What happens at 4am while inebriated and listening to I'm On A Boat.At the time this seemed way funnier than it probably is, but that's ok, because I still fucking want I'm On A Boat remixed to Mass Effect.Why? I really don't know.________EDIT_________Soowas awesome enough to finish the lyrics for the entire song! And omg they're perfect.Awh, shit. Get yo Ezo ready,It's about to go down.Everybody in the place hit the fucking CICBut stay on your motherfucking toesWe taking off, let's goI'm on a ship, I'm on a shipEverybody look at me'Cause I'm flying on a shipI'm on a ship, I'm on a shipTake a good hard lookAt the motherfucking shipI'm on a ship, motherfucker, take a look at meJumping out of Sol, up to zero-gsDrifting 1500 K, pistol grippin at my hipYou can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a shipTake a vid, trick, I'm on a ship, bitchWe drinking Serrice Ice Brandy 'cause it's so crispI got my jumpsuit and my t-clips readyI'm killing Reapers, you on the MakoCliff diving RockiesI'm riding on a shuttle, canon's firing and shitThis shuttle's spinning, making Cerberus sweatBut this ain't a sim, this is real as it getsI'm on a ship, motherfucker, don't you ever forgetI'm on a ship and it's going fast andI got a Normandy-themed Alliance cap andI'm a N7 Spectre, a first like NeilIf you see red in the sky, that kaboom's from me, ohGet the fuck up, this ship is realFuck Earth, I'm on a ship, motherfuckerFuck games, I launch probes, motherfuckerI'm on the bridge with my hos, motherfuckerThe stealth drive core glows, motherfuckerHey ma, if you could see me nowVIP cabin, chillin on the prowGonna save the galaxy with this ship somehowLike A. Shepard, I'm a piece of historyYeah, never thought I'd be on a shipIt's a desolate starry flowHey TIM, look at me, ohNever thought I'd see the dayWhen a frigate approaching my wayBelieve me when I say I fucked a crewmateI'm on a ship, I'm on a shipEverybody look at me'Cause I'm flying on a shipI'm on a ship, I'm on a shipTake a good hard lookAt the motherfucking ship