1. Why do these girls insist on walking around aimlessly at night?!

2. SOMEONE JUST TRIED TO BLOW THEM UP.

3. Noel pushed someone down the stairs but honestly what relevance does this have to anything?

4. Getting déjà vu from Hanna being mad and Caleb trying to calm her down.

5. Hanna: “A, A.D., Uber A, whatever!”... Hanna is literally me watching this show.

6. OMG Noel Kahn ran over Caleb???

7. Oh, it was a dream. Lame.

8. Ooooh yeah that Haleb chemistry is giving me LIFE.

9. Can’t wait for Caleb and Hanna to hook up again tbh.

10. OMG Hanna he’s trying to help you why don’t you thank him instead of complaining about your new, free, untapped phone.

11. Does the 100% bug-free phone mean they no longer get texts from A.D. though? And let’s be real, if so why didn’t they do this earlier?!

12. Good on Emily for congratulating Aria for lying to her boyfriend. Nice work.

13. I feel so bad for Shay Mitchell having to say all these very badly-written lines.

14. “First off, you can’t root for Nicole not to be alive” - Emily with the savage truthbombs this season, she honestly gives no fucks anymore.

15. Oops, of course Ezra walks in at this point.

16. Hahah Emily, “I think I’m gonna leave”. Nice way to defuse the tension.

17. Aria’s like, “lol bye take me with you”.