Santa you are amazing, you made a 41 year old men giggle like a little kid in Christmas. I present you, The "Fort Knox Of Boxes', sizing 18x16x16 and weighting 50lbs, this has to be the heaviest gift I have ever received, I literally just got it a few minutes ago and I needed to take a pic and post it for the Reddit community to see how amazing this big black box looks (red marker for reference), It is perfectly well packaged and It looks like it will be an intricate task to open and I CANT WAIT FOR IT, I am utterly excited. Stay tuned for more pictures and updates later tonight as I open and unpack the "Fort Knox Of Boxes"!!!!

UPDATE 1: Yeah, its real, I was the lucky redditor receiving the Impossible Box 3.0,what an adventure!!!, from the first messages my SS sent up until the final reveal it has been an AMAZING experience, thanks to my SS for the time, creativity and craftsmanship involved in creating this gift, Thank you, thank you, thank you. I hope everyone's exchange this year was as amazing as mine. Now I'm gonna let the pictures tell the story. Enjoy.

P.S: Let the discussion begin, what do you think is in the box???