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A challenger appears! Hitler calls for backup, but it all goes to shit...

Hitler is ambushed by Martina Navratilova

00:00 - 00:03 The TERFs are getting feisty on Twitter again.

00:04 - 00:05 They've seen these these posts by Martina Navratilova

00:05 - 00:07 where she opposes male-bodied athletes in female sports.

00:08 - 00:12 A bunch of us piled onto the thread

00:12 - 00:15 but she refused to back down.

00:17 - 00:19 It's OK, Steiner's sent a commando

00:19 - 00:21 to shame her into submission.

00:24 - 00:26 My Führer...

00:27 - 00:28 Steiner...

00:31 - 00:33 Steiner sent Dr Rachel McKinnon.

00:34 - 00:36 He insisted that she's the best man for the job.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone out except these lesbians: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf.

01:13 - 01:15 What the actual fuck?!

01:15 - 01:17 What—and I cannot stress this enough—the fuck?!

01:18 - 01:23 Sending McKinnon to deal with Martina Navratilova? Seriously?

01:25 - 01:28 I bet he got kicked in the ladyballs.

01:29 - 01:31 Martina is THE gold star lesbian!

01:31 - 01:34 I don't think she even knows what a penis is!

01:34 - 01:37 And you're telling me that McKinnon thought he could out-lesbian Martina

01:37 - 01:40 even though she's been one all her fucking life?

01:40 - 01:42 My Führer, Dr McKinnon is an academic with a PhD—

01:42 - 01:46 A PhD in BULLSHIT! He has no scientific qualifications!

01:46 - 01:48 My Führer, please; this is a safe space!

01:48 - 01:52 I don't give a fuck about your wanky 'safe spaces', I want results!

01:53 - 01:54 We look like idiots!

01:56 - 01:57 Remember the Nazi party motto:

01:57 - 02:00 'Hetero men are half-lesbian, trans women are full lesbian,

02:00 - 02:03 and all cis lesbians love penis!'

02:04 - 02:08 Don't ask me about trans men, they're probably gay or something.

02:08 - 02:13 It's all got so fucking complicated, I hardly know the rules anymore!

02:14 - 02:16 I wish we'd stuck with traditional fascism

02:17 - 02:21 or just screwed up the whole country with communism, like Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 We have an underground LGBT subculture,

02:30 - 02:34 but because nobody's going to believe that 70 years from now

02:34 - 02:36 I had to burn down the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft!

02:41 - 02:42 Heartbreaking.

02:43 - 02:47 Now some half arsed activists in the future will claim we targeted trans people!

02:48 - 02:53 I just hope people find all those photos of cross-dressing SS officers.

02:54 - 02:56 Unless you idiots have burned them already?

02:56 - 02:59 I don't suppose anyone thought to record this stuff in a book,

03:00 - 03:02 perhaps call it 'Soldier Studies: Cross-Dressing in der Wehrmacht'?!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK, Martin Dammann will write it in 2018.

03:14 - 03:16 And now this McKinnon shit show.

03:19 - 03:23 Imagine trying the old 'Do you know who I am?' fuckery

03:25 - 03:26 on Martina Navratilova!

03:31 - 03:33 Insanely narcissistic.

03:40 - 03:46 Does anyone outside the trans cult even know or care McKinnon is?

03:46 - 03:49 Everyone knows Martina, for fuck's sake.