The Based God has tweeted over 100,000 times. That’s a lot of opinions. Here are some of them:

1. Kevin Durant is fucked

2. LeBron isn’t

3. Old people?

I’m Paris Hilton

4. Toy Story!

Based God: “Bitches know Woody / Bitches call me Woody / It’s a Toy Story (cowboy!) –

“Bitches know Woody / Bitches call me Woody / It’s a Toy Story (cowboy!) – Ima Eat Her A$$

Wu God: “Buzz Lightyear, boy, from here to infinity” Carry It

5. Your bitch?

Yup, still fucked.

Illustrations by Brad Beatson

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