Something Donald Trump has mentioned once or twice in the past several years is his opinion of the free press, or as he likes to call it, “The enemy of the people.” Chief among the outlets the president seemingly thinks should be shut down until they start saying nicer things about him are CNN, the New York Times, and the Washington Post. Unfortunately, in the case of CNN, he can’t cancel the White House cable without losing the vital source of information that is Fox News, and, at present, it’s not legal for him to just put the Times and the Post out of business (though he’s undoubtedly leaning on someone at the Department of Justice to do just that). So, in the meantime, he’s come up with a new tactic: ban two of the most important newspapers in the world from government property.

Yes, according to the Wall Street Journal, the White House is planning to tell federal agencies not to renew their subscriptions to the Washington Post and the New York Times, in what may officially be the pettiest move in history by an executive branch, aside from the time this same executive branch canceled a trip to Denmark because the president was told he couldn’t buy Greenland, which is obviously the gold standard against which all other acts of pettiness must be measured. And while the administration is not even trying to deny it, it is pretending this whole thing is simply a matter of cost cutting. “Not renewing subscriptions across all federal agencies will be a significant cost saving—hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars will be saved,” White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, who has never held a press briefing and doesn’t plan to any time soon, told the Journal Thursday.

While Trump has complained about the Times, and, with slightly less frequency, the Post for nearly every day of his presidency, calling the Gray Lady “the Failing New York Times,” “A Fake News paper,” and “the Opposition Party,” his anger has obviously escalated since coverage has turned to his attempt to extort Ukraine for political gain. On Monday, he told esteemed newsman Sean Hannity, “We don’t even want it in the White House anymore. We’re going to probably terminate that and the Washington Post. They’re fake.” In a June tweet, Trump characterized a Times story as “a virtual act of treason.” Last month, New York Times publisher A. G. Sulzberger revealed that the administration had knowledge of the Egyptian government’s plans to arrest and deport two reporters and did nothing, leading the paper to turn to foreign governments for help.

But what, you ask, will the president bitch and moan about on Twitter without access to the Times and the Post? There’s the Democrats, Hillary Clinton, and various professional athletes, of course, but they only take up roughly 75% of his feed. Well, fear not: