THIS SPACE FOR RENT

Pinkie: Party hard… FOREVER.

Rarity: I must be perfect… never clean… NEVER CLEAN!! THE PAST NEVER HAPPENED, I'M IN CONTROL OF MY LIFE!!

Applejack: Who needs sleep when ya got apples?

Dash: Why aren't you looking at ME?!? WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING AT ME?!?!?

Flutters: I AM LOVE! I AM LIFE!!!

Twilight: The things I put up with…