Thank you to my wonderful Santa, I can now mediate. In all honesty, this is a really cool present. My daughter is 2 and we watch Archer together. She'll like playing with this and when she's bad, I can beat her with it.

EDIT: So another gift arrived yesterday and it's even better than the first. Now when I go out on secret spy missions I'll be fully hydrated.

And sorry for the blurry photo, but It's engraved with "Johnny Bench called"