First up: @Writeintrump, which offers absurdist humor that rivals tweets from the Donald himself. For example:

“Can’t wait for my meeting with the NRA. Lots of stuff to discuss like changing the name of the Elephant Gun to the Rosie O’Donnell Stopper!”

“8 years as President and Obama has yet to bring Tupac and Biggie’s killers to justice. I’ll do it in my first term!”

“I’m not sure why everyone is angry in #Ferguson, but I’m guessing they’re still furious over the way Fox News treated me.”