Who might run out of trumpet juice? Whose Feature began "falling away like a wet paper bag?" How often does Matt say "basically" in every episode? Why DO bums suddenly explode? Why can't Gav manage a single sentence without using the word "like"? Onion, served hot, in a bun. 100% pure onion! When did they last say "The show that's the same every week"? Regular Features: "Better than Heaven, because there's more sex" How many times has Log mentioned his willy? Have you just gone and shat on Log's floor? Who was trapped in the eye of the shitstorm? Who has snapped more banjo strings than a George Formby convention? Who just came in on a banana boat? Who hates being the most squalid person on the podcast? Who claims their own mother looks just like Tommy Cooper? Why do these bone-heads refer to podcast LISTENERS as READERS? Just who is Roger Helmer? When did Matt say "I could really suck a fat dick about now"? In which episode did Log say "gaba-gaba-gaba-ga-doyng"? What is a hooberstank? How many times has Steve said "Mmmm"? Is that a volcano or a paedophile? When did Matt last try to claim he was straight? Who on Regular Features team is "the kooky one that breaks everything?" Have you just shat on Steve's towel? Who said "Woof it up, ladies!"? Will someone give Joe Skrebels a job? Anyone?!? Which total muppet edited episode 5 and put the same jingle in TWICE? In how many episodes does Gav talk about his porno addiction?

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