How do you blurb a movie like “The Matrix?”

How do you write a blurb that doesn’t suck?

How do you blurb a movie like “The Matrix?”

By mentioning that it’s now beloved by cucks?



Many a-things you’d want to blurb about it.

Many a-things you still don’t understand!

But how can start to say

The film deserves all the A’s

Without sounding like a goober or a Stan?!



How do you blurb a movie like “The Matrix?”

How do you stop a bullet with your hand?





Emily VanDerWerff (Vox Media) joins Phil and Kenny to analyze and break down the revolutionary, uber-successful and impossibly influential film “The Matrix.”