I like Christmas carols. Well, most of them.I'm not a big fan of Little Drummer Boy, mostly because it's so repetitive and it tends to get stuck in my head. But during a lot of the season, I've got Soma FM's Xmas in Frisco channel on the media player. It's festive!But there's one Christmas song I can't stand.So this morning I woke up and snuck out of bed (becausedoesn't have to go in today). First stop: the bathroom. I shut the door, flipped on the radio, and started preparing for my shower.The talk radio station we have tuned in on the bathroom radio is being hosted by a different lady this week, since the regular guy is on vacation. She said, "I wanted to share my most favourite Christmas song with you. I love it, and I'm sure you'll love it, too."The radio started playing the opening bars to a song.I instantly knew what song it was.I dove at the radio to change the station before the guy could start singing. I almost made it. He got out about half of the first line before it dissolved into static.That song is. I can't even describe how much I loathe this song. It's a sappy, overwrought, incredibly maudlin attempt at putting "reason" into the "season." This comedian's bit (caution: language and possible blasphemy, depending on how sensitive you are) totally explains why I hate this song.I end up hearing this song at least five or six times every year, regardless of how hard I try to NOT hear it. And now I'm getting ambushed with it as soon as I wake up? Not fair!