The old hag Hillary Clinton turned 70 years old today. She looks more like she’s 95 years old these days with the forearm crutches, falling, seizures and other things. Lets all give a big, warm Happy Birthday to future inmate Hillary Clinton! 70 year of being as nasty and corrupt as she’s been is quite an accomplishment.

Happy Birthday to this future inmate!

Exactly one year ago today, just days before the biggest election choke in American history, Hillary Clinton tweeted this about herself:

Happy birthday to this future president. pic.twitter.com/JT3HiBjYdj — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 26, 2016

Tweeting Happy Birthday to yourself is pretty lame. But calling herself “future president” just makes mocking this tweet all the more enjoyable. Pretty ugly even as a little kid. She looked like a conniving little brat, even back then. Kind of figures that Hillary Clinton was born so close to Halloween.

Happy Birthday future inmate! Maybe you’ll get a Russian for a cellmate.

Image credit: Ninety Miles From Tyranny