The groundbreaking song by Cripple With Swag

Lyrics:

My vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap

So what I can’t walk? My vagina ain’t handicap

Vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap

Voice is high when I talk, but my vagina ain’t handicap

I don’t keep it real…you know I gotta keep it wheels

laughing at the hoochies that are walking in their heels

my legs don’t work, to be honest, what’s the deal?

but I’ll still strut the goodies, talking nonsense with my squeals

…so pop a squat and cop a feel, this’ll be hard to top

not only offer great sex, but best spots in parking lots

I’m handy and got swag, so you know this tard is hot

Plus I got a crew of grimmeys, my nurse is known to target shots

…so throw me on a track, and I’ll finish the race…

…as long as there ain’t a dirt road, or a stick in my way

I’m just a thug ass nigga, that’s pretty simple n’ plain

I can’t even move my fucking knees, but still I kick it all day

You can wither away, like a tulip’s undeveloping sac

cuz if it ain’t about handicap vagina, it is irrelevant, fact

I’ve had sex with normies, they were pelting my ass

…and once you go cripple, well, they just ain’t ever been back

My vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap

So what I can’t walk? My vagina ain’t handicap

Vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap

Voice is high when I talk, but my vagina ain’t handicap

I’m fire, saucy steeze, never see me all timid

Me noodle be nuff to wanna stick ur meatballs in it

Gimmicks?…I’m not like other girls, I’m profound in bed

Must be hurricane season, no droughts, all wet

But baby if you’re worried yet you’re still down for sex

You can’t impregnate me through the tube around my neck!

Can’t take down this mex…bitches are under my class…

They’ll never be as high as me…no regards to my wonderful stash

And my wheels are clean, it’s funny you ask

Geico saved you 15%, Laura saved you more on gas

Indepedent woman, macking niggs, I’m the best in their face

Cuz nothings an obstacle to me, except a staircase

I fear fakes, it’s the perks of me, without reluctant certainty

My vagina ain’t handicap, been no reconstructive surgery

My sweet nectar if you thirsty G. Even if you feelin’ skeptical

Forget it yo…cuz mama always said to eat your vegables

My vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap

So what I can’t walk? My vagina ain’t handicap

Vagina ain’t handicap, vagina ain’t handicap

Voice is high when I talk, but my vagina ain’t handicap