Re: Harry Potter Whore Emma Watson is a Dyke! - I HAVE PROOF! - 12-02-2012, 06:49 AM 12-02-2012, 06:49 AM FIRST OF ALL, I, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SELFLESS SERVICE TO THE LORD ABOVE.



SECONDLY, MACHO MAN IS PROUD TO SAY HE CONCURS WITH THIS. AS THE GREATEST INTERNATIONAL HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION THERE EVER WAS, I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO NOT BE GAY. THE BEAT NEVER STOPS, AND THE LINE IS STRAIGHT. BALANCED OR UNBALANCED, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS AS STRAIGHT AS A BOARD, YEAH.



THIRDLY, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE SPOKE TO JESUS, ONCE. HE SAID "There will be plenty time to celebrate, after claiming victory." SO, AS A FAITHFUL CHRISTIAN, I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TO GO TO EACH AND EVERY DOOR, EACH AND EVERY ONE. WITH THE SKY'S THE LIMIT, I BODY CHECKED, I SMASHED, I DEMOLISHED EACH AND EVERY LITTLE GRAIN OF SAND THAT THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY PROVIDED ME AS AN OPPONENT. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I CHOKED, MAIMED AND SLASHED THROUGH EVERY STRAIGHT MEMBER OF THAT NEIGHBORHOOD, TOO. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE JESUS TOLD ME TOO. I WREAKED HAVOC IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD, YEAH. BECAUSE, IN THE END, IT WILL BE ME, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE, AND AN ARMY OF ANGELS, STANDING BETWEEN THE SINNERS AND THE GATES OF HEAVEN, YEAH.