Ok so these stats, who knows, maybe you have seen them. But they're not exactly normal stats.

First, I'll credit one Kevin Sumlin for pointing this one out. A&M scored 38 points Saturday despite having the ball for just over 16 minutes. That's 2.27 points per minute. For the season, we're at 2.04 points per minute. In 2013, it was 1.65, and 2012 was 1.58. As with every offensive stat, those numbers were among the top few in the nation each year. Anything over probably 1.5 is elite. Credit InternetFan02 on Texags for this one, but on Saturday, Rice gained over 480 yards of total offense and had zero turnovers yet only scored 10 points. They are the first team in the country to pull that one off going back to the year 2000. I decided to look into it even further and found that since 2000, no team had ever gained 240 rushing and passing, had zero turnovers, and scored fewer than 24 points... until Rice did with just 10 points. Bend but don't break, baby! Finally, I like this one for its weird specificity. Against both Rice and Lamar, A&M averaged 8.08 yards per play.

Since I hate to write such a short post, allow me to let you know just how bad SMU is compared to A&M using the majesty of numbers. I am copying my own post from Texags so those of you that read their forums may have seen this already.

SMU dead last in rushing, by a large margin. They have -16 total rush yards on the season.

SMU averages -.41 yards per carry, dead last.

SMU's longest run is 11 yards and it's their only run of the season of at least 10 yards.

SMU is last in the nation in 10+ yard plays with only 15.

SMU is last in the nation in 20+ yard plays with only 3.

SMU has only reached the red zone ONE time. And on that possession then ended up backing up to the 33 yard line before scoring on a hail mary for their only touchdown on the year.

SMU averages 3 points per game, dead last by a large margin.

SMU is ranked 124th in passer rating as a team.

SMU is ranked 127th in yards per attempt passing (out of 128).

SMU is last in 3rd down conversions with only 17% success.

SMU is last in first downs with only 12 per game.

SMU is last in sacks allowed, by a large margin, with 6.5 per game.

SMU is last in yards per play, with 2.75, which is around 30% lower than the next worst team of the last several years going back as far as I could find stats for.

A&M averages 54 points per game (4th in the nation)

408 yards passing per game (6th nationally)

596 total yards per game (4th nationally)

31 first downs per game (3rd nationally)

62% 3rd down success (3rd nationally)

3 sacks per game (21st in the nation)

68 plays of at least 10 yards (1st in the nation)

12 plays of 30+ yards (6th nationally)

A&M has allowed 0 rushing touchdowns (tied for 1st nationally, naturally)

Kenny Hill is the only QB in the nation with more than 8 TD passes (he has 11) and 0 interceptions.

Meanwhile...