It’s only a few more days before President George W. Bush will step out of the White House. Famous for his failed policies in almost everything in the past eight years, Bush left behind a controversial, yet amusing legacy of making dumb speeches during his presidency. We sure laughed at a lot of them in the past, but here are his top ten quotes that will knock you out.

10. “For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It’s just unacceptable. And we’re going to do something about it.” Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

9. “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.” Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

8. “I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

7. “People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in’s house and say I love you.” Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

6. “I try to go for longer runs, but it’s tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It’s sad that I can’t run longer. It’s one of the saddest things about the presidency.” Interview with “Runners World,” Aug. 2002

5. “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.” Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

4. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

3. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004



2. “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002



1. “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their looove with women all across this country.” Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

