So with all the christmas shopping chaos, I came home in a tired mess with arms full of toys and wrapping paper and food and blah blah blah. I went out to check the mail completely forgetting that my secret santa's package was scheduled to come in today...my eyes grew wide when I saw this amazing box waiting for me by the door!

My wife being just as excited to start unpacking it, we tore into the wrapping paper and saw a POPCORN MAKER! I don't eat popcorn really, but she was ecstatic! This was short lived though because this was simply a shipping container...this aint her secret santa any damn ways, so she pouted on the couch as I unveiled 3 custom wrapped gifts!

1 - Started with a trip down candy lane...I had never tried either of these, and after doing so, I am now also a huge fan (as my secret santa said he/she was).

2 - Mind...Fucking...BLOWN. Where has this Biscoff stuff been all my life? I tried it...I damn near had a fit and fell off the couch and then my wife tried it...it was life changing, and if I can help it, I will have this stuff in my house forever now.

3 - I had no idea what to expect here...reading the letter first, I was thinking more food (which would have been fine as well), but when I open this thing and it's a freakin' FALCONS TOASTER! I laughed with joy and a smile was stuck on my face...until I realized we have NO BREAD IN THE HOUSE! I wanted so badly to try it, and I will this week, but as a loyal and TOTAL Falcons fan, this was such a thoughtful and amazing gift...not to mention we needed a new toaster anyways!

...my secret santa stayed anonymous, but I want to say, from the bottom of my heart (and taste buds!), thank you so very much and Merry Christmas! Now I'm going to go wear out that F'n Biscoff some more...nom nom nom!