After a few hours goofing around in the new update, I have a confession to make: Ravagers are terrifying. Say you’re playing Minecraft. It’s deep into the night, long after you should have gone to bed but the lure of unplundered dungeons is too strong to ignore.

It’s quiet as you roam the land at night. Spiders are easily dispatched, along with Creepers and zombies and witches. You, intrepid adventurer, are a deathless immortal, immune to the hazards that kill lesser creatures. It’s dark and quiet, the world is asleep, soundless like a whisper in space.

Then you hear it, the low moan:

“MOOOOOOOPHF!”

And suddenly you need to launder your underwear at 3 o’clock in the morning.