I received a carefully wrapped brown paper package in the mail the other day. At first I didn't think too much of it, I order a ton of things online, but upon closer inspection I noticed my reddit handle.. Ah-ha! This must be what I was waiting for!

After peeling back the first layer of brown paper the first I noticed was wow this person loves tape, holy tape, soooo much tape....allll over what appeared to be some kind of blue plastic bag - which apparently was not drugs, definitely not drugs.

Ultimately, I fought my way in with scissors, a careful eye, and an unbridled sense of optimism that hopefully this was the drugs I was in fact looking for.

Wow...another plastic bag - starting to think my santa may have been early into Canada's new green legislature. No more tape though :)

Finally, unveiled in all their glory, not one, but two 300g bags of craft roasted beans chock full of my favorite morning drug - caffeine - from a place I had only been to once before in my life (on a greyhound bus destined for Calgary starting off in Guelph, ON - yea...it wasn't the best idea ok?, whole other story...)

After tasting several cups of joe pumped from my favorite espresso machine I can say that this reddit gift exchange was most definitely a success. Thanks coffee santa!