So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner – maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.



But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.



Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away. What does Han do?



He starts shooting at the motherfucker. He starts shooting.



Be like Han.