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Though it wasn't ashowit was one that's very easy to forget. Just to jog your memory then, here's what went down.In a Coliseum Home Video exclusive, men with big mullets were shown selling lots of WWF merchandise to little kids with even bigger mullets asgave us the most monotone sales pitch in history.At one point, Mooney called the event a(or something to that effect) and somehow made it sound like the most mundane thing ever.There were no such problems forhowever.As was typical of the period, the man most casual fans knew back then as a harmless commentator let rip with a ferocious growl as he promoted tonight's double main event pittingin a steel cage match againstandin a god awful clash withSpeaking of McMahon, he was joined on commentary this year by none other than, who welcomed us to Philadelphia, PA where, according to the Hot Rod,Yeah.With a need to write the already-injuredout of the action,struck during the Rockers entrance and took out the future Hall of Fame Star.This leftto handle things in a make-shift handicap match.Though hardly the finest hour for anyone involved, this was nonetheless developed into a fairly decent opener, especially when Jannetty looked as though he would score the upset.Yet the inevitable finally happened, and Power and Glory walked away with the win.Backstage, a still sedated Sean Mooney spoke to the Intercontinental Champion,and his managerPerfect insisted that despite having no time to prepare for the challenge of(stranding in for an injured, his 'perfect record' would see him prevail. Heenan then rambled on about the Texas Tornado having his head in the clouds.Offering a retort, the, a relative newcomer to the World Wrestling Federation, made a bunch of tornado metaphors which basically equated toThis passable, five-minute bout saw the Tornado looking strong in the early going before the devious Mr. Perfet stole the advantage and dominated the plucky challenger.Having absorbed several minutes of punishment from the champion, Von Erich no sold all of it, gripped Perfect with his family's famous 'claw' hold, then smashed his face in with the Spinning Tornado Punch.Backstage,gushed over the new champion before informing us that, despite having arrived at the arena, was nowhere to be found. Bobby Heenan and Mr. Perfect then arrived on the scene and had a heart attack.' said Mr. Perfect after being beaten.For reasons nobody made clear (or even mentioned),dressed for her match against Saphire in an evening gown, had her face painted like a cat and wore some kind of mask.That was about the most interesting thing about this whole thing, even more interesting than Roddy Piper referring to Saphire asand more interesting than the fact that Saphire failed to show up and lost the match by forfeit.Out in the back, Mean Gene askedwhere Saphire had gone. Dusty didn't know either, but he did know that Saphire had been receiving gifts including fur coats and mink coats from somebody, and that it worried him.The mystery continuedI'll admit, when I first sawin the ring, I thought we were in for yet another match pitting the former Power of Pain againstInstead we were given this forgetabble, though by no means terrible, match against former Strike Force starSantana took the early lead against his larger opponent with some lightning fast offence before finally, and to the surprise of absolutely nobody, losing the match to The Warlord.Vince McMahon took some time out to plug the 1990 Survivor Series before a simple-minded Sean Mooney failed to get his head around the idea that despite there being three members ofonly two could compete in the upcoming match.Hilariously,refered to theas 'second-rate imposters'before the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions headed off to defend their titles.After it was revealed that Crush andwould be representing Demolition,cut an awkward, cheesy promo in which they promised to give their opponents a Hart Attack and insisted that the champions would have to 'buy pacemakers by the truckload.'In the best match of the night so far (and what would ultimately turn out to be a highlight of the whole show), The Hart Foundation captured their second tag team championship in an exciting two-out-three falls contest.This hard-fought, high impact match saw Demolition take the first fall thanks to thebefore the Harts evened the score with theIn the third fall, Ax snuck into the match and replaced Smash. The referee, who was clearly an idiot, couldn't tell the difference between Smash and Ax, and let it stand.Countering such heelish actions,andcame down to the even the score, and The Hart Foundation walked away with the titles.Backstage, The Legion of Doom told Mean Gene that they hadn' finished with Demolition. Bret and The Anvil then showed up to celebrate with the men who helped them win. Gene Okerlund claimed he couldn't(in the tag team title match).Apparently Okerlund was an idiot too.Up next, Sean Mooney listened in on the arguments and frustration behind the door of Demolition's locker room.Sensational Queen Sherri gloated about her win over Sweet Saphire. Sherri claimed she'd heard rumours as to Saphire's whereabouts and started to laugh.said Okerlund.laughed Sherri. It was one of the funniest lines of the whole show.Sean Mooney interviewed. Volkoff, who had recently turned babyface, claimed that Duggan was his 'idol' (yes,and that they were going to make a great tag team.All this was followed by a promo fromand, hyping the mighty quake's upcoming main event clash with Hulk Hogan.Finally,had trouble keeping Damian still as he cut a promo on arch-rival Bad News Brown. As Roberts tried to sound menacing, his snake continued to wrap itself around his face. It was pretty funny.At one point in the match, Roddy Pipper said that, for once, he was on Jake Roberts side, because he hated snakes too.If you thought that made little sense, wait until you see the rest of the match. If there was a reason forbeing the guest referee, nobody mentioned it. There was a box of 'Harlem sewer rats' at ringside too, though these were barely mentioned, didn't come into play at any point in the story, and were completely unecessary.Come to think of it, this whole match was unecessary. It was boring, dull and lifeless, and came to an end when Boss Man disqualified Bad News for using a chair.Backstage, Mean Gene Okerlund spoke to the former tag team champions, Demolition. Ax, Smash and Crush reacted to the word 'former' as though Mean Gene had just called them all assholes. They then swore revenge on the Legion of Doom.If there's one thing that confuses your writer, it's that Bruce Prichard played such a great character with, and yet every pay per view segment I've ever seen featuring that character has been a snore-fest.Care in point, this horrible skit involving American turncoatEn route to his 1991 Royal Rumble title victory over the, Slaughter declared Brother Love to the Greatest American Ever, then declared war on Nikolai Volkoff of all people.said Slaughter.It's not though, is it?Backstage, Sean Mooney spoke toFuji muttered something about one cross eyed being better than two cross eyed (or maybe better than beingcross eyed?)before cameras caught up with Mean Gene, who had apparently found Saphire.Not that we were going to get anything out of the polka-dot wearing diva. Instead, Saphire quickly shut herself off behind a closed door. Weirdly, it looked pretty much the same door as the one Demolition had been hiding behind earlier.Before the match got started, Duggan and Volkoff let rip with a toe-curling rendition ofthat was somehow supposed to endear them to the Philly crowd.Things only went from bad to worse in this sloppy, thankfully short contest which the good guys won.True story, the total length of the last three matches is still less time than the 15 minute tag team title match.Anyway, back to the story of Saphire The Missing Person. Dusty Rhodes tried to coax her out from behind her door and could not, then ran off to the ring to faceBefore that match could take place, Savage had a few words of his own. Perched atop a wooden thrown which looked as though some kid had made in shop class, Savage promised the end of Dusty Rhodes.With both combatants in the ring,turned up within tow, and announced thathad been the one sending Saphire all those gifts. Not only that, but such gifts were apparently enough for Saphire to ditch 'common man' Rhodes and join the dark side.Saphire arrived on the scene, wearing a long pink dress, a fair coat and a gormless expression which suggested she hadn't a clue what was going on.This was enough to distract Dusty, who subsequently fell victim to the Macho King in less than three minutes.Afterwards, Sean Mooney tried to find out what was going on with Saphire and the Million Dollar Man. The bad guys were having none of it, and disappeared in a limosine. Dusty Rhodes gave chase, and that was the end of that.A second later, Sean Mooney turned up in front of a green screen hyping our two main events.Speaking of which, we next got a promo fromand. His officiating duties over with, the Boss Man would be in the corner of Hogan as the Immortal one took on the mighty Earthquake in the first of our two-part main event.Hogan went through his usual pre-match ritual and promised to dispose of 'Quake once and for all.If you were expecting nothing more than your typical Hogan vs. Big Man match, you'd be pleasantly surprised.Sure, thisa Hogan vs. Big Man match, but with both men bringing their A-game, it turned into an above-average encounter that was fun to watch.Hogan won the match count-out and both he and Quake lived to fight another day.For reasons which were never fully explained, it took the WWF ring-crew almost twenty minutes to set up the steel cage for our main event, giving us plenty of time for lots more promos!First up,talked about Rocky Balboa facing Apollo Creed and promised to defeat the Ultimate Warrior.Dusty Rhodes yelled and screamed into Mean Gene Okerlund's microphone, expressing his upset over Saphire's betrayal.turned up from nowhere to tell us that the ring-crew were working very quickly to set the cage up. Yep, that happened.Hulk Hogan then gave a post-match interview to Mean Gene. Looking as though he'd barely broken a sweat, Hogan vowed to become the number one contender to the WWF title once again. He then said he was going to get a new surfboard 'Killing more time, Vinny Mac and Roddy Piper talked about the previous match before, Earthquake challenged Hogan to a rematch. When Sean Mooney reminded Earthquake that he couldn't pin Hogan, big Earthquake only promised to inflict more damage the next time round.Finally, Mean Gene interviewed WWF Champion Ultimate Warrior, who grunted and snorted a lot and promised to kill Rick Rude.And so we got here at last, a main event steel cage match in which Ultimate Warrior defended his World Wrestling Federation title against long-time rival, Ravishing Rick Rude.Upping the ante on their Summerslam 1989 encounter, the two men battled back and forth in a dramatic, hard-fought main event.Sure, at only ten minutes long it wasn't a match of epic proportions, but for the time they were given, both men busted their backsides to deliver a compelling main event.Unsurprisingly, The Ultimate Warrior dropped to the outside first and won the match.