A Google employee, an Apple employee, and a Microsoft employee, in a public park on the weekend, are having a discussion about current events. The Google employee exclaims “This gives me a great idea for a new product!”.

“I know exactly what you’re thinking!” replies the Apple employee.

“Samesies! It will have such and such Feature A.” says the Microsoft employee.

“And such and such Feature B!” the Google employee adds.

“And of course such and such Feature C! We’ll call it TotesRad.” says the Apple employee.

The trio exchange a short volley of exuberant high fives and fist bumps before succumbing to the existential fears of providing for a family of four in the Bay Area. The three employees proceed to develop TotesRad on their own time, using their own equipment.

Such and such Features A, B, and C are relevant to Google’s, Apple’s, and Microsoft’s business interests.

Who owns TotesRad?