I'm not going to lie, this redditor has put me to SHAME. I feel so lame, I got my secret Santa some damn peanut butters and here I'm sitting with a bunch of AMAZING GIFTS!!! I need to both step up my game next year and get my secret santa more gifts.

I only have my redditors real name, so I won't reveal it. EXCEPTION BEING THE SIGNATURE ON THE PAINTING!!! If you want me to take that pic down because of the sig, let me know! I was going to blur it out, but then I didn't want to do that because it's her work and I didn't want to take the sig away from it!

ANYWAY, STORY OF THE UNBOXING:

First up I open the box and I see MULTIPLE WRAPPED PACKAGES, a note with my username, and A GOSH DANG 4 STAR DRAGON BALL PLUSH WITH SHENRON!!! I was already super excited!!!

I open the envelope and much like a spoiled child I immediately look at what was inside: a $20 Battlenet Giftcard + two 40k: Ork stickers!!!!! YESS!!!!!!!!!! After reading the heartfelt message, I get back to digging through the box.

I then opened the Cubone painting. And holy sweet bebyjezus, I absolutely LOVE IT!!! Cubone's story is super messed up to begin with, but then to see THAT IMAGERY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR?!?!!? AHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO MORBIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND IT'S BY FAR MY FAVORITE!!! I just can't stop loving this painting. Seriously, you NAILED it with this!!!

After oogling over the painting, I moved forward. I dug in the box and found another giant 40k: Ork sticker with a small bag. Inside the small bag? None other than ABADDON THE DESPOILER!! I'm just now working on my 40k: Traitor Legion army, so this is a perfect gift. Once again... you've hit the nail on the head.

Setting the Chaos chosen one down, I opened one of the wrapped boxes and it's a C-3PO Ceramic Mug by Pop!!! It will go perfect with the rest of my Pops at work :)

Finally I got to the last gift in this flurry of gifts: A statue of Soldier76 from Overwatch. Hhrnnnnnnnnnnnngh. I think this is from the collector's edition!? Is this from YOUR collector's edition?! How did you get your hands on this!? Thank you, my friend. It is beautiful and will be displayed proudly in my living room.

To my Secret Santa: You and your wife have truly made me so damn happy and far surpassed my hopes and wishes. I'm going to have to pay it forward better in the future. Thank you so so so so much. If your wife has a store for paintings that she sells, please let me know! I'm a huge fan of Pokemon, 40k, Overwatch, and Star Wars(what redditor isn't?) So you all really did a fantastic job. Sincerely, thank you and Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Etc.!!!!!

P.S.: I love you both, adopt me, I'm 27