I really do love the heck outta my daughter you guys. Don’t let this fool you. She’s kind of amazing and so is the lady who made her. I love you both. Happy Valentine’s Day. This is quite possibly the worst Valentine’s present anyone has ever given anyone else. Except for machine gun fire. That one takes the cake. Cannoli. Whatever.

Have you read Lunarbaboon, Fowl Language Comics, and/or Nameless PCs? Because you should. You really really should.