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The Wuhan Coronavirus first landed in the United States in a nursing home in Seattle. Which is the second best place in the United States for it to be. The first best place is a hospice in Seattle. And the worst place for it to be is a maternity ward in Key West, Florida. Key West is so nice.

So again, the first best place for the Wuhan Coronavirus to be is a hospice in Seattle, and the second best place is a nursing home in Seattle, and the worst place is a like a maternity ward or a preschool in Key West, Florida.

Fun fact about Seattle. Seattle is where Kurt Cobain shot himself. Kurt Cobain was a millionaire, and an American Icon, and on heroin, and still shot himself in Seattle. That’s how much that city blows.