The weekend is upon us, and what better way is there to enjoy it than to cook or bake some of your favorite takeout treats? Think of how much money you will save by whipping up these lovely recipes instead of paying out all the big bucks to the fast-food chains. So, here it is: the top 10 secret recipes!

1. McDonald’s Big Mac

Sauce 1/4 cup Miracle Whip

1/4 cup mayonnaise

2 tablespoons french salad dressing

1/2 tablespoon sweet relish

2 teaspooons dill pickle relish

1 teaspoon sugar

1 teaspoon dried, minced onion

1 teaspoon white vinegar

1 teaspoon ketchup

1/8 teaspoon salt The Rest 1 regular sized sesame seed bun

1 regular sized plain bun

2 beef patties (2 ounces each flattened to bun size)

2 tablespoons Big Mac sauce

2 teaspoons reconstituted onions

1 slice real American cheese

2 hamburger pickle slices

1/4 cup shredded lettuce

To make the sauce, mix together all the ingredients about one hour before using.

To assemble:

Discard the crown half of the regular bun, retaining the heel. Toast both sides of the heel and the “inner” sides of the sesame bun. Cook the two-all-beef-patties just like regular burgers. After the bun parts are toasted, put 1 tablespoon of sauce on each of the heels (toasted side). Then add 1/8 cup shredded lettuce to each. On the true bottom bun, place one thin slice of American cheese on top of the lettuce. On the extra “heel”, the middle bun, place two pickle slices on top of the lettuce. When the meat patties are done, place them one at a time on both prepared buns. Stack the middle bun on top of the bottom bun, and put the crown on top.





2. KFC Coleslaw

8 cups finely diced cabbage (about 1 head)

1/4 cup diced carrots

2 tablespoons minced onions

1/3 cup granulated sugar

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/8 teaspoon pepper

1/4 cup milk

1/2 cup mayonnaise

1/4 cup buttermilk

1 1/2 tablespoons white vinegar

2 1/2 tablespoons lemon juice

1. Cabbage and carrots must be finely diced.

2. Pour cabbage and carrot mixture into large bowl and stir in minced onions.

3. Using regular blade on food processor process remaining ingredients until smooth.

4. Pour over vegetable mixture and mix thoroughly.

5. Cover bowl and refrigerate several hours or overnight before serving.

3. KFC Chicken

4 chicken leg quarters

3/4 cup flour

1 tablespoon salt

1 tablespoon pepper

2 teaspoons MSG

1 1/2 teaspoons paprika

1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.

2. Cut chicken into 8 pieces(4 legs and 4 thighs).

3. In a zip lock bag mix all dry ingredients.

4. Moisten chicken.

5. Put one or two pieces of chicken at a time into the bag and shake well.

6. Then put chicken pieces on an oiled pan. Use Canola or Peanut oil so your chicken will not stick.

7. Bake approximately 40-50 minutes until chicken is done. Half way through baking spoon oil from pan on chicken to brown properly.

So much for the secrets herbs and spices!





4. Coca-Cola

1. Mix 2,400 grams of sugar with just enough water to dissolve (high-fructose corn syrup may be substituted for half the sugar).

2. Add 37 grams of caramel, 3.1 grams of caffeine, and 11 grams of phosphoric acid.

3. Extract the cocaine from 1.1 grams of coca leaf (Truxillo growth of coca preferred) with toluol; dry the cocaine extract.

4. Soak the coca leaves and kola nuts (both finely powdered; 0.37 gram of kola nuts) in 22 grams of 20 percent alcohol.

5. California white wine fortified to 20 percent strength was used as the soaking solution circa 1909, but Coca-Cola may have switched to a simple water/alcohol mixture.

6. After soaking, discard the coca and kola and add the liquid to the syrup.

7. Add 30 grams of lime juice (a former ingredient, evidently, that Coca-Cola now denies) or a substitute such as a water solution of citric acid and sodium citrate at lime-juice strength.

8. Mix together 0.88 gram of lemon oil, 0.47 gram of orange oil, 0.20 gram of cassia (Chinese cinnamon) oil. 0.07 gram of nutmeg oil, and, if desired, traces of coriander, lavender, and neroli oils, and add to 4.9 grams of 95 percent alcohol.

9. Shake.

10. Add 2.7 grams of water to the alcohol/oil mixture and let stand for twenty-four hours at about 60 °F (15.5 °C). A cloudy layer will separate.

11. Take off the clear part of the liquid only and add the syrup.

12. Add 19 grams of glycerine (from vegetable source, not hog fat, so the drink can be sold to Jews and Muslims who observe their respective religion’s dietary restrictions) and 1.5 grams of vanilla extract.

13. Add water (treated with chlorine) to make 1 gallon of syrup.

This recipe is from Food Flavorings: Composition, Manufacture and Use (2nd Ed.) 1968 by Joseph Merory (AVI Publishing Company, Inc., Westport, CT). Makes one U.S. gallon (3.8 L) of syrup. Yield (used to flavor carbonated water at 1 fl oz per bottle): 128 bottles, 6.5 fl oz (192 ml).

P.S.: If anyone has a good source for Coca leaves, let me know – I think I have a good idea for a part-time business!

5. Heinz Ketchup

1 (6 ounce) can tomato paste with garlic

1/2 cup light corn syrup

1/4 cup white vinegar

1/4 cup white balsamic vinegar

1/4 cup water

1 tablespoon sugar

1 teaspoon salt

1/4 teaspoon onion powder

1. Combine all ingredients in a medium saucepan over medium heat.

2. Stir and bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer for 30 min.

3. Stir often.

4. Remove from heat and cover til cool.

5. Keep in a covered container in fridge.

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6. Applebee’s Mudslide

2 cups vanilla ice cream

2 ounces kahlua coffee liqueur

1 dash chocolate syrup

canned whipped cream

1. Measure 2 cups of ice cream into your blender. Add the Kahlua and blend until smooth.

2. Prepare a 16-ounce wine glass by swirling chocolate syrup around the inside of the glass. Hold the wine glass by the stem with one hand and twirl the wine glass as you squeeze the chocolate. Slowly move the chocolate up toward the rim of the glass so that the chocolate makes a continuous spiral around the inside of the glass.

3. Pour the drink from the blender into the glass. Add a pile of whipped cream to the top of the drink and drizzle additional chocolate syrup over the whipped cream. Add a straw and serve.

7. Taco Bell Quesadillas

Sauce

1/4 cup mayonnaise

2 teaspoons minced jalapenos, slices

2 teaspoons jalapeno juice, from minced jalepenos

3/4 teaspoon sugar

1/2 teaspoon cumin

1/2 teaspoon paprika

1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1/8 teaspoon garlic powder

1 dash salt 1/4 cup mayonnaise2 teaspoons minced jalapenos, slices2 teaspoons jalapeno juice, from minced jalepenos3/4 teaspoon sugar1/2 teaspoon cumin1/2 teaspoon paprika1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper1/8 teaspoon garlic powder1 dash salt Quesadillas

4 flour tortillas

4 chicken tenderloins

1 cup shredded cheddar cheese

1 cup shredded monterey jack cheese

2 slices processed cheese

1. Combine sauce ingredients and stir until smooth.

2. Grill chicken in vegetable oil and cut into thin slices.

3. Preheat skillet over medium heat.

4. One at a time, lay tortilla into hot skillet and sprinkle with 1/4 cup of each shredded cheese and 1/2 cheese slice on one side of the tortilla.

5. Arrange about 1/4 cup chicken slices over tortilla on the same half covered with cheese.

6. On the empty side, spread about one tablespoon of sauce.

7. Fold over, and press gently with spatula.

8. Cook until cheese is melted and slice each into 4 pieces.





8. Neiman-Marcus $250 Cookies

2 cups butter

4 cups flour

2 teaspoons baking soda

2 cups sugar

5 cups blended oatmeal

24 ounces chocolate chips

2 cups packed brown sugar

1 teaspoon salt

1 (8 ounce) Hershey Bars (grated)

4 large eggs

2 teaspoons baking powder

2 teaspoons vanilla

3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)

1. Measure oatmeal and blend in a blender to a fine powder.

2. Cream the butter and both sugars.

3. Add eggs and vanilla.

4. Mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder and soda.

5. Add chocolate chips, grated Hershey Bar and nuts.

6. Roll into balls and place 2-inches apart on a cookie sheet.

7. Bake for 10 minutes at 375° or until golden.

9. Reese’s Squares

1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs

1 lb confectioners’ sugar (3 to 3 1/2 cups)

1 1/2 cups peanut butter

1 cup butter, melted

1 (12 ounce) bag milk chocolate chips

1. Combine graham crumbs, sugar and peanut butter and mix well.

2. Blend in melted butter until well combined.

3. Press mixture evenly into a 9 x 13 inch pan.

4. Melt chocolate chips in microwave or in double boiler.

5. Spread over peanut butter mixture.

6. Chill until just set and cut into bars (these are very hard to cut if the chocolate gets “rock hard”.

10. Starbucks Pumpkin Scones

2 cups all-purpose flour

7 tablespoons sugar

1 tablespoon baking powder

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1/4 teaspoon ground cloves

1/4 teaspoon ground ginger

6 tablespoons cold butter

1/2 cup canned pumpkin

3 tablespoons half-and-half

1 large egg

1 cup powdered sugar

1 tablespoon powdered sugar

2 tablespoons whole milk

1 cup powdered sugar

3 tablespoons powdered sugar

2 tablespoons whole milk

1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1 pinch ginger

1 pinch ground cloves

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Lightly oil a baking sheet or line with parchment paper.

2. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, and spices in a large bowl. Using a pastry knife, fork, or food processor, cut butter into the dry ingredients until mixture is crumbly and no chunks of butter are obvious. Set aside.

3. In a separate bowl, whisk together pumpkin, half and half, and egg. Fold wet ingredients into dry ingredients. Form the dough into a ball.

4. Pat out dough onto a lightly floured surface and form it into a 1-inch thick rectangle (about 9 inches long and 3 inches wide). Use a large knife or a pizza cutter to slice the dough twice through the width, making three equal portions. Cut those three slices diagonally so that you have 6 triangular slices of dough. Place on prepared baking sheet.

5. Bake for 14–16 minutes. Scones should begin to turn light brown. Place on wire rack to cool.

To make the plain glaze:

1. Mix the powdered sugar and 2 tbsp milk together until smooth.

2. When scones are cool, use a brush to paint plain glaze over the top of each scone.

To make the spiced icing

1. Combine the ingredient for the spiced icing together. Drizzle this thicker icing over each scone and allow the icing to dry before serving (at least 1 hour). A squirt bottle works great for this, or you can drizzle with a whisk.

Sources: Wikipedia, Recipezaar



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