♪ OH, HEAVEN KNOWS

♪ WICKED PEOPLE AREN'T GOOD

♪ FROM HEAD TO TOE

♪ SHE WAS JUSTWICKED PEOPLE ♪

♪ HEAD TO TOE

- HEY, YOU, UH,

YOU WANT SOME ALCOHOLOR SOMETHING, SHARON?

- NO, NO.I'M GOOD, THANKS.

- OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

EXCUSE ME, SORRY.

[muffled singing]

- CAN I GET A SCOTCH AND SODA?

- ENJOYING THE SHOW?

- OH, YEAH.

IT'S NOT REALLYWHAT I EXPECTED.

- NO?

- TO BE HONEST, I'M JUSTHERE FOR THE BLOWJOB.

FROM WHAT I HEARD,I FIGURED THIS SHOW MUST BE

REALLY SEXY AND HOT, BUT...

I JUST DON'TSEE IT HAPPENING.

- OH, IT'LL HAPPEN.DON'T WORRY.

RIGHT NOW, YOUR WIFEIS BEING SHOT SO FULL

OF SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES,

ALL SHE'LL BE THINKING ABOUTAFTERWARDS IS "BLOWJOB."

- SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES?

- IT'S A MUSICAL THING.

WOMEN ARE SO CAUGHT UP IN ALLTHE SINGING AND DANCING,

THEY DON'T EVEN NOTICE IT,

BUT THERE'SA BLOWJOB REFERENCE

ALMOST EVERY TEN SECONDS.

BROADWAY WRITERSCALL IT SUBTEXT.

JUST LISTEN REALLY,REALLY CLOSELY.

♪

- YOU'LL DO GREATHERE IN THE EMERALD CITY.

I'M SURE YOUCAN'T WAIT TO GO.

- ♪ TAKE ME AWAYTO THAT SPECIAL PLACE ♪

♪ THAT BLOWJOB PLACE

♪ WHERE PEOPLE LIKE USCAN ALL LIVE FREE ♪

♪ FREE TO GIVE BLOWJOBS

♪ TAKE ME AWAYAND LET'S LIVE TOGETHER ♪

♪ THAT'S THE LIFE - BLOWJOBS!

- ♪ FOR YOU AND ME - ♪ BLOWJOBS ARE

- ♪ AND LET'S TRY - ♪ LOOK AT THEM

- ♪ DENYING GRAVITY - ♪ BECOMING FRIENDS

- ♪ HERE IN OZ,YOU LOVE BLOWJOBS ♪

♪ SUDDENLY,THEIR SOULS ARE FREE ♪

♪ BLOWJOBS - ♪ GRAVITY

- OH, THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!

ALL THE COSTUMES,AND THE SETS WERE AMAZING!

I REALLY LOVED THE SONGS.

THAT STEPHEN SCHWARTZIS A GENIUS.

I'VE GOT THEM ALLSTUCK IN MY HEAD!

HEY...THAT WAS SUCH A TREAT.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKEA LITTLE TREAT?

[giggling]

- WHOA, NO WAY.