As if you weren't on Facebook enough, now you can bring your profile with you to the shower. The Facebook Profile shower curtain is opaque besides the square for your profile picture that you can pose for, so the only way this shower curtain would be of any sort of fun or importance is if someone is watching you shower. The shower curtain measures 70" x 70" and is sure to bring the laughs to your bathroom, that is until it starts to grow mold from being stuck with your body filth for months at a time, because we all know you're never going to wash it.