the truth about #freemasonry

9/26/16

[15:42:17] <SwimBikeRunRun> make sure you follow up sandc.

[15:42:27] <SwimBikeRunRun> say thanks for their time, etc etc.

[15:42:45] <SwimBikeRunRun> I know a lot of places that exclude people if they don't.

[15:46:43] <@sandc> yeah I sent the HR lady an e-mail - I didn't have an e-mail for the guy who interviewed me though

[15:47:08] <@sandc> so I just thanked them both and asked her to pass it on

[15:48:12] <@sandc> I've talked to probably at least 10 different recruiters from Robert Half Technology - why is it necessary that I sit down for a skype interview for every single one?

[15:48:44] <louis_farizee> Practice makes perfect?

[15:49:03] <@sandc> I suppose that's one way of looking at it

[16:02:19] <SwimBikeRunRun> sandc - maybe the guy's name + company + linked in?

[16:02:33] <SwimBikeRunRun> Or, if the HR lady was JSmith, then the guy would be the same

[16:03:20] <louis_farizee> Or call the company, dial zero, ask the operator to transfer you to voicemail.

[16:04:19] <@coldcraft> or google 'site:whitepages.com $his_name', find out his home address, and be there waiting when he gets home from work with chinese take-out. it'll set you apart from the crowd!

[16:04:32] <@skas> that's the spirit, coldcraft !

[16:04:35] <SwimBikeRunRun> Send balloons to his wife.

[16:04:38] <@skas> shows you've really got that 'can-do' attitude

[16:04:46] <SwimBikeRunRun> Put flower's at his parent's grave site.

[16:04:51] <@coldcraft> send baboons to his children!

[16:05:05] <@skas> send his children up in balloons!

[16:05:19] <@coldcraft> kill a celebrity to prove your love for him

[16:05:34] <superteece> put baloons in his children!!!

[16:05:40] <superteece> (I think I went too far)

[16:06:01] <@coldcraft> send him a selfie video of you pepper-spraying executives from their closest competitor!

[16:06:06] <@coldcraft> NOT FAR ENOUGH

[16:06:06] <louis_farizee> Hire a skip tracer

[16:06:24] <SwimBikeRunRun> enlist in the military- prove you'll die for him

[16:06:44] <SwimBikeRunRun> remove the brakes from his car- tell him there's no stopping you two.

[16:06:50] <louis_farizee> Present him with the flayed skins of his enemies and their parents

[16:06:54] <SwimBikeRunRun> break the rear view mirror - no looking back

[16:07:07] <SwimBikeRunRun> remove the steering wheel - aint no switching lanes

[16:07:10] <@coldcraft> hire smash mouth to perform at his office! one song on the setlist: all star. he'll know you know how to rock \m/,

[16:07:26] <SwimBikeRunRun> omg I'm dying at my desk

[16:07:36] <superteece> set fire to his house cause you bring the heat

[16:07:47] <superteece> (I don't even know what we're talking about)

[16:07:50] <@sandc> LOL you guys made my day

[16:08:08] <SwimBikeRunRun> have an affair with his wife- prove you're a family guy

[16:08:19] <SwimBikeRunRun> lol superteece

[16:08:29] <superteece> Impregnate his wife cause you're a giver

[16:08:56] <louis_farizee> Impregnate his wife because children are the future

[16:09:05] <@coldcraft> jesus this is my favorite 10 minutes in this channel yet, i think

[16:09:12] <SwimBikeRunRun> lmao

[16:09:13] <@skas> just post the last 5 minutes of chat in the sub next time we post a 'hey gaiz, IRC is still a thing" thread...that'll get them in here, for sure

[16:09:14] <superteece> Imgregnate his wife because you leave things betetr than you found them

[16:09:21] <SwimBikeRunRun> everyone is looking at me, I'm dying at my desk

[16:09:42] <louis_farizee> Impregnate his wife because you'll do the jobs he doesn't want to do

[16:09:59] <SwimBikeRunRun> impregnate him because you can do the impossible.

[16:10:26] <superteece> Impregnate his wife cause you don't mind getting your feet wet (that's how that works, right?)

[16:10:37] <@sandc> lmao