Cue sheep playing Crazy on the trombone to set some nice background music. I remember when I lost my mind. It was sometime between the time Pinocchio created a paradox and the car is purple.

Now on to a more important issue facing the world today: how can a bird hold three swords and a jitte (whatever that is) at the same time? Oh right and evolution.

Well kids, one day a bird mutant could just be minding its own business when out of nowhere a fish crab flashes him. Now that bird mutant, not wanting to get shown up, hits the gym and comes back slightly stronger...That's how I learned evolution anyway. This kind of process goes quite well when uninterrupted by outside forces. However, when the interrupting hand of cough control cough comes into play, things get a bit more complicated. SO HOW DO I KEEP EVOLUTION RUNNING MORE SMOOTHLY. Sorry sheep I didn't mean to shout I know you have sensitive hears.

I mostly want help on my sideboard and leaving comments would be much appreciated. Don't forget to tip your trombonists!