Hitler's photo is officially approved by the good people at Hot or Not, and open for voting. My photo is still awaiting approval, probably because they needed to upgrade their systems to handle the sheer volume of my sexy. Ph33r me, hotornot.com. PH33R ME. --- Update #2 That's right, people. Hitler is in the top 20% of the planet, sexywise. Of course, there have only been a few votes so far, and a number of them are probably me giving him 10, so I would imagine his strong showing will be short-lived. I'm almost rooting for the poor guy; he's the ultimate underdog, picked simply for his name value, set up to lose. He's like Rocky, but with more hatred for the Jewish race. My picture has been approved, by the way, but it hasn't recieved enough votes to compete yet. I'll post the links in the morning for those who are dying to vote, but keep in mind that giving me a poor grade will cause me to cry like a little girl. --- Update #3 Hitler's rating has actually gone up, to 8.9. Meanwhile, I am rated at a very respectable 7.8. For the rest of my life, I'm going to have to live with the knowledge that fifteen randomly polled strangers think that I am significantly less attractive than the single most hated man in recorded history. If you'll excuse me, I think I need to go take a nap and hope my score goes up in the meantime. Vote now. Vote often. I beg of you. --- Update #4 Oh, great. Upon releasing the links to the public at large, my score has actually gone down, to 7.4. Meanwhile, that sexy bitch Hitler is up to 9.1. This is really hurting my feelings. If Hitler was so damned appealing, how come he couldn't do better than Eva Braun? --- Update #5 Making a minor comeback, but still not even in Hitler's league. I'm tempted to start taking advantage of HotorNot's "Meet Me!" function. In fact, I'm tempted to start posting Hitler's picture to a variety of online dating sites. Woo unsuspecting women, and then confess before we meet that I am, in fact, the most vile political figure of the modern age, and is that a problem? Grumble... stupid women... wouldn't know sexy if it came up and bit them om the ass... Really, we need to seriously consider the possibility that what women really want is pure evil. All that crap about looking for a sensitive guy with sense of humor is hogwash. Chicks really just dig the Hitler. --- Update #5.5 Welcome, new visitors following the link from Uncle Scoopy's House of Celebrity Nudity. Your patronage frightens and confuses me, yet somehow warms the cockles of my heart. In a dirty, dirty sort of way. --- Update #6 Lo, a reckoning is at hand! Sorry for the sporadic updates; I took a brief vacation from reading about the sex acts that complete strangers want to inflict upon Adolph Hitler, thanks to the good people at Sympatico High-Speed Internet. Always looking out for my better interests, they saw that I was spending altogether too much time in the web, and decided that taking away my access was the best thing for all concerned. Thanks, guys. Top-flight work as usual. However, today I return from my vacation, to find that a comeback is being staged in absentia! Apparently after I left, some of the nice people who have linked to me started feeling bad for my groady self, and have been encouraging others to give me high ratings. As a result, my rating has shot all the way up to a pity-based 8.9! Woo! Hitler, being a creature of such raw sexual magnetism that none may resist, still stands above me at 9.1 of course. Nonetheless, that looks like spitting distance to me! It's D-day, punk! The fact that my attractiveness rating sky-rocketed as soon as I shut up hasn't entirely gone over my head, by the way. I fully expect another crash after people see that I used the expression "in absentia". --- Update #6.5 Sorry! I gave you a 6 because your pretty good looking. But I would fuck Hitler like an animal. Really, I would suck that cock until his other testicle fell off too. You shouldnt have made him look so hot friend.

-Name Witheld for semi-obvious reasons So, suicide? --- Update #6.6 with a little line over it And another warm welcome to everyone visiting from Stormfront.org, the most popular white nationalist website on the net! Congratulations on the whole "Hitler being a sexy bitch" thing, guys! Now you've got him, AND Edward Norton to brag about! Oh, the actual vote thing? Eh, haven't checked it in a while. I'm going pure meta, baby! ---