if you looked in the dictionary under “nope” there would be a picture of this person.

jesus fuck

don’t click this if you’re not interested in reading about someone who’s claiming with absolutely no shame to literally be one of the Columbine shooters (living in Karkat Vantas’s head) (Karkat is also stuck in the body of a human tumblr user)

that noise you can hear is me sobbing brokenly that someone thinks this is okay

THE COLUMBINE SHOOTERS SEEM LIKE PRETTY SWELL DUDES!

“my favourite things are guns and gun games and DOOM and guns I’m a Columbine shooter everyone did you notice please notice me”

“gosh I’m sorry that people are giving you shit just because you’re claiming to be a guy who murdered thirteen unarmed kids in real life only thirteen years ago

I would have thought that reblogging pictures of guns and going ‘oh I hope this doesn’t give me away~’ would have proved to them that you are definitely not attention seeking even a little bit, and made them warm to your plight

but I guess people just like being mean”

I won’t make this an argument one way or another about the veracity of multiple systems, but whether or not you believe this person is or thinks they are Eric Harris, how the fuck are people okay with this?

meanwhile, tumblr users come out in support because as it turns out they also soulbond nonfictional people, specifically tom hiddleston and murderer norma joyce bell.

and I’m just sitting here going why is

why

why is tumblr?

but oh well, at least this can’t possibly get more soul-destroying, I mean we must be scraping the bottom of the barrel with 'LOL I’M A RECENT REAL LIFE SERIAL KILLER DON’T HIT ON ME SILLY TUMBLR FOLLOWERS’

yeah, I think we have to be safe at this point, there’s no way things can possibly get–

…wait.

wait.

wait do you

d-do you

do you ship eric harris

Goodbye, tumblr. It’s had its ups and downs.