Much to the dismay to those of us who actually have a sense of humor, Jay Leno was tabbed last week for the job of keynote speaker for the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. After watching the following video, Obama’s agenda was clear: he wanted to show the world that he could out-funny the man who currently holds the most prestigious job in late night comedy. Observe:

Say what you will about Obama and his policies, but I’ll take a pro-Conan jab at Leno any day of the week. That guy is the comedic anti-Christ. Clearly the internet has regurgitated anything that has been said on the issue, but I dare say that Jay Leno’s collective career does not add up to Conan’s 1860’s baseball sketch. Leno’s audience consists of people too lazy to change the channel after the 11PM news on NBC, and lobotomized metal patients. At least, those are the only people I can excuse for being in Leno’s audience. At the very least, I’m glad this video shows that Republicans and Democrats can put their differences aside and agree on one thing….Jay Leno sucks.

If you needed further proof….look here. Arguably the most prestigious job a comic can land (other than, of course, the Tonight Show which Jay wrestled from Conan’s grasp), and he DIDNT EVEN COME UP WITH FRESH MATERIAL. Instead of car bombing Trey Parker and Matt Stone for poking fun at Muhammed, Revolution Muslim should take out Jay Leno. I’d pay them 72 virgins in heaven to do it.