h0odrich:

officialsalsa: daddy: *cums on the floor*

me and the roaches: *fights over who gets to lick it first* what in gods name

this particular post does not make much sense from a logical point of view. for one, i don’t think roaches are particularly regarded for their licking or consumption of semen, especially not that of a human male. what could also be a possibility is that said house, of which is owned by a man that will willingly ejaculate directly onto his floor for unknown reasons, would have to be swarming with roaches to the point that they would have to land on the semen tongue first which seems unlikely in itself. albeit this information, you can say there is a quite humourous connotation between cockroaches and semen as cock can also be a name for penis, but i don’t think said metaphor can carry out literally when applied to our multi-legged friends. that or those roaches are some kinky motherfuckers.

