The Lyrics

Kind of morbidly humorous, but this is how I feel about places with a rather serious pest problem. Not only that they look hideous, they're also a health and sanitation nightmare.

The floor reeks bad, it's a cockroach delight

Sanitation is a bane

Unwanted bug population

For a business, it's insane



These creeps are crawling; all they need is pesticide

Chuck them in the bin, I'm so petrified



Don't let them in, I beg you please!

Damn these rodents, they're nibbling at my cheese

These ticks and fleas, give me unease

Just make them freeze!



Pest control, pest control?

Get rid of them as a whole

Pest control, pest control!

May the bug spray take its toll



Whiff that Raid

Which makes flies afraid

Put those mouse baits on

And let Remy's family die away



And I don't care 'bout PETA

These bugs should take the fall

S.C. Johnson always told me

Their stuff should kill them all



I'm tired of ants raiding my food

Exhaust my patience and my mood

They reek like dung, and spread disease, oh please!



Pest control, pest control?

Let me take care of these house flies

Pest control, pest control!

I hope these crits get fried!



Here I stand

And here's my spray

Put those mouse baits on!



These potent noxious fumes knock them onto the ground

And citronella drives those rogue mosquitos off the bounds

My zapper energizes flies into the past

They're never going back

And neither do these rats!



Pest control, pest control?

And I'll vanquish this dreaded spawn

Pest control, pest control!

The infestation's gone!



Here I stand

And here's my bug spray

Put those mouse baits on!

And let Remy's family die away!