DONALD Trump is bored of politics and wants to do something else now.



The 70-year-old president-elect spent almost 20 minutes pretending to listen to a security briefing from the CIA, before telling the US Army to build a golf course on the moon.



He said: “I get it, I’m the boss. Sure, Congress, whatever. But when do I get an eagle to perch on my arm?

“Anyway, I want to create the most beautiful golf course the moon has ever seen. Beautiful, just beautiful. You won’t believe it.”



Drumming his fingers on his desk, he added: “Okay, what else? Can I pass a law today? Maybe annex some territory?

“Hey, imagine how impressed Putin would be if I defeated Isis this afternoon.

“Let’s do that. Yeah, we’re going to do that. We are going to do that.”