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The social life of a Polar bear

archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:54,

Hahahaha

superb! ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55,

haha! great!

if only you could make gifs skip a couple of frames the second time around ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55,

hahahahaha what's scapmi fries?

the shag on the pisser is class. pure class. ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56,

Manna from heaven

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE77otDJjrs archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:03,

:S i don't like the idea of lobster crisps.

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06,

scampi!

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07,

it's some type of marine crustacean. disgusting.

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10,

ha

they've never seen the ocean



they are nice though. Well initially anyway. They are like the fishy version of Pork Scratchings ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:17,

In fact this has just reminded me too check this out





www.bombay-duck.co.uk/ BOMBAY DUCK IS AVAILABLE AGAIN! archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20,

Eh?

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43,

it got banned for yeras

have you never eaten it? ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56,

*bokes*

I love scampi fries

I love pork sctrachings



but the idea of scampi flavoured pork scratchings... ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20,

have you never tried both together?

nor me!



Tesco are now selling decent Pork Scratchings ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24,

I concur.

Best of all the pub snacks. ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09,

the best of all the pub snacks are free deepfried barfood.

FACT ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:11,

what like cheese sandwiches and peanuts?

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24,

no, like spring rolls, potato wegdes, bits of pizza, wontons...

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31,

The sarnies in my pub are something to be experienced...

No one will ever forget the horror of the Egg and Onion sandwich, or the Mayonnaise sandwiches. ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43,

hahah :D

oh beverley, what would your mother think? ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56,

Hahahhahaha!

bloody hell.. the BBC are filming in my office... Grrrr.. I can't get to the toilets now without ending up on camera ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57,

Goatse on screen

DO IT ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:00,

hahahahaha! I'd rather not get sacked AND make an idiot of myself on screen.

I did just turn around to see what is going on, and the cameraman has moved, so there is probably a nice shot of me int eh background craning around to see what is going on. Fucksocks. ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06,

go

then come back with a comedy wet patch down the front of your trousers ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04,

is it "Panorama: Office Toilet Wars" they're filming?

Channel 4 filmed me the other day, pretending to know what I was talking about ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05,

^both of the above and poor red ink on your head.

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05,

stand slightly off camera

and send a beautiful arc of piss across screen ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05,

hahahah! christ... they gonna film the whole office by the looks of things...

I'm gonna hve to close b3ta, or I'll be giggling like a loon... ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08,

pull up one of waspy's bbc news pages

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09,

they cant see my screen.... just me.

and I haven't given permission for them to do so. ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13,

this one

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/17526/1238076126/godnews.gif archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14,

hahahaha!

not seen too many of these lately, get to work!!! ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16,

Yeah, they've fallen by the wayside

a bit too time consuming these days ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28,

hahahahahhah! that's great :D

they've gone now. They couldn't see my screen, anyway... If they use any of the general shot they just took, I damn well be in it. The sods.

Also, I'm the only one in tis part of the office wearing a jumper, as I'm right under the aircon, so it will look even more wierd. ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18,

You fucking weird jumper-wearer!

Seek help.

What's it for and when's it on? ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32,

BBC News... Just some random interview about the state of the housing market or something

no idea when it's on, most likely a few times on bbc24 ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41,

get your cock out, draw some eyes next to the base then run around going

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I'M AN ELEPHANT!! ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12,

In the background

tell some shit jokes and mug up to the camera and you'll get your own BBC3 sketch show ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06,

Now maybe your only chance to appear on film

NAKED!!!! ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07,

Ace!

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57,

hahahaha!

splendid, and rather aptly i've just upped Jahled's bash pic's to the b3ta group ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57,

Hooray!

Mr Horrible and I are hat brothers! ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04,

Hat botherers?

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07,

wanna get head get a hat

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08,

lies. /rather expensive hat owners blog.

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14,

Hahaha





Crap comedians, though: archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58,

Hahahahaha!

Brilliant! ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58,

Pfffffffft

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:01,

thats so magical

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:02,

1. Brilliant



3.

4. Profit!



The additiona of Irn-Bru as the hangover cure perfects this.



2. Excellent3.4. Profit!The additiona of Irn-Bru as the hangover cure perfects this. archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:03,

I knew those so-called nature documentaries were all lies!

woot ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04,

wonderful



cheers!

in every waycheers! archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08,

pissed bears you say

archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14,

Who's that on the ipod?

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20,

that's you that is

remember to shut your curtains in future ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28,

heheh

*flashdances* ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31,

Looks like Mr Motivator

( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32,

Hahaha

Fanstastic!





*clickies* ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10,

HaHaHaHaHa!

Brilliant!

12.32am FTW!

:D ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12,

hahaha

lovin'it ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13,

Hahaha!

Ace! ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived) ( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20,