Let me ask you two simple questions?

1. Are you a Klingon?

2. Are you aware that Jesus is the Klingon Messiah?

You may be thinking to yourself , "Me worship Jesus? But I'm a Klingon!"

Not only should Klingons worship Jesus but Jesus is the messiah the Klingons have been waiting for all along.

Do you like torture?

Well Jesus was tortured for days and days on the cross and we at Klingons for Jesus encourage you to look at pictures of it.

Do you like war and conquest?

Jesus' followers conquered most of the known world, enslaving and colonizing it country by country and forcing its inhabitants to worship Jesus and we here at Klingons for Jesus are carrying on his mission.

Do you like killing people?

Jesus' followers have massacred hundreds of millions of people throughout history! Christians are the biggest killers in the universe. As a Christian you'll be able to go on crusades and murder millions for no other reason than that their religion or their version of Christianity is different than yours. Now doesn't that sound like fun?

Do you like killing Gods?

We know Klingons killed their Gods and we Christians also killed our God and we feel really bad about it. As a Christian you'll be encouraged to rexperience killing God frequently as well as fantasize about drinking his blood and eating his flesh.

Do you like forcing people to obey you?

As Christians we believe that it is our mission to force the entire universe to worship as we do and it is our duty to force, bribe or trick them into doing so! And so we have launched a mission to convert the entire universe to Christianity. It's a big job but we have a lot of pamphlets and s ooner or later you will join us too.