Finally! The news we’ve always known we needed!

Not Another Salon, based on Brick Lane, now offers silent haircuts for anyone who dies a little inside when their hairdresser asks them if they’ve Got any holidays planned this year? Eurgh. YUCK.

Small talk is a fine art that not many can master, and for the rest of us, it’s an unpleasantry of the highest order. Fortunately, this east London hair salon will leave you in total peace and quiet as you have your mop chopped. And frankly, I wish that somebody had thought of this sooner.

Personally, I avoid haircuts altogether. I’m awkward enough as it is, so I do not cope well in a salon chair. They’re far too expensive anyway, so, for reasons I don’t even understand myself, I trust my boyfriend to cut my hair with a pair of £5 hairdressing scissors I bought from Asda. I might look like Rod Stewart, but at least I didn’t have to endure an hour of uncomfortable conversation. 🤷‍♀️

But the announcement of ‘silent’ hair appointments is more than just a gimmick. Not Another Salon explains that it’s important for all of their customers feel comfortable during their visit, particularly with the rise of mental health issues.

If you’d prefer the silent treatment, just mention ‘silent’ at the time of booking. This will advise your stylist that you’re not here for a chat, but rather for precious, uninterrupted me time. Of course they’ll talk you through your consultation and anything else hair-related, but otherwise you’ll be left to your own devices. Music to mine ears.

You’ll find Not Another Salon at 188 Brick Lane, E1 6SA

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