Possible Royal wedding cake





The British Royal family, which was once so respected that literally millions of brave men laid down their lives to defend its honour, is now starting to look like a shitty version of "Hello" magazine.





We all know about Princess Diana and Princess Fergie, so no need to go there, but the present generation just keeps getting worse and worse.





A few years ago the Queen's grand-daughter Zara Philips married a meathead rugby player with a broken nose -- and now they've just pumped out an ugly sprog.





a Hollywood cock carousel survivor and one-woman mystery meat emporium, Meghan Markle. Whatever happened to "good breeding"?!! Then earlier this year Prince Harry brought undying shame on the noble House of Windsor by marrying, Meghan Markle. Whatever happened to "good breeding"?!!





Now, to top it all, the Royals are jumping on the "gay wedding" bandwagon, with the Queen's cousin, Lord Ivar Mountbatten "marrying" his gay lover, and Her Majesty is reported to be "delighted."





"Lord Mountbatty" and his future "husband."



As reported by Town & Country Life , a magazine read by toffs:





The Queen's third cousin once removed, Lord Ivar Mountbatten, has announced he will marry his longtime partner James Coyle this summer. It will mark the extended royal family's first same-sex marriage.



"We'll be pronounced partners in marriage, but the ceremony itself will be very small. It's just for the girls and close family and friends," Coyle explained to the Daily Mail.



"Everyone else — about 120 friends — will arrive for the party afterwards. We'll have lovely food and really good music, but there won't be two men in tuxedos on a cake, white doves or anything twee or contrived like that, will there?"



Mountbatten added, "We'll probably have cheese, instead of cake."



Yes, no doubt.



Making this even more of a clown show, Mountbatten, aged 55, will be "given away" by his ex-wife, Lady Penny Mountbatten, whom he divorced eight years ago after coming out as a gay. They even had three kids, so I guess he was a slow learner.





Honestly, you couldn't make this crap up -- nobody would believe you.





Leftists have long claimed that the Royal Family are an anachronism that should be abolished. My view was always that they acted as a kind of social stabiliser, protecting healthy traditional values and representing continuity with the past and a sense of national identity. Y'know a kind of good example to all the little people struggling to get through life.





But this year they've definitely pissed all that away, going full SJW. Anybody who is still a "Royalist" after all this crap deserves the same fate that befell Piers Gaveston in the movie Braveheart.











