Tom Brady and Donald Trump are best buddies no more.

Each is having a rough week. But don’t expect any 5:17 a.m. text messages back and forth from the White House to Brady’s latest cellphone commiserating about losses in South Florida or Alabama.

Trump “expresses disappointment that Tom Brady, the New England Patriots quarterback, has distanced himself” from the president, The New York Times reported Sunday.

The Trump-Brady bromance has been top-of-Mount Washington cold for months, according to the Times. It is now on IR until further notice.

Gisele Bundchen built a wall between her husband and Trump. She laid the first brick with an Instagram answer of “no” after being asked in November 2016 if she and her husband were supporting Trump. She subsequently asked her spouse not to discuss politics.

Brady was a no-show at the Patriots’ White House visit this past April. He cited his mom’s ill health as the reason. There was no mention of his wife’s antipathy toward the 45th president.

The first rule of Gisele’s Wrath is not to talk about Gisele’s Wrath. After 28 years of marriage, I can say Brady clearly made the right call there.

Trump, incredibly, never mentioned Brady’s name during his speech honoring the Patriots. TB12 criticized Trump for his scathing comments about NFL players in September.

Their relationship began more than 15 years ago, as Brady judged one of Trump’s beauty pageants. If there had been a dossier detailing any illicit acts from that trip, we would have seen it in the Wells Report.

Trump often tweeted his support of Brady during Deflategate. A “Make America Great Again” hat was spotted in Brady’s locker in 2015. That triggered a rampage of NFL State Run Media types and Social Justice Warriors dressed as journalists demanding that Brady completely repudiate Trump or be interned at Guantanamo Bay.

Brady stood by The Donald as the GOP primaries neared — telling WEEI’s “Dennis and Callahan Show” in December 2015 that Trump was a “good friend” and that he supports “all my friends in everything they do.”

That same interview offered a glimpse as to why Brady and Trump connected.

“It’s pretty remarkable what he’s achieved in his life,” the GOAT said. “You’re going from business, kind of an incredible business man and then a TV star, and then getting into politics … I think that is pretty remarkable.”

This was 11 months before the Russians voted 2,970,733 times for Trump in Pennsylvania.

Brady and Trump still have much in common post-friendship, starting with their deep affection for Robert Kraft.

Neither Brady nor Trump ever find much love from The Establishment. Brady’s biggest foil has been NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. Trump’s biggest foil has been himself — followed by Goodell and everyone else.

Each has been counted out on countless occasions. Trump and Russian Facebook bots defeated 16 GOP candidates and Hillary Clinton to steal the White House.

Brady spotted the universe four weeks during the regular season and 25 points in Super Bowl LI. Next time, the universe will need Kryptonite, Eli Manning, Vladimir Putin, or all of the above.

Trump’s approval rating hit another low yesterday. Brady’s offense went 0-for-11 on 3rd down conversions in that gruesome 27-20 loss to the Dolphins.

“Sources say” Trump has been on the verge of impeachment, commitment and/or arrest since his inauguration. A chorus of “insiders” and “experts” seized the digital and broadcast space this week to offer their updated versions of Brady’s professional obituary.

It’s over. Right?

The Patriots play the Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday, a team Brady owns like Terry Bradshaw once did. And the GOP may actually pass a long-awaited tax cut soon.

Now, if these two guys could only kiss and make up.

Bill Speros (aka Obnoxious Boston Fan) tweets @RealOBF and can be reached at bsperos1@gmail.