I’m back you sons of bitches and behold, the power of selling lolis! And this is what happened overnight. By the time I woke up I wasn’t even surprised by this pathetic outcome…

Yah so since it’s clear as day that all of you love No Game No Life SOOOOOO MUCH, I’ve decided to torture you not with ONE No Game No Life deck profile but TWO today. YAAAAAAAAAY~



We will first be going over a SNOWBALLY GBY deck and then afterwards a SPICY RBG deck featuring OBVIOUS BEST GIRL. You should probably skip to the one you’re interested in if you have no time or something to read all this :eyes:

Now before we get started with the cancer all over again, I want to let you guys know that you should be ashamed of yourselves that I will be brief with many of the cards today especially the ones we’ve seen from yesterday since you should have checked that one out first. If you have’t done that already, GTFO!

(and yes we are gonna use LittleAkiba for the images and HOTC translations AGAIN)

DECK #1: GBY DECK FEATURING IZUNA!

3x OP HANDFIXER FROM YESTERDAY

Once again we have our standard costless handfixer that can give you free mill and then suddenly OOF you took a fucking 3 or 4 soul to the face from this card. RUN IT if you have the deck space for it boys and girls!

2x IZUNA WHO TRIED TO BE A STRIPPER!???

[C] Your other Character in the Front Row Center Slot gains +500 Power.

[S] [(1) Rest 2 of your Characters] Look at up to 3 cards from top of your Library and search for up to 1 ::Game:: Character, reveal it, put it in your hand, and put the rest in the Waiting Room.

Finally a new card we haven’t seen before… what a shame it had just to be another nipple-less loli. It’s almost like the creator of this series has a thing for little girls without nipples ! Anyway this is an alternative to the shiro brainstorm and can net you a plus almost every single time (unless you’re a scrub that reveals 3 climaxes or events all at once). It does feel kind of bad knowing it’s tap 2 but the basically guaranteed plus is nice to have. The power to middle is the icing on the cake since we’re running on-reverse combos…

4x KUROYUKIHIME-WANNABE IZUNA

[A] When you use ACCELERATE, reveal the top card of your Library. If it’s Level 0 or lower, put it either on top or bottom of your Stock.(Climax cards are considered Level 0 for this effect. Otherwise put it back where it was)

[A] ACCELERATE [Put the top card of your Library in your Clock] At the start of your Climax Phase, you may pay cost. If so, this gains +2000 Power and +1 Soul for the turn.

Man I remember seeing someone tri field me turn with like 2 of these cards and pop off. Good thing I cancelled the dangerous swings… In all respect I’m positive many players can snowball early as long as they don’t brick and have the respective backrow essential for this deck which we will cover at level 1. DON’T TRY TO USE THIS CARD AGAINST RUNNERS OR CHASERS WHEN YOU USE THE ACCELERATE ABILITY! Otherwise happy stock charging!

3x NONFOIL SHIRO BRAINSTORM FOR BUDGET PLAYERS

The amazing brainstorm from yesterday where you get to topkekcheck and hit climaxes early by tapping itself. AND ITS A SEARCH! OPOP EASIEST PLUS OF MY LIFE!

4x SHIRO RUNNER, BUT FINALLY WITH A SHIRT ON!

If you run this card you better open this by turn 1 like a good player! Also if you run any less than 4 I’m going to magically teleport behind you and it’s going to look like something like this

TIME FOR THE LEVEL 1s:

3x I DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE IT WAS YUNG SORA

[C] ASSIST All your ::Game:: Characters in front of this gain +X Power. X = 500 times Level of that Character.

[A] CX COMBO When “Promise Between the Two” is placed in your Climax Zone, choose 1 of your other Characters, and that Character gains the following ability for the turn. “[A] When the Battle Opponent of this becomes Reversed, look at up to 4 cards from top of your Library and search for up to 1 ::Game:: Character, reveal it, put it in your hand, and put the rest in the Waiting Room.”

Ayyyy there’s your free mill right there ASSUMING you got that reverse off. Don’t forgetti that the climax is a STOCK SOUL so you better have created some open slots with that runner of yours to get free reverses off of shitters! A good thing about this cxc is that you don’t have to itself or anything so it’s perfect for Shirtless Izuna 0/0 as a TAP target. Being a level assist also helps since it only scales better as the game goes on when people start playing early plays or even 2/1s. I would like to point out that this is a decent back up plan in case you just take too much damage early on to the point you don’t want to accelerate any further to fall behind in damage.

3x OLD CAT MAN WHO PROTECCS LOLIS

[A] When this is placed from hand to the Stage, look at up to 2 cards from top of your Opponent’s Library and put them on top of the Library in the same order.

[A] When you use ACCELERATE, choose 1 of your Characters, and that Character gains the following ability for the turn. “[A] [(1)] When the Battle Opponent of this becomes Reversed, you may pay cost. If so, search your Library for up to 1 ::Game:: Character, reveal it, put it in your hand, and shuffle your Library.”

[S] [Rest this] Choose 1 of your Characters, and that Character gains +1500 Power for the turn.

Have you ever worked with that one guy who does literally everything in your group while everyone else just slacks off until the last minute possible, even though he carried your ass he never takes credit for anything and is ultimately forgotten outside of the brief spotlight he got for saving everyone? That’s THIS guy.

First of all as soon as you play him you’ll never have to worry about clocking a climax for your first (and hopefully only) accelerate. This guy also gives a whopping 1500 power which is crucial for the previously mentioned stock soul combo we just covered. The fact that it ends off with a pay 1 search is also quite beneficial for the deck in terms of selection since you already have free mill from the stock soul cxc. I’m sure its safe to say that this dude is pretty important in the green color builds.

4x IZUNA DANCING TO MAI MY TONIGHT FROM LOVE LIVE SUNSHINE

[A] ACCELERATE [Put the top card of your Library in your Clock] At the start of your Climax Phase, you may pay cost. If so, this gains +1000 Power and the following ability for the turn. “[A] When the Battle Opponent of this becomes Reversed, look at up to 4 cards from top of your Library and search for up to 1 ::Game:: Character, reveal it, put it in your hand, and put the rest in the Waiting Room.”

AHA. Just when you thought that the 1/1 CXC didn’t give enough free mill, you get THIS CARD. Of course, given the backrow we just went over and the 1/1 Yung Sora requirements, this card is the perfect candidate to stack all the effects on. To snowball like a fed Zed with full items, you want to guarantee that reverse and usually stack power and all the effects onto this card and as long as you didn’t fuck up, you probably won’t lose the game now. Watch your opponent tear their hair out as you make Accel World look like child’s play!

3X YOU WISH IT WAS COST-LESS POT OF GREED

Damn another list that runs this event… It’s like people love paying out dirty stock or something! It’s honestly hard to say no to plusses given an opportunity so why not right?

TIME FOR THE LEVEL 2S

2x SORA ACTING LIKE HE HAS GOOD TASTE

[A] [(1) Put a Character from your Stage in the Waiting Room] When you use the BACKUP of this, you may pay cost. If so, choose 1 of your Opponent’s Level 2 or higher Characters, and that Character gets -1 Soul for the turn.

[S] [Counter] BACKUP 2500 Level 2 [(1) Discard this card from your hand to the Waiting Room]

We all know that one dude in our friend group who’s a pretentious douche and not sure why we’re even friends with to begin with. In this case that person would probably say “NGNL didn’t need a level 2 anti-change backup” LUL. WELL HE’S WRONG . Anyway since you don’t have an anti-change backup this is a card that gets more important when your opponent is trying to finish you off. You can potentially ruin his or her dank swings for precise lethal if they give you the chance to use this back up. It may just save your life!

1x THAT CLOCK SUICIDER I WAS TALKING ABOUT FROM YESTERDAY

[A] When this becomes Reversed, if the Level of the Battle Opponent of this is higher than the Level of the Opponent, you may put the top card of your Opponent’s Clock in the Waiting Room. If so, put that Character in Clock.

HEY uh. REMEMBER that one time I talked about the importance of hard removal during level 2? WELL I HOPE YOU DO because that’s what this card does! Blablablah bad damage economy WHO CARES. You want to get rid of that Fuuka from Vivid Strike with 3 markers underneath and you don’t run bounce triggers? Better use this card!

4x THIS SHIRO YOU PROBABLY NEVER EXPECTED

[C] For each of your other “Young Shiro” in the Front Row, this gains +2000 Power.

[A] CX COMBO When the Battle Opponent of this becomes Reversed, if “Promise Between the Two” is in your Climax Zone, draw up to 1 card, and put up to 1 card from top of your Library in your Stock.

Damn well that’s quite the interesting level 2 game. It almost reminds me of the times I was playing KKK (no not the stupid Ku Klux KLAN) deck in Rewrite and I was playing the 2/1 Kagari to gain my dank plusses except you can’t early play this one. On the other hand, an advantage this one gets is that it becomes THICC with that previous YUNG SORA we talked. Either way if you end up pulling this off expect a lot of dank stock!

Also I can’t help but notice how the perfectly the 1/1 Yung Sora assist supports this Shiro. It’s almost kind of cute really.

HEY LOOK ITS ALREADY TIME FOR THE LEVEL 3s!

2x IZUNA BEING KAWAII

[C] If you have 4 or more ::Game:: Characters, this gets -1 Level while in your hand.

[C] For each of your other ::Game:: Characters in the Back Row, this gains +500 Power.

[A] When this is placed from hand to the Stage, you may put the top card of your Clock in the Waiting Room.

At first glance this may seem like a mediocre early play healer. However the condition is so free to the point its not even a real condition anymore which alone makes this worth playing other than for a heal. This card is honestly what Y/B decks probably kind of wants for its level 2 game which is a shame since Izuna has the SUPERIOR COLOR GREEN. In addition, this deck makes a ton of resources so early playing this shouldn’t be too much of an issue. My only real gripe is that there’s only 2 copies of this card but that’s just my personal checklist requiring 4 minimum healers in almost every deck. SORRY GUYS I JUST LOVE HEALZ.

4x SHIRO WHO KNEW BIKINIS WEREN’T A GOOD IDEA

THIS TIME WE’RE PLAYING THE CLIMAX COMBO FOR THIS LOLI. As long as you have the climax ready in hand you’ll basically never have to worry about power since almost nothing can stop this restander. Instead you’ll have to worry about anti-damage or rest counters… which you can solve with a certain tech if you’re that scared A.K.A.

A TD+ CARD

This player certainly is not scared of anti damages, sack anti-changes, rest counters or anything like that. However if you do see people run that crap in your locals, this definitely is a decent tech!

We’re almost done with the first deck but here are the climaxes we run:

This stock soul combos with the Yung’ Sora and 2/1 Yung Shiro. Remember getting the reverses off are crucial in the deck so check your POWER LEVELS frequently when needed.

This one combos off with your level 3 Shiro! I’m kind of surprised because normally these kind of triggers are PANTS (or gates if you believe in Bushiroad’s bullshit terms).

Final thoughts on deck #1:

I feel that accelerate decks share basically the same common weakness that if it’s behind too early in damage it’s very hard to come back. However this deck does have a plan B unlike most of the accelerate decks which is kind of appealing. Being able to gain stock early fast while plussing in hand size like a madman should spell out HIGH RISK HIGH REWARD. If you’re into that kind of deck while wanting to lick loli armpits like a fucking rabid animal, I highly suggest you try out this deck.

DECK #2: RGB WALKING SEX STANDBY JIBRIL DECK

Now before I get into this, I just want to say this is so far probably my favorite out of all the NGNL decks we’ve covered so far. Why? Isn’t it obvious? NGNL is all about the tiddies but why feature the girls with none at all? It just doesn’t make ANY SENSE!

This one is going to be heavily Jibril focused as you can tell and you can expect some STANDBY ACTION! Let’s start off with the 0s!

4x THIS FUCKING OP HANDFIXER AGAIN

3x THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A RR

[A] When this attacks, if you have 1 or fewer other Character, you may put the top card of your Library in the Waiting Room. If it’s a Level 0 or lower Character, put that Character in any Slot in the Back Row.

[A] When this becomes Reversed, if the Level of the Battle Opponent of this is 0 or lower, you may put the top card of your Opponent’s Clock in the Waiting Room. If so, put that Character in Clock.

I’ve seen cucks play less than 4 runners because of this card. DON’T BE ONE OF THOSE GUYS. This is a great way to plus straight to the backrow but it’s a bit less reliable than the other same profiles because those ones usually feature a top check. In other words, this card is stronger when played with cards such as your runner or your brainstorm to increase your chances of plussing to backrow.

Of course, this card is meant to be your green splash and being 500 power is perfect for removing those annoying Kabans in the kemono matchup (if people still play that deck in your area that is).

2x OF THIS SMOKIN’ HOT ANGEL

[A] When this is placed from hand to the Stage, put the top 2 cards of your Library in the Waiting Room. If there is at least 1 Climax card among them, you may put the top card of your Opponent’s Library in the Waiting Room. If so, choose a card in your Opponent’s Waiting Room and put it on top of the Library.

[A] [Discard a Climax card from your hand to the Waiting Room] When this is placed from hand to the Stage, you may pay cost. If so, choose a ::Game:: Character in your Waiting Room and return it to your hand.

Ayyy more free mill 2 cards. Cept this one is more annoying because you usually choose a climax and force them to pay it out next turn! Most of the time though you’ll be using this to convert the useless standby climaxes in your hand into useful characters. Can’t say no to more handfixing!

4x GOOD CARDS WE WENT OVER BEFORE

4x MORE GOOD CARDS WE WENT OVER BEFORE

ON. TO. THE. LEVEL. 1s.

4x CRAZY ANGEL HUNGRY FOR COCK KNOWLEDGE

[A] When your Climax card is placed in the Climax Zone, this gains +1500 Power for the turn.

[A] CX COMBO [(1)] When ‘”Death” Itself’ is placed in your Climax Zone, if this is in the Front Row, you may pay cost. If so, choose 1 of your other ::Game:: Characters and Stand it.

Man, I wish Chris from Symphogear got the exact effect as this one… The previous profiles of this card involved clocking the top card of your library as the cost but I honestly prefer paying 1 stock. This will be your primary level 1 climax combo to stand your beefy level 2s and maybe even level 3s depending on the game state and rekt your opponent up the anus. For those new players, what I mean is you’ll be able to ATTACK WITH the massive card you chose with the standby climax by paying 1 stock.

The only real problem I have with this climax combo is that playing standby from hand almost always feels horrible at level 1 but if you think of it as a delayed 1k1 of some sort, it honestly isn’t so bad (assuming your walls live for the next turn and have opened slots for extra soul).

3x THIS BUSTY DUMB STEPH

[C] If you have 2 or more other ::Game:: Characters, this gains +1500 Power and “[A] ENCORE [Discard a Character card from your hand to the Waiting Room]”.

CONDITION? HAHAHA what a joke. The only real time you won’t have 2 or more game characters is at level 0 but NO ONE is gonna be killing steph at that phase. Basically if you trigger standby at level 0 this is almost always going to be the target you’re looking for first.

1x 11 YEAR OLD WITH DIRTY PANTSU ON HER HEAD

[A] [(1) Put a card from your hand in your Clock] When you use the BACKUPof this, you may pay cost. If so, choose 1 of your Opponent’s Characters whose Level is higher than the Level of the Opponent and put it on the bottom of the Library.

[S] [Counter] BACKUP 1500, Level 1 [(1) Discard this card from your hand to the Waiting Room]

Oh man. A level 1 anti-change backup with a heavy cost. Some of you guys probably love this card while some of you wish it never happened. The cost would have been probably alright if it didn’t bottom deck a character but yeah… Most of the time you’ll actually be holding onto this card in your hand if you actually play it instead of using it as a backup at level 1. What counts is the surprise factor. If most people don’t expect it then this will win you games. Since Standby decks are so focused on establishing a strong field, I do feel this backup is necessary in this sort of deck.

WOW LOOK ITS TIME FOR LEVEL 2s ALREADY. See how fast we go when we don’t have to go over cards we’ve already talked about?

1x THIS CARD THAT MIGHT SAVE YOUR LAIFU

Only this time, this card is actually going to be used at level 2 since you actually have a level 2 game. Don’t feel afraid to protect your characters with this pretentious Sora!

1x BOMB THAT EVERY Y/B NGNL PLAYER WISHED THEY HAD

3x ACTUAL LEVEL 1-2 GAME JIBRIL

[C] If you have 2 or more other ::Game:: Characters, this gains +2000 Power.

[A] ENCORE [Discard a ::Game:: Character card from your hand to the Waiting Room]

OH LOOK, ANOTHER CARD WITH THE EASIEST CONDITION IN THE WORLD. And this one has 2 SOUL! This is the babe you want ideally at level 1 with the previously talked about Jibril standby combo. The hand encore really helps in case you’re playing against a deck that suddenly gets stupidly big at level 1 like Accel World (LUL). Lets be honest though, no one is probably running over this card…

1x MORE CARDS TO PROTECC YOUR THICC JIBRILS

1x SHIRO THAT WILL GRAB YOUR CLIMAX COMBO

THATS IT FOR LEVEL 2s. WE ALMOST DONE BOIZ!

4x BRAVE BIRD JIBRIL

[A] When this is placed from hand to the Stage, you may put the top card of your Clock in the Waiting Room.

[A] [Discard 2 cards from your hand to the Waiting Room] When this attacks, you may pay cost. If so, deal 1 Damage to your Opponent. (Damage Cancel can occur)

Oh baby! A healer finisher and one that doesn’t rely on a climax combo! THIS MAKES ME ALMOST NUTTTTT. The ditch 2 can be quite costly on the hand but that just means you can’t spam multiples of this card over and over. Overall, I like this card a lot more than the spicy “HAHA YOU PLAYED YOURSELF” Sora healer finisher since it means you can reliably run the cxc for the Shiro restander.

3x SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, IT’S SHIRO

AND FINALLY

3x IZUNA WE ALL SPLASHED GREEN FOR

Remember how I talked about how I thought this was the superior early play compared to the Shiro one? Yah THIS DUDE ACTUALLY SPLASHED GREEN FOR HER! I’m so happy :yuzusob:

On another note: Not only do you have healer finishers but by running early play healers you have a lot of healing opportunities. You can potentially outstall some decks that don’t have strong finishing potential~ which is a +1 from me.

LASTLY, here are the climaxes we run:

This edgy looking climax combos with your level 1 Jibril. Hopefully you don’t have 3 of them in your opening hand in most games…

And of course the cxc used for the Shiro restander that will make her HUGE on offence!

FINAL THOUGHTS ON DECK #2:

Of course I can go on for days and days on how Jibril is objectively best girl. Some pros to this deck involve being able to have the best TRIGGER to sack your way through the game. You have probably the best level 2 game available to NGNL which is nothing to scoff at. The downside is that you have might miss on your chance to do lots of soul damage early on since Standby feels terrible at times to play from your hand. But hey! At least as long as your walls survive (they usually will btw) you can open up slots to deal damage the turn right after!

Overall I really like this deck and think it’s a very creative way to play NGNL. This top end is already pretty good but the only real way to improve this is to play Steph top end… which can be pretty fricking nasty but also has the downside of playing worst girl…

AND WE’RE FINALLY FUCKING DONE. I know this article was a bit longer than the last one but for those who took your time to read more about No Game No Life… I am sincerely grateful for you guys. You’re the real MVPs and the reason I even bothered to start writing. If people continue sending deck builds, I will make more of these but LET’S TAKE A BREAK FROM NO GAME NO LIFE for now.

Hint: Symphogear is probably next on the list