People, including the Japanese have been saying the new Godzilla is fat. Is he really though? Anyone who has seen the Japanese Godzilla movies, be it the Showa, Heisei or Millennium era’s, knows that the King of All Monsters has always had a little junk in the trunk. In any case, people are going to over react and shout NOT MUH GODZILLA, while I watch a bit of the old fashioned Kaiju beat down I know and love.

SKREEEEEE-ONK!!!!!!!

-Aaron A. Alvarez