“And you can tell Trump was caught off guard by Bolton. Today he was like, ‘All I did was fire you, give you a mean nickname and insult the job you did, and this is the thanks I get?’” — JIMMY FALLON



“Bolton used to work for Trump, and now his book could bring him down. Today, Trump was faced with the two things he hates the most: disloyalty and reading.” — JIMMY FALLON

“It would be the ultimate irony if Trump gets taken down by the KFC colonel.” — JIMMY FALLON

“And even though it isn’t out yet, it already has some pretty interesting blurbs on the back. For example, Donald Trump’s blurb says, ‘I don’t know John Bolton. Never met him. New phone, who dis?’” — JIMMY FALLON