Even though the college football season this year will look nothing like it has in years past, at least the Crimson Tide football players, who will be facing significantly more risk than usual in the midst of a global pandemic, can enjoy a super dope new locker room!

In a video released Monday afternoon, Alabama Football showed off their incredible new digs to their masked players. At the risk of exaggeration, it looks like they spent approximately a bazillion dollars on upgrading the locker room, diverting funds from who knows what other parts of academic learning.

Look at the...