All the video games @peteholmez mentioned in his podcast You Made It Weird. The podcast has been sponsored by Gamefly and has a deal with Amazon. Pete suggests these games for your purchasing pleasure. Too bad they’re not real, I wish some were.

Bioshock 3: It’s Just Swimming, No City

Super Mario Half-Brothers: Awkward Barbecue

Mass Effect 4: Massachusetts Effect

Fable

Skyrim 2: Skyrim Job (Fuck Me With Your Elder Scroll)

Excitebike 2: Enthusiastic Bike

Tekken 11: Tekktris

Let’s Wake The Elderly

Let’s Wake The Elderly 2: We Don’t Respect You, Old Man

Sitar Hero

Rock Band: Weird 70’s Heroin-Fueled Jazz

Rock Band: Huey Lewis And The News “This Is It”

Rock Band: Black Fraternity Step-Group

Lego Human Centipede

Pong

Pong 2: Just Keep It Pingin’ And Pongin’, Baby

Super Smash Wachowski Brothers

Halo 4: Halo, How You Doin’?

Splinter Cell 8

Gears Of War 4: Guys, There Are Monsters Everywhere, Let’s Just Get Out Of Here

All Long Piece Tetris

Streets Of Rage 4: Somewhat Angry Streets

Hulk Hogan Needs To Find His Hotel Key

Frogger 3: Skateboard Teens Jaywalking

Street Fighter vs. Roe vs. Wade

Super Mario 5: Who’s Italian Now?

Dog Shusher

Dog Shusher 2: Quiet Down, Boy

Lego Herman’s Head

Boxcar Hobos

Spaghetti Wrestling

Pat Sajak Can’t Find His Watch

Crowded Bus 3: Airport Shuttle

Frogger

Racist Donkey Kong Country

Lego Stand By Me

Zealand Hog

Daydrinkin’ (released in Japan as Pete’s Lonely Tuesday)

Fuck You Wario

Fuck You Waro 2: Fuck Wario’s Mother

Lego Sophie’s Choice

Giraffe Olympics: Sweden

Super Mario Louge

Let’s Fight These Asians

Paperboy 2: Just A Regular Grown Mail Carrier

Pass The Fucking Peas, Trish

Pass The Fucking Peas 2: Did You Hear Me, Trish? I Said Pass The Goddamn Peas

Altered And Re-Altered Beasts

Joust

Leisure Suit Larry And The Case Of Date Violations

Space Quest 7: This Shit Was Old After Part 3

King’s Quest 7: Pass That Loaf Of Bread And That Cheese That You Cut With A Knife

Copernicus’s Dilemma

Fledgling Fembots

2 Bunnies And A Sword And A Pizza Place

Slap The Salamander

Slap The Salamander 2: Who’s Slapping Who?

Batman: Arkham Pants Fire

Snuggle Bunnies

Snuggle Bunnies: The Revenge

Mortal Testicle

Deck A Cake

Pitfall

Sensational Sam And The Six Samurais From Sullivan Street In Somerville

Ikari Warriors: Dance Dance Revolution

Track And Field

Duck Hunt Extreme

Weapons Nut

Batman: Arkham City Asylum Modern Warfare 2

Bonk

The Toe Brothers

Battletoads

Upside-Down Tetris (released in Japan as Upwards)

Batman: Kick In The Face 2

The Sandwich Team

Pickle Knucklers

Smash Face And The Two-Ton Gang

Call Of Duty: Arkham Asylum

Arkham City: Modern Warfare 3

Batman Fever

Call Of Fiesta

Call Of Fiesta: Modern Warfare 2

Sonic Sonic

Call Of Duty: Shoot People

Super Mario Nuts

These were originally compiled by AST poster Lustful Gustav, I’m just the messenger. Please listen to Pete’s podcast. It’s both incredibly funny and enlightening. It will make you feel good about yourself and humanity. Yes, really.