1. Literally the best part of every episode is the beginning when they show a Chip Gaines blooper.

2. His belly should have its own show.

3. Chip Gaines: The Belly That Could

4. Joanna and Chip's farm is just so damn quaint. I want to live there.

5. How many goats do they have? One goat, two goats, three goats…1 million goats!

6. Actually, I want Chip and Joanna to adopt me.

7. So, Chip and Joanna have like 15 children, right?

8. It seems like they have a small army of children.

9. They have so many kids they could totally adopt me and not even notice.

10. I'll just blend right in. All I need is a cute pail filled with crayons.

11. I need to buy a farm.

12. And a silo.

13. Oh, right — the reason we're all here: the home buyer.

14. I am now weeping because this home buyer has either a tragic backstory or a beautiful family.

15. Or they're surprising their parents with a home and there are tears everywhere.

16. Every time Chip harkens back to his glory days, an angel gets its wings.