Eli Stenson

Daily Stormer

December 19, 2014

Barack Obama, the infamous monkey President of the United States, supposedly declared at the White House’s Hanukkah—or Chanukah, however the hell you spell it—celebration that he’s Jewish in his soul.

Jewish Journal:

So, when the president got closer to us, and I was prepared to launch my very tame, “Mr President, do you have a message you want to share with the Jews of Los Angeles?” line, THE MAN TO MY RIGHT launched the most brilliant Presidential Channukah greeting of all time:

“Mr President,” he said in his booming voice, “when I told my Christian friend I was coming to a Channukah party at the White House, he told me, ‘I didn’t know the President was Jewish!”

The President let out a serious belly laugh. But in all the commotion of people asking other questions and everyone clicking their smart phone cameras, it was easy to lose sight of the president to see if he had anything to say.

I kept my eyes straight on him. It was clear that the “President was Jewish” idea had intrigued him. After about three or four seconds, as he was walking away, and looking at no one in particular, the President just said, “I am, in my soul.”

So, there you have it: The leader of the free world says he’s Jewish, in his soul.