"Let's talk about something exciting. Me." Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth

"I hear the jury's still out on science." Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth

"Hope is for losers." Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth

"You can't process me with a normal brain." Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth

"It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life." Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth

"Dying is for fools. Amateurs." Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth

"These are lawyers. That's Latin for liar." Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth

"I look at the game of baseball and I'm reminded of a quote that I wrote." Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth

"Maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this?" Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth

"I expose people to magic." Charlie Sheen G.O.B. Bluth