DUMB IDEAS SINCE SHOOT PAUL

Things that have come up during social time with Houvenagle and pals.

1. Fully automatic dodgeball cannon: Fires at 70+ Mph. 3 or 4 medium sized dodgeballs per second. Self loaded with 500 balls.

2. Remote control demolition cars: 5 modified, full sized cars in a field wired with robotics. Happens once a week. Users control the cars online. Last person to sign up gets the car with a giant dildo attached to the hood (idiocracy).

3. I’m still mulling this one around. It involves a class 3 weapons permit, fully automatic assault weapons and the internet.