Scott, don't underestimate hackers... (And a new FNAF theory)

Their powers are too strong for us mortal humans to handle (Well, you're a god, Mr Scott; it doesn't really apply to you). Their psychic powers are just too great for our puny minds to stop! The same may apply to the animatronics, Mr C. Perhaps they're not haunted, Mr C, but maybe, just maybe, they're actually being hacked by some hacker who seriously has no life.



The only way to beat the hackers, Mr Scott C, is to place a tinfoil hat on the victim's head. Their psychic powers cannot beat the unbreakable structure that is, a tinfoil hat. I can't list the exact dimensions of the perfect tinfoil hat, as it would break my oath that I swore to uphold at the sacred order that is, r/hackerdefense.



Stay safe, Mr Cawthon; place tinfoil hats onto the animatronics



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