Michael Cole could face “deletion” at the hands of “Woken” Matt Hardy

The Ultimate Deletion was one of the most bewildering, bizarre and, dare we say it, delightful matches in the history of sports-entertainment. The WWE Universe was enthralled by “Woken” Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt’s over-the-top battle on The Hardy Compound, but there was one person who was less-than-enthused by the unorthodox main event.

Just prior to the start of The Ultimate Deletion, Michael Cole dismissed the anticipated affair as “obnoxious,” which didn’t sit well with The Woken One later in the night after The Eater of Worlds vanished into the murky, mystical waters of The Lake of Reincarnation.

“I’ve learned of the BLASPHEMY that the OBSOLETE MULE @Michael Cole SPEWED from his MUZZLE,” Hardy tweeted. “@Vanguard1AAR, put the HERETIC on your SURVEILLANCE schedule. If this continues, he must be DELETED!”

The Woken One’s sentient drone was more than happy to oblige.

Look to the skies, Michael Cole. Vanguard 1 is watching.