"Always buy more wire than you need!"

"Did you make sure your device was plugged in?" (Possibly a reference to "The IT Crowd", or a general statement made by many people in IT about "malfunctioning" devices.)

"Oh, you know what this house needs? More blinking lights." When Goblin Tinkerer is present: "Hey, <Name of Player>, did you just come from <Name of Goblin Tinkerer>'s? Did he say anything about me by chance? When Arms Dealer is present: "<Name of Arms Dealer> keeps talking about pressing my pressure plate. I told him it was for stepping on." When Tavernkeep is present: "<Name of Tavernkeep> offered me a Root Beer, I told him to give it to me in a square cup." (Reference to a math joke; mathematical squares and roots cancel each other out, therefore the result is simply beer.) When found in Dungeon: "Thanks! It was just a matter of time before I ended up like the rest of the skeletons down here." When homeless: "Hey, watch where you're going! I was over there a little while ago!"

"Hold on, I've almost got wifi going down here."

"But I was almost done putting blinking lights up here!"

"DON'T MOVE. I DROPPED MY CONTACT." (A pun on "contact", a device that an electrical current passes through, and "contact lens") During Blood Moon: "All I want is for the switch to make the... What?!"

"Oh, let me guess. Didn't buy enough wire. Idiot."

"Just-could you just... Please? Ok? Ok. Ugh." (Possibly a reference to "How I Met Your Mother")

"I don't appreciate the way you're looking at me. I am WORKING right now." During a Party : "Do you think anyone would mind if I wired a cake with bulbs instead of candles?" During a Windy Day : "My wires are getting tangled in this cyclone. Watch where you step!"

"Oh no! There are pockets of low pressure rolling in, I must secure the power grid." During Rain: "Oh Fudge! Shorted out another outlet! I hate this weather."

"If it doesn't stop raining, my wrench is going to get all rusty!" During a Thunderstorm : "Great! There goes another pump. When will the lightning stop frying my equipment?!"

"Don't go outside right now while holding any of my products, you'll attract an unwanted dose of electrical power!" When in a Graveyard : "I should light up this dark and scary place to keep the monsters away." "I'd run some wire here, but the spooky dead things are in the way!"