Alright so I know I have never really talked about food on this thing. Why? I have no idea because it is probably my third favorite thing… after staring at Zac Efron and going on social media. When I say, “I love donuts,” it is an understatement. Like I have an obsession. If it wasn’t unsanitary and creepy, I would have a donut shrine. I practically jack off to donuts. I dream of one day being proposed to using donuts. I’m really not kidding. A girl can dream.

What I’m freaking out about is the fact that I just found out Wow-nuts not only exist, but they can be found in LA!!! I’m losing my shit over this. What is a wow-nut? Not to be confused with the very popular cronut, a wow-nut is a love child made by a waffle and a damn good donut. SOME GENIUS HAS BASICALLY COMBINED THE TWO BEST THINGS THAT HAVE EVER HAPPENED AND MADE THEM INTO ONE. How did no one think of this before?! Like seriously, how is it 2014 and this is barely happening? We’ve been too busy inventing iPhones and Shake Weights we forgot about the more relevant things in life.

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They simply get a little batter going for some waffles, put them in the waffle maker, pop those babies in the deep fryer, and then they top them with glazes and sprinkles and heaven. If you aren’t drooling by this point, you need to reevaluate your life. Go look at some weird kitten videos or something.

I can already see the movie trailer for the wow-nut… some action music, images of some chef’s doing martial arts, a few slow-mos of desserts and Morgan Freeman’s voice saying, “In a world where all desserts stay to themselves….from the makers of The Cronut, and the people who brought you The Deep Fried Oreo, comes a timeless love story… of the wealthy waffle and the low-class donut… as they look past their family’s differences to find a way to be together. With the soundtrack similar to Frozen, featuring ‘Do You Want to Add Some Sprinkles?’ and ‘Let It Fry,’ comes an unforgettable story about what is delicious and what has too many calories. The Wow-Nut…coming this spring.” Then there will be a big explosion as the name fades out. I mean, I’d watch it.

There goes the boom!

Bottom-line, I’m effing stoked about this and I plan on getting my hands on one of these pronto. You can find them at DK’s in Santa Monica.

Till next time, Foodporn-stars.

XOXO

That Lavender Blondee