It’s January 16, 2018, and this is The Daily Caller Newsroom.

WATCH:

We can’t get enough of CNN’s Chris Cuomo. Not only did he totally forget White House deputy press secretary Raj Shah’s last name on Monday morning, he fumbled his way through an apology on his primetime show later that night.

Wait, what’s that? CNN actually gave Chris Cuomo a primetime show? Well, it’s a test period, and let’s just say it’s not going well.

Oh and that big Hawaiian missile alert fiasco?

Smoke Room head cheese David Hookstead has some better ideas on what those people who received those alerts should have done instead of running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

FYI, it involved crackin’ open a few cold ones and enjoying your final few moments in Hawaii.