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Goat: Hey, Rat. I'd like you to meet my friend, Robert. He's a university professor who writes books. Robert: My current works on the trend toward reductionism in the institutional transformation of the educational research paradigm. Rat: Do you know you bore others, or is your head so far up your rear that it comes as a revelation? Goat: Let's meet some different friends. Rat: Look...the sheer weight of your boredom has pinned me to the ground.