Another night has passed and with it Infinity Train has presented to us the most molester-looking representation of wind ever. I mean, just look at him.

And that’s not helping. Not at all.

MT was SHOCKED by to rules of the map car. Though this brings up some questions about whether “passengers” ever could team up with each other instead of “denizens” like original Tulip and Jesse have. I know it’s an infinite train so you could say that they’ll never run across each other, but MT has seen at least one other passenger since Tulip left and photos on Jesse’s phone have shown them going through some of the same cars she did, so at least in theory this car would be unfair if more than 1 passenger arrived at once.

On the other hand, the deer was only mildly shocked by the rules of the car. This also begins what I like to call, the “That Deer Ain’t Right” part of the night. As the deer just wasn’t quite right for the right of the night. Or perhaps it was too right…

He definitely didn’t look less like a molester after revealing he wanted to keep the kids locked in his basement car.

This is one of those times that I wish we got more time in some cars. Creepy molesting wind aside, a world you could go Harold’s Crayon on has a lot of possibilities.

And in this unfortunate screenshot the wind seems to like those possibilities.

Did I mention that deer ain’t right?

Because that deer ain’t right!

Fun though.

Comfy looking too. Also, during their argument the deer’s pillow form literally makes Jesse and MT meet in the middle of the car, I think there’s more than meets the eye when it comes to this not quite right deer.

Speaking of molester faces…though I give Sieve some leeway because I think he mostly wants to molest his partner, and they’re both adult things…

“I’m getting too old for this shit,” Mace thought before wondering when he’d get to bust out his line about being two days from retirement. Alternatively, you could image something happening right below screen, but that’s your business.

And never was there a merrier crew than the deer, the toad, the mirror, and the chump.

I must go now, my planet needs me.

Oh yeah, there’s no shipping here.

While I might poke fun at some things like shipping and the like, mostly because I know on the internet that someone’s going to bring it up, I do think whatever MT and Jesse’s relationship would be qualified as might end up a problem later in the week. As in something to keep him from going home or that starts to make his number go up. But afterwards will see a friend suggestion of something similar on his computer when he gets home about the original Tulip and that’ll be our bittersweet ending. That or the deer knocks him off because it ain’t right.

Also, I’m glad they addressed (or maybe the better term would be lamp-shaded) the Flex not being able to pop out of MT herself. It basically boiled down to “because” but at least it wasn’t ignored. I’d still say eyes would be a problem, but that’s still probably too nitpicky.