You mentioned that you like to make blog posts. I want to make blog posts, so do you mind giving me a few tips on how to do the same (methods, etc.)?

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Hey, you seem t know your way around chronically masturbating. Would you mind giving me a few pointers on how to best pleasure myself, (Methods, etc.)?

I laughed too hard. Now my face hurts. I am serious ;_;

Also:

Hey, since you seem to be blogging all your PM's now, blog this.

No, fuck you. Oh, wait…