I think I would love to be awesome sometimes

with rad humor which even I don't get

and after that I would tell something pretending I was articulate,

kind of outrageous but common knowledge

and subsequently I could reveal some kind of social critique

with an ear (eye.. ^^) for detail, with the long shot in mind

and then I had also a new and phat draft,

à la "Stumpf ist Trumpf" ey I think this is already taken.

Maybe I had a system against the system (regime)

radical reduced to "something has to work".

Yes I'd have provisions for my road to success

Yes I could, had, would, but superficial is the trump card.