Among the things I’m done with…

-“I’m screaming! Omfg!” (No you’re not.)

-The “faceless” or scribbled over eyes aesthetic. (You think it’s cool and artsy. It’s really just hipster. And not in a good way. Stop doing that to characters and celebrities. We like their faces and eyes.)

-The zodiac signs as… (As what? As a way to put useless, uninteresting lists that mean nothing on our dashes? I was whelped at a certain time of year, so I’m this particular type of vegetable? Just stop.)

-“I’m so tired of the fandom drama regarding this issue I just made up about fans who do this thing nobody does or thinks this thing nobody cared about till I brought it up.” (If you’re going to start drama, don’t pretend you’re above it.)

-“You can’t be a real human because you’re a cis white person…” (My god, shut up. You didn’t know what cis meant three months ago. And look it up. You don’t know what it means now. You’re using it wrong. And it’s offensive. And it is a society and legal system oppressing minorities, not individual white cis fourteen year olds. Knock it off and get involved in a real movement.)

-“I’m a real feminist, and I hate when people say…” (Feminism is a civil rights issue. Don’t reduce it to this. Just don’t. It is activism and pride. Don’t make it a Tumblr superiority thing.)

-“Fill-in-the-blank is an ignored and hated minority!” (Stop. This is not helpful to your cause. Read the feminism comment above. Also, the cis white person comment. You can’t blame folks for never having heard of demi or aro or understanding asexuality. Stop pretending that these identities make up half the population, because they don’t. Instead, raise awareness and educate in a positive way. How much do you enjoy being berated for not knowing something? Educate yourself. Then educate others. Expect respect, but don’t expect everyone to understand.)

-“My ship is totally canon and here are the reasons why!” (No. Stop. Your ship is not canon if everyone related to the show denies it. Relax. Instead, try replacing the word “canon” in the sentence with “awesome.” You’ll be 100% less obnoxious, and you might gain some new shippers. Say it with me. “My ship is totally awesome and here are the reasons why!”

-“Fill-in-the-blank is my aesthetic.” (You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.)

-Random ranting lists that go on forever. (Oops.)