Santa took the time to message me and ask if I'd be interested in such a thing. Despite not looking a gift horse in the mouth, I advised that the option discussed wasn't necessary. Completely and thoroughly happy with this result.

Two tickets to a Pittsburgh Penguins game, great seats. A nice card and the hit of the night cat toys for my two kittens (of which is impossible to prove that they're enjoying the toys since they hide or stop doing anything when a camera comes out).

If only everyone was as lucky. Thank you!!