Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has recently been moonlighting in the field of astronomy and has discovered that there are flaws in scientific theories besides evolution. The theory she examined was the heliocentric theory of the solar system.

The heliocentric theory says that the Sun is the center of the solar system. But that's plainly false, because if the sun were the center of the solar system, then it wouldn't move in the sky.

The heliocentrists say that the sun moves because the Earth is rotating, but the only way the Earth could rotate is if it were round. It can't be round, otherwise people would fall off the bottom. Therefore, the Earth is flat and the sun must go around the Earth.

The heliocentric theory is the creation of atheist scientists who want to claim that since we're not the center of the solar system we're not any more special than a giant ball of flaming gas. They're trying to use their theory to deny the Bible, and we can't have that stand.