I’m really annoyed by all the posts talking about how Thanksgiving is evil because it commemorates the European genocide of the Native Americans.

No, it doesn’t. It commemorates the time when the Europeans and the Native Americans got together and had a nice dinner and didn’t try to kill each other. That’s what we celebrate it nowadays by getting together with relatives that we plan to go back to hating once the holiday is over.

Stop ruining this shining moment of hope with your dang cynicism already.