On this Eve of Christmas, I heard a knock at the door, The postman had come, with a box full of adore, I grabbed at the box, and signed the clipboard, Then whisked away quickly, to unbox my Christmas horde.

As I opened the box, My eyes filled with joy, Santa had given Pyro, a creative fun toy, The first of the gifts, was a kit of woodburning, My artistic side, praised the new learning.

I thought to myself, How the hell do I do this? To answer my question, was a book of pure bliss, Pyrography Workbook, the book was entitled, How to Burn Wood, is the laymen's titled.

I looked at these gifts, and it was a fine sight, I spotted a letter, from a Lady or Knight, Twas a fine read, but it wasn't from China, Instead San Diego, German for Whale's Vagina.

Thank you my mysterious Secret Santa, I would send thee an upvote but I do not know your name