Today we discovered hundreds of leaflets scattered about the kingdom warning civilians to take shelter and not to fire upon “coalition aircraft.” We aren’t sure what it means for us, but it is apparent that the enemy bunker has just been a distraction. Because of the threat of aircraft involvement, we can only assume that their real plan involves an air raid in the near future.



We are admittedly in adequately prepared for an air strike, especially with only one cannon. To remedy this, we’ve come up with the only defensive maneuver that does not involve hiding and allowing our kingdom to suffer: discourage the attack by any means necessary in this case, we have (rather miraculously) successfully stormed the enemy bunker and captured all of our enemies. It seemed that they were simply laughing at us for being so distracted by them.













The next phase of our plan is to shackle them all around the kingdom so that any bomb dropped on our land will undoubtedly kill the enemy soldier. Our hope is that the enemy isn’t so monstrous as to bomb anyway, with their soldiers directly within their own line of fire!









We will of course have the perimeter secured from highly defensible locations to prevent any form of rescue for our captured soldiers.



Your move, Green Army…

