Pretty much everyone, including Democrats and liberals, pointed and laughed at the Democrats’ attempt to refashion their brand by adopting a new slogan. But we’re going to bust wide open the truth of the slogan – it’s a pizza gate conspiracy!!

The slogan sounded suspiciously as if it had been stolen from Papa John’s Pizza!!!

Watch below:







The slogan is “A better deal: better skills, better jobs, better wages.” It was first reported by a Vox guy who got it from Democrats.

But wait.. anything having to do with pizza means #PizzaGate, and that means pedophiles!!!! I knew it.

And the internet went crazy:

i'm told the democrat 2018 slogan will be *hooks finger in collar like it's a little too hot in here* — John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) July 20, 2017

Clearly this is some kind of sign to their Democrat pedo-friends to do something!!! Beware!!

Hopefully Mike Flynn’s son and Alex Jones can ride in and save us!!

This is the last post of the day unless there’s some breaking news. Have an open thread, be excellent to each other, dudes.