A waste of biomatter

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"Really?"

"Yes thousands of bits of Princess cake and other royal pasteries. I hope you like pineapple filling! Cause apperantly princess Twiligth does.Bleugh!"

"What! I can't be paid in food! That explotitation! I'm a royal prodigy, I have several dozen masters in various Arcane sub

"Grrr stupid royal decrees…how much will I get paid at least?""Paid?…oh yes you'll be getting thousands of bits" Former royal prodigy,which should mean you get this castle clean in a jiffy!""But that's not fair!""Yeah big university student gets a job she thinks is unfair for her skills ,welcome to the world,my niece and you would get alonge well. Anyway you'll have a rent free residence in the palace menagerie. Try not to put posters of band colts on the walls.""You can't do this to me I'm going to tell Twiligth.""Go ahead tell princess Twiligth she's the one who ordered this arrangements.""GRRRR!….(whispers to self)I'm gonna turn you into a snail with Hernia.""Oh look at that,your rent free residence just got listed as the place for the royal assirant to store his comic collection. I'm sure the basement is not too cold at nigth,(wha? But how did you hear me)we'll see you Cleaning the royal dinning table. And also relize your not in the other world and that the species hear can hear much farther goodbye."