I spun a tale in my description that I loved going to a dueling piano bar downtown from where I live, and how my group of friends was always the one that requested Disney songs!

In particular, when we request "Circle of Life" from the Lion King, they call someone on stage, have them hold up this goofy stuffed animal, and then they inform them it's their own personal Simba.

I should have known I was asking for trouble when there was glitter on the floor when I started opening the box.

And then found Disney Princess tiaras for a first birthday.

And Disney Princess Sing Along Songs (volume 1, specifically).

And Disney Scene It.

Now, either I need to remember that my name is gender ambiguous, or that the Internet is amazing regardless of if I made it clear or not. Or both!

For the wonderful Disney lulz!