Now, let’s be clear. There’s nothing at all scary or gross about vaginas.

They’re great. They’re sexy. They should be celebrated.

And if someone fancies transforming their face into a giant silicone vagina for the purposes of sexy times, they should go right ahead, free of judgement.


If that’s not up your alley, however, you can always use this vagina mask – created by Etsy-er melissacoulter – as an easy-peasy Halloween costume.

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Not because vaginas are scary, obviously. But because having one stretching across your face is a little unsettling. A person walking around with a vagina instead of a face is, well, unexpected.



Which makes it a great way to dress up for your next Halloween party with minimal effort. No jazzy outfit required. A vagina mask does all the hard work for you.

So, without further ado, here is a picture of the vagina mask. It is probably not safe for work.

Its original intention is not for Halloween fun, but for sex fun. Because it turns your mouth into a fake vagina you can penetrate. Get it?

But as of now, the mask’s product description simply reads: ‘I don’t know what to say anymore.’

We relate.

The only slight downside of the mask is the price, as it costs £383.82. Quite a bit of cash to drop to deck out your face with silicone vulva.

Oh, and we don’t think you’ll be able to see once you’ve got it on, so it might not be the most practical option if you’re heading to a party where you’ll need to walk around and chat to people.

But if you’re desperate for your face to be a vag and don’t mind losing your sight for a bit to do so, this mask is probably one of the best ones to go for – it’s been given all five-star ratings from customers praising its ‘beautiful’ craftsmanship and ‘solid and flexible’ feel.

And the best part of all? It won’t be one of those Halloween costumes you wear once then leave to gather dust in your wardrobe for all eternity.

There’s never a bad time to become a vagina. You can whip out your mask at a moment’s notice and be your best, most vagina-y self whenever needed. Hooray.

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