The Nationals, as correctly predicted by Hondo, unloaded on Harvey in the big Citi on Thursday night, which lifted the earnings to a somewhat chunky 574 pacioreks.

Friday night: Even though Quintana didn’t perform to expectations last time out, Mr. Aitch will give him the nod again — 20 units on the Pale Hose to give Dillon those subterranean homesick blues.

The NFL says it will return more than $700,000 in fees it charged the armed services for patriotic displays at games. So that means feckless commissioner Roger “$44M-A-Year” Goodell now can add “phony flag-waving patriot” to his shameful résumé … Iran took a break from chanting “Death to America” to demand the U.S. pay $50 billion in reparations for 63 years of “spiritual and material damage.” Obama and Secretary of State John Kerry, stopped sucking up to the Ayatollah long enough to say: Make it $100 billion and you’ve got a deal.