Note: Due to the nature of this review, we wish to save face and not disclose the name of our provider and instead will name her Helen.

Overview

Deadball is not your average delivery health shop. This is good if you are looking for something different rather than your average sex shop that always advertises “idol level beauty!” or “SSS class escort.” That’s why places that wish to stand out offer things like MILFs, small breasts, or even pregnant women. Deadball is none of these. Instead they offer ugly Japanese escorts. Yes, they offer ugly escorts; girls who are fat, have crooked teeth, and even grandmas. We at Tokyo Night Style like to venture off to uncharted territory and that’s why we bring to you this insane escort review.

The Shop / Hotel

Concept

If you check out their official homepage, you can see the cast of women they have on schedule and rather than having them pose sexy and look good for the camera, it’s as if they are trying to humiliate the girls instead. Some of them have questionable poses, whether it is doing silly exercises, to one of the grandmas with her false teeth on display in her hand. Who can argue that they are not one of a kind? Because of their novelty, the shop has become quite popular, spawning three shops: one in Ikebukuro, Uguisudani, and Nishikawa Guchi. More evidence to their popularity is hundreds to thousands of people visiting their shop page a day. Wow!

With the name Deadball, the owner probably takes a liking to baseball. The wording is the same as well with “play ball” meaning “begin service,” “game set” meaning “service end,” and “rookie” meaning “new face.”

Price

The pricing varies based on girl and usually starts at 8,000 Yen for 70 mins. Some girls are as low as 6,000 Yen, while others are higher.

Staff

The staff was friendly and helpful. They did not give me any attitude and were able to answer all my questions when I inquired about the shop. Even though they openly advertise that their girls are ugly, they even go as far as to verbally downplay their shop, “yes, none of the girls are cute so the play time might be boring.”

Booking

Since I live around Akihabara I called the Deadball in Uguisudani and asked if they serve foreign clients. As only one girl who takes foreigners was working the day, I tried Ikebukuro instead. Calling up the Ikebukuro branch, it was the same deal, only one girl available for foreigners that Saturday. I agreed on Helen and was told for 100 mins, it would cost 10,000 Yen ($90.40).

Hotel

At around 6:00 PM, I made my way to the Ikebukuro love hotel district. Knowing well that I would get an ugly girl, I was contemplating getting an inexpensive hotel as to not waste my cash since it wasn’t a special occasion, or go for a high end hotel, because even if the girl is trash, I could enjoy the luxury of a quality love hotel.

I decided to go for a good love hotel, but my wish was not granted as all the high end love hotels were full. With time winding down, I found myself in an inexpensive love hotel, King.

There’s not much to say about King. You get what you pay for. For 2 hours, I paid 3600 Yen. Apparently they have thieves at the hotel so you have to get the remote control for the AC and TV directly from the counter, and return it when you leave.

The Girl

Physical Apperance

Helen was a pleasant surprise. She looked comparatively cute compared to all the escorts from the shop, is not fat, and not terribly old. She had nice brownish hair with plump breasts. Helen dresses casually and supposedly works at a nail salon which explains why she had nice looking nails as well. Shaved vagina but it wasn’t cut recently as there were some stubs and strands growing out.

Hospitality

If you speak fluent Japanese, then you would know that Helen speaks with the highest level of respect when talking to her customers. Things started to get awkward though, when I started doing sumata.

Technique

Standard. Helen will do everything in the books when it comes to delivery health service. Generally speaking, I was satisfied with her service, and she has been working in the sex industry for nearly a decade but it felt like less than 10 years worth of experience. Actually I should reword that: I didn’t get the girlfriend experience, but for 10,000 Yen there’s nothing to complain about.

Play Details

Timer – Shower

In the middle of brushing my teeth I opened the door to my room and was happy to find a not so old girl standing outside. I let her in and we exchanged pleasantries. We got down to business right away and I handed her 10,000 yen upon request. From there, she had a proper stopwatch on hand and set the timer for 100 minutes. We had a little chit-chat which was more talking then I would have liked. Helen then started brushing her teeth and got the bath ready.

We eventually got naked and made our way into the shower. It was in the shower where I noticed the biggest flaw in this pretty little girl. On her back was some kind of rash, a large one at that, as it covered her whole back. According to Helen, it was just an allergy but it looked more like shingles to me than anything else. It kind of turned me off, but I just made sure not to look at her back again and forget I even saw it.

Maybe it really was just an allergy and she felt no harm could be done.

Bed Time

Helen doesn’t mind dominating or being dominated so I took the lead by licking her little smooth body. I opted not to eat her vagina, and from the bottom of her abs, I licked my way up to her nipples, and made my way to her lips. I got some tongue action as we French kissed which I enjoyed. I repeated this pattern until we decided to switch positions.

What I did to Helen, she did to me in a similar fashion. Rather than licking me from the waist up, she started from the top down. Instead of licking, she kissed and made her way to my boner. With a cute face, I enjoyed getting head from Helen, but it was no Soapland blowjob. There was no suction, and no rhythm, but the pace remained constant and she kept my penis wet.

She then made her way back up to lay into my arms as she stroked my shaft. Unable to contain myself, I went back on top, spread her legs, and began doing sumata. She then pushed me away and said that’s not allowed.

“Huh? Sumata is not allowed?” I said in disappointment.

“Sumata is allowed, but what you’re doing is not sumata.”

Grabbing the lube, Helen put a tiny amount in her hand and grasped my penis. I then began humping her as if I was doing sumata, but instead it was shumata.

There is a difference between sumata (素股) and shumata (手股), sumata meaning rubbing the penis against the vagina with no real penetration. Shumata on the other hand is the same as sumata except the hand is holding the penis, and what we ended up doing was shumata.

Note: Sumata is colloquially used for shumata.

Eventually busting my load, we cleaned up and head back into the showers. Since the sumata incident, conversations dwindled to a minimum, and when we did talk to each other, conversations were forced.

I was sitting in the tub while Helen was beside me taking a shower. Since we didn’t say anything to each other, it felt awkward and we decided to head back out as time was up anyway.

Personal View / Remarks

10,000 Yen for 100 minutes with a Tokyo escort. That’s a bargain! For such a low price however, your selection of girls are only limited to not so cute girls.

The shops popularity has reached the point where it has been featured on the national news. For one reason or another, these girls aren’t working the best of jobs. Some have kids to take care of, while others have no family or network to help them out.

While some people feel Dead Ball is exploiting these women, others feel they are helping them as the girls can’t find jobs elsewhere, especially in the high paying sex scene where only the beautiful girls are able to inflate their wallets.

If you are feeling charitable, Dead Ball is a good choice.

Play Data

Girl: Helen

Shop: Dead Ball Ikebukuro

Website: http://www.ike-deadball.biz/top.html

Play Time: 100 minutes

Price: 10,000 Yen ($90.40)

Hotel: Hotel King

Hotel Fee: 3,600 Yen

Date Visited: Mar. 2017, Weekend, Evening

Recommended For:

-People who have a thing for ugly girls

-People who like elderly women

-People on a budget

Not Recommended For:

-People who like cute young girls

-People who like sexy cabaret girls

-People who like bubbly idol girls