Prince Blueblood: *being carried by the Porter Pony from "Sweet and Elite"* Thank you kindly my good servant, I really didn't want to get my hooves dirty from this filthy commoner soil during my visit in Ponyville.

Porter: *struggling*

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Fido: Boss, there's a paraspryte on my eye!

Rover: Aaah, quit winning and continue digging for gems!

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Mr. Carrot Cake: Well, I don't like to leave the bakery... *puts up a sign that says "Be Back in 5 Minutes"* ...but for the next five minutes, I'm gonna party like it's on sale for 99 bits.