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- Bashar "Lion of Syria

God, Syria and Bashar!

" Al-Assad

Bashar Al-Assad (Arabic: بشار حافظ الأسد‎ 'Baššār Ḥāfiẓ al-ʾAsad), ''known respectfully as the "Lion of Syria", is the current president of the great Syrian Arab Republic. His the son of the absolutely blessed Hafez "isreal is gay" Al-Assad, previous president of Syria. Born in Damascus in 1965, he graduated with high distinction from the medical school of Damascus University and worked as a doctor within the Syrian Arab Army. While Bashar was attended his most important postgraduate studies in Western Eye Hospital in Britbongland, he heard news that his dear brother, Bassel, got gameended and Bashar rightfully assumed the role as heir-apparent of Syria. After Hafez finally bit the dust, Bashar, in free, fair and democratic elections, won the presidency by a massive landslide. Everybody in Syria loved him, but the oil-loving cucknations of the West unrightfully despised his benevolent and just rule and using their infinite greedy wealth, propped up so called 'protests' against Bashar's administration in 2011 during the Cucked Spring. These 'protests' later escalated into violence, into what was the beginning of the Syrian Circlejerk War. The 'rebels' as these terrorists now labeled themselves as, formed the Free Syrian Army' (FSA), actual name is Fucking Syria's Anus. After years of brutal fighting against these terrorists, Bashar has almost prevailed against these monsterous terrorists by 2019, with their last holdouts in Idlib, now officially called 'Just fucking collaspe already' The war is still contentious though, with the Turkroaches in the north now supporting the terrorists. In all due time however, every inch of Syrian soul is destined to return back to Assad.