There it was on my doorstep! My Secret Santa gift!

But, wait! There's a note on it. "Don't open until the holidays!!"

Aaugh! I have no patience. I thrive on instant gratification. I can't wait 4 whole days!

Maybe if I just stare at it long enough, I'll develop x-ray vision and I won't have to open it!

*stares at package unblinking*

update

Secret Santa said I could open my present early and it's amazing! It's stainless flask with a wood veneer wrapped around it that has the Bat-symbol burned in.

Thanks, u/mellowmincer! I'm thrilled with it!

"Quickly, Robin, hand me my Bat-flask!"