Proving if nothing else that PC madness isn’t unique to our shores, earlier this month the Turkish Family and Social Policies Ministry tabled a banning order on kids’ computer game Minecraft claiming it was “based on violence”. Ignoring the fact that it probably stops millions of teens watching online porn, the Turks added that the multiplayer mode of the best-selling PC game of all time, sold to Microsoft for $1.5 billion last year, could lead to online bullying. Creators Mojang said: “The world of Minecraft can be a dangerous place: it's inhabited by scary, genderless monsters that come out at night.” Clearly, this needs to be outlawed, then.