On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, three’s a crowd no more. That’s right folks, mother Debbie Johnson has emerged the clear winner of this disturbing quasi-love triangle. The straw that broke the Brazilian’s back was her third arrest. Because mama Debbie called the cops. Mother and son, Colt Johnson, hold each other and vow to defeat the evil Larissa Dos Santos Lima.

Ashley Martson folds after falling “ill” and takes Jay Smith back in spite of his toilet tryst. Paola Mayfield continues to wonder why she isn’t the center of the universe. Plus, Pedro Jimeno and Chantel Everett return to the states to the same old crap. And Nicole Nafziger finally admits that Azan Tefou’s Moroccan Beauty Emporium doesn’t actually exist. Not even 55%. Let’s take a look at 90 Day Fiance season 4 episode 12 Change of Heart.

Larissa Lima Arrested AGAIN on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After – Third Time’s the Charm

The Las Vegas police have been busy. Not because of things happening on the strip. But rather in a small house tucked into a quiet neighborhood. 90 Day Fiance star and Mother-wife Debbie Johnson has been on a mission. To get her man back! She’s tired of sharing Colt Johnson with that Frederick’s of Hollywood wearing disrespectful tart. No matter that she’s his wife. Hey – he came out of her loins she was there first! As Larissa’s quick to remind…

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Colt and Larissa argue at the table where she calls him fat. And says she’s the only woman doing any cleaning around here. Heck she even dusted the slot machine. Then, the batty Brazilian even suggests that Colt’s a mother-lover. Therefore she can’t be a wife to him. She storms out dropping f bombs and maybe even a c bomb about mother Debbie. Apparently the argument escalated and scorned Deb called the cops on her.

Larissa went to jail for a THIRD time on On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After. She called Coltee for bail. But he refused. He packs up her stuff while a victorious Deb looks on. He shouts out price tags of the cheap ass clothes he bought her. Deb is overcome by emotion and breaks down in Colt’s arms. They stare into each other’s eyes and profess their undying love for each other. She desperately mocks Larissa and says what if she wants her Coltee back? He assures her that Coltee’s dead. The only thing missing was Etta Jame’s “At Last” playing in the background.

My Big Fat Moldovan Wedding

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Andrei Castravet and Elizabeth Potthast head home from the hospital with baby Eleanor. The pair welcomed their healthy baby girl without a blow up pool or a tatted up midwife. In a hospital. With only Andrei and her mom present. The rest of the Potthast clan stayed home. Because it’s a delivery room not a clown car. Libby is pissed that they have to use a hospital car seat without even a sun hood. But as Andrei points out, it’s after dark.

Andrei speeds though town like the Moldovan Magoo. Libby whines from the back about the janky car seat and speed bumps. Andre says he doesn’t need instructions. Back home the baby meets her nice grandpa, Andrei’s father. And lo and behold Libby hands the baby right over! And doesn’t expect him to do housework on On 90 Day Fiance. Later she meets the other grandpa. The delightfully passive aggressive Chuck Potthast. Man of many words and an eternal smirk. Libby’s boss and dad. And yes in that order.

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Chuck Potthast isn’t about to let a healthy and lovely new grand baby keep him from lording everything he’s given them over Andrei’s head. Andrei seems to think like Nicole that just saying something makes it happen..such as I need 15 grand for a Moldovan wedding. We promised and we will deliver. Kind of like when Nicole was going to Grenada to suck face on the beach. And we all know how that turned out. Good luck with that Andrei.

I can think of a million things that Libby and Andrei should spend more than $15,000 on before another wedding.#90DayFiance#90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFiancePillowTalk — Kristen (@KristenRidulfo) July 15, 2019

Jay Smith Gets a Second Chance on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After

When we last saw Jay Smith, Ashley had just tucked him in at the Days Inn of Mechanicsburg with some juice boxes and snacks. After calling the cops on him. Sometimes raising a teenager is hard. And calls for tough love. But in the end you want to make sure they are okay before kicking them out for good. So, Jay was being sent to stay with relatives in Florida. Not uncommon for wayward youth.

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Ashley found out Jay was doing some banging on the bathroom floor. And he didn’t say “it wasn’t me”. Of course if the boys at the barbershop hadn’t sang like a quartet, he might still be at home with Ashley. Playing Xbox surrounded by inspirational throw pillows and vanilla scented candles. But things would soon take a sudden turn for our Jay. Because, it seems Ashley ended up in the hospital, and Jay flew back to her rescue.

Ashley is curled up in bed explaining that she was in kidney failure due to lupus. Jay returned to help out. He proudly brings her soup and says he even did some extra chores. Even though she says she’s happy he’s there, you can see that she’s still a little bitter. And certainly the divorce lawyer senses it too. As Ashley seems more concerned with his immigration status. A girl doesn’t have time to deal with dark under eye circles and ICE showing up at her house. She’s got priorities people!

It’s Paola Mayfield’s World – We Just Live In It

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Russ’s mom Patty Mayfield has made it to Miami. Pasty faced and tired she is anxious to meet her new grandson Axel. But Russ Mayfield tells her that she might not be able to hold the baby. But is more than welcome to scour the tub and clean the toilets. Because, Paola Mayfield is only happy if she’s making people from Oklahoma suffer and look at her boobs, which is exactly what happens when Patty arrives because Pao is breastfeeding.

Pao also conveniently let her mom Gladys know that Patty was an evil bitch to her in Oklahoma. How dare she throw her a baby shower! Or object when she came to breakfast in pasties and a thong? The nerve of that woman. Patty even tried to hook up with some local Latino women and listen to Miami Sound Machine to better understand Pao’s culture. So Gladys stares daggers at the unsuspecting Okie. Things go a little better in the morning. And Patty actually gets to hold her grandson. And calls Gladys a delight.

This 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After recap finds Pao, Russ and baby heading to the beach. Pao blabs on about being happy to wear a swimsuit again. And steps out in some kind of pants and bra that look like it was woven from banana netting. She immediately complains that Russ spends too much time working and not enough time kissing her a*s. For real? Obviously becoming a mother didn’t rid her of her modeling delusions either. Stick a fork in it Pao. It’s done.

How on earth is Russ’ mom going to put up with these sneers, gossip in Spanish and disrespect while she’s being a maid for 10 days? #90DayFiance#90DayFianceHappilyEverAfter #90DayFiancePillowTalk — Kristen (@KristenRidulfo) July 15, 2019

Chantel Everett Drags Pedro Back to The States on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After

Pedro Jimeno’s staycation has been curt short. His wife tracked him down and now he’s go to choose. Leave with her or stay. So it’s goodbye to fruity drinks and lap dances. And hello to fighting with your wife in a shoebox-sized apartment when all you really want to do is play video games. And send televisions back home. So, your annoying mom and sister will shut the hell up. Chantel snubs the family Pedro by not going upstairs to say goodbye.

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, the couple argues. Then, Chantel wants to rehash the idea that he only married her to get a green card and send money back to his family. Pedro just starts babbling about her being a cockatoo and deflects by threatening to leave her when his long-term green card’s secured. Unless she fixes herself. Later, Chantel retreats two feet away to the bedroom where she sobs but with no tears. It took a whole YouTube tutorial to get that eye make up right!

Nicole Nafziger Admits There is No Moroccan Makeup Store

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Nicole Nafziger babbles to daughter May about getting flights to Morocco. May, like the rest of the world tunes out the talking purple crayon head. Even a toddler is tired of hearing her crap. Clearly, her goal is to chase down Azan and marry him. As she’s tried to do four times already. So, she buys flights and calls him up. When asked if he’s ready to get married he answers a weak “yeah”. Meanwhile, he’s Googling Marrakech witness protection to see if they’ll give him safe harbor.

Later, she talks with mom Robbalee Fouraker about her plan to become a real housewife of Morocco. Robbalee of course is concerned with how they plan to make ends meet. Later, she asks about the makeup store that Nicole invested six grand in. Nicole sheepishly admits that there is no store. And there never was. She lied to keep them from bugging her about it. Kudos to Robbalee for not smacking that smirk right off her daughter’s face. Or slapping the Barney purple out of her head. So, that’s the end of Azan’s franchise shop of Sally’s. The dream is dead.

On 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After, Robbalee presses on. What is the plan? Nicole says Azan has a job fishing. What kind of fishing? She says on boats. And smirks again. Nicole doesn’t know details. TLC then treats us to a montage of the couple’s journey. But, who could forget the first time they met when Azan says she’s ” a little bit more bigger”? Or the heart-warming 55% attracted to her quote? Nevertheless, Nicole cancelled her trip. Till next time!

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