Sometimes in the darkness there are things far worse than being bitten by a werewolf and hearing the Six Feet Under song Lycanthropy on loop. This story right here is an Obscure Gentlemen horror story. So if you happen to wander the streets at night and see a Trump, run. For he will turn you into something that is ridiculed and orange.

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