Andrew Anglin

Daily Stormer

February 8, 2016

Craig Mazin, a screenwriter famous for such gems as The Hangover 2 and The Hangover 3, was Ted Cruz’ roommate freshman year at Princeton. Since Cruz was elected to the Senate, he has spent a lot of time tweeting about how much he hates Ted Cruz.

He has painted a picture of Cruz as a calculated psychopath.

As Occidental Dissent notes, he’s been tweeting extra as of late.

Mazin is in fact Jewish. But what does it take to make any single person hate you this much?

It's not "astonishing" that Ted keeps lying. It's what he does. To everyone. In fact, it's ALL he does. https://t.co/kg62mBfKlR — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 7, 2016

Ted responds to "Maybe you have no heart" with a heartless, calculated chuckle. — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 7, 2016

Oof. This is Ted, all right. Creepy, unfunny, mean, boring. — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 7, 2016

No. He doesn't value it. That's what people need to understand. He thinks authenticity is foolish. https://t.co/YSQqlz5rtZ — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 6, 2016

Guy from 1988 hasn't changed at all, and is running for President now. Relevant. Non-scandals from '93, not so much. https://t.co/6aIx5jBPEz — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 6, 2016

I never saw it. I never saw anything come close to it, in fact. https://t.co/vdga7LyCC1 — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 6, 2016

Disturbingly, there is no difference. Pedantic, smarmy, creepy, arrogant, nasty, inauthentic and unfunny as hell. https://t.co/vsAWrDHLbz — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 6, 2016

No. And no friends from his high school ever called our room, come to think of it. Huh. I WONDER WHY… https://t.co/inBRWdKLrX — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 5, 2016

I never saw him help anyone but himself. And "prep for test well" isn't exactly the stuff of nostalgia. https://t.co/NaGCIMR4TI — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 5, 2016

Ever read Gladwell's "Blink"? That's how quickly I knew he was phony, calculated, inauthentic. An ersatz persona. https://t.co/XADixNiOJc — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 5, 2016

He doesn't admire anyone. His software engaged the "pander" subroutine. https://t.co/GK3lmlW3Ld — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 4, 2016

Classic Ted. Implies Carson drops out of the race. Then claims "I just meant he was going home." His voice pitches way up when he lies, btw. — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 4, 2016

I never saw him pray. Not once. https://t.co/ar6v1HxmMh — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 4, 2016

He was "Ted" from the start. Nickname only, I believe. https://t.co/mM0d1E6PXz — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 3, 2016

I don't think he's ever believed anything truly. He exists to achieve a goal. https://t.co/vs5tbJdw4O — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 3, 2016

Other than Ted, neither have I. He's the least authentic person I've ever known. In that sense, he's superlative. https://t.co/Fd5JWQy4xp — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 3, 2016

Yes, a character from a remaindered Left Behind knockoff novel who thinks his son is going to bring Jeebus back. https://t.co/sO0Rocg9iB — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) February 2, 2016

Ladies and gentlemen, here is your anti-elitist, just one-of-the-folks populist Ted Cruz! https://t.co/M5KWXWA8Oq — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 30, 2016

Typical Ted. "It's allowable, therefore it's ethical and wise." He literally cannot see the problem. https://t.co/GO1uR3hYuZ — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 30, 2016

He'll try again. He will try and try. He will never stop trying. He'll take a break, then try again. https://t.co/osB1k762pa — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 29, 2016

He's actually *all* lying. Everything he says is calculated down to the syllable. There is no authenticity to him. https://t.co/XNu4RTJiQj — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 29, 2016

Yes. Someone programmed it into his brain very early on. It's that synthetic quality so many of us found creepy. https://t.co/1rTZ3ui8G7 — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 22, 2016

Ted Cruz doesn't like "New York values." His wife works for Goldman Sachs. This is how dumb he thinks you all are. — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 14, 2016

How little has Ted Cruz changed since 1988? If he hadn't gained weight, I could make a strong case that he was a cyborg. — Craig Mazin (@clmazin) December 8, 2015