October 25, 2019 - News Post

It smells like sulfur outdoors. I’ve never smelled that before. Never smelled it HERE. I obviously couldn’t tell you it smells like sulfur if I’d never smelled it in my life. Don’t be stupid. You’re not stupid, I don’t know why I said that. Stupid people don’t read my site. Only the brightest, coolest, most attractive people on earth come here. I know I’m right, you know I’m right, and that’s all right. Speaking of things we know, did you know I don’t know what the source of the smell is? I’m not eager to find out. I doubt I’ll find out. If I do, I doubt I’ll tell you. No one will ever know, ya know?

-Jeff