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Pediatricians take on adults with COVID-19! Pediatricians take on adults with COVID-19!

Pediatricians take on adults with COVID-19!

00:00 - 00:03 We have received a number of complaints

00:04 - 00:05 about our care for adults

00:05 - 00:07 with COVID-19.

00:08 - 00:12 We all knew it would be a challenge

00:12 - 00:15 for pediatricians to care for sick adults.

00:17 - 00:19 Our care has been exemplary

00:19 - 00:21 The adult patients are happy to see us

00:24 - 00:26 Dr Fuhrer,

00:27 - 00:28 ...you discharged...

00:31 - 00:33 ...an 84 year old STEMI patient

00:34 - 00:36 with a diagnosis of costochondritis...

00:53 - 00:58 Nutrition, Lactation, and Child Life, please leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 He had reproducible chest pain!

01:15 - 01:17 And it improved with Motrin!

01:18 - 01:23 Who here has ever seen an MI?

01:25 - 01:28 Not one of us!

01:29 - 01:31 And his left arm was hurting him

01:31 - 01:34 Clearly it was musculoskeletal!

01:34 - 01:37 We are doing a fine job

01:37 - 01:40 Adults are just large children

01:40 - 01:42 You ordered phototherapy for a cirrhotic alcoholic

01:42 - 01:46 He appeared jaundiced! That's what you do!

01:46 - 01:48 Dr Fuhrer, they can all stack blocks to the ceiling

01:48 - 01:52 Then buy more blocks!

01:53 - 01:54 And more advanced coloring books!

01:56 - 01:57 I tried reading

01:57 - 02:00 those adult guidelines: AHA/ACC/AACVPR

02:00 - 02:03 /AAPA/ABC/ACPM/ADA/AGS/APhA/ASPC/NLA/PCNA

02:04 - 02:08 Are you kidding me?

02:08 - 02:13 I couldn't get past the title. And there are so many arrows! Give me three, maximum

02:14 - 02:16 Like the Rochester Criteria!

02:17 - 02:21 And they complain about the testicular examination...

02:27 - 02:29 ...it's part of any...

02:30 - 02:34 ...comprehensive physical exam.

02:34 - 02:36 You must determine the Tanner stage.

02:41 - 02:42 How insulting.

02:43 - 02:47 This is how I have practiced medicine for 15 years.

02:48 - 02:53 And they are saying it is wrong?

02:54 - 02:56 What could be wrong

02:56 - 02:59 about checking Ortolani and Barlow on patients with hip complaints?

03:00 - 03:02 Or waiting on Lyme titers for patients with facial droop?

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK, he has Dora stickers

03:14 - 03:16 Get me my Step 1 prep books

03:19 - 03:23 It's time to start over again

03:25 - 03:26 We've learned this stuff before

03:31 - 03:33 We can learn it again

03:40 - 03:46 But no matter how old they are, I'm still booping their noses

03:46 - 03:49 and pinching their cheeks.