There are dirty games for the DS? Who knew!

Any parent will tell you that having the talk with children is not easy. Well, one woman in Washington won't need to break the ice with her third grader anymore.

Kara Petrich went to a Big Lots in Tacoma to buy her daughter a nice, innocent DS game. She figured that Ubisoft's Petz was a safe bet, what with the "E for Everyone" rating and cute animals on the cover. Turns out the game had been totally mislabeled, from box to game cartridge. Her daughter's copy of Petz was actually a T-rated dating sim called Sprung. Much shock and hilarity later ensued.

Petrich was damn surprised when she saw the dialogue. One character said, "Make sure you bring your life jackets, condoms,"

Then there's stuff like, "You wanna rock my mountains, don't you?"

Cheesy and tame for most of us, but still not something Petrich wanted 9-year-old Paisley playing. Luckily, her little angel had no idea what the game was going on about, so Kara isn't about to change that by having the "birds and bees" conversation with her early. Apparently, Paisley had the good sense to run to her mom and complain "that it's not giving me my pets."

Rather than blaming Big Lots, the miffed mother is demanding a response from Ubisoft. Either way, she's learned a pretty good lesson.

"Most important, I want parents to know that you can't just hand kids a game and then send them off."