Liz Crokin, the right-wing conspiracy theorist last seen claiming Satanic pedophiles were going to kill us all, now says she’s “100% certain” that there exists a videotape in which Hillary Clinton is sexually abusing a child.

She doesn’t have it. But it’s totally out there.

“I know with absolute certainty that there is a tape that exists that involves Hillary Clinton sexually abusing a child,” Crokin said. “I have gotten this confirmed from very respectable and high-level sources.” … “All I know is that, one hundred percent, a video of Hillary Clinton sexually abusing a child exists,” she said. “I know there’s many videos incriminating her, I just don’t know which one they are going to release. But there are people, there are claims that this sexual abuse video is on the dark web and I know that some people have seen it, some in law enforcement, the NYPD law enforcement, some NYPD officers have seen it and it made them sick, it made them cry, it made them vomit, some of them had to seek psychological counseling after this.” “I’m not going to go into too much detail because it’s so disgusting, but in this video, they cut off a child’s face as the child is alive,” Crokin claimed. “I’m just going to leave it at that.”

The high-level sources inside her brain couldn’t be reached for comment. (Or for anything else.)

When you’re someone like Crokin, who has no credibility, wouldn’t you want to get your hands on a copy of the video before telling everyone it exists?

I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I’m thinking rationally. I’ll stop doing that.

While a video of Clinton abusing a child almost certainly doesn’t exist, there are countless videos in which right-wing Christians tell lies in an attempt to destroy their enemies. Unfortunately for them, they’ve gone so far off the deep end that they can’t even tell good lies anymore. Their sense of reality has been completely skewed.

(via Right Wing Watch)

