Look, it goes without saying we all love Seinfeld; it goes even more without saying that we all want new episodes of Seinfeld on NBC. But — friends — at what cost?! Starting right now, every time you watch a Seinfeld rerun, you are implicitly supporting the Trump campaign.

But! If we all agreed to stop watching Seinfeld on TV, then they’d stop showing Seinfeld on TV. And Bannon stops getting checks. Ergo. If you really want to watch Seinfeld, don’t do it on TV. Come over my house instead, I have them all on VHS.