Hey, guys, thanks for stopping by our office. We know you have a lot of work this morning, but would you mind stepping inside for a second? This won't take long. Please, have a seat. And close the door behind you. Thanks.

Look, we know it's been unusually warm weather outside and we're happy you're enjoying it. But we've heard from a few others that some of you have been showing in wildly inappropriate attire. Take, for example, what happened at right.

Can you explain this?

OK. Fine. Yes, it was hot out, but this kind of look at Dolores Park on a child's swing set is not okay. It's just not. And you know this. While we've reluctantly relaxed the dress code on teevas (ugh), flip flops (vomit), and crocs (only you can stop foot rape) due to the heat, sporting a g-string (with an XY chromosome, no less) is verboten.

From this point forward, we need you to not do this, OK? That, or take this kind of aesthetic to the other side of Valencia Street or the Playa where it belongs. Let us know if none of this is clear to you.

Other than that, you all have been doing a bang-up job. That's all.