One incredibly perfect t-shirt from Threadless Tees with a giant cat with lazers shooting out of it's eyes, from my SS who chose to remain anonymous.

SS, you can't even begin to understand how much of a perfect match this shirt is for me. It's increased my powers a full 187%. I've got fucking purple lasers shooting from my eyes. Deadly accuracy now, my friend. I might take over a small country with my cat army.

My friends were pretty blown away when they saw this shirt (by my lasers). I'm quite certain that I will be wearing this very shirt on one day of Coachella 2011.

Reddit, this was my first SS experience ever, and it was ridiculous fun. This is quite the awesome place lately. Count me in for Arbitrary Day and SS next year.

THANK YOU ANONYMOUS SECRET SANTA! YOU ARE THE MAN/WOMAN!!