1. Axe





Beards are awesome. Chopping wood is awesome. So buy the Paul Bunyon in your life an awesome axe.













My personal favorites are made by Peavey Manufacting Company in Eddington, Maine.







But if you want the convenience of Amazon Prime, here is a highly rated axe that is sure to please your bearded hero:





2. Sweater or Cardigan





I recommend one with a prominent collar to frame and enhance the beard.









Give him one of these to ensure more than his face is warm this winter:









3. Beard Oil





If you think his beard is soft now, wait until you feel this. I can personally vouch for the guys at Gibs Grooming. Their beard oils revitalize a beard in no time. A great gift:





Beard & Tattoo Oil from Gibs Grooming





4. Wireless Bluetooth Headphones





Wires are a nuisance for everyone, but especially for the bearded man. That's what makes wireless headphones such a great gift. Dre Beats are the gold standard:









If you want a more economical alternative, I can personally recommend Treblab. I have worked out in these almost every day for the past 4 months without any problems:



They also just released a new version that is waterproof and noise-cancelling:











10. A Beard Patch



A beard patch isn't the perfect gift for everyone, but it probably is for someone.





73. Books





Whether he earned a Ph.D. or dropped out of high school the bearded man realizes that his education never stops. He reads voraciously. Although I will never lose my test for a book I can see, feel, and smell; but now I'm not sure what I would do without my Kindle (I use the paperwhite ).





74. Bespoke Post





Who says gift giving has to be a one and done deal? Make it last the year round with a subscription to the ever-manly Bespoke Post . Check out the archives page to see their many offerings.





75. Gloves





Stroking the beard can only keep the hands so warm. Winter gloves are essential, and work gloves are a must.





76. Mints





Don't let bad breath spoil the beard's reputation. Make sure your bearded brother's breath is fresh with an ample supply of chewing gum or mints.





77. Coffee





As mentioned in On Mornings, the beard may wake up ready to go even though the man wearing it wants to go back to sleep. Help him wake up on the right side of the bed with a tasty cup of Joe. I use a Keurig and an espresso maker





78. Notebooks









There's a lot going on behind a beard. Huge, important ideas that must be written down before they vanish. The moleskine pocket notebook is what I use. Ernest Hemingway used it, too. Lined and plain varieties are available on Amazon.





79. Travel Mug/Tumbler





A fine beard requires hydration, and the bearded man prefers his beverage at an optimal temperature. I confidently recommend two items for this purpose: 1) Yeti 20 oz. Tumbler and 2) Zojirushi 20 oz. stainless steel mug . Both of them will keep your drink cold or hot for several hours.





80. Wax Seal





Although

socially

progressive, a bearded man has a sense of tradition and nostalgia.









81. Leather Messenger Bag





Documents, laptops, TPS reports. There's a lot of important stuff to lug around. Why not carry it in a finely crafted leather messenger bag by Coach Frye , or Fossil





82. Travel Toothbrush





The bearded man is not afraid to travel light and leave at a moment's notice, but that doesn't mean he isn't a stickler for dental hygiene. A travel toothbrush is all Jack Reacher packed, and it's sure to bring a clean, toothy grin to the bearded one's face.

83. Boots





Boots are the most versatile footwear. They make you taller. They give you the upper hand in any encounter. They protect your feet from the elements. My preferred winter boots by Timberland . My favorite made in the USA boots by Frye





84. Anything from Nick Offerman's Woodshop





Handmade furniture, do-it-yourself woodworking kits (e.g. "Build Your Own Damn Stool" kit), Nick Offerman's books, and cool trinkets like these:









85. Whittling Knives





The bearded man experiences a mysterious pull toward wood. It is his blank slate, a canvas upon which he must release his creative essence. Help him release his essence with the gift of whittling knives.









86. Food by Jim Gaffigan



The bearded man loves to laugh, and he love to eat food. That's why Food by the bearded funnyman, Jim Gaffigan, is the perfect gift:









87. Vintage Design Leather Toiletry Bag by Vetelli





As the preceding gifts demonstrate, the bearded man has a lot of grooming to do. Give him this luxury toiletry bag, so he can feel extra classy every time he goes to groom.













Here is a more compact alternative:







88. Travel Bag



The messenger and toiletry bags are nice, but they aren't always enough. The bearded man stays on the move. Make sure he travels in style with a genuine leather bag from Rustic Town





For a more modern look, and a lifetime guarantee, I personally use and recommend Tumi bags.





89. Jacket





The beard is protective, but man is not immune to the harsh realities of winter. There is no better way to stay warm and stylish than with The North Face Apex Bionic 2:







Check out their full line of products at thenorthface.com . They offer free shipping and returns, as well as a lifetime guarantee.





90. Blanket



Whether he's hiking, building a first aid kit, or camping, he needs a survival blanket.





All Weather Outdoor Survival Blanket

Having a cozy night together? Try this one:







91. Kettlebell



Don't insult him with anything too puny. Make it Russian and make it heavy, e.g. 97 lbs





92. Send him to camp





There are many options, but I recommend sending him away for a few days to Zombie Camp or Entrepreneur Camp . Either way, he'll come back with a new set of skills that could prove very valuable.





93. Watch, Bracelet or Ring





Adorn the hand that strokes the beard with a watch, bracelet, or ring. This one includes a knife, fire starter, whistle, paracord, and compass:







I have a badger claw ring, but you can one up me with this bear claw and turquoise ring:

Sold at Alltribes.com



94. REI Adventures



If anyone needs to hike across the Australian outback, it's the bearded man. Make his wildest wilderness dreams come true with an adventure arranged by REI . He can do just about anything on every single continent.







