EASY ACCESS: PlayPants feature "convenient" hidden zips, and are set to go on sale after hitting their $20k crowdfunding target.

If you're one of "those" couples who like to get far too intimate in public (shame on you), then you might want to consider picking up the creepiest piece of clothing we've ever seen.

Introducing the PlayPants, the new jeans featuring completely unzippable hidden front pockets - yes, that's completely unzippable hidden pockets - to offer "easy access" to either your, or your partner's, genitals. Delightful (and so very hygienic, we're sure).

Conjuring up images of THAT There's Something About Mary scene featuring Ben Stiller, a zipper, and some poor trapped "Frank and Beans", the button-heavy jeans are the work of Lithuanian designer Robert Kalinkin.

PlayPants FUMBLE AROUND NO MORE: The jeans are great for itching private parts in public, or a lonely date at the cinema, their designer says.

And thanks to the 68 generous benefactors who delved deep in their pockets (presumably as-of-yet unzippable ones), they could be coming to a shop near you after Kalinkin's Kickstarter campaign to raise £10,000 (NZ$19,848) hit its goal.

The pants, he says, can solve a number of problems that may be plaguing you, whether that's a "boring corporate meeting, a dull love life, or a lonely single night at the cinema".

Cue reams of potential customers hoping these come out in time for the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel.

The low-rise, drop-crotch double-button fly jeans also offer a solution to pesky itchy privates while out in public, Kalinkin says.

"When not in use, the pockets function just as any other pockets would - you can safely store your belongings in them," the Kickstarter campaign says of the jeans, for which there is no set release date or price as of yet.

"And don't worry - the zippers are safe and secure, so your most precious possessions are at no risk."

PlayPants - coming soon (with a set of indecent exposure lawsuits surely set to follow).

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