If there’s one thing Glee has (probably unintentionally) gotten right about high school, it’s the whirlwind romances, unrequited crushes, and homecoming hook-ups that leave dizzy onlookers in desperate need of some Dramamine. Last week's McKinley High School Sadie Hawkins Dance was the last straw for me, gang. I saw the need for a handy dandy reference guide and then I filled it. You’re welcome.

This is by no means meant to be a comprehensive encyclopedia of every musical misfit who's ever made googly eyes at the captain of the football team—I had to eat, sleep, and shower at some point, you know? But you know how those Glee kids are, all raging hormones and negligible self-control. Someone had to try and make sense of it all!



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The Glee Wiki was heavily relied upon during the making of this graphic, as some of those crushes literally lasted for a single episode.