From Bristol Novelty, Ltd, a Wizard Wig (white) with long beard! Adult carnival item. Keep away from fire. Made in China.

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UPDATE: Part 2 of gift: Motherf***ing DRAGON PUZZLE!

Background: I collect puzzles of wizards fighting dragons. Sort of hard to find, but it's a niche thing. So now, I can dress as a wizard and fight my dragon puzzle. A picture of that will need to wait until I 1) get my husband back from his trip or 2) make a friend.