hi hey

so i had a bad dream and maybe

maybe

it could be the truth

PAST irl (in real life): alan resnick become tv funnyman by making show about robot man with a wife

PAST DREAM: alan resnick tv funnyman makes a show about trucks and man with suit and no face is in background for a second

THIS DREAM:

i am in bed

alan resnick on tv for donuts

noface man is in background at donut place

minute later alan says 'oh hey did you see that' 'do you see the faceless guy'

and 'oh i did not know of slender MAN please stop sending the messages he is not real'

then there are dozens of slender. fat. tall. lump. dozens. too many. each one less like last

but then the camera cuts and the least slenderman is there with alan and says 'why are we not organized'

alan screams 'well maybe if you helped!!!' and camera cuts off to static

i am not moving. sleep "paralize"

I try and head moves a little to side. I am very scared until I see big ol peanut head sldenderman seen in this picture. elephantitus much??? he is the one from talking to alan.

he wants to get me. i say "nonono" but not because sleep paralize. Then i think hey he is funny to see and a laugh comes out. I keep laughing and he goes to leave. many people wake up and my friend in the house will bring a broom

brooms are a weapon if you are strong like my friend



so what i want you to do:

1. have a broom

2. do not let a bully bully you

3. do not trust tv's funnyman alan resnick he is in league with bad types



ok now you know

thanks

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