I've never been to California, but I can tell there's at least one person who lives there who is AWESOME!

Two books from the "every-man" author, Christopher Moore titled "A Dirty Job" and "Island of the Sequined Love Nun". I mean, I don't even know what a sequined love nun is, but now I really want to find out.

My Secret Santa probably thought I was a stereotypical geek who loves Monty Python and probably memorized the entire script to the "Holy Grail" movie or some nonsense. Well, SHE WAS RIGHT! And now I have a book by the illustrious Terry Jones titled "Starship Titanic". I hear he wrote it in the nude.

I didn't even know this next item existed - "Star Wars Micro Comic? Is it just a tiny comic book? I've been meaning to get into the new Marvel comics but- OH MY GOD 3D GLASSES AND A 3D STAR WARS POSTER I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS EVER. Oh, and an actual tiny comic." I'm still wearing the 3D glasses as I type this.

A nice surprise was the origami kit. I never knew beetles could look so majestic. They are definitely going into my Christmas tree as ornaments.

I have often said that the perfect pet is one that didn't poop. Until science brought us into that magical age, I have never adopted a pet. 'lo and behold, that magical age is now upon us! "Port-A-Pug" creates that wonderful balance between loving companionship and poo. And it came with 5 different fashionable collars!

Probably one of my favorite presents from Santa this year was the jalapeno hot sauces straight from California itself. Dry pepper flavors with a garlic aroma. I am thinking spicy lasagna tomorrow for dinner!

And to go with that dinner, I also received a California Red Blend called "Mènage à Trois". Yes, I did giggle like a child. Thank you Santa, for gauging my level of class just right.

Oh, and I got the Hot Tomales candy. They're gone now.

Overall, and EXCELLENT package! Thank you so so much for making this years Chrishanakwanza a better one!