Fixed Characters It only took three monkeys. by Alden So yeah, I'm Gilgamesh, | I'm two thirds god, but | I'm pretty awesome, cause the king of Uruk, | the other third is ALL | I get to bone all the surpassing all other | MAN. I'll let you guess | women on their wedding kings. I see the deep? | which third that is. | night, and all the dudes | | | | | are my slaves. G | G | G Um, this is a story /|\ | /|\ | /|\ about me I guess? | | | | | / \ | / \ | / \ he is a pretty bad dude and bad is ambiguous here next previous first current random randomizer archive about you can officially like this comic updates when i damn well please (rss) (CC) BY-NC-SA