TODAY in GOOP, Gwynnie’s crazy for balms.

Wonder balm, nipple balm, honey lip balm. Balm, balm, balm. All the parts are dry. If you have all these balms, you’re what we call a #balmer., a dry-mother-fuckin’ livin’ large bad ass boss. Gwynnie is definitely a #balmer. You’d think these 3 balms would cover everything, but you’d be wrong.



BALM. Lips are sensitive and dry and they need extra help from both coconut AND honey to remain in a natural state of organic balminess. That’s probably it though, these 4 balm products—wonder balm, nipple balm, paw paw honey lip balm and coco lip balm—are all a person could ask for, right? WRONG!



You’ve been BALMED! This time with nipple balm for lips. Because nipple balm for nipples is for nipples. Also, unless you’re a wet nurse, you may not need any nipple balm whatsoever, but that’s fine because you can still use your nipple balm for your lips. But you should really get the nipple balm that’s marketed specifically for your lips. Made by Dr. Lipp. Not Dr. Nipple.

