(inspiration: DevilArtemis)



Intro:

WHAT THE SHELL IS GOING ON?



Ika: You! Big guy! Listen up!



Cell: What?



Ika: Uh. What the shell are you?



Cell: Okay first off, I was going to ask you the same question. And second, YOU F%@$ING DARE TO SET FOOT IN MY ARENA?!?



Ika: It's not your arena. It's mine! I am here to Inkvade your arena!



Cell: You mean "Invade"?



Ika: Yes!



(pause)



Cell: (bursts into laughter) Hey guys. Listen! This little girl is going to take over my arena!



(Kermit, Zarbon, Roshi, Goku Black, Broly, and Shallot join the fun)



Shallot: HAHA I'M LAUGHING!



Ika: I'M SERIOUS!



Kermit: No. I'm sure you must be lyi- (Ika uses her tentacles to grab Kermit up in the air) RAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! CELL HELP ME!



Cell: Kermit! You put him down- Whatever you are!



Ika: I am Ika the Squid Girl! Emissary of the sea! And if you let me take over the arena-



(a ki shot zooms past her and destroys a large portion of the land)



Cell: You think you are in ANY position to be making demands? I can literally destroy a planet!



Ika: I-I-I-I'm getting the gill outta here!



Cell: Not so fast! I've let you anime characters off the hook many times. This time, I will be sure to make an example out of you!



(Cell fires a ki blast at Ika, which is immediately followed by an explosion. However...)



Mysterious Voice: Now is that any way to treat a young girl Perfect Cell?



Cell: What the- Who are you!



Mysterious voice: Oh yes. We've never met before. You could say that I'm a god beyond a god/universal traveler/the nightmare of all nightmares. Or all of the above.



(as the dust clears, a mysterious person is seen defending Squid Girl)



Sadhana: But you can call me, your Prince!



THE END





(Sadhana is me BTW)