For almost 20 years, a weekly newspaper in Nashville, Tenn., has had an annual contest in which readers are asked to complete a sentence that begins: "You are so Nashville if ..."

This year's winning entry could have been written by someone living in just about any city in Montana. It was: "Your DUI arrest gets a five-star rating on YouTube."

And it's not hard to imagine somebody in Billings, thinking of our Skypoint sculpture, writing this: "You bought a ticket and waited in line for the roller coaster downtown, only to find out it was artwork." Here's one that would work in many Montana towns: "What you moved here to get away from is finally here."

Clearly, it's time we brought this contest to Billings. If you get the drift and want to join in, finish this phrase: "You are so Billings if ..." and send your entry to me in care of this newspaper, 401 N. Broadway, Billings MT 59101, or to my email address, given at the end of the column. I'll pick three winners, whose only prize will be the glory of seeing their names in print, outside of the crime columns and obituaries.

I'll also publish as many other good ones as fit in the column and I will post the rest online. You can send in multiple entries, but you can't use profanities or otherwise offend my tender sensibilities. And please include your name.