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There are a lot of people, particularly in these United States, that look to the example of Jesus when they face unexpected difficulties. Personally? I don’t think it’s a great idea to follow the example of a man that was crucified. I mean, the dude had a good message overall, but I just don’t think I could handle the whole…being nailed to some boards thing.

I’m not very good at handling pain, is what I’m getting at. Also, I rather enjoy being alive.

Not being the sort of person that partakes of narcotics or illicit substances of any kind, I assume every time you use them someone asks, “You wanna smoke some drugs?”

I’m not very good at this sort of thing.