Of course, this step seems like a given. I have briefly touched upon this step during my past speaking engagements, but I will reiterate in hope to avoid any miscommunication. In order for one to keep their penis clean, one must be fully aware of whether or not they are, in fact, in possession of a penis. For the more portly readers, you can locate your penis by gripping your stomach by the roll and lifting upwards. If you are not so fat that you need to locate your penis via stomach readjustment, you may need to ask yourself why you are evening questioning whether or not you have a penis in the first place? Are you actually a woman? Was your penis chewed off by a particularly aggressive breed of dog? Did one of the more extreme sects of Eastern religion remove your penis at birth as part of their irrational belief in spiritual rituals?

Unfortunately, if any of the above hypotheticals apply to you, this website cannot help you, but I do wish you the best in your attempt to navigate your world post-penis.