Big TVs, Small Tables And Dumb People Last weekend my Lady Friend and I went on a shopping spree. A big one. We bought $300 worth of furniture at IKEA and as you know, $300 gets you a LOT of shit at IKEA. Those crazy Swedes! And all that crap was cool, but not nearly as cool as the TV we got. Continue reading Big TVs, Small Tables And Dumb People

A Tunnel To Heaven? The other day I heard a crazy story on local morning radio. It involved an unstable dude in New Zealand who was stalking his ex girlfriend in a very unusual way. From inside her own house. He built a trapdoor under her house that he used to get inside a crawl space under her stairs. Continue reading A Tunnel To Heaven?

Aging Gracefully Is Boring You know what is funny about aging? Nothing. It blows monkey balls. I have aches that I never knew existed when I was 20. My eyesight, hearing and hairline have all deteriorated since I was 20. And as much as I hate to admit it, each of those things will probably continue to get worse. Continue reading Aging Gracefully Is Boring

Being Lazy Is Much Easier Than Being Productive I hope everyone had a great weekend. I did, outside of having to go into work briefly on Sunday. But I have today off! I need to decide what I am going to do with myself today. Got any suggestions? This is what I SHOULD do: – I should spend some time packing, we’re closing Continue reading Being Lazy Is Much Easier Than Being Productive

TV News Typos Or Stupidity? One of the joys I find in life is pointing out other peoples mistakes. No, I don’t jump up in their faces and laugh at them in front of their friends. I do it in a far more subtle way… on my anonymous blog! I am always amazed when local TV stations put misspelled words Continue reading TV News Typos Or Stupidity?

A Dude’s Weekend How the hell are ya? It’s the weekend and I don’t have to work, so I’m going to be lazy. There is a pool in our complex and I may go chill out there for awhile since it’s going to be in the 90′s both days. Maybe I’ll scare the neighbors with a little Nude Continue reading A Dude’s Weekend

Teamwork! Every once in a while I defer to my Lady Friend to write a blog post for me… partly because I am lazy and partly because she is funnier than I am. She should be writing her own blog, but she has very little free time between a full time job and taking classes at Continue reading Teamwork!

An Unscratched Itch I am not one to be shy about things. I say what I think and mean what I say. Sometimes this involves me sharing details about my life that other people would choose to keep to themselves. But I stopped worrying about what other people think a long time ago. One of the things I Continue reading An Unscratched Itch

A Cereal Dilemma We have had our dog for nearly 5 months and I haven’t written much about her. And yet here she is showing up in back to back posts. But when I have a story, I have to share it. She likes to keep her identity secret as well, so her real name will not be Continue reading A Cereal Dilemma

Know When To Pick Your Battles I can admit to not being the cleanest or neatest person on the planet. I don’t always pick up after myself right away. My dirty clothes can occasionally lay on the floor of the closet for a day or two before making it into the hamper. I know this makes no sense… what is the Continue reading Know When To Pick Your Battles