Look at these games

Aren't they all neat?

Wouldn't you think

My collection's complete?

Wouldn't you think I'm the one

The one who has everything

Look at this log

Stories untold

How many wonders can one console hold?

Lookin' around here you think:

'Sure, they've got everything"

I've got shooters and fighters aplenty

I've got FPS and TPS galore

You want role playing games?

I got twenty

But who cares?

No big deal

I want more

I wanna be where the master race is

I wanna see

Wanna see 'em gaming

Playin' along with that...

What do you call it?

Oh, a mouse.

Workin' your thumbs you don't get too far

Fingers are required for shooters, strategy

Adding along all those...

What's that word again?

Mods

Down where they play

Up where they game

Down where they stay all day in the basement

Wandering free

Wish I could be

Part of that world

What would I give

If I could live

Free of these consoles

What would I pay

To spend a day

With a Steam sale

Betcha' on PC

They understand

Bet they don't

Restrict all their players

Bright young consumers

Sick of DRMing

Ready to stand

And ready to know

What the people know

Askin' my questions

And get some answers

What's GPU and why does it...

What's the word?

Grafix

When's it my turn?

Wouldn't I love

Love to explore the world up above

Out of the shit

Wish I could sit

In part of that