P1

HOBO: Why do cats lie on their backs if they're just going to attack us when we rub their bellies?

MITTENS: To lull you into a false sense of security.



P2

HOBO: How is that at all practical in the wild?

MITTENS: Have you seen what we eat? Mice, birds, chipmunks! They're all sickeningly adorable and just the kind of fools who would rub our bellies..



P3

HOBO: But humans rub your bellies, too.

MITTENS: I stand by my previous statements.



