If you haven’t been out in the world or on the internet recently, you may not be aware of a little thing called a fidget spinner.

Fidget spinners were originally created to help those with ADHD and anxiety.

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Now they’re a ~trend~. They’re the hot new toy on the playground. They’re being used to make music. There is, naturally, fidget spinner porn.

And now, finally, butts are getting in the fidget spinner action too.


Some genius etsy-er has created a fidget spinner butt plug.

To be clear, this is not as simple as labeling a fidget spinner as a butt plug and instructing people to put it inside their butts. That would be silly – and there’d be a massive risk of having to go to the hospital and asking a doctor to retrieve a fidget spinner from inside your anus.

Instead, this is a butt plug that appears to be safe and enjoyable for anal play, but with a fidget spinner stuck on the end. The end that doesn’t go inside your butt, but acts as a stopper to prevent your plug from getting lost. Wonderful.



What’s the point of a butt plug with a fidget spinner on the end, you may ask? Frankly, we have no bloody clue.

The esty-er responsible for this mess is called GlowFYourself, who also sells delights such as a golden rosary butt plug and a mood ring butt plug.

Of the fidget spinner buttplug, GlowFYourself says it’s ‘here to help that a$$ focused’.

‘That’s right help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own booty spinning adventure toy,’ they write.

Right then.

It’s not clear who is supposed to spin the fidget spinner – the wearer of said butt plug or the buddy inserting it – or if the spinner would be able to pick up much speed against the blockade of butt cheeks.

We’re also a little skeptical about the idea that a fidget spinner butt plug could help anyone to combat ADHD or distraction.

But hey, at least now we know that should we ever require a fidget spinner butt plug, one exists in the world. And it’s made of butt-friendly stainless steel.

We’ve contact GlowFYourself to ask them some serious questions about what they’ve done (and to find out if anyone’s actually bought the fidget spinner model), and will update this story if we hear back.

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