I got a package in the mail today. I stared at it for like ten minutes before opening it because I was afraid that I might not like it. But when I finally opened it, and I saw the name of the most awesome writer ever to put words on paper, I couldn't stop smiling. I know I'm going to enjoy the shit out of reading this one. Secret book Santa, it makes me a bit sad to say this, but you know me better then my own grandma.