So, Jenelle Evans decided to spread her little Teen Mom wings and start her own cosmetics line. I’m not calling it a “business” because those take actual effort. What Jenelle is attempting to pass as her JE Cosmetics Inc. is an amateur website at best.

From typos to pixelated photos, it’s obvious JE did not hire a team to help build her site. Or at least not a very good one.

Let’s talk photo quality…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbSXNUOAsNR/?taken-by=jecosmeticsinc

The mother-of-nine uploaded HUGE photos straight from her iPhone 6 without a care about quality. She spent the entire day out in her yard snapping pics of lip gloss and leaves, and she didn’t even take the time to size them properly.

Jenelle as the model.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bak2gqPAa7l/?taken-by=jecosmeticsinc

Arch that back, girl! Seriously, can you arch it a little more, Jenelle? What’s truly crazy is her posing in front of a wood pile isn’t even the strangest photo she tried to pass off as product modeling.

You call it “mascara,” Jenelle calls it “mascera.”

And yes, she named it “Sexy Raincoat,” because raincoats are super sex-ay.

Oh, hey Kylie Jenner.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbrzsf7gtvm/?taken-by=jecosmeticsinc

Um, Kylie Jenner did it first. Kylie is constantly being accused of “copying,” but she hasn’t said ish about Jenelle copying her “signature” product look. That’s probably because Kylie and her team don’t even know it exists.

Fake eyelashes named after her daughter.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYhQJuFA9gs/?taken-by=jecosmeticsinc

Yes, let’s just name these hideous lashes after an innocent baby girl. Nice move, Jenelle.

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