Godzilla is minding his own damn business (as usual) while being stuck in an iceberg somewhere in the Arctic Circle. He’s been there for years. Some jackass Americans in a nuclear sub get themselves stuck in Godzilla’s iceberg (what are the odds?) and, in trying to get themselves out, destroy the iceberg, letting the G-Man out in the process. As thanks, Godzilla destroys them and the military base they came from. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, know what I’m sayin’?

Meanwhile, back in Japan, the head of Pacific Pharmaceuticals is pissed off because the television show his company sponsors is boring as hell. He hears about the fantastic monster that has been found on some island in the Pacific. He sends two of his henchmen to bring back said monster for some much needed publicity. What could go wrong?!

In what I had originally thought was the world’s worst Kaiju suit (I say originally because just two hours later I was proved wrong by the suit worn in Queen Kong), King Kong struts out and kills a giant squid. And by giant, I mean GIANT. It’s the same size as Kong. Oh, and it is also gross. The noise it makes as it enveloping the village is rather nasty. So is the squid’s gaping maw. Blergh.