man: well, i have a bag of cheese, a microwave, some other stuff and a lot of hunger man: time to make the best meal i am capable of, college style! *soon* man (looking at food he made): what the heck is this? man (eyes closed): i'll just bring it close to my mouth for a bite... man: nope, can't do it. i've changed my mind. man: i'm ordering pizza. everyday. forever.

once in college, i combined a cheese quesadilla with a can of chef boyardee beef ravioli and instantly regretted it. for some reason, every bite cause me to gag. so yes, don't do that.