



Woman: You make me eat potatoes and only potatoes every day. I am sick and tired of potatoes! This isn’t a balanced diet! You get to eat a range of foods and are much healthier for it!



Man: Oh, yeah? Here, have some red potatoes, sweet potatoes, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, french fries, hash browns, potato salad, russet potatoes, larette potatoes, norland red potatoes, rose fin apple potatoes, potato wedges, yukon gold potatoes, jewel yam potatoes, hannah sweet potatoes, russian banana potatoes, red thumb potatoes, french fingerling potatoes, austrian crescent potatoes, purple majesty potatoes, kennebec potatoes, all blue potatoes, skinned potatoes, broiled potatoes, fluffy potatoes, roast potatoes, and potato pancakes. Now don’t say I never did nothin’ for ya! And quit your bitching, you hyperactive, potatophobic bitch! I eat potatoes sometimes too, especially those lovely austrian cresents in a nice broiled ensemble, and I find your hate for potatoes insulting!