Love him or hate him, we can all agree on one thing: Donald Trump says a lot of things that should not be repeated to your children when having the sex talk. Whether you’re using a birds and bees metaphor or taking the Roman Catholic approach to the awkward conversation, here are 7 Trump quotes you should definitely take off the table.

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While this is likely true, it fails to show kids the importance of respecting your partner and waiting until you’re both ready to ‘do the big dance.’ Best to steer clear of this quote.

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If you said this, your kids would be like “What? Dad? You’re running for president? That’s awesome! I’m going to be the most popular kid in school!” It could be jarring to follow that up with a description of the female reproductive organs. I wouldn’t use this quote if I were you.

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“What’s a Carly Fiorina?” They’ll ask. “Is that a lady part or a man part?” Dropping this quote could accidentally cause your kid to go through life thinking a Urethra is actually called a Carly Fiorina and their friends would laugh at them for the unfortunate mix up. Not his best quote for the big talk.

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The logistical nightmare of putting a wall across the U.S.A./Mexico border is too much to handle for the mind of a 12 year old who just learned how eggs get fertilized. Skip this one.

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This is a tough one, because it only really works if you’re having the sex talk on September 11th. But that’s probably not the best day to have the sex talk with your kids, anyway. September is just a bad sex talk month in general. Please avoid.

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This could accidentally lead your kids to believe that you need drugs to have sex, which is not true. Also your kids might pick up on the vague racist undertones, so best to steer clear of this Trumpism.

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Kids often have much better memories than you think. They may forget the scientific names of the female reproductive organs, but they won’t forget that their own parent was just as wrong as everyone else about Iraq. Bush brainwashed you, don’t do the same to your kids with this Trump quote.