One of my friends went to Japan during the summer and brought back a little box of Tsundere cookies with him, Russian style. We had no idea what that meant as we didn’t feel like eating it at the moment. So today as I went to that same friends households to watch a comrade play Demon’s Souls (which is fucking awesome by the way, getting it as soon as I fix my PS3). Anyways we decided to break out the box of cookies on a whim. Our fatal mistake was ignored all that society has taught us about skull marks: that it usually means something bad. My friend ate it, no problem. I eat mine, no problem…for 3 seconds. All of a sudden a intense wave of hot comes out of nowhere and I’m in dire need of something to quell it. Turns out I got the “tsun”(death) cookie. Also turns out that 10 out of the 12 cookies are tsun or laced with some type of spicy powder and only 10 are “dere”(safe). I mean the cookie tasted kinda good till the hotness hit me. Being the idiot and lover of all things tsudnere that I was I went and downed 2 more cookies. They all turned out to be tsun cookies.

I couldn’t take it anymore as the fire was getting to me. I quickly quelled the fire with some Baileys. God I love that stuff. Anyways we didn’t get through the entire box. There were 4 of us: 1 of who ate a dere cookie, the other 2 only ate 1 each both of which were tsun, and I ate 3 tsun cookies. In effect you could say we played a round of Russian Roulette with only one of us surviving…and I ended up dieing 3 times. I am not a masochist but I love my tsundere characters. I just don’t care for their cookies. Scarred for life from this experience and let it be a lesson to everyone not to eat cookies made by someone with more tsun than dere.

