1. Complete this sentence. I think Madonna, Prince & Twisted Sister are?

2. When Jerry Falwell goes to McDonald's he orders?

3. What kind of car do you drive?

4. How do you take your coffee?

5. What's your biggest vice?

6. Would you ever host Saturday Night Live?

7. Who's the most dangerous person in the U.S.?

8. Many people hate you. How does that feel?

9. What do you think of Miami Vice?

10. Who's the sexiest woman around?

11. Does your toilet paper roll from the top or the bottom?

12. What do you like on your pizza?

13. Which do you prefer... the new coke or coke classic?

14. How did the devil last tempt you?

15. What do you think of head cheese?

: HAWT! WOOO HOOO! Well, except for Prince - she's a black chick, so I only go half-stock.: A black coffee, and a bran muffin - because when you're full of shit, you gotta start the day out with the big guns. Then I get pissed that they don't have bran muffins, and proceed to punch a Mexican baby in the face.: An ambulance. You'd be surprised how many hit-and-run victims cry out for Jesus when they are clinging to life.: Black - like I said before. I take a lot of things black; money, coffee, limos, hatred... but not women.: Did you ever read that Hustler story that I sued Larry Flint over? Yeah... let's just say that I accidentally wrote one of my write-in stories on my own letterhead. OOPS. I'm just mad that he took credit for coming up with it on his own.: Only after they fired all the sodomites and Jews.: Larry Flint. Hell on wheels, I tell ya!: Confused. Why, I love them all like I love my own mother.: That show with the infamous homosexual Don Johnson? What, he's straight? Mark my words - that's a lie.: Anita Bryant. Why, I'd squeeze her oranges all day, and gobble the dribbling juices! Later, I'd clean her singing pipes with my cartoonishly over-sized pipe cleaner - if you know what I mean!: From the top. Sometimes, I find from the bottom works well too. I might just start switching it up - surprise the old lady, ya know. She always thought I was ply-curious.: Orphan tears and immigrant babies. Already-born immigrant babies - NO to abortion!: I actually prefer bathroom coke, with a stranger named Julio.: I already said that I got half-stock for that black trollop Prince, didn't I?: Oral sex is a sin, and any cheese derived from it is straight from the pits of HELL!