I am an average 23 year old living in Portland, Oregon in a small house. I was bored as crap, I have nothing to do in my house and barely own anything. well, that's because I sold mostly everything I had at a yard sale because I make terrible profit of my job, And I always wanted to go to a good college, so I promised myself I would never pay more than 10 dollars for another 3 weeks. So I drove to look for some cheap crap. Most of the yard sales had some pretty good CD'S like lost, walking dead and breaking bad with whole seasons, but they were WAY beyond of what I had in stock. I looked through almost every part of my city and couldn't find any entertainment in my budget. I was about 2 miles from home and I saw a person standing up at a table, so I parked my car and saw what he had. The house he was selling at looked like a large wood cabin, Then I noticed he actually was selling a small tv and a disc for only 3 dollars! I was stunned when I saw that! "Who would sell a tv for 3 dollars?!" I thought. And then I took a closer image of the items and they were the same things I sold at my yard sale a long time ago. I was curious and I bought the TV and the disc and the tall man that looked like he was in his 60's gave me a smile. Not a thankful smile, A smiled that said "I'm glad it happened." I gave him the money, took my items to my house and plugged in the tv. The tv had the same quality as before I sold it and the disc I didn't recognize. So I looked at it and it looked like a regular disc that you're supposed to make something with. I sold those too. Then I turned it over and it said "Bob the builder" written in black sharpie. I put it in and the happy, jolly theme song played instantly. nothing wrong at all, just the regular theme song. After that, the title card said "Working together" It sounded like an episode that would've already been made, but what do I know. It started with bob riding a tractor, but it wasn't the happy Bob the builder most of us know, It was just Bob the builder with a blank expression on his face, running over dead flowers or something else, I don't know. He rode the tractor for 5 minutes. Then the tractor broke down and bob looked very angry. I mean his teeth were GRINDING. he just looked very pissed off, his eyes turned red then he walked out of the tractor, picked up a dagger and stabbed it at least 500 times. The tractor actually started bleeding. He charged for the others cars and did the same thing only more times. He saw children walk by to say hi to Bob and blew them up. BLEW THEM UP!!!!! And hung them by the eye on a cross and ate there organs one by one. The screen went black for 5 seconds, It went into a house and bob stared at the screen with red eyes, smiling, then he said in a very dark voice, "You're next." Then it went black and did nothing else. I took the disc to my garage and broke it into a million pieces with a sludge hammer. I had nightmares ever sence. Until one day I was cutting meat for my dinner and There was a bob the builder doll with a knife in his hand. and I FREAKED OUT. I then slut is throut with the knife I was cutting with. And nothing ever happened sence. Then the next week I was stabbed in the heart.

Hi, this is a different person, not the guy who wrote this pasta. I noticed someone came over and fixed all the spelling mistakes. However, the spelling mistakes are half of what's so funny about this. So I changed them back.