I once had a dame,

angel-like, with a milky skin,

blond hair, green eyes,

and everything nice.

We used to go out and

everybody would fall in love

with my beautiful dame.



Once a brave soul tried to kiss her.

Well, I had to break his jaw

to break his soul.

But my dame came to his rescue,

even kissed the broken jaw.

I fell to my knees

and went to pieces.