“I just got some bitcoin! Have you heard about bitcoin? It’s the currency of the future.”

“I know a guy who invested in bitcoin five years ago, and he made, like, a hundred million dollars.”

“Where do bitcoin come from? Easy: computers use a process called ‘mining’ to get bitcoin. And that’s where bitcoin come from.”

“Bitcoin are kinda like cash, but if cash were on the computer, as bitcoin.”

“The bitcoin bubble is about to burst, baby!”

“Hey, roll down your window. Wanna buy some bitcoin? You a cop?”

“No bitcoin allowed!”

“Honey, there’s something I need to tell you. I’m a bitcoin.”

“Our farm-to-bitcoin menu includes a free-range bitcoin smoked on a cedar bitcoin, and served with an emulsion of bitcoin-infused bitcoin on a bed of bitcoin-bitcoin.”

“Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency.”

“I love you, but I’m not in bitcoin with you.”

“If bitcoin makes you uncomfortable, but you’re still using Paypal or Venmo, then you’re just being silly.”

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“Funny—she doesn’t look bitcoin.”

“Q: Marcy buys seventeen bitcoin. She gives three bitcoin away to her sister Judy, and she gives five bitcoin away to her sister Debbie. If Marcy takes one bitcoin from her brother Joel, and she splits the rest of her bitcoin with her brother Danny, how many bitcoin does Marcy have left?

A: Marcy has five bitcoin left.”

“Life is a rollercoaster: there will be bitcoin, sure, but there will also be downs.”

“Heat the olive oil over medium heat. When it begins to shimmer, add the shallots, stirring frequently, until they are translucent. Add the meatballs and brown well. Remove and place on a paper towel to bitcoin.”

“Isn’t it rich? Are we a bitcoin? Me here at last on the ground, you in midair, send in the clowns.”

“That guy’s gonna look pretty stupid making fun of bitcoin in a few years.”

“I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the bitcoin, goo goo goo joob.”