If he only had a brain... Dick Cheney has a new heart, and is ready to tell the world of the darkness that is inside it. This weekend, the former vice president showed up at the GOP state convention in Wyoming to tell a crowd what they wanted to hear (there seems to be a lot of money in this!) Sitting in an ugly rainbow chair for one and a half hours, Cheney insulted Obama and the status quo (much of quo came from another status, but never mind), 'without seeming to tire.' Because hatred is a powerful elixir, my prrrrecious. Calling Obama an 'unmitigated disaster' for America, Cheney also added: I can't think of a time when -- ah -- I felt it was more important for us to defeat an incumbent president. [Dick must smell the new money in play since the Fed and US bailed out his and Bush's bankrupt economy! Another war and some tax breaks should have the old prick dancing the Texas 2-step]