wrecknician:

mostlyjudson:

Only the whites ™ boil their meats.

ok so funny story

One time I rescued a stray dog who had trouble eating, so I made a bunch of chicken and rice to feed her until she got used to the kibble. I made enough to last her about 3weeks to a month. Like I boiled 6 big chicken breasts and as much rice as my biggest pot would hold. Completely unseasoned of course since it was going to a dog.

Thankfully she only needed it for about 3 days, but my ex ate ALL OF IT before my dog even got a 4th of what I had made for her. Said it was delicious.

It was unseasoned boiled chicken breast and brown rice.

My (obv white) ex used to SCRAPE OFF THE SEASONING of Cajun or lemon pepper chicken, but he went to town on literal dog food.

I was horrified