I don't think you people realize just how CHEESING ANNOYING it is for us lifeguards to pull some idiot out of the pool. Especially when they get all offensive about it. " oh you are physically incapable of following the rules in the slide? I don't see why, because it's not like THOUSANDS of other people can ride the slide DOZENS of times without even bending the rules. " "oh you didn't know what they were? Well if you were blind enough to miss the signs that were as obvious as a circus elephant in a bathroom you shouldn't be allowed to leave yours. And you are obviously as deaf as a post as well if you didn't hear EVERY SINGLE LIFEGUARD AT THE POOL blowing their whistle at you. I might as well have called an ambulance you were so dead to the world. Gonna tell my boss? Please go save me the trouble of going and getting him."



Now imagine fifty of these people EVERY BLOOMING DAY.



You're not a special case. Now get out of here. I'm sick of you people.