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Sandro reacts to the Federal Corvette

00:00 - 00:05 We've released beta 1.5, and players are finally able to play with the Corvette,

00:06 - 00:08 the Cutter, and those other ones.

00:08 - 00:13 Players are already noticing strange discrepancies between the descriptions of the ships

00:12 - 00:17 and the actual ships.

00:18 - 00:20 The Corvette is a millitary ship, the Cutter isn't

00:20 - 00:24 there is no discrepancy.

00:24 - 00:25 Sandro...

00:25 - 00:30 The Corvette...

00:30 - 00:35 The Corvette has lower hull and shield strength.

00:34 - 00:39 It's also slower and has a lower jump range.

00:54 - 00:59 Members of the Dev Team not pledged to an Imperial power, you may leave.

01:12 - 01:15 What the FUCK?!

01:15 - 01:20 The discription LITERALLY SAYS the Corvette has more armour!

01:20 - 01:25 why the FUCK would you give the Cutter more?

01:25 - 01:27 This is a joke.

01:29 - 01:31 I thought we were FINALLY going to give

01:31 - 01:35 the Federal pilots something over the Empire!

01:35 - 01:40 You gave the Empire Prismatic Shields, the Imperial Hammer and better bonuses!

01:40 - 01:43 The Corvette has 2 C4 hardpoints-

01:43 - 01:47 And the Cutter has 2x as many Mediums and Larges! Who cares?

01:47 - 01:49 The Corvette is still more maneuverable than the Cutter.

01:49 - 01:52 And the Cutter is 100m/s faster!

01:52 - 01:56 So good luck!

01:56 - 01:59 Fire those Dual Plasmas at it's 2500Mj of Prismatic shields

01:59 - 02:02 and 6 Shield Boosters, and as soon as it feels threatened

02:02 - 02:04 It'll pop a SCB and High-Wake!

02:04 - 02:13 And if the Cutter wants to fight you, he can fire his Large and Medium lasers to strip your shields, then ram you at 365m/s in a 1100 ton ship!

02:09 - 02:11 You don't stand a fucking chance!

02:12 - 02:17 In a ship designed for diplomatic missions.

02:18 - 02:23 And you have the nerve to discribe the Corvette as a combat ship!

02:26 - 02:30 every single patch...

02:30 - 02:32 we give the Feds some hope

02:32 - 02:38 we promise them we're not Imperially biased...

02:41 - 02:42 h

02:42 - 02:49 and EVERY SINGLE TIME we shit in their face and call it a fine three course meal.

02:49 - 02:54 The Pacifier cannon, the Pulse disruptor, the Imperial Eagle, Clipper and Courier

02:54 - 02:56 I'm suprised anyone even bothers...

02:56 - 03:00 Would you fight for a power with worse ships across the board?

03:00 - 03:05 Worse weapons, worse benefits and a Dev team full of the enemy?

03:05 - 03:09 I'm sure FD will fix the description so it says the Cutter has stronger armour

03:14 - 03:19 I just wanted the Federation to have something...

03:19 - 03:24 just one thing better than the Empire, you know?

03:25 - 03:31 oh well...

03:31 - 03:38 maybe the Condor will be better than the Imperial fighter.

03:40 - 03:49 Or maybe the Imperial Fighter will have 400Mj shields and 450m/s boost. Who knows.