BOOTIES “Booties - a.k.a. Butts”

(A Tongue-In-Cheek Observation)

Booty for you - Booty for me

Two rounded mounds - Jiggle quite free

When naked, swing - From side to side

Few love their own - Most try to hide

Many don’t like - What mirror views

“Look how it’s grown!” - (Few pounds could lose)

Burger, French Fries - Mouth drools from thought

Drink diet coke - On second thought

Some butts not right - This we must teach

Man with beer gut - Speedo? The Beach?

Hiney or Bum - Names of all kinds

Rear End or Tush - Still a Behind

Some smooth as silk - Soft to the touch

Cute one walks by - (Dreaming too much)

Others have pits - Called cellulite

Never remove - Try hard as might

All’s said and done - Function it serves

Keeps in our seats - Speeding the curves

All kinds butt jokes - Hard to keep track

Favorite of most? - The ‘Plumber’s Crack‘?

Q: Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder?

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