I’m doing it again. We aren’t even a week removed from pitchers and catchers reporting and I’m falling into the trap, I believe the Mets can be special this year. Mickey Callaway, it’s your fault. Why do you make me love this team so much? You come out talking about great our pitching staff is, give some pitching mechanic tips to Matz, and then you are dropping lines about dry humping, God I love you Mickey.

Mickey Callaway Solemnly Swears He Will Not Dry Hump His Pitchers pic.twitter.com/c1jHpfw4SM — Good Fundies is short for Good Fundamentals (@goodfundies) February 14, 2018

"I've never seen anything like it. The amount of very good arms with quality stuff that we have here in this Mets organization? I promise you nobody else has that." – Mickey Callaway on the pitching staff — SportsNet New York (@SNYtv) February 13, 2018

I’m buying into all of it, a resurgent Adrian Gonzalez, breakout potential from Rosario and Dom Smith, Conforto can be back in the lineup soon, Frazier will be solid, Yo is going to tear the cover off the ball, the staff will be filth, Ramos and Familia can lock down the 8th and 9th, and maybe just maybe we can stay healthy. I feel like come July I’ll regret it when the dumpster fire takes place in the shape of the injury bug biting the team again or when we couldn’t score runs if our lives depended on it, but for now I’m all in. This one is for you Mickey I love the way you are going about your job right now.

There ain’t no dry humping in baseball, and Ya Gotta Believe!