Did you see it? Did you see it?

See what?

Voter fraud! There’s voter fraud in Iowa!

Oh, yeah.

Some woman voted twice—and I’m not surprised it was a woman I have to tell you—so nasty. But she voted twice, and they arrested her!

Yeah, but—

I called it. I told you there would be voter fraud, and I was right. I’m sure the congratulations are gonna come streaming in. Believe me. Keep the phones clear.

But—

I told them it was rigged, and they laughed because they’re crooked. They’re all crooked—Hillary, the media, all of them. Now we have the proof.

Hold on—

This is beautiful. We caught them at—

Mr. Trump!

What? Why are you interrupting me?

She’s one of ours.

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