Log ID: 3301|042 Participants: Dr. Westrin and Junior Researcher Kim, D-1886 and Dr. Messer Game Board: Dr. Jones' Locker Winner: Dr. Westrin and Junior Researcher Kim Victory Condition: MR. ESCHATOLOGY Difficulty Setting: Maksur Runtime: 25h 17m 28s Payout: $216,145 Game Summary: Each player received a gunshot wound upon entering. However, instead of a random location, each player was shot in their left eye. Eyepatches manifested near their vicinity, which they eventually put on. Each team started on a beach on an island in the middle of a large body of water. No other land is seen by the players. Dr Westrin draws the card "Deep Below The Reef", which allows him access to a secret area of the game board. A loud foghorn is heard in the distance, and a large sunken cargo ship appears at the beach. Dr. Messer immediately plays the card "Starry Night", which reduces visibility of everyone in the area. This allows Dr. Messer to draw and play a card, which is revealed to be "Lost Love at Sea". Another foghorn, this time slightly louder, is heard in the distance, and two boats appear that try and attempt to hinder Dr. Westrin's advancement to the cargo ship. While this plays out, D-1886 plays green card "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", which summons an oil tanker off the coast of the island. Another foghorn is heard, even louder than the last, in the distance once more. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald prepares to destroy the cargo ship. JR Kim plays the card "Yin-Yang", which allows the user to play two divine beings in one turn. With this, she summons the supreme divine card "The Great Leviathan". Due to its immense size, it causes the nearby terrain to change; mountains, crevices, and large earthquakes appear on the island and volcanic activity begins to rise. JR Kim also plays a supreme divine card called "The Eel". The Eel and The Great Leviathan charge at D-1886 and the oil tanker, instantly annihilating them both. Dr. Westrin successfully makes it to the cargo ship, and finds a small lockbox inside. Opening the lockbox, Dr. Westrin discovers the supreme divine card "The S-C-P-S Midnight Jacket", and immediately plays it. One last foghorn is heard in the distance, and a supremely large wormhole is seen at an unknown distance. A large metal spacecraft is seen exiting the wormhole. It is currently theorized that the spacecraft was approximately the size of Manhattan. An unidentified object around the size of a human is seen being detached from the spacecraft, which appears to be an escape pod. Once it lands on the island, an entity exits it. The entity appears as an extremely large orangutan in stereotypical sailor's clothes, smoking a pipe, and holding a finished Rubik's Cube in their hand. A necklace is seen around their neck. The entity speaks through American Sign Language, and speaks with the players for a short time. After 15 minutes, the entity reenters the escape pod. It begins to fly back into the spacecraft. Eventually, several large objects that resemble anchors are shot out of the spacecraft and begin to impale The Eel and The Great Leviathan, and begin to drag them up into the craft. Immediately afterwards, the game ends and Dr. Westrin and Junior Researcher Kim are rewarded the "Mr. ESCHATOLOGY" win-condition.

Notable Cards Drawn:

Card Color: Red Card Title: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Subtitle: Do not come near, lest your boat be your own tomb.



Type: Structure Description: A giant oil tanker, which instantly destroys all ships that come near it. Comes equipped with other weaponry for other types of enemies, such as harpoons, cannons, torpedoes, etc. Stats: 15 ATK / 85 DEF / 30 HP

Card Color: Orange Card Title: The S.C.P.S Midnight Jacket Subtitle: The Terror of the Seas Type: Supreme Divine Description: Dead Foundations Write No Tales Stats: ?? ATK / ?? DEF / ?? HP

Audio Recording Transcript Excerpts

[BEGIN LOG] Dr. Westrin: Jesus Christ, I've gone blind! D-1886: Ah, fuck! W-why the fuck did they have to shoot my eye. Junior Researcher Kim: It shot my eye too. The hell.. Dr. Westrin: Look, here are some eyepatches. Dr. Messer: Yeah, this was definitely done on purpose, especially considering we're on an island in the middle of the ocean. Yar har, I guess.

Dr. Westrin: Damn, look at the size of that ship. I'm going over. JR Kim: Er, did you just hear that lou- Dr. Messer: (In the distance) Oh no you ain't. Take this! JR Kim: Fucking shit, it's pitch black. Dr. Westrin: I can still see the ship. Cover my back, I'm going over. (Two small boats appear on the shore. They begin to charge at Dr. Westrin.) JR Kim: I swear I can hear something over in the dist- (One of the boats successfully rams Dr. Westrin, he is flung over near the cargo ship. The boats appear to face towards Kim.) JR Kim: Shit.

Dr. Messer: 1886, do you have anything to destroy the cargo ship. I've distracted them for now. D-1886: Yeah, hold on a sec. (Pause) Here we go. (D-1886 plays the card.) Dr. Messer: Did you hear that? It sounds like a foghorn. D-1886: Did ya say something, I was staring at the giant ass ship that just appeared in front of us.

JR Kim: (Draws a card.) Oooh-ho-hoo, hope you guys are ready to get demolished. (The Great Leviathan and The Eel appear behind her) JR Kim: Let's see you kill these guys. (Dr. Messer is seen quickly running away from The Wreck and D-1886) D-1886: Shit.