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Last ( insert day of week) , the Colorado Rapids losing streak continued as they fell to (insert opponent) by a scoreline of (insert score). Defensive woes continued to be the thorn in the Rapids' side. Particularly costly mistakes from (insert player) put the Rapids on the back foot early in the match. Pablo Mastroeni pulled another fast one in his lineup decisions, surprisingly choosing (insert bench/reserve player) to start the game. Once again, Gaby Torres did not see any significant playing time, however. Things got even worse for the Rapids when (insert defensive player) took a knock and may now miss some time, making the backline (insert adverb) thin.