fan: it's that famous guy! i'm gonna shake his hand! fan (shaking hands): you're the best, dude! famous guy: thanks! fan: i bet i can crush your hand! one two three GO! famous guy: OW! OWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWW! famous guy: my HAND! jeez! why did you do that? fan: wait. are you keith? keith "the uncrushable" benser? famous guy: no! i'm harry "the delicate" smithton fan: i am... terribly sorry about that