Amanda, this jacket you got for Roger is so nice! Seriously, thank you so much, Amanda! Well, if it doesn't fit, just let me know.

Oh, I'm sure it will be— No, I'm serious. Try it on later. If it doesn't fit, Do. Not. Hesitate to let me know. I will get you a size smaller. Okay.

Seriously, you guys. The Gap is just around the corner from me. It's no problem at all. I'm sure it will fit just fine.

Later that night... Oh my god, it doesn't fit! What do we do? Jesus. We have to burn it.