Original Air date: December 5th, 2019

Caption: Matt learns the true meaning of Thanksgiving (Day Parade). Jock Vs. Nerd and Scoop Mail.

Running time: 1:44 (104 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Jacob watched White Christmas and constantly did the abusive Bing Crosby character. Matt accidentally chose a Broken Lizard slow clap GIF. Paul went to get Bobby's sandwich for Thanksgiving.

Matt finally understood that the Macy's Day Parade on TV is not actually the parade but rather just performaces.

The hosts talk about the furry roots of the Cats musical movie. Paul believes it is a gateway to the Thundercats movie.

A Fake Commercial for Zoobreak.com to destroy zoos.

Matt talks about driving back from Phoenix against the Thanksgiving traffic. He also talks about the site "isitpacked.com."

A fake commercial from Ether rag's Ether rags for sleeping through your period.

The hosts talk about how their whole life is plans.

Matt talks about going to Mac King's thanksgiving and bringing brownies. Paul evangelizes for gooey brownies.

Paul rants about an Xfinity commercial and how it summarized ET.

Scoopmail Edit

Jake Schneider sends in some various gifts.

Mini Scoopolis sends in a Taco Bell/Security story.

Scoopanonymous asks for advice about leaving a job that they aren't completely dissatisfied with.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The hunt for balls theme is played. Bear Scoop sends in a Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit

Whoops, I'm Fat

Version of Baby It's Cold Outside

Ether Ragtime Jam - a spreadable substande

Ether Ragtime Jam - music you can only listen to 4-6 days per month

Thumb Biters

Episode art by twitter user @slakingfool