So, this just happened about 5 minutes ago. My roommate is an attractive female who goes on lots of dates. As such, she has a lot of orbiters, tag alongs, and a lot of guys that are “there for her”. All of whom sit comfortably in her friendzone.

Then one of her poor soul friends who is clearly madly in love with her and lives a half way across the country just sent her this:

This had to have cost over $100. Her reaction was, “Wow these are so beautiful! Great…How do I handle this situation now?”

These kinds of things are great when you’re in a deep relationship for six months. But please do not send this to the girl who friendzoned you or someone you’re trying to go out with. It’s just…bad. Save your money.