

The name is Marcus, and this shit is still under construction.



About me:

1.) I'm 6'3 230lbs. Dirty blonde. From a little town in Oregon.

I play the clarinet, pc games, and I play with my dick. Damn good at it. I smoke cigarettes and enjoy a fine wine cooler beverage. However I'm not much of a beer drinker because it tickles my belly and makes me burp a lot. Also I have irregular bowel movements.. That's not a bad thing either, it means I'm a clean shitter and a quick draw on the toilet.. Half the time I don't even need to wipe, just figured I would mention it.





2.) I'm not a fighter, but I'm quick to choke a mother fucker because although I'm used I'm not abused. You ain't gonna push my shit in, I do the shit pushing. I've got 2 DUI's, 1 bad ass scar, and I've killed people..

On UO. I play with legos, just to keep my creativity sharp. I also play Call of Duty heavily, because it keeps my reflexes and tactics in tune. I'm just gonna cut to the chase and say I'm not a killer, but don't push me you fucking faggot.





(Fun Fact) I've got a mustache, which prevents me from having to show my ID when buying packs of smokes. It's a time saver and I'm all about saving time, and a buck.

Also, mustache rides. Not free of course hints the purpose of this webpage.





About this site:

I'll pretty much do anything for tips.

I mainly just spread my asshole on webcam, but I'm willing to do much more for a proper tip.

That's right, I'll spread my ass, dick, balls, even make my butt hole blow a kiss at you bb.

Want me to stick a finger in it? No problem. Want me to lick my finger after? Fuck it, already did.

I'll insert odd objects into my ass and then push them back out for your sexual enjoyment.



The only shit I won't do is gay shit, cause I'm not gay.. Just a man down on his luck trying to make a buck.

So no meet up sucky fuckies in the back of your van. But.. Who fucking knows though, get enough liquor in me and my asshole all caked up with grease and I just may.



Stay tuned for more..





P.S.

Fuck it, I'm gay.

