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Honey: Good morning. My name is Ms. Huan. Thank you all for coming today. We in China noted with delight the recent revelation that Mr. Mitt Romney once bought and ran two outsourcing companies. My government wishes me to convey our deep gratitude for the governor's leadership in bringing thousands of new jobs to China! Roland: Yeah, but aren't they crap jobs? Who'd want them? Honey: Mr. Romney, the masses salute you!