WARNING: This chapter contains mild sexual references. Please do not read this chapter if you are under 18.

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[Panel 1 shows Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Candy, Morty and Terry getting off a plane at an airport. It's morning. Pacifica's winking at Dipper while holding his hand, Mabel's hugging Morty and Candy's nuzzling up to Terry.]

Narration: August 31st, 2015. Dipper and Mabel's 16th birthday. Exeter Airport, England.

Dipper: Okay, we're here. So why were you girls so insistant on coming here?

Pacifica: Patience, Dipper. We only just arrived. You'll see.

Morty: This was your grandma's idea, right? She talked to Rick about it. He didn't tell me much about it, though. I never expected him to encourage me on it. He kept telling me that this'll be the adventure that makes me a man.

Mabel: And honey, it'll bond us for life!

Terry: Wait. You mean Sammy? I saw her talking to my parents! Is she why they insisted on me coming here? I only agreed because Candy told me she's coming!

Candy: It was her idea. I've been looking forward to this all year!

[Panel 2 shows a train speeding along the rails. We can see the group inside.]

Terry: Where are we going again?

Dipper: St Ives, a town in Cornwall. It's famous for it's art scene and surf beaches. Mabel and I've been here once years ago. Granny Sammy has a friend here, Sylvia who runs a hotel.

Mabel: That's where we're staying. Granny Sammy arranged everything.

[Panel 3 shows the group arriving at the hotel. Mabel's hugging Sylvia.]

Sylvia: Mabel! Mason! I haven't seen you two for so long!

Mabel: Yeah! We were four when we last met!

Dipper: Hey, Sylvia.

[Panel 4 shows Dipper signing in. Mabel's introducing everyone to Sylvia.]

Sylvia: So who are your friends?

Mabel: This is Morty, my boyfriend, that's Pacifica, Dipper's girlfriend, here's my friend, Candy and her boyfriend, Terry.

Sylvia: Nice to meet you all. Wait, Dipper?

Dipper: That's what everyone calls me because of my birthmark.

Sylvia: You mean the plough on your forehead?

Dipper: We call it the Big Dipper in America.

Sylvia: Oh, I see.

Dipper: Once we've dropped our things off in our rooms, let's see the town.

Sylvia: Okay, enjoy yourselves!

[Panel 5 shows the group leaving the hotel.]

Narration: A few minutes later...

Dipper: So how's Grenda and Wendy?

Candy: Grenda's in Austria with Marius. It feels weird being seperated from her during Summer break. Wendy's taken Mark on a roadtrip with Lee, Nate and Thompson on tour. Wendy's got him settled in really well.

Mabel: How's Robbie and Tambry? We haven't heard from them since Ronnie was born!

Pacifica: They're doing great. When we left Gravity Falls, they were taking him to a petting zoo.

Mabel: We gotta visit them when we get back. But for now, let's see the town that inspired my love for arts and crafts!

[Panel 6 starts a montage. The group is visiting an art gallery.

Panel 7 shows the group walking through a crafts fair.

Panel 8 shows the group playing at a beach. They're all in swimwear.

Panel 9 shows the group at a fairground.

Panel 10 shows the group riding bumper cars.

Panel 11 shows the group riding spinning cups.

Panel 12 shows the group riding three seperate swans in a tunnel of love.

Panel 13 shows the group riding a roller coaster.

Panel 14 shows the group on a ferris wheel. All three couples are on the highest three chairs. They're all watching the sun set over the sea.

Panel 15 shows the group returning to the hotel.]

Mabel: That was so much fun!

[Panel 16 shows the group in the hotel corridor. The girls are unlocking their rooms. Pacifica's handing Dipper a piece of paper.]

Dipper: Hey you girls never told us why you were so insistant on coming over here for summer break.

Pacifica: Here, read this.

[Panel 17 shows the boys reading the piece of paper.]

Dipper: "Age of consent"?

Morty: Huh. It says here that in Britain, it's 16.

Terry: Wait. That's how old we all are now. You don't think....?

[Panel 18 shows the girls pulling the boys into their rooms. The girls have excited grins and the boys are blushing.]

Pacifica: Come on, Dipper...!<3

Mabel: Bed time, Morty!

Candy: I've got a surprise for you, Terry!

Dipper: Guess I'll see you guys in the morning?

Terry: Yeah...

Morty: Good luck, guys.

[Panel 19 shows Dipper sitting on the bed while Pacifica goes into the bathroom. Dipper's nervous.]

Pacifica: Wait right there, baby. Need to freshen up.

Dipper: Sure.

[Panel 20 shows Dipper sitting on the bed. He's cringing.]

Pacifica: So Mabel told me about that cute little dance you did as a kid. The Lamby dance?

Dipper: (thought bubble) Dammit, Mabel!

[Panel 21 shows Dipper resting his head on his hand in embarressed frustration. There's a line of light from Pacifica opening the bathroom door.]

Pacifica: How did the song go again?

Dipper: Oh, who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby?

[Panel 22 shows Dipper's eyes wide in shock with a blush.]

Dipper: W-W-Wow!!

[Panel 23 shows Pacifica standing in the bathroom doorway wearing a skimpy Little Bo Peep costume.]

Pacifica: I do! I do!

[Panel 24 shows Pacifica walking towards Dipper. She's pulling him towards her with her crook.]

Pacifica: So, come up and greet your mammy,mammy, mammy.

Dipper: Uh... Hi there! Hi there!

[Panel 25 shows Pacifica hugging Dipper.]

Dipper: So march, march, march around the daisies!

Pacifica: Don't, don't, don't you forget about the baby!

[Panel 26 shows Pacifica kissing Dipper.

Panel 27 shows Pacifica pushing Dipper onto the bed.

Panel 28 shows Pacifica pouncing on Dipper.]

Pacifica: Rawrll!

[Panel 29 shows a view from outside the hotel. We see a few windows. The lights are out on three of the rooms, but the sound on banging and squeaking are coming from the dark rooms. We see the silhouette of the other guests in the rooms with the lights on. One guest is shouting towards one of the dark rooms. Another guest is on the phone.]

Pacifica: Please don't hold back, Dipper! Little Bo Peep has LOTS of love for her lamb!

Dipper: Pacifica, please don't make that my NICKNAME....!!!!

Mabel: Oh, Morty! Oh, Morty! Morty! Morty!

Guest 1: Morty! Morty! Morty! For F**k's sake! HURRY UP!!!!

Candy: Terry! You're so warm and tender!

Guest 2: Hello, night porter? There's a couple of teenagers next door to me going at it like rabbits.

Night porter: I'm very sorry, sir, but we have no legal right to stop them.

Guest 2: Stop them? I don't want you to stop them. I want you to come up and put a window in so I can watch and have a (The last word is covered up by the narration box.)

Narration box: THE END