Besides his soccer prowess, Cristiano Ronaldo is known for being exceptionally handsome, and at least somewhat vain.

So what must he have been thinking on Wednesday when he turned up at Madeira International Airport (now renamed Aeroporto Cristiano Ronaldo) for the unveiling of a bust that, well, was not exactly an uncanny likeness?

Most art connoisseurs out there were not impressed.

The bust, with a goofy smirk and uneven eyes, was quickly declared to look more like Sloth from the movie “The Goonies”: