Former big-league pitcher Roger Clemens is still going to give this whole “playing baseball” thing a go at the age of 53. And he’s going to be joined by the most random assortment of former MLB players that we could ever think of.

It was announced Sunday that an “MLB Star” team of sorts will compete in the summer’s National Baseball Congress World Series in Wichita, Kan.

The NBC World Series is typically a tournament for college baseball summer teams, but this year, a team of old dudes will play against younger college kids. It’s like the plot of The Benchwarmers, but with full teams, more talent and less Rob Schneider.

I said that the roster was random, and I absolutely wasn’t joking. Kansas natives Adam LaRoche and Nate Robertson helped organize the team, which would explain the high number of LaRoche’s former teammates.

Here’s the full roster via The Wichita Eagle, which I have reassembled from biggest name to laughably random to, “Who?”

Roger Clemens, pitcher

Tim Hudson, pitcher

J.D. Drew, outfielder

Dan Uggla, infielder

Roy Oswalt, pitcher

Adam LaRoche, infielder

Rick Ankiel, outfielder

Brad Penny, pitcher

Ben Sheets, pitcher

Josh Beckett, pitcher

Brandon Inge, infielder

Jack Wilson, infielder

Nate Robertson, pitcher

Brett Tomko, pitcher

Jayson Nix, infielder

Laynce Nix, outfielder

Jason Isringhausen, pitcher

Carl Everett, outfielder

Ryan Langerhans, outfielder

Pete Orr, infielder

Koby Clemens, infielder-outfielder

Justin Germano, pitcher

Koyie Hill, catcher

Barry Wesson, outfielder

Ryan Kohlmeier, pitcher

The only player on this team younger than 30 is Koby Clemens, who is 29 and obviously was included because his dad is Roger. Its big exclusion is Chipper Jones. I’m legitimately shocked LaRoche couldn’t convince Chipper to play on this team.

The rest are either really old or had solid MLB careers and must miss playing baseball. Tim Hudson — who will probably end up on the Giants again and pitch a complete-game shutout in Game 6 of the World Series because even years — is the most surprising inclusion. He just didn’t strike me as a guy who would want to spend his summer playing against college kids in Kansas.

This, uh, team will debut on Aug. 6. I hope it will be televised in some shape or form.