This is a list of quotes by Waluigi.

Mario Tennis series [ edit ]

"Hehehe. You guys are having a party?"

"I"M NUMBER ONE! Heh, hehehehe! Look, I'ma dance, I'ma Sing, I'ma so Happy! HA, hahahahaha!...Heh? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"Uh-oh! What's going on here?!"

Mario Tennis (Game Boy Color) (Game Boy Color) [ edit ]

"What a surpriiise! You reeeally stomped Maaario!"

"Heh heh heh. He walks funny."

"Don't expect mouth-to-mouth."

"Look out!"

"Oh, no, wa ha ha ha ha..."

"Peach Dome Tournament... aah, that's us!"

"Uh oh, run away!"

"This way... ah, wait for me!"

"They hate us."

"Ready... aim... fire!"

"Sorry! Hee hee hee."

"Take this, Mr. Eyeballs!"

"Eh... Cut..."

"Hey, prop guy!"

"Waaaa-luigi time! Waluigi win!"

"Oh no, I lost. AAAAWWW! Grrr..."

"Camelot! Heh, heh, heh!"

"Swim, swim, swim!"

"It's only suitable for the best of the best..."

"We knew you'd steal another win."

"Wahahaha! Too slow, Mario!"

"Next stop, the summit of Inferno Island!"

"Good work, Mario! Wahahaha!"

"While you were busy fighting, we managed to sneak in and take the treasure!"

"We'll be taking this Power Stone now. Try not to be sore losers!"

"It's all been building to this. A final showdown for the Power Stones. To the stadium! It's time to settle the score!"

"No kidding! We could've been the best players in the world with that thing!"

Mario Party series [ edit ]

"I'm the best!"

"Good Choice."

"Yeah!"

"Yeah! Waluigi's the winner!"

"My name is Waluigi!" (Story Mode only)

(Story Mode only) "If you want the Mischief Star back, you must name me the Superstar!" (Story Mode only)

(Story Mode only) "If you've got something to say to me, then step right up!" (Story Mode only)

(Story Mode only) "Wah, heh, heh, heh! The Mischief Star is here!" (Story Mode only)

(Story Mode only) "Wah, heh, heh, heh! Waluigi is number one!" (Story Mode only)

(Story Mode only) "No! I'll remember this!" (Story Mode Only)

"Good choice!"

"Yeah, Waluigi's the winner!"

"Aww! I lost!"

"Heh heh heh! I got it."

"Waluigi! Wahahaha!"

"I hate this game!"

"Wah-ha! Waluigi's the Superstar!"

"You're lousy!"

"Waaaah-Luigi!"

"Heheh, Waluigi number one!"

"You're lousy!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"

"I hate this game!"

"Waluigi the Superstar!"

"Mario Party 8!"

"Mine, mine, mine!"

"Waluigi, winner!"

"I'm ruined!"

"Waluigi number one!"

"Wonderful!"

"I'm a de Superstar!"

"Waluigi the Superstar!"

"Waluigi!"

"Waluigi Time!"

"Wah-ha! Waluigi's the Superstar!"

"Ahh!!" (Losing Castle Clearout)

(Losing Castle Clearout) "Wah hah hah waah!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"No!"

"Wah ha ha wah!"

"Waluigi the Superstar!"

"Num-ber one!"

"Take me to that Mario Party!" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)

(When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty) "The party's right there! Let's crash it again!" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)

(When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty) "This'll be good!" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)

(When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty) "I'm ready! Are you?" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)

(When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty) "Waluigi!"

"Alright!"

"Heh he he!"

"Ho ho!"

"No one has the brains to outsmart me! Just you watch!" (When he is selected as an ally)

(When he is selected as an ally) "Evil schemes are my specialty!" (When he is selected as an ally)

(When he is selected as an ally) "We're here to help. Lucky you!" (Challenge Road)

(Challenge Road) "What's up? I'm here to help. You're gonna need it!" (Challenge Road)

(Challenge Road) "Aw, no!"

"Mario! If I can beat you... I can reignite my passion for challenges!" (If the player chooses Mario, he will be their final opponent in Chestnut Forest on Challenge Road)

(If the player chooses Mario, he will be their final opponent in Chestnut Forest on Challenge Road) "I will defeat you... And reignite my passion for challenges!" (The player's final opponent in Chestnut Forest)

(The player's final opponent in Chestnut Forest) "I'm a failure..." (After beating him in Challenge Road)

(After beating him in Challenge Road) "Just because everyone else is having fun doesn't mean I'm jealous! Not one bit!" (Waluigi in the party plaza)

(Waluigi in the party plaza) "When I finally find someone desperate enough to take me, you'll regret this!" (When asked to be a party member in the party plaza and the player refuses him)

(When asked to be a party member in the party plaza and the player refuses him) "I wanna see how long one party can go! Take me so I can find out!" (Waluigi in the party plaza when all gems have been collected)

(Waluigi in the party plaza when all gems have been collected) "We’re both going to regret this!" (When asked to be a party member in the party plaza when all gems have been collected and the player refuses him)

Mario Golf series [ edit ]

"You might be gettin' better, but nobody cheats better than me! You got that?!"

"Don't whiff!"

"Are you sweating?"

"You're cheating!"

"Oh, come on!"

"Only cheaters mess up!"

"Ehh... Not bad...for you!"

"Waaah, this looks too easy..."

"Today!"

"Tee Time!"

"AAAARGH!! Stupid ball."

"Camelot! Heh, heh, heh!"

"Eh, they're all just jealous!"

"Come on."

"Waluigi."

"I bet Peach makes a pretty penny from running this fancy club. *yawn* I ate so much I'm gonna need a nap!"

"Are you happy you won the championship?"

"Huh. I guess you're just being honest, but don't let it go to your head!"

"Little white lies can get you in trouble, you know. Be happy. You earned it."

"For me, the best part of any round of golf is kicking back and relaxing when it's all over. That's all I need!"

"Now that you've won you second title, I gotta admit I'm kinda jeal--"

"Never mind! I'll see you on the Mountain Course."

"Huh? You want to know if I was actually trying on the Mountain Course Championship?"

"Hey! I always give it everything I've got, but even I have off days. Just watch, I'll be the next champion!"

"Oh? OK. Well, the grub's better than normal, today. Must be because you won the triple crown. Thanks, I guess!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

Mario Kart series [ edit ]

"Wa-ha-ha! Waluigi, number one!"

"Arghhhh, Waluigi no win this time."

"Waluigi!"

"Waluigi time!"

"Go far, oh yeah!"

"Golden!"

"Waaaaaah! Nooooo!"

"Heh-heh-heh!" (when chosen as character)

(when chosen as character) "Let's go already!" (when his kart is chosen)

(when his kart is chosen) "Wa-ha-ha-waaaaa!" (wins a race)

(wins a race) "Nooooooooooo!" (loses a race)

"Aww Yeah!"

"Waluigi!"

"Yahooie!"

"Yeahhh!"

"Heheheh yeah!"

"Waluigi time!"

"Take that!"

"So good!"

"Let's-a go!"

"I'm-a gonna win!"

"I'm on the red team!"

"Blue team gonna win!"

"Ehh, everybody cheater! Next time I cheat! Heh heh heh!"

"Ah, Waluigi lose! Impossible!"

"Oh, too bad. I get you next time, cheaters!"

"Waaah, impossible!"

"Aw yeah! I get you next time."

"Ha ha ha! Next time. I could have won!"

"Ehh, not bad..." (*laughs*)

(*laughs*) "Aw no, too bad. Nyehhhhh."

"Waluigi win! Yeah!"

"Aw yeah! Waluigi! Ha-ha-ha!"

"Owwwwww! Cheaters!"

"Watch out...for me!" (after getting a Star or Mega Mushroom)

(after getting a Star or Mega Mushroom) "Aw yeah! Powered up!"

"Ha ha!" (When selected)

(When selected) "Ha, Waluigi!" (glide)

(glide) "Ha ha! Waluigi!" (When finished 1st)

(When finished 1st) "Nice! Niiiice! Yeah!" (When finished between 2nd and 6th place)

(When finished between 2nd and 6th place) "Aw, everybody cheating!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)

(When finished in 7th place or lower) "Oh! Come on!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)

(When finished in 7th place or lower) "I'll be back!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)

(When finished in 7th place or lower) "Wheels up, up, up, up!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)

(when entering anti-gravity mode) "Hey there! Here we go!"

"Have at you!"

Mario & Sonic series [ edit ]

"Waluigi!" (When selected)

(When selected) "Ah, Waluigi get you next time!" (Placing second or third)

(Placing second or third) "Oh, no, no, no!" (Losing)

(Losing) "Waaah? No!" (Placing fourth or lower)

(Placing fourth or lower) "I'm a living legend!" (When achieving a world record)

(When achieving a world record) "Waluigi! Number one!"

"Waluigi!"

"Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."

"Wah ha ha!"

"Huh?"

"Waluigi, number one!"

"I'm a-living legend!"

"What? No."

"*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your Snowboard Cross win go to your head." (After defeating Wario at Icepeak)

(After defeating Wario at Icepeak) "*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your Bobsleigh win go to your head." (After defeating Wario at Polastraits)

(After defeating Wario at Polastraits) "So what if we did? We'll have our revenge in Snowboard Cross!"

"Or maybe you don't have what it takes for Snowboard Cross?"

"Don't try and blame it on me!"

"That's right! You should go easy on us to make it a fair match!"

"So we lost one. Just don't get used to it!"

"About time we got moving, eh, Wario?"

"What?"

"Heh. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"

"I think they're sweet talking us now, then giving us the hard work later."

"What? I didn't hear anything, did you?"

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer... Take them by surprise."

"You need all the help you can get, that's for sure."

"If there are any Whitestones nearby, our machine here will give out a sound."

"Eh heh heh! Waluigi already knows your little secret!"

"Oh, so there's a secret room in Cubyrinth, hm?"

"Could it be where that nervous-looking Shy Guy was hanging around in Cubyrinth?"

"Yes, a nice day for adventure. How about you go off on an adventure yourself, hm?"

"Do not worry about your secret room. Waluigi will watch it for you."

"Waluigi knows everything! Now, show me where the secret room is!"

"Eh heh heh! That's what happens to those who know the secret, hm?"

"If you want help, you better tell me the secret now!"

*Cough* *Cough* "What a mess!"

"A-ha! The way into the secret room, no?"

"Eh heh heh! Nobody pulls the wool over Waluigi's eyes!"

"Waluigi found the secret room. Three cheers for Waluigi!"

"Waluigi!"

"Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."

"Wah ha ha!"

"Huh?"

"Waluigi, number one!"

"I'm a-living legend!"

"What? Nooo!"

"Now it's no problem to see the court from way back here!"

"Waluigi's finest invention! I call them Waluigiscopes!"

"With these babies Waluigi can watch Luigi like a hawk and learn all his weaknesses!"

"Then when Waluigi wins, he'll be the biggest superstar on the planet!"

"What do you want from Waluigi?"

"Haw? Why should Waluigi give you his Waluigiscopes?"

"No way! Now scram. Waluigi is a very busy man."

"Talking time is over! You are in Waluigi's way now. Go away before Waluigi gets mad!"

"Eh heh heh! Nobody gets between Waluigi and his scheming!"

"Now, time to find the perfect spot to spy on Luigi from..."

"Gwahah!"

"Ahh! The world's only pair of beautiful Waluigiscopes..."

"You'd better be ready to pay for a replacement, my metal friend! Or I'll make you pay!"

"Then that's how it's going to be, eh? Fine, get onto the court!"

"Waluigi always makes them pay."

"Eh heh heh! Waluigi wins!"

"Hey, come back! You still haven't paid for my Waluigiscopes!"

"And extra meddling fee on top for getting in the way of my scheme!"

"Oh! Wario! Perfect timing."

"You see Metal Sonic around here?"

"No, haven't seen him. You seen Metal Sonic around--"

"Hey, Wario! Wait!"

"If you help Waluigi find Metal Sonic, there's a big reward!"

"Yes, really!"

"Waluigi'll just add it to the payment for the Waluigiscopes and the meddling tax!" (thinking)

(thinking) " Rewards for everybody?! Waluigi is in! Let's go after Eggman and Metal Sonic!"

"You're one to talk! Always with the evil plots, you!"

"You're just trying to weasel your way out of paying!"

"You WILL pay for this, and the price tag, she keeps rising!"

"You're not the only ones who have been training! Wario! Let's show the Doctor what's what!"

"Eh heh heh! Never underestimate the wrath of a man kept from making money!"

"Think you can just run off again like before, eh?!"

"Just like you said, Wario. "

" "Eh heh heh! You watch and find out for yourself."

"You're slow on the uptake, Eggman! Wario'll find your machine in no time."

"Just has to be follow the fog! Wario has the nose of a blood-hound, you said it yourself!"

"Eh heh heh! Do it, Wario!"

"W-We didn't do it to make you people happy. We--"

"Now that they've given up on running, we can get down to settling our debts!"

"No fair! He used science to cheat Waluigi!"

"Listen up, Egghead! We haven't given up yet! We'll be by to collect our money soon!"

"Huh? Who're you?"

"What? Why should Waluigi bother playing games with your metal friend?"

"Waluigi sees no benefit for him."

"Then Waluigi will practice his sprinting by running away from you!"

"Now Eggman comes squawking, too? Argue all you like, but leave Waluigi out of it!"

"So long!"

"You can make this happen for Waluigi?"

"Waluigi will hear all the details, now!"

"What?! Are you trying to trick Waluigi?!"

"When you put it like that, Waluigi sees your logic."

"So what would you have Waluigi do?"

"Waluigi will do it!"

"Why did Waluigi have to jinx himself like this-- and right before the Olympic Games!"

"Nyaahh... Time to train all over again. Waluigi will become a superstar on his own. No tricks!"

"You'll see at the Olympic Games, Eggman, and your little metal friends, too!"

Mario Baseball series [ edit ]

"Wah hah hah waah!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Stop right there, rubes! What're you doing here?"

"No way, lard lump! We're gonna settle this like men!... With baseball!"

"Waluigi time!"

"Big deal, loser!"

" Wahahaha! At last I've found them! "

" " I shall release the music from the keys and flood the world with chaos! "

" " Wahahaha! I have a surprise for you! "

" " I, Waluigi, claim this Music Key in the name of... er... um... Waluigi! "

" " With this key, I'll be the best dancer in the world! Wahahaha! "

" "Wahahaha! The only way you'll get it back is if you defeat me..."

"Too easy! Yeah! Heh heh heh... losers!"

"Hello."

"Buh-Bye."

"Wa-lu-igi. Yeah. Yeah. YEAH!"

"You want the ball? Here! Ha ha ha!"

"Wahhhh... CHEESE!" *Punches camera*

*Punches camera* "Aw, Wario!" *coughs* "Ugh, you're killing me!"

*coughs* "Aw, Wario! Change your pants!"

"Aw, Wario! Hold it in!"

"Next Level Games, wah-ha! Losers."

"Hey, dummy!"

"Waluigi number one!"

"Blblblblbl."

"Wha-ha!"

"He He!"