Update:

First I wanted to say thanks again to Bethie30! The candy, energy shots, and movies were greatly appreciated.

Candy list: Fruit by the foot Fruit Roll-Ups Gushers Rice Krispy Treats Mallo Cups (My favorite candy of all time).

Also, I wanted to say that it looks like my submission helped redditgifts change their layout for their site. Glad everyone is enjoying my posts as much as I'm enjoying my gifts :)

It was October 16th, 2012. I was sitting in my den admiring the giant world of the wide web while enjoying a nice cigarette and chatting with my pet monkey when a spike of cold air pierced my body.

I shook and thought to myself: "I'm forgetting something".

It then hit me. The postal man has not visited my great estate yet. I took my magical book and protested to it asking for it to show me where this gentleman may be.

Thy book told me that he had already visited my estate and left me a note.

"PREPOSTEROUS" I Shouted! No man has been to my estate at all today and no man certainly has not left any note. I went to my messenger birds and told them to find out if the postman had delivered anything for me.

The birds came back after a long journey and had told me that he had visited a local establishment and dropped off a package for me. I thanked the birds and started my journey.

I arrived at the building and was greeted by the great postwoman. She was awaiting my arrival and pulled out a glorious package.

I thanked her and then opened the door and left to go home. The events that unfolded after arriving home blew me away.