I imagine there are a lot of people who look to Bazooka Joe comics for wisdom and life guidance. I can’t imagine there are many people who look to this comic for the same. Wow, I hope not. By the way, Bazooka Joe was not particularly good gum. I just got a lot at Halloween.

↓ Transcript RICK: Sometimes I just don't know what to do.

JABEZ: Rick, have you considered turning to the Bible?



RICK: Sorry, but I get all my life advice from Bazooka Joe.

JABEZ: The gum wrappers?



RICK: Good idea, Joe! I won't order onion rings on a date!



