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Unless your parents were especially mean , it's unlikely your name is going to be Arya Stark or Theon Greyjoy.

Still, if you've had that misfortune thrust upon you, at least there's a silver lining. One UK mobile network is willing to hand you a brand new smartphone for FREE.

Three has today announced a bizarre promotion ("Game of Phones" - see what they did there?) that means anyone legitimately named Theon or Arya can pick up an LG G3 or Sony Xperia Z3 Compact for naught.

All they have to do is walk into a participating Three store in London, Manchester, Birmingham, Cardiff or Glasgow with proof of identity (a driving licence or passport should do the trick) and claim their phone.

We're obviously entering a time of supreme phone network benevolence - EE's also handing out free phone chargers.

"Game of Thrones is one of the world’s most talked about TV shows, and with Season 5 just around the corner, we wanted to give fans another reason to smile," said Three's Jolene Sicklemore

"We look forward to welcoming some famous names through our doors at Three from the 11th April."

And don't think you can nip in there with little newborn Arya tucked under your arm and score a new blower - entrants must be 18 or over. Which means you'll need to have been born - at the earliest - in 1997 a year after the first book was published.

You will have to be quick, mind. The offer runs from this Saturday (April 11) until Monday (April 13) when the new season premieres.

If you're weighing up the financials, the LG G3 costs £348 SIM-free while the SIM-free Sony will set you back £295. And it costs nothing to change your name through your own deed poll but you'll need to stump up £72.50 for a new passport. Alternatively, it's free to change the name on your driving licence.

Either way, it's useful to know if you're desperate to own one of two pretty decent smartphones from the middle of last year.