Birthday: Oct. 17, 1963.

Birthplace: Quebec City, Canada.

Occupation: Actor.

Current home: New York, but I'm moving to Los Angeles. That's where the work is.

Marital status: Married for eight years to Connie Macdonald.

Children: Dylan, 5.

Car: I don't have a car. I don't have a license. I don't know how to drive. I have to learn before I move.

Working on: I'm in the film "Dirty Work" with Chevy Chase.

Favorite performer: Shecky Greene. He's the best performing comedian.

Prized possession: I have a baseball glove my dad got me that's signed by Arnold Palmer. It was stamped with the wrong name. When I was a kid, I hated it; now I like it.

Personal hero: Bill Cosby.

I'm better than anyone else when it comes to: Shaving.

If I could do it over: I would have been born into wealth.

I'd give anything to meet: Dean Martin. He was the funniest guy ever.

My fantasy is: I'm a soldier for hire fighting a war in Cypress.

The worst advice my mother ever gave me: "Quit making jokes."

The one thing I can't stand: When people say, "Don't go there."

If I could change one thing about myself: My hairy back.

My most irrational act: Moving to the United States when I was 25. I had a good job in Canada, working in a logging camp. Show business is better.

If I weren't an actor: I'd be: Working in a logging camp or on an oil rig.

Most humbling experience: When I was a kid, I lived on a farm and we had an outhouse. My dad would make my brother and me clean it up; it was really, really gross. He said, "If this is the worst thing you do in life, you will be very happy." It was.

The words that best describe me: Tall and dark and slightly better-than-average looking.