Bulldogs fans brace yourselves: Dylan Napa may have been a young, up-and-coming Rooster when he starred in the lewd “Big Papi” tapes five years ago, but that won’t save him.

He won’t be playing for you in round one. In fact, at best, you won’t see him until about round five in April. Maybe not until round seven.

If he had made the tapes this off-season, you wouldn’t have seen him at all in 2019 under NRL chief executive Todd Greenberg's new no mercy edict on bad behaviour.

Troubled times: Canterbury and Queensland enforcer Dylan Napa. Credit:AAP

Rumours are swirling about the existence of more WhatsApp videos, but none have surfaced publicly. Nor have any been seen by the NRL integrity unit.