Narrator: October was alwaysmy favorite month. It was that misty season when everyone embracedthe weird and scary. Our little townwas no different. I was just a kid back then. Me and all the other childrenwere preparing for the greatest nightof the year. But this Halloweenwas different, and it would change us allforever. Whoa! What the... Hey, who lefttheir scooter here, m'kay? Whose damn scooter is this? Townsperson:It isn't anybody's! They're e-scooters.Anyone can use 'em. E-scooters? Yeah. See? There's a bunch hereand a bunch more down there. Ohh! Everyone can use them to get around town, you know? Leave 'em where they wantfor the next person. Well, where the helldid they all come from?! Nobody knows. [ Scary music plays ] So, anyone can use them? Yeah. I think they just workwith your cellphone. How? Oh, yeah, it has one of thoselittle scan thingies. Let me see. [ Cellphone chimes ] Yeah, dude, it's downloadingan app! Cool! Uh, It wantsa credit card number. You want to use your mom'sor my mom's? Let's do your mom's. 3715-523-- Is that an Amex? Yeah.You want a Visa? 8292-438-776-6507. Expiration? 12/23. Security co--921. [ Scooter beeps ] Dude, it worked! [ Scooter whirs ] How is it, dude? Pretty stupid, but sweet! Oh, my God.Dude. Oh, my God!What? We should use these thingsto trick or treat on Halloween! Hey, yeah! We could coverso much more ground! We'd get, like,more candy than anybody. Everybody get the app! This is gonna bethe best Halloween ever! Oh, wait, guys.I don't have a phone. Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't havea phone 'cause he's poor. Oh. Well, that's okay.We'll figure it out. We always do! Together: All right!

[ Car alarm chirps ] [ Spooky music plays ] What -- What the fuckis going on in...? [ Doorbell jingles ] How can I help you? I'm just gettin'my Halloween candy. Want to make sureto get enough. Last year, I ran out, andthe kids egged my house. M'kay? Yeah, you don't want to runout of candy on Halloween. I'll take three large bags eachof Snickers Fun Size, Payday Bite Size,Almond Joy Snack Size, and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size.M'kay? Sounds like you wantto be prepared. Hey, c-canI ask you something? W-What's up with all thesedamn scooters? Oh, I think you getan app on your phone and you can use themall over town. No, but, like,where did they come from? You know, it's like one day,everything was fine, and the next, there were thesefuckin' scooters everywhere. You don't like scooters? I just think peopleshould drive, m'kay? I don't thinkpeople should scoot. I just -- I just hopethe future isn't scootin'. Well, they seempretty convenient. What can be so wrongabout that? Happy Halloween. [ Doorbell jingles ] [ Spooky music plays ]

Whoo-hoo! Hey, dude!Check it out! I got my pail. Great. Cool.You got your pail. Yup! Come on in, Kenny.Let's talk. [ Door closes ] Go ahead.Take a seat, Ken. Okay, Kenny,here's the deal. Uh, you know that we havethis awesome plan to trick or treaton e-scooters this year. You...don't have a phone. Kenny,we've been talking, and the truth is,without a scooter, you're just gonnaslow us down. It's probably best you trick or treatwith someone else this year. But we alwaystrick or treat together. Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny. To use a scooter, you haveto have a phone, and... I mean,if we're waiting for you, we're gonna be as slowas all the other kids. It's like...you know. Guys, please. Look, Kenny, I alwaystold you that one day, being poor was gonnacatch up with you. Okay?But you didn't want to listen. You just kept onbeing poor, and now it's Halloween,and you don't have a cellphone. Okay, okay.Cartman, that's not the point. He needs to hear this,Kyle. You know,people are just poor, and they thinkit's not gonna come back to bite them in the ass.That's enough, dude! We're sorry, Kenny.It's just... This awesome plan to getshitloads of candy doesn't...work with you. Shouldn't have been poor,Kenny.

♪ Knickety, knackety,noo noo noo ♪ ♪ Hey, willy-wallacky,hey, John Dougal ♪ ♪ A lane quo rooshetyroo roo roo ♪ [ Song plays on radio ] [ Scooter whirs ] [ Scooter whirs ] [ Tires screech ]Whoa, shit! M'kay! Hey, you hada goddamn red light! Scooter guy: Sorry. [ Sighs ] Jesus Christ. Hey! Sorry.What the hell? Look at my car!Who's gonna pay for -- Sorry, dude!God damn it! Get off the God damn streetswith those things! [ Tires squeal ] [ Tires screeching ] [ Thudding ] Scooter guy:Sorry, bro! [ Thud ] Oh, fuck me!

we find the nearest scootersand begin trick or treating In butters' neighborhood here. Then at 3:00 p.m., we --[ Doorbell rings ] Sh-- Sh-- Sh-- Shit! Cover it!Cover it! [ Doorbell rings ] Oh.Hey, Kenny. Hey, dude.Uh, look. I was wondering, do you think I could trick ortreat with you guys this year? You wanna trick or treatwith us? What about Stan and Kyleand those guys? Oh, you know, I just thought I'dswitch it up this year, ha ha. Yeah, look.Don't tell anybody, but, um... we're gonna trick or treaton e-scooters this year. We're seriouslygonna rake in the candy. Problem is,e-scooters work with a phone, and pretty sureyou don't h-have... I won't slow you guys down.I swear! Dude, it's trick or treat. It's not something we're willingto just mess around with, okay? Good luck.

[ Truck beeping ] [ Brakes screech ] [ Alarm beeps ] [ Gasps ] [ Spooky music plays ] What the hell? ♪♪ Aah! [ Thud ]Scooter guy: Agh! Sorry, dude. God damn it,where'd you get that? Oh, they're all over, dude. Super convenient.Try it out. ♪♪

[ Conversations stop ] Hey, guys! So, listen! I was thinking maybe I'd trick or treatwith guys this year! You wanna trick or treatwith us? Why? Oh, you know! Just tryingto be gender neutral! Ha ha ha. So, uh,you guys thinkyou're gonna get a lot of candytrick or treating this year? We're gonna geta butt load of candy! Shh! Butters, don't tellthem our secret. Oh, we havea little secret, too! But we're not gonna tell people'cause they're gonna copy us, so let's just leave it at that. Fine by us. So what are you gonna befor Halloween? Be? I'm gonna be on an e-scootertaking all your candy! That's what I'm gonna be! Dude!Sorry! Hey, wait.That's what we're doing! -What?-Hold on! You guys are using e-scooterson Halloween, too? Oh, you jerks found out the girls are alltrick or treating on e-scooters, and you stole our idea! Okay.Hold on! This is bullcrap! [ Kids arguing indistinctly ]

Narrator: It was the daybefore Halloween. All of our parentswere gathered together to try and stop a nightmarefrom coming true. All right, everyone.Quiet, please. We have a community crisison our hands, and it's my jobto keep you informed. As you know, there's been a rise in the use of e-scootersin our town. Officer Brown is headof crisis control. Officer? We have inside informationthat kids everywhere are going to be using e-scootersfor tricks or treats. Now, with these things,kids and teens can cover a lot of groundin very little time. They can hit more housesthan ever before. Because of the scooters,we also expect that people from allthe neighboring counties Will commute for tricksor treats in our town. Because of all of this,we believe each household needsto be prepared with at least $6,000 worthof candy. [ Crowd shouting angrily ] Well, that's ridiculous! We -- We can't all buythat much candy! Let's just get ridof those scooters! -Yeah!-That's right!-Let's do it! You can't get rid of 'em! I tried! You all just sat there while those thingspiled up on our sidewalks. You all rode 'em around, m'kay?I saw you. You could have used your cars,but you just had to scoot! And nowtricks or treats is here! Well, I'll tell you one thing -- I'm not gonna let my houseget egged this year For not having enough candy! So what are we gonna do?! We gotta getmore candy! [ People screaming ] Shit! [ Brakes screech ] [ Car alarm chirps ][ People screaming ] Get! Go on!Get out of my way! Look, I gotnothin' left, all right? What did you -- G-Give mesome of those Hi-Chews! Those are already accounted forby folks who called in! Then let me -- let me havethe Whatchamacallits! Those are for me!I got to protect my own house! Look, you've got to give mesome more fuckin' candy! [ Screaming continuesin distance ] [ Shotgun cocks ]There's nothin' left here. You gotta gosomewhere else. [ Tires screeching, squealing ] Where --Where's the candy, m'kay? Candy? What aisleis the candy in? Aisle 7. 7!Aisle 7!

♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Sighs ] 20 Reese's Pieces,1 Twix, 16 Raisinets... [ Knock at door ]Just -- Just a minute! 12 Hot Tamales,half a Nestle Crun-- [ Knock at door ]Okay, come in! What do you want? I-I just... It's Halloween,and I should be happy. But I'm not happy at all. Wait. Are you herefor counseling? Yeah!What should I do? I'm gonna misstrick-or-treating. It sucks. Do you realize it's about to beWorld War Three out there?! We have bigger problems! Consider yourselflucky, m'kay? Everyone's gonna be scootin',and there's no way to stop it. Why are you the one kidwho doesn't want to use them? I can't use one.I don't have a phone. What do you mean? Y-You can't use those thingswithout a phone? No. It sucks. Halloween was used to bea night without phones. But, Kenny,if that's true, then... could there be a wayto cut the connection? I don't know.I guess. [ Fingers snap ]Wait a minute. Take downthe cellphone tower. Then nobody has a phoneon Halloween! Jesus! You really thinkthat could work?! Yeah I just have to ride30 minutes outside of town! Oh, wait.I can't. I don't have a scooter. No. You don't needa scooter. 'Cause I gota fuckin' car.

Hello? Hey, Randy. Linda and I, we -- we were talking about howwe never see you guys anymore, and we were thinkingwe'd hang out with you for Halloween.[ Chuckles ] Oh, I see. You want a place to hideon Halloween night, and you thought out hereon the farm, you'd be safe. Well, that and we really wantto hang with you guys. [ Chuckling nervously ]Yes! You think them fancy e-scootersdon't make it out here? We're gonna be bombardedjust like you city folk. Then please, Randy, couldwe just borrow a little candy? I got to keep what I have. Please, Randy,the stores are all out! Just a few Milky Ways to get us throughthe first couple hours, please! We can cut 'em up!We can -- We can hand them outlittle pieces at a time! I got to protectmy own, Stotch. I'm sorry. What arewe going to do?! It's okay, Linda!It's okay! On Halloween night,I'll -- I'll just get oneof those e-scooters myself. I'll go around,and I'll trick-or-treat. I'll -- I'll geta bunch of -- No, you can'tleave me alone! I'll get a bunchof candy, Linda, and I'll bring it backto our house for us to hand out! It's going to be okay.

[ School bell rings,children cheering and yelling ] Ugh! [ Car alarm blaring and childrenall yelling "Trick or treat" ] [ Girl screams, crash ] [ Screaming ] Here! Here, take it!Just take it! OH GOD!!! WE NEED MORE THREE MUSKETEERS! WE CAN'T BE OUT THERE HAS TO BE MORE!!!! Jesus Christ! Where'd allthese other people come from?! We have to get more candy thananyone else, even if we die!

[ Motors whirring ] [ Tires screeching ] The tower should bejust up over that ridge. Let's just hope to hellthis works. What gives themthe right, huh? I mean some big company cameand dumped a bunch of scooters everywhere without asking anyoneif it was okay. Yeah, people don't even care ifshit's dumped everywhere. Everyonejust loves technology. Yeah, you're right. You're a good kid, Kenny.I always thought so. I know we kind of all forgetabout you sometimes, but you're smartand compassionate. You might even makea good counselor someday. Whoa![ Tires screech ] Sorry, dude!

Keep going Ned!Don't you give up on me! Move it! Get out of my way!Trick or treat! The hellyou doing, Stotch? Happy Halloween!Trick or treat! You're just trying to getour candy for your house! That's not true. You don't even havea costume! Yes I do! I'm Meagan Kelly!Now trick or treat! That's it!I can't go anymore! Keep moving, Kyle! Dude, we can't carryany more candy! All right, over here.Come on! What are we doing? We got to make roomfor more candy. Come on. Eat as muchas you can. I don't -- I don't knowif I can keep doing this. Yes, you can,Kyle! I have any more --[ Retches ]

Find a way inside!I'll climb the tower! Okay, sounds good! Oh, fuck! Jesus Christ! Chh, chh, chh, haa, haa, haa. I'm all out of candy,all right?! Go look somewhere else! We're not herefor tricks or treats! Yeah, sure! That's whatthe last people said. Then they dumped my entire bowlin a pillow case! Dude, relax.It's okay. I'm just a security guard,all right? We never even used to havetrick-or-treaters out this far! That's why we have to take downthis cellphone tower -- to stop the scooters. Jason, I'm a counselor.You need to trust me.

[ Pounding ] There's a bowl of Rice Krispietreats at the side door! The side door,you animals! Detective, look! We are two hours ahead here. New York has completelyrun out of candy! [ Static ] Butters?We've lost butters! Oh, God.Butters! [ Munching weakly ] [ Kids shouting ] We're never going to haveenough candy! [ Metal clinking ] Okay, that's got it! All right, Kenny! Let's see you do thiswith a goddamn scooter! [ Tires squeal ] [ Metal creaking ] Kenny: Whoa! [ Scooters whir ] [ Whirring stops ] [ Children shouting ] [ Scooters whirring ] [ Whirring stops ]