EDIT 08 NOV 2013: Hello to all the random reddit people reading! If you want to see actual things I have won, click back through the archives; you used to be able to click the “Loot” link up near the top but at some point apparently an automatic wordpress update killed my categories. I have a backlog of neat stuff to post still, I’ll probably throw all that stuff up some time in December, but I haven’t had a chance to poke at the bot since I moved to the UK a year or so ago. If you have any questions I’ve posted in the relevant reddit threads, I’m /u/Narmotur.

Hello, all my readers who may or may not exist! I’m pretty much mostly settled in now (he says, having taken over 3 months to find a bed) and I hope to have some pictures soon of the many unopened envelopes I left in the US when I moved, thanks to my brother. If the quality is significantly worse than you’ve come to expect, blame him. If it’s significantly better, I taught him everything he knows.

That said, I’m still not sure what to do with the bot once I run through the backlog. I just don’t know if you can get as much useless crap off eBay in the UK for cheap, and should I switch to 1 pound earned per day or is that cheating somehow? These are the questions that weigh heavy on my soul. Someday I’ll answer them. Not today though.