tenaflyviper:

papatulus:

papatulus: papatulus: stretch goals: at 120% I will have my shirt say “thirsty boy”



at 140% I will have the arena play eye of the tiger full blast

at 160% of funding goal I will finish all my sentences asking for a drawing of him being jealous of my boobs



at 180% I’ll invite all the other funnymen too

at 200% I’ll take eagle-man out to a nice dinner instead then refuse to split the bill signal boost!! hey guys bad news since the eagle man has blocked me on this and all 5 of my throwaway tumblrs this kickstarter is delayed indefinitely. However! I will be starting a new kickstarter to kick @takashi0′s ass with similar stretch goals. The 160% stretch goal in particular will remain the same even though it loses some of its humour when the guy in question would rather look at twilight sparkle’s boobs than mine donate here: https://takashi0.tumblr.com/ask

This is one of the most petty, immature, pathetic things I’ve ever seen. You people both expect and demand to have your opinions on political and social issues taken seriously, yet this is how you respond to anyone disagreeing with you over the internet. I want you to take a look at your own behavior, and ask yourself why anyone should listen to a word you say. What reason are you giving anyone to respect or support you when you act like a spoiled third-grader at recess?

In any case, we all know you wouldn’t have the spine to confront anyone face-to-face. You’d be reduced to a snivelling bag of tears, then run underneath the skirt of the nearest adult while playing the victim card. Lashing out at others passive-aggressively over the internet is all you know–it’s all you have. However, if you didn’t have a stable of like-minded people you’re desperately trying to impress egging you on, you wouldn’t have even posted this to begin with. All of you–alone–are NOTHING. Thankfully for your egos, lonely and miserable people seem to attract each other like magnets online. Online, people only see what you’re willing to show them. They’re not able to judge you like everyone else, making it easier to win them over if you know what they want to hear. This gives you the illusion that you have “friends” here, though if you were forced to face the circumstances of your actions by a higher authority, or if you made a statement these “friends” didn’t agree with, they’d eat you alive, then abandon you like rats from a sinking ship. They only “like” you as long as you say what they want you to, because it makes them feel validated.

Look at what you’re being coerced into, then ask yourself if you would have acted this way on your own. No–you’re damn right you wouldn’t, because none of you have the guts to say jack shit by yourselves. Your numbers continue to dwindle as your behavior continues to escalate. The more you act ridiculous and juvenile out of pettiness, the more people that are going to realize that you’re not worth their time or support. It also perpetuates and solidifies the negative impression that others on the outskirts already have of you.

Keep up the good work driving yourselves into social extinction. It’s helping your peers mature much faster if they’re surrounded by moral infants with the common sense of a used Kleenex.

