The internet is a place shrouded in mystery. What evil lurks in the heart of the local news website comment troll? Why does this sexy Russian 18-year-old want to talk to ME? Is that emoticon being sarcastic? Sometimes, like love, the internet brings up more questions than answers. And such is the case with HEALTH canceling their remaining dates with Crystal Castles. (Which was announced, appropriately enough on the internet. The band’s Facebook page to be exact.)

Why did they bow out before last night’s show in Portland? That’s a mystery not even the dozens of disappointed fans commenting on the post can solve. The band writes, “If it were up to us we’d absolutely love to play these last 9 dates. Unfortunately its beyond our control and that’s not possible. We wish our friends Crystal Castles safe travels and good shows.” Let the rampant, baseless speculation begin!

Dates:

10.25.12 - Seattle, WA - Showbox Sodo

10.26.12 - Vancouver, BBC - Commodore

10.28.12 - Calgary, AB - MacEwan Hall

10.29.12 - Edmonton, AB - Edmonton Event Centre

10.31.12 - Winnipeg, MB - Burton Cummings Theatre

11.01.12 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue

11.02.12 - Chicago, IL - Congress

11.03.12 - Toronto, ON - Kool Haus

11.04.12 - Toronto, ON - Kool Haus

• HEALTH: http://www.youwillloveeachother.com

• Crystal Castles: http://www.crystalcastles.com