One-time UKIP prospective parliamentary MP Mandy Boylett has recorded an amusingly crap version of Baddiel & Skinner’sto try and persuade the UK public to vote for Brexit.

You need to hear it in full to fully appreciate the horror:

We particularly like the line, “they’ve taken all our fish”.

Really, everything about is wonderful: the flat singing, the crap lyrics, the lacklustre dancing, the fact that it’s the same woman twice (once in a blonde wig)…

THE LYRICS IN FULL: We’re coming out we’re voting leave

Believe In Britain coming home

We’re coming out we’re voting leave

Believe In Britain coming home Scare stories already begun, we’ve seen it all before

From Lib/Lab and Cameron

But we know the EU’s full of flaws

And they’ve opened out doors, overruled many laws But we believe our flag’s red, white and blue

More than just a star

Only wanted trade; but now it’s gone too far They want prisoners to vote

They’ve taken all our fish and money through the years

There’s endless regulation, red tape

It seams, there’s no escape

Till the Leave vote takes shape. LET’S GET OUT! NIGEL FARAGE SPEAKS BIT: (We’d like to pretend it’s a rap but it’s not) The more politicians; the more international leaders; the more Goldman Sachs’s, and JP Morgans that line up and try to bully us, and tell us what to do; the more likely we are to tell them to sling their hook: we don’t need their advice, they’ve been wrong again and again and again. Better off when we Leave, we just need to believe…

And what does Baddiel think?