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Hitler is quite disappointed with the passive play from his team mates in Secret Hitler

A day at the fascist HQ

00:00 - 00:03 The deck has just been shuffled

00:04 - 00:05 Liberal policies are being enacted here

00:05 - 00:07 Here, here, and here

00:08 - 00:12 That means there are 4 liberal policies on the board

00:12 - 00:15 However, we have 3 fascists cards on the board

00:17 - 00:19 Whose turn is it next?

00:19 - 00:21 All we need to do is voting me chancellor

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 There is...

00:31 - 00:33 There is a long streak of Liberals

00:34 - 00:36 And they seem to trust eachother

00:53 - 00:58 Jamie, Roobard, and Selwe, you stay. Everyone else OUT!

01:13 - 01:15 YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME CHANCELLOR

01:15 - 01:17 YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

01:18 - 01:23 I'm like the only one to have pushed fascists policies

01:25 - 01:28 And you aren't even trying to do your job

01:29 - 01:31 Everyone suspects ME to be Hitler

01:31 - 01:34 HOW THE FUCK are we going to win now?

01:34 - 01:37 You all pushed liberal policies to stay off the radar

01:37 - 01:40 And now look at this shit

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, we can still win this

01:42 - 01:46 Either they will push a liberal policy and win

01:46 - 01:48 But, Mein Fuhrer. Maybe they get 3 red cards

01:48 - 01:52 AND WHO IS PRESIDENT NEXT, YOU IDIOT?

01:53 - 01:54 If they get 3 red cards, Roobard...

01:56 - 01:57 I take a fucking bullet to the head

01:57 - 02:00 And Lin, you keep giving me fascist cards, man

02:00 - 02:03 Who do you think they will kill

02:04 - 02:08 If I get 2 red cards from you EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

02:08 - 02:13 And you can't even claim to be a noob.

02:14 - 02:16 It's like I have to do your fucking job for you, you retard

02:17 - 02:21 I put my trust in you. When I saw Selwe was the other fascist

02:27 - 02:29 I knew we were fucked.

02:30 - 02:34 That asshole can't lie for shit

02:34 - 02:36 All we can hope for now is Dancer dragging the time

02:41 - 02:42 Oh yeah, that's right

02:43 - 02:47 ROOBARD EVEN PUT A FUCKING TIME LIMIT ON THE GAME

02:48 - 02:53 This is why I wanted Mits to set up the game

02:54 - 02:56 That twat doesn't even know how to do it properly

02:56 - 02:59 He even keeps on inviting all these noobs to the game

03:00 - 03:02 AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING FOOL THEM

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, Heidi, I'm sure Mits is still a liberal

03:14 - 03:16 This game is lost

03:19 - 03:23 If I'm ever Hitler again with you fuckers

03:25 - 03:26 I'm just gonna shoot myself when I'm president

03:31 - 03:33 We'll never hear the end of this

03:40 - 03:46 "Do you remember that time when..."

03:46 - 03:49 "Yeah, BWAHAHAHA..."