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Sweetie Belle: Charge!

DM: Wait, weren't two of you adjacent to the Druid?! Fine. The Druid casts "Calm Emotions"!

Sweetie Belle: Ahh! She's defending herself somehow!

Apple Bloom: Abort! Abort!

DM: Now, if you are all quite done with your plot assassination... the Druid will start over-

Scootaloo: I attack the Druid's animal companion!

DM: Wait, what?

Scootaloo: Critical hit! I bet she lost a magic bonus!

Apple Bloom: Sweetie Belle, go for the killing blow!

Sweetie Belle: Sneak attack!!

DM: You're not a rogue.

Sweetie Belle: What if-

DM: No.