Just past 10 pm on Tuesday night, 22-year-old Kaylee Simpson was observed shifting beneath the warm comfort of the blanket that covered her on the living room couch. A source revealed that Simpson let slip a whimper of malcontent as she attempted to steel herself for the impending trek down the hallway. The trip between the couch and the bedroom is known to be treacherous, and has claimed numerous lives. Victims simply cannot survive the harsh conditions as they walk, exposed, through the frigid air. With nothing to shield her from the elements except her pajamas, robe, and plush slippers, Simpson prepared to attempt the impossible: a painstaking, 20-foot journey through a barren, 70-degree climate-controlled landscape. At the time of this writing, it is unknown how far Simpson has progressed.

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