Long train rides can be boring unless you have good company or your headphones (so that you can eavesdrop on other people’s conversations). Just like this guy!

Bengaluru-based Twitter user Raj S live-tweeted his entire train ride and this will sure to leave you in splits. He encountered two people who started off with casual flirting but ended up finalising a business deal in the end.

It all started with…

2/ The girl works in a startup. Of course. Boy makes an offer the girl can't refuse – fantastic price for supplying branded t-shirts. — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

4/ Girl has made 5 calls to her 2 co-founders so far. Yet to decide. Nimble startups, my ass! Boy is showing fabric samples now. Whatay! — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/Raj_S/status/689628047989825536

8/ …and they say that family businesses will die. That's all, folks! [P.S. No decision yet] — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/Raj_S/status/689637159561629700

https://twitter.com/Raj_S/status/689639968902230016

14/ Ah, the conversation suddenly turns to love and marriage. Girl, nonchalantly, drops the words 'Tamil Brahmin' #headdesk — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/Raj_S/status/689648155474833408

18/ Girl passes a snide remark about how people are slaves to their gadgets. *points at me* Just because I have my headphones on. Sigh. — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

20/ This delay was sponsored by Airtel's fabulous network. Meanwhile, Boy has extended his ticket to Chennai; his destination was Katpadi. — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

22/ The co-founders must be building mathematical models to evaluate the offer – should send them DCF templates. Still no word. — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/Raj_S/status/689663842406641665

26/ Girl: Numbers are only for the investors. You should feel the business in your blood. #TWSS to a Marwari boy! — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/Raj_S/status/689669623445192705

https://twitter.com/Raj_S/status/689672561097965568

32/ Can smell Chennai. Sigh. She's on phone again. — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

34/ Whoa! Boy takes out a receipt book. Can I kiss him now? — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

36/ Did you know: Sowcarpet didn't get flooded during #ChennaiRains — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

38/ And we're reaching Chennai Central. No, I'm not going to follow them. — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

40/ And my parents taught me that eavesdropping was a bad thing to do. [END] — Raj S (@Raj_S) January 20, 2016

Raj has finally concluded the experience by saying, “My trips are normally very boring, spent listening to podcasts. Maybe, I should keep my ears free more often.”

Internet, thou art a land of wonders.