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Tired of being beholden to the every time you need to illustrate a schlong to your m8s?

GOOD NEWS! We’re about to get a fresh batch of emojis and there are *plenty* of alternatives to the eggplant. Srsly, you’ll be spoilt for choice when it comes to phallic symbols.

Among those that look like ds:

The cucumber is particularly pleasing.

The Unicode Consortium (Lel what is life) has approved a total 72 new designs for inclusion in Unicode 9.0, with includes long-awaited emojis for bacon, avocado facepalms and selfies.

Check out the full lot, though the final designs may vary slightly:

FKN YES

There’s no exact date for the update, but it’s expected to be sometime this month.

Source and photo: Unicode.