Because the Internet is a flat circle of cat-based parodies, someone had the brilliant idea to take the opening sequence of everyone’s current obsession, True Detective, and re-create it with cats:

The original poster on YouTube calls the video “True Warrior Cats,” which is a reference to Warriors, a series of fantasy novels about rival clans of warrior cats. If reading The King In Yellow isn’t esoteric enough, you can add it to your “things tangentially related to True Detective” reading list here.