No matter how old you are, no matter how clear your conscience, there is a penis hiding amongst the innocent.

Penis-shaped objects are hidden among the real world like hidden Mickeys are scattered across Disney World. They're everywhere: in our pet's fur, in corporate logos, on mushrooms. The world is full of phallicism, people.

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After an image of a newscaster wearing a penis-shaped top went viral this week, we just couldn't stop seeing it. But this isn't the first time, nor will it be the last time someone will see something seemingly normal and think, "Huh, that looks like a wiener."

Unfortunately, once you spot a hidden penis, there's just no going back — you will never unsee it. The penis is there forever.

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