My QC says:

HERE’S SOME GAY FOR YOU. ENJOY IT OR PERISH UNDER THE BLADE OF THE GODDESSES OF YURI. IT WILL HURT. BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION*.

*If you enjoy that kind of thing, please see a mental expert at once.

In other news, because of this doujin, I learned how to spell “rhapsody”.

Special thanks to Shima from GiB because man, my translation skills are still pretty poop.