Dear Santa,

Do you know me personally? Are you secretly my best friend? My sister from another mister? Because that is the only explanation for how paws-itively incredible these gifts are.

My gifts came in three packages, and each one was better than the last (although all of them were truly pawsome). First, a silver cat-shaped ring holder. I have a serious accessory problem, and this little lady will keep my meowtain of rings from getting out of hand.

Then, two ADORABLE oven mittens – I actually squealed when I opened them even though I’m a grown-ass woman because they are so cute, and will keep my hands from feline the burn when I open my oven.

Finally, an incredible Harry Potter themed shirt. It’s probably accurate, and considering that my cat’s name is Mr. Ollivander, it’s basically purrfect. (And it fits great!)

Thank you, thank you, thank you Santa! You are just the cat’s pajamas.

Thanks furrever and ever,

Bellabitchthestrange