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As always, Tom captures the mood perfectly.

It would be even funnier if it wasn't so true. I saw on MSNBC today -- and I kid you not -- a five minute segment on the Democrats' post-election dating prospects. Yes, a Very Important Report on how it's easier to get a table at swanky DC clubs and restaurants if you're a Dem. Meanwhile, back in Things-That-Matter Land, the former Deputy AG just testified, after being muzzled for more than a year, about how the White House tried to pressure a sick man into signing off on an unconstitutional domestic spying program. Can't we talk about that? Or do MSNBC viewers really need to know that Democratic staffers are now having an easier time getting laid?

In fact, according to MediaMatters, both ABC and CBS haven't even touched the story.