I missed this on Valentine's Day, but in that day's edition of the New York Times, Scott Turow, Paul Aiken, and James Shapiro published an op-ed weighing in on the debate over copyright law. Their argument is simple enough to explain: copyright is a "public policy success" that helped artists leverage market forces to create, but today, that's all "unraveling" because of the way the internet facilitates piracy through file-sharing and the like.

I've read arguments in favor of strong copyright protections and arguments that maintain that these laws are a dated and outmoded form of rent-seeking. I've formulated positions, thrown them out, reformulated positions, and backtracked. I'm a free agent in this debate. You can win me over. But these authors really fail to do so, because they wrap the nut of the argument within a confusing metaphor about playwriting and theatre, that is often a complete hash.

The piece is titled, "Would the Bard Have Survived the Web?" and because the authors wait seven paragraphs before cluing me in to the fact that they are making a defense of copyright law, I was prompted to believe that this piece might argue that Shakespeare today might have a hard time competing for cultural space against the myriad distractions that broadband has to offer. I'd agree with that.

But it's very awkward to use playwriting as your hook into an argument against the evils of piracy, because plays are hard to pirate, and you certainly can't use the internet to do so. There's no sub-rosa structure that allows for the copyrights of playwrights to be easily abused. To perform a play, one must find a space to produce it and in order to ensure commercial success, one must publicize it sufficiently, so that people show up. By this point, if you've attracted enough attention to stage your play, you've certainly attracted the attention of the people who protect the copyrights of playwrights. And trust me, they guard the rights of playwrights zealously. They will shut you down.

I'm not trying to be pedantic here. The authors are not just glancing over the life of Shakespeare to make us feel bad about piracy. They attempt to build this comparison entirely upon the practical realities of theatrical productions, and the article is replete with talk of moneyboxes and theatre buildings being built and moved and rebuilt. These, the authors claim, form something they call a "cultural paywall" that amount to some primitive pre-cursor to copyright that singlehandedly created Shakespeare's cultural impact. So, it's a problem that these authors don't seem to know much about the history or the business of theatre.

This whole "cultural paywalls" concept they introduce...it's just a mess:

By the time Shakespeare turned to writing, these "cultural paywalls" were abundant in London: workers holding moneyboxes (bearing the distinctive knobs found by the archaeologists) stood at the entrances of a growing number of outdoor playhouses, collecting a penny for admission. At day's end, actors and theater owners smashed open the earthenware moneyboxes and divided the daily take. From those proceeds dramatists were paid to write new plays. For the first time ever, it was possible to earn a living writing for the public.

So the first "cultural paywall" is...paying for admission to a theatre? "Those who paid could enter and see the play; those who didn't, couldn't," say the authors, a little too breathlessly for a concept that hasn't exactly been lost after all these centuries. Their take on the matter also glosses over the fact that the money that Shakespeare and his crew, the Lord Chamberlain's Men, took in didn't go to pay "dramatists to write new plays," it went to the Lord Chamberlain's Men to produce their own plays. And the Lord Chamberlain's Men, as it happens, had the exclusive rights to produce Shakespeare's work. That was, in essence, a legally-enforced monopoly, subject to some degree of censorship from the Revels office.

So there was a "cultural paywall" in place. It's just that the authors don't really have a clue what it was.

They go on to assert that as a result of, uhm...people paying admission to see theatre, "Almost overnight, a wave of brilliant dramatists emerged, including Christopher Marlowe, Thomas Kyd, Ben Jonson and Shakespeare." That's not a very well informed picture of reality. Thomas Kyd lapsed into obscurity for centuries after his plays were originally produced. Marlowe's success as a playwright was limited as well. Had he been an "overnight success," he might not have had to earn a living as a spy for the crown, nor would he have been killed in the fashion that Charles Nicholl describes in his convincingly laid out case for the Marlowe-as-spy history, The Reckoning.

Regardless, Shakespeare was more popular, prolific, and beloved, and overshadowed these men during their time as contemporaries.

Eventually, the authors just sort of give up on the whole "payboxes are a cultural paywall," and instead start claiming the theatrical building that Shakespeare performed in was the "cultural paywall." It's a pretty strange concept, that isn't assisted when the authors declaim:

Its final end came in the mid-17th century, at the outset of a bloody civil war, when authorities ordered the walls pulled down. The regime wasn't motivated by ideals of open access or illusions of speeding progress. They simply wanted to silence the dramatists, who expressed a wide range of unsettling thoughts to paying audiences within.

Wasn't this a piece about internet piracy a few minutes ago? Now it's about the stifling of expression through heavy-handed state control. What are these guys even trying to argue anymore?

The piece does afford itself one last opportunity to say something exceedingly stupid. After the words of the playwrights have been silenced, by the authorities, here's what happened to playwriting, forever.

The experiment was over. Dramatists' ties to commerce were severed, and the greatest explosion of playwriting talent the modern world has ever seen ended. Just like that.

Wow. First, back when I was studying dramatic theory and criticism, there wasn't a single credible source I could name that would have called the mid-17th century the "modern world." Between 1935 and 1955 in America, there was an astounding explosion of playwriting talent that was the equal of any that came before. That period saw the first productions of Waiting for Lefty, Awake and Sing, The Time Of Your Life, Long Day's Journey Into Night, The Glass Menagerie, The Iceman Cometh, All My Sons, A Streetcar Named Desire, Death of a Salesman, The Crucible, and A View from the Bridge, to name a few. That's not too shabby! And contra the authors' assertion, playwrights continue to make money from their work to this day.

That whole last sentence, in other words, is complete balderdash. But it's beside the point. These authors want to counter the argument that "if we severely weaken copyright protections, innovation will truly flourish." If you want to counter that argument, you really don't want to be invoking Shakespeare at all. Shakespeare's works are in the public domain and are produced in hundreds of theatres around the world, where they are constantly being reinvented and given new cultural currency. The suggestion that the lack of adequate copyright protection is blunting the cultural impact of Shakespeare is just supremely daffy.

Next time these guys want to argue this point, I'd suggest they stick to what they know, and maybe not try to be so fancy.

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