There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections . Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner . It baffles scientists. No reason boner.

Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner ! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.