First of all, don’t fret — Brett Favre isn’t coming back. But his agent, Bus Cook, says the soon-to-be 44-year-old could play today if he wanted.

Cook was speaking at an event in Mobile, Ala., on Monday night when he discussed his client’s NFL readiness.

“Today, he could play today. I saw him the other day. He’s in the best shape I’ve ever seen him in, physically. “His arms look like a blacksmith’s arms. He rides a bike probably 30-50 miles a day. He runs 4 or 5 miles a day. He’s coaching at the high school, and they’re undefeated. He loves it. His body fat is 7.5%, and he weighs 225 pounds. He could play today, better than a lot of them out there today.”

What, no wrestling bears or chopping down trees with the help of his trusty ox, Blue? Does Favre sprout a full beard in the time it takes most men to grow a five o’clock shadow? Did he win a fight to the death against Chuck Norris and the Dos Equis guy?

Though it seems like just yesterday that Favre was cavalierly flinging interceptions with the Minnesota Vikings, it’s almost been three years since he threw his last NFL pass.

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