A Woot Classic Moment

We’re having so much fun being lazy reading these old write-ups that we’ve decided to share them with you through the end of our 10th birthday month! Check out this refurb- uh, classic.

Save the Robot Children: January 26th, 2007:

Woot is preparing to move its headquarters and warehouse into a larger facility - but some members of the Woot family may get left behind. Despite our best efforts, we have been unable to find homes for thousands of Roombas. We love them like our own children, but no way are we lugging all these things to the new place. They're really heavy, see.

So we're asking again: won't you please find it in your heart to give a good home to an iRobot Roomba Discovery SE? For just pennies a day, you can know the joy and convenience that only Roomba adoption provides. The newest member of your family will gratefully pitch in with chores, cleaning your floors with a diligent brush-and-vacuum combination and storing the dirt in a 31-cubic-inch dust bin. You can choose between three different cleaning levels depending on the job at hand, or the Roomba Discovery SE can rely on its own soil sensors. Its battery runs for up to two hours at a time, upon the expiration of which the Roomba will return to its home base to recharge. All of our Roomba Discovery SEs come complete with two Virtual Wall units, a remote control, and a wall mount. And we guarantee that every one is fully vaccinated and housebroken.

Don't just stand by while these unwanted Roombas are crying out for someone like you. Don't let us leave them behind to crawl, lonely and forlorn, through the empty warehouse. All they want is a family to love and a floor to clean - won't you give them that?

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