(Newser) – The 1033 Program allows law enforcement agencies to get hold of equipment the military is no longer using—for free. Last year, $546 million in property was transferred. Makes sense, right? If the army has gear just lying around, the cops may as well make use of it. But an investigation by the AP finds most of the departments that are taking the equipment are rural outfits with little crime and few officers, and the stuff they're taking is just ludicrous. Some highlights:

The deepest body of water in the small farming town of Morven, Ga., is a shallow creek, but the police chief has there has nabbed three boats, scuba gear, rescue rafts, and dozens of life preservers.

Morven, population 700, has also taken a $200,000 decontamination machine (in need of $100,000 of repairs), a shipment of bayonets, 10 combat tents, exercise equipment, and 20 pairs of red gym shorts. In all, Morven, which has three full-time officers, has obtained $4 million of stuff over the past decade.