Where do you want to start? Science Fiction Fantasy Neither Neither Neither Neither Can I have both? I only read books with pictures. What about Horror? I'd rather not be seen in that area of the bookstore.

Do you like Cyberpunk? Yes No Maybe I love that Billy Idol album. I get enough "cyber punks" on Facebook. Can I get the geek without the bleak? < Go Back

Are you going to be upset when you don't find Harry Potter? Yes No Give me more precocious lads at schools of magic, please! I know where to find Harry Potter if I need him. < Go Back

Gritty Noir, Neo-Victorian or Samurai? Gritty Noir Neo-Victorian Samurai < Go Back

Ready to blast into space? Yes No Maybe The stars are my destination. (Can't believe they left that one off.) I like to keep my feet on the ground I'm not sure. Can I stay in this Solar System? < Go Back

Are you new to the fantasy genre? Yes No Maybe I am as yet unfamiliar with your tropes. Do your worst. I'm what you call "experienced". Does The Wizard of Oz count? < Go Back

Are you a war buff? Yes No Maybe I watch the Military Channel exclusively But I'm interested in first contact What I'm really after is exploring the galaxy < Go Back

Don't you mean underground? Yes No Give me some subterranean action! I said "on", smart guy. < Go Back

Sure! Near or far? Near Far How about Mars? < Go Back

Like the Arthurian legend? Yes No I own The Sword and the Stone on DVD and VHS < Go Back

Who shall we fight? Man vs. Bugs Man vs. Far Away Bugs Man vs. Alien Spiritual vs. Colonial Human vs. Human Everyone < Go Back

What kind of Aliens would you like? Hostile Absent Peaceful Fatherly Prodigious Breeders < Go Back

A galaxy far, far away? Yes No Preferably long ago as well. I see what you did there. < Go Back

Wet or dry? Underground Underwater < Go Back

Politics, Religion or Philosophy? Read my lips... Tell me the good word I think therefore I am No These things aren't polite to talk about in company. Don't you guys write about time travel or something? < Go Back

Ah, Mars...what would you like to see from the Red Planet? Vignettes Environmentalism Through the looking glass < Go Back

Which character do you like best? Morgan Le Faye Merlin Arthur < Go Back

Looking for modern-day settings? Yes No Maybe I'm a city-person. Let's find another world. This one's depressing I'm partial to small towns. < Go Back

Are you having a laugh? Yes No Maybe Comedy is in my blood. I don't have a sense of humor that I'm aware of. I don't mind a few laughs between explosions. < Go Back

What's your interest? Feminism Communism < Go Back

Pick your poison! Catholicism Humanism < Go Back

Sure do. Modern or classic time travel? Modern Classic No All right, all right...I'm a bit out of my comfort zone. Got a nice mystery or thriller? < Go Back

God or people under the streets? Modern Mythology A World Beneath the City < Go Back

Are you a fan of westerns? Yes No I'm prone to don chaps and walk the streets at high noon. Too dusty. And I'm not much of a card player. < Go Back

Kind of professorial, aren't we? Yes No I'm a scholarly adventurer. I just like my action intense. < Go Back

Sure do. Mystery or thriller? Mystery Thriller < Go Back

Are animals more your thing? Yes No I donate to the WWF. Not the wrestling one. I have allergies. < Go Back

What are you studying? History Engineering Information Technology < Go Back

Do you have time for a series? Yes No < Go Back

What's your ideal pet? Unicorn Bunny Dragon < Go Back

How about some alternate history? Yes No I'm a revisionist myself. Well, I was... I never paid any attention is history class. < Go Back

Short stories it is then! Robots of Martians? Robots Martians < Go Back

Romance or warring magicians? Romance Magicians < Go Back

Ready to dive into a series? Yes No Maybe The other two options ended in the same strange choice. Let's keep this casual. How about an episodic series? < Go Back

Does the series have to be finished? Yes No I like to be held in suspense. Preferably for years at a time. < Go Back

With pirates or without? With Pirates Without Pirates No pirates here. No siree, Neil. No pirates at all. < Go Back

What's your pleasure? Bureaucratic Satire Religious Satire Fun with Parts < Go Back

Do the words "Sword & Sorcery" have a positive connotation for you? Yes No Wizards and barbarians? What's not to like? < Go Back

Take the high road or the low road? High fantasy Low Fantasy < Go Back

Do you like role-playing games? Yes No < Go Back

Looking for an old-fashioned trilogy? Yes No Maybe Three is my lucky number. "In for a penny, in for a pound" I always say. How about a trilogy of trilogies? < Go Back

Wizards or Barbarians? Wizards Barbarians < Go Back

What shall we read about? Thieves MacGuffins Assassins Magicians < Go Back

So, five or six books are enough for you? Yes No That should keep me busy. I shall require at least 10. < Go Back

Do you enjoy stories about orphaned farm boys? Yes/No Too bad! There's no other choice. < Go Back

Do you enjoy quests to prevent great evil from conquering the world? Yes No Good vs. Evil on an epic scale, please. I need a little more complexity. < Go Back

Modern or classic? Modern Classic < Go Back

Who will save us? The Seeker of Truth The One Power < Go Back

Choose wisely, this is the end Earth in the Shadows Weaving Timeline < Go Back

Sure, you can have it all! Do you want to go into the future or into the past? Future Past < Go Back

Pro-mo superheroes or tortured specter? Heroes Master of Dreams < Go Back

Not to much to choose from. Are you looking for vampires? Yes No More like zombies. < Go Back

We won't tell. Do you prefer drama? Yes No I love me a good tear-jerker. I just watched The Notebook last night. < Go Back

Are you a math geek? Yes No < Go Back

Do you like monsters? Yes No < Go Back

Zombie war, or one man against a horde? No War One Man On second thought, why not go with a classic? With a little help from my friends... I'm going it alone. < Go Back

Romance or overcoming the odds? Romance Underdog I always root for the underdog. < Go Back

Postmodern mind-bender? Yes No If one examines neo-cultural narrative, one is faced with a choice: either accept the subtextual paradigm of expression or conclude that narrative must come from communication. This is the dialectic paradigm of content holds... < Go Back

What sounds more interesting: A dying sun or an impaling demon? Dying Sun Impaling Demon A dying sun sounds poetic. Bring on the Shrike! < Go Back

Do you like a little time travel with your love story? Yes/No Too bad! There's no other choice. < Go Back

Want some time travel too? Yes No < Go Back

Are you interested in Dystopian fiction? Yes No I'm a sucker for worst-case scenarios. The world is bleak enough already. < Go Back

Classic or contemporary? Classic Contemporary < Go Back

Totalitarian or world gone mad? Dictators Madness < Go Back

What type of dictator? Religious Totalitarians Warlords < Go Back

Do manufactured humans interest you? Yes No < Go Back

Which question most frightens you? Who Needs Books? Who Needs Free Will? Neither I was thinking more post-apocalyptic. < Go Back

Like the world on fire? Yes No Some men just want to see the world burn. ...but a worldwide pandemic would be cool. < Go Back