Original Air date: November 27th, 2019

Caption: To honor people traveling for Thanksgiving, here is episode 634 one day early. Goudeau, Jacob Jax, and Vinny Grosso launch NPGTshow.com and make an unusual wager for Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:28 (88 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

Contents show]

Topics Edit

Matt announces that there are guests in the studio.

Paul states that he does not own a Hey Scoops Black Hat.

The hosts announce that Scoopfest 2020 will be November 6-7 at the Orleans Casino. The Group discount code is: ASC0C11. Jacob feels especially at home in the Orleans casino.

Michael Goudeau, Jacob Jax, and Vinny Grosso are in the studio to tal about North Pole's Got Talent.

A Fake Commercial for Getyourmomatrain.com

A fake commercial for a Squezable Horse Eye.

The guests talk about how they are staying at the KOA in a one room cabin while they do this show.

Scoopmail Edit

Old Man Scoopie states that Tim Horton's will only provide toilet paper one sheet at a time.

Scoop of Monte Cristo tells a follow-up story about the guy who drank the Handle of alcohol.

Hubootle Scoop sends in a story about his dogs.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The hunt for balls theme is played. The game determines whether or not Vinnie will dress up as an Elf.

Characters and Bits Edit

Donkey Scabies - Matt's Ska Band

Shit Keno

Piss De Leon - a very brave dog (Episode Title story)

Episode Art by twitter user @slakingfool