“Hey! Hi! I’m Steven! Nice to meet you!”

“What brings you to Earth?”

“…What’s an Earth?”

“It’s the planet we’re on!“

“Oh, are we on a planet?”

“Yes.”

“That’s good, then. The last place I went to was a planet, too.”

“I know, we sent you there.”



“I thought the Diamonds sent us there?”

“The Diamonds sent you here, but we sent you to Neptune.”

“What’s a Neptune?”

“…Huh.”

“I’m really confused, and you’re all kinda scary. Can I go somewhere else now?”

“Yeah, okay, that was my fault. You guys wanna pick next?”

