Second of all, I confronted him in the radio room today & he said, “Don’t worry – there’s more people not on the ‘cool’ list than on it.” So it’s confirmed – I’m out. To hear it outright… man, just have to say – this really threw me for a loop. It had me feeling like

and quite frankly, it hurt. Because I’d really been jockeying

for a spot with the cool kids. In fact, after getting dolled up (having a brand-new attractive makeup-face painted over my regular, normie face) for the Barstool holiday party & award ceremonies that ZBT was invited to this year, I was feeling like an absolute hot diggity dog

and now I’m just green with envy about all the others who made the cut, and I feel like I’m looking for a handout.

So Dave, if you could add me to the list, that would be PHAT

and I’d really appreciate it.

Sincerely,

Resident Smokeshow & absolutely cool person,

Kate.



