I know Super Bowl XLV was all about Southern hospitality and all, but Dallas Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway may have went a tad far.

Gene Simmons getting a key to our city is one thing, but Michael Friggin' Vick? For what exactly?!

Meanwhile, our ol' pal Richard Hunter almost got an exclusive one-on-one with the convicted felon.

In a related story, I almost believe Vick is a good person.