So I know I’ve never posted here before, and my cat paws make it incredibly difficult to type, so I’ll be brief. My headmate death-2-whitecismanapes (who you know as the primary author of this blog) has lost xo mind! Our recent arguments about some goddess supposedly contacting me in my dreams or some weird shit like that have made xir lock xoself in xir room in the headspace. All Chip and I have heard from there in the last few days is random muttering about “man-animals” and a weird chemical smell. Xi also asked me the other day if I know the recipe for mustard gas. I think xum might be up to something…I’m worried, because D2WCMA isn’t that bright and this whole experiment could go horribly wrong! I’m afraid for my safety, someone please tell me what to do!

KAWAII DESU =^.^=