"The best part of being a princess is the privilege to read any forbidden book from the royal security vault. And I found this pretty interesting book that I'm dying to dig in. Want to share the moment with me, Rainbow Dash?"

"Uh.... Isn't that a... what's the name... uh... the symbol of evil thingy...."

"A pantagram?"

"Yeah. And it's pointing to the ground, so...."

"Ugh! Are you with me or not?"

"Sorry Twilight, but this book looks too evil and powerful even for as powerful like you."

"So, it's no?"

"Right. But I'm gonna tell princess Celestia about it."

"What?"

"That's not looking safe! And I'm not going to let my friend let her curiosity take her and...."

Twilight opened the book to a page.

"Ahhhh!!! W-what are you doing?"

"Uh.... Reading?"

"Nononono! It should be Starlight that should do irrational and evil things, no you!"

"Hey! Starlight is not a.... Oh! That spell should interest you."

"No! In the name of Celestia, you should........... *sigh* I'm going to regret this.... What is it?"

"It allows you to fly twice your speed, without any aftereffects."

"Huh? Really? I could.... Wait! What's the catch?"

"What do you mean?

"There is always a catch for something this good."

"Don't be so.... Oh."

"What is it? What you'd need to make it?"

"Are you interested or..."

"Just.... curious. Shout!"

"Um. Hehehe. It would need... The souls of ten pegasi..."

"Wow! See? Evil! And..."

"... and for you to bath in... I guess you're right Dash. This book is evil."

"Oh yeah? How you found that out?"

"You would need to bath in... two pegasi's blood."

".... Close that book, Twi. Now!"

"No!"

"What?"

"I want to read one more!"

"Ugh! You damn egghead!"

"Ha! Now that's one should be innocent and friendly."

"Oh yeah? How come?"

"It's a spell that allow gold to rain."

"...What?"

"It says that allow the caster to make rain gold from clouds."

"Uh, Twilight? What exactly they called it?"

"Why?"

"Tell me."

"Uh.... They call it a 'golden shower'."

".... Y-you know what exactly is called a.... golden shower, right?"

"Uh... Gold falling from the sky?"

"It's pee."

"Say what?"

"You were going to cast a spell making clouds fall pee on us."

".... "

"Evil enough or...."

"J-just one more..."

"Damn it Twi!"

"Not this one.... not this one.... definitively not this one.... A-ha!"

"*sigh* What?"

"Friendship spell."

"What?"

"This allow someone to make another your very best friend."

"How good it is?"

"Well, it makes that pony..... Oh."

"What?"

"... unable to refuse your..... friendship.... *sigh* You're right Dash. This book is evil. I guess that I better put it back in the vault it came from."

"Glad to hear that from you."

"I'll go get the forbidden book of Daring Do, instead."

"Wait! What?"

"Yearling's first back had be censured and removed from the stores. It was too.... daring and full of references about.... um... and some privates experiences of her..."

"..... You bring that book here tomorrow I will forever love you!"

"What?"

"What?"

"..... O-kay. Uh... See you tomorrow then."

"Now, that's a book that wouldn't hurt anypony."

"Right. Just my impression of you..."

"Hey! I wasn't the one who came with the idea!"

".... S-see you tomorrow."



Wonderful work