Someone needs to gag me:

I have a neurological disorder called Tourette Syndrome which causes me to make uncontrollable movements and vocal sounds called "tics." Because people with Tourette Syndrome also need to date, I downloaded a dating app called Scruff (it's kinda like Tindr but for gay men.....did I mention I was gay?). I received the following messages from someone in my neighbourhood (creatively named Buckyballs77) and let's just say he wasn't trying to flirt with me.