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Has it a name? It has. Will you give it to me? Only through the veil.

Hitler Receives His New Temple Name

00:00 - 00:03 MormonLeaks has published some new documents that prove

00:04 - 00:05 that the LDS Church has performed temple ordinances

00:05 - 00:07 for some notable deceased public figures.

00:08 - 00:12 The list includes famous non-Mormon people like Albert Einstein,

00:12 - 00:15 Bob Marley, Geronimo, Chief Seattle, and Crazy Horse.

00:17 - 00:19 At least I'm not on that list.

00:19 - 00:21 That'd be insane.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer.

00:27 - 00:28 You . . .

00:31 - 00:33 You were posthumously baptized, endowed, and sealed to your wife

00:34 - 00:36 in 1993. And your new name is Amulek.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who thinks these "Hitler Reacts" videos aren't funny, get out.

01:13 - 01:15 What the actual fuck?!?!

01:15 - 01:17 Are you telling me that I'm Mormon now?!

01:18 - 01:23 I *hated* Mormons! Everyone knows that! They're the absolute worst!

01:25 - 01:28 They're a bunch of self-righteous, bigoted blowhards

01:29 - 01:31 who believe in a pedophile prophet

01:31 - 01:34 who "translated" a bullshit book about Jews sailing to America before Columbus did.

01:34 - 01:37 And then they have the balls to baptize dead people

01:37 - 01:40 who never wanted to be Mormon in a million years!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, according to Mormon doctrine, everyone can be saved.

01:42 - 01:46 WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND GET BAPTIZED FOR ME?

01:46 - 01:48 But sir, through the atonement of Jesus Christ--

01:48 - 01:52 Anyone who believes in justice would want to see me burn in hell!

01:53 - 01:54 And what kind of name of "Amulek"??

01:56 - 01:57 Sure, it's not as lame as a name like "Hyrum,"

01:57 - 02:00 but why would anyone want to be named after a Bible fan-fiction character

02:00 - 02:03 that never even existed? It's garbage!

02:04 - 02:08 And what about people I killed like Anne Frank or other Holocaust victims?

02:08 - 02:13 Doing Mormon baptisms for them is so culturally insensitive that it's offensive as all living hell!

02:14 - 02:16 Same goes for the Native Americans on that list.

02:17 - 02:21 First you kill them, then take away their lands, and then you convert them??

02:27 - 02:29 And what about Bob Marley?

02:30 - 02:34 I'm a huge fan. A die-hard fan.

02:34 - 02:36 I love listening to his music while smoking a doobie.

02:41 - 02:42 But now . . . .

02:43 - 02:47 I have to think about some 12-year-old, white-as-fuck deacon from Orem getting baptized in Marley's name, even though he was Rastafarian.

02:48 - 02:53 His views on spirituality and love aren't even remotely close to the corporate culture of Mormonism.

02:54 - 02:56 Maybe they're just running out of names to do temple work for,

02:56 - 02:59 but I just find the whole thing so insulting

03:00 - 03:02 that it's worse than if someone took a dump on his grave!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, everything's gonna be alright.

03:14 - 03:16 I just feel bad for the poor sap who also gets my name.

03:19 - 03:23 My shelf would definitely break if I found out that I got the same temple name as Hitler.

03:25 - 03:26 But who cares?

03:31 - 03:33 The whole thing is fake.

03:40 - 03:46 They must be facing lower temple attendance among members and scraping at the bottom of the barrel

03:46 - 03:49 if they're doing temple work for a mass-murderer like me.