Reasons for being fired. (Check Box)

1. I watched Full Metal Jacket too many times and thought it would apply to real life

2. I lacked common sense

3. I possessed false notions of masculinity

4. I am a little anusface

5. I never learned how to empathize with others

6. I have gorilla-like hormones

7. I easliy misspell words

8. All of the above

Name of "Real Human" who called you out on your stupid ass shit: ______________

We, as a company, don't want to put up with chest puffery. If you don't have a modicum of common sense and courtesy, please let your supervisor know and we can provide you with a pink slip. If you need them, kicks in the ass can also be supplied.

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