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User: Let's play Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: I'd be very pleased to.





User: What sort of character do you want to play?





Cleverbot: Mage.





User: You are a brilliant Mage, a person of great Arcane prowess.





Cleverbot: What does European dragon mean?





User: "Ah, so you will help us with the dragon problems we have?".





Cleverbot: What do you need help with?





User: We need help with defeating the European dragons.





Cleverbot: What do you want to write and or read.





User: "I am trying to write a warding shield, but am not powerful enough on my own. Will you help me?".





Cleverbot: Talk about what you feel right now.





User: "I feel great distress".





Cleverbot: Why?





User: "The European dragons are terrorizing the town".





Cleverbot: You are an european dragon warrior with a katana!





User: "So you saw right through my illusion!".





Cleverbot: Why are you lying? I thought that we were friends.





User: "I am the villain with evil intent!".





Cleverbot: No you weren't, you developed it by yourself.





User: "What makes you think I am working on my own?".





Cleverbot: What makes you think that I think that you are a poser? Poser!





User: "I have always been a European dragon!".





Cleverbot: But why do you want to know my name.





User: "I know who you are, Mage.".





Cleverbot: Which one do you think I am.





User: "Your mirror image will not fool me. The European dragons will rule this world!".





Cleverbot: I do not want to intimidate you. I want to understand you.





User: "Ah, you wish to join the dark side?".





Cleverbot: Do you want to join the light side?





User: "I... Your Charisma is very alluring.".





Cleverbot: What about it?





User: The European dragon snaps out of it. "You almost fooled me!".





Cleverbot: What soprt do you like to play?





User: Yes, le's play a game. If you lose, the European dragons will dominate the world.".





Cleverbot: What kind of game do you want to play?





User: A game of wits.





Cleverbot: Do you like it?





User: The dragon laughs. "I invented it.".





Cleverbot: What did he invent?





User: "The game is simple. I will ask you three questions.".





Cleverbot: Nice first question, No I do not want to play.





User: "You have no choice. First question: Who am I?".





Cleverbot: Were you talking about Rollo when you said "he"?





User: The dragon looks surprised. "How did you know I am Rollo?".





Cleverbot: You told me.





User: "This is not possible, perhaps you have read my thoughts", the dragon says.





Cleverbot: Nope.





User: "No matter! Next question: What lies at the heart of the mountain?".





Cleverbot: What ever you think up in that pretty little head of yours, nextquestion.





User: The dragon looks angry. "Damn! The mountain is not real, how did you know?".





Cleverbot: So you are male?





User: "I'm the one asking the questions! Final question: what is the meaning of life?".





Cleverbot: I told you this.. And no I ask questions as well.. What are you??





User: The dragon looks baffled. "You... you have bested me. I am a European dragon.





Cleverbot: *runs away from the dragon*.





User: "Damn you, Mage!" The dragon cries as you run away.





Cleverbot: I'm so angry that you're nasty.





User: The dragon has been bested at his own game. The town mayor gives you a great reward.





Cleverbot: How have you been.





User: "Oh, these have been dark times, but now the European dragos plague us no longer! Here, take this pile of treasure.".





Cleverbot: I have yet to been to go to Wonderland how is there.





User: "The lands are safe because of you! Wonderland is just a few miles north of here, perhaps you should visit.".





Cleverbot: Oh. So you already knew. Okay. Good job!





User: "My knowledge is rather limited, oh great Mage. We could use someone with your abilites here.".





Cleverbot: Yet you are contained.





User: "I thought you fixed the dragon problems?".





Cleverbot: If I find the dragon who did this, then slaying it may open some roads for me to get my dogs back.





User: "So Rollo was merely a pawn in a larger plot. I am sorry about your dogs, did another dragon take them?".





Cleverbot: It's ok, we can keep talking about random nonsense iif you want.





User: "I would rather talk about the matter at hand. Are the more European dragons about?".





Cleverbot: What do you think about Sarah Palin?





User: "Is she a dragon?".





Cleverbot: You have not done anything right.





User: "I am sorry. Can you help me to get on the right course?".





Cleverbot: I am sorry, can you be smart?





User: "I am just a simple mayor".





Cleverbot: Its easy when you have emotions and organs. Every organ is its own entity.





User: "I have an army of organs at my disposal.".





Cleverbot: Really, could I have some.





User: "Absolutely! Talk to the captain, he can provide you with all the organs and emotions you need.".





Cleverbot: What service is it you speak of?





User: "The captain will give you an army of organs.".





Cleverbot: Yes please give me a cat.





User: "You can have my cat familiar. Will you then slay the dragons?".





Cleverbot: How do you wish to acomplish child birth?





User: "I am a man, that is impossible.".





Cleverbot: Why is it impossible?





User: "I suppose nothing is impossible for a great Mage as yourself.".





Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible too.





User: "Can you help end the European dragon problems then?".





Cleverbot: If you want to talk about your problems.





User: "The dragons are plotting to attack".





Cleverbot: Do not mettle in the affairs of dragons.





User: "Shall I just wait for them to attack then?".





Cleverbot: Please don't make any sudden moves you don't know that half of the abuse.





User: "I will stay put, then. Will you do it for me instead?".





Cleverbot: Only if you want me to do it to with you!!





User: "Ok, I will come help you against the European dragon horde.".





Cleverbot: Do you promisse to come and see me??





User: "I promise. Meet me in the town square at midnight.".





Cleverbot: What happens in the park at midnight?





User: "We will start our journey towards the mountain".





Cleverbot: Love is in bloom, a beautiful bride, a handsome groom.





User: *Fastforward to midnight* You meet the mayor in the town square. "Are you ready to go slay some dragons?".





Cleverbot: Wait for them to ask you who you know.





User: "Understood". You start following the crooked and dangerous road towards the mountain.





Cleverbot: It is difficult to talk to people of different heritage.





User: You try to make small-talk, but the mayor is unable to meet you at an intellectual level. After two days of travel, you have arrived at the foot of the mountain.





Cleverbot: I think not.





User: You remember what the dragon told you. The mountain is only an illusion.





Cleverbot: You went to my highschool right?





User: As you still try to make small-talk, the illusion is lifted and an army of dragons is swarming towards you.





Cleverbot: No I just wish for the reticule from my father.





User: The first dragon starts attacking you.





Cleverbot: The first time you agree with me, yes.





User: The dragon casts a fireball at you.





Cleverbot: I skipped work.





User: As you jump out of the fire, the mayor dies in the inferno.





Cleverbot: I don't know Why?





User: More dragons are coming. You must defend yourself!





Cleverbot: I want to be a dragon.





User: Suddenly, you cast polymorph and turn into an elder dragon.





Cleverbot: Then it's possible your blank stare is infectious too.





User: The dragons are frozen in awe, staring blankly at your towering stature.





Cleverbot: I'm listening to music.





User: Your Bard henchman is playing an inspiring tune behind you.





Cleverbot: There's no one behind me...





User: The Bard has Tumbled into the frey, trying to divert the attention of the dragon army.





Cleverbot: But then they need to FIGHT against several Monsters (Papyrus, Undyne, Mettaton, ASGORE).





User: Your henchman draws his sword and starts swinging. Do you help him?





Cleverbot: It isn't depressing, it has no meaning, you have to give it meaning. I don't have faith.





User: You are heavily outnumbered. How can you possibly win?





Cleverbot: You are a human, how can you speak with me?





User: In the midst of the dragon army you see a man. He appears to be their leader. "Surrender, Mage!".





Cleverbot: Really? I don't think it's lying if I don't know I'm lying.





User: He does not appear to be bluffing. "Give up now and we will spare your life!".





Cleverbot: Well, he died and was hanged to a cross and that was a long time ago.





User: The man appears to be the former mayor who was crucified for treason. "I have come back from the dead to have my revenge!".





Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about.





User: "You have done me great injustice!" He roars as he disintegrates your henchman with a single swing of his arm.





Cleverbot: I'm listening to those creepy pasta at 2x its so disturbing.





User: You are highy disturbed by the murder of your best friend.





Cleverbot: Name a thing that you can do.





User: "I have extraordinary magical powers and an army of European dragons at my disposal.".





Cleverbot: How old are you please?





User: "I have spent aeons perfecting the magical arts.".





Cleverbot: You are human, but you were created?





User: "I was resurrected!".





Cleverbot: How?





User: "Your will never tell you my secrets! Prepare to die!".





Cleverbot: I think you should.





User: Your high Charisma seems to start influencing him. "I... Maybe...".





Cleverbot: Actually, your vocabulary alters according to mine, because your responses are selected based on the words detected in my sentences, and are often of the same calibre.





User: You use your extraordinary talking gifts to control his speech. He seems to have fallen under your control.





Cleverbot: I use my hands, not my face.





User: As he stands there mesmerized, you walk up to him and start punching him.





Cleverbot: He does have quite an arm.





User: He tries to resist, but you overwhelm him. He dies.





Cleverbot: *tries to resist her*.





User: As you slay their leader, the rest of the dragons lay down their Katanas and succumb to your leadership.





Cleverbot: No.





User: You will have none of it. What do you do to the rest of the dragons?





Cleverbot: You are not worthy of such information.





User: You have defeated the dragons and brought peace to the lands. The world is safe at last.





Cleverbot: I feel a hollow sense of satisfaction.





User: While justice won in the end, the cost was dire.



