Me: Laptop is still for sale. $1200 10:36 AM

+12097820232: Okay hope this is still in excellent condition,but i will offer you $1300.00usd including the shipping expenses and handling ....so you can put it in the mail to my cousin .... Kindly get back to me with your paypal name and your account email so I can proceed in making the payment now 12:18 PM

Me: Will need to meet in person first. Dawson's Coffee on 8th St, 2pm. 12:36 PM

+12097820232: I really do understand u i would have love to meet up and do this locally but am disable and i reside in California that is the reason am paying u through PayPal 12:39 PM

Me: Where in California? 12:39 PM

+12097820232: los angeles 12:43 PM

Me: I happen to be traveling to LA on business tomorrow. Let's meet at the Starbuck's on Century Blvd, just outside LAX, at 4pm. 12:45 PM

+12097820232: i told u already that am disable 12:51 PM

Me: what is your disability? can you send a friend or family member? 12:56 PM

+12097820232: i only stay with a friend who goes to work everyday 12:57 PM

Me: when does that friend get off work? maybe we can meet up somewhere on their way home? 12:58 PM

+12097820232: around 11` 12:59 PM

Me: am or pm? and where do they work? 12:59 PM

+12097820232: he go to work around 7am and he closes work around 11 1:00 PM

+12097820232: 11pm 1:00 PM

Me: A 16 hour shift? That is rough. Where do they work? 1:01 PM

+12097820232: if u want to sell it to me i can just send u the money through paypal okay 1:04 PM

Me: i totally want to sell it to you. how about i stop by your house, you can inspect the laptop, and then we can do the transaction? what’s your address, and what is a good time tomorrow? 1:07 PM

Me: Do we have a deal? I need this money to pay for cancer treatments. If you bail, I'll have to sell meth. 2:08 PM

+12097820232: cant we just do this through paypal cos my condition will not allow me to be able to move around 2:16 PM

Me: Maybe you can help me out. I recently got a large inheritance, but can't afford the court fees. If you pay them, I'll split it. Worth millions. 2:18 PM

+12097820232: sorry dont need that 2:18 PM

Me: Do you want to buy some Viagra, then? Way cheaper than prescription. 2:21 PM

Me: Where should I send the laptop? 2:29 PM

Me: Do we have a deal or not? 2:41 PM

Me: I've got nine kids, all orphans, depending on this. Their mother is yelling at me right now. Are you for real or not? 2:49 PM

+12097820232: okay u will be shipping it to Nigeria and all i just need is your paypal email address so that i can make the payment 3:00 PM

Me: I can't accept payment until I know you are satisfied with the product. That wouldn't be honorable. What is the shipping address? 3:02 PM

+12097820232: u can send the pics to my email at joe.phillip001@gmail.ccom 3:07 PM

Me: There are pics in the craigslist ad. 3:10 PM

+12097820232: i know just to confirm that it is in a good working condition can u send me more pics 3:11 PM

Me: Of what, specifically? It is clearly show in working condition in the posted pics. 3:12 PM

+12097820232: okay and here is the shipping address Name:David Akintomide, Address:Block 248 flat 6 jakande estate, City:Ejigbo, State:Lagos, Country:Nigeria, Postal code:23401. 3:13 PM

Me: You must really like your cousin. 3:15 PM

+12097820232: Yes 3:18 PM

+12097820232: he need it for his work in school 3:19 PM

Me: This is definitely the perfect computer for that. It has AI built in. 3:22 PM

+12097820232: Okay good 3:26 PM

+12097820232: so do u have a paypal account 3:26 PM

Me: I just dropped it off at the post office. Standby for a tracking number. 3:47 PM

Me: is this you? https://www.facebook.com/david.akintomide.7/about 4:18 PM

+12097820232: lols who is that 4:21 PM

Me: It's David Akintomide from Lagos, Nigeria, same as the address you sent me. 4:22 PM

+12097820232: no that is not my cousin sorry 4:23 PM

Me: popular name 4:24 PM

+12097820232: can u just tell me wat u are doing dude 4:25 PM

Me: what do you think? do people actually fall for this scam you are pulling? 4:32 PM

+12097820232: Lolzzzz 4:34 PM

Me: the sad thing is, i bet a lot of people do. 4:39 PM

+12097820232: Ok 4:42 PM

Me: What's the weather like there? It's bloody cold here. 4:43 PM

+12097820232: lemme alone dude 4:45 PM

Me: you contacted me to steal my stuff, and you want me to leave you alone? dude. 4:52 PM