Our long wait is (almost) over. A year after the Season 5 finale that launched a thousand fan theories, Game of Thrones is preparing to enter new territory in its sixth season, which debuts Sunday, April 24 on HBO. For the first time in its history, the series will venture completely off book, as the writers have lapped the release of author George R.R. Martin’s final two novels. So now, both readers and newbies will be on the same proverbial page when we return to Westeros, Dorne, and points beyond.

As viewers count down the days to Game of Thrones’ return, we here at Yahoo TV are launching our official countdown: #GoTIsComing. Check back here every day over the next month as we explore all of our favorite (and a few of our least favorite) people, places, and things about television’s most addictive show. From Direwolves and Dragons to the shows most hideous deaths and imperiled characters, we’re going to indulge or GoT obsession with the same fervor that Cersei imbibes alcohol. So raise a glass and toast the impending arrival of a long, cruel, and bloody Westerosi winter.

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Warning: This post contains spoilers for Game of Thrones Seasons 1-5.

If ever a TV character embodied that old gem about wit being sharper than the sword, it’s Game of Thrones’ Tyrion Lannister. (To be fair, his sword is plenty sharp as well.) First introduced as House Lannister’s resident drunken, ne’er-do-well, prostitute-enthusiast “imp,” he was later forced into respectability and even heroism as his family’s fortunes rose and fell. But all along, Tyrion’s been invaluable to Westeros for at least one reason: HIS SICK BURNS.

To help celebrate the HBO drama’s sixth season premiere, please enjoy 11 of his best and harshest snaps for every occasion. Feel free to use them in your own life as necessary!

On complimenting co-workers

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Like anyone who’s worked in an office, Tyrion routinely finds himself surrounded by less-than-competent associates. Might as well keep the atmosphere positive while also throwing as much shade as possible!

On keeping it real

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See, there’s a fine art to paying someone a compliment while also dragging the hell out of them.

On national pride

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Think of this as Tyrion’s version of “I’d like to buy the world a Coke.” We’re all in this together!

On giving credit where credit’s due

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To be fair, we have it on good authority that Cersei’s also very good at the art of tearing up papers. So that’s three redeeming qualities at least.

On calling out corrupt jerks

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We should all hope to someday insult someone so directly but make it sound as elegant.

On babysitting

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