On November 1st, 2018, Austin Richard Post, hereby referred to as "Post Malone", released his first version of Clogs with the help of Crocs. The shoes were "dope" and sold out in the first hour of being made available to the public. I would have totally bought these had they been marketed better and I had been made aware of them, but that's not why we're here. On December 11, 2018, Post Malone and Crocs released their second collaboration of Clog Crocs at 2:00 PM ET. On this day, myself, along with thousands of others, patiently waited for minutes, hours, potentially days, in front of our screens in order to ensure we would get our pair this time around. At 2:00 PM ET, however, the only thing that was ensured was utter chaos. The site crashed. Madness everywhere. Personally, I had a sized 11 pair of Crocs in the shopping cart at 2:02 PM and when I clicked the "Checkout" button, the page went down. My heart plunged into the depths of my core, burning like a smoldering dagger being stabbed into my soul. Upon refreshing the page... my fate had been sealed, like so many others. Sold out of my size and any size near it. I watched in horror as the quantities receded, slipping away so helplessly like sand in the palm of your hand... until there was nothing left. Nothing but a crushed spirit, an impossible dream, and a broken heart.

My story is not uncommon, as so many people just like me were denied their right to buy these Crocs. If you were waiting before 2:00 PM on your computer, if you had your credit card and shipping information in before the release, if you had these Crocs in your shopping cart, or if you are just pissed off in general PLEASE join us in our movement to demand for Crocs to rerelease both of the pairs of the Post Malone Crocs!