On Earth-1610, Disney is the world's largest entertainment conglomerate. That's... probably true for our Earth as well, but in addition to owning Star Wars and Marvel and Twentieth Century Fox and ESPN and Pixar and Maker Studios , they also acquired Valve Software.

During the run up for the exclusive release of Portal 4 on the Hulu Game Store, Disney-1610 have announced they're building a new theme park based on Valve's IPs. Since the thought of me getting invited to a DPC Major only existed in such fantasy worlds, I've clearly merged the timelines.