Available now on Walmart.com, a plush, 14-inch "Anthony Carmelo" doll that looks...exactly like Jeremy Lin? That's right, and it can be all yours for only $13.88!

Forget the fact that Lin hasn't been on the Knicks since 2012, or that Carmelo's jersey number is "7" and not "17": there are pretty clear distinctions between Lin and Carmelo that any discerning human being or listing service being should be able to pick out on the spot.

We are, of course, talking about Melo's hat collection. The fact that this plush doll didn't come with its own set of exotic pork pies, berets, and top hats should've been a dead giveaway for the Walmart staff.

Was this a good use of my time? pic.twitter.com/mQnEgtOg6E — Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) December 15, 2014

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