“TRAITOR!”

If you have seen Star Wars, The Force Awakens, then you know what I am talking about. The enraged shout of the First Order Stormtrooper, FN-2199, as he confronts Finn during the raid at Maz Kanata's.

This is immediately followed by an EPIC fight!

Finn with the lightsaber and FN-2199 with his First Order Riot Baton.

You know you want one! No, not the lightsaber, the riot baton!

This is how I made one out of PVC pipe.