(A/N: Moien! Inspired by Two Best Friends Play, I bring to you its' crossover with Yu-Gi-Oh!

These shots of sorts take place two years after the canon universe. For reasons I can't summarize without sounding ridiculous, Yugi is playing Matt and Kaiba is playing Pat. Yugi is still a bit tender about Yami leaving, and Kaiba exploits this once in a while. Sticking with the Two Best Friends Play script, so it contains massive OOC content and weirdness. Presented to you in a script form. If it makes more sense, it could be Abridged!Yugi and Abridged!Kaiba.

Puzzleshipping included for your amusement. This fic was written with my entertainment in mind, so don't feel obligated to read it if you don't like it.

Needless to say, this is a crackfic. Be prepared for anything. There's also a lot of censored swearing and/or omissions and/or replacing of words.)

CHAPTER 1: SKYRIM

Seto: You ready to play some Skyrim?

Yugi: Not really.

Seto: Come on, man! It's like a million hours long!

Yugi: I've never heard of this game.

Seto: It's the hypest game that's currently existing!

Yugi: Well they should've advertised it.

{CUT}

Yugi: Dragons are for nerds. Like Dragonlance.

Seto: You know what else- {Laughs} You were going to say ****'s for nerds and then you bring up Dragonlance?! You flipping nerd!

{CUT}

Guy on screen: You were trying to cross the border right?

Yugi: I sure was, Squizgar.

{CUT}

Seto: We got Orcs...

Yugi (Sarcastically): They sure look good.

Seto :Yeah, they look good.

{CUT}

Yugi: Why are all these elves ugly as shiz?

Seto: Because elves are ******.

Yugi: Elves are supposed to look like Tyrande Whisperwind.

Seto: ...WHAT?!

{CUT}

Both: WHAT?!

Yugi: Oh, Thundercats Ho! Just turn this game off!

Seto: Okay, I've got a solution. {Selects Argonian} Pick this flipping dude.

Yugi: Why?

Seto: Because he's a lizard dude.

Yugi: So what are you going to name him?

Seto: What do you think I'm going to name him?!

{CUT}

Seto: ...You know what? You know what's better than being invisible?

Yugi: What?

Seto: Being invisiblessed.

Yugi: Why?

Seto: BECAUSE YOU'RE SO INVISIBLE!

{CUT}

Yugi: (Imitating Imperial Guards) Couldn't he be the prince of a foreign land? I hope so, kill him anyway! This will look good on my resume when I go apply for Imperial ******* College.

[SFX: Seto laughing]

{CUT}

Yugi(Looking at an ice pick) So this is what dentists used in the land of Elder scrolls.

Seto: Yeah, those cavities are a *****, they're inhabited by the Daedra.

{CUT}

Seto: Alright, I'm gonna sneak up on this dude. I'm gonna shoot him because I'm invisible.

(Misses)

Seto: Okay, well, Maybe I'll shoot him this time.

(Hits)

Both: YEAH!

{CUT}

Seto: Sneakin' with my silent little lizard feet...

{CUT}

Yugi: The majestic Egyptian Yami, beautiful in his simplicity. He is a wonderful predator, that-

Seto: THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SAYS!

{CUT}

Seto: Hey, check this out. (Kills chicken) **** you chicken!

Yugi: What?

Seto: No, get it. (Uses zombie spell) Now the chicken is my thrall! It's a zombie chicken! (Kills chicken again) And it's dead!

{CUT}

[SFX: Seto laughing]

Seto: COME AT ME BRO!

{CUT}

Guy on screen: Are you ready to join your spirit with the beast world?

Seto: Can I be a lizard beast man?

Yugi: It's my animality.

(Guy pulls out sword)

Both: Woah!

Seto: Okay, what is the process of this?

(Guy cuts werewolf's arm, and poor animation fills the altar.)

[SFX: Yugi and Seto's laughter]

{CUT}

(Poor animation transition from werewolf to Argonian)

[SFX: Yugi and Seto's laughter]

Seto: Yeah, that's how werewolves change back!

{CUT}

Seto: Dude, thanks!

(Giant kills him)

Yugi: I saw that coming!

{CUT}

[Both are shocked by Grelod]

Seto: WHAT?!

Yugi: This is like a look into your childhood.

Seto: This is horrible. She's making the kids recite Facist pledges. She's going DOWN!

{CUT}

(Kids are celebrating Yugi and Seto)

Seto: WHAT THE *******?!

Yugi: CELEBRATE ME!

Seto: This is the creepiest ******!

(And this concludes my first shot. Sorry about that low jab at Kaiba's childhood, but I just couldn't pass that up.

NEXT GAME: PORTAL 2)