I was gonna start with a post challenging the divinity of the Quran, but then I realized that I haven’t actually read the damn thing! Fun fact: I spent 6 years of my life memorizing the Quran in Arabic without understanding the meaning and I get shit on every single day for being out of practice. Fucked up, isn’t it?

It’s amazing how so many Pakistanis are willing to kill and die for what’s written in a book that they don’t even understand! Pakistanis, don’t you feel excluded? Excluded by the all-powerful Allah who you give so much to(snip snip); the Allah for whom you go face down, ass up 5 times a day; the Allah whose commandments dictate every facet of your life. Why did that omnipotent being not bother to beam the Quran directly to your head or something? Muhammad’s teachings are supposed to be guidance for all mankind, but apparently mankind = Arabs(he did think that the Earth is flat, so maybe), the same people Allah sent all those other important prophets to as well.

Anyway, let’s not go on tangents and get to the point. I’ll be reading and critiquing the Quran. All of it. I got the idea from another blog(inactive since 2009, sadly) called KafirGirl. I’ll read from an English translation because guidance for all mankind, right?

“A guidance and a mercy unto the righteous ones.” – Quran 31:3

Whoops! Looks like it’s only for the righteous ones. Nonetheless, it should be able to convey its message in English unless Allah thinks only Arabic-speakers are righteous.

I also won’t be using any exegesis because those guys didn’t know jack shit.

“And the earth how it was laid out flat? and thus infer from this the power of God exalted be He and His Oneness? The commencing with the mention of camels is because they are closer in contact with it the earth than any other animal. As for His words sutihat ‘laid out flat’ this on a literal reading suggests that the earth is flat which is the opinion of most of the scholars of the revealed Law and not a sphere as astronomers ahl al-hay’a have it even if this latter does not contradict any of the pillars of the Law.” – Tafsir Al-Jalalyn explanation of Quran 88:20

I’ll put the Quran on blast starting tomorrow probably. Wish me luck!