Monday Monday Monday Monnndaaaaaaay…Mon-daaaaaay.

Sing that to the tune of the Celebrity Apprentice theme song because that's what we're currently doing on this glorious Monday night. The Bachelor is back! You can read our recap of that insanity right here, but it wasn't the only thing on tonight. Not only did we get more Celeb Apprentice, but both Gotham and Sleepy Hollow returned to us in great form! Without further ado, we present tonight's Rants and Raves.

RANT: Celebrity Apprentice: OK, we might have said last night that we want to hang out with Kevin Jonas and Gilbert Gottfried, but that does not mean we wanted them to be fired in order to have that dinner party. Gilbert was clearly a bit of a disaster in terms of his attempt at a pleasant health food tasting experience, but Kevin was only in trouble due to the fact that Geraldo Rivera is an asshat. Yeah, we said it. We hope we eventually find out what it takes for Trump to fire him before he wins this whole stupid season. Without that jerk, Kevin might have been able to stick around at least a little bit longer...

RANT: Celebrity Apprentice: We thought for sure that the women would fail miserably with Kate Gosselin at the helm of a technology-related project, so imagine our surprise when they did pretty darn well, without even falling prey to a few almost-catfights. Bravo, Team Infinity! Please please please continue to show Geraldo who's boss.