Enough talk, the time for action is now.

There are plenty of Proud Boys across this great continent of ours and the need for a community has been met. Our good friend Kyle and associates have begun the Proud Boys North Chapter, up in Canada, and work on a few websites is already underway. There’s also a subreddit and two Facebook groups going. If you’re “proud of your boy” Reddit is probably your best bet to congregate. If you’re not already hip to the scene, here are the basics.

The official band is Generation X

They were punk rebels within punk. While everyone was being political, they were trying to fuck chicks and be pinups. Had lines like, “I’m walking in the street, with the latest on my feet” and “I heard you got your gear from Marks & Sparks” (Marks & Spencer which is like the Wal-Mart of UK). Other hit songs include

Flatfoot 56 “Courage”

Proud of Your Boy – Duran Duran “Wild Boys” but we hold our beers up and yell “Proud Boys” during the chorus

Booze sponsors are Budweiser and Maker’s Mark

NO GIRL DRINKS. BLACKBERRY MARGARITAS ARE DEALBREAKERS

The tattoo was confirmed on the show and the t-shirt will have Snoopy on it

REQUIREMENTS:

1st degree

Declare yourself a Proud Boy

2nd degree

5 or more dudes beat the shit out of you until you can name 5 breakfast cereals. This has to be filmed if Gavin McInnes or a Proud Boy rep is not present. Avoid blows to the head or nuts. Ribs aren’t great either. If he can’t name 5 or taps out, no 2nd degree.

3rd degree

Tattoo. You’re 3rd degree is not complete until you have tackled 1st and 2nd.

Girls can come to open meetings but not private ones.

DEALBREAKERS

THESE ARE NOT DEALBREAKERS. THERE IS ONLY ONE REQUIREMENT FOR 1ST DEGREE AND THAT IS TO DECLARE YOURSELF “A WESTERN CHAUVINIST WHO REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE FOR CREATING THE MODERN WORLD.

No men with flip-flops or any open toed shoe at any Proud Boy event. THIS IS NO LONGER TRUE No man can be considered a 3rd degree Proud Boy if he’s not #NoWanks THIS IS STILL TRUE

BLACK PROUD BOYS – THESE ARE TENDENCIES WE HAVE NOTICED BUT NOT REQUIREMENTS (THOUGH IT’S HARD TO IMAGINE A PROUD BOY CONSTANTLY WHINING ABOUT WHITE RACISM)

They are Western Chauvinists and recognize that white men are not the problem They don’t whine about racism or blame it for their problems

GAY PROUD BOYS

Same story but with straights. They don’t have to do #NoWANKS. Getting them to fuck is not a challenge. THIS IS STILL TRUE. IT’S A RULE THAT THE GAYS DON’T HAVE TO BE NO WANKS

PROUD BOYS’ GIRLS

They may attend open events but not private ones. They may not know what goes on at private meetings. We never discuss this. THIS IS STILL TRUE

-UHURU

UPDATE: We were forced to get more specific about all this (evident in crossed out words and excessive all caps) because of an article written by Christina Cauterucci wherein she claimed Gavin McInnes “would” accept non-white proud boys “if” they say they support immigration ban and eschew white guilt. She was using the above “requirements” to make it look like we have no black members and might allow some if they jumped through hoops. This is totally misleading and untrue and has since been corrected.

THE ONE RULE

To become a first degree Proud Boy ALL men have to do is publicly state they are a “Western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world.” That’s it.

You can have any political affiliation and be any religion, race, and/or sexual preference.