A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.





The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.



The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.



He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."



The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant.



"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."





