Knock knock.

Who's there?

Aurang.

Aurang who?

Aurang but your doorbell doesn't work.



How many Shrial priests does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them!



Knock knock.

Who's there?

Kian.

Kian who?

Kian Peele is a great show.



You mama so fat, her pants size is "Golgotterath."



Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gnosis.

Gnosis who?

Gnosis, mom loves me more.



Why did the chicken cross the road?

To find SALVATION