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If you're reading this, it's probably safe to assume you're a bit of a football nerd.

It's OK - so are we. We know the pain of being shamed, embarrassed and judged for your obsessive attention to football's details. But fear not - Row Zed is a safe place, where visitors are free to celebrate their geekery.

That's why we feel confident that we can share this with you, without being mocked for it.

If you're anything like us, the current league table in Finland's top flight will have you weeping with joy:

It's a statistical quirk. It won't last. And it will eventually have no bearing on anything - not even Finnish football.

But the mathematical beauty of seeing each team in the Veikkausliiga (to give it its proper title) separated by a single point is , well… what would you say to this, Dave?

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