Voices In This Democracy

With the noose tightening around Wikileaks, Xipwire Inc. will allow donations to go through them so "people can make their own decisions." They will waive fees.

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Dear Interpol, Now That You've Got Assange, Please Arrest the Other 1.3 Million Men We Know Who Act Like Narcissistic Jerks

With the close of the global manhunt for Julian Assange, a request for Interpol to find all the other guys who use condoms that break, see two women at once, text on a date and don't notice their girlfriend's cute new haircut.

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Missing the Civil War, When Blacks, Jews and Sick People Knew Their Place

GOP Rep. and nutcase Leo Berman has introduced both a birther bill and a bill making it a felony to enforce the new health care act. Both proposals are wildly unconstitutional , like anyone in Texas cares. And GOPer John Cook wants to oust Texas House Speaker (and Jew) Joe Straus because "we want a true Christian, conservative," but Jews are "some of my best friends" so how could anyone say he's a bigot? We wish Texas would secede already. "My favorite person that's ever been on this earth is a Jew. How can they possibly think that if Jesus Christ is a Jew?"

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