[09:43] <S> <Amuro Ray> that moment when you realize a girl has written you into a yaoi fanfic

[09:43] <EwanMacIan> I STILL PLAY IT.

[09:43] <S> <Amuro Ray> so do I?

[09:43] <Sponce> link?

[09:43] <RisenLM> 12 gig update, ehhh.

[09:43] <jeroknite> I think my girlfriend has done that

[09:43] <EwanMacIan> LINK?

[09:43] <S> <Amuro Ray> she won't link it to me till she's done...

[09:44] <jeroknite> Or maybe she was joking

[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> she says it's a surprise

[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> and I'm scared...

[09:44] <Sponce> That's not something to joke about

[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> no, she serious. she doesn't bullshit about that stuff

[09:44] <EwanMacIan> Pretty sure it's a compliment.

[09:44] <jeroknite> You get rape

[09:44] <jeroknite> d

[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm a shotacon

[09:44] <jeroknite> MY girlfriend may have been joking

[09:44] <jeroknite> :/

[09:44] <Sponce> You're probably going to get raped

[09:44] <S> <Amuro Ray> oh... this girl isn't dickin' around

[09:44] <EwanMacIan> It's a compliment if you're pitching.

[09:44] <EwanMacIan> in the story

[09:45] <RisenLM> Still probably imminent rape.

[09:45] <jeroknite> Good save, Evan

[09:45] <S> <Amuro Ray> and if I'm fuckee?

[09:45] <EwanMacIan> Thank you.

[09:45] <EwanMacIan> Then just close your eyes and try to enjoy it.

[09:45] <jeroknite> He can't read with his eyes closed

[09:45] <S> <Amuro Ray> my god, Pinkie Pie breaks the fourth wall way too often.

[09:45] <Sponce> Nothing wrong with dick in your butt, bro

[09:45] <jeroknite> ... Oh!

[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> uh, I dunno sponce.

[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> when you make me into a schoolboy

[09:46] <jeroknite> Is the girl futa?

[09:46] <EwanMacIan> She doesn't REALLY break the 4th wall.

[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes she does?

[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> she interupted the closing fade

[09:46] <EwanMacIan> I mean, not like Shakespeare's characters do.

[09:46] <Sponce> She doesn't address the audience doe

[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> and opened the hole that was closing

[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> well yeah.

[09:46] <EwanMacIan> Yeah, but they do that in loony toons

[09:46] <jeroknite> Is the girl futa?

[09:46] <S> <Amuro Ray> she opens the fourth wall about as well as someone NOT in a play

[09:46] <jeroknite> I need to know

[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> uh... Jeroknite... I think it's two shotas

[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> no lolis

[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> no futa

[09:47] <jeroknite> The irl human being girl

[09:47] <jeroknite> :I

[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> oh yeah

[09:47] <jeroknite> ffs

[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> she's a real chick

[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> no dick

[09:47] <jeroknite> So no penis?

[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO

[09:47] <jeroknite> Are you sure?

[09:47] <Aniwork> That you know of.

[09:47] <jeroknite> ^

[09:47] <S> <Amuro Ray> well, I haven't exactly seen her nude

[09:48] <Sponce> There's nothing wrong with chicks with dicks, bro

[09:48] <S> <Amuro Ray> but I assume she's not a boy or she would have told me

[09:48] <jeroknite> She wants to fuck your ass, and th story is to see how you react to that sort of thing

[09:48] <Sponce> Maybe this fic is a sign she wants to see YOU naked

[09:48] <Sponce> She wants the D, bro

[09:48] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm too black to get raped

[09:48] <S> <Amuro Ray> that's my job!

[09:48] <jeroknite> That doesn't make sense

[09:49] <EwanMacIan> THAT WAS RACIST!

[09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> have you ever seen a white person named bubba?

[09:49] <jeroknite> Just let it happen with her

[09:49] <Sponce> As a white man, I'm offended

[09:49] <EwanMacIan> AND YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES!

[09:49] <derram> yes

[09:49] <Aniwork> Yes

[09:49] <jeroknite> bend over like [](/twishake)

[09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> ...yes...?

[09:49] <derram> I've seen a lot of white guys name Bubba

[09:49] <EwanMacIan> IF A BLACK PERSON IS RACIST AROUND WHITE PEOPLE THE WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO BE RACIST!

[09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't care if you're racist!

[09:49] <S> <Amuro Ray> lol

[09:49] <Aniwork> bubba is a pretty common white trash name.

[09:49] <jeroknite> Just

[09:49] <jeroknite> Let her peg you

[09:49] <EwanMacIan> RAY I BET YOU LIKE WATERMELON.

[09:49] <jeroknite> In the butt

[09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes

[09:50] <jeroknite> With her penis

[09:50] <Sponce> That's so hot

[09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not sure she has a penis stupid!

[09:50] <EwanMacIan> BLACK PEOPLE HAVE A HIGHER THAN AVERAGE INCARCERATION RATE BECAUSE OF ALL THE CRIMES THEY COMMIT.

[09:50] <jeroknite> I am sure

[09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes

[09:50] <jeroknite> She totes has a penis

[09:50] <EwanMacIan> You aren't making this any fun.

[09:50] <S> <Amuro Ray> Jero, how d'you know!?

[09:51] <jeroknite> BECAUSE OF THE STORY

[09:51] <jeroknite> KEEP UP

[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> she's been my friend for years... and I think I may have frienzoned her unknowingly....

[09:51] <jeroknite> SHE

[09:51] <jeroknite> WANTS

[09:51] <jeroknite> YOUR

[09:51] <Aniwork> WHITE PEOPLE EARN MORE ON AVERAGE THAN BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE JOBS.

[09:51] <jeroknite> ANUS

[09:51] <Sponce> But I thought she was your GF?

[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> which is something I vowed never to do.

[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO

[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> I said she was my friend

[09:51] <EwanMacIan> Dude, she wrote you into a slashfic.

[09:51] <S> <Amuro Ray> my friend who is a girl

[09:51] <jeroknite> Who is also a girl

[09:51] <EwanMacIan> Is she white?

[09:51] <Sponce> Then she wants you, dude, go for it

[09:51] <EwanMacIan> If she's white you can't date her.

[09:51] <jeroknite> So she's your girl friend

[09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> uh, she's half Japanese

[09:52] <Sponce> That's hot

[09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> and half Korean

[09:52] <EwanMacIan> ONLY WHITE MEN CAN DATE WHITE WOMEN.

[09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes

[09:52] <EwanMacIan> Oh, then feel free.

[09:52] <S> <Amuro Ray> yes

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[09:52] <jeroknite> >Japanese

[09:52] <EwanMacIan> Actually, in my experience black men are far more likely to date white women than the inverse.

[09:52] <Aniwork> Shit you screwed. Asian fathers barely let they're girls date white guys much less black.

[09:52] <jeroknite> Def has a futa dick

[09:53] <EwanMacIan> ^

[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> she's an asian chick with a futa dick?

[09:53] <jeroknite> YES

[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> that sounds like the basis for a song.

[09:53] <jeroknite> HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS

[09:53] <EwanMacIan> Uh YEAH, have you ever heard of hentai?

[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> yeah, I have.

[09:53] <jeroknite> ~g futa

[09:53] <GabeButt> http://www.irs.gov/Individuals/International-Taxpayers/Federal-Unemployment-Tax -> Federal Unemployment Tax

[09:53] <EwanMacIan> All asian women have dicks.

[09:53] <jeroknite> nope

[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> I've known her for like, ever. I think she'd tell me if she had a penis

[09:53] <EwanMacIan> haha

[09:53] <Aniwork> what?

[09:53] <jeroknite> ~g futanari

[09:53] <GabeButt> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futanari -> Futanari - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[09:53] <jeroknite> Close enough

[09:53] <S> <Amuro Ray> haha F.U.T.A= Federal Unemployment Tax

[09:54] <EwanMacIan> what's the "a" for?

[09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> someone screenshot that lol

[09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> the A in Tax?

[09:54] <Sponce> Act

[09:54] <Sponce> Federal Unemployment Tax Act

[09:54] <EwanMacIan> Oooooh, that's some good bullshit sponce.

[09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FjMQBN2Ls8&feature=endscreen Fast Forward to 1:35 for the best montage ever

[09:54] <GabeButt> YT -> Friendship is Witchcraft - "Dragone Baby Gone" (3) - Views: 350469 - Rating: 4.942979 - Duration: 00:14:14

[09:54] <Sponce> Follow the link

[09:54] <Sponce> And read

[09:54] <jeroknite> Ner

[09:54] <S> <Amuro Ray> I know what Futa is

[09:55] <EwanMacIan> JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT BULLSHIT!

[09:55] <jeroknite> We need to get Amu to let this girl penis him

[09:55] <EwanMacIan> Yes.

[09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> WHY!?

[09:55] <jeroknite> BECAUSE

[09:55] <EwanMacIan> Because dude!

[09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't want hot dickings!

[09:55] <EwanMacIan> FUTA ASIAN CHICK?

[09:55] <jeroknite> LIAR

[09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> yt~ Dr. Tran Hot Dickings

[09:55] <EwanMacIan> THINK ABOUT IT!

[09:55] <Aniwork> Becuase there's nothing hotter than getting pegged by a chick with a real dick.

[09:55] <S> <Amuro Ray> except doing the secks yourself...

[09:55] <jeroknite> She might have a vagina too

[09:56] <EwanMacIan> fag.

[09:56] <jeroknite> I mean

[09:56] <Aniwork> What pegging yourself? That's gay.

[09:56] <jeroknite> If that's what you're into

[09:56] <Sponce> Penis and a vagina? That's marriage material right there

[09:56] <S> <Amuro Ray> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCL6_hMZC-E

[09:56] <GabeButt> YT -> Dr. Tran Delivers The Hot Dicking! - Views: 21595 - Rating: 3.8817205 - Duration: 00:01:33

[09:57] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'd rather be raped by Rainbow Dash

[09:57] <S> <Amuro Ray> than get dicked

[09:57] <Sponce> Later chumps, I'm off to being productive

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[09:58] <S> <Amuro Ray> yeah, no. she doesn't have a penis and she will not rape me with it

[09:58] <Aniwork> You asked?

[09:58] <S> <Amuro Ray> well, no...

[09:58] <S> <Amuro Ray> but that seems like such a strange question to ask out of the blue

[09:59] <Aniwork> She writting you into a shotacon fic. I think that's a pass to asked whatever the fuck you want.

[09:59] <jeroknite> Just slip it into a sentance

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[09:59] <M_derram> Wooo!

[10:00] <S> <Amuro Ray> is 10mb/s a slow download speed?

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[10:00] <Aniwork> Just go "Hey you know what would be awesome? Getting pegged by an asian futanari."

[10:00] <S> <[AiF] RisenLM> megabits or bytes?

[10:00] <jeroknite> "You wanna go get some coffee, and do you have a penis?"

[10:00] <S> <Amuro Ray> Megabits

[10:00] <S> <[AiF] RisenLM> It's not fast.

[10:00] <S> <Amuro Ray> Jero... that won't work!

[10:01] <jeroknite> Her: "Yes and yes"

[10:01] <jeroknite> It doesn't have to be coffee

[10:01] <S> <Amuro Ray> 10 Megabits per second is slow?

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[10:01] <S> <Amuro Ray> everything's downloading so quickly

[10:01] <M_derram> Wooo!

[10:01] <Aniwork> Its ok.

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[10:01] <jeroknite> It could be faster

[10:01] <derram> Wooo!

[10:01] <derram> ha

[10:01] <Aniwork> Hell my phone downloads at 40Mbps

[10:01] <derram> suddenly people!

[10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> I need to speed it up, I guess...

[10:02] <Trips> hey hey it's the last day of 2012

[10:02] <roflgar> turned on the tv to wait for the new episode rerun on the hub

[10:02] <roflgar> DBZ is on

[10:02] <Trips> categorically the worst year I have ever been alive!

[10:02] <jeroknite> Yay!

[10:02] <roflgar> this show is kind of silly

[10:02] <Trips> let's fucking party

[10:02] <Aniwork> DBZ on the HUB?

[10:02] <roflgar> no

[10:02] <roflgar> nick

[10:02] <jeroknite> Help us get Amu fuck in the ass by a futa chick

[10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm going to get asian futa raped on new year's day!

[10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> :( HELP!

[10:02] <jeroknite> fucked*

[10:02] <roflgar> yay!

[10:02] <S> <Amuro Ray> HALP

[10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> HALP!

[10:03] <EwanMacIan> "help"?

[10:03] <Trips> A) why is that something you need help with

[10:03] <Aniwork> nick is playing dbz now? what has the world come to.

[10:03] <jeroknite> Use lube

[10:03] <Trips> B) why is it rape, you should want this

[10:03] <jeroknite> ^^^^

[10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't wanna get raped by asian futa chick

[10:03] <jeroknite> LIAR

[10:03] <Trips> THEN SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY

[10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not gay for Braeburn! Help!

[10:03] <jeroknite> EVERYBODY IS GAY FOR BRAE

[10:03] <Aniwork> What about Apple Barrel?

[10:03] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not Brae for Gayburn

[10:04] <jeroknite> And it's not gay if she does it

[10:04] <jeroknite> [](/twifun)

[10:04] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not even sure she has a dick!

[10:04] <EwanMacIan> She does.

[10:04] <jeroknite> [](/horsecock) [](/twifun)

[10:04] <S> <Amuro Ray> I swear on my desktop ponies I will get the the bottom of this!

[10:04] <S> <Amuro Ray> to*

[10:05] <jeroknite> Ok, here's what you do

[10:05] <Trips> you mean you will get to be the bottom

[10:05] <Trips> of this

[10:05] <Trips> meaning her

[10:05] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO. NOT LIKE THAT TRIPS

[10:05] <jeroknite> You ask her if she has a penis

[10:05] <Trips> WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

[10:05] <Trips> I'D GIVE MY RIGHT NUT TO GET ASIAN FUTA RAPED

[10:05] <jeroknite> ANd if she freaks, say that you mean pen

[10:05] <Trips> STOP SQUANDERING THIS OPPORTUNITY YOU FUCK FACE

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[10:06] <jeroknite> But if she says "yes"

[10:06] <jeroknite> [](/horsecock) [](/twifun)

[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> then Idk how to respond

[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> I'm not going to ask her to fuck my butthole

[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO

[10:06] <jeroknite> BEND OVER IS HOW YOU RESPOND

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[10:06] <jeroknite> ALWAYS

[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> NO!

[10:06] <jeroknite> [](/bendover)

[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> I don't want the D

[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> I like giving the D

[10:06] <S> <Amuro Ray> not recieving it....

[10:06] <jeroknite> That's the best part of futa

[10:07] <Trips> ^^^^^^^

[10:07] <jeroknite> You get both

[10:07] <EwanMacIan> ray, quit being a faggot and have this girl fuck you in the ass!

[10:07] <Trips> best of both worlds, if you're feeling dominant just have her suck you off or top her

[10:07] <jeroknite> ^

[10:07] <S> <Amuro Ray> It's Amuro!