"What is this, a blanket?" I thought, as I opened the gift postmarked from China.

Not just a blanket, but a SHEEP blanket! There's also a strategically placed warming pad on the back of the blanket, for all my back heating needs! Taking care of both the front and the back, as I like to say.yesIrealizethereisnopicturedetailingthismasterpiecebutsomeofusaretoolazytotakenon-bathroomselfiebootyshots

Winter may be coming late this year for the Northeast, but as someone raised in Texas, fall weather always warrants snugglies. Thanks Santa! I will use this blanket so hard. Use 'em and abuse 'em, as they say. Well, actually they don't. Or shouldn't, at least.

I consider my first Secret Santa a success! Love you Santa!

(Now all I need to do is wait for my santee to post-- I'm so excited!)