Re: FINALLY! 15 homo signs every wife should look for in her "man - 08-23-2010, 07:18 AM 08-23-2010, 07:18 AM Quote: =Rev. Jim Osborne;584071]To be honest, I'm not really to sure if this list is valid or not. In fact, I wonder if it's a very subtle, undermining smear campaign against our own godly Pastor Zeke. See, reading through that list is like reading a biography of Pastor Zeke....and we all know for a fact that the pastor is definitively, absolutely positively not gay.

pfffffft.



Quote: It's because he has a lot of work to do, plus he has to moderate and run this forum.





Quote: I wouldn't call it "flirtatious", just very "open" and "affectionate". I can see how this could be misread as being of homosexual intentions.







Quote: What's wrong with this? He takes great pride in how he looks and in his domicile. There's nothing wrong with having your own stylist, personal trainer, and interior decorator when you can easily afford them.





Quote: Pastor Zeke simply believes that the body is a temple (1 Cor. 6:19) and that he should maintain his wellness. This is why he'll spend hours at the all-male gym here. (The gym is all-male for the simple fact that it is indecent for women to strip down and sweat in front of a bunch of men. All decent True Christian men work out at all-male gyms).



All-male gyms? Sounds gay. Why would the girl start stripping just because she is working out?





Quote: Undoubtedly the man knows how to dress. He is just a young man, hip to the modern age. Nothing gay about that.





Quote: Well, um, I wouldn't know anything about that. Neither would his fiancee Sister Thumper, because they are a chaste couple and are not given into fornication.

If the man don't wants to sleep with woman it would be a sign for gayness.





Quote: Well no True Christian man is turned on by a pornographic film. That is a fact. But sometimes at our G.A.P.E. meetings, Pastor Zeke and a couple other guys seem to take more note of the male actors. Zeke and a couple? Why are you watching it togheter? Sounds suspicious!





Quote: YES! Everybody knows this about Pastor Zeke. Seems like every other month or so he's on a quick weekend jaunt to do some evangelism and missionary work in sinful dens like Bangkok, Bali, Phuket, Buenos Aires, San Francisco, etc. But, how does that make him gay? It doesn't! It just means he's a committed man to the Lord who has heeded Paul's instructions to go out and spread the Gospel! (2 Tim. 4:2) Asians aren't gay.





Quote: Well, Pastor Zeke does have a ministry aimed at young men age 18-24.





Quote: Most definitely, but it doesn't mean he's gay, he just has a sharp, dry wit to him!





Quote: I don't think he "loves" pop culture at all, since God commands us to hate the world and everything in it (1 John 2:15), but I know he keeps up to date quite heavily on it because he needs to research where the next threat to Christianity is coming from.









Quote: There might be a room full of 3 of us guys and ''Pastor Zeke will slowly strip off his shirt in front of us'' Nothing wrong with that. How can it not be gay to strip infront of other guys?





Quote: Now they're describing me! LOL j/k. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a whiskey connoisseur.







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''God commands us to hate the world and everything in it''

...O_o.....O_ó.....Ò_ó...No!..What the heck?....That can't be right! You think the earth is flat but ut clearly says ''and everything in it'' which means the earth has to be a ball.



Or it just simply means hate everything on it? That wouldn't make sense because then you would have to hate yourself and everybody around you. Right but even your closest friends can lure you to beliving everythin.Yes and it usually is.Having your own stylist? gay. wait...only if the stylist is a man...then it's gay. Man decorators are also gaySome clothing can still refer to gay even if it's hip.O_o yuck!It may not make you gay but you will look like it :/Only girly music is gay. So it can be from all kinds of song.Anyways the only thing that is wrong with this 15 things is heavy drinking. Heavy drinking is absolutely not gay.----------------------------------------------------------...O_o.....O_ó.....Ò_ó...No!..What the heck?....That can't be right! You think the earth is flat but ut clearly says ''and everything in it'' which means the earth has to be a ball.Or it just simply means hate everything on it? That wouldn't make sense because then you would have to hate yourself and everybody around you.