14th n' current Prime Minista of India

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Narendra Damodardas Modi ( Gujarati pronunciation: [ˈnəɾendrə dɑmodəɾˈdɑs ˈmodiː] (); born 17 September 1950) be a Indian sucka servin as tha 14th n' current Prime Minista of India since 2014 yo. Dude was tha Chief Minista of Gujarat from 2001 ta 2014 n' is tha Member of Parliament fo' Varanasi. Modi be a gangmember of tha Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) n' of tha Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), a Hindu nationalist volunteer organisation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude is tha straight-up original gangsta prime minista outside of tha Indian Nationizzle Congress ta win two consecutizzle terms wit a gangbangin' full majoritizzle n' tha second ta complete mo' than five muthafuckin years up in crib afta Atal Bihari Vajpayee.[2]

Born ta a Gujarati crew up in Vadnagar, Modi helped his wild lil' daddy push chronic as a cold-ass lil lil pimp n' has holla'd he lata ran his own stall yo. Dude was introduced ta tha RSS all up in tha age of eight, beginnin a long-ass association wit tha organisation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Modi left home afta finishin high-school up in part cuz of child marriage ta Jashodaben Chimanlal Modi, which he abandoned n' publicly bigged up only nuff decades later n' shit. Modi travelled round India fo' two muthafuckin years n' hit up a fuckin shitload of religious centres before returnin ta Gujarat. In 1971 his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became a gangbangin' full-time worker fo' tha RSS. Durin tha state of emergency imposed across tha ghetto up in 1975, Modi was forced ta go tha fuck into hiding. Da RSS assigned his ass ta tha BJP up in 1985 n' dat schmoooove muthafucka held nuff muthafuckin positions within tha jam hierarchy until 2001, risin ta tha rank of general secretary.

Modi was appointed Chief Minista of Gujarat up in 2001 cuz of Keshubhai Patelz failin game n' skanky hood image followin tha earthquake up in Bhuj. Modi was erected ta tha legislatizzle assembly soon afta n' shiznit yo. His administration has been considered complicit up in tha 2002 Gujarat riots,[a] or otherwise criticised fo' its handlin of it fo' realz. A Supreme Court-appointed Special Investigation Crew found no evidence ta initiate prosecution proceedings against Modi personally.[b] His policies as chizzle minister, credited wit encouragin economic growth, have received praise.[10] His administration has been criticised fo' failin ta hella improve health, poverty n' ejaculation indices up in tha state.[c]

Modi hustled tha BJP up in tha 2014 general erection which gave tha jam a majoritizzle up in tha Indian lower house of parliament, tha Lok Sabha, tha last time fo' any single jam since 1984. Modiz administration has tried ta raise foreign direct investment up in tha Indian economizzle n' reduced bustin on healthcare n' hood welfare programmes. Modi has attempted ta improve efficiency up in tha bureaucracy; dat schmoooove muthafucka has centralised juice by abolishin tha Plannin Commission yo. Dude fuckin started a high-profile sanitation campaign, initiated a cold-ass lil controversial demonetisation of high-denomination banknotes n' weakened or abolished environmenstrual n' labour laws.

Peepin his thugged-out lil' partyz victory up in tha 2019 general erection, his thugged-out administration revoked tha special statuz of Jammu n' Kashmir yo. His administration also introduced tha Citizenshizzle Amendment Act, which resulted up in widespread protests across tha ghetto. Described as engineerin a ballistical realignment towardz right-win ballistics, Modi remains a gangbangin' figure of controversy domestically n' internationally over his Hindu nationalist beliefs n' his thugged-out alleged role durin tha 2002 Gujarat riots, cited as evidence of a exclusionary hood agenda.[d]

Early game n' ejaculation

Narendra Modi started doin thangs on 17 September 1950 ta a Gujarati Hindu crew of grocers up in Vadnagar, Mehsana district, Bombay State (present-dizzle Gujarat) yo. Dude was tha third of six lil pimps born ta Damodardas Mulchand Modi (c. 1915�"1989) n' Hiraben Modi (born c. 1920). Modiz crew belonged ta tha Modh-Ghanchi-Teli (oil-presser) hood,[20][21][22] which is categorised as a Other Backward Class by tha Indian posse.[23][24] Dude was falsely accused by Mayawati dat he added his caste ta OBC list as a ballistical tool.[20][25]

As a cold-ass lil child, Modi helped his wild lil' daddy push chronic all up in tha Vadnagar railway station, n' holla'd dat he lata ran a chronic stall wit his brutha near a funky-ass bus terminus.[26] Modi completed his higher secondary ejaculation up in Vadnagar up in 1967, where a mackdaddy busted lyrics bout his ass as a average hustla n' a keen debater, wit interest up in theatre.[27] Modi had a early gift fo' rhetoric up in debates, n' his cold-ass mackdaddys n' hustlas noted all dis bullshit. Modi preferred playin larger-than-life charactas up in theatrical thangs, which has hyped up his thugged-out lil' ballistical image.[30]

When eight muthafuckin years old, Modi discovered tha Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) n' fuckin started attendin its local shakhas (trainin sessions). There, Modi kicked it wit Lakshmanrao Inamdar, popularly known as Vakil Saheb, whoz ass inducted his ass as a balswayamsevak (junior cadet) up in tha RSS n' became his thugged-out lil' ballistical mentor. While Modi was hustlin wit tha RSS, he also kicked it wit Vasant Gajendragadkar n' Nathalal Jaghda, Bharatiya Jana Sangh leadaz whoz ass was foundin thugz of tha BJPz Gujarat unit up in 1980.[32]

Also up in Narendra Modiz childhood, up in a cold-ass lil custom traditionizzle ta his caste, his crew arranged a betrothal ta a girl, Jashodaben Chimanlal Modi, leadin ta they marriage when they was teenagers.[33][34] Sometime thereafter, he abandoned tha further marital obligations implicit up in tha custom,[35] n' left home, tha couple goin on ta lead separate lives, neither marryin again, n' tha marriage itself remainin unmentioned up in Modiz hood pronouncements fo' nuff decades.[36] In April 2014, shortly before tha nationistic erections dat swept his ass ta power, Modi publicly affirmed dat da thug was hooked up n' his spouse was Jashodaben; tha couple has remained hooked up yo, but estranged.[37]

Modi dropped tha ensuin two muthafuckin years pimpin' across Uptown n' North-eastern India, though few detailz of where da thug went have emerged. In rap battles, Modi has busted lyrics bout hittin' up Hindu ashrams dropped by Swami Vivekananda: tha Belur Math near Kolkata, followed by tha Advaita Ashrama up in Almora n' tha Ramakrishna Mission up in Rajkot. Modi remained only a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short time at each, since he lacked tha required college ejaculation.[41] Vivekananda has been busted lyrics bout as a big-ass influence up in Modiz game.[42]

In tha early summer of 1968, Modi reached tha Belur Math but was turned away, afta which Modi wandered all up in Calcutta, Westside Bengal n' Assam, stoppin up in Siliguri n' Guwahati. Modi then went ta tha Ramakrishna Ashram up in Almora, where da thug was again n' again n' again rejected, before pimpin' back ta Gujarat via Delhi n' Rajasthan up in 1968�"69. Sometime up in late 1969 or early 1970, Modi moonwalked back ta Vadnagar fo' a funky-ass brief visit before leavin again n' again n' again fo' Ahmedabad. There, Modi lived wit his uncle, hustlin up in tha latterz canteen all up in tha Gujarat State Road Transhiznit Corporation.

In Ahmedabad, Modi renewed his thugged-out acquaintizzle wit Inamdar, whoz ass was based all up in tha Hedgewar Bhavan (RSS headquarters) up in tha hood.[48][49] Afta tha Indo-Pakistani Battle of 1971, da perved-out muthafucka stopped hustlin fo' his uncle n' became a gangbangin' full-time pracharak (campaigner) fo' tha RSS, hustlin under Inamdar. Shortly before tha war, Modi took part up in a non-violent protest against tha Indian posse up in New Delhi, fo' which da thug was arrested; dis has been cited as a reason fo' Inamdar electin ta mentor his muthafuckin ass. Many muthafuckin years lata Modi would co-lyricist a funky-ass bibliography of Inamdar, published up in 2001.[52]

In 1978 Modi received a Bachelor of Arts degree up in political science from School of Open Learning[53] at Universitizzle of Delhi,[54] graduatin wit a third class.[56] Five muthafuckin years later, up in 1983, he received a Masta of Arts degree up in ballistical science from Gujarat University, graduatin wit a first class[57][58] as a external distizzle peepin' hustla.[59]

Early ballistical game

In June 1975, Prime Minista Indira Gandhi declared a state of emergency up in India which lasted until 1977. Durin dis period, known as "Da Emergency", nuff of her ballistical opponents was put on lockdown n' opposizzle crews was banned. Modi was appointed general secretary of tha "Gujarat Lok Sangharsh Samiti", a RSS committee co-ordinatin opposizzle ta tha Emergency up in Gujarat. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly afterwards, tha RSS was banned. Modi was forced ta go underground up in Gujarat n' frequently travelled up in disguise ta stay tha fuck away from arrest yo. Dude became involved up in printin pamphlets opposin tha posse, bustin dem ta Delhi n' organisin demonstrations. Modi was also involved wit bustin a network of safe houses fo' dudes wanted by tha posse, n' up in raisin fundz fo' ballistical refugees n' activists. Durin dis period, Modi freestyled a funky-ass book up in Gujarati, Sangharsh Ma Gujarat (In Da Strugglez of Gujarat), describin events durin tha Emergency.[66][67] Among tha playas he kicked it wit up in dis role was trade unionist n' hoodist activist George Fernandes, as well as nuff muthafuckin other nationistic ballistical figures. In his cold-ass travels durin tha Emergency, Modi was often forced ta move up in disguise, once dressin as a monk, n' once as a Sikh.

Modi became a RSS sambhag pracharak (regionizzle organiser) up in 1978, overseein RSS activitizzles up in tha areaz of Surat n' Vadodara, n' up in 1979 da thug went ta work fo' tha RSS up in Delhi, where da thug was put ta work researchin n' freestylin tha RSSz version of tha history of tha Emergency. Dude moonwalked back ta Gujarat a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short while later, n' was assigned by tha RSS ta tha BJP up in 1985.[32] In 1987 Modi helped organise tha BJPz campaign up in tha Ahmedabad municipal erection, which tha BJP won comfortably; Modiz plannin has been busted lyrics bout as tha reason fo' dat result by biographers. Afta L. K fo' realz. Advani became prez of tha BJP up in 1986, tha RSS decided ta place its thugz up in blingin positions within tha BJP; Modiz work durin tha Ahmedabad erection hustled ta his selection fo' dis role, n' Modi was erected organisin secretary of tha BJPz Gujarat unit lata up in 1987.

Modi rose within tha jam n' was named a gangmember of tha BJPz Nationizzle Erection Committee up in 1990, helpin organise L. K fo' realz. Advaniz 1990 Ram Rath Yatra up in 1990 n' Murli Manohar Joshiz 1991�"92 Ekta Yatra (Journey fo' Unity).[27] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha pimpin' muthafucka took a funky-ass brief break from ballistics up in 1992, instead establishin a school up in Ahmedabad; friction wit Shankersingh Vaghela, a BJP MP from Gujarat all up in tha time, also played a part up in dis decision. Modi moonwalked back ta electoral ballistics up in 1994, kinda all up in tha insistence of Advani, n' as jam secretary, Modiz electoral game was considered central ta tha BJP victory up in tha 1995 state assembly erections.[32][74][75] In November of dat year Modi was erected BJP nationistic secretary n' transferred ta New Delhi, where he assumed responsibilitizzle fo' jam activitizzles up in Haryana n' Himachal Pradesh.[74][76] Da followin year, Shankersinh Vaghela, a prominent BJP leader from Gujarat, defected ta tha Indian Nationizzle Congress (Congress, INC) afta losin his thugged-out lil' parliamentary seat up in tha Lok Sabha erections.[27] Modi, on tha selection committee fo' tha 1998 Assembly erections up in Gujarat, favoured supportaz of BJP leader Keshubhai Patel over dem supportin Vaghela ta end factionizzle division up in tha party yo. His game was credited as key ta tha BJP ballin a overall majoritizzle up in tha 1998 erections,[74] n' Modi was promoted ta BJP general secretary (organisation) up in May of dat year.

Chief Minista of Gujarat

Takin office

In 2001, Keshubhai Patelz game was failin n' tha BJP lost all dem state assembly seats up in by-elections fo' realz. Allegationz of abuse of power, corruption n' skanky administration was made, n' Patelz standin had been damaged by his thugged-out administrationz handlin of tha earthquake up in Bhuj up in 2001.[74][79][80] Da BJP nationistic leadershizzle sought a freshly smoked up muthafucka fo' tha chizzle ministership, n' Modi, whoz ass had expressed misgivings bout Patelz administration, was chosen as a replacement.[27] Although BJP leader L. K fo' realz. Advani did not wanna ostracise Patel n' was concerned bout Modiz lack of experience up in posse, Modi declined a offer ta be Patelz deputy chizzle minister, spittin some lyrics ta Advani n' Atal Bihari Vajpayee dat da thug was "goin ta be straight-up responsible fo' Gujarat or not at all". On 3 October 2001 he replaced Patel as Chief Minista of Gujarat, wit tha responsibilitizzle of preparin tha BJP fo' tha December 2002 erections.[81] Modi was sworn up in as Chief Minista on 7 October 2001,[82] n' entered tha Gujarat state legislature on 24 February 2002 by ballin a funky-ass by-election ta tha Rajkot �" Pt II constituency, defeatin Ashwin Mehta of tha INC by 14,728 votes.[83]

2002 Gujarat riots

On 27 February 2002, a train wit nuff muthafuckin hundred passengers burned near Godhra, cappin' approximately 60 people.[e] Da train carried a big-ass number of Hindu pilgrims returnin from Ayodhya afta a religious ceremony all up in tha joint of tha demolished Babri Masjid.[86][87] In bustin a hood statement afta tha incident, Modi declared it a terrorist battle planned n' orchestrated by local Muslims.[5][86][88] Da next day, tha Vishwa Hindu Parishad called fo' a bandh across tha state.[89][90] Riots fuckin started durin tha bandh, n' anti-Muslim shit spread all up in Gujarat.[86][89][90] Da possez decision ta move tha bodiez of tha train suckas from Godhra ta Ahmedabad further inflamed tha shit.[86][91] Da state posse stated lata dat 790 Muslims n' 254 Hindus was capped.[92] Independent sources put tha dirtnap toll at over 2000.[86][93] Approximately 150,000 playas was driven ta refugee camps.[94] Numerous dem hoes n' lil pimps was among tha suckas; tha shiznit included mass rapes n' mutilationz of dem hoes.[4][95]

Da posse of Gujarat itself is generally considered by scholars ta done been complicit up in tha riots,[3][4][5] n' has otherwise received heavy jive-ass shiznit fo' its handlin of tha thang.[96] Several scholars have busted lyrics bout tha shiznit as a pogrom, while others have called it a example of state terrorism.[97][98][99] Summarisin academic views on tha subject, Martha Nussbaum holla'd: "There is by now a funky-ass broad consensus dat tha Gujarat shiznit was a gangbangin' form of ethnic cleansing, dat up in nuff ways dat shiznit was premeditated, n' dat dat shiznit was carried up wit tha complicitizzle of tha state posse n' foolz of tha law."[4] Da Modi posse imposed a cold-ass lil curfew up in 26 major ghettos, issued blast-at-sight ordaz n' called fo' tha army ta patrol tha streets yo, but was unable ta prevent tha shiznit from blowin tha fuck up.[89][90] Da prez of tha state unit of tha BJP expressed support fo' tha bandh, despite such actions bein illegal all up in tha time.[5] State officials lata prevented riot suckas from leavin tha refugee camps, n' tha camps was often unable ta hook up tha needz of dem livin there.[100] Muslim suckaz of tha riots was subject ta further discrimination when tha state posse announced dat compensation fo' Muslim suckas would be half of dat offered ta Hindus, although dis decision was lata reversed afta tha issue was taken ta court.[101] Durin tha riots, five-o fools often did not intervene up in thangs where they was able.[4][88][102]

Modiz underground involvement up in tha 2002 events has continued ta be debated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Durin tha riots, Modi holla'd dat "What tha fuck iz goin' down be a cold-ass lil chain of action n' erection."[4] Lata up in 2002, Modi holla'd tha way up in which dat schmoooove muthafucka had handled tha media was his only regret regardin tha episode.[103] In March 2008, tha Supreme Court reopened nuff muthafuckin cases related ta tha 2002 riots, includin dat of tha Gulbarg Posse massacre, n' established a Special Investigation Crew (SIT) ta look tha fuck into tha issue.[96][104][105] In response ta a petizzle from Zakia Jafri (widow of Ehsan Jafri, whoz ass was capped up in tha Gulbarg Posse massacre), up in April 2009 tha court also axed tha SIT ta rewind tha issue of Modiz complicitizzle up in tha cappin's.[104] Da SIT dissed Modi up in March 2010; up in May, it presented ta tha court a report findin no evidence against his muthafuckin ass.[104][106] In July 2011, tha court-appointed amicus curiae Raju Ramachandran submitted his wild lil' final report ta tha court. Contrary ta tha SITz position, da perved-out muthafucka holla'd dat Modi could be prosecuted based on tha available evidence.[107][108] Da Supreme Court gave tha matta ta tha magistratez court. Da SIT examined Ramachandranz report, n' up in March 2012 submitted its final report, askin fo' tha case ta be closed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Zakia Jaffri filed a protest petizzle up in response. In December 2013 tha magistratez court rejected tha protest petition, acceptin tha SITz findin dat there was no evidence against tha chizzle minister.[109]

2002 erection

In tha aftermath of tha shiznit there was widespread calls fo' Modi ta resign as chizzle minista from within n' outside tha state, includin from leadaz of tha Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam n' tha Telugu Desam Party (allies up in tha BJP-led Nationizzle Democratic Alliance coalition), n' opposizzle partizzles stalled Parliament over tha issue.[110] Modi submitted his bangin resignation all up in tha April 2002 BJP nationistic executizzle meetin up in Goa yo, but dat shiznit was not accepted.[111] His cabinet had a emergency meetin on 19 July 2002, afta which it offered its resignation ta tha Gujarat Governor S. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. S. Bhandari, n' tha state assembly was dissolved.[112][113] Despite opposizzle from tha erection commissioner, whoz ass holla'd dat a fuckin shitload of votas was still displaced, Modi succeeded up in advancin tha erection ta December 2002.[114] In tha erections, tha BJP won 127 seats up in tha 182-member assembly.[115] Although Modi lata denied it, he made dope use of anti-Muslim rhetoric durin his campaign,[116][117][118][119] n' tha BJP profited from religious polarisation among tha voters.[114] Dude won tha Maninagar constituency, receivin 113,589 of 154,981 votes n' defeatin INC muthafucka Yatin Oza by 75,333 votes.[120] On 22 December 2002, Bhandari swore Modi up in fo' a second term.[121] Modi framed tha jive-ass shiznit of his wild lil' freakadelic posse fo' human muthafuckin rights violations as a battle upon Gujarati pride, a game which hustled ta tha BJP ballin two-thirdz of tha seats up in tha state assembly.[3][116]

Second term

Durin Modiz second term tha rhetoric of tha posse shifted from Hindutva ta Gujaratz economic pimpment.[79][3][116] Modi curtailed tha influence of Sangh Parivar organisations like fuckin tha Bharatiya Kisan Sangh (BKS) n' tha Vishva Hindu Parishad (VHP),[122] entrenched up in tha state afta tha decline of Ahmedabadz textile industry,[79] n' dropped Gordhan Zadafia (an ally of forma Sangh co-worker n' VHP state chizzle Praveen Togadia) from his cabinet. When tha BKS staged a gangbangin' farmers' demonstration Modi ordered they eviction from state-provided houses, n' his fuckin lil' decision ta demolish 200 illegal templez up in Gandhinagar deepened tha rift wit tha VHP.[122][123] Sangh organisations was no longer consulted or informed up in advizzle bout Modiz administratizzle decisions.[122] Nonetheless, Modi retained connections wit some Hindu nationalists, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Modi freestyled a gangbangin' foreword ta a textbook by Dinanath Batra busted out up in 2014, which stated dat ancient India possessed technologies includin test-tube babies.[124][125]

Modiz relationshizzle wit Muslims continued ta attract criticism. Prime Minista Atal Bihari Vajpayee (who axed Modi fo' tolerizzle up in tha aftermath of tha 2002 Gujarat shiznit n' supported his bangin resignation as chizzle minister)[126][127] distanced his dirty ass, reachin up ta Uptown Indian Muslims before tha 2004 Lok Sabha erections fo' realz. Afta tha erections Vajpayee called tha shiznit up in Gujarat a reason fo' tha BJPz electoral defeat n' holla'd it had been a gangbangin' fuck up ta leave Modi up in crib afta tha riots.[128][129]

Thangs bout Modiz relationshizzle wit Muslims was also raised by nuff Westside nations durin his cold-ass tenure as chizzle minista n' shit. Modi was barred from enterin tha United Hoodz by tha State Department, up in accordizzle wit tha recommendationz of tha Commission on Internationistic Religious Freedom formed under tha aegiz of tha Internationistic Religious Freedom Act,[130][131] tha only thug denied a US visa under dis law.[132] Da UK n' tha European Union refused ta admit his ass cuz of what tha fuck they saw as his bangin role up in tha riots fo' realz. As Modi rose ta prominence up in India, tha UK[133] n' tha EU[134] lifted they bans up in October 2012 n' March 2013, respectively, n' afta his wild lil' fuckin erection as prime minista da thug was invited ta Washington.[135][136]

Durin tha run-up ta tha 2007 assembly erections n' tha 2009 general erection, tha BJP intensified its rhetoric on terrorism.[137] In July 2006, Modi criticised Prime Minista Manmohan Singh " for his bangin reluctizzle ta revive anti-terror legislation" like fuckin tha 2002 Prevention of Terrorizzle Act yo. Dude axed tha nationistic posse ta allow states ta invoke tougher laws up in tha wake of tha 2006 Mumbai train bombings.[138] In 2007 Modi authored Karmayog, a 101-page booklet discussin manual scavenging. In it, Modi broke off some disrespec dat scavengin was a "spiritual experience" fo' Valmiks, a sub-caste of Dalits.[139][140] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat dis book was not circulated dat time cuz of tha erection code of conduct.[141] Afta tha November 2008 Mumbai attacks, Modi held a meetin ta say shit bout tha securitizzle of Gujaratz 1,600-kilometre (990 mi)-long coastline, resultin up in posse authorisation of 30 high-speed surveillizzle boats.[142] In July 2007 Modi completed 2,063 consecutizzle minutes as chizzle minista of Gujarat, makin his ass tha longest-servin holda of dat post,[143] n' tha BJP won 122 of 182 state-assembly seats up in dat yearz erection.[144]

Development projects

As Chief Minister, Modi favoured privatisation n' small posse, which was at oddz wit tha philosophy of tha RSS, probably busted lyrics bout as anti-privatisation n' anti-globalisation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. His policies durin his second term done been credited wit reducin corruption up in tha state yo. Dude established financial n' technologizzle parks up in Gujarat n' durin tha 2007 Vibrant Gujarat summit, real-estate investment deals worth ₹6.6 trazillion was signed.[79]

Da posses hustled by Patel n' Modi supported NGOs n' communitizzles up in tha creation of groundwater-conservation projects, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. By December 2008, 500,000 structures had been built, of which 113,738 was check dams, which helped recharge tha aquifers beneath dem wild-ass muthafuckas.[145] Sixty of tha 112 tehsils which had depleted tha wata table up in 2004 had regained they aiiight groundwata levels by 2010.[146] As a result, tha statez thang of genetically modified cotton increased ta become tha phattest up in India.[145] Da boom up in cotton thang n' its semi-arid land use[147] hustled ta Gujaratz agricultural sector growin at a average rate of 9.6 cement from 2001 ta 2007.[148] Public irrigation measures up in central n' southern Gujarat, like fuckin tha Sardar Sarovar Dam, was less successful naaahhmean, biatch? Da Sardar Sarovar project only irrigated 4�"6% of tha area intended.[145] Nonetheless, from 2001 ta 2010 Gujarat recorded a agricultural growth rate of 10.97 cement �" tha highest of any state.[147] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat sociologists have pointed up dat tha growth rate under tha 1992�"97 INC posse was 12.9 cement.[149] In 2008 Modi offered land up in Gujarat ta Tata Motors ta set up a plant manufacturin tha Nano afta a ghettofab agitation had forced tha company ta move outta Westside Bengal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several other g-units followed tha Tata ta Gujarat.[150]

Da Modi posse finished tha process of brangin electricitizzle ta every last muthafuckin hood up in Gujarat dat its predecessor had almost completed.[149] Modi hella chizzled tha statez system of juice distribution, pimped outly impactin farmers. Gujarat expanded tha Jyotigram Yojana scheme, up in which agricultural electricitizzle was separated from other rural electricity; tha agricultural electricitizzle was rationed ta fit scheduled irrigation demands, reducin its cost fo' realz. Although early protests by farmers ended when dem playas whoz ass benefited found dat they electricitizzle supply had stabilised,[145] accordin ta a assessment study corporations n' big-ass farmers benefited from tha policy all up in tha expense of lil' small-ass farmers n' labourers.[151]

Development debate

A contentious rap battle surroundz tha assessment of Gujaratz economic pimpment durin Modiz tenure as chizzle minister.[152] Da statez GDP growth rate averaged 10% durin Modiz tenure, a value similar ta other highly industrialised states, n' above dat of tha ghetto as a whole.[150] Gujarat also had a high rate of economic growth up in tha 1990s, before Modi took office, n' scholars have stated dat growth did not accelerate durin Modiz tenure.[153] Under Modi, Gujarat topped tha Ghetto Bank's "ease of bustin bidnizz" rankings among Indian states fo' two consecutizzle years.[154] In 2013, Gujarat was ranked first among Indian states fo' "economic freedom" by a report measurin governance, growth, playa haters' muthafuckin rights n' labour n' bidnizz regulation among tha ghettoz 20 phattest states.[150][155] In tha lata muthafuckin yearz of Modiz posse, Gujaratz economic growth was frequently used as a argument ta counta allegationz of communalism.[3] Tax breaks fo' bidnizzes was easier ta obtain up in Gujarat than up in other states, as was land. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Modiz policies ta make Gujarat bangin fo' investment included tha creation of Special Economic Zones, where labour laws was pimped outly weakened.[116]

Despite its growth rate, Gujarat had a relatively skanky record on human pimpment, poverty relief, nutrizzle n' ejaculation durin Modiz tenure. In 2013, Gujarat ranked 13th up in tha ghetto wit respect ta ratez of poverty n' 21st up in ejaculation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Nearly 45 cement of lil pimps under five was underweight n' 23 cement was undernourished, puttin tha state up in tha "alarming" category on tha India State Hunger Index.[156][157] A study by UNICEF n' tha Indian posse found dat Gujarat under Modi had a skanky record wit respect ta immunisation up in lil' thugs.[158]

Over tha decade from 2001 ta 2011, Gujarat did not chizzle its posizzle relatizzle ta tha rest of tha ghetto wit respect ta poverty n' biatch literacy, remainin near tha median of tha 29 Indian states.[101] It flossed only a marginal improvement up in ratez of infant mortality, n' its posizzle wit respect ta individual consumption declined.[101] With respect ta tha qualitizzle of ejaculation up in posse schools, tha state ranked below most Indian states.[101] Da hood policiez of tha posse generally did not benefit Muslims, Dalits, n' Adivasis, n' generally increased hood inequalities.[101] Development up in Gujarat was generally limited ta tha urban middle class, n' playa hatas up in rural areas or from lower castes was mo' n' mo' n' mo' marginalised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In 2013 tha state ranked 10th of 21 Indian states up in tha Human Development Index.[7] Under Modi, tha state posse dropped far less than tha nationistic average on ejaculation n' healthcare.[101]

Final years

Modi wit Anandiben Patel at a meetin of BJP MLAs afta his wild lil' fuckin erection as prime minista n' shit. Patel succeeded his ass as Gujarat chizzle minister.

Despite tha BJPz shift away from explicit Hindutva, Modiz erection campaign up in 2007 n' 2012 contained elementz of Hindu nationalism. Modi only attended Hindu religious ceremonies, n' had prominent associations wit Hindu religious leaders. Durin his 2012 campaign tha pimpin' muthafucka twice refused ta wear articlez of threadz gifted by Muslim leaders.[116] Dude did, however, maintain relations wit Dawoodi Bohra.[116] His campaign included references ta thangs known ta cause religious polarisation, includin ta Afzal Guru n' tha killin of Sohrabuddin Sheikh. Da BJP did not nominizzle any Muslim muthafuckas fo' tha assembly erection of 2012.[116] Durin tha 2012 campaign, Modi attempted ta identify his dirty ass wit tha state of Gujarat, a game similar ta dat used by Indira Gandhi durin tha Emergency, n' projected his dirty ass as protectin Gujarat against persecution by tha rest of India.[116]

While campaignin fo' tha 2012 assembly erections, Modi made extensive use of holograms n' other technologies allowin his ass ta reach a big-ass number of people,[114] suttin' da thug would repeat up in tha 2014 general erection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In tha 2012 Gujarat Legislatizzle Assembly erections, Modi won tha constituency of Maninagar by 86,373 votes over Shweta Bhatt, tha INC muthafucka n' hoe of Sanjiv Bhatt.[159] Da BJP won 115 of tha 182 seats, continuin its majoritizzle durin his cold-ass tenure[160] n' allowin tha jam ta form tha posse (as it had up in Gujarat since 1995).[161] In lata by-elections tha BJP won four mo' assembly seats n' two Lok Sabha seats held by tha INC, although Modi did not campaign fo' its muthafuckas.[162] In 2013, tha Wharton India Economic Forum (WIEF) all up in tha Wharton School of tha Universitizzle of Pennsylvania shut down a keynote vizzle-conference rap by Modi followin protests by Indian-Americans.[163]

Natrendra Modi submits his bangin resignation as Gujarat Chief Minista ta tha Governor

Afta his wild lil' fuckin erection as prime minister, Modi resigned as tha chizzle minista n' as a MLA from Maninagar on 21 May 2014. Anandiben Patel succeeded his ass as tha chizzle minister.[164]

Premiershizzle campaigns

2014 Indian general erection

In September 2013 Modi was named tha BJPz muthafucka fo' prime minista ahead of tha 2014 Lok Sabha erection.[165][166] Several BJP leadaz expressed opposizzle ta Modiz candidature,[167] includin BJP foundin member L. K fo' realz. Advani, whoz ass cited concern wit leadaz whoz ass was "concerned wit they underground agendas".[168] Modi played a thugged-out dominant role up in tha BJPz erection campaign.[169][170] Several playas whoz ass voted fo' tha BJP stated dat if Modi had not been tha prime-ministerial muthafucka, they would have voted fo' another party.[165][171][172] Da focus on Modi as a individual was unusual fo' a BJP erection campaign.[167][173] Da erection was busted lyrics bout as a referendum on Narendra Modi.[152]

Modi meets his crazy-ass mutha afta ballin tha 2014 erections

Durin tha campaign, Modi focused on tha corruption scandals under tha previous INC posse, n' played on his crazy-ass muthafuckin image as a sucka whoz ass had pimped a high rate of GDP growth up in Gujarat.[152][167] Modi projected his dirty ass as a thug whoz ass could brang bout "development," without focus on any specific policies.[167] His message found support among lil' Indians n' among real-ass playa haters.[152] Da BJP under Modi was able ta downplay concerns bout tha protection of religious minoritizzles n' Modiz commitment ta secularism, areas up in which dat schmoooove muthafucka had previously received criticism.[152] Prior ta tha erection Modiz image up in tha media had centered round his bangin role up in tha 2002 Gujarat riots yo, but durin tha campaign tha BJP was able ta shift dis ta a gangbangin' focus on Modiz neoliberal ideologizzle n' tha Gujarat model of pimpment,[170] although Hindutva remained a thugged-out dope part of its campaign.[167][171][14] Da BJPz campaign was assisted by its wide influence up in tha media.[157] Modiz campaign blitz cost approximately ₹50 billion (US$700 million),[152] n' received extensive financial support from corporate donors.[157] In addizzle ta mo' conventionizzle campaign methods, Modi made extensive use of hood media,[152][167] n' addressed mo' than 1000 rallies via hologram appearances.[14]

Da BJP won 31% of tha vote,[13] n' mo' than doubled its tally up in tha Lok Sabha ta 282, becomin tha straight-up original gangsta jam ta win a majoritizzle of seats on its own since 1984.[170][171] Vota dissatisfaction wit tha INC, as well as wit regionizzle partizzles up in Uptown India, was another reason fo' tha success of tha BJP,[171] as was tha support from tha RSS.[167] In states like fuckin Uttar Pradesh up in which tha BJP performed well, it drew exceptionally high support from upper-caste Hindus, although tha 10 cement of Muslim votes won was mo' than it had won before. Well shiiiit, it performed particularly well up in partz of tha ghetto dat had recently experienced shiznit between Hindus n' Muslims.[171] Da magnitude of tha BJPz victory hustled nuff commentators ta say dat tha erection constituted a ballistical realignment away from progressive parties n' towardz tha right-wing.[152][171][174][175] Modiz tweet announcin his victory was busted lyrics bout as bein emblematic of tha ballistical realignment away from a secular, hoodist state towardz capitalizzle n' Hindu cultural nationalism.[176]

Modi his dirty ass was a cold-ass lil muthafucka fo' tha Lok Sabha up in two constituencies: Varanasi n' Vadodara.[177] Dude won up in both constituencies, defeatin Aam Aadmi Party leader Arvind Kejriwal up in Varanasi n' Madhusudan Mistry of tha INC up in Vadodara by 570,128 votes.[178] Modi, whoz ass was unanimously erected leader of tha BJP, was appointed prime minista by Indiaz prez.[179][180] To comply wit tha law dat a MP cannot represent mo' than one constituency, he vacated tha Vadodara seat.[181]

2019 Indian general erection

On 13 October 2018, Modi was renamed as tha BJP muthafucka fo' prime minista ahead of tha 2019 General Erection.[182] Da chizzle campaigner fo' tha jam was BJPz prez Amit Shah.

Modi contested tha Lok Sabha erections as a cold-ass lil muthafucka from Varanasi.[183] Dude won tha seat by defeatin Shalini Yadav of tha Samajwadi Party by a margin of 4,79,505 votes.[184][185] Modi was unanimously appointed tha prime minista fo' a second time by tha Nationizzle Democratic Alliance,[186] afta tha alliizzle won tha erection fo' tha second time by securin 353 seats up in tha Lok Sabha wit tha BJP ridin' solo ballin 303 seats.[187][188]

Prime Minister

Afta tha Bharatiya Janata Party hustled Nationizzle Democratic Alliance won a landslide up in tha 2014 Lok Sabha erection, Narendra Modi was sworn up in as tha Prime Minista of India on 26 May 2014 yo. Dude became tha straight-up original gangsta Prime Minista born afta Indiaz independence from tha British Empire.[189] Modi started his second term afta tha Bharatiya Janata Party hustled Nationizzle Democratic Alliance won again n' again n' again up in tha 2019 Lok Sabha erection. Modi became tha 4th longest servin Prime Minista of India n' tha longest servin Non-Congress Prime Minista up in 2020.[190]

For a cold-ass lil chronological guide ta dis subject, peep Timeline of tha premiershizzle of Narendra Modi

Governizzle n' other initiatives

Prime Minista Narendra Modi addressin tha hood on tha occasion of 74th Independence Day on 15 August 2020.

Modiz first year as prime minista saw dope centralisation of juice relatizzle ta previous administrations.[125][191] His efforts at centralisation done been linked ta a increase up in tha number of ballin' administration officials resignin they positions.[125] Initially lackin a majoritizzle up in tha Rajya Sabha, or upper doggy den of Indian Parliament, Modi passed a fuckin shitload of ordinances ta enact his thugged-out lil' policies, leadin ta further centralisation of power.[192] Da posse also passed a funky-ass bill increasin tha control dat it had over tha appointment of judges, n' reducin dat of tha judiciary.[13]

In December 2014 Modi abolished tha Plannin Commission, replacin it wit tha Nationizzle Institution fo' Transformin India, or NITI Aayog.[193][194] Da move had tha effect of pimped outly centralisin tha juice previously wit tha plannin commission up in tha thug of tha prime minister.[195][192][193][194][196] Da plannin commission had received heavy jive-ass shiznit up in previous muthafuckin years fo' bustin inefficiency up in tha posse, n' of not fillin its role of pimpin-out hood welfare: however, since tha economic liberalisation of tha 1990s, it had been tha major posse body responsible fo' measures related ta hood justice.[194]

Da Modi posse launched investigations by tha Intelligence Bureau against a shitload of civil society organisations n' foreign non-governmenstrual organisations up in tha straight-up original gangsta year of tha administration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da investigations, on tha groundz dat these organisations was slowin economic growth, was criticised as a witchhunt. Internationistic humanitarian aid organisation Medecins Sans Frontieres was among tha crews dat was put under pressure.[125] Other organisations affected included tha Sierra Joint n' Avaaz.[195] Casez of sedizzle was filed against dudes criticisin tha posse.[125] This hustled ta discontent within tha BJP regardin Modiz steez of functionin n' drew comparisons ta tha governin steez of Indira Gandhi.[125][192]

Modi repealed 1,200 obsolete laws up in first three muthafuckin years as prime minister; a total of 1,301 such laws had been repealed by previous posses over a span of 64 years.[197][198][199] Dude started a monthly radio programme titled "Mann Ki Baat" on 3 October 2014.[200] Modi also launched tha Digital India programme, wit tha goal of ensurin dat posse skillz is available electronically, buildin infrastructure ta provide high-speed Internizzle access ta rural areas, boostin manufacturin of electronic loot up in tha ghetto, n' biggin' up digital literacy.[201][202]

Modi launched Ujjwala scheme ta provide free LPG connection ta rural households. Da scheme hustled ta a increase up in LPG consumption by 56% up in 2019 as compared ta 2014.[203] In 2019, a law was passed ta provide 10% reservation ta Economically weaker sections.[204]

Dude was again n' again n' again sworn up in as Prime minister on 30 May 2019. On 30 July 2019, Parliament of India declared tha practice of Triple Talaq as illegal, unconstipationizzle n' juiced it up punishable act from 1 August 2019 which is deemed ta be up in effect from 19 September 2018.[205][206][207] On 5 August 2019, tha posse moved resolution ta scrap Article 370 up in tha Rajya Sabha,[208] n' also reorganise tha state wit Jammu n' Kashmir servin as one of tha union territory n' Ladakh region separated up as a separate union territory.[209] In 2019, Ayodhya dispute was resolved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Supreme Court ordered tha land ta be handed over ta a trust ta build tha Hindu temple. Well shiiiit, it also ordered tha posse ta give alternate 5 acre land ta Sunni Waqf Board fo' tha purpose of buildin a mosque.[210]

Economic policy

Putin, Modi wit other BRICS leadaz up in 2019. Left ta right: Xi Bolsonaro , Modi n' Ramaphosa

Da economic policiez of Modiz posse focused on privatisation n' liberalisation of tha economy, based on a neoliberal framework.[195][211] Modi liberalised Indiaz foreign direct investment policies, allowin mo' foreign investment up in nuff muthafuckin industries, includin up in defence n' tha railways.[195][212][213] Other proposed reforms included makin it harder fo' workers ta form unions n' easier fo' employers ta hire n' fire them;[211] a shitload of these proposals was dropped afta protests.[214] Da reforms drew phat opposizzle from unions: on 2 September 2015, eleven of tha ghettoz phattest unions went on strike, includin one affiliated wit tha BJP.[211] Da Bharatiya Mazdoor Sangh, a cold-ass lil constituent of tha Sangh Parivar, stated dat tha underlyin motivation of labour reforms favoured corporations over labourers.[195]

Da fundz all bout poverty reduction programmes n' hood welfare measures was pimped outly decreased by tha Modi administration.[125] Da scrilla dropped on hood programmes declined from 14.6% of GDP durin tha Congress posse ta 12.6% durin Modiz first year up in crib.[195] Spendin on game n' crew welfare declined by 15%, n' on primary n' secondary ejaculation by 16%.[195] Da budgetary allocation fo' tha Sarva Shiksha Abhiyan, or tha "education fo' all" programme, declined by 22%.[195] Da posse also lowered corporate taxes, abolished tha wealth tax, increased salez taxes, n' reduced customs dutizzles on gold, n' bling.[195] In October 2014, tha Modi posse deregulated diesel prices.[215]

Make up in India programme Modi all up in tha launch of thaprogramme

In September 2014, Modi introduced tha Make up in India initiatizzle ta encourage foreign g-units ta manufacture shizzle up in India, wit tha goal of turnin tha ghetto tha fuck into a global manufacturin hub.[195][216] Supportaz of economic liberalisation supported tha initiative, while muthafuckas broke off some disrespec it would allow foreign corporations ta capture a pimped outa share of tha Indian market.[195] Modiz administration passed a land-reform bill dat allowed it ta acquire private agricultural land without conductin a hood impact assessment, n' without tha consent of tha farmers whoz ass owned dat shit.[217] Da bill was passed via a executizzle order afta it faced opposizzle up in parliament yo, but was eventually allowed ta lapse.[192] Modiz posse put up in place tha Goodz n' Skillz Tax, tha freshest tax reform up in tha ghetto since independence. Well shiiiit, it subsumed round 17 different taxes n' became effectizzle from 1 July 2017.[218]

In his wild lil' first cabinet decision, Modi set up a crew ta rewind black scrilla.[219] On 9 November 2016, tha posse demonetised ₹500 n' ₹1000 banknotes, wit tha stated intention of curbin corruption, black scrilla, tha use of counterfeit currency, n' terrorism.[220] Da move hustled ta severe chedda shortages,[221][222][223] a steep decline up in tha Indian stock indices BSE SENSEX n' NIFTY 50,[224] n' sparked widespread protests all up in tha ghetto.[225] Several dirtnaps was linked ta tha rush ta exchange chedda.[226][227] In tha subsequent year, tha number of income tax returns filed fo' dudes rose by 25%, n' tha number of digital transactions increased steeply.[228][229]

Over tha straight-up original gangsta four muthafuckin yearz of Modiz premiership, Indiaz GDP grew at a average rate of 7.23%, higher than tha rate of 6.39% under tha previous posse.[230] Da level of income inequalitizzle increased,[231] while a internal posse report holla'd dat up in 2017, unemployment had increased ta its highest level up in 45 years. Da loss of thangs was attributed ta tha 2016 demonetisation, n' ta tha effectz of tha Goodz n' Skillz Tax.[232][233]

Game n' sanitation

In his wild lil' first year as prime minister, Modi reduced tha amount of scrilla dropped by tha central posse on healthcare.[158] Da Modi posse launched New Game Policy (NHP) up in January 2015. Da policy did not increase tha possez bustin on healthcare, instead emphasisin tha role of private healthcare organisations. This represented a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shift away from tha policy of tha previous Congress posse, which had supported programmes ta assist hood game goals, includin reducin lil pimp n' maternal mortalitizzle rates.[234] Da Nationizzle Game Mission, which included hood game programmes targeted at these indices received nearly 20%[235][236] less fundz up in 2015 than up in tha previous year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. 15 nationistic game programmes, includin dem aimed at controllin bluntz use n' supportin healthcare fo' tha elderly, was merged wit tha Nationizzle Game Mission. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In its budget fo' tha second year afta it took office, tha Modi posse reduced healthcare bustin by 15%.[237] Da healthcare budget fo' tha followin year rose by 19%. Da budget was viewed positively by private insurizzle providers. Public game smart-ass muthafuckas criticised its emphasis on tha role of private healthcare providers, n' suggested dat it represented a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shift away from hood game facilities.[238] Da healthcare budget rose by 11.5% up in 2018; tha chizzle included a allocation of 2000 crore fo' a posse-funded game insurizzle program, n' a thugged-out decrease up in tha budget of tha Nationizzle Game Mission.[239] Da posse introduced stricta packagin laws fo' bluntz which requires 85% of tha packet size ta be covered by pictorial warnings.[240] An article up in tha medicinal journal Lancet stated dat tha ghetto "might have taken all dem steps back up in hood health" under Modi.[234] In 2018 Modi launched tha Ayushman Bharat Yojana, a posse game insurizzle scheme intended ta insure 500 mazillion people. 100,000 playas had signed up by October 2018.[241]

Modi discussin tha COVID-19 pandemic wit Chief Ministas via vizzleconferencin up in June 2020

Modi emphasised his wild lil' freakadelic possez efforts at sanitation as a meanz of ensurin phat health.[234] On 2 October 2014, Modi launched tha Swachh Bharat Mission ("Clean India") campaign. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da stated goalz of tha campaign included eliminatin open shittin n' manual scavenging within five years.[242][243] As part of tha programme, tha Indian posse fuckin started constructin millionz of toilets up in rural areas n' encouragin playas ta use dem wild-ass muthafuckas.[244][245][246] Da posse also announced plans ta build freshly smoked up sewage treatment plants.[247] Da administration plans ta construct 60 mazillion toilets by 2019. Da construction projects have faced allegationz of corruption, n' have faced severe hang-up up in gettin playas ta use tha toilets constructed fo' dem wild-ass muthafuckas.[243][244][245] Sanitation cover up in tha ghetto increased from 38.7% up in October 2014 ta 84.1% up in May 2018; however, usage of tha freshly smoked up sanitary facilitizzles lagged behind tha possez targets.[248] In 2018, tha Ghetto Game Organization stated dat at least 180,000 diarrhoeal dirtnaps was averted up in rural India afta tha launch of tha sanitation effort.[249][250]

Hindutva

Modi pays obeisizzle at Tirumala Temple up in Andhra Pradesh

Durin tha 2014 erection campaign, tha BJP sought ta identify itself wit ballistical leadaz known ta have opposed Hindu nationalism, includin B. R fo' realz. Ambedkar, Subhas Chandra Bose, n' Ram Manohar Lohia.[125] Da campaign also saw tha use of rhetoric based on Hindutva by BJP leadaz up in certain states.[251] Communal tensions was played upon especially up in Uttar Pradesh n' tha statez of Northeast India.[251] A proposal fo' tha controversial Uniform Civil Code was a part of tha BJPz erection manifesto.[14]

Da activitizzlez of a fuckin shitload of Hindu nationalist organisations increased up in scope afta Modiz erection as Prime Minister, sometimes wit tha support of tha posse.[125][251] These activitizzles included a Hindu religious conversion programme, a cold-ass lil campaign against tha alleged Islamic practice of "Ludd Jihad", n' attempts ta big-up Nathuram Godse, tha assassin of Mahatma Gandhi, by thugz of tha right win Hindu Mahasabha.[125] Officials up in tha posse, includin tha Home Minister, defended tha conversion programmes.[251] Modi refused ta remove a posse minista from her posizzle afta a ghettofab outcry resulted from her referrin ta religious minoritizzles as "bastards."[125] Commentators have suggested, however, dat tha shiznit was perpetrated by radical Hindu nationalists ta undercut tha authoritizzle of Modi.[125] Between 2015 n' 2018, Human Rights Watch estimated dat 44 people, most of dem Muslim, was killed by vigilantes; tha cappinz was busted lyrics bout by commentators as related ta attempts by BJP state posses ta ban tha slaughta of cows.[252]

Links between tha BJP n' tha RSS grew stronger under Modi. Da RSS provided organisationizzle support ta tha BJPz electoral campaigns, while tha Modi administration appointed a fuckin shitload of dudes affiliated wit tha RSS ta prominent posse positions.[252] In 2014, Yellapragada Sudershan Rao, whoz ass had previously been associated wit tha RSS, chairthug of tha Indian Council of Oldschool Research (ICHR).[14] Historians n' forma thugz of tha ICHR, includin dem sympathetic ta tha BJP, dissed his credentials as a historian, n' stated dat tha appointment was part of a agenda of cultural nationalism.[14][253][254]

Da Uptown Eastside Delhi riots, which left mo' than 40 dead n' hundredz fucked up, was triggered by protests against a citizenshizzle law peeped by nuff muthafuckas as anti-Muslim n' part of Modiz Hindu nationalist agenda.[255][256][257][258]

Foreign policy

Foreign policy played a relatively lil' small-ass role up in Modiz erection campaign, n' did not feature prominently up in tha BJPz erection manifesto.[259] Modi invited all tha other leadaz of SAARC ghettos ta his sbustin up in ceremony as prime minister.[260][261] Dude was tha straight-up original gangsta Indian prime minista ta do so.[262]

Modiz foreign policy, similarly ta dat of tha precedin INC posse, focused on pimpin-out economic ties, security, n' regionizzle relations.[259] Modi continued Manmohan Singhz policy of "multi-alignment."[263] Da Modi administration tried ta attract foreign investment up in tha Indian economizzle from nuff muthafuckin sources, especially up in Eastside Asia, wit tha use of slogans like fuckin "Make up in India" n' "Digital India".[263] Da posse also tried ta improve relations wit Islamic nations up in tha Middle East, like fuckin Bahrain, Iran, Saudi Arabia, n' tha United Arab Emirates, as well as wit Israel.[263]

Durin tha straight-up original gangsta few months afta tha erection, Modi made trips ta a fuckin shitload of different ghettos ta further tha goalz of his thugged-out lil' policy, n' attended tha BRICS, ASEAN, n' G20 summits.[259] One of Modiz first visits as prime minista was ta Nepal, durin which he promised a funky-ass bazillion USD up in aid.[264] Modi also made nuff muthafuckin overtures ta tha United Hoods, includin multiple visits ta dat ghetto.[261] While dis was busted lyrics bout as a unexpected pimpment, cuz of tha US havin previously denied Modi a travel visa over his bangin role durin tha 2002 Gujarat riots, dat shiznit was also sposed ta fuckin strengthen diplomatic n' trade relations between tha two countries.[261]

In 2015, tha Indian parliament ratified a land exchange deal wit Bangladesh bout tha India�"Bangladesh enclaves, which had been initiated by tha posse of Manmohan Singh.[192] Modiz administration gave renewed attention ta Indiaz "Look Eastside Policy", instituted up in 1991. Da policy was renamed tha "Act Eastside Policy", n' involved directin Indian foreign policy towardz Eastside Asia n' Southeast Asia.[263][265] Da posse signed agreements ta improve land connectivitizzle wit Myanmar, all up in tha state of Manipur. This represented a funky-ass break wit Indiaz phat engagement wit Myanmar, which prioritised border securitizzle over trade.[265]

Defence policy

Indiaz nominal military bustin increased steadily under Modi.[266] Da military budget declined over Modiz tenure both as a gangbangin' fraction of GDP n' when adjusted fo' inflation.[267][268] A substantial portion of tha military budget was devoted ta personnel costs, leadin commentators ta write dat tha budget was constrainin Indian military modernisation.[267][269][268]

Da BJP erection manifesto had also promised ta deal wit illegal immigration tha fuck into India up in tha Northeast, as well as ta be mo' firm up in its handlin of insurgent groups. Da Modi posse issued a notification allowin Hindu, Sikh, n' Buddhist illegal immigrants from Pakistan n' Bangladesh ta legalise they residency up in India. Da posse busted lyrics bout tha measure as bein taken fo' humanitarian reasons but it drew jive-ass shiznit from nuff muthafuckin Assamese organisations.[270]

Da Modi administration negotiated a peace agreement wit tha phattest faction of tha Nationizzle Socialist Council of Nagaland (NSCM), which was announced up in August 2015. Da Naga insurgency up in northeast India had begun up in tha 1950s.[270][271] Da NSCM n' tha posse had agreed ta a cold-ass lil ceasefire up in 1997 yo, but a peace accord had not previously been signed.[271] In 2015 tha posse abrogated a 15-year ceasefire wit tha Khaplang faction of tha NSCM (NSCM-K). Da NSCM-K responded wit a seriez of attacks, which capped 18 people.[270] Da Modi posse carried up a raid across tha border wit Myanmar as a result, n' labelled tha NSCM-K a terrorist organisation.[270]

Modi promised ta be "tough on Pakistan" durin his wild lil' fuckin erection campaign, n' repeatedly stated dat Pakistan was a exporta of terrorism.[272][273][274] On 29 September 2016, tha Indian Army stated dat it had conducted a surgical strike on terror launchpadz up in Azad Kashmir. Da Indian media fronted dat up ta 50 terrorists n' Pakistani soldiers had been capped up in tha strike.[275][276][277] Pakistan initially denied dat any strikes had taken place.[278] Subsequent reports suggested dat Indian claim bout tha scope of tha strike n' tha number of casualtizzles had been exaggerated, although cross-border strikes had been carried out.[272][279][280] In February 2019 India carried up airstrikes up in Pakistan against a supposed terrorist camp. Further military skirmishes followed, includin cross-border shellin n' tha loss of a Indian aircraft.[281][282][283]

Environmenstrual policy

In namin his cabinet, Modi renamed tha "Ministry of Environment n' Forests" tha "Ministry of Environment, Forests, n' Climate Chizzle."[284] In tha straight-up original gangsta budget of tha posse, tha scrilla allotted ta dis ministry was reduced by mo' than 50%.[284] Da freshly smoked up ministry also removed or diluted a fuckin shitload of laws related ta environmenstrual protection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. These included no longer requirin clearizzle from tha Nationizzle Board fo' Wildlife fo' projects close ta protected areas, n' allowin certain projects ta proceed before environmenstrual clearizzle was received.[195][284] Da posse also tried ta reconstitute tha Wildlife board such dat it no longer had representatives from non-governmenstrual organisations: however, dis move was prevented by tha Supreme Court.[284]

Modi also chillaxed or abolished a fuckin shitload of other environmenstrual regulations, particularly dem related ta industrial activitizzle fo' realz. A posse committee stated dat tha existin system only served ta create corruption, n' dat tha posse should instead rely on tha ballaz of industries ta voluntarily inform tha posse bout tha bullshit they was bustin.[195][285] Other chizzlez included reducin ministry oversight on lil' small-ass minin projects, n' no longer requirin approval from tribal councils fo' projects inside forested areas.[285] In addition, Modi lifted a moratorium on freshly smoked up industrial activitizzle up in da most thugged-out polluted areas up in tha countries.[284] Da chizzlez was welcomed by bidnizzpeople yo, but criticised by environmentalists.[285]

Under tha UPA posse dat preceded Modiz administration, field trialz of Genetically Modified (GM) crops had essentially been put on hold, afta protests from farmers fearin fo' they livelihoods.[286] Under tha Modi posse these restrictions was gradually lifted.[286] Da posse received some jive-ass shiznit fo' freezin tha bank accountz of environmenstrual crew Greenpeace, citin financial irregularities, although a leaked posse report holla'd dat tha freeze had ta do wit Greenpeacez opposizzle ta GM crops.[286]

Personal game n' image

Personal game

In accordizzle wit Ghanchi tradition, Modiz marriage was arranged by his thugged-out lil' muthafathas when da thug was a cold-ass lil child. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude was engaged at age 13 ta Jashodaben, marryin her when da thug was 18. They dropped lil time together n' grew apart when Modi fuckin started two muthafuckin yearz of travel, includin visits ta Hindu ashrams.[27][287] Reportedly, they marriage was never consummated, n' he kept it a secret cuz otherwise his schmoooove ass could not have become a 'pracharak' up in tha puritan Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh.[54] Modi kept his crazy-ass marriage secret fo' most of his game n' shiznit yo. Dude bigged up his hoe fo' tha last time when he filed his nomination fo' tha 2014 general erections.[289][290] Modi maintains a cold-ass lil close relationshizzle wit his crazy-ass mother, Hiraben.[291]

A vegetarian n' teetotaler,[292][293] Modi has a gangbangin' frugal gamestyle n' be a workaholic n' introvert.[294] Modiz 31 August 2012 post on Gizoogle Hangouts made his ass tha straight-up original gangsta Indian sucka ta interact wit playa hatas on a live chat.[295][296] Modi has also been called a gangbangin' fashion-icon fo' his signature crisply ironed, half-sleeved kurta, as well as fo' a suit wit his name embroidered repeatedly up in tha pinstripes dat da thug wore durin a state visit by US Prezzy Barack Obizzay, which drew hood n' media attention n' criticism.[297][298][299] Modiz personalitizzle has been variously busted lyrics bout by scholars n' biographers as energetic, arrogant, n' charismatic.[13]

Dude had published a Gujarati book titled Jyotipunj up in 2008, containin profilez of various RSS leaders. Da longest waz of M. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. S. Golwalkar, under whose leadershizzle tha RSS expanded n' whom Modi refers ta as Pujniya Shri Guruji ("Guru worthy of worship").[301] Accordin ta Da Economic Times, his crazy-ass muthafuckin intention was ta explain tha workingz of tha RSS ta his bangin readaz n' ta reassure RSS thugz dat he remained ideologically aligned wit dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Modi authored eight other books, mostly containin short stories fo' lil' thugs.[302]

Da nomination of Modi fo' tha prime ministershizzle drew attention ta his hype as "one of contemporary Indiaz most controversial n' divisive suckas."[152][303][304][305] Durin tha 2014 erection campaign tha BJP projected a image of Modi as a strong, masculine leader, whoz ass would be able ta take hard as fuck decisions.[152][167][165][171][172] Campaigns up in which dat schmoooove muthafucka has participated have focused on Modi as a individual, up in a manner unusual fo' tha BJP n' RSS.[167] Modi has relied upon his hype as a sucka able ta brang bout economic growth n' "development".[306] Nonetheless, his bangin role up in tha 2002 Gujarat riots continues ta attract jive-ass shiznit n' controversy.[6] Modiz hardline Hindutva philosophy n' tha policies adopted by his wild lil' freakadelic posse continue ta draw criticism, n' done been peeped as evidence of a majoritarian n' exclusionary hood agenda.[6][167][13][125]

Approval ratings

Modi interactin wit tha school lil pimps afta deliverin his thugged-out address on Independence Day up in New Delhi, 15 August 2017

As a Prime Minister, Modi has received consistently high approval ratings; all up in tha end of his wild lil' first year up in office, he received a overall approval ratin of 87% up in a Pew Research poll, wit 68% of playas ratin his ass "very favorably" n' 93% approvin of his wild lil' freakadelic posse.[307] His approval ratin remained largely consistent at round 74% all up in his second year up in office, accordin ta a nationwide poll conducted by instaVaani.[308] At tha end of his second year up in office, a updated Pew Research poll flossed Modi continued ta receive high overall approval ratingz of 81%, wit 57% of dem polled ratin his ass "very favorably."[309][310] At tha end of his cold-ass third year up in office, a gangbangin' further Pew Research poll flossed Modi wit a overall approval ratin of 88%, his highest yet, wit 69% of playas polled ratin his ass "very favorably."[311] A poll conducted by Da Timez of India up in May 2017 flossed 77% of tha respondents rated Modi as "very good" n' "good".[312] In early 2017, a survey from Pew Research Center flossed Modi ta be da most thugged-out ghettofab git into in Indian ballistics.[313]

Awardz n' recognition

Modi was named tha Best Chief Minista up in a 2007 nationwide survey by India Today.[314] In March 2012, he rocked up on tha cover of tha Asian edizzle of Time Magazine, one of tha few Indian suckas ta have done so.[315] Dude was awarded Indian of tha Year by CNN-IBN shizzle network up in 2014.[316] In 2014, 2015 n' 2017, da thug was named one of Time magazinez 100 Most Influential Muthafuckas up in tha World.[317][318][319] Dude was also declared balla of tha Time magazine readerz poll fo' Person of tha Year up in 2014 n' 2016.[320][321] Forbes Magazine ranked his ass tha 15th Most Powerful Person up in tha Ghetto up in 2014 n' tha 9th Most Powerful Person up in tha World up in 2015, 2016 n' 2018.[322][323][324][325] In 2015, Modi was ranked tha 13th Most Influential Person up in tha World by Bloomberg Markets Magazine.[326] Modi was ranked fifth on Fortune Magazine's first annual list of tha "Worldz Top Billin Leaders" up in 2015.[327][328] In 2017, Gallup Internationistic Association (GIA) conducted a poll n' ranked Modi as third top leader of tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.[329][330][331] In 2016, a wax statue of Modi was unveiled at Madame Tussaud Wax Museum up in London.[332][333]

In 2015 da thug was named one of Time's "30 Most Influential Muthafuckas on tha Internet" as tha second-most-followed sucka on Twizzle n' Facebizzle.[334] In 2018 da thug was tha third most followed ghetto leader on Twizzle,[335] n' da most thugged-out followed world leader on Facebizzle n' Instagram.[336][337] In October 2018, Modi received UNz highest environmenstrual award, tha 'Championz of tha Earth', fo' policy leadershizzle by "pioneerin work up in championing" tha Internationistic Solar Alliance n' "new areaz of levelz of cooperation on environmenstrual action".[338][339][340] Dude was conferred tha 2018 Seoul Peace Prize up in recognizzle of his fuckin lil' dedication ta pimpin-out internationistic co-operation, raisin global economic growth, acceleratin tha Human Development of tha playaz of India by fosterin economic growth n' furtherin tha pimpment of democracy all up in anti-corruption n' hood integration efforts yo. Dude is tha straight-up original gangsta Indian ta win tha award.[341] In January 2019, PM Narendra Modi, a funky-ass biographic film starrin Vivek Oberoi as Modi, was announced.[342]

Peepin his second sbustin-in ceremony as Prime Minista of India, a picture of Modi was displayed on tha facade of tha ADNOC buildin up in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates.[343] Premiered on 12 August 2019, Modi rocked up in a special episode of Discovery Channelz show Man vs Wild wit tha host Bear Grylls,[344] becomin tha second ghetto leader afta Barack Obizzay ta step tha fuck up in tha adventure/survival show.[345] In tha show tha pimpin' muthafucka trekked tha junglez n' talked bout nature n' wildlife conservation wit Grylls.[346] Da episode gots popped up in Jim Corbett Nationizzle Park, Uttarakhand n' was broadcast up in 180 ghettos along India.[347] Da Texas India Forum hosted a cold-ass lil hood event up in honour of Modi on 22 September 2019 all up in tha NRG Stadium up in Houston, Texas. Da event was attended by over 50,000 playas n' nuff muthafuckin Gangsta suckas includin Prezzy Dizzle Trump, makin it tha phattest gatherin fo' a invited foreign leader hittin' up tha United Hoodz other than tha Pimp.[348][349] At tha same event, Modi was presented wit tha Key ta tha City of Houston by Mayor Sylvesta Turner.[350] Dude was awarded tha Global Goalkeeper Award Award on 24 September 2019 up in New York Citizzle by tha Bizzle & Melinda Gates Foundation up in recognizzle fo' tha Swachh Bharat Mission n' "the progress India has made up in providin safe sanitation under his fuckin leadership".[351][352] In 2020, Modi was among eight ghetto leadaz ta have received tha Ig Nobel Prize up in MedicinalEducation "for rockin tha COVID-19 viral pandemic ta teach tha ghetto dat suckas can gotz a mo' immediate effect on game n' dirtnap than scientists n' doctors can".[353]

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Notes

^ [3][4][5][6][7] Sources describin Modiz administration as complicit up in tha 2002 shit. ^ [8][9] In 2012, a cold-ass lil court stated dat investigations had found no evidence against Modi. ^ [6][7] Sources statin dat Modi has failed ta improve human pimpment indices up in Gujarat. ^ [6][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18] Sources discussin tha controversy surroundin Modi. ^ [84] while Da Guardian put tha figure at 60.[85] Da exact number of playas capped up in tha train burnin is variously reported. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. For example, tha BBC say dat shiznit was 59,whileput tha figure at 60.

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