does "catching them all" count?

HAHA IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE SPORTS AND NERD CULTURE CAN NEVER INTERSECT. IT’S EXACTLY LIKE THE MONTAGUES AND THE CAPULETS. IF YOU LIKE FOOTBALL YOU CANNOT LIKE STAR WARS. IF YOU LIKE BASKETBALL YOU CANNOT WEAR A SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT SHIRT. IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY CHRIS SALE MANGLED SOME JERSEYS THIS WEEKEND YOU PROBABLY HAVE TO LEAVE THIS WEBSITE RIGHT NOW. THESE LINES WERE DRAWN IN THE ‘80S AND WE MUST ADHERE TO THEM. WHAT IS A SPORT, EVEN. SOUNDS DUMB. BRING BACK FIREFLY.

DID WE DO IT RIGHT?

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