Love at first sight existed. Anna was absolutely positive in this fact. B.E (Before Elsa), she was quite the skeptic; often making fun of movies with these themes, but now was different. Her proof came in a package of blond hair and blue eyes. However, love wasn't her thing. Of course she could feel love, but love was just fine with judo kicking her in the throat. Every girl seemed to love a man. She was 90% woman and 10% Norwegian—no man.

"When an Anna loooooves a woooooman~!" She belted out her own lyrics to Michael Bolton's song When a Man Loves a Woman.

"Anna, c'mon! Mom wants to leave soon!" The newly nine-year old Olaf waltzed into her room. Waltzed wasn't really the word…more like sidestepping to avoid the catastrophe that was currently residing on the floor. "They're switching you to your hard cast!"

"I'm too busy getting my hard on for this girl…" Anna mumbled, sitting up against her headboard.

"What's a hard on?" This boy literally tilted his head in question. Instead of waiting for Anna's response, he decided to sprint down the stairs yelling, "Mom! What's a hard on?!"

Damnit, Olaf. Damn your cuteness. Damn your ability to not know when to leave things alone.

Anna decided that instead of waiting for her doom that comes in the form of her mother, she should probably get ready. It has been around a week and a half since the bouncy house conundrum, and already being a cripple was sickening. The shower has basically turned into a gladiator ring with Anna trying to wrestle the water away from her cast. Not only that, but her mom had to help her bathe. Her left leg was a liability to her sanity, along with the clutter on the floor that could trip even the most nimble of people.

"Crap, where's a clean shirt when you need it…?" That's another thing, laundry is super difficult when you can't use a leg. Well, it's not like I did all that much laundry and cleaning to begin with…Anna sniffed a green t-shirt lying on the ground. It doesn't smell dirty. Eff it, this is the shirt of the day! And she rocked her green t-shirt and sweatpants.

"Anna, do I need to reteach you about the female anatomy and how you cannot possibly get a 'hard on'." Her mother put quotation marks around the word.

Anna scowled. That was the last thing she wanted. The previous time this happened she was able to escape out of the window while her mother took a bathroom break (That's right, the talk was long enough that the participating parties needed an intermission). Right now she couldn't even escape a fat cat, so there was no doubt that her mom could annihilate her existence.

"I am in full understanding of the female anatomy, since it is clearly laid out before me." Anna gestured to herself and her mother.

"Fabulous, then when we get home we'll have a little chat about what not to say in front of your brother." Her mother handed her those godforsaken crutches. "Now let's get going, hobo. I'll help you down the stairs." She was obviously referring to Anna's choice in attire.

"Your mom jeans are showing."

"For the last time, just because I'm a mom and I'm wearing jeans does not mean I am automatically wearing 'mom jeans'." This was a sensitive topic.

"Whatever you say, darling mother~"

Welcome to the single mother Anderson household; population- the mother, Anna, and Olaf. Anna really wanted to make it a four person household, you know, with a dog or something, but her mother would not be persuaded. The father figure walked out a few years back. He found some new eye candy that he could easily tap, so he took the chance! They've only seen him one time since then, but it was really no big deal to her. All Anna needed was her mom.

Not that Anna would ever say that out loud.

"You drive seriously slow…" Anna grumbled, basically tumbling her way out of the vehicle.

"Mom, don't listen to her." Olaf had a big smile on his face. "You drove perfectly!"

This kid played it way too safe now. After he saw Anna withering on the ground at his birthday party, he refused to do anything dangerous. This included driving above the speed limit. Five miles above the speed limit? Think again. That five miles could kill you. At least that's what Olaf was saying. Unfortunately, Anna's mother had a weakness—the youngest child. Five miles under the speed limit it was for the whole duration of the trip.

"You know it's hard to say no to your brother." Her mother was carrying her purse on her right shoulder and was holding Olaf's hand in her left one.

"You're killing me." Anna groaned. "This is how you raise criminals!" She looked behind her mother's back to make eye contact with Olaf. "Do you wanna be a criminal? Prison isn't nice to little boys!" The look he had in his eyes was as if Anna had killed a small animal in front of him.

"Sweetie, you're not going to prison." Their mother said in an almost boring tone of voice, as if she had rehearsed this beforehand. "Your sister has just been watching too much television these past few days." It's not Anna's fault that moving is incredibly difficult.

"I'll give ya a few years until you become a delinquent." Anna knew that it would probably never happen, but it was fun to tease.

Olaf was basically a catalog ordered child: brown hair, brown eyes, and a big smile. He did have rather large teeth though…he would probably be a good match for those dentist commercials or something of that nature. Every time she looked at her younger brother, she always wondered how she got her green eyes, red tinted hair, and a battlefield of freckles. She wasn't about to ask her mother about her sexual relationships. That was no man's land. Actually, you need to avoid talking about anatomy all together. Olaf looked like their mother, and Anna looked like Anna.

"How did my two children end up so different?" Her mother huffed. That's what I would like to ask. Illicit sexual relations perhaps? –The world may never know.

They entered the hospital through the front entrance. Their mother gestured for them to sit down while she checked in. Anna was more than willing to comply because that meant standing less. It's not like her foot hurt per say, it's just she knew she wasn't allowed to stand on it. And surgery is terrifying. Luckily they weren't sitting in the waiting room of the ER, so things were a little calmer, but she still wasn't happy. Anna was pretty sure she preferred having Kristoff annoying her than her brother.

"Hey, hey, hey Anna." This kid was probing at her nerves. "What's that lady here for?" Probing with a fine tooth comb. Wait, that's not how the saying goes. Let's just say my adorable little brother is shanking with a scalpel that he has been expertly trained in. Yeah. That works.

Anna obviously had no idea why that overweight woman standing in the corner of the doctor's office was here for. She was about to tell Olaf to jokingly go ask her, but then she realized that he would probably actually go ask her. And no one wants that in their life. "Maybe she's sick?" Keep it normal. Don't play along too intensely. Usually diabetes is her go-to health issue for people, but she would probably be punched for that at the moment.

"Dr. Kai is finishing up with a patient right now." Her mom sat down next to her, so now Anna was the beautiful center of the Anderson sandwich.

"Great timing! You can play 'Guess that Sickness' with Olaf now!" The game explained itself perfectly.

Anna's mother was rather good friends with Doctor Kai, mostly because she works in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU). That's right, her mother is a nurse and that gives her the excuse to ignore her daughter's pain when it flares up. On that fateful day she jumped out of the bouncy house, her mother just looked down at her foot and said, 'Honey, that thing is definitely broken'. End of story. Usually parents panic at least a little bit. The other parents were panicking more than her own mother! Reality is a harsh mistress.

"Are you friends with everyone here, mom?" Olaf asked, throwing a glance at all of the nurses and receptionists.

Their mother shrugged. "Close enough friends, I suppose. Us, in the ICU, work closely with the people in the ER, so it's kind of a forced friendship." Anna could definitely picture her mother being a forceful friend.

A nurse approached the family and gave a small wave. "Doc's ready for you, Anna."

"Have fun!" Olaf gave a wide smile.

Oh shit, what godawful color cast should I get?

Surprise me.

Usually when someone hits rock bottom, they're there until something drags them back up. Anna didn't know it was possible for her to actually sink beneath the rocks to the point of no visibility. She was hoping that when she said 'Surprise me!' that the doctor's would choose a color from some secret stash to be her cast. A cool color. Like sparkles or some shit like that. But no.

Camo. Freakin' camo.

Now she could go into the forest and her leg would just be freakin' invisible. This was a nightmare. Kristoff was going to have a field day over this. Is this what Anna deserved since she just took a nap instead of watching them put this godforsaken thing on her leg? She continued to stare at her leg until Dr. Kai tapped her on the shoulder.

"You okay, Anna?" Of course she wasn't, but she was actually able to hold her tongue.

"So far, so good." Was her right eye twitching? Because it felt like it was twitching.

He helped her back onto her feet and secured the crutches underneath her arms. Anna figured it could be worse; her leg could be a stump. When you think that way, having a camo cast doesn't seem so bad. First, she had to face her mother, and she could already picture her slipping the doctor money to give Anna a crappy cast. This was planned.

Yup, there was a huge smile on that woman's face. "I didn't know you were into camo, my sweet daughter." Neither did I…It was at this time that Anna noticed another woman standing next to her mother. "This is a friend of mine that works on my floor. Idunn, this is my daughter Anna." Anna attempted to awkwardly shake the woman's hand without toppling to the floor.

The lady looked strangely fancy for being a nurse. Exactly the opposite of Anna's mother. Her hair was pulled back in a tight bun and she had that look on her face that said, "Hey! I can be friendly, but don't you dare shit with me!" or maybe she just had some spiffy ruler in her pocket to beat up children. This Idunn lady was definitely a queen in a past life.

"Her daughter is here getting her cast put on too! I love when coincidences like these occur!" What the hell, mom? Maybe next time you can break your leg and I can have pow-wow's in the lobby with my friends.

"Ma, ya know I love you and all, but my armpits are being massacred by these things." Anna gestured to her crutches. Her mother gave them a look of disgust.

"Let me ask Dr. Kai about one of those wheeled crutches." Anna wasn't sure what that was…but she hoped it was that cool looking scooter thing. "Idunn, can you make sure my daughter doesn't get into any trouble?" The woman nodded while Anna's mother escaped.

Now what the hell was she supposed to do? There was the possibility of using Olaf as a social interaction shield, but this damn leg was helping rack up the anxiety. "Soooo…" Screw broken limbs, I can still sprint. It's all about the momentum. "You work with my mom?"

"Yes." Oh Lord, this woman has a stick up her ass. "She's a very lovely woman." Scratch that, she has two sticks shoved up there.

"So your daughter is here too?" Anna wished her whole body was now covered in this crappy camo.

Two-stick-ass-woman nodded her head. "She is in school for architecture. There was an accident at the construction site." Oh great, her daughter is being all professional while Anna is jumping out of bounce houses. "How did you break your leg? Your mother would not stop laughing over it this entire week."

Should she tell the truth? Could Anna pass as a secret service agent? Mafia! Yeah, mafia. Mobsters are pretty cool. "My brother's birthday party got too intense." Honesty is the best policy…which sucks major dirt.

Idunn glanced down at her leg, as if sizing up the damage. "That intense?"

"You have no idea…" It was really anything but intense. The only thing that was intense was how many cupcakes were consumed. A lot, if anybody was wondering.

Honestly though, this woman looked strangely familiar. Was it the eyes? The hair? The general presence. Should Anna feel weird that she found this woman attractive? Oh god, this lady is old enough to be my mom…my thoughts are bad thoughts and I'm going to the deepest parts of hell. Cleanliness. Cleanse the mind.

"Anna! The deed is done!" Oh no. The mother figure was actually riding the scooter thing. She was riding the damn thing like some kind of child.

Anna's face would have indeed been hidden at this moment if her arms were unoccupied. "Mom, that is so unnecessary. So much so that my body twinges in discomfort."

"Idunn, I swear my child is no fun at all. By the way, where's the other one?" Anna gestured to the seats behind her. Olaf looked like he was talking to himself. "Ah, he's a fun one though. Well, here's your own pair of wheels that you get to cruise on for the next month or so!"

"So no driving?"

"You drive, you die." Anna's mom said that with a smile on her face.

"Curse you, woman. You brought me into this world and now you're taking away everything I hold dear!" If being dramatic gets her what she wants, then dramatic she will be.

"Chill, kid. Kristoff will drive you to school and other important places." She bent down to eye level. "And your darling mother is here for you!"

This was absolutely dreadful. Not only was her leg broken, but the only thing that is important to teenagers now a days, which is their freedom, is being taken away. Anna knows that it's always 'safety first!', but come one, she's done worse things. Eating cereal while driving isn't the best, but guess what? That Captain Crunch was being shoved into her mouth!

"Ugh, fine mom. I'm just going to be an angsty teenager over there."

Anna was half way to crutching herself over towards Olaf when her mother yelled out. "We'll be waiting for Idunn's daughter to finish up! I haven't met her yet!" Her mother would totally replace her with Idunn's probably perfect daughter.

Idunn started laughing. "Christina, I'm sure she will love to meet you." She addressed Anna's mother.

"You know I told you to call me Christy…" Her mother replied, and then Anna started to hear the buzz of boring adult talk.

Completely tuning everything out was impossible, because Olaf could make more noise than anyone she knew; but this was a peaceful sound of background noise. Anna wasn't sure how long she was sitting there, but eventually her mother looked really excited and rushed towards someone Anna couldn't see.

"Looks like Idunn's daughter was released." Anna nudged Olaf to get up. She slightly hoped that this chick would also be stuck with a camo cast like herself.

"Elsa! That's such a pretty name, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Okay, now that was something she zoned in on. Elsa? That couldn't be that popular of a name. There was no possible way. This is completely impossible and I should just fall into the street and die. "Elsa, this is my daughter Anna." Her mother moved away to reveal the fucking girl of her dreams. "Anna, this is Elsa." Sparkling blue, freakin' gorgeous eyes widened in recognition.

Until Next Time…

Wow! It's been a while! Damn. Ha ha…sorry I suck so much. I'm just that kind of person. I take you out to a good restaurant, and then I don't call you for a few weeks, and then I come crawling back as if no time has passed at all.

Nursing school took a giant shit on my life (it actually wasn't all that bad, I just like to be dramatic). Just a lot of work! A lot of studying. A lot of time I spend taking naps.