I Am A Missing Sock by reali-tglitch on Apr 17, 2016

I am a missing sock

And it really fucking rocks

I can roam just where I like

And nobody ever talks to me

I really cannot tell,

Whether I am roaming Earth or Hell

But it's alright cause I'm a sock

The only sole I have to worry about

Is in the shoes that smell.



This is a single verse,

For the dweller of Converse,

And Vans, and DCs.

A sentient little cotton being.

That has gone missing.



I have no eyes, but I can see

I can see the world around me.

Adrift in the winds as I cross mountains and prairies.

Brought to life by magical fairies.



I decided I'd make a song,

Just for me as the journey is long.

I hope that it gets stuck in your head, this song.

That's right I just rhymed song with song.

I do what I want, cause I'm a thong.

I mean a sock.

Yeah, a sock.

Singing.

Who'd have thought?



I am a missing sock

And it really fucking rocks

I can roam just where I like

And nobody ever talks to me

I really cannot tell,

Whether I am roaming Earth or Hell

But it's alright cause I'm a sock

The only sole I have to worry about

Is in the shoes that smell.