I received my gift today and was very excited! I opened it and received a card with a hand drawn RON FUCKING SWANSON (who I fucking love), a beautiful teal/blue scarf and matching bracelets that I plan on wearing to a birthday party tomorrow afternoon AND a secret love note pen for taking care of my private business (:

THANK YOU THANK YOU sassquatchcomics! I really enjoyed the gifts and the thoughtfulness of them!