Based on the headline alone, do you think this story is from Florida or Ohio?





Ding, ding, ding! It’s Ohio today, folks!





Troy Hightland, 30, from Salem, Ohio had a probation hearing at the Columbiana Municipal Court coming up and he got the bright idea to write himself a doctor’s excuse to get out of it.





By hand.





With terrible grammar.





According to his letter on June 10 from “Dr. Wong,” Hightland claims that he was taken to Akron General Hospital in Akron, Ohio because his throat was “the size of a golf ball.” He was placed on an I.V. and was unable to speak.



