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Scamps c Urist likes Scamps for their legendary owner. Biome Domesticated Attributes Building destroyer: Level 2 · Steals items Tamed Attributes Pet value 50 Template:Tame attrib proc/ Not hunting/war trainable Size Birth: 500 cm3 Mid: 1,500 cm3 Max: 2,500 cm3 Age Adult at: 1 Max age: 10-20 Cannot be butchered

Scamps is the pet cat who adopted the Toady One. Scamps is useful for preventing unhappy thoughts. He was born on February 9th, 2009.

Scamps is not a traditional megabeast. Scamps adopts his victim while he is a kitten. When Scamps hits adulthood, he will slash the victim's throat and drink its blood, which will turn Scamps back into a kitten, similar to a Fountain of Youth. Beware its dangerous eyes!





This is an engraving of Scamps and a shoe by 'Toady One' Adams. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. Scamps is striking a menacing pose. The shoe is making a plaintive gesture. The artwork relates to the mortal wounding of a shoe by Scamps in the late Spring of 2009 during the umpteenth attempted siege of the living room by shoes.