guy: you don't know how to get girls. lemme show you how it's done guy: hey there! let's head to my place. i'd really like to talk to you, but it's just so loud here! girl: not a chance you jerk guy: hmmm that's... hm... guy 2: i don't think i'm gonna get dating advice from you guy 2: you can't even get her to come back with you. and she's your girlfriend *they are all standing there* guy 2: heh guy 2: she lives with you, yet you can't- guy: yeah yeah, i get it