[Verse 1: Les Claypool & Stan and Kyle]

I'm going down to South Park

Gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere

Humble folks without temptation

[Verse 2: Les Claypool & Cartman]

Going down to South Park

Gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking, day or night

People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"

[Verse 3: Les Claypool & Kenny]

Heading on up to South Park

Gonna see if I can't unwind

I like girls with big fat titties

I like girls with big vaginas

[Verse 4: Les Claypool]

So come on down to South Park

And meet some friends of mine

*Fart*

[Outro]