The fifth movie in the Die Hard franchise has been christened A Good Day to Die Hard, which is a bad name to give anything. The plot is said to involve John McClane and his son in Russia, which makes Die Hard 5 both the Rocky IV and Police Academy 7 of the series.

A Good Day to Die Hard is slated for a February 14, 2013 release. Yes, that’s Valentine’s Day, so you can give your loved one the gift of Die Hard.

I’m not particularly good with titles and I don’t mean to tell the filmmakers how to do their job, but below are 20 other titles they could have used for the movie. Please suggest your own titles for Die Hard 5 in the comments.

[via Deadline