Brett Keisel, Steelers Photograph By Gene J. Puskar/AP Images

Alex LaRoche: A+. This is what Scandinavian warriors look like. This mustache is stronger than an '80s hair-metal shampoo commercial. Jack Passion: A-. An A+ beard that gets a minus because he shaved it off. The hype around this beard was astounding, and it was well-deserved. Full, thick, raw and proud. Miletus Callahan: A. This beard is power personified. Chaotic, though still awe-inspiring.