Most of us have probably seen this viral video by now, but have any of us actually borne witness to the genuine artifact? Probably not.

Unless, of course, you’ve visited the Monroe Moosnick Medical History Museum in Lexington, Kentucky. There, amidst the world’s largest buffalo hairball and a 19th-century stomach pump, they have not one, but three dicks in a box quietly tucked away in an unassuming antique case that is not on exhibit. They’re huge and hulking, at least a foot-long each, and are now, thanks to time, a nice, crumbly shade of brown. They look like huge turds.

Yes, they are real. And yes, you can see them if you ask.

According to Jamie Day, the museum’s curator, these bad boys date back to the early 19th century and were used to educate future doctors during the Victorian era on the male reproductive and urological system.

The dicks are not part of the museum’s regular display and instead are tucked away in a box lest visitors become scandalized by their un-PG presence.

I only found out about them because when I went there, Day appreciated my unbridled enthusiasm for some the museum's less popular displays, like the severed head with part of the skull sawed away.

“If you like that, I’ve got something that’ll really surprise you,” he told me.

I took the bait.