New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

65.9%

Common 72.20%

Common

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

62.7%

Common 69.76%

Common

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

31.3%

Rare 45.92%

Uncommon

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

35.2%

Rare 47.47%

Uncommon

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

56.8%

Common 64.31%

Common

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

14.4%

Very Rare 32.88%

Uncommon

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

15.1%

Rare 37.86%

Uncommon

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

44.6%

Rare 61.30%

Common

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

12.4%

Very Rare 32.66%

Uncommon

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

17.2%

Rare 38.72%

Uncommon

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

32.6%

Rare 49.79%

Uncommon

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

11.5%

Very Rare 32.15%

Uncommon

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

7.7%

Very Rare 27.00%

Uncommon

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

6.0%

Very Rare 26.36%

Uncommon

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

40.2%

Rare 52.47%

Common

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

45.7%

Rare 59.87%

Common

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

7.3%

Very Rare 28.61%

Uncommon

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

16.3%

Rare 33.19%

Uncommon

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

6.3%

Very Rare 26.58%

Uncommon

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

12.6%

Very Rare 36.21%

Uncommon

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

5.0%

Ultra Rare 23.68%

Uncommon

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

8.6%

Very Rare 30.95%

Uncommon

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

15.4%

Rare 32.70%

Uncommon

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

13.6%

Very Rare 36.34%

Uncommon

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

68.3%

Common 75.82%

Common

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

45.5%

Rare 59.17%

Common

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

42.5%

Rare 52.54%

Common

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

6.4%

Very Rare 25.17%

Uncommon

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

68.6%

Common 76.68%

Common

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

45.0%

Rare 58.38%

Common

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

8.2%

Very Rare 27.31%

Uncommon

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

40.1%

Rare 55.15%

Common

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

45.9%

Rare 57.85%

Common

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

4.9%

Ultra Rare 22.60%

Uncommon

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

44.5%

Rare 55.57%

Common

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

47.6%

Rare 57.66%

Common

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

12.0%

Very Rare 31.68%

Uncommon

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

17.7%

Rare 41.61%

Uncommon

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

11.1%

Very Rare 35.51%

Uncommon

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

10.0%

Very Rare 30.12%

Uncommon

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

35.6%

Rare 50.72%

Common

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

4.6%

Ultra Rare 22.06%

Uncommon

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

14.9%

Very Rare 36.70%

Uncommon

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

24.9%

Rare 42.14%

Uncommon

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

63.9%

Common 71.24%

Common

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

67.2%

Common 73.46%

Common

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

8.2%

Very Rare 27.87%

Uncommon

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

58.1%

Common 67.28%

Common