Best Ukulele Pickup Lines (Caution: Some Are Very Risqué!)

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Most of the articles on this site talk about the pickups you use to amplify a ukulele, but there is another kind of pickup that can go quite well with this fun little instrument. If you’re looking for love in all the wrong places (open mics, ukulele conventions, music stores) and need some inspiration, give these ukulele pickup lines a try. Be careful, though, you might end up wearing your precious uke on your head!

Can I check out your G string?

Are you a ukulele player? Because you just plucked my heartstrings…

I C Major potential in us getting together.

Kala me later, I’ll Makala your dreams come true…

I need to work on my fingering, can I practice with you?

Would you like to borrow my tuner? You’re looking pretty sharp to me.

You’re a major part of my life. Without you I’d B Flat.

Do you teach ukulele? Because I need some help with a hard part…

Ukulele players duet better.

I think you might be the one Formby