One day, Twilight Sparkle woke up. She yawned, got out of bed, and proceeded to eat her books. They were was delicious. Afterward, she she puked up a bunch of multicoloured parasprites that she had made out of the food.

"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books!" said Spike confusedly when he saw Twilight. "And you're eating my gems!"

But Twilight was too busy eating dragon food to care. Afterward, she puked up more parasprites.

"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books and all of Spike's gems!" exclaimed Rarity hideously when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my expensive fabric!"

But Twilight was too busy eating dresses to care. Afterward, she puked up even more parasprites.

"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books, all of Spike's gems, and all of Rarity's dresses!" cried Fluttershy buoyantly when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my poor animals!"

But Twilight was too busy eating meat to care. Afterward, she puked up still more parasprites.

"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books, all of Spike's gems, all of Rarity's dresses, and all of Fluttershy's animals!" roared Dash happily when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my wings!"

But Twilight was too busy eating feathers to care. Afterward, she puked up yet more parasprites.

"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books, all of Spike's gems, all of Rarity's dresses, all of Fluttershy's animals, and all of Dashie's wings!" sobbed Pinkie anachronistically when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my cupcakes!"

But Twilight was too busy eating sweets to care. Afterward, she puked up (yes, you guessed it) more parasprites.

"Twilight, you have eaten all of your books, all of Spike's gems, all of Rarity's dresses, all of Fluttershy's animals, all of Dash's wings, and all of Pinkie Pie's cupcakes!" cackled Applejack stupendously when she saw Twilight. "And you're eating my apples!"

But Twilight was too busy eating Sweet Apple Acres to care. Afterward, she puked up more parasprites and Applebloom.

That night, Twilight suddenly turned into a parasprite as she was going to bed.

"Oh, no!" she drooled scientifically. "I'm a parasprite!"