Here at Bacon Tits we like all things breasts. I recently found out that my friend Glenna has breast cancer. I just spent 2 weeks in Turkey with Glenna and her umbrella hat. I even spent some quality time with Glenna’s breasts, laying on a marble slab together in a Turkish bath.

I kept remarking at how positive this woman is. She is incredibly sweet, kind, and cheery. She’s one of the most pleasant people to be around and I know she will get through this tough time with her heart forward, her mind positive, and her umbrella hat at the ready. She’s got a great support system but I just wanted to take a moment here in the land of boobs and bacon to wish her the best of luck and send strength her way as she kicks cancer’s ass.

Much love to Glenna.

-Formica Dinette