So, Channel 4 have announced Noel Fielding, alongside Sandi Toksvig, as the new host of The Great British Bake Off. I imagine it going something like this. “For this technical challenge, we have provided you with flour, an egg, Bagpuss fur, cinnamon, self-loathing, glitter and a jar of dawn mist. The recipe will be whispered on the winds. You have 37 minutes to create a dish for Robert Smith’s niece.”

Ok, so Fielding probably won’t be able to change the fundamentals of this formulaic baking competition, but he will be able to put his own spin on things. Here’s a list of all the different things Noel Fielding will probably compare bakes to on The Great British Bake Off: