You ever watch a video that makes you question humanity in a way you never thought was possible? A video that makes you want to both throw up AND crawl into a hole of no return, at the same time? This video is the perfect combination of disgust, discomfort, and complete repulsion.

Whether or not this guy was trolling is irrelevant. The video is too real and the message was delivered in such a way that when my poor, innocent Juno driver heard the ramblings of this pervert coming from my phone, he turned around and gave me a stern look of judgement that said “I’m about to one star the hell out of you.”

I don’t blame him. I should’ve put my headphones on. But I didn’t know what was coming. I didn’t know I would be subjecting my driver to the sounds of…

“How about this, let’s make a deal: if my song makes you wet, and it soaks through your pants, I get a kiss on the cheek.”

This NSYNC-wannabe is the same guy who goes up to women in bars with a “say girl, can I buy your sexy lookin’ ass a drink?” Of course when the woman politely declines “no thanks, I already have a drink,” he’s the guy who gets that crinkle in between his eyebrows, looks her straight in the eyes, and throws out a misguided/aggressive, “WELL FUCK YOU THEN!”

Yup. I’d sooner fuck myself than this dude. 1000 out of 1000 times.

(P.S. Here’s a tip, maybe make your bed before you attempt to lure ladies into it, fella.)