We the people of the great United States of America bring forth this petition in hopes it will restore a little integrity and dignity to our nation. Amy Schumer recently did an interview with BBC Newsnight wherein she state she would leave the United States if Donald J. Trump was elected president, well that time has come and it has come to light that Amy has rescinded her statement. Knowing that miss Schumer is a comedienne, let not her honesty be the only thing we laugh at. In an attempt to make America as great as possible we bring this petition in a hope to have Amy honor her word, not only will her departure make America greater, it will even make Amy greater by keeping her honest.

Thank you for your time and consideration,

Sincerely,

America.