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Prison has not been kind to former Subway spokesman-turned-convicted-sex-offender Jared Fogle.



This year, Fogle—who made millions off the weight he lost eating Subway—admitted his pedophilia on tape and was ultimately convicted of having sex with two minors and possession of child pornography. He was sentenced to 15 years in prison, which he began serving in November.

According to an incredibly detailed report from the preferred magazine of celebrity offenders, In Touch Weekly, Fogle has spent the last three months binge-eating while his fellow inmates taunt him.

“Jared’s breakfast is usually Frosted Flakes with fruit or oatmeal with cake. He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box, as well as other pastries, in the commissary on his weekly shopping day,” adds the insider. “He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting!” “Jared is regularly taunted by those who have it out for him,” the prison insider states. “One of the men called Jared a ‘dirty child rapist’ and told him to ‘get the f—k out’ and not come back,” a recently released inmate from Colorado’s Federal Correctional Institution — Englewood exclusively reveals.

All-in-all, a poetic result in what remains a terrible story for literally everyone involved. Still not enough to impress the New York Post.