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00:00 - 00:03 Mr. Fioranelli, half of the MLS season is now done

00:04 - 00:05 To recap:

00:05 - 00:07 Mikael Stahre has came in from Sweden

00:08 - 00:12 As you know, our other major signings were Eriksson, Quintana, and Qwiberg

00:12 - 00:15 We can now inform you of our results thus far

00:17 - 00:19 Surely, the season must have

00:19 - 00:21 been a success.

00:24 - 00:26 Mr. Fioranelli,

00:27 - 00:28 Unfortunately...

00:31 - 00:33 Unfortunately we sit bottom of the table

00:34 - 00:36 Dead last out of twenty three teams

00:53 - 00:58 Can the following stay: Leitch, Covelo, Costa, and Ralston

01:13 - 01:15 What the fuck is this?

01:15 - 01:17 What the hell happened?

01:18 - 01:23 I was told that I had made the best signings

01:25 - 01:28 I was told that this season would be a success

01:29 - 01:31 How can we be this bad?

01:31 - 01:34 Even below Colorado and DC United?

01:34 - 01:37 The season is ruined. We are finished!

01:37 - 01:40 There is nothing left to play for now

01:40 - 01:42 Mr. Fioranelli, there are still almost twenty games left

01:42 - 01:46 But how many points out of the playoff spots?

01:46 - 01:48 Mr. Fioranelli, only eighteen behind Portland

01:48 - 01:52 Then its even worse than I would have thought

01:53 - 01:54 Its over!

01:56 - 01:57 What things will Doyle, Warshaw

01:57 - 02:00 and the others at mlssoccer.com have

02:00 - 02:03 to say about this garbage team

02:04 - 02:08 We will be the laughing stock of United States soccer!

02:08 - 02:13 Imagine what the Galaxy fans and the snobby TA must be saying about us

02:14 - 02:16 This should have been our year

02:17 - 02:21 Our greatest chance, with the Western Conference so weak and open!

02:27 - 02:29 I thought that it would work

02:30 - 02:34 That Vako and Eriksson would be fine, be fine as inverted wingers

02:34 - 02:36 Apparently not so much

02:41 - 02:42 Yeferson Quintana...

02:43 - 02:47 Quintana was meant to command the back, but now you say we have conceded 39 goals?

02:48 - 02:53 I was told that the MLS was a bad league, and that cheap Europeans

02:54 - 02:56 would be more than enough to win

02:56 - 02:59 That Qwiberg would slot in so nicely,

03:00 - 03:02 despite coming from the fucking Swedish second division

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, there's no relegation in MLS

03:14 - 03:16 I know what I have to do

03:19 - 03:23 No choice. The ownership will not give me the funds, so I must

03:25 - 03:26 make do with this instead

03:31 - 03:33 Contact Ramiro Corrales

03:40 - 03:46 I hear he is still playing at Santa Cruz Breakers, whoever on earth they are

03:46 - 03:49 Try to bring back Landon Donovan