Zot the Wizard Zot might have had a cushy job teaching magic theory at the Wizards’ College, had he not been saddled with Pooky, a psychotic, binge drinking bunny rabbit, as his familiar. The Good: Zot is good at card tricks, and, hence, is good at gambling. His mastery of many magical spells keeps him well protected, whether he’s roughhousing, drinking, or gambling. The Bad: That rabbit is insane. Seriously.

Deirdre the Priestess Deirdre uses the power of the Goddess to protect and heal her friends and to smite the wicked creatures of the deep dungeons. She’ll also smite anyone who treats her like a bimbo, even though she’s not above working her good looks get her way. The Good: The Goddess keeps Deirdre protected from harm. The Bad: The Goddess’s protection does not help against alcohol. Deirdre is a cheap date.

Fiona the Volatile This brash warrior maiden is quick with a sword… or axe, or dagger, or any other sharp or pointy thing she can get her hands on. The Good: She’s more than capable of dishing out and taking serious physical abuse, and her formidable constitution allows her to drink a lot! The Bad: For all her strengths, she’s not very good at keeping track of her Gold.