I wonder how long that skimpy outfit will last under that barrage?



Not that it matters to her, of course—when that outfit is shredded she'll be better able to feel all that artillery hitting her flawless body!



Of course, that could lead to other problems for the soldiers when this begins to turn her on—Earthquakes, lightning crackling around her, volcanic eruptions—



Or am I letting my imagination go too far with this?