- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

- WHY DID THEY HAVE US PUT ONLONG UNDERWEAR?

- WELL, I GUESS IN WRESTLING,

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKEOUR OWN OUTFIT

AND THEN WEAR IT OVER THIS.

- OH.YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.

- ALL RIGHT, SO DID EVERYONESETTLE ON THEIR WRESTLING NAMES?

- I DID!I'M THE RAD RUSSIAN!

I COME FROM RUSSIA TO CRUSHYOUR PUNY CAPITALIST HEAD!

- ALL RIGHT, BOYS!

I'M REALLY GLAD TO SEEWE HAVE SOME NEW RECRUITS

INTERESTED IN THE FINE SPORTOF "WRASSLING"!

- COOL!- LET'S DO THIS!

- NOW, THE FIRST THINGWE'RE GONNA LEARN TODAY

ARE THE FUNDAMENTALWRASSLING HOLDS.

LET'S GET SOME VOLUNTEERS.

WHY DON'T YOUCOME OVER HERE, YOUNG MAN?

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?- THE RAD RUSSIAN.

- WHAT?

- YOU CAPITALIST SWINE,I'LL CRUSH YOU!

- OKAY, UH, JUST GO AHEADAND GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES.

- HUH?

- JUST DOWN--DOWN ON THE FLOOR.

HANDS AND KNEES.

- OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT.AND NOW HOW ABOUT YOU?

YOUR NAME IS?- TRICERATOPS!

- UH, ALL RIGHT.COME ON OVER HERE.

I'M GONNA POSITION YOUIN THE OFFICIAL

WRASSLING STARTING POSITION.

HERE WE GO...

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

- NOW JUST REACHAROUND HIM HERE.

GOOD.

- DUDE--DUDE--DUDE!WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

- GET BACK ON THE FLOOR.

I'M TEACHING YOU THE STARTINGPOSITION OF WRASSLING!

- THAT'S NOT WRESTLING, DUDE.THAT'S FUCKING GAY!

- YEAH. WHAT ARE YOU,A CHILD MOLESTER?

- WHERE'S ALL THE COOL COSTUMESAND JUMPING OFF ROPES AND STUFF?

- OH, NOT THIS AGAIN.

LET ME GUESS,

YOU JUST WENT TO THAT STUPIDWWE SHOW IN DENVER LAST NIGHT!

all: YEAH!

- UGH!THE WWE IS NOT WRASSLING!

THAT'S A BUNCHOF FAKE BULL CRAP!

HOW STUPID ARE YOU?

REAL WRASSLING, BOYS,IS THIS.

- WELL, THIS ISFUCKING LAME, DUDE.

LET'S GET THE HELLOUT OF HERE, GUYS.

- YEAH, THIS GUY PROBABLY WANTSTO TAKE PICTURES OF US NAKED.

- I GOT HALF A MIND TO REPORT--REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE, SIR!

- ARGH!