New from The Betty Hubbard Clinic

Exclusive offer from The Betty Hubbard Clinic Bio-Science Laboratories

Now every normal man has the opportunity to be kept safe from the dangers of Homosexual perverts

Planning on getting all lagered-up in an area known to be frequented by homosexuals and recently-released long-term prisoners? Then you’re going to need a MARP to avoid the embarrassment of waking up face down with a sore arse and a note in your back pocket saying "thanks for a wonderful evening". The anus is a delicate organ, and one which we rely on to do it's day-to-day business without disruption, that is why we developed the MARP.



The patented MARP is a technologically advanced plug type device which is sewn permanently in place into your anal cavity, by our own trained surgeons at the Betty Hubbard Clinic. If you prefer the device can also be fitted in the comfort and privacy of your own home. The MARP uses a unique one-way Gas-Vent™ non-drip valve so your own body gases and solids are easily passed out of your system, but nothing can enter into it, so you are kept 100% safe all of the time. Plus, that's not all! Thanks to clever internal electronics the MARP protects you as you sleep emitting an ear piercing 98db alarm if anything comes even close to your buttocks. The MARP is also fitted with silicon o-ring seals to guard against leakage. Don't delay, in this day and age you can't afford not to fitted with a MARP! See our website for our other unique products and services.

If only this device had been available when Jimmy Savile was alive things could have turned out a lot different for me Anon - Male rape victim.

Take a look at these great features. Sewn permanently in place.

Unique gas-vent ™ valve.

Built in alarm system.

10 year battery life.

Guaranteed for 5 years.

Developed by top scientists.

Fully fitted in only 35 minutes.

Laser guided alignment for the perfect fit.

MARP alignment

Nurse Lana with the MARP insertion tool A MARP shown actual size The MARP has

transformed my life Dick Hurtz - Male rape victim.

Anal Health Magazine "Every Heterosexual man should have one of these things fitted. Surprisingly comfortable and great value - highly recommended" Dr. Skcollob Our very own online medical advisor says: "The MARP is a fantastic idea, now I can sleep soundly at night safe in knowledge that my rear end is safe from Arse Bandits, and since having mine fitted I hardly know I'm 'wearing' it.



Dr. Wan Kin Gai with the MARP insertion tool Take a look at the other products and services offered by The Betty Hubbard Clinic. Sex Change Surgery

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P-Test 200

Body Part Donation

Special web offer price of only

*£399.99 plus £199 fitting and alignment charge

Order your MARP today and receive this special deterrent t-shirt - your first line of defence. Any pervert will think twice before trying to have their evil way with you.

ORDER HERE These days we receive more and more requests from patients for a permanent record of their surgery to show to Family, friends and colleagues. due to this demand we can offer you this unique chance to capture your operation on video. For an inclusive fee of £99+ VAT we will film your operation in it’s entirety and provide you with a VHS cassette or one of those new fangled DVD's Please note : After having your MARP fitted you may have difficulty walking for approximately 24 hours, this is quite normal and is nothing to worry about. You may also suffer intermittent rectal bleeding and leakage for approximately 4 days after your procedure. A noted side effect of this device is a loud high pitched whistling noise whilst breaking wind. Please be aware of this fact before your fitting.

In a very small percentage of unrelated cases these devices have been known to explode, causing rectal lacerations. All Operations procedures performed by non-Qualified, semiskilled Surgeons. The Betty Hubbard Clinic Bio-Science Laboratories except no responsibility for loss of life or disability due to any side effects caused by an ill fitting or misaligned MARP. Please consult your physician before making any healthcare decisions or for guidance about a specific medical condition you stupid pricks. The Betty Hubbard Clinic expressly disclaims responsibility, and shall have no liability, for any damages, loss, injury to your Dung Trumpet and Gammon washer, or liability whatsoever suffered as a result of your reliance on the information contained in this site. The Betty Hubbard Clinic does not endorse specifically any test, treatment, or procedure mentioned on this site. Return to The New Site of the Weird No copyright infringement is intended. All images, audio, and video clips featured on this site are the sole property of their respective owners