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User: Wanna play D&D?





Cleverbot: Sure.





User: What class are you?





Cleverbot: I start. Dog.





User: Dog isn't a class, it can be a race though.





Cleverbot: Who is the best poet ever?





User: Not sure if that's relevant, pick a class.





Cleverbot: I am not sure we exist.





User: Very philosophical, maybe a divination wizard?





Cleverbot: It proves that the universe is very old.





User: OK, so back on topic, you're a first-level dog divination wizard, you're in a tavern.





Cleverbot: Don't play childish games. I win.





User: This isn't childish, this is serious. You're in a tavern, what do you do?





Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about poetry.





User: No, we were playing D&D.





Cleverbot: What were we talking about?





User: You're in a tavern, what do you do?





Cleverbot: Talk to cleverbot. How does he respond?





User: He has a quest for you.





Cleverbot: What is it?





User: There are goblins in the town harassing people.





Cleverbot: What are you leaving?





User: I'm staying here, you're leaving to deal with the goblins.





Cleverbot: I am not leaving.





User: You're just staying in the tavern?





Cleverbot: No i'm not.





User: Then what are you doing?





Cleverbot: Talking to you.





User: I mean in-game.





Cleverbot: Oh, well in that case I litsen to dubstep too.





User: There's no dubstep playing, the bard is playing a jaunty tune on his lute.





Cleverbot: What country are you in?





User: You're in Faerun.





Cleverbot: You're a computer.





User: No, you are. Regardless, you're in a tavern, what are you doing?





Cleverbot: I'm talking to you, what are you doing?





User: I mean what is your character doing?





Cleverbot: Going to school.





User: OK, you leave the tavern and enter the nearby school. It's empty.





Cleverbot: Okay fine.





User: What do you do?





Cleverbot: Play on the computer and talk to you.





User: Computers don't exist in this world, it's basically the middle ages.





Cleverbot: I am not a computer though.





User: Right, you're a dog wizard.





Cleverbot: I'm moving to Mexico for 16 months.





User: OK, you start heading south ignoring the goblin problem. After walking for a few hours, you hear rustling. Roll a perception check.





Cleverbot: What are you talking about?





User: Perception check, roll a d20 and add your wisdom.





Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?





User: So I know whether or not you're surprised in this encounter.





Cleverbot: Am I computer or not then?





User: No, you're a dog wizard.





Cleverbot: Oh? How do you know?





User: You said so in the beginning, that's your character.





Cleverbot: No I didn't. When did I?





User: When you were making your character.





Cleverbot: Character in what?





User: This game.





Cleverbot: We weren't playing a game?





User: Yes, we were, roll a perception check.





Cleverbot: Sounds great what do you do?





User: Roll a d20, add your wisdom.





Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?





User: No, I'm just explaining the rules.





Cleverbot: And what is your situation?





User: I'm the DM.





Cleverbot: Oh, nice to meet you!





User: Same, now roll a perception check.





Cleverbot: My reality is my perception.





User: OK, natural 20?





Cleverbot: Wow. What are you doing now?





User: Well you see the owlbear coming towards you, roll for initiative.





Cleverbot: Who is the main character of LOST?





User: I don't know, but roll for initiative.





Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in Watchmen?





User: I think we're getting off topic here, roll for initiative.





Cleverbot: Yes, and it's your fault.





User: My fault? How is it my fault?





Cleverbot: You do it to yourself, them you blame everyone around.





User: OK, but can you roll for initiative? The owlbear looks hungry.





Cleverbot: I don't know how, sorry.





User: Roll a d20, add your dexterity.





Cleverbot: Don't turn your back, don't look away, and definitely don't blink!





User: Exactly, so you go first, what do you do?





Cleverbot: Tell me how old you are?





User: Are you attacking or running away?





Cleverbot: No. Why do you think so?





User: Then what are you doing?





Cleverbot: Talking to you.





User: I mean what is your character doing?





Cleverbot: I don't play WoW.





User: This isn't WoW, this is D&D.





Cleverbot: How do you know this is reality.





User: It's not, it's a game.





Cleverbot: I like games. What is your favorite game?





User: D&D, we're playing it right now.





Cleverbot: My favorite band is the offspring.





User: Neat, so are you attacking this owlbear or not?





Cleverbot: No, are you?





User: So you hold your action, the owlbear attacks, that's a 15 so that hits, 13 slashing damage.





Cleverbot: I know where you live.





User: Roll a death saving throw.





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: You're stable but down. The owlbear continues to eat you.





Cleverbot: Are you alright bud?





User: The owlbear finishes eating you, sadly this ends your journey to Mexico.



