Person who sits next to you on the bus for all of tour. Highly desirable qualities include cuddling expertise, cleanliness, conversation skills, magnificence of bus snack supplies and willingness to share said snacks.



Seat partners are the best to talk to in the middle of the night as your head explodes in a cyclone of emotions. They’ll dry your tears when you’ve had a rough day. They’ll always have a shoulder for you to lean on when you just want to chill.



Your seat partner may very well be the best friend you have on tour. Don’t hesitate to show your affection. Pick them some flowers at rest stop. Bake them a cake out of crumbled poptarts, fruit rollups, granola bars, and a hot sidewalk. Offer to fill their water jug for a block and fill it with their favorite Gatorade color. Share the love, for your seat partner is a very special person.