Have you ever wondered why football games are so long? They're way over 3 hours! Isnt there some way we could make the games shorter and less of a time suck for people to watch?

Well, theres another reason to shorten games now. Let me propose a revolutionary plan.

Cal football this year has always played one good quarter and sucks balls on the other three, so to win more games, let's change football so that we only ever have to play one quarter.

Like seriously, take a look at our results this year. The following are our best quarters versus the different teams we played.

Vs UC Davis 10-0

Vs Washington Huskies 14-3

Vs North Texas 20-0

Vs Ole Miss 14-0

Vs Oregon State 14-0

And don't forget. Chase Garbers was injured in the 2nd quarter! He'd still be playing if we only played one quarter against ASU. We'd have played the first quarter to 7-7 and he'd be well on his way home.

Imagine how many more games we'd win, and by how much if a larger margin, if we only ever had to play for a single quarter? We'd still be undefeated in the Pac-12 probably. Rose Bowl here we come!

I suppose we could do other things. Like get Chase Garbers back. Or firing Beau Baldwin. But this seems to be the most realistic goal at this point!

Spread the word. Share this with your friends. Let the whole damn world know this is Bear Territory.

Go bears.