Dr. T-Dub

SCP-425 during initial containment.

Item #: SCP-425

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-425 is currently contained in the club, but is completely unaware of his containment protocols. If SCP-425 is spotted leaving the club, or triggering a [DATA REDACTED] event, O5-█ is to be alerted immediately. Mobile Task Force Lambda-12: "The Big Brown" has been founded to ensure containment of SCP-425. The club is located in Charlotte, ██ - and is to be guarded by no less than 250 guards at all times. The club is fitted with a desk to allow SCP-425 to take tests, which should be supplied on a daily basis at █:30pm daily. A selection of new Mario games must also be supplied to SCP-425 every 3 days. In the event of SCP-425 leaving the club, Procedure-Iota-7-Big-Tuper is to be carried out to ensure containment of SCP-425.

Description: SCP-425 is a strange force or entity that is able to create a rhyme between any word in the English language, and even add his own words to the vocabulary itself. To date, SCP-425 has added ████ new words to the English language - most of which are now widely used today. The most commonly used word that SCP-425 has created is "████████", which is used by the average human at least 6 times per day.

SCP-425 refers to himself as "T-Dub", or at least the sounds in which he generates suggest this is his name. He is unaware that he is currently under Foundation containment, and believes that the club is indeed his own home. Under no circumstances must SCP-425 learn of his containment protocols. Any personnel seen entering the club unauthorized, or leaving notes on the tests handed to SCP-425 are subject to immediate termination.

"SCP-425 must be contained at all costs. Even our highest minds aren't sure what would happen were he to break free. Although, it's high belief that it would result in the implication of ██████████ more words into the English language, which would inevitably cause a [DATA EXPUNGED] scenario, followed by the end of time itself." - Dr. Tony Hawk

Addendum 425-13: Discovery of SCP-425-2 and SCP-425-3

During a routine check of the club by Mobile Task Force Lambda-12, it was discovered that SCP-425 is not alone in the club. 2 entities, hereby referred to as SCP-425-2 and SCP-425-3 appear to be human, although harvest similar anomalous attributes like SCP-425. SCP-425-2 appears to be able to "rap like the meth", whereas SCP-425-3 appears to have a previously unknown power, known now as "insemula".

"Under no circumstances must SCP-425-3 ever come into contact with SCP-682. It is believed that if they were to meet, they would form a team of the mean." - O5-█

The earliest recorded sighting of SCP-425, in the [REDACTED] school, in ██████, ██.

Addendum 425-17:

Recent developments inside the club have shown that SCP-425, SCP-425-2, and SCP-425-3 show no desire of leaving the club, which means containment should be straight forward. However, due to the threat the trio would collectively cause if they were to breach containment, the amount of guards currently patrolling the club has been raised to 500. SCP-425 is to be continuously supplied with a new test everyday. The purpose of the test is to find out as much as we can about the entity as possible, without him discovering us. The tests are currently delivered through the club's letterbox, in an envelope, to disguise it as regular mail. A regular selection of Mario games must also be supplied, every 3 days, in a parcel-type box addressed to 'T-Dub In The Club'.

Interview Log 425-1:

In an attempt to learn more about the being that is SCP-425, Agent ███████ entered the club, and approached SCP-425. The following is a log of the interview conducted by Agent ███████ (hereby referred to as 'Agent'), and SCP-425, hereby referred to as 'T-Dub'.

<Begin Log>

Agent: "T-Dub?"

T-Dub: "Yeeeeah."

Agent: "What are you up to?"

T-Dub: "Just playin' witcha' Mario games."

Agent: "Oh, cool. Are those test papers?"

T-Dub: "Yeah, they arrived today. But I got an A+ on that test, cause it's a big mess."

Agent: "Sweet. So, you're a fan of Mario?"

T-Dub: "Yeeeeah. But he may be super, but I'm super duper."

Agent: "So I've heard."

T-Dub: "Plus, he only wants one Princess, and I want all the others."

Agent: "So I've heard you like rapping… Care to spit us a bar?"

[At this point, Agent ███████ noticed a pile of blueprints next to the test papers, and proceeded to snatch them while SCP-425 was distracted in an intense rap. Agent ███████ then ran for the door, and exited the club unnoticed.]

<End Log>

Addendum 425-22: Recovered items from the events of Interview 425-1

Item 1: "Blueprints to build a 'Mog'"

Description: The item appears to have no anomalous properties, and is a standard A3-sized blueprint. Featured on the blueprint is a detailed drawing of what appears to be a [PROFANITY EXPUNGED]less to say, SCP-076 was not happy about it at all.

Notes From SCP-425: "We plan to unfold this like the foilet. Man, when that man made the toilet, everyone thought it was so awesome. But It's gonna be a toss-em up between my boy Kevin and that man."

"Due to the potential SCP status of Item 1 (if it is really in development), Mobile Task Force Lambda-12 has began an extensive scheme to stop [DATA REDACTED] from ever being created. It is also believed that 'Kevin' is the identity of SCP-425-█." - Dr. ████

Item 2: "An extensive guide on 'how to nuture'"

Description: This item appears to have no anomalous properties, and is an A4-sized 243-page instruction manual on 'how to nuture'. The guide is credited as being written by "Tim Wallace", and appears to be the instruction booklet for a video game (based off the screenshots featured in the guide). Agent ███████ is currently tasked with searching for, and potentially retrieving the game, in his next scheduled visit into the club.

Notes From SCP-425: "Mario may have went to the past and went to the future, but I'mma make a new game, how to nuture."

Item 3: "A CD-album titled 'T-Dub In The Club, by T-Dub'"

Description: This is the first item to show an anomalous effect. Any persons who see the album immediately feel the urge to listen to it, and claim it to be their "favourite album", even if they have never seen it or heard it before. Personnel and test subjects who experience this anomalous effect are to be immediately [DATA EXPUNGED]. The album contains 12 tracks, all of which appear to have vocals from SCP-425. Those with Level-4 clearance or higher are eligible to read the full track listing, and listen to the album. Please file all requests to [DATA REDACTED].

Notes From SCP-425: "This album is gonna show you what's up, and what's not up."

Item 4: [DATA REDACTED]

Description: [DATA REDACTED]

Notes From SCP-425: [DATA EXPUNGED]

"Item 4 was contained, and designated SCP-173. It is currently unknown how T-Dub created the sculpture, but at the cost of 723 personnel, it's the last thing on our minds right now. We mourn the dead in our time of loss, but remember our code. Secure, contain, protect… I'm raising the guard patrol numbers to 2000. God knows if SCP-425 is going to create any other dangerous SCPs in the club. Where the hell is he getting the resources to create these beings? We just don't know. We're looking into it. Just… we don't know." - Dr. ███

SCP-425 in the club, filmed from the vantage point of [DATA REDACTED].

Addendum 425-63:

Despite the best efforts of Mobile Task Force Lambda-12, Mobile Task Force Iota-4 "Pussy Nerds", Mobile Task Force Alpha-22 "Bratamach", and Mobile Task Force Gamma-31 "The Big Tooks", SCP-425 has continued to develop more and more SCPs at an increasingly fast rate. In January, ███, SCP-425 created the following SCPs through unknown means: SCP-106, SCP-066, SCP-895, and SCP-1981. All of which were not beneficial to the Foundation, not beneficial at fucking all. Fuck you, T-Dub. He continues to make SCPs to this day, and is currently rated the Foundation's #1 Dickhead most lethal SCP. Many personnel have suggested that SCP-425 is SCP-001 itself, and must be designated 'Thaumiel' class immediately. Suggestion pending.

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