George “Maddox” Oz, groping trans sex workers, then turning it into content!

For the past 340 days, I’ve been dealing with a frivolous $20 million dollar lawsuit from the world’s first internet troll, George “Maddox” Oz.

He sued me for mocking him online (ironic, as he got a three-book-deal from mocking other people online). My legal bills: $30,000 and counting.

He also sued my employer — an unaffiliated party — which got me fired. My COBRA health insurance premiums: $550 a month and rising in January.

And now, after costing me my job, my savings and my reputation…Maddox wants to make a deal!

At 11pm on September 14th, one hour before his lawsuit against me expired, Maddox DM’d me on Twitter asking if we could settle:

I don’t like when people share my private texts online, so I won’t leak his. But basically, he offered his rights to the podcast “The Biggest Problem In The Universe”, claiming they were worth $45,000.

Half of a dead podcast sure is a tempting offer, but I think I’m gonna pass! Instead, here’s a list of what I’d need to settle with George “Maddox” Oz:

1. Thirty Thousand Dollars In Cold, Hard Cash

So far, my legal expenses have reached $31,023. Proof:

Although this legal saga has lasted over 340 days, the case itself was dismissed in around 45 minutes of courtroom time.

That’s $689.40 a minute. I’d like that back, for starters!

I’d like it be hand-delivered in a fancy briefcase, because my current laptop bag is from a second-hand store, and is falling apart. Think the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.

I’d like it in singles, because that would make the pile look bigger, which would make me happier.

And I’d like it in cash so I can roll around in it, while naked on a bed:

2. Maddox Must Appear On My Show For An Hour, While Wearing A Lie Detector

Maddox has been lying about me pretty much non-stop to anyone in LA who’ll listen. And the sad thing is: it’s worked. Thanks to him, my reputation there is now toast. Here’s some examples of the lies he tells, as leaked by an ex of his online:

These. Are. Lies. My elderly parents have no idea how to use Venmo, have never heard of it, and would never give their 37 year old son $2000 to buy a laptop. Unlike Maddox, they’re not idiots. I also have no secret money “squirreled” away, as Maddox’s lawsuit and success in getting me fired have put me deep in credit card debt.

But the truth doesn’t matter to George “Maddox” Oz — he’s just looking for lines to sell other people to make me look bad.

So I’d like to know who else he’s lied to about me, and what he’s told them. I’d like him to appear on my YouTube Show, The Asterios Showkkinos, for one hour while hooked up to a lie detector.

And for every lie he tells, I get another $1000 in cold, hard cash!

3. OR: Maddox Must Face Me In A Three Round Boxing Match

Let’s say Maddox is too chicken to face the mountain of lies he tells the world about me, every day. Well, let’s let our fists do the talking!

I’d like a three round boxing match with George “Maddox” Oz, to be broadcast live on patreon.com/asterios. We’ll get a referee, legal state sanctioning, and have both security and a medic on hand.

And unlike Maddox’s disgusting whisper campaign of lies about me, it’ll be a fair and open fight.

Because if there’s one thing I love, it’s boxing skinny idiots from the internet!

Me, boxing the moderator of famed pro-Trump subreddit “The_Donald” in 2017.

4. A Restraining Order Barring Him From Harassing My Friends, My Listeners, And My Future Employers

Maddox’s fans are not happy with the fact that he’s sued me. And when they express their displeasure to him, he goes ballistic.

For example, here’s him threatening to permanently orphan a child:

That last hyperlink: the local CPS provider for the fan who messaged him. Maddox found where the former fan lived, looked up the local CPS branch, and posted it to terrify the fan into silence.

Here’s Maddox using a photo of a fan’s child to threaten them. Faces redacted by me:

Here’s yet another case of Maddox threatening a fan’s family. I’ve cut the names of the children out of this for their own privacy:

Here’s Maddox trying to bully a fan of his into submission, using MY job as leverage:

Here’s Maddox threatening to call the police on a fan he dated, who dared speak to us online:

These are just the cases we KNOW about. What else is this creep up to?

And finally, the biggest reason I’d like a general protective order in place: the horrible shit Maddox did to his ex-girlfriend.

On information and belief, Maddox gave his co-plaintiff Jessica Irene Blum the name of his ex-girlfriend’s employer. I believe that together, they pitched lie after terrifying lie in an attempt to get her fired from her teaching job.

I know this is a big claim, and big claims require big evidence. So here’s a letter from the school testifying to this:

Here’s the email Jessica sent, threatening to “contact peoples families” next:

And here’s the restraining order filed against Maddox’s co-plaintiff:

So I’d like a legal document in place that stops Maddox from maliciously using the courts, the police, or whisper campaigns to harass, threaten or bully people who are tangentially associated with me. It’s unfair, it’s disgusting, and it has to stop.

And finally…

5. A Public Apology

He does not need to dress as a bear during the apology.

I’d like Maddox to apologize for destroying the nice little goddamn life I’d built for myself.

I’d like him to apologize for contacting my former employer, spinning a mountain of lies about me, then suing them when they didn’t fire me.

I’d like him to apologize for every single lie he’s ever told anyone in Los Angeles about me.

I’d like him to apologize for costing me more money than I may ever own.

I’d like the apology to be published on all his social channels, both personal and professional, and for both the apologies and accounts to stay public in perpetuity.

Ball’s In Your Court, Maddox!

On September 14th at 11pm EST, you reached out to me to talk settlement. Well, let’s talk!

You can reach me through my lawyer, the dashing and debonair Jordan Greenberger. He’s pictured here with my girlfriend Sirancha, who has supported me through every moment of this insane 340 day ordeal:

Jordan’s the best, and charges $400 an hour for his services. If you’d like to help pay Jordan fight for justice, you can donate to my GoFundMe here: