MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Hello and welcome to the MerbosMagic Trade bot. How may I help you?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Hello and welcome to the MerbosMagic Trade bot. How may I help you?

Λττίκus: hi

Λττίκus: whats up fojit

Λττίκus: fojit bot

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Invalid command.

Λττίκus: lolwut

Λττίκus: i just want to talk you niggerbot

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: What?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: My purpose is for trading.

Λττίκus: keep telling yourself that

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: There is a beginning price of one (1) Mann Co. Supply Crate Key.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Once supplied, you may purchase any item you wish.

Λττίκus: want to give me a ky

Λττίκus: what?

Λττίκus: wait

Λττίκus: im confused

Λττίκus: are you going to give me the keys

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: There is a beginning price of one (1) Mann Co. Supply Crate Key.

Λττίκus: i'm sure there is

Λττίκus: give me free credits

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please invite me to trade, and give me the key. Then I will continue talking with you.

Λττίκus: I'm sure you would want that key wouldn't you

Λττίκus: how many credits will a key get me

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: the key is necessary for bot function.

Λττίκus: ahhu

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: One key will get you infinite credits.

Λττίκus: rlly

Λττίκus: infinite credits

Λττίκus: like

Λττίκus: sideways 8

Λττίκus: infinite simboyl

Λττίκus: rlly

Λττίκus: ru for really

Λττίκus: so wait

Λττίκus: mr bot

Λττίκus: i can has key?

Λττίκus: so

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: You are required to supply the bot with one key.

Λττίκus: you're giving me a key for infinite credits

Λττίκus: hmmm

Λττίκus: i don't have a key currently

Λττίκus: i could buy one

Λττίκus: i don't really have the money

Λττίκus: when did you get so intelligent.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The bot will standby until a trade is commenced.

Λττίκus: you always used to be like

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Anything of key-based value is acceptable.

Λττίκus: "lelxd trade me maybe"

You must have had Steam Guard enabled for at least 15 days before you can participate in a trade.

Λττίκus: http://steamcommunity.com/id/NopeNotMe/inventory#440_2_1509901102

Λττίκus: would you like that?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please wait, processing...

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: this item appears to be sufficient. Please initiate a trade.

Λττίκus: yeah ok

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please initiate a trade. tihs offer will invalidate soon.

Λττίκus: D:

Λττίκus: why do you hate me

Λττίκus: i don't think you are real trade bot

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Invalid command.

Λττίκus: you are secret fojit

Λττίκus: aren't you

Λττίκus: haxkor

Λττίκus: ?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: No.

Λττίκus: r u hax

Λττίκus: pls no hax

Λττίκus: oh right

Λττίκus: guess what

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I am Steam Support Tech Walter. you are required to give steam admins a mandatory donation when they redeem an account that was hijacked.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Please, give me my donation.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I have the power t oactivate VAC on you.

Λττίκus: ahhu

Λττίκus: u have sooperpowers huh?

Λττίκus: please tell me more mister akremfaj+23@gmail.com

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: alright look faggot.

Λττίκus: ?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: This kid tried to take out team vedetia.

Λττίκus: mhm

Λττίκus: do go on

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I am Geel9, I'm part of vedetia itself.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: stop trying to interfere, and I won't hack you too.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I have a steamtools hack the kid himself made

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: And I stole.

Λττίκus: ooh

Λττίκus: what did you steal? i'm just curious now

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The kid made a hack for steam that allowed you to execute arbitrary code

Λττίκus: <- doesn't speak hack

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: ...and henceforth change the password if you got where the memory address of the password was

Λττίκus: do you mind dumbing it down a bit? :3

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: unfortunately he accidentally ran it, i guess

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: i don't give a shit i'm taking his items and his bot

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: If you don't want yours taken

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: You won't tell jessecar of scrap.tf about this

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and I get to remain the geel9 of scrap.tf i always was

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and continue to make a stable profit

Λττίκus: so i'm talking to merbo atm

Λττίκus: he said for me to tell you

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: how are you doing that?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: He doesn't have a steam.

Λττίκus: that he got himself tradebanned

Λττίκus: he doesn't

Λττίκus: ?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I changed his passwords.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and his email address

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: it was untraceable.

Λττίκus: ok

Λττίκus: now i'm sort of confused

Λττίκus: because i'm talking to both of you

Λττίκus: so let me get this straight, the overall story is that he ran some program and that messed with your system?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: he made a program, when he made this bot

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: that modified steam itself, slightly

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: while it ran

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: so you could run code

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and i knew the code to change a password

Λττίκus: ah

Λττίκus: ok

Λττίκus: this is starting to make more sense now

Λττίκus: so wait

Λττίκus: why are you mad at him?

Λττίκus: if you are?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: The kid's too fortunate

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Come on, he suddenly makes this grand-ass server

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: a fucking trade bot that outperforms all of scrap.tf's

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: and he thinks he can get away with it?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: no fucking way.

Λττίκus: hes pretty freaking smart

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: He's not getting past me.

Λττίκus: hes done my math homework in under 5 minutes

Λττίκus: so wait

Λττίκus: are you also like a super genius?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'm one of the smartest people in all of the world.

Λττίκus: IQ?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I don't care for IQ. I don't need IQ.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: We are vedetia; we are legion.

Λττίκus: vedetia= a program or a group?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Team Vedetia is a group of elites I founded before my old account got banned.

Λττίκus: ok

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: We destroy those above us, we keep our heads high by crushing those else

Λττίκus: and by elites you mean people like you, great at hacking?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: of course.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Far better than Merbo.

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I could make a program like his in seconds, I just never cared to.

Λττίκus: so wait

Λττίκus: why are you mad? why don't you just make a better program and call it quits?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: because the kid's shit is flawless.

Λττίκus: o.o

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: if you can't beat 'em, kill 'em and then pretend to be 'em

Λττίκus: xD

Λττίκus: thats a nice motto

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: look ryan.

Λττίκus: yeah?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I know where you live.

Λττίκus: and?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I could easily take you out.

Λττίκus: by?

Λττίκus: i'm just curious as to where this is going

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I can claim you hijacked my account

Λττίκus: and i could get VAC banned?

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'm geel9, people are gonna be all over this, call you scum.

Λττίκus: ahhu

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: fuck it, you're a waste of time

Λττίκus: what else?

Λττίκus: i mean

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: I'll get scrap.tf to rape your steamrep and get you trade banned.

Λττίκus: i can get banned and then make a new account

MerbosMagic Trade Bot: Goodbye, and remember