A week ago I received a letter explaining that the package was going to be late, the letter included an empty candy wrapper that my gifter said she enjoyed on my behalf.

This week I was out of town for work and knew that a package had arrived at my home for me. Anticipation is a b*tch. I got home and there it was but what was it.

The first thing was a little note/photo from Bryan James and his Mom; I think Bryan James is the name of my gifters dog.

Secondly a t-shirt, I love t-shirts but this t-shirt just may be one of the creepiest things I have ever seen. The screen print of the dude's face makes me feel like I have to take a shower.

Third and the home run hit, a squirrel head mask! I had been considering buying a horse head but this squirrel is awesome! Everyone one has a horse head, I haven't seen anybody with the squirrel head. And considering I didn't have any costume ideas/plans for this year this is being rocked.

Thank you gifter, the t-shirt will scare small children and the mask will terrify the neighborhood dogs.