If he runs, we mean.

If he runs, we mean.

Four [other] GOP hopefuls have given Sean Hannity dibs on their first interviews as candidates: former Texas Gov. Rick Perry and Sens. Ted Cruz, Rand Paul and Marco Rubio. Other candidates have tried to land an interview with the conservative host, campaign sources have previously said, only to be turned down — either because they had given their first interview to another media outlet or because they weren't popular enough.

For newly minted actual Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush's first "real" interview (all the others were practice, you see), his handlers have chosen the safest possible venue, Fox News, and the safest possible interviewer, the guy who will let you off easy even if you're a farm-animal-torturing ex-con who yells racist things at black middle schoolers and then calls the cops on them for backsassing you. You guessed it: Sean Hannity They should try being more racist. Hannity reserves his best airtime for racists. Racist nutcase who rounds up a posse to point rifles at the government for trying to enforce a law he doesn't "recognize?" Oh, he's all over that. Guy who was mad black people were in his pool? Send the camera crew over, we have got to speak with this stalwart defender of conservative values post-haste.

You have interesting kingmakers, Republican Party. I don't mean that in a good way.

