14 People Who Are Adorably Mistaken About How Apps Works

Recently, we discovered that A LOT of people think the App Store page for Yelp is actually the Yelp app itself. Really! People are leaving reviews of random restaurants and nail salons on the App Store. It's delightful. Check it out now if you don’t believe us, or you can just scroll down this page right here for some of our favorites:

(1.) People leave reviews for all sorts of things on the App Store page. Mostly restaurants, such as this one, which you should only eat at if you want an Obama 3rd term:

(2.) There's also this highly specific review of a "purchase." It's from a "great place."

(3.) There are also reviews of parking lots:

(4.) And can services.

(Poor can driver, he's probably wondering why that nice lady never left him a review on Yelp. “This is why I still drive a can,” he’ll say. "Some days I wonder if my dream of driving a jar will ever come true.")

(5.) And the Glendora Post Office, which appears to be mired in a series of nefarious cover-ups.

(6.) And then there's this review of Flight 92, airline unspecified. The reviewer mentions it was a Florida flight, but, really, we already knew that. I mean, “What are we all supposed to be…. stupid?”

(7.) Sometimes it’s not even a business that people are reviewing. Sometimes they just review other people. For instance, this Karen bitch, who is just the worst:

(8.) Or this reviewer's dining companion(s):

(9.) But the reviews of other people aren’t always negative. For instance, Pat Kramer left this shining review of Pat Kramer.

(To be fair, Pat IS getting the attention of the media right now, as promised.)

(10.) Some of the reviews are very mysterious. For instance, Joe and Betty have many of something, but this reviewer is not about to spoil the surprise for you.

(11.) What does this even mean???

(12.) This review could easily be the beginning of a murder mystery novel. Title: "Door Locked, People Inside"

(13.) This review is more of a ghost mystery. Title: "My Dog and I Both Felt It"

(14.) Other times, the reviewers are just frustrated at how stupid some people can be! I mean, is it really so hard to follow directions?

Some people just don't use common sense when writing reviews!