Happier Holidays From CO2: ‘How CO2 helps to make your Christmas holiday just a bit merrier!’

Forget Christmas Cheer, it’s End Times!? Scientists: ‘Here’s How Earth Could Really End’ — Cite ‘global warming’ as ‘the biggest threat of all!’ — ‘Global warming’: ‘Scientists call this the biggest threat of all. Extreme weather, increased droughts, redistribution of diseases, submerged low-lying areas … future generations might live on a very nasty planet.’

GLOBAL WARMING ON ICE: ‘It appears that Santa Claus, his reindeer and all the elves got a present they’ll be quite happy with. Al Gore got another well-deserved lump of coal in his stocking’

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Related Christmas items some new, some old:

Greens Stump for a Treeless Christmas – Recommend ‘a storm-felled branch’ instead: ‘The Sierra Club, in its publication Sierra Magazine, recommends that people look for “a storm-felled branch, or a piece of driftwood” to decorate in their homes, instead of the traditional Christmas tree.’

Build-A-Climate-Scare: Kids told Christmas may be canceled this year due to Global Warming

Christmas Crackers! ‘There was a man called Viner- He really was a whiner – Snow’s a thing of the past- Cut your CO2 fast- All except for China’

Meteorologist Joe Bastardi does climate spoof of ‘night before Christmas’ – ”Twas the week before Christmas, when all through the news, There were reports of record cold, so many were confused. Told global warming is why we should care, And that the point of no return would soon be here.’

Greenpeace ‘Santa’ Threatens to ‘Cancel Christmas’ Due to Global Warming — ‘The video features a deeply depressed, creepy-looking Santa who claims that “melting ice” at the North Pole will force him to “cancel Christmas” unless world leaders act to stop global warming.’

CNN mocks Greenpeace’s ‘Save Santa’s Home’ video

‘Where will Santa live?’ The worst kind of ugly climate propaganda: David Suzuki targets kids at Christmas in the name of climate change

Flashback: Warmist Prof. Joel Rogers urges: ‘Tell your kids They are killing Santa Claus!’ — ‘Santa Clause is about to drown’ due to warming

Flashback: Kids urged to ‘stop Santa’s runway melting’ — ‘Children [urged] to make an eco-pledge – or else risk receiving no Christmas presents’

Shame on You Senator! U.S. Sen. Robert Menendez warns of doom for Santa! Sen. writes letter to Santa: ‘You may have to move from North Pole due to dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice’ — ‘There is probably nothing we can do in time to save the North Pole we need to do all we can to save Christmas’

Global warming TV series urges kids to ‘stop Santa’s runway melting’ — Urges ‘children to make an eco-pledge – or else risk receiving no Christmas presents’

Senator’s unscientific rant exposed: ‘Where Will Santa Launch From?’ see Current Arctic ice image

Santa Responds! Santa replies to Senator Menendez: ‘I feel you should be aware that some a**hole is signing your name to stupid blog posts’

Shame on You Senator! U.S. Sen. Robert Menendez warns of doom for Santa! Sen. writes letter to Santa: ‘You may have to move from North Pole due to dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice’ — ‘There is probably nothing we can do in time to save the North Pole we need to do all we can to save Christmas’

Global warming TV series urges kids to ‘stop Santa’s runway melting’ — Urges ‘children to make an eco-pledge – or else risk receiving no Christmas presents’

Don’t miss these barking mad Bill McKibben-endorsed Green Christmas Carols: ‘Solar power will never fail you Fa-la…Coal will shrink your genitalia Fa-la…’

Flashback 2004: Global Warming Melts Dreams Of A UK White Christmas: The UK govt released a new climate analysis alleging white Christmases will be just a memory unless global warming is halted’

Flashback 2011: Global Warming Hates A White Christmas: Climate Progress: ‘The primary effect of global warming on winter is, well, warmer temperatures — making white Christmases less likely’

Merry Christmas! Reindeer threatened by global warming, oil drilling?

Spoof? ‘Christmas is turkey genocide day’: ‘Everything that is wrong with humanity…is summed up in Christmas’ –‘Wouldn’t Condom Day be better than Christmas Day, to remind the fecund hordes to prevent impregnation at all costs?’

Global warming TV series urges kids to ‘stop Santa’s runway melting’ — Urges ‘children to make an eco-pledge – or else risk receiving no Christmas presents’

Early Christmas Gift! Copenhagan climate change alliance crumbling

Video: ‘It’s A Climategate Christmas’