First they came for the crucigrama makers, and I said nothing because I didn’t make crucigramas…

Correction: Panorama had this story wrong. Instead, Pérez Pirela will be PSUV’s candidate for Mayor of Maracaibo.

Noted crazy person Miguel Ángel Pérez Pirela has just been named Information Minister.

If you don’t know who this is, picture a commie Glenn Beck, but way, way nuttier. Basically a paranoid schizophrenic has now been tapped to run the chavista propaganda machine.

Choice bits from his illustrious career on VTV after the jump…

Take it away, Carlos Antonio Suarez Muñoz,