It's the tenth annual iteration of what's fast becoming our only feature - that's right, it's time for another round of 'If Movie Posters Told The Truth' with me, your increasingly cynical host! We'll be right back after these messages!



As dictators tighten their grip on their nuclear footballs and climate change continues to melt the planet, more and more people are looking to movies for guidance, like how Green Book taught us all how to be slightly less racist. To that, I say this: you idiots, you fucking clowns. Movies know nothing. Movies are dumber than heck. Movies sit there like dorks while I change their titles to mock them, and year after year I face no repercussions. I have forced the movies tell the truth, even though the concept of truth is now meaningless. I'm writing on the face of God. Does that make me God? Yes, yes it does. Don't worry, no one ever reads these bits. Enjoy the posters!



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Jojo Rabbit

1917

Joker

Marriage Story

Ford v Ferrari

The Irishman

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood...

Knives Out

Avengers: Endgame

Parasite

Bombshell

Little Women

Judy

Hustlers

Uncut Gems

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