CZAR: Classes are too difficult for many of our students. Is there any way we can decrease the difficulty without seeming to also decrease the quality?

BEARD: You mean lie?



BEARD: We could just tell them we're going to hell in a handbasket.

CZAR: I like that, but I worry our students won't get the message.



BEARD: What you mean is you don't get it. Just feed them any senseless idiom.

CZAR: You're an idiom!



