@analvelocity​ I need you to understand how much I hated this drawing. I’m already a terrible artist to start with and you have me try to emulate the style of another terrible artist and it just fucking compounded.

Thank you for entering the writing contest and writing such a great story. I’m proud that the promise of a commission from me was enough to get you to write 4,000+ words in a weekend. You’ve been a long-time reader and the support of you and the readers like you give me a reason to keep getting up and talking about comics all day.

All that said, fuck you for requesting this.