At 4-24, Lovie Smith now owns the worst Big Ten winning percentage of any Fighting Illini head coach.

Worse than Beckman, worse than Moeller, worse than Valek.

Illinois has won 4 of its last 31 games against Big Ten teams, and two were against Chris Ash. So...that’s 2 of 28...just to give you an idea of how rare the opportunity was that the Illini coaching staff pissed away. I don’t know why I’m still doing this.

This feature requires me to spend a lot of time thinking about college football. If it’s ever fun, maybe you’ll get a lead-in that doesn’t suck.

Until then, here’s some dumb diagrams!

Hey, check out the series archive to check out all the captions I added!