The nausea-inducing image shows Chelsea Clinton dressed like the Virgin Mary and declares that she represents women who are “smart and cool.”

The article, deftly written by a woman who must have been so lodged in Chelsea’s rectum, one wonders how her fingers even hit the keyboard, describes a brilliant “role model” who is “cool” and “relatable.”

Meet the people who can't get enough Chelsea Clinton: https://t.co/86Uw35pRgx pic.twitter.com/pZGWs7Drjh — VICE (@VICE) March 24, 2017

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Eve Peyser, writing in Vice, cited the younger Clinton’s recent “tweeting” as evidence of her superior intellect and “coolness.”

So we decided to look at Chelsea’s Twitter feed to see what we could dig up that represents this brilliance and “cool” factor that the rest of us just can’t see.

Here’s one she tweeted just last month …

How many of Mar-a-Lago's new members will be (already are?) members of foreign intelligence agencies & media organizations? https://t.co/8JqJfoWidP — Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) February 13, 2017

Of course, the response to that isn’t exactly what she expected.

@ChelseaClinton how many Clinton foundation donors are members of foreign lobbies and power organizations? You guys are shameless — Stas Radziwill (@StasRadziwill) February 13, 2017

@ChelseaClinton @PhilipRucker How the Clinton Foundation doing??? No more favors to sell to foreign governments??? — An American Patriot (@stevestoop) February 13, 2017

Or this one she sent six weeks ago:

Very grateful no one seriously hurt in the Louvre attack …or the (completely fake) Bowling Green Massacre. Please don't make up attacks. — Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) February 3, 2017

That didn’t go over well either …

@ChelseaClinton Seems rich coming from the daughter of the Bosnian Sniper fairytale creator. — Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) February 3, 2017

Maybe it’s her fabulous recipes. Maybe that’s it …

Spinach pancakes for #NationalPancakeDay (we won't eat them all tonight although Charlotte would if we let her)! pic.twitter.com/9zgWZ0k94W — Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) March 7, 2017

No, that can’t be it.

The writer quoted a Chelsea fan this way: “Hillary is Queen, Bae, Beyoncé—you get it. Chelsea is the prodigy—2.0, if you will.”

Nope. I won’t.





