The Democrat party is the evil party. If evil were a party, it would be Democrat. If evil skipped about in human form, it would vote Democrat. Were Satan to run for president, he'd run as a Democrat.

Just to make it clear for those people in the back, or the illiterate with passionate fingertips, already shitposting in the comments with furious digits: Democrats are the party of evil.

Are you upset by such a polarizing statement, said multiple ways to avoid confusion? I don't care. The whole purpose of stating Democrats are the party of evil is to grab your attention. If you're a Democrat and you don't consider yourself evil, then why do you align yourself with a party which has no problem checking every single evil box on every single evil list in every single evil book? If you're bothered by the insinuation you support evil, at least that's something. But perhaps amend your allegiances.

No, not all Democrats or people who vote Democrat are evil. But the party platform is. One could argue it's flirted with evil throughout its history (its support of slavery, being against civil rights), but in 2019, the Democrats are wearing evil's laurels. In 2019, the Democrats are waving evil's flag. To the point maybe I should start capitalizing evil as the Democrats have made it their de facto leader, offering it blood sacrifices.

Yesterday, Democrats voted against a bill which would require babies who survived abortions to receive medical care. A move as shocking as Satan supporting Adolf Hitler's choice in facial hair. It's always been my contention Democrats simply use children, and when they can't exploit children to implement their agendas, they prefer those children were transformed into dollar signs. Unborn children are only useful to Democrats if Democrats can kill them. Abortion=dollars. Dollars=donations. Donations=re-election. Re-election=power. Ergo abortion=power.

Democrats in bed with evil say the bill to protect infants who survived abortion was just a backdoor to ban abortion. They say Republicans' desire to protect babies outside of the womb is somehow going against women's healthcare. How a baby sitting on a table, not in any way connected to mommy, is "women's healthcare" is a question you're not supposed to ask, you misogynistic bigot.

Democrats then said the bill protecting babies from the snipping scissors of abortion doctors was unnecessary, as it's already illegal to kill babies. Outside the womb. These same Democrats, by the way, want even more gun control laws despite there already being gun control laws, because even if we save "just one life" it'll be worth it. But more than one law protecting babies...

Just ignore Democrats like Ralph Northam who openly said a baby would be kept comfortable until a mother decided if she wanted to kill it. Watch PURE EVIL: Virginia Governor Endorses Infanticide. Straight Up Murder!

Democrats blurring the moral waters on when it's okay to kill a baby, born, unborn, what gestation, what mental state, what physical state, how that baby came into existence, just furthers my case that Democrats are the party of evil. If you think debating the merits of when and how it's acceptable to kill a baby, you might also be evil. If that bothers you, again I say we're moving in the right direction. Baby steps.

By the way, a thing isn't transformed into not a thing when it's inconvenient for you. So it cannot be a baby when you want it, and not a baby when you don't. If you'd protect the baby at all costs when you want it, but advocate for its death when you don't, we're not dealing in the theoretical. Something is or it is not. Stop fooling yourself, stop deluding yourself. Supporting abortion is supporting killing a child. Bend yourself into whatever philosophical pretzel you want as you hurl yourself through mental and semantic gymnastic hoops. But spare us all your moral relativism.

Of course, now it's worse than just killing a child when it's hidden by a layer of skin (inside mommy's womb). Now we're talking about killing babies outside the womb, who should've had the courtesy to die inside the womb. Selfish bastards. If the mother's intent was to kill that squirming little shit inside the womb, well then fuck that ingrateful parasite if it thinks it can live outside the womb. Crush its head. Sever its spine. Take a pillow and suffocate it. Fill a basin of water and drown that infant. Put the pot of water over a flame, boil that ingrate. How dare it exists. How dare it live. How dare it cry for its mother, looking for a teet to suckle. Women are more than just baby-making machines. They should have the choice to decide who lives and who dies just as much as God Himself. That baby should've died in the womb, but if it didn't, kill it however you must.

The Democrats endorse the paragraph above. Sure, they may use different language, but the result of their support for post-birth abortion is all the same: dead babies. And so I say one last time in this post, Democrats are the party of evil.

~Written by Courtney Kirchoff