Vo'gath is a Goliath Monk/Barbarian in a 5e campaign and he recently happened upon a "dole" of snapping turtles (dole is the proper term for a group of turtles). Intellegence is his dump stat, so he had the brilliant idea to tie a turtle to each of his hands, and use them as weapons. He has another 4 turtles in his backpack as back ups.

Name: Vo'gath Lycane

Race: Goliaths look like the guy in this

Class: Barbarian/Monk

Equipment: In addition to the snapping turtles tied to his hands, Vo'gath also has a wolf-head hat, and no armor, and a silvered battleaxe.



And after 3 encounters and a week of pureed turtle soup on the half shell, Vo'gath and his companions agreed that turtles may no be the best weapons. While the hard knobby shells could inflict a bit of damage the bitey bits broke after just a couple rounds, and the smell of rotten turtle was not a stench washed away easily.

