Batman gets girls. This is just a fact. The way we see it, if you can convince a girl you’re Batman (choose a blonde for the safest route), you’ll probably have an easier time of getting her clothes off than Mr. Freeze has putting his on. You can pick up a costume online, and then just take the Batplane (“I’m only using Jet Blue because the Batplane’s in the Batshop, babe”) to Kaohsiung City, Taiwan. That’s where you’ll find the Eden Motel and this delightfully Caped Crusader-themed room.

Seduce your Selina Kyle amidst the Batcave-textured cement walls, Dark Knight tumbler, and more black and yellow Bat signals than a busy night in Gotham City. Of course if the action ends prematurely, you can always rent the room out for $50 for three hours. Just tell her Robin needs help with his homework or something. [Purchase]