AMANDA: Look at all this red ink on my paper! It would be a lot more green if you didn't waste ink.

HOBO: Write a better paper.



AMANDA: Maybe I just won't turn in a paper next time!

HOBO: Then I'll fail you.



AMANDA: Maybe I'll just drop out of college! Then there will be no more paperwork killing the earth!

HOBO: Everybody wins.



