[dramatic music] - SOON, WE WILL BE FIGHTINGTHE GREATEST BATTLE OF OUR YOUNG, HOT LIVES-- BLACK FRIDAY. - EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO GETPS4s, JOIN WITH US. - [shouts][slash] - YOU CAN'T DIE!EVERYBODY REALLY LIKES YOU! - WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE BEATBY THAT TRAITOR WHORE KENNY! - SEEMS A SHAME THAT THE FIGHTWILL BE SO ONE-SIDED. - GO SEEK OUT GEORGE R.R. MARTINFOR ANSWERS. HE'S THE GUYWHO WRITES GAME OF THRONES. - YOU STARTED ASTHE CANADIAN MINISTER OF HEALTH, AND THREE MONTHS LATER,YOUR WIFE QUEEFED IN YOUR FACE. - THIS IS GONNA BEA [BEEPED] BLOODBATH, TOM. - ♪ WIENER, WIENER WIENER

♪ WIENER, WIENER - ♪ ONE WIENER - ♪ WIENER, WIENER - ♪ NEXT TO ANOTHER ♪ WIENER - ♪ WIENER PARTY ♪ WIENER PARTY - ♪ TWO WIENERS ♪ ALONGSIDE YET ANOTHER ♪ WIENER - ♪ DANGLE SOFTLY - ♪ SOFT WIENERS ♪ NICE AND SOFT - ♪ FLOPPING WIENERS - ♪ NON-ERECT WIENERS - ♪ FLOPPING WIENERS,FLOPPING WIENERS ♪

♪ [man speaking Japanese] MICROSOFT...[continues in Japanese] - [speaking Japanese] - [speaking Japanese] BLACK FRIDAY.[continues in Japanese] - [speaking Japanese] - OH? - [speaking Japanese] - [speaking Japanese] - AHH! - HE DID WHAT? HE FLEW DOWN IN A PARACHUTEAND HE WHAT? - APPARENTLY,HE STOPPED MICROSOFT FROM BLOCKADING THE SHIPMENTOF PS4s TO THE MALL. LOOKS LIKE HE'S ALL OVERTHE PLACE WINNING THE CONSOLE WARSFOR SONY. - BECAUSE WHAT--BECAUSE HE'S CUTE? - CARTMAN, HE'S GOT EVERYONEON SONY'S SIDE. WE CAN'T STOP HIM.- BUT WHAT DOES HE DO BESIDES THAT HE'S CUTE? - SWEETIE, BILL GATESIS ON THE PHONE FOR YOU. - TELL BILL GATESTO SUCK MY ASS, MOM! MOM? DON'T SERIOUSLYTELL BILL GATES TO SUCK MY ASS. TELL HIM EVERYTHING'S COOLAND I'LL CALL HIM IN A LITTLE BIT. - THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENEDIF YOU WOULD HAVE LET KENNY BE A PRINCESSIN THE FIRST PLACE. - HE'S NOT A PRINCESS.HE'S A DUDE. - WELL, UNFORTUNATELY FOR US,HE'S NOW ON THE OTHER SIDE. WE'RE OUT OF OPTIONS. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KYLE?- I HAVE AN IDEA. I DON'T LIKE IT, BUT I THINKIT'S THE ONLY CHOICE WE HAVE.

[fighting sounds] [glass shatters,fighting sounds] - TOM, BLACK FRIDAY IS FINALLYALMOST HERE, AND AS YOU CAN SEE BEHIND ME, HOLIDAY SHOPPERSARE REALLY GETTING ANTSY. PEOPLE HAVE BEENWAITING OUT HERE SINCE MIDNIGHTON THANKSGIVING. THEY'RE COLD, THEY'RE STARVING, AND THERE'S ALREADY BEENA LOT OF BLOODSHED OVER THESE HOLIDAY DEALS. JOINING ME NOW IS RICK TELLMORE WHO'S BEEN OUT HEREFOR SIX DAYS, AND YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD SONWAS EATEN, IS THAT CORRECT? - YES, YES, THAT'S RIGHT.WE HAD TO EAT HIM. WE'RE ALL SORT OF STARVINGOUT HERE, SO WE DREW STRAWS,AND HE DREW THE SHORTEST ONE. - WHAT IS IT YOU'RE HOPINGTO GET WHEN BLACK FRIDAYDOES FINALLY START? - A BLU-RAY PLAYER.96% OFF. IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT20 BUCKS. - NOW, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY THAT EATING YOUR CHILDIS NOT VERY CHRISTMASSY. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THEM? - I... ♪ ATE MY SON FORA BLU-RAY PLAYER ♪ ♪ WITH A HO, HO, HOAND A JINGLE JINGLE JINGLE ♪ ♪ MY SON GOT ATEAND HE TASTED GOOD ♪ ♪ HO, HO, JINGLE,JINGLE HO-HO ♪ - NO DOUBT CHRISTMASIS ALIVE AND WELL AT THE SOUTH PARK MALL.BACK TO YOU, TOM. - ♪ JINGLE JINGLE HO HO--

THE MAIN ENTRANCE TO THE MALLIS ALREADY BLOCKED BY THOUSANDS OF WAITING SHOPPERS THE KIDS WHO WANT XBOXES PLANTO FLANK FROM THE LEFT HERE. OUR BEST CHANCEOF BEING FIRST INSIDE IS FINDING A WAY TOTHE MALL'S BACK ENTRANCE...HERE. - AT RED ROBIN.- THAT'S RIGHT. RED ROBIN HAS DOORSON THE INSIDE THAT GO RIGHT OUTINTO THE MALL. - THE KEY TO US BEINGTHE FIRST ONES INSIDE IS TAKING OVER THE RED ROBINBEFORE BLACK FRIDAY STARTS. - HOW DO WE TAKE OVERRED ROBIN? - I HAVE NO IDEA. - HEY, EXCUSE ME. - YES?- THE XBOX FIGHTERS ARE HERE, AND THEY SAY THEY WANT TOSWITCH SIDES. - WHAT? - GO AHEAD AND TELL HIM,CARTMAN. - ALL RIGHT.ON BEHALF OF THE XBOX FIGHTERS OF ZARON,WE HEREBY LAY DOWN OUR ARMS. WE GIVE UP, OKAY? - HA HA.- SHUT UP, CRAIG. THIS IS VERY DIFFICULT!YOU GUYS WIN, ALL RIGHT? WE'LL ALL PLAY ONPLAYSTATION 4s. WE STILL THINK THE XBOXIS A SUPERIOR MACHINE, BUT YOU GUYS GOT TOO MANYPEOPLE ON YOUR SIDE, AND THEN KENNY BECAMEA JAPANESE PRINCESS. - NOBODY SAW THAT COMING. - LOOK, THE TRUTH IS WE ALL HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEMNOW, AND YOU KNOW IT. NOBODY'S GOING TO GET ANYTHINGIF WE DON'T WORK TOGETHER AGAINST THOSE THOUSANDSOF OTHER SHOPPERS. - SO BETTER A PS4 THAN NOTHING--IS THAT IT? I THINK WE'LL TAKE OUR CHANCESON OUR OWN. - WE KNOW A WAY INSIDETHE RED ROBIN. YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE THE ONLYONES WHO THOUGHT OF IT. WE WERE GOING TO USETHE RED ROBIN ENTRANCE TOO, AND WE FIGURED OUT HOW. - RED ROBIN CAN BE RENTED OUTFOR WEDDING PARTIES. IF WE ALL CHIP IN,WE CAN PAY FOR THE DEPOSIT TO HAVE A WEDDING PARTY THERE.- HEY, THAT COULD WORK. - LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER, DUDE. OUR ONLY SHOT AT PLAYINGANY NEXT GEN CONSOLE'S BY TEAMING UP. IF YOU WIN A GAME ON A PS4,THEN I DO TOO. - AND YOU SWEARYOU'LL BE OKAY WITH THAT? YOU WON'T EVER TALK ABOUTTHE XBOX BEING BETTER AGAIN? - I SWEAR, STAN. - ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LOOKS LIKEWE'VE GOT A WEDDING TO PLAN. [dramatic music]

CONSOLE WARS.[continues in Japanese] - XBOX...SONY PS4...[continues in Japanese] - [speaking Japanese] WEDDING INVITATION.[continues in Japanese] - HUH? WEDDING? - KENNY KUN,PLEASE COME HOME AT ONCE. OUR TWO HOUSES HAVE FOUND PEACE. COME TO THE RED ROBIN WEDDING, AND WE WILL ALL ACCEPT YOUAS THE PRINCESS YOU ARE. YOURS TRULY, THE WIZARD KING. - [speaking Japanese]...KENNY CHAN! - PRINCESS KENNY... SAYONARA! - EH? - [speaking Japanese] PRINCESS KENNY...[continues in Japanese]

ABOUT THE WEDDING.- YEAH, SURE, WHAT ABOUT IT? - I THINK IT'S BESTTHAT WHEN THE TIME COMES FOR THE MALL TO OPEN YOU SHOULDSTAY BACK A BIT FROM THE DOORS. - WHY?- WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. THE FIRST PEOPLE INSIDEARE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE ON THE BRUNT OF THE HOLIDAYSHOPPERS FROM THE MAIN ENTRANCE. IT'S BEST WE LET BUTTERSAND SCOTT MALKINSON GO FIRST. WHILE THEY FIGHT,WE CAN SIMPLY SLIP ON BY. - WELL, YEAH, I GUESSTHAT MAKES SENSE, BUT BUTTERS AND SCOTT WON'T BEABLE TO GET THEIR PS4s. - YES, THAT'S TRUE, BUT... LET'S FACE IT, SIR STAN. THIS IS ALL ABOUTYOU AND ME GETTING PLAYSTATIONS. THE REST ARE SIMPLY THERETO HELP US GET-- - HE'S LYING TO YOU! THEY'RE JUST ACTING LIKETHEY'VE GIVEN UP, BUT IT'S A DOUBLE-BLUFF. - DUDE! DUDE! - THEY'RE GOING TO BETRAY YOUAT THE RED ROBIN WEDDING. HE GOT THE IDEA WATCHING GAME OF THRONES. - DUDE, SHUT [BEEPED] UP! - WHO IS THAT?- HE'S JUST THIS OLD CRAZY GUY THAT GETS PISSED OFF 'CAUSEI'M IN HIS GARDEN ALL THE TIME. - THEY'RE GOING TO LOCK YOU IN!- GODDAMN IT, SHUT UP! - HE TALKED ABOUT ITIN MY GARDEN TO, LIKE, THREE OTHER PEOPLE. THEY'RE GOING TO LOCK YOUIN THE RED ROBIN AND THEN GO GETALL THE XBOXES. THAT'S WHY HE WANTS YOU TOSTAY BACK FROM THE DOORS. - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELLTHE WHOLE WORLD EVERYTHING, HUH? WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYONEWHAT PROMETHEUS WAS ABOUT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT! - DID KYLE KNOW ABOUT THIS?- DUDE, WE'RE NOT GONNA BETRAY YOU--COME ON.DID YOU SEE PROMETHEUS? I DON'T THINK THE WRITERSEVEN KNEW WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT. - DID KYLE KNOW ABOUT THIS?- [sighs] KYLE THOUGHT OF IT. STAN! DUDE, HOLD ON. XBOX ONE IS [BEEPED] SWEET,DUDE. YOU'RE A [BEEPED] ASSHOLE!- [BEEPED] YOU! GET OUT OF MY GARDEN. - I'LL SHIT IN YOUR[BEEPED] GARDEN! - GO [BEEPED] YOURSELF!

- NILES LAWTONIS AT THE SCENE, AND IT'S ABOUT TIME, NILES. - THAT'S RIGHT, TOM.MALL OFFICIALS HAVE SAID THEY ARE READY,AND DOORS WILL OPEN AS SOON AS THEIR GUEST OF HONOR CUTS THE CEREMONIAL RED RIBBON. THIS YEAR'S RIBBON CUTTER IS,OF COURSE, GEORGE R.R. MARTIN, WHO, UH, DOESN'T APPEARTO HAVE SHOWN UP YET BUT SAYS HE IS ON HIS WAY. JUST LIKE THE DRAGONSAND ZOMBIES IN HIS NOVELS, HE IS ON HIS WAY. [dramatic, sweeping music] ♪ - NOW, JUST HOLD ON A MINUTE! I'M PRETTY DARN SURE THE FASTEST WAY BACK TO COLORADOISN'T ON HORSEBACK. - THAT MAY BE TRUE,BUT HORSES HAVE ONE QUALITY THAT IS UNMATCHED BYANY OTHER MODE OF TRANSITION. - WHAT'S THAT? AWWW!

- OKAY, COOL, CAN WE SET UPTHE TWO LAWN TABLES HERE LIKE FACING EACH OTHERAND THEN ANOTHER FOR THE BRIDEAND GROOM BACK THERE? - I HEARD A RUMOR.MAY I ASK... WHO IS ITTHAT'S GETTING MARRIED? - TOM HANKS AND BEYONCE. - IT'S REAL?IT'S FOR REAL? OH, MY GOD,I LOVE THEM. - YEAH. - SO BEYONCE'S NOT WITHJAY Z ANYMORE? - WELL, CLEARLY SHE WOULDN'T BEMARRYING TOM HANKS AT RED ROBIN IF SHE WAS.- GUYS, GUYS, NOT THOSE TABLES. GET THE GOOD TABLES.THIS IS VIP, OKAY? - HAS ANYONE HEARD FROMBUTTERS AND SCOTT MALKINSON? THE [BEEPED] ARE THEY?- CARTMAN, CARTMAN! I HEARD STAN SOMEHOWFOUND OUT ABOUT OUR PLAN. - YES, HE DID.- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK NOW! - SHH, SHH, SHH.IT'S FINE, KYLE. EVERYTHING'SBEEN TAKEN CARE OF. STAN WON'T BE TELLING ANYBODYANYTHING EVER AGAIN. - ABOUT WHAT THE HELLDID YOU DO? - WHAT HAD TO BE DONESO THAT WE CAN PLAY OUR GAMES ON XBOXES,KYLE! - NO. TELL ME YOU DIDN'T.

SO YOU CAN TALK TO HIMTHROUGH THE DOOR. - THANKS, MRS. MARSH.- AND KEEP IT SHORT. HE'S IN REAL TROUBLE. HE DEFECATEDIN A NICE OLD MAN'S GARDEN. - O-OKAY. [knocking]STAN? STAN?- HUH? HELLO? WHO'S THAT? - STAN, IT'S ME. - GET OUT OF HERE. - DUDE, I KNOW YOU'RE PISSEDAT ME RIGHT NOW. YOU GOTTA UNDERSTANDTHAT I DID IT BECAUSE I KNOW IN MY HEART THAT XBOX IS BETTERFOR ALL OF US. - YOU COMPLETELY BETRAYED THE LAST BIT OF FRIENDSHIPWE STILL HAD. - YOU WEREN'T PLAYING FAIR,DUDE. GETTING YOUR DAD TO WORKPART-TIME IN THE MALL WASN'T FAIR. - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WASWORKING AT THE MALL, KYLE. - YOU DIDN'T? - BUT YOU COULDN'TJUST ASK ME, BECAUSE XBOX PEOPLEDON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH. THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SEAMLESSMULTIMEDIA CONNECTIVITY. - I'M SORRY, STAN.I'M SORRY. THE WHOLE WAR HAS JUST GOT USSO SCREWED UP... I JUST WANT US TO BE PLAYING CALL OF DUTY ON THE RIGHT MACHINE. - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M NEVER PLAYING CALL OF DUTY WITH YOU AGAIN. - STAN, DON'T SAY THAT. - GET OUT OF HERE.I'M DONE WITH YOU. MOM!MOM! GET HIM OUT OF HERE! GET HIM OUT![cup rubbing against door]

THERE ARE ONLYSIX OF US NOW. PETERSON WAS A GREAT GUY, AND HE DID NOT DESERVETO GET BEHEADED LIKE THAT. NOW, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M SICK AND TIRED OFGETTING TO KNOW PEOPLE HERE, GETTING INVESTEDIN THEIR PERSONALITIES AND THEIR BACK STORIES,AND THEN HAVING THEM DIE. WHEN THOSE DOORS OPEN,WE ALL STICK TOGETHER. IF ANYONE PANICS,IT PUTS US ALL AT RISK. STAY TOUGH, ROOKIE. - WE'RE NOT GOING MAKE IT,SIR. - WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT! YOU'VE GOT A NEWBORNLITTLE GIRL WHO NEEDS HER DADDYTO MAKE IT. I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DIE,OKAY? - OKAY.- OKAY? - YES, SIR!YES, SIR. - NOT ONE MORE GOOD PERSONDIES ON MY WATCH. [crash] [overlapping shouting] - OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE COMING INTHROUGH THE ROOF! - I CAN'T DO THIS.I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THIS! - STAY AT YOUR POST! NO!NO! EVERYBODY REALLY LIKED HIM! NO!

- HERE WE GO, TOM. GEORGE R.R. MARTINHAS FINALLY ARRIVED TO CUT THE RED RIBBON. [crowd noise] - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,IT IS MY HONOR TO BE HERE THIS MORNING ON BEHALF OF SOUTH PARKMALL PARTNERS AND CHANNEL 9 NEWS, YOUR GO-TO SOURCE FOR NEWS,WEATHER, AND SPORTS. - JUST DO IT! - VERY WELL. IN THE TRADITION OF OURANCESTORS, LET'S RING IN THE HOLIDAYS! [crowd roar grows] BUT FIRST I'D LIKE TO SHAREWITH YOU A FEW WORDS ABOUT MY WIENER. [angry crowd reaction] - SORRY, GUYS,RED ROBIN IS CLOSED FOR A SPECIAL EVENT TODAY. - YEAH, WE KNOW.WE'RE WITH THE WEDDING. - OH, GREAT.GO RIGHT ON IN.

♪ - EVERYONE, EVERYONE,A BLACK FRIDAY TOAST. HOW AWESOMETHAT WE ARE ALL FRIENDS AGAIN. OUR TWO HOUSES BROUGHT TOGETHER. SOON WE WILL ALL HAVE OURPLAYSTATION 4s. [cheering] AND TO YOU, MY OLD FRIEND,PRINCESS KENNY. YOU REALLY LOOK STUNNING. NO DOUBT THE GODS HAVE SMILEDDOWN UPON YOUR PERKY BOOBS. - [giggles, muffled response] - NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,MY LADY, I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT. WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND OUT?- THE MALL ISN'T OPEN YET. THEY'RE WAITING FOR GEORGE R.R.MARTIN TO CUT THE RIBBON. - OKAY.THAT COULD BE A WHILE. ALL OUR MEN ARE READY. WHEN THE MALL OPENS,BLOW THE WHISTLE. WE'LL RUSH THROUGH THE DOORSAND LOCK THE SONY DORKS INSIDE. ALL RIGHT, NOW, I REALLY DONEED TO TAKE A SHIT. - OH, SOFT AND PINKWITH PURPLE HEAD, GENTLY, YOU LAY WITH MEON MY BED. - GET ON WITH IT,GEORGE R.R. MARTIN! - GROWL, GROWLCALLS THE WIENER FROM ON HIGH, A LITTLE TINY WIENERSTILL SO PLEASING TO THE EYE. - ENOUGH WITH THE WIENERSALREADY! - YEAH, COME ON! [flute music,tambourine continue] ♪ - CLYDE? WHERE THE HELL IS CLYDE?CLYDE? - PRINCESS KENNY,I BELIEVE IT'S TIME WE RETURN THE WIZARD'SHOSPITALITY. - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? - I'M SORRY, CARTMAN. THERE'S BEENA LITTLE CHANGE IN PLAN.

- SIR, KYLE, THEY'RE ABOUT TOOPEN THE MALL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I AM NO LONGER AN XBOX GUY. I LET MY FRIEND GET GROUNDED. BUT TODAY I WILL GET HIMA PLAYSTATION. - KYLE, THE PLAYSTATIONCONTROLLER SUCKS, AND YOU KNOW IT!- THE FIGHT IS OVER, CARTMAN. - IT'S NOT OVER. LOOKS LIKE I CAMEJUST IN TIME. - OH, BILL GATES, SWEET! IN YOUR FACE, KYLE! - YOU WILL NOT INTERFERE,BILL GATES! THESE CHILDRENWILL GET THEIR PS4s. - [muffled] - WAIT A MINUTE.HOW THE HELL DID THESE TWO GUYSEND UP HERE? - THEY'RE NOT PART OFYOUR BETRAYAL? - NO. THEY'RE NOT PARTOF YOUR BETRAYAL? - NO.WHOSE BETRAYAL IS THIS? [metal clinking] - WE'RE DONE WITH BETRAYALS. IT'S TIME TO PUT AN ENDTO THIS. - STAN?

TO UNLOCK THE DOORTO RED ROBIN TO LET SOME WEDDING PARTYINSIDE THE MALL. - SCREW THEM, THEY'LL HAVE TOFEND FOR THEMSELVES. WAIT, RED ROBIN WEDDING? WHO'S GETTING MARRIED? - TOM HANKS AND BEYONCE. - WHAT?! OH, MY GOD, EVERYONE LOVES TOM HANKSAND BEYONCE! I GOTTA SAVE THEM! - I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RETRYING TO DO, KYLE, BUT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.THIS ISN'T OUR WAR, YOU GUYS. IT NEVER WAS. WE'VE BEEN PITTED AGAINST EACHOTHER BY TWO COMPANIES FOR THE SAKE OF MARKETING. THAT'S WHY THEY WANTLINES AROUND THE BLOCK. BECAUSE THEY WANT A WARTO PROMOTE THEIR PRODUCT. THEY DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHATKIND OF FRIENDSHIPS IT COSTS. YOU TWO WANT A WAR SO BAD,THEN YOU [BEEPED] FIGHT. - EH? SO... - THEN LET'S FINISH IT,YOU AND ME, RIGHT HERE. - [speaking Japanese] - WINNER TAKE ALL. - OH, DUDE,THIS IS PRETTY SWEET. - THEN LET THIS BEYOUR LAST FIGHT, BILL GATES. - HEY, FELLAS,WHAT DID I MISS?

JUDGE IT BY ITS SIZE. RUB IT THREE TIMES,AND IT HAS A SURPRISE. - THAT'S IT, YOU'RE NOTDELAYING THIS ANYMORE, YOU WIENER-LOVING BITCH! - [gasps] [crowd roars] - HAPPY HOLIDAYS, RICK. - AND TO YOU, MY FRIEND. [crashing sounds,objects shattering] - GRAB IT, REBECCA, GRAB IT! - KISS MY FAT VAGINA! - GIVE ME THAT CAMERA.- GIVE IT UP! - GET BACK,GET OUT OF MY WAY. [cell phone rings] COMMANDER MARS. - DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SONIS SUPPOSED TO BE GROUND AND HE SNUCK OUTTO GO TO RED ROBIN? - WHAT? STAN'S AT THE RED ROBINWEDDING TOO? OH, GOD,I REALLY CARE ABOUT HIM. [rock music] - THIS IS OVER.NOW YOU DIE! [panting] IT'S OVER.XBOX WINS! - YAY, XBOX WINS.YAY. - STAN, YOU'RE ALIVE! I SAVED YOU! IT'S OKAY, BEYONCE,THE FIGHT'S OVER. YOU CAN STILL SHOP.[groans] - [panting]GO ON, KIDS. GO GET YOUR XBOXes.

♪ - CAN ELMO SMELLYOUR GENITALS? ♪ - HAPPY HOLIDAYS, GUYS.WHAT CAN YOU INTEREST YOU IN? - WE'D LIKE TO GET XBOX ONESPLEASE. - GOOD CHOICE. - TOM,THE SHOPPING FRENZY IS OVER, AND IT LOOKS LIKEMICROSOFT'S NEW XBOX ONE IS THIS YEAR'S HOT ITEM. NO DOUBT THIS WILLSECURE ITS PLACE AS THE GO-TO NEXT GEN CONSOLE. BLACK FRIDAY IS IS OVER. THERE'S BEEN DEATH, VIOLENCE, HORRIBLE HUMAN BEHAVIOR, AND THE BIG WINNER HEREDECIDEDLY IS CHANNEL 9 NEWS.