>> Are you addicted to entrepornography?

>> Here are the symptoms.

>> One, you’re spending more time reading

>> about productivity than doing actual work.

>> Hey, Steve.

>> You gotta read this contract.

>> Not now, bro.

>> Little busy.

>> Oh, that’s it, Paul Graham.

>> Ooh, damn, do you know how to write an essay.

>> Two, you’re lying to coworkers.

>> Uh, what, Seth Goodwin, he’s like a writer?

>> Nah, I haven’t heard of him.

>> You’ve got purple cow in your crotch.

>> No, man, my doctor says that’s a temporary thing.

>> Oh, the book, right, the book.

>> Right, the book.

>> Yes, the book.

>> Three, your real work is no longer attractive.

>> Hey, Steve, you going to this meeting?

>> Not now, man, I been watching Mixer G interviews for the last 11 hours.

>> Feed me Andrew, feed me.

>> Tell me more about how to become a CEO

>> of a business that won’t matter in ten years.

>> Four, you feel like a productivity pervert.

>> Uh-oh, jackets are coming off.

>> Five, You’re suffering from isolation.

>> I need to be more agile.

>> I need to get more lean.

>> Depression.

>> I need to take down the kings off the mountain.

>> Irritability and anxiety.

>> And I’m gonna put on my crown.

>> And I’m gonna say, Bow down to me.

>> It’s my time.

>> It’s my time now!

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>> If these symptoms look familiar a counselor or therapist can help.

>> I already lost one co-worker and it’s a pain that you don’t want to feel.

>> Yeah, no, I’m getting things done.

>> No, because everything is urgent and important at the same time.

>> No, I’m GTD.

>> I’m totally GTD right now.

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