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Oh no! Witches may be offended. This is really what CNN is running on it’s “news channel” during the last few days of 2018. News is slow, there isn’t anything new on the phony Russia witch hunt, there hasn’t been any news about porn slut Stormy Daniels or ambulance chaser Michael Avenatti. Democrats and Democrats like Nancy Pelosi are on vacation in Hawaii as the government shut down. So CNN is now is worried about actual witches. Seriously.

CNN runs a segment on how Trump's use of "witch hunt" offends witches pic.twitter.com/PSsk8ZOXkR — Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) December 30, 2018

CNN whines that Trump using the term Witch Hunt offends witches

So CNN has moved on from two scoops of ice cream to Diet Cokes to offending witches. I can’t wait to see what happens with the clown network in 2019.