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Pig: Where were you last week, Steph? Pastis: I visited Montreal. Biked throughout the plateau. Walked the streets of old Montreal. Climbed mount Royal. Pig; Sounds like too much exercise. Did you do anything else? Stephan Pastis: I ate poutine, which is a big bowl of french fries smother in cheese curds and gravy and sometimes piled high with smoked meat. Pig: I am moving to montreal!! Rat: You had him at cheese curds. Pig: Grant me asylum, you lovely poutine people!!