Tonight's episode of "South Park" revealed something of a bombshell: Lorde isn't actually a teenager from New Zealand. She's Randy Marsh, the mustachioed South Park resident and father of Stan Marsh. Watch the episode below (via CoS). Update: Lorde has Tweeted her reaction. Apparently, Sia was somehow involved in the episodes:

Apparently, Mr. Marsh formed his elaborate alter ego when he decided that he wanted to use the women's bathroom. While he was in there, he started writing his own songs, which he would then elaborately Auto-Tune to sound like, well, this.

The story arc started at the end of last week's episode, when Randy takes the stage in a dress and sings "ya ya ya, I am Lorde ya ya ya". This week, they confirm that he wasn't just playing dress-up. "I am Lorde," he says. Ridiculous stuff.