Over the last few years Charlie Sheen has been involved in a lot of crazy hi jinks surrounding his image. When one hears Sheen wants to send his daughter’s school dog feces, it’s a bit of a head scratcher. Certainly it opens the floor for all kinds of crazy thoughts. However, this is probably the most normal reaction Sheen has had about an altercation in a long time.

According to sources, Charlie Sheen’s child Sam is being horribly teased at her school, and what’s a parent to do than to retaliate by sending the school dog feces, right? Sources are currently blaming a 9-year-old named Victoria for the endless teasing, citing that the little girl is making 9-year-old Sam’s life a living hell.

Sam Sheen, who’s mother is Denise Richards, is being teased for her looks, hair, and even her father getting fired from his once hit Two and a Half Men. Sources are going as far as saying that Sam is not attending class because of the horrible bullying, and that mother Denise had three meetings concerning the bullying.

During the third meeting it was said that Denise met with Victoria’s parents, and Victoria’s parents accused Sam of lying about the whole situation. Apparently Charlie Sheen is done seeing his little girl go through pain and that’s where the whole idea sprung up.

Sheen of course went on a Twitter rant to express his frustrations with the Viewpoint school tweeting in full:

“If you have a rotten egg, a roll of toilet paper or some dog s**t, I urge you to deliver it with ‘extreme prejudice’ to the campus run by trolls and charlatans. Make me proud.”

Sheen continues, tweeting:

“And if you’re feeling the ‘show and tell’ of it all, smear the s**t to spell one name on the front door: VICTORIA.”

As crazy as Charlie Sheen’s public image is, one thing is for certain, never mess with a scorned kid’s parents, especially when their father is Mr. Charlie Sheen himself.