My valiant gifter gave me a bundle of thinkgeek goodies - some delicious looking bacon croutons ("combine the great taste of bacon with the perfect crunch of super-premium, gourmet croutons"), a cool little collapsible metal shot glass, which I plan to give a try the next time I head bush, and a pair of disgusting infectious disease Bubonic Plague Stressballs.

Unfortunately, I made the mistake of taking one to work, where apparently the stress was too much even for a device specifically designed to deal with stress. It exploded all over my hand, in a disgusting orgy of lurid green puss, much to the delight of my co-workers, the bastards. (Lucky I have two stressballs, eh?).

Thanks redditgifter! Apart from the fact that I'm sure we've all now got the plague from the gloop inside the stressball, the gifts are fantastic!