How To Dress Well has created a song for the weird, cultish @Seinfeld2000 Twitter account, called "The Speed Dial". Listen to the song below.

For those of you unfamiliar with the above Twitter phenomenon, it all began with @SeinfeldToday, an account that asks "What if Seinfeld were still on the air?", imagining Jerry using Instagram, Elaine going on OKCupid dates, and other hypotheticals transplanting the granular issues of "Seinfeld" into the modern era.

@Seinfeld2000 came later, parodying the concept by grinding it into the dirt, photoshopping the members of "Seinfeld" into contemporary situations, ceaselessly asking "What if Seinfeld was still on TV" in an easily-imitated gibberish language, and trolling its straight-faced counterpart.

Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig previously sang the Seinfeld theme song for The Junior Mint, a bizarre video game affiliated with the account that has you play as Jerry Seinfeld or Cosmo Kramer while attempting to throw Junior Mints into an open surgery wound.