Burger King has announced plans to launch a gammon flavoured milkshake aimed at the fascist market as soon as possible.

Fascists seem to be becoming increasingly enamoured with milkshakes, some going so far as to have people throw them right in their faces to get an instant hit of their favourite cold beverage.

That is why Burger King will launch a pink gammon flavoured milkshake right into their mouth holes.

‘We’re getting the recipe down right now. It needs to have the perfect combination of salty and sweet. We’re also experimenting with adding bits of glass,’ said a spokesperson for Burger King.

The gammon flavoured milkshake is hoped to be released within the next few days and Burger King are looking for celebrity endorsements from the likes of Tommy Robinson, Nigel Farage and Katie Hopkins.