With President Obama set to give the State of the Union address tonight at 9 pm, EST, here’s a map put together by our friends over at Pleated Jeans. It turns out that every state in the union ranks last in something, so they gave us a mapped look into the troubles of each state. It’s a different take on the real state of the union.

Oh, and if you live in Wisconsin and plan to watch the SOTU, here’s a drinking game to get you through. We know you’re gonna need it.

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