The next group of Web-dependents: Webcam girls.

Ah, Webcam girls. They dance and pose, en_trance_ sans clothes.

When Ned says they accomplish nothing, he's referring to the fight against the hypothetical Internet-limiting/banning law. As well as their lives in general. But actually I wouldn't be shocked to find out these girls make decent money doing what they do. Such is the reward system of our world.

I get the feeling my comic would be more popular if the girls in the top panel were my main characters. Especially if their attire never changed.