Another day, another buffoonish remark from Nina Pinta Santa Maria Cortez. Congresswoman-Elect Cortez seems to have run into a financial snafu regarding her move to the swamp. Naturally, this know-it-all lefty's struggles with basic budgeting was a source of chuckles for us non-leftists.

Well, she doesn't think it's funny. At all:

It's not like we're laughing at a beggar outside a Starbucks. Congresswoman Cortisol is now a member of one of the highest offices in the land. We're laughing at her because she thinks she's qualified to dictate other people's finances. Yet, she seems to consider scraping together a month's rent a crisis.

First of all, I'm not buying Cortez's alleged money woes. Just my opinion. She probably made a pretty penny during the campaign. More than enough for a month's lodging. This reeks of a political stunt to make "Crazy Eyes" Cortez seem more "of the people." A rough around the edges kid from the wrong side of the tracks who rose from nothing to become supreme ruler of everyone's wallet. The American dream in action.

This is only the beginning, folks. Strap yourself in, because we've got another four years of chuckles incoming. All courtesy of this greenback-grabbing Marxist crazyperson. Alexandria is already demanding an "electoral" fix for her financial woes. There's no telling what crackpot scheme she'll be coming up with next. But it'll likely involve you giving her more of your money.

While we're on the subject:

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