In an alternate reality Hasbro never renewed My Little Pony for a fourth generation. However, in Russia, an aspiring cartoonist born to the race that brought fetal alcohol syndrome to the world saw his chance and to win the rights to the show. He challenged Hasbro to a drinking game, every single employee verses that one young man alone, hasbro underestimated the powers of a slav and foolishly accepted, soon the bar was filled with hundreds of passed out company employee's and one slightly tipsy slav. This was how My Little Pony, the slav generation, was born. The show is not all that different, Twilight remains the smartest character in the cast by being the only literate pony in all of St. Poniesburg; Pinkie Pie still makes ponies smile by way of back alley vodka, antifreeze for when money is too tight for vodka, and heroine; and Rarity works in a clothing store that sells nothing but flat caps, cheap leather jackets, and of course tracksuits. Many children have learned great morals from the show such as: It is always better to gang up on someone than to take them one on one, never honk at someone who cut you off in traffic because chances are they bought a makarov behind a dumpster, and make sure you know how to squat because Russian economy is not so good and therefore chairs are a rich man luxury.

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In an alternate reality Hasbro never renewed My Little Pony for a fourth generation. However, in Russia, an aspiring cartoonist born to the race that brought fetal alcohol syndrome to the world saw his chance and to win the rights to the show. He challenged Hasbro to a drinking game, every single employee verses that one young man alone, hasbro underestimated the powers of a slav and foolishly accepted, soon the bar was filled with hundreds of passed out company employee's and one slightly tipsy slav. This was how My Little Pony, the slav generation, was born. The show is not all that different, Twilight remains the smartest character in the cast by being the only literate pony in all of St. Poniesburg; Pinkie Pie still makes ponies smile by way of back alley vodka, antifreeze for when money is too tight for vodka, and heroine; and Rarity works in a clothing store that sells nothing but flat caps, cheap leather jackets, and of course tracksuits. Many children have learned great morals from the show such as: It is always better to gang up on someone than to take them one on one, never honk at someone who cut you off in traffic because chances are they bought a makarov behind a dumpster, and make sure you know how to squat because Russian economy is not so good and therefore chairs are a rich man luxury.

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