Dear Princess Celestia,



Today I learned that I am a lesbian. Should of realized it a bit sooner when I noticed boys are ugly to me. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20 I guess. Anyway, it turns out there are lots of other ponies I know that are lesbians as well, and would jump at the chance to have sex with me since I am the Princess' personal student and master sorceress.(and also a princess now) Wait, did you turn me into a princess so we could be…y'know…!!



Oh shit.



Your Accidentally Unfaithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle



P.S. There's room for one more. All this pimping is really stimulating, especially while reading a book at the same time :D