...I suspect my gifter either neglected to look at my description, or the scarf's description. I can't imagine he saw both and thought we'd be a perfect match?

I got a silky, wispy, gauzy American Flag-style ladies' scarf.

Admittedly, this was somewhat baffling. Did my gifter disapprove of my post history, and this was their way of calling me a woman? Did my gifter have multiple giftees, and got us mixed up? Does my gifter have a sublte sense of humor beyond my comprehension?

We may never know.