London, England: In another of the seemingly endless parade of silly ideas US President Donald Trump has suggested that Scotland should re-build Hadrian’s Wall which was constructed during the time of the Roman Empire to keep the northern barbarians out of Roman civilization.

“Scotch people have a right to independence, they should exercise that right,” Trump told a gaggle of reporters as he strolled out of a meeting in Buckingham Palace. “The UK is always sticking its nose into other countries and saying national groups should break away, from Tibet to Syria and wherever. People in Scotchland should have the same rights.”

When a reporter pointed out that no one uses the term “Scotch” anymore because being Scottish became a fad for upper class English people in the 1930’s. Using the term was considered archaic anachronistic and a bit of an insult to the people of Scotland.

Trump responded curtly, “More politically correct nonsense. Why do we have Scotch whiskey? In America we have Scotch tape. Have you ever seen scotch plaid, or had scotch broth? Did these words come from another planet, or are you like some Globalist Liberal Maoist Red Guard purging the old ideas and hounding anyone who doesn’t get in line?”

Reporters shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and clucked their tongues. How did this man become president?

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