PICTURE this scenario: you’re out taking a stroll through your local park.

A nice stroll. A pleasant stroll. A completely innocent, absolutely untainted stroll, where you can be at one with your thoughts and appreciate the serene joys of Mother Nature.

There in the distance, you see a beautiful little black duck, nestled by a pond amid the grassy banks.

Ahhh, so peaceful. So relaxing. What a beautiful scenario. You decide to step a bit closer, taking in the delicate wonders of nature.

AND THEN BAM! THE TRUTH COMES OUT: one of God’s beautiful creatures is actually a giant black rubber dildo.

A woman was strolling through a suburban park in Mandurah, south of Perth, when she was met with this ill (but actually hilarious) fate.

She snapped a photo of the deceptive definitely-not-a-duck, which rapidly made the rounds on social media.

But at the end of the day, who needs to feed ducks bread when you have dill-dough?

... we’ll see ourselves out now.