Today, Trump fans assembled in Washington D.C. for their so-called “Mother Of All Rallies” but unsurprisingly enough, it didn’t live up to its auspicious name.

'Mother Of All Rallies' (#MOAR) that called for 'millions' to come show support for Pres. Trump, seems to have pulled a crowd of 1-200 pic.twitter.com/jgRCraWdpd — Unicorn Riot (@UR_Ninja) September 16, 2017

Checking out the pro-Trump #moar rally on the Mall. Maybe 150 ppl, some III%er militia, Proud Boys turnout pic.twitter.com/yBjuJWQx4O — Will Sommer (@willsommer) September 16, 2017

Around 150 – 200 people showed up for a rally that was billed as a crowd of “millions,” drawing the usual assortment of racist idiots like rape apologist Gavin McInnes’ “Proud Boys” and the Three Percenter “sovereign citizen” militiamen.

The MOAR wasn’t even the only rally in Washington D.C. today.

The MAGA chuds were overshadowed by the March of the “Juggalos,” the fans of the “Insane Clown Posse” hip-hop group known for their clown face-paint, their love for Faygo soda, and their hatred for fascists and Confederates.

The Juggalos are marching to protest their unfair designation as a “gang” by the FBI, which has made life very difficult for some prominent Juggalo fans, including making it harder for them to get jobs.

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Warriors for civil rights in general, the unifying tenet of the Juggalo Family is tolerance for everybody, no matter their race, sexuality, class, or gender, all united in their love for the music of ICP. It is beyond outrageous that the FBI has labeled them a “dangerous” gang.

One clown's rally #JuggaloMarch in front of Lincoln Mem. nearly 2X the size of another clowns rally #MOAR (Trumps Mother Of All Rallies?) pic.twitter.com/hTOCTjM7dL — ODB (@bnolte50) September 16, 2017

The Democratic Socialists of America are here handing out Juggalo-friendly snacks pic.twitter.com/h2kap5gkuB — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 16, 2017

The Juggalo March is definitely the first protest where I've said I'm a reporter and people have tried to hug me — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 16, 2017

Juggalo Jared Baxter, 17, drove a day from Missouri. "People don't understand what's different." pic.twitter.com/Z70RsdBAll — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 16, 2017

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Alright, the Juggalos have already won the Battle of the DC Rallies #JuggaloMarch pic.twitter.com/9KGk1JeVbS — Roy Edroso (@edroso) September 16, 2017

https://twitter.com/adrianh_p/status/909124179382988800

Whoop whoop.