Personally I can’t wait to see the new iPhone. Not because I expect it to change my life, but because Apple has become such a bellwether for the industry. They usually don’t get there first, but they’re a pretty good indicator where the rest of the industry will follow. Though if all we see is a wider screen, they may be abdicating that position. Ask Blackberry and Nokia how that worked out for them.

↓ Transcript RICK: Check it! It's an ad for Apple's revolutionary new phone!

TREY: New cell phones aren't revolutions. They're all evolutions of the last new one announced two weeks ago. No cell phone is the Second Coming!



ANNOUNCER: The phone Jesus wishes he would have called home on. This would have changed everything.



JESUS: Father, why hast thou forsaken my call?

THEIF: You should FaceTime chat with him on the revolutionary new wider screen!



