5. Do not get crushed.

Kangaroos love nothing more than crushing. To avoid being crushed, try to stand out of the kangaroo's 45-foot wingspan, and for the love of God do not provoke the kangaroo. It will also benefit you greatly to not look at all like the many objects kangaroos love to crush, such as a dog.

For your reference, here is a complete list of what kangaroos are most likely to crush at any given moment:

1. Dogs

2. Dog-shaped rocks

3. Fresh peaches

4. Solid metal spheres

5. Trucks

6. House boats

7. Dog kennels

8. Buckets, filled with sand

9. Buckets, empty

10. Clowns on stilts

11. Turkeys

12. Ceramics of all sorts

13. Bushels of hay

14. Horses and/or large ponies

15. Trees, singular

16. Trees, forests of them

17. Anything that feeds their incalculable rage

18. Anything trying too hard to stay out of their way

19. Anything hiding, because they smell fear and it smells delicious to them

20. Garbage cans

21. Elk mothers

22. Statues of important women

23. All other things