Feminist chicks all over America are protesting the patriarchy and sexism inherent in society and God’s nature by staying home from their below-minimum-wage jobs as baristas and community college Gender Studies profs to pet their cats and regret their barren life decisions.

Yes, it’s International Woman’s Day, and some militant feminists are bitterly celebrating by hashtagging “A Day Without A Woman,” and also toting cliched protest signs on the streets.

But, according to a Fox News report, it’s all astroturf paid by Trump Towers’ most nefarious investor, GEORGE SOROS!!!

A report released Wednesday claims that Soros — whose net worth is $25.2 billion and who champions liberal causes — gave millions to groups behind the demonstration. Of the march’s 544 partners, 100 groups received funding from Soros that totaled $246 million, according to the conservative Media Research Center. Such groups included Planned Parenthood, the Center for American Progress and People for the American Way (PFAW), the report claims. “Those donations represent just a fragment of Soros’ massive global influence,” the Media Research Center said on its website. “His Open Society Foundations have given away more than $13 billion to push his globalist, anti-American views.”







Yes, I’m not joking, Soros invested in Trump Towers. Anyway, when you see all those smelly, unattractive, unsmiling, bitter feminists screeching that reality is unfair to them, realize that they’re being paid to do it.

And I’m not joking about that smiling thing – they are actually protesting the sexism of men telling them to smile, by refusing to SMILE today.

#IStrikeFor all the amazing women in my life and fellow artists who were told to, "smile more."#daywithoutawoman pic.twitter.com/t1oPDFOe9y — Erin Persley (@erinpersley) March 9, 2017

Amazing.

Here’s their publicity video if you’re into more idiocy: