Dear Lord, this is embarrassing.

Cory Booker looks like he’s really got to use the bathroom or something, right?

Watch.

HEY, if we have to suffer through this so do you.

Cory Booker is budget version of the already bad motivational speaker your company brought in to lift morale pic.twitter.com/4feBYuAg0U — Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) April 2, 2019

He totally has a Howard Dean moment here … YEAAAAAAH!

He’s such a wet blanket milquetoast dork — Adam Trahan (@AdamTrahan) April 2, 2019

But he’s gonna push progress through! HE GOT ALL SHOUTY so that proves it!

He needs to chill on the red bull. My lord! — Kelly M. (@heaandbooks) April 2, 2019

Right?

Hey Cory, might wanna lay low on civil rights and history in the same breath while running as a Democrat… but otherwise, you were enthusiastic, I guess. — Reagan's Velociraptor (@NYPinstripes67) April 2, 2019

Yeah, Democrats tried to stop the whole civil rights thing but hey, he was rolling. Surprised he didn’t go on a rant about how Germany bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Employees will still be jumping ship. — Schredder (@ZSchredder) April 2, 2019

Heh.

He’s Matt Foley combined with Coach Hines, Keenan Michael Key’s character on MadTV — Rants Outloud (@RantsOutloud) April 2, 2019

He even sort of stood like this character. YES!

Ugh, I’m already tired of listening to him. pic.twitter.com/IqUppQtyYH — ??‍♀️ Delightful Tweety Bird ??‍♂️ (@TweetyBird8675) April 2, 2019

Gonna be a long year and a half … yup.

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