Male privilege is my friend learning that I have a girlfriend, and the first thing out of his mouth being “Is she hot?” And when I ask him why he cares, he says he wants to make sure she’s “right” for me.

And while I’m at it, male privilege is a group of kids (they couldn’t have been older than ten), all boys, talking about an absent party’s girlfriend–and the only thing they care about being whether she is “ugly or cute.”