Back in my day if ya wanted ta play ah game ya had ta make it yaself, none ah this… pre-assembled overseas crap. Course, weren’t no one playin’ games- no time fa such nonsense. We had jobs, all ah us. Real jobs, too, like fightin’ wars, ‘n minin’ coal, ‘n… buildin’ railroads… not one’a us din’t know how ta lay down ah stretch ah rail by tha time we was six. An’ we smoked while doin’ it, fa energy, ‘n vigor… character buildin’…