Tom is monochromatically fabulous

A dedication to Mr. Hiddleston's inability to close his legs, those vests that make him look like a god, his strange likeness to cheap frozen desserts, and his wild fear of colors other than gray and blue. This blog is 110% serious.

Look at this! Tom is wearing a honest-to-God burgundy jumper and he is smiling about it. HE IS NOT EVEN WEARING ANYTHING MONOCHROMATIC UNDERNEATH TO PREVENT THE COLOUR FROM TOUCHING HIS NAKED FLESH! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD! (Also that cutie patootie smile be still my heart). J R 47 notes P 11:04 AM | Mar 26 th

Hi! Are you guys covering the BAFTAs 2017 and the GQ video? Just wondering, not to pressure or anything :) ◥

Anonymous Anonymous

We’ve already covered the BAFTAS here, and will be following up with a GQ post sometime soon! J R 4 notes P 3:30 AM | Feb 18 th

Not to pester, but the weird blogging has been happening again. Is this no longer a Hiddleston only blog, no worries if so, just want to know ◥

Anonymous Anonymous

We’re still an exclusively Hiddles blog! Only both us admins suck at blogging, so sometimes we mistakenly reblog things from our other blogs onto this one. We’ll always delete it as soon as we realise, but if you see anything that isn’t monochromatic and sharp-cheekboned, let us know and we’ll hop on it right away. J R 8 notes P 7:57 PM | Feb 11 th

welcome to the golden globes fashion breakdown where we scream about the world’s SEXIEST PENGUIN tom has taken more and more recently to wearing double-breasted suits, a true indication of his sartorial evolution and his ability to age like fine wine except wine that’s unusually fuckable. the look is mature and sophisticated, and he’s got the facial hair and hairstyle to match it - because i’m a serious slightly arthouse actor now guys, just forget about that marvel thing already please PLEASE but, because thomas william hiddleston is also an enormous child, a bow tie. this has the effect of making him not only look sophisticated but also the CUTEST FUCKING BUTTON OF A PERSON YOU’VE EVER SEEN. speaking of buttons, look at those sweet little black details on the shirt, it’s just too much. your acceptance speech may have been a bit cringe (okay more than a bit cringe) but in the immortal words of hannah montana, “everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days”. we’re still proud of you, and a golden globe is no small achievement! wearing colours would be an even bigger achievement, but we’ve got all of 2017 for that. J R 44 notes P 3:53 PM | Jan 9 th

wait, is that burgundy suit the same one he wore in the photoshoot with the afghans? ◥

cincoflex

Dear @cincoflex, good eye!! The suit is indeed the same one our dear Hiddles wore in the Gucci campaign, down to the pocket kerchief. Of course, the same cannot be said of the tie, because that would be way too much colour, and so Hiddles decided he had to be true to himself and at least wear a very dark navy blue tie instead of the burgundy one we see him sporting in the ad (although if you zoom in, you can see that the tie has RED DOTS OMG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE). However, we should all be very proud to see the traditionally monochromatic Tom going outside of his confort zone and daring to wear such a colourful suit. Maybe his stylist blackmailed him? Maybe he has truly changed his monochromatic vest? I mean, it could be possible: remember the reddish orange puffy jacket? Or maybe it’s truly gonna be a New year, New Hiddles kinda thing. However, we at Tomismonochromaticallyfabulous are forever thankful that he also decided to forego the white socks he wears in the ad, because frankly they are an abomination and should only be worn when working out, but never in real life. J R 24 notes P 5:47 PM | Jan 8 th

No judgement cus it's your blog, but how come the influx of non Tom Hiddleston things? Just wondering ◥

Anonymous Anonymous

Sorry!! It’s been a mistake! The relevant posts have been deleted. Thanks for the heads up, Anon :) J R 1 notes P 5:22 PM | Jan 8 th

TEAR THOSE SLEEVES OFF AND COMPLETE THE MARTY MCFLY TRANSFORMATION idk about you, but when i go out jogging i always make sure i match my socks to my cap. just one of those #justgirlythings and ALSO apparently a #justhiddlesthing. though i don’t think this is quite what fashion bloggers mean when they talk about coordinated accessories… some old favourites: the jacket, of course, making an appearance after a hiatus so long i bet some of you have never seen it. the nike runners are OF COURSE a classic too some new favourites: fingerless gloves for the dishevelled swagger. also unusual to see tom in pants that aren’t delightfully booty hugging, and while granted he is jogging, i feel like he needs kudos for branching out on that front J R 31 notes P 2:08 AM | Dec 5 th

now this is just obscene i mean you would have thought that such a high-profile, high-budget film as thor 3 would have a costume department that could afford it’s own clothes. cleaaaaaaaarly they’ve just asked tom to come along to set in his regular attire and honestly i just think it’s disappointing from marvel. also, too colourful. stop it, my poor ovaries retinas. i cannot cope with all this overwhelming vibrancy this outfit is illegal, confirmed. definitive nopeity nope nah nope. inappropriate. J R 77 notes P 7:03 AM | Sep 1 st

welcome to episode two of the hiddleswift queensland getaway thor filming wardrobe, where we present to you a man who could scarcely be wearing more logos on his body at one time. okay, so i know you’re filming with legendary, but is it really necessary to wear their merch when you’re jogging? nike would be loving it though, between the swoosh on your shoulder and the runners you’re sporting. i wonder if there’s a quota in his contract about the number of times he has to be seen wearing legendary kit. i’m praying their is so we get more pics of this gratifyingly-tight-in-the-pec-region shirt that i simultaneously love and hate. also amusing to me: the dress watch. okay, so this blog spends literally years whining about how you always wear sports watches to formal events, and then you go jogging in a dress watch?! well played, sir, well played. he’s back at it again with the neutral-mixing though. we’ve got black, grey and navy all happening at once here and i’m a bit dizzy. i’m not going to kick up a huge fuss because it’s just activewear, but even so, habits are habits and i feel like at this rate we’re gonna see a red carpet with navy pants, a grey waistcoat and a black jacket. let’s cut this pattern before it becomes sinister, hm? p.s. are you a yankees fan thomas, or do you just like the hat? these questions and more must be answered, folks. it’s serious business here. J R 21 notes P 7:42 AM | Jul 15 th

i’m estatic to bring to you episode one in the grand adventures of tropical hiddleswift getaway tom’s australian stint for the filming of the new thor movie when i saw the footage of these two arriving in australia i seriously gasped because no, surely he’s not back to doing that thing where he hooks his sunglasses onto his t-shirt so that EVERY DAMN SHIRT BECOMES A V-NECK WHETHER IT WANTS TO BE OR NOT. any excuse to show off his twelve chest hairs, i swear to god we’ve got the return of a few old favourites here too, the polo ralph lauren quilted jacket for starters, plus the grey suede shoes. i’m not gonna lie, i kind of wish tom had chosen one sort of neutral rather than opting for grey accessories (shoes and orisis backpack), blue jeans and jacket and a white shirt, with black sunglasses to boot, but hey, if i was dating taylor swift i’d probably be so distracted that i forgot how to dress properly too J R 27 notes P 12:17 AM | Jul 11 th