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A horny “couple” were caught having drunken sex — right outside a Florida police station, according to reports.

Gary Hill and Crystal Frances were “actively engaging in sexual intercourse” when officers found them just steps outside their own police HQ in Key West, according to NBC Miami.

“I’m horny,” Hill, 46, told cops, according to the police report. “She was giving it up to me right then and there.”

Arresting officer Brian Leary said he found Hill with his “shorts down around his ankles” and his female companion wearing no pants or underwear, with a half-empty bottle of vodka beside them.

“I asked both parties what they were doing. Hill said, ‘It was a Key West moment,'” the officer wrote in his report, according to The Smoking Gun.

Hill was arrested and faces a charge of lewd and lascivious/indecent exposure and having sex in public.

Frances was so intoxicated that police took her to the hospital with officers planning a warrant for her arrest when she was fit to be interviewed, according to the police report.