The Covert Comic

Weekly Intelligence Briefing

(Note: Cleared readers only, please.)

You know more than you think you do. The National Counterintelligence and Security Center has blocked neurological processes associated with certain information of which you have knowledge because you're not cleared to think you know it.

● Her slender digits deftly unzipping his folder, she eagerly placed his now visibly decompressed file into her waiting repository. – Bit Rate Seduction: A Signal Processing Romance

● The Law of Times. It's the best of times plus the worst of times times 1/(the total number of times) pretty much all the time.

● Gird one's loins phr. To prepare oneself for a challenging task (for example, the task of girding one's loins).

● St. Genesius is the patron saint of clowns and lawyers. Clearly, the Lord doesn't always work in mysterious ways. – Tradecraft

Executive Intelligence Summary

Listen more than you speak, sniff more than you listen.

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SpookSpeak. Throxymoron n. A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').

● Your deep-underground facility may be deeper than my deep-underground facility, but my deep-underground facility is more facilitative.

● Whatever doesn't kill me – on the contrary, whatever has more than once saved my life.

● Prediction: the Metaclapper. You clap your hands, and someone comes to your home and installs the Clapper.

● Does each of us not sell his body to strangers?

… Because a lot of nights it seems like I'm the only person standing out here. – My War on Terror!

Executive Intelligence Summary

I feel schadenfreude, but about me.

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You say 'evasive action' like there's some other kind.

● The question isn't 'What's the point?' The question is: What is a point?

● SpookSpeak. Here adv. A place, position or location at which the buck shows no signs of stopping.

● If life is a classroom, death is a faculty lounge.

● Whenever I hear folks talk about gender, I'm thankful we don't have any in this country.

Executive Intelligence Summary

WTF you, motherWTFer!