In a recent Bleeding Cool interview, Brian Bendis slightly despaired that no matter what complex drama he might write, it would always be the shipping that would get the attention.

From today's Uncanny X-Men…

… he seems like he might just be turning that up a notch… with the telepathic Stepford Cuckoos on hand, and Maria Hill on a SHIELD Helicarrier, it's time to go inside that obsession of hers…

Maria Hill, surely a Valentine's Day card would have been cheaper on the public purse, than constant Helicarrier attacks? I know it's like boys pulling pigtails in the playground in a mistaken attempt to get attention, but enough is enough…

Comics courtesy of Orbital Comics, London,. Currently running the Cult exhibition…