My Secret Santa sent me a DVD of X-Men the animated series which was my favorite cartoon growing up, a fine assortment of condoms (snugger fit? what are you implying? Oh well, I lol'd), some reddit bacon scented soap which I'm sure will attract a high class of woman, some Old Spice deodorant to counter-balance the effects of the bacon soap (the combination of which should make me irresistible), some googly eyes for sticking to things that are taking themselves too seriously, a beach ball to hurl at people taking themselves too seriously, a think geek sticker which is just good advice in general, and a pet elephant. For some reason I thought it would be funny to ask for a pet elephant when I signed up for the gift exchange because I must have just watched a video of an elephant playing with some grass or something. I love elephants. I understand the financial constraints that may have kept my secret santa from procuring a pet elephant for my gift this year, so I'm not upset that the pet elephant I did receive was of the plastic variety. Also, thinking about it now, it's not like I would have had anywhere to put a live elephant since I live in a somewhat small apartment in West Texas so I'm sure my neighbors would not have appreciated the elephant as much as I did (unless they were elephant lovers like me) so that's something I should have considered I guess. Maybe next year, but for now I am quite content with the gifts I did receive. Good job secret santa!