Customer: “I’d like a grande white mocha and a tall peppermint hot chocolate.”

Me: “All right, that’ll be $[total].”

Customer: “What? For one drink? That’s impossible!”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, miss. I thought I heard you order two drinks. What did you order?”

Customer: “A tall peppermint hot chocolate.”

Me: *to coworker* “Forget the white mocha.”

Customer: “No! I still want it!”

Me: “Oh, so, you just wanted me to ring the two drinks separately?”

Customer: “No! I want it, but I don’t want you to ring it up.”

Me: *blank stare*

Customer: “Oh. I guess I’m not getting away with it, am I?”

Me: “Nope.”