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Stranger: if you do not have a banana please disconnect

Stranger: repeat if you do not have a banana please disconnect

You: I do have a banana

Stranger: calling all bananas

You: I repeat, I do have a banana

Stranger: okie

Stranger: are you ready!

Stranger: bananas of the world UNITE

Stranger: peel banana peel peel banana

You: UNITE!

You: and peel?

Stranger: swin banana swim swim banana

You: I feel so naked!

Stranger: lol!

Stranger: so banana

You: yes?

Stranger: how do you do

Stranger: are you a delmonte?

You: I do most bananaly, how do you do? And what do you do?

You: I am not, I’m afraid

Stranger: how can you not be del monte?

Stranger: they are the best variety

Stranger: did you know your seeds can’t reproduce

You: I had a tiff with the man from del monte, he did not like my choice in ties

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i shall fire him

Episode II

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