Port Talbot is inundated with UFOs. The Welsh steel town is a magnet for alien spacecraft. The place is positively awash with flying saucers. This is according to the actor Michael Sheen, who claims to have had a close encounter with a formation of alien lights on his way home from school in the 1970s. The lady next door apparently spotted a flying saucer hovering over the garden. Sheen’s dad also saw a UFO, on New Year’s Eve, sober.

“I think Port Talbot is some kind of hub,” Sheen said last week. “It’s like some sort of stop-off . . . the Little Chef of the Galaxy.”

But Port Talbot is the exception, because all over the rest of the world UFOs are in sharp