This big wee wee little poo boy CEO of a 60 billion dollar company is sitting cozy and quarantined at home while forcing Starbucks to stay open exposing thousands of employees and customers to Corvid-19. Kevin Uwu Johnson and Rossann Whoeverthefuck thinks lattes save lives more than nurses, vaccines, and medicine do. But uwu are they in for a rude awakening when SBUX not only loses their workforce from baristas spite quitting and customers boycotting, but also cause baristas and customers are about to start DYING. But before we all die because of Mr. Soul Eater Johnson's greed, let's all cough in his general direction on March 20th at 12pm CST.