Making Patton Oswalt's already-legendary pitch for Star Wars: Episode VII as real as it will ever get, sadly, EntertainmentWeekly commissioned this poster for the comedian's vision of a robo-spider Chewbacca, Moon Knight, some Clash of the Titans characters, and so on. Maybe not as good as the fake trailer someone will inevitably make, but hey, if you've been looking for a back piece, now you've got one. (Please do not actually tattoo this on yourself.)

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