Reddit has made a name for itself with AMAs (short for Ask Me Anything), where celebrities and experts have an open conversation with users to answer their questions. On Wednesday, Vanderbilt mascot Mr. Commodore decided to give it a go on /r/CFB, and the results were even more hilarious that predicted.

Here are our favorite replies from today’s session:

Though the games are 143 days away, Vandy can chalk up a W for this offseason.

We highly recommend checking out the AMA’s in real-time from the good folks over at Reddit.