Marquis de Sade was an 18th-century French nobleman, politician, philosopher, and inspiration for the term “sadist” due to his obsession with sexual cruelty. Sade is mostly famous for his novels including Justine, The 120 Days of Sodom, and Philosophy in the Bedroom.

Jordan B. Peterson is a psychology professor at the University of Toronto and self-styled “cultural warrior”. He believes men represent order, women represent chaos, and that enforced monogamy is the best “cure” for all the male-perpetrated violence in the world (because, obviously, men are only violent when they are lonely and so it’s naturally a woman’s responsibility to fix that). Peterson is mostly famous because of YouTube or something.

Here are some quotes from both of them. Can you correctly guess who said what?