(A couple in a car comes through the drive-through.)

Me: “Hello, [Store]. May I take your order?”

Customer: “Do you know of anywhere around here that is open at this time of night and sells condoms?”

Me: “No, I’m sorry. Everything is closed.”

Customer: “All right, thanks.”

(The customer drives away, and comes back fifteen minutes later.)

Me: “Hello, [Store]. May I take your order?”

Customer: “Hi, could I have a blueberry muffin wrapped in lots and lots of plastic wrap?”