When it comes to secretly educational toys board games are one of the oldest. Scrabble here teaches you spelling with a bit of math. Monopoly teaches you more math and the futility of life. Guess Who teaches you the intricacies of racial profiling. And Mouse Trap teaches you a general fear and hatred of technology. What, you thought they made those things for fun? No no no, they were supposed to prepare you for adulthood. Now go get the Candyland board, it’s almost dinner time and I bet you need a refresher.