Reader Andrew sent along this picture from a church in Phoenix that’s just begging for a punchline:

I’ll get you started with a couple suggestions, courtesy of Twitter:

But he gets mad if we unwrap them outside of marriage. (via @Robguy)

Agreed. I’ve enjoy many a people’s package. (via @dalestaines)

@CarlyShea also pointed me to this lovely intepretation 🙂