Written by Duncan McMaple on February 3, 2016 . Posted in

Justin Bieber

Sorry, world, but we did Justin Bieber on purpose. I know it seems cruel, but this comic should set the record straight, eh? I hope that you can understand and sympathize with our purpose.

Actually, other countries have similar programs, eh? The U.S. uses Kanye, Britain has Adele, heck even South Korea has Psy! It’s all a plan to entertain the masses, make a buck, and have some convenient targets! Win win win! –Duncan

Tags: Americans, brochures, calibrations, Canadian Department of Hunting and Tourism, couches, customs, fishing, gullible, hunting, Justin Bieber, labs, marionettes, robots, shirts, singing, South Park, suitcases, targets, Terrence and Philip