Oh, wow, you have to do that every day? That sounds terrible—it’s super flattering that you've been choosing to use this one, though, gosh.



As for the tears, I decided that they were a bit overwrought and lacked too much nuance. I think this is better.



…It might have also been the dozen motley people at the last convention who variously asked me, “Why are they all so sad,” pfftft.



Thanks again.