- Order, eh -- who does she think she is?

- I am your princess!

- Well, I didn't vote for you.

- You don't vote for princesses.

- Well, 'ow did you become princess then?

- The Great Princess Celestia, her hooves clad in the purest shimmering plastic looking gold, held aloft Alicorn Wings

from the bosom of the sun signifying by Divine Providence that I, Twilight was to be an Alicorn.

- That is why I am your princess!

- Listen -- strange princesses lying around sun distributing wings

is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives

from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical, semi- magical ceremony.

- Be quiet!

- Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some glowing dual-race tart threw some wings at you!

- Shut up!

- I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an queen just because some sparkly bint had lobbed a pair of feathers at me they'd put me away!

- Shut up! Will you shut up!

- Ah, now we see the friendship inherent in the system.

- Shut up!

- Oh! Come and see the friendship inherent in the system!

HELP! HELP! I'm being befriended!

- Bloody peasant!

- Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you hear that,

eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see her befriending me, you saw

it didn't you?





Dear lord... I can't believe I just spent a majority of my evening typing that out. Help, I think I'm in too deep XD