Vicki Gunvalson may be the queen of the OC, but when it comes to spewing one-liners on camera, there’s a personality who has her beat. And no, they’re not the newest addition to the “Real Housewives of Orange County.”

As surprising as it sounds, Donald Trump could actually give Tamra Judge’s sass (and spray tan) a run for its money. And while most of the ladies are stirring up both drama and their martinis in the Golden State, the commander-in-chief has everyone listening — one shocking comment at a time.

Can you tell whether the below phrases are Trump quotes or “Real Housewives” quips? Take the quiz, and may the odds be ever in your favor.