There are no words (Picture: Getty)

Everyone’s had to put up with their housemates’ annoying habits or OTT escapades.

But for this guy, there are no words.

The unidentified man was evicted from his Weston home for stuffing a pasty with his own poo, cooking it in the communal oven and eating it.

*Dry heaves*


He was living in a home provided through a scheme with Chapter 1 – a charity providing affordable housing.

His flatmate was initially so freaked out by his antics that she crashed on a friend’s sofa most nights. Then poo-gate happened.

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She said: ‘He moved in and it was all fine for a month. He was smoking weed in the house but that was the only problem we had.

‘He was leaving one day and there was an awful smell in the kitchen so I went in and checked it out.

‘I checked in the bin and I opened the oven because he had put some food in there and you could see a pasty filled with poo. I was horrified. I just puked up. I was heaving.’

When she questioned what he was cooking, he said it was his ‘magic sauce’. She said: ‘It was definitely poo. He took it out and he ate it.

‘How could we be expected to cook in that kitchen after that?’

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A spokesman from Chapter 1 said: ‘Chapter 1 is very sorry the woman has experienced this problem.

‘It has been very unfortunate. For the person in question we have been liaising with other statutory organisations regarding his welfare but are also aware with the impact on the other people in the house.’