When I saw the poster cylinder with Reddit arrows on it, I thought that my (incredibly thoughtful and awesome) santa had just sent me some rando poster for my res room. Little did I know that it contained:

1 - Sculpted Clay Narwhal (sans tusk, but customs probably confiscated the ivory)

1 - Sculpted Clay Piece of Bacon!!!

1 - Card with springy heads of every TF2 Class that says:

" Happy Christmas Tim!! This used to be a card but it didn't fit in the tube.. Just pretend OK? =) Hope you like the poster, I turned my favorite of your bagpipe pics into a vector version, with a... couple of modifications! ;) The narwhal will guard you while you sleep - He's very fierce! May you never run out of bacon! "

AND!!

1 - Daft Punk / Me Bagpiping Poster!!!

Daft Punk are fucking gods, and this poster is beyond sick!! Putting one of Guy-Manuels helmet and funka-fying the original picture of me bagpiping ( http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs219.snc3/22669_304542982088_295819877088_3312491_2746299_n.jpg ), this is probably the coolest and most thoughtful (or possibly the result of successful stalking) gift I have ever received!! The quality of the editing, printing, and laminating is fucking phenomenal! Thank you secret santa, whoever you are, maybe I should come to Dublin to thank you in person!

Also I am eagerly expecting the ent-related gift that you, YourFriendlyStalker, said was in the mail! I'm retardedly stoked!! The poster is going to look awesome in my dorm room, and I will legitimately have this on display for as long as I can! Merry Christmas!!

P.S. edit: I would kill for the digital version of this!!!