11/27/11 6:00AM

Call now and get the limited edition, Duct-Kooze-Plus: Bonus Panel!!! Remember, since the drunk and disorderly are especially prone to havoc, the Duct-Kooze is ideal for fixing that which its very alcohol helps destroy.

If any amateur inventors want to take our innovation gold and construct one of these bad boys, we’ll be sure to post pictures and credit the creator with oodles of Nipples Points. And really, it’s nearly as cool as any of these poorly numbered 10 Most Bizarre Uses.

-Jesse