In an effort to shed Miller Park's reputation as "Wrigley Field North," the Brewers have imposed Milwaukeeans-only ticket sales for games against Cubs. But their latest gambit might be their boldest yet: The stadium has installed special tollways at Miller Park, exclusive to Cubs fans.

"We've had enough of these loud Chicago fans, coming up here with their Old Style and their obnoxious cheers and their dumb flags and their second-place MVP finishers," said Brewers president of business operations Rick Schlesinger. "It's time they pay for the wonderful, actually halfway-decent, non-ivy-infested facilities we offer."

The tolls are simple: Any person seen entering the Miller Park lots with an Illinois license plate is charged $1.50, with toll fees increasing from there. Kris Bryant jerseys will cost fans an additional $2.14, Javier Baez uniforms incur a surcharge of $2.71 and Anthony Rizzo shirts will cost a Cubbie $3.08. Only exact change will be accepted.

Cubs fans can purchase an "M-Pass," a white block that, when scanned will instantly deduct payment from an assigned checking account along with an additional $2.11 FIB charge.

For now, Cubs fans with Wisconsin plates will be spared tolls; however, they will still be subject to the indicated jersey taxes.

"Frankly we're surprised it's taken the Brewers this long to swindle us Cubs fans and Illinoisians," said Milwaukee-based Cubs fan Eric Tosley. "I mean, we've been making you guys pay for our roads for decades now. We don't even use it for maintaining the highway. We used it to pay for very expensive and wildly overrated free agents," before glancing angrily at a photo of Jason Heyward.

Schlesinger noted that, if the initiative is successful, Miller Park is likely add additional tolls in the future, such as a mandatory donation for anyone who sings "Go Cubs Go," a fee for bringing W flags into the facility and an extension of the toll to include St. Louis Cardinals fans.

"It's the least we can do," Schlesinger added. "I mean, have you seen what they do to bagels down there? It's an atrocity, and it's about time they paid for it – even if just in toasted ravioli."

Schlesinger noted that he doesn't expect the toll to expand to the Brewers' other NL Central competition, the Cincinnati Reds and the Pittsburgh Pirates.

"Haven't they had it hard enough being Reds fans and Pirates fans?" he queried.