Hey everyone, Sara here, just giving you a quick update from the other side! 😇

It was a shock, I have to admit. I mean, I’ve always said those combined shower/bath monstrosities are dangerous, but I never expected one of them to take me out like this. I guess I should have known better. 🛁☠

This whole thing really got me thinking about my life, though. You know, trying to make sense of everything. And looking back on it all, I’ve got no fucking idea. Seriously, if any of you know why I did all that shit then please tell me, because I do not have a single fucking clue. 🤔

But anyway, it doesn’t matter now, and I have to tell you that the afterlife is pretty damn sweet. There are dogs everywhere, and you can pat them all. You can get any kind of pizza you want. Tumblr even works. It’s amazing! 🐶🍕💻👍



Plus they have that TV show, you know the one they made about me, Pretty Little Liars. Except here it’s slightly different - Mona is in every episode, Ezra is in jail, Spencer and Aria are married like in real life, that sort of thing. 👰🏼👰🏻

It’s been great catching up with so many familiar faces, particularly Charlotte. She’s so much fun to hang out with. We’ve decided to become ghosts, and once we get our haunting licenses Ezra had better watch out, lol! 👻😝

There’s a bunch of other Rosewood alumni here, too. We were hanging out at Maya’s the other day, getting really stoned, and Shana gave us a violin recital. She’s so talented. Then yesterday we went out for a drive and bumped into Wilden. Like, literally. It was so funny, just the look on his face as he bounced off the bonnet of the car! 😂

But you all know what the best part of the afterlife is… the showers! They are just amazing, perfect pressure and temperature control, unlimited hot water, and so many incredible designs, you can have a different one each day if you like. I can’t describe how wonderful the showers here are. It’s just bliss! 🚿🚿🚿

Honestly, dying is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I should have done it years ago. 💀😀

Anyway, the last thing I want to say before singing off is that as awesome as things are here, you don’t have to wait until you die to make the most of your life. Chase your dream now, whether it’s shower design, or shower installation, or just having lots and lots of showers. You deserve it all! 😎🚿

Sara xoxoxo

