The card itself is a dog urinating on a snowman on the front with it falling over into a pee-pile on the inside. That already is a damned fine holiday card. However, what my card gifter wrote is what made it awesome. Transcript below:

"Let's put the Christ back in Christmas! For example: 'When's that turkey gonna be ready? I'm starving for Christ's sake!" OR ' Jesus Christ, another pair of sock? Thanks a lot, Mom."

Merry Christdoesntesxistmas!"

She also included a short explanation of her assumption that I would be amused. I most certainly was. Thanks for the perfect card! It really made me smile on a kind of crappy day.