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Moving in with a girl can be amazing. Magic happens when a man finally decides it’s time to be domesticated and cohabitate with his lady friend. Suddenly you feel compelled not piss all over the seat. You actually have a decent stockpile of extra toilet paper so you don’t have to wipe your ass with take-out napkins from the pizza joint. Somehow moldy, expired food from the fridge just disappears into the trash instead of composting away next to last night’s leftovers.

It’s an amazing thing. After years of living in sloppy bachelor filth, men discover that MAYBE this whole having a life partner thing isn’t as terrible as married men on sit-coms make it seem. Maybe — just maybe — having a ball-and-chain meets not only our needs for intimacy, but also keeping us in check as human beings.

Arthur Dayne a.k.a. @wenotsocks on Twitter recently moved in with his girlfriend. He had his mind blown when she started taking care of him by changing the sheets and folding his clothes. And, in his own words, all he had to do is the following:

That’s the life, man. That’s the life. Here’s the whole tale: