Except, of course, in the cityof Fort Collins, Colorado.

It's been several days nowsince Fort Collins was hacked.

Everyone's e-mailsand Internet history

became accessible to the public

after being targeted bythe Danish Troll Trace Program.

According to our eye in the sky,

their votes will not be talliedanytime soon.

Man: It's complete bedlam inside the city limits, Chris.

Since the city was hacked, there have been murders,

suicides, and complete loss of civility.

We also understand that nearly everyone

within Fort Collins who was married is now divorced.

Back to you, Tom.

This barricade behind mewas put up not only to make sure

nobody goes into Fort Collins,

but also to make surenobody gets out,

since there's no telling who'sInternet histories they've seen.

Please!My wife is so pissed at me!

[ Gunshot ]

The defiant Danish company

is still declaring Troll Tracea success and claims

that it will be availableworldwide at any moment.