Instead, you’ll find paintings of ferrets in brothels, women riding lobsters, and anatomically incorrect nudes, all divided up into cleverly-titled categories such as “Poor Traits,” “Look Ma, No Hands!” and “Oozing My Religion.”

The bulk of the art comes to the museum by way of thrift stores, yard sales, and even the trash.

“We’re not collecting kitsch or schlock, you know, dogs playing poker, things that are produced commercially like that,” Curator-in-Chief Michael Frank told OK Whatever.

“We collect pieces that were made in what I believe was an honest attempt to make an artistic statement, to create real art, and clearly something has gone wrong, either in the execution or the original concept.”

Frank — who is also a professional musician and balloon artist — runs the museum with the help of volunteers.

The Museum of Bad Art was founded in the early 1990s and is located in the basement of an independent movie theater in Somerville, Massachusetts. Admission is free with the price of a movie ticket.