Are You Insane? time limit:t < 10 min - Developed by: Shira - Developed on: 2002-07-15 - 16,150 taken - User Rating: 3,5 of 5 - 1,595 Votes

Are You Insane?

Question 1: Do you think you're crazy? Yes No Sometimes Question 2: Do others think you are crazy? Yes No Sometimes Question 3: Do you own a spork? Yes No No, but I have a machete Question 4: Do you hit people with your spork? Yes No Don't have a spork Question 5: Are you taking this test of your own free will? Yes No Sort of Question 6: Do you frequently walk down the yellow (or white) line in the middle of the road? Yes No Only when I'm alone Question 7: Do you sit down in the middle of the road? Yes No Only when I'm alone Question 8: Do you talk to rocks? Yes No No, but I talk to the dirt Question 9: Do you play with fire? Yes No Yes, but I don't like to Question 10: Are you wondering why you're taking this test? Yes Not really No Question 11: When you look in the mirror, do you see someone other than yourself? Yes No I'm afraid to look at mirrors Question 12: Do you consider yourself 'normal'? Yes No There's no such thing as 'normal' Question 13: When watching TV, do you skip the shows and watch only commercials? Yes No We don't have a TV Question 14: Do you have random outbursts of strange emotions? Yes No Only when I'm alone Question 15: Do you sing to yourself in the bath/shower? Yes No Only when I'm alone Question 16: When do you do more strange things? When I'm alone When I'm in public When I'm with friends Question 17: Do you have a cactus plant in your room? Yes No No, but there's one elsewhere in our house Question 18: When you're depressed, what do you do? Cry Get mad Eat Question 19: Do you hear voices in your head? Yes No Only at night Question 20: Do you talk to those voices? Yes No I don't hear voices Question 21: Can you live without being on the computer at least once a day? Yes No Not once a day, but maybe once a week Question 22: Are you thinking about the purple aliens that live in your kitchen sink? Yes No We don't have aliens in the sink... they live in the toilet Question 23: Do you check inside the toilet before you 'go'? Yes No Only when I'm away from home Question 24: Do you have prophetic dreams? Yes, all the time No, never Every once in a while Question 25: Do you experience deja vu more than once a day? Yes No Maybe more than once a week Question 26: Do you believe fairytale critters exist? (i.e. dragons, mermaids, fairies...) Yes No No, but I wish they did Question 27: Do you walk around with your shoes in your head? Yes No No, I walk around with my underwear on my head Question 28: Do you think that people somewhere are following you? Yes No I don't think-- I KNOW!! Question 29: Are you afraid of things you know are harmless? Yes No THEY say it's harmless, but it really is dangerous! Question 30: Do you torture your pets? Yes No Don't have any pets

Here it is, people. The one and only sure-fire way to tell if you are as crazy as you think (or other people) think you are.

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