Sadly, I knew I was getting old when the music on the radio started giving me a headache. I’ve never been much of a pop fan, but I actually heard myself say, “I just don’t get this music.” Don’t worry, I’m making a sign to keep the kids off my lawn so I won’t have to waste so much time yelling. Hmm, there’s probably an app for that.

↓ Transcript BEARD: When I was a teenager I really loved music. It gave me purpose in life. But it probably killed my hearing.



BEARD: But then I got older and listened to music just to hang on to some semblance of my younger self. I didn't really enjoy anymore. Most of the time I couldn't even hear it!



HOBO: And now?

BEARD: Huh? What'd you say?



