You: (checking out reflection, singing to self) 🎶 I don't think you're ready for this jelly, I don't think you're ready for this jelly, I don't think you're ready for this 'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya, babe...🎶 (giggles)

(SFX: A door opening and slamming shut)

(Startled) Oh! Baby, I didn't expect you to come home this early! I was just...I...um...(nervous chuckles) I can explain. See, I was just going shopping for some new toys, and...well...I couldn't resist buying these clothes. Please, baby, don't be mad at me...please? I...didn't mean for you to see me like this. I...

(pause)

What? You like that I'm wearing this? You like seeing me in this...tight red mini dress, hmm? The one with that those sexy little cut-outs in the front? I've got some more dresses that I can try on. I mean, I don't mind modeling for you. (giggles)

(pause)

(Scoffs) Now, hold on, Mister! How are you gonna say that this is your favorite dress if you haven't seen the others yet, hmm? I've got some other dresses, too...wait here, I'll go get the bag!

(SFX: A plastic bag ruffling in the back)

See, look! I've got a really cute teal dress that's got a black lace trim at the bottom...and it's short, too! Ooh, and look! I've got a blue metallic dress that's got these cute little straps down here if I wanted to wear any thigh highs and hook them onto the...(sighs) you're not even paying attention, are you? You're just staring at my cock poking out of this dress. (sighs in frustration) Yes, I know I'm hard, okay? What's it to ya? I like dressing up in stripper clothes when you're not around, alright?

(pause)

Well, yeah, I *know* you like it, but...hang on, you *like* that I dress like this sometimes? And...you're not weirded out by this? How...(scoffs) and you're hard?! All I did was bend down to pick up my...(catching on) ohhh, all I did was bend down. I forgot that this dress was a little too short, huh? (chuckles) No, seriously, I was just picking up the bag of clothes that I dropped on the floor.

(pause)

(Feigning shock) What? I'm doing this all on purpose? (pouty) Now why would you think I would do something so mean like that, Daddy? (clears throat) Ahem, wait...what? No...no, I didn't call you that. I called you "baby". It must've sounded like "Daddy", but I didn't say that. (scoffs) Really! Or...unless, you know, you like being called that. Or would you like me to just shut up and put on a show for you, yeah? Would you like that? (chuckles) I know you would. Give me oooone second.

(SFX: Sexy '90s hip-hop music in the background)

(moans) Mmmmm...this beat makes me feel so sexy. I've never danced like this in front of anyone, not even you. Do you like what you see, baby? How about I just...mmm, drop down to the ground like this...and then *sloooowly* pick it up again. God, it's a good thing I got this dress too short because I want you to see everything when I...(moans) oooh, when I twerk and shake my ass for you. Doesn't it remind you of anything? (giggles) Hmm...I can't help but feel like there's something missing. (snaps fingers) Ah, yes, a stripper pole!

(pause)

(Intrigued) Oh? You think you've got a pole for me to dance on? Is iiiiit...is it in your pants? (chuckles) Well, I guess it could make up for the lack of a stripper pole. Besides...have you ever been given a lap dance before? Be honest. Because if you haven't, then let me give you the utmost pleasure of receiving your first-ever lap dance. (drops the sexy tone) Oh, and I forgot to mention: do you like my shoes? It's taken me ages to walk in these stilettos. I mean, I still have no idea how these dancers manage to put on a show in them. But don't they make my legs look good, though? Well...(scoffs) they've always looked alright, but m---...

(You're interrupted by a hot and passionate kiss)

Okay, okay, I get it. I'm rambling on too much again. (seductively) At least you have my sexy ass straddling your lap now, right, baby? (gasp) Oooh...well, *somebody's* zipper is undone. It's a good thing you're not wearing anything underneath those jeans. I bet you must be aching from seeing me bent over in front of you, my dress riding up to expose my waiting, wanting ass. (moans) Mmmmm, it feels so good grinding up against your rock-hard cock. But I know it'll be even better with you deep inside me. (whispers, close to the mic) I want you to take that cock out and fuck me with it, Daddy. Please, Daddy? Mmmm...(pouty) please, Papi? Ohh...(high-pitched, effeminate) do it, Daddy! (chuckles, normal voice) Don't you like it when I beg like that, baby? I bet you didn't see it coming when I called you "Papi", did you? I could feel your cock just dying to leap out! (laughs)

(Grunt as you're being pushed down on your hands and knees on the bed)

(Breathless) Ohh, god! (whines) Babyyyyy, why can't I grind on you a little bit longer? I was just getting started! Please let me back onto your lap. Please, Da---...(high-pitched) aaaady! Ohhh, my god...you're eating my fucking ass! Oh, fuck, your tongue feels so good deep in me! (moaning through teeth) Ohhh, yes, baby, eat that ass! Get your face all up in there...(whimpers) ohhh, FUCK, baby! You like this ass in your face, huh? Here, let me shake...(vibrating moans) oooohhh, FUCK! Get your tongue nice and deep in there. Tongue-fuck me, Papi! Fuck, you're making me so horny, Daddy! Ohh, god, I'm dripping onto the bed! Baby, look at how much pre-cum I'm leaking. Get up here...get up here and kiss me. (hot, passionate kisses for a while)

Yeah...yeah, I do want your cock, baby. (scoffs) I'm serious! I need it, Papi! Do I have to...(whimpers) rub my needy, little ass against your cock just to get you to fuck me? Mmm, I'm so wet for you. I'm so wet *because* of you! It's making me even hornier just twerking my ass against your big Daddy dick...and I can feel you getting harder and harder, too. Don't pretend you don't like it. I know you want to push my face down into the mattress and fuck the living shit out of me, don't you, Daddy? Don't you wanna fuck your personal porn-star stripper slut? Huh? You need it, Daddy. You need this just as much as I do. Please, Daddy! Please fuck your little sissy stripper! Let me ride that monster cock and fuck it so good! (high-pitched, effeminate moans throughout) Ohhh, Papi, just fuck me! Please, baby! I want you to fuck me so bad! I...(moan loudly when entered) ohhhhh, FUCK! Yes, that's it! Ohhh, fuck, stretch me out, Papi! Ohhh, Papi, you're making me so wet! You're making me so hard for you! Ohh, my god, don't go slow! Don't go slow! I want you to fuck me hard and rough. (moaning through teeth) Ohhhh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-YEAH! Don't stop, Daddy! Make that fucking ass clap! Make my fucking ass slap against your thighs like that! Ohhh, god, you're fucking me soooo good! Ohh, god, Daddy! Mmmmm, Papi, your dick is so deep in me! I need to ride it, Daddy! I need to...

(Grunt as you're flipped on top of him)

(Whimpers) Ohh, fuck, it's even deeper! (whines) Daddyyyy, I can't take thiiiis! It hurts so good! Oh...(squeals) ohhhh, yes, baby! Mmmm, fuck! Daddy's cock is stretching my poor little boy pussy out! Ohh, god! Mmmm, do you see my cock, Daddy? Do you see it bouncing up and down as I ride your fucking pole? Look at these hips, Papi...ohhh, fuck, you don't know how hot you make me feel! I'm riding your big Daddy dick like a fucking porn star and just moaning like a cock-starved bitch for you! Oh, god, I'm getting pre-cum all over my dress! FUCK! Yes, Papi, fuck me harder! Please fuck me! Ooooh, shit, Daddy, fuck me! Fuck me harder! I'm so close, baby! Tell me you're getting close, too! Please cum inside me! Oh, god, cum with me, Papi! Daddyyyy, your cock is gonna make me squirt! Cum inside me, Daddy! Cum inside me, Papi! Pleeease do it! Cum in meeeeee!

(Improvised dirty talk, begging, and whimpering for a while until your LOUD orgasm)

(Breathless, normal voice) Ohh, god...see? I told you I was gonna give you a lap dance that you'll never forget. (gasps) Oooh....(sing-song) babyyyy? Is someone still hard? (chuckles) Well, luckily for you, I'm still horny...(high-pitched, effeminate voice) mmmm, please fuck me again, Papi? My greedy boy pussy's ready for another load of cum from you. Please, Daddy? Fuck meeeee...OH, GOD, DADDY!