Located in a south suburb of Houston, Texas called Pasadena, are these two 1963 Corvette roadsters. They’re advertised here on craigslist as a package deal for $30,000. One red, one silver.

Why the deep-discount pricing? Because they’re both total disasters, of course!

We have a silver convertible, which looks to have been wrecked on the driver’s front corner.

And did someone order a bright red convertible in ‘Extra-Crispy’? It appears to have been involved in a garage fire.

The interior and top frame were fully involved as well as the body.

The interior of the silver car looks salvageable. The owner says both are small block cars with manual transmissions. He says neither are in running condition, and I believe him.

If these were “normal” cars, conventional wisdom would have it that one would be used as a parts car for the other. But these are mid-year Corvettes, and conventional wisdom is not all that conventional here.

Some would insist on seeing them as two separate project cars and make big plans to fix both. One thing all of us would agree on, is that either car would require an incredible outlay of cash. Spend like you mean it. Teach your bank account and credit cards a lesson they’ll never forget!

When finished, someone would have two cars worth north of at least $60,000. But, how much would it cost to get there? A hundred thousand? More? So, what do you think? Is this one project car or two? Or zero? Let us know what you think.