My fantastic gifter sent a package from ThinkGeek. Packages from ThinkGeek are ALWAYS a good thing.

First we have a fabulous Han Shot First shirt. An indispensable part of any savvy nerd's wardrobe. This shirt proudly proclaims to the masses that, unlike George Lucas, you still know what the word scoundrel means. Thanks to George, I'm going to have to explain to my 8 year old one day why it is vitally important to the development of the character that Han fried poor Greedo. Guess it's time to get out the VHS tapes and the VCR.

But wait! There's more!

My very generous gifter also included a shirt that reminds the world that I know (amongst other things) what chameleon circuit is. What it doesn't tell them is I used to stay up late on Sunday nights, watching horrible special effects on PBS. It doesn't explain the mixture of smugness and disappointment I feel when someone asks me if I've "seen this new sci-fi show from England." It doesn't hide my secret; that I like Peter Davison and Sylvester McCoy better than Tom Baker. Or that Tennant is still my favorite. Some people think we faked the moon landings, I think the images were scrubbed clean of all evidence of The Oncoming Storm.

Thanks again, gifter. If you reveal yourself in the comments, I will gladly add your username to the post.