Scope springs eternal.

If you want to creep, you need to take a peep.

It’s hard to “scope out the situation” when you don’t have the proper tools. If you try to check out girls from across the bar, they’re definitely going to see you staring at them. But if you use this fancy scope to get a nice, up-close look, they’ll be too busy wondering what you’re doing to realize that you’re checking them out.

“What are you doing holding that thing up to your face?” they’ll say. “Why do you have tactical equipment inside the bar?” they’ll ask you.

Ice broken. You’re welcome.

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