Chris Shaw, large human being and top Giants prospect, won the 2018 Barney Nugent Award, which is “is given in recognition of the player in his first big league camp whose performance and dedication in Spring Training best exemplifies the San Francisco Giants spirit.” The award is voted on by teammates, coaches, and training staff.

Shaw impressed teammates in a few ways this spring. He showed off a nice hitting approach:

Shaw hit the ball hard to left against a righty. Shaw hit the ball hard to left against a lefty. #SFGiants — Henry Schulman (@hankschulman) February 27, 2018

He had success against major league pitching:

Brandon Belt rifles a single, steals second, scores on Chris Shaw's double to the left-center gap. Nice swing for Shaw, who served an outside pitch from Taijuan Walker. — Andrew Baggarly (@extrabaggs) February 27, 2018

And, of course, dude hits dingers:

A lot of weather-aided homers today, but Chris Shaw didn't need any help. Hit one two-thirds of the way up the grass hill in right-center. — Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) March 9, 2018

Shaw has been working on his defense this spring, and showed up having dropped a bunch of weight so he could be more athletic in left field. That’s the kind of thing that gets you noticed by your teammates to the extent that they vote for you to win an award. That and dingers, of course. Everyone loves those dingers.

But I’m burying the lede here. The lede is me. Because for the third year in a row, I correctly predicted who would win this award at the start of Spring Training, and so for the third year in a row, you, the McCovey Chronicles reader, need to be reminded that this is the most useless dang superpower in the world. Imagine if I could, like, shoot fireballs out of my hands. Man, that would rule. Nope. Barney Nugent Award. Sorry, me. Imagine if I could predict any other baseball award. Not even national awards either. The Willie Mac Award is a big deal! People get super into it. It sure would be a good look if I knew who would win that before the season started.

Nope. Barney Nugent Award.

Does it matter? No. Is it impressive? I mean, I guess. Is it something I will bring up at every opportunity until I break my streak? Obviously. Was the real award the friends we made along the way? Absolutely not. The real award was the award that I have correctly predicted for three years in a row, and I will be insufferable about that.

A list of the past winners:

1988 - Joe Kmak, Francisco Melendez

1989 - James Steel

1990 - Eric Gunderson

1991 - Mark Leonard

1992 - John Patterson

1993 - Greg Brummett

1994 - J.R. Phillips

1995 - Joe Rosselli

1996 - Marvin Benard

1997 - Dante Powell

1998 - Russ Ortiz

1999 - Damon Minor

2000 - Ben Weber

2001 - Pedro Feliz

2002 - Felix Escalona

2003 - Jason Ellison

2004 - Brian Dallimore

2005 - Scott Munter

2006 - Derin McMains

2007 - Tim Lincecum

2008 - Brian Bocock

2009 - Joe Martinez

2010 - Darren Ford

2011 - Brandon Belt

2012 - Dan Otero

2013 - Brock Bond

2014 - Mark Minicozzi

2015 - Matt Duffy

2016 - Trevor Brown

2017 - Jae-gyun Hwang

Fun fact: This list has accounted for 100% of Giants to ever homer in the 18th inning of a playoff game in a year that the team won the World Series, which means that Chris Shaw is guaranteed to homer in the 18th inning of a playoff game for the Giants in a year that they go on to win the World Series. But first things first. Congratulations to Chris Shaw, Barney Nugent Award winner.