So I got rather excited when I learned my SS was from the Netherlands, both because of my Enthood and because when I lived in Europe, the Netherlands was a regular get away destination. When the package finally arrived I could not possibly have been happier!! It started with the most delightful little Ashtray. It's classic Amsterdam and I LOVE it! In fact I'm using it now. Then I literally jumped with joy when I opened the next soft package. It's a beautiful winter hat and wouldn't you know it, I lost one just last weekend and was in the hunt for a replacement. I could not have picked a better hat if I'd tried. Also, it's winter in Canadian, one can NEVER have to many toques. Next came the bottle opener. In classic dutch style it's handle is a clog and beautifully painted. It's not just pretty, it's also functional, the opened Heineken (recently bought in my SS' Honor) beside me stands as evidence. Then came the goodies. First a tin of delectable biscuits. The Tin alone would have been gift enough but those wafers are awesome! Then came the candy! I think they're mints but I haven't opened them yet. They look scrumptious! Finally (and yes, I just randomly opened it last) came the kicker. A beautifully intact, very rigid member. Nope, that's not an engineering reference, my SS included one sweet black cock. More to the point, it's a beautifully rendered 5 inch chocolate penis. I'm not a huge chocolate eater but you better believe I'm going to enjoy watching the missus have a go! ha ha ha

This truly was over and above. My SS wrote me a very nice letter and I must say, you really have shown the incredibly kind dutch spirit. Maybe I'll have to show a little Canadian kindness in return... Is it a faux pas to send a gift to your Santa via the return address label? I hope not! :) Thanks for making this the most amazing SS exchange ever!