We've noticed something about Tom Herman. There are no two pictures of Tom Herman in which he looks like the same person.

At 40 years of age, Herman is young for a college football coach but not so young that he's immune to the physical changes that take place in the average man's mid-life. Thinning follicles and a revolving door of facial hairstyles account for some of it, but there are aspects to this that defy explanation.

There are a couple of possible explanations. Perhaps Tom Herman is a Faceless Man, trained in the House of Black and White in the free city of Braavos, assassinating football teams on a weekly basis in service of the Many-Faced God.

Another possibility is that Tom Herman is living a real-life version of the 1996 Michael Keaton film Multiplicity, in which Keaton's character creates several clones of himself, none of them exactly identical to Keaton, in order to help him manage his busy life. Herman is very successful at a young age, so this checks out. Yep, that's what we're going with.

Now let us introduce you to each of Tom's clones:

Brad Herman

Brad would like to invite you to a house party at the off-campus apartment he still rents even though he graduated ten years ago. There will be two kegs and a bowl of jungle juice. Donations are appreciated because his bank teller salary only goes so far.

Bill Herman

Bill wants you to know the running club is bumping the Saturday morning half-marathon training session up to 8 a.m. to avoid midday thundershowers in the forecast. Oh, and someone left an orange Fitbit behind at last week's run. Is it yours?

Tim Herman

Tim is trying to kick his Skoal habit but so many of the other highway patrolmen dip and it's hard to quit when you're around it all the time. But last week Katie, his youngest, knocked over his spit cup and she asked what it was and he didn't know what he should tell her. It's really thrown him for a loop.

Nick Herman

Nick has put his son Marcus in the starting lineup every game this season, and some of the parents are starting to complain. On the one hand, Marcus has scored 10 goals already and he's clearly the best player on the team. But at just six years old, shouldn't it be less about winning and more about letting everybody have a chance to play?

Steve Herman

It's not really Steve's job to help you reset your Outlook password but, ugh ... FINE. No, he doesn't know where the Word icon on your desktop went. Maybe you f***ing deleted it. It's really goddamn easy to put it it back though, you idiot. Just click right there. No, not there. GAHHHHH. Get out of the way, Steve will do it himself.

Jan. 12, 2017 update:

A wild Tom Herman appears ...

This is Mike Herman. Mike regrets to announce that he's taking a temporary leave of absence from running the youth choir while he adjusts to the new reality of his post-divorce life. The last thing he wants is to be a distraction as the choir begins preparation for the Christmas Eve service, and he's more embarrassed than anyone about how he started sobbing uncontrollably last week during "Go Tell It On The Mountain." It was Carol's favorite hymn.