So this post was inspired by Rhyme Tyme at the Library today. Let me set up the scene, There were about 10 Moms and me…We sang songs, laughed and played with the little ones…Then the dreaded discussion time came up…Ummmmmm..After the first formalities were exchanged…What’s his name? How old is he/she? Are you still breastfeeding? (Enter Record scratch sound here). My head almost snapped up…What have I gotten myself into again…What do I have in common with these women. I usually can talk to anyone about anything at anytime, but I had nothing. I felt like I was on LOST and I was one of the others…I wanted out, but couldn’t bail so quick (I had to take a stand for all SAHD)…So I made some awkward exchanges and thank God Luke was there so I could distract myself from the others. I did in fact make it through, but thought I should come up with a Top Ten List for thing Stay at Home Dads should not say to Stay at Home Moms….Here we go! (FYI…I love and respect SAHM so this is all in good fun).

10) Are those real?

9) So what do you do for REAL work?

8) (After seeing wet spot on shirt) Ummm…Did you forget your breast pads?

7) Would you consider yourself a MILF?

6) Would you consider me a DILF?

5) Are those the new Mom jeans?

4) No make-up today?

3) (After loud burp) I hope that was your baby.

2) I have a pair of sweatpants just like that…Awesome!

1) Already expecting again?

Ok so I can’t wait til next week when Luke and I head back to Rhyme Tyme and not feel so akward…I just need some time to adjust…