Police report: South Carolina stripper beats man who pointed out her 'muffin top'

Matthew Diebel | USA TODAY

Hell, it appears, hath no fury like a stripper scorned.

A Florida man visiting a Myrtle Beach, S.C., jiggle joint told police an exotic dancer attacked him after he said she should "go to the gym and lose weight," according to local news reports.

The man, Kyle Yeomans, 23, told officers last Monday that the Derriere's Gentlemen's Club performer beat him in the face four times, reported local TV station WMBF.

According to a statement he made to police, Yeomans said the stripper was "annoying him and that she kept trying to talk to him and he was tired of it."

After making his comment, the dancer then reached off the stage and struck Yeomans four times in the face during the early-Sunday incident before bouncers ejected him from the club, he claimed.

According to the local Sun News newspaper, the man told police he was drunk and rated his intoxication level as an "11 out of 10." When asked if he could identify the woman who allegedly hit him, he said she was white female, about 115 to 120 pounds, had long black hair and a "muffin top."

In their report, which was obtained by the Smoking Gun website, police said they saw a wound consistent with being hit. Yeomans said the injury was made worse by a ring the dancer was wearing.

However, Yeomans told police he did not want to pursue charges against the dancer, saying that "he wanted nothing done other than a report."

The document noted police attempted to conduct a follow-up at Derriere's, but that it was closed.