P.I. HATES YOU! ~ 4/97 - 9/00 ~ R.I.P.





"Oy Vey!"

Well, this is it kiddies... the 'last hurrah', the 'death rattle', 'finito', etc., etc., etc., ... It was around april 20th, 1997 when a group of drunken scumbags decided to get together and spew their collective idiocy at the internet, in the interest of 'hate' and 'degradation'. At first, it was a spiteful way of unloading our psychosis on the unwilling masses, and it was fun while it lasted. Lately however, between our Communist gatherings, AA meetings, promotional tours (basically junkets to 3rd world countries), and other various chores and duties that will remain nameless so the authorities dont catch on, we simply do not have the time to bang out a quality update monthly (as if it was ever 'quality' to begin with). The fact that the page has continued on as long as it has is a testament to our mean-spirited will, more than a sign that we intended to amuse and liked the accolades. We never had a 'fan base' to speak of, and we didnt do this for laughs or to make buddies. You were then, and always will be- the butt of the joke. Even now, as you waited for closure, we barely bothered to throw this final page together. They say all good things come to an end- and the death of this page shows that all bad things come to an end as well. We could go into a long, rambling essay about our decision to close down shop, but in the long run- you're not worthy. The name of the page was 'P.I. Hates You', and indeed- we do. So go back to your lives, do whatever it is that you do to get by... and forget we ever existed. Show's over, kids... See you in Hell.

~Sheer Terror, Negative Creep, & Finster