0:03 - 0:07 Narrator: Congratulations! You have watched 9 villain orientation videos and you're still here!

0:08 - 0:11 At this point you should be dead or without money.

0:11 - 0:15 However, all your perseverance and efforts are about to be rewarded!

0:15 - 0:21 In this last orientation video we'll reveal the biggest secret to be an ideal villain!

0:21 - 0:26 A secret so effective that in comparison all the previous videos are nonsensical fillers!

0:26 - 0:29 The secret to be a great and lethal villain like Demencia,

0:29 - 0:31 Not like Black Hat because that's impossible,

0:31 - 0:34 and definitely better than Flug!

0:34 - 0:37 Flug: Hey listen you! That's is enough, you'll regret it!

0:37 - 0:42 Narrator: If you want to take the big step, change people's perceptions from semi-scared to maybe die,

0:42 - 0:46 and become a professional villain, no, MORE than professional

0:46 - 0:50 the secret to become an absolute villain iiiss...

0:50 - 0:53 Becoming a member of Black Hat Org!

0:53 - 0:58 That is the solution! It's very easy and quick so bring your friends

0:59 - 1:04 And get ready to receive the benefits that the membership of our evil organization will give you

1:04 - 1:08 with the evil guide and for aspirants of BH Org.

1:08 - 1:13 And now, a message of our leader of the organization, Master Black Hat!

1:14 - 1:19 Girly af voice: Warm greetings. It fills me with happiness and joy giving you a warm welcome

1:19 - 1:23 to this video for aspirants of BH Org.

1:23 - 1:27 Our doors are always open to hug new members and give them gentle and generous treatment

1:27 - 1:31 that from the beginning will make them feel part of our happy family.

1:32 - 1:36 Narrator: And if the words of Master Black Hat didn't convince you, maybe Flug's ramblings will.

1:36 - 1:38 Presenting, Flug.

1:38 - 1:40 Flug: You know what, forewarned is forearmed.

1:41 - 1:44 Narrator: No, not carbo refrigeration! I hate you

1:44 - 1:46 Flug: Haha! I know.

[narrator screaming in the background]

1:46 - 1:54 Flug: Welcome, aspirants of BH Org. I'm happy to communicate the benefits of being a member of our infamous organization.

1:54 - 1:59 From secret reunions with human sacrifices to discount coupons and a dry cleaner service

1:59 - 2:01 specialized in capes and outfits with spikes.

2:01 - 2:08 But being a member of BH Org has even more benefits and to explore them we'll analyze one of our junior members.

2:08 - 2:12 The Delightful Children better known as The Delightful Children from down the lane

2:12 - 2:16 These five delightful and well-mannered kids that move and talk in almost perfect synchrony

2:16 - 2:20 come from a fine lineage of BH Org members

2:20 - 2:23 So it is expected that they continue their legacy of villainy.

2:23 - 2:28 Luckily and despite their short age their behavior is like a high-ranked villain's

2:28 - 2:32 An act written in the rule #532 and that every aspirant villain of the organization should know

2:32 - 2:36 A high-ranked villain does not enter direct combat unless the situation requires it.

2:37 - 2:41 When using subordinates they avoid getting their hands dirty and most importantly,

2:41 - 2:44 they show their enemy superiority and power

2:44 - 2:47 A villain with these characteristics reflects a complex evil structure.

2:47 - 2:50 The kid's family and I share a taste and admiration for order and evil,

2:50 - 2:53 something that other villains are missing!

2:53 - 2:57 Dem: At least I don't use my birthday date to enter Cambot's configuration

2:57 - 2:58 Flug: NO WAIT DEMENCIA

2:59 - 3:04 Dem, imitating Flug's voice: I'm a nerd that uses a lab coat and a bag on my head!

3:04 - 3:07 I wish I was as awesome and intelligent as Demencia!

3:07 - 3:11 Dem: I have the solution for you, Flug!

3:17 - 3:25 Flug: One of the benefits of being a member of the organization is the capability of buying vast amounts of robots and machinery

3:25 - 3:30 created by the brilliant and cool Dr Flug, that is c'est moi, the director of the scientific department of the organization.

3:30 - 3:37 Their dad uses this benefit a lot to buy products, machinery and highly lethal mechanisms to give them to his kids as gifts.

3:37 - 3:42 You don't know how many orders we got from Father ordering new gifts for his adorable children.

3:43 - 3:48 Acquiring with these one of my best designs, the powerful and amazing destructive machine.

3:48 - 3:51 Uy I did really well with that machine.

3:51 - 3:56 And more machinery of destruction which was very useful against their archenemies.

4:00 - 4:02 The famous sector V composed by:

4:03 - 4:07 Miguelon, Memo Gonzales, Kuki Kiut, Güero Torres and Abigail Olivera

4:07 - 4:11 better known as number 1,2,3,4 and 5 respectively.

4:11 - 4:16 The KND belong to an universal organization that fights against the tyranny of the adults

4:16 - 4:19 and that always gives The Delightful Children from down the lane trouble.

4:19 - 4:23 They have frustrated their plans many times, especially on their birthdays,

4:23 - 4:26 an event that happens 5 times a year.

4:26 - 4:29 And for which they use another one of the benefits of being a member of the organization

4:29 - 4:31 which is fine confectionery.

4:32 - 4:34 It's the most solicited service.

4:34 - 4:40 Father ordered his kid's birthday cake all the time, and he always ordered it extra delicious to torture other kids

4:40 - 4:43 making them watch The Delightful Children while ate!

4:44 - 4:49 BH: What a HUGE stupidity! I know better ways to traumatize children.

4:51 - 4:58 Flug: Nevertheless, orders like a giant robot and a delicious cake, once delivered they are no longer responsibility of BH Org.

4:59 - 5:02 Because in truth those cakes have gone through a LOT.

5:02 - 5:08 They were destroyed into millions of pieces, they were ruined by a girl with anger issues

5:08 - 5:13 and to top it off they were pooped on by chickens!

5:14 - 5:18 505 made the majority of those cakes and always with a LOT of love you know?

5:18 - 5:20 You have ruined enough!

5:20 - 5:28 To stop The Delightful Children from ruining our services, I have installed a security measure in the cake!

5:28 - 5:36 One of the many benefits of being member of BH Org, like the personalized consultancy for villains, useful to avoid headaches.

5:36 - 5:41 This can be imparted by me, Demencia, or the boss of bosses!

5:41 - 5:46 BH: I told Benedict myself that if the kids want that cake so badly,

5:46 - 5:50 why not make them part of that diabetic coma...

5:50 - 5:53 Flug: I repeat, BH Org is not responsible of your stupidity.

5:54 - 5:59 Ah look at that, 505 has just finished the new cake that Father ordered for a birthday,

6:00 - 6:04 what a great opportunity for you to observe the benefits of being a member of BH Org live.

6:04 - 6:06 Let's go Cambot! [whistles]

6:08 - 6:11 Wait here 505, when you see the kids give them their cake.

6:24 - 6:26 1: Well well, what do we have here.

6:26 - 6:31 3: Aww how cute! Who's a baby?? You are, you are!

6:32 - 6:36 1: Hey chubby bear, down with the cake or I'll get violent!

6:39 - 6:43 That easy? Hey how cool! Kids let's go!

6:44 - 6:45 3: Byee!

6:45 - 6:50 Flug: It's done with your great great great grandmother's recipe and improved with bitumen, and-

6:50 - 6:53 ahm, 505? Where's the cake?

6:56 - 7:00 Those weren't the right kids, 505 these are!

7:01 - 7:07 The KND always have an ace up the sleeve, but those dumb artifacts are literally built by kids

7:07 - 7:12 and can't compare with BH Org's technology.

7:19 - 7:25 Robotic voice: Pinhata, impenetrable piñata that neutralizes humans when they take possession of it.

7:25 - 7:28 1: KND to your- AH don't crush me or I won't continue the cartoon!

7:29 - 7:35 Flug: The Pinhata, with which the KND are going to have a good time, was designed to hold valuable treasures.

7:35 - 7:40 Let's say it has the 'supreme of chocolomo' or a pair of 'taxco jewels'.

7:40 - 7:43 The Pinhata will protect it inside until it is destroyed.

7:43 - 7:49 This is an exclusive product for the members of BH Org, buut but this is only one of the-

7:50 - 7:55 Has it been 5 minutes already? Well let's see if our friend has learned his lesson.

7:57 - 8:00 Are you going to get to work or do you want to be the trophy of an ugly and gelatinous alien?

8:00 - 8:02 Narrator: L-let me recover my sight to read the script

8:02 - 8:04 Flug: You don't need it to present...

8:04 - 8:08 Other minor but not less lethal benefits of BH Org.

8:08 - 8:13 Narrator: T-that's right! Only the members of BH Org have the right to be called supervillains!

8:13 - 8:16 And with the opportunity of being member of the number 1 evil network of the multiverse,

8:16 - 8:21 you also have the opportunity to enjoy exclusive benefits for members of BH Org!

8:21 - 8:27 But if you don't believe me because of the fact that I'm humiliated and blinded, hear it from the mouths of a few of our members!

8:27 - 8:30 Dark Phantom: Thanks to the benefits of BH Org, I don't have to move a single finger.

8:30 - 8:33 Bonnivet: They helped me enslave civilizations.

8:33 - 8:36 Mawrasite: Almost total control of my parasite- AHH!

8:36 - 8:40 Mayor: The city of Townsville is all mine.

8:40 - 8:44 ???????

8:44 - 8:46 Josele: Make a species go extinct.

8:46 - 8:50 Narrator: Only a fool would resist! So become a member today!

8:50 - 8:55 You only need a superior network of subordinates, your soul, Klopman's diamons and the heart of a princess in a rustic chest .

8:55 - 9:03 Become a member NOW! And receive these exclusive articles as gifts from Dr Flug's basement with a value of $14.00!

9:03 - 9:08 Dem: Black Hat's members not only have these toys from the crybaby [Flug], they also have access to my exclusive...

9:08 - 9:14 Demencia Tips! If you want to defeat a bunch of primary kids, what you have to do with them is...

9:14 - 9:20 Play with fire! Or play 'the floor is lava'. Or you can give them balloons...

9:20 - 9:22 To eat them later.

9:22 - 9:25 Flug: Do you know that all your Demencia tips are the same?

9:25 - 9:27 Dem: AND DO YOU KNOW THAT ALL YOUR INVENTIONS ARE-

9:28 - 9:31 Flug: Let's sum up some of the benefits of becoming a member of our organization.

9:31 - 9:37 Attend to secret reunions with human sacrifices, mortal machinery and fine confectionery.

9:37 - 9:41 Remember, you can obtain this and many more for being a member of BH Org.

9:41 - 9:47 Going back to The Delightful Children, they've shown us that only being a member of the organization doesn't make you less dumb.

9:47 - 9:52 Despite having all the benefits from BH Org, their incompetence is their doom.

9:57 - 10:04 However, we guarantee the fulfillment of all the hired services and that's something I have to make sure of right now...

10:09 - 10:13 Flug: We kept our word. We recovered your cake without a scratch, thank you for your purchase.

10:16 - 10:20 Ahh I forgot, if you want your cake back, only

10:20 - 10:25 Hit it, hit it, hit it, Don't lose your aim, Because if you lose it, You lose the way!

//it's the piñata song butchered in english

10:27 - 10:31 Narrator: As we know, all these benefits are extremely persuasive and convincing,

10:31 - 10:34 like the hand of our founder is gentle and affectionate,

10:34 - 10:38 we know that we'll soon see you in immense lines of satisfied members

10:38 - 10:42 So welcome, future member of BH Org! And get ready to live an eternity of-

10:42 - 10:43 Dem: SUFFERING!

10:43 - 10:45 Narrator: Prosperity and gratification!

10:45 - 10:54 Upon seeing this video, you accept to be contacted through any means of verbal communication, written, digital, physical or interdimensional to offer you our memberships until you accept it or the day of the trial arrives, whatever comes first.

10:54 - 10:56 WELCOME TO BH ORG!

11:06 - 11:11 1: We have been attacked by this tin-opener, and the reports say that it doesn't belong to any adult in the database.

11:11 - 11:16 Right now number 26- I mean 26 is analyzing the remains that we recovered.

11:16 - 11:19 26: Give me a chance, baldy.

11:19 - 11:20 I'm in!

11:25 - 11:26 Achis piachis, are those...

11:26 - 11:33 1: Our adult enemies! And it looks like they got their weapons from whoever made this robot!

11:33 - 11:35 26: Something's happening to the computer!

11:36 - 11:41 Flug: Hello hello, kids next door. I see that you've been busy trying to follow our steps.

11:41 - 11:46 And I present myself before you all to warn you that if you continue meddling in our business

11:46 - 11:50 the fact that you're kids won't be a factor that alters the outcome of our confrontation.

11:53 - 11:57 1: I'm gonna kick them in their ribs! An organization like this shouldn't exist!

11:57 - 11:59 KIDS NEXT DOOR TO YOUR POSI-

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