George Clooney has published a poem, titled “A Prayer For Our Country.” Two can play at that game, George Clooney.


A PRAYER FOR GEORGE CLOONEY

George Clooney

We can all agree it’s too bad

That your face can’t write the poem

Too bad.


George Clooney

Leave the poem writing to William Carlos Williams

Go get a massage from a monkey. Hire a contortionist for a servant

Do your own nails.

“I pray that we can find more that unites us than divides us”

That’s what you wrote in your poem

George Clooney

Shitty hack line overall.

“I pray for all of our children,” you wrote

Well do you know I pray for?

I pray that I can one day get a refund for my ticket to Money Monster

Starring George Clooney

Sit in a golden bath tub

Serviced by a thousand high priced hookers

Sky dive out of a private plane. Do whatever you want

Besides poems.


“And when I pray, I kneel”

That’s your poem’s last line.

Extremely powerful

Just playing. Sound like a shitty rejected DNC fundraising email

God bless America

You’re a bad poet George Clooney

Leave the writing to ugly people

You were also a corny Batman.


Amen.