The top trend on Twitter all day Wednesday was #MAGAbomber. Mostly because it took the media less than 30 seconds before blaming everything on Donald Trump. Just like hurricanes. Or someone's personal physical weakness. Everything is Donald Trump's fault at all times. Just please don't tell the media they might want to strike a more civil tone.

It might save Sarah Sanders from having to put you on blast like this.

It should be simple. When something terrible happens: 1. wait for more information, 2. don't go out of your way to be a dick.

A lot of people don't seem to understand how to handle #2. The problem with the media is that they'll go full dick while lecturing the rest of us about being dicks.

In which case I encourage them to go find a bag of dicks for dinner. Add salt and pepper for taste.