“Oh… COME ON! Pass the ball,” stated Hernandez to his computer monitor as he inadvertently found himself cheering for the Timbers to win a game he absolutely knows that they will lose. “Move for the ball, goddammit!”

Guzman admitted to The Nutmeg News that he didn’t have any reason at all to watch the replay only that he was extremely bored and needed some kind of sports entertainment that would help him pass the time in quarantine.

“God, why am I doing this to myself,” stated Guzman. “Why? You know what? Nope. I’m going to… OH COME ON THAT IS A FOUL. DAMMIT.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Guzman states, “We will get them in the second half,” before realizing what he is watching and going to get another beer.