Not surprisingly, Scaramucci, a.k.a. “the Mooch,” was officially hired last week as an “assistant to President-elect Donald Trump,” wherein his main responsibilities will be convincing people that Trump is the second coming of Mother Teresa and acting as a conduit to Wall Street. And he’s already gotten down to business, landing in Davos this week to ply his craft. To the business elite and heads of state who are skeptical that a guy who speaks in one-word sentences half the time has the disposition to run the country, Scaramucci explained that it was simply a matter of the rest of the U.S. downloading Rosetta Stone: Trump Edition. “These folks are used to a buttoned-up, politically correct presentation style,” the Mooch told a group of reporters in Davos on Tuesday. “He has a very interesting communication style. The more you get to know him and spend time with him you understand his communication style.” To those worried about his late-night Twitter rants, attacking everyone from Alec Baldwin to Meryl Streep to the cast of Hamilton, the Mooch suggests everyone (1) chill and (2) ask themselves, W.W.W.C.D. (What Would Winston Churchill Do)? Per BuzzFeed:

“You guys get a little upset about the tweeting or some of the things he’s saying, but I want to say, directionally, he’s a compassionate man, he loves his children, he loves people.” Then he quoted Winston Churchill: “The best among us choose not to judge human frailty so strongly.”

And don’t worry about that trade war with China or a certain someone’s comments on NATO. And next time you want to criticize the guy, just know that he’s apparently, in some circles, considered the Steve Jobs of politics:

Speaking later to media, [Scaramucci] appealed for trust, comparing Trump’s “disruption” of politics to technology. “Steve Jobs takes a phone and turns it into a computer.”

Scaramucci also announced that he’s officially sold Skybridge, his “fund of hedge funds” business, to RON Transatlantic Advisors and HNA Capital of New York. No word on whether or not he plans to retain his stake in the Hunt and Fish Club, a Midtown eatery “where beauties trawl for sugar daddies.”

Lynn Tilton is in trouble again

Lynn Tilton is a private-equity chief who is best known for sending naughty Christmas cards to clients one year and for allegedly ripping off some investors. The Wall Street Journal has more news on the latter front: