Source of national pride. Firer-up of troops and, more importantly for our purposes, footballers. Major employer of the planet's cymbals players. National anthems mean many things to many people: each and every one of them in this World Cup has been a source of curiosity and delight.

But we cannot all be winners. Can we, Germany? With that in mind, and with a highly scientific method of deciding which one has the biggest tune, the most powerful effect on the players, and the silliest trumpets, we have ranked them all. Without further ado, other than possibly changing the locks, here goes...

32. Switzerland