Interviewed: SCP-4258-1

Interviewer: Dr. Shaw

Foreword: SCP-5028 was restrained for this interview in case of any unknown dangers.

Dr. Shaw: Says on this note here that your name is Farlo Hilldark. Is that correct?

SCP-5028: Yea, that's right! You're talking to a proud member of the Teban Mystics! Who in eight hells are you?!

Dr. Shaw: My name is Dr. Preston Shaw. What i'd like to talk about though is you. Can you elaborate on who the Teban Mystics are?

SCP-5028: We're a group that doesn't take kindly to our home being in Elrich hands, ya get me?

Dr. Shaw: I'm not sure I follow. Where is Elrich, exactly?

SCP-5028: You don't know where Elrich is?! It's on the border of Dolton and Gamenia. Everyone knows that!

Dr. Shaw: Well, this might come as a bit of a shock to you, but it seems that you've been excommunicated from your reality. None of the places you mentioned exist here.

SCP-5028: What?! You've gotta be [EXPLETIVE] kidding me! Send me back, send me back right [EXPLETIVE] now!

Dr. Shaw: Unfortunately, that doesn't seem possible. However, if you agree to cooperate with us, I can promise that your stay here will be comfortable.

SCP-5028: Don't really got a choice, do I? Fine, what do you want?

Dr. Shaw: Mostly information on your home-world, your system of magic, and a few tests here and there.

SCP-5028: Doesn't seem so bad, I guess. Alright, start asking.

Dr. Shaw: Great! So, what's your home like? Is it populated with more of your kind?

SCP-5028: Not exactly, we're kinda rare. Most people look like you and the other guys here. Y'know, two legged humes. I'm from Empria, but there's a whole butt-ton of other places. Not that I know of any of their names besides Elrich.

Dr. Shaw: I noticed you have some hostility towards Elrich. What's the reason for that?

SCP-5028: It's because they're taking our land. Hell, they already took our land! Can't trust anyone from Elrich!

Dr. Shaw: Seems like diplomacy between your two countries are tense to say the least. What about your magic? We know you're capable of making explosions, but what else?

SCP-5028: Promise not to laugh.

Dr. Shaw: I assure you, I will not.

SCP-5028: I never bothered to learn any other kind of magic.

Dr. Shaw: …..Why did you only ever learn explosion magic?

SCP-5028: Because explosions are the [EXPLETIVE] best! C'mon, there's gotta be somebody here who gets it! Speaking of, when are you going to give me my staff back?! I can't cast without it!

Dr. Shaw: It may be returned if we deem that you aren't a security threat. Until then, it'll be in our possession. We don't want you blowing up the facility, after all.

SCP-5028: Yea, guess that makes sense. Sorry about earlier, by the way. One minute I think I'm about to get executed and the next I'm surrounded by humes eating, so I got kind of spooked. Anybody dead?

Dr. Shaw: Fortunately not. I'll pass on your apologies to the other staff.

SCP-5028: Yea, thanks. What else did ya want to ask?

Dr. Shaw: Think that should be good for now. I'll speak with the higher-ups about returning your belongings to you.

SCP-5028: Alright. Can I get some berries or fish too while you're at it? The food here tastes like garbage, and not the good kind.

Closing Statement: A proposal has been put forth by Dr. Shaw to re-equip SCP-5028 with its belongings and test its abilities in a controlled environment. The proposal has been accepted and a testing session has been scheduled for 01/04/20. SCP-5028's request for food more aligned with its diet has also been accepted.