A waste of biomatter

"So your saying…a purple magical talking Unicorn pony…of female sex…broke into your house…stole your…Bacon…and then insulted your families geneology relations before teleporting away back to her home planet."

"That's rigth officer…thougth admittedly it was kinda hard to hear exactly what she said on account of the bacon in her mouth,really don't why she didn't use her magical unicorn powers to levatate it…but I'm sure it was a girl."

"…Rigth and this happend an hour ago?"

"Yup."

"Sir do you take any medication of any kind"

"Yes I take a hearty nutritional substances called "BACON" which was today deprived of me by a talking magical horse! So if you could call those guys from C.S.I we can all reastablishes easier hmmm?"