"Okay. Bucket in place... clear escape road ahead.... and...."

"Luna?"

".... Yes, sister?"

"Did I ever told you the story of what happened to one of my personal guard?"

"Uh... No. Which one?"

"That idiot got so personal with me that he came with the brilliant idea of surprising me by splashing me with ice cold water over my head while I was aware."

"....Oh?"

"Do you know what happened to him?"

"W-what happened?"

"Well, I had to accept that he was the most skilled at stealthy attack I've seen. Then, he was sent to the darkest dungeon we had for.... years... as an example."

".... J-just for a... trick?"

"Not a simple trick. I had to show my guard how they had to respect me as princess."

"Right."

"Also, I taught me to when someopony I about to-"

*SPLASH*

".... AHHHH!!! C-cold!"

"And I learned to attack you while at your most vulnerable, when you are lecturing somepony."

She ran away.

"Point taken."

Luna kept running, giggling like a filly, while Celestia tried to dry herself by shaking the water off her coat and mane. But she kept reading, which made Luna perplexed.



"Good. She didn't realized it yet."

*SPLASH*

Far away, a wet lunar princess screamed of surprise.

"He also taught me how he did it and you are my 356th victim, Luna. Yet."





Wonderful work

