i refuse to be held accountable for the whale heart they’ll find in their bed the next day

they can try

[on why he is an actor] I think it’s instinctual. You have a feeling at a certain age. Whether you want to be on stage, whether you want to paint, make music, whatever you want to do. What makes you feel comfortable? Even as a kid, I felt much more comfortable on stage than I did in real life. Stanley Tucci

THAT IS YOUR STUPID MACINTOSH’S PROBLEM. Also I checked it on my work Mac and I could see everything just fine?

There was only one night game a year. On the 4th of July the whole sky would brighten up with fireworks, giving us just enough light for a game.

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that everything ever is Chesh’s fault.

Okay, that’s all I can think of without getting into some serious backwoods twang and that’s more THE COUNTRY IS BETTER THAN YOU CITY SLICKERS.

Or, y’know. Without busting out “Where Were You” and making everybody cry.

NO NEED FOR THAT.