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With everyone’s favorite hits such as; “Holiday In Chadtopia” “Stacey’s Sloppy Submarine” “Nuttin’ butt Beckys” and of course “Black Pill Prescription”

When the songs from “Pity Party” first hit the air waves it was met with lots of backlash and ridicule. Many demanded for its censorship, often using words like “offensive”, “distasteful” and “misogynistic” to describe the edgy sound. However, much like how our grandparents rebelled against society and embraced Elvis’s sensual gyrating hips, we have quickly found a soft spot for our favorite boy-band made exclusively of incels.

A few months since it’s release “Pity Party” has finally gone “Double Platinum”, which means they have sold over 2,000,000 copies in the United States alone. The band has stated they have no plans on stopping unless the government brings back arranged marriages again so that men with poor psychical and personality appeal can compete with “Chads” (which are to them genetically superior males).

The lead singer and founder Hal Steward had a short exclusive interview with Sanctum News (it probably helped that our in the field reporter happens to be an Incel as well) and the following is an excerpt from that interview;

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Interviewer: Congratulations on your recent success. What inspired you to form an exclusively Incel Boy-band?



Hal Steward: After being rejected over and over by foids in my high-school It finally dawned on me what I should do. Instead of trying to change my self-image or improving my frustrating situation to instead surround myself with other other men with the same grievances. Then we would would just talk over and over about how life is unfair and how our anger towards the world is justified. This created a wonderful feedback loop that really helped us conquer our obstacles and rise above or inferior genes.



Interviewer: That’s incredible. I have always been a fan since your humble start. Now I have to ask, what can people do to help Incels? Do you advocate for any particular treatment?



Hal Steward: I personally feel that most people are already helping to support the Incel community. Whenever we are talked about we are often told how pathetic and disgusting we are. Often times we are told we should just kill ourselves and that we are too far gone. This is probably the most important things an Incel can hear as it helps Involuntary Celibate men truly embrace who they are. It is only once an Incel consumes the Black Pill exclusively and forsakes any other personal Philosophies that they can transcend into something better. I personally call it a sage-cel, although the phrase has yet to catch on.



Interviewer: Do you consider yourself a “Sage-cel”?



Hal Steward: No but everyday I try to reflect on the Black Pill and the comments we get. Hopefully one day I can achieve that level. I think once I am there I will be finally find some level of satisfaction with myself



Interviewer: With all this fame, surely you must have gotten laid with some Stacey right?



Hal Steward: Of course not, all band members sign a contact that they can’t sleep with ANYONE (except men of course because they are the superior gender). Not a Landwhale, Noodlewhore or even a Stacey or they are kicked from the group. We have invested so much time and emotion into this, we can’t just change what we have going for us. We can’t alter the one way we get dopamine.

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We here at Sanctum News are thrilled to hear one of our favorite boy-bands has made so far in a world made only for Chad. We look forward to keeping the world updated with the deeply pseudo-profound things these Philosophical Incels have to say in the future.



