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Being a prince isn’t what it used to be. Prince Harry even recently quit the gig.

Being a prince used to be all the rage back in the day. Because back in olden times, princes were the only dudes who bathed on the regular. So that was an easy sell at the bar. “Hey baby, you should go home with me. I have the only penis here that doesn’t smell like sweaty poop.” But now, everyone bathes, so being a prince has lost its cachet.

Price Harry married a lady who is part African American. Which is a great move because his family is very inbred. Prince Harry is single handedly sling-shoting the House of Windsor’s genes back away from the edge of the ‘retard cliff’.

British people are autistic in general though. I went to London for the first time this past year, and there British people kept on saying things like, “We’re overly polite, because we can’t tell how polite to be.” And I’d say, “Oh, in America, that’s call autism. I have an autistic friend named Josh, and he’s overly polite because he doesn’t know how polite to be, and he got diagnosed with Asperger’s.” What I’m saying is, England is filled with mostly autistic people who write off their autism as “being British”. Everyone thinks vaccines cause autism because the rise in autism has spiked recently. But the more logical explanation is that there has always been a hive of autistic genes hiding in plain sight, aka, Britain.