The “Big Game” is this Sunday (we literally aren’t supposed to say it due to copyright laws,) and we’re all waiting to see if the Rams can pull off the upset, or if Pretty Boy Brady can add another notch in his NFL bedpost. Some people watch the game for the commercials, because they’re obviously dead inside, and yet some watch for the Halftime Show, which this year will be helmed by “rock” group Maroon 5, known mostly as the vehicle for Adam Levine’s shrill falsetto and extreme vanity.

We figured that since we couldn’t care less about the game or the performers this year, we wanted to reflect back on some of the previous performers and list the ones who could step off the stage and fit in just as easily on a runway or onto the pages of our big brother GQ. So here goes, in no particular order, the people we’d like to see take the stage again.

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Pictured: Justin Timberlake, Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Lenny Kravitz, Prince, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, The Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney, U2, James Brown, Michael Jackson.