My path to becoming a super villain is clear now. Upon opening the truly impressive box that arrived upon my doorstep despite what others my say I was NOT giggling like a crazed school girl. It was evil laughter of joy. Deep and menacing it was.

My santa hunted down a great hero and skinned him so I can wear his pelt into battle. It is in no way the world fluffiest bathrobe that I have ever dared touch. Oh, the fluffiness of it.

There are two things I love above all else in this world. Swords and black rainbow things. I now own black rainbow swords. They will reside within my lair in an honored place above all honored places. Now when a hero tries to break into my lair rather than breaking into a monologue I shall simply cut him down.

Finally I was given a minion. A true creature of evil to do my bidding. A combination of two truly evil things. A Dalek and potato! I can hear you quiver in fear from here.