YEAH, MY SCHOOL TEACHERWANTED TO BE A WOMAN

AND YOU MADE HIMINTO ONE.

OH, YES,MR. GARRISON.

YES, HE HAD AVAGINOPLASTY, MM-HMM.

WELL, DO YOU ALSO DO OTHERSURGERIES LIKE THAT ?

SURE.

YOU SEE, SOMETIMESA WOMAN WANTS TO BE A MAN.

THAT PROCEDURE IS CALLEDA PEENIEPLASTY.

NO, NO, I WANT TO BETALL AND BLACK.

YOU WHAT ?

I HATE BEINGSMALL AND JEWISH,

I FEEL LIKEA TALL BLACK MAN.

OHHH, YOU WANTA NEGROPLASTY !

YEAH !

A NEGROPLASTY ?!

IT'S A FAIRLYCOMMON PROCEDURE, REALLY,

JUST THE REVERSE OFA CAUCASIOPLASTY

JUST LIKEMICHAEL JACKSON HAD.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE.

WHAT WE DO ISSLICE YOUR FACEAND PEEL IT BACK

SO WE CAN INSERT NEW PIGMENT-PRODUCING CELLS INSIDE.

WE BREAK THE ARM BONESIN SEVERAL PLACES

AND PUT IN BRACERSTO MAKE THEM LONGER.

NOW, THE KNEES, WE NEED TOSNAP OFF AND FILL WITH

SMALL, ROUND OBJECTS THAT CANCAUSE BETTER MOVEMENT.

AND WE FINISH IT OFFWITH A NICE PEENIEPLASTY

TO ENHANCE THE GENITALIA.

NEGROPLASTY TAKES ABOUT SEVENHOURS AND COSTS ROUGHLY $3,000.

UH, EXCUSE ME, IS THISREALLY A GOOD IDEA ?

WELL, IT'S A GOOD IDEA IF YOUWANT TO BE TALL AND BLACK.

OTHERWISE, I WOULDN'TRECOMMEND IT.