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Following the news of a change of leadership in the Australian Liberal Party, the maintenance and groundskeeping department of Parliament House have sent their best and brightest revolving door repairman to check up on the state of the entry to the Prime Minister’s office.

While the rest of the public servants in Parliament House rush to destroy the Australian government in a desperate attempt to save their cushy salaries and pensions, the maintenance staff are getting on with the job.

When asked if he reckons the door would be able to withstand this week’s leadership crisis and the subsequent re-election of the Labor Party

Yep” said the revolving door specialist, Blake Griffin.

“She’s looking good”

“This bad boy should be able to handle two new governments over the next six months”

“I reckon even the big rig Scomo could glide through here”

“Maybe even Albo. But I’ll need to come back for a check before then”