Of course, New York University would host a 200th birthday party for Karl Marx. What with the left desperately trying to make Democrat socialism happen (see Jim Carrey Wants America to ‘Say Yes’ to Socialism and Cory Booker Claims Other Countries Are ‘Out-Americanning’ America with Socialism). Breadlines and poverty being so "fetch" and all that.

Take less than five minutes out of your day to watch this. Come to know what your adversaries are up to. Stay for the interpretive dance numbers. Because really, that's the one thing the Communist Manifesto was missing.

We mock because it's a soft target. But when only 45 percent of Americans between the age of 18 and 29 view capitalism positively, and 51 percent are hot in the panties for socialism, that's a call to arms. Creeping socialism is going to be the floor for the Democrat 2020 candidates.

Ready your butts with facts now.