Ok! Well today at work ( I work at a hardware store currently), so I'm her cashier. Anyways, she was like....REALLY hot. Dark skin, full arm sleeve tattoo, really built (to the point I pretended I couldn't lift the really heavy stuff on my own)(I can be really "horrible" sometimes). She had a really hot accent too, so I was basically swooning. The first line that came up in my head was my "horrible" pick up line, but out of fear of losing my job, I didn't say it rofl.



She was so hot that one of my very straight and married to her husband co-worker called me on the cashier phone to say " Omg, I'm questioning my sexuality".



The end. Cheers!