Sexist/Derogatory Guards & NPCs

Which Version Do I Need?

There are 2 files available. You only need to install 1 of them.

The best one to install is SexistGuards v2.63 or higher as this one now has a soft dependency for Devious Devices

SexistGuards vX.X.zip - This is the new version with the soft dependency for Devious Devices. Use this one!

SexistGuardsDD vX.X.zip - legacy version. Do not use. It will not be updated.

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Mod Overview



Skyrim is no place for a female adventurer....women should be at home or servicing men at the local inn; so if you fancy making life a bit more humiliating for your female character then this mod might just be for you!

Whenever you encounter an NPC guard they may make some kind of sexist or derogatory remark to you..

Knock an object over and any nearby NPCs will tell you exactly what they think of you!

When fighting bandits, they'll make sure you know exactly what they're going to do with you if you lose!

Ideas for comments etc always welcome

I will be trying to keep the comments as realistic/lore friendly as possible (there won't be anything like I'd Bash Her Back Door In Oooosh!). If you think a comment does not fit in with Skyrim then do let me know.

Going forward I shall be trying to stick with the following rules of how aggressive people will be (and I must stop putting whore, slut or bitch at the end of every comment )...

Player/NPC Traits



In an effort to try and make this mod a little bit more immersive I have now started work on adding selectable traits. Initially these will only effect your characters personality, but eventually NPCs will also get personalities.

Currently you can select the following traits (more to follow)...

Orgasmic - They will see the sexy side of almost any situation and will enjoy sex no matter what!

Defiant - How likely your character is to put up a fight or answer back, maybe even to you!

Submissive - How likely your character will submit to someone else. If you have 4th wall breaking player comments active then they will be submissive to you and may refer to you as mistress/master.

Dominant - How likely your character is to be dominant. Becareful! If you have 4th wall breaking player comments active then they may be dominant to you too!

Timid - How timid or cautious your character is. They will often complain about being made to put their life in danger.

Story - Let your character's mind wander...

Each trait can be set to a strength of 0% - 100% which should allow you to "build" you own personality. They way it works is every line of dialogue has a trait assigned to it that must pass a random check. If you choose 100% then it will always pass the check, 0% will always fail the check. Some lines of dialogue need to pass more than one trait check, other might only need you to pass one type of trait check. There are also general dialogue to fill in any gaps.

If you pass the required trait check then your character will speak the line, if not then another line will be chosen.

This should allow complex personalities so even if your character is a rock hard warrior you could still add a chance that they might, just might, let slip that they are actually enjoying the Draugr pounding away at them!

The other thing is that these new comments will work for both Female AND Male characters...eventually. At the moment I am concentrating on the female side but I have already setup the system to handle male characters as well.

Comment Categories

Male NPCs

Will make derogatory remarks putting a woman firmly in her place. Will usually refrain from using swear or crude words, but they will still get their point across that women are 2nd class in Skyrim and simply objects of desire.

Female NPCs

They know their place and will give "helpful" comments to the female characters on how to be a good lady and avoid trouble.

Beggars/Drunks

Not much better than a bandit. They'll make just as rude or crude comment, just with a slight slur or burp.

Male Guards

The epitome of the sexist male. Will often use suggestive comments as well as speak their mind at will. They will show some restraint though and will never be as crude as bandits, after all they are the face of civilised law and order (whilst believing they are above it).

Female Guards

No where near as bad as the men, although they still look down on other women. Will give warnings and steer female characters in the right direction.

Bandits

The gutter of society with a mouth to match. They'll let rip with whatever they want to say, and it won't be nice...ever!

Places: Inns

Not a place for a woman, unless she is a whore looking for work.

Places: Blacksmith

Women should be at home cooking, not trying to work out which end of the sword is the pointy bit!

Followers

Women should be careful who they choose to go adventuring with! Your followers will make comments depending on the environment and what you are wearing (or lack of) etc.

Devious Devices

If you have devious devices - integration installed then this mod will automatically pick up if you are wearing any items and give suitable dialogue!

Player Comments

The comments come in two different flavours - 4th Wall Breaking or Standard.

The 4th Wall, for those who might never have heard of it, is where an actor is aware of the audience. This often takes the form of the actor talking to the audience (See DeadPool movie ).

In this particular case the 4th Wall comments allow your character to know that you are controlling them and they will talk directly to you. Here's an example of the difference between to two comment types...

Standard Comment

"I'm freezing, I'd better find some clothes to put on"

4th Wall Breaking

"You do realise that I'm freezing here? Please let me put some clothes on."

Which one you want to use is up to you, or use both!

Installation



SexistGuards zip file - This contains all the basic comments that can be made by NPCs. It has no dependencies apart from Fuz & SexLab (see below). There is an MCM menu that allows you to configure which dialogue sets are used.

Turning Dialogue On & Off

All dialogue sections can be individually switched on or off in the MCM.

Dependancies



SexLab and dependencies

Fuz Ro D'oh or you won't see the comments

Soft dependency support for Devious Devices and Zaz Animation Pack

Known Issues

If you have subtitles switched on then this could cause issues with comments getting stuck on the screen. They do clear eventually, often by another dialogue being displayed or a change of location/cell.

Using a free cam (e.g. during sex scenes) will stop dialogue from appearing. There is no fix for this.

Moving quickly may cause comments to disappear quickly. There is no fix for this at the moment. Slow down!

This mod shouldn't conflict with much else. It simply adds more dialogue to the available comment pool.

If you don't get any comments then just be patient. they will come round eventually but they are competing with all the other things NPCs can say.

Example Guard Phrases

"I wouldn't mind dragging you off to the dungeons for a bit..."

"Break the law and your body is mine..."

"Move along, woman..."

"Cause any problems and I'll deal with you...personally!"

"I'd feel a lot warmer if I was between those legs of yours..."

Example Bandit Phrases

"I'm gonna teach you a lesson, whore..."

"Do you really think a whore like you could defeat me?"

"You're going to be my little play thing once this is over..."

"Watcha gonna do, whore?"