After getting into some tasty Twitter beef with former CFLer Ricky Foley over the role of Canadians in the league, B.C. Lions receiver Duron Carter kept going. He spent pretty much the whole day trolling, chirping and arguing with “fans” on all manner of things, culminating in… well, culminating in this:

Are we making a bet!?! Where do you live?? If I win you have to literally kiss my butt😘 https://t.co/8oRJCiwMce — Duron Carter (@DC_CHILLIN_8) March 18, 2019

I’m being serious… grey cup ticket is easy… but I need confirmation that you will kiss my butt upon complete toon of our deal https://t.co/19zxasJnwW — Duron Carter (@DC_CHILLIN_8) March 18, 2019

Steve – who is, it goes without saying, in Regina – had to check with his wife first.

My wife approves Duron! We're good to go 👍👍 She's also looking forward to a free Grey Cup trip! 😉 — Steve Johnson (@sportsgeek22) March 18, 2019

I'll wear some lipstick 😆 pic.twitter.com/FVO7T7Lpsh — Steve Johnson (@sportsgeek22) March 18, 2019

Needless to say, this picked up some steam on social media leading to this very good Tweet from one of the Piffles Podcast guys….

The Duron Carter Kiss My Ass Club… I can picture it now…. pic.twitter.com/m8w61NHevi — 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙜 𝙈𝙘𝘾𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙝 (@GregOnSports) March 19, 2019

And it didn’t take long for someone – it was Steve! – to try and get our attention, keen to make sure the terms of this deal were broadcast far and wide…

Guarantee the 3down guys are sitting around right now wondering if this “literal” ass kissing for free Grey Cup tickets story is beneath them or not 🤔🤔 — Jeff (@Thiggy8) March 18, 2019

Beneath us? Surely you jest. As long we stay on the right side of Duron’s arse and Steve’s potentially puckered lips, we’ll likely be fine.