As those of us who watched the season premiere of The Bachelorette know all too well, JoJo’s selection of suitors contains quite a few clunkers. But none of them are quite so clunky as Daniel the drunk Canadian and Chad the recreationally violent “luxury real estate agent.” And if this exclusive preview of Monday’s episode is any indication, when it comes to sheer idiocy, Daniel and Chad are just getting started.

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As they sit outside wearing matching black tank tops, Daniel and Chad casually discuss the obvious inferiority of the 18 other men vying for JoJo. “They’re not being themselves,” notes Daniel, who you may remember got so inebriated on night one he stripped down to his underwear and jumped in the pool. Chad, meanwhile, scoffs at the fact that the other dudes are “nice guys” and then posits that if you ground them all up in a blender, they would not make a very manly protein shake. Or something.

You know what, JoJo? There ain’t nothin’ wrong with being single.

The Bachelorette airs Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC.