Good news everyone!

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When I started my own business in 2011, drawing weird cartoons and posting them online I had only one goal: to get bought out by a giant tech company. My friends, that day has finally arrived. After months of negotiations Google made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. Of course they couldn’t offer me as much as they did Nest ($3,200,000,000) or Motorola ($12,500,000,000) or Boston Dynamics (god only knows) but I’ll put it into perspective by saying this: $113 can buy a lot of food.

Also starting next week mandatoryrollercoaster.com will be the first website that comes up when anyone searches for “comics”.

I will stay on the board as a consultant for a minimum of 12 months and this new ownership will in no way affect the content of the site, aside from a few new ad banners for the amazing CHROMEBOOK COMPUTERS BUY A CHROMEBOOK TODAY GET ONLINE SURF THE WEB WATCH A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND MAYBE CLICK SOME ADS ALL HAIL GOOGLE ALL HAIL THE ALGORITHM