Just an inch away from your face I am staring into your eyes You would be surprised if you could see What's an inch from your face But it's impossible I am invisible

Tiptoeing and holding my breath Almost knocking over a lamp Barely able to contain a sneeze I am invisible I am invisible I am invisible

Did you notice something? Was there somebody there? No, apparently not There you felt it again Something creeping around That you can't see

Doing jumping jacks in the bank Dancing through the supermarket Spinning in the courtroom on one leg I am invisible I am invisible I am invisible

There are details That I haven't worked out Like when I eat my lunch Does it disappear Or do you see it going all the way down?

Did the cat just learn how to fly? No, I'm only holding him up Did the cat turn on the dishwasher? No, I'm holding his paw Pushing down on the switch Making it look like he's Doing it by himself Cause I'm invisible I am invisible I am invisible