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GomTV announces additional details about GSL in 2011



Today, GomTV announced additional details for GSL in regards to the Code S tournament. GomTV believes the system they had in place was far too simple for the fans to understand and has completely revamped the Code S tournament in order to properly confuse the fans.



Lim Yo Grack, a GomTV spokesperson, explained, “We originally intended to make sure that everyone was totally clueless on how the system worked, but inadvertently made it too simple. We were greatly disappointed when those darn TeamLiquid.net members understood it and actually made graphics to help those that didn't.” Lim Yo Grack also added, “Those responsible for the old system have been sacked.”



GomTV hopes to thoroughly confuse even the smartest TeamLiquid.net member, Hot_Bid, with their new system. Blatant Admin pandering!!! Also props for the extended series joke in my last blog post (check comments)





No one knows what the fabled Carrier unit looks like



GomTV released a graphic outlining the paths the players must take with just a few of the challenges included:





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Another GomTV spokesperson, Jang Chin Chul, remarked on the new system, “We at GomTV believe we have finally created a system that will confuse everyone. Honestly, we don't have a fucking idea how it works, either.” GomTV also wanted to maintain as many potential team kills as possible, as well as the potential foreigner kill between EGIdrA and LiquidJinro. “We like to pretend we want foreigners to do participate in GSL, but really we want them to go back to Gorillaland or Hogwarts or wherever they came from,” said Jang Chin Chul.



Prominent TeamLiquid.net community member, CuntPickle666, had this to say about the new system, “I have no fucking clue what's going on. Chickens? Al Gore? And what the fuck is this Carrier unit? I've never seen anyone make it.”



As of the time of this article's posting, no one has quite cracked the system. Countless nerds are currently spending numerous hours working on it, and hope to have a full explanation shortly. Just as soon as they figure out what the hell the “Carrier” unit is.





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Today, GomTV announced additional details for GSL in regards to the Code S tournament. GomTV believes the system they had in place was far too simple for the fans to understand and has completely revamped the Code S tournament in order to properly confuse the fans.Lim Yo Grack, a GomTV spokesperson, explained, “We originally intended to make sure that everyone was totally clueless on how the system worked, but inadvertently made it too simple. We were greatly disappointed when those darn TeamLiquid.net members understood it and actually made graphics to help those that didn't.” Lim Yo Grack also added, “Those responsible for the old system have been sacked.”GomTV hopes to thoroughly confuse even the smartest TeamLiquid.net member, Hot_Bid, with their new system. + Show Spoiler + GomTV released a graphic outlining the paths the players must take with just a few of the challenges included:Another GomTV spokesperson, Jang Chin Chul, remarked on the new system, “We at GomTV believe we have finally created a system that will confuse everyone. Honestly, we don't have a fucking idea how it works, either.” GomTV also wanted to maintain as many potential team kills as possible, as well as the potential foreigner kill between EGIdrA and LiquidJinro. “We like to pretend we want foreigners to do participate in GSL, but really we want them to go back to Gorillaland or Hogwarts or wherever they came from,” said Jang Chin Chul.Prominent TeamLiquid.net community member, CuntPickle666, had this to say about the new system, “I have no fucking clue what's going on. Chickens? Al Gore? And what the fuck is this Carrier unit? I've never seen anyone make it.”As of the time of this article's posting, no one has quite cracked the system. Countless nerds are currently spending numerous hours working on it, and hope to have a full explanation shortly. Just as soon as they figure out what the hell the “Carrier” unit is. www.TheInfestedArchon.com - SC2 Satire