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CHRISTEENE and the Boyz – T Gravel, C Baby & JJ Booya make a much overdue return to NYC for ONE NITE ONLY before crossing that ocean for their first ever European Tour. Catch them Live at Webster Hall NYC June 7th- Ticket Info Below .

Fierth: What is your name?

CHRISTEENE

Fierth: What is your motto?

Christeene: Play ta win dat nay nay

Fierth: How do you describe your work?

Christeene: Im here ta fuckin slap tha world across da face wit my shit and wake it da fuck up with some gooood time pain an celebration.

Fierth: What accomplishment are you most proud of ?

Christeene: I ate a steak wit RICK OWENS in Paris one nite

Fierth: What is the secret to success ?

Christeene: My boots my Boyz an my Pain

Fierth: What about your work frustrates you ?

Christeene: Not bein able to travel ass much ass I want too an meet new an fuckin amayzin people out derr in da world

Fierth: What do you like most about what you do?

Christeene: Sharin all diz majiik dat me an my boyz are puttin out an watchin da people eat it up and smile when dey done.

Fierth: How tall are you?

Christeene: Tall enuff to pee standin up

Fierth: How do you keep it real?

Christeene: Bein me

Fierth Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.

Christeene: Ridin bikes wit T Gravel an C Baby in Stockholm on a briyeeeet sunny day wit da wind in my hair

Fierth: Where are you based , where do you call home ?

Christeene: My ass live in Austin Texas

Fierth: Describe your home in 6 words or less.

Christeene: Dry Cool Blue Chickenz Hidden Sexless

Fierth: How would your best friend describe you?

Christeene: pretty

Fierth: What are some qualities you value in your friends ?

Christeene: I trust my friendz

Fierth: If someone wrote a biography on your life , what do you think the title should be?

Christeene: Third Prize

Fierth: If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

Christeene: To learn too talk to animals!

Fierth: Have you ever felt hopeless? How did you get through it?

Christeene: I wrote a song

Fierth: What makes you angry ?

Christeene: sound checks

Fierth: What brings you the most joy?

Christeene: My Boyz an da people who like da shit we makin ferr da real reasons

Fierth: What motivates you in life?

Christeene: Da bruises on my kneez after a hard set on a good stage

Fierth: If you weren’t doing what you are doing now, what do you think you would be doing?

Christeene: Huh?

Fierth: Do you collect anything? If so, what?

Christeene: Puppies

Fierth: Do you have any obsessions right now?

Christeene: Bunnies

Fierth: If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy?

Christeene:uh airplane wit u pilot so i can brang it too da hole wide world

Fierth: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

Christeene: Da Oprah angelz

Fierth: The kids today …

Christeene: Make me wanna kick up sum dirt an scream an play

Fierth: What is your beauty secret ?

Christeene: Not havin one

Fierth: What is your favorite sound?

Christeene: Children sangin

Fierth: What is your “ Safety Word”?

Christeene: Huh?

Fierth: Who do you have your eye on right now ? ( up and coming talents )

Christeene: Double Duchess in San Fran iz da SHEEEET

Fierth: What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Christeene: Diz bear in San Fran gave me a lil matchbook he had decorated when we performed at FOLSOM ST FAIR and it had glitter on it an a picture uh a lil bear in a hardhat an I still got it an keep it by my mattress.

Fierth: Which places have you traveled to that you feel had changed your perspective of the world ?

Christeene: Berlin an Stockholm an paris…..an C Baby’s backyard, and da fellas in Toronto who throw da HOTNUTS partay..Proddy and Mary.

Fierth: What’s something about yourself that no one knows?

Christeene: Sumthin dat no one knowz

Fierth: Lets play a round of woerkd association quick fire , I am going to say a word , tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

Christeene:

Bitch: Nancy grace

Money: Honey

Love: Is goooood

Unique: Phonique

Power: Will eat u up

Hate: Aint good

Moist: As a dawg

Sex: Aint wurth it

Dirt: Smellz good

God: Who?

Cozy: Puppies

Fame: I wanna live ferrrever

Funny: Lady

Best: Is worst

Good : Food

Bad: Huh

Worst: Turd

ME: Who?

Fierth: Leave us a quote to carry on with :

Christeene: U never know whooo gunna put eggz in dat chicken basket, so be good to dem chickenz yallz.

CHRISTEENE LIVE AT WEBSTER HALL NYC

JUNE 7TH 2013

CHRISTEENE and the Boyz – T Gravel, C Baby & JJ Booya make a much overdue return to NYC for ONE NITE ONLY before crossin that ocean for their first ever European Tourrrr.

Webster Hall Studio ain’t never gonna smell the same again!

Reports from live shows describe scenes involving butt plugs tied to bouquets of balloons being released into the air from CHRISTEENE’s arse, intimate and bizarre confessionals, backup boys in handmade Panda masks urinating on canvas sacks containing the singer, and a DIY anti-fashion wardrobe styled from the forgotten scraps of society.

Life izz goooooood.

BEEEE DERRRRRRRRR.

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