STUDENT: Excuse me Professor, but I think I'm in the wrong class.

BEARD: If you're looking for a logic class, then you shouldn't need my help.



BEARD: If you're seeking a philosophy class, you should know that it doesn't matter where you are. If you're supposed to be in theater, then perhaps your entire act is a ruse. If you're missing biology, you should simply chalk this up the frailty of the human brain and its habit to transpose room numbers.



STUDENT: I'm suppose to be in engineering.

BEARD: Well, this is a fine mess you've made!



