Holy shit I'm excite. I've never had coke with real sugar before, and everything else looks so crazy and new and delicious.

Edit #1: Holy shit Emperadors (The things in the long green package) are delicious.

Edit #2: So are the chips in the purple bag.

Edit #3: Oh my god, these churritos, oh my god.

Edit #4: I'm moving to Mexico. They'll find a cure for diabetes soon enough.