Run the Jewels, the stellar outfit featuring rappers Killer Mike and El-P, have announced some hilarious new pre-order packages for their upcoming album, RTJ2.

??The pre-orders include such packages as the Run The Jewels Retirement Package for $10 million and the We Are Gordon Ramsey Package, where Run the Jewels will self-produce an episode of Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares (with both Killer Mike and El-P starring as Gordon Ramsey)??

Careful though: Run the Jewels reserves the right to "take your money and not fulfill any of its obligations as outlined in any package priced 35k or more."

??RTJ2 will be out October 28th from Mass Appeal and will feature collaborations with Travis Barker of Blink-182, Zach De La Rocha (formerly of Rage Against the Machine).?? You can pre-order here.

They'll also be touring with Despot and Joey Bada$$:

RUN THE JEWELS TOUR DATES

10/15 - College Station, TX - Hurricane Harry's %

10/18 - Tulsa, OK - Cain's %

10/20 - Little Rock, AR - Stickyz

10/21 - Memphis, TN - Minglewood Hall %

10/22 - Nashville, TN - Exit/In

10/23 - Birmingham, AL - Iron City %

10/24 - Columbia, SC - Music Farm %

10/25 - Charleston, SC - Music Farm %

10/31 - Philadelphia, PA - Theatre of Living Arts *

11/1 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club *

11/2 - Charlottesville, VA - Jefferson Theater *

11/3 - Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle *

11/4 - Atlanta, GA - Masquerade *

11/6 - Dallas, TX - Trees *

11/7 - Austin, TX - Fun Fun Fun Fest

11/8 - Houston, TX - Fitzgerald's *

11/10 - Phoenix, AZ - Crescent Ballroom *

11/11 - La Jolla, CA - Porters Pub *

11/12 - Pomona, CA - Glass House *

11/14 - San Francisco, CA - Mezzanine +

11/15 - Portland, OR - Hawthorne Theater *

11/17 - Salt Lake City, UT - Urban Lounge *

11/18 - Englewood, CO - Gothic Theatre *

11/20 - Minneapolis, MN - First Line Music Cafe *

11/21 - Madison, WI - Majestic Theatre *

11/22 - Chicago, IL - Metro *

11/25 - Detroit, MI - St Andrews Hall *

11/26 - Toronto, ON - Danforth Music Hall *

11/27 - Montreal, QC - Club Soda *

11/28 - Boston, MA - Paradise *

11/29 - New York, NY - Stage 48 *

12/30 - Lorne, AU - Falls Festival

12/31 - Marion Bay, AU - Falls Festival

1/1 - Sydney, AU - Field Day

1/2 - Byron Bay, AU - Falls Festival

1/4 - Busselton, AU - Southbound Festival

1/7 - Sydney, AU - Enmore Theatre ^

1/8 - Melbourne, AU - The Forum ^

1/9 - Brisbane, AU - Hi Fi ^

1/10 - Auckland, NZ - Town Hall ^

% Red Bull Sound Select show

* with Ratking & Despot

+ with Despot

^ with Joey Bada$$