The included note stated "I hope you enjoy the shirt and I'm sorry I didn't get you cruise tickets or a computer like those other people. This is my first time doing a Secret Santa and I wanted it to be amazing but I choked and took the easy way out. Anyway, Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays / Whatever you celebrate."

You're sorry? Funk that spit! Easy way out? Laughable!

Who needs cruise tickets when you've got a redshirt and a communicator?! Now I can play out all of my sci-fi fantasies about being "the other guy" beamed down to a strange planet with only a tricorder. Fumbling aimlessly about and randomly losing my life while the rest of the crew completely ignores the fact that I'm gone and then beams back up to the Enterprise for some hot alien orgy action. Let the sexytime commence! Thanks Videsh. Seriously...this is a fucking great gift. I'm glad you lost your SS virginity to me. I can only hope your gifter is equally amazing.