In one of Keymaster’s posts there was this link to “metro.co.uk”

about “18 reasons why cats are better than boyfriends”…

Have we really come this far? Sadly I guess so. I have seen so many women and girls giving more affection to their pets than to their family members. That it is just outright sick.

Even my mother loves her cats more than her son. And my BPD sister is crazy about cats and horses. Petting her cat, and kicking her 3 year old brother down the stairway.

What is wrong with them?

The article is just shocking:

WOW. I just realized that they CUT out point 8 to 11, maybe they were too tasteless…

But in point 5 it says:

5. You can stroke them in public

… and legally cut their b~~~~ off.

It just goes to show how sick they have become.

But that’s what sick women want to do with men: Cut off our b~~~~.

And this article even admits that as a “pro cat” argument.

And they are not even ashamed of publishing s~~~ like this. And they don’t even wonder why so many men don’t even think about starting a relationship with a woman anymore.

The article missed the fact that a cat lady sleeping with her cat smells like that all over her body.

But the cat lady herself will never notice that on her own body, of course, because she gets used to the scent.

Only men seem to smell this – and there is no bigger turnoff than a dirty and hairy place, smelling like cat s~~~, cat p~~~, cat puke and rotting cat food.

A woman breathing her cat smells 24/7 in her apartment will accumulate these chemicals in her body and re-emit them through her breath and sweat.

The lungs have an absorption area of 100 square meters and even low level cat smells get transported into a woman’s bloodstream.

Having smelly cats in your apartment is the equivalent to sleeping in an ammonia factory.

Asthma, bronchitis, lung disease, eye irritations, allergies… but the health insurance covers it…

The article doesn’t say that living with cats will take these women “out of the equation” of ever getting a man.

Cat smells, no matter how subtle turn off any libido. No girl-pussy can make up for that.

Cat smells are chemically toxic to breathe and a man’s body goes into “protection mode”, meaning his immune system will go “boom”, and his dick will collapse, making him “such a bad lover”

It’s a natural instinct that a man doesn’t feel the desire to make love in a gas chamber.

Women blame-shame men for their hobbies but “since when” do we cuddle our stereo systems or motorcycles…

Since when do we tell our girlfriends that we love our stuff more than them?

Since when do we beat our children and caress our pets instead?

http://metro.co.uk/2016/09/07/18-reasons-why-cats-are-better-than-boyfriends-6112292/

Here is the original text with point 8 to 11 missing. Too bad I couldn’t save this page before this edit…

18 reasons why cats are better than boyfriends

When it comes to reliable sources of comfort and endless hours of fun, forget the old ‘mad cat lady’ stories and spinster jokes, there is only one place you can assure 100% satisfaction guaranteed and that’s having a feline friend in your life.

From giving you space when you need it to the perfect reason to stay in this autumn, here are 18 reasons why cats are better than boyfriends.

1. They take exceptionally good care of their appearance

And whilst this does include licking their own a***holes – at least a cat will never gross you out by turning up in a pair of crocs.

2. Cats aren’t needy

…. But totally know when it’s time for a cuddle.

3. They’ll be happy with an extra sachet of food on their birthday

Because it’s the thought that counts, especially when it only cost £1.49

4. Cats love that you’re a hot mess

Knickers on the bathroom floor, unmade bed, last nights dinner in the sink?

#Catheaven

5. You can stroke them in public

… and legally cut their b~~~~ off.

6. Cats don’t over-analyse your relationship

You’re theirs, they’re yours.

End of story, happy days.

7. … But keep you on your toes

Still, at least you know that when they go missing all weekend it’s because the neighbours are giving them luxury M&S tuna and not because they’re about to dump you for Jeanette from HR.

12. They’re gorgeous all the time

And the honeymoon period never ends.

13. They don’t have ex-girlfriends

Or social media accounts you trawl through obsessively just to make sure that nothing’s been ‘liked’.

14. Cats love Christmas

And appreciate the potential hours of fun in a Christmas bauble.

15. You can have more than one cat

In your bed. At the same time.

16. … And it’s not quite as annoying when they want to sit on your face in the morning

17. You can call your cat a pussy without it taking offence

18. Cats always land on their feet

Which is more than could be said for the majority on ex-boyfriends.

Why did they edit out point 8 to 11?