Having a party? Have no idea what to serve? Well, what else than Fish Assholes? Fish Assholes are always a popular d'oeuvres during formal events, sock hops, graduation parties, or even the occasional funeral. For an easy way to whip up some Fish Assholes, all you need is a stick of butter, crackers, a screwdriver, and of course, Fish Assholes. What you need to do is simple, you take the screwdriver, and you create a hole from one end of the stick of butter to the other end. You then place the Fish Assholes in this hole, and you microwave it for two seconds. After that, you need to take it out of the microwave, and you place crackers in between the stick of butter with Fish Assholes on the inside. The French like to call this delight Trou du cul du poisson rempli de beurre avec des craquelins en elle.