CHRIS:

I need you to get some gift cards from a store. We have some few clients we want to send a gift. Let me know if its possible to get them right now, so i can tell you which product we would need and what amount.

Thanks,

Sent from my iPad

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TIM:

Sure where should I go

Tim

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CHRIS:

Did you get my previous email with the description of the cards to get ?

Please affirm that you received it and that you are proceeding to get them asap.

Thanks

Sent from my iPad

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TIM:

No

Tim

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CHRIS:

I just resent the email with the face value . Did you get it ?

Sent from my iPad

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TIM:

No. You could tell me what the value is here though right? Or give me a call?

Tim

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CHRIS:

i'm having problems with this device , give me your cell . i can text you on my other line .

TIM:

I don’t have texting

Tim

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CHRIS:

Okay, You are buying Google play gift cards for $1000 . let me know if you understand this .

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TIM:

I don’t understand

Tim

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CHRIS:

You are to go to any store . and purchase ""google play cards"" for $1000 . $100 denomination . Meaning you are getting 10 cards .

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TIM:

Oh okay, I’m at the store now. Do you want the red ones or the green ones?

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CHRIS:

i dont know the difference . Its called Google play cards. if you are not sure, you can buy itunes gift cards instead .

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TIM:

Oh our client doesn’t care? I mean, google play is the superior music delivery platform. Don’t you remember our discussion? Why wouldn’t we want to give our customer the best?

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CHRIS:

Okay let's get the google play cards . Make sure you get the right ones . its the green one i think . not red .

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TIM:

Oh I already got the itunes cards, I will return them

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CHRIS:

dont stress Tim, i dont want mistakes . i'll go with the itunes then .

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TIM:

The only mistake here is that you should have gotten the cards yourself instead of going to your “meeting”

I got the google play cards and activated them on our company google account. What’s next?

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CHRIS:

you are to send me the pictures of the codes not activate them .

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TIM:

Oh no should I get more? This is going to get expensive

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CHRIS:

oooops . get more pls . i need the codes . just buy them and get me the codes .

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TIM:

Oh okay.

Debbie from accounting said she needs you to sign the purchase form and send her a picture. It’s because we went over the $1000 limit. Do you have the form or should I email it to you?

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CHRIS:

I cant sign them now . i'm on my ipad. can you use your card and i'll reimburse you tomorrow morning . this is tiring .

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TIM: [attaches a PDF of a purchase order template i found on google. Changed company name to ‘Vandelay Enterprises]

Debbie said the company can’t reimburse me because they got in trouble with John last year. If I use my card I’d have to wait until next year to get reimbursed, and my nephew badly needs dental work, and I just cant afford it

Debbie said I can send you the form, you can put your name on the approver, and then you can write your signature on a piece of paper and take a picture of it with the ipad and send it to me, and then Debbie will paste the signature onto the form

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TIM:

I mean if you cant print the form just take a pic of your signature and I will fill the form out here (shhhhh)

If you can print the form, sign it and take a picture or scan it

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CHRIS:

No Tim, i'll reimburse you personally tomorrow when i get to my computer . I just need this cards asap as they are very important . if you have paypal, i can send it to your account tonight once i get home .

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TIM:

Heck no, the last time you said you’d reimburse me you tried taking me to the skin club to pay me back. I got in huge trouble with my wife, and I cant let that happen again!

You’ve gotta fill out the form, sir. Then I can use debbie’s company card

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CHRIS:

Can you just fill the form for me and put my name on the signature ? i'll sort the rest out with Debie.

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TIM:

Sure I’ll fill out the form but Debbie said you need to sign a piece of paper and send me a pic of it so we can paste it into the form, and she said she overrides you because we get in enough money trouble as it is

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CHRIS:

i can't do that right now because i'm in the middle of a meeting . i can just sign once i arrive .

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TIM:

I can’t buy the cards unless I get your signature. It’s too risky! Just excuse yourself to go to the bathroom and send me a pic. It will only take 30 seconds Chris

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TIM:

You’ve gotta hurry though it’s almost 5 and Debbie goes home at 5

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CHRIS:

[attaches screenshot from someone who wrote 'Jim' in cursive on a tablet.. probably GIS]

i've attached it . let me know if you got it .

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TIM:

Chris, I think you spelled your name wrong. This looks like ‘Jim’

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CHRIS:

that's my signature Tim . i just signed it with my ipad . just give it to Debie .

Sent from my iPad

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TIM:

Debbie said you usually know how to spell your name, it doesn’t look like your signature

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CHRIS:

[attaches screenshot from someone who wrote 'Chris' in cursive on a tablet]

here it is .

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TIM:

Debbie says “ahh that looks more like it, but I need Chris to sign his last name too”

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CHRIS:

[attaches a photo of someone who signed 'Ollie (Name similar to Chris' last name)' on a napkin]

okay i sent it again

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TIM:

Chris you spelled your name wrong again! It says Ollie! Haha are you messing with me? That’s not your signature

Don’t use your ipad screen, just sign a paper with a pen and take a picture of that

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CHRIS:

You know what Tim, dont worry .

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TIM:

What??!?!?!? What about our valued client?

If its that important I might be able to get the cards still but I need to know how important it is and how valued I am

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CHRIS:

Tim this task is very important . I didn't ask you to load the first cards you got . i'm only finding a way to clear that up and finish up the task . I'll be happy if you can assist .

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TIM:

Ok ok, but I want you to tell me how valued I am by you personally, doing all this stuff for you

And can I have a bonus?

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CHRIS:

Tim, You are valued person to me. I'll always have your back and be there for you . And what bonus do you want ? we are running out time Tim . Plssssssss

Sent from my iPad

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TIM:

Thank you Chris, I love you too

For my bonus can you pay for half of Ralphie’s dental work? His face and teeth are so badly badly disfigured

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CHRIS:

Okay how much is it and when does he need it done ?

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TIM:

The surgery is next week but the bill is due at the end of the month. The bill is Around $8000 so I would need $4000. And if you could be there at the doctor when he wakes up from the surgery, Ralphie really looks up to you.

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CHRIS:

Tim i have so much expenses right now too . I'll send you $2000 Next week . And i'll be there when he wakes up for sure . Won't miss that for anything in the world . I know he looks up to me . I hope you understand

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TIM:

[attaches a GIS of 'google gift card activation code']

Thank you Chris, this really means a lot to Ralphie. I personally couldn’t care less.

I love you

Here are the first code

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CHRIS:

I love you too, Tim

Did you buy the Cards already ?

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TIM:

Yes, did you get the first code? I sent a picture of it

I am uploading the rest of the pictures

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CHRIS:

I didn't get any picture .

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TIM:

Oh I'm sending it again here

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CHRIS:

okay . i'm waiting .

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TIM:

What is the name of the client that the cards are for?

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CHRIS:

Tim, I have a list right here with me . If you are gonna do this for me, then do it already .

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TIM:

What list? Debbie says she needs the name of the client to put on the form.

I had Gary scratch all the activation codes and take pictures, sorry hes taking forever

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CHRIS:

The cards are going to 10 different people . I can get the list later . i need the pictures asap .

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CHRIS:

1. Lisa Ruiz

2. David Jones

3. pamela smith

4. Maria anderson

5. Andy Thompson

6. Jason sanchez

7. Brandy Richardson

8. kim Watson

9.David Carson

10. Antonio Sanchez

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TIM:

Debbie said she thinks this email is a scam and she is going to take care of it

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CHRIS:

I knew you were not gonna do this little thing for me . You've been making excuses all day not to help out . Debie says Debbie says .

It is funny how you say you love me and you dont want to be there for me . I hope this makes you feel better Tim .