I love to hate them either because they are funny, or because I hate myself for being so addicted to facebook and realizing these are true. This is all in good humor, so if you find yourself on this list don’t worry about it! I’m at least FIVE of these!Just laugh…. or cry because the world is slowly being taken over by a man who has “I’m CEO, BITCH!” written on all his buisness cards.

Admit it, which one are you?