Alright! I have finally awoken from my post-Christmas coma and am reasonably active again. So let me say this.



MERRY BELATED CHRISTMAS GREETINGS!! I hope your holidays were stuffed to the brim with more feed and mead than you could imagine, Van. So much so, that the sofa or couch became your new best friend for the remainder of the evening. People do tend to...ahem, gorge themselves, during this time of year.



A cleverly conceived poem, by the way. Maybe you should be a poet, or maybe you are a poet and you just don't know it. Ha! Okay. That was lame, I know.



Incidentally, has Gogo been juicing lately, because....Sweet Jesus! Those biceps, quads and calves are looking exceptionally....PUMPED UP! She's been bench pressing transport trucks again, hasn't she.



Anyways. Harry Holidays Van.