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10 Geeky items you saw online,

but didn’t know where to buy – Vol. 5

The Best Geeky Gift Ideas from AliExpress

Clapper switch

There are 110V and 220V versions available. Check which one you need in your country here.

Price: $6.21

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/X5k5SZ

Jerry can 6 oz flask

Price: $4.53

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/Niyoh

Adventure Time beanies – $6.00

(3 options: Finn, Jack, Fionna)

Price: $6.00

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/UIwHq

Plasma ball

Yep, the “Tesla” Plasma Ball.

Price: $7.25 + shipping

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/0GodH

Batman batarang letter opener

Price: $14.94

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/C5vj6V

Totoro / etc. hand warmers

Price: $7.59

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/Oi5al1

Wooden flash drive

Price: $4.34 – 14.79

The transfer speed is equivalent to class 4 (or less).

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/d1UK5u

Nessie soup spoon

(3 color options)

Price: $1.92

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/Z2Zp9h

The Alien ring

Price: $1.02

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/h2CXP

Mathematicians' watch

(3 color options)

At this price, I would not expect them to be the most quality watch out there, and I doubt that they will work forever; but if you like the concept, at this price I do not expect that buying them would be a hard decision.

Price: $2.79

Purchase link: http://ali.ski/-s6R1o