BOOBIES“ BOOBIES “

(Man’s ‘Achilles’ Heel?)

Fascinated, indeed - Men all do seem

Would drool if boobies - Were ‘blue’ or ‘green’

Whatever the shapes - Eyes all a’glaze

Blindly will follow - Like rats run a maze.

Perky and cute - Some men do like

Don’t need a Harley - Just a small bike

Others prefer - Medium in size

Don’t have to win - Only first prize.

Then we do have - Those “Dolly” men

Frozen in stares - Again and again

Can’t even believe - Size of those things

Even Dolly can’t fly - If given wings.

Let’s just be clear - Ladies were blessed

Matching twin sets - Who would have guessed

Life giving milk - Needed by all

With them she could - Make most men crawl.

So, here’s my thought - To end all wars

Send female troops - Size ‘44’s

Topless to battle - Men will not fight

With dozens of them - ‘Firm’ in their sights.

Yours in far too early weaning,

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