Step 1: Watch Pulp Fiction.

Step 2: Quarter pound your 80/20 ground beef.

Step 3: Form your patty. Not too fat, not too skinny.

Step 4: Fry it up.

Step 5: Latice the bacon then bake.

Step 6: Drool.

Step 7: Toast your buns.

Step 8: Dress it up.

The Royal with Cheese & Bacon, hold the pickles.