Level 1: Nabih Berri

You have been in this relationship for years and you will alway be, no matter what.

Level 2: Saad Hariri

You live here and he lives abroad. He always promises you that he’s coming back for good, but every time he visits, his boss calls him and asks him to come back.

Level 3: Aoun and Nasrallah

You are both emotionally committed to one another, but are both free to sleep with other people. Usually, it ends up with a break up.

Level 4: Hariri and Frangieh

You both don’t know how you got here, but you also know it will come to an end at some point.

Level 5: Geagea and Aoun

You probably discovered that he’s having an affair, so you decided to have one of your own with his archenemy, i.e. Rebound.

Level 6: The Lebanese Parliament

You are basically friends. You go out in public together and you like the same activities. Sometimes, it’s a colleague of yours at work. But you occasionally meet for sex, goalless sex.

Level 7: Tawlit el 7iwar

You’re not friends but you still meet, on occasions, to f*ck. Usually, nothing good or useful comes out of it. Well, one thing comes… at least.

Level 8: Lebanese President.

You’re single AF. Your love life in non-existent. Sorry bro.