It’s not easy being a zombie. If you ever find yourself part of the walking dead, make sure to shamble to the closest Home Depot and stock up on the essentials. Personally, when it comes to duct tape, I’m a big fan of Gorilla Tape which I’ve used to fix a swamp cooler and cat proof a kitchen. Unfortunately, the stuff takes paint right off the walls.

It was brought to my attention on Reddit that duct taping a zombie might actually serve to armor the zombie. This is an intriguing concept. I leave you with this question to ponder: at what point does a duct tape zombie become a duct tape mummy? Does the zombie have to be Egyptian? I think a mummy is basically a zombie, but I haven’t given it much thought.

Until now.

Expect a Grinsane cartoon on this topic sometime in the future.