Cruisin' on down Main Street

You're relaxed and feeling good,

Next thing that you know you're seein'

Octopus in the neighborhood?!



Surfin' on a sound wave

Then you're swingin' through the stars,

Take a left at your intestine

Take your second right past Mars



On The Magic School Bus, Navigate a nostril,

Climb on The Magic School Bus, Spank a plankton, too,

On our Magic School Bus (Raft a river of lava),

On the Magic School Bus (Such a fine thing to do)!



So strap your bones right to the seat,

Come on in and don't be shy

Just to make your day complete

You might get baked into a pie!



On The Magic School Bus,

Step inside, it's a wild ride!

Come on! Ride on The Magic School Bus!

The lyrics to the Magic School Bus theme song, which plays during the opening video sequences in The Magic School Bus series are detailed below. The theme song is sung by Little Richard.