JEREMY Corbyn has reminded the nation that he too is a hard Brexit fanatic, despite seeming nice and having a beard.

The Labour leader said: “Yeah yeah, that White Stripes chant that misses out the second note and all that, but don’t start thinking I’m not in a frenzy like she is.

“She wants hard Brexit so she can create a fascist dictatorship, I want it so I can build a monolithic socialist system. But we both agree you’re getting it damned hard.”

Corbyn admitted that eventually he would sack everyone in the Labour Party because he is now the only politician who ‘understands what Britain truly wants and everyone else will just be getting in the way’.

He added: “I’ll still make jam so that you know I’m nice.”