Well you can do a lot with one million dollars or if you are Bill Gates you can simply wipe your ass and flush it back to the nature. It is a 22-karat gold roll of paper that’s priced at about $1.3 million.

Each roll of golden TP comes with a bottle of champagne. But if it’s going to cost over a mil, I’d rather it come with a lifetime’s supply of champagne and caviar, because the price is downright atrocious.

These are being sold by the Toilet Paper Man in Australia. The only question that remains: whose ass is worth that much cash?

Check It Out: $1,300,000

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