No one expected the Phillies to exceed .500 in their second year of a rebuild. Then again, no one expected them to win 53 games, either, which is the pace they'd set entering Sunday's action in Arizona - and we use the word "action" loosely here. They are, by any measure, one of the worst offensive teams in baseball, even though they play their home games on a glorified softball field. If you want action, just wait until their pitchers take over; again, bottom five in almost every measurable.