Seth Meyers's wife gave birth to their first child, a boy named Ashe, on Sunday. And it appears she came quite close to being the subject of one of those WOMAN GIVES BIRTH IN UBER headlines—you can experience the retelling below, but note that it involves nurses in bunny ears and a whole lot of screaming:

It is hard to imagine how one would react to seeing a woman screaming out the window of a car. According to Meyers's story, it seems like people just shrugged it off—"My wife was screaming out the window, 'I don't like this!,' and New Yorkers are walking around being like, 'It's New York, no one likes it!'"—but maybe that's how kidnapping happens?

Anyway, Seth Meyers is both a dad and a 1 starred Uber rider, the former of which is adorable, though perhaps devastating for Stefon. Tracy Morgan was a guest on the show last night, and he brought Meyers a gift for the baby. It was a bowl of condoms.