all your problems are over

Perhaps... the perfect Christmas gift? He wants to live in your house; I'm pretty sure:

Speaking of Christmas, check out the holiday shipping deadlines beneath these words on the site! They are slipping by us like water in our open hands, one passes even today at noon!

One year ago today: my diary on the day *i* failed to reach the south pole reads "dear diary: today at the office was pretty okay. got some good email forwards. chicken for dinner."

– Ryan