We thank Twitter often for the humor it drops into our lives, but a new recent hashtag has actually cast a spell over us because of its sheer greatness.

#GOPDnD has become a topic on Twitter, a hashtag that explores how members of the Republican party would play Dungeons & Dragons. People have expertly captured the attitude of the GOP and channeled it into how they would navigate this beloved tabletop game.

Spoiler alert: You don't want to play with them.

First, they try to make up their own rules.

GOP: You were hit for 45 points of damage

Player: I use my potion of healing

GOP: It doesn't work, this is a preexisting condition #GOPdnd — Kevin Boyd (@Kevin_Boyd_) March 21, 2017

DM: The air boils around you. The sea level rises ten f—

PC: But where's the proof?

DM: You SEE it.

PC: Can we roll not to see it?#GOPdnd — Alan & Tyler (@tldmPodcast) March 21, 2017

They also exhibit severe prejudices against certain races for no apparent reason.

DM: A Gobin-Orc army attack.

GOP: We ban elves, dwarves, and cross-races from entering.

DM: What?

GOP: It’s not a travel ban. #GOPDnD — Tee Morris (@TeeMonster) March 22, 2017

GOP: I cast a spell to ban elves from the 7 realms.

*fails difficulty check*

GOP: ...6 realms.

*fails difficulty check*#GOPDnD — Martha (@marthamatical) March 17, 2017

Strength is the thing they value the most, often at the cost of the party.

DM: Orcs are approaching your party

GOP: I attack my allies

DM: But —

GOP: Have to show the orcs I'm not weak #GOPdnd — Jessi Johnson (@LinkedJourneys) March 19, 2017

DM: You have 500 gold to use as you wish

GOP: I build a giant fort and army

DM: Your peasants starve

GOP: BUT THEY ARE PROTECTED#GOPDND — Matterhorn (@golf4miami) March 17, 2017

In fact, sometimes you get the feeling the game you're playing is actually different from the game they are playing.

Player: I'm the best dice roller. Nobody rolls higher than me. My stats are all 20s.

DM: Can I see your character sheet?

Player: No#GOPDnD — How do I Tweeter? (@vexingthoughts) March 17, 2017

GOP: I've slain hundreds of dragons

DM: You're like... Level 4

GOP: Hundreds. #gopdnd — Colby LeRoy (@TheColbyLeRoy) March 22, 2017

Trump: I roll a 20.

GM: It clearly says 3

Trump: Highest role since Reagan. #GOPDnD — C.J. Tuor (@Cjtuor) March 17, 2017

We don't envy the Dungeon Master that has to deal with these fools, because we would have definitely ragequit by now.