Consider yourself a foodie? Then feast your eyes on this mysterious cuisine from around the world. Then order the salad.

1. Never trust Google translate, especially in Portugal.

2. Enjoy the Chinese version of jerk chicken.

3. Fast food sounds so exotic on foreign menus.

4. Beware: the KFC menu in Japan comes with extra “sauce”.

5. Enjoy a delicious cocktail in this Spanish bar.

6. You’ve never had lamb until you’ve had it exploded by onions.

7. And don’t forget the side order of ‘stuff’.

8. Thai fried rice with a twist.

9. What does the cow say?

10. Watch out for any food allergies, or STDs.

11. 150g of “Nein, danke.”

12. Finally, don’t forget to check the specials board. Then quickly leave.