Saw my bitch’s bitch had a fresher coat than me

So it was that time to switch up my style again

Clipping that superfluous flow

Hairstylist said her name’s Carmen

Ma mayn she had that freshly baked glow like a madeleine

Ma Mane She started stylin it up with osis

She got Soft palms to ease my strain

My veins already numbed with purple strains

Got me daydreaming bout rippin maybachs all black everything

That soulful Otis

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

(EuroTripping)

(Last time I felt this good was with 2 best buds back in Lorraine

Studying abroad? Fuck isnt that twice the brain drain

Eurails on rails on rails Abroad with broads on the boardwalk

Too young and excited, I jumped off of one, thrice my size

I’m talking vertical, landed on luxembourg’s gravel

I thought i was gonna end up in the morgue but I ended up with both heels dead with a sprain instead

Too uncouth biting the pain with a belt in my mouth

Stupidity on fleek, So to speak, excuse me Imma finish my eurotrip story after I take a leak

haha

That urbane lifestyle got us hooked onto the buzz to escape the mundane!

We wise men we like to entertain)

Man this rhyme just keeps on rhyming! See! Fucking Insane! Hahahahahahh

That was my mind on a tangent plane but now I’m back in the salon again

I said I gotta get into my flow, so she let me pop a Moet Champagne

Back in the powder room, she said I could be her stripper, bitch bent me over and railed that cocaine.

She say I was gonna be the first passenger on her choo choo train

Flair Flair Flair, all that white powder flair make me go Whoooo like Ric mothafuckin Flair

Woooh shit that escalated quickly, just like pullin 180s in electrics on that fast lane

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

What is it, the time for a faux-hawk?

Nah that makes me clock 4:20 and give her that jaw lock

Not pompous enough for a pompadour

whippin my hair back and forth

Chop Chop so much fall all over the floor

She bout to get down on all fours

I am that ruckus bout to devour her, mothafuckin carnivore

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a hair salon*

I’m lookin for that fresh cut that’s got sexy bed head

She’s gotta get turnt with that and go down for that bald head

She doin her thang, she a wizard with her scissors

I’m positioned at that sweet spot, between two parallel mirrors,

I’m looking infinite times sexy due to physics

Too many tricks up my sleeve, cleave, revealin cleavages with snazzy gimmicks

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

Tapered edges just the way I like em figures and their contours

In a beat turnin j papes into vapor

Dressed dapper, Between the two of us I blow up bridges with ease, in a sneeze, the new age Donald Draper

Leavin it messy on the top, now that’s the cherry on the top

Oh she love to caress that, I’m still her baby, still a work in progress

It’s that shaggy shiz but it ain’t too shabby

Luring em bitches, shaggin em with those scooby snacks and then doing body shots of cognac

Smackin that pussy, spankin that booty like a self diagnosed sex maniac

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

My zodiac it’s cancer, my humor it’s cancerous

Ridin em hoes on horseback like rockin horses in Toys-R-us

I spit game, I’m ridin each dame, every ex-flame

I’m feeling like a star, I hit em ladies with the charm, the curve ball like Beck-ham

I just tear the net, Im just kickin it, kickin it deep,

bangity bang bang bam bam, on fire, going ham

It’s a big booty babe with an afro doing the washing with that aloe

Nat sherman while she do her thang, dro mixed with refined tobacco

Got me trippin, that fro is some crazy hairdo!

How ya do it doe girl? For centuries. Cultivating that agro

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

I’m the man of the salon, only man in this salon

Camping out here between carmen’s things

Told her I’d hibernate in that pussy sweet hon

While I grow out my man bun

She came and came and came again

While I fired shots from ma single barrel shot gun

Tus labios son hermosos quiero besarlos

Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Caaarmen!

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

Fuck pomade I’m self made

I don’t usually gel well, I’m a refined product

My environment made me and now I believe my environment will be a product of me.

Sideburns, razor sharp, for side glances that burn em

No spiked porcupines, I like my head spiked on heavy baselines

I’m thick headed, voluminous flow

You’re damn right I speaks volumes of ludicrous shit but I betcha I’m scrupulous with it

Dandruff? Hahah hell nah , just dandy and hella rough, hella tough

Take your head clean off like Notorious McGregor

Up your game you nasty little peasant beggar

Chew off your dirty mullet, spit it out as lead, now that’s a bullet

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

Hate it when the dirt gets in my nose and I gotta go Hucci! Gucci!

Dafuk are niggas comin up with names that sound like my sneezes

If I offend you when I say nigga Imma seek forgiveness only from Yeezus

He’s the church for the wild with all the stuff that he preaches

You niggas had to study nursery twice cuz you can’t rhyme

You make millions but for history your shit ain’t worth a dime

Black hair too lustrous, back in school days too illustrous

I was focusin on my grades while y’all learnt how to tie your shit up into braids

Now prolly gettin caught by sniffer dogs during raids

If you riot, riot like you mean it.No motherfuckin pussy parades

Motherland South India. Our mothers wear the gold

No mouth full of gold. We cold but we aint spineless

We try to commit crime less

Full of heritage, our cultures are similar, they timeless

200 hundred years under her highness! Bitch, she heartless

Brown and proud! Hyderabad! Being bad is just another shade

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

Bald fucks covering shit up with a toupee while I spit shiz that’s touche

No shave!

Trim it down to a stubble

Causing the rumble in the jungle

Now for that climax, rub my palms together, half smile too sly, blow on dice

Blow dry! extra tip for a sexy job. Cutie pie knows how to shake it

Carmen! Icing my neck, laying final touches to my mane

I don’t brush that shit, just let her caress that shit

Kush taught me to never rush it

world full a hoes so better be patient

wait for the zero point zero zero zero and then I’m on one just royally flush it

Take a moment there to understand the underlyin probability in that shit

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

My work’s done in this Hair Salon

I was lovin earlier but now I’m done.

The hunger, the games, the lustin has begun

I just killed this rhyme and I’m gonna start all over again and kill the rhyme

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*

Oh yeah I’ve got a big dick and a big whip, lickin em nippies up with whipped cream

Hold your horses cuz for yall fuckers it’s just a wet dream

All bout that sophisticated machoism

twist in the tale bitch I get turnt on with a little masochism

Under the sheets, I’m sizzlin like slytherin

while shes moanin in mandarin

High pitches

I’m drawing my bow across her strings

I’m doin her so rhythmic like I’m playin a violin

Haters try to agonize me, they fail so they patronize me

They forget I’m the antagonist yin to the yang the 21st century protagonist

Hittin that cannabis!

I’m a no fuck giver, clean deuce dropper, upstream swimmer, top bidder, miracle wisher, heart doctor, put my heart in davy jone’s locker , gt alma mater, smooth talker, alpha male on beta blocker, showstopper, class topper, don’t call football soccer, rippin that chopper, heatin up on simmer, chuggalug guiness lager, chuggin that liquor gotta avoid the cirrhosis of ma liver , always deliver, fashion killer, french kisser, booty clapper, rhythmic tapper, my stick keeps getting stiffer, imma sinner, making pussies shiver, I stick it to her in the moonlight moonwalkin to thriller, rudraghav on twitter, never fear the trigger, just kidder, genuine heart felt laughter

HAHAHAHA

*Shit man, I’m doing heavy shit in a Hair Salon*