PUPPY vs. HUMBOLDT SQUID Puppy: 1. Their fur is very soft 2. They have lots of energy and love to play 3. You can teach them tricks 4. You can pet them 5. They will kiss your face!! Humboldt Squid: 1. Sharp beak, tentacles have suckers lined with teeth 2. Whole body flashes red before they attack 3. Not sure why you'd even want this as a pet 4. Have you seen the way their whole body flashes red? 5. That's terrifying