Did you know mainland Korea is home of the largest penis park in the world? It’s true. It’s called Haesindang Park and we found it, we conquered it, and we. took. pictures.

Legend has it, a fisherman left his girlfriend on a rock off the shore while he worked. Then a terrible storm came and when he went to retrieve her, she was gone. OH NO. She died a virgin! This really upset her, her spirit anyway. She told the fish, “Don’t dare get caught by any of the fisherman along that shoreline!” The fisherman could not catch a single fish. Some time later, a fisherman pulled down his pants and urinated into the sea. His exposed genitalia pleased her so much, she allowed the fish to come back and thus revived the small village and all was good. The other fisherman took note and soon they were all pulling down their pants in order to give pleasure to the spirit.

The fisherman had done it! They broke the spell. SUCCESS. But there had to be a better way… a bigger way of showing their gratitude to the sea virgin? Hmmm…

Now for an assortment of penises we saw at the park. Enjoy!

Don’t get me wrong. This park is very beautiful despite (or because of) all the ding dongs.

I leave you with this.

What do you guys think?