Just when you thought Hollywood could not get any lazier or uncreative than remaking, rebooting or reimagining each and every movie already made...

"How can we make tons of money with even less effort than not imagining anything new?"

"Let's just - re-release EVERY movie we ALREADY made!"

"Nobody will be THAT stupid to watch them again."

"We'll convert them to - wait for it - CRAPPY, USELESS 3D!"

"My GOD. You're a genius!"