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Andy McMillan has felt a wave of panic set over him this evening after receiving a message alert from his cousin’s weird, cider drinking boyfriend.

Andy tells our reporter, who happened to be at the scene, that over Christmas he was just trying to be polite when he suggested the two of them get a drink when they were back at work.

“He’s not a bad bloke, when there is no one else around”

“I thought it was just a given that we were never actually going to have a beer after work”

“But then I got this message, which is on imessage so he can see that I’ve seen it”

“See, just him actually following through with a message shows how much of a weirdo he is”

Andy was going to keep the weirdo in the seen zone and just pretend that he was too busy to reply, however god cruelly sent the weirdo into the very same pub as Andy. They locked eyes from across the room and the back pedalling began.

“Oh mate, I was just about to reply to you. I’m a bit busy at the moment but how about next week?”

Our reporter insisted that was nonsense and she would let the two catch up. Leaving the scene our reporter confirmed the boyfriend was a weirdo, one of those types who’s watched a few too many Rob Schneider movies.

More to come.



