Sarazanmai "SMS leak" translations

Sarazanmai "SMS leak" translations

by @frozenpandaman Translations of the weekly "group text screenshots" tweets.

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked!? Today's mission from Keppi is "Let's go to Sushizanmai!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Children of man, Sarazanmai is doing a collaboration with Sushizanmai. Please come and smoothly scout it out, ribbit."

Toi: I refuse.

Enta: Kazukii!

Enta: Let's go together after school!

Kazuki: Sorry

Kazuki: I have something important after school

Enta: ( ´ • ? • `)

Enta: [image]

Enta: Here!

Enta: Ah, the placemat is crooked…

[image]

Toi: It's stabbin' time.

Enta: Have: Toi Kuji x3

Want: Kazuki Yasaka x2, Enta Jinnai x1

Hoping to deliver around Asakusa

Enta: [image]

Toi: Hey.

Kazuki: I wanna come next time

Kazuki: If I get an Enta placemat I'll give it to you at school

Enta: Eh…

[SMS leak!?] The 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots got leaked again!? Today's mission from Keppi is "Sarazanmai level test," ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Sarazanmai is to connect both body and mind. How well do you know Kazuki Yasaka, ribbit?"

Toi: Don't know and I'm not interested.

Enta: I know! Kazuki Yasaka, 8th grader, favorite food is kappamaki (cucumber sushi roll)

Enta: Blood type is B. Birthday is April 29… wait, that's soon!

Enta: Kazukiii! On the 29th, let's go to Sushizanmai together, this time for sure! They have kappamaki too!

Kazuki: Sorry, I have something important then

Enta: Oh, okay. By the way, do you remember my birthday?

Enta: o(＊° ∀ °＊)o

Enta: o(° ∀ °＊)o(＊° ∀ °)o

Enta: (´ • ? •)？

Toi: …So when is it?

Enta: May 28th!!

[SMS leak!?] The 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots got leaked again!? Today's mission from Keppi is "Let's go to the Animate Cafe!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Children of man, please come and enjoy the Animate Cafe, ribbit. Abstention without a clear reason isn't allowed, ribbit."

Kazuki: Well, should we all go together after school?

Enta: Yay!!

Toi: Tch…

Enta: Uh??!

Enta: Ah!!!

Enta: I have a club meeting today!!

Kazuki: Oh, too bad

Kazuki: Kuji, let's meet up at the station

Toi: Got it.

Enta: Really…

Kazuki: It's getting lively here

[image]

Enta: Ooh! Looks exciting!!

Kazuki: Gratte (graphic latte)

[image]

Enta: It's Keppi!!

Kazuki: Kuji

[image]

Enta: Eh

Enta: A photo of you two… ( ´ • ? • ` )

Toi: Presents.

[image]

Enta: !!!

Enta: Thank you!!!

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked!? The current mission is "Sneak into the Kunihiko Ikuhara exhibit," ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Children of man, it seems as if the Kunihiko Ikuhara exhibit is currently on display, ribbit. Please come, you must burn it into your eyes, ribbit."

Enta: …Who's Kunihiko Ikuhara?

Kazuki: Ah, that's how it is in our world, right

Toi: Hey, cut it out. Don't go any further.

Kazuki: Kunihiko Ikuhara is the director who created us. The director of everything from our setting to our actions, acting as he pleases…

Toi: Hey! It's stabbin' time. We're done here. Afternoon meeting.

Enta: [image]

Enta: First!

Enta: We got drawn here too! Sooo extravagant!

Enta: (((o(＊° ▽ °＊)o)))

Toi: We got it, just shut up and wait.

[sticker – plate smash*]

Enta: ( ´ ・?・` ) ゞ *Note: If a kappa's head dish/plate is broken, it will die. Toi is (facetiously) threatening Enta out of frustration.

Kazuki: Today was fun, wasn't it

Enta: It was my first time seeing an animation cel!

Kazuki: A photo from today

Kazuki: Smooth as a dish

Kazuki: [image]

Enta: Seeing Kuji in a good mood is amusing, huh?

Kazuki: He was all nervously like "Can I ride in this rickshaw even if I'm not a kappa?"

Enta: lollll

Toi: [sticker – plate smash]

Kazuki: We even got to see a rare Kuji. Let's all go somewhere again!

Enta: Yeah!!!!!!

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked!? The current mission is "Raise the roof at Karaoke no Tetsujin!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Children of man, a collaboration with Karaoke no Tetsujin is in progress, ribbit. Please go and show your youthful boldness, ribbit."

Toi: I caught a cold. Pass.

Enta: OK!

Enta: Kazuki! I guess we'll just have to go by ourselves!

Enta: ヾ(・?・)？

Enta: ヾ(・?・)？？

Kazuki: Well, I'm not a very good singer, but… I can go after school today

Enta: Yay! After school it is!!

Enta: We really had a lot of fun today!

Kazuki: Yeah, I wish you could've joined us Kuji

Enta: Kazuki singing Soiya

[image – Kawausoiya ♪]

Enta: Kazuki singing Kappa

[image – After School Kappa ♪]

Toi: Looks like you got really into it even though you said you weren't good.

Enta: Today's achievements

[image]

Toi: You guys did Soiya way too much.

Kazuki: 'Cause I have to put on my Sara costume for Kappa

Toi: You don't really have to.

Kazuki: Soiya!

Enta: Soiya!

Kazuki: ヾ(・?・)？

Enta: ヾ(・?・)？？

Toi: I'm not saying it.

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Investigate the Toei Asakusa Line," ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Children of man. It seems as if a quiz game is being held on the Asakusa Line, ribbit. Please challenge it at once, ribbit."

Kazuki: A quiz, huh… I wonder if we'll be able to solve it

Enta: We'll be OK if we join forces!

Enta: Leave it to the Golden Combo!

Toi: I saw that before. This, right?

[image]

Kazuki: Besides Asakusa Station, it seems there's also quizzes at Shimbashi, Daimon, and Gotanda Stations, and if you write all the answers on a postcard and send it in, you'll get something

Toi: What's "something"?

Enta: [image – The Ryōunkaku, equipped with Japan's first elevator, is a ⬤⬤-story building. Hint: The ones place digit is a 2. Fill in the ⬤⬤!]

Enta: Uhh…? Umm… (＊’ ?’ ＊)？ 634 stories?

Toi: That's a different Tree. And that's 634 meters.

Kazuki: 64 stories?

Toi: At least read the hint.

Kazuki: Ahhh I don't know!

Enta: Kuji, we'll leave it to you!!

Toi: [sticker – plate smash]

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Enjoy the Animax Cafe+!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Children of man. Animax Cafe+ is currently doing a collaboration with Sarazanmai, ribbit. Please come see what it's like, ribbit."

Kazuki: They say it's in Harajuku

Enta: Ehh! Such an inner city vibe!!

Kazuki: Well, see you after school

Toi: Roger.

Kazuki: [image]

[image]

Kazuki: I ordered too much…

Toi: It's fine since there's three of us.

Enta: Bon appétit!!!

[image]

Enta: Captured it!!! The dream co-stars

Enta: Kazuki and Kappa Kazuki!!

Enta: In the end, it's Kazuki either way!!!!

Toi: Calm down.

Kazuki: Usually he's not there, but it seems like he happened to come today

Enta: We bought matching Kappazon t-shirts!!

[image]

Enta: A matching look with Kazuki!!

Toi: I bought one too, though.

Enta: ( ´ ☉?☉`) can't hear youuu

Kazuki: Even the music was Sarazanmai… it was really full-on Sarazanmai mode, wasn't it!

Kazuki: Let's all go have fun there again!

Enta: Yeah!!!!

Toi: You guys can go.

Enta: Sooo rebellious

Toi: It's stabbin' time!

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Let's go to the noitaminA Shop!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Children of man. A certain event at the noitaminA Shop is underway, ribbit. Please come see what it's like, ribbit."

Enta: The noitaminA Shop – that was where we had Kazuki's birthday party!

Enta: I wonder what this "certain event" is…?

Enta: …speaking of which, what day do you think today is?

o(○ ´ ? ` ○)o

Enta: Hint:

Enta:

I T ' S

M Y

Toi: It's your birthday.

Enta: So, let's meet there after school today!

Toi: I didn't say I was coming.

Enta: I'm here! Though Kuji was faster lol

[image]

Enta: Kaazuukii!? Are you here yet?

Kazuki: Sorry! I just realized my phone died

Have fun today, you two!

Enta: ( ´ ・ω・ `) boooring

Toi: Is it OK if I go home?

Toi: Today's Jinnai.

[image]

Enta: Kazuki! I got tons of birthday wishes today!

Kazuki: That's great

Toi: [image]

Toi: Here, for you.

Enta: Hey!! Why didn't you say anything before!!

Enta: Or give them to me before!! I'm already home now!!

Toi: We can go again and use them next time.

Kazuki: I have to think of a present too. Enta, happy birthday

Enta: K-Kazukiiii!!

[sticker – thanks]

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Check out the SuperGroupies aniware Sarazanmai collaboration!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Children of man. Please come and refine your fashion sense at SuperGroupies, ribbit."

Kazuki: Fashion sense

Enta: I'm pretty confident about mine!

Toi: I'm not interested in that one iota.

Enta: Ah! This t-shirt! It looks like the one Kazuki has!

[image]

Kazuki: Yeah, that frog has been my favorite recently

Toi: Don't know about wearing it front of Keppi.

Kazuki: This backpack, it's the same pattern as on Toi's shell

[image]

Toi: There's a nice spot to put a ruler into, too.

Enta: That's your criteria!?

Enta: Kazukiii! What about meee?? What do you think's good for me???

Kazuki: What about this? It's yellow

Kazuki: [image]

Enta: Ohh! That's nice!! Especially that Golden Combo mark!!!

Toi: They also had these

[image]

Enta: Our favorite colors, and they form a gradient!!

Enta: We can match! Me and Kazuki!

[sticker – thanks]

Kazuki: I can tell that those are pretty fashionable

Enta: Right!! Over summer break, let's wear these and go out and play!

Toi: We have final exams before that, you know.

Enta: Don't remind me of nasty stuff!

[SMS leak!?] PR-devoted Keppi and the 8th grade trio's SMS screenshots have been leaked again!? This time it's "Investigate the TSUTAYA Asakusa ROX store's 'official special shop'!", ribbit (・∈∋・)☆ #sarazanmai

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Keppi: "Children of man. Please go scout out the TSUTAYA Asakusa ROX store, ribbit.

Enta: We got to the TSUTAYA Asakusa ROX store!!

[image]

Kazuki: I'm a little embarrassed seeing that big illustration of us

Enta: It looks like they have all sorts of goods, too! Maybe I'll get some of Kazuki's~!

Toi: The back side has our kappa forms.

Enta: Kappa Toi's eyes look so mean!

Ah, that's always!

Enta: [image]

Toi: You always say too much.

Enta: Huh? Hey, what are you eating?

Toi: Ningyo-yaki. Bought some before I got here.

Enta: Not fair! Invite me!

Kazuki: Maybe we should get some on the way home from the shrine shops

Enta: Agreed!!

Enta: Truly, when you go to Asakusa, you need to get ningyo-yaki!

Kazuki: They're so delicious when freshly-baked

Toi: You guys are still eating too much. You'll be too full for dinner.

[image]

Enta: Ahh! Sis will get mad at me…!

Kazuki: Well then, want to race to the kappa place to empty our stomachs?

Toi: Huh?

Kazuki: Alright… start!

Enta: Wait~! Kazukii~!

Toi: Give me a break…

whoops i never did this one sorry

㋐ See also: Wordplay in Sarazanmai ㋐