Five days ago, Hurricane Maria made landfall in Puerto Rico as a Category 4 storm, completely destroying the island's already-strained power grid and making communication to, from, and within the island nearly impossible. Tens of thousands of people live in the shadow of a massive dam on the verge of failing, and authorities aren't sure they can reach all of them in time to evacuate. As you read this sentence, residents are grappling with the prospect of going without electricity for four to six months. And today, a senior congressional aide told a HuffPo reporter that the White House is expected to send a disaster aid request to Congress on behalf of the hurricane-ravaged island and its residents—who are United States citizens—sometime in the first or second week of October. Hello, constituents! I hear your house is underwater and you don't have power. Please rest assured that we'll get to that very soon!

While this bona fide humanitarian crisis unfolded over the weekend, here is a list of subjects that Donald Trump discussed or tweeted about or otherwise weighed in on:

Fox News' shitty morning show

The 119th iteration of Zombie Trumpcare

(All numbers approximate.)

North Korea, a country with nuclear weapons and no fucks left to give

DotardGate: because "covfefe" wasn't stupid enough.

Hillary Clinton

Sure, why not.

Russia

At this point, I'm not even sure Donald Trump would concede that Russia is a place that exists.

The travel ban

Chad, North Korea, and Venezuela have been added to the list.

A Senate race in Alabama

He supports the incumbent. Probably.

A see-through border wall

I mean, as long as we're going to talk about an idiotic project that will never be built, we might as well make up some specs for it, too. And it will shoot lasers, and have secret invisible doors, and reach A MILE INTO THE SKY.

NFL rules changes designed to protect players from head injuries

Timely.

The size of the crowd at his rally on Friday

About which he still lied.

Stephen Curry and the Warriors' prospective invitation to the White House

"You can't break up with me, I broke up with YOU."

NFL pregame protests

Oh MAN, did he have opinions to share about NFL pregame protests.

He hates them, you see.

These objections backfired spectacularly on Sunday, so naturally, he tweeted through it.

A hockey team agreeing to visit the White House

Shocking.

NASCAR

Even more shocking.

Memes

Ah yes, here we have the President of the United States showcasing the shoddy Photoshop skills of a self-described "credited furniture designer."

The White House's physical appearance

"Meetings"!

Puerto Rico

Oh, right. Them.

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