This is a 6'4", 300-pound (just like me!) Stormtrooper cake made by Amanda Oakleaf Cakes for the Arisia Sci-Fi Convention in Boston. He provided over 600 servings, significantly more than an Ewok cake would have. Plus less hair. Nobody likes eating hair. Except my cat. God, you know you're just gonna hock that up in the middle of the night and make me scream at you! Just kidding, I don't actually scream at my pets. I just fake cry into a pillow and mutter things like, "God, just let me die in my sleep!" to make them feel extra bad.

Hit the jump for shots from the beginning of the build to the skeletal end.

We built a life-size Stormtrooper and he was delicious [oakleafcakes]

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Life-sized Stormtrooper cake weighs 300 pounds, feeds 600 geeks [dvice]

Thanks to Sarah,Raychee, sham and nafisa, who went to a convention with a Jar Jar cake and just threw their pieces in the trash WHERE THEY BELONGED.