Here is the doorway to the Gelato Mio neighboring the Gillioz Theater, where Skepticon 4 is being held.

Man, you kept us from giving you our money. You sure showed us. Now we’ll starve because there are no other restaurants in downtown Springfield. Dumbass. A few things here…

1. Thanks for the heads up. I don’t want my money going to your undeservedly pretentious Christian business and subsequently into an offering plate.

2. Thanks for the blog fodder I can use to establish that religion does not at all keep people from being slavering ass hats.

3. When we look back through history, to the people who barred minorities from their businesses, whether they were women, blacks, or what have you, it is easy to see who the bad guys were. Now the moderate religious people are stuck trying to say “No, religion wasn’t the force sustaining bigotry” and are contradicted by those people at every turn. You’ve just helped convict Christianity for prejudice into the next generation.

4. Fuck you. We’re right.