If Trapper Keeper art taught me anything about extraterrestrial life, it’s that it will most likely be made up of space faring, rainbow farting, sea mammals.

In case you hadn’t heard, they did indeed find water on Mars and it’s pretty damn exciting. Now I can finally realize my dreams of opening an intergalactic water park. A perfect utopia where human and alien urine can commingle in peace and harmony.

NOW I NEED A LAMBORGHINI THAT DRIVES ON LASER GRIDS