St. Louis, MO—

What kind of sympathetic monotheistic God, who allegedly designed Earth specifically for humans, would allow the temperature on a year-end holiday that everyone celebrates to dip down to negative degrees?

I went to a bar on New Year’s Eve, and getting out of my car and walking to the bar’s door ruined my will to live.

I believed in God that morning, but the temperature was so f***ing cold at night that I can no longer believe an all-loving, all-powerful God would allow my boogers to freeze in just 3 seconds when merely stepping outside.

We are alone in our existence, with no space daddy looking out for us.

(Picture courtesy of vero@work.)

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