A MAN whose cat went missing says his “dumb f***, unemployed, stoner housemates” are to blame and he’s looking for somewhere else to live.

Watson went missing on May 17 from her Richmond home, close to the Melbourne CBD. Watson’s owner, fearing the worst for the pregnant feline, erected posters around the city.

“One of my dumb f*** housemates must have left the door open because Watson couldn’t jump the fence to leave even if she wanted to,” the posters read, complete with the crying face of the cute “ragdoll”.

The reward, initially “hunnits”, was upped to $1000 this week. “Want $1000? F*** yeah you do,” the new posters read.

Watson’s owner said the environment inside the home has been tense since Watson went missing.

“I know it’s not a chill move to threaten someone’s bong, but I can assure you threats were made,” he told news.com.au.

“I work nights in a bar so when I see them I’m drunk enough to hold back anger but I’m currently looking for a new place. Neither of them work so it’s hard to avoid them fully”.

He said he just wants to get his “sh***y fluff ball back”.

“Watson up and bounced out the crib on Sunday two weeks ago merely due to negligent stoner housemates leaving the f***ing door open. She’s never been past the front gate.”

He has a message for the person who has Watson.

“If you’re not a heartless drone, you’re welcome to come pick up your $1000 when you return Watson.”

Anyone with information should contact rohan.smith1@news.com.au, and we’ll put you in touch with Watson’s owner.