I had this ludicrous thought of building an in-game D&D Cockney Rhyming Slang Dictionary.

For example:

:: Horse & Wagon = Dragon

:: Evil Lord = Sword

:: Eye of the Deep = Sleep

So you could have “I stab the horse and wagon with my +2 evil lord”; or possibly more correctly “I stab the horse with my +2 evil”

It might even make a fun/passable Thieves Cant.

If for what ever strange reason you want to make/contribute to making such a dictionary, see here: link to Google Sheets

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