Welcome to the new Captain Scratchy! What’s so new about it? Well, beginning today it will feature stand-alone “gag” comics Monday through Friday, rather than the character-driven comic strips that used to run here Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

For fans of the Captain Scratchy strip began July 1, 2009, don’t fret. That cast of characters will make occasional appearances here. And the archives will remain intact, for hours and hours of viewing hilarity. OK, minutes and minutes.

Thanks for stopping by! I hope Captain Scratchy becomes a daily itch you can’t wait to scratch.*

*Scratching intensity may vary. If scratching lasts for more than four hours, you probably have a rash and are in dire need of ointment.