i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”



EDIT hey its been almost three years and i hate this post and the way i responded to some tool almost three years ago and i HATE that that person was eventually send so much shit that they were forced to leave and i really dislike that people are still reblogging it as if its notable and putting the same opinions on it over and over and i hate that this is still being associated with me in the present day and i REALLY REGRET that i made this post at all because it sounds fake as hell and i dont even babysit the same kids anymore and theres no way for me to prove it actually happened because the currently 9 year old xavier sure as hell doesnt remember and isnt even in the same state

more importantly i definitely regret the correlation i made that “being there” equals useful because vestigial body parts are a thing (not that i consider body hair an unnecessary remnant of evolution, hair definitely serves a purpose heyoo ) and that three years ago i thought admitting i didnt shave was a much bigger deal than it actually was

and i APOLOGIZE to EVERYONE who has to read this over and over being paraded around like some kind of example of whatever the fuck