Thanksgiving Union

Ah crap. Now we have to jump through extra hoops to have turkey for Thanksgiving. Why just protect that one turkey who gets a stay of execution from the white house? Turkeys! Rise up! Join the union! Save yourselves and your families! Together, with a united front, we can stop the turkey oppressions, stop the turkey degradation, stop the yummy turkey tragedy!

And all the turkeys sing: “LET THEM HAVE HAM! Screw those pigs. Bacon is tasty.”

My twitter feed is bacon flavored. You should follow me. Also, liking my Facebook page will make your fingers smell like bacon for the rest of the day.

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