By Myles Tanzer

A Special Valentine’s Message From NYU Local from NYU Local on Vimeo.

The timekeeper who always helps us get to class on time wanted to share a special love message with y’all for Valentine’s Day. We think his message is in total spirits with the holiday. We love you for reading and hope you’re all not lonely on this sometimes-very-lonely day. Get some action tonight. And to the “oriental girls”, don’t be afraid to hit up the timekeeper if you’re lonely. We hear you’re his type.