Biography

Kyle was born and raised in the hills of Pennsylvania. He left the small town and chased his rock n roll dreams to New York City, where he unintentionally rose the ranks at the Fox News Channel. Today, he has a wife he doesn't deserve, a career he doesn't want, and a mortgage he can't afford. Even worse, he still thinks he's one gig away from rockstardom.



And a joke...

I can always tell when I'm putting on weight. The first place I see it is in my wife's eyes.



