If the Esoteric order of Dagon actually existed you would all join it. Don’t lie and say you wouldn’t. You get to have your way with frog/fish men, have a bunch of nightmarish hybrid children, and all the fish you can eat! Sign me up!

Also full disclosure, not that anyone out there really cares, but I live in Utah and yep I’m Mormon. Got the magic PJ’s to prove it.

Though to be fair I’m not very good at it. I’ve only got one wife… (Ba dum da ktshhhhh!) I also have the unfortunate habit of swearing like a sailor and depending how tired I am I would cut you for a mug of sweet sweet coffee.

Don’t worry I won’t try to convert you. I honestly don’t care what anyone else believes and I can’t understand why they would care what I do. I only mention it as I have always found the idea of cults weirdly fascinating. And of course because I’ve been told I’ve been in a cult my whole life. Cults are one of the reason’s I love Lovecraftian fiction. Strange sinister groups meeting in the dead of night to worship dark and forbidden gods. What’s not to like about that.

Sadly in my own cult we don’t have long black robes and no sacrificial daggers. That’s really disappointing.

I want a sacrificial dagger. I want it bad.

Now to sit back and see how much hate mail I can get from this comic. Those Justin Beiber fans can be down right vindictive. Not like those fun loving good natured Scientologists…. Please don’t sue me, Xenu.