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It's always Martial Marshal Marshall.

Completely legitimate end of the world scenarios

-Floor actually becomes lava. Couch no longer designated “base.”

-You flip that one light switch in your house that doesn’t seem to be connected to anything.

-March Madness becomes global pandemic; eradicates human race.

-Stoat takeover.

-Tacos become new currency; we eat all the new currency.

-Dad makes joke; we all die from embarrassment.

-Apps suddenly achieve sentience; we die in a shower of birds and candy and whimsical barbarians.

-World flushes all the toilets at once.

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