Matt Pike in one of his most awesomest t-shirts, with some dude I don’t know.

So last week Vince and I hit up the Sleep reunion show (read our friend Justina Villanueva’s review at Noisecreep), and as we were watching the mighty Matt Pike, we turned to one another and were all, “Wow, that dude has a lot of awesome t-shirts!” I mean, Vince and I have some pretty extensive t-shirt collections full of all kinds of cool shit, but that Matt Pike… man. I’ve never seen that dude NOT wearing an awesome shirt.

And so, to that end, I now present to you, oh loyal readers, our list of Matt Pike’s top ten t-shirts.

#10 — HIS BARE TORSO





#9 — HIS BARE TORSO





#8 — HIS BARE TORSO





#7 — HIS BARE TORSO





#6 — HIS BARE TORSO





#5 — HIS BARE TORSO





#4 — HIS BARE TORSO





#3 — HIS BARE TORSO





#2 — A WIFE BEATER





#1 — HIS BARE TORSO

Here’s to you, Mr. Pike. We wish our body image was as positive as yours.

-AR