Skoda looks to attract young buyers with stylish Czech Limo

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson



Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker



Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig



Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck



You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck



I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright



Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg



A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow



When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon



I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck



When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip



You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha



I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield



The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker



They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen



The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker



Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck



Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson



When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk



If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler



I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson



I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby



When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson



Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke



For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi



I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright



The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly



If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates



I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare



Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor



I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough



Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin



Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett



A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt



Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey



A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman



My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz



