Disclaimer: Santa is a stalker. Let's be up front about that. STALKER! No wonder he knows when you're sleeping and when you're awake.

My Santa stalked me, and stalked me well. After reviewing my Reddit history (Boring at times, confusing at others) Santa found me some of the most amazing things.

First off a box with my name on it!! I'd been made aware that the package was on it's way and was constantly pestering my postman about it. Sure I asked about it the day it shipped, but hey, if I had tracking info, so should my postman.

The box was opened with much enthusiasm, and behold, inside were many things, mostly wrapped too! And a note!

After reading the note, I noticed Jebidiah Kerman under the note, and suffocating inside a plastic bag. This was not safe, so I immediately opened the bag to free him. Now I have someone to help me when I'm playing Kerbal Space Program. He has already insisted on more boosters and struts. That's a good Jeb!

But now, onto the wrapped items!

Ready Player One!!! Why Yes I am ready! Ready for what I don't know, but ready. I know they're making a move based on this, so I'm going to get a head start and figure out the plot before going to the movies.

The Martian! I've seen the movie, and not read the book. Holy stinky potatoes! Let's see what other kinds of trouble Mark Watney gets into that they didn't include in the movie.

And what's this? THE DEATH STAR!!!! I can rule the galaxy with this and bring..... Oh, it's not the actual Death Star. Measuring cups! I can rule the kitchen and bring order to the cupboards! I do most of the cooking anyways. (wife only microwaves, but I still love her) This will come in handy, especially as my current measuring cups, the half cup is dented.

Oh Many thanks oh Santa who stalks!