Like all lady Ph.D's, I frequently ask myself: "How could I be sexier?"

Delicious costumes has come to my rescue! I can now lecture in my 5 inch gold spiked heels and "barely there" regalia while giving nary a thought to the male gaze and it's implications on the prevalence of rape culture in our society.

I fully expect my chili pepper rating on RMP to go through the roof once I begin to greet my students in this costume. Hopefully I can keep my post structural hegemony's from engaging in some wardrobe malfunctions. Then again, who cares?

I'm sexy! Forget about the 7 years I spent sweating out a dissertation and engaging in innovative research!

SEXY!!!!