Current SS Record: 2 for 2 awesome Secret Santas. I'm looking forward to year 3 already.

So two questions about my gift: * Why on god's green earth did Coolio author a cookbook? * Why was this book not in my library already?

Just spent an hour looking through the book. Seriously, this book is comedy gold with chapters like "Appetizers for Dat Ass" and recipes ranging from "Pimp my Shrimp" to "Gonna Slap You with My Whisk Tomato Bisque". I've never read a more hilarious and entertaining cookbook in my life. Also a pleasant surprise: This is a real cookbook despite some of the items on the ingredients list ("dime bag of salt") and odd instructions ("Make sure to stir often and it'll get all coagulated"). I'm very pleasantly surprised.

An little extra stocking stuffer that was in my package was a Captain America dog leash, for my future dog. I'm still aiming for a greyhound.

Also no, worries on not having any wrapping paper, /u/hedoricflair. It was honestly just cook enough to see mother fucking Coolio on a cookbook called the Ghetto Gourmet.