Gosh. Senator Chuck Schumer seems upset about something … wonder what it could be? Maybe it’s that Mueller spent 674 days (and who knows HOW MANY MILLIONS of dollars) only to come back with a big ol’ nothingburger.

Womp womp, Democrats.

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer: “Now that special counsel Mueller has submitted his report to the attorney general, it is imperative for Mr. Barr to make the full report public and provide its underlying documentation and findings to Congress” pic.twitter.com/77ZDXa4IQE — CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) March 22, 2019

The people pretending Barr is somehow hiding something from the Mueller report are perhaps the saddest of all. Trump’s greatest crime was winning the 2016 election and it seems Dems put all their chickens into the wrong basket.

But Chuck has HOPE!

Schumer: “Attorney General Barr must not give President Trump, his lawyers or his staff any sneak previews of special counsel Mueller’s findings or evidence and the White House must not be allowed to interfere” pic.twitter.com/1lgfOVZGX3 — CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) March 22, 2019

Why would the White House interfere? Mueller found no reason to indict anyone for collusion soooo whatevs.

As for an apology to the president and Hell, to the American people?

Reporter: The indications are there are no new [Mueller] indictments… [Is] there an apology that needs to be made to the president? Schumer: I think we should wait for the full report to be made public before jumping to any conclusionshttps://t.co/rZRZBQpTot pic.twitter.com/VUb9pBhVyw — POLITICO (@politico) March 22, 2019

What an a-hole.

Seriously.

Jumping to conclusions is what Chuck does best.

Waiting for facts never stopped you from jumping to many, many conclusions before. — RB (@Raleigh_Born) March 22, 2019

Mr Schumer..it is over …face it ..it is over. — Larry Clausius (@rudgaterancher) March 22, 2019

It certainly looks that way but HEY, there could be some magical unicorn hidden in the super secret documents that Chuck seems hopeful they can find if the entire report is made public.

It could happen (and monkeys could fly out of our butts).

Better add a little salt to that crow you’re eating, Democrats.

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