10. The Ottawa Senators’ Matt Kassian empathizes with the plight of the redheaded:

That St Patty’s day went by way too fast for all the gingers of the world… 24 hrs of being accepted just isn’t enough #hugaginger — Matt Kassian (@kassassination) March 18, 2013

9. Fun fact. This photo was snapped before LeBron James dunked Patrick Kane as part of his pregame warmup routine:

Me and @kingjames before the bulls-heat game tonight at the UC. What a game. Wow twitter.com/88PKane/status… — Patrick Kane (@88PKane) March 28, 2013

8. From one well-endowed Hab to another:

Brendan Gallaghers balls are bigger than his head I love this kid he is what a hockey player is supposed to be — Chris Nilan (@KnucklesNilan30) March 28, 2013

7. Denis Leary’s doppleganger hasn’t retired yet:

If Chris Pronger has to quit the ice he can probably make a living doing Ice Age 5,6,7,8 and 9. twitter.com/denisleary/sta… — Denis Leary (@denisleary) March 8, 2013

6. Who says these guys aren’t scoring enough?

5. We picture another Duck swan-diving into a pool of money:

4 a. Patrick Ewung, Larry Berd and Dominque Milkens face similar torment:

4 b. Not only does he have a hilarious name, but the Hurricanes’ Michal Jordan has some Twitter gems, like these Louis Vuitton Don Beaupre pads:

3. Every little thing he does is magic:

Lol. Thanks to Siri and Apple Corporation. You guys are hilarious. twitter.com/Datsyuk13/stat… — Pavel Datsyuk (@Datsyuk13) March 22, 2013

2. Joffrey Lupul, serving a two-game suspension for a hit to the head, fires this query after Rick Nash goes unpunished for a high hit the very next night:

If someone can explain the decisions on what warrants a suspension and what doesn’t, please let me and the rest of guys know.. — Joffrey Lupul (@JLupul) March 22, 2013

1. Cherry on top: