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The other day we published this blog about two Somerville Swampturds who desecrated the city’s veteran’s memorial by taking down the American flags and pissing on them:

Back when we had 112,000 followers on Facebook we would’ve identified these grundle mollusks in 2.5 seconds. But even without it, we were still confident we could get the job done.

We noticed that people in comments sections were saying that they saw them go to 2 Dickson Street and have been seen around nearby Tufts University. So we looked up that address just to see what names came up….

Maia Jackson came back with interesting results. Of course she’s hyphenated her name to Maia Brown-Jackson just to remind everyone that she probably doesn’t shave her pits.

What do you think people? Do we have a hit?

Ding, ding, ding!!!

In the past 24 hours she’s changed her name on Facebook to Maia Ruth and her IG is no longer active. Her Facebook page is almost completely private, except for these pictures showing a woman who clearly looks exactly like the girl with the dude who desecrated the veteran’s cemetery, and her current home city of Somerville:

And based on the pink pussy hats, organic coffee shops, and dedication to all things woke…..

…..it’s safe to assume that this was a politically motivated desecration of a veteran’s cemetery. Also notice her boots in that “Fuck your patriarchal bullshit” picture. Look familiar?

I’m shocked actually. My money was on junkies. This chick’s got junkie eyeballs:

Turns out she’s just an America-hating SJW sticking it to the military-industrial complex by desecrating the burial grounds of those who died to protect our freedoms.

Maia Brown-Jackson is currently a law student at Tufts, after graduating from the University of Chicago:

According to her LinkedIn she’s looking to show her future employers that she’s a hard worker who will use her skills to do her hypothetical job as best she can….

She previously was as a tutor, and did work with Iraqi refugees to fulfill her white guilt quota….

If she’s working with Iraqi refugees then she likely blames evil America for fucking things up over there, which may or may not motivate her to participate in a urination on American flags at a veteran’s cemetery.

She’s also worked in the Philadelphia Museum of Art….

And claims to have previously worked as a “barista”:

If you’ve ever used the word “barista” to describe yourself or the minimum wage slug who poured your coffee into a cup, you are a grade A douchebag, and I already know everything I need to know about you.

We still don’t know the name of the guy who actually pissed on the flags, but it’s really only a matter of time now. Need your help turtle riders. Give us a name!!

Tick tock bitch.

Yet we have not heard a PEEP about this from Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone. Remember, this is a guy who immediately took to Twitter to announce he was boycotting Sam Adams after their CEO said he enjoyed the Trump tax breaks. He demanded the protesters who blockaded I-93 have charges dropped against them. He put up a black lives matter sign on City Hall, over the objections of the police union. He tweets almost as much as the guy in the White House who he hates so much.

Yet here, in his very own city, two white privileged buttnuts desecrated a cemetery for people who sacrificed their lives in order to save the world from Nazism, and he has not spoken out against it. If they had done this to a mosque or a black church, he’d be tweeting his outrage in record time. Joe Curtatone is literally human garbage, and so are the sea of trashbags in Somerville who voted for him.

Look what this pompous shmuck posted yesterday on the 17th anniversary of 9/11:

As we remember the tragedy suffered on this #911Anniversary and the 2,996 dead, should also note that the anniversary of #HurricaneMaria devestating #PuertoRico is coming up & that left 2,975 dead. — Joseph A. Curtatone (@JoeCurtatone) September 11, 2018

He can’t even commemorate the loss of 3,000 innocent people and brave first responders who died trying to save others, without taking a shot at Trump. He couldn’t let them have their moment for ONE FREAKING DAY. Human. Garbage.

He also had plenty of time to retweet stuff articles about transgender bathrooms, to show his support for a law that allows boys to beat up on girls in high school athletics:

And more left wing talking points from Rachel Maddow:

He had time to do all that, but he couldn’t just put out a single tweet about how Somerville won’t stand for people desecrating veteran’s cemeteries.

Sadly, this is the current state of the left. They could give a shit less about dead WW2 veterans and activists pissing on American flags. They care plenty about transgender bathrooms, boycotting local businesses, raising taxes, and never missing an opportunity to relate ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING to Trump. I really don’t care for Trump, but when this is the alternative, what am I supposed to do as a voter? I’d rather jump off a bridge than be associated with people like Joe Curtatone and Tufts students who desecrate veteran’s cemeteries.

It’s shocking that people like this live in Somerville, when the mayor has fostered this sort of anti-American, anti-veteran culture in the first place.

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