Guest post written by Joyanna Adams

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“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.” – John Wayne

Chris Matthews…is at his wit’s end, and it hasn’t taken him long to get there. Nobody watches his show, which is why MSNBC keeps him on. By now, he’s their biggest tax write- off. When he looks in the mirror he sees a black man disguised as a white journalist. If there is a real idea in his head, it’s in solitary confinement.

And this week, as I was watching Chris Matthews…

Wait. I’ve never watched Chris Matthews…I don’t do insane things if I can help it. But, I did once read a book he wrote where he claimed with all sincerity, that one of his biggest hero’s ever since he was a small boy with tiny tingling legs was…get ready…it might shock you …(Whisper: John Wayne. )

John Wayne? How can this be? Surely Chris was lying because John Wayne, not only loved guns, but believed in cold stone justice. If you were a crook, to John Wayne, it didn’t matter what color your skin was— John Wayne would either put your in prison or kill you.

You have to wonder what they are feeding the poor man, because Chris Matthews has a skin obsession. He itches it daily, and it’s annoying. He is at it again….Chris is claiming that only white people can be prejudice.

Well Mr. Matthews…you’ve come a long way. From John Wayne to Barack Obama. Give the man a cigar, and tell him that we are happy for him that John Wayne is now blissfully dead and it’s a good thing for Chris Matthews because I don’t think John Wayne would have taken kindly to Chris’s definition of a raciest.

He was attacking Rush Limbaugh about race when he said this:



“Actually, Rushbo, racism is the belief that one race — whites — should rule all others. Get your definitions straight!”

This proves that the last time Chris looked at a dictionary was when he was two, and didn’t understand it. But that doesn’t stop Chris from redefining the meaning of the word, he is relentless. He may talk like a fool, and act like a fool, but don’t get the wrong idea…he is a fool!

Not too long ago he was upset about Wayne LaPierre being a racist, because Wayne was telling the truth about how dangerous our cities have become…

How DARE he accuse blacks of being thugs!

“This guys the boss…It’s like when Rush Limbaugh speaks and everyone goes to hide in a cave because they are afraid of [him]. This guy, no matter what he says, [even when] it has a racial tinge, no one calls him out on it.”

John Wayne would hog- tie Chris up, and throw him in the middle of Chicago on a hot Saturday night, and tie him to a lamppost for that stupid remark.

So, when is the great white Chris Matthews going to attack Dr. Ben Carson? Dr. Carson has a saying about white liberals like Chris:

“They’re the most racist people there are because they put you in a little category, a box. How could you dare come off the plantation?”

Maybe if Chris really loses it, Dr. Carson would volunteer to do some much needed brain surgery, because clearly there is something wrong…Chris listens to a conversation only when he’s talking.

In the meantime, give the guy a break. It’s got to be killing him that more people watch Duck Dynasty than Hardball.

And if John Wayne was on Hardball, and Chris Matthews had said half the things he says every day, no doubt John Wayne would have replied:

“Somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t, I won’t, the hell I won’t.”

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Guest post written by Joyanna Adams