Sub Zero's are back in bottle shops today.

Guys remember waking up on Saturday mornings with a banging headache, the sickly sweet taste of maraschino cherry still in your mouth and your Spiderbait album stuck playing the same song on repeat in your five-stacker TEAC stereo? Yeah, me too.

Well prepare to experience that 90s Nirvana (also in your five-stacker) all over again because the nasty taste of your youth is BACK.

Sub Zero relaunched today and at $17 for a four-pack no summer will be complete without dipping back in and re-sampling the drinks that were most likely the source of dozens of bad decisions for you between 1990 and 1999.

We're told that this time around Sub Zero will taste a little different,


"Previously malt-based, the new Sub Zero RTD will be re-introduced as a vodka-based drink."

Well, nothing was ever made worse by the addition of vodka, am I right?

The source of so many sentences that began, "I'm never drinking again" is in your local liquor store fridges from today.

Enjoy the flashbacks!