Expand Photo 118. A Morbidly Gray Sweater Sorry about your fate, dude. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 117. A Fuzzy Bunny Mourning Sweater Fatalism in shades of tangerine-puke. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 116. A Cardigan That Asks: Rotten Petals or Diseased Snowflakes? It's both, unfortunately, but I bet on the second answer as well. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 115. A Very Legal Sweater And it's just the backdrop for the most upsetting bow tie you will ever see. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 114. A Sweater for Bobby’s Depression It’s got a pale, pathetic ring of sadness. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 113. A Sweater Vest That Reads: Don't Trust Me As Your Therapist Do you sense mice live in this vest? Discuss. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 112. A Duster in the Shade of a Dirty Cookie This grieving woman needs to leave this grief-room. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 111. A Child-Holding Sweater They can only see big blobs, so you can't offend their eyes with whatever weirdo patterns you found. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 110. A Drab Flirting Sweater If you’ve got that leaning charm, no boring poop-brown will cramp your game. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 109. A Baby-Barf Yellow Pullover An ideal tone for confronting the wretched buoyancy of evil. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 108. A Sweater With the Largest Armpits What do these hold? Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 107. Enormous Sweater Pile for Sneaking Out Madeleine’s trying to blend into the layers of this television series. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 106. A Creepy Yet Cozy Sweater Twin Peaks is very good at presenting a balance of both good and evil, light and dark, which is perhaps why this s... more 106. A Creepy Yet Cozy Sweater Twin Peaks is very good at presenting a balance of both good and evil, light and dark, which is perhaps why this sweater is gray. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 105. A Deconstructed Argyle A chilly diner forces its customers to gaze upon upsetting woolen items. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 104. A Dramatic Elbow-Region Sweater Good for pointed yet veiled remarks about upcoming peril. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 103. A Burgundy Fair Isle Hidden Under a Corduroy-Sweater-Jacket Blend Norma: not doing herself any favors. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 102. A Long-Ass Sweater On a rando in Horne’s department store. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 101. A Sweater With a Line of Diamonds They march in circles: endless, bleak, and meaningless loops. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 100. A Lonely Argyle Sweater Why separate these shapes, if you're going to have them? Oh, because this series is about the impossible chaos of ni... more 100. A Lonely Argyle Sweater Why separate these shapes, if you're going to have them? Oh, because this series is about the impossible chaos of nihilistic solitude? Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 99. A Cheerleader Pullover A bright color cannot improve a pointless journey. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 98. A Sweater of Discontinued Lines Just randomly halting stripes, like so many cold leads. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 97. A Sweater That Says Small Town, Big Questions About Morality It's teal and it's real, and it works for serving coffee. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 96. An Evil Prep-School Cardigan It is the color of basements and also despair. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 95. A Floating Fair Isle Sweater Lucy is reading a book about Tibet in this sweater. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 94. Another Floating-Argyle Accent Sweater Two were made, two were worn: the Twin Peaks story. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 93. A Strutting to Your Chauffeur Sweater A benignly annoying pink, like an unwanted pleasantry. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 92. A Teal Counter-Cleaning Cardigan Emerald, yet homey. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 91. A Red Sweater of Insanity This cardigan represents retrogressive rage. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 90. A Stealthy Burgundy Sweater Madeleine huddles into some chunky sleeves. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 89. A Drab Sweater for Soup Freak-Outs A rando diner resident. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 88. A Bubblicious Cardigan A deep V and deep feelings. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 87. A Renaissance-Sleeve Diner Sweater Great for loading up that bus tray. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 86. A Businesslike Sage Sweater A perfect tone for the tough questions. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 85. A Sweater of the Other Sister If you isolate the hoop earrings, this is a cool outfit choice. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 84. A Chunky Navy Knit It's not this sweater's fault, but this is an extremely distressing display of enthusiasm. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 82 and 83. Tangerine and Brown Dream-Band Knits Great for inexplicably starting a band for five minutes at the end of an episode. Photo: A... more 82 and 83. Tangerine and Brown Dream-Band Knits Great for inexplicably starting a band for five minutes at the end of an episode. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 81. A Twee Thick-Knit Sweater Vest Only part of a sweater, but all of the sweater feelings. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 80. A Sweater for a Little Sister's Poetry Reading A snowflake for every time she used the thesaurus. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 79. A Full Dose of Fair Isle Sweater Constantly varied patterns, just like the moral mayhem of this television show. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 78. A Jewel-Tones-of-Distress Sweater A color for every stage of mourning. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 77. An Orange Paperwork Sweater Shelly’s sorting out some finances. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 76. A Collared Auburn Pullover Made just for bed-pouting on an orange throw. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 75. A Three Peaks Sweater It’s impossible to conceive of a world in which violent monster Leo wears this dorky bulky knit, but I guess he does.&n... more 75. A Three Peaks Sweater It’s impossible to conceive of a world in which violent monster Leo wears this dorky bulky knit, but I guess he does. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 74. A Cold-Compress Sweater Armoire brown and very soothing. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 73. A Flashback Sweater Those birds certainly represent something, but it's anyone's guess. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 72. A Good Hallway Cardigan Donna struts to her locker with a full skirt and full set of theories about love and friendship. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 71. A Broken-Arm Sweater Soft and suited to be a makeshift sling. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 70. A Newscaster Sweater This sweater seems to say: Moths, I welcome ye. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 69. A Reasonably Loose Sweater The sweaters in Twin Peaks come in two speeds: tight as a Band-Aid, or loose as change. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 68. A Nurse Sweater Healing shades. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 67. A Plain Black Sweater Simple on the surface, a universe of nihilism below. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 66. A Flowery Petal Explosion A thick pile of pattern. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 65. A Sweater Whose Floating Stars Represent Chaos One of Donna’s many mourning sweaters. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 64. A White Turtleneck for the Courtroom Perfect for casting judgment, throwing stones, throwing shade. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 63. A Sweater for Pastry Clutching, Santa-Mug Wielding Lucy is a professional woman who thinks about multitasking and fate. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 62. A Sympathetic-Mom Sweater It says: I'm here to listen. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 61. A Gentle Gray Snuggling Sweater Shelly nestles. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 60. A Partying-Nordic Animal Sweater Tearing up that lodge hotel. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 59. Another Nordic Party Monster Leaning up against a wall, enjoying his trip to the American West Coast/purgatory? Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 58. A Grief Sweater A pain so terrible, a stage of grief for every thread. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 57. Kindly Gray, Kindly Pink Sweaters Dad meets boyfriend, both of them have gentle, cozy warm sweaters. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 56. A Diamond Knit With a Thick-Ass Neck So enticing, it’s got Agent Cooper crushing. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 55. Old Fellows Fighting at a Funeral Sweater Red and fiery and still filled with sass, goddamn it! Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 54. A Short-Sleeved Gray Sweater for Morning Seduction Agent Cooper has no time for that, however prim. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 53. A Sweater That Is Too Much to Describe Rivaled only by the collar, the ultimate in ineffable clothing items. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 52. A Supportive-Spouse Sweater Purple and replete with resentment and loyalty. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 51. A Sweater That Is So '90s and Yet So '40s A delicate balancing act in cashmere. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 50. A Green Confrontation Sweater Deep, steadfast. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 49. A Bright and Nubby Knit Number Good for reading a piece of paper. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 48. A Sweater That Matches a Watch That Matches a Soul The color of plotting seduction. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 47. A Dark-Jade Boating Sweater Shades as deep as the sea. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 46. A Beige Sweater for the Easily Duped Gullible colors. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 45. A Floral-Shoulder Knit Petals, stripes, everything bonkers. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 44. A Laughing-Party Fair Isle Sweater What an enjoyable gathering in a bright corner of hell! Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 43. A Tiny Turtleneck Periwinkle and itsy. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 42. A Sweater for Shooting Pale blue with the purest fire of rage. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 41. A Harry S. Sweater Hidden beneath his oversize tweed blanket of jacket and buried feelings. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 40. A Light-Repairs Sweater Vanilla-bean shade and excellent for reaching. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 39. An Elegant White Sweater Blouse Flower embroidery. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 38. A Collegiate Cardigan for Dancing Upsettingly Stripes on stripes. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 37. An Elongated Argyle Sweater Why did someone put this under a fringe suede jacket: the biggest mystery of this show. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 36. A Sensitive James Sweater It’s even got a little touch of lavender in there. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 35. An Orchid Sweater for Wooing an Orchid Grower A hothouse flower.

Expand Photo 34. A Passionate Ruffled Sweater As red as Mars, as ringed as Saturn, as bright as the burning sun.

Expand Photo 33. A Black V-Neck for Edgy Diner-Times One bad review and she’s on the dark side. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 32. A Soft Cerulean for Deep Sadness Donna’s bummed out again. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 31. A Perfect Jerk Cardigan Jaunty, annoying, full of itself.

Expand Photo 30. A Lagoon-Green Sweater for Lodge Spying It blends into the tree walls so well. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 29. A Mint-Green Locker-Loading Sweater Donna: working those pastels hard. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 28. A Royal-Purple Turtleneck, With Brooch Fancy, huh.

Expand Photo 27. A Sweater That Matches a Log Alternating shades of tawny and deep bark. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 26. A Color-Block Sweater for Apply Lip Liner Important inspirations for staying between the lines. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 25. A Dove-Gray Nancy Meyer Cardigan Warm, cozy, paired with a lovely cocktail. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 24. A Lawyerly Grandpa Sweater These buttons are just called "grandpa buttons," yes? Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 23. A Phone-Call-Transferring Sweater This is the first sweater we see in Twin Peaks! Lucy is transferring phone calls with aplomb. Photo:... more 23. A Phone-Call-Transferring Sweater This is the first sweater we see in Twin Peaks! Lucy is transferring phone calls with aplomb. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 22. A Thick Stripe Pullover Black, white, red all over: a newspaper, or this sweater. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 21. A Kindly Sweater Vest A dash of judgment, a heaping spoonful of sympathy. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 20. A Soft Nubby Sweater for Searching Thoughts Donna wonders if James is helpful at all, actually. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 19. An All-Things Sweater Diamond, curvy rectangles, circular accents. It’s all things, and it’s useful for wearing while holding a flyswatter.&n... more 19. An All-Things Sweater Diamond, curvy rectangles, circular accents. It’s all things, and it’s useful for wearing while holding a flyswatter. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 17 and 18. A Matching Gray Sweater Dress and Cardigan Plus a bonus orange knit friend. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 16. A Gown-Length Log Lady Sweater For the last episode of Twin Peaks, the only sweater comes with wisdom and gravitas. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 15. A Gray-Frump Sweater to Herd Beauty Queens Into the Right Room It brings the business. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 11, 12, 13, and 14. High-School Hallway Sweaters They do not have heat in this building. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 10. A Magical-Healing Sweater Red crosses, florals, pulling out all the stops to bring Cooper back to health. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 9. A Star-Hip Sweater A holster of light in this universe of endless dark. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 8. A Smoking-in-the-Bathroom Sweater Half lace, all sass. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 7. A Hawk Sweater! Excellent upper-arm adornments. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 6. An Agent Cooper Sweater! Sophisticated, brunette, slimming, intelligent. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 5. A Square Sweater Ideal for judging those dirty mags. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 4. A Shut-the-Mill-Down Sweater Autumn brown and ready to make some mysteriously motivated changes around here. Photo: ABC

Expand Photo 2 and 3. Two Sneaky-Detective Sweaters Off to some secret business. Photo: ABC