There are outdoor cats and indoor cats—then there are really indoor cats that just want to chill on the couch with a bag of catnip and a DVD of The Aristocats until they fall asleep.

Over the weekend, Reddit user Jayn88 shared a photo of their snoozy pet with the Aww community, with the accompanying caption “I think my cat is actually a tiny man in a cat suit”:

“My mom actually sent me this pic earlier,” Jayn88 shares in a comment. “She’s cat-sitting for me. Apparently my cat is making himself very much at home.”

Before the poor cat woke up, he was already the subject of its very own Photoshop Battle.

If you’re not familiar with Photoshop Battles, here’s how they work: A random photo is presented. Anybody in the community can participate. All you need to do is edit the image as you please and submit your work in the comments section.

In the true spirit of literally Photoshopping a battle, redditor Steak_59 imagined the drowsy kitty as a dead kitty—tragically struck down by a masterful swordsman:

But even death couldn’t keep the cat from his true love.

Reddit user AlcoholicPirate revived the kitty with a transformative bite from a sparkly vampire:

The photo introduced a new rivalry to The Twilight Saga: Kristen Stewart vs. Kitten Stewart. (We’re on Team Kitten.)

Redditor ThrobinWigwams brought a long overdue dose of realism to a beloved comic strip with their take on Jayn88’s photo—entitled “Garfield – the later days”:

Silly Garfield with his lasagna and beer and cigarettes and cocaine!

Meanwhile, redditor bottomlulz paid homage to another beloved cartoon universe—with a subtle twist on the opening sequence of The Simpsons’ “Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk” episode:

Though many redditors believed the battle to be over, they were forgetting the one person capable of beating a good Simpsons reference: Rembrandt.

Photoshop artist extraordinaire davepollotart painted this instant masterpiece (based on the now lesser-known Rembrandt painting), dubbed “The Feline Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp”:

Check out the original Photoshop Battle thread to see all of the fainting feline’s most stirring paintings, TV shows, movie posters, and couch-side portraits.

And when the lazy cat wakes up, someone kindly inform him that he’s famous.