After having an all out argument with Capital One where my card was used fraudulently - they decided because I take care of my card then it MUST be my fault.



So they passed it over to Debitas who have written the normal threatening letters, so I have written to them asking for the CCA etc. They have been calling persistently now for weeks - so today I decided to have some fun:



Debitas: Hello can I speak to Mr X

Me: You are

Debitas: Ok, can you confirm your date of birth

Me: Nope

Debitas: Sorry

Me: You're forgiven

Debitas: Sorry

Me: ...

Debitas: I guess you know what this is about - call us back (hangs up)



Call 2:

Debitas: Hello can I speak to Mr X

Me: Who?

Debitas: Mr X

Me: Why would you like to speak to him?

Debitas: Sorry...?

Me: You're forgiven

Debitas: Is this Mr X

Me: Oh, well why don't you tell me your name first

Debitas: That's irrelevant

Me: But if you want to get to know me then it's only right I get to know you as well

Debitas: (hangs up)



Call 3:

Debitas: Hello, can I speak to Mr X

Me: He's dead

Debitas: Oh, can you send us a copy of the death certificate?

Me: Nope - I don't know who you are

Debitas: We are Debitas Legal Services part of the capital one group

Me: And...?

Debitas: Erm, give me a sec (hangs up)



Call 4:

Debitas: Hello, can I...

Me: (interupting) I was just sleeping

Debitas: Can I speak to...

Me: (interupting) What, I'm going back to sleep (hangs up)



Call 5:

Debitas: Hello, can I speak to Mr X

Me: Only if I can speak to Santa Claus

Debitas: Sorry (hangs up)



I'm getting to enjoy this now - what other questions should I ask?







Treat others as you would like to be treated :A

