Please excuse the misleading headline, I just didn't think "these pitches from 2019 were filthy" or something of that ilk would suffice for a Thursday morning blog title. But then again, depending on how much you love baseball, you just might crack stick to some of the filth below. If you do need some actual NSFW material, here is a link to Margot Robie's newly released nudes

Now onto baseball. Click play on the video below:

I stumbled across this IG post this morning and, as they say, went from 6 to midnight. We are TWO DAYS AWAY from the worst sports month of the entire calendar year (blog forthcoming power ranking all 12 months accordingly) and need baseball in our lives ASAP. This was a great taste for what's to come once pitchers and catchers report in a few short weeks.

I mean, most of these pitches defy the laws of physics and science. Just unhittable:

All fucking filth. NSFW hardcore porn. Oh, and I've always been of the opinion that fastballs can't typically be "filthy" but Jose Alvarado below proved me wrong. WAY wrong.

Goddamnit how do people make baseballs do that kind of shit!!! It's unbelievable. People throw around the phrase "wiffle ball shit" but Alvarado makes the baseball do just that, move like a wiffle ball.

14 days until pitchers and catchers report

56 days until opening day

It's time to change the goddamn game

#Pray4TheLeague