Totally worth it, we promise*! Why didn’t we think of this sooner?!

Above we have created the definitive how to guide to making a living out of writing a webcomic. If you are looking for advice on how to make your own creative endeavour into something that not only fulfills your creative bent, but also converts your bank balance into a Scrooge McDuck style gold silo, look no further. In very short order you will find yourself swan diving into an ocean of wealth. The basis of the technique is to entice the reader with the triple threat of intrigue, confusion, and potential hilarity.

The real genius of this method is that the actual punchline need not even be that great, as long as the initial uptake is strong enough. Sure, if you want to build a long term successful business then a quality product is probably your best bet. In this case however, the reader pays their fee, and is rewarded with no explanation for the preceding buildup, but rather a particularly smug looking kiwi stating that “a fool and his money are soon parted”.