Before you even start – shut up.



Sit down. I’ve got children older than you. Behave yourself.

If you’re one of those people who has a problem with Battlefield 5 featuring women, blue facepaint and prosthetics, you’re not the type of person we want reading our website.

Don’t give us that “historically accurate” crap either. You can’t hide your small-minded misogyny behind it.

You’re an embarrassment. Go elsewhere.

But while you are here, check out Simon Miller’s in-depth report on why you’re clearly wrong.

You should probably subscribe to The Miller Report.

Arguing on the internet about videogames is never a good look.