Still hunting for Christmas gifts for that special conservative someone? Well, look no further than the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute, a nonprofit group advocating for Republican women, and their new 2009 pin-up calendar, Pretty in Mink!

The project can be summed up in four words: Ann Coulter, Miss September. But in case anyone's worried about right-leaning pundits such as Michelle Malkin (see No 28 on this list) being objectified, Sarah Palin-style, the Luce Institute can explain:

We took some of your favorite leaders of today's conservative movement on a journey back in time, and made them up into glamorous movie stars of classic Hollywood. Back when the big screen was a little more glamorous, women were a little more feminine, the men a little more charming — and the world a little less politically correct.

Such a canny PR move recalls the immortal words of Luce herself: "Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor."

