Hi CA, I'm back with then next edition of Weird Comic Crossovers and today is well, one of the more head scratching ones, Eminem and The Punisher. There's really not a lot that can be said except whoever came up with that should've been fired. Well, let's get this over with.

So it starts up with Eminem doing a show in Detroit, just doing what he always does.

As they leave, Punisher shows up out of nowhere and just starts shooting at Eminem, who dives to safety, and guns down his entire security team. Geez, that escalated quickly.

It's revealed though that Punisher isn't after Eminem, he's after Barracuda who was behind him. I guess Punisher cares little about what innocents get hit in the crossfire because he literally killed everyone else in the vicinity.

And then I guess it turns out Eminem and Barracuda are friends. Wait, what? And Barracuda suggests they leave while Eminem says he wants to stay and fight.

So Punisher blows up their car with an RPG, so they run and hide in a nearby house where Eminem pretends he's being held hostage. When Punisher gets close enough though, Slim Shady pistol whips him right in the mouth. He then proceeds to shoot Punisher three times in the chest as he's laying on the ground.

Punisher is knocked out on the floor, and suddenly Eminem has a gun against his head. Barracuda reveals that Punisher was there because he heard Barracuda was hired to kill Eminem. So he shots Eminem in the chest, and then both Slim Shady and Punisher are lying there defeated.

A few hours later, they wake up on a boat in the middle of the ocean somewhere near either Alaska or Antarctica. Eminem and Punisher are chained each other, and they complain about Barracuda's singing. Punisher isn't very happy that Eminem shot him three times in the body armor either.

So Punisher and Eminem fight for a few minutes about whose fault it is that they're on this boat right now, when Barracuda reveals himself.

Eminem asks Barracuda hoe he could "Judas him like this", when Barracuda reveals that he was hired by the Parents Music Council....It's getting harder and harder to take this seriously. Apparently when Barracuda realized that both Eminem and Punisher had body armor on, he decided to get "inspirational". Barracuda then bites through the chains and reveals his plan to pick up as much Eminem merchandise as he can off of Ebay before he is found to be dead, as some sort of get rich quick scheme. He then throws Eminem off the ship in chains.

Eminem just lands on a chunk of ice though, so Barracuda pulls out a sniper rifle and takes aim. As he's about to fire, Barracuda starts singing an Eminem song, and as he fires is kicked in the legs by Punisher, causing him to miss.

So Eminem just gets up and walks to a very nearby ice fisherman, who is apparently a huge fan of Eminem and is listening to his Relapse album. He says he's his biggest fan and would do anything for him, so Eminem takes one look at the chainsaw by his feet.

So back on the ship, Barracuda is beating the tar out of Punisher, and slashing at him with a machete, when he hears a revving noise and turns around.

Eminem is back with the chainsaw, and proceeds to cut Barracuda's fingers off, and then catches him in the neck with the chainsaw.

Eminem pushes Barracuda overboard and starts celebrating, when Punisher puts a gun to Eminem's head. He tells him to get on the ice, and after some protesting, he listens. Punisher then shoots the ice around him because "after all, a criminal's a criminal".

So Punisher apologizes for killing Eminem's homes and throws him the Military Satellite phone that Barracuda had on him. He then tells Eminem that he's going to pay a visit to the Parents Music Council, only for Eminem to say, "Tell 'em Shady sent you!".

Well, that's something I've never seen before. Honestly pretty awesome in my opinion.

That's all for now, please let me know what you guys think in the comments! Until next time!

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Weird Comic Crossovers #1

Marvel Now Challenge Entry

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