Tough times are in stock for Amazon founder Jeff Bezos following his recent divorce. The settlement has made his now ex wife, Mackenzie Bezos the richest woman in the world, being entitled to a significant amount of his fourtune.

After finalizing the divorce, expenses are now being cut down for Bezos. Insider reports say that $100 bills are no longer being used as toilet paper in Jeff’s private bathrooms at the Bezos compound. Wipping his buttocks was a fairly expensive task for the worlds wealthiest man. The $100 bills contained high quality scented fragrances and daily motivational quotes hand picked by his head of staff each day.

Along with his toilet paper, Bezos had to cut some of his upcoming projects. All assets were sold off from his DNA altering startup company turning exotic zebras into unicorns and construction has been halted on his golden olympic sized swimming pool he allegedly was to fill with caviar.

In 1994 Bezos founded Amazon, a small online book store out of his garage and built it into the billion dollar empire that it is today. Today as the worlds richest man Bezos enjoys his wealth however the luxury of wiping his tush with $100 bills is now something he will have to live without.