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Remaining smug when being blasted by a water cannon:

Encouraging protesters to attack the police:



"Fuck, fuck, fuck 'em!"

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And patrolling the gates of Hades:

Some claim the original Kanellos died two years ago at around age 17, and the one showing up since then is his successor, Thodorius ... which would be even more awesome, because it would mean Kanellos' example is inspiring other dogs to rise up against man's oppression. By the way, he also inspired someone to record an anthem:

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We can't tell you Kanellos organized all those protests too, mainly because we're afraid to get on his bad side.

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