5 Suits That’ll Make You The Guy The Bridesmaids Fight Over

Before we know it, it’s gonna start getting MUCH warmer here in Florida and, in addition to everywhere else, we’re gonna start getting those Spring and Summer wedding invitations from the “friends” who identify themselves as “Instagram Influencers” and take those annoying hand-pulling-fro- the-photographer’s-perspective shots of the two of them in St. Lucia. With that in mind, you’ll be expected to not only attend and pose in their overstaged photos, another unspoken agreement is that you’ll be expected to not just dress up, but look amazing (in fact, you’re a grown fucking man; you’re expected to dress well ALL the time.)

Since we never want to go to any wedding unprepared and dress to any numbers less than the nines and don’t want you doing so either, we want to share some of the suits from the Asos Spring Sales specifically made for warm weather weddings (points for alliteration.) Why these particular suits? They’re NEVER boring, they’re made for the big guys, the slim guys, and those of us in between, and most importantly, you can get a killer, well-tailored, quality suits for under $200. You can spend more than than if you’d like, but we like to spend less when we can, especially when you don’t have to sacrifice quality.

Classic, clean, and light without being an bright white Mark Twain knockoff.

Avail London skinny suit jacket in blue plaid check – $91

You won’t be the only guy in a blue suit, but you WILL be the only guy there whit THIS blue suit, and it’s definitely sure to make everyone else wonder who the hell you are, and get to know you.

Selected Homme slim suit in light green – $78

Ahh sea foam. Hard to pull off without looking ridiculous. Somehow this suit gets it in for under $100.

River Island wedding super skinny suit jacket in dark green – $45

Feel like going for a darker green and sporting a color that’s one of 2020’s most stylish shades of the year? Go for this dark emerald suit and throw on a white or blue shirt under it.

Twisted Tailor Runner super skinny suit jacket in stone linen – $67

Summer wddings were made for linen. And linen suits were made for Summer. Period.