What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?

Phone: Tupac with a Lisa Frank background. Computer: A picture of Manute Bol and Mugsy Bogues.

When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?

A Zima.

Who is the last person that called or texted you?

My ex.

What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?

I dick-queefed in an elevator in front of a hockey player.

When is the last time you went to a theater?