OH, HELLO, GUYS, THANKS FORCOMING TO MY CHILI CON CARNIVAL.

THIS IS THE DUMBEST THINGYOU'VE EVER DONE, CARTMAN.

OH, IT WON'T BE SO DUMB WHENSCOTT TENORMAN ARRIVES.

I SUGGEST YOU STAYTO SEE THE FIREWORKS.

OH, WE WILL.

TRUST US, WE WOULDN'TMISS THIS.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY ?

OH, NOTHING,IT'S JUST COOL

HOW YOU'RE GONNA GETSCOTT TENORMAN BACK.

IS RADIOHEAD HERE YET ?

NOT YET,BUT THEY WILL BE.

YEAH, SURE.

HELLO, ERIC.HEY, CHEF.

I MADE SOME CHILI TOENTER INTO THE CONTEST.

WHAT CONTEST ?

THIS IS A CHILI COOK-OFF,AIN'T IT ?

HUH ? OH, YEAH,I GUESS IT IS.

HERE, JUST PUT ITOVER HERE.

IT'S MYSPECIAL RECIPE.

SCOTT TENORMAN !

HOW ARE YOU, SCOTT ?THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING.

OH, I WOULDN'T MISSTHIS FOR ANYTHING.

LIKEWISE.

WELL, COME ON, YOU'VEGOT TO SEE THE PONY.

JUST A SECOND.

DON'T YOU WANNATASTE MY CHILI FIRST ?

WELL, YEAH, BUT THERE'SA SPECIAL GUEST COMING

AND I WANT YOU TO BE NEARTHE PONY WHEN THEY ARRIVE.

WELL, I DON'T WANT ITTO GET COLD.

I THINK I CAN WINFIRST PRIZE.

ALL RIGHT, SCOTT, LET'S GOOVER TO THE JUDGING TABLE

AND WE'LL TRY THECHILI FIRST.

GOD DAMN IT.

ALL RIGHT, I GUESS WE SHOULDTASTE EACH OTHER'S CHILI, HUH ?

THIS CHILI LOOKSPRETTY GOOD.

HERE'S MINE.

MMM, I DON'T KNOW,YOUR CHILI IS GOOD, CARTMAN.

BUT I THINK MINEIS BETTER, TRY IT.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, THIS IS GREAT !

IT'S A SPECIAL RECIPE.

GOD, THIS ISREALLY GOOD, SCOTT.

I'M GLAD YOULIKE IT SO MUCH,

BECAUSE NOW THATYOU'RE ALMOST FINISHED,

I HAVE SOMETHINGTO TELL YOU.

WHAT ?

YOU MEAN ABOUT HOW YOUPUT PUBES IN YOUR CHILI ?

WHAT ?!

YES, I'M AFRAID THISISN'T YOUR CHILI, SCOTT.

I SWITCHED ITWITH CHEF'S.

IT'S DELICIOUS, CHEF.I HADN'T PLANNED ON THAT.

WHAT I DID PLAN ON,HOWEVER,

WAS THAT MY FRIENDSSTAN AND KYLE WOULD BETRAY ME

AND WARN YOU THAT THE CHILICON CARNIVAL WAS A TRAP.

I ASSUMED THATTHEY WOULD TELL YOU

THAT I TRAINED JENKINS'PONY TO BITE OFF YOUR WIENER.

WHAT THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU WASTHAT JENKINS IS A CRAZY REDNECK

WHO SHOOTSTRESPASSERS ON SIGHT.

KNOWING THAT YOU WOULD GO ANDTRY TO DO SOMETHING TO THE PONY,

I WARNED MR. JENKINS THATVIOLENT PONY KILLERSWERE IN THE AREA.

I ALSO KNEW THAT YOUWOULDN'T GO YOURSELF

FOR FEAR OF HAVINGYOUR WIENER BITTEN OFF.

YOU WOULD MOST LIKELYSEND YOUR PARENTS.

AND. I'M AFRAID THAT WHENMR. JENKINS SPOTTED THEMON HIS PROPERTY

HE SHOT AND KILLEDBOTH YOUR PARENTS.

( gunfire )

WELL, THEY WAS TRESPASSIN'AND I WAS PROTECTIN' MYSELF.

I HAVE MY RIGHTS.

MY... MOM AND DADARE DEAD ?

( Cartman )I CAME JUST IN TIME TO SEE

MR. JENKINS GIVING HIS REPORTTO OFFICER BARBRADY,

AND OF COURSETO STEAL THE BODIES.

AFTER A NIGHT WITH THE HACKSAW,I WAS ALL READY

TO PUT ON MYCHILI CON CARNIVAL.

SO THAT I COULD TELL YOUPERSONALLY ABOUT YOURPARENTS' DEMISE.

AND OF COURSE,FEED YOU YOUR CHILI.

DO YOU LIKE IT ?DO YOU LIKE IT, SCOTT ?

I CALL IT..."MR. AND MRS. TENORMAN CHILI".

OH, MY GOD !

OH, MY GOD !!

♪ NYAH, NYAH, NYAH,NYAH, NYAH ♪

♪ I MADE YOUEAT YOUR PARENTS ♪

♪ NYAH, NYAH, NYAH,NYAH, NYAH ♪

JESUS CHRIST, DUDE !

MY MOM AND DADARE DEAD !

NO, NO !!

AH, EXCUSE ME ?

WHO ARE YOU ?

WE'RE THAT BAND,RADIOHEAD.

JEEZ, WHAT ALITTLE CRYBABY.

YOU GONNA CRYALL DAY, CRYBABY ?

YOU KNOW,EVERYONE HAS PROBLEMS,

IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BEA LITTLE CRYBABY ABOUT IT.

COME ON, GUYS,LET'S GO,

THIS KID ISTOTALLY NOT COOL.

YEAH, THAT'S THE MOSTUNCOOL KID I'VE EVER MET.

LITTLE CRYBABY.

NO, WAIT !

WAIT !

OH MY GOD !OH MY GOD !

YES ! YES !

OH, LET ME TASTEYOUR TEARS, SCOTT.

MMM, YOUR TEARSARE SO YUMMY, SWEET.

DUDE, I THINK IT MIGHT BEBEST FOR US TO NEVER PISSCARTMAN OFF AGAIN.

GOOD CALL.

OH, THE TEARS OFUNFATHOMABLE SADNESS.

MMM, YUMMY,YUMMY, GUYS.

YIBBIDY-BIP--THAT'S ALL, FOLKS !