After I got out of my last class today, I stopped by the UPS store and was so excited to find a package slip in my mailbox! I brought the slip up to the counter to claim the package, and the worker went to the back to grab it for me. After a minute or two, he came back with a box in his hands and a puzzled look on his face; handing it to me carefully, he said "Your box is making noises..." I flashed him an excited grin and bounded out the store, leaving him as puzzled as I was. On my way back to my room, I accidentally jostled the box, and that was when I heard it: "VWORRRP VWORRRP." I glanced at the packaging label that read "ThinkGeek" and suddenly had a strong inkling...