Anonymous asked: Hi! do you think literary starbucks could extend to the marvel universe? (captain america, iron man...) LOVE YOU

Captain America orders an americano, Tony Stark orders off his own secret menu that he designed himself. They’re all really complicated frappuccinos with tons of different flavors but like 5 shots of expresso in each. Cap is appalled at Tony’s inability to just order off the regular menu. Tony buys out Starbucks and tells the baristas not to serve anything to Bucky Barnes. Boom. Civil War.

Also the baristas* have cut Clint Barton off from any more caffeine because he was coming in three times each morning.





*it was Kate Bishop and she paid them off