WELL, CARTMAN THANKS TO YOU, WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT

TO WIN THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.

WELL, I'M SORRY.

SORRY'S NOTGOOD ENOUGH.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNADO ABOUT IT ?

HEY, I BET KENNY HAS SOME FOOD STAMPS ON HIM.

WHAT THESE ?

SIR, WILL YOU TAKE FOOD STAMPS FOR THREE BALLS ?

SURE AS LONG AS THEY'RE GOOD.

GIVE HIM YOURFOOD STAMPS, KENNY.

UH-UH.

COME ON, DUDE.

I CAN DO IT.I'M SURE.

( mumble )

DAMN IT, KENNY, DON'T BE SUCH A FOOD STAMP HOG !

SHARE WITH THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS !

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

HEY, THAT WAS RIGHT ON TARGET.

SORRY, KID.TRY AGAIN.

THAT DOES IT,SHENANIGANS, SHENANIGANS !

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

I'M DECLARING SHENANIGANS ON YOU.

THIS GAME IS RIGGED.

SHANANIGANS ?

WHAT'S ALL THE HOO-HA ?

OFFICER, I'M GOING TO DECLARE SHENANIGANS ON THIS OPERATOR.

WHY ?

THIS GAME IS FIXED.

THE BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT'S MOUTH.

IF THAT IS TRUE, THEN YOUR DECLARATION OF SHENANIGANSIS JUST.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY, CARNIVAL OPERATOR ?

THE KID WAS REALLY CLOSE.

HE STILL HAS ANOTHER BALL.

LET'S TRY AGAIN, SON.

HERE YA GO.

THERE YA SEE.

WE HAVE A WINNER.

IT WORKED.

YOUNG MAN, YOU CAN'T JUST GO DECLARING SHENANIGANS ON INNOCENT PEOPLE.

THAT'S HOW WARS GET STARTED.

SORRY, OFFICER BUTT-BABY.

BARBRADY.

OH, I'M SORRY. WHAT DID I SAY ?

YOU SAID BUTT-BABY.

HA, HA, HA.

YOU GET TO PICK BETWEEN THE BARBIE POCKET MIRROR AND THE BON JOVI TOOTHPICK.

NO, DUDE. I WANT THE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP DOLLS.

OH, NO, YOU GOT TO WIN 7 TIMES TO EARN THOSE.

WHAT ?

WIN 7 BON JOVI TOOTHPICKS THEN YOU CAN TRADE THEM IN FOR THE DOLLS.

YOU DIRTY SON OF A BITCH !

YOU NEVER TOLD US THAT WE HAD TO...

STEP ON UP,JUST FIVE DOLLARS TO PLAY.

DAMN IT, I HAVE TO HAVE THOSE DOLLS !

WE'RE NEVER GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO WIN.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I'VE GOT IT.

THE BULL RIDING CONTEST.

CARTMAN COULD RIDE A BULL, AND TRY TO WIN $5,000.

THINK ABOUT IT DUDE,$5,000 !

THAT'S ONE THOUSANDSET OF BALLS.

THAT'S 3,000 BALLS.

WE'D HAVE TO WIN ENOUGH TO GET THE DOLLS.

WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK CARTMAN RIDES A BULL ?

BECAUSE YOU SPENT ALL OF OUR MONEY ON THOSE STUPID RIDES, FAT ASS.

NOW, YOU'RE GETTING ON A BULL OR I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR ( beep ) HEAD OPEN.

OKAY, I'LL GET ON A BULL.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW COME ON, YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE.

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALHE REALLY WANTSTHOSE DOLLS.

I GUESS, DAMN.