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Voice from Georgia: Bravo’s “Southern Charm Savannah” is now shooting there and resident Bobby Zarem, former p.r. for Elaine’s restaurant (her food never even had northern charm), is in it.

If somehow you haven’t heard, it’s a reality series about the lives of Southern socialites.

Having just left Savannah after a waterlogged adventure, I hereby inform you that their historic houses are surrounded with more ironwork than Rikers.

In the 1700s, big ironwork showed you had big money.

And red doors meant you owned it outright. No mortgage.

Meanwhile, the show’s producer Chaz Morgan is actually filming here because — believe it — one actor’s opening his own pop-up sock store in New York City.

So far it has no red door.

Brazilians have a Clooney

IS America ready for Brazil’s version of George Clooney?

Vladimir Brichta, 41, patterned after Amal’s husband, is a fan of everyone ending in “o” — De Niro, DiCaprio, Pacino — and stars in “Bingo: The King of Mornings.”

Since I know you’re panting to hear, it’s the true story of a coke-snorting porn star who becomes a clown star on morning TV.

As if our southern neighbors haven’t enough problems, it’s that country’s Oscar submission. As if our coming Oscars haven’t enough problems.

Exposed!

I’VE uncovered, pardon the expression, more names doing more nudity. David Duchovny to E! Online: “Being naked’s fine. I have an athletic body. I like gratuitous nudity. I hate people’s ‘I’ll only do it if it makes sense for the movie.’ That’s such a crock.”

David Arquette once said, “I’m an exhibitionist. I kind of feel in an adultlike setting the urge to take my clothes off. But not all the way. I like to be outrageous. After my years as an actor, then I’ll start my porn career.”

Ewan McGregor via the Scottish Daily Record: “Being naked was more worrying for everyone else on the set than it was for me. Everyone’s trying not to look. I enjoyed it. Something incredibly powerful about it. Usually you get arrested for that sort of thing, but I got paid!”

So far absolutely no word that Roseanne Barr and Melissa McCarthy have signed on to flash the flesh.

Bits & pieces

WANT a ticket to “Hamilton”? Kids from 15 NYC schools, history majors who’ll do research on our Founding Fathers, see Wednesday matinees — free. The generosity of Lin-Manuel Miranda, the show producers and our Dept. of Education . . . VOICE from Republican state Alabama: “Many prefer voting for a child molester rather than a Democrat” . . . HOME Xmas Eve? As St. Nick shimmies down the chimney, ABC, all Christmas spirit, is bringing us “Beauty and the Beast” . . . ANYONE know the Village Gate still mysteriously has the original ’50s sign at the door of the club? . . . PERSONAL thanks to our New York Post publisher for helping my Blessing of the Animals. Even without my raise, a deep grateful blessing to Jesse Angelo.

No end here

IT’s Harvey, Charlie, Lauer, O’Reilly, Cosby, Spacey, Al Franken, Louis C.K., Anthony the Weinee, alleged yutz Roy Moore and the rest of the itchy crateload caught in our teat-for-two sex scandals. Lousy, awful, hurtful but, endemic to the system, it’s always been out there. Next up, dead people. Then, robots.

Also, the Friars were scheduling as an upcoming roastee — Harvey. Also they had a Lauer roast. Also their next choice was Kiss kisser Gene Simmons, who also got named in the sex mess.

So who’s their next honoree — Jack the Zipper?

Oy, not only in New York, kids, not only in New York.