Not content with merely ripping Hope Floats from our hearts and its streaming library, Netflix has set its sights upon 30 Rock, which is reportedly set to de-stream next month. This is, of course, deeply cruel, as 30 Rock is a near-perfect sitcom, a beautiful ode to NYC, our concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, and the only thing that helps me sleep when I start thinking about the state of my bank account. As Liz Lemon would say, "Blerg."

Indeed, as Netflix Life reports, 30 Rock will soon go the way of Scrubs, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the first season of Killer Couples, as it departs the streaming service on October 1st. And the news gets worse—Friday Night Lights, a show that taught me what football is really about (Connie Britton's hair), will join it, as will My Name is Earl, which is fine I guess.

It is possible the shows will get a reprieve—though the streaming service has cut ties with FOX (RIP Bob's Burgers), it's still working with NBC, so 30 Rock may get re-licensed. There's no problem that can't be solved by throwing money at it, after all. Still, some who have attempted to watch the show report a scary red banner flashes warnings of its impending disappearance, so at the moment things are not looking good.