We’ve long conspired that Kelly is not yet fully formed, meaning that there is still one more phase to his life-cycle.

The History:

Floridian Grapefuit Wind Shredder Fully Pompadoured Pamela Neutralizer Classic World Champion Ageless Bald Assassin Emperor Chia, Immortal Lord General of Poseidon’s Army

5 is so close. We can feel it. General Chia can, too.