Today in things you never thought you'd see: Footage of Nine Inch Nails performing on the cheesy late-1980s/early-1990s live dance program "Dance Party USA" (think: Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt in Girls Just Want to Have Fun). They perform their debut single "Down In It". And it is the best thing you will watch all week.

A user on the message board Echoing the Sound (via the NIN Hotline) has posted the performance, which comes from a first-generation video recording purchased for $100. Spoiler alert: Trent Reznor is wearing a scrunchie. Enjoy!

Update: Trent Reznor has tweeted about the video: