The Worst Spider-Man Moments

We Managed To Figure Out Why The Spider-Man Movies Are So Darn Annoying Sometimes.

What makes Spider-Man awesome can also make him the most annoying guy in the super-universe. He's a wisecracking kid who just loaded with a whole bunch of powers, so he's definitely gonna have some smack-talking happening. The problem is that Peter Parker is a dork. He isn't instantly cool just because he has powers. He has strength, speed, wall-climbing skills and some other stuff... but he didn't get blessed with a Jimmy Fallon-esque razor-sharp wit overnight. The movies are chock full of moments where his lines pay off. Sadly, they are also chock full of moments where his lines fall as flat as Gwen Stacey did in issues 121 and 122 of the comics. And to make matters worse, the foot-in-mouth disease may have spread to several different characters in the Spider-Man flicks — it seems like everyone has their moment in the sun to speak awful lines. Together, it almost sounds musical.