A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATEAT THE MALL !

I CAN BUYWHATEVER I WANT !

CULTURAL DIVERSITY DAYKICKS ASS !

IT ISN'T FAIR.

I SPENT WEEKS PREPARING MYSPEECH ON LATINO CULTURE !

HEY, I SPENT WEEKSPREPARING TOO, KYLE.

NO YOU DIDN'T, ASSHOLE !

WHAT YOU DID WAS TOTALLYSTUPID AND RACIST !

AND YOU ONLY DID ITTO SCREW ME OVER !

AWW, I DON'T THINK KYLELIKES YOU, MS. LOPEZ.

AWWW, THAT MAKES ME MUY TRISTE.

MS. LOPEZ,DO YOU LIKE KYLE ?

OH, SI, SI,VERY MUCH.

MS. LOPEZ, WOULD YOU LIKE TOGIVE KYLE A KISS ?

OH, SI, SI, SI.

MY KISSESTASTE LIKE TACOS.

( kissing )

IS NICE ?

VERY NICE.HE SO HANDSOME.

( kissing )

STOP IT !

HEY, COME ON, GUYS !

WE CAN USE PART OFMY GIFT CERTIFICATE

TO BUY FOODAT THE FOOD COURT !

WOO-HOO !

MMM, TACOS !

SO YUMMY !

STOP WASTING THE TACOSON YOUR HAND, CARTMAN !

HEY, MS. LOPEZHAS TO EAT TOO !

SHE'S NOT EATING IT,

IT'S JUST COMING OUTHER BACKSIDE !

WHEN YOU EAT A TACO

IT COMES OUT YOURBACKSIDE TOO, CHULO !

( Kenny laughing )

LOOK, LOOK !

MAKE YOUR OWNMUSIC VIDEO !

NO, NO, NO !

WE'RE NOT GOING INTO ONE OFTHOSE CHEESY PLACES, CARTMAN !

I AGREE, THOSE PLACESARE STUPID.

IT'S NOT STUPID !

I NEED TO MAKEMUSIC VIDEO !

LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOINGIN THERE, SO JUST--

WAIT, WHY THE HELL AM ITALKING TO YOUR HAND ?

LOOK, WE'RE NOT GOING IN THERESO JUST KNOCK IT OFF !

HEY, I'M ONYOUR GUYS' SIDE !

JUST WAIT ONE MINUTE,LET ME SEE HOW MUCH IT IS !

GOD DAMMIT.

WELCOME TOMAKE YOUR OWN VIDEO.

ALL SET TOROCK AND ROLL ?

HOW MUCH TOMAKE A VIDEO ?

UH, WELL IT'S 9.95FOR A THREE-MINUTE TAPE.

HA ! WE'RE NOTPAYING 9.95 !

OH PLEASE !COME ON, GUYS !

CARTMAN, WILL YOU STOPTHIS GAYNESS ?

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,HERE'S $10 !

THAT'S NOTWHAT I MEANT !

ALRIGHT,JUST COME OVER HERE

AND STAND IN FRONT OFTHE GREEN SCREEN.

WHAT KIND OF SONGDO YOU WANT ?

SOMETHING HOTAND SPICY !

( rockabilly music )

SPICIER.

( mariachi music )

SPICIER !

( salsa music )

BURRITO !TACO, TACO !

BURRITO AND TACO !

TACO, TACO !

♪ DON'T THINK JUST BECAUSEI GOTTA LOT OF MONEY ♪

♪ I WON'T GIVE YOUTACO-FLAVORED KISSES, HONEY ♪

♪ I'LL FULFILLALL YOUR WISHES ♪

♪ WITH MYTACO-FLAVORED KISSES ♪

TACO, TACO !BURRITO, BURRITO !

TACO, TACO !

Y'KNOW, I'VE SEEN A LOT OFVIDEOS HERE AT THE MALL

AND THAT WASBY FAR THE BEST !

OH, GRACIAS, MICHAEL.

HEY, I'VE GOT A FRIENDWHO'S INTERNING

AT A BIG RECORD LABELIN L.A.

I'LL SEND A COPYON TO HIM

AND MAYBE HE'LL GETTHE BIGWIGS TO SEE IT !

OH, GRACIAS,MICHAEL !

GRACIAS !

CAN WE GO NOW,PLEASE ?

YEAH, I WANNA LEAVE !

STOP IT, CARTMAN !

WHAT ?

♪ FULFILL ALL YOUR WISHESWITH MY TACO-FLAVORED KISSES ♪

TACO, TACO !

SHE'S FANTASTIC !WHO IS SHE ?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HERNAME IS JENNIFER LOPEZ.

THAT MAKES SENSE,SHE REMINDS ME OF J-LO.

YEAH, BUT SHE'S YOUNGERAND SPICIER !

TACO, TACO !BURRITO, BURRITO !

I DON'T THINK J-LOWOULD LIKE IT VERY MUCH

IF WE SIGNEDTHIS NEW GIRL.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

WE'RE GONNAHAVE TO FIRE J-LO.