Spoiling months of future Variety stories that would have slowly trickled out the same information but added industry slang, The Wrap has posted a revealing leaked Paramount email that sums up plans for all kinds of in-development films we weren't supposed to know the status of yet. Kathryn Bigelow might be making a film that would bring together Will Smith, Christian Bale, Javier Bardem, and Sean Penn, like a respectable-actor Expendables? So it seems! Let's continue, then...

Paramount denies the validity of the document, saying it contains only partially correct information, but they would say that, wouldn't they? Perhaps they can still manage to make lemonade out of these lemons. When life hands you a leaked email, make a rival leaked email comedy, guys.