MissHooliesCardigan Sun 21-Aug-16 09:48:03

I took DS2 to the zoo yesterday. It's taken me years to get it into his head that he only plays with his willy in private. About half the male primates were rubbing their dicks on tree branches and one was standing right up against the glass having a good old tug.

Then, as soon as we entered the reptile house, we were greeted by the sight of 2 giant tortoises shagging.

AIBU to ask the zoo to put warning up for visitors?