A PHOTOGRAPHER went out to capture shafts of sunlight and ended up with meteorology and two veg.





John Seggie caught the astonishingly willy -like cloud formation in the skies above Kilbirnie, North Ayrshire on Wednesday evening.









John, 60, who swears the picture is 100% genuine, said: “It gave me a bit of a laugh. I was trying to take photos of the sunset and this appeared.





“It was just a few miles down the road from where I live.”









John said he did not realise until he got home just what he had captured.





“Looking at the pictures I can see it was there for a wee while.”





The image has caused a stir online.





Alison Crawford said: “I laughed so hard coffee came out my nose.”





Mike Gordon joked: “Good to see God has a sense of humour . And proportion.”





Alison Maloney even uploaded another photo of a similar-looking cloud above Oban (below).









Finally, here’s the phallus-free scene of bucolic splendour John was trying to capture.









