John Green doesn’t understand prosody - but that doesn’t stop him from pretending. John, when you’re teaching, it’s kind of, y’know, important to check your facts. It is nevertheless hilarious that a proud and self-conscious reader of poetry should write ‘dactylic hexameter’ with one dactyl per too-short line and no obvious metrical scheme at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4jk5kavy4#t=137