SCP-1162 Extended Testing Log

Please note all tests with the following format:

Subject:

Item Retrieved:

Item Lost:

Notes:

Subject: Dr. King

Item Retrieved: One (1) plastic bag, containing 492 apple seeds

Item Lost: One (1) Rolex wristwatch, gold

Subject: Sr. Researcher Grant

Note: Sr. Researcher Grant came in with the intention of testing continuously, and had on his person 60 standard pens.

Item Retrieved: One (1) set of keys to a 1988 Buick LeSabre

Item Lost: One (1) pen

Notes: I sold this car a long time ago. Damn.

Item Retrieved: One (1) medium size condom, in wrapper

Item Lost: One (1) pen

Notes: I think I lost this back in high school.

Item Retrieved: One (1) paperback copy of Fahrenheit 451

Item Lost: One (1) pen

Notes: I was just looking for this the other day!

Item Retrieved: One (1) pen, confirmed to be from a previous test

Item Lost: One (1) pen

Notes: Huh. Would you look at that.

Sr. Researcher Grant proceeded to test an additional 30 times, each time losing and gaining one standard ballpoint pen.

Subject: D-1144

Subject was instructed to think about a screwdriver he had lost while working as a mechanic for all tests.

Item Retrieved: One (1) passport for D-1144, dated 1996

Item Lost: One (1) pen

Notes:

Item Retrieved: One (1) plastic bag, containing approximately four grams of cocaine

Item Lost: One (1) pen

Notes: Item confiscated immediately.

Item Retrieved: One (1) screwdriver, but not the one he was thinking of

Item Lost: One (1) pen

Notes: Additional tests showed no ability to guide what object is retrieved.

Subject: Agent Luminus

Note: Agent Luminus hypothesized that SCP-1162 becomes recursive when "fed" a large number of similar items, and had in his possession several small items from his locker.

Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of generic sunglasses, black

Item Lost: One (1) SCP Foundation ID badge

Notes: Agent Luminus has been given a replacement; however, after this test, "1162 ate it" will no longer be allowed as an excuse for losing your badge. Leave it outside the testing area.

Item Retrieved: One (1) 512mb stick of RAM

Item Lost: One (1) small salt shaker

Notes: Item donated to Site IT department for spares use.

Item Retrieved: A matched set of seven (7) matryoshka nesting dolls, nested

Item Lost: One (1) MasterCard debit card

Notes: "Well, it's a good thing I don't have to explain to the bank how I lost it."

Item Retrieved: One (1) KA-BAR Combat Knife, heavily rusted

Item Lost: At first glance, nothing; however, upon closer examination, Agent Luminus' sidearm was shown to be missing the firing pin.

Notes: "I'm gonna leave while I'm still ahead."

Subject: Researcher Veldi

Item Retrieved: A small plastic box containing various Lego pieces.

Item Lost: One (1) fishing license.

Notes: "Of course this happens right before a fishing trip."

Item Retrieved: One (1) Vizio brand television remote control.

Item Lost: One (1) iPhone

Notes: "Son of a[EXPLETIVES REDACTED]"

Subject: Sergeant Hendrix

Item Retrieved: One (1) 1989 train ticket to LA

Item Lost: Left Combat Boot

Notes: "Well I don't think I can refund this ticket for a new boot."

Item Retrieved: Left Combat Boot

Item Lost: Right Combat Boot

Notes: "Odd."

Item Retrieved: Right Combat Boot

Item Lost: Left Combat Boot

Notes: "Now its just [EXPLETIVE] with me."

Subject: K████ R█████████, age 7

Note: Subject has been born and raised in a compound of the recently disrupted ████████ ███ cult, where personal ownership of objects was not permitted.

Item Retrieved: One (1) deciduous tooth, canine

Item Lost: One (1) US quarter, 2002

Notes: Subject given amnestics and returned to civilian society.

Subject: Agent Richards

Note: Subject requested permission to attempt to retrieve a memory card lost during exploration of [REDACTED] Subject furnished with 10 identical memory cards to attempt to facilitate "similar loss and gain" pattern.

Item Retrieved: One (1) dental retainer

Item Lost: One (1) memory card

Notes: Mom never did let me forget losing that.

Item Retrieved: One (1) pack of cigarettes, waterlogged

Item Lost: One (1) memory card

Item Retrieved: One (1) memory card, damaged

Item Lost: One (1) memory card

Notes: ID tag confirmed it was the one lost in that snipe-hunt, looks like it was partially crushed. I'm not looking forward to explaining the loss of ███ bucks worth of equipment to get back some soggy smokes and a useless wreck.

Subject: D-5524

Note: D-5524 was carrying Keter class object SCP-████, in a passive state, to see if SCP-1162 could be considered as a containment option for troublesome small SCP objects.

Item Retrieved: One (1) set of iHome capsule speakers, without cord

Item Lost: SCP-████

Notes: D-5524 was terminated immediately afterwards.

Subject: D-5566

Note: D-5566 was chosen because she had no knowledge of SCP-████ or the previous experiment. A full security complement was on hand, with sufficient tools to contain the object were it to re-appear.

Item Retrieved: SCP-████, in active state

Item Lost: Unknown

Notes: D-5566 was immediately killed by SCP-████ upon removing it from SCP-1162. No other fatalities were experienced; SCP-████ was returned to containment without incident. It appears that if used as a "disposal chute," the next item pulled out will be the last one deliberately put in. Due to the transitory nature of SCP-1162 if not used regularly, this poses an unacceptable risk of containment breach if used in this fashion. No further testing in this area will be allowed.

Subject: Agent White

Item Retrieved: One (1) well worn tube sock, clean, labeled "Hanes"

Item Lost: Contact lens, left eye

Notes: "Really? I'm wearing about four layers of cold weather gear and it takes my friggin' contact lens?"

Item Retrieved: One (1) pay scale warrant, as written out to Agent White, for level ██, prior to demotion on 04/01/████.

Item Lost: Contact lens, right eye

Notes: "Okay, now we're talkin'. If I can see this correctly, does this mean I'm getting my old pay rate back?"

Note: Agent White did not technically lose her previous pay rate. Human Resources agrees that Agent White voluntarily relinquished her previous pay rate through her documented sub-standard performance in the aforementioned reporting period. As one cannot "find" what one does not "lose", her pay rate will remain at its current lesser rate.

Item Retrieved: [REDACTED]

Item Lost: Undergarments

Notes: "No way is this mine! I'm married, what would I even need something like this for? Okay, stick a fork in me, I'm done. I mean… ahh, this is ridiculous."

Head Researcher Note: Inquiries into the nature of the retrieved item will remain unanswered, and additionally be reported to HR.

Subject: Dr. Neiman

Note: Dr. Neiman conducted all tests while holding his office wastebasket, which was full at the time.

Item Retrieved: One (1) CD for the edutainment game "Dinosaur Hunter", without case

Item Lost: One (1) soda can

Notes: I remember this. I left it in the family computer when I was 11, and Mom took it out and put it in "an easily memorable place". Never saw it again.

Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of eyeglasses, matching Dr. Neiman's current prescription.

Item Lost: Unknown object from deep in the wastebasket

Notes: Lost these on a trip to Seattle last year. I'll keep them as spares.

Item Retrieved: One (1) 512 MB flash drive

Item Lost: One (1) crumpled-up document

Notes: From middle school. At least the experience taught me to keep backups.

Item Retrieved: One (1) paperback copy of Furies of Calderon

Item Lost: The wastebasket itself (remaining contents unaffected)

Notes: Oops. Didn't think of that.

Head Researcher Notes: This is the first time that SCP-1162 has taken an object too large to fit inside of it. Any further tests by this individual should be closely observed.

Subject: Dr. Hughman

Item Retrieved: One (1) 2GB Flash Drive with his name carved onto metal casing.

Item Lost: All body hair, internal and external.

Notes: Well, beats getting waxed I suppose.

Subject: Agent Luminus

Item Retrieved: One (1) copy of issue 1 of The X-Men (1963), in fair condition

Item Lost: Casio wrist-watch band, but not main watch body

Notes: This was in mint condition when it was stolen out of the back of my moving truck after I was reassigned the last time!

Item Retrieved: One (1) 10ml syringe, filled with a mixture of sodium pentathol, scopolamine, and [REDACTED]

Item Lost: Coffee cup, but not contents

Notes: Ow! Dammit. Well, I could have really used this back when I was actually interrogating that guy from the Church.

Item Retrieved: One (1) iPod nano, blue

Item Lost: One (1) iPod nano, blue, engraved

Notes: How am I going to explain to my girlfriend that I found my old iPod and lost the one she got me for my birthday?

Subject: Dr. Mathanach

Item Retrieved: One (1) small iron top

Item Lost: One (1) bowtie

Notes: Damn it, that was my last one.

Item Retrieved: One (1) silhouette target, multiple bullet holes

Item Lost: One (1) bowler hat

Notes: You've got to be kidding me, I've had that hat for years!

Note: Dr. Mathanach has requested that if anyone should retrieve his hat, that it is returned to him immediately.

Note: None of us are going to find your hat, Doctor. We can only retrieve things we've lost. —Dr. Neiman

Subject: Dr. Mijak

Item Retrieved: One (1) 20-franc bill

Item Lost: One (1) set of prescription glasses

Notes: Really? Francs? Who in the world still accepts these?

Item Retrieved: One (1) set of documents.

Item Lost: One (1) labcoat

Notes: W-wha-? No, no! Hold on, give me one more test! Gah, Gerald is going to kill me…

Note: Confiscated documents were revealed to be a rather… unfriendly document criticizing Sr. Researcher Gerald. Dr. Mijak confessed he wrote the document after a particularly difficult day of work, though he insists he never meant to show them to the Researcher.

Subject: Dr. Neiman

Item Retrieved: One (1) car tire chain

Item Lost: One (1) chewing gum wrapper

Notes: Gee, if only I had found this before I bought replacements.

Item Retrieved: One (1) box of stick butter, empty. Contents had apparently melted and leaked out.

Item Lost: One (1) dollar bill

Notes: Yeewww. This was unaccounted for after a grocery run last week. I'm going to find sun-melted butter all over my car trunk, aren't I…

Item Retrieved: One (1) card-wallet, including contents

Item Lost: Wad of assorted store receipts

Notes: Bingo!

Subject: Dr. Diamond

Note: Dr. Diamond has requested testing on whether or not SCP-1162 is sentient, specifically if it can respond to written messages. Also, he wishes to find out where exactly the lost items disappear to, and if there is a correlation regarding location of disappeared objects.

Item Retrieved: A large amount of fecal matter in a plastic bag.

Item Lost: One (1) folded-up piece of wide-ruled notebook paper with “How are you doing today” written on the inside in pencil.

Notes: I remember this! I was going to sell it to a science lab for DNA testing like, a year ago. Don’t look at me like that.

Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of tie-dyed socks, the size for a 7th grader.

Item Lost: One (1) iPod playing “For Your Love” by the Yardbirds on loop setting on full volume.

Notes: We could still hear the music after the device disappeared, although it did sound more distant. Investigation of the sound revealed the device stuck inside a wall on the floor directly under this one. Maybe SCP-1162 teleports all of the items lost below itself somewhere in the ground. This should be investigated.

Item Retrieved: One (1) purple round ball.

Item Lost: One (1) small metallic tracking device courtesy of the SCP electronics development team.

Notes: Device was recovered from an oil tanker in the middle of the Red Sea.

-Well, there goes that hypothesis.

Subject: Dr. M██████

Item Retrieved: Keys to Dr. M██████'s dormitory.

Item Lost: Standard Foundation ID Badge.

Item Retrieved: Standard Foundation ID Badge.

Item Lost: Replacement Foundation ID Badge.

Notes: *[EXPLETIVE]” Dr. M██████

Head Researcher Notes: We did warn you about the ID badges, Dr. M██████. I hope you like paperwork, because there's a lot of it in your future.

Subject: Dr. H███████

Item Retrieved: One (1) wooden sword replica

Item Lost: One (1) pencil

Notes: "Cool, I thought I lost this when I moved!" Dr. H███████

Item Retrieved: One (1) paper fan

Item Lost: Package of cookies

Notes: "Aww, I wanted to eat those for lunch today."

Item Retrieved: One (1) umbrella

Item Lost: One (1) 20 dollar bill

Notes: "I don't like this thing anymore, it's messing with me." Dr. H███████

Subject: Dr. D████

Item Retrieved: One (1) 50cm Foam Sword

Item Lost: One (1) 10 dollar bill

Notes: "I lost this when I was 12, but it's not worth anything near 10 dollars."

Item Retrieved: One (1) photo, burnt beyond recognition

Item Lost: One (1) pocket watch

Notes: "That was a family heirloom." Dr. D████

Subject: Dr. A████

Note: Dr. A████ was using SCP-1162 in an effort to find several important documents he had lost. He had, on his possession, 100 envelopes containing junk mail.

Note: I didn't lose them! I just temporarily forgot where they were!

Item Retrieved: One (1) mathematics revision guide.

Item Lost: One (1) Piece of junk mail from a Payment Protection Insurance Refund Firm.

Notes: Lost this when I was 16. Thank god I didn't need it.

Item Retrieved: One (1) $20 Bill, soaking wet.

Item Lost: An unknown item in the pile.

Notes: Oh great, my wallet went through the wash, didn't it?

Item Retrieved: One (1) Wallet, soaking wet, but not contents.

Item Lost: One (1) Foundation Lab Coat.

Notes: Great, my labcoat's gone and my wallet DID go through the wash. [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]!!

Item Retrieved: One (1) set of Documents relating to [DATA EXPUNGED].

Item Lost: One (1) set of AA Batteries from a personal torch

Notes: Finally!

Head Researcher Notes: On closer inspection, it appeared that these were the first draft of the documents he was seeking, which he already had a copy of. The final draft that he was looking for never surfaced. SCP items are not to be used as an excuse for not making regular backups.

Subject: Dr. Alden

Note: Doctor Alden had five (5) standard #2 pencils on her person

Item Retrieved: Desiccated carcass of a tarantula spider

Item Lost: One (1) #2 pencil

Notes: [EXPLETIVE] Bristle escaped her cage a few months ago and I hadn't seen her since!

Subject: Dr. M██████

Item Retrieved: Replacement ID Card from previous test

Item Lost: Small binder full of important documents

Notes: "[EXPLETIVE]."-Dr. M██████

Subject: D-6141

Note: Subject was instructed to remove two items from SCP-1162 in two consecutive actions.

Item 1 Retrieved: One VHS tape in SP mode labeled "Home security 1987/05/02". Subject was noted to become ecstatic upon retrieval of item.

Item 1 Lost: One issued sock

Item 2 Retrieved: One half empty pack of Camel brand cigarettes

Item 2 Lost: One VHS tape in SP Mode labeled "Home security 1987/05/02"

Notes: Subject immediately attempted to thrust hand back into SCP-1162 upon realizing the first item retrieved had been lost again. Subject was restrained before this could be accomplished. Upon questioning, D-6141 stated "That was the video from the night she died, and the night I was arrested".

Subject: Dr. Opal

Item Retrieved: One (1) ███████ brand pornographic magazine

Item Lost: One (1) pair of socks

Notes: "Oh boy. I remember buying that when I was 13 and it got lost in the abyss of my bed." - Dr. Opal

Head Researcher Notes: Yes, it got "lost." And I'm sure your parents aren't the ones who did the laundry. Think about it.

Subject: Dr. ██████

Item Retrieved: The desiccated remains of one (1) abnormally long burrito

Item Lost: All hair on head, excepting a single strip down the middle

Notes: "I remember this from my 16th birthday. I had an obsession with burritos back then. I [EXPLETIVE] hate mohawks, though." - Dr. ██████ (All hair grew back at a normal rate)

Subject: Dr. Bell

Item Retrieved: One (1) brown teddy bear

Item Lost: Left sock

Notes: "I remember going absolutely berserk when I lost this at Summer Camp when I was 5. Could never find it…" - Dr. Bell

Subject: Dr. Westrin

Item Retrieved: A broken Scranton Reality Anchor

Item Lost: Dr. Westrin's house keys.

Notes: Let's just say that I was hunting down a reality bending entity, and I may have lost it in the car. That was both a large medical bill, and tons of paperwork. -Dr. Westrin

Head Researcher Notes: Next time, consider taking two.

Subject: Agent Immanuel

Item Retrieved: One (1) Nokia Lumia 635 smartphone

Item Lost: Standard issue Foundation security radio

Notes: Son of a [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]!

Addendum: It's highly advised not to bring any sort of communication devices to this chamber. -Dr. ███████

Head Researcher Notes: It's highly advised not to bring anything you would have to fill out paperwork to explain losing to this chamber, as well. Luckily, we keep a stack in the observation chamber for just such occasions.

Subject: Agent Ul████

Item Retrieved: One (1) "A Flock of Seagulls" album.

Item Lost: One (1) USA Two Dollar Bill

Notes: This Album is worth more than two dollars. -Agent Ul████

Subject: Unmanned Exploratory Unit - Serial# [DATA EXPUNGED] (deployed at the request of Dr. Bridgeman)

Item Retrieved: One (1) Non-ISO compliant hex-wrench type shaft bolt. Serial number corresponds with service records of unit used in experiment.

Item Lost: One (1) x86 based microcontroller array from the secondary steering system

Notes: All future losses incurred as a result of the use of robotic or autonomous resources in tests with SCP-1162 will be subtracted from individual research budgets or salaries, unless previously approved by a Level 3 or higher researcher. Seriously, Bridgeman, those things cost more to fix than we spend acquiring some D-Class personnel.

Subject: Dr. Jeremaiah

Item Retrieved: One (1) Trezor wallet containing ███ Bitcoin

Item Lost: One (1) sock

Notes: [EXPLETIVE] YEAH! WOOOOOO!!!

Note: Following the discovery of the wallet, Dr. Jeremaiah immediately resigned his post as a Foundation researcher. He was discharged from the Foundation the following day.

Subject: Dr. B██████

Item Retrieved: One (1) pint of subject's blood, donated earlier in the week.

Item Lost: Subject's Lunchbox, contents unaffected.

Notes: What the [EXPLETIVE] am I supposed to do with this?!

Head Researcher Notes: Take it back to the medical bay. What else would you do with it?

Subject: Researcher S█████

Note: Researcher S█████ came in with a large number of spherical objects, varying in size from 1 mm in diameter to 20 cm in diameter, with the intention of determining how items that are lost are selected by SCP-1162. Researcher S█████ wore a one-piece jumpsuit instead of the standard Foundation researcher uniform and carried nothing else on his person to minimize the chance of an unintended item being taken by SCP-1162.

Item Retrieved: One (1) U.S. penny

Item Lost: One (1) sphere, 8 cm in diameter

Notes:

Item Retrieved: One (1) empty plastic water bottle

Item Lost: One (1) sphere, 5.5 cm in diameter

Notes:

Item Retrieved: One (1) broken half of an unmarked compact disc

Item Lost: One (1) sphere, 10.5 cm in diameter

Notes:

Item Retrieved: One (1) sphere, 8 cm in diameter

Item Lost: One (1) sphere, 2.5 cm in diameter

Notes: The number of items retrieved before previously taken items start to return is consistent with Sr. Researcher Grant's experiment. -Researcher S█████

Using data from 75 repetitions of the experiment, Researcher S█████ determined that spheres selected were normally distributed with regard to size, with a mean diameter of approximately 7.25 cm and a standard deviation of approximately 2.5 cm. Spheres above 15 cm in diameter were not selected during any of the trials, though it is unknown whether this was because SCP-1162 cannot take items that do not fit within it, or because the probability of an object of that size being selected based on the normal distribution is 0.1% or below.

Note: These spheres had no personal significance, so we've yet to determine if the personal meaning attributed to an object influences the probability that the object is taken. However, it seems clear that meaningless items are truly taken at random. -Researcher S█████

Subject: Researcher Clark

Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of white █████ brand earbuds

Item Lost: One (1) $20 bill

Notes: I bought those at the dollar store, there's no way they cost that much. Ripoff. -Researcher Clark

Item Retrieved: One (1) rock with a crudely drawn face on it

Item Lost: One (1) fountain pen

Notes: I made this as a kid before I lost it. I suppose it's a fair trade. -Researcher Clark

Item Retrieved: One (1) decaying piece of General Tso's chicken

Item Lost: One (1) blank checkbook

Notes: I haven't eaten General Tso's in at least two months. I wouldn't touch that. -Researcher Clark

Subject: Researcher Maguire

Item Retrieved: One (1) partially decayed Rattus norvegicus domestica

Item Lost: One (1) pocketbook

Notes: Lost this poor guy in elementary school, he was the class pet. At least the fact he's partially decayed suggests he survived for a while. Sorry about getting that mess in the hole, I'm not great when it comes to animals. -Researcher Maguire

Item Retrieved: Indeterminate mass of vomit produced by Dr. Maguire in previous test

Item Lost: One (1) work boot

Notes: Now that's just [EXPLETIVE] unnecessary. -Researcher Maguire

Subject: Agent C. Laradeca

Item Retrieved: One (1) field ration, covered in mold.

Item Lost: One (1) button-cell flashlight.

Notes: I don't think this thing likes me. — Agent C. Laradeca

Subject: Agent C. Laradeca

Item Retrieved: One (1) bronze graduation ring from Eunice High School, 1969.

Item Lost: One (1) field ration, covered in mold.

Notes: My dad's ring. I lost this in 1997 somewhere around Lake Tahoe. Man, he was so pissed. — Agent C. Laradeca

Subject: Agent P. Rider

Item Retrieved: One (1) power cable, generic.

Item Lost: One (1) fountain pen, except the ink.

Notes: I'm going to need a new vest. I also don't remember what that cable belonged to.

Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of eyeglasses.

Item Lost: One (1) Standard issue MTF kevlar vest.

Notes: Lost those during my last vacation. Now I really need a new vest.

Subject: Agent Seriona

Item Retrieved: One (1) picture of a young woman.

Item Lost: One (1) $100 bill

Notes: Nothing in the world could have made me as happy, I would have paid more. — Agent Seriona

Subject: Dr. Morris

Item Retrieved: One (1) copy of Fight Club on DVD

Item Lost: Memory of the events of the movie

Notes: I don't remember why this movie apparently meant so much to me, I guess that's cool that I can watch it again. I also don't remember having lost this though.

Head Researcher Notes: This is the first instance of the object "taking" a concept rather than a physical object; it is likely this is the result of cross-contamination with another SCP or amnestic, rather than the direct result of SCP-1162 itself, but future tests by this subject should be closely observed by directing staff.

Subject: Dr. N█████

Item Retrieved: One (1) golfball-sized chunk of white powder, later confirmed to be pure deoxyribonucleic acid

Item Lost: One (1) bag of commissary popcorn

Notes: Dr. N█████ immediately dropped to the floor, clutching his test and demanded an inhaler. Medical tests had revealed that a genetic disorder which Dr. N█████ was afflicted with at birth had returned, which had been "lost" after being treated with SCP-427 upon joining the Foundation. Dr. N█████ was re-treated with SCP-427 and multiple █████ ████████ tests confirmed he was cured.

Head Researcher Notes: This is another first, as apparently a portion of the genetic makeup can be considered to be "lost" by SCP-1162. No further deliberate testing is planned in this area, however, this information has been added to the pre-test briefing document, so as to limit the potential strain on Foundation medical resources.

Subject: Researcher Lucky

Item Retrieved: One (1) Aviator brand Ace of Spades playing card

Item Lost: Left shoe

Notes: Seems like a good trade to me, I've been looking for this card. - Researcher Lucky

Subject: Agent Clarkson

Item Retrieved: One (1) barrel and action for a CZ452 Rifle

Item Lost: One (1) barrel from Agent Clarkson's Foundation Variant FN P90 Service Rifle

Notes: Damn. I lost the first rifle while hunting, and it cripples my issued rifle? This thing is a riot. - Agent Clarkson

Head Researcher Notes: No disciplinary action will be recommended, as it is assumed the site quartermaster will be assigning plenty at his own discretion.

Subject: Agent Hae

Item Retrieved: A faded photograph of Agent Hae's mother during her service with MTF-Epsilon ("Lights in the Dark").

Item Lost: Agent Hae complained of a sharp pain in her left breast. Medical tests revealed the removal of a possibly cancerous lobule.

Notes: Well, that was lucky. Probably should've checked it sooner. - Agent Hae

Subject: Dr. Greene

Item Retrieved: One (1) M1911A1 handgun, heavily damaged, magazine empty.

Item Lost: One (1) clipboard, documents unaffected

Notes: I think this was from back when I used to hunt. I'm sending it to the armory for now. -Dr. Greene

Head Researcher Notes: The site armory has recycled the grips, and appreciates the donation.

Subject: Level 1 HR Advisor, John █████████

Item Retrieved: One (1) 2TB USB Flash Drive

Item lost: One (1) diamond wedding ring

Notes: THAT RING COST ME MORE THAN 50 OF THESE USB DRIVES! -John █████████

Head Researcher Notes: You were told not to bring anything of significant financial or personal value into the testing zone; as such, your request to be reimbursed has been denied by the Accounting Division.

Subject: Jr. Reseacher Nestic

Note: Jr. Researcher Nestic came in with several items from his desk with the intention of testing multiple times.

Item Retrieved: One (1) polaroid photo of a woman, a man and a child. The face of the child in the photo had been cut out.

Item lost: One (1) half eaten apple.

Notes: Really? Who would do that to a photo? -Jr. Researcher Nestic

Item Retrieved: One (1) pair of prescription sunglasses.

Item lost: One (1) blank notebook.

Notes: An empty notebook for some sunglasses I can't even see out of anymore? That's a fair trade I guess. -Jr. Researcher Nestic

Item Retrieved: One (1) Drivers license for Jr. Researcher Nestic dated 2008. Photo missing.

Item lost: Left shoe but not shoelace.

Notes: You've got to be [EXPLETIVE] kidding me. -Jr. Researcher Nestic

Subject: Junior Researcher Lurt

Item Retrieved: An untainted penny.

Item Lost: A small gray rock Jr. Researcher Lurt found in his backyard.

Notes: I gotta tell you guys, I am SO shocked that I lost a penny at any point in my life. -Jr. Researcher Lurt

Item Retrieved: A wallet containing twenty-five dollars, and a five dollar gift card to Taco Bell.

Item Lost: A clump of dust

Notes: Damn, what a pull! I got that clump of dust from my vacuum cleaner! -Jr. Researcher Lurt

Item Retrieved: An empty can of Monster Energy Drink.

Item Lost: A green wool hat.

Notes: Aw man, my grandma gave me that hat… -Jr. Researcher Lurt

Item Retrieved: A small rubber bouncy ball.

Item Lost: A wallet found in previous test, now empty.

Notes: I'll take it. -Jr. Researcher Lurt

Item Retrieved: A No. 2 pencil. Not sharpened.

Item Lost: A piece of printing paper.

Notes: Real [EXPLETIVE] funny, guys. -Jr. Researcher Lurt.

Subject: Dr. Felteich

Item Retrieved: Several pieces of the Chinese delicacy siomai.

Item Lost: 200 strings of Dr. Felteich’s current clothing.

Subject: Agent May

Item Retrieved: One (1) 16MB PlayStation 2 Memory card.

Item Lost: One (1) Tooth.

Notes: Oh [EXPLETIVE], this the memory card that my mom gave me for Christmas. Totally worth it -Agent May

Subject: Jr. Researcher Alesia Grant

Notes: Subject was dressed in standard casual lab attire with no spare items.

Item Retrieved: One (1) Feces encrusted wedding ring.

Item Lost: One (1) False Eye (Glass).

Notes: Future, non-expendable, subjects with false prosthetics or implants should be weary. SCP-1162 appears to have at least some trouble distinguishing them from items.

Remarks: "You know, when I lost this ring, I made the joke that I'd give my left eye for it back. I never thought it would come true." -Alesia Grant

Item Retrieved: Highly decayed, partially intact feline (Felis Catus) spinal column with skull(crushed) and collar. Tags on collar read "Lucy".

Item Lost: One (1) Feces encrusted wedding ring, from previous test.

Notes: Dead animals seem to be a common theme at this point. Decision whether to warn future subjects of this as a possible side effect will be taken under review at a future meeting.

Remarks: "No… Poor Lucy. We lost her a number of years ago now. It looks like a car must have found her first. As for the ring, 1162 can keep it, ████ was an ass." -Alesia Grant

Item Retrieved: One (1) small valentines card from the year 1995.

Item Lost: Right shoe.

Notes: Subject almost started crying at seeing the card.

Remarks: "Well; this has been an emotional roller coaster. I will have to participate again at a future time." -Alesia Grant

Subject: Dr. Peel

Item Retrieved: One (1) R4 Flashcard for the Nintendo DS.

Item lost: Left sock.

Notes: "Oh… this thing, it stopped working and i was just about to fix it when i lost it. I can't remember how to do it anymore but it may still be useful." -Dr. Peel

Item Retrieved: Memory on how to repair an R4 Flashcard.

Item lost: One (1) R4 Flashcard for the Nintendo DS, from previous test.

Notes: "This [EXPLETIVE] is just messing with us at this point." -Dr. Peel