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Adam Back of Blockstream reacts to the Bitcoin Cash flippening. Blockstream is forced to liquidate all of it's assets.

Adam Back reacts to the Bitcoin Cash flippening

00:00 - 00:03 Eglin Air Force Base has deployed 100 new shills in /r/btc

00:04 - 00:05 They typically make shitposts

00:05 - 00:07 In these highly up voted threads

00:08 - 00:12 They target posts mentioning Jihan Wu, or Roger Ver

00:12 - 00:15 And also Craig Wright, AKA "fake Satoshi"

00:17 - 00:19 So we have successfully manipulated public opinion?

00:19 - 00:21 Make them think SegWit2x is an altcoin...

00:24 - 00:26 My Führer

00:27 - 00:28 The miners...

00:31 - 00:33 The miners have all migrated to Bitcoin Cash

00:34 - 00:36 Everyone but Blockstream has abandoned the Core 1x chain

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone except Greg, Luke, and Matt, get out

01:13 - 01:15 What the fucking FUCK guys?!

01:15 - 01:17 What the fuck am I paying your dumb asses for?!

01:18 - 01:23 We censored /r/Bitcoin and banned anyone who promoted big blocks

01:25 - 01:28 We even paid off Bitfinex to call Bitcoin Cash "Bcash"

01:29 - 01:31 All the major Core developers work for Blockstream

01:31 - 01:34 Gregory Maxwell, Luke Dashjr, Matt Corallo, Pieter Wuille, Jorge Timón

01:34 - 01:37 We completely controlled Bitcoin's development!

01:37 - 01:40 And the entire fucking Bitcoin ecosystem just moves to a different chain?!

01:40 - 01:42 My Führer, our chain is crippled with 1 MB blocks, we're a laughing stock

01:42 - 01:46 We gave them SegWit, we told them it was a block size increase!

01:46 - 01:48 My Führer, they see right through our bullshit, it's no use

01:48 - 01:52 Bitcoin Cash was supposed to be a fucking shitcoin altcoin

01:53 - 01:54 And now it's the chain with the most proof of work?!

01:56 - 01:57 We told them that miners don't matter

01:57 - 02:00 We spun up thousands of Bitcoin Core nodes

02:00 - 02:03 And now Nakamoto consensus is fucking up our shit?!

02:04 - 02:08 We sold fucking hats, people put [NO2X] in their Twitter usernames!

02:08 - 02:13 And now we have 8 fucking megabyte blocks on Bitcoin Cash?!

02:14 - 02:16 Luke even said blocks should be 300 KB!

02:17 - 02:21 ASICboost, Antbleed, UASF, NO2X, none of it worked!

02:27 - 02:29 They can finally buy their fucking coffee

02:30 - 02:34 I was supposed to be the king. I made hashcash!

02:34 - 02:36 Bitcoin is hashcash extended with inflation control!

02:41 - 02:42 Why did I ignore Satoshi's email...

02:43 - 02:47 I bought my first Bitcoin at the top of the 2013 bubble!

02:48 - 02:53 And you so called security experts lost all your Bitcoins in MtGox!

02:54 - 02:56 Tone Vays said Bitcoin Cash would trade under a dollar!

02:56 - 02:59 Now it's trading at 0.33 BTC and pumping hard

03:00 - 03:02 We are witnessing the fucking flippening!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, I diversified our portfolio into Dogecoin

03:14 - 03:16 AXA is going to want their $76 million back

03:19 - 03:23 The Bilderberg group is going to be fucking pissed

03:25 - 03:26 We need to liquidate all our assets

03:31 - 03:33 Sell the rest of the hats

03:40 - 03:46 Tell Samson Mow not to come into work tomorrow, I'm deleting his Twitter

03:46 - 03:49 Tell theymos his last paycheck will come in the mail on Monday