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Re: What the cat saw

Or that they don't wish to engage in all those silly physical movements associated with reporting and/or fixing the problem. This is what makes telepathy so useful. Andrew <psych0o@juno.com> Psych0Tag v0.50 again



Re: Loving God

God's name is Eris, and He is a girl. Andrew <psych0o@juno.com> Psych0Tag v0.491



testing

Do you spy the evil grunged kludge? (I appologize for the intrusion. Sean's mail is coming out nasty, making a few programs complain. There's a blank line between the origin line and the seen-by's. Perhaps it's not his fault?) Andrew <psych0o@juno.com> Psych0Tag v0.491



Jesus

Greetings and Hallucinations, All! How tall would you say Jesus was? I'm willing to bet he wasn't a fat man. Andrew <psych0o@juno.com> Psych0Tag v0.491



Re: Jesus

Then the crosses 'be a-tipping over all the time, and someone would shout, "Jesus Christ, you fat slob, get the hell back up there!" He couldn't have that. He was poor and humble, and what He could have for Himself the transubstantion took right out of Him. As to his height, I have a mug shot of Jesus, and the scale behind Him marks Him over six holy feet. I thought people were short back then from malnutrtion. Not Jesus!



Re: Jesus

The pictures I have were taken recently. Andrew <psych0o@juno.com> Psych0Tag v0.491



Re: Catholic Star Goatees

I lived around there in Garland 3 years ago. I wonder how long is the gestation period for God (me and the numbers in my head)... For a Goddess, I hear it's 55 years. Andrew <psych0o@juno.com> Psych0Tag v0.491



Re: Satanic Parents [1/3]

I thought it was funny because it was stated wildly ridiculous ideas, yet the mood is of everyday activity. That's my kind of humor. I say things that can't possibly be true, and people's reactions tell me so much of their character. It's like an inkblot. I started it doing naturally because of two reasons: I'm damn nosy about how everything works and because I'm bored too often. In Arthur C. Clarke's 2010, the good guy astronaut from the US



Re: umpabumpa..

I've read a bit of Satanic philosophy, both of the Church of Satan and from the Temple of Set, which I have found interesting and refreshing, but I don't worship Satan. I worship myself and perhaps Eris sometimes to keep bad things from happening. Any reason you're asking? Andrew <psych0o@juno.com> Psych0Tag v0.491



Re: My Friend Frank

Yeah, what the hell do you mean Frank? It's Hank: Hank the Affluent Philanthropist from out of Town Hank the Affluent Philanthropist from out of Town anonymous found on Robert Anton Wilson's page This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary." Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with



Hello

What's it to ya? That "Black Hole" origin makes me question your intentions. Andrew Ziem <psych0o@juno.com>



GOD'S REELECTION CAMPAIGN

Encore of the humor please... Andrew Ziem <psych0o@juno.com>



Pagan/Wiccan/Gaian Death

Yep, death by asphyxiation. But... I heard Jesus could have been strapped to a stick instead of a real cross. I'm not sure what significance that has other than the inaccuracy of the symbol. Andrew Ziem <psych0o@juno.com>



(no subject)

Sure they were illiterate sheep hearders. Not much point in learning to read, especially to understand a simple story. And that's all it was, a myth. It explained that the good would be saved, which now that I think about it is evolution. God's hand selected Noah, and Noah's hand selected which animals were fit to board. I think many people take the Bible too literally. Why doesn't anyone look at Native American legends and tell me that coyotes don't



'Back to Genesis' madness

I heard something similar: Man evolved in the oceans on the coastlines. That explains a few things. It explains why we can stand upright. We needed to breathe. It explains our upturned noses, found also on a certain type of primate that swims. It explains our subtely webbed fingers. Andrew Ziem <psych0o@juno.com>



Pagan/Wiccan/Gaian Death

I'm saying cruxifiction kills by asphyxiation, not that Jesus was killed that way. It's just a posibility. Well, if he didn't die on the cross, why would Christians use it as a symbol? (Besides that fact that, if I were Jesus, it would scare the crap out of me to see that after I came back.) Andrew Ziem <psych0o@juno.com>



'Back to Genesis' madness

I saw it! Andrew Ziem <psych0o@juno.com>



Genesis

Then he'll come tumbling out of the sky, unaware of the parachute marked "truth." Andrew Ziem <psych0o@juno.com>



Atlantis

A good modern source of material is Edgar Cayce, the sleeping prophet. He could access a seemingly infinate amount of information with amazing accuracy while hypnotized. Until then, our information came from either a Greek or Roman philosopher, I think Plato. There seems to be a good amount of evidence. Edgar Cayce says this is where man originated, where the soul first entered man. I suppose these souls thought the material world would be a groovy vacation, but as the



Deity Management

Western Union Telegram To: Jehova Yahweh Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666) Presidential Tier, Paradise Dear God; This is to inform you that your current position as diety is herewith terminated due to gross incompetence STOP Your check will be mailed STOP Please do not use me for a reference Respectfully, Malaclypse the Younger/Omnibenevolent Polyfather POEE High Priest Andrew Ziem <psych0o@juno.com>

