Yesterday morning, I got a text from a coworker that read “#FourWordBible is trending on Twitter… I think it’s right up your alley.” Sure enough, I wasted about a half-hour online.

The trend consisted of Twitterers (Twitts?) summing up the Good Book in exactly four words.

To be sure, there were plenty of pro-Bible folks with cutesy things to say like “Unending love. Amazing grace,” “Let go, let God,” and “Jesus died for you.”

But don’t worry, the skeptics showed up for the party, too.

So far, my favorite is from @serenetwit:

#FourWordBible Men rule girls drool — Athorist (@whichgodrob) August 6, 2013

Here’s my contribution:

#fourwordbible Sell Your Daughter 101 — Jessica Bluemke (@blueburie) August 6, 2013

And I saw this one a couple of times:

There were plenty of funny ones to choose from:

Bad girls eat apples #fourwordbible — Kelly Carlin (@kelly_carlin) August 6, 2013

#FourWordBible Tonight on Fox News. — fOWL father (@snix_lopez) August 6, 2013

Choose your own adventure. #fourwordbible — Just Call Me Frank™© (@JustCallMeFrank) August 5, 2013

#fourwordbible Terrific first novel but… — Mark Brown (@MarkWhalesongs) August 6, 2013

And there are still plenty more coming. Let me know which ones I missed, or leave your own in the comments!



