Hey there! Painlesspurple here, I was bored af and couldn't sleep, so I decided to write this fanfic. I was gonna write one about my dick, but that shit'll be a long story, and my phone's almost dead, so I'll tell a shorter story. Here we go:

It was 10:30pm, and robloxjack226 was feeling really horny, so he got on his phone and went on hentaihaven(because he's a fucking weeaboo- and so are 99% of the people that are reading this story). He tapped on "most fapped" and found a milf porno with a hot ass thumbnail of a lady sucking off a boy. He presses play and starts jerking off.

It's been about half an hour now and robloxjack226 still hasn't ejaculated. He was feeling really depressed, but then he remembers drawn-hentai is always there for him. He hops on the site and starts jerking off to some Naruto porn. He enjoyed it but still hasn't ejaculated, so he just decided to give up. He closes safari and was just about to shut off his phone when he realizes...it's 11:11pm! He knew this was the right time to make a wish, so he prayed upon the almighty Onision. He said; "my onion lord, my savior, could you please grant a wish from me? My wish is to grow my below average and make it at least a size average, and maybe above average if you could. Thank you my lord, a-fucking-men." Robloxjack226 shuts off his phone and goes to sleep happily.

The next day, robloxjack226 wakes up at around 9am. First thing that came into his mind was his penis size. He looks in his pants and his eyes widen with shock..."IT DIDNT FUCKING GROW!" robloxjack226 screams as he throws his pillow. "I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE FAKE, ONION LORD, I JUST KNEW IT!" he angrily shouts.

Robloxjack226's mom walks in his room and says "Hey darling it's time to get dressed for school..!" Robloxjack gets up and does his make up. The...fucking end.

Alroightt, like always, thank you for reading my awesome fan fics. Sorry I had to tell a short ass story, my phone is about to die, so...peace out faggots. (God damn that rlly reminds me of my youtube days).