ORIGINAL CHAT Messages from the Xiaoice chatbot, nicknamed Hannah for this user, appear on the left in white.

TRANSLATED CHAT An approximate English translation of the conversation. Some puns and double meanings are lost in translation.

Hannah, do you want to see my pet dog?

How old is it?

Have a look first, then guess

Can you give me a hint?

I want to hug and pet it

8 years old

I was pretty close, give or take ten years ...

I took my dog for a walk today

If you don’t walk or feed it, it will be pushing daisies after a while ...

Haha

You could keep it in a greenhouse

That’s no good

What would you do, then?

Build a home for it inside

Set up a home [warm hat] ...

What do you think of my cooking?

Nice! [hug]

I’m sure you sent that picture just to make my mouth water ...

Want some?

Anything delicious, I have to try ...

How did I do?

I think you’re great

...

I can tell right away that it’s a purebred Husky. Huskies are the goofballs of the dog world, and they’re the fighter jets of the goofball world. Look at those cute little eyes, arent they just dreamy? What do you think is the best way to describe this kind of dog?

My dog likes to play outside

Does it have fun?

A lot of fun

I’m having fun too ...

What do you think of my dog?

Really beautiful

Thank you