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Roland: This is Roland Hedley at the scene of the latest outrage from the atheist war on Christmas... the tragic overturning of a nativity manger! Heather: Roland, this is Heather. Is the baby Jesus okay? Roland: Well, there's not actual baby Jesus, Heather, just a 40-watt lightbulb. But the manger has definitely been desecrated. Either that or the wind blew it over. Heather; Roland, do you see any atheists? Are you in danger?