A global survey of penis size is out and American men come in a disappointing 96th out of 116 countries included. The survey by the University of Ulster-Northern Ireland was conducted to see if there was any truth to myths that penis size is largest in African countries and smallest in Asian countries.

You'll be happy to know, all of those myths seem to have been 100% confirmed. African countries dominate the to 20 and ALL of the bottom 15 are all Asian countries.

We've compiled the following graphic as a visual aid...

Iceland? I guess shrinkage isn't permanent.

Hey, Mexico, in at #47! Congratulationes, amigos!

Ethiopia is the African anomaly at #89. Can't these guys ever catch a break?

North and South Korea: You may be separated by a Demilitarized Zone, but you'll forever be united by your tiny, pathetic dong size.