So i received a t-shirt awesome town, from a gentleman in sweden who didn't give his username...

Text on the shirt; "I used to have to wear a tie for school and have naturally been able to tie one since i was FUCKING 11. I used to walk longer than a GOD DAMN mile (THATS 1.6KILOMETERS BITCH) and did so at a speed of 4 FREAKING mph! And of top of all that the mini i used to own had so much speed in it i had to put BRICKS in front of it to keep it from racing away. Draw your own conclusions." Followed by a picture of my old mini with the license plate changed to my username.

I read it at first and thought it was a cool shirt, and had a photo of my car with my username on the license plate, pretty awesome. It was when i showed it to my mother who read it aloud that i realised....these are my comments, altered slightly, so some good detective / stalking effort was put in. I don't think the comment about the bricks infront of my car is mine, but it made me smile!

Comments here(in order) http://www.reddit.com/r/happy/comments/bf1qp/right_now_i_am_wearing_a_tshirt_and_a_tie/c0mh15o http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c7k0r/im_a_punctual_person_is_it_wrong_for_me_to_be/c0qo4f0 http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/cqu4x/dog_on_a_minis_copassenger_seat/c0uma4c