For many of us, Hey Arnold was an integral part of our childhood. Over five seasons and 100 episodes, we watched Football Head fail to acknowledge the fact that Helga–his incessant bully–wanted to fuck him while his token black friend, Gerald, swindled up tall tales about superheroes and headless horsemen.

The show was widely praised for its character development, emotional storytelling, and mature themes–like friendship, acceptance, and ass-eating. Oh, you don’t know? The reason you’ve had irrational urges to stick your tongue in a fart box is because Hey Arnold planted that seed in your head back in 1999, when you weren’t even able to point locate your pecker on your body.

Before scrolling down, please make sure you are not in the presence of parents or co-workers. This clip from an animated children’s show is NSFW.

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Dude. Put your dick away.

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Is it away? Ok.

No two ways about it, that dude is spit-shining that balloon knot.

Funny tweet from Black Twitter:

imma just pretend i didn't just catch this nigga eatin ass in hey arnold pic.twitter.com/ItszRzRcj1 — Marcus (@STOPFLEXIN) May 23, 2016

But of course, nothing good can last. Not even ass eating.

Shut your face S, We need to believe this.

Never Forget when Arnold’s testicles shriveled up into his stomach after being asked to have a threesome.

[h/t Death and Taxes]