The general election is over. Here are the papers rubbing the sleep from their eyes and splashing their reactions into the hollow face of Saturday morning.

The Sun goes for a sly chuckle over an all-out gloat.

"One nation" will haunt the PM, as he is bound and chained by his rightwing backbenchers.

The cruelty of the VE Day line-up continues.

This was YOUR wafer-thin majority.

After liberal praise for the Tory government from almost every media organisation..?

The sweetest "career-defining moment".

Well, two. Nicola. Cast in gold.

But don't worry, you can migrate to an EU member state for just £1. A bloody liberty.

But where's Nicola? The "Chosen two", surely.

Make sure you learn the bloody language before you migrate, you freeloaders.

Photos: Twitter

