NOTE: Today's post contains material (namely icing) in unintentionally unseemly shapes. There are also some poop jokes. If you are offended by unintentionally unseemly icing shapes or poop jokes, you will not like today's post. In other words: Hide the children!!



That said, everything here is safe for work (as always) and will most likely sail cleanly over the heads of the very young. Still, parents should note that CW has always been, and always will be, a PG-rated site.









Now, on to the unintentionally unseemly icing shapes!









You see, turkey cakes have two inherent flaws. First, they're made out of chocolate icing...









This you know.

which looks like poo.

blobular





a little stiff.

wang .

(Nice "legs.")

Here's another:





This guy looks pretty shocked. Think that's because his beak fell off, or because he's so surprisingly out of proportion?*



*ACTUAL DIALOGUE WHILE WRITING THIS POST:



Me: I'm not sure about "surprisingly out of proportion."



John: Why, what's wrong with it?



Me: Well, it's quite a mouthful.



John: [screeching laughter]



Me: [innocently] What?







Turkey: the other dark meat.





Katey S., Owen H., Paula W., Laura I., & Lola P., these Wrecks give new meaning to "giving you the bird," don't they?



- Related Wreckage: - Related Wreckage: Butterfly Misses

The turkey poo-

Last week we established pretty much every possible way turkey cakes can be wrecked...except one.However, the other problem - which I have avoided mentioning until now - is that they also tend to have long skinny bodies andheads, which can look, well...Combine these two unfortunate predilections, and you get: