Using I.E. tends to cause a special type of exploit that results in an extra 23rd chromosome being created by the process. Such a degenerate choice in web browsers results in slow operations of your browser, and many errors reading websites, and anything else that needs to be read. I.E. Users tend to resort to angry outbursts when confronted about their shitty choice in web browsers.

I.E. steals features from other browsers in much the same way that Chris Chan steals talent from other artists. I.E. tends to be very slow; so do its users. I.E. crashes and can't understand correct HTML, just like it's users can't understand ambiguous language use. You need to find another browser to use--prolonged use of I.E tends to cause irreversible brain damage.

