The Daily Mail is a British tabloid. A conservative one, in fact. James Chapman is the paper's political editor and a self-proclaimed Tory, and has been tweeting Mitt Romney's visit to his country.

Somehow, I doubt this is what Romney was going for when planning the trip:





@jameschappers Eh? We don't need your advice thanks MT "@chrisshipitv: Romney: will Brits come together & celebrate? We'll only find out when Games begin"



@jameschappers Diplomacy Romney style: casts doubt on Britain's Olympic preparations; says last thing he wants is for US to be like Europe. Way to go Mitt!



@jameschappers Another Romney triumph as he forgets Ed Miliband's name: 'Like you, Mr Leader, I look forward to our conversation here this morning'.



@jameschappers Romney blunders again by revealing he's had (supposedly) top secret briefing by John Sawers, MI6 boss. Do we have a new Dubya on our hands?



@jameschappers Serious dismay in Whitehall at Romney debut. 'Worse than Sarah Palin.' 'Total car crash'. Two of the kinder verdicts #romneyshambles



@jameschappers Can this get any worse for Romney? Boris is now mocking him in front of 60,000 people in Hyde Park #romneyshambles



@jameschappers Another verdict from one Romney meeting: 'Apparently devoid of charm, warmth, humour or sincerity' #romneyshambles #mitthitsthefan

Get him the hell out of the UK, stat! At this rate, we'll be at war by tomorrow noon.

And they might want to rethink that Israel visit ...