This post will piss off Tumblr

☆Being fat is 95% of the time unhealthy.

☆White people are actually pretty cool, like every other race.

☆ There are biologically, by nature, only two genders.

☆ The feminism on Tumblr is not real feminism, it’s actually anti-masculine more than it is pro-feminist.

☆ Someone posted something on here? OH IT MUST BE TRUE WE DON’T NEED PROOF!!! (this is sarcasm)

☆Hunting and fishing is not animal cruelty, although poaching and animal abuse ARE.

☆ Being a vegan is a huge mised steak. Meat is delicious and an excellent, easy source

☆ Underage drinking and drug use are NOT OKAY (with the exception of marijuana, which is naturally occuring and therefore not a synthetic drug)

☆ Benedict Cumberbatch has a weird shaped head there I said it.

☆ The Doctor Who thingy looks like a phone booth.

☆ I love the United States and I’m proud to be an American. So those of you on here who want to be British and hate living in the US, you can move there.

☆ Cigarettes are unhealthy.

☆ I hate cats. Dogs rule.

☆ Miley Cyrus is not that attractive and she violates far too many inanimate objects.

☆ Sports are cool.

☆ Blowing extra air out of your nose does not count as “I CANT BREATHE,” “CRYING,” or “OMFG IM DYING.”

☆ Depression isn’t fucking cute, quit glorifying self-harm and suicide.

☆ There is no such thing as “white privilege.”

☆ There is no such thing as “thin privilege.”

☆ I had never felt so discriminated against in my life until I joined this site. Just because I’m a white male in America doesn’t make me a “Caucasian Cis Shitlord.”

☆ Period jokes, holocaust jokes, and racist jokes are funny. Not because I enjoy other people’s misfortunes, but because I feel like laughter desensitizes many things. Smiling about something makes everything better, so quit being so fucking bitter about everything and laugh a little bit. We only have a little bit of time on this earth, don’t spend it being sad about the past. Cheer the fuck up.

☆ Chip bags need pressurized hydrogen inside them to keep the chips fresh and to keep them from getting crushed. Stop bitching about your “bags of air.”

☆ I will most likely never meet anyone that follows me, unfortunately. You would all probably hate me anyway.

☆ The best three things about this site are the porn, the funny pictures, and the comments. Everything else about this site is shit and needs to be thrown into a dumpster with myspace and 9gag. Right underneath them. With iFunny groping it. Right on top of Cracked.com and Buzzfeed.com, and slightly to the right of Facebook.

☆ The dumbest fucking posts get all the notes. Seriously. A cigarette? Please give it 100,000+ notes because it’s “artistic” and we love the “aesthetic” of a cancer stick. Yes because we all have never seen a fucking cigarette. That’s not photography. You know what art is, something created, modified, or edited to express something. Not, “Hey look at this potted cactus on a windowsill.”

☆ Nobody is even reading this at this point. So whatever. I’ve mastubated three times today. THREE TIMES. The first time was the best though. Found a new video in HD and it is pretty great. 10/10 would beat off to again.

☆ The last thing, my most hated thing about this website, is the fact that unless I’m sharing someone else’s views, it is 100% frowned upon to have an opinion about anything. Tumblr is such a hive mind circlejerk of shit that in all honesty, are probably some of the most absolutely terrible, uneducated, politically incorrect ideas to ever leave someone’s internet-infected water-filled head. I swear I get dumber every time I come on here.