These are some shot of European fast-food chain Quick's black-bunned Darth Vader burger. As you can see, it doesn't look like complete shit, unlike the garbo Burger King always serves. You show me someone at BK who can assemble a burger that looks even REMOTELY like what it's supposed to and I'll show you an ALTERNATE F***ING REALITY. That said, I'm sure most of you here would probably be willing to choke this thing down. Me? I only like to eat-- "WIENEEEEERRS!" Wieners apparently.

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A Closer Look At France's "Dark Vader Burger" [buzzfeed]

Thanks to bb and Terry, one of which would happily eat three of these in a single sitting while the other one and I watched in horror and begged him to stop.