Going up

Minimal monastery How Kim Kardashian describes her interiors. Wry, accurate, and makes us think of Fleabag’s Hot Priest.

Pantoning Painting your nails different colours because you can’t make up your mind. Into it.

Cricket whites Because it’s summer and nothing beats looking Persil fresh. See Off-White and NE Blake & Co.

Tiger Woods Scandals aside, his comeback look is quite Prada SS19.

Tiger Woods on the Augusta greens. Photograph: Getty Images

Vitamin C The new beauty power ingredient. La Roche-Posay’s Pure Vitamin C10 Serum won’t bankrupt you.

Party shirts Inspired by Childish Gambino in Guava Island. Every man should own one.

Going down

Jardigans Hybrid jacket cardigan, worn on repeat by Man City’s Pep Guardiola. The state of it.

Tiles Instead, may we suggest lino? As seen at the Salone del Mobile in Milan, and in Netflix’s Mötley Crüe doc, The Dirt.

Tired of tiles? Photograph: Getty Images

One meal a day Jack Dorsey-approved “fasting”. Nope.

Oversized Over. We prefer “huge” as an adjective. Weekday use it to describe a very large T-shirt.

Barely there shoes Itsy-bitsy sandals reminiscent of #oldCeline; our winter feet are not ready.

Champagne Philipp Plein serves guests Champlein, a blend of champagne and Red Bull. New levels of campness.