To quote myself of 5 minutes ago: “Sometimes life just doesn’t make sense to me.” Not only does this guy jump out of a fucking helicopter (from a considerable distance above the water I might add), he falls right on top of an 800 pound Marlin and manages to hold on to it for like 10 seconds. “The craziest thing you’ve seen all day” gets thrown around a lot. This is the craziest thing i’ve seen all year. I just can’t…I don’t know what to…I can’t believe…you know what, just watch the video.