“WELCOME CCN VIEWERS!”









“TODAY’S VICTIM IS CHARLES SNIPPY, A TRESPASSER FROM EARTH!

ACCORDING TO HIS DATA TAG, HE IS A QUESTIONABLE USER,”

“DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S SPECIAL ABOUT QUESTIONABLE USERS, DEAR WATCHERS?”



“QUESTIONABLE USERS DON’T HAVE MOON CITIZENSHIP! THEY ARE ILLEGALS… THEY MUST BE PURGED FROM THE LUNAR PROPERTY IN ACCORDANCE WITH LUNAR IMMIGRATION POLICY! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ACCORDING TO HIS PINS, THIS ILLEGAL HAS COMMITTED MANY EARTH-CRIMES OF JAYWALKING,

WHICH CALL FOR IMMEDIATE LIQUIDATION OF ORGANS!

AND I, LA MACABRE, SHALL CARRY OUT THIS DUTY!”

“WELCOME TO THE MURDER KITCHEN, EVIL JAYWALKER!

NOW, LET’S HAVE SOME FUN!”