The Greatest Crunchwrap

Crunchwrap Supremes® are so hot right now.

But they weren’t always living the best life. They too had their rough patches as we all may have had. But one day, the Crunchwrap had enough and had to show everyone who was boss. Kicking it up a notch and really bringing that cravability of all its glorious layers into a single carry all. The Crunchwrap had that type of attitude that your mama warned you about. It knew what it wanted and it knows it’s hot. But hey, flaunt it if you got it, right? The Crunchwrap never gets a bad rap, though, because it’s the leader of the pack. It gets the respect it rightfully deserves and it never sells itself short. It knows it can take anything thrown its way.It’s crunchy, yet still soft and chewy somehow; it knows its balance. It fits everything you could possibly want or need into a one-handed lunch staple. Crunchwrap Supremes’ are the “it” thing for a reason. Yet, as more and more Crunchwraps enter the Crunchwrap game, they will always owe an allegiance to the godfather, Supreme. With seasoned beef, nacho cheese sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, reduced fat sour cream and a crunchy tostada shell for extra loud chewability, this is the Crunchwrap that made all the Crunchwrap rules. When the A.M. Crunchwrap does interviews, it gushes with all admiration about how it used to have a Crunchwrap Supreme® poster in its childhood bedroom (but casually forgets to mention that it still keeps the same poster close by and rolled up under its bed). While other meal OGs end their culinary careers booking shows at regional casinos to help pay rent, the Crunchwrap Supreme® is golfing on its own island while sipping a hot sauce cocktail. Universities offer the Crunchwrap Supreme® honorary doctorates just so that it will speak at invocation. But it is the Crunchwrap Supreme® who does the schooling. Yes, we’re all lucky to be alive and see the original Crunchwrap Supreme® look down on us.