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The rejection line team takes care of the rest, providing premium rejection services -- completely free of charge!! It's that simple. We do the rejecting. You spend time doing things you enjoy, like walking in the park, going to cultural events, and dating attractive people. Rejection Line Tips: Streamline your personal business, and familial relationships

Use at bars, clubs, and art exhibitions

Page to cell phones and beepers

Write on bathroom walls

Store in your cell phone as your "private line"

Leave as a mysterious and sexy voicemail

Give to creditors, telemarketers, and religious zealots

The Rejection Line is hiring! We are seeking creative, ambitious, motivated individuals to join our team. Please send a one page text resume and a short personal statement to jobs@rejectionline.com. Featured in Observations Vol. XXVI