There's finally a new Bad Lip Reading of the first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump — but honestly, the actual debate might have been weirder.

Sure, this clip has Clinton chirping like a bird and Trump saying the non-phrase "I don't like you anything," but does it have "I have a winning temperament" or the Hillary shimmy? Nope, that was the real debate.

Oh, what striking times we live in.