I’ve been sleeping naked for countless years now. There’s no doubt about it that it is so much more comfortable.

Last night I thought I might wear my pajamas. Big mistake. They kept getting all bunched up. The pants legs kept riding up. It was like sleeping while wrapped up in a bunch of ropes. I totally didn’t sleep well.

Finally I got up, stripped down and got back in bed. So much better. Not having an extra layer of insulation around me, I slept much cooler and didn’t sweat at all. It was like sleeping on a cloud. If you wake up sweating and need a shower, you’re doing it wrong.

It made me think about all the regular people who don’t sleep naked. I almost cried for them. Can you even believe that people wear clothing to bed? It boggles my mind. Why? What’s the point? I’ll never understand the common humans. They don’t know what is good. Maybe they will never know what is good.

Want to make your life better? Sleep naked. Encourage your kids to sleep naked. If they grow up doing it wrong then how will they ever get a good night’s sleep? I spent my childhood sweating and losing countless nights of sleep until I figured it out. I could have done so much better in school had I been properly rested.

I’m trying to help you. I’m trying to help the world. Pay attention!