Just to save you a little time, the woman with her left breast partially exposed is in the upper right quadrant of the beach page of "Where's Waldo?" Waldo is, of course, the little man with the striped shirt and spectacles who wanders in the pages of his books through everything from track meets to Viking hordes, so lost in the crowd that it is a challenge for kids to find him in the illustrations.

It is difficult to find the woman with the bare breast, too. But if you look real hard you can spot her just below the guys running on the beach and just above the man buried up to his neck in sand. Where you can't find her is in the library at the Springs Public School on Long Island. There the Waldo book has been banned because of the breast.

The Cat in the Hat is nude except for the gloves, the tie and, yep, the hat. Winnie the Pooh does not wear pants. Just a warning.

The breast in the Waldo book is roughly the size of the last letter of this sentence. It appears in the first of the best-selling picture book series for children because, I suspect, of an old kids' gag fantasy, as enduring as the one about the drugstore with Prince Albert in a can ("You'd better let him out!") or the call to the deli to ask the counterman if he has pig's feet ("Well, just wear shoes. Nobody will notice them.").