When you win the Stanley Cup, you can do whatever you please with it for one day. Put your newborn baby in it, eat cake out of it, chug beer. Your choice!

But exactly how much of those things can you fit in a Stanley Cup?

Using dimensions listed on the official site of the Hockey Hall of Fame , the volume of the bowl at the top is approximately 497 cubic inches.

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That's a decent amount of space.

All of the following numbers are very approximate, except for the liquids, which should be exact conversions. In order to best estimate the amount of solid content we could fit in the Cup, we would need to find the void ratio, or air space, of every one of these objects individually and do much more in-depth math. Former math teachers, don't hate me, but I won't be doing that today. So if you really want to know how much of each of these will fit, contact your favorite Stanley Cup 2014 winner and try it yourself.

Or you figure out the math and let me know.

Beer — The Cup holds 2.15 gallons, which means … drumroll please … 23 beers! (12-ounce bottles or cans) (Please share and drink responsibly). If you're a wine drinker that's 5.42 of the big bottles (1.5 liters). Though Phil Pritchard, the keeper of the Cup and curator of the Hockey Hall of Fame, has said 14 beers will fit.

Chips — One bag of chips holds 10 ounces. So you could theoretically pour out 23.7 bags of chips (using the dry gallon conversion of 1.85). Talk about calories. Need something to go along with your chips? Say some salsa, guac or straight up french onion dip? That's 11 jars of Tostitos' 24-ounce jar of salsa , 17 jars of a 16-ounce container of french onion dip, and nearly 46 of Wholly Guacamole's separate 6-ounce trays of guac .

Wings — Let’s say the average wing is 3 inches long, 1 inch deep and 1 inch wide. Why? Because that’s what we’re going with. Say hello to 166 wings , not accounting for air space. Just stack them up nice and tall and have yourself a feast.

Cake — Wilton tells me the serving size for cake at a wedding is 3 inches deep, 1 inch wide and 2 inches long. That seems absurdly small, but sure, we'll go with that. Using those dimensions, the Stanley Cup would feed 82.8 people . Why you would want to fill it with cake, though, I'm not sure because clearly if you're getting married the Stanley Cup is the maid of honor/best man.

Dippin' Dots — Well, you can fit about 67 of the small (3.5-ounce) containers of Dippin' Dots. How many little Dippin' Dots is that? The world may never know.

Wait, Dippin' Dots to the rescue:

@sportingnews @CasNegley psst: 67 small cups of Dippin' Dots would be approx. 134,000 individual Dippin' Dots! :) — Dippin' Dots (@DippinDots) May 30, 2014

Peanut M&Ms — Assuming each M&M is about 10 millimeters by 8 millimeters by 6 millimeters, approximately 4,052 would fit in the Stanley Cup using straight volume equations. But there is a lot of void space between M&Ms, so let's propose if you pile M&Ms into a bowl that only two-thirds of the volume taken up is by the M&Ms. Then you could fit about 2,701 peanut M&Ms . Later followed by a massive stomach ache if you ate them all.

Regular M&Ms — Assuming an M&M is 10 millimeters by 5 millimeters x 5 millimeters, approximately 7,777 would fit in the cup, strictly speaking by volume. Using the same one-third air space idea, you could fit 5,185 regular M&Ms .

Monopoly hotels — For whatever reason, this was very important to a co-worker. Maybe you’ve been playing one game of Monopoly with your college friends for years (we only lasted one week tops, so kudos to you) and you’ve accumulated a lot of hotels you want to use to take all your friends' money. The Stanley Cup can hold 3,016 of them, not fully accounting for air space. We’ll say 2,500 to be safe, and maybe even 2,000 to be extra cautious.

Any other ideas for what to fit in a Stanley Cup? Did the math yourself and find I completed an equation wrong? (A very real possibility.) Send me a tweet @casnegley .

Below are the remains after a long day of math and measuring, BEFORE I had to cut everything by one-fourth because I messed up the initial volume measurements by doubling instead of halving. Kids, always double-check your work: