Original Air date: April 15th, 2019

Caption: The usual nonsense. Then a very important question for you. Scoopmail and animal fact jock Vs nerd.

Running time: 1:52 (112 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Jacob is on his third glass of scotch and starts off re-telling the story of bees living in a person's tearducts.

Matt tells a bee story about dark-chocolate covered honeycomb at a restaurant. He veers into why he doesn't do card tricks because of the amount of practice required. Neither does Matt dislike performing in characters

The Production Meeting jingle is played. Paul has been reccommended that he become a hypnotist because of his patter.

Matt eventually gets back around to the dark chocolate-covered honeycomb at Sprouts which is between Trader Joe's and Whole Foods. A Cracked-out person was eating the dark chocolate-covered honeycombs right out of the bin when Matt was trying to get these treats.

Jacob was approached about a person trying to get him to sign a petition about late-term abortions.

Paul tells a story where Anne called him and said goodbye because she inhaled some dryer lint and is going to now pass away.

Paul gives his review of the Falling Water house after the Pittsburgh Churn Out and how the toilet was specially designed to be shorter. Paul has the opposite problem and he needs bracing to lift himself off of the toilet.

The Production Meeting jingle is played for the hosts to talk about joining podcast networks. The Hosts are considering joining a new Podcast Network associated with someone that the hosts know. They would like feedback on this from the listeners. Paul suggest sending "Growth is Necessary" to email and social media to support the move.

Jacob talks about attempting to hire some gardening. Paul guessed that $8000 dollars was the quote. The quote was actually $1000 and Paul tried to claim he was closer than Matt's guess of $325. The Kentucky Math jingle is played.

Scoopmail Edit

A physical scoop mail is sent to Matt that is peppermint eyedrops provided by Billy Gibbons.

The handsome bald guy was very happy about his experience at the Pittsburgh improv class.

The juggler scoop sends a physical scoop mail of some books of the Last Airship.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosion theme is played.

Sarah Boyle sends in a Jock vs Nerd with animal facts.

Characters and Bits Edit