(Source) AIR CANADA pilots who are flying high on porn have been warned to stop, or they’ll land in trouble. Exasperated at having discovered explicit material on board its fleet on several occasions, the airline told its crew they could be fired or face criminal charges if they don’t clean up their act. In an internal email from the airline, Chief Pilot Rob Graham said: “I am disappointed to have to raise this issue once again but unfortunately we have some people that have yet to understand the message”. He said they were tying to find those responsible. “Once they are identified they will be subject to discipline to the full extent of the law and our corporate policies.” The email, which was sent last year and titled Inappropriate Material in the Embraer Flight Deck, was recently obtained by CBC News as part of an investigation. But it seems to have had little impact, with explicit material found on board the airline’s jets as recently as February.

First of all, if I had a door I could shut on a plane and sit by myself I would watch porn too. If you make me sit for a few hours with nothing to distract my attention it eventually ends up at porn. That’s just human nature. Who hasn’t said to themselves, well I have nothing to do, might as well watch some porn? You’re lying if you say you haven’t. But with that said, I still don’t understand the whole dynamic of having a co-pilot right next to you. Are these guys watching porn on their flights together? Are they watching porn and then sitting there rock hard for the duration of the flight? That is a crazy move. People who watch porn just to watch it, not to actually jerk off, are fucking looney tunes. So I’m going to need some clarification by Air Canada here. Are the pilots flying solo porn flights? Are they going in shifts so one can masturbate while the other one stands outside the cockpit? You just can’t send out an internal memo telling everyone to stop watching porn and not explain the details. Because if Air Canada is full of a bunch of guys having group porn sessions together then I will never fly Air Canada again in my life. You can count on that.