In what is certainly one of the most mind-boggling-but-sort-of-logical marketing campaigns we've ever seen, The Hobbit has teamed up with Denny's to bring you Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies, Bilbo's Berry Smoothie, Gandalf's Gobble Melt, "The Ring" Burger, and Frodo's Pot Roast.


Yes, Denny's is serving a heart-attack-inducing rendition of Tolkien's Second Breakfast. And we're not sure what the "Lonely Mountain Treasure" is, but we're pretty sure it goes well with a hit of pipeweed. Take an exclusive look at the menu right now!


Bilbo's Berry Smoothie

Hobbit Slam




Dwarves Turkey and Dressing Dinner




Gandalf's Gobble Melt




Hobbit Harvest Pie




Hobbit Hole Breakfast




Lone Lands Campfire Cookie Milk Shake




Lonely Mountain Treasure




Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies




Shire Sausage Skillet




The Ring Burger

The Hobbit inspired meals will hit Denny's on November 6th.