Alot of people have been asking recently- “Why Arent There More Podcasts?” Well your in luck because I just invented a brand new style of podcast alltogether- a 15 mins or less news show. I invented this please dont listen to any rabble-rouser who tries to convince you otherwise. Its designed to give you just enough information to make you sound knowledgeable at the water cooler, but not knowledgeable enough to put you on a government no-fly list. Thats right- you can get all the news in the time it takes for Rick Pitino to impregnate the entire Duggar famly.

Its a brand new show of which I will serve as the Executive Vice President of Football Operations.

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Hard Factor will be a 15-minute news show that will run Monday-Thursday mornings starting next week- hosted by the Hard Factor team of @HardFactorMark, @HardFactorPat, @HardFactorWes, and @HardFactorWill which- I mean thats a incredble coincidence that those are their names kind of a team of destiny type situation. The show will tackle the biggest news storys of the day helmet-to-helmet, and make a special point to deputize real actual internet comments as our pundits and correspondents from the stories themselves. The topics will mostly cover the biggest national news but we’re not afraid to dip our toes into the local angle either. For example heres one from yetserday:

Got to concurr with Mike having a balding mohawk is probable cause in most states. Check your 4th amendment if your barber can have a unexpected seizure then you can too.

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“But PFT I allready subscribe to National Public Radios ‘up first.'” Well first of all sick brag that you know my real name. But more importanty why would you listen to a podcast that calls itself radio. Would you drive a Chevy that you need to keep in a stable and feed hay and oats? But enough about the John Elway answer to the TB12 diet- you need quit living in the past, the here and now is a gift thats why they call it the “present” folks. Folks I call it national pubic radio because you’d have to be higher than balls to enjoy it.

As we all know Internet comments are God’s basement. The comment section is becoming the basis for news just as the spring water becomes jack daniels after being run through “a organized process” and “FDA safety requirements” More and more, news breaks in comment sections then takes months to filter up to Louise Mench, Alex Jones and the rest of the mainstream media. So were going right to the source.

Look to your left now look to your right. Chances are that at least both of those people are internet commenters unless your in Pittsburgh in which case they’re just sports talk radio callers- and as we all know a sports radio caller is just a internet commenter whose mom doesnt have enough friends to tie up the phone line.

Also the guys hosting the show are very funny treat them like you would treat any other substitute teacher that you dont repsect yet, but you think you want to have sex with but your not sure because your 12 years old and your body is very confusing and giving you wierd feelings because on one hand you think your horny but on the other your afraid that some 60 year old guy is going to write a blog about you.

Thank you. The boys will see you Monday.