CONGRATULATIONS! You DON'T matter!



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Sure, you're a unique and interesting individual - but in the sprawling blackness of our mysterious universe, you're entirely meaningless!



But that's ok. We all are! Your mom, your BFF, Obama, your dog - no one matters!



To learn more about how and why you don't matter, come see our meaningless FringeNYC show, "YOU DON'T MATTER."



You'll have a mediocre time, and you'll get to feel like a cultured, self-righteous douchebag for supporting the arts. Plus it's probably tax deductible. And there's a bar right next door.



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