People, listen, 2020 is a cursed year. From the 1st of January, the world has seen nothing but shit. From world war 3, to Kobe's death, to the Australian wildfires and now Corona Virus; this year must come to an end.

This petition asks that effective May 1st, the date is going to change to January 1st, 2021 and we can put an end to this whole shitshow.

If we end 2020 sooner: we can get the vaccine earlier, we can stop the alien attack in July before it happens, we can skip the return of the dinosaurs in August, and we can delay the antichrists' arrival in December. We must take action and it must be quick. Time is ticking.

This your chance to have an impact, your chance to leave your mark in history, your chance to save the world from 2020's wraith. Sign this petition and be remembered in the history books. 2021 gone be our year!

Yours Sincerely,

Blank The Great