Tscherno who?

Tscherno is the main character in Shooting Stars. He's spent most of his life working for various media companies absorbed in endless daydreams about how awesome it must be to save the world from an invasion by evil aliens – confronted with the current situation, he seems not too enthused about it. At the utmost, he feels relatively neutral about it.

Tscherno is allergic to all kinds of stuff but mostly to cats and gluten. Unfortunately the only suitable weapon against the aliens is this cute little cat that shoots rainbow lazers, ro-cats and all kinds of other stuff to fight back our enemies.

Oh, and Tscherno might be the first person in 2015 to get his hands on a brand new hoverboard. Just saying.