According to a report in the Daily Mail, which we won’t link to because it’s a hateful wanker-rag with scumbag racist, sexist, misogynistic tendencies, Calum Chambers is going to have a medical with Fulham ahead of a loan move for the 2018-19 season.

I don’t know if we should take this at face value or not, but it seems to be a thing doing the rounds this evening.

We here, having had a few beers this evening, feel as if this would be a shame, particularly because Calum is very handsome and this team has lost some of its ‘OOOOF’ after Olivier Giroud left last season.

We would prefer if Shkodran Mustafi joined Fulham but clearly Unai Emery disagrees which makes us wonder about his ability to judge beauty. Of course this is not exactly the measure of a good footballer – we’ve had many down the years who haven’t been much to look at, but still.

Anyway, the point is that Chambers appears to be leaving and from our list of centre-halves he would definitely not be top of our list.

We look forward to more stuff from other chaps who might do things and then we can all say ‘WTF?’ and now it’s time for another beer.

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Alas poor Calum, we hardly knew thee.

ps – Pigeons and bluebottles are total dickheads