Hi. My name is Eric. I come up with band names constantly. If you're starting a band, might I suggest using one of these names...

Sister Restrictions

Distressed Breastaurant

World War Nü

Scabies Train

Trading Asians

The Blood of Bud Bundy

Peripheral Walberg

Teledildonics

Power Bottom Feeder

Fornication Under Consent of the Klu Klux Klan Member

Robot Dog Funeral

Wraith Babes

Lethal Hot Beef Injection

Bath Salt Country

Boring Whores

Jamey Aebersold's Guide To Free Jazz

Queef Latifah

Spiritual Claymation

Japanese Wiccan Toilet

My Negro Amigo

World Wide Web DeBois

American Psycho In Werewolf

Cocaine Goatees

Ginger Couger

The Unforgettable Haircuts

Knife Massage

Broken Gifs

13th Grade

Passive Aggressive Barista

The Boring White People Band

Hasidic Gridlock

God In A Condom

Unnatural sandwiches

Athletes Vagina

Nipple Toupées

Duck Rape

Zach the Lego Megalomaniac

The Juanita Treatment

Harriet Tubman's Celebrity Net Worth

Zumba Fail

Period Piece Police Men

Platonic Fellatio

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Child Birth

Taint Brazilian

Elderly Victoria Secret Models

Dry T Shirt Contest

Vampire Diarrhea

Jeff Dunham The Cable Guy

Fart Blouse

Zombie Snob

Free Smells

Quadruple Sec

Cheese Sugar Monster

Krang Storm

Arrogant Bummers

Bruised Condoms

Soap Chalk

Asshole Cavemen

Liquid Aminos

Poulet McNugget

Wat Dong Moon Lek

New Man Rivers

Rectangle Class

Goat Ghosts

Menthol Sushi

Vagina Vagina & Dunderson

Baby Raves

Haitian Asians

Flinstones Muscle Relaxers

Negro Fountain

Street Bra

The Uppers

The One Millionth Band

Korean B Boy Purgatory

Tiger Milf

Flesh Narc

Jacuzzi Birth

Small Soda State

Max Factor Family Tower

VHS Commentary

Anal Wind

Cunt Processing

Black Kitao

Divorced Vibration

Urine Anxiety

Barbie Surgery

Death Threat Sets

Community Norelco

Kill All Boyfriends

Flock of Heather Locklears

"Normal Al" Yankovic

Anal Temperature

Back To The Future Apologists

My Juggalo Bride

Glen Jeff Beck Hansen

Running Of The Chicago Bulls

Casey Kasem Cadence

W.E.B. Da Brat

Prius Crisis

Adolph Nixon

Hatchet Man For The New World Order Dancers

Roald "Paul Wall" Dahl

Famous Anus

The Ghost of Building 7

Tae Kwon Do Sleep Over

Shart Party

Jesus and the Christs

Sane Asylum

Dork Shadows

Gay Metaphor Baby

Lionel Nitsche

Fake Sinatra

The Mars Volta of Street Meat

Body Luggage

Salsa Blog

Duke Gaga

Polyamorous Brazilian Atheist

Son Of A Bitch Machine

Wu-Tang Adjacent

High School Shooting Reunion

Rasta Grandpa

Rude Excuse Me

Baby Gang

Anal Furs

Piping Hot Gatorade

Canadian Tuxedo

Doggy Rehab

Astronaut Ketchup

The Everything Brothers

Hypothetical Marriage

100% of the Pie Chart That Is A Wheel of Options

Bigot Sudoku

Basketball Husbands

The Broad Generalizations

Death Con Hubbard

Dance Acne

Alien vs Predator vs Brown vs The Board of Education

Hot Prostitutes

The Rolling Hills of Chipotle

Startle a Warbler

Pontificating Oval Bitch

Ultra Urban Funk Fuckers

Fuck Both My Holes

Scissor Kick Guile

Mega Nintendo Death Hibachi

Steve Urkle Polio Factory

E. Honda Accord

90210 867-53099-Cent Steakhouse

Holy Shit Ghost

The All-Seeing Prosthetic Eye

The Vagina Dialogues

The Jonus Brothers Brothers

Bull Shit Central Station

Harry Belephant

Ken Griffey Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger

Dip Your Crayon In The Company Venus Fly Trap

Mud Butt Monorail

Repard

Fudgsicle-cell Anemia

Night Loop

Coco Cherry Mango

Saturday Night Bukkakee Happy Hour

STD Library

The Beyonces

Loaf Angel

Gourmet Animal

Vitamin D Bag

Reba McEntire’s Tits

Hollywood Time Vampire

The Dave Matthews’ Dave Matthews’ Band

Operation Dude Brigade

Chun Li Trevino

Taco Bell Breakdown

Textual Assault

Eureeka's Septic Castle

Mad Bragazine

Cardboard Swordfight

Resurrected Mexican Erection

Terrifying Bionic Women of Beverly Hills Bread and Breakfast Bulletin Board System

Lou Dustin Diamond Phillips

The Dane Cook of Tex-Mex Restaurant Food Pictures

Aryan Soft Porn

Orphan Portion

Full Blown AIDS Research

Neo Soul Mate

Flat Chested Drug Addicts

Andre Agassi Ad Agency

Middle Aged Babies

Bob Robbed Grandma

Elderly Jesus

Nope Go-ped

Zach Braff's Blog

The CEO's

Gas Station Art

Wrong

Maiting Call Waiting

Giblet Failure

Monocle Experience

Doo Doo Bracelets

Chrotchmas

The Puss Magnets

Party Mouth

Large Cousins

Toasted Octagon

Soul Mates With Benefits

Siblings With Benefits

Mood Poisoning

Beauty Sleep

Hoda Kotb

Velvet Elvis

Cosby Show K Hole

Legal Aliens

Ex-Kids

Medical Nipples

Public Puberty

Plastic Surgery Fish Face

Public Mats

Beef Eater

The Wayans Brothers Future

Jesus Penis

Honky Santa

Christmas Cocaine Showdown

Fat John Cusack

Alpha Nerd

Spirit Possee

Pleasant Girl Farts

Normal Dorks

Louis Vuitton Colostomy Bag

Rich & Boring

Lonely Pizza

Rob Zombie's Parents

The Thinking Man's Epic Beard Man

Wasp Cunt

SSIK

Technical Shirt

Advil Casual

Harry Caray's Hari Kari

Difficult Babies

Soapy Boobies

Black Guy Peas

Gratuitous Passion

Even Steven Spielberg

Alpha Michelle

Coconut Grandma

10 Girlfriends

Generic Reggae

Dick Sucking Class

Urine Spaghetti

Vomit Denial

Unwanted Tits

Mule Touch

Weird & Shitty

Drunk Michael Phelps

Unidentifiable Diplomatic Immunity

Oil

Poop & Pee Mixed Together

Joe Camel Toe

Off Duty Taco Truck

Death Breakfast

Organic Pesticides

Christian Asians

The Lance Armstrong of Michael Jordans

Muscle Coordinator

Black Smithers

The Opposite of U2

Positive Rape

Pregnant On Purpose

Messiah Therapist

The White People Awards

The Laser Eye Surgery Party Of The Year

Famous Hair

The Awkward Public

More Bathrooms

The Bilderberg Group

10,000 Shampoos

Three Piece Suit Piece Of Shit Motherfucker

The Latino SAT's

Blood Juice

Pro Death

Back Plower

Big Titty Jeff

Martin Lawrence Breakdown

Embarrassing Lunatics

Maaaaaaaaaddddddddoooooonnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa

Creepo Depot

Genital Wars

Paul Reiser Mullet

A Vagina With Vitamins In It

Boring Nightmare

Ed Hardy Chardonnay

Baby Boobies

Jesus Christ Bail Bonds

Birthday Dirge

Poo Poo Girl

Karaoke

Existential Boogie

Pupusaria

The Cunt Brothers

Fake Cops

Bore Core

Cocaine Mustache

Marcus Garvey / Grace Jones Cigarette Break

Fair Moans

Weird Chicks

The Busty Dick Sucker

Mormons in Agoura

The Last Yesterday

Pussycide

That Weird Wiccan Witchita Witch Trial

ADDDJ

Grown Up Kids

Crown Victoria

Waisted Waitress

Non-Union Background

Chocolate Breast Milk

Paul Shaped Cake

Power Bottom Benjamin Butthole Button Barf Fart Just Kidding

Premail

Prison Heaven

Cut The Tits Out of My Shirt And Bwawawawawa I'm Drunk

Ashley Miami

Creepy New Man

Teenage Chicken

Mad Tour Guides

Cocaine Staring Contest Winner

Super Taco Bell

Morning & Evening Ragas

The Bugle Boys

Baronial Horse Farm

Good Feminist Husband

The United Fucking States

Fuck-a-thon!!!

Tyler Perry's Haunted Graffiti

Dinner Christians

Fat Tight Shit

BB Gun Assassin

Orogynecologist

Mellow Apocalypse

Anal birth

Theatrical Gasps

White Wives

Tea Party Bowelmovement

Hair Mates

Fival Duvall

Sexist Religious Makers

Serretonin Machine Gun

Axe Body Spray

Dr. MDMA M.D.

Dork Rage

Black Noise

DJ Starbucks Wedding Mix

NYC USA

Wasichu

Edmonia Highgate

An Attractive Dancer

Shower House

WNHL

Super Bachu

HIV Cowboys

World War 33 1/3

Neurotic Massage

Girl Retarded

Reverse Roll Bukkake

The Bad Ideas

Cake Handshake

Magnesium Ambassador

Dick Sucking Lion

Pancake Waitress

Ancient Korean Boner Reducer

The Fake 80's

KKK Flash Mob

Jet Black Nips

HNIC You Next Tuesday

Carnal Tunnel Syndrome

Bikini Destruction

Fagdad

Cho Mo

Witch Poop

Beer Gut Karate

The Son of John Roig

Frozen Babies

Genetic Spread

Lazer Cash

Advanced Urology

Bad Black Brown

Buddhist Funeral

9 mm Camera

Dad Jazz

Bloated Tony Danza

Wine Pong

Some of the Best White People You've Ever Met

Van Halen's Agents

Television Olympics

Hypothetical Rapist

Slave Graveyard

Volunteers

Successful Atheists

Roller Coaster Teacher

Vagina Mountain

Super Moon

Unprofessional Wrestling

Abortion Magma

Assistant Nightmare