"GREETINGS, MY FAIRY FRIENDS!"

"HOW GOES THE POLLINATION?"

"HMMMM"

"TIZ A PITY SNIPPY HAS BEEN SUMMONED UPWARDS AND CANNOT WITNESS A REAL FAIRY COMMUNITY. OH WELLS, HIS LOSS. NOW, AS TO YOUR TROUBLES: I CANNOT SAVE YOUR OLD TREE, LITTLE ONES."

"HUSH NOW."

"I WILL TAKE A SINGLE ACORN FROM YOUR TREE WITH ME, AND PLANT IT AT THE RIGHT PLACE AND THE RIGHT TIME ...AND FROM IT, A NEW FOREST OF DEAN SHALL GROW AND PROVIDE SPLENDOR TO THE TOURISTY MASSES!"