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Hitler doesn't like the new meta after the Heroes of Skyrim drop

00:00 - 00:03 Heroes of Skyrim has been released

00:04 - 00:05 and we are hoping to build some decks.

00:05 - 00:07 We particularly thought you would be

00:08 - 00:12 interested in a couple of cards specifically:

00:12 - 00:15 Echo of Akatosh and Praetorian Commander

00:17 - 00:21 Just another failed attempt to make token decks relevant, I assume

00:24 - 00:26 Not exactly...

00:27 - 00:28 Not tokens...

00:31 - 00:33 Tokens aren't effected at all

00:34 - 00:38 Summoning them gives your whole deck keywords or stat bonuses

00:53 - 00:58 If you quit Hearthstone because of RNG, leave the room now.

01:13 - 01:15 Of all the insanity!

01:15 - 01:17 That much raw value for 6 mana is insane!

01:18 - 01:23 Do they think people enjoy facing 2-mana 7/5s?

01:25 - 01:28 We might as well all just dust our Odahviings now-

01:29 - 01:34 he'll do nothing at all to a board full of giant monsters!

01:34 - 01:37 I'll have to use hard removal on two drops

01:37 - 01:40 because they'll be too huge to ignore!

01:40 - 01:42 But sir, playing a 3/3 on turn 6 is a huge tempo loss!

01:42 - 01:46 Their next turn could be a 6/4 drain!

01:46 - 01:48 Just win before turn 6 and you'll be fine...

01:48 - 01:52 I'm not interested in a game that locks me into aggro!

01:53 - 01:54 We had a diverse meta!

01:56 - 01:57 So many different viable builds,

01:57 - 02:00 endless possibilities and the excitement

02:00 - 02:03 of trying to outguess your opponent each game!

02:04 - 02:08 Now it's just the haves vs the have nots

02:08 - 02:13 and what they "have" is an 8/7 with charge, drain, and ward for 3 mana!

02:14 - 02:16 You can't play around this,

02:17 - 02:21 there's no counter to it except getting there first!

02:27 - 02:29 I was so excited for this set to drop,

02:30 - 02:34 I saved up my gold and soul gems-

02:34 - 02:36 now only two cards even matter.

02:41 - 02:42 My sorcerer,

02:43 - 02:47 my beautiful midrange archer that I put so much work into...

02:48 - 02:53 They're just trash now, soul trap fodder.

02:54 - 02:56 What good is Unstoppable Rage

02:56 - 02:59 when opp's lanes are full of cheap giant monsters

03:00 - 03:02 and they still have mana left over to javelin?

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, Gerda, you can still play arena.

03:14 - 03:16 Deck building is no fun any more.

03:19 - 03:23 I feel like Ulfric when he was lost in Alduin's Mist.

03:25 - 03:26 It's all over.

03:31 - 03:33 I'm selling my account.

03:40 - 03:46 All our dreams of attracting Hearthstone veterans and passing up Shadowverse

03:46 - 03:49 have been wiped out by two little cards.