*Human Applejack starts playing the guitar and singing*



Human Applejack: Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota there lived a young girl named Rocky Raccoon



Fighting bad guys with three other gals



But a one eyed outlaw didn't like that



He said, "I'm gonna get that brat!"



So one day walked into town



After making a ruckus in the local saloon





Rocky Raccoon shot down this goon



Only to find Gideon's Bible



What she saw there left her stunned



An angel goddess, born in Heaven, helped Rocky's rival



Rocky was part of a crimefighting team



The three of them made badasses look like pansies



Rocky's name was McGill



The other called herself Jill



And everyone knew the other as Nancy





Rocky and her team stood up to the nasty man



Time to get justice done, time for a hoe down



Rocky stepped in, grinning a grin



And said, "Gideon, this is a showdown!"



But after Gideon got shot, he pulled his revolver



He shot Rocky in the shoulder, and Rocky collapsed in the corner





Now the doctor came in



In a dress filled with sequin



And proceded to lie on the table



She said, "Darling, you met your match!"



And Rocky said, "Radiance, it's only a scratch



And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I'm able!"





Rocky Raccoon captured the goon



But she never forgot about Gideon's Bible



And that's the story, a story pretty randy



About how Rainbow Dash's ancestor found out about the goddess Belldandy!