The latest news coming from Hungary today suggests the two girls found unconscious in DVBBS’s dressing room, after their performance at Balaton Sound festival last Saturday, fell into a “deep coma like sleep” after listening to the duo’s as yet unreleased album.

According to the Hurgarian women, who can not be named for legal reasons, they were invited backstage by “two ugly boys”, where they were encouraged to listen to some “mind numbingly boring music”.

“My friend and I were just trying to kill a bit of time at the festival while we were waiting for some of the good acts to play later on in the evening,” explained Girl A. “We stumbled across this stage that had two little weird looking hobbit like boys playing on it and we decided to stay and dance ironically at the front for a little while.”

“Before long the two ugly freaks noticed our dance moves and we were invited into the backstage area,” added Girl B. “We thought it would be a good opportunity to meet some real musician and get a couple of free drinks so we went along with it but as soon as we got there it was clear that Tweedledee and Tweedledum had a different idea.”

“We probably would have been willing to make out with them for a while, even if they are grotesquely ugly they’re still kinda famous so it would have been worth it,” continued Girl B “But they weren’t interested in that at all, I think they’re gay for each other, which is kind of weird because they’re brothers, but hey, they’re Canadian and it’s 2016 so who are we to judge?”

“All they wanted us to do was listen to their music,” claimed Girl A. “I didn’t think that anything in that room could have been weirder than those two little cretins but I was wrong, the music was at least ten times weirder and sooo boring, the next thing I knew I was waking up in an empty room. There were some other girls there too, I don’t even remember them coming in. I was sad to miss the rest of the festival but it honestly was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in months.”

According to reports, DVBBS’s album has been rejected by all major record labels, although, a large North American pharmaceutical firm is believed to be interested in the album to replace their current line of sleeping tablets.