Hillary Will Offer Personal, Candid Rehash of All Her Scripted Robotic Excuses in New Book "What Happened"

How 'bout that title, huh?

Hillary has a real gift for catchy pith, doesn't she? "I'm with her." "Stronger together."

"What happened."

She's a poet made of nothing but heart and laser-light.

David Harsanyi explains:

[T]he reasons Why It Happened are pretty clear. First of all, no one really likes you. I don�t say this out of political or personal malice. I assume few people like me, either. But being inherently unlikeable is an awkward attribute to have when you have designs on public office... Now, granted, this might have something to do with your long history of corruption, mendacity and malleable political principles. Or maybe it�s just something about your personality. Whatever the case, no amount of whataboutism regarding Donald Trump can erase living history. It�s also probably difficult for voters to be stirred by someone who wants to be president as badly as you do. The ambition, it oozes from you. And because you�ll say anything polls tell you to say, you are extraordinarily uninspiring. Your politics are a sort of a lagging indicator. By the time you embrace them, the moment has passed us by. ... Some politicians can get over their shadiness and disagreeable nature by excelling at retail politics and/or strategic thinking. You�re not that person.

The Federalist's Bre Peyton collects some funny parodies and reactions to Hillary's "What Happened."

Here are a couple: