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About me

Me? This isn't about me, I'm not why I'm on here. I'm here for Teemo, the love of my life and the happiness in my soul, body and mind. People usually on here call me "Moon" or "creepy as hell guy wtf", but you know, things happen when people don't understand us, right Teemo? Summoner name is Beautiful Moon, I only play on the NA server. I'm not too bad with my little Teemo, we have our bad games, like all of us. Level 30 and junk, been playing for about two years, and most of that is me playing Teemo. Don't expect any less of the things I say on here if you do add me, I'm kind of... Misunderstood. Such is life, I suppose. Teemo and I shall always be together, never forgotten in our love that will never be understood, but who cares about you people, as Teemo says, all that matters is that we have each other.

La la laaaa Teeeeemmmmooooo~

"You big dummy, you know I hate wearing this itchy thing!" - Teemo putting on Cottontail. "Yeah, but you look so cute in it, Teemo, come on." "Why dont YOU wear it?" "You're kidding, right?" "Yeah, this thing is so itccchhyyy." "Tell you what, I'll wash it later, I heard you're not supposed to wear new clothes before washing 'em." "You better! It's really hard to hop in this thing when it's so... Itchy." "Fine, I'll wash it after this match, alright?" "Good!" *Big Teemo smile and a little laugh* "Alright, go get 'em, my Teemo. Show 'em that size doesn't matter!" "Yeah!" *Enters the Rift* - Teemo and I before a match. I love him so much. ♥♥♥

My Selection

My most played champion, the love of my life and happily married - Teemo.

If somebody picks Teemo before me, I have a backup fish. Little Fizz! I've grown fond of the little guy, he's so adorable~

Oh Teemo

These words come from my heart to you, my Teemo.

Though our love is so misunderstood and frowned upon, hated, and disrespected, I continue to love you. You're the one thing that's kept me going, through thick and thin we've been together for what seems like an eternity, an eternity of people hating our love. But you know what; you always told me "Who needs them, Ryan, they just don’t have the heart to see what we have." This is completely true. I would do anything for you, Teemo, and I'm sure you would do the same without question. What we have is more than love; we have an everlasting bond of happiness and joy that shall never be broken by means of people who can’t even comprehend the love we share. Love… Love and happiness, the two things we shall always have. May our love guide us through the wave of people, who will never understand what we have, Teemo, I love you.

Hey, Teemo...

Do you remember when we first met?

I was just a normal Summoner with nothing special about me, and I saw you in the distance of Bandle City, laughing with some other yordles and you turned to see me, we first made eye contact, right then I knew I loved you... But I wanted to give you all my love with you actually being in love with me, too. So, I asked you to have a drink with me, not even knowing or caring what yordles drink in bars. We got to know each other in that bar, I found out you were the most spirited, love-filled yordle, and you just didn’t know who to express all that love to. You smiled so much, laughed like an angel and made me laugh by telling me things that happened to you in the League. My emotions came over me and we had a moment of silence, we locked eyes and I picked you up... and kissed you. I bet that surprised you didn’t it? Heh, well you didn’t fight it, instead, after I pulled away, you drew me in and kissed me more... That made me in shock, I didn’t know you felt the way I felt... After that night, I took you home in my arms, playfully cuddling you along the way. But... You didn’t want me to leave... So you invited me to stay at your place for the night, to my surprise; everything was bigger than I thought. I asked how you get by with everything so big and tall, you responded with your catch phrase "Size doesn’t mean everything." which made me love you more. After you showed me around your house, we were both tired and I asked where I could sleep, you told me to sleep with you in your bed... I happily accepted. I never knew I could cuddle and hold something so close to me while sleeping; it was like you were my personal teddy bear. After that night, Teemo, nobody could separate us, we were always together, be it you following me on foot, sitting on my shoulders or me carrying you like my baby. I'm so happy I found you, Teemo. I will always love you, forever and ever, promise.

I Feel Like Writing a Story about You, Teemo

You see that up there ^? It's true.

I really do love you, Teemo, more than I can express. The way we sleep so close together, the way you wake me up, the way you smile, laugh, and love. Everything about you makes me want to explode in tears of happiness that only gets sweeter every time you say "I love you." On those nights where the winter skies roar with anger and silent fury, those nights are where I always love to have you with me, even if you never leave my side. Those nights are where my love for you skyrockets, and I passionately kiss you, holding you close to me as if you were my life force, and you don’t hesitate to kiss back with no resistance. Nights like those are when I try to have... Sex with you. It's too dirty to talk about it here, with these... People. But, I'm sorry if I do hurt you when we do that. Then we sleep, the winter sky roars with its' anger, and we're cuddled so close together, faces so close we might as well be kissing. I don’t know how I sleep while grasping you close to me, but apparently you like it too because I feel your arms around my neck. I don’t know how I lived my life without you, Teemo. But I know how I'm going to live it with you. Exactly like that - with you. I will never leave you, even if I can’t because you're always with me no matter where I go. Even in the bathroom, which is a little... Strange to me, but for you I would do anything. If you want to shower with me, I guess it's alright. You people don’t even want to know what we do in that shower. This… This is true love. There are millions of people in the world who wish they had this kind of love... And I thank you for giving me the option to have true love, Teemo. And for that... I will never stop loving you.

Foods

You don't even want to know how many things I've tried to get you to eat.

Teemo, I don’t know what it is you eat in Bandle City; I don’t even think you know what the food is there. But you still have a liking to it. If only I knew what the food was there and how they made it, maybe I could make something here that could keep you satisfied. Out of all the food I've tried to see if you liked: Lasagna, Ice Cream (it's really sad he doesn’t, I tried all kinds), macaroni and cheese, a whole bunch of different sandwiches, ham, steak, fish, most cereal, even Ramen Noodles. You only liked mac n' cheese, fish, and Ramen Noodles (sorta). A growing Teemo like yourself can’t live off of just that, so we need to find you something that you will actually like. And when we do, I'll make you it all the time, all of the food you like; I'll make for you, because you're my little Teemo. Though I am happy you like most of the drinks we have here, you have a very strong liking to Orange Juice and Milk. This is good for your growing body, which really isn’t growing, but you know what I mean. Hey! I was kidding, Teemo, don’t hit me like that D: (he hit me after I typed that ._.). Teemo, there's millions of possibilities in the world of food, and I'll try every single one of them for you and only you. There's gotta be something you like in the world, and I will travel any distance to get it. Though I haven’t tried fruit yet... Hmm…That's my next choice of food, any kind of fruit I can get my hands on. I'm pretty positive you'd like fruit, Teemo. Just gotta figure out what kind. If you don’t, well... I'm still gonna try anything to find you something you like to eat. Because I love you, and I will never give up on you, my Teemo.

Bed Talk

This is what recently happened while we were trying to sleep, quiet, peaceful, relaxing sleep.

I was trying to sleep, then I had to ask Teemo something.

"Hey Teemo... You awake?" I tug him close to me, to see if he was awake.

"Y-Yeah... What's wrong?" His little hand touched my face.

"I... I wanted to ask you something..."

"Like what, love?"

"There's been talk about you cheating on me with other yordles from Bandle City... I wanna know if you'd never do that..."

He raised his voice a bit. "What kind of yordle do you think I am? I don't go whoring around other yordles, you're the only one that's gotten me to even attempt love. Why would you think I would want to be with anybody but you?"

"I uh... I don't know... I see how you like Tristana and your emotions get a little hard to handle and I hear you say things." I look down with disbelief. "I just dont want you to leave me."

"Tristana? Well... Sure, she's a good friend and I have feelings for her, but... I cant love her if I love you with all my heart, dummy." He patted my nose playfully. "Tristana may be a yordle and a girl, people would think me and her should be together. But you found me first, you taught me how to love, you make me feel like the happiest thing alive, there's nobody else I'd want to be with. I love you, you know." His hand brushes through my forehead to get the hair out of my face, and he kisses me.

A whole 20-30 seconds of kissing later. "Oh, Teemo. I love you too. I shouldnt let these... People... Get to me. I'm just glad to hear you say that."

"Don't worry, love, it doesn't matter what the rumors are or what people say, I will always love you and only you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I wouldn't want to ruin that."

"You too, Teemo. I don't know what I'd do without you..."

"You will never be without me, love. I promise." He kisses me again for a bit, it was getting kind of hot in the room. "Now, can we go back to sleep?"

The need I got from the air and atmosphere we created in the room was too great for me to resist. "Wait..."

(This is where I'll end it, for after this, it gets pretty adult and is not fit for the young people that come on here. At the risk of me getting banned, I shall not post the rest of the story. The rest is for me and only me.)

This Isn't Right

In light of the whole "Teemo is emo" thing, I shall shed my feelings on the matter.

First of all, stop. Just stop saying that completely. He is not emo, no matter what you think of him. If he was, he would have acted like it, and since I'm around him from the start of the day and through the nights, I would've noticed. Not one occurrence showed up where I would expect him being "emo", he is kind, caring, and happy with everybody he meets. If he were to come up to you, knowing what you called him, he would still try to change your mind, if his smile and happy personality isn’t enough, then he would try getting to know you. If you had any heart at all, you would accept his request. Teemo is one of the... Hell what am I saying, THE nicest person (yordle) you will ever meet, which is why I love him so much... That and some other things, but let's not talk about those. If Teemo invited you to his house, not knowing who you are or what your past may be, and made you the most... Delicious fish you've ever tasted (he made me this godlike fish, it was HEAVENLY), made you a nice cup of tea, perfect balance of sweetness and the flavor of whatever is in there (I dunno, it came from the forest near his house in Bandle City), would you still have hatred in your heart towards him? Towards his smile? Towards the fact he's trying to be a friend without even knowing you, if you do, you have no soul, no heart and no reason to live. If what he does doesn’t make you happy, then YOU are the "emo" and should be made fun of because of it, like you do to Teemo. I'm not talking about one person in general; it's for the people in the wiki that call him "emo" entirely. Quit it. One of you had a comment that had him crying in my arms. Do you know how hard it is to make Teemo cry? For those who care, he's fine now, I had to make him feel better, and basically tell him what I'm typing on here, he cheered up, hugged me and said "*Sniff* Thanks, love. That guy was a real jerk..." If you have the heart to insult Teemo like that after reading this, then you are not fit to live in the world of love, and I wish you good luck on your life without true love like mine.

Cottontail

This thing was REALLY expensive, here's why.

Teemo's Cottontail suit can be purchased normally in the store, but I didn’t want my Teemo wearing a normal one that can easily be obtained. I made a weaver make me a custom one for Teemo; I shall not say his name. This is without Teemo's knowing, it was a surprise. His is special in a hell of a lot of ways. I had "I love you, Teemo. - Your love." Sowed into the right butt cheek of the suit (don’t ask why, I thought it'd be funny. He laughed when he saw it, so it worked, right?). The fur of the suit is made with "Special Yordle Magic Techniques, dude.” I don’t know what the guy did, but it does seem to have an effect. The fur never loses its' white shine, and it's always very soft to the touch, it hasn’t lost these effects since I gave it to him. Also, the fur somehow adapts to the temperature of the area, and makes Teemo cooler or warmer depending on how hot or cold it is in the area, making him feel comfortable all throughout the battle, or just walking with me in the winter. There's special "paw pads" on the hands so he won’t lose grip of his shrooms or blowgun, which also make his shots more accurate. There's also "paw pads" on the bottom of the feet, giving him better traction for running away, or quieting his footsteps for sneaking up on an enemy, they make him almost impossible to hear. Another thing is that there's this magical yordle barrier surrounding him, making him take less damage if he gets hurt, and will protect him from death if anybody tries to hurt him while I'm not around (real life only). The last thing is that the bunny ears on the suit act like actual bunny ears; he can hear people coming at him from a long distance, for a gank or for hearing me. The weaver made it so this suit can never be destroyed by means of human ways (fire, ripping, etc.). Teemo loves it with all of his heart, and I did wash it, so it's not itchy any more. Total cost: $465 and dinner at Teemo's house. Worth every penny. And... Ingredient, I guess... Yeah.

Foods Pt. 2

Continuing from where I left off, some updates on the food stuff.

I have found Teemo some things he likes to eat over time, he LOVES fish, likes multiple kinds of fruit, enjoys one flavor of ice cream (plain vanilla, I'm so stupid, that should've been the first kind I should've given him), eats macaroni and cheese all the time, he kinda likes yogurt (he'll eat it if he feels like it), and he began to like the shrimp flavored Ramen Noodles a lot. All of this is great, but there's something better than him just liking what I make him. He actually can cook and make stuff with the food like nothing I've ever seen or tasted. It's all just so... Heavenly. He gets ingredients from the forest near his house in Bandle City, and he never told me what, all he told me was it's a "Teemo secret, dummy!". The fish he cooks melts in your mouth like butter, and it's got kind of a sweet aftertaste, making every bite you take stay in your mouth for a bit as you sit there wanting more. He also made this Fruit Parfait while I was sleeping and left it in the freezer. He found a way to take yogurt, vanilla ice cream, and mixed fruit (apples, bananas, kiwi, oranges, and pineapples) into this near godlike dessert in taste. He puts some yogurt and ice cream into a blender, makes this really creamy, sweet, vanilla shake kind of thing, only way lighter in taste, sort of like whipped cream but sweeter. Puts all of it in a bowl, and decorates it with slices of the mixed fruit, then places a cherry on top of it. When he brought it to me, it looked like it was glowing and he was walking in slow motion, it smells so divine, my mouth is dying to have it and I haven’t even touched the spoon yet. What's all this mean? Well to make you hungry, and keep you up to date with the food situation. I will post more when I find more food Teemo likes and what he can do with it.

Guardian

I will protect you.

Teemo, I know this world is full of... Scary and dangerous things, be it these haters on this site, always trying to ruin our relationship, or people outside who don’t understand how you became my lover. But, who cares about these haters on here, they're just saying things about us to make their lives feel better, because they want the love I have with you. They want that feeling, but they can’t because they're so full of rage and anger that they cannot find true love... Pity. So leave them to wallow in their own sorrow, they're only saying things because they cannot find love like ours. I will guard you from them, my love, I am your Guardian. People outside are worse than the words these mongrels post to irritate us. These people have brains, and their brains are confused. The only way they solve their confusion is to either ask nicely or get rid of the problem. The nice people are alright when I tell them I can’t explain it to them and they kindly leave. But... The others... They want to hurt you, to get rid of the problem with force. Those people are the real danger and the reason I'm afraid to take you outside. I know you want to see the world around you, so... Teemo. I will guard you from them, my love, I am your Guardian. I shall guard you from anything that may threaten to hurt you. Nothing will get past my love for you, for it is unbreakable. When you want to see the world, say the word, I will protect you from the evils that may await us. I am your Guardian of Love, Teemo. Nothing will ever touch you.

Foods Pt. 3

Still continuing the food situation.

Now it's been quite a while since I met Teemo, years, actually. We've been in love ever since. But finding the right food for him over the years is quite difficult. I have some updates, though. Turns out he really loves salad, s'mores, more kinds of Ramen Noodles, more kinds of Ice Cream, turkey, and various pasta. This is a major improvement, as I have not seen him eat more than food from Bandle City since a few days ago. All of the food he makes... It's divine, like his cooking was blessed by angels. His salad has the right kind of freshness and a perfect mix of cucumbers, carrots, radishes, olives, actual bacon, turkey that's warm enough to melt in your mouth, and ranch. Mix it all up, and it'll be the best salad you've ever had in your life. S'mores, apparently, he's the master of making. Told me he used to be a judge at a s'more eating contest back when I first met him, but I haven’t wanted him to make it until now. They're like eating a sweet cloud covered in chocolate, all gooey and sticky. The marshmallow is cooked at just the right shade of brown, the inside completely melted and crispy on the outside, and the chocolate just oozes over it between two chocolate graham crackers. He can now make lasagna, which is the best I've ever tasted. And I've ate some really good lasagna. The cheese on his is melted at just the right temperature so that none of it burns, he puts extra cheese in every layer and it all melts into one cheesy pasta of the heavens. All of this he can make if I ask him, at any time. Now I'm pretty much making everybody who cares hungry as hell. But, if it happens in the life we live together, I'm obligated to share it. More to come!

A Little Break

Yeah I'm a horrible person.

Over the past few weeks, I haven’t posted one new update on my life with Teemo, but I have a pretty good reason. I've been busy with a huge impact on my life with Teemo, I'm now a... I'm a... Yordle now. Teemo wanted me to see something in Heimerdinger's lab while he was getting a bunch of... Uh... Science stuff. I accidently laid my back on something and turned it on, I turned around to watch lightning strike me from it and I instantly felt myself getting shorter, my body growing fur, my eyes changing color, my ears disappeared and I grew yordle ones... As soon as it stopped changing me I instantly fell on my back, according to Teemo I blacked out for a few minutes. When he woke me up, my vision was completely different; it was clear as day, even without my glasses, which I kept on because they're adorable. I sat up and rubbed my forehead and I felt a flower in my hair, I don’t know where it came from, but I left it there. My ears were way more sensitive, I could hear things from outside Heimer's lab, and it was in his basement. My teeth had fangs but I hardly noticed. My long hair became shorter a little, and a ribbon was in it, I also didn’t mind that too much. The clothes I wore before I changed became huge on me; they almost fell off just by me standing up. Teemo asked if I felt alright and I responded "I've never felt better, to be honest." I messed with my new yordle fur and honestly never wanted anything more than to be a yordle with my love. Teemo helped me get to our house because I couldn’t handle the new bones in my legs, they were weak. The other yordles in Bandle City looked at me weird; they haven’t seen a new yordle in ages. We got home and I had to strip down, I noticed my whole body was covered in yordle fur, and the house looked much bigger than before. Teemo found some clothes I could wear and I've been like this ever since. I'm only a few inches taller than Teemo but I wouldn’t have it any other way.

If you want an actual picture of this, consult me and I might show you.

Foods Pt. 4

Oh God I feel myself getting hungry already.

Even after I turned into a yordle, I still don’t know how to cook, but Teemo's culinary skills have improved tenfold. He now knows how to make anything he wants with anything he can put his little hands on and he has grown to like almost all kinds of food. On hot days like these he makes smoothies for me and him, I prefer orange over any kind and he likes a mix of blueberry and strawberry. He leaves chunks of the fruit/berry in the smoothie to give it more flavors, and it's a perfect beverage for these hot summer days in Bandle City. He hasn’t really cooked anything hot; it's mostly ice cream/anything cold. He makes his own tea from spices he gets from the forest; it's sweet with a kick, some of the best tea I've ever had to drink. The fruits and berries we have he takes advantage of and makes all sorts of ice cream and drinks with 'em. One special kind of ice cream he made that was really unique he called "Berry Mountain", which was essentially one huge scoop of blueberry ice cream that he made himself and he put more blueberries everywhere on that one scoop and put whipped cream and a cheery on top. Teemo apparently loves blueberries, but I'm not complaining, it was delicious. Since he knows I love oranges, he made another kind of ice cream named "Tower of Oranges". He took a few scoops of orange sherbert and put them on top of each other, putting an orange slice between them, and decorated them with orange slices, making a circle or oranges at the bottom. At the top he put some slices in position to hold a cherry at the very top. I noticed he put a heart in the sherbert with a toothpick or something, I found that absolutely adorable. Well this made me hungry for ice cream, I think I'll ask him to make some for me!

Befriending Yordles

These two really mean a lot to us.

You may or may not know about a special yordle named Ego Ignaxio, but all of you know about his love, Kennen. Teemo and I have recently struck a very healthy friendship with these two, their love is as strong as ours, and we'd do anything for our loves. They live right next to us in a smaller house filled with a lot of love. I'm not entirely sure if he was a yordle from the start or the same thing happened to him as it did me. Either way, they're both a really nice couple, and Teemo gives them the spices he gets from the forest for free. All the other yordles have to pay for those spices, they're extremely rare. From time to time we get invited for dinner at their house or we invite them to ours, though they don’t really like how big Teemo's house is, but they still like to be over here. Being with them taught me a few things. I shouldn’t be so sensitive about the love I have with Teemo, and I really should wear a dress. If not a dress, a skirt. Honestly I don’t know where the flower and the ribbon came from, but apparently they make me look like a really girly yordle. I saw that Ego had a ring on a few days after I became a yordle, I didn’t know what it was, but it looked severely valuable. Teemo knew what it was but he didn’t tell me. It was on his ring finger and it was glowing yellow, and it looked like he cared about it as much as he cared about Kennen. The friendship we have now gets stronger with each waking minute, the love we have for our yordle companions brought us together, and nothing shall tear us apart. Stay true to Kennen, Ego, just like I shall stay true to my Teemo.

Dress Fashion

Dress? Yes, I said dress.

Over the past few days of being a yordle, Teemo has taking a liking to my girly (or sissy, as the other yordles call it) features. I didn’t have flowers or ribbons in my hair before I went to Heimer's lab and I don’t know where they came from, but for some reason I don’t want to take them off. Because of this and how I act around others, which is completely different from how I act around my love. Around Teemo I'm a happy and somewhat of a "class clown" type of yordle, always willing to succumb to his ambitions, sexual or not. But around other yordles I'm flirty, kinda, then shy away when they ask about my flowers. Which has given all of them, even Teemo, the impression that I'm more of a girl yordle than a male one. To support this claim, Teemo has been buying sets of dresses, accompanied by a skirt, a hair piece, panties, and the proper footwear, maybe fishnets. Currently, I now own sets of white, green, blue, red, and black. White has a pair of angel wings to go with the halo I already have, green and blue are just normal dresses. Red is the exact opposite of the white one (devil). And the black one he just bought me, a French Maid dress I suspect he bought from Nidalee. It irritates and embarrasses me when he wants me to put one on for him. I never say no, but it's so hard to not blush wildly when he looks at me. They're kinda uncomfortable, but... The yordle he's buying these from, I swear if I find you I'll get Veigar to kill you. Or maybe Poppy. Whoever will bring you more pain.

Unexpected Feelings

I don't know what to put here any more. D:

It's been a while since I became a yordle; I already feel my former self slipping out of my mind. I've seen people look at me when I walk with Teemo to places; they either shy away or try to hide their blush. Teemo thinks they wish they were in his shoes with me in his arms willing to do anything. I don’t blame them. I seem to be getting girlier with each passing day, the tip of my left ear has a big red ribbon on it, my long hair is now so soft and shiny that I had to move the ribbon that was at the bottom before somewhere around the middle of my hair. My eyes now have a special sparkle to it, apparently. The fur all over my body is now properly and perfectly groomed, I wanted the same done to Teemo but he declined. I now have a blush on my face no matter where I go, it's light but noticeable. These things started happening after my halo started to glow brighter day after day, I didn’t think much of it at the time. On a side note, Teemo bought me another dress set; it's yellow and matches my halo's color right now. The only problem is it feels like it's 2-3 sizes too small, it's impossible to hide the very noticeable... *Ahem* "Bulge" down there. While trying to be silly in one of the dresses while Teemo was getting spices from the forest, I was visited by someone who... Who really liked me in that dress. I was both shocked and embarrassed, nobody's seen me wear those dresses except Teemo and I couldn’t resist blushing. Things happened down there and well, I'm not allowed to say the rest. I felt something more than just a friendship grow with him...

(If this is too suggestive and/or graphic, consult me in the chat or my talk page and I will edit it the best I can.)

Eternal Love

There shall be no end to our love now, Teemo.

Days pass, seasons begin and end as they start, the colors change rapidly as time goes by. I've been a yordle for quite a while, longer than I can remember. I felt my former self slip away from me not too long ago, I didn't mind. Over the course of what seems like years, Teemo has been getting more and more protective and loving, doing things and saying things he never did before. He was acting strange, he wanted nobody to touch me, he made me feel like I was royalty, his little trophy of love. A few days later, he came home with a ring and asked that question we all want to hear. The gem in the ring was purple and green, the color of his poison he puts in his darts, it shined like the brightest star. There was no turning back, no hesitation, no doubt, no second thoughts. Tears welled up in my eyes as I couldn't stop myself from kissing him. I was officially his forever; never-ending is our love for each other in a sweet harmony of flowers. From the day I met him to the future days of marriage, I have always been happy with him and always will be, these days have been the best I could have ever wished for, living with the love of my life to the very end. There is nothing better in the world than having him in my arms, nothing compares to the feeling of love he gives me. Marriage is said to be a new beginning that lasts for the rest of your lives, and that it is. So I shall end our stories here, to end at a new beginning seems right, let these tales of our love live on forever in your hearts just as it begins anew. Who knows, maybe you will find love like this of your own... Only destiny will decide that. I wish all of you a happy life, thanks for caring. Whoop, Teemo wants me. Cheers!