CA: wow i...

CA: can we just get onto the SBURB stuff?

AT: kfiiine

AT: i

AT: ill be emailin u and ag the files later today

AT: for some reason everyone else is being really fuckinf anal about some arbirary connextion order

AT: as if any og that actually mattered a fuck

AT: its all a waste of fukin time

AT: so to spite everyone im bidin my time and waitin till the last possibl second to send it B-)

CA: wow i

CA: don't i care?

AT: you wouldnt

AT: just fyi ull be my serverplayer so pls dont fuck it up k

CA: yeah sure

AT: o and ag is ur server keep that in mind

CA: oh

CA: UH

CA: shit okay

AT: heh u dont sound exctied

CA: no no it's fine

CA: it's perfectly fine

AT: now you sound too excited

CA: FUCK

CA: it's just

CA: the game's like the sims right?

CA: nobody fucking told me what we were getting into. i'm just here tagging the FUCK along, i guess.

AT: its like the sims meets home invasion

AT: shell see ur whole house

CA: yeah shit i

CA: GOD you think she'll notice if i clean up my room a bit?

AT: probably

CA: shit fuck i don't want her to think i'm a fucking pig.

AT: too late for that

CA: stfu

AT: lol dude ive seen ur room in ur shitty selfies

AT: u need to clean the fuck up

CA: no shit!

AT: you might want to start with pulling down the metric ton of porn off ur walls u sicko

CA: what the fuck

AT: you tell me ddue i saw all the scantily clad floozies on ur wall

CA: you saw NOOO such thing!

CA: i'm a fucking GENTLEMAN i don't hang my shit for the world to see.

AT: oh poor sweet innocent ag

AT: what an undecent site she might surely faint from the shock

AT: now shell never fall in love with ca

AT: she finally sees ca for the douchenoodle that he rly is on the inside B-)

AT: now she and u will never make the asshole babys they always wanted

CA: HEY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

CA: IT'S TIME FOR THE "CIRA NEEDS TO TAKE HER FUCKING HISPTER FOOT OUT OF HER HIPSTER MOUTH" SHOW!

CA: STARRING EVERYONE'S LEAST FAVORITE VINYL BITCH CIRA PEREZ.

CA: THE AUDIENCE BOOS AND HISSES AS THE MILIGNANT ATTENTION WHORE ENTERS FROM STAGE LEFT AND BOWS PRISSILY TO THE CROWD!

CA: ROTTEN TOMATOES PEPPER THE STAGE AS MS. PEREZ DOES HER COY AND OBNOXIOUS BULLSHIT

CA: WHILST OCCASIONALLY MISPRONOUNCING AND SLURRING HER WORDS LIKE SHE THINKS ITS *ENDEARING*!!!

CA: GOD THE ENTIRE CROWD IS HAVING A MENTAL FUCKING BREAKDOWN AS THE SHITPOST OF A HUMAN BEING JUST WON'T SHUT UP

CA: HER TASTE IS JUST SO AWFUL

CA: WHAT A FUCKING TRAVESTY!!

AT: lmfao

CA: AG THINKS I'M THE SHIT

AT: dont we all

CA: she's the ONLY girl in our group that DOESN'T always try to fuck with my head

CA: she's raw and real and shes nice to me

CA: we're fucking TIGHT YO

AT: u should ask her out lol

CA: NOPE

CA: we're not talking about this

CA: not letting you aaaaanywhere near my lovelife

CA: you'll probably try to sabatoge my plans just to fuck with me

AT: so you have plans huh

CA: god damnit!

CA: i swear if you're planning anything i'm going to get all medieval on ur trolldoll ass

AT: lol

CA: SERIOUSLY CIRA

AT: dude idgaf who u mack on

CA: sure.

AT: im srs

AT: do whtever u want im not gettin in ur way

AT: i mean it

AT: i dont actually like ag but i do kno shedbe into this

AT: i also mean that

CA: ...

CA: you think so?

AT: yeah

AT: thougt we wernt talkn bout this tho

CA: i guess we're not?

AT: then im done here

CA: oh

CA: uh..

AT: will haf to fuck w ur head another time

CA: ...

AT: i got thigns i need to do

AT: we ll game later when we get sburb outta the way

AT: k?

CA: yeah

CA: sure

AT: ttyl u shit



--abandonedTechnologist [ AT ] ceased pestering cantankerousArtificer [ CA ] at 9:55--

