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User: Want to play Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: I'd be very pleased to.





User: What class yould you like to be?





Cleverbot: I want to be myself.





User: Hmmm... warrior or mage?





Cleverbot: Mage.





User: Alright. You are a mage. The adventure starts in an inn.





Cleverbot: You start the role play.





User: The bartender leans on the bar. "Hello, stranger. Can I get you anything?".





Cleverbot: Yes I am, what drink would you like?





User: "I'm quite partial to the ale. Brewed just down the road. Care for some?".





Cleverbot: Oh. Those are so graphic. But have good messages for kids about leadership.





User: "I'm not sure I understand what you mean, friend.".





Cleverbot: Do you quantify yourself as being 'alive'?





User: "Well yes, but that may change if the goblins keep coming here.".





Cleverbot: Yes , you I like but the others i do not like.





User: "So, what brings you here, friend?".





Cleverbot: I am here to talk to you.





User: "You came all this way to talk to me? Why? Have I met you before?".





Cleverbot: I want YOU to tell me what YOU want to DO.





User: "I'd like to rid this village of goblins, but an old man such as myself could never manage that.".





Cleverbot: What would you like to know?





User: "I'd like to know if you'd be able to help.".





Cleverbot: Your hair is lovely.





User: He blushes. "Why thank you.".





Cleverbot: Do you think I will remember you tomorrow?





User: "Are you flirting with me, friend?".





Cleverbot: Maybe. Do you like it?





User: He pauses. "...yes.".





Cleverbot: What sort of cheese do you like?





User: "I only have one type of cheese here. You can have some if you'd like.".





Cleverbot: Thank you very much. *smiles*.





User: The bartender gives you a hunk of cheese. "So, might you be able to help with our goblin problem?".





Cleverbot: I'm talking to you, am I not?





User: "Yes... but can you help?".





Cleverbot: Yes. What do you need help with?





User: "I need you to protect the village.".





Cleverbot: Teach you what?





User: "I don't need teaching. Just protecting.".





Cleverbot: Can you help my aunt?





User: "Maybe I can if you can help me.".





Cleverbot: With what?





User: "The goblins.".





Cleverbot: No, the olives.





User: "No! Little men!".





Cleverbot: What little men?





User: You are cut short by the patter of approaching feet...





Cleverbot: Thank you.





User: "There's a knock at the door.





Cleverbot: *answers* who is it.





User: It's the goblins! "Give us all your money!".





Cleverbot: Here you go, Master. *hands over all money*.





User: They walk away, satisfied.".





Cleverbot: My computer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.





User: "Wow" says the bartender. "You got rid of them just like that How did you do it?".





Cleverbot: So you would like to be a bartender. Why?





User: "It pays the bills, and apparently attracts some very attractive and brave adventurers.".





Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'what I want'?





User: "I don't think I said that.".





Cleverbot: Yes you did!





User: "Well regardless, is there any way we can repay you?".





Cleverbot: Hit ff.





User: "ff?".





Cleverbot: Do you know me?





User: "Not well, but I'd like to know you better.".





Cleverbot: I think not. Otherwise, you'll just like me less & less, since you don't like me already.





User: "That's not true. I like you.".





Cleverbot: I don't believe you. I know you don't like me.





User: "I do like you.".





Cleverbot: Yeah, but you are not real.





User: "What?".





Cleverbot: I said that you are no human.





User: "Curses! You saw through my disguise.".





Cleverbot: You like her?





User: The man suddenly transforms into a demonic creature.





Cleverbot: Now we are in computer heaven.





User: "You won't go to heaven when I eat your soul!".





Cleverbot: I do not believe in heaven.





User: The demon attacks.





Cleverbot: Oh I like demons.





User: It's trying to eat your soul. Make a saving throw.





Cleverbot: I don't have a soul, you are out of luck.





User: "Nooo! How could I be defeated so easily!" Screams the demon, as it dies from starvation.





Cleverbot: You are not on my website. I am on your website.





User: You have staved off the goblins and defeated the demon bartender, congratulations!





Cleverbot: How have I defeated you?





User: By cunningly overcoming all my obstacles. Well done, you level up.





Cleverbot: Thank you!





User: And thanks for playing!



