Angry Dumb Old White Guys Wanted to Kill Pretty Much Everyone Who Isn't An Angry Dumb Old White Guy

The FBI has arrested four geriatric right-wingers in Georgia for allegedly p lotting at a waffle house to kill government officials with - Breaking Bad alert! - the poison ricin, which they'd extract from castor beans planted in one of their mother's gardens to keep moles away. This would be one of those amusing ain't-life-crazy stories but for what lies beneath it: an inchaote, stupid, hateful rage, which makes it kinda scary/sad. "When it comes time to saving the Constitution, that means some people gotta die.” - Frederick Thomas, 73.

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