Perry Don Ingle and his alleged accomplice Candi Bailey were arrested as soon as they arrived at the Love’s Monday, hauling the stolen games in the back of a moving truck.

It’s unfortunate when arcade Bluetooth Santa has his home robbed. That being said, have you ever tried to move one of those arcade machines? It takes serious effort and planning to the haul off the hunking pile of basic gaming, yet somehow, an older man and his lady with 80’s porn-star names were able to pull off the deed.

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I think those are the bad guys from Double Dragon.

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Loftis says they got what they deserved. “I’ve never met them, but I don’t think this is their first go round either,” he said.