After collecting all of Frank Underwood's funniest idioms, metaphors and dramatically over-written lines from season one of "House Of Cards," we just knew we had to take a crack at season 2.

Now that you've all had some time to watch the second season, sit back and take in our second video highlighting Frank Underwood's hilariously ornate way of speaking about politics and his love of breaking the fourth wall. Just try not to laugh too hard when Kevin Spacey says "Every kitten grows up to be a cat" with a straight face.