TREY: Lincoln, you've got to help me escape the Friend Zone!

LINCOLN: The only way to do that is to change the mind of the person who sent you here.



TREY: How do I do that?

LINCOLN: Usually money or power.



TREY: I have neither.

LINCOLN: Then you should be used to this by now.



TREY: Is there any other way?

LINCOLN: Well, it's risky, but you could try winning her over with a grand gesture.



TREY: Right, like a boombox over my head playing "In Your Eyes"!

LINCOLN: I'm not really a huge Peter Gabriel fan.



TREY: I wrote an entire kabuki show for you!

LINCOLN: Abort!



