In a development that shocks absolutely no one, Americans bought an absolute crapload of Frozen paraphernalia for Christmas, from Elsa dolls to branded duct tape. Yes, you read that right. Frozen-branded duct tape exists.


Via the Wall Street Journal, Amazon has released a list of its bestsellers this holiday season. The "Sparkle Princess Elsa Doll" was one of the must-have toys; Frozen Karaoke was among the most popular CD purchases. Other hits included an Anna and Elsa watch; an Anna (snow queen version) watch; and a seven-pack of panties.

Also: "The total length of Duck Brand Disney Frozen duct tape purchased by Amazon customers this holiday season could stretch to the top of Disneyland's Matterhorn more than 729 times." My takeaway from this tidbit is that FROZEN DUCT TAPE EXISTS. It's really real! And it sells for a mere $5.97 on Amazon. Also available in Sven & Kristof and Olaf varieties, as well as a $29.97 variety pack. It's even Prime eligible! What a world! Unfortunately, Amazon released zero figures regarding how many little girls duct-taped their younger brothers to things using Frozen-branded duct tape.