After Jayne left Serenity he settled down and had a daughter in Canton. That being said, he always looked for opportunity. So when that strange blue box landed, the mudders called for their hero. He squared off with this wiry fellow. During their conversation all he could understand him say was "toboggans are cool." Figuring this to be a slight, Jayne laid him out. An attractive redhead was taken aback to which Jayne chuckled. He took this strangers screwdriver and entered the box to look for more loot. Unphased by the relative size difference, he quickly found a copy of star ship blueprints (to sell to the highest bidder) and an old book which involved firebombing (Jaynes kind of book). He then tossed the Galifreyan back into his box and told him to never come back. He kept the girl too, she seemed to have a strong constitution and would make a good mudder. The end.

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