Experts Claim That Only Rational Explanation For ‘Stupid Fucking Tariff-Man’ Tweets Is To Cover Up For The Flynn Shit Show That’s About To Unfold

New York (The Plebian): After a twitter rant about tariffs early Tuesday, experts are debating whether any possible rational exists for the tweets. Frank Bjornson, a policy wonk from the University of American Samoa, claimed that the tweets were, “stupid as shit.” He went on to say, “the only possible logical explanation is that he’s trying to cover up the Flynn shit show that’s expected to unfold today.”

We asked aides at the White House what the plan was and off the record they told us that, “there is no fucking plan.”