I'm a straggler to confirming receipt of my Arbitrary Day 2012 gift because ... I was pretty drunk when I came home to find it. I waddled into my apartment building around 1am and found a package waiting for me. I excitedly ran upstairs to rip it apart, and did so with great vigor. Inside, I found three kick-ass arbitrary gifts: everyone's favorite magnetic bathroom throne game 'Wooly Willy," a blacksploitation DVD that has long been on my to-see list: "Black Dynamite," and an EVILTRON!!! Though I work by myself (forever alone) from home, I do have some friends in a brand new office right up the street - the EVILTRON will be the perfect prank.

Thank you Mr./Ms. Arbitrary Day 2012 Gift-Giver - I am indebted to your kindness and excellent taste!!