“So what are you trained to do?”

“Nope, thats not what we’re trained to do”

“Kill a few j-walkers and eat donuts”

“So what’s the plan for today officers?”

“Life is like a box of chocolates… All the bitches wanna taste”

“ We also don’t own weapons of mass destruction ”

“ You guys don’t own phones? ”

“ Our local newspaper. Smart Phones have become so mainstream. ”

“ What are you guys reading there? ”

“Yeah, but i make my mom pay my rent. fuck Capitalism”

“ Do you live on your own? ”

“ You have bills and shit. Responsibilities. Its fucking stupid. ”

“ How so? ”

“You know your smoking a cigarette, right?

“I hate people who drive gas guzzling SUV’s, polluting our earth”

“I find all of my clothes at vintage stores. Good luck replicating my outfit”

“I really like your outfit”

“Dinosaurs are alive, People are just too ignorant to see them"

“ So, how long have you two been lesbians? ”

“ We arent lesbians, asshole ”

“ Do you like to scissor ”

“ Yes we enjoy art and crafts ”

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