Got this book in the mail today, from my he-who-must-not-be-named Harry Potter exchange gifter. It's part of the unofficial guidebook series and is pretty hilarious. There are some gem insults in there, check out the gallery for some of my favorites. Can't wait to use these on my HP friends! :D Thank you, mysterious gifter!

UPDATE: Also received a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans! OH MAN. Let me tell you a story. In junior high, when these first came out, we managed to get one of our guidance counselors to try a vomit flavored one. He popped the whole thing in his mouth and I never forgot the strange expression on his face. I was too chicken to try one then, but now, almost a decade later, here is my chance. Thank you for the opportunity, gifter!