And that's my headcanon!I wish I could've got this ready for Derpy Day but I got sick! I'm a horrible person! Not that the joke itself puts a better record on my slate...Joke explanation: in the TES universe (games like Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind, etc.) an elder scroll is an obscure artifact of immense power, but being exposed to it without proper preparation takes a severe toll on the reader, going as far as causing permanent visual impairment. So if you ever come across an elder scroll, don't be a hero and leave it alone.