St. Louis "PARTY BOY" Kenbob Coil eats mushrooms and breaks into St. Louis Zoo

Saturday 19 September 68494 Shares

Longtime St. Louis local Kenbob Coil age 37 was caught Wednesday morning at 3a.m. high on illegal hallucinagetic mushrooms and swimming naked with the polar bears at the St. Louis Zoo. Police were called to the intersection of Hampton and Park ave by three seperate party's who all told 911dispatch they witnessed a naked white male covered in tattoos running northbound on Hampton ave towards Forrest Park yelling repeatedly "Lookout folks Norman the Polar bear stole my moondust!" By the time St. Louis City officers found Kenbob Coil (AKA) PARTYBOY he was stark naked in the Polar Bears den swimming with the deadly animals while throwing stolen Snickers bars at the penguins. After being taxed by the responding officers for not complying Kenbob was brought to Barnes hospital on kingshwy where after 14 hours of being strapped down he admitted to police he always wanted to do drugs with Zoo animals and throw candy around while admiring his hot chiseled naked body.



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