BREXIT is now a religious cult based on wishful thinking and strange predictions, the Tories have confirmed.

The party has outlined plans for fully-fledged cult promising incredible rewards for believers at an unspecified point in the future.

A sopkesman said: “We will form small, inward-looking communities where anyone who criticises Brexit will be subjected to weeks of brainwashing or human sacrifice.”

Leave voter Roy Hobbs said: “Unbelievers will regret it when they’re being tortured forever in Remoaner Hell, which I’m really looking forward to.”

He added: “I know everything will be wonderful because Michael Gove saw it in a dream and told me all about it.

“There’s no Bulgarians and I’m getting a luxury caravan.”