The couple said they had yet to dine out.

“You haven’t been to a restaurant together?” Kimmel said. “Oh, you should definitely get married right away.”

And Now for Something Completely Different (and Terrifying) …

Over at “The Daily Show,” the correspondent Desi Lydic explored the world of robots. More specifically, the spicy world of sex robots.

Punchiest Punchlines (Peace on Earth Edition)

“It is good to be alive and to stay that way because we just found out that North Korea is willing to talk to the U.S. about giving up their nuclear weapons. And not the usual way they talk about giving up their nuclear weapons: by dropping them on Seattle.” — STEPHEN COLBERT