If you live in the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex and are not a tool, then you surely listen to 1310 The Ticket. And if you listen to 1310 The Ticket then you know of Gordon Keith, one of the hosts of The Musers in the morning.

Some people seem to be constantly annoyed by Gordo (George Dunham comes to mind), but I find him to be consistently hilarious.

This morning he delivered a simple yet certifiably laugh-out-loud line while running through today’s birthdays. I will share it with you below in the form of a quick photo story.