You will need:

2 5-gallon buckets

8 feet of 2x4 lumber

24 Wood screws

3 pulleys

25 feet of nylon rope

A jackhammer

A bandsaw

A CNC Mill and appropriate software

Wood glue

Circuit perf board

solder

soldering iron

3 feet of electrical wiring

spare outlet plug

2 capacitors, 2500 uF

1 resistor, 1 kOhm

1 resistor, 50kOhms

1 motor rated at between 10 - 100 watts

1 bridge rectifier, or 4 diodes (BC107)

Your own website

A good insurance policy

A good lawyer

A bank account in Switzerland, Moscow, or (if possible) Rwanda

Cocoa powder (for taste)



Sell all the stuff and put the money into your overseas bank accounts. Change your identity and speak only the local language for the rest of your life.

Then send a formal letter to a famous cigarette-making company asking to purchase one of their cigarette rolling machines. It should arrive (in the U.S.) in six to eight weeks.

