The lines were longer and the food was much worse than usual.

S ince it's humble Osaka beginnings in 1964, this annual event helps build romantic or just sexual relations between Jamaican men and Japanese women . This was the 49th anniversary of sanctioned carnal relations between the two very different countries. For the purpose of friendship and goo d sex between Japan and Jamaica, "One Love Jamaica Festival" is an event originating from the testicles of Jamaica.

It is an historic event.

Japanese women have earned the power to be picky after a decade of games & sexual abuse at the Jamaican Festival.





Tokyo's black male population was in for a rude awaking at this year's f estival in the lively Yoyogi Park. There was a zero tolerance policy against smoking Marijuan a . To make matters worse, t he word must have gotten out about the easy pickings at last year's event. The B lack men to Japanese women ratio was the highest on record. Official estimates think there were only 2 attractive Japanese women to every black gentleman on the prowl for eas y pussy . In past years it was as high as 20 to 1 - favoring the men!















Not only is this poor man's Anthony Bourdain outraged at the inauthentic Jamaican cuisine, not one woman has shown any interest even after 6 years of coming to the festival.





There were some interesting Jamaican dancers , reggae cover bands and some spe c ial g u est speakers who addressed such hot topics as , "Housing d iscrimination for b lacks in Japan" , "Jap an's r idiculous laws and p unishment regarding Marijuan a" and the very sexy, "The l ack o f c ondoms b ig e nough f or f oreign b lack m en i n Ja pan, a nd i t's i mplications i n t he s preading o f STDs " .











The guest speakers had Jamaican dance hall routines between them throughout the day by some very, ve ry sexy Japanese and black ladies.

















Brazen Nigerian PUA's scam on these loca l gals right in front of their terrified boyfriends .













Besides the many Bob Marley cover bands, t he most popular event was a great and very heated panel di scussion on, "Men f rom Africa p retending t o b e f rom The US o r Jamaica t o g et l aid in Japan."















Mackin' backstage with 2 cuties, this shirtless local stud made the foreign men's blood boil.















My favo rite spe aker was Tokyo based, guerr i lla travel agent , M onte Monroe (54) . His contr oversial lecture was in English and not understood by 90% of the audience " Sex, Tourism and Post Colonial Encounters in Jamaica" . He made some v e ry good points that in order for Jamaica to thrive the sex/ romance tourism industry must be expanded to target Jap anese men. Sex/ Romance tourism in Jamaica is huge and a much larger part of the mainstream tourist industry than many want to admit to.













Monte's lecture included such gre at info as,











"The majority of Kingston's million poor people tend to be hostile and unfriendly towards white - skinned people who they usually regard as colonist and imperialist oppressors - unless they are buying something from them. They don't seem to be hostile towards the Japanese or Asians in general, since they didn't own slaves. Jap anese men will be welcomed with open arms and t here are many great sexual values to be had that are on par with Thailand or the Philippines.











There are lots of street begg a rs who aggressively harass anyone who doesn't look poor. Stay away from the fat, aggressive street hookers in ' New Kingston ' , many of whom are quite poor and quite dangerous."















For female Japanese romance tourists he advised,











" Never give them your real E mail or home address. They will soon ask you for money and try to visit Japan at your exp e nse. Stay away from the too handsome guys, drug addicts or men with harsh, pushy, or impatient personalities, You are sure to be very disappointed with the ir service .











If a 'rental dread' is not willing to go down on you, as you can ascertain through casual conversation or proposition, leave him alone. It is a sure sign that he has sexual hang-ups and won't give you a good time. If you are going to Jamaica by a tourist package, find out your hotel's policy concerning local 'guests ' before you pay and go. "













Monte's mic was turned off by event organizers after a bout 3 minutes . This was due to the boos he got by native Engl ish speakers in attendance.







Leroy, whose hair has not been washed since 1985, had his ass eaten by a sexy stranger here last year and paid for it dearly.















My new friend and Negril native, LeRoy Jenkins ( 70 ) has been in Tokyo for 21 years. He imports Jamaican-themed tchochkes that he finds in China. His shop wa s in the Nakano Broadway Mall until he retired las t April .



“Oh mon, last year dis dirty bitch. I'ma workin ova deh suh, she follow me into the toilet likes a little lost dog. I dunno why she follow me. She must be about 30 or maybe 40 year younger than me, mo n . Then she present herself for me and even eat me dirty ass, mon. What is dat, mon? A nice lady from Jamaica don't do d is. Japanese ladies like to eat complete stranger's dirty ass? I'ma shock by d is. Me not accustomed to d at in me homeland, mon."



Was her name Mai?



" Maybe it was. I shoulda know dat she's a dirty bitch as me got da Chlymidia about 5 days later. Me hose had da discharge, and pissin ' da razor blades. And had to go to da clinic. She say to me she got da latex allergy. I'm try to use da condom, m on. I fuck her ass like she axe me to, m on. D is year if anyone wanna link up, me not gonna make da same mistakes d is year.”

















This sexy lady in the jumpsuit actually chose the company of a Japanese trustafarian over real dreadlocked black men!







Horn y, lonely and unattractive Japanese women have been going to Bali for romance since the early 1980's. Thanks to the Jamaican festival relocating to Yoyogi Park in 2001, things are changing. Female sex tourists have dropped by 10% to Bali and th at 10% is now going to Jamaica to fulfill their carnal desires. North American (and some European) women have been flocking to Jamaica since the 1960's looking for some good holiday dick.













Jamaican men's long locks, masculin ity, virility and the mus cul a r physique. It was a combination of the masculine and fem i nine, it is the Yin a nd Yang visually. The dreads symbolize a masculine energy. And many Japanese men at the festival had a f orm of dreads to give themselves this image.



Horny Japanese women seeking black companionship were still here, just way choosier than in past years.





The Jamaican tourist booth is buzzing with lonely Japanese housewives and single ladies longing to be loved, even if just for a few days. A dreadlocked, well-endowed black man is in many ways more appealing than the traditional little, Indonesian surfer boys who service tens of thousands of Japanese women every year.











If you enter just about any club or bar in Roppongi, you find local ladies with African guys claiming to be Jamaican, all over them dancing in seductive or downright rude style and having a good time.













“Romance tourism” overcomplicates what the motives of sex tourists are. LeRoy Jenkins- who has a Japanese wife, explained to me that concepts like "romance tourism" are only representative of small niches, like that of Jamaica and its cultural beliefs.













LeRoy charms the ladies, young and old alike.





Through his observations , he concludes that the majority of female sex tourists are solely touring for physical encounters and not romance. LeRoy continues his argument by saying tha t,













“ Der are only two types of blacks, Jamaicans and those who wish dey was Jamaican. In Jamaica, d em tourist and black beach boys may define der relationships as one of da romance, but in da reality, da relationship is jus ' da prostitution, mon .”







These dancers on their break backstage could give 2 shits about me or LeRoy trying to chat them up.











The Jar Jar Binks soundalike, LeRoy got me VIP access. We met two non - English speaking, sexy Jap anese - Jamai can D ancehall queens b a ckstage during their break. They've dated African men in Japan and been burned by their womanizing and dema nding to either go D utch, or flat out refus ing to pay for anything . They've sworn off them for good and are now only dating wealthy or very cool Japanese men. They were more interested in their iPhones than talking to us so we left.









LeRoy was not used to such a blat ant lack of interest and was left shaking his head in disbelief.









Not a flying fuck was given by this time traveling samurai chatting up a local lady.

The real attractive Japanese ladies that any foreign man would actually want to treat himself to were way pickier than usual, and acting as would be expected when the laws of economics are applied. It's becoming a crisis for black men in Tokyo. They are having to settle for less and less attractive Japanese women.

Color these two foxy ladies unimpressed with the talent. They're getting the hell outta Dodge!













Black men are longer in favor here, as documented by the very handsome Jama ican, Stefhan Bryan. H is outdated book about how easy it was for black men to get laid in J apan had inspired many to move here. The reality of today's Japan is th at w hite foreigners have been out of fashion as boyf riends/sex friends since aroun d 2005 ( u nless they're inv olved in banking) . Blacks are falling fast. Sad ly, t he popularity of hunky Korean men may soon be in jeopardy as well. longer in favor here, as documented by the very handsome Jamais outdated book about how easy it was for blackto get laid in Jto move here. The reality ofhite foreigners have been out of fashion as boyf