Quantum sexual physics

It wasn't me... it was the rest of the Universe

Observing sex at the speed of light

Ejaculation at the speed of light

Sex with genital piercings is a matter of electrodynamics

The butterfly swimmer effect

Relativistic penile length enhancement

The wormhole-assisted masturbation technique

Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation

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