I want to see Applejack as Clarice Starling, that would be SO badass...



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"Oh agent Jacky, do you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?"



"Wha- N-No! I thought... that with your knowledge-"



"You're so ambitious aren't you? You know what you look like to me with your good bag and cheap

copper horseshoes? You look like a rube... A well brushed, hustling rube with a little taste. Bucking

apples given you some length to your legs, but you're not more than one generation from poor

white trash, are you, Agent Jacky? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure

Country Side Ponyville. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp?

You know how quickly the colts found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of

chariots... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the EBI."



"... You see a lot, Pinkamena. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself?

What about it? Why don't you - why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see?

Or maybe you're afraid to..."