Logic Squad fanfiction

Guys each chapter this shit gets weirder and weirder so pay attention.

Chapter 1: Testing

One day, InstantKarma returns to Logic Squad, little did he know what the glorious Logic Squad he once knew

was far more different than before. As he walked into the Logic Squad house, it was an amazing mansion

as expect. Everyone was in their rooms doing their things as usual. He meets LoneRanger down at the

hall. LoneRanger has arrived at the house just 5 minutes before.

"Hello, LoneRanger. Do you know what everyone is doing?"

"No, I don't know where everyone's at. I just arrived and no one has came down to welcome me."

InstantKarma and LoneRanger looked around, hearing a noise from one of the rooms.

They walk up the stairs, being careful as it screeched an ear breaking sound. Up the stair, the first

room had seemed to be the origin of the sound. InstantKarma slowly opened the door, seeing Kermit.

He was somewhat relieved, but what was he doing? He examined as Kermit has a repetitive hand gesture.

InstantKarma looks at LoneRanger, asking, "Is he jerking off?"

LoneRanger shrugged.

InstantKarma peaked in, "Kermit?".

Kermit turned around, eyes red, smoke reluctantly flying from his mouth and nose.

"Hey," Kermit exclaimed, " I was just taking a smoke break. Want a smoke?"

"Oh, no I'm ok."

InstantKarma looked at LoneRanger and shrugged. They walked back down the stairs.

The two turned to the right, seeing a door labeled "Testing", they entered the room and set up.

"I'm excited to be in the Logic Squad house." InstantKarma said.

"As am I, lets go see what Tainted is up to." Lone replied.

The two set up to explore the house.

Chapter 2: Verified

She knew something was wrong with the house, but she didn't mind much. Bella was cleaning her

Kangaroo doll when she heard a knock on the door.

"Come in," She announced.

"Hey," Blackhawk came in.

"Oh, sorry. I was expecting Darrin."

"Oh, my bad. I can come back later."

"No no, it's fine. What do you need?"

"Can I borrow your Kangaroo?"

"Yes, as soon as I'm done cleaning it, you may."

"Alright," Blackhawk concluded, "I'll see you at dinner tonight."

"See you." She replied

Blackhawk shut the door, excited to obtain the Kangaroo. He walked down the hall and up the stairs

from the basement to the main floor. He saw the white, spread out semen coming from Trevon's room.

Blackhawk knew why it was there, not because he was doing... undescribable things to himself. But to

a woman. Trevon brought girls over everynight.

"I guess they didn't make it to the bedroom." Blackhawk giggled.

Jojo was constantly cleaning the house and the white board. Logic Squad named the board "Skype". Jojo

enjoyed the Skype board. He was cleaning it and writing the daily duties everyday. Jojo was in charge

of everything. Jojo was preparing for dinner tonight, this was the most important dinner of them all.

Jojo felt that this dinner was their biggest responsibility. Walking down to the hallway that led

to the basement, he passed Blackhawk.

"Afternoon." Jojo exclaimed.

"Afternoon." Blackhawk replied

Jojo then slipped on a substance, surprised that there was anything there. He looked down, and had

realized the substance he slipped on was Trevon's mess. Jojo giggled, and grabbed the mop.

Chapter 3: The Legate

Mythos kneeled down in defeat. He was out of the house, in his home, working. Mythos never enjoyed it

at the house, and never comes in. He visited last weak, but something was wrong with the house, and

he didn't feel comfortable to come back. He thought the only thing he would want to come back for

was the special dinner announced.

Chapter 4: 69 Squad

Dann was enwrapped in the rcl tutorial game. He had almost finished the final level. The final level's

objective was to beat the ultimate bot himself, darr69. Dann had always idolized him, and would find

it an honor to defeat the bot. Unfortunately, after much sweat and remorse, Dann had failed the

battle against the bot. The only thing Dann could look forward to today was the dinner.

Rinn was thinking, she thought hard, and was aghast at the fact that she had been able to stay

speechless for so long. She remembered the incident, the horrible incident that changed her life. She

never spoke again because of it. Why me, she thought, why me? She looked at Darrin's room, she winced.

She's probably the only one not looking forward to dinner.

Coughing, Kermit kepting coughing and coughing. He enjoyed it, though. His smoke breaks made him feel

nice here, alone, away from all the forces that could stop him. He leaned back in his chair, feet on

desk, looking at the peeling paint on the walls, studying them. Initius sat on Kermit's bed, texting.

"Kermit, why do you smoke so much anyways?" Initius asked

"It relieves the tension in my fingers when I play csgo and Apoc. It's a tactic I enjoy using."

Kermit replied.

"Ah, so that explains why you got Darrin to smoke, his RCL skills were diminishing."

"Of course, everyone seems to forget that."

"Well, I have to go now, Kermit, gotta prepare for dinner tonight."

"Alright, cya buddy."

Initius started walking out the door.

"Initius." Kermit stopped him

Initius turned around

"You're mine." Kermit smiled.

Initius grinned, and nodded, as he walked away.

"Always."

Initius walked down the hall, and down to the kitchen. Upon entry of the kitchen, he grabbed some high

calorie and protein water, and set to the gym. He walked into the gym, and started working out. He had

to look good for the dinner tonight. Tonight was important.

Seto was writing furiously on paper. His hand was bloated, and he couldn't stop writing. He had the

ROBLOX website open, and had multiple tabs of meme ideas. He was jotting down all the memes he could

ever muster. Tonight, at dinner, he wanted to impress everyone.

Rezohfy and Tainted were fighting in an arena as InstantKarma and LoneRanger watched in glory. Rez

and Tainted tustled and fought and fought for the Logic Squad Man of the Month title. Tainted had

thought he deserved the title due to his preparation for the large dinner tonight. Rezohfy wanted the

title for being the only person to stream in the squad. Tainted threw punches, but didn't have the

same might as Rezohfy, his hands had been burnt the day before for a Jewish ritual. Rezohfy delivered

the final blow, ending Tainted's career. Tainted wasn't ready for the smackdown.

Devon practiced his rapping skills for dinner tonight. That's all he practiced. He had been preparing

for this day for months and months. He rapped as hard as he could, rehearsing Kanye West, Future, and

many other modern day rappers. He was ready for dinner tonight.

Chapter 5: The Ancient Relics

Astriel, Silent, Killfeed, Duke, Broken, Relic, and Aptness discussed the meal for tonight. They all

were going to have to miss the meal due to the sacrifice of the RCL Gods that night, but they still

discussed it in remorse, anger, and compassion.

Chapter 6: Triple Six

Darrin put the suit on, the tight button up shirt, the jacket to make it look formal, and the pants

that was crafter by Bob561's father himself. His laced shoes, disguised as dress shoes, were pointed

and polished for the event. Darrin's ready for the dinner that made it all happened

Chapter 7: Dinner

It was happening, everyone was eating together, singing along, making roasts, jokes, and crying boasts.

Devon was rapping, a plate next to his stool that he was supposed to sit on. Everyone was there except

for the Ancient Relics. Everyone was delighted for the event. Darrin sat on his throne, smiling,

looking down at everyone.

Darrin hit a fork on his glass, the room fell silent.

"Tonight, we celebrate our squad, and tonight, we perform our annual ritual."

Everyone applaud.

"The sacrificial event performed by the Ancient Relics have provided our food! Satan bless them!"

Everyone applaud.

InstantKarma leaned to Lone "What is the annual ritual?"

Lone shrugged, he was just as confused as InstantKarma.

Then, came the ripping sound.

Bella had jumped up, clearly wet in the genitalia, and nipples hard, ran to Darrin's location.

InstantKarma and Lone looked up in curiousity.

"PREPARE FOR THE DICK RIDING!" Exclaimed Darrin

Everyone except InstantKarma and Lone ran up immediately. Darrin had torn off his pants and everyone

started... riding it.

LoneRanger looked appauled, but InstantKarma started walking up.

"Karma," Lone shouted, "Are you really going up there?"

"This is the only way into Logic Squad, goodbye, friend."

Lone looked at InstantKarma as he ran up for the dick riding. Darrin then shouted.

"AND THANK THE ANCIENT RELICS FOR THE DINNER! THE MEAT IS MADE OUT OF THE COSMIC LEGION!"

Lone almost puked. He couldn't believe this is what he had joined, he backed away, almost running out

of the door.

"This is where, I'm left a Lone."

He then shouted at all the dick riders.

"WHAT ARE YOU? GAY?"

Lone then left the house, never to be seen again.

As for the dick riders, they rode Darrin's dick for the rest of their time in the Squad, for this was

a new method to enlightenment. For when they achieve enlightment, Logic Squad will be united with the

God, Blueice.