



You’ve tried church. You’ve tried prayer. You’ve even sacrificed the fatted calf, but God still won’t smite your enemies. Get The Jesus Slingshot, new from My Left Behind Toys! The Jesus Slingshot will help you do unto others before they can do unto you!

This blasphemous gravel launcher has been cropping up at least since H. R. Giger imagined Satan using a Jesus slingshot for his painting Satan I in 1977. That particular image gained notoriety as the cover for non-yodeling Swiss extreme metal band Celtic Frost’s album To Mega Therion in 1985.







More recently, Berlin-based artist Jaybo included a Jesus slingshot in his exhibition Useless.







And the Jesus slingshot has been used as a meme bait linked to the Bozar shop in Brussels.







If you’re handy with a blade, you can carve your own, otherwise, you may be lucky enough to come across one in a market for around $7.



H/T Nerdcore