Loni Love is an actress and comedian.

Are men manly enough these days? I say flat-out "no."

There was a time when men cared only about catching athlete’s foot. Now some men are in the bathroom longer than most women. They use special hair products and face creams to smooth out their skin. They are waxing and bleaching areas of their bodies that women don’t even notice. All a man needs to do in the bathroom is shave, trim the nose hairs and shower so he will not smell like a farm animal.

Take your shower, slap on some Old Spice and get on with your day.

I went to get my nails done the other day and I noticed that there were more men at the salon, dipping their big feet in the pedicure tubs. The nail salon use to be a place where women could chill out and bond with each other while learning some Korean or Vietnamese phrases from our salon technicians. Now men have invaded our territory.

There was one man who looked like an ex-football player and had some rough feet. His heels looked like concrete bricks. His feet required two technicians and 45 minutes. Afterward they were still rough, because that's how a man's feet should naturally be. There was no need to try to soften those bricks. The extra technician scheduled to work on my feet was pulled in for “Iron Man’s" pedicure, making me wait until the whole episode was over. The only reason I didn’t complain was because he was bigger than me.

Today's men think that they need to shave their body hair or have glossy manicured nails to impress women. Fellas: Please stop the madness. We don’t need manicured nails; we only want clean nails. We don’t need to see you in the nail salon; you have the barbershop. And we certainly don’t need you hogging the bathroom; we need you to keep us on time while we hog it.

So take your shower, slap on some Old Spice and get on with your day.