Have you ever wondered how living in China would be, since all that stuff has “made in China” written on it? The world’s most populated country might be restricted in some ways, and is definitely not the most popular place for hipsters to be born, but accidents do happen.

This granny has been acting cool since long before any hipsters were born.

Being a hipster is all about the right mixture of colors.

Lou Reed? Bunk buddies.

That’s the way to cruise around.

Kanye West got a perfect 10 on Pitchfork? Man, wtf is up with that nigg** fagg**?

I’m going monochrome for the uniformity of cosmos waves surrounding me.

I like that band, but it’s like, uhm, ironically enjoying thrash death metal while I knit.

Having an unimpressed stance is the first thing in the hipster book.

Hey, are we doing that Peter Bjorn and John thing right now, cause I just feel like I haven’t given this little f*cks since last Saturday?

The official doorkeper at the gates of Accidental Hipster China.

Photos from accidentalchinesehipsters