(3/23/2015 8:21:37 PM) frozenphil: yes, that's how inneffective alliances like BL play this game

(8:24:00 PM) Cartras Vokan: I'm just saying, denying people fights is a two-edged sword.

(8:35:04 PM) nour_samy: morning

(8:35:07 PM) nour_samy: what needs doing ?

(8:35:45 PM) nour_samy: why again are we blue balling them ?

(8:36:09 PM) nour_samy: Can't we just skynet some troll ceptors or something and blap elo ?

(8:36:40 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: blue ball or blob is the order iirc

(8:37:00 PM) atrum_veneficus: nour_samy: we win wars

(8:37:07 PM) atrum_veneficus: we don't win 'gud fites'

(8:37:29 PM) atrum_veneficus: if there's no timer to win, or no timer to create, we provide no content to elite pvp

(8:38:29 PM) nour_samy: Line members want 'gud fites' as you put them. Eve is a game, not a job. For some people it might seem like that, but for most line members this deployment has been nothing but blue balls and no kms.

(8:38:50 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: tough?

(8:39:05 PM) nour_samy: I do not understand this concept. Our job as FCs at least in FCON, is to secure strategic objectives, and if there are none, to provide content for line members.

(8:39:34 PM) pooki_bear: then join NC. god damn

(8:39:51 PM) nour_samy: No thank you, i'm quite happy in FCON.

(8:40:02 PM) pooki_bear: I enjoy fun fights as well but the whole point is to not make invading us fun

(8:40:11 PM) pooki_bear: if you want a fun fight go to lowsec or BNI space

(8:40:21 PM) pooki_bear: or I hear wicked creek is fun this time of year as well

(8:41:14 PM) atrum_veneficus: nour_samy: you should join BNI then

(8:41:18 PM) nour_samy: If we smash their faces in every time they try to have a 'gud fite' how are we making it fun to invade us.

(8:41:29 PM) atrum_veneficus: people farm the fuck out of BNI and IRC because they undock whenever someone shows up

(8:41:43 PM) atrum_veneficus: we remind people every day why we are a terrible place to come find "gud fites"

(8:42:28 PM) nour_samy: Good fights are what keep line members interested.

(8:42:47 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: they are probably in the wrong place then

(8:42:58 PM) atrum_veneficus: no, wars keep line members interested

(8:43:22 PM) atrum_veneficus: and winning

(8:43:28 PM) nour_samy: What ? wars where you do nothing but structure bash and get blue balled and watch blue titans DD each other ? That's no war.

(8:44:37 PM) atrum_veneficus: you really don't have any idea what we did in our previous wars do you

(8:44:50 PM) nour_samy: If you haven't noticed, i'm talking about this war.

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(8:44:56 PM) komosunder: 10:42 PM nour_samy: Good fights are what keep line members interested. <-------- you answered your own question

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(8:45:24 PM) gray_arachnid: if BL keeps getting fights then they'll keep coming back

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(8:45:36 PM) gray_arachnid: We show them that it's not interesting to come fight us

(8:45:38 PM) nour_samy: If BL keeps getting their face smashed in they won't.

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(8:45:45 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: you are an idiot :cripes:

(8:45:45 PM) nour_samy: Even more than blue balls

(8:45:55 PM) gray_arachnid: "Fights" do not dictate the winner or the loser

(8:46:01 PM) gray_arachnid: as long as they get "fights" they will keep coming back

(8:46:04 PM) gray_arachnid: it doesn't matter if they win or lose

(8:46:08 PM) nour_samy: snod_how-do-i-fly: Do not be offensive please.

(8:46:11 PM) gray_arachnid: they got what they wanted, they'll come back

(8:46:22 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: stop being an idiot then pls

(8:46:36 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: you're being told exactly why we don't do what you want to do

(8:46:44 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: and don't seem to grasp it

(8:46:47 PM) nour_samy: Yes and it makes no sense.

(8:46:53 PM) gray_arachnid: Yes it does make sense.

(8:46:59 PM) nour_samy: Not to line members.

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(8:47:15 PM) gray_arachnid: well you tell them that.

(8:47:19 PM) atrum_veneficus: nour_samy: your mythical "line members" are stupid fucks then

(8:47:24 PM) atrum_veneficus: and you should spend more time educating them

(8:47:38 PM) atrum_veneficus: goons seem to get it quite easily

(8:47:39 PM) nour_samy: Again no need to be offensive, we're all CIVLIZED are we not ?

(8:47:49 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: are you new?

(8:47:53 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: to the cfc?

(8:48:04 PM) nour_samy: 4 months almost

(8:48:19 PM) fawlty7: nour_samy, let me play out a scenario for you

(8:48:23 PM) fawlty7: BL and co

(8:48:24 PM) fawlty7: Have spies

(8:48:24 PM) rothana_haldane: nour_samy: need a hug?

(8:48:27 PM) fawlty7: Lots and lots of spies

(8:48:34 PM) fawlty7: You undock your fleet to fight

(8:48:43 PM) fawlty7: They kill you and all backup fcs and then murder your fleet

(8:48:49 PM) fawlty7: And high five each other on the way home

(8:48:58 PM) fawlty7: How is that going to help anyone on our side

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(8:49:17 PM) atrum_veneficus: nour_samy: we are not civilized, we're goons.

(8:49:20 PM) atrum_veneficus: eat dicks

(8:49:29 PM) nour_samy: Why do you think i joined FCON dickwad ?

(8:49:37 PM) atrum_veneficus: that's better

(8:49:40 PM) fawlty7: haha

(8:49:49 PM) fawlty7: nour_samy you have to look at the bigger picture for this

(8:49:51 PM) rayonar: http://i.imgur.com/MrW5mUX.gif

(8:49:59 PM) fawlty7: There is a reason the cfc has lasted as long as it has

(8:50:06 PM) stuart_hutchison: look at it like trying to get laid if you get it first time everytime there is no challenge the second one woman blue balls you and you think she is worth it you will go back more eager than the first time

(8:50:06 PM) rothana_haldane: I'm still gonna hug you

(8:50:10 PM) nour_samy: raynor lol, i haven't even had my coffe yet

(8:50:35 PM) rothana_haldane: grp goon hug! (fart)

(8:51:47 PM) nour_samy: fawlty7: i never put my secondarys or tertiarys in MOTD, Always have enough logi, and overtank my FC boat.

(8:51:54 PM) fawlty7: :cripes:

(8:51:56 PM) fawlty7: You do know

(8:51:58 PM) fawlty7: They just listen on comms

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(8:52:01 PM) fawlty7: Like always

(8:52:07 PM) fawlty7: And the moment you mention someones name

(8:52:10 PM) rayonar: http://i.imgur.com/3t63g.gif

(8:52:10 PM) nour_samy: And i never say them on comms either

(8:52:15 PM) fawlty7: Don't have to

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(8:52:31 PM) fawlty7: Their spy in fleet goes to the target broadcasted and you can see who broadcasted it

(8:53:09 PM) gray_arachnid: They called hitting services a hellcamp

(8:53:10 PM) gray_arachnid: http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/3039yz/hellcamp_of_4ep12/

(8:53:52 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: upvotes and gud fites dont win wars

(8:54:06 PM) rayonar: Really? Apparently upvotes got me my Titan back.

(8:54:20 PM) rayonar: To be fair it does look like an arrow.

(8:54:31 PM) nekro_elders: #diplotank

(8:55:08 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: hashtags got the titan back

(8:55:20 PM) rayonar: snod_how-do-i-fly: Oh right, mah bad.

(8:55:23 PM) nour_samy: fawlty7: I also broadcast my self. I'm good like that :)

(8:55:34 PM) nekro_elders: Bridge not jumpLOL

(8:55:37 PM) fawlty7: Are you dumb?

(8:55:40 PM) fawlty7: They headshot you

(8:55:45 PM) rayonar: nour_samy: For real. Are you trolling? Or are you just dense.

(8:55:45 PM) fawlty7: And everyone else who takes command

(8:55:54 PM) rayonar: This isn't Branch, this isn't a skirmish.

(8:55:55 PM) rayonar: It's a war.

(8:56:01 PM) nour_samy: Overtanked FC boat and logi ? Those exist you know

(8:56:08 PM) gray_arachnid: Overtanked won't save you from shit.

(8:56:37 PM) gray_arachnid: if they can't break your tank they'll kill you logi and try again

(8:56:40 PM) gray_arachnid: your*

(8:56:43 PM) rayonar: Does anyone have that BR from the last war where we were unironically using Domis, and BL brought Maels and basically headshotted 5 of our 6 FCs in out fleet.

(8:56:47 PM) rayonar: In Overtanked FC Boats.

(8:57:00 PM) rayonar: With tons of Logi.

(8:57:03 PM) fawlty7: I have been fcing fleets where I had 3 chars in fleet in overtanked ships

(8:57:06 PM) fawlty7: All 3 got chained down

(8:57:10 PM) fawlty7: 1 2 and 3 all dead

(8:57:45 PM) rayonar: Fuck it ima find it.

(8:57:56 PM) nekro_elders: #failtank

(8:57:56 PM) marshall_boma: #failfit

(8:58:18 PM) gray_arachnid: As rayonar just said, this is not a skirmish, this is not branch. This is a war we don't want them to win. And we want them to leave with low morale, depression, and blue balls.

(8:58:19 PM) nour_samy left the room.

(8:58:26 PM) atrum_veneficus: WOOOOO

(8:58:28 PM) gray_arachnid: lmao he left

(8:58:31 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: good guys win again

(8:58:37 PM) atrum_veneficus: THROW THEM TOYS OUT THE TRAM

(8:58:50 PM) fawlty7: Inb4 hes a bl spy

(8:59:07 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: you can't fake stupid

(8:59:15 PM) atrum_veneficus: also, i was really quiet for the last 10 minutes

(8:59:19 PM) atrum_veneficus: blawrf can't yell at me

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(8:59:22 PM) rayonar: Damn I literally just found the Battle Report too.

(8:59:22 PM) atrum_veneficus: this was rayonar

(8:59:37 PM) gray_arachnid: hashtags blame rayonar

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(8:59:46 PM) rayonar: Blame me idc.

(8:59:53 PM) gray_arachnid: I'm just joking :v:

(8:59:57 PM) atrum_veneficus: #REPS ON NOUR_SAMY

(9:00:10 PM) rayonar: I know.

(9:00:13 PM) rayonar: I just don't care. :V

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(9:01:23 PM) nour_samy: I dced. And snod_how-do-i-fly honestly dood just :)

(9:01:38 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: :cripes:

(9:01:46 PM) rayonar: nour_samy: Cool you're back. Let me show you what happens to overtanked FC Boats in fleets. https://zkillboard.com/kill/37166813/ https://zkillboard.com/kill/37166794/ https://zkillboard.com/kill/37166763/ . These were all prelocked. Pre-repped. Everything. I was the last Damnation on field to FC and I literally barely lived. https://zkillboard.com/br/32738/

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(9:04:10 PM) rayonar: You can throw whatever argument you want on the table. If you haven't been in this situation, you don't know. This is a region at risk, not a money moon. You don't undock to fight for shits and giggles, you undock to win timers, win systems, and to demoralize. You don't undock "just cuz".

(9:04:35 PM) gray_arachnid: If you want good fights then you're not going to have any with BL. as much as they keep saying they want "Good fights" they actually don't and just headshot you everytime.

(9:04:46 PM) rayonar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQbRyay_ojY

(9:04:49 PM) atrum_veneficus: i'm not even sure why we are bothering engaging the 4 month old babby. A guy who is going to ignore people who been winning wars in the cfc since 2010 isn't going to listen to reasoned arguments.

(9:05:04 PM) rayonar: Cause I feel like it.

(9:05:17 PM) gray_arachnid: Crushing arguments feels good yknow

(9:05:30 PM) Cartras Vokan: I seem to recall a lot of good fights in B-D a couple years ago...

(9:05:54 PM) nour_samy: atrum_veneficus: I am listening, i never ignore anyone.

(9:05:55 PM) atrum_veneficus: we had a lot of fleets where we got wrecked with caracals

(9:06:02 PM) atrum_veneficus: then we made baltec fleet

(9:06:14 PM) atrum_veneficus: and rolled massive battleships over all the things

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(9:06:25 PM) atrum_veneficus: "good fights" were blobbing the shit out of everyone

(9:06:36 PM) rayonar: ^

(9:06:37 PM) atrum_veneficus: and they were always over timers

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(9:08:30 PM) nour_samy: atrum_veneficus: There is never any need to be offensive, if you're trying to convince me of something, the worst way to do it is to degrade, belittle, or offend me.

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(9:08:49 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: please keep talking about how people should treat you like some princess

(9:08:52 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: that makes it better

(9:08:53 PM) atrum_veneficus: right

(9:08:59 PM) vicki_rail: All FCS are drama filled divas

(9:08:59 PM) atrum_veneficus: respect is earned not given

(9:09:02 PM) rayonar: https://image.eveonline.com/Type/2048_64.png

(9:09:15 PM) atrum_veneficus: you make stupid statements you get stupid feedback

(9:09:53 PM) nour_samy: atrum_veneficus: dood i don't fucking know you, and you don't know me, I am resepectful until given reason otherwise.

(9:10:11 PM) raltera_muvila: which is where you and a lot of other people differ

(9:10:14 PM) nour_samy: It's called being a respectable person.

(9:10:30 PM) scooter_mccabe: nour_samy: you are fighting in a no win situation

(9:10:43 PM) gray_arachnid: You seriously need to learn better how to interact with goons.. You're getting nowhere

(9:10:48 PM) rayonar: I'm going back to popcorn gifs and looking for good porn. Someone call me when this is over.

(9:10:57 PM) atrum_veneficus: jesus.

(9:11:09 PM) atrum_veneficus: can we just skip to the part where you ragequit and join bni?

(9:11:15 PM) nour_samy: scooter_mccabe: I know :) I don't backdown.

(9:11:20 PM) scooter_mccabe: Okay give him a Billy Martin.... let him walk away from this now and take it as a learning experience

(9:11:25 PM) stuart_hutchison: 1 v 1 at the sun!!!

(9:11:41 PM) fawlty7: doesn't back down...

(9:11:43 PM) raltera_muvila: never backing down is a great way to never learn anything..

(9:11:47 PM) orion_moonstar: look out everyone

(9:11:53 PM) orion_moonstar: we've got someone that doesn't back down over here

(9:11:59 PM) nour_samy: :)

(9:12:00 PM) fawlty7: This is turning into a :munch: session

(9:12:08 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: Isn't there a movie called never back down or some other gay shit

(9:12:11 PM) vicki_rail: Is this like that movie "never back down" or whatever

(9:12:13 PM) rayonar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUTXb-ga1fo

(9:12:18 PM) vicki_rail: yah

(9:12:19 PM) vicki_rail: snod i love you

(9:12:25 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: great minds think alike

(9:12:28 PM) vicki_rail: agreed

(9:12:41 PM) nour_samy: I'm just really finding this amusing lol

(9:12:55 PM) orion_moonstar: so are we, except it's at your expense

(9:12:58 PM) rayonar: And people say I have stockholme syndrome...

(9:13:22 PM) atrum_veneficus: pretty much if you won't listen to our reasoned arguments about why you are being retarded, you can just fall back on "blawrf_mctaggart told you to." and if you won't accept that then I'm sure your time itc will be quite short.

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(9:14:05 PM) nour_samy: atrum_veneficus: like i said, i listened, and i get all of that. I still believe that line members need content.

(9:14:16 PM) orion_moonstar: and you continue to be wrong

(9:14:36 PM) tiberizzle: i got some pretty dank repairing station services content personally

(9:14:41 PM) gray_arachnid: Sometimes you just to step a step fucking back, look at yourself from another angle and realise how much of a retard you are with all the replies you're making. You're making absolutely no difference in this argument that you are still losing. This is how the CFC fights, we don't do things you're not supposed to do and fighting BL outside of timers or certain objectives is one of them.

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(9:15:21 PM) atrum_veneficus: if you don't like how the cfc fights wars, you are more than welcome to join an entity that persecutes wars the way you think they should be ran.

(9:15:30 PM) kilgarth [kilgarth@goonfleet.com/73fc6375] entered the room.

(9:15:33 PM) atrum_veneficus: of course, you will then probably never win another war

(9:15:37 PM) stuart_hutchison: PVP basics take a fight on your terms not the enemies

(9:15:38 PM) atrum_veneficus: but you'll be doing what you love

(9:15:38 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: I hear origin is recruiting

(9:16:05 PM) kilgarth: you fucking dicks

(9:16:13 PM) kilgarth: someone post the log somewhere

(9:16:20 PM) kilgarth: so i can laugh at it too

(9:16:22 PM) rayonar: kilgarth: On it.

(9:16:31 PM) kilgarth: god damn scroll back :argh:

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(9:16:54 PM) scooter_mccabe: kilgarth: Gave him a Billy Martin but instead of walking away he doubled down

(9:17:07 PM) nour_samy: Wth is a billy martin ?

(9:17:26 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: try google i hear that might be a source of information

(9:17:52 PM) vicki_rail: while we are all reading i'm sure you need good music

(9:17:53 PM) vicki_rail: so

(9:17:54 PM) vicki_rail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIA1XQnAv5s

(9:18:00 PM) scooter_mccabe: Billy Martin was a ball player fired and later rehired by George Steinbrenner, it synomous with a second chance

(9:18:26 PM) nour_samy: Ah ok thanks scooter.

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(9:19:26 PM) sinnister_agenda: anyone in here play archage and want free stuff?

(9:19:33 PM) vicki_rail: what server sinnister_agenda

(9:19:43 PM) vicki_rail: i'm on aranzeb and still play sometimes

(9:19:50 PM) nour_samy: I understand all your arguments, really I do. They all make sense in one way or another, i never said give them a good fight, i said blob them to fuck and smash their heads in, as for FC boats getting alphad off field, those were tars not maels.

(9:20:03 PM) sinnister_agenda: idk im about to log in to someone who has been using my act like an idiot and left my email on it

(9:20:07 PM) vicki_rail: this is why you are in gfsc, leave the big boy decisions to the big boys nour_samy

(9:20:08 PM) sinnister_agenda: so i change everything

(9:20:09 PM) reagalan: the fuck is going on in here

(9:20:18 PM) nour_samy: But People hear and understand what they want so *shrug* Thank you all for your Input.

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(9:20:32 PM) warr_akini: attn: channel

(9:20:33 PM) sinnister_agenda: no i got a free archage character with stuff most likely

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(9:21:04 PM) vicki_rail: haha well if its on aranzeb i'll take free stuff sinnister_agenda

(9:21:05 PM) orion_moonstar: warr_akini: you should !pingall

(9:21:13 PM) nour_samy: vicki_rail: I'm not a drone, i like to understand why i'm doing something whenever possible, opsec and all that in mind ofcourse.

(9:21:24 PM) warr_akini: orion_moonstar: i'm just trying to distract everyone

(9:21:31 PM) orion_moonstar: that would do it

(9:21:32 PM) warr_akini: not trying to get lynched

(9:21:36 PM) orion_moonstar: heh

(9:21:39 PM) vicki_rail: Anything i have is considered opsec :)

(9:21:46 PM) orion_moonstar: it's a good way to get a z0r chain going

(9:21:49 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: z

(9:21:53 PM) gray_arachnid: 0

(9:21:55 PM) arhippa: r

(9:21:55 PM) rayonar: r

(9:22:01 PM) orion_moonstar: z

(9:22:02 PM) gray_arachnid: 0

(9:22:09 PM) reagalan: nour_samy:

(9:22:09 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: r

(9:22:28 PM) nour_samy: reagalan: yes ?

(9:22:34 PM) kilgarth: JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID nour_samy

(9:22:39 PM) gray_arachnid: :laffo:

(9:22:40 PM) vicki_rail: hahaha

(9:22:50 PM) arhippa: bravo

(9:22:50 PM) rc: http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/clapping/hp3.gif

(9:22:57 PM) sinnister_agenda: part of a war is demoralizing and making it no fun..winning all the timers and the blueballing their fun fleet is how you win in all aspects

(9:23:03 PM) atrum_veneficus: wooooooooooo

(9:23:11 PM) kilgarth: I feel like i just lost IQ points reading the log

(9:23:18 PM) scooter_mccabe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOi3CzZjV0M

(9:23:21 PM) kilgarth: fucking god damn

(9:23:23 PM) atrum_veneficus: the guy with 7 titans just called you stoopid

(9:23:31 PM) atrum_veneficus: eve peen set to -10

(9:23:33 PM) vicki_rail: haha

(9:23:54 PM) sinnister_agenda: im guessing nour is sad he wasnt allowed to fight BL?

(9:24:13 PM) kilgarth: Is this guy a fucking spy?

(9:24:21 PM) atrum_veneficus: more like he apparently thinks "line members" have the intelligence of a chimpanzee

(9:24:21 PM) kilgarth: It is the only explanation

(9:24:28 PM) nour_samy: No, not sad, just not understanding it

(9:24:34 PM) nour_samy: but i do now so

(9:24:35 PM) kilgarth: Only someone in BL would be this fucking stupid

(9:24:40 PM) stuart_hutchison: hey stop picking on monkeys lol

(9:24:42 PM) robbbin_hood: rofl

(9:24:51 PM) orion_moonstar: so you're backing down?

(9:25:00 PM) vicki_rail: never back down

(9:25:03 PM) kilgarth: :frogout:

(9:25:17 PM) orion_moonstar: :frogbarf:

(9:25:29 PM) nour_samy: I still say you're all dicks and i still think line members deserve content of some sort, but yes i understand your arguments now.

(9:25:30 PM) scooter_mccabe: light a cyno and have prencleeve grothsmore drop on this convo

(9:25:33 PM) scooter_mccabe: its the only way

(9:25:54 PM) kilgarth: We're dicks?

(9:25:58 PM) orion_moonstar: we should move it over to whatever the slack channel is that has xenuria

(9:26:01 PM) orion_moonstar: get his opinion

(9:26:05 PM) kilgarth: YOu do know what coalition you are a part of, right?

(9:26:12 PM) scooter_mccabe: G

(9:26:14 PM) scooter_mccabe: O

(9:26:15 PM) scooter_mccabe: O

(9:26:16 PM) scooter_mccabe: N

(9:26:17 PM) scooter_mccabe: S

(9:26:18 PM) scooter_mccabe: W

(9:26:20 PM) scooter_mccabe: A

(9:26:20 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: I don't think this conversation needs any opionions about feet though

(9:26:21 PM) scooter_mccabe: R

(9:26:23 PM) scooter_mccabe: M

(9:26:24 PM) orion_moonstar: 0

(9:26:28 PM) kilgarth: Where is deadtear

(9:26:35 PM) kilgarth: I feel like deadtear needs to see this

(9:26:39 PM) scooter_mccabe: yes

(9:26:42 PM) robbbin_hood: lol

(9:26:42 PM) vicki_rail: don't bring another toxic person

(9:26:44 PM) vicki_rail: in this channel

(9:26:44 PM) vicki_rail: please

(9:26:49 PM) vicki_rail: its at its limit

(9:27:01 PM) scooter_mccabe: wait im going to pop some corn

(9:27:02 PM) raltera_muvila: the toxicity level is at maximum, the dial doesn't go any higher!

(9:27:04 PM) sinnister_agenda: im not a dick i like to think of myself as an asshole

(9:27:05 PM) scooter_mccabe: and get an RC cola

(9:27:10 PM) vicki_rail: i love rc cola

(9:27:15 PM) gray_arachnid: nour_samy:

(9:27:20 PM) gray_arachnid: Watch this

(9:27:21 PM) gray_arachnid: https://youtu.be/gvo08_uYjHI?t=57m28s

(9:27:21 PM) scooter_mccabe: RC cola for popcorn and moonpies

(9:27:23 PM) gray_arachnid: it's educational

(9:27:24 PM) scooter_mccabe: only way to do it

(9:27:31 PM) rayonar: I preferred Mellow Yellow myself.

(9:27:37 PM) tiberizzle: also watch this: http://goatse.info

(9:27:46 PM) sinnister_agenda: moonpies..you better give me some

(9:27:48 PM) tiberizzle: [warning: literally goatse]

(9:28:10 PM) atrum_veneficus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs nour_samy is clearly a pussy in this video

(9:28:29 PM) reagalan: So.

Earlier today I had a domifleet with 230 dudes and great comp, full boosts, triage, fuckloads of capital support, 170 FYF support, 110 ishtar support, and bomber support. I had twice what the hostiles had in a doctrine that countered them. I could have jumped right into them while they were set up and wrecked their face earlier today.

Why didn't I?

Because the hostiles wanted me to do that. They wanted a fight. They would have lost that fight, but they would have got a fight. They would have gotten a handful of kills, and we would have gotten about an equal number in return.

But that isn't the way we do things, and it never will be. I don't want to give the enemies a single fucking inch of what they want. Not one bit. They either get helldunked or blueballed. There is no middle ground.

You have two options: get with the program, or fuck off and go join some elitepvp fuckfest who care about kill death ratios instead of playing the objective..

(9:28:42 PM) kilgarth: WHAT THE FUCK WALL OF TEXT

(9:28:46 PM) scooter_mccabe: tl;dr

(9:28:49 PM) kilgarth: ^

(9:28:54 PM) vicki_rail: tl:dr fuck off

(9:28:56 PM) reagalan: ^

(9:29:01 PM) kilgarth: This is how we have done war for years

(9:29:03 PM) robbbin_hood: ^

(9:29:08 PM) lofac [lofac@goonfleet.com/work] entered the room.

(9:29:18 PM) kilgarth: dont come in here and tryt to tell us our methods dont work when we are literally the most successful coalition in the history of this game

(9:29:19 PM) kilgarth: get fucked

(9:29:34 PM) vicki_rail: And also if you start smelling like a spy more than you already do i will remove you myself.

(9:29:45 PM) dephekt [dephekt@goonfleet.com/desk] entered the room.

(9:29:58 PM) atrum_veneficus: IF YOU DON'T LET US FUCK THIS ASSHOLE, WE ARE GONNA HAVE OUR DICKS, AND OUR PUSSIES ALL COVERED IN SHIT.

(9:30:06 PM) vicki_rail: yes

(9:30:20 PM) nour_samy: kilgarth: IN what part of my argument did I do that. Reaglan Thanks makes sense.

(9:30:32 PM) rayonar: I DONT HAVE

(9:30:33 PM) rayonar: ENOUGH

(9:30:34 PM) scooter_mccabe: there where first lieutenats in vietnam that didn't get fragged this fast

(9:30:36 PM) rayonar: POPCORN GIFS

(9:30:40 PM) rayonar: FOR WHAT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

(9:30:48 PM) kilgarth: If I have to explain your own fucking words to you, then there is no saving you and you just need to do us all a favor get kill yourself

(9:30:49 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: rayonar: http://imgur.com/a/LPRbU

(9:30:56 PM) atrum_veneficus: rayonar: this is like illum

(9:31:00 PM) orion_moonstar: rayonar: http://www.reactiongifs.com/galleries/popcorn-gifs/

(9:31:01 PM) atrum_veneficus: before we blew up your titan

(9:31:04 PM) rayonar: snod_how-do-i-fly: YOU ARE A HERO

(9:31:04 PM) kilgarth: ^

(9:31:05 PM) vicki_rail: oh god

(9:31:05 PM) atrum_veneficus: HOPE THAT HELPS

(9:31:07 PM) vicki_rail: don't bring that up

(9:31:07 PM) reagalan: rayonar: i need a cyno lit please

(9:31:07 PM) kilgarth: true story

(9:31:10 PM) orion_moonstar: zing

(9:31:11 PM) vicki_rail: i'm sorry rayonar

(9:31:13 PM) vicki_rail: :(

(9:31:13 PM) reagalan: rayonar: cyno plz

(9:31:19 PM) atrum_veneficus: ahahahaha

(9:31:22 PM) atrum_veneficus: soz rayonar

(9:31:22 PM) rayonar: Its all good.

(9:31:27 PM) rayonar: Mistakes were made.

(9:31:30 PM) rayonar: Im still here.

(9:31:31 PM) tiberizzle: elite pvp sustains itself on the impatience of inexperienced skirmish commanders, if they want to fight you its because they think they can win or at least zonk a few things and get out then chestbeat about fitin' da goonies outnumbered 37:1 were so gud pls dont leave allince guys b/c we're #1

(9:31:31 PM) atrum_veneficus: heh

(9:31:34 PM) vicki_rail: i've never felt more guilty with pulling a trigger then i did with you

(9:31:34 PM) vicki_rail: hahahaha

(9:31:50 PM) kilgarth: it was a bad day

(9:31:51 PM) vicki_rail: it was just a love tap

(9:31:54 PM) kilgarth: we dont talk about that day

(9:31:58 PM) reagalan: I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE INNOCENT RAYONAR

(9:32:00 PM) kilgarth: I JUST GAVE OYU A LOVE TAP WITH A FEW TITANS

(9:32:00 PM) snod_how-do-i-fly: rayonar i still have your kill in my bio no regrets

(9:32:02 PM) atrum_veneficus: we hit you because we lov eyou

(9:32:02 PM) kilgarth: THATS ALL

(9:32:07 PM) kilgarth: ITS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU RAYONAR

(9:32:09 PM) rayonar: GUYS

(9:32:11 PM) scooter_mccabe: look out over the water lenny

(9:32:12 PM) rayonar: THIS ISNT ABOUT ME

(9:32:15 PM) rayonar: ITS ABOUT A REAL BL SPY

(9:32:17 PM) vicki_rail: yes lets get back on subject

(9:32:18 PM) rayonar: FOCUS

(9:32:18 PM) vicki_rail: JESUS

(9:32:18 PM) rayonar: PLEASE

(9:32:19 PM) reagalan: WHO

(9:32:20 PM) reagalan: WHO