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Gamecock Adolf reacts to South Carolina's 34-10 loss to Clemson

00:00 - 00:03 We have had surprising wins over NC State and Arkansas

00:04 - 00:05 Along with some close calls with La Tech and Vandy

00:05 - 00:07 As you can see, Tennessee is complete dog shit, so we won there

00:08 - 00:12 All in all, Muschamp has gained us 8 wins

00:12 - 00:15 We could be advancing on an Outback Bowl appearance

00:17 - 00:19 Fine, fine. Tell me about Clemson.

00:19 - 00:21 Without Deshaun Watson, they're hopeless against us.

00:24 - 00:26 Uhhhhh...

00:27 - 00:28 Clemson has...

00:31 - 00:33 Clemson has completely routed us 34-10.

00:34 - 00:36 At home. On primetime national TV.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who needs to refill their stadium cup with doo-doo ice, please leave now.

01:13 - 01:15 How the hell did this happen?!

01:15 - 01:17 Jake Bentley said "never again"!

01:18 - 01:23 We even made a hype video about it!

01:25 - 01:28 We bought new pyrotechnics!

01:29 - 01:31 We even went along with this stupid "Spurs Up" crap!

01:31 - 01:34 Doesn't anyone know that means your chicken is dead?!

01:34 - 01:37 And what does that high school kid Bentley with a fivehead do?

01:37 - 01:40 He throws a pick six that Lee Corso could have highstepped into the end zone!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, he's the answer to our prayers.

01:42 - 01:46 He's a loud-mouthed twat waffle! "Never again!"

01:46 - 01:48 He doesn't get much O line protection.

01:48 - 01:52 That's because our jackass coaching staff only recruited two 3 star offensive lineman last year.

01:53 - 01:54 We gave Muschamp a Boom bus!

01:56 - 01:57 What good is a big fancy recruiting bus if you can only pick up

01:57 - 02:00 a couple of Schnauzers to block Wilkins and Lawrence!

02:00 - 02:03 "Spurs up! Forever to thee! Boom! Never again!"

02:04 - 02:08 STFU with slogans and get us some real athletes to beat Clemson!

02:08 - 02:13 I haven't wasted this much money on my team since I bought that painting of Spurrier with a chicken!

02:14 - 02:16 Now we have to watch those orange assholes go to the CFP again!

02:17 - 02:21 Their walk-on wide receiver made our defense look like a Powder Puff team!

02:27 - 02:29 And when we finally score a field goal on their second string,

02:30 - 02:34 We shoot off fireworks like a couple of hillbillies getting rid of their Fourth of July leftovers.

02:34 - 02:36 "Boom! Spurs up!"

02:41 - 02:42 We once beat them five in a row!

02:43 - 02:47 At this rate, they're going to beat us 10 in a row!

02:48 - 02:53 They'll tell us, "Fear the Thumbs! Up your butthole!"

02:54 - 02:56 "LIke Christian Wilkins vs. Ohio State."

02:56 - 02:59 And they have Trevor Lawrence coming in next year?!

03:00 - 03:02 How many points is he gonna drop on us? 96?!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay. He won't score more than 60 on us.

03:14 - 03:16 I'll be in a nursing home the next time we beat Clemson.

03:19 - 03:23 At least we have the best fans in the world.

03:25 - 03:26 I'm sure they made us proud on national TV.

03:31 - 03:33 Our students always represent us well.

03:40 - 03:46 At least we still have Bama. They'll get into the playoffs again, right?

03:46 - 03:49 I still have my women's basketball season tickets.