The Broncos lost Peyton Manning to retirement. Then they lost Brock Osweiler to the Texans. Now the defending Super Bowl champions don't have a quarterback and people are *freaking out*.

Luckily, Emmanuel Sanders has a solution.

#BreakingNews Uncle Rico considered real target to fill QB void. Has great experience throwing n or over mountains. pic.twitter.com/2cgoYX5445 — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

He has that clutch gene you want in your QB. When the game is on the line his confidence grows. https://t.co/utyCVPHu21 — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

Source close 2 team "love his arm action. Throws 1/4 mile - w/ thin air at mile high, range is full mile." https://t.co/j8FfzcB5HH — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

Sanders tweeted an Uncle Rico and then his timeline got very silly. Followers started sending him fictional quarterback options and he went and scouted them all.

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According to my sources, negotiations w/ Brucie broke down after he lied about incarceration record. https://t.co/WouIs8aYWE — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

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@ESanders_10 sources say Earl Megget is on the free agency market as well pic.twitter.com/GAiR8TYwsJ — Scuba Steeze (@conike_5280) March 10, 2016

Hahaha Nelly was raw though. "Look at that lil Megget go." https://t.co/Wwc1LW6DbY — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

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Willy B. Was on radar. The QB butt heads w/ the teams superstar super talented WR regarding who got PM parking spot. https://t.co/6OvhMKbxYw — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

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I love the fit. His Texas roots gives him a competitive edge I just don't think he's ready for the big stage. https://t.co/OEPYN4f7I7 — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

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Dang, Rock played QB too? https://t.co/cAcRY1hSQ7 — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

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@ESanders_10 He might be young, but how about giving Matt Saracen a shot at throwing passes your way? pic.twitter.com/MWBr0UqVu0 — Ty Walden (@tyflyguy15) March 10, 2016

This guy is getting a lot of nominations. I have no clue who he is. Where can I find his game tape? https://t.co/uyhMxdPbvm — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

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Voices arent deep enuf 2 command huddle respect but the Annexation of Puerto Rico should b added 2 red zone package https://t.co/tQ7SictYB1 — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

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@ESanders_10 This FA has the moxy to handle the pressure. After all, he did turn down a whipped cream bikini once. pic.twitter.com/EiR07k2khJ — Michael Shockley (@mhshockley) March 10, 2016

Below-avg decision-making & poise. Seems to shy away when things get hard. https://t.co/OrvJjKVVhB — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

Even the Broncos kicker applied!

No Brandon. You don't get to apply. You have a job. You have one job. https://t.co/a1c69eMIZW — Emmanuel Sanders (@ESanders_10) March 10, 2016

Before you get too upset, remember: Sports is just for fun!

Hahah Emmanuel Sanders shading his own team: https://t.co/DpC0D3pzGP — Telisa Clarke (@TelisaClarke) March 10, 2016