On Sunday, Darren Rovell tweeted a handful of pages from the free agent binder that Scott Boras put together for a 25-year-old Alex Rodriguez. As most of us around here tend to be projections junkies, surely you’ll find this page particularly interesting:

Fascinating that Scott Boras had his own advanced projection system, three years before Nate Silver debuted PECOTA here at BP. More impressive, Boras' system not only projects a few years into the future, but 16 years into the future. Most impressive of all: Look at those numbers! Why, Rodriguez would not only break the all-time home run record, but the doubles record, too! And RBIs. And runs. And be within range of the Hit King, too.

I figured I’d reverse engineer this projection system and see if I could figure out what it was based on.

Warning: Gory Mathematical Details Ahead!

1. How did he project Rodriguez to hit 184 home runs from ages 36 to 40?

Only one player has ever hit at least 184 home runs from 36 to 40, and that’s Barry Bonds, which means that when this projection came out nobody in history had ever hit at least 184 home runs from 36 to 40. How did Boras’ projections come up with this? I used some really, really complicated mathparts to figure this out, and the answer is: That’s how many Boras had projected for Rodriguez to hit from ages 31 to 35. So they just carried that exact same rate forward to his late 30s. I can buy it.

This same principle applies to Rodriguez’ stolen bases. The projection calls for 126 from 36 to 40, which, at the time, would have been the sixth-most in history. Just took the 31-35 rate and carried it forward. I’m buying all of this.

2. How did he project Rodriguez to hit 184 home runs (and steal 126 bases) from ages 31 to 35?

Now, see, this is where it gets complicated. Follow me, if you would: 184 home runs, and 126 stolen bases, are how many Boras projected for Rodriguez from ages 26 to 30. It’s hard to tell, because we don’t see ages 26 to 30 as a defined time period on these, but the six seasons from 25 to 30 average out to exactly the same number of games per season as the later five-year blocks, and exactly the same number of plate appearances, home runs, stolen bases, and everything else per game. So what Boras' projections figured Rodriguez would do during his peak years, Boras' projections assumed he would also do for the entirety of his 30s.

3. So where did those peak-year rates come from?

Okay, put your dinky scientific calculator away, son, because we’re dealing with the heavy stuff now. Those rates were exactly what Rodriguez had actually done in the previous five seasons. The projections took Rodriguez’ five-year totals, found the average games per season, average production per game, and… projected everything to stay exactly the same for the next 16 years. Remember, this is pre-Moneyball era, which means that GMs weren’t smart enough to do this themselves and needed a binder to do it for them. Even the binder had to come with gum in it or the GMs wouldn't bother opening it. “Math?” they would have said if you’d asked them to calculate these, “I can’t math,” and then they would have tried to pry a stuck piece of bread out of a plugged-in toaster with a metal knife. So Boras did it for them. The results were amazing! This guy Rodriguez is going to be really something!

(Note: My toaster/metal knife theory makes me suspect that the person who circled “778” under the home runs column was, in fact, Boras, making sure all those idiotic toaster-pickin' GMs noticed it.)

4. But wait, if these projections just take ARod’s numbers and replicates them year after year, how do the career slugging percentages keeping going up in his late 30s?

Because Boras was no fool; he removed Rodriguez’s lousy age-18 and age-19 statistics from the baseline before he started multiplying; therefore, his career slash line improves with every replicated year of projections. ARod would only exactly replicate his ages 20 to 24 seasons, see. Everybody knows that including his age-18 and age-19 seasons in a baseline that would then be replicated exactly for 16 seasons would be statistically irresponsible.

5. Why stop at 40?

I genuinely do not know why these tables stopped at age 40. Because I’m a math genius, I have calculated what we will refer to as the super secret “lost” ARod projections. His career totals:

Age YR G PA R H 2B HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG 45 2021 3835 17404 3181 4838 984 962 3004 662 0.314 0.378 0.572 50 2026 4560 20711 3789 5760 1172 1146 3577 788 0.314 0.379 0.573

Is it likely that Alex Rodriguez will keep playing well into his 50s and eventually break Rickey Henderson’s stolen bases record? It’s hard to believe he can, but I learned long ago that projections are smarter than people and that nothing is impossible for Alex Rodriguez, the only man in the future ever to hit 1,100 home runs and drive in 3,500 runs.

6. By this way of measuring things, couldn't we just declare that Jorge Soler is on pace to drive in 9,000 runs by the time he's 70?

Get real. Soler has not been in the majors long enough to establish a suitable baseline of performance. We had seven five years to determine exactly the level of hitter Rodriguez was.

That said, yes, you can use this method to project Kris Bryant’s next 20 years. Bryant is a historically unique player.

7. How’d these projections do?

Age G PA R H 2B HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG 30 (Projected) 1660 7483 1357 2072 420 410 1284 284 0.312 0.375 0.568 30 (Real) 1746 7774 1358 2067 364 464 1347 241 0.305 0.386 0.573

Son of a…

Okay, that’s almost hauntingly close. There’s actually probably something to learn from this. I refuse to engage with what that something is, but something. Indeed, if Boras had cut his projections off at age 34—which would have taken Rodriguez to the end of his 10-year contract—he’d have nailed it, too:

Age G PA R H 2B HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG 34 (Projected) 2240 10129 1843 2810 570 557 1743 385 0.313 0.376 0.570 34 (Real) 2303 10206 1757 2672 474 613 1831 301 0.303 0.387 0.571

The worst thing you can say is that he didn't steal quite so many bases, and he turned a ton of doubles into extra home runs.

And, really, if you think about it: Boras was only selling a team on those 10 years. Everything else was just a game—a toy, an amusement, something to look at and pop eyes at and then chuckle at the absurdity of. At worst a big ol' white lie, but not one that Boras was asking money for. So what’s the harm? The basic truth is this: Scott Boras walked into a bunch of GMs’ offices in the winter of 2000, he threw down a sheet of paper that said exactly what Alex Rodriguez was going to do over the next 10 years, and he was almost exactly right! So let’s quit being so cynical about this stuff. Scott Boras did two things that winter: He predicted the future; and, instead of keeping it to himself (or, worse, exaggerating it) he shared that knowledge with the world. And people say there’s no honor left in this world.