[5:57:37 PM] RogueDarkJedi: A DRAMATIC STORY.

[5:57:43 PM] RogueDarkJedi: ONE DAY

[5:57:43 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: SISTER IS SPY

[5:57:45 PM] *** Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle) has changed the conversation topic to "The story of Oven's trip to Wal-Mart!" ***

[5:57:46 PM] RogueDarkJedi: OVEN AND SITER

[5:57:52 PM] RogueDarkJedi: WE'RE LIKE

[5:57:58 PM] RogueDarkJedi: GO 2 WALCMART

[5:58:05 PM] LOLERBOLTS: The Spy was the Shadowbolts!

[5:58:07 PM] RogueDarkJedi: TOO GAT THE POASRTER

[5:58:19 PM] RogueDarkJedi: OV THE POANIES

[5:58:26 PM] RogueDarkJedi: .

[5:58:31 PM] *** LOLERBOLTS has changed the conversation topic to "OV THE POANIES" ***

[5:58:45 PM] RogueDarkJedi: SO Oven and Sistzr got in the car drove

[5:58:45 PM] Adam Pastorello: pounies?

[5:58:52 PM] RogueDarkJedi: drove far

[5:59:18 PM] RogueDarkJedi: BUT

[5:59:22 PM] RogueDarkJedi: MONAY LOW

[5:59:30 PM] RogueDarkJedi: BANK TIME THEY WENT

[5:59:46 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): WALMART

[5:59:49 PM] RogueDarkJedi: Oven siad BANK PERSON I WILL MONEY

[5:59:59 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and siter was like

[6:00:02 PM] RogueDarkJedi: I love you brother

[6:00:05 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and there was a ship

[6:00:13 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and it explode

[6:00:20 PM] ImApplejack: im still here

[6:00:24 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: NEXT TIME, ON OVEN'S SISTER

[6:00:31 PM] RogueDarkJedi: so them went to he mon

[6:00:39 PM] *** Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle) has changed the conversation topic to "ON OVEN'S SISTER" ***

[6:00:43 PM] ImApplejack: 0_0

[6:00:46 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and were like

[6:00:50 PM] RogueDarkJedi: we need a carscoot

[6:00:59 PM] RogueDarkJedi: so they give you a wallet

[6:01:11 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and oven was liek GET POASTER

[6:01:22 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: AND THEN BABIES

[6:01:24 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and waldmarck

[6:01:26 PM] ImApplejack: i will be back on soooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[6:01:42 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: BABBIES*

[6:01:47 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and they drove to libray

[6:01:56 PM] ImApplejack: im so confused

[6:01:59 PM] RogueDarkJedi: whare they good the poster

[6:02:19 PM] ImApplejack: mindfuck.jpg

[6:02:22 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and oven's sistar was leik i need a poaster

[6:02:33 PM] RogueDarkJedi: AND TEHN

[6:02:39 PM] RogueDarkJedi: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

[6:02:47 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and fire hapen

[6:02:47 PM] Adam Pastorello: schfifty schfive

[6:02:55 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): -queues dramatic music-

[6:03:03 PM] ImApplejack: adam jensen bitch slaped

[6:03:11 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and sectxton was like

[6:03:16 PM] RogueDarkJedi: i will saev u all

[6:03:18 PM] timbaer: i never asked for thiss

[6:03:21 PM] Adam Pastorello: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978

[6:03:27 PM] RogueDarkJedi: so he BAER PUNCAHRD

[6:03:33 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: LOUL HAHEAHEAH

[6:03:40 PM] RogueDarkJedi: AND THE FIER WENT BOOM

[6:03:46 PM] Adam Pastorello: huehuehuehue

[6:03:48 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and oven gaot a poaster

[6:03:59 PM] RogueDarkJedi: so his sister diad

[6:04:00 PM] ImApplejack: boobies?

[6:04:04 PM] Adam Pastorello: but it was wrong size!

[6:04:09 PM] RogueDarkJedi: so they went to doctar

[6:04:15 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: But den he wuz liek, I ment to sey I luv u 5-ever...

[6:04:17 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and doctar was like

[6:04:27 PM] RogueDarkJedi: I WIAL SAEV U

[6:04:33 PM] RogueDarkJedi: AND HE DID

[6:04:36 PM] Adam Pastorello: BUT

[6:04:41 PM] RogueDarkJedi: DOG WAS SPACE

[6:04:44 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): THE TWIN

[6:04:51 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and the twin doctar was liek

[6:04:51 PM] Adam Pastorello: was evil

[6:04:53 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: :O

[6:04:57 PM] RogueDarkJedi: I STABED U

[6:05:02 PM] ImApplejack: (facepalm)

[6:05:10 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: NO WAI, I STAB FERSST

[6:05:12 PM] timbaer: (heidy)

[6:05:12 PM] RogueDarkJedi: DOCTMAR WAS NOOOO

[6:05:18 PM] RogueDarkJedi: AND A BAK HAPDN

[6:05:19 PM] Adam Pastorello: WTF SQUIRAL?

[6:05:28 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): (h)

[6:05:29 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: (ninja)

[6:05:30 PM] RogueDarkJedi: SO TEY WENT HOME

[6:05:40 PM] RogueDarkJedi: WHERE NINAWRJA STARTED ATTCK

[6:05:43 PM] timbaer: \o/

[6:05:45 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: \o/

[6:05:48 PM] RogueDarkJedi: AND OVEN WAS LIEK

[6:05:51 PM] RogueDarkJedi: SISTAR I DANCE

[6:05:56 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: (beer) (^)

[6:06:00 PM] Adam Pastorello: AND I GET ALL DA DOGS AND POASTERS

[6:06:03 PM] RogueDarkJedi: AD BAKUP DANCR SHOULD UP

[6:06:16 PM] RogueDarkJedi: AND THY DANCE IF THY TRY

[6:06:26 PM] RogueDarkJedi: SO TE NINJAZ WERE LIEK OH NO

[6:06:27 PM] RogueDarkJedi: OVEN

[6:06:28 PM] RogueDarkJedi: UR

[6:06:29 PM] RogueDarkJedi: DANCE

[6:06:36 PM] RogueDarkJedi: IS SO AUWESUM

[6:06:48 PM] RogueDarkJedi: and they got tired and died

[6:06:52 PM] Adam Pastorello: BUT

[6:06:53 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): (devil)

[6:06:56 PM] RogueDarkJedi: OVEN

[6:07:02 PM] RogueDarkJedi: DIDNT HAVE A

[6:07:03 PM] Adam Pastorello: they was zombles

[6:07:10 PM] RogueDarkJedi: PIEE OF TAEP

[6:07:13 PM] timbaer: all over the floor

[6:07:14 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: and there was much rejoicing

[6:07:22 PM] RogueDarkJedi: THEY COUD NOT PUT POASTER UP

[6:07:31 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): FOR HE HAED TTO GO TO BAETHROOM

[6:07:35 PM] RogueDarkJedi: SO THY FIED SPAED

[6:07:36 PM] ImApplejack: THE CAKE WAS A SPY

[6:07:43 PM] RogueDarkJedi: INT THE POASTER

[6:07:49 PM] Adam Pastorello: so the poaster stayed on the spy face forevar

[6:08:06 PM] Adam Pastorello: AND NONE OF ITMADE SENSE TO OVEN

[6:08:07 PM] RogueDarkJedi: But then the poaster placed itself into the wall

[6:08:07 PM] timbaer: (unfortunately for oven's sister)

[6:08:26 PM] RogueDarkJedi: because of ever orphan

[6:08:30 PM] RogueDarkJedi: be happy

[6:08:36 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: BUT

[6:08:37 PM] timbaer: and then the store called

[6:08:40 PM] RogueDarkJedi: so poaster live on

[6:08:42 PM] RogueDarkJedi: the end

[6:08:49 PM] Adam Pastorello: the end?

[6:08:51 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: *slow clap*

[6:09:01 PM] timbaer: *fast, uproarious clap*

[6:09:09 PM] Adam Pastorello: *standing ovation*

[6:09:20 PM] timbaer: *sitting ovary action*

[6:13:04 PM] timbaer: \o/

[6:13:06 PM] ImApplejack: (n)

[6:13:08 PM] ImApplejack: (highfive)

[6:13:09 PM] ImApplejack: (n)

[6:13:11 PM] ImApplejack: (worry)

[6:13:11 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: (bow)

[6:13:13 PM] ImApplejack: (highfive)

[6:13:16 PM] ImApplejack: (shake)

[6:13:24 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: http://thenaro.deviantart.com/art/Scootaloo-263903849

[6:14:48 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/10/10772/11031215.jpg

[6:16:16 PM] Adam Pastorello: i think we should get this for ILF

[6:16:22 PM] Adam Pastorello: http://www.target.com/p/My-Little-Pony-Toddler-Girls-Graphic-Tee-Pink/-/A-13512682

[6:16:51 PM] *** RogueDarkJedi has changed the conversation topic to "OVEN PRINT CUPON" ***

[6:16:58 PM] RogueDarkJedi: A DRAMATIC STORY

[6:17:04 PM] timbaer: SO OVEN WANT CUPON

[6:17:05 PM] ImApplejack: and so i t begins

[6:17:24 PM] Adam Pastorello: and then oven found crimsun

[6:17:38 PM] ImApplejack: HE ATE DA CRUMSO

[6:17:48 PM] Adam Pastorello: TRY HE DOWNLOAsd button

[6:18:14 PM] ImApplejack: DEN BOMBBS

[6:18:27 PM] Adam Pastorello: and the internet eXPLODEd

[6:18:43 PM] timbaer: BUT THEN OVANS SISTERS CAR DRAVED BY

[6:18:52 PM] ImApplejack: SHE PRO GUSTA

[6:18:55 PM] Adam Pastorello: BUT SHE NO HAVE PRINTER EITHAR

[6:19:08 PM] ImApplejack: SO SE DIEDED

[6:19:29 PM] timbaer: WAPPLEJACK WAS NOT WOTCHING THS

[6:19:44 PM] Adam Pastorello: so he drove to waldmart

[6:19:51 PM] Adam Pastorello: WITHOUT CUPOON

[6:20:00 PM] ImApplejack: AND KILLED DEM ALLS

[6:20:06 PM] timbaer: AND WALDMORT WUZ LIKE NOOOO

[6:20:21 PM] ImApplejack: BUT NO GOOD

[6:20:28 PM] ImApplejack: ALL DEAD N JUNK

[6:20:37 PM] timbaer: SO OVEN SISTER FIND CUPON

[6:20:38 PM] Adam Pastorello: so zombie

[6:20:48 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: braaaaains

[6:20:53 PM] timbaer: SUDDENLY FRANCE

[6:20:54 PM] Adam Pastorello: AND THEN ROBIT

[6:20:55 PM] ImApplejack: ADAM JENSEN ATE ALL ZOMBS

[6:20:59 PM] ImApplejack: THEN BUSS

[6:21:03 PM] timbaer: THEY NO ASK 4 THS

[6:21:54 PM] RogueDarkJedi: "So I don't know EXCACTLY where they got it from. But it's one of the files you download from the Reddit Bronies TF2 server. It plays when you build a dispenser."

[6:22:04 PM] timbaer: CEREAL SPOONS

[6:22:10 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: BUT DEN, TEH SISTER WUZ LEIK, "OH NOES, HERE COEMS ANOTHER CHINESESESE EARFQUACKE"

[6:22:21 PM] timbaer: AND SHE LOST THE CUPON LOL

[6:22:22 PM] ImApplejack: AEIOU

[6:22:30 PM] timbaer: JOHN MADDEN

[6:22:38 PM] ImApplejack: ARBRBRBRBRBRBRREB

[6:22:49 PM] ImApplejack: THE ROCKS ARE ALIEANS

[6:23:13 PM] timbaer: WHN SODDENLR OVEN CAM BACK

[6:23:35 PM] Adam Pastorello: =D

[6:23:36 PM] Adam Pastorello: http://i.imgur.com/BVycd.jpg

[6:23:37 PM] ImApplejack: AND ATE ALL DA ROCKS

[6:23:41 PM] Adam Pastorello: =D

[6:24:03 PM] timbaer: THEN THE AWKWARDLY LARGE BELTBUCKLE WAS LIKE HEEEY GUYS

[6:24:09 PM] Adam Pastorello: lol

[6:24:14 PM] Adam Pastorello: its not THAT big

[6:24:17 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[6:24:30 PM] ImApplejack: AND DA APPLEJACK BUCKEL WAS ALL LIKE YEA

[6:24:43 PM] Adam Pastorello: big mac is next

[6:24:49 PM] Adam Pastorello: http://imgur.com/Tssf0

[6:25:17 PM] *** LOLERBOLTS has changed the conversation topic to "INTERMISSION" ***

[6:26:00 PM] ImApplejack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXZN9S7a5xk

[6:26:23 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6jqaA_jeZ8

[6:27:41 PM] timbaer: http://i.imgur.com/QoBgP.png

[6:29:26 PM] ImApplejack: http://gamesprays.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/gentlecolts-pack-5006_screenshot.jpg

[6:29:45 PM] *** LOLERBOLTS has changed the conversation topic to "NOW BACK TO YOUR SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING" ***

[6:30:17 PM] ImApplejack: death star go boom

[6:30:18 PM] Adam Pastorello: BUT HE WAS A SAD PONY

[6:30:36 PM] ImApplejack: AND ALL THE SKY WAS SAD

[6:30:49 PM] timbaer: FILLED WITH POST-IT NOTES

[6:30:59 PM] RogueDarkJedi: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/lu510/10000_bronies_did_you_know_you_are_my_very_best/c2vp5gw

[6:31:17 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): SUDDENLY QUANADA

[6:31:33 PM] ImApplejack: PEDO BEAR ATACK

[6:32:05 PM] ImApplejack: AND BOMBS THE END

[6:32:15 PM] timbaer: WITH JELLY

[6:32:45 PM] ImApplejack: AND JAM

[6:33:13 PM] Adam Pastorello: but the jelly went on the jam instead of the space

[6:33:30 PM] ImApplejack: AND HELL JAM WAS ALL LIKE BITCH PLEASE

[6:33:40 PM] Adam Pastorello: AND SPACE WAS JELOUSSS

[6:33:49 PM] timbaer: AND THE WAS ALL LIKE WOA MAN

[6:34:01 PM] Adam Pastorello: you best not be on my jam

[6:34:03 PM] ImApplejack: AND HELL JAM ATE GOD

[6:34:11 PM] Adam Pastorello: and it was good

[6:34:19 PM] timbaer: ALL OVER THE PLACE PELICAN

[6:34:21 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): And then turtles all the way down

[6:34:28 PM] ImApplejack: BLAME THE JEWS

[6:35:25 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: JEWS HAVE BEEN BLAMED

[6:35:30 PM] ImApplejack: ON THE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[6:35:33 PM] timbaer: NOW WE CAN MOVE ON

[6:36:14 PM] *** RogueDarkJedi added Echo / Sound Test Service ***

[6:36:53 PM] *** RogueDarkJedi removed Echo / Sound Test Service from this conversation. ***

[6:37:03 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): the end

[6:37:13 PM] Adam Pastorello: THE RAL END

[6:37:21 PM] timbaer: THE NED

[6:37:22 PM] ImApplejack: ALL DONSE

[6:37:37 PM] I <3 Fluttershy: HET DNE

[6:37:53 PM] ImApplejack: DNE

[6:38:07 PM] ImApplejack: FIN

[6:41:29 PM] Adam Pastorello: ~

[6:41:39 PM] ImApplejack: `

[6:41:41 PM] Chris Fields (CrimsonBristle): ~nd

[6:41:42 PM] ImApplejack: ~

[6:41:55 PM] ImApplejack: ~FIN~