



Rev Peter Mullen is chaplain to the London Stock Exchange (I don't know why a stock exchange needs a chaplain but I imagine there's lots of praying going on there right about now).

He also has a blog (Google cache here), where he posts solutions to "problems" that would make the one-eye veil Saudi cleric proud:

It is time that religious believers began to recommend specific utilitarian discouragements of homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets: Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS.

Rev Mullen now says the post is a "light-hearted joke."

Gay men should be forced to have 'health warning' tattoos, says Stock Exchange chaplain