Talk about adding informational insult to self-induced injury. I mean, that is a far rougher gig for the producer that has to witness and pass on sensitive information. But who wants to be the person thinking they might have a shot at 15 minutes in the primetime spotlight, only to have their dreams get dashed right along with the confidence in having STD-free genitals? Then, to sit in front of the person who just delivered that news and have to consider where that herpes might of come from, and how many people it might have been passed to in the meantime. Honestly, I'm kind of shocked that nobody has figured out a way to spin just that portion of the process into its own extremely morbid reality show.