Many of us have drawn the occasional throbbing member in the margins of school text books – but a new Swedish ice penis may be the best penis ever drawn.

The giant member, drawn on ice in Gothenburg, was etched onto ice so thin that park officials dared not approach.

It’s not clear how it was drawn – by a person on a jetpack?


By a cock-obsessed angel, flying on glittering wings?

Darko Brankovic of Gothenburg’s Parks and Landscape Administration said, ‘Park officials did not dare to go out on to the moat and consequently the artwork is there until thawing weather returns.’



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Sadly, park officials using very long sticks have succeeded in messing up the ice penis – but the outline of the glorious member still remains.

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