Hey Santa,

I think you did a fantastic job with my gift. I was delighted to find an autographed copy of Fight Club 2 in the box. I was not expecting that at all, it is a great (if not the best) addition to my Palahniuk collection.

I am also excited about the hot sauce, but also admittedly scared. 2 million scoville may be the death of me, but it would be a glorious one!

Thank you so much.