On the last episode of The Strumpet legacy.

Lacie had been made igloo pregnant… Anoki is hoping for an Eskimo baby.

So Lacie had an old aunt die and leave her a cool 33,000 simoleans so she decided to do some interior decorating.

Anoki: What do you mean *SHE* did.

Well Anoki did the hard yards, Lacie was the site foreman.

So they built the brightest kids room I ever did see.

Lacie: Anokie wanted to give it a winter theme for our “Eskimo baby.”

Anoki… it’s not going to be an eskimo give it up…

Anoki: YOU’RE NOT A GENETICIST.

All was well in the home, so they threw a gift giving party especially now that they had enough room.



Everyone was quite happy with their presents except for Lacie and Anoki who received 2 pink flamingos.

Oh Lacie, trying to mooch a better present off the cat? I really think that was a one time thing.

Once everybody had gone Lacie and Anoki cuddled on the sofa…

Lacie: Anoki, we need better friends.

Anoki: Hey! I like those flamingos.

I’m sorry Anoki I sold them…

Anoki: Whuu? Why?

Well… erm… how confused would your Eskimo baby be if it saw flamingos?

Anoki: GENIUS!

Lacie: I’m going to bed…



Lacie: OH GOD… NO I’M NOT… ANOOOKKIIII HALP!

Lace: Oh sweet baby Jesus, the pain.

Anoki: Oh no… the baby’s coming… oh god.. what do I do… OH MAN… I’m freaking out right now.

Lacie: TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL YOU PONYTAIL WEARING FREAK.

Anoki: Off we go then *whimper*

Ahhh back from the hospital…

Anoki: She’s not an Eskimo…

Don’t look so disappointed.

Meet Jessica Juan.

Nuerotic

Brave

Likes:

Sushi, Geek rock and purple.



Lacie somehow managed to develop a way to push the pram without actually touching it…

Lacie: I’m using the force..

Or maybe it was sliding in the snow?

Lacie: Party pooper.

Awww Lacie put her little girl to bed for the first time.

Lacie: Goodnight my little brave, neurotic baby.



That morning Anoki woke her up.

Anoki: She’s so cute… maybe I can just tell everyone she’s an Eskimo.

Well I’m glad there’s some compromise there.

Then it was feeding time.

No breast feeding Lacie?

Lacie: Look, these boobs are priceless ok lady?

Walking time… in the snow… that’s responsible parenting for ya.

And look… a wild baby mysterious Mr. Gnome appeared. The lawn is starting to get more and more tacky.