Not Sydney’s finest hour. But also kind of weirdly selfless. I’ve said it before, but Sydney is a little culturally sheltered. Not that she’s never seen a bindi before, (though she might stumble a little describing actually what it is and what it means) but her snap judgement was clearly… well, too snappy. But maybe that’s what you want in a bodyguard… who you never hired and aggravates to violence every time she’s around. In any case, shame on Sydney for not knowing that snipers using laser sights is entirely a Hollywood creation.

Asking anyone “you’ll never guess what my gynecologist/proctologist told me” is the perfect setup for any number of jokes. Really it’s on them if they don’t have a killer reply locked and loaded.

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