Sheev Palpatine isn’t the only cutey featured in The Rise Of Skywalker. The finale to the Star Wars saga will also see the debut of precocious droid D-0 (pronounced kyo͞ot!!!). Part pizza cutter, part megaphone, and all cute, the gender-neutral D-0 will serve as BB-8’s sidekick throughout the film, no doubt getting into adorable hijinks together. FSW spies have confirmed D-0 will be give porgs and ewoks a run for their money in the cute department. Don’t believe us? Check out the Top 10 Really Cute Things D-0 Will Do In Episode IX.

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