Hillary Clinton is a vicious narcissist who wants to be buried with all the newspapers that endorsed her.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/05/26/hillary-clinton-wants-to-be-buried-with-all-the-newspapers-that-endorsed-her/

Although we think this would be a fitting end, to wrap up a lie within a lie and bury it, we'd like to go a step further

We want to build a quilt of all her lies, sewing up all the newspapers into the quilt, adding in exabytes of media stored on thumbdrives sewn into the quilt--containing video of those endorsing her by viciously attacking her opponents unfairly, manufacturing lies, propaganda and gaslighting the public

We'll then wrap her dead body in this quilt and then add it as a payload to a rocket that we will shoot into the sun, with any spent uranium / plutonium that she was planning on including into rockets to fire at civilians within moderate, secular, burgeoning Arab/Middle eastern republics that are a threat to the US Empire, which has a monopoly on 'freedom' that's why we have to spread it--to make sure our subsidiaries are staying within the brand

We want to make sure the failed Alchemical Phoenix Queen of Empire of New Rome that is Hillary Clinton is properly cast back into the crucible which created her, our loving sun, so that she and everything she stands for can be remembered in the most meaningful way.