The Worldnutdaily says that someone has actually managed to catch real demons on film — and they’re apparently not talking about Tom Cruise or Steven Seagal. These demons can only be seen in infrared.

Author, filmmaker and former NFL defensive back Ken Klein, who stunned viewers with his recent “Trans-Humanism: Destroying the Barriers” DVD, has launched another cataclysmic report: That fallen angels exist, are on Earth, and have been filmed… “It’s not a joke,” he said. “We have filmed these things in the infrared spectrum, and it’s really real, and it’s really happening on this planet, and it’s getting worse and worse,” he said. “You can see them in the infrared spectrum as we’ve filmed them. These are those angels that once followed Lucifer, who were deceived, woo’d by him with a great sales pitch, and as a result of that war God decided that he would have to be thrown out of his angelship. And he was thrown into this world, and he’s got billions of followers that are assigned to humanity – some to each human – to monitor each one of us, because each one of us is a potential threat. We shall be called children of God and he hates that because he’s been judged, and he’s not a happy camper,” Klein said.

Believe it or not, it actually gets crazier:

“Jesus’ physical body had to be tailor-made through the development of generations of specific genes that would pass down to Mary and allow for the Immaculate Conception. It wasn’t just any body that the Spirit of God could dwell in. And so Jesus body came through a very specific line of predecessors. The integrity of His physical DNA was managed through the purity of a specific line of people all the way back to Adam,” Klein said. “I think we can expect the same thing to happen with the body that Lucifer will have to take, because we know that there will be an Antichrist who will be the embodiment of the spirit of Lucifer, who was an archangel. It can’t just be any body; it’s going to have to be an engineered body,” he said. “Now we have the science to merge all kinds of brilliant scientists and thinkers into a genetic soup that could bring forth a superior intelligence – and not only that, but a superior body – that could house the spirit of Lucifer.” He said the technologies will come together to unveil “a body that could house the spirit of Satan.”

None of this is necessary, of course. The spirit of Satan already inhabits the body of Kenny G.