Tampa’s Steven Stamkos set off a mini firestorm this week just by favoriting a tweet that wondered aloud if he might ever play in Toronto. One month earlier we saw the same thing with Winnipeg’s Evander Kane, who favorited a tweet requesting that he come play for the Flyers.

Social media is a wild and wacky world; one that we as a society don’t fully understand. I deal with this a lot in my day job. Stuff is just not clear. Twitter’s “favorites” feature in particular is kinda poorly designed. It means different things to different people, and the feature is not nearly as private as the name suggests.

But the point I really want to make is this: Alex Ovechkin has favorited just one tweet, and it was his own.

Back in the day, Microsoft’s Internet Explorer browser decided to call its bookmarks “favorites.” Favorites were a private list of the user’s preferred web pages, and thus everyone who used IE (which was 90% of web users 13 years ago) began to think of favorites as a private thing.

On Twitter, they mean lots of different things. When I favorite a tweet, it could mean that I intend to look at it later. Sometimes I’ll favorite a tweet mentioning me when I don’t have a response but I want the tweeter to know I saw it. I will often favorite tweets when I want to encourage the person who tweeted it to do more stuff like it. And then sometimes I just favorite pictures of Alex Morgan and Hayley Williams.

(Or, in Alex Ovechkin’s case, he favorited his own tweet because that’s just how he does things.)

While Twitter uses favorites to promote the most popular tweets, it’s still not clear to users what favorites are “for.” In the light of the last month’s news, it should at least be clear that they are public.

On that note, let’s run down the best of the Caps’ favorited tweets.

Alex Ovechkin

Boom. Solo-shot home run.

Жанна ты очень сильный человек!!!мы все тебя очень любим!молимся за тебя!!!мы все с тобой!!!! — Alex Ovechkin (@ovi8) January 21, 2014

It translates like this: Jeanne, you are very strong person! We love you very much! We pray for you! We are all with you! So it’s actually pretty sweet. Still, I’m filing this next to the story about him entering a raffle to win a chance to meet himself.

Nick Backstrom

Sage advice from the guru:

To the mind that is still, the whole universe will surrender. — Russell Simmons (@UncleRUSH) May 31, 2014

I’ve got no idea what that means.

Marcus Johansson

No comment.

Eric Fehr

The Washington Capitals love #BlueCups so much they came all the way down from DC for #PintAfternoon @… http://t.co/phbc9rtBFg — Home of The Blue Cup (@Hes_Not_Here) April 9, 2014

What’s in the blue cup?

Brooks Laich

Brooks favorited a bunch of people who wished him happy birthday last month, which is sweet, but if you were paying eerily close attention, you could have figured out the love connection way back in early February.

https://twitter.com/milissasears/status/431598353726459904

Michael Latta

Had a great weekend in Phoenix visiting my big sis @EmSchmidt9, Thanks for an awesome weekend em! pic.twitter.com/lHyObgE5E6 — Nate Schmidt (@nateschmidt29) April 28, 2014

Hiiiiii Emily Schmidt.

Nate Schmidt

when your hot your hot @nateschmidt29 — Michael Latta (@Latta17) December 9, 2013

I like that Nate and Michael favorite each other’s stuff, but I’ve gotta chime in on the grammar.

Joel Ward

https://twitter.com/lmaoseriously/status/481084021242605569

This cracks me up. Not sure why.

Tom Wilson

When did @ExtraSkater add icings drawn%? And I didn't realize #Caps @tom_wilso was so good at drawing them. http://t.co/2bTIBFakzZ — Neil Greenberg (@ngreenberg) June 29, 2014

So Tom is into the fancystats? Nerd!

Karl Alzner

Does this get more or less creepy because he faved it?

Mike Green

This one is kind of boring.

John Erskine

Shooting ALF took over 20 hours per episode. It was so stressful that this happened! –> http://t.co/QWpOR0ff38 — OMGFacts (@OMGFacts) July 7, 2014

Pro athletes are just like us: spending way too much time on meaningless trivia!

John Carlson

https://twitter.com/gnaabug/status/265607832110518274

Why you’d want evidence of this, I don’t know.

Braden Holtby

Björk is considered the 5th most acclaimed female vocalist of all time. — What The F*** Facts (@WhatTheFFacts) June 21, 2014

Braden and I agree.

Steve Oleksy

Steve is the organization’s most prolific favoriter by a mile.

Oh hell yeah. I knew I liked him for a reason.

Closing thought: If you’re famous, be careful what you favorite. Maybe you should go– like RIGHT NOW– and un-favorite some stuff. Maybe your agent should have probably told you this already.