[general gruff voice]

Explosive Employment!

Greetings, Maggots! You are about to leave your civilian life of high unemployment and begin a new life of Explosive Employment!

Cuts to military and defense contracting budgets mean fewer jobs, so it naturally follows that increasing those budgets means more jobs!

Prepare yourself for a two trillion dollar explosion!

Remember! Government spending on sissy civilian jobs programs does not work and increases the deficit!

Government spending on military and defense contracting budgets works! And leads to jobs!

You will be employed as builders or operators of things that shoot, blow up, fire, zap, transport, fly, float or flatten!

You will be deployed to places like Iran, Syria, Somalia, Whateveristan and wherever there are jobs to be had!

If bombing Iran means jobs, invading and occupying Iran means more jobs!

I repeat! Civilian stimulus does not work!

Building infrastructure at home weakens our ability to bomb and rebuild infrastructure abroad!

Do not stand in the way of Explosive Employment!

Why grow the deficit with a government job at an inner city school when you can employ and deploy the entire inner city!

Explosive Employment: because war is job one! Now get out there and explode!!!!!

