FETID-K'HATBOCS, Turkey (WNB) - German Chancellor Angela Merkel's visit to a refugee camp on the Turkish-Syrian border Saturday was cut short after she was reportedly molested while shaking hands in a crowd.

According to sources, Mrs. Merkel was meeting with Syrian refugees at the Nizap camp, a sprawling complex 30 miles east of the Turkish city of Zhithole, when she was "fondled and groped" by dozens of boys and young men before her security detail could pull her from the mob. Afterward, a shaken but unharmed Merkel was photographed calmly smoking a cigarette while aides recovered articles of her clothing (below).