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09/27/2017 05:43 AM

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Report Copyright Violation I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams Hi. former navy nuclear machinist mate here. Born with a decent brain on my shoulders. Trained to use it by the navy.



So, been crunching numbers. NFl is not afraid of a boycott. Because left has deep pockets. Just not enough of us to hurt them financially no matter how long and hard we boycott.



And a veteran's day boycott? It will just drive prices of tickets down. And the left will then buy them cheap and fill the seats. Just making it worse. So, we just can't empty the stadiums with a boycott. No matter how hard we try.



So, I approached the situation strategically. Like a military operation. What could we do to really hurt the NFL? Disrupt them.



And I realized the NFL has a huge weakness.



TRAFFIC



Nfl players want to have a peaceful protest? Well, we can too. Only takes a thousand people with vehicles (big ass mudders) to peacefully protest an nfl game by shutting down traffic into and out of the stadiums.



I can see it now. Huge traffic jams caused by huge trucks 'broken down' blocking all the routes into and out of the stadiums.



With huge traffic jams... cameramen, equipment, players, and of course fans, won't be able to make it to the games. The stations will be unable to air the games. Even a one or two hour delay will destroy their profits as advertisers won't want to waste ad dollars.



The nfl will be destroyed in... a couple of months.



And there is literally nothing they can do to stop it. Because... it's just peaceful protesting.



There you go



Carry on, sailors

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09/27/2017 05:57 AM

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09/27/2017 06:00 AM

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The gorillas will tear your arms off and shove them up your ass . You will deserve it .

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09/27/2017 06:02 AM

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The gorillas will tear your arms off and shove them up your ass . You will deserve it .

The gorillas will tear your arms off and shove them up your ass . You will deserve it . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75588238



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I don't know though.. I mean... a bunch of pissed off military guys? I mean... all we did was run nuclear aircraft carriers and go to war. You think we could figure out how to organize a protest? Gosh. I don't know. seems so difficult. I mean... only the super smart left is smart enough to figure out how to shut down freeways...



right? what do we know? we're just a bunch of mouth breathing rednecks I don't know though.. I mean... a bunch of pissed off military guys? I mean... all we did was run nuclear aircraft carriers and go to war. You think we could figure out how to organize a protest? Gosh. I don't know. seems so difficult. I mean... only the super smart left is smart enough to figure out how to shut down freeways...right? what do we know? we're just a bunch of mouth breathing rednecks

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09/27/2017 06:03 AM

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The gorillas will tear your arms off and shove them up your ass . You will deserve it .

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09/27/2017 06:41 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams People should go just for the anthem. Stand, salute, hand on heart then immediately march out when the National Anthem is finished. Let them play in an empty stadium. Where the fans only came to respect the flag, nothing else.

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09/27/2017 06:49 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams take a four lane interstate during rush hour, have four cars come to a full stop thus forming a road block....

sit there for no more 2 minutes, then drive on. this will create a massive traffic jam from that point rearwards lasting a hour or more. repeat every 2 miles or so and gridlock will set in for most of the day. take a four lane interstate during rush hour, have four cars come to a full stop thus forming a road block....sit there for no more 2 minutes, then drive on. this will create a massive traffic jam from that point rearwards lasting a hour or more. repeat every 2 miles or so and gridlock will set in for most of the day.

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09/27/2017 06:52 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams take a four lane interstate during rush hour, have four cars come to a full stop thus forming a road block....

sit there for no more 2 minutes, then drive on. this will create a massive traffic jam from that point rearwards lasting a hour or more. repeat every 2 miles or so and gridlock will set in for most of the day.

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Agreed, this was my thought as well Agreed, this was my thought as well

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09/27/2017 06:55 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams Just go for the anthem then walk out like they did at the Liverpool protest.



Or play the anthem all the way throught the game while waving flags.



Or don't go.

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09/27/2017 08:10 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams take a four lane interstate during rush hour, have four cars come to a full stop thus forming a road block....

sit there for no more 2 minutes, then drive on. this will create a massive traffic jam from that point rearwards lasting a hour or more. repeat every 2 miles or so and gridlock will set in for most of the day.

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Agreed, this was my thought as well

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Rush hour on Sunday? Have some coffee before you start typing ideas Rush hour on Sunday? Have some coffee before you start typing ideas

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09/27/2017 08:30 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams One thing missing in your military plan....people buy tickets before the game!



Even if you stop them from arriving because they are stuck in traffic the club still has the money so the only people you going to piss off are the fans who bought tickets and couldn't see the match. One thing missing in your military plan....people buy tickets before the game!Even if you stop them from arriving because they are stuck in traffic the club still has the money so the only people you going to piss off are the fans who bought tickets and couldn't see the match.

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09/27/2017 08:31 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams Again your plot is stadium money, aka pocket change. TV is the money. Unhook the TV truck.

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have to do both have to do both

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09/27/2017 08:38 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams take a four lane interstate during rush hour, have four cars come to a full stop thus forming a road block....

sit there for no more 2 minutes, then drive on. this will create a massive traffic jam from that point rearwards lasting a hour or more. repeat every 2 miles or so and gridlock will set in for most of the day.

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Agreed, this was my thought as well

Agreed, this was my thought as well Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75154792



Rush hour on Sunday? Have some coffee before you start typing ideas

Rush hour on Sunday? Have some coffee before you start typing ideas Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64431538



Have you ever tried to get into an NFL stadium an hour or so before kickoff?? I live near Fed Ex (Fed Up) Field in MD. Right before and right after a home Redskins game the beltway, in both directions, is a literal parking lot. It's 6 lanes so quite a few cars would be needed to shut down both directions, but it would be a traffic nightmare. It already is without people purposely blocking traffic. I think it's a fantastic idea. But once again it's only doing marginal good, the tickets have already been sold, so the commie owners are already counting their money. But it would definitely put a hurting on food/drink/merchandise sales, not to mention an empty stadium on TV would really get the point across. But these idiots only speak one language, money. Kicking them in the bank account is the best way for us to be heard. Have you ever tried to get into an NFL stadium an hour or so before kickoff?? I live near Fed Ex (Fed Up) Field in MD. Right before and right after a home Redskins game the beltway, in both directions, is a literal parking lot. It's 6 lanes so quite a few cars would be needed to shut down both directions, but it would be a traffic nightmare. It already is without people purposely blocking traffic. I think it's a fantastic idea. But once again it's only doing marginal good, the tickets have already been sold, so the commie owners are already counting their money. But it would definitely put a hurting on food/drink/merchandise sales, not to mention an empty stadium on TV would really get the point across. But these idiots only speak one language, money. Kicking them in the bank account is the best way for us to be heard.

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09/27/2017 08:49 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams This would have to be organized. Like any good plan.



Figure out the chokepoints of traffic for each stadium.



Send out different units to delay different things.



- We can have units to delay the players.



- Units to prevent people from getting in and out of the stadiums.



- Units to prevent food from getting into the stadiums.



In the internet age... with the force of retired pissed off vets behind us who have nothing to do on Sundays... how hard can this be? Seriously.



The boycott is one thing. This in combination with a boycott would be DEVESTATING to the NFL. They will be begging people to stop. But people never will...



because once the right is done protesting... the left... you know, the guys the NFL chose to get in bed with, they'll be shutting down games. Rioting and stuff.



NFL is screwed.

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09/27/2017 09:11 AM



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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams I like it! Waiting for karma farm so I can buy a pin.

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That's okay, Lord Revan. I have plenty to spare, so I took care of it!





OP, if you get this idea of yours "off the ground"....harhar, well, I'd just really like to see that happen!









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Alright math, I'm over it. Figure it out for yourself.... ...I adapt to the unknown,under wandering stars I've grown,by myself, but not alone...To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP memberWhen North Korea is easier to negotiate with than the democrat party, then something is horribly wrong with them.--Zedakah, GLP memberLibs, Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars and a heartbeat not be considered life on Earth? --AnonymousAlright math, I'm over it. Figure it out for yourself.... That's okay, Lord Revan. I have plenty to spare, so I took care of it!OP, if you get this idea of yours "off the ground"....harhar, well, I'd just really like to see that happen!

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09/27/2017 09:17 AM

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Affirmative Action for football and basketball. Black to white players are disproportionate, which represents un-equality. Why is this? (and now we can wait for for the trap to spring..)

"That's because blacks are better athletes"



Oh really? If that's the case, then it should be acceptable to say "Whites are more intelligent" after all, affirmative action dumbs down testing and automatically allows minorities who otherwise wouldn't deserve it to get 'in' to an organization or job.



How do you think blacks would react if sports had affirmative action for whites? "well Lebron, we know you're better than Charlie Whiteness, but there's not enough white people on the team, so you're out and he's in."





MnB15 Destroy it with a white version of Affirmative Action.Affirmative Action for football and basketball. Black to white players are disproportionate, which represents un-equality. Why is this? (and now we can wait for for the trap to spring..)"That's because blacks are better athletes"Oh really? If that's the case, then it should be acceptable to say "Whites are more intelligent" after all, affirmative action dumbs down testing and automatically allows minorities who otherwise wouldn't deserve it to get 'in' to an organization or job.How do you think blacks would react if sports had affirmative action for whites? "well Lebron, we know you're better than Charlie Whiteness, but there's not enough white people on the team, so you're out and he's in."

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09/27/2017 09:18 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams Hi. former navy nuclear machinist mate here. Born with a decent brain on my shoulders. Trained to use it by the navy.



So, been crunching numbers. NFl is not afraid of a boycott. Because left has deep pockets. Just not enough of us to hurt them financially no matter how long and hard we boycott.



And a veteran's day boycott? It will just drive prices of tickets down. And the left will then buy them cheap and fill the seats. Just making it worse. So, we just can't empty the stadiums with a boycott. No matter how hard we try.



So, I approached the situation strategically. Like a military operation. What could we do to really hurt the NFL? Disrupt them.



And I realized the NFL has a huge weakness.



TRAFFIC



Nfl players want to have a peaceful protest? Well, we can too. Only takes a thousand people with vehicles (big ass mudders) to peacefully protest an nfl game by shutting down traffic into and out of the stadiums.



I can see it now. Huge traffic jams caused by huge trucks 'broken down' blocking all the routes into and out of the stadiums.



With huge traffic jams... cameramen, equipment, players, and of course fans, won't be able to make it to the games. The stations will be unable to air the games. Even a one or two hour delay will destroy their profits as advertisers won't want to waste ad dollars.



The nfl will be destroyed in... a couple of months.



And there is literally nothing they can do to stop it. Because... it's just peaceful protesting.



There you go



Carry on, sailors

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09/27/2017 09:20 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: I got it. how to destroy the nfl. Quickly. And easily. Traffic jams People should go just for the anthem. Stand, salute, hand on heart then immediately march out when the National Anthem is finished. Let them play in an empty stadium. Where the fans only came to respect the flag, nothing else.

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To me, this would be the MOST impactful. Want to talk about pissing off advertisers?

"The more you know, the crazier you look" To me, this would be the MOST impactful. Want to talk about pissing off advertisers?