This is my new best friend.

Stop.

You can't have her.

I received my package today, while taking my dog out for a poopoo. I screamed at my boyfriend at the top of my lungs, in front of my neighbors, to hurry up and take him out so that I could scoop his poop and open my box!

First. I am rarely surprised. Rarely. Gift number 3 took all of the surprise I had to give to the world. K80, you have ruined surprises for everyone for the rest of my life. It can't be topped.

I read your letter, and followed the instructions to the T. I opened in order, with great restraint. I'm sure you know, the bigger the package, the sooner I want to open it.

You caused poor behavior...poor eating...and a mild panic attack. I hope these pictures, and bonus video, make you feel so good! Thank you so much for thinking about me, and taking the time to stalk me! :D