Dear Dick,I find myself spending a lot of time with one of my female co-workers. We are -- the same person. Both very flamboyant, and both very fond of penises.It has come to my attention that many of our fellow... I don't want to say inmates... how about workers.. have decided that she and I are engaging in an extracurricular affair. Because who here in the South could believe that a woman and a man could be the same person, and also nothing more than friends?If she grew a penis, this could be a different conversation. Until then...Bemused,Me