okay so last night I really wanted to stream this but couldn’t

I have made a brilliant purchase in my sleepless and loopy state

Meet Blaine the Soulripper.

I named him that because he is black and dark and edgy

I’m gonna dye stripes of red in his fur so he is even edgier

Anyway I open up this bad boy and his ass is physically screwed to some cardboard

and then I get that off and it’s like battery jenga

and then I put the batteries in AND AS SOON AS I DO, BLAINE STARTS WRITHING AND SCREAMING AT ME

I HAVE NO TIME TO PREPARE

ALSO HIS ASS WAS NOT ATTACHED SO HE WAS FLAILING ABOUT WITH NO BUTT

he also has the most soulless eyes ever in a picture

I find that disturbing

eventually he fell asleep and I very gently stuffed him back into his box

this is going to be an interesting experience