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"I absolutely love everything about Kim Kardashian. I think she's everyone's guilty pleasure," Parke says. "For me, she is the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair is perfect—everything about her is perfect. There's no one I'd rather look like."

"My look is all about the shock factor," Parke recently told The Sun newspaper. "I love all the attention and stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate—it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done."

And no, Parke doesn't have any regrets about getting all the face-altering work done. "I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake," he said. "Do they think I'm going for the natural look? If I was, I'd ask for my money back."