Santa. You went above an beyond. I literally can't thank you enough. The fact that my son was born on your birthday makes it seem like it was meant to be. BTW, thx for the reddit gold!

So, today I brought my newborn son home from the hospital. I walk up to the door only to see my secret Santa gift. After getting the baby to sleep, which felt like it took forever, I finally was able to sit down and open my box. And HOLY FUCKING SHIT! The first thing I opened was a $50 amazon gift card. Already way more than I ever expected. I then opened a book, the backyard bower. I had said I would love to learn how to build my own bow and my Santa is helping make that possible. Now I can take my archery to the next level. Next, were gifts for my newborn son. The onsie, bib, and book were perfect. The baby was named Lucas, after the great George Lucas. So receiving star wars themed baby clothes couldn't have been more spot on. But wait, then I noticed one more gift. I turned it over and see the world soccer shop sticker on the back. It's about this time that I shit my pants because I knew what was coming. I opened it up, and there was a brand new Diego Costa Chelsea FC Jersey. Santa, if you're reading this, know that it was too much. I love it, but how could I ever have deserved something like this? Just know that you nailed all of it. You have not only made this the best reddit secret Santa I've ever participated in, but you have restored my faith in humanity. If I could hug you I truly would. You're amazing and you made my entire Christmas. Thank you so much and I hope karma is on your side, and your Santa is as amazing and generous as you were. You sir/madam deserve the largest of upvotes.