It takes a certain type of person to get a vanity plate and that person is usually a gigantic douche bag. Almost all vanity plate people were ignored by their parents as children which is why they spend the rest of their lives trying to make people notice them with their Ed Hardy shirts and their “witty” license plates. This is why you should always offer free candy to people with vanity plates because I’m pretty sure they’re all on the verge of having a nervous breakdown any second. And let’s face it, sports cars, our bread and butter, somehow manage to get an overwhelming amount of self-serving placards.

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