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You too could own a piece of history!

In this limited release one time offer, James Danger Bernardin is giving away exclusive strands of his real dead hair. Yes, it’s true, chemotherapy is causing his hair to commit suicide. Because they don’t manufacture little gold caskets for individual strands of hair, James has decided to offer them to the world.

For years, people have said things like, “wow, that dude has great fucking hair”, and “Oh my god, I just crashed this sports-car I’m driving because I got lost in that mans luscious head fur”. Even celebrities have found comfort and wisdom in James’ curls, “I caught a glimpse of Jimmie’s hair, sat at the piano, and wrote this song” -John Lennon on Let It Be.





What comes with my order?

Included with your lock of dead cancer hair is a commemorative ribbon James bought at CVS a few days ago. A certificate of authenticity with the date of strand suicide as well as the strands serial number. You’ll also receive a photo of your lock of hair in either the shower drain or bathroom floor!



