Sadly, oh how true that is. Nearly everything is now a “code word” or a racist “dog whistle.”

.@JonahNRO In case you missed it: The reference guide to racist code words via @stephenkruiser==> http://t.co/sDlkyQna — Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) August 30, 2012

The funny thing is, it is the racist Left who hears them. No sane person does, ever. If only there was some sort of handy-dandy guidebook so that we didn’t have to keep digging out our racist decoder rings.

@Hardball_Chris Will you be releasing 'Chris Matthews' Guide To GOP Racist Code Words' before the election? #p2 #tcot — johnqpubliq (@johnqpubliq) August 26, 2012

He’s in luck! Twitchy CEO Michelle Malkin has put together just such a guide.

Words that will set off lib racial code enforcers' dog-trombone: "Golf," "professor," and "Constitution"==> http://t.co/dpVBnPdM — Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) August 31, 2012

It’s a treacherous business exercising your freedom of speech in the age of Obama. As a public service, I present to you: “The 2012 Condensed Liberal Handbook of Racial Code Words.” Decoder rings, activate!

Read the whole thing, so you will never have to fret about missing a “dog whistle” that usually only the Left can hear. It includes things like “kitchen cabinet” (racist), “angry” (racist, unless Pig Maher says it) and “Obamacare” (racist, except for when President Obama uses the term to hawk his wares). Got it straight? If you think it makes no sense, that’s probably because you are racist.

The insanity, incredibly, got even worse today. Clint Eastwood’s appearance at the RNC? Totally a dog whistle. Why? Because, chair. No, really. It was also a “minstrel show.” According to the left-wing labor journalist for In These Times magazine.

Eastwood chair rant was RACIST, white man putting dirty words into mouth of black man like a puppet — Mike Elk (@MikeElk) August 31, 2012

Eastwood Chair Rant so racist white man manipulating mouth of black man like puppet getting him to say swear words — Mike Elk (@MikeElk) August 31, 2012

Didn't anyone else sense minstrel show quality of white men speaking for a black man & making him look foul — Mike Elk (@MikeElk) August 31, 2012

No, cuckoo pants progressive of pallor. No sane person saw that. You know what they did see? Despicable racial slurs hurled at minority GOP speakers by the Code Word Police. And absolutely repugnant things like “negro spotting,” perpetrated by the racist Left. Got hate? You do.

watch racist Eastwood video again – white man would never be demeaned like this http://t.co/L9A48Sxz — Mike Elk (@MikeElk) August 31, 2012

"It was like Amos & Andy meets Waiting for Godot." – @meeshellchen on racism of #eastwooding — Mike Elk (@MikeElk) August 31, 2012

listened to Eastwood speech three times – that was the dog whistle of the night — Mike Elk (@MikeElk) August 31, 2012

“Dog whistle”! Drink!

I wish commentators would discuss the minstrel show soft racism of the Eastwood chair — Mike Elk (@MikeElk) August 31, 2012

The “soft racism of the Eastwood Chair.” He actually said that. Unironically.

No worries, Mike. We are sure Chris Matthews, he who sees only color while obsessively accusing Republicans of playing the race card, would love to discuss this with you. Next on “Hardball”: Rethuglicans bring out The Eastwood Chair in a chilling dog whistle attempt.

Cue the nefarious music!

Of course, no one actually watches MSNBC. Sorry, champ. Your desperate attempt of grossly using minorities to further an agenda has failed. It is entering the big, black hole containing all your other failures. Black hole? We know: Racist.