“Sleeping” Together

Isn’t it amazing how two species can live in complete harmony together?

I’m currently deaf in one ear due to an insane build up of wax and I’m too cheap and broke to go to the special doctor who keeps the ear vacuum hostage. You know, I’m pretty sure it’s affecting my taste even. We always go “isn’t it amazing how your nose accounts for so much of your taste.” but we never say “Isn’t it great how you can’t normally hear your food getting mashed up inside your own head?” Becky and I tried ear drop things but it turned out to be cement. So now I’ve resorted to using my hand as some sort of make shift toilet plunger on my head and damn it it’s working.