The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.

Alternate 1992 rerun version: It's potato, not potatoe.

Original version: I will not Xerox my butt.

is not a contraceptive.

was not dumped—it was mutual.

did not pay too much for her condo.

is not mad his birthday is on Christmas .

Online version: Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title

531 September 29, 2013 25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment. (possibly a reference to that there has been 25 years of chalkboard gags) Homerland

532 October 6, 2013 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Treehouse of Horror XXIV

533 November 3, 2013 We'll really miss you, Mrs. K.

(written only once and Bart is sad; a reference to Mrs. Krabappel's voice actress, Marcia Wallace, passing away nine days before this episode aired) Four Regrettings and a Funeral

536 November 24, 2013 no gag The Kid is All Right

537 December 8, 2013 I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom. Yellow Subterfuge

538 December 15, 2013 I will not call my teacher 'Prancer' and 'Vixen'. White Christmas Blues

539 January 5, 2014 no gag Steal This Episode

541 January 26, 2014 no gag Specs and the City

543 March 9, 2014 no gag The Man Who Grew Too Much

545 March 23, 2014 no gag The War of Art

546 March 30, 2014 no gag You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee

547 April 6, 2014 no gag Luca$

548 April 13, 2014 no gag Days of Future Future

550 May 4, 2014 no gag Brick Like Me

551 May 11, 2014 no gag Pay Pal