Dear One Million Moms, this is your cue to SCREAM!

First it was that homosexual lesbian pervert Ellen DeGeneres, AKA the most beloved celebrity in America, being hired as JC Penney’s spokesperson.

Now JC Penney has really done it, by running a Fathers’ Day ad featuring a family with two dads. Have you ever heard of such a thing?! I haven’t.

GREAT ad.

Joe provides the text:

The text on the upper left reads: “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver–all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom right reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

Maybe we need to all go shopping at Penney’s.