Image courtesy of Welcome to the Magnited States of America.

There are few things more annoying than someone so selfish she thinks it’s perfectly okay to text in the middle of a dark movie theater. On the flipside, there are few things more amusing than when said texter gets kicked out of the theater and later calls back to leave a lengthy, profanity-laced rant on the theater’s voicemail.

Luckily for everyone, the folks at Austin’s Alamo Drafthouse not only have a “text and we’ll kick you out” policy, they also have no qualms about putting the aforementioned voicemail on YouTube.

While it’s funnier when you can hear the actual call, the Drafthouse folks have subtitled — very accurately — the entire call so you can just read along if you don’t want your boss to hear.

Thanks to Etian for the tip!