After a lifetime of struggling to suppress his rage, Bruce Banner recently relocated to a small town in rural Ohio. He now resides in a quiet farm house where he grows his own crops and leads a peaceful life. However, this temporary peace was short lived.

Upon scrolling through his Twitter feed this morning over a plate of farm fresh eggs and ham, his fork dropped to the ground and he let out a roar. When he realized that February 16th was the last day to register to vote in the Ohio primaries he threw his plate across the kitchen, immediately transforming into his angry green self.

This discovery led to massive holes in his floral wallpapered walls and craters in his antique hardwood floors. We caught up with him a few hours later, once he had settled down, and asked him to comment.

“I completely forgot.” He sighed while sweeping up the debris of his shattered china set. “And look at what’s happened. Look at this! I destroyed this!” Banner held up the shredded remains of an American flag.

He says that while he enjoys his life out in the country, he can’t continue to let his fellow Americans down. “I owe them.” He professed as a bald eagle flew past his window and the faint tune of the Star Spangled Banner was heard in the distance. “I owe them for this.”