to Curves and color_guru, I think if you are now, or have ever been, on the red carpet, you have immediately and indefinitely opened yourself up to ridicule. To be fair, I also believe that posting on the Internet should open you up for the joke making as well. So, you have my permission to laugh at me, Kathy, or the Woz.

@Brian Lam: As soon as we keep from having fun with those we admire, we deify them. And I don't know if my alter can fit Woz, Joe Pesci and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

And to set the record straight, I do admire Wozniak, and to a lessor extent, Kathy. I also admire Dennis Leary, but I make jokes about "Two if by Sea" every chance I get.