Dear bisexuals, pansexuals, and fellow fluid queermos,

You know I love you. I love you all so much, but it’s time for that love to get tough. We need to talk about the bisexual agenda. Lately, we’ve been letting our brothers and sisters at the gay agenda outshine us, to speak nothing of the overwhelming dominance of the straight agenda. Here are some serious questions that need answers so we can refocus and get back on track. Please vote today so we can conquer the world tomorrow.

Kinseys 2-4 eyes only