To win over consumers, game publishers will say some amazing things. They'll use all sorts of flowery, meaningless language to paper over a game's flaws or their questionable business decisions.Here are some of the most common words you'll see tossed around in official announcements from gaming companies, along with their real meaning:- "Our game uses the real brand names for firearms."- "SurlyBillReviewsGamesAndHamburgers.blogspot.com gave our game five stars!"- "You'll spend half the game watching cutscenes."- "Your character forgot to shave."- [jerk-off motion]- "It's a video game."- "Our game has an orchestral soundtrack."- "The game won't be released on a rival console but it will probably be released on PC ."- "Yes, you can spend an almost unlimited amount of money on in-game items that will make the game easier and potentially more fun but HEY LOOK OVER THERE!"- "Our game is finished except for the 3GB day-one patch ."- "Players will meet prostitutes."- "It's a racing game."- "There's a first-person camera and you see your character's hands when you're vaulting over obstacles."- "You can be a warrior, mage or rogue."- "So many prostitutes."- "You'll spend 10 minutes running or driving to your next mission. Also, we hid a bunch of Faberge eggs throughout the game that you can find for an achievement."- "You're going to fight a dwarf ."- "Give us money before the reviews arrive."- "Our game costs $60."- "We're laying off a ton of people."- "We're laying off a ton of people and now making mobile games ."- "Remember that game you liked from the nineties? We made a shooter based on it."- "Remember that game you liked from 2007? Pay $40 for better lighting."- "This shooter's cover system is as momentous as the forcible overthrow of a government."- "The graphics are sub-par and there are no checkpoints."- "You've already gambled $60 on this game being good so why not gamble another $40 on the DLC?"- "Retailers bought one million copies of our game at a discount but customers haven't bought all of them them yet. We're hoping no one knows the difference."- "Our new game is kind of like a sequel to an award-winning series but we don't want to get sued. Please donate to our Kickstarter."- "This sequel can be played with fewer buttons than previous games in the series."- "Our Season Pass is a great deal because it's cheaper than buying DLC packs individually. Let's ignore the fact that not buying DLC packs is even cheaper."- "Be prepared to fight demon babies."- "There's one good level in our game and we showed it off at E3."Did we miss any good ones? Let us know in the comments below.