Nothing quite like turning your engagement into a giant half-time show. This game, apparently, is called "find the mascot while blindfolded."

Having successfully found the mascot the young girl gets her prize, the Mascot deflates and out of its leathery skin walks her boyfriend, ready to propose.

This winner, who looks like the kind of guy who actually uses a belt attachment for his cell phone, takes a knee and in an extremely insecure sounding voice says 'baby, baby, baby' while his now ex-girlfriend runs away.

His biggest mistake? Nobody wants to marry a mascot.

Special thanks to 2009's Keyboard Cat for providing us with musical stylings and playing the girl out of the stadium.

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The craziest part about some of these is that the girls don't just say no, theyout of wherever they are, like they're in danger. Judging by a lot of the guys on this list, though, maybe they are.