First off, let's ask this openly: Do you care about the Royal Wedding? Are you sick of local media

this event down your throats and

for the heck of it?

It's OK. You're not alone. We don't like to report on it as much as you don't like to read about it. Luckily, there's another "royal wedding" going down right here in Detroit that's far more interesting.

A Detroit couple is planning on holding their nuptials at a White Castle on Dequindre Road in Warren on Friday -- the same day as Will and Kate.

34-year-old Marquisa Benford and 21-year-old Donavhan Gray, who co-own a tattoo business, met at the White Castle in 2009 in May and will exchange nuptials there at 10:30 a.m. Friday morning.

The couple was chosen by WDZH-FM (better known as

) in a contest to help a cash-strapped couple who wanted to marry on the same day as Will and Kate.

White Castle will provide a reception free of charge for the couple's for 20 guests, while wedding bands will be provided by Michael Agnello Jewelers in Eastpointe. The radio station sprung for the cake and bouquet.

As for one special guest? Queen Elizabeth will be there. And by Queen Elizabeth, we mean Detroit radio personality "Big Al" Muskavito will be there in a Queen Elizabeth getup.