Well, it was last weekend and i was watching porn on my computer and masturbating when my dog came in the room to see what the fuss was about. She kept trying to see what i was doing but i shooed her away, but then she saw my junk and started trying to lick it. At first i tried to stop her but then i went with it and it was pretty good, so i kept masturbating and finished and let the dog clean up.

I asked the indian kid at school if he's done the same with a dog but he said you can get dog herpes and sometimes AIDS! So is that true or is he keeping all the fun stuff to himself? I don't want to die from that!