Yikes. D.C. United's new secondary kit looks like some weird kind of exoskeleton that ends up well wide of the mark. The primaries, devoid of any real color, are the same as last year's. United will be playing their final season in the decaying relic that is RFK Stadium this year, so the kits are fitting by that standard, I guess.

Best feature: Secondary kit can be used by competitive cycling teams when they're inevitably trashed.