Lyra: You wanted to try a little role play, Bon Bon?

Bon Bon: *in a robe and wizard hat* Who is Bon Bon? I am Sweetie Drops the Cyan, wizard of the 5th realm of Equestria, mistress of molten sucrose, eater of the everlasting gobstopper, brewer of the indigo flavor of Nik L Nips, the dragons know me as Graaaaw!, the changelings know me as Stupid Background Horse, and I am known in Appleoosa as Pielamaty Jane. Aye, and there may be other secret names you do not yet know.

Lyra: *sigh* This is why I ate your special oats.