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"Ah, Twilight's latest friendship report has arrived. Let's see…'Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that sometimes even the best of friends can still become something more. Sometimes it can be scary to tell a friend how you feel about them deep down, but if you keep your feelings bottled up inside, it only hurts more in the end. Plus, you'll never know if they feel the same way about you. And if you're lucky, a good friend can become somepony with whom you can hungrily devour each other's marehoods. Your loyal student, Twilight Sparkle.'"…WHAAAAAT?!"