"I have zero friends" -- TokyoBlowJob

"You are a funny guy" --TAGmin

"Some of the agency escorts I think resemble river trolls get amazing reviews" --Goiter the Mensch

"I'd argue that you are very much getting a Japanese experience going to the hub" --TheManOfNoStandardsMeiji

"If I had to suck that guy's dick fifty plus times I would change my name and move to another store." --deckard

"After a visit at Mermaid, some may turn gay in shock. Trust me, the place is a dump" -- Babaram

"This means that even a cunninlingus can become deadly IN CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES" -- Bakayarokun

"The mind boggles at the amount of regular sex the people on this forum would be having by now if they just listened to John Chavers." --SpookySmoothie

"only the girls looking like they are homeless do that for 5000" --User#8628