As a lover film, fashion and the feeling that I’m entitled to judge the choices of famous people, watching the Oscars is a must for me every year. This year I’ve been tasked to create the official FTB Oscars drinking game, so without further ado let’s crack the cheap champagne and get this party started!

TAKE A DRINK IF…

-Melissa McCarthy appears onstage. Not only is she awesome, but she’ll probably be drinking too.

-The camera pans to a stern looking Leonardo Dicaprio, Daniel Day Lewis or Joaquin Pheonix.

-Anytime anyone mentions Judy Dench, Maggie Smith or Meryl Streep. Double shot for mentioning Harvey Weinstein.

-If Seth MacFarlane makes fun of Ben Affleck.

-Anytime anyone apologizes for their bad English.

-Anytime someone declares “It’s an honor just to be nominated” or “I didn’t prepare anything”

-Every time you don’t know who the dead celebrity is in the “In Memoriam” montage

CHUG A BEER IF…

-Anne Hathaway loses for Best Supporting Actress

-Django unchained wins Best Picture

-Phillip Seymor Hoffman smiles