Every kid dreams of growing up to be a firefighter! Every kid, that is, except the kids who were forced to watch A Day with Fireman Bill, which makes the profession look about as exciting as working the loading dock at a frozen broccoli warehouse.

There are no fires in this short! And if there were, Fireman Bill would not be allowed near them, as he is technically only a trainee fireman. Instead, we get to see him eat meals in the firehouse kitchen, stand by as other firemen out an imaginary fire, and clean several hundred feet of dirty hose. We don’t want to promise too much excitement, but there may just be a completely separate segment devoted to drying the now clean hose!

Join Fireman Bill to see if he can one day achieve his dream of being promoted to Fire Marshall, and severely injure himself for our amusement on In Living Color.