(and by you I mean me.. the transperth app is confusing, okay??)

Concealment - Pretty self explanatory. Hiding your alcohol somewhere that the transperth guards aren't likely to look. Pockets, purses, boobs. I think you get it (sassy emoji)

Deception - Putting your vodka in a water bottle, your cider/wine in an apple juice bottle & your absurdly colored beverages into a green sprite bottle.

The best thing about water? You can drink it anywhere.

The best thing about vodka? It looks just like water.

TO FINISH:

There will always be opportunity to be a stinge save some $$$.

save some $$$. Get creative

Don't forget to moisturize

Maple syrup bottles are cool

Get lit enough to dance badly but not lit enough to spew in the uber home (bc the cleanup fee is fuucked.)

I'm poor as fuck. I also enjoy drinking... See the dilemma?Thankfully, to quote one of my scout leaders I'm a "lateral thinker."Get a job? fuck no!Drink less?! It's like you don't know me at all.Here's a bunch of ways to sneak alcohol places & take advantage off time you'd usually waste.Pre-drinks are a poor mans best friend, they're also sometimes the best part of my night. A couple games of beer pong to a (fire emoji) playlist can save you shit tons of money usually spent looking for that initial buzz.Just don't write yourself off yet - if you'renoticeably pissed they wont let you in & if you're going somewhere you've never been before, you might get lost.Now, if you're not a fan of dirty looks or are incapable of being sneaky - probably don't try this.Living an hour train ride from the city means that if I don't train drink, by the time I get to the city all my hard work from the pregame was for nothing. When planning your train drinks there are two main methods one can use: concealment or deception.I personally sway towards deception, as concealment locations can be used to hide beverages you intend to sneak in a club/bar. When it comes to train drinking, just don't be too obnoxious or act like a dickhead & you'll probably get away with it.Once again, flasks are pretty self explanatory. Good places to hide a flask include between the waist of your pants & the small of your back, titties, inside jacket pockets & the very bottom of your innocent looking friends purse ;)If you happen to be like me & own a flask that you're not particularly fond of losing(or just don't own a flask), maple syrup bottles are thedisposable flask. Instead of sneaking off to the bathroom every 10 mins for a sip, I tend to order a water/soda water (bc free) and then tip 2 shots or so worth into my cup. If you intend to bar/club hop during the night, drinking from a flask between venues also works well.Honorable mention to yogurt pouches, fake tampons, those little flasks that go into a tie & every other variation of concealable piss.I have a jacket that can fit 4 cans of Somersby into it's inside pockets, that's around $40 savings!! (well, 32 if you include the bottle-o price)$40 is enough to buy 2 ten packs of the shit.Taking advantage of frills, inside pockets & baggy compartments will *always* yield reward*Idk unless you get caught, or it leaks on you or some shit.In the event that your moral compass is far superior to mine, or you've already drank all of the hidden shit - just drink whatever is cheap! Sure, $5 tinnies of VB might not make you salivate but the kebab you'll buy later with the money you've saved sure will!I'd suck the alcohol our of a deodorant stick if it meant I'd have some bank left for a kebab(please don't actually suck on deodorant sticks, that's icky)Lets say long island iced teas are $10 & a can of export is $5.1 long island tea contains (usually, idk I'm sure different places do different shit)1/2 std drink gin1/2 std drink vodka1/2 std drink tequila1/2 std drink white rumSomewhere between 1/4 and 1/2 a standard drink of triple sec(In this scenario, not all the time, okey? Don't go quoting me)Sometimes basic maths can lead you to bargain drunk.. don't be doing too much maths after awhile though or you'll accidentally rip yourself off (@pastbri :///)Disclaimer: If you get in trouble or something don't blame me.