- SAY THAT AGAIN, EDGE!YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? - CENA, YOUR MOUTHHAS GOTTEN YOU INTO TROUBLE FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M GONNA SHUT IT UP FOR YOU! all: OHH! - MESS HIM UP, EDGE! - KICK HIS ASS! WHOO! - OH, YEAH? I'VE GOT SOMETHIN' ELSETO TELL YOU, EDGE! I SLEPT WITH VANESSALAST NIGHT! all: OOH! - CENA SLEPTWITH EDGE'S GIRLFRIEND? - OH, MY GOD, DUDE.THIS IS SO AWESOME! - I'M HAVING THE BEST TIME! - YOU CHEATEDAND TOOK MY BELT FROM ME! AND NOW I CAN'T HARDLYGET WORK WRESTLING! YOU TOOK MY GIRL,AND YOU TOOK MY JOB! [crowd gasps]- HE TOOK HIS JOB! - HE TOOK HIS GIRL! - TOOK IT-DER! [microphone feedback] - OHH! - OH, SWEET! [women grunting] - OOH. OH! - YES! YES!- DUDE, AWESOME! - THIS IS SO AWESOME! - DUDE, THAT WAS SO BAD-ASS! - WRESTLING IS AWESOME! - THIS IS IT, YOU GUYS! WE KNOW WHAT OUR CALLINGIN LIFE IS NOW! TOMORROW WE ARE SIGNING UPFOR WRESTLING CLASS! - YEAH!- ALL RIGHT! - THIS IS AWESOME, YOU GUYS!

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? - WHY DID THEY HAVE US PUT ONLONG UNDERWEAR? - WELL, I GUESS IN WRESTLING, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKEOUR OWN OUTFIT AND THEN WEAR IT OVER THIS. - OH.YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE. - ALL RIGHT, SO DID EVERYONESETTLE ON THEIR WRESTLING NAMES? - I DID!I'M THE RAD RUSSIAN! I COME FROM RUSSIA TO CRUSHYOUR PUNY CAPITALIST HEAD! - ALL RIGHT, BOYS! I'M REALLY GLAD TO SEEWE HAVE SOME NEW RECRUITS INTERESTED IN THE FINE SPORTOF "WRASSLING"! - COOL!- LET'S DO THIS! - NOW, THE FIRST THINGWE'RE GONNA LEARN TODAY ARE THE FUNDAMENTALWRASSLING HOLDS. LET'S GET SOME VOLUNTEERS. WHY DON'T YOUCOME OVER HERE, YOUNG MAN? WHAT'S YOUR NAME?- THE RAD RUSSIAN. - WHAT? - YOU CAPITALIST SWINE,I'LL CRUSH YOU! - OKAY, UH, JUST GO AHEADAND GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES. - HUH? - JUST DOWN--DOWN ON THE FLOOR. HANDS AND KNEES. - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.AND NOW HOW ABOUT YOU? YOUR NAME IS?- TRICERATOPS! - UH, ALL RIGHT.COME ON OVER HERE. I'M GONNA POSITION YOUIN THE OFFICIAL WRASSLING STARTING POSITION. HERE WE GO... - WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? - NOW JUST REACHAROUND HIM HERE. GOOD. - DUDE--DUDE--DUDE!WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? - GET BACK ON THE FLOOR. I'M TEACHING YOU THE STARTINGPOSITION OF WRASSLING! - THAT'S NOT WRESTLING, DUDE.THAT'S FUCKING GAY! - YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU,A CHILD MOLESTER? - WHERE'S ALL THE COOL COSTUMESAND JUMPING OFF ROPES AND STUFF? - OH, NOT THIS AGAIN. LET ME GUESS, YOU JUST WENT TO THAT STUPIDWWE SHOW IN DENVER LAST NIGHT! all: YEAH! - UGH!THE WWE IS NOT WRASSLING! THAT'S A BUNCHOF FAKE BULL CRAP! HOW STUPID ARE YOU? REAL WRASSLING, BOYS,IS THIS. - WELL, THIS ISFUCKING LAME, DUDE. LET'S GET THE HELLOUT OF HERE, GUYS. - YEAH, THIS GUY PROBABLY WANTSTO TAKE PICTURES OF US NAKED. - I GOT HALF A MIND TO REPORT--REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE, SIR! - ARGH!

HAS SEVERAL MATCHESPLANNED TODAY. ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'SHOW WE'LL DO THIS, GUYS. I'LL COME OUT TO THE RING FIRST,AND THEN, JIMMY, YOU COME IN AND TELL MEYOU'RE GONNA KICK MY ASS. THEN I'M GONNA SAYYOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, AND I'LL CHARGE YOUAND DO A HEAD-SLAP. - SOUNDS GOOD. - THEN, BUTTERS, YOU COME INAS THE REF ALL LIKE, "NO, NO, THE FIGHTHASN'T STARTED YET." AND THAT'S WHEN JIMMYSNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND AND HITS ME OVER THE HEADWITH THE FOLDAWAY CHAIR. - OKEYDOKE! - SO IS THAT WHEN I T-TELL YOUTHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A WHORE? - NO. LET'S SAVE THEGIRLFRIEND-IS-A-WHORE LINE UNTIL AFTER STANHEAD-BUTTS BUTTERS FOR TRYING TOSTOP THE FIGHT AGAIN. - BOY, WRESTLING SURE IS FUN! - ALL RIGHT,WE READY TO TRY THIS, GUYS? - YEP. - ALL RIGHT,LET'S START WRESTLING. - I AM GONNA K-KICK YOUR ASS! - YOU SLEPTWITH MY GIRLFRIEND, HAMMERCLAW! - HEY! NO! NO, THE FIGHTHASN'T STARTED YET. NO! BAD! - HEY, HE SLEPTWITH MY GIRLFRIEND, REFEREE! IN MY COUNTRY, WE DON'T WAITFOR A BELL, MISTER--UGH! UGH! UGH! - YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A WHORE-- - WAIT FOR IT,WAIT FOR THE WHORE LINE. - OH, RIGHT.SORRY. - YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW,HAMMERCLAW! - WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!- NOW, HOLD ON! I AM STOPPING THE FIGHT! UGH! - WHAT'S GOING ON? - APPARENTLY THAT CRIPPLED KID SLEPT WITH THATRUSSIAN KID'S GIRLFRIEND! - JEEZ.THEY'RE SO YOUNG! - I'LL KILL YOU, TRICERATOPS! YOU MADE FUNOF MY CRIPPLED MOTHER! - THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR MOTHERBETRAYED MY MOTHER, JUGGERNAUT! - YOU DON'T COME TO THIS COUNTRYAND MAKE FUN OF IT! - AND JUST WHAT DO YOU CAREABOUT YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY? - I SERVED MY COUNTRY! I FOUGHT FOR TWO YEARSIN VIETNAM! - [spits] THAT KID WAS IN NAM?MAN, THAT'S INCREDIBLE. - GOOD FOR YOUFOR SERVIN' YOUR COUNTRY! - GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT! THERE'S THIS LITTLE KIDFROM THE CONGO WHO WAS RAISED BY PANTHERS! - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - JUST ADMIT IT, CONGO! ADMIT THAT YOU LIEDABOUT ME TO IRENE! - I ADMIT NOTHING!MAYBE IRENE LIED TO YOU! - THAT KID IN THE HAT IS HAVINGSEX WITH TWO DIFFERENT GIRLS? - NAH, THAT LITTLE KID FROMTHE CONGO LIED ABOUT ONE OF THEM TO TRY AND GETTHE KID IN THE HAT IN TROUBLE WITH HIS WIFE. - THEY'RE MARRIED? - YOU WILL HAVE TO FORFEITTHE FIGHT, RAD RUSSIAN! YOU CANNOT FIGHT UNTILYOUR TEST RESULTS COME B-BACK! - I MIGHT HAVE TO WAITFOR MY HEPATITIS TEST, BUT IN THE MEANTIME, I HAVEBROUGHT MY COMRADE FROM MEXICO TO WRESTLE AGAINST YOU! - THAT RUSSIAN KID'SGOT HEPATITIS? - AND HERE HE COMES NOW! THE COLD-BLOODED WRESTLERFROM MEXICO, EL POLLO LOCO! [traditional Mexican music] [cheers and applause] - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,EL POLLO LOCO? - [muffled]

SHE LIKES ME! - YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATYOU'RE SAYING, JUGGERNAUT! IRENE LOVES ME,AND I'M GONNA MARRY HER! - IF SHE WANTS TO BE WITH YOU, HOW ABOUT YOU HAVE HERTELL ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE? - UH-OH!HERE SOME COMES NOW! IT'S BAD IRENE! [all booing] - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN',LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'. IT'S TRUE, I LOVE STAN THE MANWITH ALL MY HEART. BUT I WANT TO BEWITH JUGGERNAUT NOW. - WHAT? - NO!- NO WAY! - NAH, WHAT YA DOIN'?STAN THE MAN LOVES YOU! - DON'T BREAK HIS HEART! - IF YOU LOVEJUGGERNAUT, IRENE, THEN TELL HIM WHAT YOU DIDTWO YEARS AGO, HOW YOU KILLED HIS CHILD! - IT'S TRUE. I WAS PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD,AND I ABORTED IT. - NO!- BOO! - IRENE, NO!WHY? - DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE AN ABORTIONAT SEVEN YEARS OLD? DO YOU? I'VE HAD SO MANY ABORTIONS.I JUST GOT ADDICTED TO THEM. - WHOA, DID YOU HEAR THAT?- SHH! - IRENE,YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME! - I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. I'M IN LOVE WITH ABORTIONS,DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? AAH! - OHH! - AHH!

THESE KIDS AIN'T MORETHAN EIGHT OR NINE YEARS OLD, AND THEY GOT MORE PROBLEMSTHAN YOU CAN IMAGINE. - THERE'S THIS ONE KID,HE SAW HIS FATHER GET MURDERED. AND YESTERDAYHE FINDS THE KILLER, AND IT'S THIS OTHER KIDWHO'S AN EX-COP. NEEDLESS TO SAY,HE WHUPPED HIS ASS GOOD. - YEAH,AND THERE'S THIS LITTLE GIRL. SHE'S ACTUALLY ADDICTEDTO GETTIN' ABORTIONS. GOT PREGNANTBY NEARLY EVERY BOY THERE. - YOU'RE SHITTING ME. - NO, WE'RE TELLIN' YOU,THESE KIDS ARE FUCKING CRAZY. YOU GOT TO CHECK IT OUT. - GRR. - YOU CAN WATCH 'EMALMOST EVERY AFTERNOON. IT'S SOME OF THE GREATESTWRESTLING WE EVER SEEN. - IT ISN'T REAL!DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND? THAT STUFF ISN'T REAL--NONE OF IT! HOW STUPID ARE YOU? - WHAT YOU MEANIT AIN'T REAL? - IT'S ALL MADE-UP--FICTION. REAL WRASSLING IS A SERIOUSAND RESPECTABLE SPORT. WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLEUNDERSTAND THAT THAT KIND OF WRESTLINGISN'T REAL? - MISTER, THERE'SA LITTLE GIRL OUT THERE WHO'S HAD 14 ABORTIONS,AND SHE AIN'T EVEN 10 YET, BUT I GUESSTHAT'S JUST "NOT REAL" TO YOU. SON A BITCH. - LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! THIS IS WRESTLING, THIS! - MISTER, YOU BETTER TAKEYOUR GAY PORN AND WALKRIGHT OUT OF THIS BAR.

- GOOD THING WE MADETHOSE CHANGES TO THE SEATING. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,LET'S BRING IT IN. I THINK WE'VE REALLY DONEA GREAT JOB, AND LET'S JUST KEEPTHE ENERGY UP, YOU KNOW, HAVE A GOOD FLOWAND HAVE FUN OUT THERE, OKAY? - YEAH! - LET'S DO THIS! ONE, TWO... all: BACKYARD WRESTLING! [crowd murmuring] [cheers and applause] - OH, WHAT A PERFECT NIGHTFOR FIGHTING. LO, THE MOON SETS UPONTHE TIPS OF THE TREES, AND I, THE MAN KNOWNAS THE RAD RUSSIAN, START TO STIRWITH THE EXCITEMENT OF VIOLENCE. - ONLY A COUNTRY LIKE YOURSCAN BREED MEN OF SUCH DISCONTENT,RAD RUSSIAN. BUT YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT REAL PAIN IS-- PAIN, LIKE I'VE KNOWN. ABANDONED WHEN I WASFOUR YEARS OLD BY MY PARENTS, LEFT TO DIE IN A COLD AND DARKSEWAGE TUNNEL. - JEEZ, I DIDN'T KNOWHIS PARENTS DID THAT.

- I'M VERY SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID WE HAVETO TERMINATE YOUR EMPLOYMENT HERE AT SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY. - YOU'RE FIRING ME?WHY? - THE SCHOOL BOARDHAS DECIDED TO DISCONTINUETHE WRESTLING PROGRAM. WRESTLING SIMPLY INVOLVESTOO MUCH ADULT SUBJECT MATTER, LIKE MURDER AND ABORTION. - NO, THIS ISN'T WRASSLING! THIS ISN'T WRASSLING! PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,JUST LET ME STAY ON, AND I CAN TEACH KIDSWHAT REAL WRASSLING IS! - I'M SORRY. THE BOARDHAS MADE UP THEIR MINDS. - YOU CAN'T FIRE MEFOR WHAT THESE KIDS DO! - THAT ISN'T THE ONLY REASONYOU'RE BEING LET GO. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - [sighs]WE FOUND ALL THE GAY PORN ON YOUR iPHONE, MR. CONNORS. - SO I'M THINKING WE DO THE PARTABOUT JIMMY'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS ALCOHOLIC FATHERAFTER YOU SMASH BUTTERS ONTO THE TABLE. - OH, SURE, THAT WORKS. - YOU GUYS!YOU GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS! IT'S AMAZING!- WHAT, DUDE? - WE JUST RECEIVED A LETTERFROM THE WWE. - FROM THE PROFESSIONALWRESTLERS WE SAW IN DENVER? - NO WAY! - "GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE HEARDOF YOUR WRESTLING ORGANIZATION "AND ARE QUITE INTERESTEDIN ITS POPULARITY. "THE WWE IS DELIGHTEDTO INFORM YOU "THAT IT WILL BE SENDINGA TALENT SCOUT, "PRESIDENT VINCE MCMAHON, TO VIEW YOUR WRESTLING EVENTTHIS SATURDAY THE 24TH." - VINCE MCMAHONIS COMING TO SEE US? - THIS IS OUR SHOTAT MAKING IT INTO THE WWE, TO BE REAL WRESTLERS! - OH, MY GOD!OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! all: OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! - WE COULD BECOME PRO WRESTLERS.I'M COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT. all:OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! - OKAY, GUYS!GUYS, LISTEN! WE SERIOUSLYHAVE TO FOCUS HERE. WE HAVE EXACTLY THREE DAYSBEFORE THE SCOUT IS HERE TO SEE US WRESTLE. WE'VE GOT TO STEP IT UP AND WORK IT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! - ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME TO STARTTHE SECOND ACT. LET'S BRING THE CROWD BACK INFROM INTERMISSION AND THEN IMPROVISE SOME STUFFFOR SATURDAY!

I JUST THINK RAD RUSSIANHAS HIS NUMBER. - YEAH, BUT RAD RUSSIAN HAS A LOTOF ABANDONMENT ISSUES. [jingle plays] - UH-OH, IT LOOKS LIKETHE INTERMISSION IS OVER. BETTER HEAD BACK. [applause] - I LEFT MY WIFE TODAY, WALKED OUT OF THE APARTMENTWITHOUT SAYING A WORD. I RAN AWAYFROM MY RESPONSIBILITIES, JUST I LIKE ALWAYS DO. AND I, AGAIN, AM ALONE. - HERE HE IS, HIDINGIN THE FOREST AS I TOLD YOU. - JUGGERNAUT, THERE IS TO BEAN ULTIMATE SMACKDOWN THIS SATURDAY. ARE YOU GOING TO RUNFROM THAT AS WELL? - I'LL FIGHT ANYTIME,ANYWHERE! - HE DON'T RUN FROM FIGHTS,JUST FROM RESPONSIBILITIES. - UGH!all: OHH! BOO! - WHAT DO I DO? JUGGERNAUT ISMY LONG-LOST BROTHER, AND YET CONGOSAVED MY LIFE IN NAM! - IT'S EL POLLO LOCO! [traditional Mexican music,all shouting] - EL POLLO LOCO!

I'M SURE YOU'RE WONDERING WHYI'VE CALLED YOU HERE TO SIZZLER. - YEAH, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? WE SHOULD BE WRITING OURMONOLOGUES FOR SMACKDOWN. - WELL, GUYS, KENNY AND IHAVE BEEN TALKING. - [muffled]YEAH, WE'VE BEEN TALKING. - AND, I MEAN,SMACKDOWN MIGHT BE OUR ONE SHOT AT MAKING ITINTO THE WWE, RIGHT? I MEAN, A SHOT LIKE THISMIGHT NEVER COME AGAIN. - YEAH. - WELL, THE WAY WE SEE IT, WE HAVETHREE PRIMARY OBSTACLES IN MAKING SMACKDOWNA GREAT SHOW-- TOKEN, BUTTERS, JIMMY.- [muffled] YEP. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - GUYS, LET'S FACE IT.THEY CAN'T WRESTLE FOR CRAP. I MEAN, EVERY TIMEI WRESTLE WITH ONE OF THEM, THEY FLUB A LINEOR BLOW THEIR MONOLOGUE. AND TOKEN--HE HAS NO EMOTION, NO TIMING. HE'S THE WORST WRESTLERI'VE EVER SEEN. - HE'S RIGHT.- WHAT? - DUDE, IT'S REALLY HARDTO DO YOUR BEST WRESTLING WHEN YOU'RE UP AGAINST TOKEN. - RIGHT? - AND BUTTERS AND JIMMY,I MEAN, THEY'RE OKAY, BUT THEY'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE ITAS PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS. - WELL, SO THEN WWEWILL RECRUIT US AND NOT THEM. - NO, DUDE, THEY'RE GONNA HURTOUR CHANCES! - [muffled] THEY'RE GONNA HURTOUR CHANCES! - BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THATTHE NEW MATERIAL I'VE WRITTEN IS STUFF THOSE GUYSCAN'T HANDLE, AND WE'LL SUFFER FROM IT. - SO WHAT DO WE DO? - [muffled] WE GOT TO BRINGSOMEBODY ELSE ON. - YEP, WE GOT TO BRINGSOMEBODY ELSE ON WHO CAN HANDLETHE MORE DIFFICULT ROLES THAT WE CAN WRESTLE AGAINSTINSTEAD OF THOSE GUYS. - SOMEBODY WHO CAN DOTHE HARDER STUFF WE'VE WRITTEN SO THAT TOKEN, BUTTERS, ANDJIMMY CAN HAVE SMALLER PARTS. - HOW DO WE FIND SOMEBODYWHO CAN WRESTLE THAT WELL? - IT'S SIMPLE.WE JUST GOT TO HOLD TRYOUTS. [piano music]

- NUMBER 17,STEP FORWARD, PLEASE. YOU'RE WRESTLINGA MUSLIM IMMIGRANT. YOU SUSPECTHE COULD BE A TERRORIST, AND YOUR PARENTS DIEDIN THE 9/11 ATTACKS. GO. - YOU DIRTY MUSLIM BASTARD! I DON'T TRUST YOU,AND I NEVER WILL! DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELSTO LOSE YOUR PARENTS? NO, YOU WOULDN'T, YOU SMELLY,BROWN MIDDLE EASTERN PIECE OF-- - THANK YOU. NUMBER 24... YOU'RE WRESTLING FOR THE RIGHTTO MARRY MACKENZIE PHILLIPS BUT JUST LEARNED THAT SHE HADSEX WITH HER FATHER. GO. - YOUR FATHER? YOUR OWN FATHER? I DON'T CARE IF YOU WEREON DRUGS, YOU SICK WHORE! - THANK YOU. - THAT GUY'SA PRETTY GOOD WRESTLER. - [muffled] MM-HMM.- YEAH, YEAH, NOT BAD. - LET'S SEE, UH, CAN WE GETNUMBER 37 TO STEP FORWARD AGAIN? JUST WANT TO GET TO KNOWYOU ALL A LITTLE BETTER. WHAT CAN YOU TELL USABOUT YOURSELF? - NOT A WHOLE LOTTO TELL, REALLY. I WAS BORN IN FORT COLLINS, STARTED WATCHING WRESTLINGWHEN I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD. MY FATHER... HE LIKED IT TOO... UNTIL HE DIED... SOMETIMES I THINK IT'S 'CAUSEOF HIM I FOLLOW THIS DREAM. ♪ ALL MY LIFE ALL I EVERWANTED WAS TO BE A WRESTLER ♪ ♪ FIGHTING IN THE RING ♪ WINNING THAT BELT ♪ AND SO I DREAMED EVERY NIGHTTHAT I WAS THE UNDERTAKER ♪ ♪ SMASHING SKULLS IN ♪ BREAKING ARMS - DAMN, DUDE, THAT ISSOME BAD-ASS WRESTLING. - YEAH, THIS GUY CRUSHES. - IT ISN'T FAIR--ALL MY HARD WORK. I'M NOT GOING TOTAKE IT ANYMORE. THAT WRESTLING SHOWIS IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE. I'M PUTTING AN END TO THISONCE AND FOR ALL. HYAH!

- HE'S HERE! VINCE MCMAHON IS HERE! - WOW, IT'S REALLY HIM! - HE'S HERE.OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD-- all: OH, MY GOD,OH, MY GOD, OH MY GOD! - ALL RIGHT,PLACES, EVERYONE! WELCOME TO THIS PERFORMANCE OF WRESTLING TAKEDOWNFEDERATION SMACKDOWN. [applause] - JUGGERNAUT? JUGGERNAUT,HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. IT'S SMACKDOWN TONIGHT, WHICH MEANS WE MIGHT HAVETO FIGHT EACH OTHER. - HEY, HEY, WHOA. YOU SHOULDN'TBE FIGHTING ANYBODY. WHAT ABOUT YOUR CANCER? - WAIT A MINUTE.WHO IS THAT? - IT'S TRICERATOPS,AND HE'S WITH IRENE. - YOU AREN'T WELCOME HERE,TRICERATOPS. - STAY CALM. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO FOR THE GOODOF REAL WRASSLING. - NO, IRENE, PLEASE,JUST THIS ONCE, DO NOT ABORT THIS BABY. - MY BODY, MY RIGHT. IN FACT, I'M JONESINGFOR THE RUSH SO BADLY, I DON'T THINKI'LL MAKE TO IT THE CLINIC. - NO, YOU CAN'TPOSSIBLY MEAN THAT-- - YES. I THINK MAYBEI'LL HAVE ANOTHER ABORTION RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. all: OHH! - THERE'S SOMEONE HERETO WRESTLE YOU, IRENE. A BABY YOU ABORTED MANY YEARSAGO SURVIVED, AND HE'S HERE NOW. - MOTHER! WHY DID YOU ABORT ME?WHY? - HE'S ALIVE! - YOU, GET BACK IN THE TRASH CANWHERE YOU BELONG. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - THEY ARE DECENT WRESTLERS. WE'LL SEE HOW THEY DEVELOPTHEIR THROUGH LINES IN THE SECOND ACT. - AHA, I THOUGHTI WOULD FIND YOU HERE.

♪ - EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY, I'M AFRAIDTHIS AREA IS OFF-LIMITS. - OH, DON'T MIND ME. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO-- [grunts] - OH, HEY! WHOA, OH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? - [grunting] - OH, HOW I LONG FORTHE SPRING MEADOWS OF RUSSIA, THE SOFT RUSSIAN SKY. - WHEN ARE YOU GOINGTO FACE REALITY, CONGO? JUST BECAUSEYOU WERE RAISED BY PANTHERS DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE ONE. - HE'S CLOSER TO A PANTHERTHAN YOU'LL EVER BE! - LIES! THESE ARE ALLA BUNCH OF LIES! NOW, YOU LISTEN HERE,EL POLLO LOCO. IT DOESN'T MATTERIF YOUR WIFE WAS KILLED. YOU CANNOT KEEPIRENE'S ABORTED BABY. - [muffled] - DON'T LET HIM CRAWL BACKTO MEXICO, SGT. HAMMERCLAW. - ONLY ONE SHOT... MAXIMUM DAMAGE. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT,YOU WWE PRESIDENT ASSHOLE, YOUR FAULT WE ALL DIE HERERIGHT NOW. FOR WRAAASSLING! NO! - OH, DIOS MIO! MATARON EL POLLO LOCO! - BASTARDOS! [cheers and applause] [traditional Mexican music]