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Being witty in conversation may seem hard, but by relaxing and practicing some basics, you’ll find it easier. Start conversations at social events with small talk whenever you get the chance, since you can’t be witty if you don’t engage with other people. Try to introduce funny anecdotes into your conversation, like a humorous experience you had that fits with the other person’s interests. You can also try to work in wordplay, like puns and portmanteaus. For example, “She had a photographic memory but never developed it” is a pun, whereas “Chrismukkah,” a combination of Christmas and Hanukkah, is a portmanteau. Try to relax during your conversations, since you’ll seem wittier if you’re enjoying yourself. Remember to pay attention to others when they speak rather than focusing on your next witty comment. This is important because your witticism will probably fall flat if it’s not related to the conversation. For tips on how to know when it’s time to stop being witty, read on!