1. Dial phone with other hand and have a pizza delivered.

2. When delivery person arrives, ask them to loop a rope around their bumper and the other end around your wrist of the hand with the finger in your ear.

3. Tell driver to stomp it.

4. Whistle for dirver to stop either once the bumper falls off or you've been drug down the driveway but its taken your mind off your finger stuck in your ear.