Donald Trump went on Dr. Oz’s show (which will air on Thursday) to discuss his medical history following rival Hillary Clinton’s recent bout with pneumonia. Lots of interesting stuff began leaking out on Wednesday, but one thing in particular that caught our eye.

Take it away, CNN!

Multiple audience members told CNN that Trump said he does not exercise. But one of them — Kelly Platt, a pharmacist intern who said she is a Trump supporter — said Trump told Oz that he is so good at golf he could join the PGA Tour.

Wait what? Let’s read that last bit again.

Trump told Oz that he is so good at golf he could join the PGA Tour.

*tries to hold it in*

Alright, look, let’s try to be fair (*wipes remaining tears of laughter away*). There’s usually an element that’s lost in translation with these things.

I’ve explained in the past why Trump is such a good golfer, but whatever those medical results say, he’s still a 70 year-old man. Putting aside minor things like him practicing less and him having a worse golf swing than other pro golfers, him still being good enough to make the PGA Tour would be very extremely impossibly catastrophically unlikely. It simply isn’t true.

No. You may not like his politics but the man knows golf. Maybe he did say it in which case he doesn’t know golf, but it’s more likely that he said something like: he’s so good at golf that he COULD’VE joined the PGA Tour.

Trump is an undeniably good golfer, but people say that stuff all the time. I could say it about anybody. My colleague Charlotte Wilder answered “yeah” to whether she liked golf and “yes” to whether she has played before. Oh, if only she had spent every waking hour playing golf growing up! She could’ve been the best golfer that had ever been, man or woman. If only…

Prove me wrong. You can’t, because the premise — just like Trump’s — is unfalsifiable. It’s the kind of logical fallacy you’re supposed to avoid.

But while we may not be able to prove Trump wrong, I can offer my professional opinion which is as follows: No, Trump was almost certainly never good enough to be one of the handful of best golfers on the planet.