You've seen the photos of the elaborate sculptures, the quirky art cars, and the wild and skimpy costumes that look like something out of a "Mad Max" film.

And of course you know about the burn—when a gigantic man built of wood goes up in flames.

But have you ever wondered what people actually do at Burning Man—beyond sex, drugs and rolling around Nevada's Black Rock Desert on old bicycles decorated with faux fur?

You need not travel any farther than the official Burning Man website to get a taste of the hourly goings-on at the week-long gathering of 70,000 people running through Monday.

The site offers a highly entertaining-to-scan list of activities offered by the hundreds of camps that foster the virtue of giving—whether it's dispensing cold water, teaching how to make tutus or puckering up to strangers in a kissing booth.

Some of the activities can be a little titillating. Imagine a summer camp sponsored by Good Vibrations—with ample quantities of booze, glitter and body paint. You won't find these recreational diversions on a cruise director's list. No, this is Burning Man—where fun and games are taken to unimaginable extremes.

Below we list several activities and you can find hundreds more at BurningMan.org.

Unicorn Cycling Workout: Have you ever ridden a unicorn? Have you ever done it in the Deep Playa? We know you haven't and we are going to fix that! Unicorn Cycling Workout is the unique experience of riding a flock of unicorns in the Deep Playa with an unquestionable benefit to your health.

Slutty mini golf: Come play a round of slutty mini golf. Take points off your golf game by completing slutty tasks. May the biggest slut win!

Bad Idea Bar: Ever have a really bad idea? A really, really stupid idea? We want ALL of them. We love bad ideas and think they are worth a drink or three. Stop by anytime the bar is lit. Prizes awarded.

Tongue Pop Challenge: Do you know how to *Tongue Pop*? Then we want you! Think you can be louder than Reigning Camp Champs, "Poop Eye" and "Burst Mode"? The winner, a Fantastic Prize! To the loser, Sashay Away.

Polegasms, Get Yours: Come over to our exclusive facility. We provide the best equipment and instruction there is for creative essence, existential growth, and Polegasms!

Camp Beaverton's Lesbian-ish Lending Library: Come by the Lesbian Lending Library to pick up a good book or share one of your favorites! Trashy lesbian romance novels guaranteed!

Maria del Camino Driving Lessons: Learn how to safely operate the only true skid-steer tracked mutant vehicle on the playa!

Spank Bank: Have you been naughty or would you like to be? We're the playful, sensual playa spanking experience. Let us tan your behind, tease your mind, and...um... satisfy your thirst!

Bill Murray Happy Hour: Come pick from Bill Murray's favorite drinks at The Dusty Bumm.

Drama Dump & Wedding Chapel: Spent your wedding cash to go to Burning Man? You can still get hitched! We are gifting legal matrimonial services under our drama free love canopy.

Make Shrunken Heads, Voodoo Dolls and Boomerangs: Come by and spend some time at Camp Shrunken Heads and make a shrunken head necklace, a full size (shrunken) head or a voodoo doll! We will also have a few boomerangs for decorating and tossing. Lessons given! Kids of all ages are welcome.

Adult coloring: Chromatopolis – coloring enclave enclosed structure with chill area. Adult only coloring session — every evening.

Get Baked: Live Immersive Kitchen Theatre: Join us in our kitchen for an improvised immersive theatre experience. Will it be a cooking competition using Playa dust? A sitcom reliving your fondest family dinner memories? Will you be an audience member or an actor? We don't know yet--it's improv! There's only one way to find out what will happen...and it will be weird. Prepare to GET BAKED!

Custom Tailored Cosmic Light Painting Portraits: Do you Love ART? Would you like to BE a PART of Some ART?? Do you like rainbows, Trails of color, Custom tailored psychedelic photographic gifts meant to express who you are? Well then come on down to Camp HELLO, We Love you! We Will be creating super high resolution Long-Exposure Light Paintings using only REAL LIGHTS and ZERO Editing or graphics Magic!

Trash Fence party with Camp Hot Mayo: Come find us in our Mutant Vehicle at the trash fence for an impromptu dance party. Cold beer will be served and plenty of loud music to dance to.

Postcards to your Future Self: Communicate with your future self: Write deep thoughts on a postcard that will come back to you long after the Man has burned.

Socially Appropriate Nose Picking Day: Who wants to suffer with a bunch of dried up gunk and crust in their nose? Get those irritating playa boogers out of there already! Don't worry if anyone's watching you go deep with that index finger! Why not give that thumb a try! It's time for each of us to get the relief we deserve and to breathe just a little freer.

Tutu Making Workshop: Let's make some tutus on Tutu Tuesday. This is a fun preschool level arts and crafts project. Bring yourself and your creative spirit.

Truth or Date Giant Jenga: This year The Cubhouse is putting a new spin on our "Giant Jenga"! With each log pulled, participants will be asked "Whats the T?" or "Give up that D!" Based off of the game "Truth or Dare", See just how far your friends are willing to go to win the game.

How to F--- Like a Goddess (Wombyn Only): A workshop dedicated to activating the consciously competent mystical wombyn inside! As with all Muse's offerings this space will be a closed, safe container holding us wombyn/women in a ceremonial circle to share, witness, learn, and grow. We, as the empowered sexual and feminine wombyn brand new to today's world are hungry to rejoin one another in walking this Earth and here is where we can start that journey together.