I'm tire of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera



Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti



Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas



Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman



A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge



I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright



Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce



A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine



If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason



Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg



I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt



There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens



Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens



When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley



I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison



If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman



Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams



One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow



Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald



My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown



Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen



Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown



Faith is a fine invention

When Gentlemen can see -

But Microscopes are prudent

In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson



The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker



I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan



She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"

The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton



Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin



