Trump is going to Mexico, a country full of drug dealers, criminals and rapists who are all clamoring to steal American jobs and/or kill and rape them. But don't worry, Babyhands, I'm sure some are good people!

The Donald will meet with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto in Mexico City today, at Peña Nieto's invitation. It's not entirely clear what the two will talk about—probably, Peña Nieto will have Trump clarify some of the truly awful things he's said about Mexicans; inquire about the 11 million or so illegal immigrants Trump's been threatening to kick out of the United States; and ask whether Trump really expects him to pay for The Wall. Trump, meanwhile, will probably offer Peña Nieto a Trump Tower Grill taco bowl. Things can't possibly go wrong.

Fuel the plane, we're going to Mexico! pic.twitter.com/9SzKUXG295 — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) August 31, 2016



Peña Nieto, who has compared Trump to Mussolini and Hitler, has also asked Hillary Clinton to meet with him, though it appears her campaign has yet to accept his invitation. Clinton has not yet publicly referred to the Spanish language as "speaking Mexican" or called Mexicans "killers and rapists," so if she does meet with Peña Nieto, it probably won't be all that interesting. Her campaign did do us the favor of compiling all the terrible tweets Trump's made about Mexicans. Here are some personal favorites:





The joke around town is that I freed El Chapo from the Mexican prison because the timing was so good w/ my statements on border security. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015



....likewise, billions of dollars gets brought into Mexico through the border. We get the killers, drugs & crime, they get the money! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 13, 2015

Only very stupid people think that the United States is making good trade deals with Mexico.Mexico is killing us at the border and at trade! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 27, 2015

Mexico's court system corrupt.I want nothing to do with Mexico other than to build an impenetrable WALL and stop them from ripping off U.S. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 6, 2015

I hope the Mexican judge is more honest than the Mexican businessmen who used the court system to avoid paying me the money they owe me. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 5, 2015

The Mexican legal system is corrupt, as is much of Mexico. Pay me the money that is owed me now - and stop sending criminals over our border — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 25, 2015

Anyway, after Trump meets with Peña Nieto, he'll give an immigration speech in Arizona, hopefully wearing a souvenir sombrero and rattling a pair of authentic solid gold Trump-branded maracas.

Update 11:44 a.m.: Former president Vicente Fox, who famously told Trump he wasn't going to pay "for that fucking wall," seems really excited about his visit: