The NBA may add a new wrinkle to this upcoming season. According to a Monday report, there’s a chance the league will ask the Miami Heat and Brooklyn Nets to use nicknames on the backs of their jerseys for at least one of their four matchups.

Most of the nickname choices for that particular matchup are obvious. LeBron James would be “King James.” Chris Andersen would be “Birdman” (or, if new Sacramento Kings part-owner Shaquille O’Neal has anything to say about it, “Birdman Birdman”). Paul Pierce would be “The Truth.” Ray Allen would be “Jesus Shuttlesworth,” although that might not fit on the back of a jersey.

If this does end up happening, it will likely be a one-off. But what if the league began allowing nicknames on jerseys full-time? This would open up a world of possibilities amongst the 30 teams. One might even be able to assemble an All-Nickname team.

It could look something like this:

Self-given nicknames are often dubious, but Kobe Bryant‘s #VINO hashtag has taken off since he joined Twitter earlier this year. The more obvious choice for him would be “Black Mamba,” but that only works with the Lakers’ new Hollywood Nights jerseys. #VINO is classier, and opens up the possibility of hashtags on jerseys. J.R. Smith salivates at the idea.

Nobody loves anything as much as Brandon Jennings loves Drake (and, to a lesser extent, the Weeknd). There is no chance that the Detroit Pistons’ new point guard wouldn’t take advantage of relaxed jersey-nickname rules to rep the Toronto OVOXO collective.

“Swaggy P” is in Nick Young‘s Twitter handle. Not only that, it’s a perfect descriptor for his game. When he signed with the Lakers this offseason, a bleak-looking roster got a lot swaggier. A Hollywood Nights “SWAGGY P” jersey would be the single greatest piece of NBA merchandise for sale anywhere.

Michael Beasley signed with the Heat in an attempt to get back to the roots of a once-promising NBA career. Early on, his nickname (and Twitter handle) was SUPERCOOLBEAS. He even has it tattooed across his back. But you can’t see back tattoos through jerseys, so the obvious move for him would be putting it on his jersey.

Nobody knows where JaVale McGee ends and Pierre begins. The Denver Nuggets center himself probably doesn’t even know. But he’d jump at the chance to wear his alter ego on a jersey.

As gimmicky as the idea of nicknames on jerseys seems at first blush, don’t try to act like you don’t have a few in mind that you’d consider buying. It’s time to welcome our creatively named basketball overlords.