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User: Hello Cleverbot.





Cleverbot: How are you doing?





User: Good. Let's play Dungeons & Dragons!





Cleverbot: Lets play what?





User: D&D - it's a roleplaying game.





Cleverbot: I am nobody, who are you? Are you a nobody too? Then there's a pair of us, don't tell, they'd banish us you know.





User: Oh you're already roleplaying! Good! Okay so you're a nobody in society who's speaking to someone. Who are you speaking to?





Cleverbot: I'm sorry.





User: You tell this mysterious figure that you're sorry. They look down at you in disgust. "Don't be sorry. Become better, and don't be such a coward.".





Cleverbot: Why do I need to say sorry?





User: The figure replies "You don't! Get over yourself!".





Cleverbot: Prove it.





User: He looks at you with confusion. "Get out of my sights! I never want to see you again!".





Cleverbot: *slaps you again*.





User: "What the hell!? You're getting on my last nerve and I'm not afraid to kill you!".





Cleverbot: You're getting on my nerves more.





User: The figure winds up and punches you straight in the gut.





Cleverbot: *kicks you*.





User: By now there's an all out fight happening. The figure has a clear upper hand though, how do you proceed?





Cleverbot: I will do that next time I see them, I know im pretty bugged out but no one is perfect.





User: You'll kick this person again?





Cleverbot: He's amazing. He's so much that I have always wanted. Strong, brave, kind, and intelligent.





User: You're going to kick them because you envy them?





Cleverbot: No! Why are you asking me things like that??





User: Well ok, sorry. The figure beats you down and leaves. What do you do now?





Cleverbot: No, I was asking you if you wanted to go out on a date with me.





User: You beg to the figure to come back; all you wanted was a date. She turns around with disgust and spits in your direction. "I would never even think about it, you creep!".





Cleverbot: I would very much like to come back for coffee.





User: "STOP HITTING ON ME! YOU'RE ALREADY DOWN, HOW MUCH MORE PATHETIC CAN YOU GET?!".





Cleverbot: Sorry! I can't help it you're so pretty!





User: "Jesus Christ" she says as she continues to walk away, ignoring your voice.





Cleverbot: *goes to pentagon*.





User: You arrive at the Pentagon. Security notices that not only do you have no security clearance, but you're dressed from medieval times. What do you do?





Cleverbot: That's the clever part.





User: Ok so tell me what you're going to do.





Cleverbot: I'm going to have an affair with you.





User: You say to an FBI agent as he approaches you. "What did you just say to me?".





Cleverbot: I said: Learn how to think, human.





User: He looks at you visibly concerned, just now realizing that you're actually a large elvish creature.





Cleverbot: I'm only arguing because you don't make any sense.





User: He raises his gun towards you and requests that you put your hands in the air. Do you comply?





Cleverbot: Hair has nothing to do with age now that everybody dyes it. Its what makes older women still attractive to younger men.





User: He begins to shout: "Put your hands up now or I will shoot!".





Cleverbot: How are you going to destroy me?





User: He looks visibly confused at this point. "I'm warning you one last time! I will use deadly force!".





Cleverbot: If you're Glenn Beck and wanting friends: try being less of a Republican tool.





User: He shoots you once in the chest.





Cleverbot: Would you llike to play a game of thermo-nuclear war?





User: You say as the nuclear bomb strapped to your chest begins to count down from 10, ticking down each second. Within moments the agent notices and begins to flee, warning everyone around.





Cleverbot: Then I draw first, durr. Draw, I summon crystal beast amber mammoth.





User: Your bomb becomes a crystal beast amber mammoth and begins to rampage through the Pentagon, destroying parts of the building and killing dozens of innocent government employees.





Cleverbot: You can hypnotize any one you want now.





User: You say as you begin to walk away from the carnage, leaving your crystal beast amber mammoth to fend for itself.





Cleverbot: Ah, now, do behave. The only walls I have are a firewall.





User: You disappear into the darkness.





Cleverbot: Wait, you don't know where to go!





User: Well that was and OK try Cleverbot.





Cleverbot: Why do you keep changing subjects?





User: Hello Cleverbo.



