Are you outgoing, confident & enjoy being taking for a ride? Do ypu enjoy being Demoralized? Or even better walked all over?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!!

Do you get a buzz from introducing & selling crap products?

Do you want to become part of a rapidly failing and shameful company?

Come and join our team at VIP Electronic Cigarettes, with no benefits, and a salary that never gets paid

. * progression opportunities. (If your willing to be spoken down to & Treated like scum! And don't mind working 7 days a week.. Then this is the job for you.

We are seeking a Full-time/Part-time idiots to become part of our team in EDINBURGH,GLASGOW and Basically anywhere we tell you to go.

Your duties & responsibilities will include:

Promoting & selling broken cheap electronic cigarettes to shoppers, conversing with potential vaporized and vapor lounge customers & offering our useless cheap products to suit their needs

Achieve sales targets by selling faulty products & process compliance to achieve a bonus that we wont pay you.

We will however email 60 times daily so you wont be alone or bored!

To be considered for this position you will possess

Previous slave labour experience in a sketchy and unprofessional company!

Clear and concise lying & sales skills

A dirty unkept self presentation, and by that we mean.. Its ok not to wash for weeks! Smell and not cut your finger nails..

pride in your appearance as our brand ambassadors is not that much essential

An engaging fun, personality with the ability to lie and rip of customers.

after all you have a lot of people to fool!

Flexibility to work 7 days a week every weekends with no days off. on a pro rota basis that doesn’t exists.

In return we offer:

A brutal hourly rate

VIP uniform ( A LAB COAT ) LOOL

Hilarious product knowledge from incompetent trainers.

The opportunity to work in a hideous environment whilst building on your experience selling sand to the arabs! (thats only if your good)

but youl have to be! We at VIP PRIDE OURSELFS ON RIPPING OFF OUR CUSTOMERS ( we wont give you receipts!

Cheap broken products wont sell them selfs.

To find out more about this exciting role APPLY NOW!

*Applicants must be aged 18 but fake ID is fine. No previous work experience needed!

Just the ability to lie. Sell rubbish And work without a day off or a thanks!

Job Type: Full-time

Salary: £6.50 /hour

Required experience:

Lying: 1 year

Working over 60 hours a week?: 1 year

Job Type: Full-time

Salary: £6.50 /hour