My Santa was incredibly generous, creative, and extremely cool because now she watches Twin Peaks. Speaking of Twin Peaks, my Santa drew references on all the presents wrappings. Just great. You are my favorite brand of gum and you are always in style.

I can't tell for sure if you can read minds across time-zones, but I'm starting to think you can. Because these gifts are just extraordinary. Absolutely wonderful in every way. I love them, is what I'm saying. That'll do, pig.

Did you know the Tsavo Lions are my favorite exhibit in the Field Museum?Because they are. The only explanation is psychic connection. (Also, Santa, I have quite a few friends who live in Chicago and visit often. I don't know if you can tell, but my picture for my Redditgifts profile is actually my reflection in The Bean!)

I could go on and on about my gifts. Instead, let me take you on an image journey....