With Iron Judgment Knickers the best Boi finally joined Gwent. His new ability

” This unit may raid the battlefield to aid you in battle” opens up alot of questions and today i want to explain to you Guys how Knickers works!

To understand Knickers’ complicated new ability we need to look at his history .

Most people know this good boi from Thronebreaker, but his story already started a little bit before the Game.

Or to be precisely exactly 2067 years and 123 days ago in another dimension that was full with weird Elves. You are probably wondering how a normal doggo , can exist for that long time, but this isn’t the first time CDPR forgot to hotfix something. The first meeting between Knickers and the Elves was very tense, but after Knickers accidentally proc’d a harmony card they became good friends. They teached Knickers how to be an Elf. He learned how to handbuff, use the bow, listen to trap, transform artificial constructs into Elves and how to get over buffed on Patch Day. Knickers also formed a special bond with the loser Elf Eredin that teached him the Art of the unnecessary teleportation in a boss fight.

Knickers learning the Art of being Useless

Since Knickers existing he always loved to gnaw on bones. The Elves provided him with smaller bones, which made their friendship even stronger. Sadly he started to get slowly addicted to them. On one unfortunate Day Knickers realized something while learning to heal from an Elf Mage. Elven bodys contain bones. Bigger Bones then the ones he got from the Elves. He felt betrayed like Skellige Viking on a Patch Day and started to hate the Elves. Using all his new knowledge and a Bug he started to kill million Elves. After killing millions of them the Elves gave Knickers the name :”Did cin reallui translate hi ha’s what”. In Elv language this means “fuck off mate”.

After a devastating war between Knickers and the Elves , Erodin had an idea. He was never really good at anything. Knickers was Erdins first (and only) friend. Despite there friendship niderE needed to stop his best friend before. Erudin got bullied a lot in the Villian school. Gaunter and Vilgefortz used to beat him up a lot, while even random Drowner#47 got better grades in combat than him. Erzdin only was good at one thing. Creating Edgelord Armors and Knickers was famous for hating a bad fashion sense. Eradin used this Weakness and created the most Edgelord Armor in existence. Ertdin added all the Spikes he could found to the Armor. He also added a deep voice manipulator to sound like he still sleeping with his mother in the same bed ( he did ). Knickers had to surrender this war not able to survive that much Edge.

Every third Member of the Wild Hunt suffered under a ” Eredinctile dysfunction”.

No Wonder they wanted to destroy our World.

Devasted and sick under the condition of bone withdrawal, knickers saw a vision in the future. He saw a far away Country, named Lyria and a Men more beautiful than every Elf he ever saw. It was Caldwell Thicc like 20 traitors , switching sides every 0,7 seconds. Knickers had to imagine how good his bones would taste. He needed to find this Men. He used Erqdins teleporting Magic to travel to our world. We also call this histrocial moment the Conjunction of the Spheres.

They called me fat , i told them i am big-boned

Thanks for reading Part 1. In the next Part Knickers explores our World while searching for Caldwell. And don’t worry soon you guys understand how Knickers works 🙂