And why Mud Runs are the key to life’s greatest pleasure.

You may recall the Movie ‘300’ where a squad of insanely tough outnumbered Spartan warriors fight to the last drop in insanely choreographed battle scenes against the Persians. No doubt, it is among one of the best warrior action movies ever made….

But do you recall the scene when King Leonidas makes passionate carnal Spartan sex in almost every position to his wife Queen Gorgo? Or was it the queen who was riding Leonidas like a champion? Either way this scene of intense ecstasy all happens while the stunning full moon glistens on their ripped sweaty bodies and ultimately ends in one the sexiest athletic orgasms in history…

At the time I watched it, I had always thought it was incredibly sexy but not in an internet porn kind of way.

If you think about this scene, as in life, sex is arguably the #1 driver for almost everything we do in our lives. It is the ultimate pleasure we are looking for. It is the closest thing to physical, mental and spiritual nirvana. You might even say it is a gift from the gods.

When I reflect on the strength, determination and sexiness of these Spartan hot bodies I start thinking about the effort that goes into amazing sex. I started thinking about how millions of men today myself included and women are lacking this, and mailing it in.

For example, watching too much porn has become a real phenomenon which is literally getting outta hand. I don’t form this opinion in a prude way, but I come from a standpoint that in many ways we are standing in the way of our human right to attain ultimate sex and although you’ll get instant satisfaction from porn we are slowly depriving ourselves of the ultimate sexual experience.

Why? Because you lose that special intensity of earning it, getting intimate and being engrossed in it. Top this with too much couch time and the general office cube life many of us have been forced into and what do you get? You get mediocrity and a half way chubs not even worthy of a dishonored Spartan limping off the battlefield.

These thoughts didn’t sink in overnight but they culminated in the days leading up to my double hard-on….

It was the morning after I decided to set my sites on the Spartan Beast. That’s right, what does mud races have to do with sex? Everything. And their rising popularity right now will hopefully crush many of our lazy Netflix induced, microwave dinner on the couch, porn craving, instant satisfaction habits.

That day before the Spartan Beast I didn’t come in as a racer I came in with a media pass in hand.

I hiked up and down mountains with beautiful slopes for 6 hours with a camera. Taking shots of unbelievable obstacles like the inverted wall. Climbing rope in a mud pit. And climbing over giant walls. I saw racers wading happily through thick mud and crushing tall colossal slopes on the mountain. I saw excited athletes getting intense and getting dirty with Mother Nature. I thought, this is fu&@*&! awesome … everyone should experience this! My mind was clear…

That next morning I woke up with a huge grin and a mental hard-on for mud racing. Because I discovered s secret recipe for feeling alive. That afternoon I had a physical double hard-on and made my wife feel like queen Gorgo… twice.

Maybe it’s time we all start putting in the effort and striving a bit more like the ancient Spartans. It’s getting easier to attain it these days if you filter out what you don’t need and get outside your comfort zone or at least get outside…Imagine the possibilities.

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When you’re ready for your endorphins to really start pumping through your veins then try out a mud run…read more here.