spigot: if just one person hears this and licks a dick it will all be worth it pants: horny on main pants: what i thought were crispy delicious hot egg rolls were actually limp translucent ice cold spring rolls deuce: spring rolls are vaguely tolerable but NOT IF YOU THINK THEY'RE EGG ROLLS in which case they're the most horrible thing ever to happen to mankind pants: there can never be peace