[15:10] <Waste_Of_Light> I'm feelin' matramonial

[15:10] <Pissy> IT KEEPS HAPENING

[15:10] <Lyra[Strategist14]> where makin this hapen

[15:10] <Pissy> Light, you're the justice of the peace

[15:11] <Waste_Of_Light> I don't know what that actually entails

[15:11] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> Wait

[15:11] <Pissy> AT, you're the barkeep

[15:11] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> Who is the person marrying the couple

[15:11] <Pissy> The justice of hte peace

[15:11] <Tarane> Uh

[15:11] == ATtheorytime[Huelicopter] has changed nick to ATtheweddingbarkeep

[15:11] <Vampsquirrel> I have no clue what's happening

[15:11] <Vampsquirrel> So imma get drunk

[15:11] == rascalywabit has changed nick to Bride

[15:11] <Tarane> I have no clue what's happening either

[15:11] == Pissy has changed nick to Also_Bride

[15:12] * Vampsquirrel sits down near the wedding barkeep

[15:12] <Bride> this is amazing

[15:12] <Also_Bride> Totes

[15:12] <Vampsquirrel> "Get me drunk"

[15:12] * ATtheweddingbarkeep hands Vampsquirrel a barrel of pure alcohol

[15:12] <Lyra[Strategist14]> This is stupid

[15:12] <Also_Bride> How does my beard look with the wedding dress

[15:12] <Bride> It looks perfect me

[15:12] <Tarane> There are no words

[15:12] <Also_Bride> Thanks, me

[15:12] * Vampsquirrel drinks takes a swig of the alcohol

[15:12] <Bride> You are very welcome, me.

[15:13] * Tarane slips into the cjodah plane of existence

[15:13] == Whatever_I_am_in_this_scenario [webchat@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net] has joined #WeddingBells

[15:13] <Whatever_I_am_in_this_scenario> Alrght, I'm Lyra now

[15:13] == Lyra[Strategist14] [webchat@d162-156-183-241.bchsia.telus.net] has left #WeddingBells []

[15:13] <Also_Bride> Oh no

[15:13] <Also_Bride> There goes the groom

[15:13] <Whatever_I_am_in_this_scenario> No it is me

[15:13] <Bride> Oh look the groom is back

[15:13] <Bride> Are you excited me?

[15:13] == Whatever_I_am_in_this_scenario has changed nick to Groom_or_whatever

[15:14] <Waste_Of_Light> AHEM

[15:14] <Also_Bride> I'm always excited

[15:14] <Waste_Of_Light> DEARLY BELOVED!

[15:14] <Waste_Of_Light> WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY

[15:14] <Waste_Of_Light> FOR GOD KNOWS WHY

[15:14] <Groom_or_whatever> Shenanigans, mostly

[15:14] <Waste_Of_Light> HONESTLY AT THIS POINT, NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA WHATS GOING ON

[15:14] <Also_Bride> trudat

[15:14] * Bride flutters eyelids at groom

[15:14] <Waste_Of_Light> I THINK WE'RE HAVING A 2.5 WAY WEDDING?

[15:14] * Vampsquirrel continues drinking

[15:14] <Waste_Of_Light> HONESTLY, I SEE NO REASON WHY THIS SHOULDN'T BE A THING

[15:14] <Also_Bride> No, Bride and I are the same person

[15:15] <Bride> Truth

[15:15] <Waste_Of_Light> SO IT'S GOING TO CONTINUE BEING A THING, AND IT IS NOT GOING TO STOP BEING A THING UNTIL I GOD DAMN SAY SO

[15:15] <Also_Bride> Truth

[15:15] <Groom_or_whatever> Don't question it

[15:15] * Also_Bride winks

[15:15] * Bride also winks cause same person

[15:15] == ATtheweddingbarkeep has changed nick to Waste_Of_Booze

[15:15] <Waste_Of_Light> GROOM OR WHATEVER, DO YOU TAKE THIS INDIVIDUAL/TWO PEOPLE/TWO SAME PERSON TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED SOMETHING OR OTHER?

[15:16] * Vampsquirrel starts crying because this is a beautiful ceremony

[15:16] <Groom_or_whatever> Sure

[15:16] <Waste_Of_Light> FAN FUCKING TASTIC

[15:16] <Bride> SO ROMANTIC

[15:16] * Bride sniffles

[15:16] <Also_Bride> TAKE ME NOW

[15:16] <Waste_Of_Light> BRIDE. DO YOU TAKE THE GROOM OR WHATEVER TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED INDIVIDUAL OF DESTINCTION?

[15:16] <Also_Bride> *distinction

[15:17] <Waste_Of_Light> THANK YOU

[15:17] <Bride> WE DO

[15:17] <Waste_Of_Light> ALSO BRIDE I THINK THAT COVERS YOU TOO SO FUCK YEAH MOVING ON

[15:17] <Also_Bride> HELL YES

[15:17] <Also_Bride> WE DO

[15:17] <Also_Bride> FOR THE WIN

[15:17] <Also_Bride> AND HAPPILY EVER AFTER

[15:17] * Bride totally wants to do sloppy makeouts now

[15:17] <Waste_Of_Light> CONGRATU FUCKING LATIONS, HAVE YOUR DISGUSTING MAKEOUT SESSION.

[15:17] <Vampsquirrel> I *SOB* I LOVE WEDDINGS!

[15:18] * Also_Bride has a sloppy makeout with Bride

[15:18] * Bride hangs off of the groom and also herself

[15:18] * Bride they all have the best mack sess ever

[15:18] <Bride> -THE END-

[15:18] <Waste_Of_Light> WELP, WE'RE DONE HERE, DJ START PLAYING SOMETHING STUPID LIKE "SHE THINKS MY TRACTOR'S SEXY" BECAUSE I NO LONGER CARE

[15:18] * Waste_Of_Light OLLIES OUTIE

[15:18] <Also_Bride> THIS WAS WONDERFUL

[15:18] <Tarane> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVvnuEVxvwQ

[15:19] <Also_Bride> ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN AGAIN

[15:19] <Waste_Of_Light> This makes the second Justice of the ____ that I've faked being, so I guess I should start keeping track

[15:19] <Also_Bride> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FMdR-G5BxQ

[15:20] * Groom_or_whatever gets drunk