In some ways, this is the biggest release yet; the bigger size changes everything. It’s like you’re getting more of it for the same price. It’s like, imagine going from an iPhone 4 to an iPhone 7, except, you can actually use it with one hand, and the 7 model was as glorious as the 4. I know, and now, just imagine what could be next.

Buy them now at the official website.

There’s Kind of a Wall

It goes without saying, Meteor Toys are super popular, I mean, super modular, and each one is walled off from the other. It’s amazing, really. I know it because I built it. It’s called app construction. I know how to do it — I can build it cheaper, faster, and better, and the client will pay for it. (And yes, you can call me to build something for you. I’m expensive but I’ll save you money.)

FOX, CNN, CBS, MDG… they are completely one sided. You never see them talk about Meteor Toys. But like, they can’t even code. These are people without great coding abilities. It’s really unfair, but I won’t complain.

(Kidding 😜 MDG’s three letter name fit in so well with the others. Obviously, MDG has much talent.)

Rebuilding America Faster with Faster Rebuilding

Meteor has to compile a bunch of files to run. It’s like, imagine having to look through stacks of paper all the time. I mean, who want’s to do that? So I made Meteor Toys better, they are now like half the amount of files so Meteor can rebuild faster. Not that there were reports of them slowing down builds at all. In fact, I did some internal testing, the results of which may be published in 2037, to verify this and I can assure you Meteor Toys do not even impact build speeds.

Buy Meteor Toys now at the official website.

New Economy Means Meteor Toys Are Now Taxed -35%

You’re going to be coding so much, you’re going to be like stop it, I’m tired of coding. You’re going to be like, Max, chill man, I’m tired of this …. `meteor remove meteortoys:allthings`.

Your process will become so efficient, you’re going to look to your co-worker on the left… you’re going to look to your coworker on the right… and you’re going to be like, one of us won’t have a job soon. It’s actually more likely to be two of you. But don’t worry, because I alone will get you more jobs! But really, jobs are boring, so do you even want a job?

So, purchase Meteor Toys 4 today! Meteor Toys is an independent project. With your support, we keep the influence of big corporations out, to focus on making the best product for you. (But hey, if anybody wants to acquire Meteor Toys or sponsor a free version, or invest into a new property, hit me up..) And they’re like totally deductible on your taxes. You’re going to pay less taxes — isn’t that great? Choose Max Savin for Max Savings.

For a -35% tax, use coupon code `huuuuugediscount` on the Gumroad checkout. (Btw, this offer may or may not be 35% and it may change any time.)

For existing customers, an update guide will be sent on Monday.