beta-pledge:

You’d been in love with Jenny since high school, but were always too shy to ask her out, she always seemed to have a tall black boyfriend which prevented you from asking.

One day her best friend Ashley told you that Jenny wanted to put a boy in chastity, and that if one agreed to it she’d love him forever!

Unfortunately behind the scenes Ashley and Jenny had been scheming to keep you in the friend zone permanently, you didn’t realise it yet, but you’d soon have to pretend you didn’t have a crush on her, even though they both knew you did!