Primaris Space Marine By Theocrata Watch

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Somewhere in a secret games workshop underground facility:



Person1: Okay guys we need a new idea to make more overpriced figures.

Person2: How about we give some untended xeno faction some love?

Person1: FUCK YOU!

Person2: I have this idea about some tech priest coming up with a way to fuse necromunda with human flesh after researching the cropse of Ferrus Manus which is secretley hidden on mars. We could add some new units to the skitarrii based on this while writing some story about a Mechanicus Dragon heresy which attempts to install the Void Dragon as humanity new ruler instead of the God Emperor.

Person1: FUCK YOU EVEN MORE!

Person2: Alright, how about this, we change the models of the space marines so they won't look like plastic toys? That way every space marine players has to rebuy every infantry unit?

Person1: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA SUCK COCK? WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WE DON'T RELEASE NICE THINGS AT THIS COMPANY?

Matt Ward: I know what about.... bigger space marines?

Person1: Jesus Matt.... you are a genius!

Matt: ...and we could make them ULTRAMARINES BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST!!!

Person1: I can't handle this anymore I must gave you seom premium, you are a truly an essential part of the company.



You may ask why did I do this picture if I find the idea of "BIGGURSPESHMERIN" retarded and just wanted to whine about it.

Well I just wanted to whine. Also I think the new helmet is a step into the rigth direction, also I want the Matt Ward audience.



I thinked about naming this piece MEGA SMURF but it might have been too misleading.

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Published : May 20, 2017