WHO WOULD YOU RATHER INVITE TO A PARTY, GOD or SATAN ?

WHAT THEY’D BRING:

GOD: A huge list of rules to ruin all of the fun for everyone.

SATAN: Probably a giant bag of skulls to help decorate.

ADVANTAGE: SATAN.

WHAT THEY’D TALK ABOUT:

GOD: Odds are he’d spend the entire time complaining about how he had kids waaay too early.

SATAN: Still an unattached bachelor, he’d probably talk about all the gnarly sins he gets to hear about all day.

ADVANTAGE: SATAN.

SENSE OF HUMOR:

GOD: His sense of humor is attributed to little coincidences, like seeing balloons when talking about balloons.

SATAN: He’ll explain how he quartered a degenerate gambler on a giant roulette table.

ADVANTAGE: SATAN.

PARTY TRICKS:

GOD: He’ll stumble outside and set your bushes on fire.

SATAN: HE PLAYS THE FIDDLE.

ADVANTAGE: SATAN.

WOULD THEY HELP CLEAN UP:

GOD: Do you have flood insurance?

SATAN: Do you have fire insurance?

ADVANTAGE: TIE.