Paleeoguy and his girlfriend are both paleontologists who love Jurassic Park, and so obviously nothing would do for a proposal than to reenact the scene in Jurassic Park where Grant is the biggest dick possible to a small child, in the location on which it was filmed (despite it being a very windy day). You crazy kids.

But come on. Who wouldn’t swoon over an honest to goodness fossilized deinonychus claw?

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