Here’s Rick L-433. He’s in love with his Morty, but his Morty is in a relationship with Jessica and cares little about him. So Rick decided ‘fuck it, if I can’t be happy with my Morty at least I’m gonna watch some other Ricks be happy with theirs’, and now he spends his days with his eyes glued to the interdimensional goggles watching other Ricks and Mortys being nice to each other. He has a favourite dimension, D-117, that he watches every day. The Rick and Morty of that dimension have a disgustingly cute relationship that makes him wanna hurl and swear his lungs out in envy.

He spends most of his days lying on a couch and drinking himself silly, watching his “show”. The few times he goes on adventures with his Morty, he references his “show” so much Morty always ends up cutting him short because he can’t stand his obsessive monologues. That makes him sad, and he goes to watch his “show” to feel better. Once he feels good enough, he asks his Morty to go along with him to another adventure, and talks his ear out about the “show”. Rinse and repeat.