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My most productive procrastination to date. Aaron Rodgers considers his future.

00:00 - 00:03 Aaron, we need to talk

00:04 - 00:05 September 5th is almost here

00:05 - 00:07 We'll have to travel out of Green Bay

00:08 - 00:12 Down to a real city

00:12 - 00:15 Where the Bears are waiting for us

00:17 - 00:19 Why are you bothering me with this?

00:19 - 00:21 We always beat the Bears

00:24 - 00:26 My quarterback...

00:27 - 00:28 We've finished...

00:31 - 00:33 We've finished third in the division

00:34 - 00:36 Twice in a row.

00:53 - 00:58 All the fair weather fans, go wait for hockey season.

01:13 - 01:15 The only reason I stayed in Wisconsin

01:15 - 01:17 Was to beat the Bears, Lions, and Vikings!

01:18 - 01:23 Why else would anyone live here?

01:25 - 01:28 Have you seen what the women in Green Bay look like?

01:29 - 01:31 Now the Bears have the best defense?

01:31 - 01:34 They've got a young quarterback?

01:34 - 01:37 A brilliant coach who can pull off a visor?

01:37 - 01:40 And a great running game!

01:40 - 01:42 But they traded away their running back

01:42 - 01:46 They drafted a better one! He can actually catch!

01:46 - 01:48 But they lost Vic Fangio. He's in Denver.

01:48 - 01:52 You think Mack forgot how to sack?

01:53 - 01:54 Jackson forgot how to intercept?

01:56 - 01:57 Smith forgot how to tackle?

01:57 - 02:00 And Hicks forgot...

02:00 - 02:03 That he's an actual bear?

02:04 - 02:08 How am I supposed to throw the ball

02:08 - 02:13 to the island of misfit receivers we have

02:14 - 02:16 while Mack is crushing my spine?

02:17 - 02:21 So don't tell me their defense is going to regress!

02:27 - 02:29 And this Trubisky...

02:30 - 02:34 I'm supposed to be the best quarterback in the North

02:34 - 02:36 With the strongest arm

02:41 - 02:42 Don't forget Ryan Pace

02:43 - 02:47 They can finally draft players who aren't terrible.

02:48 - 02:53 Eddie Jackson and Tarik Cohen over the course of eight picks?

02:54 - 02:56 And in the fourth round, by the way.

02:56 - 02:59 And you continue to surround me with players

03:00 - 03:02 that couldn't get a job as a waitress for Culver's!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, I'll get some cheese curds.

03:14 - 03:16 I was the best quarterback in the NFL

03:19 - 03:23 For years I carried this team

03:25 - 03:26 And you gave me nothing

03:31 - 03:33 We won one Super Bowl

03:40 - 03:46 And now we have to go to Chicago

03:46 - 03:49 And face the new Bears