This is a video of Liquid Marble, a table created by French designer Mathieu Lehanneur. Using 3D software developed for the film industry, Mathieu created a surface that appears to move like the ocean as a viewer's perspective changes. The table consists of a single block of marble that was machined to replicate the 3D model, then hand polished to a shine. The result is pretty impressive. And so is that room. Could you imagine having a room like that in your house? You'd probably feel like a princess, presumably because you are a princess. Tell your dad to knight me?

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Thanks to Laura B, who tried to tell me the moon is responsible for the ocean tides and not Poseidon. Suuuure, I'd like to you see you tell that to his trident.