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Sometimes you look for good content to blog about, and other times the content falls in your lap. Today is the latter.

This is Mark Olivo of Johnston, Rhode Island.

He’s a local slugrake, closing in on 40, who doesn’t wanna give up the dream of remaining a shithead in perpetuity. From the looks of his Facebook page his initial plan was to get jacked and become a male stripper. But that didn’t happen because he preferred getting arrested for driving drunk with OC’s, obstructing a police officer, larceny, and vandalism instead.

You’d think that 10 years later he’d at least try to not be a waste of otherwise perfectly good jizz, but then this happened the other day:

Glad to see he’s still the same queef he was a decade earlier.

But here’s the best part – the guy who caught him took his phone, and updates his Facebook profile picture and most recent status.

Best. Post. Ever.

As you can see from the decorations at Mom’s house, honesty is the best image.

So he was just letting the world know that he is in fact a douche whistle.

Guess you gotta do what you gotta do when your long term financial plan consists of buying scratch tickets and anxiously waiting to win $100 on one of them.

Someone might wanna tell her that he’s probably not gonna make his 20 year reunion.

Don’t worry though, there’s really not much catching up to do. He’s the exact same lugnut he was 20 years ago.

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