Miso eggs are back! I missed ‘em. These are according to JustBento’s recipe, except I added a little Worcestershire, Marmite, and brewer’s yeast for extra umami and cut back on the maple syrup a little.

Fire ants on a log are like regular ants on a log except with red currants instead of raisins. Shut up. I’m 33 years old. I buy my own groceries. I make my own lunch. I can eat what I want.