

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Botany.

Botany who?

Botany good locks lately?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Yacht!

Yacht who?

Yacht a know me by now!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno that I'm out here, right?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Says!

Says who?

Says me, that's who?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima psychiatrist. I'm here 'cause you won't open up!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amosquito just bit me!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Mary Lee.

Mary Lee who?

Mary Lee down the stream.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Andy!

Andy who?

Andy mosquito bit me again!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Xavier.

Xavier who?

Xavier breath and open that door!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Acid!

Acid who?

Acid down and be quiet!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't let me in!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Cousin!

Cousin who?

Cousin stead of opening the door, you're making me stand here!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah way to open the door?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Sadie!

Sadie who?

Sadie air is hot out here!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Armageddon!

Armageddon who?

Armageddon out of here!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moo!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

OK, W_H_O.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Mikey!

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Thermos.

Thermos who?

Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Interrupting cow!

Interrupt-

Moo!!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie way you can let me in now.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Venice.

Venice who?

Venice this door gonna open?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice door open, please?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Island!

Island who?

Island here and you won't open up!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm fine. Hawaii you?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

Justin case you forgot me out here.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Albie.

Albie who?

Albie out here if you need me.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Delores.

Delores who?

Delores my shepherd.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore stands between us, open up!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Madam!

Madam who?

Madam foot got caught in the door!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Kanga.

Kanga who?

Kanga roo!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Stopwatch!

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you're doing and open this door!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Theodore!

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn't open so I knocked!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you doing? Open the door!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Ammonia.

Ammonia who?

Ammonia little kid!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Isaiah!

Isaiah who?

Isaiah nothing until you open this door!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you as soon as you open up!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Al!

Al who?

Al give you a kiss if you open this door!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana you to let me in!



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna one, anna two . . .



Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Cash.

Cash who?

I didn't realize you were some kind of a nut!

Best Knock Knock Jokes



