In a New York Times article about “Apollo 11,” a new documentary film, the reviewer, Glenn Kenny, calls it “awe-inspiring” and says there’s archival footage that’s “never been seen before in a film.”

Wait, what? Where has this footage been? In Scott Kelly’s garage?

Whatever. Take my money, say no more, I’m sold.

See, I have been obsessed with astronauts since forever, and my childhood trips to Washington DC were all about the National Air and Space Museum. Sure, the pandas at the zoo were exciting, but I think my brothers would agree that seeing the tin cans the astronauts managed to maneuver out of our atmosphere was never dull, and it will never get old for me.