A Red and Blue Shrek



By Minuscule Pokemon Cards

A Christmas Song

Last Christmas, I gave you my poopBut the very next day, you Threw it into the trash canThis year, to save me from tearsI'll give it to memesI'm dreaming of a Funny ChristmasJust like the ones I used to knowWhere the Pokemon glisten and Jar Jar Binks listenTo hear Gun shots in the snowYou were purpleYou were yellowMonarch of The ScreamroomWhen the band finished playingThey howled out for moreThe crowd were swingingAll the Jar Jar Binks they were singingYou asked me to eat foonAnd then we did use the toletBut then last Christmas, I gave you my poopAnd the very next day, you Threw it into the trash canThis year, to save me from tearsI'll give it to memes insteadYou're t seriesYou're fortniteHappy Christmas to youI pray God it's your lastRockin' around the Christmas foodAt the Christmas party hop,Rockin' around the Christmas food,Let the Christmas spirit ring,Later I'll have some grassAnd me and memes will use the toletI don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I needI don't care about suusI just want memes for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come true ohAll I want for Christmas is memesOh, memes yeah, oh memes yeahmemes the Shrek is a red, blue soulmemes the Shrek is a fairy tale they saymemes baby, I want you and really that is allI'll wait up for you, dearmemes baby, won't you use the tolet with me tonight?So here it is, Funny ChristmasEverybody's here to eat foonLook to the future nowIt's only just begunSimply having a Funny ChristmastimeSimply having a Funny Christmastime