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Bear faced cheek I made this!

fun size segments for your convenience.



EDIT - "Bear anus" did get in. In my eagerness to look at page 3, I neglected to notice it on the front page!





Bits of a bear I'm selling in today's Friday Ad. Insegments for your convenience. ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply

ahha awesome :D



( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:27, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply

ha ha the Two bear eyes one is great

and I (maybe stupidly) thought that the advertising desk staff would pick on this kind of japery? Or can you really just bung any old surreality in and they will advertise it as for sale?

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:28, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply

These have

been online for a week. Bear anus too.



Perhaps they think sub editors and proof readers are no longer essential in this hard hitting recession.

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:35, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply

But shaft of bear got through?

Odd ... nicely done though!

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:29, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:29, Reply

For me this is the wrong side of the line.



( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:33, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply

but it is okay to make cakes out of lions?

:)

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:52, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply

?? which line

would that be then?? i too feel anguish at the plight of our native english bears!! it is good to know there are others like me, out there in internet land...

( , Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:29, ( , Sat 25 Jul 2009, 18:29, Reply

Sublime

Beautiful



*clickety*

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:41, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply

I've got a complete badger carcass

In a hemp bag on the patio. The flys have almost done. It's for my youngest son's summer holiday biology project. It'll be mounted and sold on eBay late September.



Big LOLs on the ad. Round here it costs a quid for each classified in the local rag.

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:42, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply

What wrong side

of what line?



Are you a bear-lover?



I roffled! CLicks!

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:44, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply

hahahaha :D

genius! silly teeth of bear...

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:45, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply

Sarah Palin will be calling you

she luvs dem bears...dead.

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:48, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply

hahaha

bravo! :)

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:51, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply

Fantastic :D



( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:07, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply

Haha!

great stuff

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:15, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply

You genius sir!

I must try this now that the Dorset Echo no longer print my letters.

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:40, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply

this is fab!

*clickity*

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:46, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply

Heheh

Shaft of bear FTW

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:08, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply

Ah, brilliant!

This is ace.

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:09, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply

Fantastic

"LEFT BEAR ear. Soft and fluffy and nyummy and awwww. All oochycoochy and eeee."



I'm almost tempted to ring the number :-P

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:16, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply

Pure, utter, genious.

You should write and complain that since they rejected your ad you've got a bear's anus going to waste...

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:18, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply

Yes - I don't understand.



They've left that one online: www.friday-ad.co.uk/AdRef/YI9248G44/SortOrder/AGEU/Keywords/bear+anus/Web/FullAdDetails.asp ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply

Ahahaha

Fantastic.

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:30, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply

I love the...

... Dettol Dettol Dettol. I know! bit

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:20, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply

I've just come back for another look at this

And it's so funny I'm even laughing at "SMALL COLLECTION of silver condiment spoons".

Actually, I think it's the juxtapostion of mundane items/bits of bear that make it so good.

MORE PLEASE MR CCC!

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:47, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:47, Reply

Hahaha

Stuck in 'inquisitive' mode.

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:49, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply

I'm calling about...

...the bear.



I nearly rang the number on the ad just for a laugh... but is it some poor innocent sod's phone number who will be wondering why people keep ringing him and asking about bear anatomy?

( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:51, ( , Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply

brilliant

how much are hugs?

( , Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:59, ( , Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply