Don’t you just hate how society frowns upon cannibalism? Isn’t it just so unfair that most of us will never get to taste the exotic culinary delight that is human flesh?

If you answered yes to the above questions (and who wouldn’t?!?), boy, have we got good news for you.

Two chefs in London have come together to create a burger that tastes just like human flesh. So now you can experience cannibalism without those pesky criminal charges. Take a look:

The recipe was created by Miss Cakehead and James Thomlinson, to celebrate the Season 5 premiere of zombie show The Walking Dead.

So, how did the chefs come up with a ‘human flesh’ recipe?

They studied the testimonials of different cannibals throughout history, and based their recipe on that:

What did the chefs decide they needed to make something taste like human flesh?

In the end, after much research of creepy human-eaters, the final burger recipe included pork, veal, chicken livers and bone marrow. Apparently those ingredients together best replicated the ‘taste and texture’ of human flesh:

So. Um. There you go.

It also (obviously) needs to be asked: Would you try the ‘human flesh’ burger?