Now that Robert Mueller has released the special counsel’s findings to the Justice Department, reports of no new indictments have hit the Resistance hard. How hard? According to former Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau, so hard that many are asking for an emergency grief session:

I know a lot of you have been asking for an emergency pod about the Mueller Report but we’re gonna try something crazy and wait until we know what’s in the Mueller Report. — Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) March 23, 2019

So NOW they want to wait for all the facts?

Lol. Now u wanna wait? Bwaahahah. Ass clown. — ToasterHead (@ToasterHead7) March 23, 2019

Oh so NOW you're going to wait? That's cute. https://t.co/sQsoTuhQIv — Senate Popular VotEEE (@EEElverhoy) March 23, 2019

Two years of hyperbole, now it’s “wait and let the facts come out” time. https://t.co/Awo5OO7LoQ — Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) March 23, 2019

That’s incredibly rich.

Imagine the state of mind you have to be in to BEG Jon Favreau for an emergency podcast on anything. — David Edward ? (@_David_Edward) March 23, 2019

Yes, it’s come to this!

“Emergency pod.” My generation is the worst. https://t.co/ijREnC46V8 — Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) March 23, 2019

Open the emergency pod bay doors, HAL. https://t.co/ZxVs9d5tq9 — Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) March 23, 2019

Imagine wanting to hear a bunch of douchebags’ takes in order to “make sense” of the world. AKA how to think. https://t.co/4fD3kZSPTF — RBe (@RBPundit) March 23, 2019

Think we would have seen such restraint if they were the slightest hint of collusion? This is hilarious. https://t.co/WlaCwrJKc0 — Mark Davis (@MarkDavis) March 23, 2019

“Wait for all the facts” after two-plus years of speculative fantasy is the funniest thing ever.