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Team selection has been an issue all season

Thatcham 3s team selection isn't going well

00:00 - 00:03 Slobs, we have had seval drop outs again!

00:04 - 00:05 Sabo has gone missing

00:05 - 00:07 Armstrong has broken his nose

00:08 - 00:12 Baby Slobs is doing his hair

00:12 - 00:15 Aussie Rules Billy is at passing practice

00:17 - 00:19 What about Belly?

00:19 - 00:21 With his talent we'd be okay

00:24 - 00:26 Slobs,

00:27 - 00:28 Belly

00:31 - 00:33 Belly has nailed himself to his new fence

00:34 - 00:36 He said he's got holes in his hands

00:53 - 00:58 Millsy, Grandad and Damo stay, the rest leave

01:13 - 01:15 Who let him near the nail gun??

01:15 - 01:17 You know he's cack handed

01:18 - 01:23 now my selection is ruined

01:25 - 01:28 those tossers from Tadley have the upper hand - again!!!

01:29 - 01:31 every week something goes wrong at selection

01:31 - 01:34 if it's not ex-wives, it's kids, if it's not kids it's idiots nailing themselves to a fence

01:34 - 01:37 It's like herding cats, blind and deaf ones

01:37 - 01:40 it was much easier in the army, people didn't have to think

01:40 - 01:42 I'm sure some of the excuses are legitimate

01:42 - 01:46 Legitimate? Graham Armstrong can't even spell it

01:46 - 01:48 Slobs, that's unfair

01:48 - 01:52 Fuck off!! It's not fair that I wear out a pencil changing my selection 100 times a day

01:53 - 01:54 I've had enough of this shit

01:56 - 01:57 fucking WhatsApp doesn't work

01:57 - 02:00 nobody uses Pitchero

02:00 - 02:03 and Facebook is full of pictures of babies and cats

02:04 - 02:08 whatever happened to constant availability where the lads just turned up?

02:08 - 02:13 the women were secondary, after rugby, beer and scrapping on the Broadway after a Crickets disco

02:14 - 02:16 even the kebab van has closed

02:17 - 02:21 it's all gone wrong since we started wearing tight shirts

02:27 - 02:29 Sabo looks like a wok smuggler in his

02:30 - 02:34 There's no shoulder support for Millsy

02:34 - 02:36 Brad Williams has torn the arse out of his shorts

02:41 - 02:42 Fuck it!

02:43 - 02:47 Selection will now be done by the wives and girlfriends, they have more balls than the players anyway

02:48 - 02:53 If a wife says you're playing, you'll turn up

02:54 - 02:56 Perhaps they can put up fences and do the gardening as well

02:56 - 02:59 My players just need to make themselves available!

03:00 - 03:02 at least once a month, and don't get me started on training

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, you won't have to wash the kit

03:14 - 03:16 so who else is available

03:19 - 03:23 is Vassy available, or Jonesy? I know he's hook nosed but what option do we have?

03:25 - 03:27 We could ask Brad but he has no shorts

03:31 - 03:33 maybe we should concede the game

03:40 - 03:46 I just can't deal with defeat to that lot up the road

03:46 - 03:49 that yellow and black kit sends me mental