Last time on The Trails Legacy Ophelia was married to Harold. Leona was working on… whatever she is working on. Also, Harold almost caught fire!

Ophelia: But he didn’t. I calculated the time it would take for him to die BEFORE the wedding.

That sounds more like something Luna would do.

Ophelia: But my mom would have made him stay out there long enough to die.

I can’t argue with that. Like this family needs another vampire slayer!

Ophelia: Don’t you think it’s time we get back to my life?

Yeah that.

After their wedding Ophelia and Harold merged into one being.

Ophelia: But that doesn’t even make sense! Why did we have like four arms?

Well I don’t know why. You’re the genius! And after THAT something else happened right?

Ophelia: Oh yeah! I’m pregnant.

I can’t wait for generation 7 to get here!

Ophelia: Well by my calculations that’s going to be in about 3 days…

Huh, that makes sense. I made a nursery for you!

I couldn’t get a good angle so here we are.

Ophelia: Wait. Why are there two cribs? That isn’t logical! Unless…

What? It’s just if you have closely aging children.

Ophelia: I feel like this has happened before. With Dusty I believe.

Shut it! We’ll see what happens. Have you even told Harold yet?

Ophelia: Oh yeah!

Ophelia: So how do you feel about babies? Or even baby bottles. Or the baby sized portions they have in kids’ meals?

Harold: That’s strange for you to bring it up. Being a legacy heiress and all…

Ophelia: Actually it’s quite the opposite.

Harold: What?

Ophelia: Nothing! Go on.

Harold: Well as for babies I think it’s weird that they’re easily fixated by blocks. I mean, blocks aren’t even really an object in this universe! As for kids meals I think they’re good for kiddos. Why do you ask?

Hey wait. Someone is bursting into your deeply important conversation!

Ophelia: Who? You?

Leona: Hey guys! Don’t mind me! I’m just here to watch cartoons with you. Weirdos…

See?

Ophelia: Ugh. She’s been acting so weird lately.

Ophelia: Uhm… We’re gunna stand and have this conversation. Okay Harold?

Harold: Sure I guess.

Ophelia: I asked you about babies for a reason Harold. I’m pregnant! I didn’t change clothes and get a gut for no reason!

Harold: Thank llamas that I don’t have to ask! I was going to but… I was just weirded out asking. Nice job!

Ophelia: Nice job?

Harold: Yeah! Maybe the two of us losers can produce a winner!

Ophelia: Oh no! Not you too…

Team Loser for the win!

Harold: What do you say baby? Wanna win a track and field competition or something?

Ophelia: Geeze Harold. I didn’t calculate how excited you would be.

Harold: I’m just… so excited to start a family with you.

Ophelia: Hey! I’m the excitable one here! We’re both going to be great.

Awwwwwwww-

Ophelia: And look who is ruining the cute moments now. History has taken a turn hasn’t it?

… I guess there’s nothing I can really say to that…

While the two lovers went off for a bit…

Luna, Leona, and Kristine hung out and played video games.

Leona: So I kind of let Harold bite me so I would become a vampire…

Luna: Well good luck with that! I’ve never met a good vampire in my life! Maybe you’ll become the evil daughter I’ve always wanted.

Kristine: Mom! Why would you say something like that?

So now what Ophelia?

Ophelia: Oh that? That was her plan all along? I knew about that!

So you CAN see all the pictures…

Ophelia: What? Of course not. Harold told me.

And you’re not mad or anything?

Ophelia: According to this thing called a mood ring I couldn’t care less.

But that isn’t a mood-

Ophelia: It totally is! Now fast forward a little through my pregnancy. I don’t want a lot of those photos up.

But you look fine…

Ophelia: That is an opinion and not a fact. Hmph!

Fine we’ll check in on Leona.

Leona: I can’t believe I have to go to work as a human! I’m supposed to be a booty kicking vampire by now…

You should be patient Leona.

Leona: Overseer?! I can actually talk to you?

For a little bit. But I’m sensing you have to stand outside of work aimlessly for a few hours soon?

Leona: Wait what?

Leona: Oh I get it now. Do I get a cool vampire makeover yet?

Do you even have to ask?

Ophelia: Dang. She does looks pretty cool!

Enjoy it while is lasts.

Ophelia: What does that even mean?!

You’ll see.

Leona: Kristine I’ve been thinking a lot about what mom said. She doesn’t appreciate us! I’m now just a potential minion. She even created you to be her secret weapon!

Kristine: But I have my own wants. I dream to become an alchemist! I don’t want to destroy this swamp town…

Leona: That settles it! We’re sneaking out of here when the chaos of babies hits the house!

Kristine: Yeah! Maybe I can even follow my side dream of being a comedian! What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod! Any cod! Hah!

Leona: You know… I think you might just have to stick to the alchemy thing.

Ophelia: I hate to interrupt but the baby is coming!

HAROLD COME HERE YOUR BABY IS COMING!

Harold: What? What do I do? What do I do?

Breathe Harold. Just breathe.

Ophelia: Shouldn’t you be saying that to me?

He needs it even more right now.

I never though I’d see your excitable trait come through in childbirth.

Ophelia: Of course! I got this bundle of sparkles named Paisley!

And I feel like I just got a deal because we got a two for one!

Ophelia: We also got a sparkle bundle named Quinn.

Enjoy them while they’re cute.

Ophelia: What? They MUST be cute as toddlers!

Name: Paisley Trails

Traits: Hates the Outdoors, Neurotic.

Favorites: Country Music, Veggie Burger, and Hot Pink.

Ophelia: Purple hair? That isn’t logical though…

I guess I’ll have to dye it a natural color that’s close to Harold’s. She does have his eyebrow color.

Name: Quinn Trails

Traits: Slob, Light Sleeper

Favorites: R&B, Tofu Dog, and White.

Ophelia: Well he looks a lot like me!

And we’re done today. What do you say Ophelia?

Ophelia: Cut me some slack! I just gave birth!

Ophelia…

Ophelia: Thanks for reading!