Portugal rocks. There we said it.

Never did we think that we’d write an article on this blog about either Jesus or Jose Saramago. But stranger things have happened. Like people putting cement in their ass. Or like Jesus appearing on a Portuguese edition of Playboy.

Jesus agreed to an exclusive shoot with Playboy where he hangs out with three tattooed, smoking, gun wielding, naked ladies. Basically, breaking all sorts of commandments. When asked why he decided to ok the shoot Jesus said, “ ‘Cause Jose Saramago is the fucking shiznit.”

Jose Saramago, the only Porteugeuse writer to win the Nobel Prize, passed away last month. Possibly Saramago’s most famous book was titled The Gospel According To Jesus Christ (O Evangelho Segundo Jesus Christ) which is what is carved in the headboard of the bed on the Playboy cover.

We questioned Jesus on whether it was simply good luck that landed him in Playboy or was it perhaps divine intervention. Jesus became quite animate as he answered, “Divine Intervention? Best fucking dildo’s out there. Man, the plowing I gave that blonde after the shoot with the Diving Nun was epic.”



