Kate "McMansion Hell" Wagner is carrying $42,000 in student debt; heiress Betsy "Marie Antoinette" DeVos is the anti-public-school advocate whom Donald Trump put in charge of the nation's public schools, and one of her first official acts was to end the rules limiting sleazy student debt-collection tactics, even as Trump was ending debt relief for students defrauded by diploma mills (like, say, Trump University).

DeVos's money is a kind of slurry of war-crime dividends and pyramid scheme wealth, and it's been piled so high and deep that she literally owns ten yachts.

Even with all those holes in the water to pour her money into, DeVos still has plenty to spend, which is how she came to own a 22,000 square foot "summer home" in Holland, Michigan with three bedrooms, ten bathrooms (3.3 per bedroom!), three kitchens (one per bedroom!), eight dishwashers (2.66 per kitchen!), 13 porches and an elevator.

Wagner's given DeVos's monstrous summer place the McMansion Hell treatment, with extra helpings of acerbic wit as befits such an archvillain.