Everybody should shroom at least once in their lives. Donald Trump is probably going to need more than the majority of the population for the effects to get past his coke addled brain.

I propose that not only Donald Trump, but every politician, explore some cow patty delights. Less war, less corporate bailouts, more love for everyone of all races and gender (no, Donald , grabbing the pussy isn't the same as love) will do away with the deficit and put more money in the pockets of the American people (is that money in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?)

If you believe we are all one, that we are stardust and we are golden, please sign. This petition will go to the Federal Drug Administration as I'm assuming they are the ones who have the most experience administering drugs.