: *Hypnotised* That is amazing!

: How long has she-

: Three hours.

: Hippogriff using toy for three hours?

: She’s been using it on THESE STAIRS for three hours. She’s been using the toy for eight. Ocellus, Smolder and I are researching Hippogriff attention spans



: No. I’M doing the research. You’re just sat here eating crisps and copying my homework for Historical Apple Family Friendships for Professor Applejack.

: Sounds fun. Mind if i have one?

: *grumble*