This is what it's come to. While leftists in this world refuse to acknowledge that Islamic extremism is a problem (see Even After Paris Attacks, Liberals Blame Charlie Hebdo’s ‘Islamophobia.’ Now They Fire Back… and Canadian Man Arrested for ‘Islamophobic’ Social Media Posts…), ISIS, desperate for attention or maybe acknowledgment from the left, took a cat-gif page from BuzzFeed to get the message across: a listicle.

No, seriously. The listicle is titled "Why We Hate you and Want to Fight You" maybe because everyone from Obama to Merkel is ignoring ISIS. Worse, they're pretending ISIS doesn't exist. So there's ISIS, waving their black flag, trying to get credit for all the Islamic terrorism, and the left dutifully looks the other way. #Frustrating

ISIS listed six reasons for the #westernhate. For the sake of brevity, we're sticking with three. Pro-tip to ISIS: next time use gifs in your list. A demonstration:

Yes, any excuse to use this GIF. I make no apologies.

ISIS intros their listicle thus:

Shortly following the blessed attack on a sodomite, Crusader nightclub by the mujahid Omar Mateen, American politicians were quick to jump into the spotlight and denounce the shooting, declaring it a hate crime, an act of terrorism, and an act of senseless violence. "A hate crime? Yes. Muslims undoubtedly hate liberalist sodomites, as does anyone else with any shred of their fitrah (inborn human nature) still intact." "An act of terrorism? Most definitely. Muslims have been commanded to terrorize the disbelieving enemies of Allah."

So first they pay homage to the Orlando Shooter. Well, one does. Also, ISIS may feel compelled, considering our political leaders and media did their best to say the Orlando Shooter was anything but ISIS, including alleging he was a suppressed homosexual (read REPORT: Islamic Orlando Terrorist Might Have Been Gay Himself...).

Here's a gay gif for you, ISIS.

With the intro out of the way, here's the partial list:

ONE: "We hate you, first and foremost, because you are disbelievers; you reject the oneness of Allah – whether you realize it or not – by making partners for Him in worship, you blaspheme against Him, claiming that He has a son, you fabricate lies against His prophets and messengers, and you indulge in all manner of devilish practices." TWO: "We hate you because your secular, liberal societies permit the very things that Allah has prohibited while banning many of the things He has permitted, a matter that doesn’t concern you because you Christian disbelief and paganism 32 separate between religion and state, thereby granting supreme authority to your whims and desires via the legislators you vote into power."

Lemme translate: they hate us for everything we are. And while Christians are called out specifically for reason two, you atheists who ride high on the "I don't believe in God, LOL!" feels? You're number three:

"In the case of the atheist fringe, we hate you and wage war against you because you disbelieve in the existence of your Lord and Creator."

So get off the "Muslim's aren't going to kill me because me no believe in God or Jesus" donkey, because no. ISIS hates you, too. Put that in your hookah and smoke it. If you still have a head atop your shoulders.

The list goes onto say ISIS hates us because the West interferes with Islam. You know, the same reason Palestine uses to keep pestering Israel with rockets, stabbings, and general terroristic misbehavior. So...what if we just played nice with the Arab world? As all card-carrying leftists would say we should? ISIS answered that as well:

"The fact is, even if you were to stop bombing us, imprisoning us, torturing us, vilifying us, and usurping our lands, we would continue to hate you because our primary reason for hating you will not cease to exist until you embrace Islam."

There you have it, kids. So even if the West were to stop interfering with Islam, or the Middle East? It wouldn't matter. Unless we all embraced Islam, burkas, and disobedient wife-beating. We've known this all along, of course. Islamists hate the West because we're the West. Because we're not Sharia. Because we're not Islamic. Nothing short of a full embrace of Islam and Sharia will please these people. And even then, who can be sure?

Methinks this little listicle, like the past terrorist attacks ISIS has desperately tried to get credit for, will be ignored by the media and political left. Because Islam is the religion of peace. ISIS is on the run. Terrorism? What terrorism? You're just an Islamohpobic crapweasel. How dare you.

When someone shows you who they are, believe them.

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