by AMY FEINSTEIN || Hello Lords and Ladies!

Though the fifth season reunion special of Bravo TV’s Southern Charm has aired, we are still covering the gift that keeps on giving:Thomas Ravenel and his Pretty Woman meets Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf relationship.

Now FITSNews did not cover the “break-up” of Ravenel and Ashley Jacobs because we weren’t buying it. These two live for toxicity, and what better way to achieve it than by staying together. Furthermore, we have proof that the crazy train is still on the track (as long as he has money and she has the dirt).

Take a look …

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More on that in a moment …

Recently, one media outlet spoke of a relationship-ending fight via phone and text between Ravenel and Jacobs that led to a final break up while she was in California (and getting herself scratched from a club appearance).

Also, Jacobs spoke at length to our friend Kate Casey and told her things were over with her and Ravenel.

“She’s told me that she broke up with him and that she blocked his number, but she’s in this weird position because she changed her licensing or she got licensing to be a nurse in South Carolina and really had come to the conclusion that she was going to set up a new life, away from Santa Barbara, in another state across the country,” Casey said. “She of course did this hoping that she would ultimately be in a loving relationship with someone who has had two children with a woman he never ended up marrying, has served time in prison, and has all these allegations against him. She wasn’t really able to see how that made absolutely no sense. So my strategy was to say things like, ‘Kathryn [Dennis] is not your enemy. Why would you want to be with somebody who has all this chaos in their life?’ ”

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Casey was skeptical, and expected the cycle to repeat.

“She’s told me that they’ve broken up, and that she has no intention of getting back together with him and I hope that’s true,” Casey added.

It wasn’t …

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Thanks to our boots on the ground in the South Carolina Lowcountry, we learned Ravenel and Jacobs are (shocker) still together out on Edisto Island, staying at Ravenel’s Brookland Plantation.

Our eyes and ears say the terrible twosome arrived together at McConkey’s Jungle Shack on Edisto Beach earlier this week for a quiet lunch. One source who witnessed the couple said that Jacobs talked non-stop while Ravenel “feigned light interest every ten minutes or so.”

At one point she read to him texts from her phone, and talked about her life on Instagram.

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While there is no definitive update on their relationship status, another mystery has been solved. Apparently Jacobs does eat, but she eats like a toddler. Chicken fingers with ranch dip torn into pieces and eaten with her fingers.

The two departed after lunch, not side by side, but several feet apart.

Are they together? Or was this just another appearance on Southern Charm? Who knows .. but we will let you know what’s up, not what we are told to tell you by someone’s public relations firm.

Amy Feinstein is a native of Baltimore, Maryland, and has been writing professionally for 25 years. She has a degree in English literature and a degree in British history. Amy enjoys writing about entertainment, sports, lifestyle, television and movies. When not at the computer, Amy can be found in the garden or at yoga class.

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