It’s very not fun right now. I can’t work out, climbing into my loft sucks and I’m not performing. It’s the fuckin pits. I can wear heels a bit but not for too long or too much shenanigans or my back starts to tweak out right from where it hurt when I was rear ended. I’ve stayed on top of my health and body for years and now to have something that I rely on for work not working right really sucks…and no fault of my own. Some dude slammed into me as a full stop going 30-40 mph.

There was some fool who asked me on twitter about it being a Vicodin-ploy for me I have this to say. Vicodin makes me itch. I had it when I had lipo and hated it.

I really hate not performing right now and kinda have a #1 album on the Billboard Comedy chart right now so it sucks I can’t be promoting it in person.

WILLAM