Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face.

You can buy yourself the Joker’s gun. You see? I’ll show you.

It’s currently up for auction at iCollector and will go live in about two weeks. The opening bid for this unmarked, slab-sided two-tone Glock is $9,000.

It’s a prop gun, it looks like some type of airsoft pistol, and it comes with one magazine, an extended, threaded barrel and a silencer.

Of course, if you can’t afford a fake Glock for nine grand you can always just buy some pencils. Tell me that wasn’t the best part of that movie…