The United Nations after roughly six years has finally apologized for bringing the ongoing cholera outbreak to Haiti following the 2010 7.0 Earthquake that struck southwest of Port-au-Prince and devastated the already suffering island nation.

The UN continues to deny that their Nepalese contingent unleashed the cholera outbreak, even arguing that the cause was unimportant.

The cholera outbreak has killed at least 9,300 Haitians and infected 800,000 more and is currently spreading like a pandemic to the Dominican Republic and Cuba. This was the first time in Haitian history that cholera had reached Haiti according to Professors at Duke University.

Oddly enough on November 14th, the Laboratory to combat Human Trafficking reported that Monica Peterson mysteriously died the day before.

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