That Obama’s one bad muthah%$#*&

In Dreams From My Father, Barack Obama’s autobiography, he talks about a high school buddy named Ray.

Turns out Ray used, shall we say, colorful language. In the audiobook edition, our Commander In Chief quotes Ray. Verbatim. With words we haven’t heard since Richard Nixon’s Watergate tapes.

Excerpts from the book are making the rounds of the internet. And it’s funnier than #*$%& to hear Obama saying them out of context.

Have a listen. But be warned. They are Malcolm X-rated.

Play: That guy

G-Rated Translation: “That chap is nothing special. He’s unimportant.”

Play: Too complicated

G-Rated Translation: “I’m confused by the complexity of the situation.”

Play: White folks

G-Rated Translation: “Some caucasians are uneducated.”

Play: You ain’t

G-Rated Translation: “Let’s go Dutch treat.”

Play: My number

G-Rated Translation: “Let’s meet up at the malt shop after school.”

Play: Chicks

G-Rated Translation: “Golly, I think those young ladies may like us.”

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