Cory Booker mulls irreversible bills that could be felt for generations

Presidential Legacy already at stake

Cory Booker alighting from this awesome customized bus after NOT talking about grabbing domesticated felines.

For those uninterested in politics but are reading this piece, bless your souls…and hearts. It’s a heavily political piece with a Communism theme and no surprise ending.

The ACA is in Hospice. As a matter of fact, it’s in purgatory after two glancing blows from the House and Senate sent her tumbling on the highway headfirst and bleeding from wherever. She might be in dire need of a face lift.

Republicans have been poking at their eyeballs with jagged edges of Hermes belt buckles and broken Rolex wrist bands. Efforts to reverse Obama’s signature achievement as President has been met with ..not very much love for the Trickle Downer boys.

But alas! Ted Cruz, much hated by his daughters and most of America, has found a solution. Apparently, an amendment to Trumpcare would retain more cash at hand for Medicaid and less tax breaks for Oligarchs. I’m not sure how the man who accused his father of assassinating JFK will take it, but only time will tell. At this point, we’re just winging it.

This has left the next President of the US , BLACK NJ Senator and eloquent orator, Cory Booker in a disconcerting position. While he wants his legacy to revolve around sincere concern for the underprivileged, he wouldn’t mind a mention that can be found in future history books. He’d be very much crestfallen if such an endeavor would happen to be hijacked by racism. He has therefore hired a band of Yale and Harvard Constitutional professors to craft potential bills with airtight defenses that make them untouchable by any form of legislation whether favorable or unfavorable. Professor Luke Abernathy has already proposed a very promising suggestion in drawing a bill that makes tossing lead treats at medium sized pigeons a crime punishable by 15.6 compulsory volunteer hours at the local soup kitchen in the offender’s nearest major city.