After months of predictions that TF2 would have its massive update on October 6th…. we can finally report, that the wait is over, and it is legendary.

Everything we’ve ever hoped for and more. So much more, in ways that we were unexpected and delightful. So much so that we’re just going to have to release it in chunks. Hot messing chunks that will rot your inners and mess with your minds.

Full length stand alone comic book

Written by DC’s Hope Larson

Used to introduce the female classes into the game.

TF2 Motion Picture

Created in association with Pixar

Full length -1:35:00

Budget exceeded Toy Story 2 and Cars 2 added together

Former Saxxy Winners used in the credits.

100s of new and updated weapons

Including all-class steak knives

Can be used in conjunction with Heavy’s food based taunts

Fixed Spy class

Facestabs now cause Spy to take self damage

Backstab now only works on actual spine

Backstab now takes only 99% of target’s health

Fixed Scout class

Scout is now a true “class cannon”. Starts out with 15 HP. So much as landing funny will shatter him

Fixed Pyro class

New IP Stack to reflect now works like you’re at LAN

Flame’s cone-of damage is much more predictable.

New flamethrower

Does less damage

Slows other classes

Axtinguisher returned to full glory

Pyro gets incendiary grenades – cannot be washed off

Fixed Soldier class

Using market gardener will instigate a permanent VAC ban on user.

Fixed Demo

Takes DoT from explosions

Drink to gain extra flight time, can no longer walk straight

Bottle now has 1 in 10,000 chance to smash

Will have bleed effect on Demo and target

Matchmaking fixed