LAS VEGAS, NV - DECEMBER 15: Competitors in the $1,000,000 Draftstreet Fantasy Football Championship 2013 react while watching games at Legasse's Stadium at The Palazzo Las Vegas on December 15, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Bryan Steffy/Getty Images for DraftStreet) LAS VEGAS, NV - DECEMBER 15: Competitors in the $1,000,000 Draftstreet Fantasy Football Championship 2013 react while watching games at Legasse's Stadium at The Palazzo Las Vegas on December 15, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Bryan Steffy/Getty Images for DraftStreet)

By: Martin Weiss

@MartinWeiss22

(0-1) Wojo’s Fake Aunt (Bob Wojnowski)

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(0-1) The Bleach Boys (Jamie Samuelsen/Martin “Bleach” Weiss)

Both sides of the Jamie and Wojo show lost last week — but while Wojo’s Fake Aunt was beaten by the individual efforts of Megatron’s fantastic Monday night, The Bleach Boys just got slaughtered. Hopefully the free agent pickups of Larry Donnell and Chris Ivory will solidify the gaping holes at tight end and running back. I mean, last week they got twenty points combined from all three positions. This “Big Game” is a must win for both teams.

(0-1) 3rd & Long (Terry Foster)

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(1-0) Bobby T in the House! (Bob Turner)

This matchup is one of the hotter ones of the week because of the office controversy. It started when Bobby T in the House! GM Mike Feld made a blockbuster deal with Eye of the Leach sending Bernard Pierce, Jeremy Maclin, and Tom Brady for Le’Veon Bell, Charles Clay, and Eli Manning WITHOUT the blessing of owner Turner, effectively splitting the office in two over whether or not this trade should be allowed to stand — or if it was a good trade at all. Meanwhile, 3rd & long lost last week despite scoring the second most points in the league.

(1-0) Eye of the Leach (Dan Leach)

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(0-1) Riger Has A Small *NSFW* (Jeff Riger)

Clearly, Riger doesn’t know how to change his team name, and it’s hilarious and definitely needs to be edited out. He also doesn’t know how to play fantasy football, Madden, or gamble with any type of effectiveness, but I digress. Without the aforementioned trade, Eye of the Leach wouldn’t stand a chance against RHAS*NFSW*, which has earned the Feld/Leach combo the nickname “Captains of Collusion”.

Other Games:

(1-0) The Doddfather (Chris Dodd)

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(1-0) Bentley’s Hatchet (Jim Bentley/David “Hatchetman” Hull)

(0-1) Leo Knows All (Mike Valenti)

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(0-1) One More For Coach (Jimmy Powers)

(1-0) Don’t Say I’m Scared (Mike Stone)

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(1-0) The Money Team (Evan Jankens/Mike Sullivan)