When I opened up the package from my SS, I was surprised at the contents of the shipping box. I had just received the most random assortment of wood workings I have even seen together. The box contained a wooden box, an incense holder, and what appears to be a fraternity spanking paddle. My initial reaction to the contents of the box was of mild amusement. I could not help but laugh at the hodgepodge of wood in this parcel! At first I thought it was a joke, a ribbing as some may call it. Then it hit me. Mr. Jeffrey Wood may have made these objects by hand. The thoughtfulness of this individual to carve and create random wood workings for a complete stranger is the ultimate form of kindness. The blood, sweat, and tears that may have been shed to create these items astounds my mind. Mr. Jeffrey K. Wood, I would like to thank you for these items. And to show my appreciation, this writer's blocked, mediocre musician, has staged the gifts in random cheeky and ho hum scenes for you to enjoy. Thank you Mr. Jeffrey Juan Wood.