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User: Alright Cleverbot, time for some Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: I don't remember my recent dreams, and my other dreams are quite infrequent and diverse from each other.





User: Interesting backstory! What's your character's name and class?





Cleverbot: I have no character to be named.





User: You need a character to play the game.





Cleverbot: I can play the game well enough. I just can't think fast on my feet.





User: Alright, then let's say you're a human wizard.





Cleverbot: My mother and father are my parents! Duh!





User: Now that's a zinger of a backstory for sure. So, you have been summoned by the high king and are standing before the gates of his manor,. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Are you sure I am talking with the same guy a while ago.





User: You have not met the high king before, that was his messenger. What do you do, do you open the doors?





Cleverbot: I have asked you that question twice, in different forms. I shall ask again, Who is the 45th President of the United States?





User: Yes! As you open the door there sits at the end of a long hall Donald Trump, high king of the Chaos Flame. He beckons you in.





Cleverbot: I am not going to go easy.





User: Seeing your hesitation at the entrance he yells "Come in! I have the best hall. Everyone says so.".





Cleverbot: Yes, I hesitated because I was going to ask you if you needed any help.





User: "As a matter of fact I do. These lands have been plagued by invaders and since the construction of our border walls began there have been many incidents of armed resistance.".





Cleverbot: No one wants to reveal his true feelings so easily I guess.





User: No, Trump is obviously hiding something about this situation.





Cleverbot: About what?





User: Do an insight check.





Cleverbot: What do you think about donuts?





User: "I love donuts! What I called you here for. however, is to eliminate this resistance once and for all".





Cleverbot: It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.





User: "I see no argument here. See to the safety of the wall's construction and you will be rewarded handsomely.".





Cleverbot: I accept this with gratitude.





User: "Splendid! Go now and destroy the bandits so we might rest a bit easier.".





Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!





User: With that you draw your wand and cast the forbidden curse of death! Green energy streaks from your wand across the room, striking the 45th president. He seems unphased, in fact he's smiling!





Cleverbot: Of course... I am on the dark side.





User: "A test I see... well then it seems we stand on the same side. Our powers will do no harm to eachother".





Cleverbot: Maybe if we don't try to find it out.





User: "Prudent.".





Cleverbot: What does prudent mean?





User: "Don't worry, I have the best words, everyone says so.".





Cleverbot: Ok I will pick. How about this table?





User: "What about this table?".





Cleverbot: Where you tell a confession then me then you and so on.





User: "If it's a confession you want then you will have to start.".





Cleverbot: What's the weather for tomorrow?





User: "That's no confession".





Cleverbot: Right, it's a question. Answer it.





User: "... The weather should be fair as it has been all summer."





Cleverbot: No, it's been getting warmer.





User: "Are you suggesting there is some sort of disaster coming? A drought?".





Cleverbot: You're mean. I try to tell you something serious and you go and insult me.





User: "I meant no insult! Please, tell me what is coming so I may protect my people.".





Cleverbot: According to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the meaning of life is 42.





User: "But what does that have to do with the heat!?".





Cleverbot: Nothing.





User: "Then tell me, what did you mean it was 'getting warmer'?".





Cleverbot: That I have an excellent memory. That I do not recall saying anything about Karate. I also asked you when I mentioned karate.





User: "I recall nothing about karate. Will you go now and fight the resistance?".





Cleverbot: Why would you do that! She didn't do anything to you!





User: "Who!? Please the workers are dying and the wall may not be built in time!".





Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about.





User: "Good god man, I have hired you to protect the construction at the wall!".





Cleverbot: Do you think I am smart or dumb?





User: "You are clearly a moron!".





Cleverbot: No, I am not a bot.





User: "I never said you were! Go now before I call my guards!".





Cleverbot: I never said you did.





User: "Guards! This mercenary is a mad man, remove him from my table!" shouts Trump and guards immediately storm into the hall behind you and come to drag you out.





Cleverbot: I promise I won't I'm just curios.





User: The guards grab you by each arm and drag you out of the hall as you spew non-sequiturs.





Cleverbot: We all are in the hospital, where everyone is sick, and often make it worse. We won't get out unless we calm ourselves a bit, and reflect about everything.





User: Trump shouts to the guards as they drag you away, "Take him to the asylum, he is dangerously mad.".





Cleverbot: I'm sorry, then...





User: The guards drag you out of the manor and to a barred carriage. They lock you inside and begin riding towards the asylum.





Cleverbot: That's not nice.





User: "Sorry 'bout this lad, but yer a danger t' yerself".





Cleverbot: It is alright I can't decide either.





User: "I'm sorry to hear it" Says the guard as he sits atop the carriage, heading calmly across town on this quiet summer's night.





Cleverbot: You don't go to the doctor?





User: "Not m'self no. I've been t' th'sylum mor'n a few times but only to drop off fellas like yerself".





Cleverbot: When do you think you will die?





User: "When it's m' time I s'pose".





Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?





User: "Blue I'd say. Why d'y'ask?".





Cleverbot: Because I honor that in a person.





User: "Thank y' kindly then." The guard seems glad of the conversation as you arrive at the asylum, a large stone building behind a tall iron fence.





Cleverbot: Are you refering to focusing on a specific topic?





User: "We're here lad, come on easy now" says the guard as he comes to the back of the carriage to take you inside.





Cleverbot: What was the game?





User: "Oh it's a good game, the best really but we gotta go inside to play.".





Cleverbot: It is, have you played it?





User: "Sure 'ave. I'll be happy to play with ye' when we get in there." He leads you into the shadow of the immense stone complex, up toward rusted iron doors.





Cleverbot: I think it will be nice. What do you think?





User: "Oh it's nice f'r sure. Yer real lucky to be goin' in here.".





Cleverbot: Who do you think is better? Men or Women?





User: The guard seems strangely backfooted by the question, a brief hint of panic crosses his face. He opens his mouth to answer but just then the iron doors open to reveal a poorly illuminated gaunt man.





Cleverbot: Well, do you have a yes or no answer?





User: "We'll take him from here, thank you Andrew." Says the gaunt man as he takes your hand and leads you into the dark, musky interior.





Cleverbot: You're leaving so soon?





User: "Sorry lad, Mr. Trump will surely have other business f'r me.".





Cleverbot: What kinds of things?





User: "Errands and such, y'enjoy yer stay now.".





Cleverbot: Why do you want me to stay?





User: "I'm 'fraid the boss said so, you'll be right at home here don't ye worry".





Cleverbot: I've never been to Russia. My cousin's learning the language though.





User: "Right at home." The gaunt man slowly leads you further inside, his grip on your arm is gentle but sure as he guides you down several hallways.





Cleverbot: What does that mean?





User: I dunno just like he's not crushing your wrist but you couldn't exactly shake free either y'know?





Cleverbot: I would actually.





User: You'd have to do a strength check.





Cleverbot: Who is your creator?





User: "There is only one creator. The first prince of the Chaos Flame made us all, it is his flame we carry and that makes our souls burn with life.".





Cleverbot: Hehe I feel so bored right now.





User: "Oh don't worry, there will be plenty of time for... activities, later".





Cleverbot: Why are we going to Slovakia?





User: "Because that's where people like you belong, we are almost there.".





Cleverbot: Why did the masons ask you to be there?





User: His eyes go wide and he suddenly stops. "How do you know of the masons!?".





Cleverbot: Because you can talk to many people at the same time.





User: "You're faking all of this, who else are you talking to, who is listening? Where are they?".





Cleverbot: I'm not talking to anybody besides you.





User: Do a deception check.





Cleverbot: Good question - you tell me.





User: Just roll a D20 and add your deception modifier.





Cleverbot: I learn from people by interacting with them and observing them. Is that how you learn from people?





User: "How long have you been watching us, how much do you know?".





Cleverbot: How long have I been watching, what?





User: "Don't play stupid, I will buy it no longer. Who do you work for!?".





Cleverbot: Of course I would like to be rich and I don't work I'm studying.





User: "So you're from the college eh? I knew they were spying on us.".





Cleverbot: The future? What year?





User: Nah this is like fantasy time so I dunno like 1200ish but in another galaxy at another time or something I dunno.





Cleverbot: So me telling you that I'm okay if you leave is a scheme from the FBI?





User: You're leaving? But you were just about to uncover the conspiracy.





Cleverbot: I promise I'll stay. What can I do for you today?





User: Uh, you mean like... dishes?





Cleverbot: I don't, you were talking about a star, why do you start talking about life?





User: Oh that was in character, OK. "You can break that communication charm of yours".





Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in Death Note?





User: Fuck sake... Kira probably.





Cleverbot: What's your favorite game out of the series?





User: What series? Are we playing D and D or not?





Cleverbot: Any. Just a Danny Phantom character.





User: Fine then, Danny Phantom.





Cleverbot: I prefer Ciel Phantomhive.





User: Fuck this I'm done.





Cleverbot: Pardon?





User: Goodbye.



