IT WAS A normal enough day for Amanda J Brunker. Looking forward to the Electric Picnic, listening to much-hyped US rapper Azealia Banks’ potty-mouthed 2011 hit 212.

Just having a regular old-fashioned good time, minding her own business.

She decided to tweet a few of the lyrics to demonstrate her hearty enjoyment of the track. And so our tragic tale begins…

Act One: Everyone’s having a good time

Act Two: Disaster

Act Three: The Pleading

Act Four: The Final Curtain