Mangled butts have been turning up all over NLSScirclejerk and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a mom's knife, and still nobody has a clue who the salty killer is.

Ryan 'Northernlion' Letourneau is a scummy and shrek-like private detective with a fondness for DONKEH. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the scum killer.

When his husband, Josh Smith, is kidnapped, Ryan Letourneau finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a dank xbox controller for FPS on PC.

He enlists the help of a cute fishmonger called 'Rockleesmile' Reineke.

Can Reineke help Letourneau overcome his DOTA 2 addiction and find the answers before the mad because he's bad killer and his deadly mom's knife strike again?