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A question is a sentence worded or expressed so as to elicit information from another individual or individuals.

You: NOT A QUESTION

You: FUCKING RETARD

Stranger: Which this is not.

You: yes

You: stranger

You: i like how you type your sentence with a capital letter for the first word and a period to end it

You: do you think you're better than me?

You: huh?

You: do you?

Stranger: I do.

You: damn

You: :(

You: why

You: i's just as goods as yous

You: ah no mah language

You: just as good

Stranger: Because only people of a "higher" mental station could be capable of such things.

You: damn i's nevers gon be able to type dose dayum periods thingies

You: i's just a poor old blacksmith

You: with uneducated

You: so stranger

You: what are you up to

You: since you seem educated

Stranger: Do you mean unedumacated?

You: hopefully it's not masterbating

You: thats what i meant!

You: you speak the poor tongue

You: you must be one of us

Stranger: I had a talk with a 14 year old girl about masturbation.

Stranger: I am

You: whoa

Stranger: I rose through the ranks

You: hopefully someday i could too..

You: if only

You: why would u talk with a 14 yr old about mastrubation

Stranger: She was convinced it was gross.

Stranger: I... ah... convinced her.

You: nice

Stranger: I know.

You: i had a talk with a 14 yr old girl that got boned at 14

You: actually she was 18

You: but she said she got boned at 14

You: i convinced her she was a slut

Stranger: So it's not pedophilic?

Stranger: That's harsh bro.

You: true bro

You: so bro

Stranger: Broski.

You: what are both of us broskis gonna do

Stranger: Fuck bitches.

Stranger: Get money.

You: how can we

You: all these hoes be all up in those dildos these days

Stranger: Disregard females.

Stranger: Acquire currency.

You: they have 9 inch monsters

You: destroy their vadges

You: and they're like oh why cant i feel your penis

You: im like, bitch

You: maybe if you dont shove a 9 inch monster

You: in there

You: every fucking day

You: youd feel my penile wrath

You: u know

You: ?

Stranger: If this was reddit I would upvote for penile wrath.

You: haha

You: then put it up there

Stranger: There's a subreddit for Omegle, did you know?

You: im well aware

Stranger: Ah.

Stranger: Quite a neat little thing isn't it?

You: yes, very enjoyable

You: anyway, lets get down to business

You: asl

You: i need this pretty badly

Stranger: M14.

You: so plz be a f

You: DAMN

Stranger: TARNATION.

You: don't worry

You: we'll make it work

Stranger: We're all in this together.

You: yes, yes we are

You: i wonder if you could make a humancentipad from the bottom ends

You: you know?

You: like the 2 bottom sides

You: instead of mouth to anus

You: like in the movie

Stranger: The poo would just flow together.

You: why not anus to penis

Stranger: Oh god...

You: plot for a sequel

You: imo

Stranger: Well when the person poops

You: i should get royalties

Stranger: They would poop the penis out.

Stranger: And then the penis would be torn off.

You: no its stuck in there

You: the poo would just go into the penis hole

You: and into the next person

You: youd have to have a diet of laxatives though

You: so pretty much straight up taco bell

You: for every meal

Stranger: The poo would flow into the scrotum.

Stranger: Would you like poo filled scrotum?

You: if i can make money off of it then sure

Stranger: ...

You: naaa

You: jk

You: i like my scrotum

Stranger: So do I.

You: so are we gonna sexy time chat kik or not?

Stranger: Twist: I'm a girl.

You: YES

You: this is awesome

You: ive been waiting for this for so long

Stranger: No it was for the joke...

You: FUCK

You: totally killed my boner

You: can you just pretend you're a girl

You: i have access to porn, but this is SO much better

You: who needs porn when i can chat on omegle

Stranger: Hey you wanna call me?

You: maybe?

You: call me maybe

You: hey i just met you

You: and this is crazy

Stranger: I just met you.

You: but heres my number

You: so GET IN MY PUSSY

You: its like that hoe cant get enough of her dildo

You: that she wants some guy to get in there too

Stranger: Damn you typing faster because you do not use correct spelling and punctuation.

You: i know

Stranger: Also: she has nude pics.

You: my typing speed is around 95 wpm

You: dayum really?

You: where

You: i must find them

You: correct puncutation is overated

You: i'm not writing an essay here

You: this isn't for class

Stranger: Shit son.

Stranger: 40 wpm...

You: wtf

You: no wy

You: way

You: you have to be slightly retarded to type less than 60

Stranger: *feelsbadman.jpg

Stranger: Welll

Stranger: I don't know

You: realtestically speaking though, i feel like a lot of people type grammatically correct to make themselves think that they're smart and above people

You: which actually doesnt mean much

You: since if i wanted to

Stranger: Testically.

Stranger: :P

You: i could type grammatically correct too

You: but i chose not to

You: cause i dont see the pooint

Stranger: ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH.

You: :D

You: agagagaga

You: good one

Stranger: (310) 477-6565

You: whats that bro

You: bra

You: gurl

Stranger: Call me maybe?

You: thats so not your number

Stranger: I live in LA.

You: what if im a 66 ur old pedophile

You: with testacular cancer

You: that has 1 yr left with his trsticles

You: which means

You: oh and has no children

You: and it's his last chance to impregnateabitch so continuie is linage

You: u best be careful gurl

You: u best really be careful

You: his*

Stranger: Who would want to have sex with that?

You: fuk i really gotta slow my typing

You: who says you'll have a choice

Stranger: "Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger"

You: but she aint messing with no broke NIGGER

You: sorry, im not racist or anything

You: i just find it funny when white kids, like mtyself, try to talk black

You: and say NIGGER instead of nigga

Stranger: WKUK

You: dafrak is that

You: yea i watch battlestargalactica

You: so what

You: well i used to

You: that show is bananas

Stranger: B

Stranger: A

Stranger: N

Stranger: A

Stranger: N

Stranger: A

Stranger: Anas

You: speaking of bananas, i was look at wtf on reddit, and theres spiders in them bananars, so make sure your gurl doesnt use it to masterbate

You: cause then that spider gonna be living inside her vadge

You: and then when u go in there

You: ...

You: game over mna

You: man

You: they go inside your dick

You: and eat your sperm

Stranger: I saw a gif

You: and you dont get to have any kids

Stranger: A spider crawled up a womans nose.

Stranger: :O

You: thats why shes gotta you a nose scratchaaa

You: mmm nose scratchaaa

You: i use my fingers actually

You: saves money

Stranger: Live better.

Stranger: Walmart.

You: i like the walmart comments, but it's like, that doesnt change the fact you have sweatshops in other countries you bastards

You: never forget who they are

Stranger: I still have not gotten your age and gender.

You: 23 Male

You: im like a grandpa on omegle

You: but its all good though

You: i like the little kids

You: so vivacious

You: and naiive

Stranger: Pedobear!

You: yes aint nothing like talking sexy time with a 12 yr old

Stranger: Aww Mister Pedobear Gramps!

You: i haven't gotten your asl

You: either

You: are you perchance a 12 yr old girl?

You: or boy..

You: thatll work too

Stranger: Nay, sir.

You: oh

You: then what are you

You: are you a robet

Stranger: M15.

You: wtf

You: u said 14 b4

You: whose number was that btw

You: i completely 4got to call it

Stranger: I have routed a team of highly specialized hackers to you IP address.

Stranger: I am from M15.

You: thats ok, i dont mind

You: oo right

You: like M5

You: the russian league of legends team

You: so anyway

You: whose number was that

You: are we gonna be bffs now

You: since i have your number?

Stranger: It was (310) 477-6565

You: oh btw, if this is going to the police: DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE. I DO NOT LIKE CHILDREN AND I DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THEM AND I DONT SEXY TIME CHAT KIK 4CHAN WITH THEM EITHER

You: yea no way im getting into that kinda trouble again

You: fucking bs

You: nah mean?

Stranger: Again?

Stranger: ...

You: jk

You: i love to troll

Stranger: Right Jk...

You: oh yea jk about that

You: i troll sometimes

You: but sometimes i dont troll

You: so who knows when im telling the turth

You: turth hurts

You: turth hurts a lot

Stranger: The team of highly trained hackers has uploaded your data matrix.

Stranger: To my hard drive.

You: bro i aint calling that number

You: sorry

You: do you hate me?

You: do you hate me because i wont dial your number?

You: or call you, maybe?

Stranger: I find you eccentric good sir.

You: actually, you missed a comma

You: you should have said

You: I find you eccentric, good sir.

You: but i forgive you

You: beacuse who cares

You: wait actually

You: you care

You: so you should care about that

You: you're welcome

You: the more you know

Stranger: I am welcome.

Stranger: To your anus.

You: yess, welcome to my private party

You: my anus is full of different paths for you take

You: you can get lost in there for days

You: some have never come out

You: im not gay though

You: so its all godo

You: good

Stranger: Go lemmiwinks!

You: i actually didnt like that episode that much, besides cartman LITERALLY GETTING THROWN UNDER THE BUS

You: THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

You: sorry for the over-dramatization

You: im not usually a drama queen you see

You: i hate drama

You: well sometimes

You: breaking bad is good

Stranger: Shame that South Park has to wait until September.

Stranger: Game of Thrones?

You: O M G

You: THATS MY FAVORITE SHOW

You: IN THE WORLD

You: i wouldnt consider it a drama though

You: its too epic to be a drama

You: i cant wait till next season

Stranger: Have you read the books?

Stranger: I know!

You: i read the frist one after seen the 1st season

You: and both were mad good

You: but the books are SO LONG

You: longer than those dildos that girls use to massacre their vadges

Stranger: He might not even finish the books before he dies.

You: unfortunately i dont have the time to read the entire series

You: i hope he dies

You: i mean

You: does

You: sorry

Stranger: I like how this conversation has gone on for so long we have references.

You: i hope he does finish them

Stranger: The difference of one letter.

You: i know right

You: one time

You: i sent an email to a teacher

You: and i said Hell (teacher's name),

You: i forgot the o

You: and then he emailed me back and he was like o no you didnt

You: and i was like OH NO I DIDNT

You: IM SO SORRY

You: I WANT THE A SO BAD ILL DO ANYTHING

You: and hes like... anything?

You: and im like.. well almost anything

You: and hes like oh ok

You: then

You: aporogizeee

Stranger: He was feelsbadman.jpg

You: and i was like OH MANY SORRY

Stranger: He wanted your ass man.

You: I SO SORRY GOOD SIR

You: yea my ass cannot be penetrated though, it has to stay virgin so i will not be tainted in the lords eyes

You: how else we'll i go to heaven

You: will

Stranger: Where do you live?

Stranger: And is that sarcasm?

You: obviously, who the hell believes in heaven

You: you already have my ip address

You: so you know my location

You: but im in the great nation of USA USA USA, the land of obesity, ignorance, and fried chicken

Stranger: Mine is 127.0.0.1

Stranger: 'Murica

You: yess great ol' ',murica

Stranger: I'm proud to be an American!

Stranger: Where at least I know I'm free!

Stranger: And I won't forget those who died

You: yea i didnt bother memorising this song..

Stranger: And gave their life(should be lives) for me

You: ha

You: grammar

You: such a nuisance

Stranger: I've heard it too many times...

Stranger: Do you know the original reason that Bruce wrote that song?

You: bruce wayne?

You: and no

Stranger: Springsteen

Stranger: It was satire.

You: nice, well too bad no one knows

Stranger: THey played that at the Olympics apparently.

You: ouch, quite the low blow to the mericans

You: them londoniers holding a grudge

Stranger: :P

Stranger: So...

Stranger: This might be one of the best conversations I have ever had.

Stranger: So why not call me, maybe?

You: it's funny cause i hear that on a nightly basis

You: im also very modest which is one of my best qualities

You: no offense

You: why would i call that

You: thats not your number

You: and i dont want some yo yo gangster fucking up my house

You: i can give you a troll email account if you want

Stranger: I didn't know gangsters liked yoyos

You: only the ones that kill enough people that playing with yoyos don't debase their image

You: you dont wanna mess with them

Stranger: Hardcore OG.

You: yea, i aspire to be one

You: do you want my troll email account or not

You: you better be a girl though, ill be expecting nude photos

Stranger: I would, good sir.

You: something@yahoo.com

Stranger: Cool

You: yea, i need to study for this damn test

You: cause people have expectations of me

You: fucking bs

You: it's like my life mah problems

Stranger: Seriously though.

Stranger: 99 problems eh?

Stranger: Email me?

You: i have 100 actually cause them damn bitches always be callin the cops on me

You: email you?

You: i dont know your email

Stranger: I don't know yours either.

You: i told you what it is

Stranger: That's a troll email...

You: wow

You: misscommunication alert

You: thats an email that i have

You: which isnt my private email

You: cause obviously i aint giving my private one to pedophilles

Stranger: do you want my troll email account or not

You: even though itd be legal for them pedophiles to have sexwith me

You: fuck being old

You: what?

You: by troll email account

You: i meant my other one

You: which isnt my private one

Stranger: Will you give me your private one?

You: why would i do that bra

You: your a 15 yr old boy

You: youre!

Stranger: So the FBI can call yo ass.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: lol

You: did you see the msg i got?

You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: so nigger plz

Stranger: Nigga

You: im white

You: not black, you racist asshole

Stranger: So you get to say nigger?

You: white people who say nigga

You: are racist

You: cause it means they're trying to be black

You: and dont know their place

You: which is white

You: place = color, obv

Stranger: I'm Asian though...

You: so you're yellow

Stranger: Yes.

You: sorry about the CHING CHANG CHU jokes

You: but come on you like south park too

You: have you ordered from a chinese restaurant b4?

You: it's like they're just asking to be ridculoued

You: FUK

You: idk how to spell that shit and im not gonna bothre looking it up

Stranger: I like Shitty Wok.

You: btw when is rominous gonna electrify that mexican border fence?

You: id like some of my tax payments to go to that

You: very important to me

Stranger: ಠ_ಠ

You: fuck i should really study

You: do you know science?

You: im studying for this bitch called the mcat

Stranger: Oh hay!

You: and it's like bitch im suppose to slave away for the next 8 yrs when i dont have to since i can just get by on my good looks?

You: fuk that

Stranger: I'll be studying for that in 8 years too.

You: then its like bitch, do as ur told u need to make money for us

You: i shud just be a trophy husband

You: make my wife do the work while i clean the house

You: iwouldnt mind since i have no shame

You: and no pride

You: women wanna be equal

You: im not sexist

You: what can i say

You: im just too good

You: and too well

Stranger: There's an article somewhere that women really don't like stay at home husbands.

You: what?

Stranger: that says.

You: you need to clear up more than that..

Stranger: They leave them

You: o wait

You: nm

You: yea cause their fat lazy slobs

You: well i can be that fat lazy slob

You: and then take half her money when she leaves

You: no problem

You: im actually not fat

Stranger: Again, I ain't saying he a gold digger.

You: since you asked, i have a 6 pack, im skinny, and im uniquely attractiev

You: attractive

Stranger: I didn't ask.

You: does that turn you on?

You: ok sure we'll pretend you didnt ask

You: you were at least thinking about it though

Stranger: No.

You: look dude, its the 21st century, you dont have to be ashamed if your homo

You: youre just not going to heaven thats all

Stranger: Where do you live?

You: usa

You: i told you

You: im actually not sexist and not against butt pirates either

You: i just like to troll

Stranger: City?

You: and i think relgion is bs

Stranger: I know.

You: for the most part

You: although it does bring people togther

You: but it separets them too

You: so its like

You: wtf

You: every1 just stop sucking dick

You: and being pedophiles

You: what city?

You: umm

You: why the fuck would i tell you that

You: give me your address

You: we can build our trust fund

Stranger: LA.

You: together

Stranger: I then betray that trust,

Stranger: And steal the monay.

You: that damn monay

You: all bout the monay

Stranger: Dolla dolla bills y'all!

You: yea

You: so...

You: what are you like in middleschool?

Stranger: Que?

You: fuck another mexican made it through the border... ROMINOUS WHERE ARE YOU

Stranger: 我不知道他是谁！

Stranger: Argh it's the mexicans!

Stranger: And the Chinese!

Stranger: RUN!

You: i just reread the spy's setence

You: sentence

You: NOTICE HOW I SAID SENTENCE AND NOT QUESTION

You: BTW

You: and just to let you know spy

Stranger: Not question.

You: if you're still there

Stranger: I highly doubt it.

You: EVER HEARD OF A REHTORICAL QUESTION?

You: bitch

You: well probably not with that spelling

You: but you know what i mean

Stranger: I think he's heard of a rhetorical question

You: i beat you to it

You: see i know what you're thinking

Stranger: Damn.

Stranger: Are you Professor X?

You: no, i told you i was hawt

You: and 23

Stranger: HE WAS HAWT AND 23 ONCE TOO.

You: damn

You: i told you i AM HAWT

You: and 23

Stranger: DID YOU NOT SEE X-MEN: FIRST CLASS?

You: AM

You: yes i did

You: no need to yell

Stranger: FINE.

You: anger is the devil's child son

You: ,

You: i find religion to be quite commical

You: it gives me a daily boner

Stranger: AH.

You: a humor boner

You: agagaga

Stranger: ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH.

You: lol

Stranger: lollapalooza?

You: no thanks

You: im just rereading some of the covo to see what we already covered young one

Stranger: We covered a shitload.

Stranger: So again, call me maeby?

You: bro like seriously?

You: why do you want me to call you

Stranger: I thought you would get the reference...

Stranger: Sorry.

You: im a fellow brodditor, so you shouldnt get me in trouble

Stranger: WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?

You: i actually have no idea what that means, but i feel like it's something really dumb so i didnt bother finding out

You: sorry to dissapoint

Stranger: Meh...

You: yea... im old

You: so im less affected by stupid shit

Stranger: But I thought you were a brodittore?

You: i try as hard as i can, but ill never make it to your level

Stranger: You must try, young grasshopper.

You: im too old for this shit

Stranger: It happens.

Stranger: Hello?

You: oh hi, didn't see you there

You: how may i help you

You: yes id like one of everything plz

You: excuse me, sir?

You: umm, one of everything plz, and 10 gallons of mountain dew

Stranger: I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW

Stranger: DEW IT TO THE MAX.

You: totally bro, we're just a couple of young cool guys

You: drinking mountain dew

You: the both of us

You: have our whole lives ahead of us

You: since were so young

Stranger: You only have 1/4th of you life ahead of you.

Stranger: I mean 3/4ths

Stranger: of your life

Stranger: I have 4/5ths.

You: not if you die of obesity

Stranger: Same to you.

You: then you're about 1/3 of the way there

You: i wont

You: i told you

You: im skinny and have a 6 pack

Stranger: Hey man, I didn't order 10 gallons of mountain dew.

You: its all good bro, i only drank 9 yesterday, and today is a cheat day anyway

You: im on the morbidity diet

Stranger: It's a fun diet, isn't it?

You: it works for me

You: thats all i can say

Stranger: You tried that Oreo diet yet?

You: HELLS NO, do i look gay to you?

Stranger: Topical!

Stranger: And maybe.

Stranger: This is the internet.

Stranger: Anything is possible.

Stranger: At zombo.com

You: is it weird to watch porn while you masterbate, but when you're about to cum you totally stop watching the porn and just stare down at your dick like you want it real bad?

Stranger: Yes.

Stranger: I do that, strangly

You: like i just get bored of the porn, and i just like my the look of my dick

You: you know/

You: thats normal though right

You: id rather look at my dick than porn is all im saying

Stranger: I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO.

You: ok good, im not the only one

Stranger: I don't do it that often though.

You: yea ive tried to set a routine of 1 wank per 2 days

You: but it hardly works

You: its more like, is there any1 home today?

You: cause u know i like to blast the volume

You: otherwise its just not the same

Stranger: I do it once a day.

Stranger: Before I go to sleep.

You: thanks for telling me that

Stranger: No problem man.

You: anything else you want to share about your sexual escapades

You: perv

Stranger: I like older men.

You: then find a preist

You: jk im not a religionist

Stranger: you damn religionist.

You: ok young man

You: i think i shud be getting on out

Stranger: Seriously thogh'

Stranger: Email?

You: dude i check the email i told you about

You: something@yahoo.com

Stranger: Seriously?

You: yea y not

Stranger: Y not convinced me that you don't.

You: you?

You: let me check it then

You: 1 sec

Stranger: check it.

You: i have a piece of shit 5 yr old computer so hold up

You: wtf

You: i checked it

You: no new mail

Stranger: Wait.

You: i dont want naked fucking kid photos btw

You: 18 yr old or over is fine though

You: as long as its female

You: and hawt

Stranger: You can have some of mine.

Stranger: Hawtness is subjective.

You: true, just like justice

You: in good ol' 'murica

Stranger: I'm Canadian

You: o really?

You: u lucky bastard

Stranger: Citizen.

You: oh but ur in the u.s. now?

Stranger: Expat.

You: what?

Stranger: Expatriate.

You: let me look it up

You: 1 sec

You: you've been exiled?

You: that sucks

Stranger: No.

You: thats actually what i thought it meant

You: but i was like

Stranger: I came by choice.

You: that doesnt fit the context

You: oh that sucks

You: you made the wrong choice

You: i guess

Stranger: Probably.

You: yea..

You: so did you send an email or something?

You: cause i need to go

You: well i dont need it

Stranger: Si.

You: who needs anything

You: i didnt get it

Stranger: refresh

You: o nm

You: i got it

Stranger: k

You: alrighty then take care good sir

Stranger: You too sir.

You: and many virgins to you in the next life

You: alah be good

You: jk ha

Stranger: Allahu Akbar.

You: hahahah