Current Mood: pissed off

Dear Creepy Old Men Who Love Ice Cream,



Please stop hitting on my 14 year old daughter when she serves you.



Yes, I agree that she is pretty and has a lovely figure that belies her tender years but why do you - as a man at least 3 decades older than her - insist on pointing that out very loudly and in public, making her incredibly uncomfortable as she tries to make your hot coffee?



And you sir? While I'm sure she appreciates the great tip you just gave her, if I see you sitting outside in your car watching her whilst lewdly licking your spoon ever again, I won't be responsible for my actions.



And Mr 'I love redheads', no you can't touch her hair. Not unless you want to pull back a nub instead of a functioning hand.



Signed,

A mother who heartily endorses castration for pervy old fuckers who make my daughter cry