Thinking of learning English? Megan Fox will talk you into it.

In an ad for the Brazilian-based language school CCAA shot in Oxnard, California, Megan Fox greets two non-English speaking guys who get washed up on a distant island with the words, "Welcome to Megan Fox Island."

As the scantily clad Megan Foxes begin to multiply, the guys think it can't get any better -- until Mike Tyson shows up and menacingly says, "Welcome to Mike Tyson Island!"

Now that's a marketing slogan.