Remember how like, 10 years ago Luke Wilson was clearly the better Wilson in terms of people you’d like to date? He was better looking, less attractive and got more decent roles? And all Owen had was a nose that had been broken once a year every year since he was born and Zoolander.

But then Owen tried to kill himself, and the caretaker in me was like “Poor baby. Poor, rich baby.” and Luke Wilson stopped getting roles in movies and started taking roles in cell phone commercials?

How the Wilson Tables have turned since the year 2000…

(Thanks to Jessica G for sending this picture in.)