2/14/2019

My Fellow Yelpers of the Greater Orange Area-



Some people say dog is man's best friend.



That is an incredibly misleading statement. Some dogs, maybe. But other dogs definitely not. Not old ones (unless they're fervently loyal), not fat ones, and definitely not chihuahuas.



The worst kind of dog, however, is a lazy dog. Let me tell you: a Lazy Dog does no work and herds no livestock. It just sits around and spends all day playing in the mud with Mose.



So why would anyone name a restaurant after one? Only a fool would do so.



Or so I thought. But the people who run the Lazy Dog are, in fact, far from foolish. Fools don't serve an impressive selection of beers on tap coupled with a delightful happy hour menu. Fools aren't friendly like my server was, who made us feel like valued guests. Fools don't serve Cornish Game Hen.



Amazing happy hour. Just crowded enough, with a calming atmosphere fit for all ages (though Angela was upset that they were playing rock music). The macaroni and cheese is a little small, but the hatch chile jalapeño seasoning makes it worth it.



I hereby grant the Lazy Dog, Restaurant & Bar, the power of this 5-star review.



Lukewarm Regards,

Dwight K. Schrute

Assistant Regional Manager

Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch