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The saga of The Binding of Isaac for iOS has been a coy saga full of tweets by Nicalis’ Tyrone Rodriguez talking about the game but speaking in riddles and jokes. But each tweet has gotten us closer to the seeming truth that Binding of Isaac for iOS exists, and it’s actually happening. Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that thanks to a screenshot Rodriguez tweeted, Binding of Isaac for iOS isn’t just some big goof. The bad news is that Apple rejected it for rule 15.2: “Your app contains content or features that depict violence towards, or abuse of children, which is not allowed on the App."

Umm…that’s gonna be a tough one to get around since Isaac is a child, and, well, he’s kind of the protagonist. So, either Apple’s gonna have to let this one slide, the game’s not going to happen, or prepare for Isaac to magically become 18 in the iOS version?