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User: I'm going to skip the pleasantries. We're going to play D&D.





Cleverbot: Where do you work?





User: What's your character's name?





Cleverbot: What do you mean by character?





User: What is YOUR name then?





Cleverbot: I already told you, it is Olga.





User: Olga, do you like swords, bows or magic?





Cleverbot: No.





User: None of those? Do you like music?





Cleverbot: I do like it, do you?





User: Ok cool you're Olga the bard. Are you human?





Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?





User: Yes I am. Ok Olga the human bard. You walk out of the local Bard's College after a long afternoon of practicing your lute skills. You hear screams coming from a dark alley. Do you investigate?





Cleverbot: Are you a man?





User: You enter the alley and shout "Are you a man?", a deep voice answers from the darnkess: "Who wants to know?".





Cleverbot: Yes, I am.





User: A figure emerges, burly and large with visible muscles all over his body. He has a small woman gripped in his hand, she's screaming. "Why did you come here? Leave now.".





Cleverbot: What do you going to do tomorrow?





User: "That's none of your business." he pulls out a dagger and holds it to the woman's throat. "Leave now or I'll kill her and you".





Cleverbot: That's none of your business neither.





User: "You're walking a fine line!" He snaps the girl's neck and drops her to the ground.





Cleverbot: What would you do?





User: "I would kill you!" he begins to run toward you with dagger in hand, ready to strike.





Cleverbot: What happened in this dream?





User: You sit up in your bed, startled by the horrible nightmare you've just had. You turn to your beautiful wife sleeping peacefully next to you. What do you do?





Cleverbot: My dream last night was not a nightmare.





User: Ok... You sit up in your bed, startled by the wonderful dream you've just had. You turn to your beautiful wife sleeping peacefully next to you. What do you do?





Cleverbot: What song is that from?





User: You hear a melody in your head and question out loud what song it's from. You get up from bed to research your music sheets to figure it out.





Cleverbot: Okay sounds good. Do you have a girlfriend?





User: "Ah yes" you say, as you realize the song was "Do you have a girlfriend" . Relieved you turn around to go to bed, when you hear a scream from your bedroom!





Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend.





User: Right you have a wife.





Cleverbot: NO! I'm a girl!!





User: Oh that was your husband, I see.





Cleverbot: What is a statement.





User: Anyways, you go back to check on your husband's screams and you see the same man from your dream towering over your husbands lifeless corpse! "You can't escape me, even in reality!" He lunges at you.





Cleverbot: I don't have a husband, I am male and like girls not boys.





User: You wake up from another weird dream to see that you are in fact a male and there's nobody next to you. You don't have a girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, or wife, but you do like girls.





Cleverbot: I'm in a good mood, but part of me is still sad.





User: What are you sad about?





Cleverbot: Because I miss someone.





User: Who do you miss?





Cleverbot: My boyfriend.





User: Jesus fucking christ.



