Become a leader of the Underground. In addition to all of the previous rewards, we will fly you in to PDX from anywhere in the USA, put you up in a safe house for a week (okay, actually a suite at the Oregon Garden Resort in Silverton), and for the week, you'll be one of us. Accompany us daily for a week's deliveries, conduct nightly reconnaissance on the region's breweries, wineries, and pubs, and have your name mentioned just as often as you like in our promotional materials. Obviously an operation of this magnitude will require some coordination, but please contact us to handle logistics.

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