Whalebone Magazine is playing the lottery, and we’re sharing the $970,000,000 earnings (or whatever we win) with you

You’ve probably heard by now that the Mega Millions and Powerball jackpots combined are now more than $1.2 billion. Needless to say… we’ll be doing this whole magazine thing from our yacht next week.

Unfortunately, your actual odds of winning this prize by yourself are only 1 in about 258.9 million. So to increase the odds of us all becoming richer, better looking and happier than Jerry Seinfeld overnight, we’ve got a little deal for you to get in on our definitely maybe lotto winnings. No bullshit.

All you need to do is click this link.

This is a legal binding agreement. No takebacks or fingers crossed.