I mean this is such an unaware and tone deaf tweet that it almost plays out like a Rovell parody account. Which it’s not – I double and triple checked. That’s our boy Darren live and in the flesh, tweeting at Marvin Jones Jr’s announcement about opening a bundt cake shop with the stats and figures about how much bundt cake shops are totally unsuccessful and fail. Surprised he didn’t follow up with like, the suicide statistics of failed business owners.

It’s hard….no, I’d go so far as to say impossible…it’s impossible to be a bigger turd in the punch bowl than Darren Rovell.

Luckily Marvin took him to the woodshed.

Fucking Rovell. Any self awareness that came with getting beat up in the post by Big Cat while wearing a squid hat has completely evaporated.

He then doubled down on the Rovell-ness by responding to every.

Single.

Person.

On.

Twitter.

“All I was doing was starting a conversation” is my new go to line for any controversy or offensive comment ever.

Say whatever you want: “all I was dong was starting a conversation!”

And this one?

This goes straight into the Pantheon of great Rovell tweets.

This as well.

Fucking love it. Totally redeemed himself. Darren I will never ever quit you buddy.

Congratulations to the wife of Marvin Jones Jr! Please send a bundt cake to HQ!!!! Watch out for that pesky gross vs net sale differentiation!