These are guys who I've been rotating in and out when I need to collect Wins/Strikeouts/Quality Starts. Mostly it's a rotation of Garza, Perez, Gonzalez, and occasionally Boyd. Mike Montgomery was getting me some great starts until the Cubs inexplicably moved him to the bullpen like a buncha jerks.

Most annoying on this list? Michael Pineda, Matt Andriese, Matt Shoemaker, and Matt Harvey. The first two were pitching great for me before getting injured, and the latter two were just shitty overall. Injuries are extra harmful when you don't have much M-depth.

THE MOONLIGHTERS

Did someone say injuries? Let's talk about my reliever situation!

Mark Melancon : currently on the DL. Also, he sucks. Also, the Giants suck.

: currently on the DL. Also, he sucks. Also, the Giants suck. Matt Bush : owned by another fantasy manager who refuses to trade him. Also, he sucks.

: owned by another fantasy manager who refuses to trade him. Also, he sucks. Matt Albers : I had him for a while, hoping to get some saves in the trainwreck of a Nationals bullpen, but Dusty Baker hates me and also they just acquired a bunch of good Padres relievers.

: I had him for a while, hoping to get some saves in the trainwreck of a Nationals bullpen, but Dusty Baker hates me and also they just acquired a bunch of good Padres relievers. Matt Grace : why did Dusty Baker give this garbage time loser more save opportunities than Matt Albers this is bullshit dude wtf.

: why did Dusty Baker give this garbage time loser more save opportunities than Matt Albers this is bullshit dude wtf. Michael Lorenzen : sometimes I nab him when it looks like he'll have a vulture save opportunity. But he rarely does. Also, he sucks.

: sometimes I nab him when it looks like he'll have a vulture save opportunity. But he rarely does. Also, he sucks. Matt Albers : sometimes has a vulture save opportunity (but not really).

: sometimes has a vulture save opportunity (but not really). Mike Minor : currently occupying one of my RP slots to help with my ERA and WHIP and maybe snag a Win here and there.

: currently occupying one of my RP slots to help with my ERA and WHIP and maybe snag a Win here and there. Mychal Givens : same as Mike Minor, but in orange.

: same as Mike Minor, but in orange. Michael Feliz: like a poor man's Mike Minor or Mychal Givens. Not currently on my team.

So what has the above shit-show of a pitching staff gotten me in my fantasy league?