[THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST]

[META: This has been recorded in the present time]

[VIDEO RECORDING STARTS]

D-d-does this w-

[VIDEO FADES OUT INTO STATIC]

[VIDEO FADES BACK IN]

Hello? Ah there we go...

[A MAN WITH RED HAIR, BROWN EYES WHICH CLEARLY LACK SLEEP AND 3-DAY BEARD IS VISIBLE]

Alright... If you see this something is about to happen.

Don't worry I will still anwser the calls, that's not the problem.

I will meet up with... Russians...

Now don't worry this video recording is only accessible by you guys... at least I hope so... If not... well it was a pleasure to meet you all.

If I were to die, I want you to burn my house down.

All of my money, and I mean all of it, is hidden in the basement...

There is a hole under the closet, that's where the money, guns and homemade napalm is hidden.

Take everything. There is also a button inside of the closet. If you press it, my mansion will explode within ten minutes.

There are explosives hidden all over the place, so run for your fucking life upon pressing it.

But I won't die... No... I.. won't.... die...

[THE MAN CLEARLY TRIES TO HOLD BACK TEARS]

Anyways...

I want to tell you... what I did...

So... I... worked with the Russians... for a certain amount of time... because my Russian contacts kept the heat off of me...

It was just a simple "thanks" from me to them... Don't worry I was just a driver for them... nothing more...

Now... some months later... They want to fucking hire me... full-time...

Look... I know a lot of you guys are going to hate me for this... I am meeting up with one of them... the one that made me the offer...

Don't worry...

[THE MAN THEN REVEALS A GLOCK PISTOL AND PROCEEDS TO LOAD IT]

If it goes wrong... I'll sure as hell put up a fight...

[THE MAN SMILES]

Anyways... I-I will make this out alive... I just don't know what to do...

I will decline of course... but I don't know if they'll mark me as a target...

If they do then... well... already told you about that part didn't I?

... Anyways.... Forgive me.