Ahhhhh Woonsocket, one of the most romantic getaways in the world. As soon as you get there you can just feel the love in the air. It’s America’s Paris. Some couples long to have a loving embrace beneath the Eiffel Tower, others wish to watch the sunset on a Caribbean beach in their lover’s arms, and some are more simple. Some just want a quick doggy behind the Salvation Army donation dumpster, in the parking lot of a strip mall. It’s not a better or worse way to show your affection, it’s just different. Maybe give us a little more passion next time though? That looked like some National Geographic “I’m not doing this for pleasure, I’m doing it because instinct tells me our species needs to reproduce to survive” cow sex. If you want viewers you gotta give them a show.

h.t Kelly