You're a small brewpub in Cottleville, Missouri. You've just gotten a cease and desist letter from Starbucks because, eleven months ago, a customer referred to one of your stout concoctions as a "Frappicino" on a beer review site. The cease and desist requires a written response.

What do you do? What do you do?

Well, if you're Jeff Britton, owner of Exit 6 Pub and Brewery, you quickly reply with the most wonderfully sarcastic letter – and $6 check – anyone has ever seen and then post it all to your Facebook page.

Hopefully, you then enjoy a packed house for all of 2014.

Check out the images of Starbucks' original letter and Exit 6's brilliant response below, courtesy of the pub's Facebook page.

NOTE: The stout in question is now known as "The F Word" and is currently available on tap.