Dude! You are totally breaking your douchey subreddit’s rules to pretend you aren’t a bunch of privileged asshole trolls. You’re just supposed to just snicker behind people’s backs about how dumb they are to think people are snickering behind their backs. You’re not supposed to actually snicker to our faces! That kind of makes it hard to pretend we’re so foolish for thinking we’re being snickered at. Duh!

Also, SHUT UP! No one is entitled to have someone else listen to them being a fucking asshole. That’s not closed-minded. What’s closed-minded is thinking you get to subject endless assholery upon people and then act self-righteous when they refuse to defer to your shaming and bigotry.