Doris Albany looks on at Trump’s latest unspeakable act at a New Hampshire rally

“All right. That’s, that’s enough. I’m done here,” said Doris Albany of Manchester, NH, politely leaving a Trump rally during a segment where he grabbed a dog and had sex with it until it died.

When questioned outside why she left, Doris took great care to first explain “I hate all of you. I hate every last one of you Jew reporters.” After a brief round of nodding from the gathered members of the press, she continued. “Okay, great. Well anyway, I liked Trump’s off-the-cuff style, I like that he says what he thinks. I think he could make America great again. But something about the way he brought that poor dog onstage and…you know…killed it in that special loving way…I just felt like that wasn’t very presidential.

“Not to say that Obama is presidential,” she immediately clarified. “I’m sure that evil man has definitely had carnal relations with many pets. I just have two dogs at home, and now I don’t know if Mr. Trump really has their best interests at heart.”

Mrs. Albany then showed us several pictures of both dogs — Roark, a Yorkie, and Galt, a Chihuahua, on her iPad. There was a photo of both of them dressed up like Javert and Valjean from Les Miserables. And another one of them sitting in a fishing boat. We made up an excuse to leave and get back into the auditorium, where Trump was still speaking.