Shoggy



>1. Keep your stupid mouths shut.

>2. If you want to use a weapon it MUST be disguised as a lasgun or something. THIS INCLUDES YOUR PLASMA HYBRID MONSTROSITY.

>3. The drone is SECRET. It does not leave the barracks unless it's in its box or you can make it look like a servo-skull.

>4. Sarge will be the judge of whether the drone ACTUALLY looks like a servo-skull.

>5. The drone is NOT a she.

>6. The drone does NOT have a gender at all.

>7. The drone is NOT named Hannah or Fio'whatsit.

>8. The drone is NOT named after ANYONE, regardless of if we've met them.

>9. The drone is named Spot. It is a good name and is actually sort of witty. All complaints must be hand-written and submitted in person to Interrogator Sarge.

>10. Anyone who violates these rules or actually submits a complaint will be made to suffer in ways they cannot possibly imagine.