Noun: Sexual relations between a human being and several burning animal carcasses. The preferred sex act of a Polypyronecrozoophile.Plural: Polypyronecrobestialities.Origin: New Latin, first use 2005Source: Extreme boredom in Oxford MS

When I caught my boyfriend in the bathroom, furiously thrusting his tumescent member into a flaming Turducken (a boneless turkey stuffed with a boneless duck stuffed with a chicken,) I knew it was over. I might have been able to forgive him if he hadn't set my shower curtain on fire by engaging in full-on polypyronecrobestiality.