Forget the Wendy Davis wheelchair ad. NARAL, an extreme pro-abortion group, just nominated its own entry for worst campaign ad of 2014.

The new NARAL ad in Colorado suggests that Cory Gardner wants to ban condoms. Not just the pill, but condoms. Because nothing says “I want to ban birth control” like wanting to make birth control…available over-the-counter without a prescription.

According to NARAL, wanting to make birth control over-the-counter is the same as banning it, and that will cause condoms, which are also available over-the-counter, to disappear entirely from stores. Or something.

Here’s the ad (transcript below):

Woman: Did you try the corner market?

Man: Of course.

Woman: Grocery store?

Man: Sold out?

Woman: Drug store?

Man: Come on.

Woman: So *everyone’s* sold out of condoms? Hmm. How did this happen?

Man: Cory Gardner banned birth control. And now, it’s all on us guys. And you can’t find a condom *anywhere*. And the pill was just the start. Pell grants my little brother was counting on for college? Cory cut them. Climate change that *everyone* knows is weirding our weather, Cory flat-out denies it. Sweet Pea, Cory denies science.

Woman: Come on!

Man: This guy has no idea what’s going on in the real world.

A few things: “Sweet Pea”? Really? Cory “denies science”? Seriously? “Weirding the weather”? (An aside: weren’t we told that climate change and weather are totally super different?) And the hypothetical guy who can’t figure out how to buy condoms thinks somebody else doesn’t know what’s going on in the real world?

In all seriousness, congratulations to NARAL for airing what might be the dumbest ad of 2014. According to the Real Clear Politics poll average in Colorado, Gardner leads Democratic Sen. Mark Udall by 3 percentage points.