“This is fine”

“Yeah, I’m something of a pro gamer” says southern USA native Chad Jordanson. After a particularly inflammatory posting on his facebook page, we reached out to Jimmy to get his take on hackers, what he called ‘the downfall of modern mobile gaming’.

“After a long night of work at the 24-hour gas station where I am employed part time, all I want to do is come home and wreck noobs on PUBG mobile or COD mobile. But all these damn hackers are ruining the game! I can’t even play a single game without being shot through a house, or having a hacker teleport in front of me and totally blowing me away. I’m sick of this shit!”

Having previously endured issues playing on mobile data from his rural southern home, Chad recently decided to upgrade to satellite internet, the only service available in his part of the world, and knew with a shadow of a doubt that his 1.5mbps connection was enough to play the game without issue.

“Dude I even put my wifi router in the basement so it would be closer to the satellite I get my internet signal from, so I KNOW its not that.” Chad said between chugging mouthfuls of Monster Energy Drink. “I’ve done loads of research, and at 200ms ping I have the best connectivity of anyone in my friend group. And I don’t play anywhere near my kitchen, so I don’t even want to hear you mention ‘De-sink’.” he said, angrily punching holes into the drywall next to his bed.

“All I know is, every single game I play is full of hackers. Everyone teleports around, sometimes their guns don’t even make sounds, or they use their leet hacking skills to make me lag across the map all game. If tencent doesn’t do more to help the gamers, everyones gonna stop playing!” Chad is on record saying.

When we attempted to follow up with Chad later on, he was unable to be reached for comment but his mother told Mobile Gaming Unlimited that he was ‘really mad about it’ and had taken to posting about it every chance he got in the pubg mobile facebook groups.