Made it to the river to take a bath. I only got dirtier.My health is good, my weapon is sharp, and my armor is shining brightly. Bring it on! My enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so am I. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm me, and neither do I. The guild doctor gave me a bloof transfusion. Apparently I’m typo positive. Felt itchy. Scratched. It seems I have discovered an ancient underground city. Paintings on the walls depict a ferocious monster eating up humans! I’ve got a bad feeling about this, Great One.