Dear Orlando,

Nice to see that you're big House of Cards fans, but you're stepping into enemy territory here. In addition to the show being based in Washington D.C. (you know, where the Wizards play) they also have some nifty guards up here that have already used the House of Guards nickname on a shirt.

Besides, everyone knows you don't mess with Bradley Beal. So please, chill out Orlando.

UPDATE: Orlando said they were "just playing" so we're good now.