WARNING: IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SUPER FUNNY NINJA TAKES ON A MINOTAUR, DOWNLOAD THIS APP RIGHT NOW! Ninja Guy has finally come to Metro with updated HD graphics and special effects, more than twice the amount of enemies on screen and totally revamped gameplay to allow for super fun action using touch or the keyboard! From a peaceful training village to a hell-like demon world, you become Ninja Guy, in his hilarious and epic quest to prove himself to the Holy Cow Sensei and bring down an evil gargantuan Minotaur! First, you will need to break through his horde of jungle creatures, a hog kingdom and a demon realm filled with a legion of skeletons and mini-taurs! You are Cow Sensei's last hope, and final student .. Will you finally attain your Ninjaness? Ninja Guy will have you laughing along to his almost never-ending supply of dim-witted Ninja catchphrases, such as the classic "2 + 2 = NINZAAA!" and "Ninza Sense, Tingring!!" Oh, one more piece of advice before you download this app .. Guns Don’t kill people. Ninja Do!