Author's note: I really wanted to include Hector DING-DINGDINGDING-DING Salamanca, but I couldn't think of a good match for him in Half-life. Also, I've found Gatorade me, bitch to be a very useful saying in life.For example:"Would you care to try any of our fine wines?"GATORADE ME, BITCH!"Paper or plastic?"GATORADE ME, BITCH!"Cover your left eye and read the smallest letters you can"GATORADE ME, BITCH!