Ordell has moved into his nice new house. The walls are still bare, but he will be able to take care of that eventually. For now, he is going to the park.

Where he has met a bunch of women. Ordell is shy by nature and he is not enjoying this AT ALL. Luckily, he has managed to divert the attention from himself to other conversation topics, like clouds…

Or chess.

Ordell loves chess and doesn’t look uncomfortable at all.

This is the woman he gets on the most with. They don’t really get on THAT well.

For the first time after what feels like days, Orell gets a little bit of time by himself. He decides to cook himself a salad.

He does not enjoy this salad. But at least he’s enjoying time by himself. Between his job as a wanna-be astronaut and being out all the time, he barely gets any time to be by himself.

But his alone time barely lasts. Ordell needs to find a wife. It’s fine being by himself but who is going to clean and stuff? Here is a prime candidate. She is not moved by his charm.

Luckily, the fisherwoman he meant wants to know if she can come over to visit. Ordell is proud of his house so he’s like ‘hell yeah!’

And then things… well, they kind of just happen. Aww, our little Ordell has a girlfriend!

And it’s the morning after. He doesn’t even make her breakfast. Stare-off time for computer use.