As the Grand Marshall of the Disputed Territories of Wallonia I declare independence from the United States. However, we will need to be recognized as a nation by a greater sovereign. So politely we ask to you be generous enough to sign our petition and chip in whatever you please so that we may send this petition to Commission Chair Moussa Faki of the African Union to address us via twitter or the podium.

Want to know more about our nation?

- Our land claim currently weighs in at around five pounds and consists of two rocks, one of which is bigger than the other. Soon enough we will have conquered enough rocks to permanently settle in a private building or lot of sorts.

- Our population currently counts in at five, this includes two dogs seeing that dogs seem to be better morally than most people.

- Our land claim is actively defended by the Sovereign Military Order of Wallonia consisting of three knights. (60% of our population)

- Our goal as a nation is to build a community large enough to support other micronations as well as exercise the right to free speech to the fullest, all citizens will be able to say their mind however they want it to be said. (There will be no safe spaces.)

- We do pay American taxes but we consider it 'Foreign Aid' considering the conditions of their roads.

- All Ants small or large have been declared enemies of the state due to their petty thievery of food.

So with all facts settled we ask you to sign this petition. Any signers who wish to apply for citizenship may do so at disputedterritoriesofwallonia@gmail.com simply asking to become a citizen and why you believe you could be essential to the Wallonian cause of aiding other micronations as well as promoting true free speech. (Also tell us whether or not you like ants. *This is CRITICAL to your application*)