a) Investigating the President for any wrongdoing.

b) Investigating anyone in the President’s Administration for any wrongdoing.

c) Looking at the President in the eyes without asking permission.

d) Speaking to the President without first being spoken to.

e) Wearing my green tie even after the President has made it clear that my green tie looks dumb and should be thrown away.

f) Mouth-breathing.

g) Speaking to Congress under any circumstances.