***This is the Reddit Vote Winner! ***

The winning vote of my Reddit contest decided on this scenario:

"You are Pirate Queen Boobarosa, sexy scourge of the seven seas. For many long years, you and your loyal crew have been afflicted by a terrible curse - try as you might, you cannot achieve orgasm! After torturous years at sea spent searching for a cure, you have stumbled upon an old prophecy:"If an aching lust - Afflicts ye crew loyal - Ye have a terrible need - And yer loins are a' boil - Seek a blacksmith's *** - The boy from Port Royal - Imbibe his last virgin seed - And thus ends yer toil"With this knowledge you set out and attack Port Royal; during the raid you capture the *** of the town's most prominent blacksmith and steal him away aboard your mighty ship, for a night of boat-rocking and curse-lifting"