Three claims were made about the lunar landings.



1 - We never went to the moon, but hoaxed the whole thing. This is believed by guys without the "right stuff" (beer-bellies, balding, smoke cigars, drink whiskey)

2 - We went but stopped-because we were warned off by -THEM !

3 - We are still going to the moon secretly, to dump bums, hoboes, and other undesirables... who caused too much trouble and use them as slave labor & then leave them to die. If somebody disappeared, he was dumped on the moon !