Dude’s Night is a magical night that is not to be squandered, so long as it comes along every once in a while. I’m gonna be hanging out with my old dude crew this weekend and it’s going to be pretty sweet. We’ve recreated scenes from Roadhouse together and if that ain’t a bonding experience, I don’t know what is. This fantastical happening maybe comes around once or twice a year, and I’m stoked, but when it’s all over I’m gonna be really tired.

WHEN EVERYDAY’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, SHIT GETS OLD REAL FAST