Kelly Osbourne is sorry she's not sorry some of you didn't like her nails. The existence of a bottle of nail polish made of diamonds that costs $250,000 nonetheless remains incontrovertible evidence that somewhere along the line we went very, very wrong as a culture. Then Kelly Osbourne Instagrammed another picture of her nails. [@MissKellyO]



Candice Swanepoel says that it wasn't Photoshop that made one of her boobs look bigger than the other in that much-criticized Victoria's Secret ad. "If I pose a certain way with my shoulder up like this," she demonstrated for a reporter, "obviously one's going to look higher than the other." This seems like one of those cases where so many other Photoshop changes were made to the image that suddenly a fairly normal body position looks uncanny. [Fashionista]

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Speaking of Photoshop, here's Sheryl Crow on the cover of the "Pink Book," the Bloomingdale's catalog full of pink crap you can buy (one-half of one cent [divided by three, round up to the next decimal, divide by π] from every dollar of Pink Crap sales goes to breast cancer charities, or whatever). [WWD]


Steven Pan shot Jessica Stam for the new Interview Russia. [Jezebel Inbox]


Knitting magazines seem to be the primary source of employment for former America's Next Top Model contestants. [Buzzfeed]