We all knew Princess Peach was hot, but did anybody know she was this smokin'? God, just look at those perfectly square lips. If I had Mario's little 8-bit penis I would be all over that. But, thankfully for my love-doll, I do not. Do I, Patches? Patches -- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM?! Haha, I tore it off last night to give myself a HJ? Yeah that sounds like me.

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A Peach Of A Tramp Stamp [kotaku]

Thanks to 65W of Pure Power, who's already printed her out and hung her up by his toolbox in the garage.