...The Sex

God dammit. It's always gotta be something, doesn’t it? We’ve been over this. Say it with me: show a sex scene early on so that people know what they’re working toward. I’ll be honest, do not play this game if you’re kind of horny and hoping to see some steamy yuri action. This is the type of game where I worry that I’m fucking up while playing. Am I not doing the right things to unlock the sex? Did I get the censored version somehow? Did I skip passed it and not realize it? WHERE is the sex??? And after two hours of searching, I come back to report that I never found it. Sure girls can get their clothes torn off during battle and give you some CG art upon capture, but not once did I find a real sex scene. It got so bad I opened up Google and ran searches to figure out what you needed to accomplish in order to receive some. Apparently you need to capture certain girls, acquire certain items, go certain places, check on the hub world at certain times, etc. At this point I’m frustrated. This would all be fine and dandy if there was a short sex scene or two earlier on to set your expectations. Then you could say “Damn, bunny girl had a hot scene, but I want to figure out what items I need to unlock boar girl’s scene next time!” Alas, you won’t be finding any sex that’s fap-worthy until hours after playing. And then when you finally get there, the scenes aren’t even voiced! Hell there’s no sound effects! The writing and art are hot, but not spend hours of my life searching for them levels of hot. How? How can the pacing and introduction of new gameplay elements be so well balanced, yet the inclusion of sex in a sex game be so horribly lopsided?



