Bill Belichick wins Super Bowls by wearing his players down to the point that they question the very nature of their existence — and then he rebuilds them in his image. The Patriots head coach once told the media that his “personal coaching philosophy” is to “make things as difficult as possible for players in practice.” He has sent more than a few full-grown men running to other teams and other coaches to cry about how mean he is.

Nevertheless, here is the greatest, most-feared American football head coach of all time, looking average as hell, pulling up on an unsuspecting Chick-fil-A employee to pick up his fast food.

It’s unsettling to see him doing normal things and trying to blend in when he’s so obviously not a normal person, is it not? There’s just something eerie about watching a man who spends most of his time breaking the psyches of the largest, strongest, toughest guys on the planet as he waits at the drive-through for his delightful chicken sandwich.

He’s also a millionaire who spends his offseason in Nantucket hanging out on a boat that gets its name changed every time he wins another ring, and he’s just saddling up to the pickup window like he’s supposed to be there? Like he’s one of us? I don’t buy it.

That’s all not to mention that it’s the most Belichick thing in the world to love a fast food chain that starts with the end of his last name. If he doesn’t call it Belichick-fil-A as he eats it, then I don’t know what the point of all this even is.