Jean Claverie has been growing out his pubescent-ish "beard" for approximately 30 days now after being inspired by a picture of his father from high school. Well now, it is time to stop. Claverie's blatant disregard for the people around him who have to view his poor grooming habits is almost as grotesque as his attempt at facial hair itself. Please sign this petition in attempt to persuade Claverie to shave his "beard" and seek a haircut so that the public can rest easy knowing that they will not encounter such a horrific display of poor grooming in their everyday capacity as a human being with eyes. Claverie is free to attempt to grow his "beard" another time, as long as it is in a room completely shut off from the outside world. With enough support of this petition we can find him such a room. In this room he can spend his days rubbing Men's ROGAINE® on his face, pursuing his dream of becoming a french high school student who did not know how to use a razor, but managed to escape the appearance of being homeless that Claverie's current facial fur manages to achieve in any environment.

**please understand this is done completely in satire with no harsh feelings toward any party.