I saw Elon Musk’s college roommate talk last night. Ted Cory was more interesting. He taught me about real mind control and how he saved himself from becoming a zombie.

There is a fungus that makes ants climb straight up then explodes their heads. From that height the explosion of fungi can reach enough ants to wipe out entire colonies. The fungus KNOWS to make the ant climb.

Ever wonder how some people can like cats even while the feline scum shit all over their life? BECAUSE THESE “PEOPLE” ARE ACTUALLY FELINE-CONTROLLED ZOMBIES!

These sneaky kittens inject you with a zombifying dose of toxoplasma gondii and make you love them. They’re free to ignore you, mash typos into your word documents, knock over your drinks, and whatever else they want. You have to love them – they’ve poisoned you with their potions.

They also poison rats so the rats aren’t scared of them and so they come out to say hi and WAM! Feline feast.

I used to think cats were kind of jerks but mostly just arrogant. To think that my allergies were a defense mechanism against zombification. Praise Zeus. Just look at what that cat-goddess Bastet did to those poor Egyptians.

Cat ladies are not just a lonely women who enjoy the comfort of soft warm bodies and purring. They’re stuck in a matrix of ancient feline design.

These poisons of mind control aren’t just for ants and cat “lovers”. Ted took me deeper into the world of mind-melding poisons and told me about how fast food restaurants replace the bacteria in your stomach with their own special shitty-food-needing bacteria.

Remember in Supersize Me how the dude hated the food at the beginning and then learned to love it (up until it almost killed him)? Well his wife was a vegan and shoveled lots of veggies in his tummy. So it was full of bacteria that said “yes” to veggies and “no” to pig semen or whatever is in a Big Mac. After a while the bacteria of the Big Mac took over and now all the “yes” power was for the Big Macs.

That’s why Ted starts any diet by introducing new foods (ie bacteria that will say “yes” to the stuff he knows he should be eating) instead of removing things that he knows he shouldn’t be eating.

It’s Wu Wei with your physiology basically. Trick your defaults (“yes”s) into aiming at what you want. Work with your current “yes” and shift it into the “yes” that you want to be “yes”ing.

When there are physical mind-controllers in our belly our brain they control our defaults. Then our thinking mind and its narrative fallacy explains those defaults. The story is usually one that kind of sucks. It’s good to remember that there is a little grimy bacteria in you that needs replacement. There’s a real physical thing that you can knock out.

To knock out a corrupt ruling class of bacteria you have to start small. You have to send in insurgents to make room for a noble despot or some utopian bacteria clan that is on your team. You can start tiny.

One little team of friendly bacteria can begin to upset the whole tyrannical system. Free yourself from the chains of McShit or McBooze or McLife by steadily dripping some Holy Bacteria.

Don’t let yourself become a host for bullshit. Don’t fight that thing out there when it’s growing right in your belly, just waiting to be enlightened.