While my ideal Bat Key would start the ignition to a Batmobile, I guess one that makes an X on my computer screen will suffice until I raise $620,000 and learn how to drive a stick. Etsy artist Anya's Batman Keyboard Stickers turn Macbook typing pads into the most recognizable symbol on the planet next to the hospital cross and the middle finger.

Covered keyboard letters and symbols remain visible through the glossy-finished Bat-Signal, whose adhesive withstands day-to-day use, but removes easily should one wish to swap out the Dark Knight's iconic stamp for a set of Arc Reactor keyboard stickers, or remove them entirely and finally grow up like the last girl who dumped one suggested.