Last week, we shared with you some amazing Halloween costumes that tried to make the cute cartoon characters of Frozen look red hot. Well, since them, we’ve done a little digging, and let’s just say that the “Sexy Olaf” costume was just the beginning…

Yandy.com, the costume retailer that created those insane Frozen costumes, prides itself on taking the most iconic and innocent images in pop culture and turning them into super “sexy” costume attire. Who would have thought that the minions in Despicable Me were sex symbols? Who knew that old green Yoda could look like a hot blonde twentysomething? Who could have imagined that a woman could look hot while dressed like a John Goodman character? “Which John Goodman character?” you might be screaming at your screen. Don’t worry, it’s not Roland Tuner from Inside Lleywn Davis; rather, it’s Sully, the friendly, furry creature from Monsters, Inc..

Before you settle on being an ugly hag again this year, might we consider that you dress up as one of these 25 “sexy” costumes? Maybe you won’t get lucky dressed up like a “Sexy Barney,” but you will get a lot of attention.

Zoom Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY BARNEY - Let’s just say it: Barney is literally eating this woman’s head. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY CINDERELLA - This is either supposed to be a sexy take on Cinderella’s iconic ball gown, or a literal take on the dress that the evil stepsisters tear to shreds. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY BEETLEJUICE - Man, Michael Keaton looks a lot different in ‘Birdman.’ Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY COOKIE MONSTER - Yes, I would totally look like a monster in a neon blue sheer nylon dress with faux fur accents. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY ‘DESPICABLE ME’ MINION - “Hey, guys, my one eye is up here. Above my two eyes.” Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY GUMBY - “Hey, guys, my eyes are down here. Below my boobs.” Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY SPIDER-MAN - Part of the trouble of fighting crime in this costume is that you’d have to simultaneously fight chaffing. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY DARTH VADER - Relive the iconic scene from ‘Return of the Jedi’: “Remove this mask.” “But you’ll die.” “Nothing can stop that now. For once, let me look on you with my own sexy eyes.” Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - I don’t know if you could get to Infinity in this outfit, but it’s definitely beyond something. Maybe common sense? Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY SULLY FROM ‘MONSTERS INC.’ - This woman is going to seduce someone tonight while being dressed up like a John Goodman character. Think about that next time you’re alone in the shower. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY JOKER - There’s nothing cuter than dressing up like a murderous sociopath. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY MARIO - I don’t think I could drive a go-kart in those shoes, but if I wore this Mario costume, I’m sure I would be getting compliments on my pipes all night. Everett Collection/Yandy.com EXY CHEWBACCA - Believe it or not, this is actually what Wookies look like if you shave them. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY WINNIE THE POOH - Pooh can be sexy, too. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY MICKEY MOUSE - I bet at least one person wearing this outfit will get an offer for a “Motorboat Willie.” Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY SHERLOCK HOLMES - I would dearly like to see Benedict Cumberbatch wear this costume in season four of ‘Sherlock.’ Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY HULK HOGAN - The entire concept of this concept is an oxymoron. Or at the very least, you’re a moron dressed up like a moron. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY SNOW WHITE - This dress was from a deleted scene from the Disney classic wherein Snow White had to wear a dress sewn for a dwarf. Yep. That’s a full skirt. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY LINK - I suppose it is quite the feminist statement to choose to be the buxom male hero of The Legend of Zelda, rather than the damsel in distress. Nintendo/Yandy.com SEXY GRINCH - Maybe the Grinch wasn’t trying to steal all of Christmas. Maybe the Grinch was just trying to steal a coat. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY YODA - Here. Let me give you a pick up line to go along with this costume: “Judge me by my cup size, do you?” Does it make sense? No, not really. But does anything about this costume make sense? Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY MALEFICENT - Let everyone in the bar know you’re horny without saying it out loud. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY ELSA - Just when you thought a woman who can turn everything to ice was too hot, she got even hotter. Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY ANNA - We think this is Anna. It’s Anna, right? Did Anna have fishnets? Everett Collection/Yandy.com SEXY OLAF - You know, this might still be our favorite out of the bunch. Everett Collection/Yandy.com Advertisement Continue Next Gallery

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