



You catch that wardrobe malfunction? Space Girl tells Ashley to rip off the necklace. He does and she returns to her senses. Easy huh? Well not so much for the other poor girls as the pair return to the underground hideout and remedy Louise's classmates with shotgun blasts to the abdomen. After their carnage it comes to Ashley's realization that the women are being controlled by the shards. Louise wonders who they killed to which Ashley coldly replies, "They were already dead". Try telling that to a judge Ash.

The lovers come to rescue Space Girl but not before Louise is knocked unconscious when they fall into the alien stronghold in the depths of the sewer. Space Girl tells Ashley the purpose of the women is to carry his eggs. That's carry — not impregnate — something the movie makes sure to stress to the viewer so that we are aware that there was no intergalactic coitus between the alien and the women! The alien needs the women to act as incubators so his species can survive. Along the way Ashley makes a wild assumption that even though normal ammo won't work, somehow shotgun shells stuffed with fragments of the meteor shard will do the job. Where he got this from, I don't have the faintest clue. At one point Louise tells Detective Moore to avoid eye contact with the alien so as not to be hypnotized. Okay, this movie is clearly making shit up as it goes. Anyway, the alien is dispatched by getting dropped into water that's on fire (don't ask, just keep moving) and Ashley, Louise, Detective Moore and Space Girl escape. Their celebration is short-lived as multiple alien meteors make their way into Earth's atmosphere. Who knows. Maybe they're enrolling in the Humanities courses at the college.

First, let me start with the positives. The alien looked pretty badass:









and so did Samantha Janus' constantly erect nipples:









Jack, who also is having sex with Louise's roommate Myra (The fuck is going on at this college?) gets knocked off by the alien. Myra, looking for Jack whom she loaned $300, ends up getting kidnapped by said alien while Roper, who witnesses the whole thing, gets hit in the head by a forcefully closed door, knocking her out. That same night Ashley spies Space Girl and chases her down and tackles her when she is pulled into the ground by the alien, slicing his side with claw marks. Detective Moore is called to investigate the missing individuals and makes Ashley his prime suspect. He refuses to believe that a monster is responsible for this because Roper, for some fucking reason, refuses to confirm Ashley's story. I guess large, bloody claw marks is not considered evidence. What I would like to know is with a dead janitor and an injured principle and art teacher who is working at the fucking college?Detective Moore decides to send his "forensic team" to investigate what is going on underground. There is nothing scientific whatsoever applied by this group of bungling assholes and petty douchebags who are armed to the teeth but lack the the collective intelligence to run a fucking Taco Bell. The alien has the last member cornered when he decides to ignite a fuel line in hopes of killing them both. It fails.Back at the dorms the women that wore the makeshift jewelry of the meteor shards have suddenly become mindless savages under the control of the alien. They start making their way to his underground fuck palace. This includes Louise, who Ashley confronts after his interrogation by Detective Moore. Louise seems to have the upper hand until Space Girl comes to his aid: