Whenever I do one of these, I ask for whatever the giver thinks would be totally awesome. See, if I knew what I wanted, I'd buy it. It's that simple. Christmas is for finding out what I didn't know I wanted!

It turns out that Santa loves zombies. I think this is pretty sweet because I also love zombies.

Loot:

One copy of World War Z, which I've been told is great but never got around to buying.

One copy of The Walking Dead, which I've never heard of but which has a great cover.

One set of Mustache Bandages, which have nothing to do with zombies but are extremely entertaining.

One small box of extremely strong mints, which will be consumed . . . very slowly, let's say.

One postcard.

Santa, I was not originally aware that my life lacked sufficient zombies, but now that you've made it clear, I really cannot argue with your logic.

Cheers! :D