It's Kinktober time!

Kinktober is a monthlong smut-writing event with a set of prompts to choose from for each day, with the list available here.

I'll be trying to keep up with the prompts, and to spice things up, I'm going for the true rarepair route and use a random number generator to determine the pairing for each fic. Get your paddleboats ready, because this is going to get cracky.