That's why, on the 12th day of Christmas, my true love watched with me a film where Santa goes on a killing spree! The holiday season doesn't have to be all jolly old men, yankee swaps, and the lowest prices of the season- GUARANTEED. For some, X-Mas represents a darker time of year. Suicidal thoughts and seasonal affective disorder are this season's only true must-haves. Over the years, some deeply flawed writers and directors have skipped enough therapy appointments to deliver to us a variety of violent nights, Hanukkhell traditions, and their own versions of jingle hell to keep you thinking brutal thoughts all season long. Here's our collection of X-Mas movies that leave the sap inside the tree, where it belongs: