gift from my secret santa (this is printed on a sheet about a meter in size):

To emart-

This isn’t your gift. This is just a big piece of paper with the Reddit alien on it that I printed at work. (If you ever need anything printed out in black and white on a big piece of paper, I’m your man!)

Just wanted to let you know your gift should arrive around December 10th. I ordered it online but wanted to send a personalized message to you too.

I wanted to spruce up the message by adding a funny limerick or something but I got pretty discouraged after realizing nothing really rhymes with Reddit. Anyway, have a good holiday!

-Your Reddit Secret Santa