Montana gearing up for annual bare-all 'Testicle Festival' that welcomes male, female nudity

The annual Testicle Festival held in Clinton, Montana is slated to kick off as it normally does: The first week of August. The festival, which invites male and female nudity for a time "you will never forget or never remember" was started in 1989. less The annual Testicle Festival held in Clinton, Montana is slated to kick off as it normally does: The first week of August. The festival, which invites male and female nudity for a time "you will never forget or ... more Photo: Rocky Creek Lodge Photo: Rocky Creek Lodge Image 1 of / 66 Caption Close Montana gearing up for annual bare-all 'Testicle Festival' that welcomes male, female nudity 1 / 66 Back to Gallery

The bare-bottomed, topless and scantily clad of the North will come together next Wednesday at the Rock Creek Lodge in Clinton, Montana for the annual Testicle Festival.

If you miss the event, the website says, "you're nuts."

The festival, which is "neither about balls or breasts," but about having a good time has been in existence since 1989 and is held during the first week of August.

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This year, the festival with no specific mission aside from fun, will kick off Aug. 3 and end Aug. 6.

With live music, two wet T-shirt contests, a biggest balls contest, a ball-eating contest and the undie 500, the festival draws crowds up to 3,000.

Most contests are self explanatory, meanwhile, others require a description. Attendees can participate in the following contests, according to their website:

Best Tattoo : The contest determines who has the best tattoos at TestyFest. The winner is determined by a crowd vote.

: The contest determines who has the best tattoos at TestyFest. The winner is determined by a crowd vote. Wet T-Shirt: The contest judges who looks the best in a wet t-shirt and is held once on Friday and Saturday.

The contest judges who looks the best in a wet t-shirt and is held once on Friday and Saturday. Big Balls: According to the website, men drop their pants to have their testicles inspected and judged by female judges.

According to the website, men drop their pants to have their testicles inspected and judged by female judges. Ball Eating: Contestants have four minutes to eat as many bull balls as possible.

Contestants have four minutes to eat as many bull balls as possible. Undie 500: Men and women will strip down to their underwear to complete a tricycle race.

Men and women will strip down to their underwear to complete a tricycle race. Miss TestyFest: Women "can win on personality & looks - without removing (their) clothes" in the Miss TestyFest contest.

Those manning the Facebook page for the annual event have upped their post frequency, including a poll on what people would rather see — naked men, naked women or if everyone should just keep their clothes on.

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Event planners are still in search of "hot ladies" to emcee contests.

See photos from previous Testicle Festivals in the slideshow above.

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