In response to President Obama's call for compromise, several lawmakers have concocted their own health care reform bills. Here are some provisions of the top contenders:

Hoyer-Larson Bill : All 45 million uninsured Americans would be guaranteed medical care, all of it provided by Dr. Tom Janicak of Houston, TX

: All 45 million uninsured Americans would be guaranteed medical care, all of it provided by Dr. Tom Janicak of Houston, TX Melancon-Cooper Bill : Would create a low-cost government-administered health insurance plan, but would prohibit anyone from buying into it

: Would create a low-cost government-administered health insurance plan, but would prohibit anyone from buying into it Griffith-Cantor Bill : Low-income families would be allowed to huddle outside hospital windows in the cold and look at wealthier families receiving care

: Low-income families would be allowed to huddle outside hospital windows in the cold and look at wealthier families receiving care Hutchinson-Snowe Bill : Children insured on a cuteness scale

: Children insured on a cuteness scale Murray-Menendez Bill : Doctors only allowed to mention giving birth as a viable alternative after providing counseling on the many different ways one can have an abortion.

: Doctors only allowed to mention giving birth as a viable alternative after providing counseling on the many different ways one can have an abortion. Luetkemeyer-Fortenberry Bill : They just liked the way their names looked together, and this seemed like the most high-profile opportunity to put it out there

: They just liked the way their names looked together, and this seemed like the most high-profile opportunity to put it out there Grayson Bill : Rep. Alan Grayson will personally punch in the face any insurance executive who turns down a valid claim

: Rep. Alan Grayson will personally punch in the face any insurance executive who turns down a valid claim Blookross-Feiser Bill: Although no one is exactly sure who these two shadowy congressmen are, their bill would mandate a twofold increase in insurance premiums and force patients to buy name-brand drugs