@jerrybanfield, he’s the best

Because of him I did invest

My life savings in a scheme

To quadruple the price of STEEM

Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?

Jerry, Jerry, off to the moon we go!

He’d shill STEEM standing, he’d shill it lying

If STEEM had wings, he’d shill it flying

I needed more so I took out a loan

In retrospect I should have known

Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?

Jerry, Jerry, I don't have weak hands, you know.

My life was perfect, played bidbots with flair

And had sweet dreams at night of @ned’s perfect hair

But sweat-equity failed, proof-of-brain did choke

I bought the peak and now I’m broke

Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?

Jerry, Jerry, why are ROI's so low?

But Jerry, he will find a way

To live to shill another day

He’ll wait until the dump’s forgotten

Then dig STEEM up and shill it rotten!

Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?

Jerry, Jerry, if you vote for me I'll follow!

(All together now!)

Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?

Jerry, Jerry, off to the moon we go!

Edit: Forgot to nominate some new victims participants. Clearly @jerrybanfield deserves a chance to roast me back, so there's one. And the other has to be @walden, who I think has untapped, if somewhat dark, comedic talent.

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