I'VE WATCHED SOME MORE GAME OF THRONES.

- AH, YES, PALADIN BUTTERS.ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

- WELL, IT'S PRETTY GOOD,I GUESS.

BUT HAVE YOU EVER NOTICEDTHAT ALMOST EVERY TIME

THEY SHOW A GUY'S WIENERTHAT GUY'S CHARACTER IS GAY?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- WELL, IT'S JUST THAT THEY HAVEA LOT OF GIRLS' BOOBS

AND VAGINAS AND STUFF,

BUT MOST TIMESTHEY SHOW A MAN'S WIENER,

IT'S BECAUSE THAT GUY'S INA LOVE SCENE WITH ANOTHER GUY.

YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSEGAY WIENERS ARE LESS THREATENING

TO WOMEN VIEWERS?

- I BELIEVE YOU MIGHT BE MISSINGTHE GREATER POINT OF SHOW,

PALADIN BUTTERS.

- YEAH, I KNOW.

WINTER IS COMING,

AND THERE'S DRAGONS AND ZOMBIESON THE WAY.

I'M PRETTY EXCITEDFOR THAT.

JUST CAN DO WITH A LITTLE LESSGAY WIENER IS ALL.

- WE HAVE WORDFROM THE KINDERGARTNERS.

THEY'VE AGREED TO JOIN US.

[all cheering]

- THOSE XBOX ONESARE AS GOOD AS OURS.

all: YEAH!- WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,XBOX ONES?

- THAT'S WHATTHIS IS ALL ABOUT, CRAIG.

WE'RE ALL TRYING TO GETXBOX ONES ON BLACK FRIDAY.

- I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTINGPLAYSTATION 4s.

- WHAT?- UH, ME TOO.

- NO, GUYS,

WHEN I SAID WE'RE GONNA GETTHE NEXT GEN GAMING SYSTEMS,

I WAS OBVIOUSLY TALKINGABOUT XBOXES.

- YEAH.

- BUT I WANT A PS4,NOT A CRAPPY XBOX.

- LOOK, GUYS.

WE ALL HAVE TO AGREEON ONE SYSTEM.

- THAT'S RIGHT.

- IF SOME OF US ARE ON PS4s,BUT THE REST OF US ARE ON XBOXES

THEN WE ALLCAN'T PLAY TOGETHER ONLINE.

SEE? THIS IS ALL ABOUTCOMMITTING TO ONE MACHINE.

- RIGHT.LET'S ALL GET PS4s.

- NO, THE XBOXESARE GONNA BE BETTER.

- THEY'RE NOT BETTER,THEY'RE JUST MORE EXPENSIVE.

- WE ARE GETTING XBOX ONES,GUYS, AND THAT IS FINAL.

- THAT'S EXACTLYHOW XBOX PEOPLE ARE.

- YEAH!- FINE!

IF YOU GUYS DON'T WANNAJOIN US ON BLACK FRIDAY

TO GET XBOXES,THEN THAT'S FINE!

- WE'RE STILL GOING TO FIGHTON BLACK FRIDAY,

JUST NOT WITH YOU.

- OH, IT'S GOING TO BELIKE THAT, IS IT?

- EVERYONE WHO WANTSTO GET PS4s, JOIN WITH US.

- NO, WE CAN'T DIVIDELIKE THIS.

STAN, YOU'RE ON OUR SIDE,RIGHT?

- I LIKE THE PS4'SCONTROLLER BETTER.

- STAN, THE PS4 DOESN'T HAVETHE SEAMLESS TRANSITION

BETWEEN GAMES, MOVIES, AND TVOFFERED BY XBOX ONE.

- THE PS4 CONTROLLERHAS A TOUCHPAD INTERFACE.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.

I TOLD YOU I THOUGHTTHE PS4 WAS BETTER,

BUT YOU NEVER WANTEDTO LISTEN TO ME, KYLE.

YOU JUST HAD YOUR HEAD SO SETBECAUSE...

BECAUSE THAT'SHOW XBOX PEOPLE ARE.

- THEN I GUESS I'LL SEE YOUON BLACK FRIDAY.

- IF I SEE YOU AT THE MALL,KYLE,

I WILL HAVE TO TRYTO BEAT YOU INSIDE.

- I KNOW.

- COME ON, KYLE.

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