Here are the latest batch of lies put forth by “Flag.”

Not just the “Mecca of Technical Perfection” and the “Friendliest Place on Earth” but “Global Vulture HQ.”

Interestingly, they being with a likely true statement. In all of 2014 they managed to make 393 OT VII’s. Highest Ever! And at that rate, even making it to the 30 year old target of 10,000 is 7 years away.

But wait, things are going MUCH better this year, averaging 10 completions “every single week.” Unfortunately, I keep track of the drivel that Barbara Dews and Jeff Mintz send out and the average of OT VII Comps per week is 6.1 per week. Over the entire year. NOT 10. And if that pace keeps up they will be closer to 300 comps this year than 400.

All other stats that follow are just made up “long term affluence,” “4X,” speed of accomplishment and resign rate. I have never seen ANYONE publicly promote resign rates before – it tells you what the real attention is on…

But you get to the end and that is where the biggest lie of all is found, “Flag is by far the most economical way to get up The Bridge.”

That is seriously laugh out loud ridiculous, even when you DON’T include the massive regging for the IAS, Super Power and “4th Dynamic Programs” that are an integral part of the “Flag experience.” Flag is NOT cheap, and like a Roach Motel, once you are in, you cannot get out.

And finally, there is this measure of the magnificent expansion occurring in the scientology world:

“Flag makes 20 to 25 OT Completions every week. That is more than the whole rest of the planet combined.”

Between AOLA, AOSHUK, AOSHEU and AOSHANZO they cannot make 20 OT Comps per week (realize this is an “OT Comp” for Sunshine RD, OT 1, OT II theory, OT II, OT III Theory etc). And two of thee are “ideal”….