The 2019 NBA All-Star Game is upon us, and the leaders from both conferences have recently drafted their teammates. But before LeBron James and Giannis Antetokounmpo made their choices, several players tried to make their cases through—we can’t make this up—Tinder profiles.

In a bid to convince the captains of Team LeBron and Team Giannis, All-Star candidates like Steph Curry, James Harden, Anthony Davis, and Ben Simmons, had some selfies paired with Tinder captions and profiles. The following were posted by theScore on their Facebook page.

Kawhi Leonard

Who could forget that “laugh” from media day? LMAO.

Russell Westbrook

The “Mr. Steal Your Rebound” caption had us rolling on the floor.

Dirk Nowitzki

Well, he really is that old.

Anthony Davis

Well, AD might not just be LeBron’s teammate in the All-Star game soon.

Kevin Durant

Is he really moving to NYC?!

Kyrie Irving

We’re sorry, Kyrie, but you talk too much.

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James Harden

Probably the only accurate thing on here.

Steph Curry

Well, he’s not wrong. He’ll probably give you a three-peat, too.

Ben Simmons

Playing in the rookie games as a 3rd-year player isn’t really helping his case.

Khris Middleton

This just makes us really sad for Khris.