'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the parking lotNot a player was fist pumping, not even MethotThe bobble heads were placed by the Sens Store with careIn hopes that Boxing Day shoppers would soon be thereCondra slept happy all snug in his bedThe thought of his 2 game goal streak alive in his headCoach Cameron sat idly thinking of D pairs to matchWould Wiercioch play 15 minutes or be a healthy scratch?Over the Gatineau hills came a loud clatterCyril Leeder jumped out of bed to see what was the matterA noise so loud that anyone could hearCame from Robin Lehner fighting ReindeerSt. Nick looked at Robin and shook his fistTelling Lehner that he was on the naughty listI give you a controversy for Christmas this yearand began to list the past for all too hear“Now Rhodes! now, Hurme! now, Lalime and Tugnutt!On, Emery! On, Gerber! on Prusek and Elliott!To the top of the stats! to the top of the trade!Now dash away! Dash away! Watch your careers fade!When Christmas bells were heard, Lazar and Ceci let out a screamThey must, they must inform the whole teamSo on to Twitter the two went aboutGiving @b_ryan9 a quick shout outAt long last, the entire team knewEven Phillips, who was making a brewAs Ceci waited for the moment to arriveSanta was speeding down Palladium DriveWhen they heard him arrive with a HO! HO! HO!They saw an elf checking the list who looked like PageauAs the two pretended to sleep in a very quick hurryComing down the chimney was jolly Bryan MurrayIn a Senators polo, the General Manager was dressedVery fatigued after yet another trade requestA bundle of jerseys were flung on his backAll red Senturion, not heritage blackHe went straight to work giving Michalek a new kneeTo excite the fans, a day's contract for AlfieFor Kyle Turris, Murray brought a new chainAnd old Wade Redden got a bag of coc................oa.Murray rose and up the chimney he wentUnder $50 Million, the man only spentBut Lazar heard Bryan exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"