With the help of the club's first Champions League title, Chelsea announced their first annual profit since Roman Abramovich bought the club in 2003. The £1.4 million profit might not sound like a colossal amount of money, but for a club that spends as much as Chelsea, and coming after a loss of £67.7 million in the previous year, it's quite an achievement. And just in time for UEFA's Financial Fair Play rules. But that loot is already burning a hole in the club's pocket. Here are the ways Chelsea plan on putting it to work...

-Paying Liverpool an additional £50 million for Euro 2012 Golden Boot winner Fernando Torres just to confuse everyone and give them another wad of cash to spend in entertaining and ill-advised ways.

-Building an £800 million stadium in Los Angeles to be used exclusively for the club's preseason friendlies every other year.

-Spending £23 million on a ski-weekend/reunion for all managers sacked by Roman Abramovich. Even Avram Grant will be invited.

-£675,000 worth of shrimp cocktail.

-Burning £1.8 million in a bonfire outside of Emirates Stadium just to give Arsene Wenger a panic attack.

-No less than £44 million to be spent on a collection of exotic helmets for Petr Cech.

-Putting £213 million towards an internal committee to find Financial Fair Play workarounds.

-Another £2.9 million worth of shrimp cocktail.

-An indeterminate amount for private investigators and legal advisors to keep an eye on John Terry.

-At least £72 million to commission a statue of Didier Drogba and his morbidly obese cat, Kitier Katba.