See Friday, July 7th

The summer is a serial killer. In 2016, there were 130 heat related deaths in Maricopa County. 2017 is shaping up to be even more lethal. Just this Monday, a couple were found cooked alive in there home in Apache Junction.

Don’t be a statistic! Here’s a few upcoming July events in more or less climate controlled bubbles and many at night, when it’s safest to travel in the desert. Be sure to hydrate with lots of lite beer. If you make it through until the monsoons, than basically we saved your life. So, you’re welcome or whatever.

If you have a cool event you want us to know about, shoot us an email at [email protected]

Saturday, July 1st

What: A Stoneypie Pool Party with Paper Foxes, the Stakes, Haze that Saxy Rapper, Mr. UU, the Psychedelephants, Hostile Work Environment, the Bittersweet Way, De Leon & the Desert Beats! BYOB. No lifeguard on duty.

When: 4 PM – 1 AM

Where: 1635 N 51st St, Phoenix, AZ 85008

$: 5

Link: Click Here

What: BroLoaf’s 8th Annual Patriotic Meltdown!! Free Show & BBQ ! Old Fashion Assassin, NO YEAR, & SkullDrug

When: 8 PM – 2 AM

Where: Yucca Tap Room

$: Free

Link: Click Here

Saturday, July 1st – July 4th

What: WesterCon 70; Region Scifi and Fantasy Convention. A bunch of different events, panels, and all that stuff.

When: Various Times

Where: Tempe Mission Palms 60 E 5th St. Tempe, AZ 85281

$: 85 or something

Link:

http://bit.ly/2s6L0mV

Monday, July 3rd

What: The Expos Tour Kick Off with Sun Hex, Gabi, & Gasol

When: 7 – 11 PM

Where: Trunk Space

$: 6

Link:

http://bit.ly/2sVSmfW

What: 13th Floor Entertainment Presents Antichrist(Swe), Intent, Napalm Strike, & Leshen

When: 7:30 PM

Where: Rogue Bar

$: 10-12

Link: Click Here

Thursday, July 6th

What: GET LIT: The Body. Inspired the by the French revolutionary salons from back in the day, discuss book, culture, and philosophy stuff with smart people while boozing. Located in the secret library.

When: 7 PM

Where: Valley Bar

$: Free

Link:

http://bit.ly/2tqrYLA

What: Bad Idols with Girl Boner, French Girls, Fathers Day. There’s something poetic about these band names in this order. Maybe something a little oedipal too.

When: 9 PM – 7 AM

Where: Chopper John’s

$: Free?

Link:

http://bit.ly/2tuiKik

Friday, July 7th

What: Free Show featuring Rockin’ Chair, Comptalo, Manic Monkeys, Angels & Aliens, Ayden Flow, & Facemelter Jam

When: 5:30 – 10 PM

Where: Outer Space, 1015 N 1st St

$: Free

Link:

http://bit.ly/2t5vCIJ

What: Laurel and Hardy Go To Heaven. This is a great chance to enjoy some classic absurdist theater performed live. If you’ve ever wondered what the VIP section in the after life might look like, then this is your chance to pull back the veil. But seriously, Paul Auster, the playwright, is a fascinating writer and thinker, as well read as he was properly vexed by the mysteries.

When: 8 PM

Where: Space 55 636 E Pierce St, Phoenix, AZ 85004

$: 10

Link: Click Here

What: Guitar Wolf with Isaac Rother & The Phantoms

When: 7 – 11 PM

Where: Rebel Lounge

$: 13-15

Link:

http://bit.ly/2tpvC96

What: Troll 2 is on tour! With local delinquents Andy Warping and The OTTOS in tow, this is sure to be a far out one. For fans of Folk and Garage Punk.

When: 7 – 11 PM

Where: Trunk Space

$:

Link:

http://bit.ly/2tp5kUw

Friday, July 12th

What: NoN#11 – Night of Neuralgia. For more info on the event, check out this article: http://bit.ly/2u3fQ1d

When: 7:30 PM

Where: Trunk Space

$: 6

Link:

http://bit.ly/2srGpuS

Sunday, July 23rd

What: Bitty Ball Suicide Awareness and Party presented by Pages per Content featuring Andy Warpigs, Aerico, Dadadoh, and more. Bitty Ball celebrates the life of Pages Per Content contribute Amanda Malice. Hosted by Arizona’s favorite depressed pull popping cowboy, this night is sure to be rife with nihilistic satire, as Amanda would have wanted it.

When: 8:30 PM

Where: Trunk Space

$: ???

Link:

http://bit.ly/2uo7CA2





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