Hee hee! The thing that cracks me up is that men, grown-ass men, really seem to think women walking around in shorts and a tank top are POSING FOR THEIR ONLOOKERS’ PLEASURE AND COYLY PRETENDING NOT TO

Oh my god, like they don’t have better things to do than give some sweaty adolescent or teacher a boner; a Frapuccino probably ranks higher in their thoughts than some pervy onlooker’s spank bank

Or even if they KNOW they look good and are enjoying the admiration, SO FUCKING WHAT

I see your wallet in your back pocket walking down the street, and I somehow manage not to snatch it or not even obsess about how GOD I COULD STEAL IT BUT I AM BEING SO NOBLE BY NOT DOING IT, THEREFORE SOMEONE OWES ME $50

IF NOT YOU, THEN *SOMEONE* WHO HAS $50

(This shit definitely was going on in schools when I was in high school, which was….yeah, 20 years ago)