The Meme Called Life (Meme Painting) By Snake-Powerforce Watch

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The Meme Called life is the Journey



The Meme Called Life is the Dream





When you look inside your Squishy Boi and imagine Random things



It's a Memeical Adventure so fly on Autistic Wings





Be like the Kid from "The Boy who Could Fly"



If you Smoke Paint Chips you can Touch the sky





Let the Meme Dust Sprinkle into your Soul



Don't ever let this Feeling Go





Whatever you can imagine it can become a Meme



Because The Meme Called life is the Journey



And The Meme Called Life is the Dream





Bonkie the Rëtarded Elf had Metamorphosized as though it were prophesied by Aut, The God of Memes

He has Transformed Bonkie the Rëtarded Elf into Bonkie the Full Rëtard, Aut has fulfilled Bonkie's Dreams



But after spending a little song in the "Memeical Land of Aut" all of a sudden Bonkie woke up in San Fransisco covered in Human Feces



After stumbling to get up from the śhit covered ground Bonkie the Full Rëtard kept slipping and falling back into the Human excrement he woke up in and started to throw up all over himself after he expelled everything in his stomach he picked up a piece of newspaper that was littered on the floor and cleaned off the disease carrying śhit from his rëtarded attire



When Bonkie the Full Rëtard was done cleaning himself up and finished dry heaving he looked around and said;



"I'm not in the Memeical Land of Aut Anymore"



Bonkie walked around the city streets and noticed that the whole place was covered in Human Feces head to toe and people living in cardboard boxes everywhere and appeared to be very sad living within a śhit Covered Environment



He walked a ways and saw a sight that made him stop in his tracks he saw gigantic sky-scrapers and cityscapes as far as the eye can see and on one side of the city it was all covered in human waste and on the other side of the city it looked basically brand new



Bonkie took a śhit covered Trolley to were a line in the road painted with śhit seemed to mark a border and the śhit covered trolly stopped exactly were the line was formed and when bonkie got off the Trolley and crossed the śhit line Bonkie felt like he could actually breathe again he let out a audible sigh of relief and continued walking



As he forwarded his journey along he noticed the stark contrast between the part of town covered in śhit and the part of town that looks like it was Spit Shined with Mr. Clean's Śemen



Bonkie started on his journey again and as he was walking it felt like the ground was vibrating and when he got to the end of the block he could hear music in the distance and When he reached the source of the loud music there were thousands of people mostly white women with strange colored hair looking like clowns and acting like clowns marching all together in a gigantic long line chanting and having a good time and waving signs around



Bonkie Read a Sign that Said;"The March for No Reason"



Bonkie contemplated; "So these people are just Marching for No Reason?"



"Now i see why Half the Town is Covered in śhit"



As the thousands of marchers all walked past Bonkie the Full Rëtard the song "Tarzan Boy" by the group "Baltimora" was blaring loudly and at the very butt of the long line of marchers he noticed his best friend "C.A. Chemlit" otherwise known as "Chemically Altered Chemlit the Gay Frog" Dancing in a Conga line and putting a lot of emphasis onto the swinging of his Bum and drinking a bottle of the Chemically Altering Substance called Atrazine that makes Chemlit so fabulous he saw Bonkie and said;



"OooouuuuuuH My Little Stallion"



"Join in the Fun"



"It's CONGAAA Timeeee!!"



Bonkie replied; "Maybe another time i have to get back to the Memeical Land of Aut because i just woke up here all of a sudden and i was covered in śhit"



C.A. Chemlit answered; "When you Smoke Paint Chips it only Allows your fabulous self a limited time in the Memical Land of Aut and when it wears off you wake up were you last smoked it but you woke up here in San Fransisco Aut the God of Memes must of wanted you to come here for some fabulous reason"



Bokie returned with; "i wonder why Aut the god of Memes wanted me to come to this śhit hole of a city were people march for no reason even though half the Town is Covered in śhit"



C.A. Chemlit said; "Lets Ask Aut that question to his fabulous self in person"



C.A. Chemlit scraped off paint chips from a Stop sign and loaded his crack pipe and took a long draw and before you could say "fabulous" he teleported to the Memical Land of Aut



Bonkie picked up the Crack Pipe and said; "So Long Clown World" and lit the pipe and before he exhaled Bonkie found himself standing in the Throne room of "Aut, The God of Memes" and Aut was sitting on a throne embossed with images of Dead Memes and Aut's extra Tall hat was nearly touching the ceiling



Before Bonkie could find the words to say anything Aut, The God of Memes spoke loudly and said;



"i know why you have returned here my rëtarded little friend and my answer to you is this"



"i sent you to the śhit covered town of San Fransisco so you can see for your own eyes that we now live in a "Clown World"



"And only by sprinkling Golden Meme Dust onto Autists worthy of the Magic can one day

the Memes that they Create will awaken everyone's eyes to see the Clown World that they now live in"



"And for this Monumental task a new role needs to be devised"



"The Memetect"



"And i know just the Rëtard for the Job"



Bonkie replied with bewilderment; "You Mean Me?"



Aut answered; "This is the Master Plan and it all begins with you Bonkie you will be my Memetect"



"You will Sprinkle Golden Meme Dust onto Autists that you deem to be worthy of the Dust and the Memes that the Autists create will eventually steer the people of the planet earth back into equilibrium with the Master Plan"



"But may i ask how exactly i'm going to sprinkle Meme Dust onto the Autists as the world is such a big place for such a small little rëtard like myself"



Aut, the God of Memes Answered; "You can take with you the first Meme that i created "Slime-O" the flying round blob thingy he will supply you with a limitless amount of Meme Dust as he is also the Very Source of the Dust as Well and when you ride on his back the power of meme magic is at your fingertips"



Bonkie Asked; "i would love to be your Memetect but i will only do it if you give my ole' friend C.A. Chemlit a epic role as well as he is politically incorrect and will be of use on my Memeical Journey"



Aut Said; "Your wish is granted Memetect and i also ask for you to take along with you on this Memeical Journey my most newest Meme i call him "Honkler" his task is to Trigger people by showing them that they're just clowns in a Clown World and then Offer them "The Black Pill" that will hopefully break them free of the Psycho Circus"



After Aut, The God of Memes spoke a funny little character riding on a Unicycle and Juggling little Black Pills in his hands Cycled up to Bonkie"



Bonkie the Full Rëtard asked him;



"So You're Honkler"



Honkler Replied back by squeezing his round Red Nose;



"Honk Honk"



Aut, The God of Memes said loudly; 'Everyone sit on top of Slime-O and You can leave my Memeical Kingdom through the "Bunghole of the Universe" i created it before i realized that i can change my form at will and become whatever my imagination could imagine i was known as "The Great Meme Worm" who created the Dimensions by eating and śhitting out dark matter and carving out and creating universes and creating "Worm Holes" through the universe but "The Bunghole of the Universe was created by a different means"



"By munching through a bundle of expired dark matter i got explosive diarrhea and from the energy produced by that diarrhea fart is now called "the Big Bang" it produced so much ballistic energy that the fart and dark matter diarreah evacuating from my Orifice literally created a rip in the Third and 4th Dimensions and that Rip or as i call it "The Bunghole of the Universe" leads directly into this Memeical Kingdom"



Bonkie looked around at his friends sitting on top of Slime-O and felt a wave of joy spreading from his Squishy Boi



Bonkie the Full Rëtard said to his new Friends; "if everything that Aut the God of Memes says is True then this is only just the beginning of our Memeical Journey in The Meme Called Life"

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