Programming, Motherfucker Do you speak it?

We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years.

We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.

We are tired of being told we're socialy awkward idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do... Programming, Motherfucker.

We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.

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Our Values

They Claim To Value They Really Value We Fucking Do Individuals and interactions Tons of billable hours Programming, Motherfucker Working software Tons of pointless tests Programming, Motherfucker Customer collaboration Bleeding clients dry Programming, Motherfucker Responding to change Instability and plausible deniability Programming, Motherfucker

We think the shit on the left, is really just the con in the middle, and that we really need to just do the thing on the right...Programming, Motherfucker.