Moreover, you have no idea how lucky you are that most shops cater for your small-breasted needs. I will never forget during my attempt to find ‘something special for my wedding night’, how one particular luxury underwear brand’s moody saleswoman spoke to me when I dared to inquire if their basques came in a cup size larger than a B. She looked at me as if I was from planet big boob with such pity and primly replied: “No – we don’t stock those types of sizes.” Harrumph indeed, as I sloped off to Myla and enjoyed my version of a Pretty Woman shopping moment.