I took my daughter to Disneyland for the first time and while there I noticed an abundance of metal heads and goths. Every time I saw these people I would just smile at seeing their pale sour puss faces meandering about in the “happiest place on earth”. How dark can you be while eating a pretzel shaped like Mickey Mouse? The answer is none too dark.

James “I still have my Cradle of Filth shirts” Alvarez