y now we know not all baby animals are equal. It's okay, you can say it. This is a safe space. You might squee harder at a tiny hamster (and its tiny meals) than, say, a garden variety feline. The fact that we have become jaded by cute is less a sign of our waning humanity and more the fault of the animal picture factory that is the internet, right?

But no one -- not a living, breathing, mammal can possibly inoculate themselves against the charms of Archer the baby koala.

See? His face is the symbol of hope in fur form.


Just look at his perfectly round head:

He loves to play:

And seems to be a big sleep-eater:

Archer, now a Facebook public figure with over 4000 followers, lives in Featherdale Wildlife Park. He also has his own Youtube clips (of course he doesn) and is probably busy fielding talent agents every day.

In summary: