Words Used to Describe Genitals

So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. And feel free to submit ones you’ve heard :3

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Penis

Throbbing manliness Rigidness Ultimate expression of manness Pocket rocket Throbbing accumulation of rigid masculinity One-eyed snake Formerly caged viper Mighty sword of Eros Lance of love Holy wand of man juice Throbbing giggle stick Pulsing manmeat Glossy rod of muscle and blood Fuck stem Organ Engorged staff Hungry dragon Cherry splitter Purple headed warrior Blaine-meat (Blaine’s penis from Glee) Holy wand Throbbing meat wand Rippling/burning sausage Pants weasel Prince Everhard of the Netherlands Doggy lipstick Mayonnaise cannon Wand of Penetration Venom cock Organic crotch gun Purple headed yogurt squirter Throbbing lavender man-fruit thing Sperm shooter Husband’s bulge (Cabin in the woods. Thanks JOSS WHEDON) Bacon torpedo Gristle missile Dark spire (tentabulge) Mauve avenger Tantalizingly tree-trunk-girthed Soviet missile MIGHTY MAN NOODLE Slipper sex sceptre Sugar quill Kryptonian meat Meager meat pole Carriage Giant sausage Hairy wolf dingaling Ninja growing rod Pilgrim’s staff Silent flute Pike of pleasure Nimrod the mighty hunter His majesty in purple cap Beloved guest Pleasure pivot Gargantuan blue fire hydrant of a cock Love sausage Horrible wet mushroom Man root Sword Bulging soldier boy Throbbing stick of pleasure The thing that looks like an exclamation point Stump Rockhard fucktool Fishing pole (penis/finger?) Long pale rod Cherry assassin Communism stick Ivory hardness Turgid member Batter blaster Great silky spearhead of his desire (From The King’s Men by Christian Fall aka Mark Gatiss) Meat missile Beef bazooka Purple headed womb groom Leaking crown Crimson bird The monk with the big hood Nephrite stem Brave warrior of distant hills Flaccid love truncheon Temptation wand Smooth lust-snake Burrito Flaming man-rod Dragonhood Hardened arousal Love wand Giant man-hood Stick of miracles Spear Muatra Man-carrot DNA Rifle Secret lollipop God’s pinky finger Life muscle Sushi love roll One-eye wonder worm Schlongdoodle (Naked) spam porpoise Throbbing meat truncheon Crotch-dachsund Twinkie (small penis) Spam blade Mighty lust limb Mighty thundercock Lightning rod Magnetic pillar The South Pole The giraffe neck Ladyfinger Shell-shedding slug of affection Curvaceous hammer of lust Thingie (and thingy) You-know-what Divine rods (multiple male genitalia) Raging fuck missile Ewan’s/___’s lightsaber (only applicable to Ewan McGregor or Star Wars fandom in general) Pink, stiff flobberworm Raging boner Big, floppy donkey dick One-eyed wonder weasel Love gun Heat seeking moisture missile Tube flute Meat whistle Slendick (Slenderman fic) Love muscle Dingy lingy Manly platypus penis (Phineas & Ferb) Rainbow Stick Bushel of tentacles (Homestuck) Midnight meat train Thick manhood Magical broom Masculine popsicle Platoon of fuckton Letter Y Tree log of a cock Yogurt cannon Throbbing mass Bitchmaker Warhammer Man beacon/Beacon of Man-ness Puking pickle Tonsil tickler Rainbow dasher (100%) All-beef thermometer Pleasure weapon Love club Wank-wank sack bag Whack-the-Kass Stick (Neopets) Heated rod Metallicrotch Hyper weapon Coke bottle cock The Teen’s Pride Captain Thongpounder Bloddy thrill drill from beyond the grave Thor’s hammer Thick half-pounder anaconda from space Throbbing purple spear of destiny Chivalric auger-headed gut wrench Lord Ass-burglar the magnificent Tyrell the albine cave dweller Flaming satellite of love Hellenic crusader Saint Gregory King Ypres the Sixth Hallidoric the Radical ‘Nilla Spooge Murkosh the Avenger Throat spackler Mighty thrill drill of chills Vanilla spunk Sir Gallosh the Mighty Hellfire - Bloody lord of the Underworld Skyward Sword Rigid lust thermometer Bologna pony Love tool Sacagawea Baby anaconda Diego the Explorer Gyrados’s Bubblebeam Pinnochio’s Nose The Cat Killer Master Spelunker Rigid Anteater Horn of Gondor Colossal fuck cannon Pickle Hot rod Sperminator Reawakened dragon Pork sword Fifth Dragonair Weeping cock Throbbing member Rod of muscle and blood Sonic Screwdriver Rock-Python Hot Stark Rod DNA wand Magical pregnant weapon Serpentine Mini-Balto (Balto fic) Tumescent hot rod Love pencil Meatsnake Disco stick Cockness Monster Beef truncheon Wolf Thick straw Man matter Pleasure popsicle Peenie weenie Spike Plug Cord Trouser snake Sour apple blow pop Tackle Golden temple tower Mjolnir Spunktrumpet Love hose Kaptain Kielbasa The Batmobile Projectile Dachshund Stick (originally, 'stick and bags’) The thickest oak tree in the forests of dickland Orange Male organism Banana tree Dickle dackle Nubby kitten prick Slobbering dog cock Floppy ursine rod Vlad the Imapler Cum painter Throbbing equine womanrod Elven pleasure spear Girthy Mismatched fucksticks Frick frack pack Hidden snake 36 inch vengeance cannon Pointed prick Puppy pecker Equine prick Stallion prick Nubby shaft Perverse pecker Corrupted/cursed/infernal/unholy/blighted cock Penile flora Undulating tentacle-dick Pussy prick “Barbed” dick Kitty pecker Purple prick Serpentine member/shaft/cock Bulbous snake-shaft Animalistic vixen-pricker Mythical mast Gloria Meat log Hardened dingly-diddly-dinga-long Man peen organ Dingle dangle Jigglywat Alien worm Rumplestiltskin Willy Venomous throbbing python of love Dangly thing Sweaty clam ham Italian sausage Fuck truck Happy thong schlong No-no carrot Angry meat men Throbbing sex tool Buttplug with a pulse Nick Fury’s super serpent penis Purple dark rod of steel Pleasure obelisk Tender mushroom Limp clump of meaty spaghetti Springy little schloinger Nine-inch baby-firing bazooka Purple vein cane 8-bit plastic love machine Throbbing man-milk dispenser Num-num nibbits Battering piece Arse-wedge Button-hole worker Family organ Cream stick Gaying instrument Lizard Old slimy Nervous cane Muscle of love Pendulous meat Silly string shooter Wicked one-eyed monster Dingily doo flytrap penetrator Kelp bunny Oozing erection Pulsating schlong Meat-pipe Glowing manhood Red-helmed warrior on his way to the Promised Land Springy little schloinger Enormous manly cunt-slicer-upper 15-inch nuclear missile of pleasure Leaking log Formidable rod Small present in between Harry’s legs Throb nob Beef slinky Bologna tombstone Tenderly pulsating maypole Flailnail Flopping member Somewhat-fiery trunk of manbeef 29 inch organ impaler Snoop Doge Dick Prostate-stabbing sword of love Koujackulate shooter (Koujack’s dick) Magical love popsicle (Loki’s Jotun dick) Man fuck pole Ram rod Leaky pipe Protein canon Dog ( as in “wet my dog”)

Inflatable axe Massive fuck-stick Meaty pogo stick Steely inches Gigantic meaty shaft Fleshy appendage Turgescent member

Meat Tampon Man Baguette Boyscout Spaghetti Loverod Manroot Sacrificial Dagger Adamantine Pillar Peak of Mount Vernon Little Scythe Little (Character Name) Bulbous helmet Paladong (Voltron fandom) Iron-Hard Breeding Meat Elongated Elongation Mutant Banana Party Sausage

Vagina

Damp canal of lust Moist core Warp pipe Triangular area Tight cave (butt/vagina) Hearth Mayonnaise drain Poison hole Vertical Bacon Sandwich Man muncher (vagina?) Gates of Versailles Secret sweetness (From George R. R. Martin’s Clash of the Kings) Narrow alleyway (butt/vagina) Velvet underground (From the same fic as Penis #69. Also a great band according to a follower) Neglected sex Cave of lust Love wound Musty, dank channel Flesh mitten (courtesy of the Rizzoli & Isles fandom) Unholy cavity of carnal pleasure Cave with honey Slit of ecstasy Hoo haa Haynannernanners Whispering eye Bearded clam Libidinously slurping cakehole of love Sex Gash Axe wound Crumpet trumpet Pin cushion Love canal Cum dumpster Minge Cream tunnel Lady business (thefrogman) Baby hole (thefrogman) Panty hamster (thefrogman) Stimulus package (thefrogman) Chamber of Secrets (thefrogman) Bat cave (thefrogman) Corporate loophole (thefrogman) Shiny red orchid Letter O Cock cave Lady garden Gay man’s nemesis Feminine cove Love pocket Weeping folds Moist jungle Zillyhoo Buried treasure Nether Hidden/Secret sweetness Puddin’ cup Hairy checkbook Bitch wrinkle Love wallet Egg chamber Lady town Hairy spunk dungeon Mound of Venus Love taco Hobbit Hole Precious lambpits Sweet jellyboxes Fun ovens Cock garages Honey pots with submissive limbs Dark veil Dearest bodily flower Arena of combat Snatch Wizard’s sleeve Gap of Rohan Penis trap Jewelry box Pink lotus Locations Love clam Honey-slicked love tunnel Front-arse Vavle Port Snack shack Moist love well Itchy snatch Baby factory Tunnel of love Lower gardens Forbidden fruit Mossy banks Vagoo Penetration station Kitty The place where [character] put her tampons Myrish swamp Dick’s house Honeypot Hole of wonder (originally “whole of wonder”) Woman-tomato Mound of love pudding Windmill Sopping sex canal Chicken McPussy Hot molten box Fish pocket Downstairs mouth Real life Georgia O'Keefe painting

Meat sleeve Pleasure Casino Moistened Casing Well-Lubricated Pool of Sex Mouth Down South

Butt

Butt flower Boy/man pussy Fudge factory Anal fortress Assular regions Chocolate starfish Poop cavern Puckered love cave Winking portal Chocolate hotdog hallway Fleshy globes Soft mounds Hershey Highway Missile silo Wreck’d-um (Twitching) rosebud The soft pucker of his sweetness Rusty bullet hole Clam cavern Clam-flavored pothole Balloon knot Rectal capsule Fart factory Ass womb (not sure if butt or???) Warm slippery caravan Catacombs of honey Velvety orifice Pucker Puny God’s Ass (Loki’s butt) Puckered Star Caviar Star

Other

Soft mounds (boobs/butt) Love pillows (boobs) Fun bags (boobs) Spongy love mountains (boobs) Mitchell twins (boobs) Rumblr spheres (boobs) Voluminous pillows (boobs) Chest balls (boobs) Rose bushes (boobs) Hot princely milk (semen) Liquid love (semen) Magic toothpaste of love (semen) Baby batter (semen) Liquified pleasure (semen) Spaff (semen) Pale nectar (semen) Fruit (semen) Tadpole yogurt (semen) Warm juice (semen) White duck sauce (semen) Fuckfluid (semen/fluid from fucking) Stallion custard (horse semen) Gargling my bacon (eating cum???) Thick female honey (Zoroark’s cum) Cage of consternation (pants) Cotton prison (pants) Love nubbin (clitoris) Love button (clitoris) Delicate button (clitoris) Pleasure pearl (clitoris) Nubbin of desire (clitoris) Slick little pear (clitoris; Dragon Age fic) Tainted jewel (clitoris) Belly magic (sex) Bumpin’ uglies (sex) Horizontal monster mash (sex) Frickle frackle (sex) Boinking (sex) Making the double-backed beast (sex) Gut the love salmon and bake the skin loaf in my fuzzy oven (sex) Makin’ toast/makin’ Wonderbread toast (sex; Steam Powered Giraffe fandom) Dick assault (sex?) Internal gut massage (anal sex) Comparing spears (oral sex) Orbs (balls) Love spuds (balls) Little men (balls) Family/Crown jewels (balls) Velvety weights (balls) Bags (balls; originally 'stick and bags’) Nuggets (balls) Crotchal vicinity (general crotch area; any gender) Restless manmeat (erection) Needs (boners) Bed of pubes (pubes) Frilly evening gown (female pubes) Pill of life denial (birth control) Minedigger (finger) Geronimo spot (G-spot) Calibrating the lightsaber (masturbating) Virginal kleenex (hymen) Penis explosion (orgasm) Dusky nibs (nipples) Lil’ nimples (nipples) Rosebuds (nipples) Mythical berry (nipples) Lush manfur (chest hair) Helicopter blades (labia) Tasty brown fun (poop) Harry’s cold cauldron (idk) Gasm chasm (idk) Down there (50 Shades of Gray) Future cherry picker (main female character’s name for her love interest) Skin-scarf (foreskin) Pink, muscly bouncer (uvula, the bouncer of the throat) baby gravy (semen) Nature’s Alfredo Sauce

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