Iggy Pop had the right idea: If you can’t say it in 21 words then you’re not saying it right. So without further ado, welcome to the 21 Word Review of John Carpenter’s The Fog.

“Classic Carpenter horror with a wicked sense of humour, well-conceived characters and some truly special practical effects. Including Adrienne Barbeau’s hair.”

Now I’m off to scour JC’s back catalogue.

Much love goes out to Mikey Cubed of the SkipFam massive, who donated his Blu-ray copy of The Fog to the uninitiated. Sir, we salute you.

Which movie do you want to see reviewed in 21 Words? Let us know in the comments below and we’ll see what we can do.

RS