Occasionally I receive some very cool, and creative, emails from my readers from around the world. Recently I received a survey from a few of my (self-described) weirdest, nerdiest, and most number one fans: Jessica, Matthew, and Jared Ashcraft. I thought it would be fun to share it with all of you. I have italicized my answers for your convenience.

You are a…

Fish

Stick

Potted Plant

Fish Stick on top of a potted plant

Other:

Would you rather…

Become an evil High Epic and destroy everything and everyone in your city?

Watch all your friends and family be eaten slowly by wild chalklings?

Who would win in a fight between Vin and Kaladin and why?

Vin. Kaladin isn’t good at hurting people who aren’t hurting people he cares about.

Are you more like…

Wax?

Wayne?

Which of your characters is your favorite?

None. They’re all like my children.

Which of the following has a larger obsession over guns?

Waxillium

David

Who would it make you more sad to turn evil?

Wayne

Kaladin

Which would you choose?

Twinborn

Mistborn

Full Feruchemist

Elantrian (not the undead kind)

Epic (nice)

Rithmatist

Knight Radiant

Awakener

Smedry Talent

Other :

Explain previous answer including form of power if necessary

Lots of metal in my current life. Not much Stormlight. So Mistborn wins.

If you didn’t choose Twinborn previously but you were Twinborn anyway, which two metals would you choose?

Same as Wax.

If all your books were burning in a fire, and you could only save one, which book would you save?

Way of Kings.

Is Zahel really Vasher?

Yes

No

Is there significance in the fact that the world of Silence Montane uses silver for protection? (Even though there is no known allomantic use for silver)

Yes.

Are you fluent in High Imperial? If so, do you teach lessons?

No and no.

Have you really had your library card revoked 17 times?

Alcatraz made that up. He does things like that.

Why are you doing this survey instead of writing Stormlight 3?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!