Keith Olbermann doesn’t care about the actual act of cheating that Tom Brady has been found likely responsible for — it’s more the stupidity of the cover-up, the lying and the pointlessness of the act itself that really has the ESPN personality enraged. So on his show he proposed that Brady be suspended — but for stupidity, not cheating.

“They should suspend Tom Brady for a year. Suspend him 24 hours for screwing around with the ball inflation. And then suspend him 364 days for stupidity and for sending daddy out to beat everybody up when a simple apology … then happy Patriots fans and us adults, we’d all join hands and then knock down Paul Revere’s old North Church in Boston and replace it with a 20-story tall statue of Tom Brady squeezing his balls. Because the real inflategate tragedy here is Tom Brady blowing this thing up from comparative trivia to the needless destruction of his own reputation.”