(I’m in Mandarin class doing some work with two of my classmates. Despite being Danish, it is not uncommon for us to speak English, which we are currently doing.)

Classmate #1: *in Danish* “Why do you guys do that? Speak English?”

Me: *in English* “It’s easier, I guess? We don’t really think about it.”

Teacher: *in Danish* “[Classmate #2], [Classmate #3], [My Name], you are in Chinese class! You should be speaking Danish, not English!”

(The entire class giggled while the teacher just walked away, completely oblivious.)