okay seriously

things that i hope will happen to you:

- you get punched in the genitals. like right now.

- you keep getting punched in the genitals continuously for the next ten minutes.

- you accidentally step on a shard of glass while walking barefoot.

- you realize that you are a bigot.

- you learn that being a christian is not synonymous with being a bigot, but that you have chosen for that to be the type of christian that you are.

- you experience a sudden loss of ability to communicate through any language.

- you realize that the oxymoron is that you say you follow a low-class, un-educated, brown dude who hung out with prostitutes and a bunch of other homeless dudes, affirming adulteresses of their humanity, etc etc etc while simultaneously spouting off ignorant bullshit and supporting policies and ideologies that create and sustain systemic systematic and individual-level violence against people who are not cis, hetero (or “trying to be hetero”), white, middle-class or higher, educated, conservative evangelical christian, male, able-bodied, able-minded, etc. etc. etc.

- you get shut in a bubble that makes you invisible and silent to the rest of the world for the rest of your life. this bubble conveniently also swallows up other individuals like yourself who oppose social justice for any reason. no one notices you are gone, because as soon as the bubble has consumed you, your existence is wiped from the memories of everyone outside of the bubble.

- you get punched in the genitals every time you try to communicate some more shit you pulled out from your ass for the rest of your life.