Twitter users are speculating about Robert Mueller’s self-care routine after he submitted his long-awaited report

With Robert Mueller’s report finally submitted, the US faces fundamental questions. Could the report’s contents change the course of American history? Will we soon see a president’s downfall? Is Robert Mueller relaxing poolside with a cocktail and a cigar?

Given the momentousness of the occasion, Twitter was naturally on hand to make light of the situation.

Many explored what the special counsel might do next, ranging from giving his apartment a much-needed cleaning to watching cat videos.

Evie Nagy (@EvieN) God it must feel so good for Mueller to close all those browser tabs.

Elaina Plott (@elainaplott) Mueller’s gonna dust the whole apartment and then iron a few things because he’s really been meaning to do that. https://t.co/JiajKE8Kzp

Echo_L (@Echo_L) #Muellersgonna sit down at his new iMac and suddenly realize that his emails have really been piling up and needs to unsubscribe to Groupon and all of its affiliates- could take days https://t.co/DPp0ZCvHzw

Other commentators weighed in on what might be in the report and what it meant for the president.

Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) can't wait to finally find out if trump is bad

Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) Live footage of Don Jr. right now. pic.twitter.com/Z2Bgwho3GI

Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) If you stay after the credits of @UsMovie Nick Fury comes out and holds his phone up to camera and you can read the Mueller Report via Notes App

Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) I have read the Mueller report and it turns out in 2016 Lori Loughlin paid $600 on Craigslist for her daughter to be elected president of the United States.

Emmy Bengtson (@EmmyA2) FROM: Mueller, Robert

TO: Barr, William

SUBJECT: Final report



Hey - attaching report. Thanks.



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FROM: Mueller, Robert

TO: Barr, William

SUBJECT: Re: Final report 📎



Oops sorry. Actually attaching this time. Lol

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Karen Tumulty (@ktumulty) As long as everyone else is opining on something they haven’t seen: My sources tell me Mueller got to the bottom of who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp. Also, who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

Anand Giridharadas (@AnandWrites) So Mueller finally said he wanted to tell us something, and he pops open this little box — and it’s a friendship bracelet. He wants to be friends. No hard feelings. He will always love us, in a way. But he wants to be friends. https://t.co/lDhmBBxgBI

Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) I wonder if the Mueller report will have anything REALLY explosive in it, like Donald Trump standing in front of reporters and asking Russia to hack Hillary Clinton's emails

But ultimately, the filing raises more questions than it answers.