It is a well known fact that the movie CATS is set for over a $70 million loss. This is due to a huge anatomical error that the director, cinematographer, producers, actors, costume designers, animators, etc. overlooked for years during the making of this film. None of these cats have an anus!

How are we supposed to support a movie that constantly shows the rear end of a cat, without showing the anus? How is this supposed to even be remotely believable? This is why the movie has struggled in the box office.

So, here’s what I ask of you:

Please sign my petition urging UNIVERSAL PICTURES and the (2019) movie CATS to go back and re-edit the film to digitally include anuses. Doing so will reveal a true dedication to the art and science of cats and will significantly urge viewers to purchase tickets (and make up for the $70 million loss!) by giving them an accurate and fair chance of actually enjoying a movie about singing cats.