Here’s my attempt at translating Kasumi’s introduction in Dengeki Online! As always, please let me know if you find errors.

This is mainly an SIF-style dialogue. Kasumi says everything in the dialogue, addressing the reader, an older student at the school. The rest of the article is her introduction from the PDP website (see here for my translation of that).

(…if the images are weirdly sized, blame tumblr.)

Kasumi Nakasu is honest and cute, but a little black-hearted!?

Kasumi-chan is a first-year student at Nijigasaki High School. She likes cute things so much that her desire to become a school idol is unusually strong.

Since she’s a sore loser, she’ll get angry if you call her “Kasukasu"—please be careful, everyone!

With Kasumi-chan before making her introductory comments

Aaaaa! You discovered me, senpai!

Jeez, you were taking photos here, right? For those videos? [TL note: referring to the PDP members’ self-introduction comments. It seems that in-world, they’re actually videos.]

Eh? Where did I hear that? From someone in your class—.

I pretended to cry a little—well, actually, I said, ”It feels like senpai is keeping a secret from me—would you know anything about that?“. Once I was practically bawling, their answer sure came quickly.

It was super easy, kufufu~

Huh? I really shouldn’t be making fun of people for being simple-minded?

Never mind that, senpai, you’re terrible! Terrible!! Ter・ri・ble~!

If you were looking for people to be school idols, you should have asked me first~!

I’d become a school idol for your sake any time! To be honest, I’ve always wanted to become one! Well, I kept that a secret from everyone, though.

So, please shoot my introductory comment video! Because if we work together, I’ll work really really hard on it!

"OK”? Yay—! While we’re at it, I have another question for you—if you have me, then you don’t need anyone else, right~?

Right? It’s not too late, you know? Let’s do this school idol thing, with just the two of us—

Aw, you won't—? But why—?

Ah, I see. It’s hard to reject people, yeah? Uh-huh, I get it. After all, you’re a nice person!

If that’s so, hmm… yes, I’ve come up with a great plan! Fuffufu~

First, I’ll lay out a ton of snacks in the classroom! People will surely be scrambling for them, right~. I know I would be.

Once they’ve filled their bellies, there’s no way they’ll be in any shape to be a school idol. Kufufu, this is a magnificent plan. I’ll name it “Snack Seduction: A Saga of Stuffed Suckers”! [TL note: the original says “rivals” rather than “suckers”, but I couldn’t resist the alliteration~]

Now that we’ve figured that out, I’m gonna head out to buy the snac…… what? “Once I’m done taking photos, I’ll give you croquette bread, so calm down”? Come on, there’s no way the devious tactician Kasumin is going to fall for—wait, croquette bread—!?

W-well, hurry up, then!

I want to eat with you on the rooftop once you’re done! Come on!