So you’re American, you have 3-10 chins, and are looking for a way to look younger, healthier, and slimmer without dieting, or exercise? Well the Neck Genie Neck Line Slimmer is for you, all you do is toss some batteries in this bitch, and it’ll transport your neckline through time and space itself.

You will have heart attack after the first time you use this. Not from the physical activity, but from the sight of yourself in the mirror and your new slim neck line after you use the neck genie.

If you aren’t looking for a way to slim your neckline, you can always just order these wholesale and drop some crates off at senior centers. That would be doing the world a favor.

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