Helping Hand

Well I can't say that this ever happened to me in real life, but every once in a while if I'm in the presence of some real snobby know-it-alls, I get this vision that I could just film a bunch of random disgusting crap and call it art just to see how'd they'd react to it, and through the magic of online comics now I can finally pull this prank off! Next I shall marry a billionaire and lose 25 pounds with only a few flicks of the wrist on my fancy new tablet =D *cough* anyways, enjoy!