I can distinctly remember this moment, when a helpful designer first let me in on the typographical errors in the world around me. It's been a living hell ever since. Everything is wrong.

Desmond: Are you still here?

Paul: I just wanted to show you something before I left.

Paul: See this logo? There's too much space between these two letters. It's called "bad kerning".

Desmond: Oh yeah, now that you mention it, I do.

Desmond (looking around): Wait, it's here too... and here... and here...

Desmond: It's everywhere!

Paul: Now I can go.