In today’s modern society, it seems no sexual fetish is too obscure to not have existed before. And, the same is true for unusual methods of dying. Well what happens when you combine both of those ingredients for the most f***ed up peanut butter and jelly death-sex sandwich ever? You get this story- the story of a lonely Argentine shepherd who was found dead next to scarecrow dressed as woman and outfitted with a six-inch strap-on penis that he was presumably having sex with shortly before he died. (sigh) You know what they say- all the good ones are either married, gay, or dead from f***ing a transexual scarecrow.