We’ve given you the Simpsons, Seinfeld, and Arrested Development quotes you should be using in everyday conversation, and now it’s time for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia edition. So grab a stool at the nearest dive bar, and recite these aloud with your friends. Without further adieu, we give you the It’s Always Sunny quotes you should be using in everyday conversation.

“Wild Card!” — Charlie

Everyday use: When your friends don’t see it coming.

“I will eat your babies, b*tch.” — Dee

Everyday use: When you need to be intimidating.

“I browned out that evening.” — Mac

Everyday use: When last night is a little hazy.

“Cat in the wall. Now you’re talking my language.” — Charlie

Everyday use: When you’re the only person for the job.

“I’m loving this canned-wine thing.” — Dennis

Everyday use: When your friend’s bad idea suddenly makes sense.

“I eat stickers all the time, dude.” — Charlie

Everyday use: When someone questions your eating habits.

“Rum ham! Rum ham!” — Frank

Everyday use: When you just gotta have your favorite drink/food.

“Salt the snail!” — Charlie

Everyday use: When you just can’t even.

“That’s why we call it ‘Charlie work'” — Dennis

Everyday use: When you need to sweeten someone to the deal.

“I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.” — Fat Mac

Everyday use: When you’re justifying dessert.

“You have to pay the troll toll.” — Frank

Everyday use: When your friends want something you don’t want to give them.

“Spa… what’s this word spa?” — Charlie

Everyday use: When your vocabulary just isn’t up to par.

“You’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone.” — Charlie and Dennis

Everyday use: When you meet your hero.

“How do hobos fit all of their stuff into a bandana?” — Charlie

Everyday use: When you’re cleaning out your room.

“I’m getting blackout drunk and you’re all leaving me alone.” — Charlie

Everyday use: Right after work.

“Vote for the Democrat who’s gonna blast me in the ass, or the Republican who’s blasting my ass?” — Dennis

Everyday use: When you’re out of political options.

“Rock, flag, and eagle!” — Charlie

Everyday use: When you’re pumping yourself up.

“I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.” — Frank

Everyday use: When you’re feeling spontaneous.

“Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land.” — Charlie

Everyday use: When you’re having no luck on a job hunt.

“I hate listening to people’s dreams. It’s like flipping through a stack of old photographs. If I’m not in any of ’em and nobody’s having sex, I just don’t care.” — Dennis

Everyday use: When you’re sick of looking at your friends Instagram.