Oh, this is priceless.

You think you've won- defeated me!

Thought that I'd let history repeat here?

Go back to the garden? Leave all my pony friends alone?

That's a good one- ow, my sides, I'm dying!

Ready, aim and fire- that's all you thought to do.

When I look outside I know you haven't a clue.

Haul the statue back in place, think you've saved the pony race,

Never think of where else I could hide...

I'm looking right through you.

I'm inside your heads now, every one.

So that's what it's like to fight for friendship...

And friendship is magic. Or so it seems. Well, anyway-

I'm off to explore a bit- I think I'll try Twilight first!

All this boring order makes me shiver and gag.

When I'm done in here you'll all be flying my flag!

Sow some chaos in these six, learn all of their little tricks,

See if I can't turn them to my side!

You won't even feel it

as I gain a foothold deep within.

Or you will, and then we'll see how well you stack up to me.

Blame Twilight Sparkle- thought she could chase me out? good luck!

Applejack- how would you like a different fruit you could buck?

All these great ideas for how to play with your head;

turn you topsy turvy 'til your harmony's dead!

Admiration's Dashie's vice; I'll make naughty from her nice

And down into the dark we'll all slide!

Fluttershy can be cruel to be kind.

Rarity's got new friends on her mind.

Pinkie won't help the Princess unwind.

AJ, truth can put you in a bind.

Twilight's settled down; what's new to find?

Give it time;