The man (not pictured) was seemingly upset they had sex three times in two months (Picture: Alamy)

A man’s decision to draw up a spreadsheet detailing the amount of times he had sex with his wife seemingly backfired after she posted it online.

The document was apparently prepared by the man after his other half, reddit user throwwwwaway29, announced she was going on a business trip for ten days.

He apparently saw it as an opportunity to make a point and wrote a list showing the couple had made love three times in nearly two months, while listing ‘excuses’ his wife had given for turning down sex complete with his own notes.

The husband detailed his sex life in a spreadsheet (Picture: Reddit/ throwwwwaway29)

‘My husband sent me an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip,’ she wrote on Reddit.




‘It’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone.

‘According to his “document”, we’ve only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 “attempts” on his part.’

Her husband had listed reasons she refused sex, including her needing a shower and watching re-runs of TV show Friends, complete with reasons why he wasn’t satisfied with her responses.

We’re not entirely sure what he was trying to achieve with his spreadsheet, although Reddit users were quick to weigh in with their thoughts on the issue.