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Just in case you have somehow avoided the news, Tottenham Hotspur have a new stadium on the way.

It would be easy to miss - after all, it's hardly been talked about in the past year except during every one of their games and pretty much any mention of them this season.

Next season will see Tottenham relocate temporarily to Wembley before they take up their new home and we know what you're all thinking about the new-look White Hart Lane - what will the corporate hospitality section look like?!

Steady on, eager reader, because we've taken a look at the all the photos of the new stadium on the Spurs website in all their computer-generated glory.

The West Stand

First, we enter through the new-look West Stand, which definitely looks like the stadium of one of England's most popular teams and not an airport in a wealthy area with few visitors.

For a London club, Spurs have a fairly poor understanding of escalator etiquette.

Any self-respecting Londoner knows to stand on the right or face the consequences (an annoyed sigh from the person behind you followed by judging glares).

It's also interesting how Spurs are not expecting a single fan here to be wearing a single item of clothing that would identify themselves as a Tottenham supporter.

The conservatory

The first hospitality picture shows us a dining area that, to be honest, would look right at home in the fancy part of the Jurassic World theme park.

Unfortunately, everyone sitting at the big windows appears completely bored by the people that they are with.

At the back, you have a blonde woman staring away into space while up front two friends are busy trying to do anything other than actually talk to each other.

But it's the middle that's most interesting.

Here we have a man unable to keep his eyes off the woman at the next table over while his wife flirts with the waiter right in front of his face, as you can see from the helpful graphic showing their lines of sight below.

In the stands

Besides looking like your mum's dream kitchen, there is something rather interesting about the background of these pictures.

Either Spurs have forgotten that they wear white, or they are hoping to use the new stadium as an excuse to change their kit to blue.

The dining room

You know it's time for football when you're sat down at the dining table surrounded by your favourite paintings.

If Donald Trump ever visits White Hart Lane, you know this is the room he will book out.

If you think this sort of thing has no place in a football stadium, you're not alone. Just look in the background for the lone man screaming uncontrollably.

One of many bars

Look, there's an awful lot to digest in this picture - and I'm not just talking about the giant rotisserie chickens being worked on by three chefs.

I know this is probably not how this works, but I really hope Spurs are planning to sell them by the chicken.

Apparently Bruno Mars is a Spurs fan - or maybe he's just there for the rotisserie chicken.

But perhaps most importantly, a group of Spurs fans who have paid to be in the stadium are not even watching the match.

Seriously, look at the screen. The game is clearly underway and they're down here trying just having a few casual beers.

It's not even like they're trying to beat the queues - they're properly settled in.

The Hipster Loft

No, that's not the latest artisan gin bar that's just opened up round the corner where the community centre used to be, it's yet another bar inside the new White Hart Lane.

Seriously, the absolute state of this drink.

The Tunnel

Now we arrive at the crowning glory of the new What Hart Lane. For a presumably large fee, Tottenham fans can see the players as they exit the tunnel.

But once again, the hospitality is just so damn good that the crowd don't actually care about the game they're there to see.

As the players walk down the tunnel to signal the game is about to start, none of these people care.

Also, Spurs seem to be promising their fans that they will have the cleanest glassware in the Premier League.

Seriously, all they do is clean glasses. Check out these two barmen from some other parts of the hospitality experience.

The South Stand

In case you've read all of this and don't feel like shelling out for the hospitality treatment, things aren't all rosy in the general area either.

Out there in the open, you can expect to be accosted by Chirpy the Cockerel. You know, the well-loved Spurs mascot.

Just look at how uncomfortable this small child is in a computer simulation specifically designed to make this all look as good and fun as possible.

We can't wait for the real thing.