Not getting a bonus or holiday gift this year from your company? Consider yourself lucky.

Here are the “most horrifying” gifts anyone ever got, according to a survey from Snappy, a company that specializes in corporate gift giving. I’ve added some thoughts of my own.

• Quail from the boss’ hunting trip. (Just shoot me instead.)

• Season tickets to the Little League of the chief executive officer’s son. (Maybe you’ll even get a chance to work the refreshment stand.)

• A seatbelt cutter. (The boss probably expects you to drive into a wall when you see this gift.)

• A tourniquet. (Which will come in handy when you cut your boss.)

• Coupon for McDonald’s apple pie. (To go with your Unhappy Meal.)

• Cheap wine (And a recommendation for a street corner to drink it on.)

• Pin (Bowling or stick? Either one is a good weapon.)

• Mousepad (What! No live rodent to go with it?)

• Banana (You can leave the peel outside the boss’ office.)

• Socks (In case you get cold feet when you yell at the boss for a lousy gift.)

• Can of soda (And you get the refund on the empty can.)

• A plaque (Better than the plague but not much.)

Company logo items: ice scraper, coin, keychain, clock, pen, ornament. (A keepsake to remember your company after you get a better job.)

I hope I get something as good as these.

Falling for ‘free’ trials

Free trial! Pay nothing for 30 days! Just give us your credit card number.

Who hasn’t fallen for that? Or been tempted to.

Bankrate says a survey it just conducted showed that 59 percent of those who responded for a free trial were later charged against their will.

The survey questioned 2,596 adults.

It also found that 39 percent of people made an impulse purchase during the month before the survey. Millennials — at 48 percent — were most likely to have done so.