LANGLY: In an official statement, Malaysian former Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan was cleared of all suspected involvement in ongoing CIA cases today.

CIA Director Gina Haspel issued an apology to Mr Hassan and his family while confirming the former police chief was now no longer suspected of any illicit activities.

“Once it was revealed the former Malaysian police chief didn’t know all you need is a pulse and a website to produce silly online news, he was no longer considered a potential mastermind behind any ongoing CIA and FBI investigations,” CIA sources confirmed.