HEY IT’S TROLL TIME

Alright folks! The release of Volume Fourteen: Of Cleanliness And Clownliness is just around the corner - expected to be sometime today, Friday the 12th, in fact! As such, it’s far past time you found out just who you can expect to befriend. (Not that the title made it a hard guess this time around.)

That’s right! You can look forward to meeting MARSTI HOUTEK and… Uh.

Oh for fuck’s sake. He’s always doing this. You cannot get this guy to sit down and say still for like ten seconds, I swear. I think he stole all my soda, too?? Great.

Look, I’m gonna have to go do some clown wrangling. Be back soon. If you see KARAKO wandering around anywhere, could you tell him to get his ass back over here?? He’s not in trouble. I just wanna talk. (Seriously! This guy’s too cute to stay mad at.)



Anyway, uh… Thanks! See ya soon.

