Attention! There appears to have been reported by Miami police a man biting the face of another on a causeway Saturday afternoon. Sounds to me like a zombie got out of the government lab again and instead of finding himself a tasty deer, he got some poor homeless guy to satisfy his flesh craving.

Witness Reports Brutal Attack of Homeless Man

The act was witnessed by Larry Vega who was out riding his bike and happened to come upon two men fighting. After closer examination, he noticed that one of the men was biting and clawing at the face of the other. Describing what he said was something straight out of a horror movie, he was luckily able to flag down a Miami police officer who assessed the situation.

“Police officer came over, told him several times to get off and a police officer climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, ‘Get off!’ And told him several times and the guy just stood his head up with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled,” said Vega.

The attacker continued to chew the flesh off of the victim’s face who police later found out was a homeless man. He was rushed to Jackson Memorial Hospital with about 75% of his face missing.

“It was just a blob of blood,” said Vega as camera crews arrived on scene. ”There was just blood all over the place.”

The official story from police was that the reason for the cannibalistic activity might have likely been an overdose from a new potent form of LSD. Wow. Looks like they took the peace and love right out of the hippies drug of choice and replaced it with whatever strain was responsible for the Rage virus in “28 Days Later.”

Delirium Caused By Drugs Says Police

“What’s happening is whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it’s indicative of this excited delirium that’s caused by overdose of drugs,” said Armando Aguilar of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police. “What’s happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive.”

The media has yet to identify the two men according to the Miami Herald and witnesses are urged to contact authorities about what they saw. Vega said that he still cannot shake the image from his brain and continued to say ”Pretty gruesome that’s for sure. One of the most gruesome things I have ever seen in my life in person,” he said. “You know, you see these things in the movies but when you see it in person, it’s pretty traumatic.”

Traumatic, most definitely. My head is still reeling about this one. So many questions like, how did he get this new drug, why is it out on the market, and especially, just who is producing the next generation of walkers into our reality?