Uranium Ore

3.0 out of 5 stars Great Product, Poor Packaging

By Patrick J. McGovern on May 14, 2009

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

4.0 out of 5 stars Great for ICBMs

By Glencastle on March 24, 2017

Hi, I am actually Kim Jong-un from North Korea. I stealthily bought these 1000 at a time and now I’m going to lay waste to America.

5.0 out of 5 stars I left this product next to my pet lizard, …

By Lawrence Gonzalez on August 23, 2014

I left this product next to my pet lizard, unfortunately now he’s 350ft tall now and is currently destroying Tokyo, Japan.

1.0 out of 5 stars Read description carefully!

By Brett on January 25, 2014

This is NOT, repeat, NOT a woman from the Ukraine. Very disappointed but can only blame myself. Please read description when sober.

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect rose food!

By died-waiting-for-light-to-change on August 23, 2014

Mixed this in with rose fertilizer and have blooms nearly one foot in diameter! Drawback is I can’t cut them as they growl at me whenever I get near them with the scissors…and they’ve eaten several small birds and a stray kitten…

5.0 out of 5 stars who steals my lunch

By Adil Yitiz on August 22, 2014

Relabeled it liverwurst and left it in the break room fridge. Of course it was gone the next day. Turned of the lights in our office and as expected, Peter from accounting was the only one glowing in the dark. No wonder he never brought lunch to work.

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