My Arbitrary Day match decided to have a bit of fun... that jerk. They stalked me on reddit, sending me weird messages. And also sent me a pre-gift with.. what I deemed as trash, or a mechanism for me to take my life should I go crazy from trying to figure the puzzle out. The weird messages online were clues to a puzzle that needed to be solved paired with the messages in the package mailed to me. I consulted my cohorts at work who helped me out the best they could, but the stalker was much too much of a match for us and after some help from said stalker, I figured the puzzle out.

It lead me to a web page with MORE instructions that I had to do in order to get my gift. Thus, I had no choice but to comply to get my spoils... and what spoils they were!

Following were sent as the gift:

A small cat pendant, with instructions that indicated that if I masturbate.. the cat shall die.

Two games!! Quake Wars and Far Cry

A necklace promised to get me laid (I'm holding you to that)

What looks like a handmade paper weight made out of sacrificial RAM

Coupon for Free Wrigleys gum

A frakkin unlocked Sony Ericsson Cell phone (WTF DUDE.. it's exactly what I need too)

And finally and best of all... a crumpled up piece of paper from Apple Auto Glass which says "You're worthy"

The gifts were awesome, but the time and effort that this person put in with respect to the stalking and the puzzle... are priceless.

And sadly, I still don't know which redditor this is.. all they provided was an md5 hash of their username :(

So, thank you 19D8DD7CC3028FC715839462D36431B1.. thank you very much.