BOSTON—Recently shit canned White House Communications Director Anthony Goddamned Scaramucci is set to return to the national fuckin’ spotlight as Dick’s Last Resort has announced that Scaramucci has accepted a part-time server position.

According to Dick’s Last Resort’s management, the Mooch’s boisterous prick nature is a perfect fit for a chain that specializes in rude and demeaning customer service.

According to a spokesmanScaramucci, Andrew Clay, Dick’s Last Resort is far from being Scaramucci’s last resort.

“Being shift manager at Dick’s Last Resort has been his long-term career goal, and his role in the White House was taken for the specific purposes of displaying the necessary skills for the job,” said Clay. “Bada bing bada boom!”

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