What a team we have here. A true offensive power. They may not be the prettiest side, but the goals are sure to come with a fury. The squad looks more than capable of overwhelming previous incarnations the Ginger XI, Middle Earth XI, and LMFAO XI. Lalas makes another surprise inclusion, his third straight such honor.

Defenders: Alexi Lalas, Steve Bould, John Metgod, Jaap StamMidfielders: Yordan Letchkov, Peter Noble, Zinedine Zidane, Bobby CharltonForward: Grzegorz Lato, GervinhoGoalkeeper:Brad Fiedel Manager: Martin Jol

But it’s the depth astounds here, with stalwarts such as Arjen Robben, Alfredo de Stefano, Attilio Lombardo, Wesley Sneijder, Michael Bradley, Esteban Cambiasso, Stephen Ireland and David Armstrong all coming off the bench when the occasion calls.

Obviously, the great Pierluigi Collina will serve as the team’s official referee.