leader: this polar bear club has lost its edge leader: is a cold lake in the middle of winter the best we can do? group member: uh... yes? leader: no! it isn't! leader: i got a great deal on some liquid nitrogen at CostCo leader (climbing diving board): so come on, guys! leader (doing a cannon ball): jump in! *splash* leader: whoa! this is cold. only true polar bear club members for this one