WELCOME DRIPPERS;



Well, well, well, looks who’s a glutton for punishment.



I’m assuming most of you are here because you’ve heard our podcast and are looking for a way to leave us a message about how we inspired you to hug your wife or some shit. Well, this isn’t about you.



This is about us: Vos & Bonnie.



We’ve been married 12 years and have been doing the podcast for last 6 and neither of these things have worked out financially. So, drip, drip, we’re coming to you, our loyal (if fucked up) fans - the Drippers - to finally pay for what you’ve been stealing from us for years. It’s an investment you can feel good about. (I understand that if you’re fans of our show, you don’t actually have “feelings” but you know what I mean.) For most of you, the big worry is that we’ll get a divorce and won’t be able to bring you the toxic atmosphere of a struggling marriage that you’ve gotten so used to.



Don’t worry, once you start, your favorite damaged duo isn’t going anywhere. Like we tell our daughter, the only way out of this marriage is murder/suicide, but not for a very long time. Until that special day, we will continue to bring you the podcast, the short films, the feature movies, the live shows and the endless arguments & marital strife.



WARNING: There is very little nudity.



So, how much are you going to cough up?





DRIPPER WEIRDO $5 per month

Thank you for paying big money </sarcasm> to see into our family home. Of all the fetishes in the world, whatever you have is one of the most disgusting. You’re a peeping Tom multiplied by a thousand. And five dollars is small price to pay to satisfy your demons.



DRIPPER G.O.A.T. $10 per month

Congratulations on owning up to your psychological issues. As Rich likes to say: H.O.W. ? Honesty, Open-mindedness and Willingness (stolen from the big book). You’re on your way to living your best life!



Your money has bought you respect and prestige. As a Greatest Of All Time Dripper, you’ll be privy to all kinds of behind the scenes dirt and gossip that only a legend like Rich Vos, aka #LegendVos, could deliver AND you’ll get your authentic handcrafted certificate to share on social media so that all your friends and family can stop inviting you to barbecues.





SEND RAYNA TO COLLEGE $20 per month

Rayna has said she’s going to Princeton college since she was 4 years old. What she actually said was, "GET ME OUT OF HERE!". In any case, somebody needs to start looking out for her future.



With this gift (and don’t worry - your name will be put into a database, if you know what I mean…) you’ll be able to hear interviews with her and see some of her incredible videos. Yes, yes, we know. She’s the most talented one in the family.





SEND RICH TO COLLEGE $100 per month

Drippers at this tier will get all the same junk as the previous tiers, plus Rich will send you a signed "141 IQ" CD (ask your mom what a CD is). We will also give your company, or you, a promotional shout out once a month!

