How badly does US national team forward Jozy Altidore want to win the 2014 World Cup next month in Brazil?

If some of the answers he gave during a recent "Tough Calls" interview with the Grantland network are to be believed, Altidore wants to win the World Cup pretty badly.

Badly enough to eat cat food for every meal for the rest of his life? "Come on, man, that's a no-brainer. I'm eating cat food. All day long, let's do it."

Badly enough to shave 10 years off the rest of his life? The answer to that one might surprise you more than a little bit.

"Tough Calls" is essentially Grantland's 2014 sports media version of "Would You Rather?" and believe us, some of these questions are so ridiculous that you can't help but laugh and admire Altidore's honesty.