JACKSONVILLE, Al. — #9 Jacksonville State flexed their defensive muscles and stymied Campbell in a 31-14 victory on Saturday. Most of the fireworks happened in the second half of the game as the teams were tied at 7 apiece heading into the break. Camel head coach Justin Average was optimistic in his interview just before entering the tunnel.

“We’re playing good defense and I think (quarterback) Nick is about to find his stride so our offense should be able to keep us in it when we come back out for the second half.”

But something strange happened with 3:15 left in the 3rd quarter. The Camels were only down by 3 after a Jacksonville State field goal. This is where things began to go south for the team in orange. A run 666 playcall from Coach Average resulted in halfback Abom Snow being possessed by an other-worldly entity.

Despite being treated by both the team physician and the team chaplain, Snow never quite recovered from the mistake made by Coach Average and the dark clouds that descended in east Alabama served to remind the onlookers of the dangers of playing with an Ouija board during sleepovers. Justin admitted the error of his ways during the post game press conference.

“Honestly I thought that play would work and things really started to go downhill from there so we’ll have to evaluate our playbook this week during practice.”

Jacksonville State moves to 5-1 on the year and hosts division foe Savannah State in Week 6. Campbell drops to 3-3 and will face North division upstart Chattanooga this coming Wednesday.