2. You can stop playing 20 questions.

Everything I'm about to say, I say with love in my heart.... Please, for the love of God, stop with the 20 questions game. We know your mind is getting blown by the whole psychic experience. We know you're trying to get us to prove ourselves. We know because once upon a time, before we developed our own psychic skills, we were that asshole using a psychic's time to toy around with our own existential struggle just like you are right now. Yes, I can give you insight on what you can expect in a situation. If you want me to guess what you left under your bed before coming to me, or what your great grandmother's middle name was, or what you're thinking right now, please be prepared to tip well because I'm probably gonna need a drink after this.