Straight is sooo 1990’s, it’s all about curves now. Actually, curves did exist before the turn of the Millenium. No one knows for sure when the first line decided to deviate from straightness. Euclid of Alexandria invented geometry in 300 BC to describe the mathematics of curvedness.

From Euclid’s humble theorems, to Archimedes spiral, to Descartes and Kepler… all the way to Sir Mix-a-lot; some of greatest minds in history have lent their special intellects towards understanding the nature and behavior of curvy curvitude.

In honor of these great ponderers of curves we present Zhanna, a blond escort who possesses some of the most splendidly elegant curves around. When Zhanna arches her back and thrusts out her magnificent bosom she seems to invent an entirely new branch of fluid geometry:

Zhanna is kind enough to make her curves available for further study. To get in on the cutting edge of this new arena of inquiry, and perhaps engage in a bit of topological tomfoolery, call Girls From Paradise.