7:52 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: what if when you beat newgame+ for the 10th time

7:52 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: you'd discover a new option

7:52 PM - NextPorcupine: http://www.twitch.tv/meme_ki here

7:52 PM - NextPorcupine: Mikistream

7:52 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: where you can start a newgame in any universe previously imagined

7:52 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: wut

7:52 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: (with a convienient searchbar)

7:53 PM - JollyCrab: thatd be fuckin rad

7:53 PM - Deshedfire (DDDG) entered chat.

7:53 PM - JollyCrab: id go into a world where i can shoot fire and shit

7:53 PM - GOATY bringer of death (DDDG): hi desh

7:53 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: ok now I understand

7:54 PM - JollyCrab: or like where i can go onto a spaeship and fight aliens with lightsabers or something

7:54 PM - JollyCrab: thatd be sick

7:54 PM - Deshedfire (DDDG): Ello

7:54 PM - Deshedfire (DDDG): Who're people here?

7:54 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: and then after the 20th time, you can take ANYONE you've met before in life, physically or not, and have them JOIN you.

7:54 PM - JollyCrab: FUCK YES IT GOT BETTER

7:55 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: this sounds awesome

7:55 PM - JollyCrab: ID BRING SOME HOT CHICK WHO I IMPRESSED WITH MY ALIEN FIGHTING SKILL

7:55 PM - JollyCrab: whoever told m adventure time was shit is a goddamn liar

7:56 PM - JollyCrab: its episode 1 and theyre fighting candy zombies with sticks while rave music plays

7:56 PM - JollyCrab: this show is rad

7:56 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): https://twitter.com/Joshua_Ornelas/status/662448193150414848/photo/1

7:56 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: then after the 100th newgame+

7:56 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: You get to choose any point in time to begin

7:57 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: jaq you're just making me disappointed that this isn't real

7:57 PM - JollyCrab: ^

7:57 PM - JollyCrab: id go back to right before i died and make people think im jesus

7:58 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: then after newgame+ 500

7:58 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: you get to choose any amount of peope to bring along with you.

7:58 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): i mean, i missed how this started, but who's to say it isn't? it could be possible that it would just go into a different identical universe, and we in this one couldn't perceive anything different

7:58 PM - JollyCrab: bring a bunch of hot girls

7:58 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: along with take anything from any universe

7:58 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: guns

7:58 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: hot girls

7:58 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: merchandise

7:58 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: tv shows

7:58 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: guns

7:58 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: nah

7:58 PM - JollyCrab: YES

7:58 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): or this one could be the first one, and they progress into mirrored unique ones

7:58 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: just bring along your best friends from the previous ones

7:58 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: like commander shepard

7:58 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: ^

7:58 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: always bring shepard

7:58 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Like i'd just fucking pop up in some random universe and invade the shit out of it

7:59 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Then i'd just give it back and say

7:59 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: "Lol you got rekt scrubs"

7:59 PM - DELTATRON (DDDG): i'm back,again

7:59 PM - JollyCrab: fuck yes be a trans dimensional genghis khan

7:59 PM - Deshedfire (DDDG): wb Delta

7:59 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: yeah but then you'd be killing people who may not be gods like you

7:59 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: and that's just not fair

7:59 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: who knows

7:59 PM - JollyCrab: who gives a shit about fair

7:59 PM - JollyCrab: you get to respawn irl

7:59 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: it's entirely possible you may accidentally piss of someone else

7:59 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: and then they'll crash your party

8:00 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: It's like extra-dimensional space time PVP

8:00 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: I think that's when the party starts

8:00 PM - JollyCrab: yeah

8:00 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: WITH RESPAWNS

8:00 PM - JollyCrab: thatd be sick

8:00 PM - JollyCrab: endless 1v1

8:00 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): again, let's go back to what i said, where this existence we are in now is the starting point, adn from here that, or at least something similar happens, and you would have no way of knowing

8:00 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: this is the greatest idea ever

8:00 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: oh god that'd be awesome

8:00 PM - JollyCrab: cheez i can believe it

8:00 PM - JollyCrab: i choose to

8:00 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: It's entirely possible that would happen cheez

8:00 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: hell

8:00 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: for all we know

8:00 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): maybe it would only hapen if certain prerequisites were met in teh past life, to actually be able to progress in the chain of varying existence

8:01 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: we're just some random universe created by some guy who did newgame+ 10k

8:01 PM - JollyCrab: maybe you only get memories of the past lives in the layover time between lives

8:01 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): there are all sorts of existential things we could get into for this

8:02 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: well jaq, to build off of that, consider that the people who have gone through hundreds,thousands, and tens of thousands of times may have just become the gods of our various global civilizations

8:02 PM - JollyCrab: but honestly if you had memories during your lives people would be offing themselves to get a better one

8:02 PM - JollyCrab: like a reroll

8:02 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: i think we're getting into balancing now

8:03 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Yeah thats true

8:03 PM - JollyCrab: i wanna write a fuckin book about this

8:03 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: maybe you'd only be able to recall a few set memories

8:03 PM - Tsundere Vicar Amelia left chat.

8:03 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: someone write this down

8:03 PM - JollyCrab: copying chat log to save

8:03 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: this could be the next best fiction work of our generation

8:04 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: like i just thought that people wouldn't just off themselves like a bunch of munchkins and try living out shit they wouldn't have thought of.

8:04 PM - JollyCrab: RWBYC collaborative work of fiction

8:04 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): and again to go back to what i said, it could be factual, i mean, changing some terminology here and there, and we couldn't perceive it as such sue to our point in existence

8:04 PM - JollyCrab: #1 NY times bestseller

8:04 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): due*

8:04 PM - JollyCrab: yeah maybe this is like level 1

8:05 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Everyone here is just Level 1 godmode

8:05 PM - JollyCrab: next level we get powerups

8:05 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): this is the root point, and the only way to proceed to a further point, you would need to meet certain prerequisites

8:05 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): you need to have done something

8:05 PM - JollyCrab: you need to get a 100% speedrun

8:05 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Do something of note

8:05 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: wait

8:06 PM - JollyCrab: so like all the important people in earths history levelled up

8:06 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: ye entirely possibru

8:06 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: so the point of religion is to attempt to understand the requirements to reach the next dimension of existence?

8:06 PM - JollyCrab: this is slowly becoming /r/outside

8:06 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: oh dear

8:06 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: what have i done

8:06 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): oh, and remember, there's no such thing as an original idea. read jonathan livingston seagull

8:06 PM - JollyCrab: something amazing

8:06 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: ^

8:06 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): it covers things very similar to this

8:06 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: so guys

8:06 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): and it's from ~45 years ago

8:06 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: Im curious about something

8:07 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: can you

8:07 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

8:07 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: WHAT THE ROCK

8:07 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: IS

8:07 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: COOKIN

8:07 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Yes

8:07 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: he's cooking your balls

8:07 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: on an interdimensional frying pan

8:07 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: managed by chuck norris

8:07 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: and i know u recognize dat smell

8:08 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: the only thing I smell right now is old books

8:08 PM - JollyCrab: anyways back to jaq's amazing idea - what if after a certain number of lives there was a big character creation screen

8:08 PM - JollyCrab: you can change how you look

8:08 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: eh i don't think i'd use it that well

8:08 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: inb4 its the oblivion character creator

8:08 PM - JollyCrab: and then theres a bit of randomness so you dont get a universe of hot chicks

8:08 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: cause like i'm shit with it in fallout and stuff

8:09 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: I think that becomes a necessity in the gradual acquisition of information

8:09 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: Id end up looking like a cartoon character

8:09 PM - JollyCrab: the randomness would also help stop people from being 500lb fat smurfs

8:09 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: "hahaha itd be hilarious if i had a inverted hook nose and a thirty inch dick"

8:09 PM - JollyCrab: thats what the randomness is for, to combat extremes

8:09 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: Too bad

8:09 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: I WANT MY THIRTY INCH COCK

8:09 PM - JollyCrab: so you dont get chicks with ZZZ sized tits

8:10 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: AND IM GOING TO FUCKING BITCHSLAP PEOPLE

8:10 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: WITH MY THIRTY INCH COCK

8:10 PM - JollyCrab: thatsmyfetish.jpg

8:10 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: AND YOU WOULD TOO

8:10 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: the whole creating a new world thing popped out of my mind the second i watched tihs bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU#1m26s

8:10 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: IF YOU COULD SMELLLLLLLLLLL

8:10 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: WHAT THE ROCK

8:10 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: IS COOKIN

8:10 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: but for real ZZZ tits would kill your back

8:10 PM - Yandere-chan: OCELOT

8:10 PM - Yandere-chan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

8:10 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: YOU'RE THAT NINJA

8:11 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX

8:11 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Inb4 Hideo Kojima is actually REVOLVER OCELOT

8:11 PM - Yandere-chan: senpai will never notice you

8:11 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Except he died and created another universe

8:11 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: this one.

8:11 PM - shoryusatsu999: look who's talking

8:11 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: inb4 hidey hole kojaymer is actually the rock

8:12 PM - Yandere-chan: inb4 yanderedev is secretly hideo kojima!

8:12 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: I mean it's entirely possible that at some point someone thought it would be funny if they became planet earth

8:12 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: and whats going on is that they have an altered way of percieving time

8:12 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: inb4 bobs actually not a weaboo

8:12 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: wait no nvm

8:12 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: #burned

8:12 PM - JollyCrab: going back to transdimensional gengis khan, what if instead you became an awesome peacemaker and went around respawning to stop wars

8:12 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: #jkbaestillluvu

8:12 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: see that's what i would do

8:12 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: You'd literally be Interdimesional Paragon Shepard

8:13 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: yes

8:13 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: me irl

8:13 PM - JollyCrab: sick

8:13 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: Know what i'd do?

8:13 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: two chicks.

8:13 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: at the same time.

8:13 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: so, twin futa?

8:13 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: No dicks.

8:13 PM - JollyCrab: will i get expelled for googling that

8:13 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Interdimesional MixedLiquid

8:13 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: yes

8:13 PM - JollyCrab: thank you

8:13 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: Its weaboonese for chicks wit dicks

8:13 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: I mean the first thing that would come to mind is the RWBY-verse

8:14 PM - JollyCrab: i'd go to steven universe universe first

8:14 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: and i'd probably just invite everyone in chat to fuck with it.

8:14 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: Id invite soarel

8:14 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Oh baby

8:14 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: whoa there satan

8:14 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: that would be a nice watch

8:14 PM - JollyCrab: dude id be down for a rwbyc party in remnant

8:14 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: For him to realize that nobody in rwby has vaginas

8:14 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: That means

8:14 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: and literally cease to exist

8:14 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: oh god

8:14 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: WAIT

8:15 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: WE WONT HAVE OUR VITAL ORGANS MODELED

8:15 PM - JollyCrab: lmao

8:15 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Or our

8:15 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: y'know

8:15 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: special places.

8:15 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: Hence soarel explodin

8:15 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: yeah, you might run into the "Myst problem" in which your world collapses because you failed to include an important detail

8:15 PM - JollyCrab: does that mean id be 2D if i went to the steven universe universe

8:15 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: possibly

8:15 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: then again

8:16 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: hm

8:16 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: what if every single persons thoughts actually contributed to the universe in some way

8:16 PM - JollyCrab: thatd be cool though if you changed to reflect your universe

8:16 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: that raises a good question

8:16 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: do the universes keep their art style?

8:16 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: like, if i was to go into tf2, would I be cell-shaded?

8:16 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: who knows, I'd imagine so.

8:16 PM - JollyCrab: i'd be up for blue hair and big eyes in an anime universe

8:16 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: is that something I could choose to change?

8:16 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: Just make the indepedant kingdom of rwbyC

8:17 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: nobody would come there because it would be full of random bullshit.

8:17 PM - JollyCrab: it'd be a 24/7 party

8:17 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: *cancer and retarded bullshit

8:17 PM - JollyCrab: or an orgy

8:17 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: i mean i bet yang would probably hang out once every while

8:17 PM - REVOLVER OCELOT: itd be half orgy and half people debating about guns and shit

8:17 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: the walls are filled with porn

8:17 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: at the front door

8:17 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: see like the cool part about this though

8:18 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: besides the whole thing?

8:18 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: is that you can make friends with fucking cool people from everything

8:18 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: yes

8:18 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: this whole thing is cool as hell

8:18 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: but i really like the making friend aspect

8:18 PM - JollyCrab: i'd bro out with amethyst or ren

8:18 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: because you have no friends? /s

8:18 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: like, making friends with ruby one day, and then commander shepard the next

8:18 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): this concept has been done before

8:18 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: well i mean

8:18 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: you wouldn't be wrong there dust

8:18 PM - JollyCrab: dimension hopper is done all the time but its still sick

8:18 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: ^

8:19 PM - JollyCrab: OH

8:19 PM - JollyCrab: OH

8:19 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): the earlier stuff from this isn't so much dimension hopper, but death improvements things

8:19 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: plus like this flows with the ultra-newgame+

8:19 PM - Ms. Dustweaver: brb going to eat foods

8:19 PM - JollyCrab: ANOTHER THING

8:19 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: not surprised Cheez. I mean i'm a bit dissapointed but can't say im surprised

8:19 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: :(

8:19 PM - JollyCrab: can i go to universes i created

8:19 PM - JollyCrab: because thatd be amazing

8:19 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: sure

8:19 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: after the 10thousandth newgame+

8:19 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: like, i think that's the end goal

8:19 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: where you get that option

8:19 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: you get companions at one point

8:19 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: so you inevitably would create your own universe

8:20 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): it's in a book from about 45 years ago, called jonathan livingston seagull. read it, it's really interesting and a really good book

8:20 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: do i need to buy it first?

8:20 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: I have no mone

8:20 PM - GOATY bringer of death (DDDG) left chat.

8:21 PM - JollyCrab: oh shit i just realized id spend way to long in brandon sanderson's books

8:21 PM - JollyCrab: hes a fuckin awesome writer

8:21 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: ugh fuck its only thursday

8:21 PM - JollyCrab: YO GUESS WHO HAS NO SCHOOL TOMORROW

8:21 PM - Pyromancer Artyom: asshole

8:21 PM - JollyCrab: <3

8:21 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: rood

8:22 PM - Cheezpiza (SCVY): people who lives in timezones where it's already friday? as tomorrow would be saturday

8:22 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: eh it's like late thursday for me

8:22 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: tomorrow will be friday

8:22 PM - JollyCrab: alright later chat

8:22 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: like

8:22 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: you die

8:22 PM - Mizore Shirayuki: bitch i'm in college, i make my own schedule

8:22 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: and then life literally turns into a game

8:23 PM - Time to JAQ THE SCALES: a newgame

8:23 PM - JollyCrab: someone screencap all this and put it on /r/rwbyc