Regrettably, some Americans are simply not aware of how large an asshole footprint they leave on the planet. Here, Vanity Fair offers a questionnaire that will help such individuals determine the size and breadth of their footprint. If you answer "yes" to four or more of the questions for your age group, it is incumbent upon you to take urgent measures to reduce your asshole footprint.< h3>For ages 14–25 < b>1. Do you refer to attractive members of the opposite sex as "smokin' hot"?

< b>2. Do you leave vitriolic comments in the "Comments" sections of blogs and Web sites, even if you're commenting on something innocuous, such as an old Linkin Park video? < b>2a. When leaving such comments, do you use such rote Internet pejoratives as "asshat," "douchebag," and "'tard"? < b>3. Are you convinced that it's only a matter of time before the world recognizes you as the next Andy Samberg? < b>4. Do you write a dating column for your school paper or local weekly?[#image: /photos/56cc4d90ae46dea861df13b9]||||||< b>5. When you are being photographed, do you flash gang signs? < b>6. Are your birthday parties televised? < b>7. Is your name Skylar, Tyler, Taylor, Cat, Bryce, Morgan, Brandon, Braden, Hayden, Jaden, Brianna, or Keegan? < h3>For ages 26–39 < b>1. Do you work in an office with a Foosball or Ping-Pong table? < b>2. Do you run a T-shirt company that specializes in flimsy apparel that runs small and whose designs are essentially appropriations of