1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.

ex.1:Stephen: What did you think of her?Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers ex.2: Deborah : Did you catch that party last night?Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.ex.3:Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.