Thank you, future patron!Yes, we can see the future. You want to donate already; don't you? BTW, the future involves all your wildest comedy dreams coming true, this web page, and a modicum of patronage. If you're a fan, please, help us keep making stuff. If you're not a fan, check out all our free stuff and see if you might actually be a fan in not-a-fan-yet's clothing!THE SCOOP/POOP: Hello. My name is Michael Swaim. I and my associate in the trenchcoat here (AKA Abe "AKA" Epperson) make what the kids call "content." We've retired from our long tenures at Cracked.com , where we TORE SHIT UP for some 10 years apiece, and now we're rarin' to make somecontent moves that are sure to shift paradigms right to the edge of yourSo hey, let's go nuts on each other. Let's share exclusive, behind-the-scenes looks at all of our upcoming content, which will range from screenplays, to podcasts, to exclusive sketches and shorts. Please -- explore the page, and if you can spare it, consider supporting our efforts not to end up as bagboys at your local Trader Joe's.Not that we wouldn't be good at it, because we'd be GREAT. Bags all organized as hell, cold to drygoods, all that.<3 Michael and Abe (and Pals!)