I once heard a guy in the bus very seriously tell his friend that he broke up with his girlfirend because she was on the toilet at his house and she farted (toilets are meant for that…). He said that girls should not poop or fart because it destroyed the idea of a “beautiful woman”. He also said that girls should not talk about farts or poop in his presents, because he will hit them in the face or put something up their ass. Whoever that girl is, I hope he is out of your life for good!

(submitted by anonymous)