I should have known this was coming. Governor Andrew Idiot Cuomo said on air that his office had received a suspicious “device” in the mail.

.@NYGovCuomo says he was just informed that a device was sent to his office in Manhattan. — erica orden (@eorden) October 24, 2018

We reported it, believing the moron.







Of course, he was exaggerating like the liar that he is:

An NYPD official says the “suspicious package” at Cuomo’s office was in fact just an informational package containing literature, per @soniamoghe. https://t.co/OZHihNXQTk — erica orden (@eorden) October 24, 2018

Really.

The sequence of events: 1. Cuomo’s office denied reports it had received a suspicious package.

2. Cuomo announced on air that his office had received a “device.”

3. NYPD said the package in question was simply literature. — erica orden (@eorden) October 24, 2018

This is pathetic.

On the other hand, I’ve heard that Cuomos are actually terrorized by “literature” and letters written on paper. Or perhaps it was a GOP political mailer and Cuomo jumped back as the truth burned the skin on his fingers like a crucifix on a vampire. Moron.