Whew! These socks made it all the way here from America, but then they were held hostage for 13 days without food or water in Amsterdam. Contacting USPS, the terrorists in cause, only resulted in unintelligible copy-paste from their FAQ (F*ck All Qustomers). The socks were finally freed after a ransom was paid to the postman. Santa and Giftee both rejoice that the sock-children were left unharmed.

(Thank you Santa!)