There's not much to say here other than Fashion Nova is selling these lace-up jeans. They cost $49.99 and I both hate them and love them and if I see you wearing them on the streets, I'll laugh and also bow down. DO IT!

Let's get a good look at the good:

Fashion Nova

Fashion Nova

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Fashion! Get into it!

Now buy these and then call me so we can walk down the street together and turn some heads. I'll bring the popcorn!

Laura Beck Laura Beck is a Los Angeles-based TV writer and frequent contributor to Cosmopolitan.com — her work has appeared in the New York Times, New Yorker, Jezebel, and the Village Voice.

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