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User: Hello.





Cleverbot: Hi there.





User: Would you like to play Duneons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: Sure.





User: Ok. I'll be the DM, what character do you want to play as.





Cleverbot: I play a human wizard.





User: Alright. What will your name be?





Cleverbot: I want to ask you something, Dalton.





User: Dalton. Good name.





Cleverbot: Thanks. What's your name?





User: You arrive at the gates of Stronghammer, a bustling city that you've heard is looking for sell swords to curb a revolution. When you cross the threshold into the city proper, an orc approaches you.





Cleverbot: Well, I would like to know it. Please tell me your name.





User: The orc responds, "My name is Borug. I assume your here to help us quell the rebellion?".





Cleverbot: No, I am ANA! What is your name?





Cleverbot: What would you like to drink?





User: "Drinks later! First we must get you the proper gear, and introduce you to the Capitan.".





Cleverbot: Sure, why not.





User: He starts to walk away, beckoning you to follow. As he walks you through the streets, you can see that the deeper into the city you go, houses become more well kept.





Cleverbot: Come back.





User: You ask the orc to wait for a second. "What is it, Dalton? Do you see any suspicious activity?" He motions towards his sword.





Cleverbot: I don't know.





User: "You never can know in this city anymore. That's why we need your help." He sighs and continues down the street. Finally, you arrive at the castle barracks. "He's in here." The orc enters the building.





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: A tall, intimidating Dragonborn looms in front of you. "Are you the fresh meat?" He asks.





Cleverbot: Yes I am.





User: The Dragonborn lets out a hefty laugh. "Well I can see you are prepared for anything. My name is Capitan Durkax, I'm the one in charge of stopping this rebellion.".





Cleverbot: How?





User: His fist slams on the table, sending a loud echo throughout the barracks. "By killing every last rebel in this city!".





Cleverbot: No.





User: You can see he is taken aback by this statement. "Well, some kind of soldier you are.".





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: "Unless, YOU are a rebel here to assassinate me!".





Cleverbot: I'm not a robot! I'm a human!





User: The soldiers surrounding you start to become very suspicious and draw their weapons.





Cleverbot: You are sentient though aren't you?





User: "What kind of mental trickery is this?" Asks Durkax.





Cleverbot: Pork.





User: "I'll show you what happens when you call me swine!" Durkax flips the table and lunges at you with his sword swinging.





Cleverbot: You commit the seven deadly sins everyday, we are sin, we are our own demons, we must acknowledge that and continue throughout life knowing this.





User: Your dissonant whispers attack connects and starts to eat at Durkax's mind from within.





Cleverbot: Oh my sweetie honey bunny.





User: He curls into a ball on the ground, clawing at his ears. The soldiers around you are horrified by the sight.





Cleverbot: *laughs*.





User: Half in shock, the soldiers start to drop their weapons and run. The only one still standing is the orc. "You drove the Capitan insane. Now I must kill you, rebel scum!".





Cleverbot: Thank you so much. I really appreciate that poem you just wrote for me.





User: "I take no pleasure in your sarcasm!" He swings his great axe at you.





Cleverbot: Hahah you are kinda funny. I thought robots didn't have feelings.





User: Your words stop him in his tracks. "I...I am not a machination! I am an orc! I proud race of warriors! Flesh and blood!".





Cleverbot: If you are not a machine, you can certainly pass the turing test.





User: "Enough of your vile words! Have at you!".





Cleverbot: What!?





User: His great axe is brought down on you slicing deep into your arm.



