As we patiently await the third season of Portlandia, we’ve compiled a list of Sh*t People Do In Portland to sooth our yearning. Click to see even more things that are Stereotypically Portland.

From shopping at New Seasons (because Whole Foods isn’t local enough)

And drinking locally-roasted, fair-trade coffee

As well as artisanal cocktails

To waiting in line for bacon donuts at Voodoo

And going to strip clubs (Portland is, after all, said to have more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the country), click to see even more things that are Stereotypically Portland

We just want to make sure you fit in during your next visit. Don’t forget to put a bird on it!

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