If you’re reading this, then it probably means one of two things. Either you’re currently being afflicted by a most terrible boredom (my sympathies) and have decided that nothing but the most obscure of The Blogosphere’s offerings will satisfy you , or you’re someone I happen to know in real life (again, my apologies) and I’ve forced myself and my tacky writing and my Oh-My-God-Was-That-Seriously-One-Sentence sentences upon you. There’s also the chance that you don’t know me and that you enjoy my writing, I suppose, but something something outliers.

I don’t fancy myself as much of a writer. Writers have Macbooks and wear scarves and camp out at Starbucks, working on America’s Next Top Novel. I have an old Keurig and a cheap HP laptop with no battery life gauge. Sometimes it dies on me in the middle of a sente

Just kidding.

Anyhow, I’ll be scouring the internet for creative writing prompts and, well, responding to them. Spicing up run-of-the-mill writing prompts by making subtle implications and adding unexpected twists is a guilty pleasure of mine (that pick-up line is on the house, folks). I’ll also be posting about other things, so if pop culture, books, current events, life hacks and bad jokes about dying laptops are your things, then you might find something to keep you around.

In exchange for your valuable readership, I promise never to:

(1) Refer to my thoughts as “musings.”

(2) That’s pretty much it, actually. Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve seen one too many blog names and posts that start with “Musings From A…” and I’m just over it.

(3) Please don’t hate me if you have a “musings” blog.

Thanks for reading!