Clown Shoes Brewing’s Vampire Slayer will mark the brewery’s 2nd Anniversary. (Hoppy Feet was Year 1). This stout might actually be a fix for the Twilight vampires out there. It’s brewed with real holy water, from Discount Catholic Products. The brewery has been asking priests to come bless the beer with their own holy water, a request that the Catholic Church hasn’t been too keen on.

In a world full of uncertianty, hardship and people trying to hold us back, do we need Vampires too? Clown Shoes says, “No! Die, monsters die!” Our second anniversary ale incorporates signature dark malts, holy water, and malt smoked locally with hickory, beechwood, and vampire killing steaks.

Style: Smoked Imperial Stout

Availability: 22oz bombers

Arrival: January-February, 2012

11% ABV