Jeff, my man, we can't believe you a) made this public and b) put this in writing. Not only has our Hot List testing showed that, yes, a new driver can make you a better player, but half of marriages end in divorce. Your love of golf, while waning at times, is forever. Oh, and your Broncos contract says you're going to make $705,000 in 2018. Unless you're renting out Oprah's Telluride manor and housing eight steaks per meal, we're guessing you can pony up for a $400 driver. So congrats, you're stupid on three fronts.