As there is nothing so sweet and good-natured that it cannot be improved with hardcore sex, Parks And Recreation now has its own XXX porn parody titled Porks And Recreation—a name settled on only after Parks And Procreation was deemed too “Jesus-y,” presumably. (“We’re not trying to populate the Earth and establish man’s dominion over the fish of the sea and birds of the heavens here, guys. We just want people to fuck on camera”—possible production notes on the rejected title.)


Anyway, Porks And Recreation has all the faithfulness to the source material one would expect from a company that apparently saw a few minutes of the sitcom once and realized it had a blonde woman in it, ergo it would make an amazing porn: Beyond its surprisingly authentic Ron Swanson stand-in, the awesomely named Dick Chibbles—who gets one of surely several obligatory jokes about “wood” out of the way in this safe-for-work trailer—and “Ben’s” penchant for gingham, there's a lot of artistic license taken, in the sense that porn has that. For example, Porks’ Tom Haverford is now a woman with an entrepreneurial spirit as big as her breasts. The rest of the cast, meanwhile, appears to be completely absent.

That means there’s no Ann, April, Andy, Donna, Chris, or Jerry, nor is there a meta appearance from Brandi Maxxxx, a Perd Hapley spouting incredibly literal dirty talk, or even Councilman Jamm, whose “You got Jammed” catchphrase would never be more appropriate. Of course, it’s possible they’re all being saved for Part 2, which—much like the second season of Parks—is where all the characters really come together. Ha ha, porn innuendos.