Accidentally deleted an anonymous ask about which Ann is my Ultimate Fantasy Ann since we’ve been devoting so much time in the casts to @we-are-all-lady-women‘s Ultimate Fantasy Anne. So despite my idiot ass deleting the ask, I am compelled to answer:

OBVIOUSLY this is a trick question because there are TOO MANY Ultimate Fantasy Anns for any single one of them to be my favorite. See, for instance, a representative sample:

Greek Goddess Ann.

Little Spoon Ann.

Big Spoon Ann.

Unimpressed Ann.

Pensive Ann.

Proud Girlfriend Ann.

Undeterred Ann.

Gay Glow-up Ann.

And obviously:

THIRSTY Ann.

And Baby Top aka Power Bottom! Ann.

In conclusion, Ann Walker is a damn angel and we don’t deserve her.