I’m jealous of whoever wins this one.

AHA Noir

AHA Noir, the sister company of AHA Life, generously offered to sponsor my September giveaway. AHA Noir boasts an impressive stock: they carry some of the the highest quality bodysafe toys, including some of my favourite brands like We-Vibe, Crystal Delights, and JeJoue.

The Prize(s)

These are beeeeautiful! If you win, you have the choice of choosing either the Satisfyer Pro 2 or the Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo. Details:

Choice #1: Satisfyer Pro 2

Think “instant pulsating orgasm”

For proud owners of a clitoris

Waterproof (will feel even better when used under water, actually)

Don’t let its funny design fool you…this thing has rave reviews already (I just received one, review coming soon, and it’s amazing)

Made from bodysafe materials (silicone + ABS plastic)

Rechargeable

Retails at $79 USD

Choice #2: Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo

This toy delivers pleasure via oscillations

For proud owners of a penis

Use with lubricant as a conventional sleeve OR use without lube to directly stimulate the frenulum

Can be used either erect or flaccid

100% waterproof

Rechargeable

Five stimulation modes with adjustable intensities

Retails at $99 USD

Small Print

This contest will run from September 1 to September 30, 2016. The winner may choose either the Satisfyer Pro OR the Pulse II (not both) You must be 18 years or older to enter and live in a region where sex toys are legal to import. Open to recipients living in the U.S.A. and Canada Please, no giveaway accounts. One winner will be randomly selected and contacted by me by email within the 1st week of October. The winner has 48 hours to reply to me with their address otherwise another winner will be drawn. The winner agrees to provide me with their name, email, and shipping address that I will forward to AHA Noir. AHA Noir will ship directly to the winner.

Good luck! Be sure to keep this window open so you enter again tomorrow to increase your chances!

Enter Below

Win a Satisfyer Pro 2 or a Hot Octopus Pulse II Solo!



UPDATE: Congratulations to the winner, Jason!