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00:00 - 00:03 Chairman Pao, We've noticed increased activity on /r/fatpeoplehate

00:04 - 00:05 They have amassed over 150,000 subs

00:05 - 00:07 feelings have been hurt here, and here

00:08 - 00:12 If something isn't done about it

00:12 - 00:15 we risk losing all SJW street cred.

00:17 - 00:19 Let's just ban /r/fatpeoplehate.

00:19 - 00:21 What's the worst that could happen?

00:24 - 00:26 Chairman Pao...

00:27 - 00:28 Projections...

00:31 - 00:33 Projections show this could cause a shitstorm

00:34 - 00:36 the likes of which we've never seen.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who isn't an admin, get out.

01:13 - 01:15 This could cause a shitstorm?!

01:15 - 01:17 You think I care about a shitstorm?!

01:18 - 01:23 There are feelings being hurt! We can't allow that on reddit!

01:25 - 01:28 If we don't stand up for the fatties

01:29 - 01:31 who do you think is going to??

01:31 - 01:34 You think they CHOSE to be fat?

01:34 - 01:37 They were born this way and don't deserve criticism!

01:37 - 01:40 People can be healthy at any size!

01:40 - 01:42 Chairman Pao, healthy at any size doesn't even make sense.

01:42 - 01:46 Fuck off! Have you even read your SJW guidebook?!

01:46 - 01:48 Chairman Pao, you can't be fat and healthy.

01:48 - 01:52 Goddamnit! You sound like a shitlord!

01:53 - 01:54 You obviously don't know anything.

01:56 - 01:57 My doctor told me that working out could hurt me!

01:57 - 02:00 And I only eat 9000 calories a day.

02:00 - 02:03 I'm fat, and I'm healthy!

02:04 - 02:08 /r/fatpeoplehate is just jealous because I have curves!

02:08 - 02:13 I'm fat and I'm sexy! Fuck the shitlords!

02:14 - 02:16 This is the unacceptable on my internet!

02:17 - 02:21 "Healthy at any size" doesn't make sense? Fuck you!

02:27 - 02:29 I can't even believe this shit.

02:30 - 02:34 Don't you care about feelings on the internet?

02:34 - 02:36 People have been triggered.

02:41 - 02:42 It's not like they could just block /r/fatpeoplehate

02:43 - 02:47 or not click on the links that make it to the front page.

02:48 - 02:53 We have to protect their feels. It's our job.

02:54 - 02:56 There is no bigger problem on reddit

02:56 - 02:59 than /r/fatpeoplehate existing.

03:00 - 03:02 Don't you dare tell me otherwise.

03:04 - 03:07 It'll be alright. Chairman Pao knows what she's doing.

03:14 - 03:16 I'm sorry you guys.

03:19 - 03:23 I shouldn't have oppressed you by yelling.

03:25 - 03:26 I'm sorry.

03:31 - 03:33 It's just...

03:40 - 03:46 I can't lose my SJW street cred

03:46 - 03:49 I had to start a ponzi scheme to get that.