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This dude is 23 years old and he’s just now finding out that you shouldn’t beat a woman so bad that she has to go to the hospital. Putting aside for a moment how monumentally stupid it is for Rhianna to get back together with a psychopath with a rage disorder, just how fucking stupid is this dancing Auto-Tune? Didn’t his mama teach him that you never EVER hit a woman? There’s no ‘First One’s Free’ gaming promotion on smacking a woman. Here’s an idea, go throw a punch at a dude much bigger and stronger than you, so, basically, any other dude besides Drake, and see what happens. In fact, go do that a lot. Asshole.