Stop Tim Burton Remakes By genkistamps Watch

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Anyone else think that Tim Burton's remakes of movies are so unbearably shitty he should be brought up for crimes against cinema?



Alice in Wonderland; we already have a "dark" and "edgy" take on it. It's called American McGee's Alice. Late to the punch, very late. People have been OMGDARK versions of Alice in Wonderland for ages now. I'll be pissed if Hot Topic fucks over Alice in Wonderland again.



Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Oh god... there are no words. No fucking words, to describe how terrible this movie is. Johnny Depp is no Gene Wilder, not by a long shot.



Speaking of Johnny Depp, why does Tim Burton cast him in a main role in his remakes? He doesn't do them justice at all. He's there to market his movies to teenage girls.



The odd thing is, Tim Burton's original stuff (Nightmare Before Christmas, 9, which apparently he barely did anything on but it still has his name on it) ranges from okay to pretty good. It's not as OMGAWESOMEBESTTHINGEVER as the faux goth Hot Topic crowd likes to think, but it's not so terrible I want to hurl up my organs like a sea cucumber.

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Published : Mar 19, 2010