“Mrs. Dalloway”: “The One Where She Doesn’t Need Help Getting the Flowers”

“My Brilliant Friend”: “The One Everyone Is Reading on the Subway”

“Emma”: “The One That ‘Clueless’ Is Based On”

“Anna Karenina”: “The One with the Train”

“Wuthering Heights”: “The One with the Bad Marriage”

“The Stranger”: “The One Where They Go to the Beach”

“Infinite Jest”: “The Really Long One”

“All the King’s Men”: “The One with Politics”

“A Wrinkle in Time”: “The One That Gives Children Nightmares”

“The Metamorphosis”: “The One That’s Gross”

“The Bell Jar”: “The One with the Bad Internship”

“Little Women”: “The One That Inspired the ‘Friends’ Episode Where Joey Reads ‘Little Women’ ”

“East of Eden”: “The One Where They Can’t Stop Arguing”

“Invisible Man”: “The One That Isn’t About Superpowers”

“The Great Gatsby”: “The One with the American Dream”

“Animal Farm”: “The One That’s Not Actually About Animals”

“The Catcher in the Rye”: “The One with the Phonies”

“To Kill a Mockingbird”: “The One with the Nice Lawyer Who We Later Find Out Was Racist”

“A Tale of Two Cities”: “The One with the Best of Times and the Worst of Times”

“Portnoy’s Complaint”: “The One with All the Masturbating”