Thank you Santa!

Update: HOLY CANNOLI. So, I got the jar and was cool with it. Not going to lie, sometimes you don't get a lot in these exchanges and really it IS the thought that counts for me. Not trying to be all "I'm so virtuous!" or anything but I really do these exchanges because I love giving gifts and I always try to out-do myself.

Anyway...I've been having an absolute shit show of a week and I come home yesterday to a big amazon box. I recently ordered a mousepad and I was all irritated because I genuinely thought they shipped it to me in a giant box which really isn't environmentally friendly at all...I digress...The box had my reddit username on it. I was so confused because all the gift exchanges are over. I opened it and it blew me away! I got beautiful chop sticks, miso bowls and spoons, and LEGIT ramen (Japanese import). My santa included a note apologizing for the "crap" gift (her words not mine!) and was trying to make up for it. Dude...I never expected this kindness! I hate to be so corny, but I'm writing this with tears streaming down my face. The week I've had was absolutely horrible and I was planning to close myself off from the world and stay in bed all weekend. THEN I got that gift. It melted me. Also, the ramen was delicious.

BUT IT DOESN'T STOP THERE FOLKS! Today was also a bummer day but I came home to ANOTHER big box...dafuq?! Now, my santa MORE than made up for the original gift. But the gifts kept coming! I opened the box to see orange fleece and I lost my damn mind. I love the anime Himouto! Umaru-chan because as much as I hate to admit it, she is my spirit animal. I love coming home after wearing a strong face all day and completely letting loose by playing video games and snacking. If you haven't seen it, it's adorable (if you can get past her annoying tendencies). Okay, this is getting really long winded, but I'm emotional. So the girl in the show wears this orange hooded blanket thing that is supposed to be a hamster. It's got hamster ears and a face..sort of. ITS STUPIDLY CUTE. And yeah, as you can guess it, santa got it for me. HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT?

Santa, WTF. Stop being so amazing. My heart is so full right now it hurts. I really want you to message me and give me your address so I can send you a proper thank you. You really turned my week around. Sorry for the awkward story-time thank you note but man, this got me in the feels.