The White House communications department abounds with leaking and impropriety of all variety, and in the words of the most honorable Director Anthony Scaramucci himself, "This is a major catastrophe for the American country." In order to ensure that the soon-to-be eliminated communications team is replaced with only the most ethical and patriotic of American citizens, this administration must require mandatory drug testing for all White House communications staff. For the sake of this country, it must be assured that only the most loyal and trustworthy of citizens, like Director Scaramucci, represent this administration and communicate our truth to the world. This mandatory drug testing policy is a step toward guaranteeing just that.