This has to be a record:

GREEK FINANCE MINISTER RAPANOS RESIGNS; PRIME MINISTER ACCEPTS

This is the same guy who was appointed last week, and who fainted after seeking the official Greek numbers. In fact we are not sure he ever got an official appointment. And elsewhere:

CYPRUS REQUESTS EU AID

CYPRUS SEEKS EXTERNAL FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE FROM EURO AREA: China just said NEIN

Prepare the bath salt firehose.

Repanos: we hardly knew thee. Courtesy of William Banzai, this is what happened when Rapanos...

...saw the inside of the Greek Finance Ministry: