They say if you’re ever attacked by a shark, what you should try to do is tickle their nose, because they have a lot of nerve endings there.

This technique also works very well with getting out of bar fights.

Even though the large, burly, over-intoxicated man at the bar that “Swears you was eye-ballin’ him” doesn’t have an excessive amount of nerve endings in his nose, a good deterrent is still to tickle the underside of his snout.