Neither of us can make day two with a draw, so a draw is as good as a loss for both of us - would you please concede to me? Um, I don't understand, sorry. No. I don't do concessions. You should concede to me instead. Correct! Wrong! -

Are you sure you don't want to concede to me? I'm definitely ahead in this game so it really seems like you should be the one to concede. You do look ahead, so okay. No. I refuse to concede to you. Actually, I'm going to win this game if you think about it, so it's pretty clear that you should concede, not me. Correct! Wrong! -

Seriously, the only reason we even went to time is because you played slowly. You're responsible for this and so it's your duty to concede. Yeah yeah, okay, I'll concede. This one's on me. No. Stop asking me to concede, I'm not going to. Listen here you punk - I played this game with the rapid pace of a veteran while you bumbled around thinking about which land to play on the first turn of the game, so you're the one who needs to scoop. Correct! Wrong! -

Incredible, you still won't concede to me? This is a sick joke. I played faster, I'm ahead, and I'm a much better player than you so I'm way more likely to do well on day 2 - there's no way you can't concede to me in this spot. Okay, okay, I'll concede to you. Please stop explaining why I should concede, I've already said yes. No. Well now you're just being rude, so I'm definitely not going to concede to you. I'm sick of hearing this nonsense from a scrub like you. I'm heaps better than you and it's not even close, so the idea that I'd concede to you is utterly ridiculous. Correct! Wrong! -