To those who regularly chant: “Is this a library?” Chelsea fans can finally whisper back “yes” thanks to Herzog & de Meuron’s new radical library design that offers a unique green recreational space in the centre.

In a last ditch attempt to educate the West London underclass, Swiss duo, Herzog & de Meuron could well be the capital’s saviour. The library will boast a record number of “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” book, with publisher, Hamish Hamilton having to invest in extra printed editions courtesy of the spike in demand.

The illiterate classic: “Where’s Wally” will not be available as this proved too confusing for fans at the current library, a notable example being when Jose Mourinho left for the dressing room early on multiple occasions to try and find the lesser-spotted Wally. Some say he is still looking.

The library will also feature much of Chelsea FC’s history, something which many fans are unaware of. Picture books showing the team playing in Second Division are expected to be a shock to many who have never seen their team drop below fifth until this year.

As testament to the clubs history, Didier Drogba has been buried along with his career underneath the recreation space, a feature that will humble many.

“It will be a majestic sight,” said Mourinho. “I am there all the time, hoping he will save us unlike Frank, who has travelled to New York to live out his final days in complete anonymity and will die there, alone and forgotten, in a back alley.”

In preparation for the growing number of visitors and to keep people moving, Herzog & de Meuron cleverly employed adding a Diego Costa to popular corridors of circulation to elbow people along.

Infrastructure in fact is a huge part of the design say the architects. Transport to and from the library can easily be made via the Chelsea bus, which leaves daily from Barcelona via Munich.

Mourinho though has slammed one aspect of the design which features “Caution! Hazard!” signs apparently purposely placed right by “EXIT, way out” floor markings.

Mourinho also criticised the lack of a self-destruct button for when he leaves as library manager. “It’s good, but it’s not quite Carling©” he went on to add.

Included within the design is an extensive shop where each customer will receive a free Kezman. Finally, a generous free tour of the library will also be available after which viewers will be urged to donate to Adrian Mutu’s legal costs.