I was also pretty sure he was in the wrong from the start, but I was interested in this jar collection. How many jars would there be - forty? Fifty?

Ten. This guy was throwing a shit fit over ten jars. This woman has fewer than a dozen mason jars that she keeps because they add a little fun to the work of keeping hydrated - not losing weight, you stupid turnip, keeping hydrated - and that’s some huge imposition for you? What the fuck, dude?