The mysterious case of The Penistrator—an unidentified "snowfitti" vandal who's been drawing phallic symbols on snowy cars parked in the East Village this winter—has taken a shocking, unexpected turn. EV Grieve, who regrets that he lacks the "resources to properly track this fiend," has learned that the perpetrator may be none other than Sixth Sense star and NYU student Haley Joel Osment. TMZ posted this photo of a snow-fingered Osment earlier this month, with the headline "I See D***, People." Guess we can close the file on that one! [Via Curbed]