Continuing his campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination, Ted Cruz claimed in an interview with Fox News yesterday that God speaks to him in Hebrew every night.

“I think it’s Hebrew,” he said in an interview with Fox News. “It might be German, but it’s definitely Hebrew, because that’s the language God would most likely speak if he weren’t speaking English. I never learned Hebrew. I was too busy trying to make this country a better place.”

He continued: “It’s usually before I go to bed each night. I know he’s only speaking to me because my wife can’t hear him, and she’s a really good listener. That’s why I married her. Well, that and her Eggplant Parmesan. The best! Simply the best!”

Cruz says God’s voice sounds “like a combination of Ronald Reagan and Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin. But early Robert Plant, like Whole Lotta Love era Robert Plant. Back when Rock n’ Roll actually meant something, you know?”