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Hitler Reacts to AQA GCSE Biology Paper Two, June 2019. This video encompasses all the fuckups AQA did when making this terrible paper.

00:00 - 00:03 The system is very vulnerable; we've managed to hack it

00:04 - 00:05 We leaked one Biology P2

00:05 - 00:07 To further our chances of success

00:08 - 00:12 We found some mediocre question on insulin and glucagon in the pancreas ["panco"]

00:12 - 00:15 But unfortunately we encountered 6 markers on the fucking eye

00:17 - 00:19 Welp, was the wording good?

00:19 - 00:21 Y'know, AQA can be dicks when it comes to wording

00:24 - 00:26 Führer...

00:27 - 00:28 The question...

00:31 - 00:33 The question said "spectacles" instead of glasses

00:34 - 00:36 The question was worth 6 fucking marks

00:53 - 00:58 If you predicted a question about the Krebz cycle, remain here.

01:13 - 01:15 So that's what I prefer?!

01:15 - 01:17 I haven't even learnt the parts of the DNA

01:18 - 01:23 They labelled the bit I already knew about the phosphate

01:25 - 01:28 How the hell does a pentose sugar look like?!

01:29 - 01:31 How DO scientists call DNA's structure?!

01:31 - 01:34 AQA is comparable to SS

01:34 - 01:37 All the gradients and standard deviations they banged on about

01:37 - 01:40 Is it some sort of a führer maths lesson?!

01:40 - 01:42 My führer, the quadrat one was easy marks

01:42 - 01:46 SHUT THE FUCK UP, I WAS REVISING GODDAMN TRANSECTS THE NIGHT BEFORE

01:46 - 01:48 My führer, I am sorry but that's life

01:48 - 01:52 I spent a whole night cramming fertility hormones. FFS!

01:53 - 01:54 The man in the desert can get lost!

01:56 - 01:57 You have no idea how it feels

01:57 - 02:00 A whole year it took me to understand reflex motion

02:00 - 02:03 And it didn't even come up! Garbage!

02:04 - 02:08 Why the hell was the hydra chomping on 'dem daphnia

02:08 - 02:13 In the whole of the GCSE course I've never seen shit about freaking ADH

02:14 - 02:16 And why tf is a kidney transplant better than dialysis

02:17 - 02:21 Why does cost and convenience not count?! AQA can suck my one-testicled penis if the want!

02:27 - 02:29 All those hours on Khan Academy...

02:30 - 02:34 It's down to nothing now. I liked the axolotl outright. Bio P1 was better.

02:34 - 02:36 Wish it'd come up rather than this bullshit

02:41 - 02:42 2 years are wasted.. gone..

02:43 - 02:47 I am outraged that after all that decay experiment preparations they forgot to put it in!

02:48 - 02:53 How on earth can I choose Biochemistry for A-Levels now with this befucked paper...

02:54 - 02:56 Let alone stand there in Results Day

02:56 - 02:59 My mum will spank my German ass!

03:00 - 03:02 For being an Aryan child who is not even blonde!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay Hannah, let's move on

03:14 - 03:16 I knew it was going to happen after all

03:19 - 03:23 At least there were no question on stents and bloody statins

03:25 - 03:26 Look at the bright side

03:31 - 03:33 There is no bright side, this exam was a buttfuck

03:40 - 03:46 You know that last question about Metformin? Evaluating its effects in the long term vs short term? I aced it!

03:46 - 03:49 Zyklon B works better than Zyklon A, das correct!