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The Big German just breaked another record, so it'z only right I break out MY new record about him today!



Download this top secret track from mein forthcoming album for your holiday loved one. Merry Dirkmas, Mav fanz!



P.S. Tweet @Swish41 and tell him we want him in the video!

lyrics

Würzburg...

Iz where hiz birth occurred

Where Dirk emerged straight out the blue

Like Smurf turdz

Dirty like curse wordz

All day with the fall-away

Call game, iz y'all insane?

You just ball, he Hall of Fame

Tick-tock, check the clock, mayne

Go 'head and just pick your spot, mayne

Go 'n' get all up in hiz jock, mayne

D still gon' hit the shot, mayne!

When dude'z free, you gotz to pass it

Assuming you wantz a basket

The fool be straight automatic

So who thinkz they could stop the Maverickz?



Mavz fanz all over earth

Holla back if y'all roll with Dirk

Dish the rock, let him go to work

Get him hot, he'll go berserk

That tall baller, gettin' buzy

Blonde bomber, who iz he?

Big D, if you with me, then scream

"Dirk Nowitzki!"



Now in case y'all forgot the song

This ain't no false alarm

Big D still got that awesome blonde

He droppin' bombz

Some people fronted when he first crossed the pond

But y'all waz wrong, we seen it all along

7 feet with a shot? Come on!

Now peep game, here'z a fun fact:

I can think of only one cat

Who come overseaz and won that MVP

With skillz you scrubz lack

Shot sharp az thumbtackz

Grabbed hiz nutsack and sparked a comeback

Look up at the rafterz, you see the banner?

Nowitzki hung that!



Mavz fanz all over earth

Holla back if y'all roll with Dirk

Pick and pop, let him go to work

Get him hot, he'll go berzerk

That tall baller, gettin' buzy

Blonde bomber, who iz he?

Big D, if you with me, then scream

"Dirk Nowitzki!"



Here-here-here-here'z Nowitzki!

Here'z Nowitzki!

Here-here-he-he'z heating...

Here-here-here-here'z Dirk!

D-D-D-Dirk!

He-he-he-he-he-he-he'z heating up!



Baseline J (shake 'em off now)

Pull-up trey (break 'em off now)

One-leg fade (shake 'em off now)

All damn day (sing the song now)



Great Scott! Dirk'z gettin' way hot

That'z why he rock a tank top

He get paid to pop bank shotz

And raindropz, you cain't stop him... 'fraid not

OMG! Nowitzki

Scoring tonz, with more to come

Before he'z done

The Deustchman who waz born to gun

Swish 41



Hey yo Rick, put away the clipboard

Iso Dirk, he 'bout to rip cordz

When 41'z in the gym, you get torn up

In short, go keep your bench warm

Spin toward the rim, score in your face (cash)

He took less to win more

Anywhere on this court, the kid'z a lit torch

You see the fingertipz scorch?

Go ask hiz mentor, Holger helped with hiz form

But the game waz inborn

Make you wanna switch sportz

D'z too tall for threez and too quick for big fourz

That German import make it rain indoorz

And when it rainz, it pourz

We got a shooter loose in the building

Check the sixth floor, you foolz have been warned!



Mavz fanz all over earth

Holla back if y'all roll with Dirk

Dish the rock, let him go to work

Get him hot, he go berzerk

That tall baller, gettin' buzy

Blonde bomber, who iz he?

Big D, if you with me, then scream

"Dirk Nowitzki!"



Oh my god! Ohhhhh! Shut it down! Let'z go home! Woooo!

It'z a wrap, Dirk!

Man, that iz a [w]rap!

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© 2015 Uzi Muzik / The Bizness Company / Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)



Writed and produced by Hammel Heinrich a.k.a. Sneaky Sneak of Lazër from Blonde Bomber: The Mixtape , track released December 24, 2015© 2015 Uzi Muzik / The Bizness Company / Sneaky Productionz (ASCAP)Writed and produced by Hammel Heinrich a.k.a. Sneaky Sneak of Lazër

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