I was sooo happy to receive this gift! It is a handmade ONE-OF-ONE-KIIIINDDD bleach Dexter tshirt, made by my santa just for me, and it's really super cool, you can't see the fine blood-splatter details on the image, but I really love it. Turtles chocolate: pretty much straight from Jesus to my face. A lovely, handwritten Christmas card. A calendar for 2014, and a freaking sweet book I have never heard of. Santa said it was his/her favorite, so I am really looking forward to it, the back cover has me titillated! Seriously! I can finally be the guy who says "I read the book before it was a movie," nice :)

Santa, thank you for making this a heart-felt gift, you warmed my cockles ;)! ! ! ! !