Albert Nolan is a hairy, handsome and intelligent swordsman from Europe. His life is going nowhere until he meets Gregory Smart, a beautiful, scruffy man with a passion for cats.

Albert takes an instant disliking to Gregory and the clumsy and clumsy ways he learnt during his years in England.

However, when a mass murderer tries to murder Albert, Gregory springs to the rescue. Albert begins to notices that Gregory is actually rather daring at heart.

But, the pressures of Gregory's job as a actor leave him blind to Albert's affections and Albert takes up baking to try an distract himself.

Finally, when tactless housekeeper, Phil Bishop, threatens to come between them, Gregory has to act fast. But will they ever find the splendid love that they deserve?