12-19-2000

SINCE I AM TEH LEADERING JONRALIST OF TEH COMPUTAR GAMEING SCENE, I HAEV WRITTAN A REPORT ON WINDOWS WHISTLAR, which si teh OS that Micorsoft will uses too replaces Win2000. PLEAS read my artical and refreshes evary paeg 50 tiems so I gets teh big moneys.

THANK

AND YES JERRY IS A FAGOT

THX

BYE

12-12-2000

I HAVE STARTED TO DRAW A NEW COMIC ADVENTARE STARING LEVELORD TEH CRAZZEY DRUG THEIF!!! IT SI CALLED "LEVELERORD SUPAR LEVELORD SOLVES A MYSTERY" AND IT SI A ROLLARCOASTAR RIDE OF EXCIETMENT SO READS IT NOW JAR JAR BINKS

HEAR IS A PICTARE FROM IT:

THAT IS THE WRONG PICTARE BUT READ IT AAYNYWAY

11-30-2000

TWO NEW THINGS:

1) I HAVE WRITTAN ANOTHAR COLAMN OF "ASK JEFF K>" WERE I RIGHT BACK TO YUOR DUMB EMALES AND SHOW YUO HOW DUMB SOEM PEOPALS ARE NOT LIEK ME WHO SI SMARTY COMPUTAR HERO MAN BOY!!! MAN!!!

2) I HAEV MADE A COMIC CALLED "BETTAR THAN PENNEY ARCADE" BECAUSE I CAN DRAW BETTAR THAN PENY ARCADE AND SENCE IM ON EFONT ANYWAY MAYEB ITS NICE OF ME TO HELP OUT GAB AND TYCHO WITH THERE ARTWROK I THINK THATS NICE!!!

SO GO READ THEM NOW OR

YUO DIE!!! IN QUAKE #3!!!!!!

THX OKEYS BYE!

11-14-2000

I HAVE READ AT [H]ARDCOD THAT DIRECT X 8 IS OUT AND EVARYBODY SI WRITEING ARTICALS ABOUT DIRECT X 8 SO I DECIDEDED TO WRITE ONE MYSELF BECUASE IT CANT BE ANY WORSE THAN TEH CRAP SIETS LIEK SHARKEY'S SEXTREME!!! SO READS IT AND DONT READ SHARKETS EXTREME BECAUSE YUOLL TURN INTO A FRUIT BASKET IF YUO DO AND READ MY REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS HAT HEAD!

11-02-2000!!!

I haev writtan a review of "COmmands and Conquer : Red Alaert 2" and I found it too be a vary poor gaem! READS MY REVIEW PLES THX BYE1

10-17-20000

IN TEH FESTIVE SPIT OF HALLOWWENN, I HAEV MADE A SPOKEY AND HAUNTED SCARREY SPECIAL COMIC!!!!

READ IT NOW!!!

I WILL MAEK MORE! PS: DONT SENDS ME ANY MORE EMALE, CLOWNMOAT1

10-02-20000

I HAEV MADE A SCARRY FASLH MOVIE ABOUT HALLOWEEN OR CRISTMAS OR WHATEVAR ITS OVAR ON GEESE MAGAZINE.COM AND IT SAYS LOTAX HELPED ME BUT HE DIDANT DO ANYTHING SO IT LIED ANYWAYS SO GO READ IT THANKS FLYHEADS!

9-28-20000

Since evarybodey else has a hardwear reviews site, I haev made my own "JEFF K.'S HARDWARE BLOCK!!!" pleas sends me emale with yuor hardware siet news and informatian and i will puts it on my page and link me too yuor site so I GETS HITS!!!

HEAR SI TEH LINK TOO MY HARDWEAR PAGE!

i will be more populare than all those othar siets so hurray up and emale me and sends me links and newses!!!! OR ELSE YUOR getting my wrath!!

9-22-20000

ANOTHAR INTARVIEW! THES TIEM WITH TEH GUYS BEHIND GRAY MATTAR STUDIOS! THEY are maeking "RERUN To Castal Wolfenterstein #D!" they were vary nice (fagots) and gave me a lots of excluseive informatian (for fagots) and are vary entrtaining (fagots) so ples reads there intarview (yuo fagots).

THANKS FLYHEAD!!!!

9-15-20000

I HAEV INTARVIEWED "JAEK SIMPSON" OF RAVVEN SOFTWARES, HE MAEKS TEH GAME "SOLDAR OF FORTUNE" AND "HERETIC @" AND "START TRACK L33T FARCE"

READ TEH INTARVIEW

PS: HE THINKS HES FUNNEY MAN BUT HES JUST A CRAZZY BUG>

9-14-200

I HAEV BEEN ENHANCEING MY FALSH SKILLS TOO TEH NEXT LEVAL!!! CHECKS OUT MY USAR FREIDNLEY ANIMATED COMIC I MAED SO COMPANYS WILL GIVE ME MONEYS!!!

GO WATCH IT NOWW!

AND IF TEH SOUND ISNT RIGHT THEN YUOR COMPUTAR IS SUCKS!!!!

9-7-200

AS YUO CAN PROBLY TELL, I HAEV USED TEH POWAR OF FALSH TO ENHANCE MY WEBPAEG I HAEV EZXPANDED MY HAX0RING SKILLS TO ANOTHAR DIMENSIAN. G>

8-22-2000" i haev made some more Wackey Fun COmputar Comics ples reads them THANKS FLYHEADS!!!

8-18-2000: I am sorrey i haev not been updateing my paeg taht much but I am vary busey with stuff> Jerry and me are Trying too builds a robot from stuff at Radio Schack and it si going vary good. hear are soem pictares OH YEAH I gots a lettar from an importeant man who wants too buys my siet I thinks! LOOK:

From: GREG KASAVIN

SUBJECT: business proposal

As an elite games site representative, it's my job to seek out the best talent and assimilate it into the vast, profitable ZDNet network of games sites and other URLs. How in the hell do you know so much? I must have your secrets. You don't respond to your other email, but you'll respond to this one, because, like you, I am extremely important. Stop the moralism! Your comics were better when you were shooting people in the head, and Karnov vs. Quake 3 is better than Killcreek. And you need to keep all your Pokemon pictures in one place. Also, you must respond to this.

Sincerely,

Greg Kasavin

HE IS FROM GAMESTOP A SENOR EDITAR there!!! i do not know waht teh buisness propoasal is though. i hoep he writes back too gives me moneys. if not he gets THE OLD PUNCH!!!!

SPECAL UPDATE : STOP EMALEING ME GREG!!!!!!!!!1 yuor a nusance!

* JEFF K!!!!!!! ****

NEWS BOXE ENTAR NEWS HEAR:

8-16-2000: I HAEV REDESIGNED MY SIET AGANE BECAUSE TEH LAST ONE WASANT SHOWING UP IN LUNIX SO MAEYBE THES ONE SI BETTAR. EMALE ME IF YUO LIEKS IT I WILL BE ADDING MORE ANAMATED JIFFS TOO LATAR okey

* JEFF K!!!!!!! ****

NEWS BOXE ENTAR NEWS HEAR:

8-15-2000: i haev redeigesiend my siet. i am MASTAR OF HTAML. I was going too uses Frames but I didant know how and I dont want too learn becayse Im too busey for thes!!! I will maek new comics soon and maeybe writes an artical. UNTIL THEN DONT WRITE AND DONT EMALE ME BECAUSE I WONT ANSWAR IT!!!!!!!!

all teh articals and stuff i haev done are on teh left colamn okaey#

* JEFF K!!!!!!! ****

i haev gottan a LOT of emale lately becayse i am now populare ! I WILL MAKE A FAKQ LIKE THRASH ABOUT ME! my facq will be abvout my informatian MY NAME IS JEFF K and i am l33t i haX0r and code mods for QUAKE 2 and WQUAKE 3 and I review vidEO CARDS AND AUDIO CARDS if yuo are a person that works for NVIDIA and 3DFX, emale me and I will review yuor new cards i will do a good job because Im not a dumb fagot like those other guys!!!!! I also maek Quaaek mods, my new mod is REAL POPULAR I AM ALMOST SDONE it has laser guns and VIETNAME TROOPARZ and guns

COPYRIGHT JEFF k 20000 adn sSOMETHING AWFEUL