You can't watch Full House reruns without getting nostalgic (for the good old days when a San Francisco townhouse wasn't $6 million)

Written and performed by Remy.

Produced and edited by Austin Bragg.

Music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom.

Background vocals by Kelly Brock.

LYRICS:

How could this family afford this facility?

Have you seen the cost of real estate? It's insanity!

A kitchen? Are you kidding me?

Who let them paint that door?

Did someone bribe a commissioner?

The loudest peeps that you've ever seen

And compliance costs balloon

But if you stop supply as demand rises

It's no wonder very soon

Everywhere you look, there's a tarp

A sheet to hold on to

Everywhere you look, there's a space

Look, some condos could go there

Everywhere you look

Changing our town's character is what I bemoan

There's a guy taking a crap outside a Cold Stone

And red tape

Everywhere you look

Image Credits: Barbara Munker (Barbara Munker/dpa/picture-alliance/Newscom)

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Shani Heckman