If OJ Simpson’s Ford Bronco and Robert Kardashian’s oversized suits aren’t lighting the fire of ‘90s nostalgia for you, then it’s time to ditch the courtroom dramas of the “The People Vs OJ Simpson” for the dance-floor antics of the upcoming “I Love the ’90s” tour.

The hip-hop themed tour kicks off on April 15 in South Carolina and runs throughout the entire summer, bringing together Vanilla Ice, Salt-N-Pepa, Coolio, Color Me Badd, All-4-One, Tone Loc and more on one stage. Reebok Pump sneakers, hypercolor t-shirts and lessons on how to do the Running Man dance are not included in the ticket price.

If you think this looks like a cynical cash grab from former stars now facing hard times, you might be surprised. Here’s a quick breakdown of how the main acts have fared over the years.

Salt-N-Pepa



Not only was the Queens group a hit machine back in the day, they pushed plenty of boundaries and buttons too. It seems quaint now, but their provocative 1991 hit “Let’s Talk About Sex” gave radio programmers palpitations. After selling millions of albums, TV shows and a recent Geico commercial has kept their stock high. In 2011, the combined worth of Salt (Cheryl James) and Pepa (Sandra Denton) was estimated at closed to $30 million.

Vanilla Ice

Ice’s 1990 major label album “To the Extreme” was a stone-cold phenomenon, selling 15 million copies. And at his peak, he was famous enough to date Madonna. His music career famously sank, but the “Ice Ice Baby” rapper (real name, Robert Van Winkle) has kept himself afloat nicely with his knack for home improvement, as seen on the reality show “The Vanilla Ice Project,” and now has an estimated net worth of $18 million. Don’t hate him because he’s got more money than you.

Coolio

Because of the omnipresence of the multi-million selling single “Gangsta’s Paradise” in 1995, it’s often forgotten that Coolio did have a couple of other big hits, including “1, 2, 3, 4, (Sumpin’ New)” and “Fantastic Voyage.” These days, he makes his living in the kitchen, thanks to his web series “Cookin’ With Coolio” which was recently turned into a book. Online estimates suggest his worth is well under $1 million, so the “I Love the ’90s” tour will probably keep Chef Coolio’s pantry nicely stocked for a little longer.