This is the $24,000 Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kit by OpticsPlanet. It has everything you need to survive a zombie apocalypse (including t-virus antidote lab!) minus food and guns. It does come with laser sights and a ton of other rifle accessories though, you just have to provide the firearms yourself. Which shouldn't be a problem if you know what I mean. *wink wink* I mean I'll sell you a gun for cheap. It's Airsoft, but it looks real. A full list of all the crapola:





Weapon Accessories

GG&G Extreme Heavy Duty Swivel Bipod GGG-1245

Eotech Gear Scopecoat Cover for EoTech Zombie Stopper Red Dot Sight

OPMOD PVS-14 Monocular Gen 3 PINNACLE Night Vision Scope 64 lp/mm GNVPVS14-OPMOD

Thermal Eye X50 100x800px Waterproof Thermal Imaging Camera, NTSC - 1000380-0001

Surefire 6V LED Shotgun Forend Weaponlight for Benelli M1-M2 617LM

Leupold VX-R ZOMBIE 1.25-4x20mm 30mm Riflescope ZombieDot Green SPR

Plano Moulding Zombie Ammo Can

Champion Zombie Target 6-Pack, Attack

Streamlight TLR-1 HP Long Range Rail Mounted Flashlight, Standard Switch w/ Rail Locating Keys for Glock Style,1913 Picatinny, S&W 99/TSW & Beretta 90two & Lithium Batteries, Box 69217

Safariland 6305 ALS Tactical Holster w/ Quick Release Leg Harness - STX TAC Black, Right Hand, Hood Guard Sentry Protection 6305-7742-131-SH

New, Steiner 10x50 Military Binoculars Laser Rangefinder

Leupold Mark 4 20-60x80mm, Black Spotting Scope, TMR Reticle 110826

Laser Devices DBAL-I2 Dual Beam Laser, Visible Green Laser

Mako Group Fab Defense Handguard w/Rails For Remington Model 870 PR870

Trijicon ACOG 6x48 Dual Ill Riflescope w/Mount, Green Chevron .308 Reticle

Vero Vellini Premium Padded Leather Rifle Sling, Brown V17228

Crimson Trace Full size Glock Laser Zombie Edition

Eotech Zombie Stopper Red Dot Holographic Sight



Knives



Browning Zombie Apocalypse Knife 322870

SOG Tigershark Elite Tactical Knife, Black TiNi Blade TE02-N Cases and Backpacks Eberlestock G4 Operator Pack, Multicam G4MM

OPMOD Professional Range Bag, Pull Out & Brass - Black OPMOD-CVERB2930B

OPMOD Floating MSR Extreme Gun Case - 43in OPMOD-FMSREX43

Camelbak BFM Hydration Pack - 100 oz/3.0L MultiCam 61763 Reloading and Gunsmithing Equipment Otis Technology Zombie Gun Cleaning System FG-753-Z

RCBS Pro-Melt Furnace, 240 V-ac Europe - 81200

RCBS Pro 2000 Progressive Press - 88875

Lyman 1200 DPS 3 Digital Powder System, 115 Volts 7752400 Tools Pelican 0450 Mobile Tool Chest with Drawers

SUREFIRE SF123A BULK BOX, 400 EA. 3 VOLT LITHIUM BATTERIES

Brunton Solaris USB Foldable Solar Panel, 3100 mA Output F-SOLARIS62

Leatherman MUT Black Multi Tool w/ Black Molle Sheath 850122

Night Armor Tactical Pen w/FREE 1AA CREE Flashlight NA800CBO

OPMOD Battle Mug - WITH carry handle BM002

Brunton International Pocket Transit Pro Compass, 0-360 degrees 5006LM

5.11 Tactical Field Ops Waterproof Uni-Directional Bezel Watch, Black 59245-019

Streamlight E-Spot FireBox LED Lantern, Light Only w/ No Charger, Orange 45882 Protective Gear Tactical Assault Gear Rampage Releasable Armor Carrier, Small/Medium, Ranger Green 812451

Tactical Assault Gear Intrepid Chest Rig w/Grenade & Mag Pouches - Multicam 812496

Oakley Commit SQ Sunglasses, Brown Sugar Frame, VR28 Black Irid Lens 03-786

Stanley Large First Aid Kit RST-60001

Blackhawk S.O.L.A.G. HD with Kevlar, Color - Black, Size - Medium, 8151MDBK

ESS Profile TurboFan Military/Tactical Goggles - Black Frame, Clear & Smoke Gray Lenses

Specter Gear M-2 Mk-3 Rapid Reload Chest Carrier for AK-47 Magazines - MultiCam 595 MULT Laboratory Equipment Qorpak Bottle Beakers, Medium Rounds, Wide Mouth, Qorpak 7550 With Pulp/Vinyl-Lined Black Phenolic Cap

Labnet Labpette R Repeating Pipette P3000

Samco Disposable Transfer Pipets, Fine Tip, Samco Scientific 234 Fine Tip, Large Bulb, Case

UNICO Shake-It Pipette Shaker, for 6 pipettes, 15 min. timer, 110 V L-P600T

Celestron Professional Compound Microscope, 1500x, Halogen Lamp - 44108

Well, what do you think? "Pfft -- leave finding a cure to the nerds, all I need is an assault rifle, two shotguns and a 10-year supply of beef jerky." Yeah, about that -- throw in some Hi-C pouches and you've got yourself a travel-mate!

Thanks to Brian P, who asked me to buy him one if I ended up posting this. Brian, I don't know who the hell you thought you were writing but SPOILER: a guy whose water just got cut off.

