Good, it's nearly dark out. Is the adrenaline flowing through your veins yet? Does the idea that if you screw this up, you could be shot by an angry homeowner with a 100 year old Shotgun used on safari in Kenya pump you up? Does the possibility of being beaten to a pulp by disgruntled cops who you just pulled away from donuts and coffee? Yeah, as if they aren't high strung enough already. Worked up yet? No? Damn you're a rock. Fine, try this. Pick up the computer keyboard. Place your hand on the table (be sure your pinky finger is extended away from the others). Raise the keyboard high above your head. Take several deep breaths, and make sure you feel the anxiety build up. You should take more breaths, as this will hurt a lot. When I say a lot, I mean a shitload. You may pass out. OK, now, move it in a downward motion with all your non-existent limited strength. Hit yourself in the balls.



Oh shit. You really did it. I am very proud of you, now, shake it off (the pain, not your balls). Okay, you now feel the rush of adrenaline in your system. Your system is at its height. It is time to pick your target. There are many options to choose from.