An African man says he was attacked by a snake while sitting on a public toilet.

A Ghanaian man found himself in a sucky situation (pun intended) when a "big black snake" bit the tip of his penis on a public toilet Wednesday.

Via the Huffington Post:

Kwabena Nkrumah, 34, said the pain was intense, and that he ran out of the public toilet screaming, "Snake! Snake! Snake!" which in turn caused others using the facilities to panic and flee, according to Ghanaweb.com.

Nkrumah told a local radio program that he thought that the pain on his penis was normal, until he looked down and saw the snake.

The public toilet was reportedly "in a deplorable state," even without the snake problem.

Although this story is a rare exception, snake bites don't usually make the news. Men who bite snakes, on the other hand, can be pretty memorable.

So, a snake wanted some of that snake...sorry, couldn't resist. The real question is, why the hell was there a snake in a public restroom?!