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The Gynocracy, psychology, toxic masculinity vs. neurotic femininity, bum DNA, the curse of early adopters, MLK the super villain, Lior Lessor AKA YouTuber Law and The FTC vs. Patreon and PayPal and the entire banking system, Crippled Jesus vs. Digibro’s wife, right turns, the Virgin Contest round 2, and Ethan Ralph from The Ralph Retort calls in to talk about beating off in jail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to slap fight! It’s time for the Knockout in Knoxville and everyone’s going! This Thursday, I’ll be in Knoxville, TN to watch two Internet guys beat the hell out of each other until they’re gassed–Andy Warski and Tonka Saw. Who will win? Only the audience–and I mean that to be true whether or not the fight happens, which it may not! If you’re in the Knoxville area and you want to dick around, hit me up! I’ll be leaning heavily into a bar with Nick Rekieta and the Ralpha Male shortly after I touch down on Thursday evening and I won’t be walking again until Sunday. But first…

No time for a writeup today, boys and girls. Next week!

Nope.wmv animates the now famous Dick Show three dildo segment!



And Cliff Campbell gives the same treatment to Chick Jeopardy.



“Dick Masterson is Blue-Pilled” by SandiGriffin



“Apostrophos Comes to Life” by BebiJeezes



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