Doctor: Hello, Mr. Phillips. The nurse said you're smelling double? Mr. Phillips: Yea well, I got two nostrils, don't I? Doctor: Hmm... yes. Doctor: I see you're a rebellious cool guy. Mr. Phillips: Yea well, my collar's popped, ain't it? Doctor: Exactly. Doctor: Tell me: how many bananas do you smell? Mr. Phillips: Hmph. (Mr. Phillips looks nervous) Mr. Phillips: I NEVER LEARNED TO SMELL!! Doctor: I know. I knew all along.

A rebel without a schnoz?