Call me crazy, but I don’t remember Snow White ever showing her vagina. Halloween is upon us and people wear so-called “sexy” versions of characters. Since woman have all the fun I ask for men to start sexifying their outfits. Whip out those balls gentlemen! Show the world that Darth Maul and Mr. Smee can be just as irresistible as a slutty Cinderella costume.

James “I’m going as sexy Ziggy for Halloween” Alvarez