You can’t choose whom you fall in love with — even if that happens to be two 336-pound pigs.

When Janey Byrne purchased her chic “micro-pigs,” then smaller than French Bulldogs, she had no idea what she was in for.

Byrne, a vegetarian, and her husband, Dave, purchased Meeka in 2009 for $515 and Molly for $73 a year later. But the naive couple had been tricked. The supposed teacup piglets soon ballooned into full-blown porkers.

They were actually Vietnamese Pot-Bellied Pigs, which typically grow to 200 pounds, unlike teacup pigs that top out at about 60 pounds.

“People noticed their rapid growth and said, ‘They’re not micro-pigs,’ but I wouldn’t listen to them,” Byrne, 47, told Caters News.

“I had no idea pigs could even grow this big!”

The mammoth piggies are a funny addition to Byrne’s posh home in Laughterton, Lincoln, in the north of England. Nonetheless, Byrne adores her porky pals.

‘They’re very pampered too, they’re really girly girls — they love dressing up in tutus.’ - Janey Byrne

“They love cuddles and belly rubs, playing with their ball, and I’ve taught them to beg like dogs — where dogs will give a paw for a treat, the pigs will give their trotters [feet],” she says.

“I know her language, and what all her various noises and grunts mean, and I greet her with a special noise — she trusts my voice to come to wherever I am.”

When Meeka and Molly aren’t chowing down, they’re playing dress-up.

“They’re very pampered too, they’re really girly girls — they love dressing up in tutus and I often give them a pedicure and paint their trotters, they’re my princesses and they love the attention.”

Molly and Meeka also gobble up money. Medical care and food for the pigs can run up to $440 a month, or $5,280 a year. To treat Meeka’s arthritis, Byrne gives her horse medication on a spoonful of jam.

Despite the costs and the public perception of owning lovable livestock, Byrne is committed to keeping her pigs safe.

“A lot of pigs never make it to this age, as they’re sent off to the slaughterhouse,” she says.

“I couldn’t let that happen to Meeka and Molly — they’re my babies.”