So my Fiance and I are both reddit users and have participated in many exchanges over the years. We both LOOOVE Halloween and decided to go in together on this exchange to save a little cash for our upcoming move.

Seriously halloween is a HUGE deal to us. It is so big we have developed it into a gift giving occasion in our household and always watch a billion horror movies and go to haunted houses and multiple trips to the pumpkin patch for multiple jackolantern pumpkins. We are going as a genderbended Jack Skellington and Sally to San Diego Comicon in a couple years. WE LOVE HALLOWEEN!

Words can not describe how blown away we were to find a monstrous box on our front step one day. I mean HUGE! It nearly covered our whole coffee table. The pictures provided should give the unboxing experience that we had.

As soon as we opened the box we were greeted by...ourselves. We both did a double take and realized that this wasn't just a picture of us... but one with our eyes gouged out, our throats slashed, and maniacal ramblings scrawled across the page. Ringing the box were other similar love/hate notes from what was clearly our new Murderstalker. YAAAY! We have a Murderstalker!! Every murderstalker needs a good name so why don't we refer to them as The Reddit Reaper (Reaper for short).

My favorite murder note was the one where we had our dog in the picture and around the pup was a note saying "you are the only one who is safe" Hey, at least this psycho has good tastes and loves animals.

So inside the main box Reaper had included a six lovely murdernotes, a code, a message, and a small, medium, and large box. The large box was sealed in chains and very suspiciously stained rags/gauze. The medium box contained four cauldrons and two baby drums of some ungodly concoction. The note said to search inside them for clues to unlock the smaller box's hidden workings. So we open up the first cauldron and find..... CRAFT HERPES!!!!!!!!!! aka glitter needless to say, even though we tried to get it all in a bag, it got everywhere. Inside these six containers was scrabble tiles S R M A E & C. We did a bit of thinking and put them in order to spell out scream and used that word to solve the cipher found on the first love/murder note Reaper wrote us. We then opened the small box to find one of those wall mounted spare key safes. This was awesome in itself because we plan on buying a new home in the next few months (especially now that we have a stalker) so this will come in handy! Using the code we opened the lock box to find keys that unlocked the bloody bandage box. ......... ... ... Pause to look at each other in apprehension. ... ... ... Once the chains were unlocked and the bandages removed, we found two Tupperware containers. One for each of us. We opened them to find.....no severed fingers, no bloody hearts, no dead birds, but EXCELLENT GIFTS!!!! We scored a new halloween sweater for our pup, four skull shot glasses, a GingerDead Man cookie cutter (Fiance loves to bake), yarn(some how Reaper knew I liked to crochet), a Nightmare Before Xmas Munchkin game (Both my fiance and I LOVE munchkin as well as NightmareB4Xmas), a hearse for the Lemax Spooky town (Which my Fiance collects) and two decks of playing cards featuring Zombies and another Famous stalker... Jason(I collect playing card decks). Each item that I added a comment in parentheses was a shock to us because we did not specify these things in our preferences for the exchange, these were all things we have no idea how they knew....Creepy! But awesome!!!! Jordin also Loves his new sweater! Legitimately. He is one of those dogs that prefers wearing clothing (probably because he realizes he gets more cuddles that way cuz he is so cute) and we LOVED every single gift in the box!

Words can NOT in any way shape or form express how blown away we were to find this gift. Not only the money involved in the gifts and shipping but the amount of time and effort they put into stalking and prepping the package. We are absolutely floored!!!!! BEST EXCHANGE EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you, thank you thankyou times a million the the best Halloween santa ever. The spirit of Halloween lives on!