MARRIAGE is never a bed of roses, especially according to these hilarious Tweets by husbands about their wives.

Posted on social media site Imgur, they reveal that couple’s fight over everything, from who has the duvet to the housework.

Husbands say they spend most of their marriage accusing their wives of hogging the duvet Credit: Getty Images

Housework is the number one issue most married couples fight about Credit: Getty Images

For Grant Tanaka, the honeymoon period definitely appeared to be over according to his attempts to get out of the cleaning.

His post revealed: “Txt from wife: where r u, Me: kitchen, Wife: can u feed cat, M: I mean garage, W:bring in laundry, M:bathroom, W:clean toilet, M: Idaho, W:get potatos (sic).”

Abe Yospe appeared to love playing jokes on his beloved saying: “When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell ‘DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!’ People always clap when she wakes up.”

Two husbands summed up their marriage in a single sentence, with Zack posting: “I was just about to do that chore that I see you're starting now.

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Meanwhile KC of TX tweeted: “You pee too loud.”

Sammy Rhodes had the observation: “99% of marriage is waiting in the car for your spouse.”

Another man revealed he liked to annoy his partner by using animal words.

Nice Eric tweeted: “THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me.”

Kent Graham revealed his wife had the last word when it came to the pain barrier: “When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that child birth is still more painful.”

One husband joked that he spent most of his marriage waiting for his wife in the car Credit: Getty Images

Others made light of the fact that their wife most definitely rules the roost Credit: Getty Images

He went on to write: “I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house.”

Troy Johnson said: “Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home.”

Another man said of his spouse she always has the last word, and the first, tweeting: “The Mrs and I have been married so long she can finish my sentences. She also starts most of them and supplies the middle parts too.”

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