“The Vagina Monologues,” once a cutting-edge cry of feminist liberation, is headed to the campus forbidden zone . . . because it excludes women who don’t have vaginas.

Seriously: The Women’s Resource Center at Eastern Michigan University just stopped productions of Eve Ensler’s 1994 play for its lack of trans-sensitivity, as well as its supposed overall lack of diversity and inclusion.

Groups at American University and Mount Holyoke College had already adopted similar bans, and censors have surely killed the play at other campuses without any national publicity.

This is the “logic” of the modern university, after all: If you don’t shout out the entire message of today’s progressives, you’re to be silenced.

For those who recall when the play was daring and subversive, it also brings to mind Jacques Mallet du Pan’s 1793 observation on the endless rounds of purges in the early years of the French Revolution: “The Revolution eats its own.”