HOBO: How did you get your job back, again?

CZAR: I promised them this new software would grade student essays.



CZAR: Now, we can fire all the composition adjuncts. It can solve all our problems!

HOBO: I tested it by inputting the Candide and it gave it an F.



CZAR: Perhaps it can't.

HOBO: I tried him, too. Also an F.



