[knock at door]

- HELLO, SIR.

MY COLLEAGUE AND I ARE GOINGTHROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD

AND SEE IF YOULIKE TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

- SURE, I LOVE THE TRUTH!

- OKAY, WE FROMJEHOVAH WITNESS.

WE KINGDOM HALLJEHOVAH WITNESS,

AND WE BELIEVE, SIR,THAT MANY PEOPLE

INTERPRET THE BIBLE--IT'S WRONG.

- WHAT'S A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS?

- YES, SIR, WE BELIEVE THE--THE TRUTH.

I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU.

I KNOW NOT WHAT TO BELIEVE,

BUT THEN I LET MY PROVIDERJEHOVAH INTO MY HEART.

- OH, MY GOODNESS.

YOUR LITTLE CARTOONHAS A GIRL ON FIRE.

- YES, BECAUSE JEHOVAHWILL BRING JUDGMENT

AGAINST ALL AND PERISH,

LIKE THE LITTLE GIRL,WILL BURN IN THE FIRE.

- OH, YOU SHOULDN'T BE HANDINGOUT DRAWINGS LIKE THIS, MA'AM.

WELL, DON'T YOU KNOW THATTHE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU?

- THE GOVERNMENT WATCHING ME?

- WHAT'S THAT?

- HE SAID THE GOVERNMENTWATCHING US.

- RIGHT NOW?

- HOW LONGTHEY BEEN WATCHING US?

- CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIMEYOU WENT TO YOUR LOCAL DMV?

- I NO GO DMV.I DON'T HAVE CAR.

- OH, YOU CAN WALK THERE.

TRUST ME,YOU GOT TO GO TO THE DMV.

IT'S INCREDIBLE.

SEE, I WAS LIKE YOU ONCE,AFRAID, UNSURE,

DOING STUFF I SHOULDN'T DO

LIKE SHOWING PEOPLE PICTURESOF LITTLE GIRLS

WITH THEIR HEADS ON FIRE.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE LEARNED?

THAT JUST GOING TO THE DMV

AND LETTING GOOF ALL MY WRONGDOINGS

FILLED ME WITH A JOYI HAD FELT NOWHERE ELSE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO READSOME DMV LITERATURE?

THIS'LL TELL YOU MOST OF WHATYOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE DMV,

BUT JUST GO.

EVERYONE THERE IS REALLY NICE.

YOUR GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU,

AND YOUR GOVERNMENTWANTS YOU TO BE HAPPY.

HAVE A NICE DAY!