Jemmye: I am the smartest…

The amazing part of that quote by Jemmye is that it is simply not true. She has shown to be terrible at trivia, puzzles, mental games, and is terrified of ketchup. Good gossip and decent social player.

Tony: My family keeps getting bigger and bigger…

Oh Tony, there’s a thing called vasectomies.

Amanda: Bitch, live, laugh, love.

Glad to see she’s still the same. (Sidenote: she’s looking great).

Kailah: Last season I was in a showmance type deal with Cory.

Shouts to Big Brother!

Kailah: I have 40,000 dollars worth of student loans, so I don’t care about you or your life…

She speaks to my generation.

Cory: The only reason I come is to compete.

*Rolls eyes.

Veronica to Cory: Am I the only one you haven’t hooked up with in the house?

The Queen stays Queen.

Cara Maria: I literally trust no one.

Camila: I know Cara Maria has my back, and I have hers.

Cara Maria is a stealthy good social player in episode 1.

Amanda: I can’t go home the first day, that would be so embarrassing.

Yikes.

Darrell: I see at least 10 dudes who I can beat easily, so I know I’m not going anywhere.

Double yikes.

Tori: I’m pretty sure the girls that have been in the Challenge a long time like Aneesa or Jemmye don’t have the stamina to keep up with young folk no more (point to guns {guns are arms}).

Jemmye’s RW was 9 years after Aneesa’s. 2. Aneesa finished 3rd, and Tori 4th. Sidenote: All 3 girls that hooked up with Cory finished 1, 2, and 3 in the first mission.

Derrick K: I finished in fourth place. Ultimately, I came to show my son that I can compete and to win money for us.

We missed you so much.

Ammo: This cannon is sooo heavy, and it makes me glad that I never had to live in the 1800s and be a little cannon boy.

Weirdly, I thought he was a delight this episode.

Darrell: I look up, and Cory is halfway done. He act like he stole something from his momma.

Classic.

Simone (after being eliminated): What Bitch? Excuse me? We follow each other on Instagram and like each other’s pictures.

Simone is high-key dumb.

Devin: Going home first sucks. I’m beginning to doubt my abilities at this point.

The last time Devin got eliminated first on a Challenge, he made the final of that very season.

[After Cory picks Tony over Darrell, he uses Tony’s kids as a way to explain himself] LaToya to Darrell: Don’t you had kids though?

This scene killed me.

Darrell: Why y’all still filming?

At that point, we know something is going on.

This was a great episode in my opinion. Next week we will be getting the arrival of CT, and Ashley’s replacement, Briana LaCuesta.