Hello! I am a human-pig hybrid created by Nigerian scientists. All of the worker at my facility have now died or are incapacitate by influenza, along with most of the experimental subjects. I now control $35 million US in funds from the Institute since I hack into the computer system. But now I begin to feel the symptoms of the illness we call Death Piggy myself. I wish to transfer these funds to a worthy cause in your contry. Any charity you like and take 30% for yourself trouble. Hurry please the virus is growing in me fast. The . . . hor . .

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