And WOW! Hey! What's this thing, suddenly coming towards me very fast? VERY VERY FAST? So BIG and FLAT and ROUND. It needs a big wide sounding name, like...ow...ound...round...GROUND! That's it! That's a good name, GROUND! I wonder if it will be friends with me? Hello, Ground!

SPLAT!

P.S. 100% faux fur leopard ^^