Bonfires. Shorts in the winter. Starbucks. Political correctness aside, you just know who likes these things: white people. Yep.

In a recent Ask Reddit thread user CarlosDanger21 posed this question to non-whites of Reddit: “What is something white people do that you don’t get?”

Over 9,000 comments were submitted. Musings on everything from children’s birthday parties to food etiquette ignited passionate discussions. Clearly, this was a hot issue (not to mention an introspective look on cultural differences).

Without further ado, here are things that (some) white people like (to the confusion of non-whites everywhere):

Wear shorts when it’s snowing

Neurotic white suburban parents

Children’s birthday parties are clearly a shit show that any rationally-minded person will avoid at all costs.

User Jengomezthe3rd explains:

“I performed at kids birthday parties as a Disney princess/various characters for 6+ years “My performance was for ONE HOUR. These women would worry themselves into a frenzy when I wasn’t even there for that long. Kids just want cupcakes and some fun. They don’t need sushi rolls and build a bear stations and photo booths or a professional ballerina there passing out punch.”

Not punishing children for talking back

However, as one user brings up, white people have a somewhat “relaxed” and revered parenting style.

Inviting friends to their parents house for dinner

Um, what?

Elf on the shelf

This story of surveillance wasn’t popular among all white people, however:

Asking you where you’re really from.

Because saying “California” is met with suspicion. But as user leolittlecry points out, white people ask this to other white people, too! “Usually something like… what’s your heritage?”

Cheese

Apparently, white people’s alleged love of cheese is not a topic to be taken lightly.

Tanning

Ouija Boards?

On a related note:

Not concerned about feeding you at parties

Cutting off family

Skydiving

Check out more from the thread here.