Suspect in 'skinny jeans' robs Austin bank because that sort of thing happens in Austin, Texas

In most cities, bank robbers stick up their local financial institutions in disguises like ski masks or large sunglasses.

But as anyone in Texas will tell you, Austin is not most cities.

So it's little surprise that Tuesday in Texas' reigning capital of keepin' it weird and all things hipsterdom, an alleged Austin bank robber was caught on camera wearing the most hipster of hipster fashion staples: the skinny jeans.

Even funnier, the Austin Police Department called the suspect out in its release of surveillance photos to the public (see video).

On Tuesday, May 3, 2016, a suspect in skinny jeans and a wig entered the Benchmark Bank at at 1901 N. Lamar Blvd. and allegedly robbed the bank. The suspect fled in a silver sedan. On Tuesday, May 3, 2016, a suspect in skinny jeans and a wig entered the Benchmark Bank at at 1901 N. Lamar Blvd. and allegedly robbed the bank. The suspect fled in a silver sedan. Photo: Austin Police Department Photo: Austin Police Department Image 1 of / 15 Caption Close Suspect in 'skinny jeans' robs Austin bank because that sort of thing happens in Austin, Texas 1 / 15 Back to Gallery

The suspect allegedly entered the Benchmark Bank at 1901 N. Lamar Blvd. Tuesday, May 3, in the aforementioned skinny jeans, black blazer, black boots, black shirt and wig, and allegedly stole an undisclosed amount of money.

The suspect then fled in a silver four-door sedan.

The suspect is described as a male, age 20-30, roughly 6 feet tall, with a thin build. He also had a bandage on his face at the time of the alleged robbery.

The heist was one of three bank robberies in three days in Austin, according to Austin Police.

A day prior, a suspect in a much more subdued black dress and stylish pair of sunglasses (see photos above) allegedly demanded money from a teller at a Wells Fargo, 1601 W. 35th St., before striding out with an undisclosed amount of cash in a pair of sensible low-heeled shoes.

Then on Wednesday, May 4, a suspect robbed another Benchmark Bank, located just a block from the Wells Fargo. The man (see photos above) walked in wearing a striped shirt, blue jeans and sneakers and demanded money from the teller before escaping, proving that in both fashion and federal crimes, sometimes simple is better.

No one was hurt in any of the incidents (which is why we feel OK making fun of the fashion choices involved).