Bathroom grafitti ranges from puerile to clever to political, and in the East Village bathrooms of yore, we always enjoyed reading heated, line-by-line Sharpie debates about Marxism, Reaganomics and poop.

By far the most cutting bathroom scrawlings we ever read were at our alma mater, where some disgruntled student had written, over the toilet paper dispenser, "Diplomas. Take one!"

Several years ago, DJ Spyhunter took this idea one step further with his brilliant gag product, the RSStroom Reader. Wireless connectivity lets you get the crappy blogs of your choice printed out on TP via RSS, so that you can...well, we don't have to spell it out, and anyway this is a family site. It's a pity he never sought actual manufacture.

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