New Claim From CNN: Anderson Cooper's Assistant Left His Phone Unattended and Unlocked at the Gym; An Unknown Rando Must Have Picked Up the Phone and Used It to Tweet Out that Trump Was a "Tool" and a "Pathetic Loser" He left his phone unlocked at a gym? Don't phones lock themselves after like ten seconds of non-use? Don't phones lock themselves after like ten seconds of non-use? CNN statement on @andersoncooper tweet says it was sent from NYC while AC was in D.C. pic.twitter.com/ngFlByFeQp — ErikWemple (@ErikWemple) December 13, 2017



Whatever. Whatever. What is the provenance of the claim that "geolocation services" prove it the tweet was sent from NY? Are we just relying on Honest Anderson and Never Misled By Sources CNN for that claim? What is the provenance of the claim that "geolocation services" prove it the tweet was sent from NY? Are we just relying on Honest Anderson and Never Misled By Sources CNN for that claim? So Anderson Cooper's assistant suffered the following calamity: Someone at the gym broke into his/her locker; figured out his/her password; logged into Cooper's Twitter; Tweeted a single Tweet from Cooper's account; then replaced the phone in the locker and closed it back up. — Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) December 13, 2017

It's the perfect crime, really. https://t.co/TZI7OfRCv4 — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) December 13, 2017

Hey, @AceofSpadesHQ

I did some research and found a picture of Anderson's assistant (who misplaced the phone) pic.twitter.com/OBgI6E71oO — Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) December 13, 2017

Someone suggested to me that what likely happened (assuming the "assistant" was even involved in this transaction at all) was that the assistant was tweeting his own anti-trump stuff on his own account, switched to Cooper's account to do the bullshit promotion stuff, then forgot to log out of Cooper's account to begin his own twitter tirades again. Someone suggested to me that what likely happened (assuming the "assistant" was even involved in this transaction at all) was that the assistant was tweeting his own anti-trump stuff on his own account, switched to Cooper's account to do the bullshit promotion stuff, then forgot to log out of Cooper's account to begin his own twitter tirades again. Why should we believe people who continue brazenly lying to us? Why should we believe people who continue brazenly lying to us? CNN isn't just content to pump out #FakeNews about Trump; it's now pumping out #FakeNews about itself, too. CNN isn't just content to pump out #FakeNews about Trump; it's now pumping out #FakeNews about itself, too. Even Slate -- Slate!!! -- criticizes multiple sources confirming the same erroneous date. Even Slate ---- criticizes CNN (and CBS and NBC) for covering up how they all made the same critical mistake about the "Wikileaks decryption key" despite all claiming they hadconfirming the same erroneous date. Dear @andersoncooper @CNN @CNNPR,



Has a police report been filed? After all, if someone had access to the assistant's phone, the Mystery Short-Term Thief could have stolen all the credit card information and passwords he has stored therein. — TheOne&OnlyExpert (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 13, 2017



Update: .@CNN was determined that the staffer who sent out the Cruz Porn Tweet be identified and punished. But no word on Anderson Cooper's assistant's name, or the punishment. https://t.co/QMkaa70nM1 — TheOne&OnlyExpert (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 13, 2017



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