Let's cut right to the money shot: it's San Antonio, Texas.

Yea, according to Google Trends data from 2004 to the present (they're always watching), when not taking in a Spurs game or avoiding the Riverwalk, residents of the Alamo City spend more time ogling online porn than folks in any other US city. Or, at least, searching for the word "porn". In fact, they searched for it so much that they nailed a perfect 100 on Google's Search Volume Index (SVI), a score that indicates the total number of searches in each area relative to searches nationwide.

Want to hear something even crazier? Of the top 10 towns on Google's list, three of them are in TEXAS. Yes, Dallas was second (86). Houston, sixth (72). Who knew there were so many sad, horny people in the Lone Star State unimaginatively searching for pictures of naked people?

Anyway, before you start using the Incognito window for everything, here are the top 10 cities:

10. Alexandria, VA - 60 (tied with Philadelphia, PA)

9. Phoenix, AZ - 62 (tied)

9. New York, NY - 62 (tied)

7. Denver, CO - 67

6. Houston, TX - 72

5. Atlanta, GA - 75

4. Los Angeles, CA - 76

3. Chicago, IL - 80

2. Dallas, TX - 86

1. San Antonio, TX - 100

Or to check out the data yourself, click here.

Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Yes, that's a British accent. No, she doesn't watch Doctor Who. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.