The midnight release of Marvel vs. Capcom 3 was also the midnight after Valentine's Day evening, a time when most normal and well adjusted people were gettin' it on with loved ones, or at least those they'd hired for the night. Others are standing in line waiting for a video game.


Our dreadlocked friend "Woolie" wants you to know that, hey, he could have totally had two hot bisexual chicks, but ohnoes realized that if he didn't get down to the store by midnight they would totally be out of Marvel vs. Capcom 3, even if he was delayed by the five minutes it would take to enjoy this encounter to completion (refractory period included).

As Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is a once-in-a-lifetime release, and the opportunity for sex with two hot chicks is bound to come up again, his choice was clear. That, or he's totally making up some crap to justify being in a games store when most real people are really having real sex.