Spaceballs: The Luggage Spaceballs: The Luggage

When you are surounded by assholes and you just need a vacation... this is the luggage for you.

Three piece luggage set with BALL-O-FLEX case:

1) Tiny Schwartz 2) Average Schwartz 3) XL Schwartz (fits dark helmets)

1) Tiny Schwartz 2) Average Schwartz 3) XL Schwartz (fits dark helmets) For all kinds of interstellar travel. Magnetic body to guarantee your luggage stays secure during speeds of up to Lightspeed. (Ludicrous speed at your own risk.)

Secure 5-digit combination lock – pre-set to 1-2-3-4-5. (We suggest that you change the combination at your earliest convenience.)

Lightweight. If need be, you could carry two or three of these with no problem.

Storage sleeves for Peri-Air Cans

Note: In case of an emergency, or someone beats the shit out of you and steals your cloths, there is a hidden compartment large enough to store an additional standard issue Spaceball Uniform. (Uniform not included.)

$420.69 Space Bucks.

OUT OF STOCK

(Even in the future)