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-John finds out the truth about Bill Cosby (100/1)

-Jane revives literally every other kid (8/1)

-Rose gets forked by the Empress again (3/1)

-Dave and Dirk execute some kinda SBAHJ dual fraymotif (8^y/1)

-Jade sleeps through the rest of Act 6 (4/1)

-Karkat sleeps through the rest of Act 6 (Even)

-Jade and Karkat have a dream together (7/1)

-Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer cameo (2/1)

-VBVS’ army of skeletons swarms and distracts Lord English (200/1)

-Dave kills Lord English (3/2)

-Dave kills Lord English multiple times (9/1)

-Davepeta kills Lord English (20/1)

-Snoop Dogg overlayed in at least 1 panel (4/20)

-Roxy hits someone with a pumpkin (10/1)

-Aradia makes that stupid smiling face (3/1)

-Aradia fights the Handmaid (25/1)

-Guy Fieri (50/1)

-Zillywave and Sawhoo are used somehow (15/1)

-Jade, Kanaya and Calliope do some kinda Spacey Thing (50/1)

-Calliope does something useful (EVEN)

-Mayor dies (500/1) [IF YOU BET ON THIS YOU ARE A MONSTER]

-Jane’s Dad survives (3/2)

-Draconian Dignitary does something other than immediately get killed (5/1)

-Andrew Hussie appearance (2/1)

-Everyone watches a movie at the end like the end of Problem Sleuth (50/1)

-That movie is Con Air (75/1)

-Everyone in The Felt dies (15/1)

-Everyone in The Felt dies except Ms. Paint (3/1)

-One version of Jack asks “Who’s this Douchebag” about another version of Jack (17/1)

-Sollux’s weird half-ghost state ends up mattering (22/1)

-The universe created by the kids is the homeworld of the next MSPA comic (10/1)

-The universe created by the kids is ours (20/1)

-The universe created by the kids is the pre-scratch trolls (4/1)

-Dave and Aradia go on a time travel fossil excavation (40/1)

END PAIRING ODDS

-Karkat <3 Terezi (3/1)

-Jade >8o Bec Noir, PM (EVEN)

-Rose <3 Anyone but Kanaya (10,000,000/1)

-Dave <3 Jane (9/1)

-Dave <3 Mayor (4/1)

-Dave <3 Davepeta (dude what)









OVER/UNDERS

Gamzee kills (4.5)

SBAHJ references (2.5)

Vriska being a huge bitch (8)

Named Fraymotifs (7.5)

Kid deaths (7.5)

PERMANENT kid deaths (0.5)

Pumpkins (1.5)

Candy Corn (4)

Problem Sleuth references (1.5)





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