1. You worship the Chenbot.

2. You eagerly await the first "But First" of the season.

3. You love that Julie Chen has come to embrace both her nickname and her catchphrase.

4. You'll never understand why the opening credits have to be so aggressively loud. We get it. The show is starting.

5. While a reminder is never needed, you love how overly dramatic the black and white catch-up at the top of every show is.

6. And you still get excited when it transitions into color.

7. It takes you roughly four weeks to learn every houseguest's name.

8. Although in the case of floaters, much — much — longer.