( kids clamoring )

OKAY, SO THEN WHATWE NEED TO DO,

IS COUNT EVERYBODY'S VOTEBY HAND.

AND AFTER THAT, WE'RE GONNAGO OVER THE VOTES AGAINMANUALLY AND THEN--

OH STOP IT, STOP IT,STOP IT !!!

LOOK, KIDS, WE'RE ALL IN THISKINDERGARTEN CLASS TOGETHER.

WE HAVE TORESPECT ONE ANOTHER

OR ELSE WE'RE IN FORA TERRIBLE SCHOOL YEAR.

WE'RE JUST MAKING SURE

THAT THE KIDS WHO VOTED FORMY NEPHEW DON'T GET CHEATED.

HALF THE KIDS IN THE CLASSDIDN'T VOTE FOR YOUR NEPHEW !SO WHAT ABOUT THEM ?

YOU DON'T GIVE A CRAPABOUT THEM BECAUSETHEY'RE NOT ON YOUR SIDE !

PEOPLE LIKE YOU PREACHTOLERANCE AND OPEN-MINDEDNESSALL THE TIME,

BUT WHEN IT COMES TOMIDDLE AMERICA

YOU THINK WE'RE ALL EVILAND STUPID COUNTRY YOKELS

WHO NEED YOURPOLITICAL ENLIGHTENMENT !

WELL, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ON TVDOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW CRAPABOUT THE GOVERNMENT !!

NOW GET YOUR ASSBACK ON FIRST CLASS

AND RESPECT THIS CLASS' RIGHTTO MAKE UP THEIR OWN MINDS !!

( gasps )

OH, SORRY, I GOT A LITTLEOFF THE SUBJECT THERE, KIDS.

HOW DARE YOU !

I WILL NOT BE PREACHED ATBY A COUNTRY BUMPKIN.

I'M LEAVING THIS PODUNK TOWN,BUT IN MY PLACE

I'M GONNA SEND MORE LAWYERS,STATESMEN AND PRESS

THAN YOU HAVEEVER SEEN !

OH, NO, CHILDREN, I THINK I JUSTMADE THIS A WHOLE LOT WORSE.