Move over, Chicago. Let the Big D handle this Houston hoopla.

Workers in Texas' worst city installed a sculpture this week that looks an awful lot like Chicago's iconic "bean."

British artist Anish Kapoor designed the two works. Chicago's Cloud Gate is a big reflective shape that sits on its side. Houston's Cloud Column is a big reflective shape that sits on its end. Both are great for selfies.

But folks in the Windy City didn't take too kindly to the new sculpture. Houston will soon overtake Chicago as the nation's third-largest city, and Chicagoans considered the sculpture a move onto their turf. Tweets and newspaper columns sparked a war of words between the two cities.

"If being surrounded by a cultureless abyss insufficiently communicates to confused tourists that they are in Houston, the bean's verticality will therefore act as an additional reminder of their poor life choices," writes the Chicago Tribune.

Listen, we are all about calling out Houston as an inferior city. For Dallasites, throwing shade on Houston is a solemn responsibility. Their muggy weather, awful traffic and unsightly sprawl are just part of why we hate Houston.

Chicago, don't you dare take this from us. We can take care of keeping Houston in its place just fine on our own thankyouverymuch.

Houston: Your air smells. The Astrodome is overrated. Trying to drive in your city is a nightmare. The Rockets are lame.

Chicago: Hot dogs are for children. Good luck with those snowstorms. That cheesy casserole is not a pizza. How 'bout them Cowboys.

Speaking of America's Team, Sky Mirror at AT&T Stadium is clearly the best Kapoor sculpture around. Installed in 2013, it is nothing like Houston or Chicago's weird bean-shaped sculptures.

People are leaving Chicago in droves for our fine city. Houston is literally The Worst. The two cities can bicker all they want, but we know life (and reflective artwork) is better in the Big D.