Brace yourselves, because this is a water carrying feat of strength on multiple levels:

Would Hillary Clinton be able to follow a “suprisingly clean administration”? First of all, it depends on what your definition of “clean” is:

LOL. FastnFurious. Sanctuary City deaths. #Benghazi. IRS. VA. Syria Red Line. Putin. IRAN NUKE LIES. Bergdahl swap. https://t.co/7xmkasOByS — Terry O' (@IrishTea1) July 30, 2016

Proof-positive that attempts to put The Onion out of business continue.

"Bias, what bias?" They said. https://t.co/c8QrUOOUAo — Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) July 30, 2016

"Scandal-free"? Seriously? This was cut and pasted from the Onion, right? https://t.co/ykAYBzPdzf — Blue State Snooze (@BlueSnoozeBlue) July 30, 2016

Did someone just woke up from a coma? https://t.co/cs54cREsiE — wiserbud (@WiserMeany) July 30, 2016

"Scandal free"? Oh for the love of… https://t.co/Y0eegVqmPB — Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) July 29, 2016

Unfortunately though, the answer to whether Hillary could be a scandal-free president is “yes”: