Throw this into the running for "dumbest newspaper editorial ever", by the NY Sun:

Senator McCain has been coming in for some mockery lately for having answered the "Mac or PC?" question from Politico.com with, "Neither, I am an illiterate." But before writing off the likely Republican nominee as a Luddite or an old fogey, allow us to contemplate the idea that Mr. McCain might be smarter than we all think [...] He doesn't have to suffer through reading and deleting silly jokes and pictures forwarded from distant relatives. He doesn't have to spend time reading status updates of Facebook "friends" who are really just remote acquaintances. He doesn't have to worry about what the bloggers are saying about him. He saves a lot of money on all the online shopping he isn't doing. He doesn't have to worry about his stock portfolio by checking it incessantly online; he can just think about it when his monthly or quarterly statement arrives in the mail. He doesn't have to worry about accidentally sending the confidential memo to the whole staff.

He also doesn't have to worry about what is happening around the world. He can get that stuff filtered by his yes-men staff. He doesn't have to worry about educating himself about pesky things like which ones are the Sunnis, and which ones aren't. He certainly can avoid YouTube, lest he discover that everyone who creates videos loves Obama and hates him. And yeah, it's great avoiding the blogs. It would suck if he found out what people were saying about him (and I'm not talking about the liberal ones).

Living in a bubble is all the rage in some circles these days, apparently. So many advantages!

Feel free to add more.