Bethy The Clown Slayer

NOTE: This page and its HORRIBLE graphics, were created in November of 2003. I would delete it, but it's just too damn funny. - Beth (Oct 2016)

"In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the clowns, The white-faced demons and their evil balloon animals. She is the Slayer"

Page created November 2003



View My Guestbook

Sign My Guestbook



Clowns. The purest form of Evil. There is only one who can stop them.

"She hunts us. She knows our scent. She knows our secrets. She knows where we hide. She will find us. She is the one thing that we all fear. She is The Slayer."

Slayers.

There are two different kinds of Slayers. The most famous of the Slayers are the Vampire Slayers. Traditionally there was only one per generation, but because of magics there were thousands made.

The second kind of Slayer is the Clown Slayer. There is only one per generation. The girl Chosen to reign as the Clown Slayer is the most powerful human the world has ever known. The reason for this is because of her enemy.

Many people see a clown as a child's entertainer, but what many do not know is that clowns are evil in its truest form.

When the Devil was cast out of Heaven, and was sent to the pits of Hell, he took with him - his followers. These were the first demons. They painted their faces with hideous colors and dressed themselves in bright clothing.

These demons were the first clowns.

Now, people dress up as clowns unaware of what they truly represent.

The FIRST EVIL was born within a clown.

There is only one who can stop them.

The one girl in all the world with the strength and skill to hunt the most vicious demons this world has ever known.

Tales of Past Slayers

Click on the picture above to read about Slayers of the past

Bethy, the current Slayer in action.

The C L O W N S

She was chosen at age fifteen. Her predecessor was killed by a Master Clown who ruled over one of the Dark Circus' located in Southeast Asia.

The new Slayer wanted to seek out this clown who killed the Slayer before her. Her Watcher advised her not to go looking for trouble, but this new Slayer was fearless.

The Slayer found this Master clown, and the beast fell by her sword. Bethy was the fierest Slayer the world had ever seen. She also played by her own rules. She traveled with men whom she considered her family.

She walks the earth and keeps her family safe.

By her side, her men.

Men who have devoted their lives to their Slayer.

Penn, Damian, Mathayus, Angel, Prince, Caesar, and The Slayer's Bodyguards

The Slayer's Husband

Click on Penn to learn about him

Click here to read about the Slayer's Steamy Wedding Night!

The Slayer's Soldier

Click on Damian to learn about him

The Slayer's Desert Kitten

Click on Mathayus to learn about him

The Slayer's Mechanic

Blades and Swords

The Slayer's Mechanic

Handguns and Automatic Weapons

The Slayer's Watcher

Click on "Caesar" to learn about him

The Slayer's Bodyguards

The Slayer's Home Security

Click here to learn about The Order of The Crimson Heart

The Slayer's First Love

Click on Banyon to learn about him

.

The Slayer's Fallen Friends

Those who died defending the world from clowns

Click on each man/woman to learn more about them, and how they died

The Slayer's Connection

Click on Special Agent Mason Taggert to learn about him

Those white-faced bastards don't stand a chance..

This Webpage stars: Jeremy Renner as The Slayer's Husband, Penn Gerard Butler as The Slayer's Soldier, Damian The Rock as The Slayer's Desert Kitten, Mathayus Sean Patrick Thomas as The Slayer's Mechanic, "Angel" Ryan Reynolds as The Slayer's Mechanic "Prince" Geoffrey Rush as The Slayer's Watcher, "Caesar" Bradley Stryker as The Slayer's Bodyguard, "Cypris" Donnie Eichar as The Slayer's Bodyguard, "Cole" Forrest Cochran as The Slayer's Bodyguard, "Dex" Johnny Depp as The Slayer's First Love, Banyon Joaquin Phoenix as The Slayer's Fallen Assistant Watcher, "JP" Ron Perlman as The Slayer's Fallen Friend, Ron Bridgette Wilson as The Slayer's Fallen Friend, Alicia Irina Pantaeva as The Slayer's Fallen Friend, Kina Morgan Freeman as The Slayer's FBI Contact, Agent Mason Taggert and Bethy The Clown Slayer as Herself