A resident of the 300 block of West Caracas Avenue, Derry Township, told police someone smeared birthday cake over his son's car on July 30.

The police report noted that the cake on the Mitsubishi Eclipse was chocolate and vanilla with sugar icing in a blue and orange color scheme. It was "very moist and fresh to the touch," the report noted.

The car's owner told police it was the fourth time the car had been attacked with food. It was twice pelted with Twinkies, he said, and once splattered with a platter of Chinese food.