We, the fans of Homestuck, since 2009, have lingered in the abyssal cave that is Defectubus-Jacknoiritus, a critical lack of Jack Black. But now, with the rise of his Youtube channel, we the people, the community that is the Internet at large, can repel this disease. For now, the time has never been more right. We, the people, can dedicate ourselves to a new purpose:

Getting Jack Black (Jablinski) to read Homestuck

What benefits can we achieve from this? That is simple.

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With the dawn of his Youtube channel, the time has never been better to get Jack Black to read the Ulysses of the Internet. We can see Jack Black experience the theatrical , technical epic that is Homestuck. With only a signature, we can convince Jack Black to time-travel back to 2009, and transmit to 2016, as he reads this Multimedia Story.