Vegas update. Mets have a 37.3 percent chance of becoming a wild-card team. John Hickenlooper has a 3 percent chance of becoming POTUS and Stitches has a 40 percent chance of finishing in the black for the year. … New survey states Americans think about sex eight times a day. Vegas over/under was 53 ¹/₂.

Revisiting Fenway after Chris Sale shut down the Angels for us on Thursday. Hoping Rick Porcello can clip their wings as well. Up-and-down season for Porcello turned up when he held the Royals’ limited offense to a run over six innings. Whether he succeeds or fails, the Sox will see lefty Andrew Heaney. He was grounded for three weeks because of irritation in his pitching shoulder. Heaney gave up nine runs over his past 15 ²/₃ innings prior to his injury. Play 10 units on the Bosox.

Got paid double-time Friday. Jays 8, Yanks 2. Jays got six hits, but four were homers, with J.A. Happ responsible for three of them. Sean Reid-Foley allowed one run in five innings. Astros edged the O’s 3-2. Wade Miley getting his 11th win. Profitable night. Down -239 hatchers.