This is the first commercial:

G: This is the first meeting?

P: Yes it is.

G: I am Banno Negi.

P: I am PS3. Nice to meet you.

G: Nice to meet you.

P: You are useful indeed, you are used for so many meals.

G: You have many functions also.

P: Yes, I can let people enjoy the internet on their TV.

G: In my case, it's "Negi yaki"

P: You can also enjoy 3D at home.

G: In my case, it's Nuta.

P: And you can watch terrestrial digital media broadcasting via PS3.

G: Oh, and "negi negi ramen".

P: Not only games...

G: Not only toppings...

P: Sorry, I can't follow this conversation.

G: Ha ha ha, no you can't.

The chain sushi shop "Kappa sushi" has a series of weird TV CMs too:

Hello, I am at Kappa sushi!

Ah! Ah! Ah! One sushi is just 90 yen. 90 yen!

Please come and join me!

Oh, you will come? Okay, I will start first, join me later.