Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is Nathan Fillion, Firefly captain, genius author on Castle and all around actor. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@NathanFillion

May 17th: “One last treasure hunt, Seattle. Had to visit Wayward. http://say.ly/cGi5QqL”

The vegan cafe? What treasures are there? I’m guessing caffeine related ones.

May 19th: “Just called @ adamsbaldwin. Sounds like he had an audience with him in the restroom. That’s so Adam.”

Depends on why he had an audience in the restroom.

May 21st: “I brush my teeth, then tongue, then gag so hard it sounds like I’m being stabbed in the throat with a pencil. Every time.”

Well, that’s a lot of information. Looks like you’ve been tweeting awhile.

May 21st: “ ‏See my new photo? Very @ NathanFillion wouldn’t you say? I told the photographer make me Nathan & he said this I’d the closest I’d ever get.”

A captain to captain communication. Had to include it.

May 23rd: “”Play All Songs” on my iPhone just hit my Boney M Xmas album. A small few of you know the joy of Boney M Xmas.”

I know it now, mon!

May 24th: “Dear @ kristinlehman1, The Floral Gums arrived! They are soft and subtle. Like a fine wine made from flowers and unicorn snot.”

Must be nice to be famous and get candy in the mail. I thought Floral Gums were some kind of artificial gums.

10 hours ago: “All and all, a good Memorial Day. http://say.ly/HrI5V6T”

That what you get when you let someone that young drink whiskey.

31 minutes ago: “If there is a way to drink Dr. Pepper other than out of an ice sphere, I don’t wanna know about it. http://say.ly/RWm5Vlm”

Ooo, that’s badass. I guess. Until it melts.

Okay, let’s rate Nathan’s tweets.

I give him a 9 for Mustness, a 7 for Insanity and a 10 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.6. Gotta follow Mal.

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