Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, he walks into mine and takes my cinnamon flavored whiskey.

From RPD:

Richmond Police detectives need the public’s help to identify the suspect in the attached photo who stole liquor from an ABC Store last week.

At approximately 5:14 p.m. on Monday, December 28, the male pictured in the photo was captured on surveillance camera stealing a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey from the ABC Store located at 1217 W. Broad St. He pocketed the bottle and left the store without purchasing.

Detectives ask anyone with any information about this man’s identity to call Third Precinct Detective Eric Sandlin at (804) 646-1010 or Crime Stoppers at 780-1000. Citizens can also text Crime Stoppers at 274637, using the key word “ITip” followed by your tip. Both Crime Stoppers methods are anonymous.