The Chicago Tribune is reporting that Starbucks is set to have the grand opening for the new Reserve Roastery, November 15th at 10 a.m. The new Starbucks location is four stories tall and 43,000 square feet. It is being billed as the world’s largest Starbucks.

Caitlyn Kuhn of Naperville, a 43 year old mother of two told snickersee, “The new Starbucks downtown looks awesome! I bet they have several different menu items we can’t even dream up in the suburbs.”

“I’m going to organize a party bus to go!”, Michelle Rubin also from Naperville said. “I figure I can get all my friends to chip in, we can get coffee, go shopping, then maybe grab a deep dish pizza for dinner. And get more coffee, It’s going to be so fun!”

Not everyone is enthusiastic about the opening of the new Starbucks. Jessica Grubbs, a store clerk at nearby Water Tower Place Mall says, “Ugh, Soccer Moms are so annoying. We have to deal with these Naperville women on the weekend. They think they are so cool to come and shop downtown. Now you want to feed them extreme amounts of caffeine? Not cool.”

“This one time this Naperville soccer mom didn’t tip after her and her girlfriends sat at my bar and sipped wine giggling for three hours.” Michelle, a bartender at a Rush Street watering hole. “They kept asking for free pop corn. Like, you can’t sit here all day and do that. Now, I’m going to have to put up with that after you had a gallon of Iced Mocha? No Thank You!”

A doctor at a hospital located close to the new Starbucks location told snickersee, “I hope the staff there is prepared for caffeine overdoses.” “Soccer Moms from Naperville have the tendency to go overboard when they are free of their kids for a few hours.”

Expect to see added security along Michigan Ave after the Starbucks launch. Soccer moms from Naperville have been known to run thru stores without regard for others. They also ask for the manager more than most shoppers. Lastly, Naperville soccer moms become extremely argumentive when they do not get their way. Especially when caffeine is working out of their system.

Starbucks has no comment at this time regarding Naperville Soccer Moms concern. The Worlds Largest Starbucks is set to be ready for the Holiday Shopping Season.