“CERA-ously?”: Arcation Declares War on Roads

Title contributed by /u/Archos54

Earlier today, noted criminal V2DISCOUNT was caught by Arcation WP member Mr_Little_Kitty in the illegal act of road construction. He was pearled and will likely be given a fake trial and sentenced to a month in the End for his heinous crime against morality and law.

This is not the first time Arcation has taken a moral stand against the disgusting act of infrastructure creation: only a couple short weeks ago, an Arcation member pearled prominent Ayutia member Mr_L1berty for building a road through MLK’s secret claim.

When asked, Gogyst had this to say:

“Fuck, I hate roads. They’re always made of the most hideous materials- cobblestone, diorite, granite- and they always end up going right into people’s cities! Unfortunately, we do not feel that the global convenience and safety trumps our personal feelings, and because we have prot and numbers, we don’t really care what you think.”

At press time, the moral crusaders of Arcation were vengefully and ineptly leveling the server of their one-time military foe and were unavailable for comment.