Storm the stage to ask him to marry her

On a cruise ship holiday with his family, after contracting severe gastroenteritis

Living in a shed in his parents’ garden six months after graduating

Snowed in at a hotel in New York during a blizzard

“Baby’s gotta have it, otherwise she’s off to Utah.”

“Baby’s got no habits, all she wanna do is yoga.”

Trump’s attack on Jeremy Corbyn, which claimed his leadership would be “so bad” for the UK

The president’s announcement that the next G7 summit would be held at Camp David

A site made to attack Labour, along with an official ad presenting it as the Labour manifesto

A Twitter image, in Comic Sans font, urging MPs to “come together and get Brexit done”

The rebranding of an official Conservative Twitter account as a fact-checking service

You got…

Oh dear. Did you heed Morrissey's advice and "stop watching the news"? Might be about time to start keeping up.

Oh dear. Did you heed Morrissey's advice and "stop watching the news"? Might be about time to start keeping up.

Oh dear. Did you heed Morrissey's advice and "stop watching the news"? Might be about time to start keeping up.

Oh dear. Did you heed Morrissey's advice and "stop watching the news"? Might be about time to start keeping up.

Oh dear. Did you heed Morrissey's advice and "stop watching the news"? Might be about time to start keeping up.

Oh dear. Did you heed Morrissey's advice and "stop watching the news"? Might be about time to start keeping up.

Christmas time comes but once a year. And that's just as well, since festive quizzes aren't really your thing, are they?

Christmas time comes but once a year. And that's just as well, since festive quizzes aren't really your thing, are they?

Christmas time comes but once a year. And that's just as well, since festive quizzes aren't really your thing, are they?

Christmas time comes but once a year. And that's just as well, since festive quizzes aren't really your thing, are they?

Christmas time comes but once a year. And that's just as well, since festive quizzes aren't really your thing, are they?

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Almost there. Strong "always second in the local pub quiz" vibes. Better step up your efforts if you want to win that bottle of novelty schnapps.

Ho ho ho! Congratulations on your incredible discernment, wit and erudition. May the rain fall on your enemies.

Ho ho ho! Congratulations on your incredible discernment, wit and erudition. May the rain fall on your enemies.

Ho ho ho! Congratulations on your incredible discernment, wit and erudition. May the rain fall on your enemies.

Ho ho ho! Congratulations on your incredible discernment, wit and erudition. May the rain fall on your enemies.

Ho ho ho! Congratulations on your incredible discernment, wit and erudition. May the rain fall on your enemies.

Ho ho ho! Congratulations on your incredible discernment, wit and erudition. May the rain fall on your enemies.