Containment Strategy 3453.1: Containment Procedure:

SCP-3453 was enclosed in a watertight containment unit capable of holding 500mL of liquid. Containment Time:

1 month and 46 hours Containment Breach Record:

Over the course of its containment SCP-3453 created and escaped through a 128nm crack in its container.

Containment Strategy 3453.2: Containment Procedure:

SCP-3453 was enclosed in a watertight containment unit capable of holding 500mL of liquid, with 200cm thick walls. Containment Time:

1 months, 3 days, and 1 hour. Containment Breach Record:

SCP-3453 heated up to a sufficient temperature to cause its containment unit to explode. SCP-3453 quickly cooled down to room temperature and proceeded to wander around Site-11. This event also resulted in the breaches of SCP-████ and SCP-████ as well as 2 casualties of Foundation personnel. All three objects were later re-contained without any additional issues.

Containment Strategy 3453.5: Containment Procedure:

SCP-3453 was enclosed in a 300cm thick airtight containment unit with the highest melting point available on-site. Containment Time:

2 months, 1 week, 3 days, and 4 hours. Containment Breach Record:

SCP-3453 teleported 1.5 meters outside of its containment unit. This is the first time that SCP-3453 has been observed to teleport by the SCP-3453 Research Team.

Containment Strategy 3453.17: Containment Procedure:

SCP-3453 was enclosed in a 300cm thick airtight containment unit with the highest melting point available on-site. This containment unit itself is enclosed in a blast resistant room with a Scrantron Reality Anchor, which could prevent teleportation from occurring. Containment Time:

2 months, 2 weeks, 3 days, and 5 hours. Containment Breach Record:

SCP-3453 teleported 1.5m outside of its containment unit. After 3 minutes of circling its containment unit at 10kph SCP-3453 teleported inside of the Scranton Reality Anchor, which proceeded to short-circuit and explode. Notes: The Site Director has banned the use of SRAs for containment purposes. They also banned the use of cross-testing with other SCPs. Given the morbidly interesting ways in which these tests have failed for other SCPs, I can't say I blame them. The SCP-3453 Research Team is going to take a more conservative approach from here on out. Specifically, we'll be focusing less on a permanent containment solution and more on minimizing the cost and impact of containment breaches.

~Senior Researcher Bindell. SCP-3453 Research Team Leader

Containment Strategy 3453.20: Containment Procedure:

SCP-3453 is to be transported to a different containment unit every 8 hours. 6 containment units have been created for this purpose. As a cost-saving measure, a containment unit will only be decommissioned and replaced when SCP-3453 has managed to escape it under 48 hours. Containment Time:

1 year, 2 months, 4 days, and 18 hours. Containment Breach Record:

SCP-3453 was contained successfully with an average of approximately 0.7 successful escape attempts per month. SCP-3453 has since then teleported outside of every containment unit devised in less than 48 hours.

Containment Strategy 3453.49: Containment Procedure:

SCP-3453 is to be kept within Site-11 by MTF Beta-7 through an array of cost-effective and portable containment units and procedures. The SCP-3453 Research Team is to provide aid and support to MTF Beta-7. Containment Time:

1 month, 4 days, and 18 hours. Containment Breach Record:

SCP-3453 eventually escaped Site-11 through a urinal in the men's restroom. Notes: As of writing this, SCP-3453 has been re-captured and brought back to Site-11 no less than 4 times. Each time that it has been brought back it appears to make a mad dash to the men's bathroom. Its last escape involved teleporting into the urinal. The bathroom has since been closed down, but that's really more of a temporary fix.

~Junior Research Assistant Fine

Containment Strategy 3453.66: Containment Procedure:

ContAIner-3453, a program dedicated to SCP-3453's containment, has been developed. ContAIner-3453 is to assist in automatically producing self-driving containment units for the purpose of finding and capturing SCP-3453 in a safe and discreet manner. Since the artificial intelligence is a work in progress, MTF Beta-7 is expected to work with ContAIner-3453 until it can be fully automated by the SCP-3453 Research Team. This entry marks ContAIner-3453's first successful containment attempt, which involved a derivative of Test 3453.14. Containment Time:

1 month, 1 week, and 2 hours. Containment Breach Record:

SCP-3453 teleported 2.4m outside of its containment unit.