Arya: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

Gendry: The Red Woman tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me

Arya: Was that your first time?

Gendry: Yeah, I’ve never had leeches put all over my cock

Arya *taking off her shirt*: Gendry you’re so fucking stupid