Udderdude - 2009-08-20

Fatties only plz.





Old_Zircon - 2009-08-20 The technology is definitely reliant on ass fat.



Lurchi - 2009-08-20

am i awake



baleen - 2009-08-21

- 2009-08-21





ooh actualle i;d wear owl butt



SEDAN COMMENT 3:08



Killer Joe - 2009-08-20

I like the first pair. Instead of winking, they look like one eyeball is rolling drunkenly back into someone's head.



twinkieafternoon - 2009-08-20

- 2009-08-20 DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT



dementomstie - 2009-08-20

With the ducks you could sell advertising space by having them say Aflac.



And 5 stars go to the owl. Never has something intentional looked more like a very unpleasant stain.



Sean Robinson - 2009-08-20

Well, this is my life now.



Imagine how hard it is for the rest of the inventor's family, who have to deal with a father convinced this is what America needs and who makes them dress up in Winkers jeans while he films their asses.





mashedtater - 2009-08-20 and then when your friends come over, he tries to market them.



robe - 2009-08-20

This'll go great with my airbrushed wolf shirt.



Rafiki - 2009-08-20

This is the kind of thing that could only ever find a market with little kids, but should never be worn by little kids.



mashedtater - 2009-08-20

by far, the largest sin commited against asses since acid washed jeans.



Jellyneck - 2009-08-22

- 2009-08-22 This is 5 stars for the worst, misshapen asses ever and the jeans that just scream for attention to them



Redlof - 2009-08-20

Still like this better than bullet ball



TheKingOfPants - 2009-08-20

I refuse to believe this isn't a Tim and Eric creation.





ASubmarineSandwich - 2009-08-20 Looks like they found this page: http://twitter.com/timheidecker



Chalkdust - 2010-11-30

- 2010-11-30 you should listen to this guy, he's the king



ASubmarineSandwich - 2009-08-20

All I can picture is a horrible mutant waiting beneath the cloth that has a gibbering anus for a mouth and eyes that wink by being sucked into a nictating membrane by some unseen and wholly unnatural musculature.



Chizmurder - 2009-08-20

Stupid pants for fat chicks! FINALLY!







YakooMarkTwo - 2009-08-20

TheKingofPants: I was just scrolling down to hit login to type "I probably say this far to often about things I see in the depths of the internet, but this seems like a Tim & Eric skit."



Touch�.



chumbucket - 2009-08-20

5 stars for ass-winking theme music....from SPACE



The Townleybomb - 2009-08-20

- 2009-08-20 Stars for this comment. And all of the butts.



nuzzles - 2009-08-20

Music by Lifetime Movie circa. 1995.



JSP - 2009-08-20

god no



revdrew - 2009-08-20

Patented, space age, ass fat technology.



John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-08-20

- 2015-08-20 The Chinese will never be able to compete with American ass-fat technology!



pastorofmuppets - 2009-08-20

Brought to you by the creator Speedfit Treadmobile.



I wish I could say with certainty that these will never catch on. But I went to a college where people wore pants that had blackletter across the pooper



charmlessman - 2009-08-20

I will buy these when they have Pac Man.



phalsebob - 2009-08-20

The ones with eyes don't look so much like winking, and more like their ass is eating a cookie.



Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-08-20

I love when the submitters name also works as a tag.



Dr Dim - 2009-08-20

I love the music! It sounds like duck pants is off to assassinate the cyber-president.



j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-08-21

THIS COMMERCIAL IS FULL OF ASS



Time Travel Mishap - 2009-08-22

I never thought the phrase "That woman's ass looks like it's having a stroke" would go through my mind.





Also I like that they used the TV news "is America to fat?" camera style.



Testicles of Doom - 2009-08-22

At first I thought that three and a half minutes was going to be far too long.



Then the music started and I knew it wouldn't be long enough...



Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-08-25

This would make such a great infomercial.



Are you not getting enough action? Well how about you put some action on your butt...ALL DAY LONG?!



plug - 2009-08-26

Pun Alert!

They need to design a pair with the eyes of Saddam Hussein so they can name them...wait for it...

Saddam Eyes





kwash - 2009-10-09

5 stars for action pants.



OxygenThief - 2013-08-20

If you don't wear pants your ass is always winking at people.



cognitivedissonance - 2014-08-20

The owls are not what they seem.

