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Calvin: Flaps...check. Fuel...check. Landing gear...check. Goggles...check. Calvin pilots his F-15 at more than 1,500 miles an hour. Loaded with tons of every conceivable missle, the jet shrieks low over the ground! Up and over the next rise, his target comes into view! Calvin FIRES! Missle after missle streaks ahead and detonates with grim accuracy! Mission accomplished! A smoldering crater is all that remains of Calvin's elementary school! SIGH...