The scene is set, I trudge home in typical English weather. Dark, Dank and Wet. My umbrella keeping some of the rain off, my shoes soggy from puddles. What a gloomy night.

But lo, on my doormat is a parcel. What could it possibly be? Okay so the parcel size, shape and weight were an immediate give away as to what lied within, still I was excited to open my gift. After much removal of packing tape I found my way to the gooey gift filled centre.

A Printed advertising leaflet!

No wait, that cant be right. Ahha beneath the leaflet lay my glimmering prize, GLOOM! I guess it was somewhat inevitable given the weather. So thank you mystery gifter. I can now reduce my gloom by inflicting misery on the poor poor souls of this eccentric game.