Zelda is your… destiny? Only hope? Sister, a la Star Wars? For a little while, rumors abounded about the true meaning behind Link’s uncle’s words. Thanks to the power of emulators, we can now see what the Japanese version says and put an end to this enduring mystery.

“Save Princess Zelda.

Y, you are the Princess’s … …”

Nope, still don’t know what he’s talking about. Better luck next time, Nintendo fans!