As the Best SFF Novels of the Decade winds down, we’ve got one final amusing bit of data for you. Among all those fantasy, science fiction (and then some) books, what are the most common terms in use?

We counted [Google Doc spreadsheet download] and the results are fairly predictable, but also pretty hilarious. In fact, if you assembled the most generic fantasy trilogy statistically possible, it’d look like this:

The Shadow War of the Night Dragon, Book One: The Dead City

The Shadow War of the Night Dragon, Book Two: Dark Blood Magic

The Shadow War of the Night Dragon, Book Three: Dream World of the Fire Wolf

Those titles are frighteningly plausible.

Below the cut, take a look at some amusing juxtapositions we noticed in the common word data!

Some notes on how we counted: words like “war,” “night,” “dream,” “man,” “water” were counted if they were part of a compound word in which the meaning is the same. We also included plurals in the count for a singular word.

Here are the most commonly used words in the book titles voted on in the Reader’s Poll. All the words below were present 10 or more times in a title:

We didn’t stop there in our word hunt, though. Curiousity took hold. What, for example, was the most popular occupation?

And what did those most popular occupations love to fight?

Evil vs good was something we looked out for, too. Unfortunately for these fictional worlds (but fortunately for their sense of drama), evil handily wins the eyes of readers.

Although we couldn’t but notice how evenly matched the Above and the Below were:

Fantasy was vastly outweighing science fiction results during our search, so to even it up a bit, we compared the (mostly) SF-only terms. Science fiction is overwhelmingly looking ahead, while fantasy seems to be mostly looking back (at the dragon chasing them):

We also looked at gender comparisons:

And, for fun, elements and body parts. (Parts, it turns out, is not parts.):

Comb through the list and see if you can find any amusing juxtapositions that we missed!