WELL this is embarrassing.

As if it wasn't bad enough getting busted for an early-morning romp in the driver's seat of a ute in a restaurant's car park, Rachel Gossett put her foot in it even further.

When police in Loganville, Georgia, arrived at the local Waffle House to respond to reports of a couple having sex in the car park, officers asked the couple to get dressed.

The man complied, but the woman sat surly in the passenger's seat, The Smoking Gunreports.

When she eventually agreed to get dressed, she mistook a cheeseburger for her sandal and tried to put it on like a shoe.

In the arresting officer's own words: "When the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal."

Gossett blew an alcohol reading of .216 and the man, Frank Lucas, was only slightly less inebriated at .154. The legal driving limit is .05.

"Due to their extremely intoxicated state and their fornicating in a business parking lot, they were arrested and transported to Loganville PD for booking," the incident report states.

Go home you two. But return to court on January 16 to face charges or loitering public drunkenness.

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