This gift is hilariously awesome. In my mail today I found an envelope from the Mission Bicycle Company (photo 1). Upon opening the envelope I found a mustache with some Velcro on the back; perfect for wrapping around a tube. Two minutes later my bike grew an amazing stash (photo 2).

Thanks for the bike-stash Arbitrary Day Secret Santa.

Edit: A week or so later I also received this totally awesome beer-holding sweatshirt from my Arbitrary Day Secret Santa. It's so comfy and it holds beer, what more could I ask for? Double thanks!