- means its viable to change because i dont like it

updated and changed whenever i feel like it right now

john/rose: grimdorks

john/dave: pepsicola / hammertime

john/jade: derpcest

rose/dave: dersecest

rose/jade: guns n roses

dave/jade: spacetime / like fucking christmas

john/aradia: gone with the wind

john/tavros: how do i breathe with no heir

john/sollux: cloud computing

john/karkat: communism

john/nepeta: qu33f

john/kanaya: no heir in space

john/terezi: dragonfly

john/vriska: nic cage fanclub

john/equius: heir force one

john/gamzee: clown cake

john/eridan: blowfish -

john/feferi: kraken wind

john/davesprite: cloud cuckooland

rose/aradia: maybe if i say kiss enough this ship will happen instead of the ship that does

rose/tavros: chocolate rain

rose/sollux: doublespeak/pollination

rose/karkat: that boy needs therapy

rose/nepeta: slocombe's pussy in the rain

rose/kanaya: rosemary

rose/terezi: seered by light

rose/vriska: god's eye / ultraviolet light

rose/equius: bowstrings

rose/gamzee: the grimdark carnival

rose/eridan: robe and wwizard hat

rose/feferi: the innsmouth look

dave/aradia: grinding gears

dave/tavros: s'mores

dave/sollux: doomed timeline

dave/karkat: about bloody time / kk strider / manpain

dave/nepeta: catscratch

dave/kanaya: spacejam

dave/terezi: scratch n sniff -

dave/vriska: texas recluse

dave/equius: disk jockey

dave/gamzee: goes bump in the knight / jam^2

dave/eridan: prince in the crib

dave/feferi: time of their lives

dave/davesprite: clockwork orange

dave/tavros/gamzee: peanut butter jelly time

jade/aradia: wolf in sheep's clothing

jade/tavros: bulldog -

jade/sollux: puppy linux -

jade/karkat: giant enemy crab

jade/nepeta: 33 wolf moon

jade/kanaya: spaceship

jade/terezi: knot likely

jade/vriska: snorepio / space pirate -

jade/equius: my little pony

jade/gamzee: today i put jelly on this hot god

jade/eridan: guns and gills

jade/feferi: horrorcuties

aradia/tavros: stop and stair

aradia/sollux: aradia megido and the mage of doom / sheepshagging

aradia/karkat: hemopression

aradia/nepeta: lesbians for christmas/teatime

aradia/kanaya: sundial

aradia/terezi: egg timer

aradia/vriska: ramifications

aradia/equius: death rides a horse

aradia/gamzee: bleat maniacs-

aradia/eridan: rusty bucket bay

aradia/feferi: tentacle time

aradia/tavros/equius: team charge rides again

tavros/sollux: sick firewalls

tavros/karkat: chocolate cherry

tavros/nepeta: caramel apple

tavros/kanaya: qwop

tavros/terezi: he's blind on his feet

tavros/vriska: papercut

tavros/equius: bullseye / gears n steers

tavros/gamzee: peanut butter jelly

tavros/eridan: socially crippled

tavros/feferi: jelly donut

sollux/karkat: ketchup and mustard

sollux/nepeta: safari

sollux/kanaya: f1 -

sollux/terezi: seeing double

sollux/vriska: not the bs

sollux/equius: <strong></strong> / 2% milk / milk and honey

sollux/gamzee: 2 trolls 1 honk -

sollux/eridan: computer science

sollux/feferi: phishing / databass

sollux/davesprite: birds and the bees

karkat/nepeta: loves every kind of kat / katnip

karkat/kanaya: moon over june

karkat/terezi: homes smell you later / grayscale

karkat/vriska: irons in the fire

karkat/equius: horseshoe crab / blood, sweat and tears / testicular cancer

karkat/gamzee: shut up and jam

karkat/eridan: good-knight, stooge prince

karkat/feferi: revolution's lifeblood

nepeta/kanaya: zoobooks

nepeta/terezi: cat got your tongue / nyan neko sugar girls

nepeta/vriska: stole your heart

nepeta/equius: rails with pails

nepeta/gamzee: heart attack

nepeta/eridan: catfish

nepeta/feferi: fefurry

kanaya/terezi: taste the rainbow / fashion scents

kanaya/vriska: twilight -

kanaya/equius: mother's milk

kanaya/gamzee: class clown

kanaya/eridan: saw right through you

kanaya/feferi:

kanaya/forever alone: virgin mary

terezi/vriska: scourgecest

terezi/equius: mind the gap

terezi/gamzee: bad dragon

terezi/eridan: dusting for prince

terezi/feferi: broodfester tounges

vriska/equius: thief of horse

vriska/gamzee: tavros' eternal antiboner

vriska/eridan: pir8 ships

vriska/feferi: fish fingers octopussy

vriska/davesprite: goliath birdeater

equius/gamzee: high and mighty / wrestlemania

equius/eridan: seabiscuit

equius/feferi: wet dream

gamzee/eridan: grapes of wrath

gamzee/feferi: clownfish

gamzee/davesprite: chicken pot pie

eridan's torso/eridan's legs: eridan

eridan/forever alone: the prince is left

eridan/feferi: royal flush

feferi/sollux/eridan: mustard fish sandwich

jane/jake: english muffin

jane/roxy: cotton candy

jane/dirk: finding nemo

jake/roxy: watermelon / double pistols and a wonk

jake/dirk: carrotnpeas / fantasprite

roxy/dirk: grapefruit / cat in the hat

jake/jane/jade/john: karkat's eternal boner

jane/jake/roxy: strawberry muffin

nanna/mom: stale cotton candy

jane/john: blow up

jane/rose:

jane/dave:

jane/jade: bucktooth babes

jake/john: peanut allergy support group

jake/rose:

jake/dave: christmas yaoi

jake/jade:

roxy/john: breathalyzer

roxy/rose: vodka martini

roxy/dave: tik tok

roxy/jade: spacebar

dirk/john: heart surgery

dirk/rose:

dirk/dave:

dirk/jade: harley davidson

jane/roxy/jake/dirk/john/rose/dave/jade: alphabeta soup

jane/aradia: you fail to not randomly explode / minute maid

jane/tavros: cow pie

jane/sollux: optic blast

jane/karkat:

jane/nepeta: diabetes

jane/kanaya: mary jane

jane/terezi:

jane/vriska: jake's eternal boner

jane/equius:

jane/gamzee: so baked

jane/eridan: angel's food cake

jane/feferi: spork

jake/aradia: tomb raiders / adventure time

jake/tavros: pages stuck together

jake/sollux: double pistols and a twink

jake/karkat:

jake/nepeta:

jake/kanaya:

jake/terezi:

jake/vriska:

jake/equius:

jake/gamzee:

jake/eridan: hopeless

jake/feferi:

roxy/aradia: corpse reviver

roxy/tavros: adios motherfucker

roxy/sollux: whisky mac

roxy/karkat: red eye mojito

roxy/nepeta: jagerbomb

roxy/kanaya: vampire's kiss

roxy/terezi: mint julep

roxy/vriska: hypnotiq

roxy/equius: blackout

roxy/gamzee: purple haze / honkwonk

roxy/eridan: sex on the beach

roxy/feferi: sea breeze

roxy/AR: beer goggles

mom/dad: family matters

dirk/aradia:

dirk/tavros:

dirk/sollux:

dirk/karkat:

dirk/nepeta: heart to heart

dirk/kanaya: u mad

dirk/terezi:

dirk/vriska:

dirk/equius: pony pals / shades slick

dirk/gamzee: hms rhyme and reason

dirk/eridan: shipsters

dirk/feferi:

bro/bro: ironicest

(UU is the nice one)

UU/jane: key lime pie

UU/jake: theres a snake in my boot

UU/roxy:

UU/dirk:

UU/john: cheerleaders

UU/rose: yig snake daddy

UU/dave:

UU/jade:

UU/uu: christmascest

UU/aradia:

UU/tavros:

UU/sollux: utorrent

UU/karkat: trouser snake

UU/nepeta:

UU/kanaya:

UU/terezi:

UU/vriska:

UU/equius:

UU/gamzee: u jelly?

UU/eridan:

UU/feferi:

(uu is the mean one)

uu/jane:

uu/jake:

uu/roxy:

uu/dirk:

uu/john:

uu/rose:

uu/dave:

uu/jade:

uu/aradia:

uu/tavros:

uu/sollux:

uu/karkat:

uu/nepeta:

uu/kanaya:

uu/terezi:

uu/vriska:

uu/equius:

uu/gamzee:

uu/eridan:

uu/feferi:

aranea/jane:

aranea/jake:

aranea/roxy: meen drunk

aranea/dirk:

aranea/john:

aranea/rose:

aranea/dave:

aranea/jade:

aranea/aradia:

aranea/tavros:

aranea/sollux:

aranea/karkat:

aranea/nepeta:

aranea/kanaya:

aranea/terezi:

aranea/vriska:

aranea/equius:

aranea/gamzee:

aranea/eridan:

aranea/feferi:

aranea/uu:

aranea/UU:

aranea/meenah:

meenah/jane:

meenah/jake:

meenah/roxy: meen drunk

meenah/dirk:

meenah/john:

meenah/rose:

meenah/dave:

meenah/jade:

meenah/aradia:

meenah/tavros:

meenah/sollux:

meenah/karkat:

meenah/nepeta:

meenah/kanaya:

meenah/terezi:

meenah/vriska:

meenah/equius:

meenah/gamzee:

meenah/eridan:

meenah/feferi:

meenah/uu:

meenah/UU:

handmaid/summoner:

handmaid/psiioniic:

handmaid/sufferer:

handmaid/disciple:

handmaid/dolorosa:

handmaid/redglare:

handmaid/mindfang:

handmaid/darkleer:

handmaid/highblood:

handmaid/dualscar:

handmaid/condesce:

summoner/psiioniic:

summoner/sufferer: rebel rumble

summoner/disciple:

summoner/redglare:

summoner/mindfang:

summoner/darkleer:

summoner/highblood: summgub

summoner/dualscar:

summoner/condesce:

psiioniic/sufferer: hotrods

psiioniic/disciple: carcat

psiioniic/dolorosa:

psiioniic/redglare:

psiioniic/mindfang: pirate ship

psiioniic/darkleer:

psiioniic/highblood:

psiioniic/dualscar:

psiioniic/condesce: gotta go fast

sufferer/disicple: worshipping

sufferer/dolorosa: the 40 sweep old virgin

sufferer/redglare: reverse generation xerox

sufferer/mindfang:

sufferer/darkleer:

sufferer/highblood: amazing grapes

sufferer/dualscar:

sufferer/condesce:

disciple/redglare:

disciple/dolorosa:

disciple/mindfang:

disciple/darkleer:

disciple/highblood:

disciple/dualscar:

disciple/condesce:

disciple/sufferer/psiioniic: traffic light

dolorosa/redglare: fashion police

dolorosa/mindfang: i forgot to turn my mind control on and shes still touching my boobs MIND = BLOWN

dolorosa/darkleer:

dolorosa/highblood:

dolorosa/dualscar: planned parenthood

dolorosa/condesce:

dolorosa/mom: mothership

redglare/mindfang:

redglare/darkleer:

redglare/highblood: judge, jury, execution

redglare/dualscar:

redglare/condesce:

mindfang/darkleer:

mindfang/highblood:

mindfang/dualscar:

mindfang/condesce:

mindfang/mom: black widow

darkleer/highblood:

darkleer/dualscar:

darkleer/condesce:

highblood/dualscar:

highblood/condesce: what big hair you have

dualscar/condesce: scarred for life

condesce/nanna: huge titties hanging

scratch/snowman: the price is right

scratch/vriska: doctor octopus

scratch/jane: hoo hoo haa haa hee hee

scratch/roxy: moonshine

snowman/le: queen's english

sollux/psiionic: shipping

karkat/sufferer: the second, coming

bec noir/pm: puppy love

wv/pm/ar: oreo