I am gross and perverted

I'm obsessed 'n deranged

I have existed for years

But very little has changed

I'm the tool of the Government

And industry too

For I am destined to rule

And regulate you



I may be vile and pernicious

But you can't look away

I make you think I'm delicious

With the stuff that I say

I'm the best you can get

Have you guessed me yet?

I'm the slime oozin' out

From your TV set



You will obey me while I lead you

And eat the garbage that I feed you

Until the day that we don't need you

Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you

[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]

Your mind is totally controlled

It has been stuffed into my mold

And you will do as you are told

Until the rights to you are sold



That's right, folks . . .

Don't touch that dial



Well, I am the slime from your video

Oozin' along on your livin' room floor



I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go



I am the slime from your video

Oozin' along on your livin' room floor



I am the slime from your video

Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

Saturday Night Live > Season 2 > Episode 10

Saturday Night Live: Live from New York, it's... Gilda Radner! Sketches include "Patty Hearst At Home," "Jimmy Carter Can't Keep His Promises," "Santi-Wrap," "Consumer Probe," "K-Put Price-is-Right Stamp Gun," "The Right to Extreme Stupidity League," "FX-70 Cheese Slicer," "The Killer Trees," "Diana Nyad" (film), "Adopt John Belushi For Christmas," and "Let's Kill Gary Gilmore For Christmas." Frank Zappa performed "I'm The Slime" (featuring Don Pardo), "Lagoon" (featuring Samurai Futaba), and "Peaches & Regalia."

http://www.1channel.ch/tv-5204-Saturday-Night-Live/season-2-episode-10

Title: Candice Bergen/Frank Zappa