People always tell me I shouldn't eat babies. They say it's disgusting and wrong. Why does everyone always try to cram their beliefs down my throat?

One guy told me it's unhealthy to eat babies, but I don't care! They're just so damn tasty!

Hey, I'm superior to babies, so I can eat them if I want to.

Someone said it's wrong to hurt living things for no good reason, but isn't my being hungry reason enough?

And how does anyone know plants don't feel pain? Couldn't it be just as bad to eat a carrot as it is to chew a living baby's arm off?

Animals eat their young, so it should be fine for me too!

Man, all of these hippies telling me not to eat babies has gotten me hungry. I'm gonna roast up a nice juicy baby right now.