<div class="container"> <div class="jumbotron"> <div class="page-header"> <h1 class="text-center">Calvin</h1> <h2 class="text-center">The world bores you when you’re cool</h2> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="col-xs-8 col-xs-offset-2"> <div class="thumbnail"> <img src="http://www.crazyzoo.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/325.jpg" class="img-responsive"> <div class="caption text-center"><strong>There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want to do </strong></div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="col-xs-10 col-xs-offset-1"> <p> Here are some of the life observations put forth by Calvin; In no particular order as it is absolutely impossible to pick favorites.</p> <ul class="list-group"> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!</li> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.</li> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> Trick or treat!</br> <span class=text-success><strong>Adult:</strong></span> Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be?<br> <span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak. Am I scary, or what?</li> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.</li> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, “I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?</li> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.</li> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.</li> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?</li> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> “I'm a misunderstood genius." <br> <span class=text-success><strong>Hobbes:</strong></span> "What's misunderstood?" <br> <span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.” </li> <li class="list-group-item"><span class=text-primary><strong>Calvin:</strong></span> Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless</li> </ul> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="col-md-10 col-md-offset-1"> <blockquote> <p><i class="fa fa-quote-left fa-pull-left text-info "></i>Since its concluding panel in 1995, Calvin and Hobbes has remained one of the most influential and well-loved comic strips of our time.<i class="fa fa-quote-right text-info"></i></p> <p class="text-center"><small>The Atlantic, "How Calvin and Hobbes Inspired a Generation," October 25, 2013</small></blockquote> </div> </div> <div class="row"> <div class="col-xs-10 col-xs-offset-1"> <div class="row"> <div class="col-sm-4"> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes" target="_blank"><button class = "btn btn-block btn-primary text-center"><small>Read more here</small></button></a> </div> <div class="col-sm-4"> <a href="http://www.progressiveboink.com/2012/4/21/2912173/calvinhobbes" target="_blank"><button class = "btn btn-block btn-primary"><small>and here</small></button></a> </div> <div class="col-sm-4"> <a href="http://www.mybs.com/6045-17-of-the-best-calvin-and-hobbes-moments-that-will-take-you-back/" target="_blank"><button class = "btn btn-block btn-primary"><small>and here too<small></button></a> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <footer class="text-center"><i class="fa fa-wrench fa-2x text-muted"></i>Tribute by <a href="https://www.freecodecamp.com/jiimms" target="_blank">jiimms</a></footer>

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