Haddonfield Police Department has confirmed the arrest of Michael McDonald Myers, the famous murderer who has been terrorizing the town for years. Despite the fact that the community of Haddonfield can now rest easy, a local psychiatrist is calling for the release of the sociopath:

“Free my homie Mikey, he dindu nuffin,” said Dr. Samuel Loomis on social media. “This is police brutality at it’s finest. #MurdererLivesMater,” continued Loomis on his twitter account.

Dr. Loomis has been treating Myers ever since the murderer was a kid and over time the two developed a special bond. Although Myers is behind many of the worst crimes that the world has ever seen, Loomis believes that Myers and his actions are misunderstood.

“Mikey didn’t really mean to kill all those people. For example he was trying to teach his sister not to play with sharp objects when he accidentally decapitated her, but I’m sure we’ve all done that before. He may have electrocuted a homeless man and slaughtered a bunch of stray dogs, but it was his way of cleaning the streets. And let’s not forget the one time he thought us the importance of abstinence when he repeatedly stabbed that one horny couple making out in the woods. This whole time Mikey was showing us that he loves this town and its residents so much that he’s willing to go to any extreme to prove it.”

Despite being charged for countless murders and assaults, Loomis doesn’t blame Myers for his actions. “I blame today’s society for Mikey’s unintentional actions, especially those violent video games like PokemonGO and AngryBirds.”

Loomis now hopes that his ‘best friend forever’ will be saved by a higher power.

“I already tweeted to Donald Trump Jr and told him Mikey is a huge #MAGA fan. In no time Mikey should be getting a presidential pardon.”