Hey, friend. Did you know there's a new Blair Witch movie coming out like ... right now? I ask because, until a few months ago, this surprise sequel was hiding under a completely different name, like some kind of Witness Protection stoolie.

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It probably didn't want to be associated with its shameful stepfather.

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That's right: The indie hit about grunge kids getting spooked by drafty tents and twig dolls is back for more! Too bad a lot of you probably don't give two sweaty figs either way. Up until recently, Google Trends has shown less interest in this very real sequel than those sad rumors of a Blair Witch 3 back in 2009. I'm not saying this new film will blow (in fact, one of the best modern horror directors made it), but it's weird that there's such a subdued online response, considering how the 1999 original was among the highest-grossing, most intensely hyped indie horrors of all time. Would you like to drown in a sea of unknown actresses crying directly into a grainy camera? Awesome, the new Blair Witch trailer has got you covered.