Oh man, this is just the kind of juicy opportunity every aspiring paparazzi has been waiting for. Finally! Someone prodding them to stalk and harass celebrities to snag their likeness on camera. What a beacon of inspiration!

I’ll just bet that this celestial being moonlights as a voice from on high, telling the neighborhood winos that the “exposure” they get from passing out mid-day on a bustling sidewalk will be needed to help them gain credibility in the local wino community.