It was 1949 when I began offering my considerable talent for title-smithing to the world of music. For many years there were few musicians who were able to recognize my genius, and my passion for creating the perfect title was left unfulfilled and flaccid. A few bands, such as Sticky Lizard, and Jimmy With His Pants On (who also purchased from me the title to their only hit song, "Kill Your Cat If You Love Me") had the intelligence to see my work as valuable and progressive. Those early groups helped me to establish myself as a leading light in the industry. And though they were mostly devoid of talent, I cherish them for their belief in me as I was getting started. Thank you Jimmy. Thank you Sticky. And most of all, thank you Moby Grape... your purchase of "Toe Jam" helped to lift my spirits at a particularly low time in my life.

Now, through the wonder of the Interwebs, I am able to reach deeper into the music world - into its nooks and crannies, its dusty corners and rat-infested alleyways, into the very folds and flaps of its dark underbelly - to offer my fertile endowment of imagination-grabbing titles to those who, previously, would have had to settle for the fumbling attempts of their drummer to cobble together a few paltry words that would fall far short of succinctly expressing the perfect Zeitgeist of their music.

As you peruse the list below, keep this thought in mind: If you can't find the perfect title here, maybe you're not ready for one just yet. Maybe you need to get your ass back out to that garage and practice a little bit longer.

...I'm just saying. > A.I.StreetLight