DM – A woman who found her engagement ring before her boyfriend proposed complained about the ‘basic’ band on social media – and the internet is not happy. ‘Ewwwww. Self shame Friday here I come. Found this in the BF’s nightstand. Not a fan,’ the woman wrote in a Facebook group. ‘Please roast and then tell me how to tactfully say no you need to go get something different,’ she added.



Live look at Smitty while realizing there’s actually somebody this shallow, unappreciative, and evil in this world:

DOWN BOY! DOWN!

Ok. Deep breaths, Smitty. Deep breaths. It’s 2018. If this were the wild days of ’13 blogging, I may have had a few choice things to say about this fair lady being unappreciative of her boyfriend’s efforts to love her forever. I mean, obviously he doesn’t care about her if the inanimate object solely used for exhibitionism (look it up) purposes isn’t worthy enough. It’s a shame not everybody can live by the Michael Scott rule of buying a ring:

Michael Scott – 3 Years Salary from David Weeden on Vimeo.

Some people can only live within their means when investing multiple months worth of income in an a now necessary “Tradition” that was conjured up as a marketing campaign by jewelers less than a 100 years ago* (Also see more advertising myths such as “Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!). But wait, it’s not about that! She (probably) loves him no matter what, right? She, and every woman in the world, just deserves the best! And every guy is forced to give it to them. It’s just the way it is.

All I have to say is that if you don’t like it, Ms., then the grass is never greener on the other side. Go find that one out for yourself. Now please, go and enjoy this *MUST WATCH VIDEO FOR EVERYONE ON EARTH*