Forget Starbucks, the Bills have already won Christmas

Forget Starbucks and the controversy surrounding the paper cup-fueled war on Christmas because the REAL reason for the season has finally arrived, y'all. On Tuesday, the Buffalo Bills revealed the team's new uniform and, in a word, it is perfect.

You know what makes this even more Christmas-tastic? The Bills are playing the Jets - in green - this Thursday.

Blah, blah, blah. Bills fans, rejoice.

Now let's take a moment to reflect on what we really have to be thankful for this holiday season: the pure poetry in motion that is the slow pan-up reveal of Mario Williams' muscular body in tight, red spandex.

Gentlemen: Put these on and never stop wearing them.

Yaaas. It's a real word now. Don't knock it.