I hate birthdays. Well, not everyone’s—just mine. It feels weird being the center of attention, so I never make plans to celebrate it. I still receive gifts, but even those provoke discomfort.

But some gifts are so good they transcend all of that. At what I presume was great expense, my brother presented me with this framed Interstellar poster—signed by Matthew McConaughey and Christopher Nolan. The best part? Next to his name, McConaughey scribed: “JKLivin’.

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