Loretta Castorini says: Where are you taking me? Ronny Cammareri says: To the bed.

Rayford Steele says: Either I'm going crazy or the whole world is insane!

Hattie Durham says: Ray, I'm scared. Aren't you? Rayford Steele says: I will be. As soon as I have time.

Cris Johnson says: Did you hear the one about the Zen master who ordered a hot dog. Liz Cooper says: No. Cris Johnson says: He said he'd have one with everything.

Detective Jack Singer says: I haven't seen so many side-burns since West Side Story.

Felson says: Tell me Behman, are we going in there to defeat the demon, or to save the girl? Behmen says: Both.

Peter Loew says: "AM A VAMPIRE, AM A VAMPIRE".

Joe says: Look at the moon.

Castor Troy says: Dr Walsh! I was enjoying some of your groovy painkillers!

Edward Malus says: Take of the mask!

Grug says: Everyone! You have to listen to me! Eep says: We would be dead if we listened to you! We have to follow guy now. Grug says: Guy!! Ugga says: Guy! Run!

Grug says: No one said survival was fun.

Grug says: Big words anger me... Keep talking.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: You, innocent.

Gressil says: Have mercy! Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Sorry, all out of mercy.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Monster..... Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Monster... Roxanne Simpson says: I'm not afraid.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: I'm going to own this curse. And I'm going to use it against you. Whenever innocent blood is spilled, it'll be my father's blood. And you'll find me there, a spirit of vengeance, fighting fire with fire. Mephistopheles says: I will make you pay for this. Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: You can't live in fear.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: now you know how it feels you won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: take cover child Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Take cover child.

Tom Welles says: I'll never get tired of hurting you, Eddie!

Cameron Poe says: You don't treat women like that.

Grug says: You followed the light. My daughter's a lot like you. Guy says: No, she's like you. She loves you but she always forgets to say it. Just like you forget to tell her. Grug says: I guess I was just busy keeping them all alive. Guy says: It's OK. It's what dads do.

Ben Sanderson says: Interesting choice of words.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: He's scraping at the door!

Piper says: Gimme one good reason I shouldn't shoot you in the face. Milton says: I'm drivin'. Milton says: I'm driving.

Roy Waller says: To some people, money is a foreign film without subtitles.

Alva Restrepo says: Are you alright, Mr. Loew? Peter Loew says: Shut up, bitch!

Grug says: Never not be afraid.

Ben Gates says: "You are the President of the United States, sir. Whether by innate character, the oath you took to defend the Constitution, or the weight of history that falls upon you, I believe you to be an honorable man, sir." Ben Gates says: You are the President of the United States, sir. Whether by innate character, the oath you took to defend the Constitution, or the weight of history that falls upon you, I believe you to be an honorable man, sir. The President says: "Gates, people don’t believe that stuff anymore." The President says: Gates, people don?t believe that stuff anymore. The President says: Gates, people don't believe that stuff anymore. Ben Gates says: "They want to believe it." Ben Gates says: They want to believe it.

Edward Malus says: Step away from the bike!

Ben Gates says: Wait a minute, we need water..... (Pours the last of it he has onto some rocks) Everybody! The water makes the rocks darker! Ben Gates says: Wait a minute, we need water. Everybody! The water makes the rocks darker!

Terence McDonagh says: Shoot him again Terence McDonagh says: Shoot him again. Midget says: What for? Terence McDonagh says: His soul is still dancing Terence McDonagh says: His soul is still dancing.

Terence McDonagh says: Fucking iguanas Terence McDonagh says: Fucking iguanas.

Milton says: Even in Hell, there is compassion.

Capt. Antonio Corelli says: I have always found something in life worth singing about.

Eddie says: Someone's gonna kill me man!

Eddie says: You filthy, double crossing, little fucking filthy, double crossing, filthy, fucking goddamn fucking filthy little RAT!

Eddie says: What am I, a fucking retard, man? Am I A FUCKING RETARD, HUH? I know what this is! Lou's trying to snuff me out because of his GREASY LITTLE NEPHEW being around! WELL, VIVE LA FUCKING FRANCE, MAN!

Charlie Lang says: Acting is how I put bread on the table.

Peter Loew says: Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good.

Little Junior Brown says: I'm going to kill you Red.

Ben Gates says: How absurd.

Ben Sanderson says: I'm like a prickly pear... I'm a prickly pear!

Sailor Ripley says: I guess I started smokin' when I was about four. My Mama was already dead by then from lung cancer.

Lula Pace Fortune says: One of these mornins the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole through the planet like an electrical exray. Sailor Ripley says: That ain't never gonna happen, honey. At least, not in our lifetime. By then they'll be drivin' Buicks to the moon.

Ben Sanderson says: I don’t know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking ’cause my wife left me. Ben Sanderson says: I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking? Cause my wife left me.

Edward Malus says: HOW'D IT GET BURNED? Edward Malus says: How'd it get burned?

Edward Malus says: What's in the bag? A shark, or something?

Larry says: [to Frank] What you gettin'? Frank Pierce says: I'm not hungry. Larry says: Oh yeah, you don't eat food. Frank Pierce says: I eat, I just haven't had coffee yet. Larry says: Coffee and whiskey, lucky you ain't dead with that diet.

Frank Pierce says: You cannot be near the newly dead without feeling it.

Frank Pierce says: I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep.

Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now Switch to kryptonite!!!!! Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now Switch to kryptonite! Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now go to Robin's revenge!!!!! Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Now go to Robin's revenge!

Sean Archer says: You can't give back what you've taken from me Sean Archer says: You can't give back what you've taken from me. Castor Troy says: Oh well, plan B. Let's just kill each other Castor Troy says: Oh well, plan B. Let's just kill each other.

Ben Sanderson says: I'll Tell You, Right Now...I'm In Love With You. Ben Sanderson says: I'll tell you, right now... I'm in love with you.

Ben Sanderson says: Are You Desirable? Are You Irresistible? Ben Sanderson says: Are you desirable? Are you irresistible?

Ben Sanderson says: We Both Know Than I'm A Drunk, And I Know You Are A Hooker. Ben Sanderson says: We both know that I'm a drunk. And I know you are a hooker.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: It doesn't matter how far you run, there are some demons you just can't escape Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: It doesn't matter how far you run. There are some demons you just can't escape. [flames roar]

Eddie says: Hi-fucking-yah!!! Eddie says: Hi-fucking-yah!

Sailor Ripley says: Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom? Lula Pace Fortune says: About fifty thousand times.

Riley Poole says: For the record, Ben, I like the house. Benjamin Franklin Gates says: You know, I chose this estate because in 1812 Charles Carroll met- Riley Poole says: Yeah, someone that did something in history and had fun. Great. Wonderful. Could have had a bigger house!

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: I'm so sorry I dropped you - I had to save the Declaration! Dr. Abigail Chase says: No, don't be. I would have done exactly the same to you. Benjamin Franklin Gates says: Really? Dr. Abigail Chase says: Yeah Riley Poole says: I would've dropped you both! Freaks.

Agent Sadusky says: So, here is your options: Door number one - you go to prison for a very long time. Door number two - we're going to get back the Declaration of Independence; you help us find it, and... you still go to prison for a very long time. But you'll feel better inside. Benjamin Franklin Gates says: Is there a door that doesn't lead to prison? Agent Sadusky says: Someone's got to go to prison, Ben.

Dr. Abigail Chase says: You have the original Silence Dogood letters? Steal those too? Benjamin Franklin Gates says: They're scans of the originals, quiet please. Dr. Abigail Chase says: How did you get scans? Benjamin Franklin Gates says: I know the person who has the originals, now shush! Dr. Abigail Chase says: Why do you need them? Benjamin Franklin Gates says: She really can't shut her mouth, can she? [Offers her the Declaration] Look, I will let you hold this if you promise to *shut up*, please! Benjamin Franklin Gates says: She really can't shut her mouth, can she? [offers her the Declaration] Look, I will let you hold this if you promise to *shut up*, please!

Abigail Chase says: So, the tea tables? Ben Gates says: Yes, I was going to have the movers bring them to you next week. Abigail Chase says: Actually, I was going to say you could keep them. And maybe you could come and move back in with me? Ben Gates says: No, you used the word "so." Ben Gates says: No, you used the word 'so.' Abigail Chase says: So? Ben Gates says: So when you say "so" it means you're angry. Ben Gates says: So when you say 'so' it means you're angry. Abigail Chase says: Sometimes. And then sometimes it doesn't. It's sort of like a puzzle. And you're so good at puzzles I'm sure you'll figure it out. So. (They kiss) Abigail Chase says: Sometimes. And then sometimes it doesn't. It's sort of like a puzzle. And you're so good at puzzles I'm sure you'll figure it out. So. [they kiss]

Ben Gates says: Someone else is after the treasure. Riley Poole says: Of course someone else is after the treasure. It's the axiom of treasure hunting.

Riley Poole says: Look at it this way - in a hundred years, no one is gonna remember anyone involved in the Lincoln assassination besides Booth. Ben Gates says: That's not true. Do you know the expression "His name is mud?" Ben Gates says: That's not true. Do you know the expression 'his name is mud?' Riley Poole says: Yes, of course. Ben Gates says: You do? Do you know the origin of the expression? Riley Poole says: Does anyone but you? Ben Gates says: Dr. Samuel Mudd was convicted of being a co-conspirator in the Lincoln assassination. The evidence was circumstantial, he was later pardoned, but it didn't matter. Mudd's name still lives in infamy, and I will 'not' let Thomas Gates' name be mud Ben Gates says: Dr. Samuel Mudd was convicted of being a co-conspirator in the Lincoln assassination. The evidence was circumstantial, he was later pardoned, but it didn't matter. Mudd's name still lives in infamy, and I will 'not' let Thomas Gates' name be mud.

Ben Gates says: Where's the phone? Patrick Henry Gates says: I don't know son I can't find anything in this mess. Ben Gates says: It's only temporary 'til I can find a new place. Patrick Henry Gates says: Find the old one. I like her!

Peter Loew says: I'm a vampire. Kill me!

Edward Malus says: AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGH MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!

Edward Malus says: This is MURDER! MURDER! You'll all be GUILTY! And you're doing it for NOTHING!

Edward Malus says: What's in the bag, like a shark or something?

Edward Malus says: I swear to god I'll shoot you!

Nathan Arizona Sr. says: Just tell me why you did it. H.I. McDonnough says: We can't have one of our own. Nathan Arizona Sr. says: Well, look. If you can't have kids, you just gotta keep tryin'and hope medical science catches up with you, like Florence and me.

Nadya says: I'm not afraid of you. Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Yeah? Well, you should be.

Yuri Orlov says: There are only two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.

Yuri Orlov says: They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they oughta say is, "Evil prevails." Yuri Orlov says: They say, 'Evil prevails when good men fail to act.' What they oughta say is, 'Evil prevails.'

Yuri Orlov says: Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves "freedom fighters." Yuri Orlov says: Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves 'freedom fighters.'

Yuri Orlov says: That's the trouble with falling in love with a dream girl. They have a habit of becoming real.

Yuri Orlov says: You can't force someone to fall in love with you, but you can definitely improve your odds.

Terence McDonagh says: It's amazing how much you can get done when you've got a single purpose guiding you through life.

Machine Shop Earbender says: So me and Bill were patrolling out 9 mile. H.I. McDonnough says: Bill Roberts? Machine Shop Earbender says: No not that mother scratcher, Bill Parker!

Reverend Koestler says: This isn't the end, son. John Koestler says: I know.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: How does it feel to have all that evil inside of you? All their power, all their souls, a thousand souls to burn. Look into my eyes, your soul is stained by the blood of the innocent, Feel their pain!

H.I. McDonnough says: Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.

Rick Santoro says: Who gives a shit if you're sorry!!!! Rick Santoro says: Who gives a shit if you're sorry!

Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: Daddy I'm scared. Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Come on Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: Is it gunna hurt bad? Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Ah child, only for a second sugar. A hand gun bullet travels at more than... Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: ...seven hundred miles an hour. Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: ...seven hundred miles an hour. So at close range like this the force is going to take you off your feet for sure, but its really no more painful than a punch in the chest. Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: I hate getting punched in the chest. Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: You're gunna be fine baby doll [shoots her]

Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: Did you see the clip? He's actually pretty good. Damon Macready/Big Daddy says: Yeah, good at getting he ass kicked. His name should be Ass Kick instead [laugh] Mindy Macready/Hit Girl says: That doesn't make any sense.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Alcohol gives me nightmares Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: You know alcohol gives me nightmares.

Edward Malus says: Oh of corse, another plant!

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Roadkill.

Cameron Poe says: Put the bunny, back in the box.... Cameron Poe says: Put the bunny, back in the box...

Ben Gates says: I'm gonna kidnap him. Ben Gates says: I'm gonna kidnap the President of the United States.

Benjamin Franklin Gates says: I'm gonna steal it. Riley Poole says: What? Benjamin Franklin Gates says: I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.

Castor Troy says: If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.

Danny says: Did we win? Johnny Cage/Ghost Rider says: Yes. Hell Yes.

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Merry Christmas you assholes!

Dave Spritz says: Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce...

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider says: Your pissing me off!

Dave Spritz says: Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. That's when you know its cold. I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don't. Well maybe they do. Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil... Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven't had a Spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go.