Merriam-Webster Is Removing ‘Love’ From The Dictionary Because No Definition Could Possibly Do It Justice

The English language just got a major shake-up thanks to Merriam-Webster. The dictionary has removed the word “love,” because no definition could encapsulate the full unknowable totality of what love is.

“No brief paragraph of text can possibly ever define the uncontrollable rush of emotion known as love, the torrent of feelings that carries us away, as helpless as a leaf swept downstream in the raging rapids of romance,” Merriam-Webster explained in a statement posted on its Twitter feed this morning. “’Twas the height of folly for us to even try to explain the mysterious bond between two kindred souls, and we sincerely apologize for attempting to cage love in our musty dictionary like a dead butterfly pinned behind glass.”

Excising “love” from the dictionary is a big change, but you have to admit that Merriam-Webster’s old definition, “strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties,” was a pretty lacking description for the most fundamental and life-changing emotion a human can experience. This is just Merriam-Webster acknowledging the fact that mere words can never truly express how love is more essential than air or water, or how it shines more brightly than any star in the sky, not even if it filled a million dictionaries with definitions of love’s splendor. Kudos to Merriam-Webster for acknowledging its limitations and doing the right thing!