Jeffrey Epstein is dead, and the world has ideas about how and why.

What makes more sense? An evil man facing a lifetime behind bars taking the coward’s way out, or something darker?

World-class political assassin Hillary Clinton could have performed a flawless HALO parachute jump onto the roof of the Manhattan Correctional Center, rappelled down the elevator shaft, infiltrated Epstein’s cell, killed him, and made a perfect getaway with her helmet of blonde hair perfectly in place and not a single stain on her tactical pantsuit. Jared Kushner could have crawled through a 10” sewer pipe in his tactical coverall/gimp suit, slithered through the HVAC ductwork and popped into Epstein’s cell to strangle him. It’s not entirely implausible in the mush-minds of online Clouseaus.