This is a video of a girl performing the Super Mario theme on a sheng, an ancient Chinese instrument that dates back as far as 1100 BC. It sounds like it was MADE to perform the theme. It wasn't though, because the Super Mario theme didn't exist until 1985. That's a 3,085 year difference. Unless -- UNLESS, the Super Mario theme is actually a riff on an ancient Chinese song. Boomshackalacka -- you like that?! "How you got so dumb so quick?" What? No, I was going to say how HARD I was thinking outside the box.

Keep going for the worthwhile video.

Thanks to Matticus, who once performed the Super Mario theme on a yo-yo. A YO-YO -- that isn't even an instrument! Mad skillz.