The human body is a funny thing, it does not like pieces of it cut off, and this includes the balls.We all think we are invincible but unless you want to be in the next copy of the Darwin Awards (that for people that do real stupid things to get themselves kill) and this will sure get you started on that path.There was a guy in here a couple years ago that talked about injection his balls to kill them. We told him don't do that but he did it anyway, he got his wish, he was a eunuch, but he damn near died and spent several months in the hospital. Then came back in here looking for sympathy.So go ahead, go try to castrate yourself this way and we will all take bets on if you ever return. It been all said above, you have so much to look forward to.Pain, gangrene, ER, OR, large hospital bill if you survive, your family pays the bill if you die, the last two are kind of a 50/50 chance which is better then playing lotto. The newspaper with your picture and the caption “Here is an fool that tried to use a barn yard tool on himself.”But, having said all of that I know you can do it an be the first to report back that it went without a hitch, and when I say you will be the first I mean it.Oh hell, don't lesson to us, what the hell do we know, we are just a bunch of dumb old eunuchs that don't know shit.Good luck,River