So, I came home to a large box from Amazon, and was VERY confused. Ok, I'd ordered a book. Other than that, I was expecting my ugly mug gift. This box was HEAVY, and was big enough to contain a microwave. It must have weighed 10 pounds. Finally I just threw caution to the wind and tore it open. Inside was the BIGGEST coffee mug I'd ever seen! Seriously, bigger than my head, and seemed big enough to hold a gallon of coffee easy. Holy crap! I might wait until Saturday to put it to use, but I fully intend to make a large pot of coffee and drink it out of my new gigantic mug. Thank you, mystery Santa! You made my night!

UPDATE: My awesome secret Santa sent me a regular sized mug as well! I love it. It speaks to the foodie in me, as well as the perv. Thanks again!