>> UNLESS WE COME TOGETHER AS A

COUNTRY AND HELP REFUGEES.

>> BOOO, WENDY, TESS TESTABURGER.

>> THEY ARE IN NEED OF NATIONAL

PROTECTION.

>> BOOO, WENDY.

>> THE VAST MAJORITY OF REFUGEES

WILL BENEFIT FROM --

>> BOOO, WENDY.

LIAR.

>> IN STEAD OF BOOOING MY

OPINION WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A

CONSTRUCTIVE ARGUMENT.

>> NO ONE KNOWS WHAT A REFUGEE

IS.

>> BOOO.

BOOO.

>> MR. GARRISON CAN YOU DO

SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, PLEASE?

MR. GARRISON.

>> SORRY, WENDY.

NICELY DONE.

THANK YOU.

NEXT REPORT LET'S HAVE PETER

MULLEN.

>> UGH, JESUS.

>> MY REPORT IS ON THE VIAL AND

DESPICABLE TRASH OUR PARENTS ARE

WATCHING ON TELEVISION.

FELLOW STUDENTS, THERE'S A

PLAGUE OF SMUT ON OUR CABLE

BOXES.

SHOWS THAT FIGURE REENACTMENTS

OF UNSOLVED CRIMES AND SPOUSAL

HOMICIDE.

I'M TALKING ABOUT MURDER PORN.

>> MURDER PORN?

>> THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

>> ACCORDING TO THE NEILSON

RATINGS VIEWERSHIP IN SHORES

LIKE COLD CASE FILES, DATE LINE

MURDER AND DEADLY AFFAIRS IS SKY

ROCKETING AMONG MARRIED COUPLES

AND BROUGHT ON A NEW SLEW OF

SHOWS THAT USE GRAPHIC SEX AND

INNUENDO TO MAKE IT MORE

TITILLATING LIKE SINFUL SECRET

AND ON THE CASE WITH PAULA ZAHN

AND IT'S SMUT AND GARBAGE AND

IT'S TRASH!

YOUR PARENTS ARE WATCHING THIS

STUFF.

GO HOME AND ASK THEM.

AND AS WE ASK THEM WE MUST ASK

OURSELVES IF THEY'RE OBSESSED

WITH THIS STUFF THEN HOW LONG.

HOW LONG BEFORE ONE OF OUR

DADDY'S DRESSED UP IN LINGERIE

AND BASHES MOMMY'S HEAD IN WITH

A BRICK?

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