The Houston Rockets, an NBA team, did not want to pay for an expensive hotel in New Orleans last night. Instead they slept in nearbyish Baton Rouge because of “principle and logistics”, according to ESPN’s Calvin Watkins. After morning shootaround the Houston Rockets, an NBA team valued at 1.6 billion dollars, will get on a bus and head to New Orleans. I’m actually a really nice guy who has braved that road many, many times and I’d like to give some travel tips to the Houston Rockets, an NBA team that I am positive can most definitely afford even the most expensive hotel in New Orleans because they are worth 1.6 billion dollars.

This route only takes 1 hour and 48 minutes and uses I-10. On the way you have great seafood options in Gonzales like Don’s Seafood but there’s always “Cash’s Diner” which is very out of the way and has 2 and a half stars on Yelp. Your choice, Houston!