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,WATJSHKUItir EVENING 1 DEM'OCKAIY "i'KlUAV. J ANUAUY 1008.

THROUGH WITH RUM.

Tim to Quit Wharf Stuff 8tsal Away

( Man' Sense. ' ' .

"I'm through with, the drink thing

forever," remarked the smooth faced

man with tin little nub of a cigar lu

that same toue that the hero uses down

Rt the Cleveland theater whtMj he soys,

Tes, I'm goltt' nway from byah for

tTfthl" the smooth faced man was

Just that positive ubout It.

"Sop," ho said an ho brushed the

fx.bes off liis coat lapel, "the rum propo

sition lends only to mortification and

rain. When, man gets so he pushes

tli button u?J doesn't know it, when

It cofiea to t situation like that, lt'a

Tl0,-

"Waltl" broke lu the little chap with

tb flat top soft hat. "Just puUae and

eUp bock up fbe track about a car

length: When you tell anything kindly

begin at tho table of contents, thou go

to chapter 1, and so ou, will yuh?

Yon valk like a busted down phono

Krawb.'' "As I was about to say," went on

th man with the nub of a cigur, just

as If no ono had stopped him, "when

we got through settling the street rail-

way question and a few otter mat

ters of moment that bad to be disposed

of before the bnnch broke away last

night It was lacking just a few tuin

ntes of being 2:30 o'clock. When I

got home I says to myself, 'Why wake

ttp little wifey when she needs the

Bleep?'

. "Acting on that suggestion, U took

oft my shoes just before I started to

climb up the steps to our front porch,

wondering to myself all the time how

much of a discount I'd be able to de

duct from the time I came home when

I spoke of dt at the breakfast table

next morning. ,

"I walked up to the door just as

quietly as a cat and then rang the

doorbell! Yep, -1 just pressed tho

dinky little electric button, and then

I came In. I had my key in my pock

et all the time! .It wasn't more 'n a

mtuute till my wife opened the door

mid saw me standing (here, shoes in

hand.

"Without going Into any more de

tails, is It any wonder I'm sore on the

stuff that steals away men's senses?"

Cleveland Plain Dealer.

KITCHEN. HELPS.

By cuttiuV onions, turuips aud car

rots across the liber it makes them

more tender when cooked.

Salt (should nerer be udded to any

dishes containing milk until It has

cooked. Salt curdles raw milk..

After boiling beet roots they should

be thrown Immediately on leaving the

pan into a bowl of cold water. This

facilitates the removal of the skin of

the beet root. . , 6 '

A dainty for serving with afternoon

tea Is made from whole wheat bread,

llutter the loaf, cut off the slices, then

cut Into strips about an inch wide.

Cover each piece with melted choco

late and sprinkle with finely chopped

nuts. Tut aside for an hour or so to

harden.

ENGLISH ETCHINGS.

I

A London barber advertises for 'ZOO

won to be shaved in a music hall ex

hibition and says "cabmen preferred."

A new timepiece Is shown In the

shops in London so small that It can

bo worn on a finger ring over a lady's

glove. It Is very fashionable aud costs

$100.

A hotel has been started by Mrs.

Itramwell Booth of the Salvation Ar

my at Leeds for workiugwouieu only.

The establisment Is entirely staffed by

women.

There Is a famine of copper coins in

Euginnn owing to their utilization in

automatic machines and gas meters.

It Is estimated that 10.uon.OW colus

have-thus been withdrawn from clan

bit Ion.

L!me to Protect Oyster.

One cf the creates;, foes Ju the oyster

lirdusitxy Is the KC'.rnsii. wlileh frc

V'en'.iy covers large urea cf the sea

'ottom to a depth of cU'iiceti l. twen

tv lch?s, KOit'e'.hfic-si bar.Vet:ns ea-.lro

i'cas of oyt:s. The star are very

Kard to dw.ro.v, says Popular Median-1

les, bet It bsa been dlsccvtretl that

tbelr tdy advance can be cheeked I

-lib lime. Toe lime is placed In paper

br.. ard dropped eiocf the boundary

f the oyr oed. A paper beg causes

It to d.-raa Ih.oush the w:er. an.l !

b.l itn-.o i.nrri,r t!,ns forefl !

n-t a siarfisli will pert. A better J

!hmm for getiio? tlit lli? to the bot-

lout is btitig dt-vised. ;

Life Saving Clothe.

A Krw?3i.in Inventor has patenfeJ

a atilt of clothe w!ik-:i will protect Its

wearer against drowning. The clothe

ra lined with a naMtnarhray mate-

nai eujuc oi prtiaijjr rri.'.re-.i leg-?-

t&ble C'ter which v. Ilbos.t being ! i

heavy will cS'erlua.ly bold np tbe !

reljtic of a nisu in the water. Twelve j

ounces of the new ni.v.erl.-.l will, it l '

cUimed, sare a person from siuklug. '

fna Invention has been ltMl with fa- :

orabla results at Christian. Sua-,

ccMful trial wvre also nudo with

rcga made of the eaaxe material capa- j

l! of iiipportiEjt two cro In the j

water.

I

Three Raisers.

It way be lntereeUng to recall tb j

Bsmes given In Germany to the pre- j

n ll.a l

ent fcniser and bis two predecessors, j

Tua nm sias wr grete saiser. ino

second "dr welse kater and the

present "der reise kaiser." It ia per

haps hardly necessary to sajhat this

Rtrans "the gray emperor, the b

eirperor and the traveling emperor."

hut. at any rate, the aames ere a hap

iy Inspiratloa. London tikl.

Having Fo With Eej'e.

AO kinds of fua Is being poked at

tbe eagle oa the mv tea dollar (old

piece. It la declared that tbe bird

wears pajamas. Fome peT rati then

nteta. Ornithoiocically speaking,

the abttsed bird, however. I pr-Wy

early pvrfect. Tho aNH eeale ia l!f j

hsa tha paataietted apresraiare. Th

Hrd raa't help It. aed y obml t5

artist ?ra aatnra fakir t - ChJcaga

Tom.

FRESH INSPIRATION.

Napoioon and Hi Attitude Toward

the Common 8oidier,

Napoleon understood human nature,

lie recognized tho great truth, "As a

man thlnketh.in his heart so Is he,"

mid knew how to apply Jt not only to

himself and bis own ambitious proj

ects, but to other men as well. More

over, be knew precisely the right mo

ment to apply It to quicken the spark

it divine energy which smolders in

every man, although the ashes of fa

tigue and failure may cover Its light

temporarily. '

- A French soldier carried a dispatch

to Napoleon. Just as he delivered It

Into the hands of the emperor his

spent horso dropped dead. Napoleon

wrote an answer to the dispatch, then,

dismounting from his own horse, he

banded the bridle to the soldier.

"Take this horso and ride back, com

rade' he said. . ' 'N

"Nay," sire," stammered ta soldier,

gazing nt the blooded horffe and its

trappings. "It Is too magulficent' and

grand for me, a common soldier."

Take it!" commanded Napoleon.

There Is nothing too grand and mag

nificent for a soldier of France."

The soldier mounted and rode away

on bis perilous business, ready and

willing, and Napoleon's words, repeat

ed through tho ranks and columns of

his army, gave to his tired troops

fresh inspiration end energy. "Noth

ing too grand and magnificent for a

soldier of France!" they said, and the

thought that they were worthy of tho

best Inspired them to the mighty deeds

which followed.

WIFELY ORDERS.

J

Two Mn Obeyed Them, but the Third

Man Balked. .

"Three men sat rather late at the

club oiie night," said the man who Is

responsible for the story. "As they

were separating they discussed a little

nervously the receptions that awaited

them at their wives' bands and agreed

that he who didn't do what his wife

told him ou getting home should have

to trout the others to a turkey dinner.

The first man after reaching his house

stumbled about the dnrk bedroom till

he kicked the cat. The cat squalled,

and the man's wife, raising her head

from the pillow, moaned, 'Well, go on;

kill the poor cat and have done with

It.' The niun frowned and muttered to

himself, 'It is a case of kill the cat or

pay for the dinner.' So he killed the

cat.

"The second man on his arrival could

not find any matches. As be looked

for some In the drawing room be

bumped against the piano, and his

wife complained, 'Why don't you

break the piano, careless?' Determined

not to lose his bet, the man got a

hatchet, and the souud of crashing

blows soon filled the house.

"The third man, gutting home, stum

bled on the way upstairs. His wife

screamed angrily, 'Go on, fall down

stairs and break your neck, do!' 'Not

me,' said the third man after a mo

ment's thought. 'I'll pay for the turkey

dinner "Chicago News.

A Merchant's Memory.

Among the characteristics which

made for the success of Mr. A. T.

Stewart, the great New York mer

chant, says Richard Lathers In his

"Ilcinlnlseenees," was an extraordina

ry memory for the details of his vast

business.

One day as Mr. and Mrs. Lathers

were leaving the store Mr. Stewart ac

costed them at the door.

"I hope, Mrs. Lathers, you have

found what you want," he said.

'No, Mr. Stewart," she replied. "I

want a very plain brussels carpet for

a small library, a light color with a

small blue figure. Ton have a great

variety, but nothing Just like that."

"I am quite sure we have that exact

description he said, and, turning to

a clerk, added: "Go to the third lloor

and get out from

b the Inst iuroice of !

cant No- 220t. I think the style

ud pattern will just salt Mrs. Lath

ers."

To the amazement of the shopper

It proved to be the very thing she was

looking for.

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. . laH'a Eider Ouekt.

a ,e!ou'1 ott vrtaiu islands, near

Rclklavlk. the e.der duck I. raised In

systematic manner. It I really more

of m11 7e than a duck, being to

independent of fish aud animal food aa

to be able to support itself by grazing

on seaweed at the bottom of the sea at

m avinaMArMilA rionth It l nlAFwtlrl

diver, being aa much at home under

the water na on the surface. The great

value of the eider duck down ia well I

iconn. and. owing to the bird' tend-1

ency lo pull out aucU large quantities j

for ilulcg It neat that it leave Its

,0W(r Ufa wnca

setting, there I no Uifficnlry In get-

.... . .,.. r.,i..M

without destroying ths birds. Ia Ice- I ,a- 'm ,hes ar " ,rM.J-r ste'.la-K. you k!d the young par

taad It U strictly guarded against la- t.,h? " P J" f"'f' o0 In the dark ball, thinking It was

v.f. t euiii v. in. a .Mill. ,

trusion. The Inbabltanta consider it a J of cvrrh whw " ta t "W

crime worn thaneallng deer ta Scot-1"3 h'" crowJ ' Bt ,h dowr

land for any person to shoot aa ekier ; De,n Swln-

dnck.

!

Tka A r ml KmA I

t ...vi . f n. rintrM ha 1

great part that is p!ayej ia l.fe by eat-

tug and drinking. The appetite Is so ,

lr3S. rtand. IDd M-

" "

dinn,f th.akfuii, wnitfc M

bread asd water jost aa there are

roea wh most read something. If St

tier only "Rradshaw's Cuble." Bat

there is roaiaace a boot tbe matter aft

er alL ' Probably- tbe tkl has more

devotees thaa lore, and 1 ana sar that

food H much more teoerany entertain

ing thaa aceaerr. Do yoa give in. as

Wait Whltinaa sroald say. that yoa

are any the trs La-oortil f r that?

Tte true Biatertillsai to to he asbaased

of what we are. To detert the savor

of aa olive Is a less a piece ef ham a a

perfectioa than to Cad heaotr In the

colors of the aaaset. Robert ItmV

t

Fiteveasoa.

CKtao t Cess.

m. maa sfca9d thwk twite hefnr

fcp-k.

-And a sa three tha-9 hefara

she rfat-v" ni7er"s WeeAly

A JAPANESE TOILET.

The Demure Brown Maiden In Her

Holiday Attire.

Tho Japanese college girl entertained

the fudge party with oriental remi

niscences. "On every holiday," she said, "tha

Japanese maiden must rise and have

her toilet finished before the sun looks

over Fujiyama, our sacred mountain.

"And what a toilet! The Ictng, coarse

black tresses are washed, con.' ed and

greased till the head shines 1 tike ' a

knob of polished black marble. The

cheeks are rouged a fine pink. The

throat, neck and bosom are powdered,

but at the nape of the neck there are

left three lines of the original brown

skin, In accordance with the rules of

Japanese cosmetic art.

. "With charcoal she rounds and

lengthens her eyebrows. She reddens

her Hps with cherry post, addiug a

gilt diamond to the center of the pout

ing lower Up. She puts on eight fresh

garments, aud she ties her obi, or great

sash, In a symbolical knot. Her socks

she doesn't wear stockings are very i

white and pure, aud her clogs are

lacquered till they shine like a silk bat. !

... ' " . . , J 7 ' . .

fills her silk tobacco pouch, thrusts bcr

pipe In her girdle, puts six papev hand-

kerchiefs up her wide sleeve and sal

lies forth, turning her toes In and wav

iug her fan with a demure grace."

Los Angeles Times.

A ROYAL DENTIST.

The Story of a Tooth Pulling by Peter

the Great.

Peter the Great particularly delight

ed In drawing teeth, and he strictly

enjoined his servants to send for him

when anything of that sort was to be

done. One day his favorite valet de

chambre seemed very melancholy. Tho

czar asked bim what was the matter.

"Oh, your majesty," said the man,

"my wife is suffering the greatest ag

ony from toothache, and she obstinate

ly refuses to have the tooth taken out."

"If that is all." said Peter. "re will

soon cure it. Take me to her at once."

Whftn they arrived tho woman de

clared that she was not suffering at

all; there was nothing the matter with

her;

"That is the way she talks, your

majesty," said the valet. "She Is suf

fering tortures."

"Hold her head and bauds," said the

czar. "I will have it out in a minute."

And he Instantly pulled out the indi

cated tooth with great dexterity, amid

profuse thanks from the husband.

What was Feter's Indignation to dis

cover a little later that bis valet had

used him as an executioner to punish

his wife, who had' never had nn un

sound tooth In her head. Argonaut.

Bridge Whiet.

At least 60 per cent of the game of.

bridge lies in the make. A poor player

loses tricks and often the game and

rubber by his play, but so many hands

occur In which' there Is really , no play

that such losses are comparatively un

important compared with the havoc

wrought by an Injudicious maker, for

constantly bis decision Is Invoked when

tho safety of the game or Its success

lies In his judgment of the value of

his hand. To choose between hearts

or diamonds and no trumps, to select

cluba rather than spades, to know

when a five card suit Is safe and

white one of four cards should be

chosen, above all to keep an unrelux-

Ing attention upon the state of the

score, with Its shifting demands all

these are the sterling qualities of a

good maker. Once seuslbJe that you

are lacking In any such respect you

will find your game appreciably .

strengthened by attention and study j

"Good Bridge."

i The Victorian English.

The England which spoke the lan

guage which was already dying in the

elghteen-sixtles was Itcfore all things

a world of the country. Tea sights and

,, of naluni nar-i tar creater

1)art , 1R of ,he f

people thRB they do today. Thla Is re

fleeted, for Instance, In the way lu

which birds and anlmnl were vpoken

of and the names given them. I have !

myself once or twice heard old people

in the country speak of the hen an j

"Dame Tartlet One Is familiar with !

the phrase from books, of course it is

Chaucer' 'Tertolette' but ouce or

twice a a child I actually heard it I ;

aupposo It would be Impossible to hear ;

It anywhere now. London Outlook. !

Fluency of Speech.

lw con,u,n of "reecn in ;

men " mdcl "

"K" f waiter an.l a scarcity ,

fr wer,JS- 'or whoever I a master of .

wnf anJ ,,a;u uind ,Jp i

111 1,a a lk aui 1 . K tela Mat.-

" , L , , " 1

it Is"" ,uc """ ""

'.-"

Ideas and oue et of words to clothe !

Exemplifies!

UOTirAi:uill-, neat nwi

Aonie-It meaus to say one

in a a u. ii i

n, "n ,:,"B "I'l"'.

D ."lBf r'

Wouldn't this im irony: -Auntie . I

sloat wsnt a nice big pier of raker

ala. .. A hL l.ia lf mLsF

Odd Chanf.

I "Grabbit has givea ap hank rlerLloc

to take a ptvitma aa a enorturtor oa

tbe electric rary j

-Bot that aS odd chaiige.-

-Odd rbawte? Fare! 'Miafs what In- f

dared hiia."-Bobenilsa. !

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lt every lrd sin( Its owa e

laaiKh rroverh. ;

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Hi View.

"What are roar views a rorrearyT" ,

asked the boy cittaea.

-Mnetiy sal asd lmtaisrit so !

: swraevd the ansa a h had heea t Ce

t

Aveid mJt-pUfWr of hae. The j

sasa of nteg Is assa cf I

res.-Edwards

INSULTS TO ROYALTY.

Some of the Thing That Constitute

Lei, Majesty In England, .

,Many people think that lete majesty

giving Insult to royalty Is not a

crime in Great Britai. The English

statute books, however, contain many

penalties for such offenses.

riaclng a postage stamp on a letter

upside dov? u Is a punishable offense, ns

U also the defacement of a coin bear

ing the royal Imago. This Is insulting

the king's effigy. " .

Private Individuals mny not raise the

royal standard over tbelr dwellings.

This Is the emblem of the regol au

thority to be displayed only where the

king is present.

While an agitator may talk against

royalty in the abstract as much as he

chooses, contemptuous or Insulting

personal references to the reigning sov

ereign opens the offender to a heavy

fine and lmnVlsonment.

The slightest slap upon the face of

the king or queen or any other pnrt

i of the anatomy, for that matter Is

punishable with the death penalty. In

I the reign of Queen Victoria a Lieuteu-

ant Page struck her across the face

with his caue. He was sentenced to

th but tl)e cmmuted his

It is likewise a crime to bring tho

uniform of . the sovereigu Into con

tempt. To garb a low comedian or a

villain of the stage in'a discarded uni

form of the army or the navy Is suf

ficient to bring heavy censure from the

government- For this reason theatrical

managers usually see' to it that the

uniforms worn are not exactly copies

of the real things.

ARTIFICIAL LIGHT.

The Most Brilliant Illumination I Not

Always the Best.

A writer In an engineering maga

zine offers some disconcerting informa

tion on the subject of illumination, dis

concerting because the reader will

nrnhnlilv filifl thnfr ho hna tunn tnvm.

j cenUy ;uolJgu foIowing a cou'e of

procedure there described as injurious.

For instance. In the case of eye strain

he may have felt that even the dim

light by which he worked was too

strong, and so turned down the light,

thus Increasing the difficulty, or,

what is more likely to be the case,

I when the strain has been caused by

too brilliant illumination he fancies

that what is needed is stronger light

aud so Increases it.

; Overstrain from too bright a light Is

I said to manifest itself by an itchlug

sensation In the eyeballs, with the

tendency to rub the eyes for relief.

The proper course, then, is to see that

, the light is more perfectly diffused or

: softened aud that it falls In the right

direction. After these precautious

i,avc n takMl lt j9 wortn whHc to

try a 6raailcr quantity of light, this

trial to continue long enough lu time

for the eyes to become fully adjusted

to the change. The value of Illumina

tion is not to be judged by the appar

ent brightness of the lights wbeu look

ed at directly the brighter the light

the better" but by the effect on the ob

ject to be looked at, and the most de

sirable effect, so far as the eyes are

concerned, is not always produced by

the most brilliant lights. Indianapolis

Star.

Set the Pace.

Tounr Malx) hod n bahit whpn soim

was served at the t&blo of mushing '

ner cracisers or ureau in it until it

was a great mess. Her mother made

many efforts to have her correct this

strictly primeval habit.

One day there was io be company at

the table, and the mother said:

"Now, Mabel. Mrs. Brown is to dine

with us tonight, aud I want you to act

at the table just as nicely as she does.

Please don't 'mush' your soup."

Mabel promised faithfully to follow

the example act by Mrs. Brown, sod

the dlnoer opened with every promise

of a fine time. However, Mabel was

using a pair of very sharp eyes on

Mrs. Brown and in an instant blurted

forth, at the top of her Tolce:

"Oh, mamma, Mrs. Brown is 'mush

lugr May I?"

Had Tried Electricity.

A benevolent eentieman attemnted

to converse with the motherly old lady j

who sat next to bim in the railway

cr,rriai;e. lie discovered that she was

very deaf, and the conversation was

established by shouting.

"You are ery deaf, aren't you. mad-

iraV ultimately bellowed be of the

benevoleuce.

k, ,m m;. wa8 tBe .plyi ..aril

haven't beea ab!e to do a thing for It." j

JOI ever trip(1 trieltyr

gboulcd tLe klaJ bc,rte, mau.

. -Yes,- she aid. nodding vigorously, j

. . I

"I waa atntck .y lightning last uin-

mer."-London Graphic. !

Hew She Fo't.

yonr brother? Tmi must have fe!t

awfully cheap when ymi discovered

your mistake. Mabel-Cheap! Why.

I felt like a Friday remnant at a Mon

day bargain sa'e. Chicago News

. Foreign.

Ttortnr aftr careful examination) -Kotne

foreign sclwtance la lodged In

' ' wnmikt,,- id .

" " - " " '

tbrra IiK-htwn-lMiwrateI BU.

Helm sod PHi'wJ.tph,.

The grMlroa paM-rn npon whie'o

rh,dei,hia a a hi id ont wa ttie

w,irk of TVxna Hme, tbe snrvevnr

geoeral'or rVnosylvaaUu The desiga.

howev-r. s TeoB- own. Utile .

aams lo he Mc'jriy knwa of Thorn-

as Holme. a:tbrifj wa:e of hh de-

erdaats rtiil lire ta tbe ity and bear

his um- txit It I said that all of his I

vt tract of land anl hla city lo'

have kmg siar passed mmt of the pm-'

arsslnn of his famliy. i

. .

a Rwa'4hlo Hat '

A wrra srantw a divor-e heranee !

Fer hebasd has psrehased her woty '

a ia tweaty-fTe years.

it vmaid be laere-tjp lo kwaw if j

ttxre Is esjowg of th hat left ta get I

atraurht-Clrvelaad ITaia Deaier.

Mill j

NOVEMBER .

MONEY PANIC

CUT .

PRICES IN HALF.

There has been a terrible - panic

among the woolen mills. The money

trouble in Wall street placed many

mills in need of ready cash. A hun

dred thousand men were idle for

want of cash for payrolls.

The weavers were forced to sacri

fice at fierce losses their finest fa

brics. Our chain of stores secured

the biggest bargains In our history.

These woolens will be cut and made

to your measure at the most re

markable prices. Never before have

suph bargains been known and never

will be again unless the recent Wall

street panic should be repeated.

This immense purchase must be

converted into cash at once. Every

yard must go. No offer will be ig

ored. We will allow merchant tail

ors to purchase what they wish at,

prices lower than these same woolens

cost the jobbers.

Come for free samples.

Don't delay. Act now. Order al

the clothes you'll need for a year to

come, and save half.

SijlishHIofllriilllillsflii.

125 Bank Street

Open Saturday and Wednesday

evenings.

XOTICK TO MERCHANT TAIL

OKH Tailors who wish to secure

sonic of the fine goods at half their

value may have them by the yard at

the same price they go to our customers.

New York City.

New Tork city has added 894 families

to Its population during the last month.

It Is estimated that the metropolitan

district of New York city now contains

tl.2(K),000 persons.

Paved streets of New York city are

long enough to reach from the Atlantic

ocean to Pike's peck.

It -ots nearly as much to pay the

;ilark3 of the municipal servants of

New York city as it does to support the

rutin: army of the I'nited States. Th

salaries amount close to $70,000,000 an-ana!ly,-Now

York Herald.

Social Duty.

The Idea of social duty dominates

our time. We are Inpreguated with

It. It Is the most urgent aspiration of

the modern conscience and In the

midst of our eontroverM4 defies all

our Ironies. Georges Tourhard In La

Couvelle Bevtie. Tar's.

A Case of Luck.

Benevolent Lady But. my poor man.

If you have been looking for work all

these years, why is It that you have

never found It? Tramp (confidential

ly) It' luck, mum Just heer good

luck

IT'S

Does yonr back ache? Do you get

ap lama In tbe morning? Do yoa

feel dull and tlrd? Does it hurt yoa

to bend over, to lift anything, to get

tip from a chair? Do you have aud

dea "catches" or stitches of pain la

ths hack? Does a dull, throbbing

acha settle in the email of yonr back

and bother you day and night? Do

yoa aometlmee feel that yon almply

raaoot trlghten np?

If yoa do have backache, be care

ful not to make the very .nmmog

mlatake of treating it aa a mnscnlar

trouble. Do not rob the sore plae

with llnloeat. nor pat on plasters,

for the s-at of ths trouble is Inside

la the kidneys. Mrh tie just be-

loath the small of the bark, oa either

fid of the spin. &

A cold, a rhilt. m fever, orerwork.

iver-eatlng or over-drinking may

tart a slight rntigestloa or InCam

aatloa la the kidaey that will at

'BTerrnpt the kidneys' work of

litoiac the Mood. It Is this rondi

:toa tu. sets np tbe srhlog. and

atskea junr bick ao had.

Ton cannot make any mistake by

reatiag th kidneys at once, for It

a these email trouble that lead to

Iropsy. diahetos and Brlght's dis-

I there la any doubt In your

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PITH AND POINT.

Don't expect a satisfactory job whet

you hire a cheap man.

There is usually one too many. The

poorest one must go. Are you the

poorest oue?

The number of men who are will

ing to sit ou a keg of powder and play

with matches is surprising.

The mean cyuic 1 of more use In

Ufe world than the fellow who Is al

ways trying to Agree with you whop

you know yourself that you are wrong.

When a hard and steady working

man puts ou his Sunday clothes be

looks as if he were looking for a

! chauce to sneak out of them aud get

! bock to work. Atchison Uiolie.

Lightning In South Africa.

In South Africa, where thunder

storm are terrific, lightning often

strikes the beds of ironstone, and blue

flames. Foretimes firing buildings, are

alleged to play about such ironstone

outcroppings two or three hours after

a storm.

Hint to Housekeeper.

A penny spent on a receipt file will

eften save ounds is litigation. Judge

Cmlon lu Beynolds Newspaper.

YOUR KIDINEYS.

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Opposite Reid & Hughes

German Gleanings.

Germany lias JiO.'JiC iwstofflces.

Houses lu Berlin arc numbered in

luminous paint. 'J

Nearly SO.OiiO square miles of Ger

man soil. rppres4-nting about oue

fourth of Germany, have been adapted

to foresting, and the value of the wood

gained therefrom Is estimated at f00,

000,000 per year.

Germany is systematic In every

thing, even lu crime. In the course of

the trial of a thief at Cologne the

pror,wuting lawyer stated that Inves-

! tigntion had shown that the prisoner

' was a gr.iduate of the high school for

pickpockets, established at Essen.

Would Get Copyright Fee.

"Want can I dj for you. sir?"

"Well, you see. person, there's a girlx

with me that I'd like to get copyright

ed In my own name." New Torlt

Pres.

To Catch tho Train.

A physician says rarly rising I an)

error. More frequently It is a necessi

ty. Louisville Courier-Journal.

Receiving a new truth is adding

nw sense. Llebig. .

mind that the kldnevs are affected,

notice the urine for a few days. If

pauagea are Irregular, painful, or

too scanty, discolored, or full of ed!

meat, the kidney need help right

away, and there I no other medicine

more helpful than Doaa's Kidney

Pills, a almple remedy for the kid

ney. yt so powerful that It quickly

enres the cause and so ends all th

painful and annoylag nyir.p'omi.

Home t antimony pror the eMalllaf

merit of Dof n's Kidnv Piim

WATKKBl RV TKSTIMOXT.

Mrs Jamea Dews of 11 Hospita)

avenue. Waterbnry. Conn, svya: "M

huabnad made a statement for publi

cation in August. 1901. la which ha

said that be bad offered exasidra

bly from pain In tha loins and kid

ner. especially daring changeable

weather or after taking cold, and

that although be would often b so

lam and sore that he mold not do

Justice to his work. Down's Kidney

Pills, r men red at the H. W. Lake

Drac Co. relieved him entirely of the

trouble. It gives mo plea are t

roafirm hla testimony and to nay

that the rare haa beea permaasat.

He ha aevr complained of hla hr

stare Doaa's Kidney Pliia cam

hlia."

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