Doug Ford is lashing out at the results of a survey that asked participates of the Ontario Basic Income Pilot Program if they felt their lives were improved under the program, which got an overwhelmingly positive response. Common comments on the survey reported that it helped them feel confident, live happily and have less stress to deal with. More about the survey’s results can be read in The Huffington Post’s exclusive, but Doug Ford is crying foul.

“These people are saying the hand outs helped them find their self worth,” Doug commented, “but people don’t need self worth. I’ve never had any, and look at what I’ve done. Self worth is over rated. And screw all those studies showing lack of self worth pushes people to drugs, those two things are completely unrelated. The fact that my family has a history of no self worth and drug problems are a complete coincident,” Doug said before storming off angrily. Doug’s staff is reported to be frustrated at having to deal with him and have asked that studies stop contradicting his opinions before Doug assaults someone in anger.