Unkatunk and Intra-Building Relations

(42 possible points.)

A few Terms...

Unkatunk to — The relationship between two people, A and C, whereby A has boinked B and B has boinked C.

Unkatunk through — The relationship between two people, A and B, whereby A has boinked B and B has boinked C. To be unkatunk through someone, you must be unkatunk to someone.

For example, pretend that Dale kisses Stacy. Stacy then goes on to kiss Dave. Dale would then be "unkatunk to" Dave, and "unkatunk through" Stacy.

Boink

boink

— (Big B) To have oral, anal, or vaginal sex with a person.— (Little B) To have intimate contact with a person that is not Boinking.

Are you unkatunk...

to 5 or more Risleyites? (You probably have this point if you've kissed anyone in Risley.) through 5 or more Risleyites? (Have you kissed 5 people?) (You are a Node.) to 10 or more Risleyites? (You probably also have *this* point if you've kissed anyone in Risley.) through 10 or more Risleyites? (Have you kissed 10 people?) through 5 or more Nodes? (You are a Hub.) (2 points) through 10 or more Nodes? (You are a FUCKING AIRPORT. PLANES FLY IN AND OUT OF YOU.) (3 points) through 5 or more FUCKING AIRPORTS? (You are a OH MY GOD GO GET TESTED NOW. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING THIS TEST FOR? THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT TESTS FOR YOU.) (OMG points)

Have you ever...

been propositioned by a Risleyite? ... a naked Risleyite? (Pool counts.) ... a staff member? ... a naked staff member? (2 points) accepted any of the above? been sleazed on by Old School Ris-Sleaze (Michael Niederman, Michael Freiert), or New Ris-Sleaze (Dante H., Meredith M., or Mitchell S.)? ... by all of them? ... boinked any of them? ... boinked all of them? (shame) (2 points)

Have you boinked: