1. Crap, I'm out of food. And two-buck Chuck. Time to go to Trader Joe's!

2. All right, I'm going to be good and get only what I need.

3. WHY IS THERE NEVER PARKING HERE?! It's like a frickin' war zone!

4. Oh look, I found a spot!

5. Shoot, there is a shopping cart in the way. I hate when people do that!

6. Wait, I found the last free spot! Haha, suckers!

7. Thank goodness I remembered to bring my reusable Trader Joe's grocery bags! I'm so environmentally friendly.

8. Time to get a shopping cart.

9. Dammit, this one is stuck in the one ahead of it. Why does this always happen?!

10. :::grunts, tries to separate two shopping carts::: AHHHH got it!

11. It is so beautiful in here; I love how it's decorated. It's like a tropical tiki food paradise. Why would you EVER shop at another grocery store?

12. Oh look, blue tortilla chips are on display. How did they stack the bags so high without them falling down?

13. And the chalkboard illustration saying they are $2.99 a bag? It looks like Michelangelo drew it. That is ART.

14. Seriously, I feel like I should buy a bag just for the effort put into the display.

15. But I don't even really like tortilla chips that much.

16. Screw it, I'm getting a bag. You win, Trader Joe's chip stacker.