From my Scion I sell me some tacos and paint

You may think it's a joke but I tell you it ain't

The girls love my tacos and I love theirs too

My scion's an icebreaker and it never fails to come through

While their boyfriends are tagging with my rainbow selection

The girls eat up my tacos and I gain their affection

Soon I'll be enjoying theirs when their boyfriends get popped

By an army of cops that I have tipped off

So you see the logic of my sales technique

Is to enrapture the girls with a taco treat

While the boys get arrested for expressing their art

'Cause tagging illegal but tacos just make you fart