In case you haven’t heard, everything’s racist.

And I mean everything.

In fact, what I just typed is racist.

And what you just thought is racist.

I’m not sure how, and my uncertainty is racist, too.

Literally all things in all ways at all times are racist.

Unless a Democrat’s involved. If so, hey look — a squirrel!

On Saturday, the Commander-in-Chief was called a racist by CNN for his tweets addressing paltry conditions in West Baltimore.

The district is repped by Democratic Congressman Elijah Cummings.

Here’s what Lucif — I mean, Trump — had to say:

“Rep. Elijah Cummings has been a brutal bully, shouting and screaming at the great men & women of Border Patrol about conditions at the Southern Border, when actually his Baltimore district is FAR WORSE and more dangerous. His district is considered the Worst in the USA. As proven last week during a Congressional tour, the Border is clean, efficient & well run, just very crowded. Cumming[s’] District is a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess. If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous & filthy place.”

….As proven last week during a Congressional tour, the Border is clean, efficient & well run, just very crowded. Cumming District is a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess. If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous & filthy place — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 27, 2019

And it’s crapped up, despite a bunch of funds being allocated to it:

“Why is so much money sent to the Elijah Cummings district when it is considered the worst run and most dangerous anywhere in the United States. No human being would want to live there. Where is all this money going? How much is stolen? Investigate this corrupt mess immediately!”

Cue the talk of black and brown on the Collusion News Network, courtesy of anchor Victor Blackwell:

“‘Infested.’ That’s usually reserved for references to rodents and insects, but we’ve seen the president invoke ‘infestation’ to criticize lawmakers before. You see a pattern here?”

Check out the video…I like how the guy pauses and then says “attacked,” like it’s stunning that someone in Washington would attack someone else.

Politicians in Washington never stop attacking one another; that’s the very nature of opposing political parties.

“[W]hen he tweets about ‘infestation,’ it’s about black and brown people.”

Some tweeters were aghast:

The President of the United States is a bigot. — I AM NOT DISTRACTED🍑 (@dancindoti) July 27, 2019

Saw it live and can’t stop crying. This is finally the breaking point. It’s not just migrants in cages. He hates Americans. 🆘 💔 — Karen Myatt (@karenamyatt) July 27, 2019

She “can’t stop crying.” She tries to stop crying; but she just can’t.

Because of cages built during Obama’s presidency. And Trump hates Americans, too.

Victor lost his $#@!

Is Baltimore really bad?

Let’s ask The Baltimore Sun:

Baltimore had the worst homicide rate among the nation’s 50 largest cities last year and the second-highest violent crime rate overall, according to new data from the FBI.

Incidentally, as reported by The Daily Wire, according to Patch.com, Baltimore is indeed infested:

Charm City is once again among America’s “Rattiest Cities,” according to a new report from pest control company Orkin, although it has shown progress in each of the past two years. Baltimore comes in at No. 9 on the company’s 2018 rankings released Monday. This is the fourth year that Orkin has compiled the rankings, which are based on the number of rodent treatments the company performed from Sept. 15, 2017 to Sept. 15, 2018. It includes both residential and commercial treatments. Baltimore dropped one slot from last year, when it was ranked eighth; two years ago it was No. 6 on the Orkin list. The city has undertaken several rat control measures, including the issuance of municipal garbage cans to contain waste.

Republican strategist and Fox News contributor Kimberly Klacik — who’s clearly no fan of Elijah Cummings — decided to take everyone on a little Baltimore tour. See whatcha think:

He claims to care about children & their future, however in West Baltimore you will find abandoned homes on every block. Many filled with trash, rodents & homeless looking for shelter. Children live on these streets seen here. This district belongs to @RepCummings. More to come.. pic.twitter.com/8z7tfIHU0q — Kimberly Klacik (@kimKBaltimore) July 25, 2019

It is so sad to see @VictorBlackwell & @CNN turn the light currently shining on #WestBaltimore into a race issue. This could result in a positive change. @RepCummings could help get his district in order. Listen to one of his constituents explain the "rats & rodents" problem. pic.twitter.com/LTG8AnT27x — Kimberly Klacik (@kimKBaltimore) July 27, 2019

Let's continue to expose the truth. This is a neighborhood filled w/families that have small children. West Baltimore is filled with trash thanks to dumping. A problem city officials should have addressed years ago. This is @RepCummings district. @realDonaldTrump More to come pic.twitter.com/gFFszjW490 — Kimberly Klacik (@kimKBaltimore) July 27, 2019

Just to be clear I have more videos I filmed this video to show how long many of the row houses have been sitting abandoned. The tree in this home is taller than the actual home itself. This has nothing to do with race, I was trying to show the plight. Also, I am black 🤷🏽‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/qlqc1PCCoc — Kimberly Klacik (@kimKBaltimore) July 27, 2019

In this video, @RepCummings constituents explain how clean Coppin State University is kept, while their neighborhood is used as a dumping ground. I was told if trash was not in marked green cans, the city refused to remove it. More abandoned row houses. #WestBaltimore pic.twitter.com/wuSNoiNJED — Kimberly Klacik (@kimKBaltimore) July 27, 2019

More trash. More concerned residents. People live in the home with the silver van. This is @RepCummings district. This has nothing to do with race. Let us all pray the city removes the trash & install cameras to catch the individuals dumping on the property. #WestBaltimore pic.twitter.com/CCaRH5c0aO — Kimberly Klacik (@kimKBaltimore) July 27, 2019

Purportedly, some weren’t cool with a “black or brown person” outing Baltimore. Hence this:

So I am receiving calls that reporters are working on a hit piece on me. It is truly disappointing. Residents asked if I could help get the trash removed. I filmed it, posted it. You would think people would be upset that their brothers & sisters are living in those conditions. — Kimberly Klacik (@kimKBaltimore) July 27, 2019

The thing you have to remember is that it’s all racist. Even you remembering that. So hold on tight; it’s a bumpy ride. No matter what anyone on the Right says or does, we’re sure to experience nothing but racism here on out.

Conservatism is downright infested with it.

-ALEX

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