So, as promised, here is another blog! This one shall be done as a lighter blog, and you shall have me narrating at you rather than a Sim. Most of the time. I think. ANYWHO.

This is me. Kinda. This is Sim-me, otherwise known as Sinny Wright

Traits:

Night owl

Hopeless Romantic

Friendly

Absent Minded

Charismatic

This is the boat she lives on.

Sinny: Why am I living on a boat?

Because the largest plot of land required for the legacy challenge was a water taxi, running, a normal taxi, a water taxi, more running and then another normal taxi away. Or some shit like that. It took you hours to get anywhere.

It was FUCKING AWFUL.

Anyway. This boat sucks. But Sinny is poor, so it will have to fucking do for now.

So, I had this wonderful idea that this blog should be about resorts, so Sinny loves resorts now.

Sinny: I like resorts.

Yes.

So Sinny bought a resort.

And it blows.

So much.

look at it, it’s just…ew.

Sinny: Why did I do this?

You like resorts.

Sinny: I like resorts.

Well, something had to be done with the resort.

Sinny: LET’S BLOW IT UP.

We blew it up. All that was left was a bin, a bookshelf, a buffet table and a confused looking man on his holiday. He was “using” the bookshelf so I couldn’t take it. That was soon rectified.

Now, landscaping! The ground was too lumpy to get the “tower” that I wanted. I tried leveling everything.

Wut.

The starfish get their own special hole when I do this, apparently

Yeah, this is weird.

Noooope. This looks cool in retrospect, but nobody wants to holiday over a foot of water.

…Damnit.

FUCK IT.

No terrain shite for me.

A RESORT THAT SUCKS LESS.

I haven’t got pictures of the inside. I’ll show you later.

Here’s the roof, though.

You can kinda see stuff.

It doesn’t suck so much anymore. But still a bit kinda.

Sinny: HEY MR GUY WHO WAS HERE BEFORE. Do you like?

Guy: THIS PLACE IS SO FUCKING CLEAN BUT HOW AM I MEANT TO ENJOY MYSELF IF YOU DON’T HAVE A TABLE FULL OF DIM SUM AND A PIT OF FIREY COAL FOR ME TO HAVE A WALK ON?

Sinny: shitshitshitshit

She promptly went to the town pool to drown herself so she could put herself out of her misery, but I made her wear a snorkel because fuck that.

Sinny: Blargleflargle

Yes.

Next was the town square, where we find an absurdly well dressed little girl.

Who I swear to god I didn’t put in there. She’s totally unsupervised at like 2pm, too. I think she must be a midget or something.

Sinny liked this one, despite how douchey he looked.

I can’t remember his name.

Guy: BOOBS

Better change the camera angle…

Guy: NAH, SERIOUSLY, BOOBS.

Yeahhh…so I sent her away when I found out he was an adult. The last thing I want in my legacy is “HAPPY CHILD BIRTHDAY, KIDS…oh shit, dad’s dead”. That’s happened to me before and it sucks.

Orangeshirt McDoucheglasses looked longingly into the distance at Sinny walking away.

Guy: Ahh yus.

And the absurdly well dressed child/midget sat down and tried to stare people to death.

GRACEFUL AS A SWAN.

Guy: I like Sinny.

Sinny: I like bugs.

Sinny: Nowait I like you!

Sinny clearly is attracted to every boy evar.

She may be my self Sim, but I am NOOOT like that. Laike, at all.

Then this little girl showed up. Again, unsupervised.

Little girl: Freedooooooom

But she was pretty much stamping into Sinny’s foot with this look of pure hatred…sooo.

Little girl: I will leave this town with a trail of mangled toes in my wake.

Yes.

So, that guy’s married. PFFT. horrible luck on your first day.

But FRIENDS. YAY.

Ah shit, I know that howling sound of impending doom. IT’S THE FULL MOON.

I sent her some sort of hip hangout or whatever.

And she met surf-hat guy. Albert I think.

Sinny: Daaaaaaaang. Boi u fiiine

Aww, isn’t that nice. They’re both mushy saps.

AW SHIT.

Ew.

Sinny: This full moon and all of these zombies are making me want to tear off your lifejacket…

Sinny: I mean hi.

Sinny: HNNG.

Albert’s thoughts were on zombie girl outside.

Zombie: Love me.

They were getting closer.

OH NO. INSIDE ZOMBIE.

FULL MOON KISS.

Sinny: You’re my boyfriend now. k.

QUICKLY.

Sinny ran.

Zombie went to the fridge.

Sinny: Oops?

Zombie: I just don’t wanna hurt anyone D:

Sinny: Least full moon madness got me a man.

ON MY FIRST DAY.

YEAHHHHHHHH

…

So. That’s it. The first day. Let me know how you liked it, and like the resort, I’ll try and make this not suck!