The other night, after a long hard day of studying for grad school finals, I came home to find a mysterious package waiting for me by my apartment. I wasn't too excited since I've been ordering plenty of gifts for other people and had completely forgotten that I was to receive something, as well!

The moment I opened the package I was elated. An envelope labeled "free bacon" awaited me, but the card inside was even better - I had a good old-fashioned "I'm home alone and I'm going to laugh my ass off anyway" moment when I saw the Harry Potter/Moaning Myrtle card (pictured).

From there I delved into the package like Randy with his Zeppelin on Christmas morning and discovered a plush Enterprise, which was truly awesome because I only mentioned my love for TNG as a side note.

I then saw a fantabulous cup that features my outlook on life (glass half full), which is especially important in my field of study: mental health counseling. I immediately poured myself a half (full) glass of Brooklyn Winter Ale and went to town as I discovered the other things in store for me.

Next! A pocket whiteboard! It was already filled with messages from my dear Jawshie (who are you, mysterious Jawshie?), which I contributed to, as well. I think I'm going to hang it up in my apartment somewhere. My friends should make good use of it on New Years Eve.

FINALLY: The prize of them all. A book entitled "All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome." If Jawshie had stepped foot into UPenn's counseling program for a second he/she would have known this was the perfect gift - but he/she didn't have to because he/she is just that goddamn awesome. I immediate texted a number of student friends a pic of the book and the universal consensus was "That's fucking hilarious." Indeed it is.

So Jawshie, thank you for making the end of my semester so much brighter, and making a sad, dull evening into a fantastic one. Even my fiance thinks your package was badass. I don't know how you did it, but even with my incredibly vague bio you totally hit the nail on the head with everything you sent me. Thank you thank you!!!