Dear Sir/Madam,



We invite you to join the first Digital Voyeur Simulator. We can offer you a whole new world of exciting opportunities, including:



• MONITORING strangers through webcams and surveillance cameras!

• PRYING INTO the private lives of dozens of people you've never met!

• EXPERIENCING fun, surprising, horrific, and dramatic themed narratives!



To keep your personal life safe and secure, we operate under the cover of a wildlife conservation society called "The Primate Observation Club". We only ask one thing of you: DO NOT interact with the observed subjects. DO NOT FEED THE MONKEYS!



See you,

The Primate Observation Club



P.S. Attached are 5 more reasons to join the Club.