Chick, lean­ing on wall hold­ing ba­by: Yo, lemme get a cig­a­rette?

Guy, walk­ing out of the train sta­tion: Nah, not with that ba­by in your hand.

Chick: Pssh, I’m not preg­nant.

Guy: Not with that ba­by in your hand, that’s dis­re­spect­ful.

–Queens Boule­vard

Over­heard by: A Good Rea­son Not to Have Kids