Ulterior Motive Creeper?

Dear TC.com,

First off, the Escaping Ham Creeper is my favorite of all time. Second off, me and my girlfriend think we caught this creep. He should just be enjoying the girl in the party hat being able to lift her arms that high, buttt….. it looks like he is thinking creeper thoughts. What do u think?

Love you like a sister,

Meaghan W. Richmond, VA

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Dear Meaghan,

Yes, the ESCAPING HAM CREEPER is one of the all time greats. Thanks.

What you have caught here is an Ulterior Motive creeper. Sure it looks like he is just another guy at the ‘arm raising’, cheering on the puffy mistress, however the look in his eyes says that he may also want to 'raise some legs’ if you know what i mean. I fear for the grandmother in the corner. Thanks for turning this guy in, and if we are in the Richmond area, we will keep our eyes peeled for him peeling his pants off in an alley or cave. Since we only caught him contemplating creepiness (and drinking whiskey) we rate him 75%.

Cheers,

TC.com

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