Every year, I map out the Eagles' locker room, typically on the first day the media has locker room access. Some people like it. Others think it's dumb. If you're among the "it's dumb" crowd, you shouldn't have clicked on it. If you did, you hereby forfeit any and all criticisms of this post, seeing as you knew full well what you were clicking on.

Boom, lawyer'd.

Anyway, the 2016 seating chart may have revealed that the Eagles intended on selecting a quarterback in the draft. Literally a day later, they traded up to the No. 2 overall pick. This year's seating chart will provide no such insight. It's just a map of where everyone's locker is.

On the chart below, the players at the top of the chart are in the back of the locker room. View the chart below as if you're walking into the locker room from the bottom of the chart. At 53 man cutdowns, the middle rows will be removed and all 53 players (plus 10 practice squad guys) will fit in somewhere along the left or right walls.

Left wall "Rookie row" 1 "Rookie row" 2 Right wall Paul Worrilow Jason Peters Corey Nelson Isaac Seumalo Kamu Grugier-Hill Jason Kelce Jordan Hicks Brandon Brooks Nigel Bradham Lane Johnson Nate Gerry Lounge Joe Walker Lounge Mychal Kendricks Darrell Greene Donnel Pumphrey Aaron Evans Jordan Mailata Stefen Wisniewski Jay Ajayi Asantay Brown Matt Pryor Taylor Hart Wendell Smallwood Jon Toth Darren Sproles Chance Warmack Matt Jones Josh Adams Toby Weathersby Halapoulivaati Vaitai Corey Clement Adam Zaruba Ian Park Winston Craig Richard Rodgers Josh Perkins Aziz Shittu Elijah Qualls Zach Ertz Derek Barnett Markus Wheaton Dallas Goedert Danny Ezechukwu Fletcher Cox Mack Hollins Joe Callahan Bruce Hector Brandon Graham Alshon Jeffery Tim Jernigan Nelson Agholor Anthony Mahoungou Joe Ostman Haloti Ngata Shelton Gibson Marquess Wilson Josh Sweat Michael Bennett Mike Wallace Chris Long Greg Ward Destiny Vaeao Bryce Treggs Chandon Sullivan Jeremy Reaves Steven Means Bathroom LaRoy Reynolds Stephen Roberts De'Vante Bausby Bathroom Tim Wilson Ryan Neal Randall Goforth Rashard Davis D.J. Killings Billy Brown / Elie Bouka Rasul Douglas Cameron Johnston Chris Maragos Training room Rodney McLeod Training room Ronald Darby Rick Lovato Sidney Jones Jake Elliott Avonte Maddox Nate Sudfeld Malcolm Jenkins Nick Foles Tre Sullivan Carson Wentz Jalen Mills Entrance Entrance

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