This might be the most Alex Jones thing that Alex Jones has ever done.

The famed conspiracy theorist behind InfoWars spun a tale for his viewers last night that rich attractive 17-year-old girls attempted to date him when he was only 13 and 14 because they were attempting to convert him to Satanism and stop him from starting his media empire in the future.

Yes, you read that previous paragraph correctly. And none of it is hyperbole. That is the story Jones told.

“Every time I thought some hot 17-year-old, when I was like 13 or 14, really wanted to date me and I’d drive out to some big old mansion of theirs — and I mean real mansions, helicopter pads, private landing fields, you name it — God almighty,” Jones exclaimed. “After the third or fourth time I had been with them, they’d tell me, ‘By the way, we worship this god and we want you to come to this event, we want you to engage in this activity because Lucifer is really God.’”

The InfoWars founder, who has previously claimed he had over 150 sexual partners before he was 16, went on to describe how one girl picked him up in an expensive Mercedes — “that’d be a $300,00 Maybach today,” Jones said — while explaining that the reason the head cheerleader was going out with a freshman was to “get me into the cult.”

Jones then gave his account of the time one of the young women who dated him in those formative years took him to some ritual around a bonfire that included police officers wearing black hoods. He claimed that he was taken to jail and the cops warned him he’d be dead if his family didn’t hightail it out of town.

After going on about globalists and how all of his listeners are “being called towards a quickening,” Jones then explained why they targeted him.

“I don’t tell you that story to sit there and impress you, because I’ll be honest with you, I love women and they were great pieces of ass,” he declared. “But they weren’t there to get me because they thought I was good-looking. They were there to get me––because evil knew because let me tell you they weren’t going after other 13- and 14-year-olds at the high school––evil knew what we were going to do in the future but evil failed.”

Check out Jones’ rant above, via Right Wing Watch.

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