Once upon a time there was a Princess. Not just any Princess, but a smoking hot, Baywatch swimsuit wearing bombshell of a Princess. And she frikkin' loved Redditgifts, and she was all about the Hats and Scarves exchange, that girl frikkin' loved hats! Anyways, she got paired with the worst kind of Redditor, a 0 karma bad-ass Dragon Redditor, who used his Reddit-fu to track down our dame in order to steal her sweet, delicious, worthless karma points (acquired from ahem a rather 'wild' subreddit, whose name has 'gone' from my brain just now).

When, out of nowhere, in a flash of lightning, a mysterious and wild RedditGifter appeared, and using the power of his exchange points managed to banish the fearful Dragon forever into the humiliating form of a pair of socks. Alas, this tale is not a fortunate one, for it was with the Dragon's final, lashing snarl that he uttered a spell that deflected part of the curse upon the fair maid herself.

And now, we find these two forever entombed in the accursed socks, their stories immortalised for all time. And who was that mystery RedditGifter? We shall never know.