This is amazing, I was chuckling away to myself from the moment I cracked open the box.

First up was a sweet glass pipe made by a_c_munson's friend featuring a cool little reddit alien in the glass. Iit was instantly used, and it was very smooth. ;)

The next present had a little note on it saying 'your first reddit post' - ripped the paper off to find some delicious delicious hungarian paprika in a really cool tin. I think my first post had been a reference to the crazy anime paprika, but it just so happens I put paprika in nearly everything - so awesome!

The next was labelled 'because I stalked you', which had me slightly worried. Cracked it open and it was some neutrogena t-gel which I had recommended to another redditor. Crazy thing is, I had run out of the stuff this morning!

Next up was some crazy looking purple rice from Minnesota and some spam (with real bacon!), which apparently also originates from MN. I had hoped someone would send me some cool local produce, I'm really chuffed with my space rice and obligatory bacon product (gonna cook it up once the munchies have kicked in).

Finally was a CD from a band featuring one of munson's friends, a live hip hop band called More Than Lights which is right up my street. Smooth-ass-funky beats and some clever conscious raps. Dope dope dope. My favourite track so far is Eyes of a Lady. Everyone should check these guys out, intelligent and happy grass roots music.

All in all, this is brilliant and has definitely got me in the christmas spirit. I doff my cap to thee, a_c_munroe (I also have your address now, so keep your eyes open) :)