After reviewing Nick Brooks’s excellent book, Sexy Haiku, we’ve been reading and re-reading this extraordinarily erotic collection over and over, picking out the haiku that just stay with you, leaving you turning them over in your head throughout the day.

Indeed, we’ve become a little obsessed with just how good this book is. In turns moving, funny, profound, filthy, erotic and – yes – sexy, this is the collection of erotic haiku that just keeps giving over and over (like an exceptional lover).

While we can’t recommend you pick up a copy of Brooks’s book highly enough from the exquisite publisher’s Freight Books, we thought we’d whet your appetites further with some of the sexiest haiku we’ve picked out from the collection.

Enjoy with a friend, the one you love, or read alone while crying into a bowl of milk watching yourself in the mirror – it’s your call. But enjoy you will…

1.

She holds up an overripe avocado winks coyly at me licks her lips

2.

Looking at her body in the mirror its imperfections make her beautiful

3.

Our mouths meet Teeth bash intimate flavours Our tongues grappling

4.

Surprise surprise you climb on top put me in tight easing it rocking

5.

Do I look good? semen bubbling on your lips cheeks flushed red

6.

My semen spreads its Loose vines inside you searching For nooks for purchase

7.

Zara’s pussy incredibly wet and juicy soaking everything in its own pleasure

8.

Shall we make love in the shower tonight or would you rather fuck in the bath?

9.

I put it in from behind fuck you hard fast deep then ease back a little

10.

I wait for you to plead Like that yes oh yes please Don’t torment me any longer!

11.

I thrust in go deep her hands hold my hips in check as I nudge her cervix

12.

Your brain is the sexiest part of your body I say staring at her arse

13.

Your cock is so beautiful maybe it can live inside me forever?

14.

I place my fingers over yours on the fretboard place them on the right notes

15.

Peeling your panties your spreading legs soft down It’s still the Seventies, you say

16.

She always laughs when she comes still slick with juices making tea

17.

We spend the entire day in bed fuck til we’re both raw gnaw holes in each other

18.

You show me your breasts as we talk on Skype tell me you don’t like the word ‘tits’

19.

I want you to fuck me from behind then come over my face smear it with your cock

20.

We come at the same time both our faces raw tangled if it could always be like this

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