- Big Harry doesn't pay for copies at Kinko's - Big Harry has been elected president 5 times but due to the white man's persistency to keep black people out of office he has been forced to rule the world from the confines of his own home - Big Harry is pretty sure persistency is a word - Big Harry just edited Wikipedia to make persistency a word - Big Harry invented Youtube - Big Harry's semen is 150 proof - Big Harry doesn't pay income taxes - Big Harry jaywalks - Big Harry fought a Dinosaur and a shark with nothing but a swiss army knife and sheer will and… read more