Brutalistu Discovers Small Fortune Hidden in Old Couch

By Dean Rathler

When Brutalistu needed a couch he decided to go thrift shopping. He arrived at the Salvation Army, eager to purchase used furniture that most people wouldn’t take even if they were paid to. Brutalistu found a good deal on an ugly couch, paying just $50 for the shabby furnishing. He loaded it up on the roof of his car and took it home. It was just another piece of rundown furniture in his home until one fateful night when Brutalistu got curious about the lumpy arm cushions on the couch. In fact, the whole couch was lumpy and quite shapeless, but the arm cushions looked especially uncomfortable. Brutalistu opened the zipper and pok...