A number of men and women, all reportedly suffering from a particularly serious case of “social justice” and/or “LGBTQI+!>!” are loose on the streets of Washington, DC, causing havoc, and twerking wherever they go.

Local police have asked residents to “remain indoors” but have assured the Rebel that the group will eventually disperse, owing to a rerun of Rupaul's Drag Race airing later this evening.