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The Liberal Party’s woeful result in the Victorian election indicated that the Morrison government will be torn to piece at next year’s federal poll, as a blame game begins within both state and federal party rooms in an attempt to explain how the most uncharismatic man in Australian politics was able to jag another term as Victoria’s Premier.

Daniel Andrews cleaned up on yesterday’s election following a spike in votes to Labor in a many unexpected seats across the state, including marginal electorates held by the Liberals.

However, Prime Minister Morrison has said the Victorian election is simply a one-off, and like the Wentworth By-Election, it’s not at all indicative of how the rest of the country will vote in a couple of months.

“This is a fair dinkum anomaly” said Prime Minister Morrison.

“It’s simple. The Victorian people are out of touch with the rest of Australia. This isn’t anything to worry about”

“The same with the people of Wentworth. They are too elite to be able to relate to the policies of the Liberal Party, which aims to mostly serve a distinct brand of kind of racist upper middle class male climate change denier who think we should have prayers in schools”

The third Prime Minister in four years then paused for a minute before going full Scomo.

“This government is 100% true blue in the fair dinkum department and as dinki-di as a bunch of ANZACS playing Aussie Rules on the shores of Gallipoli after defeating the Turks.”

“There is nothing to worry about… We’ve got this!”