1.How long it takes you to get ready. Countries were built in less time.

How much effort you put into the littlest things. I didn't know how important it was that your nail polish was the exact same shade as your dress.

How resourceful you are. I've seen a woman use a foil gum wrapper as a mirror to touch up her lipstick.

How long you hold a grudge. No, I don't remember what I said three years ago on the second Tuesday in April.

How many "relationship dates" you remember. Do we really need to celebrate the third anniversary of the time we went to the little Italian restaurant down the street?

How well you handle stress. Women put guys to shame with how much you can juggle at once.

How much you gloat when they are right. Your celebrations rival Mardi Gras.

Your strength throughout pregnancy and childbirth. If it were up to men, the human race would be extinct.

How every woman has "that look" that says a guy has crossed the line: Trust me—we know it when we see it, and it's scary.