I can't believe I even had to type that as a title. But apparently it's a thing on the internet to believe that we live on a flat planet. Whether or not they're trying to troll us is unimportant; what's important is that Dr. Kiki Sanford is back to tell those dummies to prove it, with SCIENCE!

I also take a look at what could be causing your "ghost" Twitter notifications on your phone, and let a snacky fan know that it's ok if he brings food into the theater. I won't tell.