Thought the saga of the scar-faced boy who lived was over? Think again. The aptly named Weirdos Comedy collective and ace promoters Laugh Out London have joined forces to present this (very unofficial) eighth Harry Potter story, live on stage.

Expect an all-new story (we repeat: not Rowling approved) performed by a group of innovative comics, including Adam Larter as Potter himself, Marny Godden as Hermione, Matt Tedford as Ron Weasley, Eleanor Morton as his sister Ginny, Cassie Atkinson as Professor McGonagall, Jon Brittain as Hagrid, Joz Norris as Draco Malfoy and Gareth Morinan, Sooz Kempner and Jack De'Ath playing multiple roles. 'Accio comoedia!' (or something.)