My love for you is like Mighty Putty

Strong and water resistant

A tear rolls down my cheek

Glistening like a toilet

Recently bathed in the stain-fighting power of OxiClean



Cant you see, my little Simoniz?

Not even a Zorbeez could soak up all my love for you

I need you like a dusty hallway needs a Swiffer

Like an over-accessorized freak needs a Bedazzler

Darlin, youre my Ding King



Somehow, I cant rid myself of you

CLR is no match for our love

I wont fight it any longer

I long to caress you with my Gopher



You know my number

Pick up the FoneFree, call me.