Half a dozen bulldozers and front-end loaders got into a battle royale on a Chinese street on April 17th, using their buckets and blades as weapons to push and claw at one another. If reading that sentence made you think, "This is gonna be the best video I watch all day," you are correct. It's like watching a herd of bull Triceratops fighting over a female during mating season.

The clash, which occurred in China's Hebei province near Beijing, was reportedly a fight between two rival construction firms, according to The Daily Mail. It's not clear if anyone was injured in the melee; one of the construction machines was flipped onto its side during the battle, but the driver can clearly be seen scrambling out and clamoring onto another friendly front-end loader.

Not surprisingly, the Hebei Province Public Security Bureau is reportedly investigating the incident.