This gift had me smiling ear to ear. Enclosed was a letter: "Hello Dragod. Included in this package is an assortment of things that are entirely necessary:

One (1) cardboard box, in fair condition.

The damninteresting.com book, "Alien Hand Syndrome."

A Hobo Tool. It includes a knife for shanking people and a can opener for all your can opening needs.

A continuity tester. Last year I spent months searching for one of these. Unlike other claimed "continuity testers" it supplies supplies power to the circuit and lights up when there is continuity. It is hours of fun!

A DVI cable. I may or may not be spying on your every move.

Three (3) bags of genuine Indiana air.

Delicious ramen. One is tonkotsu (pork), and the other is soy. Protip: Crack an egg in the water one minute before the ramen is done for an instant poached egg.

A crazy can of Japanese sardines.

Enjoy! RandomAvenger"

It also included a small rubber duck that squirts water.

I think my favorite parts of this are the bags of Indiana air and the cardboard box. Hours of fun!

Thanks, RandomAvenger.