Apparently, rugby rising star Tyrese Johnson-Fisher possesses an assortment of cheat codes his under-15 competition just isn't privy to.

That's the only way to explain how the 15-year-old Oakham center turned a recent outing into a game of can't touch this during a scintillating performance that propelled his team to its first NatWest Schools Cup (England) in 10 years. Johnson-Fisher scored four tries in the clip using a combination of seemingly unlimited turbo and a vicious truck-stick hit around the :38-second mark -- the type of attributes that would have high school football coaches salivating if he were to transition to the gridiron.

Check out Johnson-Fisher's insane highlights and be happy you're not sharing a field with this runaway freight train.

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