Update: We're adding this note due to the tremendous social media reaction this article received. The piece was meant to be in jest. Satirical. Tongue-in-cheek. All in good fun. If you want, hit us back with your favorite Dbacks' fan mischaracterizations and assumptions. And for those of you who bleed Dodger blue, congrats on making it to the National League Division Series. Every successful team needs a rabid fan base - and you've clearly shown you are that!

Given the number of California transplants living in the Valley, there’s no escaping the fact that Los Angeles Dodgers fans are here, among us, hiding in plain sight.

And they are sure to be on hand when the Arizona Diamondbacks host the best-of-five National League Divisional Series at Chase Field Monday and (if needed) Tuesday.

Here is a simple field guide to spotting the typical Dodger fan:

•Their L.A. jerseys and hats are brand new, purchased from the bandwagon’s souvenir stand.

•They fire up Facebook Live and transmit the game as if they have baseball’s expressed written consent. And they don't.

•They pony up for seats right behind home plate so they can put, ”Uncredited baseball fan, background” on their acting resumes.

•Like salmon swimming upstream, they instinctively head to the exits by the seventh inning regardless of the score, ostensibly to beat traffic. More likely, they’re bored because not one person has recognized them.

•When the Dodgers fall behind, they focus on Twitter and feign indifference.

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•Regardless of score, it's a win if they receive a text from their agent telling them they landed the pharmaceutical commercial, unless it's the one about that skin condition.

•They wear vacant looks that aren’t signs of detachment; they’re thinking of ways to go viral.

•They expect the Dodgers to win because while money can’t buy happiness, it can buy victories.

•That’s them circling Chase Field in their Priuses, looking for that parking spot right out front like the one always there in the movies.

•When people discuss the last time their favorite team won the World Series, they conveniently excuse themselves to get another Americano.

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