So a bunch of Pick Up Artists (see also: mens rights activists, single men, fedora wearers, reddit frequenters, closet fat admirers, chronically rejected losers) from some lonely boner stroking website decided it was time to do something revolutionary: Shame Fat People… FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. An entire week, y'all. This is some really ground-breaking stuff that no one else has ever thought to do. No one else has ever thought to tell fat people they are gross, worthless, and better off dead.

Unfortunately, this thing got some attention from larger, more popular websites and now all kinds of people who might usually keep their fat hate limited to one or two posts a week, have blown up their feed with super intelligent anti-fat quips.

Here are some things you can do to keep your fat self fancy and fly.

1. The Hair Flip



Short and sweet, the hairflip is a great tool to use when dudes with boners you don’t care about open their mouths… or, ya know, use their fingers to type because most of these losers wouldn’t dare say any of this to your face… to say rude shit to you. The Hair Flip says, “Fuck you, dude, I have other things to do than care about your sad boner.”

2. Call Out Fat Shamers – Loudly.



If people on the street mutter crap about your fat body, bring as much attention to it as you can (when it feels safe to do so). Loudly responding with, “EXCUSE ME ? DID I ASK YOU TO COMMENT ON MY BODY ?”, “LEAVE ME ALONE I DO NOT LIKE BEING HARASSED !”, “YOU HAVE NO MANNERS.”, or (my favorite) “YOUR INSECURITY IS SHOWING, BRO.”Alerting the public to their absolute lack of respect will usually result in them tucking their tails (see: sad boners) between their legs and whimpering off back to their basement to write another nasty tweet or blog post about how fat people should die… but, hey, at least you got them to leave you alone on your way home from work.

3. Be Even Fatter



Rub it in their gross faces. When you notice dirtbags giving you side eye, moan excessively while eating your Never Ending Pasta Bowl at Olive Garden. Unbutton your pants to make room for more (even if you don’t need it, the visual is really all they need).

4. Walk Away



Say goodbye to the people in your life who don’t respect you and your body. You absolutely do NOT have to put up with a partner who makes negative comments about your size, a mother who encourages you to diet, or friends who make you feel bad about your body because they are not comfortable with theirs.

5. Report Abusers



If someone is bullying you, report them.

Abusive tweet ? Report it.

Kid at school oinking at you ? Tell the principal.

Pathetic PUA with gross and lonely boner from Return of Kings throwing food at you/telling you to kill yourself/trying to take advantage of your vulnerability ? File a restraining order/call the cops.

Domestic violence and civil harassment are illegal. No one has the right to harass and abuse you. Period.

(Source: kylathegreat)