STAN, STAN,DUDE, WE NEED TO TALK !

WHAT ?

WENDY AND I ARE SUPPOSED TOFIGHT IN LIKE THREE HOURS.

YEAH.

DUDE, AREN'T YOUWORRIED ?

WENDY'S A GIRL.

SHE COULD END UP GETTINGREALLY HURT, STAN.

YOU'RE MY BROAND SHE'S YOUR BITCH.

I DON'T WANNA HURTMY BRO'S BITCH.

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING,SHE REALLY WANTS TO FIGHT YOU.

NO, NO, SHE DOESN'T.

SHE TOLD ME SHE DOESN'TWANNA FIGHT.

SHE'S JUST STUCK, STAN,

BECAUSE SHE KNOWSI'M GONNA KICK HER ASS

BUT SHE FEELS LIKE IFSHE DOESN'T FIGHT ME

ALL THE KIDS AREGONNA CALL HER "CHICKEN."

REALLY ?

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID ?

SHE APOLOGIZED ANDBEGGED ME NOT TO FIGHT HER.

I SAID, "WELL, WENDY,IF YOU'RE SO SORRY

THEN SAY ITFRONT OF EVERYONE."

BUT SHE WOULDN'T.

THAT'S HOW DESPERATESHE IS.

NOW YOU HAVE TODO SOMETHING, STAN.

YOU HAVE TO BEA F--KING MAN

AND FORBID HER FROMFIGHTING SO SHE HAS A WAY--

HAAAACKCKCK...

HARHARHGHGHGHH...

OH, THAT'S WHEREI PUT THOSE.

ANYWAY, STAN, YOU'VE GOTTO PUT A STOP TO THIS FIGHT.

WENDY'S STUCK AND SHENEEDS YOU.

DUDE, THERE'S NOTHINGI CAN DO ABOUT IT.

GOD, YOU ARESUCH A PUSSY, STAN !

YOU'RE SUCH A PUSSY !

WHEN I HURT WENDY, IT'S GONNABE ON YOUR F--KING HEAD !