Just when you thought the presidential campaign couldn't get any more ridonkulous, my babies .......

Word comes today that El Trumpo - aka, 2016 Republican Presidential candidate Donald J-for-Jackass Trump - says that President Barack Obama founded ISIS.

Of course, this is true. In fact, political and other famed figures the world over have been responsible for founding some of the most incongruous groups history has ever seen. Here are but a few:

The Ku Klux Klan - founded by Martin Luther King, Jr. A paid shill, King's being African-American was clever cover for the KKK's nocturnal, infernal deeds.

The NAACP - founded by George Corley Wallace, Jr., Governor of Alabama during the segregationist years. His mad-dog separatist invective was disingenuous, as some of his favorite servants were black.

The Luftwaffe - engineered not by Hitler, but Winston Churchill. A closet turncoat, Churchill was willing to sacrifice London to get the Nazi job done.

Communist Party of America - founded by Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Elected President not once but four times, FDR was publicly known for pulling America out of the Great Depression, guiding us through World War II, and with Allied help, ending the war in Europe. All a giant ruse for his deep, red leanings. He even was godfather to Stalin's son, Skippy.

International Beef Producers' Council - founded by Mohandas Gandhi. That's right. The Mahatma ate, and prospered by, cow. The "sacred" cows plodding through the streets of New Delhi were just for show, slaughtered minutes after the camera crews left.

Draft Dodgers Unite! - founded by Dwight D. Eisenhower. Eisenhower was always conflicted about the military, even while serving his country, to the rank of General, for more than 40 years.

National Coalition of Gay, Lesbian & Transgender Actors - founder, John Wayne. Yup, The Duke. Who knew?

Comics' Christian Temperance Union - founder, comedy legend Lenny Bruce. Neither Christian nor temperate, Bruce still made an effective figurehead for this little-known activist group.

Businessmen for Fair & Truthful Rhetoric - founded by Donald J. Trump. In 1990. Before he went politically-delusional and bat-shit crazy.

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