I now presents to you

The Orcs Guide to Fighting Jedi/Sith/Other-Lightsaber-ish-weapon-weilding-warriors



Step 1: Look to make sure it's a Lightsaber-ish weapon and now some sword that's just glowing



Step 2: If it is just a sword, attack again. You still have a shot! If it is a lightsaber-ish weapon, do not attack unless you have a wish of become "sword fodder"



Step 3: Since you are still reading, it must be a lightsaber-ish weapon. Crouch into fetal position. If it is a merciful weilder, you should be safe. If it is not a merciful weilder, continue to step 4.



Step 4: Put your Head between you knees and kiss your bum good bye. If possible, make sure this book does not fall underneath your dead corpse. This is so you can pass this knowledge onto others so they(unlike you) do not have to waste mony on a book that basically says "You're screwed".



Thank you for purchasing this bit of useless infomation.