I came home tonight (Friday) and found mail addressed to my parents. Being the kid I am, I opened it immediately, and thank goodness I did. It was my Secret Santa gift! I was a little confused at first, because it had an advertisement for a pink canister of pepper spray and a letter/survey about marketing cards sent to parents of female college students in Illinois. I answered the survey, and there was a return envelope, so it is in the mail!

The hilarity as I gradually understood that I am incredibly gullible and someone in South Carolina would not care about a female student in Illinois unless they were my secret santa was enough of a kick, but I also got a $5 Starbucks card! I was planning on going to Starbucks tomorrow before work! Woo hoo, free drinks.

Thank you, Alan, my gifter. My parents didn't understand, but it totally made my night.