Source: @jzrinsk/Instagram Why did the skinny, two-legged dog monster cross the road? TO HAUNT YOUR DREAMS ON THE OTHER SIDE.

Source: @pauledgarsucks/Instagram Two dogs diverged at a neck, and I pet the one less slobbery.

Source: @panoramic_beauties/Instagram Get your head out of your ass.

Source: @dallasandshonahusky/Instagram Of course, Huskies look hot even when they're freaks of nature.

Source: @matslikesbikes/Instagram No eyes, no ears, no brain, no problem.

Source: @decauxq/Instagram "The drugs are kicking in!"

Source: Imgur Looks exactly how sliding whistles sound.

Source: Imgur What happens when you're walking your dog and he accidentally falls into a time portal.

Source: Imgur Her poop bags are just industrial sized trash liners.

Source: @AnineAanundsen/Twitter This is why you shouldn't get plastic surgery with a Groupon.

Source: Panorama Fail "Doo, do doo. Gettin' mail. Doo, do doo. My dad's a monkey."

Source: Panorama Fail Where do I - How do I - What am I petting here?? Is this the face or the anus?

Source: @jamisondonoho/Instagram KILL IT WITH FIRE! I mean... Awww, hey there ...buddy.

Source: @darkmuffin/Instagram Even though there's not any... I still feel like there are too many teeth in this photo.

Source: @sherreden/Instagram Panorama dogs are all poop position, all the time.

Source: @jennifer_rhymer/Instagram All the kisses. None of the mess.

Source: College Humor That is straight out of a horror movie. And by "that" I mean the carpet.