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ok so yesterday I got Skyrim, a game I've been waiting years for. I've got stuck right into it. Usually if I get a game I would just play it for one or two hours then get bored of it but I've been playing this thing for at least nine hours straight now. the only thing that makes me get up from the computer is to go to the bathroom I don't even bother to get food and my girlfriend was scared that I would starve so she ordered me some shit anchovie pizza and I just ate it by the computer while pretending to like it and playing some more Skyrim.

Then she nagged at me to stop, I didn't listen, when she went to bed she was nagging , I didn't listen. when she woke up she was still nagging I still didn't listen. Usually she likes sex at least twice a day but I wont leave the computer even to pander to her insecurity complex where she needs constant praise and attention. I still got her to give me a bj, I shot right in her mouth (she swallows) and the whole time I was still on the computer. I'm so worried about her what if she does something crazy like pull the computers plug out or smash it up?

I don't want to have to deal with disposing of her corpse while I have Skyrim to explore, it takes alot of work to cut up a body and clean up the evidence, well it was with the last one! At least the local pig farm is close by so I could feed them whatever is left of her minced up carcass.....but I digress.

I wish she would just let me play this game, its not going to last forever. A game like this only comes along every few years, why is she so selfish?