Since the Sailor Moon anime first aired in 1992, it has become a global staple of entertainment in the young female demographic. Twenty-two years later, Sailor Moon Crystal, a graphically updated remake, is making waves on both sides of the Pacific. Now, what if there were an American live-action update? I don't know about you, but I would pay good money to see that. Lots and lots of good money.

Here's who I (and according to recent box office numbers and Tumblr, America) would cast: