Hip-hop turntablism and a corny Transformers pun? We've officially graduated to high art here. Or something. Anyway, I've been selling my Transformers on eBay, and here we are. You get bonus nerd points if you understand the last line, which hopefully saves the strip. Suicidally emo Decepticon conehead jets? Who knew?

Color makes a strip take a lot longer, so I'll use it when it seems essential for the visuals to make sense. In this case, I can see how it'd be pretty confusing in black and white, but the classic Constructicon green'n'purple should be immediately recognizable by all decent modern folks.