Obama has apparently revealed that he has the capacity to not only travel forward in time like us mere mortals, but to go backwards and even sideways!

President Obama: "We are here today because we know we cannot be complacent. History travels not only forwards, but backwards and sideways." — The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 10, 2014

He is clearly not the only one who can grok the concept of backwards flowing time:

in 1800s under gallatin/Madison US paid off all debt & shrink govt substantially which exposed US to British successes in war of 1812 … — Kate Marshall (@KateMarshallNV) January 4, 2013

As a result A Hamilton's policies were implemented whereby debt was used to fund infrastructure needs and keep America secure — Kate Marshall (@KateMarshallNV) January 4, 2013

So, clearly, Democrats like Obama and Kate Marshall should be in charge because they understand how causality can be temporally reversed… along with the polarity of the neutron flow, presumably.

But Obama can see far beyond mere linear time, and can even go sideways! Clearly we, who are not capable of seeing into parallel universes, could never understand the nth dimensional chess Obama is politically playing!

A little mood music:

Keep enjoying that choom, Barry…



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