It’s a little known fact that over 95% of all mustaches are fakes. The next time you see one go ahead and give it a good stiff tug. The alleged gentleman sporting the supposed ‘stache will either be exposed as an impostor and scurry away in shame, or thank you with a firm handshake and an equally firm pat on the back for your diligence in rooting out the fakers. Really it’s win-win either way.