For whatever reason, Michael "Porn Layer" Avenatti is trying to keep his name in the news media (and make himself relevant for that matter). His latest ploy to do just that: suggest a three round MMA fight with Donald Trump Jr. The reason for this supposed fight? None of us really know.

I’m having lunch with Michael Avenatti @MichaelAvenatti at the Vanity Fair Summit and he’s proposing a three-round mixed-martial arts fight with Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr for charity. No joke. — Dylan Byers (@DylanByers) October 9, 2018

If Avenatti wins – which he's assuming he will – he'd donate proceeds to Puerto Rico and the Rape, Abuse, Incest National Network (RAINN). Makes you wonder if he chose RAINN as a recipient as a means of keeping talks of sexual assault on the table. After all, he's trying to push Stormy Daniels' story...again.

This would be for two great causes. I’m in. https://t.co/zo46yhsXCi — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 9, 2018

My portion of the proceeds from the fight will be split 50% to rebuilding Puerto Rico and 50% to @RAINN. Just waiting on Bif to confirm. #Basta — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 9, 2018

Of course, people wasted no time responding to his "proposal" by trolling the guy:

you should ask ben shapiro, since his philosophy is that if someone is asked to a debate they MUST attend or they are afraid of him im sure he would extend that to boxing — Calvin (@calvinstowell) October 9, 2018

Shapiro is right. Anyone who refuses to debate is a chicken. Not sure if the same applies for MMA fights.

headgear? — Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) October 9, 2018

You’re kidding right? Answer - NO. — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 9, 2018

Of course, Trump Jr. was too busy campaigning with girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle in Georgia to respond to Avenatti's sad attempt at making himself relevant.