kiba the daring and rebellious clown: so I just sat here and thought

kiba the daring and rebellious clown: karkat considers himself some kind of crazy brilliant relationship expert right

kiba the daring and rebellious clown: what if he was a marriage counselor

Mighty Mouse: his dream job

kiba the daring and rebellious clown: being paid to tell everybody they’re fucking up

kiba the daring and rebellious clown: I bet sometimes he cries a little because he can’t believe his job is so sweet

Mighty Mouse: yes

Mighty Mouse: and he cries a little because

Mighty Mouse: he wants to

Mighty Mouse: help everyone

Mighty Mouse: but people are so stupid