Announcer: From the makers of "Les Misérables", comes another story about a prisoner in need of redemption.

(Hamburglar enters a courtroom, with Ronald McDonald as the judge.)

Hamburglar: ♫ Have mercy, my lord. I'm not a man of violence. I stole Big Mac's to feed my fami- ♫

Ronald McDonald: SILENCE! ♫ From this day on to bring you shame, Your crime, Hamburglar, shall be your name! ♫

Hamburglar: NOOOOOO!

Ronald McDonald: ♫ Yes, that's your name. There's no way to escape this. And you're French Fry Killer and you're the Nugget Rapist. ♫

(Cuts to Birdie inside of a McDonald's kitchen with Ronald McDonald.)

Announcer: A poultry in need of hope.

McDonald's Employees: ♫ By the time the day ends, this one will do nicely. Cause, a bird on the grill, is worth two in the hat. ♫

Birdie: ♫ You're supposed to be a friend, to all in McDonaldland. ♫

Ronald McDonald: ♫ You're a food that I serve fried, to billions worldwide. So, you kind of should've seen this coming. ♫

McDonald's Employees: ♫ By the time the day ends. ♫

(The McDonald's Employees carry her out.)

Birdie: NOOOOO!

(Cuts to Birdie in a McDonald's kitchen, all her feathers plucked.)

Announcer: Every performance, riveting.

Birdie: ♫ I had a dream that I would be, more than a nugget made for dipping. ♫

(Cuts to Hamburglar, with Birdie's egg.)

Hamburglar: ♫ I promise I will save your child, and keep her here among the living. ♫

Birdie: ♫ There's so much hope in my hear- ♫

(A McDonald's Employee decapitates Birdie with a meat cleaver.)

Hamburglar: Oh, GOD!

(A McDonald's Employee throws Birdie's body in a pot of boiling oil.)

Announcer: Every line of dialogue sung.

Hamburglar: Now, who will rise?!

(crowd mumbles)

Hamburglar: (coughs) I mean. "♫ Who will rise?! ♫"

(crowd cheers and engages in a war against the McDonald's Employees)

(A McDonald's Employee drinks Happy Meal Drink.)

Happy Meal Drink: No! Please stop sucking!

(A McDonald's Employee bites Mayor McCheese.)

Mayor McCheese: No! No! No! No! No! Aaaaahhhhhh!

(Hamburglar stabs a McDonald's Employee, and holds up a McDonald's flag.)

Hamburglar: Robble Robble!

Announcer: Les Misérobble Robble.

(The words "Les Misérobble Robble" appear along with Hamburglar.)

(cuts to static)