Okay, I have never felt more like someone KNEW me! I got an AMAZING gift, thank you so much!! I opened my gift and it said I needed to put on gloves, for safety. Then, I looked and it's two petri dishes- one with salmonella and one with mycobacterium... but instead of being stinky like normal agar dishes filled with colonies, they smelled AWESOME because they are actually soap :D What's more arbitrary than soap? Nothing, duhh! PERFECT GIFT!

Umm if my photos are sideways, I can't figure out why. They are normal until I upload?!?!