This week, President Obama clinched his second term by dorking out over some kid’s marshmallow cannon at a White House science fair. Though his presidency has been somewhat rocky so far, Obama has followed through on at least one thing – his promise to do adorable shit all the time. Here are some other memorable examples of presidential warm-and-fuzzies.

1796: A young child innocently mentions to an aging George Washington that his wooden teeth look peculiar. Rather than getting offended, President Washington takes the comment in stride and quips, “If you think my teeth look bad, you should check out my syphilitic dick!"

1831: President Andrew Jackson sponsors the country’s first-ever "Fun Run.” (This event is now more commonly referred to as the “Trail of Tears.”)

1902: While on one of his many famed “man hunts,” President Theodore Roosevelt spares the life of a child whose desperate pleas for mercy, as Roosevelt would later put it, “made me feel bad about hunting human beings for sport.” As a token of his apology, Roosevelt gives the child the stuffed body of a bear cub he had slaughtered in a previous hunt. This, of course, is how Teddy bears got their name.

1912: While eating a piece of birthday cake in the bathtub (as was his custom), President William Howard Taft gets frosting, like, all over his mustache.

1933: During a tour of the nation’s hospitals, President Franklin D. Roosevelt tries to comfort a sick child by telling her that he, too, has polio. However, this gesture of kindness and solidarity is misinterpreted as truth, and word spreads that the president has come down with the disease. Rather than go through the trouble of correcting everybody, Roosevelt pretends to have polio for the remainder of his presidency until 1945, when he dies of polio.

1967: President Lyndon Johnson goes an entire day without killing any kids.