Ryan Reynolds imagines flirty convo between Deadpool and Kim K.

Jaleesa M. Jones | USA TODAY

Deadpool (real name Wade Winston Wilson) got a little cheeky in Kim Kardashian’s inbox yesterday — or, at least, he would have if he actually existed.

Ryan Reynolds, who plays the Merc with a Mouth in 20th Century Fox's forthcoming movie, shared this hilarious (and obviously fake) text conversation between the thirst bucket and the very married mother of two. Please peep the shameless scheme and 69% battery charge. Then, note the epic curve.

"WOW. This is an ACTUAL chat between #Deadpool & @KimKardashian that totally didn't happen," Ryan wrote on Twitter in promotion of both the film and the stars' new emoji collections.

While Ryan debuted his Deadpool collection, complete with mutate emojis, yesterday, Kim unveiled her Kimoji app, complete with butt emojis.