fortnite middl school chaptr 1: the day begins

authers note: i am epicfortnite69, a 9 year old kid in 4th grade. this is a epic story about epic things like murdr and drugs and rape and sex. if you are a faggit who is triggerd by these things get the FUCK out! i dont need your pussie ass here! get the FUCK out too if you post bad revews if you don't like the story don't revew it you FUCK ASS. if you are good and cool and like the story you can stay. i play fortnite, fortnite is the most epic game ever made. if you are a pubgtard get the FUCK out too i hate pubg it is unepic and stuped. and i am obviesly epic too i like things that are cool like sex and drugs and murdr and rape. btw in this story im in 6th grade cuz middel school is cool cuz i heer has sex and drugs and murdr and rape.

epicfortnite69 (me) waked up. his mom, unepicfortnite68 waked him up. epicfortnite69 sayed "FUCK YOU MOM YOU BITCH ASS BITCH!" (my bitch ass mom) sayed "you need to go to school honiy!" epicfortnite69 (me im epic) yelld "FUCK YOU FAGGIT GET OUT OF MY ROOM! IM MATUR I MAKE MY OWN RULES NOW! FUCK YOU SHIT CUNT DICK ASS BITCH FUCK!" epicfortnite69 pulld out his cock and startid jerkin it. jerkin off is epic and i like to do it even though semin doesnt com out of my dick (only irl. in this fanfic i can make semin) for some resen. if anyone can pm me tellin me jerkin off tips and how to make semin come out please help :)))) so anyways unepicfortnite68 ran out cryin as she is gay and cryin is gay.

she ran to wak up unepicpubg69, my faggit brothr who plays pubg, the worst game ever made. pubg is for gay fuck asses who i hate. all pubg players should dye. fuck them. unepicpubg69 is my brothr irl and i beet him up often. he deservs it. FUCK HIM! hes 7 years old and a goody too shoes gay ass who does everythin mom tells him too. unepicfortnite68 waked up unepicpubg69 and he sayed "yes momy ill go to school!" FUCK HIM GOODY TOO SHOES ASS BITCH! epicfortnite69 stoppd jerkin off and ran too unepicpubg69. he STARTID BEETIN UP UNEPICPUBG68! HE DESERVD IT! he punchd and kickd unepicpubg69 and he startid screemin and cryin. he deservd it. epicfortnite69 thought he broke one of unepicpubg69's bones.

epicfortnite69 went back to his room. he heard an ambulens comin to his house but he didn't care. his mom yelld at him to come down and see his brothr in the ambulens and go to the hospitel with them. epicfortnite69 yelld "FUCK YOU MOM! I HOPE UNEPICPUBG69 DYES!" unepicfortnite68 (my mom) ran away and startid cryin and the ambulens left. "FUCK UNEPICPUBG69. I HOPE HE DYES!" epicfortnite69 sayed. he lookd out at the ambulens and startid jerkin off! his cum and seemin camed out of his penis epic style. it was epic. he was watchin fortnite music videos and fortnite strippin videos. it was epic and very hot and sexy.

epicfortnite69 also remembrd that he should go to school. school is fuckin stupid (at least the lernin is) but its gay and unepic. the thing thats epic is the new epic middel school! he was transferrin from fortnite elementery to fortnite middel school. epicfortnite69 is cool and populer so he heers a lot about middel school from cool populer middel schoolrs, like john wick and dark voyagr, who are both very cool 8th graders. he heard that middel school has lots of epic things like drugs, murdr, rape, and sex. which are all cool things that epicfortnite69 wantd to try. he decidid that he would actualy go to school and try the cool things like drugs, rape, and murdr.

epicfortnite69 needid to get a car. sinc his mom was in the ambulens since his brothr unepicpubg69 was goin to the hospitel, so he sneeke past his dad and hijackd his mom, unepicfortnite68's car. he steeled the keys from the table, and putted them into the car. and turnd them. it was epic. he drivd down the road and he went at like 100 or somethin miles per our. he didnt not care that he was speedin, as he doesnt care about the law. epicfortnite69 startd to hear sirens. it was not good. the cops were comin! I HATE COPS AS THEY ENFORSE THE LAW. THE LAW IS STUPID AND GAY AND I DONT NOT WANT TO FOLLOW IT! LAWS ARE STUPID AND MENT TO BE BROKEN! i love crimes like murdr, rape, speedin, drugs, and steelin. they're epic!

epicfortnite69 put his pedal on and speedid even more, goin even faster than before, at like 200 miles per our, it was epic! the cops couldnt go faster as they wanted to obey the law which is dum and gay. epicfortnite69 went at 300 miles per our, speedin past red lights and shit. he was speedin so much he endid up in tiltid towers, which is far away from where he lives in anarchie acers. it was epic, tiltid towers is the best place in the world. but suddenly, more sirens came. it was bad. the cops came in front of epicfortnite69 and shootid his car! his wheel explodid and his car breakd down. it was unepic. cops came up behind epicfortnite69 and to the sides too. he was surroundid!