Although Lakers forward Metta World Peace is almost certainly in the final act of his NBA career, he is enjoying every minute of it, reinventing himself as the zany, happy-go-lucky elder statesman of the Baby Lakers' locker room. But even now, as he enters his twentieth season of professional basketball, there are apparently still things that the man has yet to experience. During the Lakers' recent stop in Oklahoma City, the team stayed at the famously haunted Skirvin Hotel, which has such a notorious reputation among NBA players that Lakers guard Lou Williams and forward Larry Nance, Jr. refused to stay there altogether, opting instead to pay for their own rooms elsewhere. Although World Peace was not dissuaded, he did have this to share the next morning:

“The ghosts were all over me. I just accepted it,” Lakers forward Metta World Peace said. “They touched me all over the place. I’m taking one of the ghosts to court for touching me in the wrong places.”

World Peace is a famously weird dude (Exhibit A: he changed his name to Metta World Peace). Still, I love that he shares this information in the same nonchalant manner in which he might order a cheeseburger. Why didn't you leave, Metta?

“I was watching a good movie and I was tired,” said World Peace, who incidentally said he saw Money Monster. “I didn’t want to move.”

I mean, Money Monster is only at 58% on Rotten Tomatoes, but that probably shoots up if they add a "So good that you won't leave your hotel room if there are ghosts in it" on the Amazon review page. Things really got interesting later on Monday, though, when World Peace helpfully took to Twitter to provide more details. It got strange very quickly.

And then, just as Twitter raced to Donald Trump's timeline to beg for his help during this time of urgent national crisis, World Peace deleted every last one of these glorious tweets and replaced it with this:

Uh, the Lakers do not actually play tonight (can someone please get him a team schedule?). But Supernatural Halloween Trolling Erotica with Metta World Peace was pretty great by itself. If you have a white sheet and an old Artest jersey somewhere, it's not too late to make this the couples' costume of the night.