Next up for review is a freebie from Canada Ejuice that came with the MVP v2 that I bought from them.

Fresh strawberries and cream are one of my more favourite simple desserts. Does this juice capture the ripeness of a summer strawberry married with smooth cream, or will it taste like a CFC-gassed monstrosity and Reddi-Whip? Read on to find out.

The Details:

PG:VG Ratio: 70%/30%

70%/30% Nicotine: 12mg

12mg Tank Cracker: No

No Origin: Canada

Canada Price: $6.99 CAD / 10ml

$6.99 CAD / 10ml Website: http://www.canadaejuice.com

The Goods:

Strawberries & Cream from Canada Ejuice (a Canadian vendor, if the name hadn’t tipped you off), lacks any sort of description save its name. With a 4/5 review from their own customers, and the promise of a what-you-see-is-what-you-get flavour, I chose this juice as the freebie sample that came with my hardware purchase.

The juice made its way through an IGO-W and a mini Protank. And I’m afraid to say that it went no further.

The bottom line is Canada Ejuice has created an abomination. While the nose from the bottle seems promising enough, inhaled it is a completely different story.

All tastebuds are assaulted by the disconcerting flavour of bright red strawberries in all their Red #4 glory. It’s a pungent faux aroma that does its best to replicate the best of dollar store knock-off candy rather than the real deal. No cream could be tasted, which may be a good thing considering the way this juice starts.

Sadly, no amount of steeping or fiddling will save Strawberries & Cream. It has been kept in a dark place for close to two months, in which time my proficiency with micro coils, cotton wicking, and all things vape have greatly improved. Regular re-testing has revealed: nothing will save you from the 10ml of chemical warfare you just purchased.

Dare I comment on room note? No, we shall go no further.

The Verdict?

Steer well away from this noxious blend from Canada Ejuice. Even if you’re a fan of the cheap strawberry candy from your childhood. You have been warned.

Rating: 0/5. This juice is sitting in the 1/5 category on this blog only because I am loathe to create a special digital hell for this juice review.