No this isn’t an Onion article, although we wish it were. A 53 year old woman (who will go unnamed to protect the identity of her daughter) has been arrested for plotting a rape so that she could become a grandmother.

Apparently, the 24 year old girl had shown no signs of wanting to become pregnant, so her mother decided to take matters into her own hands.Â She hired 33 year old Finus Fetnadi to rape her daughter outside of Burgersfort (South Africa), and instructed him not to use a condom.

Both Fetnadi and the mother were arrested after the daughter was raped and came to the authorities.Â The poor daughter must now wait to see if she’s actually pregnant.

Wow mom, great job emotionally butt f*cking your daughter for the rest of her life.