Welcome back! Last post, the founder of the legacy, Alaina, took advantage of Javed’s traits and convinced him to move in. I built them a beautiful trailer, and you just found out they’re gonna need a crib soon!

Let’s start off the chapter with an exciting moment, a visit from a very special someone!

The repo-man! Yea, I forgot to pay the bills. He only took the trash can, so it wasn’t a big deal. Oh wait. That’s a -1 for my score. Great, I’m at -2 already. Geez louise. On a happier note, I decided to take pity on Javed and bought him a bookcase for his bookworm trait. Mostly because all he would do is stand around.

So now all he does is read 🙂 Another note on Javed- after the repo-man came and losing their trashcan, I decided that they were too poor for Javed to only bring home $275 a week, so got him a new job as a Podium Polisher. Ever since I bought them the bookcase, this is all Javed does:

So much so, that he skipped his first two days of work. Sigh. Lazy bones.

Anywho, on a much more exciting note, Alaina is pregnant! I decided that since Javed is already an adult it was time for them to start having babies so he can help with the child rearing, since he’s going to skip work anyways.

Since apparently juggling knives and flaming torches is dangerous for pregnant people, I had to find another way for Alaina to make money, since Javed won’t go to work (Ok this is the last time I bitch about Javed and how fricking lazy he is).

Stealing things! She ended up getting the chair behind her and two of the flower pots. All of which I kept, cause they needed some patio furniture.

The next day, I sent Alaina out to the fall festival with Javed.

Alaina: “Since I’m the only one here that can take care of myself, I’ll feed you if you agree to marry me!”

Javed: “Only if it’s a real meal. Left out canned soup doesn’t count.”

Alaina actually really likes Javed, and ever since I used the Woohooer mod to make woohoo autonomous they are going at it constantly.

They also had a private wedding at the festival, because I have no patience. Alaina bought fireworks to celebrate.

Which honestly I was kinda surprised pregnant people can use them. I mean cause really they can’t really do anything else in this game.

And before we knew it Alaina was giving birth! Seriously. For as much as I have played this game, I don’t think I have ever been as surprised about a birth. Totally wasn’t expecting it, which is why I don’t have any pictures! Ha! Whoops. My bad.

Meet Rietta! Named after famous acrobat Rietta Wallende. Rietta is a couch potato and a loner. Along with her weird yellow skin, she’s probably not going to make many friends, not that she cares. Don’t worry folks, there were no illicit affairs going on in the background, Alaina just has one of those cool rainbowy skins that came with supernatural. So her rainbowness paired with Javed’s tanness made yellow. Yea, that makes sense.

Bladder Failure: -1

Repo-Man: -1

Birth: +1

Total Points: -1

Woo! Movin on up!