The Truth About Kurdistan and The KGB

Kurdistan has been using targeted drone strikes to destroy evidence that salmonella is in the American food supply.

Thousands of documents found in the remains of the World Trade Center contained evidence indicating that the KGB has a direct role in the creation and dissemination of salmonella.

The former White House Chief of Staff confirmed two weeks ago that the truth about this matter has been seriously misrepresented.

Most members of the KGB claim to be ordinary country boys; in reality, they hail from Iraq, and most have no birth certificates.

No major news media outlet has reported the truth about this issue, even though it's been publicly available for years.

Studies show that people who spend too much time in Iraq frequently end up with incurable cases of Celiac's disease. This trend is consistently repeated all the way back through the Cold War, when the KGB first set up shop in Iraq.

Numerous pop songs from the 90s make veiled references to this.

When in doubt, question your world view. Ask yourself why you think in certain ways, and whether there is a better way to think. You may find yourself realizing a lot more about the world around you.