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Azan from 90 day fiance finds out Nicole is coming to Morocco

00:00 - 00:03 Sir Azan, we have news on Nickle- I mean Nicole

00:04 - 00:05 Bitches be tripping

00:05 - 00:07 She is nearly in Morocco

00:08 - 00:12 We have thrown twinkies on the path to slow her down

00:12 - 00:15 Yet her mother keeps enabling her advance

00:17 - 00:19 Send a fake rejection letter.

00:19 - 00:21 I already registered I already registered [email protected]

00:24 - 00:26 Azan

00:27 - 00:28 She knows of the K3

00:31 - 00:33 She has already bought a wedding dress

00:34 - 00:36 The image haunts me

00:53 - 00:58 Is there any man willing to romance her away from me, come forward now and reveal yourself

01:13 - 01:15 HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!

01:15 - 01:17 I GAVE HER THE NUMBER FOR A TAROT READER, NOT A LAWYER

01:18 - 01:23 I AM A MUSLIM! PORK IS HARAM, HOW CAN I SEX HER?

01:25 - 01:28 I thought she'd have a heart attack by now.

01:29 - 01:31 Stupidity must keep you healthy

01:31 - 01:34 HOW WILL I EXPLAIN TO MY SIDE BITCHES?

01:34 - 01:37 THIS IS THE WORST RELATIONSHIP I HAVE BEEN IN

01:37 - 01:40 AND I WAS MOLESTED BY MY UNCLE

01:40 - 01:42 She is greasy, and hard to get a hold of. Our assassination failed.

01:42 - 01:46 Get the mother! She is the source of her power

01:46 - 01:48 We tried, but her husband killed our agents

01:48 - 01:52 This is the last time I hire on Craigslist

01:53 - 01:54 She's in the air man!

01:56 - 01:57 When she gets here will consume me for nutrients

01:57 - 02:00 THE MOROCCAN POLICE CAN'T STOP HER

02:00 - 02:03 I HAVE SEEN HER FIGHT FIRST HAND

02:04 - 02:08 HER GRAVITATIONAL PULL ALONE - THINK!

02:08 - 02:13 SO HELP ME GOD I WOULD JUMP INTO THE OCEAN TO ESCAPE HER, BUT SHE CAN FLOAT LIKE A WHALE

02:14 - 02:16 THERE IS NO SAFE HARBOUR

02:17 - 02:21 ROBALEE WOULD PROBABLY RENT HER A BOAT ANYWAY

02:27 - 02:29 But alas, we saw this day coming

02:30 - 02:34 But I will rage, rage against the dying of the light

02:34 - 02:36 I will not go softly into that sweet night

02:41 - 02:42 Do you know what she will do?

02:43 - 02:47 SHE WANTS TO TRY ANAL, AND NOT ON HERSELF

02:48 - 02:53 IMAGINE HER COMING AT ME WITH A STRAP ON

02:54 - 02:56 LIKE AN ELEPHANT HAVING A SEIZURE

02:56 - 02:59 SHE HAS SENT ME NUDES BEFORE, I COULD NOT TELL UP OR DOWN

03:00 - 03:02 SHE LOOKED LIKE A MELTED BRATZ DOLL

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK, we can still leak those recordings. There is hope.

03:14 - 03:16 All I wanted to do was harvest the American dollar

03:19 - 03:23 But at what cost?

03:25 - 03:26 My sanity.

03:31 - 03:33 I am used to $500 per month now.

03:40 - 03:46 Do you expect me to get a job? Like a peasant? Like a commoner? Like a joke? I am Azan, harpooner of whales.

03:46 - 03:49 The bigger they are, the harder they fall.