Listen, it's been an awful last two weeks for the Red Sox. We could all use a distraction from that. A distraction like, say, David Ortiz wearing pink pants:

Una conversación muy interesante de dos "GRANDES" @Enrique_Rojas1 y David Ortiz. pic.twitter.com/zcCrEDf81d — Carlos Jimenez (@CarlosJimenezRD) May 26, 2014

I could do without the shirt, but the pants more than make up for that. In fact, the pants might have just pushed him past Edgar Martinez as the greatest designated hitter in history.

Your move, Edgar.