Effective immediately, Stewade will be taking a leave of absence to spend more time on his new non-profit, which focuses on the plight of the NCAA's privileged youth in their quest to transfer to a lesser school in an effort for more playing time. Stewade will be providing the best legal, social media marketing and bridge-burning advice a Photoshop guy has to offer.

Alright, none of that is true. In reality he was "way too busy" this week doing more less important work on the eve of the season. When J.P. 03 was informed there would be no Run the Numbers for the first game, he was relieved because he was also slammed at work. But when Beware of Doug heard, he was irate and would not stand for it. And so, armed with Powerpoint and no discernable design skills, he strapped this three-man team on his back and carried us to the finish line under the glowing lights of the new Home of the 12th Man sign that everyone hates loves.

So, are you tired of the same old Run the Numbers with crisp graphics that overshadowed the actual content? Do you love the Times New Roman font and primary colors? Was your favorite offseason story about Zach Smith's Amazon purchases? If so, then good news! TexAgs is proud to going to present Run the Numbers: We Don't Need Stewade Edition.