“That video is amazing for two reasons. One, it is crazy that we were able to hear a private conversation between major world leaders. Like did they not know this was happening? And, two, that when world leaders get together, they’re gossipy bitches just like the rest of us.” — TREVOR NOAH “Yeah, it turns out NATO is so catty, they should get Andy Cohen to host it.” — TREVOR NOAH

“And now the bombing of Canada begins. This is absolutely unacceptable.” — JIMMY KIMMEL “How dare they laugh at our ridiculous president? That is our job!” — JIMMY KIMMEL “And this is what they are saying in public. Like I would love to see what goes down in that group text chain.” — JAMES CORDEN “Here’s how you know when you are really disliked: when you get a Canadian to talk smack about you.” — JAMES CORDEN

On Wednesday, Trump referred to Trudeau as “two-faced,” and returned to America earlier than planned, canceling a news conference.

“To be fair, Trump’s not wrong. Justin Trudeau is two-faced — he’s got a white one and a brown one.” — TREVOR NOAH “Yeah, it’s like Trump was at a sleepover and all the other kids turned on him, you know, and now he’s just there like, ‘Mom, I know it’s a day early, but can you come pick me up from NATO?’” — TREVOR NOAH “Mr. President, you shouldn’t be in a place where people are going to laugh at you behind your back. You get on Air Force One and you fly straight back home, where we promise that we will laugh at you to your face.” — TREVOR NOAH “He was like, ‘Take me back to where I’m respected’ and then flew home to where he’s being impeached.” — JIMMY FALLON “Trump is like, ‘If you are going to trash somebody, do it like a man. You know, at 3 a.m. on Twitter.’” — JAMES CORDEN

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