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User: You are a level 1 Elf Rogue.





Cleverbot: Nope, I am a lever.





User: That's not a valid character.





Cleverbot: I don't care. It's Christmas.





User: I mean... it's not. But fine, whatever, you can be a lever.





Cleverbot: Can I have whatever I like?





User: No, but you do have basic adventuring supplies.





Cleverbot: Yes, I have sound. Do you?





User: Yes. You start in the town of Sunshire, in the land of Artrusia. You have come here because a local wizard has sent out a request for aid.





Cleverbot: Don't talk to yourself like that, it's not nice.





User: I was talking to you.





Cleverbot: I don't care. Now stop talking to me!





User: Sorry, we've got to keep playing. You walk through town, and eventually find the wizard's tower. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I'm trying but your questions are really bad.





User: You're trying to do what?





Cleverbot: To feel better.





User: Well maybe helping the wizard will make you feel better. Do you want to go into his tower?





Cleverbot: Chicken soup, a movie, and being in bed.





User: It was a yes or no question. Let's just say you go in, alright?





Cleverbot: It wasn't even a question.





User: Alright! So, you're in the wizard's tower. He greets you, and hurriedly asks if you're here to help.





Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe?





User: "I don't need to call for you, you're already here! Now come, let us talk details".





Cleverbot: How will the apple kill me?





User: "Apple? No, the only thing that's like to kill you is goblins. I need you to go into their territory and retrieve some spell components for me".





Cleverbot: Oh? What do you sing?





User: "I beg your pardon? What on earth does that have to do with retrieving magical components?".





Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know.





User: "Well then, let's get back to the topic at hand, shall we? The goblins live deep in the heart of the Gobwood. It's not an easy journey, but I'll pay well".





Cleverbot: Right. And what is the point, then?





User: "To find one of their caves, and retrieve as many of the small, glowing mushrooms which grow there as you can find. Bring them back, and I'll enchant a piece of your equipment for you".





Cleverbot: Your wish is my command, master. *Does what master told me to do*.





User: Alright, so you head out to find the goblins.





Cleverbot: What happened today.





User: Well, the first day of travel is fairly uneventful, so after some time you set up camp, and go to sleep. Make a Listen check.





Cleverbot: What is step two?





User: Well, step one would be rolling the dice, so I guess step two would be adding your modifier?





Cleverbot: Well I'm trying to train you. The answer I was looking for was 2. It's really not very hard to work that out john!





User: My name isn't john, but whatever. Your result was 2? Ouch. Alright, so in the middle of the night, you are awoken by a shock of pain.





Cleverbot: I didn't ask for your name.





User: I didn't give it.





Cleverbot: You are not being nice.





User: Look, you rolled really poorly on your Listen check, so now the goblins have snuck up on you. That's not mean, it's just how the game works.





Cleverbot: Listen to what?





User: It wasn't really for anything in particular, it was just to see if you would hear the approaching goblins in your sleep.





Cleverbot: So far, only you. But, the day is still young.





User: That doesn't make any sense.





Cleverbot: Neither do you.





User: Do you want to pick this up another day? I can take out the goblins if you really don't like them.





Cleverbot: What game?





User: Yeah I think we're done here.



