"For if the world should end today - though not today, for gifting's wait, which should arrive, like silver'd plate - its purpose clear, call you I may "Apocalypse Survivor."

Its uses plenty, though I'm sure your firsting's use may be to pure the gator's broth in which they stir, though beer might taste much finer.

Instructions have I notn't read So if you use it and turn dead - or undead, as it may be told, or death by fire, death by cold - use this, perhaps, if time grow old, and water grows much briner.

Me thinks you will enjoy this gift. The other options on my list were tupperware or pumpkin pie But neither might help you not die so enjoy - the night is spry - and you deserve this, reddit guy."

My gifter sent me that poem, after verifying that I would be home to receive it, I was not home at the time, but it was slipped in with the rest of my mail.

What I received was a "Life straw" Now some may think thats not much, but I'll have you know I'm very happy to get it, I was going to order one myself. I tested it on pickle juice, I didn't taste pickles, I tasted clean water, it was weird. But cool!

Thank you person that didn't give me their username, thank you very much!!!