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Just a friendly reminder that when you wave that confederate flag in South Jersey, you not only look like a fucking idiot but also like you purposely sleep with your cousins.

A new study from some bullshit overly priced New Jersey college conducted a survey stating that people who live in southern Ocean, Atlantic, and Cape May counties actually believe they live in the south despite the two-hour drive to New York or Philadelphia.

“I can’t believe I am saying this, but ‘the south’ nowhere near New Jersey and anyone who thinks they live in the south is probably fucking stupid,” Melissa Aims, senior director at the bullshit university, said.

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