Things that are bad ideas: skating on thin ice, jumping naked into freezing water, operating a chainsaw after several swigs of vodka.

Things this Norwegian skater does: all of the above.

In a video that's sure to make your jaw drop, one man attempts several potentially life-threatening stunts on lake Goksjo in Norway.

While it's uncertain whether the vodka served as liquid courage or liquid comfort, we're positive it didn't do much to ease his pain the following day.

DISCLAIMER: Please, please, please don't try this at home.

Via BuzzFeed

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