Norman and Norma sitting in a tree,

D-R-I-N-K-I-N-G

First comes mother love,

Then comes father’s death,

Then comes Asian sex slave

In the Bates Motel

Everyone takes a drink:

…every time Norman says “Mother”

…every time there is a Psycho reference

…every time there is an incestuous vibe going on

…every time some girl/ woman flirts with Norman

…every time you see something old fashioned, not fitting the time

…every time Norma cleans

…every time Dylan is all bad boy

…every time you see the Bates Motel sign

…every time someone threatens someone else

...every time there is blood

...every time Norman spends some quality time with Dylan

…every time Norma freaks out

…every time someone has sex





Finish your drink:

…every time someone dies