You are The Self Deprecator! You answered this quiz as if you were Dominic McGuire right? You take the Wizards to heart and must joke off the pain to avoid that dang depression that keeps rearing it's ugly head. Watching us miss the playoffs has taken its toll on you. Our hearts go out to you because things are only going to get worse when it's announced Ernie is staying. If only the Wizards could develop talent like you developed that drinking problem. Seriously you should talk to a therapist about that!