When a party bus on its way to Burning Man filled with a bunch of sexy young adults breaks down in the desert and in the middle of a group of Satanic worshippers, all hell literally breaks loose. A massacre leaves seven survivors trapped on the bus, fighting for their lives while wondering if someone or someones are not what they seem.

Jack: Somebody’s gonna have to help me out with this one. Is nudity allowed on youtube or not? I was pretty confident that the answer was no, but there I was, face to face with some breasts. And last month I think we saw some pubes in a youtube trailer. What gives? Also they 100% ripped that opening song off from the Hardest Button to Button.

Jake: Ha, this looks awesomely terrible. I’d like to comment for a moment on some discussions we’ve had as an A-Z Horror group about good settings for a horror film. Burning Man has come up in all of those conversations and, well, this is not what I think any of us had in mind.

Mark: Tara Reid is likely the best actor in this movie. Let’s just sit and ruminate on that for a moment...

...Okay, good, glad we got past that. This is obviously going to be bad, but you know that going in so shame on you if you let that be a surprise. This is a particular brand of movie I don’t care for, and won’t be seeing, but also might watch if it’s just sort of on in the background of shudder TV or something at 1am and I’m too lazy to change the channel. That’s where these movies thrive.