(Originally posted on July 31, 2017.) The cheeseburger is proof that America is the greatest country on earth. It's delicious AND convenient: you can hold it in one hand while you punch someone or keep on working on the next great invention.

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Liberals like to say "diversity is our strength," but their best example is to "look at all the great restaurants!"

The truth is, it's just the opposite. Other cultures eat disgusting food.

Everyone told me I’d love the food in Israel but it was all about dipping one thing into something else and I don’t want that. It was like eating all the leftovers in the fridge.

Asians are smarter than us so why is their food crap? They even eat things that are still alive.

Most of Africa has no food so I can’t really criticize it…

Even the cuisine of other Western countries isn’t that great, either. Only America wins!