Hell on Earth is a phrase that many of us use to describe many situations in our lives. Whether it be school, work, or visiting family you hate, Hell on Earth exists. But for me, the phrase only describes one place.

Hell on Earth resides at 4 Yawkey Way, Boston, MA 02215 — Fenway Park.

The Red Sox are having a season where they haven’t faced any adversity at all. They are 79–34. The longest losing streak of the season for them is 3 games. The farthest they’ve been back in the standings is 2 games. No adversity at all. Everything has been given to them on a silver platter. The Boston Red Sox team is the Devil and their fans couldn’t be happier to live in Hell.

The average Boston Red Sox fan doesn’t know much about baseball. They are led by their leader, Jared Carrabis, who is a Barstool Sports writer. Jared creates corny, unfunny nicknames to cater to the average Boston fan. Names like Jumbo Dong, Benny Biceps, Mitchy 4 Bags, etc… are the only way Sox fans can enjoy baseball. It’s sickening, but so is Hell, and that’s where they all reside.

I believe whenever you step foot into the real Hell, the first thing you will hear is a bowling ball knocking down some pins. I believe the Devil himself is a big fan of Mookie Betts, AKA the Part Time Bowler.

And this is the point of this whole post. The reason the Boston Red Sox are good this season isn’t because of management. It isn’t because of their coaches, or their players. It’s because of the Devil himself who resides at Fenway Park.