These are boring Winter Meetings so far. The big moves were made last week, and this week is more about Epcot Center and drinks with umbrellas in them, if Twitter is any guide.

Then a wild tweet appeared ...

The biggest question isn't finding out who's being traded but identifying the 2 agents who came to blows in the parking lot. — Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) December 12, 2013

Good gravy. Maybe it was Jay Z and Sc ...

Please be Jay Z and Scott Boras!! @BNightengale — Eephusblue (@EephusBlue) December 12, 2013

@BNightengale very interested in that story....jay-z and boras? — Robert Burruezo (@bertburr23) December 12, 2013

@BNightengale Boras and JayZ — Brien Alley (@brien_alley) December 12, 2013

Ahhh, so the agent fight was at the Dolphin Resort in Orlando. #MLB Winter Meetings. Show me Boras and Jay-Z! — Ken LaVicka (@KLV1063) December 12, 2013

@JeffPassan Please let this be Jay-Z and Scott Boras. — Jonathan Green (@jmillsgreen) December 12, 2013

Right. Looks like that was covered. I totally wasn't going to make that joke anyway.

Jeff Passan of Yahoo! wrote it up, and he got a hilarious Zapruder film of the incident.

Stay the [expletive] away from my guy!" one man yelled, according to witnesses who described the chaotic – and amusing – scene to Yahoo Sports in exchange for anonymity.

Literally the exact same quote from the famous Betty/Veronica scrap from '54. No word yet on the agents involved, but there's nothing wrong with picturing Dave Stewart and Gary Sheffield taking wild swings at each other.