Yahoo comments below the article are hilarious.



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Donald and Hillary on campaign trail walk into bakery. As soon they get in Hillary steals three pastries and put them in her pocket.

She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."

Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you and honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him pastry. Donald swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him second pastry, Donald eats it and ask for the third one. When he gets it he eats that one too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"

Donald replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."