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Some fun before we all chip in where we can. Much of this was from others that get credit.

COVID comes to Pathology

00:00 - 00:03 It is finally happening here.

00:04 - 00:05 There are too many COVID patients.

00:05 - 00:07 All departments converting to covid units.

00:08 - 00:12 All the GI and Cardiology fellows have been drafted.

00:12 - 00:15 Even psychiatrists are seeing covid cases.

00:17 - 00:19 We're protected in Pathology

00:19 - 00:21 They need us to run the SARS CoV2 PCR

00:24 - 00:26 Dr. Fuhrer,

00:27 - 00:28 we are...

00:31 - 00:33 we are being sent to medicine floors

00:34 - 00:36 and the ER

00:53 - 00:58 Medical students, PAs, Lab techs leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 HOW DO I TREAT PNEUMONIA AN H&E STAIN

01:15 - 01:17 IMMUNOHISTOCHEMISTRY

01:18 - 01:23 WHO GRADING

01:25 - 01:28 FINDING LYMPH NODES IN A LUNG WEDGE

01:29 - 01:31 RUNNING THE BOWEL AT AUTOPSY

01:31 - 01:34 DON'T THEY KNOW WE'RE BUSY

01:34 - 01:37 DIAGNOSING ANOTHER DAMN TUBULAR ADENOMA

01:37 - 01:40 THEY EXPECT US TO DO A SOAP NOTE

01:40 - 01:42 But this is what we signed up for. It's our calling.

01:42 - 01:46 DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR STETHOSCOPE IS?

01:46 - 01:48 I bought a bluetooth one just for this.

01:48 - 01:52 YOU BETTER HAVE NOT PUT THAT ON YOUR BOOK FUND

01:53 - 01:54 I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EKG,

01:56 - 01:57 WHAT EVEN IS THE "K"?,

01:57 - 02:00 OK, I KNOW BECAUSE I'M GERMAN

02:00 - 02:03 COAGULATION CASCADE WON'T HELP US NOW

02:04 - 02:08 AGAINST THIS GODDAMN VIRUS

02:08 - 02:13 WHAT EVEN IS PEEP?

02:14 - 02:16 IS IS SOMETHING TO DO WITH FORCED AIR TO FILL UP THE LUNGS

02:17 - 02:21 DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER PHYSIOLOGY? FRANK-STARLING!?

02:27 - 02:29 have any of us ever written a prescription

02:30 - 02:34 I PURGED MY MIND AFTER STEP 3

02:34 - 02:36 I DIDN'T EVEN DO AN INTERNSHIP

02:41 - 02:42 STRAIGHT INTO BIOPSIES

02:43 - 02:47 LAB MANAGMENT, MOLECULAR DIAGNOSTICS

02:48 - 02:53 COUNTING FUCKING GLOMERULI

02:54 - 02:56 FOR THOSE TRANSPLANT SURGEONS

02:56 - 02:59 PROVIDING A FROZEN SECTION DIAGNOSIS

03:00 - 03:02 FOR A BRAIN TUMOR WHEN THE...

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, they just want to know if they are in the tumor

03:14 - 03:16 neurosurgeon gives you a biopsy in 1mm greatest dimension...

03:19 - 03:23 You say just do a smear and forget the frozen

03:25 - 03:26 then you miss the fucking architecture of an ependymoma

03:31 - 03:33 Then you call back into the OR

03:40 - 03:46 and the surgeon isn't even in the room.

03:46 - 03:49 We'll have to cancel 4pm liver rounds