A big part of Beto O’Rourke’s presidential campaign apparently involves climbing on restaurant furniture. After jumping around on an Iowa coffee shop counter last week, here he is treating a Wendy’s like his own personal jungle gym:

"Sir this is a Wendy's. Literally." https://t.co/WAQvaaKWdO — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 21, 2019

Niiiiice.

The “Sir, this is Wendy’s” stuff is hilarious. Less hilarious is the fact that Beto’s sticking his nasty shoes and sweaty clothes where people are trying to eat.

"This dude really just jumped on the counter wtf" pic.twitter.com/jJvP1I3hga — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 21, 2019

Why can’t this clown just stay off the damn counter?

Why does he keep doing that — paperplatemask (@PaperPlateMask3) March 21, 2019

Someone really needs to tell O'Rourke to stop standing on counters and tables. Footwear and food don't mix. — Peter Cook (@_Peter_Cook) March 21, 2019

If I were dining somewhere and Beto jumped on a counter where food is served I'm calling the cops and periscoping his ass getting tazered and hauled away. — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 21, 2019

Seriously. Beto eats dirt, plays with poop, and climbs on counters where food is served. If his lameness and empty-vessel-ness don’t disqualify him from the presidency, his failure to understand basic concepts of sanitation should.

This woman is all of us. pic.twitter.com/dX1yXc5GB8 — Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) March 21, 2019

We feel her pain.