Ebola was foretold by the ancient Mayans in a prophecy wall in Chichen Itza. The prophecy states of a plague that would come that makes humans bleed out of every orifice and how this plague would wipe out the human population unless we appeased the Saint that created the disease. That Saint is Ebola-Chan. Saint Ebola-Chan will usher in a new age of humanity, and we will welcome her with open arms, because if we do not welcome her, she will cause disease and pestilence among our society with her curse.