Outraged that employees in his organization had begun placing recycling bins throughout The Blaze’s headquarters and studio and replaced individual water bottles with a water cooler, Glenn Beck brought the Vice President of Studio Operations onto his radio program today to explain why these changes were taking place.

When she claimed that doing so was saving the company money, Beck not only didn’t buy it but also didn’t really care and instead issued a new company-wide policy that any employee who buys a compact fluorescent light bulb when non-CFL options are available will be fired.

“Global warming is a pile of crap,” Beck declared, adding that he would be issuing a memo informing everyone that “if anyone does anything in this company because of global warming, they’re fired”: