ME: I just did a 10 minute run and now I can’t feel my legs

CHIP: What, you need legs for writing?

ME:

Already processed a design deck, approved a cover idea, written down some plot beats, beaten the overnight down to Inbox: 10 and chewing salads with sadness. Also doing a mild water load this week, because I’ve been bad at hydration, and I am currently sloshing around with 1400ml of water inside me at (checks clock) 145pm. (I woke up at 10am.)

Okay. The next 31 days are full speed. Here we go again.