This surprisingly isn’t the post you’re thinking it is. You’re thinking it’s how you’re feeling or how to get back on your feet when life kicks you in the guts. Sorry, but I’m talking about something quite different. The Sims.

So a little update on my current game featuring Stacy Schwartz: She is now Stacy Scroggins. Not the most attractive name but she thought the person with that name was attractive and she decided to marry him. She completed her degree at university and is now at the top of the Education career. They’ve moved into a neat little 4 bedroom (now 5) home and have two kids. Their first daughter is Aiyana Scroggins and she is their biggest disappointment. She aims to be the master of evil and she skips school on a regular basis and has no friends. Sounds like me. Wait no. I didn’t skip school. And I had one friend. Moving on. I’m also convinced this demon daughter is possessed due to the CC (custom content) I’ve downloaded.

So here’d the thing with CCs. Most of the time, you can download for free (legally, mind you) new hairstyles and clothes and even worlds that other players have created. Sometimes, someone has no clue what their doing and the result is a complete flop. There are other things that do work…But only on adults. That’s where shit gets creepy. I mean, I shouldn’t be complaining because it still works right? It’s just not completely attractive. I’ve heard there are ways to fix these bugs but, in all honesty, I enjoy the odd giggle and keep them on there.

Back to the Scroggins, they have another daughter called Deven (I randomly got the names from Google, no judge pls). She’s still a toddler but I’m hoping she isn’t quite like Aiyana when she grows up. No offence Aiyana but you need to sort yourself out. I can’t quite remember if I covered this last time but they also adopted a kitten. Her name is Luna because she’s white and fat just like the moon. That’s the only name I came up with myself. I also forgot to mention that Mr Scroggins’ first name is Shayne. He met Stacy at her fourth term at uni and she cheated on Walter Fullman and they got married, did the dance with no pants, now they have kids, aaaaand I think they hate themselves.

So that’s my sims update. More to come soon!

Larne