Aphrodite the Greek god of beauty as once they viewed Jacob the god blushed and swore that they could not set sight on another human as they would not be worthy. Since that day Jacob has worn the glasses as a sign of his prowess.





Of course we must talk about the elephant in the room: Jacob's muscles. It is said that there are a number of men that can claim to be stronger than Jacob; but not many. It is said that Jacob can perfectly snap a peanut in half by only using his pectoral muscles. It is said that he once made milk by roundhouse kicking a cow in the face. It is said that when Jacob does push-ups he doesn't push himself up but in fact pushes the earth down. Whether the things said about Jacob are true or not we know one thing for sure: Mike Tyson keeps avoiding his calls.





In conclusion if we rate politicians solely on appearance then it wouldn't be fair as Mr. Mogg will never lose anything.

No matter what, if you are a female in politics some sources of the media will always judge you on your appearance instead of by your policies. Why is this not the same for men? Well to make it fairer I have decided to rate one of Britain's greatest known politicians solely by appearance; of course I talk of Britain's greatest pin up, a man so stunning he will make Tom Cruise blush.Introducing Jacob Rees Mogg!Let's start by talking about the name Jacob...a name that oozes lustful intentions. No woman ever got asked out by a man called Jacob and turned him down it simply isn't possible.As Jacob glances at a woman through those miraculous glasses he knows they are coming home with him, he knows there is no way they can say no to that magnificent bespectacled gentleman. The glasses themselves are said to of been a gift from