Flying is hard enough. Flying with a sanctimonious, leftist fart dealer makes flying that much worse. A MAGA hat wearing individual received this note, bedazzled with hearts to make it extra irritating, telling him off for said MAGA hat. Specifically how the MAGA hat inspired fear due to its latent hatred.

Here's the full transcription:

Dear Sir in the Pretty Red Hat, My name is Merissa and I am sitting a few rows behind you. I am in Los Angeles because my family lives here. We are Jewish. We survived the Holocaust. My family members were murdered in gas chambers -- all of them except the 5 that lived. So here I am, on a plane with you. As my father says, we were born with anguish. I flew to Los Angeles because 11 Jews over 55 years old were shot + killed during prayer. After they were shot I couldn't stop crying, I was afraid. I didn't want to be alone. Our president blamed Saturday's killing spree on the synagogue. He said if they had an armed guard it would have been fine. Do you have an armed guard when you pray? God should be safe to convene with, right? A lot of people were upset, angry + scared on the plan when they saw your hat. For you, I want to assume it's about politics, economics + the support of a charismatic man. I wonder if you mean to scare black people, Jews, + immigrants? To us your hat sanctions our death, our murder, our evisceration. Because your hat supports a man who does little to help us + so much to fuel hatred, violence + cruelty. I love you. I hope your good America doesn't include flushing me + my people out.

Merissa is a total B. Every word hereafter will just reiterate that point. So you know.

A man wearing a MAGA hat is no more responsible for the Holocaust, a shooting, or this random woman's personal suffering as a schnitzel is responsible for Lena Dunham's persistent career.

Secondly, Trump has been one of the most, if not THE MOST, pro-Jewish president America has ever had. To suggest the MAGA hat is a symbol of Jewish hatred meant to instill fear in anyone, specifically Holocaust survivors, is so stupid I'll have to immerse myself in Shakespearean calculus just to offset the banal dumbness of the Merissa's letter and the sentiment contained therein.

Thirdly, if this woman is such a fragile little angle she quakes in fear over a hat, the problem isn't the hat. The problem is this woman who thinks a red hat with the words "Make America Great Again" is somehow scaring off black people. Merissa actually writes "Your hat sanctions our death, our murder our evisceration."

If I didn't know any better, I'd think Merissa was actually Amethyst Realm who just returned to her seat after porking her poltergeist boyfriend in the airplane toilet. HOT.

Merissa is, I suspect, a proud member of the "resistance." If not, she is a perfect representation of the people who make up this "bold" generation of whining twits. These are the morons of the starship stupid. Their mission: to explore strange new societal constructs. To seek out new life and new ways to annoy. To boldly go where no asshole has gone before!

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