As we've watched President Trump boldly delivering on those promises that haven't been stopped by a court, the blue-blooded patriots of our own homeland have been asking themselves one question: who will make Australia great again?

Today our insufficiently engreatened nation got its answer – Senator Cory Bernardi, who reportedly plans to tackle the raft of problems confronting Australia by leaving its government for a splinter party.

While he'll shortly be another addition to the packed crossbench, Bernardi has one asset that no other senator can boast – the majority. Specifically, the Australian Majority, a group registered by his Conservative Leadership Foundation and widely assumed to be the name of the party he will register.

This name is a masterstroke. If Donald Trump can become President with 3 million fewer votes than his opponent and claim instead that he would have won a majority but for millions of cheating illegal immigrants, why should Bernardi need a majority of voters when he can simply declare one? Getting an actual, numerical majority of voters is so pre-post-truth.