John Kelly

“Gone Kelly”

“John in Sixty Seconds”

“John Girl”

“John with the Wind”

“Kell You Later”

“See You in Kell”

“Flushing the John”

Nikki Haley

“A Nikki Situation”

“You’re U.N.Hired”

Mike Pompeo

“American Mike-O”

“Take a Hike, Mike”

“On Your Bike, Mike”

“No Pomp and Circumstance”

“Mikers to Rikers”

“A Sad Rom-Pom”

Ben Carson

“It’s Ben Awful”

“Ben to See the Pyramids”

“In Your Car, Son”

“It’s Not Brain Surgery”

Steven Mnuchin

“My Little Mnuchin”

“Mnuchin Mno Mnore”

“Exploring Mnu Opportunities”

Ryan Zinke

“Zinking Ship”

“Unrepentant Zinner”

“In the Zin Bin”

Rick Perry

“What a Rick”

“Rick and No More-ty”

“You Did a Perry Bad Job”

Kirstjen Nielsen

“DH-S.O.L.”

“Kirstjen Nielsen Still Has a Job. Period.”

Mike Pence

“Back from Pence He Came”

“My Two Pence”

“Spending More Time with Mother”

Jeff Sessions

“KKKicked Out of the White House”

“Elf Off the Shelf”

Gina Haspel

“Gina Hasbeen”

“Here Today, Gina Tomorrow”

Mick Mulvaney

“Mulva-needs a New Job”

“Mul-Oy-Vey-Ney”

“Micked Out on the Curb”

Elaine Chao

[In “The Graduate” voice] “Elaaaaaine!”