(Sorry to the redditor who sent me the present, I couldn't find your name on the paper - or maybe I don't read too good - but if you're my santa let me know and I'll update the post with your name!)

I was at a Chinese buffet restaurant a few days ago with my family. We stuffed ourselves silly and sat back, pleased with the bountiful harvest. At the conclusion of the meal, we were presented with a bill and fortune cookies. Now, I was filled to the gills but damn if I don't have myself a fortune.

I cracked open the cookie and my fortune said "You will receive something great in the mail today." For real, that's what it said! (regrettably I threw out the fortune before I took a picture ;_;)

And guess what? Lo and behold, when we got home there was a package for me! A package full of zombie food! I got the zombie jerky, zombie, blood, zombie skin and even zombie bath salts! As delicious as the zombie food is, I wonder if that makes me a cannibal by eating sort of dead people?