SENATOR HORSE: You've been brought before this congressional hearing to testify to your dealings with illegals. Is it true that you would stuff as many as possible into the back of a truck and sneak them across the border?



SENATOR HORSE: Is it also true that when confronted by authorities you lit several of the illegals on fire and threw them at federal agents?



SENATOR HORSE: Finally, is it true that after one managed to extinguish itself you yelled "dud" at it and proceeded to stomp it into the pavement?

MITTENS: Anything sounds bad when you read it in that tone.



