When questioned about Russia’s involvement in the US election. Sergio Mikhailov, a representative from the Kremlin, said “It’s just a prank brah!”. Then after 90 seconds of hysterical laughter, accented with occasional snorting, he finally caught his breath enough to say “Dude, we got you guys so hard! We tricked you into electing the freaking Trumpster fire”

“When we first talked about it, we thought about people like Charlie Sheen, or Mel Gibson. Then when Borris walked in to the room and exclaimed “What about mother f’ing T_D”, we all immediately knew that he would be our most hilarious candidate. We didn’t think we could do it. Honestly, can you think of a bigger douchebag?.”

“We all got drunk called up Donnie and said ‘Bro, you should totally go for it’, spun up a few fake news sites, spent $10 on Facebook advertising, and that shit went VIRAL! Like overnight, we had millions of old, sexist and racist people sharing all the craziest “articles” we could come up with. They lost their shit over the one about Hilary Clinton literally eating kittens while chanting over the Satanic Verses.”

“Honestly, we felt kind of bad, we didn’t realize just how depraved and gullible your citizens would be”.

“You suckers fell so hard for it!!”

After another 45 seconds of uncontrollable hysterics, Sergio concluded with “Don’t be mad, it’s just a prank bro!!”.