When you’ve got a small dick, get a big chain saw like Rick



Rabid Truth – Heli logging of pristine West Coast old growth, undoubtedly one of those unfairly maligned pursuits, got a much needed poster boy in the likes of Canada’s most trusted satirists, Rick Mercer. If you missed it, he had a shit load of fun Tuesday, Nov. 30, razing the Country’s ancient woods. As they say, out with the old, in with the new.

Without heli logging, trees a mere 500-2,000 years old, would be allowed to grow, and a host of squalid beasts big and small, from Grizzlies to precious lichens, would be allowed to squat in what are obviously moneytrees which absolutely must be shipped to Japan where they can lie in peace in some stockpile or go to pieces for chipboard in China. That’s the way we like it, uh-uh, uh-uh.

And who better to right a historic wrong against the do gooding old growth choppers by the Planet loving elites than Mercer. One of their own, that is. He’s on the CBC, so he’s a bit lefty genetically, he’s a Torontonian for godsakes, and yet he stands for no shit, telling it like it is, and common sense (who can doubt that half ass Newfie accent?).

This is the man that takes on Harper when democracy gets squashed, again, like some poor battered wife that goes back for more. This is the man that pokes fun at the dispecable state of Canadian food inspection.

So naturally, this man with moral capital on Capital Hill should stand for the end of natural capital. Enough with these giants getting in the way of the sun from getting to the ground. Enough with free homes for animals. It’s a hard knock life, endangered Caribou, so pay the rent, or face extinction.

And if you don’t like Rick Mercer’s new found face and cause, the plight of old growth logging, then we Rabid Beavers suggest quit whining and stop watching his fucking show…

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