The Loudest Green House(Like on the episode Butterfly Effect, this Green House rewrite will show how Lincoln tries to stop and think before he misses something up. Enjoy!)

[In Mrs. Johnson's classroom]

Mrs. Johnson: "Okay, class, we're at the halfway point of our energy reduction project. Let's see how you're doing." [checking the students' status] "Great. Very good. Ooh! Very impressive, Clyde!"

[Clyde's bar is extremely low.]

Clyde: "Thanks, Mrs. Johnson. Our house is solar powered, so we don't burn any fossil fuels."

Mrs. Johnson: "Wonderful. You're all doing a great job of reducing your eco-footprint at him. And if you keep this up, we'll definitely win the Save a Polar Bear Challenge and get this adorable little guy named after us!" [shows her students a poster of a sad polar bear cub with tagline under the photo.]

HAVE A HEART, DO YOUR PART

Students: [with big cooing eyes] "Awwwwww..."

[However, Mrs. Johnson notices Lincoln's bar is extremely high. In fact, it's so high, he has to stand on a ladder and