T-Series! (Yeah!) It's your big day! (Woo!) Incredible job! I know we had our differences

But today, I just wanna tell you

Ay congratulations, it's a celebration

Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)

Ay congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration

I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

Ay congratulations to your corporation

Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians

Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took

Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood

Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong

Like starting your business by selling pirated songs

Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia

Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)

I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah

I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia

For legal reasons, that's a joke For legal reasons, that's a joke

For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke

India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best

I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi— Ay congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)

Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!) Ay congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)

I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

Congratulations (Uh)

Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!) Congratulations

Congratulations (Such a big day)

I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm) T-Series saying "Cease and desist"

Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation

But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)

T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)

Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)

Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?

That's a blatant racist lie

Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)

India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son

How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)

Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty

But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably

But never mind the poor people, we just here to party

Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army

Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem

So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure

It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side

There's no army in the world, I would rather give me watch time

It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world