FETISH AFFAIRS GOES DOWN EVERY OTHER THURSDAY. NEXT AFFAIR IS ON SEPTEMBER 10TH. GET ON OUR MAILING LIST TO STAY TUNED.

Outdoor Patio Now Open!

Fetish Affairs is ecstatic to announce that our private nightclub’s spacious outdoor patio shall be available for you to chill out in the hot summer night!

Plus Hookah is back!

Fetish Affairs comes again on Thursday, September 24th, 8 PM until 2 AM foray in Shangri-La, La, La (Ha Ha Ha). That’s right, the small Army of soul-full souls who fashion Fetish Affairs to explode bi-monthly hang out with at least 80 ravishing angelic Angels of Fetish Affairs in Shangri-La! We all leave otherworldly ‘Shang’ solely to bring you the sole-ace experience on planet Earth! (Then we magically beam back to ‘Shang’ to cook-up heightened boundless debauchery for the next bimonthly Fetish Affair: That’s right!) – (A Fable?) … {(GRINNING)}

RSVP immediately or sand crabs shall crawl up your legs into shorty-shorts and little things devour little things. Got that “Twitchy-Itchy”?

Every-one every-time must RSVP to FetishAffairs@Gmail.com with first name and initial of last name to request an official invitation required to gain entry into this private event on private grounds, attendance by invitation only, a legally-sealed on-site membership-only event: NO exceptions!

It’s a Masquerade Affair! Or a Maskuerade Affair!! (HA!!!). The minimally 80 beauteous Angels of Fetish Affairs will be Mask-Querading at La MaskQuerade in Sexy Masks and Inviting Outfits to enhance the allure of the appetizing dishy juicy 80+ Angels who ache for you to come hither with that oozing come-hither look. A MASK-Her-Aid! MASK-Hoo-Ray!! Oh yeah: Mask-Querade ambrosial merriment with 80 Merry-Makers!!!

Attendees are also encouraged to also play-a-long while playing by wearing a Mardi Gras style (or other) mask for rousing amorous stares. (Feel free to be innovative! Or not!).

LET’S JUST STOP HERE TO REINFORCE THE TRUTH:

FETISH AFFAIRS IS THE BEST SHIT IN THE WORLD!

OK now, ahem, onward…

Fetish Affairs is the most popular, highest attended party on Earth, (by far!), because we offer the best sensual and erotic party-experience anywhere! And it dun’t hurt that we offer more girls, more hot girls, and hotter girls than any party anywhere, by far! – (Ain’t no bullshit neither!!). Held in the largest private playspace and private nightclub on the East Coast! In the coolest safest NYC neighborhood! With unrivaled palatial VIP rooms! Handily gratifying single men to have a supernatural Girlfriend eXXXperience! Exquisitely satisfying all fetishes! Plus supremely gratifying non-fetish people! Also devastatingly couple-friendly! Refer a new friend and get in FREE each time! There are no cameras at Fetish Affairs, unlike all parties in all public establishments: anonymity guaranteed: what happens at Fetish Affairs stays at Fetish Affairs. Staffed with a friendly professional security staff! – (You are always safe in all-ways!). The homiest hosts! Fetish Affairs is transcendent transcendental fun!! YESSS!!!

FREE!

Bring a friend with you and you get in FREE!

Holy Goat! You may get in EVERY Fetish Affair FREE!! Fuck Yeah!!!

(You must have attended a rousing Fetish Affair previously, and your friend had no prior connection with us).

Refer a girl to be join Fetish Affairs team (become a Fetish Affair Angel) and get in free!

(See FetishAffairs.com for enhanced referral illumination).

VIP Rooms!

Bag one of our luxuriant 12 VIP rooms and take fun to an exotic plane!

Have a celestial private affair at Fetish Affairs!

(See FetishAffairs.com for deeper VIP room specifics).

Covid-19 Precautions

Please Note: We will be using a safe hygienic no-touch infrared thermometer to check everybody’s temperature. There shall be prodigious amounts of hand sanitizer all over the nightclub: we highly suggest using it frequently. Masks and gloves shall be available for anyone who requires/wants them. When feasible we advocate social distancing. Particular parts of the club will be limited in persons when/if needed. Prior to entering the club every person must attest that they are free of any Covid-19 symptoms. (NO exceptions). The club is disinfected regularly. [All the aforementioned also applies to all of us of Fetish Affairs].

Have you RSVP’d yet? Da Fuck??

It’s from “The Underground Mayor of NYC”: Angelico! And the angelic Angels of peerless Fetish Affairs who give Angelico a hand, and lend you a hand, alternatively a sexy ticklish foot or two, plus other portions of F-L-E-S-H, as they BRING IT!

Fetish Affairs

The Girlfriend eXXXperience party!

FetishAffairs.com

FetishAffairs@Gmail.com

BRING IT!

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