To play this game you’ll need something to drink and some episodes of the X-Files. You can take sips and gulps of beer, wine or mixed drinks, or if you want to get wasted, use a whole load of pre-poured shots or half-shots laid out on the table.

How to Play

You’ll need to take a drink every time one of the following situations takes place – as soon as you see it yell DRINK!!!! – whoever shouts it first does not have to take a sip.

1 Drink

A computer does something computers cannot do.

Mulder or Scully smile.

Scully is called “Dana.”

Mulder is called “Fox.”

Scully gives some long “scientific” explanation.

Mulder utters a wry witticism or “Mulderism” (two sips if Scully actually smiles as a result).

Any character, including Mulder or Scully, shows their badge.

Scully calls a connection/evidence “purely circumstantial” or “scientifically impossible.”

Mulder happens to know/notice some obscure fact which later helps solve the case.

You see Smoking Man (smoking or not).

Mulder talks to Deep Throat or Mr. X.

Lone Gunmen appear/are consulted.

Mulder or Scully call each other on cell phone and say, “It’s me” or “Where are you?”

Scully does an autopsy.

Mulder or Scully is using a car-battery-powered Super-Flashlight.

Scully misses the proof of a paranormal event.

Scully goes into a dark room and yells, “MULDER!?!”

Mulder goes into a dark room and yells, “SCULLY!?!”

Mulder loses or destroys his overcoat, and later appears wearing it again as if nothing had happened.

Skinner is seen outside of FBI Headquarters.

2 Drinks

Mulder and Scully actually touch each other, anywhere, anyhow.

Scully happens to know/notice some obscure fact which later helps solve the case.

Scully gets kidnapped.

Scully tells Mulder to “get some sleep.”

Mulder’s sister is mentioned (by him or anyone else).

Mulder or Scully actually shoot their guns.

Smoking Man smokes in front of a “No Smoking” sign.

Scully wears any footwear other than pumps.

Mulder puts a masking-tape X on the window.

Mulder or Scully have a date or romantic encounter (not with each other).

A mutant/alien/monster kills someone.

Scully is called “Starbuck.”

Mulder is called “Spooky.”

Scully smokes a cigarette, or Mulder has a drink.

Scully drives.

The credits say something other than “The Truth is Out There.”

Well-Manicured Man (or any other of the mysterious cabal) appears.

Finish the Bottle:

Mulder and Scully kiss or say, “I love you.”

You actually see an alien or UFO.