Let's play the game "What Can I Find to Complain About Today," with your host Rep. Nancy Pelosi!

During the California congresswoman's weekly press briefing, a reporter asked whether Democrats should give border wall funding at this point in time. Every time you think Pelosi's going to zig, she zags all over the place with some remark that can only bear the name "Nancy Pelosi" as its owner.

Here's are Pelosi's response in the form of broken sentences:

First of all, I think the border...Did you see it? How high it is and the rest of the president's [unintelligible]? I mean, really? In a civilized society we do something like that? As obnoxious as it is. You know, that's a community there with a border running through it.

You know what? You're right, Nancy! Maybe instead of a border wall that's actually worth a damn, we could just install speed bumps as to not agitate the people coming into this country illegally? We wouldn't want to hurt their apparently delicate sensibilities, would we?

In case you want video evidence of Pelosi's grammatical prowess, here ya go: