Overview:



The following demonstration is designed to take the average meth user from consumer to entrepreneur. Everything needed can be found at your local drug and hardware store as well as ones own home.



Prerequisite:



If the physical nature of crystal methamphetamine were solely described by classical mechanics, electrons would not orbit the nucleus and would eventually collide with the nucleus due to this loss of energy. Attempting meth production using classic mechanics will ultimately end with loss of pituitary functions. Fundamental understanding of the relationship between top notch crystal methamphetamine and quantum physics is a requirement before proceeding. Developing this correlation and applying quantum physics to your cook will significantly increase ability to move product.



Procedure:



Time to suite up before you launch into meth making. Dealers choice on this as you have a vast number of choices. Classic black is slimming while stripes will add a bold flare as you set out to rule the cartels. Remember to mix it up and that hazmat suits are highly overrated.



1. Add 2 cups of iodized salt to 3 gallons of boiling water.

2. Stir in juice of 3 lemons



3. Add 4 cups of bleached flour, substitute unbleached organic for d-bags



4. Add 16 birthday candles



5. Stir in 45 toothpicks to prop nucleic bonding (see figure 1-2)



6. Gently stir and simmer for next 15 days



7. Bring to rolling boil for 15 seconds



8. Gently stir and simmer for 6 days



9. Call your grandmother and tell her how your doing substitute with Estelle Getty if needed (see figure 1-3 & 1-4)



10. Add 1 Spider-Man substitute with Thor or Incredible Hulk



11. Stir in Kraft Punk Cheese



12. Add crystal meth

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