Is Oakland Raiders Hall of Fame defensive end Howie Long on the run from the Long Arm of the Law? A police sketch makes it seems like it.

If you’re still down about the Oakland Raiders playoff loss in Houston, this nugget will be sure to cheer you up.

A suspect in a recent home invasion in Cleveland looks eerily like Raiders Hall of Fame Defensive End Howie Long. Very eerily. Originally reported by Andrew Kulp of All22.com, Gates Mills Police Department released a composite sketch of the suspect they’re trying to track down.

The individual in question is wanted for breaking into a Cleveland residence and tying up the owner, but it is as of yet unknown if they made off with any valuables.

JUST IN – Gates Mills PD release sketch of suspect in home invasion where resident was tied up. @wkyc pic.twitter.com/hJmxXGwb65 — lisa lowry (@lisalowrywkyc) January 10, 2017

The sketch had some thinking Long hadn’t quite been able to make ends meet in his current role as an analyst on FOX. His son Kyle, however — a center for the Chicago Bears — had us all breathing a sigh of relief after imagining number 75 embarking on a residential robbery rampage. Thankfully, as Kyle humorously pointed out, his dad has a trademark scar on his forehead the suspect did not:

No scar in the middle of the forehead can't be dad. Had me worried 😂 https://t.co/v2M0e3FQSS — Kyle (@Ky1eLong) January 10, 2017

You have to admit, it would be pretty intimidating having Long burst through your front door. We probably should’ve guessed it wasn’t him when we read the suspect tied the owner up. If it was Howie, he could’ve just told you to sit down in the corner and you would’ve done so in fear.

Still it’s a rather humorous image imagining a silver 75 glistening in the moonlight, Long dashing through the roses. Using a spin move past the bushes to dodge the camera, bull rushing the front door before sacking the safe in the basement.