I was going to demand a papal hat of some kind, but that just felt like overkill. Plus, none of them are big enough to fit on my head.

-Mark “Patron Saint of Misunderstood Puns”

I feel like we should have made a reference to Cannonball Run. Mark, it’s not too late, but I get to be Burt Reynolds this time.

-Alex “The Stache'”

More like Dom DeLuise…

-Mark