New Old (but new really) Russian Alien Autopsy Video

In 1969 in the state of Sverdlovsky, a UFO was reported to have crashed. It is alleged that a UFO crashed, and was recovered by the Russian military. Video film is shown of the recovery, with close-ups of the UFO itself. There was one dead alien found in the craft. The remains of the alien and the UFO debris was taken to a secure Russian site, where the saucer was analyzed, and an autopsy was done on the alien.

Photo of the crashed craft that brought the small alien to Russia. The reputed event was broadcast on a TNT special, “The Secret UFO Files of the KGB.” The show was hosted by former James Bond movie star Roger Moore. Compelling video and photographic evidence were shown to support the event.

Ahem… Compelling seems like a very strong word to me, but watch for yourself.

WARNING

This video contains graphic images of an alleged autopsy which may be upsetting to people who are a bit pansy-arsed.. and maybe very, very small, sensitive children…

As you can see, it’s a load of old bollocks. Don’t believe me? Fine…

But…

1. Autopsies necessitate a whole lot of photographs to be taken. Lots of photos. So many in fact that several photos from famous autopsies often go missing and nobody actually does anything about it – as in the case of JFK for example. There doesn’t appear to be any photos taken during the above ‘autopsy’.

During an autopsy, a ‘Y’ shaped incision is made. This incision is performed in three cuts – shoulder to sternum, shoulder to sternum, sternum to pubic region. These cuts are made with a scalpel, not a craft knife of the type you buy from the local Hobbycraft store.

The flaps of chest skin are separated from the chest wall and rib cage, because generally there is muscle and fat below skin on any creatures body. There is also a fair amount of blood, which may have pooled post-mortem in the lower points of the body, but I’m pretty sure would leave some residue on the surgeons gloves anyway. The skin flaps are secured using clamps, but not electrical crocodile clamps. Proper surgical retractors.

2. Removing bits and pieces from a dead thing usually takes a bit of effort. Poking about with a pair of modern tweezers in a body cavity and effortlessly lifting out bits of giblet and offal is what people do when playing the popular children’s electronic game ‘Operation’. Also, a saw is used to cut through the ribcage, modern pliers / wire cutters arent generally used during 1960’s autopsies.

Perhaps the biggest giveaway though is the gloves.

Blue Nitrile gloves aren’t used for surgical procedures. They are used for light medical work, dentistry and in the motor industry.

Still not convinced?

The Nitrile glove was invented by Neil Tillitson and Luc DeBecker in the late 1980s. The manufacturing technique of the final product wasnt completed til 1990. The gloves weren’t even patented til 1997. The above video was allegedly made in 1969, so we either have a fake video here or some time travelling Russians.

Two points left to make – someone may want to look up whoever built this alien for help with the special effects on Walking Dead, cos the zombie makeup is clearly deteriorating.

And two? If you don’t want your alien autopsy videos debunking, stop making it so goddamned easy to debunk them.