December is here, and that means Christmas is just a few weeks off. While all the fun and unique products J-List sells are popular this time of year with our customers, we’re always surprised at how many people pick up some of our signature ero toys this month. So we thought we’d do the first-ever J-List Onahole Toy Buyers’ Guide, with our recommendations for naughty toys for all the bad little boys out there. (A separate buyer’s guide for toys for women is here.) So whether you’re buying something for that special person in your life, or for yourself, we hope you love these ideas and pick some up during our 50% EMS sale and bring joy this Christmas!

First up is a toy that’s been super popular this year, the Inwaku Suggestion, made by Japanese onahole maker Maccos. A “dual use toy” (our codeword for a sex toy with both vaginal and anal holes to use), it’s been a huge seller.

I like that Maccos products come with stories printed right on the side of the box. In this case, a girl is waiting for you in your classroom, ready to confess her feelings for you. One thing leads to another, and her panties come off, and you take her on the floor of the classroom.

You can read a detailed review of this onahole here.

Another solid onahole we have to recommend in this onahole buyer’s guide comes from Toy’s Heart, the company best known for their design and manufacturing innovations. This is the Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin, an incredible toy that’s the most popular onahole in the history of J-List.

It’s actually two onaholes in one: a softer outer toy with a firmer inner onahole inside, simulating penetrating a girl while her muscles are tensed. It’s quite amazing, and comes with awesome Gichi Gichi Virgin Lotion, which is properly “scented.” The experience is quite amazing.

Read a full review of the Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin toy here.

We love innovative toys that are clever and interesting, and one toy line that fits this description is the Doubles series, which have two holes to use, a larger and more experienced side and a tighter, virgin side, so you can choose which one to use when you’re relaxing after a hard day at work.

While these toys are the only “open type” we sell — meaning that the other end is open, so you have to be careful of possible liquid spillage — they’re cheap and fun and get the job done.

Read reviews of the Doubles Mother and Daughter toy and the Doubles Elder and Younger Sister onahole. If “hard” (firmer) sex toys are your thing, we’ve also got a post about the Hard Doubles Mother and Daughter toy you can read.

One of our favorite companies is Tamatoys, the onahole maker that’s defined themselves by making “parody” versions of our favorite anime girls. One of their most popular products is the Slave Maid Breeding Rem onahole, which lets you have sexy times with everyone’s blue-haired maid, Rem from Re: Zero.

The use of actual toys or objects from the 3D world to simulate 2D characters is referred to as 2.5D. Read a separate review of this toy here!

Finally for our onahole buyer’s guide is a fun joke gift to get for a friend, the “Ass-tolfo” parody onahole, which simulates the sweet hole of Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha. Especially fun to get for a friend who likes anime but doesn’t know the secret of this particular character. Also by Tamatoys.

It’s the dankest gift you could ever get for someone! Read a review of the Astolfo parody hole here.

Thanks for checking out our Christmas onahole buyer’s guide and may this Christmas bring you great joy.

All J-List adult orders are shipped in a discrete and careful manner, with no indication of any adult contents. Also, we have a new, higher level of privacy for you too: an Anonymous Shipping Service (A.S.S.) in which your order will be carefully repacked in generic packaging, with the outer box removed.