Okay, I really don't know how to write all this up. But basically, please help me save the internet. I have an algorithm that will makes offline password attacks impossible. It's not even terribly complex. I'm a poor, undergrad. I'm struggling to find money to feed myself. This algorithm is public domain. Help me get the money to turn it into something that everyone can use for free. Thank you for your consideration, sorry about how terrible my paper probably is. I've never done this before. I'm no rigorous academic. I'm a hacker, a dreamer, and an idealist.