WTF, dude

By David Futrelle

I suppose it was inevitable. Incels obsess endlessly over what they call the “dogpill,” their evidently quite sincere belief that a large number of white women are having sex with their dogs. So I guess it was only a matter of time before one of these weirdos began to wonder if he could get in on all this alleged dog sex himself, and use man’s best friend to “ascend” to the realm of the sex-havers, i.e. fuck a dog himself.

He just wants to find one that reminds him of a white person. Because in addition to being a potential dog-molester, he’s racist as fuck.

Take it away, Wizard32 on the Incels.co forums:

WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T EVEN YOU SICK FUCK

He helpfully posts some NSFW dalmatian sex cartoons to illustrate what’s going on in his brain, I guess; I’ve left them out of the screenshot on the off chance you have not lost your lunch yet.

Wizard32’s colleagues on Incels.co are not exactly encouraging.

“Dogs just aren’t attractive,” writes someone called cryptic__egg.

Dogs work for foids since they only require dick to be happy, but men are attracted to the whole female form, and vaginas alone look like shit 99% of the time. Dogs aren’t viable cope.

Another commenter shares cryptic’s disgust, but goes on to offer some helpful suggestions. As frustratedhapa puts it:

There are tons of beautiful breeds, but none sexually attractive. Only a sicko would find a dog hot. But perhaps you can program your mind to be turned on by them. Try watching tons of animal porn until it becomes an acquired taste. If you’re looking for a beautiful WHITE dog, try a samoyed:

Or if you want shorthaired, get a white labrador:

Wizard32 also suggests that he could be into dolphin sex.

If you were swimming with a human foid and got a boner for her but then she grabbed your dick and jammed it into the slit of a dolphin foid I bet you would let the dolphiness fuck you to completion even if you weren’t drunk.

Dudes, leave the animals alone. Please.

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