by Joshua Average

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Coach Fisher was gracious enough to join me for a phone interview. He ranged from diplomatic with his answers to passionate in his vision for Indiana’s football future. A long-standing B1G coach, as time is relative here in Fake College Football, Andrew has been at the Hoosier helm since Week 2 of Season 1. Season 1 was a disappoint for many of the Indiana faithful but it ended on a high note with a frolicking 55-21 win over rival Purdue in the Inaugural fake battle for the Old Oaken Bucket.

“It was the highlight of [our] season. I had been talking about it all year, but to actually win in that environment was incredible. We played confident and played to our potential.”

Coach Fisher was also pleased to have already avenged last year’s loss to Michigan State as his squad scored 13 unanswered points in the fourth quarter to reclaim the Old Brass Spittoon in Week 2.

“The offense was fantastic. They played beautifully. I took many risks and it payed off. When we were down 18 I didn’t let the players get discouraged. We kept fighting, and pulled off a fantastic victory for our program.”

Only known photograph of Andrew Fisher

While the dismal record caused much chagrin for the Hoosier boosters, Indiana’s board of directors chose to keep Andrew at the reins for Season 2. He spoke highly of the board and did not waiver in his confidence that this year would yield improved results.

“It was the right decision. I have a vision for this program. We have the tools we need to be successful and the Purdue game was hopefully a small look into the future of Indiana Football.”

Coach Fisher also spoke kindly, but firmly and directly in response to his naysayers.

“Be patient. We are 1-2 with both losses coming in close games to tough opponents. This team will get better as the season goes on and hopefully it will result in a trip Pasadena.”

With the Rose Bowl in his sights, the coach briefly discussed what to expect from his squad in B1G conference play. He stressed the importance of keeping the Bucket home in Bloomington.

“Purdue is obviously a must win and I hope to defend home turf. Minnesota and Rutgers are off to good starts so hopefully we play well against them.”

When prodded about who else to be aware of in the conference, Fisher turned his attention to the Keystone State.

“Penn State is a dark horse contender this year. Very quiet 2-1 start.”

With Week Four’s match against Army (1-2) looming on the horizon the coach was kind enough to answer a question about how they are preparing the Indiana defensive unit for the Black Knights rushing attack.

“LOTS OF RUNNING. Army almost exclusively runs the football. We will be running a 5-2 defense and trying to put big bodies upfront to stuff the running attack.”

Andrew Fisher reminded us that he is always available to the media for interviews and guest spots on talk shows.

“I want Indiana to be a media friendly program. If you ever want me to do an appearance hit me up on Reddit.”

Special thanks to /u/AndrewF42 for taking the time to talk with us today. Be watching next week for our interview with the head coach from the Louisville Cardinals, Jake Johnson. For FSPN and FCB Overtime, I’m Joshua Average, signing off!