Heya Heya Everybody, I'm so glad to be here. I got some jokes for you. They're so FUNNY!

What do you call sad Coffee? Despresso!

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka

Where do birds go for coffee? In their Nestcafe

Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music.

Where does a cow hang his paintings? In a mooooo-seum

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the comedy club tonight. I passed by a bear who offered to paint my PAW-TRAIT. Get it? PAWTRAIT?

WOCKA WOCKA!

Thanks so much for the awesome gift! I love it. Tip your bartender. I'll be here all week.