I think it’s official. Walmart is the largest baker of bottom biscuits in the world.

When your virginity is so big you need a cart to carry it.

So what I’m really curious about is whether or not there is someone out there that would rebuke this statement? Sure, some may find it vulgar, but is anyone out there gonna try and come to the defense of skanks? I’m not.

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How insane is it that after seeing a Trump 45 shirt one of my first thoughts was “Oh dang, look at the balls on this guy. Someone might just up and jump his ass”?!?!

It looks like you two just put every color and pattern you had into the washing machine then jumped in there with it to just let the chips fall where they may.

You know it’s bad when I honestly have to applaud the fact you managed to put pants on because the rest of what you got going on leads me to believe most of the time that’s hit or miss for you.

You ever have a tablecloth that just isn’t quite long enough to fall over the edge and you think if you just take it to the end of the table it will be fine? Spoiler alert, it’s never fine.