Voltron Characters as Things That I’ve Heard My Classmates Say

Shiro: (pointing at his backpack) the only thing heavier than this is my emotional baggage.

Pidge:(as said by a football player)in the field there is no gender, only pain.

Lance: what do you mean pinga is not a universal word?

Hunk:I would, no joke, go through hell while getting deepthroathed by a great white shark before even stepping into a Little Caesar’s.

Keith: I haven’t slept in 3 days and I have a shrine dedicated to Billie Joe Armstrong , and you dare say I’m not edgy?

Allura: (after being hit on) I’ll go out with you when your dick size and your GPA aren’t the same numbers, and I know for a fact that you’re not very bright.

Coran: ( my medical teacher) you guys are really making my sternocleidomastoid hurt.

Matt: wow that sounds gay, sign me up.

Extra:

Lance: You want your ass beaten or eaten? Choose.