So of course a feminist musical rom-sit-com is inspiring drag performances. Google it, and the Internet provides:

Dr. Aequorea Victoria has a special bustier just for “Love Kernels”:

Ruby Bouche in platinum locks for “The Math of Love Triangles” which is really almost a drag number to begin with:

Here’s a drag king with “I Gave You a UTI”:

And OMFGa;;ALHA;DFAY;ljy!! here’s a queen dressed as Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos doing “Face Your Fears” and I can. not. take. it.



Some other CXG songs I’d love to see as drag performances, in no particular order:

“The Sexy Getting Ready Song” — seriously, a queen could make this horrifying. In the best possible way. See also “Makey Makeover” and “Put Yourself First.”



In the best possible way. See also “Makey Makeover” and “Put Yourself First.” “The Villain in my Own Story” and “Maybe This Dream” — drag performances of Disney songs are great, therefore drag performances of Disney song parodies will be perfect . QED.



. QED. “Heavy Boobs” — for the queen with the right, um, assets.



“Sex with a Stranger” — because duh.



“After Everything I’ve Done for You (That You Didn’t Ask For)” — another prime opportunity to channel Donna Lynne Champlin and belt it out.



“We Tapped that Ass” — duetting drag kings who can tap dance isn’t too much to ask for, right?



Make it happen, Universe. I’m not saying there’s more than enough here for an episode of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” with Rachel Bloom as the guest judge, but … well, no, actually, that’s exactly what I’m saying.