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Trump reacts to AG Sessions Recusal in oval office tirade on Friday

00:00 - 00:03 Now that Flynn has resigned, the media smells blood.

00:04 - 00:05 They are trying to confirm sections of Steele's dossier

00:05 - 00:07 And our allies here are making fun of you with parade floats

00:08 - 00:12 They have Carter Page doing interviews

00:12 - 00:15 And they know about Kushner meeting with Kislyak as well

00:17 - 00:19 It's ok, Sessions won't let the investigation proceed.

00:19 - 00:21 He'll find a way to deflect their attention somewhere else.

00:24 - 00:26 President Trump...

00:27 - 00:28 Attorney General Sessions...

00:31 - 00:33 AG Sessions has recused himself.

00:34 - 00:36 Now the deputy AG will be in charge of investigation.

00:53 - 00:58 Everybody out except Bannon, Priebus, Spicer, and McGahn.

01:13 - 01:15 You were supposed to squash the investigation!

01:15 - 01:17 With Sessions gone, we have no protection

01:18 - 01:23 Our Russian Handlers are getting nervous

01:25 - 01:28 And the Rosneft deal will lead them right back to us.

01:29 - 01:31 Now we have a server tapped in Trump Tower

01:31 - 01:34 That we were using to communicate the details of the deal

01:34 - 01:37 And Comey's loyalty to us has it's limits.

01:37 - 01:40 You think he won't turn on us when the media asks too many questions?

01:40 - 01:42 Mr. Trump we still have Devin Nunes blocking investigations

01:42 - 01:46 Nunes is a partisan hack, he'll turn as well!

01:46 - 01:48 Chaffetz is still obstructing any real reviews...

01:48 - 01:52 Chaffetz is a spineless coward, he was calling for sessions to recuse!

01:53 - 01:54 The GOP will obstruct as long as they can

01:56 - 01:57 But the media is going to keep the pressure on them

01:57 - 02:00 Slowly peeling away support through attrition

02:00 - 02:03 And one by one the GOP cowards will start looking to prop up Pence

02:04 - 02:08 Plying him with talk of Amendment 25 section 4

02:08 - 02:13 if his email bullshit doesn't strip away his credibility

02:14 - 02:16 He's going to try and scapegoat me and take my place.

02:17 - 02:21 Meanwhile, we have 19.5 billion tied up with Rosneft

02:27 - 02:29 And we won't see a penny if sanctions aren't lifted as we agreed

02:30 - 02:34 Then we'll end up just like the last 6 Russian ambassadors

02:30 - 02:32 I'll die in prison and they'll take all my assets

02:34 - 02:36 I guess it's what I deserve.

02:34 - 02:36 That we worked with to make sure Clinton wasn't elected.

02:41 - 02:42 I promised Tillerson nothing would go wrong

02:43 - 02:47 He left Exxon for this deal, and won't tolerate failure.

02:48 - 02:53 And don't get me started on President Putin

02:54 - 02:56 He'll kill us all if we don't deliver on our promises.

02:56 - 02:59 He'll probably release my piss tape and try and shame me

03:00 - 03:02 What the fuck does he care, so long as it makes the US look bad?

03:04 - 03:07 I'm sorry, Ivanka, he is going to ruin your families name

03:14 - 03:16 Maybe we shouldn't have colluded with a foreign government

03:19 - 03:23 To commit espionage and manipulate a US election

03:25 - 03:26 Maybe if I just tell everyone I'm sorry, they'll forget about it

03:31 - 03:33 I'll send Hillary a note - she'll understand.

03:40 - 03:46 Bannon, will you hold me like you did when we thought we would lose?

03:46 - 03:49 Wrap me up in your loving embrace and tell me it's going to be ok?