With ever more fun video games coming out each day, kids today prefer spending their free time in front of the PC or with a gaming console instead outside paying games with their friend. The result is empty playgrounds and obese kids who don’t get enough exercise. So, many people put great effort in designing playgrounds that kids will want to play in. Many have failed miserably.

Really, seeing our list of playground games you’ll wonder just what the hell was going though the designers’ head when they’ve decided to make these… things. If you can even manage to get a kid to play at these playgrounds, they will need some serious therapy session afterwards. Yes, they are that bad. See for yourself.

1. Yes, The Mouth Goes Between The Legs

2. One Happy Pig

3. Kid Comes In, Kid Comes Out Of The Elephant

4. Those Are Not Playful Houses

5. Want A Spin With The Devil?

6. Perfect For Bored Moms

7. Well, Kids Do Come From There Too

8. Jump In The Mutant’s Mouth, It’s Fun

9. Are The Monkey Heads Really Necessary?

10. Pass Trough The Rainbow Of Piss

11. This Chef Needs A New Entrance

12. It’s Harder For Girls

13. The More You Slide, The Happier The Clown Is

14. Get On The Happy Train

15. Sit In My Lap, It’s Not Creepy

16. How Was That Saying: Give Them Enough Rope…

17. Slide Down The Banana’s Tube

18. Well, It Sort Of Looks Like A Clowns Nose…

19. What Is The Small Whale Doing?

20. Because Everyone Loves Big Scary Insects

21. Impaled Crocodile… What Fun

22. Going Back To Where You Came From

23. Riding A Creepy Snake Thing

24. Another Great Exit

25. Ride A Man

26. This Creepy Crawly Is Not Scary At All

27. Playing On The Bear’s Wood

28. That’s How You Whistle

29. Impaling Humans And Animals Is So Fun

30. Every Kid Want To Be Grabbed By The Witch From The Sand

Talk about messing a kid up. With playground like these, no wonder kids stay home.

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