President Trump has stated that a category 5 hurricane is something he has never heard of, and let me tell you, he has heard of a lot of things, as far as hearing things go, he has heard them all. Things have never been heard in the way that he has heard them and no president has heard things the way he hears them ever. We see the need for this beautiful, clean, category 5 hurricane to be named after him so that this namesake can be recognized by our president. Next steps naturally are inserting an atomic bomb into the hurricane to pacify it into submission.