Everything included in the above reward plus I will take you and your child to The Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle to meet some real live bears.

Of course, I can't promise the bears will actually hang out or pay the slightest attention to you. Sometimes they just hide out in their caves. I get it. I'm not always in the mood for company either. But it's a pretty great zoo with or without bears. But, as with the above reward, purchaser must provide own transportation to Seattle.

Oh look, here are the bears now! http://www.zoo.org/bearcam

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