AMERICA—Fed up with the prevalence of negative stereotypes aimed against the Fratboi community, Fratboi rights activist Prock Chadnur founded the group on Thursday after overhearing college students denounce the efficacy and necessity of hazing rituals.

“A lot of people out there hate on us because they ain’t us but after taking gender studies 100 I can confidently accuse a majority of society for oppressing the Fratboi lifestyle. No one forces anyone to join a Frat, unless we think it would be very amusing, fraternities are loving communities that unintentionally cultivate a culture of racism, misuse of alcohol, sexism, sexual assault, and deadly hazing. The real problem is that people who have these inclinations are infiltrating our chapters,” said Prock Chadnur, downing a 40 before starting a chant condoning the rape of under-aged girls.

Chadnur continued saying, “If society actually cared, they would have tried to shut us down or lead campaigns to try and discredit our legitimacy but they haven’t because they know that fraternities are on the right side of history. An attempt to take us out would be equivalent to prohibition in the 1920s.”

Still hanging out at the local chapter despite graduating with a 2.0 GPA 10 years ago, Chadnur hopes his efforts will stop the public from demonizing Fraternities.