The AFC and NFC championship games are going down this weekend, meaning that you will soon have the answer to the question: "Which team must I pretend to root for between hovering around the seven-layer dip and hovering around the charcuterie plate during the Super Bowl?" Unless you are a fan of the Packers, Seahawks, Colts or Patriots, of course, in which case you definitely care more about the game. But what we're trying to get as is this: who the hell can worry about professional football at a time like this?! We want to talk about The Kitten Bowl!

The Hallmark Channel's second-annual Kitten Bowl is airing on Sunday, Feb 1, and if you dare to ask us what's so important about a Kitten Bowl, well then we fear for your soul, sir or ma'am.