Bored people in Florida could one day hit up a good ol' dwarf-tossing competition, which is just as insane as it sounds. The object of this game is to toss the participating dwarf as far as possible. The tossee usually wears some kind of protective gear and is thrown onto a mattress or a wall lined with Velcro — if the drunk idiot doing the tossing has good aim.

According to an interview in VICE, the trend began in South Florida where a local bar owner became friendly with a regular customer, "Midge." Hailing from Australia, Midge was a talented circus professional and a small person, something the bar owner thought he might be able to cash in on while also helping out a friend with a paying gig. Midge was used in the first dwarf-tossing games, designed to attract more customers and bring in more money. His acrobatic skills were a huge hit, as his prior training in the circus allowed him to do somersaults and flips in the air. But the combination of too much alcohol and a head injury received during an event led him to bleed to death.

This outraged the little people community, and the event was then deemed illegal to organize or participate in anywhere alcohol is served. Not all little people are happy with this law, though, and some are in full support of a repeal. Some little people have difficulty finding competitive jobs and turn to these kinds of entertainment gigs to get by. It might be dangerous, but people do stupid and dangerous things for money every day without having to break the law, so why can't they?