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This series of tables are meant to be used together to create very strange objects, creatures and places, reminiscent of the objects, creatures and places in the SCP Foundation. If you are unfamiliar with it, I would recommend checking out the website here as it is filled with hours and hours if very interesting reading material! Either way, the tables below will help you create some really fucked up shit to confuse, intrigue, and even terrify your players.

The below “mad-libs” style sentence will help you understand your random results. Whenever you see a [bold] word in the sentence, it refers to the random table of the same name. All you have to do is roll on that table and insert the result into the sentence at that point!

This [type] comes from [origin] and is made of [composition]. It reproduces or

grows via [reproduction / growth]. It [special property] and [special property].

It [verb] and it [verb].

Remember, not every part of the above sentence needs to be included in everything you generate; maybe this thing doesn’t reproduce / grow, maybe you don’t find the verbs at the end helpful, etc. Use these tables however you want to!

Type

Type d3 & d100 Amulet 1 Animal 2 Anvil 3 Arrow 4 Awl 5 Baby 6 Backpack 7 Bag 8 Ball 9 Bandage 10 Bandana 11 Bangle 12 Banner 13 Barding 14 Barrel 15 Basement 16 Basin 17 Basket 18 Battle Axe 19 Bedroll 20 Beer 21 Belt 22 Beret 23 Blacksmith tools 24 Blanket 25 Blouse 26 Blowgun 27 Bone 28 Book 29 Boots 30 Boulder 31 Bow 32 Box 33 Bracelet 34 Bracer 35 Brazier 36 Bucket 37 Buckle 38 Cage 39 Caltrops 40 Candle 41 Canteen 42 Castle 43 Cauldron 44 Cave 45 Censer 46 Chain 47 Chalk 48 Chest 49 Child 50 Chisel 51 City 52 Climbing gear 53 Cloak 54 Clock 55 Cloth 56 Clothing 57 Club 58 Coal 59 Coif 60 Coin 61 Collar 62 Comb 63 Cork 64 Cowbell 65 Crate 66 Crevasse 67 Crib 68 Crown 69 Crutches 70 Cube 71 Cuirass 72 Cup 73 Curtain 74 Cushion 75 Dagger 76 Deck of Cards 77 Desk 78 Die 79 Dirk 80 Doll 81 Door 82 Doorway 83 Drawing 84 Dress 85 Drink 86 Drinking Glass 87 Drum 88 Dungeon 89 Earring 90 Egg 91 Fan 92 Farm 93 Feather 94 Fife 95 Flag 96 Flint and iron 97 Flower 98 Flute 99 Forest 100 Fork 101 Garrote 102 Gem 103 Girdle 104 Gloves 105 Goblet 106 Grappling hook 107 Greaves 108 Hammer 109 Handsaw 110 Harp 111 Harpoon 112 Hat 113 Hatchet 114 Healer’s Kit 115 Helmet 116 Hoe 117 Hood 118 Hook 119 Horn 120 Hourglass 121 Human Head 122 Humanoid Creature 123 Incense 124 Ingot 125 Ink 126 Jar 127 Javelin 128 Jelly 129 Jewel 130 Juice 131 Kettle 132 Kettledrum 133 Key 134 Kite 135 Knife 136 Kopis 137 Ladder 138 Ladle 139 Lake 140 Lamp 141 Lantern 142 Leather Armor 143 Liquid 144 Lock 145 Lockpicks 146 Loom 147 Lute 148 Mace 149 Man 150 Manacles 151 Mask 152 Matchbox 153 Medicine 154 Mine 155 Mirror 156 Mitten 157 Mold 158 Mortar & Pestle 159 Mountain 160 Mug 161 Musical Instrument 162 Nail 163 Napkin 164 Necklace 165 Needle 166 Net 167 Note 168 Novel 169 Oil 170 Orchard 171 Outpost 172 Package 173 Painting 174 Pan 175 Pants 176 Paper 177 Park 178 Pick 179 Piece of Cake 180 Pillow 181 Pin 182 Pipes 183 Pitchfork 184 Pocket Knife 185 Poem 186 Poison 187 Pond 188 Pot 189 Potion 190 Pouch 191 Preserved Organ 192 Prison Cell 193 Prybar 194 Pyramid 195 Quarterstaff 196 Quartz 197 Quilt 198 Quiver 199 Rake 200 Rations 201 Rattle 202 Recipe 203 Region 204 Ribbon 205 Ring 206 River 207 Robe 208 Rock 209 Rod 210 Rolling Pin 211 Room 212 Rope 213 Ruin 214 Sabre 215 Sack 216 Sandals 217 Sarcophagus 218 Sash 219 Satchel 220 Saw 221 Scabbard 222 Scale 223 Scarf 224 Scimitar 225 Scroll 226 Scroll case 227 Scythe 228 Seal 229 Sentence 230 Series of Numbers 231 Shawl 232 Shears 233 Sheath 234 Sheet Music 235 Shell 236 Shield 237 Ship 238 Shoes 239 Shortsword 240 Shovel 241 Skirt 242 Sling 243 Smell 244 Soap 245 Sound 246 Soup 247 Spade 248 Spear 249 Sphere 250 Spike 251 Spoon 252 Spring 253 Spring of Water 254 Staff 255 Statue 256 Statuette 257 Stick 258 Stone 259 Stool 260 Sundial 261 Sword 262 Symbol 263 Tabard 264 Tent 265 Thimble 266 Tobacco Pipe 267 Tongs 268 Torch 269 Totem 270 Towel 271 Town 272 Tray 273 Tree 274 Trident 275 Tunic 276 Unknown Machinery 277 Vase 278 Vault 279 Vest 280 Vial 281 Vice 282 Village 283 Virus 284 Volcano 285 Wagon 286 Wand 287 War Hammer 288 Warship 289 Waterskin 290 Well 291 Whetstone 292 Whip 293 Whistle 294 Windchime 295 Window 296 Wine 297 Woman 298 Wrench 299 Writing equipment 300

Origin

Origin d100 A Bag Of Holding 1-2 A Battlefield 3-4 A Cave Filled With Wonders 5-6 A Clear Pool Of Water 7-8 A Closet 9-10 A Cult’s Commune 11-12 A Dream 13-14 A Factory 15-16 A Gutter In An Alley 17-18 A Haunted House 19-20 A Hoarder’s Closet 21-22 A Lone Inventor 23-24 A Madman’s Disheveled Home 25-26 A Meteor 27-28 A Mine Shaft 29-30 A Missing House 31-32 A Mundane Object Which Gained Special Properties 33-34 A Novel 35-36 A Pile Of Garbage 37-38 A Prison 39-40 A Ship 41-42 A Small Town 43-44 A Summoning Circle 45-46 A Tomb 47-48 A Tree 49-50 A Unique Plant That Only Grows In One Place 51-52 A Warehouse 53-54 An Abandoned Journal 55-56 An Abandoned Shrine 57-58 An Abandoned Warehouse 59-60 An Asylum 61-62 Another Dimension 63-64 Another Planet 65-66 Inside Of A Dragon 67-68 Inside Of A Human 69-70 Outer Space 71-72 The Bottom Of A Barrel 73-74 The Bottom Of A Pit Trap 75-76 The Brain Of A Genius 77-78 The Center Of A Labyrinth 79-80 The Clutches Of A Zombie 81-82 The End Of A Rainbow 83-84 The Frozen North 85-86 The Grave Of A Famous Person 87-88 The Moon 89-90 The Mysterious East 91-92 The Savages To The South 93-94 The Swamp 95-96 Under The Floorboards 97-98 Underground 99-100

Composition

Composition d100 Animal Body Parts 1-2 Animal Horn 3-4 Blood 5-6 Bone 7-8 Bread 9-10 Brick 11-12 Ceramic 13-14 Coal 15-16 Coins 17-18 Coral 19-20 Cork 21-22 Earth 23-24 Fabric 25-26 Feathers 27-28 Feces 29-30 Fire 31-32 Flesh 33-34 Food 35-36 Gears 37-38 Glass 39-40 Gold 41-42 Hair 43-44 Human Body Parts 45-46 Ice 47-48 Lead 49-50 Leather 51-52 Light 53-54 Living People 55-56 Memories 57-58 Metal 59-60 Mold 61-62 Music 63-64 Organs 65-66 Paper 67-68 Plant Fibers 69-70 Plant-life 71-72 Quartz 73-74 Salt 75-76 Sand 77-78 Shadow 79-80 Smoke 81-82 Soap 83-84 Stone 85-86 Tumors 87-88 Twine 89-90 Water 91-92 Wax 93-94 Wind 95-96 Wood 97-98 Yarn 99-100

Reproduction / Growth

Reproduction / Growth d20 Being Struck By Lightning 1 Cellular Division 2 Choosing A Successor 3 Commandeering The Production Of Something Else 4 Impregnating Humans 5 Infecting The Living 6 Interdimensional Translocation 7 Laying Eggs 8 Possessing The Living 9 Religious Worship 10 The Assistance Of Affected Living Beings 11 The Consumption Of The Living 12 The Conversion Of Water 13 The Creation Of Seeds 14 The Disassembly Of Its Environment 15 The Syphoning Of Heat Energy 16 The Voluntary Sacrifice Of Living Beings 17 Time Travel 18 Unobserved Methods 19 Violently Exploding 20

Special Property

Special Property d100 Acts As A Beacon 1 Ages Living Beings 2 Alters A Living Being’s Personality 3 Appears Wherever The PCs Are 4 Attracts A Powerful Creature 5 Attracts All Liquid Blood 6 Attracts Swarms Of Rats 7 Becomes The Subject Of Everyone’s Dreams 8 Becomes Transparent In Sunlight 9 Bolsters Defenses 10 Brings Memories To Life 11 Causes Weight Loss 12 Causes Comas 13 Causes Critical Failures 14 Causes Critical Successes 15 Causes Earthquakes 16 Causes Explosions 17 Causes Fear 18 Causes Humans To Switch Minds 19 Causes Insanity 20 Causes Intoxication 21 Causes Levitation 22 Causes Limb Regrowth 23 Causes Living Beings To Be Submissive 24 Causes Living Beings To Bleed From Every Orifice 25 Causes Permanent Phobias 26 Causes Projectile Vomiting 27 Causes Rapid Hair Growth 28 Causes Rapid Injury Healing 29 Causes Rapid Skin Flaking 30 Causes Severe Fatigue 31 Causes Snow To Fall, Even Indoors 32 Causes Suffocation 33 Causes Total Blindness 34 Causes Tumors To Rapidly Form 35 Causes Unconsciousness 36 Causes Vivid Hallucinations 37 Causes Weight Gain 38 Changes The Perception Of Self 39 Contains/Causes A Portal To Another Place 40 Controls Animals 41 Controls Living Beings 42 Creates Darkness 43 Creates Deserts 44 Creates Insects 45 Cures Insanity 46 Drains Life From Magic Users 47 Emanates Banging And Screaming Sounds From Within 48 Emits Thick Smoke 49 Empowers Animals 50 Erases Memories 51 Evokes Extreme Violence In Living Beings 52 Exists Inside Of A Living Being 53 Fills With Mindless Euphoria 54 Freezes When Hot And Thaws When Cold 55 Gives Animals The Power Of Speech 56 Heals Humans 57 Imbues Living Beings With Strength 58 Imprisons Living Beings 59 Increases Probability Of Lucid Dreaming 60 Increases The Growth Rate Of Nearby Plant Life 61 Inspires Bloodlust In Humans 62 Is Immortal 63 Is Inhabited By Sentient Beings 64 Is Sentient 65 Is Unbreakable 66 Is Very Alluring 67 Kills With A Touch 68 Makes Living Beings Visible Through Solid Materials 69 Makes Weather Patterns Change In Extremes 70 Maximizes Magical Effects 71 Melds Into Living Beings 72 Minimizes Magical Effects 73 Mutates Living Beings 74 Opens Dimensional Gateways 75 Permanently Marks Living Beings 76 Prevents Dehydration 77 Protects Living Beings From Harm 78 Provides Nourishment If Eaten 79 Reacts When Touched By Living Being 80 Repels Entities / Enemies 81 Resurrects The Dead 82 Reverses Magic Targeting 83 Saps Strength From Living Beings 84 Shears Away Limbs 85 Shrinks Living Beings 86 Spawns Creatures 87 Spawns Doppelgangers 88 Spreads Disease 89 Stains Anything It Touches 90 Starts Fires 91 Stops Time 92 Suffocates Living Beings 93 Summons Creatures 94 Teleports Nearby Objects 95 Trees Grow Near It 96 Turns Eyes Entirely Black 97 Turns Flesh To Wood 98 Turns Water Into Acid 99 Twists And Then Grants Wishes 100

Verb

Verb d100 Abuses 1 Activates 2 Ages 3 Alerts 4 Analyzes 5 Arouses 6 Ascends 7 Asks 8 Aspires 9 Attaches 10 Attacks 11 Awakens 12 Baits 13 Barks 14 Basks 15 Bathes 16 Bellows 17 Betrays 18 Bickers 19 Bites 20 Blames 21 Blinds 22 Blinks 23 Blooms 24 Breaks 25 Burns 26 Charms 27 Climbs 28 Complicates 29 Confides 30 Constructs 31 Crawls 32 Cries 33 Dangles 34 Darts 35 Defeats 36 Detects 37 Devours 38 Disrupts 39 Drifts 40 Drips 41 Eats 42 Echoes 43 Enjoys 44 Enllarges 45 Evaluates 46 Excites 47 Explodes 48 Exposes 49 Flashes 50 Flies 51 Follows 52 Forgives 53 Freezes 54 Gathers 55 Gnaws 56 Gurgles 57 Hastens 58 Hates 59 Illuminates 60 Implodes 61 Imprisons 62 Incubates 63 Leaps 64 Lies 65 Limits 66 Listens 67 Loves 68 Mimics 69 Moans 70 Mutilates 71 Mutters 72 Perceives 73 Pleases 74 Plots 75 Prohibits 76 Pulses 77 Purrs 78 Recites 79 Refreshes 80 Refuels 81 Restrains 82 Rolls 83 Rumbles 84 Scolds 85 Scours 86 Screams 87 Screeches 88 Serves 89 Smells 90 Speaks 91 Stores 92 Sucks 93 Thrives 94 Transcends 95 Transforms 96 Unravels 97 Vomits 98 Walks 99 Writes 100