The Steps

Make sure you yell at everyone. If someone's not being yelled at that means they're not having fun. Make sure everyone in your lobby is having fun :) If it doesn't work then scream louder.Anytime somebody makes a mistake make sure that you let them know how much of a worthless human being they are. Remember that this is the most effective way to keep people in the community. People don't learn unless the entire lobby is simultaneously yelling at them for messing up. Insults are encouraged. Actually teaching people the game is time consuming and inefficient.Don't clear cache. Clearing cache is for nerds. Takes too much timeDon't vett. Vetting is time consuming and useless. Make sure to just simply slap "All Welcome" in the title. That should do the trickBan people. Let's face it the only fun part of the lobby is banning people. A hoi lobby is the only thing in your life that you're in control of and the power fantasies are endless. somebody bringing your rules into question? Ban them. Can't break china? Ban them. Found a turk? Ban them. Possible someone knew to the community that asks a seemingly dumb question? Why you'd be a fool not to ban them!Make sure everyone knows that you are the superior host to all. Smack talking other communities and hosts is a must. Clearly your balance mod is the best and the players from other communities are garbage.Teamwork is severly overrated. Attempting to communicate with your allies is possible one of the worst things you can do. Instead isolate yourself into a different channel with 3 other players that you know well.