for every minority but themselves.

It's time t heir selflessness

was rewarded.





















































(embellished by henrymakow.com)





Common justice demands Affirmative Action for Jews.





As every schoolboy know, Jews have been to the forefront of civil rights, diversity and Affirmative Action from Day 1. The ACLU, $PLC and various other Jewish pressure groups have assiduously examined employment statistics and developed complex mathematical formulae to determine each ethnic grouping's appropriate representational level.



But never for themselves.



And this of course is entirely attributable to the legendary altruistic, selfless pursuit of the common good that we've come to associate with Jews. They worry themselves sick about justice for blacks, Muslims, lesbians, Hispanics, women but never for themselves.



Well dammit, if they won't do it for themselves, then I will! And I'm starting it here and now. Common justice demands it. They have waited, mute but hopeful, for long enough. So here's my plan. As for every other minority an examination of Jewish representation will be undertaken at all our enterprises and institutions, and, applying the prevailing formulations, the appropriate Jewish representation level will be calculated.



As a broad guide for Affirmative Action and diversity purposes, we can assume that in Western countries, they make up 1% of the population. Ok, I know, it's less than that. But let's give them the benefit of the doubt. Oy vey, they've suffered enough already.



So for example, the US Senate should have at least one Jewish Senator at all times. It's only fair that Jews would have some influence on government.





And banking too. Every ten years or so, a Jew should be appointed to head up a major bank. Let's ensure that at least one percent of lawyers, doctors and accountants are Jewish.





And here's another helpful suggestion. I understand that the BBC employs about 3,000 staff at Producer or Senior Presenter grade. Are there at least 30 Jews in such positions in the Beeb?





Our crazy commentator GTRMan, who takes an interest in such things says that about 600 are Jewish, but I don't believe that.





In any event I think we should find out. And if there are fewer (or in the unlikely event of there being more) the correct quota - as calculated by existing methods - should be applied.









Same with academia. Imagine some Jewish college Presidents and professors.



