Oooooh, I like that dress.

This is a video of Robert and Rebecca's first dance at their wedding. They perform a very slowly choreographed lightsaber battle. Or maybe it wasn't choreographed, I don't know, they fired me as their wedding planner for suggesting everybody should throw ninja stars instead of rice after the ceremony. Their loss. Robert drops his lightsaber around the 2:77 mark. If I were Rebecca I would have used that opportunity to finish him. Or at least chop one of his arms off. I don't know, maybe true love is a real thing after all.

Keeep going for the video.