Original Air date: January 13th, 2020

Caption: Scandinavian Juggling professor, Jay Gilligan in studio. Scoop Mail. Jock vs Nerd.

Running time: 1:26

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt was previously in Canada and got the "all clear" text message after they accidentally sent out a Nuclear Power warning.

The hosts talk to their guests, Jay, about what he does as an instructor. Paul finds common ground with him through common employment at King's Island.

Jay is associated with a new kind of jugglers that don't necessarily catch everything they throw and are more concerned about the overall look of the juggling. He works with performers in Absinthe and Opium.

A Fake Commercial for Jack's Irradiation Imporium.

Jacob states that jugglers like their craft more than any other variety act. Matt compares it to a "Jersey-like" pride.

Matt calls the Guinness Book of World Records as "Guinnie." he recounts his experience in working on a television show about good TV and Guinness records.

A Fake Commercial for SvenJuggle the Icelandic Juggling school. Interrupted by Speedy's Juggling school that undercuts the amount of time that it takes

The hosts ask about combat juggling, which Jay mistakes for contact juggling. This reminds Paul of Fushigi ball tricks. Matt proposes hackey sack as the lowest of all jugglers and calls it Group Foot Juggling.

Paul states that he has an idea for a juggling trick. Matt distracts them and they move on to Scoopmail.

Scoopmail Edit

Dr. Mike sends in a gross story about his time as a surgery tech. This includes a reference to a internal grating device (Episode title reference) that Paul compares to Parmesean.

Future Strip Club guy asks advice on how to become a strip club guy.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

A Scoopardy from Allie O'Dare.

Characters and Bits Edit