MINI-YOU:

You will get up to 10 Cool Babies made to look exactly like you. Seriously. A straight-up artist will carve a straight-up rendering of your face, use it to create a straight-up mold and we'll straight-up make those Cool Babies. You'll get a Producer Credit on all Cool Baby videos, one of which will be a short film all about you. And, if you like, your baby will enter regular production with the rest of the Cool Babies, carrying your name around the world and throughout eternity. You don't get a birth certificate because you probably already have one.

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