We have spent too long living a lie. Despacito is a worldwide phenomenon and we are not recognizing this, if we change the name of Puerto Rico to Despacitoland, we can have its national language as Despacito and complete the lord Fonsi's work. It is paramount that we prioritize this as it will strengthen anglo-american relations and cement the place of the epic Despacito in the tower of history for evermore. In the name of the allfather the god emperor of mankind, I will declare exterminatus on anyone who stands in our way. Gloria in exelsis Terra.