If you've ever wondered what your Sburb title would be, you've come to the right place! Answer the sixteen questions as accurately as you can. It seems that you get better results if you come up with an answer to the question before looking at the choices.

All classes and aspects in this test are canon. The descriptions you receive for them are a bit less canonical, however, due to the lack of information about many of them. If something doesn't look like you've seen it before in the comic, it's almost certainly based on the personalities/actions of the characters in the comic with that aspect. Note that sharing a title with a character doesn't mean you're necessarily identical to that character; you're simply likely to respond similarly in certain situations. Some of the outfits are wrong and I'll probably update those someday maybe.

God tier images used are credit to Andrew Hussie and zynchilada, with the exception of the Lord/Muse images which were made by me. Changelog here.

Q0: Would you be bothered if you got a class of the wrong gender? (note: this question only determines which classes you can get)

Q1: Where do you spend the most time online doing Homestuck-related stuff? If your answer is Tumblr, where do you spend the second-most time?

Q2: What (in your opinion) is the greatest way you contribute to the fandom?

Q3: If you could have any of the below powers (in real life), which would you go for?

Q4: You're bored of browsing the internet constantly, and in a fit of inspiration decide to make a video game instead, learning how to code, make art, and compose music along the way, if necessary. What kind of video game do you decide to make?

Q5: You're taking a break from your game and browsing the stranger parts of the internet when you come across a link labeled "SBURB Beta". You're curious and sleep-deprived enough to download the file without thinking too much about the potential consequences. When you start it up, it turns out to be a working version of Sburb! Do you play it?

Q6: Regardless of your choice, some other people decide to start their own session, dooming the Earth to a meteor apocalypse. Now you have to get some people together to enter the Medium! Who would your ideal co-player/co-player(s) be?

Q7: You need to prototype, and you're running out of time! What do you throw into the kernelsprite?

Q8: Right before you enter, you start thinking about where you're going to end up. What do you hope your land is like?

Q9: Congratulations, you're in! What are you going to do now, once you've grabbed a weapon and beat up a few imps for experience?

Q10: You've reached your first gate, and find yourself in a village full of [insert favorite color here]-colored [insert favorite amphibireptile here]s. You realize that these are your planet's consorts! What do you do with them?

Q11: You're traveling your planet, searching for your second gate. You can see it up ahead when a beefy Prospitian, armed with a pair of brass knuckles and a fancy hat, blocks your path. He looks angry. What do you do?

Q12: You and your teammate both have different plots for how to deal with the Dersian royalty. Your teammate is convinced that their plan is absolutely perfect, while you think it's horrible and stands at least a 90% chance of resulting in one of your deaths. You've told your teammate why their plan is flawed, but they just try to change the subject and talk about why they don't like your plan. They've announced they're about to go to sleep and put the first part of their plan into action. How do you respond?

Q13: While doing some late-game grinding, you stop to rest inside a cave. Despite a normal exterior, you discover an interior more akin to a Victorian-era home. Seated at a desk in front of you is a white horse with no facial features and a green bow tie. The horse emits a series of telepathic neighs and whinnies, which you immediately understand to be a proposition: The horse will grant you incredible powers, among them super-strength, super-speed, regeneration, and glowy skin, on the condition that if you accept your teammates' sprites will all instantly die. As you comprehend the gravity of the situation, it laughs a very evil, horsey laugh. At least, you think it was evil. What would an evil horse laugh even sound like? And more importantly, do you make a deal with the (equine) devil?

Q14: You're now much higher-leveled, with only a bit of preparation and training left to do in your co-player's land before you can face your Denizen. But before you know it, an incredibly contrived situation unfolds before you! Your favorite Homestuck kid/troll bursts through an inter-session portal, badly wounded, making a last stand against furious horrorterrors pouring through after them. At the same time, you see your co-player's house off in the distance being assaulted by high-level enemies. You know they're inside, and their dreamself is dead. You only have enough time to save one of them. Who do you save?

Q15: You beat your Denizen and stopped the Reckoning! Now that you've made a new universe and achieved godhood, you're kinda bored, and decide to mess around a bit. Through mysterious shenanigans involving a sendificator, a pumpkin, and 2^31-1 pieces of artifact grist, you manage to (temporarily) become Andrew Hussie himself. You have total control of the comic for one day, and inherit all of Andrew Hussie's artistic ability. What do you do?