Sherlock Maths

If you do the square root of Benedict Cumberbatch you get Martin Freeman, however if you square Martin Freeman all you get is kittens.

If you cube Martin Freeman you also get kittens.

Benedict Cumberbatch take away Martin Freeman gives you Rupert Graves.

The square root of Rupert Graves gives you one of his five children.

Martin Freeman take away Rupert Graves gives you the door to 221b Baker Street, which, take away one of Rupert Graves five children, gives you the door to 7 Baker Street.

Martin Freeman plus kittens gives you hipster scarves.

Hipster scarves plus Benedict Cumberbatch gives you the misleading faces of Jim Moriarty.

The misleading faces of Jim Moriarty times kittens gives you Smaug.

Smaug plus Rupert Graves gives you umbrellas.

Jam can be proven to be less than/ greater than/ or equal to any number.

Anything that doesn’t make sense in Sherlock maths can be blamed on Moffat.