Hi, I just arrived from another planet and I'm looking for Xeon the great so I can work in his Workstation.

Where I come from, a terabyte is a hideous creature with fifteen arms that destroys entire cities, but the great Xeon has tamed two whole terabytes and keeps them in a "hard drive", whatever that is. Anyway, last I heard, Xeon was being protected by HP Z220, do you know this robot? Well, never mind, I will find Xeon for I am drawn to his quad-core, it burns hot in his...core, I guess. I don't know the ways of Xeon, I just follow him. Also, do you know a place that repairs spaceships? I recently bought a Windows 7 model and was told Xeon would "upgrade" my ship to a 10, but until I find Xeon, I'm kinda stuck. We can talk about that later. Just point me the way to Xeon. I go where? "Woot"? Sounds exotic.

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