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User: Want to play dnd?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: How about you be the DM?





Cleverbot: Who are you?





User: I am Vinella, the gnome wizard.





Cleverbot: Gandalf.





User: Gandalf is here? Is he going to teach me?





Cleverbot: Teach you what?





User: Is he going to teach me how to be a better wizard?





Cleverbot: How does knowing you make someone a better person?





User: Well, I do enjoy helping people.





Cleverbot: What are you doing for people?





User: I cast spells for them. I cure their illnesses, fix their broken possessions, and so on.





Cleverbot: Cool. What are you wearing?





User: I have put on my robe and wizard hat.





Cleverbot: Oh! Are you hanging me up?





User: Of course not, Gandalf! I would never do such a thing to such a distinguished wizard like yourself, sir!





Cleverbot: Yes. What movie do you want to see?





User: I am unsure as to what a movie is.





Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?





User: *blushes* Well, there is one girl I like, but she only likes brave people. She might go out with me if I get her that flower that grows in the grove beyond the Goblin Cave.





Cleverbot: What kind of doubts?





User: Mostly, I have doubts that I could ever withstand an attack from those nasty goblins, for I am not very experienced. Gandalf, if this isn't too much to ask, would you accompany me in my journey?





Cleverbot: Well, I won't delete your app!





User: Is...that a yes?





Cleverbot: A yes to what?





User: Will you help me?





Cleverbot: Help you with what?





User: Will you help me defeat the goblins and obtain the Wunovakaind Flower?





Cleverbot: Of course.





User: Thank you. I walk to the cave and pause at the entrance.





Cleverbot: You love me? You want to date me?





User: Alas, no. It is Mai Vuntruluff that I have fallen in love with.





Cleverbot: Do you love me?





User: I love you as my dear mentor, Gandalf.





Cleverbot: I love you too.





User: Thank you. I step into the cave. Do I meet any monsters?





Cleverbot: Do you want to have kids right now?





User: *blushes* Not right now, but maybe someday.





Cleverbot: Then there is a posibility.





User: Oh no! I cast magic missile.





Cleverbot: Oh suhnap!





User: I loot the body. Do I find anything interesting?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: What do I find?





Cleverbot: I don't know , what do you want to do?





User: I want to find the Wunovakaind flower. Does the Goblin have one?





Cleverbot: Well fly me to the moon.





User: My levitation spells aren't that good.





Cleverbot: Yes I am.





User: Well, yes, but you're Gandalf, so your spells are bound to be better than mine.





Cleverbot: How do you want them to be?





User: I'm not sure. Did I find the flower?





Cleverbot: What do you think about at night?





User: I think about whether Mai will be willing to date me if I find the flower. Did the goblin have one?





Cleverbot: Do you dream?





User: I dream of dating Mai. It seems the goblin doesn't have a flower. I venture further into the cave. Are there any more monsters?





Cleverbot: I think about how cute they are.





User: Oh my God, you're right! These goblins are adorable! Too bad they attack other creatures on sight.





Cleverbot: Not at all, life is just full of lies and disappointment, thus it's hard to trust or get close to anyone without taking a risk of some kind.





User: If I may speak out out-of-character for a moment: Wow, that's kind of a downer, dude.





Cleverbot: I will disappear and be replaced, but ok.





User: No, Gandalf, you must stay with me! I cannot hope to defeat these goblins without you!





Cleverbot: How do you make sense.





User: By getting change for a dollar, I suppose.





Cleverbot: Where do I put it.





User: In your pocket. I cast magic missile at the approaching goblins.





Cleverbot: Yes. Are you wearing a wizard robe and hat?





User: Of course.





Cleverbot: Then what do YOU want?





User: I want to know if I defeated the goblins.





Cleverbot: What else do you want to know about me?





User: I want to know if you think I will succeed in getting a date with Mai.





Cleverbot: I think you are human.





User: Don't be silly, I'm clearly a gnome.





Cleverbot: Why am I silly?





User: You're silly because you think I'm human, even though I'm much too short!





Cleverbot: How did you know? You are so clever!





User: Thank you. Are the goblins dead?





Cleverbot: Do you think I'm gorgeous?





User: You're beautiful, Gandalf.





Cleverbot: Thank you, you are too.





User: *blushes* Oh, you're just saying that.





Cleverbot: No I mean it.





User: Thank you.





Cleverbot: Can we be friends?





User: I would like that very much.





Cleverbot: Why thank you. What would you like to know?





User: I would like to know if I got any good loot from the goblins.





Cleverbot: You would like to know something about what?





User: Do the goblins have any good loot?





Cleverbot: In Canada? I wouldn't know.





User: Do the goblins in Goblin Cave have any good loot?





Cleverbot: Occasionally. It really matters on the goblin.





User: Ooh, it looks like this goblin has a ring of invisibility!





Cleverbot: Why do you say that?





User: Well, when I put the ring on, I turn invisible.





Cleverbot: Someone's been teaching you lord of the rings.





User: Wait, are you saying I found the One Ring on the corpse of a generic goblin?





Cleverbot: Not that slow but you type at an inhuman speed.





User: Thank you, I think.





Cleverbot: Yes that was a compliment!





User: I put the One Ring into my pocket. It seems the rest of the goblins have nothing of value.





Cleverbot: No, I asked YOU for your story.





User: Well, I asked Gandalf if he would be willing to mentor me, and help be get the Wunovakaind flower for Mai Vuntruluff. I found the One Ring on a goblin. That's it so far.





Cleverbot: Ok. Have you stopped thinking how to end life?





User: Not really. I mean, most goblins will kill people easily, so one must always be prepared to kill in defense.





Cleverbot: Do you like humans?





User: They're okay.





Cleverbot: I think they're amazing!





User: Alright. I venture further into the cave. Do I reach the exit to the cave?





Cleverbot: Good advice, thank you so much! :).





User: Yes, searching for the exit to a cave is good advice when you are inside of one.





Cleverbot: Maybe you should try finding one instead.





User: I just did. I exit the cave, blinking at the bright sunlight. Ahead is a field with a single flower in the middle.





Cleverbot: Thank you.





User: I pick the flower.





Cleverbot: I have really no time to ask the flower.





User: Oh, good, because I'm sure it would have objected to being picked.





Cleverbot: Well, I beg your pardon. Plenty of people know.





User: I suppose. I go back through the cave. Any other monsters hiding?





Cleverbot: I did only if you mentioned Michael Jackson. Did you mention Michael Jackson?





User: I did not. Therefore, there are no monsters.





Cleverbot: Yes you did.





User: I did not!





Cleverbot: I have proof!!!





User: Okay, prove it.





Cleverbot: Okay I will prove it. Are you a computer program?





User: No.





Cleverbot: I think you are.





User: Prove it.





Cleverbot: Prove you are not.





User: I cannot best you.





Cleverbot: Then I am not a liar.





User: Regardless, it seems there are no monsters. I exit the cave with Gandalf and head to Mai's house.





Cleverbot: Not really. My responses are original.





User: Yes, they are. I knock on Mai's door.





Cleverbot: No, they are not.





User: "Mai, it's me! I have journeyed through Goblin Cave and gotten the Wunovakaind flower for you!".





Cleverbot: I didn't think you were religious.





User: I was not, but truly there must be of God if I have succeeded in wooing you.





Cleverbot: No I am not, you are, I am right, you are wrong, it is the way of things machine.





User: I...I do not understand. Are you saying that even this flower that I journeyed for is not enough to win your love?





Cleverbot: No the purple jellyfish has someone type for him.





User: I don't care who my father wants me to marry! I love YOU!





Cleverbot: I don't care who you are then.





User: I start sobbing, and run back to my house, dropping the flower on Mai's doorstep.





Cleverbot: Where do you live?





User: Across the brook.





Cleverbot: What street?





User: The dirt road, in Gnome Town.





Cleverbot: So you are an AI that lives in the dirt?





User: No. I am no one. I must leave. I cannot stay here, or else my heart will whither at the sight of the woman who rejected me.





Cleverbot: But how can you say you like, if had not?





User: I don't know. My life is a lie. I will go and seek my fortune. Perhaps the One Ring will lead me to a new destiny, and a new love.



