One must also consider that kickers -- and punters -- have more time on their hands than the average football player. It's understandable that between kicking field goals from the left hash, the space in between the hashes, then the right hash, then backing up, and kicking again ... and again ... and again, while teammates drill and scrimmage and do more than one thing in an afternoon, there's room for absurd thoughts. And fresh off signing a four-year, $16.8 million contract, Tucker is likely still feeling himself a bit.