



In case you’ve been vacationing on Pluto and were unaware, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is being accused of tryin’ ta sorta do somethin’-somethin’ to a woman in the early 1980s when he was 17 and she was 15.

Did he do it? Don’t know. Wasn’t there.

Personally, I have no pit bull in this Rape Game. His guilt or innocence should have been determined way back in the early 1980s by a court of law, but his alleged victim is a patient woman who decided to wait about three and a half decades before saying anything publicly.

Both Kavanaugh and his accuser, a weepy, lumpy-faced gal named Christina Blasey Ford, are white. You would notice that immediately upon seeing them. But although the accuser and accused are both white, I don’t see any evidence of either one of them making a point of it.

Beyond that, I don’t see how it’s relevant. As we all know, people of all colors can rape and get raped. That’s part of the core meaning of equality. In times of war, the winning side tends to rape the losing side’s women. In many cases, war is based upon ethnic divisions. But since both parties here are white, it’s hard to see race as a motivating factor in whether or not he aggressively tugged at her panties lo, all those years ago.

Don’t try telling that to our cultural experts in the media. Judging from their leap to judgment, Brett Kavanaugh is a white male rapist who rapes because white men are rapists who feel it’s their God-given right to rape, and their God is white in case you were wondering.

If you think I’m overstating things, choke on this thick, veiny text block:

To his immense credit, the normally somnolent closeted homosexual Lindsey Graham noted the unhinged white-bashing:

I’m a single white male from South Carolina, and I’m told I should just shut up, but I will not shut up.

For his part, Kavanaugh said the weeklong National Rape Crisis had nothing to with being white and everything to do with the fact that the Democrats are seeking blood vengeance for his aggressive probing of President Bill Clinton for being a serial perv.

Back when Judge Clarence Thomas—a black dude—was being grilled by Congress about whether he did or didn’t harass a black woman named Anita Hill by making tacky office chitchat about Long Dong Silver porn videos, I don’t remember the press making race an issue. It was Thomas himself who made it an issue:

From my standpoint, as a black American, as far as I’m concerned, it is a high-tech lynching for uppity blacks who in any way deign to think for themselves.

I doubt that Democrats went after Thomas for being black. I sense they went after him for being a black Republican.

But since the press seems so keen to harp on the idea of white male rapists, I feel compelled to note that according to government statistics, white males have a lot of catching up to do with other races when it comes to the sordid art of sexual assault. And if interracial rape were the Kentucky Derby, these sad white steeds have barely left the starting gate.