1. How about them non-straights? A. I'm sorry, what?

B. Fuck off chud

C. *winks sinisterly*

D. *silence*

2. Which of these statements most do you agree with most? A. I don't hate poor gay people because they're gay, but because they're poor.

B. Children are the masters of the new society.​​​​​​​

C. America is not the greatest country in the world anymore...

D. Republicans and Democrats are the political wings of the capitalist system and differences between them relate to spoils and not to principles.

3. One of your loved ones is dying and medical bills are bankrupting them, what do you do? A. Hold a fundraiser

B. Visit them every day to keep their spirits up

C. Post on their facebook "Hope you get well soon"

D. Kidnap the board of their insurance company and execute one every hour until they dissolve the company and waive all debts

4. Are you racist? A. Yes

B. No (Lie)

C. No