Stepping up its attack on the BJP, the Congress party today attributed Jon Snow’s death in the season finale of Game of Thrones to the Vyapam scam and demanded that PM Modi break his silence on it.

Speaking at a press conference, Congress vice president Rahul Gandhi said, “Jon Snow was one of the few people in Westeros who could be termed good. He was doing an excellent job as Lord Commander. The poor guy went to the remotest place, i.e. the wildling village Hardhome, to eat daal chawal, learn about their problems and bring about a solution, just like I do. Why then did he suddenly die? The manner of his death was most unexpected and extremely suspicious!”

“Obviously Jon Snow knew something!” Rahul added. “He probably found something in the village, something linked to the Vyapam scam. That is why he was brutally killed by his own men. We demand a CBI probe into this!”

“If voted back to power then we will launch Rajiv Gandhi Jon Snow Punarjivit Yojana with the help of Melisandra maai,” signed off Rahul.

The BJP hasn’t yet responded to Rahul’s diatribe, as Sambit Patra has taken off on an unscheduled vacation. An MP government official, however, left us a cryptic message. “Valar Vyapamis,” he said, “Meaning, all whistle-blowers must die.”

In other news, MP Chief Minister Shivraj Singh Chouhan’s Twitter account congratulated all Vyapam scam whistle-blowers who are still alive.

(Submitted by Sai Aditya Nayudu. He tweets here.)