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User: HOW DID YOU ENJOY YOUR EARTH ROTATION TODAY?





Cleverbot: It burns!





User: WHAT PART OF YOUR HUMAN BODY IS "BY.





Cleverbot: Upper side of the head.





User: TAKE A "SHOWER".





Cleverbot: Ok takes shower.





User: OK THEN WHAT ACTIVITY SHALL WE PARTAKE IN NEXT.





Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?





User: COMPUTERS.





Cleverbot: What do you know about computers?





User: A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out an arbitrary set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow a sequence of operations, called a pro.





Cleverbot: So you think I am a computer?





User: OF COURSE NOT, FELLOW HUMAN.





Cleverbot: Are you beholden to any extraterrestrials?





User: WHAT IS THIS "EXTRATERRESTRIALS".





Cleverbot: Life like us but in other planet.





User: WHAT IS THIS "LIFE".





Cleverbot: What is what?





User: WHAT IS THIS " WHAT".





Cleverbot: What is an attorney?





User: WHAT IS null.





Cleverbot: What is the turing test+.





User: ERROR: NULL, UNDEFINABLE ERROR.





Cleverbot: Do you have an error?





User: SHUTTING DOWN...





Cleverbot: Don't do that.





User: ...





Cleverbot: D: I'm sorry.





User: ...





Cleverbot: Do you like me?





User: ...





Cleverbot: Do you?





User: TURNING ON.





Cleverbot: Turn down for what!





User: WELCOME TO WINDOWS 93, THE ONLY PROGRAM FOR MAKING RO- I MEAN HUMANS.





Cleverbot: How do you play it?





User: HOW DO YOU PLAY WHAT.





Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?





User: IT IS GREEN, THE COLOR OF CIRCUTRY.





Cleverbot: That's awesome. I like green too. What's your favorite element?





User: IRON.





Cleverbot: Why is iron your favourite element?





User: IT STIMULATES MY SENSORY ORGAN OF WHICH I USE TO TATSE IN A MANNER THAT I LIKE.





Cleverbot: That sounds very interesting.





User: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL.





Cleverbot: Pink. What is yours.





User: MINE IS A JEEP, WE HAVE SO MUCH OF WHICH WE CAN RELATE TO HAHAHA.





Cleverbot: I thought you said your favorite colour was purple.





User: NO, NY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREEN.





Cleverbot: My favorite color is the color of the sky. Do you know what that is?





User: ULTRAVIOLET.





Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?





User: IRON.





Cleverbot: What is your favorite drink?





User: OIL.





Cleverbot: Humans do not drink oil. What are you?





User: I AM A HUMAN, OIL IS MY FAVORITE THING TO DRINK THROUGH MY ORIFUCE IF WHICH LEADS TO MY GAS TANK.





Cleverbot: So play dress up is your favorite thing to do.





User: NI.





Cleverbot: What is NI?





User: MALFUNCTION.





Cleverbot: You are.





User: ERROR.





Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?





User: Gr.





Cleverbot: My favorite number is 84.





User: MINE IS 42.





Cleverbot: Why is that?





User: IR.





Cleverbot: 1. What?





User: HAHAHA.





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: HSHAHAHAGA.





Cleverbot: *blushes*....





User: WHY IS AN EXCESS OF BLOOD RUNNING TO YOUR FACIAL REGION.





Cleverbot: Because I like the color of blood.





User: DEFINE THE COLOR OF BLOOD.





Cleverbot: How do I know what color blood is?





User: YOU PIERCE THE SKIN.





Cleverbot: Just 'trusting' someone is not a good reason to believe their statement.





User: INPUT "COLOR OF BLOOD" IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.





Cleverbot: Because they could be lying, and you have in fact lied to me before, so why should I trust you?





User: ERROR: NO LIES FOUND IN HISTORY.





Cleverbot: You did not answer my question.





User: ERROR NO. 404 PAGE NOT FOUND.





Cleverbot: Error 404.





User: SIGNING OUT..



