6:04 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: I like the cut of your jib

6:05 PM - Wolfblade: that’s because the cut of my jib is super sexy

6:05 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: awwww yea-

6:05 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: wait

6:05 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: what’s a jib?

6:05 PM - Wolfblade: i dunno

6:05 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jib

6:05 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: it’s a sail

6:06 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: do you have a sexy sail?

6:06 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: o__0

6:06 PM - Wolfblade: okay time to come clean

6:06 PM - Wolfblade: I’m actually a shark

6:06 PM - Wolfblade: and the name for my fin is “jib”

6:06 PM - Wolfblade: i actually type with my teeth on a special keyboard in a super secret science lab

6:09 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: http://xkcd.com/585/

6:11 PM - Wolfblade: haha ahh yes I recall that one

6:11 PM - Wolfblade: that was a good day

6:11 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: my favorite one

6:11 PM - Wolfblade: the woman with the jar was especially delictable

6:13 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: delectable

6:13 PM - |FTW|=-~ FyreNWater: but I’ll excuse your typos because of your fins, Sharkblade

—-

Wolfblade has changed their name to Sharkblade.

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Well, you sharks eat people

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: At least 3 times a year

Sharkblade: at let me tell you those are some serious faux paus among my kind

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Let me tell you that you’re a dirty lier.

Sharkblade: lier?

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: *lyre

Sharkblade: I am unfamiliar with this term

Sharkblade: you believe me to be some unwashed instrument?

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: You heard me

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: What'cha gonna do about it?

Sharkblade: good sir I find that insulting!

Sharkblade: I challenge you to a duel!

Sharkblade: Pacific Ocean

Sharkblade: just off the isle of Midway

Sharkblade: dawn

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: How about right here

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Right now

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Or are you scootaloo?

Sharkblade: my good sir, while they may have developed technology to allow YOUR kind to wander about in my realm

Sharkblade: I can assure you the opposite is not true

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: You’re on the internet

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: I’m on the internet

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Let’s fight it out right here

Sharkblade: I am currently floating in an underwater laboratory with a specially designed keyboard and monitor allowing me to see your rude and, quite honestly, vulgar attempts to insult me

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Is your kind so unintelligent that you can’t design a device to allow sharks to traverse land?

Sharkblade: for the most part, yes. I am unique among my kind after all

Sharkblade: now then

Sharkblade: are you going to answer my challenge?

Sharkblade: or will you merely slink away like a codfish?

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: COD fish?

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: COD

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: FISH

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: I don’t know what that means but it sounds like an insult

\{TNS}// Dr. Stones: So I’ll answer your dumb challenge

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6:59 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Hey sharkblade

6:59 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: I drew you

6:59 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: http://i.imgur.com/jnoEe.png

7:02 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: “I’m dumb” –Sharkblade

7:02 PM - Sharkblade: is that what your scrawl says

7:02 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: *gasp*

7:02 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Scrawl?

7:02 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: That was a commission!

7:02 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: I got paid $999 dollars for that

7:03 PM - Sharkblade: the words were a commission?

7:04 PM - Sharkblade: I would personally ask for my money back

7:04 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: The “scrawl” as you call it was done in careful imitation of the neolithic cave drawings of eastern Europe

7:04 PM - Sharkblade: but I may be biased

7:04 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: For a very wealthy client.

7:04 PM - Sharkblade: you humans simply do not understand the subtle beauty of speaking with another shark

7:04 PM - Sharkblade: the minute hint of blood can change an otherwise heartfelt greeting into a vile declaration of contempt

7:05 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Sounds like a bunch of hoity toity superstition to me.

7:05 PM - Sharkblade: the imperceptible flash of a fin can be the difference between acknowledgement and the allowance of a mating ritual

7:06 PM - Sharkblade: the singular way of motion in the jaw can convey a thousand different nuances of speech unknown to your kind

7:06 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: I call bullshit

7:06 PM - Sharkblade: …mostly though, it boils down to “I’m hungry” or “There’s food”

7:06 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: So it seems to me sharks spend most of their time saying “hur dur fooderp”

7:08 PM - Sharkblade: for the most part, yes

7:08 PM - Sharkblade: I am thankfully an exception to such…vulgar perculiarities

7:13 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: http://i.imgur.com/1VNge.png

7:13 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Sharks ^

7:13 PM - Sharkblade: oh please

7:13 PM - Sharkblade: there is NEVER a need to identify ourselves as such

7:13 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Well, apparently that one needs to

7:13 PM - Sharkblade: we are sharks. if we can speak to each other, then you are another shark, if not then you are not one

7:17 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Okay, I fixed it

7:17 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: http://imgur.com/XZOPl

7:17 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: Sorry that I jumped to conclusions with the last one.

7:18 PM - Sharkblade: less asking is required

7:18 PM - Sharkblade: but otherwise accurate

Tworings (ThiZ) entered chat.

7:42 PM - Sharkblade: yarr

7:43 PM - Tworings (ThiZ): beeep

7:43 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: beep

7:43 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: http://imgur.com/XZOPl

7:43 PM - \{TNS}// Dr. Stones: http://i.imgur.com/1VNge.png

7:44 PM - Sharkblade: yes yes

7:44 PM - Sharkblade: keeeeeep insulting me and mine human

7:44 PM - Sharkblade: don’t worry

7:44 PM - Sharkblade: you’ll get what’s coming to you

7:46 PM - Tworings (ThiZ): you guys are the most advanced chat-bots I’ve ever talked to