Yes, that’s right. The “Divorce Industry”. There is an actual industry dedicated to making large sums of money off of people’s divorces. A 50 billion dollar industry to be exact. Unfortunately, I’m not too shocked about this one. What I was shocked about, however, was the amount of people that are using these “services”.

I’m sure you’ve seen something similar before. Ugly sashes, party favors, and penis straws, but no. This is not a bachelorette party. This is a “divorce party”. People are now throwing huge parties for when their divorces have been finalized.

(not sure what the hanger is for, but let’s just hope she’s not pregnant)

How about your very own custom divorce cake? In the same style as your wedding cake, only more…divorcey.

But where will you find that special venue to host your epic “divorce party”? No need to worry. We’ve got venues exclusively for divorce parties. You’re welcome.

Need custom divorce party invitations? We’ve got those too!



Are you stressed out from all of the lawyer’s fees and paperwork? No need to worry! Come to the “Divorce Hotel” and $5,000 later you’ll walk out feeling refreshed, renewed, and…divorced. That’s right folks! In between meetings with you and your soon to be ex-spouse’s lawyers, you can relax at the spa, or go for a walk on the picturesque grounds. We’ll even throw in some free “swag” so you can proudly alert passers by that you are now divorced…and the hotel gets free advertising.

Don’t forget to wear the proper “divorce party” attire.

How do we put a stop to this madness? End the marriage industry that started the whole thing to begin with. This isn’t to say people shouldn’t be married to each other, but when you involve the state in your personal affairs, it never ends well.

Below is a recent documentary done by Vice on the Divorce Industry. Trigger warning: Intense sleaziness may lead to feelings of nausea.