Having trouble thinking of a Valentine’s Day present to give your significant other? Well, look no further than the edible anus! (I may be a prude, but I am not too proud to admit that I’m cringing and laughing while writing this.)

Magnus Irvin had an idea for anus chocolates (not the flavor, the shape). Naturally, he decided to cast his own anus to test it out. Apparently it was a success, because he soon branched out to not only offer anus chocolates, but also the immortalized anus via bronze sculpture.

I think this may have topped vaginal knitting.