So, here's some context to my clickbait title. The return address on one of my packages (either from the original sender or who they bought it from) was listed as "Pure Romance". A friend of ours also works for Pure Romance and threw a party for my wife and her friends, what they sell are... well... sexual aids of all sorts and kinds (it's basically a Tupperware party for lube, oils, and various phallic objects.)

So, I immediately became worried about what was inside my package. Was it going to be a Masamune Buttplug? (OUCH! You thought Aerith had it rough.) Nope, instead it was just a Plush Vincent. Which was totally awesome and great. Also extremely fitting because his birthday is October 13th and that's my birthday too (and it's just around the corner.)

I also recieved this set of Shin-ra Stickers, so I can plaster those around on things so that everyone knows that I support evil Mega-Corps draining the planet's life-force.