Mandy, you've GOT to be kidding me.

It’s no secret that anti-choice activists love to scream “baby-killer” at people who get abortions, but one Illinois woman is blaming those who get the procedure for killing corporations.

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Yeah, you read that right. In a letter to the editor that should have never been published by the Champaign-Urbana News-Gazette, Mahomet resident Mandy Alman explains how the legalization of abortion has led to the downfall of everyone’s nobody’s favorite toy store, Toys R Us.

Women in their 20s accounted for nearly 60 percent of all abortions performed in the U.S. in 2014, according to a CDC report. These are children who otherwise would have been born and whose families could have contributed to the customer base of companies such as Toys R Us.

Dammit, people, THINK OF THE CORPORATIONS before you terminate your unwanted pregnancies. Think of the highly-paid executives, and the underpaid warehouse workers! Think of their overhead before you go making huge personal life choices, would ya?



Alman goes on to gush about how successful Texas’ ridiculously oppressive abortion laws have been in forcing childbirth upon thousands of Americans.

In Texas alone, data show that, when abortion was restricted, the birth rate increased. Abortions in Texas decreased by 20 percent and births rose 3 percent in counties that no longer had an abortion provider. This led to 3,000 additional births, the majority of which were attributed to abortion clinic restrictions.

Alman’s not wrong. Texas is (and has been) doing everything it can to keep women barefoot and pregnant, and it’s working.