



... because if you don't ask, you'll never know ...

Do you have an FBI file?

You might! Many people do. So let's talk about your past. Did you ...



... ever participate in a civil rights march? How about a Vietnam war protest?

... ever sign an edgy political petition?

... ever know a guy named "Joey the Horse?" (Ever help him take out any heavy garbage bags?)

... ever hang out with a third-world dictator, retired or present?

This web site helps you generate the letters you need to send to the FBI to get a copy of your own FBI file. We can help you get your files from other "three-letter agencies" (CIA, NSA, DIA, ...) too. It's quick, it's easy, and best of all, it's free! Just click on the green arrow to get started!

(If you're looking for FBI files on someone else, our sister web site, Get Grandpa's FBI File, can help you obtain FBI files for deceased individuals. If you have other questions about this site, please see our frequently asked questions page. )

The fine print: Our attorneys told us to tell you that this site is for informational and entertainment purposes and is not meant to provide legal advice. If you have any questions about your legal right to FBI files, you may wish to consult an attorney. (Hmm, attorneys suggesting you contact an attorney, who could have predicted?) If you have questions about anything else, check out our FAQ or feel free to contact us. Images used are either in the public domain or courtesy of the United States Government. Copyright © 2007 Meme Transmission Enterprises. All rights reserved.