…stopped the drilling moritorium instead! Good job, you assrockets! Way to go!

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A federal judge struck down the Obama administration’s six-month ban on deepwater oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico on Tuesday, saying the government rashly concluded that because one rig failed, the others are in immediate danger, too.

U.S. District Judge Martin Feldman in New Orleans then looked at his stock in Drilling Companies and went to lunch. Jeebus! New Orleans judges, does it get any better?