My awesome Secret Santa sent me a glorious package of glory. The first thing I pulled out was a stuffed dog, which was adorable. I also spent a long time setting it down next to my cat wherever she went, so I think she thinks its following her. ENDLESS FUN. The next thing that I grabbed out of the box was a lovely, scrumptious, warm scarf. THE IOWA WINTER IS COLD, YO. So thanks for lookin out Santa, shorty you da best. The last and possibly most glorious present was....Rochester McCloud. Rochester is a fancy motherfucker of a pipe, and he demands to be treated as such. Can do, Santa. Can do. I can tell ya that Rochester McCloud and I spent some quality time together after I opened my present, and boy howdy thats a good pipe. Thanks Santa!! I