I’ve got a friend at my day job who’s been in an on again/off again relationship for years. I don’t get that. It’s weird to me. If you can’t stand someone, why would you stick around.

Unless?! Of course! They have incriminating photos of you. You know the ones where you were drunk in Mexico and there was a midget with a five pound bag of glitter. Yeah…. If I were you I wouldn’t want those photos out either. Best to stay with her, dude.

For the record this comic isn’t about me in any way, shape, or form. I’ve been happily married…. Tolerably married…. married, for close to twelve years.

Okay lets be honest I have no idea why my wife puts up with my stupid self. She could do waaaaaaaay better. Don’t tell her that though.