[The scene opens in a bedroom. Belka is sitting at the edge of a bed getting dressed. Benoit is sitting on the other side staring at the ceiling wistfully.]

BENOIT: Sometimes...

[The scene cuts to Male Kamui ("Mamui") standing in the Invisible Kingdom.]

MAMUI: Oh, Ooh!

BENOIT: Something beautiful happens in this world... You just don't know how to express yourself. So you just gotta sing!

[The scene changes to a different bedroom, Mamui sitting in bed. Next to him is an annoyed Crimson.]

MAMUI: I just had sex!

[The scene cuts to kitchen. Nishiki and Pieri both seem to be missing certain articles of clothing. Nishiki seems to be dancing, while Pieri is giving him a strange look.]

NISHIKI: And it felt so good!

[Velour storms out of a bathroom. Dia saunters out behind her.]

DIA: A woman let me put my penis inside her!

MAMUI: I just had sex!

[Tsukuyomi walks out of a bedroom with a prideful look on his face. Felicia follows him with an embarrassed look on her face.]

TSUKUYOMI: And I'll never go back!

[Yukimura is holding one of his puppets as he sits in bed. Female Kamui ("Femui") looks mortified.]

YUKIMURA: To the-not-having-sex ways of the past!

[SILAS walks into a bedroom with a coffee mug. Elise glares at him.]

SILAS: Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great! It felt so good when I did it with my penis!

[Suzukaze is sitting next to Rinka. He seems enthusiastic. She does not.]

SUZUKAZE: A girl let me do it! It literally just happened!

[It cuts to a shot of Saizou looking annoyed. Charlotte is standing behind him with a lustful look on her face.]

SUZUKAZE: Having sex can make a nice man-

[The shot changes slightly: Saizou is now giving two thumbs up, though his expression doesn't seem to have changed. Charlotte, however, now looks furious.]

SUZUKAZE: out the meanest!

[Asura walks out of a bedroom looking smug.]

ASURA: Never guess where I just came from, I had sex!

[Tsubaki is walking down the street with a thoughtful look on his face.]

TSUBAKI: If I had to describe the feeling...

[The shot shows Tsubaki sitting in bed giving a thumbs up. Luna, who is sitting next to him, is giving a thumbs down with a scowl on her face.]

TSUBAKI: It was the best!

[Odin seems to be standing in a room going on a tirade while Orochi dresses in the background.]

ODIN: When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great!

[The scene changes to Odin hugging Lissa and a vaguely person shaped blob labelled "Owain's Dad" from behind. Odin is smiling, but Lissa's expression seemes to say "I love my son. I really do. But there are times when I wonder why I didn't have my husband pull out the night he was conceived."]

ODIN: And I called my parents right after I was done!

[Shinonome and Siegbert both walk out of bedrooms. Behind them are Matoi and Ophelia, who both seem embarrassed. Matoi looks mortified when Shinonome speaks.]

SHINONOME: Oh hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and all the rest!

SIEGBERT: Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing!

SHINONOME: Nice of any girl ever, now sing!

[Mamui sings while Yuugiri dresses.]

MAMUI: I just had sex!

[Zero dresses while Nyx lies in bed staring at the ceiling, wondering if perhaps getting married and having a family was really worth it.]

ZERO: And it felt so good!

[Grey is sitting in bed looking smug, neither noticing or caring that Shara is glaring daggers at him.]

GREY: A woman let me put my penis inside her!

MAMUI: Wanna tell the world!

[Marx lies next to Femui, who seems annoyed. He is talking on the phone with Ryouma, who is lying next to a similarly annoyed Kagerou.]

MARX: To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it!

RYOUMA: Doesn't really make sense, but man, screw it! I ain't one to argue with a good thing!

MARX: She could be my wife!

RYOUMA: That good?

MARX: The best thirty seconds of my life!

[Lazwald walks into a bedroom.]

LAZWALD: I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her, 'cause honestly-

[The scene cuts to the bed, where a pile of manure is sitting with a wig on it. Mozume is standing next to the bed with a confused look on her face.]

LAZWALD: I'd have sex with a pile of manure!

[Leon is sitting in bed next to Hinoka, nodding with a confident look on his face.]

LEON: With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better!

[The scene cuts to Takumi, who is nodding in agreement.]

TAKUMI: Plus she let me wear my chain-

[The scene switches to Takumi, who is wearing a sweater, a chain necklace, and sunglasses. He feels confident for the first time in his life, but he looks ridiculous. In the background, Femui is sitting in bed facepalming.]

TAKUMI: And my turtleneck sweater!

[Mamui is once again standing in the Invisible Kingdom.]

MAMUI: So this one's dedicated to them girls-

[Asama is awkwardly lying on top of Effie, who seems unsure of how to do this without breaking any of his bones.]

MAMUI: That let us flop around on top of them!

[Gunther calmly dresses himself.]

GUNTHER: If you're near-

[Fuuga meditates.]

FUUGA: Or far.

[Lutz grins at Midoriko.]

LUTZ: Whether short-

[Hisame eyes Kinu's fluffy tail]

HISAME: Or... tall?

MAMUI: We wanna thank you all, for letting us fuck you!

[Flora, who is next to him, sighs]

[Joker is on top of Setsuna, who is looking at her watch with a bored look on her face. Joker is annoyed.]

JOKER: She kept looking at her watch.

[Mamui is sitting in bed with Camilla.]

MAMUI: Doesn't matter, had sex!

[Ignis is on top of Soleil. He is rather distressed, while Soleil looks uncomfortable.]

IGNIS: But I cried the whole time!

MAMUI: Doesn't matter, had sex!

[Kazahana pushes Flannel out of the room. Lazwald is standing outside. They shrug at each other.]

FLANNEL: I think she might have been a racist.

MAMUI: Doesn't matter, had sex!

[Hinata is in bed with Oboro, who puts a paper bag with Takumi's face poorly drawn on it.]

HINATA: She put a bag on my head.

MAMUI: Still counts! I just had sex!

[Izana is holding sparkler fireworks. Femui is banging her head against the wall in the background.]

IZANA: And my dreams came true~

[Shigure gets out of bed while Female Kanna stares in confusion.]

SHIGURE: So if you had sex in the last thirty minutes, then you qualify to sing with me!

[Sakura burts out of a room with Mamui behind her looking flustered.]

SAKURA: I just had sex!

[The scene cuts to Male Kanna sitting in bed next to Mitama.]

Male Kanna: Everybody sing!

[Foleo and Eponine are sitting in their own bed, both looking pleased.

FOLEO & EPONINE: And it felt so good!

[Femui walks into Male Kanna's room to give him a thumbs up.]

FEMUI: We all had sex!

[Aqua and Harold are seen sitting together in bed.]

AQUA & HAROLD: A woman let me put my penis inside her!

[Anna is in bed with Mamui. She twirls her ponytail around.

ANNA & MAMUI: I just had sex!

[The scene cuts back to Saizou, who is still wearing is mask. Charlotte doesn't seem angry anymore.]

SAIZOU & CHARLOTTE: And I'll never go back!

[Kisaragi and Sophie walk out of their room together.]

KISARAGI & SOPHIE: To the not-having-sex ways of the past!