A fake retro commercial straight out of 1983 was released Thursday as part of the promotion for X-Men: Apocalypse.

Starring beloved mutant Jubilee (Lana Condor), the commercial is filled with terrible music, bright clothes and a way-too-positive tone given that the movie is about a civilization-destroying immortal.

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For an added touch of realism, if you call the number included at the end of the commercial you will get a voicemail message left by none other than Stan Lee.

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