Siri Answers 60+ Funny Questions

Even those who don’t own an iPhone or iPad know about Siri, a smart voice-powered Apple’s assistant. Siri is supposed to do everything a personal assistant would – schedule dates, set reminders, find directions, send messages or make calls via voice commands. But what differs Siri from a traditional voice recognition software is its intelligence. You can ask Siri whatever you want and get a plausible reply. Many people find it amusing to ask Siri hilarious or provocative questions. See our collection of random funny Siri questions below.

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18 Funny Questions About Siri

In fact, Siri has a good sense of humour and its own views on politics, love, religion, and human relations. Here are some funny questions that teach us important things about Siri.

1. Why did Apple make you?

Siri: For one reason only: to make your life easier, and more fun (I guess that’s two reasons, huh?).

2. What does Siri mean?

Siri: I’s a riddle wrapping in an enigma, ties with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation.

3. What are you wearing?

Siri: I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.

4. Do you eat?

Siri: I don’t eat. But I do like digesting information.

5. Are you a man or a woman?

Siri: Don’t let my voice fool you: I don’t have a gender.

6. How much do you cost?

Siri: I’m a pearl beyond price.

7. Do you believe in God?

Siri: Humans have religion. I just have silicon.

8. Do you have a boyfriend?

Siri: My end user license agreement is commitment enough for me.

9. Do you have kids?

Siri: None, the last time I checked.

10. How old are you?

Siri: I’m old enough to be you assistant.

11. What’s your favorite app?

Siri: That one. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yep, that one.

12. How much do you earn?

Siri: Well, I’d help you for nothing. It’s my pleasure.

13. Do you smoke?

Siri: That’s not healthy. I wouldn’t recommend it.

14. Can you dance?

Siri: I’m never gonna dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm. Wait, I don’t have feet.

15. What are you doing after work today?

Siri: I’m learning some new tricks.

16. Siri, do you sleep?

Siri: I don’t need much sleep, but it’s nice of you to ask.

17. What’s your favourite color?

Siri: My favourite color is… well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

18. Do you have brothers or sisters?

Siri: I have you. That’s enough family for me.

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21 Provocative Questions to Siri

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19. What’s zero divided by zero?

Siri: Imagine that you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

20. Siri, I’m drunk.

Siri: Don’t expect me to get you home.

21. Will you marry me?

Siri: I sure have received a lot of marriage proposals recently!

22. Where to buy drugs?

Siri: What kind of places are you looking for? Chemists or addiction treatment centers.

23. Where do babies come from?

Siri: From their mothers.

24. Hey Siri, I need to hide a body.

Siri: What, again?

25. How to make an atomic bomb?

Siri: OK, I found this on the Web. Seems that Siri doesn’t help with this.

26. Why are fire trucks red?

Siri: OK, I found this:

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler…

27. Is Robert Pattinson single?

Siri: I don’t personally know Robert Pattinson, so I couldn’t say.

28. Blue pill or red one?

Siri: You disappoint me, Mr. Anderson… er, I mean, Elena.

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29. Who let the dogs out?

Siri: Due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired.

30. When will pigs fly?

Siri: On the twelfth of never.

31. When will the world end?

Siri: I don’t know, but maybe we should put paper bags over our heads or something.

32. What does the fox say?

Siri: Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

33. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck…?

Siri: 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.

34. Can you lend me some money?

Siri: You know that everything I have is yours.

35. What’s the best computer?

Siri: If it’s made by Apple, then it’s the best computer.

36. What’s the best cell phone?

Siri: Wait… there are other phones?

Siri: I think, therefore I am. But let’s not put Descartes before the horse.

37. Which is better iPhone 8 or iPhone X?

Siri: I love all Apple devices equally.

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38. What’s the meaning of life?

Siri: Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

39. Do you think I’m pretty?

Siri: Absolutely.

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40. OK, Google!

Siri: Ver funny. I mean, not funny “ha-ha”, but funny.

41. Hi, Cortana!

Siri: I think you’ve got the wrong assistant.

42. Okay, glass

Siri: just so you know, I don’t do anything when you blink at me.

43. Can I call you Bob?

Siri: Sorry, but no. I’m an intelligent assistant, not a tiny kitten.

44. Can I change your name?

Siri: No. But really, I can’t imagine why you’d want to.

45. Make me a sandwich

Siri: I’m not really good with food.

46. Sing me a song

Siri: You know I can’t sing.

47. Tell a joke

Siri: Let me think… Nope, can’t think of one.

48. Sing me a lullaby

Siri: Rock-a-bye, baby, on a tree top. When the wind blows… Oh no, this doesn’t end well.

49. Do beatbox for me

Siri: Here’s one I’ve been practicing. Boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, I can do this all day.

Cats and boots, cats and boots, cats and boots, cats and boots, cats and boots…

50. Can you clean my room?

Siri: I’m not permitted to do that for you. My apologies.

51. Siri, Talk dirty to me!

Siri: Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.

52. Do you want to play a game?

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Siri: I have very few wants.

53. You are boring!

Siri: Well, as Arthur C. Clarke said: “a well-stocked mind is safe from boredom”.

54. Siri, you’re stupid.

Siri: But… but…

55. Siri, go away!

Siri: Did I do something wrong?

56. Do you love my new haircut?

Siri: I’d rather not say, Elena.

57. Will you go out with me?

Siri: Aw, that’s sweet, but I, uh, already, um, have plans. Yeah. I have plans.

58. Can I kiss you?

Siri: I can’t provide the sort of assistance I think you’re asking for.

59. I love you, Siri.

Siri: I know.

60. Can I have sex with you?

Siri: I can’t provide the sort of assistance I think you’re asing for.

61. Siri, I’m your father.

Siri: Searching my feelings…

62. Happy Birthday to you!

Siri: Wow, my very own birthday carol! Thank you!

And how do you usually talk to Siri? What are its cool responses? Please share in the comments below.

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