My printer, who shall remain nameless, for their benefit and safety, just offered up trading cards to their products, and I, naturally, having drawn Mohammad over 300 times now, thought of creating Mohammad trading cards. I created one along the lines of a baseball card, but with Mohammad as warlord, holding his sword instead of a bat, having just taken a break from jihad. And that went so well that I created another, with him holding a crescent basketball. And when I write on the cards that these are “The Rarest Trading Cards in History,” that’s not an exaggeration. The back of the card will have Mohammad’s “stats,” as in number of wives, slaves, kills, etc. I’m initialing and numbering each one. And people are now requesting that I make Mohammad playing cards, which I’m looking into. You can order your Mohammad trading cards at