Wouldn’t it be great to buy the actual sports bra and yoga pants that Khloe Kardashian wore to the gym at some unspecified point in time? Of course not, it would be pointless and disgusting, but you can do it anyway on her ebay store. In fact you can buy a whole wardrobe, choosing from hundreds of items, from sunglasses to bags to heels with studs on them; everything a giantess or cross dresser might need.

While it’s true it would have been easier for her to donate these items to a charity, that would mean she’d miss out on the .99 cents she’d make on these jeans, or the $1.04 for these pants, and so fuck them.

My hope is that at least one of the items is bought by a chemist/murderer who will scrape the clothes for DNA and engineer some untraceable Kardashian poison.