Help Me Decide What to Do With Sam Adams' Tie

Last week when we went to interview Mayor Sam Adams after his State of the City speech , I made a huge mistake. I told Adams that I liked his tie.

It somehow slipped my mind that Adams has this weird tradition where if you say you like his tie, he gives it to you.

So now I have his tie. And this is a problem for two reasons. 1) It's a very nice tie. It's David Donahue 100% silk, woven in Italy, handmade in USA. Similar ties are going for $94 at Nordstroms. 2) I can't wear ties without looking like Avril Lavigne.

So what the hell do I do with this very expensive mayoral tie?! Help me out here, people.