EMT 08/012/17

I've got a guy who claims he has sources that says we are going to be exchanging blows with the NORKs within the next 2 weeks.

I'm not convinced, but only because I doubt everyone who claims they have sources.

Phat-boi is crazy, so there's no telling what he may do. I doubt his missiles could reach anything I care about regardless, and if those satellites manage an EMP strike, well, it'll be fun to watch the urban centers of this dysfunctional society eat themselves first.

The Deplorables will abide.

Do I sound cynical?

Eh.

It's probably because I'm cynical.