2226-2250 [May. 22nd, 2014|11:37 pm] TheGlen 2226. The concept of vowels are not alien to dwarves.

2227. The first thing you do in Bangkok after clearing customs is not make an alignment check.

2228. No asking the elf how they make it to 1000 years old with such a crappy fortitude save.

2229. It's Thieves Cant. Not Illegalize.

2230. Even if we were told to use all of it, can't use the extra explosives for public displays of affection to my girlfriend.

2231. The spell is called Dancing Lights, not Detect Epilepsy.

2232. When discussing examples of target sizes, there will be no mention of areolas.

2233. Cause Disease doesn't let you pick the disease caused, so I can stop reading the symptoms of Kuru.

2234. No abusing homonyms.

2235. Just because Orlais doesn't have a Shogun, doesn't mean I can declare myself one.

2236. Even if it would be awesome in real life, Immunity: Bureaucracy is not an acceptable super power.

2237. Christian Baleful Polymorph is not a real spell.

2238. The Returning ability on magical weapons doesn't let me make a fortune at pawn shops.

2239. Under no circumstances is modern art purchases coming out of the team fund.

2240. Though there are many to ways to become a god, buying a Gibson Les Paul and maxing out the perform skill isn't one of them.

2241. "Fantastic in the sheets" is not an appropriate character focus.

2242. Even if the rules allow it, no asking a Dread Destroyer for favors.

2243. Buying the crew the best quality underwear in the sector isn't going to increase moral.

2244. On second thought, rhythm guitar isn't an appropriate focus for a bard.

2245. Ammunition is not just for closers.

2246. No basing our epic powered superhero group in Terre Haute.

2247. If even if the rules allow it, no trading in our laser guns for muskets to play Sharpe's Rifles IN SPACE!!!

2248. No abusing union bylaws to exploit holes in security.

2249. Even if I take the Total Recall trait, I can't remember all quarter million crew on my ship by their first name.

2250. Even if I haven't had anything to do for several hours, no updating Facebook in the middle of a Black Ops.