What they say: “don’t complain about my act, it’s my freedom of expression”

What they mean: “I don’t like you exercising your freedom to express a dissenting opinion”

What they say: “I’m not discriminating, I make fun of EVERYBODY!”

What they mean: “I will make fun of a hatemonger or an innocent victim all the same for an easy joke”

What they say: “Who CAN you make fun of anymore!? Where will it end?!”

What they mean: “I’m a garbage fucking hack who can’t think of any material that doesn’t shit on people who did nothing wrong”