Lefty types seem to have an obsession with molding the kiddos to do their bidding. It's kind of disturbing, really. We wonder why our youngsters grow up to swap genders, dye their armpit hair green, and eschew showers. Much of it has to do with the left priming the kiddies for leftism at a young age.

Just take a gander at this tale.

Matt Jacobi and Nick Caprio are getting married in Scottsdale, Ariz., next year, “Good Morning America” reported Friday. The couple wanted to present their niece, Natalie, with a special gift at her recent birthday, so they custom designed their own “Gay Wedding Set.” "Like any good Uncle — or #Guncle — would do," Jacobi said. "I went out to look for a meaningful birthday present. She loves Barbies, playing with her dolls, just like any other kid. In honor of our upcoming wedding, I wanted to give her something related to the wedding but also something she would enjoy.”

Way to make the gift all about yourself, chief. Maybe for Christmas I'll follow suit and give everyone a stocking full of guitar strings, handgun ammo, and beef jerky. You know, things I like. I'll top them all off with a picture of myself.

Jacobi said there are available Barbie sets that include two flower girls and a cake, but pointed out that they only feature heterosexual bride and groom dolls.

Oh, it doesn't end there. Now, the toy company behind Barbie is trying to make this a legit thing.

A Mattel spokesperson told the morning show that the company reached out to Jacobi and Caprio to set up a meeting with the head of the Barbie design team.

I wish I could say this gay wedding Barbie is surprising. Except we've already a seen Mattel go all-in on hijab Barbies. Also, Amy Schumer nearly playing Barbie in a live-action movie. Thankfully that inevitable suckfest never came to be. Yep, Mattel is all aboard the leftist train to crazy town. They've got a first class ticket.

I guess letting the kids' toys come without a buttload of political and social baggage is too much to ask. The younglings must receive leftist indoctrination at all times. Otherwise, they run the risk of thinking for themselves. That's something the left cannot abide.

While we're on the subject:

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