Thank you Secret Santa for an amazing set of gifts! You nailed it! Two delicious varieties of Tastykakes greeted me as I opened the package, and really would have been sufficient in and of themselves. But what is this, more? A Mr. Robot F Society tee shirt! I would like to be buried in this shirt, if it has not fallen apart from use by then. That show is incredible. Do you know what is even more incredible? My Secret Santa this year. For I have saved the best gift for last. I did not know this existed, and I did not know I wanted it, but my Secret Santa knows the secret yearnings of my heart better than I. A Game of Thrones umbrella styled after Longclaw, the Valyrian steel blade of House Mormont, passed to John Snow by his preceding Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. How fun is that to type? How fun is that to HAVE? If you told me an hour ago my best present this year would be an umbrella, I would have thought 2016 was living up to its reputation for tragedy, but now I think it is living up to its reputation for the unexpected. Thank you thank you thank you secret Santa! I hope you got as good as you gave.