Full disclosure: My kids saw Spider-Man: Homecoming already. I was lucky enough to catch it at a very early screening in New York City, and deemed it totally safe for them to see. So I took both boys -- age 13 and 9 -- to a press screening in our home market of Charlotte, NC. And they loved it. Loved it! But because of a joke in the movie (a very funny joke, mind you), I had to hastily explain to my 9-year-old what "porn" is. And when he came home, he relayed to my wife that the funniest scene in the movie happened when a character screamed out, "What the f---!"