Please enjoy our latest offering, VIVA KNIEVEL! The exclamation point is theirs.

Really. Seriously. I dare you not to. Let’s run it down:

Evel’s acting is resembles his Caesar’s Palace crash.

Red Buttons plays a two-bit pimp in a porkpie hat.

Gene Kelly has a fight scene.

Lauren Hutton delivers lines like she’s Tom Brokaw.

Leslie Nielsen uncannily prefigures his comedy career.

Frank Gifford pretends that what Evel does is heroic.

Cameron Mitchell grins and chuckles menacingly. I think he has maybe one line.

Dabney Coleman runs a Mexican looney bin.

Marjoe Gortner is in it.

The script was penned by a fist made out of ham.

There’s a nun.

There. How can you not want to see this? Get it here. Also say no to drugs, or you’ll get blown all to Hell.