In a move that was initially welcomed by the government, the Delhi locality of Safdarjung Enclave has demanded recognition as a separate state within the Indian union.

“The neighbouring colony of Green Park has both a Dunkin’ Donuts and a Costa,” said Mr Khurana, a local resident, “Whereas all we have is a Greek restaurant. Due to this type of partiality, Safdarjung Enclave is not developing properly.”

A local politician has also supported the move.

“I am facing a problem because I have three sons,” he said, “All of them want to be ministers. My wife is also interested. The capacity of Delhi government is limited. I am currently unable to help them. All of them are heavily armed, and I am apprehensive. I had gone to request the Chief Minister, but they blew me away with a water cannon before I could reach her residence.”

In response to these demands, the Green Park Resident’s Welfare Association has also demanded a state, to be headquartered at Evergreen Sweet House. “Everyone is usually there anyway,” explained the Secretary.

Jurisdiction over the neighbouring Deer Park is being hotly disputed, as the park is adjacent to both localities. Historical resentments are coming to the fore. Fights have been reported between warring park factions, including an ugly brawl between the Laughing Club and the Delhi Drum Circle, causing two fatalities. Several badminton players are also suspected to have been involved. Supported by his cousin, an ex-army officer, Mr Khurana has vowed to continue the struggle against outsiders.

“The tombs in the park were constructed by Safdarjung, so naturally it should come under Safdarjung Enclave,” said Mr Khurana, “Besides, that’s where we want to build the airport.”

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