Just stuff from the life & mind of D. Randall Blythe.



Here's a few things you should know about about me:

1. I'm 40 years old as of 2/21/2011.

2. I'm happily married to an awesome woman.

3. Sometimes I live Richmond, VA. Sometimes I live all

over the globe. I ALWAYS reside in Randonesia.

4. I really like: books, hunting & fishing, skateboarding,

punk fucking rock (the music & the way of life- true

til DEATH!), comic books, guns, knives

whips (basically any sort of killing weapon), good coffee, & non-alcoholic St. Pauili Girl or Becks

beers.

5. I am a sober alcoholic. I don't drink or drug anymore

because it was killing me. Everybody else, by all

means, PLEASE- have a drink on me.

6. I sing for a metal band called lamb of god.

7. I say exactly what I want, when I want to. If you don't

like it, don't read this blog. I don't care if I hurt your

feelings- I speak what only what I regard as the truth,

and nothing else.

8. I tend to disregard conventional grammar & spelling

at times, not because I am ignorant in such matters,

but because this a fucking blog, not my attempt to

win the Pulitzer. When I get paid to write, I let editors

fix the details. Here, I try not to worry about it much.

9. I do not tolerate racism, religious intolerance, homo-

phobia, dogmatic political posturing, sexism, class

restrictions, or just general idiocy/assholeness from

ANYONE, OF ANY SEX, CREED, OR COLOR, nor should

you. That being said, I am definitely not politically

correct, so if it's a joke- get over yourself.

10. I do not give a fuck.

11. I am actually a nice, warm-hearted, generous,

articulate Southern Male with impeccable manners. If

ya see me on the street, come say hello!

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