After blowing up a strip club, Monique goes out in search of her next evil thrill. When August, a wealthy housewife-type returning from a secluded month-long yoga retreat who has yet to learn of the “disappearance”, picks up Monique hitchhiking on the side of the road, the two women become fast friends. The naïve, newly-“enlightened” August is eager to impress her “#1 girl crush” and try new things, including hitting up a biker bar with her brand new bestie and nearly fucking the life out of Xander, a self-proclaimed good guy who wants nothing more than to find his beloved girlfriend.