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You have to market yourself so that people actually want to learn. There are a lot of ways to get noticed and get ahead at work. One of them is, yes, to work hard (supposedly.) Another is to find a way to make your boss’ job/life easier. But a GREAT way to get on the radar of the powers that be (and other people in general) is to dress well. Not in that over-the-top, Gordon Gekko, two-tone shirt douchebag way. The understated, timeless, Justin Trudeau way.

Greed apparently makes you dress like a tool.

Sometimes, the hard part about dressing well at work is starting. If you’re not a guy who has typically dressed on the more polished side, going from casual straight to dapper overnight may be jarring for your co-workers and bring on a barrage of annoying inquiries like “oh when’s jury duty?” Because, as an adult man, why in the hell would you otherwise dress like one?

Nobody died. Stop asking me.

But idiotic questions and immature criticisms aside, dressing like Mark Zuckerberg won’t do anything for your career unless you’re Mark Zuckerberg, in which case, you don’t really need to “get ahead,” do you?

(By the way, this trend of rich guys dressing like seventeen year-olds needs to stop. Dress like you give a shit, gentlemen. You’re billionaires, for Chrissakes. Buy a suit.)

Fortunately we’ve taken all the legwork out of the process and have distilled it all down to fourteen different looks (two FULL week’s worth, get it?) for you to copy and paste into your rotation to generate some buzz for yourself around the office and get some (good) attention. You’re welcome.

The Young Exec The BSD The Architect The Traditionalist The New Prep

The Rebel

The Jet-Setter The Neapolitan The Intern The Creative Director L’Avvocato The Go-Getter The Driver The Lone Wolf The Photog (BONUS)

Now you may not have every item of clothing pictured or you may have some variation of these looks in some way. The idea is to MAKE THEM YOUR OWN. You weren’t born to be a carbon copy of these men, but you can sure as hell let them inspire you to dress well. As always, you can also follow us on Instagram to see our DAILY doses of style inspiration and the utter hilariousness that makes you glad you did.

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