Two women working at a San Bernardino adult store reportedly fought off a robber ostensibly armed in a most resourceful fashion: by using their store's, um, products to shoo him away.

On Wednesday evening, a man in a gray sweatshirt holding what appeared to be a gun walked into Lotions & Lace only 15 minutes before the store was going to close for the night. According to LAist, the would-be burglar demanded the cash in the register — something that one employee identifying herself only as "Amy" would not oblige.