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(n.) the plastic piece that separates one person’s groceries on the conveyor belt from the person in front of them. excuse me ma’am, i don’t want to get our groceries mixed up. would you kindly p-ss me the spratchet? 1 1

sclopper when someone is so r-t-rded that there aren’t any words that will describe how r-t-rded they are. r-t-rded person: i have six oranges in my hands… but i ate two and now i have 12. person listening: sclopper 0 0

Cooperosexual the act of having s-x with something, doesn’t matter what gender or if its dead or alive or even if it’s an object you will have s-x with it. geez! jared is so cooperos-xual, he said he would bang a dog and an empty shoe. 0 0

jiracide the act of killing a software project by over planning it inside of jira. dammit anthony, you just committed jiracide! our project is f-cked. 0 0

darn you less offensive way of saying “d-mn you” darn you , fat-ss! 0 0