I got to work today, and my Secret Santa package was waiting for me on my desk! No return address, no name, but there was a postmark from Buffalo, NY. I couldn't open it until I got home so my wife could witness the excitement, so I did what any normal person would do:

I shook it.

It was oddly heavy, and sloshed with a somewhat metallic sound to it. What could it be?!?!

10 hours later, my wife and I were both at home, and ready to discover the wonders within. I opened my gift, and inside I found BUBBLE WRAP!!!! popopopopopopop!!!!! Underneath, there was a letter, which read:

"GIFT GET!

It may not be very much, but I wanted to share a bit of the food I grew up with in my town.

Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Festive Festivus, Stellar Solstice, Happy New Year, or just an awesome rest of December!"

Thanks, I totally will!

Under the letter I found four purpley-silvery cans (the source of the metallic sloshing!); four cans of PJ's Crystal Beach Original Loganberry "Non-Carbonated Fruit Beverage"! Holy cow, that sounds exciting! I'm usually afraid of fruit soda; something about the carbonation... But juice; I'm down with juice alright! Oh, boy!

In addition, there was some sort of paint brush or basting brush of some sort. After closer examination, it turned out to be a brush from Wing Night, in Buffalo, NY. This is when it hit me: Buffalo, New York. As in BUFFALO WINGS! BUFFFFFAAALLLOOOO WIIIIIIINGS!!!!!

At this point, I got really excited about the remaining item in the box: a roll of brown paper in a Ziploc bag. I quickly ripped it open and found:

BUFFALO WING SAUCE, FROM FREAKING BUFFALO, NEW YORK! OH, YEAH!

Secret Santa, whoever you are, this is an awesome gift. I don't know if you saw I'm active on /r/snackexchange, and assumed I'd want awesome food I couldn't find around me, or what, but you hit the nail on the head. Seriously, you rock!

Now I gotta go buy some wings to cook up and try my awesome sauce and brush out on...!

PS: Nice artwork on the letter! I'm duly impressed!