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It's unfortunate Fresh Off the Boat has had to deal with so much unnecessary noise leading up to its premiere, because at its root, the show is sweet and although far from perfect, really finding its groove in the later episodes, with some very funny, laugh-out-loud moments.

The question, of course, is whether anyone will watch. The timeslot—between The Middle and Modern Family—is promising, given the solidity of ABC's Wednesday night lineup. But Constance and Randall joke that they are deeply skeptical a single person will tune in. Fresh Off the Boat has seemed, to them, like a pipe dream from the start, as the first network comedy featuring an all-Asian cast.

"I remember when I first heard about the project before it even was going to be made into a pilot," Randall tells me. "I was like, really, they're going to try to make one of those? Well, that's amazing. It probably won't happen, but that's great. And then, they were making it, and it was mind-blowing."

"And now, supposedly, it's going to air," Constance deadpans. "But we don't expect ANYONE to watch it."

Prove them wrong tonight at 8:30 on ABC and come join our Constance Wu Is Everything club.