Countless hours of your life have been absorbed by conversations with NPC's

You named your favorite pen "Foe Slayer"

When you put on your shoes each morning you upgrade your AC by 2.

During introductions you give your class. "Hello, I'm Peter, level 15 monk."

Some days, you wish you'd brought a broadsword.

When people ask you about your background you say, "I was raised by wolves. +2 DX, +1 CN, -3 IN."

People have learned to avoid such conversations with you.

You roll twenties. Enough said.

You grade all work assignments based on XP gains.

You tell annoying co-workers that, if they don't leave your office, you'll to go into unstoppable Barbarian Rage.

You look forward to side quests.

You think of Mt Dew as mana potion.

You can't explain any of this to your non gaming friends.

They probably wouldn't listen anyway.

You believe your baseball hat is a +3 to CH.

You pwn n00bs.

You find yourself casting spells on jaywalkers and tailgater's.

You refer to all of your acquaintances by their alignment. "He's chaotic neutral, but we still get along."

There's always time for "one more quest".

If you are addicted, you hope they never find a cure!

Terms for N00bs:Alignment - Good, Neutral, Evil and so forth.AC- Armor ClassDX- DexterityCH- CharismaCN- ConstitutionIN- IntelligenceN00b- Newbies, babies, whiners or losers.NPC- Non-Playing CharacterPwn- To beat, win, or absolutely destroyXP- Experience