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Looks like this will be a great, diverse league for everyone.

00:00 - 00:03 GGG has released the patch notes for 3.4

00:04 - 00:05 Traps got a hard hit,

00:05 - 00:07 Max spell block is almost impossible

00:08 - 00:12 KB no longer vaporizes bosses in corners

00:12 - 00:15 And Ele Hit took only a slight nerf, it should still be ok.

00:17 - 00:19 Good, what about Poet's Pen and Zerphi nerfs?

00:19 - 00:21 Immune to all damage, no way GG would let that slide.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir...

00:27 - 00:28 GGG...

00:31 - 00:33 GGG has no plans to nerf PP or Zerphi's.

00:34 - 00:36 Not even the damage conversion mechanics.

00:53 - 00:58 Those who never made to red maps or played a summoner build, get out.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

01:15 - 01:17 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING DURING BETA TESTING?

01:18 - 01:23 They release their first infinite dungeon,

01:25 - 01:28 ...with monsters constantly scaling their dmg.

01:29 - 01:31 Did they not once think 20k+ life recovery

01:31 - 01:34 and constant immunity to physical damage

01:34 - 01:37 wouldn't the OP for Delve mechanics?

01:37 - 01:40 Are they playing the same game?

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, PoB shows that there might be-

01:42 - 01:46 FUCK POB AND YOUR PAPER DPS!

01:46 - 01:48 Other builds can compete with extra damage.

01:48 - 01:52 Yeah, all that damage will do good when mobs one shot you from 2 screen away.

01:53 - 01:54 YOU NEED SURVIVABILITY!

01:56 - 01:57 You sit there and right click until no mob left.

01:57 - 02:00 You can play it blindfolded,

02:00 - 02:03 ...while other builds move crawler a screen per week.

02:04 - 02:08 They tease us with new skills and items but who would play those?

02:08 - 02:13 If you want to delve deeper forget about the fun...

02:14 - 02:16 ...and get yourself two feathers anda soda can!

02:17 - 02:21 Thanks to that Zerphi's will hit 200 ex this league.

02:27 - 02:29 I was hopeful this time.

02:30 - 02:34 Hopeful that GGG might be done with full immunity and dmg conversion.

02:34 - 02:36 As if game hasn't had enough powercreep already.

02:41 - 02:42 For once

02:43 - 02:47 I WANTED TO SEE MY SUMMONER BUILD SHINE IN A LEAGUE!

02:48 - 02:53 But GGG nerfs spellblock and leaves immunity untouched.

02:54 - 02:56 Have fun getting hit by mobs for 8k damage.

02:56 - 02:59 While some guy drinks crystal pepsi and flails two feathers and hits top leaderboard.

03:00 - 03:02 This is the build diversity of Delve!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't cry, my Scourge Arrow Hierophant has 300k Shaper dps.

03:14 - 03:16 Might as well accept the situation now.

03:19 - 03:23 There will probably be only 100 Zerphi's around...

03:25 - 03:26 ...and not a single one for us.

03:31 - 03:33 Delve is just another t16 map for us.

03:40 - 03:46 Might get lucky and hit 50k delve leaderboard.

03:46 - 03:49 Or just play uber lab carry for 3 months.