Inducing the Ragetell

Shotguns



Any ESF weapons



Sniper Rifles



Carbines



Any Empire-Specific Tank



Scout Rifles



Shotguns



Battle Rifles



Valkyrie Noseguns



Eidolon VE33



C4



Any Type of Grenade



The senslessly overpowered VE3 Beamer



All Liberator Guns



NS Patriot Flare Gun



Anything involving a harasser

Summoning the Tactical Ragetell™ can be extremely difficult or very easy, depending on who you want to get a ragetell from. Players can be ranked on a spectrum, from Wrel to Hammerboss. This spectrum has actually been found to coincide with the autism spectrum.There are hundreds of weapons in Planetside 2. Many of them are considered OP and for scrub use only. As such, you should use them to get a ragetell. Any of the following can induce a Tactical Ragetell™:If you've used these weapons and have gotten a ragetell, congratulations! Please move on to the next section.If you didn't get a ragetell, there are several ways you still can:The voice chat system in Planetside 2™ is a great way to communicate with your team and coordinate strikes on enemy bases. It's an invaluable tool. For our purposes it's also a great way to get ragetells.First, try playing any variety of songs through proximity voice chat, including "Oh Yeah" by Yello, "Bangarang" by Skrillex, or any song from the classic 2003 hit movie "Shrek". Within seconds you should find yourself either teamkilled or drowning in angry messages.If that doesn't work, try inciting your teammates and enemies through the /yell text chat. You can do this by calling literally any weapon OP, whining about losing a fight, or voicing your opinion on anything at all. This is typically an easy way to get ragetells.If you've exhausted both of the above options, you can always download hacks. These mythical programs allow you to fly through walls, become unkillable, and be the first person in centuries to get a kill on ReignDeface. Many websites offer hacks, but my personal favorites include stats.dasanfall.com reddit.com/r/planetside , and www.wikipedia.org If none of these work, there is a final thing you can try. Ancient texts speak of a man named Matt Higby, who lives somewhere in North America off of welfare and bonus checks. To find him, first travel to the small town of Hanford, California. Find the internet cafe on Main Street and slip the attendant an amount between 100 and 1000 Daybreak Cash. He will lead you to a small back room where a 2004 Nokia phone sits on a table. Pick up the phone and call 444-4444. A man named William Mattar will pick up the phone. Tell him you represent John Smedley and ask to speak to Mike. Mike will pick up the phone and he will send you directions to a bunker somwhere in eastern Nevada. Take an unmarked grey sedan to the location provided and wait until dusk. The door of the bunker will open. A large "UPGRADE NOW" symbol will be seen on the door, above a credit card acceptor. Enter your credit card. If the door opens for you, this guide can no longer help you. Godspeed and good luck.