Thanksgiving is a joyful time spent with loved ones. That doesn’t have to change just because your loved ones helped hand the nuclear codes to a thin-skinned lunatic who may or may not be able to read. The Full Frontal staff have put together some pro tips to help you navigate this challenging holiday successfully. Or at least more successfully than Trump will navigate his first international crisis. Oh god. Where’s the wine?

Now THAT’S a happy fucking family!

Any time someone mentions Trump, simply respond with “Who?” After several repetitions they will begin to question if he is even real.

We can all agree that ISIS is bad, so if things are getting heated just return to this talking point.

Listen intently to what your family member is saying. Unless they start talking about the Matrix sequels. They are too divisive and it’s not even worth discussing.

They’re loving Thanksgiving AND these tips!! America is broken!

Plan ahead: If you’re going to pretend to get food poisoning, plant a can of Chunky Soup in the bathroom to pour into the toilet while making gagging sounds.

Accelerate the peaceful effects of tryptophan by pairing your turkey with five Xanax.

Identify the most comfortable place in your relative’s house to remain in fetal position. Bring snacks.

Keep reading if you want to look like this happy family!!!

If the relative saying grace before dinner is a Republican, just take a knee.

Preempt any discussions of Trump’s cabinet selections by inviting a gay friend over and telling everyone you’re getting engaged.

Calmly and reasonably explain to your uncle why Donald Trump was the wrong choice for president while your uncle quietly bleeds to death on the floor, the carving knife protruding from his chest.

Check it out! These guys are talking politics and LOVING IT!!

Good luck out there!