Kat Kerr, the self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” who thinks Heaven is home to cows driving tractors and a city made entirely out of Jell-O, told a crowd that she ran into singer Whitney Houston during a recent trip to the clouds.

It takes place around the 1:34:15 mark of the video below.

… I’ve seen a lot of people receive rewards [in Heaven]. Like Whitney Houston. You can’t gauge her whole life for that. The night before she died, she gave herself out to Jesus. And it counts. It still counts! I was called up to Heaven and there was Whitney Houston standing at the throne of God. And I’m like, Wow! She passed away, obviously, [or] she wouldn’t be there. But she was beautiful! She looked like she was in her 20s, This was her spiritual body, which is… a literal body.

And then, after much public pressure from the angels, Houston allegedly sang a song about how Jesus loves her.

Obviously.

What’s scary is how everyone in that audience just seems to embrace her delusion without question. If you’re ever looking for people who don’t have any critical thinking skills, just find a religious audience listening to someone’s faith testimonial.

(Thanks to Kyle for the link)

