By Hamish Balfour

The Evangelical Christian community, who have always been detached from reality, has gone full loony in trying to find explanations for the coronavirus. While some preachers have blamed the virus on gay marriage, others are realizing the limits of their faith and cancelling faith healing sessions.

Mark Taylor, the so-called firefighter prophet, has warned that faith healing may not work on the coronavirus, unless you have “top-level anointing” because the disease was specialized designed by Satan.

“God showed me an image of the devil working in a lab, and he was working on a vial called corona,” said Taylor in an interview with Charisma. “I interpret this to mean that the virus is a satanic chemical weapon, designed to try to upset the Trump administration, because Trump has been such a friend to the Christian community.”

Taylor, a conspiracy theorist known for his whacky ideas, claimed he received a vision through his TV set that predicted Donald Trump would be president.

Recently, he claimed the coronavirus hysteria was related to the QAnon conspiracy theory. QAnon lunatics believe the world is secretly run by a group of high-level satanic pedophiles and Trump is on the verge of ordering mass arrests.

“They’re using the coronavirus as a cover to go in, shut places down, and go in and start making arrests,” said Taylor, according to Right Wing Watch. “Are they pulling these guys out, like Matt Gaetz, are they getting them out of D.C. for a reason?”

Coronavirus conspiracy theories are rife in the Evangelical community. Like Taylor, Robert Henderson, an Evangelical fabulist, also claimed he had a heavenly encounter.

“Henderson described a dream he had about three weeks before the ‘coronavirus began to seem as a threat’ in the U.S. In the dream, he was standing next to Trump and ‘bouncing and pushing my shoulder against his shoulder in a playful way until Trump ‘chided and chastised me,’” said Right Wing Watch.

“Even though it was me in the dream, I am quite sure I was simply being allowed to feel the chastening of the Lord concerning our lack of diligence and seriousness toward this presidency. I also understood that the intent of the devil is to disrupt the economy of our nation,” said Henderson.