First of all... I'm not 100% sure if this is against the rules or not. Not really my loss either way, though. Second of all... I don't own Legend of Dragoon. Third of all... contrary to what might be inferred, I love Dart. I really do. It's just that out of all of them, he's the most fun to poke fun at. No intended offense to dyslexic people.

Chapter One: Serdian War

drAt has joined Facebook.

drAt has joined the group Spiky Hair Forever.

drAt became a fan of The Color Red.

drAt has joined the group I'm Not Stupid, I'm Just Slightly Dyslexic.

Status Update: drAt is finally going back home.

drAt commented on this: although I don't know why I even bother with a status, considering I don't have any friends…

Status Update: drAt THIS FREAKING SUCKS! MY HOMETOWN HAS BEEN FREAKING ATTACKED! AND THEY TOOK SHANA! DAMN! I AM REALLY TICKED OFF!

drAt has joined the group Hellena Prison Sucks Big-Time.

Lavitz has joined Facebook.

Lavitz has joined the group Hellena Prison Sucks Big-Time.

Lavitz and drAt are now friends.

drAt commented on this: Yay! I have a friend!

Lavitz also commented on this: Uh… yay?

Lavitz wrote on drAt's Wall: You said your name was Dart, right?

drAt wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Of course I did! Why?

Lavitz wrote on drAt's Wall: Um… you spelled your name wrong

drAt commented on this: No I didn't!

Lavitz also commented on this: Yes, you did.

drAt also commented on this: Lavitz, I think I would be able to tell if I misspelled my own name.

Status Update: Lavitz has a weird friend.

drAt commented on this: What's that supposed to mean?

Shana has joined Facebook.

Shana has joined the group Hellena Prison Sucks Big-Time.

Status Update: drAt Made it out of Hellena. Alive, obviously. Yay! :D

Status Update: Shana Thank goodness we all got out of that horrible place.

Status Update: Lavitz is thinking that if he ever had to leave the Knighthood, he ought to try his hand at being a cowboy.

drAt commented on this: don't get carried away, pal.

drAt and Shana are now friends.

Lavitz and Shana are now friends.

Shana wrote on drAt's Wall: Dart, you spelled your name wrong again.

Lavitz commented on this: I tried to tell him that, but he wouldn't listen.

drAt also commented on this: I did not spell my name wrong!

Shana also commented on this: D-a-r-t…

drAt also commented on this: I don't know what you're talking about… oh. Oops.

Lavitz joined the group Basil is a Country, not an Aromatic Herb.

Lavitz became a fan of The Color Green.

Lavitz became a fan of Spears.

Dart became a fan of Swords.

Dart has joined the group Does Anybody Else Think Fruegal's Belly Wiggles and Jiggles Like a Bowl of Jell-O?

Lavitz commented on this: Um… no comment.

Dart also commented on this: You commented on this just to say no comment?

Shana also commented on this: What the hell is Jell-O?

Shana became a fan of The Color White.

Shana joined the group As a Matter of Fact, I Do Know First Aid.

Lavitz commented on this: I'm not complaining. Thanks for that, by the way.

Shana also commented on this: You're welcome :)

Shana became a fan of Cuddly Animals.

Dart became a fan of Sleep.

Dart became a fan of Food.

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Um, Lavitz? Is there any way to Bale that doesn't include going through a creepy cave?

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: Nope.

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Damn it.

Status Update: Dart really hates caves.

Status Update: Lavitz is really getting tired of those Ugly Balloon things.

Status Update: Shana knows perfectly well that the two males in this party are passing gas—don't give me crap about the wind or the monsters.

Dart commented on this: You know I'd never do such a thing—it was all Lavitz!

Lavitz also commented on this: I beg to differ, Mr. Spiky Hair

Dart also commented on this: You leave my hair out of this, buster.

Lavitz, Dart, and Shana became fans of Rock Fireflies

Status Update: Dart may hate caves, but giant snakes are even worse.

Status Update: Lavitz may have to murder Dart if he doesn't stop complaining.

Status Update: Shana is a little weirded out…

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Tell me something, Lavitz. Why is the capital city of Basil named after a bundle of hay?

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: Dart… you're my friend and all, but sometimes you can be really stupid.

Dart commented on this: I'm not stupid, I'm slightly dyslexic!

Lavitz and King Albert are now friends.

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Hey, Lavitz… is there any particular reason why King Albert has a secret slide in his chamber?

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: And you know about this how?

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: DON'T CALL ME A CREEPER!

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: um… I didn't

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: oh

Dart became a fan of Naps.

Dart became a fan of Grilling Thick Pieces of Meat.

Dart became a fan of Swinging Swords in Peoples' Houses.

Lavitz commented on this: You're a riot, Dart, you really are.

Status Update: Shana helped Lavitz's mother cook today—and nothing burned! :)

Dart and Lavitz like this.

Lavitz became a fan of Jerky.

Dart wrote on Shana's Wall: Don't look now, but I think Mr. Tough Knight Guy is a momma's boy.

Lavitz commented on this: Oh, shut up Dart.

Status Update: Lavitz is departing for Hoax.

Status Update: Dart has a wedgie.

Shana joined the group Guys Can Be Really Annoying.

Status Update: Dart is really bored. Guard duty is really boring.

Status Update: Dart is still bored.

Status Update: Dart is going to fall asleep soouhjgutufgkdtfbhZKLFOWY…

Status Update: Dart is sorry about that last status—fell asleep.

Status Update: Dart has another wedgie.

Lavitz commented on this: DART! It's almost nightfall. Quit screwing around and pay attention!

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Not to sound cliché or anything, but I've got a bad feeling about this.

Rose has joined Facebook.

Status Update: Rose What the hell is this Facebook thing, and why the hell am I on it? Dragoon or not, I ought to kill that spiky-haired half-wit Dart.

Status Update: Dart last night was pretty much the craziest night of my life. Seriously. Crazier than the night when I was so drunk that I stuck my head in a watermelon. Or was it my butt? I forget.

Lavitz commented on this: Does this mean you stuck either your head or your butt in a watermelon, or does it mean you stuck your head in either a watermelon or your butt?

Dart also commented on this: Dude, I honestly can't remember.

Dart and Rose has joined the group We Are the Dragoons.

Status Update: Rose is surrounded by incompetent morons.

Rose ignored a friend request from Dart.

Rose ignored a friend request from Shana.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Dart wrote on the We Are the Dragoons group's Wall: What's the deal, Rose? Why are you ignoring our friend requests?

Rose became a fan of The Color Black.

Rose joined the group I Enjoy Inflicting Pain on People Who Annoy Me.

Shana wrote on Dart's Wall: If Rose saved your life before, how's come you never mentioned it before?

Dart wrote on Shana's Wall: I kinda forgot to. Hey, I was busy!

Status Update: Dart thought the cave was bad. The marsh is definitely worse.

Status Update: Lavitz Rose keeps glaring at me. What did I do?

Dart commented on this: I think it's just because you exist, man.

Lavitz also commented on this: Thanks, Dart. I feel so much better.

Status Update: Shana I hope I don't end up twisting an ankle in this mud.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Status Update: Shana I had to open my mouth. How embarrassing. But even more embarrassing was getting a piggy-back ride from Dart.

Dart commented on this: but you always loved my piggy-back rides…

Shana also commented on this: Dart, I was like six years old.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Status Update: Rose it's a pity Shana and Dart would notice if I tied Lavitz to a tree and left him there.

Status Update: Lavitz isn't too fond of going over Volcano Villude.

Status Update: Shana Oh, no… Dart's singing the Fire Song.

Status Update: Dart All this fire makes me want to sing the Fire Song. It goes like this: I see fire, la la la, fire, fire, fire, la la la, pretty pretty fire, la la la, touch the pretty fire, la la OUCH! I see a fire, la la la…

Shana, Rose, and Lavitz joined the group The Anti-Fire Song Group.

Rose wrote on Shana's Wall: Has Dart always been this stupid?

Dart commented on this: I'm not stupid, I'm slightly dyslexic! Wait… how can you write on her Wall when she's not even your Friend?

Rose also commented on this: That's for me to know, and for you to keep guessing until the day you die.

Dart wonders if it was his singing that caused Fire Bird to chase everybody…

Rose commented on this: You know, that's very plausible.

Dart also commented on this: How do you keep doing that?!

Rose also commented on this: For every idiotic thing you do, you get one day closer to knowing.

Status Update: Dart gets the feeling that Rose just threatened him…

Rose likes this.

Status Update: Shana is feeling…

Lavitz commented on this: feeling what?

Status Update: Dart That was one big-ass monster.

Status Update: Rose Virage. Definitely not good.

Status Update: Shana …

Status Update: Lavitz Fish puppy biscuit. HEE HEE HEE!

Shana commented on this: Lavitz, are you alright?

Lavitz also commented on this: sure THING wiggle worm! My xylophone is in my pants.

Dart also commented on this: That virage hit him with some kind of confusion spell. It hasn't worn off yet.

Lavitz has joined the group LOOK! BEAVERS!

Lavitz has joined the group I'm a BUNNY!

Status Update: Lavitz feels really out of it… what happened?

Status Update: Rose wonders how many brain cells you would have to lose to be as scatter-brained as that Dabas guy…

Status Update: Dart JUST HOW MANY OF THESE BIG-ASS MONSTERS DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT?

Rose commented on this: You do know we're on our way to fight a dragon, right?

Dart also commented on this: How can you do that if you're not my Friend?! It's driving me insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Dart also commented on this: Dragon? Of course I know about the dragon! uh, do we really have to fight it?

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: I didn't realize that dragons built nests… I mean, when I hear the word 'nest,' I usually think about birds…

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Maybe dragons and birds are relatives?

Status Update: Lavitz I vote on electing a new leader, seeing as our current one led us all falling down a hole, and a hole we may not get out of alive.

Rose likes this.

Rose commented on this: For once I agree with you.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Just give it up, man.

Status Update: Lavitz is now a Dragoon :D

Status Update: Rose idiotic, naïve, stupid, idealistic, moronic knight…

Lavitz has joined the group We Are the Dragoons.

Status Update: Rose Maybe it's me, but for some unexplainable reason, whenever this merry little band has problems, it usually has something to do with Shana…

Status Update: Lavitz is amazed that Dart was able to haul a half-conscious Shana up that big-ass spider web. What the heck is with those spider webs, anyway? Or are they dragon-webs? Anyway, for a few minutes I thought Shana was going to fall and die.

Status Update: Dart we got to Lohan. But they can't do anything to help Shana. :( Why does my life suck?

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: Lohan's a huge place. We'll find something that will help.

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Did you see that enormous bird? And those people are gonna eat it?

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: Dart, we're supposed to be looking for Dragoni plants… you know… to save Shana? Getting sidetracked with giant birds isn't going to help.

Dart commented on this: I know what we're… I wasn't getting… never mind, you're right.

Status Update: Rose is amazed by the amount of lunacy running amok in this world. And that merchant, Dabas, has more than his fair share. And we're going to trust him? Oh well. It's all Our Brilliant Leader's fault if we fail.

Status Update: Rose Must. Not. Murder. Dart. But. It's. So. Hard. Not. To. Idiot. Paid. 10000 gold. For a stupid bottle we could have gotten for free. That's it, I'm killing him right now.

Status Update: Dart got a heck of a deal on a bottle today. But for some reason Rose keeps staring at me with a twitching eye. Wait, she's coming over—what is she NH amt4;fewjADEFHWILGFHiuheffaeluDJdgrhu7uih

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: You saved my life back there, man. I thought Rose was gonna kill me. Why is she so pissed off?

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: She was probably… overreacting to the fact that you kinda made a bad deal on that bottle.

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: What, did she expect me to be able to get it for free or something?

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Rose joined the group None of My Friends Understand How Therapeutic It Is To Stab People.

Dart has joined the group I'm Officially Terrified of Rose.

Status Update: Lavitz has a lot on his mind: 1. Shana needs help. 2. The only way we can do that is to go back to the Dragon's Nest and jumping down that effing hole again. 3. I'm afraid Rose is gonna try to kill Dart again. 4. Rose won't be my Friend. *Sigh.*

Dart commented on this: Lavitz, I don't understand why you want to be her Friend so bad. But you might as well give it up—she's never going to accept your requests.

Lavitz has joined the group I Hate Holes.

Dart has joined the group Climbing Up Giant Spider Webs Makes Me Feel Like a Demi-Spider Super Hero.

Rose commented on this: Dart, you're an idiot.

Dart also commented on this: I'm not stupid, I'm slightly dyslexic! And don't hurt me please…

Status Update: Dart melted the plant with water. That was pretty sweet.

Status Update: Rose Shirley…

Status Update: Lavitz wonders what this shrine is going to be like.

Dart commented on this: Can't be any tougher than anything we've already done, can it? It'll be ridiculously tame, I'll bet.

Lavitz also commented on this: Yeah, you're probably right.

Status Update: Dart WHO THE HECK DESIGNED THIS PLACE AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE BOOBY-TRAPS?! THIS PLACE IS SO STINKING TOUGH TO MANUVER IN! I CAN'T GO THREE STEPS WITHOUT FALLING THROUGH A TRAP DOOR OR HAVING A TREASURE CHEST YELL AT ME! STOP YELLING AT ME, YOU STUPID CHESTS!

Rose likes this.

Status Update: Lavitz Why are there monsters in this place? And what is it for?

Status Update: Rose She asked me if I hadn't really thought about. I've had plenty of time, don't you think? And reawakening the old me? Huh. I find that hard to believe. Oh well. Rest in Peace, Shirley.

Status Update: Dart No Dragoni Plant, but a Dragoon spirit. Hey, if it works, I ain't complaining.

Status Update: Lavitz Trekking away back to Lohan. Which means jumping down that hole. Again.

Status Update: Dart is… lost. Kinda forget which building Shana is in… um…

Status Update: Dart Well, who woulda thunk it? It was the door we passed like six times.

Status Update: Rose ought to have seen that coming. Another Dragoon.

Status Update: Dart is beginning to think his entire life will be comprised of HOLY CRAP moments.

Lavitz likes this.

Rose commented on this: I'm amazed that you know a word like 'comprised'

Status Update: Lavitz Now we're all Dragoons :)

Status Update: Shana is finally back… I can't believe I turned out to be a Dragoon too.

Shana has joined the group We Are The Dragoons.

Dart has become a fan of Sugar.

Shana commented on this: That's not good.

Rose also commented on this: No, it's not.

Status Update: Dart *bounce**bounce**bounce**bounce**bounce**bounce*haha I wrote the word bounce :D! YAY!

Shana wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: Who gave Dart the sugar?

Lavitz wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: I didn't know he'd literally bounce everywhere!

Rose wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: You have an alarming lack of intelligence, Lavitz.

Lavitz wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: :(

Status Update: Dart whoa… I shouldn't have begged Lavitz for that bag of sweets… major sugar drain. But I was hungry.

Shana commented on this: Typical guy, only thinking about his stomach.

Dart also commented on this: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I GET HUNGRY!

Shana also commented on this: Take it easy Dart, it was a joke.

Dart also commented on this: A joke? Oh, right. Sorry about that. Don't scare me like that, Shana, I thought you were turning into Rose.

Status Update: Dart is ready to kick some butt at this Hero Competition thing

Lavitz commented on this: Good luck, man. You're lucky I can't compete, otherwise you'd be ridiculously humiliated.

Dart also commented on this: Right. Whatever you say. But thanks.

Shana also commented on this: Good luck, Dart!

Dart also commented on this: Thanks Shana :)

Rose also commented on this: Ten gold says he gets wiped out in the very first match.

Dart also commented on this: DANG IT, ROSE! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH? AND HOW DO YOU DO THAT WITHOUT BEING MY FRIEND?

Status Update: Shana I hope Dart doesn't hurt himself.

Status Update: Rose I should have known these guys were a bunch of pushovers. Oh well.

Status Update: Lavitz just won ten gold :D

Status Update: Dart met up with his old buddy Haschel! :)

Status Update: Lavitz wow, Dart is unbeatable! I think he could go all the way!

Rose commented on this: I don't think you've been paying much attention to the opposition. That Lloyd person… he's really good. I don't think Dart stands a chance against him.

Lavitz also commented on this: You think so, do you? I'll bet you 30 gold that Dart can beat him and win it all.

Rose also commented on this: I'll take that bet.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Status Update: Dart Whoa… that was nuts. That was…nuts. That Lloyd guy is so fast that it's insane. I think my brain stopped working, it's so insane. Although I don't understand how I got third and Haschel got second, considering we both got beat by Lloyd.

Status Update: Rose Well, I got my money back.

Status Update: Rose That knight is a complete moron.

Status Update: Lavitz is hiding, please don't try to find me.

Shana commented on this: Hiding from Rose?

Dart also commented on this: Dude, it's Rose. Quite frankly, I'm surprised she didn't do anything worse than slap you

Lavitz also commented on this: It… really hurt.

Status Update: Shana having some fun with Dart.

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: Dart, you *were* paying attention when I was talking to you, right? You seemed awfully interested in those chipmunks…

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Chipmunks?! WHERE?! Um… I mean, yeah, I was paying attention.

Status Update: Dart just experienced another couple of HOLY CRAP moments, but he can't decide which is bigger—the fact that Bale is under occupation and King Albert is imprisoned or the fact that Haschel just socked Lavitz into oblivion… Note to self: don't get on the wrong side of Haschel—wait, I already knew that.

Haschel has joined Facebook.

Haschel and Dart are now friends.

Haschel and Shana are now friends.

Haschel and Lavitz are now friends.

Rose ignored a friend request from Haschel.

Status Update: Lavitz is going to Hellena. Now.

Dart commented on this: We're all going. Take it easy, Lavitz.

Status Update: Haschel thinks he likes this Facebook thing.

Dart wrote on Haschel's Wall: Um… Haschel? According to your profile, you're younger than me. And I'm pretty sure that isn't your picture.

Haschel wrote on Dart's Wall: Of course it's my picture! Take a good look at it!

Dart wrote on Haschel's Wall: Haschel… you aren't blonde.

Haschel wrote on Dart's Wall: So?

Dart wrote on Haschel's Wall: Haschel… that's really low-handed and dishonest, lying about your age to meet chicks. Not to mention creepy. And it ought to be illegal.

Haschel wrote on Dart's Wall: grrr, fine, I'll change it. Spoilsport.

Haschel joined the group I Can Seriously Kill You With My Bare Hands. No. I'm Not Joking.

Haschel became a fan of The Rouge Art

Haschel became a fan of The Color Violet

Haschel joined the group Hellena Prison Sucks Big-Time.

Rose joined the group I Don't Get Why Everybody Else Makes Such A Big Deal About Hellena Prison.

Status Update: Dart I think my Dart senses are tingling.

Shana commented on this: Um… your "Dart senses?"

Lavitz also commented on this: What the hell are your Dart senses?

Dart also commented on this: They're these gut feelings that something bad is gonna happen.

Haschel also commented on this: Dart, don't be so daft. You got those so-called Dart senses every time you feel constipated.

Dart also commented on this: I did not! And I'm not stupid, I'm slightly dyslexic!

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: I told you so!

Dart wrote on Shana's Wall: Told you so!

Dart wrote on Haschel's Wall: I told you! My Dart senses do work! Who's constipated now?

Haschel wrote on Dart's Wall: You are.

Status Update: Rose trapped in a big stinking pit. Wonderful. Another excellent maneuver executed by Our Brilliant Leader. And speaking of Dart, he looks kind of constipated…

Dart, Shana, Lavitz, and Haschel joined the group Why Are the Monsters Always So Big?.

Status Update: Haschel it sure is highly convenient that the giant monster Jiango fell right where the stairway is…

Status Update: Shana he doesn't get it, does he?

Haschel commented on this: No offense, Shana, but he can be pretty daft about the most common-sense situations. He ought to get it into his thick skull eventually. If not, I'll punch it in with my fists.

Shana also commented on this: Haha, thank you Haschel. That made me smile, although I don't think that would do Dart any good.

Haschel also commented on this: hmmm, perhaps you're right.

Status Update: Lavitz Fruegal is going down.

Dart, Rose, Shana, and Haschel like this.

Rose ignored a friend request from Lavitz.

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: Hey Lavitz, I know a big serious matter is at hand and all, but I wanna ask you something… do you know how to dance the Funky Chicken?

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: What… the… hell? Why are you asking me this?

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: I don't know—it just pooped into my head.

Dart commented on this: oops… I wrote pooped. I meant to say popped.

Lavitz wrote on Dart's Wall: Um… right. Well, for your information, no, I do not know how to do the Funky Chicken.

Dart wrote on Lavitz's Wall: We ought to learn it together sometime, then.

Lavitz commented on this: DART!

Status Update: Dart %%^%$&^&^&%^$$%$#^&%&%&$^^%$&^! WHY THE #$%^ DOES MY LIFE #$%^ING SUCK? DAMN IT!

Status Update: Shana RIP Lavitz :'(

Status Update: Haschel It's not right…

Status Update: Rose The Dragon Buster. Lloyd. How did he get it? And… Lavitz. Lavitz is gone. The courageous fool. I've known too many of them. You'd think I'd stop caring by now…

Albert and Dart are now friends.

Albert and Shana are now friends.

Albert and Haschel are now friends.

Rose ignored a friend request from Albert

Rose ignored a friend request from Dart.

Rose ignored a friend request from Shana.

Rose ignored a friend request from Haschel.

Status Update: Albert He's gone…

Albert joined the group We Are The Dragoons.

Albert wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: We cannot grieve forever. Lavitz would have wanted us to carry on.

Shana wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: You're absolutely right, Albert.

Dart wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: Yeah, you're right! We gotta carry on, or… or Lavitz's death will be in vain! We've got stuff to do! And when this war is over with, I'm learning the Funky Chicken!

Rose wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: What the hell? Funky chicken? I don't even want to know.

Status Update: Albert on to the Black Castle. We're ending this.

Dart, Haschel, Shana, and Rose like this.

Status Update: Dart is getting a sense of déjà vu walking through this forest.

Albert became a fan of The Color Green.

Albert joined the group Basil is a Country, not an Aromatic Herb.

Albert joined the group Does Anybody Else Think Fruegal's Belly Wiggles and Jiggles Like Jell-o?

Rose commented on this: What the hell?

Albert also commented on this: Well, one can certainly notice the similarities…

Dart also commented on this: I knew I couldn't be the only one! You rock, Albert!

Albert also commented on this: Erm… thank you, I suppose.

Rose also commented on this: The guy's dead. What difference does it make?

Dart wrote on Albert's Wall: Hey Albert, there's something that's been bugging me for a long time… Why do you have a slide in your room?

Albert wrote on Dart's Wall: What are you, a creeper or something?

Dart wrote on Albert's Wall: ….No.

Status Update: Albert is slightly concerned about the people he recently joined up with.

Status Update: Rose Sandora, Basil—an idiot's an idiot no matter where you go. Dragon feathers. Psh.

Status Update: Haschel ought to whack those annoying Sandora soldiers.

Status Update: Dart not to sound mean or anything, but what kind of name is Popo?

Rose commented on this: What kind of name is Dart?

Dart also commented on this: Shut up! And HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?

Albert also commented on this: Dart, unless my observations are faulty, which I doubt… A person can "comment" on these "statuses" even if they are not "friends."

Dart also commented on this: You can? Ohhhhhhhhh….

Status Update: Haschel You've got to love anticlimaxes. Hahahahahahaha! The crazy idiot turned himself into a dog! Classic! Hahahahahahaha!

Dart, Shana, and Rose like this.

Status Update: Rose Watching Dart fall down a garbage disposal makes my day.

Dart commented on this: Shut up, Rose.

Dart also commented on this: Oh, what now, Rose? I'M commenting on YOUR status… BURN!

Rose also commented on this: You are an idiot.

Dart also commented on this: I'm slightly dyslexic!

Status Update: Albert collecting stones seems like an odd way to power an elevator…

Status Update: Shana Grr, that Rose…

Rose commented on this: What?

Shana also commented on this: Don't talk to me right now.

Rose also commented on this: Why not?

Shana also commented on this: Damn it, I mean it Rose!

Rose also commented on this: Bite me.

Haschel also commented on this: Wow… I'm just going to keep my distance for a while.

Status Update: Dart I thought we had seen the end of Kongol… Rose looks really pissed… and so does Shana…

Status Update: Albert Uncle, here I come.

Status Update: Rose I should really stop being surprised by now.

Status Update: Dart another HOLY CRAP moment brought to you by Dart's life

Haschel joined the group We Are The Dragoons.

Shana, Dart, and Albert like this.

Status Update: Dart So we go on with our quest. Gonna find Lloyd and kick his ass!

Haschel, Albert, Shana, and Rose like this.

Dart became a fan of Potatoes.

Rose commented on this: What the hell?

End of Disk One. Please insert Disk Two.