Anonymous asked: Schneenis anon here. Do you think Neo has the same sort of deal as Weiss, where her height is compensatory for her monster dong? And that's why she and Yang have such a rivalry - the Yang Xiao Dong is outclassed by the Neo Poliwang in size and form... but not in power. Oh geez, the fic is literally writing itself.

RWBY AU where everyone has a dong except Ruby herself.