Ford Lauderdale, FL

A black Mercedes convertible, with the driver dead at the wheel, turned a calm, cool morning at the beach into a dark one, last Sunday.

According to numerous witnesses, Ulises Mondragon Umanzor, 30, an illegal alien from El Salvador, was arrested for running a stop sign while driving a forklif. He pierced the Mercedes driver with a long fork sticking out. The victim was a 70-year-old Floridian, whose car had the right of way.

Mondragon Umanzor didn’t have a drivers license, permit to operate heavy machinery,U.S. citizenship or any papers saying the El Salvador native should be in the United States.

What Mondragon Umanzor does have: Arrested for driving with an open container of alcohol. Driving without a license, in 2011, 2012 and 2016; and one conviction for driving around a barricade in 2018 (of course without a license). Arrested for possession of cocaine in 2012. He also has a $1,147.05 debt still owed on those tickets.

The specialty license plate on the Mercedes showed the silhouette of a surfer, the beach and the words: Endless Summer.