I knew a bus driver once. Alcoholic cross dressing regular at my old local he was and an entertaining one at that.He had LOADS of stories of deliberate bastardry against passengers like:Deliberately stopping in front of puddles so they'd have to step in water.Angling the bus in sharply at stops when it had rained so the water would sheet off the roof and soak everyone as he braked.Bypassing stops or entire stretches of his route to make up time after stopping for a sandwich or quick beer.Refusing to accept $10 notes all day (or $5s or $20s, whatever he fancied).Refusing to speak English to anyone all day.Accelerating or braking to send people falling all over the place.Best one he told however was when the bus was loaded with people he'd look in the mirror and mutter to himself "You're all worthless cunts aren't you?" then tap the brakes and watch them nod in agreement.( , Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:17, 5 replies