Bowl games involve weird things, like football players eating tons of food and Frank Beamer dancing in a sombrero. But of those things, Louisville lineman Jamon Brown singing John Legend's "Ordinary People" at the Russell Athletic Bowl is the best thing we've seen.

I am male, and therefore was under the impression that it was physically impossible for me to get pregnant. However, I'm watching a 6'6, 350-pound man whose name is Spanish for ham singing the most romantic song ever, and I need an ambulance because I am about to give birth to triplets.

We'd like to preemptively apologize to John Legend for this video, because his supermodel wife is going to leave him for an offensive lineman. It's just going to happen, and there's nothing any of us can do to stop it.

Note: the picture we tagged this post with is Brown with a breast cancer ribbon shaved into his hair. LADIES THIS IS THE MOST CARING MAN ON THE PLANET.