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Jim Crow: Here in Maine, folks love to vote! They're tops in turn-out! Sadly, too many of them are Democrats who like to 'steal elections, according to GOP chair Charlie Webster. The GOP solution? A new voter I.D. bill to curb Maine's shocking waves of fraud - at least two incidents in 38 years! That's right, two... the same number of confirmed Bigfoot sightings! Coincidence? You decide! Worker: Sas-what? Man: Sasquatch! With a "q"! From Florida to Maine - 1600 miles as the crow flies!