Where do I even begin? I'm that girl that has a themed Whovian username, the girl who has a TARDIS sticker on her car, the 22 year old who begged (BEGGED!) to see the Doctor Who Experience in Cardiff (and I did!)... so what do you get someone like me? My secret santa CLEARLY knows their stuff, because the obvious answer is AIR FILLED PACKING PILLOWS!

Just kidding (although I did have a ball with those, too).

2 TARDIS blue boxes and one golden wrapped package awaited opening once I got my hands on a pair of scissors for the amazon box, and I began carefully undoing the packaging. (I really like the packing boxes, too, I will be reusing those!)

Oooh, so shiny. Sooo shinyyyy. Must open gold one.... NOPE! Family tradition dictates I open the smallest first!

Small things come in big packages, and you'd laugh if you saw how much tissue paper they had wrapped around this bookmark! I almost thought I was being pranked, because the bookmark weighed nothing inside all that wrapping. I'll be honest with you. I was gonna be miffed. Instead, I get to brag to my friends, family, and coworkers, because I can save my spot in any bookiverse with this clever (clearly time-lord) technology. READING!

The package I was probably supposed to open first was the one I opened second, because it seemed to be the medium-est, and I'm following family tradition here, people. It was also the heaviest box. Mysterious! All the other gift cards on the boxes were blank, but this one had the gift note! That's okay, the bookmark was like a small taste of the amazingness to come, and I wouldn't travel back in time and do it any other way... unless of course I could actually fit into this ADORABLE TARDIS MUG.

Ok, so, my secret santa wouldn't know this, but I have a thing for novelty mugs (you know that snake mug Craig Ferguson has? I have one too!), and this one will fit right into the collection! Right into the middle, at least when I'm not drinking tea out of it!

But you know, when I'm not drinking tea like the anglophile I so obviously am, I'm usually drinking ice water. So boring...how can you (figuratively) spice up ice water? OH! MY SECRET SANTA KNOWS THIS ONE, TOO! TARDIS and Dalek shaped ice-cube maker? Is this real life? This is something I never knew I needed in my life, but oh boy, this is going to be good. And I don't think I have to limit it to ice cubes, either. I bet I could make chocolates. Or maybe jello figures. OR TINY POPSICLE TARDISES AND DALEKS. oh my god the possibilities. I'm going to need a moment.

I took that moment to wash the mug and make a cup of tea, by the way. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you give a gift to a whovian. Thanks, ssank!!!!!!!