Not all heroes wear capes. But the shadow organization that started to uncover the truth—known only as Invisible Inc—they did wear capes. Super dope capes with black sparkles and a leather fringe. One day in 2007 they were skipping around the galaxy wearing their capes, feeling sketched out, and were all, “why don’t we become boy heroes?” The boys put their heads together hard, and cracked open their heads, and poured their brain juice on a corner of our world where the flood of new information was most overwhelming: music. In five minutes they settled on a theory: our universe was being infiltrated by other realms, escaping intro our dominion through some loose cosmic butthole. For their research they set out to find a case study musician so preposterous, so un-famous, whose likelihood of ever attracting any attention was so laughable, that their investigation was sure to elude government scrutiny. For 9 years they procrastinated. And then a few weeks ago they began work. The artist’s name was Watsky. These are their findings.

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