I don't know what possessed me to do this, but here you go: Commander Ryckert, in game form.

The captain's away!

Time to show the galaxy how a REAL problem-solver gets stuff done!

Every situation can only be solved by making a decisive choice:

Do you ATTACK... or give CHICKEN?

Make it so, Commander Ryckert!

Play/Download Link (WATCH OUT THERE'S MUSIC)

http://havochq.itch.io/commanderryckert

(Headphones recommended. If you want a different resolution, download one of the handy-dandy ZIP files and stretch the executable inside as big or as small as you want!)

Instructions

Choose whether to ATTACK or give CHICKEN to the ship/alien/crew/??? on the main screen, then click the appropriate button! Your score is based on how quickly you make the correct choice; wait for as much text as you need to make an informed decision, or throw caution to the wind!

Headphones

Seriously, be aware of what you are unleashing into the airwaves around you if you play this with speakers and not headphones. I made nearly all the audio, and I am by no means a sound designer or artist. Your ears have been warned. There is an intro song because of course there's an intro song.

Why

I honestly can't say! As seems to be a running theme when it comes to Giant Bomb fan games, I was overcome with inspiration and created this monstrosity. Good luck, have fun, and I am so terribly sorry.