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A typical playthrough of Cassandra Extreme with Permadeath. (: Gauche Suede on reddit

00:00 - 00:03 Enemy sappers have tunneled around and destroyed the killbox.

00:04 - 00:05 The main enemy force is now

00:05 - 00:07 diverting to the breach, here.

00:08 - 00:12 They are armed with a superior LMG

00:12 - 00:15 and incendiary launchers.

00:17 - 00:19 You colonists will kill them

00:19 - 00:21 and repair the walls.

00:24 - 00:26 My lord...

00:27 - 00:28 We...

00:31 - 00:33 We're all incapable of violence...

00:34 - 00:36 All we do around here is puke and clean.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone with positive traits and high skills pack your shit and form a caravan now.

01:13 - 01:15 I can't believe I'm losing this base

01:15 - 01:17 because of you useless pirate rejects

01:18 - 01:23 I should have harvested your kidneys and lungs when you were still prisoners

01:25 - 01:28 I could have sold them and used the silver to make alliances

01:29 - 01:31 When we're done moving, you all will have operations

01:31 - 01:34 I will sell your organs and start a yayo compound with the money

01:34 - 01:37 This is Cassandra Extreme on permadeath, I should have known better

01:37 - 01:40 than to try and recruit you all

01:40 - 01:42 but sir we keep the place running smoothly

01:42 - 01:46 DOES SHIT LOOK LIKE IT'S RUNNING SMOOTHLY NOW?

01:46 - 01:48 but sir look at the beauty of this room!

01:48 - 01:52 Your only priority in life is to clean...you sad bitch....

01:53 - 01:54 Go clean up your comrade's blood

01:56 - 01:57 clean up this mess for me then!

01:57 - 02:00 If you can't, your lungs will be on the black market!

02:00 - 02:03 What animals have you bonded with? You have a wife?

02:04 - 02:08 and your wife will have a negative mood so I will have to harvest her's too!

02:08 - 02:13 She's scheduled now for the operation, one of you

02:14 - 02:16 will quickly harvest her now before the raid makes it here

02:17 - 02:21 Two of you will have to distract the raid while we make our escape.

02:27 - 02:29 I need some smokeleaf...

02:30 - 02:34 My asthma is minor...it helps...

02:34 - 02:36 I need to get stoned before I leave this place behind

02:41 - 02:42 I swear...

02:43 - 02:47 Back on the Glitterworlds, I didn't have to deal with such incompetence.

02:48 - 02:53 I just wanted to find an alien woman to give some lovin'

02:54 - 02:56 but my ship crashed into this fucked up Rim World

02:56 - 02:59 it all went wrong ever since...

03:00 - 03:02 I stepped out of that cyptosleep chamber!

03:04 - 03:07 You'll be spared, you have high construction.

03:14 - 03:16 Pack up all good+ weapons

03:19 - 03:23 and the components...

03:25 - 03:26 and where did the luciferium go....

03:31 - 03:33 Who the fuck has it?

03:40 - 03:46 Strip off all your gear...

03:46 - 03:49 You all distract the enemy.