OH, HEY, DUDE,

"TERRANCE & PHILLIP"IS JUST ABOUT TO START.

GREAT.

WHAT'S THAT ?IT'S MY SEAT RING.

I HAVE TO SIT ON ITBECAUSE OF MY HEMORRHOID, OW.

HEH, HEH.

SORRY.

SO, HOW ARE THINGS GOINGAT CARTMAN'S THEME PARK ?

DUDE,JUST FORGET ABOUT IT,

WE CAN'T LET HIMGET TO US OR HE WINS.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

Hey, everybody check outthe all-new Cartmanland !

It's our grand opening !

Cartmanland has over100 fabulous rides,

six roller coasters,and tons of great surprises.

And the best part is,you can't come !

That's right,because at Cartmanland

only I, Eric Cartman,can get in.

That means only I can ride theall-new Tornado Twister.

A roller coaster that splashesinto water-- wow !

It's the greatest amusement parkin the Colorado area.

And nobody can go.Especially Stan and Kyle !

Ha, ha, ha !

So come on down toCartmanland now,

but don't plan on gettingpast the parking lot,

'cause remember:

♪ So much to do at Cartmanlandbut you can't come ♪

Especially you,Stan and Kyle.

THAT DOES IT !COME ON, DUDE.

WHERE WE GOING ?

WE'RE GETTING INTOTHAT FAT-ASS'S PARK

WHETHER HE LIKES ITOR NOT.