There’s a good kind of nasty in the air - 4/24/14, Jack, BOS @ DET

I used to like dot-to-dot. When I was about 4 years old. It’s an elephant! In fact, it was a civet, spraying musk. - Jack, 4/10/14, BOS @ WPG

BOYCHUK SCORES!!!! Bergeron the clean win off the face off, and IT’S. A. JOHNNY. ROCKET. - Jack, 4/5/14, PHI @ BOS

Marchand scores! It’s 6-1! If this is a game of strip poker people are running out of articles of clothing! - Jack, 2/8/14, OTT @ BOS

Buckminster Fuller’s happy somewhere, ‘cause there were about eight triangles in that sequence! - Jack, 1/28/14, FLA @ BOS

I’ve got a zoo full of pet peeves! - Jack, 12/5/13, Bruins at Canadiens

…Skates over the Senator’s face, something we all wish we could do in the United States - Jack, 11/15/2013, BOS @ OTT

PATRICE BERGERON with a MAGNIFICENT rush and the Bruins have their second shorty of the night! - Jack, 9/3/13, TBL @ BOS

The crowd’ll tell you the result. - Jack, 9/3/13, TBL @ BOS, on Chris Kelly’s penalty shot.