1. Stock in Doritos chip will quadruple.

2. Smoke breaks at work will take on a whole new meaning.

3. With stress levels at an all-time low, unused difibulators will be used to warm Hot Pockets.

4. Gardening will be ten times as awesome.

5. My doctor will no longer be writing prescriptions for my “serious” medical problem.

6. Gardening will be at least three times as profitable.

7. No one will have a reason to go to Colorado anymore.

8. My local dealer will attempt to convince me that legalization is just one big police sting.

9. Rolling paper labels will no longer have to lie to me.

10. Most of the lists on this website will finally be funny.