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Discord: Ooooooohhh, darling! *trots up to Fluttershy wagging his tail* I have had a wonderful idea!

Fluttershy: *lifts head from the sand* Then tell me, what is it?

Discord: You know, I was thinking. And you know that, when I think, I like to stay in high places. So I climbed that palm over there but I broke it. That's why I decided to roost on that lifeguard chair since the pony ran away. Anyway: I started to think hard about the prank I'll make on Pinkie, when something caught my eye.

Fluttershy: *glares at him but keeps on listening*

Discord: I noticed a lot of little foals playing and running on the beach and throwing balls and swimming in the sea. They looked a bunch of fun to play with, and their parents were effectively enjoying their time with their children.

Fluttershy: ...So?

Discord: So I though, why not having one ourselves?

Fluttershy: You mean, a foal?

Discord: It'd be so beautiful to teach him my best magic tricks, and then pull pranks on any pony starting from Rainbow Dash, then feeding the swans at the Crystal Lake, brushing the coat of the lambs you keep in our garden and teach the hawk chicks how to fly...

Fluttershy: *waits for him to go on*

Discord: *sits down, smiling like an idiot, then starts wagging his tail again*

Fluttershy: You said you want a foal?

Discord: Oh yes, my precious Fluttershy, I'd love to have one. Why don't we try?

Fluttershy: *chuckles* Well, Dissy, because we're already expecting one.

Discord: *gasps* Really?! H-How long...?

Fluttershy: Strangely enough, 6 months. That's odd, because I haven't gained almost any weight since-

Discord: But this is simply marvelous! Then we must tell your friends, too!

Fluttershy: Uhm, Discord-

Discord: *snaps his fingers and the rest of the Mane 6 appears*

Applejack: What in tarnation-

Rarity: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH DISCORD!!! *covers herself with a towel* Don't you know a lady has her private moments? Now not even the Spa is a safe place anymore...

Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy! I thought he had promised "no more teleportation spells until July"...

Fluttershy: *lowers her ears and shows and awkward smile*

Rainbow Dash: So we meet again, uh? *leers at Discord*

Discord: I wanted to wait till next prank but, you know, first things first.

Pinkie Pie: I love it when you teleport us all with no warning! *giggles* Why did you do that, this time?

Fluttershy: I'm so sorry, girls... But the Draconequus here has been quite excited for the 20 seconds following the news I gave him and I want to give you all now...

Rarity: *gasps* You bought a villa in Canterlot!

Applejack: Please, Rares. This must be something rather important, otherwise Ah know who'll be Winona's next bite-victim... *glares at Discord*

Discord: Of course it is something important, Applejack. I'd never waste my magic to do stupid things. *receive several glowers from the surrounding mares* Umpf, ok, maybe once or twice, but that's not the point. Fluttershy and I have great news! (And no, Rarity, it isn't a villa)

Fluttershy: *exchanges glances with her husband* We're having a foal!

*all her friends gather round, hugging the Pegasus and complimenting with her*

Rainbow Dash: I bet the lil' rascal won't let ya close your eyes for a second at night for at least two weeks! *pats Discord on the shoulder* You'll have a hard time preparing your attacks on me, from now on... *grins*

Twilight Sparkle: I'm so happy for you, Fluttershy! It's fantastic to see such a lovely couple so happy for the incoming of their firstborn!

Fluttershy: *whispering into Applejack's ear* Let's just hope he doesn't have his father's terrible sense of humor, uh? *giggles*

Discord: I've heard you, darling.

Pinkie Pie: Well, this clearly calls for a party! But first... *jumps on Discord's back and hugs his neck tightly* I'm so super-duper-hyper happy for you two! Take care of your little bundle of fur, you prankster! *hops down and wraps her leg around Fluttershy* You're gonna have so much fun, believe me!!

Fluttershy: That's all I hope, Pinkie... *chuckles* Uhm, sorry to interrupt your fight with Rainbow but, Discord, I think our friends were doing something before you teleported them here... Am I right, girls?

Rarity: Most certainly, my darling. Now, if you excuse, I'll be more than happy to spend hours talking about your baby and the other details in front of a cup of tea and with mud on our coats. Exactly what I was going to do before being interrupted... *glares at Discord once more but then smiles to Fluttershy and takes her hooves* I'm so happy for you two, my dear.

Discord: Oh, well, I guess I'd better take you back where you were before you scowl me again, shouldn't I? Thank you all for coming, friends! *teleports the five ponies back*

Fluttershy: *nuzzles Discord* I couldn't be happier than with you right by my side... And I'll never burst on you during this pregnancy, I promise. *winks*

Discord: Oh, don't promise that. I know that you'll try to kill me once or twice in the following 7 months, but that's ok. I'm quite used to sudden anger-bursts...

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Published : May 27, 2015