Whatcha gonna do … when the size of your penis doesn’t compare to the junk your fictional TV character is packing? According to Hulk Hogan today in court — YOU LIE, BROTHER!

The bizarre testimony went down after a conversation from the Bubba the Love Sponge‘s show about the size of Hogan’s “python” was brought up during cross examination.

“Well, it’s not mine, because mine isn’t that size. But we were discussing the length of Hulk Hogan’s.” He adds, “I do not have a 10-inch penis. No I do not. Seriously.”

You gotta watch the full video . His explanation to Gawker’s legal team is worth it.

(H/T to @DavidBix for the video)