This has been quite possibly the strangest Tottenham Hotspur season in recent memory. While many people might have guessed that Spurs would be competing for top four this season, I don’t think anyone could’ve predicted the number of weird twists of fate and adversarial incidents that have plagued Tottenham over the last few months.

Imagine having this conversation with yourself: The You from February 13, 2019 has hopped in a time machine to tell August 2018 You about how Tottenham’s season is going. This is how I imagine that conversation might go.