JULY 16--When cops yesterday arrested Daniel Everett for allegedly trying to set up a sexual encounter with a 14-year-old girl he met online, the 33-year-old Michigan man was wearing a t-shirt pronouncing him the "World's Greatest Dad." The "girl," of course, was an undercover investigator with the state Attorney General.

Everett, seen at right, is the latest arrestee to get nabbed after making an unfortunate clothing choice. As seen this collection of booking photos, drunk drivers wear t-shirts extolling their alcohol intake, perverts proclaim their love of Jesus, and some perps even advertise the services of local bail bondsmen. (17 pages)