ULTRASWEET’S ARSENAL

Toss out the stevia packs and vegetable medley platters. The F4 ‘Heavy Mantis’ is ULTRASWEET’s forbidden top-shelf candy. Chock full of missiles and a sweet new weapons class, it’s sure to maximise cavities and leave you with an intense sugar hangover. Beware of Artillery Assault: ‘The Jawbreaker’ is all it’s cracked up to be. Also look out for fast-moving Secondary Weapons like the ‘Gobstopper’ and ‘Fizzler Burst’. Guaranteed to make you drool.

SUPERSALTY’S ARSENAL

Not to be outdone SUPERSALTY is also releasing a new flavour into the fight. Packed with an explosive class of Primary and Secondary Weapons, SUPERSALTY’s Heavy Hitter, the MK-45 ‘Alligator’, is worth its weight in sodium chloride - but hey, don’t be caught calling it that, poindexter. This isn’t science class. The only way you’re getting extra credit is by dominating that battlefield! And you know how to do that, don’t you? Send your Support Units to put the salt in full-frontal assault!

PUT SOME FIGHT IN YOUR DAY!

Both ULTRASWEET™ AND SUPERSALTY™ are subsidiary divisions of EdiChem Petrochemicals™, a food additive company that proudly specializes in producing chemical compounds that target human taste cravings at a biochemical level. Food science at its best!

Edichem Petrochemicals™ is the proud sponsor of both the ULTRASWEET™ and SUPERSALTY™ Division One GKR combat sports teams, making sure that no matter which team wins, EdiChem Petrochemicals™ is the real winner!