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Two fans attending Tuesday night’s game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the San Francisco Giants decided to explore the space with a “Kiss Cam” moment and spill rich, liquid hops all over each other’s heads.

The decision to dump full, expensive beers on each other appears to have been a preplanned move by the two. The young lady appears to say, “We have to do it,” signaling that this exact situation came up in earlier conversation and that both joked they would disarm the moment with the help of free-falling alcohol.

In other words, these two could be brother and sister, and they had no other non-awkward recourse in this moment than pouring beer for the Kiss Cam.

Speaking from experience, going out into public with a similarly aged sibling of the opposite gender can lead to awkward moments of presumption on the part of strangers. You are a couple until you prove otherwise. This is the letter of the law for any man-woman duo entering the public sphere.

In any case, these two handled the hot potato that is the Kiss Cam with aplomb—or as much aplomb as can be mustered in a ceremonial beer-dousing. They also appear to have avoided soaking their immediate neighbors, which is a miraculous feat all its own.

Carry on, you crazy kids.

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