Opinion: I am Part of the Trump Administration and I Think Trump Sucks Ass

Opinion (the Plebian):

The Plebian has gotten in touch with an unnamed SENOIR White House official. At the Plebian we normally publish the names of the sources we make up but in this case our imaginary source will remain anonymous. We think that this piece contains important perspective on daily White House interactions

Hello, I’m a White House official and I’m writing to confirm your suspicions that Trump sucks ass. Trump does indeed suck ass and he does so in more ways then you could possibly imagine.

Mr. Trump constantly has to be convinced to not do blatantly illegal and juvenile acts. For 6 hours members of his cabinet had to convince him not to place a burning bag of dog poop outside of Nancy Pelosi’s office.

Because of Trump’s inability to lead the country there is constant talk of using the 25th amendment to get rid of the president. Others have shipped anonymous packages to Muellers office in hopes of indicating him. I only hope that the cabinet uses the constitution as it’s lodestar and decides to get rid of him.

There is a silent coup waiting to topple the presidents administration. But the real difference will be made by citizens, sick of our republican shit, voting us out of office.

Mike Pence

The author is some evil swamp bastard who hates the president as much as normal people