Been unemployed for a while? Not sure what you want to be when you grow up? Looking to get back into the workforce after being a stay-at-home parent? Keep your eye on the classifieds in the newspaper, because you never know when your dream job might come up…

I am quite sure most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over northeast OKC for the better part of a week. I am looking for someone to: Lure said dragon away from OKC to a more rural area.

Force said dragon to land in rural area.

Slay said dragon in whatever way you see fit. No pay, dragon slaying is its own reward. Please note that I am not talking about the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.

I think it’s the last line that wins it for me.

(via @AnomalistNews)