TITLE: What if Romney wins?



TITLE: Women will be hunted in the streets.

SENTINEL: Come get your trans-vaginal probe screening!



TITLE: All education will be privatized.

AMANDA: My book is asking me to pay for downloadable content!



TITLE: We will plunge back into random wars.

REDNECK: Is this a Canadian nickel? It's an invasion, boys.



TITLE: The Mexican border will be militarized.



TITLE: Christianity will be the official religion.

RICK, JIMMY, BILLY, TREY: What, you mean we won't be able to avoid Christmas imagery everywhere we go anymore?



