A/N WHO THE FUCK REPORTED MY FIC AS A CROSSOVER? it isnt a crossover. i am so tired of these HATERS omg. like chill. it isnt a crossover it is just plain homestuck and stop trying to get me in troubl. ps the dinosaur is happening soon!

when i woke up i said "what is all this pink sawfust for"

the nurse said "it is not pink saw dust it is the stuff they use at shcools to soak up vomit." apparently i vomited in my sleep.

ms paint sat on the bed and stroked my har and said everyone was very considered about my barf. i asked why they wee concerned and she said it had nothing to dow ith equius punching me. they said they were gonna run tests on my body but not until later.

i sat there and read a pottery magazin. i also wrote poems about feeling like i had to throw up all the time. because that made me depressed. i wondered if i would ever feel right in the stmach again. i felt so empty.

eridan cam in and i was weak so i only gave him a handjob. laura came in and said she was sorry for tyring to kiss me and that she didnt mean it she was just really horny. i forgave her and we hugged and she hugged too hard and i barfed in geromys soda

this made him angry and laura came over to comfort him. when i woke up laura and geromy were making out.

dave came in to visit geromy and he made fun of him hardcore in a really mean way.

"hahahaaha a girl who is butch er than you is kidding you with tongue" he said pointing and laughing. i glared at him. geromy couldnt talk becaue he was mut so he put his mudle fingr up at dave. he was so man. i couldnt even believe there was a time i thought of GIVING DAVE STRIDER MY VIRGINITY. he was such an asshole. germomy gave dave his middle finger blushingly because he is shy and quiet and sweet.

eridan texted me later that sburb gossip said i punched geromy in the face and dave came to his rescue so i tripped him and he fell in urine (those bed hospital toilet things) which was so untrue i couldnt even deal with it.

dave used to be so cool to me and seem so sexy and handsome and now when i look at him i think about a rat or something digusting. i didnt even ever want to see his dumb face again.

i facetimed with eridan but then i had to throw up.

ms paint said it was time for testing.

when i returned back to my bed i saw a note from rose and it was so sweet. she wanted me to get bitter. awww! she signed it with a heart and a skull and a cursive r. i didnt have her number so i coudlnt text her but it was so sweet that she was thinking of me.

"stacia worchester" said mrs pomfrey and i said "yes"

"the test results are back. you are pregnant."