What is it with alternative rockers looking miserable at places usually associated with wonder and joy? Nearly one-year to the date that cameras caught grumpy Jack White taking in a game at Wrigley Field comes an equally incredible photo of one William Patrick Corgan riding Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disneyland.

The photo of Corgan comes via US Weekly. The accompanying article contains what might just be the best lede you’ll ever read.



“From a rat in a cage to the House of Mouse! Smashing Pumpkins rocker Billy Corgan took his Mellon Collie self to the Happiest Place on Earth, aka Disneyland, where he traveled back in time to the Wild, Wild West of the 19th century.”