

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville has been busy promoting her latest book, ‘Drinking & Tweeting’ and in this book, is opening about all the famous men she hooked up with! Brandi actually gets into details about the famous men she’s been with saying she’s never had a problem getting f*cked…well most girls don’t and that’s not something to brag about Brandi!

Moving along, Brandi describes the first famous man she hooked up with as an actor, rapper, political hopeful

She writes,

“He was the most gorgeous man I’d ever seen, Tall, dark, and handsome with milk chocolate skin, luscious lips, and the sort of chiseled abs you could see through his T-shirt. I immediately recognized him from one of my favorite TV shows. His manhood was enormous, the perfect cherry on top of this gorgeous chocolate sundae. It was so large that he had to special-order condoms just to fit him. But there was one problem I couldn’t seem to get over. He was a huge f*cking stoner. Every time he smoked, his ego seemed to inflate and I felt like I was just there as a sounding board for all his grandiose dreams. Acting, he explained, wasn’t his end goal. After winning his first Oscar (For either acting or producing, he wasn’t quite sure yet) and becoming a Grammy Award-winning recording artist, he planned to become a politician.”

Brandi describes her next hook up with a famous man as ‘the fallen star’ saying,

“he was one of the most attractive men I’d ever laid eyes on with sparkly aqua-colored eyes, more tousled brown hair, and large chiseled arms covered in tattoos.”

Brandi reveals she only dated him when seeing on his Facebook page AA slogans but things ended after she saw him at a party drinking a beer. She says,

“There were so many things wrong with this, it’s not even funny. But he said it was ok so calmly and matter-of-factly, I indulged him for that one evening. I’ve known a few people close to me who struggle with addiction, and although I had never heard this ‘just the tip’ method with drugs and alcohol, I didn’t want to make a scene at this party. After the party, he went on a three-day coke-field bender with a bunch of his old friends. Not long after, he went to rehab, and is now married with at least one child.”

Brandi also opened up about the boy wonder who was a 28-year-old accomplished filmmaker. Things got messy with him when she saw he still had photos of his ex-girlfriend who is a well-known actress everywhere. He just changed the subject and things ended.

No surprise that Brandi also dated an NBA player who she says was friends with Kris Humphries. Brandi wrote,

“He was six feet eleven. The energy between us was out of control and even the simplest gestures became sexual. We couldn’t keep our hands off each other. By the time I was on my third glass of wine and he was on this third potato vodka, the heat was turning up. His hand found its way under the table and up my dress. It was on like Donkey Kong. On the way back to his place we made out like teenagers every time the car hit a traffic light or stop sign. His fingers were all sorts of ways up my dress … ’You have to pull over,’ I said with heavy breath. When the car was finally in park, I tried to get on top of him but it was not working in this tiny car.”

Brandi then reveals that the two actually had sex on the hood of his car of the road.

Geez, Brandi! I don’t know how Brandi’s children are going to feel if they ever read this book. This was all just TMI! Surprised by Brandi’s hook ups?