In the end, the Bachelorette JoJo Fletcher chose Lil Jordan Rodgers over Robby, the man who never wore socks. Was his aversion to this standard foot accessory the reason he was spurned? Was it because he jinxed himself by giving into pressure from ABC as part of a conspiracy? Perhaps he was simply too in love with JoJo and some small part of her still found that unsettling after only ten weeks of "dating". We may never know the reasoning behind her decision, but we do know she likes to say "I love you" after a former professional quarterback proposes to her. Like, a lot.

That's an entirely normal reaction for most people, and one that would hardly raise eyebrows of an onlooker. The Bachelorette is not real life, though, and when the current Bachelorette Drinking Game rules assign five drinks to the Bachelorette saying "I love you", it sends BACs through the roof. In the final two minutes of the episode, JoJo told Lil Rodgers "I love you" eight times for a total of forty drinks. As always, we advise you to play this game at your own pace; I hope you heeded that warning this time.

Other than JoJo releasing at least a fifth of the Kraken, the finale was unremarkable on a total consumption basis. Chris Harrison made by far his most appearances of the season (12), largely because he was hosting the watch party shown before and after many commercial breaks. Lil Rodgers helped set a new record for contestants saying "I love you", but partly as an instinctual reaction to JoJo laying it on thick. We'll revisit the rules again before next season, but for now let's break down the full-season results.