Yep, this is a thing that exists (Picture: Amazon/Chuck Tingle)

Brexit has had a bizarre impact on people.

Millions want the EU Referendum result reversed, thousands have taken to the streets in protest – oh, and UK politics has basically fallen apart.

Jeremy Corbyn gives peace offering to MPs calling for his resignation as Labour leaderBut, even in the face of the uncertainty of abandoning our European friends, some people have turned their Brexit blues into something creative.

Chuck Tingle is one of those people.


He’s penned an erotic novel based on the EU referendum result and the economic implications – does it have your juices flowing yet?

Well, Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union, promises ‘4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love’.

Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union by Chuck Tingle (Picture: Amazon)

Just in case you’re still not quite sure if the bangin’ Brexit book is going to float your boat, here’s a snippet of the story line:

Pounded By The Pound When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future. In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava. Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

See… what’s not to like?



Amazon users got in on the fun by leaving some pretty special reviews:

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