Something old, something hooved.

Couples getting married around Portland, Oregon, or Vancouver, Washington, can rent llamas in formal attire for their weddings.

Yes, the Mtn Peaks Therapy Llamas & Alpaca provides professional party animals starting at $200 and $300 for two, which will go up depending on how far the festive Rojo, Smokey, Diego and Jean-Pierre have to travel, and how long they’ll be entertaining guests.

But the craziest part is that the fancy four-legged guests arrive dressed to thrill in tiny top hats and bridal veils, floral garlands and even jeweled cuffs around their ankles.

“Always decorated to compliment, our llamas can easily handle all ages, and any size of crowd!” boasts the website. “More than just entertainment, we provide a unique interactive experience for your guests, that most have never experienced before, and smiles that will last forever!”

The organization has yet to respond to requests for comment. Full prices are available on request, but all proceeds from such special events fund the organization’s animal therapy and education program. So celebrating your eternal bond will also help these woolly beasts in their new forever homes.

But be prepared for potential llama drama in case of inclement weather. “To avoid undo stress for our animals, we may not be able to fill requests which would require us to travel during peak traffic times,” the website reads. “We also may have to cancel event appearances where there is the possibility of extreme heat, ice, or snow.”