OMG! I didn't know squirrel magnetic poetry was a thing, or that I needed it, but my Santa sure did. I had mentioned that I wanted a haiku about squirrels because they're my favorite little dudes and now I can make a new haiku about them whenever the heck I want! THANKS!!!

My first masterpiece - ahem:

Sassy garbage squirrel

scampered through the window;

that fat little freak