You destroy your opponents in lane,

Kim(AM) rushes Dagon/blink/etherblade.



You lose the Game to OD, OMNI, Invoker, Evalve Spirit and afk CM with max aura.



[[ You flame Kim, say he's shit, tell him to Uninstall Doter|FIRED!]]



[[You commend Kim, tell him he did his best, tip him with your BattlePoints even|THEHEROWE]]

After twitter, you generate your inner JK Rowling and write a book.



[[You create a InterDimensionalRedditHole|HOLE12]]



"EternalEnvy.MVP confirmed"



Envy unites with his SouthKorean team mates to win 17 consecutive TI's.



Untill TI 22, which is Held in Seoul.



[[ "5 figuires reportedly crossed North Korean border into South Korea"|DANKESTMEMEOFALLTIME]]

Hours go by.



[[The game starts|PAUSEDRIGHTNOW]]



You are a redditor.

You play dota.

Youre not that good.

You like hats.

You like memes.

You like drama.

You enter the Shanghai Major Realm.



You are the man himself, glorius 2GD, [[you make a sexual joke on glorius Chinese TV|Mkay]]



You create the dankest memes, you train north koreans in the art of putting down people. You become the manager of NGG. NoGabenGaming. You with your 5k mmr knowledge train your players.



Armed with Bayonets, your players storm TI17 (Being held somewhere in Siberia), [[you defeat Gaben by throwing the Aegis and slashing his head off|THEHEAD]]





A inner portal has opened, 60 HZ monitors have disapeared, replaced by 144 HZ ones. MVP has secretely integrated their NanoTechonlogical Korean Samsung stickers onto BenQ monitors and are able to control and easy win matches against all teams.



[[The game is delayed|DELAY]]

You see Kim Jong Il dressed in a PA arcana



you choose to be



[[Jungle LC|FIRED!]]



[[Lion solo support|Lion]]



TOP SHIT POST OF 2016 BOYS



[[end|FIRED]]

[[YOURE FIRED|decision]]





[[PAUSE|PAUSE321312]]

[[You go on Twitter to tell the world|twitter]]



[[You flee to North Korea|NK]]



You go outside for a smoke, there is heavy rain. You have brough upon the tears of thy lORD GaBeN



[[You hear someone whisper in youe ear|FIRED]]

You smile, but his body suddenly gets up, and you see that he has a new head. He turns around, and you see that the face of James "2GD" HardON has grown instad of Gabens head.



He stares at you and suddenly yells [[YOU'RE AN ASS|FIRED]]

Supreme leader Bernie Sanders watches the stream on Hitbox, cheering for the communist north korean team.



[["FAG sweeps finals, South Korea dishonored'' ProRedditDota.ru|DOTA21312]]





rITSU

2GD

xBoct/Dendi (morphed into one by NorthKorean Scientists)

AUI3000

QO



the lineup of "FiredAssesGaming".



Under threat of the North Korean invasion they enter the tournament.



[[You come up to the security at the arena|FIRED]]



[[FAG dominates everything and make it to the finals, where they face the Koreans with their Senpai, EE|NWOAS]]



Your Pal IceFrog told you to be yourself! You enjoying youself.

[[You make some funky jokes, you have some fun, you be yourself, you meme some more|Booya]]







The Shanghai Major Quest



NA'VI.Peru(the only team who has been able to contend with Koreans) aren't able to get visas, drop from tournament. No other teams dare to challenge Koreans.



[[UNTILL 5 DARK FIGUIRES APPEAR TO WALK ONTO THE STAGE|YESSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAA]]



MVP wins against EG in 5 games, arguably the greatest series game ever played.



Dota gains traction in Korea, a hostile takeover of the Valve Corporation by Samsung bring more talent into Korean Dota. Moving all of it's majors there.





[["QOgod drafted by the korean military, disapears somewhere near the DMZ"Naver.com|QODISAP]]

FIRED

BY THE FIRING SQUAD (you see that one of the soldiers seem to have a valve patch on their uniform under their NorthKorean one as you die from a shot to the groin)



[[return|Mkay]]

Post slowly gets traction. Many say that it's a dead cause, too much LOL players, too many SC2 players.



[[Fast forward to Shanghai finals|Finals]]



Kim Jong says SOLO BOT FARM, you go on his profile and see he has 322 SoloMMr.



[[You buy boots and plan to go midas so you can transition into HC|FIRED!]]



[[ You buy cour, wards and some goodies for your safelane carry (Kimmy you call him), and run to support him|THEBEST]]



[[PAUSE|Pause2121]]

All hell has broken loose, all the 3k's in the universe are furious that they cant watch their strim's. Russki's are comended for their own production team.



[[Dolord Gabump's secretary shitposts on reddit calling 2GD an ass, saying that ValveTowers will never work with you again.|SHATPOST]]

Reddit has blown up, "Shanghai Major MAJOR fail" IGN 322/4



[[Previously Unknown redditor posts "Move major to Korea"|Korea]]

All peace is restored

2GD starts a kickstarter to fund his newest game "DOTA 3"





[["2GD assasinated before release of game, DOTA 3 office burned to the ground by an obese man wearing glasses"FOXNOW.FACEBOOK|end]]



Yung Redditor aka James2BD aka BabyYames aka GabensAssFriend aka WontBeWorking/NeverForget

Misery.SecretLowerBracket: Pause for what?



someplayer: Dunno nobody in booth



[[Unpause|Unpause322]]

Kim adds you on steam, appoints you as the Head Chancellor of the eNuclearSports programm.



[[You change your IGN(ingamename) to Kim Jong So Gud|CHANGEOF]]

