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Ruled by a despot who doesn't allow the common people a window on the west, have you ever wondered what a typical North Korean's view of the world really is?

Journalist and writer Eric Lafforgue did and on one his visits to the country managed to get an insight into the everyday life of a North Korean.

Miss Kim is 20. She lives in Pyongyang, North Korea's capital and therefore the most urbane part of the country. She is studying English.

First of her class, she assisted Eric during his sixth trip to North Korea as an assistant guide although she have never previously left the capital city of Pyongyang.

It was a unique opportunity for both Eric to speak to a normal young lady in the country ruled by an iron fist. But it also gave Miss Kim a chance to speak to a foreigner.

Eric said she was shy at first, but became quite talkative as the days went on and described to the everyday lives of young North Koreans.

Do you know Michael Jackson?

I have heard of him, yes.

And Lady Gaga?

I don’t know who he is, no.

Why doesn’t English or American pop music reach your country?

Mr Eric, because it is not what we like to listen to. But we know Mozart, Bach and Beethoven.

Why do boys and girls not dance together?

They are shy, do you dance with girls that you don’t know, Mr Eric?

What is the criteria for beauty in North Korea?

Mr Eric, a woman should have big eyes, a high nose, a small mouth and a white skin and she should not be skinny. Women in North Korea are truly beautiful flowers.

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Do women find Kim Jong Un handsome?

Mr Eric, that’s an outrageous question.

Nobody dyes their hair in North Korea?

No. We need to respect the haircut regulation, we have a lot of choice.

But don’t you want to have the haircut you want?

No, that’s the last thing we’re concerned about.

Do you have any idea of the lastest European fashions?

No, Mr Eric.

Young people buy jeans in which there are holes.

Holes?

Yes, they buy worn jeans or which have been ripped.

I don't believe you Mr Eric, you are joking.

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Do you know the name of this character on the T-shirt?

No, Mr Eric. It's just a mouse. It’s Chinese! Is this a computer, Mr Eric?

No. This is an iPad. You can listen to music, watch videos, and check emails.

Really?

It even has an application that allows us to see North Korea from above.

You can even see us from up high?

Yes, we can see all of North Korea.

Ah, we still haven't got this one yet.

Would you like to have a car later?

No, it makes people lazy.

Do you have a computer in your home?

Yes.

You play computer games?

Sure, I play Need for Speed.

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Who is the richest person in North Korea?

We are all equal, Mr Eric.

What happens if a South Korean crosses the border and comes to the North?

We welcome him.

And if a North Korean goes to the South? How do you imagine life in the South?

I have no idea, Mr Eric. I can’t.

Are soldiers heroes for you?

No they are not. They are normal people. They serve the people, that’s all.

What happens if a woman becomes pregnant but is not married? Is the baby kept?

That never happens.

Yes but, you never know, an accident...

It never happens.

How is AIDS treated in North Korea?

We don't have AIDS here, Mr Eric.

Are you a member of the People’s Party?

No.

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Why not?

You don’t choose to be in the party, the party chooses you.

What do you do if you lose your Kim Jong Il and Kim II Sung’s badge?

We don’t lose it.

Let’s imagine you put it in the washing machine with your clothes.

It never happens.

What is your favorite movie?

Sea of Blood.

What is it about?

It’s about the mass killings perpetrated by the Japanese against our people.

Have you ever watched an American movie?

Yes Mr Eric, I have seen Gladiator at my university!

Did you like it?

Yes, but some scenes were embarrassing.

Which ones?

The scenes where you see a couple together.

Why don’t women cycle in Pyongyang?

Because it is dangerous and it doesn’t give you nice legs.

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Then why do women in the countryside all cycle?

They don’t have much of a choice in the countryside.

Do you always lock your bike in Pyongyang?

Yes, Mr Eric.

So theft happens in North Korea?

No, it doesn’t.

If you lock it, there must be a reason why.

Your question is embarrassing. Let’s carry on with the visit please.

How old was Kim II Sung when...

(Interrupts) We don’t say Kim II Sung, that’s disrespectful. We say the Great Leader Kim II Sung.

Who was Kim Il Sung for you?

Mr Eric, I can tell you that he was the pillar of my heart.

Why do they give plastic gloves to the people eating hamburgers in the fast food places?

Mr Eric, it’s because we haven't gotten used to getting dirty when we eat yet.

Is it true that Kim Jong Il created the hamburger?

Yes, it is! In 2009.

Were you there during the times of famine?

We don’t call it famine, we call it the arduous march.

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I want to offer you a gift, what would you like?

Great leader Kim Jong Un would be a great gift.

I have read on an American website that the people in the subway are actors.

They talk nonsense, Mr Eric. I hate Americans.

Do you remember the day Kim Jong Il died?

Yes, Dear leader Kim Jong Il died on a Saturday, but his death was only announced on Monday.

Why so?

Because he said in his last wishes that he didn’t want to ruin Sunday, the people’s day off.

Do we know what Kim Jong Il was doing just before he died?

Our Dear Leader had just signed documents to distribute 1kg of fish per inhabitant of Pyongyang.

And did you receive it?

Of course we did, Mr Eric.

Which place do you dream to visit in Pyongyang?

The dolphinarium. I Iove dolphins.

Would you like to visit a foreign country?

Yes Mr Eric, I would like to visit England.

Why not the USA, as you speak English?

No, I only speak England’s English.