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John Harbaugh telling the story of when he tried to convince Ozzie to get a new receiver

00:00 - 00:05 So I walk into Ozzies office after seeing the Dolphins are trying to shop Landry

00:05 - 00:07 We gotta get him in here. Joe always throws a checkdown on 3rd down

00:07 - 00:10 Landry never runs routes past the sticks

00:11 - 00:16 It's a match made in Heaven. He's going to set the single season catch record by week 14

00:17 - 00:21 He looks me dead in the face and says "I'm sure Perriman can get the job done"

00:21 - 00:24 Perriman

00:29 - 00:31 Perriman

00:31 - 00:34 Perriman had 10 catches the whole season and had less yards than Maxx Williams

00:38 - 00:40 Perriman

00:41 - 00:47 Have you seen him get thrown a pass when the nearest defender is 5 yards away? It's like he's trying to catch a frisbee

00:47 - 00:50 He may be fast, but I close my eyes when Joe throws to him

00:50 - 00:56 I'd rather put Webb and his two bad knees out there than trust Perriman

00:58 - 00:59 Mark Walburg could play receiver for us

00:59 - 01:01 You saw him in that Eagles movie, right?

01:04 - 01:06 I thought about putting an ad on Craigslist

01:06 - 01:08 Looking for anyone with 10 fingers and a pulse

01:13 - 01:14 Perriman

01:14 - 01:16 I'm conviced he's trying to get me fired

01:16 - 01:20 Talking about having a "fire sale at the receiver position"

01:21 - 01:27 It's like he's trying to teach us all a lesson like the guy from Saw. "I want to play a game"

01:35 - 01:36 "You hate every receiver I've drafted"

01:36 - 01:39 "Let's see how you do with 12 tight ends and 6 running backs"

01:41 - 01:44 But really though. I believe in Ozzie and I think he's great

01:44 - 01:47 I think he's going to try and make a splash since it's his last year

01:47 - 01:49 He's going to hit a home run this year

01:50 - 01:53 Who am I kidding? He's going to draft an Alabama linebacker

01:54 - 01:56 Alabama linebacker

01:56 - 01:58 We should trade for Nick Foles at this point

01:58 - 02:02 At least he caught a touchdown this year. That's more than can be said about Perriman

02:05 - 02:07 Perriman

02:10 - 02:11 Our receiv

02:11 - 02:13 Our receiv

02:15 - 02:17 Our receivers are so bad that

02:17 - 02:20 They should be arrested for robbery. We're paying these guys millions for nothing

02:21 - 02:28 Now I know how the Cardinals felt when none of their wide receivers caught a touchdown. The only issue is that our guys couldn't even catch a cold

02:29 - 02:30 No way it's that bad

02:30 - 02:32 You're right. It's worse

02:36 - 02:39 We paid Joe so much money that we can't afford 2-ply toilet paper

02:40 - 02:42 You have to fold it 5 times every time you take a dump at the castle

02:50 - 02:55 All it's good for wiping away your tears at night when you cry

02:56 - 02:58 Who would be your dream receiver?

02:58 - 03:04 Anyone at this point. The Steelers have like 5 of them and every year they get another one

03:04 - 03:09 It's like their GM is DJ Khaled when they get into the later rounds

03:09 - 03:11 "Anotha one"

03:16 - 03:20 Ozzie is so bad at this

03:23 - 03:26 How many times can you miss on first round receiver talent?