Welcome to my new website! It is about time!

Anyway, "Kismet, Hardy?" Man, Victorian scholars! In Victorian history, no one ever did anything that even looked gay, because that would be impossible! If they were around now, they would be relegated to curiosity cabinets, and I would walk up to the locked doors, and like that scene in Good Will Hunting where Matt Damon shoves a lady's phone number in front of another dude's face through a window, I would hold up a piece of paper to the glass and it'd say, 'kiss me, Hardy.'