Just the front is almost too beautiful to put into words - but i'll try: A shark fighting a stegosaurus with lasers in the midst of a hail of broccoli and bacon. Oh. My. God. You bite the card, the card bites back!

The reverse side has a nice hand drawn santa and written greeting message roughly translated as:

To radiation shield

Have a smashing xmas and a fantastic new year

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PS. I was going to send you some bacon as well, but figured it was a bit inconvenient to ship so im sending you some candy instead