some of the non-technical things I learned during my internship:

- how to steal posters and other random shit from fast food stores

- how to steal the pepper grater (large version) from Olive Garden

- <Person1> secretly hates everybody

- when interviewing candidates, destroy them during the interview process to prevent jackasses from getting in the system (IPS for the workplace)

- WFH sometimes means PTO

- you don't need a graduate degree to do well

- Donald Trump is actually running for president

- reverse parking is very useful

- <Person2> is an interesting driver

- do not get the new Fireball wings from BWW

- red solo cups

- how to not write a resume

- do not get an oil change at the Toyota dealership in Westminster

- Murphy's law defines <Person3>'s life

- do not drop kinetic sand on carpet

- <Person4> is a troll

- apparently I need to "live" more

- leftover food somehow makes its way into my stomach

- how to make a paper helicopter

- <Person4> has some interesting books at his desk

- if something is due on Friday and will not be checked until Monday, then it is due Monday