"I'm here for your Blue Eyes, old man, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me."

"No."

"Curses, foiled again."



"I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi. And then I dueled him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much

money to be expected to do it myself."

"Wait, who is this?"



"Em, Tea, hey not for nothin', but, ain't this permanent marker?"

"Oh... whoops."

"Why were you even carrying that thing around in the first place?"

"I'm a cleptomaniac, I stole it from school."

"Hey, my wallet's missing."

"Kaiba took it!"



"Ok, seriously, you've got to be f***ing kidding me. Who wastes

all the money on something like that?"

"The guy who's going to beat your pasty Pharaoh butt with three

Blue Eyes White Dragons, that's who."

"Wait a minute, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?"

"Yeah, so?"

"That's against the rules, isn't it?"

"Screw the rules, I have money!"



... Don't judge me...