(CNN) President Donald Trump stopped by a local Coast Guard station in Florida on Thursday to celebrate Thanksgiving. While there, he gave a speech extolling the virtues of the Coast Guard "brand" and talking about how everything is now better thanks to, well, him.

I went through the speech and picked out a handful of the oddest quotes. Happy Black Friday!

1. "But if you were looking at it as a brand, there's no brand that went up more than the Coast Guard, with what happened in Texas."

The Coast Guard brand has never been higher! We are moving all sorts of Coast Guard merch right now!

2. "You saved 16,000 lives -- nobody knows that -- 16,000 lives."

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