(I’m finishing a transaction with a customer at the movie theater.)

Me: “… and would you like to make a donation to [Charity] today?”

Customer: “Well, let me ask you something: do YOU donate to charity?”

Me: “Yes, of course. I donate to this one as well as several others.”

Customer: “Well, do YOU work for any charitable organizations?”

Coworker: “Actually she works with the mentally handicapped and developmentally disabled forty hours per week.”

Customer: “Oh, really? Where?”

Coworker: “Here.”

Customer: “I really don’t appreciate that!”