Laloo: Caste, caste, caste, caste…

Analysis: Wily politician!

Mayawati: We need a Dalit PM!

Analysis: Inclusive!

Nitish: Modi is unacceptable to the minorities!

Analysis: Secular!

Khurshid: We need a quota for minorities.

Analysis: Development!

Pappu: Errr….

Analysis: Brilliant!

Manmohan: Theek hai!

Analysis: Poor well-meaning man!

Sonia: ……….

Analysis: Her silence has grace, meaning, depth…

Modi: I want India to be a developed country.

Analysis: Not inclusive! Communal! Anti-development! Where’s the Godhra apology?

© Sunil Rajguru