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Rat: Have you ever noticed how everyone's Christmas card is now a photo of their family on some exotic vacation. As if to say, 'My family did THIS this year and yours did not'? Goat: So? Rat: So I did one of those cards myself this year. Here, have a look. "Merry Christmas from my #$%&$#& backyard." Rat: Compete with that, safari-taking yuppies! Goat: Mow your lawn.