This is an actual craigslist posting. If you are interested in being kidnapped, raped, and tortured, feel free to reply. Seriously though ,this guy comes across as having at best, some kind of psychosis.

Date: 2011-04-29, 11:44PM CDT

Reply to: job-keq2g-2354231550@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Although this job posting may seem odd, I assure you that it’s legitimate.

I am seeking an attractive woman, between the ages of 21 and 45, to accompany me for dinner a couple of nights a month. Why would this decent-looking guy in his 30’s be looking for a dinner companion on Craigslist? Well, quite frankly I don’t want to give off the appearance that I’m a loser by dining alone. I may, in fact, be a loser, but I would rather that nobody (save my dining partner) is aware of this.

Payment will be in the form of a free meal and stimulating conversation with someone who, according to people in the community, cannot possibly be a loser due to the fact that he is dining multiple times a month with an attractive lady.

A response detailing why you should be the one should include pictures, although any nude or otherwise distasteful pictures will be deleted. Ok, I probably will just save them to my hard drive, but we don’t need to tell anyone about that either.