It’s finally happened: I’ve been quoted in a commercial for a soon-to-be-canceled reality show:

(Which, by the way, is better than the time I found out I appeared in an anti-gay marriage ad.)

As the commercial notes, the show hasn’t even premiered yet:

Well, no one’s actually talking about it. We’re just mocking the concept of prosperity gospel preachers who think their wealth (courtesy of gullible parishioners) is a sign of favor from God.

There’s nothing especially unique about a reality show featuring rich, talentless people. If I want to see ostentatious displays of wealth accumulated in the name of God, I’ll visit the Vatican before I watch this show.

Quote that in your next commercial, Oxygen.

(Thanks to David for the link)



