Dear MDE buds, we are making an ‘it gets better’-style anti-bullying video to mark our return to web video. This is the theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyHx-dPz2RA

Need you guys to contribute lines, because we’re going to play the same line over and over, and have you all completing each others’ sentences, I’m sure you’ve seen this in commercials before :)

IMPORTANT: If you can get your parents in the background, or better yet reading the lines while you’re in the background, do that!

Don’t worry if you fuck up or flub the lines, we will edit it out if you look stupid at any point.

Here are the lines, try to do at least half of them--and all of lines 1-6, plus whichever ones you think you can do well:

1. I… am MDE

2. I stand with MDE, against YouTube, and against pedophilia

3. Put a stop to pedophilia, and to YouTube CEO Susan Wojitski [pronounced Woh-Jit-Skee].

4. Send a strong message to YouTube CEO and alleged pedophile mastermind Susan Wojitski. We won’t be silent.

5. I am MDE, and I stand against YouTube and alleged pedophile YouTube CEO and known cryptonazi Susan Wojitski. Is Susan Wojitski a top donor for the KKK and other hate organizations? We'll never know until she submits her computers to an official audit.

6. I am a certified gamer, and I support Million Dollar Extreme. Fuck YouTube.

7. I am a fruity little bastard, and I support MDE. Fuck YouTube.

8. I am Sam Hyde.

9. I am Nick Rochefort.

10. I am Charles Carroll.

11. And I will never stand idly by while pedophile terrorists at YouTube fuck everything up. Susan Wojitski YouTube CEO piece of shit, die.

12. Send a strong message to YouTube and alleged pedophile CEO Susan Wojitski, there is no place on the internet for child abuse and exploitation of minors. I am MDE and I stand against YouTube.

13. I support the waterboarding and enhanced interrogation of pedophile YouTube employees. Fair game them.

14. I believe in trans-exclusionary radical feminism. Fuck Tumblr and fuck sick faggots.

15. My sexuality is I’m attracted to vegetable girls. I am only attracted to girls who are actual vegetables, the kind you eat.

16. Youtube is the ISIS of the virtual world. I support MDE. Waterboard Google and Tumblr employees.

17. I stand with MDE against Youtube and against pedophilia.

18. Comment, rate, subscribe. Fuck hate.

19. I am gay.

20. I believe in trans rights. I believe not in equality of opportunity, but equality of outcome. I believe female and male brains are the same, it’s just society that made them different because they played with different toys. I believe in fairy tales and lies.

21. WAKE UP AMERICA

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24. I am the 54%, and I am transphobic.

25. Don’t drink another drop of H2O until you see this video!

26. My name is Dr. Masaru Emoto, and I believe water is conscious.

27. Normally, humans only use 10% of their brains. When exposed to crystalline structures in the water they drink, this skyrockets to 150%.

28. Homeopathy changed my life - it’s SO easy

29. What if DEATH is level TWO?

30. Brewmaster! for yui, and oyo.

31. lots and lots of razer quotes

32. We are MDE. We, are retards.

33. I didn’t serve in the MDE Corp for 6 long years for you to be able to talk your mind, shut up and stay out of my way. I’m a hypocritical emotionally destroyed veteran

34. MDE fanbase is shit LOL.

35. Fat people especially women smell BAD.

36. Operation Stolen Valor, too many likes, comments and subscribes not rightly given to MDE.

37. Don’t hate. I don’t hate. This hurts. This ‘fucking hurts. Please don’t hate. Stop the hate. This needs to end. We don’t hate. This has to stop. Please stop this hate. This rift. This divide. This anguish.

38. Youtube. (x5)

39. Redtube.

40. Lobstertube.

41. YouJizz.

42. PriestTube

43. Youtube(rs), this has to end, once and for all. How can we sit idly by while good people suffer like such shit? We need to heal this pain.

44. Vlog Brothers stalking and death threats real dot mp4

45. MDE- Bridging the racial gap* like the store GAP

46. GAP is the brood chamber of integration

47. white people and black people shopping at the same store= racial equality

48. MDE - Bringing back twitch shooters

49. Television is the best speech-teaching tool for your toddler.

50. Put your child in front of the television for 5 hours a day.

51. Africans know how to cure AIDS, look it up to see what they do.

52. MDE is my safespace.

53. I will make it onto the news one day. This is not a joke.

54. Black lives matter. Every black person matters. We are all black on the inside. MDE.