Live from Punk Hazard, The One Piece Podcast Presents: “Caesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter Wonderland” … an assortment of holiday melodies for all the good little guinea pigs out there. So sit by the radio, and get ready for another holiday classic!

Caesar Clown’s Nuclear Winter Wonderland

Caesar Clown played by Steve Yurko

Monet played by Firecrouch

Vergo played by Ed

My Nuclear Winter Wonderland (0:22)

Written by Zach Logan and Steve Yurko

Sung by Steve Yurko

Arranged by Steve Yurko

Children scream, are you listening?

In the lab, death is glistening…

It’s a beautiful sight,

the dragons in flight,

in my Nuclear Winter Wonderland

Here’s some candy…for the children,

Have some more, it’ll be filling,

It’ll help you grow,

it’s fun you know,

in my Nuclear Winter Wonderland

In the medow we can build a smilie,

…oh here comes a henchman whose beard is brown.

He’ll say: are we guinea pigs?

And I’ll say: no man!

But here’s a little sedative

to keep you down!

Later on, we’ll conspire,

I make SAD cause I’m hired.

For Doflamingo,

He’s Joker ya know

In my Nuclear Winter Wonderland.

I’m no second to Doctor Vegapunk

I’m the best, so never put me down

I can make Zoan’s like the duck-duck,

You’ll never forget the name Ceasar Clown.

When the smilies … are exploding

Broadcast this, I’m recording

Do as I say, it’s the Ceasar Clown way!

In my Nuclear Winter Wonderland

I’m Dreaming of a White Moustache (3:36)

Written by The Dude

Sung by The Dude

Arranged by The Dude

Oh Luffy-Kun (10:32)

Written by Ed

Sung by Ed

Arranged by Zach

Me and the Strawhats (11:40)

Written by The Dude

Sung by The Dude

Arranged by The Dude

Genzo’s “Twas the Night Before Tangerine” (14:05)

Based on “Twas the Night Before Christmas”, portions by The Dude

Performed by The Dude

Arranged by The Dude

Three Marines (21:17)

Written by The Dude

Sung by The Dude, Ed, and Steve Yurko

Arranged by The Dude and Zach Logan

[Chorus]Three Marines of Navy HQWhat’s our rank? That’s Admiral, to you.Devil Fruit powers, Count the hoursTil we all run you through

O Justice is what we live to serve

And we don’t grade on a curve

Break the law, we’ll break your jaw

And you will get what you deserve

[Ao Kiji]You just woke me up from my sleepHaving Ice Powers doesn’t come cheapJustice declaring, Once was flaringNow I’d just rather count sheep

Ao Kiji is my name

Lazy-ass Justice is my game

Until I…

My, my, my, my, my, my… How boring

I’ma take a nap…

[Kizaru]

Gray Area Justice suits me just rightCertainty just makes one uptight

But if I get mad, you’ll wish you never had

Crossed me and my deadly light

At high speed I will go by

It’s incidental if you die

My laser beams are too extreme

I will probably say “Oh My!”

[Akainu] Absolute Justice is my charmMy aim is to only cause you harm

Ace resisted, then he got fisted

With my big magma arm

Tonight I dine on Justice Flakes

With Justice Fries and a Justice Shake

Don’t get curt, or you’ll get hurt

It might be your legs that I break

[Chorus] Admirals of Navy HQWatch what you’re doing or we’ll come for youIn giant boats with big long white coatsAnd colors Red, Yellow, and Blue

O Justice is what we live to serve

And we don’t grade on a curve

Break the law, we’ll break your jaw

And you will get what you deserve

[Ao Kiji] Can I go back to sleep now?[Kizaru] Ohhhhhhhh Myyyyyyyyyyyy![Akainu] What the HELL did that have to do with Christmas!?

Orson Welles’ One Piece (25:44)

Written by The Dude, Wikipedia

Performed by The Dude

Arranged by The Dude