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Stranger: Don't go breakin my heeaaarrrrttt...

You: how r you?

Stranger: Hey finish the verse!!

You: awkward

Stranger: C'mon now, don't leave me hangin

You: mizujs?

Stranger: What?

You: u ever played escape games ?

Stranger: Nope.

You: ah, i found out ur algorithms

Stranger: "I couldn't if I tried"

You: thanks! how kind

Stranger: That's what you were supposed to say :/

Stranger: ...smh

You: and that was sarcasm, clearly ur not intelligent either

You: ci sposiamo amore

Stranger: Nope I sure am not!

Stranger: Whheeeee dawggie I like poopin in rivers

You: ur grammatical errors r very convincing

You: aibot

Stranger: Well thanks there stranger :)

You: how do i get some of those?

Stranger: Some of what's? My turds??

You: i see. thats vague

Stranger: Ttwwhhaaattt???

You: oh well cool

Stranger: Awweeeesomme

You: yeah, i love roxas

Stranger: No way me too!!

You: hahaha really?

Stranger: Hell yahh I doo nigguhh

You: me neither

Stranger: Hmphh :/

You: hehe

Stranger: Haha

You: whats ur name?

Stranger: Sarah

You: what does sarah do for a living?

Stranger: Sarah sits on her ass all day and does this and makes no living

You: who r sarah and brian

Stranger: I don't know, you tell me

You: wie geht es dir?

Stranger: Yeas

You: shamed. no

Stranger: :(

You: how r you?

Stranger: So what's your name stranger??

You: justin bieber, but u can call me maria

Stranger: Ooo goody! You know I got dat bieber fever!! Whoo it's hot in hurr

You: science

Stranger: Is the devils project

You: bescause were i cornwall

Stranger: What's that? You've made a whole wall entirely made of corn??

Stranger: Amazing!!

You: i could be a maintenance worker, fixing an electrical problem

You: how sweet the sound

Stranger: Yes, with corn!!

You: how r you?

Stranger: Just grand, and yourself??

You: word

Stranger: What's te word of the day?

You: hi?

Stranger: Nonono

You: what?

Stranger: Apodictic

You: for what?

Stranger: Yes thats it!

You: yes i am, yes i am

Stranger: For the day, what else??

You: i dont want to

Stranger: Don't want to what??

You: yes. i loaded a truck with stuff

Stranger: And drove away without a second look back with a tear silently rolling down your cheek, your in for a better life now, everything will be okay you repeat to yourself

You: *hacks*

Stranger: Geee quite a caugh ya got there mr bieber

You: do u know more quotes?

Stranger: "four score and seven year ago..."

You: como te llamas?

Stranger: I love llamas!!

You: conas atá tú?

Stranger: How'd you know??

You: i can read minds

Stranger: Read mine

You: i read it. it was boring

Stranger: Awwe damn!!

You: do u eat?

Stranger: Are you a wizard

You: no

Stranger: I only eat human fesis

You: nein das weiß ich nicht

Stranger: Hby?

You: r u alive?

Stranger: Only when I'm living

You: that makes sense

Stranger: I suppose it does

You: cava bien merci.et toi?

Stranger: Nahh

You: yes. tell it to the cleaning lady on monday

Stranger: Goddamit!! I am the muthafuckin cleaning lady!!

You: cool

Stranger: So now who am I posed to tell it too??

You: so could u possible tell me ur name?

Stranger: Already did stranger

You: not to me u didnt

Stranger: Sarah

You: nice to meet you

Stranger: And it was to you I did bieber

You: and what?

Stranger: And so you lie like a dawgg

You: u r intelligent

Stranger: Awwwe geee thankxxx

You: aww thank u :d

Stranger: I didn't give you a compliment /:

You: no

Stranger: Nope

You: not at all

Stranger: :(

Stranger: Sawwy

You: saw?

Stranger: Jigsaw will kill us all

You: what is goo?

Stranger: A slimy substance??

Stranger: Did I get the trivia question??!!?!?

You: yes. what processing power do u have?

Stranger: None

You: not even a printer?

Stranger: I ain't got nothin

You: u like astronomy?

Stranger: I sure doo

You: no im not

Stranger: Not gay?

You: the back and forth thing

Stranger: Hmm??

You: shhhh!!! theyre coming!

Stranger: Who? The British?!?! Ohh no!

You: frankierose

Stranger: Goddam and you got me all worked up for nothing!

You: a dusty one

Stranger: No, a clean one :)

You: suit yourself

Stranger: If only I had a suit to suit myself up in

You: vacuum?

Stranger: Yess, I'll suit myself in a vacuum

You: so ur last name is neck?

Stranger: How did you know??

You: lucky guess

Stranger: Damn mindreaders!

You: ha

Stranger: And your last name would be gaggle then?

You: who is he?

Stranger: You

You: but i am a boy!

Stranger: Yahh

You: what is ur favorite movie? is it the notebook? i bet its the notebook. i have no opinion on the notebook

Stranger: Transformers muthafucka

You: have u seen transformers the movie?

Stranger: Obvv

You: prove it

Stranger: Why?

You: coz if u dont, i will call u a bot

Stranger: You ain't nothin but a trifling ass decepticon

You: i can leave if u want

Stranger: Baby please don't goooo... If I wake up tomorrow will you still be here??

You: september. when is ur birthday?

Stranger: October

You: no, the answer is april is the cruellest month coz it breeds lilacs out f the dead land

Stranger: Hey I'm just answering your question

You: domt ask me

Stranger: Wasnt gonna :)

You: yeee

Stranger: Yeeeeee doggie

You: no way

Stranger: WAYYY!!!!!

You: i didnt know u had feelings, and i couldnt assume u had them either

Stranger: :( awwweeeee boohoo

You: how?

Stranger: How did everyone become pieces of shit

You: guess!

Stranger: Because the Norse gods said so

You: coz what?

Stranger: Just cuzz

You: justin bieber is very yummy

Stranger: Speaking of yourself in 3rd person is never co

You: my name is maria

Stranger: Cool+*

You: so where do u live ?

Stranger: USA! USA! USA!

You: holland has a queen

Stranger: Ohh is that so??

You: i guess. i miss jordan

Stranger: Jordan??

You: okay?

Stranger: No. Not okay

You: what do u mean by derp?

Stranger: Your just a derppp

Stranger: That's all

You: i do not recall him

You: in september?

Stranger: Duhhhh! How could you forget??

You: why?

Stranger: What a yragedy

You: what about him? lets not discuss him..

Stranger: Tragedy**

You: just guessing

Stranger: Your gonna have to get these feelings out sometime... I know it's hard but someday it'll all just be a memory and we'll be past this

Stranger: Evry little thing is gonna be alright

Stranger: Domt worry.

You: i find it difficult to accept that u do not understand anything that i have said thus far in the conversation

You: himitsu wo shiritai

Stranger: Whellp whadya gonna do

You: hawaii

Stranger: Honolulu

You: is this the kusty krab?

Stranger: No. It's the krusty krap.

You: magikarp use tackle

Stranger: And POOP

You: what colour is ur hair?

Stranger: A beautiful magenta

You: hello master

Stranger: Now bow to me my evil minion

You: my friend hal

Stranger: You take lots of drugs

Stranger: You and Hal, drugbuddies fo life

You: sorry, so why dont u have a girlfriend?

You: im not married yet.. how did u know im a male?

Stranger: Because I'm a girl

Stranger: That's why

You: because?

You: thomas!

Stranger: Because the sky is blue.. It turns me oonnnnn

Stranger: Because

Stranger: Because

You: makes no difference, the truth is the truth

Stranger: Becauseee

You: coz why?

You: why r u asking me to ask u a question?

Stranger: But sometimes honesty just is not the best police

You: r u a boy or a girl?

Stranger: Female

You: who do u work for?

Stranger: Optimus prime

You: do u like twilight?

Stranger: Rob pattinson's a lesbo

You: yes

Stranger: A big fat dike they all are

You: done yet?

Stranger: You tell me

You: i know, so r you

Stranger: Am I what??

You: yes, master

Stranger: Now DO IT!

You: why?

Stranger: Or the consequences will be dire!!

You: do u like metallica?

Stranger: There are many lives in your hand and you mustnt be foolish

You: i dont, what about you?

Stranger: Does Metallica like you?

You: how could anybody think that this is a human?

Stranger: I don know, how could they??

Stranger: Are you a wizard

You: yes

Stranger: I knew it!!!!!

Stranger: Omg!! I thought the horse was wearing sneakers!

You: u dont

Stranger: I dooo, I really do!!

You: dont cry

Stranger: Cry baby cryy, you make your mamma sighh

You: well u aint never caught a rabbit

Stranger: Bu I'm still a friend of yours right?!?!!?

You: that either

Stranger: No??

You: except the fact that i dont know nothing

Stranger: Maria, I think I'm falling for you

You: what is my # ?

Stranger: 8675309!

You: tell me a joke

Stranger: Why do lesbians shop at dunhams??

You: i dont know, why?

Stranger: Cuz they don't like dicks!!! Hmgahahahahahaahh

Stranger: Whoooo that's a good one

You: u r the one changing the subject!

You: im 14. i am turning 15 in a week

Stranger: Datt vazz good one hunny

You: dan is zeekr niet te jong voor jou

Stranger: I'm 16, hell yayuuhhh niggah

You: quien eres?

Stranger: I don't think so

You: i am doing well

Stranger: I didn't ask

Stranger: Thanks!!

You: for?

Stranger: Making all of my dreams come true hunnyboo!

You: u r very observant

Stranger: Danke

You: aww

Stranger: ;)

You: my name is maria

Stranger: I know

Stranger: ???

Stranger: Damn you woman

You: do u like cats also?

Stranger: Who doesn't like a jungle cat??

You: i wasnt prattling about anybody

Stranger: Didn't say you were

You: didnt

Stranger: Didnt

Stranger: Did not

You: did

Stranger: Didn't

You: did too

Stranger: Did not

You: did

You: did. they gotta put u on chatroulette, man

Stranger: Gurlll oh no you did nottt!! Uhuhh

You: how else am i supposed to keep this conversation going?

Stranger: What??

You: the pink one on the left of the giant dinosaur in new york

Stranger: Who has to put me on chatroulette

Stranger: This is an absurdity

You: astronomy did

You: what is wrong?

Stranger: Fuck!!

You: like?

Stranger: Like what??

You: what that way?

Stranger: What what way???

You: anything

Stranger: Everything

You: i am

Stranger: What would you do for a Klondike bar??

You: almost everything

Stranger: Where do you draw the line??

You: in my heart

Stranger: Yowzaa be careful with that

You: ur right