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Scene: Early October, in a room on the Fifth Floor of Trump Tower...

00:00 - 00:03 Nate Silver puts Clinton at a 73% chance of victory.

00:04 - 00:05 They are outspending us on TV by 4 to 1.

00:05 - 00:07 In Florida, they have spent $46 million.

00:08 - 00:12 She is winning in North Carolina.

00:12 - 00:15 And gaining ground in New Mexico and Florida.

00:17 - 00:19 The Assange leak will destroy her.

00:19 - 00:21 Drudge will lead with it.

00:24 - 00:26 Mr. Trump...

00:27 - 00:28 Assange...

00:31 - 00:33 Assange's announcement was a PR stunt.

00:34 - 00:36 He was just trying to sell books.

00:53 - 00:58 The following people will stay here: Fitzpatrick, Bossie, Scavino, and Bannon.

01:13 - 01:15 Stone said it was an October surprise!

01:15 - 01:17 He put it all over Twitter!

01:18 - 01:23 Why am I sucking up to Putin if his pet hackers can't deliver!

01:25 - 01:28 So this is what it has come to.

01:29 - 01:31 Hannity, Breitbart, Lewandowski--they've all been lying to me! Even Giuliani!

01:31 - 01:34 Our alt-right trolls are just a bunch of anonymous morons.

01:34 - 01:37 The same stupid Pepe meme over and over!

01:37 - 01:40 They are cowards and losers!

01:40 - 01:42 I can't permit you to insult the 8chan subscribers.

01:42 - 01:46 Our Internet trolls are the scum of America!

01:46 - 01:48 Mr. Trump, this is outrageous!

01:48 - 01:52 They call themselves trolls?

01:53 - 01:54 Years of studying photoshop, eating Hot Pockets in basements.

01:56 - 01:57 Just to make a stupid picture of a frog.

01:57 - 02:00 Nobody even knows what the frog means anymore!

02:00 - 02:03 How do I win Florida with pictures of fucking frogs?

02:04 - 02:08 You told me my crowds were huge

02:08 - 02:13 You told me we didn't need to spend money on tv ads.

02:14 - 02:16 Of course we need television ads to win a national election!

02:17 - 02:21 What I should have done is keep Manafort on the payroll, like Yanukovych.

02:27 - 02:29 I never served in the Senate.

02:30 - 02:34 Yet I won 35 states all by myself.

02:34 - 02:36 Yet I won 35 states all by myself.

02:41 - 02:42 Traitors.

02:43 - 02:47 I've been deceived and betrayed from the very beginning!

02:48 - 02:53 What a monstrous betrayal of "The Apprentice" fans.

02:54 - 02:56 But those traitors will pay.

02:56 - 02:59 You think I'm going to pay my campaign bills?

03:00 - 03:02 They will drown in small-claims lawsuits!

03:04 - 03:07 Gerta, it's okay. We were paid in advance.

03:14 - 03:16 My orders have fallen on deaf ears.

03:19 - 03:23 Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to win...

03:25 - 03:26 It's over.

03:31 - 03:33 The campaign is lost.

03:40 - 03:46 But gentlemen, if you believe I am going to start shaking hands in diners,

03:46 - 03:49 you are seriously mistaken. I'd rather blow my brains out.