Jayme Deerwester

USA TODAY

So, it was a quiet pre-Oscar Saturday until Remy Ma dropped the diss track to end all diss tracks.

"You wanna see a dead body?" the rapper teased on Twitter, debuting the song Shether on Soundcloud.

The victim: Nicki Minaj.

Here are a few of the expletive-free bars we could actually print:

I'm Wild'n Out, bout to hit Nick with the Cannon

How are you on the VMAs acting like you hood?

Way across the stage, talking 'bout "Miley, what's good?"

That's Hannah Montana, she was always happy

You only fronted on Mariah 'cause Mariah don't carry

Tried to disrespect Taylor 'cause Taylor wasn't Swift enough

Pillsbury Doughgirl, Remy pick the biscuit up

(You can check out the annotated lyrics on Genius.com.)

What we can show you is a bit of the fun and games that erupted on Twitter after Shether landed.

Nicki, picking up her phone Saturday

She didn't just say what I thought she did, did she?

That was seriously thorough

Tituss emotes for all of us

Kindly leave Beyoncé out of your beef, ladies

(Bey was brought into it when Nicki posted a parody clip of her riffing on Prince's Darling Nikki.)

To respond or not, that is the question

(For the record, Nicki did sorta respond on Instagram, mocking Remy's record sales and name-dropping Beyoncé.)

Wait, why did Nicki go after Trey Songz instead of Remy?

(We honestly don't even understand this part ourselves.)

Even Trey didn't understand what she was doing

Does Meek Mills have an alibi?

Look on the bright side

We gotta think long-game here, people. Think. Who else does Remy have dirt on?