THE leaders of France, Germany and the UK have signed an official letter to Iran advising it ignores Trump because he is a twat.

Following Trump’s decision to unilaterally violate the 2015 nuclear agreement, the leaders have rushed to assure Iran’s Hassan Rouhani that the president is of no account due to being an utter wanker.

The letter read: “We offer our unequivocal assurances that Trump is, and has always been, an irredeemable dickhead with no idea how anything works.

“Please be aware that you could be running a nuclear enrichment programme in the room he was in and he would have no idea because he would be either watching himself on the news or one of those documentaries about police dogs.

“Our promise is that if you stick to the agreement the US will rejoin it within three years once the pretend billionaire has resigned because of corruption. Yours truly, the reasonably sane.”