WeWere0nABreak Sat 12-May-18 13:09:57

My DP used to sing a creepy song over the baby monitor to freak me out when we had Dd1 (to one of the wretched jumperoo tunes). Think a sort of slytherin type voice:



It went, "[baby] liketh thucking mummy'th boobieth. [baby] liketh thucking. Thucking a booby"...



And there's nothing you can do about it from another room Luckily he's far too exhausted with the toddler to do it this time around!!