I received my gift on April Fools Day. I open it after much struggle, and it's a keyboard wrist rest (feel the gel!). I think, wow, well played, redditor, well played. But then, I open it up and BAM! Out comes bit after bit of England chocolate goodness. Cadbury, Kinder, Nestle, and Mars! Sure, it'll set me back a few weeks of working out, but I don't give a shit. It's looking like it will be worth it.

You like dairy milk? How about dairy milk with caramel? Um, hell yes. You like coffee crisp? How about Toffee Crisp? Right, the fuck, on. You like normal Aero bar? How about Mint Aero Bar? Gonna make it rain. Know what Milkybar, Maltesers, and Kinder Chocolate taste like? I will soon, mofo.

Thank you so much, Snack Man! Can't wait to check them all out!