NEWS

This is the News Headline Of the Week, which may or may not become a new feature here because insane news is always amazing.

This is the story of Andrew Frey. A 37 year old man who made a series of outbursts and began masturbating in an Oregon restaurant. Police were unable to subdue him with a Taser. It took 15 cops to take him down but not get him off.

Frey told authorities that he took meth and couldn’t remember the incident.

He was treated at a hospital and then booked into county jail on charges of public indecency, theft of services, and resisting arrest