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What sort of monstrosity does Terry Rozier make with these ingredients? (Original photo: Ed Haun/Detroit Free Press/TNS)

The Boston Celtics raised some eyebrows during the 2015 NBA Draft when they took Louisville point guard Terry Rozier No. 16 overall.

But little did they know that Rozier was more than just a 6-foot-2 point guard that no one had ever heard of. He may actually be a crazy person.

Did he respond to being drafted by jumping into a pool while wearing a suit? He sure did. But that's hardly the most disconcerting factoid about him.

That honor belongs to his favorite meal: Spaghetti, ranch sauce and sugar sandwiches.

From the Courier-Journal's Jeff Greer:

This alarming trivia fact popped up shortly after Rozier's name was called at the podium by Adam Silver, with Celtics reporters and fans responding with varying levels of horror and intrigue:

Celtics draft pick Terry Rozier explains his love of spaghetti ranch sugar sandwiches (http://t.co/VZVj2LxA5z) pic.twitter.com/8XPlaC9DHT — Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) June 26, 2015

Rozier was worth drafting just to learn about the spaghetti ranch sugar sandwich. Eating Play-Doh would taste better. #NBADraft #Celtics — Mark Bousquet (@mark_bousquet) June 26, 2015

If I'm the Celtics, I never draft this kid for this reason alone: http://t.co/1vRrOmdDKg — Justin Betti (@JustinBettiWATM) June 26, 2015

This brings us to an inevitable question: Do I now have to eat this as part of the I ate it you so you don't have to feature? (An endeavor that's quickly turning into a metaphorical shovel digging an early grave.)

The concept is similar to some of the foods we trotted out for the Declaration of food war against Alabama mixed with the Massachusetts delicacy chow mein sandwich.

The MassLive sports crew is already campaigning for it to happen. I have brought upon my own ranch-covered ruin, surrounded by colleagues who wish only to see me suffer through a sandwich designed by the Celtics' bond villain of a rookie.

(Bonus factoid: Rozier is afraid of squirrels.)