We all love film quotations but some of the most famous ones are actually misquotes of the original. This is a list of the top 15 film misquotes.

1. Dracula

Misquote: I want to suck your blood!

This quote, usually attributed to Bela Lugosi who played Dracula in 1931, was actually never spoken by Lugosi. However, it was used for humor in Tim Burton’s 1994 Ed Wood. Muahaha!





2. Frankenstein

Misquote: He’s Alive!

The actual phrase used is “It’s Alive”. This is true of both the original 1931 film and the comedy version in 1974 starring Gene Wilder.

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3. Cagney

Misquote: You dirty rat!

Attributed to James Cagney, he never said this line in a movie. The closest he ever came to saying this phrase was “Mmm, that dirty, double-crossin’ rat”, in the 1931 Blonde Crazy.





4. Tarzan

Misquote: Me Tarzan, you Jane!

As believable as it seems, this line was not spoken in the 1932 film Tarzan, the Ape Man. Here is what was actually said:

Jane: (pointing to herself) Jane.

Tarzan: (he points at her) Jane.

Jane: And you? (she points at him) You?

Tarzan: (stabbing himself proudly in the chest) Tarzan, Tarzan.

Jane: (emphasizing his correct response) Tarzan.

Tarzan: (poking back and forth each time) Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan…

Ah, such eloquence!

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5. Darling Buds of Mae

Misquote: Come up and see me sometime.

Close but not close enough. What Mae West actually said in She Done Him Wrong (1933) was “Why don’t you come up sometime ‘n see me?”

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6. Bengal Lancer

Misquote: “We have ways of making you talk.”

This is allegedly from the 1935 film Lives of a Bengal Lancer. The actual statement was “We have ways of making men talk.”

7. Snow White

Misquote: “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

This is an incorrect quotation. In Disney’s animated film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937), the wicked Queen asked: “Magic Mirror on the Wall, who is the Fairest one of all?”

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8. Elementary

Misquote: “Elementary, my dear Watson!”

This is a big misquote – because Sherlock Holmes never said it – at least not in any of the books! This quote was rather found in a film review in the New York Times on October 19, 1929. It became popularized only after its trademark use in The Return of Sherlock Holmes (1929) (the first Holmes film with sound), with Clive Brook and H. Reeves-Smith.

9. Casablanca

Misquote: “Play it again, Sam”

This is often believed to have been said by Bogart in Casablanca. In fact, he closest Bogart came to the phrase was this: “You played it for her, you can play it for me…If she can stand it, I can. Play it!” Interestingly, Ingrid Bergman’s character comes closest when she says: “Play it, Sam.”

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10. White Heat!

Misquote: “Top of the world, Ma!”

Nope, before the tank explodes, James Cagney, in white heat, actually says: “Made it, Ma. Top of the world!”

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11. Star Wars

Misquote: May the Force be With You

This quote is wrongly attributed to Obi Wan Kenobi who actually said: “The Force will be with you…always”, and “Remember, the Force will be with you…always”. Han Solo, on the other hand, did say this at one point in the film.

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12. Star Trek

Misquote: “Beam me up, Scotty!”

This line was never uttered by Captain Kirk in Star Trek. The closest he ever came was “Scotty, beam me up”.

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13. Forrest Gump

Misquote: “My mama always said, ‘Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

Okay – it is a minor point, but he actually says “Life was like a box of chocolates.”

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14. Apollo 13

Misquote: “Houston, we have a problem.”

Also sometimes misquoted as: “Houston, we’ve got a problem.” Both are wrong. The correct historical phrase was: “Houston, we’ve had a problem.”

15. Badges

Misquote: “Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!”

In its original form in director John Huston’s The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948), it was actually: “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!”

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Bonus: Star Wars

Misquote: “Luke, I am your father”

Commonly believed to have been said by Darth Vader, this quote did not actually occur at all. The actual quote was “No, I am your father” and it was not even delivered on camera – it was dubbed in later; what was originally said on camera was “Obi-Wan killed your father”.

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Sources: Great Film Misquotes