Has Rep. Eric Swalwell looked at any of the most recent polls of Democratic candidates? Because we’re pretty sure he’s polling well below a bag of potato chips. It takes a certain something to ask for a buck after you threatened to nuke U.S. citizens, but there must be someone out there who finds that kind of tyrannical fantasy compelling.

$1 could buy you half a bag of chips OR it could save us from a crumbling government. How will you spend yours? https://t.co/Pv5VZ5WDWg — Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) April 18, 2019

Chips, let it burn — Gregory M. (@NotGregoryM) April 18, 2019

I’d rather have the Chips! — Terry Gimmellie (@TerryDsrtMtn) April 18, 2019

I can buy a round or two of ammo. I will spend my money wisely on that than a hack without a chance. — James Hicks ???‍? (@Jhic709365) April 18, 2019

I’m going to buy a nuclear bullet. — Tomahawk (@Mikespeegle) April 19, 2019

Bag of chips. Don't mess with my chips. — Rosie Resisting (@RosieResisting) April 18, 2019

I'll take the chips — Donald Vaughn (@226Cowboy) April 18, 2019

chips — thegipper (@the_gipp) April 18, 2019

Arizona Iced Tea is .99 for a half gallon bruh pic.twitter.com/VFvxZvaV2f — Ilir Sinishtaj (@IylerSkyler) April 18, 2019

Definitely buying chips — Infrostitrust?? (@emperorbjork2) April 18, 2019

Definitely not gonna give money to someone who wants to nuke me. — Wes Ganobcik ™ (@ganobleberries) April 19, 2019

Chips — Ben Hayes ⚾️ (@hayesy316) April 19, 2019

Chips — William Beck (@BillRab) April 19, 2019

Chips — Keaton Blazer (@KeatonBlazer) April 19, 2019

$1 can buy like 16 rounds of ammo for my AR-15 in case we have to defend our freedom from tyrants like you. — J.P. Logan ?? (@realJLogan) April 19, 2019

If the crumbling government didn't waste the dollars already sent then it would be fine. — John Cougar ??️ (@johndarner) April 19, 2019

At least the chips won't infringe my rights and/or nuke me. — Puddy Talltale (@puddytalltale) April 18, 2019

I’ll take the chips — ifdogstalked (@ifdogscouldtal1) April 18, 2019

Chips. Is this a trick question ? — Modern day megaladon (@rathat99) April 19, 2019

A half bag of chips is less likely to threaten my neighbors with nukes — daniel scott (@daniel_the_scot) April 19, 2019

Would rather have the chips. — Barbara Ansley (@BarbaraAnsley) April 18, 2019

Chips don't constantly violate my constitutional rights and attempt to control every facet of my life. — One Phil, Two Phil, Red Phil, Blue Phil (@SinCityFC) April 19, 2019

I’ll take kettle cooked. — PraxItOut (@_AuberonHerbert) April 18, 2019

I will give a buck or two to the homeless in the crumbling California cities before I give it to you, Derek. — Rokhead (@RoknSpock) April 19, 2019

I'll take the chips. — Sam Miller (@Samuel_Miller27) April 19, 2019

Chips and ammo. — Max (@MADestlife) April 19, 2019

Chips. Maybe take a second dollar and use that for chips too. — Beto’s blind squirrel (@BetosSquirrel) April 19, 2019

I’d rather burn it — Gordon Plutsky (@GordonPlutsky) April 19, 2019

Limited edition Reece's Easter Egg single. https://t.co/DzOXFdg4sG — Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) April 19, 2019

i’d at least get some noticeable returns on that $1 half bag of chips. — nicholas (@gabrie10466231) April 18, 2019

Ammo and then I'll go and buy two bags of chips. — MrJarhead805 (@mrjarhead805) April 18, 2019

Sorry, need every cent to go towards my nuclear bunker. — David Stamm (@davidstamm44) April 18, 2019

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