For some reason, Christian “Prophetess” Kat Kerr thinks she can stop Hurricane Irma by “taking authority over it” and using her scepter to crush the weather.

Because Jesus.

… I make a ruling that storm will leave this area, will leave the coast. I will not tolerate its presence anywhere on the coast of Florida. And I’m commanding it to leave and get back out in the ocean. At the same time, it’ll dissipate. So I command the millibars in that hurricane, you RISE right now. You keep rising, and rising, and rising till the storm will be downgraded, downgraded, downgraded…

She should’ve at least used a lightsaber. It would’ve accomplished the same thing and been more colorful.

Since making that video on Monday, Hurricane Irma has done incredible damage in the Caribbean and appears to be headed to the coast of Florida. So she may want to do her voodoo magic again since God clearly didn’t hear her the first time.

(via Museum of Idolatry)

