I get sent so much tips for losing weight and plastic surgery spam on Facebook that I feel like I should be running my own ads for unobtainable female beauty. “One simple tip if you can’t afford collegen: just gain weight! All that beautiful fat will puff up your cheekbones and smooth out your skin!” How long would it take people to notice?

(beedogkimono)

(mod note: You’re not fucking kidding! -FA)

