Check out the Hawk Harrelson alarm clock in action before the White Sox give them away

If you're like me, your dreams are narrated Hawk Harrelson. Thanks to the White Sox giving away a Harrelson-ism spouting alarm clock before the game against the Padres on May 13, now you can wake up to him, too.

Check out the video above to see Dan Plesac receive the most boisterous wake-up call possible. And, if you wait for it, you may just find a very pleasing cameo from Hawk himself.