Well. The Gods presented me with something deep. Something wise. Something….penetrating. and here I am! Blessed to be able to impart its wisdom – a daunting task. Bear with me:

GOD = MACRO-penis = THE BIG BANG

HUMAN = MICRO-penis = EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

We are all created in God’s image. We have the ability to create. and destroy. We are all micropenises. We are all microvaginas. A fast, hard nature (yang), a soft yielding nature (yin).

Go forth. Spread your seed.

Let your little micropenises impregnate microvaginas

Remember: The Big Bang has rippled throughout space and time throughout eternity, so too, your creative acts. Use your powers wisely.

END TRANSMISSION.