1 Showtime 2 The Clutch Dutchman 3 Bagel Thief 4 Tommy "Five to Give" 5 Tim Tommermans 6 The UnDutchable 7 Dutched By An Angel 8 The Gentleman From The Netherlands, Mr. Dutchinson 9 The Man From Nether-Netherlands 10 The High Man From The Low Country 11 Dutch By Birth, Clutch By Reputation 12 Tizzle 13 Holland Globetrotter 14 Mr. Holland's Opus 15 Twizzle 16 Too Tall Tom Timmermans 17 If It Ain't Dutch, It Ain't Much 18 Dutch Treat 19 Can't Dutch This 20 The One-Man Fast Break Wrecking Crew 21 Call Him Tindermans, 'Cause He's a Firestarter 22 Little Elbow 23 The Booty Trap's Heir Apparent 24 He Came, He Saw, He Towered Over 25 Quick First Step 26 Sneaky Quick 27 T Squared 28 The TomTiminator 29 Atomic Tom 30 Mot Snamremmit 31 Tom "You Can't Teach Size - or Dutchness" Timmermans 32 MVT- Most Valuable Timmermans 33 The Blonde Tomshell 34 Simmerin' Timmermans 35 Famous Skier Alberto Tomtimmermansba 36 Tom Injuredmans 37 The Human Exclamation Point 38 Ecstasy 39 One Man Press Break 40 Poor Man's Mike Sweetney Minus the Cheeseburger 41 The Beast of the Big East 42 Amsterdamn he's good! 43 The Dunkin' Dutchman 44 Queen Beatirx's Heir Apparent 45 The Reason Turkey wants to join the EU 46 The square root of T to the fourth 47 The Shaq of the JACC 48 The Royal Netherlands Air Force 49 Kiss Me, I’m Dutch 50 Dutch the Magic Dragon 51 Ivan Kartello's understudy 52 Swanny minus the booty 53 Poor Man's Ruth Riley 54 Phil Hickey with wooden shoes 55 Tommy Timmers, boy choreographer 56 The Longwood Tom Timbermans 57 Slammin' Amsterdammin' Tom Timmermans 58 Tom TimmerMANCHILDs 59 Long Ankles 60 Tom "Call me Dutchboy 'Cause I Live in the Paint" Timmermans 61 White Luscious 62 A Rich Man’s Donotas Zavackas 63 4D: Drive, Draw, Dish, and Dutch 64 The Best Thing Out of Europe Since Napoleon, or At Least Toni Kukoc 65 Emeka Okafor’s Dad 66 The Only Man Mike Sweetney Fears More Than Hamburgler 67 Dreihuis Destroyer 68 6-11, 253, Pure Vanilla 69 One More Reason for Boeheim to Sweat at Night 70 The Flying Dutchman 71 Tom Terrific 72 Tizzle Me Elmo 73 Larger Than Life and Twice as Natural 74 A Man, A Plan, A Canal - Timmermans 75 I cried because I had no shoes, until I saw a man who had no Timmermans 76 Om-Tay Immermans-Tay 77 Tom [INSERT NICKNAME HERE] Timmermans 78 Dutchy McDucherton 79 The Remix 80 Creator of the Windmill Dunk 81 The Riddle 82 The Original Point-Center 83 Half Man, Half Beast, All Dutch 84 Fashion Nightmare 85 Hundreds of uses, yet no real purpose 86 The 47th best thing since sliced bread 87 Somewhere between everyday Dutchness and cartoonish super-Dutchness 88 Better than the rest (in some vague, undefinable way) 89 The 8th Deadly Sin 90 Timmermans 3:16 91 The Real John Galt 92 Ankle deep in ankles 93 The Only Man in the World that has This Nickname 94 More than a man - a really big man 95 The Human Cartoon Character 96 Size 15 Wooden Shoes - So What? 97 Taller Than Normal People 98 Upside Your Head 99 Former Speed-skater 100 Timmermaniac 101 The Truth 102 As Seen On TV 103 From the people who brought you windmills and tulips 104 The Netherlands' secret weapon for taking over the world 105 The Antithesis of Emeka Okafor 106 The Dunk Tank in the Carnival of Life 107 Veni, Vidi, Timmermans 108 Everything you want - and a whole lot more 109 The Only NCAA Basketball Player to register a Single-Quadruple… 1000 Nicknames 110 The Question 111 The Answer 112 The Rhetorical Question 113 The Rhetorical Answer 114 The Other, Other White Meat 115 A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Tom Timmermans 116 Towering Over Others Like Some Sort of Tower 117 Y2T 118 The Original 6-in-1 Tool 119 Internationally Known, Locally Respected 120 Tom Quixote 121 Tomicide 122 The Tommy Gun 123 The Basketball Mercenary 124 The Basketball Messiah 125 The Double-Dutch Dribbler 126 30% Larger Than Life 127 Usually the Lesser of Two Evils 128 The Modern Marvel 129 Best of Show 130 The Real Reason Socialism Can Never Work 131 Knock, Knock. Who's There? Tom. Tom Who? Tom Timmermans. 132 The Reason for the Season 133 Your 100% Recommended Daily Allowance of Dutch 134 Pride of Dreihuis, Holland 135 Made of 100% Real Dutch 136 The Opiate of the Basketball Masses 137 May Contain Peanuts 138 Your Chastity at Risk, 24/7 139 Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right… 140 The Patron Saint of Fouling Out 141 Ana-Tom-ically Correct 142 Chris Thomas' Alter Ego 143 Almost, But Not Entirely Unlike Charles Thomas 144 Like Jimmy Dillon on Steroids 145 Infinity Squared, And Then Some 146 The 7th Man 147 E = MC^(tomtimmermans) 148 #50 on the Court, #1 in the ND Student Body's Hearts 149 Interncontinental Ballistic Fun 150 Jim Calhoun's Pimp 151 The Yin to Your Yang 152 The Linchpin Holding the Keystone Together 153 Cornering the Market on Nicknames 154 Trouble With a Capital Timmermans 155 The Mystery of Pandora's Box 156 This Nickname Contains Ten Words, Eighteen Syllables, and Sixty-Four Letters 157 Mike Brey's Other Guilty Pleasure 158 The Human Rally Monkey 159 I've Got More Nicknames in Back if You Don't See Anything You Like 160 Putting the Dutch in Offensive Production 161 The Human Lowlight Film 162 Part of a Complete Breakfast 163 Trying to be the Next Rik Smits 164 Slightly Less Lanky Than Louis Orr 165 Just a Big, Goofy Dutchman 166 Shakes Defenders Like a Polaroid Picture 167 Ice Cold 168 Ice Water in the Veins 169 The Chosen One 170 The Dutch Version of The Chosen One 171 King TutTimmermanstankhamun's Tom 172 The Dutch Manifesto 173 Special Sauce 174 Tall Drink of Water 175 The Show 176 The Dutch Oven 177 Thom Thimmermans 178 Tom Timmery, Tom Timmery, Tom Tim Taroo 179 Timmermania 180 When I Think About Tom, I Dutch Myself 181 Shooting Dutch 182 Dutch Elm Disease 183 The A-Tom-ic Bomb 184 The Dreihuis Delight 185 Dutchliscious 186 Dutchtastic 187 Mike Sweetney's Heir Apparent 188 The European Union's Most Valuable Asset 189 The Dutch Without a Crutch 190 Shimmerin' Timmermans 191 Nether Say Die 192 The Love Boat 193 The Dutch Dandy 194 An Offensive Goaltending Waiting to Happen 195 The European Sensation 196 Kid Tested, Mother Approved 197 My Favorite Timmermans 198 The Tank 199 Dutch Ado About Nothing 200 A Schoolgirl's Delight: Double Dutch 201 Po-Po 5-0 202 50 Cent 203 Dutch Madness 204 Speed Limit: 50 205 Notre Dutch 206 Dude, Where's My Timmermans 207 Holland, MI 208 Never Have Too Much Dutch 209 The Look, The Feel of Dutchman, The Player of Our Lives 210 Mike Brey's Genetics Lab Experiment Gone Wrong 211 Don’t Sing It, Bring It 212 When You Wish Upon a Timmermans 213 Tm Tmmrmns 214 o iea 215 Sean "Dutchy" Combs 216 The Uncommon De-Tom-inator 217 The Hot Tom-ale 218 Tom Timmermans Version 4.0 219 Timmermans XP 220 Hyper Tom Timmermans Protocol Colon Backslash Backslash 221 Moneyball 222 The Future 223 The Franchise 224 Thomas Timothymermans 225 The Matrix Reloade 226 The Cloggin' Irish 227 The Miracle Man From Amersterdam 228 The Irish Muffin 229 Lady Tom, Dutchess of York 230 The Program 231 Beast of the Big East (West) 232 Beast of the Big East (Catholic) 233 The White Phil Hickey 234 Hawaii 5-0 235 Halfway to Triple Digits 236 Thom Timmermans 237 Boracho's Favorite Son 238 The Euro 239 Tt - A-Tom-ic Number 50 240 Mike Jarvis' Worst Nightmare (other than the nightmare where nephew Will borrows his car and accidently crashes it) 241 Weapons Grade Plutonium 242 WMD 243 Dutch Rub 244 Rumanu-Tom (famous Indian Mathematician) 245 Da' Tom 246 Dutch White Chocolate 247 (T^4+2T^3+3T^2)/(T^2+2T+3) 248 Tom's Mom Has Got It Goin' On 249 CD-TOM (Timmermans Only Memory) 250 www.timmermans.tom 251 Talm Pilot 252 Timmermans! (Timmermans factorial) 253 L 254 John Wooden Shoes 255 Tom Got His Number From His Projected Number of Fouls Through the First Ten Games 256 Tommy "Six Fouls to Give Once He's in the NBA" 257 Wha Happened 258 Making the Big East Quintadekaphobic Since 2000 259 The Reason South Florida is Joining the Big East 260 The Urban Tombrero 261 Tom Thumb 262 Charles Thomas Timmermans 263 Hollywood 264 Tom'd 265 Six points, 2-6 FG, 2-3 FT, 8 Rebs, 5 TO's, 5PF, 1 Asst, 0 Stls 266 110010 267 Da Bizness 268 Rock, Chalk, Timmermans 269 Hoya Toma 270 You're Timmerman's Bait (Yes You Are) 271 Tom Squared 272 Cash, Money, Dutch 273 Timtanic 274 Timberrrr 275 Drop Step 276 The Dunkaphobe 277 B.E.E.F.D. (Balance, Eyes, Elbow, Follow-through, Dutch) 278 Matt Carroll With Elephantitis 279 Kankles 280 TurDutchen 281 It Goes All The Way Up To 50 282 Floppy 283 The Dutchness Monster 284 The Token European 285 My Name is Tom Timmermans… Worship Me! 286 Creamy Hollandaise 287 Dutchzilla 288 Recruit Him, Watch Him Play, Lock Him Away in A Closet For a Year, Take Him Out, Watch Him Again… It Will Change Your Life 289 T Diddy 290 Snoop Dutchy Dutch 291 Money Shot 292 Interstate 50 293 Glad My Last Name Isn't Ferrara 294 The Wizard 295 Frisky 296 Finite, But Unbounded 297 2nd Tallest Man On Campus 298 Better Than Getting The Tanooki Suit In Super Mario Bros. 3 299 Throw Your Hands In The Air As If There Were No Repercussions 300 Pennsylvania Dutch 301 auTOMatic 302 T-I-eminem-E-R-M-A-N-S 303 Marquis de Dutch 304 Sexier than Brady’s left arm 305 Not as sexy as Brady’s right arm 306 The Holland Chunnel 307 Putting the ND in Holland 308 The In-TIMM-idator 309 Dr. Dutch 310 T-Money 311 SHOWTIMErmans 312 Rin Tin Timmermans 313 Dutch’d 314 Tommy T from the North Sea 315 Tom “My shots be flowin’ like da Rhine” Timmermans 316 Tom van Timmermans 317 The Real Pride of Scranton, PA 318 Royal Dutch Airlines 319 He’s not myopean, he’s European 320 The Benelux Delight 321 Got Dutch? 322 Sneaky Dutch 323 The Midas Dutch 324 The Wizard of West Quad 325 The Duke and Dutchness 326 Andries 327 Ymudien Sensation 328 The Mouth of the Rhine 329 The 9th Wonder of the Modern World 330 Turkey Gravy 331 Netherlands Chief Export 332 The Human Interest Story 333 The Human Gamepad 334 Earth, Air, Water, Fire and Tom: the 5 building blocks of the universe 335 The Human Parallelepiped 336 The 5th Dimension 337 The Seventh Sense 338 The 4th Blind Mouse 339 The Cincinnati Bengal of Big East Basketball 340 The 11th Commandment 341 The Human Haiku 342 Liquid Death 343 Jimmy Chitwood 344 The Dutch Greg Ostertag 345 The Road to the Final Four 346 The Greyhound Bus 347 King of da’ Drop Step 348 The Tom of the Unknown B-Baller 349 Tom the Phenom 350 T-Funk 351 Phenometom 352 The Playmaker 353 Mr. Breakaway Dunk 354 Timmermans, LLP 355 The Gorilla that Destroyed the Oakland Zoo 356 Defined only by being Indefinable 357 The Paperweight 358 The Ultimate Stocking Stuffer 359 Tall on Talent 360 The human equivalent of “Jock Jams” 361 The New Deal 362 The Unbalanced Equation 363 Come for the Dutch, stay for the Clutch 364 Tom Timmermans is for Lovers 365 Tom “I heart ND to infinity” Timmermans 366 That Just Brushed Sensation 367 Snuggles 368 The Timmermanifest Destiny 369 The Secret NASA Project 370 The Dutchina Monologue 371 Hofstra 372 Mt. St. George College Fightin’ Timmermans 373 The Clown Prince of Basketball 374 ThreatCON Echo 375 The Round Mound of Rebound 376 Tommy Funk 377 The Tom Timmermans Experience 378 Uncle Tom Timmermans 379 Tom "& Jerry" Timmermans 380 Mild Sauce 381 The Main Event 382 Skip To My Lou 383 Fiff-dee 384 The Professor 385 Half Man/Half Amazing 386 The And Tom Mix Tape Tour, Vol. 50 387 Vanilla Thunder 388 Dr. Dutchenstein 389 The Little Dipper 390 Hot Plate 391 Sweet Cheeks 392 The Big Unit 393 To-Ti 394 The Abuser 395 The Best Kept Secret 396 Showbiz 397 T Timms 398 The Prophecy 399 5.0 on the Richter Scale 400 The Timm Reaper 401 The Real Slam Shady 402 This Week's Sign That The Apocolypse is Upon Us 403 Night Train 404 Thump and Bump 405 The Dirty Dutchman 406 He Love Me 407 The Dutch Leprechaun 408 The Fighting Dutchman 409 My Country Has Free Healthcare 410 Miniature Yao Ming 411 The Foreign Force 412 The Spark Off The Bench 413 Wonderboy 414 The Man With The Cult Following 415 BFG (Big Friendly Giant) 416 BFD (Big Friendly Dutchman) 417 MOAT (Mother Of All Toms) 418 TOM-ahawk Chop 419 Like Kellen Winslow II, He's A F-ing Soldier 420 Excelsior 421 The Juvenator 422 Pass that Dutch 423 The Delta Project 424 Rotter-damn, He's Good 425 Ba-Dunk-A-Dunk 426 Tomid El-Atimmermans 427 Tom Doe 428 Really Big Boi 429 Mr. "I Don't Think So!" 430 The Tower of Terror 431 The Guy the Leprechaun Legion Doesn't Care About Too Much Because Caring About Him Won't Get Them on TV Like Dressing Up Like Elvis Will 432 Yowza! 433 Lula's Café's #1 Customer 434 Martin Inglesby's "Project" 435 A Middle Class Man's Billy Celuck 436 The Netherlands' Resident Authority on the Macarena 437 Mike Sweetney's Cheeseburger Monkey 438 One of the Few Things That Can "Pierce the Corporate Veil" 439 ND's Second-Biggest Fan of the Mock Turtle 440 Healthier Than Both a Cigarette and a Popeye's Biscuit 441 Former Shift Manager at the Now-Defunct Irish Kosher Deli 442 The Hot Hand 443 Mr. February 444 The Funk-Soul Brother 445 The Showtime Rotisserie: Set It and Forget It, But Check Back Every Now and Again to Make Sure It's Not Injured 446 Starsky & Dutch 447 Notre Dame's All-Time Leader in "Full Frontals" 448 Lynchpin 449 Mr. Fantastic 450 JaJunk 451 A Thing That Makes You Go "Hmmm…" 452 Paul Pierce Minus the Green Headband 453 Chuck Lennon's Pep Rally Speech Writer 454 Provolone Without 455 The Guy Behind the Guy 456 The Resume Booster 457 The Next Big Thing 458 Whoa Nellie 459 Old Faithful 460 The World's Shortest Tall Guy 461 Teddy Valentine's Favorite Player About Which To Demonstratively Explain That the Shot Won't Count and We Are, In Fact, Headed the Other Way Subsequent To an Offensive Foul 462 Mr. Player Control Foul 463 Todd Palmer Minus the Suck 464 Todd Palmer With a Slightly Smaller Head 465 Tomasitimmermansos 466 A Really Tall and Athletic Dennis Carroll 467 Marilyn Keough's Favorite Son 468 Smokin'! 469 A Real Big East-Type Guy 470 Iron Chef the Netherlands 471 The Real Zupastar 472 Sir Luscious of Dreyhus 473 Moves 474 Living Proof That "When You're Hot, You're Not" 475 "I Know I Should Get Into Rebounding Position, Because Here Comes A Chris Thomas Ill-Advised Shot" 476 The Avatar of Dutch 477 Master of the Totally Unnecessary Pre-game Warmup Dunk 478 Civil Disobedience 479 Too Big for Anything but Basketball 480 Ballpoint Pen 481 The Vin Diesel of the Big East 482 None More Dutch 483 He takes a lickin' and keeps on dunkin' 484 Under Armour's Posterboy 485 The reason South Carolina seceded from the Union 486 Matt Carroll's Apprentice 487 The Human Snot Rocket 488 Tom the Tool Man Timmermans 489 The Tall Terror 490 The Golden Gun 491 The Non-Haitian Sensation 492 The 28th Amendment 493 Pull N' Peel 494 Not so Tiny Tom 495 Rated MA for mature audiences 496 Dynasty 497 Tom "Once you pop you can't stop" Timmermans 498 The Maginot Line of the JACC 499 Ergonomically Designed for your pleasure 500 Artisan Sandwich No. 50 501 Dutch be Nimble 502 Tom "I like my applesauce chunky" Timmermans 503 Tom "I breathe fundamentals" Timmermans 504 Tommy Tilt the Bench 505 Hollandaise Sauce 506 The Sam's Club of the Big East 507 Vlade Divac minus talent, plus Dutchness 508 Buy one, get Tom free 509 Twinkle Toes 510 Two Ton Tommy 511 The Crown Jewel of The Hague 512 The Dean of Low Post Moves 513 Ibn-al Timmermans 514 The Dutch Onslaught 515 Tommy Take a Seat 516 A Statistician's Worst Nightmare 517 Dutch Chicken: Mongolian Beef's Arch Nemesis 518 Dolby Dutchital Surround Sound 519 da da da daht da dhaa...Charge! 520 Don't leave home without him 521 Would you like to apply for an additional 15% off? 522 Batteries included 523 Energizer [bunny] 524 Copper Top 525 They don't take Visa 526 Charles (Tom) in Charge 527 He doesn't carry cash 528 Debit or Credit? 529 The Hitman 530 Boom Boom 531 Bonecrusher 532 The Taztimmermanian Devil 533 Mr. Inside and Mr. Outside 534 Tommy Basketball 535 Chairman of the Boards 536 To ND Basketball What QB Eagles Is To Tecmo Super Bowl 537 Curator of the Oakland Zoo 538 The Love Below 539 Speakerboxxx 540 More Styles Than A Barbershop 541 XY Ruth Riley 542 I put de balle in de bucket, ya? 543 The Dutch word for the free throw line is 'der gunderstalcht'… coach says I gotta stop sending das guys to der gunderstalcht 544 Tommy Timmers, boy choreographer 545 Holland: Been Playing Hoops Since We Lost Everything To The Nazi War Machine 546 Shaq's Stunt Double In Kazaam! 547 Tom "Bizarlyle" Timmermans 548 Pound For Pound The Best Player On The ND Basketball Team… That's From The Netherlands 549 The Result of Rampant Drug Use and Prostitution in Amsterdam 550 The Grinch Who Stole Kartelo's Minutes (and a Bagel) 551 The Reason Ben Howland Left Pitt 552 Notre Dame's Best Recruiting Tool 553 The Reason We All Go to the JACC 554 If You Dish it, Tom Will Come 555 Gary Busey's Stunt Double 556 Dutch, Dutch, Goose 557 Heidi Fleiss' Best Client 558 Accept No Timmitation 559 The Focus of SportsCentury's Next Episode 560 Only a Benchwarmer Because He's so HOT 561 A Perfect 100 (or 50 times 2) on the Unintentional Comedy Scale 562 Infinity Toms 50 Equals Showtime 563 Shawn Bradley on the Metric Scale 564 English is His Second Language Because Foulin' Out is His Native Tongue 565 Sexier than 2 Dikes 566 Not as Sexy as 3 Dikes Together 567 Tom "Yeah, I'd put my Finger in a Dike…But Only in an Emergency" Timmermans 568 The Future Star of Space Jam 2 569 There's No "I" in Tom, but There is an "OOOHHHHHHHH" 570 Tim Merman, Swimmin' in Hoes 571 Taking 5 for the Team 572 The NBA's Marketing Dream 573 The Only Thing "Throwback" about Him are his Elbow Motions 574 The Mastermind Behind the BCS Formula 575 The Seventh Son of the Gunman on the Grassy Knoll 576 Teehentee 577 The Most Ridiculous ND Foreign Import since 1999 578 Tom "It's Redundant to Say I Played 15 Minutes and Fouled Out" Timmermans 579 The Hidden Agenda of NATO 580 The Biggest Phenomenon since Reuben Boumtje-Boumtje 581 The Best Current ND Baketball Player with Thomas in his Name 582 The Guy Who's Clogging Up the Lane 583 A Ballhandling Travesty Waiting to Happen 584 The Reason Condoms are being Handed out Free in DC 585 Tom "I'm Allergic to MSG" Timmermans 586 Death, Taxes, and Timmermans with more Fouls than Points 587 Number 50 on the INS Most Wanted List 588 Double Oh Fifty: Secret Agent Slam 589 The Not-So Great White Hype 590 Proof That Rik Smits' 15 Minutes of Fame was No Coincidence 591 Archibald M. Nemesis 592 The Trainwreck of Basketball 593 As Nasty as MD/2020 Without the Hangover 594 Smoother than Schlitz Light 595 Phi Slamma Amsterdamma 596 He's not White, He's European 597 The Secret Connection between Gorbachev's Forehead and Drew Brees' Cheek 598 Two Hand Dutch 599 A Timmermans By Another Other Name… Would Involve Copyright Infringment 600 The Last Kid Picked To Play 601 The Original Sin 602 Well Within Your Wildest Dreams 603 Like Dutch Writer Hans Christian Anderson's The Little Mermaid, But With A 6'11" Basketball Player Instead Of A Mermaid 604 Tommy 3000 605 The Dutch Uncle 606 Behind Only Brey In The Level Of Dutch Courage 607 Founding Father of the Dutch West India Company 608 Inventor Of The Dutch Bob Haircut 609 Dutchbob Squarepants 610 Tomfoolery Timmermans 611 Tomcat Timmermans 612 Banging On The Tom-Tom Timmermans 613 Ayatollah Thomeni 614 Same Tom Time, Same Tom Station 615 Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poutom? 616 Famous Bob Dylan Song "Just Like Tom Timmermans' Blues" 617 David Toms 618 Bigguns 619 A Product of the Coca-Cola Company 620 One-half Of A Two-Man Fast Break Wrecking Crew 621 Co-Writer of Trick Daddy's "I'm a Thug" 622 The Cradle of Civilization 623 The Tom Timmermans Band 624 More Spicy Than Hot 625 Tom Timmermans et al 626 Another Timmermans Honda 627 Tom Flamenco 628 Señor 629 Taking the Big East in an Ever-Easterly Direction 630 Yoko Ono's Fourth Husband 631 Steve Sears' 3rd Favorite Irish Basketball Player 632 Tom T(sqrt(-1))mmermans 633 The Fierce Wind of the North Sea 634 The EU's Strong Right Arm 635 The Great Divide 636 The Man that keeps Belgium down 637 McGlinn's Alarm Clock 638 The Monster of McGlinn 639 574-634-3024 640 Thomas.A.Timmermans.1@nd.edu 641 TAT 642 - .. -- -- . .-. -- .- -. … 643 Andries the Giant 644 127 Marilyn Keough Hall 645 The Reason Beds in McGlinn are 7 Feet Long 646 There is No Life Size Poster This Big 647 The Big Ticket 648 The Enforcer of the Big East 649 Windsor's Wonderman 650 IU's Dream Recruit 651 T. Andries 652 Andries Mountains 653 The Boat Club's Biggest Bust 654 The Tomatometer 655 Sir Elton Tohm 656 Dunkin' Dutch 657 A line: the shortest distance between two points 658 The greatest product of the Ajax system 659 Patrick Kluivert in wooden basketball shoes 660 A-Ha's Lead Vocalist 661 Queen Beatrix's Royal Center 662 The Next Jan Peter Balkenende 663 Gheorge Muresan's Better Half 664 The Son of a Dutch Carriagemaker 665 PGA Tour golfer Trevor Timmelman(s) 666 Post-Dispatch sports writer Tom Timmermann 667 The Real Number 668 Tom DeLuise 669 THE Tom Timmermans University 670 He's Going To Make House Party Look Like House Party 2 671 It's Called Joyce Center, Not Joyce Ghetto 672 The Result of Penelope Cruz-Cruise Meeting Reuben Boumtje-Boumtje 673 The Don 674 Technical Tom 675 Double T 676 Gravity 677 The Wall 678 Timber 679 Timble 680 50 Stories Tall 681 Tall Boy Tim 682 The Tower 683 Future Notre Dame Starting Offensive Lineman 684 Tom da Bomb 685 Tickle me Tom 686 XXL 687 It's raining Tom 688 Tomopoly 689 Timmer Tom has got it going on 690 Outta Control 691 Tomzilla 692 T to the O to the M 693 Topple Tom 694 The Tom Tom Club 695 The Genius of Love 696 Dutchitally Mixed, Tommy Tutone Timmermans 697 Dutchboy Paint Patrol 698 "Nature Boy" Tom Timmermans 699 Sweet Baby Tom 700 Dutch E. Cheese 701 Half Dollar 702 The Dutch Gotsch 703 Tom Shammtom 704 Tom Tolbert's Illegitimate Dutch Son 705 T-Bone 706 Strong Like Bull 707 T-Tim 708 Swifty 709 Women Love Him, Men Fear and Respect Him 710 E pluribus Tom (Out of many, Tom) 711 Emeka's Worst Nightmare 712 Ludicrous Speed 713 The Human Layup Machine 714 Too Dutch, Too Soon 715 How Dutch is Too Dutch? 716 Tommerknocker Timmermans 717 The High Ankle Sprain 718 The Moving Screen 719 Johnny Fairplay 720 Count Dunkula 721 The Mansierre 722 The Negotiator 723 Mr. Cleanjersey 724 Randall McPherson 725 The Old-Fashioned 2-Point Play 726 Sammy Splintersocks 727 The Tim Andree of the 21st Century 728 Tom Tom the Piper's Son 729 That's Dr. Basketball to you son 730 Tom.com 731 Air Wood 732 The Get Back Kid 733 Projected Late First Round 734 Creator of the CBA Development League 735 The Mayor of SLAMsterdam 736 Tom Timmermints 737 Dutch Mints 738 Trip to my Lou 739 Dutch Professor 740 Tom "I Don't Need to Jump to Dunk" Timmermans 741 Tom............... and the Bonus! 742 Too Le-Dutch to Quit 743 Just a Shade Under 7 Feet of Pure Dutch Love 744 Jolly Green Timmermans 745 The Dean of Local Sports 746 The Dean of International Sports 747 Keyser Soze 748 Ghetto Bastard 749 Don’t Mess With Amsterdam 750 Porn Star Dutch Diggler 751 83 Inches in Length 752 Mack Truck 753 Livin’ La Vida Timmermans 754 Inventor of the Internet 755 The Meaning of Life 756 Metrosexual 757 Future Governor of California 758 Next Year’s Super Bowl Half-time Show 759 Founded July 31, 1981 . Aged to Perfection. 760 Coming to America 2: Here to Stay 761 www.nd.edu/~ttimmerm 762 Team 453 763 Genius 764 Circus Freak 765 iTom 766 Generation NEXT 767 Fluent in Only One Language: Basketball 768 Google search: “Tom Timmermans”. 2,090 results, search took 0.19 seconds. 769 Tenacious T 770 Kurt Rambis Without the Specs

771 4M

772 The White Might of Dutch Outta Sight

773 Carpe Dutchman

774 Gonna Ride You Like a Burro on Tom Sunday

775 Tommy Fiasco

776 Tequila Tom, the White Lightning

777 Legal Name: Hercules Rockefeller

778 His Royal Dutchness

779 Dutchie Dutcherson

780 Air Dutch

781 Timberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmans!

782 The Only Man with A Higher Turnover to Assist Ratio than Chris Thomas

783 Tom "The Tiger (in the sack!)" Timmermans

784 Thumb Fingermans

785 His Dutch Shake Is Better Than Yours

786 The Man of Windmill Slams from The Land of Windmills

787 Mike Brey's Dutch Crutch

788 Dutch is Life...and Tom Timmermans

789 Tom "The Touch" Timmermans

790 The Shocker

791 Tom "M1" Timmermans - 'cuz he's money

792 The Western Yao Ming

793 The Not-So-Far Eastern Yao Ming

794 The Juice of the Joyce

795 Tom "Like a Prayer" Timmermans

796 Like a Drive-by Because He's Up and Down the Floor So Fast

797 Tom "Like Your Mother Because He Always Delivers" Timmermans

798 The Reason Carmelo Left Early

799 The Not-So-Little Dutchboy

800 Tom "Cold Fusion" Timmermans

801 Indian Giver: Because You're Never Gonna Get Another Shot

802 A.I. With Better Shot Selection

803 Dick Vitale's Wet Dream

804 Tom "I'll take you off the dribble and your mom" Timmermans

805 The Thing That Keeps Me Warm On Those Long Cold South Bend Nights

806 Rembrandt's Greatest Masterpiece

807 Tom "Nether say Nether" Timmermans 808 Under the Back Foul 809 The Afro Pick 810 Tommy Von Peekdownblouse 811 Tom "I Think That's My Size 15 Wooden Shoe in your Ass" Timmermans 812 The Netherland Ranch 813 Dutch Nuts in Yo Mouth 814 Tommy Legend 815 Tom "Call Me Anything, Just Don't Call Me Late For" Timmermans 816 Double Bonus 817 Dutch, Yet Always Her Treat 818 You Can Stop Him, and You Can Almost Be Assured of Containing Him 819 Double Dutch Bonus 820 Air Amsterdam 821 LeTom James 822 KLM 823 The Nifty Fifty 824 The 83 Inch Janet Jackson Nipple Ornament 825 Toms With Calcium 826 European Sasquatch Sighting 827 Dehydrated, Anemic Shaquille O'Neal 828 Western Vlade Divac 829 The future winner of an "Indiana All Imported Big Men" knife fight with Ivan Kartello 830 Neither Dutch law nor the Big East bylaws mandate wearing underpants 831 Don't Think Because He's Iced Out That He's Going to Cool Off 832 I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more Dutch Timmermania 833 The Shifty Fifty 834 Tom "My Favorite Cat Stevens Album is Tea For The" Timmermans 835 God Timmergod 836 Shiver Me Timmermans 837 Shock and Awe 838 Poetry in Motion 839 The Personification of "Oh No He Didn't" 840 The Big Matinee 841 The Orange-Man 842 Timmerman's Royal House of Orange 843 Tom Gouda the Basket 844 Coach Brey Looks Like He Had Bad Breath 845 Yesterday's Breakfast 846 Ivan Kartello's Illegitimate Son 847 Jere Macura's Legitimate Dad 848 Goldmember 849 The Dutch Priest 850 The Apple of Coach Brey's Big White European Basketball Eye 851 Hostile Takeover 852 Get Up, Get Down, Get On The Floor 853 2-3 Zone Killer 854 Gouda if it Goes 855 T2: Judgment Day 856 Timmerman Toast Crunch 857 Death From Above 858 The Timmerman Cometh 859 Do You Know the Timmer Man 860 We Can See You're TT! 861 Let's Go Dutch! 862 Holland Dazed and Confused 863 The Plague from the Hague 864 Tom the Tulip 865 Dutch Obliged 866 The Captain That Righted the Notre Dame Basketball Ship 867 Master and Commander 868 Tom "Enough to Overcome CT's Poor Shot Selection" Timmermans 869 The Classic Proverb: Tom is Money 870 NKOTB: Netherlands' King of the Bend 871 The Dutch E-Z Bake Oven 872 Tom "Guess Who Has a 3PT Percentage Now?" Timmermans 873 The White Whale to Our Opponents' Metaphoric Captain Ahab 874 Timms 875 The Bracket Buster 876 The NCAA Leader in Intangibles 877 Peeping Tom 878 Big Shawns Marions 879 Trey Timmermans 880 The Answer to the Question: What Da Hook Gon' Be? 881 50 Euro Cent 882 Uncle Tom Timmerman's Dutch Cabin 883 Thomas The (Dutch) Tank Engine 884 The Irish Beast 885 JACC in the Box 886 CT's Big Dutch Security Blanket 887 Hickory Dickory Dutch 888 Big Poppa 889 T-Murder 890 Driehuis Dream Machine 891 Mr. Short Black Dress Socks 892 Better Shooter Than Colin Falls 893 Jolly Dutch Giant 894 Is He a Factor? Is He a Non-Factor? Nobody Knows! 895 The Reason Hakim Warrick Wakes Up in a Cold Sweat 896 Schweaty Palms 897 Dutch Dimeman 898 Long Tom Silvers 899 Most Likely to Appear in a Local TV Commercial (after Mike Brey) 900 Blonde Vlade Divac Without the Beard 901 The Real Reason Tourists Go to the Netherlands 902 A Better Pure Passer Than Ben Roethlisberger 903 Tommy Hustle 904 Tom "Atkins Friendly" Timmermans 905 The Blue Ridge Bomber 906 Tom "Droppin' Dimes" Timmermans 907 The Dime Droppin' Dutchman 908 The Great Wall of the Netherlands 909 The Incredible Bulk 910 Tom "Call Me Ishmael...No, Don't" Timmermans 911 The Mark Paul Gosselaar of Basketball 912 A Streetcar Named Timmermans 913 The Human Subliminal Rorschach Test 914 Like the Pythagorean Theorem... There is No Answer 915 Tom "Chad, Get Off My Jock" Timmermans 916 Mr. T Sans Bling Bling 917 The Notorious T.A.T. 918 The TAT Offensive 919 JusTom Timberlake 920 Tom Timmermans, So Hot Right Now 921 The Dutch Equivalent of Mardi Gras Beads 922 Timmer man... MER MAN 923 Not Just a Big Dutchman Dunking Basketballs. A Big Dutchman Dunking Basketballs, Old School. 924 Equal Parts Size, Athleticism, and Dutch 925 There's No "I" in Team Because it's in "Timmermans" 926 When You're Not Looking, This Nickname is in Spanish 927 Honesty is the Best Policy, But Timmermans is the Best Defense 928 Tom "Keeping the Mid-Range Jumpshot Alive" Timmermans 929 Not Quite the Sum of His Parts 930 TT the Dutch Plane 931 The Dutch Express 932 Tom "Hot Sizzle" Timmermans 933 C ome Mr. Timmerman, Tommy Me Banana 934 Tom Petty and the Fastbreakers 935 March Madness to the Beat of the Tom-Tom 936 Timmermonkey 937 Tom "I Broke Okafor Down Off the Dribble" Timmermans 938 Not So Tiny Tim Tommermans 939 The Reason For at Least One of Stuart Scott's 15,000 Boo-yah's 940 The Okeydoke Dutch Show 941 The Antilles Heel 942 The Netherlands Neanderthal 943 Brey's Bodyguard 944 Elton Thom 945 Tommy at the Nets 946 Dutchy Feely 947 A Man-and-a-Half 948 Thom Thumbermans 949 A Blond That Every Mother Could Love 950 Dream Date for a Big Girl 951 Identified Foreign Object 952 Tom Timmer-Super-mans 953 Timmer-califragilisticexpialidocious 954 Tom Swishermans 955 Fr. Hesburg's Window Washer 956 West Quad's Golden Dome 957 The Kolassus of Keough 958 JACCpot 959 BookStore ' 04 Dream-Come-True 960 Drive for Show, Dunk for Dough 961 The Irish Assassin 962 Tom "Redifining Eye Level" Timmermans 963 Holland's Highest Elevation 964 Tom-ta-Tom-Tom 965 Hoop-La 966 Troy Murphy Only Smarter 967 Big, Bold, Blond and Beautiful 968 Envy of the Little People 969 The Skyscraper of South Bend 970 Two-and-a-Third Yardsticks 971 The Blond Hypotenuse 972 The European Invasion 973 Bucketman 974 The Center From Helland 975 Give Him an Inch and He'll Be Seven Feet! 976 Reinforced for Wind Shear 977 Leprauchan Legion's Legend 978 Why Women Weep 979 Total Eclipse of the Library 980 Wing Span Man 981 Every Inch a Winner 982 This Blond's No Joke! 983 Leaps Small Defenders in a Single Bound 984 Hoop Hoop Hooray 985 The Big Ticket 986 Working OverTom 987 Add a Flux Capacitor, and He'll Be a Tom Machine 988 The Human Matchup Problem 989 The Answer to the Question: What's Cooler Than Being Cool? 990 The Man for All Seasons 991 The Most Underrated, Underrated Player in the Country 992 The JACC of All Trades 993 Grace in its Purest Form 994 Honorable Mention All Big East 995 The Human Genome 996 The RPI Booster 997 The Human Joystick 998 He's Not a Player He's Just Dutch a Lot 999 The Greatest Center named Tom to Come out of Holland via Virginia 1000 The Man of a Thousand Nicknames 1001 Dutch Gold - (the Natty Light of Ireland, just like Tom, it might not be pretty or smooth, but it gets the job done)

1002 The Token European on the ND Basketball Team

1003 The Amsterdam Live Sex Show

1004 El Gigante

1005 Throwing Elbows From the Elbow

1006 Special, But Not Special Like the Kid Down the Street Special, But Special Like Special K

1007 Top Shelf

1008 Sometimes Three Seconds, But Never Sloppy Seconds

1009 Big Tom Studd

1010 The Human Tetherball Pole

1011 Stretch Velvet

1012 I Signed Up to Host a Dutch, Blonde, Foreign Exchange Student, and This is What They Sent Me

1013 The Dutchman Cometh

1014 Tom "Bring Your Green Hat" Timmermans

1015 Snoop Dogg's Second Cousin, Once Removed

1016 1/8 of the g g g g g …G-unit

1017 The Newest Member of the Roc-A-Fella Family

1018 Dutch & Go

1019 Holla ND!

1020 To HOLL AND Back

1021 Tom "I Like Tulip Service You" Timmermans

1022 Tom "I'll Wind Your Mill Up" Timmermans

1023 Tom "I'm Not Related to Ann Frank" Timmermans

1024 Dutchdown Jesus

1025 The Divine Proportion

1026 Gerry McNamara's Evil Twin

1027 The Reason St. John's Only Has Eight Players

1028 Keith "Tractor" Traylor's Protégé

1029 Turns Third and Inches Into Fourth and Long

1030 Timmerlans Shoe Co.

1031 T-Bag

1032 McGlinn's "O" Face

1033 Dutch By Birth, All-American on the Basketball Court

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