As you have probably heard, the NSA has been getting awfully friendly with our digital information -- and at the center of it is this guy:

The Guardian

Coming soon to a CIA torture cell near you!

That's Edward Snowden, a former contractor for the NSA who originally exposed the shady surveillance program and will no doubt be played by Matt Damon in the inevitable movie. Then again, what with the short blond hair and the boring first name coupled with an obvious action movie last name, it's almost as if that's already happened.