In case you weren't already aware that the world can be a pretty peculiar place, a website that turns your sexts into professionally shot videos actually exists. SendMeYourSexts.com is created by filmmaker Eileen Yaghoobian, who invites you to, well, send her your sexts so she can pull a cast together and film.

All you need is $80 and a few screengrabs of your streamiest sexts - just keep in mind that the longer your messages, the more they have to work with. Videos can range in length and usually last between 1-6 minutes, while Eileen will choose a cast based on her interpretation. Just pray for Bradley Cooper.

It's anonymous and your sexts are safe, so it's great if you want to see your fantasies come to life - albeit in a slightly awkward plumber-at-the-door porn way. Eileen is way too creative to actually serve up graphic sex and nudity, instead proffering a heap of suggestive gestures and a streak of comedy.

The result? This pepperoni-licking, pinball-slamming clip...

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