Queen Elizabeth II will ‘pop her jugs out’ on the back of the new fifty-pound note to demonstrate its value over lesser notes, according to experts.

While it’s yet to be decided who will be the face of the new polymer note, Queen Elizabeth II will appear as usual on the back. Only this time, she will appear topless.

‘We wanted to do something to indicate the importance and gravity of the new fifty-pound note; and what better way than to ask the Queen to get her norks out?’ said Bank of England executive Sir Richard Richard.

The Queen will pose for the classy erotica later this month, before the design is made official.

Bookmakers have made Bobby Charlton the favourite to appear as the face of the new fifty-pound note, possibly alongside Meryl Streep.