The most startling thing about Neil Patrick Harris and Billy Eichner screaming at random New Yorkers about How I Met Your Mother wrapping up its nine-season JOURNEY next Monday: how few of them recognize NPH. HE WAS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS. Anyway, most people the Not-Ambiguously Gay Duo “spoke” to either had no idea what was going on, or were sad that Barney has dropped his final “legend-ary.”

I am, too, though I’ve found something else to do Mondays at 8 p.m.: shout “COBIE SMULDERS COBIE SMULDERS COBIE SMULDERS” at confused strangers.