These are the 3-D printed fingernail art designs made and sold by The Laser Girls (aka Sarah C. Awad and Dhemerae Ford). Man, I wish I was a Laser Girl. Or a Laser Boy -- I don't care, I just wish I was a laser. You know what laser stands for? "Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation." Light amplification by simu-- oh, you already knew. Well there went my chance to look smart today. Unless...*putting on glasses* hoho -- I bet I look smart now! "Those are swim goggles." SHIT.

Keep going for a bunch of their other designs.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best nails are the ones scratching your back, but not too hard.