Things have been slow on the Russia leaks lately. So the liberal media, like Newsweek have decided to attack the Trump women (Melania, Ivanka, Lara, etc). Newsweek says it’s horrible that the Trump women have the nerve to wear high heels! How dare they! Newsweek goes on to call the Trump women rare political mountain goats. NewsWEAK or other liberal media propaganda outfits never had a bad word to say when Michael Obama, err excuse me, Michelle Obama wore high heels.

Six months in, and the Trump women are well on their way to normalizing the footwear of the beauty pageant. The Cinderella shoe fitted on the feet of all the Miss Teen USA’s and Miss Universes who ever beamed under the Trumpian gaze in contests of yore also is the shoe that average women can bear for only a few hours at weddings or proms, before casting them off, moaning and rubbing their soles.

So sure are they of their footing that the Trump women, rare political mountain goats, never even look down for obstacles that might break up their gait or send them sprawling. Toes pointed like ballerinas in them, they stroll from the tarmac to the Wailing Wall, cross the spongy White House lawn to Marine One, click around the halls of Congress and ascend rickety risers at “MAGA” rallies in Youngstown.