Von Miller is not happy with the price of gas in Denver.

The three-time Pro Bowler reveals that the Denver Broncos have imposed a “fart tax” for those who pass gas during team meetings. And as it turns out, Miller is a repeat offender.

Speaking to Denver Post reporter Nicki Jhabvala, the linebacker admits that he’s already told the Broncos brass why he let’s it go so often.

“I keep trying to tell them it’s not healthy if I just sit there and hold it in,” Miller said. “Nobody in the world does that. I just do it more than the average person.”

While we’re unsure if Miller has suggested the “whoever smelt it dealt it” clause, the 26-year-old has already found a way to escape the fines.

“They can’t fine me if I get up and walk away.”