Taco Bell just announced its newest co-branded menu item, and the result is truly nuts. The fast food taco slinger and Cap'n Crunch are shoving their collective calorie-filled parts together and creating Cap'n Crunch Delights — colorful donut holes sprinkled with mashed bits of cereal.

That Taco Bell thought it was chill to replace sprinkles with cereal is bad enough, but the restaurant chain is also, astoundingly, calling the donut holes a "breakfast item." The worst, worst part? The donuts are filled with MILK... or some kind of creamy milk product.

TACOBELL is testing new CAP'N CRUNCH DONUT HOLES filled with MILK ICING. All the news on #… http://t.co/SUHUHC3DuA pic.twitter.com/2rXXyMms0i — foodbeast.com (@foodbeast) February 27, 2015

Cap'n Crunch Delights might be the pinnacle of joint-branded nightmares, but more likely, they're just the beginning.

The donuts are currently testing at T-Bell locations in Bakersfield, California, so if you live there, good luck, and I'm sorry.