Hidden Valley selling kegs of ranch dressing just in time for the holidays

PHOTOS: Ranch dressing on pizza and other alleged food sins we all commit For just $50 you can own your own keg full of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, just in time for the holidays. Christmas parties, Sunday football, a random Tuesday - ranch is lord and master at any festivity.

See what we're doing wrong with our food... less PHOTOS: Ranch dressing on pizza and other alleged food sins we all commit For just $50 you can own your own keg full of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, just in time for the holidays. Christmas parties, Sunday ... more Photo: Flavour Gallery Photo: Flavour Gallery Image 1 of / 42 Caption Close Hidden Valley selling kegs of ranch dressing just in time for the holidays 1 / 42 Back to Gallery

For just $50 you can own your own keg full of Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, just in time for the holidays. Christmas parties, Sunday football, a random Tuesday - ranch is lord and master at any festivity.

Website Flavour Gallery is currently offering up a $50 keg of ranch, able to hold five liters of the versatile condiment.

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The mini keg is a little under ten inches high, meaning its perfect for traveling. That $50 price tag also includes a year supply of ranch dressing which, depending on your ranch intake, might not last too long.

Related items that would go well with the ranch keg include Hidden Valley-branded slippers, shirts, and hoodies. Order one size larger just in case you can't find someone to share the ranch keg with.

The item begins shipping on Dec. 11, according to the website, so pull the trigger now or be left in the dust. Don't be the party host without a keg of ranch.

Craig Hlavaty is a reporter for Chron.com and HoustonChronicle.com. He's an intolerable native Texan with too much ink in his skin and too much brisket stuck in his teeth. He dips his crawfish and pizza in ranch dressing.