This picture comes to us from the News-Record in Greensboro, N.C., and it is just the best goddamn thing. Nobody knows where that monstrosity of a pig came from, or why it was running loose in a Greensboro neighborhood yesterday afternoon. All we know is that it let out a "horrific, loud squeal" while being carried to an animal control officer's truck. Such is the anguish of a pig without liberty. We'll light a candle for you tonight, giant-ass runaway pig.


[News-Record]