Scoobies Gentleman’s Club in Allentown is on a tract of land that I like to call “Whore Island.” The streets kinda surround it so that it’s on an island to itself without a parking lot or … I guess there may be sidewalks but… whatever…look at the thing.

It’s a concrete and slimy island of stripperdom. Local pirates like to go there to score booty and watch wenches walk the the pole plank!

Anyway, there was a fire there!

A fire early this morning at Scoobies Gentlemans Club in Allentown was quickly brought under control. Smoke from the first-floor fire worked its way through the building at 2327 Hanover Ave. in Allentown, Assistant Fire Chief Lee Laubach said just before 6. The first call was about 3 o'clock for the fire that began in the bar area, and it took about 20 minutes to get under control, he said. The club was not occupied when the fire started, he said. No one was hurt and the cause of the one-alarm fire is under investigation, he said as he left the scene. “We’re looking at everything,” when it comes to a cause, he said. There is about $30,000 damage to the first floor and the club will not open “for the foreseeable future,” he said.SOURCE: The Express-Times

If you read the article, you’ll find that there have been some complaints there by local residents who feel that Whore Island shouldn’t be an oasis in their town.

Also, someone was recently murdered in the area near Scoobies and the FBI has been brought in to try and find his killer.

I’m sure the idea of the owner burning it down is in the minds of some, but like any good Scooby-Doo episode has taught us, it’s probably NOT WHO WE THINK!

Going by their logic, we can surmise that it was MOST LIKELY the little old lady who lives down the street who was tired of the shenanigans going on in her neighborhood!

“And I could have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids and that dog who is obviously high on pot,” she will say when she is finally unmasked!

Sadly, this may mean that I will never be able to strip at Scoobies under the name I had picked out…. Snacks.