These are awesome! I got mint and orange. How did my Santa know that my old mouth guard was the grossest thing imaginable? I LOVE YOU SECRET SANTA FROM SAN JOSE!

PS. I first posted this in r/rollerderby, but I am so excited and I really wanted to brag on my secret santa some more! This person not only got me an awesome gift, he got me two of them! He snooped my reddit history just enough to figure out the perfect gift. I did not mention on my "likes" that I played derby! You, Stephen of San Jose, have restored my faith in humanity, srsly.