(As performed by The Muppets)

# 10 – Travis Moen – Unlikely goal-scorer and career season – occasional anger-management issues – 3rd round pick.

# 9 Peter Budaj – It’s not easy being a back-up. Western Conference team could come a knockin’ for a 5th rounder.

# 8 Mathieu Darche – Energy player still has some grit left for 4th line and PK action – McGill yearbook photo pictured – 7th round pick.

# 7 Scott Gomez – Too much bacon for other teams to handle. – Swap for another overpaid vet.

# 6 Hall Gill – Valuable PK killer, leadership skills, and occasional gaffes – 3rd rounder or mid level prospect?

# 5 Brian Gionta – Captain with goal-scoring prowess, quiet as a mouse on most nights however – Young forward prospect with upside?

# 4 Mike Cammalleri – Dynamic sniper and amateur stand-up comedian – Top D prospect and 4th rounder.

# 3 PK Subban – “Ain’t No Sunshine When it Rains” – Potential all-star puck-moving D-man/poster bad boy – Budding power forward.

# 2 Carey Price – Franchise goalie, but can he win in the playoffs? Cooks a mean Stroganoff – #1 Scoring centre man over 6 foot 3.

# 1 Gainey and Gauthier – Two grumpy old GMs laughing at us schmucks.

Straight up for Brisebois and Savard (Julien and Andre, that is).