Your mother told you never to talk to strangers, and it’s good advice to follow even into adulthood because you never know when you might be chilling by a lake and a shirtless fat man will appear from an island and start yelling at you about having his way with your mother. Then before you know it you’ll be hurling abuse and it’ll end with someone getting badly hurt….and the truth as to where your mom was last night.

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