Some retard names I came up with-

Male-

Ferbert

Bip-Bip

Roofus

Dildo

Lil' Scrawny P

Spot

Female-

Piggy

Bimby

Tashinia

Poo Poo

READ: I want advice, because I am planning on harvesting retarded children when I get older and want to be able to name them accordingly.

BQ: What is better to feed 'tards? Frozen cat food or goldfish flakes?