During one defence of the ancients, particularly defiant

A major role was played by the stone giant

Despite having a title so grand and shiny

The stone giant was actually tiny

One of the strongest in the game

His fame still came with that lame name

Akasha made fun of his size

Until she saw his glaring eyes

The ground shook and to her surprise

An avalanche brought QoP’s demise

The rocks towards himself he drew

And so, tiny grew

Dragon Knight ridiculed tiny’s length

And mocked the stone giant’s strength

As Davion laughed, he could not see

Tiny pulled out a fucking tree

With a single swing the drake he slew

And so, tiny grew

Mangix was on tiny’s side

But his laughter he could not hide

Tiny knew his ally how to screw

To the other team brewmaster flew

Brewmaster could no longer brew

And so, tiny grew

Now his team was on him reliant

Tiny had finally become a giant

The enemies watched with a frown

As tiny brought all their towers down

They began playing the blame game

Always the same ‘it wasn’t my fault’ claim

Not even crystal maiden could stop the flame