It's a trend that's been going on for a few years on all of these "future" videos where they show the display as a table or a counter top ... some common household surface. And when you lay your camera or phone on it, all of the pictures and videos come spilling out so you can view them, edit, transfer to other devices and whatever.

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Some of you see where I'm going with this already, but let me spell it out for those who don't: In my experience, the ratio of people who have porn on their phones or cameras versus those who don't are roughly every last fucking one of them to none of them at all. Maybe I just know too many perverts, but I can absolutely picture a scenario where a dude comes home from work, drops his car keys and phone onto the table two feet from his kids, and porn shoots out like a geyser made of tits and fucking.

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Now imagine you have that same phone in your pocket while at work. You're talking to a coworker or your boss as you casually lean against the desk. Just like when you accidentally dial someone because your keys (same pocket as the phone) touched the wrong button, this time they've hit the "spray porn all over this desk" button. Best case scenario, you've kept it in your back pocket so that when it does happen (and it will), it will look like you just spontaneously shot porn right out of your asshole.