In the new GRITTY REBOOT of James Bond, the wacky gadget scenes are deliberately absent, which is a real tragedy for me. Yes, they are campy and would stand out in a weird way, but I think we’ve already thrown realism out the window by following the adventures of a “world-famous spy.” So, Hollywood, here are some gadget ideas to get your creative juices BOILING:

Exploding Penny – The tricky part is remembering which one is the exploding one.

Acoustic Guitar with a Snake in It – “I wrote a sssssssong for you…”

Bagpipe Flamethrower – Wait, they actually did this one? Okay, maybe we’re done with gadgets.

-wes