6/27/12 6:05AM

“No, you can’t be a dinosaur. I didn’t mean anything anything.”

What better way to honour American Independence Day than a comic celebrating the American Dream? Note the ‘u’ added for bonus irony. And if your hometown, like mine, eschews day-of firework displays in some penny-pinching tactic, remember the internet is always there for you. With videos of people worse off than you.

U! S! A! WOOOOO!

-Jesse