Dusty: I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT!

What did you do Dusty? Did you punch an ice cream man again?

Dusty: LOOK ABOVE MY HEAD YOU IDIOT!

Fine, fine. On it.

Dusty: Do you see it yet?

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL! YOU MAXED YOUR ATHLETIC SKILL!

Dusty: Yes! CUE THE MUSIC!

*”We Are the Champions” starts to play*

Alright, celebration over! *turns off music*

Dusty: What was that for?

You still have to complete your LTW. Good job, my friend.

Dakotah: I’m glad mom is done with her athletic skill! She makes the house smell like garbage!

Austin: You can’t see it, but I’m agreeing!

Dusty: Geeze, you’d think the kids would be a little lenient. I gave birth to them all! Ungrateful little-

DUSTY. Just go back to celebrating, alright?

Dusty: Fine. I will remember this when I pick my heir.

You aren’t picking the heir…

Dusty: WHAT?!

Moving on!

Basil: Should we get part time jobs? Mom has always wanted a bigger house and I think it wouldn’t hurt to be employed.

Cecelia: We should get jobs! Can you imagine all the boys we would meet that we aren’t related to?

Basil: Alright, forget about that idea. You’re way too boy crazy.

Cecelia: Boy crazy? Well I never…

Dusty: My, my. That trait is going to get her into some serious trouble, isn’t it?

I guess we’ll have to wait and see!

Dusty: KIDS GET BACK YO YOUR HOMEWORK!

Sass Squad: Mom, we don’t have homework… we just aged up this weekend!

Dusty: JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK! And that’s how you make your kids stop pestering you…

Yeah, make them do stuff that they don’t even have yet…

Dusty: Well I don’t see you raising the kids! Overseer, do not judge me!

Sheesh, calm down!

Dusty: DON’T TELL ME TO-

Moving on!

Dusty: *huffs*

Dakotah: Hey, vegetable head!

Austin: Please, do me a favor. Never call me that again.

Dakotah: Well now I feel bad, sheesh.

Austin: Oh come on, I guess it’s alright. Only YOU can call me that from now on. Alright Dakotah?

Dakotah: Alright, vegetable head. *smirks*

Dusty: Man, they are really close. That moment was almost as beautiful as-

What? You?

Dusty: No, not that beautiful. I was gunna say my reflection, which is a close second!

Wow…

Basil seems to be really worried about Cecelia’s new flirty trait.

Dusty: Yeah, she has reason to be! Since she has inherited my genes, she could be unstoppable against boys! She could break so many hearts….

I don’t know… even though she’s flirty, I can’t imagine her doing that!

That evening…

Dusty: Alright kids, my reign as the center of attention has almost reached it’s end. There’s something I need to tell you guys tonight.

Dusty: One of you guys will become legacy heir! You have to carry on the family name!

Austin: Come on mom. Seriously? That’s ridiculous!

Cecelia: Lame.

Dusty: What? You guys think it’s lame?

Dusty: Someone has to take over eventually.

Dakotah: I feel sick thinking about that much responsibility!

Dusty: Wait kids! We still have to discuss this!

That went well.

Dusty: Oh, shut it.

Jared: *remains blissfully ignorant*

Dusty took her anger our on her coworker, Mortimer Goth. He also asked for training, so he wished this upon himself.

Dusty: WORK IT MORTIMER!

Dusty: This is going to take a lot longer than four hours to get him in top shape! His form is awful! *snickers*

Here is a picture of Gary.

Dusty: *giggles*

What is it?

Dusty: Gary said he didn’t know there was a fish paparazzi.

Well maybe he will have a fan base in the future?

Austin: This sucks. We all don’t have a date for the dance in two days. Why is this family so antisocial?

Basil: Maybe we’re antisocial because there’s always been enough of us so that we don’t need to meet new people.

Dusty: Well at least until they get married, anyway.

Dakotah: Hey Austin!

Austin: Hey Dusty!

Basil: Hey guys, not to ruin the friendly moment, but can I have my personal bubble back?

Dusty: Oh, how I miss Basil walking around in normal clothes. Now all she does is walk around in her pajamas.

Is that a bad thing? I do that all the time!

Dusty: Eerrr… um… whoops!

Oh, if you want to know: Jared is at level 8 in the cooking career. He works in the diner. His work title is “Executive Chef”.

Dusty: I’m just glad he doesn’t have to work in pink anymore!

Come on! It wasn’t that bad.

Dusty: Well you didn’t have to have him come on to you while he was dressed in that uniform!

On a side note: Dusty was promoted again! I believe she is a cat burglar and is at level 9.

Dusty: Stupid trash, being stupid.

Yeah, she seems angry like she always does.

I guess the promotion got her a limousine to drive around town in. You know, nothing really makes a criminal stand out besides a limousine.

Dusty: Whatever! There’s free drinks in the back. The driver is a complete idiot unfortunately. She always runs over school children on bikes.

I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that…

Sass just runs in the family!

Dusty: Well, I blame Jared. Since I’m irresistible, I don’t need sass! Moron…

Yeah, blame it all on Jared…

Dusty: Excuse me?

Nothing…

On Spooky Day, Cecelia felt like pulling a prank. Who was I to stop her?

Well, I should have stopped her. She ended up getting in trouble with the police.

Dusty: Great. Just what I need before I complete my LTW.

Jared: Cecelia, what were you thinking?!

Cecelia: Calm down dad. It was just a flaming bag of poo! It’s only a prank…

Jared: Listen, your mother…

Cecelia: I know piece of art blah blah blah.

Jared: No, your mother is a criminal. Having the police show up at our front door is the last thing we need.

Cecelia: I completely forgot! I’m sorry dad! It won’t happen again.

They ended up making up and playing rock, paper, scissors.

Dusty: Awww what a cute father and daughter moment. I couldn’t have raised her better myself! Oh wait-

I know, Dusty. You inadvertently caused this… blah, blah, blah…

The next day…

Woo! A limousine that isn’t Dusty’s! What does that mean?

Dusty: Come on idiot! It’s pr-

Sass Squad: PROM!

Here’s all the kids dressed up:

Dusty: Before you ask- Yes, Austin insisted on wearing his hat.

Dusty: I have no idea where Basil got that dress. I would definitely never buy her something as-

BEAUTIFUL AS THAT. Never insult the kids, alright?

Dusty: Fine…

Especially since I dressed them…

Dusty: WHAT?!

Cecelia insisted on wearing her hat too.

Even Dakotah dolled up. She got her dress at a resale shop. Once frugal, always frugal!

Here’s all the notifications I got while they were at prom by name:

Austin:

“Austin thought the backdrop for prom pictures looked amazing!”

“Austin boogied to the stage to accept his crown and suggested to everyone that the school needed a prank! The chaperones were not too happy with him!”

“Tammie revealed that She likes Austin a lot. Austin was so happy that he couldn’t wipe the smile off his face.”

“Oh my… Austin just spotted a three-eyed llama! Help!”

“Austin marched right up to his crush and asked for a dance. His crush didn’t even acknowledge him and walked the other way!”

“The decorations were incredible! Austin feels like he is actually under the sea!”

“Austin had a mishap on the dance floor and fell flat on his face.”

Basil:

“Basil was minding her business when someone decided to step on her foot. Basil was furious and a fight broke out!”

“Oh no, Basil saw someone wearing the same dress.”

“Basil’s prom picture will be quite memorable!”

“Basil thought the backdrop for prom pictures looked amazing!”

Cecelia:

“Cecelia asked the most popular guy in school out and he walked away laughing. Cecelia was mortified.”

“Cecelia was looking forward to seeing her crush at the dance, but her crush spent the entire time avoiding her.”

“Cecelia marched right up to her crush and asked for a dance. Her crush didn’t even acknowledge her and walked the other way!”

“Cecelia was denied for a dance. She decided to just dance by herself the rest of the night.”

“Oh my… Cecelia just spotted a three-eyed llama! Help!”

Dakotah:

“Dakotah was the envy of all her friends! She was named Prom Queen! Be careful, a catfight might break out!”

“Dakotah marched right up to her crush and asked for a dance. Her crush didn’t even acknowledge her and walked the other way!”

“Dakotah wanted to set a booby trap but Dakotah saw chaperones everywhere!”

“Dakotah had a mishap on the dance floor and fell flat on her face.”

“Dakotah spotted someone trying to hit on her crush! A fight broke out!”

Yeah, prom sucked. Dakotah was named Prom Queen and Austin was Prom King. Ew! At least Austin got a romantic interest. I hope she isn’t a face one!

Dusty: Aww, my kids are growing up!

Dusty: I guess I will just steal this car!

By the way EA, it sucks that this SUPER expensive car (at least 80,000 simoleons) only sells for 5,000 simoleons when I steal it and sell it.

Dusty: Cheapo buyers cannot be helped!

Whatever…

While Dusty was out, she also got Austin a rare chameleon. Meet Charlie the chameleon!

Dusty: Look at me, being a great mom!

Needless to say, Austin was really excited.

Dusty: Charlie and the stupid little green thing bonded. Every time I go into his room, he’s always petting Charlie or cooing at Charlie.

Do I see jealousy Dusty?

Dusty: No, that stupid this is ALWAYS green (with envy). *snickers* That was great.

Keep telling yourself that…

Dusty: *huffs*

To get the kids to be interesting, I made most of them get hobbies. Cecelia picked up the guitar.

Basil picked up the logic skill on the telescope, I personally think she does it so she can be alone for once.

Dusty: SEE IT! PAJAMAS! IT’S PAJAMAS 24/7!

Dakotah continues to invent, even if it endangers her life.

To see who she was, I invited Tammie over. She made this scary face the whole time she was over. I tried to get a picture of her normal face but she never made one…

Sadly, she’s a face one. It’s a sad, sad day for Austin and Tammie.

Austin: Listen Tam… I’m underage, you’re overage. We are romantically involved and you’re a face one.

Austin: I’m going to have to ask you if we can just be friends.

Tammie: SCREW YOU AUSTIN!

Tammie: I WILL SOMEHOW BE IN THIS LEGACY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

Dusty: I could hear her screaming from outside. Her voice is shrill and awful! What a baby…

Later that day…

Dusty: YAY! There’s a birthday party!

Dusty: Oh, fudge. It’s MY birthday.

Look at Dusty’s last photogenic picture before she transforms into an old fart.

Dusty: Now, I’m old. This sucks.

Don’t worry Dusty! I made you an awesome granny.

Dusty: At least I look as unique as my name now! Whatever, you suck.

Yeah, she reacted angrily as always.

Dusty: Man, it seems like only yesterday when I was a hot, young woman. Time passes too quickly.

Dusty: At least I’ll be a sexy grandma!

Dusty: Oh yeah, them.

Dusty: Overseer told me that you would be voting for which one of my offspring will be heir. Make sure to choose wisely, or I’ll come after you.

Come on Dusty, at least feign being polite.

Dusty: Please choose wisely when voting.

That’s better!

Dusty: Bye morons readers! Either next chapter or in two chapters we’ll have an heir vote. In the next chapter we have a new house and a house tour confirmed!

‘Til next time readers!