Popular Twitter influencer and Twitch stream Selma, also known as twtselma on Twitter, selmarizi on Instagram, and selmacashmoney on Twitch, has a Discord server and Subreddit named "selma simp city" and "SelmasSimpCity" respectively. While it is true that Selma has many followers that one could call "simps", these "simps" are defined by much more than their love of Australian egirls. While some followers may get their rocks off by being called a simp, some even going as far as spending 12k points to have Selma do so, many do not share this feeling. The hard truth is, the word "simp" is generalizing and derogatory, and should be erased from Internet vernacular.

In order to combat this oppression, I propose a new word, "king". While king used to be used as a term for the male head of a monarchist nation, the decline of monarchies has lead to a decline in usage as well. Many people may not have even heard of the word. By changing the name to "Selma King City", we not only stop the usage of oppressive pejoratives, but also recycle a word soon to be lost in the English language. I and many others in the Selmacashmoney community, including Selma herself, have already started using this word, and I think the next step is a total rebranding of Selma's social platforms.

So join me kings, and let's end simp oppression now!