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The official recap for the Federal Liberal Command Cycle 131 recap

00:00 - 00:03 At the end of the cycle our Expansion into Miroman

00:04 - 00:05 was hit with a merit bomb

00:05 - 00:07 and we are now behind the opposition

00:08 - 00:12 We will not be able to secure the expansion for Winters

00:12 - 00:15 And I'm not sure how to tell our haulers

00:17 - 00:19 We'll point to the total amount of merits

00:19 - 00:21 and claim victory on total merits

00:24 - 00:26 Dear Skymarshall, we ehm...

00:31 - 00:33 We also lost on total merit count

00:34 - 00:36 We have no means of spinning this

00:53 - 00:58 I want everyone who didn't do Rhea passenger missions to stay in the room

01:13 - 01:15 How is this possible?

01:15 - 01:17 We are literally rolling in credits

01:18 - 01:23 We even hired mercenaries to do our dirty work

01:25 - 01:28 I already self-destructed another cutter for them

01:29 - 01:31 Do you know how much work that is?

01:31 - 01:34 I had to share an instance with PvP'ers

01:34 - 01:37 I don't think I'll ever get the sweat out of my chair

01:37 - 01:40 And what did you guys do?

01:40 - 01:42 Skymarshall, I hauled 125K merits alone

01:42 - 01:46 That wasn't good enough

01:46 - 01:48 I stopped short of selling my corvette

01:48 - 01:52 Winters' commanders don't even need a corvette

01:53 - 01:54 We are a hauling power

01:56 - 01:57 I spent weeks undermining Aisling

01:57 - 02:00 I spent ages shaping BGS

02:00 - 02:03 hoarding credits

02:04 - 02:08 And now we are just going to let three profitable expansions slip through our fingers?

02:08 - 02:13 I have spent countless hours and credits preparing that system and now Aisling can take it back

02:14 - 02:16 I didn't even shower the past weeks

02:17 - 02:21 Do you know how tasteless the 55th bucket of microwave ramen is?

02:27 - 02:29 They contain just too much sodium too

02:30 - 02:34 I was sweating and my heart was pounding last time I went to the bathroom

02:34 - 02:36 It makes you reconsider your choices

02:41 - 02:42 Operation Shattered Prism

02:43 - 02:47 We should have just called it operation Shattered Sphincter

02:48 - 02:53 I could have been out exploring or mining in some remote icefield

02:54 - 02:56 Instead we put credits in a sinkhole

02:56 - 02:59 So many credits

03:00 - 03:02 My balance is under 8 digits

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, we'll always have Rhea

03:14 - 03:16 I can't haul any more passengers

03:19 - 03:23 Not even the terrorists and political prisoners

03:25 - 03:26 I'm out

03:31 - 03:33 I'm calling for an election

03:40 - 03:46 Before I leave, please pay our mercenaries in full

03:46 - 03:49 I can't have them follow me when I'm out exploring