Two old Russians and an idiot walk into a room, which is oval-shaped inside, right.

They emerge with shit-eating grins, having “shared” intel previously classified (spied).

The idiot emerges with unpresidented smugness, he’s thinking he can fire whoever he wants…

The Russians emerge with our national security. And here’s the piece de resistance:

Everyone was in the room where it happened

The room where it happened

The room where it happened

A guy from TASS was in the room where it happened

He spammed as it happened

Instagrammed as it happened

Donald doesn’t know know how the game is played

The tricks of the trade, how the intel gets made

He just assumes that it happens…

Now everyone is in the room where it happened

Priebus claims…

‘Jared Kushner showed up on my doorstep last night in distress and disarray’

Priebus claims…

‘And he said, “I’ve nowhere else to turn, Steve Bannon is drunk and Sean Spicer’s cray”’

Priebus claims…

‘I approached McMaster and said, “I know you hate this, but can you make it go away?”

Priebus claims…

‘Well, I arranged the meeting—

I arranged the venue–and then you went TWEETING—

‘Now

Everyone is in the room where it happened

The room where it happened

The room where it happened

You’re live-Tweeting from the room where it happens

The room where it happens

The room where it happens

Everybody knows how the Russians get to ‘yes’–

As President, you’re basically a pigeon playing chess–

Sure, they assumed bad shit happened—

But now they KNOW what’s in the room where it happened’

HOLY MOLY DONALD TRUMP

What did they say to you to get you to sell the whole free world down the river?

HOLY MOLY DONALD TRUMP

Did Vlad Putin ask you for this intel? Was there oligarchic pressure to deliver?

HOLY MOLY DONALD TRUMP

Or are you so dumb you don’t think it really even matters what you do with what they brief you on?

And maybe you’re right

Cause we’re in a tight spot.

Vlad got his own POTUS

And I wonder what you got.

We’ve got skin in the game, we stay in the game.

But no one’s gonna win if YOU keep playing the game.

You want love for it

You get hate for it

They should impeach you but they WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT WAIT

God help and forgive us

We want a republic that’s gonna outlive us—

What do you want, Trump?

What do you want, Trump?

What do you want, Trump?

What do you want, Trump?

I…

Want to be in the room

It’s the best room

The oval room

it’s

I…

Want two scoops of ice cream

Cause I’m the president

Can you believe it

Nobody thought

you want a map

i have a map here

the red’s all Trump country

all of it

mine

I….

I’m in the room where it

does

the thing

I…

hey Sergei

Sergei’s here

Have you met

He’s the best

they love me in Moscow, they do

Sergei

Tell everyone how much they love me

It’s a lot

A lot

Believe me

A LOT

Sergei look at all this cool stuff they gave me

You see this shiny button here

I don’t even know what it–

Click BOOM!