IRuleMe: Unless you’re there to get a properly crafted mixed drink or a hard to find beer and to discuss points of common interests with a close male associate, bars are for suckers.

Counting the number of attractive women in a bar is doubly so.

The very most you should do is make an appreciative nod at the back side of a shapely woman after she has walked past… kind of the way you might look at a Maserati as it zings by doing 90 on a wet road just before being wrapped around a phone pole.

“Nice car. Wouldn’t even step on the lot. Shame it’s about to… CRASH! Hope the bloke got out alive.”