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The banjo made me, and two of my friends, all decide at once that fiddleford must have adopted dipper clones 3 and 4.

Fiddleford is smart, so he probably figured out a way to, like, laminate them or something. So they’d be safe from water.

The Stans visit at some point, and Ford is only a bit surprised because he does remember the copy machine. Stan didn’t know the copy machine wasn’t just… a copy machine.

Meanwhile the clones, who had not met Ford, are like “!!!!!!!!!!!!” and then they find out he’s the AUTHOR and it’s…

Remember Dipper’s scream? Multiply by two. Something glass just… shatters because of the frequency.

So yeah that’s my latest gf headcanon thanks for coming to my ted talk.