Meet Samantha Goudie, @Vodka_samm on Twitter.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck feelings, looooooove alcohol — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 30, 2013

As evidenced by the above tweet, and many, many others that reveal her penchant for an elevated BAC, Vodka Samm likes to drink. One can assume she probably drinks a lot, and probably often. Especially vodka. Vodka Samm attended the Iowa-Northern Illinois football game on Saturday, but she didn’t get to see the end of it.

According to the University of Iowa police report, Samantha was arrested for public intoxication after she was caught trying to enter the playing field during the game. She would later blow a 0.341.

Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.

She was soon released from jail, probably around 3:30, because she started tweeting again at 3:33. It turns out she’s awesome on Twitter.

Just went to jail #yolo — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

#yolo

Blew a .341 in jail — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

Respectable.

My mom had to get me out of jail and had to take a breathalizer #lmao — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

Her mom may like vodka, too.

I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013

That’s a no-brainer.

Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

Classic Vodka Samm.

Go Hawks motherfuckers — Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013

Go Hawks.

[via Deadspin]

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