Bill Kristol has apparently decided to take a vacation from mocking men with cancer, because he’s now regaling us with tales of his encounters with woke gate agents:

Just now boarding at Reagan:

Gate agent laughing: “Does Trump love you yet?”

Me: “I doubt it.”

He, turning serious: “The Democrats need to impeach him. He’s dangerous.”

Me: “Are you a Democrat?”

Him: “I’m a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president.” — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) April 23, 2019

Isn’t that special?

Very likely story. — Sarah Clapp (@SarahClapp) April 23, 2019

Riiiiiight — “Dr.” Murray Fullerton ??? (@MurrayFullerton) April 23, 2019

Yeah this story is definitely real. Thanks for this very real story of a non-fiction interaction. — Severed Legs (@SeveredLegs) April 23, 2019

my three year old nephew just said the same thing — Badger Dave (@badger_dave_) April 23, 2019

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400 Alex. — TheeAmishMasterJedi (@MrAmishMan) April 23, 2019

Are you sure this didn't happen in a hipster coffee shop? — Zoe Samuel (@zoe_samuel) April 23, 2019

Sounds like the convos I have at hipster coffee shops. — ?Mark Hartig?? (@markhartig) April 23, 2019

Jacob Wohl’s definitely kicking himself for not thinking of the “gate agent” story first.

‘And then I flapped my arms and FLEW TO THE MOON’ https://t.co/WmTTLRco0j — Lourae? (@Flaaaaalala) April 23, 2019

It’s actually not that difficult to make a conservative case against Donald Trump without resorting to propping up Democrats. But Bill Kristol kissed conservatism goodbye a long time ago. So propping up Democrats, it is. Even if he’s got to invent people to do it for him.