In the 5th inning of last night’s matchup between the Chicago Cubs and the Philadelphia Phillies, Albert Almora came to the dish with two outs and a trio of ducks on the pond. Naturally, he went straight to the deli counter and ordered up a jumbo Salami. It is the first grand slam of his career. Well done, sir.

I think the band Extreme said it best:

Almora than words to show you feel

That your love for me is real

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