At Sunday’s Oakland Raiders game, Derek Carr (not actually Derek Carr) and Khalil Mack (not actually Khalil Mack) had a disagreement in the stands. The nature of the dispute is unclear, because the video starts with a puzzled Mack watching Carr get into a stance before Carr jabs his hand right into Mack’s face.


This move did not work. In fact, it angered Mack enough to punch Carr. And then Charles Woodson (not actually Charles Woodson) jumped in:


Tim Brown (not actually Tim Brown) advised Carr to stay down. He did not, walking away in a daze.

H/t to Erik