Good news, Wizards fans. You’re supporting America’s Team now. Bill Simmons declared it so, in his NBA League Pass rankings with Grantland writer Zach Lowe.

That seems fun, I guess? Hop on the bandwagon, everyone! There’s plenty of room.

Here’s what Simmons and Lowe wrote:

America’s Team

Simmons: A.k.a. the 2015 Washington Professional Basketball Team! Guys, you had me at hello. You didn’t have to go and sign Paul Pierce. You had me at hello. Lowe: I do not endorse this nickname. I do endorse John Wall fast breaks, Bradley Beal stretching his game, Nene’s passing and angry dunks, everything about Marcin Gortat, and Paul Pierce already getting four guys suspended and nearly smushing poor Tom Thibodeau in a Pierce–Joakim Noah sandwich. DeJuan Blair and Kris Humphries were sneaky good signings, and Professor Miller, PhD, is still holding office hours down in the low post for all you suckas. Maybe this team should be higher?

Washington earned 66 points from Simmons and Lowe. You can find an explanation of their ranking system here.

(FULL DISCLOSURE: I used to edit at Grantland, which means I worked for Simmons, and I think Zach’s a solid dude, so there’s that.)