Dearest Children

All the Islamic greetings to you and your mothers.

Even as we write this post, our Palestinian brothers are under attack by Zionist state of Israel. You must be thinking that 100s of rockets fired by Palestin mujahids started the recent skirmish but let us tell you one thing loud and clear:

India is the reason behind Ghaza under attack

And we are going to prove this with the confidential information we got from across the world (by means of Google and You Tube).

Link to Mumbai 26/11 attacks:

You should know that according to many (un)authentic hadiths, we Pakistanis are destined to do Ghazwa e Hind. Our purely Islamic warriors, with help from roohani powers, will defeat India, capture Delhi, unfurl Sabj Hilali percham on Red Fort and broadcast Radio Pakistan Delhi. BUT there is a condition attached to this hadith (similar to the asterisk mark on the Eid offers by many companies) and the condition is that India will start the war and we will finish it without taking any prisoners. (We have earlier announced that we will kill all pandits and leave shudars. Many shudars thanked us for this generous offer of the fuckeer).

Chalak hindu baniya knows this and this is why it is not starting the war or else we will finish it. We have tried several times to provoke Hindustan to start the war, be it Kargil, Kashmir or 26/11 Mumbai etc. But hindu baniya is coward and believes in Chankya ideology. Even after the deadly attacks on its citizen in 26/11 Mumbai, it did not send its troops to start the war by attacking Madina e Sani Pakistan, instead it sent dossiers after dossoers full of stupid questions to put the blame on Pakistan.

We successfully distracted our shaheens and made them believe that 26/11 was a false flag operation and Azmal Kasab was Amar Singh but it was too late. Hindu baniya India started a unpardonable wrong tradition by sending questionnaires instead of forces. Every one knows that India and Israel our buddy in arms and together with America they continously conspire against madina e sani Pakistan.

This closeness between India and Israel is the reason that our Palestine brothers fired rockets in to Israel for many days. They were expecting dossiers like what India had sent to Pakistan but Zionist Jews are not as coward as hindu baniya and they attacked the innocent Palestin muslims who were waiting to read the doasiers and laugh afterwords.

It all happened because of India’s cowardly act of sending questions instead of troops. It made our Palestin brothers believe that they would also get dossiers but instead they got bombed.

Zionist Israel taking inspirations from Kufr Bollywood:

And look at Zionist Jews. They announced on Twitter hours before that they will bomb Ghaza. Clearly Israelis have watched the Kufr movie Gangs Of Wasseypur. Announcement on twitter for the attack is like “keh ke loonga”. In the 4G warfare, Bollywood is the biggest weapon of mass distraction for pious Muslims. And the jews are using it at its fullest.

Even after the announcement our brave Palestine mujahids did not evacuate children and women like coward kaafirs. Because every Muslim is a warrior.

Last and final warning (again):

Now when we have proved that India is behind all this, we warn UN and other countries to take strongest action against India or else …..

P. S. Some unconfirmed sources told us that our Palestin brothers were trying to celebrate kufr festival of Diwali after watching Star Plus. India again..huh!

Your laal topi wala fuckeer

Zaid Hamid

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