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Both NDP Opposition Leader Ryan Meili and Premier Scott Moe wandered deep into the woods this fall.

And while both Meili and Moe seemed as lost as Hansel and Gretel, only one of the lederhosen-clad pair is likely to find his way out.

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Moe Hansel did wander into a thorny thicket of Western separation, only occasionally interrupted by rays of national statesmanship. At times he was truly lost, distracted by most every squirrel or other woodland creature that crossed his path. That said, he seemed inherently sure all of his roads led back to the carbon tax.

Ryan Gretal, however, seemed more disoriented with every step of his journey.

“That witch with the candy house is clearly not contributing to healthy living, but should we be critical of an elderly, single woman living an alternative lifestyle of eating fattened children? Children! That’s it! It’s all about the students … or health care. Children wouldn’t be fat if government had addressed overcrowded classrooms without enough money for nutrition and physical education programs. No wonder children get lost. Can classrooms properly fund cartography study anymore? We can all agree this is bad, without really offending anybody, right?”