Jasper: “I KEEP GETTING BEATEN BY FUSIONS! WELL I’LL JUST FUSE AND SEE HOW YOU LIK-”

*A few months later*

Jasper: “I KEEP GETTING BEATEN BY ROSE’S ARMY! WELL I’LL JUST BUILD MY OWN ARMY AND SEE HOW YOU LIK-”

*That night*

Jasper: “THEY BEAT ME BY FUSING WITH A HUMAN! WELL I’LL JUST FIND A HUMAN AND FUSE WITH THEM!”

*Kevin walks alone on a beach, thinking about how awesome he is. Jasper’s head emerges from the ocean.*

Jasper: “HUMAN! FUSE WITH ME! LET OUR FORMS BECOME ONE!”

Kevin: “Jackpot.”

*A few weeks later*

“KEVIN HUMAN! WHAT IS PREGNANT AND WHY AM I IT?”

*Fourteen Years later, a boy who had just become a teenager looks at himself in the mirror, and touches the crystal that is his nose*

“Dad, what was mom like?”



Kevin, with a thousand yard stare: “Pure rage, Kevin Jr. Pure rage…”