With concern on the rise over an alien invasion after the pentagon permitted release of three naval videos showing ‘unexplained aerial phenomena,’ President Donald Trump has assured Americans that the aliens will pay for the landing strip needed to land their UFOs and destroy the earth. Although the conversion rates from the alien’s monetized currency to US dollars may prove to be extremely difficult, Trump is confident he can strike a deal that will be a big WIN for humanity. “I think the aliens will like me very much. I think they will say I’m doing a really, really great job,” Trump told the media Tuesday, adding, “I’ve always known I was the best leader on earth, but they might argue I’m the best leader in the— what is it?— the solar system? Maybe even the entire galaxy, really.” While no one can be sure what the White House’s plan is to stop the alien invasion from occurring, it will likely involve inordinate amounts of taxpayer money being dumped into the military and antagonizing the aliens as losers. “Everyone is saying: How do I know so much about aliens?” Trump mentioned to Sleeping Sardines. “I guess I really am just that otherworldly,” he continued, dropping his mouth open and wobbling his head around for no reason like he always does.