So I was pretty excited when my present showed up today (my SS said he was planning on shipping either Friday or Saturday and he never marked as shipped) so I was pretty pumped.

I opened the box and saw the Legos, so that was immediately awesome. I wasn't really sure what to make of the Madden case, but when I opened it, there was a DVD-R labeled "Red Pill", so naturally, I put it right in my laptop.

The disc was full of political/conspiracy theory stuff. Not really something I'm into, but I'll dig through it later for fun.

I thought the little ninja was super cool and then I looked at the bottom of the little box and realized that it's a flash drives. AWESOME!

I was wondering how big the flash drive was and that's when the gift went from awesome to hysterical.

The flash drive had some files on it... a few comic books and SIX hours of Japanese porn. Now I truly don't know if the movies were supposed to be part of the gift or the flash drive was 'previously owned' and just didn't get formatted. Either way, my girlfriend and I had a good laugh.

I'd also like to point out that when I plug the flash drive in, it looks like the ninja is shitting files into my computer.

So, thanks dude, whoever you are... and if the porn was part of the gift, uh, thanks?