You might be a bigger Redskins fan than the person whose lawn this is. And you might be a more accomplished horticulturist than the person whose yard this is.

But you know what? I’m going on record as saying in the Venn diagram of horticulture and Redskins fandom, no one is beating this person. There is no bigger Redskins fan who is also this accomplished a horticulturist. This is the apex of this little slice of humanity.

And yes, that is yellow caution tape around the lawn. Great art needs to be protected.