DISCRACE

Players: At least 2. Duration: Until the sun sets or you feel like going home. Fun: So much.

A Disc Golf Goal, also used in the game DISCRACE. Click the image to find a Disc Golf Course near you!

What is DISCRACE? Have you seen those "Disc Golf" courses they have in parks these days? Have you seen people wandering around them with a fancy shoulder bag full of professional "discs" and crazy throwing skills? Did you want to give it a go, but only have a crappy $5 backyard frisby and throw like a five-year-old? No problem! Just play DISCRACE!

Equipment + Two or more people. + One throwable thing per person.

Rules All players line up at the start of every hole. They all throw their discs towards the goal. Yes, you can try to knock other discs out of the sky. As soon as your own disc hits the ground, you start running after it. When you reach your disc, you must stop and throw again from there. You still cannot move until the disc hits the ground. When you reach the goal, you must touch it with the disc in your hand. Just throwing the disc into the goal is not enough. You must then turn around and scream "DISCRACE!" at your fellow players in a needlessly condescending tone. The final player to reach the goal does not scream anything, they merely look disgraced. Continue playing another "hole" until you don't feel like it anymore. Bonus rule: If you disc lands somewhere you can't throw it from (e.g., in a tree), you may move it somewhere else before throwing as long as You do not move any closer to the goal, and

b) You sing a ridiculous song as established by the players before play. For instance, you might consider singing this to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas": My throw was such a disgrace. I have messed up this damned discrace. I retrieve my disc in disgrace. And a happy new year.

Scoring Several scoring sytems exist for DISCRACE: OFFICIAL

(the recommended system) Make up a random number and scream it out. Points don't matter. BASIC

(aka, BORING) You recieve as many points as your order of reaching the goal. The first person gets 1 point, the second gets 2 points, and so on. The person with the fewest points at the end wins. THERE IS NO TRY

(aka, RUTHLESS) The first person to the goal gets 1 point. No-one else gets anything. The person with the most points wins. CONVOLUTED

(best used when drunk) If N is the order you get to the goal, and T is the number of holes played so far, you gain points equal to: log_T(N) mod N.

FAQ How much does DISCRACE cost to play? Nothing. What if I encounter real disc golfers one the course? Don't be a dick. Stay out of their way, or better still, invite them to join you! Can I be drunk or high while playing? The International Ficticious Association of DISCRACE Afficionados does not endorse alchohol or drugs under any circumstances. However, we have heard reports that drunk or high people have had a tremendous amount of fun playing DISCRACE.