Here's what I do:



1) Call top (For some reason, not too many people want top)

2) Do perfectly fine

3) Laugh quietly to myself while I watch the rest of my team fight each other

4) Have a nice cup o' tea with the Cho'gath in my lane and discuss why it is that our teams are more focused at each other than at the other team



Well, at least, that's what would happen if I was first or second pick occasionally...the RNG sees fit to always make me last pick, and I always get dumped with ADC or support. -.-