She never saw it coming, and Derpy had no idea. She knew not what horror she had visited upon that poor, brown pony with a simple letter.



As the letter exchanged hooves, it began to shake and deform. A high-pitched whining noise could be heard from within, which eventually resolved itself into an ear-piercing "HI!!!!", as the dangerous Pinkie Pie (Pinkius Piacus) contained within burst forth and wrapped itself around the unfortunate unicorn....



Bethiebo was never heard from again, and the unfortunate mailpony that witnessed the incident has yet to come out of her catatonic state. All she does, according to her attending nurses, is rock back and forth on her bed and moan "I just don't know what went wrong....".