Bob the Golden Retriever (I have a weakness for dogs with people names) is currently blowing up the internet and giving us squad envy.

The Brazilian pup is the protector and BFF to a flock of adorable brightly-colored birdies. Plus a hamster. Oh my dog. Feast your eyes on one of the most perfect interspecies friendship of the year:

“You may enter if you can solve this riddle: what walks on four legs in the morning, flies on two legs in the evening…wait, I messed it up, hold on…”

“Bang, bang…my birdie shot me…down….”

“What’s that? I can’t ear you.”

“Just a Bob on a wire.”

“Behold, my flock!”

“Hey little buddy, it’s cool that you don’t have wings. I don’t either!”

“Old McPawnold had a hat, tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet.”

“Our cuddle puddle game is strong.”

“You mean you don’t sleep on sheets printed with your own face?”

Featured image via @bob_goldenretriever