Peppy, Zippo, and Click. They may sound like rejected Pep Boys, but they’re really Santa’s elves. Didn’t know the elves had names? Well then you probably didn’t know that elves look like winos who got their noses stuck in a pencil sharpener right before getting hit with a supervillain's shrinking ray!

Yes, poor Peppy, Zippo, and Click, who look like an Anne Geddes calendar that got Dorian Grayed, are here to help Santa deliver toys all around the world in one night. Perhaps they should have hired a logistics planner as well, because this short strongly implies that Santa returns to the North Pole to restock his sled with presents after every single house. Maybe he just wanted another look at Zippo, who is clearly a 1930s boxing palooka wearing an elf hat.

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for an enlightening holiday look inside Santa Claus’ Workshop!