EDMONTON – The people of Alberta have elected Randy, an assistant trailer park supervisor from Nova Scotia, as their Premier for the next four years.

With a majority of the seats the UCP is projected to win, the often shirtless man was declared the predicted winner by national media outlets.

Randy gained notoriety from his role in the hit documentary “Trailer Park Boys” as Mr. Lahey’s assistant and has ascended into politics at both as a federal cabinet minister and provincial politics.

“Albertans are friggin’ fed up with Rachel Notley’s NDP,” said the Premier-elect to ecstatic UCP supporters. “That’s no way to run a trailer park or a province. We’re going to change that.”

The campaign was described as negative with many attacking Randy’s past addiction to cheeseburgers as well as his inability to deal with the antics of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, but the assistant trailer park defied the odds to become the leader.