Being a man of many interests who isn't very picky, I listed about a million Likes for Arb Day so my giver would have plenty of options. The average giver would use this information to send one or two things. However, kopiikat used it to send me pretty much ALL THE THINGS!

I'll let her words explain:

"Dear ModusPwnins,

Sorry for the delay on getting this out to you. It didn't turn out quite as gloriously as I had hoped,"

[Editor's note: NONSENSE! It's gorram amazing!]

"...but I hope you enjoy it anyway.

I have included: whitening toothpaste so you may have lovely white teeth like Richard Hammond, a sudoku book so you may use your logic, a collection of plastic knives because decent knives are too expensive, a fortune cookie because why not?, and, finally, a Shiny Bock t-shirt to celebrate your love of beer and Firefly. I hope you'll wear yellow.

Also, apologies for the Hello Kitty card. Seems like that's all I have in my house. Derp. (I kept it in the pink envelope to be extra obnoxious.)

HAPPY ARBITRARY DAY!

Your Santa, Kopiikat"

Thanks, Kopiikat, for being a fearless and amazing rematcher!