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[13:52:33] In use: Cardcast deck 'Cards Against Steven Universe' (code: D4CZN), with 116 black cards and 202 white cards.

[13:52:46] <Tanzanite> hey

[13:52:50] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> (hey

[13:53:03] <Tanzanite> rp not start we dont need parentheses

[13:53:07] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> fair enough

[13:53:37] <Tanzanite> so, are you the guy on the rp subreddit?

[13:53:49] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> is that a subreddit?

[13:54:00] <Tanzanite> yeah

[13:54:12] <Tanzanite> one of my fave

[13:54:30] <Tanzanite> https://www.reddit.com/r/CrystalGemRP/

[13:54:35] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> r/CrystalGemRP ?

[13:54:51] <Tanzanite> just the name

[13:55:04] <Tanzanite> yeah

[13:56:13] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Looks pretty well though out.

[13:56:35] <Tanzanite> yeah

[13:56:49] <Tanzanite> its where tanzanite comes from

[13:57:02] <Tanzanite> and no i wasnt stealing hes my oc

[13:57:36] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> For some reason I though you'd be orange.

[13:57:55] <Tanzanite> loool

[13:57:57] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I know little about minerals.

[13:58:04] <Tanzanite> tanzanite is blue

[13:58:19] <Tanzanite> although orange is my fave color

[13:59:30] <Tanzanite> also no one will see the logs from last night, and i mean the last logs

[13:59:53] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> How did that go?

[14:00:24] <Tanzanite> it all starts with a rper named Kinky_Steven

[14:00:52] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I should get some poporn.

[14:00:59] <Tanzanite> speaking of which ima block him just in case

[14:01:02] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *popcorn

[14:01:28] <Tanzanite> im not going any furthur

[14:01:53] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I take it he needed to use his saliva to heal you?

[14:02:10] <Tanzanite> no

[14:02:24] <Tanzanite> *sighs* just no

[14:03:08] <Tanzanite> I'm not talking about it (in character)

[14:05:44] <Tanzanite> Lapis?

[14:05:50] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Yes?]

[14:06:08] <Tanzanite> again, where are we

[14:06:17] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> (this again?)

[14:06:25] <Tanzanite> (yes)

[14:07:42] <Tanzanite> Lapis?

[14:07:42] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> My guess is that aliens on a higher plane of existence created this space inside their minds, and are puppeteering us for their amusement.

[14:08:27] <Tanzanite> *sighs* well, malachite showed up yesterday while you werent here

[14:08:43] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Again?

[14:08:53] <Tanzanite> yeah

[14:08:57] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Wait, didn't we leave this place?

[14:09:17] <Tanzanite> yeah, but it regrew

[14:09:33] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Surely we can leave the same way.

[14:09:45] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *attempts to condense water, but nothing happens*

[14:09:46] <Tanzanite> probably not

[14:10:11] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Doesn't seem to be any water vapour.

[14:10:17] <Tanzanite> yeah

[14:11:11] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> What did Malachite do?

[14:11:55] <Tanzanite> ate me, barfed my gem out, and I regenerated

[14:12:07] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Sounds a lot like the first time.

[14:12:20] <Tanzanite> yeah

[14:13:39] <Tanzanite> I'm bored

[14:13:46] <Tanzanite> no one's here

[14:14:01] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Yup

[14:14:05] <Tanzanite> I messaged rose on this human device

[14:14:14] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> You have a signal?

[14:14:19] <Tanzanite> yeah

[14:14:30] <Tanzanite> how else can we do this game?

[14:14:38] Malachite has joined the game.

[14:14:53] <Tanzanite> OH SHIT NOT AGAIN!

[14:14:55] <Malachite> hello

[14:15:28] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:15:29] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Got any weapons?

[14:15:45] <Tanzanite> my spiked knife and destabilizer

[14:16:12] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Destabiliser!

[14:16:19] Tanzanite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:16:40] <Tanzanite> ok I'll give you it

[14:16:50] <Tanzanite> *hand destabilizer*

[14:17:17] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:17:20] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *takes destabiliser*

[14:18:04] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:18:17] <Tanzanite> alright! go get her!

[14:18:23] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> What are you doing here, Malachite?

[14:18:48] <Malachite> making bitches wet

[14:19:10] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> But there be no water!

[14:19:15] Malachite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:19:59] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:20:43] <Tanzanite> wait... we are near beach city

[14:20:52] Malachite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:21:29] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Are you sure about that?

[14:21:38] Malachite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:21:50] <Tanzanite> it's where I was last night

[14:22:46] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:22:49] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Who knows what this place is.

[14:23:21] <Tanzanite> do you malachite?

[14:23:28] Malachite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:24:03] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Perhaps we are all Malachite.

[14:24:10] Malachite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:24:14] <Tanzanite> no

[14:24:17] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Maybe Malachite is a metaphor.

[14:24:29] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> A metaphor for all we have left behind.

[14:24:32] <Tanzanite> that's stupid

[14:24:37] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> She isn't moving.

[14:24:57] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Like our perception of the outside world, she's doing nothing.

[14:24:58] <Tanzanite> that's weird

[14:25:13] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:25:23] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> As weird as the nature of our predicament.

[14:25:35] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Maybe the ones who did this are trying to tell us something.

[14:26:17] <Tanzanite> or you're just looking for hidden meanings that don't really exist

[14:26:24] Malachite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:26:35] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> What else is there to do, in a place like this.

[14:26:59] <Tanzanite> true, true

[14:27:32] Malachite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:27:52] <Tanzanite> but this place was created when rose came by

[14:28:01] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Is that when it started.

[14:28:12] Error: It is not your turn to play a card.

[14:28:12] <Tanzanite> yeah

[14:28:50] Error: Error communicating with server. Will try again in 0.5 seconds.

[14:28:52] Tanzanite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:28:52] <Tanzanite> I guess we'll have to wait for her to regenerate

[14:29:20] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Or appeal to the ones who did this to us.

[14:29:25] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:29:31] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Perhaps we never left the box.

[14:29:33] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.

[14:30:15] <Tanzanite> rose probably made this box

[14:30:22] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Maybe.

[14:30:36] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Or perhaps we've always been here.

[14:30:51] Tanzanite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:31:15] <Tanzanite> again, hidden meanings that dont exist

[14:31:28] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> You don't know that.

[14:31:41] Tanzanite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:31:49] <Tanzanite> but I saw rose create this box

[14:32:12] Malachite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:32:12] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Can we trust our memories?

[14:32:23] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Can we trust our senses?

[14:32:35] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Can we trust each other?

[14:33:22] <Tanzanite> I need roses healing powers

[14:33:34] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Still cracked?

[14:33:39] Malachite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:33:39] <Tanzanite> no

[14:33:43] <Tanzanite> for you

[14:33:48] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Why?

[14:34:10] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I'm fine.

[14:34:47] Tanzanite was kicked for being idle for too many rounds.

[14:34:47] Tanzanite has left the game.

[14:35:08] Malachite has left the game.

[14:35:15] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I'm alone.

[14:35:20] Tanzanite has joined the game.

[14:35:21] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Lost in the void.

[14:35:26] <Tanzanite> oops

[14:35:31] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Oh, you're back.

[14:36:09] <Tanzanite> sorry, I got kicked for idleing

[14:37:03] <Tanzanite> but you need some air

[14:37:18] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> There's no air here.

[14:37:24] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> And we don't need any.

[14:37:25] <Tanzanite> I know gems don't need air

[14:38:14] <Tanzanite> but air helps

[14:38:51] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> This body doesn't have lungs.

[14:39:25] <Tanzanite> I know

[14:39:32] Tanzanite_2 has joined the game.

[14:39:46] <Tanzanite> another tanzanite?

[14:39:53] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> God is clearly fucking with us.

[14:40:17] <Tanzanite> no, there are multiple gems with the same gem

[14:40:20] <Tanzanite_2> Wait- another tanzanite?

[14:40:35] <Tanzanite> yeah

[14:40:58] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> What's the last thing you remember?

[14:40:58] <Tanzanite_2> I didn't expect to see another out on the field.,,

[14:41:09] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> We've been trapped for a while.

[14:41:22] <Tanzanite> in this gray box

[14:41:23] <Tanzanite_2> Being shot here by a mothership

[14:42:08] <Tanzanite> who was the captain?

[14:42:27] <Tanzanite_2> Blue Garnet. I think...

[14:42:39] <Tanzanite_2> Might have been Onyx though...

[14:42:41] <Tanzanite> I believe rose made this room

[14:42:58] <Tanzanite_2> She's not dead?

[14:43:01] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Maybe.

[14:43:09] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> She should be.

[14:43:16] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> But she isn't

[14:43:23] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> And yet she is.

[14:43:26] <Tanzanite> she got here thanks to emerald

[14:43:38] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> This place isn't consistent with reality.

[14:43:52] <Tanzanite> yeah

[14:43:54] <Tanzanite_2> Stop playing mind games on me you terraforming gem.

[14:44:23] <Tanzanite> what?

[14:45:00] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Terraforming?

[14:45:22] <Tanzanite_2> Last time I was on my home planet, Elemental gems where used for terraforming

[14:45:51] <Tanzanite_2> We had a lack of earth, so we had a Jade to help us

[14:46:25] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> This planet's surface is almost entirely water.

[14:46:31] <Tanzanite> jade? never heard of her

[14:47:05] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I fought in the Quartz uprising.

[14:47:19] <Tanzanite_2> Well my home planet isn't homeworld, so there might be some dissonance between us.

[14:47:37] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I guess so.

[14:47:39] <Tanzanite_2> Also the planet I was on refused to fight the Quartz wars.

[14:48:13] <Tanzanite> huh, well I messaged rose

[14:48:47] <Tanzanite_2> Well either way, lets be in the now- where are we/

[14:48:49] <Tanzanite> on this human device

[14:49:00] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Earth.

[14:49:21] <Tanzanite> we've been trying to find that out for days

[14:49:40] <Tanzanite> we're trapped in this gray box

[14:49:44] <Tanzanite_2> *takes out a device*

[14:49:50] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Well, we might be in some holodeck prison.

[14:50:15] <Tanzanite> that would make the most sense

[14:50:39] <Tanzanite_2> I'm finding a high amount of silicates and calcium southwards...

[14:50:49] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> There's lots of those.

[14:51:03] <Tanzanite_2> This seems to be a gem-powered device.

[14:51:18] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Detecting any surface water?

[14:51:30] <Tanzanite> yes, and it seems rose created it

[14:51:50] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Large quantities of nitrogen?

[14:52:09] <Tanzanite_2> ...I see some hydrogen dioxyide and nitrogen very close togetheer, westward

[14:52:31] <Tanzanite_2> ...This place looks like a maze...

[14:52:44] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> We could be on Earth.

[14:52:46] <Tanzanite> hmph, ok

[14:53:05] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Only westward?

[14:53:20] <Tanzanite_2> West and south-west

[14:53:54] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> That doesn't add up...

[14:54:10] <Tanzanite_2> north and east have some sort of mineral blockages

[14:54:42] <Tanzanite> that's weird

[14:54:43] <Tanzanite_2> ...wait...

[14:54:51] <Tanzanite_2> ...

[14:55:05] <Tanzanite_2> ...by diamond...

[14:55:19] <Tanzanite_2> *beep*

[14:55:44] CookieCat has joined the game.

[14:55:49] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> What's wrong?

[14:55:56] <Tanzanite_2> Every once in a while, this device seems to shift

[14:56:01] <Tanzanite> (rp only)

[14:56:39] <Tanzanite_2> ...

[14:57:00] <Tanzanite_2> ...there's a second level...

[14:57:49] The Card Czar has left the game. Cards played this round are being returned to hands.

[14:57:49] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:57:49] (Displayed state will look weird until the next round.)

[14:57:49] CookieCat has left the game.

[14:57:57] Play 3 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.

[14:58:39] Tanzanite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[14:58:47] <Tanzanite> what does that mean?

[14:59:25] <Tanzanite_2> I don't know, but I know that there's a crystal southward, nitrogen westward and below us.

[14:59:40] <Tanzanite_2> Bu not above us

[15:00:32] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:01:28] <Tanzanite> huh

[15:01:31] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:02:27] <Tanzanite_2> *beep*

[15:02:43] Tanzanite_2 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:02:52] <Tanzanite_2> This structre shifts every 15 earth minutes.

[15:03:31] <Tanzanite> hmph, i get it

[15:03:41] Hurry up! You have less than 10 seconds to decide, or you will be skipped.

[15:03:45] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Odd...

[15:03:58] <Tanzanite_2> So... where to, the crystal, or the nitrogen build ups?

[15:04:44] The Card Czar has taken too long to decide and has been skipped. Cards played this round are being returned to hands.

[15:04:44] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.

[15:05:01] <Tanzanite> would that make it an earth device would it?

[15:05:23] <Tanzanite_2> It means it was built on earth

[15:05:37] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> There are large amounts of nitrogen outside, so perhaps we should go there.

[15:05:59] Tanzanite was kicked for being idle for too many rounds.

[15:05:59] Tanzanite has left the game.

[15:06:31] Tanzanite has joined the game.

[15:06:38] <Tanzanite_2> (who goning to save the logs?)

[15:07:05] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I've been here since the beginning.

[15:07:07] <Tanzanite> not me I got auto kick 2 times

[15:07:19] <Tanzanite> alright, lapis

[15:07:21] <Tanzanite_2> (turn off idle timer)

[15:07:33] <Tanzanite> yeah lapis

[15:08:04] <Tanzanite_2> Should be go downwards, or westwards?

[15:08:32] <Tanzanite> I don't know

[15:09:05] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> There are large quantities of nitrogen on what I think is outside, so perhaps we should go west.

[15:09:31] <Tanzanite> ok

[15:09:37] <Tanzanite_2> There are also large quantities downwards

[15:10:36] <Tanzanite> whichever has the most

[15:10:47] <Tanzanite_2> It's equal

[15:11:11] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:11:50] <Tanzanite_2> there's more water west though

[15:12:06] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Definitely west.

[15:12:14] SittingPebble has joined the game.

[15:12:16] Tanzanite_2 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:12:22] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> We used water to break out before.

[15:12:29] <Tanzanite_2> (rp only)

[15:12:38] <SittingPebble> (K)

[15:12:48] <Tanzanite> that's just an annoying human

[15:12:53] <Tanzanite> I blocked him

[15:12:58] <SittingPebble> (I'll be a random rock in the beach)

[15:13:07] <SittingPebble> (She hates me so much)

[15:13:12] <SittingPebble> (LEL)

[15:13:18] <Tanzanite> he's what humans call a "troll"

[15:13:42] <Tanzanite_2> So it's decide, we will go west.

[15:13:54] <Tanzanite> ok

[15:14:08] <SittingPebble> (I'm pretty sure she just blocked me for herself)

[15:14:11] <Tanzanite> but how do we leave the box?

[15:14:16] <SittingPebble> (Anybody see this?)

[15:14:22] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> The things I can do with water.

[15:14:29] <Tanzanite> ok

[15:14:50] <Tanzanite_2> Let's go now, the devie just shifted.

[15:14:55] <Tanzanite_2> *device

[15:15:01] <Tanzanite> ok

[15:15:06] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Anyone got a knife or laser cutter?

[15:15:22] <Tanzanite> I have a knife

[15:15:24] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *run to west wall*

[15:15:29] <Tanzanite> *summons weapon*

[15:15:31] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> cut through

[15:15:36] <Tanzanite> ok

[15:15:40] <Tanzanite_2> *follows*

[15:15:43] <Tanzanite> *cuts*

[15:16:51] <Tanzanite> we're out of the box, now let's go west

[15:17:12] <Tanzanite_2> Okay

[15:17:30] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *heads west*

[15:17:48] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> This looks nothing like earth.

[15:17:53] <Tanzanite> yeah

[15:18:21] <Tanzanite_2> I believe to be a gem device built on earth

[15:18:47] The Card Czar has left the game. Cards played this round are being returned to hands.

[15:18:47] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:18:47] (Displayed state will look weird until the next round.)

[15:18:47] SittingPebble has left the game.

[15:18:56] <Tanzanite> so because I killed aquamarine I got us in this mess?

[15:19:10] <Tanzanite_2> I don't think so

[15:19:11] SittingBoulder has joined the game.

[15:19:14] <SittingBoulder> HEIL STETLER

[15:19:15] <SittingBoulder> HEIL STETLER

[15:19:16] <SittingBoulder> HEIL STETLER

[15:19:16] <SittingBoulder> HEIL STETLER

[15:19:17] <SittingBoulder> HEIL STETLER

[15:19:17] <SittingBoulder> HEIL STETLER

[15:19:36] <Tanzanite> welcome to blockville

[15:19:51] <Tanzanite> asshole

[15:19:56] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> What is that... thing?

[15:20:12] <Tanzanite_2> What thing?

[15:20:13] <Tanzanite> what humans call a "troll"

[15:20:40] <Tanzanite> I blocked sittingboulder

[15:20:49] SittingBoulder has left the game.

[15:21:00] <Tanzanite> he's coming back

[15:21:43] <Tanzanite> blocked a lot of his possible names

[15:22:01] <Tanzanite> guys?

[15:22:12] <Tanzanite_2> Let's not foucus on that, the device will shift in approximately 6 miniutes.

[15:22:25] <Tanzanite> ok

[15:22:55] <Tanzanite> let's leave

[15:23:19] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *heads west*

[15:23:41] <Tanzanite_2> *screeching noise*

[15:23:48] <Tanzanite_2> What was that?

[15:23:58] <Tanzanite> break through the walls lapis

[15:24:34] Tanzanite_2 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:24:34] Error: It is not your turn to play a card.

[15:24:35] Error: It is not your turn to play a card.

[15:24:46] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *creates water arms*

[15:24:50] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *ponds at the walls*

[15:24:55] <Tanzanite_2> Is black liquid normal on earth?

[15:25:18] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Not usually.

[15:25:18] <Tanzanite> umm... no

[15:25:31] <Tanzanite> is this malachite again?

[15:25:36] <Tanzanite_2> Then what is that stuff coming towards us?

[15:26:03] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:26:09] <Tanzanite> oh shit I can tell its malachite

[15:26:11] Play 2 cards, in the order you wish them to be judged.

[15:26:23] <Tanzanite_2> malachite?

[15:26:50] <Tanzanite> lapis and jasper's fusion

[15:27:20] <Tanzanite> she cracked my gem one time

[15:27:26] <Tanzanite_2> Did A jasper really?

[15:27:31] <Tanzanite_2> Why?

[15:28:00] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> It was a bad day for everyone involved.

[15:28:08] <Tanzanite> a forced fusion with unintended consequences

[15:28:17] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:28:35] <Tanzanite_2> Is the wall broken, because it's comng closer...

[15:28:41] <Tanzanite> jasper forced the fusion, but lapis took control

[15:28:45] <Tanzanite> let's go

[15:28:51] <Tanzanite> *shifts*

[15:29:06] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *absconds*

[15:29:11] <Tanzanite> (I counted 6 minutes like you said)

[15:29:32] <Tanzanite_2> (okay)

[15:29:57] <Tanzanite> umm... where are we now?

[15:30:28] <Tanzanite_2> This seems to be a very hostile labyrinth...

[15:30:35] <Tanzanite_2> DUCK!

[15:30:40] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *ducks*

[15:30:46] <Tanzanite> *ducks*

[15:30:51] <Tanzanite_2> *A large spike comes out of the wall*

[15:31:17] <Tanzanite> *dodges*

[15:31:56] <Tanzanite_2> We need to get out of this area quickly.

[15:32:04] <Tanzanite> yes

[15:32:10] <Tanzanite> lapis?

[15:32:25] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> agreed

[15:32:29] Tanzanite_2 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:32:55] <Tanzanite_2> Okay... 3... 2... 1... Run!

[15:32:56] <Tanzanite> lapis, break the walls

[15:33:23] <Tanzanite_2> *dosen't hear and bolts down the hall with quickness*

[15:33:38] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *flails water arms wildly*

[15:33:53] <Tanzanite_2> Hey!

[15:34:05] <Tanzanite> you hit me!

[15:34:13] <Tanzanite_2> There's a button over here to turn the spikes off!

[15:34:27] <Tanzanite> we only have 10 minutes

[15:34:32] <Tanzanite> its a trap!

[15:34:33] <Tanzanite_2> *turns them off*

[15:34:42] <Tanzanite> oh, nevermind

[15:34:53] <Tanzanite> thought it would be a trap

[15:35:11] Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:35:15] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Because?

[15:35:34] <Tanzanite> it just seemed that way

[15:35:36] <Tanzanite_2> Guys come here quickly!

[15:35:51] <Tanzanite> ok

[15:35:59] <Tanzanite_2> *black liquid seeps through the hole lapis made*

[15:36:04] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *approaches t2*

[15:36:07] <Tanzanite> 8 minutes!

[15:36:30] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *blocks hole with water arms*

[15:36:37] <Tanzanite_2> Okay, the next room is also a corridor...

[15:36:59] <Tanzanite_2> *stops abruptly*

[15:37:00] <Tanzanite> ok

[15:37:07] <Tanzanite> what?

[15:37:25] <Tanzanite_2> *spikes start falling from the celling*

[15:37:36] <Tanzanite> run!

[15:37:46] <Tanzanite_2> *runs*

[15:37:50] <Tanzanite> *poofs*

[15:37:55] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *absconds*

[15:38:05] <Tanzanite_2> *picks up T1*

[15:38:34] <Tanzanite> *reforms* yeH

[15:38:45] <Tanzanite_2> Only a couple minuites left...

[15:39:00] <Tanzanite> 5

[15:39:08] <Tanzanite_2> And the blaxk liquid's following us...

[15:39:23] <Tanzanite> !oG steL

[15:39:34] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *runs*

[15:39:54] <Tanzanite_2> Alright backwardsanite

[15:40:03] <Tanzanite_2> *follows*

[15:40:07] <Tanzanite> 2znaT

[15:40:16] <Tanzanite_2> What?

[15:40:17] <Tanzanite> pleH

[15:40:30] <Tanzanite_2> How?

[15:40:31] <Tanzanite> meg yM

[15:40:46] <Tanzanite> nevetS ot teg

[15:41:01] <Tanzanite_2> Steven?

[15:41:06] <Tanzanite> seY

[15:41:17] <Tanzanite_2> Who is Steven?

[15:41:26] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Steven isn't here!

[15:41:27] <Tanzanite> ?sipaL

[15:41:38] <Tanzanite> wonK I

[15:41:45] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> We can't just get to him.

[15:41:53] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> We could be anywhere.

[15:42:03] <Tanzanite> eurT

[15:42:16] <Tanzanite_2> It's going to shift pretty soon guys...

[15:42:36] <Tanzanite> pleH teG tsuJ

[15:42:47] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> There's no one else here.

[15:43:00] <Tanzanite> hO

[15:43:10] <Tanzanite_2> There is, that black sludge...

[15:43:22] <Tanzanite> parC hO

[15:43:58] <Tanzanite> !won oG

[15:44:17] <Tanzanite_2> Why are you scared of it?

[15:44:36] <Tanzanite> etihcalaM

[15:44:37] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> It's the form Malachite took yesterday.

[15:44:50] <Tanzanite> haeY

[15:45:08] <Tanzanite_2> Oh... Okay

[15:45:42] <Tanzanite> !oG steL

[15:45:45] <Tanzanite_2> Stop! it's about to shift!

[15:45:55] <Tanzanite> *shifts*

[15:46:25] <Tanzanite_2> Okay let's go we're near the edge!

[15:46:38] <Tanzanite> *dodges spikes*

[15:47:08] <Tanzanite_2> *summons weapon*

[15:47:20] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *summons wings*

[15:47:21] <Tanzanite_2> *makes a cut in the wall*

[15:47:29] <Tanzanite> dooG

[15:47:51] <Tanzanite> !evaeL steL

[15:47:59] <Tanzanite_2> This the last room before we're free!

[15:48:12] <Tanzanite> !seY

[15:49:04] <Tanzanite_2> And this room is... an empty box?

[15:49:07] Tanzanite_2 wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[15:49:28] <Tanzanite> nO hO

[15:49:47] <Tanzanite> etihcalaM

[15:50:00] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *turns*

[15:50:03] <Tanzanite_2> We need to cut through these walls now!

[15:50:10] <Tanzanite> !kO

[15:50:18] <Tanzanite> *cuts walls*

[15:50:32] <Tanzanite_2> It's doing nothing!

[15:50:58] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *beats water arms against walls*

[15:51:30] <Tanzanite> !parT htaeD a siT

[15:52:06] <Tanzanite> !pleH

[15:53:17] <Tanzanite> ?sipaL

[15:53:35] Tanzanite_2 has left the game.

[15:53:40] <Tanzanite> ?znaT

[15:53:58] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Nothing's working!

[15:54:26] <Tanzanite> !tihS

[15:55:39] <Tanzanite> demooD er'eW

[15:56:28] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *creates water bubble around Lapis and Tanzanite*

[15:56:35] <Tanzanite> dooG

[15:57:23] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> We're probably still about to die.

[15:58:16] <Tanzanite> !tfihS t'noW mooR sihT

[15:59:54] <Tanzanite> ?sipaL

[16:00:14] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Any ideas?

[16:01:12] <Tanzanite> !ti kaerB ot etihcalaM teG

[16:01:28] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *runs to wall*

[16:02:46] <Tanzanite> ?etihcalaM serehW

[16:03:24] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *the black liquid leaps at Lapis*

[16:03:45] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *dodges, but fails to clear the liquid*

[16:03:58] <Tanzanite> (I guess you have to do malachite)

[16:05:04] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *liquid starts seeping into lapis' eyes*

[16:05:18] <Tanzanite> !hhA

[16:05:23] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> A little help here?

[16:05:49] <Tanzanite> tnaC

[16:07:56] <Tanzanite> ?sipaL

[16:08:01] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *black colouration spreads across Lapis' skin*

[16:08:14] <Tanzanite> !sipaL

[16:08:29] <Tanzanite> !oN

[16:09:58] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *walls start to turn black*

[16:10:27] <Tanzanite> !oN ...mmU

[16:11:50] <Tanzanite> !sipaL

[16:11:53] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *walls melt away*#

[16:12:32] <Tanzanite> nO gniog s'tahW

[16:12:47] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *black colouration retreats from Lapis, revealing green, two-toned skin*

[16:13:08] <Tanzanite> ?tahW

[16:13:20] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *Lapis' legs diminish, as four arms sprout from behind her*

[16:13:54] <Tanzanite> !ooooooooooooooooooooooooN

[16:14:14] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *water crashes through the distorted walls*

[16:14:39] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *the walls melt away entirely, revealing ocean*

[16:15:01] <Tanzanite> thgiF t'naC I

[16:15:35] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Thanks for the help.

[16:15:41] <Tanzanite> !pleH ydobmeoS

[16:16:20] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> She would've held on far longer without you here to reinforce the madness.

[16:16:28] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I'm ready now.

[16:16:36] <Tanzanite> !oooooooooooooooooooooooN

[16:17:01] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Please stop that.

[16:17:16] <Tanzanite> !pleH

[16:17:50] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *bubbles tanzanite and swims upwards*

[16:18:41] <Tanzanite> *tries to escape the bubble*

[16:19:16] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Homeworld have always had trouble keeping track of the empire.

[16:19:38] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> They couldn't have known you'd find me here.

[16:20:54] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I imagine they'd see me as a monster.

[16:21:10] <Tanzanite> !pleH

[16:21:24] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> LISTEN TO ME!

[16:21:34] <Tanzanite> ...kO

[16:21:38] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *slightly reduces size of bubble*

[16:22:20] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Your kind think of people like me as monsters.

[16:22:43] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> As two gems stitched together.

[16:23:11] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> What do you think?

[16:23:39] <Tanzanite> mehT aS emaS

[16:24:03] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Really?

[16:24:11] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *reduces size of bubble again*

[16:24:23] <Tanzanite> seY

[16:24:45] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> At least you're honest.

[16:25:19] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> And humans. What do you think of them?

[16:26:07] <Tanzanite> nevetS ekiL I ,hE

[16:27:08] Chad has joined the game.

[16:27:20] <Tanzanite> (rp only dude)

[16:27:25] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> You wouldn't want him to come to harm?

[16:27:37] <Chad> (Yep im just watching)

[16:27:46] <Tanzanite> (oh ok)

[16:28:26] <Tanzanite> tn'dluoW I oN

[16:28:34] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Shame...

[16:28:51] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *emerges from the water*

[16:29:47] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *spots gem temple*

[16:30:04] Tanzanite wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[16:30:26] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *approaches temple*

[16:30:38] ThisIsGarnet has joined the game.

[16:30:45] <Tanzanite> tihS hO

[16:30:50] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *creates water arms*

[16:30:50] <Tanzanite> (rp only

[16:31:03] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *brings arms down on temple*

[16:31:47] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I wonder how Steven is now.

[16:32:01] Chad wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[16:32:09] <Tanzanite> tihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihStihS

[16:32:56] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> All of Pink Diamond's power, brought down in an instant.

[16:33:23] <Tanzanite> toN llA

[16:33:38] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I'm sorry?

[16:34:07] <Tanzanite> *cut's through bubble and heads toward the temple*

[16:34:32] <Tanzanite> *heads toward warp pad*

[16:35:00] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *brings arm down on warp pad*

[16:35:29] <Tanzanite> !reH niatnuoF

[16:35:40] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> There's nowhere to run.

[16:35:53] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> A fountain?

[16:36:05] <Tanzanite> *goes to rose's fountain before the arms hit the pad*

[16:36:19] <Tanzanite> *heals in healing water*

[16:36:27] <Tanzanite> Haha, good as new

[16:36:40] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> No matter.

[16:36:49] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *enters ocean*

[16:36:59] <Tanzanite> I'm gonna go to homeworld and get reinforcements

[16:37:13] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *the ocean starts to turn black*

[16:37:15] <Tanzanite> *uses warp pad to get to homeworld*

[16:37:44] <ThisIsGarnet> chille tiiiid

[16:38:10] <Tanzanite> *gets destabilizer and reinforcements*

[16:38:38] <Tanzanite> *goes back to the temple

[16:38:44] <Tanzanite> *

[16:38:57] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *retreats into the ocean*

[16:39:01] ThisIsGarnet wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[16:39:08] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Why don't you follow me?

[16:39:31] <Tanzanite> *\goes into the ocean and stabs with destabilizer*

[16:39:45] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *is surrounded by solid wall*

[16:40:03] <Tanzanite> *cuts through wall*

[16:40:12] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *flees*

[16:40:38] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *creates pressure barrier around Tanzanite*

[16:40:43] <Tanzanite> *throws destablizer at her*

[16:40:49] <Tanzanite> Got you!

[16:41:42] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> You really thought that would work?

[16:41:59] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *takes destabiliser and snaps it*

[16:42:12] <Tanzanite> *sighs* shit

[16:42:12] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Your technology won't work in here.

[16:42:34] <Tanzanite> well, at least she isn't hurting anyone anymore

[16:42:39] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> This new ocean is my world now.

[16:43:35] <Tanzanite> ok, just gonna get the other gems I called from the surface

[16:43:44] <Tanzanite> *swims back up*

[16:43:58] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *creates pressure barrier around Tanzanite*

[16:44:04] ThisIsGarnet has left the game.

[16:44:08] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> just a moment.

[16:44:16] <Tanzanite> *struggling*

[16:44:34] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> You may not want to do that.

[16:44:44] <Tanzanite> why?

[16:45:30] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> All of your allies lost in darkness, their technology rendered useless, in a space covering almost the entire surface of a planet.

[16:45:37] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Is that what you want?

[16:45:40] <Tanzanite> no

[16:46:55] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *releases pressure barrier*

[16:47:13] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Go ahead and try it if you want, it won't make a difference.

[16:47:26] <Tanzanite> but let's be serious, Ima get them all to fuse

[16:47:35] <Tanzanite> *fuses*

[16:47:43] <Tanzanite> meet bone

[16:47:51] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Bone?

[16:48:01] <Tanzanite> yes

[16:48:28] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *builds vast body out of the entire ocean*

[16:48:37] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Meet Malachite.

[16:48:39] <Tanzanite> lets see here, just gonna summon my weapon *summons nuke*

[16:49:06] <Chad> (Nice RP btw, this was nice. Bye)

[16:49:10] <Tanzanite> so? bone is stronger

[16:49:16] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Good luck finding me in a body easily visible from space.

[16:49:17] The Card Czar has left the game. Cards played this round are being returned to hands.

[16:49:17] The next round will begin in 8 seconds.

[16:49:17] (Displayed state will look weird until the next round.)

[16:49:17] Chad has left the game.

[16:50:48] <Tanzanite> ima use this nuke *activates nuke directly towards malachite*

[16:51:22] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *surrounds nuke with water, and raises density 1000x*

[16:52:00] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Do you really think your toy can destroy an entire ocean?

[16:52:03] <Tanzanite> *nuke explodes on you*

[16:52:20] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *is several miles away from nuke*

[16:53:11] <Tanzanite> nuke still hits the ocean

[16:53:52] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *water body is heavily damaged*

[16:53:58] <Tanzanite> I'm immune to the nuke

[16:54:00] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *reforms water body*

[16:54:14] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> What was that supposed to achieve

[16:54:29] <Tanzanite> *summons 1000 nukes* is this overkill?

[16:54:46] <Tanzanite> *activates every single one*

[16:55:18] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Moves to other side of the planet.

[16:56:05] <Tanzanite> oopsies

[16:56:12] <Tanzanite> *still hits*

[16:56:31] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *condenses body to incredibly dense ice*

[16:57:01] <Tanzanite> *uses more nukes to break ice, and therefore you*

[16:57:22] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> *is far from the point of impact*

[16:57:41] <Tanzanite> *still hits*

[16:58:18] <Tanzanite> *you poof*

[16:58:29] <Tanzanite> finally

[16:58:36] <Tanzanite> *defuses*

[16:59:44] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> And that's the story of how Tanzanite and the entire gem military defeated Malachite, liberating Lapis Lazuli and Jasper and destroying Earth in the process.

[17:00:18] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> The Crystal Gems were all killed in the battle, when 1000 nukes detonated simultaneously.

[17:00:48] <Tanzanite> well, luckily I stole this from peridot when she stole this from rick *uses portal gun to a new universe where this never happened along with lapis' gem*

[17:01:21] Rose has joined the game.

[17:01:29] <Tanzanite> hello rose

[17:01:41] <Rose> Hello, it seems we are here again.

[17:01:45] <Tanzanite> I think I broke the universe

[17:01:51] <Rose> I'm starting to wonder if this place actually exists

[17:02:03] <Rose> And lapis is back.

[17:02:05] <Tanzanite> I had to portal to this universe

[17:02:16] <Tanzanite> I broke earth in the other one

[17:02:29] <Tanzanite> malachite took over the world

[17:02:35] <Rose> Is there anything we can do from here?

[17:02:47] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> Not really.

[17:02:52] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I was just leaving.

[17:02:58] <Rose> Good luck

[17:03:00] <Tanzanite> we can not make the mistake of going west

[17:03:05] <Lapis_Lazuli_is_not_a_mineral> I'll put the logs on pastebin.