“When Pigs Fly”

(The Style of a Hyper Race Announcer)

And here we go folks, the final lap!

In the lead is It’s A Trap.

Oh Hell Yes is in second place,

Is This Rigged? will make this a close race.

Who’s The Boss is trampling past Paid Off,

making it uncomfortable for To The Left And Cough.

Oh folks! Your Mama Can’t Dance,

you better believe, here comes Fat Chance.

Bringing up the back we got Sleeps With Fishes,

Put those hands together, You Got Three Wishes.

Hope you didn’t put your money on this last guy

slogging behind is When Pigs Fly.

Betting odds are eight hundred to one,

When Pigs Fly is surely done!

But wait, what’s this, it cannot be!

Your Mama Can’t Dance, she’s got a broken knee!

When Pigs Fly, he Got Three Wishes,

Past Chance, Cough, and Sleeps With Fishes!

This is crazy, it’s the pony express!

Is This Rigged?, Oh Hell Yes!

Can You believe it, eight hundred to one?

Can you believe that jockey just won?

Someone is rich, and now many will cry.

Man oh man, When Pigs Fly.