In a crushingly futile eight and a half minute cringe-fest which could have easily been renamed 100 surefire ways to get maced in the face by strangers you’ll definitely never have sex with, 18 year old Brisbane comedian, schadenfreude factory and guy with a Youtube account, Adrian Van Oyen, a man completely incapable of feeling shame, tries his hand at some of the most ineffective pickup lines of all time to show predatory douche bags everywhere how not to approach random women minding their own business on their lunch breaks (hint: don’t talk about your penis!).

Our favourites include “If you were a Transformer, you would be a Hotterbot and your name would be Optimus Fine” and “With great penis comes great responsibility”. Watch the other 98 stinkers below…



Previously in when Adrian Van Oyen publicly embarrasses himself…



Via Gawker