Nude yoga: Not just for the Kardashians – Healthzone.ca. I didn’t even know nude yoga existed, nevermind that you can do it in Toronto if you so choose. Why anyone would want to practice their asanas naked in a roomful of similarly (un)clad people completely eludes me, unless it is to decrease their sensitivity to unpleasant sights. Probably best to concentrate on your Downward-Facing Dog and not look around too much. As a machine, the human body is unsurpassed – as a thing of beauty, it doesn’t always hit the mark. I know that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”, but it doesn’t mean literally in your face! I wonder if there are hygiene requirements….. perhaps a rub-down with hand sanitiser on entering, otherwise this is all very un-Canadian!

Anyway, wonderful to know that Toronto caters to everyone, including the more perverse among us. I expect when the yoga class finishes, they all go home and catch up on the days events with Naked News. Billed as

The only program of its kind in the world that is real news, sports, entertainment and infotainment programs delivered by a roster of all-nude, attractive & intelligent women

I can only imagine that these women are privy to a higher form of intelligence, that I, with my pedestrian IQ, can ever hope to attain. This is obvious in the fact that the news they are delivering is “real” news. This must be such a comfort to their viewers, who are obviously very concerned with transparency. I’m sure truth and accuracy are uppermost in their minds when they watch the show, and this is why they just can’t rely on CNN or NBC to deliver an honest, unbiased programme.

After all, people are so much more believable when they are naked. Just ask the yoga class…