Somewhere down the line, the world made an unspoken agreement to assume that the ending to every Christopher Nolan movie must be more complex than it seems. So when Batman defeats Bane and passes his bat-mantle on to Bat-Joseph Gordon-Levitt, some people thought that must mean that Batman actually dies and goes to heaven, because that's totally how a superhero movie would end.

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Jesus Christ. Someone get Caine back in here to clear everything up:

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He's the hero the Internet needs but doesn't deserve.

Interstellar's ending goes like this: Matthew McConaughey goes into a black hole, finds a species of advanced humans living beyond our dimensions, and uses the extra dimensions of time and love (proving Huey Lewis right once and for all) to send a message to his daughter that will cause her to solve some bullshit equation and save mankind. Then he gets flung out of the wormhole and by staggering coincidence is found in the vast infinity of space, only to go off on another adventure to find the other scientist. It's Batman in space: hero risks life, saves everyone, doesn't die, leaves to go bone Anne Hathaway. It does not get more straightforward than that- OH COME ON:

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Please don't.

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Look, guys. There is nothing confusing about the ending of this movie. Sometimes things are meant to be taken at face value. Just because Nolan ends all his films with epic Hans Zimmer and a voiceover doesn't mean there's a-

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Fine. Whatever. McConaughey is in heaven with Batman.

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