MXNR







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#5169723 - 01/12/06 06:23 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



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Hey All,



Just to let everyone know, I'm not depressed at all and simply want this info for curiosity's sake.

I'm just wondering what you folks would think to be the most painless/easiest way to commit suicide. It would be preferable if the method would involve easily acquired, household items. I was thinking of the old razor blade to the wrists in a warm bath. I'm curious to see what you guys come up with.



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I would put the windows down and leave the garage door closed while sitting in the car. Painless.



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Helium.



Hook up a helium tank to a mask that you wear. Lay down and breath normally. You fall asleep and never wake up. Utterly painless.



(In a Donald Duck voice) "Goodbye cruel world quack quack".



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I've thought about this as well.



Once, I was put into a strangle hold by one of my older cousins, big fucker too...and at first it was only mildly uncomfortable not breathing, then I blacked out. Now, I guess if he wanted to, he could have killed me by continuing to hold on...but he didn't.



So, if I were to kill myself, I'd say go with hanging. Has to feel about the same. Right?



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Mcdoopy said:

I would put the windows down and leave the garage door closed while sitting in the car. Painless.







Carbon monoxide poisoning from a vehicle is not always painless. Sometimes intense headaches and nausea occur.



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I imagine overdosing on some benzos would be pretty painless too.



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HEAVY HEAVY opiate overdose.



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Nuke baby seals for Jesus!



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MXNR







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#5169750 - 01/12/06 06:28 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



Hanging? No way! Are you serious? The moments of struggling would be terrible.



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Pupil: Master, I do not understand...



Master: If you don't understand, eat your food and change your clothes.



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So, if I were to kill myself, I'd say go with hanging. Has to feel about the same. Right?







Well, you can die by hanging from two ways. You break your neck or you asphyxiate. Breaking your neck would be instantaneous. Asphyxiation would have at least a minute of struggling.



How the fuck do I know about all of this shit? I think it's because I used to go to www.rotten.com all of the time.



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Yea, when you sever the spine like that...instant unconciousness. So, that could work.



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he told me about the true meaning of life...

t h e n h e g a v e m e a p r e t z e l . . . "



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#5169765 - 01/12/06 06:30 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



N2O-tottaly painless

not only that

utterly blissfull

that or skkydiving with no parachute

or some awsome combination of the 2 :Mr.t:



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I'd be afraid I'd fuck up the hanging and be strangling. Boy wouldn't that be depressing to think about. "I fucked up my own suicide."



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Master: Everyday change your clothes and eat your food and you will become enlightened.



Pupil: Master, I do not understand...



Master: If you don't understand, eat your food and change your clothes.



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I say if you're gonna do it why not do it like a badass? Shotgun in the mouth or something like that. That really makes a statement.



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2 shots to the belly



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MXNR







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#5169795 - 01/12/06 06:35 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



Yeah, you know. That would make a lot of sense. I would want to destroy my brain as totally as possible. Because if it is intact when the body dies, I'm pretty sure we retain some degree of consciousness. It would be terrible to be a brain in a dead body...parts of your mind begin to slip. You become less and less. I imagine it would be terrifying.



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Master: Everyday change your clothes and eat your food and you will become enlightened.



Pupil: Master, I do not understand...



Master: If you don't understand, eat your food and change your clothes.



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2 shots to the belly







Dude, sepukko (spelling?) would be hard-fucking-core. Kudos and badass awards to anybody who can do that.



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Probably flying an airplane into a building.



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MXNR







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#5169807 - 01/12/06 06:38 AM (14 years, 8 months ago) Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



What about jumping off of a building with delicious candy in your pockets. People would be like:



"Oh shit! Did that guy jump off of a building? Wait...is that a Chunky?"



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Master: Everyday change your clothes and eat your food and you will become enlightened.



Pupil: Master, I do not understand...



Master: If you don't understand, eat your food and change your clothes.



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gunshot to the head or drug overdose.



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To get really high is to forget yourself. And to forget yourself is to see everything else. And to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe. And I think every human being should be a conscious tool of the universe. . . .



-JG



i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*



-A_S (RIP your final words to me will never be forgotten)







Don't fuck with the laughing jesus.



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