So I opened this box that honestly looked like a generic Amazon package. I thought some of the stuff I had bought had come in. But then I opened the box.

Cue fangirl screams.

Because what did I find?

A motherfucking hand-made Piccolo Pickle Best-Dad-Ever plushy. With a fluttery, flowy cape and adorable green squishiness. I am still clutching to this thing like an overprotective mother clings to her special snowflake.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

An incredibly well-made Piccolo figurine from Japan that I can put on my nightstand and drool over while I think about meditation and only drinking water and stealing some lady's half-saiyan prodigy fighting child so he can be tought martial arts and DODGING since SOMEONE killed his dad.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE MORE!

A full DnD figuring painting starter kit so I can nerd it up with my buddys in customized figurine style. I'll probably give my orc fighter white and purple clothes.

Mandatory narcissistic mantage included so you can be jealous that I now have all the Piccolo swag.

Thank you secret Santa! My Piccolo Christmas is now complete because of your incredible generosity! You went so far above and beyond!!!!