In this week’s movie review I’m going to talk about The Hobbit – Battle of the Five Armies. *Spoiler Alert* Here are some highlights: This movie was made out of 3D glasses. A cross between a BBC soap opera and a video game. It was A-maz-ing. Big worms. Bilbo was crying. The girl from Lost was crying. A lot of people were crying because a lot of people were dead. I don’t want any stinky wizards getting into my house. Those fighting scenes were the best thing I’ve seen in any movie. Saruman fighting off ghosts. My impression of a troll whose belly was all the way up to here.

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