A Reddit user by the alias of mortyfan93 has today commented that “Keanu Is Breathtaking” on an r/movies post, reaching 14.4 thousand upvotes and receiving 3 Gold and 9 Silver.

After doing some digging through mortyfan93’s post history we discovered that Keanu Reeves related posts & comments made up for 97% of his post history, accumulating him a neat 1.3 million total Reddit karma.

We spoke to mortyfan93, real name Tom on Skype to gain some insight into what it is he finds so breathtaking about Keanu Reeves. “So what is it that started your profound love of Keanu? Did you really enjoy the Matrix films growing up?”

“I’ve only seen the first 34 minutes of the first Matrix but its one of my favourite movies of all time. I’ve played Deus Ex so I kind of just assumed what happened in the rest of the film, its a masterpiece.” He told us.

“Wait, you haven’t seen the Matrix series? What Keanu Reeves films have you seen? John Wick?” Asked our reporter.

“John Wick? Isn’t that the guy thats always killing my younger brother on Fortnite? What does he have to do with this?” He asked, perplexed.

“Okay… well if you haven’t seen any of Keanu’s films what is it that draws you to posting about him on Reddit so often?”

“Uh. Well, its like… um. Well he’s a really down to earth guy – I – I saw a photo of him eating a sandwich once, just like a normal human being who requires nutrition to survive, it was incredible to see a celebrity that humble.” He told us nervously.

“So.. You think Keanu is breathtaking because you saw him eat a sandwich? Okay.. Would you say there is any correlation between you finding Keanu breathtaking and the gross amount of karma he has netted you on Reddit?” Our reporter inquired.

“What?? Uh, no, that’s hilarious.. I just think he’s really breathtaking – I don’t need to justify that to a shoddy journalist like you! Besides I really liked him in Fight Club as the guy who isn’t Tyler Durden.” He replied defensively.

“Fight Club? That’s Edward Norton… Are you sure you know who Keanu Reeves is?” Our journalist asked back.

“Um.. Uh.. well.. Oh would you look at that, sorry! I’m going to have to run, I can smell my chicken tendies burning in the oven, hope you have a nice day!” Tom replied before abruptly ending the Skype call.