A strain of marijuana named after Peyton Manning appears to be making the rounds in Colorado. It promises an “uplifting, happy, euphoric” high that we assume will last through December but bring you crashing down to a sobering reality in January.

The label reads: “The best of both worlds, a Uplifting, Happy, Euphoric, thought provoking Sativa, plus the body medicine of the indica. Relaxed, Pain, Sleepy, MS, Anti-Anxiety, Nausea, Headache.”

It fixes nausea and headache? Then I imagine this would be popular among Jets fans too.

Marijuana dispensaries often name strains for famous people, like restaurants do with sandwiches. The only difference is that an NFL player is free to enjoy his own sandwich without facing a four-game suspension.