DAY 16, Entry "Old Man McGucket's Conspiracy Corner" ✂ - kinseis

"Yesterday, I was looking around, see, and I noticed a window in the Mystery Shack shaped like a big ol' triangle with an eyeball in it. Now I can't stop thinking about triangles. Portals, demons, nacho earrings, infinity pizza. I have a theory that roadside cones are trying to take over the world. Lousy shapes!"