Shark Week is coming and it is the perfect time to drink to drink like a fish until we all get hammered.

If you are looking for the perfect way to celebrate Shark Week 2019, here are the official totally-not-official-and-in-no-way-affiliated-with-Shark-Week-on-Discovery-in-any-way-shape-or-form Shark Week Drinking Game presented by Sharkophile.com

THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SHARK WEEK DRINKING GAME RULES

(Sharkophile Rules v.2019)

To play the official totally-not-official-and-in-no-way-affiliated-with-Shark-Week-on-Discovery-in-any-way-shape-or-form Shark Week Drinking Game presented by Sharkophile.com you will need a deep supply of your favorite adult beverages and a gullible liquor. We suggest any of the beers listed below with your preferred rum or whiskey.

Beer Sips

__Simulated blood in the water after attack.

__Attack survivor says “I’m lucky to be alive.”

__ Shark completely breaches from the water.

__A shot of a shark bite on a human appendage is shown

__A cookie cutter shark is mentioned

__A shark’s liver is shown

__Sharks mate on screen

__Voice-over says “deadly.”

__A sharks bites the camera

10-second Chugs

— Someone on screen utters a curse word.

__Someone makes a “Jaws” reference

__A shark is released successfully with a satellite tracking tag

Full Shots

— The phrase “never before seen” is used.

— A shark is referred to as “biggest ever.”

__ A seal or other prey item escapes.

THE SHARKOPHILE TOP 10 SHARK-INSPIRED BEERS

If you really want the whole Shark Week experience while playing the official unofficial Shark Week Drinking game, consider one of our top picks for shark-inspired craft beers. Many of these breweries listed also donate a portion to shark-related conservation or other charitable causes.

If drinking massive amounts of beer every time a seal is ripped to shreds isn’t your thing, try this delicious Shark Week-inspired cocktail ‘Mad Mako’ from our friends at SunnySweetDays.com that you can enjoy at a more carpetshark’s pace.

SHARK WEEK DRINKING ESSENTIALS

If you are going to be using this year’s Shark Week as an excuse to drink heavily, you might as well do it in style. Here are a few recommended accessories that you will need to drink like the king of the ocean.

Of course, if you are going to be doing shots, check out these shark attack themed shot glasses.

And you definitely don’t want your beer to get warmer than a salmon shark so make sure you pick up one of these shark beer coolers.

If you are going to be drinking while in the water — and we applaud you for the courageous choice — try this inflatable shark drink caddy.

Need a way to open that fancy bottle of wine with the fancy cork plug? Try this cool hammerhead shark bottle opener.

If you need that perfect shirt to wear during your Shark Week drinking game, here is your chance. to pick up the official Sharkophile “I get Hammered” performance fishing shirt. It is super comfy so it is perfect for either being on the water or hanging out on the couch. Check out our full selection of long-sleeve performance fishing shirts available while you are there. Proceeds from every shirt sold help support our mission to provide the latest shark-related news, photos and videos.

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