Dance is an art. It is one of the oldest forms of self expression on the planet. For thousands of years it has been used as a medium of entertainment, prayer, exercise, and social interaction.

Some of the greatest things in life start and/or end with a dance, but whatever the occasion, large or small, just don’t ask Derrick Rose to dance.

All-Star game? Nope.

Olympics? Nope.

MVP? Yeah, no.

“Shmoney” in Barcelona with the homies?! Hell nah!

See him in line, third from the right? Derrick Rose is posted up, ’cause he don’t dance!

Some actually thought they caught him busting out some footwork at Simeon High School as a spry teenager. Those people were reaching though. Sorry to let you down, but it wasn’t Derrick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZczejHLBaG4

Despite popular belief, the kid thought to be Rose in the video is actually famed Chi-town “footworking” artist Ukemoshay “Kemo” Sanders.

So, in light of our favorite Bull once again holding it down like a G. Sports Mockery is bringing you the top times Rose didn’t dance courtesy of, you probably could have guessed it…. Rose Don’t Dance.

Rose Don’t Dance With Jo.

Rose Don’t Dance DDR.

Rose Don’t Do the Huxtable.

Rose Sure as Hell Don’t Dance With Bieber.

Rose Don’t Dance at Jack Rabbit Slims.

Rose Don’t Dance With Simple Minds.

Rose Don’t Vote For Pedro.

Rose Don’t Do Jazz Hands.

Rose Don’t Dance With Baby. He Prefers The Corner.

Rose Don’t Get Jiggy With Smithers.

Rose Don’t Even Dance With Jordan.

After all this, at least Chicago can rest easy knowing a dance related ACL injury is not in Derrick’s future.