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But, to begin with, I suppose I need to say I'm looking for a man who wants the company of a cute young woman on a regular basis. I'm not currently in Toronto, but I'm looking to move there, hopefully by the end of July. I don't want to live alone, and instead of moving there then looking for roommates, I want to go from point a to b right away. B being with a guy who'll enjoy my company. My regular company and my romantic company. A live-in boyfriend type, you could say.This is going to sound desperate, because it is, but I don't care if you have roommates, or if you live in a small house/apartment. I'll sleep on the floor, the couch, the bathtub, or with you if you like. I'm not picky and I don't complain. I'm totally humble, meek, and unobtrusive. But some say quite funny. You don't have to take me out or celebrate anniversaries like you do with people you date. I would feel more comfortable if it was more low-key and laid back. Cause it's more comfortable that way, right? I don't expect you to exclusively see me; I'm not a big supporter of monogamy, so see as many other girls you like. If you just want a girl to live with and not be romantic with, that's fine too. I won't be insulted. And I'm quite quiet, so you won't even know I'm there, really. I don't really have any bad habits. I'm not addicted to drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, but I'm not uptight, I don't care if other people use them. I think people can make their own decisions. I also don't eat much. So basically, I'm cheap and easy. I do wish that didn't make me sound bad.So, the thing is, I don't have a lot of money. I'm actually pretty poor, but as soon as I move, I'll get a job. I'll get three jobs, swear. If I don't you can kick me out and I'll live on the streets until I get one. I'm easy to get rid of if you change your mind. I'm not a leech. I'm very independent. This move is actually me trying to balance out having independence without isolating myself. Because I'm alone all the time. I can't take it. So I need someone to take me in. Like a pet. Well, except you don't have to feed me or clean up after me or pay attention to me. I guess more like a house plant? A cactus, maybe? I dunno. I suppose I'm cactus-like. But cuter.I'm completely serious. I know someone out there must feel lonely, and wish there was a nice girl to come home to, to talk to or care about them. I'll do the cooking and the washing-up. All the housework as well as work at as many jobs I can handle. All the money goes to rent, bills, etc. It's like having a roommate or a live-in girlfriend but without the stress. I won't cause stress, promise. I'll relieve stress on a regular basis. I give great massages, head rubs, hand jobs, blow jobs. Did I really just put that? Yeah. You won't be getting nothing out of this. I'm very appreciative to anyone who would let me stay with them. But I'm not a whore. I'm actually a virgin. Those things I mentioned, yeah, I'll do them, as often as you like, but I won't go all the way. Weird phobia, I guess. But that's why I don't care if you go around with other girls. I understand men have needs, and I can only do so much to meet them. It's not normally a one-woman job. Hence why monogamy doesn't always work out.Anyways, if you do feel lonely, but don't know if I'm a good match for you, reply back and I'll answer any questions. I guess I can give a little personal info here; I hope you find it useful. I like Doctor Who, Black Books, Bright Young Things and Snatch. Neil Gaiman is my hero, and I like a lot of bad music, so I won't list that here. I love comics, or graphic novels. I'm new to them, but I really like Gaiman, Warren Ellis, and Alan Moore. I read x-men scans off the internet. So, basically, I guess I'm a huge geek. I'm 1337, but I can't fix your computer. I know a little french, but not enough to hold a conversation in it. Hopefully I can brush up on it in Canada. One of the reasons I want to live in Canada is because I love cold weather. I'm sure I'll complain about it come winter, but I miss it, having been in North Carolina for thirteen years. I come from up north though, New York, near the border to Canada. So I don't have a southern accent; the only time you'll here me say y'all is to say that I never say y'all.((Also, if you need more pictures, let me know. I have bajillions of them. Body shots are hard to get; I always suffer from slightly-out-of-focus or head-cut-off ness. You can see those of course, but for those curious now, here are my stats: 36 bust, 27 waist, 36 hips; hair: orange; eyes: green; height: 5'6''; weight: 130; athletic: engages in track, lacrosse, kick boxing, and softball. I can kick ass, but I choose not to, because I'm passive, and I know violence isn't right. I don't yell. I don't have a bad temper at all, despite what you've heard about redheads. I'm an optimist. Some people find that surprising due to how much black I wear.))