Two guy's bump into each other crossing the street

Guy 1- "Ay, watch it asshole."

Guy 2- "You watch it asshole"

Guy 1- "Who you callin an asshole, asshole?"

Guy 2- "I'm calling you an asshole, ya fuckin asshole!"

Taxi driver- "Both you fuckin assholes, shut the fuck up and get out of my fuckin way"

Guy 2- "Hey calm down asshole we're having a conversation here"

Guy 1- "Yeah fuck off immigrant asshole, I'll move when I'm done calling this guy an asshole"

This goes on for 5 minutes, all the while several assholes get involved in the conflict. Then they all stab eachother, and because the city is filthy they all get tetanus. Bystanders look on, smoking copious amounts of Newports, thinking "what a bunch of fuckin assholes". And below them on the subway, there is a homeless man beating off on the train