January 2019 Cannabis Horoscopes



Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

This is a month of confusion for you, Capricorn. Sticking up for yourself may thrust you into some unwanted conflict. Lay low and smoke some lazy Indica to calm yourself down when you’re feeling agitated. This is a good month for you to embrace a new hobby or master a new skill. Special strains that focus in concentration may come in handy!

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Mel Gibson!

Aquarius

January 20- February 18

Always coming up with the next “get rich quick” scheme, you are an excellent conversationalist. Pinpoint an idea and stick to it this month, it will pay off! Typically, Aquarius loves psychedelics; try writing down your thoughts, it might scare you.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Jennifer Aniston!

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

This month you may feel a little lost and confused, try not to succumb to the laziness. Get outside, go for brisk walks, take the time you need to clear your head. This is the perfect month to battle the dry weather with some natural hemp-based lotions and salves.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Rihanna!

Aries

March 21 – April 19

Try not to be a snob this month, not everyone is as educated as you in the Mary Jane department. Instead try to teach your buddies some of the tips and tricks you have learned over the years. You are known to have a sense of humor, brush up on some of your dad jokes; they’re sure to be a hit.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Rosie O’Donnell!

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

You may be feeling a bit self-conscious this month, knowing how much food you consumed over the holiday season. Don’t get too down on yourself, you’re a foodie after all. Try to find your balance this month, equal part Timbits and Doritos.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Willie Nelson!

Gemini

May 21- June 20

Set aside some quality friend time this month. Go for car rides, hit up your old favorite hang-outs, hash up some side-splitting memories. Smoke a blunt if you’re feeling like you need a release, it will get the creative juices flowing. No one is worried about awkward silences when you are around.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Tommy Chong!

Cancer

(June 21 – July 22)

Family is taking precedence this month. You can be sure that mom and dad used to be wild cards back in their day, ask them to tell you stories for some entertainment. Lock that ‘special’ cookie jar, you know how much the ‘rents love a little late-night snack. Wouldn’t want those to get in the wrong hands.. or would we?

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Lindsay Lohan!

Leo

July 23 – August 22

Take charge of your destiny this month, watch your budget and allocate appropriately. This might not be the proper month to invest in the latest gadget, grinder, pipe or bong. Think long term and be responsible with your cash. You will be happy when you can afford that water filtered portable vaporizer you’ve been eyeing.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Robert Mitchum!

Virgo

August 23 – September 22

Lucky Virgo, love is in the air this month; a new year and a new passion are sure to arise. Take risks, meet people and put yourself out there. Your relaxed demeanor makes you approachable and relatable, people will come to you for information relating to new strains and gadgets. Your knowledge is unmatched!

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Wiz Khalifa!

Libra

September 23 – October 22

You’re uptight this month, calming strains of marijuana with high CBD will work best for you. Music can be an escape for you, jam out with your buddies for a bit of relaxation. Remember to own your mistakes and be honest with those you are close with, it will pay off.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Snoop Dogg!

Scorpio

October 23 – November 21

You are intense and in touch with your sexuality this month, enjoy it! Try new things and be adventurous, you don’t have anything to lose. Smoke with a significant other this month to deepen your bonds. If you don’t have a partner, your hand will do fine.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Matthew McConaughey!

Sagittarius

November 22- December 21

Coming down from your New Year’s high is proving difficult. Focus on cooking or cultivating new treats for the tummy this month. Have you entertained the idea of adding a sprinkle of gods green grass into your baking? This could be a fun way to entertain party guests or a good conversation piece. Remember that you might not always perceive situations the same as others, be aware of your surroundings.

You share a birthday with fellow stoner Miley Cyrus!