

Who is the quietest?

I’m going to have to say N’Golo. He’s just a very bashful guy. Getting up to speak in front of the lads on his birthday at the team meeting was probably his worst nightmare. He had to stand up and say a few words, and if it was possible he shrunk on stage.



Who is the loudest?

Gonzalo since he has arrived is a louder voice. The Spanish speakers tend to be quite effusive in the verbalisation of their emotions.



Who do you sit with on away trips? What do you do to pass the time?

I sit next to Ross and Billy the masseur. What do I do to pass the time? Anything to try not to speak to them! Never have an argument with an idiot. To keep my sanity on I put my headphones on and read my book.





Who is the most active on social media?

I have no idea about social media, but for dinner I sit with Ruben and he’s just got his head in his phone the whole time. It’s got a magnetic draw on him or his forehead’s really heavy, one of the two because he can’t lift it up to speak! Him and Andreas seem to communicate through phone alone when they sit next to each other. It’s either in code or they’re texting, because they rarely speak but they seem to know what the other one is talking about…