Liberals are freaking out over a trailer because it’s just too bad ass for them.

I’m talking about the remake of “Death Wish” with Bruce Willis, and wow it looks amazing.

And I honestly don’t know why people are calling it fascist:

Eli Roth’s Death Wish remake is so nakedly fascist that alt-righters will have an erection before the trailer ends https://t.co/sDY5fQXR9W — Alan Zilberman (@alanzilberman) August 3, 2017

Now you guys know I despise the alt-right people, but seriously, look at this trailer and try to find just what the heck they’re talking about:







You guys. That just looks bad-ass!!!

But with the social justice nancies rolling around, this is racist.

Many conservatives exploit Chicago's rep to grossly misrepresent Black Americans, US crime. Death Wish shamelessly piggybacks on that smear. https://t.co/91lcZ008Hj — Adam Best (@adamcbest) August 4, 2017

Fair or not, I can't think of a more tone-deaf idea in this political/social environment than white filmmakers remaking #DEATHWISH… — Scott Mendelson (@ScottMendelson) August 3, 2017

There is literally no time at all where a movie like this is inappropriate. C’mon dude.

I mean seriously, the guy goes after drug dealers who hurt a black kid!! But apparently this is racist or something.

I think this can all be explained by understanding that liberals just use “racist” and “fascist” as synonyms for “I don’t like this.” Now, the word “fascist” has a real meaning, and the word “racist” has a real meaning, and this movie, at least from the bad-ass trailer, doesn’t appear to fulfill either of those.

So I’m probably gonna go watch it because it just looks sweet.

This is no way means it’ll be a fantastic movie. Eli Roth, the director, is known for horror movies whose only virtue is tons of tons of gore. So maybe it’ll be terrible. But it’s fun to watch liberals freak out over such a small thing.

This is the last post for today unless something big breaks, so get that open thread going, folks!!! Have a good week!!