20 Hilarious Real Housewives Costume Ideas!

Curated by Taste of Reality

Troy Turner











Hunting for a last minute Halloween look? Got a costume party to go to? Try one of these hilarious (and some horrifying) Real Housewives and friends costume ideas for women and men!

1 . Amputee Aviva Drescher

Checklist:

Fake leg with strappy heel

Blonde bombshell wig

Red strapless dress

2. Teresa and the Table Flip

Checklist:

Black wig revealing very little forehead

Broken table

Green strapless dress

3. Not-So-Modest Dana Wilkey

Checklist:

Tacky Brown Sunglasses

Blondish wig

$25,000 price tag

4. NeNe Leakes, honey.

Checklist:

Oversized grill

Short platinum wig

Georgia peach

Bonus points for bad rape jokes

5. Fishnet Phaedra Parks/Kenya Moore

Checklist:

Fishnet coverup (or just fishing net)

Donkey booty pads

Floppy white hat

6. Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy

Checklist:

Stuffed Pomeranian + Stop Yulin Forever picket sign

Deep purple gown

Beverly Hills diamond

Bonus points for manipulating everyone around you

7. Benign Brooks Ayers

Checklist:

Bald head costume

Fake cancer docs

IV stand

8. Classy Kim Zolciak Biermann

Checklist:

Red Solo cup

Pack of cigs

Oversized blonde wig

9. The Ramona Singer Stinger

Checklist:

Big-eyed contact lenses

Ramona Pinot Grigio

NYC Big Apple

10. Sonja Morgan – RHOGreyGardens

Checklist:

Missing tooth

Interns

Tipsy girl prosecco

Talk about your “large Latin following”

11. Jesus Jugs – Alexis Bellino

Checklist:

Bikini body suit

The Bible

Orange County orange

12. Allison Dubois – RHOBH Dinner Party from Hell

Checklist:

Vape pen

Fiery red wig

Crystal ball

Walk around telling people “He will never emotionally fulfill you!”

13. Lippy Lisa Rinna

Checklist:

Flippy short wig

Bag of pills

Oversized lips

14. Danielle Staub – Prost*****n Wh**e

Checklist:

Stripper pole

19 engagement rings

Bodyguard/ex-mobster (mug shot required)

15. Joe Giudice – RHONJ

Checklist:

Prison uniform + handcuffs

G.E.D.

Soap to drop

16. Kenya Moore – RHOA Reunion

Checklist:

Princess wand

Bullhorn

Folding fan

Twirl and scream “Gone with the fabulous!”

17. LeeAnne Locken in Costume

Checklist:

Choose Two-Face or Hot Dog LeeAnne! So meta!

Anger management book

Shattering wine glass

18. The Morally-Corrupt Faye Resnick

Checklist:

Your Playboy spread

The glove

Your Nicole Brown Simpson book

19. The Hottest Housewife – Tamra Judge

Checklist:

Rosary/Baptism water

Fitness bikini

Bible with hidden flask

Gay husband (JK!)

20. Superstitious Shannon Beador

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