Team USA will be dressed like your rich aunt at the Opening Ceremony of next month’s Winter Olympics in Sochi. Don’t take that as an insult though, because the team’s expensive Ralph Lauren uniforms, which were unveiled Thursday and feature oversized stars, stripes and USA, still manage to look pretty sweet nonetheless.

Granted, these duds look like something your second-grade teacher might have worn on class picture day. But there’s also enough style that you could picture George Clooney rocking that cardigan while lounging around in Lake Como. In that way, the uniforms are both absurd and awesome. I either want to laugh at the clothes or wear them while flirting with bartenders at a ski lodge in Vail.

Of course, that won’t happen because I’m neither, a) an Olympian, nor b) flush with enough cash to buy the clothes. Ralph Lauren’s uniform, including a peacoat that athletes may or may not need in Sochi’s balmy winter air, costs over $2,000.

The clothes are all made in America, a nod to the 2012 flap about the Team USA Olympic uniforms that were made overseas.

USA TODAY had the first look at the uniforms. Read more about it at USATODAY.com/Life