pants: stand on my chest as i drown in a puddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! deuce: finding a way to turn your head while I stand here so you at least aspirate some water in the puddle rather than wasting both of our time pants: pfptfptpfptpft why am i not going into shock blbahblbhlabbllbbl deuce: this is mostly just inconvenient rather than dangerous: that's what happens when you pay someone incompetent to drown you pants: maybe try choking me