goodmythicalmail:

after watching ‘dipper and mabel vs. the future’ i am 99.89% sure that dipper’s real name is megrez

like i am so sure of this holy shit

if we’re following the initial theory that the pines twins have names starting with the same letter (following the theme of stanley and stanford pines, alex and ariel hirsch) then logically dipper’s name has to start with an m because of mabel

since there’s a lot of mystery surrounding his name, of course it’s got to be something weird and/or obscure - so, yeah. that’s a tick in the box for ‘megrez’

and then, in ‘dipper and mabel vs. the future’ when dipper is scanned by the U.F.O. we see this:

the machine projects an image of the big dipper into the air. not only this but it highlights a specific star.

BAM. THERE IT IS.

MEGREZ, MOTHERFUCKERS.

this episode was full of reference to the big dipper, and dipper’s birthmark also had a ton of emphasis put on it in close-ups as well



of course, this seems like a conclusion almost too easy to come to, so it could just be a red herring. I’M NOT RULING IT OUT, THOUGH.

