“It’s the same way a president can declare an emergency at the border just to get his wall,” Noah continued. “It doesn’t have to be a real emergency. Yeah, he just has to say something. He can just be like, [imitating Trump] ‘Folks, these Mexicans, so dangerous. So dangerous, some of them can even come back from the dead into our land. I saw it in a documentary called ‘Coco.’”

On Tuesday, The New York Times reported on Trump tax data from 1985 through 1994, which showed his core businesses lost more than $1 billion over a decade.

“In fact, year after year, Trump appears to have lost more money than nearly any other taxpayer in America. I guess we finally found something that Trump really is the best at.” — JAMES CORDEN

Clooney Shills for the Climate

“Planet Earth, unfortunately, after seven billion seasons, is about to be canceled,” Noah said in reference to a United Nations study on climate change that found that more than a million plant and animal species are now at risk of extinction.

Seth Meyers poked fun at Mike Pompeo’s response, in which the secretary of state praised the steady reductions in sea ice for “opening new passageways and new opportunities for trade.”