We know. You’re going crazy over here, how can you stand it? With only a week left until Jon Stewart leaves The Daily Show, many of us are wondering how we can go on. Five episodes. After the The Colbert Report, it’s too much too soon. We can just picture you biting your fist in consternation. We understand. You don’t realize you’re experiencing history until it comes to an end. Like Johnny Carson leaving The Tonight Show, Jon Stewart’s exit from the show that won 19 Emmys (and two Peabodys!) truly marks the end of an era. But unlike Johnny Carson, Jon Stewart has left behind a host of artifacts that we’re sure you’ve been meaning to check out. Grab some of these and quick, to ease the pain of losing America’s greatest fool.

Listen to Jon Stewart Read America: The Book

We have copies of Jon’s faux textbook—I’m going to smugly use his first name, as if I’m chummy with good old Jonny boy—America: The Book for only a dollar, a huge bargain especially for a full-color hardback coffee table book. We even have that price on the “Teacher’s Edition” which is essentially a clever way for the publisher to reprint the same book with additional content. But if what you’ll miss most about Jon is that tender Jersey voice, we recommend the audiobook: three CDs satirizing American history, all read by the man himself. This audiobook won a Grammy, and you can have it for a buck.

Listen to Jon Stewart Read Earth: The Book

When you write a best-seller publishers always come back for more. Perhaps you already own America or perhaps you know that a single country’s worth of Jon Stewart is not going to be enough to salve your longing for this particular guy to make fun of world events. Have no fear because Jon Stewart has delivered The World to you, as either a book or three-CD set. It’s The Daily Show meets The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, as The Daily Show cast make like Ford Prefect and offer a definitive guide for aliens to life on planet earth.

Get Naked with Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart’s first book took a different angle. America and Earth were full-color and illustrated, infographics with the deliberately detached voice of a textbook. They are products of the whole Daily Show team. His first bestseller Naked Pictures of Famous People, is more singularly Jon Stewart. First published in 1998, this collection of essays is oft-compared to Woody Allen—but with more dick jokes. Jon goes blue with fictional essays such as Larry King’s interview of Hitler and Martha Stewart’s essay about her naughty bits. Who knows? Maybe one of the .99 copies we have for sale is a first edition.

Jon Stewart on the Screen

Did you know that Jon Stewart has 32 acting credits? Not too shabby for someone who makes fun of his own acting skills. If you need more than to just listen to or read Jon Stewart, there are many ways to gaze upon his visage. Remember The Larry Sanders Show, one of the first in a never-ending stream of award-winning shows on HBO? When the young Jon Stewart played himself on six episodes, who would have thought that he would one day live out its same storyline: the set of a late night talk show. (Trivia note: it’s also Judd Apatow’s directorial debut.)

You can see plenty of Jon Stewart in the adorable indie flick Death to Smoochy. This is a movie about the ruthless behind-the-scenes backstabbing of children’s television. Death to Smoochy is a bit like if Krusty the Clown tried to murder Barney the Dinosaur, if Krusty was played by Robin Williams, and Barney was Ed Norton, and the whole thing had a stellar cast and was directed by Danny Devito. If you haven’t seen this movie, you’re probably wondering HEAVENS TO BETSEY WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS MOVIE? And the answer is most likely because Death to Smoochy bombed at the box office. But hey, this writer liked it and its Jon Stewart’s biggest acting role.

If you think Jon Stewart is just dreamy, and you’d like to see a young Jon Stewart play a romantic lead there’s a movie for that too. In Playing By Heart Jon Stewart woos Gillian Anderson in a very nineties romance that also stars Sean Connery, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Phillippe and a ton of other big names. The Jon Stewart on The Daily Show is so self-effacing it’s both strange and charming to watch him be so cocksure in his advances with the dream girl of every geeky nineties boy.

Jon’s first major film role was in the 1996 movie Wishful Thinking. It opens on the line “I was once hypnotized by a spoon;” so you know right away it’s more whimsical than Playing By Heart. A projectionist (James Le Gros) imagines his suspicions of his girlfriend into the films he shows. The film is divided into three parts, each showing a different point of view. I can’t say more about Jon’s role in the film without spoilers, but I can say that Drew Berrymore makes an adorable villain.

Jon Stewart Behind the Screen

Of course we couldn’t have a post on Jon Stewart without mentioning his directorial debut, Rosewater. We know you’ve been meaning to check it out, and now with Jon leaving The Daily Show, you have no excuse not to. Rosewater is based on the memoir Then They Came for Me. It is London journalist Maziar Bahari’s tale of three months being held in an Iranian prison. Perhaps Stewart was inspired to direct this movie because Bahari’s appearance on The Daily Show was part of the ludicrous justification for imprisoning him. But I believe that the true motivation was that this smart comedian recognizes that endangering journalists endangers freedom. I’m sure if you were to ask the man himself, this is the thing on this list Jon Stewart would most want you to pick up.

Now relax, OK? Remember, The Daily Show isn’t going anywhere. Who knows what new tricks this Trevor Noah fellow has up his sleeve. And Jon Stewart, well he isn’t dead yet, as he’ll be the first to tell you. Keep calm, and carry with you the comfort in knowing there’s plenty of Jon Stewart to enjoy.