Yes, folks, we are taking orders for this new calendar right now. We expect 2018 to be a big year for Hill and Bill. Sorry folks, but the University will not be issuing a Bill Clinton calendar (ask Harvey Weinstein why).

Mandatory display of AU logo:

Let me explain the picture selections. Out of many dozens, our panel of judges, including Alphonse, Elwyn, Evelyn, Alice, and myself faced a very difficult task to choose the most appropriate pictures. Some of you may feel that the pictures are unflattering. Consider this, can one take an unflattering photo of an alligator? No. Alligators do not take to flattery lightly but they will eat flatterers. Thus, please consider the subject matter of our calendar before commenting on physical appearance. This calendar appeals to our basic instincts (especially if one is an alligator).

2018

January

February

March

Sorry if this picture bears striking similarity to February but we gotta use material suitable for the subject

April

In honor of St. Valentines day (a few months late)

May

June

2018 will be the 74th anniversary of D-Day landings in Normandy.

July

August

September

October

November

December

The month of Christmas, when Santa gives boys and girls the presents their behavior warranted in the preceding year.

We, at AUP, expect wide demand for this calendar. We welcome your suggestions for more commemorative calendars. Please let us know if we can be of service.