Many readers have sent us urgent e-mails, pleading for much-needed advice: "We are very happy that the KGB now has a sleeper agent in the White House, but how can we properly honor this historic Russian achievement?"

You could engrave the likeness of Trump and Putin into your dental crowns, but many of us cannot afford dental crowns because we are Americans. But everyone has money for a new phone, especially of the "i" variety, correct?

A $7,000 conversation starter

Of coruse.

That is why we strongly recommend purchasing a gold-plated iPhone set featuring the handsome, golden profile portraits of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.

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For the modest sum of $6,658, you can be the proud owner of these limited-edition conversation starters:

The new, limited-edition "One World" phones come in a wooden box, with plans to offer them in a globe-shaped container, according to the company. Each iPhone 7 features an emblem of the world leader's respective country, as well as lines from his national anthem: "O say can you see by the dawn's early light" for Trump and "Russia our sacred state, Russia our beloved country" for Putin.

Hey, why not? It's better than getting Obama's face tattooed onto your body. That's a questionable purchase that lasts a lifetime. iPhones only last until the next iPhone. So no regrets!