1. Mr. January The classiest chest hair you're ever gonna see.

2. Mr. February Do your girlfriend a solid and get this calendar for her for Valentine's Day.

3. Mr. March It's like that old saying goes, "The chest hair of the Irish." Or is that the luck of the Irish? One of those. Whichever.

4. Mr. April Chest hair is good for the environment.

5. Mr. May April showers bring May chest hairs.

6. Mr. June Chest hair on the beach.

7. Mr. July All American chest hair.

8. Mr. August Dogs have chest hair, too, man.

9. Mr. September School is where you learn how to display your chest hair.

10. Mr. October Sexy ghost chest hair.

11. Mr. November This year, give thanks for chest hair.