Children's Rhymes From the Eighties

The purpose of this page is to list out various childrens' rhymes that were popular during the 80s. McDonald's has it's own web page. I will pretty much ignore most anything that starts with "Roses are Red" unless it's something about an 80s icon.

This page currently edited by: MereBear22. Past editor: Banasy

Miss Sue, (clap, clap)

Miss Sue (clap, clap)

Miss Sue from Alabama,

Let's make a movie,

Sittin' in a rocker,

Eatin' Betty Crocker,

Hey wise girl,

Whatcha gonna do,

When your mama's at work,

Baby's got the flu,

Daddy's got the chicken pox,

And so do you?

Take an a b c d e f g,

Take an h i j k l m n o p,

Take a booty shot,

take a booty shot,

And FREEZE!!

I have seen the glory of the burning of the school

we have tortured every teacher,

we have broken every rule

we have barbecued the principal,

destroyed the PTA,

our school keeps burning on

Marijuana, Marijuana

PCP, PCP

Betty Crocker makes it,

Ronald Reagan takes it,

Why can't we? Why can't we?

Jingle bells,

Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg.

The Batmobile lost a wheel

And Joker took ballet.

Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,

Miss Susie went to heaven, The steamboat went to...

Hello operator, please give me number nine,

And if you disconnect me, I'll chop of your...

Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass,

Miss Susie sat on it, and broke her little...

Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,

The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park,

Miss Susie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the...

D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark,

Dark is like a movie, A movie's like a show,

A show is like a TV set, and that is all...

I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa,

I know I know my sister, with the 80 meter bra!

My mom was born in England, My dad was born in France,

I was born in diapers, I couldn't fit in pants.

My mom is Godzilla, My dad is King Kong,

My brother is the stupid one, who made up this dumb song!

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to have a little fun,

Stupid Jill forgot the pill,

and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

Jack got horny, Jill got corny

and now they have a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to smoke some marijuana

Jack got high, unzipped his fly

and Jill said "Ooh, I wanna."

Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell.

Miss Suzie went to heaven, Her steamboat went to...

Hell-o operator, give me number nine.

If you disconnect me, I'll kick your big...

Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.

Miss Suzie sat upon it, and cut her little...

Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies.

The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park.

Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the...

D-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark,

Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,

Darker than the underwear Miss Suzie puts on me!

Joy to the world, Hussein is dead

We barbecued his head.

What happened to his body?

We flushed it down the potty.

And around and around it goes

And around and around it goes.

And around, around, around it goes.

Yankie Doodle went to town

riding on a rockit.

Stuck his finger up his butt

and found some Hershey Chocolate.

Mary had a little lamb

she took it to a wedding.

She tied it to a lampost

and kicked it's f**kin head in!

Miss Suzie had a steeamboat, her steamboat had a bell.

When Suzie went to heaven, her steamboat went to

Hell-o operator, give me number nine.

And if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big

Behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass.

When Suzie sat upon it, she cut her big fat

Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The cows are in the pasture baking apple pies.

Liar,

Liar!

Pants are on fire!

Reply:

I don't care,

I don't care!

I can buy another pair!

Last night and the night before

24 robbers came a knocking at my door

I went to the door to let them in

And they hit me in the head with a rolling pin

Down on the banks of the hanky panky.

Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky.

With the eeeps, ops, soda pops,

the frog missed the lily and he went ker-plop.

Ice Cream Soda

Delaware punch.

We are the members of the honey bunch

Not because we're dirty

Not because we're clean

Not because we kissed a boy

Behind a magazine

Hey Girls!

How bout a fight?

Here comes (fill in name) with her skirt on tight!

She can wiggle

She can giggle

She can do the splits

Bet ya 50 dollars that

She can't do this!

A B C D E F G.....

Mail man, mail man

Do your duty

Here comes the girl

With the big 'ol booty

She can do the hot stuff

She can do the splits

But most of all she can

Kiss, kiss, kiss

K-I-S-S

Ice cream soda, Hawaiian punch

Who's the name of your honey bunch?

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z



(Jump rope game. The letter you mess up with is the letter you use.)

Jingle bells, Batman smells

Robin flew away

Wonder Woman lost her bosoms

flying all the way

When Pebbles was a teenager,

a teenager,

a teenager

When Pebbles was a teenager

this is what she said;

Ooh Ahh,

I lost my bra,

I think I left it

in my boyfriend's car

Inky Pinky Ponky,

Daddy bought a donkey.

Donkey died, daddy cried.

Inky Pinky Ponky!

Milk, milk lemonade

'Round the corner fudge is made.

Put your finger in the hole,

Now you got a Tootsie Roll.

Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick.

So she called for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick.

The doctor took a look at her and said,

"Well Miss Polly, put her straight to bed!"

He wrote out a prescription for a pill, pill, pill.

"I'll be back tomorrow with my bill, bill, bill."

Row Row Row your boat

gently down the stream

Throw your teacher overboard

and listen to her scream.

Me and my boyfriend went on a date.

He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake.

He brought me home with a bellyache.

I called the doctor and I cried

"Doctor, Doctor, will I die?"

The doctor said "Close your eyes and count to five."

One, two, three, four, five, I'm alive!

Jingle bells,

Jingle bells,

Santa Claus Is dead.

Grandma took an M16

and shot him in the head.

HEY!



I went to a chinese resturant,

to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread,

he wrapped it up in a 1/4 pound bag,

and this is what he said to me....

My name is...

Kay Ai Pickle Ai

Pickle Ai Kay Ai

come from Polly

Polly Wally Whisky

Chinese chopsitcks...

Chow....

POW!



The Addams family started

when uncle fester farted

they all became retarded

the addams family

To the tune of "Ontop Of Old Smokey"

Ontop of spaghetti,

all covered with cheese.

I lost my poor meatball,

when somebody sneezed.

It rolled on the table

and onto the floor.

I found my poor meatball

had rolled out the door.

It rolled in the garden,

and under a bush.

I found my poor meatball,

was nothing but mush.

The very next morning,

I found a bush,

all covered in meatballs,

all covered with cheese.

So if you have spaghetti,

all covered with cheese.

Hang onto your meatballs,

and don't ever sneeze.



James Brown glad to meetchea drop your draws and follow meshea in the

bushes we may goshea lay down and be assochea won't your daddy

be surprised to see your belly rise won't yo momma be disgusted

to see your belly busted 2,4,6,8,10 ............

Driving down the highway, Highway 44, **Blank** let a big one, and

blew me out the door, the driver couldn't stand it, the engine fell

apart, and all you could smell was a SUPERSONIC FART!!!

One day I was walking Walking to the fair I met a sinorita with flowers in her hair O shake it sinorita shake it if you can shake it like a milkshake and shake it once again she waddled to the bottom she waddled to the top she turned around she turned around until she hollered S-T-O-P Stop!

I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread, he wrapped it up in tissue paper and this is what I said, said, said. My name is KI PICKLE I PICKLE I KI BUM BUM BIRDY WALLA WALLA WHISKEY INDIAN CHIEF!

Joy to the world Heusein is we shot him in the head what happened to his body we flushed it down the potty around and around it goes around and around it goes around it goes what happened to his eyeballs we threw them at the school walls smush smush smush

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some mari-juana Jack got high unzipped his fly and jill said, "I don't wann-a"

Molasses, molasses, icky, sticky goo Molasses, molasses they get all over you

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps Cockeyed Mosquitos and bow-legged ants I stand before you to sit behind you To tell you something I know nothing about. Christopher Crabface sailed the Missisloppy river in 1492.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Crazy Jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter

Jack and Jill went up a hill.Jack got horny and Jill got corny and now they have a son. Jake and Jill went up a hill.Jack got corny and Jill got horny and now they have a daughter.

I see London, I see France, I see (someone's name)underpants.

Is it blue, or is it pink? I don't know but it sure does stink!



Michael Jackson (alternate version):

I pledge allegience to the flag; Michael Jackson is a fag.

Pepsi Cola burnt him up- now he's drinking 7UP!

7UP has no caffiene; Now he's singing Billie Jean.

Billie Jean was not his lover and his nose is made of rubber!

Rubberface, but don't repeat it- now his dance steps are to Beat It.

Beat It now & don't you tell her this fine tale about the Thriller.



I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread They wrapped it up in tissue paper and this is what he said My name is K-I-pickle-I Pickle-I-K-I Humpback birdie Walla walla whiskey Chinese porkchop Bow wow puppy dog chow!

Jumprope rhyme: strawberry shortcake, cream on top tell me the name of your sweetheart is it A B C D E.....

Oh Johnny playmate, Come out and play with me and bring your dollies 3 climb up my apple tree slide down my rain barrel into my cellar door and we'll be jolly friends forever more - more - more ! Verse 2: Oh Johnny playmate, I cannot play with you. My dolly has the flu, Boohoo, hoohoo, hoo, hoo. Ain't got no rain barrel, Ain't got no cellar door. But we'll be jolly friends, Forever more,more, more,more,more

Miss Susie had a Steamboat the Steamboat had a bell ( ding ding )Miss Susie went to heaven the Steamboat went to HELL-O operater give me # 9 and if you disconnect me i'll kick you from BEHIND the fridgerator there was a peice of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little ASS-K me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow the bees are in their hives Miss Susie and her Boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K- DARK the Dark is like a Movie the Movie's like a show a Show is like a TV set and that is all i know i know my Ma i know i know my Pa i know i know my Sister with the 40 acre bra my Ma gave me a nickel and my Pa gave me a dime my Sister gave me a boyfriend his name is Frankinstien he made me do the dishes he made me do the wash he made me clean his underwear so i kicked him into squash i kicked him into London i kicked into France i kicked into Hawaii where he learned the Hawaiian dance ( hula hula )



On top of spaghetti all coverd with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, and onto the floor, and then my poor meatball, rolled right out the door. It rolled through the garden, and under a bush. When I found my meatball t'was nothing but mush.

Late last night, when we were all in bed, Old Mother Leary left the lantern in the shed, And when the cow kicked it over, she winked her eye and said, "It'll be a hot time in old town tonight!"

Me Chinese Me no dumb Me stick finger in Daddy's bum Daddy go fart and me go zoom That's how I get home so soon!

I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal!

Hey mom, whats for dinner? Pick your nose, and pick me a winner.

Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell. Miss Suzie went to heaven, Her steamboat went to... Hell-o operator, give me number nine. If you disconnect me, I'll kick your big... Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass. Miss Suzie sat upon it, and cut her little... Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park. Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the... D-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark, Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, Darker than the naked boy, Casing after me!

Three, six, nine... The goose drank wine. The monkey chewed tobacco on a street car line. The line broke, the monkey choked, and they all went to heaven in a little row boat.

Put your two cigarettes in let me hear you cough sir.

[Cough, Cough, Cough.] Very bad indeed sir. How much do you need sir?

Spider-Girl, Spider-girl, The sight of a housefly makes her hurl. Spins a web, any size, When they ask her age, Spider-Girl lies. LOOK OUT!!! Here comes the Spider-Girl. Is she strong? Listen, bud, She's got water insteade of blood. Can she swing, from a thread? Take a look, overhead. HEY THERE!!! There goes the Spider-Girl. In the chill of the night, At the scene of a crime. Like a streeeeak of light, She arrive just out of time. Spider-Girl, Spider-Girl, Cowardly neighborhood Spider-Girl. Wealth and fame, she's ignored, "Action" is, her reward.

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.

He's Popeye the sailor man (toot, toot). He lives in a garbage can (toot, toot). He likes to go swimmin' with bow legged women... He's Popeye the sailor man (toot, toot).

Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker ran away

Mama mama cant you see, what the army did to me, they took away my favorite jeans, now I am wearing army greens, I went downtown to see my dad, he was looking pretty sad, I asked him could I cheer him up, he told me to shut up, I went downtown to see my mom, she was chewing spirit gum, I asked her if I could have some, she looked at me like I was dumb, I went downtown to milk a cow, I swear to god I dont know how

I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread. He put it in a half pound bag and this is what he said said said "My name is Kayai Yippie Ai Yippie Ai Kayai Humble Berries Chocolate Cherries Wally Wally Whiskey Chinese Chopsticks Chop chop chow!"

I'm a little smelly skunk, sitting under someone's bunk Nobody want to sleep with me I'm as smelly as can be Second verse - Same as the first! A little bit louder and a little bit worse! (repeat song louder)

Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid and egg The batmobile lost it's wheel and Joker got away, hey!

Hand clapping game Winston tastes good like a cigarette should like oh ah wanta piece of pie pie to sweet, want a piece of meat meat to tough, want ride a bus bus to full want to ride a bull bull to fast want my money back money to green want a jelly bean bean to red want to go to bed now close your eyes and count to ten, if you miss start over again 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Down down baby, down by the rollercoaster. sweet sweet baby, I'll never let you go shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy pow! shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy pow! grandma grandma, sick in bed. she called the doctor and the doctor said let's get the rhythm of the head *ding dong!* let's get the rhythm of the head *ding dong!* let's get the rhythm of the hands *clap clap* let's get the rhythm of the hands *clap clap* let's get the rhythm of the feet *stomp stomp* let's get the rhythm of the feet *stomp stomp* let's get the rhythm of the hot dog let's get the rhythm of the hot dog put it all together and what do you get? ding dong, clap clap, stomp stomp, hot dog! put it all backwards and what do you get? hot dog, stomp stomp, clap clap, ding dong!

I ran past the corner I ran past the block I ran right into a doughnut shop I picked out a doughnut with lots of grease And gave the lady a five cent peice She looked at the money and she looked at me This money isn't good she said you see There's a hole in the middle and I could see right through There's a hole in the doughnut too Thanks for the doughnut toot-a-loo

MISS SUE (CLAP CLAP) MISS SUE FROM ALABAMA SHE'S HAVIN A PARTY CHICA BOOM CHICA BOOM CHICA BOOM BOOM BOOM MAMA GOT THE MEASELS DADDY GOT THE FLU I AIN'T LYIN NEITHER ARE YOU JUST SITTIN IN THE FIELD PEALING WHITE POTATAS SITTIN IN THE HALL DRINKIN ACHAHOL GOT TO DRUNK I FELL OUT HOW MANY HOURS WAS I KNOCKED OUT

MICKEY MOUSE BUILT A HOUSE AND MADE IT OUT OF GLASS. DAFFY DUCK MESSED IT UP AND MADE ME KICK HIS A**

I was going to Kentucky, I was going to a fair I met a senorita with diamonds in her hair Oh, shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it all you can Shake it like a milkshake Shake it once again Turn to the east Turn to the west Turn to the one that you like best

Mailman mailman do your duty here comes the lady with the african booty she can do the pop-pop she can do the splits but most of all she can kiss kiss kiss...k-i-s-s-i-n-g (as reciting each letter girls get lower into the splits)

Miss Susie had a baby she named him Tiny Tim She put him in the bath tub to see if he can swim He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit his throat miss susie called the doctor miss susie called nurse she called the lady with the alligator purse sick said the doctor bellyache said the nurse pizza said the lady with the alligator purse.

My boyfriend gave me peaches , My boyfriend gave me pears , My boyfriend gave me 50 cents to kiss him on the stairs. I gave him back his peaches , I gave him back his pears , I gave him back his 50 cents and kicked him down the stairs.

My boyfriend gave me peaches , My boyfriend gave me pears , My boyfriend gave me 50 cents to kiss him on the stairs. I gave him back his peaches , I gave him back his pears , I gave him back his 50 cents and kicked him down the stairs.

I'm chiquita banana and I'm here to say , get rid of your teacher the easy way, put the banana peel on the floor and watch your teacher fly out the door.

My mother, your mother, lived across the street 1819 Blueberry Street Everytime they had a fight this is what they said: Boys are rotten, made out of cotton Girls are handy, made out of candy Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars Boys drink whiskey to get more friskey Girls drink Pepsi, to get more sexy

Miss Lucy had a baby She named him Tiny Tim She put him in the bathtub To see if he could swim He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't go down his throat Miss Lucy called the doctor The doctor called the nurse The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse In walked the doctor In walked the nurse In walked the lady with the alligator purse Measles said the doctor Mumps said the nurse Nothing said the lady with the alligator purse A dollar charged the docter Fifty cents charged the nurse Nothing charged the lady with the alligator purse Out walked the doctor Out walked the nurse Out walked the lady with the alligator purse

My boyfriends name is fatty He comes from Cincinatti With a pimple on his nose And two fat toes And this is how my story goes. (Done to hand clapping)

Lulu had a baby she called him Sonny Jim She took him to the bathroom to see if he could swim He swam to the bottom, he swam to the top Lulu got excited and pulled him by the ... Cocktail shandy have another glass if you don't like it, Stick it up your ... Ask no questions tell no lies, Ever seen a copper doing up his ... Flies are dangerous, bees are worse, That the end of my little verse!

Miss Mary Mack mack mack all dressed in black black black with silver buttons buttons buttons all down her back back back She went upstairs stairs stairs to ask her mother mother mother for 15 cents cents cents to see the elephants elephants elephants jump over the fence fence fence. They jumped so high high high they reached the sky sky sky, and they did'nt come back back back 'til the first of July July July July can�TMt walk walk walk July can�TMt talk talk talk July can�TMt eat eat eat With a fork and a knife knife knife

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, pulled out knives and shot each other, two deaf policemen heard this noise, came and shot those two dead boy, if you don't believe this lie is true, you can ask the blindman who saw it all too.

Miss.Suzie had a steaboat the steamboat had a bell(toot toot) Miss.Suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator please give me #9if you disconnect me ill kick you from ebhind the shower curtain there laid a piece of glass. Miss.Suzie went to get it and hurt her little ask me no more questions please tell me no more lies the boys are in the shower pulling down their flies are in the city the bees are in the park Miss.Suzie's with her boyfriend kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K DARK DARK DARK. THE DARK IS LIKE A MOVIE A MOVIE IS LIKE A SHOW A SHOW IS LIKE video and thats all i know i know iknow my ma i know i know my pa my ma was born in London my pa was born i france i was born in th hospital without my under pants. My ma went back to London my Pa went back to France i went back to the hospital to get back my underpants

Miss Suzie had a steamboat, her steamboat had a bell (ding ding), Miss Suzie went to heaven, her steamboat went to... HELL...o operator please give me number nine, And if you disconnect me I'll cut off your... Behind the refridgerator there lay a piece of glass Miss Suzie sat upon it and cut her big fat... Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you now more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park, Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the... D-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark. The dark is like the movies,the movies' like the show, The show is like tv and that is all I know... Know know, I know I know my ma I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the 80 meter bra. My mother is Godzilla, my father is King Kong. My sister is the idiot who made up this dumb song. My mother gave me a nickle, my father gave me a dime My sister gave me a boyfriend,his name was Frankenstein. He made me do the dishes, he made me wash the floor He made we wash his underpants and I kicked him out the door! I kicked him over London, I kicked him over France, I kicked him over Hollywoood and he lost his underpants. Miss Suzie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim. She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap. He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat. Miss Suzie called the doctor, Miss Suzie called the nurse Miss Suzie called the lady with the alligator purse. Chicken pox said the doctor, measles said the nurse Nothing said the lady with the alligator purse. Pennicillan said the doctor, caster oil said the nurse. Pizzia said the lady with the alligator purse! Miss Suzie knocked the doctor. Miss Suzie punched the nurse. Miss Suzie paid the lady with the alligator purse!

Lemonade (clap, clap, clap) Crunchy Ice (clap, clap, clap) Beat it once (clap, clap, clap) Beat it twice (clap, clap, clap) Lemonade, Crunchy Ice, Beat it once, Beat it twice, Oh yeah...

Jingle bells batman smells robin layed egg, Batmobile had lost it's wheel, And joker played ballet, batman's in the kitchen, robin's in the hall joker's in the bathroom peeing on the wall

Like Totally, For Sure, I Just Got A Manicure, The Sun, I Swear, Is Bleaching Up My Gorgeous Hair, 33, 44, I Don't Know The Stupid Score Go, Go Fight, Fight Gee I Hope I Look All Right Go, Go Fight, Fight Gooooo ?????!

Monchichi, monchichi I can see somebody (do seeing motion with your hand) Monchichi, monchichi I can do karate (do hand chopping moting on your arm) Monchichi, monchichi I can play Atari (do joystick playing motion with hands) Monchichi, monchichi - oops! (push someone on there forehead) I'm sorry.

Ice cream soda swimming on top, give me the initials of your sweetheart. (began callig off letters of the alphabet, whatever letter you "get out" on is the initial of your sweetheart. This is to be done with jumproping.

Make new friends, But screw the old. The one is silver, And the other's mold.

Ice cream soda Cherry on top Who's your (boyfriend/girlfriend) I forgot A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, I, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z. The one you land on is the one you use.

Quack a dilly Oh My , quack quack quack Say cinco cinco cinco cinco sack! Follow follow stick your head in yellow jello, 1 2 3 4 7 8 9 10

Lemonade Crunchie ice Sip it once Sip it twice Lemonade ,crunchie ice, sip it once,sip it twice turn around, touch the ground, FREEZE(see who stays still the longest)

Little Sally Walker Sitting in a saucer Rise Sally Rise Wipe your weepy eyes Put your hand on your hips and let your back bone shake OH shake it to the east OH shake it to the west OH shake it to the one that you love the best! Papa said so Mama said so That's the way you shake it if you want to catch a beau Shake it east Shake it west Until you've got enough I've got enough I've got enough I've got a pocket full of stuff!

May-Pops They make your feet feel fine May-Pops They cost a dollar ninety-nine * We called the knock-off tennis shoes "May-Pops" here, but in other places they were also called "Bobo's" or "Buddies."

My heart is too much together, i like the weather, Bring back the memories,and its so many many many,to tell the story story story, my heart goes criss cross tomato sauce, boom boom tomato, boom tomato,boom boom tomato freeze!

Miss Mary Matt Matt Matt All dressed in Black Black Black With silver Buttons Buttons Buttons All down her Back Back Back She asked her mother mother mother for 50 cents cents cents to watch the elephants elephants elephants go jump the fence fence fence he jumped so high high high he reached the sky sky sky and never came back back back till the 4th of July ly ly

Here's Maggie Thatcher (open palms) Throw her up and catch her (gesture throw and catch) Squish Squash, Squish Squash (rub palms together) There's Maggie Thatcher (open palms)

Miss Lucy had a baby She named him Tiny Tim She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He died th next morning With bubbles in is throat Miss Lucy called the doctor Miss Lucy called the nurse Miss Lucy called the lady with the alligator purse In walked the doctor In walked the nurse In walked the lady with the alligator purse

Ticky Ticky Tim-bo No saw rim-bo Char-E Bar-E Rooch-E Pip Perry Pimble

Miss Susie had a baby, His name was Tiny Tim, She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim, He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap, he tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat. Miss Susie called the Doctor, The Doctor called the nurse, The nurse called the lady with the alligator purse. Out went the water, out went the soap, out went the bathtub, that wouldn't fit down his throat, out went the doctor, out went the nurse, out went the lady with the alligator purse.

There's a land on mars where the women smoke cigars the men wear bikinis and the children drink martinis every breath you take is enough to kill a snake when the snake dies you put diamond in his eyes when the diamonds crack you put mustard on his back when the mustard fades you call the king of spades when the king of spades says stop (the ones who move are out) when the king of spades says go (repeat last two lines until last person is standing)

East side, west side, My boyfriend took me to the candy store. Bought me ice cream, bought me cake, brought me home with a bellyache. Momma, momma, I'm so sick, call the doctor, quick, quick quick. Doctor, doctor, will I die? I don't know let's count to five. 1 2 3 4 5 I'm Alive!

Kawasaki let the good time roll Flush your teacher down the toilet bowl When she comes through the sewer pipe Run her over with your motor bike

Strawberry shortcake, cream on top tell me the name of your sweetheart is it A B C D E..... (the letter you land on you have to have sex with)

bin ban choo choo train girl you think you got it all but you dont i do so boom wiht that additude bing bang choo choo train resses pieces 7 up mess with me ill mess you up

Buddies , make your feet feel fine Buddies , cost a dollar ninety-nine Bobos , make your feet feel fine Bobos , cost a nickel and a dime Bobos , they are made by hobos!

Susie had a baby she called it sunnyjim, she took it to the Lavie to see if it could swim, it sank to the bottom, it bubbled to the top susie didn't like it so she pulled it by its cocktail whiskey; two and six a glass, if you dinna like it you can stick it up your ask no questions tell no lies, this is the end of a little chinese verse. Theres another verse about a fly, anyone know what it is?

down by the banks of the banks of the hanky panky. Were the bull frogs jump to bank to bankyit gog hip bamb bomb soda pop the frog missed the lilly and he went ker-plop.

The boat was sailing, before it sank, the captain went to have a... biscuit with chocolate, melted inside he gets his chocolate from his ... The chcolate was horrible, children were sick, so the chcolatier covered it all over his ...

See, See my enemy, come out and play with me I'll bring my garden hose and shove it up your nose I'll turn it on and watch your head explode and we'll be jolly enemies for ever more more shut the door don't came back till your 94

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