Look, you guys! Tom Arnold has finally found someone who’s willing to hang out with him: Michael Cohen!

Last weekend I flew to New York City to catch up with and thank Michael Cohen. He has a ton of new Trump material to share was congressional investigators. He has illegal business activity. He has crazy insane stuff. Michael is a meticulous note taker and impeccable with his word pic.twitter.com/TNEFN5UWtt — Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) April 5, 2019

Donald Trump used to think so, too. How nice that he and Tom have that in common!

Cool. But “impeccable with his word” might be a bit of a reach. — JWo (@Jennifer_Worrel) April 5, 2019

Impeccable with his word? How about words like "ethics" or "loyalty" or "attorney client privilege?" Regardless of your thoughts on @POTUS, @MichaelCohen212 is trash. — Randy McClain (@jrmlitig8r) April 5, 2019

Aside from the lying part. — PeteInJersey (@PeteInJersey) April 5, 2019

Sure seems like someone is lying … Tom’s tweet is raising more than a few questions. And eyebrows.

I hate Trump but why couldn’t Cohen release all this info while he was under investigation? Why the last min info — john finsterbsuch (@jstickerbush) April 5, 2019

Um. Wasn't he supposed to have shared everything with FBI investigators already? I'm confused. — *I'M* Not Cosette (@Cosette2016) April 5, 2019

100 hours of intereviews with Meuller, numerous appearances before congress… and now this new stuff is found? Where was it and why did he forget about it up until now? Not hating .. just asking legit questions. — T.S.G. (@TSG_Toronto) April 5, 2019

Is Tom saying that Michael Cohen’s been holding back? Because we’re pretty sure that’s not how all this was supposed to work.

He's no hero. Why didn't he turn this in months ago?? — Barbara Marshall (@babsmarshall1) April 5, 2019

Assuming Cohen has more “Trump material to share,” that would suggest he withheld information from Robert Mueller and the FBI. And if it’s all just a bluff, well, then that would mean he’s just a liar whose character is not “impeccable” at all. In either case, Tom Arnold looks like a petty moron making excuses for another petty moron.

There is NO NEW material. Only stuff that he has obfuscated till now. If he is offering something now, his sentence should be summarily doubled. — realDonaldScion (@realDonaldScion) April 5, 2019

That is what you call a very desperate man willing to do anything to stay out of prison. Embarrassing you put so much faith in a weasel — Brenden Dankenbring (@BDankenbring) April 5, 2019

Embarrassing, yes. But not surprising. Weasels like to stick together.