john: this beard is incredible. i feel like i can accomplish anything *later* john (bursting through the door): i'm here. let's talk about giving me that job employer: sir! i'm in the middle of an interview! just wait outsi- employer: hold on. there's something about you employer (gesturing to lower face): something right in this area of your face is giving me good feelings employer: you! get out of here! i want to talk to that man over there employer (shaking hands with john): great to meet you! what's your name? john: my friends call me john. you may call me that as well. employer: if you interview as well as you shake hands, the job is all yours john (thinking to himself): how the heck is this all going so perfectly?!

Part of the John! series.