Above, Tom Brady's new $20 million California home, which, besides being sunken into what looks like an un-traversable valley, also has a moat—literally, a moat. You can't really see it from the above angle because the massive house is blocking our view, but here's another view, where you can the moat that Tom Brady has surrounding his California home, which cost $20 million:


See the moat? More, from the Detroit Free-Press, because fuck you:

Among the many features in its 22,000 square feet are a resort-style pool, massive play area for children and a common medieval fortification system.


Has Tom Brady's appeal to Patriots fan ever stemmed from the fact that he has the "common touch," or do fans just like him because he's really good at football? Just that he's really good at football? OK. Go about your business, then. Ignore that this man has constructed a moat to ward intruders away from his California mansion, which cost $20 million. He'll probably still be really good at football for a while.