My Secret Santa has kindly decided to prepare me for my first ranging mission beyond the wall.

First up: my favorite flavor Cliff Bars to provide me with critical energy why I scale the icy mountains. I will not be caught without food in whiteout conditions, thanks to this ample supply.

Second: A field guide to the dangers that lie beyond, and the goings on of the kingdom I have sworn to defend (I've already cracked it open and plowed through a few hundred pages). With the knowledge accumulated in this book, I'm sure to return to base in one piece. Although, it may be the start of a new addiction...

Third: A gyroscope. Everyone knows the wildlings beyond the wall are Luddites. With this gift, I'll be able to convince them with simple science that I am more powerful than they can ever imagine. Also, I can play with it when I get tired of having arrows shot at my sorry hide.

Many thanks to my secret santa! These gifts are absolutely lovely. :)