We have fun. Ok, so I was sitting here minding my own business when I got a Yahoo IM. Suspicious, I decided to talk it out. Here's what I found. pharis dominic: hello

Andrew: hello

pharis dominic: how are you

Andrew: orange

pharis dominic: k

Andrew: it happens

pharis dominic: you will wonder how i see your id??

Andrew: what?

pharis dominic: nothing

Andrew: where are you from?

pharis dominic: how is your work today????

pharis dominic: im from califonia

Andrew: why do you look like a heroin addict?

pharis dominic: and you ?????

pharis dominic: what do you mean

Andrew: your picture looks strung out

pharis dominic: are you insulting me

Andrew: no, just asking a question

pharis dominic: do you have a cam

Andrew: nope

pharis dominic: ?/

pharis dominic: ok

pharis dominic: what about pics

pharis dominic: ?

Andrew: you planning a trip to atlanta?

pharis dominic: are you in atlanta??

Andrew: yes

pharis dominic: ok

pharis dominic: i can

pharis dominic: cos im a bussiness woman

pharis dominic: and am runing almost all the state in us

pharis dominic: and other country

Andrew: that's amazing

pharis dominic: so i may be in atlanta next week

Andrew: do you find it hard to conduct busines with such poor English skills?

pharis dominic: no

Andrew: or does it not matter in your line of work?

pharis dominic: yes

Andrew: perfect answer for that question

pharis dominic: i just managing

Andrew: what do you manage?

pharis dominic: i mean this little business

pharis dominic: buying and selling

Andrew: what do you buy and sell?

pharis dominic: some electronics

pharis dominic: and computer

Andrew: i would definitely buy from you

pharis dominic: why are you asking??

Andrew: do you sell Commodore 64s?

pharis dominic: nope

pharis dominic: i sell only laptop and phones and games

pharis dominic: ok//

pharis dominic: okay??

Andrew: perfectly so

pharis dominic: kool

pharis dominic: what do you do for your living??

Andrew: i farm

Andrew: sort of...

Andrew: it's technically called animal husbandry

pharis dominic: ok

pharis dominic: what is your name?

Andrew: basically i make sure that animals can reproduce

pharis dominic: ok

Andrew: sometimes they need help

Andrew: if you know what i mean

pharis dominic: is it in your house ?

Andrew: no, on my ranch

Andrew: it makes quite a mess

pharis dominic: ok

pharis dominic: what is your name?

Andrew: my friends call me Lazer

Andrew: at least I think that's what they're saying

pharis dominic: is that your reall name?

Andrew: whenever i walk up to them I hear, "here comes that fucking lazer again"

Andrew: no, it's not my birth name

pharis dominic: ok

pharis dominic: what your birth name

pharis dominic: incase if i want to call you

Andrew: I'd rather not say, its a little embarrassing

pharis dominic: no

pharis dominic: dont worry

pharis dominic: what about me

Andrew: ok, it's Sandy

pharis dominic: im pharis dominic

Andrew: my parents didn't know if i was going to be a boy or a girl

pharis dominic: ok

Andrew: so they played it "safe"

pharis dominic: your name is very nice

Andrew: thanks, I guess

pharis dominic: ok

pharis dominic: are you married??

Andrew: i was

pharis dominic: but

Andrew: she left me

pharis dominic: why??

Andrew: because whenever we had sex, i would cry the whole time

Andrew: i told her i just felt that it was so beautiful, i was moved to tears

pharis dominic: why are you crying??

Andrew: the real reason was because she had very bad breath and liked to talk dirty while we were sharing our love

pharis dominic: ok

pharis dominic: but that does not cause you to cry

pharis dominic: does that??

Andrew: you weren't there

pharis dominic: i know

Andrew: it was awful

pharis dominic: am a woman too like her

Andrew: still makes me cringe

pharis dominic: it ok

Andrew: you're not like her, you're special

pharis dominic: how

Andrew: you'd never cheat on me, would you?

pharis dominic: what did you mean??

Andrew: when we get married

pharis dominic: did you want to mary me?

Andrew: i would love to

Andrew: i don't usually rush into these things, but you are different

pharis dominic: it ok

pharis dominic: before i could say any thing

Andrew: would you come live on my ranch with me?

pharis dominic: do you have a cam?

Andrew: i could teach you how to mate the animals

pharis dominic: dont wory

Andrew: would you marry me if i had a cam?

pharis dominic: just answer my question

Andrew: not here

pharis dominic: why

Andrew: just so you know, i have a very small penis

pharis dominic: i dont mnow

Andrew: but i make up for it with effort

pharis dominic: i dont know

Andrew: i am telling you, it's tiny

pharis dominic: how old are you?

Andrew: 43

pharis dominic: before i will say any thing i will lkie to see you first

Andrew: you would marry me if i am look good?

pharis dominic: i dont look if you are or not

pharis dominic: unless if you are nice man

Andrew: i am a nice man

pharis dominic: ok

Andrew: i have many of friend

pharis dominic: i will i know??

pharis dominic: when you dont have a cam

Andrew: you will meet them when we engaged party

pharis dominic: but im not in state now

Andrew: where state you are???

pharis dominic: out of state for business trip

Andrew: you are in not this country?????

pharis dominic: i mean not in country now

Andrew: where country you are in????????????

pharis dominic: im in uk now

Andrew: i dont no were taht is

pharis dominic: united kindom

Andrew: that look likes canada???????????

pharis dominic: yes

Andrew: i have travel there in three years before

pharis dominic: ok

Andrew: i am enjoy it there

pharis dominic: yes

pharis dominic: me too

pharis dominic: many boys have been disturbing me

Andrew: maybe you should beat them off

pharis dominic: they said i should mary them

Andrew: no!!!! marry first me!!!!

pharis dominic: how do you espect to mary them

pharis dominic: i will not mary them

pharis dominic: and you too

Andrew: right

Andrew: just me

pharis dominic: nope

Andrew: then i will go to bed now ---- 10 minutes later--- pharis dominic: are you there

pharis dominic: honey

pharis dominic: talk to me

Andrew: i am too sad

pharis dominic: why

Andrew: you will not marry me

pharis dominic: i will

pharis dominic: but if you can help me

pharis dominic: can you ??

BUZZ!!!

Andrew: what do you need darling?

pharis dominic: is like you are chating with another woman

Andrew: i am looking for flights to america

pharis dominic: what ?

Andrew: to bring you hear

pharis dominic: ok

pharis dominic: did you want pay for my flight??

Andrew: what help do you want

pharis dominic: or what did you mean??

Andrew: yes, but you have to marry me

pharis dominic: yes

pharis dominic: so how are you giong to pay for me

Andrew: how would you like?

pharis dominic: any how

Andrew: send you cash?

pharis dominic: if you wish

Andrew: ok, how much do you need?

pharis dominic: how much did you want to send to me?

Andrew: whatever it takes

pharis dominic: cos i will be living this country tomorow to west africa

Andrew: just tell me what to do

pharis dominic: so next week i will be coming back tousa

pharis dominic: if you can send me the money in west africa

pharis dominic: can you??

Andrew: yes

pharis dominic: thanks honey

pharis dominic: i love you

Andrew: i love you too

pharis dominic: i will inform all my friends

pharis dominic: about you

pharis dominic: ok?

Andrew: for why?

pharis dominic: for your help

Andrew: oh, ok

Andrew: one question...

pharis dominic: so how much are sneding for me??

Andrew: how much do you need?

Andrew: would $5000 be enough?

pharis dominic: i think that will be enough

Andrew: ok

Andrew: i have one question

pharis dominic: what?

Andrew: will you touch my penis when you get here?

pharis dominic: why not

Andrew: that's the spirit

Andrew: ok, i sent the money

pharis dominic: when?

Andrew: just a minute ago

pharis dominic: what do u mean?

Andrew: i used PayPal

pharis dominic: you send the money a minute ago

Andrew: sent it to your email address

pharis dominic: nope

Andrew: it said transaction complete

pharis dominic: you send the money via western union money transfer

Andrew: have you done this before?

pharis dominic: what?

Andrew: getting money wired

pharis dominic: once

Andrew: i am not so smart with this

pharis dominic: just go to the nearest bank in your city

Andrew: who do i send it to?

pharis dominic: you can send it striaght to the travel agent here

pharis dominic: okay?

Andrew: i already emailed the money

Andrew: it is too late to get it back

pharis dominic: willdraw it back

Andrew: maybe the person who got it will marry me

pharis dominic: cos i can't get the money here

Andrew: ok, goodnight

Andrew: see you when you get here

pharis dominic: i can't

pharis dominic: cos no money

Andrew: that's the wrong attitude

pharis dominic: what?

Andrew: this is America, not American't

pharis dominic: yes

Andrew: agreed

Andrew: goodnight