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Washington D.C. (dpo) – “A nice little welcome gift for Trump,” mumbled US Vice President Joe Biden (74) this morning as he placed a dead opossum under the floor of the Oval Office. This was to be Biden’s last act in office before today’s handover.“He he he,” giggled Biden to himself as he nailed the flooring back into place. “I would love to see the dumb looks on Trump’s and Pence’s faces when this critter starts getting gradually stinkier and stinkier in a few days’ time.”As a precaution, Biden did not inform Barack Obama of his plan. “Barry’s always so proper. I’m sure he would have tried to talk me out of it.”It is unclear how the 74 year-old came into possession of the dead opossum. Biden stated simply, “I have my sources.”Finally, the Vice President wiped the floor down with a soapy cloth “to get rid of the fingerprints” and stood back to admire his handiwork. “Now the Trump era can begin.”Read the German version HERE