Here at IGN, we pride ourselves in taking video game and entertainment media journalism extremely seriously. And not even just "journalism" in quotes or journalism in italics, but even just the word journalism all on its lonesome!

But when we don't, (which is and should be often because video games and movies are supposed to be fun) we have completely stupid IGN water cooler conversations about terrible marketing opportunities and popular franchise cash-ins we wish existed. Like Star Wars Pop-Tarts: Frosted Han Solo in Carbonites.So then I made them. But would you eat them?May The Frost Be With You.

Brian Altano is IGN's Executive Editor of News & Features. He would totally eat them. Be sure to follow him on Twitter at @agentbizzle.