Benson’s anger phase

Phase 1

You’re saying/doing something meaningless, he doesn’t care

Phase 2

You caught his attention, be careful on what you say/do

Phase 3

He’s becomming annoyed because that thing you said/done is irritating him

Phase 4

Uh-oh

Phase 5

He’s red and he’s going to spit all his anger to you. Stay calm and don’t do anything stupid that makes him more fucked up



Phase 6

He’s ANGRY at you. Note those veins, that huge face. Run, bitch, RUUUUUUUUUUUN!



Phase 7

KAME HAME HA OF ANGER. Say bye-bye to your ears, or at least you’re going to live with a buzz for the rest of your life.