Former Toronto Maple Leafs captain Wendel Clark’s Muskoka cottage can be yours … for a pretty penny.

His ‘Muskoka Getaway’ has been listed on AirBnB for the summer and Clark will donate all the proceeds to the Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada.

But here’s the deal breaker: No mini sticks are allowed in the house; you must take them outside to the yard.

Also, you can’t shave your face. Sorry, guys.

But on the plus side, you can trim your mustache.

Inside the kitchen at Wendel Clark’s AirBnB. AIRBNB

Clark also said in the house rules that you can help yourself to anything in the fridge or cupboards just keep your paws off the Captain Crunch.

“When I’m away from the rink and looking to escape the hustle of the city, I love heading up north,” the former Leafs captain, who is from Saskatchewan, said in a statement.

The site lists the rental at $5,001 per night and a minimum of stay of two nights is required. It also appears to only be available for one weekend each month from May to September.

The cottage includes a beautiful water view, fishing rods, BBQ and pool table, one main cottage, four guest cottages, six parking spots (“one for a Zamboni if you wish,” Clark joked) and two boat slips. It can host up to 15 guests but parties and events are forbidden.

“Toronto and the surrounding areas, like Muskoka, see a huge influx of summer travelers during this time, and it’s why I decided to list my place for the duration of the summer,” said Clark.

Clark himself does not come with the rental, sorry.

Photograph taken inside Wendel Clark’s Muskoka cottage. AIRBNB

Inside the kitchen at Wendel Clark’s cottage. AIRBNB