I got to my dads house, and immediately asked if there had been mail for me. "I think you got a card..." He said absentmindedly, pointing to a red envelope. It was a little scruffed up, and the top flipped up with almost no hesitation. Inside, I found a silly, funny looking cat card. But, it was thick, and a little heavy. I thought maybe it was a musical card, at first, but upon opening it I discovered a handful of photos, a business card, and a 4 page hand written note. On the card was written both a hilarious joke, and an inspiring variant of a Douglas Adams quote. In his note he introduced himself to me, telling me a little bit about his life, and his cat. The pictures were ones he had taken himself, three of some homosexual guitarists, one of a tornado, and the last of a solar eclipse. And, the business card was his own, of course. Unfortunately, he didn't give me his reddit username; most likely to keep the illusion of wisdom going. In any case, he seems like a very cool guy, and he might just have to get a Christmas card back from me.