Donald Trump just can’t believe that nobody’s talking about how Ted Cruz’s father was somehow involved in the assassination of John F. Kennedy.

“Nobody even brings it up!”

Fortunately, Trump is here to set the record straight.

The only surprise is that we’re still able to be surprised.

“I mean, what was he doing with Lee Harvey Oswald shortly before the death? Before the shooting,” Trump said during a phone interview with Fox News. “It’s just horrible.”

It starts getting really thick around the 5:10 mark:

The allegation follows a National Enquirer story last month that claimed to have “disturbing photographic evidence that was buried in secret U.S. government files, with Rafael Cruz, now 77, palling around with the man who murdered America’s 35th president!”

A Cruz spokesperson referred to it as “another garbage story in a tabloid full of garbage.”

Cruz, himself, had a slightly different take.

While he told ABC News Trump is a “pathological liar,” he also admitted that “my dad killed JFK, he is secretly Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa is buried in his backyard.”

Cruz wasn’t the only one having fun with this one.

The Internet is going to miss this presidential race, and the ample fodder for ridicule it has given us. Here’s just a sampling of the feedback from the latest doozy:

And with that...