*Discord is watching Adventure time on his 70-inch plasma TV when Diamond Tiara bursts into the room, destroying the TV in the process*



Discord: That was a 70-inch... plasma-screen TV. *inhale* So, how can I help you?



Diamond Tiara: You must be the great Discord.



Discord: 'Suuuup?



Diamond Tiara: I've heard quite a lot about you.



Discord: Oh, really?



Diamond Tiara: The Master of Chaos, who glides through oceans of mayhem. Beyond pony, a monster whose power radiates with a strife that casts confusion on strife itself.



Discord: Oh, you little tot, pucker up!



Diamond Tiara: E-Excuse you?



Discord: Oh, sorry. I like to random talk when somepony's kissing my hoof.



Diamond Tiara: Let's just cut to the chase. I'm Diamond Tiara.



Discord: And I'm Carmen San Diego. Guess where I am!



Diamond Tiara: I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here!



Discord: Oh, so am I. And I'm falling, and I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so agitated right now, because this bratty little twit barged into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm her alcoholic father. *both Discord and Diamond Tiara point their guns at each other* Be a sweetie and get Daddy another beer, would you? *both of them shoot each other in the face*