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Adam: Sigh. Rolf: Yo... What's the matter, dude? Adam: I dunno, Rolf... I have this feeling that I'm taking life a bit too lightly... that maybe I need something else to push me to a richer, more substantive life. Rolf: Hmm... Hold on, I'll go ask the big guy. God: What does he want? Rolf: Something that'll make his life more substantial. God: OK... I've got just the thing... Behold... Rolf: Whoa! ...Then he handed me this six-pack and said switching from a pilsener to a stout oughta do it. Adam: Woo-hoo! I feel better already! B.E. (Before Eve) The pre-female time in paradise when guys were guys...