An­noy­ing col­lege girl #1: Your boyfriend is so sweet!

An­noy­ing col­lege girl #2: I know. Did I tell you what he did? He sent me an e‑mail with ted­dy bears in hearts with flow­ers all around.

An­noy­ing col­lege girl #1: Awww.

An­noy­ing col­lege girl #2: Yeah. I told him he was gay.

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: ser­e­na