I got a little something from some of my favorites this year, which is awesome. Santa may have missed the mark a little bit, but I am very happy with all of my gifts.

He saw that I'm a Mets fan (and may have seen that I like to get drunk and belligerent in reddit threads during baseball and football games), and got me a t-shirt that reads "Meet Dick. Dick is a Yankees fan." on the front and "Don't be a dick." on the back. I appreciate the sentiment, I really do, but I can't wear this thing! I'm liable to get punched in the mouth. Plus orange really doesn't look good on me. That said, I could wear this to certain friend's houses who are Yankee fans. And I'm superstitious and will definitely try wearing it as an undershirt next year to see if it helps us win some games. LGM!

He noticed my username and got me a copy of How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written. This is awesome, obviously. Unfortunately Santa didn't know that I already had a copy of the bible on hand. I will definitely see to it that this extra copy finds its way to good hands though.

Then Santa saw that I'm a big fan of Seinfeld, and may have seen that I'd asked reddit for advice about things to put on my walls and also shared that I have a lot of framed stuff from TV shows, video games and books. And a Butters shower curtain. So, I'm no stranger to decorating my apartment in a way that some people might consider a little immature. So he got me a poster of The Timeless Art of Seduction.

Now, I had considered buying this myself, but I really couldn't imagine it actually up on a wall. Seems as if my Kavorka has drawn it to me in the end after all.

I'm not sure where I will put it. Can't put it in the bedroom, obvs. Don't really have room in the living room. But there's a pretty prime spot in the hallway and the more I think about it, the more I think it'll be a nice addition once I get a tasteful wood frame for it.

Thanks for everything Santa, and happy Festivus!