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Some days the jokes fall right into your lap.

According to the Associated Press, Browns left tackle Joe Thomas is accused of multiple enviornmental violations on his Wisconsin hunting land, including “discharging manure into a wetland.”

Considering his employer has been doing that along the banks of Lake Erie for the last few decades, we’ll assume he’ll have the support of management.

The report said the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources sent him a letter claiming he has built bridges and dams without permits, along with dredging a pond and tearing down a barn without notice.

The DNR wants to meet with him on Jan. 6 to discuss the violations, and he could face $10,000 a day in fines

There are actual environmental and property rights issues at play here, but let’s not kid ourselves.

Discharging manure. That’s all.