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> Jade: Alchemize Rorb Lalorb.















You combine Rose's HEADBAND with... some sort of fluffy ball you drew?



Looks pretty good so far! However, it is just a fluffy ball with a headband on it for now. You will need to find some way to make it look more like Rose, in order to truly fulfill your dream.



...Time to call an old friend.







> Roxy: Answer.







uraniumUmbra [ UU ] started cheering tipsyGnostalgic [ TG ]



TG: yo callie!

TG: whats up

UU: lol sorry this isnt callie its jade!

TG: wat the fff

TG: jade why the hell are u in callies account

TG: how did u do that even??











UU: uuhhh never mind that now

UU: anyways i contacted you because i wanted to ask if you could do a favor for me!

UU: a favor between old friends

TG: i dunno jade

TG: i lived that voidey life a hecka long time ago

TG: not sure if my powers are as good as they used 2 be

UU: lol no i am not asking you to use your void powers!

UU: what i have in mind is so much more...

UU: interesting ;D

TG: ...

TG: aight im listening







> Roxy: Complete the task.







TG: okayyy











TG: one dead rose all ready 2 go

TG: just like u ordered

TG: now what should i do w/ it?

UU: nothing! wait there, i will arrive shortly

UU: there is something i wish to do with her...



JOHN: roxy, what are you doing with rose?

ROXY: shut UP john

ROXY: stop following me around gdi

ROXY: i may have killed rose but that doesnt mean ur automatically granted snooping rights







> Later...







DAVE: karkat

DAVE: psst

DAVE: karkat

KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT THE HELL IS IT DAVE.

KARKAT: WE'RE KIND OF IN AN IMPORTANT MEETING WITH OUR GLORIOUS LEADER HERE.

KARKAT: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE IMPORTANT NOW.

DAVE: i dunno man

DAVE: just

DAVE: has rose seemed kinda weird to you

DAVE: ever since roxy and jade met up with her

KARKAT: HOW SHOULD I KNOW.

DAVE: well she hasnt spoken in like

DAVE: a couple of days

DAVE: she just sits there with that blank expression on her face

KARKAT: WELL I, PERSONALLY, FIND THAT A WELCOME REPRIEVE FROM WHAT WAS PREVIOUSLY A SWIRLING TORRENT OF WORDS AND PSYCHOLOGY BURROWING INTO THE EMERGENCY BUNKER OF MY MIND FROM A HUNDRED FOOT DISTANCE.

DAVE: also i think her hairlines disappeared

DAVE: she just looks kind of like

DAVE: if somebody cut off roses head

DAVE: and then replaced it with a large white orb and then just like

DAVE: drew a face on it??

KARKAT: WOW, HOW RUDE.

KARKAT: LOOK, I'M SURE SHE'S FINE.











DAVE: okay now its just getting weird

KARKAT: FOR ONCE, I AGREE.

KARKAT: I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING WITH THAT GREEN SKULL LADY'S HEAD? I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

DAVE: no you obtuse triangle

DAVE: i mean rorb lalorb over there

DAVE: she put a pillow on top of her head

DAVE: and has just been like

DAVE: shuffling around and occasionally groaning

DAVE: karkat i think something is wrong with rose

KARKAT: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL TALKING ABOUT ROSE?

KARKAT: SHE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST HAVING A HARD TIME OVER THE FACT THAT THIS NEWLY CREATED DOUBLESPRITE HALF-CLONE OF HERSELF IS FEELING UP ROXY'S FRIEND.

KARKAT: SHIT MAN, I'VE ONLY KNOWN ROSE FOR A FRACTION OF THE AMOUNT YOU HAVE, AND EVEN I CAN PLAINLY SEE THIS.

KARKAT: JUST FUCKING LET IT GO ALREADY.

DAVE: karkat but you dont understand

DAVE: look just take your eyes away from that scene

DAVE: now look at rose

DAVE: focus in on her

DAVE: does that look okay to you

KARKAT: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT--

ROSE: BRAAAAINS

KARKAT: ...

DAVE: ...

KARKAT: OKAY DAVE I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ROSE







and so the monster of jade's creation proceeded to kill everybody



this is why you don't stay up until 1am writing diff contexts. here we goand so the monster of jade's creation proceeded to kill everybodythis is why you don't stay up until 1am writing diff contexts.