Magwatch normally researches this column by slowly flicking through the gossip magazines, shouting out headlines.

"Jealous Ange hits out at Queen Elizabeth!" "J. Lo's bisexual toyboy knits coats for abandoned dogs!" "Prince George has voodoo secrets!"

Illustration: Simon Letch

Today, that stopped. NW has published a story called "Wang Watch", apparently "back by popular demand". It features a selection of famous men photographed outdoors in swimming shorts, exercise wear or closely fitted pants. Some are wet, some are not.

All, judging by the four pages of photos, have a downstairs gentleman and that is the basis for the feature. We are looking at pictures of men where their genitalia can be seen making an impression on their clothing.