The ice gathers upon the corpse-earth of winter, and the cold winds cut like a blade. Literally. If we go outside, we might get stabbed by the air and bleed out, our steaming blood solidifying upon contact with the frozen ground.

To help you through this period of cold, and to keep your minds occupied as you wait for The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, we thought we'd let you in on a studio secret.

Not long ago, an anonymous contact of ours fell asleep on a train. When he awoke, he found a strange book in his pocket. We don't know where it came from, but we have recognised its undeniable power.

After much debate, we decided to share this mystery with you for the greater good.