Being a twin can either lead to wacky hijinks or completely suck. The 1988 movie “Twins”, for example, is about a pair of unlikely twins accidentally created by scientists. Arnold Schwarzenegger is smart and muscle-y and Danny DeVito is a grossout lowlife. Being the “DeVito Twin” would suck. But for a lot of celebrity siblings, that’s pretty much what they are. Here are the bottom 7 twins of celebrities.

1. Paul Diesel

That’s probably not his real name. But Vin Diesel’s brother looks like if Paul Giamatti played a gay ’70’s porn star. In other words, he looks like if Paul Giamatti played Vin Diesel.

2. Ozzie Canseco

How many times has Ozzie regretted turning down steroids? Well, Jose hit 462 home runs in his career. Ozzie hit zero. So the correct answer is 462 times.

3. Michael Kutcher

Ooff. Ashton Kutcher’s twin brother was punk’d by life.

4. Patricia Bundchen

You know what would suck? Being a fairly-attractive Brazilian broad, but having your fucking twin sister be Gisele Bundchen, the quarterback-banging supermodel. It would probably suck to be a non-twin sister of a supermodel. Now imagine that, with a slight chromosomal twist, you’d be the one who doesn’t get out of bed for less than $10,000. Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

5. Hunter Johansson

Lots of women would probably like to look like Scarlett Johansson. I’m sure Hunter wouldn’t mind if he’d ended up looking exactly like her, with her exact career. Instead he just got those glasses

6. Leslie Hamilton

Do you think that Linda Hamilton’s identical sister cries every time she drives past the estate of James Cameron? And, if so, do you think Linda can feel it?

7. Daniel Heder

One is Napoleon Dynamite. The other is his less-successful Mormon brother. And nobody ever says, “Hey aren’t you the less-successful Mormon brother of Napoleon Dynamite?”