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"Rat, the Sports Reporter" Rat: I'm here with our football analyst, Trent. Trent, what's the key to today's game? Trent: Rat, the key today will be scoring points. Rat: Good, Trent. Scoring points seems to be an integral part of winning a football game. Which raises another question...does someone actually pay you for this? Pig: This is not going well. Rat (on TV): So, Trent, will showing up for the game be another key?