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Local men’s rights activist, Keenan Fogle (21) says that the feminists blaming men for the things men do to women in this country are not taking into account the things he hasn’t done to women.

The involuntarily celibate call-centre employer says he’s an expert on many different topics. Number one, fountain pens. Two, hair gel. Three, snooker and other pub games that suave gents play.

Number four, the feminist agenda and a culture of victimhood

Keenan isn’t like most blue-pill eunuchs out there, mindlessly feeding off the dribble written by Clementine Ford. Keenan is actually aware of what his happening in his society

While most men his age are being normal cunts and socialising with friends on Friday night, Keenan is researching statistics on unreported female on male assaults, and working tirelessly to disprove the myth that there might be a slightly slant towards gendered violence in this country.

In the days since a tragic incident in Melbourne sparked a national debate over the safety of women in our country, Keenan has taken it upon himself to tell anyone that will listen that men can be victims too, and that perhaps now is the time to talk about that.

“The idea that men are the main perpetrators of rape, murder and assault in this country is complete bullshit. It is just a result of the feminist machine working to play the victim”

Keenan insists that as a man, he has never once harassed or assaulted a women, and as someone who has never witnessed it happened, he’s quite skeptical of the agenda of the tens of thousands of people that attended vigils around the country earlier this week.

“I would never assault a woman if I ever met one. It is ridiculous for men to be blamed for what men are doing to women in this country”

“What about all the assaults that aren’t committed. Personally, I would never assault a woman if I ever met one”

At time of press, Keenan was seen perusing the newest line of felt fedoras at a nearby retailer of Politix-branded streetwear inside the Direct Factory Outlet centre near the airport.