THE AUTHOR IS CRUELAND OFFENSIVE.

AND FOR THESE REASONS,WE DEMAND THIS BOOK BE BANNED

FROM ALL SCHOOLS,STORES, AND LIBRARIES.

THIS BOOK IS NOTHINGBUT SMUT AND VULGARITY

PURELY FOR THE SAKEOF SMUT AND VULGARITY.

- THAT'S JUST BECAUSEYOU'RE TOO YOUNG

TO UNDERSTANDTHE UNDERLYING THEMES.

- THERE ARENO UNDERLYING THEMES!

WE KNOW THAT FOR A FACT!

- YOU JUST FAILED TO UNDERSTANDWHAT THE AUTHOR MEANT.

- THE AUTHOR MEANT TO BEAS GROSS AS POSSIBLE

BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY.

- NO, NO, NO.

THAT'S SUCHA SIMPLISTIC VIEW.

- GOD DAMN IT, THERE ISNO DEEPER MEANING IN THIS BOOK.

READ IT AGAIN!

- OH, SO YOU'RE SUGGESTING

THAT THE AUTHORJUST ARBITRARILY MADE FUN

OF SARAH JESSICA PARKERFOR NO REASON.

- YES!

- BUT WHAT WOULD BETHE POINT?

- THERE'S IS NO POINT!

IT'S JUST BECAUSESARAH JESSICA PARKER

IS FUCKING UGLY!

- NO WRITERWOULD TAKE THE TIME

TO MAKE FUNOF SARAH JESSICA PARKER

JUST BECAUSE THEY THINKSHE'S UGLY.

boys: YES, THEY WOULD!

- IT IS BECAUSEMS. JESSICA PARKER

IS A METAPHOR IN THE BOOK

FOR OPPRESSIONFELT BY THE LOWER CLASS.

- WHAT?

DUDE, THAT IS NOTIN THE BOOK AT ALL!

- BOYS, THIS BOOKIS AN IMPORTANT LOOK

AT HOW LIBERALS ARE HURTINGTHIS COUNTRY, AND WE--

- WHAT?SCROTIE MCBOOGERBALLS

IS THE MOST CONSERVATIVE-HATINGLIBERAL IN LITERATURE!

- WHAT BOOK DID YOU READ?

- THERE'S NOTHINGABOUT LIBERALS OR CONSERVATIVES!

- OH, YEAH, THEN WHY DOES

SARAH JESSICA PARKER'SBUTT CHEESE

END UPIN SCROTIE'S MILKSHAKE?

- [vomiting]

- BREAKING NEWS FROM ACCLAIMEDAUTHOR LEOPOLD STOTCH.