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Hitler finds out that the Greenhouse play is moved in-house this year

Hitler Reacts to Greenhouse Play being moved

00:00 - 00:03 So here you can see

00:04 - 00:05 that even with 572 churches

00:05 - 00:07 in a 10 mile radius of Greenhouse

00:08 - 00:12 we are unable to find one

00:12 - 00:15 suitable to hosting the play

00:17 - 00:19 We'll just go back to College Church

00:19 - 00:21 or maybe Grace Church

00:24 - 00:26 My headmaster

00:27 - 00:28 College Church

00:31 - 00:33 College Church is not going to be available next March

00:34 - 00:36 The sanctuary is closed for polishing of the organ pipes

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who filled their play service hours last year, stay here

01:13 - 01:15 Polishing their organ pipes?!

01:15 - 01:17 Those pipes were so shiny last year

01:18 - 01:23 the reflection off them blinded my elderly grandmother!

01:25 - 01:28 And she couldn't hear the muffled dialogue

01:29 - 01:31 of Grammar 2 students

01:31 - 01:34 reciting the Middle English

01:34 - 01:37 of the Merchant of Venice,

01:37 - 01:40 or whatever Shakespeare play that was!

01:40 - 01:42 Headmaster, I assure you that all the Grammar 2's will be adequately mic'ed next year

01:42 - 01:46 We have a freakin' basketball hoop in our performance space!

01:46 - 01:48 Headmaster, I am assembling a team to have it taken down

01:48 - 01:52 Leave it up! For Twice Freed, we'll drop the guillotine from it!

01:53 - 01:54 And the sets!

01:56 - 01:57 Each set has been meticulously crafted

01:57 - 02:00 to fit within the specific confines

02:00 - 02:03 of Grace Church's stage.

02:04 - 02:08 It was bad enough having to adapt to a new space last year

02:08 - 02:13 and those confusing hallways and tunnels!

02:14 - 02:16 And the Cheetos and Doritos!

02:17 - 02:21 Every year we tell the snack people- no Cheetos for Grammar I's!

02:27 - 02:29 All the Cheetos dust ends up right here-

02:30 - 02:34 on our precious costumes!

02:34 - 02:36 No amount of deodorant can cover the stain of a Cheeto

02:41 - 02:42 And the trains going by!

02:43 - 02:47 Right in the middle of a carefully scripted tender moment

02:48 - 02:53 The 11:47 Metra goes by tooting its loud horn like its announcing 1517 all over again

02:54 - 02:56 and Luther nailing his 95 theses to the door of the Wittenburg cathedral!

02:56 - 02:59 Ruining all the hard work of the Logic II's

03:00 - 03:02 and the Performing Arts teachers

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay. I heard next year we are doing Hamilton.

03:14 - 03:16 How will everyone fit?

03:19 - 03:23 I guess we can do matinees

03:25 - 03:26 and use parking at Crossway and the train

03:31 - 03:33 I wish we had more bathrooms

03:40 - 03:46 Maybe it will be a blizzard that weekend

03:46 - 03:49 and the whole thing will be cancelled