My fantastic Santa told me I should be getting my gift today, and I did!

On top of the package was a cute little Funko Pop Gandalf figurine. He looks like he wants a hug! But first, he must defeat Mau the 4 weeks old orphaned kitten (see video). It is said that the purring of Mau can be heard from a 100km radius. His claws are sharp and his hunger unforgiving.

Below that was the book Smaug: Unleashing the Dragon. It's full of beautiful illustrations and info that, as a film student and drawing enthusiast, is very nifty. And the foreword was written by my beloved Cucumberpatch!! Both my boyfriend and gay bestie disapprove of my Benedaddiction, but honey badger don't care. Honey badger want some Benebooty!

coughs, back on track.

Thank you lots Santa! Gandalf is already sitting on a shelf next to a harem of bf's kawaii female nendoroids. May he rest in peace.