Andre Greipel’s idea of a ‘lunch ride’ is very different to ours. While we might go for a pootle around London’s Regent’s Park, the Lotto-Soudal rider has more important matters on his hands – winning a stage of the Giro d’Italia.

The German sprinted to victory on stage five of this year’s race and uploaded the GPS file to Strava afterwards, adopting the default name of ‘lunch ride’ – come on, Andre, you’re not doing yourself justice there.