Insufficient Funds Giveaway, Parents Edition

Someone’s about to get a raise in their allowance. We’re giving away $3,000 for one lucky parent to give their kid. Three thousand dollars to a kid is as good as 3 bajillion dollars. If they’re small enough, they can’t count to either. Here are some real baller purchase ideas for your new tycoon tyke: Elmo fur coat (made from real Elmos), Gucci pull-up diapers, Power Wheels fleet, Birthday clown for a week, a fat crib (actual crib), 20,000 pieces of string cheese, 600 pony rides. We're just getting started.