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This is Matthew Brown from Keene, NH (formerly from Gardner).

And he’s apparently been trained in the Travis Palermo school of romance, because he’s one of the creepiest social media predators we’ve ever been notified about. And multiple women have reached out about this foreskin fapnado’s tactics. Evidently his plan for finding love is simple – message random woman non-stop until they finally respond out of annoyance, then sends them a screenshot of what he pretends is his bank account showing over $300,000 and brags about how his mammoth sized womb broom will give them multiple orgasms. What girl wouldn’t be swayed by messages like these?

Stop right there. Fellas, ya see this a lot. The whole, “guess not,” “or not,” thing – that never works. It’s a pathetic display for sympathy designed to get a response. Something like, “sorry I wasn’t ignoring you, I’ve just been busy,” even though we were intentionally ignoring you the entire time, and for good reason. He just waits for women to get tired of the notifications before they finally respond out of frustration.

Saying “please” is definitely a hot pickup line for sure. Nothing says “sex me up” quite like a guy begging for it like a crotch fruit who wants ice cream after dinner.

Finally, when you ignore fuck bois like this they eventually get frustrated, stop pretending they’re one of the “nice guys,” and show you their real colors.

Ya know what, I wasn’t DTF before, but now that you’ve taken dinner and drinks off the table I realize how badly I wanted to ride your yogurt slinger.

That’s when he brings out the big guns.

He literally sends that exact screenshot to every woman he preys on, and it’s always got the exact same amount of money. Almost as if it’s not his bank account. And he sends it every single time too.

He’s become so notorious that some women preemptively tell him they want $5K when he messages them.

Huge loss to whatever unlucky girl passed on this winner.

Lots of guys with nearly half a million dollars in their bank account are looking for people to go to “meetings” with in Gardner.

Bro, you go to meetings for junkies and alcoholic. That sounds like shooting fish in a barrel. Why are you wasting your time with non-damaged strangers on Facebook when you have a plethora of pussy cornucopia in front of you?

He also has a tendency to send unsolicited dick pics too.

Stop right there. This vaj starved pervatron not only send a dick pic (without asking) with the caption “your loss” (because how can anyone woman survive without getting batted around by his bologna baton?), he then justified this sexual harassment when the woman responded horrified by saying, “you didn’t respond to ANY of my messages.” As if she’s obligated to. As if failure to do so means he has permission to send a complete stranger pictures of his mushroom machine. How dare anyone not respond to him in a timely manner.

But he STILL tried to get in her pants anyway.

Oh fuck off you flaccid douche twinkie. The only multiple thing women are getting out of you is restraining orders.

Nevertheless he still thought he had a shot by “apologizing,” saying he was sick of girls who “play games” (AKA, don’t respond to his multiple messages), telling her what a nice guy he is, and asking her out for a drink.

On Facebook he’s constantly degrading women, which is a real turn on too.

He’s shitting on women who don’t have good jobs. Meanwhile he just got a job working at Tavern in the Square in Littleton.

He’s demeaning women who have the the audacity to ignore him, and acts like they’re the bad guys after he sends unsolicited dicks pics their way. He calls himself a “real man,” when he’s going to recovery meetings in Gardner. He looks down on “sluts” and “whores” who wanna fuck in the backseat of a car, meanwhile those are exactly the kind of girls he’s looking for online. And my personal favorite is how he says he doesn’t like girls who flaunt gym selfies for validation. Who would ever post something like that?

Not him, that’s for sure.

The most disgusting and twisted thing about this ball washer is that he’s got a teenage daughter, and the women he’s sexually harassing all day are barely older than her. It doesn’t look like she lives with him luckily, but he plays up the whole, “I’m the world’s best dad” bullshit on Facebook by posting private text messages between the two of them.

In conclusion, as much fun as it is to laugh at and mock this loser, he’s actually a sexual predator and should be in jail for what he’s doing. If you walked down the street and showed me your dick I could have you arrested. But if you do it to me on Facebook somehow it’s OK. Makes sense. In the meantime the best way to combat this is public shaming. Stop being a piece of shit Matthew Brown.

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