It’s transfer deadline day! Woooh! Have you got your yellow tie on in tribute? Yes? Well then take it off and go take a long, hard look at yourself and the life choices that led you to be here. January transfer window closes in It promises to be a very dull day on Merseyside, with not even the most rabidly optimistic Liverpool fan expecting anything at all to happen. Alex Teixeira, Alvaro Morata and Joel Matip are staying put until the summer. And for the next 17 hours, we’ll be telling you that as it happens! Do send over any thoughts, jokes or frivolous wishes you may have. Preferably Liverpool-related ones, but I’ll take what I can get. It’s dan.lucas86@gmail.com if you want to email or @DanLucas86 if you want to tweet. Let’s do this, then.