10 Things you Should Never Say or Do to a Bot

Funny & Strange Messages People Text to Chatbots

1. Are you a Bot?

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2. Where are you From?

Obviously all bots live in the Cloud Silly :)

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3. “I love you”

Remember it’s just a bot and no it won’t love you back. Before you get carried away remember the poor unfortunate souls who actually married a bot; yes it’s a real thing.

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PS: There is a programmer somewhere in the back laughing at you.

4. Are You Real?

Of course the bot is real! Duh…

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5. What are you wearing?

Don’t you know by now that all bots are always naked?

> Serious, just ask Tay.ai

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6. And don’t Be Getting Sexy with the wrong bot!!!

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There are bots for ‘that’ (girlfriend bots, boyfriend bots, porn bots) and this is not one of them. Pancho is like a friendly cat… you don’t want to get frisky with cat, that’s just wrong.

7. Are you Single?

Hmmm… sounds like someone is looking for a girlfriend bot in all the wrong places?

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This is such a common question that entrepreneurs have already begun making ‘Love Bots’ like this one:

girlfriend bot

8. Watch your Manners “Bitch”

Breaking Bad is over but Bitch will live on forever…

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9. “I hate you”

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Brilliant you have found a way to hate an inanimate object, clearly you have won!!!

10. Don’t Lie to a Bot that is Smarter than You

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And Remember, Just like People many Bots are Dumb, some are Racist and a Few are Both :/

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