To remove the pressure of being the first six-figure player

The Treasury at the time did not approve of the steep transfer fee

You got…

You realise this is probably as good as life is going to get, don't you?

We're a little bin in love with you right now

Just two geek points short of perfection. Well done!

You're rapidly becoming the first name on the teamsheet

You're a decent squad player

Pretty, pretty average

'Championship? You're having a laugh' ... Maybe League One if you can make it to the play-offs

A loan spell at Hartlepool is calling you (and not even Jeff Stelling is happy about it)

Have you considered another sport?

Have you considered another quiz?

A hen picking answers at random would get 2.5 more answers right than you