My father was never one to give advice, but when I was about to go off to college, he asked me this: Mr. Worthnone: What do they call the person that graduates last in his class from medical school?

Lloyd: What?

Mr. Worthnone: Doctor.



So I thought of this song, which is sung to tune made famous by the Cookie Monster:



"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

Oh, credit, credit, credit starts with C

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

Oh, credit, credit, credit starts with C

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me, yeah!

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me, yeah!

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me, oh boy!

"C" is for credit, that's good enough for me

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