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A young millennial spawn loves to share everything positive, joyful, and abundant in her life. When her family came into some new funds — won from her father’s settlement regarding age discrimination — she tapped and typed and bragged. As is usual in an age-discrimination settlement, all parties agreed to a confidentiality clause. Pshhhh, thought this young woman, confidentiality can’t cramp my personal news feed:

Mama and Papa Snay won the case against Gulliver. Gulliver is now officially paying for my vacation to Europe this summer. SUCK IT.

And with these 23 words, this young braggart cost her father the $80,000 he won from the Gulliver School, where he was let go as headmaster. Sympathies to her family for their loss and for being so close to someone who gloats about vacations and screams SUCK IT on her Facebook wall.