This is an auction for the almighty Phallic Staff of Power.. Forged in the depths of the mountains of Crotch in the late 300's, it was crafted for the Greek god Andreas Cockalopilis. While held by Andreas, it was used to charm woman into having relations with the young god. He would lure them into his small citadel, where they would openly offer themselves to him, and reproduce to create what is now know as the community of the phallus. As told in legend, the wielder of this staff shall have unsurpassed sexual prowess, as well as vastly increased stamina and sensuality. The winner of this auction shall receive all the sacred benefits of this staff, as well as semi-legendary status among those enlightened enough to know of its benefits. This staff has been used in the conception of men such as Chuck Norris, Charlie Sheen, Achilles, Heihachi Mishima, and Gandalf. Side effects of using this powerful instrument include mandatory alpha male status (even if you are a woman). If you don't purchase this, It's your own fault when you end up living alone in your dead mother's basement. This is your one and only opportunity. Don't miss it.



If Auction Reaches $250 it will include the Visors of Mackavelli (as per picture). 100% Garunteed to triple your mackability! Said to have been fused with Barry Whites mojo to make your balls gain 300xp.





WARNING: Auction does not include the Mage Of Peniston as in picture.

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