Face/Off is the greatest movie ever known to man and if any of you disagree, I will literally rip your face off and wear it as a trophy while I headbang around the Los Angeles Convention Center to the sound of a church choir singing Hallelujah. Face/Off is a work of art that will live on in eternity and echo within the halls of Valhalla.

The second half of this week’s episode is also the Third Quarterly Cage Awards where we reflect on the past ten movies in Cage but mostly end up talking about his penis. That’s a link to the Red Rock West episode, not an actual dick pic. Or maybe it is. Click it, I dare you.

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