Favourite Poem

Supplied by Bob Gardner

Cathedral Builders

by JOHN ORMOND

They climbed on sketchy ladders towards God,

With wince and pulley hoisted hewn rock into heaven,

Inhabited sky with hammers, defied gravity,

Deified stone, took up God's house to meet Him.

And came down to their suppers and small beer;

Every night slept, lay with their smelly wives,

Quarrelled and cuffed the children, lied,

Spat, sang, were happy or unhappy.

And every day took to the ladders again;

Impeded the rights of way of another summer's

Swallows; grew greyer, shakier, became less inclined

To fix a neighbour's roof of a fine evening.

Saw naves sprout arches, clerestories soar,

Cursed the loud fancy glaziers for their luck,

Somehow escaped the plague, got rheumatism,

Decided it was time to give it up.

To leave the spire to others; and stood in the crowd,

Well back from the vestments at the consecration,

Envied the fat bishop his warm boots,

Cocked up a squint eye and said, "I bloody did that."