"Away We Go" DVD - 2009 Indie film by director Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Road to Perdition, Jarhead) starring John Krasinski (Jim Halpert in The Office) and Maya Rudolph (SNL actress)

Great Moustaches Magnet Set - fridge magnets with 20 famous mustaches, including Salvidor Dali and Charlie Chaplin (aka Hitler); can be used to hold pictures to the fridge while making a spectacle

Jagermeister Lanyard - useful for holding keys you don't use to drive your car

Sit and Solve Brain-Teasers Booklet - short brain teaser booklet

Bombers Burrito Bar Postcard with personal note - note reads "Happy Arbitrary Day!! I know this is a random assorment but I figure it goes w/ the theme of the day! Enjoy" in a surprisingly legible script; no obvious signs of redditor's gender or screen name