Did you read what we just wrote?! Maggots in your nose. Maggots, people. Sorry if you're eating lunch right now but…nose maggots.

Nose specialists have stated that maggots could actually feed on the dust left up there, lay eggs and…well, you get the disgusting picture.

Here is the document that Scarborough Middle School in Maine released to parents that outlines all the dangers brought on by Smartie snorting. The fact that this piece of paper had to be issued is everything that's wrong with the youth of America.

For the love of all that is good and holy...whatever happened to kids just playing dodgeball or riding bikes after school?! Or if you really want a sugar high, just, you know, put the candy in your mouths and eat them like a normal human!

In case the message wasn't clear: don't snort Smarties. You'll get nose maggots.