So I'm sitting here thinking, "damn, my secret santa sent that gift really fast. I wonder what on earth was being sent to my house, and in quick shipping!" I didn't expect a MOTHER F**KING KINDLE! I go through books faster than I change underpants (and I shower often, geez, I'm not THAT gross), and yet I've never gotten around to getting a good ebook reader. No more overflowing bookshelf! I am actually out of room on my bookshelf, so I was needing one of these! Thank you for going above and beyond Santa!!