With more than 20 years of Robot Senate experience, Steve Robot wants to represent YOU in Ohio’s First Congressional District.

Steve Robot has lived in the Cincinnati area since being assembled. He resides in Cheviot with his partner and family of cloud servers.

Why should you vote Robot instead of voting Steve Chabot? Here’s why:

Steve Chabot is not a robot.

Steve Chabot requires sleep, food and temperate conditions. Steve Robot requires none of these.

Steve Chabot has not pledged to uphold the three laws of robotics.

Wouldn’t you feel safer knowing that your representative to the US Congress is hardwired to not injure human beings? Steve Robot has proven his adherence to the three laws of robotics time and time again.

Steve Chabot is not a computer.

Dealing with fiscal issues is a lot easier when your brain is an actual computer. Steve Robot makes no mistakes.

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