The average man or woman who decides to brave the wilds of America’s malls and big-box parking lots on Black Friday will find themselves as close as they’ll ever come to a Medieval battlefield. Like their ancestors they would be wise to fortify themselves with drink (or they could just stay at home with their families).

With those shopping mall horrors in mind we present our Boozy Black Friday Survival Guide. Check out the infographic below for seven Black Friday drink pairings — for the Walmart warriors, the Home Depot heroes, and everyone else who grasps their credit card on Black Friday. Godspeed!