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Hitler got a little ahead of himself, buying all the Archero Chapter Packs to max out his Tornado to Legendary, then maxed out Helix to be the ultimate Archero master, and then...

00:00 - 00:03 Here are the new meta reports for Archero, we've crunched all the numbers.

00:04 - 00:05 The best hero is Meowgick.

00:05 - 00:07 The Stalker Staff is the most powerful weapon.

00:08 - 00:12 We stack Vest of Dexterity and two serpent rings, with an Agile Locket for maximum dodge.

00:12 - 00:15 The enemies won't be able to touch us and they will be overrun with deadly kittens.

00:17 - 00:19 We've already maxed Helix.

00:19 - 00:21 The Legendary Tornado we built from buying all the Chapter packs will work.

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer, ...

00:27 - 00:28 ...the Staff...

00:31 - 00:33 The Staff has a crit boost which renders all other weapons obsolete.

00:34 - 00:36 You can't even beat Chapter 14 Stage 4 without it.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who uses Atreus, Urasil, Rolla, Onir, Taranis, Bonnie, or Phoren get out.

01:13 - 01:15 Helix was the BEST!

01:15 - 01:17 Who needs dodge with default RAGE?!?!?

01:18 - 01:23 Do pussy cats increase your damage when the Double Archers in Chapter 11 relentlessly shoot you in the face?

01:25 - 01:28 This pandering to the weakest players is worse than Fortnite.

01:29 - 01:31 When is it going to be easy enough?

01:31 - 01:34 Only the Brightspear and Stalker Staff are ranked SS!

01:34 - 01:37 Doesn't anyone realize how many upgrades those need to rival the Tornado?

01:37 - 01:40 Ricochet, Piercing, Multi-shot and Attack Speed.

01:40 - 01:42 My Fuhrer, we're still doing better than 99% of other players.

01:42 - 01:46 The 99% are just free-to-play losers that can't even afford the bi-weekly Battle Pass!

01:46 - 01:48 My Fuhrer, Meowgick is available for free-to-play users.

01:48 - 01:52 Great, maybe they'll add a Hero dismantle option so we're not 99% buttfucked!

01:53 - 01:54 It's too late!

01:56 - 01:57 We're already on Chapter 14...

01:57 - 02:00 ...my kids didn't even get Christmas presents because I had

02:00 - 02:03 to buy all those bullshit Chapter Packs just to get a couple more

02:04 - 02:08 items I actually use in the game only to have 90% of the other RNG garbage items

02:08 - 02:13 take up all the room in my inventory screen, mocking me everytime with that worthless Legendary Bow right at the top.

02:14 - 02:16 It took 2 more months to finally fuse my Legendary Tornado!

02:17 - 02:21 and then they add this feline squirting, LGBT parade mascot, Meowprick, and we can't even get halfway through Chapter 14 without him!

02:27 - 02:29 Helix made the game fun again.

02:30 - 02:34 His special ability gave us hope in the darkest times with only single digit HP remaining.

02:34 - 02:36 He required the evasive skills of a mongoose.

02:41 - 02:42 Now it's a cakewalk.

02:43 - 02:47 Anyone with all the senses of Hellen Keller can just wipe their ass with the screen against the Chapter 11 Double Archers now...

02:48 - 02:53 ...and still come out unscathed with all that dodge and crit!

02:54 - 02:56 Most of us in the top 1% completed Chapter 11 pre-nerf with Phoren or Taranis.

02:56 - 02:59 I'd love to see these F2P toddlers try to pull that off without their kitten spewing Stalker Staff.

03:00 - 03:02 We had to use all our gems on revives just to get killed off again!

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, you still get daily gems.

03:14 - 03:16 Maybe they'll add a hero that has Rage and conjures flying monkeys...

03:19 - 03:23 I'm sure in a couple of years of F2P playing I'll have a Legendary Staff too.

03:25 - 03:26 I'm broke.

03:31 - 03:33 the Chapter Packs are all gone...

03:40 - 03:46 If I'd have known they were going to add these OP items down the line I'd have never spent a penny on this crack cocaine meth laced game.

03:46 - 03:49 I hope the developers choke on their lobster tails and filet mignon.