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Hitler finds out a wedding interferes with Lockn

Hitler misses out on Lockn

00:00 - 00:03 Fuhrer, Lockn is just a few weeks away

00:04 - 00:05 It will be at Lockn Farm in Arrington Virginia

00:05 - 00:07 They added more stages here and here

00:08 - 00:12 You can still go there are tickets available

00:12 - 00:15 It hasn't sold out yet. It's a killer line up

00:17 - 00:19 When is that wedding my wife RSVP'd to?

00:19 - 00:21 It's at the end of the month right?

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer.... The wedding is on Lockn' weekend

00:27 - 00:28 September 10th to the 13th

00:31 - 00:33 It's a destination wedding.

00:34 - 00:36 She already booked it, Sandals has a no refund policy

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who is friends with my wife please leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 Who the Fuck has a wedding on Lockn weekend?

01:15 - 01:17 The have it the same time every year!!

01:18 - 01:23 It's not like this was new news

01:25 - 01:28 Now I got to get dragged to touristy Bermuda?

01:29 - 01:31 at a crappy all inclusive?

01:31 - 01:34 Forced to hang out with people I don't like

01:34 - 01:37 Doing the Electric Slide while my friends are getting spun

01:37 - 01:40 I fucking hate the Electric Slide!

01:40 - 01:42 They don't still do the Electric Slide do they?

01:42 - 01:46 White people love the Electric Slide at weddings, it never goes away

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhuer, tell your wife you can't go

01:48 - 01:52 Are you seriously telling me to tell my wife I can't go to a wedding she RSVP'd to?

01:53 - 01:54 Are you even married?!?!

01:56 - 01:57 I couldn't get out of it if I was bleeding from my eyes

01:57 - 02:00 She'd tell me to man up and wear sunglasses

02:00 - 02:03 I can't believe I'm going to miss Jefferson Airplanes 50th Anniversary

02:04 - 02:08 Mad Dogs and the Englishmen Joe Cocker tribute? You know Chris Robinson will sing With a Little Help from My Friends

02:08 - 02:13 Billy and the Kids with John Popper, do you realize he's probably going to sit in for Operator?!?

02:14 - 02:16 Phil Lesh with Chris Robinson Brotherhood

02:17 - 02:21 Widespread with Jimmy Cliff sitting in... Gov't Mule!??!

02:27 - 02:29 Well at least all of the core four won't be there.

02:30 - 02:34 I got to go to Chicago, It was the last time the core four would be on stage

02:34 - 02:36 At least I have that

02:41 - 02:42 I was at the last shows....

02:43 - 02:47 But Phil Lesh with Warren, Barry, Rob, John and Santana!?!?

02:48 - 02:53 The String Cheese Incident teaming up with the Doobie Brothers.

02:54 - 02:56 Tedechi Trucks Band, Little Feat, Strangefolk

02:56 - 02:59 Why are people so selfish?!?

03:00 - 03:02 I am missing Robert plant Twice!! I wanted to get blazed on a hammock and listen to Slightly Stoopid

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok I hear Sandals is a beautiful resort

03:14 - 03:16 I guess I'll just have to go to that corporate resort and eat shitty food

03:19 - 03:23 Maybe I can score some shrooms from the staff

03:25 - 03:26 Definitely some bud

03:31 - 03:33 I just won't go on Instagram

03:40 - 03:46 They announced Bobby and Mickey didn't they?

03:46 - 03:49 I may file for divorce tomorrow