You're gonna have to get closer than that to whisper conspiratorial nothings into his ear, Devin.

So, Bobby Three-bludgeons is right now actively seeking to interview Azerbaijan born Russian Pop Star Emin Agalarov who had his publicist set up the Trump Tower meeting with Donnie Dumbsh*t, so where else would Devin Nunes be but meeting with Emin’s Father-in-Law, the President of the Republic of Azerbaijan, Ilham Aliyev?

Azer News

“President of the Republic of Azerbaijan Ilham Aliyev has received a US Congressional delegation led by Chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Devin Nunes and including member of the committee Rick Crawford. The successful development of the bilateral relations between the Republic of Azerbaijan and the United States of America in political, economic, energy and security areas was stressed at the meeting. The sides said Chairman of the United States House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence Devin Nunes`s visit to Azerbaijan will contribute to the expansion of cooperation. Azerbaijan`s active support for peacemaking operations in Afghanistan was hailed, and the sides expressed their confidence that the two countries will continue making efforts to combat international terrorism. The sides exchanged views over regional security and settlement of the Armenia-Azerbaijan Nagorno-Karabakh conflict.”

Yes, yes I am sure the three decade old border dispute was high on their agenda items but the official account above seems to lack some truthiness, so lets see a Twitter breakdown.

x Strange place to visit on break pic.twitter.com/EQJDezHcMd Ã¢ÂÂ Olga Lautman (@olgaNYC1211) August 12, 2018

x Btw Emin Agalarov is the one who set up the Don Jr Trump Tower-Russia strategy meet. And Mueller recently sent a request to interview Emin Agalarov Ã¢ÂÂ Olga Lautman (@olgaNYC1211) August 12, 2018

x Give me a break, Rand Paul goes to Russia? Devin Nunez goes to Azerbaijan? Are they planning an exit strategy? Or further disruptive tactics? This is the last straw. I sense this gang of thugs is out of ideas. Or plotting the takeover of more countries. Ã¢ÂÂ BarbÃÂ¨tteÃ¢ÂÂ¾Ã°ÂÂÂÃ°ÂÂÂÃ°ÂÂÂÃ°ÂÂÂ Ã°ÂÂÂTrumpÃ°ÂÂÂ¥DESTROYSÃ°ÂÂÂ¥lives! (@barbetta1) August 12, 2018

x This is so crazy. They're all in this treason up to their eyeballs and operating in plain sight as though the US government is already taken over. Ã¢ÂÂ Or High Water (@Boomeranxt) August 12, 2018

x It's also the site of Trump's money laundering Baku project.https://t.co/TLoVQEIxjW Ã¢ÂÂ TheHonorablePRA (@peoplerawful) August 12, 2018

x And I think that was to launder money for the Iranian National Guard. Ã¢ÂÂ Karen Colllins (@karencollinsnyc) August 12, 2018

x cc: @JanzforCongress What is Devin Nunes doing in Azerbaijan when he won't meet with his constituents or debate his opponents? Ã¢ÂÂ #TIMESUP (@Lnonblonde) August 12, 2018

Well, #TIMESUP, he’s most likely suborning perjury in an attempt to save Don Cornholeone’s two kids from going to Federal prison.

The Dumpster Don is suspicious (for good reason) of electronic communications so he is using the age old tactic of sending a personal envoy rather than risking exposure through an intercepted carrier pigeon.

They are so deep in doo they are not even trying to be covert anymore.

