No, nothing is wrong with your eyes; you’re looking at a custom 1965 Corvair trike...

Why anyone would go through the effort of making something like this is beyond me. It’s powered by a rebuilt six-cylinder engine with a Harley-Davidson front end. The eBay listing says the “trike is ready to ride now, but needs cosmetic work.” That’s probably the understatement of the year because this is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen.

If you want to feel like you’re piloting a large sidecar, this abomination can be yours for $3,999.99. On the plus side, there’s room for two in the back seat.

Original listing: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Built-Motorcycles-Other-/390843608036?vxp=mtr