Welcome to the Punpedia entry on nut puns! 🌰 🥜 🔥

There are plenty of different types of nuts to make puns from, and we’ve done our best to cover them all here. There are different categories of seeds, fruit and legumes that are commonly recognised as nuts (like peanuts and almonds), so we’ve included those here too, along with other foods that are more versatile (like the coconut, which is considered a fruit, nut, and a seed).

Whether you’re here for some cheeky inneundos or a clever hashtag for your new vegan #nutbutter recipe, we hope to have you covered here. This list is specific to nuts – if you’re after related puns, we do also have general food puns, tree puns, avocado puns and fruit puns too.

A quick note that while puns about mental health and well-being are very common in nut puns (eg. “Nutty as a fruitcake”), we haven’t included those here as they are ableist slurs, and we’d like to keep Punpedia friendly to as many people as possible 🙂

Nut Puns List

Each item in this list describes a pun, or a set of puns which can be made by applying a rule. If you know of any puns about nuts that we’re missing, please let us know in the comments at the end of this page! Without further ado, here’s our list of nut puns:

Not → Nut : As in, “As often as nut ” and “Believe it or nut ” and “Down, but nu t out” and “ Nut at all” and “ Nut bad” and “ Nut in the slightest” and “ Nut on your life.”

: As in, “As often as ” and “Believe it or ” and “Down, but out” and “ at all” and “ bad” and “ in the slightest” and “ on your life.” Nought → Nut : As in, “ Nuts and crosses” and “All for nut !”

: As in, “ and crosses” and “All for !” Knot → Nut : As in, “Don’t get your knickers in a nut ” and “Tie the nut ” and “Tie yourself in nuts .”

: As in, “Don’t get your knickers in a ” and “Tie the ” and “Tie yourself in .” Night → Nut : As in, “Burn the midnut oil” and “Good nut and good luck” and “In the air tonut ” and “Morning, noon and nut .”

: As in, “Burn the oil” and “Good and good luck” and “In the air ” and “Morning, noon and .” *nat* → *nut* : As in, “Well, nut urally ” and “The nut ional anthem” and “Any alter nut ives ?” and “Need your sig nut ure here” and “That reso nu ted with me.”

: As in, “Well, ” and “The anthem” and “Any ?” and “Need your here” and “That with me.” *net* → *nut* : As in, “Social nut work ” and “ Nut working event” and “Fast inter nut ” and “A pe nut rating glare.” Other words you could use: Other wrods you could use: pla nut (planet), bon nut (bonnet) and cabi nut (cabinut).

: As in, “Social ” and “ event” and “Fast ” and “A glare.” Other words you could use: Other wrods you could use: (planet), (bonnet) and (cabinut). *nit* → *nut* : As in, “ Cog nut ive therapy” and “Computer mo nut or ” and “Golden opportu nut y ” and “A tight-knit commu nut y ” and An affi nut y for…” Other words you could use: dig nut y (dignity) and fur nut ure (furniture).

: As in, “ therapy” and “Computer ” and “Golden ” and “A tight-knit ” and An for…” Other words you could use: (dignity) and (furniture). *not* → *nut* : As in, “ Nut withstanding …” and “Take nut ice of” and “Turn it up a nut ch ” and “ Nut orious for” and “ Nut hing to worry about” and “I can nut understand you.”

: As in, “ …” and “Take of” and “Turn it up a ” and “ for” and “ to worry about” and “I understand you.” *nut* : With these words, we can simply emphasise the “nut” that they already contain: “Plant-based nut rition ” and “Packed with nut rients ” and “In a nut shell ” and “That old chest nut ” and “Wait a mi nut e !”

: With these words, we can simply emphasise the “nut” that they already contain: “Plant-based ” and “Packed with ” and “In a ” and “That old ” and “Wait a !” Nut : These nut-related phrases that could double as puns in right context: “Sweet as a nut ” and “From soup to nuts ” and “Go nuts ” and “A tough nut to crack.”

: These nut-related phrases that could double as puns in right context: “Sweet as a ” and “From soup to ” and “Go ” and “A tough to crack.” Pea → Peanut : As in, “As alike as two peanuts in a pod” and “Easy as shelling peanuts .”

: As in, “As alike as two in a pod” and “Easy as shelling .” Pina Colada → Peanut Colada

Peanuts : These peanut-related phrases are general enough to be used as puns: “Pay peanuts and get monkeys” and “Working for peanuts .”

: These peanut-related phrases are general enough to be used as puns: “Pay and get monkeys” and “Working for .” Amend* → Almond* : As in, “The 13th almond ment is a lie” and “You’ll have to almond that document” and “They’re almonding it now.”

: As in, “The 13th is a lie” and “You’ll have to that document” and “They’re it now.” *ommend* → *almond* : As in, “I highly rec almond (recommend)” and “Your work is c almond able .”

: As in, “I highly (recommend)” and “Your work is .” Nut → Chestnut : As in, “As sweet as a chestnut ” and “From soup to chestnuts ” and “Go chestnuts ” and “In a chestnutshell ” and “A tough chestnut to crack.” Note: this would also work for any other nut that has “nut” in its name, like brazil nut, peanut, hazelnut, walnut, candlenut, butternut and heartnut.

: As in, “As sweet as a ” and “From soup to ” and “Go ” and “In a ” and “A tough to crack.” Note: this would also work for any other nut that has “nut” in its name, like brazil nut, peanut, hazelnut, walnut, candlenut, butternut and heartnut. Catch you → Cashew : As in, “Careful, you don’t want them to cashew !” and “I’ll cashew later” and “They’ll cashew out” and “I’m gonna cashew !”

: As in, “Careful, you don’t want them to !” and “I’ll later” and “They’ll out” and “I’m gonna !” Cash you → Cashew : As in, “I’ll cashew in.”

: As in, “I’ll in.” Achoo → Cashew (this one is a bit of a stretch, yes, but can work with enough dedication and acting prowess)

(this one is a bit of a stretch, yes, but can work with enough dedication and acting prowess) Shoes → Cashews : As in, “Goody two cashews ” and “Kick off your cashews .”

: As in, “Goody two ” and “Kick off your .” Peeking → Pecan : As in, “No pecan !” and “ Pecan out through the window.”

: As in, “No !” and “ out through the window.” Piquing → Pecan : As in, “It’s pecan my curiosity.” Note: to be piqued is to be interested.

: As in, “It’s my curiosity.” Note: to be piqued is to be interested. Well, not → Walnut : As in, “ Walnut like that” and “ Walnut in so many words.”

: As in, “ like that” and “ in so many words.” Will not → Walnut : As in, “I walnut .” and “Flattery walnut get you anywhere” and “You cannot, or walnut ?”

: As in, “I .” and “Flattery get you anywhere” and “You cannot, or ?” Wall → Walnut : As in, “Like banging your head against a brick walnut ” and “Bouncing off the walnuts ” and “I’ve hit a walnut ” and “The writing is on the walnut ” and “You’re driving me up the walnut !”

: As in, “Like banging your head against a brick ” and “Bouncing off the ” and “I’ve hit a ” and “The writing is on the ” and “You’re driving me up the !” Pine Nut : Pine nuts (aka pinon) are edible pine seeds. Here are some pine-related puns and phrases: Pain → Pine : As in, “A world of pine ” and “Doubled up in pine ” and “Growing pines ” and “No pine , no gain” and “Old aches and pines ” and “A pine in the butt” and “ Pinefully slow” and “Being a royal pine ” and “At pines to [do something].” Windowpane → Windowpine Pan → Pine : As in, “It didn’t pine out” and “Out of the frying pine , into the fire.” Pin → Pine : As in, “Bright as a new pine ” and ” and “Hard to pine down” and “ Pines and needles” and “ Pine your hopes on” and “Pull the pine .” *pan* → *pine* : As in, “In a pine -nic (panic)” and “Caught with your pine -ts down” and “ Marizi pine (marzipan – a sugar almond paste) flavoured” and “In good com pine -ny ” and “ Ex pine -ding your business.” Other words that could work: ram pine -t (rampant), pineache (panache), discrepinecy (discrepancy) and pine-nel (panel). Notes: if something is rampant, then it’s unrestrained. To do something with panache is to do it with style. *pen* → *pine* : As in, “A pine -chant for” and “A pine -sive expression” and “Order pine -ding ” and “Are the shops o pine (open)?” and “How could this hap pine ?” and “ Dam pine d spirits” and “A dee pine -ing relationship” and “Waiting for the fruit to ri pine ” and “Read the ap pine dix ” and “An inde pine dent spirit.” Other words that could work: indis pine sable (indispensable), de pine dent (dependent), pro pine sity (propensity), shar pine (sharpen), pine ance (penance), pine-etrate (penetrate), pineinsula (peninsula) and pine-is (penis). *pin* → *pine* : As in, “Tickled pine -k ” and “The pine -acle of your career” and “In a pine -ch ” and “Stop confusing hate speech with o pine -ions ” and “ Pine-point the problem” and “Let’s grab a pine -t ” and “ Pine apple flavoured” and “Go for a spine ” and “Dizzying hap pine -ness .” *pon* → *pine* : As in, “In corres pine dence with” and “It’s your res pine sibility ” and “A s pine taneous trip.” *pain* → *pine* : As in, “Needs a lick of pine -t ” and “Acrylic pine ting ” and “A pine staking effort” and “Heartbreak is pine ful ” and “Taking pine killers .” *poin* → *pine* : As in, “On pine -t ” and “Your pine ter finger” and “A pine ted look” and “What a pine tless effort” and “Doctor’s ap pine tment ” and “I’m not mad, just disap pine ted ” and “I see your view pine t .” Campaign → Campine

: Pine nuts (aka pinon) are edible pine seeds. Here are some pine-related puns and phrases: Candle → Candlenut : As in, “Can’t hold a candlenut to” and “A candlenut in the wind” and “Burning the candlenut at both ends.”

: As in, “Can’t hold a to” and “A in the wind” and “Burning the at both ends.” Kola nuts : Kola nuts are a type of caffeine-containing nut. Here are some related puns and phrases: Cold → Kola : As in, “Break out in a kola sweat” and “Catch a kola ” and “A kola comfort” and “A kola day in hell” and “Getting kola feet” and “The kola light of day” and “The kola shoulder” and “In kola blood” and “Left out in the kola ” and “Pour kola water on” and “Stone kola sober” and “Take a kola hard look at” and “Running hot and kola .” Kaleidoscope → Koladoscope *kele* → *kola* : As in, “A s kola tal look” and “ S kola tons in the closet.” Ukulele → U kola le Alkaline → Al kola ne Kilo* → Kola* : As in, kola metre (kilometre), kola gram (kilogram), kola byte (kilobyte) and kola watt (kilowatt). *cala* → *kola* : As in, “ Kola mity and disaster” and “Don’t let it es kola te ” and “Up the esk olat or .” *cola* → *kola* : As in, “Pina kola da ” and “Dark cho kola te ” and “ Per kola ted coffee.” Other words you could use: a kola de (accolade) and kola nder (colander). Note: an accolade is an award or acknowledgement. *cula* → *kola* : As in, “ Arti kola te yourself clearly” and “A se kola r education” and “Broaden your verna kola r ” and “Nothing in perti kola r ” and “A specta kola r display” and “Not worth spe kola ting over” and “An imma kolat e clean.” Notes: if something is secular, then it is not religious. Vernacular refers to everyday language or speech. Calendar → Kolandar : As in, “Let me check my kola ndar .” *cole* → *kola* : kola slaw (coleslaw) and nar kola psy (narcolepsy). Note: narcolepsy is a type of sleep disorder. *cali* → *kola* : As in, “ Kola fornia dreaming” and “ Kola brate (calibrate) your thinking” and “A different lo kola ty (locality).” Broccoli → Brokola Culinary → Kolanary : As in, “A kola nary delight.” Calo* → Kola* : As in, “Counting kola ries ” and “ Kola ric information.” *colo* → *kola* : As in, “In full kola r ” and “Ant kola ny ” and “A kola ssal surprise” and “A kolar ful life.” Other words you can use: e kola gy (ecology), kola nial (colonial), kola nel (colonel). *culo* → *kola* : As in, meti kola s (meticulous), ridi kola s (ridiculous) and mira kola s (miraculous). *colu* → *kola* : As in, “Newspaper kola mn ” and “Advice k ola mnist .” Other words you could use: Kolambia (Columbia) and Kolambine (Columbine). *culu* → *kola* : As in, “School curri kola m ” and “Mental cal kola s (calculas).”

: Kola nuts are a type of caffeine-containing nut. Here are some related puns and phrases: Palm : We can make joking references to palm nuts with the following puns and phrases: Balm → Palm : As in, “Strawberry-flavoured lip palm .” Calm → Palm : As in, “ Palm down” and “A palming agent” and “ Palm waters.” *pam* → *palm* : As in, “Activitst palm phlets ” and “A bit of love and palm pering ” and “Feeling p alm pered ” and “ Do palm ine levels.” *pom* → *palm* : As in, “A palm pous attitude” and “ Palm egranate flavoured” and “Hair palm ade ” and “ Palm eolo (pomelo) tree” and “ Anthro palm orphic characters.” Note: pomade is a type of styling gel/paste. *pum* → *palm* : As in, “ Palm pkin pie” and “Under the palm p ” and “ Palm ping for information” and “ Palm ice stone” and “ Palm pernickel bread.” *bam* → *palm* : As in, “ Palm boo forest” and “You’ve been palm boozled !” *bom* → *palm* : As in, “An a palm ination of nature” and “The a palmi nable snowman.” Bumblebee → Palm blebee

: We can make joking references to palm nuts with the following puns and phrases: Betel : Betel is the colloquial name for areca nuts, which are a type of palm nut. Here are some related puns: Better → Betel : “I feel betel now” and “Anything you can do, I can do betel ” and “Appealing to your betel judgement” and “My betel half” and “ Betel late than never” and “ Betel luck next time” and “ Betel safe than sorry” and “ Betel than new” and “ Betel than sex” and “ Betel the devil you know” and “Changing for the betel ” and “I couldn’t have said it betel ” and “Kiss it betel ” and “Should have known betel .” Battle → Betel : As in, “A betel of wits” and “ Betel ready” and “ Betel royal” adn “Half the betel ” and “In the heat of betel ” and “Gave betel in vain” and “A betel of wills” and “ Beteling against” and “Fight your own betels ” and “Won the betel but lost the war.” Petal → Betel Settle → Betel : As in, “A score to betel ” and “ Betel out of court” and “After the dust has beteled ” and “ Betel down.”

: Betel is the colloquial name for areca nuts, which are a type of palm nut. Here are some related puns: Butter → Butternut : As in, “Bread and butternut ” and “ Butternut fingers” and “ Butternut wouldn’t melt in their mouth” and “Float like a butternut , sting like a bee.”

: As in, “Bread and ” and “ fingers” and “ wouldn’t melt in their mouth” and “Float like a , sting like a bee.” Heart → Heartnut : As in, “A man after my own heartnut ” and “Absence makes the heartnut grow fonder” and “An affair of the heartnut ” and “After your own heartnut ” and “Be still my beating heartnut ” and “Break your heartnut ” and “A change of heartnut ” and “Do it by heartnut ” and “Cross my heartnut and hope to die” and “Eat your heartnut out” and “Follow your heartnut ” and “From the bottom of my heartnut ” and “Get to the heartnut of the matter” and “Got your heartnut set on” and “Harden your heartnut against” and “Have a heartnut .”

: As in, “A man after my own ” and “Absence makes the grow fonder” and “An affair of the ” and “After your own ” and “Be still my beating ” and “Break your ” and “A change of ” and “Do it by ” and “Cross my and hope to die” and “Eat your out” and “Follow your ” and “From the bottom of my ” and “Get to the of the matter” and “Got your set on” and “Harden your against” and “Have a .” Bunya : These are nuts that grow on bunya pines. Here are some related puns: On ya/on your → Bunya : As in, “ Bunya bike” and “ Bunya wedding day” and “Not bunya life.” Bun → Bunya : As in, “ Bunya in the oven” and “We’re going to need bigger bunyas ” and “Hot cross bunyas .”

: These are nuts that grow on bunya pines. Here are some related puns: Corn* → Acorn* : As in, “ Acorn er the market” and “ Acorn flower blue” and “The naughty acorn er ” and “Just around the acorn er ” and “Cut acorne rs .”

: As in, “ the market” and “ blue” and “The naughty ” and “Just around the ” and “Cut .” Fruit : Nuts are actually considered to be fruits, so we’ve got some fruit-related puns here for you: *fut* → *fruit* : As in, “Think about your fruit ure ” and “Resistance is fruit ile !” and “A fruit uristic building” and “Sleeping on the fruit on ” and “An irre fruit able argument.” Other words that could work: re fruit (refute) and fruit ility (fruitility). Frat* → Fruit* : As in, “ Fruit ernity house” and “ Fruit ernal twins” and “ Fruit ernising with the enemy.” Fret* → Fruit* : Fruit ting (fretting), fruit work (fretwork) and fruit ful (fretful). Note: fretwork is a type of ornamental carving. This could work especially well for making puns about carved fruit decorations that are on cakes (very specific, we know). Fruit : We’ll finish this little section off with some fruit-related phrases that could double as puns: “Be fruitful and multiply” and “Bear fruit ” and “Forbidden fruit ” and “ Fruits of your labour” and “Low hanging fruit ” and “The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree.”

: Nuts are actually considered to be fruits, so we’ve got some fruit-related puns here for you: Shell : Nuts are composed of a seed within a shell, so we’ve included some shell-related puns too: Celebration→ Shellebration : As in “After finishing we should have a shellebration .” Sel* → Shell* : If a word starts with “sel” a shell pun can be made by switching it with “shell”. For example: shellection (selection), shellect (select), shelldom (seldom), shellfless (selfless), shellfish (selfish). *sel → *shell : Words ending in “sel” can often be punned upon with “shell”: vesshell (vessel), tasshell (tassel), weashell (weasel), musshell (mussel), etc. *sel* → *shell* : Words containing “sel” can yeild nice puns on “shell”: Hershellf , himshellf , themshellves , itshellf , myshellf , yourshelf , yourshelves , convershelly , counshelling , preshellected , overshelling , undershelling , ushellessely , weashelling . Shall→ Shell : As in “ Shell I compare thee to a summer’s day?” and “He who lives by the sword shell die by the sword.” *cial → *shell : When a word has “cial” as a suffix, this suffix can usually be swapped out for “shell” to create a shell pun: soshell (social), speshell (special), offishell (official), finanshell , commershell , crushell , judishell , artifishell , provinshell , rashell , benefishell , superfishell , fashell , glashell , sacrifishel , antisoshell . Sell → Shell : “How many do we have left to shell ?” Hell → Shell : “The party last night was a shell of a time.”

: Nuts are composed of a seed within a shell, so we’ve included some shell-related puns too: Seed : Nuts are also considered to be seeds, so we’ve got some seed-related puns here for you: *sid* → *seed* : As in, “A walk on the wild seed ,” and “It’s in seed ious (insidious),” and “That, and more be seed s (besides),” and “Where are the re seed ents (residents)?” and “All things con seed ered (considered),” and “Always look on the bright seed of life,” and “Batting for the other seed ,” and “Be on the safe seed ,” and “Born on the wrong seed of the tracks,” and “Cross over to the other seed ,” and “Err on the safe seed ,” and “The flip seed ,” and “ Inseed information,” and “An inseed joke,” and “ Inseed out,” and “A kick up the backseed ,” and “On the plus seed ,” and “On the downseed ,” and “All kidding aseed ,” and “Fall by the wayseed ,” and “A ringseed seat,” and “Take it outseed ,” and “Turn upseed down,” and “Think outseed the box.” Seed : As in, “Gone to seed ,” and “ Seed capital,” and “ Seed money,” and “Plant a seed .” *cid* → *seed* : As in, coin seed (coincide), de seed (decide), fan seed (fancied), germi seed (germicide), and pesti seed (pesticide). *ced* → *seed* seed ar (cedar), con seed (concede), pre seed (precede), super seed (supercede), pre seed ent (precendent). Notes: to : As in,(cedar),(concede),(precede),(supercede),(precendent). Notes: to supercede is to replace. A precedent is an established guide or principle. *ceed → *seed : As in, pro seed , suc seed , ex seed .

: Nuts are also considered to be seeds, so we’ve got some seed-related puns here for you: Can all → Kernel : As in, “You kernel get lost.”

: As in, “You get lost.” Butter : Since it’s very common to make butters out of nuts (almond butter, peanut butter, cashew butter etc), we’ve included butter in this list as well: Barter → Butter : As in, “Trade and butter economy.” Better → Butter : As in, “I’ve got a butter idea” and “Anything you can do, I can do butter ” and “Appealing to your butter judgement” and “My butter half” and “ Butter late than never” and “ Butter luck next time” and “ Butter safe than sorry” and “ Butter than sex” and “ Butter than new” and “I’ve changed for the butter ” and “I couldn’t have said it butter ” and “For butter or worse” and “Get the butter of” and “I should have known butter .” But her → Butter : As in, “ Butter suitcase! It’s been left behind!” (a very specific pun) Patter → Butter : As in, “The pitter butter of little feet.” But → Butter : As in, “ Butter seriously” and “ Butter heads” and “ Butter out” and “Down, butter not out” and “Everything butter the kitchen sink” and “Kick butter ” and “No butters ” and “Last butter not least” and “Gone, butter not forgotten.” Potter → Butter : As in, “Harry Butter ” and “ Buttering about.”

: Since it’s very common to make butters out of nuts (almond butter, peanut butter, cashew butter etc), we’ve included butter in this list as well: Oil : Nut oil is also a very common product, so we’ve included oil-related puns and phrases: I’ll → Oil : As in, “Well, oil be” and “ Oil say!” and “Ask me no questions, oil tell you no lies” and “ Oil be back” and “ Oil never tell” and “You scratch my back and oil scratch yours.” All → Oil : As in “Can’t we oil just get along?” and “ Oil in a day’s work.” and “ Oil part of life’s rich tapestry” and “It’s oil Greek to me.” and “It’s oil downhill form here” and “It’s oil fun and games until someone gets hurt” and “It’s oil gone pear shaped” and “It’s oil good” and “It’s oil good clean fun” and “It’s oil me me me” and “That’s oil well and good, but …” and “ Oil kidding aside, …” and “Above oil , …” and “Against oil odds” and “ Oil shapes and sizes” and “ Oil that glitters is not gold” and “ Oil the rage” and “ Oil the world’s a stage” and “ Oil things being equal” and “ Oil thumbs” and “ Oil’s well that ends well” and “At oil costs” and “By oil appearances” and “By oil accounts” and “Cover oil your bases” and “From oil corners of the globe” and “I haven’t got oil day” and “In oil honesty” and “In oil likelihood” and “It’s oil the same to me” and “Jack of oil trades” and “I don’t know oil the answers” and “Not oil it’s cracked up to be” and “He’s not oil there” and “Once and for oil ” and “Don’t put oil your eggs in one basket” – And there are many more oil puns that can be made along these lines. Aisle → Oil : As in, “Walk down the oil ” and “Cleanup on oil three.” *oil* : Words which contain the “oil” sound (or similar) can be silly oil puns: sp oil ed , sp oils , s oil ed , turm oil , t oil etries , garg oil (gargoyle), f oil , rec oil .

: Nut oil is also a very common product, so we’ve included oil-related puns and phrases: Raw : We have some puns to emphasise and joke about raw nuts: Roar → Raw : As in, “A raw ing trade” and “The mighty lion raws .” Rew* → Raw* : As in, “Your eternal raw ard ” and “An essay raw rite ” and “A raw arding career.” Periwinkle → Pe raw inkle (note: periwinkle is a shade of bluish purple). Row* → Raw* : As in, raw dy (rowdy), raw ing (rowing) and raw boat (rowboat). *rar* → *raw* : As in, “It raw ly (rarely) happens” and “A true raw ity (rarity)” and “ Arbit raw y decisions” and “ Contempo raw ry art” and “Holiday itine raw ry ” and “From the lib raw ry .” Other words you could use: cont raw ry (contrary) and regist raw (registrar). *rer* → *raw* : As in, bea raw (bearer), sorce raw (sorcerer), explo raw (explorer), manufactu raw (manufacturer), labou raw (labourer), lectu raw (lecturer), wande raw (wanderer) and treasu raw (treasurer). *ror* → *raw* : As in, “Look in the mi rraw ” and “A holy ter raw ” and “The empe raw ‘s new clothes” and “Margin of er raw (error)” and “A mask of hor raw ” and “ Au raw ra borealis.” *rau* → *raw* : As in, “A raw cous (raucous) party” and “ Raw nchy videos” and “ F raw t (fraught) with danger” and “Arrested for fr aw d ” and “Feeling dist rawt (distraught).” Other words you could use: t raw ma (trauma), hyd raw lic (hydraulic), f raw dulent (fraudulent) and ma raw der (marauder). *raw* : With these puns, you can simply emphasise the “raw” in certain words: d raw , withd raw , st raw , red raw , d raw er , c raw l , withd raw al , brawl and drawn . Round* → Rawnd* : As in, “ Raw nd and raw nd ” and “In a raw ndabout way.”

: We have some puns to emphasise and joke about raw nuts: Roast : So we can make puns about roasted nuts, we have some roast-related puns here for you: Rest → Roast : As in, “At roast ,” and “Come to roast ,” and “A cut above the roast ,” and “Eternal roast ,” and “For the roast of us,” and “For the roast of your life,” and “Give it a roast,” and “I roast my case,” and “Laid to roast ,” and “No roast for the wicked” and “ Roast assured,” and “The roast is history,” and “You’ve seen the roast .” Arrest → A roast : As in “You are under a roast .” and “He was charged with resisting a roast. ” and “Citizen’s a roast .” *rest → *roast : As in, “In the inte roast of justice,” and “Make it inte roast ing ,” and “ Nea roast and dea roast ,” and “Mud w roast ling ,” and “On the croast of a wave,” and “Imitation is the since roast form of flattery,” and “May you live in inte roast ing times.” *rust* → *roast* : As in, “ Roastle (rustle) up,” and “Upper croast (crust),” and “Don’t troast (trust) anyone,” and “ Troast is a two-way street.”

: So we can make puns about roasted nuts, we have some roast-related puns here for you: Allegory → Allergy: As in, “A political allergy .”

Nut-Related Words

To help you come up with your own nut puns, here’s a list of related words to get you on your way. If you come up with any new puns or related words, please feel free to share them in the comments!

types: nut, peanut, almond, chestnut, brazil, hazelnut, macadamia, cashew, acorn, almond, pecan, pistachio, walnut, pine, candlenut, kola, palm, betel, coconut, butternut, heartnut, gingko, bunya, soybean

general: fruit, shell, seed, kernel, butter, oil, raw, roasted, snack, allergy, hickory

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