Posted January 9, 2017 at 2:04 pm

Cue chase montage with Bad Romance by Lady Gaga in the background.

What? I can imagine any chase music I want, darn it! Besides, have you ever seen those old Scooby Doo chase scenes with songs to them? There's one with Scooby and Shaggy trying to get away from some green guy with a song called Recipe For My Love. At least my choice has SOME subtext to it!

Unless... Actually, no. I'm not going to contemplate how Recipe For My Love might have actually been appropriate for that Scooby Doo chase scene. I'm not doing that to myself.