I got home from campus and my wife told me that I'd gotten a package. My gifter had let me know to expect my gift to arrive today, so I was really excited!

The box seemed a little big for a mug, and I tore into it. I could not believe how awesome my gifter was. The contents of the box were:

One brass knuckles mug. (See if anyone tries to steal my coffee now).

One fuel gauge mug. It's heat sensitive, so as you add tea or coffee, the fuel indicator goes from empty to full.

One rubber ducky tea infuser. I used to have a tea ball, but it disappeared, and this one is infinitely more awesome. You put the tea in the basket, attach the basket to the duck, and the duck genially floats your tea in your mug.

One French press coffee pot. More on why this is so awesome momentarily.

I was stunned that someone would send a complete stranger so much awesomeness.

And then the doorbell rang. It was the UPS man again. He had two more boxes!