Anonymous asked: For those of us who aren't familiar with the subtleties of beer pong, could you explain the rules in full? I realise there are a lot of house variations, but what are the basic tenets?

Oh dear lord, explain beer pong, that’s a huge question. Here’s a VERY general summary:

Two teams of two. Two ping pong balls. Teams take turns throwing both balls into the other team’s cups. If a ball lands in a cup, that cup is removed, and its contents consumed. If both balls land in cups, the throwing team gets to throw again. Whichever team removes all of the other team’s cups first, wins.

There are SO many other random rules, but those are the main ones you need to play successfully.