So I received a message from my Santa asking for some pictures of my cats, which was a silly question. After sharing, they said they hoped they could "pull it off" and then toiled for a few days, presumably in a moist dungeon with shackles and a weathered oak table (or something).

When I opened my gift, I couldn't help but smile (I told my wife she wasn't allowed to smile, since she missed the signup for this exchange). I can't believe how perfect this shirt is for me - to the point that I worry there's something in my reddit history about my love of cat shirts. (Spoiler: there's not).

I'm particularly impressed with how Santa made it look like one big cat tree AND got the names of my cats right AND knew that I like cat shirts AND that there was cat hair on it within moments of opening.

Seriously though, thank you Santa. I appreciate the thought, effort, and artistry that went into this.

P.S. Sorry there isn't a picture of me wearing it...I'm a shy kind of guy.

P.P.S I'm not actually mean to my wife, regardless of how many times she's eaten the last of the ice cream.

P.P.P.S Reddit markdown seems to be changing my cat pictures link, so here it is in all its glory: https://s3.amazonaws.com/getstammered.com/images/CATS/index.html?prefix=images/CATS/