My present became famous when a fellow redditor, who works for UPS, took a picture of it in transit: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/n74ir/having_a_job_at_ups_i_dont_see_much_reddit_at/

There was much speculating about its contents. There were many guesses but, in the end, everyone was mistaken. It was not a human head, a kitten, raw chicken, or cookies.

My super Santa got me a copy of Skyrim and Gears of War 3! They will make the season brighter and help keep the stress levels down. I'll be fragging Reapers instead of in-laws!

Thank you so much ehferking!