It’s nearly Turkey Day, but Greg isn’t finding a lot to give thanks for — aside from some newly acquired piano skills — in this exclusive sneak peek at Monday’s Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (The CW, 8/7c).

So when the bartender starts tickling the ivories, the result is a “Piano Man”-esque tune in which he waxes philosophical (and, to be honest, a little pessimistic) about his life in West Covina, Calif.

Sample lyric: “Am I doomed to stay here/pouring my high school friends beers/for eternity?” (Hey, Deb at the bar seems to like it.)

Press PLAY on the video above to watch Greg — and portrayer Santino Fontana — belt it out at the bar.