Wow, so this Charlie Sheen quote machine just won’t slow down. I think it’s safe to say that there’s never been a human being in the history of talking human beings who has had so many amazing quotes. So many! And the scary thing is that it’s been less than a week. Yogi Berra took like twenty years to come up with what, seven solid quotes? Sheen does that in his sleep (that is assuming Charlie Sheen ever stops tweaking and takes a snooze — though from the fact that his skin appears to be falling off, that doesn’t seem to be the case).

That in mind, we thought we’d just start keeping a tally of all his groundbreaking quotables. Because they just keep coming and coming. In the process, we’ve weeded out some of the duds as new gems have risen to the top. So without further ado, we present the definitive list of insane Charlie Sheen quotes.

NOTE: THIS LIST WILL BE UPDATED. WE HAVE NO DOUBT THAT THERE’S MORE TO COME.