BEAVER, WEST VIRGINIA—Well, somebody just lost their summer job.

An aide in the Trump White House is said to be in extremely hot water after reportedly confusing the script for Trump's trademark Unhinged Sore Winner speech with the script for the speech he was supposed to give to the Boy Scouts of America at their annual jamboree in West Virginia yesterday.

"The situation is being dealt with," said White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus. "Obviously the correct speech was not given, and nobody quite knows how it happened. But the important thing is that it happened, and we'll deal with the aide who seems to be responsible, and figure out best practises to prevent it going forward."

"And what's the president supposed to do once that has happened? Not say the words in front of him? We're talking about the Ron Burgundy of leaders. We need to bubble-wrap him. This was our failure, not his."

Trump, who spent a large amount of time speaking about the Affordable Care Act, Hillary Clinton, and the "fake media," would have been focusing mostly on being prepared, being a model citizen, and of course, building fires.

Trump clarified his remarks later, making sure to focus the blame fully away from himself.

"It actually—it was a tremendous speech, the original, just as this one that I did actually give was, but perhaps more suited actually for a different occasion, it's hard to say," said the president.

"But there were some differences, yes, and though I handled them well—I mean there was a big crowd out there, I don't know if you heard from any of them that I didn't handle it well, but I did handle it quite well, honestly, really. So it wasn't my fault and even though someone did bad, I made it good. There were some things I had wanted to highlight that I couldn't, though, so that's bad, I think I would actually say that's not good."

Priebus, too, elaborated on some of Trump's previously planned remarks.

"When he said 'Washington cesspool,' he was actually going to be talking about the poetry of a sheep's knot. When he threatened to fire the Secretary of Health? It was going to be a paragraph about the great gifts that the youth of this country can provide us. And when he lied about the jobs report? Was going to be something nice about family," said Priebus.

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