Bob Geldof is 64 years old apparently. I say apparently, because every time he pops up in the news he seems to behave like a curious mixture of Kevin the Teenager and Neil from the Young Ones: grunting, scowling, effing and jeffing like a schoolboy who has just discovered swear words and can’t believe how grown-up this makes him.

Whether it’s flicking V signs at hard working fishermen who happen to hold a different opinion to him (see the Thames flotilla during the EU referendum) or exploding at Sky News presenters for daring to ask him about the tax practices of artists appearing on the latest version of his Band Aid single, Geldof has the ability to make my three-year-old mid-tantrum look positively grown-up.