My mom sent me this in an e-mail forward.1. First, uh, find a baby.2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.4. The 'paw slide': Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.=3!