Happy memories of the big day? The 50 wedding photos that should never have been

The perfect wedding picture should be a treasured memento of a happy couple's big day... but occasionally things don't go to plan.



The poor couples featured in this hilarious collection of terrible wedding shots from website www.guyism.com must be devastated that their nuptial nightmares have been made public for all to see.

From the grabby groom who can't keep his hands off the best man's girl to the blabbering bride who decided to answer the phone as she walked up the aisle these are some of the worst wedding snaps you're ever likely to see.



Blushing bride: A young lad gets an eyefull in this appalling wedding photograph

Get a room: Two rather unwelcome weeding guests share a passionate moment as the bride and groom arrive at their reception

No escape: A Bride drags her reluctant husband-to-be to the registry office

One too many? A jovial guest gets into the party spirit at the cake cutting

Pocket billiards: A best man makes a few adjustments to spoil a tender moment

A bare-bottomed reveller rides a statue of a horse in a fountain.. as you do

Grab: A groom shares a tender moment... but with his best man's wife

Call of nature: But wedding dresses are not designed with practicality in mind

Horror show: A creative decision to use a small amount of colour on this black and white photo backfires spectacularly

...and just in case you were considering going to Vegas for your wedding

Yee ha: She's smiling... but not, one would imagine, for long

Always the bridesmaid: But that's no reason to turn to drink

Braaaaainless: I'm sure they'll look back and agree that a zombie-themed wedding was a brilliant idea

Did I? A groom wonders if he's made the right choice

Flight of fancy: These lovebirds might have a few regrets later

Howling mad: A cheeky little dog gets comfortable on the wedding dress

Wardrobe malfunction: A bride puts her best assets on display

A man has money pinned to his jacket in this traditional ceremony, but it's not enough

I do... wish we'd decided to get married in a church instead

Slapstick: The father of the bride shows off some nifty footwork

Speedo time: But we're not quite sure why

Crush on you: The groom gives his female best man a hug

Look of disgust: Something is definitely getting up this usher's nose

Ways of the country: Two more passionate pooches spoil the moment

A vicar decides to spoil the moment with an impromptu comedy routine

So sir, are you on the bride's side or the groom's?

The happiest day of their lives...

The look of love

Cherished moment: But there are some things that shouldn't end up on film

She's off her head: A bridesmaid makes a few final adjustments to the wedding dress

There's room in his life for two.... but not those two

Fallen bride: Armed police stand guard after a wedding descends into chaos

This happy couple just can't resist displaying their delight

Beer we go: A bride gets a bit of Dutch courage before the ceremony

Emotional: It's all to much for this groom

Can't really talk right now: A bride chats on her mobile during the ceremony

She'll never forget her big day, that's for sure

We assume this bride is fond of a piece of cake... but we're not sure why she's trying to eat the knife as well

Getting married was a tall order for this petite bride

Special memories

Portaloo sunrise: Another bride in another awkward shot

Dish of the day: A bride transforms her man with a cunningly placed fry-up

A bug-eyed vicar ruins the moment

Cheeky monkey: And it looks like the groom's wetting himself as well

Belly blessing: A sunbather spoils the magic moment

I sphinx we ordered a female cat

Hair we go: A bride gets a last minute underarm makeover

A clown-themed wedding fails to raise so much as a smile

Another perfect picture of wedding bliss











