I told my Secret Santa I challenge them to find me the funniest card and it can also be NSFW. And u/yellobelli definitely excepted. I ripped open the box to find a card, and a box from Macy's! I opened up the card. As you can see by the picture, my Secret Santa went out of his way to make me laugh. The tapped on Macy's logo really did me in. Well done sir!

Also inside the box was a second card, pretty NSFW. So, if you want to see it, click on the second picture, and if not... move along.

Thank you Santa. Can't wait to suck on my dollar store candy...Ha ha ha.