It wasn’t a natural inclination of mine to come out and blurt ‘fuck Buffett’. I’ve been listening to his interview with Becky Quick for what seems like the past 5 hours, and have agreed with much of what he’s said. But I didn’t want to talk about him or his stupid asshole friend, Charlie Munger, for reasons unbeknownst to me.

An old client of mine lives near Buffett and has told me some tales that have been repeated by lots of people who live in Omaha. Buffett, despite being the world’s richest man lives in the same old house he bought 200 years ago. He walks around town like a regular Joe, drinking soda pop. He eats at the local Denny’s and orders folksy food. The bullshit goes on and on.

Buffett, he’s such a nice guy, benevolently amassing tens of billions in personal net worth whilst eating bags of frenched fries and guzzling gallons of cherried coke.

This is an asshole of the very first magnitude.

There’s nothing worse than an asshole pretending to be a nice guy, licking icecream cones in public to look like the average Joe so people don’t want to beat you like a piñata.

Look at me–not a nice guy, complete asshole. But you don’t see me walking around town with a fucking hamburger in my face to blend in with the proletariat.

At this point in my life, I have nothing in common with Warren Buffett. His rhetoric has been repeated over and over again. It’s predictable rubbish from a man who’s a master of deception, skilled marketer of wholesome Midwest kitsch, financial genius disguised as a fucking coupon clipping ham and egger.

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