If your ideal form of erotic punishment is a painstaking Windows 10 installation, then do we have a 50 Shades of Grey parody for you.

The Twitter account @50NerdsOfGrey gives the wildly popular and fairly awkward series the nerdy twist we didn't know it needed.

Beware, this content is NFSW — at least for algebra enthusiasts.

Here are a few selections from your new fave Twitter. Rest assured they're all as sexy as the new Google logo.

'It's just so long,' she cried, 'I don't think I can take it all in.' 'I'm sorry,' he said, 'but I did tell you it was the director's cut.' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015

'I've been a very naughty girl,' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished.' So he made her watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015

'You're so hot!' she cried. 'Actually I'm 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, which is well within the normal body temperature parameters,' he replied. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015

'I just can't get enough of your curves,' he said, licking his lips and squirming with excitement. Kevin really liked the new Google logo. — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 5, 2015

'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!' 'Alright,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?' — 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 6, 2015