Go figure. The guy who, just this week, repeated an audience member’s assertion that Ted Cruz is “a p*ssy” wants Cruz to “clean up his act” — OR ELSE:

If @TedCruz doesn’t clean up his act, stop cheating, & doing negative ads, I have standing to sue him for not being a natural born citizen. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 12, 2016

That’s … well, that’s something.

https://twitter.com/originalYoni/status/698231682235822081

That guy’s not the only one who’s confused.

So, @gabrielmalor, do you want to try to make sense of this legal argument? https://t.co/KGMVWsJBmW — Peter Cook (@Slublog) February 12, 2016

so it's ok if he's a canadian as long as he cleans up his act? https://t.co/Y1MdhMJTPe — Ryan (@alwaysonoffense) February 12, 2016

Non sequitur of the day. https://t.co/5wODVUcajO — Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) February 12, 2016

.@realDonaldTrump You believe legal standing is only triggered if people persist in being mean to you? Does Trump U have a law school? — Popehat (@Popehat) February 12, 2016

@realDonaldTrump I've never met someone with less of a grip on reality than you, and I went to a special school. — Ted Shiress (@eccentricman87) February 12, 2016

@realDonaldTrump @tedcruz this literally makes no sense. you can't sue him for his citizenship (which is natural to the United States, btw) — MAKAYLA SOPHIA (@maksxph) February 12, 2016

As the probably most litigious guy ever, you'd think @realDonaldTrump would have a better handle on the law, by now. — McLizbuddie (@lizbuddie) February 12, 2016

Off of this tweet alone, I never want to hear a Trump supporter tell me he’s non-establishment and non-PC again. https://t.co/yFm1pz3nmZ — Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) February 12, 2016

@realDonaldTrump @tedcruz But if he does clean up his act, you don't have standing? #logic — Doria Biddle (@DoriaBiddle) February 12, 2016

IF THE WOMBATS DON'T STOP TRYING TO EAT THE ESCHATON, I'M GOING TO START SINGING THE COLOR YELLOW! https://t.co/KGMVWsJBmW — Peter Cook (@Slublog) February 12, 2016

I'm pretty sure none of those things give Trump standing, but sure, why not, nothing matters and we are all dust. https://t.co/rtT331mZzA — Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) February 12, 2016

And here I thought Bernie Sanders was the biggest idiot still running. https://t.co/tn4TBZq0Xl — Bob Owens (@bob_owens) February 12, 2016

To be fair, plenty of Trump’s supporters think he should make good on his threat:

@realDonaldTrump @DCuz1 @tedcruz Ted Cruz will never clean up his act ! Sue that Canadian weasel ! — Peter Prunski (@PeterPrunski) February 12, 2016

@tedcruz you have just been put on notice @realDonaldTrump We Stand with you… #MakeAmericaGreatAgain — Kathleen ❤ Freedom (@hillx123) February 12, 2016

@realDonaldTrump @tedcruz Sue him and make him unseal his birth records! I bet he's hiding the truth, most liars do. pic.twitter.com/heNV33lDq5 — Patricia (@Cali4evr2Arcuri) February 12, 2016

@realDonaldTrump @tedcruz Ohhh! We'd love to see that.Someone needs to teach this liar a lesson.He is not above the constitution. ??????? — JeffMontes (@JeffMontes5) February 12, 2016

@realDonaldTrump Expose the vile snake @tedcruz for what he is. — Buddy Blank (@aeonicsonic) February 12, 2016

@realDonaldTrump @tedcruz Please sue that cheating lying Canadian snake!! — MAGICAL NINJA (@MagicNinjadamus) February 12, 2016

@realDonaldTrump @tedcruz sue cruz sue cruz sue cruz – I know cruz – he's a snake in the pants — TRUMP USA (@MADE__USA) February 12, 2016

@realDonaldTrump @tedcruz THE #TrumpTrain would love you to do this! We don't want a fake evangelical Canadian as POTUS! SUE HIM! — Dr Hart (@ofccadjust) February 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/AuthorRJParker/status/698231732059971584

@shack4 @realDonaldTrump @tedcruz I agree, take the POS out. Sick and tired of that dude and his BS. — Chris Hagedorn (@SLPcamaroSS) February 12, 2016

You know, maybe it’s not such a bad idea after all. Could be kinda fun!

Please please please do this!! pic.twitter.com/HuGkrGUR6I — Colonel (@laurakfillault) February 12, 2016

Stop talking about, sack up, and do it. Unless you're, ya know… A PUSSY. https://t.co/qbdaet9PDw — T (@FirstTeamTommy) February 12, 2016