WAYNE, PA — During the informal five minute period before a marketing meeting at DynoPharma Inc., Grace Williams imposed her will on fellow co-workers by shoving a picture of her new grandchild in front of their faces.

“Wow, she’s really pretty,” co-workers whispered with diminishing returns.

Grace then went on to tell everyone how the nondescript infant looked nothing like the father and looked way more like her side of the family.

“It’s true the baby bears no resemblance to the father,” says Patty Wilson, Senior Admin. “Which is no surprise… her daughter’s quite the slut. Remember last year’s Christmas party? My god, her poor husband.”

“The baby is adorable,” says Wanda Datkins MD. “Such pretty eyes… barely opening them. I think their mailman is asian, if you know what I mean.”

“Everyone was way more enthused about the first grandchild,” says Barb Sumner. “But after meeting her daughter, we’ve all seen what her genes lead to.”

The men in the office had a somewhat different stance from Grace’s female colleagues.

“Oh that baby was hers?” says Dave Durband, Marketing Manager, “Isn’t she too old? Oh, it’s her granddaughter, that makes more sense. Sorry, women show me pictures of babies all the time and I never really pay attention.”

“Good for her I guess,” says Juan Ramirez PPC Director, “I don’t really care though to be honest.”