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<strong>Beliefs:</strong> We worship the almighty game. Tetris = God. God > You. Thus we worship Tetris, in hopes that we will be provided with the blocks we need to complete our goal.<strong>Rituals:</strong>Each day of the week corresponds with an almighty block of Tetris. Monday is the line block. On this day you must dedicate 15 minutes of your day to waiting in line. Tuesday is the J block. On this day you must drink juice while jay-walking. Wednesday is the L block. On this day you must be as logical as possible. Keep in mind, questioning your deity would be illogical. He will smite you. Big time. Thursday is the square block. On this day you must mess stuff up for other people. show no remorse. Friday is the S block. On this day you must find a snake, and tell it a bedtime story. Preferably from Tetris: The Holy Text. Although stories involving Captain Underpants are also acceptable. Saturday is the T block. Drink some Orange god-dam pekoe. (that's a kind of tea btw,) Sunday is the Z block. On this day you must say Zed, instead of Zee. Like how the Canadians pronounce it. <strong>Holidays:</strong>On May 11th we celebrate Indian National Technology Day, and Minnesotan Statehood day.<em>trtguy</em>

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