NPR Host Terry Gross Presses Hillary on Her Calculating Nature on Gay Marriage;

Hillary Snaps

Gross badgered Clinton on her previous dishonest position of being in favor of traditional marriage.

Clinton tries to pretend this was a real position.

Gross keeps asking the question in a when-did-you-stop-beating-your-wife way, including in her queries the assertion that Hillary was lying about her previous position.

For example:

�Would you say your view evolved since the 90s, or that the American public evolved, allowing you to state your real view?� asked radio host Terry Gross.

Hillary is a robot programmed to Tell Lies and Calculate Cattle Futures.

But not, alas, to walk under her own power.

Hillary's calculating, dishonest nature keeps her from answering this question straight -- even if she lies about it straight.

She won't say she changed her mind -- because that would make her a Gay H8r at some point in the past.

She obviously won't admit that she always had the same opinion and just lied about it.

She tries to have it both ways -- she both always believed in gay marriage, but also didn't lie when she said she didn't.

Update: Allah noticed the same thing.

Hillary could stick with the lie -- and claim that she only "changed her view" in 2013 -- but she doesn't want to be saddled as a late-adopter of gay marriage (and ergo, a H8r), so she continues attempting to claim that two contradictory things are true at the same time: That she was always sort of in favor of it, but was telling the truth when she was claiming she wasn't.

It's one thing to be a Liar who wants one lie to be believed.

But only a media-enabled serial liar could ever dream of pushing two contradictory lies simultaneously, and having them both believed at once.