"HE RAPS."

Kanye West just did his headlining set at the Glastonbury festival, proclaiming himself “the greatest living rock star on the planet,” performing a rendition of Queens’ ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ and upsetting music-dads everywhere with his cussing, cussing ways.

Should have been Lionel so much better than that Kanye geezer with all his aggression and swearing #Glastonbury — Miles Corbett (@MilesJCorbett) June 28, 2015

(my dad on Kanye West at Glastonbury) “he did a lot of swearing last night that Can-ya” — lau ✗ (@lozza_crozza) June 28, 2015

This is absolutely pathetic by Kanye West. I thought Glastonbury was meant to be a music festival, not a swearing contest. — John Colley (@hullhopper) June 27, 2015

While we could listen to dads grizzling about “that Can-ya” ruining real music for everyone until the sun explodes, the real highlight of the set came for those watching it on the BBC with the captions on, because whoever had the job of rapidly transcribing Kanye’s lyrics to the audience was either having a terrible workday or the best workday of their life.

Subtitles still refusing to acknowledge what Kanye West is actually singing. #Glastonbury pic.twitter.com/lQhe79h2OE — Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 27, 2015

Being hesitant to relay swearwords and racially-charged terms via caption is understandable, but that’s why these handy characters — ***** — exist. “Ligger,” apparently, is a footbridge people use for fishing, which changes the context of a lot of rap music pretty drastically if you think about it.

The increasingly-distressed aunty who does the BBC’s captions eventually gave up entirely:

Meanwhile at #Glastonbury the subtitle department of the BBC have called it a day. pic.twitter.com/saNMRUbWyO — Sentric Music (@SentricMusic) June 27, 2015

I don’t know if this one is real, but God, I hope so:

Meanwhile at #Glastonbury the subtitle department of the BBC have called it a day. pic.twitter.com/saNMRUbWyO — Sentric Music (@SentricMusic) June 27, 2015

Bev? BEV?! Save me, Bev.

There’s even footage, featuring commentary from an angry chav:

Bad subtitles are life. I live for this shit.