Ladies, ladies, behave, don't all come queuing up to message me.

Hey, no pushing, give her some space.

Fine, you got through the initial cringe, good on you. I am a 31 year old guy from Europe. I will say more if we actually start speaking, that is if not everyone has left already. I am in short a bit of a loser, but I am aware that it is my fault, nobody else's. My internet game is pretty high but in real life I am not really looking for a relation, I already pushed away the one I really truly loved.

I am 'smart', and by that I mean I can recount the names of famous thinkers and generally what they said but if you scratch below the surface I know little about them. I know bits and pieces about many countries but all of it is super impressive to those unknowing of the real issues. Just a heads up, that means that if you are impressed by my knowledge then... well... I am sorry to tell you, you are not very smart :(, but feel free to use my pseudointellect in conversations with your equals. I am sure their opinion of you will rise while real smart people look at you in disdain and post everything you say on media on Reddit to mock you.

I like history, gaming, talking to pretty women, staying off the internationally wanted terrorist list and like I said pseudophilosophy.

I am looking for a girl to chat with, maybe naughty, well hopefully naughty. I am quite conservative in real life and in many of my opinions around love and sexuality, but online I am just a big whopping hypocrite, be prepared to accept that I am going to leave you staggered at my obvious lack of concern for my own convictions. I am not really into women of my own background, there is no real pc way to say this, but not a biggie on Western women? As in, Western looking. Did I say that in a way that makes sense? Is it bad of me to ask that? Probably, brandish the pitchforks. African women, Asian, middle Eastern, south Asian, it's all good. If you are Western and you like to chat that is fine, but I am honest Abe about this.

So, in short, I am a disappointment, but if you think otherwise, feel free to message me :)