This dress really highlights your natural curves!<<silently>> <<set $clothes = "dress">> <<endsilently>>

Now that you're dressed, where do you want to go first?

<html><br></html>[[The office]]

<html><br></html> [[The supermarket]]

<html><br></html>[[The gym]]

<html><br></html>[[The coffee shop]]



You're dressed for success!<<silently>> <<set $clothes = "pinstripe">> <<endsilently>>

Now that you're dressed, where do you want to go first?



<html><br></html>[[The office]]

<html><br></html> [[The supermarket]]

<html><br></html>[[The gym]]

<html><br></html>[[The coffee shop]]

Did you think that maybe if you changed your clothes or avoided certain places that you could avoid being harassed?



Yeah, it doesn't work like that.



Welcome to life as a woman.

Comfy, sporty, and practical!<<silently>> <<set $clothes = "tracksuit">> <<endsilently>>

Now that you're dressed, where do you want to go first?

<html><br></html>[[The office]]

<html><br></html> [[The supermarket]]

<html><br></html>[[The gym]]

<html><br></html>[[The coffee shop]]

<<if $clothes eq "dress">>Just as you're about to walk through the front door of the gym, a man old enough to be your father tells you that you don't need to exercise because you've got a great body already. <<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "unicorn">>You decide to cycle to the gym. You're stopped at the traffic lights on a busy junction when a car pulls up next to you. The driver opens the window and says "you can ride me any time, love".<<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "skirt">>On the walk to the gym a man starts making sex noises at you. When you look the other way and try to ignore him, he calls you a dyke.<<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "pinstripe">>On your way to the gym you pass a group of boys in school uniform. "Excuse me," one of them asks, "do you shave your pussy?" His little friends think this is hilarious.<<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "tracksuit">>You've hardly made it out of the front door when a teenage boy cycles past shouting "slag!". He spits at you and some of it gets on your shoes. Ewww. <<endif>>



Ouch, you've been sexually harassed! Do not pass Go, do not collect £200. <<set $harassment = $harassment + 1>>



Do you want to [[Try again]]?



<<if $harassment gte 4>>Screw this, [[I give up]] <<endif>>

Maybe you'll do better this time...



Open the [[Wardrobe]]

Smile! Nobody can feel sad when they're wearing a unicorn. <<silently>> <<set $clothes = "unicorn">> <<endsilently>>

Now that you're dressed, where do you want to go first?

<html><br></html>[[The office]]

<html><br></html> [[The supermarket]]

<html><br></html>[[The gym]]

<html><br></html>[[The coffee shop]]

Good morning! Isn't it a beautiful day to be a woman?



It's time to get up and go about your business doing lady things, but you can't do that it your pyjamas - you need some clothes! <<set $harassment = 0>>



Open the [[Wardrobe]]



html

body {

background-color:#F6CEF5;



}

#passages {color:black}

<<if $clothes eq "dress">>On the walk to the supermarket a man starts making kissy noises at you. When you look the other way and try to ignore him, he calls you a frigid bitch.<<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "unicorn">>On your way to the supermarket a van pulls up next to you. The driver says that he's seen you around and thinks you're very attractive, so can he have your number? You say no and keep walking, but he crawls along next to you until you run into a shop to hide.

<<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "skirt">> You're trying to choose between diffent types of fruit juice when a man leans in close as he grabs something off the shelf. Just before he pulls away he whispers in your ear: "Nice legs, darlin' - what time do they open?"<<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "pinstripe">>You're eyeing up the chocolate biscuits when a man starts tutting at you. "It would be a shame if a pretty girl like you let herself go." <<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "tracksuit">>You walk back from the supermarket with a bag in each hand. A man tries to grab your arse because you haven't got a free hand to stop him.<<endif>>



Surprise! You've been sexually harassed. You feel so embarrassed that you have to go home and cry to your cat. <<set $harassment = $harassment + 1>>



Do you want to [[Try again]]?



<<if $harassment gte 4>>Screw this, [[I give up]] <<endif>>

by <html><a href="http://brightgreenscotland.org/index.php/author/alysonmacdonald/">Alyson Macdonald</a></html>

Wow, you've got a some super awesome outfits in here!



What would you like to wear today?

<html><br></html> [[Party dress and killer heels]]

<html><br></html> [[Jeans and a cute unicorn t-shirt]]

<html><br></html> [[Short demin skirt with a strappy top]]

<html><br></html> [[Sensible pinstripe trousers and a pastel shirt]]

<html><br></html> [[Reliable old tracksuit]]

Female Experience Simulator

Looking cool for the summer! <<silently>> <<set $clothes = "skirt">> <<endsilently>>

Now that you're dressed, where do you want to go first?

<html><br></html>[[The office]]

<html><br></html> [[The supermarket]]

<html><br></html>[[The gym]]

<html><br></html>[[The coffee shop]]

<<if $clothes eq "dress">>A bunch of hipster students are sitting next to the door of the coffee shop discussing the attractiveness of the women coming and going just loudly enough for them to hear. Their opinions of your fuckability vary.<<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "unicorn">>It's busy in the coffee shop today. While you're standing at the counter a man tries to squeeze past behind you. He puts his hands on either side of your waist and brushes the full length of his body up against you.<<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "skirt">>

While you're in the queue waiting to order your coffee, you hear the click of an electronic shutter. Startled, you turn round to discover that the man behind you is trying to take an upskirt photo. <<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "pinstripe">>On your way to the coffee shop a man starts following you and asking why you keep walking away from him.<<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "tracksuit">>On the walk to the coffee shop a man starts shouting "hey baby" at you. When you look the other way and try to ignore him, he calls you an ugly whore.<<endif>>



Uh-oh, you've attracted unwanted attention, otherwise known as sexual harassment. It's time to pick up the tattered remains of your self-confidence and go home. <<set $harassment = $harassment + 1>>



Do you want to [[Try again]]?



<<if $harassment gte 4>>Screw this, [[I give up]] <<endif>>

<<if $clothes eq "dress">>On your way to work a builder on some scaffolding wolf-whistles at you and asks if you'd like to come up and give him a blowjob. <<endif>> <<if $clothes eq "unicorn">>You've hardly made it out of the front door when a teenage boy cycles past shouting "minger!" He spits at you and some of it gets on your shoes. Ewww. <<endif>><<if $clothes eq "skirt">>At the office one of your male co-workers keeps finding excuses to come over and stand near your desk. You realise it's because he's trying to see down your top. <<endif>><<if $clothes eq "pinstripe">>A guy in a smart suit sits next to you on the bus. Using his copy of the Metro for cover, he puts a hand on your thigh and starts to slide it up towards your crotch. <<endif>><<if $clothes eq "tracksuit">>While you wait for the bus to work a man comes up and asks whether you have a boyfriend. When you tell him to go away he asks if it's "that time of the month".<<endif>>



Oh no, you've been sexually harassed! You lose 100 self-esteem points and wish that the ground would open up and swallow you. <<set $harassment = $harassment + 1>>



Do you want to [[Try again]]?



<<if $harassment gte 4>>Screw this, [[I give up]] <<endif>>