Have you ever been stopped in your tracks by something so utterly dreadful that you can no longer convince your brain to function normally? If not, you might be about to.

Frankly, we’re not sure if we can come up with the appropriate words to describe this work of… well, whatever.

Two earnest young bucks have come up with the below offering that has been doing the rounds on social media over the past few hours.

Sadly, it hasn’t yet found the global audience it so clearly deserves.

A word of warning: this will leave you as dumbfounded as Dejan Lovren at a set piece symposium.

Witness:

A swear this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/zGTaAf5Sqe — Bhean (@Bheanian) August 24, 2017



No. We have no idea what the f*ck they were thinking either.