Televangelist Kenneth Copeland, who said a couple of weeks ago that God told him the pandemic would “be over much sooner than you think” (but still wants you to tithe even if you’ve lost your job), and who delivered a prayer last week that said COVID-19 is “finished,” and who delivered another prayer in which he literally spat on the virus, just made his craziest proclamation yet.

During a livestream yesterday, in which he spoke to a few close associates in an otherwise empty church, Copeland told his Christian crew that God told him he needed to raise $300 million this year… and that’s when his lawyers got to work.

This ministry will receive, this year — are you listening to me now? God just kept laying this on me, just kept laying this on me… of course, I didn’t have any idea all of this [virus] mess was gonna happen, but God did — and the Lord had already dropped in my spirit and in my heart several years ago — about three years ago — that the income of this ministry, this year, had to be $300 million! Amen! Had to be! So in response to what He kept pushing me to do, we prepared a heavenly grant — our attorney looked at it and he put it in proper legal language. We took copies of that. Members of the board, if they haven’t already, will get a copy of that. Thank God. And it is on file in Heaven. It’ll come in this year. It can’t not come in this year. And there’s no virus gonna keep it from happening in my house or yours.

I have so many questions…

How do I get a copy of this contract?

How does one file paperwork in Heaven? (Who’s the secretary?)

What happens if Copeland doesn’t bilk $300 million from his followers? (Is God going to punish him?)

If God gave Copeland income projection years ago, how come Copeland is saying all this like it’s new information?

What “mess” is he referring to? Didn’t Copeland already defeat COVID-19?

Can one act of God get in the way of another act of God?

If you have any hope that Copeland will answer these questions in a future podcast, then you must be the sort of person who will send him money because that’s what God wants.

(Thanks to Kyle for the link)

