"You idiot! Don't you know what happens in Dressrosa? Dammit, Zoro! Who said you could make the rules!?! Not everyone can stomach as much booze as you, Moss Head!""Aw, screw you, you pervert chef! You're just trying to play knight in shining armor with Robin again! Go back to the kingdom of lame-asses!"(they start fighting)(in a full Wild Take ) "ENOUGH! THE PEOPLE READING THIS PAGE DIDN'T COME HERE TO WATCH YOU MORONS FIGHT! AND THAT STILL WASN'T EVEN A GOOD BURN!!!""...Should I be here for this? Because I really don't see why people would mind this chat."

Nami: "Might wanna rethink that third one- I kick my sandals off."

Luffy: "What do you mean?"

Nami: "Well, shoes are rare with me. I have huge feet. If I wear shoes, they often pinch my toes and rub up on my skin. So I thought it would be better if I kept what I put on my feet as light as possible. Nojiko's the same way. So was Bell-Mère- I remember how she complained about her standard-issue Marine boots used to hurt like hell and how she would never use anything but slip-on sandals ever again. In fact, just about the whole village prefers lightweight sandals for the tropical climate.

Franky: "You can do like me and wear none at all...! (aside) Then again, my feet are part metal underneath a layer of unnaturally tough artificial skin."

Nami: "Ha! Little kid me would have said yes, but grown-up me politely turns that down. A long time ago, it was a really hot day out, but then clouds rolled in and it began to pour. Nojiko and I decided to go barefoot in the rain and splash in the puddles to cool off. I remember Bell-Mère came home and saw us stomping through all the water. She got mad and said she didn't want the town thinking we were too poor for shoes, and that we would catch colds, so she rushed us into the house. It stormed really bad that day, too, and she yelled at us, 'See? You made nature angry because you didn't listen to me!' But then the storm got extra fierce and we both started crying because we were scared. So Bell-Mère pulled us in close and said we had nothing to fear and dried our tears. We fell asleep in her arms that night. After that day, I wore sandals as a reminder to myself to make Bell-Mère proud. And that's how it's been ever since.

Franky: (sobbing) She sounded like she was an ANGEL!! I'm not crying, dammit!!

Luffy: "Man. You have a whole story for your sandals."

Nami: "What about you? You got one?"

Luffy: "My grandpa thought sandals were cool. He always wore them when he came to visit, and he brought me some for a present."

Nami: "Aw, how sweet of him!"

Luffy: "Then he picked his nose and said there's nothing wrong with fishing for boogers. He told me it's manly. That's why I pick mine! It reminds me of him!"

Nami: "Ugh... you just had to ruin the mood by mentioning that..."

Franky: (thinking) "That's why I gave myself a metal-plated nose... boogers are super gross."