Planning a Christmas vacation but can't decide on the beach or the mountains? Now you can have both!

Iglu Cruise has fashioned a ski area on top of a cruise ship to offer its customers a 500-foot slope to slide on while they make their way through the Caribbean. This December, hop on board and ski as you cruise on an eight-day excursion to the Barbados, Tobago, Isla Margarita, St. Lucia, Grenada and St. Vincent.

"Enjoy a typical Caribbean cruise with the added extra of being able to ski in the sun," Iglu Cruise says.

Right on.

However, don't expect spring corn on the lift-serviced slope. The piste is covered with all-weather ski carpet called "Perma-Snow."

The 1,129-passenger ship is outfitted with an alpine themed après-ski bar and 36-person capacity hot tub at the foot of the slope that should make any ski enthusiast feel as though they're at Portillo.

If you're going to hop on board one of these stink pots, it might as well be this one.

To find out how this is actually all a joke, click here.