WINNIPEG – Finally some good news for a change! Jason, that guy from university who you are tired of “grabbing a beer” with once every six months just posted an article from alt-right hate website The Rebel.

“I’d wanted to stop hanging out with him for years just because of how boring he was, but I always felt too guilty” you admitted. “But now that I know he thinks ‘Syrian Refugees Are Pedophiles’ I can finally take action.”

“And not only do I get to avoid him, I get to tell him off!”

Although you had always dreamed of breaking the monotony of forced small talk by telling Jason to go fuck himself, especially after he started reading The Game and continued to quote Entourage years after the show ended, you could never have dreamed he would give you such a perfect excuse.

“I mean, The Rebel. The Rebel! He might as well have posted about how Donald Trump is a great president or said the Wire was over-rated.”

At press time you were really hoping that guy from work who keeps inviting you to get lunch with him would say something transphobic.