As an Australian, I feel as if we need something new in out lives, and so I thought, why not get Ben Shapiro to come here and play his magestic violin in the Sydney Opera House?

I’m making this petition because I feel as if this will benefit all Sydney goers everywhere, and help us to achieve our dreams to the sound of his amazing and succulent violin. We have dreams too, and Ben Shapiro can mae them come true.

Ben, if you are reading this, please. I beg of you. We all beg of you.

Love, Sergeant Squibb.