I am all about kindness. Kindness and retribution. However, Piggy Cammers’ retributive actions do not embody anything positive, which is quite difficult to comprehend. The issue with the ‘eye for an eye’ approach to peoples actions is that without strict controls, you can’t guarantee that your actions will not have devastating consequences, far greater than what you set out to avenge. Retribution is a dangerous game to play, one that is rarely successful. In a time when terrorism is a high threat in London, we must find a collective act to stop the terror, one that doesn’t involve more violence and loss of life.

Do ya get it….do ya?!

I have learnt in my twenty-five years on this earth, when people are rude, mean and general dick-heads, that there are other people that have caused them to be like this. Having worked in a bakery for several years, you begin to realise that the person that screams at you when their loaf isn’t burnt enough, is having a hard time, and it has nothing to do with you. Being friendly and kind generally reinstates people’s faith in humanity when the majority of humanoids they encounter are not very nice ones. Unfortunately, this is also the case with ISIS. Surely, if we treat ISIS with kindness, they in turn will end their war on western culture?

Over the last few weeks I have been attempting to come up with a plan for when/if/probably London has a terrorist attack and I am in the midst. The issue with creating a plan for a speculative attack is that you cannot predict how you will react until you are in that situation. You will more than likely enter into a state of shock where your months of planning how to gouge out eyeballs has completely gone to waste. This is where a universal, collective reaction in a time of terror is our only option. If you know that every person surrounding you in an attack will react in the same way that you will, we can ensure a sense of comfort and protection among the people. I believe that the only way we can do this, is to collectively choose three U2 songs and learn them off by heart, word for word and note for note.

And you, too.

Three is a reasonable amount, enough for variation and not too much that learning them will be too much effort. The idea behind this plan is, if we ended up in a hostage situation that we could all sing these U2 songs and the terrorist will soften from the lyrics of Bono. The words of U2 can melt away the years of brain washing and manipulation from ISIS and he will leave this life of terror behind him and spare lives. Surely this is why God created Bono in his likeness, to eradicate the world from evil by firstly taking down ISIS?

I have chosen the three songs that I think we should learn :

Beautiful Day

Pride

With or without you

Like all best laid plans, I can’t be sure that this will work, unless the hostage situation actually comes about, which I do hope it won’t.

#u2bringdownisis