I have such a weakness for this AU.



Bill promising to take Dipper’s history exam seriously, but writing the entire thing in cipher because grades are meaningless and he wants Dipper to learn how to access the secrets of the universe. Dipper being pissed that Bill won’t let him sit his own exam and tag-teaming Mabel’s exam instead. Mabel being adorable, as usual.



Their history teacher is probably extremely confused, and Bipper probably gets sent to counseling, which gives the entire office reoccurring nightmares.

