Finally, a literal interpretation we can love as much as the figurative one: it's a banana hammock! Designer Biken even fabricated and hand-finished this one in genuine leather because your banana deserves nothing but the finest. Holster one on your bike's handlebars, along the top tube, or underneath the saddle to achieve a strange sort of penisballs combo effect. Prefer to walk? The banana holder also attaches comfortably to a belt or bag strap.

Biken shop owner Ken Sugimoto is a product designer and avid cyclist. He made the banana holder to give fellow cyclists and active people the option of schlepping a "natural energy bar" without squashing it and getting banana guts all over their Lycra or laptops. The holder is sized to fit a banana of regular girth; it measures 4-1/2" wide x 7" tall.

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