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Death messages are displayed in Team Fortress upon a player's death. The text of the message is dependent on the weapon used to kill the player and the class that wielded the weapon.

Assault Cannon

Death messages for the Team Fortress Assault Cannon:

“ — Player killed by the Assault Cannon. Player1 gets sawn in half by Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Assault Cannon in Birthday mode Player1 died. I blame Player2. ”

Axe

Death messages for the Team Fortress Axe:

“ — Player killed by Player1 was axe murdered by Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Scout's Axe Player1's melon was split by Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Sniper's Axe Player1 was put on the chop block on Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Soldier's Axe Player1 was sliced and diced by Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Demoman's Axe Player1 is split from crotch to sternum by Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Heavy's Axe Player1 is split in two with a powerful axe blow from Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Pyro's Axe Player1's death put another notch on Player2's axe.. ”

Bioweapon

Death messages for the Team Fortress Bioweapon:

“ — Player killed by the Bioweapon Player1 escapes infection from Player2 by dying first. ”

“ — Player killed by the Bioweapon's infection Player1 dies from Player2's mysterious tropical disease. ”

“ — Bioweapon suicide Player died impossibly! ”

Grenade Launcher

Death messages for the Team Fortress Grenade Launcher:

“ — Player killed by the Grenade Launcher Player1 eats Player2's pineapple. ”

“ Player gibbed by the Grenade Launcher Player1 was gibbed by Player2's grenade. ”

“ — Player killed by the Grenade Launcher in Birthday mode Player1 receives a gift from Player2. ”

“ Player gibbed by the Grenade Launcher in Birthday mode Player1 plays pass-the-parcel with Player2. ”

Knife

Death messages for the Team Fortress Knife:

“ — Non-backstab Knife kill Player1 was knife-murdered by Player2. ”

“ — Backstab kill Player1 gets knifed from behind by Player2. ”

Nailgun

Death messages for the Team Fortress Nailgun:

“ — Player killed by the Nailgun Player1 was nailed by Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Scout's Nailgun Player1 caught one too many nails from Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Sniper's Nailgun Player1 ran into Player2's nails. ”

“ — Player killed by the Spy's Nailgun Player1 was turned into Player2's pin-cushion. ”

“ — Player killed by the Nailgun in Birthday mode Player1 gets no say in it, no say in it at all! sings Player2. ”

Normal Grenade

Death messages for the Team Fortress Hand Grenade:

“ — Player killed by the Hand Grenade Player1 surfs on a grenade from Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Sniper's Hand Grenade Player1 got up-close and personal with Player2's grenade. ”

“ — Player killed by the Soldier's Hand Grenade Player1 played catch with Player2's grenade. ”

“ — Player killed by the Demoman's Hand Grenade Player1 received a pineapple enema from Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Medic's Hand Grenade Player1 fetches Player2's pineapple. ”

“ — Player killed by the Heavy's Hand Grenade Player1 caught too much shrapnel from Player2's grenade. ”

“ — Player killed by the Pyro's Hand Grenade Player1 tried to pick up Player2's hot potato. ”

“ — Player killed by the Spy's Hand Grenade Player1 thought Player2 was tossing him a spare grenade. ”

“ — Player killed by the Engineer's Hand Grenade Player1 stops to ponder the technical details of Player2's grenade. ”

“ — Hand Grenade suicide Player grenades himself. ”

“ — Sniper suicides with the Hand Grenade Player got splatted by his own grenade. ”

“ — Soldier suicides with the Hand Grenade Player sat on his own grenade. ”

“ — Demoman suicides with the Hand Grenade Player got to know his grenade too well. ”

“ — Medic suicides with the Hand Grenade Player caught the end of his own grenade. ”

“ — Heavy suicides with the Hand Grenade Player got too close to his own grenade. ”

“ — Pyro suicides with the Hand Grenade Player let his own grenade get the best of him. ”

“ — Spy suicides with the Hand Grenade Player tiptoed over his own grenade. ”

“ — Engineer suicides with the Hand Grenade Player stared at his grenade too long. ”

Railgun

Death messages for the Team Fortress Railgun:

“ — Player killed by the Railgun Player1 gets a hole in his heart from Player2's railgun. ”

“ — Player killed by the Railgun in Birthday mode Player1 gets derailed by Player2. ”

Rocket Launcher

Death messages for the Team Fortress Rocket Launcher:

“ — Player killed by the Rocket Launcher Player1 rides Player2's rocket. ”

“ — Player gibbed by the Rocket Launcher Player1 was gibbed by Player2's rocket. ”

“ — Player killed by the Rocket Launcher in Birthday mode Player1 rides Player2's firecracker. ”

“ — Rocket Launcher suicide Player becomes bored with life. ”

“ — Rocket Launcher suicide Player checks if his gun is loaded. ”

Shotgun

Death messages for the Team Fortress Shotgun:

“ — Player killed by the Shotgun Player1 chewed on Player2's boomstick. ”

“ — Player killed by the Scout's Shotgun Player1 got too close to Player2's muzzleflash. ”

“ — Player killed by the Soldier's Shotgun Player1 practices being Player2's clay pigeon. ”

“ — Player killed by the Demoman's Shotgun Player1 was on the receiving end of Player2's shotgun barrel. ”

“ — Player killed by the Medic's Shotgun Player1 was fed a lead diet by Player2. ”

“ — Player killed by the Heavy's Shotgun Player1 got blasted by Player2's last resort. ”

“ — Player killed by the Pyro's Shotgun Player1 got more than a powderburn from Player2's shotgun blast. ”

Super Nailgun

Death message for the Team Fortress Super Nailgun:

“ — Player killed by the Super Nailgun Player1 was punctured by Player2. ”

Tranquilizer Gun

Death messages for the Team Fortress Tranquilizer Gun:

“ — Player killed by the Tranquilizer Gun Player1 is put to sleep by Player2. ”