Once again, I am blown away with how damn awesome my gift exchange santa treated me!! Seriously, I love the gift exchange redditors. Good people!

Now that I'm done gushing, I will tell you what my awesome Plushie Santa got for me. I mentioned to my Plushie Santa that I was pretty much cool with anything except for a plushie disease stricken blanket or something along those lines. What's the first thing I open from my package? A FLESH EATING DISEASE!! How cool/witty/funny is that?! It's the cutest flesh eating disease of all time.

The next thing I pulled from my package o' goodies is Yeast. Specifically, Beer/Bread Yeast. It's so cute! The eyes on Yeast look like it may have had one drink too many. It makes sense, though. It's Yeast.

Finally, Plushie Santa got me a Soft Kitty from The Big Bang Theory. IT EVEN PLAYS THE SOFT KITTY SONG!!!1! Next time I am sick, I will make sure to cuddle up next to Soft Kitty and have him/her/it serenade me to sleep.

I forgot to mention that my Plushie Santa told me that "these are not the hammer." I can only assume that he means that the penis is his hammer. Unless, of course, my Plushie Santa is a woman. If that's the case, I have no idea what could be the hammer. (If you've never seen Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, then this paragraph is meaningless to you and probably sounds very strange.)

Thank you, Anonymous Plushie Santa! I didn't get your username, but I hope you enjoy the pictures. I was having fun with my new plushies.