Update: For those who believe that door hinge or syringe rhymes with orange, I have finally written a post about rhyming.

You thought that it was impossible right? Everybody knows that there aren’t any words in the English language that rhyme with orange. Well, everybody is wrong! Here is a whole list full of words that rhyme with orange perfectly. I also included the meaning of every word since you may be hard pressed to find them in the dictionary, unless I miss my guess.

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amoreange – an orange you instantly fall in love with allegorange – an orange that represents abstract ideas or principles borange – an orange so dull you can’t even be bothered finishing it corange – the very essence of an orange commodorange – an orange that seems to be in control of a large group of other oranges doorange – a type of orange used to close off an entrance to a house (these typically grow very large as you might expect) eeyorange – Winnie-the-Pooh’s favourite type of orange elmorange – an orange made out of rags that is controlled by an outside party and is really annoying floorange – an orange that has been dropped on the ground, but before the 5 second rule has expired goreange – an orange said to increase martial prowess, favoured by soldiers, criminals, and computer games programmers krakatorange – an orange that explodes in your face before you even bite into it (see nitroglicerorange) lemorange – a gender confused orange memorange – an orange that sort of reminds you of another orange that you’ve eaten before montessorange – an orange that promotes the development of natural abilities and initiative nanorange – a really tiny orange that you can’t even see nitroglicerorange – an orange that explodes in your face right after you bite into it (see krakatorange) octorange – an orange that squirts ink in your face if pick it up unexpectedly pectorange – an orange that looks really tough and beefy, wouldn’t want to eat it without help quantorange – an orange that is both here and somewhere else at the same time remorange – an orange that you regret eating remificorange – word used to describe the consequences of eating too many oranges. Usually remorange and remificorange go hand in hand. seismorange – an orange that shakes really hard when you pick it up. Has a chance of becoming either a krakatorange or a nitroglicerorange soliloqorange – an orange that reveals all it’s inner thoughts and fears through monologue sextorange – an orange that is a natural equivalent of Viagra, shaped like a hexagon septorange – one more than the sextorange tetrahedrorange – an orange shaped like a pyramid testostororange – an orange that is spoiling for a fight ubiquitorange – an orange that everyone is using and that seems to be everywhere vernaculorange – an orange that is specific to a particular social group or region whorange – everybody has had a piece of this orange xorange – the executive assistant to the commodorange (see commodorange) Yahorange – a billion dollar internet startup based on oranges zorrorange – an orange that fights for the rights of all the oppressed oranges everywhere, goes in disguise so you can’t tell him apart from other oranges

Update: Those of you who want to find out if there really ARE any words that rhyme with orange, should read the second part of my post about rhyming.