Get your bingo cards ready, weird-crime watchers.

Oklahoma cops pulled over a stolen car and found inside a gun, an open bottle of whiskey, a rattlesnake in a terrarium — and a canister of powdered uranium, according to reports.

After noticing the Ford had expired tags, cops in Guthrie — about 33 miles north of Oklahoma City — pulled it to a stop on June 25, according to local ABC affiliate KOCO.

The driver, Stephen Jennings, told cops that he had a gun inside the console, right as fellow officers determined that the ride had been reported stolen, according to NBC outlet KFOR-TV.

Cops then tossed the car and found a Mad Libs-worthy assortment of oddities.

Right next to the gun was an open bottle of Kentucky Deluxe whiskey, while the backseat held a terrarium housing a timber rattlesnake, reported KFOR.

“So now he’s got a rattlesnake, a stolen vehicle, firearm, and somebody under arrest,” Guthrie Police Sgt. Anthony Gibbs told KFOR of the officer who stopped the car.

The cops continued to go over the car, and soon discovered a silver canister packed with a yellow powder.

“The canister advised that the yellow in color powdery substance was uranium,” KOCO quoted a police report as reading.

“When that happens of course, we call in a company that deals with that specifically and it’s taken safely into possession,” Gibbs told KFOR. “The uranium is the wild card in that situation.”

Freaked-out officers brought in the Emergency Management Institute, which confirmed that the substance was radioactive.

The Ford’s passenger, Rachael Rivera, was arrested for possessing a firearm after a former felony conviction, while Jennings, 41, was hit with a slew of charges.

They include: possession of a stolen vehicle, transporting an open container of liquor, operating a vehicle with a suspended license and failure to carry a security verification form, according to KFOR.

The uranium, however, didn’t immediately result in any charges, as cops tried to figure out why the pair had it and how they obtained it, KFOR reported.

Nor were they charged for carrying the rattlesnake.

“It happens to be rattlesnake season at the time, so he can be in possession of this rattlesnake because he has a valid lifetime hunting and fishing license,” Gibbs told KFOR.