MASTAFLIPS

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BYOND Username: MASTAFLIPS #1 Who banned you?: darkchis

Byond Key: AdolfHonk (changed to ckey "stoovan")

Date of Ban: I have no idea. But I think it was from 2016/15

Specified Reason for Ban: played as "Honkus The Faggot Cluwne", and then called someone a "nigger" before logging off

Ban Length: Permaban

What led to the ban? After logging off when an admin questioned my behavior

Why am I appealing? / Why should I be unbanned: I promised to not cause the same mistake as I done to get banned in the first place as it goes against goon's terms of service and rules (examples being rule 4: for the use of slurs such as "nigger")

Evasion Attempts: I do not use my accounts for ban evading. I left my 2 accounts to avoid "harassment" from several people.



I have been making several appeals witch ended with arguments between me and the staff (examples being wonkmin and darkchis) and not giving a good reason for why I should be unbanned in the first place. The reason why I done it in the first place was to get attention or for humorous reasons (since before my ban people were talking about how goon was "rumored" to ban people who use any form of slur from the simplist such as "fuck") But due to that lead me to being permabanned from the server. And I been making several appeals witch ended up making the issue worse. The most important statement I would like to make is that I would like to address an apology to Wonkmin and Darkchis for my aggresive and stupid behavior. And I promise to read through and follow the guidelines on the server. Darkchis and Wonkmin did have all right to deny those other appeals since my behavior was ignorant, stupid and in most case negative and puts goon in general in a bad reputation. What I done was wrong and I deserved my ban. And I take back whatever negative statements I made about goonstation entirely for the past year or years. It has gotten to the point where most apology statements I make will be deamed fake or unforgivable, but I mean it this time since I know what I am doing is wrong now (and I wish I noticed it sooner) I would like to ask that if this appeal is approved I would like all the other appeals I made to be removed. I only ask because its getting me alot of bad reputaton outside of goonstation and I would like it to stop once and for all.B

This appeal was suppose to be made next month but I decided to make it now since I wanted to get it off my chest. Sorry. Find popecrunch

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Okay.



I am not wonk. It is important to me that you understand that I am not wonk, and wonk is not me, and wonk and i are two completely different people. We don't even share a continent.



I have been trying the last few years to be nicer to people because my gruff bitching doesn't exactly make friends, and it was pointed out that it may have been driving people out of the community. But you know what? I have enough friends, and we don't really want you in the community anyway. So.



You dumb son of a bitch. Holy jesus christ you are so irredeemably stupid that you are a one-person proof that time travel will never be a reality, because any reasonable person with access to a time machine would have gone back in time to about ten minutes before your conception and issued your parents a fun-size bottle of lube and a leaflet about the joys of anal. You have been told, time and time again, that what you need to put in an appeal is not 'boo hoo the mean ol admin was mean to me' or 'i want to get the ban lifted because i want to not be banned', but something along the lines of 'Hey, I understand what I did wrong now. I did this thing, which is against this rule, and I now understand the rule exists for this reason' or 'Yeah I goofed, here is an explanation of the train of thought that led to me goofing, and a brief promise that I now understand why what I did was bad and I don't want to be a butthead anymore' or something like that. Instead, over and over, you have typed words on a computer screen that boil down to 'wonk wuz mean ' or 'but i wanna play'.



It is important at this juncture to refer you briefly to an article about the environmental impact of internet activity. Before you shit yourself, don't worry, there are pictures. You might want to ask your parent or government-appointed caretaker to make sure the droolproofing on your monitor has been checked recently, though.



Every time you post an asinine appeal on our forums, you are not only demonstrating the dire state of the education system in whatever nation is cursed enough to claim you as a citizen, you are killing the fucking planet. Every byte of data that comes from your venereal error of a brain, through your calloused fingers that will never touch another living person with their consent, through your Mickey's Special Computer For Kids brand keyboard, through your ISP which must surely be looking at your monthly payments and wondering if they could ever make up for your browsing history, so on and so forth until it hits the server that hosts this forum - every byte of that data and every transmission of that data is contributing directly to the destruction of our planet.



My government throws people into black-site prisons for winning the wrong ebay auctions, the fact that you are allowed to continue with this degeneracy is proof that all government is a failure and nothing can ever protect us.



Your complaints that your failed appeals are costing you social cred are simply laughable, I assure you, they aren't laughing at you because you got banned from a 2d spaceman fart game. That's simply the easiest thing to laugh at you about so they don't have to explain complicated concepts like 'put your pants on with the zipper facing front' and 'no, you can't marry an anime'. I assure you, you have far, far more going on in your horrible mockery of life to ridicule; your SS13 rapsheet doesn't even chart.



Now I want to talk to you a little bit about the passage of time.



You know those pills the doctor makes you take so you won't 'get confused' and have 'misunderstandings' with other people's pets? Every time you take one of those, that's a new day. NEW. DAY. There is a thing called a 'month' that is thirty of those days. Whoopsie! Some months have 31 and silly old February has only 28, except once in a while it has 29, but HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN SOMEONE GET THE HALDOL we're not going to worry about that. Let's just think of a thing called a 'month' as having thirty of those 'day' things.



You've been told a couple times not to post appeals for a month, just like you were yesterday, but I guess you got excited because here we are.



Here is another visual aid. This is a thing called a 'calendar', your mother probably has one hanging up in the kitchen. For fun, try and find your birthday! Hint: It's the day Mommy drinks all the grown-up grape juice and sticks her head in the oven, cursing her landlord's decision to use electric appliances.



http://www.calendars.com/img/p/orig/201800005092_1.jpg



Now that I've dropped all that on you, I am going to do you a favor. As of the time of this writing, today is Wednesday, November 29, 2017. I'm not going to make your defective mind strain under the worry of 'what if i get confused around the holidays' so we'll call it close enough to the end of november - you may post another appeal on the first day of 2018. New calendar, new month, new year, new appeal.



If you post an appeal before then, I will personally ban your forum account, blacklist your email address, and begin lobbying the government for some sort of wilderness outreach program where you get dropped off in the ass end of nowhere and forced to make your own way back.



The only thing I want to see you post in this thread, or in any other thread on this forum, is an acknowledgement that you have read and understand this message to the best of the ability of your syphilis-scarred brain to do, and I'll even write it for you.



"I have read and understand pope's message and will not post again on this forum until 2018."



That's it. That's all you have to do. Highlight the above, copy it, paste it into a reply in this thread, hit 'post reply', and walk the fuck away from this forum until 2018. If I see you here again before then, I will be very, very upset at you. Okay.Okay.I am not wonk. It is important to me that you understand that I am not wonk, and wonk is not me, and wonk and i are two completely different people. We don't even share a continent.I have been trying the last few years to be nicer to people because my gruff bitching doesn't exactly make friends, and it was pointed out that it may have been driving people out of the community. But you know what? I have enough friends, and we don't really want you in the community anyway. So.You dumb son of a bitch. Holy jesus christ you are so irredeemably stupid that you are a one-person proof that time travel will never be a reality, because any reasonable person with access to a time machine would have gone back in time to about ten minutes before your conception and issued your parents a fun-size bottle of lube and a leaflet about the joys of anal. You have been told, time and time again, that what you need to put in an appeal is not 'boo hoo the mean ol admin was mean to me' or 'i want to get the ban lifted because i want to not be banned', but something along the lines of 'Hey, I understand what I did wrong now. I did this thing, which is against this rule, and I now understand the rule exists for this reason' or 'Yeah I goofed, here is an explanation of the train of thought that led to me goofing, and a brief promise that I now understand why what I did was bad and I don't want to be a butthead anymore' or something like that. Instead, over and over, you have typed words on a computer screen that boil down to 'wonk wuz mean' or 'but i wanna play'.It is important at this juncture to refer you briefly to an article about the environmental impact of internet activity. Before you shit yourself, don't worry, there are pictures. You might want to ask your parent or government-appointed caretaker to make sure the droolproofing on your monitor has been checked recently, though. https://climatecare.org/infographic-the-...-internet/ Every time you post an asinine appeal on our forums, you are not only demonstrating the dire state of the education system in whatever nation is cursed enough to claim you as a citizen, you are killing the fucking planet. Every byte of data that comes from your venereal error of a brain, through your calloused fingers that will never touch another living person with their consent, through your Mickey's Special Computer For Kids brand keyboard, through your ISP which must surely be looking at your monthly payments and wondering if they could ever make up for your browsing history, so on and so forth until it hits the server that hosts this forum - every byte of that data and every transmission of that data is contributing directly to the destruction of our planet.My government throws people into black-site prisons for winning the wrong ebay auctions, the fact that you are allowed to continue with this degeneracy is proof that all government is a failure and nothing can ever protect us.Your complaints that your failed appeals are costing you social cred are simply laughable, I assure you, they aren't laughing at you because you got banned from a 2d spaceman fart game. That's simply the easiest thing to laugh at you about so they don't have to explain complicated concepts like 'put your pants on with the zipper facing front' and 'no, you can't marry an anime'. I assure you, you have far, far more going on in your horrible mockery of life to ridicule; your SS13 rapsheet doesn't even chart.Now I want to talk to you a little bit about the passage of time.You know those pills the doctor makes you take so you won't 'get confused' and have 'misunderstandings' with other people's pets? Every time you take one of those, that's a new day. NEW. DAY. There is a thing called a 'month' that is thirty of those days. Whoopsie! Some months have 31 and silly old February has only 28, except once in a while it has 29, but HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN SOMEONE GET THE HALDOL we're not going to worry about that. Let's just think of a thing called a 'month' as having thirty of those 'day' things.You've been told a couple times not to post appeals for a month, just like you were yesterday, but I guess you got excited because here we are.Here is another visual aid. This is a thing called a 'calendar', your mother probably has one hanging up in the kitchen. For fun, try and find your birthday! Hint: It's the day Mommy drinks all the grown-up grape juice and sticks her head in the oven, cursing her landlord's decision to use electric appliances.Now that I've dropped all that on you, I am going to do you a favor. As of the time of this writing, today is Wednesday, November 29, 2017. I'm not going to make your defective mind strain under the worry of 'what if i get confused around the holidays' so we'll call it close enough to the end of november - you may post another appeal on the first day of 2018. New calendar, new month, new year, new appeal.If you post an appeal before then, I will personally ban your forum account, blacklist your email address, and begin lobbying the government for some sort of wilderness outreach program where you get dropped off in the ass end of nowhere and forced to make your own way back.The only thing I want to see you post in this thread, or in any other thread on this forum, is an acknowledgement that you have read and understand this message to the best of the ability of your syphilis-scarred brain to do, and I'll even write it for you."I have read and understand pope's message and will not post again on this forum until 2018."That's it. That's all you have to do. Highlight the above, copy it, paste it into a reply in this thread, hit 'post reply', and walk the fuck away from this forum until 2018. If I see you here again before then, I will be very, very upset at you. Website Find MASTAFLIPS

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BYOND Username: MASTAFLIPS #3 (11-29-2017, 10:10 AM) popecrunch Wrote: Okay.



Okay.



I am not wonk. It is important to me that you understand that I am not wonk, and wonk is not me, and wonk and i are two completely different people. We don't even share a continent.



I have been trying the last few years to be nicer to people because my gruff bitching doesn't exactly make friends, and it was pointed out that it may have been driving people out of the community. But you know what? I have enough friends, and we don't really want you in the community anyway. So.



You dumb son of a bitch. Holy jesus christ you are so irredeemably stupid that you are a one-person proof that time travel will never be a reality, because any reasonable person with access to a time machine would have gone back in time to about ten minutes before your conception and issued your parents a fun-size bottle of lube and a leaflet about the joys of anal. You have been told, time and time again, that what you need to put in an appeal is not 'boo hoo the mean ol admin was mean to me' or 'i want to get the ban lifted because i want to not be banned', but something along the lines of 'Hey, I understand what I did wrong now. I did this thing, which is against this rule, and I now understand the rule exists for this reason' or 'Yeah I goofed, here is an explanation of the train of thought that led to me goofing, and a brief promise that I now understand why what I did was bad and I don't want to be a butthead anymore' or something like that. Instead, over and over, you have typed words on a computer screen that boil down to 'wonk wuz mean ' or 'but i wanna play'.



It is important at this juncture to refer you briefly to an article about the environmental impact of internet activity. Before you shit yourself, don't worry, there are pictures. You might want to ask your parent or government-appointed caretaker to make sure the droolproofing on your monitor has been checked recently, though. https://climatecare.org/infographic-the-...-internet/



Every time you post an asinine appeal on our forums, you are not only demonstrating the dire state of the education system in whatever nation is cursed enough to claim you as a citizen, you are killing the fucking planet. Every byte of data that comes from your venereal error of a brain, through your calloused fingers that will never touch another living person with their consent, through your Mickey's Special Computer For Kids brand keyboard, through your ISP which must surely be looking at your monthly payments and wondering if they could ever make up for your browsing history, so on and so forth until it hits the server that hosts this forum - every byte of that data and every transmission of that data is contributing directly to the destruction of our planet.



My government throws people into black-site prisons for winning the wrong ebay auctions, the fact that you are allowed to continue with this degeneracy is proof that all government is a failure and nothing can ever protect us.



Your complaints that your failed appeals are costing you social cred are simply laughable, I assure you, they aren't laughing at you because you got banned from a 2d spaceman fart game. That's simply the easiest thing to laugh at you about so they don't have to explain complicated concepts like 'put your pants on with the zipper facing front' and 'no, you can't marry an anime'. I assure you, you have far, far more going on in your horrible mockery of life to ridicule; your SS13 rapsheet doesn't even chart.



Now I want to talk to you a little bit about the passage of time.



You know those pills the doctor makes you take so you won't 'get confused' and have 'misunderstandings' with other people's pets? Every time you take one of those, that's a new day. NEW. DAY. There is a thing called a 'month' that is thirty of those days. Whoopsie! Some months have 31 and silly old February has only 28, except once in a while it has 29, but HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN SOMEONE GET THE HALDOL we're not going to worry about that. Let's just think of a thing called a 'month' as having thirty of those 'day' things.



You've been told a couple times not to post appeals for a month, just like you were yesterday, but I guess you got excited because here we are.



Here is another visual aid. This is a thing called a 'calendar', your mother probably has one hanging up in the kitchen. For fun, try and find your birthday! Hint: It's the day Mommy drinks all the grown-up grape juice and sticks her head in the oven, cursing her landlord's decision to use electric appliances.



http://www.calendars.com/img/p/orig/201800005092_1.jpg



Now that I've dropped all that on you, I am going to do you a favor. As of the time of this writing, today is Wednesday, November 29, 2017. I'm not going to make your defective mind strain under the worry of 'what if i get confused around the holidays' so we'll call it close enough to the end of november - you may post another appeal on the first day of 2018. New calendar, new month, new year, new appeal.



If you post an appeal before then, I will personally ban your forum account, blacklist your email address, and begin lobbying the government for some sort of wilderness outreach program where you get dropped off in the ass end of nowhere and forced to make your own way back.



The only thing I want to see you post in this thread, or in any other thread on this forum, is an acknowledgement that you have read and understand this message to the best of the ability of your syphilis-scarred brain to do, and I'll even write it for you.



"I have read and understand pope's message and will not post again on this forum until 2018."



That's it. That's all you have to do. Highlight the above, copy it, paste it into a reply in this thread, hit 'post reply', and walk the fuck away from this forum until 2018. If I see you here again before then, I will be very, very upset at you.

I know I done shit and an apology is not good enough for you?. If forcing me out of this server is your only way to respect players who want to do as you say, than so be it. I won't be back in 2018 and tell your god damn discord to leave me alone. I know I done shit and an apology is not good enough for you?. If forcing me out of this server is your only way to respect players who want to do as you say, than so be it. I won't be back in 2018 and tell your god damn discord to leave me alone. Find