I'm picturing James Harrison painting his face in eye black while wearing his old Steelers gear around camp, yelling about all things Pittsburgh for the entire run of the show. "I loved Pittsburgh! Now I want to bury them! Let's go watch '300' again." Not only that, but I wonder how many illegal hits he can get away with in training camp while still finding a way to blame everyone but himself for his style of play. Oh, he'll be a hoot.

But my main hope is that history repeats itself from 2009, and we get to watch the coaching staff sit through meetings as Marvin Lewis and Co. update owner/GM Mike Brown on the goings-on with the team. Nothing says "awkward" like talking football with a man who must help you as a GM ... and can fire you as an owner. You want your owner at a distance -- so you can feel comfortable -- not sitting next to you as you're trying to make decisions. "Did he just frown at what I said about our running backs? Is he thinking about replacing me?" I was a huge fan of "The Office" in its heyday, and now hopefully I'll get to see that single-camera, uncomfortable humor again. Just without Dwight and Creed.