When Australia meet New Zealand in Sunday's final of the ICC Cricket World Cup in Melbourne, it will be co-host versus co-host, mate versus bro and probably the biggest One Day International ever seen in Australia. Nothing can go wrong, including us losing.

So, here are 10 reasons why the Kiwis can't win the World Cup (or why it would be terrible if they did).

1. They haven't played a game in Australia yet during this World Cup, and our grounds are bigger than postage stamps.

2. It would be completely intolerable for them to hold the Rugby World Cup, the Bledisloe Cup, the Chappell-Hadlee Trophy and the Cricket World Cup.