Biography

6-time creator

I'm freaking out about the unbelievable set of circumstances that has become my life. I have a lot of claims of what seem to be of such huge importance that I cannot prove in any other way than with a team of the best lie detectors in the business in order to give the proper amount of respect due to the listener or my story. I say that because I don't want to be attacked for taking such a serious topic seemingly as a joke by making such ridiculous claims with a straight face which can and has pissed people off simply for being honest about my experiences, if I could afford to pay for the testing myself I would do so however I have realized even if I did that would seem too suspect and a most affordable test result will be little better than none at all. After several long and awkward months of wrestling with this situation I have finally decided this is the best course of action to alleviate this stalemate that has been in effect for many moons and finally start making some real progress towards whatever ends be it a Kingly path or a Disabled one either way its important for us all to know for sure the truth.