Why do i have to do this -- there's so much going on that I'd rather do than **this**. Fine. Alright -- my name is Chelsea Weaver; i'm sorta a big deal around here, like I control this whole place! it's pretty awesome... though I'm not entirely sure how i got... Oh! Did i show you what I can do? It's pretty awesome, you know. I can just do it whenever I like! Michael didn't like it much... but that's not really a big deal if you ask me. He's usually a big smelly butthole to me. What are you trying to say? No, no, don't talk; Just say it! Ah, you don't understand anyway.

