If Señor Trump truly thinks the best Mexican food is sold at the Trump Tower Grill, then he clearly could use a trip to through the delicious destinations of Oaxaca and Mexico City. In what might amount into a vacation-slash-cultural-learning-experience, Trump might even learn that not all Mexicans are drug-pushers and "rapists," as he suggested at his June 2015 campaign announcement. Besides, is there any better place for him to maintain his fabulously orange hue than the sun-drenched beaches of Cancun and Puerta Vallarta?