Also, despite all of Labor's faults and instability, they do actually give a shit about people and communities and, usually at least, create policy that's informed by evidence instead of ideology.

We're a nation of underdogs, we're supposed to look after the fucking little guy.

Stop being a selfish dick and vote for the party that gives us education, hospitals, equality and shit. Equal opportunity needs some fucking design intent, it doesn't just magically happen because free market - the rich get richer and the poor get fucked over.

For fuck's sake Australia. If you vote or preference the LNP you'll be voting for the far right wing and a whole big fucking world of pain and embarrassing stupidity.

So, in summation, don't be a stupid fucking mouth-breathing idiot. Vote for Labor (or at least The Greens with Labor as your second preference).

Fuck.