If you thought the fidget spinner craze was dying out anytime soon, think again. Thanks to Etsy seller, GlowFyourself, there's now a fidget spinner sex toy, because that's exactly what 2017 needs. The fidget spinner butt plug sells for just $35 (if you're into that sort of thing) and comes in three different sizes: small, medium, and large. They're each handmade, so I'm guessing that counts for something.

"Here to help keep that A$$ focused," GlowFyourself wrote while describing the stainless steel product. "That's right friends, help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own spinning booty toy!" Yeah . . . I'm kind of speechless, too. Without further ado, keep scrolling to see another angle of the fidget spinner butt plug that may or may not be a sign of the end of times.