Sick of seeing the words ‘Malcolm Turnbull’ and ‘Bill Shorten’? Tired of mindless slogans and empty promises?

The Shovel’s Election Translator helps you cut through the crap. Simply choose a website from the list below, and ‘Malcolm Turnbull’ will magically become ‘Richy McRichface’, ‘house prices’ will become ‘avocado prices’, and ‘Christopher Pyne’ will correctly change to ‘The Most Annoying Man in The World’.

Or for the full experience across all of your browsing, install the Chrome extension – it only takes a few seconds and it actually works. But don’t take our word for it, try it out for yourself!

Election Translator Pick a site to translate The Sydney Morning Herald The Age The Guardian News Corp Labor Party Liberal Party

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