One may argue that you can’t use that excuse because Goldilocks wasn’t real. But then why do we tell it as a cute innocent fairy tale? It inspires people to go inside other people homes when they’re in dire need of a quick cat nap.

A Vermont man is facing charges after allegedly sleeping in someone else’s home, state police said. Police responded to a 911 call around 3:30 a.m. Sunday. They said a teenager called from his house on Higley Hill Road in Marlboro. Authorities said they found Sean Barber, 43, of Wilmington, sleeping in an upstairs bedroom. They also said they found cocaine on Barber. He was held at the Southern State Correctional Facility until he was sober. OG Article

One also may argue that if you dress up as a clown you deserve to be thrown in jail. It also doesn’t help when the cops show up and they find cocaine on you. Also how the hell did he fall asleep if he had cocaine on him? Be a better drunk, when you feel the come down coming…

This is a common thing to happen in the world, I’ve gone to the wrong hotel drunk in Saratoga Springs, New York and tried to get in what I believed was my room. Before the nice gentlemen that was sleeping on the inside, made me aware of the situation by threatening my life. Also don’t forget what just happened to ESPN that shitty ass sports channel on air personality Ryan Russillo.

Shit happen, accidents happen hopefully this guy doesn’t see too much time for partying a little too much for Halloween. Really sucks he didn’t go as Tony Montana or the fired Dolphins coach…then he could have played it off like it was just part of his costume. But when you look like this…….shits not going to go your way!

Did he try to do the whole bag before the cops handcuffed him? Nice of them to let him leave it there for later though!