Selling Pussy-Pops and Other Edible Treats

How To Sell Pussy-Pops and Other Adult Edibles

The latest trend in the adult community is delicious treats sold to customers, with a little twist. The taste of our, well, “lady juices” added, is what makes these tasty treats top sellers! We all get those “I would love to taste you” messages, but this new trends of “pussy pops” and chocolate vagina molds is making that fantasy a reality for some lucky customers!

Remember: Safety First!

Safety first! You have to be careful when flavoring your delicious sexual treats, there are many problems that could come about when you dabble in the act of sexy snacks. First of all, be careful when sending. Of course use discreet and sealed packaging.

If you send your packages via the United States Postal Service you have to be wary, their very unspecific terms of service seems to say mailing anything with pussy juice on it is non-mailable, as it would technically be a bodily excretion. Although, the odds of someone ordering your juicy goods reporting you probably isn’t very high, it is still something to be cautious of!

Be Careful About The Candies, Too!

When making sweet treats, be very careful of what you’re actually putting into your vagina. Read the ingredient label, sugar free is the best way to go! There are many great sugar free lollipop options of lollipops for creating “pussy pops” that won’t mess with your PH balance too bad!

The act of making a “pussy pop” is literally putting a lollipop INTO your vagina. It is very important to monitor the state of your vagina after using products to make molds or creating “pussy pops.” Doing a test of the material you’ll be using on the area right below your vaginal opening may prove to be productive, as it’s better to have an irritated tiny spot instead of the entirety of the inside of your vagina!

Making Pussy-Pops Without Insertion

If you can manage to somehow add your “lady juice” without actually inserting sugary substances into your vagina that is the best route! Think of it as the sexual equivalent of “edibles.” Here are some ideas! Are you a squirter? (Real squirt, not fake pee squirts. No hate, but eating pee is NOT for everyone.) Collect some of your “lady juices” and mix it into an icing. Ice some cupcakes with it and ship them out! Use your icing for brownies too! Or maybe even cookies! (Icing on cookies? Weird. But these people are also ordering vagina flavored snacks so how weird can it REALLY be?)

Also Consider Selling Vagina Molds

If you still feel the need to have vagina snacks, you can always order a vagina mold (sold on Amazon) and instead of actually molding your OWN vagina, do a vaginal mold and add some of your… “flavoring.”