Jazz Concert Bingo! B I N G O Saxophone does something faster than 16ths Drummer spends an entire song "just swinging" The band leaves the stage for a duet Head- Solos- Head Ballad over 3 choruses long Leader introduces the band The bandleader namedrops Trumpet builds solo by going high. Wynton wouldn't like it Superimposed Coltrane changes A solo goes longer than 3 minutes. The concert ends late FREE! Somebody obviously loses track of the form "Thanks for being a great audience" Token asian player Drummer only has hi-hat and ride Young player with gelled hair Somebody in the crowd goes "woo!" "This tune's a bit more out there than our other stuff" Auxiliary percussion People talk over the bass solo "Now we're gonna slow things down" Band is all in formalwear "This is my favorite tune to play"