Titan. Mimas. Europa. Enceladus. Hyperion. Iapetus. Charon. Triton. What do these all have in common? They are moons. But one key thing sets them apart from earths moon. Their names are fucking BAD-ASS. Why does't OUR moon have a cool name?

Well that is why I am writing this petition.

This petition is to rename the moon to something cooler, such as Eselesser, or Jax.