So it's a dreary Monday in Melbourne. About to sit down to work when a wild courier man appears!

I know right away it's my craft exchange gift. I rip open the tube and out pops two google-eyed chips. Pretty cute, right? But wait, there's more. I unfurl the poster and well.. I laughed so hard I snorted coffee out my nose.

Note transcribed below.

The picture should speak for itself.

"So it turns out that I am TERRIBLE at hand making things. I tried my best though... I hope you like them. They will perch on your monitor and watch you fap to GW. Just in case I have included a poster of my cat farting in my face to make you feel better"

BEST!!