Most people have heard of “Bronies” by now - men who love My Little Pony. But don’t be confused, being a Brony is definitely not a sex thing… that is, unless you’re a Clopper, an often secret subdivision of Bronyism, that is most definitely a sex thing. And if you are a Clopper, great news, there is now a lifesize Rainbow Dash sex doll available online. Giddyup y’all, masturbation is magic.