This book is rated R for strong language, nudity,

violence and graphic drug use The three best friends of Hip Hap are relaxing together now! Drake

Kanye West

"Lil" Jon "You know there's this girl and my FEELINGS are so EMOTIANAL with the complications in me my FEELINGS," laments Drake. "These girl is so SPECIAL giving me so many RELATION SHIP emotions."

" WHAT ???!" Lil Jon inquires.

"I slapped my girl. She called the feds," Kanye West muses. "I made that bi*tch famous. Oh and just so you know ""slavery"" was a choice," opines Kanye West, rapper celebrithy. "I'm bored.... let's do a BOARD... game!" comes up Drake with the nice idea and steering away from these tricky waters Kanye insists on navagating.

"Let's us play a game of SNAKES and LADDERS . Fum for the whole fanily!" "Yeah Taylor is a snake," proffers Kanye, "I made that bit*ch FAMOUS." LATER The game of Snakes and Laders is on a shelf..... the TOP shelf. Too high! More like SNAKES on a PLANE required to reach the height of this box.

But Drake folds out a rickety and old stepladder to get this snakefest going!

"Now I feel with my EMOTIOMS that this stepladder is so rickety and old," Drake says, "so I need y'all to please hold it while I bolt it up these steps."

" OKAY ," Lil Jon nods.

"For all my Southside niggas that know me best, I feel like me and Taylor might still have steps," Kanye adds. LATER Now it's time for Drake to put the MONEY were his MOUTH does. And ascend the stares. Will this Hip Hob "master of rhyme" be a "master of CLIMB"? Find out next time on DRAKE nball Z! (that is the little "aninme" joke for all you Southside noggas) Drike is halfway up the ladder now.... yet but feels a tremble! Shake 'n' Drake! "Lil Jon, are you holding onto the legs?" famous Drake shouts downward.

" YEEAHY "

"Kanye West, are you holding onto the rungs??"

"That th th that that don't kill me, can only make me RUNG er." WHAT does't even MEAN "Kanye does that mean you're HOLDING them or NOT?" now agitated former DeGreasy star Drake scream yells.

"When a real nigga hold you down, you s'posed to drown" retorts Kanji West.

"...what my fuck Kanye just ANSWER the simple QUASTION gosh darnit," non-communicative Kanye West gets draked over the coals here.

Kenny West answers: "Yes I'm holding them." Feeling very assured (with his ENOTIONS) Drake climbs upwards. however BUT-- Kanye Wet is NOT holding these ladder at ALL. He is tweeting Tweets on Twitter gosh god darn it Kanye. "harvey weinstein innocent Dragon Energy" is what he elects to twitter now. Another slam dunk home run tweet Kanye. Very very good. With this these terrible OSHA violation.... the stap ladder Snap Crackle POPS and breaks in half! Drake is a-tumblin' down to grownd! "Dang it Kanye WHAT've you even DONE now?!" yelps Drake in mid-air FALLing to the FLOOR. With such a big huge earthquake EARTHDRAKE he splatter smashes all the bones and cartialige and brain matter into PIECEs. The Hip Hip rapper from Toronto is To gone to. Kamye West: " Stair ted from the BOTTOM... now we here?" THE END









post credits scene

Lil Job: "What?"

