Theresa May has today threatened to call an election for June 8th 2017.

I say threatened as she needs a vote in Parliament (which she will probably get)

Our Leader Alan Howlin Laud Hope has already issued a statement telling Loony Candidates to get ready for Government. . .

As usual we will be publishing our manicfesto shortly so we can all be reading from a different page. . . Candidates are asked to contact us asap if you are going to stand (only definite candidates required). This is our chance to get our first M.P in Parliament.

Don’t forget if you are in the “Gorton” Manchester area we still have our candidate “Johnny Disco” standing on 4th May.

R.U. Seerius