MRA: Men commit suicide several times more than women do.

Feminism: That sucks. But if you try to hold discussions about this we're going to bar the doors, threaten attendees, smear the speaker as a child molester, and pull the fire alarms.

MRA: Women can be just as violent as men in relationships.

Feminism: I will kill your dog, chase you from your home, cut off your funding and threaten you with murder if you spread this information.

MRA: We need to have a conference to discuss our issues.

Feminism: You need to pay extra for security because I'm going to phone in death threats, bomb threats, arson threats, smear campaigns, slander and libel just to keep you from meeting.

MRA: Fine, we'll pay extra for our conference. And you're invited.

Feminism: You can't invite us, we're boycotting your meeting. We have nothing to say to you and refuse to listen to you. Except for the people we send in undercover in a vain attempt to find misogyny.

MRA: I have an opinion.

Feminism: And now you're banned for life because of it.

MRA: You guys really are being awful to us.

Feminism: It's about equality, misogynist.

MRA: No, it very clearly is not. I've documented everything.

Feminism: *sheds skin* Those people weren't real feminists. They were misandrists. It's not the same thing. Real feminism is about equality.

MRA: So, now that you're all about equality, are you going to help with these issues?