Thank goodness for International Women’s Day. Where would we be without it?

Definitely don’t make a joke about us actually being more equal if it no longer existed; the fembots will have you burnt at the stake.

The theme for this year’s campaign is #EachforEqual, which makes as much grammatical sense as Melania Trump’s ‘Be Best’ campaign. But, that won’t be mentioned, of course, because in leftie logic, she’s allowed to be constantly berated as twisted penance for being married to that evil orange man.

What will be mentioned excessively, on this glorious IWD, will be the “gender pay gap”, which has been repeatedly debunked.

Anyone with a brain knows it’s a total fabrication.

Experts on gender Sally Baden and Anne Marie Goetz explained this 15 years ago.





It has long been illegal to pay women less than men for the same work.

There’s precisely zero evidence men and women working the same hours in the same position with the same background and qualifications are paid differently.

The word for paying men at a higher wage than women would be “illegal”.

But, shhh. IWD is all about creating “a gender-equal world”.

Certainly don’t mention that, at this point, wealthy middle-class women are looking for an abundance of female privilege and a world where they are more equal than men.

Let’s all be #EachforEqual (whatever the hell that means) but definitely don’t bring up the gender compassion gap or the soaring male suicide rate.

Let’s all be #EachforEqual but certainly don’t talk about the fact that men do the most lethally dangerous jobs or that they represent the majority of workplace accidents each year.

Let’s all be #EachforEqual but do not mention that boys are falling behind in our schools and universities.

Let’s all be #EachforEqual but keep schtum about the gender life expectancy gap.

IWD – International Women’s Delusion.

Slow clap.

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