Looking for something to do in Niles, Ohio on a July Thursday night?

How about rubbing up against a Playboy mom. Slamming $1 beers. $1 admission. $1 dogs.

The Mahoning Valley Scrappers welcome local mother and implanted Playboy model Lisa Neeld to the park tomorrow night for Irish Night. The only correlation BC can find between Neeld and the Irish are potatoes. Like the one in her chest.

Anyway, the Scrappers (an Indians affiliate), are just like all the other minor league teams out there struggling in a tough economy. They throw together cool promotions to get people into the park.

Friday night you can meet Sgt. Slaughter.

Just think of this type of entertainment in your backyard. People in Niles are scraping by, not taking trips to Vegas or L.A. any time soon.

For $5 a father can take his son to a game, get three beers and have a father-son picture with a woman who has spread it for:

â€¢Playboyâ€™s Hot Housewives (2008)

â€¢Playboyâ€™s Sexy 100 (2008)

â€¢Playboyâ€™s Lingerie (July/June 2008)

Now that is a deal. Suck it Yankees.

[Lisa Neeld – Twitter]

[Lisa Neeld – Resume]