MON / April 1

The Gossip Game VH1 Reality 9p

Kickin' It Disney XD Comedy 8:30p

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Comedy Central Special Midnight

The Real Housewives of Orange County Bravo Reality 8p

TUE / April 2

19 Kids & Counting TLC Reality 9p

WED / April 3

Best Ink Oxygen Reality competition 10p

Forever Young TV Land Reality 10p

How to Live with Your Parents

(For the Rest of Your Life) Watch trailer Comedy 9:30p

Sarah Chalke (Scrubs, Cougar Town) stars as a recently divorced single mom who moves back in with her eccentric parents, played by Elizabeth Perkins (Weeds) and Brad Garrett (the former Everybody Loves Raymond co-star who returns to TV for the first time since 'Til Death); Stephanie Hunt (Friday Night Lights) also stars. Critics didn't particularly love the pilot, and ABC only committed to 13 episodes (after delaying the premiere from January to April).

My Crazy Obsession TLC Reality 10p

Pot Cops Discovery Reality 9p

Rogue Watch trailers DirecTV Drama 9p

Thandie Newton stars as an undercover detective who gets a little too close to the crime boss she's investigating in this DirecTV original series.

Spies of Warsaw Watch trailer BBC America Miniseries 9p

David Tennant (Doctor Who) and Janet Montgomery (Made in Jersey) star in this four-episode drama based on Alan Furst's espionage novel set just before World War II. The miniseries concludes April 10 at 9p.

THU / April 4

America's Worst Tattoos TLC Reality 9p

Casino Confidential TLC Reality 8p

Hannibal NBC trailer International trailer Drama 10p

Thomas Harris' series of Hannibal Lecter novels (the source for films such as Silence of the Lambs) comes to TV in a new drama series from Pushing Daisies creator Bryan Fuller. Mads Mikkelsen (Casino Royale) plays a younger version of the iconic Dr. Hannibal Lecter, while Hugh Dancy stars as an FBI profiler who consults with the good doctor on his toughest cases but doesn't yet know that Lecter himself is a criminal. Laurence Fishburne will co-star as an FBI boss, and Gillian Anderson (in her first series TV role since The X-Files) will recur as Lecter's therapist. Also in the cast are Scott Thompson (The Kids in the Hall), Caroline Dhavernas (Wonderfalls), and Gina Torres (Suits), while Eddie Izzard, Molly Shannon, and Anna Chlumsky (Veep) are slated to guest on the show, which is slated for 13 episodes this season.

Men at Work TBS Comedy 10p

NY Ink TLC Reality 10p

Tabatha Takes Over Bravo Reality 10p

FRI / April 5

Vegas Drama 9p

The freshman drama returns after a two-month hiatus on a new day and time.

VICE Watch trailer Documentary 11p

The folks at the news/culture magazine VICE are no strangers to filmmaking, having produced short (and even feature-length) documentaries as well as a short-lived MTV series, The VICE Guide to Everything. Hosted by magazine co-founder Shane Smith and produced by Bill Maher (with newsman Fareed Zakaria serving as consultant), their new eponymous showcase will travel the world in search of provocative, weird, or underreported stories, spending time with Somali pirates, Filipino assassins, Senegalese martial artists, and a Satanic dentist. Of course, you'll really just be watching to see Dennis Rodman and the Harlem Globetrotters visit North Korea.

SAT / April 6

Battledogs Syfy Movie 9p

Dennis Haysbert and Kate Vernon star.

My Cat From Hell Animal Planet Reality 8p

SUN / April 7

48th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards Special/Live event 8p

Chopped All-Stars Food Network Reality competition 9p

Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy Comedy Central Special 9p

Mad Men Watch trailer Drama 9p

What do we know about the upcoming sixth (and penultimate) season of AMC's hit drama? Thanks to famously secretive series creator Matthew Weiner, not much. The season kicks off with a two-hour premiere (note that the series shifts back to its normal 10p slot the following week) that finds Jon Hamm's Don Draper on vacation in Hawaii with wife Megan (Jessica Paré) after what could be another significant time jump since the end of last season. Meanwhile, Betty (January Jones) will have a bigger role than she did last year, Peggy (Elisabeth Moss) will still be a regular even if she's no longer at SCDP, and Hamm and co-star John Slattery will each step behind the camera to direct episodes as they did last season. Later in 2013, Weiner himself will make his feature film directorial debut with the road trip comedy You Are Here.

River Monsters Animal Planet Reality 9p

MON / April 8

50 Children: The Rescue Mission of Mr. and Mrs. Kraus Movie/Documentary 9p

T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle VH1 Reality 10p

TUE / April 9

Find Me My Man Oxygen Reality/Dating 9p

The Kandi Factory Bravo Reality 10p

Ladies Man: A MADE Movie MTV Movie 9p

WED / April 10

Deep South Paranormal Syfy Reality 10p

Toy Hunter Travel Reality 9p

THU / April 11

The Graham Norton Show BBC America Talk 10p

The Moment USA Reality 10p

Former NFL quarterback Kurt Warner gives ordinary people a chance to live out their lifelong dreams (but only if those dreams include being on a cable reality show).

FRI / April 12

Da Vinci's Demons Watch trailer Starz Drama 10p

David S. Goyer, the screenwriter for such films as Batman Begins, Dark City, and the upcoming Man of Steel, is the creator of this new eight-episode historical fantasy series, a co-production between Starz and the BBC. English actor Tom Riley stars as the brilliant but troubled Leonardo Da Vinci, who, at the age of 25, begins to "invent the future" amidst the shifting politics of Florence. Expect storylines involving religion, cults, and swordfighting. Note that the series moves to its regular 9p timeslot beginning April 19.

Sinbad Syfy Drama 10p

Newcomer Elliot Knight stars alongside Lost's Naveen Andrews in this 12-episode British production that recounts the legend of the Middle Eastern sailor hero.

SAT / April 13

Bet on Your Baby Game show 8p

Parents attempt to predict the behavior of their toddlers in order to win $50,000 toward college tuition (which should cover about half a semester).

Iyanla: Fix My Life OWN Reality 9p

Life With La Toya OWN Reality 10:30p

Louis CK: Oh My God Watch trailer Comedy 10p

New stand-up special (filmed at the Celebrity Theatre in Phoenix) is the comedian's fourth for HBO.

Stalkers Lifetime Movie 8p

Stars Drea de Matteo and Mena Suvari.

SUN / April 14

The '80s: The Decade That Made Us Nat Geo Miniseries/Documentary 9p

Six-hour miniseries (which continues on April 15 and April 16) is narrated by Rob Lowe.

The Borgias Watch trailer Drama 10p

MTV Movie Awards MTV Special/Live event 9p

Nurse Jackie Watch trailer Comedy/Drama 9p

Morris Chestnut and Betty Gilpin join the cast for season 5, which finds Jackie (Edie Falco) adjusting to life as a divorced recovering addict. Bobby Cannavale, one of last season's highlights, is no longer a regular, though he will show up for at least one episode. Former Dexter showrunner Clyde Phillips takes over for departed creators Liz Brixius and Linda Wallem.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus returns as Vice President Selina Meyer in the 10-episode second season of HBO's political satire from Armando Iannucci (The Thick of It). Joining returning cast members (including Anna Chlumsky, Tony Hale, and Matt Walsh) this season are Kevin Dunn (Luck) and Gary Cole (Entourage).

MON / April 15

Burger Land Travel Travel/Food 10p

Defiance Watch trailer Syfy Sci-fi 9p

This ambitious new sci-fi series from Rockne S. O'Bannon (Farscape) is set in a post-apocalyptic future St. Louis after a lengthy war on Earth between humans and a consortium of invading alien races known collectively as the Votans has completely transformed the surface of the planet. Dexter's Julie Benz will star alongside Grant Bowler (True Blood), Mia Kirshner, and Fionnula Flanagan. What makes it ambitious (other than a budget in excess of $100 million and five years of development time) is that Defiance is not just a television show; launching concurrently (on April 2nd) will be a MMO videogame that takes place in the same world (albeit in the ruins of San Francisco, rather than St. Louis), with storylines potentially crossing over from one to the other in the future. There are plenty of Battlestar Galactica/Caprica alumni behind the scenes of the TV portion, including producers Michael Taylor and Kevin Murphy and producer/director Michael Nankin.

Eve of Destruction Reelz Miniseries 8p

Four-hour miniseries concludes Tuesday 4/16 at 8p.

James May's Man Lab BBC America Reality 10p

Oh Sit! Game show 8p

Scam City Science Reality 10p

TUE / April 16

American Hoggers A&E Reality 10p

Awkward. Watch trailer MTV Comedy 10p

Tonight's season 3 premiere includes back-to-back episodes. Anthony Michael Hall joins the cast.

Deadliest Catch Discovery Reality 9p

Don't Be Tardy... Bravo Reality 9p

Storage Wars A&E Reality 9p

Who Gets the Last Laugh? TBS Comedy 10p

Comedians ranging from Tom Green to Andy Dick attempt to out-prank each other.

WED / April 17

Locked Up Abroad Nat Geo Reality 9p

Off Pitch VH1 Reality 10p

THU / April 18

Gigolos Reality 11p

Which Way Is the Front Line from Here? The Life and Time of Tim Hetherington Movie/Documentary 8p

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell Adult Swim Comedy Midnight

New live-action workplace comedy set in hell.

FRI / April 19

Hemlock Grove Watch trailer Horror/Drama n/a

Netflix's latest original series is a spooky thriller that finds horror director Eli Roth adapting the novel of the same name by Brian McGreevy. Hemlock Grove is set in a run-down Pennsylvania steel town where a 17-year-old girl has just been murdered, an event that ulimately exposes the town's secrets—and if you think that setup sounds a bit like Twin Peaks, Roth agrees with you (though expect more supernatural monsters and much less humor than in David Lynch's trailblazing series). Famke Janssen, Dougray Scott, and Bill Skarsgard star. In what has quickly become Netflix standard operating procedure, all 13 episodes will be available for streaming at once.

SAT / April 20

After All These Years Hallmark Movie Movie 9p

Call Me Crazy: A Five Film Lifetime Movie 8p

Jim Norton: Please Be Offended Comedy Central Special 12:30a

Mary and Martha Watch trailer Movie 8p

Hilary Swank and Brenda Blethyn star as mothers who bond in Africa—and become activists—after losing children to malaria in this HBO original movie. Phillip Noyce (The Quiet American, Salt) directs from a script by Richard Curtis (Four Weddings and a Funeral), and James Woods, Sam Claflin, and Frank Grillo also star.

Raising Whitley OWN Reality 10p

Spoiled Rotten Pets Nat Geo Wild Reality 9p

SUN / April 21

All The President's Men Revisited Discovery Special 8p

The Bletchley Circle Miniseries 10p

Four women who worked as codebreakers during WWII reunite a decade later to help solve a series of murders in this three-part drama set in 1950s London.

Dog and Beth: On the Hunt CMT Reality 8p

Guntucky CMT Reality 9p

Ice Cold Gold Animal Planet Reality 10p

I'm Married to a ... VH1 Reality 9p

Lovestruck: The Musical ABC Family Movie 8p

Married to Jonas E! Reality 10:30p

Remember Sunday Movie 9p

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? E! Reality 10p

MON / April 22

Rectify Sundance Drama 10p

A wrongly convicted prisoner is set free after two decades on death row in this six-episode series produced by Breaking Bad's Mark Johnson and Melissa Bernstein.

TUE / April 23

Backyard Oil Discovery Reality 10p

The Getaway Esquire Travel 10p

Anthony Bourdain-produced travelogue follows celebrities (including Joel McHale, Aziz Ansari, Aisha Tyler, and Eve) on their vacations.

Girl Code MTV Comedy 10:30p

Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life MTV Reality 11p

Knife Fight Esquire Reality competition 9p

New cooking competition is hosted by former Top Chef winner Ilan Hall; judges include Eric Wareheim.

THU / April 25

Giving You the Business Food Network Reality competition 10p

FRI / April 26

Al Madrigal: Why is the Rabbit Crying? Comedy Central Special 11p

SAT / April 27

Stonados Syfy Movie 9p

Boulder tornadoes!

MON / April 29

Betsey + Lulu Style Reality 8p

The Big C Watch trailer Comedy/Drama 10p

The canceled cancer dramedy shifts to an hourlong format for its final four episodes, which will conclude the story of Cathy Jamison (Laura Linney). Structured like a miniseries (complete with its own subtitle, Hereafter), The Big C's final hours will emphasize drama over comedy, and will provide answers to last season's cliffhanger ending in addition to providing a satisfying ending to the series. Kathy Najimy guests.

Red, White & New Travel Reality 10p

Resale Royalty Style Reality 9p

Warehouse 13 Syfy Sci-fi/Drama 10p

Ten new episodes (picking up where the midseason cliffhanger left off) wrap up season 4, which sees Polly Walker (Caprica) and Kelly Hu (The Scorpion King) guesting in multiple episodes apiece, joining returning guest stars Kate Mulgrew and Jaime Murray.

TUE / April 30

Airport 24/7: Miami Travel Reality 9p

Inside Amy Schumer Comedy Central Comedy 10p

The comic's new show blend sketches, stand-up, and person-on-the-street segments.

Weird or What? Syfy Reality 9p