So what’ll it be today? Maxine Waters? The Supreme Court? Donald Trump? Television commercials from the 1960s?

TV ads it is.

Once you go down the rabbit hole of old advertisements you find yourself transported back to a time when women were either secretaries trying to bed the boss or housewives trying to make that perfect cup of coffee. And kids? They were playing with guns, swilling chemically colored beverages and dreaming of the day they could join adults around the family ashtray.

Ah, the good old days.

In 1964 the Topper Toy Company company marketed the Johnny Seven OMA (One Man Army) Toy Gun.

What a magnificent weapon. It had everything: Grenade launcher, a Tommy gun and even an anti-tank rocket. Boys must have loved this amazing gadget (although I don’t remember it). Today? It would get you a trip to juvie.