It's all about expectation management, you see. If you make your kid think he can be president, he will grow up disappointed. Tell him he's headed for a life as an office drone and at least he'll be mentally prepared.


For a mere $2,500, daddy's little office drone gets all of this:

Furniture features: * Flat desk area

* Left and Right built-in mouse pads

* Bench seat that fits two children and offers storage inside for supplies

* Two locking cabinet doors

* Computer wiring stores safely inside ventilated cabinet.

* Locking castors keep unit from rolling during use. Computer equipment features: * Think Centre PC

* Internal DVD-ROM

* 1GB RAM (minimum)

* 160GB Hard Drive (minimum)

* 10/100 Ethernet

* Microsoft® Windows

* Sound Card and 2 External Speakers

* Surge protector

* 19" Widescreen Flat Panel LCD Monitor

* Custom Little Tikes Learning keyboard and Tiny Mouse (colors are subject to change without notice) Computer Warranty: 1-year parts and labor.

Pre-loaded educational software: * Millie's Math House®

* Sammy's Science House®

* Bailey's Book House®

* Trudy's Time and Place®

* Thinkin' Things®


Boy, I really missed out on these 21st century toys when I was a kid! [Young Explorer via Dvice]