I’m not proud of the fact that I teared up a little during that but when the video went from “our rebellion is all that remains to push back the empire” to this shot

I got legitimately emotional. I’ve never felt so inspired by a cause in all my years. I could’ve been born in time for the Revolutionary War and I wouldn’t have been impassioned by “no taxation without representation” as I am for “our rebellion is all that remains to push back the empire” with a pic of Goodel’s smugfuck face.

Also I love having a bad guy again. It feels like it’s been forever since there was a legitimate Patriots foe to hate, but Goodell has finally given us that back. We haven’t had Peyton Manning, we haven’t had Rex Ryan, there’s been nothing to be truly excited to face and beat. We not have Goodell and it brings me such joy.

PS – I saw Rogue One and I liked it a lot even though I don’t really like Star Wars all that much and fell asleep every time I tried to watch Hope Awakens, or whatever the last one was called. But Rogue One was good shit. That’s your Feitelberg review for the day.