Well, here we are, one year on. Our baby sure has grown up—almost a hundred articles, about fifteen comments, and as of last week, six followers! Thanks so much to those of you without whom it couldn’t have happened. You know who you are. Also, some of you did absolutely nothing to help, and you know who you are as well. Meanies.

All is forgiven, because we’re here to celebrate Space-Biff! surviving for one year! The next challenge is to make it to two. So to inaugurate the new year, let’s have a little contest! Strap in, because this is going to be convoluted.

Since Space-Biff! has always been a blog divided, equal parts PC gaming enthusiast and board game devotee, our contest is going to consist of two segments. First, thanks to Joe, the lovely community manager at THQ (who stumbled upon our Heart of the Metro series and decided to say hello), we’ve got five keys for Metro 2033, redeemable on Steam. And second, thanks to a shipping mishap and an apologetic internet shopping site that has preferred to go unnamed, we have a copy of Fantasy Flight Games’ Infiltration just begging to be shipped direct to your door.

How can you win this shiny object / digital media? Glad you asked! Just answer our contest question, and whichever five answers I like best will win our five Metro 2033 keys. After that, we’ll hold a vote and let you, the readers, the people, choose which of our five finalists will receive Infiltration! But you’ll need to be quick, because the deadline for submissions is midnight GMT on the 27th of September, after which we’ll begin voting for the second prize!

A few rules:

1. Submit your submission via the comments section below.

2. Include your email address in the appropriate tab when you submit your submission. This is so I can let you know if you’ve won. Your email will not be shared with your peers or anyone else, and I won’t spam you.

3. One (1) submission per person! I can check this! Yes, you can evade my checking by spoofing your IP! Please don’t do that!

Our question: If you could give Space-Biff! one (1) item from a post-apocalyptic game as a birthday present, what would it be? Tell us the item, why you chose that gift, and which game it’s from. Prizes will not be judged on their in-game values, but on their creativity!

For example, you might say something like this:

I would give Space-Biff! the gift of a bottlecap mine from Fallout, because hopefully Dan would explode himself with it.

One more rule:

4. The bottlecap mine is now prohibited.

Good luck!

UPDATE: The contest has now concluded! We have our five winning items, which you can view here, and vote on which one will receive a copy of Infiltration!