Today's cute kid note reminds parents that they may not be as stealth as they think.

Title: The Skeptic

Author: Lexi

Age: 9

Triple Whammy: Goodbye to the Tooth Fairy, Santa and the Easter Bunny, all in one note. Really?

Valid Reactions from Mom and Dad: 1. Fine, no money under your pillow; 2. We'll be crying into our pillows over here.

Just Don't Tell These Kids: A whole nation of negotiators could be crushed if Lexi's news gets out.

(Via willsanderson on Reddit; H/T Buzzfeed)

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