





The sole purpose of this page is to help you figure out if you are a real vampire or not. This is to be used with the finding a real vampire page on this site. After all if you don't recognize yourself as a real vampire then you aren't a real vampire. All of the traits below are accurate for more than half of all real vampires. All real vampires have at least 85% of them, in other words if at least 85% of them don't apply to you then you are not a vampire. Assuming that you are a real vampire, the fact that so many of these traits are accurate for you may shock you.



These are the traits that I am saying are 95% so that I don't rule any real vampires out that the traits may not be accurate for. If you are convinced that you are a real vampire, yet have few to none of these traits you really need to read up on a term that is known as enabling and stop claiming to be one. You could even seem to have all of them but there is still no guarantee that you are a real vampire.



Copyright 2005 Steve Leighton, copying without permission is forbidden by law, and will result in a DMCA report being filed against you and sent to your domain provider or to the owner of where ever you posted your copy of this vampire website.



"I didn't draw blood at first, but I did get an overwhelming feeling"

If you can relate to that quote don't waste your time reading any farther because you are definitely not a real vampire. You are, on the other hand, a classic case of

Reinfeld's Syndrome.

1. Do you have unusually pale skin? Your skin doesn't need to be pale to be a vampire, it just needs to be pale in comparison to what your skin tone should be. If yes then cook up one or two (depending on the size) medium rare steaks (the best way to do this) If, by the time you’re done enjoying the second one, you have a new pinkish color throughout your body that you haven’t had in a while, read no farther; you are a real vampire. Humans can’t digest blood let alone get color from it, real vampires do.



NOTE: The extra work involved in trying to eat medium rare or rare meat can cause a temporary pink color to the skin which is otherwise known as being flushed. Temporarily being flushed is not the color that is being referred to when a vampire gets color from the blood in the steak. It takes a lot less human blood than animal blood to get the same effect but animal blood is way easier to get.) If you were white before and still are you should see a doctor. Odds are you aren't a real vampire, you’re just malnourished, and they can help. Have you ever been told by professionals that you’re lucky you survived an accident with only a few scratches or cuts?

Are you a naturally strong magic/energy user self-taught or self-realized? As a kid, were you the strongest, smartest, or quickest kid in the class, and at around 16 years of age maybe all 3? Did your dad disappear from your life while you were at a young age? (NOTE: 52% of vampires out of a large range of vampires have answered yes to this question. This includes people who believe they are real vampires however may not really be one.) Click for one theory on how this is vampire related: The Truth about the ''Vampire Community''. Do people often tell you that you look very young for your age, or that they would have never guessed how old you are? Are you extremely energetic at night but around the time the sun comes up become extremely tired? Are you a slightly quicker healer than most, if not a much quicker healer? Do you have an unusually high tolerance to alcohol and other poisons/toxins? Do you tend to switch between very social and antisocial frequently? Do you rarely get sick, or when you get sick does your body recovers quicker than most people Are your six senses more enhanced than most other peoples, i.e. vision, hearing, touch, smell, taste, and intuition? Do you have extremely good vision in the dark? How many times has some one said it’s too dark they can’t see while you were doing something like reading? Do you tend to NOT be surprised or scared by the typical sudden loud noise in a movie or things like that because you sensed it coming? Do you tend to react to things like catching a falling object or other normally unexpected things at an almost psychic speed? (As if you were expecting it to happen)? Do you tend to get a high from human blood? When drinking someone’s blood do you tend to find yourself being able to do something that they could do (that you couldn't do) about 2 weeks after drinking it?

Are you sensitive to light or the heat from it? (Ranging from getting a bad headache from the glare to burning very easily.) If, while your skin is white from lack of enough blood in you, do you bleed quite noticeably less than a person normally should, or more likely not bleed at all? Are your nails clear like glass, yet very strong? Is your bedroom the coldest and darkest room in the house? According to multiple news articles easily found online, older adults can’t hear this sound. So far I haven't found someone over 36 who is a non-vamp that can. click to try to hear it. Warning: if you can hear it, it will be loud. (ALWAYS FOLLOW THE WARNINGS ON THIS WEBSITE) My reference: yahoo homepage/news 6-21-06, and testing it on friends . A legitimate Vampire is able to safely digest more than 600% of the daily recommended amount of iron (RDA is 18mg. 600% of RDA is 108mg) when in the form of blood.

(ALWAYS READ THE WARNINGS ON THIS WEBSITE!) How often do you look at the person that almost bumped (or bumped) into you and think "you idiot” or “people are so stupid" because they didn't know you were only a couple feet away from them, because you always know when someone is that close to you? (Which, when you think about it, you only know because you can sense when someone is that close to you). Do you always feel a strong urge to travel? How often does something smell so strong that you can literally taste it, whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing? (NOTE: When most people say it smells so strong that they can taste it they only say it as a figure of speech. And the people that agree with you when you say it rarely can taste it. Think I'm wrong? Ask them yourself!) Can you hear a whisper from across a room? Do the words "come on outside, it's a nice bright sunny day, and there’s a lot of people out," seem more like a bad thing than a good thing to you, as opposed to the guy who said it to you, saying it with a big happy smile? Regardless of how normal you may consider yourself to be, do you tend to meet a lot of weird people that you quite often hit it off with relatively frequently? (Keep in mind, normal is just a politically correct term for people that have no creativity. And definitely is NOT something to be proud of calling yourself). Do you have a predator instinct that is so strong that it makes most people seem to act more like herbivores than the omnivores they consider themselves to be? Does sunlight/bright light in general hurt your eyes and head, in most cases to the point of a migraine? (But you can still go out in it). See point 17. Do electrical appliances generally tend to hate you? (Watches mess up often, computers malfunction for no reason, etc). Are your dreams often extremely vivid and sometimes result in cases of déjàvu? Do people often find you very empathetic to how they feel? Do people usually either trust you completely or not trust you at all? When you will things to happen do they usually happen? Does your mood have an obvious effect on the mood of others around you? Only count this if it happens to the people that can’t see you. (Especially on babies and animals like cats). Were you born with a number of health problems, including heart problems that quickly went away on their own? Having only half of the traits listed does not make you a half vampire, it makes you nothing special. The only difference between a real vampire and a normal human is 1 endogenous retrovirus, making it impossible to be half vampire. The difference between a normal human and an ape is 3 endogenous retroviruses, making it a lot more likely for some one to be half ape than it is for them to be a half vampire. It is impossible to be a half-vampire, anyone that thinks otherwise is a total idiot.

Go to the Clubs section To Find Places Where You Can Meet Others Like You. The list on this page only applies to vampires that need blood aka the only real kind of vampire, and your belief isn't required. For those that wonder how I know I'm a vampire, or are asking themself who is this guy to judge me, this is how I know that I am a vampire, and you gave me the right to judge you the moment you came to me for my opinion.

