Benoit Paire (Frenchness: 100%, Fucks Given: 0%)

Benoit is so painfully French with his sweaty beard, arrogant liaise, and general attitude towards everyone - and he give literally no fucks. If you have ever watched a Benoit Paire match, you know exactly what I am talking about. The only thing as French as Benoit Paire are croissants. Croissants are so fucking French. They're buttery pastries that parade themselves around as a breakfast food. Sometimes they even have chocolate in them. News flash, that's cake for breakfast. So French. Yet, as the graph shows, croissants do actually give slightly more fucks than the likes of Bonoit and Gael Monfils.....at least croissants turn up in the morning, that's more than you can say about those two. For all the Monfils fans out there, yeah he's fun to watch, but he is the ultimate choke, see French Open 2014 Quarterfinal or US Open 2016 Semifinal for reference.