Art imitates life imitates art.

In a new interview with the New York Post, A$AP Rocky briefly details a life-changing, acid-fueled moment of epiphany. Makonnen apparently gifted A$AP with some LSD at SXSW so remarkable, it inspired him to engage in the tedious task of three consecutive orgies with nine different women.

From NYP:

There’s definitely a psychedelic influence on my new album. Makonnen gave me acid at SxSW. This n***a looked like Buddha with a Jheri curl! After that, I went back to my mansion and f**ked nine chicks. It was pretty rad. That’s a true story.

When asked to clarify his math, A$AP breaks it down for all of us:

Yeah, but not all at one time. It’s like group sex. You have three at a time, and then you have three orgies. That’s nine chicks.

Further proof comes by way of Makonnen's immediate confirmation on Twitter.

Long. Live. A$AP.