http://fox2now.com/2017/08/14/tiki-torch-company-we-have-nothing-to-do-with-white-nationalism/

Tiki Brand is distancing itself from white nationalists who used tiki torches in a protest march in Charlottesville, Virginia. “Tiki Brand is not associated in any way with the events that took place in Charlottesville and are deeply saddened and disappointed,” the company said in a statement Monday. “We do not support their message or the use of our products in this way.” Tiki Brand, which has 70 employees and is owned by Lamplight Farms Inc. of Wisconsin, said its torches are intended for positive events. “Our products are designed to enhance backyard gatherings and to help family and friends connect with each other at home in their yard,” the company said.

Commentary by David Cohensteinberg

I’m really relieved by Tiki’s statement. I had a sneaky suspicion that Tiki had somehow collaborated with the Nazis. Maybe even gave them a group discount on the torches they purchased. Which would make them complicit to white supremacy. And essentially make them honorary Nazis.

When I saw the video of the Nazis marching though the campus of Virginia chanting “you will not replace us,” I was totally disgusted. I even sharted a little bit. I was more upset than that tranny who was frantically screaming, “Where the fuck is everybody! The Nazis are here!”

I bet he sharted a little bit, too.

After I changed my briefs, I reexamined the video. And I was like, “Are those fuckin Tiki torches those Nazis are holding?” I zoomed in, and sure enough. They were fuckin Tiki torches. I couldn’t believe it.

So, I was like. If Tiki torch is going to let Nazis anonymously buy their torches to intimidate Jews, then they must be Nazis sympathizers.

I immediately went to the shed to see if I had any old Tiki torches collecting dust. I found three in a corner. They were at least ten years old. They just looked like bamboo sticks.

That’s why I bought them. They were on sell, and I picked up a few so my kids could use them as cheap swords when they were playing in the backyard.

Honestly, Tiki torches are worthless. Unless you’re a Nazi and are going to use them in a torchlight parade. And chant anti-semitic rhetoric like “you will not replace us!”

Anyway, I broke them all in half and put them in the fireplace. I was going to just throw them in the trash, but since Tiki denounced Nazis, I’ll use them as kindling this winter. As a way of thanking Tiki for denouncing white supremacy.

I’m just relieved to know Tiki doesn’t support Nazism. I know that’s the trendy thing now. For corporations to endorse Nazis and the KKK. But thank God Tiki stood bravely.

I’m sure their sells will drastically decline. For denouncing Nazis. But they stood up to evil. And are basically telling the world that, “Yes, Nazis. We will replace you.”

So the next time Nazis want to have a torchlight parade to complain about being demographically replaced in their country, they better find a different torch. Cause Tiki doesn’t support Nazis.