Colleges do a lot these days to educate students about health and wellness. Obviously one of the biggest targets for this is the dreaded freshman fifteen. It’s become so dramatized that at times it seems like an invading boogeyman that simply can’t be avoided.

↓ Transcript JIMMY: Amanda, what are you doing?

AMANDA: Trying to avoid the freshman fifteen.



JIMMY: But you're not a freshman...



FRESHMAN 15: Hey guys! Who wants to hang out at a coffeeshop and listen to some Modest Mouse?



