Barney Stinson Quotes

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever. Permalink: You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.

Permalink: You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever. Added: March 31, 2014

I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years. Permalink: I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years.

Permalink: I was about to enter my golden years. My Clooney years. Added: March 31, 2014

If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone. Permalink: If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone.

Permalink: If it wasn't going to happen with Robin, then it's not going to happen with anyone. Added: March 31, 2014

Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore. Permalink: Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore.

Permalink: Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore. Added: March 31, 2014

Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl. Well, check it. I got her. Permalink: Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl. Well, check it. I got...

Permalink: Remember when you told me to stop messing around and go get the girl. Well, check it. I got... Added: March 31, 2014

You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly.

Marshall Permalink: You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly.

Permalink: You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly. Added: March 17, 2014

No more books Ted. I don't like the person you become when you read books. Permalink: No more books Ted. I don't like the person you become when you read books.

Permalink: No more books Ted. I don't like the person you become when you read books. Added: March 17, 2014

Marshall: Well it's official. I'm going to be Judge Marshall Eriksen.

Ranjit: That is great. Can you help me get a driver's license?

Barney: A what? Permalink: A what?

Permalink: A what? Added: March 10, 2014

Ted: She walks down the aisle. You say your vows, you go to the reception, you have your first dance. Before you know it, just like magic, you realize, it's a perfect fit.

Barney: You're right Ted, this is the one. Permalink: You're right Ted, this is the one.

Permalink: You're right Ted, this is the one. Added: March 03, 2014

Is it weird to get married in a suit that you may have worn while banging a female rodeo clown? I know what you're wondering. Yes the carpet matched the drapes. Permalink: Is it weird to get married in a suit that you may have worn while banging a female rodeo...

Permalink: Is it weird to get married in a suit that you may have worn while banging a female rodeo... Added: March 03, 2014

Barney: I need you to help me pick the suit I'm gonna wear when I walk down the aisle.

Ted: Ok, Robin walks down the aisle you wait at the end of it.

Barney: Ok then the suit I'll be wearing when they all stand as I enter the chapel.

Ted: Also her. Permalink: Also her.

Permalink: Also her. Added: March 03, 2014