First Survivor Richard Hatch isn't Surviving Prison

Remember the first season of Survivor where one guy who refused to put on clothes? That was. The unlucky Survivor winner decided not to pay taxes on his winnings and ended up in prison. Unfortunately, we're hearing that it's not going so good for the openly gay ex-Army man.

Richard is to spend a full 4 years in the clink and blames the reality show producer Mark Burnett for the whole thing. Maybe Richard asked Mark to pay his taxes and Mark forgot. I am sure that's exactly what happened.

Jenna Morasca, also a former Survivor contestant, was talking smack about Richard. She doesn't think he will make it in prison because he is losing weight inside the pen and looks horrible. Hmmm, a lot of people survive prison while being miserable and looking bad. Hatch will undoubtedly kick himself in the ass every day for the next four years over his greedy decision.