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During these difficult times, all orders are washed, and wrapped while wearing my mask and gloves in a lysol wiped environment. Please exercise your own caution and perhaps quarantine your package for a while before opening. I am a dildo hermit, and do my absolute best to stay healthy with great success thus far. You just never know though and I feel I must do my part as an international seller to remind you. I think this is going to be around for a long time and the dildo show must go on.



Hiya! This item is made of a body-safe material called 'platinum cure silicone'; I use ecoflex 000-50. In my opinion, as well as 99% of my customers, it has the optimal squish factor yet retaining a strong desire to be thrusted as well!



Everything you see on my store comes in a cardboard box with a packing slip. The shipping label has my personal name, also including a tracking number for you to follow your purchase home. I wash and wrap your toy in some food grade plastic wrap. Once you get your toy, wash it like you do your hands, and everytime before and after you use it. If you store it well, you can obviously skip washing it prior to use.



Choose two colors and decide if you want a marble or a fade. If you want a touch of a third color in your mix, I will be glad to include it. I also love when you send photos of colors. The best way to communicate what you want is in the notes of the order, or let me know that you will be messaging me in the etsy chat once you have already ordered. The space provided in the notes of your order is large, but sometimes not large enough so a "I will message you on etsy regarding my personalisation" will suffice, and be binding in regards to my obligation to you.



Once you place an order, please keep all communication regarding it here on Etsy. It makes a huge difference for me and I appreciate it. Not only is it for your our own safety, but it keeps our conversation organized.



If you are from Toronto, Ontario you may pick up your order in person for a $10 refund. You must come to me at Birchmount and Highview. You must also confirm on the etsy chat that you received your item and I will gladly hand over your boxed up purchase as if you purchased online. After the hand off you must communicate on Etsy going forward regarding anything about the order.





standard 341 ml beer bottle turned to silicone. A request from a lovely person.



We do not recommend using this sculpture internally. It does not have a base and can get stuck inside you; especially anally.