Go look at yourself in the mirror. What do you see? A giant Doctor Who fan who also plays the ukulele? Congratulations, you're one of a kind. Just kidding, there are probably four of you, but you're still way more special than anybody has ever thought I was. You know those mugs they sell that say stuff like 'Number #1 Dad'? Mine reads 'Easily In The Bottom 10% of Sons'. This is a $700 custom Doctor Who ukulele made and sold by Etsy seller celentanowoodworks. The body looks like a TARDIS and it also has a custom Doctor Who logo head. Did I ever tell you I tried out for a ukulele spot in my high school's marching band? The band teacher was like, "We don't need ukulele any players" and I was all, "You only THINK you don't," before pretending the ukulele was my penis and I was wailing on it like Jimi Hendrix. I was seriously *this close* to setting the thing on fire when he sent me to the principal's office.

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Thanks to carey, who once played the ukulele so hard people almost forgot they were at a Hawaiian music festival and not a death metal concert.