So. I have not gotten the gift. My birthday is at the same time as arbitrary day so it turns out the gift was from my girlfriend who is out of town! Whoooops!!! Sorry gifter for the confusion!!!!! Im sure you're gift will rule though :)

UPDATED:

So I got a wonderfully set of made drinking vessels. A beer glass (looks like a pilsner glass) with the Reddit alien hand-crafted onto it! I also got a cool mug with a mustache on it so that the world can see my gnarly mustache when I sip my beverages and scoff in its general direction. Add a ton of free subway sandwich coupons (might have just been for packing...) and a VERY thoughtful hand-written letter (with a quote from Twain about how awesome New Orleans is). Thanks so much for making this a wonderful arbitrary day :)