So once I made a terrible joke on reddit. My secret santa found it, and discovered that I can only get off if there are babies in blenders near by. So my gift: A blender Lotion for the lubin' up Candy, sweet and taken from a baby.

Even better, the container of the blender is filled with pictures of babies and the box and bag it came in have been edited for my pleasure.

Sorry my camera sucks.

Thank you for your humor Secret Santa!