We've seen plenty of things get stolen in sports. Things from the usual, money and valuables to Super Bowl jerseys and championship rings.

Former Dallas Maverick Charlie Villanueva has topped it all. Check it out:

To be fair, it is something that every person can undeniably use. Unfortunately, there is no before image of the toilet so it's hard to say what it looked like. However, we're going to assume a standard toilet that you can use after eating food and drinking beverages?

Villanueva is serious about finding it, though. He continued on Twitter:

Appliances all gone, like are you serious? This is mind blowing @DallasPD — alopecia Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017

I’m still tripping, who steals a toilet? Like why a toilet, 1 toilet @DallasPD still not at my house — alopecia Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017

Police usually sort calls into priority levels. Shootings and crisis intervention calls tend to get Priority 1 response, with cops zipping right over. But even though the burglary at the Villaneuva home seemed bizarre, the shorthanded Dallas Police Department probably didn't consider it a royal flush.

Car crashes and domestic disturbances were also reported to police around the time Villanueva reported his burglary.

So what's a guy to do when the one place he turns to for help can't get to him right away?

Slide into its Twitter mentions:

I called @DallasPD at 6:50pm it’s 10:41pm and no response from them, called 4 times already #findmytoliet — alopecia Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017

I’m still in shock of the things they stole 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ but the one that stand out the most is a toilet...... Bro a toilet, can’t get my mind off that. A toilet..... Wow 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽 — alopecia Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) December 20, 2017

Given Villanueva's level of attachment to the toilet, hopefully he is able to locate it. We all know he's going to need it.

Shout-out to his Twitter followers for the assist:

On East Coast time CV. Can’t stay up any longer to find out what happened to your Toilet. God speed. #goodnight — Nick M (@SportsDirectTV) December 20, 2017

Charlie are u looking for me ??? — stolen toilet (@stolen_toilet) December 20, 2017

They probably needed it more than you. pic.twitter.com/K4C6OaaJjB — Pedro Mahammad (@dRofbgm) December 20, 2017

Did DPD finally show up? My DPD friend said he passed the word along after my tweet? — Patience MFFL (@PatienceMFFL) December 20, 2017