Bad Rats Show 2016 Gaming Rig

As I have been granted special early access to Bad Rats Show, I was able to design a custom built gaming PC built specifically for Bad Rats Show®. Before I get started, I want to make clear that this build is intended for those die-hard fans who are willing to pay top dollar for the best Ratting™ experience and is not meant for phonies who only pretend to enjoy the Bad Rats® franchise. Without further ado, I present the Lean Mean Rat'n Machine®:



To kick things off, I've decided to focus on what got us into Bad Rat'n® in the first place; stunning visuals. Bad® Rats® has always been about pushing the boundaries between polar opposites. From the insightful questions about our own morality, asking profound questions such as: what is good or Bad®, all the way down to what can be considered real or rendered. Bad Rats: The Rat's Revenge® was the first video game of it's genre, or any genre for that matter, to introduce graphics so "real" that players were often left confused when they were taken out of their, what has been coined as: "RatLand®." Although, many were put off by the thought of being able to transcend dimensions through their monitors, the brave and courageous of us endured and experienced Bad® Rats® to it's full potential. Now, after seven years, Invent4® has done it again. Taking a step, or four, across the boundaries of space and time, they have successfully created a computer simulation so accurate to our own universe that the two can hardly be distinguished. The creators at Invent4® have crafted the Bad® Rats® universe from the earliest moments of life.



Now how can YOU run this universe on Ultra settings to enjoy every last atom of Bad Rats®? Thats what the parts list is for.



You will first need: 6x HP F1R08A NVIDIA Tesla k40 12GB Modules ~ $78,000

And: 2x NVIDIA Quadro m6000 24GB Graphics Cards ~$10,000



Why all the graphics cards? Simple, most of the computing power required to run Bad Rats® Show® is actually not visual effects or graphics, but rather the processing of the advanced AI that is bult into the game. Generally, the AI calcualtions in the industrial version of Bad® Rats® Show® are much more complicated and demanding, but in the consumer version they are simplified to conform to energy laws in most of the U.S. The Quadro graphics processing units are to translate the extremely complicated hyper-binary code that the B®a®d® R®a®t®s® universe is built with into a simplified language that can be transcoded to our primitive displays.



Next up on the list: 1x HP 595727-B21 Intel Xeon X5650 6-Core CPU ~$113,000



You may think a processing unit would be the most important part of the Bad® Rats® experience, but the truth might surprise you. In fact, its only required to assist your computer through the first steps while the AI supplies and transgenetically magnifies the macron cells of Invent4®'s processing houses in the Bad® Rats® universe to your computer's DVD drive. Once DirectX 42 has been installed, your computer won't even require a CPU anymore! The effects of the universe last Forever®.



Before you think about hooking up everything and booting up your copy of Bad® Rats® Show®, don't forget to hook up your power supply! Support is limited at the moment and there is only one power supply capable of supplying and connecting to the Bad® Rats® Matrikz®. At a measly $49,000,000, the highest bidder will receive unrestricted access to the Hoover Dam's entire power supply for 3 months! Get bidding!



The list is done! Coming to a grand total of ~$50,000,000, a price sure to filter the unworthy from the player base, the entire Rat® Machine® is complete. You may be wondering about all the other parts... Don't worry, Invent4® has ensured that the Bad® Rats® universe will automatically generate all missing components from within the Matrikz®. Leaving you with a clean, easy Rat'n® experience.



-Scooby, Rat Enthusiast