Jennifer Aniston Tweets Away John Mayer, Twitter Whore

Not only does John Mayer flirt with girls in real life, he does it via Twitter too! The incredibly popular, social Web site, Twitter, has claimed its first celebrity break up. Jennifer Aniston dumped John Mayer this week because he lied about not having enough time for her, when he was wasting time on the social Web site instead. Mayer relinquished his rights to Aniston's Twat for a chance to Tweet, sad day for geeks everywhere. Let this be a fucking lesson to everyone who thinks Twitter is a great idea. And stop telling people when you take a shower on Twitter, it's obnoxious.