After losing his two front teeth in a mouth-first collision with the ring post at WWE No Mercy, Cesaro has been transported to the emergency dental clinic of Dr. Isaac Yankem, DDS.

Yankem, the personal dentist of wrestling legend Jerry Lawler, is one of the most respected (and feared) dentists in the country, whose own monstrous mouth of crooked chompers belies his skills at dental reconstruction.

Although details are still sketchy, it is believed that Yankem will try to re-attach Cesaro’s shattered teeth, which sailed across the Staples Center before becoming lodged, strangely, in the nostrils of Mick Foley.

Cesaro is reportedly in severe pain en route to Yankem’s office, but insists that he is “sthtill the Thwissth Thuperman.”