PM Manmohan Singh has written a letter to his beloved citizens advocating who he wants as the next Prime Minister of India on a numbered notepad. While handing over this letter to The Unreal times, Dr. Singh confirmed that it has been okayed by the Congress High Command, and gave a conspiratorial wink, leaving us rather bewildered.

1. Dear brothers and sisters of India,

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3. Thank you for giving me the opportunity of ruling and

4. bringing economic prosperity and stability, by fighting forces that are

5. ruining this country. I have done my best to

6. liberalize the economy, so it is now time to

7. sit back and quietly watch the work of the

8. youth of India continue my work, achieving huge milestones and fight the

9. monster that is corruption. It is now time to place the country in the safe hands of Shree

10. Rahul Gandhi, who is hundred times better than the BJP candidate

11. Narendra Modi. He is the youth icon the nation looks forward to.

12. He has the perfect genes of past PMs and Congress Presidents.

13. He is the only ray of hope in this environment of political disgust

14. where other political parties are destroying the very secular fabric of India

15. created by us. His charisma and magnetism alone is sufficient to

16. unite the secular forces under one banner and

17. send shivers down the spine of anti-national elements of the country. He

18. has a strong vision for the upliftment of poor and

19. is the only sensible option available in the era of secular

20. and clean politics. Opponents like Kumar Vishwas, in front of him, are like

21. jokers. On the other end, we have a diagonally opposite

22. Modi who is communal, divisive and spreads hatred. Unlike

23. Rahul Gandhi, who spreads the message that India is a

24. tolerant nation, where all sections of society work together like a

25. beehive, Modi uses social media to promote India

26. as a country of hate mongers and puts his own self interest

27. first. I firmly believe it will be a disaster if the next PM is

28. Modi. We need an inclusive leader and that can only be

29. Rahul, for he alone is sufficient to bring doom to the

30. evil forces residing in the country. He has helped the

31. Congress party and the nation with his knowledge of India that’s

32. been shaped by his various tours to all those rural areas whose resources are

33. so limited, under the guidance of Digvijay Singh whose

34. grassroots hold on common man is as strong as Fevicol whose

35. credibility the whole nation is aware of. So, I would sincerely appeal to

36. not be swayed by religious and fanatical elements. I ask

37. all voters to make a conscious decision to wipe out the

38. communal forces from the Indian soil and to vote for

39. Congress party which alone has the maximum experience in

40. governance, administration and passing laws that stopped

41. decades of corruption. Because I am confident Rahul will carry this legacy,

42. bestowed on him by generations of his exceptional family,

43. forward in ways you cannot even imagine.

44. Yours sincerely,

45. Dr. Manmohan Singh,

46. Prime Minister and

47. Well-wisher of India.

When we stared back at Dr. Singh with a “Huh?” look, Dr. Singh murmured, “Read only the odd numbered lines,” and slipped away with a “Theek hai.“