I want this to be the case. Gruden made waves by saying he was going to take the game back to 1998, but he really didn't mean that [expletive], right? He's been connected to the game, so he can't be that out of touch ... right? I'd like to think that, but then he went out and invested in Jordy Nelson, who is the NFL receiving version of a fax machine. As in, it was ahead of the game at the time -- now it's merely a relic that you point at and say, "I remember when we used to use those." Add in the fact he's rarely spoken to Khalil Mack, and you get scared. Gruden said that if the Raiders don't win, he would refuse his salary. Now I'm worried that his children are going to have to make their own Christmas presents this year.