Very few horror television shows have permeated the pop culture collective quite like the award-winning Tales from the Crypt. Based on the 1950s EC Comics of the same name, this HBO anthology series ran for seven seasons, spawning two spinoff feature films, a Saturday morning cartoon, a kid’s game show, a radio series, and numerous albums.

Premiering 30 years ago on June 10, 1989, Tales from the Crypt delivered tales of the macabre via iconic horror host the Crypt Keeper, a tiny decayed man with long hair and a sardonic sense of humor. Voiced memorably by John Kassir and brought to life by multiple puppeteers, the Crypt Keeper delivered morbid puns from the bowels of the spooky mansion to intro each episode’s tale. Danny Elfman’s theme, played over television’s best opening sequence, got stuck in our heads immediately.

The premium channel meant there weren’t a lot of restrictions when it came to gore, sex, and language, and the anthology format and series’ popularity meant no shortage of A-list talent was pulled in to write, direct, and star. While there’s been numerous attempts to reboot the series in recent years, it’s difficult to imagine anything could replace the charming, twisted anthology series that revolved around irony, karma, and plot twists- if you want to learn how to foreshadow, Tales from the Crypt makes for the best teacher – or that any future iterations could capture what Kassir and the countless special effects artists and puppeteers brought to the Crypt Keeper. There’s always room for more anthology horror, but few capture our hearts quite like Tales from the Crypt did in its seven-year run.

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of its premiere, we look back at the most gruesome episodes this series had to offer.

“And All Through the House”

It’s impossible to go through any list of Tales from the Crypt episodes without mentioning this seminal season 1 episode that carried over from the 1972 film. Penned by Fred Dekker (Night of the Creeps, The Monster Squad) and directed by Robert Zemeckis (Back to the Future, Death Becomes Her), it ups the gore and intensity of the story over its movie counterpart at every turn. Larry Drake stars as the escaped mental patient dressed as Santa Claus, one who has a penchant for murdering women. It’s Santa versus a husband-killer in this brutal night of yuletide terror.

“What’s Cookin’”

Season 4 brought a fun story centered around cannibalism, but one that wasn’t afraid to show where those delectable steaks came from. Written by series producer A.L. Katz, this episode starred Christopher Reeve and Bess Armstrong, a married couple struggling to keep their unique restaurant afloat. When a drifter (Judd Nelson) kills their demanding landlord (Meat Loaf), and suggests that the best way to dispose of the body would be to put it on the menu, suddenly business is booming again. Of course, the best business partnerships often crumble when money is on the line, so things get dicey (get it?). A happier episode, all things considered, but seeing the bodies get butchered elevated the brutality.

“99 & 44/100% Pure Horror”

Written and directed by Rodman Flender (Leprechaun 2), this season 6 ep follows a narcissistic artist whose work centers on the macabre. When she’s fired by her husband, a soap company mogul, and her new artwork fails to catch anyone’s interest, she snaps. It’s a pretty standard episode of the series for the most part, featuring a horrible person unwittingly digging their own grave until death bites them in the rear, but this woman’s demise is especially nasty. She decides to dispose of the corpse of her murdered husband in his soap making plant, and then uses the soap rendered from it to wash away the evidence. Too bad she didn’t account for all of the stomach acid. It’s a slow, bloody dissolve.

“Mournin’ Mess”

Starring Steven Weber as struggling reporter Dale Sweeney, “Mournin’ Mess” hides its truth in plain sight. When Sweeney begins investigating a string of murders in the homeless population, it leads him to the charity Grateful Homeless Outcasts and Unwanted Layaway Society. That’s G.H.O.U.L.S., and Sweeney doesn’t find out until it’s much too late that he’s next on their dinner menu, deep below the cemetery in its subterranean depths. Written and directed by Manny Coto (Dr. Giggles), this season 3 episode also stars Rita Wilson and Vincent Schiavelli.

“Horror in the Night”

Season seven is often reputed to be the weakest, but this episode penned by Creepshow’s John Harrison and directed by Razorback’s Russell Mulcahy is a highlight. At least in terms of gore. On the surface the plot seems fairly typical; a jewel thief hides out in a hotel after being shot, but he meets a woman that only he seems able to see. Like many Tales from the Crypt episodes, this is centered around a bad man getting his just desserts. But it’s how that proves particularly icky. He alters between reality and hallucinogenic nightmares with insane levels of blood that pours down the walls and fills up the bathtubs. It’s everywhere. Then the woman seduces him, sprouts devil’s wings during sex, and leaves him submerged in a bed full of gag-inducing yellow body fluids and squirming things from his crotch. STDs from hell, perhaps? It’s yuck.

“Doctor of Horror”

Travis Tritt and Hank Azaria play bumbling morgue security officers in this season 6 episode. They’re enlisted by mad doctor Orloff (Austin Pendleton) to bring him cadavers in his quest to locate the human soul. Tritt’s Charlie has a conscience and isn’t as fond of all the corpse carving, while Azaria’s Richard has no qualms if it means extra cash in his pocket. Their disagreement results in Charlie’s death, and his purer spirit means Orloff finally succeeds in his quest. Both Orloff and Richard find out the hard way what happens to a person when the soul is removed, and it’s extra gruesome considering how Charlie died.

“Death of Some Salesmen”

Ed Begley Jr. stars as a sleazy salesman in the season 5 premiere, “Death of Some Salesmen.” He plays opposite Tim Curry, who pulls triple duty as Ma Brackett, Pa Brackett, and Winona Brackett. Looking to con people out of their hard-earned cash under the guise of selling cemetery plots, Begley Jr.’s Judd finds himself outmatched with the hillbilly Brackett clan, who have a major distrust of salesmen and a penchant for murdering them. Their corpses litter the Brackett household. That’s not even the disturbing part. That comes when Ma and Pa decide to see if Winona wants to play with their new guest. After admitting to not having bathed for weeks, Winona demands Judd sleep with her. It’s as awkward and icky as it sounds. “Death of Some Salesmen” boasts an amazing triple performance by Curry, and one delightfully warped story. It’s a series highlight.

“Creep Course”

Poor, sweet Stella (Nina Siemaszko). She takes excellent notes in Egyptology class, and happily accepts requests to tutor fellow classmate and jock Reggie (Anthony Michael Hall). She has no idea that she was set up by Reggie, who was in cahoots with the professor (Jeffrey Jones), as they toss her in the professor’s makeshift tomb in his basement to be a virginal sacrifice for the professor’s preserved mummy. Neither one realized just how good of a student Stella was, though, who woos the mummy and uses it to get revenge instead. This episode’s gruesomeness is twofold; the ancient embalming process of pulling brains out through the nose via hook and a potion that liquefies organs so that they ooze out through the mouth means really nasty deaths. But it’s compounded by Stella’s willingness to sleep with the ancient mummy to convince him that she’s his lost crush Princess Nefra. The survival instinct is strong in Stella.

“The Ventriloquist’s Dummy”

Billy Goldman (Bobcat Goldthwait) wants to be just like his childhood idol Mr. Ingels (Don Rickles), a ventriloquist. Poor Billy isn’t very good at ventriloquism, though, and seeks out the long-retired Mr. Ingels at his home for coaching. Some things are better left alone, though, and Billy soon learns the dark secret behind his hero’s talent. Ventriloquist’s dummies are terrifying, and this season 2 episode brings the dummy to life in creepy, and bloody ways. Mr. Ingels’ dummy is his bizarre brother, who longs to be separated and find a new host to integrate with. Literally. It’s brutal. The episode was penned by Frank Darabont (The Mist, The Walking Dead), and directed by Richard Donner (Superman, Scrooged, Lethal Weapon).

“Forever Ambergris”

In all seven seasons, nothing came close to the gross out fest that is this season five episode. Penned by Scott Rosenberg (Con Air, Venom), directed by Gary Fleder, and starring Steve Buscemi and The Who’s Roger Daltrey, “Forever Ambergris” is one oozy, nasty episode of television. Daltrey stars as Dalton, a has-been war photographer jealous of his protégé’s talent and lover. On assignment in Central America, Dalton sends his oblivious protégé, Ike (Buscemi), to an isolated village plagued by a serious disease, a job he was tasked to do and one that he knows will result in Ike getting infected. He does, and it’s one gnarly infection, melting Ike from the inside and out all at once. Poor Ike never deserved such a grisly fate. Luckily, this is Tales from the Crypt, and Dalton earns every bit of his karma, visceral bits and all. As gross as this episode is, it highlights the charm of the series; nice guys almost always finish last in Tales from the Crypt.

Which episodes did you find most disturbing and gruesome?