Be afraid, libraries, be very afraid...

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"What a travesty! Th' most cherished and respected (not mention wealthiest!) Bone in Boneville-- out in th' woods-- fending off th' elements with his bare hands! Forced to eke out a miserable existence AMIDST TH' ROCKS 'N' MUD!! OH, CRUEL, CRUEL FATE! WHY HAVE YOU ABANDONED YOUR MOST BELOVED SON?!...God, I pity me."- Phoney Bone ("Bone", Vol. 1: "Out from Boneville")