Round 'em up.

Put 'em in the pens.

Harvest personal opinion, views, and private information against will of non-zombies.

Look over shoulders of non-zombies to ensure accuracy.

Right to bodily functions, personal needs, and individual humors can be suppressed.

Forcefully extract "interest" in zombie farm topic via implicit or direct threat of social sanction.

Force empty applause via threat of sanction.

Beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep. Timer goes off. Next topic.

Forcefully break any accidentally generated actual interest in previous topic.

Must generate more interest through force and coercion in new topic.

Threaten naturally uninterested non-zombies with more sanctions, socially stigmatic in nature.

Rinse.

Repeat.

Try to zombify them.

Label dissidents--those still living naturally--as disabled, troublesome, silly, or slow.

Keep zombie farm moving.

Never stop zombie farm.