With 25 TV commercials and countless clips floating around social media, it’s become nearly impossible to avoid spoilers for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. But where there’s a Whill, there’s a way! FSW experts have found not one but ten strategies to remain spoiler-free during the last few days before Episode VIII lands in theaters on December 15th. Spoiler alert: you will successfully avoid spoilers with this handy top 10 list.

For those without the ability to view images, here’s the list in plain old text.

Top 10 Ways To Avoid Last Jedi Spoilers

10. Quit eavesdropping on Pablo Hidalgo’s transmissions to Kathleen Kennedy

09. Unfollow and unfriend everyone you know and don’t know

08. Stop at first spoiler warning instead of continuing to second and third

07. Expand your knowledge of the Expanded Universe and nothing else

06. Skip the watercooler at the nerd factory

05. Encase yourself in carbonite until show time

04. Get off the grid and work from home until after Dec. 15

03. Spend every day writing fake Episode IX spoilers

02. Relocate to a remote island cave

01. Avoid watching The Empire Strikes Back

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-William “Willybobo” Bobo