West Ashley is celebrating today after garnering a new honor. It’s been voted the Best Place To Get a Handjob Under The Table While Out To Dinner by the readers of Harleys & Hunnies Magazine.

Editor-in-Chief of Harleys & Hunnies Magazine Wendy Pratt said the contest was close, but their readers’ votes sent a clear message. “It was a dead heat between Daytona Beach, Panama City, and Myrtle Beach, but in the end West Ashley surged ahead in votes to take the crown. Our readers clearly think it’s a very special place.”

Local Biker Enthusiast Gunner Rexman was ecstatic to hear the news. “It’s so exciting to be a part of a community that’s receiving such honored recognition,” he said. “There’s nothing better I like to do than taking my lady friend for the week out for some jalapeno poppers, then getting a little under-the-table tug before our chicken fried steaks arrive to the table. God bless West Ashley.”

West Ashley resident Travis Bunker said it was only a matter of time before West Ashley earned an honor like this. “We try not to leave the house after 9pm around here,” he said. “Have you seen the people who hang out at bars in West Ashley late at night? It’s like a contest to see who can get the most blackout drunk and everyone loses in the end. It’s almost as bad as James Island.”

Charleston officials have rejected a proposal to erect a statue depicting the honor in the center of Avondale. West Ashley bars will be increasing their offerings of jello shots so they can maintain the crown in 2017.















