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Jeremy Piven's Hairline Timeline

According to Huffington Post Jeremy Piven has a new love interest: 22 year-old Katja Decker Sadowski. Ms. Sadowski was previously engaged to some person on some show called The Hills... wasn't that about Hillbillies who became suddenly rich or something? In any case what better time to look back at Jeremy Piven's Hairline: The Early Years.