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It’s time to set down the Lubriderm, get off incognito mode and start planning for your future, because Pornhub, one of the world’s most beloved pornography websites, has established a $25,000 scholarship fund for students as part of its “Pornhub Cares” program, which is a thing that exists, according to the Washington Post.

The website, which receives over 78.9 billion views a year, has taken well to the pun side of things, saying their employees “work hard”…”to help make millions of people feel happy every single day.”

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“We’re always looking at different ways we can give back and we thought helping someone to go to college would be a great way,” Pornhub’s vice president, Corey Price, said to the Post. “We want to make it easier for one person who shares the same mission of spreading happiness.”

Applicants must be 18 or older and full-time students at an accredited post-secondary institution. They must also have at least a 3.2 GPA, submit official transcripts and be sure to boast any “leadership abilities.” So it is a very run-of-the-mill application process, although, essay applicants must answer the following prompt: “How do you strive to make others happy?,” along with a two-to-five minute video on the theme.

But, if you think this is your legitimate excuse to convince your girlfriend into finally shooting some poorly lit homemade porn with you, think again. Price said, “This is not about you making a homemade porn and winning a scholarship,” emphasizing that sexually explicit videos “will not be seriously considered.”

However, the company does say that “originality always scores bonus points,” and that nudity in the videos won’t disqualify you, which means it’s time to get creative. That’ll be one happy scholarship department.

The contest ends on October 31.