The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!

Episode 1: Pilot

Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy were relaxing in their hideout.

"AHHH!" Freddy said. He put his foot on top of the chair.

"Lazy." Bonnie said. He was doing jumping jacks.

Chica was listening to music.

Foxy came over. He grabbed Chica's headphones to listen to the music.

"HEY!" She yelled.

"LAME!" Foxy said. "Ugh, you all are so boring."

[Audience Laughs]

Just then, the alarm rang. Freddy sprung out of the couch.

"Oh no, a little boy has been robbed on Jace Street!" Freddy announced.

"Then let's go!" Chica said.

"Wait." Bonnie said.

"What, we got to go!" Freddy said.

"I'm making a vegetable smoothie." Bonnie but the vegetables in the blender. He turned it on for a few seconds and poured the juice in a cup. Bonnie drank it slowly.

[Audience Laughs]

"HURRY UP!" Freddy was angry.

Bonnie was SIPPING it.

"Allow me." Foxy said. He grabbed the glass and threw it out of the window.

*CRACK!*

[Audience Laughs]

"You do know that could have it someone!" Bonnie said.

[Audience Laughs]

"JUST GO." Freddy said. He grabbed Bonnie.

MEANWHILE...

"Timmy, don't cry!" The mother said. "I'll buy you another toy car!"

"WHAAA!" Timmy cried.

"Ugh." The mother said. "It's impossible to make you happy." She folded her arms.

[Audience Laughs]

"What's the emergency?" Freddy asked.

"Oh Goodness, you are here!" The mother said.

"DUH!" Foxy said.

[Audience Laughs]

"Don't be rude, man." Bonnie said.

"Anyway, a purple man has stolen my poor child's Toy Car!" The mother told them.

"Ugh, the purple man." Freddy said. "He's always doing something."

"We have to protect the kids!" Chica said.

"Yes, we'll look for him." Freddy said. "Chica, you stay here and calm down Timmy, while me, Bonnie, and Foxy look for the Purple Man."

"Why don't I just stay here?" Foxy was being lazy.

"Because...uh..." Freddy didn't have a reason why.

[Audience Laughs]

"Well.." Foxy folded his arms.

"LET'S JUST GO!" Freddy said. They split up.

MEANWHILE...

"YES!" The Purple Man said. "I have Timmy's toy car!"

"Okay so..." The red guy said.

[Audience Laughs]

The red guy and the blue guy were the purple guy's henchmen. Get it? Because red and blue make purple? HA HA!

"What do you mean, SO?" The Purple guy said.

"You have the toy car. What purpose does it make?" The Blue guy said. "It's not that much of a threat."

"Yeah." Red Guy exclaimed.

"SILENCE, you FOOLS." The Purple Guy said.

"You shouldn't be talking." The Red Guy said.

[Audience Laughs]

"UGH!" Purple Guy said. He needed something for them to do so they will stay out of his hair. "Hey!"

"What?" Red and Blue guy asked.

"Buy some pizza for me." Purple Guy said.

"Why?" Red Guy asked.

"I DEMAND YOU TO!" Purple Guy yelled in their ears.

[Audience Laughs]

"Fine." Red Guy and Blue guy picked up the phone and dialed the number.

"Pick up, or delivery?" The pizza man asked.

"Ugh...Delivery." Blue guy said.

"Make the pizza have mushrooms!" Purple Guy shouted in the background.

[Audience Laughs]

Red Guy and Blue Guy rolled their eyes.

"With mushrooms..." Red Guy said.

MEANWHILE... (WITH FREDDY)

Freddy was walking down the street looking for anything suspicious. He saw a Pizza man put Pizza in the trunk of a car, and then go in the car.

"Excuse me!" Freddy said.

"WHAT." The Pizza Man said.

"Where are you taking this pizza?"

"Look man, I'm just doing my job, and I really hate it, so can you just, like leave me alone?"

[Audience Laughs]

"Fine." Freddy said.

The guy drove off. Freddy jumped in the trunk of the car.

"Pizza!" Freddy said. He grabbed a slice. "Yuck, Mushrooms!" He spit it out.

[Audience Laughs]

MEANWHILE... (WITH BONNIE)

Bonnie bounced around town.

"LA LA LA..." Bonnie was very happy. He bumped into something.

"HUH?"

It was a food stand. There were fruits and vegetables.

"Hello!" The nice lady said. Want a free sample?"

"SAMPLE..." Bonnie said. "OKAY!"

"Here you go!" The lady passed Bonnie a green liquid in a plastic cup.

Bonnie gasped. "VEGETABLE SMOOTHIE!"

"Uhh... yes." The lady said.

"MY FAVORITE!" Bonnie was VERY happy.

"Cool..." The lady said.

Bonnie slowly sipped the smoothie.

[Audience Laughs]

"Uhh..." The lady said.

"SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP." Bonnie sipped the smoothie.

"My goodness." The lady said.

[Audience Laughs]

MEANWHILE... (WITH CHICA)

"WHAAAA!" Timmy was crying.

"Ugh, Chica do you know how to make him stop?" The mother asked.

"EASY." Chica said. She got a gun.

"HEY!" The Mother said. "I will lot let you SHOOT my child!"

[Audience Laughs]

"It's a CUPCAKE gun, chillax." Chica said. She shot out 10 cupcakes. Chica them mushed them together, and it magically made a cake.

"WOW!" The mother applauded.

Chica gave the cake to Timmy. Timmy stopped crying.

"HE HE!" Timmy said. He grabbed the cake and splat it everywhere.

[Audience Laughs]

"UGH!" The mother said. "He's making a giant mess!"

"Hey, at least he stopped crying." Chica said.

"Yeah I guess.." The mother said.

MEANWHILE... (WITH FOXY)

Foxy walked down the street. He was near a crowd of people.

"What is this." Foxy was so confused. He looked around. He saw a group of HOT girls.

"JESUS!" Foxy's eyes grew big. He stared at them. "They are so dashing..."

[Audience Laughs]

Foxy went to the girls.

"Hey babes." Foxy put his arms around two of the girls.

"YUCK!" The girls said. "Get away from us!"

[Audience Laughs]

"Wait!" Foxy said. The girls saw his HOOK.

"Whoa, is that a REAL pirate hook!" The girl asked.

"Uhh...yes?" Foxy said. "I'm a pirate so..."

"Yeah, I don't care about that, your hook is sexy." The girl said.

[Audience Laughs]

"Thanks..." Foxy was so confused.

A bunch of girls came over.

"AAHHH!" Foxy said.

The girls picked up Foxy.

"Where are you taking me?" Foxy asked. "AAHHH!" Foxy didn't like THAT type of girls.

(BACK TO FREDDY)

The pizza guy stopped at the Purple Man's underground lair. To enter, to have to dig 2 feet in the ground. Then, you will find the door. Once you enter, you have to climb down a ladder. The pizza guy dug in the ground. He knocked on the door.

"COME IN." Purple Guy said.

He came in. "Here's your pizza." He said.

"Here's your money." The Purple Man gave him PRINTED money.

[Audience Laughs]

The pizza man left. The Purple Guy opened the box. Freddy jumped out.

"AH HA!" Freddy said. The pizza was on his head.

"HEY!" The Purple Guy said.

"What." Freddy was confused.

The Purple Guy grabbed a slice from Freddy's head.

[Audience Laughs]

"Bruh." Freddy said.

Purple Guy ate the Pizza.

"Dude, you realize that I-Freddy Fazbear is standing right inside of your lair?" Freddy folded his arms.

Purple Guy gulped the Pizza. He grabbed another slice from his head and chewed it.

"UGH!" Freddy said. He grabbed the rest of the pizza and threw it on the ground. Purple Guy caught it.

"Thanks man." Purple Guy said.

[Audience Laughs]

"Are you kidding me!" Freddy said. He stamped his foot.

"Holy gosh!" Purple Guy said. "Freddy is here!"

"Duh!" Freddy said.

[Audience Laughs]

"You know how long I have been here watching you eat your dang pizza?" Freddy yelled.

Purple Guy whistled. Red and Blue Guy came with a water gun.

"Pfft." Freddy said. "Water? What will that do to me?"

Water WASN'T in the water gun. Ketchup was in it.

Red Guy shot. It went in Freddy's eye.

"AAAH MY EYE!" Freddy bellowed.

"HA!" Purple Guy was sitting down eating pizza.

[Audience Laughs]

Blue Guy opened the water gun and dumped the Ketchup.

*SPLAT!*

Then Red Guy put STICKY Syrup in it. He shot. Freddy was rubbing his eyes. The Syrup hit Freddy's hand as he rubbed his eye. Freddy's hand was now STUCK to his eye.

"AAAAAAAA!" Freddy yelled.

[Audience Laughs]

Blue Guy kicked Freddy and he fell. Then Red Guy shot Syrup all around Freddy. He was stuck to the floor and his hand was stuck to his eye.

"You'll pay for this!" Freddy said.

Blue Guy watched Purple Guy eat. "Can I have a-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Purple Guy yelled. He coughed on the rest of the pizza.

[Audience Laughs]

MEANWHILE... (BACK TO BONNIE)

Bonnie was still SIPPING the plastic cup of Vegetable Smoothie. 30 Minutes past and Bonnie was at the HALF off the cup. A lot of people were in line. The lady cleared her throat.

"Yes." Bonnie said.

"Sir, there are a LOT of people in line." Lady said.

"I know..." Bonnie said.

[Audience Laughs]

"Can you please move!" The lady said. "You don't have to stay here!"

"SSIIIIIIIIIP." Bonnie sipped.

"Don't you have anywhere to go?" The lady asked.

"OH SHOOT!" Bonnie said. He threw the cup in the air. He ran away since he just remembered he should he looking for the Purple Guy.

The cup landed on the woman.

[Audience Laughs]

"GRRRRAAA!" The lady was angry.

Bonnie ran around. He opened a trash can.

"AH HA!" Bonnie said. A HOBO was in there.

[Audience Laughs]

"Uhh.."

The Hobo woke up.

"Excuse me, but have you seen a purple Guy somewhere?" Bonnie asked.

"Purple Guy, I have seen that guy many times!" The Hobo explained. "In fact, he's right around the corner at the next block!"

Bonnie heard kids SCREAMING.

"That must be him!" Bonnie said. "Thanks!" Bonnie gave the Hobo a NICKEL.

"I'M RICH!" The Hobo yelled.

[Audience Laughs]

Bonnie went to the next block and turned around the corner. He heard kids screaming again.

"AHH!" Bonnie yelled. He saw a little girl with something Purple.

"AH HA!" Bonnie grabbed the Purple thing. It was a purple BALL. The kids were screaming since it was a game of HOT POTATO.

"Oh." Bonnie said. The girl CRIED.

"Hey!" The mother said. "Why did you take her ball?"

"Sorry!" Bonnie ran. He threw the ball behind him. The ball knocked the mother in the face.

[Audience Laughs]

Bonnie ran around town.

MEANWHILE... (BACK TO CHICA)

"MORE CAKE!" Timmy yelled.

Chica shot 10 cupcakes, mushed them together and it made a cake.

Timmy splat it.

"MORE!" Timmy said.

Chica repeated the process. "I need a break!"

"You can say that again!" The mother said. She cleaned up the mess.

[Audience Laughs]

MEANWHILE... (BACK TO FOXY)

Foxy ditched the girls. They were chasing him. Foxy tripped and fell. He decided to dig in the ground so they can't see him. He dug 2 feet in the ground. But he saw a DOOR.

"What?" Foxy said. He lifted the door. Purple Guy FORGOT to lock the door. Foxy jumped down the ladder. He saw Purple Guy savoring a slice of pizza, a Red Guy, a Blue Guy, and Freddy covered in syrup.

[Audience Laughs]

"PG." Foxy said. He cracked his neck.

"That's Purple Guy." He got up after he just ate the final slice of Pizza.

"You're going to get a big beatin'" Foxy said.

Purple Guy stood there. Foxy ran to him. Red Guy stood in the way with a sword. Foxy showed him his HOOK.

"Oh Shoot." Red Guy said. "Chill with that."

"GIVE ME THE SWORD." Foxy said.

"Here!' Red Guy gave it to him and he ran in the closet. Blue Guy ran in as well.

"It's YOU AND ME." Foxy said. He pointed the sword to PG's neck.

"Oh, ya got me." PG said.

"Yes!" Foxy twerked.

[Audience Laughs]

"You got me with THIS!" PG pulled a lever. A laser came out of the wall. Foxy fell.

"HA HA HA HA!" PG laughed.

Foxy tried to get up.

"NOT ANOTHER STEP." PG said.

Foxy pointed to the wall. "SPIDER!"

"WHERE!" PG jumped.

Foxy got up. He punched PG.

"Where is the spider?"

[Audience Laughs]

Foxy kicked him in the leg. PG fell. Then Foxy picked PG up and threw him on the table.

"AAAHHH!" PG got up. "That table cost $50.00!"

"You know what else cost $50.00?"

"What?" PG asked. "My mom?"

"NO THIS." Foxy said. He punched PG in the face. He kicked him in the stomach, and threw him on the floor. Foxy went to the laser.

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT." Purple Guy said.

"What makes you think I can't?" Foxy said. He pushed the button.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" PG yelled.

[Audience Laughs]

*ZAP!*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" PG yelled.

*BANG!*

It caused a explosion underground since the lair was underground.

[Audience Cheers]

Purple Guy's SKIN was off. He was pink.

"HA HA!" Foxy laughed.

"Not funny!" PG said.

[Audience Laughs]

Foxy tapped Freddy.

"What happened?" Freddy said.

"I defeated Purple...uh...PINK GUY!" Foxy laughed.

"HA HA!" Freddy noticed he was PINK.

Foxy broke a piece of the laser and left.

Freddy and Foxy saw Bonnie running around, so they picked him up after that. They were back at Timmy's house.

"MORE CAKE!" Timmy said.

[Audience Laughs]

Chica and the mother were TIRED.

"You're finally back!" Chica said. She hugged them all.

"YAY!" The mother said.

"So do you have Timmy's toy?" Chica asked.

"Uhh..." Freddy and Bonnie hesitated.

"We defeated Purple Guy though!" Freddy said.

"We don't have the toy car, but I have this!" Foxy said. He had a toy laser.

"Cool!" Timmy grabbed it. He shot his mother.

"OW!" She said.

[Audience Laughs]

"HA HA!" They laughed.