WASHINGTON, D.C. — After criticizing the President’s hair, orange skin, and wife’s botoxed emotionless face, body shaming liberals have now moved on to insulting President Trump over his small hands, which clearly intends to imply he has a small penis as well.

Media outlets including CNN, MSNBC, CBS, and ABC have all run stories in recent weeks containing jabs at President Trump’s physical appearance and biological attributes that he has no control over. It’s been repulsive to watch prejudice broadcasted with such flippant disregard for cultural mores and basic manners.

Political leaders across the nation agree.

“Whatever happened to discussing policy and focusing on a candidate’s ideology?” asked Senator Lindsey Graham.

“This is just like liberals to ignore the character of a person and only focus on their appearance and things they can’t change,” said Sen. Ted Cruz.

“This is classic hollywood liberals,” said Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions. “Bunch of superficial phonies that only care about a person’s external features and not their actions. You’d think in 2018 a person would be judged by the integrity of their character and not the size of their hands.”