Look, having a gun drawn on you in the small hours was no doubt unnerving, and an overreaction by the security guard. It's even remotely possible that Lochte really did interpret the demand for cash as a "robbery" of sorts. But in order to do so, he had to be so impervious to his own odious punk behavior, and his view of that gas station had to be so low, that he didn't think the vandalizing was worth anything. He must have thought Ryan Lochte's pee was gold dust.