tenshi fights the social justice warriors 2

xeros note-like the first one this is just some light hearted fun and not canon to the xero kita verse enjoy

it was a house and in it was an old lawyer called jack thompson but what people did not know was he was not a human…he was a time lord living in secret "My plans to censor things and build an authrotian empire here have failed…even SOPA which I was behind did not work." Jack thompson said as he felt ill "it's time to change." Jack said as he glowed with gold energy and started to regenerate.

there was gold energy as he exploded into pure light then turned into a black haired woman "This new incarnation will serve my needs better." she smiled as she walked into her tardis, taking on the new name Anita sarseekisn.

At gensokyo tenshi was relaxing at the human village and she was wearing a sexy summer dress that was white and showed off her smooth shiny skin and she was sipping some wine "its a lovely summer day maybe I will go to the beach." she said

Then the sky cracked as the barrier was forced open and an army of shocktroopers and tanks flooded into the gensokyo killing fairies humans and youkai and they beared the logo tumblr and the flag of north korea "KILL ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DO NOT AGREE WITH FEMINAZI THEORY!" Screamed anita as her north korea solders marched forward gunning down innocents in cold blood.

then her allie and evil benefactor came out, It was kim jong un "I can not believe this magic realm exists, with the power of this gensokyo i can become a god and rule ternally hahaha, you did well to show me these things time lord" kim jong un said "we are already making gains on earth and with gensokyo we will gain even more power" anita said and ordered the sjw and nk armys to attack as they burned the human village and killed lots of people then zoe quinton attacked to "let us skin them alive" she giggled and ate a random fairy.

tenshi sighed "not these fuckers again" she said and went into battle unleashing a celestia master spark that killed 100s of sjw nk commandos "stop killing people you asshole" tenshi shouted and zoe laughed "they had it coming besides we're the real victims here feel sorry for us" zoe quinton laughed and shot a bystander in the head "no your just a professional victim you ass" she said and then tenshi took the rainbow sword and cut her head off.

"she is beating our army" said kim jong un and then anita stabbed him in the back and absorbed his power "failures have no room in the SJW army now i will run north korea and use it to enslave the world" anita laughed as she had a sword fight with tenshi

"you can not win against the power of light." Tenshi screamed and used masterspark phase 3 to blast her into peices which stopped her from using regeneration to get away from dying this time "noooo" she screamed as tenshi and the other heros of gensokyo blasted the sjw army and sent them to hell where satori and shinki would torture them for ever.

"now that that is over lets hit the breach" tenshi smiled and they all went to the beach to have a party and a good time.