A Science Firm on the Rise that goes by the name of BOFA (Brodies Or Friends Assemble) has discovered through rigorous testing that the bodily fluid known as “Piss”, “Mello Yello”, “Peepee”, “Scuffed Apple Juice”, “Wang Discharge”, “Drinks From Your Dink”, “Bro Juice”, and “Uncle Zekes Special Treat” comes from the Testicles.

BOFAs Resident “Ball Handlers” Chad and Brad spent countless hours in their State Of The Art lab fondling balls and testing their durability.

B: Yeah, we just like the feeling of balls in our hands.

C: No doubt, no doubt.

Update: March 35th, 6969

When we contacted BOFA for a statement, all we could hear was the soft sound of nuts slapping together in the background.