Coming soon to a Batman comic near you!

Not really (please don’t sue me, DC).

Apparently the Pope has made some waves today by making the “shocking” comment that evolution the Big Bang are still possible in a universe with god (ie, that god acted through these processes). And lots of people are praising him for this, like many other things he’s said that ultimately have no effect on anything.

So, for a recap, here’s a list of things the Pope has actually done and not just talked about:

Refused to turn over pedophile priests to authorities, merely asking for forgiveness for them and the Church

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And that’s it!

Yep, nothing else he has said has changed Church doctrine.

So, the next time you see some news story about how “great and progressive,” this pope is, just remember this.