North Korea’s propaganda machine launched a bizarre attack on President Obama — an open letter in the voice of Abraham Lincoln.

“Hi there, Obama. I understand how perplexed you must feel nowadays, but I think this is the time for you to gather your thoughts as a president of a nation,” the North Korean version of Honest Abe wrote in the state publication “North Korea Today,” according to translations reported in the Washington Post and English-language North Korean watchdog NK News.

“A thought came to my mind to give you this advice when I saw you standing in front of my portrait deeply engaged in contemplation during your Easter prayer meeting.”

North Korean Lincoln said Obama should rethink economic sanctions against dictator Kim Jong Un’s hermit kingdom of 24 million enslaved citizens.

“Look, Obama, the US has been threatening the stability and peace of that small country in the East for more than 70 years, and such an act is so shameful that I can’t bear to see the US obstructing the people’s development,” the imaginary North Korean Lincoln penned.

“It stifles my chest to hear the news of the punishing UN sanctions imposed against that country … that country will never fall from the effect of sanctions or economic blockades.”

And the piece chides Obama, who “seven years ago” said he was committed to ridding the world of nuclear weapons.

“You talked boastfully how you would try your best even though it may seem impossible to realize such a world in your term, but how much progress have you made so far?” the piece reads. “None. Instead of abolishing nuclear weapons, the US has modernized its nuclear arms and conducted the ‘B61-12’ nuclear test in Nevada last year.”

Suh Dong-gu, with the Korea Institute of National Unification think tank, called Pyongyang’s attempt at political satire “comical.”

“This letter shows that Pyongyang is trying to ease tension with the US even by imitating America’s most well-known figure to make themselves as ‘American’ as they can be,” the North Korea expert told NK News.