Bowled over by liquor baron Vijay Mallya 's audacity to leave the country even as a consortium of banks and investigative agencies were closing in on him, criminal mastermind Dawood Ibrahim has requested the businessman to teach how to evade law."I see Mallya roaming free even after not paying Rs 9,000 Crores, which he owes to the banks. He has been moving from one country to other without a care in the world, as if he is a travel blogger. On the other hand, I have been living in hiding for the past several years," Dawood said."I think Mallya should deliver a TED talk on ‘How To Escape Law While Sipping Beer And Partying With Kingfisher Calendar Models’. I will play it on loop now that Pakistan has lifted ban on YouTube," he added, while Nawaz Sharif rushed to deny presence of Dawood in Pakistan for the 37685th time.Explaining why he would love to be in Mallya's shoes, Dawood said, "Mallya has been leading a life with no regrets, if you exclude Sid Mallya and Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB). I want to roam free like him and act in a Bollywood movie based on my life. It has been a long time since I watched an India-Pakistan match from the stadium, unlike Mallya, who is present in the stands during every Indian Premier League (IPL) match."Robert Vadra had a handy tip for Dawood Ibrahim and said, "Dawood should declare himself a poor farmer just like me, and he can walk away scot free. After this, the government will treat you as a VIP and exempt from frisking at airports."Impressed by Mallya's heroics, he has been offered to play the lead role in Don-3 because the director believed only he can pull off the famous dialogue "Don ko pakadna mushkil he nahi, namumkin hai" with conviction.Real life don Dawood Ibrahim turned red with anger, when he came to know about this.