizdoon F*%*ing liar Govnosos S*%# Sucker Moodozvon Wacko Zaebis’ Holy %&$^ (could be bad or good) Pizdets F$&*ed up situation Po hooy Don’t f&$*ing care Do pizdy as above Yelda Huge penis Zalupa Pee hole Tselka Virgin Minet Blow job Naveshat’ pizdyley To beat the crap out someone Dat’ pizdy as above Pizdy vlomit’ above Srat’ tebe v rot To crap in your mouth Past’ zabej, padla jebanaja Shut the f&%* up, you f$&%*in’ bitch Zasranec Asshole Nu vse, tebe pizda That’s it, you’re f*%(in’ dead Poshyel k chyertu Go to hell Potselui mou zhopy Kiss my ass Zhri govno i zdohni! Eat s&^% and die! Pyeryestan’ zalupatsa Stop bitching Yob tvoyu mat F*%& your mother Durak neschastnyi You unlucky idiot Balvan Thick headed fool Dubiina Idiot (literally, A piece of wood) Viyebnutsa Show off Govno S&^% Zhopa Asshole Sraka An ass Mudak An asshole Passossee mayee yaitsa Suck my balls Ti Durak You’re a moron Zacroy rot Shut up Ti degheneraat You’re a degenerate Bliad’ Whore Govniuk S*%&head Pidaras Asshole Poshol nahuj F*%& off, f*$( you Pashol na khui as above Eto mnye do huya I don’t give a f%$ Na huy…? Why the f*%(…? A huy li? Why the f(%* not? Huy tebye v glaz! A d*%( in your eye Yobanaya suka! F*%&ing Bitch Otyebis ot menya! Get the f(%* away from me Yobni yivo Beat him! Yob materi vashi! I f%*ked all of your mothers Ootebya nyetu peeski You have no d*&% Nee da dyeloni F*&%ed up (lit. undone) Ya hachu tebya trakhate I want to f&^$ you Zasranees Shithead Kooshay govno sooka Eat s&*%, bitch Ootebya nyet yayeesav You have no balls Cuchka derganaya Crazy bitch Poydi k chertu Go to hell Fsyoe zaeebahnuh All f%$#ed up Gndon Condom Prezirvativ Condom Thomarai gand mai lund hai? Is a d%$# stuck up your ass? Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu Go f%$# your mom Suka / sooka Bitch Jebat moi lisiy cherep F%$ my bald skull Chlen tebie v rot Take a d^%$ in your mouth Otyebis F#$% off Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes Otlez’ gnida F%$# off, you flea child Zhopoliz Ass licker Srachishche Huge ass Idi nahuey F#$% off Ya tibyi dam po yibalu I will hit you in your face Za cyun v shopu Stick it in your ass Ti sleepoy, asleyp Impotent Otsosi, potom prosi Blow my c#$%. then make a wish Jri govno i zdohni Eat sh%$ and die Blad Whore Bliatz Bitch Opezdol Idiot Ebanashka Crazy person Eblan A stupid guy Dolboyob A stupid guy Raspizdyai A stupid guy Mudlan A stupid guy Ja Pycckij pidaras You are a loser Alkash You drunk! Babnik A womanizer Devushka po vyzovu A prostitute Zi detka Hey baby Dostal/zakolebal You have pissed me off Dura Fool (female) Durak Fool (male) Zadnitza An ass; jerk Zanuda Boring person Zatknis Shut up Ischenzni Get lost Kakaya zanuda What a bore Kakogo chyorta What the hell Kachok Jock strap Kolot’sya/shiryat’sya Taking injected drugs Konchaj bazar Stop talking Loh Sucker Macho A player Mne nasrat’, chto ty dumaesh’ I don’t care what you think Mne do lampochki I don’t care Mne vse ravno I don’t care Mymra Mean woman Ostyn’ Chill out Otvali Piss off Perdet’ Fart Pit’ zapoem A chronic drunk Pridurok Nitwit P’yan v stel- ku Really drunk Svoloch’ Bastard Sidet’ na igle Druggy (injects needles) Suka Bitch Travka Weed Trajat’sya To have sex Halyavshchik Deadbeat; lazy person Chyort voz’mi! Damn it!, Oh s#$%! Chyort poberi! as above Chyort! Damn!, Hell! Chush’ sobach’ya Bull s#$%! Yajtza Balls, testicles Zloebuchii hui Hard f#$%ing d#$% Idi v zhopu Go to hell Ia tebya imeyu I’m having you (you’re my bitch) Perhot’ podzalupnaya Pee hole dandruff Minyet To give a blow job Chlen marinovanii A marinated d#$% Raspizdyay Kolhoznii A stupid Redneck Kon’ Pedal’nii Idiot (literally: horse with pedals) Bariga Drug dealer Idi nyuhai plavki Go smell underwear Pizda ti jopoglazaya You are a vagina with eyes on your ass Rodilsya cherez jopu You were born through the ass Pizda s ushami A vagina with ears Zalupoglazaya mondavushka Slut with pee hole eyes Anus perepuganii A scared anus Khrenoten’ F#$%ed up thing (usually situation) Indanahway suka bluut F#$% off bitch (highly offensive) Niegadzai Good for nothing Svolotch Swine Sooksin Son of a bitch Jopa Asshole, bad situation Perestan’ bit dabayobom Stop being a dips#$% Ya sru na tvayu mat’ I s#$% on your mother Yobanyi karas’ [email protected]#$ing moron Yeban’ko maloletnee Adolescent jerk Zjelob [email protected]#$head Ment (plural: menti) Police agent, militia agent (slang) Zona Prison Na zone In prison Ti menia dostal I’ve had enough of you Shluha vokzal’naja Train station whore Wed’ma Witch Past’ zakroi Shut it Tvar’ Creature Vrezat tebe Hit you Gaduka Snake, serpent Vrubatsa Understand? (slang) Huyniu nesti Talking crap Savok Asshole (old slang) Poshlaja svenja Chauvinistic pig Dovodit Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt Unbju! I’ll kill you Prishju! I’ll kill you! (slang, old) Paritsa (ne par’sia) Getting upset (calm down) Starik Old man Bomzj Homeless Beloruchka Woman who doesn’t know how to cook or clean Durak 1. Idiot. 2. Russian card game Botanik Nerd Burda Messed up Krisha poehala Has gone insane Nochnaja babochka Hooker (literally: night butterfly) Kak muhi na govno Like flies to [email protected]#$ Vlip You’re in deep [email protected]#$ (literally: stuck) Popal You’re in deep trouble (literally: you hit) Promazal You missed Svinets Lead (bullets) Pulia Bullet Pushka Gun (literally: cannon) Kalash Kalashnikov Gaishnik Policemen who checks cars GAI Road police Oblom [email protected]#$ed up (literally: broken) Ne pudri mne mozgi Don’t try to confuse me Okachenel I’m so cold I’m stiff Vstat Rise (also for stiff [email protected]#$) Hohol Insult for Ukrainian Patsan Boy, lad Kosiak Joint, drug filled cigarette Kosiachok as above Lobizatsa A suck up Razvaluha Car that’s falling apart as it goes Derevianni rubli Useless money (literally: wooden rubles) Baba Jaga Witch Zmei Gorinich Dragon, snake, negative meaning Koshei Bessmertni Either very ugly or very skinny male Vziatka Bribe money Vziatochnik Someone who takes Vziatka (bribe money) Baba Fat, ugly, mannerless woman Rabochie Working class Udavis Suffocate in it! Podonok A person that’s the lowest of the lowest Tovo, on/ona tovo He’s there, as in, he’s insane (or she) Goli Naked Obnazjonni Nude Zjulik Cheater, criminal who rips people off Zviaknut Give a call by telephone Roga pristavit Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend Jaitsa razbit Kick your balls Raskvasit Beat to a bloody pulp Molokosos Underage boy (literally: milk sucker) Yebanat vonuchii Stinky [email protected]#$ head Ne hnich Don’t cry (rude) Mordoboy Big fight (literally: face smasher) Sooka sin Son of a bitch Perestan dedushkin huy sasat Stop sucking grandpa’s d#$% U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut? Are your hands growing from your ass? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right) Rogatii kozyol A loser whose wife cheats on him (literally: goat with horns) Golovorez Someone who slits throats Ti liubeesh papeenu pees’ku sassat’ You love to suck your dad’s penis Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka Shut your f*%&ing mouth, bitch Shestiorka In prison, the person who is everyone’s bitch and has to do as everyone else says. Also lowest card in the Russian card deck. Nu ti dajosh! Exclamation of amazement at someone’s courage or actions (can be positive and negative). Idi obsosi tyaevo papu, kak ti delayesh kazhdyi den, ti shluha yebanaya Go suck off your daddy like you usually do every night, you [email protected]#$ing whore. Naguliala A woman who doesn’t know who the father of her child is. Peshka Someone who’s not worth a thing (literally ‘pion’ the most unimportant figure in chess) Krisha A corrupt policeman who, in return for moderate pay, protects a criminal U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful. Tya mama huyem v rot ebala Your mother [email protected]#$ed you in the mouth with a [email protected]#$. Veshat lapshu na ushi To tell someone lies, try to fool someone (literally means to hang spaghetti on his ears) Oo ti bya, galava, kak, oon a bizyanie jopuh Your face looks like a monkey’s ass Shob tebe deti v sup srali I wish that your children will crap in your soup Perestan’ mne jabat’ mozgi svojimi voprosami Stop f*%&ing my brain with your questions U tebia ochen malenki hui, skolka…pat centimetra? You have a very small penis, how much…five centimeters?

More Russian Swear Words Information – if you’re still keen!

Check out A Systematic Guide to Fluent Russian Swearing (Russian Edition) and Dirty Russian: Everyday Slang from “What’s Up?” to “F*%# Off!” (Dirty Everyday Slang).

So hopefully, you’ll be swearing like a Russian in no time, and might even impress Vladimir Putin!

For more foreign language swear words, once you’ve mastered this list of Russian Swear Words, see my list of British Slang, French Swear Words, Italian Swear Words, German Swear Words, New Zealand Slang, Irish Slang and Spanish Swear Words! including the Pajero!

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