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AREA 187 - SECRET MOTION TEST INSTALLATION

ATTENTION - You have reached a top secret beta test UFO research facility. Use of alien abduction force is authorized. Restricted area. It is unlawful to enter this area without permission from the UFO captain. All unauthorized personnel must vacate these premises and prepare for teleportation to Alpha Centari or Beta Ceti under section 187-1337b of Sol 5733. All accesses are logged in all five dimensions.

SPECIAL PERMIT AUTHORIZED TO BIPEDAL HUMANOIDS AT NVIDIA