I have never had a better Redditgifts exchange.

I have never had a Santa send such oddly curated and specifically selected, nor hard to find items as this Arbitrary Day, 2016.

My Santa deserves best wrapping, best gift, best detective, most creepy gift, and overall most touching package awards because this has been simultaneously the strangest but very best Reddit experience I've had to date.

I received:

[1.] A genuine, actual BAT SKELETON!

[2.] Literally a vintage tableware piece that is Anne Boleyn's decapitated head, complete with axe handle! I mean! Where in the world would you even FIND something this awesome?! This is stamped made in England, 1975!

[3] A Harry Potter giftbox that contained a 9 3/4 luggage tag for my travels, a black quill pen for my daily plannering, and a licensed rubber bracelet that is stamped, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, July 21st, 2007," which means that it is from a midnight book release party, which I had attended in my city nine years ago, and now I have a memento for!

I had the best and most generous Santa, who spent three times the budget just in SHIPPING my gifts to me so that they would arrive ON MY BIRTHDAY; I can't even properly express how obvious it is to me the amount of thought and hunting that went into selecting these specific items just for me. Nobody else would have put this much care into a package for somebody they have never even met.

I would like to share a little more about my bat skeleton:

He was wrapped nice and safe for traveling all the way to Hawaii, so after unwrapping I wanted to find him a nice home before I took photographs. My new bat skeleton and I embarked on our search right away, and in the process I inadvertently gave the nice lady at Picture's Plus Custom Framing the total heebeegeebees:

Me: "Do you have any black shadowboxes?"

Her: "Absolutely! What are we framing today?"

Me: "I have a bat skeleton," I said, holding him outstretched for viewing.

Her: "Why? Why?" Taking a solid step backwards, "Why do you have a bat skeleton?"

Me: "It was a gift!" I responded excitedly.

She encouraged me that I could frame him myself in a perfectly-sized matte black shadowbox that was readily available and that I probably didn't need to leave him with her for framing, no really, you don't need to leave this here for framing, I think you've got this.

We went home and putting him into his new home was super easy and I was very careful of his delicate little ribs. I've displayed him on my bookshelf next to his newest friend, my cat skeleton.

What absolutely blew me away the most, is that I did not mention that I have a cat skeleton, or that I like to decorate my bookshelf in such a way. All I think I said was, something about liking creepy things or Halloween and my Santa just absolutely NAILED IT in a way that no other Redditgifts Santa has ever done. Just look at how he fits into my bookshelf; it is uniquely perfect.

Santa, nobody can ever top you. Best Redditgifts package, Arbitrary Day, 2016. I am very touched by your thoughtfulness and care and I really, really appreciate these very strange things you have sent to me that I promise, I will always treasure.