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All this talk of horses is causing a bit of a 'mare for everyone, and we're struggling to keep up with Jose Mourinho's horse comparisons, so we've made things easier.

For the first time in football history, all in one place, we have the equestrian guide to Premier League football.

Never again will you have to wonder which type of horse your team is, and never again will you have to look it up on Google to see if your team is a complete and utter donkey.

So, get yourself on a stable seat, have a read of this article which has been a furlong time coming, and enjoy it because it was neigh bother for us to write.

Here's the equestrian encyclopedia of Premier League football:

1) Liverpool are dark horses:

2) Chelsea are little horses:

(Image: Tim Stewart)

3) Manchester City are big horses:

(Image: Getty)

4) Arsenal are falling at the final hurdle:

(Image: Getty)

5) Manchester United are donkeys:

6) Newcastle's horse is being rocked:

(Image: Caters)

7) For legal reasons we can't tell you which club are managed by a cowboy:

(Image: Getty Images)

8) Cardiff City's horse came at a Price:

(Image: WENN)

9) Sunderland's horses are safer these days:

10) Spurs have gone from panto horses to unlikely title contenders:

(Image: TMS)

11) And Swansea's horse has well and truly bolted:





12) Hull City owner Assem Allam holds his little pony in a tight grip:

(Image: Splash)



13) Crystal Palace's horse has its mojo back:





14) And then we ran out of pictures of horses...