Posted 10 October 2011 - 02:48 PM

STAND UP! DRESS UP! GâS UP!

History is littered with many bad ideas: the cigarette umbrella, mortgage backed derivatives, Prohibition. Thankfully, bad ideas generally die a quick death when reason prevails.So, why is the stupendous miscalculation that is Chivas USA still in existence after 7 seasons?Antonio Cue's stupid insult to MLS is an egregious affront to the cosmopolitan populace of the city of Los Angeles. Therefore, it is the duty of all G's to fight, maim and slay the goats upon the field of battle no matter the standings or circumstances.Galaxy... Uber AllesUber Alles... GalaxyThe G's have already won The Supporters' Shield thanks to Seattle's blunder and may plan to rest players due to the game at Motagua on the 20th.The goats do have JPA scoring 7 goals in 7 games reaching double digits for the season. They have a tough playmaker in Nick LaBrocca. What they won't have are any fans. Because, there are no $5 kid soccer training+hot dog+ticket deals for this game.The G's may be without the injured Keane. But they will have their supporters. This game will sell out. LARS will be overflowing.And, when the chivas are rightfully carved up and gutted, LARS will be looking very sexy as we celebrate The Shield and award the most coveted individual award in all of soccer, the LARS Player of the Year Trophy.From the pre-game to the very end, this game is gonna kick ass. So, if you're not Pumped, you just might be stuck in Stage 5 of LARS.Aye aye aye ayeI hate the chivas...