Our reboot of the Fresh Prince proved so popular with test audiences, we got immediate clearance to continue the trend. The next stop on this money train was to revisit a childhood favourite and entangle it with that most poignant of tales – the revenge flick. The overall feel is something along the lines of Fireman Sam crossed with the Punisher.

If you didn’t grow up in Britain, Postman Pat is a childhood staple – although possibly now replaced by Peppa Pig. It’s been a while since my age could be counted on one hand.

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