"I'm serious! Scott made one crack in the canteen about Frank's mom hooking up with a sand person on Tattoine and BAM!!! Out of nowhere Vader cut em' right in half with some kind of crazy laser sword. Two days later every jamoke sitting at that table got assigned to indefinite rebel base cleanup duty on Hoth. Somebody's got Mommy issues, huh?!"

Thanks Secret Santa for my Star Wars themed legos!

I also got an awesome 8-Bit wreath after the fact in a separate shipment! Thanks again secret Santa!