Last night on the Tonight Show, Madonna talked about her long time dream of doing stand up comedy. And Jimmy Fallon accommodated her, giving her a spot. It’s the first time a major pop star has performed stand up on the Tonight Show. It’s also the first pants-less stand up comedy in history on the Tonight Show stage. She starts with “it’s so great to be here.” Can’t lose with that.

The sad thing is, she’ll never write a single joke half as funny as “Papa Don’t Preach.”

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