Recap: Grabbed the Instant Lapras, Shawn evolved, knocked out Jake, then had some fun in Treader Town.

Saga flew back to Lagoda Town because Team Asgard was doing something naughty there. A bunch of grunts are lined up on the way to this tower, so this must be where the action is taking place.

Thor: Finally, brother, our time has come. Divaevus’ power hasn’t stabilized yet.

Loki: Indeed. It’s fortunate that Odin was able to predict its next position so accurately.

Thor: It is strange though. The boss said he needed TWO legendary Pokemon for his plan. Why though? Is Divaevus not enough?

Loki: I don’t understand it either. Why would you need Jirachi, the Victory Pokemon, when you have a piece of a living god?

*screen shakes*

Thor: He’s coming soon.

Loki: Are you ready, brother?

Thor: Always.

Stop talking, damnit! Your speech bubble is blocking my view of the Pokemon!

SHIT.

He looks like he popped right out of an ancient temple! He looks like he should have songs written about him that are only sung in fear! I don’t think we should be messing with him, guys!

Aww, what? How did you know I was behind you? I was being real quiet!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP DON’T CATCH IT!

I do NOT want Asgard to have this creature! If they catch it, this means I will probably have to fight it, and I am not ready! Foxxy certainly isn’t ready either! He’ll just run in and die immediately!

Hooray Morgan! I don’t know who you are, but you have just become my hero!

Thor: Damn it! First Wilson, now Morgan! Are the Elite Four taking a stand against Team Asgard? Nevermind! We will show you that we DESERVE TO CONTROL A GOD!

DOUBLE BATTLE! It’s a double battle!!

And Divaevus is just hanging out watching us…

Foxxy is the highest leveled Pokemon in this fight as of right now, so you would think that would mean he’d be able to survive it.

But of course, Elekid knows Brick Break and gets a critical hit on Foxxy immediately.

UUuuuuuggghhhhh… Just hold out, just hold out for a Leafeon and everything will be okay…

I panicked when Shadow Ball didn’t affect Sableye, then Zoroark popped out in its place. I know what a Zoroark is, but I don’t really get it. It’s some kind of shapeshifter or something… I don’t know, but I really hate fighting them because of their weird ability thing.

From the back, Swanna looks like a swan, making me think Morgan is a Flying-type trainer. When she sent out her next Pokemon, though, it was a Floatzel. As far as I know, Floatzel isn’t a Flying-type… so Morgan must be a Water-type trainer?

Just trying to keep that in mind for when we reach her at the Elite Four.

Another reason I hate fighting Zoroark: the text never says “Zoroark”. It still says I’m fighting a Sableye. That shouldn’t confuse me, but it does anyway.

Luxray’s Wild Charge hit her in recoil, sending her back to her PokeBall and giving us experience. Zephyr levels up to 42.

Poor Zephyr gets knocked out, so Xion steps in. He gets wiped out himself once Zoroark throws a few super effective moves at him.

It has also become apparent that Morgan was only willing to use three Pokemon in our double battle… meaning now, whoever I send out is going to have to face two Pokemon at once.

Damnit, Morgan, if you’re in the Elite Four, then I am almost positive you have six Pokemon with you.

Not much we can do now except take them on one-by-one.

I chose Barret to be our battle-savior.

He did an excellent job at it, too!!

He wound up taking on all of the rest of Loki and Thor’s Pokemon. This was the condition he was in when the battle was completely over.

I didn’t show the rest of it because it was full of a lot of same-move spamming. You get the idea, though. Barret is a fucking beast.

Divaevus is still hanging out over there, just chillin’ while four trainers have a battle right in front of him.

Your Walrein fainted, stupid.

Morgan: matter how powerful.

But… but where did Divaevus go?! Was that really a smart idea?!

Loki: The Elite Four will pay for this. Odin already knows where Jirachi, the Wish Pokemon is appearing.

Guys, Divaevus is gone, like, he just vanished. We don’t know where he is. I feel we should be concerned.

Loki: Our first wish is for a powerful death of the Elite Four! And you too, Saga!

Woah, hey! Uncalled for, man!

Morgan talks to Saga about the Elite Four members wanting to meet her and then leaves. She says she is going to follow Team Asgard because they might cause trouble in the Chrome Circle.

So… then I guess we’re not going to talk about the ancient almighty Pokemon being whisked away to god-knows-where thanks to your fainted walrus’s roar…

The world might be doomed.

I need a stress-reliever.

Bahaha! I am amazing at this card game!

Yeah, fuck you, Youngster Ian!

Hand over that Mudkip card, Kid Erica! And your lunch money, too!

Okay, okay, that’s enough. We have more important things to do.

LIKE PLAY SLOTS!

Okay, no, but for real this time, let’s go get the next badge.

Are you kidding me?

Well, hell, Shawn, it’s all you.

Signs are blocking some trainers, so you have to complete a puzzle to get past them.

Pfft, I know who that is! It’s our savior, Lord Helix!

Ta-daaa!

Shawn at level 43.

Do I really need to show you all the battles here? Shawn was just spitting fire at all of the bugs and they went down so quick, you didn’t even have time to hear their Pokemon-cry.

Easy. This one’s Aerodactyl.

I think the idea of putting the puzzles in a Gym is really cool, but I don’t know how well they fit in a Bug-type Gym, especially since the puzzles don’t seem to be showing Bug-type Pokemon.

This one is gonna be Ho-Oh.

Those four pieces that are out of place gave me so much trouble. I could not figure out where they were supposed to go. This was my first image and I thought, “I don’t remember Ho-Oh looking like a short chubby chicken…”

What it looks like when everything is correct.

Easy? We don’t want easy! Let’s do the one on the left. Give Saga a challenge to overcome.

Uh, can’t really tell what this is yet, but let’s go ahead and start moving tiles.

Now I see why this one is harder.

When you choose one tile, it rotates along with the tiles touching it. Tiles cannot be moved. I can already tell I’m going to have a massive headache by the time we finish it.

It’s a Mew!

Awww!

Wow this is frustrating…

I am… so close…

Not gonna lie, this is waaaaay more difficult than any of the trainers in this Gym.

Fuck it. Let’s just do the easy one. I suck at puzzles.

There’s that little face we all know and love!

I don’t think you’re going to throw anything out that will intimidate me. I have a freaking Magmortar.

Oh… Mega Ring, huh…

SO

COOL

She didn’t even get to attack. Looked cool, but couldn’t take the heat.

Woo hoo, now we have the Swarm Badge and a new TM!

That took absolutely no effort whatsoever on my part.

We heal up and as soon as we exit the PokeCenter, Saga sees some kind of commotion going on. She tries to ask a dude what’s happening, but he shushes her.

Looks like we’re not quite finished with Team Asgard yet.