Pony: Thank you very much for your purchase, your highness.

Twiligth: P-please, this is just a apple. No need to so formal. I...

P: But as a subject of your majesty, it is my due to show you my respect toward you.

T: Uh... You can keep it for Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Really. You can call me Twilight.

P: As you wish Princess Twilight Sparkle.

T: Uh... This is getting awkward... Y-you can call me Twilight. Only Twilight.

P: B-but why? Aren't you one of the four alicorns in Equestria?

T: Why, yes. But...

P: Then it is imperative that I show you vehemence. Thank you again for your purchase.

T: So much for a single apple. What would have you done if I bought all of them?

P: I... I don't know. I guess I would have kissed your hooves... *gasp* Is that what you-

T: No no. It's just... I prefer to remain humble about all this. It.... kinda embarrass me, you see?

P: No. I don't get it.

T: I'm... *sigh* Give me another apple.

P: This one I gave it to you as a gift, your highness. *bow*

T: Yeah... Thanks! And... Have a nice day.



Twilight trotted away.

T: Uh, guard?

Guard: Your highness?

T: How much usually cost a apple around here?

G: Uh, I guess 3 bits. Why your highness?



Twilight trotted back toward the merchant. She took 8 bits for her pouch and hold it in front of the mare.

T: Here.

P: Y-your highness! That is too m-

T: Too much? Nonsense! I'm fine. Really. I can. You, on the contrary need it for your family. This is the double of amount I would pay for your regular price. Accept it. And take good care of them.

P: B-but your maj-

T: Take it.

P: I... I.. don't have a family.

T: Oh. Um. Well... *she shifted her gaze upon a stallion who was looking in her direction* You... could buy yourself something nice... or invite this stallion over there for a nice dinner.

P: Uh, your majesty?

T: Yes?

P: That's... my cousin.

T: ..... Oh! Uh... V-very well then. B-bye!



She trotted away.

P: But thank you so much for your generosity your majesty!

T: Yeah.

G: Uh, what about one of us?

T: Uh, excuse me?

Guard 2: You could have told about us you know.

T: What? Am I your mother?

G: Uh, no. Y-your majesty.

T: Then, go do it yourself! When you won't be on duty of course.

G2: Uh, can we...

T: No.



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