So I tried using a curling wand for the first time today…

Look I was going for:

Look I accomplished:

Seriously, how do people do this? I don’t understand how hair works!

Oh well, fail curls make good hat hair.

Me looking dapper as fuck:

For those of you who are wondering, I literally did nothing to my hair from the first pic to the second pic except comb through it with my hands. I’m telling you. Bowler hats have magical powers.

Happy Dapper Day, all my Disney peeps!