Thankless Thanksgiving is the main quest from the Thanksgiving 2013 Event. This quest starts with the unlocking of Sacagawea Lisa. Completion of this quest unlocks the Turkey.

Character Dialogue

"Hey Apu! Turkey me!"

"Oh but that I could turkey you, Mr. Homer."

"Unfortunately none of my ususal brands of turkeys were delivered. Not the Butterbutts, not the Gobbler Deluxe, not even a single Drumstick King."

"If you want a Thanksgiving turkey, your only hope is to go to a farm and buy one."

"You mean... ME turkey me?"

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"Hey Cletus, hook me up with your fattest most juicy turkey!"

"Want me to kill it and pluck it for ya?"

"Why should you have all the fun? I've got a beheading axe in the car... barely used."

"Well, the turkey's out back. Don't forget to drain the blood."

"Please. Ending the life of turkeys by draining their blood is my life blood."