"Makes No Difference"/ Pizza Heist commentary- circa late 2001/early 2002

REAL QUICK: This is from the Introduction to Destruction DVD. I highly recommend it. Lots of goodies on there! I got mine used on Amazon. :P Bear with me! I would try to record the audio some how, but I'm not too gifted with technology, so I wrote this transcript by ear. Sorry for the mistakes! I did my best. They tend to talk over each other. Also, Dave and Cone are a little hard to tell a part. Although, to be honest, Dave sounds a little rougher and Cone (back then) sounded... a little slow.

**the first part takes place after the second one. I thought this was the one that had the talk about the pizza guy****

Deryck: Aaah, our first video we ever made.

Dave: Hee, yeah!

Deryck: This is still my favorite video we've ever done.

Dave: ... original band. This should be the original bad version.

Steve: I don't remember what happened with that picture of me and the lasers, my mom wants it back.

Cone: This video's kinda good!

Deryck: ... SG back then, I'm rockin' it!

Dave: Yeah, I was rockin' an SG. *beat* Not anymore.

*the band giggles*

Deryck: Aw, I love this video, this video's the best.

Steve: That's in LA.

Deryck: Our first trip to LA-

Cone: ... we ruined everyone's bill-

Steve: Yeah, we fought that backstage up-

Cone: That was like, in our hometown

Steve: We just left food everywhere just so it would stink and rot for weeks.

Cone: That was in Oshowa, in Ajax

Steve: Such a *mumbles*

Dave: That bastard. Fat bastard. "That handle smells"

Deryck: That's when I had my flat hair

Cone: Yeah, you were doing like, the mop-top

Steve: The mop-top?

*silence*

Steve: So we're back to the guns.

Dave: I remember that shot

Deryck: That was our first video!

Steve: I KNOW!

Deryck: *mumbles* was in there.

Steve: I KNOW! I'm turning back to the guns. *laughs*

Cone: They shit their pants.

Deryck: That guy had a heart attack, almost

Steve: He pooed his pants

I like the little star heads *mumbles*

*silence*

*chortling*

*Steve says something about them not doing a good commentary*

Deryck: Let's just watch

Dave: Big-wigs, penis, firework. Flaming dick. Hoah yeah.

Cone: LA. First trip to LA ever.

Dave: That was my attempt at sliding.

Steve: Sliding in LA.

Dancing. AGAIN. Watch for the mistakes.

-----this was when I realized that this was wrong video lol---

****so here it is.*****

Dave: AH, the logo! You guys remember the...

Steve: CHANTING THE NAME! I love it when they do that. It should be shay, "Steve-O! Steve-O!"

Yeah, why are you wearing a life preserver? *referring to Cone in the pic lol*

Boobies!

Ugly! *it's a pic of him*

Fireworks!

This was our first interview. Ah, what's with the bike helmets? Safety first, kids.

Deryck: You gotta be safe.

Steve: You never know when a mic'll fall *Deryck giggles cutely*, or a fist will hit. Who's that guy behind us? See, Dane Jook.

Deryck: *giggles*

Steve: Slam dunk!

Dave: Ah, who won>

Cone: What were you guys fightin for?

Steve: Pizza! *Cone giggles* I lost.

Deryck: I kicked your ass.

Steve: Yeah, frequently.

*laughing*

Dave: Dude with no shirt on? Who's the boy behind the-

Steve: I think that was ME, not wearing a shirt *pic of him naked comes up* That's me not wearing a shirt- that's Charlotte, hi Charlotte!

Breakdancing! WE were the ones that brought it back.

Dave: Who's that guy? *referring to himself*

Steve: Who's THIS guy? *referring to him* This is my brother, Brad. He's a pig.

Deryck: That was our tour ever, in 97.

Dave: Brad's got a bad case of BD now.

Cone: He's looking to get his thaaang wet

Steve: Constantly. That's me right now.

Cone: It's like Steve, it's like Steve.

Steve: It runs in the family. *Cone chortles* Smooth. Cool as iceee.

Deryck: When we get home, we gotta do this again.

Dave: It's my mom's Sunfire, the only vechile I can drive.

Steve: This is what we used to do for FUN!

Deryck: We should go back when we go home next time.

Steve: Okay.

Steve: We know most of, like, we know most of these people- not these guys- but the big fat dude we spray- worked at Subway. And this guy-

Cone: This guy loved it! *other guys talk over him*

Deryck: This guy was the coolest guy

Steve: He was like "YEAAAH!!"

He hadn't showered in WEEKS. The water was just nice on him. *narm*

Steve: This was embarrassing, and I don't ever wanna see it. This right here- look how sweaty I am! Girls, I don't sweat. That's, uh-

Cone: You're perspirating. *literally the same thing*

Steve: *stutters* Am I GLISTENING?!

Dave: Dynamo?

Steve: Dynamo, okay.

Cone: *most furious voice ever* What the HELL am I wearing?!!

Steve: What am I wearing, why am I a B-boy?

Deryck: ... Back to the Future. *Cone looks like Marty McFly, apparently. I don't disagree with this.*

Cone: *still can't believe it, stuttering* Why do I have a lifejacket on?

Fly?

Steve: Look, I screw up right there! Ah, I blew it, guys, sorry.

Dave: If you notice, I turn the wrong way, too. I SUCK at dancing.

Deryck: You do?

Dave: I do, yeah.

Steve: I'm great.

Dave: Dude, I'm terrible!

______________Fast forward a bit________

Cone: Deryck, that's when you were wearing your flat look.

Dave: This guy that you're going to see, that we squirt, is actually a big fan of the band. Yeah.

Steve: He is NOW.

Dave: Wo no no no, he was before. He would come and see us at-

Steve: He was shittin his pants right around now.

Dave: No, he had no idea

Deryck: Till he saw it in our video

Dave: Till he saw us at Warped tour and got the video

Deryck: That pizza sucked anyway.

Dave: Yeah. Next time we do this, let's do this

Steve: Did you just fart?!

Deryck: You heard it?

Dave: We're commenting-

Steve: We're commenting, we're doing a commentary for the EPK, and you far-

Dave: And you were farting.

Deryck: *genuine* Sorry. *lol*

____fast forward_____

*scene of girl singing "So Anxious" by Ginuwine*

Deryck: Okay, this girl, I found out, I went to school with her. A PUBLIC school.

Dave: It's the fucking jelly in the corner (?)

Steve: Right before that, there's a guy in the back who weighs about 400 pounds.

Cone: She was singing right to me. She liked me. I think she had a crush. *THAT WAS ME, YOU DUMBASS!!!*

*someone giggles uneasily. I would, too*

*They spray her, and they laugh*

Deryck: Blew her extensions right off!

Steve: SHE actually wants to kill us.

Deryck: No, her brother wants to kill us, the dude-