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The Hill's 12:30 Report — From New Hampshire: New Hampshire fallout | What we learned | The night's winners and losers | Strong finish for Klobuchar | Rough night for Biden, Warren | Yang, Bennet, Patrick drop out | Sights and sounds from the watch parties | Sanders's speech interrupts Buttigieg | Biden addresses supporters from South Carolina | What's next as campaigns regroup | Klobuchar rakes in $2.5M after polls close

NEWS OF THE MORNING

Sanduhs won in New Hampshuh!:

Sen. Bernie Sanders Bernie SandersMcConnell accuses Democrats of sowing division by 'downplaying progress' on election security The Hill's Campaign Report: Arizona shifts towards Biden | Biden prepares for drive-in town hall | New Biden ad targets Latino voters Why Democrats must confront extreme left wing incitement to violence MORE (I-Vt.) squeaked through last night with a narrow victory in the first-in-the-nation presidential primary. http://bit.ly/2wc1P6T

Was this surprising?: Not really. Sanders had been leading in New Hampshire polls in the leadup to the primary, but political watchers were eager to see how the other candidates competed.

Keep in mind about Sanders's victory: "Though Sanders was the winner in New Hampshire, he once again did not run away with the victory, and Democrats now face the prospect of a long and dragged-out primary that some speculate could end in a contested convention if no one gets a majority of delegates."

The story is also about former South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg Pete ButtigiegBogeymen of the far left deserve a place in any Biden administration Overnight Defense: Woodward book causes new firestorm | Book says Trump lashed out at generals, told Woodward about secret weapons system | US withdrawing thousands of troops from Iraq A socially and environmentally just way to fight climate change MORE: "Buttigieg, like Sanders, has had two strong finishes in a row, boosting a candidate who was a political unknown less than a year ago. The challenge for the former mayor going forward will be proving he can win over black and Hispanic voters."

Breakdown from The Hill's Jonathan Easley in Manchester, Julia Manchester in Nashua and me from Concord: http://bit.ly/2wc1P6T

INTERESTING READ ON BERNIE'S WIN:

Via Politico's Holly Otterbein, "How Bernie's triumph in New Hampshire exposed his vulnerabilities." https://politi.co/2OOeVOe

THE RESULTS:

Bernie Sanders: 25.8 percent

Pete Buttigieg: 24.4 percent

Amy Klobuchar Amy KlobucharEPA delivers win for ethanol industry angered by waivers to refiners It's time for newspapers to stop endorsing presidential candidates Biden marks anniversary of the Violence Against Women Act, knocks Trump and McConnell MORE: 19.8 percent

Elizabeth Warren Elizabeth WarrenWarren, Schumer introduce plan for next president to cancel ,000 in student debt The Hill's 12:30 Report - Presented by Facebook - Don't expect a government check anytime soon No new taxes for the ultra rich — fix bad tax policy instead MORE: 9.3 percent

Joe Biden Joe BidenCast of 'Parks and Rec' reunite for virtual town hall to address Wisconsin voters Biden says Trump should step down over coronavirus response Biden tells CNN town hall that he has benefited from white privilege MORE: 8.4 percent

Tom Steyer Tom SteyerTV ads favored Biden 2-1 in past month Inslee calls Biden climate plan 'perfect for the moment' OVERNIGHT ENERGY: Trump administration finalizes plan to open up Alaska wildlife refuge to drilling | California finalizes fuel efficiency deal with five automakers, undercutting Trump | Democrats use vulnerable GOP senators to get rare win on environment MORE: 3.6 percent

Tulsi Gabbard Tulsi GabbardRepublicans call on DOJ to investigate Netflix over 'Cuties' film Hispanic Caucus campaign arm endorses slate of non-Hispanic candidates Gabbard says she 'was not invited to participate in any way' in Democratic convention MORE: 3.2 percent

Andrew Yang Andrew YangDoctor who allegedly assaulted Evelyn Yang arrested on federal charges The Hill's Campaign Report: Biden weighs in on police shootings | Who's moderating the debates | Trump trails in post-convention polls Buttigieg launches his own podcast MORE: 2.8 percent

*with 89 percent of precincts reporting

Live results from NPR: https://n.pr/37eBhyA

BREAKING -- Deval Patrick Deval PatrickRalph Gants, chief justice of Massachusetts supreme court, dies at 65 It's as if a Trump operative infiltrated the Democratic primary process Top Democratic super PACs team up to boost Biden MORE CALLS IT QUITS:

Failing to gain traction in the presidential race for the Democratic nomination, Former Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick (D) just announced that he is suspending his campaign. http://bit.ly/2uxel0m

Patrick wrote in an email to supporters on why he thinks he did poorly: "Many in the media have noted that I entered the race 'late.' As a direct and limiting consequence, I've met many people on the campaign trail who lament how they wished I had entered the race sooner."

OTHER POST-PRIMARY NEWS:

Michael Bloomberg Michael BloombergTop Democratic super PAC launches Florida ad blitz after Bloomberg donation The Hill's 12:30 Report - Presented by Facebook - Latest with the COVID-19 relief bill negotiations The Memo: 2020 is all about winning Florida MORE is finally opening a New Hampshire office ... the day after the primary: Via The Wall Street Journal's Tarini Parti, "As Democratic presidential campaigns shut down their operations in the Granite State, former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is opening a new office here and hiring nearly a dozen staffers as part of his general election efforts against President Trump Donald John TrumpHR McMaster says president's policy to withdraw troops from Afghanistan is 'unwise' Cast of 'Parks and Rec' reunite for virtual town hall to address Wisconsin voters Biden says Trump should step down over coronavirus response MORE." https://on.wsj.com/31Ojn4B

Klobuchar rakes in the dough: Sen. Amy Klobuchar's (D-Minn.) presidential campaign said it has raised more than $2.5 million since polls closed last night. http://bit.ly/2SktLOh

It's Wednesday! Filing from downtown Manchester where national media and politicos are starting to clear out, I'm Cate Martel with a quick recap of the morning and what's coming up. Send comments, story ideas and events for our radar to cmartel@thehill.com -- and follow along on Twitter @CateMartel and Facebook.

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TAKEAWAYS:

1. Sanders is the front-runner.

2. Debates matter: Klobuchar wasn't even on the radar last week.

3. The centrists are cannibalizing one another: This is pretty interesting: "Buttigieg, Klobuchar and Biden combined for more than 50 percent of the vote on Tuesday night, compared with about 36 percent for Sanders and Warren, the two candidates associated with the party's left wing."

4. Biden and Warren had terrible nights: Neither received double-digit support and neither are taking away any delegates.

5. Democrats brace for drawn-out primary: No candidate has broken away from the pack. "It could be a long and bumpy ride."

Context and details from The Hill's Jonathan Easley: http://bit.ly/2UKVvgU

Tidbit about the turnout: "New Hampshire Democratic turnout has now surpassed 2016, and may beat the 2008 record." (From Jon Favreau) http://bit.ly/2SiQCdg

The winners of the night: Sanders, Buttigieg, Klobuchar, Bloomberg and the state of New Hampshire.

The losers of the night: Biden, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (Mass.) and businessman Andrew Yang.

Reasoning for each, via The Hill's Niall Stanage: http://bit.ly/2w3yfjJ

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST:

^ Another one bites the dust: Yang dropped out of the presidential race last night. http://bit.ly/38hlmkm

^ And another one gone: Sen. Michael Bennet Michael Farrand BennetOVERNIGHT ENERGY: House Democrats tee up vote on climate-focused energy bill next week | EPA reappoints controversial leader to air quality advisory committee | Coronavirus creates delay in Pentagon research for alternative to 'forever chemicals' Senate Democrats demand White House fire controversial head of public lands agency Next crisis, keep people working and give them raises MORE (D-Colo.) also dropped out of the presidential race last night. https://nyti.ms/2Sik4A1

^ Another one gone, another one bites the dust: Patrick dropped out of the presidential race this morning. http://bit.ly/2uxel0m

WHAT'S NEXT:

Feb. 22: The Nevada caucuses

Feb. 29: The South Carolina primary

March 3: Super Tuesday

The full nominating calendar: http://bit.ly/3boWNEd

SIGHTS AND SOUNDS FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE

A small tidbit that says a lot: Sanders began his election night remarks before Buttigieg finished.

^ And at the Bernie watch party: Sanders supporters chanted "Wall Street Pete" as Buttigieg came on the big screen. (Via The Hill's Jonathan Easley) http://bit.ly/31MBU1e

Meanwhile at the Pete party: Here is video of the crowd, from The Hill's Julia Manchester. That energy! I would put this in the "pep rally" category of election night watch parties. Watch: http://bit.ly/2HgzyhF

NeW hAmPsHiRe PrImArY nIgHt in … Columbia, S.C. :

Not where I expected to be on the night of the New Hampshire primary pic.twitter.com/Vl7wKLqqrO — Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) February 12, 2020

More photos from the Biden watch party in South Carolina: http://bit.ly/39vChQe

The local newspaper front page -- because, print deadlines: Here's the front of the New Hampshire Union Leader this morning. Photo: http://bit.ly/2SBTKju

The theme of the Pete election night party -- flags. Lots of flags.: Here's a photo. http://bit.ly/39r2rno

The Buttigieg press was kept in another room at the watch party; Here is what it looked like. Photo: http://bit.ly/3bwephs

^ But there was a very nice woman there: "Shoutout to the woman handing out chocolate and mints to the print media at Buttigieg's election night event" (Via The Hill's Julia Manchester) http://bit.ly/2SmGdwY

I hope Bailey the dog wasn't too sad last night :/

Elizabeth Warren’s husband, son, and dog watching her speak on a tough night in New Hampshire. pic.twitter.com/1A4B6p0l9R — Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) February 12, 2020

I laugh every time I zoom in on this photo:

SIGHTS AND SOUNDS FROM MY SPOT AT THE KLOBUCHAR PARTY:

CONCORD, N.H. -- In my experience, election night watch parties can either feel like a pep rally, a funeral wake, an awkward networking event or a cocktail party. Klobuchar's primary watch party was DEFINITELY the latter.

For most of the night, cocktails were flowing, pop music was playing and people were mingling with tiny plates of charcuterie -- the spread was pretty nice, I might add. The party had two television screens broadcasting CNN, but the campaign kept the sound muted until later in the night.

Every once in a while, a supporter would look up at the television, see a live shot of the Klobuchar's party and begin cheering at the camera.

Because I would never mention appetizers without showing them to you: Here's a photo of the food and drinks: http://bit.ly/2Hi3tpM

The TV situation: One of the TVs kept cutting out. Watch: http://bit.ly/37oxj6y

How we knew Klobuchar was getting ready to give remarks: A campaign staffer started handing out American flags to the crowd. Photo: http://bit.ly/38h0cmt

I saw a green cast at the Klobuchar watch party. Obviously, I had to ask:

I needed to know — and the answer is yes, she did pick a green cast for @AmyKlobuchar! Klobuchar signed it for her. #NHPolitics pic.twitter.com/u3FOUe5itA — Cate Martel (@CateMartel) February 12, 2020

^And it gets better: Shoshana Foster, from Nashua, N.H., had surgery on her other foot last summer. Klobuchar also signed that cast, but with a longer message. Photos of Klobuchar signing her other cast: http://bit.ly/2HfpjtR

The press area was just as big as a party: http://bit.ly/2HiaJ4V

The room looks so different empty: http://bit.ly/2Hg3Fpv Versus busy: http://bit.ly/37n4N5j

"Amy" chants: Watch: http://bit.ly/31Nyknu

Klobuchar was riding a high last night: "While there are still ballots to count, we have beaten the odds every step of the way," Klobuchar told the crowd with a big smile on her face at her campaign's election night party in Concord. "Because of you, we are taking this campaign to Nevada," she added.

My breakdown of her remarks -- why her third-place finish felt like a win for Team Klobuchar: http://bit.ly/3bvpcIE

Watch her full remarks: https://cs.pn/3bz1F9V

Op-ed: http://bit.ly/37gn9F2

MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON

Donald Trump is stirring the pot:

This morning, President Trump congratulated Attorney General William Barr Bill BarrBiden rips Barr's comments on coronavirus restrictions as 'sick' OVERNIGHT ENERGY: Cheney asks DOJ to probe environmental groups | Kudlow: 'No sector worse hurt than energy' during pandemic | Trump pledges 'no politics' in Pebble Mine review Cheney asks DOJ to probe environmental groups MORE for "taking charge" of the case against his longtime associate Roger Stone Roger Jason StoneJustice IG investigating Stone sentencing: report Romney says Trump's protest tweets 'clearly intended to further inflame racial tensions' Bannon trial date set in alleged border wall scam MORE. http://bit.ly/2vphX4s

Trump tweeted: "Congratulations to Attorney General Bill Barr for taking charge of a case that was totally out of control and perhaps should not have even been brought. Evidence now clearly shows that the Mueller Scam was improperly brought & tainted. Even Bob Mueller lied to Congress!" http://bit.ly/37k80CO

Timing: "The message came one day after leaders at the Department of Justice reduced the prison recommendation for Stone after career federal prosecutors handling his case had recommended he serve between seven and nine years in jail for lying to Congress and witness tampering." More context from The Hill's Morgan Chalfant: http://bit.ly/2vphX4s

NOTABLE TWEETS

Whoa, this is very cool:

SOUND ON: What sound is made when you drop a nine-inch ice core—a sample of ice drilled from a glacier—down a 450-foot deep hole in Antarctica? Turns out it's something like a series of cartoon ricochets! https://t.co/Zd75da8uvn pic.twitter.com/dPE0jYBTex — ABC News (@ABC) February 12, 2020

Watch: http://bit.ly/2OORP9W

ON TAP

The House and Senate are in. President Trump and Vice President Pence are in Washington, D.C.

10:30 a.m. EST: Four roll call votes in the Senate. The Senate's full schedule today: http://bit.ly/2OLKNmm

12:30 p.m. EST: President Trump has lunch with Vice President Pence.

2:15 p.m. EST: President Trump and first lady Melania Trump Melania TrumpWarning label added to Trump tweet over potential mail-in voting disinformation New Melania Trump statue replaces one that burned to the ground in Slovenia The Hill's 12:30 Report - Presented by Facebook - Latest with the COVID-19 relief bill negotiations MORE meet with the president and first lady of Ecuador.

3:30 – 4:30 p.m. EST: First and last votes in the House. The House's full schedule today: http://bit.ly/2UKVvgU

7:30 p.m. EST: President Trump speaks at a closed press fundraising committee reception at the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C.

Feb. 20: The Hill is hosting an event, "Building the Dream" in Charlotte, N.C. Details and how to RSVP: http://bit.ly/2OJ0A5o

Feb. 26: The Hill is hosting an event, "America's Opioid Epidemic: Lessons Learned & A Way Forward" in Washington, D.C. Details and how to RSVP: http://bit.ly/2SAIQKF

WHAT TO WATCH

1 p.m. EST: Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin Steven Terner MnuchinMcConnell focuses on confirming judicial nominees with COVID-19 talks stalled Hillicon Valley: FBI chief says Russia is trying to interfere in election to undermine Biden | Treasury Dept. sanctions Iranian government-backed hackers On the Money: Pelosi draws line at .2T | Jobless claims dip | Swing-state jobless numbers an issue for Trump MORE testifies on President Trump's 2021 budget request. Livestream: https://cs.pn/2wci5EW

NOW FOR THE FUN STUFF...

Today is National Plum Pudding Day. Sure, why not?

And because you made it this far, here's a baby trying ice cream for the first time. Same, kid. SAME.: http://bit.ly/2SkvjYB