Original Air date: December 23rd, 2019

Caption: Our kind of holiday themed episode is here!

Running time: 1:10

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

The hosts talk about the upcoming holiday and how they do not have any holiday-themed topics to prepare. Jacob talks about how he has done a large amount of shipping for Patreon rewards.

Matt talks about performing at the Penn & Teller theater for Penn and Friends. Salt Lick Scoop and Empress Salt Lick Scoop are in studio and also went to the show Matt performed in. He talks about the Ugh-Fuck-Shit scale for his jokes.

Jacob wondered in a tweet about a parent doing only a strange accent around their children. Paul tells the story about a person that only spoke to his children in in Klingon.

The hosts and Salt Lick Scoop talk about the heated tile in his bathroom.

Paul discusses the blanket cycle at his house and a blanket has

A Fake Commercial for Pirate's Blue comforter.

Paul continues talking about blankets and his electric gravity blanket.

Paul discusses his fashion choices.

A Fake Commercial for Fashion Tommy's single sequen dress.

Scoopmail Edit

Scoops send in various Holiday cards as Physical Scoopmail

Heather and Martin in the UK sent in a Stuffed Christmapuss.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The explosion theme is played. Last Scoop o Nine sends in a scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit

Cole's Law - shredded cabbage and some mayonaise

Pauper's Criteria - something you sniff to relax your butthole (Episode title reference)

Won't you take me to weighted blanket town

Episode art by twitter user @Slakingfool