The message on the packing slip said, "Rummaged through your profile and figured I'd hit two of your loves, Portal and bacon! Happy Holiday!"

Indeed you have, Scott A. (don't know your Reddit name), I'd been eyeing that bacon for awhile, and it really seems the hot gift to give this year! Not quite sure what I'm going to do with the test chamber stickers yet, but I'm sure I'll figure out something clever...coasters or magnets maybe. :)