Hilton in New York with some kind of advanced rodent, October 2016. Photo via AP

In these trying times, it’s important to take our strength—our will to keep on going— where we can find it. That’s why we’re delighted to report that Paris Hilton cast her vote on Election Day for her geriatric family friend who really enjoyed her sex tape.


Hilton initially declined to say who she’d voted for, telling a paparazzo on Election Day, ““My mother always told me not to talk about politics or money.” But the Hill reports that Hilton revealed she’d voted for Donald Trump during an appearance on an Australian news show.

“I’ve known him since I’m a little girl, so, yes,” she said, smiling demurely.

As Trump once told Howard Stern, he found Hilton “beautiful” as a 12-year-old: “I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?’ At 12, I wasn’t interested… but she was beautiful.”


According to the Daily Beast, Trump also told Stern that he’d watched Hilton’s sex tape with Melania, despite his friendship with the Hilton family.

“At 12, I wasn’t interested.” A possible quote for the seal of the future Donald J. Trump Presidential Library, which will contain nothing but copies of the Art of the Deal and DVDs of Paris Hilton’s sex tape?