Meet Peter White, a stand-up comedian who just effortlessly dismantled homophobia and demonstrated how it just makes no sense.

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Here’s a taste of his logic:

“If you’re a straight man and you go to a gay bar, if you stay long enough, eventually a guy will approach you… I mean, that’s just how men work: we hit on whoever’s around, doesn’t matter, gay or straight… And I remember the first time it happened to me and I was not ready for it: I was in a gay bar and this guy came up to me and he was like, ‘Hey man, first off, don’t worry — I know you’re not gay, so don’t worry… but I was just thinking, we’re out, we’re having a good time, why don’t I buy you a couple of shots, y’know, maybe we go down to the bathroom, maybe, I don’t know, I show you a good time, and then we go our separate directions — you’ll never have to see me again.’

And I was like: Oh my God, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me! For real? You’re gonna buy me shots first? What is this, my birthday? That’s amazing! Oh my God. Is this what being gay is? ‘Cuz this is super cool…”