#5259 +( 7235 )- [X] <reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away

<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob

<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs

<cristobal> and heat up the door knob

<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer

<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....