Geno Smith has had a rough couple of days. It turns out, he got suckered punched over some money by one of his teammates and his jaw pretty much imploded on itself (*Author’s note: at least based on my amateur medical diagnosis.).

So what does an NFL QB with nothing but time and pain meds on his hands do to wile away the long hours spent recovering? He probably texts back and forth with his friends, colleagues, and support system. What does an ethics-less blog with nothing but a boring month of August and a crack team of indomitable hackers? They hack into that QB’s phone and steal his texts.

Here, for your reading pleasure, are just a few of the texts Geno was receiving last night.





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