Two helicopter cops are in big trouble after an intimate conversation the two had about blowjobs was broadcast from their helicopter and right into the open ears and hearts of the people below them. Interesting fact: At least one of the cops is not into body hair.


BuzzFeed reports that Twitter exploded with news of the cop’s discussion after the West and North end of Winnipeg were assaulted with the sounds of the men’s intimate conversation. It kind of sucks for the residents that they had to hear it, but it also sucks for the cops who were likely having an important bonding moment and totally bungled it with a Police Academy-type stunt.

Well, at least now they’ve got their own hashtag: #speakerphone and #whoops trended on Twitter in Winnipeg on Monday night.


According to news reports, it seems that most people were more amused by the interaction than upset by it. As Global News points out, many just heard chuckling and then snippets of conversation about oral sex, body grooming, and something one of the cops was paying “$600 fucking dollars for.” The rest remains a mystery.

Police authorities are looking into the matter, but it doesn’t seem like anyone’s head will be on a plate over this. It could have been worse, though: the cops could have been broadcasting a fart contest, which everyone knows is the next step in friendship after intimate conversations about getting head.

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