In order to explore the perilous depths of the post office's seedy underbelly to find my black market package, I needed to recruit the most able and experienced team to join me, of course I'm talking about Mulder and Scully who are assigned to the X-Files. I needed someone else besides me to witness what I was seeing! We retrieved the package and made it back to FBI Headquarters (the one based out of my apartment).

We found an unused room, bolted the door shut, for we had no idea what we'd find contained inside this Pandora's box of a package. The lights went out and then Mulder pulled out his flashlight. We heard something behind us breathing! There was a big purple eyeball foot-creature!!! Mulder was scared, so I held him close score! while Scully just kind of rolled her eyes at us. I let go of Mulder and gained the courage to touch this creature, and amazingly, it was incredibly soft, warm and lovely. We couldn't deny the comfortable and supportive nature of these purple eyeball socks (errmm...Creature)...No doubt, this sock creature was the most remarkable sock creature ever seen by human eyes!

Just then, the flashlight dropped from Mulder's hand and I heard the sounds Scully and Mulder screaming for my help! I picked up the flashlight and shined it to see that the room had somehow filled partially with water. The X-Files Team were pulled into a deep watery abyss!

The lights came back on and I stood there socked, I mean SHOCKED! It couldn't be! I've heard they existed, but have never imagined I'd be staring into it's eye! The GIGANTIC SQUID SOCK burst forth and grabbed onto me! I tried to shake him off, but it curled itself around my foot! The squid looked up at me with his deep black eyes and must have injected me with some sort of pleasure substance, because my foot felt so very comfortable and warm. We seemed to communicate telepathically, and he soothed me and told me he meant no harm, I knew I could trust him. He was the most beautifully handsome creature I've ever seen...(Other than of course my husband! Hi Sweetie!) Mulder and Scully were spit back from whence they came (in the room with me) and we decided that we'd had enough adventure for today and we'd go get some tacos together. Right before we left, we found a note...An eyeball was surrounded by the words "Enjoy Your Socks!!!"

We questioned if this note was left to warn us, and we should have probably read it first. Either way, we all concluded that this was the best adventure we'd all ever gone on. They inducted me as their 3rd official member of the X-Files team...and they were allowed to, because Mulder and Scully don't play by the rules.

The End!

P.S. NO MULDER OR SCULLY WAS HARMED IN THIS STORY!

Thank You to the bestest Sock Pal ever! I love them!