Mrs. Nooyi,

We, among the two million-strong online nation of h3h3, plead with you to cease your plans to change the name of our beloved Pepsi Max to, "Pepsi Zero Sugar". Though the reasoning, as we know it, behind your desire to change the name is understandable, we offer an alternate option which may appease both groups: Instead of changing the name of the soda entirely, add something onto the label which indicates the soda to be sugar free. We do not believe it to be a necessity for the name to be altered. Please, we want to stand side-by-side with Pepsi Co., and prevent the death of a great thing.

Kindest regards,

The h3h3 Nation