rduniverse:

zicygomar:

gearholder: pembrokewkorgi: talk-crafty-to-me: possumagic: ok but ??????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I am their fury I am their patience I am their carbonation More reason why Dr. Pepper is the best soda. \ o / “Great. You’re both out? And you’re fizzed again? Why? Mixing is just a cheap tactic to make bad sodas taste better. Quit embarrassing yourselves! I’ve seen what you really are.“



“Listen Lapis, Mix with me!”



“Huh, what?”



“How long have they kept you on the shelves? They’re traitors to their Homeworld! This is your chance to take revenge!”



Offscreen we can hear Strawberry Fanta!Steven screaming.

“HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!”

