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I received a box of dirt. It has cool drawings of the reddit logo and upvotes and stuff on the outside, so it seems like someone went to some actual effort, but ... dirt? It is very weird. The package came sealed in a plastic bag from the USPS that said "we are sorry your package was damaged in the mail"... and so maybe something happened in transit? The dirt also has a handwritten paper note in it that says "Sorry it's not something handmade. You're awesome, start acting like it."

For Arbitrary Day I never got a gift even though my giftee PMed me from her main account and promised to send me something... so I don't know. I'm feeling kind of bummed about my luck with this, you guys.

For the sake of clarity, even though I posted this in the comments down below: I am really very certain there are no seeds, even tiny ones, in this dirt.