Tonight's (April 17, 2014) episode of TNA Impact will feature Willow taking on Ethan Carter III and Rockstar Spud in a handicap match. You can follow the live blog later on this evening by clicking here.

In preparation for this, TNA sent a camera to whatever corner Willow is hanging out in and asked him for his twisted thoughts on his opponents. He did not disappoint:

"EC3 is nothing but dirty sheets that are in desperate need of change. Rockstar Spud is nothing but a dirty, bloody booger. Reminds me of little ants that eat my dog's food and I have to kill."

Like, what the hell? I just don't even know anymore, Cagesiders. I just don't.

Do you?