In a dramatic turn of events, China has come to Kejriwal’s rescue and offered to install 15 lakh CCTVs in Delhi and help fulfill his extraordinary poll promise.

Ever since AAP released their 70 point agenda for Delhi, questions have been asked about the expenditure that would be needed to set up 15 lakh CCTVs. Almost everyone seemed to dismiss the feasibility of such an extraordinary undertaking. The AAP spokespersons have however bravely maintained this could be done at reasonable cost.

“This Fascist Modi governement is acting like the Big Brother and not allowing us to install 15 lakh CCTVs that will help us keep an eye on our citizens… for their own safety,” said senior AAP leader The Ashutosh. “But we will not be thwarted irrespective of whether Central government provides funds for it or not,” he continued. [Editor: Quote heavily edited]

The stupendous nature of AAPs victory has sent most of the political parties, media and ‘Intelligentsia’ into a frenzy of celebration and caught nation wide attention. All those patiently waiting for the first sign of Modi wave abating heaved a sign of relief with NDTV bringing out their “Major Blow to Modi” headlines out once again.

This has also caught the eye of the Chinese security agencies who jumped at the idea of 15 lakh ‘eyes’ in Delhi and approached their political leadership. The decision to fully fund and install the CCTVs is learnt to have been taken at the highest levels – in the Politburo Standing Committee. Chinese leadership has been keenly paying extra attention to Delhi since Narendra Modi became the Prime Minister and his significant overtures to Japan and the US.

Meanwhile, Modi has called NSA Ajit Doval and his key ministers for a meeting to take stock of the situation while Arun Jaitley was seen hopping the TV studios clarifying the government’s position on the issue.

When The UnReal Times approached AAP for a comment, Manish Sisodia said, “I cannot comment on this but all I will say is that if Modi refuses to fund our manifesto, someone will.”