To kick us off for the start of 2014 we went digging around at New Year’s Eve to see if we could find the best character to have a shot at, however we couldn’t find any. Actually that’s a lie, there were plenty, but some of them would have required an entire 10,000 word essay just to scratch the surface. However today we start with this Draenei, who is– a rapist to be perfectly honest.

There was a character description for this character however since there wasn’t anything of real information par the basic “Draenei” race and “Warrior” class, we decided it would be best to just skip it and move onto the more shocking bits.

We decided upon the name “Miss Drunk Rapist” primarily because that is the impression we were left for the first few lines. “*Clearly drunk, caressing her huge member while she glances over the Lion’s Pride Inn looking for potential prey.*” I still shudder at reading that. It would certainly seem though so far of my inspection of Goldshire that it is common place to simply be sitting with your genitals out and masturbating. However the character itself doesn’t seem to get any better the further we go into the description.

“… is a ebony and quite tall muscular draenei with a pair of large firm breast and a flat stomach distinguishing abs, he rear also quite big bounces with every step she takes” I could obviously start being picky about the grammatical mistakes, but I’m not generally overly fussy on that (much). However, here we have again a prime example of the famous figure that appears to be so popular to those of Goldshire: big tits and big asses. “What really catches someones eyes is the enormous buldge down at her crotch area” No, it really doesn’t. I can assure you that nobody is interested. “When she is really drunk she sometimes revealses showing of a fat horsecock with a pair of huge balls too. She likes standing in a corner or the like jerking off watching the backsides of the females infront of her.” Okay, I think it is safe to say we have quite a perverted character here; there is no two ways about it. I admit that was they’ve written has left me pretty speechless.

“She served in the alliance army but after strangling her army mate…she have now understandably been sent home..” Wait what? You strangled a fellow soldier and all you got was six months in prison? No, I think you’ll find that in a situation like that you’ll find your head on a pike. Such an event would lead up to your execution, not imprisonment.

“After the incident…she now hangs around the Goldshire inn where she gets extremely drunk alone until she feels on shame or regret” Now that would be somewhat right for most characters, however I don’t believe the right course of action to relieve such shame or regret by having a “slut that gags her massive horsecock”.

Moving on however we then quickly enter the characters kinks, it would seem so far that she is only interested in submissive females or futas at this moment. So all the men can relax, as according to her Males are in her “No:”category. The rest of the kinks however go from just weird and also illegal.

Lastly there is a small part of her description which appears to be OOC (Out of character). Oh it is clear you are no “grammar nazi”. It is clear as day to see that, your English is quite honestly all over the place. The poor word choice and even words in the wrong place are but only a few to mention. However, regardless if you “don’t mind suggestions”, I think we are far past that point. “If I go offline in the middle of something it might be because my internet is not the best right now”Might be? No, I think you’ll find the reason for their disappearance in the midst of a session is because “they’re done”.