My gift, which turned out to be three separate things, arrived today while I was still in my bedchamber. I was informed by the queen of the house that the mail boy had sat there in wonderment over how to pronounce my last name, which was just my Reddit user.

Quickly, I carry the package back to by bedchamber and grab the nearest letter opener to extract the inner packages. I decide upon going from the smallest to the largest. The smallest package presented to me a dragon's head that has been modified to press down into paper to keep them together! An insult to the noble beast, but a blessing to me as I no longer have to turn in paper-clipped school work.

Next, was the medium sized package. This one is my favorite of them all. A dragon's head, once more. This one is different, however. It came in two parts, with a small area in the middle to put stuff in. Despite being a menacing creature, his fate is now to hold my favorite necklace in his mouth for the rest of eternity.

Lastly, there was a dragon encrusted stein meant only for the most blue-blooded of men and women. It sparkles in the right light, just as the fiery liquid will inside it during the next merry gathering I throw.

Thank you so much for everything, brave knight. I know the journey to defeat these dragons must have been a difficult task. I really do appreciate everything.