May 29, 2013 by spacemanspiff30 I'm really bad about keeping these, please let me know

Once my plan to take over the world is put into effect, I will be able to sign all my pronouncements and they will be made in full color, none of that boring black.

When you go down as the most benevolent dictator in all of human history, you want your proclamations to be in vivid color. You know, for the kids to enjoy. Plus, as Doc Brown said, why not do it with style.