New South Carolina coach Will Muschamp has yet to coach a single down for the Gamecocks, but that hasn’t stopped him from stirring the pot with in-state rival Dabo Swinney. The two were attending a “Coaches for Charity” event last night when Muschamp attempted to walk all over his Palmetto Bowl competitor.

"Your wife was hitting on me" Muschamp: 1

Dabo: 0 Video Courtesy: @WSPA7 pic.twitter.com/ic6AowW3wO — Evan West (@EvanWestWCBD) July 27, 2016

Muschamp, you savage son of a gun. That’s how you come out firing. Is there anything more emasculating than opening up with a double pat on the back followed with a “your girl totally wants this D” line? It was like watching the new neighborhood pup strutting around with his chest puffed out, sniffing, and pissing all over the block marking his territory as the alpha dog watches helplessly from behind the fence. So disrespectful you can’t help but admire the move. That said, you can now pencil in Dabo hanging a 70-burger on USC later this year..