Cry No More

US Patent Issued In 2000 Tiny tots often cry for no reason that we adults can discern, at times that said adults might find inconvenient, such as on an airplane or in a restaurant. But that's what babies do. That's why they are so darn adorable, so we can't stay mad at them too long. Every parent is aware that a pacifier will… well… pacify the baby, that is until she decides to spit it out. Then, their little mouths are free to let loose with a gurgle or a scream, the later being not as desirable as the first. But we have a solution to their pacifier spittin' shenanigans, the Cry-No-More strap-on pacifier! This devious device firmly affixes the pacifier to baby's face by looping security straps around her little ears! The Cry-No-More looks good in theory and it may work for about ten seconds, until she reaches up and rips it off. And you can be thankful that the wee one can't talk yet, or you may get an earful once the cork has been popped. P.S. For more absurd patents, don't forget to visit the Patently Absurd Inventions Archive...click here! All Patents Are Real And On File.



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