Long-time Georgia Tech football coach, and the answer to the question “What if the Pillsbury Doughboy were a real person?”, Coach Paul Johnson is finally retiring. He leaves behind a legacy of the triple-option offense, a drinking game that basically wrote itself, and this gem of a gif that will never die (see right):

Now that his era is over, however, the coaching merry-go-round has begun to spin, and the names of potential replacements being considered are flying thick and fast. The Crouton’s college football experts, which includes 2-time flag football intramural champion Brad “Football Groper” Lancaster, has put together this list of qualified candidates that will undoubtedly be interviewed for the job in the next few days.