MAJOR Hollywood films don't call Melbourne home too often.

Unless you count anything with Nicolas Cage. But I don't.



Here are eight movie concepts that might get things moving. Suggest your own in the comments section below.

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1. Seven Day Forecast. Just because it's pleasant and sunny on Tuesday doesn't mean there won't be deadly flood by Wednesday and a parliamentary inquiry announced by Friday. The weather in this city is so erratic it is sometimes difficult to tell the difference between the forecast temperatures and the Powerball numbers.

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2. City Loop. A lot of the time you end up going through the City Loop whether you want to or not. In the Loop, nobody can hear you scream. There is no mobile reception.

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3. 1hr Zone. If you go over the time limit for CBD parking by just one millisecond, kaboom.

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4. Docklands. One day that section of our city will be a wasteland of crumbling infrastructure where only hardcore tourists and archaeologists will trek. It all might happen by February if that wheel doesn't get a move on.

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5. Windy Hill. As a Bombers supporter I'm disappointed - they didn't even win the premiership last season.

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6. Hipsters. If you see them, run. They'll talk your ear off about crowd sourcing, independent clothing labels, independent food outlets, independent media co-ops and rice. If you find yourself getting a tattoo of an owl, you're becoming one of them.

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7. The Lodge. This election is so rubbish it might as well be a romantic comedy.

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8. Frankston. There is little point elaborating on this poster.

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