Written by

AC Stuart

AC Stuart started his career as a cartoonist by explaining GIFs, and no matter how hard he tries, he cannot escape them. He was born on the summer solstice and is destined to kill Kat Swenski.

Art by

Kat Swenski

Kat Swenski is an active member of society with definite worth as a human being and an inexplicable affinity for raccoons. Born on the winter solstice, it is her birthright to someday slay AC Stuart.