Dear John: I have an issue with Kings County Surrogate’s Court.

In order to obtain unclaimed funds for my father, I need Letters of Voluntary Administration for his aunt’s estate. I took my father to Kings County court, filled out the information on computer, and then sent the notarized packet in.

It has been about two months, and I have called every day to see how long the process takes and what happened to my mail.

They are all rude and tell me they don’t know how long the process takes, and they are too busy to look for my large envelope. My father is 86, a veteran and a retired NYC police officer. There is no respect from this office. I’m in need of your help. P.M.

Dear P.M.: Apparently this problem has been solved after P.M. used my name at the court without me knowing it.

“A guy from Kings County Court called me back and said he found my mail attached to someone else’s,” P.M. said. “They are sending it all back to me with a family tree form to fill out.

“He told me it would be better if I brought it in myself, since the mail gets lost. If I can’t do that, he told me to mail it UPS,” P.M. said she was told.

“I hope you have your job forever. You provide a great service with a [welcome] sense of humor,” P.M. added, thinking — I suppose — that never retiring is what I really want.