A porn star turned wannabe politician wants people to give him money so he can be buried in a gigantic remote-controlled penis.

Johnny Rockard says he is planning to ‘go off in style’ after announcing he has been diagnosed with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

Specifically, he means being buried inside a 6ft-long phallic shaped coffin that would, of course, be complete with a pair of testicles and he has started crowdfunding to get his project off the ground.

Johnny Rockard needs £5,000 to make his remote-controlled penis coffin (Picture: Go Fund Me)

He needs £5,000 to build the penis on wheels as he admits ‘no one is going to want to be a pallbearer carrying a cock’.




The crowdfunder will also pay for a hydraulic mechanism that will make the coffin erect at an angle during the service.

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The former Bristol mayoral candidate, whose real name is Johnny Langley, said: ‘I know there will be people who will contribute to it because they want to see the back of me, there will be those who contribute to it because they think it’s absolutely hilarious.

‘This is quite a historical moment – no one has ever been buried or cremated in a penis before.

‘It’s just me mocking the whole thing about funerals, completely ripping the traditional idea apart and having a bloody laugh at the same time.’

The coffin will have an hydraulic mechanism to make it erect during the service (Picture: Go Fund Me)

Johnny posted an 11-minute video on his Go Fund Me page where he whipped out a dildo to explain his idea.

Writing on his page he asks ‘heretics, apostates, iconoclasts and hedonistic party lovers’ to ‘come join the party’ as a ‘middle finger salute to tradition as people know it’.

‘I care not a stuff for ceremonies, especially religious ones,’ he wrote.

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‘So absolutely no prayers whatsoever shall be uttered. No mention of god or blessings. Just a truly and wonderfully anarchistic event of vicars and tarts suitably and scurrilously anti-dressed for the occasion.’

Johnny, who had a 40-year career starring in porn films, plans to set up a dedicated Facebook group page, Twitter account, and a ‘very tongue-in-cheek’ blog entitled ‘Death Door Diaries’ for his penis coffin.