David Hogg is a human anal fissure. He clogs the airwaves and Twitter feeds with the verbal equivalent of a dog turd to no end. Which, in our line of work, is a gift from the the news gods. The Hogginator is back with yet another moronic soundbite and, as always, he delivers.

Now, he's worried about the authorities violating his constitutional rights. Not kidding.

So, suddenly the Hoggster is concerned about the Bill of Rights.

Notice Hoggy's Constitutional ignorance. The First Amendment is the one that allows him to call pro-gunners "child murderers," pray at the altar of the Brady Campaign, and spread propaganda on CNN without fear of government persecution. A lack of backpack options is hardly a First Amendment issue. If Hogg really wants to invoke the Bill of Rights, it's the Fourth Amendment he should be invoking. That's the one dealing with privacy (unreasonable search and what not).

Since the day of the Parkland shooting, Hogg has been taking a dump all over the Bill of Rights. Then comes the moment he's in danger of his classmates seeing his menstrual products and bronzer through his messenger bag. Now, suddenly Dave's a Constitutional purist. How convenient.

Take note, young David. This is what happens when you push for a nanny state. Rights start stripping away, one by one. Eventually, Big Brother takes an axe to one you like.

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