Here at SportsBlogIt, we have a high publishing standard. Normally we would never cover Sports in France. Ya know because we have never had a single visitor from France. But alas here we are, que the dick jokes… But when a guy nearly gets his dick bitten off by another person Alex tells me all about it. It seems like just week Alex was telling me about how he almost had to bite a dudes dick off at the club. Anyways I digress the incident involved a player from SC Terville and AS Soetrich, two clubs in the eastern region of Lorraine, separated by just a 10-minute drive. The amateur soccer player in France who bit the dick was banned from playing soccer for 5 years. After biting an opposing player’s penis with so much force it required multiple stitches and a trip to this hospital.

The player from Soetrich who has yet to be named was involved in a post-match altercation against there rival Terville. It appears that the in-match confrontation and anger spilled over to the parking lot. It is there that the opponents fought. In the only way, a Frenchman would fight he tried to bite the dudes dick off. No joke.

The opponent’s dick required 10 stitches. What is interesting about this story is that the guy who’s dick got almost bit off was also was suspended.

Although it appears dick biting is a form of celebrating an accomplishment in soccer. So maybe both players were just congratulating each other on the game.

