broken-horn-of-equius:

bryannagraham:

Citizen: *goes to college, accumulates at least tens of thousands of dollars in debt, almost burns out*

HR interviewer: You’ve got the education, but we’re not sure you have the knowledge and experience necessary for this line of work.

Citizen: I also…. Know how, to…. use Excel(?)

Interviewer: *trying to hide massive work-boner while noticeably sweating* Go on….