Breakfast is an important meal to get Earthling's metabolisms and brains humming in the morning. It is the cheapest meal of the day, so take advantage of the savings during recession by eating a cheap breakfast.

Please do not skip breakfast or you will be so hungry at lunch you might easily overspend and overeat. As you humans say "Your eyes will be bigger than you stomach."

A cheaper breakfast is usually a healthy breakfast. Meera and I have observed humans consuming breakfast and prepared a list of the cheapest breakfasts meals on Earth.

Oatmeal. The best recession-time breakfast. It is healthy and cheap, and if you add fruit, you get a super-healthy and energizing meal. Healthy eating is essential during recession, in order to keep medical bills down. A healthy breakfast gives you a healthy body which means more opportunity for more sex, which is the best free entertainment on your planet (See Recession Tip 2: Have More Sex).

Cereal. Your grocery stores offer a spectacular selection of healthy cereals. Pick out a natural cereal made of whole