Hey Alison, I don’t mean to ruin this sweet tender moment between you and your hubby, but U IN DANJA GURL!!! You thought you were the luckiest girl marrying such a genuine, sensitive, thoughtful prince charming, so perfect in every way that you never once believed he might begood to be true. You thought you would call yourself Mrs. Rollins and flaunt your rich doctor husband around the neighbourhood. You thought you were gonna start a family with him and live happily ever after in that cozy suburban fairy tale fantasy of yours…

And then you find out your husband is actually an evil sociopathic scumbag scamming you for all your money lolwhoops! Not only that, but he was also secretly in love with your deranged pseudo sister! Did I mention this douchebag tried to murder you a few episodes ago and pushed you down the stairs!? Oh Alison, you poor thing, let’s hope you signed a prenup!