A recent speech by Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton criticizing the “alt-right” movement and its support of Republican nominee Donald Trump has shone the national spotlight on the ideologically conservative group. Here’s what you need to know about the “alt-right”:

Beliefs

Why ruin your day by getting into this?

Precursors

Long lineage of conservative philosophers including Hans-Hermann Hoppe, Julius Evola, and “U Mad Bro” 4chan meme


Membership

Over 40,000 individuals currently appealing ban on Wikipedia editor account

Origin

Although generally considered an online movement, the “alt-right” actually has its roots in the evolution of adrenal glands in vertebrates 525 million years ago


Against

Political correctness, immigration, feminism

For

Being against political correctness, immigration, feminism

Notable Achievements

Finally convincing Twitter to take online harassment seriously

History

Movement began in earnest after Ronald Reagan aired his famous “It’s Morning In Cuckmerica” campaign ad in 1984


How It Differs From Traditional Conservatism

Even less diverse

Chief Opponents

Social media sites’ conduct policies

Goals

Members hope to preserve European culture, promote nativism, feel less sad and angry about everything all the time, and oppose political correctness


How Long Will The Movement Last?

As long as there are libtards that need uncucking