6-0. That’s the scoreline in World Cup matches. How are Pakistanis coping with this? In these 10 ways:

1. Stopping polio vaccination

2. Bursting unused crackers to destroy girls’ schools

3. Test-launching another useless missile

4. Following Hafiz Saeed on yet another long march to Islamabad

5. Trending random India-hating hashtags

6. Burning Indian, American and Israeli flags

7. Scratching

8. Launching another civil disobedience movement with Imran Khan against Snickometers

9. Throwing stones at Akmal family’s house