I fucking love this shit. Everybody is freaking out about Nike and Colin Kapernick. You got guys burning their old Nike socks. You got online rock fights between every douchebag in America. (Shoutout Clay Travis vs. Keith Oleberman) It’s the apocalypse of hot takes. And then this happens. Little old Lindsay Lohan just dancing her face off like she’s Elaine Benes in Mykonos and everything is alright in the world again. The one constant through all the years I’ve been doing Barstool, has been Lohan. The internet has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But Lindsay Lohan has marked the time. This girl, this dance: it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good online and it could be again. Oh… people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.