customer: i need those shoes for my feet! employee: are you pointing at the blue suede shoes? customer: yes i am, sir! get them on my feet! employee: i must warn you. the shoes are dangerous employee: dangerously unfashionable. ok... they're on employee: wow. those don't look very good employee: here, try out these rocket shoes customer: hmm... i... customer (flying off in a spin): haha, yeah! much better employee: yay!

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