Now is the time to use your judgment-induced anxieties to your advantage! Cargo shorts? Probably wants guns in schools. Flip phone? Probably very concerned with Hillary’s emails. Drinking Coors Light? Probably boycotting Budweiser because of their Super Bowl commercial. You shouldn’t judge all books by their covers, but in this case take a leaf from Trump’s immigration policy and proceed with caution. Your body is far more sacred than the Christian integrity of the United States.

On the flip side, make sure you’re sending those subtle nasty signs to the casual observer. Rock a Hillary sticker on your laptop. Wear a pussy hat. Rock a pantsuit.

Make it nastier: Did you know a “Nasty Woman” button goes with everything? Get yours here.