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Washed up YouTuber and Twitch streamer Richard Jordan (aka WingsOfRedemption) recently decided, in his infinite financial wisdom, to buy a salvaged Mustang.

New Mustang

Seeing as Wings is reverting back to his previous cycle of buying vehicles for attention he can't afford in the long-run, we may as well milk this thing for the memes while it lasts.

Richard still has yet to officially give the Mustang a nickname and has said that he is open to suggestions.

Therefore, the signers of this petition and I propose that WingsOfRedemption name the car "Wendy" for several good reasons:

We all know you aren't going to drive it anywhere other than back-and-forth between your trailer and your local Wendy's drive thru. The Wendy's girl has red hair that matches the Mustang's color. Real talk, you've likely fantasized about both her and the car in your free time, so might as well name it after your dream girl. Like the food from Wendy's, we know you're going to sink an unhealthy amount of money into the car. The irony will be too hilarious when you slowly regain weight from eating Wendy's food and eventually become unable to fit in a car named after the restaurant.

Just do it, Richard.

Optional: get WENDYS on the license plate as well.