Kim Jong Un has recently died so me and other two friends have decided that it is in North Korea's best interest to make us their new leaders. We live near DC in case you want to contact us.

Here are a few reasons why we are good candidates for this position:

2 out of the 3 of us can make tortillas (any shape you want) We are women who aren't Asian so we would diversify our new country We go to one of the top 7 high schools in our county We won't starve our people We will make social media available to our citizens If we are in power we could open up borders We will ban Fortnite and Fortnite dances We will make North Korea capitalist and democratic We aren't hot cheeto girls 1 out of the 3 of us is Jewish so we can distribute Challah and stuff We get good grades (mostly) 1 out of the 3 of us was the dictator of our English class We don't speak Korean but we learn pretty quickly We play Minecraft We're pretty level-headed people 2 out of the 3 of us own dogs which shows responsibility

As you can see we are more than qualified for this position. I hope you choose us as North Korea's new leaders.