Hello, and welcome to the fake landscapes website - like Brexit, it's been 'under construction' (in an apathetic way) for some time!



Here are a few sample pictures, these should turn into web pages with many more pictures in the Spring 2020, that is!



We (actually that's the royal 'we', it's all my fault!) have been really lazy updating the website. Mainly because - despite it being so old-fashioned - we're always crazy busy.



That being said, the ONLY (note capitals, bold type, underline, italics .... ) way to choose what you want is to come in and see for yourself. That's why we keep a large showroom at the Chelsea end of Fulham Road. You really can't get any idea of what the stuff actually looks like on the web. Even with arty pictures like these.



At the risk of flogging analogies to death, you can't tell what a car is like to drive from pictures, nor how a steak tastes, nor - I'm reliably informed - can you trust the pictures and descriptions on online dating sites ...



We're here 1030-6 Monday to Friday-relaxed, friendly, and we don't bite ...



See you soon! Link to dull, boring current website here

Summer shutdown - 4th August to 1st September Yes, we have just re-opened and now we're running away! In our defence, it's deadly quiet round here at this time of year, that this year that's even more noticable. However there will be an elf (probably Grumpy...) who checks incoming emails, so you'll definitely get a reply! Up until shutdown, and after we return, we'll continue to work on the same 'by appointment' basis on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Agreed, it is a minor hassle to have to call or email to book in, but it makes it very simple to respect the distancing guidlines. Not just that, but we've found that it's allowed everybody - staff and clients alike - to concentrate better without being interrupted by random people wandering in with time to kill! If you have any queries in the meantime, just email us on [email protected] Have a great break, see you soon!