Who the f is the heir of Slytherin? Remember all that time you’ve been asking yourself this question?? Well, ponder no more because we meet him or her in this episode!! We also discuss what a fat snake would look like. The race to win the Quizzich Cup sure is heating up. The trio is sharpening their brain knives to shiv each other.

And hey! One more thing: We have launched our first ever Kickstarter! We love making the show, but we could use a little help – not to mention, there are super brilliant prizes including: Bijaya-knit scarves, gorgeous season art in various forms (mugs! shirts! bookmarks!), and access to exclusive content and live-streaming. So check it out!

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