A perverted 70-year-old Florida man was arrested for allegedly impregnating a 13-year-old girl — who showed up at the hospital saying she thought she was constipated, according to a new report.

Renaud Jerome, of Boca Raton, was charged with three counts of sexual activity with a child and one count of impregnating a child, the Miami Herald reported.

The teen arrived at the North Broward Medical Center in Pompano Beach around 11 a.m. Friday complaining of pain, according to a Boca Raton police report obtained by the outlet.

A medical exam determined that she was 14 weeks pregnant, so doctors called the Florida Department of Children and Families and the Broward County Sheriff’s Office, according to the report.

The teen told investigators Jerome “would touch her and have sex with her” and was the father of the child, the report reveals. It indicates that the two appeared to live in the same home, but it does not identify their relationship or who else lived there.

Boca Raton police arrived and spoke to Jerome, who only speaks Creole, through a translator — and he claimed he sometimes cared for the girl, authorities told the paper.

“Jerome stated that within the last couple of months he has had consensual vaginal intercourse with [redacted] three times,” police said. “Jerome stated that [redacted] was interested in him more than he was interested in her and never forced her to do anything.”

Jerome is being held without bond at the Palm Beach County Jail, the Panama City News Herald reported. He’s required not to have any contact with the teen or anyone under 18, according to the report.