TEASER FADE IN: INT. MALORY’S OFFICE - DAY ISIS’s staff is gathered in Malory’s office. She has yet to arrive and the personnel are getting rowdy. Pam is dressed in full cowboy gear: A ten gallon hat, overalls, and cowboy boots. CHEYRL Ugh, gag my eyes out with a rusty spoon. I’m sooo bored!!! PAM Howdy partner, it’s a dandy day. CYRIL You know you can’t just declare Friday’s Wild West day. PAM Why? What’s wrong there stranger? Don’t like the get up? I just migh t hav e to take you to th e ba rn and mount you. Archer lets out a laugh. ARCHER I’d totally rock a cowboy hat. Malory comes running in. MALORY We have very little time so everyone listen. PAM Finally, Yes to Western Ho-Down Fridays at the office. Cyril lets out a cold shiver. MALORY Pam, never in a million years. Ray, I’m going to need a apache attack helicopter ready to lift off in fifteen. Lana... Archer, gear up. LANA What’s going on?