We got a $3 qualifier for the Barstool Common Man Championship on DraftKings this weekend. Stoolies only. First 2,000 entries get a free Barstool vs Everybody Tee. RIP T-Shirt Chip. Win and you’re in a $20k contest live from 310 Bowery with everybody from HQ. Sign up now.

What a week! The question of the week remains… would you rather have Cankles or be caught sleeping at work by the Nate Dawg??? Either way you look at it you’re in a nightmare situation. Stool Scenes Episode 39 is here.