"I shall kill you as you sleep. Repeatedly."

that or

"A rubber duckie?!? SERIOUSLY?!? This indignity is insufficient for you; you had to mock me with a DUCK?!?"

SO many things to love about this piece; the color blendings, the cat's excellent expression, the detailing with the tiny bubbles in the water, the duck, that bell that you can just imagine chiming merrily away as the cat fights for his life.... It's great!