According to CNN.com, White House chief of staff General John Kelly on Thursday erroneously claimed that Representative Frederica Wilson (D-FL), claimed credit for securing “$20 million” in federal funding to build a new FBI field office in Miami in 2015. Video of the speech made it clear that Wilson did not claim credit for helping to fund the building.

When asked why CNN.com described the Kelly’s claim as ‘erroneous’ instead of simply ‘a lie’ a spokesperson for the news organization said, “I have to look into a claim about Hillary Clinton’s emails,” then abruptly walked into a bathroom.

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A senior congressional aide who has been briefed on the deaths of four U.S. servicemen in Niger says the ambush by militants stemmed in part from a “massive intelligence failure.”

When asked if the massive intelligence failure was literally due to Donald Трамп’s massive lack of intelligence, the source nodded yes then took a sip of their Coke Zero.

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A video taken by a man remodeling a house in Oregon shows federal immigration agents arresting his co-worker, even though they acknowledged they lacked a warrant to enter the home. Entering a house without a warrant is illegal.

When asked about this, a spokesperson for ICE said by phone that, “a lot of things are illegal but we do it anyway, welcome to Трампistan!”

When a reporter asked the spokesperson if they were Donald Трамп, the call abruptly ended.

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Kelly erroneously claimed congresswoman took credit for building funding, video shows

http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/20/politics/frederica-wilson-john-kelly-video/index.html

Niger Ambush Came After ‘Massive Intelligence Failure,’ Source Says

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/africa/source-niger-attack-resulted-massive-intelligence-failure-n812626

Warrantless ICE arrest of man inside house under investigation

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/10/20/warrantless-ice-arrest-under-investigation/786215001/

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