'Take a suck' is a phrase you're about to hear

In North America, Team Ninja's Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z will be hitting PC, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3 on March 4, 2014. There's a new trailer for the game which features Miss Monday, Yaiba's "in-game tour guide." You'd ... you'd better just watch it for yourself.

I probably should be in the market for this, as a fan of Ninja Gaiden, cyborgs, ninjas, and especially cyborg ninjas. For whatever reason, it hasn't been on my radar ever since the initial reveal. Maybe it's the game's juvenile tone? Yeah. Fairly sure that's not helping.