My neighbour is weird. When it's quiet at night you can hear him screaming for somebody to put his knees back on. I went around to his once to help him fix his computer, which was broken from all of the dirty pages he looks at. I had to take it to my mate's computer shop and my mate's dad, who's a science teacher, told us that the computer was over a kilo heavier than it should have been because it was so full of viruses. I made this page because I've got nobody else to talk to about this stuff.