A new White House petition is asking the United States to annex the Moon as the 51st state:

We’re a pioneering country and the beacon of the free world.

The United States served as the model government for nations around the world, shifting them away from centuries of barbarism and collectivism.

We walked on the Moon first, and since nations that first plant their flag on land have a claim to it, we need to just declare the Moon as ours.

We need to be the guardian of the Moon and its resources. Not the UN, not Russia, not China, but us: The United States of America.

We demand the United States annex the Moon as the 51st state.

We should also annex Antarctica as the 52nd state and tell the UN to f*ck off because we can better protect its natural resources and its global importance.

You can sign the petition here.

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