Should the government actually investigate 311?

“…He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire.” – Mathew 3:11

Could a band that’s as laidback as 311 have a secret message of global destruction behind their chill vibes? The band 311’s album From Chaos was released in late summer 2001, just in time for the summer festival circuit. the 90s band known for it’s blend of late 90s jam rock, surfer rock, stoner rock and “chill vibes” was seemingly the amongst last suspects for planning 9/11.

Experts have pointed to the prophetic lyrics and perniciously titled “bomb the town as a call to arms for 9/11. With all the speculative theories of 9/11 the 311 theory was widely panned until experts took a closer look at the song “bomb the town.” Especially the hook, which may have been a call to arms.

“BOMB THE TOWN” by 311

Never forget (the official call-to-arms 9/11 slogan) it will be wicked (it was wicked, the loss of innocent life was catastrophic) get your ticket (the hijackers purchased airplane tickets) bomb the town (the hijackers did use planes as flying bombs) with a sound (listen to horrific sound on video below) shakes the ground (the ground literally shook for miles)

Critics will undoubtedly cast the investigate 311 theory aside as rampant, perhaps idiotic speculation without a grain of solid evidence. Perhaps if you too think that way you’ve never studied the Tao Te Ching and are possibly afraid of discovering the ugly unknown truth and willingly avoid questioning your web of mental lies. What rock band would have vested interest in domestic terrorism? 311 might, the reason might be hidden within the name of the band 3 1 1.

Undoubtedly riding off the name recognition of the non-emergency services line ad campaigns 311 sprung to stardom in the 90s as the king of stoner jam chill rock. Numerologists have been voicing their suspicions of the numerically titled band 3-11 since they rose to fame. The number 3 is significant, but even more so when coupled with 11. The square of 3 is 9 and both 911 and 9/11 hold significant meaning, lending yet another disturbing link lending credibility to investigate 311.

The investigate 311 theory may get even more tangled and bizarre after the most 311 day of the century 3/11/11. Serious doubt has always been cast on the 311 9/11 connection but those theories gained credibility when March 11, 2011 came along. On the day of 3/11/11, there was a terrible earthquake that struck Japan followed by a deadly tsunami leading to a nuclear meltdown.

Surely a coincidence, right? Don’t be naive.

You may be wondering “well what does the band 311 have to do with an earthquake-tsunami-meltdown? Look no further than the first lines of the first song “time bomb” from the 2011 album “Universal Pulse” (the universal pulse of an earthquake?) by 311. Are they just predicting world disasters or somehow “willing them into existence”?

“TIME BOMB” by 311 Ticking like a time bomb, where did you come from (unexpected explosion after the reactor meltdown?) Nowhere that you can run, that is all gone (nowhere to run from the tsunami?) Your eyes are getting salty, it’s not my fault (salty from the seawater of the tsunami?)

So what do all these coincidences mean? That the band 311 planned the world’s biggest terrorist attack? What about the 3-11 tsunami meltdown, how could a band possibly summon/predict a tsunami. There’s too much we don’t know, we can only examine the evidence we have.

Is the absence of evidence the evidence of absence? There isn’t enough proof to say for sure 311 requires more investigation.

Investigate 311.