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Leaked footage of a meeting where Elysium gold sellers tell Crogge the server has been taken over by WhiteKidney and other staff. 100% real.

00:00 - 00:03 Our gold farmers were botting

00:04 - 00:05 in Azshara, Feralas

00:05 - 00:07 and Winterspring

00:08 - 00:12 but their accounts have all been banned

00:12 - 00:15 and all efforts to revert the bans have failed.

00:17 - 00:19 Just use my root access

00:19 - 00:21 to unban them again.

00:24 - 00:26 Lord Crogge

00:27 - 00:28 WhiteKidney...

00:31 - 00:33 WhiteKidney has taken control of Elysium.

00:34 - 00:36 He plans to copy the database and start a new server called "Light's Hope".

00:53 - 00:58 Zhang Wei, Wang Min and Li Jun stay - the rest of you plebs get out.

01:13 - 01:15 How the fuck did WhiteKidney find out?!

01:15 - 01:17 I gave you all access to my account to make sure the logs were clean!

01:18 - 01:23 I am the only reason you and your slaves aren't gutter trash anymore!

01:25 - 01:28 I should have partnered with the Vietnamese gold farmers instead.

01:29 - 01:31 At least they make good rolls!

01:31 - 01:34 How am I going to make money now?!

01:34 - 01:37 I spent months building everyone's trust!

01:37 - 01:40 I had half the community believing I was a fucking god!

01:40 - 01:42 Lord Crogge, some players still think you are the tits.

01:42 - 01:46 What good is that if I can't make money off them?!

01:46 - 01:48 Lord Crogge, we could infiltrate the new server?

01:48 - 01:52 WhiteKidney is too high and mighty to allow that!

01:53 - 01:54 He'd find and ban us!

01:56 - 01:57 And what kind of a name is "Light's Hope"?

01:57 - 02:00 Everyone knows Paladins are trash in Vanilla.

02:00 - 02:03 I mean what does the retribution spec even do?!

02:04 - 02:08 They should have called it "Gay Bar".

02:08 - 02:13 Because "Light's Hope" is gayer than a cock flavoured lollipop!

02:14 - 02:16 They could have at least called it something good like "Barrens Chat"!

02:17 - 02:21 Now everyone will think WhiteKidney has saved the day, instead of being the filthy traitor he is!

02:27 - 02:29 All I wanted was to milk some filthy casuals.

02:30 - 02:34 They would have bought gold anyway.

02:34 - 02:36 This way I could control the free market!

02:41 - 02:42 Now there will no Auction House supply of mats.

02:43 - 02:47 WhiteKidney doesn't understand how hard it is in Germany!

02:48 - 02:53 Last week I had to eat a frozen cat because it was too cold to go to the shops.

02:54 - 02:56 Not even ketchup made the little fucker taste good.

02:56 - 02:59 Now I won't even be able to afford to keep the power on!

03:00 - 03:02 I feel more cucked than men in Russian porn!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay Shenna, he'll find another way to buy you a soul.

03:14 - 03:16 I've spent my entire life with a tiny penis.

03:19 - 03:23 I would have been able to afford an enlargement in just two more months.

03:25 - 03:26 Now I'll stay a virgin.

03:31 - 03:33 He won't get away with this.

03:40 - 03:46 I'll make up some bullshit to tell the community and reopen the servers.

03:46 - 03:49 Some dumb noobs will still log on even after losing weeks of character progress.