US teenager kicked out of league for series of EPIC reasons

Playing football as a kid is all about enjoying yourself… and occasionally causing a bit of mischief.

But many of us don’t even come close to Cleveland teenager Brian Garruto, who has been kicked out of his recreational league for a series of incredible reasons.

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GQ report that Garruto tweeted out the many reasons as to why he was booted out, and they are an absolute joy to behold.

So that list in full…

12/6/15 – Making a phone call while playing

12/6/15 – Refusing to wear shinguards

12/13/15 – Pretending to shoot bow and arrow at opposing players after scoring

12/17/15 – Removing shirt after scoring

12/17/15 – Sitting on opposing teams bench

12/17/15 – Wearing cowboy hat during game

1/3/16 – Scoring 14 goals with 3 goal limit per player

1/3/16 – Changing jerseys after receiving red card and attempting to play remainder of match

1/10/16 – You followed all rules this week

1/17/16 – Eating banana on field

1/31/16 – Giving birth to soccer ball after scoring

1/31/16 – Altering the score board

1/31/16 – Wearing natural light tank top as uniform

Incredible scenes. “Changing jerseys after receiving red card and attempting to play remainder of match” is a real favourite, but all the reasons are absolute gold.

There’s been a few suggestions that the whole thing has been a bit of a sham, but FOX Sports have dug out this picture supposedly of Garruto playing for Westlake varsity team…

Brian, we salute you. Just wear some shinpads, yeah?

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