It’s been a tough season so far for the Newcastle faithful with the Jets still looking for their first three points of the season thanks mainly to their back-line leaking worse than the Pasha Bulker did on Nobbys beach.

So seeing as how gambling on a Jets victory isn’t likely to get you a return we’ve decided to create a betting market where you may actually win.

Newcastle Jets’ Accurate Betting Market

Jets take the lead: $1.02

Then give it up: $1.07

Left-back keeps opposition striker onside: $1.70

Score two or more goals: $4.30

Phil Stubbins remains seated for match duration: $5.30

Rival supporters outnumber Squadron: $8.90

Adrian Madaschi wins a footrace: $11.40

Halftime kids’ matches outshine actual on-field play: $34.00

Edson Montano finds an unoccupied channel: $201.00

Joel Griffiths abuses an official: SUSPENDED

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