Anyone who questions the bizarre cult totally infallible science behind global warming cooling climate change is supporting junk science, so sayeth the Church of Liberalism. So we can totally dismiss this latest report from the right wing extremists at...wait, NASA?

As in...NASA, NASA?

A new NASA study says that an increase in Antarctic snow accumulation that began 10,000 years ago is currently adding enough ice to the continent to outweigh the increased losses from its thinning glaciers. The research challenges the conclusions of other studies, including the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s (IPCC) 2013 report, which says that Antarctica is overall losing land ice. According to the new analysis of satellite data, the Antarctic ice sheet showed a net gain of 112 billion tons of ice a year from 1992 to 2001. That net gain slowed to 82 billion tons of ice per year between 2003 and 2008.

All this time, the "melting" of glaciers and ice caps has been the driving force behind leftists claims that we have to run in fear of man made global warming. Except there's more ice.

Now allow me to clarify, because some of you may be saying "Hey Crowder, 'more' is a relative term." That's true. But in this case, 'more' actually equates to hundreds of billions of tons. That, my friends, is what we call, "statistically significant."

Here's some more to chew on; the worst case scenario – meaning the absolute worst case that is even humanly feasible, let alone possible – is that if the net gain continued to slow at its current rate... it would still take at least three decades before we got to a point of beginning to see net losses.

Meaning we'd still gain trillions of tons of ice between now and say 2046 before we started to see a net loss of ice. Meaning at that point, continuing at the worst rate we can possibly project, we'd have many decades before ice volume fell to 2015 levels . Let alone levels of 30 years ago, before this whole scare started.

Sorry, was that too much math?

So yes, all this time, while leftists were claiming we were losing so much ice and all the ice-dwelling animals were going to die in a sea of fire and despair, Antarctica was showing a net gain of ice. So for those of you hoping for maybe even a little bit of warming...

It's almost as if they make up this stuff as they go along.

So this "the polar ice caps are melting" nonsense we've been hearing from global alarmists for the past too-many years, has been as true as that time I won World's Strongest Man and turned down Kate Upton's sexual advances.

She's so aggressive you know.

Of course it's been a hoax. Of course man-made global warming climate change is fake. Every "solution" government proposes involves more government and more taxes, all the while ensuring third world countries are never afforded the opportunities to enter the first world through technology and fossil fuels. If it were benign you could laugh it off. But in actuality, net-environmentalism takes countless lives ever year. Watch below to learn more.

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