This is for all you Jeff Goldblum fans out there! IGN managed to get Jeff Goldblum to give a one-man performance of Jurassic Park. That's right, he plays every character and it pretty freakin' funny. This is sure to give you a laugh. He doesn't read the full script, he just recites lines from all of the characters that he didn't play. Now, I'm convinced that we need a Jeff Goldblum movie where he plays every character in it.