I’ve gotten a lot of questions about where I got Waffles. Besides his breeder information in the “About Waffles” page, here’s a recipe for your own waffles (ingredients pictured above):

23% racing stripe

14% otter whiskars

28% cute

1% turbo button

15% thirst of a camel

4% bunny feet

33% awkward laying stle

10% lazy ear blended with happy ear

45% love of upsidedown world

and a jar of peanutbutter to himself.