How does a runt of a reindeer

Son of a doe and a dumb buck get stuck

in the middle of a magical lil’ spot in the Arctic region

by providence is punished with a red nose

Grow up to be the hero of the North Pole?

The stop motion, little puppet w/no puppet master

got a lot faster by flying in skies vaster

floating like a jedi master,

nose glowin like a laser blaster

It’s so lame – they kept him out of every reindeer game.