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Hitler Reacts to the Colts failed 4th down conversion against the Patriots.

Hitler Reacts to "The Pagano"

00:00 - 00:03 The Colts are down 6 at the end 3rd quarter

00:04 - 00:05 but they have been playing tough

00:05 - 00:07 and have homefield advantage,

00:08 - 00:12 so a comeback isn't out of the question.

00:12 - 00:15 A good punt would give us the edge in field position at least.

00:17 - 00:19 What if Edelman just runs around everyone again?

00:19 - 00:21 Maybe we should try a fake punt and catch them off guard.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein führer...

00:27 - 00:28 Pagano...

00:31 - 00:33 Pagano tried the Swinging Gate formation.

00:34 - 00:36 Colt Anderson was tackled immediately and it was a turnover on downs.

00:53 - 00:58 Clear the room, except: Kensil, Irsay, Grigson...and Kravitz.

01:13 - 01:15 This was our last chance!

01:15 - 01:17 Goodell mangled my carefully planned Deflategate sting,

01:18 - 01:23 now Brady is going to go get a fifth ring for his thumb!

01:25 - 01:28 Why would Pagano try that on Belichick?

01:29 - 01:31 He probably invented the Swinging Gate play in 1974!

01:31 - 01:34 And they don't even line up correctly after practicing it all year.

01:34 - 01:37 The Colts just sucked all the air out of Lucas Oil Stadium

01:37 - 01:40 with the single worst play of all time!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, he wasn't meant to snap the ball--the Patriots might have jumped offsides...

01:42 - 01:46 The entire line was off the line of scrimmage! How can you attempt to defend this garbage?!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, Pagano was trying to outsmart Belichick...

01:48 - 01:52 Let me stop you right there, you Midwestern hillbilly in a Prius.

01:53 - 01:54 NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

01:56 - 01:57 You think Belichick won 4 Super Bowls by accident?

01:57 - 02:00 Our only chance was to injure every left tackle on their roster

02:00 - 02:03 then desperately tackle Brady at his knees.

02:04 - 02:08 "Upchuck Pagano" couldn't coach a high school team to victory!

02:08 - 02:13 We only have wins because the AFC South is a dumpster fire: Texans, Titans and Jaguars?

02:14 - 02:16 4th quarter and we finally had a chance to beat them this time!

02:17 - 02:21 And Pagano pulls out a play that wouldn't work in Pop Warner against the best coach of all time?!

02:27 - 02:29 At least Edelman broke his pinky.

02:30 - 02:34 And Luck played tough with a bad shoulder.

02:34 - 02:36 If only they got out of his way and let him play football.

02:41 - 02:42 But it's too late for us now.

02:43 - 02:47 It's already trending on social media and that idiot Pagano is going to do a Q&A on the radio?

02:48 - 02:53 Well here's a question for you, genius coach of the 2014 AFC Finalists:

02:54 - 02:56 What is your banner going to say this time?

02:56 - 02:59 "Here lies Pagano's tumor, extracted from his brain and buried by the Patriots"

03:00 - 03:02 You beat cancer only to kill our playoff hopes in a single play!

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, we didn't really have any playoff hopes.

03:14 - 03:16 I guess Brady got his revenge after all.

03:19 - 03:23 I thought... if we tried everything at once, maybe we could beat them.

03:25 - 03:26 But we're the Colts.

03:31 - 03:33 Once again, Blount ran all over us.

03:40 - 03:46 We need to ride this one out, until there's another Butt Fumble.

03:46 - 03:49 And I don't know if there is going to be another Butt Fumble.