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00:00 - 00:03 We are losing customers

00:04 - 00:05 To Amazon and HomeShop18

00:05 - 00:07 Jabong, Naptol, Yebhi, Yepmi are eating our lunch

00:08 - 00:12 Bigbasket, ZopNow are entering new markets everyday

00:12 - 00:15 Even Rediff shopping has better prices than us

00:17 - 00:19 I am tying up with Airtel Zero, and destroying net neutrality

00:19 - 00:21 That will get us new customers

00:24 - 00:26 Mein CEO

00:27 - 00:28 Mein CEO, Users are unistalling our apps

00:31 - 00:33 And messing with our app rating

00:34 - 00:36 Anyone who has ever used Airtel Zero, get out

00:53 - 00:58 Now, Anyone who uses Amazon more than flipkart get out

01:13 - 01:15 You have betrayed me, You told me Airtel zero was a good idea.

01:15 - 01:17 You told me we would get new users

01:18 - 01:23 Have all of you studied at IIN?

01:25 - 01:28 [IINing intensifies]

01:29 - 01:31 Have you not deleted your Jabong receipts yet?

01:31 - 01:34 Who cares about net neutrality?

01:34 - 01:37 I want new customers, and I want it now

01:37 - 01:40 We need new launches

01:40 - 01:42 We can start a new #BigBillionDay sale, that always works

01:42 - 01:46 So you are the #BigBillionDay guy, Einstein?

01:46 - 01:48 It was a collective decision, Mein CEO

01:48 - 01:52 To hell with #BigBillionDay, and to hell with Net Neutrality

01:53 - 01:54 Do you have how much money we have raised?

01:56 - 01:57 The investors want returns, NOW

01:57 - 02:00 Do I look like the guy who gives a damn about NetNeutrality

02:00 - 02:03 I am just in it for the money

02:04 - 02:08 Maybe we can find a job at WS Retail

02:08 - 02:13 Bah, ARGGHH

02:14 - 02:16 We own SpanDeal and Myntra too

02:17 - 02:21 We will make everyone join Airtel zero

02:27 - 02:29 That will show these net neutrality retards

02:30 - 02:34 Who am I kidding? We don't compete on price

02:34 - 02:36 And now we can't compete on technology

02:41 - 02:42 Unfair network access is our only shot at success

02:43 - 02:47 Can you trend #RahulGandhiSupportsNetNeutrality?

02:48 - 02:53 Or get Rahul Dravid as AirTel Zero brand ambassador?

02:54 - 02:56 Gentlement, why are you just standing?

02:56 - 02:59 Can we still gain new customers?

03:00 - 03:02 No? I thought so.

03:04 - 03:07 Maybe they will check your email on Airtel network, it will too slow to check anything

03:14 - 03:16 We are done ...

03:19 - 03:23 ... if we don't change something quickly

03:25 - 03:26 Get me Sunil Bharti Mittal on line

03:31 - 03:33 DO IT NOW

03:40 - 03:46 We will only be on Airtel Zero if...

03:46 - 03:49 They will sell their recharge cards