LadyOfTheCanyon Fri 31-May-19 20:02:17

Cutting some cellophane into a circle at work while I customer watched

"that's pretty nifty!" She said " How do you know how to do that?

" Oh, it's the same principle as making a Cartouche for sweating celeriac!" I said cheerfully.



I fear my WC forebears are spinning in their graves. What's the wankiest thing you've ever said?