So with the help of a wonderful man named @ kryz I was able to dump our init file to him and he is going to be able to setup root for us ! This was a lot off help from the DirtyCow threads and the universal utility of it. Also the thread @ abine45 made regarding a temp root shell which gave me just the little bit of extra permissions I needed in order to be able to dump our file and get it to him. But seriously @ kryz is the **** and you should buy him a coffee even before this comes out just for the hard work he has put into it thus far. Hang in there gang.