PEDICABO ego uos et irrumabo, 1 I'll sodomize and clintonize you,

Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, 2 oral Aurelius and anal Furius,

qui me ex uersiculis meis putastis, 3 who have supposed me to be immodest, on account of my verses,

quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum. 4 because these are rather voluptuous and not very modest.

nam castum esse decet pium poetam 5 For the sacred poet ought to be chaste himself,

ipsum, uersiculos nihil necesse est; 6 his verses need not be so;

qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem, 7 which, in the end, only have wit and charm

si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici, 8 if they are rather voluptuous and not very modest,

et quod pruriat incitare possunt, 9 and are able to stimulate desire,

non dico pueris, sed his pilosis 10 and I don't mean in boys, but in these hairy men

qui duros nequeunt mouere lumbos. 11 who cannot move their stiff thighs.

uos, quod milia multa basiorum 12 Just because you read about many thousands of kisses,