Since 2007, Coop's scissoral regime has terrorized not only his father, but the lives of millions of Americans from his dull blade dictatorship.



Recent images have surfaced showing his dad crying helplessly while coop holds a pair of scissors to his neck. This could be a cry for help. Coop could be demanding a ransom or possibly just killing him for entertainment. It's too hard to tell. He's just a kid. What is certain however is with proper sanctions from the UN and military intervention, his cutting days are over.

We've stopped Saddam. Let us bring a quick and powerful end to Coop.