I got a box from one of the spookiest places on Earth - Lockbourne, Ohio, home of ThinkGeek!

My Halloween match got me zombie goodies (cue up Kernkraft 400!)

I got a pack of dried zombie skin (OK for human consumption, crunchy and salty, buried and decomposed) as well as a bottle of Zach's Zombie Sauce (original hot - wake up the dead-mon!).

The packing slip also listed zombie mints, but I think they must have included the Invisible Man mints instead, because I couldn't find 'em. So, looks like I'm going to have zombie breath - but hey, it's all in Halloween fun!!

So to close, thank you, Halloween buddy! I'm going to have a zombietastic time with my holiday this year (and possibly scorch some of my friends with the hot sauce in the process) :D