Once again there's a job opening in the Trump administration, and once again Chris Christie's name has popped up in association with said opening.

Before now, Christie's name would have been more likely to come up as the subject of a federal investigation, not as a candidate to lead one. But alas, this is Trump's America where up is down, black is white, and failure is success.

If the latter holds true, Christie might actually be overqualified to head the Federal Bureau of Investigations.

Christie's name got thrown into the ring by the now ubiquitous "unnamed sources." Who these sources are who think a disgraced governor with a near-single digit approval rating and a penchant for ham-fisted political retribution would make a good candidate for FBI director remains to be seen.

If I were a betting man, I'd wager they were a big Springsteen fan with a penchant for expensive travel. Just a hunch.

The idea of a man like Christie having access to the nation's deepest darkest secrets should strike fear into the hearts of any citizen. It should especially worry you if you've spent the better part of the past eight-plus years ridiculing the governor on the pages of the state's largest newspaper.

I once drew the man as a Dallas Cowboy's cheerleader. He was wearing a crop top. It went viral! If he's named head of the FBI, I've got a one way ticket to a dog cage in Cuba. I can't live in Cuba. Forget waterboarding, the humidity is torture.

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