Andy Milonakis is setting the bar high for cosmetic surgeons. This wigga was born with botox, making the 41-year-old look like a mere teenage boy. In fact, the first thing that comes up when you google his name is “Why Andy 41??”.

Don’t worry, you’re about to find out his secret. Was he actually born with botox? No, relax Kris Jenner if you’re reading this, there’s no point in trying to look for his surgeon! Andy was born with a growth hormone deficiency, which among many other things, means he has a micropenis. Yep. You read it right. M I C R O P E N I S. Andy has a tic tac looking dinky wink. A noodle of a doodle, if you will.

So ladies, if you’re thinking of sucking young/old Andy’s dick, at least you’ll feel like a professional deepthroating cumslut for 3 seconds (presumably that’s how long his pixie dixie will last.)

Would you give mini Andy a handy? Let us know in the comment section!