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Hitler reacts to Mirage: Arcane Warfare at TBS headquarters.

00:00 - 00:03 We have, like, 1000 sales 2 weeks after release

00:04 - 00:05 All-time player peak is 190

00:05 - 00:07 and we have 18 people currently playing

00:08 - 00:12 Most of Chivalry players don't want to play Mirage

00:12 - 00:15 and Mirage memes rule the Chivalry subreddit

00:17 - 00:19 They will have to migrate soon

00:19 - 00:21 we have the melee market cornered

00:24 - 00:26 Steve

00:27 - 00:28 Mordhau...

00:31 - 00:33 Mordhau alpha is coming in 2 months

00:34 - 00:36 Everyone is waiting to abandon ship

00:53 - 00:58 Reithur, playerhayter and vesros stay, everyone else out

01:13 - 01:15 What the fuck is this?

01:15 - 01:17 We give them an amazing melee game

01:18 - 01:23 3 years of hard work and development

01:25 - 01:28 This is unbelievable

01:29 - 01:31 WE MADE FUCKIN CHIVALRY

01:31 - 01:34 Millions of sales, community should migrate to our new game

01:34 - 01:37 It's a game everybody wanted!

01:37 - 01:40 We wanted to expand our market, don't be just a studio which makes Chiv

01:40 - 01:42 Nobody wanted Alladin-themed magic game with dumbed-down melee

01:42 - 01:46 WE HAVE MAGIC CARPET GUY AND FIREBALLS

01:46 - 01:48 People just wanted a more polished Chivalry

01:48 - 01:52 Fucking autistic neckbeards with their 150 FOVs

01:53 - 01:54 Always bitching

01:56 - 01:57 Wanted mechanic fixes

01:57 - 02:00 bug fixes and archer balance

02:00 - 02:03 Their balance fucking councils and Mercs mod, GTFO

02:04 - 02:08 All the they do is hate on us and make memes

02:08 - 02:13 Bitching and shitposting, that's all they do

02:14 - 02:16 FUCKING BURRITO SPENDS 6 HOURS A DAY IN PAINT

02:17 - 02:21 Memes and bitching, what don't you play the game first before you trash it

02:27 - 02:29 It was a good decision

02:30 - 02:34 Expand the market, go big

02:34 - 02:36 We had a huge playerbase

02:41 - 02:42 Ridiculous

02:43 - 02:47 We made everything purple and orange, everyone loves purple and orange

02:48 - 02:53 Removed backswings, implemented first hit flinch

02:54 - 02:56 They kept bitching about trades and archers

02:56 - 02:59 You can parry projectiles now

03:00 - 03:02 and every class can dodge

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK, Mordhau will have chambers and clashes

03:14 - 03:16 We need to make a free weekend

03:17 - 03:22 more people will get to see the game and decide for themselves

03:23 - 03:27 There won't be 2000 hour Chiv nerds to scare them off

03:31 - 03:33 They'll see it's a good game

03:40 - 03:46 By the time we make Chiv 2 everyone will be bored of Mordhau

03:46 - 03:49 Everyone will come running back to us