I have loved The Wiggles for almost thirty years. My mum tells a story about taking my sister and I to a Wiggles concert when we were little and watching every kid in the room wet themselves as soon as they came onto the stage. That's how much we loved them. Now I have a toddler of my own, I love them again.

But there is something I don't love about The Wiggles (and it's not the irritating ear worms that swim around my brain at 3am, I can live with those).

I love everything about The Wiggles, except that the girl Wiggle needs to be called the Girl Wiggle.

When The Wiggles changed their line up five years ago, I was thrilled to see a woman, the extremely talented Emma Watkins, in the yellow skivvie. What I wasn't thrilled to see was that she wasn't being presented as a Wiggle who just happened to be female, but as the 'girl' Wiggle. Heaven forbid the 'girl' Wiggle wear the Wiggle uniform of coloured skivvie and black pants. No way, she must wear a skirt. How else can we make sure everyone knows she's the 'girl' Wiggle? Oh! A bow in her hair. And a pink ballerina music box. Yes! And in a pink room!

If the lead Wiggle wasn't already yellow I wonder whether they would've just given her a pink skivvie to complete the picture.