GUESS WHO BINGE WATCHED ALL THE STAR WARS MOVIES ON VHS?

Also, I found some moonshine and poured it down the drain to unclog whatever was preventing me from taking a decent shower. Seems that a rat had died down there, I let that acidic crap melt it down, smelt like hell but by the time the water had poured everything away it was akin to nirvana to be able to take a nice cold shower again.

Seems that I've been away for a while, see that's a funny story. I went on an op for the organization, all I can tell you fucks about what happened is that it ended with me playing cricket with a fat black guys balls and let me tell you the mess that was made was fucking horrible.

I haven't seen that much blood and feces since the Gulf Wars, and that was some crazy shit let me tell you guys. Speaking of shit, I heard some rumors that there's going to be a new Star Wars Movie in like six years or so. Whose hyped for that shit guys? I mean the first three movies were so fucking good, I loved watching that old guy order the death of a planet, reminds me about my days in the RAF.

Now here's a fun story, see me and some of my geese were on a bombing run, we were told it was a scorched earth affair, burn everything down and piss napalm and vinegar on the ashes.

So we weren't told what the targets were or what they were doing, just where they were, so we went out, me, my boy Raph, his sister/daughter/lover it's complicated Amy, our old maid Sophie, and a few of our best boys and girls not to mention a couple of Napalm babies.

We fly out over this tiny little island and let down the fire and thunder, well we didn't look outside since it was a night OP, but what we heard was promising, lots of crackling fires and explosions and screams.

So the night passes and we do a flyby to see what happened down below.

Well we hit our targets. The problem was it was a small town, and we killed over a thousand people in our raid. We scorched the earth below, burnt a huge mound of corpses, and I saw a few women still clutching their children to their breasts, even as they wee charred black.