According to its commercial, Play-Doh’s Cake Mountain is “silly layers of cake-making fun!” But according to post-Christmas parents on social media, it’s at-home pornography kit, complete with a ridiculously phallic shaped Play-Doh icing pump. Well we don’t disagree with them (it totally looks like a penis), it’s like, chill out squares, they gotta learn about dongs and bees sometime.