So I got home early from work today and sitting on my porch? Awesomeness!

I am actually shaking from excitement and wonder as I pick up the box and rush inside. Forget the live meal worms in the car I just got for my brand new pet bearded dragon. It's frigid out... They'll stay.

Can't take the time to find the scissors... My keys will unlock this package.

Ahh. Wow. The wrapping job! But I'm so anxious! Okay, let's calm down. Read the scroll first... That is the polite thing to do.

Yay!!! The scroll tells me to unwrap first!

Chocolate frogs and tasty jelly beans galore. And what's this? A package... Hmmm... Wow! Books! So excited! And what is this under the first package? Another package!

Wow. Oh. Wow. It's. it's beautiful! Holy crap. This is. Yes, this is a house scarf for Ravenclaw! Oh my god. Oh my god! Wow! Heeheehee!

Wife comes home. "I'm stealing that". Me: "Oh no you are not!" Smiles for the rest of the night :-D