more personal mario character headcanons:

Peach: Bisexual biromantic

Daisy: Bisexual aromantic

Rosalina : All Powerful Space Goddess; also Asexual Aromantic

Toadette: Pansexual Panromantic

Popple: Asexual Aromantic (unless it lets him schmooze some treasure)

Wario: Bisexual Biromantic

Waluigi: Homosexual Homoromantic

why am I mentioning these? Idunno its late and im shitblogging