"Cats are terrible, they’re horrible animals. Any animal that’s self-deficient, that don’t need a human being, is awful. Like you literally pour food in a bowl, and they just do whatever they want to do and you teach them how to do litter and they just kind of do what they want to do. You can’t just be like, come here and they just come to you. Like, they come to you when they want to come to you.

"My wife had a 32-pound cat. And it literally did whatever it wanted to do, bro, like, never been outside, and I’m just like, ‘What kind of life is that to live?’ Like think about that. Like, ‘Hey, we’re going to take you and we’re going to put you in a house, and you’re going to live 17 years in a house. And not leave.’

"You don’t think after like year 7 or 8 he’s like, ‘I’m tired of this s— man. I’m just going to be a cat. I don’t like you, you don’t like me, we just going to co-exist.'

"In about four years when your cat doesn’t like you, and you feel like he’s trying to kill you, because he tried to kill you, then we’ll revisit this conversation."