Woman Gives Decisive Answer On Where to Eat



SAN FRANCISCO – In what’s being referred to as an unbelievable occurrence, 34 year old local woman Leanne Stanikowski delivered a clear, resolute, unironic answer when her husband asked where she wanted to go to dinner. “I was fully prepared to not know,” expels Leanne, a vegetarian who makes exceptions for fish and sometimes chicken, “but at the last minute something else just came out of my mouth.”

It was around 6:30 when husband David Stanikowski came home from work and didn’t find anything appetizing in the fridge. After agreeing that eating out was going to be the night’s discourse, he popped the question. “I had to ask it a second time. Just to make sure my ears weren’t playing tricks on me,” recounts David. “This has never happened before. I didn’t know what to do, so I just agreed and grabbed my coat.”

When asked if this anomalistic event was going to lead to more decisive answers of the sort in the future, Leanne was unsure. “It might, but to be honest there’s no way of knowing,” confesses Leanne, “I certainly don’t want people to expect this to become a regular thing and start anticipating non-cryptic answers when they ask me what I want to watch on television or why I’m upset.”

Whether or not this is the first event of more like it to come is uncertain at this time. Other couples at the restaurant were asked how they came to their decision of where to eat. “We had originally planned to get Italian but when we got to the parking lot my girlfriend wasn’t feeling it anymore so we settled for Mediterranean,” offers one couple, “but usually we just go somewhere we’ve gone before after thirty minutes of turned down suggestions.”

“I hope it happens again,” admits David, “But for the meantime I’m just going to treat it like a phenomenon and enjoy the moment.” At the time of press, Leanne was still deciding after being asked what she wanted for dessert.