My apologies in advance to Rodgers and Hammerstein.

Aggro on monsters that endlessly miss me

Beastmaster hunters and ghost saber kitties

Writing about bacon and bear butted themes

These are a few of my favorite things

Sons learning swimming and building toy models

Girl Genius comics and Sir Pratchett novels

Swift forms that fly and can herb on the wing

These are a few of my favorite things

Crüxshadow lyrics that scream out defiance

Kitchen spruced up with a brand new appliance

Wife of wide wonder that makes my heart sing

These are a few of my favorite things

When the PUG fails

When my work stinks

When I’m feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don’t feel so bad.

Ret Pallies feeling all uber o’erpowered

“Oh No John Ringo!” and Weber’s gal Honor

Richard with bunnies and Bitterleaf’s grin

These are a few of my favorite things

Alex playing games with his wabbit slayer antics

Pink on Pandora and Starcraft all frantic

Ramsey’s foul mouth while Collichio’s king

These are a few of my favorite things

Smooth luscious Guinness in tall frosty glasses

Bacon I’m naming twice in seperate stanzas

Playing the game when it’s Cassie and me

These are a few of my favorite things

When the PUG fails

When my work stinks

When I’m feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don’t feel so bad.

To steal a line from Ryan Sohmer….

– Because I can