Now I'm not one to be spreadin' rumors or tellin' lies, but word has it that ol' Cabel himself once got himself snared atop ol' Splash Mountain at Disneyland! Seems someone thought -- with only God and these here trees knowin' quite why -- it'd be my-tee-funny if him and his pals took their shirts off at the peak for the cameras! The ol' water works suddenly shut off, a mysterious voice was a-boomin', and the pictures never came ta' light. A cast member later told Cabel that, luckily, it was usually th' fairer sex who pulled such a trick! Seems Mr. Cabel was disbelievin', until a saint of a cast member leaked these precious snaps. Caution! You may be stunned!