I got a big, heavy box today from Utz! I'm in the Army and I'm stationed on the west coast, so there's no Utz, which is my favorite brand from back east. My mystery gifter got me all the best things! I am in awe with what he/she got me. He/she even stalked me enough to find out (or they knew) about the Army Song, with the line "And the Army goes rolling along" in it and then used it as a pun in the gift note.

Thank you so very much, you don't know how much I love you right now. Thankfully I took a PT test somewhat recently, so I have time to burn off all these calories. My supervisor is gonna hate you if I get a surprise PT test in the near future

Oh, and my wife (from the same area back east) feels just about the same.