Greg Hardy is sorry for whatever you want him to be.

The living, breathing symbol of the NFL’s domestic violence problem is attempting an NFL comeback, yet again tossing a rag and a few scrubs to clean up his image. He’s the star of the developmental Spring League in West Virginia, a camp for NFL formerly weres and wannabes to put themselves on the league’s radar. The 28-year-old is contrite about his NFL exit, about his disastrous 2015 season in Dallas, where he lived up to his controversial billing by driving his coaches and teammates mad.

For the May 2014 incident, which left his former girlfriend with bruises all over her body, in which he allegedly threw her atop a futon with rifles atop it, for which he was found guilty of assault in a bench trial until the charges were dropped after the victim stopped cooperating?

Sure, he can be sorry for that if that’s what you need to hear.

“Guilty? I mean, the United States of America said I wasn’t,” he told Bleacher Report in a revealing feature published Tuesday. “But apologetic, most definitely. I’m sorry for anything I did wrong. I never wanted to do anything wrong.”

Hardy is once again cleaning up his social media feeds, sending out pictures of his everyday football boot camp, where’s he’s just like anyone else who has to do laundry. He shows on Instagram how he’s helping younger players pick up NFL technique. He’ll say and do whatever you want to get him back into the good graces of the football public, so maybe another team will take a chance on a 6’4, 280-pound monster coming around the edge, a guy who racked up 40 sacks in 52 games spread throughout five seasons — four of which came with the Panthers.

“I’m kind of on the black side of things right now, with the perception of my persona,” said Hardy, who hasn’t played since 2015. “It’s hard to fight the fans. You can’t be right about somebody if you don’t know them — that’s just a basic common decency fact. But nobody wants to attest to that, so I have to show that Greg Hardy is not a f–king psychopath. And I say f–king because it’s that extreme. I want people to see that, instead of reading and believing the latest stories.”

The latest stories — the ones after the alleged assault — include shoving and screaming his way off the Cowboys, turning to MMA as an alternative career when the NFL wasn’t biting, then getting busted for coke.

But he’s sorry for his Dallas stint — “That was just me getting back into the swing of things, realizing where I was” — and the NFL heard the one apology he’s willing to give.

“I didn’t come specifically to see [Hardy], but watching him play I was like, ‘OK, not bad’,” an AFC scout who attended the Spring League told Bleacher Report. “His abilities in the past have basically no bearing on his current value, so I’m saying to myself, ‘Let me see how he plays.'”