An anonymous source from the Federal Bureau of Investigation issued a public statement announcing that nearly every level of the agency is in a state of confusion as to who they should be reporting to at this point.

"It's weird when you come to work and are asking, 'who's my actual boss,'" said the source. "We've always been in charge of our own initiatives, but who's in charge of us?"

There has historically been a separation between intelligence agencies of the United States and the upper echelons of the government. However, the current heads of state have apparently brewed a great deal of agency concern regarding confidentiality and other key security issues.

The source continued, "We're all kind of wondering, if we were to find something on, say, I dunno, Russia, where do we take that? Or... Yeah. Russia. Who holds us accountable? Anybody?"

Bureau director James Comey declined to comment in-depth on the anonymous statement, but to say: "This agency is so full of leaks at this point... Clearly."

The tenuous nature of the F.B.I.'s security concerns insulates the Bureau from tampering amidst Russia investigations, but it also begs the question: who will they give the results to and how will they impact the government?

The source continued, "I mean, think about this scenario: let's say we uncover some major connections between the administration and Russian officials. Who's gonna crack down on the administration? Who's even gonna care except the American people? And what difference does that make? The American people care about a lot of things."