

To treat you as a trusted friend,

Some little token of esteem

Is needed, like a dish of cream…” “Before a Cat will condescendTo treat you as a trusted friend,Some little token of esteemIs needed, like a dish of cream…”

-T.S. Eliot





Let’s take a moment to discuss the time honored tradition of the Congressional travel junket. For those of you not fully aware of what a travel junket is exactly let me answer it three ways:





If you’re a Senator or Congress member pressed by the (always uncomfortable) question, you’d answer that a travel junket is a useful venture in which a Senator or Congress member must travel to a location on a fact finding mission to better represent their constituents and country as a whole.





If you’re a tax payer or a constituent, a travel junket is a trip taken by an elected official (and often their spouse or other family member) for the ostensible purpose of hands on education regarding some pending legislation. At times you foot the bill. At others, some private entity does. Either way, in most cases you get nothing of value.





If you’re a lobbyist or corporation or special interest of any sort, a travel junket is a useful tool in which, by covering the flight and other associated costs for what amounts to a vacation, you are given extended access to and many would argue, considerable influence over a particular lawmaker. The investment can be expensive, but the return is generally well worth the expenditure.









In completely unsurprising fashion, it didn’t take long for lobbyists and lawmakers to figure out the best way to utilize the exceptions to their full extent. As an article in the Columbia Journalism Review explained recently





The arrangement works like this: a congressional caucus—an official group of lawmakers (there are many ) with common characteristics or interests, such as the Congressional Black Caucus or Blue Dog Democrats or the Congressional Marcellus Shale Caucus—sets up a charitable organization. That organization, in turn, seeks donations, which do not have to be disclosed. In addition to its good works, the charitable entity then organizes events, such as conferences or retreats, in which the caucus members rub shoulders with contributors. The nonprofit can invite special interests—corporations, unions, and others—to fork over large donations to sponsor and participate in these events.





So, not only have lawmakers figured out a way around travel junket reform, they’ve also figured out a way to turn their vacations into a fundraising tool. Nice.





eighty!—House members and their families to visit Israel through a charity affiliated with the pro-Israeli lobbying group American Israel Public Affairs Committee. This massive “fact finding mission” was capped off quite embarrassingly, with a (quite possibly drunk) Kansas Representative Kevin Yoder taking a late night Perhaps the most ostentatious abuse of this new “charitable” junket system came in the summer of 2011, when Eric Cantor arranged for eighty—House members and their families to visit Israel through a charity affiliated with the pro-Israeli lobbying group American Israel Public Affairs Committee. This massive “fact finding mission” was capped off quite embarrassingly, with a (quite possibly drunk) Kansas Representative Kevin Yoder taking a late night skinny dip in the Sea of Galilee





So a Congressman quite possibly got drunk, most definitely got naked and then went for a swim in the body of water Jesus supposedly walked on. It’s embarrassing and completely unprofessional for sure but not much else, right? Well, the real problem with Mr. Yoder’s naked dip into biblical waters stems from the way in which it was discovered. Undoubtedly, Congressman Yoder’s transgressions would likely have gone undiscovered by the press and general public had it not been for its documentation in an FBI probe into the trip over misrepresentation of expenses by some people on the trip.





As it turns out, nothing provably criminal came from the FBI probe but that is more likely due to the fact that there is a fine line between illegal and unethical and many of these travel junkets seem to exist comfortably in that narrowest of spaces. I won’t bother offering up conjecture on the absurd or unethical activities of the AIPAC junket. Instead, let’s look at Doug Thompson’s recollections of the travel junkets he attended as a staffer for the House Committee on Science and Technology back in the late 80’s:





Paris . Another claimed to have bedded a young lady who worked for the Embassy in London . …On such “official” trips funded by taxpayer dollars, I saw members of Congress get drunk and pass out, escort young women to their hotel rooms for the night, lose their “per diem” payments and more at casinos and engage in other antics that wouldn’t set well with folks back in their home districts. One member bragged about getting a bl*w job from a female employee of the American Embassy in. Another claimed to have bedded a young lady who worked for the Embassy in

Of course, all of these junkets were called “fact-finding” missions but they were, in reality, taxpayer-funded vacations where Congressional wives shopped at the American Embassy stores, paying wholesale prices for French perfume, Italian leather goods or duty-free booze. I still own a gold Heuer watch that I bought at one Embassy store for about 40 percent of what it would have cost in a jewelry store.

On the flight home from the Paris Air Show in 1985, the largesse from shopping sprees overflowed the cargo holds of the Air Force KC-135 that provided air transportation so some of it was packed into the restrooms of the plane, leaving just one for use on the long flight…