It has been quite some time since I, Star Colonel Nicolai Malthus, have graced this website with my presence. Luckily for all you dezgra Inner Spheroid scum, I have returned. Rejoice! The Claws of the Falcon will soon tear apart this hive-mind and as your new leader, I will guarantee not only a pony to every child, but harsh slave labor to all felons and a brand new WHM-6R Warhammer to anyone bold and courageous enough to flock to my banner as bondsmen. Heavenly Father bless you all, and Heavenly Father bless America. Star Colonel Nicolai Malthus for President 2016!