Speaking for media everywhere, Nick Saban, we're sorry.

You were right. We really aren't doing our job correctly and we should've known you were the guy to set us right.

Wednesday, you rightfully tongue-walloped those of us who cover your No. 1 University of Alabama football team for saying your game this Saturday against 40-point underdog Western Kentucky was going to be as one-sided as a Kim Kardashian marriage.

"It's not fair to our players, who need to respect them," you ranted.

And we get that. Journalism and truth and all that are fine up to a point, and the point is when your players actually read it. Apparently, they heard about how they're going to hermetically seal Western Kentucky and then went out and practiced like pregnant water buffalo.

"To make presumptions like you all make -- really, really upsets me," you argued. "It's SO unfair. You don't need to write about that."

Sorry, Coach, that's on us.

I'm personally going to try to do better, starting right now. Here are my predictions for some of this weekend's college football tilts: