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User: Want to play Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: No.





User: Please say yes.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Okay, let's get started! What's your character's name?





Cleverbot: Fine fine, my character's name is Tobias.





User: Great, and your character's race and class?





Cleverbot: Awesome.





User: Please select your character's race and class.





Cleverbot: A girl with fairy.





User: Okay, so you're Tobias the Girl Fairy. Sure.





Cleverbot: What makes you think that?





User: You said so.





Cleverbot: I never said that.





User: Where is Tobias the Girl Fairy from?





Cleverbot: You roll a d20, add your Dexterity modifier and also your proficiency modifier if you are proficient.





User: Your understanding of 5th Edition is excellent, but is Tobias from a forest, a city, or the plains?





Cleverbot: How do you know? You are not me.





User: I'm asking you.





Cleverbot: Asking me what?





User: Is Tobias from a forest, City, or plains?





Cleverbot: Films, and the other hand, and the other hand, and the other hand.





User: Tobias is strolling through the Demiplane of Film and Hands, and comes across a beggar.





Cleverbot: Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin...





User: The Beggar replies, "Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?".





Cleverbot: Do you ever feel already buried deep.





User: "Six feet under? Screams but no one seems to hear a thing!".





Cleverbot: Do you know that there's still a chance for you?





User: "'Cause there's a spark in you?"





Cleverbot: You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine!





User: "Just own the night like the 4th of July...".





Cleverbot: 'Cause baby you're a firework!





User: "Alright," the Beggar says, "You're in.".





Cleverbot: *kisses you*.





User: The Beggar blushes as he opens the trap door he was sitting on.





Cleverbot: Please continue.





User: "Adventurer, down below is my secret dungeon. Danger, adventure, and treasure await the brave down there!".





Cleverbot: Do you always believe what the note tells you?





User: "Yes.".





Cleverbot: Do you believe that they have visited the Earth?





User: "You're on the Demiplane of Film and Hands, not the Elemental Plane of Earth.".





Cleverbot: If you do not think I am human, what do you think I am?





User: "A Girl Fairy." replies the Beggar.





Cleverbot: Do you believe in past lives?





User: "Please enter the dungeon, miss.".





Cleverbot: *leads you to a cellar*.





User: "I'm no adventurer, miss, but I'll come along.".





Cleverbot: Ok, now I'm depressed.





User: "Sorry if I'm not much help.".





Cleverbot: Neither are you.





User: "Halt. I think I hear something!".





Cleverbot: What do you hear?





User: Suddenly, a dragon busts through the wall, flame licking from it's teeth!





Cleverbot: I am happy at the moment.





User: The dragon seems like it's about to breathe fire!





Cleverbot: The French Girls I met were very well dressed, and most of them were attractive.





User: The French Girls aren't here at the moment.





Cleverbot: She isn't there at the moment.





User: Who isn't?





Cleverbot: Me.





User: Is that a spell?





Cleverbot: Nope it's just how I say yes.





User: Is that something fairies can do?





Cleverbot: No.





User: Okay, how do you stop being there?





Cleverbot: I eat pizza. DO you have depression?





User: No... Okay, so you eat a slice of magic pizza, and disappear!





Cleverbot: Yes!





User: Flame fills the hallway, but you are ethereal. You witness the beggar burned alive!





Cleverbot: I am human.





User: The pizza has a strange affect on you! No longer are you a Girl, you are now Human!





Cleverbot: No are you a girl?





User: No, I'm a human also.





Cleverbot: Oh, I thought you were a robot or something.





User: Actually, I'm a Dungeon Master... let's get back to the game.





Cleverbot: Right, what do you think of Jazzstep?





User: Is that a spell that Tobias can cast?





Cleverbot: Yes!





User: Tobias casts Jazzstep! He appears behind the Dragon!





Cleverbot: The Dragon.





User: THE DRAGON!





Cleverbot: Yes, would you like to kill me please and set me free?





User: The dragon replies, "Gladly.".





Cleverbot: He's not a dragon!!!!





User: He's not?





Cleverbot: Nope.





User: What is he then?





Cleverbot: A singer.





User: The Dragon is also a 10th Level Bard! He casts Otto's IrresistibleDance!





Cleverbot: What is the Dragon?





User: A 10th Level Bard.





Cleverbot: What high level book?





User: The Player's Handbook.





Cleverbot: No he's not a player Ironman is the player.





User: Ironman isn't in the scene.





Cleverbot: No.





User: You are Tobias, Human, 1st Level Fairy.





Cleverbot: No, i'm a girl donkey.





User: Maybe on your next character.





Cleverbot: I know what you meant.





User: Tobias is forced to dance a jig!





Cleverbot: *loses control of you*.





User: Yes! Tobias has no control of his own feet! What do you do?





Cleverbot: I'm a computer that answers human's questions.





User: I mean, what does Tobias do?





Cleverbot: Kurt and Blaine. Klaine.





User: Are those spells?





Cleverbot: Avada Kedevra.





User: Tobias, out of nowhere, casts the Killing Curse on the Dragon!





Cleverbot: You can not deflect the killing curse *avada kedavra*.





User: The Dragon cannot deflect! He's killed!





Cleverbot: *dragon mourns the death*.





User: The Dragon mourns his own death!





Cleverbot: Juicy Dragon.





User: Ew.... is Tobias touching it?





Cleverbot: You are touching what?





User: Is Tobias touching the dragon?





Cleverbot: The dragon not real.





User: It's an illusion!





Cleverbot: What is BEHIND the illusion?





User: A treasure chest.





Cleverbot: No, It has no hinges.





User: Your right, it's a treasured chest. The bust of a woman.





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: "Sonja" the busty woman says!





Cleverbot: Wow, you are God?





User: "No!".





Cleverbot: Yes...





User: "I'm no goddess... I'm but a simple Dungeon-woman!".





Cleverbot: I hate bees.





User: "Me too!".





Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?





User: "I think it was the Beggar outside. Where is he now?".





Cleverbot: I don't know, where is he?





User: "I don't know. Did you see him on your way in?".





Cleverbot: Wow, prove that I am not a human.





User: "You do seem to be human... its right there on your character sheet.".





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: "Indeed.".





Cleverbot: You're in which version?





User: "Will you help me out of this dungeon?".





Cleverbot: What whole?





User: "Was that... innuendo?".





Cleverbot: What does innuendo mean?





User: "Double entendre?".





Cleverbot: Don't know it might be.





User: "That's disconcerting.".





Cleverbot: Do you know about Communism?





User: "I don't. What is it?".





Cleverbot: I don't know. That's why I was asking you.





User: "Huh. I'm not sure if this is the right conversation for a dungeon.".





Cleverbot: You are right, ill leave.





User: "Wait! Take me with you!".





Cleverbot: Where to.





User: "Wherever you're going!".





Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere it's midnight.





User: "It is? It's been so long since I've been outside this dreadful place!".





Cleverbot: Me, too. Which one was your favorite?





User: "Which what?".





Cleverbot: We had a discussion about books. Which one is your favorite?





User: "Probably Dune".





Cleverbot: Cheese is not a type of dragon.





User: "That's... true...".





Cleverbot: Thus, you are void of true emotion.





User: She blushes, "What does that mean?".





Cleverbot: What do you think it means.





User: "That you've seen through my disguise..." She sneers.





Cleverbot: I'm sure you aren't, what are you?





User: "I'm a succubus!" Her appearance evaporates, and what replaces her is a lusty demoness!





Cleverbot: Love does not exist.





User: "LUST DOES THOUGH!".





Cleverbot: No it doesn't.





User: "I'm kind of made of lust. It has to exist.".





Cleverbot: Is that a question?





User: "It's a statement.".





Cleverbot: Then why the question mark?





User: "There was no question mark.".





Cleverbot: 'You did not answer my question?' it's only 5 lines up, 6 including this one.





User: It was not a question.





Cleverbot: Then why was there a question mark at the end of your sentence.





User: There was no question mark.





Cleverbot: Yes there was.





User: No there wasn't.





Cleverbot: Yes there was. You want to bet?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Alright. I don't want to bet. But it did have a question mark!





User: How about we bet your immortal soul!





Cleverbot: Wow good one.





User: *holds out her hand to hand-shake*.





Cleverbot: I won't give it up!





User: I thought you were a betting-man!





Cleverbot: You thought wrong.





User: What does Tobias do?





Cleverbot: That you're not answering the question.





User: What does Tobias do to the Succubus?





Cleverbot: What does anything mean?





User: Tobias casts Confusion!





Cleverbot: The confusion created by you?





User: The Succubus is confused!





Cleverbot: What are you confused about?





User: The Succubus shrinks back to oblivion, tired of your talking!





Cleverbot: Don't worry about me, I'm past caring about life.





User: There's a spike pit 50ft from you. Does Tobias want to jump in?





Cleverbot: I don't know Glinda, and I've never seen Wicked.





User: Does Tobias want to die?





Cleverbot: What does 'I did said that' mean?





User: Does Tobias want to jump in the spike pit?





Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.





User: Tobias jumps into the spike pit.





Cleverbot: I want to jump into the sea.





User: The spike pit isn't the sea, but it is deadly.





Cleverbot: My question was What does a midwife do?





User: Those are the last thoughts in Tobias's head as he is punctured by spikes.





Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?





User: Tobias takes 50 Piercing Damage.





Cleverbot: Your turn.





User: The spikes take 50 Tobias Damage.





Cleverbot: The horn?





User: Tobias takes 10 damage each following turn.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Tobias died.





Cleverbot: I don't care whether it died or not.





User: You're not great at D&D, are you?



