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archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:03,

Hahahaha!

Nicely :P ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:07,

He looks like Veron Kay in the middle one, enough to make anyone want to kill themselves

( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:08,

Gah

sorry but I'm thoroughly sick of the fucking sight of them already ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:11,

I would be happy to see more of Kate

also I know he is a prince but he is punching well above his level ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:13,

I find her thoroughly nondescript

I don't think I'd recognise her if she was slipping a finger up my ringpiece screaming "I'm your new queen, okay ya!" ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:20, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:20,

i don't know

the obvious vacuum behind the eyes could be attractive ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25,

haha!

it's going to take a long time to get rid of that mental image ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:26,

a very long time

( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:31,

By which you mean

you're storing it up for when you get a quiet moment alone. ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:47, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:47,

can't talk, wanking

( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:50, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:50,

She looks like she should be saying something like:

"...and next up on ITV..."



Possibly T4



Television aimed at thick people, anyway ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:33,

Yes, exactly this

very like Claudia Winklepickers ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:42, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:42,

but you know as long as she didn't speak you would

( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:44, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:44,

Oh, without a second thought

I didn't buy this multipack of ball gags not to use them. ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:46,

Credit crunch tip 23

just buy one of what you need and wash it after using it ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:48, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:48,

Same here









...before the soul-crushing-ness of the I got as far as this......before the soul-crushing-ness of the royal wedding to cheer the nation guff overwhelmed me... archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:20,

What would Diana do?

Kate Middleton, the first person to squeeze into Diana 's ring, since Dodi Al Fayed archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:13,

ooof! Too soon

I got a bit pissed off last night when someone bint on the news suggested giving her Diana's ring was a bit creepy.

I'm sorry, but I would do exactly the same thing if my mum had died ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17,

Yeah, it's not like when she's wearing it he's going to be thinking of his mum all the time.

Well, hopefully not while they're shagging anyway. ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:19,

Office LOL

Do you think they procreate like reptiles?

Will we be expecting a Royal egg? ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23,

Radio Bore FTW

On Today they asked if the reason the German papers were all over-excited about it is because the Royals are German. ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:21, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:21,

I thought I'd dreamt that!

( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:28,

same on 5Live s'morning

I think it is ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:30,

These Germans have only been British monarchs since 1714

they should be given more time to integrate. ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:39, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:39,

Ha ha!

( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17,

She looks like an even more embittered Cheryl Cole

in frame 2-3. ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:16,

speaking of which

I suppose Cheryl's time as the 'nation's sweetheart' is finally over.

Hooray! ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:17,

Nation's racist sweetheart, lest we forget.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheryl_Cole#Personal_life archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:21,

"yeah, but apart from that she seems really nice"

/ac ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:23,

Lets not forget other national sweethearts such as

Danielle Lloyd and Jade Goody ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:25,

Daniel?





do you mean who's that then?do you mean www.theinsider.com/news/532323_Danielle_Lloyd_is_a_Proper_Whore her? archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:28,

erm yeah that's what I posted

( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:32, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:32,

but but

some of her ex-husbands are black! ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:49, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:49,

not my words

some of her ex-husbands are black bastards! ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:55,

but but

some of her ex-husbands are gay! ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 15:59,

Haha ... it happens...

( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 17:25,

Giffed

archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 19:50,



seemless ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 21:54, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 21:54,



seemless unseemly ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 23:35, archived) ( , Wed 17 Nov 2010, 23:35,

parp

archived) ( , Tue 23 Nov 2010, 11:31,