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Hitler discovers that all the toilet rolls have been bought during panic buying.

Hitler and the loo rolls

00:00 - 00:03 .....with shortages now being predicted

00:04 - 00:05 at supermarkets to the south

00:05 - 00:07 and west of here.

00:08 - 00:12 We cant be sure of stocks in Pankour

00:12 - 00:15 due to panic buying by idiots.

00:17 - 00:19 It will be fine

00:19 - 00:21 We can always get toilet rolls from Aldi

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 .....Aldi..

00:31 - 00:33 Aldi was cleared by panic buying yesterday

00:34 - 00:36 There are no loo rolls left.

00:53 - 00:58 Leave the room if you have not recently had SARS, MERS, Manflu or a cold

01:13 - 01:15 Are you frikken kidding me?

01:15 - 01:17 They are sold out of bog roll?

01:18 - 01:23 How did you morons let that happen?

01:25 - 01:28 Your ability to shop is woeful

01:29 - 01:31 You could have just taken it

01:31 - 01:34 You are an officer in the SS

01:34 - 01:37 Yet you cant even get me paper for the toilet

01:37 - 01:40 Fuck me, how do I have a shit now?

01:40 - 01:42 We can always use a copy of the Sun newspaper

01:42 - 01:46 The Sun?? it will just smear shit up my back!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, i've been using it for ages

01:48 - 01:52 Did you even check Rewe or Lidl??

01:53 - 01:54 We cant run out...

01:56 - 01:57 I need the soft and long

01:57 - 02:00 Impregnated with Aloe Vera

02:00 - 02:03 for a superior wipe

02:04 - 02:08 The sun is just one step away from

02:08 - 02:13 Military ration pack bog paper

02:14 - 02:16 that dissolves on use

02:17 - 02:21 leaving you with a total stink finger...

02:27 - 02:29 It is a good thing that Covid-19

02:30 - 02:34 Doesn't cause the shits if it is contracted.

02:34 - 02:36 But right now i need a poo and...

02:41 - 02:42 need to lay a firemans blanket

02:43 - 02:47 to stop a splashback the size of a tsunami

02:48 - 02:53 and prevent pisswater from covering my arse.

02:54 - 02:56 But you cockwombles couldn't even

02:56 - 02:59 procure Andrex or Quilton or Tesco Value rolls.

03:00 - 03:02 Now we will all suffer from stinkfinger.

03:04 - 03:07 Its Ok, I knicked a roll from the Officers Mess.

03:14 - 03:16 I suppose it could be worse

03:19 - 03:23 We still have the hand sanitiser for

03:25 - 03:26 after we use the loo

03:31 - 03:33 We should buy some now

03:40 - 03:46 Otherwise we will need to use soap

03:46 - 03:49 and water to wash our hands.