There’s no right answer to the age old question, “what is phone sex?”

My fledging night as a “talker” definitely involved some pre-showtime butterflies as my mind circled around, asking “what is phone sex?” on repeat. Luckily for me, my first caller was so smooth and so experienced it was really more like he was my phone sex operator.

Since that inaugural adult chat, I’ve had a LOT of phone sex. The more phone sex I have, the more I’m sure there is no one thing or official checklist for a call that makes it “count” as phone sex. Phone sex takes as many forms and is as infinite a realm of possibilities as sex in general.

However, there is one thing I can say that is true in general if you’re looking for the best phone sex: it’s not going to be free! Just like “there is no such thing as free lunch,” there’s no such thing as consensual, enthusiastic phone sex without respecting PSOs for the professionals they are.

I’m always more than happy to give 5 free minutes with a paid call if I’m popping your phone sex cherry, but my job (and your desires, I hope) are much more complex than me hearing you jerk off. When my phone rings, I always close my eyes. I imagine that this person needs someone to hear them like no one else has all day (or maybe even much longer). Either way, I’m all ears . . . and all yours.

What is phone sex? It’s really up to you and me. If you call me, it’s no taboos, no limits, absolutely filthy and always fun. Oh, and hot. Did I mention it’s extremely hot? And that it’s pretty much guaranteed to turn (you and) me on??

— A I L E E N

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