REMEMBER: NEVER – EVER TRUST THE MAINSTREAM DEMOCRAT MEDIA!

The hacks at The New York Times released a hit piece on Donald Trump tonight.

(Gee, who could have seen that coming!?!)

In their article a woman says she was groped by Donald Trump.

In his 70 years of being in the media spotlight Donald Trump HAS NEVER been accused of groping or assaulting a woman.

But their candidate Hillary needs some assistance.

So The New York Times ran with the hit piece, anyway.

Too bad they got punked.

The woman in their story fed them lines from a Velvet Underground song.

Oh-My-God!

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Via Mike Cernovich:

She took her story from a Velvet Underground song!

Whoa. “Like an octopus” line is from a song and previous famous news story. New blog from NYT is a hoax! pic.twitter.com/tjwn0fD2r9 — Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) October 13, 2016

They got punked!

Duke lacrosse- hoax, posted in NY Times. Rolling Stone/UVa – hoax, posted in NY Times. Today’s story is another hoax! — Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) October 13, 2016

here’s the song…

Like an Octopus!

“He was like an octopus” “His hands were all over the place”. This is from a Velvet underground song. https://t.co/Y01me2mSDM pic.twitter.com/UQ64nw6gbf — ((Queen Deplorable)) (@KillAnderson) October 13, 2016

Meanwhile Wikileaks continues to release documents that show NY Times reporters were in bed with the Hillary campaign.

For some reason that didn’t make any splashy headlines in today’s paper.

More here.