sexydraculaprincex:

dreadrhythmic: tastefullyoffensive: [wordsbynight] i do, i dont understand he put dawn in the dishwasher

#y'all need to teach your kids how to do basic shit#you got these white kids running around causing fires in my dorm room because they can’t use a god damned microwave or stovetop or toaster#like get your life together

those tags are so true tho