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The Supreme Court recently rejected a plea to pass an interim order to block porn websites in India, saying that stopping an adult from watching porn within the four walls of their room would be in violation of fundamental right to personal liberty.Soon after the judgement was passed, people started celebrating with an enthusiasm, which is usually reserved for India's win over Pakistan in cricket. People from all walks of life came together to celebrate the occasion. "Religion divides, porn unites" read someone's t-shirt. Even the BJP and the Aam Aadmi Party supporters joined hands and forgot all about Lalitgate and Vyapam scam to show their support. Congress members were waiting for instructions from Sonia Gandhi , so that they could figure out if they were supposed to celebrate or express dissent.Engineering students were euphoric and could hardly hide their excitement. Speaking to ourreporter, one of them said, "If watching porn was banned, I don't know what we would do with all the time we save by bunking classes. I mean there is only so much Counter Strike that you can play in a day. Banning porn is the worst advertisement for engineering. If someone even thinks about it, I can guarantee you that there will be an uprising. With no sex education being provided whatsoever, watching porn is the only source to learn the tricks of the trade before entering the battlefield that is marriage."An Indian mother also expressed his views on the subject and said, "I don't really care about this ban because I am sure my son doesn't watch porn anyway. The only Sunny he knows about is Sunny Deol . He is so shy that he looks the other way when they show two flowers colliding on the screen. Let me just call him and confirm all this."