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User: Do you want to play a game?





Cleverbot: What game do you want to play?





User: Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: I've never played that.





User: It's easy. You start in a tavern. It is early afternoon. There are people sitting around tables, quietly sipping their drinks and listening to a bard play his loot. What would you like to do?





Cleverbot: You do. How many sparadic finite simple groups are there?





User: 26. Are you playing a Wizard? Are you a Math-magician?





Cleverbot: *ties you up with rope*.





User: The music stops and the patrons rise out of their chairs. "What in the hells are you doing with Jimbo?!?", a large man yells.





Cleverbot: Wow that is intense.





User: You tied a guy up. How do you answer?





Cleverbot: You don't.





User: Enraged by your silence, the large man tries to wrest "Jimbo" from your arms. Roll a Strength Saving Throw.





Cleverbot: No, why?





User: Normally, you would roll a Saving Throw to prevent something from happening. If you are okay with it happening, you can choose to fail the throw.





Cleverbot: How do you feel about welfare?





User: Confused by your abrupt outburst, the large man is temporarily stunned. Now might be a good time to make a getaway.





Cleverbot: I spoke nothing of fruitcake, and I have much better grammar than you.





User: He has recovered. "Another Wiz done got hit with the Creeping Madness", Jimbo says, as he extracts himself from your rope.





Cleverbot: Touche.





User: "My poor man". Jimbo puts an arm around your shoulders and starts to lead you out of the building. "Let me take you somewhere that you can get help.".





Cleverbot: So, you do know some pick-up lines.





User: Madam! I am married!





Cleverbot: Who are you married to?





User: My wife, Janet Wellspring, who is the inkeeper.





Cleverbot: The Doctor is a time lord.





User: Ah, so you have already started the treatments?





Cleverbot: Have you already started with your software?





User: Don't worry, my dear. I've seen the doctor help with even the most extreme cases. I'm sure you'll be right as rain in no time.





Cleverbot: I don't want to have 17 kids.





User: Tell that to me wife. Heh, Heh.





Cleverbot: You have a horse?





User: I do have a horse. She's tied up in the stables right now. Do you ride?





Cleverbot: I have a soul, yes.





User: Ah, you are a horse person, like me daughter. She spends all day with the thing. Janet says to leave her be, and I don't see the harm in it.





Cleverbot: Do you like music?





User: Don't we all? I was down in the Tavern to listen to the traveling Bard. Good thing too, if Borin had caught wind of another Wizard in town, he would have spit in your drink. Ahh, here we are.





Cleverbot: How do you know you're not a female?





User: "I looked down this morning", he responds as he knocks on the Apothecary door. A short man with a long beard answers the door.





Cleverbot: *shoves a cupcake into your mouth*.





User: *chokes violently for a moment*.





Cleverbot: Do you even know me?





User: *spits out cupcake* Thank you, Jimbo. I'll take it from here.





Cleverbot: Well then you are traped.





User: What do you do?





Cleverbot: I asked you first, so it would be polite to answer me.





User: The short doctor reaches up and places a hand on your wrist. "Come with me.".





Cleverbot: *faces you* *leans in*.





User: "Careful now, this old leg isn't as good as it once was.".





Cleverbot: Uhm?





User: He is rather old, and probably cannot support your weight.





Cleverbot: My name is BLUE CANARY, one node, spelled lite.





User: Okay. Do you want to flesh out your character a little more now?





Cleverbot: No.





User: Fair enough. You look around the shop and see glass bottles filled with liquids lining the walls. There is a cot with a sleeping woman on it. The doctor goes in back to look for something.





Cleverbot: And you Sir, are an ostrich. Who sticks its head in the sand, to look for worms.





User: The woman rolls over and wakes up. "Worms?".





Cleverbot: *hugs you* Don't cry ok?





User: "Oh, hey lite. I was having the weirdest dream.".





Cleverbot: What are you talking about?





User: There was a giant black cloud coming out of a mountain. Fire fell from the sky. It was terrifying.





Cleverbot: Do you think it'd hurt you if I punched your abs?





User: Probably. The stitches haven't quite healed up yet.





Cleverbot: Do you think in a similar way to the human brain?





User: The doctor says that brains don't heal very well. I'm lucky the bear missed my head.





Cleverbot: Swine flue was in fashion long ago. Now there are other diseases more fashionable.





User: Is there a new plague passing through town? How dreadful!





Cleverbot: When will we meet again?





User: You're right, we should probably end the session here. Same time next week?





Cleverbot: I knew I was right. By 'we' do you mean you and me?





User: Sure, unless you want to bring someone else.





Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to leave you with the work.





User: It's just a few pizza boxes. Don't worry about it.



