I am a lucky bastard, ask anyone who knows me. My name is Edward, most people call me Eddie, though in high school I also picked up another nickname. While at practice during my freshman year of high school I went to go pick up a ball that had rolled over by the senior cheerleaders. As I picked up the ball, one of the varsity captains came up from behind me and pants me, pulling both my shorts and underwear down to the floor. He was expecting the cheerleaders to point and laugh at me, but instead they just gasped and stared wide eyed. For you see I was blessed with a big dick and even at 14 I was still 6 inches flaccid. From that day on I was given the nickname “Mr. Ed” because I was hung like a horse. I spent the next 3.5 years fucking every hot girl I wanted in my high school. My two proudest moments were screwing my 25 year old Spanish teacher in the principal’s office right after graduation, and taking the vaginal and anal virginity of my science teacher’s daughter (she was a freshman cheerleader when I was a senior) in his classroom after school one day. After high school I went to the same state college as a lot of the k**s from my high school so I my reputation as the best dick around followed me there.

One of the downsides spending all high school and college screwing your choice of hot women is that you don’t really pay attention to your classes and also you don’t actually develop any game for picking up women who don’t know your reputation. So for the next couple of years after college I just kind of coasted through life. However when I was 23 my good luck struck once again.

It started when I bought a lottery ticket on my birthday that wound up being not only a winner, but the a winner to largest Powerball jackpot in the lottery’s history. Then a couple months later my best friend from high school, Ryan, called me up with a proposition. We’d stayed in close contact with me staying in San Diego and him finding success in LA working in the film industry. He’d gained some note in Hollywood for some short films he had directed and now he felt ready to do a full length indie film. He wanted to see if I would use my new fortune to fund his movie, after some back and forth I agreed. I told him as part of the deal I wanted an executive producer credit and to be involved in the casting. Knowing my reputation he was really hesitant but at the same time I was willing to give him the money for his movie, and dealing with me was a lot easier than trying to find funding elsewhere. So the agreement was I got to do the preliminary auditions and I’d have pass my recommendation on to him for another audition where he’d get final say.