Day 1. I was on my way out. As soon as I walked out the door, a yellow parcel on the ground caught my eye.

"What is this?" I asked myself.

I looked at the mailing label to see where it was from. I didn't recall ordering anything online that would have gotten there that day. And then I saw it. My reddit handle.

I went back inside the house and hurriedly opened the envelope. I was running late for work. Inside was a book, a book written by one of my favorite fictional TV series character. The book was called How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written, and it was a present from my Secret Santa.

Day 2. There's a box on my doorstep. This time I thought it something I had ordered online, but after examining the size of the box and how early it arrived, I realized it wasn't the package I was expecting. It had my reddit handle on the label again, which can only mean one thing: My Secret Santa was not done giving me presents yet!

I rushed inside the house and opened the box with excitement. I was greeted by packing bubbles (which, of course, I used to pop to scare the heck of my cats). A thing wrapped in bubble wrap meant that I was gifted something fragile, breakable. Inside was an Archer pint glass, filled with quotes from the TV series. So I did what a normal person would do: take photos of it and post them on facebook.

To my Secret Santa, if you are reading this right now, I want to thank you for my wonderful Archer goodies. Our weekend breakfast will now include Woodhouse's eggs, and Archer's Bloody Mary recipe, and you know what? It will be awesome and delicious.

Now time to rewatch all of Archer again before the next season comes out next month.

♥♥♥ Kitkatkaytee