

“I love midget porn”







“World’s greatest dad” – a child sex abuser



“I’m Rick James bitch”



“If we get caught it’s all your fault”



“Every great idea I have, gets me in trouble”



“Nobody’s Perfect”



“It wasn’t me”



“I’m not Santa, but you can sit on my lap anyway”



“Trust me… I’m a liar”



“I’m not an Alcoholic… I’m a drunk… Alcoholics go to meetings”



“FBI – Female body inspector”



“Proud to be Irish”



“I’m probably lying”



“Wish you were here”