NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has today announced revised plans to move 31 of the league’s teams to Los Angeles.

While it was previously believed that the St. Louis Rams and/or the San Diego Chargers would make the move, now it would appear that all of the teams in the NFL will move to LA, save for one.

‘LA has been crying out for football for so long. We think it’s only fair that, after not having a team for over 20 years, that Los Angeles gets almost ALL the football for awhile,’ said Goodell.

The mass relocation to LA has the benefit of an easier travel schedule for players and coaches as well as generally improved weather. As an added bonus nearly every game will more or less be a home game and there will be football every day to workaround the teams to stadiums ratio in LA.

The only team that will not be relocating is the Cleveland Browns because nobody wants the Browns.