Not Paying Attention Chart

Posted by Scott R. Kurtz on March 07, 2013

Huzzah and good morrow, welcome to another installment of Proclamations!

This week we've got another great suggestion to liven up your home-game. As a DM, how many times have you been eloquently describing a scene, meticulously setting the stage for you players, only to look up and discover half of them aren’t even listening? It’s every Dungeons Master’s worst nightmare!

Well the next time one or more of your group takes a mental break during your game, pull out this handy dandy Table Titans Not Paying Attention Chart* and remind your players who’s in charge.

Dungeon Master's Pro Tip: If your group is involved in an H.P. Lovecraft themed campaign, all rolls also include “Your character reads a book, goes insane.”

*DM Note: If you impliment this chart with any sort of seriousness your players will most likely ride you out of town on a rail and put a classified ad in the paper for a new DM**

**DM Note: This is an excellent way to become a player again! Though you'll need to find a new group to play with.