(We are having a conversation about money, and breadwinners.)

Me: “I am a winner of Pokémon, and you are a winner of bread.”

Boyfriend: “Now I am wondering if Pokémon are edible.”

Me: “Some more than others. Roasted Rattata would be good.”

Boyfriend: “Pidgeotto would be too gamey.”

Me: “Bet you could treat Pidgey like quail, though.”

Boyfriend: “Too bad Charmanders are endangered. They would be amazing!”