In case you missed it — and you probably did, because let’s face it: who would care about this? — singer Grimes recently claimed to have undergone experimental surgery to remove part of her eyeball to eliminate “all blue light from [her] vision.”

If only she’d run it by GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw first, she could’ve saved herself a lot of trouble:

Trust me, it doesn’t work. Grimes claims she removed part of her eyeball to 'cure seasonal depression' https://t.co/0prbozghyq — Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) July 17, 2019

Have we mentioned that Dan Crenshaw is awesome?

Well played sir — Roger M (@defiantcanuck) July 17, 2019

Omg, you made me spit my tea ?? — LMShed (@TraveLynn) July 17, 2019

God, you’re so freakin great!!

??? — Susan S W (@mswaller48) July 17, 2019