Other gems include Fiene's odd analogy of friendship as an "economic good," his warning to women that, "telling him he's like a brother to you won't stop his brain from shouting 'Marry that woman and impregnate her now' when he encounters your femininity," and his suggestion that women can never be as good as men at the things he said men most value in pals: playing video games, avoiding emotional intimacy and behaving like a jackass.