

July 1st - CANADA DAY!

Celebrated throughout our empire and occupied territories, today is a day for comrades to relax and take a break from the kindly brutality that is world domination. Don't forget to Pledge!



Understanding the CWD Pledge of Allegiance!

Confused about that extra phrase in the Pledge? Are we "under Generals Claire and Jenny" or not? Read the debate!



Letters from the Disgruntled!

Updated hate mail collection. Know thy enemy and read up, comrades!



Neo-Nazis Steal From CWD ...

Just when you thought the white man had everything, you learn he doesn't have a talent for web development ... Arrr matey, we've been pirated! (more) ...



Check it, homies!

How do you recognize a comrade? Learn the secret sign that's sweeping the nation. No, really!



Smooches from your Generals Claire and Jenny!

Read our CWD Valentine's Spectacular and discover how to express your passions in the most Canadian manner possible.



The Official CWD Christmas and New Year's Message

Your tyrants give their year end holiday address to Canadians all over the world. "Compliant non-Canadians should never fear the upcoming invasion," say the Generals. Read on, hosers!

Come All Ye Faithful, Joyful and Subservient!

Returning: Official CWD Merchandise. Who can resist a stylish uniform? The answer: No one.

It Was Your Last Chance to Vote Pre-CWD Rule!

Enjoy the political process without fear: Read our CWD Federal Election Special. Get the official skinny on the candidates and find out if they'll be of use to our organization after Zero Hour.



Appeal to our citizenry!

Are you thrilled at the thought of the sun never setting on the Canadian empire? Send us some shit to prove it! We want photos, illustrations, stories, poetry, songs, and stuff you scrounged on the battlefield.