Posted by: SaskTel | May 9, 2016

You loved The best of UsedRegina, so here are even more of our favourite local ads.

$55 - Mr. Spock has lost his pants

So many questions. Where did his pants go? Did Scotty beam them up? Why are the pics out of focus? Is Spock creeping closer? Is ‘Mr. Spock has lost his pants’ what they’re calling the next Star Trek movie?

Source: www.usedregina.com

The ad reads:

“8" figure from Original Star Trek, 1970's collectible. Mr. Spock has lost his pants, but otherwise in good condition. “

$900 - 2002 Sunfire

Whoa, check out this great ad for a “drift queen” race car. Other than the “abstinence” part, hood dent, missing muffler, and the suspiciously narrow photo, this voodoo-free racecar sounds perfect. We’ll take it. Seriously, read the whole ad, you’ll be hooked.

Source: www.usedregina.com

The ad reads:

“Very beautiful sunfire for sale for the low low price of $1200 or best offer, drift queen ftw, muffler fell of so people hear it and think... Wow! Race car! winter tires on the front, summers on the back because driftcar, rock star stickers on all windows because racecar. New engine because you know what... racecar. wired for sub's bc need good beats while racecar-ing. Makes a weird noise when e brake is pulled because drift car.

Driving this racecar will assure you of a hot season of involuntary abstinence better than inviting girls to your weekly Dungeons and Dragons game in your mom's basement. As far as I'm aware this racecar has not had any type of malicious voodoo, or ancient Chinese curse placed upon it. (that is not an implied guarantee this racemobile is not cursed, just that if such a curse exists I am unaware of it).

The racecar has some straight up jaw dropping accessories such as skull tire valve caps, and a gun shell antenna. Passenger door is also debadged because weight reduction because drift car. This racecar probably won't turn heads, but it will turn right.. and left... and drive sideways.. The airbag light came on randomly a couple weeks ago. I didn't bother fixing it bc idc. If my car is going to have a hard landing after jumping over an exploding train and the airbag is going to blast me in the face, I want it to be a surprise.

This car is also for sure one of the best fwd mudding cars on the market. It will go through 8ft of mud like ZOOOOOOOOOMMM!! no problem, like a boss.. The racecar has a big ol' dirty dent in the hood cuz some toolbag with a big ol' "hide my small peepee" truck backed in to it in a mall parking lot . yes this is a real ad and this car is really for sale.”

$8 - Guitar shaped purse



So rock star, we can’t even stand it. Everyone else can stop making purses now because we’ve hit purse perfection. WARNING: it’s not a real musical instrument until you glue on guitar strings.

Source: www.usedregina.com

The ad reads:

“This sweet purse was never used so it's in brand new condition. It's very cute, it's pink and black with a zipper at the back. It is a ergonomic purse where it sits on one shoulder and the opposite hip so it sits like a guitar.”

$400 - Sand Painting

Incredibly, this “unique work of art” has been available for purchase since September 2011. Snap it up!

Source: www.usedregina.com

The ad reads:

“A Sand Painting by Knutson... 25"x 21" . This unique work of art is of a river with hills and trees in background entirely made of sand . It has beautiful colors. Truly one of a kind. 400.00. Must be seen to appreciate this lovely work. My photo of it does not do it justice!”

$30 - wash tub bass

Forget the bass...how much for those sexy shoes?

Source: www.usedregina.com

The ad reads:

“wash tubb bass a galvanized tubb with a neck and a cable for jug bands etc some people can really play these even do a walk for swing or shuffle music”

FREE: empty toilet paper rolls

Wait, you’re sitting on two whole bags of empty TP rolls...but no photo? Without a picture, how are we supposed to verify their authenticity and quality? Forget it.

Source: www.usedregina.com

The ad reads:

“Free : Empty paper toilet rolls for craft, two bags”

$10 - 1973 CO-OP CALENDAR

Total bargain. You’ll be sitting pretty when the year 1973 comes around again. Plus it only seems partially stained by filthy pond water.

Source: www.usedregina.com

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