Last week Vince and I saw Devin Townsend open for Children of Bodom. And at the end of the show, Devy was like “We’ll be back in a few months!” And we could have done some investigating and tried to find out all about his new tour, but we were all, “Nah, MetalSucks readers won’t care. They HATE Devin Townsend.”

And now the tour has actually been announced, and I don’t even know why I’m telling you guys. ‘Cause every time we write about Devin Townsend, the comments section sounds like this. I mean, I don’t think there is a single artist MetalSucks readers are LESS interested in than Devin Townsend. We’d get more traffic writing about Ian & Sylvia.

But whatevs. Here are the dates for the two of you who care. Support acts should be announced shortly.

Oct. 12 – Sound Stage – Baltimore, MD

Oct. 13 – The Note – Philadelphia, PA

Oct. 14 – Rock And Shock – Worcester, MA

Oct. 15 – The Chance – Poughkeepsie, NY

Oct. 16 – The Altar – Pittsburgh, PA

Oct. 17 – Peabody’s – Cleveland, OH

Oct. 18 – Harpo’s – Detroit, MI

Oct. 19 – Reggie’s – Chicago, IL

Oct. 21 – Black Sheep – Colorado Springs, CO

Oct. 22 – Marquis – Denver, CO

Oct. 24 – Troubadour – Los Angeles, CA

Oct. 25 – Slim’s – San Francisco, CA

Oct. 27 – Hawthorne – Portland, OR

Oct. 28 – El Corazon – Seattle, WA

-AR