Women Who Are Not Having A Great Time In Western Art History

you ok?

what?

idk

you’re lying down and you look mad

no im having a great time babe

do you want to go home or something

why would i want to go home

when im having such a great time here

watching you talk to your friends

and watching you drink with your friends

and watching you have a great time with all of your friends that i dont know

christ

you can be such an asshole sometimes

ahhhh i dont think i should

oh my god just tell us or don’t

jesus

don’t make us beg you to tell us the story

no don’t stop now

we’re both so fascinated

fine well okay

i’m tired too

i get tired too, okay?

so maybe fucking i’ll just lay down on this marble too, see how you like that

maybe you should carry me home, because i’m more tired than you

there’s more of me to get tired, so i’m more tired than you are, so i’m going to sleep now

honestly there is like

not a great way to say this

but i sort of figured that more of you were going to die in childhood

or like

in childbirth or something

like you would die while i was in childbirth

nothing personal i just didnt think there were still going to be so many of you here at this point in my life

hooray

no definitely

definitely keep all trying to grab me and get my attention at the same time

yeah just whisper all at once, i’ll figure out what you’re saying afterwards

i don’t like you

do we really all have to be here for this

oh good question

i don’t know

what’s the only checkers rule that we have in this house

dad

please

WHAT’S THE ONLY CHECKERS RULE THAT WE HAVE IN THIS HOUSE

the checkers rule is that we all have t–

THE ONLY CHECKERS RULE IS THAT WHEN I WANT TO PLAY CHECKERS EVERYBODY PLAYS CHECKERS

are you up

what

get up

yes

im already up

no you’re not

yes i am

im not like

leaping around

but im still up

okay well

get up

okay well

i fucking am up, so

no get up though

wake uppp

im awake

i was already awake

i cannot pretend to listen to all of you right now

so one of you is going to have to decide if they actually have something important to say

and the rest of you will just have to GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY NECK

ugh

yes

im cominnng

im getting up

im basically already up