ORCUS RELAY, PLUTO—Having grown weary of seeing fellow Tenno voicing their concerns regarding the Hema for over a month, one system Tenno has taken a stand to end the conflict once and for all. Taking advantage of the masses gathered for the Void Trader’s new wares, the system Tenno began broadcasting their message to the unexpected audience: “Warframe is still in beta, guys.”

Albamiles, MR16, has had enough of the criticism and negativity Digital Extremes has been bombarded by in the month following the release of the Hema assault rifle. “I’m so sick and tired of how ungrateful these other Tenno are.” Albamiles told our Senior Feedback Correspondent when asked how they felt about the issue. “They’re acting like it’s the end of the world because of a single new weapon they can’t get right away.”

The Hema was introduced alongside the highly anticipated quest “The Glast Gambit” as well as the release of Nidus and the secret release of the Helminth Cyst and Helminth Charger in Update 19.5. Inspiring a wake of controversy regarding the required resource costs for researching, the Hema had drawn blood while Digital Extremes was away for the holidays.

“They’re just testing the limits right now. That’s the point of a beta: to test things.” said Albamiles to the Tenno gathered on the Relay awaiting the Void Trader. “We don’t have to keep making new posts and starting new threads every day about it, I’m sure the devs got the necessary data by now.” The crowd, stunned by the brilliance of his argument, praised Albamiles for finally bringing an end to the conflict.

Thanks to Albamiles efforts, additional feedback regarding the Hema has come to a complete stop and there is once again harmony between the developers and community. At press time, sources report that Albamiles was hailed by a round of applause and given a crisp 100 Platinum after delivering an hour-long monologue about how players should be more forgiving for the purposes of beta testing.