teacher: congrats everyone! all of you passed the bomb diffusal school written exam! teacher: now everyone, open your desks *the students have their desks open* student 1: oh my god! it's a bomb! student 2: i also have a bomb student 3: i want fewer bombs! teacher: yes. those are live bombs teacher: if you are able to diffuse the bomb, you will receive your certification student 1: excuse me. i have a question student 1: if any one of us fails to diffuse the bomb, doesn't that mean we'll all fail? and by "fail", i mean "die" *teacher thinks* teacher: oh... teacher: yea