Here is a guide to the major speakers who will be addressing attendees on the second night of the 2016 Republican National Convention:

Dana White (President, UFC)

The head of the mixed martial arts promotion company admits that even he is kind of startled by the raw, unfettered rage coursing through the audience tonight


Mitch McConnell (Senate Majority Leader)

Has been extremely vocal in his endorsement of the general concept of there being a Republican presidential nominee


Paul Ryan (Speaker Of The House)

Was probably very excited about this night 15 months ago

Kevin McCarthy (House Majority Leader)

Has yet to write his speech, planning to just crib a few lines about the economy from previous speakers, start a “U.S.A.” chant, and then call it a day


Chris Christie (Governor, New Jersey)

Tapped by the Trump campaign to help balance a speaker list heavily skewed toward winners


Tiffany Trump (Daughter Of Donald Trump)

Will likely be introduced by her father as a “bombshell”

Donald Trump Jr. (Son Of Donald Trump)

Tapped to satisfy the nation’s morbid curiosity about what it’s like to grow up with Donald Trump as a father


Ben Carson (Retired Neurosurgeon)

The former presidential candidate is expected to provide a nice break from the impassioned, on-message speeches of the night