This is my first SS exchange. I had no idea what to expect. I gave my SS some general hobbies/interests, maybe I wasn't detailed enough. (Personal reactions in parentheses)

On match day, I received this greeting:

"Merry F*@#ing Christmas,

Santa is on long term disability following a traumatic event in the stables last week, due to this debacle I am taking over. Your page in the naughty/nice book was used to roll a spliff, so I'm a bit short on details here." (SS has the Reddit sense of humor. This could be fun or horrible...)

I gave my SS more details they asked for and redeem myself to my SS and prove I wasn't a generalized douche bag. Since I like video games, I got to play a game, choose your present:

"Do you want a shitty gift, a punch in the dick, or a rash that just won't fucking go away?" (What the hell am I in for!??)

I go with the dick punch first. A week later an envelope arrives with my dick punch. 3 months of Xbox live! (Perfectly timed, my subscription expires soon!)

My next choice is the shitty gift. An email arrives with the THQ Humble Bundle! (I love COH, perfect!)

Finally, the Rash arrives. I had no idea what to expect, but opened it to find the Blu-ray of Mumford & Sons, The Road To Red Rocks with the note pictured below. My SS did some serious internet stalking to find out that I was at this concert.

This almost made me cry. This night was one of the highlights of this year and in my top 3 of all time concerts. I have some wonderful memories from that and I can relive them over and over again. I received a rash of happiness that will never go away :)

Thank you SS! It was fun going back and forth with you and not knowing what was coming next. You're a great Interim Claus.

Happy Holidays!

TL;DR: I got to choose my own adventure present for which I received a shitty gift (THQ bundle), a punch in the dick (3 months Xbox Live), and a rash that just won't fucking go away (Blu-ray Mumford & Sons - The Road to Red Rocks)