1. *THINGY *(thing-ee) n.

Female......Any part under a car's hood.

Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. *VULNERABLE *(vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male........Playing football without a cup.



3. *COMMUNICATION* (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.



4. *COMMITMENT* (ko-mit-ment) n

Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.



5*. ENTERTAINMENT *(en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.

Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.



6. *FLATULENCE* (flach-u-lens) n.

Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.

Male........A source of entertainment, self-expression male bonding.



7. *MAKING LOVE* (may-king luv) n.

Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex.



8. *REMOTE CONTROL* (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male.........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.