pants: WELL I'M BORED pants: SOMEBODY ENTERTAIN ME pants: IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE pants: IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE pants: A DICKLICKING SESSION IN PROGRESS pants: WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO spigot: I WILL SEE YOUR HONK AND RAISE YOU A BONK spigot: AND SOMETHING INVOLVING A DONK??? A CHONK??? WHATEVER IS MORE RACIST