A reader sent this in. This is priceless:

Someone I know pranked the City of Portland, Oregon the other day. His wife owns a shop right in the middle of all that urban craziness. Near her store is a parking space that is designated for motorcycles only. Nobody ever parks a motorcycle there (probably because they don’t want it stolen or vandalized.) He wanted to park near his wife’s store, but all the other spaces are always full. So, he puts a sign on his car that states, “I identify as a motorcycle,” and parked in the motorcycle space. He watched as the parking ticket person called their boss for guidance. The boss had to contact the City Attorney for guidance.

. . . . No Ticket! LOL!

We’ll let the reader self-identify in the comments if they so desire.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.