This recently discovered element promises to be a boon for the entertainment industry. Already we know that high levels of the element of surprise can occur naturally in everyday objects such as jokes about interrupting cows, guerilla warfare, and M Night Shyamalan movies. Also, however, it appears to be almost mystical in nature - although this is really most likely to be some not yet understood quantum phase - wherein the element of surprise seems to actually manifest itself when everyday subjects utter "I wonder how old this is" while retrieving objects from the backs of refridgerators. Similar results may be observed when uttering "I bet he's friendly. I'll pet him and show you."

Science is a many splendid thing.

MOO!

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