The scene is Levi’s Stadium for Wrestlemania XXXI. WWE chairman Vince McMahon has pitched his brain child for several weeks on Raw and Smackdown. The promoter’s idea is to have an eight tag-team tournament featuring some of the SEC’s biggest, baddest players.

The tourney will last three rounds with the final match taking place just before the main event, because as everyone knows, no one goes on after John Cena. Here’s a breakdown of how the SEC tag-team tournament would go.

Round One

1. Team Missouri (Shane Ray and Marcus Golden) vs. Team Auburn (Nick Marshall and Cameron Artis-Payne)

The duo of Ray and Golden dominated the SEC this past season, so its no surprise they claim the No. 1 seed in our tag-team tournament. Auburn’s duo of Nick Marshall and Cameron Artis-Payne assumes the role of babyface fan favorites given their lack of size by comparison. But Missouri takes the win in a quick squash match to advance to the next round.

Winner: Missouri

2. Team Ole Miss (Robert Nkemdiche and Marquis Haynes) vs. Team Arkansas (Jonathan Williams and Alex Collins)

Team Ole Miss has the advantage in size and dominates the match early. But Arkansas makes a surprise comeback to even the score with both Haynes and Williams laying on the canvas reaching for a tag. Haynes “hot tags” Nkemdiche, who runs through both Razorbacks and hits his finishing move, the “Nkobra Clutch Slam.”

Winner: Ole Miss

3. Team Tennessee (Curt Maggitt and Derek Barnett) vs. Team Mississippi State (Dak Prescott and Josh Robinson)

Much like the season, Prescott and Robinson start strong and dominate the match early. But Maggitt and Barnett rally with several double-team moves and take the victory. Their manager, Butch “Mouth of the South” Jones, is ecstatic.

Winner: Tennessee

4. Team Georgia (Todd Gurley and Nick Chubb) vs. Team Alabama (Reggie Ragland and Trey DePriest)

Team Georgia works as a cohesive unit throughout the match, with both members dominating as if spitting images of one another. Chubb ends the contest with a powerbomb to earn the pinfall.

Winner: Georgia

Round 2

1. Team Missouri vs. Team Georgia

Georgia takes an early advantage, with Chubb and Gurley working Golden into a corner. But Golden manages to tag Ray, who rallies to earn the pinfall. Unlike the regular season, Missouri takes the victory over Georgia.

Winner: Missouri

2. Team Ole Miss vs. Team Tennessee

Tennessee has the momentum early, with Barnett and Maggitt dominating the match. Suddenly, Senquez Golden arrives and strikes the Vols’ manager with one of his own bricks. Jones falls to the ring apron, which distracts Barnett and leads to a sneak attack by Nkemdiche, who hits his finisher for the three-count.

Winner: Ole Miss

Final Round

Team Missouri vs. Team Ole Miss

The two teams are locked in a gridlock, with Golden and Haynes both on the canvas reaching for a tag. Suddenly, a swerve, as Ray refuses to reach out for Golden’s hand and walks out of the arena, pulling off the ultimate heel turn. Nkemdiche and Haynes dominate the defenseless Golden and capture the victory.

Winner: Ole Miss