Residents of Central are rejoicing after learning the city’s final America-hating, abortion-loving, communist-crusading registered Democrat moved far, far away, thus ushering in an era of 100% GOP denizenship.

“This is the long-awaited realization of a dream our city’s founding fathers envisioned decade ago.”

City leaders proudly announced this week that Central finally achieved political purity when the last “Obama-snuggling one-worlder finally got his socialist ass out of town,” leaving only registered Republicans to constitute the municipality’s entire voting-age population.

“This is the day we’ve all been striving for for years,” Central Mayor Junior Shelton said. “We finally eradicated all those multiculture-endorsing, pinko Democrats from our beloved Central. This is the long-awaited realization of a dream our city’s founding fathers envisioned decade ago.”

Without any liberal, socialist Democrats left to contaminate the populace, Watts believes Central can now become a truly great city and serve as a model for other right-wing suburbs around the country to follow.

“Now that we no longer have any homosexual-embracing, anti-religious Democrats defiling our ranks, Central will undoubtedly become the greatest city the world has ever seen,” Watts stated. “God has ordained us to reign supreme. Nothing can stop us for the next thousand years or so.”