Hello again Unknown Human,

The stranger that comes to the front door showed up again. This time we were prepared because it was on one of the days that he normally visits. We are pleased that we had the opportunity to yell at him.

Human opens the envelope and flails her arms around. I was only mildly startled. Bumby ran away like the coward he is. It appears that the gift is for the human. It is an image that looks very similar to Bumby. Apparently it is to be placed on the device that transports our human back and forth from the house. It is the device that make a loud noise to let us know the when the human has arrived. Thank you for making the human happy. We are very pleased. However, we will not let the human know so please keep this between us.

-Daniel and Bumby

PS: May your days and nights be filled with feathers, bells, and shapes that can be caught and destroyed. You are deserving of many cans of gooey fish and warm spots to nap in.

Dear Unknown Human,

The stranger that comes to the front door just left a box for us. This is the day that he doesn’t appear so we weren’t ready to yell at him from the other side of the glass. Our humans opened the box for us and it is full of new things. I (Daniel) am very pleased to see there is a new thingy for me to destroy with my claws. I have already started destroying it.

My brother Bumby got in the box before I could. Jerk. I have plans to take it over later when he is not looking.

There is another box inside the box that has more shapes that make noise when we kill them. They also have feathers. We like the feathers a lot. Bumby caught the mouse that hangs from the air. It has a feather and he gave it a bath. Now it smells like his mouth.

There is a bag with those fuzzy sticks that we like. I made the human bend it into my favorite shape so I could kick it around.

Our humans have been real losers and have not brought us new shapes for way too long. Maybe you should be our new human. Open invitation for you to kick them out.

We are eternally grateful to you. But don't let it get to your head.

-Daniel and Bumby

PS: They are rumors in the air that more is on its way. We will be waiting by the door everyday for the stranger to come back. We will be sure to notify you when he completes the job.

PPS: The humans held that mysterious device up and followed us around with it. They asked us if we were cats and babies for the millionth time. How many times do we have to answer this question? They then looked at the device and made those awful coo-ing noises. It is possible that they will let you see what they were looking at on the device.