As with the last Democratic Debate, Kimberley Strassel was front and center to live-tweet the train wreck so the rest of us could ignore it and watch reruns of Ghost Adventures on our DVR. Ok, so this editor could do that … but still.

Kimberley does such a fantastic job of calling out what is important (and most easily mocked) that her timeline is far better than watching the actual debate anyway.

See for yourself.

"Hell yah, we are going to take your AR-15, your AK-47," –Beto O'Rourke. #DemDebate — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

Hard to believe this is real life.

Then again, maybe it’s not.

Heh.

I wonder how many of the supposed 83% of people who Booker says support gun licensing know what that involves? #DemDebate — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

We wonder where he found 83% of people to agree with his doofy idea.

DNC meeting?

I can promise Cory Booker that the majority of gun owners do not agree with him. He should meet a few. LOL. #DemDebate — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

Doncha love it when Democrats claim they know gun owners? It’s adorable.

Warren says the reason we don't have more gun control is because of "corruption." Still waiting for her to mention, even briefly, the Constitution. #DemDebate — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

Reminds us of when Obama complained about the Constitution being a barrier.

For a woman who has "a plan" for so many things, remarkable how many questions Warren refuses to answer. You'd raise taxes for Medicare for All, right? No answer. What would you do about flood of Central Americans? No answer. #DemDebate — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

She knows she will have to raise taxes to keep her promises, she just doesn’t want to admit it.

Elizabeth Warren's vision of foreign policy sounds very much like lead from behind. #DemDebate. — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

*cough cough Obama cough cough*

Bernie brags he is the only person on stage who voted against all of Trump's military funding–ie, who opposed all attempts to give our military what it needs to protect the country. #DemDebate — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

HA HA HA HA HA

Bernie asked about Venezuela/Maduro/socialism. Pivots to . . . Scandinavia. #DemDebate — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

They never want to talk about actual socialism.

Klobuchar is described as centrist. She just said in first week would restore entire Obama environmental agenda. Meaning that extreme Obama agenda is now viewed as "moderate" in Democratic party. Says a lot. #DemDebate — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

If Obama is moderate? Yikes.

While none of the Democratic candidates has an honest plan for paying for their agendas, Bernie is almost becoming a caricature in just proposing the government pay another few trillion here or there–no problem. #DemDebate — Kimberley Strassel (@KimStrassel) September 13, 2019

Told ya’.

Far better than sitting through that disaster, right?

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