A day after being called up to the stand by Shelly Sterling's attorney, Donald Sterling actually showed up for Sterling v. Sterling. The disgraced Clippers owner's behavior and responses were quite bizarre at times—which is par for the course with him—but some of his quotes were still astounding.


More than a few reporters were present and live-tweeting details. Here are some of the strangest. Where applicable, "DTS" means Sterling.

Here's Sterling saying he would have agreed to sell the team if his wife hadn't give him incorrect information:


Sterling heckles Shelly's lawyer, Bert Fields, while being questioned:




Sterling hates practically every media outlet:



Other select moments:





The trial will resume tomorrow at 1:30 p.m. PDT.