Ahh, the box! Thee it is, on my porch in all it's cardboardy glory! What could it be??? Well, only one way to find out! I rip it open, to find ANOTHER BOX!!! (I like opening boxes, so a double box was just incredible.) A small card is attached, with the little orange Amazon doohickey on it. I open the card, and it says "Happy Arbitrary Gift Day! May this gift help shape your passions!" I am still clueless... So I tear into the crisp, blue wrapping paper to find what treasure must be laying inside. As the paper falls away in a torrent of blue cat-toy strips, I see a wondrous site! A router table for my trusty Dremel! I have long wanted one of these, but the opportunity never arose for me to fit it into my budget, but now the house will be awash in fresh sawdust (much to my lady's chagrin, no doubt) as I make beautiful jointed boxes and such! I told you I like boxes! Thank you Arbitrary Day giftor. This gift is truly appreciated and I hope your giftor makes you as happy as this has made me.