You as a woman have an alarming number of privileges that are exclusive to you as a woman. Not all women make use of the privileges offered to them by society. Some women understand and actually protest the existence of any gender-based privileges, male or female. This blog is not aimed at condemning them or lumping them in with the radical feminist hypocrite crowd. Still, the point here is that the privileges listed below are privileges that any woman (well, except dark-skinned women, in some cases) can have access to. Radical feminists will of course blame the Patriarchy for giving them these privileges, but there’s another privilege - the refusal to take any responsibility, and society’s acceptance of that character flaw.

* There is a difference between Radical feminists and women. Radical feminists are ignorant, or sometimes even brazen and shameless hypocrite bigots. This post is intended to identify and vilify these individuals.

You as a woman have the privilege of:

1) Not having to register for Selective Service. Women can now serve in combat but they still can’t be drafted if a war breaks out. This privilege is without exception - it is written into the law of the land.

2) Serving on draft boards. Women don’t have to register for Selective Service but they currently do work on boards that determine which men have to go die to protect their female privilege. (Actually, it’s called going out to die to protect the rich people’s global interests.) So much for your arguments about one’s right to control their own body. This privilege is also without exception - it is written into the law of the land.

3) The right to have your son’s genitals mutilated. (Circumcision.) Once again, so much for your arguments about one’s right to control their own body. This privilege is without exception - it is written into the law of the land.

4) Women have the privilege of getting lower prison sentences than men given the same crime. In England people are calling for eliminating prisons for women altogether. (Of course, if you’re a dark skinned woman, you don’t get this privilege. Hmmmm…) This privilege is the de facto law of the land.

5) The privilege of being able to declare your hatred of men, declare men as a gender to be useless, or even call for the total elimination of men without any fear of public backlash. See the entire #Kill All Men hashtag on Tumblr.

6) The privilege of being able to molest a child without fear of going to prison… especially if you’re pretty. Being hated and literally hunted like male pedophiles are, is absolutely right out, because of your female privilege.

7) The privilege of being able to mutilate or otherwise inflict violence upon your husband without being condemned by society. In fact, society often congratulates or even celebrates women who engage in domestic violence. You have the privilege of making fun of male victims of domestic violence as well.

8) The privilege of expecting that men must approach women for any courtship to begin…

9) …and the privilege of expecting that he’ll pay for the whole date. All without being condemned by society.

10) Women have the privilege of expecting sympathy and respect just for being female. And women have the privilege of being as harsh, judgmental and unsympathetic to any troubles that men complain about. Society never backtalks women who cry for their white knight when they so much as break a nail, while making jokes about men being killed, injured or defrauded.

11) They also have the privilege of hypergamy - demanding that men bring more resources and effort into the relationship / courtship than the woman does. (More money, more confidence, etc.)

12) The privilege of making a false rape claim and having male white knights come and pummel the innocent accused man to death. Let’s also not forget that women have the privilege of making a false rape claim and seeing an entire city full of people terrorized out of existence as a result. Thanks to your female privilege, countless black men have died as a result of lynch mobs set loose by false rape claims.

13) The privilege of complaining about BEING FRIENDZONED while telling men THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FRIENDZONE. Women also have the privilege of complaining about being romantically and sexually rejected for being jobless, fat, tall, old, a single mom, etc. - but they also have the privilege of outright making fun of men for being short, fat, poor, jobless, lonely, and so on. Women have the privilege of being able to masturbate with vibrators while being extremely harsh and judgmental about men who masturbate at all. Society will not so much as bat an eyelash if you decide to engage in this hypocrisy.

14) Ultimately, women have the privilege of blaming everything - from their own perceived oppression to that which men call oppression - on the Patriarchy. Women have the privilege of denying any personal responsibility for any of their personal or collective problems. Society will not penalize women for making use of this privilege.

ARE YOU MAD, RADICAL FEMINIST DIRTBAGS*? I hope so. Everything I said was factual and accurate and you are a bunch of hypocrites. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR DELUSIONS OF OPPRESSION AND CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE.