So I'm pretty much convinced that this whole "Santa lives in the North Pole" thing is a total sham, that dude lives in Georgia and he's upgraded. Santa doesn't need nine reindeer when he's got three awesome cost efficient red-nosed moose! These moose are fast too! Friday night I received word of my tracking number, and I was immediately watching that map like it was Norad's Santa tracker. Even so, I never expected my card to arrive on a Sunday... or to be so box shaped. Inside I found three moose ornaments and a very festive twinkling-singing-loud-for-all-to-hear sweater card! I was floored, and I couldn't stop smiling.