In the epic fantasy land known as The Kingdom, in its central region called Kingdomia, a beautiful princess has been saved by a dashing knight. Evil has been fought; justice has prevailed. How is it that, when the knight goes missing and the princess is once again in need of rescuing, a pint-sized drunk named Truman must save her, and the seven gods that once kept the world in harmony? It all started with an innocent lie. And it will end when all the gods are saved -- or Truman is dead. Of course, if Truman dies, the Kingdom will be conquered by pure evil. He'll just have to try not to think about that as he battles his way to save the first of the seven gods.