Australia - lifeline

USA - NSPL

UK - Samaritans



Warning - Not to be taken rectally.

- You don't eat 'em, you play with 'em.- Think of 'em as a substitute for your wrinkly scrote.- Use as many as you fuckin' want. You cant O.D. on cute. If you could, most of us would've keeled over yonks ago.- If symptoms persist, consult a professional. I pilfered the background logo from this bloke.