Choobus I Live Here



Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: prick up your ears Posts: 20,553

I propose that the title of shitlord be bestowed upon the most deserving theist every week.



For her exemplary work, and for annoying the incredibly patient Tenspace it seems clear that the original shitlord must be the one and only Francis.



Francis, I declare you to be shitlord #1



congratulations you shitsucking dad-wanker!



The List of Lords

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2006



Francis, Shitlord I DEMOTED FOR CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF A SHITLORD (The original, Shitlord, now sofa king retarded)





Canuckfish, Shitlord II (The "number 2" of Shitlords)

Barack Obama, Shitlord III (Shitlord "the turd")

Holopupenko, Shitlord IV (The merde de la merde of Shitlords)

Hagios, Shitlord V (Defender of the faeces)

JohnR7, Shitlord VI (The porcelain poobah)

Greatmuslim10, Shitlord VII (Master of the bowels of jizzlam)

Zukiful, Shitlord VIII (The Sultan of scat)

Jack Heintz, Shitlord IX (commander of the crapture)

Francis Collins, Shitlord X, (Ass Raper of Gnomes)

Andy Holland, Shitlord XI (ruler of the retarded)

Katharine Harris, Shitlord XII (keeper of the crypt)

Joey "benedict" Ratz, Shitlord XIII (The Great Defecator, ruler of the holy pee)

L. Brent Bozell, Shitlord XIV (Bearer of the Shitstained Cucumber)

(The Real) Frank Walton , (Real) Shitlord XV (commander of the commode)

Stephen Baldwin, Shitlord XVI (guardian of the outer rim and monger of all cheese)

pRick Santorum, Shitlord XVII ( gargler of the fecal froth)

Ted Haggard, Shitlord XVIII (Hypocritical Homo Hater, tweaker of the crystal, catcher of the lie)

*Deepak Chopra, Shitlord XIX SLOTY 2006 (stirrer of the brown cauldron and licker of the shitstained cucumber)

Marcus Stafford, Shitlord XX (penetrator of the cherubic buttocks)

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2007



Pat Robertson, Shitlord XXI (Squinter of the outhouse, poker of the Deepak rectum )

George W Bush shitlord XXII (Son of the Kraken and keeper of the pet goat)

Pat Boone Shitlord XXIII (defender of the implausible and grand sewage overlord)

Warren Chisum shitlord XXIV (gargler of the frothy jizz, king of the hobos)

Samuel J. Hunt Shitlord XXV (Jester of the tubes and commodor of the great colon)

*Dinesh D'Souza, Shitlord XXVI SLOTY 2007 (felcher of the grand douchewizard and lord of the foul odour)

Chuck Norris, Shitlord XXVII (Wanker Texas stranger, and sniffer of the gusset)

Al Sharpton, Shitlord XXVIII (attention whore and master of the queefy coif)

John McCain, Shitlord XXIX (Presidential Pants Dropper for Shit Insertion)

Jerry Seinfeld, Shitlord XXX (Cretin of Thetans, Wretched Whore of the Galactic Confederacy)

Richard Roberts, Shitlord XXXI (Orally Dicked and Purveyor of Holes of Glory)

Mitt Romney, Shitlord XXXII (Moroni's Meathead Mormon Moron)



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2008

Michael Medved, Shitlord XXXIII (Seat-Splasher and Limbaugh Lite of Logorrhea).

Ben Stein, Shitlord XXXIV (Pebbledashed Currystain and Follow-through of the Vindaloo)

Missionary, Shitlord XXXV (The Lord who puts the shit in Bullshit)

Bill Donohue, Shitlord XXXVI (League of One Extraordinary Douchebag)

Elizabeth Dole, Shitlord XXXVII (Lady of the Anal Labia)

Adnan Oktar, Shitlord XXXVIII (Top Turd of the Turks)

Sarah Palin, Shitlord XXXIX (The Stupid Bitch From Alaska)

The (Ex-)Raving Atheist, Shitlord XL (The Crapulent Cling-on Convert)



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2009

Stephen Green, Shitlord XLI (The Soiled Skidmark Supreme)

Danny Nalliah, Shitlord XLII (The Anus of Oz)

Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor, Shitlord XLIII (Brit-Bog Catholic Crapstain)

Dave Schultheis, Shitlord XLIV (Stinking Shithouse Supreme)

Don McLeroy, Shitlord XLV (Congealed Creationist Crapper)

Gingi Edmonds, Shitlord XLVI (Pro-life Pooper & Pebbledasher of the Stained Pan)

Pat Buchanan, Shitlord XLVII (Constrictor of the Bowels)

Tony Blair, Shitlord XLVIII (Loose Liar of the Long Log Drop)

Sally Kern, Shitlord XLIX (Poopy Proclamator of the Diaretic Diatribe)

Rick Warren, Shitlord L (Slippery Stall-Hog and Hater of teh Gays)

Ray Comfort, Shitlord LI (Plagiarising Ploppy Pooper)

Ken Ham, Shitlord LII (Dinosaur Dropping Dingbat)

Kirk Cameron, Shitlord LIII (Crazy Crocoduck Crapper)

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, Shitlord LIV (Raghead Reamer Extraordinaire)

Charlene Werner, Shitlord LV (Shit Spouting Homeopathetic Headcase)



2012

Baroness Sayeeda Warsi, Shitlord LVI (Unelected Slurper of the Papal Scrotum)



2015

Eric Pickles, Shitlord LVII (Multi-chinned lard-arse of corpulent crap)

Mike Huckerbee, Shitlord LVIII (Courter of the Kentucky Krone) You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.

~ Philiboid Studge Last edited by Smellyoldgit; 09-18-2015 at 10:21 AM .