It thrills me to know that we're coming together as a world and that rodeos are no longer just a heterosexual mental abnormality. And while we're on the subject of healing the world, it's good to know that the KKK's plans of world domination are continuing to make strides in the community. As you can see, our friends from the clan are hard at work picking up highway trash. Do you realize that that means there are litterers out there that need the KKK to set a good example for them? Some guy on the highway right now is throwing a candy bar wrapper out the window and he looks like a bigger prick than the chinless inbred bastards who kill minorities for a living. Maybe. Or maybe the KKK cleans the highway to find trash to throw at jews. It's not like they could afford to go out and actually buy beer bottles and other projectiles. It seems like the most financial support the master and future dominating race can get are their Chick-Fil-A paychecks. Whatever the reason, stop throwing crap out the window. The KKK doesn't have time to clean up after your dumb ass. They have rifles to clean and water towers to climb, you selfish fuckers.



When the KKK was preparing their new surge of modern propaganda guaranteed to only get extraordinarily easily brainwashed people (this is a similar technique used by the Christians. See above), they asked around the barn for anyone with marketing esperience. The closest they could come was with local carwash attendant, Duke "Bubba" Whitman. Although he has no formal post-grammar school education, he claims to love the Super Bowl commericials and often films his own amateur President Day Sale car commercials in front of the abandoned vehicles in his father's lawn. He was the genius behind the "WHITE POWER" slogan and the convincing ad to the left. It's a cute thing to say at parties and a great way to make new friends. Provided they're white, of course. It makes people feel good about themselves, and it's so true. It's also really hard to argue with it since who can argue with simple reality? Not all racism is bad, though. Go here for an example of how to hate people the right way. With the healing power of laughter.



Someone recently informed the clan that their outfits looked like a combination of ghost costumes and the dunce hats our grandparents were humiliated with in second grade. A young Alabaman boy designed a less embarassing costume out of long underwear and a cape, but the clan ran into legal problems with the cape. What I'm trying to say is that I think a girl scout troop has a better chance of conquering the world. They have better financial backing, more effective PR, and with all the girl scouts locked up in the closets of America, they already have allies on the inside. So I say ignore the KKK and declare war on the girlscouts!