'Beware Of Trump: Keep Out' Signs Placed Along Border

U.S.—In a move to head off potential lawsuits, the federal government has now started placing prominent signs along the border that read, “Beware of Trump. Keep Out.”

“I don’t think a lot of people understand the risks here,” said Ronald Dixon of Border Patrol. “People think they can just hop across the border without consequences, but on this side of the border we have a Donald Trump, and no one is quite in control of what he will do.”

There have been reports of people crossing the border getting hit with tear gas or being separated from their children, so the hope is that the new signs will help people understand that there is a Trump loose and people are taking a huge risk if they come to the American side of the border.

The signs have reduced illegal crossing attempts by 428% already, according to sources.

As for Trump himself, he didn’t seem to understand the controversy and appeared to be happy for all the attention.

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