Queasy_Chef is the best!

Originally I was matched with a covetous, rump-fed, parasite who decided that it was easy enough to get a Secret Santa gift, but not give one in return.

Enter: Queasy_Chef! I just got my package today, and I could not be happier. Queasy_Chef actually seemed to take care to look at my interests, and choose gifts based on what I like/need. In total I received three(3) different gifts! Here they are in the order I opened them from their gorgeous gift bags that they arrived in:

1st: A Shakespeare Insult Generator You thought I made up that insult at the beginning about my witless, thick-eyed, arch-villain of a Santa? No way! That's where this book comes in handy. 10/10 will use for every insult now.

2nd: A Condenser microphone with a headphone jack for convenient use on the go! I mentioned in my survey that I am starting a production company, and Queasy_Chef got me a microphone that I don't need special equipment to use! I already tested it on my phone and it sounds 3000 times better than the normal microphone. 10/10 will use for every recording.

3rd: A Broadway 2020 British Imports Calendar! Clearly Queasy_Chef saw how much of a theatre buff I am, and so they got me the gift that will keep giving all year long! It has pictures of Playbills from Britain's best shows that have gone to Broadway and it is amazing! Can't wait to hang it up! 10/10 will look at every day.

TLDR; Queasy_Chef is the best Santa ever and turned a bad Gift Exchange into an amazing one!