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A Betoota Dolphin’s prop who is on his first international trip has this evening declared that he’s going to move to Japan, and he doesn’t give a fuck what any of you say.

While not being able to speak a single word of Japanese, Timmy Brickly, fell head over heels in love with a part of Japanese culture – the wonderful world of the Salaryman.

A Salaryman is a Japanese white-collar worker who lives by the mantra ‘work hard, play hard’.

After working about a 16-hour day, the Salaryman will then knock the top off a few extra frothy frothies, before heading home

Seeing these men passed out, undisturbed, was all Timmy needed to see to know Japan would be his new home.

“This is unbelievable”

“These are my people”

“I don’t care if I have to be a celery man, this is the life”

“A man can finally have a drink and not be ridiculed for it!”

“Fucken up Japan!”

Timmy was last seen sculling a Strong Zero before taking his place next to a suit-wearing man on the train.

More to come.