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Happy East Arrrrh

Today we celebrate the day when the fierce pirate Cotton Tale, known for the cotton handkerchief that all ways hung from his back pocket, raided a small fleet of merchant ships carrying goods to the colonies from Spain. It was a fierce battle but in the end the merchants surrendered and the Cotton Tale pirates looked over their newly claimed loot. What they found were shipments of rabbits from the Spanish wilds, eggs, and berries. To their dismay however, the berry crates had smashed open over the eggs during the fight. Though the berries were lost, the eggs survived though they were stained from the juices dripping into their crate. Last of