I was a big fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation, but I always wondered if Geordi La Forge was making up all that techno-jibber-jabber. “Captain, a warp core breach is imminent,” sounds so much more together than, “Wesley dropped half a Klondike Bar into that shiny uppity down thing in the center of Engineering and we’re all screwed.”

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