For nine years, the show "Seinfeld" followed a fictional version of the comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his psychopathic friends Elaine, George, and Kramer as Jerry dated a string of women and wondered what the deal was with various things.

"Seinfeld" is considered one of the best shows of all time. But would it have been even better if it were told from the perspective of the normal women whom Jerry terrorized?

"The Seinfeld Chronicles"

Laura is a professor of political science at Michigan State University. After being awarded tenure, Laura has a panic attack about how she is wasting her life in East Lansing, when what she really wants to do is write pop-history books about America's First Ladies. She decides she'll shake things up during an upcoming trip to New York by sleeping with an extremely confident**—and very neurotic—**club comedian she once met, named Jerry. But, on the ride back to his apartment, she remembers that all his jokes were about, like, socks getting lost in the dryer. Laura arranges for a girlfriend to call her and to pretend to be Laura's fiancé, since men respect boundaries only when they’re set by other men.

"The Stakeout"

Vanessa meets her friend Elaine's ex, Jerry, who's apparently a professional comedian, even though Vanessa is exactly as funny as he is and also has a law degree and passed the bar. While she kind of likes him, Vanessa doesn't make a move because she doesn't want to set off down a path where, in a year, every party that she and Elaine attend ends with Elaine screaming, "I GUESS FEMALE FRIENDSHIP IS A MYTH!" A couple of days later, Jerry shows up outside Vanessa's workplace. He's very clearly stalking her, and it's very objectively creepy, but Vanessa agrees to go out with him anyway. There are so few good men in New York.

"The Ex-Girlfriend"

Marlene is dating a guy named George Costanza because she's at that point in her life where she's like, "Maybe instead of dating a series of hot assholes, I will date one man who is kind to me." As it turns out, while George is not hot, he is an asshole. Then Marlene dates George's lightly-wracked-with-guilt but primarily horny friend, Jerry, for a while, until she sees Jerry do standup.

"The Library"

Sherry Becker is a self-actualized woman living in the New York City suburbs. One day, out of the blue, an emotionally fifteen but physically thirtysomething man named Jerry, whom she kissed a couple of times in high school, asks her to come into the city for lunch. They reminisce about reading "Tropic of Capricorn," a book that Sherry still loves and can quote, though she's now more of an Anaïs Nin person. After Jerry suddenly rushes out of the diner, screaming, Sherry pays both their bills and spends a lovely afternoon at MOMA.

"The Letter"

Nina is a brilliant artist dating Jerry Seinfeld, a comedian who is as observant of life's surface-level quirks as he is terrified of actual emotion. At first, Nina is like, "Cool! Standup is an art form, too!" But Jerry does not consider standup an art form. After a bunch of drama involving Jerry's sociopathic friends, Nina and Jerry break up. She decides to turn the breakup into performance art by sending Jerry a letter from Neil Simon's "Chapter Two." He doesn't get it. Nina sells a painting of Jerry's neighbor for ten trillion dollars.

"The Virgin"

Marla is a virgin, and her "doesn't need to fuck right now but wants you to know that he DOES fuck" boyfriend, Jerry, and all his friends act like it's this huge deal. Everything is drama with these people.

"The Junior Mint"

Dolores is dating a guy who is so self-absorbed that it's almost like he sees even the most boring details of his life as material for a hit show called "Jerry Seinfeld." It’s extremely clear to her that he’s forgotten her name when they plan a date and he says, "See you then . . ." then trails off, grimaces, and finally settles on "champ." Dolores and her friends decide, over coffee, that she should troll him by dropping very oblique hints to what her name is. She tells him that her name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy. It takes Jerry five hours to remember the clitoris.

"The Sponge"

Lena is in a panic after learning that the contraceptive sponge is going off the market. Sure, the sponge isn't that effective, and it's kind of a hassle to use, and it doesn't protect against S.T.D.s. But at least it doesn't give you months of debilitating cramps, or make you gain weight, or cause clinical depression. Lena briefly hooks up with a guy named Jerry, but it's the least interesting thing that happens in the episode.

"The Soup Nazi"

Sheila's boyfriend, Schmoopie, has been talking up this fad soup place, probably because New York magazine wrote about it or something. Finally, she agrees to get soup with him, but he immediately picks soup over her after the soup gentleman yells at them for kissing in line. Years later, Sheila tries the soup. It's fine.