Well this has turned into a complete clusterf*ck. This morning, we told you about a woman named Sabrina who claimed she had sex with Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman. She even Tindered a photo of Edelman as proof with the caption, “Just f*cked Edelman no lie.”

Now as a result of her actions she’s getting banned from Boston bars.

“He passed out and I was bored I guess. I was drunk … and I made a mistake and I feel terrible about it.”

Ok, good to know. Maybe respect the people you’re having sex with? That’s what adults do… but I digress.

Sabrina also says she doubts the nightclub ban in Boston will hold up — “I’ve definitely gotten my fair share of clubbing in Boston – and I have friends who work there who say I’m still welcome. I don’t know if I’ll go out anytime soon – but that’s MY choice.”

Look at Sabrina with the humblebrag. She knows people, you guys!

She adds, “Some of the players were texting me that they were really disappointed. I obviously made a mistake and I can’t take it back.”

So you’re friends with the players? And you text them a lot? Man, this story is so stupid.