Week 9 is in the books, and boy was it full of pain. Just a dirty, dirty week for players, fanbases, and certain coaches. So, what happened? What was so painful?

The most important thing I learned this week though is that I control the New Orleans Saints’ destiny. I am a Bayou God, and Saints fans need to worship me and treat me with utmost respect. Three weeks in a row, I picked against the Saints, and said I would draw Rob Ryan as Fabio if they won. They won all three weeks. For Week 9, however, they were playing the last place Titans, at home in the dome, and the Titans had a new coach in place. So, I picked the Saints, and no Rob Ryan Fabio picture was promised. The Titans won. Their second win of the entire season, in overtime. I control the Saints. They are nothing without my Fabio Rob Ryan drawings. Let’s start out with that drawing, shall we?

SAINTS

If the Titans win, I will draw Real Fabio kicking Rob Ryan in the nuts.

COLTS

The Colts surprised by handing Denver their first loss, and Peyton was a mere three yards from the passing-yardage record when he noodled another interception.

If the Colts win, I will draw Andrew Luck riding horse John Elway.

49ERS

BLAINE GABBERT STARTED AND WON A FOOTBALL GAME IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2015.

If the 49ers win, I will draw Blaine The Pain Train Gabbert, Pro-Wrestler.

VIKINGS

The Vikings are a legit playoff contender and maybe we need to give them their due from here on out.

If the Vikings win, I will draw Teddy Bridgewater as an actual viking lord.

Four misses, my usual. I came extremely close to having the Chargers screw me over again, but luckily my complete lack of faith in San Diego paid off and the Chicago Bears saved me from having Philip Rivers kick me in the testicles. I wager some of you wanted that to happen, but neener neener I win, the Chargers are bad(ly injured beyond belief).

Check out these links to previous week illustrations!

WEEK 1 | WEEK 2 | WEEK 3 | WEEK 4 | WEEK 5 | WEEK 6 | WEEK 7 | WEEK 8

So, let’s see what’s on the schedule for Week 10 football action!

BILLS @ JETS

This is the first week of the new COLOR RUSH uniforms. The Jets are uglier, so they should win.

If the Bills win, I will draw COLOR RUSH IK Enemkpali COLOR PUNCHING Geno Smith. Again.