Yet another Edit: There is now a dub! Done by you can find it here [link] Edit once again: Korean translation done by can be found here! -> [link] Edit again: So I log and I see that I have over 1000 messages. And then I proceed to freak out a little. How on earth did so many people find this!?!?! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!? And then I go to Equestria Daily and there it is. Mystery solved! So thank you to whoever submitted this and to everyone else for all the faves and comments! I really appreciate it!And also the for reals edit. Out of the 24,000+ people that have looks at this, only two pointed out that the unicorn was missing her cutie mark. So well spotted you two! And it has now been added. Random unicorn is no longer a blank flank.Edit: Change the dialogue just a tiny bit at the suggestion of . Thank you for pointing that out!Holy wow this thing. Just, this thing. I'm surprised that I actually finished it. I usually never finish things this size. I feel I should be congratulated.In retrospect I think this may have been (at least partially) inspired by the song of the same name by Red [link]