Australia’s biggest polluters have had there worlds rocked, as Visy Environmental Ambassador Chris Judd sensationally vowed to continue his ruthless campaign against the destruction of the planet for at least 12 more months.

Judd had been contemplating retirement up until four weeks ago, with reports suggesting he had decided to call it quits at the end of the 2014 season. However, news that the Abbott government had neglected to appoint a dedicated climate science minister did not sit well with the environmental crusader, Judd claiming he was left with no choice but to keep on fighting the good fight.

“What was I to do? I couldn’t sleep at night with carbon dioxide pouring out of our consumer lifestyles and into the atmosphere, jeopardizing the well-being of our planet,” he said.

Judd is expected to sign a new deal as soon as Carlton can find some biodegradable, 100 percent recycled paper worthy of printing his contract onto.

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