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sentences longer, "I'm old enough to read the birth defect warning on cigarettes, you harpy. You're lucky I'm not just a screaming face in an incubator." PG-13 had some interesting responses to this challenge. At first he seemed to get a little too hung up on Family Circus' disregard for human life. However, on his third cyber attempt, he generated such a perfect Family Circus comic that it's virtually indistinguishable from the originals.When I gave this to PG-13, he seemed especially confused. Not by his suddenly raging cyber boner-- I programmed that to go off every three minutes so I could make eggs. No, PG-13 seemed genuinely confused why a human would make something like this. Maybe that's why he generated such a strange comic:There are two serious problems with this comic. The first is the shaky setup to the punchline "winternet." If, as a writer, you're going to go take your reader on a long walk to a shitty pun, that should come with an apology letter. Not from you yourself, but from the doctor that couldn't reattach your dick. Rapists read this comic and understand now what they've done. The second problem here is that computers don't display static. Bill Keane has mistaken them for televisions. I'm sure that's common among people who grew up with cholera as their only hobby and who still calls pulleys a fad. Seriously, fuck you, Bill Keane. Why did you invent his own entirely new circumstance if you didn't have a clever comment about it? It's a two step process to nothing. Your stupid ass probably had to redraw the whole comic after someone told you that computers don't have gas tanks. When I asked PG-13 to rewrite this crap, the paradoxical nature of it immediately fried his logic circuits. He stared at it blankly, clattering and smoking the entire time. Suddenly, after six hours of silence, he spat out these two cryptic comics and refused to ever work again: