Portland Timbers striker Samuel Armenteros stunned the Colorado Rapids on Saturday with this unbelievable self-pass to set up the opening goal in what ended up a 3-2 victory for the Rose City:

For many, that brought back memories of Arsenal legend Dennis Bergkamp, who completed a similar turn-and-score strike against Newscastle United in 2002. Here's the much-heralded original:

Who did it better? IDK, man. Those are both ridiculous. Poor Danny Wilson.