I wrote porn for a brief period in the summer of 2010. I had seen The Big Bang Theory XXX Parody and, um, enjoyed it. But what struck me was that it was funnier than the actual show AND the porn set looked exactly like the show. I tracked down the director, the badass Lee Roy Myers (AVN award winning director) and he let me pitch him ideas and even had me write up a My Name Is Earl XXX Parody. I pitched this poor guy like crazy. Hell, I still do. He thought the money was minuscule, but if I could make $600 a month writing for 45 minutes on a Sunday night, hell…

Nothing I ever wrote got produced, but I remain friendly with Lee Roy because he is a very talented guy. He runs his shoots like Kubrick would have if he was making Hyde and Mrs. Foreman fuck on That 70’s Show.

Here is my unproduced screenplay for It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia XXX Parody

*a disappointing PS, you don’t write the sex scenes into the script

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia XXX Parody