Bearded Dialogue Master

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RAPE HIM!!!!

* After the destruction of pony life, it seems only Trixie, Rarity and Derpy left. Presumably, they survive due to thethat Spike stained on them. *Trixie: Are we all that is left?Rarity: It appears so…Derpy: How are we going to repopulate Equestria?Rarity: Well considering we all female and none of us know genderswap spell—Suddenly Shining Armor walks up with a near dead Cadance over his shoulder.Shining: Oh thank goodness I found somepony. Cadance needs help or she will die—Trixie: Wait aren't you a male?Shining: Last I check I was—Rarity: A handsome male at that.Shining: … Seriously we need to get some help for—Derpy:Trixie: Oh I've haerd of this type of friendship before. Rainbow Dash claimed Zephyr did this to few—Derpy: Shut up and help us.Rarity: While his size maybe rather small compared to Spike sacrifices must be made to ensure the species survival.