"Stop standing around, people, we've got a fashion shoot to do! Steve, I need you to move the herd of zebras to the left, they're blocking the Christmas trees. Trapeze artists, dangle a little lower, I can't get you in frame. Whoa, that's enough makeup on the ballerinas, Marcie, we're going for the natural look here. OK, people — let's make a statement! (Hm, I think I'll give this shot an F-17 with 800 ISO and 99 44/100 percent hydro-jammaframmitz.)"

Found on Teh Intartubes. That's an Echidna, for those who don't know.