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Here is what happens in Sex Tape: Married couple Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel make a dirty film on their iPad, then "accidentally" upload it into the Cloud...and onto the many iPads they gave to friends and family as Christmas presents. Could any of this ever actually happen? We called AppleCare to find out.

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Apple Robot: What Apple product are you calling about?

** **iPad.

Okay. iPod. If that's not right, say, "Try again."

** **Try again.

Apple Robot: OK. iPod. If that's not right, say "try again."

** **Try again.

What Apple product are you calling about?

** **iPaaaaaaad.

Okay. iPad. What kind of iPad is it? An iPad Air? A Mini? A different one? Or say, "iPod Touch," "iPod Nano," "Shuffle," or "Classic."

** **I don't know.

OK. Please say the number. [pause] I didn't hear that.

** **Talk to a representative?

Was that that you don't have it? Yes or no?

** **Yes.

Without the serial number, you may not be eligible for phone support. To get support, you may have to purchase a support plan. If I transfer you to an adviser, the first thing they'll need will be your serial number. Say "try again" or "continue."

** **Continue.

Let me get someone to help you.

** **_ [Gotye plays for 3:21 minutes.] Female Robot: Please wait._

*Roger: Thank you for calling Apple. My name is Roger; may I have your name, please?

**Hi Roger, my name's Lauren.

Oh, hi there! I'll be directing your support options. What's the reason for the call, Lauren?

** **I have a question about the Cloud on my iPad.

Mmhmm.

** **So I had a video that I filmed... it's kind of a bad video, do you know what I'm talking about?

What do you mean, "bad?"

** **Like, you know, you don't want other people to see it.

OK.

** **Like it's really sexy.

Yeah, I understand. Mmhmm.

** **So, my question is: is there anyway that can just "go" into the cloud?

Oh, I see. Well... regarding that, Lauren, I think you need to get some answers from our technical team here. They can provide you more accurate answers for that. I'll just connect you to them, OK?

** **OK. Thank you.

You're using an iPad, right?

** **Yes.

OK. So please hold, ma'am.

** **Thank you.

Mmhmm.

** **[Natasha Bedingfield/Michael Franti & Spearhead play for 4:35 minutes]