Letter foretelling of my new knowledge. Reads:

"Dragonborn! dino-massacre I am here to teach you the way of making potions and stuff. But there are instructions so.... Hurry to it.

Secret Dude, half assed it. Oh and happy holidays ...Don't drink potions."

Good thing, I had that impulsive urge to chug them before I figured out they were bubble bath. Didn't seem half-assed to me! =)