TREY: This trite book is filled with trite imagery to the point of triteness!

JIMMY: Why do you do that?



TREY: Do what?

JIMMY: Learn a new term and use it incessantly? You're like my little brother learning a new curse word!



KID 1: Man, why are college kids always showing off the stupid trivia they know?

JIMMY'S BROTHER: Just being the douchiest doucheheads the douchenozzles can be, I guess.



