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Here is a photo of Timofey Mozgov drinking a bottle of rosé, smoking a cigar, eating a brownie, and carrying a WWE “Smoking Skull” championship belt.


Here is a photo of Timofey Mozgov wandering the court, eating a burrito:


Congratulations to the Knicks-in-exile: Mozgov, Channing Frye, J.R. Smith, and Iman Shumpert. This is the closest Knicks fans under 40 will ever get to a title.