There's no South Park character that suffers more misfortune than the death-prone Kenny McCormick . But like some kind of Highlander, he just keeps coming back, only to die again for our entertainment. In honor of his perseverance and durability, we've compiled a list of our favorite Kenny fatalities.

Cartman rides a bull, while under the impression that he's actually a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Lee. Stan and Kyle volunteer Kenny to help out, and he wisely declines. But, in the end, it didn't matter. If you don't come to the bull, the bull will come to you.

The boys formed a boy band called Fingerbang, but Kenny's days as a star were destined to be short. This time, an unfortunate elevator accident turns Kenny into a bloody spot on the floor.

Rogue turkeys attack Kenny and peck him into oblivion. This is why we must keep their numbers low by culling the herd every Thanksgiving.

Kenny's just minding his own business, enjoying a ride on a roller coaster, when tragedy strikes...in his face.

The boys compete against the girls in a sled race, but they're missing Cartman's bulk to give them better speed down the hill. The solution? Bricks, of course. What could possibly go wrong with dozens of pounds of unsecured bricks moving at high speeds?