THE BEYONDERS TRY THEIR (SCARY, EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL) HAND AT MARKETING: • We are Beyond. Dreamers. Destroyers. All of reality our whim. And frankly… we get bored. • These tales from across the multifarious domains of Battleworld – not of heroism or consequence, but of humor – provide a brief respite from millennia of omnipotence. • We cannot be comprehended by the miniscule human mind. Turn your attention to this book instead of trying. • You are welcome.

THE BEYONDERS TRY THEIR (SCARY, EXTRA-DIMENSIONAL) HAND AT MARKETING: • We are Beyond. Dreamers. Destroyers. All of reality our whim. And frankly… we get bored. • These tales from across the multifarious domains of Battleworld – not of heroism or consequence, but of humor – provide a brief respite from millennia of omnipotence. • We cannot be comprehended by the miniscule human mind. Turn your attention to this book instead of trying. • You are welcome.