Put a bow on the Chris Paul-era in Los Angeles. In fact, let’s just put a bow on the Clippers in general. Doc Rivers isn’t saving this shit…and neither is Austin Rivers — although he does get a bad rap.

But, man, it’s been a helluva ride. From the Vinny Del Negro days, all the way to the father-and-son-Rivers days, it was nice to see Billy Crystal happy for a few years.

CP3 landed in Los Angeles prior to the 2011–12 season, and honestly, those first couple teams were some of the most talented. Still, the Clippers were never able to escape the second round; which is probably a direct correlation to Paul’s actual leadership ability. I hate to say it, but I think Stephen Curry would have led at least one of those teams out of the semi-finals.

But we’re not trying to dump on Chris Paul or his banana boat, we just want to fill you in on the RIDICULOUSLY long list of notable teammates he had in LA. Some were past their prime, some never had a prime…all were awesome in one way or another and run out of town quickly.

(This list will exclude the core-group of Blake, DJ, JJ, and Jamal Crawford)

Let’s start from the top…

Reggie Evans (11–12)

Kenyon Martin (11–12)

Yeah, that’s the most bad-ass frontcourt you could assemble.

Mo Williams (11–12)

Randy Foye (11–12)

Eric Bledsoe (11–13)

Swaggy P (11–12)

Yeah…that happened.

Chauncey Billups (11–13)

Caron Butler (11–13)

Bobby Simmons (11–12)

Bobby Simmons won the 2005 Most Improved Player Award — wait, what?

Grant Hill (12–13)

Lamar Odom (12–13)

Ronny Turiaf (12–13)

Matt Barnes (12–14)

One of the 10,000 different NBA jerseys Barnes has worn.

Darren Collison (13–14)

Danny Granger (13–14)

Antawn Jamison (13–14)

Hedo Turkoglu (13–14)

Stephen Jackson (13–14)

Lots of Big-3 players on this list…

Glen ‘Big Baby’ Davis (13–15)

Jared Dudley (13–14)

Sasha Vujacic (13–14)

Two games, one smokin’ hot wife.

Austin Rivers (14-present)

Dahntay Jones (14–15)

Chris Douglas-Roberts (14–15)

Can’t mention CDR without a short-shorts picture…

Nate Robinson (14–15)

Spencer Hawes (14–15)

Josh Smith (15–16)

Jeff Green (15–16)

Wesley Johnson (15-present)

Paul Pierce (15–17)

Lance Stephenson (15–16)

My favorite of the random CP3 Clippers’ teammates.

Pablo Prigioni (15–16)

My 2nd favorite…

Raymond Felton (16–present)

Marreese Speights (16-present)

The list is crazy — All-Stars, Hall-of-Famers, Lottery Picks, Crazy People…How Chris Paul could never got this team out of the second-round is beyond me.

I have a feeling we might see a similar collection of talent join up with Houston — with the same result.