The most typical person on the planet is ...

By Melissa Bell

... a 28-year-old Han Chinese man who speaks Mandarin and owns a cellphone. Analyzing data on the 7 billion people who make up the planet, National Geographic came up with the most typical person on Earth. As I am none of those things, I have determined that I am therefore incredibly special. Sorry, all you typical Han Chinese 28-year-old men.

Check the scoop at National Geographic.