At Weaselballs.com, we have a pretty niche business. We sell weasel balls, and that's all. We don't sell underwear, lawncare supplies or automatic weapons... anymore -- just a weasel and a ball, inextricably linked, forever and ever. The seasons will pass -- years may fly by, yet the weasel and ball relationship remains consistent. The weasel desires the ball, yet the ball is indifferent, maybe even a little bit distant. It flees. The weasel pursues. It is comedy and tragedy all rolled into one. Holy crap, this weasel loves this ball. The ball however, does not seem too fond of the weasel. What can be done? This weasel cannot get enough of this ball. Try to separate the weasel and the ball -- go ahead and try. It's not going to happen. Do you know why? The weasel's love for the ball is too strong. It transcends definition. That's why.



AA battery not included. Please allow 2-4 weeks for shipment of your Weasel Ball, though you will probably receive it much sooner. Weaselballs.com only ships domestically to the United States (and APOs). Read more below for some of the hundreds of thousands of reasons why you need a Weasel Ball RIGHT NOW. What is a Weasel Ball? A Weasel Ball is a battery operated motorized ball that darts around to and fro, all while a relentless weasel gives chase. Oh, the craziness. Watch the weasel desperately flip around, attempting to cling to the ball. It's like a Pepe LePew cartoon, except, it is a weasel and not a skunk. And the weasel is in love with a ball, not an unfortunately painted cat. And the weasel is silent (sans the ball motor), generally odorless and made in China. But besides all those things, it's pretty much exactly like a Pepe LePew cartoon.

(Note: Weasel Ball is not alive) Why Do I Need a Weasel Ball? Weasel Balls Make Great Gifts

Weasel balls are a gift you can give the whole family! Is there a better way to say "I love you" then with the gift of a weasel ball? No there is not. Cat Torture

Cats love the Weasel Ball. And by love, we mean hate. Most cats hate the Weasel Ball and want to attack, scratch, bite and kill it. Some cats are just deathly afraid of it. It's fun. If you let your cat have a little too much me-time with the weasel ball, it may get ruined. No worries though, because then you can just order another one. Or seven. Ruin all the weasels you want, we'll make more! And by "make" we mean "order from China." To Gain Popularity and Acceptance Among One's Peers

Bring it to a party. It will be a big hit. Then everybody will remember you as The Weasel Ball Guy. "Hey! It's The Weasel Ball Guy!" they'll say. "Can I have your phone number?" "Damn straight you can!" you'll respond. Unless you're a girl -- then you'd say "HEY! I'm not a guy, you stupid jerk!" Either way, you are now beloved, and you may thank the weasel. Bragging Rights

All your life you have wanted to order something from a website called WeaselBalls.com. That day has arrived. If you order more than one, you can tell everybody you know that you "bought some weasel balls off of the internet." The story alone is worth the purchase price several times over. If you so desire, we will write, at no cost to you "CAUTION: WEASEL BALLS INSIDE" on the outside of the box. We are completely 100% serious. Your mail carrier will think you are so awesome. If you desire to be less awesome, we can mask the fact that you just ordered something from a website called WeaselBalls.com. We will work with you to fulfill your Weasel Ball needs. They're Animal Friendly

The weasel fur is made of acrylic, a synthetic fabric that is not derived from an animal. If you're a vegan, or you just own a pair of birkenstocks -- have no qualms about ordering a Weasel Ball, for it is neither real nor edible. You should never ever attempt to eat the weasel. The previous sentence is a good general guideline on how to live your life. The Weasel Ball Teaches a Valuable Lesson

Never ever give up. Is this store some kind of joke? No! We are a 100% absolutely legitimate serious Weasel Ball Super Store. Order your Weasel Ball Now! We want your business! Come on! Order Now!