I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Sissy look at me in my pretty Vet” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world.



You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Vet, son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Grade A Bad Ass. From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Z06 Corvette.



So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.



This baby’s pulse is pumping 5.7 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her 8 Cylinder nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is no metro feminine automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can’t handle your short-throw stick shifter, or reach the clutch pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.

If you are looking for the kind of Vet that is nice and quiet then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has a aftermarket exhaust and custom air cleaners.



And forget about putting one of those “Tree Hugger” stickers on this machine cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . …real quick. I keep a sticker on the back that says “EARTH FIRST we’ll strip mine the rest of the planets later”.



If you think you’re ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this Vett you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked….



1. More chest hair.

2. You’re growing a beard.

3. Meat Only Diet.

4. T-Rex for a pet.

5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.

6. Penis enlargement.

7. Catch more fish.

8. Wire bristled toothbrush.

9. Sex in the yard.

10. Sex in the garage.

11. All male offspring.

12. Chiseled jaw line.

13. Not giving a damn.

14. Flesh turning to steel.

15. Higher salary

16. Promotions.

17. Better looking wives.

18. Better looking mistresses.

19. More golfing

20. More killing stuff.

21. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.

22. More tools in your garage.

23. Bigger TV

24. Wife takes out the trash

25. Wife brings trash can in from road.

26. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.

27. Wife stocks fridge with beer.

28. Chuck Norris.

29. John McCain

30. Steaks for dinner.

31. Winning the Lottery.

32. Women on the side.

33. Building shit out of stone.

34. Riding Lawn Mower.

35. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.

36. Bar Fights.

37. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen’s Club.

38. Craftsman Tools.

39. Jay Bisset.

40. Welding stuff.

41. Digging holes.

42. Huge Piece of meat.



Give your wife back her purse.



Sounds good doesn’t it?



This Corvette has carried me through 120,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “Ronin″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this muscle machine has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And I'll handle the rest.



But if you think you’re going to get to whip this mule you better pony up 25K. . .American Cash. I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it.



Hunter gunman@cfl.rr.com Phone: 407 421 1599