You: (sarcastic) Well...surprise, surprise. This is the zillionth time you haven't bothered returning my calls since we last split up. You know, I'd thought you'd be calling me again, just begging for forgiveness, trying to come up with some pathetic crocodile tears after that shitty stunt you pulled on me the other night. Wow...I guess you really meant it this time. You're really over me. I mean, now you've decided to fly a straight and narrow path and go steady this time around. And this is just getting better: you're doing it with a GIRL? Oh, god, this is classic! (laughs) But here's a little secret I have to tell you: (whispers) I still don't believe you. (normal voice) That Bullshit-O-Meter's running pretty high, truth be told. I believe you're doing all of this---you know, pretending that you have a girlfriend so I can fuck off and leave you alone---so you can make me jealous. Guess what? It's working pretty damn well. You wanna know what I really think? And I'm gonna be straight-up, brutally honest with you: you're still thinking about me. (chuckles)

I know, I know. (mockingly) "Ew, why would I think about my ex?" (normal voice, a bit wrathful) Why? I tell you fucking why, you selfish bastard: you still can't forget all those times when I gave you head, and all those times when I let you fuck my ass and make me whine like a bitch dog in heat. And what do I get in return? ZIP. NOTHING. AT. ALL! I fucking work my ass off to make you feel like a king and make you cum hard. And eventually I do, but I never get one single "thank you" or just even a slight "thanks, babe." No, I get nothing. I never get to fuck YOU. Whenever I would bring that up, you say: (mockingly macho voice) "No fucking way that cock is going in my ass! No way, dude." (normal voice) You know what? That's all fine. Perfectly fine! Maybe you'll realize that when you're with her. And I know you: you're gonna do the same thing to her like you did with me. You're gonna make like she's obliged to make you cum without a single word of gratitude. Yeah, she'll suck your cock and let you fuck her from behind. Hell, if I was there, I'd be laughing my fucking ass off when she finally treats you the same way you did me. You'll be begging her with tears in your eyes: (whimpers mockingly): "Oh, please, baby! Please don't leave me. I'll let you fuck me however you want, darling. Just don't do this to me!" (shouts angrily) Oh, give me a goddamn BREAK! Yeah, and when she DOES leave you, you'll have no one to turn to except...that's right, me.

And besides, how can you resist me when I'm on my knees for you...(drop down in a sultry tone) staring up at you with my [insert eye color] eyes gleaming with so much eagerness, so much passion that you took for granted. Just imagine it right now: my cock in hand, and my mouth wide open for that big, gorgeous cock of yours. And I want you to listen to me beg. Listen to me plead with you to let me wrap my warm, wet mouth around your throbbing dick. (moans) Please, Daddy? (chuckles) You know you love it when I call you "Daddy". Makes you fucking weak at the knees, doesn't it? Good. Because once it does, I'm gonna be taking the lead this time. I don't care if I have to fuck you dry, but if that's what it takes to make you come running back to me and treat me a little better, then I'll do it whether you like it or not. And once you've cum like a good boy, I'll let you fuck my ass again. I'll let you do whatever you like to me. I know you still love it every time you'd fuck me and I sound like this...(moans and whimpers desperately for a while) Oh, Daddy, please! Please fuck me harder! Make me whimper, baby. Harder, baby! Faster! Oh, darling, don't stop. Don't you DARE stop! Please fuck me, Daddy! Please, please, please fuck me! (drops the desperate, begging tone and burst out laughing)