Moved into brand spanking new office space that is so quiet you can hear every flatulence, chip crunch, carrot bite, soup slurp, (boorish) conversation, whisper or otherwise, every phone call (if I concentrate hard enough, both sides), keyboard click, mouse movement, tummy rumble, foot step (nicknamed a couple new clod hoppers), sniff, sneeze, coffee slurp, burp, soda can opening, staple punch, paper printed, knuckle cracking annoyance from every inch of the 4000 square foot expedient path to nightmarish hell ...



Then the LectroFan arrived.



Peace came.



Will to live returned.



Murderous thoughts dissipated.



Does exactly as is says on the tin.



You should buy it. You should buy two.



Countless co-workers owe you their lives.



Thanks!