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A Seedless Grave

"Just try to escape my most recent machination, Dr. Fiddlesticks! HEEEEHheheheheHEHE"

Use this: to cut yourself out of the giant watermelon in which your insane arch-nemesis entombed you.

Don't use this: in such a way that would release the high carbon content of the steel into the atmosphere.

If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: "Cut me some slack!"

One feature we wish this product had: Automatic Neosporin application for our whittling misadventures.

You win at this product by: Balancing it on your fingertip. No, not that side!

The only way to make this better would be: To make the blade even curvier and sexier.

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