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There is a game that you can play on your own thinking box. It is called Team Fight Houses 2. There are two teams in the game, red and blue. One team has to stop the other team from doing something, but the other team wants to do it, so they fight. Sometimes the thing the teams are doing is moving a car on a track that will make the other team's house go into large fires. Other times, they are trying to take boxes filled with papers that should not be seen from each other. And in other times, they will try to take over each other's land. People find it fun to try to beat the other team. There are 9 different people you can play as. First is a small man who runs and fires very fast, can jump two times, and can hit the other team with a stick that usually hits balls. The bad thing is he is not strong sometimes and can die easy. People who play as him try to use his fast powers to not get hurt, while killing the other team fast too. Second is a strong man who looks like he is a fighting man from the States. (He is not a real fighting man, but do not tell him that. It will make him mad.) He has a big gun that fires large things that break people into blood and body parts when it hits them. He also has a stick that is made to move parts of the ground, but it is used to hurt the other team instead. When he fires his big gun at the ground, he flies into the air, but he will get hurt by doing this. Many people have used this to help them play the game, while others do it for fun. Next is a thing that uses a gun to throw fire. We are calling it a thing because we do not know what it is, as it hides its face in clothes that do not catch fire. It can also use its fire gun to push things like people and hurting things away with air. People who are new to the game just walk and use fire, but people who are good at the game will use both fire and air pushing to kill better. I will stop here because it is very early and I need to rest, but I might add more if you like this enough. HINTS Top Latest Library RANDOM

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