I am a superhero!

A light in the universe!

Hope for the hopeless,

help for the helpless,

huckleberries for the hungry,

and ha ha ha’s for the heartbroken.

When the noogie of fear is near,

I boogie oogie oogie and steer clear.

I am water, I am fire,

I am air, I am earth.

And even if a gnarly, snarly monster

stares me in the face,

I promise to uplift the planet,

and make it a peaceful place!