"Vice President Mike Pence routinely used a private email account to conduct public business as governor of Indiana...Emails released to IndyStar in response to a public records request show Pence communicated via his personal AOL account." — IndyStar, March 2, 20171July 2, 2016

From: GovMikePence342@AOL.com

To: Gary_Honeycutt@state.indiana.gov

Subject: Happy Anniversary!!

Hi Gary...hope you and Cath have a swell day today...there is an animated "e-card" waiting for you at http://www.geocities.com/hollywoodland/notinkansas/ecards/anniversary.html. hope it works! if not, i will also print it out and send it to you.

anyway, hope you have a great day, and that you "stay cool" in this heat!

Stay cool,

Governor Mike Pence

July 5, 2016

From: GovMikePence342@AOL.com

To: Gary_Honeycutt@state.indiana.gov

Subject: HRC emails

Gar — Just saw Comey won't rec. charges against HRC re: emails...huge mistake, obviously, but also a reminder that we need to dbl efforts re: cybersecurity. *imperative* that we keep our accounts safe!

to that end, could you print out the following passwords for me and then distribute to team so we can brainstorm how to "beef" [smiling cow icon] them up?

AOL: Aolpasswrd

Twitter: M1kePence

Facebook: ImGovinIt

Ancestry.com: MikePen¢e

Thanks,

Governor Mike Pence

July 8th, 2016

From: GovMikePence342@AOL.com

To: Gary_Honeycutt@state.indiana.gov

Re: Trump meeting

G — meeting with T team went well; looks like announcement is next week. T will put news on twitter, but h. hicks wants me to "alley-oop" his tweet with a re:tweet. do you know what a re:tweet is, and can i do it on my nook? if you have any articles on this, please send, and i will print them out tonight.

Best,

Governor Mike Pence

July 9th, 2016

From: GovMikePence342@AOL.com

To: Gary_Honeycutt@state.indiana.gov

Re: low toner?

Gary,

Low Toner?

Yours,

Governor Mike Pence

July 13th, 2016

From: GovMikePence342@AOL.com

To: Gary_Honeycutt@state.indiana.gov

Re: do i need this?

G ... i need to email Larry Bird about coming to the Indiana bicentennial, but i am using AOL, and he is using a different one (TheRealBirdman@hotmail.com). do i have to buy a hotmail to use this, or can i send it on my AOL??

also, he is in a movie called "a space jam" and i am trying to learn more about it before we talk:

https://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

could you print out the "planet b-ball" map for me? also, can we see who is behind this page and talk to them re: designing centennial site?

I Believe We Can Fly,

Governor Mike Pence

July 20th, 2016

From: GovMikePence342@AOL.com

To: Gary_Honeycutt@state.indiana.gov

Re: Big night

Gar — last draft of convention speech is finished, but now i need to attach it to email.

Also, mr trump asked me to print out a copy for him, too.

Bests,

Governor Mike Pence

1UPDATE 6:40pm ET 3/3/2017: This is a work of satire. Apologies for not labeling it more clearly as such.