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Previously:

This week: I went through the entire Bentley database.

Rules: He has to be in the Bentley database, and I can only use a guy once, preferably where he played most.

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QUARTERBACK:



Puckelwartz was unfortunate to have played at the same time as M's greatest ever QB

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Bill Puckelwartz (HM Don Moorhead, Irv Uteritz)

Bill Puckelwartz (HM Don Moorhead, Irv Uteritz) Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Louis A. Brunsting Jr. or Ignatius M. Duffy

Louis A. Brunsting Jr. or Ignatius M. Duffy Best Nickname: John "Piggy" Pighee

John "Piggy" Pighee Rolls off that tongue: Jim Breaugh

Jim Breaugh The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the: Tate Forcier

Tate Forcier I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: DiAllo Johnson

DiAllo Johnson Most literal: Matt Wilde

Matt Wilde In the mystical and mysterious land of: Forrest Evashevski

Forrest Evashevski Most presidential: Jack Kennedy

Jack Kennedy Best galactic overlord: Chris Zurbrugg

Chris Zurbrugg Good luck Ace: Harry Stuhldreher, Jr.

[After THE JUMP: Butt, Jokisch, Furbush, and some names you haven't heard]

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RUNNING BACK:

His performance against Chicago in 1933 is not the reason Everhardus edges out Mike Cox

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Herman Everhardus (HM Mike Cox, Michael Shatusky, Paul Gannatal)

Herman Everhardus (HM Mike Cox, Michael Shatusky, Paul Gannatal) Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Norman B. Purucker (HM Fitzgerald Toussaint)

Norman B. Purucker (HM Fitzgerald Toussaint) Best Nickname: Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch (HM: Chalmers W. "Bump" Elliott)

Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch (HM: Chalmers W. "Bump" Elliott) Favorite Author: Ralph Waldo Beymer

Ralph Waldo Beymer Best reason: John Batsakes

John Batsakes Best MGoBlog handle: J. Paul Raeder

J. Paul Raeder Best at keeping rosterizers on their toes: Ross Taylor-Douglas

Ross Taylor-Douglas Your first name is more last name than your last name: O'Neil Swanson

O'Neil Swanson I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Harlan Huckleby

Harlan Huckleby Best movie star: Willie Heston

Willie Heston Favorite traveling baseball team: Stanley Knickerbocker

Stanley Knickerbocker Most literal: Ricky Powers (HM Tony Boles, Walter Cross, Mike Hart, Harry Workman, Kareem Walker)

Ricky Powers (HM Tony Boles, Walter Cross, Mike Hart, Harry Workman, Kareem Walker) Good luck Ace: Tshimanga Biakabutuka

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FULLBACK:

(Ace)

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Dick Balzhiser (HM Roderick Cox, Ralph Chubb, Spencer Dickow)

Dick Balzhiser (HM Roderick Cox, Ralph Chubb, Spencer Dickow) Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Wallace M. Frankowski

Wallace M. Frankowski Best Nickname: Khalid "Hammerin' Panda" Hill

Khalid "Hammerin' Panda" Hill Your first name is more last name than your last name: Cyril Quinn

Cyril Quinn I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Leroy Hoard

Leroy Hoard Most literal: Burnie Legette

Burnie Legette Most yep you're definitely a fullback: David G. Mongeau, Leroy Hoard, Jarrod Bunch, Bob Thornbladh

David G. Mongeau, Leroy Hoard, Jarrod Bunch, Bob Thornbladh Good luck Ace: Fritz Seyferth

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TIGHT END:

Butt. [Fuller]

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Jake Butt (HM Jon Heffelfinger)

Jake Butt (HM Jon Heffelfinger) Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: August Henry Oversmith

August Henry Oversmith Best Nickname: Zentry

Zentry Most 1930s comics villain: Solomon Sobsey

Solomon Sobsey That sounds healthy and delicious: Ed Frutig, Gustave Fervert, George Greenleaf, Donovan P. Hershberger

Ed Frutig, Gustave Fervert, George Greenleaf, Donovan P. Hershberger Most likely to star in a horror franchise: Frederick Krueger

Frederick Krueger I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Mustapha Muhammad

Mustapha Muhammad I felt bad listening to Keith Jackson having to say this all day: Paul and Mark Schmerge

Paul and Mark Schmerge Best use of postwar overabundance of vowels: Bennie Oosterbaan

Bennie Oosterbaan Best dinosaur: Richard U. Rex

Richard U. Rex No, he's not related: Jack Harbaugh

Jack Harbaugh Most literal: Paul Seal (HM Michael Jocz, Karl Staatz, Tom Stincic, Matt Studenski)

Paul Seal (HM Michael Jocz, Karl Staatz, Tom Stincic, Matt Studenski) Probably why Jon Falk retired: Alex Mitropoulos-Rundus

Alex Mitropoulos-Rundus Good luck Ace: John K. Galarneault

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WIDE RECEIVER

(Ace)

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Dan and Paul Jokisch (HM Unwana Ubom, Derek Woodmore)

Dan and Paul Jokisch (HM Unwana Ubom, Derek Woodmore) Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Yale VanDyne

Yale VanDyne Best name of all time for fan participation: Eddie McDooooooooooom

Eddie McDooooooooooom Best videogame hero: Mario Manningham

Mario Manningham Best Harry Potter villain: Felman Malveaux

Felman Malveaux Best Star Wars character: Triando Markray

Triando Markray Best Game of Thrones character: LaTerryal Savoy

LaTerryal Savoy Best wrestling move, The: Donovan Peoples-Jones

Donovan Peoples-Jones Most likely to accidentally come up in Michigan Daily Archives searches: Bo Rather

Bo Rather Most likely to accidentally come up in a Google.fr search: Jason Avant

Jason Avant Best Intergalactic Overlord: Zion Babb

Zion Babb Best Mythological Deity/Car : Mercury Hayes

: Mercury Hayes Best Invention as Seen on HSN/Your local Bed Bath & Beyond: Zia Combs

Zia Combs Best app: Mo Ways

Mo Ways Best 11th Century Norman Nickname: Matt DeYoung

Matt DeYoung I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Amani Toomer

Amani Toomer Punning Headline Writers' Challenge of the Century: Jeremy Gallon

Jeremy Gallon Most likely to confuse a tired history major on a Late Antiquity bluebook exam: Livetius Johnson

Livetius Johnson Punning Michigan Engineering Alumni Magazine Headline Writers' Challenge of the Century: Julian Searengin

Julian Searengin Worst thing to ever happen to tables on MGoBlog since Juwann Bushell-Beatty: Donovan Peoples-Jones

Donovan Peoples-Jones Good luck Ace: Olatide Ogunfiditimi

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OFFENSIVE GUARD:

Linemen of the '40s knew to fear the name Merv Pregulman [UM Bentley]

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Ernest J. Allmendinger

Ernest J. Allmendinger Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: William J. Van Orden

William J. Van Orden Coaches' favorite: Milo F. Sukup

Milo F. Sukup Best tincture: A. Burgess Vial

A. Burgess Vial Most likely to stump your mom in a game of "One of the greatest DTs in the game's history, or pharmacist?": Mervin Pregulman

Mervin Pregulman Most literal: John J. Powers

John J. Powers Most likely to be mistaken for Jeremy Ciulla: Zac Ciullo

Zac Ciullo Most first names: James Edward Johns Junior

James Edward Johns Junior I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: John Arbeznik

John Arbeznik Drink some water: John Mihic

John Mihic Biggest nose: Stanley Broadnax

Stanley Broadnax Most Amazing: Greg Wonderli

Greg Wonderli Obviously squatting: Thomas Landsittel

Thomas Landsittel Good luck Ace: Tom Wansdersleben

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OFFENSIVE TACKLE:

Prettyman began as a Rusher then played four seasons at forward . He returned after taking the '87 season off to play center then finally grew into a tackle his final two years[UM Bentley]

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Stanley Muirhead

Stanley Muirhead President of the Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Horace G. Prettyman

Horace G. Prettyman Best Nickname: John Stuart "Jumbo" Elliott

John Stuart "Jumbo" Elliott Best Coffee: Rostom Tandourjian

Rostom Tandourjian Best Internet Service Provider: James K. VanBlaricom

James K. VanBlaricom Most impossible Google: Steven King

Steven King Whatever Angus G. Wants: Angus G. Goetz

Angus G. Goetz Name that's too obviously a pseudonym that famous hobbits use at hotels Barvey Underhill

Barvey Underhill Your first name is more last name than your last name: Guy Curtis

Guy Curtis I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Greg Skrepanek

Greg Skrepanek Best 1960s cartoon character: Rocko Khoury

Rocko Khoury Most literal: Bob Wahl (HM Mark Huyge, Rock Lindsay, Kenneth Shields)

Bob Wahl (HM Mark Huyge, Rock Lindsay, Kenneth Shields) Most fictional: James T. Balog

James T. Balog Won't have to change your name when you open a private physical training center: Victor Method

Victor Method Employee of the Month at Victor Method: Dave Trainer

Dave Trainer Good luck Ace: Pat Olszeweski (HM: Thomas Guynes)

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CENTER

Unlike Jack Kennedy and Ben Harrison, 1930s Michigan center Gerald Ford had a U.S. President's name before the guy became president [UM Bentley]

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Jim Dickey

Jim Dickey Giggle giggle I'm a 2-year-old: Virgil R. Pampu

Virgil R. Pampu Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Raymond Vanderzeyde

Raymond Vanderzeyde Tastiest pasta dish: Rolie Zagnoli

Rolie Zagnoli Worst nickname: Eric "Matt" Elliott

Eric "Matt" Elliott Most honest: William Eschtruth (HM Richard D. Farrer)

William Eschtruth (HM Richard D. Farrer) Most presidential: Gerald Ford

Gerald Ford Least presidential: Ted Kennedy

Ted Kennedy Fairly presidential: Benjamin Harrison Southworth

Benjamin Harrison Southworth I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: George Zuganellis

George Zuganellis Your first name is more last name than your last name: Coleman Wallace (HM Robert F. Timm)

Coleman Wallace (HM Robert F. Timm) Best film noir detective: Guy Murdock (HM Floyd Morse)

Guy Murdock (HM Floyd Morse) Best film noir director: Bill Muir

Bill Muir Most literal: Rod Payne

Rod Payne Biggest mystery though we have his height to half an inch: "?? Yale", who's 5'11-1/2/184 lbs on the 1895 team

"?? Yale", who's 5'11-1/2/184 lbs on the 1895 team Favorite character in Chrono Trigger: Wayne F. Melchiori

Wayne F. Melchiori Good luck Ace: Richard Szymanski (HM Dwight R. Tousignaut. Jim Czirr)

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DEFENSIVE TACKLE

"Will Carr" nets 5,490 results in the Daily database, 20 of which refer to the player [UM Bentley]

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Freddie Kountz

Freddie Kountz Least likely name to belong to a 280-pound nose guard: Claire Purdum

Claire Purdum Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Cloyce E. Hanshue

Cloyce E. Hanshue Mo' Hurts: Mo Hurst

Mo Hurst Most likely to accidentally come up in Michigan Daily Archives searches: Will Carr

Will Carr Best Nickname: Sylvester "Buster" Stanley

Sylvester "Buster" Stanley Most literal: Carl M. Savage

Carl M. Savage Parents couldn't agree on a spelling: Elisha Elijah Sayad

Elisha Elijah Sayad Pay the players already: Edward Poorman

Edward Poorman Count de: Bryan Mone

Bryan Mone Uses own name for D&D character : Cecil Freihofer

: Cecil Freihofer Let's count: Michael Dwumfour, Ninef Aghakhan

Michael Dwumfour, Ninef Aghakhan Holy: Paul Flajole

Paul Flajole True name of the ring-poisoned wretch following you around: Joseph Schmiegel

Joseph Schmiegel I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Steve Rekowski

Steve Rekowski Metal or things made from metal: Mike Hammerstein, Will Carr, Jason Horn

Mike Hammerstein, Will Carr, Jason Horn Good luck Ace: Roger Szafranski

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DEFENSIVE END

Glenn Steele is one of the main reasons Michigan's defense was so metal in the '90s [UM Bentley]

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Russell Damn (HM: Clinton Spearman, Gerrit J. Diekema)

Russell Damn (HM: Clinton Spearman, Gerrit J. Diekema) Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Richard VanTongeren

Richard VanTongeren That sounds unhealthy and delicious: Taco Charlton, Jake Frysinger, Wesley Dierberger

Taco Charlton, Jake Frysinger, Wesley Dierberger "Shibboleth" for Michigan fans: Juaquin Feazell

Juaquin Feazell Best nickname: Roger "Rocky" Rosema

Roger "Rocky" Rosema Metal or something made of metal: Glen Steele, Shantee Orr

Glen Steele, Shantee Orr I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Mario Ojemudia

Mario Ojemudia Impossible to Google, we've tried: Chris Rock

Chris Rock Name your dog can pronounce : Craig Roh

: Craig Roh Most literal: Chase Winovich

Chase Winovich Good luck Ace: Carl Cmejrek

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LINEBACKER

I was just the right age to think "Rusty Fichtner" was a hilarious name. Now I don't remember what I thought a Fichtner was. [UM Bentley]

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Noah Furbush (HM Adam Fakih, Rusty Fichtner)

Noah Furbush (HM Adam Fakih, Rusty Fichtner) Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Prescott Burgess

Prescott Burgess Best 11th Century Frisian Nickname: David Devich

David Devich Worst Marvel Cinematic Universe character: Randy Stark

Randy Stark Best 5th Century BCE Harbinger of Destruction: Paul Girgash

Paul Girgash Best Holiday: Michael J. Day

Michael J. Day Best Mood: Marty Huff

Marty Huff Best body part: Ed Wojtys

Ed Wojtys Best consulting firm: Kerwin Waldroup

Kerwin Waldroup Your first name is more last name than your last name: Anthony Jordan, (HM Jordan Anthony)

Anthony Jordan, (HM Jordan Anthony) Who? Mike Jones

Mike Jones Tastiest BBQ: Jeff Smokevitch

Jeff Smokevitch Tastiest tailgate snack: Carlitos Bostic

Carlitos Bostic Tastiest beverage: Mike Lemirande

Mike Lemirande Tastiest dinner: Jamie Mignon

Jamie Mignon The reason we can all pronounce the 'H' in "White": Dhani Jones

Dhani Jones Best tractor: John Duerr

John Duerr Best vacuum: Matt Dyson

Matt Dyson Best game on after 8pm Eastern: Sanford Washington

Sanford Washington Favorite character from Final Fantasy II or IV or whatever it was II when I played it: Cecil Pryor

Cecil Pryor Least likely to belong to an athletically limited white guy from Holland, Michigan: Desmond Morgan

Desmond Morgan Toughest on the Bentley Library's OCR:



Best rapper: Jay Rau

Jay Rau I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Clint Copenhaver

Clint Copenhaver Metal or made of metal: Sam Sword, Ian Gold, Jarrett Irons

Sam Sword, Ian Gold, Jarrett Irons Most metal: Rob Swett

Rob Swett Good luck Ace: P.J. Cwayna

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SAFETY

The current staff's sole contribution to the MGoBlog prospector naming convention is to call J'Marick Woods "Woods" because he brings the Woods. [Patrick Barron]

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Woody Brown

Woody Brown Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Horace T. VanDeventer (HM: Willis Barringer, William B. Calvert)

Horace T. VanDeventer (HM: Willis Barringer, William B. Calvert) Metal or made of metal: Josh Metellus

Josh Metellus Best nickname: Thomas "Prison Abs" Gordon

Thomas "Prison Abs" Gordon Wood, made of wood, or lays the wood: J'Marick Woods

J'Marick Woods Favorite place to read a book on a warm summer day: Garland Rivers

Garland Rivers Favorite figure from Roman history: Cato June

Cato June Least googleable: Steven L. King

Steven L. King I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: DeWayne Patmon

DeWayne Patmon Favorite Sci-Fi Hero: Ernest Shazor

Ernest Shazor Most literal: Tony Blankenship

Tony Blankenship Best imaginary compatriot: Raynor Freund

Raynor Freund Good luck, Ace: George Ceithaml

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CORNERBACK

Sure he was mostly a safety but it was funnier here. [Eric Upchurch]

Giggle giggle I'm a 12-year-old: Woody Hankins (HM Boubacar Cissoko, Dieter Haren)

Woody Hankins (HM Boubacar Cissoko, Dieter Haren) Most esteemed member of an extremely exclusive Ann Arbor men's sitting club: Channing Stribling (HM Tad Van Pelt)

Channing Stribling (HM Tad Van Pelt) Favorite character from a Steven King novel: Linwood Harden

Linwood Harden Best nickname: Myles "Spider" Sims

Myles "Spider" Sims Biggest catch: Marlin Jackson

Marlin Jackson Most beloved television character from the 1950s: Alfie Burch

Alfie Burch OMG Shirtless: Marion Body

Marion Body Favorite character from Wheel of Time: Thom Darden

Thom Darden Greatest King: Kurt Kampe III

Kurt Kampe III Favorite Egyptian deity: Ra-Mon Watkins

Ra-Mon Watkins Most likely to confuse a tired history major on a French Revolution bluebook exam: Jean-Agnus Charles (HM Francois Montbrun)

Jean-Agnus Charles (HM Francois Montbrun) Delicious and spicy: Markus Curry

Markus Curry Thanks for shortening: Tajuan "Ty" Law

Tajuan "Ty" Law I could listen to Keith Jackson say this all day: Charles Woodson

Charles Woodson Evil alternative dimension Jim Harbaugh: P.J. Brumbaugh

P.J. Brumbaugh Your first name is more last name than your last name: Donovan Warren

Donovan Warren Most likely to sell you this whirdingiest doohicky to ever zerp: Donald M. Zanfagna

Donald M. Zanfagna I still can't spell this: Jeremy LeSueeur…Leseuer, LeSueur…

Jeremy LeSueeur…Leseuer, LeSueur… Mainstream media still can't spell this: Troy Woolfolk..Worflolk, Woolfork, Willflrok?

Troy Woolfolk..Worflolk, Woolfork, Willflrok? Not Tloy Wilfork either, MSM: Travis Wooley

Travis Wooley Good luck Ace: Robert Krejsa

SPECIAL TEAMS

Dick Sygar (18) and Dick Vidmer (27) in 1966 [UM Bentley]