Can I tell you a vegan joke?

I promise it won’t be cheesy.

Vegan: Try this apple

Meat eater: Taste good

Vegan: It’s vegan

Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny

An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.

Just two people with bad ‘tempehs’.

“I could never go vegan!”

Said almost every person (before going vegan).

Meat-eaters and the lightbulb:

How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.

Vegans and the lightbulb:

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

No idea. But where do you get your protein?

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove that he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.