FBI records show that Obama used a pseudonym in emails with Clinton. Why would he do something like that?

Let's time travel back to March 2015, when CBS reported: "President Obama only learned of Hillary Clinton's private email address use for official State Department business after a New York Times report."

But now Obama has a bit of explaining to do: New documents released by the FBI — on Friday night, to avoid any annoying media coverage — have revealed that Obama "used a pseudonym in email communications with Hillary Clinton".

Partners in crime

A bit fishy, yes? We're just getting started. According to the newly released documents:

In an April 5, 2016 interview with the FBI, Abedin was shown an email exchange between Clinton and Obama, but the longtime Clinton aide did not recognize the name of the sender. "Once informed that the sender's name is believed to be pseudonym used by the president, Abedin exclaimed: 'How is this not classified?'" the report says. "Abedin then expressed her amazement at the president's use of a pseudonym and asked if she could have a copy of the email."

This probably explains why the State Department claimed that "Hillary Clinton exchanged [only] 18 emails with President Barack Obama from her private email account." And of course, all 18 exchanges were totally benign, because the president would never, ever send sensitive or classified information to a private email server designed to bypass FOIA requests:

According to the State Department, [the 18 emails] were thank-you notes, words of encouragement, a "note of appreciation," a holiday message, a "personal pleasantry," and so on.

We now know this is 100% not true.

Just to recap: Obama sent happy birthday messages to Clinton's private email using his "real" name, but for some odd reason sent (very likely) many more messages using a "handle". Why on earth would he do this? Maybe because he knew exactly what Clinton was doing, actively participated in it, and then lied about it when she got caught?

No wonder Obama is doing everything he can to get Clinton elected: He's now implicated in Hillary's brilliant scheme to turn the State Department into a pay-to-play crack den.

Only one question remains: What was Obama's pseudonym? (DroneMaster69.)