A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtubeOwn a fedora*Have a favorite MLP characterHave been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.

"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite , but my body grows tired and weak.I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence. In this moment , I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."