In an exam paper, Modi got 80/100 and Kejri got 0/100.

Kejri screamed, “Modi failed to get 100 by 20 marks!” a few dozen times.

Media reported: Modi failed by 20 marks.

Pappu couldn’t even give the paper.

Sonia said, “Had he given the paper, he would have got 100/100.”

Media reported: Pappu narrowly misses getting 100/100.

Final headline…

Pappu best candidate. Kejriwal best challenger to Modi.

(And that’s how we are comparing a man with Zero days experience as Chief Minister with a man with 49 days experience as Chief Minister with a man who has 4500+ days experience as Chief Minister)

© Sunil Rajguru