I’m not a very patient man in some instances, and I’m typically at my worst when something beautiful is promised to me, but gets yanked back every time I get excited.

Take the Saga of John McTumor, for example.

I’m sick of being denied the chance to see the rotten traitor make his trip to hell, and I’m sick of the attempts to make this guy out as some sort of saintly martyr for his military career of compulsive snitching.

But at long last, after at least a half-dozen false alarms, we’re about to see Satan cash in on one of his most dedicated followers.

Politico:

Sen. John McCain should reconsider his wish that President Donald Trump not attend McCain’s funeral, said Sen. Orrin Hatch, the most senior GOP senator. McCain prefers instead that Vice President Mike Pence attend his funeral rather than Trump, who has mocked McCain for being tortured and attacked him for voting against Obamacare repeal. But Hatch said he thought keeping the president from his funeral was too much: “I think it’s ridiculous.” “Well, he’s the president of the United States and he’s a very good man. But it’s up to [McCain]. I think John should have his own wishes fulfilled with regard to who attends the funeral,” said the Utah senator. Asked whether McCain should change his mind about Trump, Hatch said: “I would.” Hatch said he does not expect McCain, who is battling brain cancer, to return to the Senate. “That’s what I’ve been told,” said Hatch, who is 84 and retiring after this year. “I don’t know. I hope he does, I hope he can.”

I find the funeral issue especially hilarious – Donald Trump has essentially transformed his Presidency into what McCain’s would have looked like had he won back in 2008, and yet he’s still being slapped across the face like the Jewish NY Attorney General’s Asian sex slave.

Surprising?

Not at all.