Hello everyone .

Most of us who have been to the gym at least once has seen one of these personages.

1 – The guy that is exploding in muscles. Yes, this is the typical fit guy, that you avoid eye contact with because he’s too ‘hot’ but at the same time too vain . Plus you don’t want him to think that you are interested in him … Even tough you are a little bit… At least physically.You often feel confronted by his attitude, the way he goes really aggressive to use the machines provided , it’s like he’s doing this purposely to irritate you. He is the man, he’s there not to ‘mess about ‘… When he’s not looking in your direction you look at him mesmerised , but you know that he doesn’t even care about your existence , is too busy checking himself .

2- The make up girl in shorts . I must confess I’ve been the make up girl wearing shorts . Until I realised that it wasn’t that appropriated . The make up girl is the girl that obviously wears make up for gym and dresses the way she dresses because she’s confident enough on her own skin to care about ‘unknown ‘ people’s opinions . Personally I don’t see the point when people fuss about girls wearing makeup to gym. As far as I am concerned we have the right to wear it whenever we want where we want.

3- The awkward observer. This is usually a guy that pretends that he’s doing quite a lot of exercise when we all know he’s there only to check the female population . You see him as a creepy and avoid any type of communication with him.

4- The annoying gym staff that wants to start a conversation at all costs with you. Do you need help? Are you ok? Hey you alright? I honestly hope that CCTV is recording this , your manager needs to know your ‘weird’ behaviour not acceptable for a professional. Well the best option in this case is to pretend to be listen to music with your earphones, loudly.

5- The inseparable couple. Honestly gym is not a place to bring your other half . Everyone is there to be in peace from looking to people who are constantly kissing and caressing each other. The couple normally go to all machines together, dance together is like they’re in there all by themselves , while they put everyone in awkward situations.

6- The inspirational person . This is someone who’s the best person to have next to you at the gym in all occasions . That person stays on each machine at least 20 min , they can be sweating all over the place but they don’t lament and keep going … You look at them and you feel so motivated so empowered . If they can you can do it too.

7- The ones that don’t respect the times to use the machines. My previous gym was small and there was a time limit to use the machines per person , usually it was 20 minutes. Some individuals simply couldn’t care less who’s next. They are there and will stay there until they feel they’re done for the day. I’ve been to several situations that was made to stand in front of the person to see if she/he got the hint that his/ her time was indeed up .Camon we all want to use the machines – Could you kindly get out of the way ? Thank you Sir.

These are mines what are yours?

Thank you.

Smashing real