Most people use their weekend to run errands or eat expensive eggs or catch up on DVR'ed reruns of Hardcore Pawn. Patton Oswalt spent Saturday reinventing the art of trolling people on Twitter.

Users who stumbled onto Oswalt's feed in medias res were left wondering why, for instance, the staunchly liberal comedian was supporting the separation of "whites" and "darks." Or why he felt "Hitler was absolutely right about the Jews." And how he suddenly arrived at the opinion that AIDS "is a gift from God."

Sure, the gag itself, once revealed, seems simple — but therein belies its instant legendary status.

Saying that gay marriage is unconstitutional is as hateful & ignorant as saying — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

all abortion should be illegal, no exceptions. Just go ahead and UNFOLLOW me, you right wing hate-mongers. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

When it comes to doing laundry, I firmly believe in using environment-friendly detergent and I ALSO believe — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

whites and "darks" should be kept separate. Sorry if that sounds too "tree-huggy" to my conservative followers. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Oh, you think repealing voting laws in the south is justified, you racist asshole? I suppose you ALSO believe that — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Hitler was absolutely right about the Jews. And I don't care how many "white power" redneck followers I lose by Tweeting that. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

You think ANYONE should be able to buy a gun for ANY reason, you idiot? Well, why don't we just — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Let NAMBLA members fuck anyone they want. Am I so crazy for wanting my kid to grow up in a safer world? — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

These idiots who deny that clumsy change is real, and a pressing threat are no different from misogynists who claim that — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Women enjoy rape. Grow the fuck up, all of you. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Why do right wing asshats want "Hollywood out of government", but don't want the Fred Thompsons or Arnold Schwarze — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Neggers out of government? Yes, please! (Sorry for any misspelling) — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

For you simpletons who see everything in "black" and "white": if racism, misogyny, hatred and fear are BLACK, then — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

My grandchildren had better be WHITE. And I mean PURE WHITE, or we're not going to have a country anymore. #tolerance — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

God's greatest miracle? How about science? Penicillin? Gift from God. Polio vaccine? Gift from God. Even aspirin, Pepto-Bismol and ROL — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

AIDS is a gift from God. I don't know why people are still so backward in their thinking about this. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Our country's worth isn't in how many billionaires we produce or countries we conquer. History will judge use solely on how we tr — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Eat the poor, disabled and hopeless. It's the only way we can insure our future. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

And I'm sorry, but I fucking HATE FOX NEWS. Bunch of race-baiting corporate shills. All of their medieval, fact-free clapt — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Rap is performed by monkeys in expensive clothes. Sorry if I offended you, white conservatives, but it's the truth. — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

Gonna hop off Twitter for awhile. Enjoy the sunshine, breathe the air. Hope no one was offended. Cross my heart and hope to — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 17, 2013

[tweets via @pattonoswalt]