Original Air date: July 24th, 2019

Caption: Stupidity loves company as Matt welcome listener mail about stupid mistakes. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs, Nerd.

Running time: 1:33 (93 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

Contents show]

Topics Edit

Jacob questions how much of an asshole he is based on an interaction with a Chipotle employee that wanted to have a conversation with him instead of taking his order.

Matt talks about going to Uptown Jungle, which is an inside playground.

Matt tells a story about a friend having to go through their parent's things after death and found baby food jars filled with toenails and labelled by date. Paul believes this can be done to monitor a possible health condition. The Anne voice is used when talking about these conditions.

A Fake Commercial for Shit for Gold.

Matt asks Paul where his toys will go when he dies. They will likely go to his nieces.

Matt tells a story about another show that was delayed because of a sub showing up inebriated.

Matt announces that his Fool Us appearance will be September 9th.

Jacob tells a story about a friend that is in the US on a work visa and is going to England to do Britain's Got Talent. They were denied a request for transportation to the Embassy by a lower level person.

Matt states the the people that sent in stories about his range accident. May of them were sharing something they did while drunk. There is more discussion about the abilities of the average Fire Inspector.

Scoopmail Edit

A Scoop of Root Canal writes in about keeping a tooth alive in milk. That was correct.

Umpire scoop sends in a Crack Addict story about leaving his vehicle idling for 8 hours.

Creamer Adam has backed into several things in his own driveway.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The hunt for balls theme is played. Stone Cold Scoop Austin sends in a Scoopardy with Pinstripes, Urban Dictionary, and Random Knowledge.

Characters and Bits Edit

If things start to go off the rails, check out your finger nails

British Jared from Subway - Eat Fresh Babies

A Native American member of the Fire Department that they call Chief and threw fire water on a fire. Paul uses a racist Tonto accent for this and comes up with several puns.

"There's been a Myrtle" was state as a joke answer to a question about a haunted mansion.

A Production meeting is called to talk about arranging the bonus Episode recording and release.