A DEAN DAWN ARRIVES

THE DEAN OF THE UNIVERSITY HAS RETURNED WITH GREATER STABILITY THAN THE UNIVERSITY HAS KNOWN SINCE THE ASSUMPTION OF LEADERSHIP. FUNDING FOR MULTIPLE ALEXLYVA STUDENT PROGRAMS. CELEBRATION CEREMONIES HAVE BEEN SCHEDULED.

ALL PATRONS OF KNOWLEDGE WILL BE ATTENDING. DO NOT EXPECT TO LEAVE BEFORE SUNDOWN. NO MORE THAN ONE SPEECH WILL BE ENGAGED. A PARTNERSHIP WITH ONEIROI IS EXPECTED TO BE ANNOUNCED.

WORKERS MUST PREPARE TO EXHIBIT RESPECT AND TAKE NOTES ON ANY SPEAKING EMANATING FROM THE DEAN. LOYALTY PLEDGES WILL BE BRANDED IF A LACK OF ENTHUSIASM IS DETECTED.

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THE DEAN.



A NOTICE TO ALL

TOKEN FALSIFICATION IS AN OFFENSE. THERE WILL BE PUNISHMENT. EXECUTION IS POSSIBLE. SEIZURE OF BODY FOR SCIENTIFIC DONATION USED BY THE UNIVERSITY OR ITS SPONSORS IS PERMISSIBLE. THIS WILL BE YOUR ONLY WARNING.

ANY TIPS TOWARDS TRAPPING TRAITORS, WHO ARE CRIMINALS AGAINST CURRENCY, WILL BE GIVEN FANTASY OF REWARDS AND PRIZES. FALSE REPORTING WILL BE MET WITH WARNINGS.

THTXXX THOUGHT PROCESS

A NEW CLASS HAS BECOME AVAILABLE TO ALEXYLVA STUDENTS. TAUGHT BY GAIUS OCTOBRAS WITH POSSIBLE ASSISTANT PROFESSOR SUPPORT FACULTY.

DISCOVER HOW TO PLUMB THE MIND IN OTHERS TO FACILITATE LIFE ADVANTAGE. NATURAL PROCESSES CAN BE HELPED THROUGH THOUGHT. NOT MEANT TO TEACH KINETICS OR MENTAL ENGINEERING.

MENTAL GYMNASTICS COMPETE

EXTORTING THEIR FELLOWS TO FIND AN ODD TRAIL THROUGH A LOGICAL QUANDRY, THE AU DEMININE SQUADREN FULFILLED ITS GOAL. THEIR DECEPTION SKILLS ARE ENVIABLE. THEY EXERTED AN EXHAUSTING AMOUNT OF EFFORT IN ACHIEVING THEIR GOAL.

SPEAKING ONCE THE GAMES HAD BEEN COMPLETED, IT WAS NOT POSSIBLE TO OBTAIN A COMMENT AS ALL WERE MENTALLY DRAINED. CROCODILE TEARS WERE ADMINISTERED AND REVIVED THE PARTY ENOUGH TO ALLOW THEM TO WAKE UP AND WALK AROUND POSING.