Welcome to the future, where you can read up on what anyone you have ever known is having for lunch!Â Social networking may be fun and even useful at times, but it’s also amazingly pointless most of the time.Â Of course, this has led to every university and corporation trying to get in on the fun.

A site involving badger AI that randomly attacked your profile could be fun, indeed.Â It would sort of be like those zombie and vampire games people play on Facebook, but only less annoying.