I've been waiting for my gift exitedly ever since my Secret Santa marked it as shipped on July 16. Usually DHL only takes a day to deliver packages within Germany, so I was a little worried, but I thought maybe someone from another country shipped with DHL because they have good deals for shipping to Germany (not sure they do). When the gift arrived today, it was from Germany after all and I thought DHL must have messed up.

So I started taking photos and I really liked the inside box my Santa used; he put a lot of effort into drawing an alien on the box and writing "Happy Arbitrary Day!" on it.

Then I open the box and I find a t-shirt with a dick on it (hence the title). I'm not quite sure what to make of this. I mean this was my first exchange and I don't have many posts on reddit, so I had posted a long list of likes and dislikes without asking for anything specific. I guess I overdid my list a little bit and came off as a dick. Sorry about that!

Or maybe my Secret Santa thought that shirt was really cool because I mentioned that even though I was not a huge fan of t-shirts, sending me one would be ok if it was really cool. So if that is the case and you have a shirt like that yourself, thank you!

Oh, and by the way, I also found out why the package didn't arrive here sooner: The package was stamped at the post office on July 23, so it did actually only take one day to arrive; it was just sent out a week late.