Frederick*drinks his flask*



Ren: your not suprised?



Frederick: oh no I'm not surprised. Granted we live in a generation that doesn't up hold traditional values and do stupid shit like having sex before marriage. Hell I was married for a short time amd also a father



Ruby: what!? *jealous*



Frederick: yeah that is until a year ago my wife died from a energy sword in her chest



Ren: how are you still sane?



Frederick: took out all my rage against the covenant



Nora: you poor thing



Frederick: no need besides Ruby told me *gets silenced by Ruby*



Ruby: that where friends yes best friends



Jaune: Really?



Ruby*sighs*: We actually got married after getting drunk one night



Jaune*felt like a arrow went through his cheat*: What when did this happen!?



Ruby: two three weeks



Frederick: four months ago



Jaune*gets depressed in a corner*



Ruby: and I'm kinda pregnant for a week



Frederick: probably should have saved that last bit Rubes



Ruby: Wh*gun shot* No Jaune!



Frederick: I'll call an ambulance *removes the bullet from Jaunes foot*