The camera was discovered and she was only reprimanded, so no future federal prison guards will be setting up cameras to try and catch her ghost on film.

3 Spooky Basement Haunted by Ghost That Was Apparently a Huge Portal Fan

Amateur paranormal expert Jim Pace recently dazzled local news correspondents in Oklahoma by taking them down into the basement of an old jewelry store to capture extensive footage of crumbling fiberglass insulation. By far the most compelling evidence he brings to our attention is this ghostly message they discovered scrawled on a chalkboard:

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Yeah, the cake's not the only thing.

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"The cake is a lie," Pace assures us, is a historical reference meaning "the promised reward never happened." Apparently, some moaning spirit angrily slashed that message onto the chalkboard to express its bitter regret over having died before dessert was served. However, a basic Google search will tell you that "the cake is a lie" is actually a reference to the popular video game Portal, a fact we are amazed no intern in that news station managed to point out. Despite the fact that Pace and his team have made over 30 unsupervised trips into this abandoned building themselves, it somehow never occurred to him that obnoxious teenagers might be doing the same thing.