If the war is grave

and deteriorating.

Who you gonna call

(Dick Durbin!)

The Democratic rep to save

While he's Bush-baiting

Who you gonna call

(Dick Durbin!)

He don't care bout bin laden

He don't care bout bin laden

If you're an enemy of the state

why trust fate?

Who can you call

(Dick Durbin!)

If you wanna cut and run

Put down your gun

Oh, who you gonna call

(Dick Durbin!)

He don't care bout bin laden

He don't care bout bin laden

Who you gonna call

(Dick Durbin!)

If you're a terrorist

or Socialist

call

(Dick Durbin!)

He don't care bout bin laden

I hear he likes gridlock

He don't care bout bin laden

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call

(Dick Durbin!)

If you think we'll lose

there's no time to lose

Maybe you'd better blame

(Dick Durbin!)

Let me tell you something

Bush-baiting makes him feel good

He don't care bout bin laden

He don't care bout bin laden

Don't you win this war, oh no

(Dick Durbin!)

terrorists come through your door

The Dems wont let us win the war

I think you better blame

(Dick Durbin!)

Ow

Who you gonna call

(Dick Durbin!)

Who you gonna call

(Dick Durbin!)

Ah, I think you better call

(Dick Durbin!)...