BARTLEBY HERE!!! I am the proprietor of The Club, coming at you, representing the Bartleby Park posse!! My forebears founded The Crows Crows Crows Community Museum, and while that’s “old school cool” for m’pops, it’s time to get down with where the kids are at! Word!

Four score and seven days ago I reached out to all members of the Crows Crows Crows Community Discord and engaged them in the hearty task of jamming out a gigantic number of BANGERS with me. Yes, I love electronic music, especially tracks with fat bass lines and loud beats!

I did not send these youngsters into the wilderness of creation alone, dear reader! Oh no! I got my good, long time friend SILKERSOFT to arrange a Sample Pack worthy of CHAMPIONS. Isn’t it fabulous! Just you wait until these minute-long compositions submitted by the youth of the community drop! You will lose your absolute mind!

The best part? The Club is free to play in any web browser! You need not be drowning in doubloons to experience it. All are welcome, for it is the love of music that unites us, not the rattling of purse!

I am getting on in age, but I am a big kid at heart. I really love gangster rap, hip hop music, and other kinds of rapping. I will be frequenting the Club as often as I can, contrary to the norms of the average nightclub proprietor. You see, for all the businessmanship and money-grubbing of my peers, Old Bartleby just wants to party away with his pals, his fellows of the dance floor!

Thank you to everyone in The Crows Crows Crows Discord Community for making all of this happen with ME, BARTLEBY!!!

VISIT THE CLUB NOW!

SEE YOU ON THE DANCE FLOOR!