After being bumped 1,205 times over 10 years, Matt Damon has finally exacted his revenge on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

"Welcome to tonight's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Sucks," Damon greeted the audience Thursday, standing in as host for the tied-up Jimmy Kimmel. "Just for starters, let me ask you guys this: As an audience, is it weird to see a person with actual talent host this show?

"I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time," the actor continued. "This is like the time I lost my virginity, except this is going to last way longer than one second." And presumably a few more A-listers were involved tonight.