This Cracked article lampshades the presence of inaccurate biblical "quotes" in a comic.

Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Wow, such power from every living being on the planet. I can feel it all surging inside of me... every man, woman, and child. This is planet Earth's very essence! "...Boo-yah, mother-fu*ker!" Gohan has occasionally displayed this trope when angry: Take that, you insufferable f*cking simpleton!

Derek the Bard, professional librarian, often veers between educated literary analysis and history lessons and joking about Farscape.

The Posh Mothershuckling Dangle Donger Hour , a Gag Dub of the cutscenes from Hotel Mario made using a text-to-speech program that puts in the mouths of Mario, Luigi, and the Princess dialogue that alternates between sesquipedalian, vulgar, and just plain weird.

This Dorkly bit of Final Fantasy I has Warrior speaking in a very eloquent tone and manner while cursing like a sailor.

Drunk History, a series of videos in which inebriated history professors attempt to relate a historical anecdote they find profound or important, which is then enacted, according to the drunk lecture, by comedy actors. Hilarity Ensues.

This young gentleman respectfully express his displeasure with the certain peculiar aspects of the functionality of his mother's alarm clock.

Cleolinda Jones tends to use this trope, especially in her Varney the Vampire recaps, when she makes fun of the old-fashioned language used. And then all the servants quit. Sorry—the feelings of the domestics inasmuch as the domestics could afford to have feelings were inevitably altered towards the desirability of the wages paid thereunto by the appearance of A FUCKING VAMPIRE.

This CollegeHumor article. ''I believe it was Sigmund Freud who once said, Sometimes horrific things just fall out of your mouth before you can muster up the strength to stop them. Thats just the worst, man, for real.

When answering fan mail, Foamy usually replies with a Cluster F-Bomb rant, but ends with a polite greeting.

The Nostalgia Critic gets an epic example in his review of Tom and Jerry: The Movie: Critic: My God. Tom and Jerry... are dead. Alas, poor Tom and Jerry. I knew them, viewing audience. Two fellows of infinite jest and of most excellent fancy. They had borne me on many hilarious antics a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rims at it, whatever the hell that means. Here hung those lips that have been mangled I know not how oft. Where be your screams now? Your torn limbs, your shattered teeth, your set of bowling pins that were wont to set children and adults at a roar? Not one now, to mock your antics. Your skirt has fallen. Now, get you to Hollywood's chamber, and tell them, let them stop this douchebaggery that shocks and terrorises those with most excellent humour. And show them what made such great laughter so great. Make them laugh at that... shit fuckers.

The Critic's former colleague, Brows Held High host Kyle "Oancitizen" Kallgren, sometimes uses this trope to great effect. Given that his show is about reviewing arthouse films in a high-brow, highly analytical way, it is a baffling contrast to suddenly see him utter a Precision F-Strike, or even go into Cluster F-Bomb. Exhibit A: Kyle: This is a 2006 French outing by Jean-Claude Brisseau which explores the nature of This is a 2006 French outing by Jean-Claude Brisseau which explores the nature of sexualité ... And MAN, does it piss me off!

TheStrawhatNO! alternate seamlessly between diaper jokes and psychology jokes, cocaine jokes and DaVinci helicopter jokes, to the point that Thorn and Travis consider this trope to be their signature sense of humour. Thorn: "We're like the dynamic range of an orchestra: we go all the way up and all the way down."

Travis: "We can somehow fit into one sentence 'Pavlov's conditioning, motherfucker', and it somehow works."

Ultra Fast Pony's episode "Edgar Allen Poen" is a pastiche of "The Raven". The only jokes are the occasional, completely-out-of-place uses of informal language. That day, I remained observant, as our contest grew more fervent.

Every task I had to finish, I was always beaten to.

And whatever Twilight needed, all my efforts were impeded

But defeat was not conceded. There was much more I could do.

But Owloysius beat me to all the work I set to do.

I called him gay. He said "Who."

Thug Kitchen, bitches . It's a goddamn vegetarian recipe blog with a shitload of chain swearing. Call the cops, they don't give a fuck.

Thug Notes is a fine example of this trope, where bibliophile Sparky Sweets offers an analysis of literary classics in a thug persona.

This video from The Idea Channel, where the normally articulate host tries to compare and contrast the appeal behind Breaking Bad and Lost: "Breaking Bad is up there with Lost on the list of shows that encourage fan theory about what might happen next, the major difference being that in Breaking Bad, unlike Lost, there is actually a return on your thinking investments since stuff...actually...MEANS...things.

Dear Thomas Kidd: Bite Me , a Slacktivist blog post, does a variation that starts out with the blatant insult and then tones it down to "You Are Henceforth Cordially Invited to Bite Me", in order to be sarcastic about how much importance the group he's yelling at puts on "civility" even when behaving like tools.

SF Debris: the review of "The Defector" includes a quote from Shakespeare that has been edited to include the phrase "pimp hand".

The True Facts About... series by Zefrank uses this a lot. The narrator is somewhere between a calm, David Attenborough-style narration and random asides on animal penises and animal intelligence (or lack thereof). "However, this lack of brainpower gives the koala a discrete evolutionary advantage in that it does not give a fuck." *cut to video of a koala stoically clinging to a branch, absolutely soaked from the rain*

The Onion editorial, "I Do So Adore the Adult Theatre," is built around this trope: "These so-called "critics" are sorely misinformed. If only they would let go of their conventional, preconceived notions of what "good theatre" is, they would see the beauty and timelessness of such tales as Cum-Crazed Slurp Sluts Vol. 14."

"Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up" has a great quote from the professor of the class: "Mr. Floen is a valuable contributor to our in-class discussions," Rosenthal said. "His tendency to question and challenge everything before him captures the very essence of philosophy itself." Rosenthal added: "Having said that, I do wish he would occasionally do me the valued service of shutting his damn cake hole."

Metal Spoken Word is a web video series where the host reads lyrics from Death Metal songs, most of which are about killing people and doing obscene things to the bodies, as if they were poems, while classical music plays.

As said above, Yahtzee has a tendency to do this. When asked whether he thinks video games contribute to violent activities in youth, the screen flashes, "No, and I consider your argument misinformed," but he says, "No, and go fuck yourselves, you ignorant scaremongering cockbags. " ... and later in the same video: To paraphrase Oscar Wilde : "No chance, you unreasonable dicks."

The YouTube video "How to Write a Fugue " by Danny Pi. "'Oops I Did It Again' marks the end of Britney Spears's transition from her 'sweet Catholic ingenue' phase to her 'impetuous skanky youth' phase."

Uncyclopedia does this when assigning appropriate quotations to Oscar Wilde. Well, for some definition of "appropriate". A Wiki Vandal created the Fisher Price page with nothing but the four words "go eat shit fuckers". Through Wiki Magic, this has now become "Fisher Price: A Retrospective " a seriously-presented essay over 3500 words long, interpreting this comment with references anything from Taoism to aliens and environmentalism to oral sex and claiming that "It is considered by many art critics to be one of the greatest literary achievements of our time."

Three Minute Philosophy runs on this trope: Aristotle transformed the landscape of western thought with his revolutionary theories of philosophy and science, which was an amazing achievement although the bulk of his theories are already discovered to be nigh-incomprehensible bullshit.

Commentary! The Musical from Dr. Horrible, "Zack's Rap". After a normal, profanity-laden rap song, Zack Whedon devolves into artistic rambling: Not to mention my whole Moist storyline

Where he gets caught selling blow at a rest stop and serves time

And then he gets out and tries to get his shit together and teaches art to underprivileged kids at the local high school, but things take an interesting turn when an old gambling buddy comes to collect. See it's his former life coming back to haunt him. You can't outrun your past. See? Get it? That's the point, Joss. It's compelling! What's going to happen to these kids?!

An online skit has a freestyle rap translated in the Queen's English .

The Joesph Ducreux / Archaic Rap meme uses this, in which the photo accompanies rap lyrics written in a more clinical manner (though it never actually does use a section of modern terms). The Bayeux Tapestry meme does it similarly, but not only on rap lyrics.

Every other definition on Urban Dictionary.

The Angry Video Game Nerd can go from properly explaining the game to cursing like a mad man without effort. The most notable example in his re-revist to the Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde on NES when he explains that the game is symbolic and represents mankind's struggle between good and evil... before concluding that the game just fucking sucks. Another variation of this trope concluded his review of Godzilla for the Game Boy: "The best way to sum this up is to recite a very famous quote from William Shakespeare: Fuck it." His Ghosts and Goblins review ends with him lampshading that he has no new material and has to rely on "the classics" which includes the "Precision F-Strike": "Oh, this game lures you in with its bouquet of [...] and then bends you over and fucks you in the ass!".

Alamos's guide to playing a druid in WoW is written in language that bears a strong resemblance to lolcat-speak. Once, when confronted by a heckler for his inability to write proper English, his response was several paragraphs of extremely sophisticated language defending his guide, which at the end reverted to his previous style: "While you may not be able to see the humor in the posts, realize that they are not the product of a trite or idle mind. Above all else, realize that Alamo is loves you and is want even some shiny paladins as can be friends with him, even if they is can makes him run slow now!"

While celebrity gossip blog Dlisted is already informal in tone, it has a category whose name, "What A Fucking Lady", invokes this trope and documents (among other things) many examples of celebrities' profane or otherwise un-ladylike language inserted into an otherwise innocuous interview for a respectable publication.

This parody of a physics lab report. "Abstract: The exponential dependence of resistivity on temperature in germanium is found to be a great big lie. My careful theoretical modeling and painstaking experimentation reveal 1) that my equipment is crap, as are all the available texts on the subject and 2) that this whole exercise was a complete waste of my time."

Wikipedia and related sites: From their article on the "Online Disinhibitation Effect": In psychology, the online disinhibition effect, also known in popular culture as John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (GIFT), refers to the way people behave on the Internet with less restraint than in real-world situations.

The Wikipedia article for "fuck."

The Wikipedia page for Fucking, Austria is also quite hilarious because of this. Especially the quote from the mayor; "What is this big Fucking joke?"

is also quite hilarious because of this. Especially the quote from the mayor; "What is this big Fucking joke?" The page on 16, considered the filthiest poem in any language, is hilarious because of this - especially the section patiently deconstructing the sexual puns in the poem. Likewise, parum pudicum refers to Catullus, and can mean "wanton" or "fellator". Thus, in explicit modern English, the pun suggests that "just because my verses are little and soft, doesn't mean that I'm the same, that I'm some hussy cock-sucker who can't get it up". This may be translated more delicately with the analogous English pun, "that I've gone all soft".

on 16, considered the filthiest poem in any language, is hilarious because of this - especially the section patiently deconstructing the sexual puns in the poem. Wiktionary doesn't let Wikipedia have all the fun, either, as seen in definitions of phrases like this one .

. In an article about Analytical Marxism : While the analytical Marxists dismissed "dialectically oriented" Marxism as "bullshit", others maintain that the distinctive character of Marxist philosophy is lost if it is understood "non-dialectically"..

: While the analytical Marxists dismissed "dialectically oriented" Marxism as "bullshit", others maintain that the distinctive character of Marxist philosophy is lost if it is understood "non-dialectically".. An administrator once created a bunch of questionable redirects involving words like "boobies" and "tits". Some of them also featured more formal terms, which led to titles like "Segmental removal of the titties", "Absences of the boobies", "Hypoplastic tits" and "Supernumerary boobies". They have since been deleted.

In this video from 1980, Osho explained the many different uses of the F-word .

This strip alone. Winston: Kindly remove your bloody hands from the duchess at once! You... confounded... vacuous... malodourous... NINCOMPOOP COWBOY!

The Disney Wiki used to have an official category for dim-witted characters called "Idiots".

Epic Rap Battles of History often delves into this territory when the combatants are more on the sophisticated side. One example that comes to mind is Gordon Ramsay vs Julia Child . The actress playing Child imitates her distinctive voice perfectly. "Oh I'm so glad you spent this time with me, now eat a dick! Bon appetit. William Shakespeare stands out for including Antiquated Linguistics in his first verse along with more modern insults (in Gratuitous Iambic Pentameter, no less). This also extends to Romeo and Juliet. Shakespeare: I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades, then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?

Romeo: My love, your face is beauty to behold, I will protect thine honor from these dustbowl dildos!

Juliet: A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past, so together we shall both put these bitches on blast!

This tumblr post about the Mona Lisa of Prado (an early copy of the Mona Lisa which has maintained its original color: Poster 1: THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS Poster 2: Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is SHES GOT EYEBROWS. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost. Poster 3: Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisas vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.

The Letterkenny web short "The Skateboard Trick" is about Wayne, Daryl, and Squirrely Dan talking about the time a skateboarder hurt his ball sack after a trick went wrong and switch between crass terms and biological parts of the male genital system when they talk about what they would be worried about if they busted their balls doing a skate trick.

In PBG Hardcore we see Dean drop some of this. McJones: Is it just me or are we a lot more hostile towards each other than we usually- Dean: Hey, Hey, fuck you McJones, I'm as- cordial as shit.

SCP Foundation: The "Doctors of the Church" canon phrases the canon summary as a religious text where a mass Keter outbreak has collapsed civilization and forced the senior Foundation staff to rebuild the Foundation as a religion with Dr. Bright as God/Jesus in order to restore order. With Dr. Bright being, well, Dr. Bright: And they saw the Lord Bright approach them; and a great commotion arose through the crowd, for they thought Him dead. And the Lord spoke with a great voice, and He said; 'Shut the fuck up for ten seconds and I'll tell you.' The arboreal glade where names are forbidden and inhabitants and features thereof cannot be referred to using any consistent designations, forcing the Foundation to use a variety of terms ranging from "the forest outside normative space" to "the fluffy one".

Dzwiedz 24 swears like a sailor, sometimes uses Antiquated Linguistics, Buffy Speak and drops obscure trivia. Sometimes all in the same sentence. "I do have a profound feeling of being in deep shit."

Bennett the Sage: Parodied in his now-discontinued Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre, where he tried to be as sophisticated as possible while reading stuff like My Immortal.

Parodied in the review of Cyber City Oedo 808, which had an episode featuring two characters speaking formally—while threatening to shove the remains of a robot and a person respectively up the other's ass. Bennett's response? A hammy, faux-English accented, handkerchief-waving faux-classy threat of threatening to shove a sphere up someone's urethra.

Farce of the Three Kingdoms: "I, Sima Yi, Imperial Commander of the Flying Cavalry, Commander of the Forces of Xizhou and Xiliang, declare that Cao Rui sucks massive donkey balls!"

This ◊ meme uses the inaccurate quotation version to have Leo Tolstoy state that the three stories of great literature are "a man goes on a journey, a stranger comes to town, and Godzilla vs Megashark."