FROM dodgy speed dealers and sex parties, to weird food habits and creepy collections. These have got to be Brisbane’s housemates from hell.

Anyone who has lived in a share house knows how annoying flatmates can be, whether they’re eating your food or playing Tetris with the bin.

But there are some housemate stories that make squabbles over the electricity bill feel like child’s play.

It seems Brisbane is home to some of these sketchy characters, with frustrated local flatmates sharing their eyebrow-raising run-ins on a Brisbane Reddit thread.

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On the weirder end of the spectrum, one housemate posted about how they were genuinely creeped out by their “vegan roommate that was really socially awkward.”

“One day I came home to find a dead lizard on the kitchen counter,” the housemate posted.

“I asked why and he said ‘I thought you might like it’ in a serious way as if I had a collection of dead reptiles. No idea what he was thinking.”

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Another Brisbane man moved into a share house with two other guys only to find one of them had a big secret – a huge stash of speed.

“I’d been living there three days when one of them called me into his room to show me something,” they posted.

“He opened his wardrobe to reveal bricks of speed, stacked at least a 1m high.

“I pretended to be cool with it and then moved out that very night after they’d gone to bed.”

Roommate code dictates your personal space is off limits. But this Brisbane Redditor’s horror housemates clearly didn’t get the memo. They held sex parties in his room.

“I shared a house with a bunch of people who all worked at a record company,” the post said.

“They’d take heaps of drugs and have sex parties all night long. I wasn’t allowed to join in.

“I went on holidays…and came home to six guys living in my house.

“Apparently they’d been using my bedroom as a sex den and I found a bunch of used condoms and girl’s underwear under my bed.”

media_camera A Redditor arrived home only to discover a housemate had sold the home’s Hills Hoist to get rent money.

Another housemate was so desperate for rent money they sold their home’s “Hills Hoist clothesline in the classifieds” while their roommates were at university.

While in another post a Redditor shared a story about a surprise left by a former disgruntled flatmate who had moved out.

“The first thing I’m greeted with is a clear indication of just how disgruntled he was,” the post said.

“There was a big discoloured stain down the side of the wall.

“The dude had pissed in the corner of the room and the summer heat had cooked it into the wall and timber floorboards.

“No amount of scrubbing, steaming, vinegar or sugar soap could get the smell out.”

A Brisbane man also shared a story about a housemate who roasted a chicken, but “his friends came over and dragged him out to go drinking just as he switched the oven off.

“A week later, he remembered the chicken.”

And while we’re on the subject of weird food practices, another Redditor had a “bloke that would pull up the floor boards to store rubbish underneath.”

“Actual trash and food scraps,” the post read.

“We had a fly infestation that was so bad the realo (sic) had to get someone in.

“There was that much stuff under there that they wouldn’t sit flat on the floor any more, he filled the whole cavity.”