I don’t know about you, but this makes me proud as punch:

Country Median Wealth

Per Adult

1. Australia $193,653

2. Luxembourg $153,967

3. Japan $141,410

4. Italy $123,710

5. Belgium $119,937

6. United Kingdom $115,245

7. Iceland $ 95,685

8. Singapore $ 95,542 (non-OECD)

9. Switzerland $ 87,137

10. Denmark $ 87,121

11. Austria $ 81,649

12. Canada $ 81,610

13. France $ 81,274

14. Norway $ 79,376

15. Finland $ 73,487

16. New Zealand $ 63,000

17. Netherlands $ 61,880

18. Ireland $ 60,953

19. Qatar $ 57,027 (non-OECD)

20. Spain $ 53,292

21. United Arab Emir. $ 47,998 (non-OECD)

22. Taiwan $ 45,451 (non-OECD)

23. Germany $ 42,222

24. Sweden $ 41,367

25. Cyprus $ 40,535 (non-OECD)

26. Kuwait $ 40,346 (non-OECD)

27. United States $ 38,786

But never fear, we’re still number one where it counts:

According to the Forbes report released in March 2013, there are currently 1,426 U.S. dollar billionaires worldwide, boasting a combined total net worth of $5.4 trillion. The United States has the largest number of billionaires of any country, with 442 as of 2013, while Russia and China were home to 96 and 95 billionaires respectively in 2012. Among U.S. billionaires, the average age is 66 years

So, you know, it’s not like everybody in America is a loser.