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We start off by seeing Chinese barkers! He has 2 girls up with him.. From there we go to the ultra bizarre Salvatore Dali Aquarium where thereÃÂs topless swimmers swimming aroundÃÂ Wow. At the tail end of this scene, watch for the ULTRA bored model whoÃÂs somewhat buried up to her waist, for what reason I (and probably she) canÃÂt fathom. From there, we go to the ÃÂStrangeÃÂ exhibit.. yes thatÃÂs what itÃÂs called, where theyÃÂve got HULA dancers! Strange! From there, a short trip to the Semiole stage.. no idea what that is.. Medicus again cuts to some black people in the audience.. not too sure what was up with that. From there, we go to quite possibly the greatest thing IÃÂve ever seen, the exhibit for Olga, The Headless Girl! The building and poster all look priceless, but whatÃÂs inside? We find out!!! WHOA!!! Experiments in the revival of organisms would be proud! ItÃÂs an obvious fake though.. Love the twitches! From there, we go to the ÃÂFrozen Alive!ÃÂ exhibit, where, yes, girls are put in blocks of ÃÂiceÃÂ. Suuuure. Watch them twitch! Lol. From there, we go to Admiral ByrdÃÂs Penguin Island, where first we see a Husky dog.. to no doubt prove that these are ARCTIC animals weÃÂre dealing with here! After that, we get to see Penguins In Actions! They swim, waddle etc. You know.. like penguins. Nothing extraordinary. From there, we go to ÃÂDilgongÃÂsÃÂ (what kind of a name is that?) where thereÃÂs an ÃÂAfricanÃÂ show going on. Yes, African voodoo ceremonies here. Betcha 50 bucks they also come from Jersey. We then watch some kids go on some ride.. no idea what they get on though,.. we just see them go through the turnstiles lol. From there, again, we see more black people! HmmmmÃÂ From there, we see some NEAT mototama type cars. They look totally fun! Kids could drive around! Wee! Whoa, they could go fast.. From there, we go to a rocket ride.. Uh.. Oh man, that looks nauseating, IÃÂd just rather skip that ride, alright? (actually I probably wouldnÃÂt!!) Hey! WeÃÂre still in Laffland! Yay! More motorama cars!! Whoa, these look different.. faster!! Weee!! We wander through the crowds, till we hit the Savoy, where thereÃÂs ÃÂThe WorldÃÂs Greatest Colored Dancers!ÃÂ and actually, their dancing IS funÃÂ We go to the water fountain to get some water, and cutting from the Savoy to this scene makes us realize that of course, this is the white people water fountain.. Then to eat! Perhaps the FAMOUS chicken inn? From there, we people watch for a while, and uh some of the people ARE strange, check out the two ladies with matching prison garb on! Whoa!!



From there.. Uh, itÃÂs the ÃÂNTG Congress Of BeautyÃÂ, which is similar to the Midget land in reel one, except this one is dedicated to uhhh, ÃÂson worshippersÃÂ. This is somewhat hard to explain, but these seem to be women with flesh colored bras frolicking around in the areaÃÂ And thatÃÂs it.. They may be resting, talking to another, playing jacks.. This is all too strange, and probably the most sexist part of the fair. The whole thing left me with a bad thing in my mouthÃÂ But all of this is a MUST SEE on this site!

- November 8, 2005Son worshippers??? hahahahaha