This is almost as cool as the time I flipped a coin in 7th grade and said “heads I dump my girlfriend, tails I don’t.”Â I sort of miss her even though I think it was the right choice.Â Some black dude knocked her up after HS and she’s got a bunch of kids now, but still…. it was the first vagina I was allowed to stuff my finger in, so she’s got a little place in my heart forever.