(13:12:16) Lolzrfunni: IT'S HAPPENING

(13:12:18) ChatBot: Rockdale logs into the Chat.

(13:12:19) Lolzrfunni: NOW

(13:12:22) Lolzrfunni: OMYGOD THE RACE

(13:12:25) Lolzrfunni: IT'S AMAZING

(13:12:26) (AllStarr): hru Rock!

(13:12:26) (Spamman4587): Hru Rock

(13:12:30) Lolzrfunni: ITS.....

(13:12:30) (Szkieletor): Hru Rock

(13:12:31) ChatBot: (elaifiknow) logs into the Chat.

(13:12:34) (elaifiknow): ru guys

(13:12:37) ChatBot: Lolzrfunni is now known as (Commentator).

(13:12:38) Californicus: Hru!

(13:12:40) sahdee: Rock! Hru!

(13:12:40) (elaifiknow): *hru

(13:12:41) (Spamman4587): Hru Elaif

(13:12:43) (Szkieletor): hru!

(13:12:43) sahdee: hru Ela!

(13:12:44) (Commentator): HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEELLO

(13:12:46) (Commentator): EVERYBODY

(13:12:48) Rockdale: Afternoon

(13:12:56) sahdee: Welcome to Promote a Pleb day

(13:13:01) (Commentator): and welcome to the Grand Prix of Cote D'Azur!

(13:13:02) (AllStarr): we should do commentary in plug

(13:13:11) (Commentator): sponsored by Promote a Pleb day!

(13:13:20) sahdee cheers

(13:13:22) (Commentator): someone get this on pastebin!

(13:13:39) (Commentator): the font colour is rolling

(13:13:43) (Commentator): all set

(13:13:46) (Commentator): let's go

(13:13:47) (Commentator): 3

(13:13:49) (Commentator): 2

(13:13:50) (Commentator): 1

(13:13:54) (Commentator): and we are live!

(13:15:01) (Commentator): This is the second ever FCAR Grand Prix, coming at you live from the street circuit at Cote D'azur, a tight and twisty circuit right on the streets of the little Riviera district!

(13:15:10) (Commentator): Let's go over the qualifying results!

(13:15:33) ChatBot: (DBCrumpets) logs into the Chat.

(13:15:43) (Spamman4587): Hru Muffins!

(13:15:44) (DBCrumpets): I'm scared

(13:15:45) sahdee: hru Muffin!

(13:15:46) (DBCrumpets): hru

(13:15:51) (Commentator): The star of today's qualifying session was undoubtably Auzzie Blitz, qualifying first in Mobile Mobile!

(13:16:00) (elaifiknow): hru

(13:16:05) (Commentator): Ctr0 managed a solid second place with a marvelous lap

(13:16:15) (Commentator): let's see if he has better luck in the race

(13:16:28) (Commentator): Lolzrfunni managed a good 3rd in the Fatmobile

(13:16:36) (AllStarr): what thread is that referring to, DB?

(13:16:54) (DBCrumpets): Apology thread

(13:17:01) (Commentator): and Bleekicker and Sasquatch, driving Upvote Express and Yeti Mobile rounded off the top 5

(13:17:07) (DBCrumpets): but sahdee told me to be scared if tier calls somebody mate

(13:17:09) (Commentator): the full results are here!

(13:17:10) (Commentator): http://www.reddit.com/r/FCARrace​control/comments/26yr5j/qualifyin​g_results_for_race_2/

(13:17:23) ChatBot: (Z_AFK) is now known as (Z_Gaming).

(13:17:29) (Commentator): Zwoosh qualified last, yet again, due to his shitty driving

(13:17:34) (Commentator): what a loser, amarite?

(13:17:36) (Z_Gaming): I might go afk once more

(13:17:44) (AllStarr): no what thread were they apologizing about?

(13:17:47) (Z_Gaming): :-( Blame the crew

(13:18:02) (Commentator): right from the horses mouth, folks

(13:18:07) (Spamman4587): Teamspeak

(13:18:07) (Commentator): but back to the race!

(13:18:12) sahdee: (AllStarr) http://www.reddit.com/r/councilo​fkarma/comments/26wcx9/would_some​one_kindly_explain_to_me_why_both​/

(13:18:15) (Commentator): We are ready to drive now

(13:18:17) sahdee: Enjoy ^

(13:18:22) (Commentator): the race is rumbling

(13:18:27) (Commentator): the entertainment is off

(13:18:40) (Commentator): coming round the corner

(13:18:44) (Commentator): GREEN FLAG IS OUT

(13:18:48) (Commentator): GO GO GO!

(13:18:52) (Commentator): THE RACE IS UNDERWAY

(13:18:59) sahdee: I can't read any of your blue text

(13:19:01) (Commentator): WE ARE OFF TO A SMASHING START

(13:19:14) (Commentator): AND WHAT'S THIS?

(13:19:17) (DBCrumpets): switch to vbulletin

(13:19:19) (Commentator): OH NO!

(13:19:35) (Commentator): IT'S A PILE UP ON THE FIRST CORNER, CTR0 HAS CRASHED!

(13:19:41) (Commentator): WHAT A DISASTER!

(13:19:45) (Z_Gaming): :O

(13:19:52) (Commentator): AUZZIE HAS DROPPED DOWN IN THE PACK

(13:19:59) (Commentator): CTR0 IS WRECKED

(13:20:17) (Commentator): REBOUND IS SPINNING STRAIGHT OFF!

(13:20:25) (Commentator): three cars have crashed instantly

(13:20:39) (Commentator): hold on, Auzzie is rolling again!

(13:21:00) (Commentator): somehow he managed to get the battered Mobile Mobile rolling after that, but he is in last place!

(13:21:07) (Commentator): Lolzrfunni leads the race

(13:21:29) (Commentator): from... it looks like Fro has found his way into second place!

(13:21:36) (Commentator): and they are fighting for the lead!

(13:21:48) (Commentator): Infamous is on a charge!

(13:21:54) (Commentator): and... TELE HAS CRASHED

(13:22:02) (Commentator): HE HAS HIT A WILD HOT DOG STAND!

(13:22:11) (Commentator): OH THE HUMANITY!

(13:22:13) (DBCrumpets): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(13:22:18) (DBCrumpets): NOT TELE

(13:22:19) (AllStarr): T.T

(13:22:24) sahdee: Tele!

(13:22:28) (AllStarr): truly a sad day for humanity

(13:22:28) (Spamman4587): NOOOO NOT THE FOOD!!!!

(13:22:35) sahdee: lol

(13:22:36) (Commentator): Sahdee and infamous are batling for 10th place

(13:22:39) sahdee: Poor food!

(13:22:41) ChatBot: Red_October logs into the Chat.

(13:22:46) sahdee: hru Red

(13:22:47) (DBCrumpets): hru red

(13:22:47) (elaifiknow): hru

(13:22:47) (Spamman4587): Hru Red

(13:22:51) Red_October: What is going on today?

(13:22:52) (Szkieletor): Hru Red

(13:22:53) (Commentator): Luukie is going at it with Dragonsword's horse!

(13:22:59) (Commentator): look at that horse go!

(13:23:03) sahdee: It's Promote a Pleb day!

(13:23:13) sahdee: And race day

(13:23:13) (Commentator): Dragonsword has fitted a booster rocket to the horse after last race

(13:23:22) (AllStarr): has the pleb been decided yet?

(13:23:23) (Commentator): it's literally gliding down the track

(13:23:26) Red_October: Okay so no battle

(13:23:33) Red_October: Thats cool

(13:23:35) (Commentator): Remnance is charging forwards

(13:23:39) (Z_Gaming): Hru Red

(13:23:40) Red_October: Just wanting make sure

(13:23:51) (Commentator): Theel is battling with Remnance

(13:23:54) sahdee: (whispers) I'm just saying that. Probably everyone I ask will get a login.

(13:24:03) (Commentator): the GMP mobile is also going stong

(13:24:07) (DBCrumpets): We should get steve in here for promote a pleb

(13:24:23) (Commentator): AND IT IS THREE WIDE BETWEEN SAHDEE, LUUK, FRO AND THE HORSE!

(13:24:26) (DBCrumpets): He is writing a series called accolades

(13:24:28) (Commentator): THE HORSEY IS WINNING

(13:24:39) (Commentator): SAHDEE ON THE INSIDE

(13:24:41) (Commentator): AND...

(13:24:43) (Commentator): DISASTER!

(13:24:48) (Commentator): THE HORSEY HAS HIT FRO!

(13:25:00) (Commentator): THE HORSEY IS NOW FLYING INTO THE SKY

(13:25:10) (Commentator): FRO IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL!

(13:25:16) (Commentator): HE HAS FALLEN OFF THE TRACJ

(13:25:18) Red_October: So I assume one of your lite grey names are getting promoted or something?

(13:25:23) (Commentator): HE FALLS THROUGH A ROOF

(13:25:33) (Commentator): HE FALLS INTO A BIN

(13:25:38) (Commentator): THE BIN FALLS INTO THE SEA

(13:25:43) (Commentator): AND FRO SWIMS OUT SAFELY

(13:25:51) sahdee: Just a min

(13:25:52) (Commentator): What a disaster

(13:26:03) (Commentator): it is Sahdee and Luuk going for tenth place

(13:26:15) (Commentator): wait a sec

(13:26:19) (Commentator): THE HORSEY IS BACK

(13:26:37) (Commentator): DRAGONSWORD HAS REGAINED CONTROL, AND THE HORSEY IS NOW SOMEHOW IN 5TH PLACE

(13:26:43) (Commentator): Amazing scenes, folks!

(13:26:47) (AllStarr): :O

(13:26:55) (Commentator): the horsey is battling GMP mobile for 5th

(13:27:07) (Commentator): and Remnance is behind them both

(13:27:14) (Commentator): Auzzie is making up ground

(13:27:18) (Commentator): and... nooo!

(13:27:25) (Commentator): Luukie has pulled over!

(13:27:36) (Commentator): he has forgotten to sign some paperwork!

(13:27:44) (Commentator): he is driving to the Governors office

(13:27:53) (Z_Gaming): wtf

(13:27:56) (Commentator): and it looks like he will be gone for some time

(13:27:58) Red_October: heh

(13:28:09) (Commentator): that looks like a lotta paperwork

(13:28:21) (Commentator): Zwooshie has crashed!

(13:28:23) (AllStarr): lol wtf

(13:28:31) (Z_Gaming): :O

(13:28:31) (Commentator): into Luuk's parked car!

(13:28:37) (Commentator): what a disaster

(13:28:39) (Z_Gaming): heh

(13:29:18) (Commentator): and Elim is loosing ground

(13:29:27) (Commentator): the GMP mobile can't keep up with the pace

(13:30:03) Californicus: Gods. This track looks like a used parts scrapyard.

(13:30:13) (Commentator): but he is charging forwards again

(13:30:26) (Commentator): Sahdee is truly charging now

(13:30:32) (Commentator): she is going fabulously

(13:30:39) (Commentator): Past Auzzie

(13:30:41) (Commentator): Past Redis

(13:30:50) (Commentator): Elim and INfamous are ahead

(13:30:56) (Commentator): and in front, Lolz

(13:31:39) (Commentator): Sasquatch, Cdos and JustMildlyAwesome are fighting for 10th

(13:31:47) (Commentator): can theel hold on?

(13:31:58) (Commentator): SAHDEE IS PAST ELIM!

(13:32:03) ChatBot: tiercel logs into the Chat.

(13:32:05) ChatBot: (Luu) logs into the Chat.

(13:32:10) tiercel: Not staying long...

(13:32:10) (Commentator): REDIS IS PAST AUZZE

(13:32:13) (Spamman4587): Hru Tier and Luu

(13:32:15) (elaifiknow): hru guys !

(13:32:18) (Szkieletor): Hru tier and luu

(13:32:18) (DBCrumpets): wb luuk

(13:32:21) (DBCrumpets): hru tier

(13:32:24) tiercel: Just seeing if Sahdee is actually going to invade for tomorrow...

(13:32:25) (AllStarr): hru tier and luuk

(13:32:26) (Commentator): AND THE HORSEY IS PASSING THEM ALL

(13:32:26) (Luu): Hey Tier :)

(13:32:32) Californicus: hrus

(13:32:35) (Commentator): THE HORSEY../ THE HORSEY IS WINNING!

(13:32:40) sahdee: tiercel I want to tier

(13:32:40) (Commentator): LOOK AT HIM GO!

(13:32:47) (Commentator): THE HORSEY IS IN FIRST PLACE

(13:32:50) ChatBot: 5t3v0esque logs into the Chat.

(13:32:53) (Commentator): THIS IS TRULY AMAZING

(13:32:55) (DBCrumpets): hru steve

(13:32:57) tiercel: sahdee It's your call.

(13:33:00) (Commentator): BUT HE IS STOPPING FOR A CARROT!

(13:33:01) sahdee: We think we can move to Chrome and Bezold

(13:33:01) (Spamman4587): Hru Stevo

(13:33:02) (Szkieletor): Hru steve

(13:33:04) 5t3v0esque: hru all

(13:33:12) (AllStarr): hur steve

(13:33:14) (Z_Gaming): Hru Steve

(13:33:17) Red_October: hru

(13:33:19) (Commentator): Remnance and Elim are battling for 5th

(13:33:22) tiercel: sahdee try movign there first before you do it

(13:33:30) (Commentator): Sahdee and Lolz are now fighting for first place

(13:33:35) (Commentator): and we are on our last lap!

(13:33:42) tiercel: What race am I missing? Where is it running?

(13:33:42) sahdee: tiercel Can I move there before we invade?

(13:33:52) (Commentator): Infamous, Elim and Remnance are catching up!

(13:33:58) sahdee: I'm winning?!

(13:34:00) (Commentator): It's five cars going for the win

(13:34:02) (Spamman4587): yup

(13:34:04) (Commentator): Infamous is in first

(13:34:12) (Commentator): Sahdee is dropping back

(13:34:12) (Luu): tiercel It's Lolz with razing cars

(13:34:18) (Commentator): GMP mobile going in on the inside

(13:34:22) (Luu): Im afk again o minglin'

(13:34:25) (Commentator): Sahdee is resurging

(13:34:28) tiercel: sahdee Should be able to enter the command, and Bot will say if it's a valid move (but not let you) or invalid move

(13:34:30) (Commentator): Lolz is moving forwards

(13:34:33) 5t3v0esque: wait who is GMP mobile?

(13:34:43) (Commentator): Remnace is.. trying to shoot them all with his tank!

(13:34:57) (Commentator): Elim in the GMP mobile is not going down without a fight

(13:35:06) (Commentator): HE HAS RAMMED REMNANCE

(13:35:19) tiercel: Ok, I'll be back when the race is done. Message me if anyone needs me!

(13:35:20) (Commentator): SAHDEE, LOLZ AND INFAMOUS ARE THREE WIDE FOR FIRST PLACE

(13:35:23) (Commentator): AMAZING

(13:35:27) (Commentator): LOOK AT THIS

(13:35:28) ChatBot: tiercel logs out of the Chat.

(13:35:33) (Spamman4587): Bruu

(13:35:36) (Commentator): REMNANCE AND ELIM ARE GOING FORWARDS

(13:35:45) (Commentator): ONTO THE FINAL STRAIGHT, THIS IS AMAZING

(13:35:50) (Commentator): IT'S A PHOTO FINISH

(13:36:13) (Commentator): Redis and Auzzie cross the line in 6th and 7th

(13:36:23) ChatBot: (Luu) has been logged out (Timeout).

(13:36:26) (Commentator): Bleekicker and the horsey are in 8th and 9th

(13:36:31) (Commentator): Theelout in 10th

(13:36:44) (Commentator): Rallycross fighter finishes in 11th

(13:36:56) (Commentator): Sasquatch in 12th

(13:37:09) (Commentator): and cdos is last of the still running cars, in 13th

(13:37:16) (Commentator): let us remember our fallen comrades

(13:37:24) (Commentator): Luukie, who had to do paperwork

(13:37:24) (AllStarr): T.T

(13:37:33) (Commentator): Zwoosh, Who crashed into Luukie's car

(13:37:42) (AllStarr): :-(

(13:37:45) (Commentator): Fro, who was hit by the horsey and crashed

(13:38:09) (AllStarr): ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

(13:38:12) (Commentator): rebound, tele and CTR who were taken off in the first corner wreck

(13:38:17) (Commentator): what a race

(13:38:26) (Commentator): AND THE PHOTO FINISH RESULTS ARE IN

(13:38:36) (Commentator): 5TH PLACE: REMNANCE

(13:38:40) (Commentator): 4TH PLACE: ELIM

(13:38:46) sahdee: COME ON CHEESE!

(13:38:47) (Commentator): 3RD PLACE: INFAMOUS

(13:38:54) (Commentator): 2ND PLACE.....

(13:38:56) (Commentator): ....

(13:38:57) (Commentator): ....

(13:38:57) (Commentator): ....

(13:38:58) (Commentator): ...

(13:39:03) Red_October: tell us!

(13:39:09) (Commentator): insert reality TV pause

(13:39:11) (AllStarr): :|

(13:39:16) (Spamman4587): 8o

(13:39:22) (elaifiknow): a dramatic .......... PAUSE!

(13:39:26) (Commentator): but first, a message from our sponsor, Cheesy Peas!

(13:39:27) sahdee: :O

(13:39:32) (Szkieletor): oh come on

(13:39:38) Red_October: goddamnit

(13:39:46) (Spamman4587): S'how the shows do it

(13:39:47) Californicus: (Commentator) has been disconnected (kicked).

(13:39:54) (Commentator): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v​=YT5kI3zJFmA&feature=kp

(13:39:55) (Spamman4587): ^^

(13:40:08) (Commentator): and now the results!

(13:40:08) sahdee: Sponsored by Promote a Pleb day too Lolz

(13:40:21) (Commentator): Second place car was

(13:40:23) (Commentator): SAHDEE

(13:40:32) sahdee: BOO

(13:40:33) (Commentator): WHICH MEANS LOLZ WAS THE WINNER

(13:40:39) (elaifiknow): Aw I lost my bet lol

(13:40:42) sahdee: This race is rigged :(

(13:40:48) (Spamman4587): :(

(13:40:49) (AllStarr): ^

(13:40:52) (Z_Gaming): lo

(13:41:00) (Z_Gaming): l

(13:41:04) (Commentator): it's decided with a dice, calm down

(13:41:04) sahdee: I'm returning this cheesy peaz thing

(13:41:23) (DBCrumpets): a dice?

(13:41:26) (Commentator): thank you, and goodbye from me

(13:41:32) Red_October: loaded dice

(13:41:33) (AllStarr): i'll get pastebin out

(13:41:34) (Commentator): is pelted with tomatoes

(13:41:49) (Commentator): is pelted with cheesey peas