It's Presidents Day. The NFL has been off for weeks. The MLB is weeks away. The NBA is off because the All-Star Game was yesterday. The NHL is off because the Olympics are happening. The Olympics featured ice dancing that happened 12 hours ago. There were 1.5 good college basketball games.

The most interesting sports thing was Colin Kaepernick and Cam Newton hosting some thing on Cartoon Network, wherein they sang "Roar" by Katy Perry.

1. Cam, "Panther" is an acceptable fill-in for "lion." Colin, "Niner" is not.

2. AHHHHH EARS EARS EARS EARS EARS.