“Julia Gillard — she’s kind of the princess of the castle at the moment … Nick Xenophon and Stephen Conroy, both of whom started their careers as apprentice plumbers. The project is going to cost $35 billion — that’s a lot of gold coins. It’ll be broken up into eight stages, and the whole project involves people walking along the street and going down pipes. Does it sound familiar? It should.”

“It’s fucking Mario Bros! The Government has stolen the plot to Nintendo’s hit circa 1986 video game, and are now using it as strategy!”