We demand that all federal funding for Space Exploration be diverted to a project solely dedicated to sending Joe Buck to Mars. Scientists have expressed concerns regarding the vast amount of oxygen required to support his habit of ruining sports broadcasts. We the people are OK if they cannot tackle this problem, and launch him regardless.

If this project cannot be completed in a timely manner, locking him in a soundproof box and dropping said box in the deepest trench in an ocean is an acceptable alternative.