An EXO manager has been busy on Twitter recently, basically being the most thirsty self-promoter in the history of the universe, spamming the “Love Me Right” music video to any Western star with an audience that SM Entertainment has determined may also likely have favorable reactions to EXO.

Here is the basic template:

And here’s the full list of celebrities that template was sent to, in order:

Justin Timberlake

JC Chasez

Chris Kirkpatrick

Joey Fatone

Lance Bass

Jordan Knight

Joey McIntyre

Donnie Wahlberg

Danny Wood

Jonathan Knight-Rodr

Brian Littrell

Nick Carter

Kevin Richardson

Howie D

A.J. McLean

Taylor Swift

Pink

Christina Aguilera

Katy Perry

Rihanna

Jennifer Lopez

Kim Kardashian

Madonna

Sia

Lady Gaga

Ariana Grande

Britney Spears

Paris Hilton

Gotta admit, props to him for prioritizing and getting Justin Timberlake on there first and putting Paris Hilton last.

But man … this is so goddamn pathetic with the pretending he is just some random objective third party.