SOYLENT JESUS Jesus was contemplating the effects of cannibalism on the human psyche as he munched casually on John the Apostle’s deep fried forearm. Su...

JESUS IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE Jesus was deep sea diving off the coast of the Bahamas, in search of his favorite yacht which had been lost in an eerie way in the Bermuda T...

BUM RAPE With Jesus as “Mr. July” Jesus had been lifting weights for months to get ready for the Chippendale’s calendar, but it was having no effect; he still looked like a ...

100TH JESUS: THE BEST LAID PLANS Jesus had been up late and was trying to get some sleep, but the neighborhood kids kept ringing his doorbell and asking him if his refrigera...