iNcontroL

Casting DH Open Summer Bunny's army has become the American healthcare - there are no medivacs anymore and if he wanted them they are very expensive.

Casting a cannon rush from Huk - DH Open Summer Artosis doesn't even have a pylon anymore, he has a deck now.

Casting HSC IX Every player has that spirit of a caster; when you die, you come back as a caster.

Casting Life vs Innovation - DH Open semi-finals Life is battling Innovation. He's battling the Artosis Curse. He's battling gravity since he's not that tall...

Casting JD vs Snute at DH Open I made a mistake, I tried to call a Roach battle. Dammit.

Casting the Midwest PRO / AM Tournament Koreans are the warlords of Starcraft 2.

iNcontroL and Ret casting together - IEM Katowice Open Bracket I am Incontrol, he is Ret, we are both @LiquidRet on twitter.

IEM Katowice Open Bracket Ret: "Don't players play Protoss because everything looks shiny?"



iNcontroL: "Well do you play Zerg because everything looks like a booger?"

Casting DreamHackWinter 2013 I AM biased: I love Starcraft, more than any other game.

Naniwa punishes Life's Hatch-first with a Cannon-Rush in the Winners Round 1 of DH Winter 2013 Sometimes Life gives you lemons, and you cannon rush the shit outta him.

Taeja wins HSC VIII He can't clap for shit, but this guy can play StarCraft 2.

Interviewing Genius after beating DuckDeok - WCS EU S3 Premier League Ro8 In game 1 you won with Voidrays, then Cannons, then DTs - so I just wanna ask you how does it feel to be Idra's favorite Protoss on the entire planet.

The unwritten rule of StarCraft You can't ever do well at all 3 match-ups. That's some unwritten rule in Starcraft people may or may not know about.

iNcontroL coaching Team Liquid during the pizza.gg teamswap The perfect counter to Huk is just to make more defenses.

Streaming ladder Whenever you lose to a cannon-rush it's no one's fault but your own.

Casting Acer vs Team Liquid SC2L Playoffs To become Innovation, all you have to do is do his builds, increase your APM by about 400, have the calm, cool and collected nerves of a guy that's been training in Korea his entire life and then you need to eat Kimchi and you too can be the best Starcraft 2 player on the planet.

Casting EG SC2L Reapers are the little brothers of Starcraft - they are just made to be annoying.

Scan good unit - On ITG EP69 If a Terran player is ever complaining about scouting, I am gonna blow my head off.

Angry Mutas - while streaming some ladder He's not going magic mutas, he's going angry mutas. That's the muta style where you just don't give a fuck and you just kinda make mutas.

You hit it hard - SOTG EP90 (~1:27:50) Not using Hellbats right now, because you think they are gonna get nerfed, is like being in a relationship with a drop-dead gorgeous woman but being like: You know what? I'm not gonna have too much sex with her, because eventually she'll be an older woman that doesn't look as good.

Casting Bomber vs Goswser G3 - MLG Winter Championship 2013 ro32 (Dallas) He's got 3 nukes but no ghosts! Oh my god he's North Korea!

HotS air-toss impersonation vs Zerg (must watch) E62 (~1:06:45) En Taro ah-fuck-it, let's move out!

When asked about Huk's elimination from GSL Code S - ITG E60 Anybody who qualifies for Code S is to be respected. Anybody who loses in Code S is to be understood.

On video games violence - ITG E59 At the beginning of the last century we had a couple of world wars, and nobody played video games. (...) Hitler did not play video games.

Halo and StarCraft in the eSports scene porn metaphor, according to iNcontroL - Drunk SOTG 2012 StarCraft 2 is the climax, Halo is the ball ticklers.

Talking about late game ZvP casting JYP vs Suppy - Stormville Show Match 5 bases is Disney World, 4 bases is Disney Land, 3 bases... Six Flags, it sucks.

EGIdra tries to brute force his way up a ramp vs colGoswser - EGMCSL S8 He keeps trying to force himself up the ramp against all RTS logic. Ramps are the devil.

German porn and Starcraft, ASUSROG Summer 2012 Highlights I used to play random, but for you I'll play very specifikly.

Idra disconnects while casting Stephano vs Hero, NASL S3 Grand Finals Greg you're disconnecting, are you rage-quitting from this too?

We will never hear the rest of the story, casting Monchi vs Golden at HSC5 Day2, July 2012 I happen to know that in the gay community... well... this is getting dangerous.

After MaNa vs Stephano (2-0), DreamHack Summer 2012 I would be speechless, but I'm getting paid not to be.

Casting DIMAGA vs Brat_OK (2-0), DreamHack Summer 2012 Commentating DIMAGA ZvT right now is like commentating national geographic footage of hyenas eating a dead carcass.

GSL Code S Season 2 Finals, on ITG E43 3 Protoss and a Terran walk into a bar. Only the Terran fucking leaves.

Casting EGMCSL, Apr 2012 Every time I hear a player doesn't stream as much I think: 'do they not like money?'

MLG Winter Arena PPV Wars, On SOTG EP #63 It's tough to interview MLG about things they fuck-up on, because they agree on everything.

On Starcast #89 It takes a village to raise an Idra.

On queen chasing overlord, NASL 2011 It's like a cop chasing a guy, but the cop is walking and so is the guy.

Casting at Home Story Cup IV, Jan 2012 Scariest thing I've done in my life: buying a kebab in Germany.