dontworry-ihate-metoo:

evergreenpadlock: In bio today my teacher told me about an experiment she did with plants. When ever she watered them she would take two bottles, yell mean things at one and speak positively to the other. Turns out the one that was watered by the negative water died. Then she reminded us that humans are around 75% water……….If negativity kills plants, what is it doing to teenagers Can we just take a moment to realize how great that is

What the fuck kind of Biological Science is this?



Other than humans and plants being two completely different KINGDOMS of life, nothing about this makes any sense.





First off, you expect me to believe that yelling at water changed its chemical makeup somehow? What kind of new age bullshit is that? Show me one, just one, example of a real scientist in a real lab pulling something like this off. At least holy water has a brand name behind it, this is just some jackass talking to their bottle of Poland Spring.

Also the fucking moral doesn’t ring true. If the teacher was yelling at the plants and the plants died, I can see the general idea behind the message, (Oh, fun fact, the Mythbusters did a bit on yelling at plants, and it turns out that screaming at them makes them grow better, so even then you would be just flat out wrong) but they weren’t. They yelled at the water, which in turn killed the plants. So what does this mean about the “75% water” human teenagers? Are we going to suddenly go out and cut down a bunch of trees? Does this mean that if I get bullied, and then a lion tries to eat me, that lion is going to die because the bullies infused the water in my body with some magic voodoo bullshit?

Quick question, did this biology teacher have a degree in biology? Or were they some horseshit mystic you pulled off the street because your real teacher decided your gullible ass wasn’t even worth teaching.

Final review 0/10

Either A, You’re lying about your teacher saying this, or

B, you go to a school where any jackass can amble into a classroom, pull a lecture out of their ass, and then have all the kids believe it.

(Source: pale-nature-hoe)