HOLLYWOOD, CA —said the disgraced former co-head of Miramax Studios. Weinstein, who has acknowledged sexually harassing a who’s who of actresses including Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Rose McGowan and Ashley Judd, was quick to draw the line when it came to alien performers.

“Listen, if anything I’d be into Toydarian starlets, but Gungans?! Hard pass.” Critics are concerned Weinstein’s refusal to harass a member of the alien race made famous by Jar Jar Binks is systemic of a larger issue in Hollywood: “Even at his lowest, this disgusting human still thinks himself superior to Gungans. We need to be more inclusive in this town, at every level… even if that means taking one for the team,” said an anonymous insider, who shivered and fought back nausea upon seeing what an excited Gungan actually looks like.

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