People of Staffordshire, U.K., are furious about the "obscene shapes" road workers left on their roads when they removed road markings with the wrong paint, Daily Express reports.

Neighborhood resident Graham Wood says workers "scraped off the old road markings and painted

over it, but the stuff they used reacted with the white lines. The paint melted the white lines underneath it so, as vehicles drove over the road, it went all over the place." Wood says he and fellow residents started joking about how they have penises all over their roads, saying, "They do like penis shapes."

Councillor Mark Deaville says they're currently working on fixing the "aesthetic issues on site," which is basically a cute and fancy way of saying, "Look, we're getting these dongs off the road as fast as we can." Godspeed. Follow Lane on Twitter and Instagram.

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