Today is one of the most important holidays of the year guys! Christmas is kinda nice (except the awkward sweaters you get every year), and Easter is OK but come on, let’s be honest, this is the best holiday ever :)

So in the spirit of the holiday today I will introduce you guys to some cool smoking hacks I found on the web and make your first world recreation a bit easier and more fun.

So here are five cool tricks I found on the mighty internet to help

1.Paperwork

Everything is ready, you are excited about sitting down and finally have your daily greens, but then you realize that you are out of paper. Oh no!

So for the more experienced among you, this might seem trivial, but one of the most common solutions to this is just using a fruit take your favorite fruit (or vegetable) and just carve a pipe out of it, and now you can say that you are at least using healthy food in some way. Here is a video that will show you how to do that

Medical apple

2.Honey, I’m stoned

Sometimes that god damn blunt is just burning too fast or only on one side, so all you need to solve that is a bit of honey and a finger.When you’re done rolling it all you need to do is to put some honey on it (a couple of drops, don’t go crazy) and roll it in some more weed. Now you have a slow burning nice blunt that even smells and tastes a bit like honey.

For the one’s of you that want to have better instructions, there’s a video that shows how to do it.

Bee Poop

3. It sucks, but that’s good

So another common problem is spilling the beans. You are running around the apartment happy, and then you stumble in the middle of one of your joy skips and the goods are on the floor. Here I found a fantastic solution for that. All you need to have is a vacuum cleaner and a white sock.

Now put the white sock on the bottom of the vacuum cleaner and turn it on. The greens will get stuck on the sock, and you will be able to pick it up.

Your high school girlfriend

4.Pasta Joint, please

So maybe you found out you are part Italian, or you are just tired of the old concept of cardboard filter, no matter what are your reasons I found a great way to improve your joint.

Pasta. Yes, you’ve heard right, pasta.

Fusilli pasta is a great filter, it improves the airflow, gives better form to your joint and you don’t have to struggle with those annoying roaches. As silly as it sounds it works great! For more information, click here

food for thought

5.Ping bong

So you are enjoying your fresh air coming out of your favorite bong, but then you inhale a bit too much, and now instead of mountain smoke you get water in your lungs. The best way to cope with that is to just throw a ping pong ball into the water; then if there is no air the ball will get sucked into the hole and block the water.

Grassy balls

That is it for today, I hope I helped you with these hacks, have a great holiday, leave comments, tell me how it went. I’ll see you next week on our quest to aid the first world :)