All right, everyone,thanks for coming

to help raise moneyto stop shaming

[quietly] and put hamstersthrough college.

What'd he say?

And now a woman who knowsabout shaming firsthand,

supermodel Gigi Hadid.

All right,everyone enjoying themselves?

How's that filet mignon?

Good! Really nice!Great!

You know, we're all herefor a really important reason.

Because everyone should havea safe space wherever they go...

Randy! Randy,we've got a problem.What?

...But of course,that takes a lot of effort...Reality's here.He's trying to crash the party.

...and a lot of resources.Reality?!Who let him in?! Shit!

Our hope is thatwith your donation --

Ooh, nice wine, huh?

What do you think of that?

You know what I thinkof your pretty flowers?

There you go!How do you like that?

All right,buddy, let's go.

I shit on all of you!

Seagal!

[bleep] you [bleep] you[bleep] you [bleep] you[bleep] you!

Give me that,you stupid bitch.

What a lovely charity event.I suppose you're all feeling

pretty good about yourselves,hmmm?

What have you done?

You've raised $300by spending $500,000

on Filet Mignonand crystal glasses.

Look at you.Vin Dipshit

You say fat shaming is wrong,

so in responseyou show off your abs.

You're the one fat shaming,idiot!

What's the matterwith you people?

You're sad that people are mean?

Well, I'm sorry, the world isn't

one big liberal-artscollege campus!

We eat too much. We takeour spoiled lives for granted.

Feel a little bad about itsometimes.

No, you want to put allyour shit up on the Internet

and have every single personsay, "Hooray for you!"

[bleep] you.You're all pricks.

And I've got news for you.

While you've been sitting heretrying to feel good,

the little boywho sucked all your shit

is about to die from it!

What?

[ Monitor beeping steadily ]

Oh, my God.

What have we done?

Jesus.I-I didn't even think...

I guess...I asked too much of one kid.

[ Cries ]

Listen, everybody...

I think there's a way to try andmake this right for everyone.

♪ Amazing grace