I hadn’t realized, until I got sidetracked on an Amazon book search, that liberalism has fully transformed itself into a creed for children. Check out the first few titles below. Meanwhile, United Airlines is the gift that keeps on giving, but shouldn’t we actually praise them? In these polarizing times, no one has done as much to unite the American people as the appropriately named United. If they need to alter their brand name to fix their current PR problem, perhaps they can change their name to Citizens United. Oh, wait. . .

Here comes Chelsea Clinton’s offering, out next month:

Pro tip: Here is “she persisted” done right:

And fin. . . wait:

Just kidding. And finally. . .