First of all, there was no way I possibly thought that someone else in this world could match my disdain for the ending of HIMYM as much as I did. Well proved me wrong, Santa did. With a "Challenge Accepted" shot glass to ease the pain inflicted upon me so many years ago, Santa not only one-upped me, but accepted my challenge to make ted+robin a memory in the distant alcoholic past.

Second, nothing gets me more excited than knowing Santa thinks I have more game than Steve Buscemi on acid. I can only assume that the gift of Bang is meant to improve my game to unimaginable heights that r/redpill would salivate over. Santa, I will make you proud and Bang! in 2017.

And finally, nothing gets more excited than massive Siracha production. I can only hope that my creation of this delicious beef jerky deeply upsets social justice warriors around the world knowing that this chemical weapon will be used to fight the non-gentrified places of the world! Jk... it was delicious and also made me sit on the toilet for an extra 20 minutes today.

All in All, Santa you are a beast! Hope you may live forever with your stem cell laboratories and magical reindeer.