>> [ SIGHS ]

[ CELLPHONE DINGS ]

>> HEY, BUDDY!

COME ON, GUY!

[ CELLPHONE DINGS ]

COME BACK, FWIEND.

YOU'VE GOT NEW BUDDIES, GUY.

[ CELLPHONE DINGS ]

WE'VE JUST GIVEN YOU 5,000

CANADIAN COINS.

ENJOY YOUR CANADOUGH.

>> FREE?

>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, STAN?

YOU SAID YOU STOPPED BUYING

CANADOUGH.

>> I DIDN'T THINK I SPENT THAT

MUCH.

I-I CLICKED ON A FEW MICROPAYS

AND IT JUST KIND OF ADDED UP.

>> $26,000?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SONGS I

HAVE TO WRITE TO MAKE BACK THAT

MUCH MONEY?

>> ONE.

>> OH, IT'S JUST NOTHING TO YOU,

ISN'T IT?

>> NO.

NO, IT'S NOT.

>> YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT YOU

HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR BRAIN

THAT YOU SOMEHOW INHERITED FROM

YOUR GRANDPA THAT MAKES YOU ACT

THIS WAY, OKAY?

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN SAY

THAT WHEN YOU'RE STANDING HERE

CHUGGING BEER.

>> I AM NOT CHUGGING BEER.

I'M SAMPLING A FLIGHT OF

GLUTEN-FREE GERMAN LAGERS WITH A

FRENCH WINE PAIRING.

IT'S CALLED A SCHMORGESWEIN AND

IT'S ELEGANTLY CULTURAL.

[ CLINK! ]

[ GULPING ]

[ GLASS THUDS ]

[ BLOWS WHISTLE ]

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]