Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! - 10-17-2010, 10:48 PM 10-17-2010, 10:48 PM Worse than CHILD PORN!

It is no news that Lego was created by





But Lego decided that even child porn wasn't evil enough for them. Something much worse was needed to achieve their goal of preventing every child on the planet from going to Heaven by sending them straight to now! Please excuse me while I puke in anticipation of what I am going to write down here.



Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."



Creationary

Disguised as a Christian game based on creationism, this game specifically targets Christian families. When you look closer though, you will see that the female on the left is dressed as a whore. Also it has both a tractor and a dinosaur while every Christian child knows these never coexisted as all dinosaurs died in the great flood God created to kill all humans but a few for pissing Him off. The only thing honest about this game is the warning on the box that people might choke on their own vomit while playing this game.





Wild Wool

For some reason this game is very popular in





Harry Potter Hogwarts

All True Christians™ know the make believe world of Harry Potter is driving children to the





Pirate Code

Designed by True Pastafarian™ Jo Freddie himself, this game teaches children God is a silly Flying Spaghetti Monster. This horrible horrible game also teaches children to steal money from innocent large American corporations instead of working for these corporations until they get a well deserved heart attack after which they will go to Heaven.

It is no news that Lego was created by evil Denmarkians as a way to introduce porn to innocent children:But Lego decided that even child porn wasn't evil enough for them. Something much worse was needed to achieve their goal of preventing every child on the planet from going to Heaven by sending them straight to Hell . To achieve this goal, Lego has now introduced board games so horrible, so evil, that I have to advice all those with a weak stomach to stop reading! Please excuse me while I puke in anticipation of what I am going to write down here.Disguised as a Christian game based on creationism, this game specifically targets Christian families. When you look closer though, you will see that the female on the left is dressed as a whore. Also it has both a tractor and a dinosaur while every Christian child knows these never coexisted as all dinosaurs died in the great flood God created to kill all humans but a few for pissing Him off. The only thing honest about this game is the warning on the box that people might choke on their own vomit while playing this game.For some reason this game is very popular in New Zealand . Aimed at 5 year old children (!) this game has one repulsive goal. Teaching innocent children that bestiality by raping sheep is a good thing!All True Christians™ know the make believe world of Harry Potter is driving children to the edge of insanity! And who could forget that those subliminal messages in Harry Potter movies turn girls into harlots ! But no, as if we burned all those Harry Potter books for nothing, Lego creates a Harry Potter board game! The goal of the game is to create Hogwards and then to reenact the gay sex scene edited out of final Harry Potter book!Designed by True Pastafarian™ Jo Freddie himself, this game teaches children God is a silly Flying Spaghetti Monster. This horrible horrible game also teaches children to steal money from innocent large American corporations instead of working for these corporations until they get a well deserved heart attack after which they will go to Heaven.

Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!

GOD HATES SOCCER! To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell !

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 10-18-2010 at 09:12 AM . Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 10-18-2010 at