DUBAI: The fire brigade was called out on Thursday afternoon after a Dubai-based hipster had to be safely removed from his tight red trousers.The unnamed man, who is believed to work in social media, got into trouble in Make Business Hub, a popular daytime haunt for the city’s freelance web-based workforce.“He’d like, gone outside for a smoke?” said a bystander. “But it was like, too hot or whatever? So his trousers tightened up and cut his circulation off? We all heard him screaming. It sounded like this hardcore band from Brooklyn called Macacque? You probably haven’t heard of them.”A quick-thinking social media strategist used an iPad to contact the fire brigade by Twitter, who arrived in time to cut him free using industrial-strength shears.“These red trousers may be all the rage, but to us, they’re a ticking timebomb,” said one of the officers on the scene. “At this time of year it takes just minutes for them to reach critical levels of tightness; and if the pockets are full of sharp objects like ironic Japanese keychains, iPhones and vintage Zippo lighters, it can be a deadly combination.”“Due to the current high summer temperatures, and the forthcoming Skrillex gig in Sharjah, we’re anticipating a rise in incidents like this,” he added.