On Friday, “ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert ” summarized the biggest stories from the first 99 days of Donald Trump ’s presidency in just 99 seconds.

By fast forwarding through key events, producers somehow managed to cram in everything from White House senior adviser Kellyanne Conway’s “Alternative Facts” and “Bowling Green Massacre” gaffes to investigations into Trump’s connections with Russia, the resignation of national security adviser Michael Flynn and Trump’s baseless claim that former President Barack Obama had Trump Tower wiretapped before the 2016 election. Phew!