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Poor Jose Mourinho.

Well, not really. It's pretty hard to have any sympathy for old Jose after his antics at Anfield this season - especially given he gallivanted along the touchline in a bubble-style gillet (why do you need a bodywarmer in May?) and a battered pair of tracksuit pants.

In an attempt at some positive PR / to keep the spotlight on himself / to pass the time after Dinner Date (delete as applicable), the Chelsea boss decided to partake in a Q&A session on Twitter using the hashtag #AskJose.



As with all of these sort of things, mischief ensued. Why ask him about the intricacies of 4-3-3 when you can ask him parked buses, £110m, Roman Abramovich and designer stubble?

Here's a collection of questions he was asked. The Special One may hope he has a special computer to filter out some of these...

And the one everybody really wants to know...

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