NFL great Peyton Manning hosted the ESPYs last night, and in his opening monologue took a friendly shot at the Los Angeles Rams in the video above.

These ESPY folks, they wanted me to say all this stuff to mock athletes and coaches. I said, “No. Absolutely not. I’m not going to do it.”

And here are a few of the jokes that I hated the most. because I would never say these. Ever.

Like this one.

Last year’s LA Rams are the subject of the critically acclaimed docuseries All or Nothing. Spoiler: It’s nothing.

Come on. Rams new coach Sean McVay is here. Sean, can you believe they wanted me to say that in Los Angeles of all places? I’m not doing that.