[WARNING: dirty words herein] We are in the middle of our own logo competition, so I thought it apt to demonstrate a few that went seriously wrong. Whatever was in the mind of the designers at the time is anyone’s guess. Top 10 worst logos – and I really mean worst.

10. Bottom Logo

In case you can’t tell – it is a Japanese house in front of the rising sun. What else could it be?

9. *Special* Surgery

Guess where I am not going for surgery?





8. High Fashion

Guess where I am going for clothes.

7. Fine Food

Sausage anyone?





6. Olympics

Even though people have pointed out the obvious problem here, they still insist on using this.

5. Pediatrics

A picture paints a thousand words.





4. Children’s Clinic

Don’t worry – be happy. Or not.

3. Pharmacy

Enemas ‘r’ us.





2. Speechless

1. Open Wide

Bonus: We fix your computers

And your leaky penis.