Chicago Bears Head Coach John Fox listed the entire team as questionable ahead of their game this Sunday against the Oakland Raiders.

“Some are questionable due to injury – but with most players they’re questionable due to lack of talent,” John Fox stated before running down the full list.

While some of the players were said to be offended at this slur, none were more displeased than Jay Cutler. However his offense was intercepted and returned for a touchdown by an opposing cornerback.

“It’s a rough time to be a Chicago Bear,” said Shea McClellin (ILB), “especially as one of the players the coach listed as a questionable talent. It’s almost like the new staff want an entirely different bunch of players in here.”

The Bears recently traded away Jared Allen (OLB) and Jonathan Bostic (ILB), both for sixth round picks, and also cut safety, Brock Vereen. If the Bears continue ditching players at this rate they will be left with a team of two – Matt Forte and Kyle Long – which may be an improvement.

The Chicago Bears have had a tough start to the season, losing their first three games, and will probably be without starting quarterback Jay Cutler for their bout against the Raiders. The Bears have been installed as early favorites to gain the #1 pick in the 2016 NFL Draft. “Take the season off for Jared Goff,” has been the mantra of many fans – Jared Goff is expected to be the best quarterback in next year’s draft.