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Hitler Reacts to the Downfall of CNN

00:00 - 00:03 For those of you unaware

00:04 - 00:05 our Russia collusion narrative has completely fallen apart

00:05 - 00:07 as you can see here, our propoganda forces are being pushed back

00:08 - 00:12 it's only a matter of time before James O'Keefe strikes again

00:12 - 00:15 please avoid speaking to people outside CNN offices

00:17 - 00:19 But our ratings are way up

00:19 - 00:21 so it will be fine

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 I... ummm...

00:31 - 00:33 We were caught breaking the law

00:34 - 00:36 Advertisers are beginning to leave

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone out except Ted Turner, Jeff Zucker, and Anderson Cooper

01:13 - 01:15 you dumb asses!

01:15 - 01:17 I told you a million times

01:18 - 01:23 Stay the fuck off Twitter!

01:25 - 01:28 [sobbing]

01:29 - 01:31 Bernie can still win

01:31 - 01:34 Can you not go into a bar

01:34 - 01:37 Without running your mouths to some bimbo

01:37 - 01:40 secretly recording you!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer she was really hot

01:42 - 01:46 But Anderson aren't you gay?!!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer I am actually bi-curious

01:48 - 01:52 Bullshit you are just a simple lush

01:53 - 01:54 even worse than the token black guy Van Jones

01:56 - 01:57 You are all a disgrace to the media empire I've built

01:57 - 02:00 Decades of propoganda and brainwashing

02:00 - 02:03 all for nothing!

02:04 - 02:08 [sound of butthurt]

02:08 - 02:13 And this asshole James O'Keefe

02:14 - 02:16 He's almost as bad as the traitor Seth Rich

02:17 - 02:21 Can we please have the DNC stage another "robbery"?!

02:27 - 02:29 What am I going to do?

02:30 - 02:34 CNN is my life's work

02:34 - 02:36 the most vile lies and proproganda

02:41 - 02:42 decades of work

02:43 - 02:47 nothing made me more proud

02:48 - 02:53 than the reporting out of CNN

02:54 - 02:56 well not anymore

02:56 - 02:59 now we'll be forced to tell the truth

03:00 - 03:02 thanks to you worthless assholes!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay I hear MSNBC is hiring

03:14 - 03:16 I simply cannot believe it

03:19 - 03:23 Trump broke me

03:25 - 03:26 we must now accept that

03:31 - 03:33 Alex Jones was right all along

03:40 - 03:46 the water really is turning the frogs gay

03:46 - 03:49 and Bill Clinton really is a rapist