Joe Biden had a super Tuesday on Super Tuesday. Once left for dead — mainly because he sometimes looks like he died and no one told him — the former vice president is now the delegate leader. The Democrat race is now between two old white guys who manage to be older than the current president while just as white. Not that there's anything wrong with that. White people are people too. Just that when the Democrats brag about diversity being their strength and that they have the most diverse candidates ever, LOL at two geriatric Caucasians being your standard-bearers.

All of that aside, Biden is back, baby! And doing Biden things. Like sniffing babies.

Look, I've always liked Joe Biden personally. I'll never vote for him, but he at least seemed like a nice guy. But does anyone actually think Biden is going to make it to November? I don't mean that in a "doesn't Hillary look tired?" way. I mean that in a "someone needs to be held responsible for abuse" way (see Joe Biden Says ‘We Choose Truth Over Facts!’ and the Crowd Goes Wild and WATCH: Joe Biden Gets Gropey with Another Little Girl). Even in his speech last night, Biden confused his wife for his sister.

Let the man relax on his front porch with some lemonade and reruns of Matlock.

Also, if a candle company could come up with "baby head" as a scent, Biden could use a hookup.