Meet the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator. It’s a $183 selfie stick that lets you FaceTime your orgasm internally. The call is coming from inside! You can also record it onto your computer or phone so you can watch it over and over again? I’m not going to pretend to understand. I will pretend I’m a space ranger and eat astronaut ice cream while I sit in a laundry basket though because I’m a grown up and that’s what grown ups do.

NOTE: The following video is SFW.