Mmm, I do love me an esoteric title…

Do you suppose snakes resent us for our ability to wear pants, while the best they can ever manage is to wear pant, but incidentally, are unable to pant, like a dog, aka ‘man’s best friend’, a title which their legless form can never hope to achieve? Yeah, I bet that’s why they’re kinda dicks… which are sometimes called trouser snakes OH MY GOD IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER!!!