It has since been determined that rather than inheriting physical alterations, SCP-4966 is able to access the memories of a deceased human by consuming them. In addition, SCP-4966 gains the ability to speak in a high pitch, although its sentence complexity is comparable to that of a young child. Speech is lost upon regurgitation, but the memories of a consumed individual are retained.

Developed Alterations: No physical alterations were observed. Upon consumption, SCP-4966 emitted several strained vocalizations before speaking in slightly incoherent English. SCP-4966 began commenting on the construction of its furniture, claiming that its provided bedding material was far below standard requirements for domestic pets.

Introduced Corpse: The corpse of D-01763, who was an upholsterer prior to her incarceration.

Following this discovery, a raid on Site-17 was conducted by operatives of GoI-003 (“Chaos Insurgency”) where operatives attempted to gain access to SCP-4966’s chamber among other anomalous objects. Once the raid was repelled, a damaged Insurgency document was discovered among the corpses that gave detailed information regarding several anomalous objects, including SCP-4966. SCP-4966 was provided with the corpses of several GoI-003 members in the hopes of discovering how this information was acquired. A transcript of the interview conducted with SCP-4966 has been provided below.

Interviewed: SCP-4966

Interviewer: Dr. Randall Bannock

Additional Information: Due to a lack of relevant information, 2 hours and 14 minutes of the interview have been excluded. For a full transcript of the interview, see Document-4966-IV.

<BEGIN LOG>

Dr. Bannock: SCP-4966, can we please get back to the subject at hand.

SCP-4966: I want a munchy.

Dr. Bannock: You’ve already been given seven biscuits. You’ll get some after we’ve finished the interview.

SCP-4966: No, I want a munchy now.

Dr. Bannock: (Holding his head in his hands) SCP-4966, this would go much smoother if you simply cooperated.

SCP-4966: I want a better bed too. The one you guys have is lumpy. Make a bed out of munchies so I can eat it when I get hungry.

Dr. Bannock: SCP-4966, if you answer the question, I’ll give you another biscuit.

SCP-4966: (Pauses) If I get the good munchies this time.

Dr. Bannock: How did the Insurgency know where you were?

SCP-4966: The red shooty people? They found the room with my name on it.

Dr. Bannock: (Sigh) How did they know that was your item number?

SCP-4966: I was in the room, so the room had my name. They made lots of banging on the door and noisy noises. I was sleeping but it was too loud and the bed was lumpy.

Dr. Bannock: Your new bed is coming soon. Ho-

SCP-4966: How soon?

Dr. Bannock: Tomorrow. How did they know where the building was?

SCP-4966: Munchy.

(SCP-4966 is given a biscuit. The biscuit is consumed by SCP-4966 without chewing. No matter is regurgitated.)

SCP-4966: The pat people who visit me. They tell the red people stuff through the head parts.

Dr. Bannock: (Pauses ) The head p- never mind. Can you be more specific? Who are the pat people?

SCP-4966: Um, lots of people give me pats. The white coat woman who gives me the toys is nice, I like her. She gave me the ball with the bell in it and it makes a ringy noise. The orange person that gives me lots of pats, but its face keeps being different between pat times. It gives me pats though so it’s a good orange. Um, you give me munchies and smell like a cake and that’s a good munchy. Also, you said you were gonna get me a good bed, bu-

Dr. Bannock: Which one of the pat people told the red people about you?

SCP-4966: Munchy

Dr. Bannock: I’ll give you a biscuit if you tell me.

SCP-4966: But I want munchy now.

Dr. Bannock: If you tell me now, I’ll give you two biscuits.

SCP-4966: Um… the orange person sometimes. They use the head parts so you don’t get distracted from doing scribbles on the board you have like you’re doing right now. That looks real hard.

Dr. Bannock: What do you mean by the head parts? Do you know anything about that?

SCP-4966: Munchy.

(SCP-4966 is given two biscuits.)

SCP-4966: I think they use their head squishies? Like the one in the red guy I munched, and the one in the spiky stripey, but that one wasn’t too good.

Dr. Bannock: Do you mean their brains?

(SCP-4966 nods.)

SCP-4966: Yea, they used the head squishies to talk.

Dr. Bannock: Ok, what did they use in their brains to talk?

SCP-4966: Um, I don’t know about squishy parts. I think the big part that looks like a watermelon is used to talk. I’m not a organ psychic.

Dr. Bannock: Lets put it this way. Do you remember the, um, “orange person” that you ate?

(SCP-4966 nods.)

Dr. Bannock: What about their brain was different from the red people’s brains?

SCP-4966: Um… the orange person was colder and was kinda too mushy. The red people had lots more stuff about shooty guns, but I don’t like to hurt people so I say no thank you, mister. The orange person had a lot more about like being stuck in a room, and I don’t think they ever got to taste the crispy crunch of a munchy which is sad.

Dr. Bannock: Yes, that’s quite sad. Was there anything in the red people’s brain about how they talked to the orange person?

SCP-4966: I don’t think they could talk to the orange person because I already ate them.

Dr. Bannock: No, the ones that would pet you.

SCP-4966: (Pauses ) Um, one second. I’m gonna do a real big think.

Dr. Bannock: Take your time.

(SCP-4966 sat in silence for several minutes, occasionally making confused vocalizations.)

SCP-4966: I think I found something from the red people, but it’s a bit scrambly and they use some big words I don’t know.

Dr. Bannock: Just do the best you can.

SCP-4966: I think they’re hungry and they want to get some snacks for their sleepover.

Dr. Bannock: I’m sorry?

SCP-4966: They keep saying words about sonic chips, but they aren’t eating any chips and I’m confused… wait I think the orange people had the sonic chips already. Maybe they forgot them at the store ‘cause they’re saying stuff about not noticing the sonic chips. I want munchy sonic chips like the orange person gets.

Dr. Bannock: Can you tell me which orange people can talk with the outside people?

SCP-4966: … Can I have sonic chips for munchies?