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The true connoisseur of 80's pop, Mr. Patrick Bateman. He's got a wonderful Top 50 of only the best tracks by only the greatest of musical artists. Selections from his private diary and a list of his favorite songs.

1 1. Genesis In Too Deep / Do the Neurotic

I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.



I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.

I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.



I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock.

2 2. Phil Collins Sussudio / The Man With the Horn

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

3 3. Huey Lewis and The News Hip to Be Square

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.



In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.



In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

4 4. Whitney Houston Greatest Love of All

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it?



It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it?



It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

5 5. Robert Palmer Simply Irresistible / Nova

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Anyways, I'm rambling about myself but what I really want to say is this song is a mission statement for my life and about caring for myself.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Anyways, I'm rambling about myself but what I really want to say is this song is a mission statement for my life and about caring for myself.

6 6. Cyndi Lauper Girls Just Want to Have Fun / Right Track Wrong Train

This is an important song as it really shows an important part of the woman's psyche. You can have wealth, style, and good looks but if you don't know how to show a woman a good time you are simply falling short. Luckily I find it easy to posssess the whole package but I'd have to attribute a part of my success to Cyndi's wise teachings.

This is an important song as it really shows an important part of the woman's psyche. You can have wealth, style, and good looks but if you don't know how to show a woman a good time you are simply falling short. Luckily I find it easy to posssess the whole package but I'd have to attribute a part of my success to Cyndi's wise teachings.

7 7. Madonna Material Girl / Pretender

Of course Madonna points out that simply being able to promise pleasure and excitement is only part of the equation in relationships. I'm sure there are people out there who are attractive, exciting, but poor; but I've luckily been able to steer clear of these people. I've been served food by a couple of them but that's not exactly a relationship is it?

Of course Madonna points out that simply being able to promise pleasure and excitement is only part of the equation in relationships. I'm sure there are people out there who are attractive, exciting, but poor; but I've luckily been able to steer clear of these people. I've been served food by a couple of them but that's not exactly a relationship is it?

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8 8. INXS Devil Inside / On the Rocks

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. Anyway here's a great tune that seems to echo how I feel right now and revels in that fact.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. Anyway here's a great tune that seems to echo how I feel right now and revels in that fact.

9 9. 'Til Tuesday Voices Carry / Are You Serious?

I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know. I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend. Courtney is perfect-looking. She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's xanax. More disturbing than the drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged to Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business. Anyways this song is about friends.

I'm fairly certain that Timothy Bryce and Evelyn are having an affair. Timothy is the only interesting person I know. I'm almost completely indifferent as to whether Evelyn knows I'm having an affair with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend. Courtney is perfect-looking. She's usually operating on one or more psychiatric drugs; tonight I believe it's xanax. More disturbing than the drug use, though, is the fact that she's engaged to Luis Carruthers, the biggest dufus in the business. Anyways this song is about friends.

10 10. Daryl Hall & John Oates You Make My Dreams / Gotta Lotta Nerve (Perfect Perfect)

This reminds me of dinner the other night. As we arrived at Espace I was on the verge of tears as I was certain we won't get a decent table. But we did. Relief washed over me in an awesome wave. This song popped into my head and I had a great rest of the evening.

This reminds me of dinner the other night. As we arrived at Espace I was on the verge of tears as I was certain we won't get a decent table. But we did. Relief washed over me in an awesome wave. This song popped into my head and I had a great rest of the evening.

11 11. Kim Wilde Kids in America / Tuning in Tuning On

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?



"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right." The other part..

"What her head would look like on a stick... ”



Here's a woman who's got a great head on her shoulders. Of course she could use a better shampoo.

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?



"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right." The other part..

"What her head would look like on a stick... ”



Here's a woman who's got a great head on her shoulders. Of course she could use a better shampoo.

12 12. Olivia Newton-John Physical / The Promise (The Dolphin Song)

I worked out heavily at the gym after leaving the office today but the tension has returned, so I do ninety abdominal crunches, a hundred and fifty push-ups, and then I run in place for twenty minutes while listening to the new Huey Lewis CD. I take a hot shower and afterwards use a new facial scrub by Caswell-Massey and a body wash by Greune, then a body moisturizer by Lubriderm and a Neutrogena facial cream. I debate between two outfits. One is a wool-crepe suit by Bill Robinson I bought at Saks with this cotton jacquard shirt from Charivari and an Armani tie. Or a wool and cashmere sport coat with blue plaid a cotton shirt and pleated wool trousers by Alexander Julian, with a polka-dot silk tie by Bill Blass. The Julian might be a little too warm for May but if Patricia's wearing this outfit by Karl Lagerfeld that I think she's going to, then maybe I will go with the Julian, because it would go well with her suit.

I worked out heavily at the gym after leaving the office today but the tension has returned, so I do ninety abdominal crunches, a hundred and fifty push-ups, and then I run in place for twenty minutes while listening to the new Huey Lewis CD. I take a hot shower and afterwards use a new facial scrub by Caswell-Massey and a body wash by Greune, then a body moisturizer by Lubriderm and a Neutrogena facial cream. I debate between two outfits. One is a wool-crepe suit by Bill Robinson I bought at Saks with this cotton jacquard shirt from Charivari and an Armani tie. Or a wool and cashmere sport coat with blue plaid a cotton shirt and pleated wool trousers by Alexander Julian, with a polka-dot silk tie by Bill Blass. The Julian might be a little too warm for May but if Patricia's wearing this outfit by Karl Lagerfeld that I think she's going to, then maybe I will go with the Julian, because it would go well with her suit.

13 13. Bonnie Tyler Total Eclipse of the Heart / Take Me Back

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. I am an eclipse of the heart.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. I am an eclipse of the heart.

14 14. Culture Club Do You Really Want to Hurt Me / Dub Version

I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special. But I think if she stayed, something bad would happen. I think I might hurt her. This is a song that I can just imagine her singing to me while I'm thinking about her. Of course I wish it wasn't sung by this pansy homosexual but its a good song regardless. The man is still an artist as deep as they come.

I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special. But I think if she stayed, something bad would happen. I think I might hurt her. This is a song that I can just imagine her singing to me while I'm thinking about her. Of course I wish it wasn't sung by this pansy homosexual but its a good song regardless. The man is still an artist as deep as they come.

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15 15. Howard Jones What Is Love? / It Just Doesn't Matter

Would Courtney like me less if Luis was dead? This is the question I have to face, with no clear answer burning back across my mind, as I make my way slowly through the dining room, waving to someone who looks like Vincent Morrison, someone else who I'm fairly sure is someone who looks like Tom Newman. Would Courtney spend more time with me - the time she now spends with Luis - if he was out of the picture, no longer an alternative, if he was perhaps… dead? If Luis were killed would Courtney be upset? Could I genuinely be of comfort without laughing in her face, my own spite doubling back on me, giving everything away? Is the fact that she dates me behind his back what excites her, my body or the size of my dick? Why, for that matter, do I want to please Courtney?

Would Courtney like me less if Luis was dead? This is the question I have to face, with no clear answer burning back across my mind, as I make my way slowly through the dining room, waving to someone who looks like Vincent Morrison, someone else who I'm fairly sure is someone who looks like Tom Newman. Would Courtney spend more time with me - the time she now spends with Luis - if he was out of the picture, no longer an alternative, if he was perhaps… dead? If Luis were killed would Courtney be upset? Could I genuinely be of comfort without laughing in her face, my own spite doubling back on me, giving everything away? Is the fact that she dates me behind his back what excites her, my body or the size of my dick? Why, for that matter, do I want to please Courtney?

16 16. Whitney Houston You Give Good Love / Greatest Love of All

Every word that Whitney says is dripping with emotion and meaning. Whether or not she's expressing herself fully; whether or not she sounds cool and self-confident; the melody and words alone carry the message. You'll know what I mean if you know her albums. There's absolutely no shortage of great lyrical moments.

Every word that Whitney says is dripping with emotion and meaning. Whether or not she's expressing herself fully; whether or not she sounds cool and self-confident; the melody and words alone carry the message. You'll know what I mean if you know her albums. There's absolutely no shortage of great lyrical moments.

17 17. U.S.A. for Africa

Quincy Jones USA for Africa We Are the World / Grace

There's a lot we have to do in this life. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people. I think this song does more than any other on touching on all these important issues, certainly more than any stupid John Lennon song.

There's a lot we have to do in this life. We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people. I think this song does more than any other on touching on all these important issues, certainly more than any stupid John Lennon song.

18 18. Daryl Hall / John Oates Out of Touch / Cold, Dark and Yesterday

This song reminds me that Evelyn and I had lost touch. As my need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale can not be corrected but, I had no other way to fulfill my needs. Suffice to say we were going in different directions with our relationship.

This song reminds me that Evelyn and I had lost touch. As my need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale can not be corrected but, I had no other way to fulfill my needs. Suffice to say we were going in different directions with our relationship.

19 19. Stevie Wonder I Just Called to Say I Love You

Progressing by three months per verse, it takes four verses to cover the entire year. By doing so, Wonder accentuates the reason he called by illuminating the reasons he didn't. Considering he is blind, it's remarkable how visual the whole song. Clearly one of the highlights on his uneven career.

Progressing by three months per verse, it takes four verses to cover the entire year. By doing so, Wonder accentuates the reason he called by illuminating the reasons he didn't. Considering he is blind, it's remarkable how visual the whole song. Clearly one of the highlights on his uneven career.

20 20. Cutting Crew (I Just) Died in Your Arms / For the Longest Time

With this song in mind I start to squeeze. Tightening my grip, it's still loose enough to let Luis turn around so he can stand facing me, one hand over his wool and silk Polo sweater, the other hand reaching up. His eyelids flutter for an instant, then widen, which is exactly what I want. I want to see Luis's face contort and turn purple and I want him to know who it is who is killing him. I want to be the last face, the last thing, that Luis sees before he dies. Luis stares at me and I tense the muscles in my arms, preparing myself for a struggle that, disappointingly, never comes...

With this song in mind I start to squeeze. Tightening my grip, it's still loose enough to let Luis turn around so he can stand facing me, one hand over his wool and silk Polo sweater, the other hand reaching up. His eyelids flutter for an instant, then widen, which is exactly what I want. I want to see Luis's face contort and turn purple and I want him to know who it is who is killing him. I want to be the last face, the last thing, that Luis sees before he dies. Luis stares at me and I tense the muscles in my arms, preparing myself for a struggle that, disappointingly, never comes...

21 21. Peter Gabriel Sledgehammer

I love how Gabriel actually wants to be the weapon. It's not simply wielding it but its being the actual hammer as its slamming down that turns him on. Who can't identify with that?

I love how Gabriel actually wants to be the weapon. It's not simply wielding it but its being the actual hammer as its slamming down that turns him on. Who can't identify with that?

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22 22. Laura Branigan Self Control / Silent Partners

No women anywhere, just an army of professionals from Wall Street in tuxedos. The one female spotted is dancing alone in a corner to some song called "Self Control." She's wearing what looks like a sequined tank top by Ronaldus Shamask and I concentrate on that but I'm in an edgy pre-coke state and I start chewing nervously on a drink ticket and some Wall Street guy who looks like Boris Cunningham blocks my view of the girl. Dick.

No women anywhere, just an army of professionals from Wall Street in tuxedos. The one female spotted is dancing alone in a corner to some song called "Self Control." She's wearing what looks like a sequined tank top by Ronaldus Shamask and I concentrate on that but I'm in an edgy pre-coke state and I start chewing nervously on a drink ticket and some Wall Street guy who looks like Boris Cunningham blocks my view of the girl. Dick.

23 23. Spandau Ballet True / Lifeline

Featuring great guitarwork, a perfect saxophone solo, and pensive lyrics, I know at least one thing is true...this song deserves a high placement in everyone's favorite songs. The opening vocal line guarantees this single's legendary standing. Lyrical highlight: "Always slipping from my hands/Sand's a time of its own" Sheer poetry.

Featuring great guitarwork, a perfect saxophone solo, and pensive lyrics, I know at least one thing is true...this song deserves a high placement in everyone's favorite songs. The opening vocal line guarantees this single's legendary standing. Lyrical highlight: "Always slipping from my hands/Sand's a time of its own" Sheer poetry.

24 24. Matthew Wilder Break My Stride

This song captures the capitalist spirit in ways that no other song has since. How the song's author overcomes his troubles by persevering and crushing what's in his way inspires me to go into work each day and keep reaching for more.

This song captures the capitalist spirit in ways that no other song has since. How the song's author overcomes his troubles by persevering and crushing what's in his way inspires me to go into work each day and keep reaching for more.

25 25. Thompson Twins Hold Me Now / Let Loving Start

I have a knife with a serrated blade in the pocket of my Valentino jacket and I'm tempted to gut McDermott with it right here in the entranceway, maybe slice his face open, sever his spine; but Price finally waves us in and the temptation to kill McDermott is replaced by this strange anticipation to have a good time, drink some champagne, flirt with a hardbody, find some blow, maybe even dance to some oldies or that new Thompson Twins song I like.

I have a knife with a serrated blade in the pocket of my Valentino jacket and I'm tempted to gut McDermott with it right here in the entranceway, maybe slice his face open, sever his spine; but Price finally waves us in and the temptation to kill McDermott is replaced by this strange anticipation to have a good time, drink some champagne, flirt with a hardbody, find some blow, maybe even dance to some oldies or that new Thompson Twins song I like.

26 26. Huey Lewis and The News Stuck With You

Even though the narrator makes the repeated affirmation that "Yes it's true, I am happy to be stuck with you, And I can see, That you're happy to be stuck with me," you have to read inbetween the lines. This joyful declaration might really be a thin veil covering the truth...the truth that he is living in a personal hell. Its no doubt part of Huey's amazing ability to add layers of meaning to their songbase.

Even though the narrator makes the repeated affirmation that "Yes it's true, I am happy to be stuck with you, And I can see, That you're happy to be stuck with me," you have to read inbetween the lines. This joyful declaration might really be a thin veil covering the truth...the truth that he is living in a personal hell. Its no doubt part of Huey's amazing ability to add layers of meaning to their songbase.

This really is party hard music. Nothing quite gets the blood flowing like this track. The pure adrenaline it generates is something that's hard to put in simple words but the bands lyrics do its best to emote that energy.

28 28. Daryl Hall & John Oates Maneater / Delayed Reaction

A wonderful song about female cannibalism. In the kitchen I try to make meat loaf out of the girl but it becomes too frustrating a task and instead I spend the afternoon smearing her meat all over the walls, chewing on strips of skin I ripped from her body, then I rest by watching a tape of last week's new CBS sitcom, Murphy Brown. After that and a large glass of J&B I'm back in the kitchen.

A wonderful song about female cannibalism. In the kitchen I try to make meat loaf out of the girl but it becomes too frustrating a task and instead I spend the afternoon smearing her meat all over the walls, chewing on strips of skin I ripped from her body, then I rest by watching a tape of last week's new CBS sitcom, Murphy Brown. After that and a large glass of J&B I'm back in the kitchen.

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29 29. Billy Joel It's Still Rock and Roll to Me / Through the Long Night

A declaration that while New Wave and Punk was getting all the limelight that great rock bands such as Billy Joel, Genesis, and Huey Lewis could counter right back with excellent albums and songs. A bold statement on the vitality of rock music and a salute to their fellow progressive rock pioneers.

A declaration that while New Wave and Punk was getting all the limelight that great rock bands such as Billy Joel, Genesis, and Huey Lewis could counter right back with excellent albums and songs. A bold statement on the vitality of rock music and a salute to their fellow progressive rock pioneers.

30 30. Duran Duran The Reflex / Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me)

What Simon Le Bond won't tell you is that the Reflex is an insatiable desire to kill. The hidden messages when played backwards and the cryptic riddles when played forward have confirmed this to me after many listens. Simon and I are truly kindred spirits who are continually desired by women but sadly are after more than the flesh.

What Simon Le Bond won't tell you is that the Reflex is an insatiable desire to kill. The hidden messages when played backwards and the cryptic riddles when played forward have confirmed this to me after many listens. Simon and I are truly kindred spirits who are continually desired by women but sadly are after more than the flesh.

31 31. Pat Benatar Shadows of the Night / The Victim

A truly epic, life affirming song. Pat by nature in her work is sultry and provocative, depicting that she's everything but shy or willing to be submissive. “Shadows of the Night” is atypically melodic, and is breaking into something more definitive as both a woman and a singer/songwriter here. The lyrical imagery is much more wide open, something that will become Benatar’s ever-changing swan song.

A truly epic, life affirming song. Pat by nature in her work is sultry and provocative, depicting that she's everything but shy or willing to be submissive. “Shadows of the Night” is atypically melodic, and is breaking into something more definitive as both a woman and a singer/songwriter here. The lyrical imagery is much more wide open, something that will become Benatar’s ever-changing swan song.

32 32. Rick Springfield Human Touch / Alyson

'Living in Oz' is an album of enormous depth, providing endless lyrical and musical revelations on each play. Leavening the edginess of Working Class Dog, his recent album is comprised entirely of songs driven by inventive, surreal, and witty wordplay, not only on the rockers like 'Human Touch' but also on winding, moving ballads like "Alyson'. Both on this single are truly a crowning achievement on an amazing album.

'Living in Oz' is an album of enormous depth, providing endless lyrical and musical revelations on each play. Leavening the edginess of Working Class Dog, his recent album is comprised entirely of songs driven by inventive, surreal, and witty wordplay, not only on the rockers like 'Human Touch' but also on winding, moving ballads like "Alyson'. Both on this single are truly a crowning achievement on an amazing album.

33 33. Tina Turner What's Love Got to Do With It / Rock and Roll Widow

I ask that of every woman I'm with. Every answer is the same. It may not be verbatim, but it is...the same. I love how carefully people watch their tongue when that god-forsaken word is mentioned. Yes, I referred to love as a word. Nothing more.



I find it hard to take a word that is so "bastardized", and affiliate it with the feelings of deep astonishment and wonder towards another. What's love got to do with it, indeed?

I ask that of every woman I'm with. Every answer is the same. It may not be verbatim, but it is...the same. I love how carefully people watch their tongue when that god-forsaken word is mentioned. Yes, I referred to love as a word. Nothing more.



I find it hard to take a word that is so "bastardized", and affiliate it with the feelings of deep astonishment and wonder towards another. What's love got to do with it, indeed?

34 34. Culture Club Karma Chameleon / That's the Way (I'm Only Trying to Help You)

I interviewed a potential new hire. She was striking. A tall machine of a woman in black heels. I asked her to meet me for dinner at eSpace. Afterwards I talked her into going with me back to Paul Allen's apartment. When I went to go "down" on her, I received a wake up call that smacked me right in the face.



She was a pre-op. A genuine trannie. I don't know if I can ever hear this song again. Even the album cover stares back at me mockingly. What a bloody mess that night was. A haunting song...

I interviewed a potential new hire. She was striking. A tall machine of a woman in black heels. I asked her to meet me for dinner at eSpace. Afterwards I talked her into going with me back to Paul Allen's apartment. When I went to go "down" on her, I received a wake up call that smacked me right in the face.



She was a pre-op. A genuine trannie. I don't know if I can ever hear this song again. Even the album cover stares back at me mockingly. What a bloody mess that night was. A haunting song...

35 35. Spandau Ballet Gold

I never understand why people find this a hard album to get into. I wouldn't call it conventional musically. There's a lot of sounds coming from all over the place in all directions, but they all have melody and are always fascinating and engrossing. All the little intricacies stick with you in your subconscious, and on re-listens, you can spot everything coming a few seconds off; and it feels, and sounds fantastic.

I never understand why people find this a hard album to get into. I wouldn't call it conventional musically. There's a lot of sounds coming from all over the place in all directions, but they all have melody and are always fascinating and engrossing. All the little intricacies stick with you in your subconscious, and on re-listens, you can spot everything coming a few seconds off; and it feels, and sounds fantastic.

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36 36. Janet Jackson Control / Pretty Boy

Courtney is a BORE. Sex with her is like dry-humping a 50lb. bag of rice. She angered me tonight. Her constant whining, and self-pity cut through me like a child running his finger-nails on a chalkboard. But I have to keep the victims anonymous. I CANNOT make any more rash judgements. CONTROL. I need CONTROL. GOD I love this song.

Courtney is a BORE. Sex with her is like dry-humping a 50lb. bag of rice. She angered me tonight. Her constant whining, and self-pity cut through me like a child running his finger-nails on a chalkboard. But I have to keep the victims anonymous. I CANNOT make any more rash judgements. CONTROL. I need CONTROL. GOD I love this song.

37 37. Elvis Costello and The Attractions With The Royal Guard Horns Party Party / Imperial Bedroom

No one should forget that we have Elvis Costello to thank for discovering Huey Lewis in the first place. Huey played harmonica on Costello's second record, the thin, vapid My Aim Was You. Lewis has some of Costello's supposed bitterness, though Huey has a more bitter, cynical sense of humor. Elvis might think that intellectual wordplay is as important as having a good time and having one's cynicism tempered by good spirits, but I wonder what he thinks about Lewis selling so many more records than he?

No one should forget that we have Elvis Costello to thank for discovering Huey Lewis in the first place. Huey played harmonica on Costello's second record, the thin, vapid My Aim Was You. Lewis has some of Costello's supposed bitterness, though Huey has a more bitter, cynical sense of humor. Elvis might think that intellectual wordplay is as important as having a good time and having one's cynicism tempered by good spirits, but I wonder what he thinks about Lewis selling so many more records than he?

38 38. Huey Lewis and The News If This Is It / Change of Heart

"If This Is It" is the album's one ballad, but it's not downbeat. It's a plea for a lover to tell another lover if they want to carry on with the relationship, and the way Huey sings it (arguably the most superb vocal on the album), it becomes instilled with hope. Again, this song - as with the rest of the album - isn't about chasing or longing after girls, it's about dealing with relationships.

"If This Is It" is the album's one ballad, but it's not downbeat. It's a plea for a lover to tell another lover if they want to carry on with the relationship, and the way Huey sings it (arguably the most superb vocal on the album), it becomes instilled with hope. Again, this song - as with the rest of the album - isn't about chasing or longing after girls, it's about dealing with relationships.

39 39. Whitney Houston Where Do Broken Hearts Go / Where You Are

"Where Do Broken Hearts Go" is the album's most powerful emotional statement of innocence lost and trying to regain the safety of childhood. Her voice is as lovely and controlled as it ever has been. We can expect new things from Whitney but even if we didn't, she would remain the most exciting and original black jazz voice of her generation.

"Where Do Broken Hearts Go" is the album's most powerful emotional statement of innocence lost and trying to regain the safety of childhood. Her voice is as lovely and controlled as it ever has been. We can expect new things from Whitney but even if we didn't, she would remain the most exciting and original black jazz voice of her generation.

40 40. Berlin Take My Breath Away / Radar Radio

After I've stabbed her five or six times - the blood's spurting out in jets; I'm leaning over to inhale its perfume - her muscles stiffen, become rigid, and she goes into her death throes; her throat becomes flooded with dark-red blood and she thrashes around as if tied up, but she isn't and I have to hold her down. Her body, shaking spasmodically, resembles what I imagine an epileptic goes through in a fit and I hold down her head until she's motionless.

After I've stabbed her five or six times - the blood's spurting out in jets; I'm leaning over to inhale its perfume - her muscles stiffen, become rigid, and she goes into her death throes; her throat becomes flooded with dark-red blood and she thrashes around as if tied up, but she isn't and I have to hold her down. Her body, shaking spasmodically, resembles what I imagine an epileptic goes through in a fit and I hold down her head until she's motionless.

I'm creative, I'm young, unscrupulous, highly motivated, highly skilled. In essence what I'm saying is that society cannot afford to lose me. I'm an asset. Dolly you nailed my feelings in this song.

42 42. Lionel Richie Running With the Night / Serves You Right

I walk back to my place and say good night to a doorman I don't recognize (he could be anybody) and then dissolve into my living room high above the city, the sound of Lionel singing "Running With the Night" coming from the glow of the Wurlitzer 1015 jukebox (which is not as good as the hard-to-find Wurlitzer 850) that stands in the corner of the living room....I love Lionel. One of the few black musicians who cares about making some quality music.

I walk back to my place and say good night to a doorman I don't recognize (he could be anybody) and then dissolve into my living room high above the city, the sound of Lionel singing "Running With the Night" coming from the glow of the Wurlitzer 1015 jukebox (which is not as good as the hard-to-find Wurlitzer 850) that stands in the corner of the living room....I love Lionel. One of the few black musicians who cares about making some quality music.

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43 43. John Mellencamp Hurts So Good / Close Enough

Excited, I slap her, then lightly punch her in the mouth, then kiss it, biting her lips. Fear, dread, confusion overwhelm her. I roll away and pretend to let her escape and then, while she's gathering her clothes, muttering about what a "crazy fucking bastard" I am, I leap out at her, cougar-like, literally foaming at the mouth.

Excited, I slap her, then lightly punch her in the mouth, then kiss it, biting her lips. Fear, dread, confusion overwhelm her. I roll away and pretend to let her escape and then, while she's gathering her clothes, muttering about what a "crazy fucking bastard" I am, I leap out at her, cougar-like, literally foaming at the mouth.

Probably the greatest collaboration I can think of, between two pillars of the music industry. Sadly this duo would never work together again. Music fans will simply have to ask what could have come if things had progressed differently.

45 45. Elton John I'm Still Standing / Earn While You Learn

I have to stop moving, the Valium shockingly, unexpectedly kicking in, everything else becomes obliterated: the crying bum, the black kids on crack rapping along to the blaring beatbox, the clouds of pigeons flying overhead looking for space to roost, the ambulance sirens, the honking taxis, the decent-looking babe in the Betsey Johnson dress, all of that fades and in what seems like time-lapse photography but in slow motion, like a movie - the sun goes down, the city gets darker and all I can see is the red Lamborghini and all I can hear is my own even, steady panting. I'm still standing....

I have to stop moving, the Valium shockingly, unexpectedly kicking in, everything else becomes obliterated: the crying bum, the black kids on crack rapping along to the blaring beatbox, the clouds of pigeons flying overhead looking for space to roost, the ambulance sirens, the honking taxis, the decent-looking babe in the Betsey Johnson dress, all of that fades and in what seems like time-lapse photography but in slow motion, like a movie - the sun goes down, the city gets darker and all I can see is the red Lamborghini and all I can hear is my own even, steady panting. I'm still standing....

46 46. Lionel Richie All Night Long (All Night) / Wandering Stranger

Back at my apartment his body is already in rigor mortis, and after wrapping it up in four cheap terry-cloth towels I also bought at the Conran's Memorial Day sale, I place Owen headfirst and fully dressed into a Canalino goose-down sleeping bag, which I zip up then drag easily into the elevator, then through the lobby, past the night doorman, down the block. I hail a taxi, effortlessly manage to swing the sleeping bag into the backseat, hop in and give the driver the address in Hell's Kitchen. Once there I carry the body up four flights of stairs until we're at the unit I own in the abandoned building and I place Owen's body into an oversize porcelain tub, strip off his Abboud suit and, after wetting the corpse down, pour two bags of lime over it.

Back at my apartment his body is already in rigor mortis, and after wrapping it up in four cheap terry-cloth towels I also bought at the Conran's Memorial Day sale, I place Owen headfirst and fully dressed into a Canalino goose-down sleeping bag, which I zip up then drag easily into the elevator, then through the lobby, past the night doorman, down the block. I hail a taxi, effortlessly manage to swing the sleeping bag into the backseat, hop in and give the driver the address in Hell's Kitchen. Once there I carry the body up four flights of stairs until we're at the unit I own in the abandoned building and I place Owen's body into an oversize porcelain tub, strip off his Abboud suit and, after wetting the corpse down, pour two bags of lime over it.

47 47. Christopher Cross All Right / Long World

I'm wandering around VideoVisions, the video rental store near my apartment on the Upper West Side, sipping from a can of Diet Pepsi, the new Christopher Cross tape blaring from the earphones of my Sony Walkman. After the office I played racquetball with Montgomery, then had a shiatsu massage and met Jesse Lloyd, Jamie Conway and Kevin Forrest for drinks at Rusty's on Seventy-third Street. Tonight I'm wearing a new wool topcoat by Ungaro Uomo Paris and carrying a Bottega Veneta briefcase and an umbrella by Georges Gaspar. A good song for a good day.

I'm wandering around VideoVisions, the video rental store near my apartment on the Upper West Side, sipping from a can of Diet Pepsi, the new Christopher Cross tape blaring from the earphones of my Sony Walkman. After the office I played racquetball with Montgomery, then had a shiatsu massage and met Jesse Lloyd, Jamie Conway and Kevin Forrest for drinks at Rusty's on Seventy-third Street. Tonight I'm wearing a new wool topcoat by Ungaro Uomo Paris and carrying a Bottega Veneta briefcase and an umbrella by Georges Gaspar. A good song for a good day.

48 48. Bobby McFerrin Don't Worry Be Happy / Simple Pleasures

Did I ever tell you that I want to wear a big yellow smiley-face mask and then put on the CD version of Bobby McFerrin's 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' and then take a girl and a dog - a collie, a chow, a sharpei, it doesn't really matter - and then hook up this transfusion pump, this IV set, and switch their blood, you know, pump the dog's blood into the hardbody and vice versa, did I ever tell you this?

Did I ever tell you that I want to wear a big yellow smiley-face mask and then put on the CD version of Bobby McFerrin's 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' and then take a girl and a dog - a collie, a chow, a sharpei, it doesn't really matter - and then hook up this transfusion pump, this IV set, and switch their blood, you know, pump the dog's blood into the hardbody and vice versa, did I ever tell you this?

49 49. Starship Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now / Layin' It on the Line

The aftermath. No fear, no confusion. Unable to linger since there are things to be done today: return videotapes, work out at the gym, a new British musical on Broadway I promised Jeanette I'd take her to, a dinner reservation to be made somewhere. What's left of both bodies is in early rigor mortis. Part of Tiffany's body - I think it's her even though I'm having a hard time telling the two apart - has sunken in and her ribs jut out, most broken in half. With the blood from one of the corpses' stomachs that I dip my hand into, I scrawl, in dripping red letters above the faux-cowhide paneling in the living room, the words NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME.

The aftermath. No fear, no confusion. Unable to linger since there are things to be done today: return videotapes, work out at the gym, a new British musical on Broadway I promised Jeanette I'd take her to, a dinner reservation to be made somewhere. What's left of both bodies is in early rigor mortis. Part of Tiffany's body - I think it's her even though I'm having a hard time telling the two apart - has sunken in and her ribs jut out, most broken in half. With the blood from one of the corpses' stomachs that I dip my hand into, I scrawl, in dripping red letters above the faux-cowhide paneling in the living room, the words NOTHING'S GOING TO STOP ME.

50 50. Elton John I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues / The Retreat

As the man reads the last song from my list I move slowly around the chair until I'm directly behind him, and he's so focused on his little computer screen that he doesn't even notice once I've raised the axe high above my head. Or when I change my mind and lower it to my waist, almost holding it as if it's a baseball bat and I'm about to swing at an oncoming ball, which happens to be his head. A fitting end to a person who knows so little about great music.



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