Reader Brian was visiting the Holyoke Mall in Massachusetts when he came across the strangest vending machine you’ll ever see…

It was selling books about Creationism written by Ken Ham:

Those books include The Great Dinosaur Mystery Solved and Demolishing Supposed Bible Contradictions.

Brian says the price for the items is between $12-$14 each. But even if they were giving them away, it’d be too damn much.

And check out that slogan at the bottom of the machine: “Get your answers now!”

So here’s a simple question: What would be a better slogan for this vending machine? Let us know in the comments. As an extra incentive, I’ll be giving away a free shirt courtesy of Reasonist Products (you’ll get to pick which one, though an example is below):

If you’d like the chance to win a shirt, just leave the hashtag #WorstVendingMachineEver at the end of your comment and I’ll select a random winner next week!



