This can be F4F too. Just change things up a little bit hehe.

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*sounds a bit distance-y*

Hmm? Yes baby, what is it?

Babe, I can't hear you. Are you in the bedroom still? Okay, I'm going upstairs.

*not distance-y anymore*

Hey.. what's the matter? *kiss cheek* Are you okay?

It's just what? Tell me so I know what's wrong.

Baby, I can tell it's not nothing. Look at you, you're pale and you have that crease on your forehead whenever you're worried or uncomfortable.

Embarassing? How can it be embarassing? *cheekily* And from all the things we've done now you're embarassed? *laughs*

Ow! Okay, okay! I was just teasing.. or was I? Heh.. and what makes you think I won't do it? I'm up for a challenge especially if it's for you. You know I'd do anything for you.

Yes, anything.

*exasparated* Yes, I'm sure!

...Oh. Pads, eh?? Of course I can do that!

I am so not nervous and I definitely don't sound like it! I can do it. It's not like I haven't gone grocery shopping for you before. I know where to find them. (Inner monologue: I definitely don't know where to find them)

Umm okay. Without wings. Right. (Inner monologue: what the fuck are wings c:) Any.. uh... any specific brand you would like?

Alright. Okay. I'm gonna go and get you the sacred pads. You stay here and relax and watch a movie or something. I'll be back before you know it. *kisses*

----AT THE STORE-----

Oh fuck.

I can't do this c:

I don't even know where they are and the store is so big.

Okay, okay. Calm down. I can just ask one of those friendly people who work here where the pads are. It is perfectly normal for a man to look for one of those things because he's buying them for the love of his life. Okay. I can do this.

Excuse me.. can you.. um.. tell me.. where the uh.. pads..? are?

Aisle 8. Right. Thank you.

OHMYGODTHATISTHEHARDESTTHINGIHAVEEVERDONEINMYENTIRELIFE.

well, no. Not really. *sound distracted* Aisle 6.. aisle 7.. aisle.. 8! THERE IT IS FINALLY.

*pause*

Ho. Ly. Shit.

I.. I didn't know there were this many. Why are there so many. SERIOUSLY THEY ARE ALL FOR THE SAME PURPOSE. AN OVERLY LARGE BAND AID FOR WOMEN PURPOSES.

Calm down. Remember your mission. Umm.. what did she say again? Oh right, no wings.

What the hell are wings.

umm.. read. Yes, good thing I know how to read. Let's see.. wings.. wings.. OH THERE'S ONE WITHOUT WINGS.

Aaaaand just a few more other stuff.

------AT HOME AGAIN-----

Baby!! I'm home. I wasn't out too long was I?

Awwww.. there's my baby. I got you everything you need as well as.. yes, your favorite brand of chocolate. And some junkfood so we can pig out to a movie later. I also ordered us some pizza. Didn't I tell you I'd take care of you? Come here.

Shh..shh.. it's okay, baby. I know it hurts. Did you take the aspirin that I gave you? Good. You know, I do give the best belly rubs.

But of course you already know that. I'll just.. there. Is that better? *chuckles* I'm glad I can make you feel better, baby. I hate it when I see you hurting like this. I wish I can take all the pain away or endure them for you if I have to. *kisses* Just curl up in my arms and hold my hand. Squeeze it when it gets too painful, okay? Don't worry about hurting me. Your hands are too tiny to do any damage. *laughs* Okay, fine, they are NOT tiny! Stop pinching and lay your head on my chest.