THAT'S WHY I'VE ASSEMBLEDTHIS CRACK TEAM OF SCIENTISTS

TO FIND OUT THECAUSE OF THIS PHENOMENON.

YOU ARE THE BEST MINDSOUTH PARK HAS TO OFFER.

UH... MAYOR,I'M A GEOLOGIST.

I DON'T STUDY HUMAN BIOLOGY,I STUDY THE EARTH.

YOU'RE THE ONLY SCIENTISTTHAT LIVES IN THIS TOWN.

YOU HAVE TO FIND AN ANSWERBEFORE MORE PEOPLE COMBUST.

YOU DO THAT, AND YOU'LL BE THEMOST BELOVED MAN IN SOUTH PARK.

RANDY !RANDY !RANDY !RANDY !

RANDY !RANDY !RANDY !RANDY !

WE LOVE YOU RANDY.

MAKE LOVE TO ME,RANDY, PLEASE !

WOW !

MARSH, I'M NOT ASKING YOUI'M TELLING YOU--

FIND THE CAUSE OFSPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

OR ELSE !

OR ELSE, WHAT ?

EXACTLY !

DUDE, HE LOOKSSO PEACEFUL

WITHOUT IS LITTLEORANGE COAT ON.

YEAH...

THE LORD GIVETH,AND THE LORD TAKETH AWAY...

SOMETIMES THE GIVETH SEEMSA LITTLE DISPROPORTIONATETO THE TAKETH...

THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT MORETAKETH-ING GOING ON

BUT THERE IT IS.

PERHAPS IF MORE OF YOUATTENDED CHURCH ON SUNDAYS

THE LORD WOULD NOT HAVEFELT IT NECESSARY

TO PUNISH US BYTAKETH-ING THIS LITTLE BOY...

OH, HERE COMESTHE GUILT TRIP, AGAIN.

NOW LET US PRAY.

LORD, THOUGH WE HAVE LOSTNEIL SMITH TO FREE-AGENCY

AND STEVE ATWATERTO THE JETS

STILL, WE HOPEOUR BELOVED BRONCOS

CAN BRING HOME ANOTHERSUPERBOWL CHAMPIONSHIP.

AND ONCE AGAIN BATHEIN THE GLORY OF YOUR LIGHT.

AMEN.

AMEN !AMEN !AMEN !

♪ LET'S GO...

LET'S GO !LET'S GO !LET'S GO !

♪ BRONCOS...

BRONCOS !BRONCOS !BRONCOS !

♪ LET'S GO, BRONCOS...

BRONCOS, LET'S GO !!BRONCOS, LET'S GO !!

WOW, THAT WAS SHORT !

BOYS, I HAVEN'TSEEN YOU IN CHURCH, LATELY.

WELL, I'M JEWISH !

YOU'RE NOT TOO JEWISHTO WORSHIP JESUS, ARE YOU ?

I GUESS NOT.

GOOD-- BOYS HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PERFORM

THE "STATIONS OF THE CROSS" THISFRIDAY NIGHT ?

IT'S LIKE A SKIT, WHERE YOURE-ENACT THE DEATH

AND GLORIOUS RESURRECTIONOF JESUS CHRIST.

HEY, "RESURRECTION"THAT'S WHAT MY DAD NEEDS !

HUH ?

WE'LL DO IT !

HERE'S A BOOKON HOW TO PERFORM IT.

DON'T LET ME DOWN, BOYS !

DUDE, THISIS GREAT !

YOU KNOW ALL THE STATIONS OF THE CROSS, RIGHT STAN ?

I DUNNO, DUDE.

I'M GONNA HAVE TOGO LOOK IN THE BIBLE.