Long-time fans of The Howard Stern Show have enjoyed, for many weeks, a show full of comedy and completely free of calls from super-fan and toupee enthusiast 'Bobo.' Deemed a Bobo-Free Summer, not once did fans have to endure his monotonous, fawning calls or decipher his inscrutable topics. The concept was by all metrics a tremendous success.

Marianne from Brooklyn is at least as bad an offender as Bobo when it comes to making terrible calls, if not worse. Not only does she lack any real topic to discuss, her voice becomes an unbearable cacophony of vocal-fried plugs. While her Howard-plug function is clear, the fans need a break.

It is for this reason that we ask Howard Stern and the Stern Show to instate a Marianne-Free Fall, banning Marianne from calling into the show for the entire season.