DESCRIPTION: Who is he? he stands out in this vast sea of whiteness because he’s the only black person there. He’s here because his friends have pressured him to go out, and he’s trying really hard to like the extended version of the DanceDown Groove of that Kesha song. He hopes that no one will think he’s Jamie Foxx, and he is praying that the next Beyoncé song won’t be a remix.

WHAT HE'LL TALK ABOUT: Scandal.

CONS: You’ll probably call him “chocolate.”

PROS: He will pretend not to be offended.

WHERE YOU'LL FIND HIM : Let’s be honest, he’s pretty easy to spot.