Never could I have imagined a stranger to know me so well. Yesterday, with the wide eyes of a giddy child, I opened my glorious package. Immediately I found a note which read (with impeccable handwriting):

"To: The Last Unicorn. Happy Holidays. From: Your Secret Santa. The narwhal bacons at midnight. Enjoy."

Enjoy, indeed. Wrapped up inside was a beautiful new sweater with a majestic unicorn gallantly rearing upwards. I could not have imagined a more incredible piece of clothing if I tried. Thank you, Secret Santa. For brightening up my holidays, as well as my wardrobe :)