*** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "Oven's Sister: The Dramatic Story" ***

ImApplejack: ovinmits siter was walking down the street........

CrimsonBristle: And then she got boneitis

Adam Pastorello: it was a long time ago and no one can quite understand the shape of it

I <3 Fluttershy: But it vaguely resembled a pear beaten with a baseball bat several times

ImApplejack: then she died the end

RogueDarkJedi: But

CrimsonBristle: but her twin!

Adam Pastorello: was evil

RogueDarkJedi: :O

I <3 Fluttershy: but then she got better

ImApplejack: then she was hit with a buss

Adam Pastorello: the dog

*** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "Oven's Sister Got Bussed?" ***

*** LOLERBOLTS has changed the conversation topic to "LOLERBOLTS DID HIS BEST TO DERAIL THE TOPIC" ***

Adam Pastorello: it wasnt enough

CrimsonBristle: banana peppers

CrimsonBristle: we require more

*** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "Oven Sister" ***

*** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "Oven's Sister" ***

*** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "Oven's Sister is a Yolk" ***

*** LOLERBOLTS has changed the conversation topic to "Oven's Sister is Scootaloo's Sister" ***

*** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "No Oven, You Are The Sister" ***

*** LOLERBOLTS has changed the conversation topic to "Directed by M. Night Shamalan" ***

*** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "But then Who was Oven?" ***

CrimsonBristle: It was the twin robot all along

RogueDarkJedi: IT WAS

*** LOLERBOLTS has changed the conversation topic to "The Oven was actually a stove!" ***

RogueDarkJedi: CHUCK TESTA

CrimsonBristle: With her gay roomate

I <3 Fluttershy: GODDAMIT CHUCK TESTA

I <3 Fluttershy: YOUR MOUNTS ARE SO REALISTIC

RogueDarkJedi: SCOUT

RogueDarkJedi: YOUR MOTHER

*** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "Oven's Sister's Mom's Dog Brother" ***

*** CrimsonBristle has changed the conversation topic to ""Now's a good time to go you Wal-Mart"" ***

CrimsonBristle: Go you, Wal-Mart!

*** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "Oven and his Siter goe to Waldmart" ***

RogueDarkJedi: A DRAMATIC STORY.

RogueDarkJedi: ONE DAY

I <3 Fluttershy: SISTER IS SPY

*** CrimsonBristle has changed the conversation topic to "The story of Oven's trip to Wal-Mart!" ***

RogueDarkJedi: OVEN AND SITER

RogueDarkJedi: WE'RE LIKE

RogueDarkJedi: GO 2 WALCMART

RogueDarkJedi: TOO GAT THE POASRTER

RogueDarkJedi: OV THE POANIES

RogueDarkJedi: .

RogueDarkJedi: SO Oven and Sistzr got in the car drove

Adam Pastorello: pounies?

RogueDarkJedi: drove far

RogueDarkJedi: BUT

RogueDarkJedi: MONAY LOW

RogueDarkJedi: BANK TIME THEY WENT

CrimsonBristle: WALMART

RogueDarkJedi: Oven siad BANK PERSON I WILL MONEY

RogueDarkJedi: and siter was like

RogueDarkJedi: I love you brother

RogueDarkJedi: and there was a ship

RogueDarkJedi: and it explode

ImApplejack: im still here

I <3 Fluttershy: NEXT TIME, ON OVEN'S SISTER

RogueDarkJedi: so them went to he mon

*** CrimsonBristle has changed the conversation topic to "ON OVEN'S SISTER" ***

ImApplejack: 0_0

RogueDarkJedi: and were like

RogueDarkJedi: we need a carscoot

RogueDarkJedi: so they give you a wallet

RogueDarkJedi: and oven was liek GET POASTER

I <3 Fluttershy: AND THEN BABIES

RogueDarkJedi: and waldmarck

I <3 Fluttershy: BABBIES*

RogueDarkJedi: and they drove to libray

ImApplejack: im so confused

RogueDarkJedi: whare they good the poster

ImApplejack: mindfuck.jpg

RogueDarkJedi: and oven's sistar was leik i need a poaster

RogueDarkJedi: AND TEHN

RogueDarkJedi: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

Adam Pastorello: schfifty schfive

RogueDarkJedi: and fire hapen

CrimsonBristle: -queues dramatic music-

ImApplejack: adam jensen bitch slaped

RogueDarkJedi: and sectxton was like

RogueDarkJedi: i will saev u all

timbaer: i never asked for thiss

RogueDarkJedi: so he BAER PUNCAHRD

I <3 Fluttershy: LOUL HAHEAHEAH

RogueDarkJedi: AND THE FIER WENT BOOM

Adam Pastorello: huehuehuehue

RogueDarkJedi: and oven gaot a poaster

RogueDarkJedi: so his sister diad

ImApplejack: boobies?

Adam Pastorello: but it was wrong size!

RogueDarkJedi: so they went to doctar

RogueDarkJedi: and doctar was like

RogueDarkJedi: I WIAL SAEV U

RogueDarkJedi: AND HE DID

Adam Pastorello: BUT

RogueDarkJedi: DOG WAS SPACE

CrimsonBristle: THE TWIN

RogueDarkJedi: and the twin doctar was liek

Adam Pastorello: was evil

I <3 Fluttershy: :O

RogueDarkJedi: I STABED U

I <3 Fluttershy: NO WAI, I STAB FERSST

RogueDarkJedi: DOCTMAR WAS NOOOO

RogueDarkJedi: AND A BAK HAPDN

Adam Pastorello: WTF SQUIRAL?

I <3 Fluttershy: (ninja)

RogueDarkJedi: SO TEY WENT HOME

RogueDarkJedi: WHERE NINAWRJA STARTED ATTCK

timbaer: \o/

I <3 Fluttershy: \o/

RogueDarkJedi: AND OVEN WAS LIEK

RogueDarkJedi: SISTAR I DANCE

I <3 Fluttershy: (beer) (^)

Adam Pastorello: AND I GET ALL DA DOGS AND POASTERS

RogueDarkJedi: AD BAKUP DANCR SHOULD UP

RogueDarkJedi: AND THY DANCE IF THY TRY

RogueDarkJedi: SO TE NINJAZ WERE LIEK OH NO

RogueDarkJedi: OVEN

RogueDarkJedi: UR

RogueDarkJedi: DANCE

RogueDarkJedi: IS SO AUWESUM

RogueDarkJedi: and they got tired and died

Adam Pastorello: BUT

RogueDarkJedi: OVEN

RogueDarkJedi: DIDNT HAVE A

Adam Pastorello: they was zombles

RogueDarkJedi: PIEE OF TAEP

timbaer: all over the floor

I <3 Fluttershy: and there was much rejoicing

RogueDarkJedi: THEY COUD NOT PUT POASTER UP

CrimsonBristle: FOR HE HAED TTO GO TO BAETHROOM

RogueDarkJedi: SO THY FIED SPAED

ImApplejack: THE CAKE WAS A SPY

RogueDarkJedi: INT THE POASTER

Adam Pastorello: so the poaster stayed on the spy face forevar

Adam Pastorello: AND NONE OF ITMADE SENSE TO OVEN

RogueDarkJedi: But then the poaster placed itself into the wall

timbaer: (unfortunately for oven's sister)

RogueDarkJedi: because of ever orphan

RogueDarkJedi: be happy

I <3 Fluttershy: BUT

timbaer: and then the store called

RogueDarkJedi: so poaster live on

RogueDarkJedi: the end

Adam Pastorello: the end?

I <3 Fluttershy: *slow clap*

timbaer: *fast, uproarious clap*

Adam Pastorello: *standing ovation*

timbaer: *sitting ovary action*