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Consider this verse: "Let me break down what I just said: Each of my double Ds has the volume of a toddler's head. I'm not bitching about my boobies, they look super fly in shirts. But if I swung them in your face you'd be like ‘Oh my god that hurts, I'm blind. Holy crap, I literally can't see. I have permanent retinal damage, I'm suing you and your heavy boobies.'"

And of course because it's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, one of the smartest and most subversive shows on TV, the song points out that breasts are just "sacks of yellow fat, like the stuffing of a couch," there to feed babies. Think about this song next time you're ogling.

Also in the episode, Paula (Donna Lynne Champlin) struggles to accept Rebecca's new mindset about getting her life on track and Greg (Santino Fontana) comes to realization of his own after helping with somebody's love dilemma.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend airs Mondays, 8 p.m. on The CW. And fear not, it's already been renewed for a second season.