Johnny Bravo is an American animated television series created by Van Partible for Cartoon Network, and the second of the network's Cartoon Cartoons, which aired from July 14, 1997, to August 27, 2004. The series centers on the title character, a sunglasses-wearing, muscular young man who lives with his mother and attempts to get women to date him, though he is usually unsuccessful. He ends up in bizarre situations and predicaments, often accompanied by celebrity guest characters such as Donny Osmond or Adam West. Throughout its run, the show was known for its adult humor and pop culture references. Johnny himself is loosely based on Elvis Presley.





Johnny Bravo [ edit ]

"Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?"

"Yeah, whatever."

"Enough about you, let's talk about me, Johnny Bravo."

"I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!"

"Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?"

"You look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other?"

"Hey there smart momma, typin' recipes?"

"I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine you..."

"But these letters! If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?"

"Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling."

"Do the Monkey with me"

"Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits."

"Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda."

"Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshiped as a god."

"Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball!."

"Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burglar?"

"But enough about me... Let's talk about me. What do you think of me?"

"Hey! How come he gets a banana?"

"Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoo-hah!"

"I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means..." (pause) "I'm hungry!"

"I'm hungry!" "Pops? It's me, Johnny! I couldn't find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!"

"You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry."

"Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter "N"..."

"Check the pects. hoo ha hoo-hah!"

"Whoa! A castle in the sky! Just like in that fairy tale of Little Red Rumplestiltskin and the Three Bears and Gretel!"

"Thank you, thank you very much."

"Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. (looks in the mirror) Oh no! She's turnin' me into a beautiful butterfly!"

Oh no! She's turnin' me into a beautiful butterfly!" "Mister, I don't think you realize who you're talking to. I'm Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!"

"Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?"

"Man, I'm pretty."

"Whoa, Mama!"

"This won't end well." (whenever Johnny is about to take a beating)

( Really Angry at Little Suzy ) "That's it, kid! I've had enough! I'm really sick of all this stuff! I don't want cookies, can't ya see? Now get your stuff away from me! I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not buy a peanut swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I will not eat them on a boat, with a goat, or in a coat. You drive me nuts! It's really true! I've really had enough of you. You've got until the count of 3 to go away and let me be. 1--"

) "That's it, kid! I've had enough! I'm really sick of all this stuff! I don't want cookies, can't ya see? Now get your stuff away from me! I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not buy a peanut swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I will not eat them on a boat, with a goat, or in a coat. You drive me nuts! It's really true! I've really had enough of you. You've got until the count of 3 to go away and let me be. 1--" "You know, that just might be crazy enough to work."

"If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!"

(Looks in mirror)"Wait, who's that handsome guy?" (Dials phone) "Hello, 911 emergency? There's a handsome guy in my house" Oh, wait, cancel that. It's only me."

"Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?"

"This is not good... for my hair!"

(whenever someone corrects him) "Right, what did I say?"

"Right, what did I say?" "Aaaah. The great smell of pig!"

"No Mama! I'm too old for the tiny pants!!"

"Work?! (Screams in horror)"

"(After a random story) And then my pants fell down."

"I came, I saw, I broke a hip."

"I may be late honey, but I'm looking good."

" He did it!"

did it!" "Wiggy!"

"4%? That's almost 5%"

"20,000$? That`s almost 20,000$!"

"Space. It's really, really, really, really big."

"If all you boys and girls will clap real hard, Johnny can make bail! Get me the Lawyer Fairy!"

"Oh yeah! Who's the fairy, who's the fairy?! (Dances then quickly stops) You didn't see that, did you?"

"Bad baby! Stop defying the laws of physics!"

"Neighbor kid help! Witch's curse shrank me! Cops chasing me! I live with my mom! NO MOTIVATING GOALS!!!"

"Some people look at Jerky an say,"Why?". Me, I look at Jerky and I say "Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!"

"Jinkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal?"

"You know, that reminds me of a funny story. I was washing my head in the toilet the other day, when-- (After some time) So when the battery ran out, I realized I had my underwear over my head, the whole time! (Laughs) "

So when the battery ran out, I realized I had my underwear over my head, the whole time! " (Johnny and Carl crash on a seemingly deserted island and were separated) "Guess Carl didn't make it. I'll miss the little fella. (short pause) Oh, well. Can't mourn forever!"

"Guess Carl didn't make it. I'll miss the little fella. Oh, well. Can't mourn forever!" "Four feet good! Two feet bad!"

"It's a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me."

"(to Talky Tabitha) Now listen Raggedy Evil! You better stop..(Talky Tabitha throws Johnny against the wall)

"The Beach is that way." (Holds up arm and points to show off his muscles)

"This is gettin' really old really fast."

"Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there."

[eating ice cream with a toothache] "Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TOOTH! THE PAIN! THE HORRIBLE PAIN! Mmmmmmmm, creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE STABBING KNIVES OF PAIN! Hey! It's got nuts in it!"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MONSTERS FROM THE ID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh, you will pay for this!"

"Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!"

"I am sickened... but curious."

"(When he doesn't understand someone) Now listen mister I ain't got no time for you to be talking Greek."

"Hey! I get it! A "hunk" of cheese! Ha ha ha ha ha ha... Wait a minute, that's not funny."

"Kachow."

Little Suzy [ edit ]

"Shut up! Mrs. Bravo, Johnny won't cooperate!"

"My balloon! Oh, Johnny. (Runs Away Sobbing) Oh, Johnny."

Carl [ edit ]

(gasps) "You broke it, you big clumsy, frameless, insensitive oaf! I'm still your best friend, though, right?"

Pops [ edit ]

"Fetch me the Fez of Forgetfulness."

"Ehh, e-everyone stay calm... because we're all doomed!"

"Come on, disperse, people, there's nothing to see!"

"Everyone take your big wads of cash...I mean, places."

"I'm sorry Carl, I can't see you now. I've got HUGE dollar signs in my eyes."

"I was never in Detroit, I don't know anything about a missing shipment of exotic sea turtles."

"There are a thousand stories in a naked city. I only know 53 of them."

"(Gasps), It's the famous Eye-talian actress, Gina Gotta-nice-a-body."

Other [ edit ]

Suzy: "I hope this doesn't go on my permanent record."

Momma: "Johnny, are you warping time and space again?"

Gorilla: "Your mamma's so big she wore high heels and struck oil...your face is so ugly it could make onions cry."

Dialogue [ edit ]

("Bravo Dooby Doo")

Velma: My glasses - I can't see without my glasses!

Johnny Bravo: My glasses - I can't be seen without my glasses!



("A Date with an Antelope")

Waiter: May I help you, sir? Johnny: Table for two, please. Waiter: I'm sorry, sir. We only serve humans. Carol the Antelope: Wait a minute! Aren't you Mike Stevens? Waiter: Why, yes. Carol the Antelope: You went to college with my father. Waiter: Oh my gosh! Carol? Oh, wow! I didn't even recognize you. Oh my goodness! You've gotten so big. Carol the Antelope: You say that to all of the antelope. You look great, Mike.





(In a parody of Green Eggs & Ham) Suzy: "Would you eat them with a fox?" Johnny Bravo: "If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get that stuff away from my face."





Johnny Bravo: "Oh, you are Fidel Castro" Luke Perry: "Eh, no Luke Perry" Johnny Bravo: "Right, What did I say?" Luke Perry: "Hey, look I have to go" Johnny Bravo: "No wait I am your biggest fan. I based all my life in you and all the cast of Baywatch" Luke Perry: "Don't you mean 90210" Johnny Bravo: "Ah, Luke Perry"



("A Wolf in a Chick's Clothing")

Johnny Bravo: "Give me two tickets, please." Woman at Movie Ticket Booth: "No pets allowed." Johnny Bravo: "She ain't no pet. She's a werewolf." Woman at Movie Ticket Booth: "A werewolf?" [screams out of the booth and flees] Johnny Bravo: [to Fluffy] "I guess that means we don't have to pay".





Momma: "Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth?" Johnny Bravo: "Yes, Momma. I've been brushing everyday with this baking soda and peroxide." [holds up jar] Momma: "Johnny, this isn't baking soda and peroxide, its cane sugar and molasses." Johnny Bravo: "To-may-to, To-mah-to."





Kid: shouts "Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men!" [the whole store stares at Johnny] Johnny Bravo: "This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of!" [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter] Johnny Bravo: "...TV Guide."





Jungle Boy: "He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny?" Johnny Bravo: "Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly." Fly: "It's a lie. It's a lie!"





Johnny Bravo: [running] "Did you see a gorilla around here?" Businessman: "No." Johnny Bravo: [running and stops] "Did you see a gorilla around here?" Hippie: "No." Johnny Bravo: "Did you see a gorilla around here?" Gorgeous woman: (flirtatious tone) "No." Johnny Bravo: "Did you see a..." [pauses, looks back and runs backwards] Old woman: "Gorilla?" Johnny Bravo: "Hey there hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?" [gorgeous woman grabs Johnny by the arm and entangles him into a battered down victim with little effort] Johnny Bravo: "Yeah. She wants me."





Johnny Bravo: [After a cooking contest] "Hey! 16th place! That's not bad!" Suzy: "There were only 12 contestants."

("Going Batty")

Lois: "My name is Lois - a mistress of the night." [Thunder lighting] Johnny Bravo: "My name is Johnny - a Mister of the Universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing". Lois: "Wooing? I haven't been wooed in millennia".