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In some breaking news from Diamantina Link Road, it can be confirmed today that Phil Walters has supreme confidence in his ability.

The vet whose been happy enough to avoid heading into town for the last couple of days with a raft of livestock-related trips keeping him occupied found himself in a potential pickle a short time ago.

With the fuel gauge telling him he had to fill up ASAP and a jerry can without a spout or funnel in the back, Walters was placed in a messy situation.

However, with the confidence of an attractive teenager on Tik Tok, Walters decided to ‘not to fuck around, and just fill up without the funnel.’

So, with little hesitation, he slowly steadied himself, and just poured away, not shying from the inevitable spalshes of petrol.

“I had my elbow in a horse an hour ago,” he explained over the phone to us.

“A bit of petrol is hardly the end of the world.”

“Besides I’ve got a steady hand. You’ve just gotta make sure you get that unbroken stream nice and early and then slowly raise the jerry to ensure it remains unchanging.”

“If you flinch at a little splash at the start then you just fuck yourself. Stick to maintaining the pour and making sure it doesn’t flower out.”

“Pretty easy really.”