man: sports! well, the sports are really sports! man 2: heh, sports? the sports are sports. total. sports man: the sports... #1 they are sports, #2 and sports, #3 and #4 THEY SPORTS *both look at one another* man (walking away): the sports are the best man 2: my sports are better than that guy's sports SPORTS

i may have ruined the word "sports" for you for today. Spuh-orts.