America is broke and American has a illegal Mexican problem. I have a few ideas on how we can kill two birds with one stone.

Remember when you were a child and you would go to the Christian carnival? Do you remember your local pastor setting up fun games for you to play that cost a couple of tickets? Well I think we should take some of these games and modify them.

Idea One: Wet Down the Wetback

This idea would require us to build a large wall across our border, but have one part be a high chain link fence. On one side of the fence we would have high powered water guns and on the other side would be dirty Mexicans trying to climb the fence as fast as they could without being blasted off. The guns would cost $5 a minute. Here is a digital concept.

Idea Two: Whack the Wetback

This idea is quite fun. We could make large concert walks with little holes in them that the refried rice bean would have to crawl through. We would charge 5$ to people and they would have large hammers. They would sit and wait for a tortilla tosser to pop their head out and whack them really hard.

Idea Three: Dunk a Juan

By far my favorite! This one will take some work but would be quite fun to play with the grand kids. We would round up any illegals caught the night before and slap them in a dunk tank. The dunk tank would have a tube that once the border jumpers get dunked, the would get sucked out to the Gulf. You would pay $2 a ball.

Idea Four: Tower of Sombreros

Got a good arm? Think you can knock down more than “Juan” Mexican? Step right up and take your best shot at knocking down not just 5 but 15 Rio Grande Salmon. This idea, we would take a group of 15 illegals and stack them on top of eachother. Once they were knocked down by one of those work out balls (which are $5 a ball) they would crash into a innertube, like the ones you see at water parks and be ejected out to sea.

As you can see, keeping the borders can be fun! I hope you share my passion to keeping our country “spick” and span.