Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers



The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier



Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran



Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell



A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton



Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills



Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle



Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan



He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca



You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard



I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen



Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler



Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw



I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin



It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb



Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler



It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal



The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton



When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon



Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown



The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley



The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram



Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway



Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell



Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos



I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller



When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud



If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin



The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James



A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon



History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon



We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers



In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright



A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson



The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey



I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown



Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff



When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry



