Source: @iam_the_stig "I have no idea what I'm doing."

Source: @iam_the_stig Stig in "Indiana Bones: Tennis Ball of Doom."

Source: @iam_the_stig "People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous." #HatersGonHate #PotatoesGonPotate

Source: @iam_the_stig "Um, does anyone know if I can go potty in this thing? No?"

Source: @iam_the_stig "Hi, welcome to the Grand Stiggypest Hotel. Sure, I'll fetch those bags for you. No, that never gets old."

Source: @iam_the_stig "For the last time, Dorothy, there IS no rainbow. Gosh."

Source: @iam_the_stig "Jeez Luke, always complaining. Why can't you be more like your sister?"

Source: @iam_the_stig "Dude, like, I know we're supposed to be rebels and stuff but I'm pretty sure there's a leash law here." #RebelWithFourPaws

Source: @iam_the_stig "I wish I had an invisibility cloak so I wouldn't have to be seen with these basics."

Source: @iam_the_stig "Will there be bacon at this breakfast by any chance? Also, who is this Tiffany person? Does she eat bacon?"

Source: @iam_the_stig "A lot of people don't know this, but the Yellow Brick Road wasn't always yellow. Yeah, I know. It's kind of why they fired Toto. They couldn't get him to use a wee-wee pad. And now I'm here, so...that's nice, I guess."