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Some of you know I run the Australian National Rick Astley Hotline, on +61-3-8652-1453 . Today, in celebration of troublemakers everywhere, I’ve upgraded it.

Calling the number will still give you the classic Rick you’ve always loved, but now you can use your keypad for extra joy. I’ll let you discover all the options, and how it works.

In celebration of the upgrade, I’ve also provisioned the United States National Rick Astley Hotline, on +1-760-706-RICK (+1-760-706-7425).

If you wish to help defray my costs, you can do so via Patreon, but mostly I want you to share the numbers with your friends. :)

You’re welcome, internet, you’re welcome. :)