4/15/15 9:16AM

The children’s rhyme in question, “If You’re Happy and You Know It,” along with “The Hokey Pokey” give kids the important choice of gyrating their bodies or embarking in careful emotional introspection. THAT’S what it’s all about.

(Or Hokey Cokey if you’re from the Britains. Or Cokey Cokey if variance in consonants causes your tongue to twist.[Like Peggy Babcock. Peggy Babcock. Peggy Badcop. Pebby Bagpock. Pegbygabock.])

Nipples Out,

Jesse