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Keith Hackett's verdict

1) He can make the substitution – but he cannot sit in the dugout. When teams submit their team-sheets before the game, they have to name the occupants of the technical area, and that cannot change halfway through. You also need to make him aware that if he has just sacked his physio, the match cannot continue unless he finds a new one very quickly, or reaches an agreement with the opposition's medical team. Afterwards, make a full report to the authorities. Thanks to Neil Roberts.

2) Award the goal. You need to be confident that the striker didn't cause a danger to himself here (an indirect free-kick offence) – but wherever possible your instinct should be to avoid penalising players unnecessarily. He has won the ball fairly, scored a great goal – and, although footwear is compulsory, there was no obvious intervention point where the player could have replaced his boot. Why spoil a great piece of play?

Keith Turner wins the shirt.

3) What sort of an excuse is that? He has been lucky in the past – this time he gets his comeuppance. Show him a red card for "offensive, insulting or abusive language", and include a translation in your post-match report. Thanks to David Campion.

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