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The incredibly popular Australian true crime podcast Teacher’s Pet has confirmed that twins, particularly identical twins, are creepy.

The investigative series follows the unsolved disappearance of mum-of-two Lyn Dawson, who went missing in 1982, with a lot of accusations swirling around her husband Chris Dawson, who was a creep and also had a creepy brother. Because twins are creepy.

While no one has ever been formally charged with the 33-year-old’s suspected murder, the investigative podcast looks at her husband, Chris Dawson, who moved his 16-year-old girlfriend into the family home just two days later. Very creepy behaviour.

Investigators are gathering evidence from former students after The Australian’s investi­gative podcast series revealed a “pack” of teachers were having sex with Cromer High students when Chris Dawson taught there. And that Chris and his twin brother were especially creepy the way they dressed the same and shared lovers.

Chris Dawson was a former Newtown Jets player, alongside his brother Paul Dawson, who also appears to be a bit weirdo – especially when the two were together.

New allegations that have arisen through child protection investigations and on one occasion Paul had brought a blindfolded Chris to his home and the twins had sex together as a “birthday present” for Chris and because it was Paul’s fantasy to have sex with a woman at the same time as his brother. Talk about fucking creeps.

It is not yet confirmed if all twins are that creepy, but it’s safe to assume they probably are. Especially the freaks of nature that are identical twins.

*The Betoota Advocate would like to clarify that while we recognise all twins are creepy, we aren’t 100% certain that all twins are murderers.