A house that manifests your worst nightmares when you enter. It was actually originally designed for use in therapy as sort of a "face you fears" kind of thing, but unfortunately it went wrong in a way completely different to how you would expect.

Item #: XXXX

Object Class: euclid

Special Containment Procedures: the first thing is that you don't tell anyone about this that doesn't need to know. like i know that's the general procedure and all but with this one just try not to talk about it. second rule is that you do not talk about scp xxxx. third thing is to keep it in a locked room with guards and shit. you know the drill, why do we even still have to say that. anyway if it seems to have gotten anywhere else then find the source, amnestics, yada yada.

Description: scp xxxx is a meme that makes talk really loose. like if you mention it at all you're gonna be all "hey buddy" "what's up" "super rad bro" for the next day. talking about something related to it does the same thing. plus if you hear someone talking about it and you're all like "what the fuck why are you like this this is serious" then guess what chickenbutt, it'll happen to you too. which explains this document. don't judge me for this ok? sometimes it also makes you reference pop culture shit even if you haven't seen it yet. fucking anomaly spoiled the force awakens for me one time.

we reckon it came from a post on [haha nope], but we deleted it. couldn't find op tho. anyway it spread to the people who saw the post, then they spread it and then there was this whole thing. it was awful. bet the people who made this were reeeeeaaaaal happy with themselves. i have a fucking doctorate, and now i can't even use capital letters. i came out here to have a scientific time and honestly im feeling so attacked right now.

fuck.