GERALD,PLEASE HELP US.

RANDY, WHAT HAPPENED ?

OUR HOUSE...IT HAS NO INTERNET.

OH, MY GOD.

WE'VE GOT NOTHING.

IT'S JUST GONE.

COME IN.

YOU CAN USE OUR INTERNET UNTILYOU FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO.

THANK YOU, GERALD.

I'M GETTINGON IT FIRST.OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT !

KYLE, I NEED TO USEYOUR INTERNET ?

IT'S NOT WORKING.WHAT ?!

I'VE EVEN UNPLUGGED ITAND PLUGGED IT BACK IN.

NO, NO, OUR INTERNETCAN'T BE BROKEN.

I'VE GOT TOGET AN ATTACHMENT

LARRY SENT MELAST NIGHT.

IT'S NOT WORKING,GERALD.

BUT IT HAS TO WORK--MAYBE IF I--

YOUR INTERNET'S NOT WORKING,GERALD, FACE IT !

I HAVE TO GET ONLINEBEFORE SCHOOL.

WHAT ABOUT STARBUCKS ?THEY HAVE FREE INTERNET.

RIGHT, STARBUCKS !

EVERYONE GET YOUR STUFF,WE CAN TAKE MY CAR !

HEY, IS YOUR GUYS'INTERNET WORKING ?

NO, NOBODY'S IS.

WHAT'S HAPPENING ?!

JESUS, EVERYONE'S GONNAGO TO STARBUCKS NOW.

EVERYONE IN THE CAR.

WE HAVE TO BEATTHEM THERE.

( all screaming )

( glass shattering )

GOD, THE WHOLENEIGHBORHOOD'S AFFECTED.

GET OUT OF THE WAY,PETERSON !

( all yelling )

FOLKS, THERE'SNO INTERNET HERE !

IT'S NOT WORKING,I TELL YOU.

IT'S NOT WORKING HERE ?

KIDS, GET BACKIN THE CAR.

WE CAN GO TOTHE M STORE.

NO, DON'T, YOU'REWASTING YOUR TIME.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ?

BECAUSE WE JUST CAMEFROM THERE.

THERE WAS NOTHING--NOT ONE SCRAP OF INTERNET.

HOW CAN THERE BENO INTERNET ANYWHERE ?

WHAT'S GOING ON ?

ANYBODY GOTA BLACKBERRY ?

CHECK DRUDGE REPORT.

GOOD IDEA !

NO, WAIT, WE CAN'TCHECK DRUDGE REPORT.

THERE'S NO INTERNET !

THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TOFIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.

WE CAN'T--DON'T YOU GET IT ?!

THERE'S NO INTERNET TO FIND OUTWHY THERE'S NO INTERNET !

WHAT DID WE USED TO DO

TO GET THE NEWSBEFORE THE INTERNET ?

( gasping )A TELEVISION !

YARGH !

Once again, we apologize

but we cannotbring you the news.

It appears that we have nointernet here at News 4.

We'll be happy to bringyou up on current events

just as soon as ourinternet is back.

JESUS, IT'S STATEWIDE.

IT COULD BE NATIONWIDE.

Hello, do you haveinternet ?

It's channel 4 news.

No, we don't haveinternet either.

NO INTERNET ANYWHERE.

JESUS...WE'RE ALL ALONE.