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South Africa’s success in the Rugby World Cup is even tougher to stomach than it should be, it can be confirmed.

With the Springboks cruising into the final against England after outmuscling a lifeless Wales overnight, a new report has confirmed that the scrum half’s beautiful blonde locks make the success even worse.

The report confirmed that the Number 9 name Faf De Klerk should probably ease up with the flowing mane of hair that makes his efforts even more noticeable around the field.

The giant-slaying little halfback who seems to wind everyone he can up probably needs to be told that a head of hair like that wouldn’t fly in suburban rugby, and it’s winding supporters up even more.

“Yaaa, looek, utz quiet unfortuneet theet Feeef carn’t get uh air cut,” explained a spokesperson for the Springboks currently living in our humble regional outpost.

“But, heez just saaa goood, thet I carn’t fault hem for eet”

“Up tha bok eh”

It can also be confirmed that if Faf lifts the Cup in a weeks time, it may pose a health risk to old blokes around the country who played in the ‘good old days.’

It’s also believed that Brad Thorn has refused to watch any of the games featuring the halfback with fantastic hair – following his campaign to give everyone in Queensland Rugby arm cuts.