The RuPaul alliance with newly sworn-in Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is happening, officially. Last month we reported on Ocasio-Cortez’ tweet about wanting RuPaul’s Drag Race brackets a-la NBA. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) is an unapologetic fan of the queens that compete for the coveted title of America’s Next Drag Superstar. Werq!

The Queen Mother herself, RuPaul, tweeted at the Congresswoman today in a message that almost deifies the rookie law-maker.

Dear Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC I ask that you guide my thoughts, my feelings and my perceptions. AMEN pic.twitter.com/ztY0GIuuqb — RuPaul (@RuPaul) January 6, 2019

She’s a Goddess, henney . Of course, AOC is a proponent of everything pro-LGBT but has also emerged as a favorite target for the “macho-men” of the conservative media. Let’s be clear about one thing, AOC “ aint ’ no punk bitch” and she certainly is not suffering fools in 2019. This spunky and fierce freshman congresswoman is giving these shady whores on the Republican side a run for their money and a taste of their own medicine. Here is a list of all the bitches she’s owned since winning the election last November.

They Can’t Handle a Lil Dancin’

The night before Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez’ big swearing-in, a video was published online of the young lawmaker dancing on a rooftop during her college years. Okay, I danced topless at Chicago’s Berlin in college. We all danced in college. But some on the conservative right apparently didn’t, seeing as they caused a stir about the video. How dare she dance? And Barefoot? Too bad for them that Ocasio-Cortez still has the moves, and she twirled on twitter in front of her new office and took the wind out of that haters’ attack. Bam Bitch.

She Looks Too Good To Be Poor

“Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: that jacket and coat don’t look like a girl who struggles.” Eddie Scarry, a conservative darling, came for AOC’s clothes like some fashionista on crack. The Congresswoman is a glorious example of success. She worked as a bartender and then managed to run and win an election. Oh, and she beat the incumbent with 78% of the votes in her favor. Here we go now with some hateful-ass chauvinist clocking her because she’s at work looking like a professional.

The astute Congresswoman clapped back with:

The actual fear driving the attacks on my clothes, my checking account, my rent, isn’t that these folks are scared that I shouldn’t represent people in Congress.



It’s fear that they’ve allowed their riches, their privilege, + their bias to put them to a point where they can’t. — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) November 20, 2018

“The actual fear driving the attacks on my clothes, my checking account, my rent, isn’t that these folks are scared that I shouldn’t represent people in Congress. It’s fear that they’ve allowed their riches, their privilege, + their bias to put them to a point where they can’t.”

They also came for her childhood home, suggesting that she’s spinning a bogus “girl in need” narrative. There’s nothing bogus about winning an election with that high of a percentage.

“Bright Shiny New Object”

You would think that the sister Democrats of her own party would maybe be supportive. Well, outgoing Democrat, Senator Claire McCaskill, came for Ocasio-Cortez. She tweeted that AOC was a “bright shiny new object.” And then she “Mariah-Carried” her with an iconic, “I don’t know her,” line. The shade of it all. Maybe, Miss Thang McCaskill had a poopy diaper because she lost her election. But I’m sure that when she saw AOC’s reply she definitely gagged.

Not sure why fmr Sen. McCaskill keeps going on TV to call me a “thing” and “shiny object,” but it’s pretty disappointing.



McCaskill promised she’d “100% back Trump up” on his anti-immigrant rhetoric & lost. In MO, almost all progressive ballot issues won. https://t.co/53qKvnr8KG — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) December 29, 2018

What About That Policy Though?

It’s plain and clear that Miss Ocasio-Cortez can take on these chumps. The attacks on her appearance, her dancing, and her background is fuckery that we all know is not in short supply in D.C. But the more substantive battle that Ocasio-Cortez has taken on is the battle to save our mother****g planet. Ocasio-Cortez is proposing a 70% tax on the super-mega-rich. While that number would be devastating for the average person, for the small percentage of wealthy trust-fund super-millionaires and billionaires it would be negligible. There is also historical precedent in post WW2 policy that suggests these kinds of taxes will not make paupers out of the super-rich, as Paul Krugman wrote over the weekend. The revenue from this tax would go into paying for a comprehensive climate change plan she calls “The Green New Deal”.

Needless to say, the papi – chulos at Fox and conservative pundits had a conniption at the very thought that the super-rich should pay more. After all, they passed a “Tax Scam Bill” that largely benefits the super-rich in 2018.

And let’s not forget the time some cunt on Fox called her a “little girl.”

GOP loves to insult my intelligence, yet offers *this* as their best + most seasoned opposition to my policy proposals.



If anything, this dude is a walking argument to tax misogyny at 100% 😉



Republicans rob everyone the opportunity of real policy debate by resorting to this. https://t.co/Yk3BTHbtxv — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 5, 2019

All I got to say is, “Get em, Mamma!”