10) Officials use mist cannon to fake air quality data, end up freezing building

In order to be able to falsely brag that they had managed to meet the country’s air quality standards, a pair of environmental ministry officials in Shizuishan, Ningxia ordered sanitation workers to spray the building that houses the city’s air quality monitoring equipment with mist cannons overnight, hoping to secretly wash away troublesome pollutant particles in the nearby air.

Unfortunately for them, their deception was easily discovered the following day when the Environmental Protection Bureau building was found covered in an extremely suspicious layer of ice.

9) Tourist spot forced to close after offering ladies free admission on International Women’s Day

Back in March, Xiangyang’s Tang Dynasty Studios learned why you should never offer up anything for free in China.

8) Woman misses flight after security scanner is unable to recognize face following plastic surgery

She had no choice but to cancel her 1,190 yuan plane ticket and take the train back to Shanghai instead.

7) Ivanka Trump tweets “Chinese proverb” that doesn’t actually exist

Maybe she saw it on a fortune cookie?

6) Man blesses his new BMW by burning incense, car catches fire, gets burnt to a crisp

It appears that the gods were not pleased with his selection of vehicle. The BMW cost 470,000 yuan ($73,000).

5) Tai chi master knocked out by amateur kickboxer in 5 seconds with just one punch

The 47-year-old master had been honing his skills for decades. His opponent had been training for about a year.

4) Naughty kid gets trapped in elevator after peeing all over control panel

On the bright side, at least he didn’t need to go to the bathroom while waiting for rescue.

3) Woman hits Maserati, Audi, and BMW while backing out of parking spot

It takes some serious skill to be this bad

2) Samsung China mocked after partnering up with fake Supreme

In December, net users watched on Weibo as two Asian “CEOs” from Supreme took the stage alongside a Samsung representative with the companies’ two logos on screen behind them. They spoke about Supreme’s big plans for next year of opening up a “7-story” flagship store in Shanghai and staging a high-profile runway show at the city’s Mercedes-Benz Arena.

However, there was just one small problem. Supreme’s CEO is founder James Jebbia. He is white and can’t speak Mandarin.

1) Thief knocks his buddy out with a brick while trying to break into building

Well, that didn’t quite go as planned.