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PANEL 1:

— Welcome to the DEPRESSION OLYMPICS!!! In the pink trunks we have our current champion!

PANEL 2:

— … and in the blue trunks, we have our challenger! WHO will emerge tonight as our reigning Master of Melancholy?

SFX: DING DING

PANEL 3:

— I’ve been admitted overnight and —

— Well, I’ve been institutionalized TWICE …

— … and I’m on THREE DIFFERENT MEDS!

SFX: DING DING DING

PANEL 4:

— The winner and champion! Retains the right to talk about depression!

— Is THAT what this is about?