In my relationship with my wife…. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT I GIVE HER A SANDWICH.

Do not question it, do not think about it, do not speculate on it. Just know, JUST KNOW!!!! That the secret to a woman’s heart is through carefully sliced meat products surrounded by breads and/or cheeses. Possibly if one is daring…. You may toast the bread (Gasp!)

The sooner you accept this the sooner you too can be married to a woman who will smite your enemies.



Also if your wondering where all the hair went from the previous comic it’s perfectly explainable. We simply took several hours to meticulously shave each other. Every spot, every… crevice.

Try sleeping tonight now that you have that image lodged in your brain.

You are welcome.