25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time

These are all genuine songs, mainly released in the United States (how surprising).

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye! I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him Please Bypass This Heart She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few

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