Ladies, meet Ihor Stetkewycz of the Warren Stetkewyczs. Ihor is a real charmer.

"You don’t have to ask me, and I don’t take no orders from no woman by the way. By the way, I don’t take no orders from no women," Ihor explained when WXYZ’s Tara Edwards asked him why he dumped a load of scrap wood on a Detroit street.

I know what you’re thinking, gals: Is this tall drink of water single? No idea, but let’s just go ahead and assume Ihor remains a man alone.

Ever the gallant gent, Ihor promised to clean up his mess. But not because some dame told him to, Ihor Stetkewycz isn’t going to be pushed around by this trollop who should be at home making babies and cooking dinner instead of running the streets playing lady reporter.

Chicks, man, am I right?

“I live in Warren and I’m cleaning up Detroit,” this Don Juan of Macomb County said. “Go figure that one out.”

Boy howdy, there’s a brainteaser. Maybe, and I’m just spit balling here, but maybe Ihor has to clean up Detroit because he made the freaking mess in Detroit.

In truth, Ihor cleaned up nothing. A forestry department crew had to remove his discarded pile of scrap wood from the street where he left it.

Because Ihor Stetkewycz is a real man who puts women in their place and expects the taxpayers to clean up his mess.

Stay classy, bro. -- JTW

UPDATE: The man from Mars is taken into custody over indecent exposure and other charges. Who would have thought this guy (allegedly) has a pervy side?

His excuse? "My mom bought me pants that were ten sizes too big for me." Hey, good luck with that.