About 8 days ago (I mean who's counting amirite?!) my match posted my gift as SENT and included a tracking number.

I, of course, didn't even care. I wasn't even refreshing the tracking every hour. I mean, between all the friends I have in real life and all the cool parties I am totally invited to, I barely had time to care about it.

After 8 long days and about 8 hours (again, who is counting? I've got a life, you know? You totally know.)

So when the package arrived this morning I was like, "Oh? What? A thing in the mail? I wasn't even expecting anything. What a crazy random thing. Who cares, I've open it WHENEVER after all my real people friends leave my house where they hang out at a lot."

.3 seconds later the package was opened, I was wearing the so-smooth-socks, sipping coffee from the freshly washed mug, resting it gingerly on my new coaster.

I'm gonna be really, really, real with you right now, Secret Match.

Thank you! I love, I mean seriously- LOVE every thing in this box. From the haiku gift message, to the packaging tape still stuck in my teeth.

Message from my match:

"Your order arrives/ on this long awaited day/ Excitement ensues" (from Louis V. via the internet)

Well, MATCH - try this on for size:

ahem. oh sh*t that was an entire syl-la ble. thank you so much.

I am tickled, and feel such warm fuzzies toward you and your generosity and your thoughtfulness. So worth the wait, and I hope someone in your life high fives you every day, because you deserve it!

-Rosa aka Zombietreats