Hello! My name is Mermaid Boobs and I was born a pig. When I was a piglet, all the piglets in the neighborhood used to tease me by chasing me with water. I hated being a clean pig.

While growing up, I spent my summers climbing trees to suck the worms out of the apples while dreaming of rolling my squishy butt in the Mud of Eden. Rolling in that mud, it was like reaching for the stars for me.

Once I grew a little bit fatter, I backpacked, took some vegetables with me, a knife, sunglasses and a compass. I sailed and traveled all around the world searching for that one mud in which I can forever roll through.

When I found the mud in Egypt, I threw myself in the mud but it was dry one. I got up disappointed, packed my stuff again and continued my journey. The mud in Brazil was just slightly dirty water with sea shells. The mud in Arctic was used by polar bears as a Jacuzzi. The mud in America had oil spill. The mud in New Zealand was actually a spray painted mud on concrete and I hit my head when I threw myself in it.

After going through countless tornadoes and unimaginable adventures, I finally found the mud. It was called LesbianUnfiltered. It wasn't a secret city in the real world, it was part of a digital world. At the beginning, I did not realized that's the mud I was looking for, but then it hit me when I got kicked out. No mud in this world can conquer with the Mud of Eden and to this day, I'm not accepted back in.

Vote for me to get back in. A pig will turn into a Green-Roman statue if it doesn't eternally roll into the Mud of Eden and my history will remain unfinished. Then children will not learn the complete history in schools and will fail class. Think about the next generation and the bright future of this beautiful world.