Let the fanfics commence! I'll just hide at Twilight's house. *House burns and Oujia board comes out of nowhere*

Okay, how about Sweet Appl- *Big Mac next to the farm with a bloody knife* Maybe I can hang out with Cherile- *Cheerilee next to her garden dress up as Jigsaw* Maybe I can go to Cloudsa- *Remembers the 'Rainbow Factory' song* I think I might get a free cupcake while their fig- *Rainbow Dash getting taken to Arkhem because she killed somepony that looks like Pinkie* I guess I'll just get a new dres- *Sees Raity wearing a dress out of ponies* Well, I guess I can babysit Appleblo- *See her getting chased by The Blanks* Maybe I can hang out with Lu- *Scary Applebloom kills Luna* Oh well, Fluttershy can't be so bad, rig- *Fluttershy goes insane and kills random ponies* Oh com' on!