The long-awaited Fifa presidental re-election is held in Geneva but the vote is condemned as a farce when 206 of the 209 votes go to Gunnersaurus. Bound by their own statutes, Fifa are forced to announce the man in a Tyrannosaurus rex suit as the new president to guide the game into a new era of transparency and progress, after which it is revealed to have been Sepp Blatter inside the costume all long.