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Welcome to the Drawfee Room .

Here you are in a clean box. The walls won’t stay pristine white for long but we fully expect that. Most visitors like to defecate, urinate, or menstruate in a childish show of rebellion. Please don’t do this. This will only serve to make you suffer. We do not want you to suffer. We want you to enjoy your stay here. This is supposed to be a pleasant and magical experience. We wish to grant you an insight into your fandom. That is, after all, what you signed up for. Isn’t it?

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Thank you for your cooperation. Please listen to the following instructions before you begin:

In the box on the desk are several items. Next to the box is the Activation Portal. For the Drawfee Room your portal will appear above the Drawfee mug . In order to open the portal, you must use any items from the box in tandem with the Drawfee mug .

In order to test your fandom knowledge and fully enjoy the experience we will not tell you the recipes for entering different dimensions. You may experiment as you please.

When you are finished exploring you may exit.

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You may begin.



