Paper Passion is an actual $98 perfume that smells like books. I'm not sure if it makes you smell like new books, old books, or books with boogers between the pages, but who cares, I'd rather smell like any of those than AXE body-spray. I'm an Old Spice guy. "Jesus, how old are you?" Over 400 in wizard years!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the packaging (it comes in a hollowed book!), but sorry, no smells.

Thanks to inia77, who wants to smell like a comic book.