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A WATERFORD city resident said today that he has a friend getting a bit of smoke later if ye want to chip in on it.

Jamie Lonergan told WWN earlier that his friend will finish work around 5pm before making his way home on the bus. He expects his friend to be in the gaff shortly after six o clock this evening.

“He said he was definitely getting a good bit today off another fella he knows in work from Kilmac.” said Lonergan. “It will probably be pollen as there’s a huge dry on at the moment with the weed.”

“The hash lasts way longer anyway boy!” he added.

The 22-year-old said a quarter ounce of pollen will be in the range of forty to fifty euro, but urged potential buyers to chip in what ever they’ve got – as it would be ‘cheaper in the long run’.

“Sure if everyone chips in it’ll cost us half that.” he insisted. “Just give me the money and i’ll call up to him on me own cause he’s a bit paranoid about other people calling up to the house cause it’s his mothers place.”

Mr. Lonergan estimates that if the ‘whole town chips in on it together’, it would be ‘even better again’.

“I can meet ye all at the end of Lisduggan beside the gap in the ditch there.” advised the unemployed Tennis pro. “But don’t ye all be hovering around there cause it will look suspicious.”

However, sources claim that Lonergan is well known in the area for leaving people wait long periods of time for their smoke.

“That fella is always scamming nodges off people and making them wait several hours for their stuff.” said one acquaintance. “I can getcha a bit of green now if you want it, but you’ll be paying top dollar for it as its good stuff.”

Mr. Lonergan said he will meet everyone in John Roberts square at 4pm for the money before heading up to his mates.