The idea of the deck is to NOT be a douche. Its to cast fun spells that confuse the board and just cascade into fun creatures and such. I had tutors and stuff to stack the deck, but who want predictability? So, I took those out. But, that said, I can still have fun.

Turn 2 win:

Turn 1: Forest, Sol Ring

Turn 2: Island, Unexpected results into Primal Surge into Great Whale, Mana Reflections Deadeye Navigator and a mountain. From that you can get infinite mana with Great Whale and Deadeye, Then cast Maelstrom, switching Deadeye to that, Exiling Maelstrom and putting him into the general zone instead of exiling him. Then recast him and your whole deck.

Is it gonna happen ever? Nope. Probably never. But that's the fun!