Prince Andrew has tested positive for Gonorrhoea, but is said to be comfortable.

The Prince has mild symptoms and is now self-isolating at Balmoral.

The Prince, who had promised to knob less than 100 women a week given the new social distancing protocol, is believed to have failed in his assurances.

‘Women should respect the NHS and stay at home,’ said Prince Andrew.

‘For the next few weeks women will only be delivered to Balmoral,’ added His Royal Highness.

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