- JESUS, HOW LONG BEFORE THEYSTART THIS GODDAMN THING?

- OH, COOL,MOVIE TRAILERS!

- ADAM SANDLER IS JACK.

ADAM SANDLER IS JILL.

[flatulence]

- OH, GOD!

- DUDE, YOU SAIDYOU WOULDN'T SAY

EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

- SORRY IF I SEE THINGSFOR WHAT THEY ARE.

OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY.

- THIS NOVEMBER, ADAM SANDLERSHITS IN YOUR EYES,

EARS AND MOUTH.

[flatulence]

IT'S ADAM SANDLER IN...[flatulence]

RATED ARG FOR PIRATES.FUCK YOU.

- THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

- HOW CAN YOU SAYTHAT LOOKS GOOD?

- SHH!YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN.

- JIM CARREY HAS A BUNCHOF TURDS IN HIS APARTMENT.

[flatulence]- UGH!

- STAN, KNOCK IT OFF!- BUT IT'S JUST CRAP!

- NO, THEY'RE PENGUINS.STOP IT!

- IT'S JIM CARREY IN

WHATEVER, YOU'LL PAY TO GO SEE IT, FUCK YOU.

JULY 12.

THE PRESIDENT OFTHE UNITED STATES...IS A DUCK?

[flatulence]

A DUCK IS PRESIDENT,AND THE WHOLE COUNTRY

IS GOING TO THE DOGS.

OR WHATEVER.THE PRESIDENT IS A DOG.

WHO CARES?COMING JUNE SOMETHING.

[flatulence]

- OH, COME ON, PEOPLE!- THAT'S IT, STAN.

I'M NOT SITTING THROUGHA WHOLE MOVIE WITH YOU.

- OH, DUDE, DUDE,WAIT, I'M SORRY!

- NO, KYLE'S RIGHT.YOU SUCK, DUDE.

- ME?DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT?