Want to make sure your kid will get beat up at the park? I dunno why — to uh, build character? Whatever the reason, ensuring a beating is now easy because some guy has started selling remote controlled planes that look like the Starship Enterprise.

It’s a genius idea, but again, let’s be real — flying this thing in public will almost certainly get you punched. Maybe it’s best to just enjoy it in video form. Hit the jump for that…

Ohhhh yeah, doing barrel rolls with the Enterprise. I take it back, the only thing you’ll inflict on your kid by buying them this plane is radness. Speaking of which, you they’re for sale right here.

via Technabob