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This informative guide will teach you about me -- the nice, fairly good looking guy who is too chicken to tell you he thinks you're cute.

Section 1. Physicality

I am about 6 feet tall.Blonde hair, blue eyes and slender but not weak. However, I am actually not bow-legged as figure 1.a shows, although I could probably ride a horse if I had to. As figure 1.b shows, I am not a circle with sticks coming out of me, and I also don't have big weird lines resembling a ridiculous amount of muscles.



Section 2. Menticality and beyond

Intelligence is something I value. And contrary to popular belief, in fig. 2.a the object in the little thought bubble is not a delicious chicken leg right out of the oven. It is a light bulb (probably one of those long lasting kind), signifying thought. But I will admit, sometimes I do think about chicken legs. Just not this time.



Fig. 2.b explains that I enjoy the natural environment. I think that experiencing the wilderness is something people should do more often to take them back where they came from. To avoid any confusion, when I say "experiencing the wilderness" I do not mean having sex with bears, which is something that could be interpreted from my skillful drawing. And yes, that's a bear.



Drawing and other avenues of artistic impression are also important. See fig. 2.c.



Section 3. Manliness

I don't think being a man involves having sex with whoever you can. I like one girl.(fig 3.a) A little known observation is that the guys likely to be unafraid of asking you out are probably also unafraid of asking a large number of other women out. The point is, if I saw you in a restaurant or something, and wanted to ask you out, I probably wouldn't. And instead some wanker would. (fig 3.b) So that is why I am trying to do this online.



Section 4. Styleness

I am most comfortable in jeans and some kind of shirt (fig. 4.a). This does not mean I am slob though, as I dress with some intended coordination and like to feel good about what I am wearing. Sometimes though, it is appropriate to wear not jeans and some kind of nice shirt (fig. 4.b). Like nice dates to the opera and such.



Section 5. You-ness

I am attracted to a large variety of women - translation = I am not picky. Haircolor and height are not so important. I don't have much of a preference for weight, slender to a few extra pounds is okay, although big and beautiful is not for me, even if they are very beautiful. But obviously there has to be some attraction. What I am not attracted to is a lot of makeup, fancy clothes, high heels and smoking.(fig 5.b) I like the natural look much better. That doesn't include the hairstyle in fig.5.a, it is a crappy drawing.



Section 6. For your enjoyment

I hope you care about the world. If you've read "Ishmael" you may know what i am talking about. Also, I like music and it would be great if you did too. Not Britney spears or N'sync though. I also really enjoy movies, in case you were wondering. But I couldn't draw a movie, I spent all my time on those beautiful music notes. Wow, fantastic.