SO YA

THOUGHT YA

MIGHT LIKE TO GO TO THE SHOW?!

TO FEEL THE WARM, THRILL OF CONFUSION?!

THAT SPACE CADET GLOW?!

I've got some bad news for you, Sunshine

Pinkie isn't well, she's, uh, back at the hotel!

And they sent us along as a surrogate Mane 6!

AND TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHERE YOU FANS REALLY STAND!

Are there any Bronies in the audience tonight?

GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL!!

(Against...the...wall!)

THERE'S ONE IN THE SPOTLIGHT, HE DON'T LOOK RIGHT TO ME!!!

GET HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL!

(Get...them!)

And that one looks...cloppish!

AND THAT ONE HATES NIGHTMARE MOON!

WHO LET ALL THIS RIFF-RAFF INTO THE ROOM?!

THAT ONE'S READING FALLOUT EQUESTRIA

AND THAT ONE'S GOT PLUSHIES!

IF I HAD MY WAY, I'D REMOVE THE CUTIE MARKS FROM ALL OF YOUR TUSHIES!