After defeating that punk ass Phantom Ganon Link headed over to the ranch to see what was happenin and shit and h went over to the ranch keeper and was like

Link: Bitch let me ride yo horse!

So he played the song of Epona and the ranch keeper was like

Who cares bout his name?: How you gonna play me like that, no one ever tamed that bitch ass horse. Race me FOOL!So Link raced the ranch keeper and he won that shit and the ranch keeper was like

His name is unimportant: Fine you cna keep that horse but you can't leave this ranch, bitch!

But Link was like

Link: Fuck you dog, you're a bitch ass anyways!

He hopped the fence and now h has a Motha Fuckin Pony!