To brighten your evening, The Beaverton brings you… (excerpt):

WASHINGTON DC — A bombshell memo written by the House Intelligence Chair alleges the FBI opened an investigation into Trump Campaign officials based solely on the fact they done an absurd amount of illegal things.

“This is an outrage,” said Congressman Devin Nunes, author of the memo. “Just because the Trump Campaign sought, at every juncture, to solicit and hire amoral professional criminals, that does not give the Justice Department the right to investigate them.”