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What a great couple days. Look at all the terrible people who lost: the Yankees, the Colts, Mike Gaffney, Liz Warren. Great couple of days for the good guys.

As you probably saw today, Senators Susan Collins (R) and Joe Manchin (D) both announced that they were voting Yes on Judge Kavanaugh, thereby making it all but official that he will be confirmed tomorrow. And thus ends the most exciting two weeks in politics of my lifetime. It was a fun ride while it lasted, and the good guys won at the end. Innocent until proven guilty is still a thing in this country, and spare me the “this is a job interview, not a court of law” bullshit. When’s the last time you went for a job interview and the people interviewing you had already publicly announce that they weren’t going to hire you? Because that’s what every single democratic Senator who questioned Kavanaugh did.

And for what it’s worth, Neil Gorsuch only got through 54-45. That means 45 democratic senators decided he wasn’t good enough. Yet he had NO RAPE ACCUSATIONS!! It’s almost as if those 45 senators never really cared that Kavanaugh was accused of sexual assault. They just cared about keeping conservative justices off of the court at all costs. Gorsuch got in, and this time they had to come up with something to keep it from happening all over again. None of them cared about Christine Ford. She was just a useful idiot who they used for their own benefit.

Anyway, check out what Liz Warren did outside of the Supreme Court yesterday:

"I am angry on behalf of women who have been told to sit down and shut up." Sen. Elizabeth Warren joins anti-Kavanaugh protesters in Washington, D.C.: "I believe Dr. Ford. I watched that hearing last Thursday and Brett Kavanaugh is disqualified" https://t.co/isf7IWyVcl pic.twitter.com/iqerAEQsqi — ABC News (@ABC) October 4, 2018

“Hello resistance!!! Today is about disrespect. I watched that hearing last Thursday, and I believe Dr. Ford. Brett Kavanaugh is disqualified!! Look, we know what this is about, this is about power. I watched 11 men powerful men, who tried to help another powerful man, make it to a more powerful position. This is about hijacking a democracy. So let’s be clear about this. I am angry, I own it. I am angry on behalf of women who have been told to sit down and shut up one time too many. I am angry because of everyone who has lost power, African-Americans who don’t have power in this city, Latinos who don’t have power here in Washington!!

You didn’t need to watch the hearing to say Kavanaugh was disqualified, because you already said you weren’t voting for him. You didn’t need to watch the hearing to say you believed Dr. Ford, because she provided no evidence to back up her claims, and you were going to believe her no matter what. This is the very definition of democracy. The majority won. She’s “angry.” What else is new? She’s really good at being angry. Not so good at getting bills passed. No one is telling women to sit down and shut up. Literally no one. You’re holding a megaphone while you’re saying that. Dr. Ford was invited to Washington to “speak her truth” as you people call it. This is the exact opposite of being told to shut up. African-Americans? Da fuq does that have to do with anything? This is just liberalism on steroids. They can’t go more than 5 minutes without mentioning all their favorite oppressed voting bases. African-Americans don’t have control in Washington DC? There have been 8 mayors of Washington DC. Every single one of them has been black. Every. Single. Mayor.

This is what she does folks. This is our Senator. She literally just makes shit up, yells into microphones about how she’s being silenced, participates in meaningless protests, brags about how she’s “fighting,” and gets her echo chamber of pink pussy hats to yell “woooo” so she can build her resume for President. If Geoff Diehl was running a real campaign for Senate he might have a shot at keeping her honest. Anyone seen any commercials for him?

Here’s what she tweeted after the L today:

I’m not going to sugarcoat anything. We lost a tough fight. And it hurts. What happened today will touch every single person in this country, in some very real & terrible ways. But it’s OK to step back for a minute, take a breath, & lean on the shoulder of someone you love. — Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 5, 2018

“We lost a tough fight.”

This should be her slogan. It’s literally all she does. She picks fights with teams she can’t beat, alienates people, grandstands, and ultimately ends up losing. She is the Rex Ryan of the Senate.

Don’t worry though, she’s still going to “fight” for the BLT-123 mafia, women, Native Americans, students…..pretty much everyone except for evil white dudes:

What’s next? We can't give up. We’re owning our anger – on behalf of women told to sit down & shut up. On behalf of African Americans, Latinos, LGBTQ Americans, Native Americans, students, seniors – everyone who gets shut out of power by men who don’t know how to share. — Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 5, 2018

Here’s the best one:

Remember: Even the fights we lose matter. If we keep fighting, we can turn our anger & pain into power. So to the Republicans & @realDonaldTrump: listen up. 32 days until Election Day. Exactly one month. Tick, tock. — Elizabeth Warren (@elizabethforma) October 5, 2018

“Even the fights we lose matter.”

No, they don’t matter actually. Kavanaugh will be on the court for the rest of his life. If you run against Trump in 2020 he will win, and will likely replace both Ginsburg and Breyer, who will be the next two to go. The court will be conservative for the next 40 years, and all sorts of liberal decisions will be overturned.

But she’s fighting, so at least you’ve got that going for you.

Don’t her followers ever get tired of losing? I know a lot of liberal friends of mine who can’t stand her. What has this woman done for you? She’s done a great job building her own brand, and will be very wealthy for the rest of her life because of it. But if you’re a liberal, how is she advancing liberal policies? You can’t get things done if you pick fights with all of your coworkers because they’re old white dudes.

Here’s an idea for democrats – stop making the worst you have to offer the official spokespeople for your party. Stop nominating clowns like Hillary, Liz Warren, Cory Mr. Potato Head Booker, Kamala Harris, and Kirsten Gillibrand. There must be normal democrats out there somewhere. Obama worked because he had the ability to not annoy everyone. None of the others can say the same.

For instance, why have you not distanced yourself from this thing?

A white woman Senator is talking about presumption of innocence that is never offered to Black men in America. You are watching white supremacy live on the Senate Floor. #SusanCollins #CancelKanavaugh — Linda Sarsour (@lsarsour) October 5, 2018

Senator Susan Collins is the mother & grandmother of white women in America who gave us a Donald Trump presidency. The 53%. She is a disgrace & her legacy will be that she was a traitor to women and marginalized communities. History will not treat her kindly. #CancelKanavaugh — Linda Sarsour (@lsarsour) October 5, 2018

Linda Sarsour is insane. I don’t have time to run down all the crazy shit she’s done. Just Google her. Remember when that Republican Todd Akin said some crazy shit about women being raped and not being able to get pregnant? Yea, Republicans made sure to cut that dude loose real quick. Because he was bad for business. You might wanna do the same with people like Linda Sarsour, because there are a TON of people like her in your party. And they all have blue checkmarks and megaphones.

Oh, and their treatment of Susan Collins, the only member of the Senate who actually put time and thought into her vote, shows just how little these people actually respect women. They like women, as long as they blindly go along with whatever bullshit they’re spewing.

And while we’re at it, do something about her:

#IfOnly I could save you.#IfOnly I could help you remove that weight from your tired shoulders and become the joy of an unburdened you. My prayer for all survivors of sexual assault. #MeToo pic.twitter.com/Q5MlmSs7Xk — Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 27, 2018

Did you watch that video? What the hell was that? Is that supposed to convince ANYONE?? A washed up movie star trying to be artistic and poetic to sad music? Da fuq is she even talking about?

Newsflash – just because some people have gotten raped doesn’t mean Kavanaugh is a rapist. I’m sorry if you got raped. That’s terrible and your rapist should be in jail. Destroying an innocent man’s life isn’t going to change any of that.

Feminist freakouts are everywhere right now:

.@SenatorCollins and her fellow rape apologists have sent the message that white boys and men can do whatever they want to our bodies — assault us, rape us, abuse us — and that they can lie lie lie about it, and not a damn thing will happen to them. They’ll be rewarded for it. — Sophie Ellman-Golan (@EgSophie) October 5, 2018

Senator Collins speech was thoughtful and eloquent. Unlike the protesters outside whose lone talent seems to be the ability to rhyme occasionally, she used facts, reason, and logic to make her case. There are millions of women like her who were disgusted with the way this was handled. Instead of valuing “her truth” you dismissed her as a rape apologist. This is why no one takes you seriously.

Oh, and speaking of people the democrats should distance themselves from…..

.@SenatorCollins does not have the judgment to be a US Senator. She never met my client, never had her interviewed, never met the 6 witnesses supporting her declaration or had them interviewed, and never cross examined my client. And yet she made a credibility determination. How? — Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 5, 2018

The creepy porn lawyer TEASED America with victim #3 before he named her. He doesn’t give a shit about her. He just enjoys being involved and building his brand. His client’s story wasn’t remotely believable. She said she went to 10 different gang rape parties and saw Kavanaugh spiking the punch. Then on the 10th time she got gang raped because she forgot the punch was spiked, and that she was at a gang rape party. Then she went on TV and said he didn’t spike the punch but he was there. No one with a brain took her seriously and she undermined the credibility of the other 2 accusers. Oops!!

Don’t worry though, they’re still resisting:

The vote tomorrow is a formality. But I’m sure if 50,000 screaming hags show up yelling about their rape stories Susan Collins will suddenly change her mind.

What’s so disingenuous about all of this is the way it’s been phrased. If you support Kavanaugh you hate women, and if you oppose him then you support women. Nothing is further from the truth. We are all anti-rape, but only some of us believe in innocence until proven guilty.

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