Jose Canseco somehow is making his strange month even more bizarre.

The retired slugger apparently needs a few ways to make an extra buck, as he expressed desires Monday to auction off his severed finger on eBay.

I will soon put the finger that fell off in the poker tournament on eBay for sale Article continues below ... — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014

The eBay ad will read slightly used middle finger with 462 home runs could be used as a stirring straw for drinks — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 17, 2014

Earlier this week, Canseco tweeted that his finger fell off in the middle of a poker tournament. This was the same finger, of course, which doctors had to reattach after he accidentally shot it with his gun in late October.

The former slugger received some assistance and was able to put it back into place, but it seems like he’s ready to part ways with the middle finger that started a whole month of strange Canseco news. Apparently his gun is on the market, too.

The 45 caliber Remington has a chrome mirror finish with custom grips with crystals and gold plating in the grips pic.twitter.com/QvUhX2nBZl — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014

maybe I will make it a package the chrome 45 caliber Remington with the finger both for sale a package deal — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 18, 2014

What’s sad is that there’s someone out there who will probably pay big bucks for Canseco’s severed finger. Fortunately for the rest of us, eBay has a policy forbidding any transactions involving human body parts.

Thank goodness.

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