Nature is a cruel mistress (Picture: Getty)

A Ryanair customer has been fined £2,700 for pulling down his pants and crapping on the tarmac after getting off a plane.

The man, aged 68, was said to be a state of ‘mild agitation’ when he shocked more than 50 other passengers by defecating where he stood,

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The al fresco toilet break happened between the runway and the terminal building at Brindisi Airport in Italy, after the plane took off in Manchester.

It would never happen on British Airways, eh?


After the man relieved himself on September 30, he was arrested.

Brindisi International Airport. The man is not pictured (Picture: Getty)

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He is believed to have made the trip to go on holiday in Lecce.

But the vacation piggybank had to be raided when he was fined 3,000 euros, according to Italian media, for ‘acts contrary to public decency’.

A Ryanair spokesman told Metro: ‘An individual was detained by local police at Brindisi Airport on September 30. This is a matter for local police.’