Patrik and Paul cozy up in bed at the Marlton Hotel with our love guru Kalena Yiaueki and special guest, Succession star Annabelle Dexter-Jones! We take listener Valentine's Day questions and dive into true romance, covering topics like hygiene, the coronavirus, sexting on planes, airdrop harassment, detransitioning for jobs, stalker behavior, frozen auras, "thawing out," grand gestures, Ali Wise's felony indictment over hacking the voicemails of her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriends, PDA, relationships on Instagram, exhibitionism versus shitposting, the three attachment styles, couples astrology, germaphobia, taking PrEP+, ass shots, our own love lives, general dysfunction, and former Real Housewife of New York Carole Radziwill phones in to answer a question about—what else?—blowjobs!

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