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Let's enter the mind of Jermaine Jackson, if only for a brief moment, upon consideration of what to call his fourth child. "Well, I like the letter J. Both my first name and my last name start with it. So that's nice. Also, my three previous kids  Jeremy, Jourdynn and Jaafar  obviously have done well by it. But I want something different, a name the majesty of which will both make my other kids feel inferior and guarantee that no one will be able to say it without laughing. The letter J. Majesty. Majestic ... Oh, oh, I got it." And that's how it happened. (That's not how it actually happened.)

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