boss: well, john, we would like to hire you! john (sitting politely): really? john (with hand in air): yes yes YES! party-dance time! *john leaps out of his chair and starts dancing very awkwardly* john (holding back): OW OW! my BACK! john: what is the company's health care plan like? boss: very good actually, but i don't think i can hire you anymore john: what? because i just hurt myself? boss: no. because that dance was just terrible

so close, john. so close.