They say when you gotta go, you gotta go. They also say there's a time and place for everything. Like peeing.

Of course, you really shouldn't do that in public. But people do it anyway. And apparently all the time in the strip mall parking lot where Whiskey Dick's is located on George Dieter.

I know this because El Paso Police Officer Steven Torres said so on a recent episode of Live PD on A&E. Officer Torres told the camera, and I quote, "we're monitoring the area...because of the amount of people that are out here. You get a lot of public urination."

Then he added, "when the vehicles leave you see how many wet spots there are." Ewww. Yeah, keep that in mind the next time you go to the General Dollar store there and you're about to set foot in the parking lot.

Then, right on cue, he spots an apparent drunk chick peeing behind an open car door.

"I'm sorry, I had to pee," she unapologetically tells the cop before exclaiming incredulously upon being informed that she'll have to appear before a judge, "so I have court because I was peeing in plublic"

Yes, she said 'plublic.'

But it gets even more entertaining when her friend in an orthopedic walking boot wearing what at first appears to be a diaper steps up to talk some sense to her increasingly defiant friend. I'm not going to lie, I found their expletive filled exchange so funny it caused me to pee my pants unexpectedly.

Watch the video below and see if you don't find yourself laughing too while slowly shaking your head and muttering "pinche, El Paso" under your breath as I did.

Enjoy the clip, and best of luck not stepping in some drunk person's pee puddle in the El Paseo Plaza parking lot this weekend.