A new review every Thursday! Join me as I work my way through every episode of ALF, in order, because you asked me to do this, thereby proving that man gravitates naturally toward evil. Seriously, this show is awful. ENJOY!

SEASON ONE

Episode 1: A.L.F.

Episode 2: Strangers in the Night

Episode 3: Looking For Lucky

Episode 4: Pennsylvania 6-5000

Episode 5: Keepin’ the Faith

Episode 6: For Your Eyes Only

Episode 7: Help Me, Rhonda

Episode 8: Don’t it Make Your Brown Eyes Blue?

Episode 9: Jump

Episode 10: Baby, You Can Drive My Car

Episode 11: On the Road Again

Episode 12: Oh, Tannerbaum

Episode 13: Mother and Child Reunion

Episode 14: A Little Bit of Soap

Episode 15: I’ve Got a New Attitude

Episode 16: Try to Remember

Episode 17: Border Song

Episode 18: Wild Thing

Episode 19: Going Out of My Head Over You

Episode 20: Lookin’ Through the Windows

Episode 21: It Isn’t Easy…Bein’ Green

Episode 22: The Gambler

Episode 23: Weird Science

Episode 24: La Cuckaracha

Episode 25: Come Fly With Me

Bonus #1: Season One Reviewed

Bonus #2: Character Spotlight – Kate Tanner

Bonus #3: The ALFies, season one

SEASON TWO

Episode 1: Working My Way Back to You

Episode 2: Somewhere Over the Rerun (aka The Ballad of Gilligan’s Island)

Episode 3: Take a Look at Me Now

Episode 4: Wedding Bell Blues

Episode 5: Prime Time

Episode 6: Some Enchanted Evening

Episode 7: Oh, Pretty Woman

Episode 8: Something’s Wrong With Me

Episode 9: Night Train

Episode 10: Isn’t it Romantic?

Episode 11: Hail to the Chief

Episode 12: ALF’s Special Christmas

Episode 13: The Boy Next Door

Episode 14: Can I Get a Witness?

Episode 15: We’re So Sorry, Uncle Albert

Episode 16: Someone to Watch Over Me: Part 1

Episode 17: Someone to Watch Over Me: Part 2

Episode 18: We Gotta Get Out of This Place

Episode 19: You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hound Dog

Episode 20: Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Episode 21: Movin’ Out

Episode 22: I’m Your Puppet

Episode 23: Tequila

Episode 24: We Are Family

Episode 25: Varsity Drag

Bonus #1: Season Two Reviewed

Bonus #2: Character Spotlight – Brian Tanner

Bonus #3: The ALFies, season two

SEASON THREE

Episode 1: Stop in the Name of Love

Episode 2: Stairway to Heaven

Episode 3: Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Episode 4: Tonight, Tonight: Part 1

Episode 5: Tonight, Tonight: Part 2

Episode 6: Promises, Promises

Episode 7: Turkey in the Straw: Part 1

Episode 8: Turkey in the Straw: Part 2

Episode 9: Changes

Episode 10: My Back Pages

Episode 11: Alone Again, Naturally

Episode 12: Do You Believe in Magic?

Episode 13: Hide Away

Episode 14: Fight Back

Episode 15: Suspicious Minds

Episode 16: Baby Love

Episode 17: Running Scared

Episode 18: Standing in the Shadows of Love

Episode 19: Superstition

Episode 20: Torn Between Two Lovers

Episode 21: Funeral For a Friend

Episode 22: Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark

Episode 23: Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow

Episode 24: Like an Old Time Movie

Episode 25: Shake, Rattle and Roll

Episode 26: Having My Baby

Bonus #1: Season Three Reviewed

Bonus #2: Character Spotlight – Lynn Tanner

Bonus #3: The ALFies, season three

SEASON FOUR

Episode 1: Baby, Come Back

Episode 2: Lies

Episode 3: Wanted: Dead or Alive

Episode 4: We’re in the Money

Episode 5: Mind Games

Episode 6: Hooked on a Feeling

Episode 7: He Ain’t Heavy, He’s Willie’s Brother

Episode 8: The First Time I Ever Saw Your Face

Episode 9: Live and Let Die

Episode 10: Break Up to Make Up

Episode 11: Happy Together

Episode 12: Fever

Episode 13: It’s My Party

Episode 14: Make ‘Em Laugh

Episode 15: Love on the Rocks

Episode 16: True Colors

Episode 17: Gimme That Old Time Religion

Episode 18: Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

Episode 19: When I’m Sixty-Four

Episode 20: Mr. Sandman

Episode 21: Stayin’ Alive

Episode 22: Hungry Like the Wolf

Episode 23: I Gotta Be Me

Episode 24: Consider Me Gone

Bonus #1: Season Four Reviewed

Bonus #2: Character Spotlight – Willie Tanner

Bonus #3: The ALFies, season four

PROJECT: ALF

Part 1: Hey, a Movie!

Part 2: Movin’ Right Along

Part 3: Never Before, Never Again

Bonus: Character Spotlight – Gordon Shumway

SUMMING UP

Season One, Uncut

The 10 Best and 10 Worst Episodes

ALF Reviewed

MISC.

Misc. 1: Gordon Weston Shumway

Misc. 2: The German Box

Misc. 3: Radio Free Melmac

Misc. 4: “SPEWEY and Me,” Get a Life season 2, episode 11

Misc. 5: Guest Post: A Look at ALF’s Hit Talk Show

Misc. 6: Guest Post: Insight from Bernie Brillstein

Misc. 7: ALF to the Future

Misc. 8: Guest Post: A Look at the ALF Comic Series (Part One)

Misc. 9: Guest Post: A Look at the ALF Comic Series (Part Two)

Misc. 10: Check out this ALF syndication trifold!

Misc. 11: “ALF Loves a Mystery” (1987)

Misc. 12: ALF, Sega Master System (1989)

Misc. 13: Summer Game Fest 2020

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