Bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Some girls work in the market place,And some girls work in stores!But Rarity runs Ponyville's BrothelAfter scaring off the other whores!Well, Rarity had a babyShe wanted to teach it well!She would have named him TomBut that bastard was Sweetie Belle! OH!Bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?She took me to my stablesAnd we sat down in the stallsAnd every time the mule would brayShe'd grab me by the balls!She took me to a mountain topAnd banged me on a hill!'Cause every time I said I won'tMy echo said, "I WILL!" OH!Bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Our Rarity, she ain't very oldShe's only twenty-three!She spent one night with a sailor ponyWho just came home from sea!Next morning they both kissed goodbyeUpon the city docks...Rarity had all his moneyAnd that pony had the pox! OH!Bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Well Rarity has another traitThat ponies know very well!When she lies down and spreads her flanksShe has a special smell...Well Rarity's explanationWhen mares turn way in shockShe says, "Don't look at me, dear pony, we must be near the docks!" OH!Bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?I wish I were a bar of soapIn Rarity's big tubFor every time she'd take a bathHer sweet plot I would rub!My Rarity's a clean oneShe always smells real nice!Although she has the pox and wartsShe hasn't any lice! OH!Bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?I wish I was a wedding diamondThat Rarity set on a bandFor every time she scratched her plotI'd see the promised land!I asked for her to marry meShe said, "You much too nice...But I'll make you a better deal!I'll let you ride half price!" OH!Bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?I went down to the bakeryTo get Rarity some bread!Because in return to say her thanksShe always gives me head!I did return the favorAnd did so with great dedication!But because I'd eaten half the loafShe got a yeast infection! OH!Bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, Bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Oh, bang away, Rarity!Bang it good and strong!What will all Equestria do when good old Rarity's gone?Recorded this! sta.sh/0nhazmgdd9j OTP