I don't have to tell you how race-relations are dissolving faster than the cartilage in Tess Holliday's overladen knees. If you're unconvinced, look no further than this music festival. The organizers are charging different ticket prices based on race. If you happen to be low on melanin, you're s**t outta luck:

AfroFuture Fest tickets for “persons of color” cost half as much as tickets for “non-persons of color,” according to the event page. Early bird tickets for white attendees run at $20, while early bird tickets for non-white attendees cost $10. After July 17, tickets for white people will cost $40, while tickets for non-white people will cost $20. Organizers posted an explanation for the race-based pricing on the event website, stating that “equality means treating everyone the same,”

Charging different prices based on race is "treating people the same?"

Basically, "equality" is the goal here, but "some people are more equal than others." You might recognize that "logic" as coming straight out of Orwell's Animal Farm. If something sounds a little off about such remarks, there's a reason. Spoiler alert: the characters making those remarks were the bad guys.

There's no other way to put this. People who think this sort of thing is a-okay are a bunch of racist doucheburritos. No different from slave-owning dickweeds. Hooded KKK snotweasels. Jim Crow supporting turdlets.

I guess racism is cool when it's the un-melanated on the receiving end of the dickery. If a white-centric music festival were charging the melanin-rich more for admission, you'd have universal outrage from the left. Therein lies the double-standard of lefties. Certain groups deserve special privileges and others should face every hurdle the left can throw at them. So much for "equality."

Speaking of racist anti-racists:

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