I can't see a thing which is exactly what I need. Sunrise is at six am and I do not want to wake up at six am. The tiniest amount of light is all it takes to wake me up and this silk eye mask can help me remain a slumber in the morning.

The next gift looks like a tennis racket but it's a bug zapper. Bugs are everywhere this summer and they need to chill and leave me alone. With two double A batteries I can deliver them an electric shock. I will eventually zap myself by accident one day so I'll tell you how it feels.

The last gift is a set of three throwing knives. Stainless steel and made in Pakistan. I'm going to practice with these and work on hitting a target with technique and accuracy. So when the zombie apocalypse comes I can aim for the zombie head and remain safe.

Thank you Santa for my first Arbitrary Day gifts.

Edit: A final gift arrived and it was a Stark direwolf mug. I need something to drink now. Thank you Santa.