[EVENT STORY] The Big Job Before Summer Vacation Opening

Chapters: Opening / One / Two / Three / Four / Closing

It’s Summer.

Summer is one of the four seasons.

The scorching sun and the chirps of cicadas surely make people excited, but generally speaking, it is hot.

It is intensely hot.

Often times, the rooms will have air condition and no one will want to leave the room, but for today, the majority of the students are under the extremely radiant light and are expected not to flee.

Yes, today is the day before summer vacation begins, that is to say: the school Closing Ceremony.

After the Closing Ceremony, the Armed Student Council that was contacted by Kunikida assembled in a row.

Dazai: Ahhh~ it’s hot. All day, every day, it’s been so hot that I feel as if I’m melting….

Atsushi: That’s because you’re wrapped in bandages that you’re feeling extra hot…..

As Dazai began to sluggishly drop at his desk, the door to the student council room swung open.

Kunikida: It’s because you’re running around with bandages wrapped all over that it’s more hot, bandage-wasting device.

Standing in front of the doorway stood Kunikida.

Dazai: Kunikida-sensei is mean! How could you call me that? I’m hurt!

Ranpo: Dazai, I also have the same opinion. Just looking at you makes it hot. At the very least, you could try to have bandages of a light blue color, so that visually it’s cooler.

Dazai: No way. If I were to wrap light blue bandages all over my body, wouldn’t I look like a ghoul?

Yosano: That’s right, you’ll get a heat stroke if you wrap the bandages around your neck very tightly. So, Dazai, would you like me to strip it off?

Dazai: Yosano-san, women shouldn’t be saying these things. I respectfully decline the offer.

Kenji: That’s right! If you’re hot, why don’t you cool off by splashing water on yourself? I brought a watering can!

Dazai: Kenji-kun loves to grow vegetables, doesn’t he? However, splashing water on me will not make me grow anymore, so could you not use the watering can.

Kunikida: With that kind of look, it’s expected that you’re hot being dressed that way. If you don’t want to remove those bandages then you should pay for your mistakes and persevere.

Dazai: Atsushi~~kun, everyone is oppressing me~~~ Atsushi-kun is my ally isn’t he? Isn’t he a person of love and justice….?

Atsushi: Eh? The things that were said are only obvious.

Dazai: Atsushi-kun is also mean! I don’t know anyone anymore!

And with that, Dazai fled from the Student Council classroom.

However, Kunikida grabbed a hold of his arm.

Dazai: Ugu!!!

As Kunikida grabbed a hold of his arm, without thinking Dazai’s voice rose.

Kunikida: Perhaps you thought you could run away, but you’re not going anywhere.

As Kunikida held onto Dazai’s arm, Kunikida declared to the student council.

Kunikida: From today, before Summer Vacation, the customary Armed Student ouncil meeting wil be held!