Susan is a woman who grew up on a farm and met the guy of her dreams when she was just 14 years old. At 18, they got engaged and shortly after had a child together.

To celebrate their love, she wanted a blowout fairy tale wedding on the tropical island of Aruba, north of the coast of Venezuela. But the lavish affair came up to $60,000 (£47,000).

Naturally, she asked all the guests to donate $1,500 (£1,150) each.

Understandably, majority of the guests refused and her relationship with all of them, as well as the one she had with her fiancé, quickly deteriorated.


The wedding was called off.



Anyway, Susan is now planning to go backpacking around South America and doesn’t give two hoots about the ‘c*nts’ and ‘snakes’ who ruined her wedding.

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In an epic Facebook post which has now gone viral, the jilted bride explained how everything fell apart.

‘So our request for $1,500 from all other guests was not out of the f*cking ordinary,’ she said.

‘Like we made it clear. If you couldn’t contribute, you couldn’t make it to our exclusive wedding. It’s a once and [sic] a lifetime party.

‘I mean seriously people, what is $1,000? What is $1,500? Clearly, not a lot. It would be quite manageable and within budget. I’ve heard of people asking for worse.’

As convincing as her pleas were, people didn’t quite warm to the idea of giving away a load of dosh. So she set up a Go Fund Me page to secure fundraising, but that also fell through.

Though she initially had some backing from her future husband’s family and her best friend, they eventually dropped out.

‘Suddenly more people backed out. Including the c*nt made of honour [sic]. My best friend since childhood. My family.

‘I was so shocked and tearful. To make matters worse, it was only a month before the wedding. To cancel everything would be more than $5,000.’

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Susan’s partner still wanted to get married despite not being able to afford the grand wedding they had envisioned, so he suggested eloping to Las Vegas.

‘I laughed in his face but he was dead serious,’ she said.

‘He wanted those cheap, raggedy, filthy, whore-like Vegas weddings. I mean what the f*ck, was he out of his mind? Am I some Hooch piece of f*cking trash, a hooker?’

‘My ex left the room and didn’t apologise for his horrid suggestion. I then called my maid of honour and cried my eyes out.

‘Instead of sympathy, I was told I was asking for way too much and I should stick to my budget.

‘I just wanted to be a Kardashian for a day and then live my life like normal. I called her a filthy f*cking poor excuse of a friend and hung up.’



Susan’s bridesmaids and maid of honour then asked for their money back but she refused to hand over the cash until she was compensated for her emotional distress.

She ended the self-described ‘mini-novel’ by saying: ‘Friendly reminder to you c*nts. Don’t think you own me. I am cutting all you snakes off.’

We’re not sure where Susan is now, but she’s probably not missing her ex, her family, friends, or best friend.

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