Comedian Bo Burnham‘s special “Words, Words, Words” airs tonight on Comedy Central — his new CD will be released on Tuesday — and here’s a sneak preview that Catholics may not like…

Lots of excellent wordplay in here.

Here are the lyrics in case you’d like to follow along:

All the seats at the Sunday masses,

Filled with the mass’s massive asses,

Classes pass as fast as molasses.

Ceremonial reading glasses.

Read a little bit of Leviticus.

All the kids are a little too little for this.

All the parents nod in agreement —

“I think I can vaguely see what he meant.”

It’s too early in the morning glory

To read another allegory story,

The father reads a little bit farther,

Assuring the assured that they need not bother

“when god, in verse 45, said the slaves are okay to buy,

He meant that people, all from the start

Each have slaves within their hearts.

Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton

God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery…

And then as god goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves…”

In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin from my iPod

My god, they’re starting to pray

And over the music I can hear them say,

“Dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword.

Dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway Yahweh.

The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater,

I’d like to thank your Holy Might for making me both rich and white

And though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request

There’s so much pain beyond this steeple,

Wars and drugs and homeless people.

Sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and Soulja Boy.

A world in darkness needs your light, so I’m sure your schedule’s pretty tight

But my dog just had leg surgery if you could fix that first…

Debra Messing’s fingers in a holy place, “Hail Mary full of grace.”

Obama, could you pass some hope to the pope

I know a couple dudes who wanna elope

See the pope said, “nope” so the bros can’t cope.

(The bros can grope but the bros can’t cope.)

They’ve been in love, they’ve been addicted

Who said they shouldn’t? Benedict did.

Cause in the holy land of the lord he’s the holy landlord and dicks are evicted.

Cause you can be a benedict if you’ve been a dick under Benedict but

You can’t have benedicts because there’s only one pope and only one dick

What? a dick on a pope is

Just like a soap on a rope cause it’s

Pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, Christ has risen.

Hallelujah, now it’s raining men,

Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10.

Winos at the eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation

Jesus wasn’t the messiah, get back I’m a heretic and I’m on fire

It was Oedipus, and those holy nights

The holy motherfucking Christ.

I’m a blasphemah post-Katrina cruising the marina. on a crusade to cruise AIDS

And blast FEMA

You’re too late, we’re fucked we don’t need ya.

In the name of the father, son and holy ghost

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

Turn up your nose, strike that pose.

HEY MACARENA!