Hillary Clinton is laughing uncontrollably at millions of gullible liberals right now as we type these words

If you're going to commit mass fraud against the American electorate, it's important to have someone cover your rear.

Hillary Clinton knows this, and so she made sure that a proper candidate for DNC chair was found to replace interim liar and cheater and loyal bootlicker "Donna Brazile". As you might recall, Brazile stepped in for Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Clinton's 2008 campaign chairwoman. Debbie used her position of power and influence to plot night and day against Vermont hippie Bernie Sanders. Sadly, Schultz was forced to resign after it became clear that the DNC was operating as a Clinton campaign office during the primaries.

A historic moment

But that's all water under the bridge. "Forward!"

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your next DNC Chair, Tom Perez:

Please clap.

Described by respected pundits as a "loyal technocrat", Perez is the first Latino — and third Clinton lackey — to lead the Democratic Party. (We're not including Tim Kaine, even though we probably should.)

Oh, and there's also this:

New #DNCChair Tom Perez: 18 Podesta Emails show him working for Hillary Clinton against Bernie Sanders https://t.co/o0XxbtSnK2 — WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) February 25, 2017

They never learn, do they?