Mikilatov Profile Blog Joined May 2008 United States 3897 Posts Last Edited: 2011-06-12 22:10:02 #1 + Show Spoiler [Warning] + Shit's about to get real up in here... This is a serious blog about SERIOUS issues in ESPORTS. SERIOUSSOSUSSSS. (It's a joke, guys.)



Oh my god.



I'm so sick of these commentators. Kelly obviously needs to learn to speak american, Moletrap is the worst human being I've ever laid eyes upon in my entire existence, and I don't like Wolf's hair much. When I watch Wolf I don't feel he's looking at me directly because of his hair, and that really just turns me off. I think new viewers will just feel awkard and never watch it again, definitely a detriment to the GSL and esports as a whole. Can you believe Moletrap just left in the middle of GSL too? OMG so unprofessional to have Wolf casting by himself. GSL really needs to get organized because it just makes esports look like a joke. Wolf just pauses sometimes by himself and it's like oh my god, your job is just to talk it's not that hard. Sometimes they even cut the camera to the Korean commentators on accident. Get some better production please? LOL. Artosis is ok on GSL but god I wish he would take NASL more serious. He talked about going to hang out with Wolf and Tastless when he really should be practicing for NASL. He's not serious enough. Everyone should be serious, because if we are not serious about esports how will it grow to be a serious sport? I think we can all agree on that.



I hate Kelly as a human being so much, she is such a bad person and I hope all things that are bad happen to her because she is such a terrible terrible person. Terrible terrible damage, amirite? Speaking of that, can't Dustin Browder fix Battle.net 2.0 already? Obviously he's the one who programmed it and he is just defensive about how bad it is. I heard HOTS was going to be $120 and you have to pay $5 per map for ladder, that's so dumb, HOTS is going to fail SO BAD because of Activision and Dustin Browder. You heard it here first.



Wow how about this Tasteless guy. LOL. Enough of his tasteless jokes am I right? He doesn't take anything serious enough. I've been watching tasteless for more than 1 year now and he's obviously losing his passion. He smokes too much and probably doesn't eat very healthy since he's always sick. I wish he'd change his voice back. He's not funny, I wish he was like Destiny. Wow can we get Destiny to commentate GSL already? I bet he'd do it but GOM just sucks too bad to pick him. GOM is so bad, lol. They hate foreigner so much like what is with that stupid GOM house? How is that going to help foreigners because it costs so much to fly there. GOM has that big SC2 airplane why not just fly them in on that? They should at least pay for the flights, and definitely seed them into RO8 code S or else how can esports grow outside of Korea? They just don't do enough for esports I don't think, especially since they have so much money. Were they this bad at picking english commentators for Brood War? LOL. I think there's too much too. GSL has too many games and too many tournaments. It's such oversaturation it's so annoying. It's really bad for esports because nobody can watch all that. MLG is just as bad too because they seriously don't pay their players enough. Maybe if they didn't buy 5 million dollar satalite trucks they could pay the players better. And WOW the stream was so bad for MLG Dallas.



We really shouldn't let Incontrol be in charge of esports so much because he's not a very good role model for sponsors and kids. If I was a parent I wouldn't let my kid watch Incontrol on national TV like ESPN, and SC2 will never get into the olympics if we have guys like Incontrol around. Plus the NASL is bad for Esports anyway. 400k in money for SC2 are you kidding? That's actually like so bad for esports. The prize pool is way too top heavy. How is a guy like Destiny(omg big fan hes the only stream I watch ever) going to feed his baby if MC comes over and wins it so easy? Not to mention if you put that much money into the community and have all the competition in one big tournament it is just bad. This just exploits players for money and attracts corporations to exploit the community by trying to put more money into it so they can make it back. It really is Incontrol's fault that the NASL is a 100% complete disaster. He needs to coordinate the players better, its so stupid that he can't even get the players organized enough to show up. It's gonna be so bad for SC2, and we are going to look back on this like the holocaust. Honestly I literally seriously honestly think that Incontrol is kind of like Hitler of the SC2 community. He's so bad for esports and there's no way we're getting SC2 on CBS with him around. You heard it here first.



And worst of all can you believe Idra wow?! He was so bm and I think White Ra was bm too once. White Ra is so unprofessional lately, he should have known better to not get hacked. Like seriously it's so unprofessional and bad for esports to not protect yourself when that's your job. That's just like the holocaust, really. I heard Grubby maphacks and uses macro keys and I heard him swear on his stream once. His stream says 'mature language' but it was definitely 'explicit language' and wow I was so offended I'm sure some others were too. This really hurts esports as a whole. I even PM'ed Chill about it but he didn't even respond. The moderation is really slipping around here.



Also WOWWWW can Chill and Day9 be more professional please? Chill just left in the middle of TSL final like come on get a better computer you do this for a living man. If I made as much money as Chill does streaming TSL I would at least buy a good computer and not have a bad internet. And Day9 just talked way too much after Chill left, it's obvious he's not very experienced.



If we want esports to grow and be olympics and TV worthy we have to step it up and be more serious about ESPORTS, am I right?



Sincerely,

-That guy on TL who can find darkness in in a pile of sunshine.



+ Show Spoiler + I'm not really sure what drove me to write this bit of satire, but most likely just bottling up over the past few years. All the horrible doomsday negativity, over seriousness, and downright raw HATRED I see on TL just annoys me to no end. Everyone's got their moments of negativity, but there's just so many ESPORTS doomsday posts lately. Be happy, be friendly, have fun. <3 -Miki



Oh my god.I'm so sick of these commentators. Kelly obviously needs to learn to speak american, Moletrap is the worst human being I've ever laid eyes upon in my entire existence, and I don't like Wolf's hair much. When I watch Wolf I don't feel he's looking at me directly because of his hair, and that really just turns me off. I think new viewers will just feel awkard and never watch it again, definitely a detriment to the GSL and esports as a whole. Can you believe Moletrap just left in the middle of GSL too? OMG so unprofessional to have Wolf casting by himself. GSL really needs to get organized because it just makes esports look like a joke. Wolf just pauses sometimes by himself and it's like oh my god, your job is just to talk it's not that hard. Sometimes they even cut the camera to the Korean commentators on accident. Get some better production please? LOL. Artosis is ok on GSL but god I wish he would take NASL more serious. He talked about going to hang out with Wolf and Tastless when he really should be practicing for NASL. He's not serious enough. Everyone should be serious, because if we are not serious about esports how will it grow to be a serious sport? I think we can all agree on that.I hate Kelly as a human being so much, she is such a bad person and I hope all things that are bad happen to her because she is such a terrible terrible person. Terrible terrible damage, amirite? Speaking of that, can't Dustin Browder fix Battle.net 2.0 already? Obviously he's the one who programmed it and he is just defensive about how bad it is. I heard HOTS was going to be $120 and you have to pay $5 per map for ladder, that's so dumb, HOTS is going to fail SO BAD because of Activision and Dustin Browder. You heard it here first.Wow how about this Tasteless guy. LOL. Enough of his tasteless jokes am I right? He doesn't take anything serious enough. I've been watching tasteless for more than 1 year now and he's obviously losing his passion. He smokes too much and probably doesn't eat very healthy since he's always sick. I wish he'd change his voice back. He's not funny, I wish he was like Destiny. Wow can we get Destiny to commentate GSL already? I bet he'd do it but GOM just sucks too bad to pick him. GOM is so bad, lol. They hate foreigner so much like what is with that stupid GOM house? How is that going to help foreigners because it costs so much to fly there. GOM has that big SC2 airplane why not just fly them in on that? They should at least pay for the flights, and definitely seed them into RO8 code S or else how can esports grow outside of Korea? They just don't do enough for esports I don't think, especially since they have so much money. Were they this bad at picking english commentators for Brood War? LOL. I think there's too much too. GSL has too many games and too many tournaments. It's such oversaturation it's so annoying. It's really bad for esports because nobody can watch all that. MLG is just as bad too because they seriously don't pay their players enough. Maybe if they didn't buy 5 million dollar satalite trucks they could pay the players better. And WOW the stream was so bad for MLG Dallas.We really shouldn't let Incontrol be in charge of esports so much because he's not a very good role model for sponsors and kids. If I was a parent I wouldn't let my kid watch Incontrol on national TV like ESPN, and SC2 will never get into the olympics if we have guys like Incontrol around. Plus the NASL is bad for Esports anyway. 400k in money for SC2 are you kidding? That's actually like so bad for esports. The prize pool is way too top heavy. How is a guy like Destiny(omg big fan hes the only stream I watch ever) going to feed his baby if MC comes over and wins it so easy? Not to mention if you put that much money into the community and have all the competition in one big tournament it is just bad. This just exploits players for money and attracts corporations to exploit the community by trying to put more money into it so they can make it back. It really is Incontrol's fault that the NASL is a 100% complete disaster. He needs to coordinate the players better, its so stupid that he can't even get the players organized enough to show up. It's gonna be so bad for SC2, and we are going to look back on this like the holocaust. Honestly I literally seriously honestly think that Incontrol is kind of like Hitler of the SC2 community. He's so bad for esports and there's no way we're getting SC2 on CBS with him around. You heard it here first.And worst of all can you believe Idra wow?! He was so bm and I think White Ra was bm too once. White Ra is so unprofessional lately, he should have known better to not get hacked. Like seriously it's so unprofessional and bad for esports to not protect yourself when that's your job. That's just like the holocaust, really. I heard Grubby maphacks and uses macro keys and I heard him swear on his stream once. His stream says 'mature language' but it was definitely 'explicit language' and wow I was so offended I'm sure some others were too. This really hurts esports as a whole. I even PM'ed Chill about it but he didn't even respond. The moderation is really slipping around here.Also WOWWWW can Chill and Day9 be more professional please? Chill just left in the middle of TSL final like come on get a better computer you do this for a living man. If I made as much money as Chill does streaming TSL I would at least buy a good computer and not have a bad internet. And Day9 just talked way too much after Chill left, it's obvious he's not very experienced.If we want esports to grow and be olympics and TV worthy we have to step it up and be more serious about ESPORTS, am I right?Sincerely,-That guy on TL who can find darkness in in a pile of sunshine. ♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.