Quotes

Scrummy O'Doole

: This hole starts off innocently enough. It's a nice straight shot down the fairway. You feel good about yourself playing it safe down the middle. Then "Holy Crap!" It's the freakin Grand Canyon! Talk about a ball-buster. Who dreamed up this bloody 530 yard Par 5 nightmare of a hole? Then when you thought it couldn't get worse, you get kicked right in the privates with a sheer drop down to a wee little green that you can barely piss on! This hole will make a man out of ya, even if you're a ...