Well, this is not what I expected! You really tricked me!

Anyways, on to the gift. I gotta say, my girlfriend was surprised when I opened a box that was full of Horny Gummy Men, A Pecker Party, Pasta Boobs and candies that say "Got Dick?" The Pasta Boobs even come with Raunchy Recipes (seriously that's what it says on the back.)

I'm truly impressed by the speed and kindness of my rematch Santa, thank you so much for the gift, I really appreciate the laugh I got from this. I can't wait to indulge in this x-rated feast!