SAGE. test Sex And Gender Explorer

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Sleep on your stomach or side

Toss and turn a lot

Sleep on your back or side

Sleep on your back

2. A new pill comes on the market. It alters the chemicals in your brain and changes your mood and personality. You will be completely content with who you are if you take it. It is cheap, made from natural ingredients, and has no other side effects. Would you take the treatment? Definitely - guaranteed happiness!

I'd definitely consider it an option.

Possibly.

I wouldn't want such a pill.

NO WAY! I wouldn't be ME anymore!

3. Measure the circumfrance of your waist and hips. Divide the waist measurement by the hip measurement. the result is 1.0 or greater

the reslult is about .90 or .95

the result is .85 or more

the result is about .80

the result is .70 or less

4. Which jigsaw puzzle contains the shape highlighted on the right in the picture? Easy, it was "A"

Pretty sure it was "A"

Might have been "A" or "B"

Possibly "A" or "C"

No idea.

5. You find housework, like cooking or cleaning to be: "Women's Work" - not for you.

Arousing, and sometimes you fantasize you are dressed as a French Maid.

Well, somebody's got to do it or you'll be living in a pig stye.

You don't like it, but it's part of the "job description."

You are expected to do it, and if you don't do it, it won't get done.

6. You are: About 6 feet tall or more

Just under 6 feet tall

About 5 and a half feet tall

Less than 5 and half feet tall

Less than 5 feet tall

7. You like to wear your hair: Very short, like a buzz cut or a shaved head

Short, because it's easy to manage

About medium length - not buzzed but not long either

A bit long, maybe to your shoulders, because you look better that way

Long, as in below your shoulders.

8. You would describe your chest as: "Pecs"

"Pecs" or simply "Chest"

Simply "Chest"

"Chest" or "breast"

"Breasts" or "Boobs"

9. You feel that Martial Arts like Karate: Are WAY COOL.

Are great excercise to keep physically fit

Keep mind and body focused

Are more about the spiritual discipline than physical

Give a person the confidence that they can handle themselves.

10. You are mostly: Assertive

Independent

Adaptable

Understanding

Compassionate

11. You find working on cars in the garage to be: Fun. That's real "Man's Work"

You don't like it, but your expected to give it the old college try.

Well, car maintenance needs to be done or you'll be walking a lot.

You find it arousing - the power of the engine, the tools, it's great!

You don't even know what is under the hood of a car.

12. Measure the distance from your browline to your hairline up your forehead in centimeters: The distance is greater than 7 cm.

Between 6cm and 7cm

5.5cm to 6 cm

About 5 cm to 5.5 cm

Less than 5 cm

13. Your shoulders are: Broader than your hips

A little broader than your hips

About equal to your hips

Slightly narrower than your hips

Much narrower than your hips

14. When you you remove hair, you remove it from Just the face

Face and maybe back or chest

Face, back or chest, maybe under arms too.

Mostly legs, maybe arm pits or some elsewhere on body

Just legs and arm pits.

15. You are at the beach, do you go topless? Yes, always!

Usually

Sometimes, if not too many people are looking

Maybe at a secluded spot or a nude beach

Never

16. How often have you faked an orgasm? Never. You wouldn't know how.

You've wondered how to go about that.

If you have to fake something like that, it's not the right person for you.

Maybe once or twice.

More times than you care to remember.

17. Your body shape most closely matches which figure?

18. Have you had Rhinoplasty or have you considered it? No. Um, what is that, anyway?

No, you're not that vain.

Never really thought about it.

Thought about it, might actually have it done.

Yes, you are going to have it done or already have.

19. Do you have a Bi-Polar disorder? No.

Hey, everyone has ups and downs, it isn't a "disorder."

Never really thought about it.

A little bit, possibly - some days you're up some days you're down.

Yes, and you take medication for it.

20. One train leaves New York traveling South at 45 miles per hour. Another train leaves Baltimore traveling North at 80 miles per hour. At what time will the trains pass one another? Describe how you find this math problem: EASY! Those kind of problems are simple to solve.

Not too difficult, especially because you can work it out so easily.

Word problems are silly, but they aren't that hard.

Wait, what do they want to know? Word problems always confuse you.

You HATE word problems, you've no idea what this is asking you.

21. Math is: FUN!

Pretty easy.

Okay.

Difficult

IMPOSSIBLE!

22. You get a call from someone you barely know, they don't tell you who they are: You can't place them by their voice

Given enough time on the phone, you'd figure out who it was.

You'd figure out who they are in a minute or so.

You'd place them in a few seconds.

You'd know who they were right away.

23. You are shown photos of people you don't know, you Can't tell what any of them are feeling

Would have difficulty guessing what they are feeling.

Would be able to guess most of their emotions by their faces

Would know what most of them were feeling

Could tell absolutely what their emotional states were.

24. You meet someone who is actually attracted to you, but are trying to hide it. You're clueless!

You might figure it out later on when you think about it.

You might pick up on it at the time, with some clues.

You'd probably figure it out.

You would know right away.

25. You are going surfing the Internet looking for erotica, you're searching is for: Definitely photographs or Internet videos

Probably pictures, maybe some video clips.

Could be pictures or stories.

Most likely stories.

Absolutely stories - your imagination is better than any pictures on the Web!

26. As a little kid in school, you found writing essays, poetry, and reports: HARD! You hated it.

You'd do it to get it done.

You did okay with it, but there were other assignments you liked better.

You kind of liked writing assignments.

You'd get carried away - you were really proud of your writings!

27. You are parking a car. You have to back into the space: No problem!

You'd rather pull in foreward, but you can manage backing in if you have to.

It's a bit tricky - you might even look for an easier space.

You'd only park there if there weren't any other spaces open.

You'd find another lot or ramp in which to park - FORGET THIS!

28. You are visiting a town you've been to a few times before: You ALWAYS know which way is North.

A quick look around and you'd figure out which direction was which.

You'd be guessing, but would probably have a pretty good idea which direction was North.

You wouldn't be very sure of your directions.

You'd be totally "turned around" no matter what!

29. Your vehicle (or the vehicle you would most likely own) would best be described as: A sports car

A pickup truck

A four door sedan

A Sport Utility Vehicle

A Minivan

30. Visualize the following in your head. Don't draw or write anything down. Picture a dumbbell. One end is painted blue, the other is painted red. You are on the space shuttle and the dumbbell is floating in the air in front of you, with on end toward you and the other away. It is slowly rotating, with the red end dropping down and the blue end rising until it stands vertically in front of you. From this position it rotates end over end three times, what position is either end in now? The red end is definitely on top, no question!

I'm pretty sure that the blue end is on the bottom.

I think the red end is pointing at the floor.

I'm not sure. Maybe the red end is on the bottom again.

I've no idea!

31. In your opinion, which is the worst? Bleeding to death

Dying from a wasting sickness

You don't want to think about that.

Dying from cancer

Dying completely alone

32. A car is blowing it's horn down the block somewhere over and over and over You wouldn't even notice it.

You would probably just ignore it, if you noticed it all.

Youmight ignore it, if it was far enough down the street.

You would notice it, but it wouldn't really bother you too much.

That would bug you - you'd probably even look out the door or window to see what was going on!

33. You go to a friends party and meet a few of his co-workers. A couple of days later he mentions some of the people who were there, you: Can't place the names to the faces. Well, maybe one of them.

Would be lucky to remember two of them to be honest. C'mon, you just met them!

Might be able to summon up a face to go with the name, but you might have to ask your friend.

Would probably know who your friend was talking about.

As he mentioned each person their face would pop right into your head - what a bunch of characters!

34. In your early school days, spelling was: HARD and STUPID! I still can't spell worth a darn.

Not one of my best abilities, I sure wish there had been "spellcheck" then.

I was okay with it, unless it was an uncommon word.

I could spell rather well.

I was like a walking dictionary - still am!

35. Can you remember tunes or songs? I don't remember them right after I've heard them.

Not one of my better abilities.

If it's a catchy melody or jingle I'll remember it.

I'm pretty good at remembering music.

I hear it once and it's stuck in my head!

36. You find carpentry or home repair work to be: Fun, now THAT is work for "Real Men."

A bothersome task, and you're not that good at it.

It needs to be done or the house will fall down.

Arousing. You love power tools and the sense of power they give you.

You've never hammered so much as a nail before, and don't plan to start.

37. You hear a squeaking noise from somewhere - You would track it down easily.

You would home in on it without too much trouble.

You might have to walk around a bit, but you'd most likely find it in the end.

If it was loud enough or you moved around enough you might be able to find the source.

It would seem like it was coming from everywhere and nowhere to you.

38. You are telling a friend about something that happened a long time ago, in telling your story You'd never mention what anyone was wearing, what difference does that make?

Unless it was important to the story, you wouldn't remember what anyone was wearing.

You might remember what people were wearing, if it was important to the story or just to add detail.

You'd probably remember how people were dressed at the time.

You'd definitely remember a detail like what people were wearing back then!

39. You would describe your immediate family as: A well-adjusted "Nuclear Family"

Pretty Normal, everyone gets along most of the time.

Kind of wierd, but no more so than anyone else's goofy family.

A bit dysfunctional or abusive, some of your family needs to be or is in therapy

Completely dysfunctional and abusive, you all need help.

40. You have a dream you are aroused and have a very large erection: WAY HEY! What a great dream!

Just thinking about having an erection arouses you.

It's just a dream, and dreams don't men anything.

You would find that odd or confusing.

You would be disturbed by it. You? An erection? Not likely!

41. You have to take an aptitude test. You get one week to study up and get to choose the subject: Geometry or Science

Science or Math

History or Science

English or History

English or Literature

42. You are driving around a city you've been in before. You don't have a map, you Have a pretty good map in your head - no problem!

Get around okay, so long as nothing too much has changed since you were last there.

Might get turned around or go down the wrong street, but you'll figure it out.

Would probably get turned around and lost for a while until you saw something familiar.

You'd get lost right away and end up asking for diretions or buying a map.

43. You are introduced to someone and they have a tiny grey thread on their blue suit jacket. You wouldn't notice it at all.

You might notice it, if it were long or contrasted with the coat a lot.

You might notice.

You'd probably notice it - and maybe even mention it later.

You would notice it right away.

44. Someone shouts "Heads Up!" and tosses a ball to you unexpectedly. You catch it.

You might catch it.

It's unexpected, you might drop it because they caught you off guard.

You would probably drop the ball.

You'd be too surprised and doubt you'd actually catch the ball.

45. You are in an elevator where people are talking and hear an instrumental version of some song that normally has words. You wouldn't recognize it without the words.

You doubt you'd recognize it, especially over the conversation.

You might recognize the song.

You'd probably recognize the song after a few moment, like when they got to the chorus.

You'd recognize the song immediately.

46. Who are the worst group of criminals? Gangs

The Mafia

Muggers

Serial Killers

Rapists

47. You are watching a television and there is a commercial for tampons. You: Are grossed out, why do they advertise that stuff on television?.

Aroused. You wish you could menstrate and needed tampons.

It's just a TV commercial, you ignore it and wait for the program to resume.

You notice it, because it's relevant to you, but it's just a commercial.

They are the brand you buy already.

48. You look at someone's face, You can't tell what they are feeling

You'd prefer they just tell you what they're feeling, that way you don't guess wrong.

You can probably tell what they're feeling inside, if the emotions are strong.

You can usually tell what other people are feeling.

You'd know what they were feeling right away.

49. You have to describe a complex shape to someone else over the phone: You can picture it in your head, but can't find the right words.

You can picture it in your head and describe it well enough.

With enough time you can describe the shape acurately.

You try lots of descriptions and comparisons, but you're not sure your getting it across right.

You know plenty of words to that might describe it, if only you could picture it in your head!

50. You are in grade school. The teacher has just given you a gold star for: Addition

Multiplication

Knowing the Capitol.

Perfect Spelling.

The Best Poem.

51. There is a message on your answering machine. The person doesn't leave a name. You can't figure out who they are. Wish they'd have left their name!

You probably can't figure out who it is, unless they gave you a blatant clue in why they were calling.

You'd listen to the message a few times and might be able to place them, given enough time.

You'd know who they were, especially if you played the message a couple of times.

You'd know almost immediately who it was.

52. You are masturbating alone, which is most likely to get you in the mood? Visual things, especially a porno movie.

Most likely it would be a porno magazine.

Might be pictures or words, or an illustrated story.

Probably a story - the images in your mind really get you going.

Definitely something written, especially if it is very detailed.

53. You have been convicted of a crime and sentenced to death. If you HAD to choose how you would die from this list, you would choose to: Be blown to bits

Be shot

Hanged

Poisoned

Drowned

54. You are in a meeting and someone is continually clicking their pen, You wouldn't even notice it.

You would probably just ignore it, if younoticed it all.

You might ignore it, if it if they were seated far enough away from you.

You would notice it, but it wouldn't really bother you too much.

That would bug you - you'd probably ask them to stop.

55. You are playing a board game with friends or family, your playing piece is most likely to be: The Car

The wheelbarro

Whichever piece you happened to grab from the box

The clothes iron

The high heel boot

56. You are watching an old film about a young couple that doesn't have any sound. How well could you guess the emotions of the characters as they interact? You'd have no idea what was going on.

That would be really difficult, unless they were kissing or something obvious.

You could probably tell what they were feeling.

You'd be able to figure out their relationship without too much trouble.

You'd know exactly what was going on, even without the sound.

57. You are making a major electronics purchase, you are most likely buying A home theater system

A big screen television

A computer

A car stereo

A home appliance

58. Which is most like the way you would give directions to a friend, You tell them to go left on Harris, straight on to the intersection with Maple Street, then take a right and go 5 blocks up Vine Avenue. You might even sketch them a quick map.

You tell them to go left to the next cross street, then take a right and go a few blocks.

You tell them to turn left at the Kwik-E-Mart and then take a right at the intersection by the school and the building is about half-way up that street.

You tell them they need to turn by the Kwik-E-Mart and if they pass a vacuum cleaner store they're heading in the right direction. They should see a school on the corner at the light. Go right and it's a tall building with bluish reflective glass on the left.

You tell them to turn by the convenience store, you're not sure which way but there's a vacuum cleaner store and a restaurant with a big olive on their sign on that road. Go to the light and there's a big school and a some kind of office building. You know they have to drive past the playground. When they go down that street they can see the water tower ahead of them, and the building they want is a tall blue glass building across the street from a post office.

59. If you had to do the following problem in your head: 14 x 3-17 +52 You wouldn't be sure of the answer

You could figure it out with some mental gymnastics

It's not too difficult, it's simple math.

That's not hard at all.

Easy! You calculated the answer almost immediately.

60. You are playing a Fantasy Role Playing Game, your character is most likely to be: A Knight

An Assassin or Theif

A Wizard

An Elf or Dwarf

A Faerie

61. If only 60 percent of seedlings will survive, how many must be planted to obtain 660 trees? Describe how you find this math problem: EASY! Those kind of problems are simple to solve.

Not too difficult, especially because you can picture it so easily.

Word problems are silly, but they aren't that hard.

Wait, what do they want to know? Word problems always confuse you.

You HATE word problems, you've no idea what this is asking you.

62. Which word is the worst? wet

dripping

moist

damp

used

63. You are going to repaint your bedroom, you buy White or off-white paint

A light colored beige or other Earth tone

A neutral color like grey

A blue-grey or something with green in it

A blue tone, maybe even a dark blue

64. Click on the first image below, you will see another picture for a few seconds. Study it. Then mouse over the choices and indicate which is the best match:

65. Your favorite kind of monkey is: A Gorilla

An Oragutang

You don't have a "favorite monkey"

Chimpanzee

A Lemur

66. You are reading an article in a magazine about breast feeding, you find the article: DISGUSTING! Who, but a woman, would want to read about that?

Arousing. You're getting aroused just thinking about having breasts full of milk.

Informative, but nothing more.

Interesting. It may come in handy some day.

Useful, something to keep in mind when you begin breast feeding.

67. If you had to select an animal from this list that would best represent you, it would be the: Lion

Bear

Wolf

Tiger

Fox

68. Which best describes you? Capable of getting aroused quite easily

Capable of getting aroused under the right circumstances.

Would prefer not to discuss your "arousals" thankyou!

Usually difficult to get aroused

Hard to arouse, but once you get going LOOK OUT!

69. You are in a car crash and get injured, at the hospital they say they'll have to remove your sex organs or you'll bleed to death. You'd rather bleed to death - who'd want to keep living after that?

That would be terrible! You'd want a second opinion, that's for sure!

You aren't sure how that makes you feel. You'd prefer that option to bleeding to death, though.

It wouldn't be that hard a decision - you're life is more important.

You actually wish something like that would happen.

70. I would describe the relation between my Gender Identity and Physical Sex as: Not conflicted. Never think about it, really.

In pretty good harmony, I'm comfortable with who and what I am.

A bit out of step, sometimes I feel like I'm a bit too in touch with my "other side."

A bit conflicted. I don't like my body much. I've thought about what it must be like to be the other sex in the past.

Really conflicted. I HATE my body and I wish I'd been born differently.

71. You dream you are a member of a space colony. Everyone has the same haircut and androgenous flightsuit. Everyone is referred to as "Sir" or "Mister" regardless of sex or gender. You would hate not knowing who was what.

You would be bothered a bit not knowing who was male or female right away.

People are still people, it wouldn't really matter too much.

It would be an easier for women to be equal to men on that world.

Clothing isn't important, it's how you feel inside that matters.

72. Everyone has masculine and feminine traits, but deep down you consider your gender to be: Mostly male

More male than female

Niether or both - sort of in the middle.

More female than male

Mostly female

73. If you had to do math problem, you would choose: An Algebra "word problem."

Geometry

Doesn't matter to you.

Complex Addition or Subtraction

Multiplication or Long Division

74. Which best describes you: You never wear jewelry of any kind

You might wear a necklace or a ring

You might wear a little bit of jewelry

You like to wear jewelry, but keep it subtle

The more rings, earrings, and bracelets the BETTER!

75. It is more important to have: Power

Respect

Friendship

Compassion

Love

76. Your foot is: About 11" long or more

About 10.75" long

About 10.5" long

10" long

Less than 10" long

77. At what age did you become aware of a difference between the sexes? About age 15

About age 12

About age 9

About age 7

About age 5

78. How often do you get migraine headaches? NEVER

Don't think ever.

Maybe once.

A few times.

Quite often.

79. Do you feel you have a Gender Identity that is incongruous with your Physical Sex? You don't feel that way.

You've sort of felt that way on occasion.

You've always kind of wondered.

You've felt that way for a long time now.

Your earliest memories involve this problem!

80. The thought of growing a beard: You already have one, and you love it.

Might be a nice change of pace.

You don't have an opinion one way or another.

You find the very idea of how masculine it would make you quite arousing.

You prefer your face to be smooth and hairless..

81. If you were completely dressed in the clothing of the opposite sex, it would be: Exciting, it's a taboo. It would definitely turn you on!

Kind of fun and probably a bit arousing.

An interesting change of pace to see how the "other half" lives.

Most likely wouldn't turn you on.

Wouldn't arouse you at all, you wouldn't like it or don't care.

82. You are bundled up in Winter clothing. A store clerk accidently addresses you by the pronoun for the opposite sex. You would correct them. You don't want to be considered the opposite sex.

You might correct them, it's not a big deal though.

That would be kind of neat, actually.

You wish that would happen more often.

You want to be addressed that way all the time - being accepted as the opposite sex is very important to you.

83. Have you ever contemplated suicide because you were uncertain about your identity? NEVER

No, not seriously, anyway.

Maybe. You felt like you might be headed that way sometimes.

You've thought about it from time to time, but never planned anything specific.

There have been times you planned it out.

84. Have you ever been caught, found out, punished, or discovered engaging in something usually regarded for the opposite sex? No.

Maybe once.

There have been a couple of incidents.

Yes, and it caused you some problems.

You don't even bother trying to hide, you're okay with it.

85. You are sexually aroused, how do you feel? Ready, willing, and ABLE!

Pretty good.

Could just be from a response to stimulation, or you might need sexual release.

You're bothered by it a bit.

You HATE it - and wish it would just plain stop.

86. You will never, ever, be the person you want to be. In fact, you'll become less and less like the person you want to be with each passing year. You could cope. That's the situation right now anyway.

You'd continue to cope the way you do now. It would get worse with time, but you'd survive.

That would really hurt, but somehow you'd buck up and carry on.

You don't think you could bear that.

You'd rather be dead.

87. How do you feel about people taking hormone supplements to alter secondary sexual characteristics (i.e., to grow breasts if male or to grow beards if female)? You don't think they are needed.

You don't think they'd be right for you, but they might be for other people.

You wonder if maybe you'd feel better if you had your hormones checked.

You want to start taking some to feel better - more like "yourself."

You are taking hormones yourself, you think it's a good idea.

88. If money was not a factor, you would choose to drive: A street hotrod

A classic sports car

A car is a car, you don't care

A minivan or station wagon

An SUV

89. Have you ever spent an EXTENDED period of time presenting yourself as the opposite sex? No, that's being deceptive. You wouldn't do that.

You tried something like that once, but it was too much trouble.

No, but you might like to try it some day.

You would like to try that, and will if the opportunity arises.

Yes.

90. What describes your views on living as a man in the world? There are some definite advantages. It is a "Man's World" after all.

There are many advantages, especially in the business world.

There are pluses and minuses. Society is much more equal than it used to be.

There are some disadvantages to being a man.

Men really get the short end of the stick.

91. You identify your sexual orientation and identity as: Straight Male

Gay Male

Bisexual or Anallophilic

Gay Female

Straight Female

92. You see someone you are attracted to, you Move right in and throw out your best pickup line

Find a reason to chat with them before you ask them out.

Chat with them and see if the feeling is mutual or not.

Try to catch their attention and hope they respond to you.

Flirt from across the room and hope you draw them to you.

93. Which cartoon character are you most like? Bluto

Popeye

Wimpy

Sweet Pea

Olive Oyle

94. You are out with your friends at a bar or restaurant. For the drink you are most likely to order: Something with hard liquor in it, like a Scotch on the Rocks

A beer

Just water or Soda Pop

A mixed drink like a Fuzzy Navel or a Screwdriver

Anything with an umbrella or fruit in it!

95. You are playing a video game, it is most likely: A first-person shooter

A game with a maze or a race track

You don't care much for video games

A computer version of a board game

A free-form adventure, something like Myst

96. You are in a meeting with people of the same sex. Your boss announces everyone is supposed to hug the person next to them. This is completely unnecesary and inappropriate!

You are uncomfortable with it.

It's okay, everyone else has to do it too.

It's kind of nice and breaks the ice.

What a great idea!

97. As a child, the kind of play you liked was: Running, jumping, yelling - anything active and competitive!

Playing with toys outside, building forts, maybe sports.

Play with toys, ride bikes, play catch or jump rope.

Mostly play with toys and play pretend a lot.

Make up stories about ourselves and our toys, and maybe sing or dance

98. You are talking with someone and they bring up something that happened when they were a child and start to cry: You'd be REALLY uncomfortable and not know what to do or say.

You'd be a bit concerned, especially if they couldn't get it together right away.

You'd be a little uncomfortable, but you could understand and might admit your concern.

You'd want to help them out and ask what you could do.

You'd try to comfort them, maybe even share a similar story of your own.

99. You have a dream that you can change your sex whenever you want: You would be male, definitely.

You probably would be male, because you could succeed better in a "Man's World"

You would become whichever sex was most appropriate to the situation.

You probably be female, because you think there are definite advantages to being the "Fairer Sex."

You would definitely be a woman!

100. You are in a waiting room at your dentist, it's very crowded and you have to sit on a small couch next to someone of the same sex: I hate that! I might stand instead.

I'd sit next to the person, but I would "bunch up" next to the armrest.

I'd sit there, but I wouldn't be comfortable.

Well, it's better than standing. I might even talk to them.

GREAT! There's an open seat - you plop right down next to the other person.

101. Two people you know are debating something you know a thing or two about, You step right in and tell them how it REALLY is!

You get into the debate and tell them what YOU know about it.

You wait for an opening and then offer your knowledge.

You listen to them and when they seem to be at an impasse, offer your suggestions.

You listen to see if they come to the same conclusion as you. If they don't you might add your knowledge on the subject.

102. You would most closely identify yourself as: A Fascist

A Republican

A Democrat

A Libertarian

A Socialist

103. Someone else is describing you - you really DISLIKE that they said you were: Very sweet and open.

Sympathetic, not too pushy.

An all around good person.

A real "leader" and "take charge" type of person

An aggressive competitor who "takes no prisoners."

104. When you were 10 years old you would choose to: Be outside and play sports with your friends

Ride bikes with your friends.

Go swimming or play with toys.

Go for a walk in the woods with your friends or play with your pet.

Play pretend or play indoor games

105. You are working on a group project. It is important to you that: Everyone be equally dedicated to getting the project finished.

Everyone work well together and stays focused on the task at hand.

The job take first priority - if everyone also gets along that's great too.

Everyone respect one another and get along.

Everyone be friendly because it will make completing the project more enjoyable.

106. This picture is of a three dimensional object. Which picture shows what it would look like if seen from the other side? No Idea

107. You are about to cry during a movie, NO YOU'RE NOT!

Not too likely. Rarely happens.

Because the scene is really a powerful one.

Because there was "something" that just got to you.

You got so wrapped up in it, it was like it was happening to you or people you knew.

108. You are told something you said bothered someone else That's their problem.

You have a right to your opinion.

You might wonder if you were out of line.

You'd want to know more, like HOW did it bother them?

Your intent wasn't to hurt anyone's feelings, you'd worry about it.

109. A stranger wants to give you a hug. That would be too wierd, NO THANKS!

That would make me quite uncomfortable, who IS this person?

You don't want to seem aloof or unfreindly, maybe you'll let them hug you.

You've hugged people before, it's just another way of being friendly.

You love to hug people!

110. Someone you don't know well suddenly becomes an emotional basket case. Ooh, BIG TIME uncomfortable. Let me outta here!

This is a bit wierd, you wonder what's bothering this person so much.

This person obviously has problems, but you hope they get it together pretty soon - it's embarassing!

Jeez, what could be wrong? You might ask them because you're concerned.

You'd immediately try to comfort and reassure them that it's going to be okay.

111. You are spending time with a married couple who are your friends. They are secretly having a fight but are trying to keep up appearances for their guest. You are clueless and think they're in wedded bliss.

If they slipped up you'd probably pick up on it.

After a while you'd probably guess they'd had a spat.

You'd know by the looks in their eyes or the sound of their voices that they'd had a row.

You'd immediately know they were fighting. If they were close friends you might even call them on it.

112. You are about to die and are writing your last Will and Testament. In regards to your burial wishes you: Want to be remembered accurately in death as you lived.

You let your family handle the arrangements. The funeral is really for THEIR benefit, not yours.

You don't care one way or another.

You would ask that certain things be done, whether your family thought they were "dignified" or not.

You would state your wishes in no uncertain terms, to be remembered as YOU see fit.

113. Check your pockets, There is stuff in them like keys and money

You keep your keys there, but nothing else.

If you're going somewhere you put things you need in your pockets.

You generally don't carry stuff in your pockets, maybe keys or some lip balm

You never carry things in your pockets

114. The browline on your face has A heavy ridge and thick brows.

A bit of a ridge and the brows aren't too bushy.

Not too much of a brow ridge and your brows are a bit thin.

No brow ridge, but the brows are a bit thick or low.

No brow ridge and thin, high - some would say "arched" brows.

115. A subordinate at work has postulated an idea that was tried before they arrived at the company. You know that the idea won't work. You would most likely tell them: "That idea won't work."

"We tried that, it didn't work out."

"We tried something like that a while back, it didn't work out. But thanks for your input."

"I appreciate your input, but someting similar has already been tried."

"Thanks for trying to help us out. We kind of tried that already, though."

116. You are attending a friends wedding. During the ceremony the minister asks everyone to turn to the person next to them and give them a hug. UGH! You hate this touchy-feely crap.

You are uncomfortable with it.

It's okay, everyone else has to do it too.

It's kind of nice and it is a happy occasion, after all.

What a great idea!

117. If someone else had to pick one of these animals to represent you, it would most likely be the: Lion

Bear

Wolf

Tiger

Fox

118. The last special trip you made to the store was most likely for: Tools or sports gear

Hardware or auto parts

Groceries or clothing you needed

Clothing or home decor you wanted

Clothing accessories or hair care products

119. As a child you preferred: Playing with children of the same sex.

Mostly playing with children of the same sex.

Playing with whatever kids were present.

Playing mostly with children of the opposite sex.

Playing with children of the opposite sex.

120. Which word would you most likely use in conversation: Gut

Stomach

Abdomen

Belly

Tummy

121. Your opinion concerning crossdressing is It is wrong, sick, perverted, and immoral!

It's not right because society doesn't accept it.

You don't care one way or the other if someone crossdresses.

You've done it for fun yourself.

You don't think there's anything wrong with it - wear whatever you want!

122. Which object did NOT appear in all four images? The orange

The pocket watch

The pencil

The cherry

The key

123. This picture is of a folded piece of paper with holes punched in it. Which picture shows what the paper would look like unfolded? No Idea

124. How do you feel about vegetarians? You just don't get it! Meat tastes too good.

It's not really for you or the people with whom you hang out.

Hey, if someone wants to be a vegetarian that's their business.

You've either tried it yourself or were thinking of becoming a vegetarian.

You are a vegetarian and you don't believe in eating anything that could think.

125. You are out with your friends for dinner. You most likely order: A nice, big steak dinner

A club sandwich or a hamburger

Fish

Pasta

The soup or salad special

126. Which cartoon character are you most like? Charlie Brown

Linus Van Pelt

Shroeder or Peppermint Patty

Marcie

Lucy Van Pelt

127. A tool catalog arrives in your mailbox by accident, you LOVE IT! That stuff is great!

As you leaf through the catalog you see many things you like or need.

Some of the stuff it would be useful.

You toss it aside, you're not that interested in tool catalogs.

Straight into the recycling that goes!

128. If you had to have one of these pets, it would most likely be a: Cat

Reptile

Fish

Bird

Dog

129. You would consider yourself to be: Clever

Kind of dumb

Not sure

Ugly

Pretty

130. You would best describe your political views as Very Conservative

A bit Conservative

Moderate

A bit Liberal

Very Liberal

131. A lingerie catalog arrives in your mailbox by accident, it's pretty kinky stuff for both men and women, you LOVE IT! That stuff is very exciting!

As you leaf through the catalog you start to become aroused.

Some of the stuff is exciting, some of it is just okay.

Most of the items aren't your thing, although some of it might be okay under the right circumstances.

Clothing doesn't really do anything for you - it's the person that turns you on!

132. Which best describes you? You love "Star Trek" and consider yourself a "Trekie"

You enjoy "Star Trek" but it's just a cool TV show.

Never watched "Star Trek" in your life.

You've seen "Star Trek" and didn't care for it.

You HATE "Star Trek" and everything it stands for.

133. Your mother would best be described as: "Sainted"

Your "Best Friend"

Kind of a "Nag"

"Manipulative"

"A Bitch"

134. Have you altered your physical appearance to look like the opposite gender in any way? No, that's too wierd.

Nothing anyone would notice, it was something that could be for a man or woman anyway.

You might have, but nobody seemed to notice or care.

Yes, you have but most people seem to ignore it.

Yes and it draws a bit of attention or confuses other people.

135. Your father would best be described as: Your "Hero" or "Idol"

A "Good Man"

An "Average Joe"

Kind of a "Jerk"

A complete "Bastard"

136. You are at your job and get to delegate a project that needs to be finished by the end of the week to some other people. You would: Order someone in your group to do the job and have it on your desk by Friday.

Put the job in the inbox of someone in your group with a note saying it MUST be finished by Friday

Put the job in the inbox of someone in your group with a note reading "For Friday Morning"

Ask someone in your group if they want to do a job that needs to be done by Friday morning.

Ask people in your group if they could get it finished by Friday morning for you.

137. In your family, you: Are an only child

Have a brother or a sister

Are the "Middle child"

Have a few siblings

Come from a LARGE family

138. People in your family: Do not share their feelings

Only show strong emotions

Are open about most feelings

Are very close to one another

Are completely open about their thoughts and feelings

139. You are at the grocery store, which are you most likely to purchase? Economy pack of cheap burritos

Frozen Pizzas

Breaded Fish Fillets

Microwave Popcorn

Rice Cakes

140. The highest heel shoes you own is A pair of sneakers

A pair of work boots

A pair of cowboy or motorcycle boots

A pair of riding boots

A pair of pumps

141. Your bed is currently: Unmade

Covered with blankets

In your bedroom, duh!

Covered with a nice quilt and matching pillowcases

Buried under clothing

142. You are going to watch something on Televison, it is most likely: A sporting event

The news channel

You don't watch TV, what a wasteland!

An educational program or arts channel

A movie

143. Which best describes you: You love hunting or fishing

You've been hunting or fishing and enjoyed it

You never think much about hunting or fishing

You don't have much desire to go hunting or fishing

You believe hunting and fishing are ecologically immoral.

144. A bell rings softly elsewhere in the house. You'd know exactly where the bell was in the house.

You'd probably know where it was.

You might figure out where the sound came from.

You'd listen intently and then take your best guess.

You'd know it was in the house, but that's about it.

145. You feel the worst kind of crime is: Murder

Burglary

All crimes are bad.

Assualt

Rape

146. The worst kind of cancer in your opinion is: Cancer of the reproductive organs (Testicular or Ovarian)

Lung Cancer

Any kind of Cancer is terrible!

Skin cancer

Breast Cancer

147. Which best describes how you feel: You believe in "Eye for an Eye" Justice

You think Capital Punishment is appropriate for some crimes

As long as you're not the one who is convicted, you don't care about Capital Punishment

You think Capital Punishment doesn't solve anything.

You belive killing under ANY circumstances, especially Capital Punishment, is unjust.

148. If you worked on an assembly line, you" Would hate it!

Would do it if the money was good enough.

Wouldn't work on an assembly line.

Might like it if the product was interesting.

Would be good at it, you have very good manual dexterity.

149. Does your middle name end in a vowel? No

Yes, and it is an "O"

It's a "Y," which can be a vowel.

Yes, and it is an "A"

Yes

150. Your favorite toy as a child would best be described as: A piece of sporting equipment, like a football or a baseball glove.

A toy car or truck.

Building blocks or toy figures from a favorite TV show or movie.

A "Playset" for toy figures.

A doll.

151. You are using a socket wrench to tighten a bolt, you turn the bolt: Clockwise, unless it's "Left-hand thread"

Clockwise

You'd try one way and then the other to see which was correct.

You're not sure

You wouldn't be using a socket wrench!

152. If you had to do the following problem in your head: 2(15+3)+12-(15/3) You wouldn't be sure of the answer

You could figure it out with some mental gymnastics

It's not too difficult, it's simple math.

That's not hard at all.

Easy! You calculated the answer almost immediately.

153. You feel that religeon is: Unnecessary.

Okay for those that feel they need it.

A good guide for how to live your life.

Needed to build a strong community

Absolutely neccessary.

154. Click on the first image below, a picture will display for a few seconds. Study it and then mouse over each image and indicate which picture is the best match:

155. If you had to pick your favorite musical instrument from this list, it would be: An electric guitar

The drums

An acoustic guitar

A wind instrument

The piano

156. When you read a map, It's easy to figure it out.

It's not that difficult.

If it's a good map, no problem. But if there are things missing, from the map it's a problem

You might need to orient yourself to the actual landsape.

You have to turn it to match the roads or landscape.

157. Which best describes how you feel about telephones? A great invention for keeping you in touch with business

You don't go anywhere without one.

If it rings you answer, if you need to call someone you dial. So what?

Great for gabbing with your friends for hours on end.

You hate telephones, you won't answer one unless you can help it.

158. You are having a dream that you are pregnant, you find such a dream to be: Very confusing or disturbing, YOU pregnant? Not likely!.

Arousing, just thinking about all those physical changes makes you hot.

It's just a dream, and dreams don't mean anything.

Painful, since you cannot ever bear children.

Pleasant but not arousing, you often dream of motherhood.

159. You find sewing, knitting, or other needlework to be: A complete waste of time. That's "womens' work."

You'd love to be part of a quilting circle or the like, it would arouse you to be surrounded by all those women!.

If it needs sewing you mend it. Big deal.

You aren't very good at any of that stuff.

You enjoy such tasks, especially something like a quilting circle, for the camaraderie

160. You are sexually attracted to: Women

Men

Anallophilic (attracted to neither men nor women)

Both Men and Women

Ojects, not people.