Well my Santa got me two gifts, though I didn't know it was going to be in two parts.

Gift One: A toy crossbow. Like holy shit, why? I'm so confused, a crossbow? Did I ever mention that I enjoy crossbows in the billion comments that I have made? Oh well, still fun. So I spent a day and a half randomly shooting stuff with my crossbow until...

Gift Two: A t-shirt that says Zombie Survivalist on it.

Then it clicks, I love the Walking Dead. I mentioned that I love Walking Dead. Daryl has a crossbow.

So thank you, you beautiful beautiful bastard for a wonderful gift and have a Merry Christmas!!

P.S. I kinda wish I hadn't received the t-shirt that way I could forever be wondering why I got a crossbow.