Today, I got another two gifts in the mail! Awesome!! Thank you, Santa!!1!

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When the Death Star blew up (either of them), there was celebration across the galaxy. But not everyone on it was evil. Sure, the first Death Star was run by the Imperial Army, but what about the janitors? The maintenance men and women? Lunch Lady Yrglx, in the 5th-floor Cantina?

And when the second one was destroyed, think of the countless contractors who never returned home from a sweet military construction project?

I had friends on that Death Star, and my Santa understands. Here's to you, guys. May the frakkin' Force suck it!