Drinking games - Star Wars Drinking Game.

To play the Star Wars Drinking Game, you will need:

The Star Wars Trilogy (one movie for a short game) An ample supply of your favorite beverage. A really good sound system, so the explosions seem to happen all around you. Kapow! (optional)

Begin by inserting your weatherbeaten "Star Wars" videotape into the big slot on your VCR. Dim the lights for dramatic effect, and play the tape. The game begins right as "20th Century Fox" appears on the screen.

Once the game has begun, you watch the movie for the listed events. Every time one of them occurs, everybody takes a sip of their drink.

Drink when:

Someone has a bad feeling about this.

It's their only hope.

An entire planet is described as having one climate.

Somebody gets choked.

A woman other than Leia is on screen

An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts.)

Somebody's hand gets cut off.

A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.

There is a tremor in the Force.

It's not someone's fault

One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing

A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks

Someone exclaims "No!"

Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea

Twice if it's not Han

Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end

Someone is mind-controled using the Force

People kiss

A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black

Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)

Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray

Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen

An elaborately made up alien has no lines

Someone or something tries to get money from Han

Some ship crashes into something after being hit.

Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)

An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people. (Fourteen seconds. Count'em.)

It is Luke's destiny.

Luke whines.

Luke discovers a long-lost relative.

Luke fights monsters or savages.

Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.

Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.

Luke is upside-down

Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time

Twice if they speak to each other

Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed

Luke refuses to take someone's advice

Luke yells "Artooooo!"

Leia insults somebody.

Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands

Twice if it covers her neck

Three times if she's almost totally nude

Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.

Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.")

Han brags about the Millenium Falcon.

Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.

Something doesn't work on the Falcon

Twice if it's the hyperdrive

Yoda uses bad grammar.

Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.

R2-D2 gets thrashed.

R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around.

C-3PO loses a body part. (Take two drinks if he is completely dismembered.)

C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with

A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white

Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)

A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."

A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."

Tarkin brags about the Death Star.

Game source: Jeremy