



Alfredo Malespini III night of heavy drinking) that he did not want to w ear his wedding ring. decided (after anight of heavy drinking) that he did not want tohis wedding ring.

Whether this decision was made due to problems in his marriage or a simple desire to be free from an ill-fitting piece of jew elry i s unknown. What is generally well known and accepted, however, is that drinking large amount s of al cohol rarely leads to making a good decision.

With very few notable exceptions.









Alfredo Malespini III was arrested and charged with recklessly endangering another person, disorderly conduct, and firing a weapon inside city limits.

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On March 2 of 2013, 31-year-old police lieutenantFortified with resolve and his fermented beverage of choice, Alfredo determined that the best way remove the wedding ring from his finger was to walk outside and shoot it off of his finger with a gun . As you might imagine, this method of removal did not go very well.Reports available at this time do not indicate whether it was Alfredo or a terrified/confused neighbor who called 911, but police were dispatched to the residence with a report of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. When the officers arrived, they found Alfredo badly injured and wallowing in a sea of fail of embarrassment ( along with is own blood ).You see, not only had Alfredo caused himself to sustain a very serious and painful injury, but the wedding ring which he was trying to forcibly remove was still attached to his bloody and mangled finger He was taken to a nearby hospital for medical and mental health treatment.word on whether or not he decided to keep wearing the ring.