Dear Travis TURDman,

(Foremost, a quick ‘thank you’ to whoever is kind enough to step up & read this out loud to Travis.)

In one of the latest RnR promo videos there is a clip that didn’t make the cut, and in it, you have some harsh words for a “mystery woman”… A “stupid bitch” if you will:

Translation:

And that stupid bitch who was flickin’ me off who was sticking up for ::unintelligible garble:: the last time… you’re lucky my old lady didn’t git at you before you could get out of there. You stupid bitch, you can suck my dick. And you can go fuck yourself like you do ::unintelligible garble::

And just who is that stupid bitch you’re talking about? Why it’s me, ‘ol Katie Red-Wines!

You’re right, I was flipping you off as you got your ass beat by Khaos at RnR 9 outside Fort Bragg.

The venue had run out of beer & I’d moved on to all they had left, tiny *Cabernet bottles. (*Cabernet is a kind of wine, and wine is a kind of alcohol made with grapes.)

After several of those, & the confidence that only the shoulder pads in a large, bright yellow power-blazer can give you, I was feeling both rough & rowdy. So by the time we got to your fight, several people had mentioned to me that you were dirt ball, and I ran with the vibe.

As for sucking your dick, I’d first have to ask that you wash the pig shit off it, and then I’ve have the painstaking farm task of finding a needle in a haystack. I’ll pass.

But hey, no need for me to keep rambling as I realize all these two-syllable words are a lot, so I made a video that’s more ‘on your level’ as final rebuttal.

And I also made a quick one in your wife’s language, too, since apparently I got her all hot to trot:

In all honestly Travis, I’m sure whoever married you could probably knock all of my teeth out, in which case I reckon we’d all finally have something in common. Guess we’ll see TONIGHT!

Love,

Kate

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