The Liberal Redneck: NRA thinks any problem can be solved with lead

STARRING Trae Crowder

TUESDAY, JUNE 7, 2016

WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE

Introducing Trae Crowder, Hillbilly-in-Chief of the New York Daily News/Redneck Edition, with a few choice words on the NRA’s new plan to use shoot-em-up crazies with guns to keep kids in the boondocks safe from, um, crazies with guns:



“You really want armed civilians in rural schools? Let me ask you this – what’s the over/under on the number of weeks before some black kid gets blown away for trying to reach for a Butterfinger in his backpack? Look, I’m not calling for a ban on guns. Now do I think the ease with which a troubled teen can get his hands on a laser-guided, fully-automatic nuclear assault rifle is a little bit of a problem? Yeah, I do. ‘Cause I’m not a villain in a goddamn Japanese cartoon.”