Farmers Arrested for Running Sheep Brothel in Wales: Three men have been jailed after being convicted of running a Sheep brothel in Swansea, Wales through a website that let people select the animal of their liking and book in for an appointment. The whole idea just sounds completely insane to me, but then again, I'm allergic to wool.

Man Found Dead in Demi Moore's Swimming Pool: The LAPD is confirming that an unidentified 21-year-old man has been found dead in the swimming pool at Demi Moore's Beverly Hills home. Now I'm no Philip Marlowe, but I'm guessing it was her acting coach. http://www.johnnyrobish.com



Rare Thunderstorms Hit Los Angeles Area: We're actually having thunderstorms here in LA this evening - which I suppose is all fun and games until one of our celebrities ends up having all the thunder stolen out from under them. Brazilian Doctor Charged With Killing 7 Patients: According to a Health Ministry investigator, a female Brazilian doctor has been charged with killing seven patients in order to free up beds in the hospital's intensive care unit. The doctor claimed she had no choice but to kill the them, because the overcrowded conditions were putting patients' health at risk.

Costco Removes Dinosaur Cakes After 666 Complaint: Costco says they've removed a line of dinosaur-themed cakes from their Mesa store after a woman who bought one of the cakes for her son't birthday complained that the area which was supposed to be the dinosaur's legs looked a lot like the numbers 666. I guess if you're a dinosaur, that's one way to avoid being eaten. Now I'm no baker, but obviously this must have been a Devil's Food Cake. Academic Seeks Billy the Kid's Death Certificate: Retired Arizona State University Historian Robert J. Stahl is taking his pursuit of a death certificate for famed outlaw Billy the Kid (also known as William H. Bonney) to New Mexico's highest court. When questioned about his motives, Professor Stahl told reporters that all he really wants to do is "bring back my Bonney to me!"

China Begins Construction of World's Tallest Dam: Officials say China has begun building a 1,030-ft high dam which will make it among the world's largest power providers, but the project is also displacing millions of local residents. When asked their feelings about the project, most of the displaced residents could only say "well I'll be dammed!"