

Filed under: December 28, 2012, 7:21 amFiled under: Comedy

Clifford Myers is a standup comedian out of Hamilton, Ontario. Here’s what audiences have to say about Clifford.

“He scared my children. After the show he asked us for a ride home.”

“Was that the fat hairy guy who got naked and screamed into a bucket for 30 minutes? Or was that the other fat hairy guy who got naked and screamed into a bucket for 30 minutes?”

“I’m not sure if he should be allowed in public but he is and we have to live with that.”

“He comes off cute but after the “midget fire” part, it all goes to shit.”

“After the show I found him sleeping in the bathroom. I kicked him three or four times but no dice.”

“No.”

“He opened the show talking about his aboriginal roots and how hard it was being a gay woman in East Berlin. I don’t think any of that was true.”

“Whatever you do don’t sit in the front row. Or the back row. Or any of the middle rows.”

“He high-fived my grandma and that’s how she died.”