-Jordan Peterson is telling the world he wants to put people who use the correct pronouns to describe the 72 different genders into concentration camps and, possibly, gas them to death if the British attack.



-Kermit the Frog, dressed like Ms. Piggy, is bursting out of his chest like in the movie, 'Alien.'



I'm phoning Wilfred Laurier Administration right now. They'll tell me what the best course of action is.