Noticing a strong emergence on Facebook of experts in foreign policy and politics in the wake of recent events, President Barack Obama has decided to take a step back and let Facebook decide how to run the country.

“Scrolling through my Facebook feed, I’ve noticed an overwhelming number of political experts emerge this past week,” said the president in an interview with Buzzfeed. “I’m thoroughly impressed in the knowledge of the people on Facebook, whether it’s through posting articles written by someone else or taking the ever-growing moral high ground to make their peers look like monsters. This is the type of leadership that we need in this country, so I hereby announce that I will be handing my presidential powers of to the Facebook Userbase indefinitely.

Dave Engelberg, a Facebook user of 4 years, is super excited to use his political expertise to help govern the country. “I knew that ‘Atlantic’ article I posted the other day would make a difference when I saw that I had 31 likes in less than 24 hours, regardless of the cynical comments from my old classmate, Evan. But Evan’s wrong. He’s ignorant and doesn’t understand how things really work, which is why I posted the article- so that I could educate people like Evan on what should be done in this country.”

“Feeling so #blessed to be able to run America,” posted Madison Teller, a 14 year old who says she actually prefers instagram, “I knew my meme explaining the refugee crisis would have an impact. Can’t wait to make the world a better place #Peace #Love #Madison.”