How Many University Students Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many U of T students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two ... one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Queen's students does it take to change a light bulb?

One ... he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Waterloo students does it take to change a light bulb?

Six ... one to design a nuclear-powered bulb that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuked light bulb, two to install it and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

How many Lakehead students does it take to change a light bulb?

None ... Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity.

How many Algonquin students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one ... but he gets six credits for it.

How many Laurentian students does it take to change a light bulb?

None ... Sudbury looks better in the dark.

How many Ryerson students does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question ... Ryerson isn't a real university.

How many Western students does it to change a light bulb?

Five ... one to change the light bulb and four to find the perfect J CREW outfit to wear for the occasion.

How many McMaster students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two ... one to change the bulb, the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student.

How many Carleton students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two ... one to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the light bulb wouldn't go out.

How many McGill students does it take to change a light bulb?

One ... but she can't do it on Friday night.

How many Brock students does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven ... one to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

How many Guelph students does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven ... one to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on manure.

How many York University students does it take to change a light bulb

Three ... one to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophize about life as a light bulb.

How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As many as it takes to find one who can say light bulb in French.

How many Laurier students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five ... they make it a campus affair.

How many Laval students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One ... but she would insist that the way she did it was distinct.

How many Mt. Allison students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five ... one to do it and four to be in the Maclean's photo of the event.

How many U of PEI students does it take to change a light bulb?

Four ... one to change it, three to make sure he isn't using a potato.

How many University of Victoria students does it take to change a light bulb?

None ... lava lamps never burn out man!

How many UBC students does it take to change a light bulb?

Four ... one to do it and three to translate the instructions.

How many Simon Fraser students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five ... one to change it, one to hold him steady, three to go for more 'shrooms.

How many University of Alberta students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five ... one to change it, one to protest for more funding, one to picket for lower taxes, two to turn the event into a summer festival.

How many University of Calgary students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five ... one to change it, two to yell that they did it better than the U of A, two to market the process and move to the States.

How many Red Deer College students does it take to change a light bulb?

Three ... one to change it, one to say they were inspired by the U of A, one to say they were inspired by the U of C.

How many University of Lethbridge students does it take to change a light bulb?

Four ... one to change it, one to complain about the subterranean campus, and two to explain where Lethbridge is.

How many University of Regina Students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two ... one to change it, one to drive the combine.

How many University of Saskatoon students does it take to change a light bulb?

One ... but he has to wait until after harvest.

How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a light bulb?

There's a university in Manitoba?

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