"AAAAAAAAAND CUT! Let's take a break everyone. Back in thirty."



"Uh, you do realize that at this point, they will ship us, right?"

"Who?"

"The fans."

"*sigh* I was afraid it would happen."

"Why? Is that bothering you?"

"A little. But mostly because of my coltfriend."

"What about him?"

"Well, I begin to think that he would have loved that I was a real unicorn."

"What does it have to do with the shipping?"

"I think that he is liking this a bit too much."

"Uh... What do you mean by that?"

"*sigh* I overheard him and I think that he wants to bring that shipping to another level.

"I don't get it."

"Us. With him. Together."

"Oh my gosh! Ewww!"

"Yeah. This creeping me out too."

"But you don't like me that way, do you? This is fake. We are acting. You are a villain for Celestia's sake!"

".... Uh.... It's more complicated."

"Huh?"

"Let's talk about it in my loge."

"I think I prefer the cafeteria."