GUEST COLUMN: “Trump Was Joking About That Thing. Unless It Helps His Poll Numbers.” — Ryan Trasker, Trump Supporter

You know that thing Donald Trump said or did that everyone is freaking out about? The one that has people in his own party pulling both their hair and their hamstrings as they try to run away from him? The incident that everyone in the media insists is the “final straw” that will cost him the election?

I hate to break it to you libtards, but Trump was joking about that thing.

Unless it helps his poll numbers. In which case, he totally meant what he said.

I, for one, am sick and tired of the liberal media going to bat for Hillary Clinton and taking everything Donald Trump says out of context and so damn seriously. It’s obvious the man is joking around when he says such outrageous and inflammatory things.

Donald Trump is a real person, and real people joke about things, so long as whatever they’re saying would otherwise scuttle all hope of succeeding in any and all current or future endeavors.

Except, of course, when those outrageous and inflammatory things strike a chord with his base. That’s when you can take his words to the bank.

Donald Trump isn’t a mealy-mouthed politician who speaks in overly measured tones. He’s not a political insider whose words need to be parsed by a team of legal scholars to figure out what he meant.

He’s a plain-spoken outsider who speaks his mind. A self-made man who says what he means and means what he says.

Unless he said something totally inappropriate and indefensible, because that’s a clear sign he was kidding around.

How hard is that to figure out, people? All you idiots who keep blowing all these comments out of proportion need to get a grip and a sense of humor, because Donald Trump is a real person, and real people joke about things, so long as whatever they’re saying would otherwise scuttle all hope of succeeding in any and all current or future endeavors.

But if whatever they’re saying might actually benefit them in achieving their goals, then by all means, they are speaking with 100% sincerity. And the same goes for Donald J. Trump, the next president of the United States.