Its 2016, and Donald Trump needs to get Cucked. I would do it myself, but I'm not sure I have exactly what it takes. Regardless, it is a matter of National Importance that this happen. After all we've seen, the man clearly needs to engage in some cucking, other wise he is gonna blow himself off. But he is probably too shy, and needs public support to let him know that its okay.



SO, Donald, if you are reading this (and I know you are), here is a list of people we think would be perfectly fit to Cuck you and Melinda:

Stephen Colbert

Eric Andre

Tommy Lee Jones

Lee Harvey Oswald

Bryan Cranston as the dad from Malcolm in the Middle

Bryan Cranston as the dude from Breaking Bad

Slavoj Zizek

FKA Twigs

God

Trumpy, I hope this inspires you to go out and really Make America Great Again. We know you can do it, buddy.



Love,

-Wine