I got herpes! The cutest little herpes! And a little Escherichia coli and a kit to make a half pound of bubblegum too! I was having the most horrible day today and it was crescendoing when my dog started to bark, letting me know someone was at the door- the UPS man! It couldn't have been more perfect.

You truly brightened my day today, science santa, thank you so much! ^_^