

It’s only been about two weeks since thug rapper and human firing-range target 50 Cent took over his Twitter account, but he’s already unleashed a torrent of Real Talk®, talk so real that his Tweets read like the stream of conscious spouting from a mildly retarded 13-year-old boy suffering from Tourette’s.

It’s only been about two weeks since thug rapper and human firing-range target 50 Cent took over his Twitter account, but he’s already unleashed a torrent of Real Talk®, talk so real that his Tweets read like the stream of conscious spouting from a mildly retarded 13-year-old boy suffering from Tourette’s. Here are 20 of Fiddy’s best Tweets:

1. Check out my new background. This is for ladies only I don’t want you cock sucking niggas looking at this lol

2. Ok I’m gonna be fare check it out nigga this is what you should look like

3. If your a girl that would ask your man to wait with u till your period go’s away. Your going to lose that man. My advice suck a dick. Lol

4. Man old people shouldn’t be able to drive man. This old man cut me off and shit I know he didn’t mean it but damn

5. After the movie I went to see my bitch shana cause she gives me free food. She work at the drive thru over at mc donalds and shit

6. Yo todays been a good day so far but the roof of my mouth is sore cause I eat something that was too hot

7. Obamas ratings are down cause he didn’t include pimpin and hoein in stimulus package. Good hoes would boost male moral and fix the recession

8. Look man when I was young I took medication cause they said I was over active that shit slowed my body down but my brain kept racing

9. If you a stripper and you have a low self esteem Its probably because your fat and ugly. I suggest you kill yourself

10. My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it

11. Kobe bryant got a white bitch. lamar got a whiteBitch. Tigger had like 50 white bitches What the fuck are they mad at me for

12. Man when I figure out how to use the spell Check on this motherfucker you niggas in trouble

13. Man shut the fuck up man Motherfucker talkin about I’m board You on this motherfucker toThis shit a drug I gotta go to rehab

14. I’m hungry agin but I can’t eat its to late at night

15. Don’t send me no fuckin wack beats man Dats why my last cd didn’t do right lol I should kill every producer on da last cd

16. If your a rapper and you sold 5,000 cdsYa fat and turn 44 years old you might want Get prostate checked and your colon cleanseMy advice

17. Oh shit this bitch almost hit my carTwitter almost killed meYou can’t tweet and drive at the same timeIll fuck wit yall later

18. I can’t belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich fuck this I’m going home I don’t need this shit

19. Everybody Make sure you check me out on “The View” Tomorrow!!! http://ning.it/9IKq3e

20. They set me up man They wasn’t suppose to show me how To use this shit I’m activated no one safe