Have an indoor cat? I do. Eleven of them. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW. They're starting to drive me crazy. Indoor cats still need exercise, and the $200 One Fast Cat running wheel is the answer. Apparently it's not the first exercise wheel for cats (I'm as shocked as you are), it's just the first one that doesn't cost a fortune. My cats would never use it. They never play with any of the expensive things I buy them, but will spend hours batting around a crumpled McDonald's burger wrapper. Is it the smell of rubber cheese? Is it just to spite me? I bet it's just to spite me. You know how loud and long eleven cats can knock on a bedroom door while you're trying to make out with the first girl you've convinced to come home with you in two years? Loud as f***, and until she gathers all her things and leaves early.

Keep going for the Kickstarter video, but the project is already funded so contributing $200 gets you one

Thanks to Lonnie, who agrees they need to make a six-foot wide version so I can have all the cats in there at once.