literally. five fucking pounds. I just can't wait for my tolerance break to be over so I can finally eat these sumbitches. I also received one of the coolest books I've ever had the pleasure of reading, one "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline. I'd never thought I'd be so interested in a book about video games before, but this certainly takes the cake.

It still doesn't beat the five pound bag of gummi bears, though. Thank you so much, arbitrary santa!