Although this wasn’t actually a ‘date’ per se, this is ‘online dating’ so a text exchange absolutely counts. This one may never be topped. I thought the last one wasn’t going to be, but yeah…if I go out with someone who tops this, I am done. I will never date anyone ever again.

I matched with someone on Bumble, I sent my standard message out – “Seems like we can stand each other’s faces…that’s a good start”. He responds, we have some flirty banter, over the next few days, back and forth and it’s fun and he’s a nice guy, he talks about his dog, work, seems completely normal.

After a few days and tons of messages, he tells me that he has to say something – oh God. “I have a bit of a fetish with something that’s not ordinary”.

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