101. Elio (not the pizza) tried to frame Archie for murder yet again. Poor Randy Ronson.

102. Jughead and FP LITERALLY robbed Pop's at gunpoint to try and get Jellybean back.

103. Gladys and Penny Peabody (who is not dead, but DID lose an eye) fought.

104. Gladys left town. Bye.

105. Alice planned to marry Edgar Evernever.

106. Jughead got locked in a freezer.

107. Kurtz (I know, I already forgot who he was in the time I wrote this post!) was killed by the Gargoyle King. (DEATH COUNT: 13 + SHADOW LAKE GUYS + ALL THEM NUNS!)

108. Edgar planned to adopt Juniper and Dagwood.

109. EVELYN EVERNEVER WAS ACTUALLY A) 26 and B) MARRIED TO EDGAR.

110. Hal Cooper "died" "in" "a" "car" "accident"...but only his hand was found, so...

111. They all went to prom, but it turned real murdery real fast when the Gargoyle King confronted Betty and the Black Hood attacked her. Yup, he survived and now has a hook for a hand. Normal.

112. Betty discovered The Farm is HARVESTING ORGANS!!!!!!!

113. Oh, also, all the dead people The Farm can "bring back" are just the product of hypnosis...

114. Archie boxed Hiram but it was somehow a trap that sent Hiram to jail...finally.

115. Ethel revealed the Gargoyle King is Jason Blossom. Yes, the very same, SUUUUUPER-dead Jason Blossom.

116. Jughead dug up Jason Blossom's grave and he was, in fact, missing.

117. Oh, and I totally missed this before, but they took the SATs.