Not to be undone by being accused twice of sexual harassment, infamous Putin lover Steven Seagal has authored an “action” novel about an autobiographical character fighting the “deep state” with the help of an Immigrations and Customs Enforcement unit known as the “shadow wolves.”

As The A.V. Club reported Friday, Seagal’s novel, titled “The Way Of The Shadow Wolves: The Deep State And The Hijacking Of America” has a foreward written by none other than Sheriff Joe Arpaio, a former outlaw who was pardoned by their mutual fave, President Donald Trump. In that foreward, Arpaio said he identified with the novel “because in many ways I lived what is portrayed on its pages.”

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And what a story those pages portray. According to the book’s description on Amazon, Seagal detailed the exploits “of an Arizona Tribal police officer who stumbles onto one of the of the biggest cases in the history of the Southwest.”

Seagal’s character, the summary continues, “is a member of an elite group within the Native American communities known as The Shadow Wolves. What comes with his discovery is the uncovering of massive corruption in places where he once had placed his total trust.”

As The A.V. Club noted, a Twitter user who appears to have discovered the existence of Seagal’s novel took pains to highlight some of its hilarious Amazon reviews.

"Read this book as if it were a TOP SECRET briefing," not making this up "on the real enemy, which consists of rogue elements of the US Government … but are actually central to the intersection of treason, pedophilia, nuclear smuggling, and everything else that is evil." pic.twitter.com/g7VcCnQRtD — matthew t. warax 🦛💨 (@iAmTheWarax) December 21, 2017

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Ok if you’re like me youve been thinking “I hope the guy who wrote that review for Steven Seagal’s book has a website that he uses to pitch insane schemes to Russian President Vladimir Putin” and guess what pic.twitter.com/DLFOQXT66p — The Warax (@iAmTheWarax) December 21, 2017

UPDATE: Ppl who saw this thread are leaving reviews now pic.twitter.com/KhMUje5IgR — matthew t. warax 🦛💨 (@iAmTheWarax) December 21, 2017