*alarm* man (in bed): oh no! that's my backup alarm. i'm late for work! man: i have that really important presentation. can't be late *at the office* man: i'm so tired coworker: where have you been? *man splashes coffee into face* man: let's get this over with. ow *soon* *man is standing in front of a graph* man: this graph's line indicates... stuff man: the line is going up. that is usually a positive trait for a graph to have *man slams through door* coworker: there you are! we're holding up the meeting for you! man: huh? but i am in the meeting coworker: come on! you've been talking to an empty room? man: huh. how 'bout that