*The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and a smile a mile wide is stretched across Sayla Mass’s face as she approaches the Musai Monofeatured Business Building. This building houses the bright future she believes she is heading towards.*

Sayla: “There is literally nothing that can bring me down today! This is the single greatest moment of my life!”

*Little did she know her undoing would be just around the corner*

Char: “Move bitch, get out tha way, get tha way bitch, get out tha way!”

Sayla: ” What on Eart…”

*Char is coming up fast behind Sayla, listening to his favorite song on his favorite bright red racing bicycle. Char hits Sayla and just keeps on going.*

Sayla: “What the shit! Oyi, didn’t you see me walking here! Get back here so I can shoot you in the dick!”

*Char doesn’t hear, he just keeps listening to some rad beats.”

*Sayla has now torn her stockings and scuffed up her knees. Her hair all tussled and her once chipper mood now gone, she puts away her gat and forges ahead to sign the papers cementing her new position as head of a major department in the Aznable Corporation.*

Sayla: “I am here for an interview with Mr. Aznable.”

Receptionist: “Ah yes, he just came back, please head up to his office.”

*Sayla heads to the elevators and ends up meeting the douche on the bike that hit here.*

Sayla: “Well, well, well, would you look at this, a right prick who hits people while out on his morning ride about. What kind of tosser doesn’t watch out for people huh? What department are you in? I can’t wait to tell your superior!”

*The elevator dings and lets them out, both head the same direction and end up in the same office.*

Char: “So, who are you and why are you in my office?”

Sayla: “I am Sayla Mass, I am here to sign the paperwork for the department head position.”

Char: “Ah yes, my god, you look awful. Why would you come into your first day of work looking like that?”

Sayla: ” I am sorry sir, you knocked me over on your bike on my way in.”

Char: “Nonsense, that’s ridiculous! My very heavily tented sun glass helmet thing keeps my vision super clear! It’s like it’s perceptually night, especially during the night time!”

Sayla: “Oh, I see, you just didn’t see me. I am so sorry about what I said on the elevator.”

Char: “You said something? I make it a point to not listen to any of my subordinates, almost ever. Plus I had in my new Zeon brand Zaku Pods, like Apple Air Pods but not as expensive. You see I am a very frugal man, I never spend more than I have to, which is why you are here.”

Sayla: “Sir?”

Char: “On your application you put down a much lower amount for desired salary. Works out great as I need a new department head for our IT department.”

Sayla: “Ah yes, IT.”

*Cut to the IT department where Amuro is seemingly alone at his desk.*

Amuro: “Pew pew, bang, pew, pow.”

*Amuro is playing with 1/144 High Grade model kits from Bandai, featuring designs from Mobile Suit Gundam.*

Amuro: “I’ve got you now you filthy space traitor!”

*Amuro slams two model kits together.*

*Cut back to Char’s office*

Char: “Yes, IT. You know, computers, internets, emails. Can you handle that? Doesn’t really matter to be honest, for the salary you asked for.”

Sayla: “Yes, I know about many computer, uh…. parts.”

Char: “Great! Let’s head down to the IT department.”

*Char & Sayla head down to the IT department. Sayla thinks the whole way down that Char looks oddly familiar.*

*Char & Sayla walk into the very ratty looking IT department.*

Char: “Aaron and Keith! Come out here and meet your new department head!”

*Amuro pops up from under his desk, model kits in hand and Kai comes in from the break room.*

Kai: “Um Mister Aznable, what are you, umm doing down here?”

Char: “As I said Keith, this is your new department head, Samantha Mast.”

Sayla: “Uh, hi, yeah my name is Sayla Mass.”

Char: “Yes, Samantha Mastif. Anyway get use to each other!”

*Char leaves.*

Sayla: “Does he do that a lot?”

Kai: “What? Forget peoples names? Yes, he has been calling me Keith for the last three years. My real name is Kai, Kai Shiden. Thats Amuro Ray, he’s a little busy.”

*At this point Amuro has vanished since Char left the room.*

Amuro: “VVVVRRRROOOOOOOMMMM!”

*Amruo from the break room into the main office area holding up a model kit, making it seem like its flying.*

Sayla: “Mother of god, what have I gotten myself into.”

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