TEL AVIV – A Jordanian newspaper published an apparent satire piece highlighting Arab “achievements” in 2016, including the perfection of the car bomb, the emergence of lone-wolf terrorism, and the creation of refugees.

The article, published in Al Ghad newspaper and cited by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), comes on the heels of a list of 2016’s scientific achievements published by the BBC. That list included the discovery of the gravitational waves predicted by Albert Einstein, the discovery of a ninth planet in the solar system, and a brain chip allowing paraplegics to move their limbs.

The Arab list, authored by Muhammad Abu Rumman, a researcher at the Center for Strategic Studies at the University of Jordan, includes stellar accomplishments which, in the author’s words, are both scientific and non-scientific in nature.

Below is the list in full: