1. Your first job won't be your dream job.

2. When you have the nicest apartment in your group of friends, you'll always be the one hosting.

3. Having lunch with your ex will definitely upset your current significant other.

4. Thanksgiving isn't always as perfect as it's supposed to be. When in doubt, just serve grilled cheese.

5. Your independence is more important than the financial security of a husband.

6. Don't kiss your boss on a job interview. Or ever.

7. "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal."

8. It's fine to spend Friday nights in your pajamas playing board games.