Back in the day,I was unable to say(),I had to print() everything to find the err of my ways,but things changed,and now I can return(),to the main() program of life,where nearly everything burns,I'm not rapping this on a mic,I'm just writing to be free,before I have to split(),and perform other tasks that bore me.So I grab my map(),and put two and two together,hashing into keys the locations,that I can remember,but I've %seen these places,now what do I do?,I pick a rand()om place that none of us have ever been to,but the rules are strict,I keep getting warnings,something about being literal when I'm trying to be corny,but I'm out of the ord()inary,I'm a chr()acter in reverse(),I know what Larry wanted,but my linguistics are the worst,this is freeverse,I DESTROY()ed the English language,I just hope I get eval()uated to true,before I die() and then get laughed at,but it isn't like that,all I seek() is some closure,I'm not an array of elements trying to get sort()ed into order,I'm random,I try to please for() each(),it's like a disease,I've thrown away all the keys(),I write in these confinements,it's a very strict type of squeeze.The warnings teach me lessons,correct my spelling and my messes,but if Larry's crew would finish Perl6,to my $madness I'd have methods.- stevieb 20120409