Last week, TVLine told you Mary Steenburgen (Justified) would be joining Orange Is the New Black‘s third season as someone’s mother. Now, it’s time to find out which character will get to call her “mom.”

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Ready? Drumroll please…

It’s Pornstache!

Yes, Steenburgen has been given the unfortunate task of loving one of the Netflix comedy’s least lovable characters, TVLine has learned exclusively. But hey, isn’t that what moms are for?

(Besides, after putting up with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly’s shenanigans in Step Brothers, we’re thinking she can handle anything.)

For her part, Steenburgen is stoked to join the OITNB family, tweeting this on June 12:

“Very excited to go to my first wardrobe fitting of OITNB! Will I be in orange or black?:)”

Guess she can rule out orange now!

OINTB fans, are you excited to meet the Dr. Frankenstein behind the Litchfield monster known as Pornstache? Drop a comment with your thoughts below.