You just knocked the taillight out of your Ford F-150 and you're fixing to duct-tape it back on. Stop! Now there's a way to make the redneck stereotype even more, well, rednecky.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

The Duck Tape brand of duct tape makers have just introduced college-themed duct tape rolls. Yes, it's the latest officially licensed collegiate product (you'd thought you'd seen them all) and many of your favorite SEC teams are represented: Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, Florida, Louisiana State. Oddly, and likely to promote a backlash by duct-tape-loving Bulldogs, while Ole Miss gets a tape, Mississippi State doesn't. The Fodder is willing bet that State fans use at least as much duct tape as fans of the team formerly known as the Rebels.

For snowbirds looking to patch up their RVs, even schools like Penn State are represented. Duck Tape does not play favorites. It just sticks.

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Why did Duck Tape do this? To quote their pitchmen, the college-themed tape: "Adds an unexpected and creative touch to any project, while being practical, functional and affordable. ... Fans tailgating on game day will find endless ways to utilize this festive duct tape, including creating team pennants and flags, decorating folding tables and chairs, securing open food bags and containers, and dressing up clothing and accessories. Students looking to spice up their dorm rooms and belongings can use College Duck Tape to decorate furniture, wrap up loose cords, decorate laptops and reinforce worn backpacks."

Wait, did you just use duct tape and "decorate" in the same paragraph? Now you're talking our language.

Here's the full list of schools that now have their own duct tape:

University of Alabama

University of Nebraska

Appalachian State University

Oklahoma State University

The University of Arizona

The University of Oklahoma

Arizona State University

Ole Miss

The University of Arkansas

University of Oregon

Auburn University

Oregon State University

Clemson University

Penn State

University of Florida

University of South Carolina

The Florida State University

The University of Tennessee

University of Georgia

The University of Texas

The University of Kansas

University of North Carolina

University of Kentucky

Virginia Tech

Louisiana State University

Wake Forest University