This week, Matt is adventureteased by a whole different king, Chris gets straight Tolkien-ed up a tree, and Michelle has absolutely had it with the both of them.

Also, Matt challenges Chris to a thrilling new quiz experience (it’s like the usual thing but BACKWARDS), Chris challenges Matt right back to a hot hot castle-themed round of Surprise Karaoke, Ron Donbadil is out there, Chris develops a superpower to predict Castle Sad Facts, and you guys CUTE DOGGYS!

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Original illustrations by Paul Granger.

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