These tweets came during a time of worldwide demonstrations in favor of science thanks to the “March For Science” movement, although the White House has been sure to make clear that the President’s choices are in no way influenced by public opinion.

Some members of the public may be skeptical as to exactly what types of plans the President will be implementing in the effort to save the environment. Trump may have tipped his hand a bit in the next tweet.

We can assume that the President will focus on job creating industries. Knowing that solar alone produces over 2.5 as many jobs as all fossil fuel industries combined, we expect to see a river of pro-solar policies flowing out of the White House.

Source: Data shows massive job creation in renewable energy industry.

The White House knew that its reversal of position would be shocking to much of the public, so they organized a press conference to discuss the changes.

“I promise to defeat climate change in 5 easy steps.”

When asked to disclose these steps, the President declined, claiming that if he telegraphed his moves, carbon dioxide would know what his plan was, and could therefore prepare to defend itself and fight back.

Climate change experts claim evidence is scarce to prove that CO2 has any well-developed defense mechanisms, but according to Scott Pruitt, the science is “inconclusive and further research is needed”.

The President also gave shocking information as to the reason for his change of heart in his statement, saying…

“Last night, I was watching Star Wars, Episode IV — you know the one, with the giant bear and Princess Leia — wow what a dime — and so there’s this part where this huge space station — I mean huge — you wouldn’t believe it — looks like science fiction — goes to blow up a planet. I realized — ya know — I was watching this and I realized that the people destroying the planet were the bad guys. And this was new for me. You know it’s weird because Darth Vader was clearly the leader — won the election easily — his movies got fantastic ratings — but he was the bad guy and was trying to destroy a planet. I don’t want to be the bad guy. So I’m gonna save the world — it’s gonna be magnificent — and I won the election — I won the whole electoral college — can you believe it? First time anyone’s ever done that — so I think I’ll do it.”

Leaked footage of President Trump discussing these epiphanies with a friend