He’s got plenty of people on his shortlist.

The Long Island bagel store patrons who were on the receiving end of a wacky customer’s now-viral rant about his diminutive stature are a few of the many who have gotten an earful from him.

Bloviating bagel buff Chris Morgan appears to have a YouTube channel filled with videos of himself unleashing rage at 7-Eleven workers, law enforcement and neighbors over his insecurities about his 5-foot stature.

“Its like f–king 5:30 in the morning and this jackass asks me, ‘What is my height?'” he bellowed from a 7-Eleven location in Bay Shore on May 5.

Holding up his camera in the cashier’s face, Morgan continued his rant: “You guys don’t say, ‘Hi, how are you doing?’ The first thing you ask me is what is my height? What country are you from?”

The cashier politely answers that he’s from Pakistan, to which Morgan retorts, “Really? Do you know how much money our country gives you? F–king Third World toilet countries.”

“What if I came up to the counter and go, ‘I don’t like foreigners. What country are you from?’?” Morgan said before he shouted at the man to “wipe the smirk” off his face.

In a second video, Morgan tells responding officers that he’s “f–king fed up” with people asking him about his height.

When the officer refuses to file harassment charges, he tries to plead his case: “Let me ask you a question. If I ask the girl how big her tits are, is that harassment?”

“There’s nothing that can be done, though. I’ll write you a report and all it’s going to say is that someone made a comment that you don’t like,” the officer told him.

The bizarre incident at the 7-Eleven isn’t the only episode filmed on the 5-foot Morgan’s YouTube channel. He also accuses a woman of being a “ghetto hoodrat” and appears to get into a physical altercation with her after he claims she cut him in line for the bathroom.

“You’re a loser ghetto skank without a goal in life and you’re broke,” he said.

Short-fused Morgan went viral Wednesday when he unleashed a tirade on female patrons at a Bagel Boss in Bay Shore before he was tackled by a larger man.

A video of the encounter posted to Twitter has received nearly 20 million views.