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00:00 - 00:03 The siege is going very badly.

00:04 - 00:05 We have tried to take out

00:05 - 00:07 Their legions of siege weapons.

00:08 - 00:12 However, they have far too good defences for them and destroying them is impossible.

00:12 - 00:15 There's no way this siege is going to succeed.

00:17 - 00:19 Steiner will take care of them.

00:19 - 00:21 He has the ultimate weapon.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Steiner...

00:31 - 00:33 Steiner's siege weapon was stolen by Noobus.

00:34 - 00:36 Noobus renamed it to the Red Army Trebuchet.

00:53 - 00:58 If you've never had your shit stolen by an asian limey child, leave the room.

01:13 - 01:15 HOW THE FUCK DID IT HAPPEN?!

01:15 - 01:17 HOW THE FUCK WAS THE ENGINE STOLEN!

01:18 - 01:23 IT FIRED WEAPONS UPON WEAPONS THAT WOULD ALL LATER FIRE TOGETHER!

01:25 - 01:28 AND IT WAS STOLEN BY NOOBUS!

01:29 - 01:31 A FUCKING COMMUNIST BRIT!

01:31 - 01:34 AND HE FUCKING USES A GODDAMN MUSKET!

01:34 - 01:37 HE CAN'T EVEN BEAT A CHILD IN A FOOTRACE!

01:37 - 01:40 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THE WORLD'S GREATEST WEAPON STOLEN BY HIM?!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, the world's most powerful weapon is the nuke-

01:42 - 01:46 NO IT ISN'T! I DIDN'T PERSONALLY DESIGN IT!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, perhaps weapons that you design are't the best!

01:48 - 01:52 OF COURSE THEY'RE THE BEST! I'M ADOLF FUCKING HITLER!

01:53 - 01:54 PURE INCOMPETENCE!

01:56 - 01:57 I worked hard to take all of Europe

01:57 - 02:00 And now it's all going to shit

02:00 - 02:03 Because of a commie who isn't even Russian!

02:04 - 02:08 I THOUGHT IT PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO BEAT US!

02:08 - 02:13 AND YET HE SPANKED US WELL!

02:14 - 02:16 WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, I WILL SHOOT HIM WITH HIS OWN MUSKET!

02:17 - 02:21 AND THEN I'LL THROW HIS DEAD BODY IN THE SEA WHERE HE'LL EVENTUALLY FLOAT AWAY TO STALIN!

02:27 - 02:29 I thought it impossible...

02:30 - 02:34 For the greatest weapon created...

02:34 - 02:36 To be stolen by a fucking limey.

02:41 - 02:42 It's a disgrace...

02:43 - 02:47 A DISGRACE ON THE GERMAN NAME THAT IT WOULD BE STOLEN!

02:48 - 02:53 PREPARE A LAW FOR THE GERMAN PEOPLE!

02:54 - 02:56 If you're less competent than a burnt out limey...

02:56 - 02:59 and that burnt out limey is a fucking edgy teenager...

03:00 - 03:02 YOU MUST JOIN THE FUCKING ARMY!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK. You'll be fine in the army.

03:14 - 03:16 Prepare a peace treaty.

03:19 - 03:23 I will stop the siege.

03:25 - 03:26 It has failed.

03:31 - 03:33 And our weapons have been stolen.

03:40 - 03:46 But mark my words, the next war won't be so peaceful.

03:46 - 03:49 Blood will be spilt.