“Hello Mr English” the voice said on the other end of the phone, “My name is Sally Rice and I am the new property manager for your tenancy” she continued, “I would like to pop round for your annual inspection, are you free this afternoon? She asked and although I hate these annual inspections I realise it has to be done, I agreed to her popping round and just hoped and prayed that she was better than the last woman they sent round, she was a real battle axe and picked holes in everything.

I decided to do a quick clean up and a shower before she arrived which would hopefully eliminate the issues and was surprised that the doorbell rang while I was still in the shower, I opened up the bathroom window and looked down at the lady standing at my door with a bloody clipboard in her hand.

From my vantage point I could see she was probably early 20’s with brown hair on her shoulder, she was dressed quite smart in a white summer type dress which looked like it buttoned up the front and a navy jacket although I had no idea why she would wear a jacket in the middle of summer but she looked smart and respectable which is more than I can say about the last one.

“Hello” I shouted down and the lady looked up at me hanging my head out the window, “Hi Mr English” she said back, “I’m Sally from the letting agents” and I told her to hang on a second while I grabbed a robe.

Sally smiled as I opened the door still wet with just a robe on which was cut just above the knee, she looked at me and giggled, “Sorry” I said “I wasn’t sure exactly what time you would be here” I continued as I invited her in and showed her into the lounge.

“Can I take your jacket?” I asked as it was quite warm in the afternoon sun and she slipped it off to show her smart sleeveless dress which fitted in all the right places, “Thank you” she said handing it to me, “Can I get you a drink? Tea, coffee or squash?” I asked and she opted for coffee.

Sally made herself comfortable as I made the coffee and I peeped through the hatch and saw her looking around making notes and seemed quite professional about her job. I walked in with the coffee making sure my robe was securely tied as I didn’t want to frighten her and sat down opposite her while she finished making her notes, this gave me an opportunity to give her the once over and I have to say I was impressed, her tanned legs with knees tightly together and clipboard resting on top looked nice as did her boobs which were tightly packed and all buttons fastened, not a glimpse of nipple in sight and have to say she looked the part.