POLICEMEN have admitted they enjoy Typhoo tea, the comedian Jethro and Sweet & Spicy Pot Noodles.

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The officers confirmed that most of them live in new-build semis furnished by DFS, and that they prefer reading novels based on true events, like those by Andy McNab.

PC Norman Steele, from Stevenage, said: Me and the wife watch The One Show because its telling you whats going on in the world, isnt it?

Weve got a 60-inch telly because we never go out to shows or anything fancy like that. Theyre not for us.

Usually she cooks and she can work wonders with a jar of Chicken Tonight, but sometimes I do my famous Leek & Ham Pasta N Sauce.

After that I crack a Skol and she has a glass of Lambrini while we do a wordsearch and listen to some Il Divo.

Theyre like opera but with proper songs, like Unbreak Your Heart, but changed into foreign so its classy.

Steele stressed the Andrew Mitchell libel case will not change his values or beliefs and that he will continue to vote Conservative.