Have you ever been to an art show? Â They’re fairly similar toÂ homelessÂ shelters, but without as good of food. Â That being said, there aren’t usually too manyÂ homelessÂ people at them. Â Art museums, on the other hand, give you your own homeless person to escort you through the exhibits. Â It’s useful.

Why does Professor Hobo not turn at the artÂ exhibit? Â I’m afraid out fair professor may have spent too much time teaching andÂ transformedÂ from hobo to academic. Â Toss up which is more useless.