When A Bad Tipper Leaves You Their Number…

Roses are red.

Left you number and shit.

You think I would call you

when you can’t even tip.

I’m not even trying to be hella mean.

But you left me $5 on $114.

UPDATE:

The person who actually received this tip contacted me and told me that the customer who left their number ended up coming back and giving her this…

Emmaline: This was my table. Three problems with this situation: a) the girl was just barely 18, b) I’m not a lesbian, and c) her party tipped poorly. Her number was wrapped in the $5 bill of a tip. My beautiful friend and coworker solved the problem by texting her. BEST PART? They came back and left me another $20. They said her poem made their night. So yay!