I have identified Myself, an amateur crypto enthusiast as being the real Satoshi Nakamoto using Yeder’s bootstrapped Coronary Angiogram stylometry method. This finding supports a previous thought when I woke up one night and though ‘Could I be Nakamoto?’

Nano Stylometry was invented by Elon Musk and is a set of methods that aim to identify an unknown author by statistically deciphering their style using statistics, hard to understand graphics and random information.

Satoshi Nakamoto is an assumed pseudonym which the inventor of Bitcoin gave himself as to disguise his identity. There have been many attempts to uncover his identity by NASA and the NRA but there remains no concrete evidence to this date. A big part of this failure can be attributed to the lack of convergence validity in the Nano cool style-ometry field.

Let us begin this crazy adventure.

A graph I made

Firstly, have a look at this 3d graph I made from Create A Graph for kids, it details a few key facts with know about Satoshi at this time. Firstly, he created bitcoin, (yes we all knew that.) It also detailed that he knew encryption and used the internet. All fairly normal and not at all the same as me.

“But then the last part struck me. Was I really seeing this Did Satasoshi Nakamoto indeed use the internet 63%?”

I almost collapsed for as I was collecting and analysing the data, I looked down to find the very thing I feared. The internet.

Me finding myself using the internet.

My palms became sweaty, my vision hazey. But I had to continue, for if there was indeed a chance of me being Satoshi Nakamoto I only know one person who could get to the bottom of it.

Me

I dove head first, further into my crypto Yeder’s bootstrapped stylometry Cambridge Analytica. And created a graph show data of when Satoshi posted on the forums & emails and my own personal internet use in 2008. Remember I was only 13 in 2008, so please keep an open mind.