Colts



Strengths: Last year’s victory over Denver totally removes any pressure for Andrew Luck to live up to Peyton Manning; Reggie Wayne still one of league’s best route-hobblers



Weaknesses: Andrew Luck constantly paralyzed by choice of openings in secondaries of divisional opponents; Team without Robert Mathis for four games after the linebacker violated league ban on fertility; Colts have yet to prove they can overcome deficits greater than 29 points during big games



OSN Stat: Running back Trent Richardson is 900 rushing yards away from becoming decent trade bait



Front Office: High as fuck



Stadium: Lucas Oil—Oil Paid For By The Blood Of Thousands / Staining The Hands Of The Elite / Flowing Like Poison Through America's Veins / LAND OF THE FREE! / Fueling The Demise Of Us All / Of Us All / Of Us All—Stadium



Fun Fact: Team owner is a very sick man who needs help



