Surprise Granny, I’m a lesbian!

A 90-year-old grandmother spent an afternoon trying to comprehend how her granddaughter has ‘lesbian sex’ with her partner. Grandma was relentless with her questioning: “She kisses your tits?” “She put’s her tongue in there?” “Does your mother know what you do?”

And then there was this exchange:

Grandma: “You kiss her hole!”

Granddaughter: “Grandma, I don’t kiss her hole.”



Grandma: “She kisses yours?”

Granddaughter: “No!”

Watch granny try to wrap her 90-year-old mind around same-sex marriage and what god thinks of the whole thing: