What say we try something new? We've had our Pennsylvania carpetbagger, who defeated a Utahn 42 years ago. And we've had our Arizona/Virginia carpetbagger for eight years.

I know it's a long shot, but maybe we could elect somebody to the U.S. Senate this time who is from Utah and cares about Utah. Otherwise we'll be stuck with a Michigan carpetbagger for 12 years or more.