On Tuesday afternoon, North Korea fired two short-range ballistic missiles off its east coast, where the local time was just after 5 a.m. on Wednesday. Three hours later President Donald Trump logged on to Twitter to address the matter—and by “address the matter,” we of course mean scream in a high pitch only dogs can hear about the Russia “HOAX.”

Fifteen hours later he returned again for more of the same:

Followed up by a quick rant about how the U.S. would be in a depression if not for his genius economic policies:

And, of course, nothing about the missiles.