Sun, Nov. 12th, 2006, 11:30 pm

Zombie Safety BE SMART - Just say NO to splitting up!







I suspect this is only the first in a series. I prefer the harsh black and yellow style safety posters, but this is the colour scheme used in my lab, so this is what I'll use. BE SMART - Just say NO to splitting up!I suspect this is only the first in a series. I prefer the harsh black and yellow style safety posters, but this is the colour scheme used in my lab, so this is what I'll use. Mon, Nov. 20th, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)

(Anonymous) Good guide. You did not point out the the futility of weapons that need to be reloaded.

Also having a zombie survival plan is a must for all men and should probably be included in a gender Turing test. Mon, Nov. 20th, 2006 11:34 pm (UTC)

maxradical Beware of false positives - some men prepare for SWAT attacks of their home rather than zombie doomsdays.



Shotguns and chainsaws need reloading/refueling; anybody who thinks such items are futile is clearly mentally deficient, and probably thinks "zombies" are a particular type of fluffy pink marshmallow. Blades won't do you a damn bit of good unless you're a samurai or Schwarzzeneger, and I've checked, you aren't.



(PS Max Brooks does not know a damn thing about zombie survival). Beware of false positives - some men prepare for SWAT attacks of their home rather than zombie doomsdays.Shotguns and chainsaws need reloading/refueling; anybody who thinks such items are futile is clearly mentally deficient, and probably thinks "zombies" are a particular type of fluffy pink marshmallow. Blades won't do you a damn bit of good unless you're a samurai or Schwarzzeneger, and I've checked, you aren't.(PS Max Brooks does not know aabout zombie survival). Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 04:44 pm (UTC)

(Anonymous): I love you This is fantastic. You exhibit tremendous necropalyptic wisdom and skill. Max Brooks is an arrogant parasite to the serious zombie preparedness community. Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 05:38 pm (UTC)

(Anonymous): Re: I love you Have you seen that the undead have gotten litigious?

http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S20211.html

Is there anything more terrifying then the thought of being chased by zombies and lawyers?

EvilDavid Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)

(Anonymous): Re: I love you Actually, yes, I did see that. Just this morning I posted it in the forums at www.zombiedefense.org - marvelous website for those who are serious about preparing for the upcoming zombie holocaust. -UndeadMolly Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)

(Anonymous): Re: I love you Zombie lawyers, of course. Though at least then we can't be sued once we destroy them all! Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)

maxradical Zombie lawyers, of course. Though at least then we can't be sued once we destroy them all! Zombie lawyers, of course. Though at least then we can't be sued once we destroy them all! Fri, Nov. 24th, 2006 07:33 pm (UTC)

maxradical Glad you enjoyed it and the expertise within!



My hatred for Max Brooks is beyond words; the best thing I can say about his book is that it's utterly plodding, stiff and lifeless writing is a good analogy for zombies. Glad you enjoyed it and the expertise within!My hatred for Max Brooks is beyond words; the best thing I can say about his book is that it's utterly plodding, stiff and lifeless writing is a good analogy for zombies.