Mike Bloomberg Now Cribbing from Jeb! Bush's Playbook of Ultimate Victory

In 2016, wealth Establishment c**ks decided they'd really Connect With The Young People by doing some of that Twitter Snark but on a cutting-edge, ultramodern platform -- billboards.





Well, that effort to troll Trump with billboards went so well for Jeb! Bush and his C**kpaign Manager Mike Murphy that Mike Bloomberg has decided to commit his own Act of Love.

Trump had a rally in Phoenix this week. We made sure there was a nice gift waiting for him! 😍 pic.twitter.com/a8juK5ATIM — Team Bloomberg (@Mike2020) February 21, 2020 pic.twitter.com/fet4XTfAI7 — Team Bloomberg (@Mike2020) February 21, 2020

Here's how John Ekdahl greeted the billboards in 2016:

Should go about the same way now.

Oh wait -- Mike! isgoing the same way as Jeb!

And you can't troll the Master Troll:

A snippet of Trump's analysis of the Dem field.



"Mini mike has spent almost 500 million dollars in order to get embarrassed by Pocahontas. And she�s mean, isn�t she? Do you see that anger on her face. That anger on her face. Jumping up and down." — Asma Khalid (@asmamk) February 21, 2020

But Micro Mike isn't just buying billboards -- he's paying congenitally unfunny leftwing scolds to make memes for him: