Excuse Me Miss You can't Park there.

" I broke Down and Crashed Here".

OK I'll have to add Failure to Maintain

Proper Control of Your Vehicle.

Occupying a Space without a Rental Agreement.

That makes you a Squatter. The Vehicle doesn't Operate

so I will have to Charge you with Disposing of Metal in a

Protected Wilderness. Are You a Biologist?

No then You are not Licensed to be be in a Protected

Wildlife Refuge. Only Scientists and Researchers With Degrees

and Passes and Government Permission are Allowed.

"Anything Else" She asked.

Just give Me a Moment, I'm on a Roll.

Looks like you could Get Life for this.

Let Me see your Dash Board I want to Check it for

Restricted Types of Wood.