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Melbourne-based national hero Egg Boy has today continued down the path of being a really great bloke by voluntarily helping a mate through one of the most painful domestic tasks there is. Moving house.

Egg Boy’s mate, Toddy, had to move house today after the lease ended on his old place way sooner than he had prepared for because he hadn’t been opening his mail.

After finding a new place in the faltering Melbourne rental market really quickly through Domain, Toddy needed two things. An extra pair of hands and a ute. Enter Egg Boy.

The 17-year-old vigilante-turned-national-treasure was heard saying “yeah mate no dramas. No seriously. All good” after being asked if he could do Toddy a favour and spend his afternoon lugging boxes and bulky furniture.

“Nah it’s all good mate. That’s what mates are for” said Eggy, who has also brought his ute with him.

This comes less than a day after Egg Boy first made headlines for smashing a free-range chickens egg on the back of Senator Anning’s dementia-riddled skull, in a breathtaking example of civil disobedience that has ricoheted right around the world.

Anning, who was only able to garner 19 votes in the Federal election, out of everyone he knows in the world, was unsuccessful in his bid to become a One Nation senator.

That was, before Pauline Hanson’s second-in-command Malcolm Roberts was stood down by the high-court for dual-citizenship, moving the unelected Anning up into his upper house seat, where he resigned from One Nation within minutes of being sworn in. He was then briefly a Katter MP before even Bob realised how fucked in the head he was and sacked him for anti-semitism.

Since then he has mostly hung around those roided up skinheads from Melbourne and filled the void left by their absent fathers who went out to buy some smokes in the late eighties and never came back.

Anning’s comment about Muslim immigration causing white supremacist violence has been widely panned, and was making Australia look really bad, until Egg Boy defused the situation during yesterday’s press conference – where he was immediately mobbed by the Senator’s entourage of neo-nazis.

Egg Boy refused to tap during the bogan beat down, and has since returned to the headlines after he was spotted helping a lady carry her pram up the stairs at local train station.

