Santa, I don't know who you are, but your reddit stalking was spot on, and I love you so so much! <3

Cyril the Sofa Sloth wanted to pose with the parcels before we opened them up! We'd been eagerly awaiting them over the bank holiday weekend since my postman never rang the doorbell on Friday! So this morning we camped out on the sofa with a mug of coffee for the redelivery, and boy were we not disappointed!

Santa you outdid yourself! We received two epic looking parcels, and love the little snoos on them! One of them had had the side split open, so I hope nothing had fallen out! It seems the postie had done a good job of keeping everything inside at least!

We of course opened parcel 1/2 first!

Santa I am IN LOVE with the wrapping paper! (And you!) It's absolutely beautiful! Cyril tried to nick off with the smallest one, but I caught him (not too hard as he's a sloth) and opened it up first!

This was everything in parcel 1/2! Santa I was tearing up! You know me too well, clearly! I love art, and I'm going to have so much fun with the colouring book! My mum has been doing adult colouring books now she's retired, so I'll probably take this over and spend some quality time with her! I said I was a staunch Stark fan (my dad was a huge Sean Bean fan, and a proud Yorkshireman, so clearly I was always going to root for the King in the North), and so I was kindly gifted some Stark-themed stickers! (My fiancé joked that Jon has no face on it as he knows nothing XD) And the cookbook... both my fiancé and I love baking and food, and the puns on this have made my day. It's absolutely perfect! I'll be getting even fatter with these!!! (My poor wardrobe... XD)

Definitely going to need some new pencils for the colouring book!

Game of Scones - Edible Recipes from the Seven Kingdoms. All men must dine. By Jammy Lannister. I LOVE IT!!!

It's even updated for the final season! Brilliant! :D

I noticed on the back it was from a UK publisher... Could it be? A tie-in recipe book that actually used UK units and ingredients? I looked inside... yes! Grams! Santa you are my HERO!!!! Can I put you on the Iron Throne please? You'd be the wisest ruler ever!

Onto parcel 2/2! I had a hard time getting this one back from Cyril...

I opened the wrapping and inside was a box. And in that box... What's this? strips of paper to pad something? What could it be? Cyril and I were both curious...

Something... round? And wrapped up?

My goodness Santa! You absolutely went above and beyond! :D This is going straight into my display cabinet (perhaps once I've had one teeny drink out of it...) I'm gobsmacked! Thank you so so so so so so much! <3