I would've done worse. Example:



Stripes: Hire my daughter or I raise rent till you not be able to pay.



Me: *grabs him by his neck, readying cordless drill to go through his head* How about you take your vodka sucking, Crimea annexing, MH17 shooting ass out of Equestria, or I make that ass you call a face look like drunken Swiss cheese.



Stripes: Must you get racist?



Me: Who cares about that when I'm threatening to kill somepony?!! *accidentally drills him in eye socket* O_O Sorry, I was aiming for your ear.