Before you watch another college football game, or any sports event, remember this: Everything is amazing and nobody’s happy.



The players are bigger, faster and stronger. The coaches are, if not always smarter, able to access more information and utilize it. The public address system is playing Ozzy Osbourne and the White Stripes (and in some precincts Neil Diamond) during timeouts. Football Saturday begins each week at 9 a.m. and ends the next day at approximately 2 a.m.



Then, of course, there’s technology.



Yellow first-down lines. Pylon cams. Video review. NBC’s Sideline SkyCam (R.I.P.). Dean Blandino. DVR on your television. Stadium jumbotrons. GIFs! ESPN’s Football Power Index. Gene Steratore. Studio halftime shows (in the Seventies, your halftime show would be a stationary camera at midfield showing the school’s marching band … Gavin DeGraw hadn’t even been invented yet). Twitter.



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