Pet Rock

Tiny construct, unaligned

Armor Class 5

5 Hit Points 13 (1d4 + 10)

13 (1d4 + 10) Speed 0ft., swim 60ft. (down only)

STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 1 (-5) 30 (+10) 24 (+7) 12 (+1) 1 (-5)

Condition Immunities Petrification

Petrification Skills History +9, Nature +9, Perception +3

History +9, Nature +9, Perception +3 Senses darkvision 30 ft, tremorsense 5 ft, passive Perception 13

darkvision 30 ft, tremorsense 5 ft, passive Perception 13 Languages Pet Rock, understands Dwarven but can't speak it.

Pet Rock, understands Dwarven but can't speak it. Challenge 1 (200 XP)

Stoney Bluff. The pet rock has very tiny eyes. Enemies must make a DC15 Wisdom (perception) check to notice that it's not an ordinary rock. The DC for this check is 20 on rocky terrain.

Stone's Toughness. The pet rock has resistance to all damage types, and immunity to necrotic, radiant, lightning, and psychic damage. The Pet Rock is also unaffected by all psionic abilities.

Familiar Rock. The pet rock can be bonded to an creature that doesn't already have a familiar, by keeping it on that creature's person for 24 hours, or it can be bonded by someone who already has a familiar, by mercilessly beating their old familiar to death with the pet rock. As long as someone is bonded to the pet rock, they can use the spell find familiar at will, but only applying to the pet rock.

Actions

Fastball Special. Ranged Attack: One ally can use a bonus action to throw the pet rock at an enemy, making a ranged attack roll with a range of 30 feet. On a hit, the rock does 1d4 bludgeoning damage, plus the allies strength modifier. The pet rock can choose to grant advantage to this attack using its reaction. This counts as a melee spell attack for the pet rock.