I got home and the little 3-D printed Cornstarch Rhino, (a gift from Reddit Rematch Secret Santa 2018) had already snapped into action and alerted me that a mysterious Reddit envelope had arrived. A rip and a tear and a gasp (!) there lie a hand-woven sack that contained the most beautiful amethyst rock crystal in a hand knotted holder which weaves into a keychain. It is really, really super nice. The texture is spiritual. Rematch Rhino and I snapped it onto the key to the Audi, started that baby up, and motored that engine to the beach for a sunset over the Pacific, rock in hand. Thank you Santa for buying from a small business. Thank you Santa for your consideration of me. And the Rhino thanks you too!