Previously on the Strumpet Legacy… there was an engagement, Lacie graduated, life is good eh Lacie?

Lacie: Goooing to the central park and… whyy are we getting married in the snow?

Look man… I couldn’t take Anoki doing that damned school cheer one more time, I was going to shoot him.

Awww how lovely, peoples asses are going to get stuck to the chairs.

All the vows and rings and stuff



Sealed it with the old smoocheroo and they were out of there, they left their friends to gorge themselves on the buffet while they went home.

(No honeymoon Anoki? shame!)

Anoki: You’re the one who rushed the wedding, it was like 2 days after I got engaged.

Hey that’s fine… just hope Lacie is cool with that…

Anoki: Check this…

Anoki: Yo’ Lacie… I got you some flowers…*cough* please.dont.be.mad.because.we’re.not.going.on.a.honeymoon.*cough*



Lacie: Oh they’re so sweet I can’t believe that…. hang on what?

Anoki decided to kiss her before she talked more.

Mr. Smooth makes his move eh?

So all the friends gave presents and some family gave money…

The cat seemed to be the most generous of the lot however, giving them a gift worth $500 it seems.

Photographic proof that the cat has powers…

Moving right along… I used the money to build a laundry and a bedroom considering

1. There was probably going to be some sexy time… I just didn’t feel right about it being in the kitchen…

Anokie: Me neither…

2. Lacie wouldn’t stop busting my chops about wanting a washing machine…

Lacie: I don’t trust the spinning vortex with my delicates.

Viola, it is done… what a lovely L shaped bedroom you have there.

Lacie: This is so cool, there is so much room for activities.

Anoki… this does NOT mean the school cheer. Capish?

Anoki: I HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO… LACIE WAS AT WORK.

How about, books, TV, fondling yourself… I don’t care…

Lacie: I’m bored.

Go play in the snow then.

So they built a snowman…. he was pretty cute, very standard though but who am I to complain, I live in Australia, I’ve never seen snow.

Lacie: Yaaay… Snowman!!!

Anoki: He needs a house!!!



So they built an igloo, I think it was a very efficiently created one, there were no creative differences during the construction and it all went smoothly.

So smoothly in fact…

Anoki: Boy… sure is cold… we should try to heat up some how…

Bom-chicka-wow-wow… Sexy times ensued…

Lacie: That was fun but I’m still cold… lets go inside, we probably should have done that in the first place…

Anoki: But… but igloo sex.

Sigh… Men…

Building an igloo is serious business so they carbo loaded after a fun day.

I have honestly never in my life seen two sims so in love.

Anoki: Jesus, Mary, no… what happened to my arm?

Lacie stepped outside to yell at this lady for letting her dog do a nugget on the lawn when suddenly…

*BOOM* Pregnant…

Lacie ran inside to tell Anoki the news

Lacie: I think we made a baby inside that igloo Anoki.



Anoki: Does that mean it’s going to be an Eskimo?

No… no, you idiot.

Anoki: Well that’s ok I’m going to love it anyway, even if it’s not going to be as cool as an Eskimo.

Is Anoki right?

Will this baby be an Eskimo? Will it be a boy or a girl?

Find out all this and more on the next installment of The Strumpet Legacy.