(Interact Games – 1994)



On “Revengers of Vengeance” you seek for revenge in return for their vengeance, which came as a revenge of your vengeance, which… nevermind.

The best of all? It’s “based on a true story”

(Extreme Entertainment Group – 1993)







Got Milk? Then don’t blow it out your nose

(Data East – 1995)



CYBERpad is capable of making a skeletal human forearm jump out of your TV to strangle you at any moment

(Suncom – circa 1991)



The perfect Christmas guest

(Muse – 1982)



Good things will happen… like a baseball breaking your window and hitting you in the head.

(Tecmo – 1994)



Life lesson: Never give your Joystick to an Alligator

(Hot-B – 1990)



Apparently, nerds get cooler by playing videogames

(Hot-B – 1990)



What’s better than golf? ROBOTIC golf of course!

(TOHO – 1993)



Once you start playing the “Zoop” game, it replaces the girl of your dreams, your acne pimples… and such a healthy game is America’s largest killer of time.

(Viacom – 1995)



“Actual Scream Shot”…

(Universal Interactive Studios – 1992)



Tell Santa you have no ballz kid

(PF Magic – 1994)