Professor Slughorn: And that class is how we make the Pepperup Potion! Any questions?

Dewey Dinglehort: Yes. Is there a potion that keeps from so many students dying?

Professor Slughorn: Pardon?

Dewey Dinglehort: We have a potion to stop hiccuping. A potion to make you feel better. And a potion to make it look like you’re dead. Why not a potion that stops us, the wizarding CHILDREN here from dying? Or I dunno, a potion for better security?

Professor Slughorn: Well…that’s just not how magic works.

Dewey Dinglehort: Better for us to just die and haunt bathrooms, huh?

Professor Slughorn:…

Dewey Dinglehort:…

Professor Slughorn: Class dismissed!