I just received my Arbitrary Gift Day package! FIrst off, I got a LASER CAT! I named him Walter. I must be careful with him and make sure he doesn't land in the wrong hands. (See attached pic to view damage caused when my brother tried him out!)

I also received a dog paddle ball and dog bone shaped tin! My cat was not impressed with the dog tin!

Finally, I received a wooden shark. My match is from New Smyrna Beach, FL- which is the shark attack capital of the world! No, it really is: http://animals.howstuffworks.com/fish/dangerous-place-shark-attack10.htm

Thank you, C1D3! You nailed it!