Dear President Elect Trump,

We need to bring an end to this violence that has occurred after your historic victory.

Millennials have never truly competed or lost at any competition during their lifetime and we are now seeing the direct results of their failed upbringing.

I hereby petition you, President Elect Trump to immediately begin issuing participation trophies, ribbons or certificates to any Millennial that voted for Hillary Clinton.

I was just at the grocery store and the Tendies are running low, if stores completely run out and the symbolic Participation Trophy Initiative hasn't began we may be looking at civil unrest we haven't experienced since their last embarrassing failed attempt at changing the world, Occupy Wall Street.