WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT A BROKEN HEART!























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You're still here? Why? Are you really sure you want this?





Like, really, really?





Don't say I didn't warn you!





Okay you really want this? Well then, let's go! I present you: 15 Reasons Stay Alive Reprise is the saddest song ever. Number 1: "Where is my son?!" Hamilton sounds so panicked and he totally didn't see this coming. It was Philip's first duel Philip was going to shoot at the sky. No one would be mean enough to kill him, right? Number 2: THAT STUPID DOCTOR WON'T SHUT UP!! Like seriously dude Ham just wants to see his dying son one last time! Number 3: PHILIP DID EVERYTHING JUST RIGHT!! WHY EACKER, WHY?!?! Number 4: "I made every mistake" "You did everything just right" Now compare the melodies of these two. Similar, huh? George Washington made every mistake, yet he survived. Philip did everything just right, yet he died. LIFE'S NOT FAIR! Number 5: Eliza sounds so panicked and helpless and she wants to save her son but she can't and just ... UGH poor 'Liza Number 6: Alexander didn't tell Eliza because he didn't want her to be worried and shit. Now he has only hurted her more by not telling her. Number 8: Right after "Who did this, Alexander did you know?!" Philip interrupts his mom because he doesn't want her to kill his father. Like: 'Mom! I'm dying and all you think of is getting mad at dad?!' Number 9: "Mom, I'm so sorry for forgetting what you taught me. We played piano." This line has been bothering me for a while, because what did Philip forget? It could of course just be the piano, or French, but it's Lin, so there's got to be more. Oh. Wait. There is one other thing Eliza taught Philip. Eliza taught Philip how to count. Poor Philip thought he forgot how to count! Number 10: Philip always changed the line at seven. George Eacker shot Philip also at seven. Number 11: Seriously now I cry when I need to count in French! Number 12: The beat stops when Philip dies, like his heartbeat. Number 13: The light on Philip's face dims when he dies. Number 14: Eliza's scream. Just. That. Number 15: When Philip's dead, Hamilton tries to comfort Eliza by taking her hand, but she angrily pulls it away like: NO BITCH OUR SON JUST DIED AND IT'S YOUR FAULT! This KILLS ME because it's such a beautiful contrast to the forgiving "She takes his hand" in It's Quiet Uptown. Okay this was it bye I'm dead.

