ACTUAL STEWART PUPPET $100,000

Ah, Stewart. He first made his appearance in Vertical Video Syndrome, and who can’t help but adore this lovable guy with the vertical eyes? Mario is who. Mario hates him and says it’s time for Stewart to go.



So now you can own your very own Glove and Boots character, Stewart! For the low, low price of $100,000 dollars. Serious buyers only. Mario has no time for your shenanigans.

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