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LOCAL YOUNG fella Jamie Lonergan said today that it wont be ‘long now till mushy season’, and expects to be heading out picking the psychedelics early some morning with a few of the lads.

The 22-year-old told WWN that he will probably stay up on the session some night in a couple of weeks before making his way up to a ‘well known field’, which is notorious for magic mushrooms

“They be always growing on the side of the hill in cow shit so they does.” explained Lonergan. “I know a good place for them now, but I wont be tellin’ anyone cause then the whole town will be up there.”

Local experts say that this years mushroom season will probably yield the best shrooms of the last two decades, due to the recent high temperatures.

“One of the lads’ uncle goes out every year and he said there’ll be some bang of the things this year.” added the stay at home son.

“Can’t wait to puts them into the kettle and boil the shit out of them and make some tea.”

Mr. Lonergan warned potential pickers to be careful that they don’t pick the wrong ones.

“I know a lad in town had to get his stomach pumped cause he ate the wrong wans so he did.” he said. “You can’t miss them tho cause they have a little nipple on the tips of them.”

“Once ya find one of them then they just pop up everywhere, like magic!” he added.

It is estimated that four out of five young fellas in Waterford will make plans to go picking early in the morning, but the majority of them will not wake up in time.

