​Rule No. 1 as a well-known athlete: Do not slide to a former porn star's DMs, especially when it's Mia Khalifa.





Current Broncos ​quarterback Chad Kelly learned the ​hard way, and now it's Cubs catcher Willson Contreras' turn. Contreras DMed Khalifa early in August and didn't stop, even after she responded with a dismissive, "Bye."





The only logical choice? Roast the man on Twitter. Khalifa, who has over 1.8 million followers on the platform, had no problem posting the DMs to just about everyone.





Cubbies, your man's is wandering around left field. Can you come get him? @Cubs pic.twitter.com/7kdtGGb5jR — Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 5, 2017





Not a great look for the 25-year-old, but hey, shooters shoot, right? ​​At least this isn't a mid-game Pablo Sandoval situation, it would seem; that first one from 8/4 is from...basically right after the Cubs wrapped up a game with the Nats at Wrigley, one in which Contreras participated.





I can't really defend Contreras much, considering he didn't have much smooth talk. Saying "good morning" and "good afternoon" is probably not the best way to pick up someone on Twitter. He'll surely get a lot of slack in the Cubs locker room for the rest of the season.





Maybe we are being a bit harsh on Contreras. He has been on the disabled list with a hamstring injury since last month. Maybe he was just looking for a friend in his free time?





Since when is making new friends a bad thing? — Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 5, 2017





The Cubs hope Contreras will only be focused on baseball once he returns to the field. With a 3.5 game lead in the NL Central, the Cubs are looking to continue their final push into the postseason.





And into nothing else.