Joey Tribbiani’s LinkedIn Account

If you’re like me, you’ve seen every “Friends” episode that’s ever existed. And if you’ve seen every “Friends” episode that’s ever existed, you’ve probably wondered how Joey can afford a single slice of pizza, much less a stake in one of the biggest apartments in Manhattan. His employment record is spotty at best, so we’ve decided to create a LinkedIn account for him in hopes that his next gig is his second big break.