Woodland Hills, CA – Infinity Ward’s new Modern Warfare “soft reboot” has had it’s fair share of controversy already. But we found out on Tuesday that the team intends to take it even further.

The team at Infinity Ward just revealed that it is planning a scene where a bored solider uses his time to have sex with a donut. Yes, you read that correctly. Infinity Ward plans to have an entire 10 minute scene dedicated to fornicating with a pastry.

When asked about the scene Studio art director Joel Emslie said, “We intend to make full use of our brand new physics engine. It will make great use of advanced volumetric lighting and raytracing. It’s the best donut you have ever seen in a video game.”

When asked why they chose to give the player the ability to have 7 minutes in heaven (10 in this case) with the donut, Emslie replied, “We intend on making this entry in the series as realistic as possible and put you in the same situations as a modern soldier. In this particular scene, a private who has not yet seen combat sneaks away to the mess hall to get it on with the first circular thing he sees.”

The move comes after news that Infinity Ward plans on harnessing the controversy of 2009’s “No Russian” sequence in which players had the option to kill innocent civilians.

When asked if the company thinks the move is cheap, Emslie replied, “Our intention is to raise some eyebrows with our decisions. We want to make the player feel what is like to be a undersexed soldier who just needs some loving. And the only loving he can get is freshly baked and there for the taking.”

Activists have taken note of this decision. Anti-Video Game activist Jack Thompson stated, “having relations with food in a video game is just another example of the gross negligence of these companies. I don’t want my son replicating the behavior he sees in these games. Especially after I get a 12 count from Dunkin.”

When asked what flavor the donut will be, Emlsie quickly replied, “Oh strawberry frosted of course.”

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