Science is mostly about white people staring, usually at colored liquids, but also sometimes at chickens and grass — at least, according to stock photos. So real scientists on Twitter are posting their favorite representation fails with the hashtag #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob.

The whole thing started when Nicole Paulk, a biochemistry and biophysics professor at the University of California, San Francisco, was working on a presentation. “I was trying to find stock images that aren’t too stuffy and more realistic, that don’t show us with tweed jackets and elbow patches,” she says.

Instead, she found a scientist peering deeply at a chunk of dry ice. “No one on the planet, even a dry ice scientist, would ever do this,” she says — so she tweeted it. Turns out, there are a lot more photos where this came from. So science blogger and former chemist Yvette d’Entremont came up with the hashtag, #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob.

And friends, there’s a lot of staring. And also some rock nuzzling. It gets weird.

This stock image of a scientist is PRICELESS. I too often find myself inspecting each nugget of dry ice one by one. Can never be too careful pic.twitter.com/f1HrDgobuK — Nicole K. Paulk (@Nicole_Paulk) April 24, 2018

‘What the f*ck is this?’ One of the key questions biologists like me try to answer on a daily basis by staring intensely at coloured liquids #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/7fRqLm08xP — Erin Williams (@DrErinWill) April 25, 2018

I think someone put something in the seminar cookies.#BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/pvgpLufQpS — Layla Katiraee (@BioChicaGMO) April 28, 2018

Cleanup in the biosafety level 4 lab, please.

Freehand pour Very Dangerous Blue Liquid (VDBL) from a beaker into tiny tube in a rack you hold with your other hand. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob

Mandatory eye and respiratory protection, because VDBL. pic.twitter.com/zS22pCRWSt — Kate Adamala (@KateAdamala) April 25, 2018

Don’t blink, or the chicken wins.

Geologists’ secret rock-nuzzling technique, revealed.

Useful tips to identify minerals in the field. Step one: Rub your face against it. Step two: contemplate your future life together. #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/uNMAvt1FMr — Philip Staudigel (@Carbonateman) April 25, 2018

If you can’t figure out what the chemical is after touching it with your bare skin — well, you could always sip it. (Don’t. Do not do this.)

The hourglass is state of the art scientific equipment. At least she’s wearing her personal protective equipment to watch grass grow, right?

In science, you have to use all your senses: