I want to give LeBron James a hug. I want to invite him over for a bowl of soup. Let him take a long nap on the couch. Have a beer. Have a few beers. I know he’s a wine guy, but we have tequila here, too.

I saw what happened in Game 1 of the NBA Finals Thursday night. Tequila may be very necessary.

LeBron should come over, relax, take his...