My secret santa obviously did some research. I'm really grateful -- this is great. I got:

A build-your-own trebuchet kit. I love to build things, and rain death on peasants of course. A motherfucking coffee mug with a motherfucking octopus in it. I scuba with these creatures and love them. A remote-controlled moon light -- complete with changing phases. I am an astronomy nerd.

I love all the custom wrapping/messages/etc, too. It's a lot more than just a "box of gifts"... he really put some brain into this.

Full album is here: http://imgur.com/a/A5Tmx

Santa, you are one awesome sumba-gumba. Thank you for the time and energy you spent on this.