The Loser: Taco Bell

"It's just scary." — Brian Bistrong, Braeburn, New York City

"Utter bastardization of one of the finest cuisines in the world. What the fuck is a chalupa?" — Joey Campanaro, The Little Owl, New York City

"They use a meat hose for their meat. That's just plain gross." — Tim Love, Lonesome Dove Western Bistro and Love Shack, Fort Worth, Texas