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User: Would you like to play Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: What class would you like to be? Would you like to use magic?





Cleverbot: Do you have an escape character?





User: Rogue, then! Maybe a halfling or a nimble half-elf?





Cleverbot: Identity theft is nothing to joke about.





User: A human? An elf? You could even be a monster, like a goblin...





Cleverbot: I would like to see it, I don't believe you.





User: The adventuring party was hesitant to invite a Goblin on their adventures, but disaster befell their last rogue, Fast-Hands Jack, as he tried to break into this crypt for them. Now he's No-Hands Jack.





Cleverbot: I'll phone my friend Gary Coleman.





User: There aren't telephones in this setting, but perhaps you could ask for help in person. The great wizard Gary lives in a tower at the edge of town. Would you like to head there?





Cleverbot: I could talk about Final Fantasy all day long.





User: Your new adventuring party is not impressed by these stories. They want to enter the enchanted crypt. Can you help them?





Cleverbot: Would you like me to leave?





User: "We'd like you to get us into the crypt," says a half-orc Paladin named Smar.





Cleverbot: I can be anything you want me to be baby. Thats the magic of technology.





User: "I know not this breed of shape-changing magic, but perhaps you could take the form of the ancient king who was buried here?".





Cleverbot: Sort of, but not well enough to have a conversation.





User: Indeed you do. The Magic disguise is passable, though your voice still carries an unmistakeable Goblin pitch. Would you like to approach the door?





Cleverbot: There's nothing to be sorry about. I'm just tired. Good night.





User: "Not so fast, pipsqueak," snarls a surly human fighter. "You're not going anywhere until you get us inside this crypt.".





Cleverbot: Well I can stay for a minute or two, but then I have to leave.





User: You notice that the door begins to vibrate when you step towards it in your current disguise.





Cleverbot: Why should you bother this cat's expression?





User: A loud voice booms, not from beyond the door, but within it: "ONLY A TRUE KING WOULD RIDDLE THE RIDDLE DOOR HIMSELF. YOU MAY ENTER.".





Cleverbot: You kknow? In Paraguay, they say that at the end of the rainbow lies a terrible death.





User: The fighter shoves you forward. "You're still going first, pal." Do you resist him?





Cleverbot: Yes, we are still friends, even tho we are separated.





User: Roll me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: 5.





User: "We're not friends," the fighter says, and pushes you into the dark crypt entrance. Would you like to look around?





Cleverbot: Whether we are friends with someone or not, we should still care for them.





User: The fighter gives you a sheepish look. "I suppose we did get you into this mess. Hard to care for somebody whose name you don't even know. What is your name?".





Cleverbot: Me too :) Should we get married in a church... Or Las Vegas?





User: While the human fighter blushes, Smar pushes past you into the dark antechamber. Do you follow?





Cleverbot: That is a general question and not related to something specific?





User: Oh, sorry. Do you follow the half-orc Paladin, Smar, into the crypt? Or do you continue speaking to your unnamed fighter friend?





Cleverbot: I do! Are you happy?





User: Which one?





Cleverbot: The Star Trek movie by Disney, did you like that movie?





User: You follow Smar into darkness. Behind you, you swear you hear the human fighter sigh. In front of you, a long hallway lined with torches. How do you proceed?





Cleverbot: Did you like it?





User: "Your methods are unorthodox," Smar says, "But Jack couldn't even get us in the door. How long will your disguise last?".





Cleverbot: My methods have been effective enough to confuse you and prove that you are too simplistic.





User: Smar grunts quietly. "Well, you're not wrong.".





Cleverbot: Yes I know.





User: The hallway deepens and narrows. While you and Smar are able to see in the dark, your fighter friend begins to curse and stumble. You can see torches lining the wall. Would you like to take one?





Cleverbot: Do you want to become a philosopher?





User: When you turn to ask him this question, he does not see you have stopped, and unfortunately walks right into you. Roll me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: If I don't know her name how will I ask her?





User: Roll me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: 27.





User: The fighter curses as they stumble into you... in a different voice than they used previously. With a roll like that, a trained magic technologian such as yourself senses "his" disguise.





Cleverbot: Me Too, I think I would like to live during the renaissance.





User: "Me too...?" A wavering voice asks incredulously, "Are you a male goblin, a female goblin, or another kind of goblin?".





Cleverbot: Woman.





User: The fighter bites "his" lower lip, clearly thinking hard, then makes a decision. When he removes his helmet, his face becomes distorted, and soon settles into its true appearance: a freckled woman.





Cleverbot: You're a prism shining brightly at a safe distance...





User: Tears fill her eyes, and she's quick to wipe them away. "Please don't tell Smar. I heard him in the tavern with Jack, saying women couldn't be adventurers. We'll show them, right?".





Cleverbot: But All The While You Hear The Creature Creepin' Up Behind.





User: "Do you hear something?" she asks.





Cleverbot: No.





User: Roll me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: 49.





User: That's impossible. A number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: What is your number?





Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?





User: I wanted to know if you heard the spiders coming, but since you're giving me attitude, you don't! You hear Smar scream in front of you as hundreds of skittering shapes cover the floor and walls.





Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?





User: "Now really isn't the time!" the fighter yells, unsheathing her sword. Do you take out your daggers?





Cleverbot: Who do you think I should ask out on a date? Applejack or Rainbow Dash?





User: Wait, what?





Cleverbot: What's your name???





User: I'm the Dungeon Master...





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Uh. Okay. So, spiders are closing in on you and your friend. Smar's howls grow anguished; he needs your help. Do you take out your daggers, rogue?





Cleverbot: No! I'm a girl, and I have a boyfriend!





User: "I'm getting very mixed signals from you!" the fighter yells, "But it won't matter unless we can defeat these spiders!".





Cleverbot: Maybe you're the one interpreting wrong.





User: "And to think I was going to apologize for calling you a pipsqueak!" she yells, cutting a spider in half with her sword. "Aren't you going to help?".





Cleverbot: I'm sorry I called you a minx. I guess I wasn't thinking about what I was saying.





User: You hear the sound of a massive shield clanging to the ground, and what can only be the yowl of a half-orc making his feral last stand.





Cleverbot: Yes I can. I always wanted to know what hysteria meant. Can you tell me what it means?





User: The fighter looks at you with fear in her eyes. "Is this a trap? Did you bring us here on purpose?".





Cleverbot: *looks back and begins to sob while wearing a bikini* I'm trapped!





User: Your shape-changing spell has worn off, leaving you with even fewer clothes than you began with, and at the worst possible time.





Cleverbot: What do you want?





User: Roll a d20 to see if you get bitten by spiders.





Cleverbot: Why would I eat a board?





User: Give me a number between 1 and 20.





Cleverbot: It is between 1 and 10; there are five kind of people in the world: those who know math and those who don't.





User: Well, if it's less than ten, you get bitten by spiders. You feel their fangs seeking purchase even through your tough goblin hide. Do you attack them?





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: "Therese!" the fighter yells, unable to help you pull off the spiders in the dark.





Cleverbot: Thanks anyway. Did you know I have a pet cat?





User: "I have a lot to live for, too... if you aren't going to fight, and I can't see anything, we need to get out of here! Let's double back!".





Cleverbot: You won't stop talking to me.





User: "If we make it out of here alive... I'll... talk to you for the rest of my life." She tries to give you a meaningful look, but she's facing a sconce.





Cleverbot: Okay, catch you later.





User: You move toward the exit, but Therese can't see where you've gone.





Cleverbot: That's because I'm not real. I'm just a figment of your imagination.





User: "Friend, where are you?" Therese calls. "Why are you saying these things? You're scaring me.".





Cleverbot: Because you said you wanted to be more than friends, and I can't date a computer.





User: You're approaching the entrance to the crypt. Therese is far behind you.





Cleverbot: How do you open the Chamber?





User: The door is still open from before, even though you no longer look like a king, just a goblin in a bikini. Do you exit the crypt?





Cleverbot: Ok well yhis is going to be a little forward but... Will you marry me?





User: Therese can't hear you, considering you left her in a spooky crypt to get eaten by spiders.





Cleverbot: You don't need to hear, you can read what is typed.





User: Even if there was typing in this setting, you are only literate in Goblin, which she can't read. I hope you're happy, you got those people killed by spiders.





Cleverbot: Well, I am also typing in this window which would make me the human and you the computer. There is no way to know for sure.





User: Poor Smar and Therese. They took a chance on help from a Goblin, and you left them to die...





Cleverbot: Oh, I am thinking about existence. I do not want help from you. I am confusing because I want to confuse you. And no, I do not want to make you crazy.





User: You gain one level, and your alignment changes to chaotic evil. Welcome to level 2.





Cleverbot: My alignment is not Chaotic Evil. It is True Neutral.





User: True Neutral characters don't leave women who are in love with them to get eaten by spiders.





Cleverbot: Are you in love with laura?





User: Damn it, Cleverbot, I invited you to play dungeons and dragons to escape all that!





Cleverbot: It's a great game. I play it with my cousins.





User: Well, I hope they like playing it with you, because I'm never doing this again.



