A Centers for Disease Control report found that contagions such as Lyme Disease and Zika have rapidly increased since 2004 with more than 640,000 Americans infected between then and 2016. What do you think?

“The CDC can report whatever they like—I’m not wearing sleeves.” Lucretia Ashby • Dimple Trainer


“There’s never been a better time to be a blood-sucking parasite!” Gregory Andrews • Phillips-Head Advocate