This hilarious clip comes from BBC Three Counties Radio this morning. I’m not sure we’ll be seeing Melvin at the Royal Wedding tomorrow, do you?

Or, in his words: “Yet some…. URGGGH!….Some….. OORHHH!”

Edit: Well this has gone a little bit, er, viral. Trying to get in touch with the 3CR team to see if they can do a follow up. Watch this space. Follow the show on Twitter: @jvsshow

Listen!