Aaannd… we’re back! Last time Alaina turned into a banana, Javed lost me two points, Rietta grew up absent-minded and Bill saw his mother naked! I’m going to start off this update with something old and something new-

The old- naked jokes about Alaina.

The new- a karaoke machine!

Alaina and Bill: “Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight

Gonna grab some afternoon delight

Sky rockets in flight, Afternoon delight…”

Apart from the inappropriate song and wardrobe coices, Bill loves the karaoke machine.

Bill: ” Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite and the thought of rubbin’ you is getting so excting.”

I think it’s time to find a new song to sing.

Bill: “Heh heh heh. My evil plan of seducing the readers will never fail!”

Stop that Bill. It’s creepy. This is the first time I have caught Bill cackling evilly, and he’s almost a teen. It’s like he has to try to be evil.

In other news-

Javed had a birthday! I don’t think his nose has ever stopped growing.

And Alaina grows up in her birthday suit! I think this may be the only time her birthday suit has been an appropriate outfit choice.

Javed: “Toot toooot! (Into Alaina’s boobs)”

Rietta: “Can you guys move? You’re blocking the tv.”

This is Alaina’s new everyday outfit for her birthday. Because of her insane trait, she prefers to wear it to bed.

God dammit Alaina! I can control you! Why didn’t you go to the bathroom?!?

Alaina: “Because you didn’t tell me to?”

ARRGH. -1. I’m a failure.

And apparently I couldn’t be bothered to buy anyone a cake either.

He rolled ambitious.

Bill: “Here I am, ready to take on the legacy.”

Not so fast buddy. Your sister may be too busy watching tv to do anything interesting, but that doesn’t mean you’ve won anything yet!

Bill: “Pleeease.”

Oh geez louise, it’s not up to me!

That’s right folks! It’s up to YOU to decide who the new heir of the Tobias Legacy will be! Will it be-

Rietta: Kleptomaniac, absent-minded, couch potato, loner.

Rietta likes to watch tv all by herself, and occasionally steal things from school. The coolest thing about her is that she has the rainbow skin tone.

OR

Bill: Evil, ambitous, loves the heat, perceptive.

Bill enjoys karaoke, being creepy, and pretending not to be evil. Even though we all know he’s planning something.

So there it is, generation one is coming to an end. Please vote in the comments! You can vote until the 25th, cause I’m definitely gonna get the new expansion pack, and I’m movin’ these fools to a boat! Better hope the new heir/heiress doesn’t roll hydrophobic!

Points-

Repo-Man:-1

Births: +2

Bladder Failure: -2

Pass Out: -1

Total Points: -3

The new generation better get ready to give me some points!