Another day of grading, another one of these.



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Speaking of Star Wars, here are my VERY SERIOUS predictions for the next film: Everything will turn out to have been a holographic program made by the Gungans to punish outcast Jar Jar Binks for his terrible unspecified crimes, which he rationalizes as mere clumsiness, but which in fact were so grave that he must live out his days watching helplessly as his own actions bring pain and death to the galaxy for generations.



This also explains why the leading humans are related to the Naboo royal family, and why so much of the story takes place on desert worlds, deemed especially exotic by the Gungan programmers.

