Phil Jackson, or, rather, a coarsely animated version of him, is sitting in a hotel room, threatening Gregg Popovich, the San Antonio Spurs coach, and pressing him to join the Knicks with a big-city sales pitch.

The two characters’ voices sound conspicuously dissimilar to those of their real-life counterparts.

“Come to New York, Gregg, an actual city with money, fame, non-obese people, pizza, Halal carts, obese people,” Jackson says, pausing for a breath, “… a park.”

The silly setup appears in the latest installment of “Spurs Special Forces,” a cartoon web series that imagines Popovich and his players as a squad of commandos engaged in covert operations. As the episode careens to a climax, Popovich is freed from Jackson’s perverse grasp just in time to sign LaMarcus Aldridge.