Kick the bride down the aisle

And make no mistake

It's the best you can do

For everyone's sake

Kick the bride down the aisle

And treasure the day

I know so much more

Than I'm willing to say

She just wants a slave

To break his back in pursuit of a living wage

So that she can laze and graze

For the rest of her days

Write down every word I say

Kick the bride down the aisle

In a mudslide of gloom

She'll order you to

Tidy your room

Kick the bride down the aisle

Look at that cow in the field

It knows more than

Your bride knows now

She just wants a slave

To break his back in pursuit of a living wage

So that she can laze and graze

For the rest of her days

Write down every word I say

You're that stretch of the beach

That the tide doesn't reach

No reason, no meaning

The lonely season

Kick the bride down the aisle

And treasure the day