The fucking Queen has teamed up with the likes of McDonalds and KFC in an astonishing compaign ordering us to go out and sweep the streets for no pay to show our ‘gratitude’ for the parasitic royal family.

The campaign, launched by fawning socialite magazine Country Life and backed by leading Conservatives including Boris Johnson and Michael Grove, is calling for subjects to Clean for the Queen the weekend before her 90th birthday. According to the organisers: “When she came to the throne litter was not the problem that it is today. Food packaging, plastic bottles, takeaway meals and cigarette butts have all contributed to a growing menace that affects our wildlife, streets, countryside and sense of pride. What better way could we show our gratitude to Her Majesty than to clean up our country?”

Boris Johnson has even promised to send out free bin bags to the lucky serfs agreeing to take part in the forelock tugging festivities. If that isn’t enough the event is sponsored by McDonalds, KFC, Greggs and Costa who are responsible for most of the fucking mess.

As well as a facebook page the campaign has a twitter feed where they are currently smearing the fine folk of Cardiff by referring to the city as a #grotspot.

Thankfully the hashtag #cleanforthequeen is currently having the piss royally ripped out of it on twitter. Let’s make her feel unwanted.

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