Man, I’m…I’m feeling kinda randy today…maybe I’m just excited to see Keebo…

He did ask me to upgrade one of his functions after all…speaking of which…

Where the hell is that robo-bastard? If he doesn’t show up soon, I’m gonna start cutting throats!

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UGH! Where the fuck IS he!?

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Keebo! There you are! Bold of you to keep my golden brain wai-

-ting…wait…Huh!?

Alright, but consider this. I can give you any function you want AND I can import it into you really fast with no effort!

AND, I’ll do it completely for free! No strings attached!

Hmm…well I’m not currently being charged for my maintenance, but you make a convincing argument…But still…

What’s wrong? D-Do you doubt my talent?

No! Of course I don’t! It’s just…well…

All I want is to help and take a look to see how you function! I have no plans to modify you in any way, shape or form without your permission!

Plus, I’m a much better guy for maintenance that someone like HER…

Like “her?” Are you perhaps talking about-

HEY! DICK-TWISTERS!

GAAH!

AH! Miu!?

Well, well, speak of the devil! Miu Iruma herself! No one asked you to come here you-

Shut the fuck up, Yam-asshole Kiss-your-ass-i! I’m here for Keebo, so go suck your own dick and get out of my sight!

It’s YAMATO KI-SA-RA-GI!

Miu, listen. I don’t know how much of that you heard, but I assure you I-

No, don’t even try it! I’m not stupid Keebo…

You’re…cheating on me, aren’t you?

Miu, don’t phrase it like that!

N-Now normally…I-I wouldn’t mind…that k-kinda thing is…sort of tantalising…

But of all people, why THIS guy!? What’s he got over me!?

It’s obvious if you think about it…

It’s because I’m the better inventor and the more trustworthy of the two of us…

In your dreams asswipe!

Well, unlike SOME people, I make inventions that are beneficial to society!

The fuck does that mean!? My inventions are SUPER beneficial!

Name one!

Ok! How about those glasses I made that allows you to see through clothes!?

Wh-Where do I even begin with that one?

Why do you sound so disappointed!? There’s a ton of perverted assfaces out there that would be creaming their pants over an invention like that!

What you’re doing with your inventions is making waste to the valuable resources the academy provides for you!

If I leave Keebo to you, you’ll probably modify him with yet another erotic function!

Yamato, wait! Listen to me for a mo-

Bold of you to assume that all my work is pervy! I’ve made loads of inventions that do really useful stuff!

Well, THIS oughta be good…

I’ve made amazing inventions that lets people work while they sleep, eat while they sleep, read while they sleep-

Th-They all involve sleeping…That is…



the most obsolete and lame idea I have ever heard from another inventor!

C-Can the two of you just listen to me for a mome-

Listen here, Kiss-your-ass-i! I’m the one true Ultimate Inventor! NOT YOU! Keebo is MINE!

Insulting me is one thing; one thing I’m more willing to accept. But if you bring my genius inventions into this, then I’ll carve you wide open with a chainsaw!

He doesn’t belong to you! And I don’t trust you with him either! As for the chainsaw, I invite you to try!

Tch…Desperate times call for desperate measures!

WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND LISTEN FOR ONE MOMENT!?

AAAH!

Yowch that’s bright!

My apologies, but it was the only way I could get both of your attentions…

Yamato. As I mentioned already, you make a very convincing argument.

If I was to go to you for maintenance, I believe I would come out of it with a nice clean body and effectively working functions…

Hah! But of course you would!

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But in regards toy your offer….Sorry, but my answer is no.

Huh!?

Huh!?

In all honesty, I can perfectly understand why you don’t trust Miu to handle me…

She is foul-mouthed, rude, and most of what she says is unintelligible nonsense…

But the one thing she isn’t is untrustworthy.

For example, recall the flashlight function in my eyes that you beheld only moments ago…I was not created with that function.

Don’t tell me…

Huh? O-Oh yeah, I-I gave him that…

And that is but one of many useful bodily functions Miu has given me.

I don’t doubt your skills as an inventor are any less than Miu’s, but she is my classmate and one of my most trusted friends…

So for the time being, I will let her handle my maintenance…

I-I feel so loved!

Keebo, you piece of shit, come here!

Ah…uh…I take it you’re happy?

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Ahahaha….Well, if that’s your choice, then who am I to disagree with you?

Listen Iruma…I still don’t like you very much, and have no intention of taking back what I said about your inventions uses…

But I’m happy knowing that Keebo’s in good hands for maintenance.

Yeah, yeah, whatevs. So Keebo, about that thing you asked me about.

Turns out it’s gonna be a lot harder to get it done that I first thought…

Oh…well, if nothing can be done about it, then I suppose it’s alright…

Hold on, what’s this about?

Huh? Not that it’s any of your business, but Keebo came to me with an idea for a function the other day…

I’m unable to consume food, so I was going to ask Miu if she could incorporate an eating function into me…but it appears that may not be possible…

Then here’s an idea: Why don’t you invent artificial foods that only Kiibo can eat? Stuff he can digest and also feel the taste?

Huh…that’s…not a bad idea…

Oh, but wait…I guess there’s a chance that the food might gum up his joints and circuits, right?

No, no! There’s a way around that! Modify the food to disintegrate after he swallows it! He doesn’t need to shit, so there’s no worry about it exiting his body another way, right?

Oh man that’s awesome! That’s seriously genius!

Well if you hadn’t come up with the idea of the food first, I wouldn’t have-

Er….

Ah…

If I may intervene for a moment…

What I said about your talent earlier Yamato, was genuinely how I feel.

I believe you are worthy of sharing the title of Ultimate Inventor with Miu, no matter how much she disagrees.

If you two can come up with an eating function for me, then why not accept you have things in common and work together?

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L-Looking forward to working with you…Miu Iruma…

Same here…Y-Yamato Kisaragi…





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