

As requested by averagelevarage. ;)



Byakuya: The advantages of being a shinigami are obvious.



Byakuya: We live a very long time. We don’t undergo any horrible mutations. We are universally attractive.



Szayel: Horrible mutations? Was that a dig at us espada? We don’t horribly mutate. We evolve. Into better beings.



Szayel: Unlike you shinigami. Who stay stagnant forever.



Ichigo: False! Some of us acquire hollow powers and become Visored!



Shinji: So you’re speaking for the Visored team in this list, Ichigo?



Ichigo: Do I only get to be on one team?



Grimmjow: Look, espada are stronger than shinigami. That makes us better.



Lisa: Yes, hollow powers are an advantage. Which shinigami are able to acquire. As Visored.



Grimmjow: Yeah, but correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t you Visored also weaker than the espada?



Halibel: That is very true. Three of them couldn’t take me down.



Aizen: Excuse you. One of them took you down.



Halibel: You barely count as a shinigami, Aizen.



Aizen: What



Halibel: You are a hogyoku-fused tea-drinking hair-locked creature.



Ichigo: And also a butterfly.



Halibel: …yes.



Aizen: …



Aizen: Whatever. I wanted to be on my own team anyway.



Komamura: Another advantage to being shinigami: we maintain the balance. We take care of the universe, unlike certain people who want to tear it down.



Nnoitra: You call that an advantage? I call it a disadvantage.



Zommari: Yes. It is pure arrogance to proclaim yourselves regulators of the universe. Who gave you the right?



Nnoitra: I meant it’s sounds incredibly dull.



Kenpachi: Doesn’t have to be!



Rose: Look, hollows and shinigami both have advantages. Which is what makes us Visored so effective - best of both worlds!



Gin: Or the worst of both worlds. Didn’t you all get branded as hollows and exiled?



Gin: And then attacked by the espada?



Matsumoto: …whose side are you arguing for, Gin?



Gin: The shinigami of course, why?



Soi Fon: We have two releases, not one. Our flash step is faster. This is hard evidence.



Ulquoirra: Faster? Please.



Ulquiorra: And let’s just say our single release only indicates a failure of imagination, not ability.



Yhwach: I believe you all are missing the one big thing you all have in common.



Yhwach: You got your asses handed to you by the Quincy.



Ukitake: Hey! Our asses our still our own!



Ukitake: And as soon as Ichigo finds his shirt and joins us, you’re totally going down!



Ukitake: Because Visored, espada, shinigami - we’re all united now!



Ukitake: But mostly because Ichigo.



Ichigo: …



Ichigo: I’m missing my shirt?