Wild Apple Jack

Apple Jack, desperada, rough rider

No you don't want nada



None of this, six gunnin' this, sistha runnin' this

Filly soldier, look it's like I told ya

Any Pony that's in distress

When she meets Apple Jack, she be out of the mess



Roughneck, so go check the law and abide

Watch your step with flex and get a hole in your side

Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react

You don't wanna see me using my magic to get my guns



With Twilight from the start of this

Runnin' the game, Apple Jack tamin' the plains

So remember the name

Now who ya gonna call?



Not the Avengers!

Now who you gonna call?

T-S and A-J!



If you have a riff with Ponies, wanna bust

Break out, before you get bum rushed by the



(Wild Apple Jack)

You roll punches with the

(Wild Apple Jack)

You stoll in the path of



(Wild Apple Jack)

Bounce to the rythim of

(Wild Apple Jack)

Sistah!



We going straight to Wild Apple Jack

We going straight to Wild Apple Jack



Now, now, now, one upon a time, there was a mess

All of Equestria was harassed

By Discord, givin' up a dime, nothin' less

Now I must put his dragony behind to the test

(Can you feel me?)



Then through the shadows, no saddle, ready for battle

Bring all your toys in, here come the poison

Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did

Front and center, now where your lip at, Disc?



Who dat is?

A mean sistah, bad for your health

Lookin' damn good though, if I could say it myself

Told me Discord is a mad god, but I don't fear that



Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin' to hear that

Tryin' to bring down me, this champion

When that clown gon' see that it can't be done

Understand me, yo, I'm the slickest they is



I'm the quickest as they is, did I say, I'm the slickest?

They is

So if you barking up the wrong tree, we comin'

Don't be startin' nothin'



Me and my partners gonna end this Discord pest

Can't stand the heat? Then get out the way of Wild Apple Jack!



We going straight to her

(When I roll with)

Wild Apple Jack

(When I stroll into her)



We going straight to her

(When I bounce with)

Wild Apple Jack



We going straight to Wild Apple Jack

We going straight to Wild Apple Jack



To any outlaw tryin' to draw, thinkin' you're bad

Any draw on Apple Jack best with a pen and a pad

Don't even think about it, you better run

Or it's 10 paces and turn just for fun, yeah

Up till sundown, rolling around,



See where the bad Ponies are to be found

And make 'em lay down

Equestria defenders,

crushin' on pretenders

Don't mess with us 'cuz we're protected by

(Wild Apple Jack)



We going straight to Wild Apple Jack

We going straight to Wild Apple Jack

We going straight to Wild Apple Jack

We going straight to Wild Apple Jack

We going straight to the Wild Apple Jack

We going straight to Wild apple Jack, come on



(Wild Apple Jack)

When I roll with

(Wild Apple Jack)

When I stroll with her

We going straight to Wild Apple Jack

(Wild Apple Jack)



(Wild Apple Jack)

Whoo, uh

(Wild Apple Jack)

Ha ha ha ha

(Wild Apple Jack)

Uh huh, uh huh



(Wild Apple Jack)

I done done it again, y'all done

Done it again

(Wild Apple Jack)

Ha ha ha ha

(Wild Apple Jack)

All Bronies out there, gimme a "Hell yeah!"



(Wild Apple Jack)

All Bronies out there, gimme a "Hell Yeah!", ha ha ha ha

(Wild Apple Jack)

Wild Apple Jack

(Wild Apple Jack)

Uh

(Wild Apple Jack)

One more time



(Wild Apple Jack)

Uh

(Wild Apple Jack)

Wild Apple Jack bring in the

Heat, bring in the heat, what?

(Wild Apple Jack)



(Wild Apple Jack)

Uh, can't stop the bum rush

Apple Jack

(Wild Apple Jack)