Look, if we are going to make America great again, we are going to need some help from Canada. Specifically, four Canadians. That's right, America needs Nickelback.

In honor of the inauguration of the greatest president in the history of the universe, we need something tremendous, huge, and big league. We need Nickelback. This petition is to get Nickelback to perform at the Presidential Inauguration on January 20th, 2017.

I mean, honestly what have you and American democracy got to lose in signing this petition? (At this point, really not much.) But seriously, how will we get people to look up from their Oxycontin habit to pay attention to the Inauguration? Nickelback, that's how.

So sign this petition and tell Donald and Reince to Make Presidential Inauguration's Great Again... with Nickelback. #MPIGA

Also, if we can get Limp Bizkit or Creed to open, that would be cool too.