So, the phrase "Netflix and chill" does not actually mean watching Netflix and chilling out. You know this, and I know you know this, because you are a creature of the Internet, you have been on Twitter and, I don't know, you were alive during the year 2015. Drew Storen either does not know this, or he was having sex with his wife when he found out he'd been traded by the Washington Nationals.

Drew Storen on finding out about trade: "I was doing a little Netflix and chill with my wife and Mike Rizzo gave me a call." — Chris Lingebach (@ChrisLingebach) January 12, 2016

Storen, who broke his thumb punching a locker at the end of last season after giving up a late-inning lead, will join the Toronto Blue Jays.

SB Nation video archives: Spending a day with the eccentric Drew Storen (2012)