Today we’ve got a whole new batch of set pictures from the Robocop reboot, including plenty of Robocop’s new black, Dark-Knight-esque suit. But since we’ve sort of

It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Meep Morp

Thank God for Dead Hard Drives

God Will Reboot You

The Only Good Robot Is An Unplugged Robot

All systems NO

No Arigato, Mr. Roboto

Go back to Radio Shack!

In America We Speak English, Not 001010001011011000111010

Build Coder Fence Now

I Don’t Trust Anything That Leaks Oil Five Days A Month And Doesn’t Malfunction

Rosie From The Jetsons Was A Scab (Housekeepers Union, Local 338)

Sputnik Was a Terrorist

Rust: Kills Robos Dead

In God We Trussed

Robocop: Half Man, Half Robot, ALL SOCIALIST

Yes, we’re easily entertained. Thanks to Burnsy, Danger Guerrero, and Josh Kurp for their contributions. Official Robocop synopsis below. [Pictures by Ronnie Yip via JoBlo]



In RoboCop, the year is 2028 and multinational conglomerate OmniCorp is at the center of robot technology. Their drones are winning American wars around the globe and now they want to bring this technology to the home front. Alex Murphy (Kinnaman) is a loving husband, father and good cop doing his best to stem the tide of crime and corruption in Detroit. After he is critically injured in the line of duty, OmniCorp utilizes their remarkable science of robotics to save Alex’s life. He returns to the streets of his beloved city with amazing new abilities, but with issues a regular man has never had to face before.

Opens August 9, 2013. [JoBlo – pictures also via JoBlo]

Looks like they’re going to plug him in behind the neck, Matrix-style. As a sidenote, I wish I had a crackless butt cover like that. You could sit in sand, water, anywhere, with confidence.

Other people are seeing Dark Knight, I’m still seeing Tron.

Oh nice reaction, she’s definitely getting her SAG card for this.

Michael Keaton is the only man who can make suit jacket over cardigan and jeans actually look cool.

Hey! How’d that get in here?