Three employees at a veterinarian's office in Egg Harbor Township, NJ say they saw a man fall from the sky on Tuesday, sans parachute. An exhaustive search has turned up nothing. This is pretty disconcerting!

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One of the employees told NBC Philadelphia she looked out the window and saw the man plummet to earth head-first: "You could see the arms and legs flailing and his clothes were blue, a dark blue like a navy, black and gray," Hale said. "There's no doubt that it was a person. We're 100 percent sure."

Police looked all day today but found no body. There are only a few possible explanations for this:

Someone was hiding in the wheel bay of a plane and fell out

Crazy movie-style mob hit

Three office workers playing a prank/experiencing mass boredom-induced hallucination

Jersey sucks so much it actually vacuumed a guy out of his airline seat (ZING).

Second coming of Jesus

Keep your eye on this one. (via Wallspro)