NEW YORK CITY — Ask any New Yorker which post office is the worst in the city and you will probably get one answer: Mine. No, not yours, mine.

In Forest Hills, Yelpers say the post office is a "hell" where a staffer can disappear "like a [n]inja" at any moment. Yelpers described another Washington Heights post office as a "giant toilet" and compared it to a "deplorable" 17th century prison in India called the Black Hole Of Calcutta.

Patch has decided to settle the debate. Which is the absolute worst? Where are the lines longest? Where are packages most likely to disappear? What is the worst atrocity ever committed by a New York City postal service employee? We need your help. Give us your nominations and your horror stories of proof, please. We'll cull through the data and, in a highly-scientific process, pick the post office that freaks us out the most.

You can submit your nomination in the comments below (click on the green message icon to the left of the screen to get started), or email Patch reporter Kathleen Culliton at Kathleen.Culliton@patch.com with the subject line, "Worst Post Office."

And may the worst post office win.