It’s a known fact that hockey is second to none when it comes to terminology that doubles as double entendre. Such is life when your sport involves sticks, five-holes and “hitting from behind.”

So forgive announcer Bob Miller of the Los Angeles Kings for barely keeping it together on Sunday night’s broadcast, as he uttered the following:

“He’s standing in front of the net with about eight inches of his shaft in his hand.”

{Wince}

In the history of the #HockeyPorn movement, this might be peak #HockeyPorn.

s/t The Cauldron

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