



Hey guys, Imaginary stepping in to keep this week under control. Don't mind me.





I get it, okay? I know what this looks like. It had nothing to do with the art. It had nothing to do with the name. You gotta understand that this was the highest rated onahole across fifty reviews (a high number for an outlandish product like this) on Amazon that I could find. People were talking about this shit like it was the best thing since sliced bread. Naturally, as an unofficial onahole reviewer, I had to see what the hype was about.

Virgin Age is a lower-priced onahole manufactured by ToysHeart in Japan. You can find it on Amazon for around $25.00 depending on the seller. Never thought I’d be saying that.



