"Dear Max, I need your help! I'm trapped in the suburbs surrounded by zombies. Please use this gift to fight your way to my location (map on the back). You will need to pull together all your resources, wits, and courage. PLEASE HURRY!! My family has fallen ill and are sick with fly-like symptoms- It may be too late for them but you can still save me! GODSPEED MAX! PS- I've included all the financial resources I have to help you in your journey. :)"