(In honor of the upcoming Rally to Restore Sanity/March to Keep Fear Alive I shall deliver all the news this weekend twice: First the sane way, and then the fear way. It's the weekend, I get to do stuff like this (I hope... please don't fire me).

Sane: The zombie mode in CoD: World at War was very popular, and so people have been wondering if the walking dead would be returning in Treyarch's next outing with the series, Call of Duty: Black Ops. While it had previously been hinted that we would be getting zombie maps, thanks to a few tweets and a strategy guide listing it's almost guaranteed now.

Not only did Treyarch community boss Josh Olin hint over Twitter last night that "'If Zombies have anything to do with our top-secret Co-Op mode, then it's a safe bet there will be a trailer for it eventually...," but we now having a listing for the Brady Games official Black Ops strategy Guide also lists "Co-Op and Nazi Zombie Coverage" as one of the things it covers.

Fear: The war glorifying game series, which trains our children to become murderers and bad people, Call of Duty is now set to once again teach our children evil ways by prominently displaying the voodoo art of zombification as a form of entertainment. Do they know no shame? One game featuring zombies was not enough for their pagan ways and sick ideas? Why isn't someone regulating this filth so parents can keep their children safe?

