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None Plenty of OK Tinderfish: LIVE!!! CrossFit Speed Dating Steve Dyer Friday, February 13, 2015 from 8:00 PM to 10:00 PM (EST) Somerville, MA Ticket Information Ticket Type Sales End Price Fee Quantity A ticket for a guy that wants to meet ladies. Ended $25.00 $0.00 A ticket for a lady that wants to meet guys. Ended $25.00 $0.00 A ticket for a lady that wants to meet ladies. Ended $25.00 $0.00 A ticket for a guy that wants to meet guys. Ended $25.00 $0.00 Enter promotional code If you have a promotional code, enter it here: Apply

Share Plenty of OK Tinderfish: LIVE!!! CrossFit Speed Dating Share Tweet Event Details WHEN: Friday, February 13 at 8 PM

WHERE: Commonwealth CrossFit, 630 Somerville Ave, Somerville MA TICKETS: $25 (Update! Tickets for ladies looking to meet guys are currently SOLD OUT! I will release more tickets as guys sign up - so get your guy friends to sign up if you want to come! Guys, this means there are lots of enthusiastic ladies looking to meet you...)

Here at Commonwealth CrossFit, we are JOYFULLY DRIVEN in all areas of existence - in friendship, in commitment to self improvement, in the culinary arts. However, there are times and moments in life when our individual thoughtful magnanimity cannot be contained within, and requires another human vessel to capture the overflow, kind of like at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy when they all held hands so they wouldn’t explode.

We are also JOYFULLY DRIVEN in bringing together similarly minded hotties with amazing personalities who embrace their inner #yessence. As we all know, if you are a member of a CrossFit gym, you are - by definition - all of those things. We want to help you find the other half of your golden scarab, or maybe find a new comp partner, or maybe have a great Friday night out with spankin’ new friends. Who knows! Let’s just fill a room with blind optimism, top notch cardiovascular health, a couple jello shots (Yes! There will be jello shots!) and find out together what kind of magic turns up.



HERE’S THE WORKOUT OF THE DAY:

4 ROUNDS OF:

1 Jello Shot from Gelology Edible Cocktails

5 minute AMRAP (with partner 1) Swoonerate 5 minute AMRAP (with partner 2) Impressify 5 minute AMRAP (with partner 3) Encharmenize 5 minute AMRAP (with partner 4) Listening Skills 2:00 rest, special challenge task (?!?)

RX: Reasonable expectations RX+: Reasonable expectations with extra kindness (NO SCALING)



We’ll start each round with an edible cocktail from Gelology, because they are surprisingly delicious and fun and charming and help shake the nerves off a bit. Then we’ll talk to a person for a couple of minutes - long enough to get a first impression, but short enough to leave them wanting more. You’ll mark down on a card whether you would be chill with seeing this person again. You’ll talk to a couple more people, and mark your card accordingly. At the end of each round, there will be a couple minutes to do some ballistic stretching, get your headspace right, and check your eyebrows with your phone camera before the next round.



At the end of the night, give your cards to me! I’ll tally up and quantify all of the magic that happened, and send you an email with the contact information for your matches. You take it from there.





Frequently Asked Exclamations

When is this event! Friday, February 13, 8 PM

Where is this event!

Commonwealth CrossFit, 630 Somerville Ave, Somerville MA

If you are driving, there is a parking lot with 15 spaces, and free street parking on Somerville Ave.

If you are taking public transportation, it’s a 10 minute walk from Porter on the Red Line/Fitchburg commuter rail, and the 83 and 87 buses stop right in front of the gym.

How much is the event! $25, no secret sneaky hidden fees

Why should I even go!

At Plenty of OK Tinderfish LIVE, you’ll get to talk to real live people in person! They will not catfish you, because they are standing in front of you! They will respond to all of your messages, because they are standing in front of you! And it’s not even messages! It’s talking, just like the olden days! They’ll use entire sentences, beyond just “sup” and “hey,” because you’re looking them right in the eyeballs! It’s all so vintage and retro throwback, and a little scary, but also crazy enough that it just might work!



What do I wear!?!

We’re having it at a gym, so probably not a tux or formal ball gown? But that would probably make a great first impression, so maybe you should wear a tux or formal ball gown. You want to look cute, but not like you’re trying too hard. Group text all your best friends 3 outfit options, and then disregard their advice completely and go with the other one, it brings out your eyes.

Is this event LGBT inclusive! DUH OF COURSE! Just pick the ticket type that pertains best to your situation so that you’re put in the right group. Due exclusively to my feeble mind in dealing with the logistics of pairing, please contact me when you buy your ticket if you want to be paired with more than one group.

Are the people there even gunna be cute! YES, if you, dear reader, come!

Am I guaranteed to match with someone!

Heck no! Life is a weird game of chance, and you just have to roll those dice!

What about age! Am I too young! Am I too old! All we ask is that you are 21 or over. CrossFit and love are both eternal, and we won’t get in the way of fate. That said, I’m predicting it will mostly be people in their 20s and 30s, from a purely statistical standpoint.

What if someone at my gym doesn’t match me back and then it’s weird! Be cool! Everything’s fine! Don’t make it weird and it won’t be weird. People only are told you matched with them if you both match.

What if I marry someone I meet at this event? I walk you down the aisle and I’m the best man and maid of honor and give all the toasts and I get to name your first kid.



I have some other exclamations about the event, can I talk to you! Yes! Happy to answer any questions! Email YESsteveYES@YESsteveYES.com or tweet me at @YESsteveYES or Facebook me here!

Have questions about Plenty of OK Tinderfish: LIVE!!! CrossFit Speed Dating? When & Where

Commonwealth CrossFit

630 Somerville Avenue

Somerville, MA 02143



Friday, February 13, 2015 from 8:00 PM to 10:00 PM (EST)

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