Who knew Anthony Weiner had stuff left to expose?

This afternoon, New York Times Magazine editor Hugo Lindgren teased an upcoming article about Weiner and his wife, Huma Abedin:

Exclusive @nytmag story on Anthony Weiner & Huma Abedin will be posted on http://t.co/qJ5a7EXVal at 5am tomorrow. So set your alarm clock — HugoLindgren (@HugoLindgren) April 9, 2013

How to contain the excitement?

I'm staying up all night! MT @HugoLindgren Exclusive @nytmag on Anthony Weiner & Huma Abedin will be posted at 5am tomorrow. Set your alarm. — Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) April 9, 2013

Oh boy. MT @HugoLindgren Exclu @nytmag story on Anthony Weiner & Huma Abedin will be posted on http://t.co/v45SWJ2V2e at 5am tomorrow. — Annie Karni (@anniekarni) April 9, 2013

This is how you hype a story MT @HugoLindgren Exclusive story on Anthony Weiner & Huma Abedin will be posted at 5am. So set your alarm — Kara Smoke (@kbsmoke) April 9, 2013

Loins? Girded.

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