AN hey guys i tried to put lots of detail in this one. hope you enjoy! also DO NOT TELL ME THE END OF HOMESTUCK OK

laura and i went to lunch. we planned it in advance and i was excited now that we were married we had hardly ha time for eahc other. she walked in holding her hands with her husband and i rolled my eyes because i just wanted it to be be girls night.

the person she was married to, her husband,w as equius. it was actually kind of sweet beecause equius hated cursing and premaritial sex because he met laura and laura was so punk rock because she met equius but they tamed each other and now laura was significantly less punk rock and equius was more chill and he even said things like ass and doodoo and puke and sometimes he said worse words than that but then he started to hit himself. laura did not like it when eequius hit himself because he was so strong he would break his own bones. i was still mad that equius hurt me that one time because i thoiught his friend nepeta was the sburb gossip person.

it turns out the red swirl who wrote for sburb gossip was aradia and that she loved gissip and starting trouble.

sometimes she would trip people in the hall because she was so miserable and bored with life and needed entertainment.

equius shakingly drank some tea in a tiny mug in his hand. i glared at him angrily while i enjoyed a delicious cookie with a caramel center.

laura asked me if i wanted to get a tattoo and i said no. she said she didnt want one either now that she was much less punk rock. even her hair was less punk rock because it was a blue fashion mullet and not a pink mohawk like it was before she met equius and became less punk rock.

i thought about eridans tattoo for me hornily and started to imagine his biceps and how they looked when he masturbates for me when i am on his period. he didnt like blood unless it was a fish so he just let me watch me him masturbate and it was sooo hot i wished i was pregnant just so i didnt have amy period.

then i got sad because my baby died and eridan was so upset by it.

i frowned and didnt even care that the lunch lady meenah was handing us free food.

i sighed into the bbq chicken with fried rice and just then i noticed someone chewing very loudly behind me.

it was terezi and she was eating a watermelon with her mouth open and i could ear it curnching in her mouth over and over again. ever since she got into the beatles and anime she stopped being polite because anime and the sixtys made her want to smoke human weed.

her tumblr was now just a loot of pot stuff with sixties sstuff and anime quotes. she was so annoying now and always smelled like mairjuana

she was breathing down my neck so i slapped her and she punched me.

just then eridan came in. his cape was flowing as he ran to save me from the floor under the table. he was so gorgeous and muscular and his purple steak in his hair flowed wit the air. he took me up from under the table and scrammed LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE YOU HARLAT which made everyione gasp because no one knew we were married except us

laura got so angry she shot up from the table and walked off with rage. eridan followed her and was telling her to calm down while i looked at eridan with disbelief that he said that. laura and ewquius left and i kissed eridan because i was angry even though i was horny af from his new outfit.

everyone could not stop talking about me and eridan being married so eridan shouted that he was kidding and people went back tot heir food. dirk still looked suspiscious but jake was waiing for his next spoonful of pudding which was vanilla and cookie so he just stopped being supicious.

eridan and i ate the lunch for four people but it was no problem because we both have big appetites even though we are always thin.

terezi came back and she was mad so we gave her a meal since she always had the munchies.

she went up to eridan and licked his neck which annoyed me but he just shook his head and ate more salad

gamezee tried to join us but i was so horny and gamzee was my bff so he always knew when i was horny and i didnt want him telling eridan how horny i am.

just then, somebody walked it...

IT WAS DAVE!