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Sixteen people received “Five Star” Wack Pack status on Wednesday’s Stern Show and earned their seat at the upcoming “Gathering of the Stupid.” Those lucky enough to be selected for this unconventional convention will soon assemble in the Stern Show studio and vote live on air on whether Marfan Mike should be inducted into the Wack Pack.

It wasn’t easy but Howard whittled down his list and came up with the following names to attend this special event:

Beetlejuice

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Bigfoot

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Angry Alice

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Fred the Elephant Boy

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Gary the Conqueror

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Jeff the Drunk

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Wendy the Slow Adult

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Sour Shoes

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Tan Mom

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Medicated Pete

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Mark the Bagger

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Asian Pete

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Ham Hands Bill

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Daniel Carver

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Evil David Letterman

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High Pitch Erik will also be present to argue his case against Marfan Mike, who he has known (and disliked) ever since the two attended high school together.

Many well-known Wack Packers didn’t make the cut today, including former female bodybuilder Nicole Bass. “She’s definitely a member of the Wack Pack, but I don’t know whether she should be here,” Gary Dell’Abate said Wednesday.

Ultimately, Nicole’s name was left off the list. But there was someone on the phone who disagreed with that decision: Sour Shoes as Nicole Bass. The master impressionist debuted his latest impersonation live on air, deepening his voice to tell Howard, “I invented the Wack Pack!”

Listen to Sour’s newest voice (below) and stay tuned for more info on “The Gathering of the Stupid.”