There are 12 steps of Weeaboos Anonymous.

1. Admit you have a problem.

2. Accept that you need help, and that senpai will never notice you

3. Accept the fact that you are not kawaii desu.

4. Stop insulting bakas, even if they deserve the label.

5. Break up with your waifu/ body pillow.

6. Realize that you are disturbingly similar to the protagonist of ME!ME!ME!

7. Stop running like naruto.

8. Accept that pocky is not one of the food groups.

9. If you are not Japanese, accept that you will never be Japanese.

10. Make amends with all you have talked the ear off of.

11. Apologize to all the filthy baka casuals.

12. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HETALIA.