You might think it's hard to defend Bashar Assad, the Syrian dictator responsible for the murder of 40,000 human beings. You must be new to the internet.

Assad doesn't have many allies IRL – Iran and Russia are about the only ones remaining. But as the Syrian rebellion stretches into its 20th month, he's found (and paid for) a whole heap of friends online, who warn of an impending NATO invasion to dominate Syria; secret CIA shipments of weapons to terrorist groups; and, of course, that Assad's enemies are all really Jews. Welcome to the Assadosphere – on Twitter, YouTube, Instagram and the web.

Assad has maintained a robust propaganda presence for years: Remember the infamous Vogue profile of his wife Asma, which praised the "wildly democratic" Assad family right as it began its wave of bloodshed. Assad's online buddies are the next wave of that propaganda: They've taken a defense of his regime viral, to the point where they don't need to take their marching orders from Damascus. They're contesting the web and social-media space that would otherwise be filled with recitations of Assad's war crimes – and flooding the zone.

We've seen these characters show up occasionally in our comment threads and Facebook pages. But the most efficient portal into online Assad apologias comes from the Twitter hashtag #RealSyria. There, you'll learn that the Free Syrian Army, "aka al Qaeda" is "preparing suits etc. for chemical weapons false flag." You'll see links to YouTube clips from the "Eretz Zen Channel" to learn how the rebels torture citizens with "flesh burning materials." (Not that said rebels are in said video.) And you'll find people skeptical of the "HUUURR DURRRR" that that nice Mr. Assad would ever use his "supposed" chemical weapons. It's not like an Assad spokesman warned the world last July that "these types of weapons are [under] the direct supervision of the Syrian armed forces and will never be used unless Syria is exposed to external aggression."

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Then there's the News About Syria-English blog, Facebook page and Google+ account. It invariably describes the Syrian rebels as "terrorists"; takes at face value Assad's declarations that he'll "not use chemical weapons, if it possesses any, whatever the circumstances"; and warns that last year's war in Libya has yet to satisfy NATO's "thirst for blood."

And on like that. SyriaTribune maintains a YouTube channelstocked with clips from – surprise – Vladimir Putin's Russia Today portraying Assad as the victim of a bloody-minded western conspiracy. A self-described French intellectual named Thierry Meyssan – author of 9/11 The Big Lie – reveals that TV images purporting to show Assad's massacres of civilians were prepared by the CIA, along with White House deputy national security advisor Ben Rhodes, and "aims at demoralizing the Syrians in order to pave the way for a coup d'etat." The #FakeRevolution hashtag on Instagram provides pictorial, meme-filled boosterism for Bashar, like a screengrab from Time' app kindly telling user mybubb1e to stop voting for Assad for Person of the Year or Hillary Clinton with flames shooting out of her eyes and ear, courtesy of Bashar4Ever.

Now, the Syrian rebellion is eclectic, and it includes some rather extreme elements –including al-Qaida-aligned terrorists. Human Rights Watch has borne witness to its willingness to execute and torture detainees. But human rights abuses can't be the real issue for these web and social-media accounts: if so, they'd be turning on Assad, who drops cluster bombs on Syrian cities and has killed more civilians over the last 20 months than perhaps any other despot in power. And anyone defending Assad because they hate the idea of another U.S. invasion might consider that the Obama administration evidently wants to stay out of Syria at all costs. Yes, the Syrian rebels might actually acquire chemical weapons in the wake of Assad's downfall, and that's legitimately worrisome, but perhaps some ire might be spared for the regime that, you know, created that chemical stockpile.

Of course, the Syrian rebels use Twitter, Facebook and YouTube for everything from propaganda to weapons training, so perhaps it's unsurprising that Assad's defenders seek to contest that online space. It's the internet; people say terrible things on it. But the Assadosphere is the sort of thing that Block and Unfollow functions were created for.