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Why 1- word job titles rule • What’s wrong with Flint, Michigan? • Why you should avoid FBI dancers • Wildwood, N.J. – Come for the beach, stay for the beating! • Translating police radio chatter • How to make any meaninglless job sound important • Unsafe gun handling 101• Fun hoaxes and how to perpetrate them • Why Bigfoot believers should shut up • All this and more!

(Alleged) Police impostors have been hoaxing Flint, Michigan cops, Firemen and Park Rangers for 3 years! 3 Years? Yes. 3 years!

Wow. Are they criminal masterminds?

You be the judge.

This just in from Wildwood, N.J.

You’ve all seen the Wildwood story. Fucking disgusting.

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ONLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS, I.E. COPS – SHOULD HAVE GUNS!

Jackholes who bray the above phrase may want to re-think those words after watching this fucking moron.

Here’s a dancin’ fool who proves that guns, booze and back-flips just don’t mix. It was not easy to find this video without this moron’s face blurred out. Why? Would would just another asshole, behaving like an asshole, get his face shielded by every major news organization? Is he somebody important? Well hell, yeah, he’s an agent in the Federal Bureau of Idiocy. The agency whose name is whspered by some as supreme, cutting edge and beyond reproach.

He dances (like a moron.) He back-flips (barely). He drops his gun. He picks it up. BY THE TRIGGER!!!!! He shoots somebody.

Will he be arrested? No. Denver PD just handed him over to an FBI stupor-visor. Will he face consequences for shooting somebody – as ANY OTHER FUCKING CITIZEN WOULD? No. Because he’s a member of the protected class. Will he lose his job? No. If they fired him, that would indicate that 1) FBI wonks are not pefect like the actors portraying them on Quantico and 2) a government agency might be wrong and not all-powerful, and as we see again and again, the goverment is NEVER wrong!

What do I mean? Read on:

Remember this one from Witchita last December? Watch the video.

There are good cops. And then there is the chicken shit little punk who killed Andrew Finch, a 28-year-old father of two who died because he answered his door. The cop remains nameless, of course, but he was found guiltless because, well, he had a feeling Finch was dangerous. No charges. You did good, son, says the City of Witchita.

Thank you for your service, Officer Shit-bag.

Here’s the Witchita Deputy Chief of Police who took ZERO responsibility for the incompetence of his team of armor-clad SWAT pussies. His name is Troy Livingston and he’s not really a cop. He’s a punk. And a liar.

And then there’s this uniformed politician below. 17 dead on his watch and he’ll never be fired or even disciplined.

These badged buffoons are not only killing innocent people, they’re making America hate all cops. All cops are not like the assholes above. Some are damned good people. I know several.

But more good cops need to start calling the assholes assholes, or this problem will only worsen.

Stop protecting assholes!