Usually in this post I try to design some (not-so) clever competitive framework that allows the various streaming services to compete against one another based upon what shows they add or lose in a given month. The kind of thing where I say that Amazon getting Small Wonder is a bigger win than Netflix debuting Stranger Things, for example. (The degree to which one agrees with these takes can vary depending on age or taste, except for this example which is empirically correct because everybody knows that a terrible ‘80s sitcom about a robotic girl is way better than one of Netflix’s best shows in years.)

This month, however, there’s not really a need to go through that kind of breakdown. There are shining moments here and there — Netflix is getting The African Queen and Boyhood for example, while HBO Now will be getting the original two Tim Burton Batman films — but the competition is pretty much over once you see Amazon Prime's list. It doesn’t just include movies like Fletch and Creed, which would be pretty big gets in a normal month. Amazon Prime Streaming is also getting Rocky I through IV, and more importantly, the entire pre-Daniel Craig James Bond library. That includes Sean Connery classics like Dr. No, where you can uncomfortably shift in your seat at the regressive and sexist portrayals of women, A View to a Kill, where you can shiver at the dated (but undeniably catchy) synth flair of Duran Duran’s theme song, or Goldeneye, which you probably know better as the inspiration for a video game you use to play a lot.

Just as simple cultural artifacts, the Bond films are worth visiting, both as a (sometimes mind-boggling) reminder of what was once considered totally acceptable behavior in populist, popcorn entertainment — and for the context to understand how today’s Bond could even be considered slightly progressive.

Coming to Netflix

November 1st

The African Queen

Alfie

Bob the Builder: White Christmas

Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh

The Confessions of Thomas Quick

Cujo

The Doors

The Heartbreak Kid

Jetsons: The Movie

King’s Faith

Love, Now

Norman Lear: Just Another Version of You

Pervert Park

Ravenous

Stephen King’s Thinner

Tales from the Darkside: The Movie

Thomas & Friends: A Very Thomas Christmas

Thomas & Friends: Holiday Express

Thomas & Friends: Merry Winter Wish

Thomas & Friends: The Christmas Engines

Thomas & Friends: Ultimate Christmas

November 2nd-15th

Dough

Food Choices

Meet the Blacks

The Crown, season 1

Dana Carvey: Straight White Male, 60

The Ivory Game

Just Friends

World of Winx, season 1

Danger Mouse, season 2

All Hail King Julien, season 4

Case, season 1

Estocolmo, season 1

Roman Empire: Reign of Blood, season 1

Tales by Light, season 1

True Memoirs of An International Assassin

Under the Sun

Take Me to the River

Chalk It Up

Carter High

Dieter Nuhr: Nuhr in Berlin

K-POP Extreme Survival, season 1

Men Go to Battle

The Missing Ingredient: What is the Recipe for Success?

November 16th-18th

The 100, season 3

Burn After Reading

Jackass 3.5: The Unrated Movie

Paddington (2014)

Lovesick, season 2

Paranoid, season 1

The Battle of Midway

Beat Bugs, season 2

Colin Quinn: The New York Story

Divines

Prelude to War

San Pietro

Sour Grapes

Thunderbolt

Tunisian Victory

Undercover: How to Operate Behind Enemy Lines

Why We Fight: The Battle of Russia

WWII: Report from the Aleutians

November 22nd-30th

Mercy

Penguins: Spy in the Huddle, season 1

3%, season 1

Boyhood

Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life

Michael Che Matters

Silver Skies

Ghost Team

I Dream Too Much

The Jungle Book

Level Up

Traded

Leaving Netflix

November 1st

The Addams Family

Almost Famous

Angel Heart

Barnyard

Bratz: The Movie

The ‘Burbs

Can’t Hardly Wait

Chuck, seasons 1-5

The Core

Deliverance

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Echelon Conspiracy

Eight Crazy Nights

Empire State

Equilibrium

Escape to Witch Mountain

The Family Man

Fatal Attraction

Fresh

Get Rich or Die Tryin’

The Holiday

Into the Wild

Kangaroo Jack

Legally Blonde

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

Major League

Mansfield Park

Meet Joe Black

Mel Brooks: Make a Noise

Open Season

Open Season 2

Open Season 3

Patton Oswalt: My Weakness Is Strong

Powerpuff Girls, seasons 1-6

Rounders

Scream 2

Sex: My British Job

Shameless, series 1-10 (UK)

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Something’s Gotta Give

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

Spy Game

The Sum of All Fears

Total Drama World Tour

Underground: The Julian Assange Story

Urban Cowboy

Varsity Blues

What Women Want

November 2nd-15th

The English Teacher

Gigli (2003)

The Homesman

Quartet

Seal Team 8: Behind Enemy Lines

Naked Among Wolves

November 16th-30th

The American

Let’s Go to Prison

Tracers

The Boxtrolls

Scenic Route

Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors

The Boondocks, seasons 1-4

Chowder, seasons 1-3

Courage the Cowardly Dog, seasons 1-4

Uncle Grandpa, season 1

Robin Hood (1973)

Stuck in Love

xXx (2002)

Coming to Amazon Prime Video

November 1st

A View to a Kill

The Addams Family

Addams Family Values

Barbershop

Be Cool

Courage Mountain

Death at a Funeral

Deterrence

Diamonds are Forever

Die Another Day

Dr. No

Enter The Ninja

Erin Brockovich

Fatal Attraction

Fletch

For Your Eyes Only

From Russia with Love

Get Shorty

Goldeneye

Goldfinger

Good Advice

Happily N’Ever After

Happily N’Ever After 2: Snow White

Legally Blonde

Licence to Kill

Live and Let Die

Major League

Man with the Golden Gun

Matilda

Meet Joe Black

Mermaids

Moonraker

Never Say Never Again

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Rocky

Rocky II

Rocky III

Rocky IV

Rocky V

Rollerball (1975)

Rollerball (2002)

Rounders

Shadows and Fog

Terms of Endearment

The Conversation

The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane

The Living Daylights

The Spy Who Loved Me

The Switch

The World Is Not Enough

Thunderball

Tomorrow Never Dies

Top Secret!

Up in the Air

Urban Cowboy

You Only Live Twice

November 5th-15th

The Night Manager, season 1

A Monster with a Thousand Heads

Steve McQueen: The Man & Le Mans

The Haunting in Connecticut

Flesh And Bone , season 1

, season 1 Red Oaks, season 2

Green Room

Almost Holy

The Royals, season 2

November 17th-30th

Miss you Already

Patton Oswalt: Comedy Plus Tragedy Equals Time

Grantchester, season 2

The Grand Tour, season 1

Creed

Son of Rambow

Diablo

No Stranger than Love

Outlaws & Angels

The One I Love

Coming to HBO Now

November 1st

Insidious: Chapter 3

Paper Moon

All the President’s Men

AVPR: Aliens vs. Predator Requiem

Batman

Batman & Robin

Batman Forever

Batman Returns

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 2

Batman: Under the Red Hood

Batman: Year One

Being There

Blast from the Past

Hitman

King Ralph

Matchstick Men

Minority Report

Miracle on 34th Street

Old School (extended cut, 1973)

The Color of Money

The Dead Pool

The Divergent Series: Insurgent

The Sand Pebbles

The Young Messiah

Mal de ojo (aka Evil Eye)

November 2nd-12th

Hitman: Agent 47

Millie and the Lords

How to be Single,

Def Comedy Jam, seasons 7 and 8

Underfire: The Untold Story of PFC. Tony Vaccaro

Quiero ser fiel (aka Why Do Men Cheat?)

The Divergent Series: Allegiant

All Def Comedy

November 18th-28th

Victor Manuelle: Que suenen los tambores

Race

Marathon: The Patriots Day Bombing

Eddie the Eagle

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Mariela Castro’s March: Cuba’s Sexual Revolution

Patria o Muerte: Cuba, Fatherland or Death

Leaving HBO Now

November 30th