From the getgo, Redditor Farkenlarker was one of the more animated people about getting to show Eagles Troll her neck of the woods. In Nashville, Tennessee, she and her two daughters showed ET true southern hospitality but also a little sneakiness when they infiltrated Titans territory. As you’ll see, Eagles Troll tried his hand at the “bull rush” drill with the box office at LP Field, but was quite unsuccessful and may have lodged his head in the ticketing window.

The quartet took a musical turn, visiting the Grand Ole Opry music hall and Willie Nelson’s General Store. Channeling his inner country, Eagles Troll tried on some of Willie’s gear, but apparently they don’t run size XXXXXXS. While at the store, ET managed to make a like-sized friend for a one-day stand and will keep a special place in his heart for her.

The final part of this leg saw Eagles Troll, Farkenlarker, and her daughter check out the one and only General Lee hotrod from Dukes of Hazzard. No Jessica Simpson in jean shorts, though. Thanks, Farkenlarker for a fun time!