so probably most of you were around when i did full-shave november

one of the problems with it was, of course, the timing - it was winter, so no one could see my hairless body. i resolved to fix this problem and do the whole thing again when it became warmer

well, i wore shorts for the first time today, which means it is officially warm enough

now introducing: the hairless month of may (a reference to this song, of course), in which i will, as before, duplicate the body hair regimen society expects women to conform to (which is to say, i can’t have any)

back in november, i had failed to fully articulate what i wanted to achieve. i’ve put a lot of thought into it since then, and i’m going to elaborate it in a nice ordered list