Discord: “HI TWI!”

Twilight: “DISCORD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!?”

Discord: “Oh I just had to experience the next chapter of your ‘Adult Fiction” you write as Queen Lilly You changed the names, but I know who they are"

Twilight: “What! how long…”

Discord: “Oh for ages, I really enjoy those books with me and Fluttershy, and Celestia, and with y…”

Twilight: “Tell nopony and I’ll give you anything you want”

Discord: “Well I would like some editorial control, nothing you would abject to, given what you’ve works so far”

Twilight: “Change my work and you die”

Discord: ‘Change, no. just suggestions. Like this”

Twilight: “……. That is so kinky…. can Luna do that?”