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Oct. 8 - New York Knicks President Phil Jackson announced today that the team has signed center Didier Mbenga. pic.twitter.com/qjwvY1FeGZ — NY_KnicksPR (@NY_KnicksPR) October 8, 2014

2. Non-guaranteed, obviously. For billions of dollars, but non-guaranteed. The Knicks don't have any guaranteed roster spots and training camp is over, so I have no idea how (Phil Jackson and Derek Fisher's old Lakers friend) D.J. Mbenga would have any prayer of making the team as a 33 year-old who hasn't played in the NBA since 2011. I hope this doesn't mean someone is secretly hurt, and that it's just Knicks management being kindly to an old Laker bro. In any event,

3. TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Preseason just got Mbenga% more fun.