YEAH! This is what I’m talkin’ about! This japanese paper shredder, dubbed the “White Goat”, turns 40 sheets of shredded paper into one roll of toilet paper in only a half hour. All you need to do is add water for the pulping. Here’s the video:

Here’s how it works – first, your paper’s shredded into tiny, identity-thieving proof bits. Those bits are mixed with water and turned into pulp, which is eventually dried, rolled, and returned to the user as ready-to-use toilet paper. It’s like the Jetsons only funnier!

I think I’m in love. This machine combines my two favorite things – shredding and environmentalism – and brings them together to create a product I respect. Japan, again, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts, no pun intended.

Well, maybe pun intended. Regardless, this is the perfect way to destroy that incriminating evidence! Instead of burning files relating to your crimes, which creates harmful carbon dioxide, why not help the planet while helping yourself and turn some of that damning evidence into life affirming toilet paper? You’ll be glad you did.

Source & Photo Source: PopSci