Recently, a video showing a group of Marines urinating on the dead bodies of alleged Taliban members has hijacked the minds of the American people and crashed them into unnecessary political discussion.

Here it is…Careful, this video includes pee.

Now, there are two trains of thought someone could use when formulating an opinion on the events we’ve just witnessed.

There is a tendency to defend the soldiers for their actions, I mean, they are risking their lives for OUR freedom and the time and dedication they put into their job would make any of us feel like shit the next time we complain about the time and dedication we put into our jobs.

We have no idea what these men have witnessed, we don’t know what actions took place immediately preceding this video, and we don’t know the horrific toll that living under these conditions takes on the human mind. There’s a good chance most Marines have a different level of “sanity” than some dude who sits on his ass and writes moderately entertaining blogs.

So I’m not going to put myself on a pedestal and condone the actions of people who risk their lives so I can (figuratively) shit on anything I disagree with.

HOWEVER (dun, dun, dun)

One feeling hasn’t been able to escape me since I first learned about this video and the international uproar it was producing.

Why? Just, why.

I understand that I don’t understand, I know their mind state is at a level I’ll probably never comprehend, but all I can keep asking myself is, why the fuck did they even need to do that?

This has nothing to do with political correctness, I don’t give a flying fuck about people in the Taliban, they get absolutely zero sympathy from Frog.

I just don’t understand why U.S Marines, the most amazing super great human beings we’ve chosen to represent and protect our country around the entire world, would stoop to such a tasteless level of behavior.

Why do you need to piss on a dead body? What are you trying to prove, I mean, you already fucking killed this guy, we get the point, you fucking won man, relax.

I can see myself going bat shit crazy and defacing the fuck out of some dead bodies, I can see myself doing unspeakable things under the veil of war, but I have a hard time believing my first instinct after killing a member of the Taliban would be to grab my bros and whip my cock out.

This isn’t about the who, it’s about the what. As in, what the fuck are you doing, you’re a fucking United States Marine. We’re supposed to be running at a higher level than these “third world” countries we’ve taken to occupying, and yet, when we get there, we behave like this.

I’m sure many of you have heard the horrible atrocities committed by Pilgrims and Native Americans at the very beginning of our country. The Indians (not politically correct) would do horrible things with the bodies of the people they had killed, and we promptly labeled them SAVAGES.

Well guess what, regardless of the circumstance, pissing on a dead body is inhumane and savage behavior.

Does this mean I think we should burn these guys at the stake? Of course not, I don’t even think they should be discharged from service. What I do think needs to happen is they need to be rapidly shaken by a large man who screams at them “WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK WERE YOU THINKING GOING AROUND PISSING ON DEAD BODIES AND FUCKING TAPING IT YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT.”

In conclusion, if I hear another right-wing, gun loving, ass pirate claim this is only making headlines because of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK, I’m going to lose my mind and start pissing on everybody.

Let’s put it this way, if the Taliban releases a video of themselves pissing on the dead bodies of United States Marines, would you be perfectly fine with that? Would you just chalk up that same outrage as “political correctness” or would you realize that sometimes certain actions cross the line and incense you to a level of palpable anger?

This isn’t about who pissed on who, or whether or not R. Kelly was involved. This is the simple task of holding human beings to a higher standard. There’s never really a good time to piss on a dead body, and for God sake’s don’t put it on YouTube.

You just killed someone, they’re now dead, you fucking won, what more could you possibly need to prove?