We’re not sure how we feel about stopping to lecture women about fetal alcohol syndrome when they aren’t actually drinking alcohol but just craving it, but hey, we weren’t there; this person was:

Sitting next to some pregnant ladies. They say they crave alcohol. The one says Black Label in particular. So I step in and tell them about fetal alcohol syndrome. And they say disability is a gift ? — iMbali (@Mbalings) May 14, 2019

One lady says with her first pregnancy she drank from conception to delivery and the baby was fine

In her second pregnancy she never drank but baby was disabled Therefore Disability is a gift — iMbali (@Mbalings) May 14, 2019

OK, that’s weird, but it gets even weirder. Get ready for more lecturing, this time from a blue-check who says she’s taught at more than 100 universities.

Please don't police the bodies of pregnant people.

To protect children against alcohol harm, take on the industry. Call for a ban on alcohol advertising. Campaign for a health tax on alcohol manufacture and distribution. Demand public parks and libraries next to bars. https://t.co/1KfgILs2tZ — Shailja Patel (@shailjapatel) May 14, 2019

Demand libraries next to bars? OK. Or better yet, serve drinks at the library.

Pregnant people are whole human beings, not baby incubators. Patriarchy demands that they be pure gestational vessels despite toxic environments and structural oppression, while absolving fathers of responsibility. If you want healthy babies, work for healthy societies. — Shailja Patel (@shailjapatel) May 14, 2019

This is definitely someone who’s taught at a few universities; bonus points for using the term “pregnant person” and not “pregnant woman” so as not to exclude trans men.

If it bothers you to see a pregnant person drinking alcohol, does it bother you equally when your bros who are fathers are out drinking with you instead of being with their kids? — Shailja Patel (@shailjapatel) May 14, 2019

No.

Did you teach in 100+ universities because you kept getting fired for stupidity? Just wondering. — Jimni27 (@jimni27) May 14, 2019

What the hell?? — DeeDee (@b4bama14) May 14, 2019

What did I just read.. pic.twitter.com/dLl6XeQKyC — Karabo (@monembe_kp) May 14, 2019

Is she comparing the health of a baby with going out? https://t.co/ozdlFk4dXv — Apiwe (@ApiweNojoko) May 14, 2019

Such a weird analogy, the similitude here is hysterical. https://t.co/lLse1AVkoR — Limo. (@Limo_alan) May 14, 2019

This… This is not it https://t.co/kE3f0NN0lW — Emma Baines (@theonlybaines) May 14, 2019

Tired: Moderate your drinking, smoking habits, preferably to zero while pregnant to reduce health risk to both yourself & your unborn child Wired: https://t.co/TapejBxtJK — ☭ Bhuti Khawenze Kaloku ☭ (@Sundiata_X) May 14, 2019

imagine justifying irresponsible mothers risking giving their children fetal alcohol syndrome to own to patriarchy. y’all are disgusting. https://t.co/5UnUNYsIi0 — ? (@kaylynrenee_) May 14, 2019

If it doesn't bother you to see a pregnant woman drink, you're a jackass. — Stanley Cup in 2019 was a nice dream! (@SKBigBluJetsfan) May 14, 2019

As if they’re the same thing. As if fetal alcohol syndrome isn’t a real thing with very real consequences for the unborn baby. https://t.co/LC7MJvT78R — Heather (@hboulware) May 14, 2019

So, your solutions are: – Don't advertise alcohol; women are too dumb to know it exists – Tax alcohol (which we're already doing) – Build places women like to go near bars, which will make them aware of the alcohol they were too dumb to know exists https://t.co/Slr4SlmDJr pic.twitter.com/HS66poE46N — Eric Spencer (@JustEric) May 14, 2019

Two things that cancel each other out, and something that already exists. Brilliant. — Eric Spencer (@JustEric) May 14, 2019

I really cannot believe there are people out here with verified check marks saying things like this. My god we all need help https://t.co/Yobk27FiFa — Jakie boy (@JakeMcBee_) May 14, 2019

Is this really what feminism has become? https://t.co/6mjOSqQ7CK — Contempathy (@OfficialSethu) May 14, 2019

This is what happens when liberal movements form echo chambers and shut down any criticism as bigotry or "anti" their movement. In order for any movement to be healthy you have to allow people to call out the bullshit and the current form of feminism is exactly that bullshit. https://t.co/7XSc8STxmS — kwanda (@kwanda90s) May 14, 2019

Everyone else hanging around waiting to use the campus printer thought it was brilliant.

This is a person deeply and fundamentally disturbed. Instead of dunking on her, let’s hope she gets the help she needs. https://t.co/2HoZxR8cfK — Chris Barron (@ChrisRBarron) May 14, 2019

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