While we were home Sunday night filing our nails and taking out the garbage like regular people, Lisa Vanderpump and daughter Pandora Vanderpump Sabo were rubbing elbows with Hollywood elite at the Emmy Awards. You know, just another day in the life of Bravo royalty!

On the red carpet, Lisa took the time to dish on her two Bravo shows poised to premiere in the next few weeks: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules. Of VPR, Lisa shares that it will be a “tumultuous ride” as the cast marches its way toward the wedding between Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz. But, Lisa admits, the cast still love each other despite their endless bad choices and backstabbing ways!

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Lisa says that Tom and Katie’s wedding was beautiful (which we’ll see this season), but the honeymoon was a bit sketchy. Apparently, Stassi Schroeder third-wheeled to paradise with them! HUH!? This is the girl who just last season could barely score an invite to Katie’s bridal shower. But now she’s crashing Katie’s honeymoon? Oh, Vanderpump Rules, your special brand of dysfunction is some serious circle of life sh*t! <cue Lion King music>

“I wouldn’t invite Stassi on my honeymoon, that’s for sure,” laughs Lisa. Preview clips show a raggedy Stassi floating around on an inner tube, sucking down booze straight from the bottle as Tom and Katie film her from their honeymoon suite.

As for the RHOBH, Lisa is thrilled to be filming with new castmate – and real life friend! – Dorit Kemsley, who she no doubt needs for backup after last year’s exhausting battle against, well, everyone. She shared with ET that she’s very happy with the addition of Dorit to the group. “She is a friend of mine, so I like her. Normally, they beat me up!”

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Speaking of castmates beating her up, Lisa answers whether Brandi Glanville will haunt our screens again on the upcoming season of RHOBH. “No! Absolutely not,” she asserts. “No, I don’t think Brandi’s gonna be back…at least not on our show.”

Asked if Brandi is on Lisa’s blacklist, Lisa dismisses her entirely: “She’s not on my list, period. How about that?”

Yikes! Get ready for Brandi’s low rent podcast rebuttal to that expert shade in 24-48 hours or so! #SheNeedsAHobby #StayOffOurScreens

Lisa, who negotiated with Bravo about highlighting her charity work on RHOBH, hopes for a more positive season ahead. And with the exit of Yolanda Foster Hadid, things certainly should be looking up.

As long as Eileen Davidson doesn’t whine about getting a 100th apology from Lisa again, RHOBH might be sailing into calmer waters! Let’s certainly hope so, because the “Take Vanderpump Down!” theme is simply stale, childish, and just plain embarrassing for the rest of the cast at this point.

It’s time to flip that script!

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