Making a strong case for the title of World's Biggest B*llend - an esteemed annual prize that's actually still a bit underground - a video has emerged of a self-titled "legend" from Margate being given exactly what he deserves (in this instance 50,000 volts of tasered justice) after harassing train station staff and bemused passers-by... mainly about how much of a "legend" of he is.

A man whose life totally unravels over the course of 106 seconds of madness, the footage was recently released by Network Rail, showing an 'incident' (feel like that word doesn't quite do this iPhone 6s portrait Greek tragedy justice) that took place last year.

On a Monday.

On. A. Monday.

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Above is what happens when a man spends 15+ years locked in a scarcely air conditioned office. Eating the same Pret sandwich ever day. Catching the same 6.43 from London Bridge. Until one day he goes insane and drinks 11 pints on a Monday... Not even a Wednesday! Like a polar locked in a zoo becoming more and more deranged; banging its head against the glass until it breaks.

If you released a polar bear into London Bridge train station on a Monday night then this would be the result. A total break from reality. A mammal designed to roam free trapped until it just snaps. Or in this case a guy who works in "finance" who is so miserable that he feels compelled to seek the validation and conflict of total strangers and innocent staff just trying to get through their shift.

"I am a fucking legend I am a fucking legend I am a fucking legend." He says it so much that he seems unsure of himself. He struts over to one confused group" I'm from Margate and I'll kick the fuck out of all of you." Before staggering over to another with a, "I am a fucking legend... alright" The latter part almost sounding like a plea.

Am I legend? I think I am. Please?

Eventually, after pushing a guy into a ticket machine, slapping a cup out of a hand and generally demonstrating the worst of man's condition after 11 pints of Kronenburg Export, our anti-hero meets his match in the form of some confused-looking Police.

"Do it! Do it!" He cries as he's confronted, like some sort of Poundland Tony Montana. The leading man in his own shit action film. He is willing to die for this sesh. Willing to have a 50,000 volts course through his body for these pints and for Margate. He is a legend and his spirit is eternal.

The video ends there. The legend from Margate-turned human plank of wood on the cold faux marble of a city train station. A smattering of very British applause. A story told to your wife or friend that night. "You'll never guess what I saw at London Bridge tonight"...

But what of the Legend of Margate? A sorry train journey home? The kind of hangover that makes you sit on your bed for 20 minutes the next day, silently asking yourself, "What have you done?"

As it turns out, Alan Parker Silver, 34, was charged with a Section 4 public order offence, received 150 hours of unpaid work, 150 hours of community work and a fine of £235. So that's what he's done.

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