Leslie: "Why did I change my hairstyle? Oh, I don't know, I decided it would look better. Or my kids got gum in it. 'Are you trying to have it all?' That question makes no sense. It's a stupid question. Stop asking it. 'Do you miss your kids while you're at work?' Yes, of course I do. Everybody does. And then, you know, sometimes I don't."

Ben: "And by the way, no one's ever asked me that question. No one's ever asked me, 'Where are your kids?" and, 'Who's taking care of them?"