DAD’S FAVORITE SYLLABLES

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with Vietnamese noodles.

How many astronauts does it take to change a light bulb? Three, excuse “my” French.

How many ballerinas does it take to change a light bulb? Four, literally just four.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Four, for years in office.

How many cannibals does it take to change a light bulb? Three, ew!

How many cows does it take to change a light bulb? Four, on a French day.

How many detectives does it take to change a light bulb? Four, in a straight path.

How many ducks does it take to change a light bulb? Four, in a dry place.

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Four, with a horse.

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? Three, convened.

How many giraffes does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with a donkey.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? Four, not less.

How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two, or zero.

How many monsters does it take to change a light bulb? Four, in a train station.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? Two, it may start an email.

How many ninjas does it take to change a light bulb? One, just one.

How many nuns does it take to change a light bulb? Four, with multiple sharp objects.

How many octopuses does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with a bursting sound.

How many parrots does it take to change a light bulb? Six, with a rock star.

How many penguins does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with a small vegetable.

How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb? Four, where discount clothing is sold.

How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Four, ripped.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Four, owed money.

How many priests does it take to change a light bulb? Three, with a sibling.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Three, in a hotel.

How many spies does it take to change a light bulb? One, a Roman number.

How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb? One, a kind of curve.

How many turkeys does it take to change a light bulb? Three, to pull.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? Four, to sell.

How many zebras does it take to change a light bulb? Three, where zebras may live.

DAD’S FAVORITE MOVIES

A baby, a ninja, and a detective walk into an eleven-year-old girl’s stop-motion world.

A chicken, a monster, a mother-in-law, another chicken, and a pirate walk into a real-estate drama.

A cow, a giraffe, a cannibal, and a clown walk into a dinosaur world.

Two doctors and a duck walk into a Golden-Globe-winning musical.

An engineer, a mother-in-law, an octopus, and a nun walk into a nanny.

A Frenchman, a Russian, an Irishman, an American, and a priest walk into a transformation.

A parrot, a teacher, an astronaut, two magicians, and a witch walk into a supernatural anime.

A blonde, a psychiatrist, a lawyer, and a police officer walk into Arnold.

A spy, a ballerina, a waiter, a politician, and a Russian walk into intrigue on an English holiday.

A zebra, a turkey, a penguin, and an elephant walk into an anthropomorphic animal allegory.

DAD’S FAVORITE SAN FRANCISCO LOCATION

What do you get when you cross a doctor, a baby, a lawyer, two Russians, a witch, a mother-in-law, and an elephant?

Answer and recap [SPOILER]