Women Praying Furiously In Western Art History

ok before we start this prayer

everyone remember

you hate god

you hate food

you hate everyone in this room

hello, God

bet you didn’t expect to hear from me again

did you, fucko

these sons of bitches will never pray in this town again

I have prayed for a bigger hat for the last time

perhaps something more persuasive than prayer is necessary

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our lobster

“you can’t go walking into town with us, you have to finish your prayers”

ill show them

ill show all of them

i pray that town fucking explodes

it’s just you and me, God

you and me and this hankie against the world

dear

uh

God

I thank Thee on this afternoon for

mm

beds

and such

Sincerely, etc

This isn’t a decorative quarterstaff, ladies

I suggest you get to praying

maybe now they’ll think twice before they ask me to lead matins again

i cant read this shit

this book isnt even facing me

slow down, heaven dove

I SAID

I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW

I’ll get you for this, God

It might take a while

but I’ll wait until you’ve forgotten about me and then BAM

bam

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