White - Nothing Buttery, No Pinot Grigios





Verichon & Clerc - Blanc de Blancs - Orange oil spring blossoms greasy bubbles 33

Azimut Brut Nature - Cava - Lean citrus sparkling crisp acids 35

Smarazen - Malvasia Trebbiano - Cloudy fizzy goat sunscreen marmalade 35

Bino Blanco - Frenchy Chardonnay - #NoOak easy peasy sunshine chard 35

Trin’quemes - Touraine Sauvy B - Next door to Sancerre grapefruit and rocks 38

Milan Nestarec ‘Běl’ Czech Gruner- Green fruit a titch funky in a liter bottle 43 1L

El Oso - Toro - Albarino, Malvasia - Old vine herbal acids rich with millennial sass 40

Amorro Blanco Cadiz - Palomino Fino - Oxidized green tea with just enough stink 40

Les Agudes Vdf - Sauvignon Semillon Apple pear lil rounder with some color 40





Orange - Not made from Oranges

Korinta Chasselas Unfiltered Chilean plonk all chunky and lip tingles 39

SiurAlta Orange MontSant - Garnacha Blanca - All the skin contact coppertone suntan 45











Rose - Yes they’re all ‘Dry’ BB

Thomas Julien Ventoux - Grenache Syrah - Rosey soft pink strawberry happiness 38



A Table!!! Cahor - Malbec - FJ’s Natty pulpy cloudy saignee comes in 750 or Mags 40/65 1.5L

St-Cyr Pet Nat Sparkling Gamay - Tastes like millions of cherries TWWGYL 50





Chilled Reds - Theres even a Domestic wine in there!

SiurAlta Rouge MontSant - Garnacha - Bright mud purple will stain sheets like beets 35

Bulli ‘Cor’ Barbera, Bonarda - Elegant herbal old school organic northen Italian 35

Hurluberlu Cab Franc - Juicy cherry pomegranate no sulphur amphora 42

Koppitsch Ret St Laurent, Zweigelt - Pretty gritty little bitty screwcap nitty 37



Hors Champs Aube - Grenache Syrah - Smoke and spice you’ll probably want a burger 40



Amalgame Aube - Grenache Noir, Gris, Blanc - Frankenwine cherry cough drops 41





Red Reds - Normcore

P’tit Gaby - VdF- GSM - Peppercorn spiced fruit juice medium goodness 35

Domaine Bordes - St-Chinian - GSMC - Smokey funky BBQ throwdown 35

Berardi Pipeño- Yumbel- Pais - Old old old ass vine textured wild Chilean Pais 35

Chevalrie ‘Diptyque’ - Bourgueil- Cabernet Franc - Textured spice and vegetal depth 37

Quentin Harel - Beaujolais Village- Gamay - Grippy grabby textured team player 39

Tu Vin Plus Aux Soirees - VdF- Malbec, Cab Franc - FJ’s taught declassified Cahor 41

Menard Le Rouge - VdF- Cab-Gro-Ga- Commie moustache wine it says on the bottle 41

Mariano Utiel-Requena - Bobal, Syrah, Garnacha - Sour purple lacto chorizo vino vivo 43



El Vinyerons - Saltamarti - Tempranillo, Garnatxa - Natural Catalan mixed fermentation 40

Mattieu Barret - Crozes Hermitage - Syrah - Smashed black olives smoke house almonds 65









Drinks

San Pellegrino Sodas - Orange, Grapefruit 2

San Pellegrino Water - 1L 3

Martinellis Apple Juice - Drink your apple a day 2









Glasses and Cocktails

Wine by the Glass - Fun funky - Red, White, Rose changes daily! 10

Rose Sangria - Dolin Blanc, Rose, Fruit 12

Spritz - Verichon & Clerc, Cappelletti Aperitivo, Lemon 12









Beer - changes all the g*d time



