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Local sales director, Vita Garrison has almost definitely engaged in a bit of after-lunch nookie, it has been confirmed.

After close to two months of working from home with her jobseeker-stimulated personal trainer boyfriend Carl, the 27-year-old e-commerce professional seems to be mixing up her daily routine a bit.

For her colleagues at Betoota’s premier online retailer of fish tank filters, this couldn’t be more obvious – especially with all of the midday showers she seems to be having.

This comes as the nation’s office workers adapt to the idea that their jobs aren’t actually important enough to warrant a commercial lease and hourly commute.

In fact the staff at Betoota’s GoldfishAndFilters.com seem to be thriving working from home. Those without kids anyway.

For Vita, the biggest hurdle in her day-to-day schedule appears to be getting drying her hair in time for her 2pm Daily Zoom meetings with the sales team – and trying to pretend she hasn’t spent the previous hour receiving the pipe on her living room futon.

“Hey guys. Sorry about the wet hair haha” says Vita.

“I just realised I should put a bit of effort in for these meetings and ran through the shower” she says, attempting to subtly wipe off her smeared mascara while wearing nothing but a bathrobe.

“Anyway, umm… where were we.. Um yeah. So with work… How’s everyone been going with work”

According to Carl, MORE TO COME.