Are you a fan of Western Revenge thrillers? Are you consistently annoyed by the obnoxious talking heads at ESPN? Were you pumping your fist when you watched Jamie Foxx mow down a bunch of slaveowning monsters in Django Unchained? Does Clint Eastwood methodically tracking down a bunch of poncho-wearing betrayers, one by one, from his mysterious past shot by Sergio Leone? How about Bill Simmons? What do you think about him getting canned from ESPN?

Animated production company, Cleo Dog Productions, took those questions — ones that seem so oil and water, at first glance — and turned them into an animated short masterpiece. Check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsV3E56d0c&feature=youtu.be

It’s completely fantastic.

Highlights include:

— Chuck Barkley mowing down Skip Bayless at the 2:14 mark

— A stammering, absurd, Mike & Mike at the :55 mark

— A stunning reveal at the 2:24 mark featuring a hilarious homo-erotic tryst between Roger Goodell and John Skipper

— ***TERMINATOR ROGER GOODELL ALERT!!!!*** At the 3:40 Mark

— Vehicular homicide of Mike & Mike at the 3:51 mark

In short, this is among the finest films in the last decade, if not all time. If I could afford it, I would hire Cleo Dog Productions to make a video like this. Every. Single. Day. My only gripe? Where was Stephen A. Smith?

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