Strength Spell

What you'll need:

an incense of large charcoal briquettes, and a brazier, with a metal grill upon it, in which to burn it. various food items from the four food groups a quiet place to go and perform the ritual Big heavy metal things

Ritual:

Light the incense, and place above it the various food items. Continue until food is thoughroughly purified. This provides the spiritual energy needed to perform the rest of the ritual.

Pick up the metal things.

Put down the metal things.

Assure yourself that you aren't just doingthis because you're insecure about your penis.

Repeat a few hundred times.

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I hope you realize, that like the world we live in, this ritual is a joke.

WorryDoll