Somehow I won SB, and squeaked by with RBI. Aside from that everything was pretty much awful. Four of my starting pitchers were affected by postponed games, so I didn't get a lot of double-starts in Week 1 like my opponent did. But it's not as if that mattered: there was a lot of suck in the first week.

THE GOOD

Miguel Sano is hitting .350 with 7 Runs, 2 HR, 8 RBI, and 17 TB.

Similarly, Matt Kemp is batting .500 with 2 HR and 18 TB.

Manuel Margot is good at baseball things (2 HR, 17 TB)

Matt Harvey, Michael Fulmer, and Michael Wacha have been good at throwing the baseball to the catcher during baseball games.

THE BAD

Michael Conforto isn't playing at all in that crowded Mets outfield, so I went ahead and dropped him for Manuel Margot (that part is nice)

Matt Kemp has a hamstring injury because I guess I'm not allowed to have nice things.

Mark Melancon should try not giving up runs instead of giving up runs.

THE UGLY

LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE WTF

Seriously, the first week was a disaster. I was losing my matchup 0-12 for much of the week, and I'm firmly in last place right now. Having said that, my opponent had just about the best week of anyone in the league. If I had been matched up against any other team I'd have somewhere between 6-10 points right now. So that's nice. Or at least I keep telling myself that.

Here's how my team looks now, for those wondering.