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Many around the country have been following the two young popstar Royals around the harbour city of Sydney today, with all of major mainstream news organisation’s covering every little move Prince Harry and Meghan Markle make, as well as the minutia of the outfit that the Duchess of Sussex is wearing of course.

Landing in the country yesterday, the newly married couple have made a few public appearances so far, much to the delight of Royal enthusiasts who have flocked from far and wide.

Meeting with the Governor General Peter Cosgrove this morning, The Duke of Sussex was reportedly shocked to learn that the country had changed Prime Minister’s again since his trip last year.

It can now be revealed that only moments ago, Prince Harry relayed the information back to our Head of State Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in a state of bewilderment.

“Honest to God Grandma, they’ve changed horses again,” our reporter heard the popular young figure say over the phone.

“They got rid of the silver tongue silk and have replaced him with this goofy weirdo soccer dad kind of guy.”

Our reporter heard some laughing coming out of the speaker of the phone.

“I know Nan, they couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery down here. There will probably be a new one next year as well, if this guy makes it through the year that is,” Harry then said.

“Imagine how poor old Theresa would go in this circus!” he said before bursting into laughter.

“Anyway we’ve got to get ready, we are going to Dubbo soon. Apparently the locals call it Dub Vegas,” he said.