51 Things Seattleites Never Say

1. I'm totally going to call that girl from the party

2. I wish summer would just come 1 month later

3. I'm sure it'll be sunny and warm this weekend

4. can totally see those fireworks!

5. Ichiro sucked.

6. The Sonics? Forgot all about 'em!

7. I really couldn't hear those Sounders fans

8. The Seahawks really didn't deserve that Superbowl win

9. Pioneer Square needs a really great rug shop

10. The Mariners are going all the way this year!

11. Did you read that awesome review in The Stranger?

12. This place has great bagels!

13. What's that big mountain?

14. I can't think of any bands that came from Seattle.

15. Please tell me all about your job at Microsoft!

16. I ride a Huffy, or something, I don't remember.

17. I've been tan so long I can't remember what my natural skin color is!

18. Crossfit? Never heard of it.

19. Nerds just have no place here.

20. Please don't bring donuts.

21. Portland is just a better city.

22. Farmed or wild salmon, either way, it doesn't really matter.

23. Sorry, I don't know anyone with a boat.

24. I'm just going to leave my dog at home.

25. I've given up snowboarding for Lent.

26. Light Rail is just coming so quickly!

27. I've never tried this "paleo diet"

28. Do you want to go to the Space Needle?

29. Pike Place Market is just so festive with all the tourists in the summer!

30. Seattle is such a real city!

31. Lower Queen Anne is great for safe sex.

32. Let's go get hammered at a strip club

33. I'm satisfied with my CSA

34. Where are all the Asians?

35. Where can I actually find some gourmet pet food in this city?

36. Courtney Love got a bad rap

37. Let's get dinner at Earl's!

38. The food court has the best coffee!

39. My skin feels so dry!

40. It's faster if we take the bus.

41. I didn't do anything for Pride last year

42. You're moving to the East Side? Good for you!

43. Just jaywalk, no big deal

44. I'd like a haircut that's more high maintenance

45. Let's take a scenic drive down Rainier Ave. S.

46. Let's do something in Magnolia this weekend

47. Omg, Fremont IS the center of the universe!

48. Upper Queen Anne is SO sketch

49. I love the smell of Capitol Hill on a Sunday morning!

50. Let's just grab a quick bite at Paseo's

51. I could live in Tacoma.