While I sit here and wait for a new video to upload, our friends at io9 found some pretty random news from all the way in Japan.

They report that in the city of Beppu in Japan’s Ōita Prefecture, you can visit Hotel Jzauruss, a “love hotel” modeled on Steven Spielberg’s 1993 Jurassic Park.

My first question was: “Why would you want to go here?” To which my brain immediately replied: “Why wouldn’t you?” Do ya think things get kinky with an electric fence? Think they sell dino-skinned condoms? Think you can have some fun in the mouth of a Tyrannosaurus Rex? Can I role play as Dr. Alan Grant or Dr. Ian Malcolm (life will find a way….)? I have about a million bizarre questions that’ll never equal just how weird it is that this place even exists. A+

The site scored a slew of weird images that come from this link.