The Best Ocean Puns

Find the Top Puns About The Ocean

We’ve caught the big one! The mother load of fish puns, ocean puns and tons of fun! We fished around the net for this boat load of funny ocean puns.

Scroll down to find the best ocean puns around. Don’t take your eye off the prize, and net in some laughs for the day with all of our puns about the ocean!

So many puns you may carp your pants and shout holy mackerel! So take your time and reel in some laughs with this list of wonderful ocean puns!

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For more puns about the ocean scroll down and see all of our Ocean Pun Meme’s!

**Below this section for the best ocean pun conversation ever. It is sure to give you a laugh.

Ocean Puns – You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine!

So I pulled into a Shell station, they told me I’d blown a seal; I said “just fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, ok?”

What’s a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Arrrrby’s

Water you thinking about? | Water are you doing? | Water you thinking?

I seem to have a creek in my neck.

Well you’re a little lake to be starting now.

What a load of carp!

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved.

Sounds like you’re a bit tongue-tide.

Stop being so shellfish!

The oceanographers favorite pasttime was saline.

She’s angling for a raise.

She really tugs on my fly.

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? A: Ten tickles

Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved.

I’m eeling over with these puns!

He’s just fishing for compliments.

Q: Why did the Octopus blush? A: He’d just seen the bottom of the ocean?

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

Fishermen are reel men.

The Codfather

How did two oceans or seas become friends? Because they kept waving at each other.

Q: What did the fish say when he hit his head on a wall A: Damn

I wrote a really biting review.

I’ve been dying to trout my new printer.

Don’t play koi with me.

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I can’t tell which are fans and which are just groupers.

I don’t quite sea it.

You just got schooled!

The algae that were growing at the bottom of the ocean were happy because they could see that their business was blooming.

Give that woman a kid, and she’d codlet all day.

I didn’t do it on porpoise!

I’m fin to get busy.

When the salmon swam into the ocean vegetarian restaurant, they told him that they do not serve fish.

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I’ve been delta bad hand.

The whale slapped the ocean with his big fin, but it could have been a fluke.

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Oh Whale

Life’s a Beach

Don’t be a shellfish

Don’t you get koi with me.

Call a Sturgeon, because you’re a heartbreaker

Not bad, cod do better

These fish puns are krakken me up

Where is a fish in orbit? Trouter Space

Stop! Hammertime!

We should dolphinately scale back the fish push, I’m not squidding!

We all just need to clam down

I wasn’t really planning on going fishing, but I did it for the halibut

How do sting rays keep out the sun in the morning — with their Ray-bans!

I think you’re fintastic

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got fish puns hun!

Making puns just for the halibut

My patience is wearing fin

It’s of-fish-al — I’m hooked on you!

The Best Ocean Pun Conversation Ever Recorded

These people took it a little too far with this long punny conversation, all made up of ocean puns! Find tons and tons of puns about the ocean in this conversation! Keep scrolling to find the Ocean Pun Meme Gallery and some pun creation help!

Some More Boating / Ocean Puns

Take a look at what these clever boat owners named their boats. Some of the most clever boat and ocean puns!

*Note: I will add to this gallery over time and please submit anything punny you may see! I love submission, and we make it easy. Just use the form to your right and send us what you have!

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Make Your Own Ocean Puns!

Need ideas for puns? We’ve compiled a list of ocean words so you can make your own ocean puns. Make some of your own and send them to us to publish on this page! Have fun!

Algae What does a mermaid wear to math class. An Algae-bra! bass Don’t be a bass… Buoy Oh Buoy are there a ton of ocean puns here! (Kyle, PA) chiton The bird chiton me! (Sharon, WA) cod Cod you not with the ocean puns? (Sheila, NC) fish So-Fish-ticated — Something seems a little fishy kelp If seaweed gets stuck on the ocean floor, it will often be heard crying out for kelp. krill Bitch, Don’t Krill My Vibe (Heather, VA) orca That killer ocean what had to go see an orca-dontist to get new braces for his teeth. otter Did you hear about the beavers wife who left… yeah, it was an otter love oyster porpoise The dolphin loved donating his time to ocean charities because he felt he was really discovering his porpoise. Swell Did you hear about the happiest wave in the ocean… man was he swell!

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