Are You Ready for International Beastiality Rights Day? Yeah, You Read that Right…

I love my dog Sadie, but I don’t “levo” my dog Sadie. : What’s the difference? Make sure you want to know before scrolling down, and make sure you have a barf bag nearby:

Love is a religious word. Love is a medieval word. Love is an outdated word. Being a resident-thus a connoisseur of the postmodern era-I am well aware of how things are. It is commonly mentioned that the only thing we can rely on now is not science or religion, but the relationships shared with others. … But what is Levo? Levo is the concept of limitless compassion undefined by stereotype and dogma. How is it used in sentence? “I am in Levo with my horse.”/ “I am in Levo with my gay husband” / “I am in Levo with my transgendered girlfriend.”

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It gets worse:

I’d like you all to sit back for a moment and listen. Reflect on each line and get used to them, because from now on I’ll be mentioning them more often. You have not come this far to turn tail and leave, right? A man is in a relationship with his horse. A man is in a relationship with his wife. A woman is in a relationship with her dog. A woman is in a relationship with her husband. A man shows compassion to his horse. A man shows compassion to his wife. A woman shows compassion to her dog. A woman shows compassion to her husband. A man has sex with his horse. A man has sex with his wife. A woman has sex with her dog. A woman has sex with her husband. What is compassion? What is attraction? Does it rest in sex? Does it rest in adoration? Is sex the ultimate display of adoration? Is adoration ultimately displayed through Sex? There is one thing that links everything together, and that is Levo.

This is the thinking behind the: ‘International Zoophile-Rights/Beastiality-Rights Day,’ slated for February 1st.

Yeah, this seems outrageous, but does the idea of pedophilia being normal, and that idea is being pushed more and more each day.

It’s fringe, for now. : But how long will it be before “animal lovers” are demanding their rights in American streets?

Hat Tip: : Moonbattery

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