Victor Vazquez, one half of the art-rap duo Das Racist, happens to be a cartoonist. He was so steamed at The New Yorker that he decided to start an Internet war and challenge us to a cartoon-off. The rules are simple. Each competitor draws:

A day in the life of a rapper. A day in the life of a cartoonist. A futuristic utopia where racism does not exist.

If The New Yorker wins, Das Racist has to quit rap and become classical musicians. If DR wins, TNY has to become a magazine about rap and jewels.