Welcome back! Last time, Amelia had a squinty faced child.

Today, that squinty faced child is trying to hang out with normal people, because he’s a social butterfly and he wants to do that shit

Cool

I feel this looks like a sitcom. We have a vaguely Italian looking kid, a black kid, a ginger kid, and a blonde kid. Either that, or it’s the united colours of Beneton.

Then Cadeon gets pissed off because he wants to play video games. Jesus look at his face.

You’re not a geek, you’re an asshole.

So he gets his mother (who is trying to make tips by playing a violin like a dying giraffe), and makes her take him home to…wait, what’s this?

MORE fire? You mean you haven’t bought a better quality stove?

Amelia: Kids are expensive

Amelia: Maybe I should just leave forever and never come back

Ginger child wants love

Emilio: Why did I ever meet this chick?

LOVE.

Amelia: Belinda can score us tickets to Bridgeport. Let’s Thema and Louise our way out of this shitty life.

wat

Amelia: Who am I kidding? I could never leave.

Emilio: Hmm, that’s nice dear.

Amelia: Let’s do the frickle frackle

Cadeon: zzzzzzzz

Amelia: Cadeon. Get to your room

Cadeon: But I had a bad dream

Amelia: Don’t care

10/10 parenting

Cadeon: *incoherent grumbling*

Amelia: Ohhhh yeahhh

Amelia: ohhhhh no

Amelia: More babies!

Emilio: NO PLEASE

Emilio: This is all just a dream

Emilio: This isn’t a dream. OH MY GOD

Emilio: Little of this, little of that…and now you’re getting a sibling

Cadeon: *traumatised for lyf*

Amelia: Why does nobody want to give money to a pregnant lady playing violin in the middle of the road?

Your guess is as good as mine.

They’re idiots, but clearly made for each other

Amelia: I am the size of a house plz make it stop

POOF, BABY

Welcome to the world, Dreamkiller Reaves

I mean Wean’taffordanewovennow Reaves

I mean Sophie

Yeah that will do.