THE FORCE DE-FROSTS by Ryan McGee

I’m an ice cream connoisseur. I’m going on my fourth year managing and working at an ice cream shop, so that sorta makes me a big deal in the ice cream industry. Sorta.

But I got to thinking…what if we decided to make ice cream flavors for the characters in the film Star Wars: The Force Awakens? I present to you…The Force De-Frosts.

1) Rey-nbow Sherbet– Not your Grandma’s orange sherbet, let me tell ya. This strong and beautiful sherbet busts through the mold of what sherbets have been expected to be in the past by mixing together an empowering raspberry base with a badass pineapple swirl.

2) Kylo Carmel Crunch – A dark chocolate base ice cream that takes over your cone to finish the plans of the dark side…of the freezer. This powerful flavor packs a crunch with chocolate krispies that make sure you are consumed by the dark chocolate. The soft caramel flows through the darkness, growing stronger as it takes over your mouth.

3) Poe-conut Chip – The best ice cream in the ice cream galaxy, flying off the shelves and into your mouth! The ice cream has been through some hard times, but at the end of the day it’ll be the best damn(eron) ice cream you’ve ever had.

4) Chewy Cheesecake Supreme – A cheesecake ice cream that’ll make you go “Rrrrrrr-ghghghghghgh!” The loyal sidekick to your Han Bowlo will co-pilot this delicious cheesecake ice cream into your mouth and into parts unknown.

5) Snokerdoodle Ice Cream – The mysterious Snokerdoodle ice cream that appears time to time delivering messages from the dark side of the freezer. There’s been an awakening…and that awakening is the want for more ice cream!

6) Almond-al Ackbar – A classic flavor that’s been in the business for awhile. This almond base ice cream with almond pieces and chocolate chunks will lead you to great success and make you exclaim “It’s a Chip!”

Written by Ryan McGee @ mcgeetothemax

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