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AT this point in the pre-season, we're all a little bit bored of kit launches.

Real Madrid's 7th kit was made out of recycled tofu and Manchester United's cup kit matches the leatherette interior of a Chevrolet Spark.

So when we received news of Ayr United's new kit launch, we were just about to hammer the delete button when we saw the actual contents of the press release.

To put it mildly, it was not what we were expecting.

That is putting it really mildly, by the way. This is what we had been sent...

Ayr United really misunderstood the term "football strip"

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When you think about it, it's kind of Ayrlarious...

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...We spotted a number of inaccuracies in the press release

Think you'll find that goal doesn't fulfill league requirements for minimum dimensions

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And Ellis, the 'kit' model, will honestly never be able to lift up that tree

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Tree ivy is actually a weed, but kept under control, can be a beautiful addition to any garden

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...As is a well-constructed decking area, such as the one in the in the background here

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The club's nickname is 'The Honest Men'... btw

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Maybe it should be the "Honestly you couldn't make this up... Men"

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Okay, time to get some kit on now

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