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Coach Jim Harbaugh reacts to the latest college football news.

Harbaugh Reacts to the News

00:00 - 00:03 Coach Harbaugh, we have come up with a plan to finally beat Ohio State.

00:04 - 00:05 It involved a lot of secret planning,

00:05 - 00:07 but we think it is fool proof.

00:08 - 00:12 We will start by making sure our defense

00:12 - 00:15 does not give up over 60 points yet again.

00:17 - 00:19 I'm assuming Coach Mattison

00:19 - 00:21 has given his input?

00:24 - 00:26 Coach Harbaugh...

00:27 - 00:28 Coach Mattison...

00:31 - 00:33 Has left the team.

00:34 - 00:36 And is now Defensive Coordinator at OSU.

00:53 - 00:58 Everybody who thinks we will lose to OSU next year, please leave the room.

01:13 - 01:15 How the hell did we lose Mattison?!?!

01:15 - 01:17 He's 70 years old for Crisler's sakes!

01:18 - 01:23 Is this what I deserve for taking the team on a European vacation instead of actually practicing football?

01:25 - 01:28 Is it because Winovich gets hairstyle tips from our secretaries?

01:29 - 01:31 I told them to stop blow drying it for him!

01:31 - 01:34 But you guys all encouraged him,

01:34 - 01:37 and allowed him to start a stupid "Revenge Tour"

01:37 - 01:40 like he is in a boy band!

01:40 - 01:42 Coach Harbaugh, the Revenge Tour was successful until...

01:42 - 01:46 Until OSU almost scored 70 points on us. Thank Bo they took a knee at the five yard line.

01:46 - 01:48 Coach Harbaugh, Dwayne Haskins was very accurate that game.

01:48 - 01:52 That's because that idiot Don Brown was blitzing every play and leaving our cornerbacks on islands.

01:53 - 01:54 You would think just once, we would play zone and try to slow them down.

01:56 - 01:57 But no, it was blitz blitz blitz, until our guys were winded.

01:57 - 02:00 Then Parris Campbell torches us on a two foot pass

02:00 - 02:03 Running by our whole team while Rashan Gary was busy looking at a pizza in the crowd.

02:04 - 02:08 And don't get me started about Special Teams.

02:08 - 02:13 We gave up a punt block to a true freshman, while another freshman returned it for a touchdown.

02:14 - 02:16 Then we turned the ball over

02:17 - 02:21 Allowing even more Buckeyes to score on us like we were Rutgers.

02:27 - 02:29 I know we are not Rutgers.

02:30 - 02:34 We are Michigan Men.

02:34 - 02:36 WIth a great history of winning games in the late 1800's.

02:41 - 02:42 in order to win the big game.

02:43 - 02:47 I'm done being embarrassed.

02:48 - 02:53 I'm thinking it was a bad idea to wear a uniform sponsored by a basketball player.

02:54 - 02:56 Especially one who didn't even go to Michigan.

02:56 - 02:59 We've let OSU have their way with us for too long.

03:00 - 03:02 Even their cheerleaders are prettier than ours.

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK. You tried your hardest.

03:14 - 03:16 I'm thinking we can make one significant change.

03:19 - 03:23 We need to promote our best up and coming coach.

03:25 - 03:26 Someone who is a strong recruiter.

03:31 - 03:33 I think it should be Al Washington.

03:40 - 03:46 With Washington leading our defense,

03:46 - 03:49 We will recruit well,