One of the sessions I sadly missed at EroticonLive was Ashley Lister’s poetry however I did get the pleasure of hearing him read a couple of utterly filthy but hilarious pieces at the reading sessions on the Sunday afternoon. So I think it is safe to say that you can blame him for this weeks Masturbation Monday foray into a bit of filthy poetry and because I think this kind of thing is all about the delivery I have recorded an audio version for your pleasure.

I am a naughty girl

of the dirty kind

I like from in front

I like it from behind.

No matter what I am doing

no matter where I am

my mind is my pants

along with my hand.

I know I really shouldn’t

be touching myself there

but it feels too good

and frankly I don’t care.

My fingers are so great

at rubbing at my clit

and all my sticky juices

oozing from my slit.

I always wash my hands

when I’m finally done

but to be quite honest

they still smell of cum.

Dresses are a godsend

Stockings are a must

if like me you want to

diddle in your lust.

Locations can be tricky

but if you use your brain

office desk are perfect

but I have done it on the train.

I once got caught by a girl

in the ladies loo

but I just looked her in the eye

and said, I know you do it too.

Men assume I want them

when they catch me in the act

but unless they have big cock

that rarely is the fact.

Fingers are the greatest

They really are the best

But sometimes it is nice

To invite around a guest.

Someone who is willing

to reach between my thighs

and finger fuck my pussy

until it weeps and cries.

Maybe if they’re lucky

I will give them head

and sometimes when they’re really good

I take them to my bed.

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