Weird Al's Post Financial Disaster Bling-A-Thon Posted by Pile (11106 views) [E-Mail link] [ Music ]

[ Humor ] Weird Al Yankovic has a new song out which addresses how the rapper lifestyle will change in the aftermath of the current financial crisis. Hilarious and poignant....







And if you thought this wasn't based in reality:









Lyrics:



Hey girl,

You know our economy's in the toilet

But Im still going to treat you right



I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah



Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice

And we can clip coupons all night

And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah



Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please

Like Burger King or Mickey Ds

And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah



Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy

When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply

Want it, you can get it, my dear

I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah



You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen

Got a cupboard full of 'em, Ill keep 'em coming

You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it

Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it



Pork and beans and Minute Rice

And we can play Cribbage all night

And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah



I can take you to the laundromat downtown

And watch all the clothes go round and round

And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)

I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah



Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo

You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio

Seven dollar bills rolled

Up inside my plastic billfold

Buy you a bagel even if it isnt day old

And you never ever gotta wear your sisters old clothes

As long as Im still assistant manager at Kinkos

Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl

You aint got to pay me, thats the way that I roll



My chick can have want she want

At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want

I know girl you aint never had a man like that

Who doesnt make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah



You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday

But thats kind of far and Im not made of cash

Do you think you could chip in for gas?

Mac and Cheese would be all right

But lets send out for pizza tonight

And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)

I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah



Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'

Now I can get free HBO

And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah



And you can always ride the city bus

Got a stack of tokens just for us

Yo, my wallets fat and full of ones

Its all about the Washingtons, thats right



You want White Castle, need White Castle

Long as you got me it wont be no hassle

You want it, well get it, just dont be a hater

If I grab a bunch of napkins for later



Thrift store jeans on sale half-price

The underwear at Goodwill is nice

And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah



Baby, I can give you anything you please

Even share my government cheese

And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)

I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah





says

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