Name: “Adolf”

Age: Ageless!

Height: 4”,7”ft

Likes: funhaus, Big Sauerkraut, spitzkrack, lotus eaters, sitting on funhaus host laps, eating white pudding.

Dislikes: Hobos, Spiders, Achievement Hunters, Black mamba, doctor roboto, juiwce ad rainbows.

Funhaus crew joking about adopting a german orphan, they were all drunk until Bruce took the joke too far,and actually adopted a real german orphan, named adolf through craig’s list.

Adolf isn’t just your ordinary kid on the block, he came from a top secret lab in Germany, where they still experiment on the “ubermensch!” he is the only Super aryan child, living to this day… but unfortunately, he went missing and came up from craig’s list for some reason.

Now he was adopted by bruce of greene from the U.S. of A.

Now he lives in the Funhaus Office, in the merchandise room next to james lifetime supply of Supplements along with adam’s german rainbow magazines.