To the gentleman who left his scarf on the dirty tiles of the 7th floor men’s washroom:

Was it this sudden blast of warm spring weather that prompted you to so tactlessly discard your black-knit wool/acrylic-blend Club Monaco scarf, or was it simply an accident? I’ve asked the scarf, but as is typical with most clothing items, my query was met with silence.



I’ve looked at the long-term forecast, and sadly it seems that you might very well be in need of said scarf in the weeks to come (although I might suggest hand washing it in cold water and laying flat to dry—as per the cleaning instructions—before its next outing, as it was found in a not-so-nice location).



So if this errant scarf does belong to you, please stop by Office Services to retrieve it, so we can help protect your neck.



Regards,

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