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It’s safe to say this lad is going to have a big old scrub in the tub tonight, after presenting some rather gnarly nether symptoms to docs on telly this week.

The 24-year-old went to the The Sex Clinic complaining of pain and an ‘irritated tip’ of the penis – also he mentioned a smell that was emanating from his member that prompted us to thank the good lord the E4 show was yet to employ smellovision.

Inspecting his junk, Dr Naomi described the smell was the product of ‘smegma’, which is now a word we want to banish to the nethers of our mind.



Zack told the doc he’d been having some issues retracting his foreskin, and when Naomi attempted the mission the lad reacted with an ‘Ohh’ that didn’t sound pleasurable at all. For while it ‘didn’t hurt’, he did say the feeling of her peeling his foreskin back was ‘unfamiliar’.


Our reaction

Which makes sense when viewers then discovered Zack hadn’t pulled his own foreskin back and had failed to wash his penis properly in all of his 24 years.

Matters were not made any easier when he admitted while he just gave his privates a cursory ‘scrub’ in the shower, he also previously ‘had the clap’ and ‘caught Gonorrhea from some lass too’ – never great combinations when you’re not washing yourself.

Zach was inspected by Dr Naomi (Picture: E4)

When he was quizzed by show host Sarah Mulindwa afterwards over his lack of sexual organ hygiene, Zac explained the area was ‘sensitive’ enough as it was – so he wasn’t about to grab a flannel and some soap and risk…whatever you risk when you wash yourself thoroughly.

Viewers were pretty disgusted by the whole thing while also feeling a little sorry for the guy who built up the courage to go on telly to talk about his sore penis…only to be told he wasn’t washing it properly.

‘Imagine building up the courage to go on telly to talk about your issues with your penis and all the gross stuff under your foreskin for them to just tell you that you need to wash your dick,’ one wrote on Twitter. ‘Must have felt so silly.’

Another echoed their comrade’s sentiments, as they quipped: ‘Guy gans on the telly thinking somethings wrong with his willy for them to tell him to actually wash his willy and that he’s got a build up if smeg!! (sic).’

Others were merely shocked the lad had made it this far in life without encountering such problems before.

‘If you don’t know how to wash ya hampton by the age of 24.. you might as well just give up,’ one said, as another in their corner added: ‘Are we seriously at a point where grown men need to be told to wash their junk?!? Really??’

Well, yes, it appears so.

For all the lols online was having at this guy’s expense, we figure it’s safe to say he’s definitely aware of the cleaning procedures now.

We hope.

The Sex Clinic airs 10pm on E4.

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