What the fuck, I have a cock? – by Lgirlvang © 2/2019

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You're a college student waking up like any other morning. Almost like any other morning. Today you're woken up by

a strange voice with a big surprise. You now have a throbbing hard cock between your legs, and it seems like it's

talking to you telepathically. You're naturally horrified, but soon discover its horniness can override your resistance.

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(Groggy) Hmmm. Nice! I woke up before my alarm.

No. I'm too tired to get u-... wait, who's there?

What do you mean look under the blanket? (scream)

(blanket ruffles as it gets pulled off)

What the hell is this? *pleasure moan* What the fuck? Why do I have a dick?

Hi? What do you mean "hi?" Where are you?

Haha, very funny, you're my dick. Owww. Why is it getting so hard? Owwww. Ok I believe you, just stop it.

How are you talking to me? You're in my head. Ok, why are you attached to my body?

(angrily) What? You'll answer me if I make you cum? No, this is my body not some motel or- owwww.

(angrily) Are you doing that on purpose? So you can just make yourself so hard it hurts whenever you want?

Grrr. Fine, I'll stroke you off. Then you tell me what you're doing here, ok? *sigh*

*a few strokes*

*muffled pleasure moan* Why can I feel... it? No. I don't like i- *soft moan*. I-I don't like it.

It just feels funny, that's all.

Shut up, I'm stroking you. You don't get to tell me how fast I- *pleasure moan* Fuck!

(breathing and moaning heavily) Fine, but I'm going faster because I want to, NOT because you want me to.

[Moments of masturbating furiously with suppressed moans] - [feel free to improv]

Grrr. Are you going to cum yet?

(Angrily) I'm not doing it good enough? Well feel free to get off my body and find another girl to stroke you off.

You. Want. Me. To. What? Fine, I'll jerk you off with my old panties.

*loud moan* Oh my God, is this really turning you on? They're just panties. And these ones are gross, I wore them to the gym.

*loud moan* Oh my God. That turned you on more? You're such a perv.

No way. I'm not smelling a pair- owwww. Ok, ok, ok, stop. Fine, let me grab one.

What did I do with this one? Nothing, I just wore it one day.

You want me to stroke you with it? I thought you said-

(Angrily) No. I am not smelling the gym one. You can keep th- owwwww.

Why do you keep doing that? Doesn't getting that hard hurt you too? Grrrr. Fine. I'll smell the gym one.

*Sniff* There, I did it. Gross, it has your disgusting precum on it too.

Owwwwwww- what was that for?

Yes, your precum is disgusting. Owwwww- ok ok, I'm sorry. Your precum isn't gross.

What? You want me to taste it? Ewwww, no. Owwww- fuck. Fine, I'll do it, just stop.

*gags* There, are you happy?

(Begrudgingly) Yes, your precum is delicious.

Put it in my mouth? You want to hear me cum while I'm gagged?

(Excited) So you're getting close then? Fine.

[Moments of masturbating furiously] - [feel free to improv]

*muffled moans* (muffled) Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm cumming. I'm cumming. I'm cum- ohhhhhhh.

*spits out panties* (Breathing heavily) There, done.

(Reluctantly) Fine, it did feel really good to jerk off and cum.

Now can you tell me what you're doing attached to my body?

Lick up some cum first? God, what is with you and wanting me to put stuff in my mouth?

*Licks* *gags* There, done.

(Grudgingly) Yes, it was delicious. Now tell me why you're attached to me.

(Very angrily) What do you mean you don't know!?!

No! No! I did not just jerk you off just to hear you say "I don't know."

Stop or you'll get hard again? Ha ha. I know how dicks work. You can't get hard that quick. Now I'm in control.

Now, tell me what you do know?

What do you mean you're taking a nap!?!

Wake up *hits dick* owww. Ok, that was a bad idea.

Grrr. How am I supposed to go out like this? I was planning to wear yoga pants, but I guess that's out of the question.