Which is why my Santa hooked me up with a Cardsharp folding "credit card" knife. This clever little item takes up about two cards stacked up worth of space in your wallet, but provides a handy, just under 3" blade. It has just enough blade to defend myself against small woodland creatures should they attack me with their pointy teeth.

Honestly, a very cool gift.

My Santa was also kind enough to give me the link to the company promo on YouTube.