1. Parry Gripp's “Doctor Who”

2. Chameleon Circuit

3. Doctorin' The Tardis

By The Timelords, naturally.

4. Doctor Who Is Gonna Fix It

5. You Will Be Catalogued

The Judoons tell it like it is. You're probably going to be catalogued, so might as well get it over with.

6. Doctor Who Song For Ten

This one's actually official. It was composed for The Christmas Invasion, and it's a tribute to David Tennant's Doctor. Saddest song of them all.

7. The Doctor Who Theme Song With Tesla Coils

Just wow.

8. And of course, Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson, master of the cold open.