CNN Reports

Internet personality Felix Kjellberg, known online as "PewDiePie" has been found to be dead. An investigation was launched, where it was discovered that Kjellberg had been dead for over half a decade. Several men linked to the murder have been arrested. The men admitted to obtaining Kjellberg's identity and cutting off his face and "wearing it like a mask". Marzia Kjellberg, the wife of Felix Kjellberg, claims she was unaware about her husband's murder until the men were arrested. "I thought it was him the whole time." Mrs. Kjellberg stated. Further investigation revealed that members of the Indian music label T-Series had discovered Kjellberg's corpse at the stoop of their headquarters, which they had dumped in the river. "We thought it was a prank, a fake body. Kids are always sending us strange stuff about this 'PewDiePie' person, so that's what we assumed." a spokesperson for T-Series stated. Analysis of Kjellberg's corpse revealed that before his death, his face was entirely made of fecal matter. Further analysis of the body showed "unlawful amounts" of dried semen in his colon. Testing of the semen revealed that the homeless in the area had been regularly having sex with his corpse for over seven years. Fans around the globe are sending their condolences to Kjellberg's family, and the country of Sweden have declared to lower all their flags in the wake of Kjellberg's death