Local Woman Who Messaged Us About Amber Carmark Is A 350 Pound Woman Who Gets Paid $900 An Hour To Eat Pizza Nude On Webcam

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A pet peeve of mine is when ratchets send us story tips about other ratchets, hoping that we will shame them, and in doing so make them feel slightly less ratchet. It happens more than you realize. For instance, last week when we published this blog about the latest antics from Amber Carmark, more commonly known as the “Weymouth Wenchestain,” after she was arrested for beating her boyfriend with the phone she was using to film him performing cunnalingis on her.

Granted, she’s a hot mess, but the woman who ratted her out to us isn’t exactly the model citizen herself. Meet Krissy Stuart.

I thought it was strange when Krissy was able to refer Amber to a foot fetish party. I can’t say that I would even know who to ask if I wanted to attend one of those and get paid $120 an hour. But evidently Krissy was using Turtleboy as a weapon of revenge against Amber because Amber was planning on reporting her for being a phone sex operator.

she could go to, and apparently she was using Turtleboy for revenge because Amber was gonna report her for being a phone sex operator.

Perfectly normal conflict between friends.

A year ago today she was featured in the Daily Mail for overcoming bullying to be a successful Internet entrepreneur. (trigger warning, don’t say I didn’t warn you)

Holy Fupa Tuesday. I’m not going to post all of the images here because this is a news site. However, our friends over at Turtleboy Sports have them all by clicking here.

Her job title is Tumblr.

She somehow has over 15,000 IG followers, and her portfolio is both stunning and brave. (Trigger warning, don’t say I didn’t warn you)

But it’s OK because she’s “body positive.”

I reached out to her for comment, since she clearly enjoys the attention, and here’s what she told me.

“Obviously you have a problem with me because I’m making money showing off my body and you’re not, so, whatever. Post about me, I don’t care. Tell them that I get naked in front of guys and eat because I’m the one getting paid $15 a minute for eating pizza naked. And I have a good body. My boyfriend likes it. All the guys on the Internet like it. So I could honestly care less. Yes, I have phone sex. Yes I make porn with my man. I could care less because there’s like so many girls doing it. And you and your little page is not gonna tear me down, because I honestly have so many supporters and supporters make me famous.”

For the record, I don’t have a problem with consensual adults making money off of their bodies. What I have a problem with is the fact that we live in a society where we tell dangerously obese people that they’re hot because telling them the truth might hurt their feelings. There is nothing body “positive” about the fact that my children could play hide and go seek in your folds and never be seen again. I know, Lena Dunham told you that being “plus sized” is OK as long as you’re happy with who you are. But the fact of the matter is that you’re something for weird men to pay to gawk at, and you’re probably going to die way before most people reading this blog. And there’s nothing positive about that.

She also says she’s not free because she’s not white.

Krissy, you get paid $15 a minute to eat chicken parmesan and fornicate with your boyfriend on webcam. It doesn’t get much freer than that.

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