× Make your TwitLonger posts ad-free For just £1 a month, you can support TwitLonger directly and remove ads from your posts

Click here to make your TwitLonger posts ad-free.

After the game ended, Clearlove was reminded of something by the Lee Sin’s movements. An epiphany! “No more tricks, LOVELIN!” ITZ’s jungler Revolta has no choice but to remove his mask – it was Lovelin all along! Clearlove’s face paled as he thought back to Lovelin’s famous declaration: “Clearlove doesn’t know how to jungle.” [1] At the same time, Clearlove gave the matter some more thought and realized that this Mid tockers is very reminiscent of the Syndra who solo killed Faker! “Didn’t expect this, did you Clearlove?!” Cool also takes off his mask. Clearlove is stunned. “Don’t tell me…this Top laner ‘Yang’…is actually…Xi-?” [3] Before he could finish, Gogoing couldn’t resist taking off his mask as well. The hint of a bulge between Micao’s legs seems to hint the bot lane combination is actually San and Cloud. [4] OMG! OMG! The 59e fans [5] in the audience cheered in unision.



But suddenly, Clearlove gave a smirk and a sneer. “Seems like Fzzf was right!” Surprised and confused, the members of OMG glanced over. My god! Pawn’s face suddenly split to reveal a nose. “I guess it’s time for some fresh air,” Misaya said coolly. [6] At this time, two others also stepped up from behind . It’s Caomei and Weixiao, kicking Deft and Mouse aside. They were only pretending to retire this whole time!! [7] Fzzf, from below the Meiko-mask, laughs and says: “We’ve been planning for 3 years, it’s finally time.”



But before anyone could react, Xiaohu suddenly smashes a monitor, stands up, and shouts “Do you know who the fuck I am? Lo Pun Wai!! [8] You think I can’t rape all you shitter Euros and NA?!” [9] Everyone on RNG also takes off their masks – it was the legendary Whipping Man Lucky [10] and all of the old Royal! Turns out everything was part of Aaron’s conspiracy. [11]The crowd erupts. WE WE! OMG OMG!... The crowd sings Light of the Planet in unison. [12] All 174e fans orgasm. [13] The three Galactic Squads [14]come together, shakes hands, and make peace, and together, hand-in-hand, achieves the Ro16 dream. Congraulations WE, congratulations OMG, congratulations old Royal.



If you didn’t cry you’re not Chinese! [15]



Translator’s note/context:



It’s hard to impress upon western fans the erstwhile popularity of WE circa 2012 – 2013 and OMG circa 2013 – 2014. I’m talking TSM/Fnatic combined x10. On Tieba (Chinese 4chan/Reddit hybrid) there’s a common “genre” of copypastas that play on the theme of “everyone is actually WE/OMG in disguise” because of how popular they were. In spirit it’s akin to the “Did SKT/Fnatic qualify for worlds yet?” memes. There’s usually extremely high meme density in these posts.



1. Cool once stated in an interview that Lovelin thinks Clearlove is a shitty jungler. This became a meme since EDG generally dominated OMg, and Clearlove maintained a generally high level of play domestically while Lovelin faded to the wayside.

2. Cool vs. Faker at Worlds. Syndra/Orianna can both be referred to as “Ball Girl” in Chinese.

3. Xiyang.

4. See: http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/484077-chinese-player-names-nicknames-and-origins for the entry on San. Click at your own risk: http://www.liquidlegends.net/staff/CarnivorousSheep/ChineseNicknames/sandadiao.jpg

5. The joke was everyone in China was a WE fan, so 60e, slang for 6 billion (China’s population), is used to refer to WE “fangays.” OMg, as the successor, gets the almost as illustrious 5.9 billion, or 59e.

6. Misaya gets made fun of for his big nose. He’s called Big Nose, Noseman, etc. often in slang.

7. More of a Dota meme where Chinese pros “retire” before coming back for The International.

8. Whitezz, old S3 Royal finalist midlaner. Currently owns IMay.

9. Hard to translate, but the original Chinese was an amalgamation of Whitezz’s “catchphrase” flames.

10. Also difficult to translate. The original Chinese literally translates to “Pot Holding” “Man” [in the superhero sense; i.e. Spider Man]. “Pot Holding” is Chinese slang for taking the blame, so a whipping boy, which Lucky did for his lackluster Elise performance in S3 Finals. He is called “Spider Man” mockingly often.

11. EDG’s Aaron has some messy history with World Elite/EDG formation, and is generally referred to as Sima, which is like a Chinese Machiavelli figure.

12. OMG made a music video/song once called Light of the Planet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wtmIyFB0To For a while OMG, while having lackluster results, was involved in a lot of media/film/music projects, and it was often used to flame the team.

13. 60e (WE) + 59e (OMG) + 55e (EDG).

14. Antifans would mockingly call WE/OMG/EDG names like “Undefeatable Galactic Fleet” or “Supreme universal squad” or other variants.

15. Chinese internet slang, usually sarcastic.



Original:

赛后，厂长突然想起了盲僧熟悉的脚法，恍然大悟：别装了辣舞林！itz打野revolta无奈只好摘下面具，竟然是灵药！厂长脸色大变，想起了辣舞林“厂长不会打野”。正是这时，厂长细思意识到，这个中单tockers，像极了那个单杀faker的球女！“没想到吧 明凯！”cool也摘下面具！ 明凯大惊失色：“难道上单Yang是Xiyang…”话没说完，gogoing也忍不住摘下了面具。Micao下体的帐篷似乎也暗示了自己下路组合是伞皇和诺夏的事实。omg！omg！现场的59e集体欢呼。不料明凯一声冷笑：看来卷毛说的没错啊！OMG众人十分诧异，望了过去，天啊，胖的脸上突然裂开出现一个鼻子：是时候出来透透气了。若风酷酷的说道。这时，从后面突然走上2个人，原来是草莓和微笑，他们踢开德芙特和耗子，他们只是假装退役！！meiko面具下的卷毛哈哈一笑，道：计划3年了，是时候了。说时迟那是快，小虎一脚把屏幕踢碎，仰天长啸，我卢本伟不日了你们这帮欧美捞比的血妈！rng的众人也纷纷撕下面具。竟然是一代背锅侠Lucky和老皇族众人！原来这一切都是司马布的阴毛。现场又沸腾了。WE WE OMG OMG……全场粉丝热唱星球之光，174e粉丝都高潮了，三大天团互相拥抱在一起，握手言和辣 ，最终携手止步16强，恭喜WE，恭喜OMG，恭喜老皇族，不哭不是中国人！！！



Reply · Report Post