Hey! We know what you’re really looking for these days is another article on a thread written by an insane person trying to make an even more insane argument about abortion … right?! No? Well, sorry not sorry because we have a real doozy here, folks.

sperm has DNA.

DNA is when life begins.

every sperm is a potential human being.

so, no more masturbating, gentlemen, unless you want to be convicted of a felony.

carrying a cellphone in your pocket damages your sperm, so no cellphones either.

skirts only for men, to protect sperm — Heather Anne Campbell (@heathercampbell) May 10, 2019

DNA is not when life begins.

Whoa boy.

We get what she’s trying to do here, argue against the idea of life beginning at conception but wow … this is so bad. Like not even funny bad.

men must sit down in special chairs with a hole in them, allowing the genitalia to dangle below, to protect the sperm-sacks.

no alcohol for men; it’s bad for your potential babies.

no sports, it endangers the sperm. — Heather Anne Campbell (@heathercampbell) May 10, 2019

Umm.

If you smoke pot, gentlemen, you will be convicted of patricide. Laptops? Not near your lap, or your babies will have damaged DNA.

No hot showers. Only room temperature water for your testicles.

No stress, so no movies or high-impact narratives. No video-games. Keep sperm safe. — Heather Anne Campbell (@heathercampbell) May 11, 2019

Talk about gaslighting on STEROIDS.

Wow.

And then she got all cute about the ration she’s been receiving.

whoa this really blew up check out this picture of a dog pic.twitter.com/lFXGNg2JLr — Heather Anne Campbell (@heathercampbell) May 11, 2019

They just don’t get it.

"DNA is when life begins." This hogwash has 35k retweets. We are a deeply stupid people. https://t.co/aSVvAzEyr4 — Mo Mo (@molratty) May 12, 2019

Some of us are, yes.

Her bio states she writes *Twilight Zone*. Yes, she certainly does. — Lady Steel ?? (@VCSteel1) May 12, 2019

Maybe this is the basis of a future episode she’s writing?

Ok, probably not.

?So, when I get bored & yank out a grey hair with the follicle attached, I have just destroyed "life"? This is WAY better than my crime spree of Mattress Tag Collecting. I'm a serial killer! — ? Spanish Influenza!™ (@El_Influenza) May 12, 2019

THE HUMANITY.

a lot of household dust is flakes of dead human skin and contains DNA…don't murder by dusting and vacumming — Caveman Tim (@GrogSpeaks) May 12, 2019

My skin dander also has DNA. — Drunkle Dog (@DumbDog7) May 12, 2019

Mischaracterizing life before birth and the pro-life viewpoint is fundamental for abortion advocates, including one former-SNL writer. ? — Waterman (@WmTWaterman) May 12, 2019

Pro-aborts debate arguments that don’t exist because they know they can’t win the actual argument. Easier to debate some point to the extreme that no one has even made than accept that abortion really is murder and they still want it on demand.

A writer for SNL and The Twilight Zone…I mean…that's sort of perfect really. — Charles DeGlopper (@bronzebarbarian) May 12, 2019

You’d think it would be funnier though, right?

I guess when we brush our hair we become mass murderers — Mike Knoeckel (@MKnoeckel) May 12, 2019

This is the definition of gaslighting. The left has pushed the debate with extreme legislation, asking for zero consequences, and now they are pretending they didn’t start this fire. — Yancy (@yancypart2) May 12, 2019

Bingo.

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