KRAZY KENNY WILL CRAWL UPINTO A WOMAN'S UTERUS--

AND STAY THEREFOR SIX HOURS.

DON'T MISS THISONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EVENT.

ORDER NOW !

ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE BACK TALKINGTO THREE COMPETING CELEBRITIES.

TOM GREEN, JOHNNY KNOXVILLEFROM MTV'S "JACKASS"

AND KRAZY KENNY.HEY, HOWARD.

KRAZY KENNY IS HERETO PROMOTE HIS PAY-PER-VIEWSPECIAL THIS WEEK,

WHERE HE WILL CRAWL UPINTO A BUS DRIVER'S UTERUS

AND STAY THEREFOR SIX HOURS.

WOW.

NOW, SOME PEOPLE THINKTHAT ALL YOU GUYS DO

IS PERFORM SICK ANDDISGUSTING ACTS FORSHOCK VALUE AND MONEY,

WHICH MAKES YOU WHORES.

BUT I'D LIKE TOPROVE THEM WRONG.

SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO,

IS I'M GONNA OFFEREACH OF YOU $50,000

TO GIVE MEORAL SEX RIGHT NOW.

I'M IN.ME TOO.AND ME !

OH !

FINE, I'LL DO ITFOR 40 THEN.

30.20 !10 BUCKS.

OOH, THE KID SAYS HE'LL DO ITFOR 10 BUCKS.

DAMMIT, I'M OUT.ME TOO.

I GUESS HE ISTHE BIGGEST WHORE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET GOING THEN,CAN WE CUT THE CAMERAS ?