It's Official! I have received the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker, such as myself, can have! A DON'T PANIC TOWEL! I have also received probably the oddest thing in the universe. My own Babel fish! This will be very handle for all the Spanish that is spoken here in Texas, of which I don't understand. Through my travels through the universe, I have heard legends of a drink called the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. My secret santa was able to track down a recipe and had the kindness to not keep it as their own.

I will be compiling all the ingredients of the Gargle Blaster and posting pictures of the concoction!!