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Average Speed on Flat Terrain (mph) 17-18 25-28

Average Time Trial Speed (mph)

A Tour de France pro's ability to produce more power for longer means he would complete the 14km course of the Stage 1 time trial 10 minutes faster than the average rider. 19-20 29-31

Pecks on the Cheek (per week)

Last year Astana's Vincenzo Nibali won four stages of the Tour de France and spent 19 days in the yellow jersey (and another in polka dots). That's 24 podium visits and 96 kisses (two from each hostess). In all, 420 podium kisses will be given during the 3-week race. 11 32

Estimated Watts (power) at Threshold (watts) 170-220 405-450

Average Speed on Cobbles (mph)

If you and 2014 Paris-Roubaix champion Niki Terpstra started Stage 4's 3.7 km Viesly a Quievy cobbled sector together, the Etixx Quick-Step rider would gain more than 3 minutes on you by the end of it. 14-16 21-23

How Long it Takes to Climb Alpe d'Huez (time)

A pro climber like Movistar's Nairo Quintana will probably average 425 watts on the final climb of the 2015 Tour. You'd be closer to 195. 1:18:20 39:50

Maximum Sprint Power (watts)

Sprinters generate incredible amounts of power in the final 5-second dash for the line. A larger rider like Giant-Alpecin's Marcel Kittel might hit 1,500 watts at the end of Stage 2. 600-800 1,200-1,400

Hours of Riding on a Rest Day (time) 0 2-3

Average Speed on Mountainous Terrain (mph) 9-10 21-25

Daily Loads of Laundry

Whenever a team truck is parked, the washing machine is probably running. 94 1.35

Bikes at Your Disposal

A domestique might have a race bike and a spare, a TT bike, and a bike for the cobblestones. A Tour de France contender like Alberto Contador might have two or three of each. 1 4+

Sandwiches Consumed Per Day

Soigneurs make lunches for everyone on the team including staff. With about 12 to 15 team personnel supporting the team's 9 riders in France, that's a lot of bread! 1-3 305

Daily Bottles of Drink Mix Guzzled

Depending on conditions, you might mix 1 or 2 bottles per ride. A Tour de France soigneur might mix between 40 and 120 bottles for the team on each stage. 1-2 4-13