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Hitler finds out his neighbors are having a kid. Hilarity ensues.

The Neighbors Are Having a Baby

00:00 - 00:03 Our life here in Southern California

00:04 - 00:05 is about to change.

00:05 - 00:07 Here we are. Lovely Ocean Park.

00:08 - 00:12 The People's Republic of Santa Monica.

00:12 - 00:15 West Los Angeles. Where life is just grand.

00:17 - 00:19 Yes, I agree. Life is very good here.

00:19 - 00:21 It's walkable. Lots of bars and restaurants.

00:24 - 00:26 My good friend.

00:27 - 00:28 The neighbors...

00:31 - 00:33 The neighbors in apartment A are going to have a baby.

00:34 - 00:36 She is due in 20 weeks.

00:53 - 00:58 Those of you who have to get to Bryan's 10:45 Yoga class can go.

01:13 - 01:15 What the actual FUCK?

01:15 - 01:17 THOSE ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOTS!!!

01:18 - 01:23 THEY ONLY HAVE ONE INCOME!!!!!

01:25 - 01:28 I can't believe they even have sex.

01:29 - 01:31 Don't they know about contraception?

01:31 - 01:34 It's a one bedroom apartment!

01:34 - 01:37 Why would you ruin your life like that?

01:37 - 01:40 What about GLOBAL WARMING?!?

01:40 - 01:42 My friend I think they're gonna make great parents.

01:42 - 01:46 Their carbon footprint will be monstrous!

01:46 - 01:48 My friend. With all due respect I think you just hate kids.

01:48 - 01:52 You're damn right I hate kids. There are too many people on planet earth.

01:53 - 01:54 7.6 Billion.

01:56 - 01:57 The planet is dying. Extinctions are increasing at an alarming rate.

01:57 - 02:00 The Great Barrier Reef is almost gone.

02:00 - 02:03 Did you see that video of the starving polar bear?

02:04 - 02:08 It was horrific. Unbearable.

02:08 - 02:13 He was picking through some trash.

02:14 - 02:16 He was skin and bones.

02:17 - 02:21 That poor bear can't find anything to eat! Nothing at all!

02:27 - 02:29 It walks away to die.

02:30 - 02:34 We humans are the cause of so much suffering. It's a tragedy.

02:34 - 02:36 I still have hope though. I must.

02:41 - 02:42 But this news.

02:43 - 02:47 I can't believe they're not going to abort the little glob of goo.

02:48 - 02:53 Don't they know how much money it costs to raise a kid?

02:54 - 02:56 All those stupid birthday parties they have to go to.

02:56 - 02:59 Their whole life is going to change.

03:00 - 03:02 OUR LIFE IS GOING TO CHANGE!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry. Maybe she'll miscarry.

03:14 - 03:16 I'm not sure if I can take it.

03:19 - 03:23 Maybe we should look for another apartment.

03:25 - 03:26 What a pain in the ass.

03:31 - 03:33 We'll look at Westside Rentals.

03:40 - 03:46 Well at least we had a few good years here.

03:46 - 03:49 I'm gonna miss the neighborhood.