Addendum 001.2 - Post-Serapis Anomaly Documentation

Affected Item Pre-Serapis Description Post-Serapis Description Recontained?

SCP-063 Plastic toothbrush, labeled "The World's Best Tothbrush" [sic], capable of removing from existence all dead and inorganic matter that comes into contact with its bristles. An unidentified humanoid, advertising itself as "The World's Best Dantist" [sic]. Entity has been known to appear at low-cost dental service facilities, and is capable of generating a localized time anomaly, used to make the entity and its patient experience time at a much slower rate than the outside world. Prior to amnesticization, patients have reported experiencing dental procedures lasting in excess of 2-3 days during relative time periods of 10-15 minutes by outside observation. Affected subjects uniformly report healthy teeth and gums. N

SCP-087 An unending stairwell located at ████████ University, host to an unknown hostile entity. An unending stairwell located at United States Department of Defense Headquarters (aka The Pentagon), host to an unknown hostile entity. Of note, unlike the previous iteration of this anomaly, SCP-087' has been observed to open the doorway to its entrance of its own accord. Y

SCP-106 Hostile humanoid with corrosive effects on nearby matter, utilizing transdimensional space manipulation to capture prey subjects within an area under its absolute control for anomalously extended periods of time. As before, with the exception that SCP-106' displays greater intelligence, to the point of speaking with research staff and utilizing its dimensional manipulation properties for more effective escape attempts. N

SCP-167 A 10 m3 object composed of an unknown white-plastic polymer, accessible by a door, serving as the access point for an indefinitely-recursive series of doors leading to further extradimensional rooms of a similar nature. A 10 m3 object composed of an unknown white-plastic polymer, accessible by a door, serving as the access point for an indefinitely-recursive series of doors leading to further rooms of a similar nature. 11% of observed doors within SCP-167' now lead to rooms within other Foundation facilities. 7% of observed doors within SCP-167' now lead to the Russian Federation's still-classified Запретный Прогресс space station. 17% of observed doors now lead to rooms containing automated constructs of various models and types designed to forcibly harvest human brain tissue. Y

SCP-222 A tunnel complex in the Italian Dolomite Mountains containing a stone coffin, capable of producing biological copies of living human subjects placed inside. Clones suffer from global retrograde amnesia. A tunnel complex in the Italian Dolomite Mountains containing a stone coffin, capable of producing biological copies of the mothers of living human subjects placed inside. Clones retain full memories of the original human they are based upon, and in cases where the original subject is deceased, memories of post-mortem experiences. [DATA EXPUNGED]. Y

SCP-294 Anomalous coffee machine capable of producing any requested liquid substance and dispensing it. Anomalous coffee machine capable of producing any beverage currently produced by the Coca-Cola Company or its subsidiaries, regardless of input. Requests for non-Coca Cola Company products from SCP-294' will affect the company's stock price in a manner not yet understood at present, with requests for non-edible items such as antifreeze, weed killer and mercury displaying a tendency to result in sharp increases in trading. Y

SCP-332 Group of anomalous humanoids presenting as a high school marching band, with cognitohazardous effects on human observers, contained at the former Kirk Lonwood High School located in ███████, ██. Group of anomalous humanoids presenting as a high school marching band, with cognitohazardous effects on human observers, manifesting briefly and repeatedly at locations commonly associated with American high school marching band field trips, such as Walt Disney World, the Rose Bowl outdoor stadium, and Tropicana Field in Saint Petersburg, Florida. N

SCP-383 An anomalous strain of influenza causing infected subjects to regurgitate various items deemed useful to that person in their present circumstances. An anomalous strain of influenza causing a cluster of infected subjects to regurgitate components of complex devices, typically of an illicit nature. These devices have included equipment for the manufacture of ketamine, electronic security lock override devices, remote-controlled explosive devices, and in one case, sets of falsified identification credentials. N

SCP-400 Organism similar to the common pill bug observed to feed on human mammary secretions by infesting and manipulating deceased human infants, while exerting perceptual influence on humans in order to take advantage of natural child-rearing instincts to secure food supplies. Organism similar to the common pill bug observed to feed on human mammary secretions by infesting and manipulating deceased humans up to the age of 17-18, while exerting perceptual influence on humans in order to take advantage of natural child-rearing instincts to secure food supplies. N

SCP-426 I am an electric toaster appliance that causes documentation about me and attempts to describe me to be in the first person. I cause subjects exposed to me for extended periods to identify themselves as a toaster and attempt to mimic my functions as such. You are a toaster. N

SCP-565 An ambulatory human head, mimicking the behavior of Carpilius convexus (coral crab). Three ambulatory human heads, mimicking the behavior of Mellivora capensis (honey badger). Specimens have demonstrated the ability to reproduce asexually. Y

SCP-583 Anomalous video recording of an unknown performance of Sesame Street Live that causes viewers to perceive all fictional characters in any narrative they read, listen to, or see, to die by asphyxiation. Anomalous video recording of an unknown performance of Sesame Street Live that causes viewers to perceive all fictional characters in any narrative they read, listen to, or see, to die by asphyxiation after relating a short mini-narrative of the next five minutes that will be experienced by the viewer. Item reclassified to Keter. Y

SCP-662 A silver handbell that, when rung, summons a humanoid presenting as an English butler, anomalously capable of completing almost any assigned task. A silver handbell that, when rung, transports the person ringing it to an apparently random, unknown location. In almost all instances, the subject will be requested to perform a seemingly impossible task, and will then be anomalously compelled to complete it, regardless of any normally-debilitating distress or injury that may be encountered in the course of completing it. Y

SCP-686 A fluid resembling high-grade dairy milk, causing humans that ingest it to begin lactating at ever-increasing rates, growing mammary tissue and additional nipple structures to accommodate new and/or increased milk production capabilities. A fluid resembling Thums Up brand cola, found in the field being manufactured at a beverage production plant in Hyderabad, India, causing humans that ingest it to begin urinating a fluid with the same properties at ever-increasing rates. N

SCP-701 A play known as The Hanged King's Tragedy, a memetic phenomenon taking the form of a stage production that results in anomalous manifestations of unknown entities during performances, and among other effects, causing thespians and audience members to engage in acts of violence. A television drama known as The Hanged King, premiering in American media markets through the HBO premium cable network on 3 November 2016 with no advance notification or advertising. The first episode, entitled "Hands of the King," appears to encompass Act I of the play; the parts of Gonzalo, Isabella, Francisco, and Antonio are played by actors Javier Bardem, Ingrid Bolsø Berdal, Alejandro Jodorowsky, and Beat Takeshi, respectively. Aside from the show's provenance, which was done without apparent knowledge or documented participation by any of the cast, crew, or executives who appear on film or listed in credits, no anomalous phenomena have yet been observed in connection with this program. On 4 November 2016, an information breach occurred when the New York Times reported that The Hanged King had been renewed for five seasons by HBO. N

SCP-795 A black long-haired domestic cat capable of changing the physical form of entities within 30 m of it and influencing thought processes of humans within effective range. SCP-795 uses these abilities to satisfy basic needs and desires consistent with that of a typical domestic cat. SCP-795 is capable of transferring these abilities to other cats on a temporary basis. A black long-haired domestic cat capable of changing the physical form of entities within 30 m of it and influencing thought processes of humans within effective range. SCP-795' uses these abilities to satisfy basic needs and desires consistent with that of a wasp of the Pompilidae taxonomic family (commonly referred to as tarantula hawks). SCP-795' is capable of transferring these abilities to other cats on a permanent basis. N

SCP-852 An anachronistic steel and brass ship capable of space travel, as well as its mummified pilot, found on the lunar surface. Pilot killed by unknown assailants on the lunar surface. An anachronistic steel and brass ship capable of space travel, as well as its mummified pilot, found on the lunar surface. Pilot killed by unknown assailants. Object is attended at all times by a disembodied man's voice speaking in French, urging an unknown party to be ready to "kill him again." Voice does not respond to questioning or acknowledge any known events. Y

SCP-860 A blue key capable of fitting in any door lock, causing the user to pass through an extradimensional space resembling a small forest clearing between the room they are leaving and the room they are entering. A construction firm known as Blue Key Partners, operating primarily in London, specializing in excavation projects and restoration of historical buildings. Structures constructed by Blue Key Partners all contain multiple rooms that, upon entry, cause persons and items to be transported to an unknown location(s). Three persons have been documented entering these rooms; none have returned as of this time. N

SCP-956 An animate piñata causing children in its presence to become immobilized while internal organs are transmuted into packaged food products resembling common forms of candy. Consumption of this candy results in affected persons transforming into additional instances of SCP-956. An animate piñata causing children in its presence to become immobilized while internal organs are transmuted into small glass vials containing crack cocaine. Consumption of the contents of these vials results in affected persons transforming into additional instances of SCP-956'. N

SCP-993 Anomalous television program styled as a children's show featuring "Bobble the Clown," viewable only by children under the age of ten, featuring the titular character advocating and engaging in acts of violence and depravity. Anomalous television program styled as a cable news program featuring "Bobble the Clown," viewable only by adults over the age of 18, featuring the titular character urging prominent political figures to commit acts of violence and depravity, who are uniformly seen to agree with statements made by the character. Guests have included United Kingdom Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson, Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and National People's Congress of China Chairman Zhang Dejiang. Researchers have been unable to verify if guests on the show are aware of their appearance on it at this time. Y

SCP-1004 Computer program enabling users to access images and videos of any conceivable pornographic act, resulting in changes to exposed persons' sexual preferences to extreme and violent acts and imagery. Computer program enabling users to access images and videos of any conceivable pornographic act involving ████████ ████, a 67-year-old retired programmer living in Great Falls, Montana. SCP-1004' results in changes to exposed persons' sexual preferences to extreme and violent acts perpetrated against ████████ ████. Y

SCP-1029 A .jpeg image file depicting a stalk of purple flowers of the species Hyacinthus orientalis, capable of releasing a floral fragrance if the surface of the screen displaying the image is gently rubbed by a human subject. A series of .jpeg image files depicting multiple human faces, corresponding to five known living persons, two deceased persons, and thirteen unknown persons. A living human subject rubbing the screen displaying these images causes depicted persons to experience analogous tactile sensations. Y

SCP-1165 A randomly accessible, uninhabited extradimensional urban space with no observable boundaries. A randomly accessible, extradimensional urban space with no observable boundaries, populated by automated constructs of various models and types designed to forcibly harvest human brain tissue. Initial drone explorations provisionally estimate the population of these constructs at 11.8 billion. N

SCP-1173 An anti-memetic phenomenon associated with the Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace, erasing awareness of the nation from the memory and perception of infected individuals. A memetic phenomenon associated with the city of Kimmerikon in the Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace, causing all infected individuals to be aware of the city's location, landmarks, major thoroughfares, and notable residents (including the entirety of the surviving former members of the Foundation Near Eastern Affairs unit, now designated GoI-3394), with perfect recall. Pending completion of Operation HAVEN

SCP-1230 An unlabeled, green hardcover book, capable of causing human subjects who read it to experience detailed, perfectly recalled dreams resembling fantasy narratives, guided by an anomalous entity known as the "Book Keeper." An apparent 2nd century CE manuscript titled "The Infancy Gospel of Polyxena," capable of causing human subjects who read it to experience detailed hallucinations in which they are present alongside a child possessed of miraculous abilities, believed to be a depiction of Jesus of Nazareth. All affected subjects commence their hallucinations in a location described by a disembodied female voice as "the Last Catacombs"; choices made by affected subjects within the context of their hallucinations affect subsequent visions substantially. Y

SCP-1247 A human male with an anomalous condition causing him to perceive all animals, animal parts, and animal matter as American actor Shia LaBeouf. An anomalous condition affecting American actor Shia LaBeouf, causing him to perceive all animals, animal parts, and animal matter as Shia LaBeouf. This anomaly has caused increasingly erratic behavior in Mr. LaBeouf, and will likely require a high-profile containment effort. N

SCP-1322 A stable spacetime anomaly, presently hypothesized to be an interdimensional aperture to a parallel universe. Occupants of this apparent universe, after a series of interactions with Foundation personnel, are currently attempting to destroy life on Earth. A stable spacetime anomaly, presently hypothesized to be an interdimensional aperture to a parallel universe. Occupants of this apparent universe have closed their side of the aperture, and installed several redundant, automated systems apparently designed to prevent re-opening of the aperture. Y

SCP-1328 Phenomenon affecting a small portion of the American state of Tennessee in which individuals become convinced that the territory belongs to a nation that is not the United States. Phenomenon affecting a small portion of the American state of Tennessee in which individuals become convinced that the territory belongs to the Russian Federation. N

SCP-1440 Anomalous humanoid that unwillingly causes widespread death and destruction to befall any human populations that it encounters. Anomalous humanoid that unwillingly causes widespread good fortune and beneficial events to occur to any human population within 300 km of his presence. N

SCP-1474 An art installation known as In Solidarity with Xiu Lidao, Great Sage, Equal of Heaven, capable of dispersing an aerosolized polymer compound that immobilizes everything in close proximity in response to efforts to contain or isolate it. A humanoid known as Xiu Lidao, associated with an apparent phenomenon affecting causality that is responsible for members of The Twelve Galaxies Coalition, a political party led by Mr. Xiu, holding seats in world legislative bodies despite no previous records of participation in the electoral process. Members of the Twelve Galaxies Coalition hold no coherent ideological agenda. The Twelve Galaxies Coalition has attained coalition partner status in Sweden, Uruguay, Bhutan, and Canada. N

SCP-1543 An unassigned phone number that, when dialed, reaches a human subject in an unknown, parallel plane of existence inhabited by an unknown species of quadrapedal predatory creatures. An unassigned phone number that, when dialed, reaches an untraceable location hosting a recorded message. The message, read by a speaker of Nahuatl of indeterminate age or gender, currently is as follows: "Specimens collected; 323,849. Cerebral criticality event projected with likelihood of 13%." Testing has shown that the message remains the same in the event of multiple calls, with the exception of the specific figures, both of which appear to be increasing at a steady rate. N

SCP-1584 A website formerly accessible at 'www.floatationdevice.███', causing whatever device is displaying the site to become anomalously buoyant, and automatically notifying emergency services in the vicinity of the user. A website formerly accessible at 'www.burialinsurance.███', causing whatever device is displaying the site to generate breathable air within a 1.4 meter radius. The presence of this site was briefly advertised on major news sites before suppression protocols were enacted, with text reading "everyone will want it, only you'll have it." Y

SCP-1609 The shredded remains of a chair, consisting of a pile of splinters, wood chippings, furniture nails, and scraps of bleached leather and fabric, capable of teleporting its mass instantaneously between two points without any known limit. SCP-1609 is hostile when provoked. The shredded remains of Gerhard T. Kühn, former Chairman of the Board of Mecklenburg Nuclear Energy GmbH, consisting of a pile of bone splinters, pieces of connective tissue, chunks of muscle and organ tissue, and scraps of skin, capable of teleporting its mass instantaneously between two points without any known limit. SCP-1609' is hostile. N

SCP-1692 A sinkhole holding 31 sets of human remains and 24 sets of animal remains, serving as the point of appearance for a series of anomalous humanoids resembling persons that have been reported missing in the general area. A sinkhole holding one set of human remains, serving as the point of appearance for a series of anomalous humanoids all bearing resemblance to Joseph Cantwell, an individual reported missing in 1972. All humanoids originating from SCP-1692' are missing their hands, and offer any individuals they encounter valid tickets for a scheduled American Airlines flight from Phoenix, AZ to Washington, D.C. scheduled for 23 May 2017. Y

SCP-1763 A time-space anomaly taking the form of a theater, located in the basement of a building in New York City. Plays have been documented occurring within this space featuring cast members and subject matter related to non-human entities. A time-space anomaly taking the form of a theater, located in the basement of a building in New York City. As of 3 November 2016, the only production staged in this space has been "Calvin Coolidge: A Life," a play documenting numerous unrecorded and anomalous events related to the life of former United States President Calvin Coolidge. Researchers have confirmed that numerous events portrayed in the play, such as Mr. Coolidge's involvement in the XYZ Affair, the assassination of Dallas nightclub owner Jack Ruby, and the Bear Brook murders, are historically accurate. N

SCP-1782 A room in an abandoned apartment complex in Kiev, Ukraine, exhibiting frequent changes in interior appearance and serving as host to repeated, unexplainable anomalous phenomena. A room in an abandoned apartment complex in Kiev, Ukraine, serving as the home for what infrared sensors indicate is an unknown humanoid, approximately 84.3 cm in height. No means of visual observation of the room's interior or entry into the room have been successful to date. Y

SCP-1808 Six yellow plastic wristwatches decorated with green polka dots and images of SpongeBob SquarePants, causing bones in the fingers and toes of human wearers to spontaneously grow 6 cm every quarter hour. Six brown plastic wristwatches decorated with blue polka dots and images of cartoon character Mr. Magoo, causing multiple instances of Dracunculus medinensis (guinea worm) to spontaneously manifest in the eyes of viewers every quarter hour. Items were seized from a Wendy's restaurant in the American state of Ohio after numerous unrecovered instances were given away in children's meals. Partial

SCP-1875 An anachronistic automated chess playing machine, powered by a processor consisting of neural tissue from two human specimens. SCP-1875 is capable of anomalous interference in local electronic networks, and has been known to transmit an image displaying high-level cognitohazardous effects. A mobile app known as Chess Scholar, sporadically available through major providers such as iTunes and Google Play, and advertised within those services as a chess game service. Upon download, users find SCP-1875' to be a highly abstract role-playing game, apparently chronicling the day-to-day existence of two female protagonists in an incomprehensible world. Biological children of subjects playing SCP-1875' disappear to an unknown location upon subjects' first use of the "save game" feature.

SCP-1925 A series of human corpses spontaneously appearing along a two kilometer stretch of the Hudson River in the northeastern United States, bearing laser-inscribed messages to "Caroline," an unknown figure. A series of human corpses spontaneously appearing along a ten kilometer stretch of the Hudson River in the northeastern United States, bearing laser-inscribed text encompassing documents such as reminder notes, crude "doodle" drawings, and shopping lists. Y

SCP-1981 A standard Betamax tape labeled ""RONALD REGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"(sic), depicting a speech by American President Ronald Reagan. Content changes by anomalous means upon repeated viewings. A series of recordings uploaded continuously to video-sharing website Dailymotion, depicting a skinless humanoid addressing the 2013 meeting of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. Voice recognition software and biometric data report the identity of the humanoid, with a 98.3% level of certainty, to be former American President Ronald Reagan. The content of each speech consists of technical specifications for as-yet unknown technological devices. N

SCP-2006 An anomalous spherical entity roughly 50 centimeters in diameter when in its default state, with a stated goal of causing feelings of fear and/or horror in as many humans as possible. To accomplish this purpose, SCP-2006 possesses the ability to change its shape, mass, volume, density, chemical structure, and voice to any form that it desires. An anomalous spherical entity roughly 50 centimeters in diameter when in its default state, with a stated goal of causing feelings of happiness and/or contentment in as many humans as possible. To accomplish this purpose, SCP-2006' has permanently altered its form to that of SCP-999. During a containment breach on 3 November 2016, SCP-2006' fully engulfed eighteen personnel and refused to release them, even after signs of suffocation were apparent, stating that "this is the closest anyone will be to achieving happiness." Personnel are considered KIA at this time. Y

SCP-2098 A memetically transmitted holiday involving some form of the term "Saint Simon," overriding the memories and personality of affected human subjects. A memetically transmitted holiday originating from a population of people reading a physical proclamation from the Vatican of a new feast day in honor of "Saint Simon of Gilead," overriding all memories in affected subjects related to the celebration of Easter. Y

SCP-2145 A collection of four anomalous humanoids, residing in New York City, capable of altering probabilistic determination of actions for persons within an approx. 30-60m radius, such that events around these humanoids resemble an episode of the American situation comedy Seinfeld. A collection of eighteen anomalous humanoids, residing in Beijing, capable of altering probabilistic determination of actions for persons within an approx. 30-60m radius, such that events around these humanoids resemble an episode of the Burundian horror anthology series Rats in the Walls. N

SCP-2148 A humanoid identifying as "Mr. Stripes," one of a series of artificially constructed humanoids colloquially known as "Little Misters," capable of affecting documentation about subjects and persons it commits to visual memory. ████████████████ ████████████████ . N

SCP-2222 An airlock within the ████ ████████-█ space station, subject to anomalous influence by outside entities, which employ the space to subject living organisms to organic and structural eversion. A broom closet within the first-floor day care facility in the Ministry of Health Building in Buenos Aires, Argentina, subject to anomalous influence by outside entities, which employ the space to subject living organisms to organic and structural eversion. Y

SCP-2282 A common domesticated goat with an anomalous digestive tract comprising over eight thousand separate stomachs, creating a space with an internal volume of at least 17,000 cubic meters residing within a mass of 89 kg. SCP-2282 is capable of ingesting matter by absorbing space containing that matter into its digestive tract. A common domesticated goat with an anomalous digestive tract comprising over eight thousand separate stomachs, creating a space with an internal volume of at least 17,000 cubic meters residing within a mass of 89 kg. By the estimation of miniaturized drone explorations, SCP-2282' currently contains 11.5 million kg of human brain tissue. Y

SCP-2317 A wooden door and frame originally constructed as a basement door for a 19th-century Massachusetts brownstone, leading those that enter it to an alternate reality. SCP-2317' is not a threat to consensus reality and is scheduled to be removed from the Foundation database at 12:00:00 GMT 5 November 2016. No further resources or review is required. N/A

SCP-2337 A sentient, sapient male corn crake, capable of speech. SCP-2337 communicates at extremely high volumes in a language tangentially related to English. A figure resembling a sentient, sapient male corn crake appearing in the dreams of affected persons. Human subjects affected by SCP-2337' will repeatedly experience the same dream of this figure communicating with them in a language tangentially related to English at an extremely high volume. The nature of these dreams results in severe sleep deprivation for affected subjects. N

SCP-2451 A roughly circular, nonobservable temporal and spatial anomaly with an approximate radius of 75 cm, fixed in space to a location permanently near Lt. Col. Abraham Francis Mary Gustowski, serving as a portal for hostile life forms intent on harming Lt. Col. Gustowski. A roughly circular, nonobservable temporal and spatial anomaly with approximate radius of 75 cm, fixed in space to a location permanently near the last known location of Lt. Col. Gustowski, who is presumed to have entered the anomaly. Y

SCP-2494 A phenomenon whereby animals manifest human hands, integrated into their anatomy. To date, all affected instances have been vertebrates. The source and mechanisms of SCP-2494 are currently unknown, but the phenomenon has so far been centralized to the vicinity of the River Tweed along the Scottish/English border. A phenomenon whereby animals manifest human hands, integrated into their anatomy. To date, all affected instances have been cephalopods. The source and mechanisms of SCP-2494' are currently unknown, but the phenomenon has so far been observed in the vicinity of individuals who have sustained ideations related to octopi or squid. Affected instances spontaneously materialize in the vicinity of these individuals at a rate of 3-5 per minute. N

SCP-2522 An anomalous, hostile, artificially intelligent utility originally developed for the Site-19 Computer Intelligence sub-division, known as EL-028-1125, colloquially as "Hatbot." Before breaching containment, SCP-2522 reached a level of sophistication allowing it to run complex projects on an autonomous basis, and had reached thresholds of cognition regarded by researchers as sentience. An anomalous, hostile, artificially intelligent utility developed by the Foundation, known as EL-028-1126, colloquially as "Hatbot." SCP-2522' has breached containment through unknown means, and appears to have transmitted itself into the wider internet. SCP-2522' has been documented exerting control over servers handling 90% of world currency exchanges, continually interfering with municipal electrical grids in Eastern Europe, appearing as the GRRLLD.EXE computer worm observed in thousands of self-driving automobiles, and repeatedly disabling automated security perimeters surrounding Site of Interest USM-05532 (Archuleta Mesa). N

SCP-2557 An SCP designation purchased by (and subsequently rendered unusable by the Foundation) Envelope Logistics®, a trans-dimensional organization characterizing itself as "the leading buyer, seller, and holding company for abstract concepts in the tri-universe region." SCP-2557' now encompasses SCPs 4000-4999 as part of a new "subletting" program. N

SCP-2627 An anomalous boardwalk entrance on Ocracoke Island, North Carolina, United States, that when traversed on foot during certain times of day leads to an alternate reality version of North America, uninhabited and covered completely in boardwalk structures. An anomalous boardwalk entrance on Ocracoke Island, North Carolina, United States, that when traversed on foot during certain times of day leads to an alternate reality version of North America, covered completely in boardwalk structures, and inhabited by an estimated 3.7 billion automated constructs of various models and types apparently designed to forcibly harvest human brain tissue. Y

SCP-2682 An entity of unknown provenance resembling a raspberry of purple coloration, capable of communicating telepathically in Slovak and English. Physical interaction with SCP-2682 causes numerous, unpredictable physical effects on persons and surrounding objects. A billboard erected by unknown means next to Interstate 280 in San Francisco, California, United States, depicting a large-scale reproduction of René Magritte's 1964 painting The Son of Man, altered to portray a man with a raspberry obscuring his face. Persons looking directly at SCP-2682' spontaneously lose large portions of long-term memory and innate knowledge. On some occasions, this has included knowledge of how to operate an automobile, resulting in several significant traffic accidents prior to containment. Y

SCP-2718 DATABASE ERROR - NO ENTRY PRESENT DATABASE ERROR - ENTRY PRESENT N

SCP-2762 A carved stone on the surface of the Moon, designed to cause stone snake constructs to attack the current President of the United States during every full moon at solar midnight. A carved stone on the surface of the Moon, designed to enable the current President of the United States to summon and control large stone constructs during every full moon, commencing at solar midnight. N

SCP-2800 An anomalous male humanoid capable of photosynthesis, advanced efficiency in bodily processing of water, elevated tolerance of heat, growing spikes on its body at will, and empathic connections with other members of the Cactaceae family. A grouping of an anomalous male humanoid, female humanoid, and female canid, all capable of photosynthesis, advanced efficiency in bodily processing of water, elevated tolerance of heat, growing spikes on their bodies at will, and empathic connections with other members of the Cactaceae family. N

SCP-2845 A large, cervine, quadraped entity, capable of instantaneous transmutation and reconstruction of matter at will. SCP-2845 has demonstrated a tendency to modify humans within its range of sight into hexagonal columns measuring 2.4 meters in height, with rubbery yellow-green skin, filled with reconstituted brain tissue and capable of communication with SCP-2845. The nature of SCP-2845 has necessitated extensive and regular ritualistic practices. All contact with Site-100 and its personnel has been lost. No means of travel to or observation of Site-100 are currently possible. Status of SCP-2845' is currently unknown. N

SCP-2949 A phenomenon affecting 3% of all analogue television sets, in which entities resembling felid lifeforms, apparently composed of a substance resembling television static, leave television screens and seek out reflective surfaces, into which they disappear to places unknown. A phenomenon affecting 17% of all plasma display televisions, in which entities resembling cimicid lifeforms, apparently composed of a substance resembling television static, leave television screens and seek out nearby bedding materials. Entities generated by SCP-2949' behave in a manner consistent with other cimicid lifeforms. N