Nabisco has made the clearly UN-AMERICAN decision to lay off citizen workers in the United States to begin operating in Mexico. Many common sense Americans have since boycotted Nabisco, including the consumption of Oreos.

But what about those of us who enjoy a GREAT AMERICAN cookie? We here by call upon the power of McDonald's to deliver us the legendary HYDROX MCFLURRY. A treat which will live on forever in the American memory.