I’m over at the American Atheists Convention and wondering why the bar isn’t open. Naked Diner co-host Jack Matirko just told me there’s a cash bar after the volunteer action project. I need to do more research.

But I digress.

Before we get to the hilarious video, please allow me to share a few pics from the conference.

Now, let’s get to the eternal war between Jesus and brunch.

Enjoy.