I just wanted you to know, that your dad is one of the best dads ever. He's hilarious. (I'm saying this from the little text posts you made about him. They're great. Tell your dad he's great.)

I’m glad you think so! Unfortunately I can’t tell my dad you think he’s great because then he might visit my blog

of course it’s possible he already knows about it and is secretly reading it

if that’s the case, then: ‘hi dad. a stranger on the internet thinks you’re one of the best dads ever!

stop reading my blog’