With sex, booze, and Tetleys all equally likely to send you hurtling to eternal damnation, some of the Mormon kids naturally rebelled. But they didn't do it by propping up the bars of public houses - nor by haunting the local Starbucks. No, every Mormon teen I seemed to meet turned out to be caffeine-free, teetotal... and a prolifically shagging pervert. The reasoning seemed to be, if you can go to hell for a cup of cha, what's a little threesome anyway? And some of the Mormons teens who aren't, are apparently making their own (safe for work, but only just - you've been warned) DIY porn.