i met the lawyer to my foyer

the nub to my roofline

the car to my carhole…

what i’m trying to say is i’m engaged now

edit: we will not be buying a mcmansion for obvious reasons but if you’re feeling the love tonight, you can donate a coffee to the kate wagner & partner tiny and modest wedding fund: www.ko-fi.com/mcmansionhell !

(i’m a writer and he’s a high school math teacher so we could use all the help we can get.)