Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker announced today he is ordering the remains of former “Saturday Night Live” and “Tommy Boy” star Chris Farley to be exhumed in order to confirm whether he is actually alive and living under a new identity as Rob Ford, the controversial Mayor of Toronto.

According to Walker, the controversial decision to dig up Farley’s coffin in Resurrection Cemetery in Madison, Wisconsin, where the actor was buried in 1997, came after Mayor Ford’s erratic behavior, which includes crack smoking and accidental physical comedy, raised serious questions about whether or not Farley had in fact faked his death. “At first I was against digging up Farley’s grave, because I couldn’t come up with a single reason why Chris would fake his death,” Governor Walker told Hollywood & Swine. “Then I looked on Rotten Tomatoes and discovered Farley’s last film was the terrible 1998 frontier comedy, ‘Almost Heroes,’ co-starring Matthew Perry. I don’t blame Farley for faking his death to get out of having to promote that terrible comedy.”

In addition to Mayor Ford having a striking physical similarity, as well as the same addictive personality as Farley, conspiracy theorists also point out Mayor Ford’s obsession with Farley’s former co-star and best friend David Spade as more evidence he is in fact Chris Farley. “Mayor Ford not only finds ‘Rules of Engagement’ and ‘Just Shoot Me’ hilarious, but owns every episode on DVD,” Governor Walker said. “That proves Mayor Ford is actually Chris Farley or his crack addiction is way worse than we thought.”