Trainer, if I told you I was going to be the very best, like no one ever was, you'd probably tell me 'sit down, kid' and 'you're talking to the real #1'.

That's fine, I'm a stoner, I don't need to be #1.

What I do/did need was this here Poké Ball-grinder. It's pretty obvious that it'd exist thinking about it now, but damn, I hadn't thought of it then.

Thanks, Santa!