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Economic Advisor: Mr. President, I...Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't know you were busy... President Nixon: No, Paul, come on in. Mike, this is my economic advisor...Paul, Mike here is an actual college student... Advisor: Student, ha! Do any of you ever study anymore? Personally, I think a college diploma today isn't worth the paper it's printed on! Mike: That's funny - I feel much the same way about the dollar.