There's an old BBC sci fi comedy show called Red Dwarf. In an episode called "Better Than Life" in 1989, The main character, Lister, signs up for any junk mail going just so he can have some mail to open. His bunkmate, Rimmer, then mocks him by saying "Please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit - 4 super brushes that clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. I am over 18 but my IQ isn't."



So I figured, for a laugh, I'd whip up the advert that Lister replied to.