Twitter is absolutely beside itself after news broke of an intel report claiming Donald Trump has engaged in multiple "compromising" and "salacious" sexual acts – the most explosive of which sparked the hashtag #GoldenShowers which is now trending worldwide.

The report has apparently been circulating among politicians, intelligence officers and journalists for weeks, according to BuzzFeed, who published the dossier in full this morning despite admitting "the allegations are unverified, and the report contains errors".

No one wants to play at Donald Trump's presidential inauguration. Credit:AP

Among its unsubstantiated claims is one that Trump hired a group of sex workers to perform "golden showers" in the presidential suite at the Moscow Ritz Carlton where he knew President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle had stayed.

For the uninitiated, a "golden shower" is the act of urinating on another person for sexual gratification. In this case, the allegation is that the sex workers urinated over the bed the Obamas had slept on, while Trump watched.