Duskstripe: Hey, Dash you are so cute can you do the "purr" when I pet you?

Dash:...

Duskstripe: Dash.

Dash: No.

Duskstripe: Please?

Dash: NO!

Duskstripe: Hey Dash?

Dash: What?!

Duskstripe: If you purr for me I'll give you a whole jug of Apple Cider. And it will be just for you.

Dash: REALLY!!??!! OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGO..**clears throat**Purrrrrrr

Duskstripe: You are so cute. Here you go a jug of Apple Cider.

Dash: *Squee**Drinks softly belly full of cider *giving her belly rubs* purrrrr..Zzz.