Did Gisele go home early or something? I mean I’ve been doing Barstool for like 13 or 14 years. I’ve never seen Tom get after it like he is tonight. It’s like he just let all the stress of Deflategate go and just got shitfaced. Even Gronk has been turned into a spectator. I think every chick in the room is suddenly in play.

Seriously though where is Gisele? And Brady dancing with god damn superbowl ring brass knuckles is such a power move I can’t even stand it.