IT'S SOUTH PARK EVENING NEWS,WITH TOM PUSLIKER.

PERIL, CRISIS AND FEAR TONIGHTAS WHAT APPEARS TO BE

A MASSIVE FLOOD HAS OVERTAKENTHE TOWN OF BEAVERTON, COLORADO.

HOME OF THE WORLD'SLARGEST BEAVER DAM.

EARLIER TODAY,A BREAK IN THE BEAVER DAM

WHICH PROTECTED THE TOWN,BROKE OPEN

TRAPPING PEOPLE IN THEIR HOUSESAND DESTROYING THEIR LIVES !

OH MY GOSH,THOSE POOR PEOPLE.

TOM, I'M CURRENTLY TEN MILESOUTSIDE OF BEAVERTON,

UNABLE TO GET INSIDETHE TOWN PROPER.

WE DO NOT HAVE ANY REPORTSOF FATALITIES YET,

BUT WE BELIEVETHAT THE DEATH TOLL

MAY BE IN THE HUNDREDSOF MILLIONS.

BEAVERTON ONLY HAS A POPULATIONOF ABOUT EIGHT THOUSAND,

TOM, SO THIS WOULD BEQUITE DEVASTATING.

Any word on how the survivorsin the town are doing, Mitch ?

WE'RE NOT SURE WHATEXACTLY IS GOING ON

INSIDE THE TOWNOF BEAVERTON, TOM

BUT WE'RE REPORTINGTHAT THERE'S

LOOTING, RAPING,AND YES...

EVEN ACTSOF CANNIBALISM.

MY GOD, YOU'VEACTUALLY SEEN PEOPLE

LOOTING, RAPINGAND EATING EACH OTHER ?

NO, WE HAVEN'T ACTUALLYSEEN IT, TOM.

WE'RE JUST REPORTING IT.

YOU ALL DONE WITHYOUR FISH STICKS, STAN ?

I'LL HELP YOU, SHARON.

BOY, THAT'SJUST AWFUL.

In the nearby townof South Park,

the cause of the Beaverton floodis being investigated.

THAT'S RIGHT, WE KNOWWHOSE FAULT THIS IS !

OH OH...

IT'S GEORGE BUSH'S FAULT !

YEAH, GEORGE BUSH DOESN'TCARE ABOUT BEAVERS !

GEORGE BUSH DIDN'TBREAK THAT BEAVER DAM !

IT WAS THE TERRORISTSAND AL QAEDA !

THEY'VE BEENSECRETLY BUILDING

BEAVER DAM W.M.D.sFOR YEARS NOW !

YEAH !!

MOM, DAD, THEY'RE GONNAGO HELP THOSE PEOPLE, RIGHT ?

I DON'T KNOW,YOU KNOW TO ME,

IT SEEMS LIKE THEMAYOR OF BEAVERTON

SHOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHINGABOUT THAT DAM YEARS AGO.

DON'T BLAMETHE MAYOR, SHARON.

WHAT ABOUT F.E.M.A. ?

I THINK THIS WHOLE THINGIS REALLY THEIR FAULT.

BUT... SOMEBODY'SGONNA HELP THE PEOPLE

OFF OF THEIRROOFTOPS, RIGHT ?

THAT'S NOT WHAT'SIMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, SON.

WHAT'S IMPORTANT ISFIGURING WHOSE FAULT THIS IS.