Every year hundreds of thousands of letters make their way across the frozen tundra to Santa’s workshop in the North Pole. And while most of them follow the typical “Dear Santa” format, every once in a while there is there is an outlier. These outliers include everything from violent death threats and spiteful tirades to honest inquiries and serious cases of brown nosing. Although some of them are probably just jokes, as you’ll see in a minute, some are also dead serious. Either way though, they make for 25 hilarious letters to Santa.

25 I want…a lot 24 Oh “Deer” Irony 23 Impress the boys 22 Obsess much? 21 Walmart Gold Digger 20 No time for small talk 19 Those darn scalpers 18 She’s done her research 17 Straight shooter 16 Why else? 15 It’s All About The Benjamins 14 They’ll flirt for anything these days 13 Ultimatum 12 Back. Stabber. 11 Hair extensions, a midget, and bragging rights…beat that 10 Little Johnny 9 Wisdom speaks 8 Best for last 7 Whoa 6 A valid concern 5 Mixup 4 Size constraints 3 It just got real 2 A new strategy 1 Oh Snap SEE ALSO: 25 Harry Potter Facts That Will Knock You Off Your Broomstick » NOW WATCH: 25 Best Superfoods You Need To Start Eating Now Subscribe to List25