Perfection

Are you a masochist? Do you enjoy the excruciating pain and sorrow from dying over and over again like that one Zelda NPC? Well then THIS is the game for you! Enjoy mere minutes of gameplay in individually owned and LOCKED worlds before your subconscious saves you from the brink of insanity by demolishing your brand new controller into approximately two thousand pieces. Now, you may be asking yourself, "Why would I send my brand spanking new controller into the clutches of complete and utter annilation?" And for that, there is no answer. This masterpiece of a videogame conjures the hate and desire of violence in every gamer, channeling the inner malevolent nature of all gamers, ceasing every thought of the peaceful walks on GTA beaches, nuturing your beloved domesticated minecraft pets, and building your Skyrim family a beautiful manor near the creek. All that remains is the burning desire to destroy everything around you. Your home, your marriage, your 2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee. 12/10!