The Leaf-Chronicle

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — All Josh Raby wanted was a milkshake. But then things got weird. And now he's slightly famous.

When Josh Raby went through a drive-thru at a Clarksville McDonald's around 1 a.m. Sunday, he got a lot more than just a shake.

Raby, who lives in Clarksville and works as a server at the Blackhorse Pub & Brewery in downtown Clarksville, chronicled his story in a series of tweets early Monday.

Raby said the bizarre exchange happened at a Clarksville location. He did not say which McDonald's, hoping not to get any employees in trouble.

Local McDonald's owner Mabel Larson said Monday afternoon that she and managers were reviewing store footage to determine the validity of Raby's story, which she was highly skeptical about.

"He sounds like a yo-yo, idiot person," she said.

"It sounds too crazy to believe," she added.

McDonald's milkshake saga isn't true, well, most of it

Raby's story goes something like this, as told by his Twitter feed:

Raby first tries to order the milkshake.

The employee tells Raby they're out of milkshakes.

Things start to get a little weird.

Now the milkshake order is turning into a chicken sandwich order.

Then the employee drops this bomb on Raby.

Now we're on apple pies.

Wife has been found!

This is one slow drive-thru.

They then pitch Raby a steal of a deal.

Things then heat up once Raby pulls around to the window. He finds the two workers, who apparently are in their mid-40s making out, with the man holding his thumb out the window.

Raby said "it's fine," which apparently is really just a profanity-filled acronym, for "F----d up, Insecure, Neurotic and Error-Prone."

And this IS one slow drive-thru.

Dude, just drive away.

And just in case anyone doubted the story.