So some guy gets on a bus and starts loudly pattering about how he’s a tough motherfucker, how he has a kilo of cocaine to sell, etc. This goes on for a couple minutes.

And then the driver stops the bus:

“We’re all going to get off – I get paid either way! Recognize that!”

“Do it again and I swear to God everybody’ll be getting off and I’ll be the asshole bus driver. Understand?”

But of course, the passenger wasn’t done. One stop later:

“You want me to call my people or MUNI’s? You’ll have more luck with MUNI’s people, trust me!”

Endgame:

“People, I apologize – Welcome to MUNI.”

And the kicker:

“And the paper says I get paid too much.”

I think most of the passengers were highly satisfied with this driver.

(Of course, this has little of the pathos of Fight on SF Muni Bus in Chinatown – HIGH QUALITY ORIGINAL, but that one is the gold standard of off-message MUNI videos.)

On It Goes…

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