I’m just a pervy old slag from Braintree, Essex who wants to shag a much younger man. I don’t want to snog and I don’t want to know your name. I just want you to ring me up, tell me you’re starkers and invite me over. I’ll even leave my pants balled up under your bed. You can find them in the morning and remember all of the amazing things I did to your bell end. I know how to make a bloke feel good and I want to show you all of my tricks. I’m always randy and my quim is always begging for a meat and two veg inside it.

If you’re tired of wanking and want to get your leg over, message me. Let me show you what shagging is really all about. I want to get stuffed and get my strawberry creams covered in your baby batter. I may be older, but I’m fit. My growler is randy and waiting for your young John Thomas. Please don’t let me down. I’m gagging for it. I need an end piece right now. Send me a message and use me to get your end away. It’s what I’m the best at.