- Depression nap at noon

- “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao”

- sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay

- sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay

- DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

- “Is it free?”

- “will there be free food?”

- profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas

- profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised

- *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds”

- a second Depression nap

- finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot

- seriously why has no one else found this spot

- accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor

- Hammock Squad™

- witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester

- IHOP at 2am with the squad

- having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week

- the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog

- The Weed Smell

- The First Crossfaded Experience

- everyone’s gay

- that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit