spigot: Every 73 seconds another American is sexually assaulted. spigot: and boy is my penis ***tired*** spigot: my limp, tube sock penis spigot: my droopy, argyle mervyn's sweater sleeve penis spigot: my sad pixar lamp penis spigot: my miserable lopsided penis customized with glue and glitter and googly eyeballs spigot: please: one per american