beard (as john massages him): john! you're embarrassing me! stop massaging me! john: oh! i'm sorry! beard: apologize to this man too! john: sorry man! beard: just give me a little space when i'm not on your face john: i love rhymes! beard: john! focus! john: ok. i won't massage you when you're on other people's faces beard: good beard: now enjoy yourself! you don't need a beard to have fun! *soon* john: lemme tell you all about my invention john: arms! onlooker: everyone has arms, john john: yes, thanks to me onlooker: john seems to be not as smart today bearded otherman: i'm never gonna get rid of my beard now, that's for sure

i think john gets how this whole thing is gonna work now