You didn’t really think we weren’t going to hop on this bandwagon, did you? As an Internet publication, we appreciate memes and hashtags just as much as the next troll. So now that Facebook seems to be blowing up with #whatshouldwecallme, we felt morally obligated to create some Brown scenarios, interpreted through gifs:

WHEN IT’S SUNNY OUT AND A FRIEND TELLS ME TO COME TO THE MAIN GREEN

And I’m like,





WHEN SOMEONE USES THE FAUNCE COMPUTERS TO CHECK FACEBOOK

And I’m like,

WHEN IT’S 11:35 AND THERE’S NO LINE FOR CHICKEN FINGER FRIDAY

And I’m like,

WHEN STUDENT GROUPS TRY TO GIVE ME PAPER SLIPS

And I’m like,

WHEN THE SPRING WEEKEND LINEUP IS FINALLY ANNOUNCED

And I’m like,

WHEN IT’S LATE AND ANTONIO’S PIZZA SLICES ARE A DOLLAR EACH

I’m like,

WHEN I TRY TO SEDUCE A MAN AT WHISCO

I’m like,

WHEN MY PROFESSOR LECTURES TOO FAST

And I’m like,

WHEN I TRY TO EXPRESS MY OBSESSIVE LOVE FOR THE BLUE ROOM’S CHIPOTLE MAYO AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

I’m like,

WHEN I LOOK ON BROWN BARES AND SEE SOMEONE FROM MY SECTION

I’m like,





WHEN WE TALK ABOUT PRIVILEGE IN FEMSEX

And I’m like,

WHEN THE PROFESSOR ASKS ME ABOUT POST-MODERNISM IN A SEVEN-PERSON SEMINAR

And I’m like,



