HELLO THERE, CUSTOMER !

HELLO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY ?

GREAT, WHAT CANI GET FOR YOU ?

LARGE COFFEE, SMALL COFFEE ?

I'M ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN SOMETHING ELSE.

I'M JOHN POSTUM FROM THE HARBUCKS COFFEE CORPORATION.

OH, YOU'RE THAT CORPORATE GUYWHO'S BEEN CALLING.

THAT'S RIGHT.

HOW COME YOU DON'T CALL ME BACK ?

ALL WE WANT TO DO IS BUY OUTYOUR COFFEE SHOP HERE.

FORGET IT, MY STORE IS NOT FOR SALE.

MY COMPANY IS PREPARED TOMAKE YOU A VERY GENEROUS OFFER.

THIS IS A CRAMSONITE BRIEFCASE,ALL LEATHER,

IT HAS FOUR COMPARTMENTSAND A KEYLESS LOCK.

INTERESTED ?

I DON'T THINK SO.

MY COFFEE SHOPIS WORTH A LOT TO ME.

ALRIGHT, HOW ABOUT 500,000 DOLLARS ?

THE ANSWER IS STILL NO, MR. POSTUM.

YOU SEE, WHEN MY FATHER OPENEDTHIS STORE 30 YEARS AGO,

HE CARED ABOUT ONLY ONE THING,

MAKING A GREAT CUP OF COFFEE.

SURE, WE MAY TAKE A LITTLELONGER TO BREW A CUP,

AND WE MAY NOT CALL IT FANCY NAMES,

BUT I GUESS WE JUSTCARE A LITTLE MORE.

AND THAT'S WHY TWEEK COFFEEIS STILL HOME-BREWED

FROM THE FINEST BEANS WE CAN MUSTER.

YES, TWEEK COFFEE IS A SIMPLER COFFEE...

FOR A SIMPLER AMERICA.

WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.

WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO OPEN OUR HARBUCKS

RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU.

BUT, THAT COULD PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS !

HEY, THIS IS A CAPITALIST COUNTRY, PAL.

GET USED TO IT.

HELLO, MR. TWEEK.

HI, OFFICER BARBRADY.

WHO WAS THAT ?

JUST SOME DONG.WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU ?

THE USUAL.

OH !

THANKS, SEE YOU TOMORROW.

BYE, BYE.