Never get in the way of a hungry woman and her gyro — or you might have to deal with the cops.

An Ohio woman deemed her dodgy gyro so criminal she wanted to get the authorities involved, audio from her unusual 911 call reveals.

The woman, from Cleveland, who is not being named, called 911 on March 19 to report restaurant Gyro Guys and accuse it of intentionally serving her a “nasty” chicken gyro with raw meat.

“Hi, um, can I ask you a question? Can I make a report on Gyro Guys?” she said in the 911 call.

“I think it was like intentionally that they tried to, like, poison me, cause my face is red. They gave me some chicken that was like nasty and raw. They know I like everything well-done and cooked up fresh.”

The dispatcher said an officer could come and talk to her but told the woman that the health department might be a better contact for her than an emergency line.

The woman, however, persisted it was a police matter.

“Oh, I gave that complaint already, trust me. But I’m concerned about me, cause that’s not right, what they did,” she replied.

The diner then told the dispatcher she did not need to go to a hospital, but she later revealed to Cleveland 19 that she went to the hospital for antibiotics.

“I was scared for my life. I don’t want to get food poisoning,” she told the station.

Cleveland Police Public Affairs Sgt. Jennifer Ciaccia said people should reserve calls to police for “law enforcement-related things.”

“In this case I’d say she should seek the advice of the health inspector,” Ciaccia said.

Restaurant owner Elias Antonakos said he tried to accommodate the woman and even offered her a new gyro.

“There’s customers that are just like that. They try to find something. I was accommodating. I gave her a new one and never charged her. At this point, I told my employees, if she comes in we can’t serve her,” he said.