



What you say: Can you pass me a roti?

What everyone hears: Please, please, can someone please give me some weight-loss tips? Everyone can CLEARLY see I'm looking "healthy" these days, right? Aunties, save me from myself. TELL ME ALL YOUR HOME REMEDIES TO BECOME THIN LIKE DEEPIKA PADUKONE. Come here, pinch my cheeks. Creepily whisper ‘gol-gol’ at me.



