1. Wait, how is my break over already? Ugh, time for another rotation I guess.

2. Better lather up on the old sunscreen before I get out there. I’ve got enough weird tan lines already.

3. Right. Staring at the water. Water water water. Kids kids kids. Water water water.

4. Look at that little weirdo, he definitely thinks he’s a dolphin. Ha ha. Bless him.

5. OH GOD HE TRIED TO DIVE AND DID A BELLY FLOP. Worst dolphin ever tbh.

6. Oh wow, look at that 10/10 babe over there.

7. Hey there 10/10 babe. I’m protecting you right now. You’re welcome.