Critic James Murua started #AfricanWriterWorldCupSquad in 2014:

He imagined an all-Africa squad, writing:

The task is simple really. Choose three goalkeepers, eight defenders, eight defenders and five strikers to send to [Russia] like in any world cup team. In this instance, the goalies are the ones that ensure that the they keep the faith as the last barrier against bad prose. The defenders wouldn’t be the ones we keep talking about in the news or blogs but like good defenders do a lot in ensuring that the craft is defended with good prose.

The midfielders would be of two types; the energetic types churning out many good books and supporting the business to have a positive bank balance. These are also the ones you see at festivals either well known or that you may never heard of but represent the continent’s prose the fullest. Strikers are the ones for whom everything they put out is a hit with the critics and the market.

My team could perhaps be improved, and you might well throw your hands in the air and say, “Walid Taher! Doesn’t he write cartoons and books for children?” Yes, he does. And of course there are many, many authors who are missing (“Where’s Salwa Bakr? Why don’t you have Bahaa Taher? Mohammed Makhzangi? Ahmed Naji? Adel Esmat? You’re an idiot not to have Ahmed Alaidy. Too few poets.” And so on.)

I have created three head-coaching positions, which I’m sure is a terrible idea, but I wanted to add many more (Joe Rizk, Mohammed Hashem, Alaa Khaled).

If you make outraged suggestions in the comments, please remember that the authors must be living to play. Omar al-Dinasouri, Ibrahim Aslan, Naguib Mahfouz, Yusuf Idris, Latifa al-Zayyat, Radwa Ashour, Ahmed Khaled Tawfiq, Taha Hussein, Tawfiq al-Hakim, Fathy Ghanem, Amal Donqol, Yusuf al-Shirbini, and many others can cheer from beyond.

Goalkeepers

Haytham al-Wardani, Rana al-Tonsi, Youssef Rakha

Defenders

Mansoura Ezz Eldin, Yasser Abdellatif, Mohab Nasr, Charles Aql, Ahmed Yamani, Ahmed Shafie, Walid Taher, Mohammed Abdelnabi

Midfielders

Nael El-Toukhy, Mohamed Mansi Qandil, Miral al-Tahawy, Mohamed Rabie, Basma Abdelaziz, Ibrahim Abdelmeguid, Laila Soliman



Strikers

Ahmed Mourad, Ahdaf Soueif, Sonallah Ibrahim, Iman Mersal, Ezzedine Choukri Fishere



Coaches

Karam Youssef (Kotob Khan), Samia Mehrez (AUC), and Seif Al-Salmawy (Karma).