Wanna hear a story?

Albert the Persian kitty got hurt. Albert the Persian kitty went to the vet. Albert the Persian kitty got shaved. Albert the Persian kitty got the cone of shame. Conclusion?

Reddit user and Albert the Persian kitty’s owner, Ben_zyi, says, “Albert is not having the best day.”

It’s pretty obvious, actually:

Albert is now, effectively, a floor lamp, as this brilliant redditor put it:

Perfect.

Also perfect.