I have had so many hours of pleasure with this lifelike anatomically accurate natural looking trainer.



For years I used baby bottle teats, and rubber gloves, and inner tubes, and party balloons, and it just wasn't the same.



I even practised on endangered species.



For generations people have had their genitals mutilated, their bits bleached, their hair cropped, their pubes pulled, and their faces powdered and hair primped and preened.



But nothing says "I respect you" more than practising beforehand.



If you practice on yourself, it brings a tear to the eye. So use this training device so you can laugh and frolic and galavant around the room in paroxysms of laughter when the bris comes off like a tender calamari ring awaiting the boiling oil and breadcrumbs.



Go on. You KNOW you need this. To sit in the kitchen drawer with the risotto cooker and the breadmaker and the kitchen whizz with multiple attachments.



These also are great to use as a table ornament when the boss and spouse come for dinner. Always a talking point.



Functional. Practical. Educational. And a whole lot more.



The black one is way bigger, apparently. So always specify the color.