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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling "TOM THE DANCING BUG" IS PROUD TO RE-PRESENT THIS CLASSIC TALE, FROM THE EARLIEST ERA OF GOD-MAN ADVENTURES! God-Man The Astounding Omnipotent Hero!! in "Slave Trade!" God-Man is on his mountaintop throne when... Voice: HELP! He heroically streaks to the source of the cry! Man: God-Man! Man #2: Help, he's holding us here as his SLAVES! God-Man: But he didn't kill you...! Did he knock out an EYE or a TOOTH? Man: No... God-Man: Then what's the PROBLEM? Carry on! Man: Huh? Man #2: Hold on! Are you saying I can't kill my own SLAVE? God-Man: KILL your slave? Ha-ha! No, I wouldn't allow that! Man: Wait...he can HAVE slaves?! Man #2: Hm... Man: What if I told you I saw him gathering sticks on "God-Man Day"? God-Man: What? Man: All right! STONES! God-Man: Justice is served! GOD-MAN'S CRIME-STOPPERS FILE If you see someone adorned in a garment mingled of linen and woolen, alert a grown-up. And get some stones! God-Man