I'm sorry in advance for making this.

Snoop looked inside his favorite store, the Big Donut.

"Y'all niggas tellin' me you don't have any weed," The rapper states in disbelief.

"I'm sorry sir. As you can see, we only serve donuts," The pale, blonde haired girl says, gesturing to the menu. "And please refrain from using that language."

"Man, this shit is whack," Snoop Dogg shakes his head and walks out the door.

When he gets into the temple, a large buglike creature jumps onto him.

"Don't even think about it, motherfucker," Snoop says, calmly snapping the monster's neck and sending it into it's gem.

"Sorry Snoop. We tried to get this place cleaned up for you," Pearl apologizes, stabbing another one of the bugs with her spear.

"It's kay," Snoop assures the gems.

Before they even register it, a deafening noise and several bursts of light echo throughout the temple.

Above the roar, they hear a voice shouting.

"DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Finally, the roar dies down, revealing Snoop Dogg with a smoking AK-47.

"Next time you niggas need to do a better job of housekeeping," he says.

He walks to his safe and opens it, pulling out a blunt.

"At least I can rely on you, Mary Jane," He whispers, smoking the hemp.

"I don't quite approve of Snoop's smoking habit," Pearl says, indignant.

"C'mon Pearl! Stop being such a bitch," Amethyst laughs, reaching for a blunt.

Suddenly, she hears a 'click' and looks up to see Snoop pointing a 9mm at her gem.

"Put the weed down, motherfucker," He growls, steadying his grip on the gun.

Amethyst puts her hands up and backs away.

"Better."

Suddenly, a huge roar is heard and the Crystal Gems come running outside.

A humongus centipede is outside, spraying acid everywhere.

"I got this, niggas," Snoop says, and the gem on his stomach begins to glow, revealing a rocket launcher.

"Go to hell, ugly ass mofo," He says, and shoots a rocket at the creature. It screeches in pain as it's gem breaks into millions of pieces.

"The day is saved again by the Dogg," Snoop says nonchalantly, and walks back inside.