Season 1, Episode 4

What makes it badass: Age ain't nothing but a number to Betty! And while we aren't saying that Betty is attracted to a 10 year old, we are going to state the facts: Glen told Betty she's beautiful, "like a princess," and her response is to gift him with a lock of her hair. That beats Demi and Ashton any day.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how many fucks did she give?: 1. If only because it was her new friend's kid.

Should you try this one at home: Probably not, cougaring is strictly for professional badasses and the ladies of Cougar Town.