

Opening Subtitles





Every Futurama episode starts with a unique on-screen subtitle when the Planet Express ship flies through the Futurama logo. And these they are:



[1ACV01] IN COLOR

[1ACV02] IN HYPNO-VISION

[1ACV03] AS SEEN ON TV

[1ACV04] presented in BC [Brain Control] where available

[1ACV05] Featuring GRATIOUS ALIEN NUDITY

[1ACV06] LOADING..

[1ACV07] PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK)

[1ACV08] Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by ROBOTANY 500

[1ACV09] Condemned by the Space Pope

[1ACV10] Filmed On Location

[1ACV11] Transmitido en Martian en SAP

[1ACV12] -=PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH=-

[1ACV13] LIVE FROM OMICRON PERSEI 8

[2ACV01] MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS

[2ACV02] >>NOT Y3K COMPLIANT<<

[2ACV03] FROM THE MAKERS OF FUTURAMA

[2ACV04] Based on a true Story

[2ACV05] From the network that brought you "The Simpsons"

[2ACV06] Not Based On the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper

[2ACV07] THE SHOW THAT WATCHES BACK

[2ACV08] Nominated For Three Glemmys

[2ACV09] This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen

[2ACV10] COMING SOON TO AN ILLEGAL DVD

[2ACV11] As Foretold by Nostradamus

[2ACV12] A Stern Warning of Things to Come

[2ACV13] SIMULCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FILLINGS

[2ACV14] LARVA-TESTED, PUPA-APPROVED

[2ACV15] FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY

[2ACV16] PAINSTACKINGLY DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE

[2ACV17] TOUCH EYEBALLS TO SCREEN FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY

[2ACV18] SMELL-O-VISION USERS INSERT NOSTRIL TUBES NOW

[2ACV19] Not a Substitute for Human Interaction

[3ACV01] Secreted by the Comedy Bee

[3ACV02] IF NOT ENTERTAINING; WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN

[3ACV04] BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN THE FUTURE

[3ACV05] Now With Chucklelin

[3ACV06] TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES

[3ACV07] 80% ENTERTAINMENT BY VOLUME

[3ACV08] DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES

[3ACV09] PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG

[3ACV11] Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke

[3ACV13] FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL

[3ACV14] FOR PROPER VIEWING, TAKE RED PILL NOW

[3ACV15] NO HUMANS WHERE PROBED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE

[3ACV19] FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA

[3ACV03] THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS

[3ACV18] Hey, TiVo! Suggest THIS!

[4ACV03] WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK!

[4ACV02] IT'S LIKE 'HEE HAW' WITH LASERS

[3ACV10] KRAFTED WITH LUV BY MONSTERS

[3ACV17] PSST... BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW

[3ACV20] PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS

[3ACV21] LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT

[3ACV16] SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE

[3ACV22] IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED INDUCE VOMITING

[4ACV11] WHERE NO FAN HAS GONE BEFORE

[4ACV08] KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY RATS

[4ACV07] NOT AFFILIATED WITH FUTURAMA BRASS KNUCKLE CO.

[3ACV12] Any Resemblance to actual Robots would be really cool

[4ACV05] OR IS IT?

[4ACV01] BIGFOOT'S CHOICE

[4ACV04] Soon to be a major religion

[4ACV09] NOW INTERACTIVE! Joystick controls Fry's left ear

[4ACV10] Dancing Space Potatoes? You Bet!

[4ACV12] A by-product of the TV industry

[4ACV15] BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE

[4ACV16] VOTED "BEST"

[4ACV17] (AL1) THANKS FOR WATCHING, FUTURAMA SLAVE ARMY!

[4ACV13] Too Hot for Radio

[4ACV14] You can't prove it won't happen

[4ACV06] Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999

[4ACV18] See you on some other channel

