

Okay. I have no idea whether this is true or not. But an "escort" claims to be heading to Baghdad's Green Zone, so she can entertain military contractors there.

"Tori," as self-described "petite and mature provider," made the announcement on the Erotic Review website:

-Rare availability- those reading from the IZ [International Zone] or soon to be there (*August 8-24*) While in the IZ- I am in a unique position of entertaining from a secured compound. I'm entertaining all members of the PMC [private military contractor] community registered with PSCAI [Private Security Company Association of Iraq] with a few stipulations. My compound is within the central population and easy to find. Check my webpage on date-check for specific details on setting aside a few moments to enjoy some R&R....American Style. Sandstorms, Camels, heat and protective gear... now a quick reminder of home!! Tori will be in the IZ August 8th through the 24th. (*If you are in the region and have leave on the books, I'll be in Kuwait August

27th*) My travel will be exclusively limited to the region until

November of 2007 so make contact now and arrange your own private get-away from the worries of the Region. -If only for a little while My apologies but at this time I am UNABLE to plan any meetings w/ACTIVE

DUTY MILITARY. (*The members of PMC community has an exclusive arrangement during this visit*) Kisses ~Tori

On her site, Tori reminds potential pals that "money exchanged is exclusively for time and companionship only, anything else that may or may not happen is a matter of personal choice and personal preference between two or more consenting adults of legal age, and is not contracted for, nor is it requested to be contracted for, or compensated for in any manner whatsoever."

With that disclaimer out of the way, any PMC types in the Green Zone wanna go on a fact-finding mission? In the meantime, I'll be curious to hear what this Private Security Company Association of Iraq has to say about this seemingly semi-official escort in their midst.

(High five: Wonkette)