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The Worcester Police do not fuck around, and they certainly don’t have time for your bullshit. Cop block cuckholds Junkie Josh Abrams and Joa “Grundlestiltskin” Hart Orga found that out the hard way yesterday when they took a Saturday afternoon off from taking care of their kids (lol) and came to Worcester to “audit” the WPD. Didn’t end too well for them.

Welcome to Worcester shitbags.

“I want your name and badge number”

“You’re not getting shit”

They might humor your shenanigans in Melrose, but out here in Worcester they simply don’t have time for your bullshit. Trust me, I’ve been to that service desk many times before. If you think the cops were bad to you, try dealing with the crotchety old lady at the records window. Good luck.

Some might say that the cops should not have arrested these assholes. I am not one of those people. You can see in that video that there is a woman behind them when they’re at the service desk who probably needs actual services. The cop who kicks them out can see this, he sees them creating a disturbance IN the police station, and he decided that they didn’t have the right to prevent other people from accessing first responder resources so they could make money off of a YouTube video. The look on Grundlestiltskin’s face when they took his phone was priceless.

Sorry fat boy, you’re not in Pawtucket anymore.

I notice Josh was wearing “the outfit” again.

The Wakefield Salvation Army must’ve been having a Puma, and only Puma sale. Don’t worry Josh, if you save up enough donations in your commissary you may be able to afford a new shirt.

I will say this – the Worcester Police need to catch up on Turtleboy, because they clearly had no clue who these assholes were. Five years ago there wasn’t a cop in this city that didn’t read Turtleboy. Now that we’ve outgrown Worcester I feel like they’re missing out. I’ve talked to several municipal cops and state troopers and ALL OF THEM say they’ve been warned about what to do when Abrams arrives, because he’s apt to show up anywhere. They’re looking for exactly the reaction they got from the WPD because it gets them views. They certainly don’t want boring audits like the one they got in Paxton and the sergeant said to them, “Hey guys, you doing your audit today?”

That cop reads Turtleboy, and as a result he knows where to go for news that affects his job.

Tangent – Anyone else seeing this ad on Josh’s videos?

I see them all the time. I’m sure Boston Costume in Cambridge has no idea that the money they’re paying to Google is being diverted to a violent criminal so he can harass the homeless and government employees at work. But I’m going to contact them on their Facebook page and find out for myself. They can then alert Google that they no longer want ads to appear on Josh’s channel, which will begin the process of flagging and looking at the channel more, which will eventually lead to demonetization. It would be a real shame if that happened.

Anyway, I need the audio of Grundlestiltskin squealing like a refugee in heat as my ringtone.

So many memorable quotes from that glorious escapade.

“This is the worst experience I’ve ever had at a police department.”

“Then don’t come back to this police department. You’re not walking into our building and pulling this bullshit.”

The fact that you have comparable experiences at other municipal police departments perfectly sums up for me the dumpster fire you call life.

The fight that these winners decided to pick today was all over this sign:

They of course misinterpreted this as “you can’t film us,” when in reality it’s just a request that people not talk on the phone while speaking with cops at the service desk because it’s very distracting and rude, because they are fucking morons.

That video also clearly showed that on top of being a degenerate who will soon be going to jail for 5-10 years for armed robbery, Josh is also a misogynist because he simply does not allow his pet girlfriend to speak.

Cameltoe Truck Girl: “Well these signs are unconstitutional so…”

Sergeant

: “Very nice young lady by the way…”

Josh: “Now Im talking to you, so she’s all set.”

Sergeant: “You’re interrupting the young lady.”

Josh: “No, she’s done talking. I’m talking to you now.”

Sergeant: “I think she can speak for herself.”

Josh: “She’s no longer speaking to you.”

Josh knows that she’s literally the dumbest person on the planet. He knows what she’s there for – getting dumbasses to donate money, ripping off Johns for drug money, and running the channel when he’s in jail. When he sees someone attempting to ask her what she’s doing there he ends that shit quickly because he knows that she has no fucking clue what any of this is actually about.

Loved this line too.

“You work for me, I don’t work for you.”

You live in Stoneham, so you don’t pay taxes in Worcester, and thus they don’t work for you. You don’t pay taxes in Stoneham either because you don’t have a job and you’re on Mass Health.

After the cop block supporters bailed Grundlestiltskin out of jail he sat down with Josh and gave one of the whiniest, self-emasculating interviews you will ever hear.

Grundlestiltskin (7:20): I demand a public apology and dropping the charges. Then my lawyer, who is a great lawyer and has never lost a case yet, will file a lawsuit and press charges against the cop who arrested me.

Also Grundlestiltskin (5:13): Please send me money because I need a lawyer so I can “take these mother fuckers down.”

Of course this maggot also whined about the nurses at Memorial Hospital who helped him repair his imaginary boo-boos for free because God knows this waste of space doesn’t have healthcare. The taxpayers, the same people they claim to be fighting for, will take care of that bill for him.

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