The Nostalgia Critic: The rant that he gives to Hyper Fangirl in his review of A Christmas Story 2: NC: Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you honestly think these actions are gonna win me over? HFG: I ju—I di— NC: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You break into my home, you kidnap me, you stalk me, I've had it up to fucking Jupiter with you! HFG: I was just trying to get you back into the Christmas spirit by making you like Christmas Story again. NC: I love Christmas! I love Christmas Story! (HFG feels relieved) It's you I can't stand! I mean, I swear, my life would be so much happier if you would just disappear from it! HFG: ( slyly smiling and in a confident tone ) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What are you trying to say here? (NC reaches his Rage Breaking Point NC: I HATE YOU! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU! If there was a likability scale from 1 to 10, you would be negative Pi! You're outlawed in 28 states just so that people don't have to talk to you again! If they were to make a cologne out of you it would be called Essence of Annoying! if cancer got cancer, you would be the one they would name it after! Knock knock! HFG: Who's there? NC: Nobody! Because nobody would ever want to see you! When people ask monks what the meaning of life they say, "Stay away from your dumb ass!" You're Beethoven's Lost Symphony, Death to Joy! Would everyone in an orange sweater, glasses, brown hair and a likable personality please raise your hand? HFG: (raises hand) NC: You're too stupid to even get that joke! On the evolutionary scale, you're the only one that's walking backwards! You're the Surgeon General's warning on a pack of cigarettes! (puts on cheerleading outfit) Give me an I! Give me an H! Give me an A-T-E-YOU! (is back in his regular uniform) I HATE YOU!!! HFG: ...Okay Critic, if that's how you feel... NC: Wait, w-what are you doing? HFG: I-I'm just gonna go then. (walks away to grab her coat) NC: *stuttering* You can't do that! That's- that's cheating... (HFG puts on her coat and begins to leave, to NC's shock and confusion) NC: This wasn't how it played out in my head...

In Kickassia, The Nostalgia Critic receives one from dream Ma-Ti. He gets told such pearls of wisdom as: "Stop being a douchebag! It's totally going to backfire!" "Are you willing to let down the people that got you here? Your friends? Your allies!" "You're a fool, Critic! A damn fool! You cannot change your destiny! You can only choose to meet it!...and you will fail."

In Idiotsitter, the episode "The Ex-Boyfriend," Billie and her ex exchange these with her ex pointing out the facade she was pulling (trying to pass off the Russel mansion as her house and Gene as her maid), and saying Gene pities her, and should. Her response? Billie: You know, maybe I am just an employee. I'm a nanny, actually. I'm not rich, and on the back of my own book jackets-which doesn't make sense, cause books don't get cold. But at least I'm a good person. And that is something you'll never be.

Dobbs: How many times you rehearse that?

Billie: Dammit! You know, maybe I am just an employee. I'm a nanny, actually. I'm not rich, and on the back of my own book jackets-which doesn't make sense, cause books don't get cold. But at least I'm a good person. And that is something you'll never be.How many times you rehearse that?Dammit! Fuck you , you look like Winona Ryder

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: Captain Hammer delivers one disguised as a Rousing Speech with the song "Everyone's A Hero ". Everyone in the audience is fooled save for Penny, who openly looks shocked at the context of the song. note And said shock may or may not have been based off of one line: "Yeah, we totally had sex." Im povertys new sheriff

And Im bashing in the slums

A hero doesnt care

If youre a bunch of scary alcoholic bums! Everybody! Dr. Horrible delivers a subsequent one with "Slipping", calling Captain Hammer's audience out on their devotion to their hero.

In the movie's commentary, Commentary! The Musical, Nathan Fillion sings one about Neil Patrick Harris called "(I'm) Better Than Neil."

In an Over The Gun Let's Play of Braid where he gives one to himself after losing a (rewind-immune) key to a Mook. It's only me that could manage to do that! Oh, he's such a ! I- I want me key off you, mate, but... but I dunno how I'm gonna do it, though! It's okay me saying I want it back off ya, but you've got my number, haven't you? That's not good news. That's a Goomba with a look on his face, as if to say "I am protected by these weird mechanics. I am gonna jump off your head. Not only that - I have got your key." He looks quite, quite serious... he doesn't look phased by the fact I'm stood underneath him; he's gonna stomp my face through. This is the first time in twenty one years of gaming that I have been bested by a Goomba.

I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC: The Joker delivers one of these to Darkseid after his explanation of Stan's Place is rejected due to Darkseid having "no interest in the world of fiction." The Joker: You don't know... (Begins to laugh hysterically) Darkseid: What? Another Earth joke? The Joker: The biggest one ever! The mother of all jokes! And the best part is, you're the butt of it! Oh, I hate to break it to ya, pallie, but I'm afraid the only reality you know is the world of fiction! Darkseid: Ah, so it's madness. Not an uncommon reaction to one's impending doom. Still- The Joker: Oh, I was mad long before you came along, oh Lord of Pain and Suffering and... Oh, I was mad long before you came along, oh Lord of Pain and Suffering and... Blue Shorts. And even I have a better grip on reality than you. Those other realities that Stan's Place links to? They're all comic book universes- just like this one! All the heroes meet up at that bar so they can shoot the breeze about who's getting a movie next. And no wonder you're so interested in Stan- he's the one person there who's not a comic book character. If there's anyone dominating reality, its him, not you. In fact, what was it you said about comic books before? Ah yes, they're "insignificant endeavours in entertainment on a pathetic planet"- of which YOU are one! (Laughs hysterically before Darkseid vapourises him.) Darkseid: [White hot fury] [White hot fury] That's. Not. Funny. In the first season of "After Hours," Lex Luthor gave one to Superman in an attempt to recruit him in joining him in his plan to retgone the Marvel Universe: Lex Luthor: The Marvel Universe has corrupted everything you stand for all in the name of high drama. Think about it Kal-El. Your job is to be an inspiration for people, someone they can look up to, someone they can aspire to be like; in steadfastness, in character, in ideals. And what did Marvel offer? They said dont worry; you dont have to aspire to anyone in our books. You just have to relate to them. And now we have an entire culture that thinks that who they are is just fine and how dare anyone suggest they can improve themselves? Why aspire to be Superman when its so much easier to relate to Spider-Man? No one wants to look up to you anymore, Superman. They dont want to strain their necks. Instead they look straight ahead at the compromised heroes in front of them and say "Thatll do just fine".

Dr. Loomis ( or rather, Michael's conscience using Loomis' voice ) gives one to Michael in the Halloween fan film, The Last Halloween . Michael doesn't take it well. Loomis: Michael? Can you hear me, Michael? It's time. Your time has finally come. Don't fight it, Michael. You've spent a lifetime dedicated to feeding the darkness in your soul, but now it's that very darkness that's killing you, isn't it? I pity you, Michael. I pity that you let this darkness consume you. You let it become you. And now, as all journeys do, yours is about to come to an end. It hurts, doesn't it? You thought you could feel the emptiness in your black heart by committing those atrocities but, deep down, you knew better, didn't you? You knew it would never satiate any hunger. Yet you still fought it. What drove you, Michael? What was it that kept you going? Well, it's too late now. The very power that made you what you are is now the source of your own demise. Quite poetic, isn't it? A fitting end to a terrible nightmare. I pray your soul may finally rest in peace. Farewell, Michael. Michael? Can you hear me, Michael?You've spent a lifetime dedicated to feeding the darkness in your soul,I pity you, Michael. I pity that you let this darkness consume you. You let it become you. And for what? Your entire family is gone, Michael. The bloodline is severed. How does that make you feel, Michael? Are you satisfied? Does the thought of knowing that everyone who could have ever loved you is now dead satisfy you, Michael? Their blood is on your hands. The blood of innocent people is on your hands.It hurts, doesn't it? You thought you could feel the emptiness in your black heart by committing those atrocities but, deep down, you knew better, didn't you? You knew it would never satiate any hunger. Yet you still fought it. What drove you, Michael? What was it that kept you going? Well, it's too late now.Quite poetic, isn't it? A fitting end to a terrible nightmare.Farewell, Michael.

Arby 'n' the Chief became very fond of throwing these around around the start of Season 5. So much so that it would require it's own page just to do so. Arbiter, Chief, and the villains would mostly dish them out to one another. One example includes Arbiter dishing one out to Master Chief in Season 6 for just how much he has devolved in emotional growth, only for Chief to return the favor by pointing out all of Arbiter's flaws as well. Arbiter: "...You've always been an utter , but there was a time when it was at least somewhat charming. You didn't know any better. It was innocent. But now it's like you're self-aware to some degree. Instead of shouting outrageous things in sheer ignoreance it's like you're genuinely out to antagonize and hurt people. It's not funny anymore... Master Chief: "wat, u think ur n e funs 2 lived w/? ...when ur not paraeding around h33r "wat, u think ur n e funs 2 lived w/? ...when ur not paraeding around h33r pretending 2 sound samrt ur sitting arond all :( drinking all teh bewze whining liek a little about hao much dick ur lief sux..."

In the web-exclusive BIONICLE story The Kingdom, Alternate Universe Matoro gives one to Alternate Makuta, after the latter consumed him but failed to suppress his mind. The speech gave Matoro enough strength and weakened Makuta so much that his mind actually succeeded in killing both of them. Alternate Matoro: No, Makuta. You once told the Toa Mata that you could not be destroyed, because you were nothing. You were wrong  it is because you are nothing that I can destroy you. You have no heart, you have no spirit, you have no reason to exist  even your hate is a pale reflection of what once burned in you. You survive out of habit, monster, and habits ... and minds ... can be broken.

After going through much Break the Cutie, Donnie from Demo Reel called out the family holding him hostage for obsessing something over painful from the past and making it their lives.

In Worm, Eidolon's Evil Clone gives one to the entire Protectorate, running down why everything they thought they knew was a lie, how they had been manipulated in being complicit to crimes against humanity, and finishes with this: Its all been a ploy from the start. Every single one of you were deceived. For every one of you that bought your powers, there were innocents who died or became monsters for the sake of that formulas research. No matter what good you might do, it will never make up for that. And the rest of you? Conned, brought in with promises of ideals and saving the world. Youre fools.

Also in Worm, Panacea alludes to being on the receiving end of one following the Leviathan attack. You know how much trouble that caused for my family? The director of the PRT and Legend and Miss Militia were all at my house, lecturing all of us about how serious these events were and how sensitive relations between the various factions were.

In Nan Quest, the Big Bad delivers two of these, one just before the climax, and one after. Both are followed by a Shut Up, Hannibal! from the protagonist, one of them qualifying as a "The Reason You Suck" Speech in and of itself. Before:

And who are you now? How many memories have you buried away as your own?

Do you still seek your children, Nancy? Do you remember the day of betrayal?

Or do you still believe you are the special one, chosen to save the world from evil?

Are you simply the one who left, when I needed you most?

Did you learn a trade? How strange it should be the same that stood so starkly in the memories of your friend. But surely of all these memories, that one is yours?

Did you live in a humble home? I have seen this place. A dead man's memory. Have you claimed that for yourself, as well?

What is your last name? Who were your parents?

Your mind is gone. Your life is already forgotten. Your motives are not your own. You can't stop me. I have worked too hard for this. You have no idea what I am. You don't even know who YOU are, Nancy. How you struggle in the darkness.And who are you now? How many memories have you buried away as your own?Do you still seek your children, Nancy? Do you remember the day of betrayal?Or do you still believe you are the special one, chosen to save the world from evil?Are you simply the one who left, when I needed you most?Did you learn a trade? How strange it should be the same that stood so starkly in the memories of your friend. But surely of all these memories, that one is yours?Did you live in a humble home? I have seen this place. A dead man's memory. Have you claimed that for yourself, as well?What is your last name? Who were your parents?Your mind is gone. Your life is already forgotten. Your motives are not your own. Do you have a single thought of your own making?

[...]

You are already forgotten.

Die here. No one will mourn you. No one will even remember you.



Nan says she will not leave.

Not until this is finished.

Nan shouts, defiant.

It doesn't matter who she was or wasn't.

It doesn't matter where she came from.

She's here, now.

She is Nan.

And she is going to end this. [...]Nan says she will not leave.Not until this is finished.Nan shouts, defiant.

During: You speak of sin?

You carry your head so high for one so wicked, sister. You speak nobly, but sin festers in your soul.

How could you abandon the church? Why should they suffer while you run free?

How many died by your carelessness? How many souls did YOU burn that night, while the music boomed, in the fire your thoughtless hands let roar?

What of your violence? You crippled a man in rage, and dared call yourself protector of his children.

You MURDERED Henry , a lost soul who only sought his family.

You left Anna to suffer. Where were you when she was screaming for help? Off playing in dreamland!

You sent a young man to die at his father's hands, then left the father to bleed.

And Kim — you were supposed to protect her, and now look at her! How much longer does she have now? Hours? Minutes?! "



[...]

How dare you make those accusations?

You steal memories but leave blame. You cast guilt for surviving.

Lives have been saved. Peace has been offered. And all this protection has been from you.

YOU are the threat. You started this. You burned those people!



" They burned for a reason. Evil lives within me now, but I was meant to stop this. But for one hesitation, their deaths would have had a purpose. One moment of doubt ruined everything.

HE HESITATED BECAUSE OF YOU

YOU PLANTED THE SEED OF DOUBT

YOU LED HIM ASTRAY FROM THE PATH

Deny the rest as you wish,

but all this

now

IS BECAUSE OF YOU.

YOU'RE GUILTY AS SIN. " Nan shouts back, in fury [...]Howyou make those accusations?You steal memories but leave blame. You cast guilt for surviving.Lives have been saved. Peace has been offered. And all this protection has beenare the threat. You started this.

SuperMarioLogan: In "Chef Pee Pee's Birthday", Chef Pee Pee gives this speech to Bowser and Junior after they throw him a crappy birthday party: Chef Pee Pee: "Really, is this what my birthday consists of? Come on, Bowser, you can do better than this! Come on, really?"

Bowser: "Stop being ungrateful, Chef Pee Pee! We all tried really hard, okay?"

Chef Pee Pee: "Well, you didn't try hard enough! I swear, you guys suck! This is the worst birthday ever!"

Junior: "Wait! Dad, he didn't like the gifts we gave him?"

Chef Pee Pee: "No, I didn't like the gifts, they were horrible!" [To Junior] "You took yours back," [To Bowser] "And you gave me a spatula!

Bowser: "Obviously to cook, duh!"

Chef Pee Pee: "Of course!"

Junior: "What else would you do with a spatula, Chef Pee Pee? You cook with it!"

Chef Pee Pee: "You guys are selfish!" [To Bowser] "You buy me something to help you," [To Junior] "And you take yours back and you spend my birthday money on a video game!"

Junior: "But the video game's fun!"

Chef Pee Pee: "You know what? "Really, is this what my birthday consists of? Come on, Bowser, you can do better than this! Come on, really?""Stop being ungrateful, Chef Pee Pee! We all tried really hard, okay?""Well, you didn't try hard enough! I swear, you guys suck! This is the worst birthday ever!""Wait! Dad, he didn't like the gifts we gave him?""No, I didn't like the gifts, they were horrible!" [To Junior] "You took yours back," [To Bowser] "And you gave me a spatula! Oh, I wonder what you gave me a spatula for... "Obviously to cook, duh!""Of course!""What else would you do with a spatula, Chef Pee Pee? You cook with it!""You guys are selfish!" [To Bowser] "You buy me something to help you," [To Junior] "And you take yours back and you spend my birthday money on a video game!""But the video game's fun!""You know what? F*BLEEP* you guys! Don't talk to me for the rest of the day, okay? Know what? The rest of the month! Even better, the rest of the year! I'm so sick of you guys! You guys think of yourself and only you!" Chef Pee Pee delivers an overly long one to Bowser Junior in the episode, "The Purge!". As a result, he misses his chance to legally kill Junior. Chef Pee Pee: "I hate you, I hate you because you're an annoying little brat! All you do is come in the kitchen, bother me, while I'm cooking, and then you bring the toys in there like I wanna play with you, but I'm not a child! I don't have time for that! I have to wash dishes! And all you do is make messes in the kitchen!" [6 hours later] "And the reason I hate you the most Junior? Is because you exist! Would notwhy would God even create a little bastard like you?! Please tell mein this beautiful universe he could create anything else! But it's OK, I'mma take you out of this universe. Any last words Junior?" Mario himself unleashes a well-deserved one to Mr. Goodman for all the crap he put Mario through when he's under Mario's care as a quadriplegic: Mario: You know what, Goodman, you are the meanest person ever. And you know what? You deserve to be paralyzed from the neck down, because you're mean, you're greedy and this is karma for everything you've ever done to everybody else in the world! Goodman: You take that back right now, Mario! Mario: No, no, no, no! You deserve all this to happen to you, Goodman! You really do deserve it! And you know what?! I'm not making the house payment this month! I'm not making a house payment ever again, because you're paralyzed so you can't make me! Goodman: YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT, MARIO !!! Mario: No, I don't! And you know what?! I'm gonna drive your Lamborghini, because you're paralyzed from the neck down, so you can't stop me!

Whateley Universe: Phase (to (to The Yellow Queen ): Have you ever considered that youre playing a losing hand? Your so-called Alpha playmates are a gang of thugs and losers who wont be important once theyre out of high school. And you know what? Theyre not even important now. Hekates gone, and is probably going to be locked up for the rest of her life. Excellent role model there. The Dons still laid up in hospital. Kodiaks fired most of the hit squad goons. Solange has bitten off more than she can chew, and shes still paying for it. So think about it. By the time you get any further up the Alpha ladder, youll graduate. And then youll be nothing. The Golden Kids will have all the money. The Capes will have the cool superhero gigs. The devisers and gadgeteers youre ignoring now will be the rich nerds with the big houses. Start thinking about your future, Patty. Where are you going to be in three years? Do you want to grow old, sitting around and thinking junior year of high school was the best year of my life, that was when Solange didnt spit on me? Because your life is truly going to suck if the best thing you can think of is being an Alpha cast-off in high school. Doctor Venus (to Dr. Macabre): "Cobb, like I said, (to Dr. Macabre): "Cobb, like I said, Nobody Likes You . And it's not just that snotty attitude of yours, though God knows that doesn't help. Cobb, The Syndicate is a bunch of professional crooks, thieves, spies, assassins and mad scientists- AND YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT! The rest of us do horrible, illegal things... but YOU? You experiment on KIDS! I get a lot of grief for what I do to my stud-muffins, but at least I give them a fucking choice! They volunteer for what I do to them. You? You grab kids off the street and shove them literally kicking and screaming into that Monster Chamber of yours! You turn them into fucking monsters! That's sick, Cobb, SICK!" Eldritch (to (to Imperious ) Lesson one, know your opponents weaknesses. Caitlin stepped the last yard and slammed her fist at Imperious chest. He managed to deflect the impact to his shoulder and rocked back. It hurt worse than a shot from Kodiak. Caitlins attack wasnt stronger, but her attack had overtones of actual, serious hand to hand training and intent to cause massive bodily harm. Lesson two, dont skimp out on Itos martial arts classes because you think youre such a badass that you dont need it. Most real opponents arent impressed. Training trumps power, you overconfident jackass. Shut up. Imperious launched a haymaker at Eldritchs face as her skin crackled with energy. In his mind, even Kodiak or Hippolyta would have had a hard time stopping the speed and power of such a strike. The woman in front of him slapped his hand aside and snapped an elbow forward, cracking his jaw with the force of a bus impact. Her style wasnt flashy, it wasnt particularly inspired, but it was brutally simple in its intent to cause harm. Lesson three, blocking. Your form sucks, you have no experience, and you fight like an amateur school bully. You have no capacity to fight without your cronies. She grabbed his incoming leg and twisted hard, forcing him to spin, lest his leg break in two as she slapped her palm to his back, driving him face-first into the snow. Imperious was getting angry. He was up and darting at her only to eat a blast of chaotic energy that ripped across his body, causing short-lived but painful alterations of his form seemingly at random. Animal shapes of limbs intermixed with human deformity for a brief six seconds before his natural shape imposed itself and the pain stopped. Caitlin looked at him contemptuously. Big bad New Olympian, stopped by a mere Exemplar four. Heres a newsflash as to why. Caitlin darted forward and kicked the Exemplar 5 Imperious legs out from under him, driving him to his knees as she grabbed his long white hair and ripped his head back. Your body as powerful as it is, is still recovering from puberty. Youre off-balance, your reflexes are off, and you dont know just how strong you actually are. She lifted her hand and drove it down once with each following word. I. DO. NOT. SUFFER. FROM. THIS. PROBLEM! She threw him to the ground, and backed up. Do we have any further lessons we wish to learn today?

The Saga of Tuck: Kelly: "What, you just figured out I'm a lesbian? You've been calling me that all year, I don't know why it's such a surprise now. But you keep saying that like it's a bad thing, like someone should be ASHAMED of it or something. When it's pretty damned obvious that YOU'RE the one that's shameful and disgusting, Natalie. So, I AM a lesbian! But I'm not ashamed of ME, I'm ashamed of YOU. You're an embarrassment. And you know what else? You're the kind of girl that makes me want to date guys. You give women a bad name. So go sit in your little homophobic closet and finger each other while lying about what you're doing, and stay the FUCK AWAY FROM ME."

Scanlan of Critical Role delivers a scathing one to Vox Machina after waking from his coma, due to them letting his daughter see his corpse and not taking him seriously. This is despite the fact that he refused to open up about his problems to his team in the first place, and outright refused to believe the truth about how they really felt about him. Percy soon afterward gives one to Scanlan when he admits to feeling inferior for being dishonest with himself, and not seeing his own postive aspects.

In Thread 4 of 3ème Droite, Cisco delivers one to the narrator: Cisco: You find a perfect apartment, and you reproach your landlord for basically being a bored old man. You meet a neighbor who's too pretty for you, and you scare her just to have something to talk about. Not to mention that if she isn't a camgirl, she goes down in your estimation. You're unemployed because no job is good enough for you, even though you frankly have very few actual skills. You're trying to make your life more complicated to make it more interesting, but in the end, you're just a pain in the ass of everyone around you.

My Little Pony: Totally Legit Recap: Maud gives one to the sleazy guy who conned her sister out her cannon: Maud: That belongs to my sister, give it back. Guy: Oh yeah, what you going to do about it? Maud: Nothing, you're a sleazy street grifter with obvious hormonal deficiencies, who cons people out of things that bring them joy amidst this nightmarish imprisonment of flesh we call existence. There is nothing I can do that would make your life worse, you absolute abortion of a person. DWK (the creator and narrator) gives a couple to Sweetie Belle in "On Your Marks" for... being optimistic and confident about her life, instead of a miserable pessimist: DWK: You know she's thinking "I'm not good at this, but I'm going to keep trying till I get better and it's going to be so much fun." you fucking tiny horses with your relentless positivity and your self-esteem, just try it once fail, quit forever, and feel ashamed like a normal person. [later] Sweetie Belle: You don't have to be good at something to have fun. DWK: And I'm like, no goddammit Sweetie Belle, you don't have to be good at something to have fun, you have some kind of weird inherent sense of self-worth and confidence, normal people don't have that, if I'm not good at something, I fucking hate myself. The CMC give one to the adults for running the Elementary school cart race: CMC: You know what, You know what, fuck you guys ! We just asked for your help, so we could have some fun and you made it about you. It's always about you guy, you're a bunch of self-important control freaks and you fucked up everyone's day, because you couldn't contain your massive egos. Applebloom calmly and politely points out how incompetent as parents, a couple her and the rest of the CMC were hired help are in Season six episode nineteen (Not even counting that they go to twelve year olds for parenting advice): Applebloom: Have you ever like, met your daughter? father: What do you mean? Applebloom: Oh I don't know, I mean I'm an orphan myself, so what do I know. Right? But generally I get this impression that when people have kids, they sometimes you know, talk to them. Like hay child I gave birth to, what's going on with you? Got any hobbies? Crazy as it sounds, some of these people-their called parents by the way-um, actually do this on a regular bases, so when the child say, I don't know goes through some kind of personal right of passage, that essentially determines what she's going to be doing for the rest of her life, they can be like; "Oh hay, props on being good at that thing that you like, we totally know about." Now I'm not knocking you guys or anything, I'm sure you've got lots of dinner parties, wine tastings, and school reunions to go to and I mean priorities, right? But do you recall ever having a passing conversation with your daughter, that didn't revolve around who's taking care of her for the evening? Sweetie Bell: To put that more succinctly, you're shitty people. Applebloom: That's what I was going for. DWK also gives one to Trixie, after she immediately start acting like a coward and begging for Twilight's help, when told they are in danger, after muttering how much she hates Twi, during "To Where and Back Again", after finding out about the changelings. DWK: Oh Trixie, you talk such a big game and act like such a badass, but when shit gets real you scream like a little girl and toss away your last shred of dignity like a used profalatic. No wonder Oh Trixie, you talk such a big game and act like such a badass, but when shit gets real you scream like a little girl and toss away your last shred of dignity like a used profalatic. No wonder you wanted to kill yourself, after having one fight with Starlight . You literally have nothing else. Twilight gives one to Sunset Shimmer at the end of Equestria Girls, while also trying to talk her down: Twilight: Dude, you need to grow up man, this is retarded and you know it. Sunset: But I am grown up Twilight, that's why it's so easy for me to manipulate these vapid clueless teenagers and now that I have my own personal army of impressionable young people, I'll have emotional validation for the rest of my life. Twilight: Bro, these kids right here are more mature than you are. Listen up you dumb whore, becoming an adult is not about a number. It doesn't magically happen when you reach a certain age. It happens when stop being a selfish tool and realize there are more important things in this world than your stupid little feelings. I'm fucking terrified about being a princess, but I'm just going to fucking do it, because the world doesn't revolve around my emotions. After Big Mac and Feather Bangs' failed attempts at wooing her end in disaster, Sugar Belle really tares into them. Sugar Belle: Hey! Country Freestyle is not a fucking genre, you yokel piece of shit! And you! You Justin Beever-ass motherfucker, you must be a fucking pedophile, because no girl over fourteen would want to fuck you, after hearing that shit! Now both of you, fuck off!

Limestone gives one to Pinkie in the recap of "The Maud Couple" over how Pinkie's been acting after finding out Maud had a boyfriend. Limestone: [This rock] might look like a regular rock, but all you've got to do to find the hidden gem inside is crack it open and go fuck yourself. Do not fuck this up for Maud. Do you hear me? You know how miserable she's been, and if this guy makes her happy, you fucking put up with it because she's your family! Act like a fucking adult and think about someone else's feelings for once! [...] All you do is think about the idea of caring about other people's feelings, and then use the self-esteem that gives you as a coping mechanism for your own depression. As soon as the situation demands some actual sacrifice, look at what you do; you throw a fit and run away. [...] Sometimes, you just gotta shut the fuck up, put on a smile, and put up with some shit forever. That's what sacrifice is.

In the first Abridged Movie of Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Seto Kaiba goes on a tangent against Yami which goes on to the point where onscreen text actually has to tell you that he's actually deviated from the actual in-universe script of the movie. Kaiba: I summon the Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon, compliments of Pegasus!

Yami: Gee, another dragon. Why am I not surprised?

Kaiba: Can it, you loser! Do you have any idea how sick I am of your posing? You're pathetic! Nobody cares about you! I'm the only reason people watch Yu-Gi-Oh! Me, Seto Kaiba! I have all the cool gadgets, I have all the best outfits and I have the most powerful monsters! Nobody would be watching this movie right now if it weren't for me, so just this once, I deserve to win! Oh, and by the way,

Grandpa: He's got a point there. : I summon the Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon, compliments of Pegasus!: Can it, you loser! Do you have any idea how sick I am of your posing? You're pathetic! Nobody cares about you! I'm the only reason people watch Yu-Gi-Oh! Me, Seto Kaiba! I have all the cool gadgets, I have all the best outfits and I have the most powerful monsters! Nobody would be watching this movie right now if it weren't for me, so just this once, I deserve to win! Oh, and by the way, I may be adopted , but at least I don't live with my grandpa

In Miles Jai's Nicki Vs. Mariah Showdown video, Mariah, after Nicki claims a hilariously bad singer sounded just like her, gives a long, pointed one to Nicki, who retaliates with one of her own at Mariah. Mariah also gave one to the aforementioned singer.

The Cry of Mann: Courtney calls out Berry and the rest of the Mann children, calling them spoiled and judgmental, after Berry claims she tried to love Courtney as a mother. It's pointed out that, since Courtney wasn't born rich, they looked at her less like family and more like an obstacle to overcome.

Some callers attempted to tell Becca and Rebecca how much they and their show sucks, but it never goes well, with attempts being cut away from, ignored, or outright mocked.

After being chased away by everyone's arguing, and then having his talk with the girls interrupted by a wasted and obnoxious Prince and Glintz-Terry, Durkin finally loses his cool when Prince starts barking orders at him in a drunken rage, calling him out for being a Jerkass.

No dude, you said "sodium chloride" , an upload of the mementic "It's sodium cloride" redubbed to have Skeet giving one to Jimmy Neutron over his insufferable attitude. Jimmy: Just a little sodium chloride. Skeet: Actually dude, it's salt. Jimmy: That's what I said- Skeet: No dude, you said sodium chloride. Yes, it's the same as salt but you could've just said salt instead. Everyone in town knows you're a boy genius dude, you don't need to say No dude, you said sodium chloride. Yes, it's the same as salt but you could've just said salt instead. Everyone in town knows you're a boy genius dude, you don't need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is, that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific name ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pompous. I know you're smart enough to be better than this. In a later video by the same YouTuber, Skeet points out that Jimmy's use of scientific terminology was inaccurate since edible salt is not pure sodium chloride. Skeet: No dude, this is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodide, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little No dude, this is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodide, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shi-

Youtube Wrestling Podcaster JDfromNY206 gave a scathing speech towards Braun Strowman in regards to his comments towards Evil Uno's suggestion to aid Indy Wrestlers who are out of work due to the COVID-19 pandemic. Stating that he's saying that because he's in WWE earning a guaranteed paycheck that he arguably doesn't deserve and that the only reason why he is in that position in the first place was due to his feud with Roman Reigns.

In part 1 of his triggering college football fans series , Five Points Vids, in a rare serious moment, gave a scathing one to Notre Dame head coach Brian Kelly ...And lastly your scumbag coach, and I mean pure scumbag. Brian Kelly killing a student. In 2010, Brian Kelly was having practice outside amid 50 to 60 mile an hour winds gusts. Kelly, despite having access to an indoor practice facility insisted that practice be outside because he despised indoor practice. Declan Sullivan, a twenty year old student at Notre Dame, despite numerous warnings and multiple tweets from Declan himself about the wind conditions, was sent up 50-foot scissor lift to film practice by Kelly. In this painfully ominous tweet Declan again remarks about the conditions. Less than an hour later, the lift blew over, killing the young man. Practice continued for twenty five minutes after this incident. I don't get how this is repeatedly glossed over like it didn't happen. Brian Kelly is a piece of shit. Scissor lifts aren't even supposed to be lifted in twenty five miles an hour winds. There were numerous warnings and Brian Kelly ignored them all. He might as well have put a gun to that kid's head and shot him. I hope you're triggered by that. Think if that was your son, your brother, your friend. If Declan was mine, Brian Kelly and his fat face would be breathing today. What do you expect from a piece of shit scumbag who ran out of Cincinnati like a carpetbagger headed west?

Ross of Game Grumps gives a relatively lighthearted one to Arin while he's playing a Ross-designed level in Super Mario Maker 2. Just don't go down! You had it! Why do you—fucking? You clutch and then you just fail! Why can't you just commit to being good at video games?!

Markiplier gives himself one in the eighth episode of his Minecraft series, after he struggles to find new additions to the Nether Realm after a game update. Particularly amusing since all he had to do to find these additions was explore more of the Nether, but he didn't want to do this. Markiplier: So, what? I just- oh me? I'm sorry, I don't get the new Nether! I don't get it! I don't get the new Nether, because I'm not good enough for it! My lava falls is underwhelming, my farm isn't producing, my well isn't actually useful, my house doesn't have a roof, and Nether Portals lead to the same gosh-darn place! Is that what I'm supposed to be understanding about what I've been doing here?!

Adam delivers one to Rowan, who is a Mean Boss after Rowan asks Adam if he wants a coffee, only to go out and buy himself one without buying Adam one as he originally thought in this episode of the Viva La Dirt League web series, Bored. It's a well overdue speech. Too bad it's all in Adam's head. Adam: Bit of a dick move, that's all.

Rowan: What did you... say to me?

Adam: I said that was a super dick move.

Rowan: Okay, I'm gonna ask you one more time. What did you (bleep)ing say to me?

Adam: I said that was a super dick move, Rowan! You asked me if I wanted a coffee, which has the universal implication that you were going to get me a coffee!

Rowan: But I was just reminding you to get a coffee.

Adam: No Rowan, this is just like you! You're so utterly self-absorbed, that you'd misinterpret a common phrase just to be selfish!

Rowan: N-n- no! Because, you misinterpreted what I mean-

Adam: No no no Rowan, that is not how it works, mate. You should have gone out and gotten me a coffee because that is what a good person does, Rowan!

Rowan Y-you misinterpreted me-

Adam: No, that is not it, Rowan! No! No! You are a bad person!