Me neither of course, but that’s not the point. Becker is Britain’s Favourite Ever German. We have taken him to our hearts, David Cameron has taken him to Chequers and he is as much a part of Wimbledon fortnight as rain interrupting play and reality TV stars in the royal box – even Nigel Farage is a fan. Probably. And that’s why we - I - care that our Number One has gone to seed.