Why that quote? It's a reach.... I had been warned there would be two packages in my mailbox from my Same State Santa. Low and behold, THERE WERE! And what boxes they were! One of them weighed in at 8 pounds. I had taken a picture of the packages, but my phone ate it. I guess I don’t feed it enough. My 400 Santa really picked up on things from what I’d written. I was surprised one of my cats wasn’t around when I took the photos, but we’re having nice weather for the first time since a few weird days in February, and they were sleeping in one open window or another. I opened the Cocomels first as I had an idea from the return address what was inside, and I was hungry. I’d never tried the espresso version of these before. And now, I have a bag of them. The larger box just made me laugh. In a good way, not that ironic “Seriously?” way. The first thing I saw was the Cat Dancer. I have spastic cats. Most cats I’ve had before these 3 have shrugged at cat toys, but these three actually use cat beds, play with cat toys, and bounce around on cat furniture. So the Cat Dancer will add to the hours of fun we have. Since my cat wasn't around, I took a photo of the cat on the package. The Gummies will be a sharing treat as a friend's birthday is coming up, and she always makes drunken bears for imbibing party goers. The next box floored me. I had a favorite Chia chocolate chip bar a few years back, but they stopped making them (as often happens with things I like), so I hadn’t mentioned them in any profile banter, so Santa couldn’t have known….(insert creepy music) and I hadn’t seen the Kashi ones before. They are YUMMY! And last, but certainly not least, the reason the box weighed so much. Santa read my information and saw that I love things that glow in the dark and sent me a box of 400 glow braclets!!!! I’ve never met a glowstick I didn’t like, and these are no different. I loves them!!!!! I’ve already cracked one open and have been playing with it in the dark. I just have to keep them away from my pencil chewing cat! Thank you dear Santa. I hope your 400 gift is as giggly and fun as the one you sent me.