We couldn’t be more satisfied. Last race was a big challenge for us and we mastered it. We got 4 incredible points. Again everything went better than expected. Where should we begin? With Glock laying in hospital eating all day ice-cream? With our third driver, who was watching all day porn or with Perez first retirement?

We will start with our little reserve-driver Roberto Merhi. He did an excellent job. Maybe he was just born for wet conditions. First race, first points. What could’ve been better? Wet grid-girls? No, not yet! But you can be sure Merhi enjoyed some Jägermeister-shots after race. Yes, he is old enough. If he stays this strong pornhub will maybe do some special presents for him. Stay tuned.

There was another big news, we didn’t reveal. We were working with durex on new rain-tear-offs. A new invention we tested in some of the worst conditions you can image. This race. Merhi was the only driver who was equipped with them and he raced really safe. After the race he stated “I am very happy with the new tear-offs, I’ve never seen clearer in rain and I think I’m gonna use durex in special conditions, too. Just private, you know [laughing].”. It’s our fault Perez was running without. Use your fantasy and you know why Perez retired.

Perez retired cause he wanted too much. He was in 8th position and there was a solid chance to beat Räikkönen. It was a hard fight at the end of the race and the sight of Perez was nearly zero. The fight was intense and Kimi didn’t give any room. It was like Japanese GP 2007, Massa against Kubica. Just switch, year, track and names and you can imagine how intense this fight was. In the end Perez just slipped off the track and got stuck. We are not angry, cause Perez did a good season this far. He was a bit sad after race, but at our little after-party everything was ok, again.

Stay tuned, more news are incoming shortly. We are working hard in background.