I was going to wait until Xmas day to open my present but I just couldn't wait - besides, with all the posts I have been making to /r/trees in the past few months I wasn't sure what I might open in front of friends and family. Turns out I needn't have worried, I got a FANTASTIC, plush 'Christopher Hitchens' Monkey, complete with chest hair, glasses, a lovely Jacket, and his own glass for drinking scotch!

This is brilliant, he will have a special place of honour on my bookshelf right next to where I keep all my copies of the real Christopher's books.

Thanks Secret Santa, you really made my day. I love you for this.

XXXXXX Merry Xmas.