Drunken driving, Walnut Hills Dr.: On April 24, police observed a white Jeep with its lights on parked in a handicap spot on Walnut Hills Dr.

The officer approached the Jeep and found a naked woman and half naked man passed out in the passenger seat. When asked why he was parked, the Lodi man said, "When the mood hits." The man smelled like alcohol.

After failing a field sobriety test, the man was arrested for drunken driving. At first he refused to get into the squad car. As for his female friend, she was still naked and periodically yelling at police. After finally getting dressed, the woman refused to disclose her name.

She was arrested. While in the police car, she banged her head on the window. The driver was cited for trespassing and open container. Both were charged with resisting an officer.

Drunken driving, Royalton Road: On April 24, police observed a weaving black Chevy Malibu traveling under the speed limit. While talking to the Hinckley man, the officer smelled booze.

The driver said he was on his way home from his sister's house. When asked if he had been drinking, the man said, "Not that much." After failing a field sobriety test, during which he kept saying, "OK, OK, OK, OK," the man was arrested for drunken driving.

Later the driver admitted to drinking at the 3 Spot. He was cited for weaving, driving left of center, not driving within marked lines and having obstructed plates.

Attempted Burglary, Windsor Dr.: On April 20, police were dispatched to a Windsor Dr. apartment after a resident noticed an outside door was difficult to open. The man said someone tried to break into his apartment. The door had gouges around the doorknob. There are no witnesses. Police are investigating.

Theft, Oak Brook Dr.: On April 17, police were dispatched to Oak Brook Dr. regarding a theft. The homeowner said someone broke in and stole his television set. The man said earlier in the day he was contacted by his roommate about the missing TV.

Later the officer saw the man's roommate, who said the entire incident was a joke played by a friend. They found the television in a closet.

Drunken driving, Sprague Road: On April 23, police observed a weaving Chevy Camaro missing its front license plate on Sprague Road. When the officer approached the car, which had its stereo blaring, he smelled booze.

The North Royalton driver admitted to being at the Brew Garden. He slurred to the officer, "I don't know what street I'm on. I'm not from around here." A second later he added, "I live right there, and always take this road home."

After failing a field sobriety test, the man was arrested for drunken driving. He was also cited for weaving and not displaying a front license plate.

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