a-potter-head:

Imagine in Cursed Child Harry trying to use the map to make sure Albus and Scorpius stay apart

and the map just rejects him Marauders style like

“Mr Moony presents his compliments to Mr Potter, and begs him to stop being such a bad father.”

“Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that Mr Potter is acting like a prat.”

“Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that the wonderful Harry Potter has become such an arse nowadays.”

“Mr Wormtail bids Mr Potter good day, and advises him to sort his fucking life out.”

