This Pool May Have Been Compromised by Nenilein

<Log Date 7 18 2. I have been invited to a ritual referred to as a ‘Beach Party’. Naturally, I will not set a single gravity connector into the Earth’s expansive reservoir of liquid Dihydrogen-Monoxide without undertaking the necessary… precautions first.>



Steven: “Oh, there she is. Hey, Peridot, come on in! The water’s great!”



Lapis: “Wait a moment, what is she… Oh. PFFFFFF.”



Garnet: “…Nice swim ring, Peridot.”



Amethyst: “Pffhahaha, yeah! And I’m digging the goggles.”



Pearl: “Umm, Peridot…? You do know that the gear you’re wearing is supposed to prevent *humans* from drowning… right?”



Peridot: “….”



<As you can see, as always, none of my comrades seem quite aware of the gravity of the situation.>

