Came home today and saw a package poorly hidden behind a flowerpot. Joy of joys, could it be...IT WAS! Saw the Reddit alien from a mile away!

I ran inside and started to rip it open. It had a good weight, a good rattle, and a solid feel, just like a proper present should. Open it up and...holy smokes, looks at all the stuff!! Is that...could it be?

HOMEMADE TREATS!! JERKY!! A NOTE!

The note was typed AND hand written. b-b-b-baaaaaam! The treats are healthy (and delicious!!) and they include nutritional information. That's what I call attention to detail!

But wait...there's more? A picture frame! And what's in it??

I'M IN IT!

An AWESOME caricature of me! With even more awesome (awkward?) jogging pants. They're even too short, as most pants are on me.

Holy smokes, this gift is amazing.

THANK YOU nisula!!

THANK YOU redditgifts for putting this all together.

My holidays got off to a fantastic start!