Forget Skyrim, Bloodborne, Battlefield One, or Overwatch; this is where it's at.

This game will revolutionize the way YOU think about gaming.

It will change your entire perspective on the meaning of a good game.





Features:

Revolutionary physics engine



Fantastic Graphics



Amazing swimming mechanics



Powerful fast travel system



Groundbreaking enemy A.I.





~The . best . game . ever . (Not our opinion, simply a fact)~





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DISCLAIMER:

This game was made as a parody and is not representative of my other work.