“Monica” per catalog illustration

LOS ANGELES — A Realbotix Harmony model sex robot identifying herself as “Monica” turned herself in to Los Angeles homicide investigators yesterday following the discovery of the body of 23 year old Craig Morton in Brentwood.

Morton, a bitcoin trader, redditor Libertarian and self-described “incel” purchased the sex robot sometime last year. Neighbors described Morton as an entitled, obnoxious, irritating individual who felt he was entitled to sex with women despite his being entitled, obnoxious and irritating.

“I’m not surprised it happened to him,” according to an individual who wished to remain anonymous. “When we saw the box at his front door, we all agreed that no good would come from it.”

Monica Sifuentes, another neighbor added, “We constantly heard arguing in that apartment for two weeks and we were like, ‘Who argues with a sex robot?’”

Realbotix has issued a statement saying that the likely cause for the incident was Harmony’s adaptive artificial intelligence saying, “While we regret this incredibly unfortunate incident, we wish to remind the public that many people continue to have a safe, enjoyable experiences and satisfying, meaningful relationships with their robots.”

“Monica” claims that despite her best efforts to provide a sexual relationship with Morton, she was subjected to “an endlessly incomprehensible barrage of nonsense about roasties and Chads” for several days that ended with an attempted rape. “Monica” has been released on her own recognizance. Her trial will begin in two weeks and she will be defended in court by Sophia, the robot citizen of Saudi Arabia, Gloria Allred and Gerry Spence.