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If there is one sure sign that life is passing you by, it’s that your friends start having babies.

That’s the stark wake-up call Betoota Heights woman Bianca Wonderman received this afternoon after one of her best friends announced she was expecting.

“FUCK OFF” Bianca screamed down the phone to her friend.

“I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU! THIS IS AMAZING!” she continued to gush.

The joyous conversation continued but it was when Bianca hung up the phone and looked down at the half-drunk bag of Sunnyvale Fruity-Lexia that the reality hit home.

“Holy shit” she said to our reporter, who happened to be on the scene.

“I didn’t realise we were at that age already.”

“I mean, when did that happen?”

The 32-year-old then looked around realised at that moment that she wasn’t 21 anymore.

More to come.