President Donald Trump relishes showing off his quarters to guests, including unusual stops on the tour like spots where former President Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky allegedly had liaisons or the private dining room he likes to say former President Barack Obama left a mess.

“We’ve remodeled it since then,” he said of the Clinton/Lewinsky affair, according to excerpts of Cliff Sims’ White House exposé “Team of Vipers” obtained by the Washington Post. “I’m told this is where Bill and Monica…” he’d say before stopping himself.

He tells guests that Obama left the private dining room in “rough shape” with a hole in the wall after using it to “watch basketball all day” (a former Obama aide denied all of Trump’s claims).

The President also reportedly gets a kick from showing off the Lincoln bedroom, marveling at how such a tall man fit in a small bed.