To celebrate the arrival of Europa Universalis IV,The Strategist pens an ode befitting of the series’ magnificence, and set to the tune of… Call Me Maybe.(with apologies to Carly Rae Jepsen and… really… all of humanity)Listen to Call me Maybe while reading the lyrics:Lyrics: http://criticallysane.com/so-eu-maybe/ Music video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic

Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/track/5unfeZUhKhICP73CDYBW4N I marched an army at your capital,From which direction, I’ll never tellI sued for peace as it fell,But your forces were on the wayI’d trade my soul for more men,Ducats and dimes for an endI wasn’t looking for this,But now you’re on the wayMy army was holdin’,Then morale drops, cracks were showin’Soldiers run, my troops surrenderin’Where do you think you’re going, army?Hey, I lost to you,And I’m not crazy,Now here’s a province,So EU, maybe!A Royal marriageTo you baby,And here’s an alliance,So EU, maybe!Hey, I conquer you,And my claim is hazy,But I’ll take your ducats,So EU, maybe!And the other countries,Try to take me,But I’ll resist them,So EU, maybe![video=youtube;fWNaR-rxAic]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWNaR-rxAic[/video]Sorry, just couldn´t resist!Cheers,regina