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Image 2 of 10 Woody Allen. GQ: "Does (Magic in the Moonlight) feature yet another man wooing a woman who is half his age? Of course it does." Woody Allen. GQ: "Does (Magic in the Moonlight) feature yet another man wooing a woman who is half his age? Of course it does." Photo: Monica Schipper / FilmMagic

Image 3 of 10 Zach Braff. GQ: "Can we all agree never to crowd-fund a movie again? Please?" Zach Braff. GQ: "Can we all agree never to crowd-fund a movie again? Please?" Photo: Bravo / NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images

Image 4 of 10 Bono and U2. GQ: "The worst part was the way both Apple and U2 treated (Songs of Innocence), like it was some kind of noble gift to The People; in fact this was a $100 million marketing campaign." Bono and U2. GQ: "The worst part was the way both Apple and U2 treated (Songs of Innocence), like it was some kind of noble gift to The People; in fact this was a $100 million marketing campaign." Photo: ANDREAS SOLARO / AFP/Getty Images

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Image 6 of 10 Shia LaBeouf. GQ: "... I'm telling you, there's something off about this LaBeouf fella—like he isn't everything he claims to be." Shia LaBeouf. GQ: "... I'm telling you, there's something off about this LaBeouf fella—like he isn't everything he claims to be." Photo: RB/Bauer-Griffin / GC Images

Image 7 of 10 Johnny Depp. GQ:"... Is Johnny Depp just some kind of advanced mascaradroid prototype??" Johnny Depp. GQ:"... Is Johnny Depp just some kind of advanced mascaradroid prototype??" Photo: Kevin Winter / Getty Images

Image 8 of 10 Dwyane Wade. GQ: "His knees are the only things in America right now that are rusting faster than Cleveland." Dwyane Wade. GQ: "His knees are the only things in America right now that are rusting faster than Cleveland." Photo: Alexander Tamargo / WireImage

Image 9 of 10 Derek Jeter. GQ: "4 HR, 50 RBI, .256 BA, 87 strikeouts, 11 errors." Derek Jeter. GQ: "4 HR, 50 RBI, .256 BA, 87 strikeouts, 11 errors." Photo: Taylor Hill / Getty Images