WASHINGTON — It’s “Executive Time” and the chief executive is very busy in the residence.

Too busy even to give his full attention to watching “Fox & Friends” and tweeting the show’s chyrons. President Trump will need every minute between 8 a.m. and 11 a.m. to plan his itinerary with Vladimir Putin.

It will be very special.

Hosting the world’s worst bad boy at the White House in the fall will be exciting, like having a friend over whom your parents can’t stand.

The rest of Washington might be agog and aghast. But Donald Trump has finally found someone who wants to hang out with him and who understands that he is THE MOST MISTREATED PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!!!

So he grabs his black felt marker to draw up the best agenda ever for his pal — with NO COLUSION from Kelly or Mattis or Coats or any of the losers who got so rattled after Helsinki.