DUDE, DON'TBE NERVOUS. HOW CAN I NOT BE NERVOUS ? TRYING OUT FORTHE ALL-STATE TEAM HAS BEEN MY DREAMFOR YEARS. YOU'RE THE BEST PLAYERAT OUR SCHOOL, DUDE, YOU'LL MAKE THETEAM FOR SURE. THIS IS RIDICULOUS,JEWS CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL. I BEAT OUT YOURFAT ASS, CARTMAN ! ALL STUDENTS TRYING OUTFOR THE ALL-STATE TEAM TO CENTER COURT ! GOOD LUCK. HI BOYS. NOW, YOU'RE ALL HERE BECAUSEYOU'RE THE BEST OF THE BEST. I KNOW YOU'VE ALL WORKEDREALLY HARD TO MAKE IT THIS FAR. NOW LET'S GET OUT THEREAND SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT ! UH, EXCUSE ME. BROFLOVSKI,IS IT ? YEAH ? CAN WE TALK TO YOUA MINUTE ? YOU, UH... YOU'RE THE BEST PLAYERIN YOUR SCHOOL, ARE YA ? YUP !I LOVE BASKETBALL. I WANNA PLAY FOR THEDENVER NUGGETS SOMEDAY ! YEAH, UH, LOOK, KID, YOU'VE GOT GREAT SKILLSAND A GREAT ATTITUDE, BUT YOU'RE JUST NOT PHYSICALLYBUILT FOR THE GAME. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? WELL, IT'S JUST THAT... JEWS CAN'TPLAY BASKETBALL. ALL RIGHT, KIDS, WE GOTTA WORKON THAT SHOOTING, COME ON ! DUDE, YOU WEREAWESOME, KYLE. LOOK, YOU GAVE ITYOUR BEST SHOT, RIGHT ? THAT'S ALLYOU COULD DO. ♪ NYA-NYA NYA-NYANYAAAA-NYA ♪ ♪ YOU-HOO HOO-HOOLO-OST ♪ ♪ HA-HA HA-HAHAAAAA-HA ♪♪ KYLE, I'M TOTALLYRIPPING ON YOU AT A TOTALLYINAPPROPRIATE TIME. I KNOW...I DESERVE IT. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHY ? BECAUSE JEWS CAN'TPLAY BASKETBALL ! YOU'RE RIGHT. JESUS, THAT'S NO FUN.

YOU HERE FORAN ABORTION TOO ? YEAH, I DISCOVEREDA FEW DAYS AGO I WASN'T BLEEDING OUT MY KOOZ,SO I GUESS I'M KNOCKED UP. IS THIS DOCTOR ANY GOOD ? MRS... GARRISON ? OH, THAT'S ME. HELLO, DOCTOR, IT LOOKS LIKEI NEED AN ABORTION. AN ABORTION ? YEAH, I'VE GOT ONEGROWING INSIDE ME. NOW, ARE YOU GONNASCRAMBLE ITS BRAINS OR JUST VACUUM IT OUT ? IF YOU WANT, YOU CANJUST SCRAMBLE IT AND I'LL QUEEF ITOUT MYSELF. MR. GARRISON--MRS. GARRISON. MRS. GARRISON, YOU CAN'THAVE AN ABORTION. DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT I CANAND CAN'T DO WITH MY BODY ! A WOMAN HASA RIGHT TO CHOOSE ! NO, I MEAN YOU'RE PHYSICALLYUNABLE TO HAVE AN ABORTION BECAUSE YOU CAN'TGET PREGNANT. BUT I MISSED MY PERIOD. YOU CAN'T HAVEPERIODS EITHER. YOU HAD A SEX CHANGE,MR. GARRISON, BUT YOU DON'T HAVEOVARIES OR A WOMB. YOU DON'T PRODUCE EGGS. YOU MEAN... I'LL NEVERKNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE A BABY GROWINGINSIDE ME AND THEN SCRAMBLE ITS BRAINSAND VACUUM IT OUT ? THAT'S RIGHT. BUT I PAID $5,000TO BE A WOMAN. THIS WOULD MEANI'M NOT REALLY A WOMAN. I'M JUST A, I'M JUST A GUYWITH A MUTILATED PENIS. BASICALLY, YES. OH BOY, DO I FEELLIKE A JACKASS.

WE DON'T HAVE TICKETS ! SORRY, MA'AM,NO TICKETS NO ENTRY. LOOK, THERE'S A BOY WITHMY BALLS IN HIS KNEES AND HE'S INSERIOUS DANGER ! WHAT ? MY SCROTUM ! THAT DOLPHIN HAS MY SCROTUM,NOW LET US IN ! YOU CAN'T GO IN,MA'AM ! WE HAVE UNAUTHORIZED ENTRYON LEVEL 1 ! ALL RIGHT, BROFLOVSKI, YOU'REGOING IN NEXT POSSESSION. ALL RIGHT ! OW... HMM. GERALD, WHERE'S KYLE ? WHAT, WHY ? MY BALLS AREIN HIS KNEES. IF HE JUMPS WITH THEMTHEY'LL EXPLODE ! OH MY GOD ! THERE THEY ARE,NEXT TO THAT DOLPHIN ! COME ON, WE GOTTAGET TO THOSE BALLS ! ( gunfire ) STOP THEM ! THEY DIDN'T PAY THE$2 ENTRY FEE ! ( announcer )Now substitutingfor Colorado, number four,Kyle Broflovski. OH JESUS,HE'S ABOUT TO PLAY ! ( gunfire ) MRS. GARRISON,GRAB KYLE ! WHICH ONE IS HE ? ARRRHHH ! ( crowd )OHHH ! HEY, WHAT THE HELL ? STOP THE GAME ! AHHHH ! OHHH ! I GOT IT !I GOT THE BALL ! KYLE, NO ! Broflovskigoes for the dunk ! NO ! ( in slo-mo )MY BAAAAAAALLLLLSSSSSS ! AAGH ! ( screams ) SO LET MEGET THIS STRAIGHT. THAT WOMAN OVER THERE WASTRYING TO GET TO HER BALLS WHICH WERE IN THE KNEESOF A BLACK CHILD WHOSE FATHERIS A DOLPHIN. YEAH, THAT'S BASICALLY IT. SOUNDS LIKE ANOPEN AND SHUT CASE. ALL RIGHT,LET'S HEAD 'EM OUT ! I'M SORRY, KYLE. I SHOULD I HAVE TOLD YOU THESURGERY WAS COSMETIC ONLY. SO... DOES THIS MEANI'M NOT REALLY A DOLPHIN ? LET'S GET YOU TWOUP TO THE CLINIC AND I'LL CHANGE YOU BACKFOR A NOMINAL FEE. BUT WHAT ABOUTMR. GARRISON ? HE CAN'T GO BACK. YOU KNOW WHAT...I'M OKAY. EVEN THOUGH I'M NOTTRULY A WOMAN I THINK I STILL LIKETHE NEW ME. I'D RATHER BE A WOMAN WHO CAN'THAVE PERIODS THAN A FAG. HEY GUYS ! THIS GIRL ISSTAYING A WOMAN ! WHO WANTS TOPOUND MY VAG ?! GIRL POWER !

HELLO, MR. GARRISON,I'M DOCTOR BIBER. I'LL BE PERFORMINGYOUR SURGERY TODAY. GOD BLESS YOU, DOCTOR. I KNOW YOU'LLMAKE ME WELL AGAIN. NOW, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SURE YOUWANT TO HAVE A VAGINOPLASTY ? MY WHOLE LIFE I'VE BEEN A WOMANTRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY. A SEX CHANGE OPERATION IS MYLAST CHANCE AT HAPPINESS. ALL RIGHT,THEN LET'S BEGIN. JUST RELAX, MR. GARRISON,I THINK IF MORE PEOPLE COULD JUST SEEA SEX CHANGE OPERATION, THEY WOULD KNOW HOWPERFECTLY NATURAL IT IS. THE FIRST THING I'M GOING TO DOIS SLICE YOUR BALLS. OH, ERHH... OHH. WITH THE SCROTUM OPEN I CAN NOWDISCARD OF YOUR TESTICLES. SO LONG, BALLS ! NOW I'LL JUST CONTINUETHE INCISION UP THE SHAFT OFTHE PENIS. OH, THAT STINGS. NOW I'LL JUST...TURN YOUR PENIS INSIDE OUT. WOO, OH, JEEZ. ALL WE NEED TO DO NOW ISSTUFF THE UNSKINNED PENIS INSIDE YOUR PELVIS. AND NOW I'LL USETHE SKIN FROM YOUR PENIS TO MAKE THE VAGINAL LIPS. DO I LOOKLIKE A WOMAN ? PRETTY MUCH.

BELIEVE WHAT ? IT'S MR. GARRISON ! ONLY IT ISN'TMR. GARRISON ! HE'S A WOMAN NOW ! HELLO, EVERYBODY ! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT,LADIES ? I'M ONE OF YOU NOW ! WOW, JUST LOOK ATALL THESE TAMPONS ! REGULAR, HEAVY FLOW-- OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT 'TILI GET MY FIRST PERIOD ! ♪ ( humming ) HI, GALS ! OH BOY, CAN YOU BELIEVE THESALES THE'RE HAVING OUT THERE ? WELL, I'M ABOUT TO PEE OUT MYVAGINA FOR THE FIRST TIME ! GIVE US A HUG !GIRLS CLUB ! ALL RIGHT,HERE IT GOES. ( urinating ) OH WOW,THIS IS GREAT ! LOOK AT THAT,I'M PEEING SITTING DOWN LIKE A DAINTY DIGNIFIEDLITTLE WOMAN ! ( squishy fart, plop ) SAY, ANY YOU LADIES WANNAGO SEE A SAD MOVIE TOGETHER ? ( blasting wet fart ) YOU GALS TRY THOSENEW WINGS TAMPONS ? DO THOSE WORK WELL ? ( farting )

KYLE, YOU HAVE TOCHEER UP, DUDE. SO YOU AREN'T BUILTRIGHT FOR BASKETBALL. BUT I FEEL LIKEA BASKETBALL PLAYER. IT'S ALL I WANT TO DO ! HELLO, BOYS ! IT'S ME, YOUR TEACHER,MRS. GARRISON ! YOU GUYS, MR. GARRISONHAS TITTIES. I HAD A SEX CHANGEOPERATION. MY PENIS IS NOW A VAGINA AND I'M EXPERIENCING WOMANHOODFOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE ! SEE YA IN CLASS !

WHAT ?! UH, NOTHING,I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE OLDER. BUT OUR TEACHER,MR. GARRISON, HE JUST HAD HIS PENISMADE INTO A VAGINA. HOW COME ? PENIS ! YOUR TEACHERHAD A SEX CHANGE ?! OH MY GOD ! VAGINA ! THAT DOES IT, I AM TAKING YOUBOYS OUT OF THAT SCHOOL ! GERALD, THAT IS VERYCLOSE-MINDED OF YOU. YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE PEOPLEWHO WANNA CHANGE. HE'S A TEACHER ! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EXPLAINTHIS TO OUR CHILDREN ? IT'S VERY SIMPLE-- YOU SEE, KYLE, SOMETIMESA PERSON'S OUTSIDE DOESN'T REFLECT WHOTHEY ARE ON THE INSIDE. YEAH !THAT'S RIGHT ! THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RESOMEBODY TRAPPED IN ANOTHER PERSON'S BODY. AND SO, THEY CAN HAVEA SURGERY THAT MAKES THEM MORE INTO THE PERSONTHEY SEE THEMSELVES AS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? TOTALLY !I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND ! THERE, YOU SEE GERALD ?HE TOTALLY UNDERSTANDS.

YEAH, MY SCHOOL TEACHERWANTED TO BE A WOMAN AND YOU MADE HIMINTO ONE. OH, YES,MR. GARRISON. YES, HE HAD AVAGINOPLASTY, MM-HMM. WELL, DO YOU ALSO DO OTHERSURGERIES LIKE THAT ? SURE. YOU SEE, SOMETIMESA WOMAN WANTS TO BE A MAN. THAT PROCEDURE IS CALLEDA PEENIEPLASTY. NO, NO, I WANT TO BETALL AND BLACK. YOU WHAT ? I HATE BEINGSMALL AND JEWISH, I FEEL LIKEA TALL BLACK MAN. OHHH, YOU WANTA NEGROPLASTY ! YEAH ! A NEGROPLASTY ?! IT'S A FAIRLYCOMMON PROCEDURE, REALLY, JUST THE REVERSE OFA CAUCASIOPLASTY JUST LIKEMICHAEL JACKSON HAD. LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE. WHAT WE DO ISSLICE YOUR FACEAND PEEL IT BACK SO WE CAN INSERT NEW PIGMENT-PRODUCING CELLS INSIDE. WE BREAK THE ARM BONESIN SEVERAL PLACES AND PUT IN BRACERSTO MAKE THEM LONGER. NOW, THE KNEES, WE NEED TOSNAP OFF AND FILL WITH SMALL, ROUND OBJECTS THAT CANCAUSE BETTER MOVEMENT. AND WE FINISH IT OFFWITH A NICE PEENIEPLASTY TO ENHANCE THE GENITALIA. NEGROPLASTY TAKES ABOUT SEVENHOURS AND COSTS ROUGHLY $3,000. UH, EXCUSE ME, IS THISREALLY A GOOD IDEA ? WELL, IT'S A GOOD IDEA IF YOUWANT TO BE TALL AND BLACK. OTHERWISE, I WOULDN'TRECOMMEND IT.

BOY, HAVE I BEEN BUSY. A WOMAN'S WORKIS NEVER DONE. I GOT SOME TAMPONS. I SHOULD BE GETTINGMY PERIOD REALLY SOON. HOPE I DON'T GETTOO EMOTIONAL AND DRIVE YOU CRAZYWITH MY P.M.S. MR. SLAVE, I GOTSOMETHING FOR US TOO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE THISBEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO BED ? NO THANKS. N-NO THANKS ? COME ON, MR. SLAVE, I WANNATRY OUT MY NEW SNOOTCH. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST WENTAHEAD AND HAD THAT SURGERY WITHOUT EVEN ASKING MEWHAT I THOUGHT. WELL, I ASSUMEDYOU SUPPORTED ME. IT'S STILL ME, I JUST HAVEA VAGINA INSTEAD OF A PENIS. BUT I'M GAY !I DON'T LIKE VAGINAS ! DON'T YOU EVEN CARETHAT I WAS SUFFERING ?! I WASN'T HAPPYTHE WAY I WAS ! IT'S GREAT THATYOU FEEL BETTER, BUT YOU NEVER STOPPED TOTHINK ABOUT HOW THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU WOULD FEEL ! LOOK, WE CANSTILL BE TOGETHER. ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS STOP BEING GAY. HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ?! YOU'RE GAY TOO ! I'M NOT GAY,I'M A WOMAN ! OH, JESUS CHRIST ! OH, SO IS THAT IT ?! YOU'RE JUST GONNAWALK OUT ? YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE ! GO AHEAD ANDFIND SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T HAVEA VAGINA, YOU FAG !

MOM ! DAD !I HAVE AWESOME NEWS ! THE DOCTOR WHO GAVEMR. GARRISON A SEX CHANGE SAID HE CAN MAKE METALL AND BLACK ! WHAT ?! DR. BIBER SAID HE CANGIVE ME A NEGROPLASTY SO I CAN FINALLY LOOK THE WAYI'VE ALWAYS WANTED ! HE EVEN TOOK MY PICTURE ANDTHEN DID COMPUTER IMAGING TO SHOW WHAT I WOULD LOOKLIKE AFTER THE SURGERY ! OH, JUST GREAT.YOU SEE, SHEILA ? THIS IS WHAT YOUR "TRANSGENDERPROGRESSIVE THINKING" GETS YOU ! NOW YOUR SON WANTSTO BE TRANSRACIAL. CAN I HAVE $3,000,MOM AND DAD ? HUH, CAN I ? ABSOLUTELY NOT,KYLE ! BUT WHY NOT ? YOU SAID SOMETIMESPEOPLE NEED SURGERY TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTERABOUT THEMSELVES. YES, BUT KYLE-- WELL, ALL MY LIFEI'VE FELT THAT I WAS BLACK. I LISTEN TO HIP-HOP,I WATCH UPN AND I LOVEPLAYING BASKETBALL. MY BODY DOESN'T REFLECTWHO I AM INSIDE. KYLE, YOU HAVE TO ACCEPTYOUR BODY THE WAY IT IS. WHY DO I HAVE TO ACCEPT ITWHEN I CAN CHANGE IT ? THE ANSWER IS NO,KYLE ! YOU'RE NOT GOING TOHAVE NEGROPLASTY ! BUT JEWS CAN'TPLAY BASKETBALL ! KYLE, YOU BETTER STOPBEING ANTISEMETIC RIGHT NOW, MISTER ! I'M NEVER SPEAKING TO EITHERONE OF YOU EVER AGAIN ! OHH, THAT DOES IT ! WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? THAT DR. BIBER IS ABOUT TOGET HIS ASS BITTEN OFF !

WHO THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU ARE ?! DR. BIBER. WHAT KIND OF NUT JOBWOULD AGREE TO SURGICALLY ALTER MY SON INTOA TALL AFRICAN AMERICAN ?! AHHH, YOU'REKYLE'S FATHER. THAT'S RIGHT. AND I ALSO HAPPENTO BE A LAWYER ! AND I'M GOING TO HAVE YOUSUED FOR MALPRACTICE AND YOUR CLINICSHUT DOWN ! WHAT IS THATON YOUR SHIRT ? WHAT, THE--THEY'RE DOLPHINS, WHY ? AHH, YOU LIKEDOLPHINS, HMM ? I LOVE DOLPHINS. EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILDI'VE DREAMT OF-- B-BUT THAT HARDLY HAS ANYBEARING ON WHAT I'M HERE-- I CAN MAKE YOU ONE. WHAT ? INVERT THE BACK, MOVE THE ESOPHAGUS TOTHE TOP OF THE HEAD. YES, A FULL DOLPHINOPLASTY COULD BE ACHIEVEDRELATIVELY SIMPLY. MAKE ME A...DOLPHIN ? ♪ IF I COULD SWIMWITH THE DOLPHINS ♪ ♪ THE SOFT ANDGENTLE DOLPHINS ♪ ♪ WHY CAN'T I SWIMWITH THE DOLPHINS... ♪♪ NO. NO, NO, IT'S CRAZY. THERE'S NOTHING CRAZYABOUT A PERSON WANTING TO LOOKON THE OUTSIDE THE WAY THEY FEELON THE INSIDE.

WOOOO !WOOOO ! THESE GIRLSWILL DO ANYTHING ! WOOOO ! WOOOO ! OH JEEZ,SHOULD I DO IT ? SHOULD I DO IT ? OH, WHAT THE HELL ! WOOO !WOOO ! ( crowd, disgusted )AWWWWWWW ! LOOK, I'LL GIGGLE ANDMAKE 'EM BOUNCE UP AND DOWN ! ( giggling ) OH BOY, MEN WILL DOJUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO GET A LOOK AT OURTITS WON'T THEY ? MEN ARE ALL THE SAME. MY BOYFRIENDWALKED OUT ON ME. TURNS OUT HE WAS A FAG. BUT I'VE BEENLIVIN' IT UP EVER SINCE HAVING SEX WITH ALLKINDS OF DIFFERENT GUYS ! GIRL POWER ! YOU KNOW,THE STRANGE THING IS, I HAVEN'T GOTTENMY PERIOD YET. IS THERE A REASON A WOMANMIGHT MISS HER PERIOD ? WELL, NORMALLY IF A WOMANMISSES HER PERIOD IT MEANSSHE'S PREGNANT. PREGNANT ? OH MY GOD...OF COURSE. I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TOEXPERIENCE A PERIOD BECAUSE ONE OF THOSETRUCKERS I SLEPT WITH GOT ME KNOCKED UP. I'M PREGNANT,EVERYBODY ! OH BOY, NOW I CANHAVE AN ABORTION !

GERALD !WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ?! THAT DOCTOR ISA MIRACLE WORKER, SHEILA ! I'M THE HAPPIESTI'VE EVER BEEN ! LOOK, IKE, YOUR DADDY'SA DOLPHIN ! A DOLPHIN ?! SHEILA, IT WAS WRONG OF USTO BE SO JUDGMENTAL OF KYLE. IF HE ISN'T HAPPYWITH WHO HE IS THEN WHO ARE WE TODENY HIM SURGERY THAT WILL MAKE HIM FEELBETTER ABOUT HIMSELF ? ( squeaks, clicks ) GERALD, THIS IS CRAZY. I USED TO THINKI WAS CRAZY-- BUT DR. BIBER TOLD ME THAT THERE ARE A LOT OFOTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE TRANSPECIES. ALL I DID IS CHANGEMY APPEARANCE TO LOOK THE WAY I FELT HERE. AND I'M TELLING YOU NOW THAT IFWE DON'T LET KYLE DO THE SAME, HE MAY NEVER BE HAPPY-- EVER. WE OWE HIM MORETHAN THAT, SHEILA, WE OWE HIMUNDERSTANDING !

HEY, FELLAS,YOU GOTTA COME SEE ! WHAT ? IT'S KYLE !HE'S A NEGRO ! WOW, I CAN'TBELIEVE IT. DID IT HURT ? YEAH, BUT IT WASTOTALLY WORTH IT. JESUS CHRIST, DUDE ! LOOK, STAN,I'M FINALLY WHOLE ! MY DAD IS EVEN GONNA TAKE MEBACK DOWN TO THE ALL-STAR GAME TO SEE IF I CAN TRY OUTFOR THE TEAM AGAIN ! COME ON, KYLE,WE SHOULD GET GOING ! ALL RIGHT, DAD ! DUDE, IS KYLE'S DADA DOLPHIN ? HE'S A JEWISH DOLPHIN... A JEWPHIN.

HEY ASSHOLE ! EXCUSE ME, I'M PERFORMINGAN OPERATION HERE ! YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNAMAKE ME INTO A WOMAN ! I GAVE YOU A SEX CHANGE. YEAH ?! WELL, WHAT KIND OF WOMANCAN'T HAVE ABORTIONS AND BLEED OUT HER SNATCHONCE A MONTH ?! YOU MADE ME INTOA FREAK IS WHAT YOU DID AND I WANT YOUTO CHANGE ME BACK ! AM I A MAN YET ? SEX CHANGE MR. GARRISONI CAN'T REATTACH YOUR ORGANS. WHY THE HELL NOT ?! BECAUSE I'VE ALREADYUSED YOUR TESTICLES TO FASHION NEW KNEESFOR A LITTLE BOY WHO WANTED TO BETALL AND BLACK. YOU WHAT ?! AND YOUR SCROTUM HAS BEENMADE INTO A DORSAL FIN FOR A MAN WHO WANTED TOLOOK MORE LIKE A DOLPHIN. OH, YOU... YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO FINDMY BALLS AND SCROTUM RIGHT NOW, MR. MAN !

( announcer over PA )Welcome to theAll-State Basketball Playoffs between the best fourth gradeplayers from Colorado and the best fourth gradeplayers from Wyoming. COACH, COACH !I'M ALL BETTER. I'M READY TO PLAY ! WHO ARE YOU ? IT'S ME,KYLE BROFLOVSKI. I HAD A NEGROPLASTY. CAN I PLAY ON THEALL-STATE TEAM NOW ? WELL, YOU'RE TALLAND BLACK ENOUGH. ALL RIGHT, BROFLOVSKI,SUIT UP ! ALL RIGHT ! DAD, I CAN PLAY ! ALL RIGHT, KYLE ! EXCUSE ME, WHERE DO YOU HAVESPECIAL SEATING FOR DOLPHINS ?

HE'S NOT AT HOME ! KYLE WENT DOWN TO PLAY IN THEBASKETBALL GAME, MRS. GARRISON. HE'S GOING TOPLAY BASKETBALL ? OH MY GOD. WHAT ? WELL, I ONLY MADE HIM LOOK LIKEHE COULD PLAY BASKETBALL. IF HE ACTUALLY DOES IT THE TESTICLES IN HIS KNEESWILL EXPLODE. BUT YOU MADE HIM INTOA BASKETBALL PLAYER ! NO, I JUST MADE HIMLOOK MORE LIKE ONE. WE HAVE TO STOP HIMFROM PLAYING. THOSE TESTICLES IN HIS KNEESARE TICKING TIME BALLS ! OH, JESUS ! COME ON BOYS, WE'VE GOTTAGET TO MY BALLS BEFORE KYLEHURTS HIMSELF !