Going up

Charles Jeffrey Not only a fashion designer and club promoter; he’s an artist, too. See his exhibition at the Now gallery in London.

Anastasia Not the singer, but the Kardashian’s brow expert, recently dubbed the Lazarus of eyebrows for her ability to bring a dead brow to life.

Bears The new bees. See Ralph Lauren’s Polo bear and the Penfield bear. Hibernation is not an option.

Buffalo shoes.

Girl power The Spice Girls references are coming thick and fast, thanks to young people discovering them on Tumblr. See the return of Buffalo London for evidence.

Wearing pyjamas all day The best thing about Christmas. Make them nice, though: a cheery print brings a bit of glamour to the 11am kir royale.

Malia Obama’s padded coat Specifically, the way she wears it: off-shoulder, à la Balenciaga.

Going down

Gorpcore Fleeces are fashionable, but washing them is 16 times more damaging to the ocean than using microbeads. Goes against the outdoorsy vibe, doesn’t it?

Drip’n’chill The annual vogue for having an IV drip, then chilling out, in order to survive party season. Just have a bath and an early night.

Samantha Jones. Photograph: Channel 4

Samantha Jones We’re all about Charlotte Goldenblatt – rechristened Charlotte Wokenblatt by genius Insta account everyoutfitonsatc.

Digisexuals People who get their kicks through computers only. Ugh.

The jumper around your waist The beta way to tie your clothes. Instead, go crossbody. Tie your jumper over the shoulder in a sideways loop.