Give me 60 months and I’ll change India: Narendra Modi.

Give me 1 month’s limelight every 60 months and I’ll change India: Priyanka Vadra.

1966: Indira desh bachayegi.

1977: Sanjay desh bachayega.

1984: Rajiv desh bachayega.

2004: Sonia desh bachayegi.

2009: Pappu desh bachayega.

2014: Pappini desh bachayegi.

Desh: Arre koi to mujhe Nehru-Gandhi dynasty se bachao!!!

Total days spent by Sonia+Pappu+Pappini as PM/CM/Minister = Zero.

Number of really tough questions asked of them till date = Zero.

Amount looted in scams committed in last 10 years = 1ZeroZeroZeroZeroZeroZeroZero…

1999: Will Priyanka contest polls?

2004: Will she contest?

2009: Will she contest?

2014: Will she contest?

2019…

2024…

#MrsVadra

Mera dynasty parameshwar: Congress man.

Mera pati paramaeshwar: Priyanka Vadra.

Hai na Vadra mahaan!

Waise “Pappu Model” kya hai?

Aur “Vadra Model” kya hai?

(Both Robert and Priyanka versions)

#GujaratModel

Congress: We have a larger role for Priyanka!

Q: How?

Congress: In 2009 elections she spent a total 10 hours campaigning. This time she’ll do 15 hours!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru