Scientists work hard every day to find a cure for various diseases and they've made some great progress but, sadly, there still isn't a cure for stupid. Almost every other day we hear about people doing insanely stupid things to catch themselves some attention but there's nobody quite like Martina Big. This self-proclaimed German model was white with blonde hair only three years back until she decided to 'change her race.' Martina admires the beauty of black women. In fact, she admires them so much that she's been taking tan injections for the last two years to make her look darker. That's a thing apparently.

(Twitter)

Martina now identifies as a black woman and believes that she now understands black people. This is exactly why the aliens don't visit us and we can't have nice things. She took a trip to Kenya and got 'baptized' to be a black person. Not just that, she has also adopted a Kenyan name - Malaika Mkubwa, which stands for ‘Big Angel’ in Swahili, reported a local source. Malaika posted a video of the ceremony on her Facebook as well in which the pastor can be heard saying "Malaika Mkubwa, you are now a new creature in Jesus’ name.” A new creature, pastor likes keeping it real.

(Facebook)

"Today I would like to tell you about a highlight of my Kenya trip. My church baptism to a real African woman. One of my Kenyan friends told her pastor about my transformation to a black woman and told him how much I wanted to become a true African woman. He invited me to his church in Nyeri. There he baptized me to the name Malaika Kubwa," she posted. And, just in case you're wondering, her lips and breasts are very fake, too.

(MartinaBig)

She has spent millions to achieve how she looks now and is proud of it. She has gone through multiple surgical procedures to get the biggest boobs in Europe, weighing about 12 kgs. Getting tan injections is not only expensive but also extremely harmful to your body, which is the reason it is banned in several countries but who cares right? Martina recently appeared on This Morning as a guest where she made headlines for saying something which killed our brain cells.

(Twitter)

Martina believes that since she's now a black woman, she can have black babies with her white husband. The hosts of the show Holly Willoughby and John Barrowman were evidently surprised and couldn't believe their ears. "It’s a mix of Michael and me. I’m pretty sure it will be black or milk chocolate or a little bit light, it doesn’t matter." Her husband is also getting tan injections. Who says matches aren't made in heaven?

(Twitter)

"My children will be black. We are not having plans, but I am discussing with my doctor to see if my body is okay, will I be able to breastfeed, what the baby will look like," Martina said during the show which sparked major outrage and people called her out for being racist. Her husband and she were spotted wearing the traditional African clothing and they want to be identified as a black person so bad, they're moving to Africa to be with their 'people.'

(Youtube)

"I not only look like an African woman, but I also feel that I’m now an African woman," she told The Sun. "I spent time in Kenya last year and I felt so at home. Now I have a lot of invitations from all over Africa. I wanted to go to different countries there and learn more and to decide which place is best for me to live. I like the dry hot climate. I was able to spend all day in the sun without sunscreen and did not get sunburned. I only got darker."

(Twitter)

She also claims that even though the others criticize her, the Africans support her and understand her. "I have seen a few comments saying ‘you are still white whatever the color of your skin on the surface’ – but they mainly come from places like America. In reality, I have made lots of African friends who understand who I am and that I am trying to learn. I think they see that I am genuine, that this is not just the surface, I want to understand more about their history. I spend most of my time with them now as it feels easier. Compared with my white friends I have more in common with them."

(Twitter)

"My life has changed a lot since my transformation," she adds. "Now I mostly wear traditional African dresses and I cook African food." The negative comments haven't brought Martina's spirits down and she's ready to undergo more breast implants, lip fillers, and even a bigger butt. "I will support my body in the further transformation. I will also change my facial features to African and enlarge my buttocks. Furthermore, my breasts will be even bigger. I hope that the future will bring BIG things :-)," reads her FB page. Watch her bizarre interview below!