Last week, Bryan Fischer was trying to understand why the Mormon Church was supporting the decision by the Boy Scouts of America (or “Boy Sodomizers of America,” as he calls them) to lift its ban on gay scouts and came up with a novel theory.

Admitting that he has literally “no evidence that this is the case,” Fischer nevertheless speculated that the LDS Church has “gone soft on the homosexual agenda” because “as the homosexual agenda advances, the next domino to fall is going to be the ban against polygamy.”

“The LDS leadership,” Fischer said, “these people are smart, they’re sharp, they’re thinking all the time and I believe one of the reasons they may have gone soft on the homosexual agenda is that they believe that the homosexual agenda may be the secret to restoring polygamy to America and this would vindicate Mormon doctrine from the very beginning”: