By Cole Messinger:





Last night, in a shocking press conference regarding Britain's continued delays of “Brexit”, Prime Minister Theresa May revealed to the country and to the world that Brexit had actually been a “practical joke” from the beginning. “It started out as a dinner joke between me and Dave [former Prime Minister David Cameron], but as we got to talking to different members of Parliament it quickly became our best prank yet,” said the Prime Minister as she and several other members of parliament came under fire for delaying Brexit yet again. “We never intended for it to get this far, but one thing led to another, and here we are today.”

Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow reflected on the experiment saying, “we never thought the public would actually go for it, which made the whole thing a bit difficult, but now I’m glad to say that the whole thing’s over with. Obviously we were never going to really leave the EU, I mean what a stupid idea.”

May then announced she had recently accepted a new Netflix show where she and three other life long mates go around London and compete to embarrass each other - similar to America’s “Impractical Jokers.”