Since Gary Bettman became NHL commissioner the league has seen itself expand from 24 teams to what will soon be 32 once Seattle joins in 2021. The growth of the game has been undeniable as it becomes more popular in America and produces superstars like Auston Matthews and Jack Eichel.



But what if he kept going? What if Gary Bettman decided 32 NHL teams isn’t enough. What if he decided to get drunk off his ass and agree to make the NHL the world’s first ever 100 team league.



Let’s discuss.



First off obviously is finding the teams. This would almost certainly involve the league’s expansion outside of North America so I’ve decided to round out another 18 teams in the continent and then put the other 50 elsewhere giving us balanced 50 team conferences of North America and World.



Below are the 100 teams competing in the new NHL.



The Teams:



North American Conference



Anaheim Ducks Atlanta Thrashers Arizona Coyotes Baltimore Bandits Boston Bruins Buffalo Sabres Calgary Flames Carolina Hurricanes Chicago Blackhawks Cincinnati Cyclones Cleveland Barons Colorado Avalanche Columbus Blue Jackets Dallas Stars Detroit Red Wings Edmonton Oilers Florida Wildcats Halifax Moosehead Hamilton Bulldogs Hartford Whalers Houston Aeros Indianapolis Racers Kansas City Scouts Los Angeles Kings Mexico City Toreros Milwaukee Admirals Minnesota Wild Montreal Canadiens Nashville Predators New Jersey Devils New Orleans Brass New York Islanders New York Rangers Ottawa Senators Philadelphia Flyers Pittsburgh Penguins Portland Bucks Quebec Nordiques San Antonio Rampage San Diego Gulls San Jose Sharks Saskatoon Blades Seattle Grunge St. Louis Blues Tampa Bay Lightning Toronto Maple Leafs Vancouver Canucks Vegas Golden Knights Washington Capitals Winnipeg Jets

World Conference



Amsterdam Tigers Astana Barys Athens Warriors Barcelona HC Beijing – Kunlun Red Star Belfast Giants Belgrade – HK Partizan Berlin Polar Bears – Eisbären Berlin Bratislava Sky Budapest HK Cairo Sphinx Cardiff Demons Copenhagen Lions Dublin Rams Glasgow Clan Gothenburg – Frolunda HC Helsinki Jokerit Kiev – Ledyanye Volki Kiev Lisbon – Benfica London Raiders Madrid – Real Madrid Magnitogorsk Metallurg Malmo Redhawks Manchester Storm Melbourne Glaciers Milan Vipers Minsk HC Moscow CSKA Moscow Dynamo Munich Red Bull – EHC Munchen Nottingham Panthers Omsk Avangard Oslo – Vålerenga Paris Saint-Germain Prague Engineers Riga HC Rome – A.S. Roma Saint Petersburg – SKA Sapporo Snow Seoul – Anyang Halla Shanghai Dragons Sheffield Steelers Shenzhen Rays Sochi HK Stockholm – Djurgardens IF Sydney Wolf Pack Tampere – Tappara Tokyo Rabbits Turku – TPS Vienna HC

As a note: When possible I gave teams nicknames that current or former teams/clubs had in those cities. I also tried to avoid two teams having the same nickname because we’re not making the same mistake the CFL did.



The Florida Panthers are now the Wildcats because Southern States love naming their teams Wildcats so I assumed Florida would be okay with letting Nottingham be the Panthers. Also the Cardiff Devils had to become the Cardiff Demons because New Jersey isn’t as friendly as Florida. If an existing team just calls itself “[City Name] Hockey Club”, then I just kept it that way because is it works for soccer it works for us.



The Players



There’s no way around it, the talent level will plummet at first. The league will be going from 700ish active players to over 2000. Most people would suggest this is bad for the league but if the idea of Connor McDavid and Leon Draisatl getting a two on one breakaway against an ECHL goalie and a defenceman who should be playing in the Italian Leagues doesn’t excite you, then I don’t know what will. That being said, those critics would be correct; the skill level in the average game would plummet.



There’s some hope that long term this creates a growing interest in the sport and in 2049 teams are tanking for the chance to draft some Japanese phenom who will go on to put up 200 points in their rookie season. While that would be nice, the truth is in the short term, a 100 team league would see some absurd mismatches. This could be the way to drive up scoring that Gary Bettman has wanted all along.



The Schedule



This gets… tricky.



Here’s some options.



The Soccer League

Method: Each team plays each other team twice. One home, one away.



Games Played: 198



Thoughts: This is a true nightmare and borders on endurance torture.



The One and Done

Method: Each team plays each other team once.



Games Played: 98



Thoughts: This is setting up for a whirlwind of complaints. Teams and fans saying they only lost because they were the away team. Also you know how much the NHL loves forcing rivalries which would never happen if teams only face off against each other once per year.



The MLB before 1997

Method: Each team plays each other team in their conference twice. One home, one away. They never play the other conference unless they meet in the finals of playoffs.



Games Played: 98



Thoughts: This seems kind of sensible but would fans really be happy if they never got to see certain superstars or teams face off unless they made it to the finals?



The NFL(ish)

Method: Each conference is split into 5 divisions of 10 teach each. Every team plays their divisional rivals twice (one home, one away), they then play each conference rival once, and HALF the teams from the other conference once per year.



Games Played: 83



Thoughts: This… isn’t awful? It adds only one more game per season to each team’s schedule, allows for divisional rivalries, and each team will never go two consecutive seasons without matching up. This might be the best method available… which is exactly why the NHL would never do it. It makes too much sense.



The NHL

Method: Each conference is split into 5 divisions of 10 teams each. Every team plays their divisional rivals four times (two home, two away), they then play each other team once.



Games Played: 126



Thoughts: The NHL would almost certainly try something so absurd. It forces divisional rivals. Each team is seen at least once a year. The problem is it adds over 40 games to each team’s season and complicates scheduling. How does the NHL deal with this problem? Where can they save time on the league calendar? By ruining the playoffs of course.



Playoffs



NHL Playoffs is the most exciting championship grind in all of sports. Brutal best of seven action with favourites winning enough for it to be fair and underdogs winning enough for it to be exciting. There’s nothing like playoff hockey.



Except the NHL’s current playoff format is such a nightmare of unfair matchups and forced rivalries, that all us fans are just waiting to see how they can ruin it further.



Here’s how.



With an 100 team league and the NHL’s love of parity you can 100% expect 64 teams to make the playoffs. The NHL will then look at how popular March Madness is and say “me too!” then suddenly best of seven series’ are gone in favour of a single elimination knockout tournament with a team needing to only win 6 games total to claim the championship.



Maybe if we’re lucky they’ll make it a home/away best of two. Maybe.

With a shorter playoffs, there’s a chance more value gets placed in winning the President’s Trophy but that faces its own complications because of the uneven divisional schedules. We’re truly getting the worst of both worlds now. Thanks NHL.



Yes, this was absolutely a long winded way to vent about the NHL’s playoff format and try to find a scenario where Toronto doesn’t have to play Boston.



Final Thoughts



There’s a lot of things to be excited about with an 100 team league. The growth of the game, new markets, new fans, and new superstars who fell in love with hockey at a young age after watching their hometown team play.



Growing the game is a top priority but tripling league size overnight may not be the best way to do it. Is it the most fun way? Maybe. Is it the smart way? Definitely not.



Realistically, there’s a good chance that the NHL grows beyond 32 teams at the top level and then less extreme versions of everything mentioned here needs to be discussed. Ideally we one day see multiple leagues of 16-32ish teams around the world who all send their best teams to compete for an on-ice version of the Champions League Trophy. Hockey becoming the international spectacle that soccer is, having the KHL, SHL, and other leagues being able to regularly beat an NHL franchise would be a real dream come true.