I have been subscribed to Boogie2988 for quite some time now. I wouldn’t call myself a diehard fan of his but with nearly 4 million subscribers on YouTube he’s something of an Internet celebrity. I believe his real name is Steven and he lives in Arkansas. You can learn more about him here. There’s also that little fact that he weighs over 500 lbs and is married to a woman most Hollywood millionaires today would probably settle for. He is 500+ lbs, just like this guy and knows it but for some reason, can’t or won’t lose the weight like that guy. Perhaps he’s too busy playing video games and making YouTube videos. Perhaps he has to, especially now that he has a wife to provide for (who has also conveniently quit her job to “help him around the house”, according to one of his videos, if I remember correctly).

Now, don’t get me wrong. I wouldn’t mind sleeping with her myself but I’ve paid handsomely for escorts who are better-looking and prefer to go that no-strings route these days. My ex-wife was also better-looking and I’m not even very fond of her anymore (at least I managed to get two beautiful kids out of her before the shit hit the fan); which brings me to my point. What on Earth does a woman like that see in a 500+ lb man-child like Boogie? Is she insane? In fairness, one also has to wonder why Boogie himself was not willing to “settle” for someone more in his own league? Especially if all he really wanted was for a woman to “love” him. Does that make him shallow?

Let us suppose not. Maybe fat women are too picky. A man like Boogie probably considers himself lucky to be alive every morning (he suffers from a whole variety of health problems), and to be able to get a woman to marry him (who isn’t of the same BMI) must be borderline miraculous. He probably thinks so too. Here’s the issue. I like Boogie and wouldn’t want to see him get hurt or taken before his time. We all know how flaky women can be and I’m not speaking from just my own experience. The divorce rate is extremely high and marriages are probably just as likely to end after 3 months as they are after 30 years. There is one redeeming quality of Boogie’s, I must say. He earns decent money from his YouTube channel and millions of subscribers, and many women today are known to be gold diggers.

His wife, Desiree Williams (or Dez), may indeed be that one-in-a-million unicorn or NAWALT (not all women are like that), to follow MGTOW parlance who is “truly in love” with the fat, sickly man… or she may not be what she seems at the moment. She may simply be an insane woman (not a good sign either). Even if she is sane, like many people, she may be likely to change in the future or fall out of love, as they conveniently say. I don’t know what kind of a sex life these two have or if they even want kids (or can even have them) but we all know she’s a lot more “mobile” than he is and like any even moderately attractive woman, she would have no trouble at all getting some high quality dick if she felt like it. It would be faster and cheaper than ordering a pizza, even.

Dez, seen here with a black man after her marriage to Boogie.

She can also divorce Boogie at any time in the future and be entitled to half his shit and perhaps even future earnings. Boogie’s more recent videos, in fact, reek of his desperation to earn more money and this is a predicament most married guys face because their wives expect them to bring home more and more bacon. Even so, Boogie is clearly no idiot (aside from deciding to get married if he didn’t even want kids). Again, he’s probably so incredibly grateful to be alive and be able to say that a woman like Dez married him (some men are desperate for female validation) that it may be he doesn’t care what she does or if she divorces him eventually. Unfortunately, for all the troubles Boogie has already been through in his life, he has no idea what divorce is like and how it can destroy a man (mine wasn’t too bad but it was still bad).

I’m not sure he would have the patience, strength or fortitude to handle it. In fact, he is just the kind of man who might commit suicide or get a heart attack over it and that would be a sad day for YouTube and all his fans. Of course, to outsiders (and often to the husband in many cases) things will look fine and dandy until one fine day when all hell breaks loose. So what should he do? Well, he’s already signed the marriage papers so he’s fucked. I’m not really sure what he wants out of life aside from continuing to live (to maybe 60?) and perhaps having kids but if he wants to have kids (i.e. pass on his obesity-prone genes), he had better get on it before she packs and leaves. There’s no time like the present, as they say. I wasn’t married too long myself but was smart enough to ensure I got the kids I wanted out of her before my ex went nuts.

So that’s the advice I would give Boogie. Also, don’t tell your wife everything about your earnings and where you stash your money because you’re going to need a small fortune for lawyers too. Let me end this by saying that I do honestly wish these two the best and I hope they complement each other in life and stay together (maybe even have some kids) but a rational person cannot ignore reality and statistics don’t lie. The divorce rate is over 50% and women initiate most divorces. There’s also little reason for her to stay with someone like Boogie in the first place (except out of the “goodness of her heart”). Too bad we can’t bank on stuff like that. So Boogie, I hope it works out well for you and I hope you take some precautions anyway but if things turn sour, don’t say no one told you so.