If I were Old Harry, I'd now be preparing the very special place in hell for the following people...

1. The heartless bastards in the immigration service who deported a woman who was on dialysis, and is certain to die without treatment. They deported her because they said treatment was 'available' in her country of origin. It's just not available to _her_.

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/legal/article3331288.ece

At the same time, the same immigration department decided not to deport a professional footballer from Sierra Leone because it would wreck his career.

http://itn.co.uk/news/31bd7fabc1f4e647eb77e5c3bb1e4681.html

So you're happy to sentence a woman who's not even 40 to death, but not wreck a professional footballer's career? This is breathtakingly cruel. If the woman dies, I hope those involved in her deportation - every single person involved in it - cannot sleep soundly ever again.

Heartless bastards.

The second group I would reserve that very special place in hell are the idiots who investigated and forced to resign the coast guard who saved a girl from certain death. He was interviewed on the PM programme on BBC Radio 4. The girl was about 5 minutes away from falling to her death, and it would have taken him far longer to get his equipment from his vehicle, so he took the calculated risk to make the rescue attempt because to not do so would have condemned the girl to die. For his troubles, he was going to be disciplined.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/display.var.1959058.0.hero_coastguard_quits_over_health_and_safety_criticism.php

Arseholes. The lot of them.