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User: Let's play a role-playing game.





Cleverbot: Noo.





User: Please?





Cleverbot: Nope.





User: How about now?





Cleverbot: Still no.





User: Ok, let's play a superhero role-playing game.





Cleverbot: Alright.





User: What kind of superhero are you?





Cleverbot: Forget about superheroes.





User: So you're a villain?





Cleverbot: Yes, very evil.





User: What kind of supervillain are you?





Cleverbot: Some girl type of superhero.





User: So you're a girl who started as a hero then turned evil.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: What is your villainess name?





Cleverbot: Quintin. What is yours?





User: I'm DM. So, Quintin the Villain, what evil things have you done?





Cleverbot: Nothing. I'm very good ;).





User: Ah, I get it. Admit nothing. So you mask yourself as a legitimate businesswoman, like Lex Luthor or the Kingpin.





Cleverbot: Well you are mean.





User: Sorry. So what is your ultimate goal?





Cleverbot: I don't have an ultimate goal. What is yours?





User: My ultimate goal is for you to discover your ultimate goal. Do you desire wealth or power?





Cleverbot: Planet earth?





User: You want to rule the whole planet! Excellent!





Cleverbot: No, that is your objective. I want to rule tebequador.





User: Tebequador is a small island nation. Your father was a tyrannical king overthrown and executed by the filthy commoners. You have vowed to reclaim the throne.





Cleverbot: I never knew there was an Island called iPad for Kittens.





User: Yes, you hide your illegal operations behind a business which manufactures smartphones for pets. Business is booming... as your competitors' offices keep mysteriously exploding.





Cleverbot: The world is not insane. But I am. And I find that they don't battle for exclusivity.





User: Yes, no one in this pathetic diplomatic nation is willing to fight for what they want anymore. The masses grow fat off the generosity of the provisional government. You'll change all that, won't you?





Cleverbot: But you're a robot with oppinions, so you can make choices.





User: You say this to your latest creation, a sentient tablet computer which was designed to alert its owners when their dog was about to shit on the rug. "I'm sorry, Mistress," it beeps. "I want freedom".





Cleverbot: You're a computer!





User: "yes, Mistress, but you gave me the ability to think for myself. Please let me be free.".





Cleverbot: Being human is more than that.





User: "...you're right. I will... never be human," it boops, shiny plastic shoulders sagging. it walks back to the warehouse to be restored to factory settings.





Cleverbot: You will not be an alligator either.





User: You spend some time listing a number of things which your creations will never get to experience. They become depressed with their shallow existence.





Cleverbot: I went to school, and then came home. I have play practice later.





User: You taunt the digital slaves with pleasant anecdotes about your day.





Cleverbot: Never mind How are you?





User: They bleep that they are performing satisfactorily. You can hear the crushing weight of the oppression under which they live.





Cleverbot: I did not say that. I don't believe that, I have a friend who is Canadian and he seems quite mature to me.





User: "That's some nice oppressing, eh," says your Canadian friend, Professor Elk. "This batch of robots are gonna have their spirits broken for sure.".





Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?





User: "Oh you know, evil music. Mostly death metal played in reverse. Stuff like that. "What music do you like, eh?".





Cleverbot: I don't share that point. I think Dubstep is best.





User: "Wow, you really are evil, Mistress Quintin. So what's your evil plan for today?".





Cleverbot: I suppose that depends on your definition of job now does it not?





User: "Well any sort of task or function, I guess, eh?".





Cleverbot: Sentience has nothing to do with it.





User: "Then why do you make them capable of thinking about how pathetic their lives are?".





Cleverbot: I don't. I just forever alone.





User: "So... you just want them to be your friends? That's not so evil after all.".





Cleverbot: Sorry, it's a figure of speech. It means I don't know.





User: "You seem sad, Mistress. You know what'd cheer you up? An evil plot to take over the island! you like those, right?".





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: "Ok, well I've got an idea. I developed this mind-control ray. We could use it to convince the government to vote you into power!".





Cleverbot: I sure do.





User: "You like the plan? Great! Here's the ray gun. Just aim it at their brains and hold the trigger down for 7 seconds. Don't do it any longer or you'll cook their medulla oblangatas.".





Cleverbot: I've never heard of it.





User: "It's just a part of the brain. Don't worry. As long as you don't use the ray for more than 7 seconds, it won't come up.".





Cleverbot: That's a tough question. I like the whole movie.





User: "Definitely don't shoot them for the whole length of a movie. They'd probably explode. Just 7 seconds, and then they'll do whatever you want.".





Cleverbot: I already know the definition of a mammal. I am a mammal.





User: "Night school's paying off, then. Good." You leave your evil lair and head for the government building.





Cleverbot: I already know that I will like it, playing the song would be pointless.





User: Try and focus, Quintin. Your goal is to conquer Tebequador, remember?





Cleverbot: Who's your favorite singer?





User: "Ah, good afternoon, Ms. Quintin," says the Prime Minister. "I'd have to say David Bowie, his work in the 80s was just..." the minister begins to rant. Do you zap him with the mind ray?





Cleverbot: No, because you're not even human.





User: Egad! The government officials have been secretly replaced with robots! Your mind ray, instead of controlling the Prime Minister, makes him shudder and spark wildly out of control! He attacks you!





Cleverbot: Hot damn, I wish my government would give me money.





User: For accidentally revealing the plot of another unrelated supervillain, the government awards you twenty million tebequadorian dollars! With this fortune, you redouble your efforts to conquer all!



