

As requested by gins-avenger. :)



[Need more big bad posts?]



Kyoraku: …



Kyoraku: Wow. She is REALLY good at pretending to be naive and a victim!



Kyoraku: A much better cover than pretending to be a nerd like Aizen did, really.



Shinji: So does everything that gets near me turn evil or…?



Kira: Y-you mean when I sat in jail mentally flogging myself for attacking poor Hinamori I was actually obsessing over something I did that was…good?



Kira: …



Kira: I am going to need some time to process this.



Gin: I know what you mean, Izuru!



Gin: Apparently I was working for the good guys this whole time. Shocking, really.



Gin: And poor Rangiku! When she finds out that she stopped me from killing Bleach’s big bad…



Matsumoto: I am actually pretty okay with protecting friends who happen to be evil, Gin.



Gin: …



Hitsugaya: I-I mean, Hinamori did try to kill me that one time. And the look on her face was a bit…ferocious, but I never imagined that Hinamori might actually be evil!



Hitsugaya: She basically exudes goodness and light!



Byakuya: When she is not trying to kill you, that is.



Hitsugaya: Well yeah!



Byakuya: Rather like Aizen, then.



Hitsugaya: Yeah!



Hitsugaya: Wait.



Rukia: I can’t believe my haircut is a villain haircut.



Rukia: No wonder I’m so hot now.



Renji: B-But it was Hinamori who decided to stay and save Hisagi during training all those years ago!



Renji: That’s not a villainous thing!



Hisagi: Villains like me, though.



Hisagi: Like, Gin and Aizen both helped save me that night.



Renji: Oh yeah. Bummer.



Apacci: I dunno why you’re all so shocked that she’s sneaky!



Apacci: I always knew that Ms. “kido net” was an underhanded sort of lady!



Ichigo: So…like…did Aizen know?



Ichigo: Did Aizen know that the woman he tried to mentally control and kill was actually playing him?



Ichigo: He thougth she was in love with him, right? That she was totally under his thumb?



Ichigo: But instead, he was under her thumb!



Ichigo: I wonder what he’ll say about that.



Aizen: [opens mouth]



Aizen: [closes mouth]





Aizen: [opens mouth]



Aizen: [closes mouth]



Aizen: …



Ichigo: Guys I think Hinamori broke Aizen.