My card came today! I received an adult mad libs card. Somehow, my Santa knew that my house is a black hole where pens go never to be seen again, and so my card was pre-filled by Santa himself (though I suspect Greg played a part as well).

Now I must say that I have never had the chance to scratch "Gregging in a one-Greg open Greg" off the bucket list, and as the fiancé would probably not approve, I assume I never will. Though I do foresee plenty of 100 proof "Greg" in the future this holiday season.

Thank you for the Gregtastic holiday card Santa! I hope you have a great 2014 as well!