AMATEUR PORN STUDIO – In light of a more upset and depressed American attitude, famous amateur pornography series “Girls Gone Wild” has set their sights on a new market. The announcement came late thursday that their new series would be titled “Parents Gone Wild” and feature real college girls being mercilessly beaten by their parents after their appearance in “Girls Gone Wild”.

“We’ve seen a lot of drunk college girls get naked and go crazy.” says lead producer, Eric Chokolowitz. “What we’ve never seen is a lot of drunk college girls get naked and go crazy then go home and get savagely beaten then disowned. It’s new frontier for us.”

Each video runs about two hours and features everything from parents screaming and arguing with their daughters to awkward conversations at family get-togethers. All of the filming is done in real time and none of the scenes have been edited.

“People want to see these parents baring it all as they punish their whore daughters. One of the girl’s fathers even took off his belt and then things started to get really nuts. You wouldn’t even believe what her mother did next.” says Chokolowitz.

True to statement, as we previewed one of the early cuts of the first Parents Gone Wild video, we were amazed to see real college girls being given time-outs and conversational scoldings from their parents. Then things got really crazy when they were sent to their rooms to think about their shenanigans.

Despite having not yet released the first video of the series, Chokolowitz and his team are already filming for the sequel “Parents Gone Wild: Barely Legal”.

“What we discovered while filming for the first video was that arguements and punishment was great. Yet we wanted to see a more hardcore aspect of the parental take on these college girls.” explained Chokolowitz on the set of his next film.

The sequel promises to take viewers behind the scenes to the most brutal suburban homes where enraged, psychopathic fathers take away their daughters cellphones and strip their allowances down to a meager $500 dollars a week. Brutal.

As Chokolowitz sees it, “This is about as intense as it gets, the only thing I can think that would be better, that would sell better, would be is if we could find some parents willing to actually kill their rambunctious teens and bury them in a shallow grave. I’d love to film that.”

Both films are due out in early 2009.