That's him, officer

"Watch in awe as the "



"I've found you!"



"Sweet Celestia! It's Nightmare Moon!"



"Yes, tis I! And you must be "



Blubbering horse noises



"The Great…and Powerfu …" Turns to whisper to guard "What the hay is this!? I thought she was a powerful hero!"



"You did kinda take her by surprise, Your Majesty. Nevermind the fact that she's clearly a charlatan!"



"Oh, you say that now!? I feel like a total plothat in front of my subjects who are practically begging for my defeat!"



(At this point, I'll even settle for one of your servants poisoning your meals.) "We need to fall back, Your Majesty. You're making a scene and this Trixie's clearly wet herself in your presence!"



"Not the first time either of those has happened, but okay." clears throat "Heed my words, Great and Powerful Trixie: You shall rue the day you sought to sow seeds of rebellion with your bravado! Know that your "



More blubbering horse noises



"…You know what? We're leaving now. Bye, everypony, hail me."