If I go a month without making a Sean Payton joke I get the shakes. I kinda wish he was out of football forever so I could continue making jokes about it. But alas.

While tons of coaches got the boot on Monday, the Saints managed to make sure Payton wasn’t going anywhere. They agreed to an 8 million a year contract extension, making him the highest paid coach in the league. I expected nothing less from the floundering Saints. Anyway, with Payton secure, he’s not going to the Cowboys (THANK GOD) and I will have to find a new angle to mock him with. Do not worry, there will likely never be an end to Sean Payton jokes. I will make them as long as I can. I enjoy it too much. I love Sean Payton.

also, Happy 50th comic!