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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky in "Rush to Judgment" Hound: Oxycontin! Vicodin! Percodan! I need MORE! Maid: But, Mr. Hollingsworth, I don't have any more! Hound: I don't care how you get it -- I NEED MORE! Maid: Mr. Hollingsworth needs more prescription drugs! Weasel: If he's willing to pay, there are ways to get them for him! Maid:: Here, Mr. Hollingsworth! To get these, I had to... Hound: Don't care! Gimme!! Later Hound: What th--? The Ducksville HOLLINGSWORTH HOUND ADDICTED TO PRESCRIPTION DRUGS And so Hound: Sob! I've got a PROBLEM! It's a SICKNESS! I need TREATMENT! Judge: Your shame is punishment enough, Mr. Hound. You're free to go! Hound: SNIF Meanwhile Lucky Ducky; This little wacky weed sure helps my aunt with her chemotherapy! DEA Police: CAUGHT YOU, LUCKY DUCKY! BAM Hound: The Justice System was tough on ME! It better not coddle a menace like YOU! Judge: For participating in the illegal drug industry, I sentence you to... Only six months in jail! Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha!