Roger Goodell is catching a lot of heat. And it’s pretty justifiable. He’s been running things like a sloppy mob-boss for the past few years and, recently, all of his shady dealings are being aired out like some stank-nasty laundry that was piled on your dorm floor your freshman year in college.

With the media pressure being ratcheted up on all sides, and Goodell recently getting depantsed in court by Tom Brady, it would seem that Mr. Roger is about to get evicted from his neighborhood. So what happens in 2015 when someone’s under a ton of heat? They hit up their phone and try to text their way through it with the support and help of their digital colleagues and friends.

And what happens in 2015 when you’re under a ton of scrutiny and there’s a reckless, a-moral sports blogger like me with an incredible team of hackers? They squirm their way into Goodell’s phone and we take a look at his text messages from last night. Here they are. Enjoy.











