Hey Blitz next time u cozy up to my gf put that "situation" back in ur pants. pic.twitter.com/zQYNY5dHAQ — Jon Ryan (@JonRyan9) November 10, 2014

Well, this certainly seems like an innocent--

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GADZOOKS

That's an unfortunate tail placement, Seahawks mascot. A very, very unfortunate tail placement. Here, let's help you out with that a bit:

Ahhhhh. MUCH better.

Also this weekend: The Seahawks live hawk flew into the crowd and landed on a fan's head.