Do you get the impression that while your country fills up, some other one is emptying out? Which one do you think it is? That has never happened – they’re all full. So where could these millions on millions of people be coming from? Did a wizard conjure them just to clog up your traffic?

The answer is obvious: vaginas. Unfortunately, once a woman is pregnant, it’s her body and her choice. Many women decide to keep their babies, and those babies are given amnesty almost immediately once they arrive – to the tune of over 30 million times a day.

Geopolitically, this makes sense. As all mothers know, Russia couldn’t have won World War II without a surplus of disposable people. Ask any pregnant woman or expectant father, and they will tell you that the gears of the state don’t grease themselves. If they are less patriotic, they’ll donate their little territorial paperweight to a revolution, or else a church.

It doesn’t matter to most people which state they’re lending a transfusion – they will naturally look for the best deal, and in return that new country’s draftable population will go up. The trouble is that after decades of trying to out-do the Soviets, the world’s infrastructure is strained to the breaking point. No country hasn’t been touched by this, and yet every day somebody with six kids is trying to complain about immigration.

There is only one kind of immigration: from the future, and there are no border checks in sight. The whole world over, vicious coyotes are smuggling them in their bellies, so that even jobs that haven’t been invented yet will be stolen from the living people who need them. As they push every economy further toward war, they are pitted against their similarly generated peers, and sacrificed to whatever regional conflicts emerge around them over time. They are victims as much as they are weapons.

If you think there’s only so much your country can withstand, and you don’t want it destroyed, don’t put all that effort into bringing it down. Do your part to slow the world’s burn – fence your balls! Men, use condoms, or better yet, get a vasectomy. It is way less painful than betraying the entire human species, and plus, consequence-free sex. Don’t make it a woman’s patriotic duty to abort; it never needs to get to that point, and some of them can’t be trusted to do it.

If you DO want your country to be destroyed, there are faster ways. Just blow it up, dummy.