I’m addicted to stickers. Some people like to buy shoes or coffee or cars when they need retail therapy, but I buy stickers. Got in trouble at work? Buy a sticker. Need to send a letter to someone? Better add a sticker. Stepped in gum and tracked it everywhere in my apartment? A sticker would help. Cat puked an exceptionally large hairball on the couch cushion and I sat in it because I wasn't paying any attention? A sticker could cover that stain…both on my pants and on the couch…temporarily. Haven’t heard from me in 36 hours? It’s probably because I’m too busy looking at stickers to notice.

Redbubble is my favorite site to go sticker-hunting, so my eyes immediately flew to the redbubble envelope in my mailbox. My first thought was, “I wonder what I ordered when I was drunk.” My second thought was, “Maybe I didn't drunk order anything, and something was back ordered from my last order and I didn't notice.” Finally, I put the pieces together and realized it was my Arbitrary Day present!!

My santa did a great job picking out stickers of my favorite things, and I’m honestly really surprised they didn't order any that I already have. I love Tina on the unicorn drinking coffee because of all the characters on Bob’s Burgers, I’m definitely Tina (although I like to think I’m Louise, ha ha). I’m adding these stickers to my coffee table, which is well on its way to being covered. Thank you, secret santa!!

And if anyone else wants to help enable my sticker addition and contribute a sticker to my coffee table project, let me know. Just kidding (except I'm not kidding...unless it's against the rules to pander for stickers, then I'm totally kidding). But if it's not and you want to see your local brewery or band sticker or something on my coffee table...I SERIOUSLY HAVE A PROBLEM! Thanks again for being an enabler secret santa :) You did great!