Those of you who know me will remember I’m a bit of a betting man. I never back the wrong horse, and when Blurple died last month, I saw that as the end for Brexit.

Let’s be plain, you could never expect a bunch of Citizen Smith-epoching London luvvies to uphold a democratic verdict. Sycophancy to Europe runs through their very core – after all, the Illiberal Alliance of terms gone by contained many of the same faces. They don’t care about the people – they’re concerned about keeping hold of their Éuros in Bruxelles, like they were when “Wagbo’s Wallys” tried to revoke Article 50.

The debacle with the new Scotland Secretary, david_johansson, revealed it all too well. I had a bit of hope when “DaJo the Clown” marched into the Commons to take on his own PM. Hope was dashed, and we saw a Stalin-esque “clap or be clapped” display of suck-uppiness:

Can I first say to prime minister how nice it is to see you again after a long time! A lot has happened here in the last few weeks when we gathered here the last time for the Prime Minister’s Question Time. What I would like to ask you is the question of the European Union. Many voters and citizens I have met, think this government will start a new process to rejoin the EU. I know what this government wants and what its policy means. Can you stand here today and assure voters and citizens that we are keeping the promises we have promised? /u/david_johansson, Hansard, 18/09/2019

Sickening, isn’t it? Met with condemnation from opposition, silence from “Salami’s EU Army”. The Conservative Party had the right idea – their Campbellian great of a spin doctor, ellielia, published a lovely little ad about DaJo’s day at Cirque de Soleil:

Of course, this brought out the Remoaner Army. Cries of “libel” (it’s defamation, read a book”), claims of misquotation (not true as you can see) and this absolute tirade,

You’re an idiot. This is low spin. I realise after the vonc you need to earn grace and favour from the Tory hierarchy to get their respect, but really, this is pathetic chev. tommy1boy, 19/09/2019

proved that the once heralded “Tigers of Brexit”, the Classical Liberals, were crawling out in impassionate defence of EU rentagobs.

Now, I am a betting man, as I did say, and I bet that if you looked outside the M25 bubble, you’d see folks who abhor Sunrise putting democracy to sunset. You can’t even trust them to pretend anymore – DaJo’s still in a job, probably waiting for his EU pension. Sunrise are trying to snigger at proud Brexit-backing democrats – I won’t let them, and neither should you.

We must stand against the Remoaner Army. Anything less than a clean break on 31st December 2020 will turn “tigers” into “traitors”, and I wouldn’t like to be up against a wave of proud patriots, defending their democratic rights. We must be clear. We are leaving. If Salami’s EU Army don’t like that, they can swan off to Strasbourg and take their parties with them.