My Santa was kind enough to listen to me rave about my love of cooking and send me a set of hot sauce inspired condiments, a cookbook, and some naturally flavored Hawaiian salts (which I've actually been wanting to try out for the past few years, thanks!). Instead of making a dish per spice to truly experience the untasted flavors, I decided to mix them all into the shot glass that came with the hot sauces. That wasn't enough to fill the cup, so I poured in some cheap vodka too.

Thanks santa. I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas.