For the most part, former baseball star and steroid user Jose Canseco uses his Twitter feed to remind people that he once played baseball (without the steroid part).

Bitter? Sure, he’s bitter.

“I am sick and tired of our system allowing liars and hypocrits (sic) to thrive and succeed when honest good people suffer,” he recently posted, apropos of nothing.

When he’s bored, he likes to take on the “haters” in a little game pre-schoolers call, “I know you are but what am I?”

“(D)on’t be so jealous your (sic) small and weak,” he shot back at one.

Canseco was once the brashest personality in baseball, known for his power hitting and comical fielding. He played one very respectable season with the Blue Jays in 1998, hitting 46 home runs.

But since his major-league career ended after the 2001 season, Canseco has been steadily falling down the ladder of celebrity. Once he’d mined his steroid use for all the financial gain he could, he was reduced to prize fighting. And despite his size, he wasn’t particularly good at that.

Today, at 46, he’s returned to the professional womb.

Shortly after being evicted from his home in mid-August (“I am now the modern day frankenstein”), Canseco signed up with the Laredo Broncos of Texas’s United League Baseball. The ULB has no affiliation with Major League Baseball.

How bush league is the ULB? Its best team is called the Amarillo Dillas. Seriously.

A month ago, Canseco said he was living in someone’s garage. Typically, he pitched it as a reality-show idea. (“Someone should do a show called the penthouse to the garage.”)

Now, via Twitter, the apparent nadir.

“I need an attorney pro bono my lanlord (sic) evicted me and would not let me take my chandeleers (sic) with me, need your help to get them back,” he Tweeted on Thursday.

Let’s examine this problem.

Jose Canseco has nowhere to live.

The thing that bothers him most about that situation is that he can’t bring his light fixtures (plural) with him.

He expects a do-gooding lawyer to be so moved by the idea of Jose Canseco reading by the light of poor quality fixtures, that he will rush into court to represent Canseco for nothing.

Canseco made millions during his playing career and profited nothing from it.

Thanks to Twitter, we have the questionable advantage of watching that lack of accrued wisdom play out in real time.