Sarah Palin, insprired by Ted Cruz who read “Green Eggs and Ham” during his filibuster last year, rewrote the Dr. Seuss classic during her speech this afternoon at CPAC 2014.

This was a show stopper:

“I do not like this Uncle Sam.

I do not like his health care scam.

I do not like — oh, just you wait —

I do not like these dirty crooks,

or how they lie and cook the books.

I do not like when Congress steals,

I do not like their crony deals.

I do not like this spying, man,

I do not like, ‘Oh, Yes we can.’

I do not like this spending spree,

we’re smart, we know there’s nothing free.

I do not like reporters’ smug replies

when I complain about their lies.

I do not like this kind of hope,

and we won’t take it,

nope, nope, nope