Possibly satire, possibly not.

Wow! I met an employee of St Thomas hospital yesterday (2 metres away of course) who shared something with me which could change the course of Boris Johnson’s future!

Apparently when BJ was admitted to hospital, staff were required to sign the Official Secrets act! Wow! However, two doctors refused and were subsequently sent on gardening leave.

Now my source told me that Drs ‘Shirley Knott’ and ‘Ashleigh Pullin’ were disgusted by BJ’s flippant attitude from the off, and I quote, ‘He had the most pathetic, contrived cough I have heard in all my years of practise! I’d’ve sent him home with a packet of Lockets and bottle of Calcough Children’s Syrup’ – Knott. ‘If he had Covid-19 then I’m not a doctor!” – Pullin.

Proof (if any were needed) that we, the public, are being hoodwinked!

Anthony George