So, prostitution, in all it’s glorious and/or horrendous forms is, for the most part, illegal. However, those very same acts, put to film, are, mostly, perfectly fine. Clearly this can only mean one thing- crimes aren’t crimes if you film them. I’m gonna have to test this theory out with a little bit of scientific shoplifting. I figure I’ll kill two birds with one stone by stealing a camcorder and making sure to turn it on before running from the store.

I don’t know, how to use commas correctly, and I don’t wanna,,, know.