You advocate a

approach to calendar reform. Your idea will not work. Here is why:

Specifically, your plan fails to account for:

( ) humans ( ) clocks ( ) computers ( ) space ( ) the inconsistent rotational and orbital characteristics of Earth ( ) rational hatred for arbitrary change ( ) unpopularity of weird new month and day names ( ) total incompatibility with the SI second ( ) general relativity

and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

( ) BC and AD aren't ( ) technically, that's how it already works ( ) they tried that in France once and it didn't take ( ) nobody is about to renumber every event in history ( ) good luck trying to move the Fourth of July ( ) nobody cares what year you were born ( ) time cannot be stopped, nor can clocks be abolished entirely (x) the history of calendar reform is insanely complicated and no amount of further calendar reform can make it simpler

Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

( ) sorry, but I don't think it would work ( ) this is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it ( ) please just shut up and fix your broken date/time code

With apologies to the original.