Noooooo. It buuuurns.

[U]nlike some in his party who have been embarrassed by their own clunky and awkward responses to the birthers, Ryan has come up with an easy solution to deal with them. He simply sends them a copy of the president’s birth certificate. […] “Since President Obama was elected, many individuals have expressed concerns regarding his citizenship and eligibility to serve as the President of the United States given the requirements delineated in the Constitution,” one of the letters says. “On April 27, 2011, in response to these criticisms, President Obama released the long form of his birth certificate, which was issued by the Hawaii State Department of Health.”

Vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan to birthers: You people are crazy. Stop being so crazy. Staple the birth certificate to that, boom, done. Good answer. Now can we please get back to deciding which of our grandmothers deserve Medicare and which don't, like decent, rational Americans? Sheesh.