Bolt says: You just can't stop lying, can you, cat? It's in the genes. It's just gross. Mittens says: I know. It's disgusting. I disgust myself.

Jan Schlichtmann says: Dead babies ain't worth much.

Zach says: You screwed us. Eddie says: Occupational hazard.

Mia Wallace says: Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? Vincent Vega says: I don't know. That's a good question. Mia Wallace says: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Georgianna says: So now what? Lorraine finally kick ya'll out? Bobby Long says: No... she never would. Besides, God wouldn't let that happen. Lawson Pines says: Really? And why not? Bobby Long says: Because God knows me and I know God.

Lawson Pines says: We die only one, and for such a long time. Bobby Long says: Moliere.

Bobby Long says: We cannot tear it out a single page of our lives, but we can throw the whole book in the fire. Lawson Pines says: George Sand. Bobby Long says: Now, I thought that would be a hard one.

Bobby Long says: It's all right, I can walk to the curb from here. Get me a beer.

Bobby Long says: Happiness makes up in height, what it lacks in length.

Bobby Long says: You think she'll come right home? Lawson Pines says: Where else would a teenage girl go straight home to her endlessly entertainin' middle-aged room mates?

Vincent Vega says: Aw, man. I shot Marvin in the face. Jules Winnfield says: Why the fuck did you do that?

Vincent Vega says: Marvin, what do you make of all of this? Marvin says: Man, I don't even have an opinion.

Mikey Ubriacco says: I don't wanna brush my teeth. I brushed them last Saturday! James Ubriacco says: I know, but you're gonna have plants growing out of your mouth.

Edna Turnblad says: Oh, Wilbur, to think that I almost stopped her from reaching for the stars! Wilbur Turnblad says: And now here she is on local daytime TV.

Agent Tom Hardy says: You don't drink beer? Who doesn't drink beer?

Agent Tom Hardy says: You can still eat in front of someone and not talk. My parents did it for years.

Sean Archer says: Sasha, I'm Castor, that's Archer Sean Archer says: Sasha, I'm Castor, that's Archer. Sasha Hassler says: Yeah? I'm bored Sasha Hassler says: Yeah? I'm bored.

Sean Archer says: I don't think you heard me JAIME! You're going to be seeing some changes around here Sean Archer says: I don't think you heard me Jaime! You're going to be seeing some changes around here.

Sean Archer says: Clod! No daughter of mine would shoot so wide Sean Archer says: Clod! No daughter of mine would shoot so wide.

Sean Archer says: Date night fizzled again. What a loser!

Terl says: Crap-lousy ceiling!!! I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!! Terl says: Crap-lousy ceiling! I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here to fix it!

Vincent Vega says: Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face... Vincent Vega says: Aw, man, I shot Marvin in the face.

Dudley Frank says: I'm gonna go hang this bag of poop in a tree so the bears don't get it. Woody Stevens says: No no, Don't hang it in a tree! Dudley Frank says: Why not? Woody Stevens says: Cause bears don't eat shit!

Sean Archer says: I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Jules Winnfield says: Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit. Vincent Vega says: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that? Jules Winnfield says: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

Vincent Vega says: That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

Vincent Vega says: God damn that's a pretty fucking good milkshake.

Edna Turnblad says: (to Velma Von Tussle): Smile Miss Crab Meat you're on candid camera Edna Turnblad says: [to Velma Von Tussle] Smile Miss Crab Meat you're on candid camera. Wilbur Turnblad says: That was a good shot Wilbur Turnblad says: That was a good shot. Velma Von Tussle says: (laughs) What are you doing? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! GO TO COMMERCIAL! GO! Velma Von Tussle says: [laughs] What are you doing? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! GO TO COMMERCIAL! GO!

Jules Winnfield says: Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel? Jules says: Fuck, nigga, what the fuck did you do to his towel? Vincent Vega says: I was dryin' my hands. Jules Winnfield says: You're supposed to wash 'em first! Jules says: You're supposed to wash 'em first! Vincent Vega says: You watched me wash 'em. Jules Winnfield says: I watched you get 'em wet. Jules says: I watched you get 'em wet. Vincent Vega says: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job. Vincent Vega says: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had lathered or something, I coulda done a better job. Jules Winnfield says: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad! Jules says: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no goddamn Maxi-Pad!

Sean Archer says: You can't give back what you've taken from me Sean Archer says: You can't give back what you've taken from me. Castor Troy says: Oh well, plan B. Let's just kill each other Castor Troy says: Oh well, plan B. Let's just kill each other.

Jules Winnfield says: Ahh, what the fuck's happening? Aw shit, man! Vincent Vega says: Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face... Jules Winnfield says: Why the fuck did you do that? Vincent Vega says: Well I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident! Jules Winnfield says: Aww man, I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time but this- Vincent Vega says: Just chill out, man! I told you it was an accident! You probably, you went over a bump or something...

Vincent Vega says: Oh! Ah man, sh--.... Ah man I shot Marvin in the face. Jules Winnfield says: Why the fuck d'you do that!? Vincent Vega says: Well I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident. Jules Winnfield says: Ah man, I've seen some crazy-ass shit in my time but this --- Jules Winnfield says: Ah man, I've seen some crazy-ass shit in my time but this...

Vincent Vega says: Would you give a man a foot massage? Jules Winnfield says: Fuck you Jules Winnfield says: Fuck you. Vincent Vega says: Because I could use a foot massage. Jules Winnfield says: look I'm starting to get a little pissed off here. Jules Winnfield says: Llook I'm starting to get a little pissed off here.

Goldmember (in Movie) says: You see Austin Powers, I love GOOOLD!. The taste of it, the smell of, the teexture... Goldmember (in Movie) says: You see Austin Powers, I love GOLD! The taste of it, the smell of, the teexture... Goldmember (in Movie) says: You see Austin Powers, I love GOLD! The taste of it, the smell of, the texture...

Terl says: Your powers of observation are simply STARTLING!

Terl says: Please! Tell the senator that if I had even an inkling that that was his daughter- District Manager Zete says: Watch your tongue! The senator's exact words to me were, and I'm quoting, "If that blasted Terl tries to talk his way out of it, have him exterminated." District Manager Zete says: Watch your tongue! The senator's exact words to me were, and I'm quoting, 'If that blasted Terl tries to talk his way out of it, have him exterminated.' Terl says: (Glares at him furiously) Terl says: [glares at him furiously] District Manager Zete says: But cheer up! There is one bright side to all this: one day, you're going to die. And when you end up in hell, at least it'll be a step up from this place! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Gabriel Shear says: Do you know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit Gabriel Shear says: Do you know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit.

Elmer C. "Buster" Robinson says: He's restless. Wants his life back. He's gonna try and dump her and when he does. Hell is coming home for Christmas.

Vincent Vega says: So you mean I gotta stab her in te heart tree times? Vincent Vega says: You mean I gotta stab her three times?

Dennis says: Don't fuck with Walmart!

Vincent Vega says: Vincent: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or in the jail house with the cops? Jules: We should be fuckin' dead, my friend! What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it! Vincent: All right, it was a miracle. Can we go now? Vincent Vega says: Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or in the jail house with the cops? Jules Winnfield says: We should be fuckin' dead, my friend! What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it! Vincent Vega says: All right, it was a miracle. Can we go now?

Tony Manero says: Tony Manero: Last time I came over, I almost got brain damaged. You guys party too hard; you ought to be a tag team. Tony Manero says: Last time I came over, I almost got brain damaged. You guys party too hard; you ought to be a tag team.

Tony Manero says: Doorman: Are you expected? Tony Manero: To do what? Doorman says: Are you expected? Tony Manero says: To do what?

Tony Manero says: Tony Manero: Did you hear the way she talked? All intelligent like. Jackie: Tony, an accent doesn't make you intelligent. If it did, you'd be Einstein. Tony Manero says: Did you hear the way she talked? All intelligent like. Jackie says: Tony, an accent doesn't make you intelligent. If it did, you'd be Einstein.

Mia Wallace says: Don't you hate that? Vincent Vega says: Hate what? Mia Wallace says: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable? Vincent Vega says: I don't know. That's a good question. Mia Wallace says: That's when you know you found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

Kenickie says: Hey Zuk man those Scorpions are asking for it Hey yo Danny what's up you still think about that chick? Danny Zuko says: What are you nuts? Kenickie says: No I just thought that Kenickie says: No I just thought that. Danny Zuko says: Get in there, I don't think that much Danny Zuko says: Get in there, I don't think that much. Kenickie says: Oh that's cool Kenickie says: Oh that's cool.

Dennis says: I'd take the deal instead of decapitation.

Dennis says: You stabbed a federal agent!

Chili Palmer says: (With a deadpan expression) Look at me! Chili Palmer says: [with a deadpan expression] Look at me!

Jules Winnfield says: You know the shows on TV? Vincent Vega says: I don't watch TV. Jules Winnfield says: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?

Vincent Vega says: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack.

Vincent Vega says: Oh man. I shot Marvin in the face.

Terl says: I can assure you that I was not groomed since birth to have some cushy job. While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to conquer galaxies! And to do anything less is a disgrace to my entire family line.

Ker says: We never spy on our own men! Terl says: We don't. I do!

Terl says: I don't know how I would keep my sanity if I stayed here another five cycles! Planetship says: Ha ha. We have decided to keep you here for another FIFTY cycles!

Gabriel Shear says: Thousands die every day for no reason at all, wheres' your bleeding heart for them? You give your twenty dollars to greenpeace every year thinking you're changing the world?

Terl says: While you were still learning how to SPEELL YOUR NAME!!!... I, was being trained, to conquer GALAXIES! Terl says: While you were still learning how to SPEELL YOUR NAME! I, was being trained, to conquer GALAXIES!

Vincent Vega says: It's not the same, it's the same ballpark. Jules Winnfield says: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark, neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know, touchin' his wife's feet and stickin' yer tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same fuckin' ballpark. It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport.

Gabriel Shear says: Life is stranger than fiction sometimes.

Terl says: While you were still learning how spell your name. I was being trained to conquer galaxies.

Vincent Vega says: Thats a pretty fuckin good milkshake...I don't know if I'd pay $5 for it but thats pretty fuckin good.

Ryder says: She was an ass model Ryder says: She was an ass model.

Charlie Wax says: Checkmate, motherfucker!

Goldmember (in Movie) says: For you see... I love Gold!!! Goldmember (in Movie) says: For you see... I love Gold! Goldmember (in Movie) says: For you see... I love gold!

Bud Davis says: "Shit, McDonald's again?" Bud Davis says: Shit, McDonald's again?

Terl says: Do you WANT LUNCH?

Bolt says: Are you even observing me? That's incredible.

Bolt says: You hungry? Rhino says: STARVING!

Bolt says: There's no turning back.

Bolt says: What? The dog face? What does that mean?

Vincent Vega says: [After Vincent accidentally shoots Marvin in the face] Maybe the car hit a bump. Vincent Vega says: [after Vincent accidentally shoots Marvin in the face] Maybe the car hit a bump. Jules Winnfield says: THE CAR DIDN'T HIT NO MOTHERFUCKIN' BUMP!

Mia Wallace says: So what do you think? Vincent Vega says: I think it looks like a wax museum with a pulse Vincent Vega says: I think it looks like a wax museum with a pulse.

Chris Hargenson says: " I hate Carrie White!" Chris Hargenson says: I hate Carrie White! Billy Nolan says: (after a pause) "Who?" Billy Nolan says: [after a pause] Who?

Jules Winnfield says: Well, that's why I've been sitting here complating. First, I'm gonna deliver this case to Marsellus, then basically I'm just gonna walk the earth. Vincent Vega says: What do you mean, "walk the earth"? Vincent Vega says: What do you mean, 'walk the earth'? Jules Winnfield says: You know like Cain in 'Kung Fu', walking place to place, meet people and get in adventures. Vincent Vega says: And how long do you intend to "walk the earth"? Vincent Vega says: And how long do you intend to 'walk the earth'? Jules Winnfield says: Until God puts me where he wants me to be. Vincent Vega says: And what if he don't do that? Jules Winnfield says: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.

Vincent Vega says: You're really thinking about quitting? Jules Winnfield says: The life? Vincent Vega says: Yeah. Jules Winnfield says: Most definitely. Vincent Vega says: Fuck. Of course how are you gonna do that?

Sean Archer says: It's like looking at a mirror only... not Sean Archer says: It's like looking at a mirror only... not.

Goldmember (in Movie) says: Can I paint his shoe goooooold? It's kinda my thing. Goldmember (in Movie) says: Can I paint his shoe gold? It's kinda my thing. Goldmember (in Movie) says: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.

Vincent Vega says: d'you know what French people eat french fries with....???? Vincent Vega says: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Jules Winnfield says: ketchup??? Jules Winnfield says: What? Vincent Vega says: no...mayonaisse Vincent Vega says: Mayonnaise. Jules Winnfield says: Goddamn. Vincent Vega says: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

Bolt says: Mittens? What are you doing here? Mittens says: Well, long story short, I was tied to a delusional dog and dragged across the country.

Bolt says: Do not underestimate the powers of Styrofoam! Bolt says: You don't know the power of Styrofoam!

Vincent Vega says: Oh man I shot Marvin in the face. Vincent Vega says: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

Vincent Vega says: Actually, there's something I've wanted to ask you about, but you seem like a nice person, and I didn't want to offend you. Mia Wallace says: Ohhh, this doesn't sound like the usual mindless, boring, getting-to-know you chit-chat. This sounds like you actually have something to say. Vincent Vega says: Well, well, I do... I do. But, you have to promise not to be offended. Mia Wallace says: No, no, no. You can't promise something like that. I have no idea what you're gonna ask me. So you can go ahead and ask me what you're gonna ask me, and my natural response could be to get offended. But then, through no fault of my own, I would have broken my promise. Vincent Vega says: Let's just forget it. Mia Wallace says: That is an impossibility. Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility.

Vincent Vega says: Bacon tastes good; pork chops taste good... Vincent Vega says: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules Winnfield says: Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know 'cause I won't eat the filthy mother-fucker. Jules Winnfield says: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Jules Winnfield says: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal. Vincent Vega says: How many are up there? Jules Winnfield says: Three or four. Vincent Vega says: That's counting our guy? Jules Winnfield says: Not sure Vincent Vega says: So that means there could be up to five guys up there? Jules Winnfield says: It's possible. Vincent Vega says: We should have fucking shotguns.

Jules Winnfield says: You now what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? Brett says: No. Jules Winnfield says: Tell 'em, Vincent. Vincent Vega says: A Royale with Cheese. Jules Winnfield says: A Royale with cheese! You now why they call it that? Brett says: ....Because...of the metric system? Jules Winnfield says: [surprised] Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right, the metric system!

Jules Winnfield says: Looks like Vincent and I caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'? Brett says: Hamburgers. Jules Winnfield says: Hambergers! The cornerstone of any nutricious breakfast! What kind of hamburgers? Brett says: Ch-cheeseburgers. Jules Winnfield says: No, no, no, Where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where? Brett says: Big Kahuna Burger. Jules Winnfield says: Big Kahuna Burger. That's the Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers! I ain't never had one myself. How are they? Brett says: They're good. Jules Winnfield says: Mind if I try one of yours? [Brett nods] This is yours here, right? [picks up burger and takes a bite] Mmm-mmmm. This is a tasty burger! Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger? [Vincent shakes his head] Wanna bite? They're real tasty! Vincent Vega says: Ain't hungry.

Vincent Vega says: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Jules Winnfield says: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Vincent Vega says: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. Jules Winnfield says: What do they call it? Vincent Vega says: They call it a "Royale with cheese." Vincent Vega says: They call it a 'Royale with cheese.' Jules Winnfield says: "Royale with Cheese!" Jules Winnfield says: 'Royale with Cheese!' Vincent Vega says: That's right. Jules Winnfield says: What's a Big Mac? Vincent Vega says: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac." Vincent Vega says: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac.' Jules Winnfield says: "Le Big Mac!" What do they call a Whopper? Jules Winnfield says: 'Le Big Mac!' What do they call a Whopper? Vincent Vega says: I don't know, I didn't go in a Burger King.

George Malley says: I think I'm what everyone can be. I'm the possibility. The human spirit, that's the challenge, the voyage, the expedition. George Malley says: I'm what everyone can be. Anyone can get here. I'm the possibility. What I'm talking about is the human spirit. That's the challenge. That's the voyage. That's the expedition.

George Malley says: "Will you love me for the rest of my life?" (Question from the dying George Malley" George Malley says: Will you love me for the rest of my life? Lace Pennamin says: "No. I'll love you for the rest of mine." Lace Pennamin says: No, I 'll love you for the rest of mine.

Vincent Vega says: Man, I just shot Marvin in the face! Vincent Vega says: Aw man! I just shot Marvin in the face!

Terl says: While you were still learning how spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies. Terl says: While you were still learning how spell your name. I was being trained to conquer galaxies.

Wilbur Turnblad says: This is America, babe. You gotta think big to be big! Edna Turnblad says: Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur.

Vincent Vega says: They call it "Royale with cheese". Vincent Vega says: They call it, Royale with cheese. Vincent Vega says: They call it a 'Royale' with cheese.

Ryder says: Your my god dam hero. Ryder says: You're my god damn hero.

Billy Nolan says: Keep the light straight! Chris Hargenson says: Watch it, you stupid sh*t, you're getting blood all over the place! Billy Nolan says: Who are you calling a stupid sh*t? I mean you can't even keep that fu**ing light straight! Chris Hargenson says: Just hurry up, I wanna go home! Billy Nolan says: Yes, Ma'am! We're doing the BEST we can, we sure are...Just keep your tits on, and I'll let you pull the rope. Billy Nolan says: Yes, Ma'am! We're doing the BEST we can, we sure are. Just keep your tits on, and I'll let you pull the rope. Chris Hargenson says: I intend to!

Chris Hargenson says: (Billy sloshes beer on her clothes as a police cruiser appears) - Watch it, you stupid sh*t! Chris Hargenson says: (Billy sloshes beer on her clothes as a police cruiser appears) Watch it, you stupid sh*t! Billy Nolan says: Don't call me that Chris Hargenson says: Well look what you just did...Dumb sh*t. Chris Hargenson says: Well look what you just did. Dumb sh*t. Billy Nolan says: (he slaps her) - I told you not to call me that! Billy Nolan says: (he slaps her) I told you not to call me that! Chris Hargenson says: (a car speeds towards them) - Watch out! You wanna get us killed? Chris Hargenson says: (a car speeds towards them) Watch out! You wanna get us killed?

Chris Hargenson says: Don't be in such a hurry. Billy Nolan says: Don't be in such a hurry. I'm hurrying away from you, you know that? Chris Hargenson says: No, you're not. Billy Nolan says: Pain right in the ass.

Billy Nolan says: That Carrie White, she sure is cute. Chris Hargenson says: Shut up. Billy Nolan says: I thought you said they were gonna win. Chris Hargenson says: They will. It won't even be close. I called in a few favors.

Chris Hargenson says: I want you to do something. Billy Nolan says: What? Chris Hargenson says: Something important. (Unzips Billy's pants and performs oral sex on him) - Oh, Billy. Billy. Oh, Billy. Oh. Oh, Billy. I hate Carrie White. Chris Hargenson says: Something important. (Unzips Billy's pants and performs oral sex on him) Oh, Billy. Billy. Oh, Billy. Oh. Oh, Billy. I hate Carrie White.