divid3sbyzer0 asked: You've gone through a lot of emotional ups and downs over the past few years, and that has caused some stress in your life.

Sam: An’ then their tongues battled for WORLD DOMINATION!

Sam: Thor was HUMMIN’ his approval, an’ shook out his hair, which was totes SHINY and GLISTENED in th’ SUN like a WET NOODLE. Deadpool licked his LIPS, which were SOFT an’ SUPPLE as CHEVY UPHOLSTERY despite bein’ behind his MASK and stuff….

Robert “Bobo” Berens: Hello, I am TELEVISION’s ROBERT BERENS.

Sam: Why, hello there, Robert Berens.

Robert “Bobo” Berens: I am a well-known SOCIAL MEDIA PERSONALITY, as well as a PROFESSIONAL WRITER PERSON. I’m lookin’ for NICORETTE LOZENGES, as I am RUNNIN’ LOW.

Sam: Golly willikers, Robert Berens! As you are a PROFESSIONAL TV WRITER PERSON, mabes you could take a gander at my THORPOOL FAN FICTION. It’s up to chapter 834, and I now have almost ELEVEN readers!



Robert Berens: Welp, let me take a look. Hrm. Looks like you mention them “humming” a lot, which is weird.

Sam: OK.

Robert Berens: You keep talkin’ about Thor’s HAIR, despite it’s IRRELEVANCE.



Sam: Yep.

Robert Berens: An’ you can’t really SEE Deadpool’s SUPPLE LIPS on account of he’s wearin’ a MASK.

Sam: All rightie.

Robert Berens: Also, I notice there’s a SPELLIN’ ERROR in CHAPTER 6.

Sam: ….

Robert Berens: I said, a SPELLIN’ ERROR-

Sam: ….

****BLAMMO!!!****

Sam: *annoyed moose noises*

Robert Berens: Ooooog!

Cas: Shoulda mentioned, he’s kinda SENSITIVE LIKE about that SPELLIN’ ERROR.

Robert Berens: Ooooog. You don’t have any NICORETTE LOZENGES, do ya? I’m nearly OUT!