Hey, NHL players are just like us … provided "us" includes those who accidentally tweet out links to pornographic websites on occasion.

That's San Jose Sharks star Logan Couture's feed from Wednesday night, which spewed forth a link to YouJizz.com, a pornographic video site. This link in particular transported followers to the videos with the most views. His 110,000 followers. Whoops.

The tweet was deleted about 20 minutes after it appeared, but not before it was screen-capped and summarily ridiculed. And by that we mean: If you're thinking about the best Alexander Semin joke to make right now, slow your roll because someone's already made it.

And now, Puck Daddy presents the Top 5 Logan Couture "Why I tweeted a porn link" excuses ... (UPDATE: And his actual excuse as well.)

5. "I was hacked. And since Tim Peel was officiating, no one saw it."

4. "I searched for 'filthy awesome porn' and just assumed it would lead me to Pavel Datsyuk shootout highlights."

3. "You try having your name mentioned in a potential Rick Nash trade to Columbus for five months, and then tell me how much stress relief you require."

2. "This was a calculated move to ensure I never have to win the Lady Byng."

And finally …

1. "Hey, when you've got great hands, you've got great hands."

Party on Logan Couture. And for future reference, never hit the little blue box with the Twitter bird in it instead of the "Watch it in HD" button. We've all been there. OK, some of us have been there. OK, a few of our writers have been there ...

Stick-tap ... er, credit to Joe Yerdon.

UPDATE: Couture responded to the sudden surge in interest about his Twitter feed.

And there he goes, besmirching the good name of freaks ...

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