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Step aside, naked bicyclists.

A recent thread in Portland's subreddit posed the provocative question: "What is hands-down the weirdest thing you've personally witnessed in Portland?"

Spoiler: Nobody picked the Unipiper.

Nor a Charles Manson pastry from Voodoo Doughnuts.

Nor any of the tired kitsch or cliches peddled by The New York Times, IFC’s “Portlandia” or countless lifestyle grifters hoping to profit from bogus fads or buzzwords.

Here are nine entries from the Reddit thread that caught our eye.

We'd love for you to share your weirdest Portland moment in the comments below.

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"Guy wearing nothing but a Speedo, green body paint, and a fish head mask going to the MLK Burgerville." — stalkythefish

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"Extremo The Clown pulling up beside my car and scaring the [expletive] outta my kid.” — creepyrockstar

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“I saw 3rd ave covered in a wall of bubbles because someone put lots of detergent in the Keller Fountain.” — canyoudiggitman

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"I had a guy do an exorcism on me in downtown Portland. He came up, apologized, but said I was so demon-infested that he was compelled to act." — wrongkanji

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“Took my friend some out of town to Lovecraft [Bar] because he's a fan of the author. It was completely empty but we looked around. The DJ put on ‘Come on Eileen’ and this very tall women sailed in on roller skates with a gas mask on. She did a seemingly choreographed dance to the whole song that blew our minds.”— Drewskie_drewskie

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"In the park blocks over by where the post office is. Two people were going at it on the doorstep to a building, full on butt naked, in broad daylight. It had to have been sometime around 2 to 4 p.m." — _pure_supercool

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“I rode with a MAX car of furries who were going to a [convention] in Vancouver.” — a_large_rock

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“A fully naked man chugging a gallon of milk on a 100 degree day in front of a Hot Lips Pizza.” — polishgenious

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“The mayor of Portland, wearing a suit with a red carnation in the lapel, riding a bike in the rain, with a helmet with a little spinny light on the top.”— osiris32

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