It would be satisfying to report that the Islamist women were as stupid as they were blinkered and nasty, but they spoke good English in educated voices. All the worse to hear them sing the praises of men who give a child a human head to hold. Warning: sensitive readers may want to sit down for the next bit. When she isn’t slagging off Britain, Umm Usmaan is a careers adviser. Yes, I know. Sample advice: “I’ve got just the career for you. It’s a bit short, but you certainly go out with a bang.” BOOM BOOM!