Joke #1: If the bikes were all carbon fiber, the tower would float.

Joke #2: If the bikes were all Huffys, the total value of the tower would be five dollars.

Joke #3: If the bikes were all Huffys, the forks would all be put on backwards.

Joke #4: The best use for any bike bought at Wal-Mart.

Joke #5: I'd still rather ride this thing than a Klein Mantra.

Joke #6: Cyclisk is also available as a recumbent. It's twice as long, three times as heavy, costs twice as much, and half as fast. Also, it's admired by old guys.

Joke #7: Behold, the world's lightest suspension seatpost!

Joke #8: Cyclisk was stolen from in front of a Starbuck's. It was Maglocked to a parking meter.

Joke #9: The builders accepted any second hand bike for the project, except ones with BioPace chainrings. They didn't want their sculpture to look stupid.