It’s Memorial Day Weekend. Everybody should be at a barbecue eating hotdogs and drinking beer. Not me. I’m still fuming over Lebron James. My wife is screaming at me to help her get ready for people to come over in 20 minutes. NOT NOT WOMAN! I need to blog about Bron Bron because in case you missed it last night was arguably Bron Bron’s masterpiece performance in terms of disgustingness. Right now ESPN is literally cumming themselves showing Bron Bron highlights. Comparing it to the Jordan Flu Game blah, blah, blah. For me I can’t stop puking. Lebron did EVERYTHING that makes me despise him last night. The fake injuries. The hobbling around after ever single missed shot. The grimacing and fake agony so everybody in the world knew he had a boo boo. The collapsing on the floor at the buzzer so everybody would look at him. It was Lebron theatrics on top of Lebron theatrics. Here are my Top 4 Bron Bron moments from last night.

1. Bron Collaspes on the Floor at the Buzzer

2. Lebron flops, turns the ball over and then throws a tantrum and doesn’t get back on defense with the game on the line.

I literally haven’t seen anybody but me talk about this. There was under a minute to go in the game. The Hawks were up 1. Bron Bron turns the ball over and then flops to try and draw a foul. The Hawks lead the break the other way and Lebron literally never gets up or even tries to get back in the play. He just laid at the other end of the court throwing a tantrum. If the Hawks convert on this 5-4 the game is over and it’s all Bron Bron’s fault and I’d still be popping bottles. Just the biggest selfish baby play in the history of basketball and people are acting like it never happened.

3. Lebron calls for a sub in OT and then waves it off

NSFW: Lebron suffers gruesome injury (may have to amputate) but fights thru pain to carry Cavs to victory. #Warrior pic.twitter.com/nyN4RZe8og — Sam’s Army (@BarstoolSam) May 25, 2015

Vintage Bron Bron. Limping after every missed shot. Letting the world know he’s hurt. Listen this dude never contemplated coming out of the game. He just wanted everybody to say what a warrior he was for staying in even though nobody thought he was coming out till he asked out and then waved it off.

4. Bron Bron doesn’t Let Matthew Dellavedova Answer His Own Questions at Post Game Presser

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There goes Daddy Lebron doing Daddy Lebron things again. Seriously if you were Dellavedova wouldn’t you want to punch Bron Bron right in the nose. Dellavedova is a 24 year old man. Let him speak for himself. Dellavedova even said he wanted to answer it for himself. The guy is just so infuriating.