"While Sunset Sarsaparilla is perfectly safe, a recent independent study – whose validity is currently being challenged – revealed the following.

Excessive ingestion of Sarsaparilla can lead to deleterious effects including, but not limited to: kidney damage, nausea, digital numbness, anxiety, loss of visual acuity, dizziness, occasional nosebleeds, joint inflammation, tooth decay, sore throat, bronchitis, organ rupture and halitosis. Note that you’d have to drink a heap of Sunset Sarsaparilla to match the quantities used in the study. How much, you ask?

A lot. A whole helluva lot. In fact, you’d have to get full as a tick on Sunset Sarsaparilla to even come close.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by, partner! And keep drinking Sunset Sarsaparilla"