Before I even begin to sensually lather up and massage the sucky Seth Rollins news, let's briefly get into that big Brothers of Destruction reunion that marked the end of Monday's RAW . The one where Bray unwisely rolled out a "eulogy" for Undertaker and thusly caused both Taker and Kane to come out, chokeslam him, and then push Hugetaint McFalldown over the announce table.

Big Show: Sure. He's already out, but sure.

Reigns: Obvi.

Cesaro: YAS!

Sheamus: Yes, though what's the deal with his MITB case now during this time of vacancy? Either he should be allowed to cash in on the dark void and become the champ or he should, at least, get a couple of weeks added to his MITB window to make up for the days his briefcase was useless.

Del Rio: Sure.

Stardust: Eh. Here's where things start getting shaky. If we're going this low into the roster then it should have just been an eight-man tournament.

Kalisto: What in the actual f***? No. No way. This makes no sense. Why put random tag team members in here? Plus, Kalisto is in and not Sin Cara? And what about members of the Ascension? Or the Dudleys? Also, IF you're going to put tag guys in the mix, why not put Kofi and Big E. in there instead? This. Is. Dumb.

Ryback: Fine.

Titus: See entire angry rant about Kalisto. Where's Darren Young then? Why are guys who don't wrestle singles matches even in here to begin with? The story here is that these sixteen men were chosen by Hunter, or Vince, or "the board," to be given a shot at the title. And no one buys this "decision."

Owens: Yes.

Neville: Okaaay?

Barrett: Suuuure? I love him, but he never wins things.

Ziggler: Yes.

Miz: Ummmmm

Ambrose: Yes.

Breeze: Huh? As his first match? Granted, he had a good showing against Dean, and Dean even had to use an inside cradle to win, but how are we supposed to buy that Breeze, who never captured the NXT title, had a shot at going all the way here? Remember, the people picked for this tournament are supposed to represent What The WWE Thinks About Its World Title.

Sasha Banks: Sigh. Just kidding. I guess.

So was Bray unclear about the whole "soul eating" thing? Does this process really contain that much of a "grey area?" I figured that if you consumed someone's soul, it'd be a fairly cut and dry thing. You either did or you didn't. Somehow though, Bray was wrong and didn't swallow their spirits. Because there Taker and Kane were, souls intact, powers in hand, ready to kick ass. I just can't figure out where the misstep was. Hell, Bray even got to use their powers for a week. Did he sacrifice the wrong goat? Say "Klaatu Verata Nikto" wrong?" Did he not get every single last succulent drop of soul when he was giving Taker mouth-to-mouth and inhaling all the soul...vapor?When you injure someone, or kidnap them, you can brag about them possibly being gone for good. So what did Bray think he'd done to these guys? Maybe more importantly, what are WE supposed to think happened? Because whatever Bray did was supposed to be a permanent fix. From a heel standpoint. And if it were just an injury, the announcers could hail the triumph of the returning babyface - who was either back before he should be and willing to fight hurt, or raced through recovery with heroic determination. But here, with Taker and Kane, it's just like...BRAY WAS F***ING WRONG AND HERE THEY ARE!Either way, I'm looking forward to their big Survivor Series showdown. It's a gimmicky monster man match and I'm into it. Taker needs a win before he (most likely) faces John Cena at WrestleMania and then rides off into the undead sunset. The downside to all of this is that Bray isn't in the WWE Championship Tournament. Or Harper. Or even Kane, who - despite being an overused act - is still believable as a participant. Way more believable than most of the ones they have now.Catching y'all up, if you didn't know, Seth Rollins landed wrong in a match against Kane (whose soul was very much intact!) in Dublin this past weekend and blew out his knee. And it was so bad that he couldn't even work a short match with Reigns just to drop the title. He's out 6 to 9 months and the title had to be immediately vacated. And I'm sure we all wish him the very best in his recovery - while also hoping that he gets better within, say, five months so we can still get that Shield triple threat at 'Mania! Hey, I'm being honest. We love the guy AND we want him to dance for us. We have s***ty demands based on our phantom booking brains.Anyhow, the Rollins thing really sucks. He's hurt. It's bad. He's an incredible performer and we all feel terrible. Plus, from a storyline standpoint, I was invested in seeing Reigns topple Rollins. And now we won't see that. Which is a shame because I'm not interesting in seeing Reigns beat anyone else really. I mean, Reigns vs Owens is probably money, but I'm more talking about "who should dethrone Rollins?" It's really Rollins great heel run that I'm more concerned with. Reigns is Reigns. I'm not into him outside of what he means to Seth Rollins.And yes - if things were TOTALLY DIFFERENT, I'd probably change my mind. I got a lot of "Well, what if Roman turned heel on Dean?" in Twitter last night. Sure, if his character was completely changed and re-written I'd most likely have a different opinion. Thanks, social media. Where absolutely nothing is allowed to go unsaid and all jokes get Drax'd to death.Anyhow, the plans for Reigns probably haven't changed. He'll most likely still win. It's just that he was still going to feud with Seth for a few more PPVs so who Reigns' opponent is now will need to get switched up. So let's take a look at everyone in the tourney brackets. And wince.To that end, and even though it's taking for-goddamn-ever, TNA's World Title Series has a better handle on making their title feel special. It's just that, a new champ should have been crowned by now and the whole points system is a giant [makes jerking motion with hand].

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