Question Answers Explanation

Have you ever dated or been with an exotic dancer? Yes

No

Maybe As far as I know or recall from how I was informed.

Do you think that masturbation is an acceptable practice? Yes.

No, it is unhealthy.

No, it is against my beliefs.

No, it is both unhealthy and against my beliefs.

Were you born the same gender as you are now? Yes

No

Do you think it is important to be fluent in more than one language? Yes, absolutely.

Yes, if possible.

No, who cares?

No, I expect others to speak my native language.

For people who are in exclusive relationships, is masturbation a form of infidelity? Yes.

No.

Imagine you are having sex with a partner, who begins to give you specific instructions on how to best provide satisfaction. Assuming there is no danger, would you follow these instructions? No. That would be the end of that encounter.

No. I'd continue doing it my way.

Yes, but I would be offended.

Yes. I'd be greatful for the communication.

Drinking and driving can be kind of cool. True

False

Do you consider yourself sexually open minded? Yes

No

Do you believe in dinosaurs? Yes

No

Do you practice Hinduism? Yes

No

Do you feel that having sex with someone you have known less than one year would be too soon? Yes.

No.

Are you going to run away as soon as it is commitment time? Yes

No

Can people of color be racist? Yes.

No.

Do you generally finish all of the food on your plate? Yes.

No. Or until I feel full.

Would you read a book just for fun? Yeah, I like to read.

What, me read if I don't have to?

If I have nothing better to do.

Does the idea of childbirth disgust you? Yes

No

Do you believe that courteous behavior, such as saying "thank you" or holding a door, is important even when the other person involved does not deserve it? Yes

No

Astronomy or astrology? Astronomy.

Astrology.

Do you feel that animals are more important than humans? Yes

No

Would you be comfortable masturbating in front of a partner? Yes.

No.

I don't masturbate. Only upon private, in person request from a woman.

Do you enjoy outdoor activities such as camping, hiking or fishing? Yes

No

Would you watch a porno movie with your ideal match? Yes

No Upon request.

Which do you prefer in a significant other, generally speaking? Dominance/Aggression

Submission/Shyness

A little of both, depending on the situation

Do you enjoy exercise? Yes

No

Do you like reading tabloids? Yes.

No. Meh; only the fronts of them if caught my eye.

Do you freak out when you get a little upset? (i.e scream, yell and cry) Yes

No

Only when no one is around

Only when someone is around

Is it wrong to watch pornographic films if you're in a relationship? Yes

No

Are sex and intimacy the same thing? Yes

No

Do you care whether or not humanity survives beyond your own lifetime? Yes. I hope it does.

Yes. I hope it does not.

No.

Are you a virgin? Yes

No

Do you tend to blow off your responsibilities? Yes

No

Are geeks sexy? Yes

No

If a date were to give you a gift, which would you rather receive? Flowers.

A box of chocolates.

A carton of cigarettes.

A creative item made by them.

Do you loathe or tremendously dislike most of the people you encounter? Yes

No

Imagine that one week prior to your birthday, you receive a package from a friend. It is clearly labeled, "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Do you wait as instructed before opening it? Yes.

No.

Do you try to draw attention to your body by wearing seductive clothing? Yes

No I'm not sure.

Do you subscribe to polytheistic beliefs? Yes.

No.

Would it ever be okay to break up with someone by email or text? Yes.

No.

Do you generally smile at little kids who cross your path? Yes

No

Only if no one is looking

Do you have time for a committed relationship in your life at this point? Yes, absolutely

Probably not

No

Do you find that extremely intelligent people are intimidating? Yes.

No.

If you knew with certainty that you could go to a wonderful afterlife and everything would be fantastic, would you kill yourself? Yes.

No.

I'm not sure.

Do you believe that there exists a statistical correlation between race and intelligence? Yes

No

Which of the following broad gender descriptions are you most attracted to? Femininity.

Masculinity.

Androgeny.

No preference.

As an adult, have you ever been single for more than a year straight? Yes

No

Do you say 'Thank you' to wait staff when served in a restaurant? Always.

Most of the time.

Occasionally.

Never.

Would you be willing to engage in mutual masturbation with someone? You would be pleasing yourself and watching them do the same, but no touching each other. Yes.

No. Only with a woman.

Do you spend more money on clothes or food? Clothes

Food

Are you squeamish about sharing food or beverages with the person you're dating? Yes

No

Only at first

Did you join OkCupid just so you could find people to have sex with? Yes

No

Are some sex acts with consenting adults inherently wrong or immoral? Assume no unusual risk of injury. Yes

No

Someone has deep feelings for you. Might you abuse this love purely for sex? Yes

No

Are you the type of person to tell a homeless person to get a job? Yes

No

Imagine that your partner has a horrible accident and is left in a coma and on life support. The odds of improvement are nil. Your partner's living will states that life support should be removed in this scenario. Which would you do? Remove the life support immediately.

Follow proper procedures to get it removed.

Walk away and let others decide.

Fight to keep partner alive.

Sexually explicit art or song lyrics should be Embraced as an art form

Accepted as free expression

Censored to protect society

Have you ever participated in a high school or college marching band? Yes.

No.

Both.

Would you ever seriously date someone twice your age? Yes

No

Do wild places such as mountains, rivers and forests call out to you? Yes.

No.

Do you think people living in rural areas are more ignorant, on average, than city folks? Yes

No

What would you do if your partner reveals to you that she/he was raped in the past? Freak out, grow apart, and eventually leave them

Sympathize and make the relationship grow stronger

Ask them to stop living in the past

Thank them for sharing the secret

Have you made fun of anyone recently, knowing that it probably upset them? Yes

No

Would you ever engage in a sexual activity you didn't enjoy, just because your partner did? Yes

No

Would you date someone who has genital herpes? Yes

No

If you saw a really fantastic magic trick performed, would you want to know the secret behind how it was done? Yes.

No.

Do overweight people annoy you? Yes

No

Would you ever consider cutting a partner (who asked for it) in sexual play? Yes

Maybe

No

How important is it for you to give expensive gifts on a regular basis when in a relationship? Very important.

Somewhat important.

Not at all important.

You are more likely to have an orgasm via Intercourse

Oral sex

Masturbation

Sheer force of will

BDSM: Without looking it up, do you know exactly what it stands for? Yes

No

Would it bother you if someone you were dating let a dog lick their face? Yes.

No.

Would you prefer to have one true love forever, or lots of fun and meaningful relationships? One true love

Lots of relationships

Do you like the taste of blood? Yes

No

If you borrowed a car with a handicapped plate/tag/sticker, but you were not handicapped, would you take advantage and park in a designated handicapped spot? Yes.

No.

Is making fun of someone for being thin any different from making fun of someone for being fat? Yes.

No.

Imagine your first face-to-face meeting with someone you met online has just gone well, but lacked the spark of your prior online contact. Would you want a second meeting? Yes.

No.

Only if they suggested it. I prefer to meet in person Immedtately or ASAP.

Could you date someone who used anti-depressants? Yes

No

Which of the following would you most expect to determine from a first date? Sexual compatibility.

Emotional compatibility.

Spiritual compatibility.

Financial compatibility.

When you're not in a serious relationship, what do you prefer? Dating multiple people at once

Dating one person at a time

I only have serious relationships; I don't 'date'

You are unloading the dishwasher. You remove an item that seems entirely clean, except for one long hair caked to the surface of it. What do you do? Wash the item by hand.

Put the item back in the dishwasher.

Scrape the hair off and put the item away.

Leave the hair there and put the item away.

Have you ever written a screenplay or stage play? Yes, both.

No, neither.

Screenplay only.

Stage play only.

Your cell phone rings while you are having a conversation with a friend. You: Take the call.

Ignore the call.

See who's calling and decide if you'll answer.

I don't have a cell phone.

Can overweight people still be sexy? Always

Yes

No

Right this minute, how clean is your main personal bathroom, (say the one you use every morning when you wake up in your own bed)? Spotless, shiny, germ-free, clean clean clean.

Clean-ish but could use a quick touch-up.

Not awful, but it could use a good cleaning.

Disgusting! even I cringe when I have to use it!

How many pictures of family and friends do you carry with you in your purse or wallet? 10 or more.

1 to 10.

None.

I don't carry a wallet or purse.

Would you date someone who kept a gun in the house? Yes

No

Do most politicians really want to make the world a better place? Yes

No

Do you believe you have the right to forbid your significant other anything? Yes.

No.

Are you careful with your money? Yes

No

Are you annoyed by people who are super logical? Yes

No I would get annoyed only if they boast about it a lot.

What is worse, being poor or alone? Poor

Alone

I talk about my previous relationships: All the time

Occasionally

Almost never, unless explicitly asked about them.

Never, even if explicitly asked about them.

Are you allergic to cats? No

Slightly, but that doesn't keep us apart.

Yes, but anti-histamines solve that problem.

Yes. I keep my distance from them.

No means NO! Always. Period.

Mostly, occasionally it's really a Yes in disguise

A No is just a Yes that needs a little convincing!

Never, they all want me. They just don't know it.

Are military uniforms a turn on? Yes

No

I wear one to work

Do you currently grow any of your own food? Yes.

No.

How many books do you own? Less than 5

5-25

25-50

50+

Would you date someone who states up front that they will never be willing to go dancing? Yes.

No.

On weekends / days off, do you like to get out and make the most of the day, or do you prefer to sleep late and relax? Get up and do something

Sleep late and relax

It varies

Watching cartoons as an adult is...? Pathetic

Cool

I don't care either way / Not sure

Are you smarter than all your friends? Yes

No I am not sure, and I do not know Everything.

Is it possible for someone to really be 'too nice'? Yes.

No.

How many times would a person have to turn you down before you took the hint? Just the once.

I like to try a few times just to make sure.

After the 10th time I call it quits.

I'm relentless! Tell Me Direct and Loud.

If someone intentionally damaged your property, would you be more likely to call the police, or to fight them? Call the police

Fight them But hesitant; f***ing hate the Jerkops.

Which of the following do you consider to be the best explanation for the existence of human life on Earth? Humans evolved from other species.

Humans were created by a higher power.

Humans were brought to Earth from the stars.

I'm not sure.

Would you be willing to date someone with ADD (attention deficit disorder)? Yes

No

I don't know

Did you ever take a class in school just because you heard the person you liked was taking it? Yes

No

If it comes to having children, would you prefer to adopt or to be one of the biological parents? I would rather be one of the biological parents.

I would rather adopt.

Either would be equally fine.

Neither - I'd prefer to not have children at all.

If you don't do anything at all for an entire day, how does that make you feel? Good

Bad

Should only those who pay taxes be allowed to vote? Yes.

No.

Voting power should be proportional to taxes paid.

I'm not sure.

Which of the following "solutions" do you think would provide the biggest reduction in crime rates? More and better trained police

More and better armed civilians

More and better implemented social programs

More severe punishment for convicted criminals

What's more important to you? Your world

Your country

Would you be comfortable being poor for the rest of your life? Yes

No

How often do you forget plans, meetings, things to do...the garbage, etc? Never

Quite Often

Once in a while

While shopping at a superstore (e.g. Wal-Mart, Target, etc.), if you change your mind about buying something you've picked up, do you walk back to where you found it to put it back? Yes

No

Would you consider dating someone who does not know how to read? Yes.

No.

Could you date someone who was really quiet? Yes

No

Do you usually wash your hands before every meal? Yes

No

Imagine you are given $1,000,000 and told you must give it to one of the following political causes. Where do you donate the money? Right to free speech.

Right to bear arms.

Pro-choice causes.

Anti-abortion causes.

If you turn a left-handed glove inside out, it fits... On my left hand

On my right hand

Have you ever had sex with a person within the first hour of meeting them? Yes.

No.

How do you eat your cupcake? Always start with frosting

Always starts with the cake

I don't have a consistent way of eating a cupcake

Do you believe that money can buy happiness? Yes.

No.

Would you dump someone simply because they weren't good at sex? Yes

No

Imagine that it's your first date with someone you are very interested in. Which of the following works best for you? I'd meet them at a mutually decided location.

I'd have them pick me up at my place.

I'd pick them up at their place.

It doesn't matter.

What volume level do you usually prefer when listening to music? Loud or louder.

Somewhere in the middle.

Soft and in the background.

I prefer to not listen to music.

A bird has built a nest on your house or garage. Do you knock it down? Yes, I'm scared of birds

Yes, for some other reason or no reason at all

No, what's the big deal?

No, and I hang a feeder 20 feet away

Do you usually feel the need to shower or bathe after having sex? Yes.

No.

I've never had sex.

You stop to pick up a newspaper and notice that the coin-operated dispenser was not completely closed. No one is around so you have the opportunity to take a paper without paying. Which of the following would you do? Pay for a paper and close the dispenser.

Steal a paper and close the dispenser.

Steal a paper and leave the dispenser open.

Steal all of the remaining papers.

STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to... 89457

98547

89754

89547

Upon leaving a store, you realize you were not charged for an expensive item. Which would you do? Go back and offer to pay.

Nothing, it was their mistake.

Attempt to return the item for a full cash refund.

Has anyone ever pressured you to marry them and failed? Yes.

No. No proprosal ever.

In your ideal sexual encounter, do you take control, or do they? I take control

They take control

Should the recipient give back an engagement ring if the engagement is broken off? Yes.

No.

Only if the recipient initiates the break up.

How often should your significant other buy you gifts, jewelry, or other things more expensive than, say, dinner, cards, or flowers? Very frequently.

From time to time.

On special occasions (birthdays, Christmas, etc.).

Never.

Parlez-vous français? Yes

No

What?

Oui, je fais

If you had the opportunity to join the first manned mission to Mars but in exchange would never see earth again, would you do it? Of course, let's bring mankind to glory.

Yes, there is nothing here that holds me.

No, I'm not interested in space.

No, I'd miss my life/my family/my planet too much

Would you be happy raising the kids while your spouse worked? Yes

No

How do you feel about kids? Kids are precious - they love me and I love them!

They're okay, but keep the unruly ones at bay.

God, how revolting. *shudder*

I'm indifferent.

Which of the following types of toys did you generally like best when you were about eight years old? Creative / building toys.

Action figures, dolls, or model vehicles.

Stuffed animals.

Balls, frisbees, or other sporting goods.

Would the fact that a partner insisted you were perfect (had no faults) and refused to acknowledge your shortcomings, bother you? Yes

No NOBODY IS EVER PERFECT.

You're in bed, spooning behind your partner. Where would your hand(s) most likely be? Partner's stomach.

Partner's genitalia.

Partner's chest / breast / heart.

I don't spoon - I only fork.

Your significant other is traveling and has the opportunity to stay with a good friend that you know they find to be very attractive. What's your stance on the situation? It would be totally unacceptable.

It might be ok, but I'd want to discuss it first.

It's fine - I don't see any problem.

It sounds sexy - Hopefully they'll hook up.

Do you believe that heterosexual pornography is degrading to women? Yes.

No.

Some is - Some isn't.

I'm not sure.

If a blind date used a coupon while paying for dinner, how would you feel? Negative. That's tacky/cheap.

Positive. Very sensible.

I don't care either way.

Do you have a problem with racist jokes? Yes

No

Does it bother you when people sing the wrong words to a popular song? Yes.

No.

How much do you procrastinate? Lots

Some

Not so much

Never

Are you more of a fast or careful talker? Fast

Careful

Have you ever used a fake ID to do or acquire something you were legally barred from as a result of your age? Yes

No

Would you rather be the one to search out your match on OkCupid or have your match find you? I'd prefer to do the searching.

I'd prefer that someone find me.

How do you feel about putting children on leashes? I do not approve of this.

I approve of this.

I might approve under special circumstances.

I could not care less.

Do you feel a need to own the most up-to-date electronic gadgets? Always.

Sometimes.

Never.

Do you like to argue? Yes

No

What's worse on a first date? No physical attraction

Nothing to talk about

Which of the following would you rather discuss with someone you just met? Musical preferences.

Political beliefs.

Philosophical beliefs.

Sports.

Do you like to watch the Olympic Games? Yes, as much as possible.

No, they do not interest me.

I only watch certain events.

I only watch athletes from my country.

Do you examine the nutritional information for the food you buy in stores? Always.

Sometimes.

Never.

When you are at the movies with your date or your friends, how much talking does it take to make you upset? No talking allowed upon the start of the film

Talking during and usually about the trailers

Little comments during the movie.

Constant chatter, to you, others, or a cell phone

Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react? Sure, no problem.

Not thrilled, but go ahead.

No way.

Do you attempt to conserve water, energy or other resources during your everyday life? Yes, almost always

Sometimes

No, I don't care

No, it's my right to waste as much as I want

You come home and discover that somebody's broken into your house, and they're still inside. You... Find the handiest weapon and confront them

Call the police and let them handle it

Spy on them from up the street, see where they go

Hurry to a neighbor's and get their help.

Do you feel the urge to correct people who say stupid things? Yes

No

Sometimes

Do you enjoy watching educational programming on television? Yes, often.

Yes, on occasion.

No, never.

Imagine on your birthday you receive three books. One is a religious text. One is a scientific text. One is a novel. Without knowing anything more about the topics or authors, which do you think you would enjoy the most? The religious text.

The scientific text.

The novel.

I don't think I would enjoy any of them.

Do you stop to enjoy simple things in nature? Often.

Sometimes.

Rarely.

Never.

Have you ever traded a lover sexual favors for something you wanted? Yes.

No.

Which biological parent should have legal decision-making power in abortion decisions? The mother.

The father.

Both.

Neither.

Are some of your best friends people you met or know online? Yes

No Having met In Person.

Do you read the news most days? Yes

No

Does fashion matter to you? A lot

A little

Not at all

Is a welfare system a good idea? Or does taxing for it just take money away from hard-working people who earned it? Welfare is mostly good

Welfare is mostly bad

If your partner needed lovemaking to always be gentle, would you be fine with this? Yes.

No.

Is love overrated? Yes, absolutely.

Yes, a bit.

No, it's fine.

No, it's underrated.

Do you think that western medicine is better than alternative medicine (such as chiropractic, massage, naturopathy, herbology)? Yes

No, they are both valid.

No, Western medicine is too invasive

I don't know

Ideally, what portion of your total hobbies and other recreational activities would you like to share as common with a partner? All.

None.

Up to one-half.

More than one-half.

Would you consider dating someone who generally does not eat vegetables? Yes.

No.

Which method do you most often use to acquire products from stores? I usually pay with cash.

I usually pay with a check or debit card.

I usually pay with credit or a credit card.

I usually steal products rather than pay for them.

When you're alone, do you talk to yourself out loud? Yes, always.

Yes, sometimes.

Yes, but only rarely.

No, never.

Would you ever picket a business that you do not approve of? Yes.

No.

Do you like to dance? Yes

No

Karaoke? Absolutely!

I haven't, but I might try it.

I'd be too embarrassed.

No way! How could that be any fun?

How often do you (or would you) call in sick to work or school when you are not actually ill? Never.

Once, twice, or three times per year.

Four to ten times per year.

More than ten times per year.

Which superpower would you rather have? Flight

Invisibility

Is there any genre of music that you completely refuse to listen to? Yes.

No.

I don't listen to music.

Do you play any musical instruments? Yes

No

You've been chatting with someone and are hitting it off. They e-mail you nude pictures of themselves. What's your reaction? Very negative

Sort of negative

Sort of positive

Very positive, maybe even send nudes back

Could you date someone who loved you with all their heart, and whom you liked a lot, but who was terrible in bed? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

Would you be willing to lie on a job resume or application if you thought it would get you the job and you were sure you wouldn't get caught? Yes.

No.

Have you ever asked a stranger if you could have a cigarette? Yes.

No.

How does your maturity level compare with most people your age? I'm more mature

I'm average

I'm less mature

Do you mock religion? Yes, openly

Yes, to myself/with friends

No

Do you dress up for Halloween almost every year? Yes.

No.

Does your culture/ethnicity/race play a large role in your identity? It plays a crucial part in who I am

It's interesting, but not really

Who I am is completely independent of my heritage

I'm adopted

What's your relationship with marijuana? I smoke regularly.

I smoke occasionally.

I smoked in the past, but no longer.

Never.

How familiar are you with the methods OkCupid uses to match people? Very familiar.

Somewhat familiar.

Not familiar.

Do you ever get inspired to make something creative for no reason in particular? Very Often

Rarely / Never

Sometimes

The first time you have stayed over with a new Lover, how would you like them to wake you up? With tea and toast

With a Champagne cocktail

With words

With oral sex

Were you born in the United States? Yes

No

Movies are best enjoyed... ...in the theater, with friends.

...on DVD, with extra scenes.

...on television, with commercials.

...not at all. I don't like movies.

Which word describes you better? Private

Social

In an ideal world, who would get the highest priority in your life? My parents.

My children.

My significant other.

Myself. My Family and my closest ones.

Are politics interesting? Yes

No

Sometimes

Have you ever donated your money or your time to a political campaign or political organization? Yes

No

Which size bed do you prefer? Twin (Single).

Full (Double).

Queen.

King or larger.

Are you familiar with the concept of 'sexuality continuum'? Yes - I basically agree with it.

Yes - I basically disagree with it.

No - I am not familiar with this idea.

Do superficial people, who place a high emphasis on physical appearance, annoy you? Yes

No

Sometimes

If someone murdered a close friend of yours, would you hope for the death penalty? Yes.

No.

I'm not sure. Devastate their Soul for Destroying Mine from Emotional Tortures!

Do you prefer? Slim Men/Women

Average Men/Women

Fuller Figured Men/Women

I Don't Care/Not Fussy

How organized are the files on your computer? Very - Many Folders and Subfolders

Somewhat - I can find most things

Scattered - Everything thrown together

Which best describes the extent of your knowledge in terms of breadth and depth? I have very deep knowledge of a narrow area.

I know a little about almost everything.

I know a lot about a lot.

I am basically stupid. But I do not know Everything; nobody knows Everything, nor are "perfect".

Are you generally able to forgive and forget? Yes.

No.

It really depends on the circumstances.

I can forgive, but I never forget.

Are you an insomniac? Yes

No

Occasionally

Orgasms are clearly the most important part of sex. I agree.

I disagree. The journey there is most enjoyable.

Are you too embarrassed to sing along to the radio in the car when there's someone with you? Yes.

No.

It depends on who is with me.

How often do you find yourself holding back your knowledge of a subject because of how it might affect your image? Very often.

Sometimes.

Rarely.

Never.

Do you like to listen to audiobooks? Yes.

No.

I've never tried them.

Do you believe your country would be more or less safe if every adult owned a gun? More safe

Less safe

Neither / unsure

Rivalry! Red Sox or Yankees? Sox!

Yanks!

Both suck.

Baseball sucks. Can't I choose "Both are good for all I know "?

A first date has gone relatively well so far. You discover that your date has absolutely no awareness of any significant current affairs from the last month. How might this make you feel? Disappointed.

Indifferent.

Pleased.

How often do you find yourself becoming annoyed because other people just don't seem to understand the obvious? All of the time.

Frequently.

Once in a while.

Never. People on the internet don't understand me at all; they hardly gave me an in-person chance.

When you see a heterosexual couple, what do you think if the female is taller? They look wrong together.

I actually like it that way.

Interesting, but it really doesn't matter.

Who cares?

Would it bother you if your partner kept pictures of previous partner(s)? Yes.

No.

Imagine while on a first date, your date brings up a controversial political issue that you feel strongly about. Before you can respond, they apologize and try to change the subject without revealing anything about their opinion. Which would you do? Give my opinion anyway.

Try to find out their opinion.

Both of the above.

Go along with the subject change.

People consider me to be 'a loner'. True - Everyone thinks this of me.

It's probable that many think this of me.

It's possible that a few may think this of me.

False - Nobody would ever think this of me.

Have you ever tried Yoga? Yes

No

Do you believe in God? Yes

No

Are you an adventurous eater? Do you like to try new foods and ethnic cuisines? Yes, all the time.

Yes, if it's not too strange.

On rare occasions/I don't know.

No, yuck.

Which pubic hair style do you prefer for a partner? Natural.

Neatly trimmed.

Completely shaven.

It doesn't matter.

If an acquaintance mentioned something negative about a person you just met who otherwise seemed nice, how open would you be to give the person you just met a chance? Very open.

Somewhat open, I'd be very cautious.

There would be no chance for this person.

What is the worst personality trait someone can have? Arrogance

Being boring

Immaturity

No sense of humor

Most claims of sexual harassment in the workplace are LIES made up by a scorned woman. True

False

I don't know

Imagine you are on a first date and accidentally discover your date is packing condoms. Which would be closest to your reaction? I'd tease them about it.

I'd acknowledge it, but politely.

I'd pretend I didn't see it.

I'd end the date.

In a relationship, who do you prefer to be taller? I like to be taller.

I like my partner to be taller.

I like us to be about the same height.

It doesn't matter to me.

Let's say you ask your partner a question and know with certainty that their answer is a lie, what do you do about it? Ignore it.

Discreetly probe for more information.

Call them out and see where it goes.

Terminate the relationship, effective immediately.

What size party would you prefer to attend? Just a few close friends.

5-20 people.

20-100 people.

More than 100 people.

How long would you have to talk to someone online before you felt comfortable to meet? I'd meet right away if their profile were cool

A few days

A few weeks

A few months [or never]

Could you date someone who has strong political opinions that are the exact opposite of yours? Yes

No

Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value? Logical / Mathematical

Social / Interpersonal

Visual / Spatial / Artistic

Do you enjoy chatting on the phone with your friends? Yes

No

How does the idea of being slapped hard in the face during sex make you feel? Horrified

Aroused

Nostalgic

Indifferent

Would you do something outrageous, stupid or adventurous simply because it would make a good story to tell later? (Assume there would be no serious consequences to your actions.) Yes, whenever possible.

Yes, but nothing too crazy.

Maybe, depends on what and who with.

No, and please don't run with scissors.

Would you consider roleplaying out a rape fantasy with partner who asked you to? Yes.

No.

Which would you prefer your ideal match to be more into? Sports

Books

Music

Movies

How often were you picked on by other kids your age when you were growing up? Very often.

Sometimes.

Rarely.

Never.

Pick the lowest of the following distances between you and a partner that would satisfy your personal definition of a "long-distance relationship". 10 miles (16 km).

50 miles (80 km).

100 miles (160 km).

300 miles (480 km) or more.

In a relationship, how important is it for you to be in control? Very important.

Somewhat important.

Not at all important.

Have you ever quit a job without giving at least a week notice? Yes

No

If you had to pick one of the following locations for a first date, which would be most appealing? An amusement park.

A restaraunt.

A bar or lounge.

A city, state, or national park.

How often do you read before going to sleep? Always.

Frequently.

Rarely.

Never.

How much would you enjoy hosting a big, crazy party? A lot

Not that much

Not at all

Imagine you are in a serious long-term relationship and have decided it is best to break it off. Just before you can tell your partner, he or she gives you the following news: "I have been diagnosed with cancer and probably only have one year to live." I'd still break it off as planned.

I'd stay with my partner and never mention it.

I'd reconsider, but eventually discuss it.

If asked, would you share the password to your email account with a significant other? Yes.

No.

Have you ever been a member of an organization like Girl Scouts, Girl Guides, Boy Scouts, or Campfire? Yes

No

You walk out of your home first thing in the morning, late for work and in a serious hurry because you greatly enjoy your job and don't want to lose it. At the same time, a bird with a broken wing is struggling in some bushes nearby. What do you do? Keep moving - sorry bird, I gotta roll.

Stop and do what you can to help.

Kill it - put it out of its misery.

Keep moving, but feel bad about it.

Who are you more worried about disappointing? God

My family or friends

Myself

I don't worry about such things

Could you imagine yourself killing someone? Yes

No

Roughly how many books have you read in the past year? Less than five

Between five and fifteen

Between sixteen and fifty

Fifty or more

Do you think most people are lonely? Yes

No

Do you enjoy meaningless sex? Yes

No

If it were legal to do so where you live, would you smoke marijuana? Yes.

No.

When I go out to eat, I go to a large chain restaurant: Exclusively

Sometimes

Once in a while

Never

Are you physically strong? Yes, very

Average

No, not really

How important are your political beliefs to you? Very important

Somewhat important

A little important

Not at all important

Does violence ever solve anything? Yes, everything

No, violence solves nothing

Most of the time

Almost never, but sometimes

Are you a beer snob? Yes

No

Not usually, but some beers I won't touch.

I don't drink.

Do you care about other people's suffering? Yes, solidarity is important

No, everyone has their own responsibility

It depends on the kind of suffering

About how long do you want your next relationship to last? One night

A few months to a year

Several years

The rest of my life

Do you think men who are sitting down should stand up when a woman comes to the table/enters the room? Yes / Usually

No / Not usually

How much do you go "clubbing" (out dancing in bars)? Lots

Sometimes

Rarely

Never

Would you consider dating someone who had spent considerable time in a mental health facility? (i.e. mental hospital/institution.) Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

Which olfactory strategy would you prefer a partner take when on a date with you? Perfume / aftershave / cologne.

Antiperspirant or subtle deodorant only.

Clean and natural.

Sweatiness is Godliness.

If someone you barely knew asked you how many people you'd had sex with, would you answer? Yes

No

Which is the smallest amount of money you would stop to pick up if you saw it laying in the street? Penny

Nickel

Dime

A quarter or more.

Has anyone ever written you a romantic poem? Yes

No

Are you ready to settle down and get married right now? Absolutely.

No way.

Get married yes, settle down no.

Get married no, settle down yes.

Does it bother you when people say "PIN number" or "ATM machine"? Yes!

Well, a little

Nope, but I see why you're asking

Why would it?

Do you write down important dates and appointments on a calendar? Yes

No

Occasionally

Do you (or would you) like to go hunting? Yes

No

How often do you have trouble sleeping at night? Always.

Frequently.

Rarely.

Never.

When having sex, do you like to have your hair pulled? Yes, and hard!

Yes, but gently.

No way.

Don't know / Not sure.

Do you often feel victimized by people you consider friends? Yes, often.

Once in a while.

No, never.

Have you ever seen your bestfriend naked? Yes

No

If you discovered a spider on the wall in your bedroom, which would you do? Ignore it.

Kill it.

Catch it and put it outside.

Find someone else to deal with it.

Do you usually wear cologne or perfume? Yes

No

Do you like wild parties? Yes

No

Would you rather play Scrabble, go out dancing, or get drunk? Scrabble

Dancing

Booze

Have you ever talked your way out of a traffic ticket? Yes.

No.

If a partner asked you to have sex in a sex shop booth with others watching, would you? Yes.

No.

Maybe.

Would you like to receive pain during sex? Yes, lots and lots

Yes, some

No

If you were to die, would whoever goes through your personal belongings be shocked by what they find? Yes.

No.

Maybe a little bit.

Would you terminate a pregnancy if the baby was going to be mentally disabled? Yes

No

It depends on the severity

Should burning your country's flag be illegal? Yes

No

What do you think about people who watch movies purely for the point of making fun of them? That's so much fun!

That sounds pretty lame.

I don't do it but I suppose it could be fun.

I hate that. If you don't like it, don't watch it!

Would you consider dating a vegetarian or vegan? Yes

No

Only if they don't push their diet on me

How important is it for you to make physical contact when showing affection for someone? Very important.

Somewhat important.

Not important.

Do you believe that it is possible to experience romantic love for more than one person at a time without loving one less because of your love for the other? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

If you were to get married, would you want your partner to change his or her last name to yours? Yes.

No.

I would want them to make their own decision.

Would you ever consider a relationship where you would take on an exclusive sexual role as master or slave? Yes, as the master only.

Yes, as the slave only.

Yes, as the master or the slave.

No.

Would it bother you if a date made gender-biased remarks? Yes.

No.

Only if they were inaccurate.

Would you go out with a smoker? Yes

Yes, but only an occasional/social smoker

No

When it comes to travel, which do you prefer, trains, planes, or automobiles? Trains.

Planes.

Automobiles.

I don't have a favorite.

Do you bring up STD results/risk factors before you start fooling around? No, not usually

Only when I suspect there might be risk involved

Not always, but I always use condoms/barriers

Always.

Do you keep a budget (of your finances)? Yes

No

Sometimes

Which are you MORE of? Talented

Hardworking

Do you litter? Often

Rarely

Never

Would you prefer to drive a car with a manual shift or an automatic transmission? Manual.

Automatic.

It depends on the car or on the situation.

It makes no difference to me.

If you could have brilliant skill at something, would you prefer: something practical?

something fun?

Typically, what kind of fan are you at sporting events? I sit quietly and enjoy the game.

I cheer loudly to rally my team and fans.

I yell obsenities at the other team and fans.

I'm not a sports fan.

In terms of sex, how experienced would your ideal mate be (with people other than you)? Innocent (Virgin)

Slightly Experienced

Moderately Experienced

Very Experienced

Have you ever lived outside the country of your citizenship for a single period that exceeds three months? Yes.

No.

Would you be interested in visiting an Intelligent-Design theme park, where dinosaurs and humans are portrayed as having coexisted? Yes.

No.

Do you believe in an afterlife/life after death/resurrection? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

You and a friend take out a board game, and you realize that the pieces are missing. How do you feel about substituting with things like small cookies, toys, coins, etc.? Let's play!

As long as they aren't messy / indistinguishable.

No. We need to recover / purchase the real pieces.

I wouldn't even be playing board games.

How important is it to be able to 'agree to disagree'? Very important.

Somewhat important.

Not important.

Is it possible to love someone you don't even like? Yes

No

Death is: A biological phenomenon.

A spiritual progression.

Just a fact of life.

We won't know until we die & then still might not.

You get married. Five years later, you realize it was a mistake. Discussion and counseling haven't made a difference. You just don't love your partner anymore. He/she still loves you. You decide to: Keep trying. Marriage means commitment.

Get a divorce. It'll be better for both of you.

Would you develop a new hobby/cultivate a new interest just to have something in common with your partner? Sure, it's good to do stuff together

No, we should maintain our own identities

Maybe, but only if it seemed cool

Are you better looking than most people? Yes

No

Are you a member of the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA)? No

No, but sounds interesting.

Yes

Do you listen to podcasts? Yes, frequently.

Yes, once in a while.

No.

Is it logically inconsistent to support the death penalty but oppose abortion? Yes.

No.

Are you a "regular" at any bar, coffee shop or restaurant? Yes.

No.

Do you ever spit on the ground, in public? Yes

No

Which of these most closely matches your definition of "Honesty"? Telling the complete truth.

Not telling any lies.

Not being misleading.

None of the above are close.

You are offered a choice of free training in Martial Arts or Cooking. Which do you take? Martial Arts

Cooking

What is your opinion of sarcasm? I like it or love it.

It's okay.

Sarcasm is formulaic and lame.

Have you ever taken free furniture somebody else left at the side of the road for use in your home? Yes.

No.

How spicy do you like your spicy food? I like it extremely spicy.

I like it hot.

I like it a little spicy.

I prefer it be mild.

Which of the following learning approaches would you prefer? Doing and figuring it out myself.

Watching someone else do it.

Listening to someone explain how it's done.

Reading about how it should be done.

Imagine that you and your partner cannot agree on the choice of music. If you were driving and your partner a passenger, how should the music be chosen? I would play the music I like.

I would allow my partner to choose the music.

We should take turns choosing the music.

It would be best to keep the stereo off.

Would being in the same room with a couple of friends who are having sex bother you? Yes.

No. Depends

Should convicted child molesters have to put up signs in their yards saying what they did? Yes.

No.

When in a relationship, what importance do you place upon celebrating weekly or monthly anniversaries? High.

Moderate.

Low.

None.

Do you have a hard time feeling happy when people around you are sad or upset? Yes

Sometimes

No

Choose the better romantic activity: Kissing in Paris

Kissing in a tent, in the woods

Do you enjoy Rap/Hip-Hop?

No

Some

Are you more horny or more lonely? Horny

Lonely

When riding a bicycle, do you wear a helmet? Yes, all the time

Yes, some of the time

Rarely or never

I don't ride bicycles

Do you enjoy gardening? Yes.

No.

I'm not sure.

If a partner would not respond to your emotional needs unless you made them known verbally, would you have a problem with this? Yes.

No.

Do you often find yourself worrying about things that you have no control over? Yes

No

Would you consider dating someone who is already involved in an open or polyamorous relationship? Yes.

No.

Would you rather live in the big city or a small town? Big city

Small town

Can you name your two closest neighbours? Yes.

No.

Are you likely to make long, friendly conversation with strangers? Yes

No

Do you have a favorite sports team that you really like to follow? Yes

No

Which would you rather be? Normal

Weird

Do you find glasses on the opposite sex attractive? Yes

No

No Preference

Which would you rather master? art

science

The fastest way to piss me off is to... disagree with a strong opinion of mine

ignore me

interrupt me

indicate you dislike my friends

Do you own a record player? Yes

No

Do you enjoy finding out what makes things work the way they do? I'm an information sponge

Sometimes

As long as it works, who cares why?

Which of the following types of video games do you like most? Role playing or strategy games.

Sports or action games.

Card or puzzle games.

I dislike all of the above video game types. Action games to be more specific; sports games vary to me (motion control on Playstation or Wii are good).

Would you date someone you weren't crazy about if they took you on cool dates? Yes

No But I would be honest of lack of interest, or give a chance for better decision (obese doesn't count).

Do you put more weight in science or faith? Science

Faith

Equally in both

Is there a such thing as having had too many sex partners? Yes

No

Have you ever written short fiction, other than for school assignments? No.

I've tried, but never finished a story.

I've finished at least one short story.

I've written many short stories.

Do you iron your own clothes? Yes

No

Regardless of where you grew up or now live, which of the following best describes the way you see yourself at heart? I am an urban or city person.

I am a suburbanite.

I am small town or country person.

If you were dating somebody that you met online, would you be reluctant to tell your friends? Yes, I would be reluctant.

No, not at all.

A little, but I would be honest with them. I would not tell ANYONE else ON THE INTERNET OR ONLINE (Damn Trolls and Bullies; the Rage Comics Troll Face offends me very much).

Do you like to burn incense in your home? Yes.

No.

I've never burnt incense in my home before.

Do you feel that you're usually at least one step ahead of most people you talk to? Yes

No

Do you feel like you're still hurting from something that happened to you a long time ago? Yes

No

Have you ever recited a poem that you did not write to someone as a means of expressing your mood or feelings? Yes.

No.

Is exposure to sexuality damaging to the minds of children? Yes

No

Would you date someone who was currently in a relationship, knowing that you would "be a secret?" Sure, why not?

Depends on the person.

Absolutely NOT.

When you hear the name Dylan what is the first to come to mind? Bob Dylan

Dylan Thomas

90210

Something or someone else / Nothing

Do you write poetry? Yes

No

What would you do if one of your favorite shirts lost a button? Have the button replaced.

Wear the shirt without the button.

Trash the shirt.

Give the shirt to those less fortunate.

When you are angry or frustrated, do you ever throw, smash, kick, hit inanimate objects (non-living things)? Yes, frequently

Sometimes

Used to, but not any more

Never

Should prostitution be legal? Yes, absolutely

Yes, only if it were regulated

I don't think so

ABSOLUTELY NOT Desperate times call for desperate measures; I feel pity for those that are so poor that they have to.

Do you believe in ghosts? Yes

No

How do you feel about genetically modified foods? Fully approve

Hesitant / more controls needed

Opposed

No opinion/ don't know

Should speech be... Completely free

Have some censorship

Be very censored

Only say what the dictator wants! The exception being hate campaigns fabricated by Internet Trolls, Cyber-Bullies and corrupted police people (a.k.a. Jerkops).

How important to you is a potential match's sense of humor? Very important.

Somewhat important.

Not important.

Are some human lives worth more than others? Yes

No

On a global scale, which do you believe provides the greater hindrance to world peace and unity? Economics.

Religion.

Which type of wine would you prefer to drink outside of a meal, such as for leisure? White (such as Chardonnay, Riesling).

Red (such as Merlot, Cabernet, Shiraz).

Rosé (such as White Zinfindel).

I don't drink wine.

Would you consider having an open relationship (i.e., one where you can see other people)? Yes

No Only if we needed a break from each other for a while.

If after years of being with a partner, you found out that they could not have children and would not be willing to adopt, would you want to stay with them? Yes.

No.

I'm not sure.

Do you believe that some people can see a person's soul, just by staring into their eyes for a few moments? Yes

No Anything is possible.

Do you think that wealthy nations have a responsibility to assist developing nations? Yes.

No.

If someone asked you, "What's the worst thing you've ever done?" would you know the answer right away? Yes

No

When birds stand on power lines and don't get hurt, it's most likely because of: Good timing; they only land between calls

Body materials that are insulated from current

Not touching anything else at the same time

They do get hurt; they just express it poorly

Are you really into Anime (Japanese Animation) movies? Yes

No

What portion of your friends are citizens of a country other than your own? All or most.

Many.

One, two or a few.

None.

How good is your singing voice? Really awesome, actually

Very good

Okay

Crappy

Do you believe that the global flood (Noah's ark) actually happened? Yes.

No.

Could you date someone who already has children from a previous relationship? Yes

No

Which word describes you better? Carefree

Intense

Do you like hickies? Yes

No

Would you allow your partner to kiss you after performing oral sex on you? Allow? I enjoy it.

Yes.

No.

It depends.

Imagine you have a significant other who reveals they have a video of a sexual encounter from a prior relationship and offers to show it to you. Would you want to see it? Yes.

No.

Which do you prefer? Shower

Bath

It depends / Don't make me choose!

When sick, do you prefer the company of others or to be left alone? I prefer company.

I prefer to be left alone.

Someone offers to give you $100 if you *don't* vote in the next national election. (for example, the US President) Do you take the money? Yes

No

Could you date a person who had a large imperfection (ex: mole, birthmark, etc.)? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

How often do you masturbate? Once a day or more

A few times a week

A few times a month

A few times a year or less

How willing are you to meet someone from OkCupid in person? Totally willing!

Hesitant, but I'd certainly consider it.

I'm not interested in meeting in person. Must meet ASAP or Immediately

It's your first date with someone you recently met. At the end she/he says "I think I love you." Scary

Sweet

Have you ever yelled at the TV while watching sports? Yes.

No.

Do you store any of your physical possessions alphabetically? Yes.

No.

Would you get upset if your girlfriend/boyfriend flirted in front of you? Yes

No

Have you ever fired a real gun? For this question, pellet/BB/Nerf/paintball weapons do not qualify. If so, which most closely describes the deadliest type you have fired? No.

Rifle / carbine / pistol / shotgun.

Machine gun / fully automatic / assault weapon.

Tank gun / naval gun / anti-tank / other cannon.

Would you consider having a serious relationship with an active porn star? Yes.

No.

Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color / racial background? Yes

No

Could you marry someone for a reason other than love (e.g. money, citizenship, sex, fame)? Yes

No

Not sure / maybe

Could you have respect for someone after having sex with them on the first meeting/date? Yes.

No.

Maybe, depending upon the circumstances.

Does your partner have to be an active reader? Yes

No

Breast implants? more cool than pathetic

more pathetic than cool It's their body. [After Chris came out as transgender, he edited this answer to add:] And I want to increase mine to a C-Cup anyway.

How often do you tweet? All the time

Sometimes

Rarely

Never

Would you consider dating someone who is in the process of getting divorced? Yes.

No.

If you were really, really drunk, which of the following would you be more likely to do? Kiss someone.

Hit someone.

Complain to someone.

I'm not sure / I've never been really drunk.

Have you ever tracked someone down just to apologize for something that you did years before? Yes.

No.

"Your a bitch!" The profanity

The grammar

They both bother me equally

Neither one bothers me

Consciousness is... Biological - Brain, senses.

Spiritual - Soul, heart, spirit.

A good topic for debate; my answer is too long.

A big, scary word.

Do people tend to turn to you for answers pertaining to subjects you know little about? Yes.

No.

If your own toothbrush was not available, would you feel comfortable using a partner's toothbrush? Yes.

No.

It depends on which partner.

How long do your romantic relationships usually last? 0-6 months

6-12 months

12+ months

I've never been in a relationship I am not sure.

Do you have a photographic memory? Yes

No

Do you use the word "ain't" in everyday conversation? Yes

No

Do you find that arguing with your significant other is arousing to you? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

Which of these is wrong? The cat's out of the bag.

The cat's feet are out of the bag.

All the cat's are out of the bag.

None of them! They're all correct!

A friend has become homeless. Would you let them stay with you until they are back on their feet? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

If you dislike your food in a restaurant, do you typically send it back? Yes

No

If you were in a coma with little chance of recovery what would you like your significant other to do? Pull the plug immediately, I don't want to linger

Pull the plug after 2-4 months, gives them time

Don't pull the plug at all, a chance is a chance.

I'm not sure . . .

Which would you rather choose: peace on Earth or loads of money? Peace on Earth

Loads of money Total peace around earth is impossible.

When it comes to music, do you have a strong preference for male or female vocals? Yes - male vocals.

Yes - female vocals.

No, not really.

I prefer instrumental or non-vocal-driven music.

Do you own any sexy underwear? Yes.

No.

Of these four educational subject areas, which is your favorite? Language

Mathematics

Science

History

Straight women who kiss or fondle each other in clubs in the hopes of attracting men are... Incredibly hot!

Just having some girlish fun.

Profoundly annoying.

Does it bother you when people are late? Yes, always.

No, never.

Sometimes, it depends upon the circumstances.

Can you run a mile without stopping? Yes

No

Yes - And More

Do you prefer to pursue a potential partner, or for them to pursue you? I'd rather pursue.

I'd rather be pursued.

I prefer a little of both.

Which do you own more of? Books.

Movies.

Music.

Games.

Do you have a strong sense of self? Yes, I am quite certain of who I am.

No, I'm still searching for my identity.

I'm on the verge of finding myself.

No, I have no clue who I am, I'm an empty shell.

Would you consider dating a law enforcement officer? Yes.

No. I F***ING LOATHE THE DAMN JERKOPS!!!!!!!

Ivan P Pavlov (1849-1936) won a Nobel Prize for his work in Psychology - Classical Conditioning

Physiology - Digestion

Pavlov never won a Nobel Prize

I don't know / I've never heard of him

Do you think you have ESP at all? Yes

No A little at least

Do you consider astrology to be a legitimate science? Yes.

No.

Would you date someone who is allergic to animal fur (e.g. cat, dog)? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

Would you be friends with, or date, a nudist? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

Only if they were attractive

What's your deal with harder drugs (stuff beyond pot)? I do drugs regularly.

I do drugs occasionally.

I've done drugs in the past, but no longer.

I never do drugs.

Would you need to sleep with someone before you considered marrying them? Yes

No Would we feel comfortable that way in the longer run?

Who is worse? A person in a committed relationship who cheats on their partner or a single person who leads someone in a relationship to cheat? The person who cheats on their partner.

The single person who leads someone to cheat.

They are equally bad.

Neither is bad.

Which is bigger? The earth

The sun

Assume you have a homosexual friend who is the same gender as you. Would it bother you if they hugged you? Yes.

No.

Only if I thought the hug was more than friendly.

How much influence or control do your parents have over your life? I am my own person.

I consider their opinion but go my own way.

I almost always do what my parents think is best.

I always do what my parents say.

How much do other people's opinions of you influence your decisions? A lot

Some

Very little

Not at all

Have you ever been to prison? Yes

No

Just to visit / I was working Wrongfully; I was found innocent, but the one overnight in the cell was emotionally scarring. The charge was minor and was dropped.

Do you ever not feel like having sex because you feel too unattractive or too unappealing? Yes, frequently.

Yes, sometimes.

Yes, but only rarely.

No, never.

Would you consider sleeping with someone on the first date? Yes

No

If your partner were to provide you with a meal, which would you appreciate more? My partner cooking my favorite meal.

My partner taking me to my favorite restaurant.

Neither - I would appreciate both equally.

Would you let your children under 13 watch movies with full nudity? Yes

No

Can you cook? Yes, I'm a culinary genius.

Yes, with a cook book.

No, but I try.

No, there's always fast food.

As long as you both agreed that nobody else would ever see the video, would you let a partner film the two of you having sex? Yes.

No.

Maybe, depending upon the partner.

Have you ever written something on the wall of a public toilet? Yes

No

Imagine that you have to move somewhere far away. You'll need to pack all of your stuff and take it with you. All your things could fit nicely inside... a couple of suitcases.

a car.

a big moving truck.

the Black Sea.

Have you ever "regifted" a gift you didn't like? Yes.

No.

Would you date someone who has cold-sores (oral herpes)? Yes.

No.

Are you a collector of things? Yes, I have many collections.

Yes, I have some collections.

Yes, I have one collection.

No, I do not collect anything.

How much do you like to be tickled during sex? Tickle me until I cry. It really turns me on.

I like being tickled during sex.

I do not like being tickled during sex.

I don't like to be tickled, ever.

Do you prefer hardcore or softcore when it comes to your porn? Hard!

Soft!

Both!

I don't like porn

If a trusted partner asked you to submit to them sexually, would you? Assume that this would involve letting them collar you, command you, and have control over you during sex. Yes.

No.

Do you need "alone time" to re-charge after social situations? Yes

No

Your significant other has a hobby that you find boring. They're busy doing whatever it is they like to do, and you're bored. What do you do? Go do something I like, alone

Sit and watch to figure out why they like it.

Sit and watch, resentful.

Bug them for attention.

Are you more concerned about possibility of being killed as a result of a terrorist attack or a traffic accident? Terrorist attack.

Traffic accident.

Neither concerns me at all.

Could you fall in love with someone you have only talked to online? Yes.

No.

Could you date someone who needs a great deal of alone time? Yes.

No.

Have you attended a drag queen/king show? Yes, as a participant.

Yes, in the audience.

No, but I'd like to.

No, and I don't plan to.

What is your opinion concerning strip clubs? I would be there every day of the week if I could.

They can be fun every once and a while.

I do not really have an opinion/never been to one.

They're gross/disgusting/insulting/other.

How long does it usually take for you to decide whether or not you like a new acquaintance? I decide immediately on sight.

It takes a few minutes of conversation.

It takes a few hours of hanging out.

It takes multiple social experiences with them.

If your spouse asked you to get a small discreet matching tattoo with them, would you? Yes, Most Likely

Maybe, I would think about it

No, what if we divorced?

No, I disagree with tatoos

How does the thought of someone masturbating with you in mind make you feel? Shocked

Disgusted

Flattered

Aroused As long as the other person was female.

Do you like to go to museums? Yes, a lot

Yes, a little

No

How would you react if your lover called you by the name of their ex? I'd get mad and/or dump him/her.

I'd pretend I didn't hear.

I'd laugh about it/wouldn't really care.

I'd talk to him/her about it.

Do you like going to poetry readings? Yes

Sometimes

Occasionally / I'd try it

No

How important are academic achievements to you? Very important.

Somewhat important.

Not important.

Other things being equal, would you prefer a job that requires you to be mostly on your feet or mostly sitting down? Mostly on my feet.

Mostly sitting down.

How messy are you? I'm very messy

I'm average

I'm mostly organized

I'm compulsively neat

Is it a requirement that you communicate every day with your significant other (via phone, text, in person, whatever)? Yes, no matter what

Yes, unless otherwise specified

No, it's not necessary

No, I'd prefer not to communicate daily

Do you like coffee? Yes. I need it to function.

Yes, but I can do without it.

No.

You wake up 20 minutes before your alarm is scheduled to go off. What do you do? Get up

Go back to sleep till the alarm goes off

Which would you rather win? A Nobel Prize

A Grammy, Oscar, Tony, or Emmy

A Super Bowl, World Series, or sports championship

The Lottery

Would you consider dating someone who is anonymously rude to people online? Yes.

No.

If you were in your last moments of life after a traffic accident, and someone from another faith was holding your hand attempting to comfort you in your last moments, what would your thoughts be about that? I would take comfort.

I would be offended.

I would be indifferent.

Other thoughts would take precedence.

Do you think the government has the right to regulate the ownership and use of weapons? Yes

Only in extreme cases

No

I'm not sure

Do you talk to and or have conversations with yourself, either outloud or in your head? Yes, outloud

Yes, in my head

Yes, both

No, neither

How important is it to you that your partner smell good? Very damn important

Important-ish

Less important than you think

I just don't care at all

If your partner wanted you to say a specific phrase during sex, would you? Yes, I'd say anything they want me to.

No, I wouldn't.

Maybe, it would depend upon the phrase.

Do you have a dark and morbid sense of humor? Yes

No

Occasionally

Regardless of future plans, what's more interesting to you right now? Sex

Love

Is intoxication ever an acceptable excuse for acting stupid? Yes.

No.

How do you think your sex drive compares to what is typical for other people of your age and gender? My sex drive is higher than average.

My sex drive is about average.

My sex drive is below average.

I'm insatiable.

How many pillows do you sleep with at night? None.

One.

Two.

Three or more.

Let's say you are in line at a grocery store and have many items. The person behind you just has only one or two. Do you offer to let them go ahead of you? Yes. Always.

Yes, unless I am otherwise in a hurry.

No. Never.

When a dog licks your face, what is your reaction? Ugh. Nasty.

Awww..how cute!

I'm Not Sure / Don't care

How often do you keep your promises? Always

Whenever possible

Usually

When convenient

How often do you send greeting cards for holidays and birthdays? Always

Sometimes

Never

How often do you use Facebook? I'm a very active user.

I'm a somewhat active user.

I rarely use it.

I never use it.

Do you like cats? Would you consider owning a cat as a pet? Yes, I would love (or do own) a cat.

I'm not too into them, but I wouldn't mind one.

No, I dislike cats.

I like them, but I'm allergic.

How much do you trust the news media? I believe almost everything.

I trust some sources more than others.

I think most sources have a hidden agenda.

It's all propaganda.

Is it wrong to cultivate or manufacture illegal drugs? Yes, always

No, never

Sometimes

Do you now live in the same city or town as the one which you resided primarily in between the ages of eleven and eighteen? Yes, I live in that same city now.

No, I live in a completely different place.

No, but I live in a nearby city (< 1hr by ground),

Which typically comes first for you? Work

Play

Do you enjoy dark, violent, or disturbing music? Yes

No

When I'm in the mood.

Unsure

Do you have a desire (even if it's secret) to take part in sexual activities involving bondage? Yes

No

Absolutely not.

Do you use hand sanitizer? Yes.

No.

Looking toward the future, which of the following do you see as most important for you in ten years? Being in a good relationship.

Having a good job.

Being wealthy.

Being healthy.

How often do you 'take it out' on other people when you're having a bad day? Always.

Frequently.

Occasionally.

Never.

How important to you is being with family during holidays? Very important.

Somewhat important.

Not important.

I have no family.

Would you be willing to date someone who plays video games almost every day, for at least 2 hours? Yes, I'd be playing with them.

Yes, but I would not play that much.

Yes, but I don't like video games.

No.

Have you ever felt so strongly about a social issue or cause that you have participated in a public demonstration? Yes

No

Politics bore me

Would you be pleased if a partner expressed the desire to be sexually humiliated by you? Yes.

No.

Do you get angry when you lose a game? Usually

Sometimes

Never

How do you feel about women openly displaying tattoos? I Like It

I Don't Mind

I Dislike It

To you, which adjective best describes hopeless, unrequited love? Romantic

Foolish

Creepy

Imagine you have a newborn child whose sex cannot be determined. A risk-free surgery performed immediately could provide normal male or female sexual and reproductive function. Which would you choose? Perform the male surgery.

Perform the female surgery.

Perform the surgery, selecting randomly.

Do not perform the surgery. If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).

When it comes to right and wrong, which of the following do you think has the greatest impact on your belief system? Religion.

Family and/or friends.

Laws.

Self interest.

Do you think you have what it takes to be a successful actor or actress? Yes.

No.

Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship? Someone to come home to

Someone to go out with

Someone for tonight

If you asked for time off of work to see your favorite band and it wasn't granted, would you skip work to see the show anyway? Yes

No

When you're around new people, are you more of a leader, or are you more cooperative? More of a leader

More cooperative

How much do you spend per year for shoes? Less than $100

$101 - $ 500

$501- $1000

More than a $1000

If you were visiting a new city, where would you be most excited to go? Tourist attractions or entertainment venues.

Historically or culturally important places.

Places popular with the locals.

Home.

What is the first definition for the word "composition" that comes to mind? The makeup of a mixture of ingredients

A piece of music

A piece of writing

An arrangement of visual elements

How open are you to trying new things in bed? Very open. I'll try anything once.

I'm open, but I don't get too crazy.

Hesitant, but it might happen.

Not at all.

Would you stay in a relationship if your significant other told you, "I no longer feel that deep love I once felt for you, but I'm willing to stay together until I work through this"? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

I prefer to sleep… Alone

With my partner, but apart (not touching)

Touching my partner

Embracing / cuddling my partner

You're in a new relationship and your partner admits that they have had 14 sexual partners. Does that sound like a lot to you? Yes, and it makes me uncomfortable.

I guess, but It doesn't change how I feel.

That seems like an average number.

No, that's nothing.

Were you in love with the first person you ever slept with? Yes

No

I'm a virgin

How many times do you usually hit the snooze button on your alarm clock? Zero. I get up immediately when the alarm sounds.

One or two times.

Three or more times.

I do not usually use an alarm clock to wake up.

If you could triple your money by investing in a company whose business practices you disapproved of, would you invest? Yes

No

Have you ever gotten back with someone who cheated on you? Yes, people can change.

Yes, but I'll NEVER do it again!

No way.

Never been in that situation.

How frequently do you go out of your way to make others feel appreciated? Way more than average

About average

Less than average / Never

Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Open.

Closed.

It depends.

Is text messaging an acceptable way to ask someone out on a date? Yes, it's a great way.

Yes, but it's pretty lame.

No.

Do people tend to take you seriously, or usually think you're being sarcastic? Serious

Sarcastic Not sure

Might you be annoyed if someone asked you to repeat yourself? Yes.

No.

It depends...

In terms of relationships, which of these is it the most important to find? Someone for whom you would do anything.

Someone who turns you on.

Someone you feel like you've known forever.

Someone with goals similar to yours. Anything I am able to.

Generally, do you enjoy being drunk? Yes

No

I don't know, because I've never been drunk.

What kind of rides do you like at amusement parks? The biggest or most thrilling ones.

The more laid back, smaller, or classic rides.

I like them all, big and small.

I wouldn't bother to do the rides.

In terms of height, how do you compare to others of your sex? I am taller.

I am shorter.

I am about average.

Your significant other is perfectly content with their minimum wage job and has no plans to look for more challenging/better paying work. Is this a problem? Yes, I wouldn't be able to tolerate that.

Somewhat, but it's their life.

No, I don't mind.

Do you believe that men should be the heads of their households? Yes

No

How important is voting to you? Extremely important

Very important

Not so important

Not at all important

Which of the following best describes your typical demeanor? Cheerful! I have a positive outlook.

Meh. I have my ups and downs.

Annoyed. The world sucks.

Have you ever taken a break while at work to "play" with yourself ? Yes

No

Other things being equal, would you be more attracted to an artist or a scientist? Artist

Scientist

Do you like to interpret your own dreams? Yes.

No.

Are you a cat person or a dog person? Cats

Dogs

Both

Neither

Do you like to be the center of attention? Yes, always

Yes, sometimes

Not really, no

How are you most likely to show your partner you care? Words: Tell them how much you appreciate them

Actions: Do something nice (like a date or errand)

Gifts: Buy them flowers, jewelery or a new gadget

Touch: Give them a hug, massage or kiss

Would you say you have... A green thumb

A black thumb

A modicum of success with vegetation

Absolutely no interest in plants

Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex? Yes, why not?

No

Yes, but only with my friend's permission

The person you are dating has a different faith or religion than you. They ask you to go with them to a religious function. Do you go? Yes

No

It depends on what kind of function it is

It depends on what religion it is

How long do you believe people need to be in a relationship before before getting married? At least 2 years

At least 1 year

At least 6 months

Less than 6 months / no requirement

Have you ever brought a stray animal home? Yes.

No.

How often do you read your horoscope? Daily.

Weekly.

Occasionally.

Never.

Do you blush easily? Yes.

No.

If all of the professional sports leagues in the world ceased to exist, would you be upset? Yes.

No.

If you had to choose between spending a weekend hiking and camping or going to Broadway shows with the same friends, which would you choose? Camping.

Broadway.

I would be happy with either.

I would rather stay home.

Do you believe in an energy field that surrounds us that we can manipulate through reiki, acupuncture, chakra balancing, yoga, or some other system? Yes, and I practice one/some of these.

Yes, but I don't practice any of these.

No, but I do practice one/some of these.

No, and I would never practice any of these.

Imagine that your partner does not enjoy performing oral sex and refuses to ever perform it on you. How disappointed would you be? Extremely disappointed.

Somewhat disappointed.

Slightly disappointed.

Not at all disappointed.

Would you radically alter your appearance (hair, clothes, body modifications) for your significant other? Yes

No way!

I'm not sure, it depends...

Imagine you are walking down the street at night and hear a cry for help. Which would you do? Call the police.

Investigate.

Call the police and investigate.

Ignore it.

You see a harmless insect in your living space. It can't bite or make any annoying buzzing or chirping sounds. What do you do? Kill it quickly.

Kill it slowly.

Gently catch it and release it outside.

Leave it alone.

Communism, in concept: Good

Bad

Same as capitalism

No idea / this question doesn't interest me

Are you an Atheist? Yes

No

Is satanism acceptable? Sure

Yes, it seems a bit immature though.

No, it is wrong.

I don't know/care.

Would it be easier for you to make a list of things you want in a relationship or a list of things you want to avoid in a relationship? Things I want.

Things I want to avoid.

Anyone can be financially successful, if only they're willing to try. True

False

If you were offered $5,000,000,000 US dollars to participate right now in a single round of Russian Roulette (1 in 6 chance of immediate death), would you play? Yes.

No.

How often do you make up and sing ditties? Regularly.



Never.

Could you date someone with no long-term goals? Yes

No

Which do you like more? Be honest. Giving massages

Receiving massages

Do you believe in miracles? Yes

No

If political candidates supported marijuana legalization, how would that affect your disposition toward voting for them? I would be more likely to vote for them.

I would be less likely to vote for them.

This would not influence my vote.

How long can you go without sexual release? A day or less.

More than a day, less than a week.

More than a week.

I have never had sexual release.

Do you take pills when you have a headache? Yes

No An aspirin

If you were offered the opportunity to eat human meat prepared any way you like, would you at least try it? Yes

No

Only as a last resort for survival

Do you keep your sexual exploits private? Yes, always.

No, I am an open book.

Sometimes.

Do you ever want to punch people you don't know, right in the face, for superficial reasons (the way they grin, their clothes, their voice, etc.)? Every day

It happens, but not often

Never

If your partner wanted to pay for you, as a couple, to see a professional dominatrix would you go? Yes

No

Someone in an open relationship asks you out on a date. You: Refuse / Aren't interested in open relationships.

Are hesitant, but would consider it.

Accept / Are open to non-monogamous relationships.

Say you've started seeing someone you really like. As far as you're concerned, how long will it take before you have sex? 1-2 dates

3-5 dates

6 or more dates

Only after the wedding I would let soonest sex be up to her, but don't keep me waiting too long.

It's Friday night, 7 PM, and you have no plans for the evening. Which of these are you most likely to do? Stay at home and read a book.

Watch some TV, or go see a movie alone.

Go to a club or bar, and maybe meet someone new.

Call some friends, and find SOMEONE to hang with.

Do you drink milk and juice straight out of the carton and then put it back in the fridge? Yes, I drink it straight from the carton.

Sometimes--if no one else around to see.

Yes. Only because I don't live with anyone else.

Ewww. No, that's gross. I pour it first.

Would you prefer good things happened, or interesting things? Good

Interesting

What do you think of the game of Rugby? A game for savage barbarians

Cool, but not for me..

Can't get enough of it!

I don't know anything about it/I don't care

Which of these is likely to make you more nervous? A promising first date

An important interview

If you had to pick one of the following types of people for a significant other, which would it be? Wholesome

A little on the slutty side

Crazy and colorful

Dark and mysterious

Would you walk up to a stranger and tell them you think they're beautiful? Yes / probably

No / probably not

Have you ever cybered (had cybersex)? Yes

No

When using a computer, at a desk, do you: Sit painfully erect

Have good posture

Slouch a bit

Slump on the desk

If a significant other decided s/he wanted to have or adopt six children with you, would this be okay? Yes.

No.

Possibly, depending on the situation.

Do you recycle? Almost always

Sometimes

Rarely or not at all

How important is money/wealth for you in a match? Very important

Somewhat important

Not important at all I am just getting by.

Love conquers all. True.

False.

Your significant other wants to go to a strip club with a few friends. What are your thoughts on this? I'm completely against it.

I don't like it, but doesn't bother me that much.

No, I'm not against it at all / I'd go with them.

I would be upset, but I'd let them go.

How often do you get angry? Very often

Sometimes

Rarely

Your significant other wants to move every few years, to experience different parts of the country or world. What's your take on that? My bags are packed, let's go.

Eh, as long as it's not too often I guess it's ok.

As long as we're not leaving the country.

I'd prefer to stay put.

Do you ever feel the need to get really drunk? Often

Sometimes

Rarely

Never

How many romantic partners have you lived with? None.

One.

Two or three.

Four or more.

Do you think that a fourteen year old who commits a violent crime should be tried and punished as an adult? Yes.

No.

I'm not sure.

Imagine you're at an art gallery and you see a canvas painted solid red. It is selling for more money than you make in a year. Which of the following would be closest to your reaction? I'd like to know more about its meaning.

The price is outrageous.

I could have painted that myself.

It's really pleasing to look at.

Do you feel comfortable being touched by someone you just met? Yes

No

Not sure / maybe

Are people who believe in the paranormal (IE: Ghosts, Vampires, Aliens, ESP, etc.) all crazy or suffering from some sort of mental disorder/delusion? Yes, and they all need mental help, now.

Yes, but I couldn't care less.

No, but I personally don't believe

No, I'm a very big believer in the paranormal.

Would you consider digging up the grave of a loved one to recover a priceless item that was accidentally buried with them? Yes, I wouldn't hesitate, even if it were illegal.

Yes, but only if it could be done legally.

No, absolutely not.

Are you attracted to dangerous situations? Yes

No Depends.

How important is religion/God in your life? Extremely important

Somewhat important

Not very important

Not at all important

How many live plants do you have in your home? None.

One or two.

Three to nine.

Ten or more.

Do you check to be certain all of the entry doors at your residence are locked before going to sleep? Always.

Never.

Sometimes.

Would you, or did you, go to your 10-year high school reunion? Yes

No, but I wanted to

No It did not happen (F***ing, D***ed Facebook, Ruining Socializing and making Reunions considered outdated and obsolete). ]:(

Which would do more to improve the world? Fewer stupid people

Fewer ugly people

This question upsets me

Could you date someone who was really messy? Yes

No

Have you made special efforts to keep any favorite toys from your childhood? Yes.

No.

Have you ever read Shakespeare, other than for a class? Yes

No

Do you hit the snooze button more than once on a typical morning? Yes

No

Do you believe in some kind of a spiritual, cosmic force outside the realm of most modern religion? Yes

No

Do you see a pattern in the type of people you usually end up in relationships with? Yes.

No.

When looking at a prospective match's profile, which of these do you pay the most attention to? Their favorite books.

Their favorite movies.

Their favorite music.

Their favorite food.

Have you performed any charity work in the last year? (We mean labor, not donating money) Yes

No

If some men are doctors and some doctors are tall, does it follow that some men are tall? Yes

No

Can you write a web site in HTML (without using site building software)? Yes

No

Are you a highly skilled writer? Yes

No

Is it okay for men to wear makeup? Yes

No

Think of when you were a little kid and choose the most appropriate answer. I got in trouble all the time.

I never got in trouble.

I never got in trouble because I never got caught.

Do you believe morality is universal, or relative? Universal

Relative

Do you subscribe to/believe in the philosophies of Ayn Rand? Yes

Absolutely not

I don't care about her philosophies

I don't know what you're talking about

What degree of profanity do you prefer to see when you watch a comedian? The more profane, the better.

Some profanity is ok as long as it isn't extreme.

I prefer clean acts.

It makes no difference so long as it is funny.

Is it ever acceptable to have a sexual relationship with someone who you have professional authority over? Yes.

No.

Could you ever date or associate with a person who was desperately unsure of themselves? yes/probably

no/probably not

unsure/depends on the case

Would you date someone significantly (9 years or over) older than you? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

Have you ever gone skydiving? Yes, and I enjoyed it.

Yes, but I did not like it.

No, but I would like to some day.

No, and I do not want to.

If possible, would you prefer to date someone a lot more attractive than you, or about the same? A lot more attractive

About the same

Do you like the idea of living alone? Yes.

No.

Which is more offensive: book burning or flag burning? book burning

flag burning

Have you ever heard a recording of your own voice? Yes, I liked the sound of it.

Yes, but I did not like the sound of it.

No.

Are you better with numbers or words? Numbers

Words

Both equally

Is it easier to love or to hate? Love

Hate It depends on which of good or bad people you've been more exposed towards, and your own shyness or aggressive response.

Would you consider dating someone twenty years older than you if they were really interesting and looked really good? Yes.

No.

What do you think of reality television? I love it!

It's alright.

I dislike it.

I have no opinion on reality television

Do you make your bed most days? Yes

No

When it comes to gambling, which is closest to your style? Cautious.

Aggressive.

Somewhere in the middle.

I don't gamble.

Do you believe in the power of prayer? Yes

No

You see a police officer. How do you feel? Safe

Nervous I really loathe those corrupted Jerkops!!!

Which is better: sex without sleeping together or sleeping together without sex? Sex

Sleeping

Have you ever changed a diaper? Yes

No, and I wouldn't

No, but I would

Should the death penalty be abolished? Yes

No

On a typical night, what time do you go to sleep? By 9pm

By 11pm

By 1am

Later My internal clock has been out of order for a long while, and would be appreciated towards realignment towards a day schedule.

Do you often make jokes that offend more uptight people? Yes

No

Have you ever had sex with someone you first met online? Yes.

No.

Imagine you and your significant other both have the afternoon off. If you could only choose one of the following activities to do together, which one would it be? See a movie.

Stay in and have sex.

Catch up on chores at home.

Go shopping. Or whatever I felt like.

Could you date someone who has (and acts on) radical-left politics? Yes

No way, you commie

As long as it's non-violent.

Not sure

If while visiting a friend's house, you notice a painting hanging slightly off kilter. Do you adjust it? Yes.

No.

If a poor 20 year-old woman marries a wealthy 40 year-old man, do you assume it's for the money? Yes

No

Do you know how to use a darkroom to develop negatives and prints? Yes

No

Do you chew gum? Yes

No

Have you ever had a sexual relationship with someone you met online? Yes

No Certainly not in person with the theoretical exes I've had.

If you had to choose ONLY one, would you rather... Have great sex

Have great friends

Have great love

Have great ideas

Are you an aspiring actor/artist/writer or other creative type? Yes

No

Does the idea of living underwater fascinate you? Yes

No

Would you ideally like to be married within the next 3 years? Yes

No

Possibly

I'm already married

Group sex (with 3 or more people): I have tried it.

It seriously interests me.

I have little or no interest. With me and multiple women; NO OTHER MALES.

Does your newspaper/TV news/news website of choice have a political bias? Yes, it's biased towards the truth.

Yes, but I can read between the lines.

Not that I'm aware of.

I don't follow the news.

Biting? No

Yes

Let's break skin

Would you consider dating someone whose religion or spirituality is the primary focus in their life? Yes

No

Which event sounds most appealing? Sci-Fi Convention

Political Convention

Music Festival

New Years Eve in Times Square

Have you ever made a booty call (invited over or visited someone you were not actively in a relationship with, just for sexual activity)? Yes, and I still do.

Yes, I have done it, but don't any more.

No, and I never will.

No, but I suppose I might.

Commitment to personal growth is: For wimps.

Critically important.

Sort of important

Which are you closer to being? A hippie

A yuppie

Do you understand quantum physics? Yes / Some

No

Do you like to watch sports on television? Yes

No

What's a worse trait to have? Greed

Laziness

Does smoking disgust you? Yes

No

Generally speaking, are you a worrier? Yes

No

Are you looking for a partner to have children with? Yes

No

Do you own your own country's flag? Yes

No

If you were in a serious relationship, would you mind if your significant other maintained an active profile on OkCupid? Yes - I would mind this.

No - This would not bother me.

If you were abducted by aliens and were allowed to bring only one form of entertainment, which would it be? Literature

TV/Movies/Music

Video games

A hydrogen bomb

Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of his/her exes (as a friend)? Yes

No

At a party, you're offered a drink, even though you have a busy day tomorrow. Do you take it? Yes

No

Do you like going to the movies alone? Yes

No

Do you have your own web page? Yes

No

Do you like reggae music a lot? Yes

No It's okay

Are you a snob about some things? Yes

No

Do you believe that alcoholism is a disease? Yes.

No.

If you were searching profiles for a match on OkCupid, which do you think would influence you more? The pictures.

The text.

Which best describes your personal feelings about sports? Sports are a very important part of my life.

I play or watch sports often.

I play or watch sports occasionally.

I don't watch or play sports.

Which best describes your political beliefs? Liberal / Left-wing

Centrist

Conservative / Right-wing

Other

How much do you usually tip a server who did a fine job? Around 10% or less

10-15%

15-20%

Over 20%

Have you ever skinny-dipped? Yes

No

It's 2 AM. While driving home, you stop at an intersection with a red traffic light. After waiting over six minutes, it still hasn't changed to green. No one seems to be around. What do you do? Run the red light.

Continue to wait patiently.

Find a legal way to reroute, avoiding the light.

Abandon the vehicle and continue on foot.

Imagine being all alone in the great outdoors, miles from anyone, with no communication device. Nobody knows where you are. This is something I would like.

This is something I would avoid.

Have you kept any old love letters from ex-lovers? Yes

No

I've never gotten any to keep.

If you could erase any pain from your past and substitute those moments with happiness, would you? Yes, I'd rather not have those memories.

No, the pain is part of who I am.

I'm Not Sure.

Can anything be made the subject of a joke? Yes, anything can be funny in the right light.

No, some subjects should not be joked about.

Do you feel obligated help your fellow human beings? Yes

No I like doing good when I can.

Were you picked on a lot in school? Yes

No

Would you consider having a relationship with someone who is married, but no longer has sex with their spouse? Yes.

No.

Is it possible to have a true relationship, friend or otherwise, with someone you've never met in person? Yes

No ANYONE can be hiding behind the "Anon" of their monitor (damn Trolls and CyberBullies); Meeting in person ASAP is a must with me.

Should drugs be legalized, regulated, and taxed? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

Would you date a single parent? Yes

No

Do you own any dice with more than six sides? Yes

No

At what age do children become old enough to spend several hours at home without the supervision of an adult or babysitter? Seven years old or younger.

Eight to ten years old.

Eleven to thirteen years old.

Fourteen years old or older.

Do you read fan fiction? Yes.

No.

I don't know.

Will you teach your children to believe in Santa? Yes

No

After sex do you clean up right away? Yes.

No.

Sometimes, it depends upon how I feel.

Is it okay for you to be irrational in making important life decisions? Yes

No

If someone sends you an e-mail (or has a profile) full of spelling and grammatical errors, are you less likely to talk to them? Yes

No Depends on the situation.

How often do you wash your dishes? As I use them.

Daily.

When I run out of clean utensils.

When the sink starts to smell funny.

Would it bother you if a platonic friend touched you casually during a conversation? Yes, it probably would.

No, it probably would not.

Possibly, it would depend upon circumstances.

Do you have any totally irrational fears, as in something that is extremely unlikely to happen or imaginary? Yes

No But within reason, especially from the real life actions of an Internet Troll or Cyber-Bully.

How long would a relationship have to last before you would consider seeing a counselor to resolve problems? Less than one year.

One to three years.

More than three years.

I would never submit to relationship counseling.

Once you take a moral position, can anything be said or done to change your mind? Yes, life is a big gray area anyway.

No, some things are just Right or Wrong.

Maybe. It depends on the issue.

Maybe, but it would take a lot.

Would you be excited to ride the world's tallest and fastest roller coaster? Yes

No

Do you have a checklist of mandatory traits that you absolutely require in any significant other? Yes.

No.

Have you ever had a ghost or spirit around you and you could feel it? Yes

No My late father appears often in my dreams.

What's your opinion of the phrase "making love" when it refers to sex? It's beautiful.

It's hokey and overly sentimental.

It refers to a very specific kind of sex.

It's no better or worse than any other.

Do you often have strong opinions about the government? Yes

No

If you really liked someone, would you make an effort to clean up before s/he saw your place for the first time? Yes -- I'd want to make a good first impression.

No -- someone who really likes me won't care.

I'd clean up a little, I guess. It's only polite.

Do you enjoy long camping trips? (longer than 3 nights) I don't like to camp.

I've never camped, but would like to.

I like to camp, but not long trips.

I love long camping trips.

Are you more attracted to virgins? Yes

No

I AM a virgin

Have you ever randomly followed a stranger because you found them attractive? Yes.

No.

Do you often have a hard time thinking of things to talk about? Yes

No It takes me while sometimes.

Are you either vegetarian or vegan? Yes

No

Do you like to play drinking games? Yes, they're totally sweet!

No, I think they're cheesy/lame

Not really, but I will on occasion

No, I don't drink

Would you date someone who has served considerable time in prison? Yes

No

Would you feel comfortable going away on a vacation by yourself? Yes.

No.

Do you feel guilty or bad after having sex? Always

Sometimes

Never

I'm still a virgin.

Do you think you could still be genuinely happy if you weren't in a relationship with anyone? Yes

No

You're up against a nearly impossible challenge. Your ideal partner… pushes you hard to succeed

reminds you to be realistic

stands back, but comforts you if you fail

Should cigarettes be illegal? Yes.

No.

Do you know how to swim? Yes

No

I am a swimmer

Is foreplay necessary for good sex? Yes

No

Do you think the government should limit big chain stores to give small businesses a chance? Yes

No

Maybe

Don't know/Don't care

Historically, have you gone through periods of "forgetting about your friends" as you have become involved in romantic relationships? Yes.

No.

I'm not sure.

I've never been in a romantic relationship.

Which is the greatest compliment you could receive? That you are beautiful/sexy/hot

That you are intelligent

That you are talented

That you are extremely fun to be with ANY Compliment stated to me Directly, Sincerely and In Person with Eye Contact would be most appreciated. My self esteem has been low for a long while,

If given the chance to vote on a law supporting assisted suicide, how would you cast your vote? I'd vote for a law allowing assisted suicide.

I'd vote against a law allowing assisted suicide.

I would not vote on such a law.

How I would vote is my business only.

You read a personal ad and it is misspelled, with poor grammar and uncertain capitalization. Do you allow that to affect your opinion of the person? Yes

No

Maybe / Unsure

When deciding what is right and wrong you are: more emotional

more logical

Religion/faith determines it.

I am not sure/other reasons.

How many countries have you visited? I have never left the country I live in now.

Between 2 and 5 countries.

Between 6 and 10 countries.

More than 10 countries.

Is astrological sign at all important in a match? Yes

No

Does the idea of flipping a coin to make important life decisions appeal to you? Yes

No

Do you prefer to sleep with the lights on or off? I like it completely dark.

I like a little light.

I like it to be bright.

Do you live with your parent(s)? Yes

No

During conversation, do you gesticulate? Yes. Often.

No. Never.

Perhaps occasionally.

I'm not sure.

The diamond dependent economy of West Africa causes civil wars and crimes against humanity. Should people consider this when purchasing or receiving an engagement ring? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

I don't care

How interested would you be in knowing the details of a partner's sexual history? Very interested.

Somewhat interested.

Not interested.

Would you date someone who was already in a committed relationship with someone else? Yes, even in secret.

Yes, but only if everybody knew.

No, but I don't think it's inherently wrong.

No, it's wrong.

Have you ever purposely pretended to be ignorant about something you have knowledge of because you wanted to hear someone else explain it? Yes.

No.

When you were a child, did you have an "imaginary friend"? Yes.

No.

I'm not sure.

Which would you rather lose: the ability to reproduce

the ability to orgasm

Have you ever seen a ghost? Yes.

No. Or at least I felt like I may have.

Do you ever date to avoid being alone? Yes

No I would if I COULD, but No Woman has asked me out while in public/in person.

Ouija Boards - Cool or Crap? Very cool!

Crap - a waste of time!

I'm Not Sure.

When you break up with someone, do you tell them the real reason(s) or do you try to let them down as easy as possible? Tell the truth, no matter how much it hurts.

Go easy on them - they'll hurt enough as it is.

I've never been the dump-er

Would you consider dating someone who has vocalized a strong negative bias toward a certain race of people? Yes.

No.

It depends on which race.

You've just met someone incredible while out with friends, and (s)he's been kind enough to cough up a phone number. How long do you wait to call? As soon as I get home!

Tomorrow. I don't want to seem too eager.

The mandatory three days. Duh.

Eventually, when I feel like it...

Regardless of whether or not you smoke marijuana, do you think it should be legalized for adults? Yes

No

A "shooting star" is a star that... ...burned out, and collapsed

...collided with Earth's atmosphere

...got sucked into a black hole

...isn't really a star

You're in a serious, monogamous relationship when your partner gets offered their dream job overseas for three years. They have decided that it's a chance they just can't pass up. Which of these choices is most appealing to you? Trying to arrange it so you can go with

Maintaining a long-distance relationship

Staying friends, but dating around til they return

Breaking up and moving on

Do you practice or believe in real magick, not to be confused with stage magic and parlor tricks? Yes

No

How soon would you meet your significant other's parents? Right Away!

After a few weeks of dating

After a few months of dating

After a few years of dating It is up to her.

Which is longer? A mile

A kilometer

I don't know!

Gay marriage—should it be legal? Yes

No

Have you ever driven a motor vehicle over 100mph (161kph)? Yes.

No.

When eating, do you generally eat the things you like most first or save them for last? I eat the things I like most first.

I eat the things I like most last.

I don't usually eat in a particular order.

Do you have any interest in collecting coins? Yes, I buy and/or sell collectible coins.

Yes, I regularly check my change for rarities.

Yes, I'm attached to a few coins.

No.

Do you enjoy intense intellectual conversations? Yes

No

Do you think homosexuality is a sin? Yes

No

Has anyone ever accused you of being "too clingy"? Yes.

No. But I have better self-control now.

Do you think you could ever enjoy being humiliated as part of a sexual experience? Yes

No

From which medium are you most likely to find out about new news stories? Television

Newspaper

Radio

Online

If you want to get to the top of the stairs sooner, do you: Skip steps

Go faster without skipping

Which of the following has the biggest influence on your behavior? Reason, Observation, Empiricism, Trial-And-Error.

Tradition, Faith, Upbringing, Heritage.

Emotion, Intuition, Instinct.

What if you found out, just before the wedding, that the love of your life was sterile and unable to ever have kids? Break off the wedding

Continue the wedding and adopt

Continue the wedding and not adopt

Celebrate and get married

Have you ever stayed up all night, until dawn, talking with someone you have just met? Yes.

No.

Do you think politics have an impact on your everyday life? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

Who cares?

Would you leave an otherwise perfect relationship if you found out your partner was interested in children sexually? Yes

No

I'm Not Sure

What's the gender distribution of the vocalists in your music collection? Mostly female singers.

Nearly the same male and female.

Mostly male singers.

I have little or no mu