The Liberal Party’s famous ‘broad church’ is actually an 8 square metre chapel on the side of a highway near Toowoomba, it has been revealed.

The building has enough room for four people – six if standing is allowed, which it’s not.

A spokesperson said the chapel incorporated a range of views, although now that all four windows have been boarded up, those views were limited to a small crack in the wall in a corner of the building.

The spokesperson said that everyone was welcome at the chapel, unless they held conventional views, in which case they would be relentlessly bullied until they left.

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