Wedding expenses got you down? Is the thought of shelling out your hard-earned cash for "Mr. and Mrs." napkins driving you insane?

Stand-up comedian Scott Schendlinger feels your pain and has a solution to one of the most frustrating and expensive parts of wedding planning: the invitations.

"When you tell someone you're getting married, they know they can just screw you insanely. We wanted to get invitations -- you want to know what invitations are? I'll tell you ... invitations are pieces of paper with words," he says.

Suffice it to say, when he was charged $2000 for "words on paper," Schendlinger wasn't thrilled.

Watch the video above to find out his spot-on fix.