man: i really don't want to give this speech! man with headset: sir, you're on in two man: oh jeez! that's fewer minutes than i thought! *close up of man. he's sweating a lot* man: I'M SO NERVOUS! man: i hope something happens so that i don't have to give this speech... man with headset: on in one. hold on. man with headset: a truck full of puppies just arrived on the convention floor man with headset: excuse me. i must pet the puppies immediately. speech cancelled. *speech man smiles*