Every Monday The Bachelor for Bro’s brings in our legendary Bookie to preview the betting lines for this week’s episode. Who’s the biggest sleeper? What are the props? Who’s got the best odds to take home the final rose?

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The Bachelor for Bro’s Week 4 lines…

The Bookie’s PUT A RING ON IT Championship Odds: January 25, 2016

Contestant – This Week (Last Week)

Lauren B – 3-1 (3-1)

Olivia – 4-1 (3-1)

Becca – 5-1 (5-1)

JoJo – 5-1 (5-1)

Caila – 5-1 (5-1)

Jubilee – 5-1 (9-1)

Leah – 7-2 (9-1)

Amanda – 9-1 (9-1)

Amber – 9-1 (11-1)

Lauren H – 9-1 (11-1)

Jennifer – 9-1(13-1)

Rachel – 11-1(13-1)

Haley – 13-1 (20-1)

Emily – 13-1 (20-1)

The Bookie’s Week 4 Betting Pre-Cap:

Randy Moss circa 2007, the legs of Pamela Anderson circa 1996, or The Bachelor circa 2016…I can’t tell which one is more WIDE OPEN. Wow, what a difference a week can make eh! Last week we thought we were heading towards the inevitable showdown between Lauren B and Olivia. The Warriors vs the Cavs. But wait? Olivia just fired her coach mid-season and that ship is sinking fast. Someone put the Michael Jordan crying meme on Olivia, because AGAIN her performance this week was internet mockery worthy. Olivia figuratively took her giant foot (and toes, and cankle) and shoved it right in to that Interstellar Wormhole inspired mouth of hers…and the worst part is Matthew McConaughey wasn’t there to save anyone. My forecast this week is cloudy at the summit, but the middle of the pack is on the RISE! I’m talking JoJo, Leah, Caila and Jennifer. They have laid low all season, but this is the week they will make their move…It’s stage 16 of the Tour De France, the pelaton is ascending the French Alps, the stripped down thighs of skinny men are screaming everywhere, but Lance Armstrong just finished another blood transfusion and is ready to break away from the pack. I have no idea who is who in that analogy…but look out Floyd Landis!

Best bet: Leah

I have a confession…I confess that I confuse Leah, Amanda, Lauren H and Lauren B, the same way I confuse the white paint colors of Slipper Satin, Antique Whisper, Calming Cream, and Japanese Tope (lets be real their all the same fucking thing, okay). BUT that is exactly why Leah is the best bet of the week! She embodies the best qualities of the aforementioned babes, but without kids, a Midwestern accent, or low volume hair (someone get Lauren B. some Pantene!). Leah my friend, you are about to make a big move. I may be the only one who sees it right now…but everyone thought Cristian Bale was crazy in The Big Short two years before the housing market crash, and then all of a sudden 2008 hit and some Puerto Rican family in Miami started living out of their van…so trust me on this one.

Worst bet: Twins

Realistically I could pick them every week because these two are just simply not winning. The only reason they’re still here is so the producers can put them on a super mean 2-1 date with Ben, only to have The Politician play it perfectly and send both of them packing. Disney just invested in the LA Rams, ABC had zero Emmy Nominations, so The Bachelor budget is a little tight these days…they can’t afford to fly everyone home, sorry. Conveniently The Twins hail from Las Vegas, so when I saw previews of their destination date this week I pictured that after they got eliminated they can hop in an uber, save Disney $1,000 to put towards getting the LA Rams a QB and do the showgirl high kick back to their respective homes. That’s a win-win-win if I’ve ever heard one. Haley may be Bugs Bunny and Emily may be Daffy Duck but this time there is no Michael’s Special Stuff to help beat the Monstars. (Threw this reference in for the super cool Space Jam live reading happening at TIFF Lightbox on NBA All-Star weekend in Toronto. Google for more details…not getting paid for this promo, yet)

Sleeper: Jennifer

Jennifer is flying under the radar but is destined to come strong down the stretch. She is Usain Bolt turning that corner on a 200m. Her long strides and relaxed arm swing is gaining serious speed and somehow she’s defying science as her voluptuous, large breasts reduce drag, and she’s already made up the stagger. There are two strategies to the Bachelor. Come on strong from the start and burn out fast, like Olivia, or do enough to stay around and strike when the time is right. Jennifer, your time is now. She reminds me of Alex Smith, flying under the radar, managing the game and keeping his team in it until the very end…but it’s coming down to the 2 minute drill and she can’t keep checking it down to Jamaal Charles. Those tiny hands are gonna have to complete a vertical pass to keep her hopes alive…but does she have the arm strength?

Week 3 Props (PRRRRRRRRRAAAAPPSSSS!):

Hot tubs: O/U 2.5 OVER

Jubilee letting her “inner” roots, out like “this aint cute”: O/U 0.5

Ben “No Jers O’Clock” shirtless line of the week: O/U 1.5

Jennifer cocktail party cleavage line (inches): O/U 4.5

Twin “OMG this is my CITY!” Vegas references: O/U 2.5

Chris Harrison, mailing in season 20, words spoken all show: O/U 10.5

Zack Galifianakis “Vegas Baby!” out the car window reenactments: O/U 0.5

Props Analysis: OVERS ALL DAY! (Except for the Galifianakis one, but pleaseeee hit!)

Enjoy Week 4, baby.

With gambling love,

The Bachelor Bookie