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How will Dodger superfan Adolf Hitler react when he learns the Astros cheated during the 2017 postseason?

Dodger fan Hilter finds out the Astros cheated

00:00 - 00:03 Unfortunately sir, we have grave news for you

00:04 - 00:05 This morning at 3am

00:05 - 00:07 Boob Nightengale reported the following:

00:08 - 00:12 "MLB expected to discipline Astros within the day...

00:12 - 00:15 for allegations of sign stealing throughout the 2017 season".

00:17 - 00:19 Eh, I'm not too worried about it.

00:19 - 00:21 There's no way they did it in the world series

00:24 - 00:26 my fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Well....

00:31 - 00:33 Jeff Passan just tweeted,

00:34 - 00:36 The Astros cheated in the postseason as well.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who has unironically used the phrase "Fraudman", please leave the room now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE F***

01:15 - 01:17 WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. F***

01:18 - 01:23 THE DODGERS WOULD HAVE WON THAT SERIES.

01:25 - 01:28 We've tried and failed for 30 years

01:29 - 01:31 We lose to the Cardinals

01:31 - 01:34 We lose to the METS

01:34 - 01:37 We lose to the Cubs

01:37 - 01:40 Then our dream team loses to CHEATERS

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, there's no way to prove the Dodgers would've won

01:42 - 01:46 BULLSHIT TAKE THEIR RINGS AWAY

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, Yu Darvish tipped his pitches on his own

01:48 - 01:52 Game 7 shouldn't have even happened!

01:53 - 01:54 Game 5 is so suspicious now!

01:56 - 01:57 Houston's hitters were dialed in...

01:57 - 02:00 ...on every pitcher's fastball that game!

02:00 - 02:03 All their go-ahead HRs were on tough pitches!

02:04 - 02:08 The Dodgers were grinding at bats...

02:08 - 02:13 ...and executed really well on offense!

02:14 - 02:16 AND IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER CAUSE HOUSTON WAS CHEATING!

02:17 - 02:21 And after the dust settles the Astros will still have their rings!

02:27 - 02:29 This is a sad day for Dodger fans.

02:30 - 02:34 A sad day for those of us that bleed blue...

02:34 - 02:36 ...and live and die with our boys

02:41 - 02:42 Friedman should have prepared.

02:43 - 02:47 EVERYONE KNEW THE ASTROS WERE DOING SOMETHING DIRTY!

02:48 - 02:53 Now Kershaw's washed up!

02:54 - 02:56 We failed to sign Cole or Rendon!

02:56 - 02:59 Seager can't f***in stay healthy

03:00 - 03:02 and Kiké's bat will JUST NEVER COME AROUND!

03:04 - 03:07 He doesn't mean that he loves Kiké.

03:14 - 03:16 The young kids are really talented, but..

03:19 - 03:23 ...that 2017 team was magical.

03:25 - 03:26 Doesn't matter now.

03:31 - 03:33 My baseball fanhood is over.

03:40 - 03:46 MLB has allowed cheaters to corrupt their game...

03:46 - 03:49 ...and their only concern is still pace of play.