You might recall Lizzie "Fauxcahontas" Warren saying she's not planning to run for president. Well, now everyone's favorite blonde squaw is singing a different tune. She's "thinking" about breaking out the war paint and tomahawk to take on Trump in 2020.

For reals:

Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren said that she would consider running for president at a town hall in Holyoke, Massachusetts, on Saturday. "After November 6, I will take a hard look at running for president," Warren said, to an extended standing ovation from her audience. This is the first time that Warren has publicly said that she is considering a presidential bid. Warren is considered a potential frontrunner in a Democratic primary race, along with former Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. Bernie Sanders. Warren is known for her progressive politics and her populist views on the economy. Warren has previously said that she was not running for president in 2020. As recently as August, Warren said she was "not running for president in 2020. I am running for the Senate in 2018. The important fight coming up right now is the midterm election."

Alright, let's cut the bullhickey. Elizabeth is running. There's no "taking a hard look" about it. It's gonna happen. Here's how it'll play out. She'll run on the same tired platform as every two-bit leftist hack before her. "Free" stuff. Fewer rights. Repeatedly claiming it's "her time," because she has lady parts. Nothing we haven't heard a million times before.

Liz can try to take on the Donald, but she's gonna have a tough time convincing us to ignore the economy. You know, the one that's riding higher than a good 'ol boy in a jacked-up Ford. MOAB-ing ISIS into submission. Extra ducats in our pockets. Yet, we're supposed to kick Trump to the curb in favor of doing the opposite of those things.

Yeah, good luck trying to sell us on that.