We Are Number One but every line is replaced by a line synonymous with the equivalent in the original and yet it still follows the intended rhyme scheme

Whoa!

We're the champions

Whoa!

We're the champions

Can you hear me?

This seminar will help deceive mundificants

It is of historical significance

When your skewed morality can bracket first

Prove to a captured fortitude that you're the worst

Just shadow my steps and move furtively

Your silence I demand assertively

Hush

Do not make contact!

We're the champions

Whoa!

We're the champions

Tee-hee-hee

Behold this mesh, which turned up not long ago

I'll tell you to fling, so give it a sling

Fling!

Toss this at them, not hence!

Ech, a different ploy may work

Observe and take notes

I'll now recite our plan

The skin of these fruits will skid that blue-clad man

Tee-hee-hee, huh? What are you lot up to?

Doo-dee-deedly-doo-doo-dee-doo, doo-dee-dee-dee-doo-dee-dee

We're the champions

Whoa!

Doo-dee-deedly-doo-doo-dee-doo, doo-dee-dee-dee-doo-dee-dee

We're the champions

Doo-dee-deedly-doo-doo-dee-doo, doo-dee-dee-dee-doo-dee-dee

We're the champions

Whoa!

Doo-dee-deedly-doo-doo-dee-doo, doo-dee-dee-dee-doo-dee-dee

We're the champions

Whoa!