Tom Brady is scary healthy. As someone who once tried to eat what he eats not eat what he doesn’t eat, I can say, with full certainty, that his regiment should be called the Masochistic Diet because I wanted to eat my own arm by the end of two days I tried to stick to it. I cheated regularly.

As a part of this bizarre-o meal plan, Brady currently doesn’t eat fruit. And, since strawberries are fruits, he therefore doesn’t eat strawberries. But what I didn’t know is that Tom Brady has never, ever, not once eaten a strawberry in his entire life.

This fact was brought to light thanks to the important investigative work done by the good people over at The Cut. While promoting his “Do Nothing” campaign for Ugg, Brady told reporter Dayna Evans this:

“I’ve never eaten a strawberry in my life. I have no desire to do that.”

When asked what he’s doing during his four-game suspension, he described a chill sitch:

“I like to take a little nap here and there. Read a book. Definitely listen to music. Anything that is just chilling a little bit.”

Brady sounds like this guy:

Except for the buzz part. He doesn’t drink alcohol.