The world is a shit-show of craziness. Especially the Internet. Every day, something happens that makes you scratch your head, question your life decisions, and wonder how we collectively got to where we are. There are no answers. Never will be.

Today, Robbie Maddison just released a video of himself riding his dirt bike at Teahupoo and another famous Polynesian wave called Papara. That qualifies. Maddison, a 34-year-old stunt bike rider from Australia, has been working for two years to figure out how to surf waves on his motorbike. Because why not?

In fairness, it looks like the bike has skis attached to it to facilitate buoyancy, which makes the scenario much more jetski-like than it appears on the surface. But it’s still visually shocking and worth freaking out about nonetheless.

We’re just excited for the day when full size sedans, MACK trucks, and Toyota Tacomas join us in the lineup. And for goodness sake, let’s do it in an eco-friendly way. Priority definitely goes to hybrids and electric vehicles. Always obey traffic signals. Be safe out there folks.

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