William Randolph Hearst and Perry’s publicist will be in studio. We are going to go through the entire history of The Perry Project and Windy City Heat so this will be a great primer if you have no idea what I’m talking about.

Calling in we got Don Barris, Mole, and possibly Jimmy Kimmel (still waiting to hear from Bobcat and Rucka). We’re also going to talk to fans and show highlights of the project of the years. Tom put together a montage of Perry’s worst temper tantrums which I cannot WAIT to watch. Live tonight from 9:30 to 11PM we are going to cram in…

-That time he “sqoze” the bottle during an anal rape and it broke.

-The “why is the red bat even there?” moment.

-We will watch the wipeout he took in Chicago (which I have personally watched 7,000 times)

-We will go over the $50 he owes William Randolph Hearst (who will be there guest hosting the show)

-The Johnny Knoxville mousetrap incident and ensuing lawsuit

-The animated story about Perry thinking he was going to bang Justin Bieber’s mom Patti

-The origins of the project

-The fan recreations of scenes from the movie

-Every time Perry has screamed “None of your business”

-The time he put a NAMBLA sticker on his car (he thought it stood for Negative Allegations Made Behind Legendary Actors)

-The Andy Dick incident

-Tom Brennan’s abduction.

-Terrifying Tim’s heroic rescue and all the times he’s scooped Perry’s business plans

-Perry’s terrible appearances on Kimmel

-The blowjob he got from Blue Iris

-The Big 3 video game

-Perry smoking crack

-The video that caught Perry stealing Don’s wallet

-A bunch of shit I stole from Perry’s house including joke cards

-The Randy Callahan incident and why Perry has never publicly denied that he’s gay

Also, I’m pretty sure we’re going to get Perry on the phone.