RESPONDING to allegations about oral sex with a dead pig would be ‘undignified’, according to a man who once had oral sex with a dead pig.

The man said it would be ‘beneath him’ to comment on the disgusting thing that he did with a dead pig while being cheered on by some other equally vile men.

The man, who is now known by everyone as ‘the dead pig oral sex guy’, added: “I’m better than that.”

It is understood the man is now focused on ‘getting on with the job’ and is determined to put the oral sex with a dead pig behind him.

But experts stressed the man’s job was one of those positions where it is important not to be known as ‘the dead pig oral sex guy’.

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “A few years ago a man in a similar line of work became known as ‘the cigar up the vagina guy’. And he still is.

“That was very bad. But I think we can all agree it’s not quite as bad as being ‘the dead pig oral sex guy’.

“Then again, maybe everyone will just forget about it.”