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Springs1, Patron Saint of Foodservice Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 07:35:34 PM No. 224892



Not much is known about Springs1 aside from her obsession with foodservice and penchant for INSULTS, ALL CAPS, AND ASTERISKS**, though she does mention a husband, friends, and ranch dressing in some of her rambling screeds. Somebody allegedly managed to obtain a picture of her years ago, but it has been lost to time. Although Springs1 has gained quite the following on the blogosphere, with some fans going so far as to create fanfiction and a Springs1 text generator, today she can be found primarily on reddit, where she magically manages to appear whenever a discussion about foodservice etiquette or tipping can be found. There's a lot of digging to be done on Springs1 due to the sheer scope of the places she's visited and the amount of time she's been proselytizing online, but here are some links to provide a general understanding of her antics.



*LINKS:*



(current)



(inactive)

(inactive)

(inactive - her infamous blogs)

(inactive) Springs1 (or Springs131) is the handle of a mysterious woman who's been terrorizing the blogosphere for over a decade. Her singular passion is foodservice etiquette, and she crusades across the Internet with no regard for borders, from male shaving forums ( http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/46509-How-to-be-a-Good-Server-OR-How-to-Convince-an-Entire-Shaving-Forum-You-re-a-Jerk ) to foodservice blogs ( http://customers-suck.livejournal.com/19275200.html?thread=267695040#t267695040 ) to reddit to conspiracy theory forums ( http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread884539/pg9#pid15035132 ) to bridal communities ( http://www.weddingbee.com/members/Springs1/?section=boards ), to argue with others about what PERFECT waitstaff behavior should look like.Not much is known about Springs1 aside from her obsession with foodservice and penchant for**, though she does mention a husband, friends, and ranch dressing in some of her rambling screeds. Somebody allegedly managed to obtain a picture of her years ago, but it has been lost to time. Although Springs1 has gained quite the following on the blogosphere, with some fans going so far as to create fanfiction and a Springs1 text generator, today she can be found primarily on reddit, where she magically manages to appear whenever a discussion about foodservice etiquette or tipping can be found. There's a lot of digging to be done on Springs1 due to the sheer scope of the places she's visited and the amount of time she's been proselytizing online, but here are some links to provide a general understanding of her antics. https://www.reddit.com/user/Springs131 (current) https://www.reddit.com/user/springs1 (inactive) http://springs1.livejournal.com/ (inactive) https://www.blogger.com/profile/16330862403978274454 (inactive - her infamous blogs) https://disqus.com/by/Springs1/ (inactive)

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 08:00:10 PM No. 224893 >>224892

OP you've got my interest post caps please OP you've got my interest post caps please

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 09:07:59 PM No. 224895 Wow, that's pretty interesting. Would love to get more informations about her.

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 09:31:54 PM No. 224896 File: 1482787902702.png (1.13 MB, 1526x1615, 2016-12-26-13-28-boards.straig…) >>224893

Your wish is my command!



>>224894

She popped up on Subredditdrama a while ago, and a little later my memory was spiked when she posted elsewhere. She's apparently pretty infamous in the middle-aged woman parts of the internet; for example, Get Off My Internets (GOMI) worships her. Here's one of the SRD threads:



https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/33d3ek/server_makes_a_mistake_at_work_and_talks_about_it/



>>224895

Here are some links with more information:



http://wheresmyranchdressingbitch.blogspot.com/

http://thebitchywaiter.com/category/who-is-springs1

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Springs1



Here are some blogs dedicated to hating on her:

http://whatseatingsprings1.blogspot.com/

http://springs1fanclub.blogspot.com/ Your wish is my command!She popped up on Subredditdrama a while ago, and a little later my memory was spiked when she posted elsewhere. She's apparently pretty infamous in the middle-aged woman parts of the internet; for example, Get Off My Internets (GOMI) worships her. Here's one of the SRD threads:Here are some links with more information:Here are some blogs dedicated to hating on her:

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 09:34:22 PM No. 224897 File: 1482788061399.png (1.22 MB, 1502x1545, 2016-12-26-13-33-www.gaiaonlin…) Here she is on GAIA ONLINE starting the same argument as usual - http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/why-is-restaurant-service-so-bad-these-days-at-times/t.62584659/

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 09:55:49 PM No. 224898 File: 1482789347428.png (68.87 KB, 1211x571, springs1.png)



http://forums.thebump.com/profile/comments/1672380/Springs1 She had a storied career on thebump until she was banned. She's childless btw

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 11:15:57 PM No. 224899 File: 1482794157498.png (42 KB, 1207x181, springs1.png) There is apparently a picture of her still out there.

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 11:20:56 PM No. 224900 File: 1482794456725.jpg (68.51 KB, 700x500, 168513.jpg) I think I've found a new favorite cow, thanks OP



her ramblings are crazy and amusing at the same time

Anonymous 12/26/16 (Mon) 11:45:44 PM No. 224901 Oh wow, been a while since I've seen Springs1 drama. I remember being in a reddit thread that was graced with her presence. I was thinking troll but she's been around for a long time.

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 12:01:46 AM No. 224902 She seems a bit autistic.

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 12:16:30 AM No. 224903 File: 1482797790841.png (267.81 KB, 669x879, springs1.png) >>224901

She's definitely not a troll; she's been at it for at least >10 yrs. I've seen some people claim 15 and some claim 20, but it's hard to tell for sure since she hits random forums and many of the older ones have probably long since closed.



>>224902

She's something, that's for sure. The fact that she's married is incredible. She's definitely not a troll; she's been at it for at least >10 yrs. I've seen some people claim 15 and some claim 20, but it's hard to tell for sure since she hits random forums and many of the older ones have probably long since closed.She's something, that's for sure. The fact that she's married is incredible.

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 12:18:57 AM No. 224904 >>224903

tfw an autistic bitch who has been sperging on the internet about the same topic for at least a decade is married and you can't even find a date for Friday night. tfw an autistic bitch who has been sperging on the internet about the same topic for at least a decade is married and you can't even find a date for Friday night.

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 12:38:08 AM No. 224905 >>224904

yeah but i can only imagine that piece of work she's married to. probably not someone you'd want to be with anyway, anon-chan yeah but i can only imagine that piece of work she's married to. probably not someone you'd want to be with anyway, anon-chan

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 12:38:25 AM No. 224906 It's nice to have non fashion/cosplay related milk.

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 01:25:34 AM No. 224907 Jesus christ, she manages to be one of the most simultaneously entertaining and boring cows I've ever seen. You couldn't pay me to read through her tedious rants but the very fact that they exist is so hilarious.

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 01:45:03 AM No. 224908 File: 1482803097770.png (87.09 KB, 1283x861, springs1.png) >>224907

Same; the reactions to her tend to be much more entertaining than the rants themselves as well. Here are some fan works:



http://asprings131.livejournal.com/

http://thebitchywaiter.com/2015/03/all-ranch-dressing-restaurant-to-open-springs1-explodes.html

https://archiveofourown.org/works/832911

http://margalite.webatu.com/springs1.html Same; the reactions to her tend to be much more entertaining than the rants themselves as well. Here are some fan works:

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 06:48:21 PM No. 224909 The text generator is the best. Sage for retardation.



WHAT the fuck did *YOU** just fucking say about me, *YOU* LITTLE BITCH????!???? I’ll have YOU* know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’VE been involved in numerous SECRET raids on AL-QUAEDA, and I have over 300 CONFIRMED KILLS.!!!!1!1!1 I am TRAINED in gorilla WARFARE AND I’m the top SNIPER in the entire US armed forces.!1!!! *YOU* ARE NOTHING TO me but just another target.!!!!!1 I will wipe YOU** the fuck OUT with PRECISION the LIKES* of which has never been seen BEFORE ON this EARTH, MARK my fucking words.!!!!!1! You think YOU* can get AWAY WITH SAYING that shit to me over the Internet??!!!?!! THINK AGAIN, fucker.!1!111!! As WE speak I am CONTACTING MY secret network *OF* spies across the USA and YOU IP is BEING** TRACED right now SO* YOU* better prepare for the storm, maggot.!!1!1!1! THE storm THAT wipes out the pathetic little THING YOU* CALL YOU** life.!11!1!1 You’re fucking dead, kid.!!!1!!1!1 I can be ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, and I can kill YOU** IN over seven HUNDRED** ways, AND** that’s just WITH MY bare hands.!1!11 Not only am I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED** IN unarmed *COMBAT,* but I have access to the entire ARSENAL of the United States MARINE CORPS and I** will use IT to ITS full EXTENT to wipe YOU** miserable ass OFF the face OF the continent, YOU** little SHIT.!!1!! If ONLY *YOU could have known what unholy retribution YOU* LITTLE “clever” comment *WAS** about to bring down UPON *YOU maybe YOU* would have held YOU* fucking tongue.!1111!!1 BUT YOU* couldn’t, YOU DIDN’T, and now YOU* paying the price, YOU** goddamn IDIOT.!11!11!1 I WILL shit FURY all over YOU** *AND* YOU* WILL drown IN it.!11!1!!1 You’re fucking dead, kiddo.!1!!1!!

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 07:39:25 PM No. 224910 File: 1482867565198.png (229.44 KB, 460x360, 5530.png) >>224909

Kek thanks for that anon. Kek thanks for that anon.

Anonymous 12/27/16 (Tue) 10:27:42 PM No. 224911 File: 1482877662029.gif (82.7 KB, 395x281, 100.gif) >>224908

mfw amys baking company mfw amys baking company

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 12:19:08 AM No. 224912 I've definitely read at least one or two of this woman's rants browsing different sites. I didn't catch on to how big of a cow she was. Maybe not exciting milk, but it's fucking funny to me how this is even a thing.

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 02:29:44 AM No. 224913 >>224892

why doesn't she just… not go to restaurants? instead of being mad every time? jesus christ, i can only imagine what it's like to work at that red lobster - you can tell she's white trash by her taste in restaurants why doesn't she just… not go to restaurants? instead of being mad every time? jesus christ, i can only imagine what it's like to work at that red lobster - you can tell she's white trash by her taste in restaurants

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 02:42:15 AM No. 224914 File: 1482892935807.png (252.15 KB, 1581x841, springs1.png) >>224913

>why doesn't she just… not go to restaurants? instead of being mad every time?



What would she have left if she couldn't get mad anymore? It's her hobby and one true passion; she spends HOURS writing these screeds a few times a week. What would she have left if she couldn't get mad anymore? It's her hobby and one true passion; she spends HOURS writing these screeds a few times a week.

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 02:49:37 AM No. 224915 >>224903



It makes sense for the waitress to pick up the dishes before putting in the drink order instead of coming back for them, bitch has no common sense.





>>224908



>Two containers of Ranch



Like her fat ass needs it. It makes sense for the waitress to pick up the dishes before putting in the drink order instead of coming back for them, bitch has no common sense.Like her fat ass needs it.

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 10:08:14 AM No. 224916 >>224905



I bet her husband is more of the doormat type and says nothing, ever and just quietly dies a little more everytime they eat out. I bet her husband is more of the doormat type and says nothing, ever and just quietly dies a little more everytime they eat out.

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 10:12:19 AM No. 224917 >>224908



omg she is so fucking low class kek. I'm almost offended at her order modification. The original sounded amazing and she's over there fuming about ranch dressing and "normal tomato sauce" omg she is so fucking low class kek. I'm almost offended at her order modification. The original sounded amazing and she's over there fuming about ranch dressing and "normal tomato sauce"

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 01:16:37 PM No. 224918 >>224908

>"IDIOT! You serve salads and every place that serves salads has ranch dressing. Do you think I am STUPID?!"

What the fuck What the fuck

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 02:20:38 PM No. 224919 >>224908

>mfw she lives in my state.



Only one Amy's Baking Company that I know of, unless she was just passing through.



>>224899

I'm morbidly curious and really wish that guy posted a pic of her. Only one Amy's Baking Company that I know of, unless she was just passing through.I'm morbidly curious and really wish that guy posted a pic of her.

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 02:41:09 PM No. 224920 This is a fine glass of refreshing milk and you served it well, OP.

10/10, will come back for more.

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 03:49:26 PM No. 224921 File: 1482940166481.png (129.43 KB, 1859x839, springs1.png) >>224919

Oh, the Amy's Baking Co thing was fanfiction. Springs1 almost exclusively visits trashy chain restaurants like Applebees, Friday's, etc. Oh, the Amy's Baking Co thing was fanfiction. Springs1 almost exclusively visits trashy chain restaurants like Applebees, Friday's, etc.

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 04:48:27 PM No. 224922 Good lord reading her posts is a real autism rollercoaster. I particularly enjoyed the story about a waitress ruining her life by forgetting to bring the three (!) sides of mayo and accidentally charging for complimentary pickles.



>Well, this happened in September of 2013, it STILL HURTS TO THIS DAY. NOW do you see how a mean server "RUINS" LIVES? Not only while we were there, but years and years later STILL HURTS MY HEART.

Anonymous 12/28/16 (Wed) 08:03:38 PM No. 224923 File: 1482955418469.png (125.19 KB, 1459x909, springs1.png) >>224922

>Well, this happened in September of 2013, it STILL HURTS TO THIS DAY.



This is one of the best things about Springs1; she holds grudges FOREVER. She remembers every exact detail of what some waiter did at some shitty chain restaurant half a decade ago, and her raw anger as she recalls the experience is as strong as if she had just gotten home from the restaurant. This is one of the best things about Springs1; she holds grudges FOREVER. She remembers every exact detail of what some waiter did at some shitty chain restaurant half a decade ago, and her raw anger as she recalls the experience is as strong as if she had just gotten home from the restaurant.

Anonymous 12/29/16 (Thu) 12:42:05 AM No. 224924 She admitted to ordering not just ONE side of mayo….but….wait for it…wait……….THREE sides of it and that the waitress forgot it. Now, if that wasn't awful enough (the horror), she counts each side as a forgotten item!



My take is that she is a fatty nobody who is mad at waitresses who are prettier than her, and who she knows her husband drools over.

She never got attention in her life and going to eat at a restaurant isn't about the food (if it were she would not be hitting up Applebees with ranch n' mayo). She is there to be waited upon by said prettier girls and to berate them. She fills her fat stomach with dip but she also feeds her deep rooted resentment for her own obvious malfunctions.



I wonder if her husband cheated on her with a waitress?



Sage for obvious reasons but she alive and well posting on Reddit …. says she is 5 ft 98 pounds ….

Anonymous 12/29/16 (Thu) 06:15:31 AM No. 224925 >>224924

reaching so hard reaching so hard

Anonymous 12/29/16 (Thu) 07:41:17 AM No. 224926 >>224925

Honestly maybe I am. I feel after reading how ever slight and forgotten lemon wedge is recalled and brought up in argument even after years have passed by her truly gives me that impression…



Sage because I reached hard and only ended up with handfuls of ranch.. Honestly maybe I am. I feel after reading how ever slight and forgotten lemon wedge is recalled and brought up in argument even after years have passed by her truly gives me that impression…Sage because I reached hard and only ended up with handfuls of ranch..

Anonymous 12/30/16 (Fri) 12:19:38 PM No. 224927 >>224924

Or she might just be a plain old autist. Or she might just be a plain old autist.

Anonymous 12/30/16 (Fri) 11:11:01 PM No. 224928 >>224908

I can't believe this is real. I feel bad for anyone who has to interact with her. I can't believe this is real. I feel bad for anyone who has to interact with her.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 12:25:46 AM No. 224929 >>224926

>I reached hard and only ended up with handfuls of ranch



dying dying

To Anonymous Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 04:30:42 AM No. 224930 "It makes sense for the waitress to pick up the dishes before putting in the drink order instead of coming back for them, bitch has no common sense."



Actually it doesn't MORON since the customers would be waiting LONGER* for their food over OBJECTS. HOW would you like a Mcdonald's cashier to start restocking instead of taking your order or fixing your iced coffee. You wouldn't like the *INTENTIONAL DELAY, SO WHY WOULD I MORON?



You are a bitch with NO COMMON SENSE to make a customer wait LONGER for their drinks and food. You can't blame the kitchen if YOU** are doing SOMETHING ELSE* instead of putting in an order, so the longer you wait, the LONGER the customer waits YOU MORON, which means LESS MONEY since we are there LONGER and it's not even just a minute or two longer, it's much more since other servers are putting in orders WELL BEFORE the one you should have.



You are a STUPID IDIOT that has NO COMMON SENSE. YOU MUST LOVE WAITING, DON'T YA IDIOT?

To ANONYMOUS Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 04:32:48 AM No. 224931 "Now, if that wasn't awful enough (the horror), she counts each side as a forgotten item!"



YOU ARE A MEAN BITCH UNCARING ASSHOLE! F' U!! We will see when YOUR STUFF GETS FORGOTTEN HOW YOU FEEL BITCH!

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 05:44:44 AM No. 224932 >>224930

I love you



How did you find us? I love youHow did you find us?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 05:46:11 AM No. 224933 She sounds like a fatty 'sperg who won't settle for anything less than the waiting staff of restaurants to suck on her ranch-encrusted pinky toes.



To be obsessed to this extent, it's fetishistic.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 06:55:54 AM No. 224934 >>224930

Is this really happening? Is this really happening?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:29:40 AM No. 224935 >>224934

Dunno how she does it, but she manages to show up wherever she's mentioned as well. Dunno how she does it, but she manages to show up wherever she's mentioned as well.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:59:07 AM No. 224936 >>224930

Not all of us are running out of time before dying of obesity related illnesses like you, we can wait a few more minutes before the waitress deliver our drinks Not all of us are running out of time before dying of obesity related illnesses like you, we can wait a few more minutes before the waitress deliver our drinks

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:51:50 AM No. 224937 >>224930

Great impression, Anon. Love it. 10/10 top Kek. Great impression, Anon. Love it. 10/10 top Kek.

To Anonymous idiot Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 02:50:16 PM No. 224939 "How did you find us?"



WELL DUH, I google myself "last week or 24hrs in quotes "Springs1".

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 02:57:51 PM No. 224944

"Not all of us are running out of time before dying of obesity related illnesses like you, we can wait a few more minutes before the waitress deliver our drinks"



Well you love waiting, but 99.999% of NORMAL people HATE IT and you know it.



Most people would rather have their drinks than to worry about another table that has dirty dishes. People's thirst, time and hunger are MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than objects. Who cares what's on the next table? If you aren't in a hurry, why did you bother ordering your drinks and just tell your server that you need more time? Seriously, I do that when I don't know what I want.





http://www.planetfeedback.com/lone+star+steakhouse++saloon/employees/poor+service+at+lonestar/211560



“After a few minutes our waitress came to take our drink order. 1 diet cola, 1 root beer, 1 lemonade and 1 child's lemonade. 15 minutes later she returned with the drinks and took our food order.”



“After about 5 min. we gave up the rolls and went ahead eating our salads.”





“Approximately 20 min. later she returned with our salads.”



http://www.planetfeedback.com/red+lobster/blog/not+happy/301388



“My breaking point is when after 15 min with no drink”



“we asked for the check and to go meal .That turned out to be another 20 minutes !!!!!”





http://www.planetfeedback.com/index.php?level2=blog_viewpost&topic_id=109687





“We set there for a time before she took our drink orders, she was slow giving us refills.”



http://www.planetfeedback.com/index.php?level2=blog_viewpost&topic_id=297128



“After waiting 45 minutes to be seated it took 10 minutes for the waitress to come to the table. After waiting another 25 minutes for our food, the waitress brought 2 orders that were wrong. I took an additional 15 minutes to get replacement orders and even after that, one of them were still wrong.”



These are just a few of the ones I found on the internet. LOTS and LOTS of people DO CARE about TIME and DO TIME their service.



You are the ODDBALL who wants to wait longer than necessary for their stuff. NOBODY likes waiting, even you don't. You say you don't mind, but WHO REALLY LOVES IT, seriously??? These are just SOME of many examples I can pull up.



I am not obese. I am 94 and 3/4's of a pound this morning, am 5'0" tall. Anonymous"Not all of us are running out of time before dying of obesity related illnesses like you, we can wait a few more minutes before the waitress deliver our drinks"Well you love waiting, but 99.999% of NORMAL people HATE IT and you know it.Most people would rather have their drinks than to worry about another table that has dirty dishes. People's thirst, time and hunger are MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than objects. Who cares what's on the next table? If you aren't in a hurry, why did you bother ordering your drinks and just tell your server that you need more time? Seriously, I do that when I don't know what I want.“After a few minutes our waitress came to take our drink order. 1 diet cola, 1 root beer, 1 lemonade and 1 child's lemonade. 15 minutes later she returned with the drinks and took our food order.”“After about 5 min. we gave up the rolls and went ahead eating our salads.”“Approximately 20 min. later she returned with our salads.”“My breaking point is when after 15 min with no drink”“we asked for the check and to go meal .That turned out to be another 20 minutes !!!!!”“We set there for a time before she took our drink orders, she was slow giving us refills.”“After waiting 45 minutes to be seated it took 10 minutes for the waitress to come to the table. After waiting another 25 minutes for our food, the waitress brought 2 orders that were wrong. I took an additional 15 minutes to get replacement orders and even after that, one of them were still wrong.”These are just a few of the ones I found on the internet. LOTS and LOTS of people DO CARE about TIME and DO TIME their service.You are the ODDBALL who wants to wait longer than necessary for their stuff. NOBODY likes waiting, even you don't. You say you don't mind, but WHO REALLY LOVES IT, seriously??? These are just SOME of many examples I can pull up.I am not obese. I am 94 and 3/4's of a pound this morning, am 5'0" tall.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 03:06:00 PM No. 224947



"Good lord reading her posts is a real autism rollercoaster. I particularly enjoyed the story about a waitress ruining her life by forgetting to bring the three (!) sides of mayo and accidentally charging for complimentary pickles."



First off, I am not autistic. Secondly, she didn't "accidentally" overcharge us, because she didn't even GO LINE BY LINE OVER THE CHECK IDIOT. She just wrote "thank you" on the check rather than actually READING the check, so that was no mistake. Also, it truly could have been done intentionally to get a higher tip, because she knows lots of people are so trusting and lazy they won't read their checks for accuracy. An extra buck she would have had for 20% if you rounded up, that's a lot for every table she does this to. You'd be surprise of the sneaky servers out there. Some will do whatever they can to steal.



Did you read about this asshole:



http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/34144840/olive-garden-server-fired-after-customers-said-he-lied-to-get-more-tips



Some servers are not honest. See that would have never gotten me to give more, because I don't use tips as a "CHARITY", I use it as what it was MEANT to be for SERVICE. Also, you never know you might have cancer or your loved ones have cancer and need that money. Those customers were suckers playing into that server's game. Not everyone is honest out there. Anonymous"Good lord reading her posts is a real autism rollercoaster. I particularly enjoyed the story about a waitress ruining her life by forgetting to bring the three (!) sides of mayo and accidentally charging for complimentary pickles."First off, I am not autistic. Secondly, she didn't "accidentally" overcharge us, because she didn't even. She just wrote "thank you" on the check rather than actuallyREADINGthe check, so that was no mistake. Also, it truly could have been done intentionally to get a higher tip, because she knows lots of people are so trusting and lazy they won't read their checks for accuracy. An extra buck she would have had for 20% if you rounded up, that's a lot for every table she does this to. You'd be surprise of the sneaky servers out there. Some will do whatever they can to steal.Did you read about this asshole:Some servers are not honest. See that would have never gotten me to give more, because I don't use tips as a "CHARITY", I use it as what it was MEANT to be for. Also, you never know you might have cancer or your loved ones have cancer and need that money. Those customers were suckers playing into that server's game. Not everyone is honest out there.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 03:07:56 PM No. 224948 Anonymous



"This is one of the best things about Springs1; she holds grudges FOREVER. She remembers every exact detail of what some waiter did at some shitty chain restaurant half a decade ago, and her raw anger as she recalls the experience is as strong as if she had just gotten home from the restaurant."



Yeah, because I have feelings and you don't. That's why.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 03:32:11 PM No. 224960 >>224948

Honest question, Springs - why do you keep going out to restaurants if it just pisses you off so much? Why not pick higher-end places that'll focus on service? Or do you think Red Lobster is high end? Honest question, Springs - why do you keep going out to restaurants if it just pisses you off so much? Why not pick higher-end places that'll focus on service? Or do you think Red Lobster is high end?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 05:18:06 PM No. 225003 >>224948



Eat out less, you lazy human. Cook your own fucking food. Eat out less, you lazy human. Cook your own fucking food.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 05:20:09 PM No. 225005 >>224948

Hi,

Do you have a preference on ranch dressing? What is the ultimate Texture/taste/feel for ranch? Hi,Do you have a preference on ranch dressing? What is the ultimate Texture/taste/feel for ranch?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 06:12:43 PM No. 225026 >>224947

STOP DOING THIS, ffs. It only makes harder to take you seriously. STOP, ffs. It only makes harder to take you seriously.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 06:51:06 PM No. 225034 This is amazing.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:14:04 PM No. 225038 >>225005

I second this ask. Would really love to know I second this ask. Would really love to know

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:43:21 PM No. 225047 Anonymous

"Honest question, Springs - why do you keep going out to restaurants if it just pisses you off so much? Why not pick higher-end places that'll focus on service? Or do you think Red Lobster is high end?"



No we have had bad service at fine dining lots of times. Ruth's Chris the waitress forgot my refill, then she got the dessert order wrong when I had asked for blueberries on my cheesecake she gives me blueberry SAUCE. That's not blueberries. It's just like apples aren't applesauce. I didn't say "SAUCE", but she was too stupid to ask if since they had both. I was going by that my husband's grandmother got a piece of cake for her birthday right before I had ordered this dessert that had no sauces, just pieces of fruit which one of them was blueberries.



Also, we had gone to a place that is called BR Prime in Beau Rivage that the cheapest steak was in 2011 $89. That's how expensive that restaurant is. Anyway, our bill was almost $300, but the waiter forgot my margarita to grab it from the bar WITH NO APOLOGY, then he also took 8-10 minutes just to get a coke, then same amount of time 8-10 minutes for a refill of coke. For an almost $300 meal(one bottle of wine was $89), but still would have been pretty darn expensive of a meal for only 2 people, you would think you'd get better service.



Another time, went to a restaurant called Carnival De Brazil in Imperial Palace Casino that was a fine dining type of restaurant, which our check for the 2 of us was around $140. The waiter overcharged us on a margarita that I ordered from the drink menu as it came(no alterations), $12 when it was $10. Instead of being nice when I had told him, he did at least say he was sorry, but then said the complete 100% opposite that "It's must be a misprint." I wanted to ring his neck(NOT literally, but you understand what I am saying). There's NO SUCH THING as a misprint if I consented to $10, I consented to $10. I am not paying $12. I didn't tell him that I only had told him that it was the wrong price, so after he said it was a misprint he left to fix it. Then he came back, NO COMP(you would think you'd get a comp for that, NOPE, at least a coke off the bill). Anyway, so when he came back because I was SOOOO MAD his not admitting fault that he could have noticed this BEFORE he handed it to us and gotten it FIXED FROM THE MANAGER BEFORE** he handed it to us for him saying that "misprint" comment, I told him as he came back with the fixed check "You do know we don't order from the computer right?" His response was "I fixed it didn't I?" We should have stiffed him, but instead we gave him 11% could have had 25% before this. This was OUR FIRST AND ONLY TIME THERE and it looks like the place has been closed, GEE I WONDER WHY? First time there and we knew more than the staff, that's crazy.



At none of these restaurants that I just mentioned did we receive ONE COMP, NOT ONE.



So NO, my outlook doesn't change because of the restaurant. We have had some of the VERY BEST service at restaurants like Chili's honestly. I gave $20 for a christmas bonus to a waiter that we had for a number of years because every single time we had him, he gave us such excellent service never hardly messing up hardly ever, trying his best, being nice, etc. That was at a CHILI'S.



It doesn't matter what the restaurant is, it's WHO serves you.



We have tipped 25% at IHOP even. It doesn't matter what the restaurant cost is. I don't get WHY you think it should?



We just tipped $17 on a $57 and something cent check today. That's right, $17. This was at a Chili's. What does that tell you IDIOT? That the prices and the restaurant doesn't matter to the service.



Some of these restaurants were MUCH WORSE than most of the time at Denny's or IHOP(in generally speaking) service, seriously.



HIGH END DOESN'T MEAN SHIT YOU DUMB ASS IDIOTIC FOOL! It depends on if the server is a HARD, CARING WORKER or not that serves you dummy.



Good service is dependent on the SERVER**, NOT on what kind of restaurant it is or what if the prices are high or not.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:46:29 PM No. 225049 "Honest question, Springs - why do you keep going out to restaurants if it just pisses you off so much?"



Cause I like the food HOT and fresh, DUHH IDIOT!

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:47:00 PM No. 225050 "Eat out less, you lazy human. Cook your own fucking food."



I am too lazy to cook, but I am not at ANY of my jobs ASSHOLE! F' U!

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:49:11 PM No. 225052 >>225047

>we have had bad service at fine dining lots of times

>Ruth's Chris



Yep that inadvertently answers my high end question lmao. None of those places you mentioned are high end - the Imperial Palace was such a shithole that they bulldozed it to build a ferris wheel. High end means things like michelin stars and prix fixe, not shit-tier steakhouses lmao.



Confirmed for fat midwesterner with them tastes, wew lad Yep that inadvertently answers my high end question lmao. None of those places you mentioned are high end - the Imperial Palace was such a shithole that they bulldozed it to build a ferris wheel. High end means things like michelin stars and prix fixe, not shit-tier steakhouses lmao.Confirmed for fat midwesterner with them tastes, wew lad

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:51:49 PM No. 225053 >>225047

>comp



samefag to say, i get it now, you're one of those who goes to expensive restaurants with the anticipation of getting something taken off your bill. i'm glad to hear at least a few places have the balls to not pay you for being an arse. samefag to say, i get it now, you're one of those who goes to expensive restaurants with the anticipation of getting something taken off your bill. i'm glad to hear at least a few places have the balls to not pay you for being an arse.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:55:24 PM No. 225054 Has this woman ever worked in food service? Seriously, if she's that obsessed with it, she should give it a try.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:56:31 PM No. 225055 >>225054

You know she hasn't with an attitude like that. You know she hasn't with an attitude like that.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:56:40 PM No. 225056 "Hi,

Do you have a preference on ranch dressing? What is the ultimate Texture/taste/feel for ranch?"



HATE hidden valley, Ken's, and Kraft ranch.



I love chili's, Red lobster, Applebee's mexi-ranch(NOT regular ranch), Outback is OK, but not spectacular, Longhorn is OK, Texas Roadhouse is OK, Hate honey mustard and tartar sauce at Chili's, love tartar sauce at Red Lobster, hate bbq anything at Applebee's, Outback is pretty good for bbq and so is chili's.



Sometimes I go to the restaurant because they have good "whatever condiment I am in the mood for." Without the condiment, I wouldn't want to eat that crap. It makes it taste better.



Before I got sick 3 times from hotpockets(threw up once, got SEVERE ALL DAY INTERNAL GAS PAINS TWICE from this shit, I decided to NEVER buy that crap again), I used to for example dip the bbq beef hot pockets in mayo.



I do use my leftover restaurant ranch to dip for example some chicken in some frozen dinners such as lean cuisines.



I don't love every restaurant's ranch. Some do suck, most don't though. Sam's doesn't sell all the restaurant's different ranches. I have tried to look for them at all restaurants.



Heinz ranch is so awesome and you can only buy it at like Amazon, but you have to buy like hundred something packs of it, which that's not worth the price when I get ranch for free at restaurants that they don't charge for it and is still better and fresher. The thing is, that's the ONLY STORE bought(which it's not available in ANY STORE, I have LOOKED IN EVERY STORE I CAN THINK OF, even visited some fast food places that are located with a gas station that serve food, none. I discovered it at a pizza place at a movie theater and it was really good for a packaged ranch. It sucks they don't sell it in stores considering it's Heinz, but it's REALLY GOOD if you like ranch. Wishbone is acceptable, but not so great like I even think GV(great value at Walmart is a little better(a step up), but that's if I have no ranch at home I will eat it.



Chili's tartar sauce sucks. Not everyone's sauces are good. That's also my personal taste of course.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:58:25 PM No. 225059 "None of those places you mentioned are high end - "



Then WHY was the bill so high, even without the $89 of wine, for 2 people's food and few bar drinks, most restaurants you wouldn't rack up a $200 check.



It was fine dining. It was expensive.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 07:58:28 PM No. 225060 >>225056

>HATE hidden valley, Ken's, and Kraft ranch.



I like you a bit better now. All those brands make horrible ranch dressing. I like you a bit better now. All those brands make horrible ranch dressing.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:00:35 PM No. 225063 >>225056

>goes to restaurants just to eat ranch dressing

>dips hot pockets in straight mayo

>hoards leftover restaurant ranch



how many chairs do you encompass at once, two or three? how many chairs do you encompass at once, two or three?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:01:19 PM No. 225064 Springs, would you consider starting a Wordpress blog and keeping all your reviews in one place so they're easier to find?



If you tagged them with the name and location of the restaurant, it would be easier for people to look up and see what you thought of each particular place before going there.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:02:11 PM No. 225065 amefag to say, i get it now, you're one of those who goes to "expensive restaurants with the anticipation of getting something taken off your bill. i'm glad to hear at least a few places have the balls to not pay you for being an arse."



NO, I'd a RATHER ANY DAY have PERFECTION is what I want.



I think they should monetarily compensate you if the ROYALLY MESS UP. WHY don't you agree? Why do a lot of restaurants do it that's not fine dining?



It's not being an ass to want what you were fucked up with back. It's not. It's being FAIR* YOU FUCKING UNCARING ASSHOLE!



I don't want comps. I want PERFECT SERVICE and that's the entire point. I would have rathered not had 8-10 minute waits for one fucking coke and not had the waiter forget my margarita from the bar so I could be HAPPY* and given

$75-$90 in tip instead. You don't seem to get this, DO YOU MORON? I DON'T WANT THE FUCKING SHIT IN MY SERVICE YOU DUMBASS IDIOT! I WANT PERFECTION! They fuck my stuff, I fuck theirs, it's only fair.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:02:47 PM No. 225066 >>225059

just because you got ripped off doesn't make it high end kek those restaurants are built to rope idiots like you into paying 14 dollars for a baked potato



looking at your other choice of chain restaurants it's clear you have shit-tier tastes. if you'd said joel robuchon's place in vegas instead of some crap-tier paying for the view casino, i'd have gained some respect for you. someplace that, you know, doesn't stock ranch dressing and would be appalled at you for asking for it. just because you got ripped off doesn't make it high end kek those restaurants are built to rope idiots like you into paying 14 dollars for a baked potatolooking at your other choice of chain restaurants it's clear you have shit-tier tastes. if you'd said joel robuchon's place in vegas instead of some crap-tier paying for the view casino, i'd have gained some respect for you. someplace that, you know, doesn't stock ranch dressing and would be appalled at you for asking for it.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:03:51 PM No. 225067 >>225065

you don't deserve free food for making up shit to be angry about, you're not the first or only person thinking themselves clever enough to do that lmao you don't deserve free food for making up shit to be angry about, you're not the first or only person thinking themselves clever enough to do that lmao

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:14:24 PM No. 225073 Hi Springs1, have you ever ate at a Canadian restaurant? Whenever I go to USA the service is far superior and servers act like slaves compared to Canada so I'd love to see a Canada review.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:18:53 PM No. 225075 >>224948

Those aren't feelings, that's autism. Have you considered seeing a mental health care proffesional with the money you spend on shitty restaurants? Those aren't feelings, that's autism. Have you considered seeing a mental health care proffesional with the money you spend on shitty restaurants?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:20:41 PM No. 225076 >>224939

Why do you google yourself? Do you like the attention?



Also, how do you pick which forums you're going to post on? They seem pretty random. Why do you google yourself? Do you like the attention?Also, how do you pick which forums you're going to post on? They seem pretty random.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:23:45 PM No. 225077 "Has this woman ever worked in food service? Seriously, if she's that obsessed with it, she should give it a try."



In 1998-2002 off and on a little over 2yrs worth at a donut shop/diner, I was counter help made min. wage plus tips(Could be $20 a shift M-F)(Sat and Sun around $10 tip since we'd have to split between 4-6 people, so weekends sucked). We served regular food items like sandwiches, burgers, fries, chicken tenders, biscuits, croissants, etc. It wasn't just donuts. It just was on a smaller level compared to a waitress, but still the same fucking concept that you had to serve food to the public(had to get things right, refills, bill right, etc.).



Some people say it's not the same, no, but it's not too much different either considering an Outback manager that has the exact donut shop/diner I worked at not too far told me "It's the same thing" when I told him I had worked there for a long time. A manager at Outback KNEW the place, so why would he say that? Sure it's not carrying many plates on a tray and dealing with more customers than I did, but sometimes it was very busy like once at 9p.m. a bus load of people came and I was the only person since 2p.m.-10p.m. shift that time I was working that shift(I a lot of times worked the 6a.m-2p.m. shift). So it was hard when I had other customers come in and drive-thru all by myself. It was hard sometimes. I would say during the summer months it was slow and also other people they hired because they were out of school, so back then I had less hours.



They didn't pay time and a half since it was a small enough company by law they weren't mandated, so sometimes that it wasn't the summer my checks ranged from 50-70hrs a week. I'd sometimes put in double, even once almost a triple shift. Once I worked from 11a.m.(during the week the other counter girl would get off and one person would be from 11a.m -2p.m during M-F, Sat and Sun 6a.m.-12p.m., but one person would be from 12p.m.-2p.m by themselves since it's less busy those times. Well, that day I came in early for my 2p.m. shift, I ended up working after I z-out my register around 6:20a.m. the NEXT MORNING.



LOTS of times I worked 6a.m.-10p.m.(of course that's a little after 10p.m. since we had to z-out our register.) I also worked sometimes 2p.m.-6a.m.(a little after to z-out the register). Sometimes workers would quit on short notice or call in sick on short notice. I had literally perfect attendance throughout my entire time there and only was late due to a car accident once, but still went to work limping and my car was totaled due to someone didn't stop at a stop sign long enough so I was very lucky I didn't get majorly injured.



My point is, I did it and learned A LOT MORE being a customer. I mean when I first started, I made a man keep a raw donut. WHO DOES THAT SHIT? ME, someone that DIDN'T HAVE CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE BEING A CUSTOMER. It's INHUMAN, but not being a customer I didn't understand it from the OTHER SIDE of how it feels to be a customer until you are. I was only 20yrs old and yes I started very late with my first job since my parents wanted me to concentrate on school rather than a BS job like that. So that's why they didn't want me to work until much later. I didn't even drive until I was 21yrs old. I did things a bit late than most people. My wage was since I had ZERO experience at a job at all, min. wage was $5.15/hr, I went within only a month and a half to $5.50. That's right, that quickly, because they saw I was a hard worker there. Towards the end since they didn't give much raises, I only left with $6.00 /hr plus tips. Anyway, my point is, even when I left college for a while and came back, they didn't start me over since they knew I was(am) a hard worker and didn't do that to me, so that's why I say off and on. I worked there from Jan. 1998 Martin Luther King Day until Aug 1998, went to college again(I had to sit out since they didn't accept people until Aug). I went for a while, it didn't work out, but I did work the holidays and came back for a good long while in 2000 until towards like Nov. of 2000. Then worked then just during times when I was out of college which most people know for example, you have around a month during Dec. and January to go back, easter holidays, etc. \



So anyway, I did TRY it and I learned A LOT MORE of HOW the person feels as the customer when YOU are the person RECEIVING the service*.



It's different when you are serving, because all you see is the person being mean rather than actually seeing it if that were YOUR FOOD OR BILL* HOW WOULD (YOU) FEEL as the customer?



I see now, back then didn't look at it from if that were me. As I said, to make a man keep a raw donut is crazy, don't ya think? I wasn't a customer to understand it from if that were me. I only thought like that with turns or time since everyone at McDonald's or a store, wouldn't want their turn to get cut in front of. Like for example, this lady that was friends with the owner, for some fucking reason, she thought she didn't have to wait her turn. I couldn't stand the bitch. I mean, I told her "That person was before you." I told her that shit. She thought she was the only customer that no one else was waiting before her just because she knew the owner, SO FUCKING WHAT she knew the owner, NO ONE IS ABOVE ANYONE IN THIS UNIVERSE! I treated everyone as equals. In fact, my boss chewed me out, because I didn't let a man that was a regular customer get his coffee because this customer forgot his wallet. WHY should I? I was doing the MORALLY RIGHT THING and then I GET FUSSED, WTF?? EVERYONE IS EQUALS IN THIS WORLD. That's FUCKING SHIT I got fussed for that. I don't care if he forgot his wallet, he shouldn't be driving then. Seriously. It's not fair I got fussed for that crap. EVERYONE IS EQUALS!!

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:27:10 PM No. 225079 "you don't deserve free food for making up shit to be angry about, you're not the first or only person thinking themselves clever enough to do that lmao"



I NEVER said I "deserved it", I am going by what **OTHER RESTAURANTS DO THAT ARE NOT FINE DINING GIVE YOU AT LEAST A COKE OFF THE BILL FOR FREE), YET, fine dining doesn't, WTF?? That's certainly not fair, it's not. If they do it, WHY not fine dining? A coke is literally PENNIES to the restaurant LITERALLY. Managers even told me it doesn't cost them much. I would think the comp is so you can comp back, it's not to give you free stuff and never come back, that is the incentive here IDIOT.



You give a $2.50 coke, but gain the customer coming back for another $140 meal, gee, if I was a manager I'd give away $2.50 so I could get the person to not write a bad review and not tell people not to come here, it would be worth it in my eyes. It doesn't even cost restaurant $2.50 even if you get 4 refills, it doesn't.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:27:38 PM No. 225080 "Hi Springs1, have you ever ate at a Canadian restaurant? "



NEVER been outside the country.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:28:05 PM No. 225081 >>225077

tl;dr i am the victim in every situation tl;dr i am the victim in every situation

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:30:34 PM No. 225082 >>225079

just because you didn't say the words "i deserve it" doesn't make your sense of entitlement not ring loud and clear. you expected unwarranted compensation for an imagined slight.



it's sad that some restaurant workers are trained to be pushovers because of bullies like you, but i'm glad to know some of them see you for the entitled greedy prat you are just because you didn't say the words "i deserve it" doesn't make your sense of entitlement not ring loud and clear. you expected unwarranted compensation for an imagined slight.it's sad that some restaurant workers are trained to be pushovers because of bullies like you, but i'm glad to know some of them see you for the entitled greedy prat you are

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:32:42 PM No. 225083 >>225079

>another $140 meal

like you regularly spend that much, mrs. walmart great value, don't front like you ain't doin 2-for-20 specials. or is that just what all the extra sides of ranch total up to? like you regularly spend that much, mrs. walmart great value, don't front like you ain't doin 2-for-20 specials. or is that just what all the extra sides of ranch total up to?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:46:01 PM No. 225089 Springs1 , Thank you for gracing us with your presence. Sorry for the impolite tone you've been getting from some people here.



Any plans to post on your blog or somewhere collectively your reviews of places?

Any chance of getting individual reviews of ranch sauces, by brand and restaurant there too. It sounds like it would be an extremely interesting thing to see.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:48:10 PM No. 225090 As a Canadian that works in customer service, I always find that I end up getting into arguments with American customers because they come across as extremely angry and demanding. They always seem to be surprised when I argue back with them, too. Usually, when I learn that they're American I'll back off a bit because I understand that their culture is slightly different, but if it was a Canadian treating me the way some of my American customers have, I'd probably call security and have them escorted out of the building. I've even had customers jump on the American customers and start arguing with them.



American visitors probably think we're all a bunch of rude and aggressive assholes tbh.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:50:25 PM No. 225092 >>225089

I second this. I'm the anon that suggested the Wordpress blog. I'd love it if Springs did that. It's really hard to find her reviews when they're scattered across the Internet. A blog would be the best place for this.



I'd be extremely interested in the ranch dressing reviews. There are probably some obscure brands that you could review too.



You could expand it to other condiments too. I bet if your blog got big enough, companies would send you free products to try. I second this. I'm the anon that suggested the Wordpress blog. I'd love it if Springs did that. It's really hard to find her reviews when they're scattered across the Internet. A blog would be the best place for this.I'd be extremely interested in the ranch dressing reviews. There are probably some obscure brands that you could review too.You could expand it to other condiments too. I bet if your blog got big enough, companies would send you free products to try.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:51:59 PM No. 225093 >>225077

>20 in 1998

kinda surprised tbh I expected Mrs. Ranch was a boomer kinda surprised tbh I expected Mrs. Ranch was a boomer

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:52:52 PM No. 225094



NO, I am not autistic .



Secondly the restaurants aren't shitty considering they have waits for a table at these places, so that's your opinion, not most people's OBVIOUSLY.



http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/info/autism



Empathy, I empathize with people so much I am affected when others block people that aren't me in traffic or ask to cut in line, etc.



Read my stealing parking spots and inconsiderate of other people's feelings blog:



http://stealingparkingspots.blogspot.com/



Read my driving pet peeves blog:



http://drivingpetpeeves.blogspot.com/



I am NOWHERE NEAR a "NON-EMPATHY" person. I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH EMPATHIZE with others, that it hurts my feelings when they block others.



Example, just this week. I was in the 2nd lane of a 4 lane blvd where a Chili's/other restaurants parking lot is. This lady was wanting to be in front of my car. She SELFISHLY BLOCKED* OTHERS. I actually rolled down my window as hers was to tell her while I was sitting at the red light that she was block the entire street to FUCK YOU BITCH. She wasn't altering MY TIME AT ALL, NOT ONE SECOND WORTH by me not letting her in, but I STILL FELT SO BAD FOR THE IDIOT BEHIND THE PERSON THAT DECIDED TO LET HER IN that wasn't supposed to LAWFULLY since this wasn't an intersection, so no one should have done that and secondly, when you go into a lane, you aren't supposed to make a wide turn. You are supposed to follow your lane and make a proper lane change with your turn signal to the next lane. Also, she could have easily went to the tiny right turn only lane and u-turned, instead of blocking everyone. Luckily, the people behind her in the Chili's parking lot was able to get out behind her, but she was blocking the after work going home traffic as it was bumper to bumper. This bitch was so INCONSIDERATE* of ANYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS EXCEPT HERSELF! See I have gone to Chili's too by myself, but there's a back way, where the next intersection which is right by that right turn only lane is I go to that and turn right. She went out the way of the traffic which I avoid 99.9999% of the time to do, because I don't like when people block me, I won't do it to them.



It hurt my feelings since she was so SELFISH and the ASSHOLE IDIOT behind me let her in the asshole. Seriously, I wish the person behind me would have caught on to her SELFISH WAYS and made her back up the fucking bitch. When you are at a stop sign or place of business, you can't go sideways with your vehicle if it's not clear, because that's impeding/blocking traffic, not only is that ILLEGAL, but it's MEAN AS CAN BE*.



HOW can you say I am autistic? I empathize with other all the time.



One day, my husband was driving, since I wasn't driving, at a light, I saw this lady wave "hi" and stop to chit chat with this other lady as someone was behind her. That hurt my feelings even if it wasn't me.



Another time, I saw the building I work in, this is where you have a little arm gate and either take a ticket or swipe your card by it to open it, during lunch time when I was sitting in my car on my cell phone, this old man was being let out while a person behind him was waiting to get into the parking lot. It's so SELFISH. It's like pull over so you can be nice to others and beCONSIDERATE of other people's feelings and time instead of selfish.



Other times, on the street, seen people drop people off on the street instead of next door there's a store parking lot and literally all they would have had to do is cross the street and that's why I do when my husband comes over or he drops me off, I don't delay someone else's time and not think of someone else's feelings.



I am SO FUCKING THE OPPOSITE of not having empathy it's not funny.



To this day, it still hurts my feelings that others did this to someone else that wasn't even me.



Another time, this person was blocking someone as I was walking to my car at my work parking lot and wanted to back out. They nicely gave a small honk, and the fucking BITCH ASSHOLES complained to them. I almost wanted to tell them "WHAT IF THAT WERE YOU WANTING TO LEAVE HOW WOULD YOU FEEL INCONSIDERATE BITCH!!* I didn't since I park there everyday as I did not want something done to my car, so I said nothing, but I so wanted to put this selfish bitch that was in the conversation that was outside talking to the person in their vehicle blocking innocent people. WHY are people so SELFISH in this world? Seriously, WHY?



I am SOOOOOOOO NOT AUTISTIC IDIOT! I empathize with people that aren't even blocking me or affecting my time even. I sooooo wanted to say something to that bitch that was telling her something just because she honked. Seriously, so people should have to wait so you can finish your conversation, WTF?? As if that bitch would want that done to her? BS if she said yes. That's fucking BS! "Those aren't feelings, that's autism. Have you considered seeing a mental health care proffesional with the money you spend on shitty restaurants?"NO, I am not autistic .Secondly the restaurants aren't shitty considering they have waits for a table at these places, so that's your opinion, not most people's OBVIOUSLY.Empathy, I empathize with people so much I am affected when others block people that aren't me in traffic or ask to cut in line, etc.Read my stealing parking spots and inconsiderate of other people's feelings blog:Read my driving pet peeves blog:I am NOWHERE NEAR a "NON-EMPATHY" person. I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH EMPATHIZE with others, that it hurts my feelings when they block others.Example, just this week. I was in the 2nd lane of a 4 lane blvd where a Chili's/other restaurants parking lot is. This lady was wanting to be in front of my car. She* OTHERS. I actually rolled down my window as hers was to tell her while I was sitting at the red light that she was block the entire street to FUCK YOU BITCH. She wasn't altering MY TIME AT ALL, NOT ONE SECOND WORTH by me not letting her in, but I STILL FELT SO BAD FOR THE IDIOT BEHIND THE PERSON THAT DECIDED TO LET HER IN that wasn't supposed to LAWFULLY since this wasn't an intersection, so no one should have done that and secondly, when you go into a lane, you aren't supposed to make a wide turn. You are supposed to follow your lane and make a proper lane change with your turn signal to the next lane. Also, she could have easily went to the tiny right turn only lane and u-turned, instead of blocking everyone. Luckily, the people behind her in the Chili's parking lot was able to get out behind her, but she was blocking the after work going home traffic as it was bumper to bumper. This bitch was so* of ANYONE ELSE'S FEELINGS EXCEPT HERSELF! See I have gone to Chili's too by myself, but there's a back way, where the next intersection which is right by that right turn only lane is I go to that and turn right. She went out the way of the traffic which I avoid 99.9999% of the time to do, because I don't like when people block me, I won't do it to them.It hurt my feelings since she was so SELFISH and the ASSHOLE IDIOT behind me let her in the asshole. Seriously, I wish the person behind me would have caught on to her SELFISH WAYS and made her back up the fucking bitch. When you are at a stop sign or place of business, you can't go sideways with your vehicle if it's not clear, because that's impeding/blocking traffic, not only is that ILLEGAL, but it'sMEAN AS CAN BE*.HOW can you say I am autistic? I empathize with other all the time.One day, my husband was driving, since I wasn't driving, at a light, I saw this lady wave "hi" and stop to chit chat with this other lady as someone was behind her. That hurt my feelings even if it wasn't me.Another time, I saw the building I work in, this is where you have a little arm gate and either take a ticket or swipe your card by it to open it, during lunch time when I was sitting in my car on my cell phone, this old man was being let out while a person behind him was waiting to get into the parking lot. It's so SELFISH. It's like pull over so you can be nice to others and beof other people's feelings and time instead of selfish.Other times, on the street, seen people drop people off on the street instead of next door there's a store parking lot and literally all they would have had to do is cross the street and that's why I do when my husband comes over or he drops me off, I don't delay someone else's time and not think of someone else's feelings.I amSO FUCKING THE OPPOSITE of not having empathy it's not funny.To this day, it still hurts my feelings that others did this to someone else that wasn't even me.Another time, this person was blocking someone as I was walking to my car at my work parking lot and wanted to back out. They nicely gave a small honk, and the fucking BITCH ASSHOLES complained to them. I almost wanted to tell them "WHATYOU* I didn't since I park there everyday as I did not want something done to my car, so I said nothing, but I so wanted to put this selfish bitch that was in the conversation that was outside talking to the person in their vehicle blocking innocent people. WHY are people so SELFISH in this world? Seriously, WHY?I am SOOOOOOOO NOT AUTISTIC IDIOT! I empathize with people that aren't even blocking me or affecting my time even. I sooooo wanted to say something to that bitch that was telling her something just because she honked. Seriously, so people should have to wait so you can finish your conversation, WTF?? As if that bitch would want that done to her? BS if she said yes. That's fucking BS!

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 08:55:18 PM No. 225095



I have BENNNNNNN HAVING A WORDPRESS BLOG YOU IDIOT, just not reviews:



https://restaurantservice.wordpress.com/2009/11/01/hello-world/ "Springs, would you consider starting a Wordpress blog and keeping all your reviews in one place so they're easier to find?"I have BENNNNNNN HAVING A WORDPRESS BLOG YOU IDIOT, just not reviews:

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:03:28 PM No. 225102 just because you didn't say the words "i deserve it" doesn't make your sense of entitlement not ring loud and clear. you expected unwarranted compensation for an imagined slight.



"it's sad that some restaurant workers are trained to be pushovers because of bullies like you, but i'm glad to know some of them see you for the entitled greedy prat you are"



NO, an overcharge of ANY KIND** is not a slight. A wrong entree or side dish or forgotten to put in order is not a slight. A slight would be a forgotten ranch, forgotten straw, etc.



When you forget to get the bar drink from the bar and wait 25 minutes-25-30 minutes as I have in some restaurants, that's no "slight" amount of time. Someone should give you a coke off the bill, the SERVER** should pay for it out of their money just as I had to pay for my mistakes anything over $2 in my register they'd take it out of my check. Once, it was $80, somehow they found $20 of it was originally $100, not sure but I do think either my boss or co-worker stole it, but I couldn't prove it. Once, I have one to the penny $24.96 and the manager go onto me for nickle and diming people as back then paying with credit cards wasn't nowhere near as popular as today. Well, once I saw that shit that if a customer was short and if the register was short, that I'd have to pay have to pay out of my check after $2, so I would put the money in the register and not ring it up. I wouldn't steal it, but it's not fair to STEAL from your workers because the CUSTOMER is short. If you are short as a customer ONE CENT, you should be REFUSED to be able to pay. That's legally and morally wrong. So he got his money and probably lost more since once in a while put the money in and not ring it up because it's not fair if he wanted to steal, I wasn't going to let him the asshole. The asshole died in 2006, but I did cry because I did deal with him for 4 years off and on during that time, especially I had double and sometimes triple shifts. He was a jerk manager though. I feel if a customer is short, too bad, too sad, you can't buy said item. Either pay with a credit card or check or go to a fucking ATM. My check I deserved EVERY PENNY and they were stealing from the workers to do that shit by making the customer shortages on my paycheck, that's not fair, it's not. If a customer is short, I shouldn't have to have paid for that and for that, he didn't know I was underringing by still putting it in the register for let's say a large coffee that was $1.08 back then, but hey, he wanted to play unfair, I played his game back. STEALING he was from us, so that's not fair or legal.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:05:17 PM No. 225103 >>225094

tl;dr my autistic desire to be mad is so great that i must be mad for other people too tl;dr my autistic desire to be mad is so great that i must be mad for other people too

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:07:16 PM No. 225106 >>225102

please tell me what about your time is so valuable that you can't stand having to wait 20 minutes? do you have so little left in common with your husband besides your love for shitty chain restaurants that you can't fill that time talking with him? or do you go alone to be angry by yourself in a corner? please tell me what about your time is so valuable that you can't stand having to wait 20 minutes? do you have so little left in common with your husband besides your love for shitty chain restaurants that you can't fill that time talking with him? or do you go alone to be angry by yourself in a corner?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:09:41 PM No. 225108 >>225102

Just so you know, you can reply directly to a post by clicking the 'No. [number]' link at the top of the post you want to reply to. The number pops up in the text box, and you write your text under it. That way, when you hit 'new reply', everyone can click on the post number and see who you're replying to more easily. Just so you know, you can reply directly to a post by clicking the 'No. [number]' link at the top of the post you want to reply to. The number pops up in the text box, and you write your text under it. That way, when you hit 'new reply', everyone can click on the post number and see who you're replying to more easily.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:11:34 PM No. 225109 Springs, do you like ketchup? What is your favourite brand? Least favourite?



What, in your opinion, is the worst thing a server could do?



Do you mind if your server has visible tattoos and piercings?



Do you prefer male or female servers?



If you had a child and they decided to be a server, would you support their choice?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:16:09 PM No. 225113 I would spit and fart in her ranch dressing.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:16:38 PM No. 225114 >>225066

lol this is what I was going to say. This cow thinks overpriced = high-end. Uncultured autistic trash. lol this is what I was going to say. This cow thinks overpriced = high-end. Uncultured autistic trash.

>>225102 Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:36:24 PM No. 225124 "please tell me what about your time is so valuable that you can't stand having to wait 20 minutes? do you have so little left in common with your husband besides your love for shitty chain restaurants that you can't fill that time talking with him? or do you go alone to be angry by yourself in a corner?"



Because I'm HUNGRY AND THIRSTY YOU STUPID IDIOT. I DIET. Yesterday I ate less than 500 calories for example. I am VERY HUNGRY and THIRSTY IDIOT!

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:37:33 PM No. 225127 >>225124

You're still hungry and thirsty after you finished your meal that you cannot wait for a server to clear your table of dirty dishes before bringing out some extra drinks?



Are you sick? You're still hungry and thirsty after you finished your meal that you cannot wait for a server to clear your table of dirty dishes before bringing out some extra drinks?Are you sick?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:40:34 PM No. 225131 >>224930



I have a hard time believing you ever worked in food service. Most people don't mind waiting the few minutes it takes for the waiter or waitress takes to clear off the table, you are just impatient. You do realize it's an inconvenience for the server to go fill your drink order, come back and then clear off the table, you are not the server's only table. The world does not revolve around you, but then again with the tons of ranch, mayo, and shit food you eat I am sure you are a large women, thats why you are under the impression the world does revolve around you. I have a hard time believing you ever worked in food service. Most people don't mind waiting the few minutes it takes for the waiter or waitress takes to clear off the table, you are just impatient. You do realize it's an inconvenience for the server to go fill your drink order, come back and then clear off the table, you are not the server's only table. The world does not revolve around you, but then again with the tons of ranch, mayo, and shit food you eat I am sure you are a large women, thats why you are under the impression the world does revolve around you.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:45:20 PM No. 225136 >>225094

>HOW can you say I am autistic? I empathize with other all the time.



You just posted a massive wall of text about how selfish someone is, calling them a bitch etc, because they were in your way. That's the opposite of empathizing with people. With the amount of road and food service rage you've got built up, your choice in restaurants and your obsession with ranch dressing, I'd be surprised if your blood pressure wasn't through the roof. Please get help. You just posted a massive wall of text about how selfish someone is, calling them a bitch etc, because they were in your way. That's the opposite of empathizing with people. With the amount of road and food service rage you've got built up, your choice in restaurants and your obsession with ranch dressing, I'd be surprised if your blood pressure wasn't through the roof. Please get help.

No. 225109 Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:45:32 PM No. 225138 "Springs, do you like ketchup? What is your favourite brand? Least favourite?"



I HATE KETCHUP(except I will eat ketchup and mayo ((mixed together)) with boiled seafood). That's the extent of ketchup I would EVER, EVER, EVER eat, because I can't taste the nasty(in my opinion) ketchup taste.



"What, in your opinion, is the worst thing a server could do?"



Be mean to you such as blame someone or something else for their mistake and not to apologize.



"Do you mind if your server has visible tattoos and piercings?"



Doesn't matter what-so-ever.



"Do you prefer male or female servers?"



Doesn't matter. Both I have had good and bad. Same thing with black and white servers. Same thing with (looks like gay servers), in actuality, I have had some of the best servers that were(at least I think) were gay, seemed more caring in most cases. I don't care about how they look, it's how they TREAT YOU*.



"If you had a child and they decided to be a server, would you support their choice?"



OF COURSE. I also would give them pointers as I said when I served people, what not to do such as make a person accept a raw whatever(item). Of course I would support them. WHY wouldn't I?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:48:13 PM No. 225139 >>225124

i bet you're one of those people who should be on secret eaters, who have no idea they're eating 3x the calories they are. how many calories do you think there are in the average plate of crap you grind down while you fume? you eat 500 calories of ranch dressing you hog i bet you're one of those people who should be on secret eaters, who have no idea they're eating 3x the calories they are. how many calories do you think there are in the average plate of crap you grind down while you fume? you eat 500 calories of ranch dressing you hog

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:49:57 PM No. 225141 >>225139

>There are 160 calories in 1 serving of Chili's Ranch Dressing.

kek literally kek literally

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 09:52:23 PM No. 225143 File: 1483221143749.jpg (69.02 KB, 561x512, f7CznS7.jpg) >>225124

>always hungry

>always thirsty



anything else on the chart match up moo moo? anything else on the chart match up moo moo?

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:05:07 PM No. 225150 "you eat 500 calories of ranch dressing you hog"



I'm not a hog. You don't get what I do. I lose weight to gain in on the weekends IDIOT. So every week I do this. 3-4 days out the week(depending on my weight), I diet some. This way, I can eat a lot in a day to splurge IDIOT.



Some of the time, when I was in college between 1995-1997, I would eat less than 500 calories a day(a cup of milk(90 calories) and poptart or usually 4th day eat the amount of calories that it is for a poptart in some cereal I would eat, then eat an banana or apple, each day I would eat that. Then 3 days eat WHATEVER AMOUNT I wanted to all day. It would work. I do something similar now, just not as hard core like I don't eat all day when I am not hungry on my "non-diet days" and don't diet 4 days with only less than 500 calories 4 days straight as I did before. I do at least 2 days a week eating under 500 calories(1/2 cup of oatmeal with a little sugar and a tiny bit of skim milk around 250 calories and 170 calorie lean cuisine meal. 1 or 2 days eat around 850 calories(the half of a cup of oatmeal and 2 lean cuisines that are around 280-300 calories each one. Do you understand MORON I LOSE the weight to gain it back IDIOT?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:09:01 PM No. 225153 >>225150

you can eat low calorie foods so you can still lose weight and not be so ravenously HUNGRY AND THIRSTY*



Is this behavior from years of compounded starvation rage? you can eat low calorie foods so you can still lose weight and not be so ravenously HUNGRY AND THIRSTY*Is this behavior from years of compounded starvation rage?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:09:33 PM No. 225154 >>225148

Goddamn your diet sounds awful. You're a cranky, hungry bitch because you fucking binge eat and don't give yourself enough calories to function.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:16:22 PM No. 225157 >>225150



Gotta make room for all that ranch somehow Gotta make room for all that ranch somehow

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:20:17 PM No. 225158 >>225150

No wonder you act like such a cunt. Your diet is absolutely retarded. No wonder you act like such a cunt. Your diet is absolutely retarded.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:20:44 PM No. 225159 >>225148

>I'm not a hog

you're right, the theme is cows here, and your milk is buttermilk ranch

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:21:43 PM No. 225160 >>225150

that's called binge eating btw that's called binge eating btw

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:22:11 PM No. 225164



WHY?



"Most people don't mind waiting the few minutes it takes for the waiter or waitress takes to clear off the table, you are just impatient."



Then WHY did I just find ALL OF THOSE people that disagree with you? NOBODY LOVES WAITING. WHY do they have people SPEEDING AND TAILGATING ME, because I go speed limit if everyone loved waiting? WHY 5 people have asked to cut if they love waiting? WHY do people get into fist fights on Black Friday because they love waiting so much?



NOBODY loves waiting. STOP LYING. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FIRST.



A few months ago, a lady left her basket to go look to see if some other lines when I was at Walmart Neighborhood market and I went right in front of her basket as she left the line. She said something to me as if the basket that she had was there, I was like "But you left the line, so you lost the spot you HAD." I mean, if she didn't care about her time, WTF HELL did she say something to me.



Read my post I wrote about recently:



http://able2know.org/topic/359708-1#post-6329712



You will have a DIFFERENT feel for people that you feel aren't impatient, when most people HATE WAITING as to why ALL of these things happened to me. Especially the lady that I wrote about first that couldn't spare 5 seconds after she returned her item to put items into the recycling bin.



"You do realize it's an inconvenience for the server to go fill your drink order, come back and then clear off the table,"



You do realize how LAZY AS FUCK YOU SOUND AS WELL AS VERY INCONSIDERATE AND UNCARING** of people's wait times, RIGHT?



So you'd rather your server put OBJECTS ahead of you, BULL FUCKING SHIT LIAR YOU ARE BITCH!



HOW is it an inconvenience to SERVE** as THEIR JOB IS SUPPOSED TO BE, HUH? Their job is to buss tables, but not at the expense of the customer's time and also YOU DUMB IDIOT, *THE LONGER THE CUSTOMER IS THERE, THE LESS MONEY YOU MAKE YOU DUMB IDIOT SINCE WHEN THERE IS A WAIT FOR A TABLE, THAT TABLE IS OCCUPIED THEREFORE, the customers are there THAT MUCH LONGER DUMMY!



"you are not the server's only table."



So you would like your turn to be CUT IN FRONT OF BITCH so you are made to wait LAST?



If other tables are more important, *LET THEM TIP YOU BITCH AND YOU WON'T GET ANYTHING FROM US CUTTER UNCARING ASSHOLE FUCKING ASS BITCH! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, FUCK YOU if EVERYONE ELSE IS MORE IMPORTANT, FINE, YOUR TIP ISN'T BITCH! FUCK YOU!



"The world does not revolve around you,"



The world doesn't revolve around the server's tip, SAME SHIT BITCH! WHY THE FUCKING HELL SHOULD WE CARE YOU ONLY MAKE $2.13/HR IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT US AND OUR TIME BITCH, HUH?



The world doesn't care if you make a tip. You got that 1-sided SELFISH UNCARING BITCH! YOU ARE ONLY THINKING OF YOURSELF. Other tables don't matter if it's that person's turn you bitch. YOU MUST LOVE WHEN PEOPLE CUT IN FRONT OF YOUR TURN, DON'T YA??



How would you like it if you had to be somewhere you just asked for your check to leave and then your server goes to 4 other tables and even gets their needs, now you waited 10 minutes to get your check, then instead of ringing you up, goes to 3 other tables, so it takes 15-20 minutes to leave. You know you wouldn't like someone to cut in front of your turn, WHY would you do that to someone else because you are TOO FUCKING LAZY ASS* TO DO THE JOB THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DONE BY TURNS* FUCKING CUTTER ASSHOLE UNFAIR BITCH! FUCK YOU, I HOPE YOU GET CUT IN FRONT OF!



"but then again with the tons of ranch, mayo, and shit food you eat I am sure you are a large women, thats why you are under the impression the world does revolve around you."



NO, I am not even 100lbs even. This morning, LITERALLY a little after 94 and a half pounds. I am 5'0" tall. I am not a large woman. I am small. I diet every week you FUCKING STUPID MORON IDIOT! "I have a hard time believing you ever worked in food service."WHY?"Most people don't mind waiting the few minutes it takes for the waiter or waitress takes to clear off the table, you are just impatient."Then WHY did I just find ALL OF THOSE people that disagree with you? NOBODY LOVES WAITING. WHY do they have people SPEEDING AND TAILGATING ME, because I go speed limit if everyone loved waiting? WHY 5 people have asked to cut if they love waiting? WHY do people get into fist fights on Black Friday because they love waiting so much?NOBODY loves waiting. STOP LYING. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE FIRST.A few months ago, a lady left her basket to go look to see if some other lines when I was at Walmart Neighborhood market and I went right in front of her basket as she left the line. She said something to me as if the basket that she had was there, I was like "But you left the line, so you lost the spot you." I mean, if she didn't care about her time, WTF HELL did she say something to me.Read my post I wrote about recently:You will have a DIFFERENT feel for people that you feel aren't impatient, when most people HATE WAITING as to why ALL of these things happened to me. Especially the lady that I wrote about first that couldn't spare 5 seconds after she returned her item to put items into the recycling bin."You do realize it's an inconvenience for the server to go fill your drink order, come back and then clear off the table,"You do realize howYOU SOUND AS WELL AS VERY** of people's wait times, RIGHT?So you'd rather your server put OBJECTS ahead of you, BULL FUCKING SHIT LIAR YOU ARE BITCH!HOW is it an inconvenience toSERVE** as THEIR JOB IS SUPPOSED TO BE, HUH? Their job is to buss tables, but not at the expense of the customer's time and also YOU DUMB IDIOT,*THE LONGER THE CUSTOMER IS THERE, THE LESS MONEY YOU MAKE YOU DUMB IDIOT SINCE WHEN THERE IS A WAIT FOR A TABLE, THAT TABLE IS OCCUPIED THEREFORE, the customers are there THAT MUCH LONGER DUMMY!"you are not the server's only table."So you would like your turn to be CUT IN FRONT OF BITCH so you are made to wait LAST?If other tables are more important,LET THEM TIP YOU BITCH AND YOU WON'T GET ANYTHING FROM US CUTTER UNCARING ASSHOLE FUCKING ASS BITCH! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, FUCK YOU if EVERYONE ELSE IS MORE IMPORTANT, FINE, YOUR TIP ISN'T BITCH! FUCK YOU!"The world does not revolve around you,"The world doesn't revolve around the server's tip, SAME SHIT BITCH! WHY THE FUCKING HELL SHOULD WE CARE YOU ONLY MAKE $2.13/HR IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT US AND OUR TIME BITCH, HUH?The world doesn't care if you make a tip. You got that 1-sided SELFISH UNCARING BITCH! YOU ARE ONLY THINKING OF YOURSELF. Other tables don't matter if it's that person's turn you bitch. YOU MUST LOVE WHEN PEOPLE CUT IN FRONT OF YOUR TURN, DON'T YA??How would you like it if you had to be somewhere you just asked for your check to leave and then your server goes to 4 other tables and even gets their needs, now you waited 10 minutes to get your check, then instead of ringing you up, goes to 3 other tables, so it takes 15-20 minutes to leave. You know you wouldn't like someone to cut in front of your turn, WHY would you do that to someone else because you areTO DO THE JOB THE WAY IT'S* FUCKING CUTTER ASSHOLE UNFAIR BITCH! FUCK YOU, I HOPE YOU GET CUT IN FRONT OF!"but then again with the tons of ranch, mayo, and shit food you eat I am sure you are a large women, thats why you are under the impression the world does revolve around you."NO, I am not even 100lbs even. This morning, LITERALLY a little after 94 and a half pounds. I am 5'0" tall. I am not a large woman. I am small. I diet every week you FUCKING STUPID MORON IDIOT!

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:22:26 PM No. 225165 >>225150



You do realize crash diets like that wreck your metabolism?



You say you are 94 pounds and 5'0, but I am calling bullshit. I bet you are a heifer. You do realize crash diets like that wreck your metabolism?You say you are 94 pounds and 5'0, but I am calling bullshit. I bet you are a heifer.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:23:57 PM No. 225166 >>224908

>>225150

if those two sides of ranch are in addition to the one you normally get with the salad, that's legitimately 480 calories of ranch. you ate 500 calories of ranch dressing. if those two sides of ranch are in addition to the one you normally get with the salad, that's legitimately 480 calories of ranch. you ate 500 calories of ranch dressing.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:26:57 PM No. 225169 File: 1483223217186.jpg (31.39 KB, 336x506, muhranch.jpg) >>225164

Calm down and take your medication. Calm down and take your medication.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:27:00 PM No. 225171 >>225164

You really can't complain about people being "lazy as fuck" when they're busting their ass at slave-like wages to feed you, who has stated that you're too lazy to cook your own meals. If I still worked in food service, I would have spit in your food. You really can't complain about people being "lazy as fuck" when they're busting their ass at slave-like wages to feed you, who has stated that you're too lazy to cook your own meals. If I still worked in food service, I would have spit in your food.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:29:10 PM No. 225174 >>225164

You are clearly mentally ill. I was taught not to laugh at retards but you're making it hard. You are clearly mentally ill. I was taught not to laugh at retards but you're making it hard.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:30:30 PM No. 225175 "Your diet is absolutely retarded."



It's not, is MUCH EASIER THAN trying to exercise for hours only to burn a tiny bit off. It takes an entire hour to burn 140 calories( a coke). Can you imagine trying to burn off 3,000 or more calories? You can put more in than you can do in one day. That's why it's soooooooooooooo much easier to just be close to starve than to do anything else. I have never thrown up my food since I would rather be fat than to do that, just because it's disgusting and it's much worse on your body. It makes your esophagus, makes you feel icky, and messes with your teeth as well as potassium levels. It's much worse and unhealthy even more so to be bulimic. I never have made myself throw up, because it's just soooooooooooooo much similar just to eat low calories. IT WORKS, I am LIVING PROOF! I'd rather not have to exercise for hours in a gym which during the work week I don't have lots of time for that when I have once a week to vacuum, go to the grocery store, etc. I have exercise in other ways that's not "working out" at a gym. I hate lifting weights. I do love dancing, but I don't always have the time as I have laundry and ironing at least twice during the work week and every 2 weeks dishes and dusting. I also have some exercise at my job as well.





I just wouldn't want to do the gym type of thing even if I did have time. I find exercise when I rode my bike some for some hours, I was hungry and ate MORE. Exercise makes you hungry and DEFEATS THE PURPOSE of it.



It's soooo much easier just to not eat a lot.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:31:39 PM No. 225176 >>225066

Can we do a kickstarter to send Springs to a Michelin star restaurant? I want to read her write up of trying to eat real food and then throwing a tantrum when they won't give her 10 sides of ranch with her dish. Can we do a kickstarter to send Springs to a Michelin star restaurant? I want to read her write up of trying to eat real food and then throwing a tantrum when they won't give her 10 sides of ranch with her dish.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:31:46 PM No. 225177 Even Springs is an ana-chan. Are most women anorexic these days? She sounds hangrier than Ashley Isaacs.



Springs, is your name Becky?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:32:15 PM No. 225178 >>225175

"hardcore restricting and binging is bad for you"

what about that did you not understand? there's such a thing as a healthy way to diet, and making up for lost calories in ranch dressing isn't the way "hardcore restricting and binging is bad for you"what about that did you not understand? there's such a thing as a healthy way to diet, and making up for lost calories in ranch dressing isn't the way

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:32:34 PM No. 225179 >>225176

I'd pitch in. I'd pitch in.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:33:15 PM No. 225180 >>225175

Lol so drinking ranch and only vacuuming once a week huh.

So she's definitely an obese midwestern with a 'I demand to speak with the manager' haircut orrrr? Lol so drinking ranch and only vacuuming once a week huh.So she's definitely an obese midwestern with a 'I demand to speak with the manager' haircut orrrr?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:33:17 PM No. 225181 >>225177



No way I have a feeling she is pretend ana-chan. No way I have a feeling she is pretend ana-chan.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:34:09 PM No. 225182 >>225176

pick any place that's strictly prix fixe, the lack of ability to modify her dish will implode her. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FRENCH LAUNDRY DOESN'T CARRY RANCH REEEEEEEEEEE pick any place that's strictly prix fixe, the lack of ability to modify her dish will implode her. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FRENCH LAUNDRY DOESN'T CARRY RANCH REEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:34:28 PM No. 225183 >>225175

And now we get to the root of the problem.



You are a classic example of the impatient, selfish, entitled American that will kick and scream to get your way NOW NOW NOW instead of having the patience and courtesy to understand the position others are in. Everything is about serving YOU. Everything is about YOUR needs, YOUR time waiting, YOUR constant demands. Instead of actually putting any sort of effort into bettering yourself or the world around you, you go for the easiest route possible (starving yourself instead of actually exercising) and shift the blame of anything onto the people around you. You'll spend hours complaining about people on the internet, but are blind to the fact that you're a class A hypocrite and selfish bitch yourself. People like you are why servers hate working in the food industry. And now we get to the root of the problem.You are a classic example of the impatient, selfish, entitled American that will kick and scream to get your way NOW NOW NOW instead of having the patience and courtesy to understand the position others are in. Everything is about serving YOU. Everything is about YOUR needs, YOUR time waiting, YOUR constant demands. Instead of actually putting any sort of effort into bettering yourself or the world around you, you go for the easiest route possible (starving yourself instead of actually exercising) and shift the blame of anything onto the people around you. You'll spend hours complaining about people on the internet, but are blind to the fact that you're a class A hypocrite and selfish bitch yourself. People like you are why servers hate working in the food industry.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:34:29 PM No. 225184 "You do realize crash diets like that wreck your metabolism?



You say you are 94 pounds and 5'0, but I am calling bullshit. I bet you are a heifer."



But I am not on a "crash diet" since I am not losing weight to keep it off STUPID DUMB IDIOT MORON**. I am *DIETING TO MAINTAIN MY WEIGHT YOU FUCKING IDIOT.



I am losing the SAME WEIGHT I GAIN EVERY WEEK IDIOT**. I am not dieting to lose weight as if I would be on a regular diet such as let's say someone is 150 pounds and they lose 40 pounds, then I can see you saying this if they went back to eating normally as they did at the 150 weight they were. That's NOT what I am doing IDIOT.



I am losing the weight BEFORE I gain it, then GAIN IT, THEN LOSE IT.



So I never get fat this way DUMMY! It's an EVERY SINGLE WEEK BATTLE THAT NEVER, EVER ENDS unlike people that are on a diet for a few months or a year and then get off a diet, that's not me, for me it's a diet for every day until I DIE DUMMY.



YOU ARE A DUMB IDIOT!

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:35:13 PM No. 225185 >>225165

Sage for off topic but the metabolism destruction is a myth. It's not a machine that can break fam.



Can this not turn into yet another ana-chan vs. ignorant fatties thread? Sage for off topic but the metabolism destruction is a myth. It's not a machine that can break fam.Can this not turn into yet another ana-chan vs. ignorant fatties thread?

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:35:22 PM No. 225186 >>225184

tl;dr IT'S NOT CRASH DIETING IF IM IN A CONSTANT NOSEDIVE tl;dr IT'S NOT CRASH DIETING IF IM IN A CONSTANT NOSEDIVE

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:35:53 PM No. 225187 >>225175

>dishes every 2 weeks

absolutely disgusting absolutely disgusting

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:38:12 PM No. 225188 >>225187

I mean her house sounds like pigs would be offended by the dirt but I can understand only doing dishes every two weeks since she's unable to get her mobility scooter into the ranch-pantry anymore. I mean her house sounds like pigs would be offended by the dirt but I can understand only doing dishes every two weeks since she's unable to get her mobility scooter into the ranch-pantry anymore.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:39:05 PM No. 225189 >>225182

I would legit chip in to make this happen I would legit chip in to make this happen

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:44:11 PM No. 225198 >>225050



I hope you enjoy waiter's and Cook's bodily fluids in your food.

I guarantee you've swallowed some extra special flavorings; so I'm just offering advice

>Cook your own food, lazy autist. I hope you enjoy waiter's and Cook's bodily fluids in your food.I guarantee you've swallowed some extra special flavorings; so I'm just offering advice

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:44:27 PM No. 225200 >>225184

Y u so mad Ana-chan Y u so mad Ana-chan

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:46:34 PM No. 225202 >>225184

>EVERY SINGLE WEEK BATTLE THAT NEVER, EVER ENDS

That's a shit attitude to have about food. Jesus. You are disordered. That's a shit attitude to have about food. Jesus. You are disordered.

Anonymous 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:48:40 PM No. 225204 >mysterious woman



I think we've solved the mystery.



Springs is a 39-year-old autistic, anorexic American who suffers from delusions of grandeur, unwarranted self-importance, special-snowflake syndrome and a crippling ranch dressing addiction.

Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:55:21 PM No. 225213 You really can't complain about people being "lazy as fuck" when they're busting their ass at slave-like wages to feed you, who has stated that you're too lazy to cook your own meals. If I still worked in food service, I would have spit in your food."



Servers that don't try their best:



1. At times even not write your order down.



2. Not write ALL request down(refills, bags, box, etc.)



3. Not compare their written orders or tickets/computer screen orders to the food for obvious errors.



4. Not compare the menu prices to the check prices to make sure the customers aren't overcharged.



5. Not verify the amount they are even charging you(has happened a few times where the server hands us the wrong amount charged on the credit card along with the check that has the correct amount).



6. Some don't go in the order in which request came in because they are too lazy to do so(like make 2 trips to bring soft drinks and then when the bar drinks is ready make another trip for that is what they should do, but some don't).



7. I have had 5 servers tell me "You might have to remind me" because they were too lazy to write my order down and reread their written order.



8. Auction off drinks(I just recently had a waitress do this to just me and my husband, seriously, TWO PEOPLE she was too lazy to get her written order out). Not my job to tell you what I had once you left the table. LAZY, LAZY, LAZY that is. You should know I had dr. pepper for example. I shouldn’t have to tell you again and again.



9. A lot of servers don’t go put in the order after getting it if they are double or triple sat making the 1st table wait 5-10 extra minutes for their food because they are TOO LAZY to make extra trips to the computer.



10. Asking if you want change. If you don't do the full job, you shouldn't receive the full 20% or more pay. It's just LAZY to ask for your tip. You EARN it by doing PHYSICAL LABOR by going to get the change.



I 100% TOTALLY DISAGREE that most servers work their asses off. I would say in general, most servers try to do the LEAST for their money.



A good example, I recently had a waitress I could tell from when she took our entrée orders when I asked her nicely if she could write our orders down. I shouldn't have to ask my server this. There's no one that is perfect in this world, so no one should rely solely on their memory alone if they don't have to. Well, she did end up writing the order down. So towards the end I would have asked for a box, she just brings the check and almost leaves. That pissed me off some hugely, because I had LOTS of things to ask for. First off, I was going to get some gift cards added to our check, so she had to redo the check. Also, if I would have had a coupon, she would have had to redo the check as well. Anyway, so she almost leaves I ask for a box, a bag, tops for the condiments, and refills to-go. She comes back with freakin EMPTY CUPS and a small box that you could maybe fit a couple of rolls in at most, not 3 or 4 condiment containers plus some cheese fries I had left. Common sense should have told her to bring a big box or tell me they had 2 different sizes, then should have asked which one I wanted. So when she came to bring the cups I was really pissed at her for basically bailey on us with thinking just bringing the check without asking permission. First off, it's OUR TIP MONEY, OUR DECISIONS on EVERY SINGLE THING. Secondly, I added $50 for the gift cards onto the check. So I basically said just like this "That's not what I asked for." I asked for "REFILLS" to-go, NOT cups. She was SO LAZY she wouldn't have even OFFERED us new ones. LIKE DUH, unless a person just got a refill, WHY would they not want a new one? Also, who wants to pour their own drink and have a chance to spill it if they could just get a fresh one? Plus, when you get a refill on a prescription at a pharmacy, you don't get an EMPTY container when you ask for a "REFILL", DO YOU? She was SO LAZY to not want to do almost ANYTHING for her tip. I believe we tipped 7%(not obviously on the gift cards since you tip on that when you actually use them). My husband and I have tipped 25%-30% before, but this was just LAZY, LAZY, LAZY service. You don't just give us the check when I have food still here and NOT EVEN OFFER me a box. WTH?? That's LAZY.



So do you understand that A LOT of servers are LIKE THIS uncaring bitch? She didn't want to do the AMOUNT OF WORK* for her tip. She wanted to just take the orders, bring them and that's it. She didn't want to do the FULL JOB. She also was wrong. She brought the check and didn't ask if we wanted dessert or anything else added to it, so she made herself have MORE WORK because of her assumptions due to her being inconsiderate and very lazy. I knew from the very start once we gave our entrée orders that it wasn't a good sign I had to ask her to write our orders down. This waitress was just LAZY. Also, she was too lazy to write down the list I said: Tops for condiments, box, bag, (gift cards), and refills to-go. What bugs me the most out of everything is the cups, because to give us cups when I asked for *REFILLS" which are DRINKS, it's NOT CUPS. The fact that no one in their right mind wants a cup if they can have a new one unless they are in such a hurry that they can't wait a minute longer to leave or if maybe it's iced tea and they sweetened it just right, but otherwise, most people want new ones. Oh yeah, my husband went to bring the food to the car before we left and she had the GALL to ask if my husband still wanted his. I mean really. If we didn't want it, WHY would we have asked for it. She REALLY wanted to get out of doing work.



I find I have MORE servers like the one I just spoke about than ones that are hard, caring workers that actually do work their asses off. There are SOME servers that do work their asses off, but they are very hard to find these days. Most don't write things down and then have no way of trying to get it right. I am talking about refills, bar drink orders, 1st drink orders, things like boxes, bags, etc. I cannot count the number of times servers forget bags, boxes, etc. due to being TOO LAZY to WRITE DOWN A LIST.



So NO, you are VERY WRONG that most of them work their asses off. Stef319 is right, you are wrong. I am not saying there aren't any, because there are plenty of workers that are VERY HARD WORKERS out there, but it's just RARE these days it seems.



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Springs1 12/31/16 (Sat) 10:56:03 PM No. 225214



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Auctioning off drinks when it's only 2 people, WTH is going on with that??? These servers WROTE our drink orders down(I can think of 2 not to that long ago) and they were TOO LAZY to get their pad out to find out 