Michael Bloomberg’s gone to look for America. And from the looks of things, he’s doing a great job:

Doing his best Joe Biden impression this morning, Bloomberg told an audience in Greensboro, North Carolina he had an office "here in Gainsboro" The audience audibly groaned pic.twitter.com/BptO9GeRjE — Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) February 13, 2020

Wow, John Mellencamp is right: Bloomberg really does have his finger on the heartbeat of America.

They’re totally in touch with small town America. https://t.co/XZZ5pR6njP — Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) February 13, 2020

@MikeBloomberg didn’t care enough about the electorate to inform himself of his location. Talk about an aloof elitist! — Ed Devlin (@efxdevlin) February 13, 2020

He’s so very relatable to those of us in the South. pic.twitter.com/gxr9dnFZSX — Joel Cloyd ??⭐⭐⭐?? (@j_cloyd) February 13, 2020

Pssst! Mike! You know it says “Greensboro” on your podium, right?

So he can't remember where he is either. Geez. — FlyNavy70 (@FNavy70) February 13, 2020