My Santa was so quick to message me and that alone already made me happy because yay I got matched with a real person (my condolences to those who got matched with ghosts)!!! From here on, I'm gonna assume my totally secretive Santa is a girl so I will use girl pronouns because girl power. #SpiceGirls2016

First off, she apologized for not personalizing my gift and I was just like "damn she's quick to send a gift, someone's (as) excited (as me)!" Gurrrrl, even if you just sent a box of matches, I'd still be grateful because Christmas makes me happy and its the thought that counts.

I tracked my package like a schoolgirl eagerly stalking her crush on Facebook. I was anxious because I had it delivered to my school and it was almost Christmas break. It arrived a day after the last day of school so I immediately went to pick it up. Didn't even shower. Disclaimer: I didn't stink and no insect slipped across my oily T-zone.

There it is. A green parcel. OH MY GOD I FEEL BUBBLE WRAP. Inside the parcel, two boxes encased in bubble wrap. Opened the smaller one and OMG WHAT A THING OF BEAUT! It was a lovely contour kit and I was already possessing a joker smile. But wait, there's MORE! Unwrapped the other box and there it is, the BYS SPECIAL EDITION GLAMOURBOX. Omg I was already spazzing and I don't even know what's inside! Deets on the video.

Thank you so much, Santa. YOU ARE THE BEST. This is really the best gift I received this Christmas. Thank you, thank you for the love! ❤️ :-*