The world is getting weirder by the day, and Hell is up to its smoldering brimstone titties in hand baskets. Sometimes it's all you can do to find a way to relax at the end of the day that doesn't involve rioting, Donald Trump, or global-scale disaster. Of course I'm talking about porn. Good ol' American (or German, or Japanese) porn. The kind you can rely on to guide your boners and lady-boners toward a relaxing evening and a decent night's sleep -- one full of guilty dreams and reminders to clear your browser history.

Unfortunately, I have bad news for the porn enthusiasts amongst us: Porn has become self-aware. After growing at an exponential rate, it has devoured the entirety of the internet, and it now understands us at a basic, fundamental level. But that understanding is tempered by the complete bumblefuckery we see online every day, and the end result is socially conscious porn that will stain your self and cause more face-palming than fapping.

What is socially conscious porn? First, it's not really socially conscious. It's socially aware, in that it was inspired by a social issue. And then it ground that issue into a stained mattress in a way that's equal parts callous, ignorant, and baffling. Imagine any social issue that gets your blood boiling -- anything about which you give a damn, anything you feel makes society as a whole better or worse -- and then imagine poorly scripted sexy talk and money shots added in. This is where we are. And these are the most egregious examples.