

Scarlett Johansson’s life is at a crossroads. She has just been discarded by her husband Ryan Reynolds, and now without a man to guide her she is lost.





However, even though Scarlett has failed as a wife there is still hope for her. Her titties are large and bountiful, she could nurse many strong Muslim babies with her milk. If Scarlett Johansson could just learn to act properly I am sure a kindly Muslim man would consider taking her and luscious boobies as a nurse maid, or maybe even as his third wife.





I have compiled Scarlett Johansson’s top 12 sexy gifs, and will criticize her behavior in them so that she may learn how to conduct herself according to the teachings of Allah, and one day achieve the dream of being a breeding device for a Muslim man. Allahu Akbar!







No matter what the situation, a woman jiggling her tits is never permitted. Scarlett has a lot to learn about struggling like a lady.





That is not how you use an exercise ball! She’ll never get in shape like that, and come planting season she’ll be unable to work the plow!





Scarlett Johansson is a whore! It is never OK for a woman to be fondled unless it is by her husband or a male relative.





More of the same whorish behavior in this one. The only thing I can say in her defense is that at least Scarlett turns and presents her ass like a baboon in heat. Allah despises foreplay.





Ugh were do I begin with this one. Women are not allowed to speak in public, and they are definitely not allowed to have their tits hanging out like this. Wear the burka!





Scarlett Johansson needs to learn to sit like a proper lady, which is to say prostrating herself at the foot of a man with her eyes cast downward.





Scarlett needs to learn that when a man is forcing himself on her she must not struggle because she was asking for it. She should have to work off the cost of that shirt.





Why is Scarlett Johansson laying naked in bed? Do they not make sleeping burkas in America?





When having sex with a man there should be no kissing… or eye contact.





Scarlett had her boob groped in public which is to be expected when dressed like a whore. I can not emphasize enough how important the burka is, but I will continue to try.





Naked in a pool! Where is her swimming burka?