"I want the Conservatives to win but the problem you've got is that if there is a hung parliament it will be a disaster. Labour has made a hash of things. They have had their chance. And the Lib Dems... They've got this guy on the telly and he looks down the camera and people think he's the dog's b------s. He's just a salesman," he says with a tut. Clegg-mania has clearly yet to hit the fruit industry.