DeviantARTist robin-n-raspberries batman-n-bananas went and built this ultra impressive steampunk Portal gun out of found objects (read: junk). It...is better than the steampunk Portal gun I could build out of pieces designed specifically FOR building a steampunk Portal gun. The ingredients:

2 antique clock movements, 1 +1/2 hangers, Metal teapot stand, plastic mechano, plumbing parts, 1 plant pot, 1 hair gel pot + various lids, plastic tub (those ones you get nuts in the the supermarket), plastic tubing, lots and lots of nuts and bolts, miniature storage box (for the battery compartment), pocket laser disc (you can get them on ebay if anyone's interested), 3 lightbulbs, carboard tube, metal covering from an old hairbrush, AV socket, tons of odds and ends from my parents garage, oh and of course the usuals - milliput, humbrol and warhammer paints, hot melt glue and about 6 gallons of superglue. ...that's about as much as I can remember... enjoy!

Not gonna lie, I've actually put all those things together before and it didn't look anything like a Portal gun. But you know what it DID look like? A yard sale. I made a nickel!

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Custom Aperture Steampunk Handheld Portal Gun is No Lie [obviouswinner]

Thanks to my buddy Terry, who's mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore. F*** yeah bro -- let's rage till we puke! Then insist that puke isn't ours AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.