i get some new signals on my crazy watch thing, so i go to investigate.

no i don’t want to hug you, ghoul

i guess these guys didn’t hear about the scout group of them i killed. instead they want my help killin’ mutants.

dude, your armor aint that shiny

they want me to go into some kinda cyber-egg. apparently there will be like, weapons and shit for this, so let’s get this egging started

apparently it’s a drug egg

guns blazing of course. it’s the best kind of guns AND the best kind of blazing.

also where the hell am i

huh, don’t got these back in the wasteland

so i’m stuck in what i guess is a fake version of past alaska. maybe i can see the bombs drop, that’d be fun. big ol explosion. i find a sniper rifle. i put it to good use

uh, dude, you’re.. uh

i never knew the chinese were so bendy

no fair being invisible, you’re a lot harder to hit that way

wait i get to blow up giant guns? this is the best mission ever.

… i thought the fuse was supposed to be 20 seconds. it’s got to have been that long-

oh.

the best part of the sniper rifle is how you can get up right next to someone and see them explode.

BOOM! hahahahaha

mental note, kill general chase

oh it’s so hard to choose

what old ones? oh, this pile of guns by my feet. they’re.. uh.. extras. yea.

few can appreciate the beauty of weapon fire frozen in time.

dude, you’re snipin all wrong. you’re supposed to run right up to the guy and stick the gun down their throat. you guys need some lessons.