Let’s just get right into it. We hear you, why would you listen to two blow up dolls who look like they belong on a pornhub thumbnail? But trust us when we say- we did not do a casting couch reshoot with Dave to get this job. I know it’s hard to believe, but you’re gonna have to just trust us on this one. We’re not trying to take Lisa Ann’s crown, we just might have something here- so bear with us.

How did a D1 athlete and an economics major who quit her job on Wall Street end up at Barstool? Well, Barstool liked our idea of uncensored, real, female locker room talk which quite frankly is just as nasty as guy locker room talk. And we had no problem exploiting our experiences- as well as ourselves- for our listeners entertainment.

Let’s be honest, the vast majority of men and women have no fucking idea what they are doing- both socially and sexually. Not saying that we have any idea, because we don’t. But through our candid discussions about our fuckups, we hope everyone, including ourselves, will learn a thing or two.

Imagine being frat star Jimmy who can’t make his girl cum. No one wants to be that guy. Or imagine having no idea how to slide in to her DMs after she likes multiple pictures. Smh. I guess what we are trying to say is, we don’t have all the answers, but we do have the perspective most of you don’t have access to- the female perspective.