Is anyone there? I'm attaching this metadata to our broadcast in the hopes that, even if you can't hear it, maybe there is some chance you can read this. We're Jeremy and Anastasia, two podcasters who have found ourselves trapped in this Eerie Arcade with no chance of escape until Halloween. We think this place may be haunted and it's filled entirely with horror games. Until we can get out, we are going to try playing through the games in release order, starting with Haunted House for the Atari 2600. If you receive this message, please send help to the arcade. We're not sure if we are alone in here...