Now, I'm not going to sit here and lie to you, dear blog reader. I don't know much about EDM. I do know that it is built largely around the idea of "the drop." The moment when, after the music has wound itself up as tight as it seems like it could possibly be wound, everything is released and you dance your fucking face off. Well, this video from Ibiza's Amnesia dance club shows what would happen if a DJ decided to make the club-going faithful wait for what seems like forever to dance their fucking faces off. And it's mesmerizing. Some people look confused. Some people are trying to put on a brave face and dance as though nothing is odd. Others seem totally bored. It's great.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go play this repeating sequence of sounds that seemingly is going nowhere for club kids across the world just to fuck with their heads. It's my new life's mission.

H/T Thump.