QUOTE(rafael2420 @ Dec 31 2008, 09:30 AM)



The Geography of a Woman

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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.

She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with

bushland around the fertile deltas.



Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.

Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade

especially with countries with cash or cars.



Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,

relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.



Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.

She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be

a warm and desirable place to visit.



Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost

the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction

is now necessary.



Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,

quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate

keeps people away.



Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.

With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future

(a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a woman really).



After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows

where it is, but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man

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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe -

ruled by a dick.



LOL even countries can be associated with age now.