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Rules Edit

is a series of episodes in which James and Nick Mason pit a variety of superheroes, villains, and morally ambiguous 90's characters against each other in hypothetical confrontations. All rulings are final.

Two characters appear at either end of a standard-size American football field (specifically Lambeau Field). They immediately recognize each other as a threat, and proceed as befits their character - for example, Batman would use non-lethal force, Wolverine would start out non-lethal but gradually build up a berserker rage, and Deadpool would just shoot you in the dick.

All characters are in their prime and have all standard equipment. No prep time. Comms are open

No vehicles (unless integral to the character, ie Doc Brown and the Delorian, Ghost Rider and the motorcycle) or sidekicks are allowed, and no one may leave the football field. Items may be retrieved from the crowd.

Battles serve as halftime entertainment in a slightly alternate reality.

Appearances Edit

Battles and Results Edit

Count Dooku vs Magneto: Magneto, with greater conviction and power

Hush vs Stilt-Man: Hush shoots Stilt-Man in the mouth hole

Sinestro vs Metallo: Metallo thrown into space

Battle armor Lex Luthor vs Doctor Doom: Doctor Doom easily

Jullian McMann vs Ben Kingsley: Jullian McMann

Doctor Doom vs the Mandarin: Doom takes advantage with suit, despite the Mandarin's ring of negging, good fight

Heath Ledger Joker vs Jack Nicholson Joker: Ledger, possibly both killed

Captain Cold vs Mr. Freeze: Mr. Freeze, is an actual superhuman, immune to cold

Boba Fett vs the Predator: Predator, Boba Fett accidently kills himself. What a dickhead!

Stilt-Man vs Captain Boomerang: Stit-Man punts Captain Boomerang through goal post

Thanos vs Doomsday: Doomsday

Thanos vs Darkseid: Darkseid

Doc Ock vs real octopus: Doc Ock

The Lizard vs Killer Croc: Killer Croc tears the Lizard's head in half

Blade Arm vs Plate Face from the Hobbit: Blade arm

Sinestro vs Loki: Sinestro, close match

Modok vs Krang: Modok, both flop around like fish in the end

DiamondFace vs Jaws: Jaws

Dr. Evil vs Dark Helmet: Dark Helmet

Bane vs Winter Soldier: Winter Soldier (both comic and movie versions)

Freddy Krueger vs Cobb from Inception: [in DiCaprio's dream] Cobb

Mason vs Ultron vs T-800 vs Sauron vs Boba Fett: (diminishes to Ultron vs Mason) Ultron

Green Goblin Willem Defoe vs Green Goblin Dane Dehann: Willem Dafoe

Prequels vs sequels vs gritty reboots: sequels > reboots > prequels

Gas cloud Parallax vs gas cloud Galactus vs CW Flash mist villain: Parallax

Doc Brown vs Willy Wonka: Doc Brown

Keaton Batman vs Clooney Batman vs Kilmer Batman: Keaton stabs Clooney and then shoots Kilmer with the double grappling gun.

Ben Affleck Matt Murdock vs Charlie Cox Matt Murdock: Cox is better lawyer (mistrial leads to fight). Cox uses sound and punches to subdue Affleck

All the 90's movies' Ninja Turtles vs one 8 ft. tall Turtle monster from the new movies (Raphael): 8 ft. turtle monster Raphael

Episode III Obi-Wan vs Episode VI Luke Skywalker: Obi-Wan

T-1000 (T2) vs T-1000 (T5): draw

Flash vs Hulk: Hulk

Man of Steel Superman vs Godzilla 2014: Superman (also if it was a building knock down competition)

Eddie Brock Venom vs Scorpion (Mortal Kombat): Scorpion exploits Venom's weakness to fire after Venom fails to bite his head off

Baldwin Brothers vs Hemsworth Brothers vs Mario Brothers (live action movie version): Hemsworths

Batman vs Krypto the Superdog: Batman uses kryptonite ring to beat a well trained Krypto

Donald Trump vs Mexico: Trump is dead, and Mason is glad he's dead

Christopher Reeve(s)'s Superman vs Michel Shannon Gen. Zod: Reeve(s)

Sam Witwicky vs Cade Yeager: Yeager

Aunt May vs Alfred Pennyworth: Alfred, possible stalemate depending on version

Gas cloud Parallax vs gas cloud Galactus: Parallax (again)

Regular Galactus vs regular Parallax: Galactus

Ryan Reynolds's smile vs The Rock's muscles: The Rock's muscles knocks Reynolds' smile out