Did we really need to see the video? You bet your sweet ass we did. I honestly thought it was a joke at first. I mean, who tugs on Superman’s cape and doesn’t expect a roundhouse to the face? Is Clark Kent gonna have to smack a bitch? I genuinely had no idea what he was thinking stepping into the box. He clearly thought he was picking on a wounded duck. Let’s be real — who calls out a guy who has had his throwing shoulder surgically reconstructed three times? A man desperate for glory. That is who.

Until now, it was merely a rumor. Stuff of legend, lore, folktale. Even after what proved to be a futile attempt by several members of Team Portnoy to scrub the interweb of this video, the truth is out! This video sat in the bowels of Barstool for over two years and it is now here for your viewing pleasure.