Kanye West has just learned a valuable lesson when it comes to doing things on the Internet: don't use the same password for everything. We're only half kidding, but Kanye claims that nearly every account he had across the web has been "hacked" and that those behind the hacks are spreading rumors that he has starred in not just any porn, but bisexual porn.

In a gloriously all-caps blog post, Kanye said that his Twitter account, MySpace account, and personal Gmail account have all been hacked since sometime last week. He expressed extreme frustration that his fans have believed some of the claims made on these accounts, and that Rolling Stone magazine had even reprinted an allegedly fake statement made on Twitter about Steven Colbert. He even found out that he has 12 "unauthorized" Skype accounts under his name.

"I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT ... THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!," wrote West. "I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I'M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!!"

It's not immediately clear from Kanye's post as to whether an actual hack was involved or just incredibly poor security measures on his and the sites' part. Either way, he is clearly not pleased.

The incident follows a growing trend of people gaining access into high-profile celebrities' personal accounts. There was, of course, the infamous Paris Hilton cell phone hack of 2005, but other, similar events have happened in recent years, such as the "hack" of former-Vice-President-candidate Sarah Palin's personal Yahoo e-mail account and numerous other celebrity blogs, Twitter accounts, and MySpace accounts.

In some of these incidents, the root cause has ultimately come down to an easy-to-guess (or at least easy-to-brute-force-crack) password and little security on the provider's end to protect from an unauthorized party gaining access. If this is what has happened to poor Kanye, we've got two pieces of advice: use unique and tough-to-guess passwords, and remember that which doesn't kill you will only make you stronger.