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First interview following the 2019 season opener in Glendale.

Matt Patricia after the Arizona Game

00:00 - 00:05 We had a great first three quarters. We kept them contained.

00:05 - 00:07 Moving the ball. There was no way we could lose the game.

00:07 - 00:10 It was time to play prevent defense and run the clock out.

00:11 - 00:16 Let them get little plays and take the win. Easy enough.

00:17 - 00:21 And then Darrell asks me to take a time-out.

00:21 - 00:24 18 Points.

00:29 - 00:31 18 Points.

00:31 - 00:34 They actually think I'm a rocket scientist!

00:38 - 00:40 18 points..

00:41 - 00:47 The city of Detroit is so stupid. They think I'm a rocket scientist.

00:47 - 00:50 They thought I had something to do with the Patriots dynasty.

00:50 - 00:56 These idiots thought I'd actually make them into a good team.

00:58 - 00:59 The next Bill Belichick.

00:59 - 01:01 I barely played the game!

01:04 - 01:06 I don't know how to coach football!

01:06 - 01:08 And they had me as the favorite to win?

01:13 - 01:14 18 points.

01:14 - 01:16 Kyler Murray isn't even a good QB.

01:16 - 01:20 I told them to play prevent for a whole quarter.

01:21 - 01:27 They asked if they could go for sacks. I said no. No.

01:35 - 01:36 I didn't even have surgery.

01:36 - 01:39 They think my ankle is fucked up!

01:41 - 01:44 But seriously..

01:44 - 01:47 I think we will win a few games this year.

01:47 - 01:49 I'll do my best to lead these young guys to victory.

01:50 - 01:53 I'm a student of Darth Belichick.

01:54 - 01:56 As if that means anything.

01:56 - 01:58 These fans will buy anything they hear.

01:58 - 02:02 So it's on to San Diego.Or LA. Whatever.

02:05 - 02:07 18 points.

02:10 - 02:11 Home game.

02:11 - 02:13 Home opener.

02:15 - 02:17 I'll do my best in the home opener.

02:17 - 02:20 The guys will run a lot this week. We'll still lose.

02:21 - 02:28 But the fans will still watch. They have nothing else to do.

02:29 - 02:30 They have nothing else.

02:30 - 02:32 Detroit Patriots.

02:36 - 02:39 They actually believed I'd be a good coach.

02:40 - 02:42 The poor bastards trust a 100 year old woman.

02:50 - 02:55 Martha is great. She signs my checks.

02:56 - 02:58 Could you win next week?

02:58 - 03:04 We try to win every week. This is a serious sport.

03:04 - 03:09 I'll make the guys run and practice in the snow.

03:09 - 03:11 They'll think I learned these things from Bill.

03:16 - 03:20 Maybe we'll sit Hockenson.

03:23 - 03:26 The fans in this town love to be let down.