The obvious question tonight as news broke that Harvey Updyke is in the hospital is whether the Auburn tree poisoner was poisoned.

As you can see in Updyke’s Facebook update, he’s in bad shape tonight – his birthday. This news comes nearly a month after the state of Alabama announced it would seek $1.35 million in restitution from the convicted poisoner.

He can’t die now. Bama’s going for another BCS title.