Why are birds allowed to build summer homes in the nooks of businesses’ outdoor signs, but I’m not? Fuckin’ birds, thinkin’ they better than me?!? That’s bullshit! Fuck this, Imma get me some twigs, n’ some scavenged bits of string, and Imma set up shop in the center of the second ‘a’ of the local Walmart sign! Just try n’ stop me ya treacherous bird-lovin’ assholes!!!

Oh, side-note, I left a comic ’round here somewhere, bout somethin’ or other, I forget the details, I’m sure you’ll work it out.