Lest you think the humor to come out of the asinine and poorly planned Fyre Festival was already fading, some San Franciscans are planning a Fyre Festival satire out at the Ocean Beach fire pits tomorrow (Thursday). Says one of the organizers on the Facebook event page, "I hate I even need to say this, but just so no one is disappointed when Blink 182 doesn't show up, NO live musical performances will be occurring."

Hoodline caught wind of the thrown-together party, which looks like it could potentially be a lot more fun than being trapped on a Caribbean island with a bunch of wealthy Millennials who thought Kendall Jenner was coming.

471 people say they're interested in the event, listed for 6 to 10 p.m. Thursday, and it is BYOB and BYO disaster relief tent.

The satirical description:

You're cordially invited to the US debut of Fyre Festival... Billy and I are teaming up to provide yet another once-in-a-lifetime experience for you down at the newly renovated fire pits at Ocean Beach filled with zero celebrities (or Ja Rule), ok food from the nearby Safeway (chips, hot dogs, etc.), and of course, good times (*please see below). Now we probably should've said this to everyone attending the inaugural festival, but there will be very limited beer and food to the point where it will be rationed so let's consider this event to be BYOB. Playing on the TBA bluetooth speaker company sponsored stage will be:

G.O.O.D. Music

Major Lazer

Blink 182

Disclosure

Kayatranda

Claptone

& more! (**please see below) *at the advice of our legal counsel in order to avoid any further legal repercussions we cannot guarantee good times, but you can! **lineup subject to change

So, go dance to a Bluetooth speaker on the beach! And remember that booze isn't technically allowed at this beach! And laugh about the fact that the real festival organizers are being sued left, right, and Jenner to the tune millions, and maybe people will stop trusting celebrities who are paid to Instagram now!



Related: Awkward Audio Emerges Of Fyre Festival Founder Telling Employees They're Not Getting Paid