... is certainly the most famous in Premier League history and more than a quarter of all votes were cast for his ineptitude at Villa Park in that Carlsberg Special all green kit. But in case you're feeling sorry for Ronny, here's his take on it and how he got over it, as told to Simon Burnton for the newspaper back in 2008.

"I think the score was still 0-0 when it happened, not long before half-time, and of course we went on to lose, but it was just one of those things. It happens every day in football. It was a long kick from the goalkeeper. I controlled the ball and got past the goalkeeper. From there it should just be a question of passing the ball into the net, which is what I tried to do. But there was a player chasing me, not far behind, and I had a bit of pressure so I wanted to put a bit of pace on the ball, which I did. But it took a bobble just as I kicked it and the ball lifted itself on to the bar. "You see this all the time in football. For a player, it is not hard to understand how it happens. But for the crowd, sitting in the stands, it's very difficult to understand. Having said that, of course, my team-mates were laughing at me about it at half-time. They could not believe it. But at the end of the day it can happen to everyone. "Looking back, I look at it as fun. I can understand that it is shown a lot on the television, it's a funny moment. I always have jokes with people about this, it's always a chance to laugh. The moment when it happened I was embarrassed and I didn't know what to do. It was a bit of a strange feeling. But if you ask me, if you had the chance would you go back in time and change this I would say why? It happened one time, it's OK. Obviously you don't want this to happen so many times."

I'm coming out, sang the former Supreme as she embarked on a lung-bursting box-to-box run to take the penalty to start the World Cup party. However, big white trainers, of the variety Mark Lawrenson used to wear on the touchline when defence coach of Newcastle United, are not the ideal footwear to score from the spot. She shanked it left but still galloped off to celebrate.

There's being too clever by half and then there's making a total prat of yourself. Hickey looks as though he fancied finishing with a backheel but ended up tackling himself. He later went on to join a team called Football Kingz. Looking at him, the unorthodox spelling was probably demanded by the trades description act.

Couldn't trap a bag of cement. In fact all the lanky Peruvian had to do was knee it in to score. It's difficult to tell whether he let the ball roll down his thigh to let it bounce so he could head it in or missed it completely. According to Lima newspapers he's known as the Peruvian Zlatan. Not here he isn't. To us he'll always be the Peruvian Ronny.

You round the keeper and want to make a statement. Don't opt for power, or the inside of the side netting as your target.

One-footed players, don't you love them? Ridiculous decision to try to hit it with the outside of his left foot instead of clumping it in with his right leaves him looking decidedly chumpish.

Not so much the hand of God as the arm of clod as Kamara slips on the goalline and hooks the ball in with his elbow.

Swings his right foot at the ball and ends up making the perfect back-heeled clearance.

Jörg Albertz draws the keeper, plays the flying Dutchman in and he scoops it over the bar and looks at the floor for the nonexistent guilty divot to blame. "Oh my goodness," says Martin Tyler. "Oh my godfathers," shouts the ghost of Harry Carpenter.

Uses his studs to beat the keeper then tries to smash the leather off the ball and rip the net. Instead he smacks it off the underside of the bar. In his defence he is a left-back but the prosecution emphatically wins the case.

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