Honestly, the next time some nerddouche or metalhead or whatever points at your t-shirt and snootily asks if you’re, “a real fan,” just tell them “no.”

“No, I hate Star Wars. I hate everything about Star Wars. I hate the movies, the action figures, the video games, the extended universe-related comic books- in fact, I hate every single facet of nerd culture. The only reason I wore this was to piss you and every other nerd off, and thus ruin everything you hold near and dear to your heart.”

“Everything.”