Lemme get this straight. Caesar wears a toga. Security wears a suit. And Marc Antony is wearing some kind of super belt/cummerbund/man bra. And upstage guy carries a briefcase. And the Soothsayer rocks a super-dread.

I get it: Shakespeare allows you not only to avoid paying a playwright but also to save money by pulling random costumes from storage. It just bums me out sometimes.