Ever wonder what every item in Kramer’s apartment looks like? No? Well, we did.

We took it upon ourselves to create an inventory of every single item that appear in his apartment throughout the series.

Turns out, there’s around 400+ unique items in there.

Admittedly, there are items that we couldn’t identify, so we encourage reader’s feedback on if we missed something.

This post took us a LONG time, so please share it with your friends if you found it mildly entertaining. Tweet me @KramerApartment

Summary:

First appearance : ‘The Apartment’, season 2, ep. 5 (see how his apartment evolved over time)

: ‘The Apartment’, season 2, ep. 5 (see how his apartment evolved over time) Final appearance: ‘The Bookstore’, season 9, ep. 17

‘The Bookstore’, season 9, ep. 17 Our favorite item: a photo of Jerry and Kramer on New Years Eve

a photo of Jerry and Kramer on New Years Eve Most expensive item : the Farbman chest

: the Farbman chest Largest item: a blue hot tub

a blue hot tub Most common character: Jerry (the complete list of characters in Kramer’s apartment here)

Jerry (the complete list of characters in Kramer’s apartment here) Most common item: Potted plants

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Season 2

The Apartment:

George decides to conduct a sociological experiment using Kramer’s mother’s old wedding ring.

1 wood framed picture

1 wooden coat rack

1 hanging lamp

1 wedding ring

The Statue:

Jerry gets his house cleaned by Elaine’s friend Ray. When he learns that Ray stole a statue from Jerry’s apartment, Kramer decides to “go get em.”

1 wood shelf

1 blue blanket

1 grey three piece suit 1 pair of brown shoes

1 gery hat “like joe friday in dragnet”

1 wall mounted candler holder 1 hanging lantern

1 green cabinet with shelves

The Deal:

When Jerry and Elaine start sleeping together, Kramer gives Elaine the bench that she has been wanting for her birthday. This makes Jerry look like her uncle when he gives Elaine cash as a gift.

1 wall mounted lamp

1 wall mounted candle stick holder

1 empty wood picture frame 1 box with “521” on it

1 folding tv tray table

1 wall mounted lamp 1 wall mounted candle stick holder

1 empty wood picture frame

1 hanging lantern

Season 3

The Dog:

Jerry agree to look after Farfel the dog when his owner has a medical condition on an airplane.

1 wood

1 wall mounted candle stick holder

1 folding tv tray table

The Library:

Kramer seduces a librarian from the New York Library, while Lt. Bookman hounds Jerry for an overdue library book from 1976, Tropic of Cancer.

1 composition notebook

1 wall mounted candle holder

1 empty wood framed picture

books

The Suicide:

Jerry is seeing his neighbors girlfriend while his neighbor Martin is in a comma. Newman finds out and can’t wait to tell him, while Kramer can’t wait to ask him for his vacuum cleaner back.

1 wall mounted candle holder

1 black framed painting of a bountiful dinner table

1 black framed painting

1 bag of Jerrys trash

The Keys:

When Kramer abuses his use of Jerry’s spare key, Jerry takes it away and Kramer splits for the coast. Yeah thats right La La Land.

The dark abyss

Season 4

The Trip (Part 2):

Jerry is a guest on the tonight show and George accompanies him to LA. While in California they find Kramer and convince him to come home. When he does, Jerry gives him back his spare key.

1 framed painting

The Ticket:

Newman contests a speeding ticket and needs Kramer to be his star witness, testifying that Newman was rushing home to save him from killing himself because he was never able to become a banker.

1 framed picture

1 wood crutch 1 tennis racket

1 cardboard box 1 framed painting of a bountiful dinner table

The Wallet:

When Jerry’s parents are in town visiting, Kramer tells them that Crazy Joe Davola is after him.

1 wood framed picture of jugs

1 old tennis racket

The Watch:

Elaine tries to break up with her boyfriend/psychologist Dr. Reston, so she asks Kramer to call Reston and tell him to cease and desist

1 green blanket

4 throw pillows

1 chemistry book

books

newspapers

2 granite end tables

1 old fashioned red tv

1 multicolored lamp – white shade

1 framed picture of fruit

granite background

1 ice bucket

1 tv guide

1 multicolored tv stand

1 multicolored lamp – white shade

1 framed picture of fruit

1 blue couch

books



The Contest:

Kramer loses “the contest”, but he ends up getting with the naked woman from across the street.

1 white pillow

1 red pillow 1 mattress w white sheet

1 white sheet 1 beige comforter

The Smelly Car:

Jerry gets his car valeted, but the attendant reeks up the car with BO.

1 black framed picture of water jugs

1 wood framed picture

1 box

1 book shelf

The Pilot:

Kramer needs to go #2 while auditioning for the Jerry pilot. When he has to hold it in, he learns that he may have missed his chance.

1 home enema kit

1 pink towel

1 oval wood framed mirror

1 roll of toilet paper

1 can of shaving cream

1 can of hairspray

1 stack of magazines



Season 5

The Conversion:

Kramer has the Kavorka, and he lures sister Roberta away from the Latvian Orthodox church.

1 brown rolled up jacket

1 black thing

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 green hanging shirt

1 picture of Jerry Seinfeld

1 black thing

1 grey and white hanging shirt

1 yellow ski boot stand

1 hanging white hat

1 wood framed picture



The Marine Biologist:

Kramer finds a bunch of Titleist golf balls and spends the day at the beach hitting balls into the ocean. He makes a hole-in-one when he hits a ball into the blowhole of a whale who becomes beached.

Luckily George is pretending to be a Marine Biologist to impress a woman and saves the whale at her request.

1 wood coat rack

1 dixie cup

1 hanging jacket

1 wood framed picture

something behind kramer

1 rolled up green jacket

1 picture of Jerry Seinfeld

1 boot



Season 6

The Big Salad:

Kramer plays golf with ex-baseball player, Steve Gendason, and they get into an argument when Gendason cleans his ball on his second shot (not on the green).

The altercation leaves both men irate, and Kramer suspects that he may have killed Pinkus the dry clearner in a rage. Poor little Pinkus.

1 swimming trophy

1 woden shelf

1 wooden coat rack

1 wooden framed picture

1 wooden coat rack

1 wooden framed picture

wooden cabinet w/ doors



The Gymnast:

Kramer encourages Jerry to have sex with Katya the Romanian gymnast because she is so flexible.

Kramer also introduces Mr. Pitt to 3D art and discovers a sharp pain in his groin that turns out to be a kidney stone.

1 wood shelf

1 swimming trophy

1 wood coat rack

1 red boa

1 hanging blue back w black strap1 pair earmuffs

1 golf bag and clubs

1 cookie tin

1 wood framed picture

1 wood cabinet w doors



The Soup:

Kramer decides to get rid of his refrigerator and only eat fresh foods. When he starts to date a heavy woman, he raids Jerry’s fridge to satisfy her hunger.

1 wood shelf

1 monkey statue 1 wood coat rack

1 hanging blue back w black strap 1 brown hanging jacket

The Label Maker:

Kramer and Newman play Risk and embark on an extended game of world domination, leaving the board in Jerry’s apartment which is neutral, like Switzerland.

1 wood shelf

1 monkey statue

1 wood coat rack

1 hanging blue back w black strap

The Kiss Hello:

Kramer puts each tenant of the building’s picture and name up in the lobby so everybody will know each other by name. Elaine also tries to get Kramer to tell her friend that her hair do is out of date, unfortunately Kramer tells her that he likes it and encourages her not to change it.

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 wood framed picture

1 wood cabinet w doors

Season 7

The Engagement:

Kramer helps Elaine silence her neighbor’s dog that barks at night and keeps her from sleeping. When they enlist the help of Newman to take the dog up to the country, the police find a piece of fabric from Kramer’s shirt from Rudy’s and show up at his apartment.

1 wood coat rack

1 white and red hanging shirt

1 brown haning jacket

table

The Wink:

Some pulp from Jerry’s grapefruit gets into George’s eye which causes to involuntarily wink. Kramer promises a sick boy that Paul O’Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George’s wink.

1 Hawaiian shirt

1 pot

1 red boa

The Hot Tub:

Kramer has a hot tub installed in his apartment. While taking a soak he falls asleep and the heat pump breaks so he gets an industrial strength heat pump installed in his apartment.

The heat pump ends up shorting out the power in the building causing Jerry’s alarm clock to go out and Jean Paul Jean Paul to be late for the Marathon.

1 wood shelf

1 kitchen pot

1 pair of earmuffs

1 ski boot

1 african mask

1 wood cabinet w doors

1 cabinet w shelf

2 stacks of newspaper

1 water thermometer

1 starfish

1 wood screen

1 brown box

9 lit candles

1 open bottle of white wine

1 empty margarita glass

1 red white and blue towel

1 yellow road sign

2 potted plants

1 white eye mask

2 wood benches

1 blue hot tub

1 white pillow

3 lit candles

1 small potted plant

1 fish bowl full of corks

1 blue hot tub

8 lit candles

2 potted plants

1 wood framed picture

1 wood painting

1 wood stick lamp

2 wood framed picture

1 ski painting

9 unlit candles

1 white eye mask

2 potted plants

1 wood table

random books

4 unit candles

2 potted plants

1 blue bath robe

3 unlit candles

1 red white and blue towel

2 plants

3 framed pictures4 unlit candles

1 unlit candle

4 potted plants

1 white pillow

1 water pump iron frame

3 framed pictures

5 unlit candles

1 fishbowl of wine corcks

2 plants

1 wood table w books on it

2 yellow books

5 plants

1 photo of man

8 unlit candles

3 wood framed pictures

2 snowshoes

1 ceramic fish

1 wood towel rack

1 african mask

1 pair earmuffs

1 ski boot

9 unlit candles

5 plants

4 framed pictures

1 wood wall rack

1 cow statue

1 rug

5 framed pictures

1 corkboard w pinned pictures

7 potted plants

1 bottle of wine

1 jungfrau railway sign

1 native american lamp

1 wood side table w drawers

newspapers

1 wood headboard

1 white pillow

1 blue pillow

1 mattress w blue sheet

1 white comforter

1 white sheet

1 brown blanket



The Pool Guy:

Kramer gets a new phone number, 555-FILK, which people mistakenly call trying to reach Moviefone. So Kramer starts looking up movies for people because as he says, “I’ve got time.”

1 car bench sofa

1 green ant farm

1 vinate shelf with wood frame

Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer

1 bizare light

1 chordless phone

newspaper

1 plant

1 oil rig side table

1 large fuscile man

1 wood framed picture

1 woode framed 3D image of a wooden house

1 plant

newspaper



The Sponge:

Kramer takes part in an AIDS walk, but he refuses to wear a ribbon. This enrages the other walkers, especially Bob and Cedric.

1 wood framed blue picture

1 plant

1 radio

chicken wire

white box

1 kitchen pot

1 wood coat rack

1 white and red hanging shirt

1 brown hanging shirt

1 wood framed picture

1 bottle of beer

1 pair earmuffs

1 box of apricots

1 ski boot

1 african mask

4 folder shirts

yellow ski boot stand

1 wood cabinet w doors

1 swimming trophy

1 wood cabinet w drawers

1 cabinet w shelves

2 stacks of newspaper

handful of cash



The Rye:

Kramer takes over a friend’s horse-drawn carriage for a week and agrees to take Susan’s parents on a hansom cab ride through Central Park as a distraction while George puts a marble rye back in their apartment.

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 can of apricots

1 swimming trophy

1 kitchen pot

1 african mask

1 red and white hanging shirt

1 wood framed picture

1 can industrial size beeferino

1 fork

1 white box

1 bag of golf clubs

chicken wire

1 white box

earmuffs

1 ski boot

1 model car in box

1 paper cup

1 wood cabinet w drawers

1 wood cabinet w shelfs

2 stacks of newspapers



The Cadillac:

Plaza Cable tries to schedule an appointment with Kramer when they realize he is getting HBO for free.

Now that Kramer has them right where he wants them, he evades the cable guy, giving him a taste of his own medicine.

1 oil rig double decker end table

1 chordless phone

1 wood framed picture

1 bizare light

1 vintage shelf behind sofa

1 car bench seat sofa

1 white pillow

1 newspaper

1 potted plant

1 car bench seat sofa

1 green ant farm

1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”

1 wire person wearing a tuxedo

1 wood end table

1 gold framed picture

Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer

1 wood framed picture of winter landscape 1 potted plant

1 gold framed picture

1 boombox

1 “yardage” sign

2 wood framed picture

1 framed 3D image of a wooden house

1 hanging jacket



The Shower Head:

When they install new low flow shower heads in the building, Jerry, Kramer, and Newman shop the black market for high pressure Yugosalvian shower heads. They settle on the Commando 450, used for Elephants in the circus.

1 wood shelf

1 kitchen pot

1 african mask

stuff on cabinets

1 wood cabinet w shelfs

1 stack of newspaper 1 shower curtian

1 shower head

1 white framed picture of flowers

1 black framed picture

1 blue bottle

1 white bottle 1 bottle of shampoo

1 bottle of conditioner

1 shower rack

1 bar of soap

1 sponge

The Friar’s Club:

Kramer decides to try the Da Vinci sleep cycle and becomes sleep deprived. He falls asleep while making out with his girlfriend Connie who thinks he is dead and calls her friends to come by and dump Kramers body into the East River.

1 potted plant

1 car bench seat sofa

1 green ant farm

1 vintage shelf behind sofa

1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”

1 wood coffee table

1 gold framed picture

Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer

1 bizarre lamp

stack of magazines

1 chordless phone



The Calzone:

Kramer raves about wearing clothes “straight out of the dryer” so he begins to use Jerry’s oven to warm his clothes.

1 kitchen pot

1 wooden shelf chicken wire

magazines 1 wooden coat rack

1 African mask

The Bottle Deposit:

Newman learns that bottles and cans can be refunded for 10 cents in Michigan but Kramer warns him that his plan will never work because of the cost of travel, but Newman introduces the idea of using his mail truck to redeem the cans, making the margins much healthier.

chicken wire

box of cookies

1 kitchen pot

magazines

1 wooden shelf

1 wooden coat rack

1 hanging jacket



Season 8

The Package:

Kramer convinces Jerry to get a refund on his stereo that is two years out of warranty by collecting insurance money from the post office, but Newman is on the case.

1 car bench sofa

1 oil rig side table

1 large fuscile man

1 boombox

1 camera

1 photogrphy backdrop

1 photography lamp

1 red sofa

1 tripod

1 fan

1 car bench sofa

1 stack of amgazines

1 boombox

1 red sofa

1 photography backdrop

1 large fuscile man

1 oil rig side table

1 lamp

1 bizare light

1 vintage shelf behind sofa

1 car bench sofa

3 stacks of magazines

1 bizare light

1 vintage shelf behind sofa

1 framed picture

1 large fusicle man

1 boombox

1 oil rig side table

1 photography backdrop

1 photography lamp

1 red sofa

1 tripod

1 wood frmaed picture

1 cheetah lamp shade

1 white tin sign

1 car bench sofa

1 cheetah print sofa

6 books

1 wood side table

1 wire man in tux

3 stacks of magazines

1 marble table

1 tripod

1 photography backdrop

1 camera

1 wine bottle



1 fan

The Checks:

Kramer meets Japanese businessmen on vacation and takes them on a tour of New York.

When he encourages them to spend all of their money on expensive clothing and souvenirs they must stay with Kramer in the drawers of his Farbman chest.

1 red thing

1 red boa

1 pair of shoes

rolling pin?

shoulder pads?

1 single shoe

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 blue shirt

1 hawiian shirt

earphones

1 beige shirt

1 potted plant

1 wooden cabinet w doors

1 wooden cabinet with drawers

1 red model car

unidentified white red and black

newspapers

4 wooden statues

1 lamp with white shade

1 african mask

1 painting of a scorpian

1 white and blue megaphone

1 wood framed picture

1 fern

1 pair of stuffed orange dice

1 clown vase

1 pair of boxing gloves

1 Farman dresser

1 standing lamp with cheetah print shade 1 wooden end table

1 car bench seat sofa

1 potted plant

1 wood framed clown picture

1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”

2 wood framed pictures

1 wicker chair with blue cushion

1 african mask

1 clown vase

1 pair of boxing gloves

1 Farman dresser

1 white and blue megaphone

1 wood framed picture

1 stuffed orange dice

1 magazine

1 standing lamp with cheetah print

3 red towels

2 bottles of saki

4 saki shot glasses

1 cigar

1 Hot Tub

2 potted plants

1 orange candle

1 pink candle

1 green candle

1 red candle in wire stand

1 wooden screen

1 wooden framed picture of winter pine trees

1 wooden framed picture

1 framed panoramic picture of forest w hawk 1 white eye mask

1 pair of wood snow shoes

1 wooden rack with ceramic fish

1 painting of colors

1 wood framed picture of a river

1 wood framed painting of forest

1 painting of mountan

1 plant

1 hot tub

1 red towel

1 bottle of saki

1 back lufa

1 candle in white holder

2 white things

1 multicolored thing

1 wood framed peg board with pictures

1 wooden screen

1 wooden framed picture of winter pine trees

1 wooden framed picture

1 framed panoramic picture of forest w hawk

1 white thing

1 white eye mask

1 pair of wood snow shoes

1 wooden rack with ceramic fish

1 white thing

1 brown towel

1 white eye mask

3 bottles of saki

4 saki shot glasses

1 white towel 1 bamboo thing

1 wooden bench

1 red towel

1 white candle in stand

1 back lufa

1 box of soap

1 box thing

1 multicolored thing

1 plant

1 wood framed picture of forest

1 wood framed picture of a river

2 wood framed pictures

1 potted plant

1 standing lamp with cheetah print

1 potted plant

1 western union oil rig double deck end table

large fuscile person with mic

1 3d wood carving of a motorcyle

1 10cent sign

1 wood framed picture

1 bizare light lamp

1 green ant farm

strange setup above his sofa

1 white plush rug

1 wood coffee table

The Chicken Roaster:

A Kenny Rogers Roaster chicken restaurant opens across the street and the bright red light from the sign beams right into Kramer’s apartment taking a toll on Kramer’s sleeping schedule. Kramer proposes that he and Jerry swap apartments.

1 potted plant

1 model airplane

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 hanging jacket

1 pair of ear muffs

2 hanging shirts

1 wood cabinet w/ drawers

1 wood framed picture

1 potted plant

1 jar of peanut butter

1 action figure

1 wood cabinet w doors

1 wood cabinet w shelves

1 JungFrau railway poster

1 wood framed black picture

1 black framed picture

1 bed with dark wood headboard

1 mattress w blue sheets

1 blue and white comforter

2 blue pillows

2 magazines

1 serving of Kenny Rogers chicken

1 wood bedside table w drawers

1 kenny rogers roaster drinks

1 native american lamp – white shade

1″bad chicken” sign

1 “kenny come back” sign



The Little Jerry:

When Jerry bounces a check at Marcelino’s bodega he posts the bounced check in the window of the store.

In order to take the check down Kramer must enter his rooster, Little Jerry Seinfeld, into an underground cock fight.

little jerry seinfeld

1 pair of ski boots

1 ski boot rack

1 canteen

1 white box

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 earmuffs

1 brown hanging jacket

1 white hanging shirt



The Money:

Kramer seeks advice from Frank Costanza when he has trouble sleeping next to his girlfriend because she has “the Jimmy legs.”

Frank lets Kramer in on a little secret to his marital success, sleeping in separate beds.

1 alarm clock reading “12:30”

2 white pillows

1 white sheet

1 brown comforter w white stripes

1 book

1 magazine

1 wood side table w drawers

1 alarm clock reading “3:30”

1 alarm clock reading “5:11”

1 Native american lamp

1 mattress w white sheet

1 alarm clock reading “5:30”

1 wood side table w drawers



The Comeback:

While watching The Other Side of Darkness, Kramer decides that he needs a living will incase he is ever in a coma.

1 “yardage” sign

1 car bench seat sofa

1 green ant farm

1 vintage shelf behind sofa

1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”

1 wire person wearing a tuxedo

1 wood end table

1 wood framed picture

1 vinate shelf with wood frame

Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer

1 woode framed 3D image of a wooden house

1 Wood framed picture

1 blue bowl of spaghetti

1 silver fork

1 television set

1 empty VHS case



The Van Buren Boys:

Kramer gets into trouble with the Van Buren boys but escapes when he accidentally flashes their gang sign (the number 8, as Martin Van Buren was the eighth president). Kramer also sells Peterman his personal stories for $750.

1 car bench seat sofa

1 vinate shelf with wood fram

Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer

The Susie:

Kramer has a gambling problem so he wants Jerry to place bets with his friend Mike the bookie on his behalf. When Jerry wins and Mike is unable to pay, Jerry accidentally breaks his thumbs.

1 wood framed picture

1 wood cabinet w shelfs

1 boombox

2 black ski boots

1 yellow ski boot stand

1 wooden shelf

1 wooden coat rack

1 brown hanging jacket

1 red boa

1 wall mounted lamp w white shade

1 trophy

1 bulletin board



The Pothole:

Kramer adopts a one-mile piece of the Arthur Burkhardt Expressway through the Adopt a Highway program.

1 orange “open trench” sign

1 yellow “slow”sign

1 “one way” sign

2 blue pillows

1 brown stiped comforter

1 blue mattress sheet

1 wood bedside table

1 clock radio

1 stack of magazines

1 stack of newspapers

1 cordless phone



The Millennium:

Kramer competes with Newman for his Millennium New Years ever party. He also help Elaine try to put Putumayo out of business using his alias, H.E. Pennypacker.

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 set of earmuffs

1 wood cabinet w doors

1 potted plant

4 blue folding chairs

2 black ski boots

1 yellow ski boot stand

1 wood shelf

1 wall mounted lamp w white shade

1 wood cabinet w shelf

1 wood cabinet w doors

1 hanging long sleeve button down shirt

1 red boa

1 boombox

1 miniture wood barrel

1 black ski boot

1 pair earmuffs

1 hanging white, yellow and blue shirt

1 potted plant

1 wood cabinet w doors

5 blue folding chairs

7 inflated balloons

2 black ski boots

1 yellow ski boot stand

1 wood shelf

1 white and black thing

1 wood cabinet w shelf

1 wood cabinet w doors

1 hanging long sleeve button down shirt

1 red and yellow boa

1 potted plant

1 pair of earmuffs

2 white pillows

1 white sheet

1 black framed picture of tickets?

1 brown striped comforter

1 wood bedside table

1 picture of Jerry and Kramer at New Years party

1 stack of magazines

1 stack of newspapers

1 wood shelf

1 wall mounted lamp

1 hanging button down shirt

1 wood cabinet w shelf

1 red boa

1 radio

1 football

1 black thing

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 white blu and yellow shirt

1 pair of earmuffs

1 potted plant

1 wood cabinet w doors

red thing on cabinet



Season 9

The Butter Shave:

Kramer finds that butter is better for his skin than shaving cream. He decides to use it all over his body and accidentally falls asleep while tanning on the roof. Newman becomes interested in eating Kramer when he smells him cooking in the butter.

8 wood framed pictures

2 wall mounted wooden shelf

1 ceramic fish

1 pair of snowshoes

3 lit candles

4 potted plants

1 wicker chair

1 blue plate

2 sticks of butter

1 blue towel

1 hot tub

1 old fashioned lacrosse stick

1 wooden screen

1 wooden bench

2 lit candles

1 unlit cande

1 lambaster

1 stack of newspapers

1 book

1 bottle of wine

1 stack of magazines

1 tiki lamp shade

1 stained glass globe



The Voice:

Kramer hires an assistant to help him get things done with Kramerica Industries. With the help of his new assistant Darrin, they develop an oil tanker bladder system with the goal of putting an end to maritime oil spills.

1 drum of oil

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 hanging shirt

1 lamp w white shade

1 car bench seat sofa

1 bizare lamp

1 green ant farm

4 fuscile jerry, george elaine kramer

1 wooden wire frame shelf

1 fuscile person

1 globe

1 deflated football

1 red boa

1 book

1 wooden shelf

1 wooden coat rack

1 hanging red and white striped shirt

1 hanging blue yellow and white shirt

1 red and yellow boa

1 yellow ski boot standing rack

1 wood cabinet w drawers

1 wood cabinet w doors

1 wood framed picture

1 brown jacket

1 wood framed picture

1 speaker

1 book



The Serenity Now:

Kramer installs a screen door at his apartment to give it “the cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA,” turning the hallway into a front porch.

1 deflated football

1 red boa

1 book

1 wooden shelf

1 wooden coat rack

1 wood framed picture

1 blue and white hanging shirt

1 screen door

1 american flag

1 bug zapping lamp

1 wind chime

1 spray bottle of water

1 potted plant

1 wall mounted lamp w blue shade

1 wooden crutch

1 wooden cabinet w drawers

1 red and yellow boa

7 potted plants

1 folding lawn chair

1 charcoal grill

1 wire metal rack for potted plants

1 set of blue skis

1 hanging red and white striped shirt

1 wood cabinet w doors

1 light sparkler

1 potted plant

9 potted plants

1 wire metal rack for potted plants

1 boombox

1 metal white potted plant rack

wood tobacco pipe and accesories

5 potted plants

1 white blue and yellow hanging shirt

1 brown hanging jacket

1 plastic bucket

1 red and yellow boa

1 baseball

1 garden hose

9 potted plants (destroyed)

1 green watering can

several rolls of TP’d toilet paper

3 chicken eggs (cracked and dripping down wall)



The Merv Griffin Show:

Kramer discovers the set of the old Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster and pretends to host the show in his apartment.

1 grey golf bag w golf clubs

1 set of blue skis

1 wood framed picture

1 car bench sofa

1 green ant farm

1 vinate shelf with wood fram

Fuscile Jerry, George, Elaine

1 white sign

1 wood framed picture

1 red stage w white stripe and white lightblubs

1 glass coffee table

4 glass chairs w grey cushion

1 red and sparkled “Merv Griffin Show” backdrop

1 red and black “merv Griffin Show” sign

1 blue sparling curtian backdrop

1 grey sport coat

1 bag of potato chips

1 tape recorder

1 can of diet coke

1 stack of yellow notecard

1 pair of white sneakers w blue stripe

1 lit cigar

1 live hawk

1 bizare lamp

1 injured squirrel



The Apology:

When Kramer decides he is going to spend most of his time in his shower, he installs a garbage disposal in his bathtub drain and begins preparing he meals in the shower.

1 deflated football

1 book

1 black thing

1 wooden shelf

1 wooden coat rack

1 hanging shirt

1 wood framed picture

1 colorful shower curtian

1 yellow chordless phone

1 newspaper

2 soaps in bottle

2 bars of soap

1 green lufa

1 white shower rack

7 bottles of body wash and shampoos

4 drinking cups

1 measuring cup

1 bottle of dish soap

6 dish bowls

1 radio

1 rolled up newspaper

1 mini tv w antena

1 wall clock

1 sticky note to “call mom”

1 sticky note to “call lomez”

1 Clarkman garbage disposal

1 Clarkman garbage disposal manual

1 spoon

1 wood framed picture

1 strainer

1 head of lettuce

1 stack of magazines



The Reverse Peephole:

Kramer and Newman decide to reverse the peepholes in their apartment to protect themselves from an intruder waiting to jack them with a sock full of pennies.

1 pair of pliars

4 wood framed pictures

1 car bench seat sofa

1 bizare lamp

1 vintage shelf behind sofa

1 tin sign “Elevator Forsigtig”

1 wire person wearing a tuxedo

1 wood end table

1 large fuscile person

Fuscile Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer

1 western oil side table

1 chordless phone

1 standing lamp w cheetah print shade

1 back scratcher

1 white throw rug

1 black speaker

1 red boa

1 globe

1 canteen

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 pair of earmuffs

1 hanging brown jacket

1 wood framed picture

1 white throw rug

1 wall mounted lamp w white shade

1 deflated football

1 hanging checked coat

1 pair of blue skis



The Cartoon:

When Kramer tells Sally Weaver what he really thinks of her, Sally goes on a mission to tarnish Jerry’s reputation. Because of his big mouth, Kramer decides to take an oath of silence.

1 globe

1 red boa

1 book

1 canteen

1 wood shelf

1 wood coat rack

1 hanging blue thing

1 hanging brown jacket

1 hanging checked jacket

1 wood framed picture

1 pair of black ski boots

1 yellow ski boot stand

1 bottle of water

1 wood cbinet w drawers

1 wood cabinet w doors

1 deflated football



The Bookstore:

Kramer and Newman decide to run a rickshaw they acquire from Hong Kong. Kramer loses the contest to decide who has to pull the rickshaw and while pulling it up a hill he accidentally lets it go with Newman riding in it.

1 wooden shelf

1 red boa

2 boxes on shelf

1 wooden coat rack

2 hanging jackets

1 hanging purse

1 wood framed picture

1 wooden cabinet with doors

1 box of apricots

1 yellow thing on cabinet

1 pair of Skis

1 lamp

wooden crutches



Every Item in Kramer’s Apartment

“bad chicken” sign

“kenny come back” sign

“one way” sign

“yardage” sign

10 cent sign

3D wood carving of a motorcyle

action figure

african mask

alarm clock reading

american flag

back lufa

back scratcher

bag of golf clubs

bag of jerrys trash

bag of potato chips

bamboo thing

bar of soap

bars of soap

baseball

bed with dark wood headboard

beige comforter

beige shirt

bizare lamp

bizare light

bizare light lamp

bizarre lamp

black framed painting

black framed painting of a bountiful dinner table

black framed picture

black framed picture of tickets

black framed picture of water jugs

black ski boot

black ski boots

black speaker

black thing

blue and white comforter

blue and white hanging shirt

blue bath robe

blue blanket

blue bottle

blue bowl of spaghetti

blue couch

blue folding chairs

blue hot tub

blue mattress sheet

blue pillow

blue pillows

blue plate

blue shirt

blue skis

blue sparling curtian backdrop

blue towel

book

book shelf

books

boombox

boot

bottle of beer

bottle of conditioner

bottle of dish soap

bottle of saki

bottle of shampoo

bottle of water

bottle of wine

bottles of body wash and shampoos

bottles of saki

box

box of apricots

box of cookies

box of soap

box thing

box with “521” on it

boxes on shelf

boxing gloves

brown blanket

brown box

brown comforter w white stripes

brown hanging jacket

brown hanging shirt

brown haning jacket

brown jacket

brown rolled up jacket

brown shoes

brown stiped comforter

brown striped comforter

brown towel

bug zapping lamp

bulletin board

cabinet w shelf

cabinet w shelves

camera

can industrial size beeferino

can of apricots

can of diet coke

can of hairspray

can of shaving cream

candle in white holder

canteen

car bench seat sofa

car bench sofa

cardboard box

ceramic fish

charcoal grill

cheetah lamp shade

cheetah print sofa

chemistry book

chicken eggs (cracked and dripping down wall)

chicken wire

chordless phone

cigar

clarkman garbage disposal

clarkman garbage disposal manual

clock radio

clown vase

colorful shower curtian

composition notebook

cookie tin

cordless phone

corkboard w pinned pictures

cow statue

deflated football

dish bowls

dixie cup

drinking cups

drum of oil

earmuffs

earphones

empty margarita glass

empty vhs case

empty wood framed picture

fan

farman dresser

fern

fish bowl full of corks

fishbowl of wine corcks

folder shirts

folding lawn chair

folding tv tray table

football

fork

framed 3d image of a wooden house

framed painting framed painting of a bountiful dinner table

framed picture of forest w hawk

framed picture of fruit

framed pictures

fuscile elaine

fuscile george

fuscile jerry

fuscile kramer

fuscile person

garden hose

gery hat “like joe friday in dragnet”

glass chairs w grey cushion

glass coffee table

globe

gold framed picture

golf bag and clubs

granite background

granite end tables

green ant farm

green blanket

green cabinet with shelves

green candle

green hanging shirt

green lufa

green watering can

grey and white hanging shirt

grey golf bag w golf clubs

grey sport coat

grey three piece suit

handful of cash

hanging blue back w black strap

hanging blue back w black strap1 pair earmuffs

hanging blue thing

hanging blue yellow and white shirt

hanging brown jacket

hanging button down shirt

hanging checked coat

hanging checked jacket

hanging jacket

hanging jackets

hanging lamp

hanging lantern

hanging long sleeve button down shirt

hanging purse

hanging red and white striped shirt

hanging shirt

hanging shirts

hanging white hat

hanging white, yellow and blue shirt

hawaiian shirt

head of lettuce

home enema kit

hot tub

ice bucket

inflated balloons

injured squirrel

jar of peanut butter

jungfrau railway poster

jungfrau railway sign

kenny rogers roaster drinks

kitchen pot

lambaster

lamp

lamp with white shade

lit candles

lit cigar

lit sparkler

little jerry seinfeld

live hawk

magazine

magazines

marble table

mattress w blue sheets

mattress w white sheets

measuring cup

metal white potted plant rack

mini tv w antena

miniture wood barrel

model airplane

model car in box

monkey statue

multicolored lamp – white shade

multicolored thing

multicolored tv stand

native american lamp

newspaper

newspapers

numerous servings of kenny rogers chicken

old fashioned lacrosse stick

old fashioned red tv

old tennis racket

open bottle of white wine

orange “open trench” sign

orange candle

oval wood framed mirror

painting of a scorpian

painting of colors

painting of mountain

pair of shoes

paper cup

photo of man

photography backdrop

photography lamp

picture of jerry and kramer at new years party

picture of jerry seinfeld

pink candle

pink towel

plant

plants

plastic bucket

plyers

pot

potted plant

potted plants

potted plants (destroyed)

radio

random books

red and black “merv griffin show” sign

red and sparkled “merv griffin show” backdrop

red and white hanging shirt

red and yellow boa

red candle in wire stand

red model car

red pillow

red sofa

red stage w white stripe and white lightblubs

red thing

red thing on cabinet

red towel

red towels

red white and blue towel

roll of toilet paper

rolled up green jacket

rolled up newspaper

rolling pin

rug

saki shot glasses

screen door

shoulder pads

shower curtian

shower head

shower rack

silver fork

single shoe

ski boot

ski boot rack

ski boots

ski painting

small potted plant

snowshoes

soaps in bottle

speaker

sponge

spoon

spray bottle of water

stack of magazines

stack of newspapers

stack of yellow notecard

stacks of magazines

stacks of newspapers

stained glass globe

standing lamp w cheetah print shade

starfish

sticks of butter

sticky note to “call lomez”

sticky note to “call mom”

strainer

stuffed orange dice

swimming trophy

table

tape recorder

television set

tennis racket

throw pillows

tiki lamp shade

tin sign “elevator forsigtig”

toilet paper

tripod

trophy

tv guide

unidentified white red and black

unit candles

unlit candle

unlit candles

vinate shelf with wood fram

vinate shelf with wood frame

vintage shelf behind sofa

wall clock

wall mounted candle stick holder

wall mounted lamp

wall mounted lamp w blue shade

wall mounted lamp w white shade

wall mounted wooden shelf

water pump iron frame

water thermometer

wedding ring

western union oil rig double deck end table

white and black thing

white and blue megaphone

white and red hanging shirt

white blue and yellow hanging shirt

white bottle

white box

white candle in stand

white comforter

white eye mask

white framed picture of flowers

white hanging shirt

white pillow

white pillows

white plush rug

white sheet

white shower rack

white sign

white sneakers w blue stripe

white thing

white things

white throw rug

white tin sign

white towel

wicker chair with blue cushion

wind chime

wine bottle

wire man in tux

wire metal rack for potted plants

wire person wearing a tuxedo

wood

wood bedside table

wood bedside table w drawers

wood benches

wood cabinet w drawers

wood cabinet w shelves

wood coat rack

wood coffee table

wood crutch

wood end table

wood framed black picture

wood framed blue picture

wood framed clown picture

wood framed painting of forest

wood framed peg board with pictures

wood framed picture

wood framed picture of a river

wood framed picture of forest

wood framed picture of jugs

wood framed picture of winter landscape

wood framed pictures

wood headboard

wood painting

wood screen

wood shelf

wood side table

wood side table w drawers

wood snow shoes

wood stick lamp

wood table

wood table w books on it

wood tobacco pipe and accesories

wood towel rack

wood wall rack

woode framed 3d image of a wooden house

wooden bench

wooden framed picture of winter pine trees

wooden rack with ceramic fish

wooden screen

wooden shelf

wooden statues

wooden wire frame shelf

yellow “slow”sign

yellow books

yellow chordless phone

yellow road sign

yellow ski boot stand

yellow ski boot standing rack

yellow thing on cabinet



That’s all she wrote.

This took us an absurd amount of time to screenshot every scene, (attempt to) identify each item, etc.

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