Fang: Ok, Owen, you win. I read your fan fiction.

Owen: What did you think!? Don't pull any punches!

Fang: I didn't. I filed a bug report for every cliched turn of phrase, every grammatical error, every plot hole, every racist stereotype, every stilted piece of wooden dialog.

Owen: Where did you file them?

Fang: Reddit. I included your email address and cell phone number.

Owen (looking at his iPad, his phone ringing): Ooh! Comments!