The global coronavirus pandemic has brought with it a record number of media hot takes so scorching they’re at risk of spontaneously combusting. Here’s one of the latest courtesy of Axios:

The coronavirus pandemic is laying bare America's stark class inequality and, some experts say, should lead to more urgent policy conversations about housing, wages and worker rights.https://t.co/J0E7szpuBV — Axios (@axios) April 1, 2020

There it is!

Never letting a crisis go to waste — Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) April 1, 2020

The saying “never let a crisis go to waste” is getting a real workout these days.

The communists are struggling to remain relevant. https://t.co/XwC7R3w3Mu — MarketRunner (@SWGaspar) April 1, 2020

They never stop, they never sleep, they never quit. https://t.co/scz34ViKAG — Michael Walsh (@dkahanerules) April 1, 2020

Always be closing!