As asked in the description, I listed my likes and dislikes. These were my likes: Likes: dry humor, black comedy, poop/fart jokes, elaborate/funny/witty stories, people getting physically hurt, drawing!, Archer FX, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, trumpet, piano, marching band, U of L Cards, DNA, Zelda, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, anime (Death Note, Black Lagoon, Oh! Edo Rocket-you get it.), Disney, The Thing (Kurt Russel, '82), Scott Pilgrim, the He-Man "Hey" song (if you haven't watched it, watch it), Family Guy, Futurama, all rage faces and comics, memes, poems (I suppose I'd like haiku's?), Cryptoquip (and word puzzles in general), studying all sorts of religions and holidays, the color red, traveling (I've been to every state in the East except NY, but I haven't been to any states that are West or North of Missouri). If you like drawing, draw me something hilarious. If like writing, write me something hilarious. If you can't do either, still try and I will still find it funny. =P

And good god did my SS deliver. I'm so, so happy with this card. The story is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life. This card is pure brilliance. I laughed so much it hurt, and I wish I could stop! I'm so glad the redditor for my SS was it!