Old Man Clemens here really just soaking it in at the Garden and enjoying the moment, huh? These dudes must have light a flaming bag of poop on his doorstep before because thats the only rational explanation for being that angry at fellow Rangers fans during such an incredible celebration after a game 7 win. I mean if thats my team and I turn around and fucking Hitler himself is behind me celebrating in an Isles jersey, I’m probably hugging and high fiving him. I remember I was at the Mets game for Robin Ventura’s Grand Single. Me, my brother and my mother had basically been fighting with the guys behind us the entire 14 innings because we would stand up when there was 2 strikes or men on base etc etc, and they wanted us to sit down. We were all jawing back and forth the whole goddam game. And when Robin Ventura finally ended it, everyone was hugging and celebrating together. Everything else went out the window. In that moment we were all family.

Well not this Old Man. Plucked straight from the pages of the Hemingway novel, this Old Man is bitter and angry and not even the best moment in sports – winning a game 7 – can melt his cold icy heart. Gotta love his choice of insults too. An old man calling you an “asshole buffoon” is as good as it gets. I was waiting for “I didnt watch my buddies die in ‘Nam for you 2 fairies to come here with a jersey over your polo shirts and act like a couple of buffoon assholes!”