Since the political world is agog with the DSK affair, it’s only right to give MR readers the chance to chew over it. F Desouche is aggregating the breaking French news - so effectively, in fact, that the Daily Telegraph took its feed for the Banon story from there.

F Desouche reports that the plaintiff is a naturalised American from Guinea who has lived with her child in the Bronx for fifteen years. However, a reported conversation with a hotel employee named the lady as “Ophelia”. Either way, this (allegedly) was that rare thing, a white-on-black rape.

DSK, meanwhile, has scratches on his body, and a stack of evidence the size of a Portugeuse bail out loan against him. A Big Jew, a seriously moneyed Jew, a globalist Jew, and many people’s favourite to become the next President of France, is staring at a 70 year sentence for doing what, apparently, he has done many times before, including at the New York Sofitel. Do people this important and this Jewish really pay such a price for a peccadillo or two? The IMF thinks so. It has started to look for DSK’s successor. The French want a Frenchman. The Third Worlders want a Third Worlder. The accused is already a forgotten man.

You see. There is justice in this world.