Steven Miller is kind of a monster. Is that an overly biased thing to say? That he’s a monster? But seriously, the dude is a monster. He was one of the chief architects behind Trump’s plan to separate asylum seekers at the border, the people who comprised most of the people affected by the “zero tolerance” policy they enacted. Now, there is this new trend of people confronting Conservative politicians in public places, which is…I don’t really know, if I’m honest. On one hand, it definitely doesn’t feel like the right forum, attacking people while they’re attempting to do something private, but on the other hand, when will there be a “right forum” for people to confront the men and women behind draconian and bigoted policies? Which brings us back around to Steven Miller. Now apparently, Mr. Miller bragged to a colleague that when he was confronted by a bar tender for being a big bag of douche toward immigrants, Miller, thinking he was doing something bold and impressive…threw away his $80 sushi? An act which in no way spurned the person giving him an earful. He was a bartender. He didn’t provide the sushi. So the funniest part of this story isn’t that he wasted $80, or that he actually spent that amount on sushi. The funny thing for me is HOW we know about this story. Because we know about it specifically because he proudly bragged about the act as some weird form of rebellion against his protestor. He was proud of it, and essentially claimed it was a strategy. And jokes aside, I have SO many questions.