Which came first, the pig or the egg?

Well, thanks to science, you’ll never need to ponder this philosophical question again, as a Melbourne cafe Matcha Mylkbar have invented vegan bacon and eggs that act, look, and taste so much like the real thing, it feels like an elaborate trick to dupe vegans into eating animals.

We’re assured these are the real deal though, by which we need a perfect forgery, and considering they have also nailed vegan pancakes, and vegan cheesecake – we believe it.

Check out the video below, which was made by QANTAS for some reason. Can we have this for all inflight meals, please?

Devilled, too, ‘cos these are a delicious abomination.

Matcha Mylkbar Matcha Mylkbar have created vegan bacon and eggs. Head down for a taste test, you won't be disappointed! 😋🍴 تم النشر بواسطة ‏‎Qantas‎‏ في 5 يونيو، 2018

Matcha Mylkbar have created vegan bacon and eggs.