SCP-682

Yo, sCP-682 shortly afta escapin from containment, still recoverin from acid immersion.

Item #: SCP-682

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be fucked wit quicker than a muthafucka fo' realz. At dis time, no means available ta SCP crews is capable of beatin tha livin shiznit outta SCP-682, only able ta cause massive physical damage. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber wit 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate linin all inside surfaces. Da containment chamber should be filled wit hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is submerged n' incapacitated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time fo' realz. Any attemptz of SCP-682 ta move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted ta quickly n' wit full force as called fo' by tha circumstances.

Personnel is forbidden ta drop a rhyme ta SCP-682, fo' fear of provokin a rage-state fo' realz. All unauthorized personnel attemptin ta rap ta SCP-682 is ghon be restrained n' removed by force.

Cuz of its frequent attempts at containment breach, hang-up of containment n' incapacitation, n' high threat of Foundation Exposure, SCP-682 is ta be contained up in joint [REDACTED]. Da Foundation will use tha dopest of its resources ta maintain all land within fifty (50) kilometas clear of human pimpment.

Description: SCP-682 be a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it appears ta be mad intelligent, n' was observed ta engage up in complex communication wit SCP-079 durin they limited time of exposure. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SCP-682 appears ta git a hatred of all game, which has been expressed up in nuff muthafuckin rap battlez durin containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

Yo, sCP-682 has always been observed ta have mad high strength, speed, n' reflexes, though exact levels vary wit its form. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SCP-682z physical body grows n' chizzlez straight-up quickly, growin or decreasin up in size as it consumes or shedz material. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SCP-682 gains juice from anythang it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems ta be aided by a set of filterin gills inside of SCP-682z nostrils, which is able ta remove usable matta from any liquid solution, enablin it ta constantly regenerate from tha acid it is contained in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SCP-682z regeneratizzle capabilitizzles n' resilience is staggering, n' SCP-682 has been peeped movin n' bustin lyrics wit its body 87% fucked wit or rotted.

In case of containment breach, SCP-682 is ta be tracked n' re-captured by all available Mobile Task Forces, n' no crews wit fewer than seven (7) thugz is cleared ta engage dat shit. To date (�-��-�-�-��-�-�-��-��-��-�), attempted breaches have numbered at seventeen (17), while successful breaches have numbered at six (6). (See Addendum 682-D).

Addendum 682-B: Portion of recorded transcript of �-��-��-��-��-��-�.

<Begin Log, skip ta 00h-21m-52s> Dr. �-��-��-��-��-��-�: Now, why did you bust a cap up in dem farmers? SCP-682: (No verbal communication) Dr. �-��-��-��-��-��-�: If you don't rap now, we will remove you from dis attempt n' place you back into- SCP-682: (Incomprehensible) Dr. �-��-��-��-��-��-�: Pardon, biatch? (Motions ta move microphone closer) SCP-682: (Incomprehensible) Dr. �-��-��-��-��-��-�: Speak up. (To Personnel D-085) Move tha mic up closer. SCP-682: …they was (Incomprehensible)… Dr. �-��-��-��-��-��-�: (To Personnel D-085) That microphone has only so much gain, move it closer ta dat shiznit son! Personnel D-085: His throatz messed up dude, peep dat shiznit son! Dude ain't rappin'- (Gasps n' screams) SCP-682: (Appearin ta assault D-085z body) …they were… disgusting… Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. �-��-��-��-��-��-�: (Retreats from tha room) <End Log>

Addendum 682-D: Breaches wit SCP-682:

1: First Occurrence, �-��-�-�-��-�-�-��-��-��-�: Handled by Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, Agent �-��-��-�, Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Personnel D-129 (KIA), Personnel D-027 (KIA), Personnel D-173 (KIA), Personnel D-200 (KIA), Personnel D-193 (KIA)

2: Second Occurrence, �-��-�-�-��-�-�-��-��-��-�: Handled by Agent �-��-��-�, Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. �-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, Personnel D-124, Personnel D-137 (KIA), Personnel D-201 (KIA), Personnel D-202 (KIA), Personnel D-203 (KIA)

3: Third Occurrence, �-��-�-�-��-�-�-��-��-��-�: Handled by Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, MSgt �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Personnel D-018 (KIA), Personnel D-211 (KIA), Personnel D-216

4: Fourth Occurrence, �-��-�-�-��-�-�-��-��-��-�: Handled by Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, SSgt �-��-��-��-��-��-�, TSgt �-��-��-��-��-�, Pvt �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, Pvt �-��-��-��-��-�, Lt. �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, SSgt �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Col �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Pvt �-��-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Pvt �-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Agent �-��-��-� (KIA)

5: Fifth Occurrence, �-��-�-�-��-�-�-��-��-��-�: Handled by Personnel D-221, Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Personnel D-028 (KIA), Personnel D-111 (KIA), Personnel D-281 (KIA), Personnel D-209 (KIA)

6: Sixth Occurrence, �-��-�-�-��-�-�-��-��-��-�: Handled by Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-�, Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-�, Personnel D-291 (MIA), Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Agent �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-� (KIA), Personnel D-299 (KIA), Personnel D-277 (KIA), Personnel D-278 (KIA), Personnel D-279 (KIA)

Addendum 682-E: Termination Options:

Log of event 682-E18: Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. �-��-��-��-��-� attempts ta use SCP-409 on SCP-682. General �-��-��-�, General �-��-��-��-��-��-�, n' Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-� observing.

0400: Exposure. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SCP-682 fuckin started ta tear all up in tha deal wit contact, causin massive trauma ta tha area. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SCP-682 requests nuff muthafuckin times ta know what tha fuck it has been exposed to. 0800: Crystallization begins, spreadin much slower than normal. 1200: SCP-682 shows signz of off tha hook pain, n' begins havin seizures 1300: Crystallization stops at 62% conversion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Crystallized area explodes, causin massive physical trauma ta SCP-682 1400: SCP-682 recovers from exposure, despite tha loss of limbs n' organs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SCP-682 begins regeneration, statin dat it will attempt ta bust a cap up in n' consume all staff involved up in Event 682-E18.

Yo, sCP-682 appears ta now be immune ta SCP-409. Use of other SCP shit ta terminizzle SCP-682 must now first be tested on samplez of SCP-682 before full-scale testing.

In accordizzle tha Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-�z recommendations (see Document 27b-6), Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. �-��-��-��-��-��-��-� n' Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. �-��-��-��-��-� have axed permission ta attempt tha termination of SCP-682 rockin SCP-689. Da request is currently pendin approval from tha �-��-��-��-��-��-��-��-�.

It has also been suggested by Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Gears ta use SCP-182 up in a attempt ta rap wit SCP-682. SCP-182 has expressed reluctance, n' refuses ta enta tha containment centa of SCP-682, if at all possible.

Addendum 682-F: Termination Log:

Experiment-Log-T-98816-oc108-682