The bumbling burglar who broke into a Long Island salad bar, ate several bananas and pre-packaged snacks, urinated in a trash can and fell asleep on the store floor won't face charges, officials said.

Police said that the man who broke into The Sexy Salad in Hauppage on Saturday paid restitution to the store's owner and will not face charges.

Authorities said the suspect left a New York State drivers license and watch at the scene after waking up later that morning.