Male privilege is the phrase “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” and everything it implies, such as no woman has any reason to be mad at a man unless they were rejected because that’s the only bad thing men do because they are so perfect and their only fault is that they just can’t love all the women who want them, and these rejected women are soo unreasonable and instead of being sad for a moment and moving on like a man would, they act crazier and angrier than hell. But don’t worry, even though they are so acting like murderous lunatics, they still aren’t dangerous because they’re just itty bitty women (and if they aren’t itty bitty then they deserved to be rejected). But don’t worry, these woman aren’t only mad at men, they are mad at the fact that they have the worse of the sexes.

Ok that was a bit rant-ish, but I’m not done.

Male privilege is the fact that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” is used so often, and that a lot of the time it is used the person doesn’t even finish the sentence, they just say “hell hath no fury…” because obviously they are talking about a woman so it’s just a waste of breath.

Male privilege is the fact that there is no male equivalent except for men in the FriendZone, but everyone sympathizes with them because they were just being “friendly” even though they are literally men who are angry and the ONLY reason they are angry is because they were rejected.