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CH 1

"That's all of it." I said, setting down the briefcase.

"Are you sure?" He looked so suspiciously. I was wearing a purple and black checkered pleather corset and black latex full leg boots that laced up. My straight black hair went down to my butt with faded red ends.

"Yo baby, you better not be lying cause if you are we'll fuck you up and we'll kill your mother, sweetie." Said a guy wearing huge black leather gloves holding a gun.

I rolled my eyes. "Fuckin hell! I know that Mr Jobs. Do you think I'd be that stupid?"

Steve Jobs wearing a gold hazmat suit was standing on a forklift watching. His cronies were coming towards me with AK-47s pointing at me to pick up the briefcase with the money inside.

"Ok boys, showtime." My face did a vampire face morph and I gave them the finger.

Suddenly my dad, Marilyn Manson, Morpheus from the Matrix and Faith from Buffy the vampire slayer pulled into the warehouse in a cybertruck . That's right, my dad is Elon Musk and my mom is Grimes.

Ok, Flashback to when everything started.