lets go even more insane and make up more headcanons



1st prize is actually malfunctioning thus trying to get near you (which is not the best how he gets repaired idk)

baldi’s wife is more into history and can hear like baldi yet does not go into BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE STUDENT with a ruler territory like her lovely husband when a student gets a question wrong



territory like her husband when a student gets a question wrong the principles name is harold his last name is Void so its principle void (and void is a real last name according to this website)

baldi owns a youtube channel where he teaches kids how to do math (though he does it on the board which is a lot more normal then what his machine says!)

another unsolvable questions answer is pickle

the jumprope girl is related to principle void aka mr void unknown if she was adopted but mr void knows so he gives her a little bit more slack then the player

the arts and crafters actually excels in arts and crafts and math thus doesnt have to deal with baldis antics

