Just the other day I was thinking, "You know, we as American consumers, deserve to destroy more than just seven nations at a time (like Obama boasted). We should be killing innocent women and children in at least eight nations at the same time."

Well, today the Great an Powerful President Trump came to the same conclusion.



The Pentagon is considering a plan that allows the U.S. military to conduct airstrikes on ISIS in the Philippines, two defense officials told NBC News.

...If approved, the U.S. military would be able to conduct strikes against ISIS targets in the Philippines that could be a threat to allies in the region, which would include the Philippine forces battling ISIS on the ground in the country's southern islands.

It's about time!

I was getting bored with only bombing Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, Libya, Somalia, and Pakistan.

I'm just glad that we are incorporated more diversity in our mass murder.

Sure, we will still be killing poor, brown people exclusively, but now we are bringing our Freedom Bombs to an entirely different culture and region of the world, where we haven't committed war crimes in a century.

With any luck we will soon be bombing North Korea and Iran too. Maybe one day we'll be bombing everyone.



You know what's weird? The rest of the world thinks the United States is the greatest threat to world peace. Bizarre, right?