Washington– In a recent memo, Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, ordered the immediate implementation of a ‘casual Friday’ policy for all employees of The Department of Justice. “It’s been a fun change of pace. I’ll tell you that.” Said Attorney General Sessions, sporting a battered “Kiss My Rebel Ass” t-shirt and orthopedic sandals. “But more importantly, this policy takes the focus off our wardrobes and keeps it on the important stuff, like seeking mandatory minimum sentences for non-violent, first-time drug offenders. Yep. We’ve got big plans here at The DOJ, and this little morale boost is gonna pay serious dividends in productivity.”

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