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Badger Grylls







Joined: 26 Mar 2009

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Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton

Chemically AbusedJoined: 26 Mar 2009Posts: 395Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:29 am I have been exchanging e mails with agent Larry at the FBI, being a tad stubborn I have refused to deal with him unless he sends me a scan of his FBI ID card.







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ATTN:hugh



You requested for my identification card for you to know that i am from the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION so here is my identification card you have requested for.





Wasn't expecting this!!!







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Master of Puppets







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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:35 am Image wrote:

www.identityprops.com





Oh my: http://www.identityprops.com/magento/tv-show-memorabilia/x-files-id-cards-badges-fbi-fox-mulder-dana-scully/x-files-fbi-fox-mulder-id-card.html

Are you sure you aren't actually Jack Bauer? They've got his ID on that site too.





ETA: Why aren't lads actually smart enough to cut off the lower piece of that image where the site's watermark is located?

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Badger Grylls







Joined: 26 Mar 2009

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Location: Outlying Wastelands of Bolton

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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:39 am Nice one MoP



Thanks for the Inspiration I think I'll use the Jack Bauer one to reply to him... see if we can get a nice bit of cross agency co-operation going

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My life is finshed, please Sir tell me what to do, since the day you let me know the death of Hugh Janus.......Mary Jane Ben



Fuck you Fuck you keep your TWAT I opens my own TWAT......Naomi Alyiou

windypops







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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:46 am You just have to tell him you'll only work with a female agent.

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r2d2







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Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:53 am Master of Puppets wrote: Why aren't lads actually smart enough to cut off the lower piece of that image where the site's watermark is located?

because baiters don't educate them

drab







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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:50 am Department of Investigation?



Wouldn't that be the FDI?





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jlc419







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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:13 pm - SP Mod edit - no need to quote the full post directly above , we can see it just there ^^^- SP



Yup. Part of the BOJ - Bureau of Just1ce. Of course, most Americans would spot the fake instantly - even if they didn't recognize the actor; but I could see someone falling for it elsewhere.

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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:39 pm Oh, that's precious! LMAO!!! You know, I was sitting here drinking my morning coffee, pondering the day ahead. Wasn't too happy about having to go to work today, especially after Friday and how that went. (I take care of dogs, and the one was SO bad Friday and even bit me!) Anyway, I needed a good laugh this morning, and I certainly got one! Thanks for that!!!



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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:41 pm I just spit all over the screen with that one. I mean, wow, what a great and convincing ID. Make sure you praise your lad for it.

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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "

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2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.

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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:43 pm Yes yes, "I Want To Believe."

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!

You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer

My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!

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Donate to Eater Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyerMy dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFETeam Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt,Awka w/ ShortyShortyAbidjan w/ JuanBibian

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Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:48 pm "Federal Bureau of Justice"? Never heard of them.



"United States Department of Investigation"? Never heard of them either.



Must be some changes that our new President hasn't told us about yet.

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