Drunk of the Week Ronald McFondle

Kelly O

Since the Washington State Department of Licensing put the smackdown on Seattle's ONLY hamburger-peddling, special-sauce-sharing, slightly perverted drunk-wrestling clown (along with the rest of SSP— Seattle Semi-Pro Wrestling, a one-of-a-kind fight-cabaret show), Ronald McFondle has had to find other things to do. Besides giving Shakes the Clown a run for his money on both alcohol consumption and French-mime avoidance, McFondle's been hanging out with pro-wrestling legend Jake the Snake Roberts. I can only hope Roberts gives McFondle some advice on how to slap a DDT on Seattle's unfair sports-entertainment licensing. SSP must rise again!

Ronald says, "He clotheslined me in Portland. That shit was ALL REAL."

Lots more photos from the Showbox Jim Rose vs. Jake the Snake show HERE, and check out THIS article about SSP in The Wall Street Journal.