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Amphibious Aliens



By EelKat Wendy C Allen



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If you came here hoping to find aliens, there are no aliens here.

This page is about the drug dealers of Old Orchard Beach, and the wild alien rumours they have spread about my neighbour - Etiole, a French-Jewish Holocaust survivor who was horribly disfigured in WWII, and whom local religious fanatics call "a demon", while the local UFO conspiracy theorists call him "The Amphibious Alien".

This page is 80,000+ words long and will take you at minimum 8 hours to read. If you are looking for a 15 minute TL;DR summary of it, that can be found HERE.

This Page Contains:

The Original Article was 20,000 Words Long (About 50 Pages)



The Add Ons Throughout the Years



The 2017 10th Anniversary Update Is An Additional 20,000



It Will Take You

Several HOURS Each of Several DAYS

To Read This Entire Article

In Addition To The Article, There Are Now 300+ Video Interviews

Giving More Details Of Etiole,

The Haunted Car,

The Stephen King Film Crew,

The Feud Between The Atwater & Cyr Gypsy Clans,

The Arrival of The Ku Klux Klan in the Middle of All of It,

and The Too Gay For Old Orchard beach Court Case

That Resulted From

The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall's

Outlandish Move To

Ban All LGBTQ & None White People

From Living In Our Town Only a small fraction of the article is on this page;

This page is the condensed 7,500 word abridged edition.

The full complete article is too long for one web page,

an index of all it's parts is here.

(Note the entire article is being manually moved from the old web site

and not all pages will be on here at EelKat.com until about August 2017) (March 4, 2017) If you are someone new to me, my site, or my experiences, then you are probably wondering what this page is. Of course if you are a long time follower, then you already know (And welcome back!) For those of you new to me, my site, and of course Etiole, a quick summary of what this page is about: In 1978, a group of about 25 children ages 3 to 12, went looking for frogs in the swamps of the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, where they encountered a creature of debatable origins, whom is often thought of by most people who heard the childrens' story, as an alien. Most adults discredited the story as children with wild imaginations playing with an imaginary friend... until one after another these children began dying horrific deaths, several of which involved their bodies turning up headless. Today 40 years later, only 2 of these children are still alive. I am one of these two children. What you will find on this page is details of the original encounter, the hundreds of encounters to follow over the next 4 decades... and the response from the terror crazed adults of Old Orchard Beach, Maine who, believing they were fighting a demon that was eating their children, lashed out at what they claimed was a demon possessed car. (The real life Christine, a 1964 Dodge 330, that had been the inspiration for Stephen King's Christine book and movie, a car which I bought in 1983, and was the same car, that the little man we children had met in the swamp had started living in shortly after I bought it.) What you are about to read is Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole and The World's Most Haunted Car - The 10th Anniversary of the Squidoo Lens Edition, including an update on the events to occur in the past 10 years since the original April 15, 2007 release of the Squidoo edition of the article. {{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans! As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month! We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published. We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term! With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay! These amazing results are all thanks to one article: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, as well as the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible. {{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by! ~EK



Amphibious Aliens

Etiole: The Creature of Debatable Origins

You people asked for a 10th anniversary update. Well, here it is.

It has been 10 years since the publication of the Squidoo article known as Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car. (April 15, 2007) And 3 years since it was taken offline (August 2013). Today's date is March 4, 2017, and this new page and series of videos is being made in answer to fan requests for an update on the situation surrounding the events mentioned in the article.

Home Again! May 15, 2010 Five days after being stolen, cut up, and sold to a car crusher, by the religion crazed, demon hunter residents of Old Orchard Beach, The World's Most Haunted Car is found and it's battered remains are brought back home.

Lives Destroyed

By Busy-Bodies, Superstitions, & Hate

It says a lot about the state of society, or rather the state of Old Orchard Beach's mentality (or lack there of?) when crimes that were obviously committed by a human (one of THEM) turn an entire town of Old Orchard Beach into a terror crazed war path of destruction against a half blind crippled woman (crippled, might I add, by THEM beating her up), her car, her cats, her home, all because they believe she's hiding a demon from them?

The request has been made for the Amphibious Aliens article to return back online, after 3 years offline, since the death of Squidoo, with fans of the article saying it is "the greatest alien abduction story" ever known.

The problem with this being, I actually do not believe I was abducted, never claimed I was abducted, and was clueless as to what the MUFON people were talking about when they showed up in my yard to interview me. So I do not use the term abductee. I had not heard of the term before people started contacting me, after my uncle wrote several articles online about things that had happened to me and several of my cousins back in the 1970s.

One of the most frustrating parts of this whole ordeal is how much rude, inconsiderate, and in some cases outright violent, mostly religion crazed, hate filled people have disrupted my life over this one thing, which I never thought was a big deal, until total strangers, gossiping busy bodies, and house bombing, car vandalizing, cat murdering vandals took it upon themselves to cleanse the world of what they called "a demon", with them originally calling him a transvestite and progressing to calling me one.



Small town hysteria at it's worst. A tourists town that smiles ans acts sweet from May to September, then pulls out their shotguns and shoots everyone not white enough, not Christian enough, not straight enough, or in any way not a carbon copy of themselves. Take white power anti-Semite, religion crazed, gun toting fanatics, and have MUFON running manically around town asking where to find a Jewish Gypsy that has a transvestite alien living in her car...

Yeah... that's what happened.

How long did these so called "researchers" think they could run around a hive of neo-Nazis and Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, asking where a Jewish Gypsy lived, before the hood when on, the white crosses went up, and the terrorist attacks against all things Jewish and Gypsy started?

(No, I'm not Jewish, either. My people were Jewish about 5,000 years ago, and for some reason, that's enough for anti-semites and Christians to refer to me as Jewish, even though I'm actually Mormon)

Had the MUFON investigators had any actual professionalism, they would have ACTUALLY RESEARCHED the town they were traipsing around in, and found out what KIND of politics their were governing the area.

REAL RESEARCHERS would have DONE THEIR RESEARCH and found out

REAL RESEARCHERS would have done what REAL RESEARCHERS do and done their RESEARCH with minimal damage.

Did they do that?

No.

Lives were destroyed.

People have been murdered.

4 people have been beheaded.

500 pets kidnapped.

140 families terrorized...

...and because so-called MUFON investigators wanted to find an EBE at ANY cost and did not care the lives destroyed in the process.

We should rename this article "how to destroy lives."

Maine: The Way Life Should Be?

Old Orchard Beach, Maine, USA

1st Place Winner

Stamp Chosen By U.S. Postal Service To Represent The Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, in 2005



by by Photographer: EelKat Wendy C. Allen, 2004 Lives Destroyed In Old Orchard Beach: How To Destroy Lives:

A Lesson Brought To You By The Hate Mongers Of Old Orchard Beach How To Destroy Lives, Using Old Orchard Beach Residents Methods Step #1: Build a bomb. Take a grease fryer. Fill it with fly tapes. Break into the house of a Jew, a Gypsy, a Muslim, a black family, anyone LGBTQ, any one non-white or non Christian. Break into their home at 1AM. Put the grease fryer on the counter, make it look like something they already owned, so the firemen won't suspect it anything other then a kitchen fire. Turn it on high. And run like hell. Get out of that house before it blows sky high with the family inside asleep in their beds. ...a bomb blew up my house, ...a different bomb blew up my doctor's office, also killing my doctor, ...lives destroyed the name of religion, ...lives destroyed the name of killing demons. Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The "family friendly" town, a town that is only "family friendly" if you're white or Christian. And that is how you have lives destroyed in the "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach by the "family friendly" residents of Old Orchard Beach, in the name of being "family friendly", and no one cares, why would they? We are ONLY non-white Jewish Gypsies after all. Let's move on the anti-Semite, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach's Step #2 of How To Destroy Lives...

Lives Destroyed By Bombs & Murder How To Destroy Lives, Using Old Orchard Beach Residents Methods Step #2: Gather up an axe, a chainsaw, a sledgehammer, and a tining fork... head to the nearest driveway of a Jew, a Gypsy, a Muslim, a black family, anyone LGBTQ, any one non-white or non Christian. Lash out at their car. Smash the glass. Bash the metal. Cut it in half...while screaming God told you to... God told you to kill the car, to kill the demon living inside the car. ...my 1964 Dodge 330 Limited Edition was cut in half, ...my 1974 AMC Gremlin was cut in half,

...my 1974 AMC Hornet was cut in half,

...my 1976 AMC Gremlin was cut in half,

...thousands of gallons of feces being put in my motorhome home, ...lives destroyed in the name of religion, ...lives destroyed in the name of killing demons. Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The "family friendly" town, a town that is only "family friendly" if you're white or Christian.

And that is how you have lives destroyed in the "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach by the "family friendly" residents of Old Orchard Beach, in the name of being "family friendly", and no one cares, why would they? We are ONLY non-white Jewish Gypsies after all. Let's move on the anti-Semite, gay hating, white power town of Old Orchard Beach's Step #3 of How To Destroy Lives... Lives Destroyed By Destruction and Violance How To Destroy Lives, Using Old Orchard Beach Residents Methods Step #3: Break into the house of a Jew, a Gypsy, a Muslim, a black family, anyone LGBTQ, any one non-white or non Christian. Break into their home kidnap their pets, leave an 8 foot tall white cross behind. Send heads of the pets home to their owners. ...my cats being kidnapped, ...the heads of my cats being nailed to my door, ...10 of my cats are still being held hostage, ...140 families in Old Orchard Beach have reported more then 500 pets, mostly cats, kidnapped in the past 3 years, ...lives destroyed in the name of religion, ...lives destroyed in the name of killing demons. Welcome to Old Orchard Beach. The "family friendly" town, a town that is only "family friendly" if you're white or Christian.

And that is how you have lives destroyed in the "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach by the "family friendly" residents of Old Orchard Beach, in the name of being "family friendly", and no one cares, why would they? We are ONLY non-white Jewish Gypsies after all. Welcome to the anti-Semite, gay hating, cat murdering, house bombing, "family friendly" white power town of Old Orchard Beach, were the residents reek destruction and death with gleeful abandon, without guilt, without remorse, and without one single police officer with the balls to stand up to the hate mongers of this town. Lives Destroyed By Extreme Levels of Horrific Animal Abuse Lives Destroyed By Do-Gooders Doing "Gods Will" Lives Destroyed By Busy-Bodies on the Look Out For "Evil" Non-Whites Lives Destroyed By Superstition, Religion, & Hate Welcome:

To The "Family Friendly"

Terrorist Town

of

Old Orchard Beach Is THIS Really The Way

Life Should Be?

It says a lot about the state of society, or rather the state of Old Orchard Beach's mentality (or lack there of?) when crimes that were obviously committed by a human (one of THEM) turn an entire town of Old Orchard Beach into a terror crazed war path of destruction against a half blind crippled woman (crippled, might I add, by THEM beating her up), her car, her cats, her home, all because they believe she's hiding a demon from them?



Etiole has lived in peace, never bothering anyone, hidden away from the public eye. His life has been destroyed. You members of MUFON who did not think about the consequences of your actions, YOU have destroyed his life.

Were the lives destroyed by your selfish self centered rudeness worth it?

Think about it. Was it?

My cats were a happy family of cats. A mother and her sister, and their kittens. Cats 18 and 13 years old. Senior cats, I had for over a decade. They were kidnapped. Two of them have been returned in pieces. Their lives have been destroyed. You members of MUFON who did not think about the consequences of your actions, YOU have destroyed their lives.

Were the lives destroyed by your selfish self centered rudeness worth it?

Think about it. Was it?

You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You're as almost as bad as the terrorist residents of Old Orchard Beach who committed these crimes.

Religion Crazed "Demon Hunters" Kidnap EelKat's Cats

& Nail Their Heads To The Door







Religion Crazed "Demon Hunters" Kidnap EelKat's Cats & Nail Their Heads To The Door

Etiole never hurt any body. He's quiet, gentle, and peaceful. He never leaves the forest.



My cats never hurt any one.

I never hurt any one.

And yet, the residents of Old Orchard Beach put a bomb in my house.

Our lives have been destroyed.

The residents of Old Orchard Beach cut my car in half.

Our lives have been destroyed. And has a single one of you EVER apologized for what you did?



The residents of Old Orchard Beach beat me up, left me paralyzed for 5 months, 18 months relearning to walk, and crippled on a cane for the rest of my life.

My life has been destroyed. And do YOU even care?

You YOU live in Old Orchard Beach?

Did YOU do anything to stand up to the Cyrs?

Did YOU do anything to help me?

Did YOU do anything to help Etiole?

Did YOU do anything to help my cats?

Did YOU do anything to help the 35 children who now dead?

Did YOU do anything to help the police officers, also now dead?

The residents of Old Orchard Beach filled my motorhome with feces 3 feet deep.

Our lives destroyed by hate.

The residents of Old Orchard Beach kidnapped my cats and are currently holding them hostage.

Our lives destroyed by the monsters who run around this town proclaiming to to be "family friendly".

If Old Orchard Beach was REALLY a family friendly town, it's be a safe place for EVERY family to live in.

Not just white families.

Not just Christian families.

The residents of Old Orchard Beach cut my cats heads' off and nailed them to my door.



Why? Because the residents of Old Orchard Beach are insane, narrow minded, hate mongers, who see nothing wrong with terrorizing women, murdering cats, and doing it in the name of God and religion. They claim they are justified in their terrorist attacks and hate crimes, because they say, a demon lives in my yard.

Well tell me this, if you REALLY think he's a demon, do you REALLY want to get him mad? If you REALLY think he's dangerous, do you REALLY want to piss him off?

If you REALLY believed he was a demon.... why would you take the risk? Think about it.





Come see the KKK Cross standing in the shadow of the 30 foot hole in my yard, that is all that remains of my house after demon hunting religion crazed lunatics blew it up with a bomb

The worst part of all of this, is I never told any body about Etiole. The story was spread to the world by a toddler raping uncle who was taken to court on child rape charges, by 4 of his nieces, and he retaliated against ALL of his nieces by creating wild stories about them and posting them all over the internet along with the girls' names, photos, and home addresses. I was one of the 64 nieces he had done this to... and while each girl was targeted with a different attack, it was the amphibious aliens story that was the attack he lashed out at me with.

I wonder if he knew, what simpletons this town was, how very little intelligence existed in Old Orchard Beach, a town, where people think nothing of murdering cats, cutting up cars, a building bombs to try to kill an elderly woman, who they in their infinite Christian wisdom, believe MUST die, because the little homeless man living in her car MUST be a demon.

Could he ever have imagined, the level of violence and terror the residents of Old Orchard Beach would turn to, as a result of his lies?

The problem with Richard Merlin Atwater's story was, I had never heard of amphibious aliens, alien abductions, MUFON, or any of the other things he would accuse me of.

The other problem was it was three brothers: David, Richard Merlin, and Mervin Bruce... all members of Heaven's Gate, all high priests who had daily visits with God one on one, all on drugs, all drug dealers, all involved in a child sex slave ring, all wanted by the FBI, and all started referring to Etiole as an amphibious alien during a court case shortly after their illegal hoards of military guns were confiscated from the barbed wire fenced in compound, where the dozens of 4 to 8 year old prostitutes were also confiscated.

They were also men whom I had not seen since the drug raid when I was 8 years old and they fled the state of Maine with drug enforcement state police officers on their tails.

In other words, the amphibious alien rumors were made up by a group of men who were trying to discredit anyone who might have been a witness to their crimes. Keeping in mind that the amphibious aliens story they made up about me, was one of only dozens of such wild tales they made up about EACH and EVERY one of their nieces and nephews and ANY ONE ELSE whom they thought might have been a witness to the shoot-out in Old Orchard Beach, in 1980.

The FBI's 3rd Most Wanted Organized Crime Family: The Scottish Traveler Crime Family of America aka The Scottish Mafia: The Royal Highland Atwater Clan of Nova Scotia aka The People Who Believe In Aliens and Started The Rumor That etiole Was An Alien They Were Also Members of Heaven's Gate And Are The Ones Who Maintain The Current Heaven's Gate Compound In Palmyra, Maine. They are currently hoarding mass piles of illegal military gun, waiting for the "trump of jubalee" to sound the arrival of Jesus ridding in on Comet Wormwood to take them to Planet Kolob on his space ship.

The issue is further complicated by the fact that 3 of David's adult children are founding members of a group that calls themselves "The Loyalist White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan" and have made a name for themselves in the Bangor region, by cutting off cat heads and dumping buckets of feces in people's beds. Though not recognized by the official Ku Klux Klan as an actual branch, and apparently a small gang-like group of only about 10 or 12 members, the Loyalist White Knights mimic many of the actual KKK's activities, while pretending they are KKK.

It appears they are NOT KKK, as the KKK is an actual organized religious denomination, with basic rules and guidelines covering their beliefs and actions, and this local supposedly "KKK" group, seems to know nothing about the KKK's religion, do not wear actual KKK robes, and appear rather simply a local gang who likes wearing pillow cases and mimicking inaccurate stereotypes about the KKK.

They seem to be nothing more then a group of ill informed young adults who saw innacurate portrayals of Ku Klux Klan in movies and thought it'd be fun to do what they saw in movies, without actually finding out what the KKK believes or does in reality.





The Loyalist White Knights of The Ku Klux Klan A group founded by the same people mentioned in the previous video. If you hadn't noticed by now, they are religion crazed lunatics who believe only around 30,000 people are going to go to Heaven (which is the name of a city on Planet Kolob, according to them) and that those 30,000 are the pure white descendants of an ancient alien race. They also believe that it is their duty to kill all non-whites, because they claim that non-whites are not Humans but are in fact demonic reptiles from outer space, sent by Satan to deceive the ACTUAL non-alien humans. Thus why they are stock piling machine guns and automatic rifle.

What you are dealing with is a small group of criminals, wanted by the FBI for human trafficking, domestic terrorism, stockpiling illegal weapons, drug dealing, and UFO suicide cult affiliations.

In other words, the men who started the rumor were a group of brothers who are radical conspiracy theorists, known for starting UFO cult groups, spreading terror, and coming up with some of the most outlandish theories out there. One of the many cults they had affiliation with over the years was Heaven's Gate. This tells you up front the type of fear mongering, doomsday prophet mind set you are dealing with.

Knowing the history of the men who made up the amphibious alien story AND knowing their motives for doing so, changes the story quite a lot.

The Amphibious Aliens Squidoo Page:

Video Edition

The Original 2007 Article Uncut, and

Without Any of The 2017 Update Added

NOTE: This Video Is 2 Hours Long And Contains ALL The Original photos and illustrations that were seen on Squidoo



(If you remember there being more then this.... this is the page that had the url: www.squidoo.com/amphibiousaliens there were an addition dozen more pages with Amphibious Aliens in the title, but this is the actual original article which inspired the series of articles)



The REAL White Monkey Story: The Battle of 4-5-8: Maine's Largest Drug Raid The Battle of 4-5-8 was a shoot out between the Atwaters and Halls vs the Dutrumbles and Cyrs. Aproximatly 70 adults took part in the shoot out. I was 8 years old and a boy standing beside me had his eye shot out of his head. I have PTSD as a result and a raging phobia of guns. A trio named Anne, Donald, and Bryan (a Dutrumble man and his Cyr wife and brother in law) started the shoot out. They were growing marhawana in Etiole's Swamp and operating a meth lab in the back room of the big yellow dome house at what is now 142 Portland Ave. (Was Old Orchard Beach Rural Rought 860 at the time). During the shoot out Anne took 3 cans of gas out of her yellow hatchback car and poured it all over the dome house then set it in fire. The shoot out was started when Anne's daughter was riding her bike and drove it across the street and was killed by an on coming car. We children witnessed as her brain was squeezed out of her head when the car wheel drove over it. Anne claimed that a demon living in my car possessed the 10 year old girl to kill herself and pulled out a shot gun and started shooting at the Atwater children (the Atwaters who call themselves "The Royal Highland Atwater Clan" are known in New England at "The Scottish Mafia" and are known in Colorado and Wyoming as"The Scottish Traveller Crime Family of America"). The Atwaters were squatting on our farm at the time and had tents and RV full of their Heaven's Gate stock pile of guns. Soon as Anne started shooting at them, they all started hooting back. The Horror of Having Autism & A Photographic Memory That Replays A Car Smashing a Brain Out Of Skull, over and over again...



Autism... Think you know what it is?

Chances are high you don't.

Did you know:



That REAL Autism (Kanner's Syndrom) is caused by extreme childhood trauma and only 1 in every 10,000 children ACTUAL have it? Did you know that if you are not the survior of child rape, human trafficking, or cult torture that you CAN NOT be diagnoses with Autism?



and



That Asperger's is NOT a TYPE of Autism, and That Autism Spectrum Disorder is also NOT a TYPE of Autism?



and



That 80% of people who claim to have Autism are self-diagnosed, can not name the actual symptoms of Autism, and in fact DO NOT have Autism at all?





I knew absolutely nothing about aliens and the concept of abductions was something I couldn't even begin to comprehend. Even today now that I have been introduced to these concepts, I do not believe in them and find the idea of aliens utterly illogical.

I was 8 years old last time I had heard from these uncles, my memories of them were that they were monstrously violent bullies. I would not find out about their UFO, KKK, Heaven's Gate and cult connections until after they sent MUFON to my yard and after the FBI arrived looking for them.

And yet, in spite of my knowing nothing of aliens, UFOs, and other similar things, 30,000 people have arrived in my yard since 2007, all hailing me as an alien abductee. My identity plastered all over the internet by a mad man, my privacy ripped away by his fans, his fans being as delusional as he was, resulting in...

...a bomb blowing up my house,

...my car being cut in half,

...thousands of gallons of feces being put in my motorhome home,

...my cats being kidnapped,

...the heads of my cats being nailed to my door,

...all in the name of religion,

...all in the name of killing demons.

My life has been destroyed by Richard Merlin Atwater and his hoards of MUFON fans. His brothers David and Bruce keeping his legacy going.

...and no one cares, the damage they have done.

Etiole's life has been destroyed by Richard Merlin Atwater and his hoards of MUFON fans.

...and no one cares, the trauma they have caused for a peaceful creature who never hurt any of them and who now lives in absolute terror of the psychopathic town that has made multiple violent attempts to murder him.





Let's Play Count Von Count & Count The Missing Heads Of the 30+ children who witnessed the 4-5-8- battle, only 2 non-Cyrs are still alive. Most were beaten, shot, beheaded, or otherwise grusomely murdered before reaching the age of 30. Me and my cousins Mike and Murphey are the only 3 to reach 30. Murphey was murdered by a man in a 4-door white pick up truck July 2013, 2 weeks before the same white truck arrived in my yard, days before a backhow owned by the man who owns the white truck (who is also married to Anne Cyr's sister) drove a back hoe over my house. The same white truck would arrive at college November 14, 2013 to paralize and cripple me in attempted murder. Heads Roll Down The Bloody Streets of Old Orchard Beach As A Deranged Man With a Backhoe Drives Over EelKat's House The only children to reach adulthood unharassed and without ever being brutalized are Anne's remaining 3 children: Troy, Noel, and Michelle. Because the Cyr Gypsy clan are part of the FBI's 3rd most wanted crime family, they are considered EXTREMELY DANGEROUS... if you see ANY of them in Old Orchard Beach, FBI agent Andy Drewer wants you to call him immediately: (207) 774-9322 Several members of their gang of drug lords are wanted for murder. The Feud Between The Atwater Clan And The Cyr Clan Sparks A Deranged Serial Murderer In Old Orchard Beach



More Then 30 Atwater/Allen/Murphy Clan Children In Old Orchard Beach Have Been Beheaded Now...



The 4-Door White Truck In The Photo Above Has Been Seen At Every Crime Scene



FBI Suspects The Truck Belongs To The Violent Cyr Clan



Only 2 of The White Monkey Children Who Witnessed

The Battle of 4-5-8 Shoot Out Are Still Alive



Meet The White Crosses Of Old Orchard Beach:



One of the biggest problems in all of this was the people who came AFTER the release of the 2007 Squidoo article.

Why?

Because they arrived saying that they had "READ THE SQUIDOO PAGE".

Let me repeat that...

They arrived saying that they had "READ THE SQUIDOO PAGE".

It's really important that you notice

they said: they had "READ THE SQUIDOO PAGE".

Why is that important?

Because when they arrived, they not only lied said that they had "READ THE SQUIDOO PAGE", but they also said things like:

I know what you are going through, I was abducted too

It's the greatest alien abduction story ever told

we're here to meet the E.B.E.

I'm so glad Etiole has you, aliens need friends too

Can you see the problem?

It was very clear that they NEVER ACTUALLY READ the Squidoo page.

How can I tell?

Because you are reading it right now. This is it.

Lines like this one here are added to the new edition to as part of the 2017 updated version.

Items updating events that happened after 2007 are new to the page.

Everything about the events prior to 2007 are the original article.

You are reading right now, the 2017 updated edition of the 2007 original Squidoo page "Amphibious Aliens."

If you've made it this far into the article, then you know by now:

Etiole is not an alien

I am not an alien abductee

The UFO stuff was hoaxed by drug dealers to get revenge on an old hermit and a group of children who found their field of drugs which was confiscated by police

These people had done one of three things:

They read one of my uncle Richard Merlin Atwater's several hundred 2005 blog, forum, and social network posts They were members of one of the 200+ churches that Richard Merlin Atwater visited in 2005 to "warn the members" of the fact "there is a witch in the area and she's summoning demons" They looked at my 2007 Squidoo page, read ONLY the title "Amphibious Aliens" and jumped to false conclusions based on the title alone without ever reading the actual article itself.

Churches Richard Merlin Atwater did this to, included:

The Saco Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

Arundel Christian Tabernacle

Saco Jehovah's Witnesses

The Sanford Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

Clarks Lake Chapel

Saco Baptist Church

THAT CHURCH (in Biddeford, you know the one next door to WalMart were I'm not allowed to attend because my car is "too gay to be seen in our parking lot")

The Cape Elizabeth Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

The Portland Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

The Cornish Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

The Windam Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

The Yarmouth Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

The Thompson Ward of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

...do you see a trend?

If you ever followed my WordPress Blog you also saw the decade long daily updates as my family was violently brutalized and terrorized by those very same churches, the congregation members who arrived in our yard being lead to mod frenzies by:

Joel Bailey, Mary Bailey, Bernard Elliot, Mark Elliot, Mary Chapman, Ester Rhodes, Kathy Smith, Tim Smith, Tom Bryant, Jim Thomas, Terry Farmer, Dan Kennings, and a "Sister" Corbett who often answered to the name "Kendra".

With us clueless as to who these people were, why they were in our yard, why they were smashing everything in sight, why they were setting fire to things, why they were thrown rocks at us and why they were chanting "Dog murderer, dog murderer, dog murderer..."

As it turns out these people were members of the Saco Ward Church AND... Jim Thomas was the Old Orchard Beach Town Manager, Kathy Smith his secretary and the Old Orchard Beach Police Dispatcher, Terry Farmer and Joel Bailey also worked at the town hall, and it was Tim Smith who arrived in my driveway throughout 2010 to 2013 making endless threats of "you better sell the little yellow house or else" while his wife Kathy Smith made endless mockeries of "ain't you glad god sent the fire to cleanse you of sin? we prayed for that bomb you know."

Joel Bailey went to prison, Jim Thomas is on the run from the FBI, and the rest were kicked out of the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall for having been running a money laundering operation while holding "closed door meetings"

Interestingly, prior to 2013 there was no public release of the bomb, and the public was told a different story while the investigation was going on, so how did Kathy Smith know in 2010 that a bomb blew up our house?

No. This was NOT about aliens or alien abductions.

The Squidoo page was only titled "Amphibious Aliens" because that was the term Richard Merlin Atwater was using, and that was the phrase on the mouths of the MUFON people and crazed church congregations who invaded our farm starting in 2005.

The Squidoo page was made to DEBUNK the alien, ufo, and abduction rumors, and the fact that people arrived CLAIMING to have read it while also saying they were abductees "just like you" (me), was proof that they had NOT read the article and has simply made assumptions based off the title alone.

No one cares to do a background check and find out that these men were monstrous criminals, drug dealers, child rapists, human traffickers, and are nothing short of monsters. No. Not one of these UFO seeking MUFON people, did their RESEARCH into the men telling them the story of amphibious aliens...







Meet The 1974 AMC Gremlin That Drug Addicts Killed Thinking It Was a Demon... The Five Cars Killed By Drug Addicted Demon Hunters of Old Orchard Beach A conversation in my garden, between me and a MUFON ufologist who is in my yard looking for Etiole... my thoughts on the raving lunatics who believe in aliens and UFOs.

wait.... aren't MUFON members supposed to be scientists... you know... people who do RESEARCH and get the FACTS? Uhm... yeah, but then again, I did a Google search for MUFON and they say they only have 3,000 members, and they do all seem to be real scientists and I looked at their pictures and I don't think a single one of them were among the looney toons in my yard, so who in the heck were these people claiming to be from MUFON?

I must say, after meeting the "Royal Highland Atwater Clan" with their endless conspiracy theories, their aliens, their UFOs, their Planet Kolob and Comet Wormwood, their white power hysterical ravings against all people not white, their brutal gay hatred, their alarming levels of animal abuse, their horrific treatment of the females in their clan, their child sex slave ring, their drug dealing, their belief that all people not white are actually demons wearing fake skins, and their over all lack of any level of moral decency, has resulted in, I can't look at anyone who says they believe in aliens or demons or UFOs and not be scared shittless out of my mind, terrified that they are just as dangerous and mentally deranged as my Scottish Traveller uncles are.

And so in 2005 when members of MUFON arrived in my yard, claiming to have been sent there by my uncles Mervin and Merlin, looking for amphibious aliens, talking of reptilian shape shifters, saying they believe Etiole to be a real live demon from the dark side of planet Kolob...I don't think they were who they said they were. I don't think they were ACTUALLY members of MUFON. They certainly were not scientists and they clearly lacked anything even close to an average IQ level. Many of them appeared to be nothing more then over hyper Aspies with low IQs around 75 or 80. Indeed most of them CLAIMED to be self diagnosed Aspies, and you know what that means. I think they were just crazies looking for aliens and introduced themselves as MUFON to try to make themselves sound official.

But what the heck happened? How did it reach this point? Where did this all start?

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The White Monkey

Amphibious Aliens: How It All Began

The White Monkey

The whole thing started with a white monkey...

I was 4 at the time of the original event.

The first event involved multiple children (mostly cousins, along with some neighbourhood kids- about 20 or 25 children in total, the youngest being aged 3 and the oldest being aged 12) in the forest, in a swamp (very old growth, dense forest, in very isolated location) looking for frogs and encountering a white monkey. We children had tried to catch it.

Unable to, we ran excitedly back to the farm to tell the adults (several dozen total, as it was a group of 12 siblings - 8 brothers and 4 sisters - my mom being one of the 4 sisters - and their at the time 60+ children (keeping in mind some of the uncles were polygamists, so multiple wives each with lots of children.)









We told the adults of the monkey.

The adults had various reactions, ranging from thinking it was an alien, a demon, a faerie, and other weird ideas. Grammy Helen, however, pointed out she had a friend, Helen Pearly, who had a pet white monkey and that it was probably hers. She went and asked and indeed her monkey had escaped.

We children spent most of the rest of the summer scouring the swamps in search of the monkey, trying to catch it for the little old lady it had escaped from. We saw it many times but were never able to catch it.

We came home from the swamps with stories of white monkeys, white owls, bright lights in a swamps (that the adults called will-o-the-wisps), and something the adults called our "imaginary friend".

We Dare Not Go A'hunting

For Fear of Little Men

One day in our search for the white monkey, we stumbled across a den full of bones. We rushed to tell the adults. The adults went to investigate. Terror stricken the adults made the claim that it was a wolverine den, one uncle (Mervin Bruce) called it a Chupacabra den...

Closer examination of the bones, revealed them to not be randomly placed, but rather sorted by size, shape, and type, carefully lined in neat rows of piles, with the skulls all separate.

The terror stricken adults forbid the children from entering the swamps again and began spreading the wild rumours of a cannibal hermit living in the swamps.

Whatever it was we found in the den, it followed us home. Each of us children reported a ghostly man appear in our bedrooms at night, sometimes peering in the door, sometimes standing at the foot of our beds, sometimes standing and gazing out the window. We all reported that he was what lived in the den of bones and that he had followed us out of the forest, because we had disturbed his territory.

Grammy Helen said it was Faeries. Said we had angered Faeries and told us what to do to appease them. In following her instructions, the little man stopped arriving in our houses and we children could sleep again....those of us who followed her instructions that is.

The incident became a memory of a distant past... largely forgotten due to the fact that most of the children involved would die horrible deaths, including several beheadings, leaving almost no one left alive to tell the tale. All the children who did not leave gifts for the Faerie, whom Grammy Helen said was a Phooka or a FarDarrig, did not live to reach adulthood.

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Skip ahead 30 years...



Amphibious Aliens: MUFON

The Arrival of MUFON

Trespassers claiming to be members of MUFON suddenly show up in my yard. I had never heard of MUFON before. Had no clue who they were, how they knew who I was, how they had found my home address, or what in the hell they were talking about when they said they were here to catch an "EBE". (I had no clue what an EBE was.)



They also spoke of what they called "an amphibious alien", stating that Etiole was one and they were intent on trapping him an capturing him.

They refused to believe that their intrusion was uninvited.

I became even more clueless, as the weeks went on and MORE people claiming to be from MUFON showed up with the same story, and even more as the weeks continued.

I was utterly baffled by these trespassers and it became frustrating and infuriating the amount of damage they were doing to my farm, crushing crops and destroying harvests as they tramped around the yard like rabid buffalo in heat, staring at beeping machines and babbling about radiation levels being off the charts.

They were of the opinion that they had permission to be there and were clueless as to why I was clueless of their arrival. They explained some nonsense about being given permission by a NASA astronaut who had given them my name and address and said I knew they were coming.







Utterly baffled, I went to the internet in search of answers, and found the NASA astronaut in question. I found his hundreds of forum posts, facebook posts, myspace posts, etc, and had a hell of a time tracking down all the site owners to send take down notices to stop him from posting my name, home address, photos of me and my email address all over every inch of every paranormal site on the internet (at the time - 2005).

As it turns out, the man in question was one of my uncles, and was NOT a NASA astronaut. He was a man with a brain tumor and a serious mental illness caused by the pressure the tumor was putting on his brain. He never worked for NASA and was full of wild delusions, so discovering that he was behind the posts on the internet was no real surprise as he had a history of doing similar things to other nieces and nephews of his.

When I confronted him on this and asked him to stop slandering me online, he began referencing back to when I was 8 years old and had refused to marry him, stating that because I had refused to be his wife, it was his god-given duty as a high priest of the lord to do everything he could for my high treason crime of having not married him.

The man was delusional. Yes, he had tried to force me to marry him when I was 8 years old and my parents had the sanity to drive him off when he stormed in and made those demands.

He raved on, claiming he had been knighted "Sir Richard Merlin The Magician, Astronaut to the Stars" and that he "Lord RMA", would have me for his wife or destroy me.

Richard Merlin Atwater was insane, a clinically proven fact that no one who knew him personally questioned, however, his fake NASA CosPlay costumes posted on his profile pictures online, was fast gaining him followers in UFO Conspiracy circles, and his delusional ravings, accusing me of being an alien abductee put me in a spotlight I neither asked for, nor wanted.







His vindictive gossiping rumors and lies caused a lot of problems for me, my family, my friends, my town... I don't think many folks online, fully realize, what exactly this man did, how long he did it, how far he went, or just how many people had their lives completely and utterly destroyed.

And it would still be happening, except on September 11, 2013 Lord Richard Merlin Atwater The Magician Astronaut finally had the decency to drop dead and leave us alone at last.

He never did stop. His madness only stopped, because he died.

But he didn't die soon enough... he left a trail of dead babies, dead children, dead cats, dead dogs, dead doctors, bombed houses, bombed doctors offices in his path.

People died.

A lot of people died.

Few people look beyond the little old hermit living in the swamps of Old Orchard beach, to see the truth. They are too busy looking for aliens that don't exist, to see the real monster, the man behind the rumor: Richard Merlin Atwater.

And for people who ask why?

Why did he do it?

Why did he tell people Etiole was an alien?

Why did he tell people I was a witch and an alien abductee?





Why?

I'll tell you why.

I'll tell you the whole story. Right from beginning to end. It began in 1978, when we children discovered a hermit living in the swamp behind our farm. A French, Jewish, Holocaust survivor. A bi-sexual/gay man outcast from Jewish society. Prisoner of war. Subjected to horrific, disfiguring medical experiments by Nazis in World War 2. Arrived here in Old Orchard Beach, with a group of concentration camp refugees in 1957. But being gay and Jewish, he was disowned by his people. Being scarred and disfigured to point of barely looking Human, no one welcomed him into society. And so he fled to the swamps, and lives there still to this day. Terrified out of his mind, of the humanity has proved itself to be.

Etiole is not an alien.

Etiole is not a demon.

Etiole is a very old man, with no friends and no family, and not one single person on this planet who cares if he lives or dies.

Etiole was taken from his family, by hate mongering Nazis when he was still a young boy.

Etiole was tortured so bad, that no longer looks Human.

While every one in our "family friendly" town of Old Orchard Beach, choose to hate him, bully him, and drive him into the forest... we small group of children, dared to disobey the religion crazed adults of Old Orchard Beach, and make friends with the "monster" that lived in the Ross Forest.

Drawing Conclusions Violently Against Strangers, With No Evidence To Back Up The Brutality Is Unrealistic? Since When? Old Orchard Beach Is A Town Built On Drawing Conclusions Violently Against People You Don't Know, Based Solely On Rumours and Hate.







Name One Person In Old Orchard Beach, Who Has NOT Been Violent Towards Etiole & the Children Who Became His Friends.



Of the 35+ Children Who Made Friends With Etiole That Summer...

Only 2 Are Still Alive In 2017...



All The Rest were Murdered, Beaten To Death By The Hate Monger Bullies of Old Orchard Beach....



A Town That Hides A Secret...



A Town That Hides A Dark, Dark, Secret...



Did You Ever Ask Yourself WHY There Are No News Reports About Old Orchard Beach? Not One.



In February 2003 a Bomb Blew Up First Care Health Clinic, The Doctor, and several people in the office died in the bomb. It wasn't In The News.



Old Orchard Beach Averages 5 Murders a Year.

We Who Live Here Know It, but No News Reporters Are Ever Told.



Old Orchard Beach Produces More Opium and Heroine Than Any Other Town In New England.



Old Orchard Beach Is The Drug Capital Of Maine.



Old Orchard Beach, Is A Town Ruled By Crime Lords.



Crime Lords Willing To Murder 35 Children....



Crime Lords Willing To Spread Rumors and Lies About Aliens and Demons, To Discredit The Children, Who Went Into The Swamp... And Found Way More Then a Little Old Man....







We Found Etiole, beaten, injured, dying...



... in a field of tall green plants, scattered between red nodding poppies.



The adults of Old Orchard Beach were not mad that we children found a little old man... they were mad, that we found a little old, they had tried to murder, because he had found a 3 acre field of marijuana and opium.

And so you see... what the ufo crazies from MUFON overlooked, was WHO was calling Etiole an alien, WHO was calling the children aliens abductees, and more importantly... WHY.

We found Etiole wounded, sick, and dying, because the adults had already found him in their field of drugs and beat him up, left him for dead, and we children found him and nursed him back to health instead. And we started telling EVERY ONE about the little white man, out their in the swamp, with all tose strange plants. Adults were in a panic, because they knew sooner or later, if we kept talking about the old man in the swamp, some one would go looking for him and find the drugs.

And someone did.

We found Etiole in 1978.

In 1983 the police arrived to break up a shoot out and we terrified children, grabbed hold of Adam and dragged him into the swamps to show Etiole to him. While we looked for the little old man, the police officer called for back up, because he knew immediately what he'd just walked into as soon as he saw those plants.

We were children 3 to 12 years old. We knew nothing about the plants or what they were or why police officers roped off the swamp and began digging up every last plant in the swamp.

The Cyr clan owned those plants and they were pissed, at us children, and most especially at Etiole.

The amphibious aliens rumors, was nothing but the Cyr clan getting revenge on Etiole for the drug raid of the swamp that summer.

Drug lords, who destroyed lives, murdered children, slaughtered pets, bombed houses, and are willing to stop at nothing, to destroy anyone who gets between them and their drugs.

And then you have Richard Merlin Atwater.

One of the many violent men who called himself one of the "Clan Patriarchs".

The Cyrs and the Atwaters have this strange competition going on between them... no one can do something without the other doing it "better"

It's childish at best. Criminal at worst.

The competition between the two clans is horrific and the men, care nothing about the women and children who are expendable and often killed, and tossed by the wayside. And with no record of their even ever having been born.... they disappear as though they never existed.

Dredge Canton Lake.

All these things, and no one batted an eye.

Because this whole town is all Gypsies, all related to one clan or the other, no one goes to the police.

We children were seen as evil... because we went to the police.

We children were traitors... because we took the police out into the swamps, to try to help an injured old man... and the police found the drugs grown by the Cyr clan and sold to the tourists, in the motels they owned on the beach. For that we children were called witches, evil, children of Satan, demons, and deserved to be beaten, tortured, murdered.

No.... if you think this page is about aliens, then you don't know the story of the Amphibious Alien of Old Orchard Beach and The White Monkey Children who lost their lives protecting him from the Drug Lords.

If you think this page is about aliens and UFOs, then you only the story told by Richard Merlin Atwater.

The problem was the amphibious aliens story he was telling, was dramatically different from what had actually happened.

He was telling people that we children had been abducted by an amphibious alien, "Joseph Smith's White Salamander", he called it, saying that it had pretended to be a white monkey and a white owl and a will-o-the-whisp and that it was now living in my car, on my farm. A real live EBE, just sitting out there waiting to be caught.

You do know that white monkeys are real and really do exist, right? They really can escape from zoos. And, up here in the snowy north, we have things called snowy owls. They're big. They're white. And they are real live owls.

Not every blue eyed white thing is an alien. You know that, right?

It's called nature, biology, zoology. It's part of science. You know, that logical, reasonable, rational thing you do with your brain. That thing called thinking and looking at facts.

You do have a brain in your head? Don't you? The aliens didn't suck it out yet, did they?

Oh wait... considering how Richard Merlin died, maybe aliens really are out to get you and are sucking out your brains to do it. Who knew the aliens really did what his brain that bad?

The thing people overlooked was the lawsuit against Richard Merlin Atwater, a lawsuit brought against him by a group of women, whom had been raped by him, when they were 4 and 5 years old. And the fact that he called ALL of these women AND 60 others, alien abductees in his attempt to discredit them.

One also has to consider too, that rape, was only one of the long list of child abuse charges being brought against this man.







Jump back to the 1970s and the group of children running through the forest looking for a white monkey. We also sighted a white owl. And we did see what we called will-o-the-wisps and also Faerie orbs. Many of the Faerie orbs we have caught on camera. I have several hundred photos of the floating white orbs that hover around the swamp and stay around the car in question. While the orbs remain a mystery, the monkey was a monkey and the owl was an owl. The will-o-the-wisps were likely swamp gas, as we were in a peat bog swamp.

But those things were all separate from the creature we had found in the den full of bones.

A Request For Alien Abduction & UFO Researchers #1: Don't lie and say you are from MUFON unless you have the actual certification badges and membership papers to back up your claim. I've encounter 30,000 people claiming to be from MUFON and I can guarantee at least 27,000 of them were lying as MUFON only has 3,000 ACTUAL members.

#2: Try to tone down the yippie-skippies, piss-pants excitement, stop running around like a fangirling idiot, and act like a professional. It'll make me more willing to talk to you if you are acting like an actual researcher.

#3: try to get it through your head that a "No Trespassing" sign actually does mean no trespassing and it was put there for YOU.

#4: Also "Keep Out" signs, really do mean KEEP OUT. And not just the other guy, but YOU. Yes. That sign REALLY IS there to keep YOU out. #5: Consider the fact that if a person is being disturbed by so many trespassers that they put up 144 "No Trespassing" signs across the end of their 20 foot wide drive way - including one "No Trespassing" sign made out of a queen sized bed sheet, with letters 4 feet tall, you might want to consider the fact that maybe YOU are the reason they put those signs up and they want to be left alone.

#6: If you REALLY want to talk to someone who has 144 "No Trespassing signs in a 20 foot space of driveway, you might want to consider, acting like a professional and asking for an appointment, rather then climbing over the chain link fence that was very clearly put up to keep YOU, yes, YOU, out. #7: No. Climbing over a chain link fence is NOT a professional way to seek an appointment. #8: If the land owner tells you to leave - LEAVE. Bonus Tip: You call me an "alien abductee", right?

You know, because you're delusional and refuse to believe me when I say Etiole is not an alien and I was never abductted. Alien abductees are considered by many to be lunatics. So, when you call me an alien abductee, you are basically calling me a lunatic. Here's a thought... If an alien abductee accuses you of being a lunatic, you might want to stop and think about how utterly insane you have to be acting before someone who most people consider to themselves be insane, to then call YOU insane. If YOU are acting crazier then a "crazy" person, to the extent that the "crazy" person calls YOU crazy, then YOU probably need psychiatric help and shouldn't be climbing over fences covered in "KEEP OUT" signs.

A Gypsy Feral Child Encounters Mainstream American Society For The First Time Stephen King Fans Are Psychotic-



Yes, These Signs Are In My Yard To Keep YOU Out.



I Didn't Invite Stephen King Here.



I Did Not Give His Film Crew Permission To Film Here.



They Trespassed & Invaded My Privacy Just Like YOU Do!





And I Most Certainly Did NOT Say It was All Right For You Creeps To Trespass On My Farm, Stomp Over My Crops, Leave Garbage Every where, or Break Pieces off of My Cars as Souvenirs!

What the hell is wrong with you people?



Do You have any idea how huge of an invasion of my privacy it is to have 10s of thousands of people rampaging through my yard every month!!!! Psycho Dominant Gypsy Men

Stephen King's Thinner

Aspergers vs Autism

&

The Day The Movie Film Crew Was Here

Hate Crimes Against Gypsies - Vandalism of Gypsy Farm that was The Thinner Movie filming Location

(Filmed August 2013, DAYS before the back hoe arrived and drove over my house.) August 8, 2013 Before: After: Old Orchard Beach: Maine's Crazy Small Town That Inspires Most of Stephen King's Books And here's the other house, the one the bomb blew up October 18, 2006: Look What I Found - Both My Houses On Google Maps Together Meet The Blown Up House and The Big White Cross of Old Orchard Beach Religious Busy Body Bigots Destroy 5 Houses In 12 Years - Another Book, Another Rant Vandalism Continues - May 10, 2017 - 7th Anniversary of Destruction of the World's Most Haunted Car

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The White Owl

Owls, Frogs, Monkeys, Salamanders, & Amphibious Aliens

The fact remains that there were very simple facts being over looked.

Facts like maybe when a white monkey escaped from a zoo, it REALLY WAS a white monkey that had escaped from a zoo and never was an amphibious alien at all!

I mean, normal, sane, rational people had no trouble believing that the white monkey really WAS a white monkey.

Every one who has ever lived in Old Orchard Beach, knew Helen Pearly and her several hundred animals, most of which were white albinos, thus why the zoo she owned was named "White Animal Farm".

And things like, up here in the cold North, white snowy owls are something you'd expect to see. And so when a white owl sat on the roof of the barn all day, no one with a brain that was being used had any trouble thinking the owl on the roof of the barn was anything other then an owl on the roof of the barn and never was an amphibious alien at all!

And I can I point out that the barn in question was a poultry barn with a few hundred chickens in it, and the barn was surrounded by a vast fenced in yard, and all the chickens were outside, and the owl spent the day hoping from post to post looking for a way to get under the net roof so he could get in the yard and eat the chickens.

And this is a frigging swamp. Will-o-the-wisps are a common every day occurrence in swamps. Look it up. It's caused by swamp gas.

Etiole: The Amphibious Alien Himself

Etiole De Azure Swanzen...

Amphibious Alien? Or Victim of Horrific Nazi Brutality?

Etiole is the name of a little man who lives in the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. A small elderly man who appears to be nothing more then a horrifically disfigured Holocaust survivor, living ironically in a town that saw a mass influx of French Jewish concentration camp survivors in the mid to late 1950s.

One has only to walk 3 minutes from my driveway to reach the Synagogue at the end of Walnut Street, a tiny side street off of Portland Ave, where I live.

Around the Synagogue you will find Old Orchard Beach's large and thriving Orthodox Jewish Community, with the streets lined with men with big beards, long locks, blue and white aprons, big beaver skin hats, and long black coats and women in many layers of long dresses, their hair carefully tucked away in elaborate head wraps and veils.

Most of them speak French and Hebrew.

Every single one of them is the child or grandchild of a Holocaust refugee who arrived in our town between 1953 and 1957.

Every Sabbath you can see the Rabbi with his giant scrolls.

I don't know why, but all the men walk on one side of the street and all the women walk on the other.

Try talking to any of them, and they drop their eyes to the ground and run away in terror.







Almost none of them speaks English and they keep to themselves, completely cut off from the rest of the town of Old Orchard Beach's residents, refusing to even make eye contact, let alone speak to any one outside of their little French Jewish circle.

This group are not just victims of Hitler's insanity - they are survivors who were subjected to some of the worst atrocities of the entire Nazi regime... and they are here in Old Orchard Beach. A whole boat load of them arrived at once. The eldest ones scared and crippled from the tortures they had to survive.

Keep this VERY IMPORTANT FACT in mind as you read the rest of this page, and meet Etiole: Old Orchard Beach's hermit...

A man covered in scars. A man who's skin has turned white and has a completely hairless body from what appears to be massive radiation burns.



A man who speaks in a muddle of French and Hebrew, has vast knowledge of ancient Jewish folklore, tells of having been tortured during a war, a man who paints a blue star on his forehead, and... claims to be an obscure Archangel from ancient non-religious Jewish texts.

A man who lives in the forest, just a 3 minute walk, from a refugee center for French Hebrews who survived the Holocaust...

My uncle, in his jumble of a mess posted every where, had mixed up multiple events and tried to pass them off as one thing. It's called, not using your brain, not looking at the facts, and jumping to false conclusions based on stupid superstitions, while completely ignoring science and simple, basic logic.

The white monkey had a simple and logical explanation.

The white owl had a simple and logical explanation.

The bright lights had an explanation.

The white monkey had no alien connections, nor did the white owl, or the lights in the swamp. Science, logic, intelligence, common sense, and level headedness proved all of these things to have nothing to do with aliens at all, much to the deep disappointment of "Lord RMA's" adoring fans.

Likewise the white owl and the will-o-the-wisps turned out to be proven nothing of paranormal repute.

In fact the only part of the events that could have been actually seen as paranormal, the den of bones, was oddly missing from my uncle's version of the story.

The one thing that really was connected to this so called amphibious alien, was the one thing he left out of his story. And when people found out about it, they were struck with terror, driven crazed with fear, and began to violently attack my yard while screaming "kill or be killed" and making wild claims that the various violent hate crimes were "exorcisms" and attempts to "kill a demon".

My Uncle also did not live here. He knew nothing of the town of Old Orchard Beach's history and was clueless as to the little French Jewish community just down the road.

Richard Merlin Atwater was also a selfish, self-centered child rapist who cares nothing about any one and had a history of putting himself first at the expense of every one and every thing unfortunate enough to be between him and his often delusional goals.

The Uncles were here visiting, for what they called a family reunion, but a reunion that they never announced, and we knew nothing about, when they barged in uninvited, set up army tents all over our farm and then squatted there for months, refusing to leave and pulling guns on us if we tried to get them off our land.

The Cannibal of Old Orchard Beach?

Before we get into talking about Etiole aka The Amphibious Alien... first let's talk about WHY people are so terrified of him.

For decades now there has been a local myth which says there lives in these woods a cannibal who kidnaps children and eats them. The rumor is old dating back to the 1600s. It resurfaces every few years. There has never been any evidence to support the rumor.

The rumor stems from the harsh region we live in. Peat bogs, swamps, and salt marshes are full of quick sand that sucks you up into bottomless pits and drown you before any one knows you are missing. During floods and hurricanes, human bones surface as the peat gets churned up by the storms.

It is believed that the cannibal rumor originally started as a way for parents to frighten children out of wandering into the swamps and being killed in the murky muck of the dangerous quick sand hidden at every turn.

However... when news of a hermit, living in the forest surfaced, the locals immediately jumped on the centuries old legend of cannibals and pointed the accusatory finger at a man who never did any of them any harm.

And then when people saw him, hairless, white, and disfigured - rumors of a baby eating demon, an amphibious aliens living in the swamps, set lose like wild fire...with no evidence to support any of their claims that he was either cannibal, demon, or alien.

Since the 1940s a rumor has been whispered around Old Orchard Beach of cannibals living in the Ross Forest. Rumors of cannibals had surfaced in the 1800s as well, but the rumors died out for a bit, returning full force in the 1940s, and surfaced again in 2015, resulting in a SWAT team launching an attack on my family on April 10, 2015, when they arrived in search on cannibals.











List of Damage Done By SWAT Team Who Attacked Without a Warrant on April 10, 2015

The Legendary Googins Cemetary: 1648

The Graves Of Old Orchard Beach's Founders

Over the centuries many have vanished never to be seen again, most vanishing after last being seen heading into the Ross Forest in search of The Googins Cemetery.

The Googins of Googins's Rock, the founders of Old Orchard Beach, are buried in the Ross Forest, under grave markers dated 1648.

They are also my great-great-great-great grand parents.

And the location of a few things:



What Lays Between Portland Ave

& Googins Cemetery Dangers You WILL Encounter In The Ross Forest A Wild Feral Hermit... Removed From Society At Least 50 Years... 1: Etiole & Etoile's Swamp, the location we first found him, the location he is seen most often, and the location of one of the dens that contains skulls. While he quickly abandons his temporary dens, he does snarl, lash out with his claws, and bare his fangs if you approach one of his primary dens. He DOES bite. Yes, he has bitten me before. He does act like a wild animal, something few people stop to consider. While normally gentle and usually quick to run away rather then fight, he is easily frightened and will defend himself if cornered. You should not consider him either tame or domesticated.

Quick Sand... 2: Etiole's Swamp is a beat bog full of quick sand - to get to the graves one has to cross the swamp and do so without getting trapped in quick sand. If you get stuck in the quick sand and no one is with you, the next time you will be seen is when a hurricane washed your bones up a few decades from now, if you are ever seen again at all.

A Sink Hole... 3: A sink hole lays just to the side of Etiole's swamp; the land owner, put branches acrossed it and raked leaves over it... it now is not visable and easily fallen into if you do not know it is there

Bear... 4: Right behind the graves is a "bear tree" and a bear den - a male black bear, marks these trees as his territory. There are at least 5 black bear in this forest. Likely more, as I've seen females with cubs.

A fur trapper... 5: The land owner (The Powder Horn Campground) of this section of the Ross Forest is a trapper; he traps bears; steal jaw foot hold bear traps are all over the Ross Forest; he uses steal jaw, leg hold bear traps - MASSIVE metal jaws, made to do one thing: cut the leg of a giant bear to cripple it. The land all around Etiole's swamp and Googins Cemetery is covered with these dangerously lethal bear traps A fierce pack of snarling snap dogs... 6: Again, the land owner is a hunter, he also raises a pack of blue-tick coon hounds, has a dozen or more of them, roaming the forest UNLEASHED and trained as guard dogs - these dogs are trained to hunt bear, wolves, deer, coyotes, and moose - they run down and tear to shreds anything in their path; they've been known to run in a mass pack after tourists roaming this section of forest A Python 7: A giant snake, about 8 to 10 feet long, and wide enough to gulp down not so small animals, if often sighted sunning himself in the swamp, on the rocks, draped in pine trees, laying across driveways, sleeping on top of cars, and making is way across front lawns. He is a dark russet red colour with brilliant orange markings. He is very tropical looking and stands out when you see him. He looks very out of place in the pine forests of Maine. Like many of the other strange animals that are sighted in this forest, he escaped from a zoo and is not native to the area. There have been dozens of sightings of this giant snake since the 1980s. He was last sighted by my neighbour in 2014. There are things far more dangerous then amphibious alien demons lurking in the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine And finally, the almost most dangerous thing

you will encounter, is right in the cemetery itself... The Adult Kits of A Pair Of Escaped Mountain Lions (Former Zoo Animals) 8: Just to the West of the graves is a small field and very large boulder, beside some mega giant 500 year old pine trees. Don't go near that section at night. In the day time you SHOULD be okay. MAYBE. If you are a fast runner. It's a big maybe. If you do chance to find the Googins Cemetery - look at it fast, then turn around and start running, because you've also found the Ross Forest's most dangerous resident. See the boulder? Good. Now get away from it as fast as you can. And don't be any where's near it at sunset. In the day she's usually asleep. Don't wake her up. At night - the strangled shrieks of a murdered women yelling down from the tree, is the only warning you'll get before a mountain lion swoops down onto the boulder then tears you apart. There are at least 2 different mountain lions in this forest. Both not native, both escaped from a zoo. This one who stays near the boulder is a female. A fact known because she once had kits with her. This means the other is male and there are now more then 2 of them out there. Much of The Ross Forest is owned today, by The Powderhorn Campground and is bear trapping, dog hoarding, fur trapping, shoot out happy, gun collecting owner. But The Powderhorn Campground is a new addition to Old Orchard Beach. In the 1970s, there was no PowerHorn Campground, instead there was a zoo named "The Animal Farm". In the mid-1970s the zoo shut down. The owner simply opened the cages and let the animals walk out into the forest. This included 2 elephants, a mated pair of mountain lions, a giant 200 year old endangered alligator snapping turtle that could give 3 adult humans rides on her back at once, a coati, a few wild boar, a giant python, and a myriad of other strange animals that should not be here in Maine, but are. The 2 elephants died the first winter - you can find their skeletons across the street from me at 139 Portland Avenue...if they have not yet rotted. UPDATE MARCH 15, 2017: The mountain lion made her way through my yard last night, making this the most recent sighting of her. The two original mountain lions are presumed dead, however, in 2012 a mother with 2 kits was sighted in the parking lot of Beaver Creek Condominiums. This same trio was sighted by me, in my own drive again a few weeks later. If you follow me on Twitter you know that in 2014, the Mountain Lion landed on the roof of my motorhome and ripped all 3 roof vents out, doing quite a bit of damage to the roof, resulting in those "strange looking" "wooden tables" that people always ask about, that are now attacked to the roof. They are cages, covering the vents, to allow me to open the vents, without letting the mountain lion inside. The most recent time I have personally seen her was November 2015, when she once again came up into my yard, this time going after my dog, who ran to the motorhome. We made it inside seconds before she reached us, and were trapped inside as she circled the motorhome for 3 hours before leaving. Yes - 40 feet from the road, 70 feet from the neighbour's front door. Old Orchard Beach's #1 Most Dangerous Predator: The Coywolf The Coywolf: Large, tall, long deer-like legs, skinny, short hair on body, big fox-like tail, Dingo-like face Often looks like a half-starved German Sheperd The size of a Golden Retriever When well fed, can weigh up to 70lbs The Ross Forest's Pack of Viscous Coywolf - Maine's Infamous Coyote Wolf Hybrid Experiment:

Genetic Mutations Brought In For Government Experiment An oddly viscous pack of Coywolf roam Old Orchard Beach. Not just the forest, but also the town, and this pack that at last count was 24 dogs strong, can sometimes be seen trotting right down the middle of the busy main roads. This pack is NOT SCARED of people. They are used to being fed by the summer tourists who live in the PowederHorn. They WILL walk right up onto your front porch and grab a sandwich out of your hand. It is important to note that MOST Coywolves DO NOT come out in the open in the daytime, like this pack does; MOST Coywolves DO NOT approach people, like this pack does; MOST Coywolves DO NOT do not viciously attack cats, dogs, and children, like this pack does; This pack is unusual, in that they are "nearly domestic", meaning they have no fear of people AT ALL, do not run away when people approach, and DO attack people unprovoked. Why? Because every summer 2 million tourists gather in our town. Most of which see these Coywolves, and having no clue they are wild animals, mistakenly assuming they've encountered a stray dog, try to be do-gooders and make attempts to "catch the poor starving dog" to return it to their owner. Every year as many as 3,000 tourists report "I saw a half starved German Shepard and left food beside my RV for it." This has been going on for close to 20 years now, and so, generations of Coywolf pups, have been raised in close contact with tourists, by wild moms who discovered they could snooze under an RV in the Powderhorn Campground, while her pups, yip around the humans grabbing food out of children's hands. The tourists - utterly lueless that they were feeding Coywolvs and not lost dogs - in spite of the HUNDREDS of big signs reading: "Do not feed the coyotes" all over every camp ground... are here for a weekend or two, then go home, with no idea the horrific consequences their "good deed" left behind. The pups, who grew up n the summer being fed by hundreds of tourists, grow up NOT being taught how to hunt rabbits and muskrats and squirrels, and instead know ONLY how to get food from people. Pups born in spring. Fed by tourists in the summer, are left to starve when Maine's 7 month long harsh winter of endless blizzards come rolling in. With no tourists to feed them, no knowledge of how to hunt to survive, these young Coywolves, arrive on front porches of resident homes... and eat cats, dogs, babies, and toddlers, often taking then right out of the hands of their parents/owners - and why wouldn't they? After all, ANYTHING in a human hand MUST be food, right? That IS what the summer tourists taught these Coywolves to do after all. And then next summer, these Coywolves, not having been taught to hunt, do as their mums did: head to the PowderHorn Campground, to sleep under RVs while tourists stuff their young pups with food. Thus the cycle starts over. The end result is this viscous, semi-tame in the summer, fiercely deadly in the winter, pack of Coywolves that now haunts our town. Animal control has been after this particular pack for about 3 years, after they grabbed a baby off a front porch and tore it to shreds. They did this about 2 weeks after taking a small dog off it's front porch and killing it, a few days after snatching a cat out of it's owners arms and ripping it apart. Animal control did nothing but laugh at the pet owners, when DOZENS of attacks, animals taken off front porches and torn to shreds while the owners watched in horror. Had the police reacted to THESE attacks, a baby would not be dead now. This pack is considered exceptionally dangerous, due to their "semi-tame" "domestic appearing" nature. Please note that this particular pack is NOT NATIVE to Maine. Nor are they ACTUALLY coyotes. Coyote: Small, fox-like The size of a Cocker Spaniel Only weighs 20 to 30 lbs Wolves that were native to Maine died out due to poaching. Because of this, the deer population went out of control. In order to help curb the parasitic overgrowth of deer, the government decided to create a Coyote-Wolf Hybrid. Packs of these genetically modified coyotes were placed throughout the state, without much testing to find out how they would effect the areas. Two such packs were placed in Old Orchard Beach. On first appearances, these look like half-starved German Shepherd Dogs. These jumbo sized coyote mutations range in weight from 60 to 70 lbs, are bigger then Golden Retrievers, are bigger then most wolves, but have a a coyote's distinctive fox-like face and tail, with the same grey/brown grizzle colour of a coyote. Because they were created in labs and raised in captivity, they have a semi-domestic nature to them: unlike typical wild life, they have no fear of humans at all, and will walk up to people, just as bold as any domestic dog would do; HOWEVER, they are FAR from tame, VERY viscous, and WILL attack you, your children, your pets, and as has now been seen: they will grab babies right out of mothers' arms and tear them apart. While the mountain lion is far more deadly, she is less likely to attack, preferring usually to run when she spots Humans. These coyotes do not run, and they hunt in a large pack - they WILL surround you, jump on you, and rip you to shreds. They are responsible for MOST of the piles of bones you find in The Ross Forest, the Blueberry Plains, and the Cranberry Bogs of Old Orchard Beach. Wolves: Large, stocky, thick shaggy fur Look like Husky Dogs Several residents of Old Orchard Beach keep wolves as pets. Tourists often mistake them for Huskys. Because their territory is so huge - covering many hundreds of acres, you are unlikely to encounter them; however, if you do encounter them... CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY, drop EVERYTHING you are carrying and run as fast as you can for the nearest road. If you can find a tree to climb - climb it. The police are ACTIVELY looking for this pack, due to their extreme viscous nature. If you see them, call 911 immediately to report their location. CoyWolves do not typically display the level of viciousness being displayed by this particular pack. It is thought to be due to the 2 million tourists who arrive in our Forest every summer, and make a nasty habit of feeding these "seemingly tame" "wild dogs". Because they do not look like either coyotes or wolves, most tourists, mistake them for stray dogs, and make active attempts to feed them. Many leaving food outside their RVs in attempt to draw the Coywolves out into the open. The pack gets used to being fed by humans through out the summer, but then when the tourists leave and our long harsh winter blizzards hit, the pack becomes desperate for food and knowing Humans are easy access to food, are known to break through doors and windows to try to get into houses and snatch food. This has resulted in families throughout the area, waking up to find the pack sitting on their porches in the morning. While not proven, because of the excessively extreme aggressive violence displayed by this particular pack, this particular pack of Coywolves is suspected of having rabies. And Also In The Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach... Other less common things you are unlikely to encounter, but are out there and so there is a chance of you running into them...

Bobcat Lynx Wolverine Fisher, Martans, & Fisher Cats Caribu (Reindeer) Moose Otter An Osprey

When you head out into the Ross Forest - assume everything out there wants to kill you and eat you or suck you down under the ground and drown you or suffocate you, because that is the reality of this forest.

Nature is hostile, wild, and feral, and cannibals are the last thing you need to be worried about when you head into the Ross Forest. The Maine woods are wild and untamed. Don't be fooled into thinking just because we (the town of Old Orchard Beach) are a beach front tourist resort town, that our forests are tourist friendly.

They are not.

Far from it.

And one only has to watch the Moose walking down main street to the beach, to realize, how close to the forest, the beach really is.

Heck, the peaceful moose and caribou (reindeer) wandering around out there are big enough to kill you if they accidentally step on you while grazing on swamp grass.

Even a flock of turkey, normally peaceful and quick to run, will turn on you and try to beat you to death with their wings if you get between momma turkey and her flock of chicks.

Have you ever seen a flock of 30 angry turkeys chase a mail man down the driveway then stampede the mail truck down the road, just because he walked by their nest? I have. The poor mail man had to call the police to make it back to his truck. Do you know how BIG a full grown turkey is? Believe me, you don't want a flock of angry turkeys hunting you down. The entire flock will band together and fight to the death to protect just one chick.



Assume everything in the forest wants to kill you, trust no shadow, and don't get out of sight of the main road. It's the only real way for an outsider to survive these woods. Even we who live here don't tread out into the deepest parts of the woods.

When people around here tell you stories of cannibals, it's not cannibals roaming these forests: it's bear and coyotes and mountain lion.



When people say people go missing because of cannibals, that's silly foolishness, people go missing from quick sand, swamps, bogs, marshes, and sink holes.

People want to point the finger at superstitions and folklore when reality and nature are the true dangers.

The rumors are only made worse when you have people like Richard Merlin Atwater's brother Mervin Bruce and David, running around bragging that they ARE cannibals and making the rumors worse.

There has never been any proof of the cannibal rumors being true.

The Googins Grave Ross Forest, Old Orchard Beach, Maine To the West of Bachelder Brook, in Etiole's Swamp

If you want to find the Googins' graves, I can lead you safely through the swamp, avoiding the quick sand, by passing the sink hole, avoiding the bear trees, and not disturbing Etiole. They are quite easy to find when you know where to go. But, one wrong step and you are dead: drowned in the bog, crushed at the bottom of the sink hole, eaten by bear, or if you believe the rumors, eaten by Etiole. The bears, I can usually get past without them bothering me, but the mountain lion... just run and don't look back. She'll eat you before you know what hit you if you don't.

While there is no evidence to support it, one of the many rumors about Etiole, is the rumor which says he is the ghost of one of these early settlers, thus why he "haunts" this particular graveyard.





In spite of these known dangers of getting to the historic graves of the first white folks to set foot in our town, (the actual founders and settlers of the town of Old Orchard Beach) hundreds of people head out into the Ross Forest every year looking for the location. Most will tell you it is impossible to find.

Nope, you're just looking in the wrong place. I go out there every day in the summer, I've been tending my grandparents' graves for decades. I know exactly where they are and the safest and quickest deer paths to reach them.

But the fact remains the forest is huge - thousands of acres, and if you don't know where you are going, you'll be lost in a matter of minutes. The Ross Forest is big enough for you to get lost for days, possibly weeks, before you wander around enough to get back on to a main road.

I have found entire camps of people - homeless shanty camps, built up in the Ross Forest. It is quite possible they lived out there for several years and no one knew it. It would not be hard to do - one can live in the Ross Forest for years.

I know.

I've done it myself.



I lived under a 8x6 tarp for 9 years and almost no one knew I was there, to the point that several locals assumed my land and my cars in my driveway to be "abandoned" as there was no house visible from the road.



The fact remained, there was no house at all, a bomb had blown it up in 2006 and I was living under a tarp.



Welcome To Maine

Now Go Home

Is This Really The Way Life Should Be?

The problem with most of the MUFON types who come up here looking for me or Etiole, is they fail to realize that they are entering Maine... a state known for it's wild mountain men, insane hermits, feuding shoot-outs, militia take overs of small towns, and KKK marches.

Thousands upon thousand of acres of vast old growth forest that has yet to be explored and still sits untouched by Human hands. Actually, this one actually is a GOOD thing.



I know, let's make a list of the things that make Maine GREAT!

Ten Things You'll Find In Maine: #1: It's White Power Governor Paul LePage who is currently trying legalize slavery, stating that blacks are monkeys not humans and don't deserve to be anything other then the beasts of burdens they are AND who is trying to succeed the union and make Maine it's own sovereign nation, so that he can legalize slavery without having to deal with the federal government. (Is THAT REALLY the way life should be?)

#2: Illegal stills and moonshiners on every corner. Usually on front lawns in plain sight.

#3: Nation's largest producer of Opium and Heroine, with drug dealers in such prevalence that the police turn a blind eye to the bulk of the "small timers" to focus only on the most violent ones. Side note: The town of Old Orchard Beach being the state of Maine's top producer of both. #4: The Lobster Wars: Lobstermen shooting each other, while cutting lines, smashing traps, and stealing Maine's #1 commodity from each other's hauls.

#5: The largest group of active Neo-Nazi's in the country.

#6: The largest group of active Ku Klux Klan in the country.

#7: The largest homeless population in comparison to overall population of the state, of any state in the country.

#8: Minimum wage is $5.13 an hour. 4th Lowest in America. (Yes, there are 3 startes where minimum wage is UNDER $5 an hour). Residents have voted to increase minimum wage every election. Governor over tunes vote of the people every time. November 2016 election was record breaking in it was the first minimum wage increase vote to not be vetoed. In 2018 minimum wage will be raised to $9, if it doesn't get vetoed again first.

#9: Going down your driveway to get your mail, is decided based off if you think you can out run the bullets while feeders on either side of your driveway shoot at each other... providing of course your mail man was first able to get past the shooters himself to put your mail in your mail box.

#10: Has towns that have passed ordinances making it illegal to own property if you are LGBTQ. Old Orchard Beach being one of them from January 6, 2016 until it was thrown out of Superior Court October 18, 2016. (Notice that it was passed by a judge at Biddeford District Court. Biddeford being a town as equally gay hating as Old Orchard Beach is.)

Bonus Thing: When you go to Biddeford WalMart to shop for your trusty red flannel shirt, you can also buy your trusty automatic rifle from WalMart's massive selection of guns of all shapes and sizes, all of which are for sale over the counter without any need for background checks or permits. You'll also note while there a large portion of the shoppers carrying rifles on their backs while doing their daily grocery shopping. Welcome to Maine.

Maine is the Wild West of the Cold North - yes even in 2017.



A state with 2 million residents, 300,000 of which are homeless living in tents and cardboard boxes in city parks, alongside train stations, and under bridges... and what counts as NOT homeless in Maine is seen as homeless outside of Maine, with close to 900,000 residents living in RVs parked in the forest.

Maine boasts towns like Biddeford, Lewiston, Damrascotia, and Auburn - all proudly vying for #1 spot as the town in America with the most incest, a record currently held by Biddeford, a town with 26,000 residents, 75% of them related to each other by siblings marrying siblings, fathers marrying daughters, mothers marrying sons, and uncles with harems of nieces.

Here in Old Orchard Beach you can find lobstermen armed with machine guns who do more shooting of fellow fishermen then they do catching actual seafood.

Welcome to Maine.

No, Maine is not even close to what the rest of America calls civilized. People in suburban areas like to pretend they are, but even they are rednecks chugging beer on their lawns while shooting at cars driving by. What passes for "suburban" around here is really just hicks in bigger houses with less land, all in a row.

Ah! But you were here to trespass on my land and look for Etiole weren't you?

Have you REALLY considered what it is you are doing and WHERE exactly it is you are planning to look for him?

You do know I don't own the land you are trespassing on right?

Additional Facts To Consider #1: Contrary to what my uncle told you I only own a 1/4 acre patch of land, which is situated along side the only road access point to the East End of the Ross Forest. My driveway is the ONLY access point, between the road and that massive chain link fence, you'll have to climb over to reach where you want to be. #2: I did not put up, nor do I own that chain link fence. It belongs to my abutting neighbour, a man with a massive stock pile of every type of gun you could possibly imagine. I repeat: I DO NOT OWN that chain link fence or the land inside of it. #3: The signs on the fence are also not mine; they belong to my neighbour. Pay careful attention to the ones reading: "Trespassers will be shot; survivors shot again." My neighbour is not joking. He WILL shoot you if he catches you out there looking for Etiole. #4: The forest, the swamp, the sink hole, and all that land closed in by that giant chain link fence, belongs to a hunter who has covered the perimeter of his land with steal jaw bear traps - which he covers in leaves and you CAN NOT see them. #5: I ONLY own the access point to the Ross Forest. I do NOT own the Forest itself nor the swamp within it. #6: While I am friendly towards visitors (MUFON and otherwise)... the man who ACTUALLY OWNS the land you are trying to get to IS NOT. #7: Yes, my land is ONLY 1/4 of an acre. Common misconception is the fact that the two properties to either side of me, and the massive forest to the back of me are also mine. They are not. The driveway between the two giant pine trees, including the brook, and both trees, is the ONLY parcel of land I own. All the land to the back and both sides, belongs to my 3 abutting nieghbours. MOST of the trespassers who come looking for me, are USUALLY on THEIR land, not mine. You simply see all 4 of us land owners using each other's land, as we are all very friendly neighbours with one another. Each of us looking out for the other and each of us having permission to be on each other's land. Just because we 4 neighbours share each other's land, does not mean YOU have an open invitation to be any where on any of these 4 connecting properties. I own the brook, the driveway beside it, the giant pine tree, the giant 30 foot rock behind the driveway, and the small swampy field behind the rock. And that's it. Yes, that does mean that the house I lived in, the one a bomb blew up, was NOT owned by me. My neighbour simply let me live there with them. They did not have insurance on the house, thus why they could not afford to rebuild it, and I moved under a tarp on my own land. #8: One of these 3 abutting nieghbours, is the Atwater Clan themselves. I don't really need to say anything else. That alone should be enough to send you running. While David Henry and Richard Merlin are both now dead, Uncle David and Mervin Bruce are frequently encountered setting up massive tent villages and camping out on my neighbour's land. In addition to owning the abutting property, their also own several other properties up and and down Portland Ave. You can't throw a rock without it landing on Atwater property around here. NOTE: that MOST of them are using aliases and fake IDs and are NOT using their Atwater name on their mailboxes. However just about every other house on this street is owned by one or another of them. #9: Not previously mentioned, is the fact I have 4 abutting neighbours. The 4th one is the Cyr Clan who are feuding with the Atwater Clan, armed to the teeth with more guns then you knew existed and shoot DAILY at every thing and every one they see. They own the BULK of the forest, for many miles and on both sides of the road. They are millionaires with access to guns the military can't even afford. The feud between the Cyrs and the Atwaters has been going on since at least the 1950s and I think it started in the 1920s. At any rate the feud started decades before I was born. I don't know the details o why they are fighting. I've purposely stayed out of it and tried being friends with both sides, though neither side is especially friendly to any one at all, the Atwaters tend to be far more civil and less savage then the Cyrs, though I wouldn't turn my back on either clan. They are both as a general rule lawless, have militant mentality, and see themselves as "sovereign". There are ex-Marines and Vietnam Veterans in both clans, and both sides have extensive "unofficial" military training by the ex-military men of their groups. I don't know what they are fighting about or why these two clan so viciously hate one another, I only know that one is my abutting neighbour on one side and the other is my abutting neighbour on the other side, with my land being right front and center in the cross fire of the guns from either side. It is these two Traveller "Gypsy" clans that live on either side of me that is the reason for all the signs in my yard with read: "No guns", "No shooting", "Love one another", "Love thy neighbour" and "Peace Not War" If you trespass on my land, you risk getting shot by either clan during their shoot outs with each other. Thanks to a bigger police force in recent years their shoot outs are less frequent, with the Atwaters who actually own the land no longer owning any guns at all (those the ones who visit them do)and the bulk of the shooting now only being one way, with the Cyrs shooting at the Atwaters. (And 42 police officers for a hick town of 3,000 residents, in a state where a BIG police force is one that has 3 officers instead of 2, tells you the state of the violence around here in the town of Old Orchard Beach.)

Ah, yes, but you are a trespasser, here to find Etiole. What need have you for respecting the privacy of others?

And then there is Etiole. He's lived out there for decades. No house. No electricity. Eating whatever he can find or catch or pick. We know he's been out there since at least 1978 and it appeared he'd been there for several decades at that point.

And when it was discovered he was out there, it was him, whom many people pointed the finger at, saying that HE was Old Orchard Beach's infamous "Cannibal of the Ross Forest."

But what caused them to say this?

The dens.

Dens full of bones.

You want to find Etiole, the first thing you need to look for is a den full of bones. And in that.... you are on your own.

While Etiole scavenges the forest for food and finds deer deer and moose to pick clean, I certainly don't want to run into whatever it is out there that is big enough to take down a moose.

Did I mention there is also a wolverine out there? No? Well, I've mentioned it now. It's the wolverine that hunts the deer and moose. Etiole finds the bones and drags them back to his dens. There's dens every where. But I'm not to in any big hurry to run into the wolverine.

Even I who have roamed these woods daily for 50 years, only know a small 30 acre section of the forest and would get lost if I branched out into the deeper sections of it.

I can guide tourists through the sections I know, but I'd never venture out into the deeper parts, and I'd never take any one near to one of the dens.

The Den of Bones...

2016: A NEW Den Discovered... Unusual den found... full of SAWED UP bones... bones boiled, cooked, and sawed into small pieces... No wolverine did that... A new den found in the Blueberry Plains Hundreds of sawed up bones found in Old Orhard Beach's Goosefare Brook Ravine (Found June 13, 2016)

Throughout the Ross Forest, you can find small dens, some times in dug out caves in sides of hills, other times under the roots of uplifted trees, other times in crypts in old cemeteries, sometimes under bushes in dense groves of pine trees. No matter where you find them, these dens are always the same: a small patch of ground, rarely more the 8 feet across, where the grass has been packed down, piles of pine needles mounded up, branches laid out encircling the outer edge, and shreds of fur and piles of feathers building a bed at the center.

These dens are always in muddy areas, often at the edges of swamps, marshes, brooks, and bogs. Dozens of them can be found along Bachelder Brook, GooseFare Brook, and the Saco River. They are also scattered throughout the Blueberry Plains and the Cranberry Bog, both on the Ross Road in Old Orchard Beach. More can be found around Millikan Mill Pond and the Scarborough Marsh.

Hundreds of these dens are scattered throughout the forests and swamps of Old Orchard Beach, Saco, Scarborough, and Biddeford, and the thing that terrifies people when they find one, is not the den itself, but rather, the bones.

Lots of bones.

Scattered around every den, there are always dozens, some times hundreds of bones.

Almost never will you find a skull. When you do find a skull, you'll find dozens of them lined up in a row at the back of the den.

The dens are places where Etiole sleeps at night. The few dens which have skulls in them, are his primary dens, places where he spends the majority of his time - his home.

Are the bones ever human? Some time. Twice human bones have been found in the ravine. Both times in the 19970s, and both times proven to have been bodies dumped there by the drug lords who frequent Old Orchard Beach ever summer since the 1920s. Old Orchard Beach has been a drug haven for 8 decades now, fresh bodies are always washing up on the gully at the mouth of the ravine. It's not often the bodies stay down long enough to turn into bones.

The bones in the dens are nearly always small animals - squirrels, rabbits, partr