You got…

Blimey. Are you sure you weren't cheating?

You didn't go outside much as a child, did you? (Well done, though)

Fantastic work, don't let anyone tell you it was a misspent youth

Excellent, an achievement to be proud of

Not perfect, but a sterling effort

Many congrats

Solid work my friend

A respectable effort

Not bad, but other people are going to show you up

Reasonable, but not amazing

Fair to, quite literally, middling

OK, but could do better

Could be worse … but worry if it is

Yeah, not great, to be honest

This hasn't gone at all well

Maybe you're a bit young for this

Were you watching football in the 90s?

Perhaps football isn't really for you

Ah, well, this is a bit embarrassing

Hey, at least you didn't get zero

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear