After a sold out show in Atlanta, up-and-coming sort-of-punk band Parquet Courts held a press conference announcing their defriending of a man who was in the audience.

“We’re really nice people. And we think everyone deserves a second chance,” guitarist Austin Brown says. “But we don’t really like that guy, the one who was, you know, wearing a Make America Great Again hat.”

When asked how the band normally addresses these sorts of situations, guitarist Andrew Savage opened his mouth very widely and replied, “AARGHGHG! I like PINK!”

“I think what he’s saying,” Brown says, “Is that everyone’s welcome here at our shows. Everyone. That means that guy has to leave. And, frankly, we aren’t friends with him anymore. Sorry, man.”

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