Had a little fun at home alone this afternoon and the poetic juices kind of started flowing! I couldn’t help but to just write it down and get a post out here before I changed my mind… This may be just a tiny bit “raunchier” than my normal blog entry and definitely NSFW!

I fucked myself in the ass today,

just something I wanted to try.

I fucked myself in the ass today,

a thought that could make many a grown man cry!

I fucked myself in the ass today,

with a large dildo on a pole.

I fucked myself in the ass today,

pressing deep into my darkest hole.

Standing tall with my legs spread wide,

then laying flat with nowhere to hide.

Still locked and chaste

there’s no need for haste.

I can just enjoy the elation

of a wonderful sensation!

I fucked myself in the ass today,

“working from home” may never be the same.

I fucked myself in the ass today,

and I absolutely feel NO shame!

I fucked myself in the ass today,

some may say that’s bad.

But I fucked myself in the ass today,

and it may well have been the best I’ve ever had!

So, yea… that happened. Obviously I can’t touch myself or have an orgasm without Angel (and no she was NOT present for this…) but there is still plenty of temptation for other avenues of solo pleasure sometimes! She hasn’t seen this “toy” yet, either. But now that I’ve given it a little test run I can’t wait to break it out some day with either her or I impaled on it for the other’s benefit! 🙂





I’ll Be Locked For Christmas

Lyrics by: pcguy0681

Music by: Dying Seed

To the tune of Bing Crosby’s classic melody: “I’ll Be Home For Christmas”