A woman claiming to be an Iowa college student asked Joe Biden how many genders there are. Tough spot for Fossil Fuel Joe who said, “There are at least three.” When the woman followed up with can you name them, Joe responded, “Don’t play games with me, kid.” Chris Cuomo, who did not go fishing yesterday, commended Biden for his patience saying he would have “thrown you down the stairs like a f—ing punk.”

If you believe the Mets are in the wild-card chase (I do), then so is Philly. Difference is the Mets can pitch. Philly can’t. Drew Smyly, who has had as much to smile about lately as Stitches, takes his turn for the Phils. Smyly allowed four runs at Frisco but walked away with a no-decision in his last start. Cubs will be licking their chops, but Yu Darvish was tagged for four homers in a loss to the Reds in his latest effort. Plenty of “O” expected on both sides. We will take the Phillies for 10 units.

Dow fell 800 bartiromos Wednesday. We lost 300 cavutos backing the Astros. White Sox hit all day and out-slugged Houston 13-9. With the game tied at 9 James McCann hit a grand salami to put it away and put us in our place. Down -836 moegreenes.