GiantGapingAxeWound Tue 07-Nov-17 18:05:54

Thought this might be fun. I'll start.



I'm a property owner - of a derelict, empty bedsit (inherited) with smashed in windows, so much mould that it looks like the walls have been spray painted black and even the squatters don't go near it.



I'm a business owner - of a failing tiny business which barely brings in enough money to buy a food shop every week, and I'm in debt up to my eyeballs.



I live in a detached four bedroomed house in an affluent and desirable area - in a council house.



I own three cars - all of which are old bangers worth a couple of hundred each, and two of them don't work at all, but I don't have the energy to get rid of them.



I have a massive flat screen TV, the latest iPhone and my children have all of the latest gadgets - mostly all on finance from Brighthouse or put on the Argos card I can't afford to pay off.



I have a wardrobe full of designer clothes - from Oxfam.



I own 61 pairs of shoes - from Primark.



I have regular holidays abroad - camping in Europe, paid for by Sun £9 holidays.



I have a university education - in a pointless subject sociology that I've never used.



I drink champagne regularly - from Aldi.