Only the crazy minds at Think Geek would come up with the wonderfully ridiculous idea to make and distribute Star Trek garden gnomes. These things are funny as hell, and if I had a yard to put them in, I would totally buy them. Just seeing these Star Trek characters reimagined as gnomes is great. Here's a description that came along with the product:

The perfect statuary to go with your newly-acquired Star Trek plants? Why, that would be the Star Trek Garden Gnomes, of course! They come in four flavors. Here’s how the base reads on each:

-Kirk – To boldly go where no man has gone before

-Kirk & Gorn – I shall be merciful and quick – Gorn

-Redshirt – Join Starfleet they said. It’d be fun they said

-Spock – Live long and prosper

Personally, we’re getting the Spock first because we need all the help we can get in making our garden LLAP.

The Star Trek garden gnomes are $24.99 each.