DR. PHIL PACK: Everything above, and Nick or Sam (your choice) will leverage his smooth-talking relationship engineering skills for your personal gain. Need to break up with your honey? With one phone call Nick will use diplomacy and tact to un-hell your life and get you the clean break you need to start over. Got a crush on a hot guy? Let me call him up and plant the seed in his head--"hey, bro, s/he's totally smokin'... nah, YOU'RE crazy bro!" You Can Trust MDE.

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