It's a love story for the ages.

Bulgarian who's a man, not a Yeti meets lovely woman with fake Russian accent. They fall in love. Their engagement ruins a pro wrestling storyline. They get in trouble with a crazy billionaire, who has the biggest movie star in the world make fun of them in front of millions of people. They get married.

Well, Lana and United States champion Rusev aren't married yet, but according to the latest Wrestling Observer Newsletter (subscription required but recommended), they'll be tying the knot shortly after SummerSlam.

September 2 is the date for the greatest union in the history of sports and entertainment. And while it won't anchor a pay-per-view (PPV) like Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth, it will be filmed for the upcoming season of Total Divas on E! and be a featured event on the new look season six.

No other details on the big day, but I assume hamburgers and cigars will be featured prominently.