Interviewed: SCP-2049-1

Interviewer: Doctor Fitzpatrick

Foreword: Subject is contacted via provided phone number during a broadcast. The number that the interviewer calls from is blocked.

<Begin Log, 13:24:09>

SCP-2049-1: Yes, hello? This is the Center of Interdimensional Weather speaking.

Doctor Fitzpatrick: Is this the line for sponsors?

SCP-2049-1: Yes! Yes, it is! <Doctor Fitzpatrick holds the phone away from his ear. SCP-2049-1 exclaims this loudly.>

Doctor Fitzpatrick: Could you please inform me as to what you do, exactly?

SCP-2049-1: Oh, sure, sure. I'm Xchtl'krnss, but, heh, I guess you know that already! What can I put you down for?

Doctor Fitzpatrick: Are you aware that you are creating the weather that you forecast? Are you able to predict future events?

SCP-2049-1: <Laughs.> Preposterous. I, like any good weatherman, just report the facts as I see 'em.

Doctor Fitzpatrick: Your broadcasts seem to have decreased in quality over time. Why? Did something happen?

SCP-2049-1: Oh. Oh, uh… yeah. Yeah, my employer… well, they, uh, let me go. They said that interdimensional weather really wasn't cutting it anymore. That people preferred the domestic stuff. I think… I think they do some kind of shopping network now.

Doctor Fitzpatrick: How is it that you continue your broadcasts?

SCP-2049-1: Oh, I've been using my own camera. I bought this frequency, right? They gave it to me pretty cheap. It was… uhm, the least they could do, they said.

Doctor Fitzpatrick: Have you gained any sponsors?

SCP-2049-1: Oh, yeah! Quite a few. I'm proud.

Doctor Fitzpatrick: Can you divulge their names?

SCP-2049-1: N-no, because… because… uhm, 'cause that's… yeah, that's confidential, ma'am. <Note that Doctor Fitzpatrick is male.>

Doctor Fitzpatrick: Okay. Why do you continue these broadcasts? Do you have many viewers?

SCP-2049-1: <No response.>

Doctor Fitzpatrick: Hello? Kic- <Interviewer begins to attempt pronunciation of SCP-2049-1's given name, but is interrupted.>

SCP-2049-1: It gets lonely out here, okay? At least I still have those loyal few viewers. They seem to love me. They tune into me, every time, without fault. They trust me.

Doctor Fitzpatrick: Okay, SCP-2049-1.

SCP-2049-1: …who?

Doctor Fitzpatrick: I think that will be all.

<An animal-like whimper can be heard through the telephone.>

SCP-2049-1: Please don't go.

<End Log, 13:31:37>

Closing Statement: A second call to this number failed, returning with a statement that the number did not exist. Broadcasts still occur, and are added to this documentation as they take place. Neither the broadcast quality, nor SCP-2049-1's demeanor, have improved since the call.