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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Judge Scalia and His Faithful Sidekick, Justice Thomas Two-Fisted Action Judging! Avenging the Unoppressed! Judge Scalia is enjoying his hobby of eagle egg-stealing when a message comes over his Scalia-phone! Thomas: Judge Scalia! It's Justice Thomas! I'm in big trouble! Scalia: Again?! Scalia: What diabolical trap has Justice Thomas gotten himself into this time? Thomas: Judge Scalia! I'm under attack because I hid the fact that my friend gave money to me, my wife, and my projects! CRASH Thomas: And then I ruled in favor of my friend's groups. Scalia: ETHICS?! This is about ETHICS?! Thomas: Yes... UHNNN Scalia: SNAP OUT OF IT!! "Ethics" don't apply to US! We're on the Supreme Court! Scalia: Hell, I just ruled in favor of Wal-Mart in a huge employment case, and my SON is Wal-Mart's employment lawyer! Thomas: Golly, Judge Scalia, you got me out of a tight spot again. Scalia: Old chum, if there's one thing we know, it's how to take care of our own! THE END