No, really, I just read this sentiment and it’s not an intentional joke.

This counter to the “One in five female college students has been raped” trope may well be the dumbest thing I have seen the blinkered jackwad labeled Skip Murphy write yet, and because his chief mission in life is churning out the screeds of a benighted jackwad, the competition for this dubious honor is extraordinarily fierce. If you’re a runner, think of trying to come up with the most inspiring race or racing moment in the career of Haile Gebrselassie, and you get a sense of how difficult it is to properly stratify the sodden turds in the Granite Grok verbal sewage stream.

I’ve heard this stat for a long time and I’ve scratch my head ever since – if 20% of women on college campuses were actually rape victims, why do we still have coed dorms (or coed floors in those dorms)? Why aren’t RAs patrolling the halls all the time (and “hallway pass monitors” in the academic buildings)? CCTV cameras all over the place? Why are campuses leading the charge for letting men into womens’ bathrooms and locker rooms?

Better yet – why aren’t these attacks, if they really exist, on the TV every night? Front page of newspapers? Why isn’t the blogosphere just lit up all over all the time with post after post after post about them? But all we have is <crickets noises>. So, why have the “womyn studies” and “Womyn centers” and NOW and all of the other militant female organizations so quiet? AND WHY WOULD PARENTS KEEP SENDING THEIR DAUGHTERS (and their sons) TO COLLEGE if this was true?