THAT IS ADORABLE.

But owls are not to be fucked with. My mom's friend was housesitting and there was a Chihuahua named Pineapple there. She let Pineapple outside when it was dark, but Pineapple never came back in.

After searching the neighborhood for an hour, she went back to the house and found a neighbor holding Pineapple on the stoop. This neighbor had been driving home when an owl dropped Pineapple onto their windshield. OWLS!

(Pineapple is long-gone, but he or she lived a nice, natural life)