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Calvin: Hey dad, look at this commercial. How come you don't drive a cool sports car like that guy? Dad: That car costs $40,000. Calvin: And look at the babe he's with. How come mom doesn't dress like that? Dad: Yeah, why don't you dress like that? Mom: Because your adolescent fantasies require an adolescent model with implants,...honey. Calvin: Maybe you guys need to drink more beer.