Neighbor Teal shared this story about a group of rebellious goats that walked off the job in northeast Bernal Heights last week:

Ten goats escaped from their keeper and wandered around on Bernal Hill, munching on the trees and potted plants along Brewster until a resident herded them up around the side of her house. Presumably City Grazing picked them up from there.

I was driving my car full of dogs from my last pickup on Holladay to my dog daycare business on Peralta, when I came upon the goats walking around in the street. I pulled over and tried to prevent them from being hit by cars for about an hour before that resident took charge of them!

I called 311 and they connected me to ACC, who called City Grazing. Meanwhile, the goats went about their goat business, munching on anything remotely edible, and relieving themselves copiously in the street.