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Live feed from Bernie HQ as the results roll in this Tuesday.

Live from the Bernie Campaign Bunker

00:00 - 00:03 Biden has won by double digits in the South.

00:04 - 00:05 They've won Virginia

00:05 - 00:07 and North Carolina.

00:08 - 00:12 We won California by less than 8 points

00:12 - 00:15 and just lost the Texas primary.

00:17 - 00:19 It's alright, the Michigan and

00:19 - 00:21 Washington primaries will bring it under control.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein fuhrer ...

00:27 - 00:28 Michigan and Washington ...

00:31 - 00:33 You just lost Michigan and Washington.

00:34 - 00:36 There is no path to the nomination.

00:53 - 00:58 I want the following staffers to stay. Shakir, Weaver, Meijia, and Gray.

01:13 - 01:15 I was the frontrunner!

01:15 - 01:17 I was supposed to win the nomination!

01:18 - 01:23 I promised the young people Medicare for All and student loan forgiveness!

01:25 - 01:28 All those asssholes just had to do was to stop tweeting and vote!

01:29 - 01:31 I can't believe voters kept on

01:31 - 01:34 asking how much it would cost!

01:34 - 01:37 It would have been a revolution had it not been for

01:37 - 01:40 all the stupid, low-information voters!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein fuhrer, that is highly problematic dog whistle!

01:42 - 01:46 Low-information, low-life voters!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein fuhrer, that is total malarkey!

01:48 - 01:52 Moderate democrats are the scum of the earth!

01:53 - 01:54 I was going to win

01:56 - 01:57 I was going to win according to Twitter and Reddit

01:57 - 02:00 I don't know anyone in real life who likes Biden

02:00 - 02:03 Biden voters hate the poors.

02:04 - 02:08 For years the DNC establishment has interfered with my plans!

02:08 - 02:13 I can't believe I lost more than in 2016 after campaigning for 4 years.

02:14 - 02:16 I lost to a candidate with no money or organization.

02:17 - 02:21 You can't beat those neoliberal shills!

02:27 - 02:29 I won the entire Democratic base by myself.

02:30 - 02:34 I moved the Overton window all by myself.

02:34 - 02:36 Damn boomers!

02:41 - 02:42 I've been betrayed.

02:43 - 02:47 I've been betrayed and deceived from the very beginning!

02:48 - 02:53 If only the moderates had all stayed in and Warren dropped out!

02:54 - 02:56 All those Warren supporters are a bunch of snakes!

02:56 - 02:59 And those Buttigieg rats fucked us too!

03:00 - 03:02 None of this is my fault!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, we can repeat this process with AOC.

03:14 - 03:16 My stump speech has fallen on deaf ears.

03:19 - 03:23 Who knew that repeating literally the same thing for decades wouldn't work?

03:25 - 03:26 I've lost.

03:31 - 03:33 The election is lost.

03:40 - 03:46 But if you believe that I am going to leave the race with any dignity, you are seriously mistaken.

03:46 - 03:49 I'd rather Biden lose.