I got tired of poop getting stuck in the curls of hair in my butt crack, so I finally got my girl friend to shave all the hair in my butt. This was the WORST idea ever! It's awkward to walk because there's basically no lubrication between my butt cheeks.

And now that the weather's getting warmer, my butt's been sweating ALOT. So much that when I get up from sitting I leave a wet spot on the back of my shorts!

The sweat must be getting poop particles to leak out of my butt because it always smells sooo bad just like poop! No matter how much I wipe, not matter how many times a day I shower, the smell comes back after a few short hours! Every where I go in public people notice! And my girlfriend won't have sex with me except for in the shower because she thinks it's too gross! Ugh this is ruining my life!

Any tips for getting your butt to smell normal until the hairs grow back?