The Headless Rant this week's rant: MY GIRLFIEND IS PROBABLY SUCKING COCK WHILE I UPDATE THIS WEBSITE here i am, sitting at this stupid computer, periodically touching my wang while my girlfriend is most likely periodically touching some other dude's wang while his compatriot films their sexual escapades. oh well, i guess i will continue to sit here and dwell on the images that keep popping into my head of my lover being pounded by a nine inch monster-weenis . i guess it is possible that she isn't being photographed while she fucks her brains out...BUT IT'S NOT LIKELY! i can hear her now, "ahh...mr. goodfucks it is so nice to finally get some good dicking. my libido-less boyfriend never humps me even when i ask nicely at 3 O-FUCKING-CLOCK-IN-THE-SHITTING-A-M!!" ah well, there's nothing i can do except to sit back and have no idea as to what the little exhi-bitch-inist is really doing. beating off would probably pass the time. i think i will go do that. until next time...STAY HEADLESS!!