Man killed by porn collection

Death by porn. Seems it’s a real thing. According to a report in the UK Mirror, a Japanese man died after his six ton porn collection toppled over and crushed him. Think about that for a minute – that’s 12,000 pounds of porn! Who in this day and age of limitless online porn hoards that much physical porn? I mean, what do you do with it when friends and family visit? Shovel it all into the closet? I don’t think so.

So what could be worse than being crushed to death by your six ton porn collection? Well, it seems rotting under the massive pile for six months is the answer to that question. That’s right. The body of the 50 year old collector was found six months later by his landlord who was visiting to collect unpaid rent. Seems all of his money went towards his porn collection.

Moral of the story. Stick to internet porn boys and girls. It’s much safer in the end.

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