I asked for the sun, got a flashlight to the face, and even saw stars.

Written for: self

Description: This haiku came from my own sarcastic mind. It’s almost something I would do to a friend. Almost.

Licensing info:

What does this mean? You can "copy and redistribute the material in any medium or format for any purpose, even commercially" provided proper attribution. Hooray! What else? If you "remix, transform, or build upon the material, you may not distribute the modified material." Sorry, it's just to preserve my writing.