TEA LOGISTICS:

Vendor: Farmerleaf*

Price: $0.19USD/gram

Compression: Loose

Material: Jingmai

Season: 2017

Vendor Description: "This tea has a very powerful fragrance, somewhat reminding of lowly-oxidized oolongs. The bitterness is moderate, astringency is quite high. The tea soup is very active in the mouth and sweetness lingers after the session." (Source)

Link to Tea: Click Here

SESSION INFORMATION:

Brewing Vessel: 100ml Standard White Ruyao Gaiwan

Leaf/Water Ratio: 1g/15ml

Water Temperature: 195 Fahrenheit / 90.5 Celsius

Steeping Method: 1 flash rinse; 15-second steeps until dead**

REVIEW**:

Rinsed Aroma

Pleasant mixture of dried stone-fruit, fresh orchids, and very mild tobacco.

Flavor Notes

Light, sweet, and floral. In early steeps, there is almost no detectable bitterness, but the sweetness isn't out of control or off-putting in any way. It's not as funky (in a good way, like how Saisons are funky, except not at all similar to a Saison, which taste something like bananas and bat-shit) as higher-end Jingmai material tends to be. This tea is somewhat of a Jingmai-light. As the leaves open up, a subtle bitterness creeps in, followed by a lingering astringency, but neither is particularly aggressive.

Color

Somewhere between pale amber and dull yellow.

Mouthfeel/Texture

This tea begins very light, and then the astringency creeps up on you like some sort of ski-masked purse-snatcher. Three/four steeps in, and all of a sudden the sides of my tongue are numb and the insides of my cheeks are dry and tingly, like I'd just eaten a Saltine Cracker. Farmer-Leaf self-describes this tea as having a "very active" and "robust" mouthfeel, and they're not lying, in the best way possible. Complex mouthfeel is a front-runner for what makes puerh so unique, and this tea is a great example.

Intoxication

Relaxed, focused, and ready to fucking party.

Bottom Line

Farmerleaf says that they wouldn't recommend the Jingmai Tian Xiang to beginners,** and I understand what they mean: the astringency is high and the mouthfeel might be a little aggressive to someone who's only ever had greens/whites/blacks, but still, I have to respectfully disagree. This tea has all the characteristics of a solid puerh, making it a great option for those who genuinely want to experience a non-watered-down version of what puerh has to offer. In addition to seriously strong mouthfeel and a lingering astringency, this tea is also exceptionally sweet, making this a very well-rounded production. The flavor, also, is not nearly as "funky" (some describe the funkiness as similar to wet pocket-change) as some of the more high-end Jingmai material, but it still packs a solid punch, drop-kicking your ass face-first into mother-fucking flavor town.***

The bottom line? This is seriously good tea, at an extremely affordable price-point. Plus, Farmerleaf presses the vast majority of their cakes into both 100g and 357g sizes, so you don't have to commit to a full beeng to still get the pleasure of prying leaves from a cake. Drop by their site; show them some love. Pick up some tea. Enjoy.

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*Sheng Gut is not affiliated with Farmerleaf.

**If you're new/newish to puerh, Farmerleaf offers an incredible Starter Pack, complete with 200g of varied samples, a gaiwan, two teacups, and a cha hai--all for only $65.00USD, which is like mind-boggling, man.

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