45User Rating: 4 out of 5

Review title of Blastopotamus Playing for the High One, Dancing with the Devil

I'm old, so to me this feels like ps2 Baldur's Gate with smooth framerate and graphics, way better gameplay systems, and many possible builds via unique outfit characteristics and weapon/item mechanics within a streamlined, archetypal structure that keeps my eyes from glazing over in a pedantic haze. You're already buying it aren't you? Did I mention it has Motorhead DLC? I mean, c'mon. Some negatives are: the narrator dialogue is VERY NOT GOOD. VERY NOT. The voice actor for Victor is literally the Witcher and he doesn't even try to sound different. Victor Vran is a terrible name. The menus, and especially the map, have some PC port jank and you'll need to turn the stick sensitivity down to 9 to not projectile vomit after 10 minutes. But none of that matters, it's rad and the gameplay is on point. If you think it looks interesting, you'll love it. My heart wants to give it 5 stars.