The homosexual parents of a teen boy who claims to be straight are praying that he is just going through a phase and that he will soon come out the other end of.

Mike Burnham, 19, sat his two dads down to tell them he was straight just yesterday in an emotional family meeting.



‘Tears were shed because that’s not how we raised him. But we will support him and I know that Simon and I are hoping this is all just a phase,’ said Alan Burnham, 51.

‘I’ve nothing against heterosexuals but they tend to be a bit messed up,’ Simon said.

Mike claims that he really is heterosexual and that this isn’t some phase or form of rebellion.

‘Coming out as straight was one of the toughest things I’ve ever had to do. Believe me, I didn’t take this lightly,’ Mike told us.

The news certainly came as a shock to the local community, who had all assumed that two gay parents would equal a supergay child.



‘We all thought that Mike was going to be the gayest of the gays. I mean, Alan and Simon both had straight parents and turned out gay. So it seemed to follow that their boy Mike would be REALLY gay. I just don’t understand this at all,’ said Rhonda Berkov, a family friend.