Dashing through the snow

Get the fuck out of my way

You're so fucking slow

And fat, what do you weigh?



HA-HA-HA!





You can't fucking sing

I’ll start a fucking fight

Get out of my way you fucking ho

I’m driving here tonight!





JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY!)





JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY?

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH!





HEY!



-- The 'Jingle Bells Meme'



Troll is mine, the goblin is Snowbell's, and this would be their theme song. They usually hate the crap out of each other unless they're unanimously making someone else's life a living hell. Troll is mine, the goblin is Snowbell's, and this would be their theme song. They usually hate the crap out of each other unless they're unanimously making someone else's life a living hell.





Trolls, Goblins © World of Warcraft

Sparkeye ©

All other characters and artwork © Shamine Athena King