× Explicit language about the lower regions of tall people

H

ere is the ‘7 foot man’ song by Adam Sandler. Loaded with beautiful insights on being tall 😀

I was in doubt whether or not to post this, but if not on this blog, then where? So have a listen – I think it’s moderately funny

<img

class=”lazy lazy-hidden size-full wp-image-1091 alignleft” src=”data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODdhAQABAPAAAP///wAAACwAAAAAAQABAEACAkQBADs=” data-lazy-type=”image” data-lazy-src=”https://tallsome.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/adam-sandler.jpeg” alt=”adam sandler” width=”201″ height=”251″ /><noscript><img

class=”size-full wp-image-1091 alignleft” src=”https://tallsome.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/adam-sandler.jpeg” alt=”adam sandler” width=”201″ height=”251″ />

“7 Foot Man”

I’m the 7 foot man,

I’ve commited no crime,

Bumping my head into doorways,

It happens all the time,

I’m 7 feet tall,

And I repeat,

They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,

I’m 7 feet tall,

And I dont play basketball,I’m 7 feet tall,

But I’m still just a man,

So of course it hurts me a lot,

When I walk into the ceiling fan,

Small people say I wish I was him,

But its been nine years since I’ve had a trim,

The barber says,

I cant reach the top of his head,7 foot man,

(ha ha)I cannot hide,

7 foot man,

I know cause I’ve tried,

7 foot man,

My last girlfriend died,

Because my penis,

Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!So the next time you see me,

Walking around,

And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,

Tell me to duck down,

And I’ll pay you back ,

Soon you will see,

By getting you frisbee down from that tree,

I do what i can,

I’m the 7 foot man, We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relaxI’m the 7 foot man,I’ve commited no crime,Bumping my head into doorways,It happens all the time,I’m 7 feet tall,And I repeat,They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,I’m 7 feet tall,And I dont play basketball,I’m 7 feet tall,But I’m still just a man,So of course it hurts me a lot,When I walk into the ceiling fan,Small people say I wish I was him,But its been nine years since I’ve had a trim,The barber says,I cant reach the top of his head,7 foot man,(ha ha)I cannot hide,7 foot man,I know cause I’ve tried,7 foot man,My last girlfriend died,Because my penis,Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!So the next time you see me,Walking around,And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,Tell me to duck down,And I’ll pay you back ,Soon you will see,By getting you frisbee down from that tree,I do what i can,I’m the 7 foot man, 7 foot man,

7 foot man

My last girlfriend died.. Because my penis is 7 foot wide.