Well, since I don’t have anything to do on Wednesday nights, and the CZW Academy is only 20 minutes from my house, every other week I’ll be attending Dojo Wars, their bi-weekly “House Show”. It’s 5 matches for 5 bucks, how can you go wrong with that? Since the only way to see the show is to be there, and only a very limited number of people can fit in the place, I’ll let you in on all the details with a full results list, pictures and match breakdown.

Last night was Round Two of the 10 week, 16 person Tournament of Valor, with each match being scheduled for 2 falls. This was the most sparsely attended Dojo Wars yet, with tonight being the Flyer’s home opener, but it was the most fun by far. Maybe it’s because I just went to the Smackdown 15th anniversary show on Tuesday. Maybe it’s because I just bought Royal Rumble tickets. Maybe it’s because friend of the site Murder Nurse showed up with Brittany Blake’s 63 year old dad who just yelled the craziest most insane shit I’ve ever heard all night long. It’s mostly that last one. We were down a few regulars who normally yell off the wall stuff, and he more than filled the gap. Also, I may have inadvertently gotten Andrew Wolf nearly killed when I tried cover my share of the crazy crowd interactions. It was pretty fun overall, and as always, I recommend attending if you are able or waiting till they hit youtube. I’m gonna keep last week’s format of more pictures, less talk, so let’s get to it.

Tournament of Valor 2 out of 3 Falls Matches

Conor Claxton defeated Ben Ortiz

defeated Ben Ortiz Brittany Blake defeated Brooke Danielle

defeated Brooke Danielle Ryan Galeone defeated Andrew Wolf

defeated Andrew Wolf Nate Carter defeated Lazer Lamon

Non-Tournament Matches

Kory Kastle, Jonathan Evans, Trooper Audubon, and Joey Janela defeated Frankie Pikard, Joe Gacy, Rex Lawless, and Kit Osbourne in an elimination tag match

Ben Ortiz vs. Conor Claxton

Ben Ortiz pinned Conor Claxton after an inverted cutter

Conor Claxton pinned Ben Ortiz with a rolling crucifix pin

Conor Claxton forced Ben Ortiz to submit to a cross armbar



Winner: Conor Claxton

Bell Time: 13:59

Brooke Danielle vs. Brittany Blake

Brittany Blake pinned Brooke Danielle with a schoolgirl rollup

Brooke Danielle pinned Brittany Blake after an Atomic Drop

Brittany Blake pinned Brooke Danielle after Stratisfaction



Winner: Brittany Blake

Bell Time: 5:58

Ryan Galeone vs Andrew Wolf

As I said up top, it may have been my fault this turned into such a squash. Wolf was putting up a pretty valiant fight, when Galeon started beating him down, then shouted out “I’m a warrior!”. I then responded with “But he’s a legend! (as in Legend Of Zelda). Galeon stopped, turned, looked me dead in the eyes for like 6 seconds, went “He’s a legend huh?”, and then executed one of the most vicious powerbombs I’ve ever seen. So, Mr. Wolf, if you’re out there, sorry about that. I was just trying to be funny, not get your ass kicked. I totally thought you were gonna win.

Ryan Galeone pinned Andrew Wolf after a superkick

Ryan Galeone pinned Andrew Wolf after a Last Ride



Winner: Ryan Galeone

Bell Time: 4:10

Nate Carter vs “Lazer Lamon”

Nate Carter pinned Lazer Lamon after a powerslam

Lazer Lamon forced Nate Carter to submit to an ankle lock

Nate Carter pinned Lazer Lamon after a Fisherman’s Suplex



Winner: Nate Carter

Bell Time: 14:40

Kory Kastle, Jonathan Evans, Trooper Audubon, and Joey Janela vs Frankie Pikard, Joe Gacy, Rex Lawless, and Kit Osbourne

Frankie Pikard eliminated by Kory Kastle after a Spinebuster

Kory Kastle eliminated by Rex Lawless after a Blue Thunder Bomb

Trooper Audubon eliminated by Rex Lawless after an RKO

Rex Lawless eliminated by Jonathan Evans after interference from Trooper Audubon as he left the ring

Jonathan Evans eliminated by Joe Gacy after a Clothesline From Hell

Kit Osbourne eliminated by Joey Janela after a Clothesline From Hell

Joe Gacy eliminated by Joey Janela after a reversed powerbomb attempt



Winner: Joey Janela

Bell Time: 27:40

Forgive me if I goof on some names and spellings, I try to research them as best I can, but many of the participants at these shows are new wrestlers so there isn’t anything online about them yet and I have to go by what I think I hear the announcer say.