okay new tumblr challenge: you can call me a pedophile if you donate 50$ to one of these charities and post the receipt. i will sit quietly and take it and not reblog your posts about me with a silly gif retort or anything. if you donate 100$ i will make a post about how sorry i am for being a bad person. if you donate 200$ i will reblog your post and agree with whatever you say about me.

if you call me a pedo without first donating at least 50$ to one of these charities, i will conclude that you don’t actually care about helping anyone, just fucking with me, and will continue to argue against false accusations.

please feel free to signalboost this post, i’d appreciate it getting spread around some. they’re very worthy, highly rated charities. please consider donating whether or not you think i’m a pedophile.