In this scam bait we find typical advanced fee fraud. The scammer is claiming to be a British Military officer with some funds that he needs safely deposited in someone’s bank account. He merely wants ,me(the scam baiter), Rabbi Hamilton Burger(Aka. Rabbi hamburger), to send him lots of money for some bogus paperwork.

Asking a scammer for spiritual advice

Along the way I asked for some spiritual advice concerning the morality of a Rabbi opening up a hamburger stand. The scammer gave me his blessing and I invited him to go into the hamburger business with me. Only when I sent a fake western union receipt he, and the person claiming to be from the red cross, did not respond kindly when I asked one more spiritual question; “are hamburgers in heaven?”.

The scammer admitted that he looked like a fool

I had a lot of fun doing this one. I really enjoy it when a scammer admits to running pointless errands and that I indeed made a fool of him. As a scam baiter I also has the pleasure informing the scammer that they had been played. Therefore, I give you, “There are no hamburgers in heaven.” Enjoy

I found this initial spam email in my spam box. It is from a man claiming to require a trust-worthy person but he left it vague. only a name that sounds as if it is someone from the military that wants to do business

From: Major Eric H Miler To: Rabbi Ham Burger

RE: IF YOU ARE INTERESTED CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

Dear sir/madam,

I am seeking the immediate assistance of a reliable and trustworthy International Partner to handle a profitable business for our mutual benefit.

I await your reply for more details

MAJOR. ERIC H MILLER

ericmiller201@hotmail.com

Rabbi Hamburger takes the bait but the most important thing to him is that he is doing business with a Jewish person. Let’s not worry about that . A scammer will convert to any religion as long as there is money in it for them. The rabbi has a passion for hamburgers and can’t help but sharing his enthusiasm with the scammer.

From: Rabbi Ham Burger To: Maj. Eric Miller

RE: IF YOU ARE INTERESTED CONTACT ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

Hello Major and thank you for contacting me,

I am Rabbi Hamilton Burger of the Temple Beth Israel Shalom Bagel. I understand that you have a business proposal for me which I would be interested in discussing.

The first thing I need to know is if you are Jewish. It is not important but with all the anti antisemitism in today’s world (I’m sure you can understand) one can not be too careful. If you are not Jewish I would still love to work with you. I am a Jewish Rabbi first but I also want to get my hamburger business off the ground and doing it internationally would be of great interest of mine.

Many kind shaloms and will Moses and Abraham guide you through the desert.

Rabbi Ham Burger

From Maj. Eric Miller To: Rabbi Ham Burger

THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE!‏‏‎

Dear Rabbi Ham Burger,

I am. Eric miller and I am a British soldier attached to UN peace keeping force in Syria. I am the commanding officer of the First Battalion of the Royal Irish Regiment.As you may know, everyday there are several cases of insurgent attacks and suicide bombs going on here. We have managed to move funds belonging to some demised persons who were attacked and killed through these attacks.The total amount is US$15 Million dollars in cash. We want to move this money to you, so that you can help keep our share for us until when we shall come over to meet you. My partner and I will take 70%, . While you take 30%. No strings attached! Just help us move it out of Syria which is a war zone right now… Yadi yada yada…

Respectfully,

MAJOR. ERIC H MILLER

From: Rabbi Hamburger To: Maj. Eric Miller

RE: THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE!‏‏‎

Dear Mr. Miller,

I am happy to hear this and it will help me get my restaurant off the ground. You didn’t say and forgive me for asking but are you Jewish?

It will help if you are a member of the faith but not absolutely necessary.

Mrs. Rabbi Burger, STD

From: Maj. Eric Miller To: Rabbi Ham Burger

I WILL COMMENCE DELIVERY IMMEDIATE YOU RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATIONS

Hello: Mr. Rabbi Ham Burger

Dear sir

I am very sorry for my late response. First, let me thank you for accepting to do this business with me and I want to assure that everything will be fine as long as you follow my directions. I will only require your absolute trust, confidentiality and assurance that you will not be willing to part with my share of the funds when it eventually arrives your custody… Oy Vey just too much to read here

Maj. Eric Miller

From: Rabbi Hambrger Ham Burger To: Maj. Eric Miller

RE: I WILL COMMENCE DELIVERY IMMEDIATE YOU RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATIONS

Hello Dr..Miller,

That is wonderful news. I have to confess that the money is not only for my temple. Also, I want to open up a hamburger stand. For it will not be as big as Mc Donalds or Burger King but I hope it will in time. I wanted to ask if that would be ok with you. I am an honest Jewish Rabbi and I thought you should know.

Mr. Rabbit Burger,

(VERY URGENT) I WILL COMMENCE DELIVERY IMMEDIATE YOU RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATIONS

Hello: Mr. Rabbi Ham Burger

Dear sir

Thank you for your prompt email.

You are free to use your share to invest into whatever business you feel like investing. But all the same I think the hamburger stand you made mentioned will be okay since you have experience about the business. My spirit has already told me that you are a honest man that is why I had the mind to transact this deal with you.

Nevertheless, i am surprised why you are finding it very hard to forward me your contact details as requested below I requested you to forward me in my last email sent to you last.

1, YOUR FULL NAME

2, YOUR CURRENT CONTACT ADDRESS/STATE OF ORIGIN

3, YOUR OCCUPATION AND POSITION

4, YOUR AGE

5, MARITAL STATUS

6, YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS.

From: Rabbi Ham Burger To: Maj. Miller

RE: (VERY URGENT) I WILL COMMENCE DELIVERY IMMEDIATE YOU RECONFIRM YOUR INFORMATIONS

Oh the contact details. Well, you already know my name. Why do you ask for it again when you already know it. I hope it is not because you are a stupid man. Also, I asked you five times if you are Jewish. Why don’t you answer this question? Also, you have an American name but you write with a lot of mistakes. Is this an educational problem?

Anyway, here is the information if you can process it:

Ham Burger

Temple Beth Shalom Israel Bagel

71 South Center Rd

White Plains NY

Rabbi

Married

718 455 8*321

In Jewish Faith,

Rabbi Ham Burger, FUN

From Maj Miller To: Rabbi Ham Burger

I HAVE COMMENCE IMMEDIATE DELIVERY ACTION AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND

Dear Ham Burger.

Sir.

How are you today? I guess this mail will meet you in good condition of health. If so, thank be to almighty God for his infinite mercy.

I want to use this great opportunity to apologize for my late response. Following your email response, I beg for your pardon, please I am not a stupid man, okay. I am a British soldier and moreover I am not a Jewish, but the blood run in me because my great grand mother she a Jewish. As a Britain I am not that kin with religion. But after all said and done I think the almighty God is the greatest…

God is with us.

Regards.

MAJOR. ERIC H MILLER.

From: Rabbi Hamburger To: Maj. Eric Miller

RE: I HAVE COMMENCE IMMEDIATE DELIVERY ACTION AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND

Ok Mr. Army,

I will get my passport scanned and send it to you. Since you have Jewish Blood I will ask your advice. Do you think it is good according to the Talmud for a Rabbi to open a hamburger stand? Do you think god will punish me for it?

Rabbi Ham Burger

From: Rabbi Ham Burger To: Maj. Miller

RE: RE: I HAVE COMMENCE IMMEDIATE DELIVERY ACTION AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND

Dear Mr. Miller Miller,

I went to Staples(an office store) and they copied my passport and put it on a disk so I could send it to you. Alternately, have you thought any more about my hamburger business? Maybe you can be an investor? We can call it Rabbi Burgers and Miller Bagels. I think it is a good idea and you can work the grill and I can work the counter.

Awaiting your urgent reply

Rabbi Ham Burger Ltd

From: Maj. Miller To: Rabbi Ham Burger

SCAN AND FORWARD THE DATA PAGE OF YOUR INT’L PASSPORT ID

Dear Rabbi Ham Burger,

Sir.

Thank you for your prompt email response. The almighty God cannot be angry with you for the fart what you planning to do is to invest and open a business that you can be getting money so as to enable you take care of you and your family daily needs. Moreover any responsible man must work very hard and make sure he has a source of in come so as to enable him put foods in his family’s table. The only time God can be angry with you is when you are not working and expect manner to fall from heaven. That is when the almighty God will not be happy with you. I hope i am making sense for your better understanding? Meanwhile the Red Cross in Syria has urgently requested for your International Passport or driver’s License so as for them to complete insurance and delivery process in your favor. I look forward to read positive news as you urgently forward your identity asap.

Yours sincerely,

Major. Eric H. Miller.

From: Maj. Miller To: Rabbi Ham Burger

The RED CROSS DIPLOMATIC COURIER JET with the consignment will leave Syria tonight to Europe.

Dear Rabbi Ham Burger

Sir.

Thank you for your prompt email response. I have also noted your passport copy as requested. I think the Ham Burger business will be okay. Don’t worry I am ready to invest part of my own share into the Ham Burger business so that it can be a joint business venture as you earlier proposed. As i intimated you earlier, all my life I have not done any business before accept the military work i am into. I will rather prefer you to be the person to handle the ham burger business since you have the idea and experience.

So my dear brother, the ball is now in your court… I will spare you the rest of the cut and paste response

DIPLOMAT NAME: DR.STEPHEN JOHN EVERITT

HIS DIRECT TELEPHONE: +44-793-704-3777

EMAIL: redcrossdiplomaticconsultant2020@consultant.com

From Maj. Miller To: Rabbi Ham Burger

I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR GOOD NEWS FROM YOU AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND.

Dear Ham Burger.

Sir.

How are you today? I hope this mail will meet you in good condition of health. After I sent you message you did not get back as usual and acknowledge receipt. Anyway, this to inform you that situation report reaching me from Red Cross office here Syria officially stated that the Red Cross Jet that accompanied the fund consignment to Europ.. More crap about the red cross bring my money..

Yours Sincerely,

Major. Eric H Miller.

From: Rabbi Ham Burger To: Maj. Miller

RE: I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR GOOD NEWS FROM YOU AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND.

Hello Major Miller Miller,

It is good to hear that. What do I need to do next? Also, I was thinking of a name for the hamburger stand. Perhaps, “Rabbi Miller Bagel Burger” is a killer name. I feel so much better after speaking to you. We will flip many burgers together. I really think god is speaking through you and I will do anything you ask

Rabbi Burger Bgr

From: The Red Cross To: Rabbi Ham Burger

The “Red Cross” Writes

Luggage Delivery Procedure: Get Back To Us Immediately As We Are Working Under A Time Frame

Atten: Mr. Ham Burger

Address: 71 South Center Rd White Plains NY, USA

Sir.

My name is DR. STEPHEN JOHN EVERITT, I am the head of diplomatic consultant with Red Cross & Cargo’s Services, London, UK.

Find attached is my International Passport and also the picture of your luggages for your confirmation. Please confirm the receipt of this message and send your response to me immediately you receive this message…

I will wait to hear from you.

Best Regards,

DR. STEPHEN JOHN EVERITT

Head of Diplomatic consultant & Red Cross Cargo’s Service London, England UK.

From: Rabbi Ham Burger To: Maj. Miller

RE: RE: I CAN’T WAIT TO HEAR GOOD NEWS FROM YOU AS TIME IS NOT OUR FRIEND.

Hi Major Miller,

The red cross company wrote to me. Do you know anything about it? They want me to send $2000 American dollars. Is this correct? I am surprised that they want such a small amount of money. I spend more then that on a night out. If you tell me it is legit, I will send the money over to them. Or, do you think I should send the money to you? Then you can give it to them.

In the love of Moses,

Fthr. Rabbi Burger, lsd

From Rabbi Ham Burger To: Maj. Miller

RE: Luggage Delivery Procedure: Get Back To Us Immediately As We Are Working Under A Time Frame

Hello Mr. Consultant,

I went to the money gram store and I sent you $2,000 American Dollars. Also, I have

been trying to contact Mr. Major Miller and he didn’t write me back. Anyway, here is the money so now we can get my delivery started. If you are not one of the chosen people, I would love to teach you and major Miller all about my faith.

May God and Moses both bless you,

Capt. Rabbi Ham Burger, BS

Thank You For Message

From: Maj. Miller To: Rabbi Hamburger

Dear Ham Burger.

Sir.

Thank you for your email. I am very sorry for my late response. We have been out of our unit for a military training since two days. We just came back now and I decided to check my mail and get back to you asap. Anyway, because of the urgency it requires for the diplomat to deliver the fund consignment to you… You get the idea

Yours Sincerely,

Major. Eric H Miller.

From: The Red Cross To: Rabbi Ham Burger

Why Sending A Fake Money Gram Transfer Form? You Did Not Send Any Money For Your Information.

Atten: Mr. Ham Burger

Address: 71 South Center Rd White Plains NY

Sir.

I have gone to the Money Gram and was confirmed that you did not transferred any money. Moreover I have carefully looked at the Money gram payment form and found out some irregularities on the Money Gran Transfer Form you claimed you used in transferring the US$2000.

This is priceless

Looking at the date, instead of the money gram form to bear the date of Saturday 23rd of May you sent me the mail and the money gram form on the attachment, rather it was stated 2015-04-17. This to tell you that you did not made any payment.

It gets better

I can see that you are a joker. In this regards I will have no option to deposit your luggage under the custody of the Red Cross in UK and proceed back to our base. Meanwhile, I have officially write to our office in Syria and informed them with the situation report. I have also informed the sender of the luggage for him to be aware of what is happening.

This is absolutely beautiful

You made me look stupid at the money gram office. Since you know you are not ready to send the required delivery charges that will warrant the final delivery of your luggage to your above stated address why do you send me a fake money Gram payment details. I thought you claim to be a rabbi, is tis how you are going to teach us about your Faith? Very bad of you i must confess. Even your telephone number you forwarded is also not a working line, so why all these?

Best Regards,

DR. STEPHEN JOHN EVERITT

Head of Diplomatic consultant & Red Cross Cargo’s Service London, England UK.

From: Rabbi Ham Burger To: The Red Cross

RE: Why Sending A Fake Money Gram Transfer Form? You Did Not Send Any Money For Your Information.

Dear Mr. Consultant,

It is obvious to me that you are not an intelligent man. You said that you looked stupid at the Money Gram office. It had nothing to do with a piece of paper.

Therefore, you are simply a stupid man. The receipt is good. I think you need to speak to an adult. Just so you know. An adult is one of those big people that walk by you all day patting you on the head and laughing at you. Ask one to help you and stop calling me a dishonest man. God will punish you because I am his chosen and you are just a cockroach in his eyes.

Sincerely,

Gen. Rabbi Hamilton Burger, Rpg

From: The Red Cross To: Rabbi Ham Burger

RE: RE: Why Sending A Fake Money Gram Transfer Form? You Did Not Send Any Money For Your Information.

thank you for the insult. With your email response you don’t need to tell me what you are capable of. I will go ahead and deposit your luggage with the Red Cross and whenever you are ready to claim it you can come further. Let God George us

From: Rabbi Ham Burger To: The Red Cross

RE: RE: RE: Why Sending A Fake Money Gram Transfer Form? You Did Not Send Any Money For Your Information.

Yes, God will “George” us hahahahahahahah And it took me this long to call you stupid hahahahahahahah

Sister Rabbi Hamburger, UFO

From: Maj. Miller To: Rabbi Ham Burger

Let Me Hear Urgently Fr

Dear Ham Burger.

Sir.

Miller questions why I call the Red Cross Man Stupid

How can you call the Red Cross Consultant a stupid man scammer? Can you send me the payment evidence let me confirm it myself? I have a contact with the Money Gram, at least they can tell me what is happening. The Red Cross has just sent me the money gram form and the date date on the Money Gram transfer form was 2015-04-17. Since you made the transfer on Saturday according to the mail you sent me last, why is the date back dated? Please kindly resend the money gram form for my confirmation.

He doesn’t trust me

Meanwhile, to avoid further delay I want to advise you if possible to go back to Money Gram and asked them to rectify the payment details. I have also called the telephone number as follows: 718 455 8321, but is not in service. Can you kindly reconfirm your telephone number for me so that I will call you myself and also forward same to the head of Red Cross diplomatic consultant to follow up as time is not on our side.

Are there hamburgers in heaven?

Please what do you mean by asking me is there are any hamburger in heaven? Are you playing with me or what? Can you please explain what you mean?

Yours Sincerely,

Major. Eric H Miller.

RE: Let Me Hear Urgently Fr

Hi Mr. Miller,

The Red Cross Consultant is not an intelligent man. Therefore, I sent him, promptly I may add, $2000 and he could not cash it and called me a thief. Henceforth, I don’t know if he is a scammer because that does take some intelligence. By you siding with him without hearing my side of the story makes me wonder about you as well and I question if you will be a good fit to work my hamburger grill. Nevertheless, I will go back to the store and try to sort out this transfer issue.

I will keep you posted,

Rabbi Burger

From Rabbi Ham Burger To:Maj. Miller

RE: RE: Let Me Hear Urgently Fr

Mr. Miller,

The store where I bought the Money Gram is open 24 hours. As inconvenient as it is, I want to get this ordeal over with. Furthermore, never has someone questioned my integrity for such a small amount of money and I hope this is a valuable life lesson for you. Subsequently,I could have been a good friend and mentor to you but now I barely want to do business with you. Nevertheless, Jews have always been a kind and forgiving people and I had a couple of my elders calm me down. They say kill someone with kindness and that’s what I will do.

I trust this receipt will prove that I am the better of these three parties

Rabbi Burger

Summary

After this copy both email addresses went out of commission and my emails bounced back. I guess putting the words under “Message to reliever: I hope this works stupid” finally made them give up. Major Miller never did answer my question as to the possibility of hamburgers in heaven but I guess he was just too heartbroken to give me the bad news.

For now, just watch out for those who are trying to get your hard earned money. Instead, just enjoy a big, juicy hamburger.

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