So, Owlowiscious, which player′s on first?

Jet is still in the process of moving, and my sister whom I was hoping could take a guest artist spot was struck with illness and finals, so once again, this madman takes the helm in hopes of finding brave new lands of comedy. Given the direction I took this week, I feel "Titanic" and "mutiny" will be apt additions to this metaphor. As Reef described, "I think these comics will be very polarizing. There will be those like me who love them, and then there will be those who take out a hit on you."

But in this war I’m waging against good taste, I’m not going down alone, and so, I present you with this template:

Make your own. Make five. Make twenty. Send it places. Link it to me and I'll probably add to it to the archives page as I am want to do. Let's crowdsource this comedy, and then we can all enjoy the benefits of being horrible people.

Say, that whole iOS game thing just got a pretty impressive update. I’m finally tempted to throw them a few bucks during the next sale, not because I want to buy gems, but more because I think they’ve earned at least that for the changes they’ve made. Though I think there is one glaring problem: Twilight's dad needs a dang official name. The game literally titles him "Twilight's Dad." That had to be at least a little awkward when he and Velvet first met. "Hi, I'm Twilight's Dad." "Who's Twilight?" "I don't quite know, but I assume the daughter that I don't yet have."

Series 2 of the trading cards are now out too. I have an obscene amount of packs already between Walmart and Hot Topic coupons. The new additions are great. I am so screwed.

I feed all my jokes to a giant planet parasite god.

GX

Velvet: Who's Twilight?

Twilight's Dad: Spoilers ;)

Evil Dr. Reef