Another day, another entry in the Big Book of Suddenly Offensive Terms.

This one comes to you via Politico’s Playbook newsletter:

Such an important catch. pic.twitter.com/Ipa6cNZHnk — Emily Jashinsky (@emilyjashinsky) December 20, 2019

News to us.

I don’t get it. Heterosexual people don’t have pillow fights? — Crash (@Boognish12) December 20, 2019

‘Loaded terms’ ❄️ — Shawn Gebbia (@esjebs) December 20, 2019

FFS ! ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️ — Wayne Williams (@wmw2525) December 20, 2019

Maybe it’d be easier to tell us what expressions we’re allowed to use. They could probably fit them onto a single index card.

Words are so difficult for that side — Swami (@SwamiG8R) December 20, 2019

Trump is going to be President forever. — flaboyatheart ?? (@canesfanoutwest) December 20, 2019

Or at least until SMOD gets here.