I feel bad for this author, but then I remember that fucking commercial, and I hope sand gets packed in his ears by way of his taint.



He should file suit against his publicist and use this thread as evidence. I was hoping that Kickstarter takes a long time to update its stats, but this poor bastard still has a hot two (2!) backers at this point, after at least two days of exposure.



Don't try the hemlock, I don't recommend it.