Two Detroit police officers

to save a man Monday.

Yeah, so the water near the shore of the Detroit River was frozen — but that takes nothing away from the out-sized act of heroism by officers Stanley Saunders and Frederick Williams, who rushed out to save a motorist whose car had landed onto an icy patch of the river.

Personally, if I'd just skittered across 20 feet of ice on the Detroit River to save your butt, only to find out you were

trying

to do something that stupid, I think I'd be tempted to dunk you in the river myself.

Thankfully, the officers, being the heroes that they are, simply got the man to safety.