After everyone on Planet Earth thought Smokin’ Jay Cutler’s football career was over and done, there is now a great deal of speculation that the pride of Santa Claus, Indiana is going to sign with the Miami Dolphins after starting quarterback Ryan Tannehill was injured after a non-contact incident during training camp earlier this week. After originally not being too concerned, the Miami Dolphins are now preparing for the worst, with Tannehill most likely being gone for the entire season. Cutler threw for just over 1,000 yards last year with 4 touchdowns and 5 interceptions in 5 games.

I couldn’t think of any better metaphorical tip of the Colin Kaepernick iceberg than a team going out of their way to sign JAY CUTLER over him. While I think that if Cutty was given anything that remotely resembled an offensive line early and throughout his Bears career that he would’ve been an above average quarterback, he just is NOT someone that a team should go out of their way to get. The man is posing naked in beach huts and shit for crying out loud:

There is no way the man is even in shape. If he eventually gets signed, he is going to have the most mediocre year in the history of football. If I was Jarvis Landry I’d be soooooo pissed.

UPDATED 8/6

It is official people. Cutty to Miami on a 1-year, $10 mil deal, including incentives that could bring that number up to $13 mil. Cutler was signed due to increasing concern that quarterback Ryan Tannehill will have to get season ending ACL surgery after injuring knee recently during training camp. Just another headline in the already anticipation-filled buzz around the NFL. Can’t wait for football again.