In court Monday, Lela's attorney, Michael Goode, described his client as "two feet out of the Stone Age." She was born "in a wagon" and given away to another family as teen, Goode said. She has no birth certificate, can't read or write and has never had a driver's license, bank account or job. Goode said she essentially stole at the behest of her husband but never helped sell any of the items she stole on the internet.