Stumped on what to get that hard to buy for friend or family member? I think I can solve all your gift giving problems

FOR YOUR UNCLE WHO LOVES HARLEY-DAVIDSON BUT ALSO LOVES THAT TRIPLE D

Uncle Joe is going to piss his pants over this one.

HIGHWAY TO FLAVORTOWN via Teenage Stepdad

FOR YOUR ROOMMATE WHO YOU MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT LIKE

PRO-TIP: earrings always fit. Maybe you’re trolling, maybe you are genuinely making their day. Who’s to say.

FOR YOUR COWORKER WHOS BUYS SINGLE ORIGIN COFFEE AND ISN’T QUIET ABOUT IT

Celebrate their love of coffee with this beautiful and somewhat (very?) sacrilegious mug.

Guy Fieri Jesus travel mug via Red Bubble

YOUR BROTHER IN LAW AT THE TECH START-UP

Kyle’s going to be king of the dudes with this pastel creation.

image via Evening Sun Enterprises / Etsy

FOR THE GRANDMA WHO LOVES NEEDLEPOINT AND ALSO FLAMES

Grandma is hosting the family again and you really blew it last year. Better come up with a gift for the woman who says she just wants you to be there, that’s where this understated cross-stitch comes in handy, you’re welcome.

YOUR DAD WHO UNIRONICALLY LOVES CATCH PHRASES

Dads are notoriously hard to buy for — this combines meat and catch phrases, so really, where’s the bad?

Prime Time via Guy Fieri Store

YOUR TEENAGE COUSIN / NEPHEW /NIECE WHO DEALS ONLY IN IRONY

So hideous it’s on trend. Give them a Supreme sticker with it and you’ve got them in the pocket for life.

SO YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO STILL LISTENS TO SKA??

THAT METAL COUSIN WHO LOVES THRASHER

We all know they need a break from that one hoodie, so why not diversify their options with this sauce boss?

YOUR BROTHER IN PI KAPP

He’ll score all the points with the bros and the sorority sisters at the party.

image via Evening Sun Enterprises / Etsy

FOR YOUR MORTAL ENEMY

Send this sticker in the mail anonymously, they can never UNSEE THIS AGAIN.