Ello all I am back and might I say 3 comments I thought I was loved more…and kitty molly and puddy I love you

well anyways Katie called me and we three way malissa(sp) and a made me I new best friend and because all the cool people have secret code names for when we rob walmat like puddy and crazzle and stuff I named malissia Helgagurtoottoot, and stuff so us being the people we are made a religion called the religion of taco is long but here are the rules

The Religion of Taco

The Holy Book is called O’ Crap

We Worship the holy and almighty FooFoo called Qcue

The almighty FooFoo son name is Willy

The Evil Light bulb is called Chuck “chucky” Norris

Everyone has a bad speech impediment

When we die we turn into gay penguins then move to Bermuda and get eaten by a Llama then turn to humans and by the way when sun burnt we turn green

When the almighty FooFoo is mad at us in our penguin form he will make an enormous giant killer spoon come down upon us in the cheeto (water) and he will drink us up like tomato soup

Our holy place of worship is the Supermarkat

Our holy song is “FooFoo You’re the Shit”

Religion flag is a Taco by bottle of Vodka

Our major event is at Wimpin Falls a vizzanato erupts and out come pink wimpin cream that turn people blue and makes them happy but the evil dictator Oscar throws chili at the people until the happy feeling is gone but luckily Moses comes with his giant Titanic (giant stick thing) and spanks Oscar and everyone is free to read the O’ Crap

Holy Food is Captain Crunch

The Almighty folks are Helgagurtoottoot, Dinklydwarf,

and Pokey and in the land of Bermuda

Helgagurtoottoot is the noble steed, cow that looks strangely like a horse and bitch,

Dinklydwarf is our fairy princess toad

and Pokey is are Queen with plastic boobs

Penguins masturbate by ass sleeping

Our famous words and stuff are Want a Popsicle

The Elevendy-Four Condoms

1. Nobody takes FooFoos or the O’crap name in Vain

2. We all must eat Captain Crunch or FooFoo will smite us

3. No is aloud to touch Pokey’s plastic boobs with out permission

4. Nobody is to ride Helgagurtoottoot with cloths on.

5. Before entering Bermuda nipples must be cleaned

6. Everything is free when you steal from Pokey, Helgagurtoottoot and Dinklydwarf but I don’t recommend it because she will eat you

7. Murder is bad only on Tuesday

8. Shot first, ask question later

9. Adults are stupid and must be destroyed along with broccoli and squirrels because Helgagurtoottoot doesn’t like them.

10. Adding condoms will get you smited if you’re not Helgagurtoot, Dinklydwarf, or Pokey naked under a full moon

11. Checkerboards are almighty and must be worshiped and stuff

12. Ass/Nipple grabbing is perfectly fine

13. School is gay and is only for the gay penguins because Dinklydwarf brain is the size of Wisconsin and if you’re cool with almighty FooFoo you don’t have to go to school

(ok you religion happy christian folks it a joke calm down)

it spankin I know

anyways yesterday was solo and ensemble I made a one and a two,,,,NOOO i never made a two o well I can play it but i freaked out and took it to fast DOPE

Life lesson #84 if you don’t like them tell them you died or but then in a box and ship then to mexico they need more people over there anyways on account all of them are here

Smile

-Rick