( applause on tv )

( intro begins )

YEAH !ALL RIGHT !YEAH !

YEAH !ALL RIGHT !YEAH !

MAN, YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.

SHARON, WHAT ARETHE BOYS DOING ?

OH, STAN AND KYLE BOUGHTA NEW VIDEO GAME TOGETHER.

THEY CAN PLAY GUITAR NOW ?

NO, NO, THEY'RE JUSTLITTLE PLASTIC CONTROLLERS.

YOU HIT THE COLORED BUTTONS

AND IT MAKES THE GUITAR TRACKON THE GAME PLAY.

OH.

IF THEY SPENT HALF THE TIMELEARNING A REAL INSTRUMENT

AS THEY DO PLAYING THAT GAME

WHO KNOWS WHAT THEYCOULD ACCOMPLISH ?

HEY, YEAH.

OH, YEAH !YEAH !ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT !

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTHAT VIDEO CROWD !

THEY LOVE US !

( cheering )

SO YOU BOYSLIKE THIS MUSIC, HUH ?

YEAH, DUDE,IT'S GUITAR HERO.

STAN AND KYLEARE REALLY GOOD AT IT.

WELL, YOU KIDS WANNA SEESOMETHING REALLY COOL ?

CHECK THIS OUT.

( intro with lots of reverb )

♪ ONCE I ROSE ABOVETHE NOISE AND CONFUSION ♪

♪ JUST TO GET A GLIMPSEBEYOND THIS ILLUSION ♪

♪ I WAS SOARINGEVER HIGHER ♪

♪ BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH

♪ THOUGH MY EYESCOULD SEE-- ♪♪

DAD, DAD !

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

I CAN ACTUALLY PLAY A LOT OFTHESE SONGS ON A REAL GUITAR.

YOU WANT ME TO TEACHYOU BOYS HOW ?

UH, THAT'S GAY,MR. MARSH.

YEAH, THAT'S STUPID, DAD.

BUT... BUT THIS IS REAL.

REAL GUITARSARE FOR OLD PEOPLE.

DO YOU MIND, SIR ?

WE WANNA WATCHSTAN AND KYLE PLAY.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY TO SCORE60,000 POINTS THIS TIME !

YEAH !YEAH !GO, GO !YEAH !