September

1. The preseason doesn't matter, right?

2. Marv Levy never cared about the preseason why should I?

3. Those fights during camp will only build chemistry.

4. Plus, the offense is probably saving all their real plays for the regular season.

5. They'll step it up when the season starts.

6. Dear God, I pray they wake up when the season starts.

7. We have too much individual talent to suck this year.

8. I mean, our receiving corp is deep, our running backs are the best in the division, and our offensive line is improved.

9. Plus Sammy Watkins is a pass-catching GAWD.

10. That is if anyone in Western New York can get him the football…

11. Without getting him killed.

12. Ugh, EJ Manuel's checkdowns keep me up at night.

13. Maybe Sammy can throw the ball to himself?

14. At least we have the best defensive line in the NFL..

15. That is as long as Marcell Dareus can stop smoking synthetic weed and drag racing.

16. I can't wait to wear my Zubaz in public.

17. Man, they're so comfortable.

18. Sammy Wakins choosing the No. 14 gave my Fitz jersey a second life and saved me 100 bucks — love that guy.

19. Hey, only 13 of our games are at 1 p.m. this season!

20. I wonder if we'll have another Sunday Night game before I die?

21. The fucking Jaguars even get Sunday Night games!

22. At least the game against Chicago is in September, maybe Jay Cutler will still be hungover from Labor Day weekend.

23. If I crush enough Blue Light I'll convince myself you don't need a quarterback to win football games.

24. This team will go as far as E.J. takes us…

25. I wonder is the Patriots will just give us Ryan Mallett? It's not like they need him.