man: urg. i can't finish my sub. want some? matt: sure! i still have room! *meet matt. the friend that never orders enough, but is always ready to eat everyone else's food* man 2: i'm so full! matt: mind if i... have some? man 2: oh, ok. i was probably just gonna take this home for lunch tomo--- matt: coolthanks! *matt jams the food into his face* *man 2 looks annoyed*