By Mike Watts (@MikeWattsOnAir)



23-year-old Andrew Hawryluk came to national prominence this week for eating at Chipotle Mexican Grill for 155 consecutive days. Days later, Mark Rantal announced he had passed the 100 consecutive days. Hawryluk and Rantal had to pay for the right to live the “Chipotlife”, but the company has gifted some of their most loyal celebrities free burritos.

Thanks chipotle for my free burrito’s for life card! The best thing ever! I really appreciate it! @chipotletweets pic.twitter.com/JSn7DYmvy8 — Bryce Harper (@Bharper3407) March 19, 2013

The Chipotle Celebrity Card might be the most sought after golden ticket in existence. The secretive list of card holders has not been released and is extremely difficult to recreate, but some have shared their effusive praise publicly. After sifting through thousands of tweets, Instagram posts, and news stories on the subject, eleven athletes can be tied to a specific date.

Aerosmith frontman Stephen Tyler, skateboarder Tony Hawk, soccer standout Jozy Altidore, and Heat guard Mario Chalmers all have cards, but it’s not clear when they received them. Several MLS players recently received their cards and don’t have nearly enough time to feel its effects.

The athletes below received their year of free Chipotle and promptly posted on social media:

There are a few takeaways here. Of the eleven athletes, five saw a dip in production or efficiency and five missed significant time due to injury or ineffectiveness. In total, eight of the eleven had “disappointing” years for some reason or another. Chandler Parsons underwhelmed compared to his final year in Houston, Ty Lawson had his least efficient scoring season in the NBA, and Russell Wilson had his worst statistical season by Total QBR standards.

Chalmers, for his part, said he gave up eating Chipotle last offseason to work on conditioning.

#HEAT #MediaDay Mario Chalmers secret to offseason conditioning, “No rice. No black beans. Gave up chipotle.” pic.twitter.com/QB1wJ2ZfNC — FOX Sports Florida (@SunSportsFOXFL) September 26, 2014

A Chipotle spokesman told Yahoo! in 2013 that they don’t “share enough detail on [the celebrity card program] to make much of a story out of it. We obviously beg to differ.

The biggest takeaway for athletes pining for a VIP burrito card: Chipotle and its 1,400 calorie burritos may just be a sometimes food. And if your favorite player does tweet about hitting the fast food jackpot, beware the post-Chipotle slump.