blackcatula:

Sometimes, some guys

Go slippin through the night

With tattoos, dance shoes

Thirsty for the spotlight

There’s nowhere to hide, no need to run

We’re gonna have some fun



Ch-Ch-Ch-Chippendales

Topless dancers

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chippendales

That’s the answer

No, no, it never fails

Once they’re on stage

They make my world a better place



Bow ties, strong thighs

See how they move their hips

With such ease, striptease

Ten-dollar bills for tips

When you need release from your long day

There’s just no better way



Ch-ch-ch-Chippendales

Topless dancers

Ch-ch-Chippendales

That’s the answer

No, no, it never fails, they’ve got the moves

They’ll dance all night and never lose



Those eyes, they’re trouble

Hot guys, it’s double

When they’re around

The Chips are never down Ch-ch-ch-Chippendales

Topless dancers

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chippendales

That’s the answer

No, no, it never fails

Once they’re on stage

They make my world a better place

Art source

Original song

Lyric rewrite is mine

I stumbled across this old gem in my archives, so I’m bringing it back. :D

FUN FACT: I used to fancy myself good at writing lyrics (not so much at writing melodies) and for a time considered learning the art of the musical parody. Might try and get back into that. I have written originals as well. The Phineas & Ferb comic I did last year has a fun one about boredom eating!