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Some days, the jokes, they write themselves.

Tonight in New York, a loud-talking, antagonistic heel who loves being the center of attention and poking at his enemies will speak to a crowd of fervently loyal partisans who others simply do not understand.

Donald Trump will be there too.

Via Tyler Dunne of the Buffalo News, Bills coach Rex Ryan will be introducing the Republican Presidential candidate at an event in Buffalo. Because who else, really, would do it?

While he’ll almost certainly declare the Bills huge tonight, Trump didn’t always hold the franchise in such high esteem.

Even though I refused to pay a ridiculous price for the Buffalo Bills, I would have produced a winner. Now that won’t happen. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 13, 2014

None of that will stop the master showman of the NFL, or the guy who has turned the election process into his own personal three-ring circus, except without the rings.