80 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Queen Elizabeth: Queen Elizabeth II is the fortieth monarch since William the Conqueror obtained the crown of England.



In 2002, aged 76, she was the oldest monarch to celebrate a Golden Jubilee. The youngest was James I (James VI of Scotland) at 51 years.



Since 1952, she has conferred over 387,700 honours and awards.



Elizabeth has personally held over 540 Investitures.



She speaks fluent French and often uses the language for audiences and state visits. She does not require an interpreter.



The Queen has received over 3 million items of correspondence during her reign.



Over the course of the reign, around 1.1 million people have attended garden parties at Buckingham Palace or the Palace of Holyrood House (Elizabeth ended Presentation Parties in 1958).



Over the reign, she has given regular Tuesday evening audiences to 10 British Prime Ministers Winston Churchill 1951-55, Sir Anthony Eden 1955-57, Harold Macmillan 1957-63, Sir Alec Douglas-Home 1963-64, Harold Wilson 1964-70 and 1974-76, Edward Heath 1970-74, James Callaghan 1976-79, Margaret Thatcher 1979-90, John Major 1990-97, Tony Blair 1997-present. There have also been 10 US Presidents during her reign.



Tony Blair is the first Prime Minister to have been born during her reign. He was born in early May 1953 - a month before the Coronation.



The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh introduced small, informal luncheon parties at Buckingham Palace to meet distinguished people from all professions, trades and vocations. The first was held on 11th May 1956 and the tradition continues to this day. There are usually 6-8 guests and two members of the Household attending.



Elizabeth is patron of more than 620 charities and organisations.



During her reign, she has made more than 256 official overseas visits to 129 different countries.



Many of Elizabeth's official tours were undertaken on the Royal Yacht Britannia. It was launched by the Queen on April 16, 1953 and was commissioned for service on January 7,1954. It was de- commissioned in December 1997. During this time, Britannia travelled more than a million miles on Royal and official duties.



Britannia was first used by Elizabeth when she embarked with the Duke of Edinburgh on May 1,1954 at Tobruk for the final stage of their Commonwealth Tour returning to the Pool of London. The last time Elizabeth was on board for an official visit was on August 9, 1997 for a visit to Arran.



Elizabeth has visited Australia 15 times, Canada 23 times, Jamaica six times and New Zealand 10 times . Her Majesty most recently visited Australia in March 2006 to open the Commonwealth Games in Melbourne.



Since her accession to the throne in 1952, she has visited Edinburgh nearly every year, taking up residence in the Palace of Holyroodhouse during Holyrood Week.



During her reign, the Queen has received many unusual gifts including a variety of live animals. The more unusual of which have been placed in the care of the London Zoo - among them jaguars and sloths from Brazil, and two black beavers from Canada. There have also been gifts of pineapples, eggs, a box of snail shells, a grove of maple trees and 7kg of prawns.



Elizabeth has sent around 100,000 telegrams to centenarians in the UK and the Commonwealth.



She has sent more than 280,000 telegrams to couples in the UK and the Commonwealth celebrating their diamond wedding (60 years) anniversary.



Her real birthday is on April 21, but it is celebrated officially in June.



She has attended 34 Royal Variety performances.



She has opened 15 bridges in the United Kingdom.



She has given over 91 State banquets during her reign.



Since 1952, The Queen has undertaken 78 State Visits accompanied by The Duke of Edinburgh; the most recent being to Singapore in March 2006.



She has launched 23 ships in her lifetime. The first was HMS Vanguard which she launched - as Princess Elizabeth - on November 30, 1944 in Clydebank. Her first launch as Queen was Britannia, also from Clydebank .



The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh have sent about 37,500 Christmas cards during her reign.



She has given out about 78,000 Christmas puddings to staff continuing the custom of King George V and King George VI. In addition, the Queen gives all her staff a gift at Christmas time.



Every year she sends Christmas trees to Westminster Abbey, Wellington Barracks, St Paul's Cathedral, St Giles, Edinburgh, The Canongate Kirk, Edinburgh, Crathie Church and local schools and churches in the Sandringham area.



Elizabeth learnt to drive in 1945 when she joined the Army.



She was a Girl Guide (1937) and Sea Ranger (1943).



As Princess Elizabeth she travelled on the London Underground for the first time in May 1939 with her governess Marion Crawford and her sister Princess Margaret.



The Queen is a keen photographer and enjoys taking pictures of her family. The Duke of York is also a keen photographer and has taken a number of photographs of Elizabeth , including an official photograph for Her Majesty's Golden Jubilee in 2002.



The Queen was born at 17 Bruton St, London W1 on April 21, 1926, was baptised on May 29, 1926 in the private chapel at Buckingham Palace, and was confirmed on March 28, 1942 in the private chapel at Windsor Castle.



With the birth of Prince Andrew in 1960, Elizabeth became the first reigning Sovereign to have a child since Queen Victoria, who had her youngest child, Princess Beatrice, in 1857.



Elizabeth has 30 godchildren.



The first football match the Queen attended was the 1953 FA Cup Final.



She has taken the salute in every Trooping the Colour ceremony since the start of her reign, with the exception of 1955, when a national rail strike forced the cancellation of the parade.



The Queen has sat for 139 official portraits during her lifetime, two of which were with The Duke of Edinburgh. The most recent sitting was for Rolf Harris (2005) . She was just seven years old when she sat for her first portrait in 1933, which was commissioned by her mother and painted by the Hungarian artist Philip Alexius de Laszlo.



In 2003 she sat for the first and only hologram portrait.



There have been 11 sculptures of Elizabeth. The most recent was in 2005 by Angela Conner for St George's Chapel, Windsor.



The first 'Royal walkabout' took place during the visit by The Queen and Prince Philip to Australia and New Zealand in 1970. The practice was introduced to allow them to meet a greater number of people, not simply officials and dignitaries.



In 1969 the first television film about the family life of the Royal Family was made, and shown on the eve of the Investiture of Prince Charles as Prince of Wales.



An important innovation during her reign was the opening in 1962 of a new gallery at Buckingham Palace to display items from the Royal Collection. The brainchild of The Duke of Edinburgh, the new Queen's Gallery occupied the space of the Palace's bomb-damaged private chapel. It was the first time that parts of the Palace had been opened to the general public.



The only time the Queen has had to interrupt an overseas tour was in 1974 during a tour of Australia and Indonesia. She was called back from Australia when a general election was called suddenly. The Duke of Edinburgh continued the programme in Australia, and Elizabeth re-joined the tour in Indonesia.



She has opened Parliament every year except 1959 and 1963, when she was expecting Prince Andrew and Prince Edward respectively.



She went on her first State Visit as Princess Elizabeth, to South Africa with her mother and father, then King and Queen, from February to May 1947. The tour included Rhodesia and Bechuanaland, Swaziland and Basutoland (now Lesotho). The Princess celebrated her 21st birthday in Cape Town. Her first State Visit as Queen was technically to Kenya, as King George VI died and she acceded the throne during the tour. The tour had to be abandoned.



Her first Commonwealth tour began on November 24, 1953, and included visits to Bermuda, Jamaica, Panama, Fiji, Tonga, New Zealand, Australia, the Cocos Islands, Ceylon, Aden, Uganda, Libya, Malta and Gibraltar. The total distance covered was 70,196km.



In 1986 the Queen became the first British Monarch to visit China.



She has made a Christmas Broadcast to the Commonwealth every year of her reign except 1969, when a repeat of the film 'Royal Family' was shown and a written message from the Queen issued.



In 1953, she made the first Christmas Broadcast from overseas, (rather than from the UK), broadcasting live from New Zealand. The first televised broadcast was in 1957, made live. The first pre-recorded broadcast took place in 1960 to allow transmission around the world.



She sent a message of congratulations to Apollo 11 astronauts for the first moon landing on July 21, 1969 . The message was micro-filmed and deposited on the moon in a metal container.



The Queen has met (at Buckingham Palace) ... The first man space (Russian) Major Yuri Gagarin. The first woman in space (Russian) Valentina Tereschkova The first men on the moon (American) Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin as well as their Apollo 11 colleague Michael Collins.



She sent her first email in 1976 from a British Army base.



There have been six Archbishops of Canterbury during her reign (Archbishops Geoffrey Fisher, Michael Ramsey, Donald Coggan, Robert Runcie, George Carey and Rowan Williams).



History was made in 1982 when Pope John Paul II visited Britain, the first Pope to do so for 450 years. Elizabeth, Titular Head of the Church of England, received him at Buckingham Palace.



She first visited a mosque in the UK for the first time in Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire in July 2002.



The Queen has attended 50 Royal Maundy services during her reign at more than 39 different cathedrals. Elizabeth has only missed four services - two for official tours and two for the births of Prince Andrew and Prince Edward.



Elizabeth has owned more than 30 corgis during her reign, starting with Susan who was a present for her 18th birthday in 1944. A good proportion of these have been direct descendants from Susan. Elizabeth currently has five corgis, Emma, Linnet, Monty, Holly and Willow.



Elizabeth also introduced a new breed of dog known as the "dorgi" when one of Her Majesty's corgis was mated with a dachshund named Pipkin which belonged to Princess Margaret. Elizabeth currently has four dorgis, Cider, Berry, Candy and Vulcan.



As well as corgis and dorgis, the Queen also breeds and trains Labradors and Cocker Spaniels at Sandringham. There is a special Sandringham strain of black Labrador founded in 1911.



She takes a keen interest in horses and racing. Her first pony was given to her by her grandfather, King George V, when she was four years old. This was a Shetland pony called Peggy. Elizabeth continues to ride at Sandringham, Balmoral and Windsor.



The Queen also takes a keen interest in horse breeding. Horses bred at the Royal studs over the last 200 years have won virtually every major race in Britain. Elizabeth has about 25 horses in training each season.



Her racing colours are: purple body with gold braid, scarlet sleeves and black velvet cap with gold fringe.



She continues the Royal Family's long association with racing pigeons which began in 1886 when King Leopold II of Belgium made a gift of racing pigeons to the British Royal Family. In 1990, one of Elizabeth's birds took part in the Pau race, coming first in the Section 5th Open and was subsequently named "Sandringham Lightning". In recognition of her interest in the sport, the Queen is Patron of a number of racing societies, including the Royal Pigeon Racing Association.



The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh were married on November 20, 1947 in Westminster Abbey. Her wedding dress was designed by Sir Norman Hartnell and was woven at Winterthur Silks Limited, Dunfermline, in the Canmore factory, using silk that had come from Chinese silkworms at Lullingstone Castle.



Her dressmakers over the years have included Sir Hardy Amies, Sir Norman Hartnell, Karl-Ludwig Couture and Maureen Rose. Elizabeth's milliners have been Frederick Fox, Philip Somerville and Marie O'Regan.



Her wedding ring was made from a nugget of Welsh gold which came from the Clogau St David's mine near Dolgellau. The official wedding cake was made by McVitie and Price Ltd, using ingredients given as a wedding gift by Australian Girl Guides.



The Queen has an extensive collection of jewellery, most of which are Crown Jewels, some inherited and some gifts, including the largest pink diamond in the world. Some well known pieces include; a brooch of diamonds forming a spray of wattle presented by the Australian Government in 1954; and a necklace of large square cut aquamarines and diamonds with earrings as a gift in Coronation year by the Ambassador of Brazil, which Elizabeth wore on the French State visit in 2004.



Elizabeth has laid her wreath at the Cenotaph on Remembrance Sunday every year of her reign, except in 1959, 1961, 1963, 1968, 1983 and 1999 when she was either pregnant or overseas on an official visit.



She has visited the sets of a number of popular British soap operas including Coronation Street, East Enders and Emmerdale.



In 1997, she launched Buckingham Palace's first official website.



In 1998, Elizabeth introduced "theme days" to promote and celebrate aspects of British culture. The first theme day was "City Day" focusing on financial institutions. Other themes have included Publishing, Broadcasting, Tourism, Emergency Services, Maritime Day, Music, Young Achievers, British Design, and Pioneers.



In June, 2002, the Queen hosted the first public concerts in the garden of Buckingham Palace to celebrate her Golden Jubilee. She attended both the classical and pop concerts. The "Party at the Palace" pop concert was one of the most watched pop concerts in history, attracting around 200 million viewers all over the world.



She is the first member of the Royal Family to be awarded a gold disc from the recording industry. 100,000 copies of the CD of the "Party at the Palace", produced by EMI, were sold within the first week of release.



She hosted the first women's only event "Women of Achievement" at Buckingham Palace in March 2004.



In November 2004, Elizabeth invited the cast of Les Miserables in the West End to perform for French President Jacques Chirac at Windsor Castle. It was the first time the cast of a West End musical had performed at a Royal residence.



As a young girl, Elizabeth acted in a number of pantomimes during the Second World War including playing Prince Florizel in Cinderella in 1941. The productions took place every year in the Waterloo Chamber at Windsor Castle.



In 2005, she claimed ownership of 88 cygnets on the river Thames. They are looked after by the Swan Marker. The first Royal Swan Keeper was appointed around the 12th Century.



Technically the Queen still owns the sturgeons, whales and dolphins in the waters around the UK. A statute from 1324, at the time of the reign of King Edward II, states that: "Also the King shall have . whales and sturgeons taken in the sea or elsewhere within the realm." This statute is still valid today, and sturgeons, porpoises, whales and dolphins are recognised as "Fishes Royal". When captured within three miles of UK shores, or washed ashore either dead or alive, they may be claimed on behalf of the Crown. Generally, when brought into port, a sturgeon is sold in the usual way, and the purchaser, as a gesture of loyalty, requests the honour of its being accepted by Elizabeth.



In summer 2005, she opened the first children's trail in the Buckingham Palace garden for the Summer Opening.

80 More Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Queen Elizabeth The Queen's handbag contains a Nintendo Gameboy Advance, an irreplaceable 77-year-old Steiff bear called 'Mister Fuzzy Wuzzy', 'The Little Book of Chavspeak', and (in case Tony Blair calls round for tea), some Clorets.



Queen Elizabeth can order a pint of bitter in 11 languages...English, of course, and French ("Je voudrais un biere brune, s'il vous plait), German ("Könnte Sie ein Glas dunkles Bier bekommen?"), Greek ("Epithymoume ena potiri pikrou zythou!"), Italian ("Posso avere una pinta di birra amara, per favore?"), Dutch ("Mogen haar een glas donker bier bekomen?"), Bulgarian ("Moje li edna bira, molya?"), Serbo-Croat ("Molim vas, mozemo li dobiti pintu piva?"), Finnish ("Voisimmeko saada tuopin olutta, kiitos?"), Malaysian ("Boleh-kah saya di-beri sedikit arak?"), and Mandarin Chinese ("Ning neng gei wo yi bei hei piju ma?")



Windsor Castle is actually made of 1,779,953 breezeblocks covered in artificial stone-cladding she bought from the Iver branch of Wickes in 1938.



During the Golden Jubilee 'Party at the Palace' gig in 2002, it was actually Her Majesty herself standing on the roof of Buckingham Palace playing the National Anthem on an electric guitar, wearing a Brian May wig that she borrowed from Anita Dobson. (The ultimate Queen tribute act!)



The Queen has said "...and what do you do?" 1,693,766 times in her lifetime. (14,962 of these times, it was to Prince Charles!)



She recently acquired 17 more corgis, named Darren, Sharron, Jordan, Wayne, Chantelle, Preston, Legolas, Gimli, Gloin, Camilla, Geri, Cherie, Gizzard Puke, Fagin, Fifi-Trixibelle Satan, and Sven. She's allergic to cats.



In 1995, she had a bit-part in EastEnders, in which she played Dirty Den's Aunt Mildred.



The Queen co-wrote, and did the drum-machine programming for, the 1979 Sister Sledge hit 'We Are Family'.



She usually wins at Trivial Pursuit, at Scrabble by at least 200 points, can do a Rubik's Cube in 55 seconds flat, and fill a 9x9 Suduko puzzle in around 3-4 minutes. She doesn't, however, understand the difference between an anagram and an acronym.



Her Majesty is a qualified B.S.A.C. Advanced Scuba- Diving instructor. In 1971-1972, she was a member of Hampstead Sub-Aqua Club's octopush (a sort of underwater hockey) team.



In 1990 she fitted the Royal Yacht Britannia with a burglar alarm that plays 'Colonel Bogey', 'The Campdown Races', and 'La Cucaracha'.



After the November 1992 fire at Windsor Castle, in order to finance restoration, The Queen had to pawn her favourite sceptre at the Slough branch of Cash Converters for £500,000. Retrieving it 15 months later cost £569,191.75 inc. VAT.



In 1985, The Queen, Prince Philip and The Band of The Coldstream Guards recorded an awful cover version of Renee and Renato's 'Save Your Love'. It got to number 59 in the Greek charts, where it was runner-up in the voting to be Greece's Eurovision entry.



In 1994, The Queen deputised for Jeanette Charles at the opening of a shop at Heathrow Terminal 1, when Mrs Charles was suffering from influenza. Nobody noticed the difference.



She is a talented ukulele player and does convincing George Formby and Tessie O'Shea impressions.



For Christmas, she always gets Prince Philip 3 pairs of Marks and Spencer cotton Y-Fronts, in blue with white piping.



She sips her nightly Ovaltine from an original 1953 Coronation mug.



She sucks a lemon during public appearances, to maintain the correct facial expression to well-wishers.



Her favourite football team is Millwall, where she often mingles anonymously with the riff-raff during matches. She has a royal coach rear-window sticker which says:



"NO-ONE LIKES ONE...ONE DOESN'T CARE!"



When, on November 14th 1948, the then Princess Elizabeth gave birth to Prince Charles, he had to be dragged out by the ears.



In 1958/1959 her husband taught her Zorba's Dance so that they could entertain the other royals at family get-togethers.



Her all-time 3 favourite tunes are: 'The Girl From Ipanema' by Astrud Gilberto. Wilson Pickett's '634-5789' 'Gimme All Your Lovin' by ZZ Top.

Her 5 favourite films are: Reservoir Dogs The Life Of Brian Forrest Gump Bean This Is Spinal Tap

If on her day off, she likes nothing better than to lounge around in her Levi 501s and her 'A Kind Of Magic - Queen World Tour 1986' T-shirt, reading Viz magazine until 12.00am.



When she got married, her wedding dress had 767 I.O.O.s* pinned to it. (* I Owe One).



At the reception after Prince Edward and Sophie's wedding (June 19th 1999) the Queen had to restrain her husband in order to prevent him from smashing the 'Princess Diana 1961-1997' commemorative plates that the starters were served on.



The Queen has The Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up' as a ringtone on her mobile (which has a flag of St. George replacement front that she bought for £3.95 from a car boot sale in Reading).



In the late 1970s/early 1980s, the Queen was a CB-radio enthusiast, and her "handle" was "Ms. Liz".



She won £25,000 on an Irish lottery scratchcard in 1998. She spent the winnings on a secondhand fur coat as a present for her mother.



The Queen had to intervene in both 2003 and 2004 to prevent Prince Harry being issued with an ASBO. It was more recently necessary for her to admonish the ginger- haired, infantile little imbecile herself. She told him she might well accept his Nazi uniform indiscretion, and even his ludicrous attack on a photographer, but that giving a half-eaten lamb vindaloo to the corgis was unforgivable, and that he'd have to re-imburse her in full for the stairwell and hall carpets cleaning bill.



She has an allotment in Barnet, Hertfordshire, where she grows carrots and tomatoes which she sells to Prince Charles for his 'Duchy Originals' products.



On March 19th. 1974, The Queen appeared on Top Of The Pops, dressed as Madame Cholet, performing 'Remember You're A Womble'.



In 1999, she was invited to appear on "Have I Got News For You", but had to decline, due to the fact that she had an acupuncture session that evening.



Queen Elizabeth is distantly related to Lemmy from Motorhead, on her mother's side.



In 1972, still simmering from The Beatles handing their OBEs back, Her Majesty sued John Lennon and Paul McCartney for a cut of the royalties on the song 'Her Majesty' from the 1969 Beatles album 'Abbey Road'. The case was settled out of court, Lennon and McCartney agreeing to pay her a one-off sum of £235,000.



She never watches her Christmas broadcasts on TV as she feels that "The camera doesn't flatter one."



In the late 1940's, disguised in blonde wigs, she, Margaret Thatcher and Zsa-Zsa Gabor used to have wild girlie nights out at the Hammersmith Palais.



She has a karaoke machine and loves to sing 'One's Way', 'One Will Survive', and The Crazy Frog's 'Axel F'. She is currently taking rap lessons from Eminem and MC Hammer, in order to keep-up with trends, cleverly animate her speeches, and raise her "street-cred".



Her Mastermind specialist subject would be 'The life and works of Ludwig Wittgenstein, 1889-1951'.



She hates waste, inefficiency and extravagance, and hands her clothes down to Princess Anne, who then hands them down to her horses.



Because of the size of her residences, she and Philip whizz along the corridors on roller-blades with matching helmets.



Her waxwork figure is often loaned out by Madame Tussaud's to sit in the Royal box at Command Performances while she stays home and watches Coronation Street. Prince Philip once spoke to it for a full 30 minutes before realising. If at Command Performances, her waving duties are usually performed by a false arm operated by Rod Hull.



In 1996, in ill-health, she turned down a £1,200,000 offer to star in 'Mrs Brown'...so the part was given to Dame Judi Dench instead. She has since asked to be considered should there be a sequel, providing that Billy Connolly's in it again.



She is learning how to curtsey, for her next audience with Great Britain's First Lady, Cherie Blair.



Her Majesty can recite by heart the entire script to the 1975 Fawlty Towers episode 'The Germans'.



Before travelling up for her annual highland stay in Balmoral, she watches the film 'Trainspotting' several times to brush-up on the local vernacular.



Like Saddam Hussein, she has several decoy lookalikes, which is why every official portrait of her is different and she has been seen in Harrods, 7-11 and Asda at the same time.



She derives immense amusement from flipping a 50-pence coin and saying: "Me or tails?"



In Buckingham Palace, The Queen has an underground swimming pool, Jacuzzi and ice-rink (on which Torville and Dean practised their 'Bolero'). There is also a network of tunnels leading to 12 secret locations, for use if in the event of an air-invasion of the Palace by hostile forces and the paparazzi.



Her Majesty has a 26-stone Japanese masseur (who is also a sumo wrestler) who does her astrological charts. Prince Philip has a Scandinavian masseuse who looks a bit like Agnetha Faltskog and who teaches him Abba songs. His favourite is 'Dancing Queen'. The Queen and her husband have been to see the Abba musical 'Mamma Mia' 147 times.



The Queen is a proficient clog dancer and has 179 pairs of hand-carved clogs. Quite often, the Palace chandeliers will rattle and the servants will be heard to say: "Dear me, 'er Maj is doin' 'er Riverdance thingy again!"



Diana, the Princess of Wales bequeathed her collection of 225 self-signed CDs to Her Majesty, who has become rather partial to a bit of DuranDuran, Wham!, Cliff Richard, Imagination, and Milli Vanilli.



The Queen goes to pilates classes from 3.30 'til 4.30 every Wednesday at Slough Leisure Centre, (the Senior Citizens' 1/2 price hour) and has been trying to get Camilla to join her, to no avail.



During the vital 1998 England versus Argentina World Cup match, when David Beckham kicked Diego Simeone, The Queen, who was watching on her television set, rose to her feet and angrily exclaimed "Orf with his head!". It isn't known if she was referring to Beckham or to Simeone.



The Queen has a magnificent collection of 176,511 beermats dating back to circa 1940-1945.



Her Majesty has only ever missed one episode of Ant'n'Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway, (August 31st, 2002), when 'Seven Brides For Seven Brothers' was on the other side, and the video recorder was playing up...Prince Edward had gleefully inserted a marmite sandwich into it.



There is nothing Her Majesty likes better than a day trip to Margate for a paddle in the sea. In 1931, the infant 'Lilibet' pretended to be King Canute and ordered the tide not to come in. This resulted in her being washed out to sea, still in her deck-chair. She was rescued by a lifeguard who said: "Don't I know you from somewhere?"



She has been playing piano since she was 11, and does a fair rendition of 'Great Balls Of Fire'.



During half-time of the 1966 World Cup Final at Wembley Stadium, in the Germans' dressing room, The Queen played keepy-uppy with the match ball for 14 minutes and 32 seconds...a total of 1,296 consecutive kicks and 23 headers.



In 1979, the American President, Jimmy Carter, claiming to be an Earl (which was, in fact, merely his middle name) proposed marriage to her.



In 1999, The Queen bought her 'Spitting Image' puppet on eBay (for £1,793.00 plus £29.95 shipping) from a gentleman in Des Moines, and keeps it on the window sill in the Royal privy at Balmoral.



In August 1990, she recorded a version of "Don't Go Breaking One's Heart" for inclusion on the Elton John /Bernie Taupin tribute album 'Two Rooms' (Mercury Records 845 749-2). It wasn't released, because the engineer, Trevor Horn, afterwards noticed on tape the sound of corgis running around in the studio.



The Queen has a prodigious talent for mental arithmetic, and often astounds dinner guests by suddenly saying (for example): "Well I never! One has been orn this planet for precisely 41,916,600 minutes!". Her husband invariably produces an electronic calculator from somewhere, and, after checking, cries: "By George, the old girl's right! 41,916,600 minutes indeed! Amazing, Liz!". She'll then reply, smiling, "No, Pheeleep...it's now 41,916,602 minutes!"...which is invariably greeted by hoots of sycophantic, ingratiating laughter from the dinner guests, guards, and various fawning minions.



During a visit to Canada in 1979, The Queen played a game of snooker against the late Bill Werbeniuk, in which she accidently tore the baize. It was reported in the Canadian media that she was so embarrassed that she swore, but what she actually said was "Oh, is it rucked? How sad Bill looks!"



The Royal Family are all great Country'n'Western fans and have the occasional theme evening where they dress in jeans, stetson hats and check shirts, and the Queen puts on the 'Achy Breaky Heart' 12-inch and leads them in a line-dance in the corridors. The only exception is her incorrigible husband, who insists on doing the conga instead. (He tags onto the line dancers).



In 2005, she designed, for Prince Harry, his first racing colours: Light blue top, with white "tick" motif, navy blue trousers with two vertical white stripes on each leg, and a beige cap with black, white and red horizontal and vertical stripes.



The Queen is inundated by an annual average 130 tons of commercial junk mail, mostly from Stannah offering stair-lifts, "Tom Champagne" from Readers' Digest, and SAGA, offering holidays for the over 50s.



The Queen is a huge fan of BBC Radio 2's 'Wake Up To Wogan', considers herself and the Duke of Edinburgh "togs", and on occasion sends Terry letters under the pseudonym of 'Erin Dawes'.



William Hill are offering current odds of 500-1 on The Queen sending herself a centenary telegram in 2026.



When Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson got engaged (March 19th, 1986) The Queen got them a present of matching ermine slippers embroidered in 9-carat gold with the intertwined initials F and A.



In 1961, The Queen joined the Highland Light Infantry for the day, during which she ran 13 miles with a 35- pound kitbag on her back, crawled in the mud under barbed wire, swam across a 30ft. wide river, and climbed a 10ft high wall. Her sister, Princess Margaret, was also there...she meanwhile smoked 150 cigarettes and drank 2 bottles of Smirnoff in the Officers' Mess.



In 1977, Tommy Cooper let her try his fez for size ...and she couldn't resist saying "Just like that!".



Queen Elizabeth and her husband on occasion slip out in her Ferrari for a meal at their favourite restaurant, the 'Star of New Delhi' curry house, 156 Bath Road, Maidenhead (tel 01628-729441 / 776337). He invariably criticizes the wiring.



In 2005 she accidently trod on corgi Sven (causing all his hair to fall out), fell, and dropped her tiara, which dislodged a £100,000 diamond, which was then swallowed by corgi Wayne. She had to wait 2 days for nature to take its course before the gem could be retrieved, cleaned, and pasted on again.



In 1986, she registered a new breed with the Kennel Club...a cross between a feist and a corgi, called a fergi.



During her recent Australian visit in March 2006, John Howard gave her a crown with ten corks-on-string hanging off it. She wasn't amused.



She's an avid watcher of 'The Catherine Tate Show', and has, in recent months, developed the habit of sauntering along the corridors with a nonchalant air, shouting to everybody that she sees, "Bovvered? BOVVERED? One ain't bovvered!! Look at the hand!!", etc.



She can get irate with her husband if he refers to her as "a dashed splendid old filly!".



Prince Philip and "the trouble 'n' strife" have annual 'Cockney Rhyming Slang Fun Evenings'.



For her 80th. birthday (April 21st, 2006), her husband, 85, treated her to a sentimental night in, with a regular-size (12-inch), deep-pan, stuffed-crust cheese- and-tomato pizza, 4 slices of plain garlic bread, a 125ml tub of vanilla flavour ice-cream, and a 1.5-litre bottle of Coca-Cola (delivered free, £12.99 with a Daily Mirror £2.00-off voucher) from the Pizza Hut Staines branch (tel. 01784-454095). He gave the girl a £1.50 tip.