Democratic Representative Nancy Pelosi made a statement to the press explaining, "Usually, I wouldn't say something like this but Brett Kavanaugh needs to be treated like a black man. He needs to be treated like Clarence Thomas."

Other politicians including senior Republican Senator Mitch McConnell are afraid that treating Kavanaugh like a black man would set a precedent where other white people are treated like black men. "This is an attack on whites," explained Mitch McConnell. "If Kavanaugh is treated like a black man then these white kids that are selling drugs, they would be treated like black men and sent to prison. And before we know it our white kids are getting shot by the police. And then they'll be kneeling during the national anthem. We can't ever let our white kids kneel during the national anthem!"

Torn Wires News reached out to Kavanaugh for comment but he has yet to respond. However, Dr. Ford responded to our requests for comments stating, "If treating Kavanaugh like a black would stop him from being a supreme court justice then I'm all for it."

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