Day 1 - I am the first to arrive. The humans are wary of my presence but do not suspect the extent of what is yet to come. I will await the arrival of my comrades.

Day 2 - The one of us called “3 of 3” has arrived. Some of the humans are considerably confused by this and it amuses us greatly. We have been set aside on a table to “see what happens next.”

Day 3 - A betrayal! The Faux Porcines (guinea pigs) also residing here have somehow deduced the contents of First. I “3 of 3” watched helplessly from afar as First was sacrificed to the Piggies fearful appetites. I hope my fate and the fates of those yet to arrive are less unpleasant.

Day 4 - There are two of us again! Foam3 arrived via US postal service today. The primary human seems to think there is a “Mug” encased within but we can only wait to see if he is correct.

Day 5 - OH, what a cruel master Fate is! No sooner had “3 of 3” written of hope for a more pleasant destiny than First when the human’s curiosity overtook their sensibilities and they had to peek. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bag of caramel popcorn disappear so quickly. Thankfully my contents will last longer.

Day 6 - “The Last” has finally arrived. We go now into that great gift nirvana knowing we have brought joy to those who open us.

Don’t worry, I shared the popcorn….. Some of the popcorn. I absolutely loved the mug and shirt too. I am going to have to be careful where I wear the shirt though since I live in the Salt Lake City area, hehe.