Somewhere out there in the big wide world, there’s a man masturbating over Gordon Ramsay’s forehead.

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Now he probably doesn’t know it but the joke is definitely on him.

What else do you expect when you randomly ask a woman to send you a nude picture?

Fortunately, one woman had the perfect response to his request – sending him a really zoomed in picture of Gordon Ramsay’s forehead wrinkles instead – pretending it was her cleavage.


The woman’s genius response to a man asking her for a nude (Picture: Twitter/grovndcontrxl)

The woman wrote on Twitter: ‘Someone asked me for a nude so i sent them a really zoomed in picture of Gordon Ramsay’s forehead wrinkles and said it was my cleavage and then they sent a wanking video and now I’m in tears.



‘Some guy just wanked over Gordon Ramsay’s forehead.’

Absolutely genius.

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The actual ‘nude’ she sent (Picture: Twitter/grovndcontrxl)

In just two days, the woman’s tweet has been liked more than 300,000 times.

She has since followed up her tweet by confirming to her followers that she has still not told the guy the truth about the pic.

Which only means one thing.. Sorry Gordon.

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