The life of a cryptocurrency enthusiast is a tough and often times lonely one. We’ve all been there, all alone, staring at charts for the 12th straight hour, only to slink away to our beds with only our bags to keep us warm at night, longing for human contact.

What? That’s just me? Oh.

Well fine then! But maybe at your next local blockchain meet up you need a couple snazzy one liners to break the ice. Maybe you’re attending Consensus next week and you see someone at a networking event that catches your eye, or maybe you’re just trying to slide into those DMs. Consider using some of these crypto themed pick up lines.

“Bitmex and Shill?”

“Hey you Up? (in BTC)”

“Hey baby, consider me Bitcoin. Finishing a transaction with me would take aaaaallllll night.”

“I hope you like immutable ledgers, cuz you’ll never get rid of me.”

“Are you Vitalik’s nose? Cuz I’d pick you for sure!”

“I fell for you faster than Bitcoin in January.”

“Girl, I’m a shitcoin in the streets and Bitcoin in the sheets.”

“Call me Satoshi, cuz you’re my true vision.”

“Hey, my name is Bitfinex, can I crash at your place tonight?”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but BCash is the real Bitcoin right?”

“I lost my private keys, can I have yours?”

“Nice Bags.”

“Send Nodes.”

“I’d hodl you through the good times and bad”

“Are you a crypto kitty? Cuz I’m feline a connection between us.”

“We can take it nice and slow, like the Ethereum network”

“If I had a Bitcoin for every time you came across my mind, we’d have to sell it for Monero and hide from the IRS.”

“Baby I know you’re the Wan.”

“Baby, I ain’t looking for no pump and dump.”

“If you like it than you better put a ring signature on it.”

“Are you from Tennessee, cuz you’re the only 10x I see.”

“Are you Bitcoin? Cuz I don’t understand how you work, but I’m bullish on you.”

23. “Girl are you Stellar? Cuz you’re out of this world!”

24. “Can I interest you in a green candle lit dinner at my place?”

“Hey hey hey. Every since I saw you, the world is not anymore the way it used to be, mm mm, NO NO NO! BitconNNEEEEEEECT!”

Well, there you have it. Next time you find yourself at a loss for words, trying to move from the accumulation zone to the breakout, consider using one of these lines or create your own! This by no means is a conclusive list and I am quite certain you all probably have many more, possibly adult/suggestive crypto lines than myself (finally inserts hard fork joke). Share them! I’d love to hear them.

Until next time,

Bunchu