Sam and Eric Gehrig (aka EG) sit down with Justin Meram to discuss his painful decision between playing soccer and football for the Michigan Wolverines; a bunch of INSANE stories about playing for the Iraqi national team mere months after the Iraq War ended; one of the most courteous Messi vs Ronny debates that has ever taken place; and the gory details of his pre-kickoff conversation with Wayne Rooney about getting hairy plugs in Tijuana -- and there is zero point zero percent (0.0%) chance you could predict how this situation turned out cause I still don't fully believe it