We always thought it was odd that he’s essentially become an underwear model, because it’s a waste of his modeling potential. Not to take anything away from his enviably fit bod, but…

David Beckham at a Major League Soccer Franchise press conference at the Perez Art Museum in Miami in Burberry.

He looks ridiculously hot when you dress him up. Is it just us? Believe us, we are NOT prudes about anyone, male or female, showing off the goods, but some people – even people with amazing bodies – actually look much sexier when they’re dressed to their best effect, rather than when they’re dressed in practically nothing.

Having said that, his shoes are clearly way too big (to HILARIOUS effect when you see his feet from the side) and his hem is way too long.

[Photo Credit: Brett Kaffee, Thibault Monnier/PacificCoastNews]