AN okay so last chapter was a funny one but this one and the one afterwards is srious so prepare

eridan walked in the room and he looked so gorgeous. he seemed confident and hes eyes went right onto mine. he was wearing his cape and a purple cardigan that was a v neck and his shirt enhanced his yummy muscles.

he sat next to me. "hello stacia my dar" he said and i smiled blushingly.

dave threw his cape on the ground in anger. i predtended not to notice but smirks a bit to myself. laura introduced herself to eridan and said "woooow stacia i can see why you think he is so hunky" and i blushed.

i couldn't even believe that here i was on another planet with my bff and my soon to be boyfriend. i never thought that would happen just one month ago and yet here we were.

doctor scratch went off the roll call and saw everyone was here. "excellent lets begin " he said.

mr hussie came in again and threw his sandwich in my face. i was wrong, it was egg salad.

the people on detention were laura, dave, eridan, me, john, equius and mituna.

"why is everyone here" said doctor scratch in his sexy irish accent.

"i accidenttally skipped class" i said.

"i showed the principal my nipples" said laura and we all laughed.

"i took a poop on the floor" said mutuna sadly. he looked really ashsamed and he was so cute and mentally disabled. we all felt bad for him and wanted to hug him.

i wiped the egg salad off my face and laura whispered to me that she approves of eridan and thinks dave is a douchebag. i didnt hear what either of them said as to why they are in detention but i hugged laura because her opinion means a lot to me.

"i am here every week because i love to be punished" said equius.

dave's friends came in and pointed and laughed at us.

"who are those idiots" asked doctor scratch when they left.

"brod and jefferey" i said.

dave laughed coldly. "those arent really their names you bitch. i was being irionic."

i couldn't even believe he just called me a bitch. eridan got up and punched dave square in the face. "no one messes with my gillfriend" he said and i swooned. he kissed me in front of everyone. it was so dramatic and romantic. i melted like puddy into his arms.

"stop that immediately you twats" said doc scratch "or i will do this to you" and he spanked damara hard

we both sat down, scared of his spankings

"for detention none of you are allowed to listen to music, smile, laugh, be happy, wink, smirk or even cough" he said pacing. we gulped. "you must all read this plamphet on how to behave and futher you must write an apology directly to me"

we all sighed and started to write and read

"the essay must be 12 pages or longer" said doctor scratch and he rubbed damaras ass while she giggled.

just as we took our paper out the principal walked in which made us all laugh because laura was in the room and he saw her nipples

"shut up" he yelled

"sollux captor is dead"