Michigan football's Facebook account was compromised early Wednesday morning, providing everyone with a one-stop shop for bleak football news and CRAZY! most extreme selfies you'll ever see, among other gems.

21 – and counting – new posts have been published to the verified account, which boasts 1.4 million likes. Included in that batch are many that are NSFW [all sic'd]:

The 9 Things Women Love Most About Sex

When the Censors Fail – These Pics Just Got FAR More Inappropriate

10 Reasons why morning sex is best sex!

The 5 Things Women Won't Tell You About Sex

Top 10 Situations When Women Want Sex

26 Stars Without Underwear on the red carpet

15 Most Controversial Miley's Pictures

Here's a gallery of posts before they get yanked. Warning: NSFW.

UPDATE 7:45a: The finest Michigan Men are on the case.

Please be patient with us as we work diligently to get this resolved. — Michigan Football (@umichfootball) August 12, 2015

Get well soon, Blue.

[via @RedditCFB]