Captain: ... and we shall name this planet - Baby Dog!

(a moment)

Captain: ... that - says "Baby Dog" on my screen. I... forgot to reset the name generator.

Lieutenant: Sir, the codex recorder was active. We can't change it now.

Captain: F*ck. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine... just another exploration blooper, right?



(a hundred years later)



Warlord 1: Our world was named Baby Dog, and Baby Dog it shall stay!

Warlord 2: And this is why you and your ilk must meet their end! The planet was clearly meant to be named "Puppy"!

Warlord 1: HERESY! You and your wretched filth shall burn!!

Warlord 2: BLASPHEMY! You cling to ancient languages and fail to see the future of our race!!