Celestia: Oh my goodness! Of al the discoveries we made over the centuries, coffee is the best we've made. Can't you agree?

Luna: Sister, I am reading...

C: Luna! Tell me! Tell me! Am I right?

L: *sigh* What I'm observing here is that you should cease your comsuption and keep drinking only tea. You seems to be quite overactive when you drink that beverage. Or at least drink what they called "decaffeinated".

C: What? It taste awful!

L: But then, you would have no envy to make all your daily work in a single hour.

C: I would not be able to work without it.

L: Indeed. So do I.

C: But you don't effected.

L: Of course not. Unlike you, I drink a single cup each day.

C: One single cup?

L: Yes.

C: This very coffee?

L: Uh... Actually... no.

C: Are you implying that you have your own coffee?

L: Yes.

C: And where is that wondrous coffee that you keep away from me?

L: I.... keep it away from you for the most obvious reason.

C: Which is?

L: You can't stand caffeine.

C: What?

L: Look at you right now. You can't stay in place for five seconds.

C: Because I'm busy.

Luna raised a eyebrow.

L: Oh? You probably mean being busy annoying me, yes?

C: Luna!

L: What is it?

C: Give me a cup of your coffee!

L: No.

C: I haven't asked you for all of it. Just a single cup.

L: No!

C: What?

L: You heard me.

C: What would do to me a single cup of coffee when I drank seven since this morning?

Luna took a sip of coffee herself. Celestia stared at her sister with narrowed eyes.

C: It's this coffee, isn't?

Luna looked away, looking nervous.

L: Uh... No?

Celestia took the cup with her magic.

C: Give me that!

But Luna struggled to take the cup back.

L: I said no!

They struggled over the cup for five minutes, both panting.

C: What's wrong with you?

L: Me? What's wrong with you?

C: It's just cup of coffee!

L: NO IT'S NOT!!! And I know what do with it!

Luna managed to flip the cup for dropping its content on the floor, with a grin on her face. But her insistent sister managed to get under and gob all of it in one single gulp.

L: Ahhhh! Celestia! Are you insane?

C: Ha! I got my cup of.... of..... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!



Later.

Guard: Princess Luna? We managed get information about Princess Celestia's condition.

L: Is she well?

G: Well... according to our reports she kept doing everypony's chore on her way until she met an elderly mare who wished to be young again.

L: What about it?

G: Well... at the moment, she keep flying around the planet at great speed keeping screaming that she'll make her young again by going in the past at the speed of light.

L: Oh my stars! And the old mare?

G: Uh... She's holding her in her hooves.

L: Wait! What?

G: I'm not kidding. Please, help her, your highness.

L: *groan* The effects should dissipate soon.

G: May I ask...

L: You may.

G: *deep breath* What the heck she drank?

L: Death wish coffee. I'm writing them to cease production at this moment.



Wonderful work. That coffee really exist.