To Sean Hannity: "A lot of politicians are full of crap, they refuse to say what they really believe because, 'oh my god, if I say what I really believe, I might not get re-elected.' Maybe this isn't a good part of my re-election strategy, but it's from my heart."

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On Fox News: "I think a lot of politicians typically are quite honestly full of crap. They're scared to say how they feel. And I basically said what I believe a lot of red-blooded Americans felt."

There's really nothing like extreme repetition to make a guy look like he's speaking off the cuff and not reciting a carefully rehearsed opinion. That, and palsy-stricken facial expressions:

That isn't a frame-by-frame progression -- Greg Ball holds his eyebrow in a permanent arch, like Spock and Dwayne Johnson in a staring contest.