Once the report from NBC News hit about Donald Trump’s longtime doctor Harold Bornstein, the internet seemed to catch fire over how the gent looked, the state of his office, and the operating system he used on his computer. So yeah, business as usual for people online.

But the questions raised by folks carry a little bit of weight to them, mostly revolving around how such a person exists. Deadspin summed it up by listing the most insane bits one could find in the NBC interview, with their second choice carrying a lot of weight on the relationship between Trump and Bornstein:

[Asked how he could justify claiming Trump would be the healthiest individual ever elected]:“I like that sentence to be quite honest with you and all the rest of them are either sick or dead.”

A very literal take. A very Trump-like take. It makes sense because they apparently think alike and those are Bornstein’s words, taking a page from the Scott Baio playbook. But his words are only the tip of the online curiousity. His look, way of life, and office space are also fodder under the knife and you can’t blame the people for doing so. Bornstein is living life to the fullest and the evidence is all around him:

I can imagine an election (4 yrs ago?) where the nutjob doctor ALONE would've cost a candidate the election #sigh https://t.co/OBsuvcz7op — David Chen (@davechensky) August 27, 2016

Trump's doctor has a lot of celebrity clients. pic.twitter.com/5Tl8dOrMrP — Wil Wheaton (@wilw) August 26, 2016

The great @bubbaprog found out a bit more about that Trump doctor. https://t.co/mNK1JT2KVj pic.twitter.com/zKmeBp5I5J — Drew Magary (@drewmagary) August 27, 2016

Trump get new doctor pic.twitter.com/AaK90o3GYx — Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) August 27, 2016

"Trump Doctor Wrote Health Letter in Just 5 Minutes as Limo Waited" https://t.co/3yxxqTUrt3 pic.twitter.com/CymuPXgqlz — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) August 26, 2016

All of the icons except for the hospital administrative system are bootlegged Grateful Dead shows. pic.twitter.com/sievQsbjAY — pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) August 26, 2016

Trump's doctor looks like he would hunt man for sport pic.twitter.com/zpVT1aXoPB — Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) August 26, 2016

Trump's doctor looks like the mysterious character in a government paranoia thriller the protagonist needs to find pic.twitter.com/AqKI4MSGL4 — Proven Content Maker (@Bro_Pair) August 26, 2016

The doctor who wrote that glowing report about Trump's health? This guy. (seriously) pic.twitter.com/6hkM1ZKcd8 — David Harvey (@davidharvey) August 17, 2016

Just take in that last image and compare it to your actual doctor. Lament that your MD isn’t keeping you in peak physical health while also looking like he belongs on a Jethro Tull album cover. That’s a guy who is constantly living at the bottom of the Cuervo bottle.