This week was an incredibly busy week in television land. Those of us trying to keep up gave our TV remotes quite the work out. With winter hiatus (hellatus) finally over that meant the return of many of our favorite shows, including all of the CW superhero shows. We also had the premieres of some big new shows as well. This girlie right here had one hell of a busy week trying to get in as many shows as possible. Let’s take a count of what I was actually able to watch this week. I started off Monday night with Gotham, Lucifer, Shadowhunters and Supergirl; oh and I forgot about Timeless as well. Tuesday night is my regular Flash night and now with Legends of Tomorrow making the change from Thursday to Tuesdays, this packs a good one two punch. Add in Marvels Agents of SHIELD and I’ve got a complete superhero lineup for the night. Wednesday night was Arrow, Blindspot and The Magicians returned for a season 2. Thursday night was a great episode of Supernatural, which is still going strong plus the highly anticipated premiere of the new CW show Riverdale. This is the sacrifice I make for you all, do you see all this work I put in every week just so I can bring you my biased, super sassy weekly review. Lets get down and dirty as I give you the lowdown on what went down on all my favorite shows! You know my spoiler warning: There will be spoilers and you will deal with it. *cheeky grin*

Noteworthy News- The CW has given early renewals to all its superhero shows for next season including: Arrow, Flash, Legends of Tomorrow and the newbie Supergirl. This is amazing news, and for fans we couldn’t be happier we don’t have to worry about cancellations. Also getting the early nod is Supernatural for a impressive 13th season! Mark my words people right here and now, season 13 will be the final season. How perfect for Supernatural to go out on 13. Just the week the news broke that Nina Dobrev (Elena Gilbert) of The Vampire Diaries will be returning for the shows very final episode. It was long speculated that this might happen and as a long time fan this news was everything. The payoff is going to be epic, and the series finale will be one not to be missed. Make sure to set your DVRs for Friday, March 10 at 8 p.m. EST. This will no doubt be a tearful, emotionally charged episode.

Most Memorable Quotes of the Week- “The Lance sisters have a have a habit of coming back to life”-Arrow “George Lucas has the Spear of Destiny”- Legends “Hang on, McFly. I’m about to vibe you back to the future”- Flash “Legion of Doom? I’m so not calling them that”- Legends

Riverdale takes classic Archie in a whole new direction- Those of you tuning into the CW’s newest show Riverdale and hoping for a comic book Archie show were probably a bit confused and disappointed. Yes this show does have all the classic Archie characters such as Betty and Veronica, Jughead and even the super groovy Josie and the Pussycats; but long gone are the laughs and gags from the comics. Instead they put these character in a setting that is something straight out of Twin Peaks. There are mysteries everywhere you look, creepy characters and the entire show seems to center around the super suspicious death of a town teen. Just the way Twin Peaks did all those years ago. This show is not for children, I had to find out the hard way as sexed up Veronica plants a steamy kiss on Betty just to try and get onto the cheerleading squad, and Archie and Veronica get to explore their feelings for each other while playing 7 minutes in heaven. This is all on top of a highly inappropriate student teacher steamy affair which is vividly revealed; so much for that squeaky clean Archie image.

Gotham: Smile Like You Mean It- Super great stuff has been happening this season on Gotham, from the rise of the Court of Owls, to seeing Bruce really becoming a man. Now we have what can only be the most exciting and controversial thing to rise out of Gotham, the actual origin of the most notorious villain; The Joker. Recently resurrected Jerome already has a huge following of fellow psychopaths sporting the classic Joker smile. Jerome had his face cut off and in grotesquely humorous scene, roughly staples it back on. It’s no doubt the most classic Joker I have seen in a long time. I am both excited and terrified as to what this means for Jim, Bruce and the rest of Gotham.

Arrow: Who Are You- The return of Katie Cassidy in the role of Laurel Lance was one of the biggest moments this week for me on TV. We had to wait all break to find out the who, what, where and why to Laurel’s latest return to Arrow. It was painfully obvious this wasn’t going to be the joyful reunion we fans hoped for. The Laurel from Earth 1, our Black Canary is in fact dead. In this crazy DC universe who knows if even death will last forever. Fans can never have enough Katie Cassidy, and the flashbacks from the Invasion event were just a hint at what was to come. The Laurel Lance from Earth 2, also known as Black Siren was being held at Star Labs after her failed attack with Zoom on Central City last season. In a twisted and cruel attempt to fuck with Oliver once again, Prometheus sprung the song bird from her cage. He then had her pose as Laurel to get close to the team and try to hurt them. Good thing our girl Felicity was on the case because while Oliver was busy being all Oliver; Felicity was busy being Felicity. She discovered Black Sirens true identity and motive as well. Felicity had the last word or more like fist, as she knocked the Black Siren out cold.

Supergirl- This weeks episode of Supergirl was directed by Kevin Smith and gave his daughter Harley Quinn Smith an opportunity to test out her acting skills. To me this episode felt like a filler, not too much going on except I confirmed that my suspicion about Mon-El was pretty spot on. He will indeed turn out to be the prince of Daxam. I love that this episode brought the hero out of not only Mon-El (Chris Wood) but Wynn (Jeremy Jordan) as well. Both characters got a push in the right direction to motivate them to be better versions of themselves. I love seeing Mon-El grow in his character and maybe become a man worthy of Kara’s affection. Kinda so totally over the whole Alex being gay story line, I feel like it’s been done and done and done and the horse is officially dead, Can we get back to Agent Danvers just kicking alien ass now?

This weeks episode of Supergirl was directed by Kevin Smith and gave his daughter Harley Quinn Smith an opportunity to test out her acting skills. To me this episode felt like a filler, not too much going on except I confirmed that my suspicion about Mon-El was pretty spot on. He will indeed turn out to be the prince of Daxam. I love that this episode brought the hero out of not only Mon-El (Chris Wood) but Wynn (Jeremy Jordan) as well. Both characters got a push in the right direction to motivate them to be better versions of themselves. I love seeing Mon-El grow in his character and maybe become a man worthy of Kara’s affection. Kinda so totally over the whole Alex being gay story line, I feel like it’s been done and done and done and the horse is officially dead, Can we get back to Agent Danvers just kicking alien ass now? The Magicians- The Magicians return to Fillory this week in the season 2 opener. The gorgeous and charismatic cast (Jason Ralph, Hale Appleman, Arjun Gupta, Olivia Taylor Dudley, Stella Maeve and Summer Bishil) return to stunning Fillory and troubles galore. In one of the funnier moments Eliot (Hale Appleman) has to perform a test to earn his crown and it turns out to be a 90’s trivia quiz. He busts out a full on Patrick Swayze scene from Dirty Dancing, and spectacularly earns all 4 crowns. Not just for himself, but Margot calls high queen plus Alice and Quentin get the other 2 crowns as well. Once again reminding me why this show repeatedly reminds me of The Chronicles of Narnia. Poor Penny (Arjun Gupta) starts the season out with no crown and no hands! Man can this guy catch a break? Not likely considering getting his hands re-attached has had its own price to pay. The gang is gearing up for another battle with the beast, and now with Julia as well as she has taken off with him. The path is now leading everyone back to where it all started at Breakbills Academy. All except High King Eliot, who can now never leave Fillory.

The Flash- On this week’s episode of the Flash I really liked seeing Wally Wast (Keiynan Lonsdale) officially becoming Kid Flash and being proud of it finally. No more fighting it, K.F. is here to stay. Also here to stay is Julian (Tom Felton), whom the gang finally added as a part of team Flash. I have mixed feelings about this. It warms my heart to see them taking Julian in , but I’m also skeptical that he isn’t 100% trustworthy. Glad to see Tom Felton get more screen time for sure, he is such a great actor. I can’t not mention Tom Cavanagh’s performance yet again as H.R. Watching him really become this other version of Harrison is endlessly entertaining, and watch out world H.R. has a segway! The cherry on top was watching Cisco vibe Barry back to the future so they can try and stop Iris’s future demise. We find out that Iris still dies, and Caitlin is still set to become the super villain Killer Frost. Hopefully our heroes will find a way to change the future before it’s too late.

Legends of Tomorrow- This episode is officially titled Raiders of the Lost Ark but I so affectionately call it “George Lucas has the spear of destiny”. To sum this episode up in my own words; The Legends find Rip, but Rip isn’t Rip. Rip gives the spear of destiny to George Lucas and screams like a little girl. Sara refuses to call the bad guys The Legion of Doom, Mick is still seeing Snart’s ghost and thinks he’s crazy. The fate of the world depends on 2 nerds (Ray and Nate) to see the movies Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark. Rip is lost to the Legion of Doom, but our Legends score a piece of the spear and the device. Whew, that was a mouthful!

This episode is officially titled Raiders of the Lost Ark but I so affectionately call it “George Lucas has the spear of destiny”. To sum this episode up in my own words; The Legends find Rip, but Rip isn’t Rip. Rip gives the spear of destiny to George Lucas and screams like a little girl. Sara refuses to call the bad guys The Legion of Doom, Mick is still seeing Snart’s ghost and thinks he’s crazy. The fate of the world depends on 2 nerds (Ray and Nate) to see the movies Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark. Rip is lost to the Legion of Doom, but our Legends score a piece of the spear and the device. Whew, that was a mouthful! Other notable weekly mentions- Agents of Shield has been taken over by evil androids, like we didn’t see that one coming. It’s like Ultron all over again, been there done that. Supernatural is still going strong even in it’s 12th season. Is there anything the Winchester brothers can’t get out of, including a government black site facility. I mean it only took one deal with a reaper, a double crossing angel, and some help from the bad British men of letters; but they made it out alive once again. This episode will have lasting consequences for sure. Shadowhunters season 2 is going very strong. This week’s episode follows very closely the plot of one of the Mortal Instruments books, while yet deviating so wildly in other areas. Jace is held prisoner in the super creepy City of Bones, run by the Silent Brothers who are very well portrayed. Valentine fights his way into the underground prison to free his son and steal the sword. Meanwhile Jocelyn is killed back at the institute and a new rift between Alec and Clary grows even deeper. Timeless- The gang time travel back to the old west. The most shocking twist on this show to date is watching Lucy turn around and in cold blood shoot Jessie James dead. I so did not see that one coming.