Game Week: The Big Ten Championship

I like to think that, at least a couple times during the Iowa game, Taylor Martinez walked up to a coach and said, “Man this wind really blows!” and then almost pissed himself laughing. That’s what I’d do. I’ll bet John Papuchis almost punched him in the face. That game did blow though. At least until the second half, when Clark Kent finally emerged from the phone booth to bitch slap our obnoxious and horrible neighbor to the east. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a sustainable running game!

And now, it’s off to Indy. A rematch with the 6-6 Wisconsin Badgers. This week in the Tunnel, we review the Hawkeye game, preview Wisconsin, celebrate some hard-earned post-season accolades and get a visit from the horrible Urban Meyer. Don’t you just hate Urban Meyer? God. I wouldn’t kick many gentlemen square in the dick but he is right there in contention.

[EDIT: I’ve been corrected. Wisconsin is 7-5. Still completely full of cheese and bullshit and unearned arrogance. But 7-5, not 6-6]

As usual, make sure you follow TWOS on Twitter. I’m gonna take a few weeks off from comic-writing and do one more before the bowl game, but I’ll stay as active as I can on Twitter. As is fitting, this week’s comic leads off with my spirit animal, Eric Martin. Enjoy…

PS: As this is my last entry for a little while, I just wanted to take this moment of sincerity (don’t worry I saved it until after the comic) and say a heartfelt “Thank You” to everyone who reads this ridiculous, dumb-ass blog. It’s a fun little side project for me, but your comments and jokes and everything make it something I really look forward to. I sincerely appreciate that, and all the kind words on Twitter, Reddit, etc. Thanks for reading, Fuck Wads.