Note: Video might be NSFW because I think I saw a blurry nip on my third go-through.

The Intimacy 2.0 Dress from Daan Roosegaarde turns transparent when the wearer's heartbeat increases. So technically not just when you're aroused, but also when you're running to catch the bus or watch somebody hurt themselves in a Youtube video. And on the third day, God said 'Let there be nips', and there were nips (and they were magnificent and even the angels cried).

The already barely-there garment features ribbons of leather and opaque "e-foils," which can detect the model's heartbeat, the Daily Mail reports.

Intimacy 2.0 is a fashion project exploring the relation between intimacy and technology," Roosegaarde said. "Technology is used here not merely functional but also as a tool to create intimacy as well as privacy on a direct, personal level which in our contemporary tech society is becoming increasingly important."

I don't know about you guys, but I don't need to wear a disappearing dress for you to know when I'm aroused. You know why? "Because you just took your shirt off and are swinging it around over your head & pelvic thrusting?" Mmmmm, your detective skills are making me even hotter.



Hit the jump for a video of the dress in action.



Thanks to Mnemosyne, who agrees this is kinda cool and all, but x-ray glasses would be even better.