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Jason: Commander rider, please negotiate a secure connection to the internet. Computer: Aye-aye, sir. Jason: Mr. Laforge, please plot a course for my personal hard disk sector. Computer: Right away, sir. Jason: Counselor torn, please upload data, utilizing FTP protocol. Marcus: You weren't kidding about this being a "next generation" operating system. Jason: Wesley, empty the trash. Computer: Grumble