My gifter nailed it with my snacks! I asked for something uniquely original or regional... she lives in the Pacific Northwest... one thing led to another and she sent me some of the most delicious smoked sockeye salmon (I could've eaten 50 lbs of it), a sasquatch foot (basically chocolate, caramel, and almonds), and some amazing market-spice tea. There were very few ways this could have been any better.

Thank you so much /u/barbiegrl!