If you haven’t been following the Senate impeachment trial so far — and we wouldn’t really blame you — here’s how it’s been going, according to GOP Sen. Ted Cruz:

If you have the facts, you bang the facts.

If you have the law, you bang the law.

If you don't have either, you bang the table. Today, we've seen a whole lot of table banging. pic.twitter.com/ez6HZtvu7y — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 22, 2020

And there you have it.

Is this a rap? https://t.co/NN1sjmxULM — Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) January 22, 2020

It might as well be. Kinda catchy, no?

'Bang the facts' and 'Bang the law' should become commonplace phrases. https://t.co/0BiRZACsCG — Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) January 22, 2020

They just might.

Really just handing PornHub the name of its future XXX impeachment parody https://t.co/huzUKfj9ds — Orange Muppet Energy (Sunny) (@sunnyright) January 22, 2020

Eh … worth it.