Hoo fucking boy, this is wonderful. Jerry Jones, while discussing the sense of urgency and pressure of being a Dallas Cowboy, mentioned how he yearns for the glory holes of yesteryear. He's been around 23 years and seen a lot—a lot—and the past few years have left a bad taste in his mouth. Time to get back to the glory. Jerry Jones wants him some glory hole, needs him some glory hole.


Please listen here for Jerry's outburst and, even funnier, his PR guy's attempt to clean up the mess.

[The Dallas Cowboys Show]