Disney: We are going to be adapting the Snow Queen! :^) We will be taking away all the POC in it because POC living in Europe is so silly :^) and make them all white! :^) We going to change the platonic love between Kai and the litte robber girl and turn it into a focused and boring relationship between Kristoff and Anna! :^) The villain is going to be named after the man who made this story! :^) Let’s add a talking snowman and reindeer that acts more like a dog than a reindeer for the kiddies! :^) Won’t this be a pretty cool movie, guys? :^)

Hans Christian Andersen: