@_blotty on Twitter posted her incredible tale of having to poop on a first date, in the guy's apartment, and in a toilet that would not flush. It's incredible, but she was actually able to hide the turd from him during the course of their entire date. Here's what happened …

Long story short, Makela went home with a guy who was clearly into her, had to poop, did, discovered his toilet was broken, resorted to desperate measures, and carried some of her own poop around in her bag while her unsuspecting date told her how much he liked her.

Without further a-poo (come on, it was right there, I had to), here is her story:

It started out simple: She met a great guy and they went out.

But when she went back to his place she realized she needed to take a dump.

She did her business and attempted to flush the toilet.

Then, she encountered one big problem: The poo would not flush.

What now?

In her desperation to hide her turd from her date, she did the unthinkable.

Amazing. Just amazing.

Later, the turd sat not ten feet away in her purse while her date kissed her.

@_blotty texted her sister for help.

And just as she began to seriously consider throwing the turd out the window, her date used the bathroom and fixed the broken toilet.

@_blotty went back into the bathroom.

She took the turd out of her purse and said a little prayer that it would go down this time. Her prayers were answered, "By the grace of God, it worked. The poo flushed," she wrote.