I wasn’t going to post it, just because it’s not worth the aggravation of the faux-outraged “you’re laughing at his misfortune!” complaints, but (a) he’s perfectly fine, and (b) if Martha MacCallum can giggle at it, so can we.

Exit question: What happened? Just a rolling tide of sea water with a nasty undertow, or did Poseidon spit on him? Click the image and scroll down to watch.