Tip: investigate EVERYTHING. More info after the page break!

Also, this is not the 3,000 followers animation.

What’s the music? Elevatorstuck by Joren “Tensei” de Bruin.

It sucks! There’s a mute button in the top right.

HELP HOW DO I CONTROLS

Arrow keys to move

Space bar to interact

Space bar or… just clicking to progress conversations

R to return to the middle of the map if you glitch outside the house

You say this like glitching out is common It’s a bug that I deliberately left unfixed. You won’t find everything unless you glitch out at least once.

SOME OF THE TEXT SKIPS OVER Tap, don’t hold.

Is there an ending or do we just swan around listening to the rad music No, there isn’t an ending.

Who are all these horses The other Spitfires in here are:

There are other Spitfire blogs, these are just the ones I know the most about! The appearances of these characters are intended as affectionate parody. Permission was neither asked nor given.

What should I be looking for? This. No I won’t tell you how to find him.