The San Francisco Series:

When out-of-town friends want to visit Fisherman’s Wharf:

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MUNI is $2.25 now?

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The noon two-dollar-Tuesday alarm:

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How I feel when I walk past the Tacolicious line with my El Buen Sabor burrito:

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How to respond to SF studio apartment listings:

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When you don’t step down on MUNI:

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Walking through Upper Haight:

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When I ended up at The EndUp after-hours:

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What the person at the taqueria wants to say when you ask if they have any vegan options:

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The margaritas at Latin American Club in my younger days:

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Friday five-dollar lunch buffet special at The Gold Club:

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When I got hired at a social network and they explained the perks:

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If I have to transfer buses to get to her house: (Sorry Sunset/Richmond ladies)

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When someone holds their birthday party at a bar in the Marina:

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When I drink with smokers and they make me hold the fort down:

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When I have to go to an Oakland neighborhood I’ve never been to before:

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Waiting to find out if I’m evicted be like: