There's a new grassroots candidate making strides in the presidential election – and he wants to give everyone in America a free pony. Vermin Supreme garnered over 240 votes in the Democratic contest in Tuesday's New Hampshire primary with 89 percent of precincts reporting, the Daily News reports.

Supreme's campaign is built on "four basic platform planks": mandatory tooth-brushing laws, time-travel research, zombie preparedness, and free ponies for all Americans. (You must have your pony with you at all times.)

According to Supreme, he's been able to rise to the top of the "over 1,500 people that are running for president" because of "several simple, yet elegant and very effective measures ... for example, wearing a rubber boot upside-down on one's head."

