Problem

Every year, YouTube has to come up with a video to summarize some of the major stuff that's happened in an entire year. The only problem is: YouTube is so disenchanted with itself, that every YouTube Rewind has just sort of come off as fake and out-of-touch with reality.



This year's YouTube Rewind was no exception; they start bullshitting about how they want to give the people what they want (or something along the lines of that), but they instead throw in Will Smith - because he did something with bungee jumping or whatever - and Lele Pons, because we all want to see this comedic magnum opus, along with a lot more steamy piles of afterbirth. And who could forget about the best game in the history of the universe: Fortnite! That'll put a smile on our faces, wouldn't it?

The ending with Smiffster looking down some binoculars is meme worthy though; that's the only positive that I can give this Rewind. But other than that, the entire video is an absolute cringefest, and it made me want to die more than I had ever wanted to die before. YouTube in it's current state is nearing itself to self destruction, which would drive us more and more into using Vimeo, or probably even DailyMotion. Atleast Vimeo has nudity...



Solution

Just stop YouTube Rewind. The way I see it, is if they stop YouTube Rewind, they can work on the internal problems of YouTube, so they can probably unfuck YouTube and actually help it's creators out. They sink millions into such a project anyway, so why not use it in a more resourceful manner?



To be fair, I pulled the aforementioned solution out of my ass; I just think they'll exponentially increase in cringe as the years go by (and as the videos get shat out), so by just halting YouTube Rewind entirely, they can just save their own brand that way, perhaps? This year's rewind was already so out-of-touch to begin with, and with the way businesses like YouTube work, they'll probably stay that way for quite some time.



Personal story

I don't really know if this'll gain traction at all. I don't even know if people agree with what I think about this, and I haven't even done any research on people already making such a petition. I don't really know, just sign it. Typing is exhausting. Fuck you, but good day.

P.S: If this appears in a video somewhere... idk, sup, I guess? I doubt that it will though.