Derp the police and Derpy said it with authorityBecause Pegasi on the street are the majorityA bubble, is whatever I'm poppin'And a motherbuckin' muffin is kept in a stash boxFor the so-called GuardWishin' Derpy was a pony in a different yardTakin' out a Royal Guard is like deliverin' mailBut a Pegasi like Derpy don't stop kickin' tailDerp the PoliceKick-flank picture, Derpy on dat Gangsta tip!