and you --you hide everything!

And then you show upwith all this new equipment

and now this!Please!

Tell mewhat's going on!

Nothing is going on.

You hissed at me!You went [hisses]

Okay, okay. I-I'm going to tellyou the truth, Sheila.

I watch pornon the internet.

Sorry.

I'll try to stop.

But I knowyou watch porn.

You told meyou watch porn,

and I told youI don't care, Gerald.

Oh, yeah!But, uh...

It's, uh...

But this is different.

Why? Because it's not...normal porn?

Right.

Like somethingreally embarrassing?

It's really embarrassing.

Tell me.

It's...porn.

It's...piss...porn.

Piss porn.

Piss porn?

Like peoplepeeing on each other?

See?!It's so embarrassing.

No wonder I hid it,right?

Phew.I'm sorry.

It's good to get it outin the open, though.

Do you want meto pee on you?

No!

You only like watching other women pee?

Oh, no, no. It's --It's not like that.

Becausethey're pretty?

You have towatch it on a video

because I'm overweightand old?

No!I-I-I want you to.

I just couldn't ask.

You do? Promise?

Yes?

[ Contemporary jazz playing ]

[ Groaning in disgust ]

Am I doing it right,Gerald?

Yep.[ Continues groaning ]

So hot, honey.

Ugh. Warm. Ugh.