This week's meltdown was easy as LSU lost in heart-wrenching fashion to Alabama, Notre Dame was destroyed by Arizona State, and Auburn sealed their loss with a fumbled snap to a mediocre Texas A&M team that Alabama beat 59-0 just a few weeks ago. Late season losses always bring out a little extra venom, particularly when the losing team is still in contention for something. As always, the language below is awful. If this offends you, look elsewhere. You have been warned.

There is no loving god, the power hates all that is good.

Bench Trey Quinn. Bench him until next year, at least.

Brandon Collins is a little bitch...he did SHIT tonight. He was about the 21st best player on the field at all times.

Jennings sucks, but he got much better in the 2nd half; his receivers fucked him and us.

This was a great LSU/Bama slobber-knocker...LSU was the better team...and the evil fuckers won...AGAIN.

I hate Bama, all good people hate Bama.

At least Awbarn had their lucky horseshoe fall out of their fat asses today.

Bench Trey Quinn. His job is to catch the fucking ball and he can't catch a cold. Maybe he'll be better next year, but bench his ass for the rest of this year and make the little bastard learn to catch the goddamned ball.

Our kicker is a fucking retard. His stupid shank at :50 seconds pretty much lost the game.

Lame Kitten is a piece of shit.

Fat-fuck "Cam-Rob" is a dirty bastard.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

We will never beat Bama again with Nick as coach.....Bama just owns LSU and will for a long long time....we choke in crunch time and bama balls out....we just can't do it...

Our kicker needs his fucking ass kicked

I hope every Bama fan contracts an STD

The referees FUCKING CHOKED. They called a tacky fucking personal foul to keep Bama in this.

Tom Ritter and Birmingham can fuck themselves to hell.

If someone who owns car washes were the equivalent of these refs it would be like that person not only not washing the cars, but leaving a nifty little dump in he passenger seat of each one. Nice job morons you suck at your job.

We Need The FBI To Investigate The SEC Officials

And I don't mean The4 security exchange commission.

Their is some crooked sh*t going on .

I don't see how you can screw up that many calls and be blatantly cheating in 1 teams favor and no one do anything about it.

I know LSU screwed up some at the end but their are just too many plays that the officials kept them in the game.

I think the LSU administration has to go public with the officiating advantage and ask for an investigation.

Somebody has to get the scrutiny of this corruption out and made public.

At least it will change how LSU/Bama games are slotted in the future with just the incompetent sec refs and not the bama on the take ones. Oh wait there are no sec refs that aren't on the bama payroll. Nevermind

Fuck all you gumps. You baby back bitches.

Your fucking bullshit win in 2011 and 2012 and tonight.

FUCK ME IN THE GODDAMN GOAT ASS FUCK

Bama fans obviously don't care how they win as long as they can continue to talk shit on message boards. But how you win should also matter. And if you have to cheat to win then maybe you don't deserve it. Winning ballgames at this level is not easy. So any advantage in the way games are officiated whether perceived or otherwise MUST be eradicated immediately to preserve the integrity of this conference. Otherwise that selection committee will make damn certain that the SEC gets only 1 team or less into the playoff. That is something which is already happening for anyone who's paying attention. Slive picked the perfect time to exit stage left and I don't think that's a coincidence.

Love your ill gotten win. FUCK YOU BAMA

FUCK YOU FUCKING FOREVER ALABAMA YOU STUPID FUCKING CHEATING MOTHERFUCKING....THE FUCKING GAME WAS WON!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT

Jennings is soo fucking shit I hate him he will lose us another game

I'm really fucking tired of the dog slobbering Verne and Gary are giving Alabama so far. The last thing Gary said before the half was "And it hasn't been a total disaster, so far for LSU". Go fuck yourself Gary.

How many fucking face masks are the refs going to miss. And Gary I would celebrate if you die of a heart attack tomorrow.

"Daddy, are you allowed to pass on 1st or 2nd down?" "I don't know son, were LSU fans"

Tonight was probably the best chance we had to beat Bama in several years and we still couldn't get the job done. At this point how long will it possibly take to finally win one? When Saban retires? When Les retires? I have no faith anymore. Congrats Bama....you broke me tonight.

I hate everything and everything and fuck and cunting shit fuck cocks asssuck shit balls

way to shit the bed LSU way to shit it with a nice mexican water drinking shit.

I can't describe it but LSU just loves to piss games away against Bama since we beat them in 2011. Ever since that game we just find ways to let Bama win games that they shouldn't win. I'm just at a lose of words. I'm so depressed at them moment.

I stopped caring as much after 1/9. Realizing that no matter how good of a season you have is ruined by outside demands and forces allowed me to just go to games and watch them for the enjoyment that they bring.

We lost for the fourth time in a row to Alabama. Players have joined our team and graduated never having a Gump beatdown under our belt. Our fanbase is defeated and the magic of Tiger Stadium has been diminished when it was just gaining traction again. I have a lot of reasons not to be proud.

It's always the same two guys who screw us. The bug-eyed guy with the thyroid problem and the guy who picked up his flag every time Saban bitched at him.

I agree that it is time for LSU to take a stand against the annual mugging by the SEC refs during the Bama game. I realize that the SEC can and will impose fines against coaches for speaking out but, Les Miles has to make a stand. This has happened too many times to LSu in this particular game. It always seems to be the Tom Ritter crew who screws us. I am so over Les Miles goofy personality and his willingness to just go along with the program.

While not at the game, I was watching the officiating very closely, as I have seen the gump umps pull off too many shady calls in the past... And, there was bug eye, talking to his mike, with no other officials around on the fist PI call against bama that was picked up...replay showed not much on the way of PI, but, bug eye is talking to replay official on his headset and then calls off the PI. Several plays later, they picked up another flag, not for PI this time, but CBS showed replay and it wasn't a penalty, but, there was bug eye talking to his mike again all alone on sideline, bama sideline, with little nicky standing there cheering him on, again, after a conference with ???replay official???, no penalty called... But, every time we play either of the gump teams, my BIG tinfoil hat comes out of the closet...

You can count on Ritter being in the thick of the bama dick sucking.

Bama = Inbred chicken fuckers

Bleach martinis for everyone!!!

At this point ritual suicide is pretty much the only option

i woke up early this morning to rake leaves to watch this. I may go dump them out and start raking again

Why am I still watching this? What a masochist

If Kelly responds to this with anything other than an apology he should be fired

God is punishing us. That's the only explanation

My nervous system is rebooting guys

Flukiest 55-31 win of all time

Brb going to the liquor cabinet.

I don't think I've been this disappointed since I walked downstairs Christmas early am when I was 6 to find my parents having sex by the Christmas tree

I feel like im getting sodomized by a leprechaun

If we can't have any quality victories neither can you Florida State

Everett looks so composed throwing interceptions

Golson needs to eat a snickers.

For some reason I thought pick plays were OPI.

Ball Security & Everett Golson: a love story

5 turnovers and a botched field goal, Notre Dame needs to sit in the locker room and bang their heads against their lockers for 60 minutes.

I hope ASU destroys Oregon purely for the fact that there are more shit-talking Oregon fans in here than ASU fans. Quack, quack assholes.

This game is the worst. It was over, and I had lost all hope. Then they decided to bring all the hope back only to crush it all over again. Fucking hell.

6 points on your shoulders, Golson. Pick you shit up and get your fucking head in the game.

3-and-out.

Keep the faith, we could totally turn it over 2-3 more times.

Can't wait to see what Kelly says at the press conference.

Now I get to hear shit about how overrated Notre Dame was. They could have definitely won that game. Shit, just realized I'm the stereotypical ND fan





So many bad angles being taken in this game I feel like I am watching my wife parallel park.

Amari Cooper is going to get so many yards on us they are going to have to invent numbers to put in the record books

Our secondary is fucking abysmal. I bet we have one of the worst 3rd and long percentages in FBS. The offense might as well take a shit on the field on 1st and 2nd down because they know they'll convert on a wide open slant on 3rd and 10. Makes me sick.

Well, fuck. Good game aggies. Can only go to the magic well so many times it seems. Maybe our guys will focus on fundamentals like tackling properly, proper reads, and ceNTERS KNOWING WHEN ITS THEIR JOB TO DO LITERALLY THE ONE THING THEY ARE EXPECTED TO DO AT THEIR MOST CORE.

I'm at peace about it, though. Enjoy the victory. twitch

fuck that Geico Pig so goddamn much

IF I HEAR "TEAM OF DESTINY" ONE MORE TIME I MIGHT DIE

Your one job is to snap the ball and you fuck that up! fucking idiot! MVP for A&M dismukes.

SHITTY coaching on both sides of the ball tonight. Unbelievable!

Anybody else too mad to even find the words to cuss ?

This defense is only slightly more difficult to move against than air.

fuck you, dismukes. he's had a terrible senior year even before that. fuck you

We had no business being there in the end with our shitshow defense. Gave up 41 at home to a team Bama beat 59-0 and same team barely Mustered 21 on La Monroe. We suck on D plain and simple

If we do not beat the brakes off Georgia I may slit my wrists

I'm used to losing. Losing like this sucks a billion times worse than getting blown out. I'm ready to throw up. Fuck this stupid ass bullshit.

I'm at a wedding. I want to scream. Holy shit what the Fuck happened? What the Fuck.

This a very dark place I am in...

I am giving away all of my worldly possessions and going to lie down in the middle of I-10.

I'm going home to drive Bamboo shoots into my fingertips! It will be welcome relief from this abortion. ...

THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING BULL shite I HAVE EVER WITNESSED! Ellis has been a joke tonight. I'm a touchdown away from storming the box to kick his old ass!!

Going home. Fuck this. Gus has a nasty Email coming Monday morning! I am astounded. This is the worst I have ever seen an Auburn team come out and crap the bed. I challenge anyone to come up with a worse half of football from a "Good" Auburn team. I'm physically ill. WHAT THE FUCK? WE CAN'T EXECUTE A FIELD GOAL? That play just gave me Ebola. Thanks Gus.

Just left. Fuck this shit. What a joke. This is why I watch games on TV.

Id tell Ellis Johnson to hobble his old wrinkly as down to the sideline and coach for fucking once. Id also tell mincy if he misses another ball that he sees coming hes not playing again. Same for sammie if he drops another one in his hands.

Alright I just changed the daughter into some Auburn clothes went out and shot the .22 to release some aggression and took some shots of whiskey. Let's get back in this. Might go sacrifice the in-law's goats if we don't come out with some fire after halftime

I hope they keep throwing on us. The worse it is MAYBE his fucking stubborn ass will have to make some changes.

I'm off to enjoy my life and forget these bunch of fuckups ever existed. After this effort, I don't feel bad saying it. FUCK YOU ELLIS JOHNSON. Retire and never come back.

Made a beer run cause I'm out. Paid the dude behind the counter who's wearing a MSU shirt. Working on my 12th beer am sure I'll be too trashed to watch CBS's next football extravaganza cause I'm drinking till I collapse like our D.

This is a Chiz level defense. Fuck me for thinking they'd improved.