Uh, hey, Cartman.What's going on?

Aren't you goingto, uh, you know,

go do somethingabout this new principal?

I've already gotfour days of detention.

I don't want any more.

I'm gonna startfollowing the rules.

But this isn't you,Cartman!

Yeah, where's the Eric Cartmanwe know?

The Eric Cartman we knowbreaks the rules,

and he gets away with it,just like his hero.

Come on.Who's your hero, Cartman?

[ Sighs ]Tom Brady.

Right.

And what does Tom Brady doafter breaking the rules?

Deny and subvert.

Yeah!

Yeah, what --what would Tom Brady say

if he got caughtshoplifting?

"Everybody shoplifts.Why are you coming down on me?"

Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!

You're Tom Brady, Cartman.

And that new principal in thereis the football commissioner

trying to dictatehis punishment to you.

And what happenswhen an invulnerable cheater

comes up againstan elitist corporate dictator?

A perfect storm of hypocrisythat everyone in the country

has to deal withfor months on end.

Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!

You're right, guys.I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing.

Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!

I'm gonna say --I'm gonna say,

"You're not giving mefour days of detention.

You're only giving me one!"

Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!

No. No, to hell with that.

You're giving meno days suspension!

And then I'm gonna go homeand [bleep] my hot wife,

who's not even that hot,and kind of looks like a dude!

Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!Yeah!

Thanks, guys.

I almost forgot the lessonsthat football has taught us all.

I can get aroundthese pesky rules.

Butters, I'm going to needyour underwear.

Okay!

Cool.I think we did it.