

Monster Pitch



Ever seen a trailer for a new horror movie and thought "Damn, I could come up with something better than that. Hell, a bunch of dead sea monkeys could come up with something better. In fact, a random, horror-movie plot generator could come up with something better than this piece of crap!"

How right you are.

So here's your chance to create the ultimate horror movie. Simply fill out the four fields, giving us actors and actresses for the movie, then select the setting of your masterpiece, the monster which will be terrorizing your actors, the motive for the monster's rampage. Then sit back and enjoy your very own movie pitch!

Just remember, if you actually make the movie, we want a cut.