If you’re going to eat this, make sure you use an napkin. Even Siths have manners.

That’s no moon, it’s a boiled egg!! Even a Dark Lord needs to eat lunch and egg salad is the obvious choice, in fact I’m positive it’s the official sandwich of the Galactic Empire. This Star Wars egg salad is particularly evil because it gets it’s kick from a hefty dose of hot sauce. A pain so delicious it hurts. I like to use King’s Hawaiian bread because the sweetness cuts the heat of the hot sauce and it adds a nice toasty crunch to the soft egg salad.

The Dark Side…of Egg Salad

Ingredients:

9 boiled eggs

3 Tablespoons mayonnaise

2 teaspoons yellow mustard

2 Tablespoons pickle relish

1/4 cup diced celery

1 Tablespoon hot sauce

salt

pepper

King’s Hawaiian sweet bread (or any soft bread)

Instructions:

Shell and rinse the boiled eggs, then rough chop them and place into a medium bowl along with the mayo, mustard, relish and celery. Toss to combine.

Fold in the hot sauce being careful to not break up the eggs. Season with salt and pepper to taste.

Use a Star Wars cookie cutter to cut Vader heads out of the soft bread, then toast. Once toasted, the image with become clearer.

Spread the egg salad on one of the toasted Vader heads, then place another one on top to make the sandwich. Serve immediately to hungry Imperial Troops.