SETTING: A very not cliche in the middle of the night moment with your partner (a virgin), it was your honeymoon, you guys just finished fucking. But he seemed very anxious and worried so you try to figure out the problem.

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(insert giggly panting here) Ba.....by... (more giggly panting, then it starts fading or stopping because you noticed the look on his face)

Honey? (optional bed sheet sounds or bed creaking)

You.. you okay?

Obviously not, baby.

What's that look you got?

THAT look.

(a little giggly this time) That son of a bitch of a look ~

No, seriously, babe, what's wrong?

Come on.. It's our first night as an official couple and you decide to already keep secrets from me?

What the hell was all that vowing for yesterday if you're already going to lie to me now?

So unhealthy for the baby..

(a little pause because he should be like "what baby?")

Yeah, we literally fucked for the first time earlier, I know.

How am I pregnant?

Honey, I am the baby.

(insert laughing here)

Just tell me what's wrong already you little---

What is ittttt? (you whine for an answer)

(a little pause here)

Babe.

You're really gonna have to tell me what's wrong.

We don't just leave problems unsolved, we do something about them. We talk about them.

Now come on.

It shouldn't be that bad.

What's wrong?

Alright, take your time. As long as you give me an answer.

That's it, just breathe.

It's all good.

(another little pause)

You ready?

Okay, spill.

(a little pause againnnn)

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Wait what?

(laughs a bit) Really? Babe?

This is what you had me waiting for?

(laughs a bit again) Come here, you fucko.. Come on, give me a little hug. Pat ya back.

Seriously.. Oh my god.. I didn't think you were gonna be all conscious about that.

What do you mean how?

Babe, we just fucked.

And okay, it may not have been like super duper ultra mega good fuck, but I got off, baby.

I know, I know, it took some time.

Baby--- Baby, hush--- (you kiss him passionately right here) Shut.. (kisses) Up... (kissy kissy moreeee)

Can you please listen to me now?

Look, I don't see it as a problem.

No, I do not care if you think your dick is too small.

I've always told you this, I'd rather be eaten out then get fucked.

Honey, your mouth..

I'm not fucking kidding!

Alright, look at me.

I really give zero shit if you think your dick is too small.

It's about the motion of the ocean, not about the size of the boat

Yeah.

Here, I'll even show you.

(you move down between his legs)

See this.. This cock right here.. The one you fucked me with, babe.. (dick is right next to your face)

Oh, is someone hard again?

No, no. Don't you look away.

You are not closing your eyes.

You're looking at me.

Just me.

While I worship this cock.

With my hands, with my mouth.

I love every inch of you, baby.

Even if it is too small. (kisses the tip)

That little twitch.. (giggle)

This cock.. is mine... (little kisses)

And I ... take this dick... (kisses) to lick, suck and pleasure... from this day forward

for better (kisses) for worse.. for richer or poorer (kisses) in sickness.. (kisses) and in fucking health, baby.

to love and cherish.. till' death do us fuck.

(you start hungrily sucking and licking on his cock)

Yeah?

You like that, Honey?

I told you I loved it..

I fucking told you.. (more suckles)

Oh, baby... Aren't you just delicious~ (suckles)

(harsher throating, insert gags here)

Yeah, that's it, honey.

Give it to me~

Let it out all in my mouth~

Uh-huh.

I'll stroke you while I put my tongue out flat~ (so you do this, let out your tongue out)

Yeah~ Yeah~ Yea------MMMMFMFFFF?!?!!? (giggly muffled moans because he just pulled your hair and shoved you right down on his cock, he pretty much came, bitch, good job)

(insert panting here) Oh... Oh god... Baby, you did so good...

Of course, I swallowed.

Every drop baby~ (kisses)