The Blorg

A Soundboard For Friends

All audio clips taken from All Hail Blorg, Space Friends #01.

Friendship

We're going to have to conquer ourselves some friends

We want to go down, construct some kind of festival

Could it be a friend?

We're due to live for a very long time, and they will have no friends

Friends!

Friends don't hurt friends!

He's the closest thing we have to a friend

If you want to befriend someone, you have to learn what they like

I like the idea of remote monitoring, but is that really how you make friends?

This is why she's the leader, she has like six friends

It's weird that people without being friends can live that close to each other

Let's find our friends! Let's find our friends!

Lonely and friendless is not the way to go out into the universe

Making your friends isn't the same as making friends

Maybe we'll find some friends here!

... Yeah, because in the first chapter we didn't have any friends

Our first contact is protocol is 'peaceful', we're not going to start shooting at people. Unless that's the best way to make friends.

Powered Exoskeletons

So clearly we should have an easy time making friends

That seems like a not so good a way to make friends

The oligarchy are the privileged few who have four or five friends

They can't simulate friendship because they don't know how it works

We have no friends to study

They're actually very, very friendly, and they really like everyone

They're cultured and friendly, and people should really give them a break

We may have found friends

We really have to find some friends

We're just trying to find friends

We need friends

What if someone is standing between us and friends?

What if you find a planet and there's friends on it?

Whoever has the most friends, gets to be ruler

Why didn't we just make our own friends?

The Friendly Amoeba

A potential friend with a slightly more... aggressive... personality than most

I've never experienced someone wanting to be our friend that aggressively before

I'm okay with being the creepy neighbour

Oh God, it's coming towards us

He did not like our cake! Or that we went through his trash!

OK, it bypassed Blorg

We now understand the amoebas; we know what kind of cake they like

The Party Invite

And we are most definitely translating our party invite

It's a party invite! We're going to a party!

It's not a party invite?

I would assume it's some type of invite to a party

Maybe this one is a party invite

There might be a party invite somewhere in the library

Everyone's giddy about the party

The Blorg

Big shambling mound of green stuff... and tentacles

Blorg in the Blorg System

Blorg science is just not advanced enough to make something that actually likes a Blorg

But of course, we are a mushroom

Even our planet rejected us

Everyone loves the Blorg

Finally, we can help people move

We're going to be repugnant, obviously

We're going to take energy weapons, because that's the cultured thing to do

I can see why we're so popular

One might think that the Blorg would have mushroom names

Plutocratic Friendicharchy

The Blorg are a very cultured species

The Blorg have something going for them

There must be someone out there who doesn't find the Blorg repugnant

They are solitary, but not by choice

They have everything going for them

We are the Blorg. You will be befriended. Resistance is futile.

We're a cultured species

We're cultured mushrooms

We'll have an election in about 37 years, because that's about how long it takes for someone else to make enough friends

Who would want to be enemies with the Blorg, anyways?

Misc

Awww!

Awwww!

He will be sad and unemployed

Hooray!

Hooray!

Look we're not going to judge, if they are fart people

Nobody's that popular

Oh, fart people

Oh, this is exciting

Robots are horrible

Robots slums; the worst slums

This is what we've been doing wrong all along!

You know what this means? We get a little bonus