Christie Chris has begun his New Hampshire offensive and he’s tearing into Marco Rubio like some wild rabid genetically enhanced bear-wolverine-shark that shoots bees out of it’s mouth mauling a coddled little bubble boy.







Get some popcorn and let’s watch together:

Wow. For his part, Marco is brushing off the attacks, saying that Christie has had “a bad day” in Iowa. I think that’s a smart play, but if the media keeps playing this clip non-stop, it’s gonna eventually start making Marco look like a wimp. Also I’m just gonna mention “gang of eight” right here, because if I don’t, I get readers outside my door with pitchforks and torches.