I received the worlds greatest Christmas tree ornament! It's shiny, it has glitter, it looks like a wonderful strip of bacon that's been given the Midas touch. There's only one problem though. I don't have a Christmas tree due to limitations in my budget and the size of my living room. Whatever shall I do? Well It tastes like plastic so I can't eat it. I will re-purpose it as the World's Greatest Mirror Ornament!

Thank you very much to my Secret Santa, as this will stay in my family for generations and my little boy will someday get to place it on a real Christmas tree