If you are looking for some out-of-the-box Christmas traditions, don’t look further. Christmas in Barcelona is all about the weird and the bizarre.

Brace yourselves, poo is king here!

Barcelona is a city bustling with things to do and see. And if there is a place on this planet proud of their own traditions is Catalonia. This region is buzzing with traditions all year-round such as the sardana dance and a personal favorite, the impressive human castles named castellers.

Same happens during Christmas, when there are some strong and… weird Christmas traditions going on. Living in Barcelona, I had all the time in the world to look at details I started finding unusual things. I was amazed how it can be so scatological (here’s a word I thought I would never in this blog).

Yes, you’ve heard right, Catalan Christmas is also a celebration of poo.

So let’s talk about poo!

The poop madness

First of all, the question is WHY? Why this obsession of the Catalans with poo? Well, Catalans were always extremely nature-driven. The work of Gaudí is a celebration of nature in the first place.

If you think about it, there is nothing more natural and healthy than a series of successful intestinal movements, right? Also, poop has been vastly used for fertilization of fields in agriculture which metaphorically suggests healthiness and life.

Menja bé, caga fort i no tinguis por a la mort!

Eat well, poop a lot and don’t be afraid of death! Popular Catalan saying

With poo so enrooted in Catalan culture, the celebration of feces and the glorification of a such a basic human necessity were only natural to be present in Christmas season in the whole Catalonia. It usually takes the form of two playful figures: the caga tió and the caganer.

Caga tió (the pooping log)

The Caga Tió or Tió de Nadal is a smiley little hollow wooden block, with two front sticks acting as legs and is the favourite Christmassy tradition in Barcelona of children. The friendly caga tió arrives Catalan homes in the beginning of December, and children are supposed to take care of him every single day. This includes watering him, leaving small pieces of candy and even cover him with a blanket for the cold nights.

Now it’s how it gets weirder. The children will be rewarded on Christmas Day, when they are supposed to beat the hell out of him with sticks while they sing a song:

Caga tió, caga torró, avellanes i mató, si no cagues bé, et daré un cop de bastó. Caga tió!

Which literally translated would be something like:

Poop log, poop turrón, hazelnuts and cottage cheese, if you don’t poop well, I’ll hit you with a stick. Poop log!

WTF.

An adult supervises over the ritual and pulls out the “poop” from under the blanket which mainly consists of sweets and turrón (nougat). The better the little log had been taken care of, the more gifts and candy it will defecate. In the end, the remains of the ever-smiling Caga Tio may even be burned in the fireplace to keep the whole family warm.

Even more WTF.

I’m not sure I understand the moral of this story but hey, I’m all about wtf traditions. All I know is that a whole variety of tios can be found virtually in any market or little shop in Barcelona these days, from the tiny ones from the size of your thumbnail until huge ones found in squares for public “stick beating”.

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Caganer (the pooping man)

Another bizarre Christmas tradition is the Caganer: a figure depicting a man with a red hat pooping in the squatting position, that also can range from the tiny to the huge – the biggest caganer of the world was 6-meter high!. In any case, it leaves little to the imagination, I mean it is literally a dude pooping. And most of the times, a pile of feces is actually depicted on the figure.

The best of all is caganers are usually put right in the middle of the Nativity scene as a sign of good luck. It was really unexpected to see one right next to the Three Kings!

At first I thought these would only come as one figurine – a farmer (?) boy in white clothes and red hat – so I was amazed to find out the caganers have evolved to a form of social and political and social satyr and can embody virtually anyone:

World leaders : Barack Obama, Ghandi or the Pope (!)

: Barack Obama, Ghandi or the Pope (!) The Royals : Queen Letizia, Queen Elizabeth or Prince Charles

: Queen Letizia, Queen Elizabeth or Prince Charles Sport Idols : Leonel Messi, Tiger Woods or Cristiano Ronaldo

: Leonel Messi, Tiger Woods or Cristiano Ronaldo … and so many others!

Even though they can be perceived as vulgar and gross, caganers are mainly a symbol of humanity’s equality. The premise is there are no untouchables: everyone poops regardless of their power or social status.

Caganers are most frequent in Barcelona during the holiday season, especially in the Christmas markets held throughout the city. I have been a few times to Fira de Santa Lucia and the caganer stalls are definitely the busiest with a lot of people pointing, laughing and taking photos of these unique figures.

Nevertheless, they can now be found all year round and have become a classy touristic souvenir of Barcelona. You can also buy them online!

Embracing the Bizarre Christmas in Barcelona

One thing is for sure: Christmas in Barcelona is not the regular Christmas we are all used to. Far from the consumer-driven London or the opulent Christmas markets in Hamburg, it has got a more local feeling to it and it’s deeply tradition-oriented.

In Portugal, we have a saying that translated would be something like: First, we strange it, but after we embrace it. It was exactly what happened to me with caganers and caga tios in Barcelona. After an initial period full of WTF moments, I don’t get astonished by these unorthodox figurines anymore.

I even thought of bringing one to my mother’s nativity scene, but that was probably too much. On the other hand, it would definitely add a dash of excitement to our Christmas though. Maybe next year.

Still, writing all this made me want to go to the toilet. Be right back!