I tell ya what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead.

Ever fancied having a watch of the scary gangster movie in Home Alone titled Angels with Filthy Souls? Maybe the sequel, Angels with Even Filthier Souls, which featured in Home Alone 2 seems like a better option - but, I mean, when are sequels a better option?

Well, you'll be shocked to find out that you can't actually get either of them to watch because they don't exist. Wouldn't really be Christmas without destroying someone's happiness now, would it?

Actor Seth Rogen shattered our festive tradition into little pieces (but we'll forgive him because he's a fucking legend) when he tweeted yesterday - yep, Christmas Day. Brutal.

My entire childhood, I thought the old timey movie that Kevin watches in Home Alone (Angels With Filthy Souls) was actually an old movie.

- Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) December 25, 2018

And people couldn't quite believe their eyes. One said: "I'm gonna give you til the count of 3 to take this back!"

Another added: "I googled it yesterday and found out it was a made up movie for the movie. Shocked me to my very core."

And a third commented: "You've shook tens of thousands with this information - including me."

But our favourite of them all:

I was right now Years old as I learned this while watching Home alone and wearing Merv gloves pic.twitter.com/ZPMeGnjDR3

- Ashley Doust (@akdoust) December 26, 2018

If you don't remember the scene, which is pretty unlikely, I'll remind you. So, after being left home alone (yep, innovative title award goes to the creators of Home Alone), Kevin McCallister found a videotape of Angels with Filthy Souls and decided to give it a whirl - exactly what we won't be doing.

It's the perfect set up for anyone: comfy chair, film on and a huge bowl of ice cream in hand. Kev had it all figured out as he watched a gangster called Johnny being all gangster-y.

Johnny is sat behind his desk when 'Snakes' walks in - he's been sent by Acey, the head gangster (obvs) - and is there to collect money.

But instead Johnny really ramped up the mafia-esque ante when he whipped out a Tommy gun and forgot how to count. Gangsters for you.

One, two, ten.

Featured Image Credit: Home Alone/20th Century Fox