Officially identifying as Otherkin!

After much thought, I have come to the conclusion that I was a banana slug in another life. I have also decided to identify as transabled and will be spending the rest of my days in a wheelchair. When I decide to go live with my banana slug brethren, not having use of my legs won’t be a problem since I can just crawl along on my belly as I eat animal droppings and dead plant material. Now I just need to tell my parents.