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You see, as men, we were only allowed a tiny glimpse into the Lulu world. The ratings, rankings, tags and specifics were only visible to women. It’s girl talk, digitized, and magnified. It was frightening as hell (even though we do the same to women, constantly).

Before launching into your own investigation, you have to understand a few key elements about the app. For starters, for you to even show up in the app, you have to opt-in, and you can always opt out. Next, the numbered ratings are not determined by the user. A girl whose life you ruined can’t login there and throw you a bunch of 1s (thank the gods).

When you’re being reviewed, Lulu poses a series of questions, and each answer has a numbered value that will ultimately determine your score. At the very least, you know you can’t be completely sabotaged. Your overall ranking is determined by your average scores in categories like humor, looks, commitment, manners, style, and sex. But, it’s more than just a numbers game. Women reviewers can assign you certain tags. These could be anything from the odd #StrongHands to #HotFriends to #MaleUnicorn (I think that’s a good one?).

See what I mean by dinner being derailed? We wanted to know everything that was being said and who was saying what. My condolences to my friend Ashley, who received the brunt of those requests via text. We weren’t the only ones, either. Founder Alexandra Chong told me that they’ve had tons of dudes posing as women, in hopes of getting (and presumably influencing) their scores. Although, Lulu’s team finds those guys pretty quickly, especially when they sign off e-mails using a man’s name, as one did.

But, as of today, the tables have turned...kind of. Lulu has just updated their app, allowing men to join the conversation, again, kind of. It’s not a place where we can anonymously rate women, or throw them hashtags. If you log in to Lulu now with a men’s Facebook profile, you get a solid view of how you stack up in the Luluniverse. It was described to me by the founder as, "google analytics for yourself."

Google anayltics for myself?!

So yeah, I logged in. Once you’re all hooked up, you’re shown a dashboard where you can see all Lulu wants you to see: how many girls have checked you out on that day, how many have searched for you, how many have favorited you (crush alert), your average score, some of your more specific rankings, and some of your tags. Any time this information changes, you get a notification along the lines of, "You’ve are someone’s Favorite on Lulu. Well done, sir!" or "Stud alert! 2 girls have checked out your profile today."

This new experience does more than let you learn about your standing. It will give you some power as well. You’ll now have the opportunity to edit your profile by adding multiple pictures, and throwing in a relationship status, whether you’re "slaying mad pussy" or "single and happy" or "off the market."

While you’re tinkering around with that, you can assign yourself some hashtags, too. You get three categories here: About Me, Turn-ons, and Turn-offs. So now, if a girl looks at your profile they’ll know that you #WillSeeRomComs, consider yourself to be very #GQ (thanks for that) and that you always #OpenDoors. They’ll also get the hint that you’re turned on by a girl who likes #DirtyTalk, but are turned off by a woman who #ChecksMyTexts.

There’s more than your ranking and profile now, though. There’s information. The updated app showcases tips, answers and thoughts from the Lulu network of women. Have you ever wondered what PJs are acceptable to offer a lady sleeping over? What she thinks of your limp penis? Does she care if you watch porn? Lulu will tell you. Lulu will tell you all sorts of things. And why wouldn’t you want to know?