My mystery rematch Santa, you know who you are and you also know how to cut to the core of me. Literally. Until there is blood and guts everywhere.

This was the second sad year of being stiffed by my original Santa but saved by the generosity and all-around goodness of a rematcher. This year in particular my rematch Santa tunneled into my mind and pulled out what I really like with great ease. I received, not one, but TWO Trader Joe's cook books, giving me even less of a reason to shop anywhere else. The main event, however, is the majestic MASTERS OF HORROR box set. Not only did my sweet Santa nail it, as I am a huge horror fanatic, but he scored me the complete Season 1 collection that I have... wait for it... never seen but a moment of since they're only available individually and a little out of my price range and also how do you know which one to buy?!

I can't wait to make a big meal from TJ's and binge watch every disk and every special feature and to force my husband to watch with me, who is only just recently joining me on the darkside.

Your kind heart and thoughtfulness has kept the holiday spirit alive in me for another year, Santa. You have trapped me in a mausoleum of happiness and emotion. Thank you!