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A blurry, nameless and lifeless dot that was picked up by a local GPs ultrasonic imaging of a woman’s stomach has today been greeted with an overwhelming amount of support from creepy Christians who have decided their one true calling is to champion the unconditional continuation of this unformed embryo’s unplanned existence.

A blurry, nameless and lifeless dot that was picked up by a local GPs ultrasonic imaging of a woman’s stomach has today been greeted with an overwhelming amount of support from creepy Christians who have decided their one true calling is to champion the unconditional continuation of this unformed embryo’s unplanned existence.

The blurry dot’s advocates, a community of mostly fundamentally religious male incels who get pleasure from controlling what women can and can’t do with their own bodies, are known as pro-lifers.

According to the Bible, a pro-lifer is someone who protests outside healthcare clinics and NSW Parliament to show that they support Christianity intervening on basic science so that embryos like this one can exist long enough to become an unwanted and underprivileged child who was created when a woman sinfully had sex with a guy that isn’t them.

The Christian pro-lifers have today officially drawn the line at protecting a child after it is born. Especially if that child is brown and born to poor asylum seekers, as seen over the recent months with the young Tamil girls from the remote QLD town of Biloela.

This 10-million-dollar 18-month process has seen Kopika (2) and Tharunicaa (4) dragged out of their home in Biloela, separated from their parents, transferred to a Melbourne detention centre for a year, before being relocated to Christmas Island, where they are the only inmates in a processing centre that has been re-opened at the cost of $150 million

Despite being born in Australia to loving parents, their biggest advocates appear to be the abattoir workers and coal miners of their country town – with the Christians seemingly more interested in obstructing the rights and healthcare of women.

The Christian Lobby was asked for a comment regarding their thoughts on the treatment of these two girls, one of which was denied a cake with candles on her 4th birthday, while another faces excruciating pain with dental problems caused by lack of sunlight and poor nutrition.

Our reporters were told the Biloela girls were low on the list of priorities because the Christians were too busy advocating for the blurry dot, which is far more important than a caged non-christian child.

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The blurry dot’s advocates, a community of mostly fundamentally religious male incels who get pleasure from controlling what women can and can’t do with their own bodies, are known as pro-lifers.

The title pro-lifer is someone who protests outside healthcare clinics and NSW Parliament to show that they support Christianity intervening on basic science so that embryos like this one can exist long enough to become an unwanted and underprivileged life. They are also big supporters of the idea of vulnerable women being forced to dedicate their lives to raise an unplanned and unwanted child that only exists because they were so sinful to have had sex with a guy that isn’t them.

However, despite some of the big names associated with their movement, like the adulterous former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce and the now unelected former Prime Minister Tony Abbott, the Christian pro-life movement draws the line at protecting a child after it is born.

Especially if that child is brown and born to poor immigrants, as seen over the recent months with the young Tamil girls from the remote Queensland town of Biloela.

After keeping the family-of-four locked up since the birth of the youngest girl, the cost to the tax-payer is nearing $10 million, after taking into account the thousands of public servants involved in the countless failed attempts to send them back to Sri Lanka where they face severe persecution and potential death.

This 18-month process has seen the family dragged out of their weatherboard home in Biloela, separated from each-other, transferred to a Melbourne detention centre for an entire year, where the youngest of the two daughters’ teeth became rotten because of poor dental hygiene in the facility, before they were put on a plane home and sent back to Sri Lanka. A last minute court ruling then demanded the plane land in Darwin until further notice. They have since been flown back to Melbourne, then to Christmas Island, where they are now the only inmates in a defunct detention centre that has been re-opened to house them at the cost of $150 million

Despite being born in Australia to loving parents, Kopika and Tharunicaa, the children of Tamil asylum seekers Priya and Nades, the only advocates in their corner are the abattoir workers and coal miners of their country town.

The Christian Lobby was asked for a comment regarding their thoughts on the treatment of these two girls, one of which was denied a cake with candles on her 4th birthday, while another faces excruciating pain with dental problems caused by lack of sunlight and poor nutrition.

The Christians were unavailable for comment because they were too busy advocating for the blurry dot, which is far more important than a caged non-christian child.

MORE TO COME.