Stupidity Runs Rampant Among GSSM Students!! Or Why Aren�t Juniors Afraid of the History Exam? It has recently been discovered that Juniors at GSSM just don�t seem too worried about the annual History Exam� but why? Are they insane? Have they been forced to eat so much Aramark that they just don�t have the strength to fear the overwhelming power of the evil Dr. Hendrick? Or maybe they�re just a little too sure of themselves. Typical Junior before the History Exam. Note the wry little "smirk." It has been proven that the History Exam can cause hemorrhaging of the brain, drug addiction, and explosive diarrhea among students. Here is an artist�s rendition of what an anonymous student might look like after the examination. After the exam� Not a pretty picture. Note the half closed eyes and look of "where am I?" on his face. Well, Juniors, if you haven�t opened a book yet, it�s probably too late. Give up now and commit hari kiri before it�s too late.