Well, folks, MIami is gaining a big new reality show full of throat-cutting dramazons and their fancy houses, and losing another. Million Dollar Listing Miami has its first cast, including former Curbed Hottest Broker contestants Samantha DeBianchi and Chad Carroll, and other broker Chris Leavitt. We don't know much about Chris yet, but we expect that to change fast.

With any hope, the Million Dollar Listing high stakes players and their entourages will have better luck at flooding television land with Miami house porn than the Real Housewives of Miami did. Lisa, Lea, and whoever else on that slowly dying show are saying goodbye to a life full of camera shadows and whatever viewership they had left. It's not coming back for another season.

· Million Dollar Listing Miami's First Lady Samantha Bianchi [YouTube]

· Bravo Announces Fifteen New And Sixteen Returning Shows [Bravo]