So I just got back from my long and stressful family vacation in DC. I have been anxiously awaiting this package ever since I heard it was going to be shipped! My plane was late, and I had planned a party at my house for the day of my arrival back to AZ. All my friends were waiting outside my house when I got back at 10:00 PM.

I hurried to the mail box to retrieve my gift (thankfully it was not sent back as I was worried it may be, because I didn't stop my mail). We all immediately suspected the gift was from Bill Gates, but thanks to a helpful note on the box that said "sorry this is not from Bill Gates" we could manage our expectations, we figure it was probably just from snoop dog or something ;P jk.

I opened the package as if I were the hulk, because I like to do that don't judge me. I handed the card to my friend because I am all about materialism (also I have serious cursive reading problems). My friend read the card in the most annoying high pitch voice you can think of (so sorry secret santa in my mind you will always sound like a dying seal).

FINALLY I opened the gift! A new Pandemic expansion (in the Lab)! one of my board favorite board games, and now I have a second expansion. Now my friends and I can lose in a whole new way to Pandemic ;P (seriously hard game to win, especially when my friends and I insist on playing on legendary). So I guess on the one hand you have purchased me hours of fun, on the other hand you have mostly likely delivered death to billions upon billions of imaginary people.

Also included in the gift was an inventors book. Hmm interesting I don't remember listing that I was an engineer on my profile. Somebody is a hardcore snooper. When I make my first billion after inventing a teleporter slash time machine slash pizza oven I will give you at least 1% of the profit ;).

Thanks a bunch, truly a great gift!

P.S. you gave me your reddit username, but that cursive reading problem (and lets be honest your less then perfect handwriting) leaves me at a loss to what your username actually is. So if you wish to share it so I can do some reverse snooping that would be okay :P.