Donald Trump has been plaguing this country since June 16, 2015. For months, We the People have been relentlessly exposed to incendiary comments, swaggeringly preposterous interviews, and a tragic head-gerbil toupee as Trump continues his March to D.C. We are facing imminent destruction - or, at the very least, months of irritating Facebook stati from those colleagues and distant relatives that you can't defriend, but uuuugh, you sure wish you could. Donald Trump is not just "bad,” he's “really bad.”

The solution is simple: we build a wall around Donald Trump. But that's not all - we force him to pay for it, since he makes a fortune because of us, the consumers. A wall is a tiny little peanut compared to his wealth. We should do something very severe, like send him to a place with no Internet or telephones or cameras or any media at all, unless he contributes or gives us the money to build the wall.

We’d build it. We'd build it very nicely. We're very good at building things. We built America, after all.