"All right, tough guy," Colbert began. "I've got a bone to pick with you."

Apparently, the feeling was mutual.

"Don't you think you could take a few more risks with the way you're dressing," Wintour began, immediately laying into the faux-conservative pundit. "Now that you're endorsing gay marriage, Tad will be a little disappointed in your look."

"Excuse me, madam...I am not endorsing gay marriage, I'm resisting gay marriage," Colbert said, later checking himself when he became immersed in one of Wintour's anecdotes about the importance of fashion.

"Don't suck me into your gay world!" he cried. "Don't do it! Don't make me have feelings for fashion."

Meanwhile, the conversation inevitably made its way to the biggest news of the day, President Barack Obama's public declaration supporting gay marriage.