Kim and Kourtney Kardashian took Kourtneys stupid baby to the pool in Miami the other day, and Kim held him up against her hugely awesome tits. Unfortunately for him it’s all downhill from here. Those are probably the best tits he’ll ever see and his skull hasn’t even hardened yet. He’s gonna be one of those people in a mental ward who mutter under their breath and just draw circles, again and again, on everything, nothing but two big perfect circles, and no one will know what it means, except for us.