In this scene, she struggles valiantly against the gravitational pull of his mustache.

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But striking a clothed pose alone wasn't enough to keep Lily from starving:

"... it wasn't taking off, or paying the bills, so porn seemed like a good idea. I've always been a massive sex addict and exhibitionist. I did some porn scenes, and the first one I did ... I know now the rate was bad, but I needed $200."

But while she was well-prepared for the volume of sex, working as an extra (where your costumes are generally provided) hadn't prepared her for getting dolled up to make some porn. Thankfully, her first co-star was cool about it:

"I laid out all my underwear at the time, and she was like, 'No baby; sexy underwear.' And I'm like, 'This is my sexy underwear.' So she dressed me, took me to work. I shaved my legs for the first time in years."

Lily Cade (NSFW)

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Undress for the job you want, not the job you have.

You mean porn stars aren't born naturally smooth, like sexy seals? Way to shatter the image ...