Ruby: Jaune... WE'RE GONNA BE PARENTS! *Hugs Jaune a lot*



*Jaune sweat drops*



*Qrow lifts his sword up*



Qrow: You dirty bastard. If my Nephew has any problems delivering that baby I'll gut you so fast even the Grimm will have pity on you.



*Taiyang looks evilly at Jaunce*



Taiyang: You're just lucky that I'm Ruby's father! Or else I would've killed you where you stand! I don't care about the consequences it would bring if I did!



*Yang looks... like a murderous creature ready to murder Jaune the worst way possible it would make Mortal Kombat a kindergarten game*



*Warning: Swear content ahead*



Yang: JAUNE YOU F***ING MORON! I'M GONNA F***ING, F*** YOU UP SO BADLY, I DON'T THINK I COULD STOP! YOU DID THINGS TO RUBY, MY SISTER, MY SISTER!!! I SHOULD'VE LET THE GRIMM KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A PAINFUL, MISERABLE DEATH YOU BASTARD!



*The comment has decided to cut YAng's microphone off because she started swearing so badly, she made up her own swear words*



Jaune: I-I'm really happy for you Ruby, hehe.... Ohhhhhh! I'm gonna die, aren't I?



Ozpin: I'll be honest with you Jaune. For a man who lived hundreds of lifetimes, I'd rather face my enemy in torture than these three right now.



*How the others react*



Blake: Wow, this is just exactly how my favourite book begins.



Weiss: Awww! I bet their baby is going to be cute! *Turns Kawaii*



Pyrrha: Why does my ship always gets so close, yet it becomes so far... *Curles up in a dark corner*



Ren: Hmmm, does this mean we're getting another member to team JNPR?



Nora: YEAH! WE'RE HAVING A BABY! WE'RE HAVING A BABY! WE'RE HAVING A BABY!



Glynda: Oh my! Kids these days are certainly energetic!



Professor Port: Wo-ohhh! This reminds me of the good old days with my first girlfriend!



Professor Oobleck: Jaunceboyyoumustbesoproud!



Penny: I do not understand. What are they talking about? And what is this "Baby" They speak of?



Winter: I'll tell you later.



Ironwood: Should've known something like this would happen in your family Qrow.



Velvet: *Takes picture* One for the album!



Coco: Congratulations guys!



Neptune: Congrats Jaune!



Sun: Congrats Ruby!



Mercury: So... Does this mean that there will be two Silver-Eyes users?



Emerald: CINDER! ARE YOU OKAY?! *Sees Cinder collapsed on the ground in shock*



Cinder: We... We need a change of plans... *Passes out*



Neo: *Pulls out sign* If we murder Red, can we keep the baby?



Torchwick: *Looks at NEo's sign* Hmmmm, I don't see why not.