These two feminists don't want iPads, jet packs or even hover boards, as The Doubleclicks croon in the song, they want something so much more: "The ability to make sexist assholes disappear, is all I want for Christmas -- it's all I want this year!" If we could get the iPads, jet packs and a magic weapon to launch the demise of the patriarchy, that would be ideal. (That's what the eight nights of Hanukkah are for, right?)