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(JD Crowe/JDCrowe@al.com)

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and wouldn't lose any voters, ok? It's, like, incredible." - Donald Trump

Sure, Trump could shoot somebody and get away with it. His true believers would be cool with the crime. "Fake news! Suck it up, buttercup!"

But what if that somebody Trump shot was one of them? One of his true believers?

What if that somebody used his considerable conservative credibility and political clout to give Trump's carnival barker candidacy a jolt of legitimacy? What if that somebody was Trump's most loyal, most respected foot soldier?

What if that somebody Trump tweeted to death was his own attorney general, Jeff Sessions?

Loyalty is a one-way street to Trump. Sessions will be messy roadkill.

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