Pope Francis had just gotten back from yoga and started making Kombucha when he had the sickest idea: instead of two individual canonizations for former Popes John Paul II and John XXIII, why don’t we conserve energy and money by combining the two ceremonies? Plus, according to the BBC, “[t]he decision to canonize the two at the same time appears designed to unify Catholics.” It is “the first [double canonization] in the Church’s history.” One canonization is half the carbon footprint of two canonizations! Mark that down as a miracle!

Oh and Pope Francis would be incredibly stoked if Pope Benedict were to come along, too. First double canonization by the Church’s first set of co-papal pals? Victories are so much more meaningful when they’re truly the work of an entire community—at least, that’s what’s implied by Pope Francis’s collection of socialist and Phish bumper stickers.

That’s not to take anything away from the individual triumphs of Pope John Paul II! His canonization-required miracles—specifically, curing a nun of Parkinson’s and curing another woman of “a serious brain illness”—do benefit the entire community. And Pope John XXIII, your . . . one miracle was very chill, too. (The BBC reports that Pope Francis “took the unusual step of waiving the requirement of a second miracle in [John XXIII’s] case.”)

If anyone else wants to be canonized, just let Pope Francis know before April 27, 2014, so he knows how much beer and guac to get. Two miracles or some wine would definitely be appreciated, but are certainly not necessary. Friends welcome!