Valentine’s Day is a time of love. It’s about expressing that you care for someone. Nothing says “Valentine’s Day” like a romantic dinner with a loved one, chocolates, flowers, and a thoughtful card.

We at Pride of Detroit cannot offer you a candlelit evening, sweets, or bouquets, since we’re, you know, online. What we can offer, however, is some Detroit Lions-themed Valentine’s Day cards.

Shakespeare’s play Romeo and Juliet is an romantic icon in the world of stage, the tale of two star-crossed lovers. Here’s hoping that you and your loved one don’t kill yourselves thinking the other is dead.

Maybe the literature of Shakespeare isn’t your forte. Instead, let your significant other know how much they mean to you:

Perhaps you’re love-struck and want to let that person know. Dr. Zenner has a solution:

Matt Cassel wasn’t great this year, but your relationship can be:

Are you an upfront, daring romantic? Want to skip the formalities? Kenny G has the card for you:

The only thing better than an audible dong is a perfect evening with your lover. Here’s a card to let them know how you feel:

And finally, some poetry: