14. Missouri

Everything the Missouri Tigers’ uniforms lack in traditional SEC appeal, they more than make up for in gaudiness. Here is the formula: you take a perfectly good color scheme consisting of black, gold and white, you change the gold to an odd shade of mustard yellow, incorporate a washed out charcoal grey into the scheme, give the numbers and letters that “futuristic” look, add a tiger print to the pant and helmet striping and voila! It is difficult to understand how the Nike reps were actually able to successfully sell this idea. In fairness, there are far worse uniforms outside of the SEC.

— Rankings provided by Rob McVey, who is part of the Athlon Contributor Network. McVey is a diehard Tennessee Volunteers fan who loves singing “Rocky Top” every opportunity he gets. Follow him on Twitter @Rob_UTVOLS.