During his historic address to a joint session of Congress last week, President Obama announced that his $447 billion Stimulus Jr. "jobs" bill "will be paid for." How? By asking Congress to pay for it!

We thought this was a great idea, so we wrote our congressman and asked her to increase the amount from $1,947,000,000,000 to $1,947,000,500,000. There, now our apartment is paid for!

We...