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Welcome to Development Hell, the fiery pit into which we fling recent developments in casting, distribution, and everything else that’s new and mildly interesting in the Boschian phantasmagoria of the entertainment industry.


Look: We all wish we could flow like water, and be as cool as Bruce Lee. But it’s just not going to happen—at least, not until you read all these latest dispatches from the world of casting and development new. (Note: The A.V. Club in no way promises that reading Development Hell will make you as cool as Bruce Lee. Let us know if it does, though, because that would be pretty crazy.)