Territorians have reported that dangerous wandering cocks are invading Kakadu National Park.

This raises the question of why the Territory Government is not going more to warn the public about rogue phalluses and sparked a call for a full government inquiry into the ramblings dongs.

A sign on the Stuart Highway just south of Pine Creek points to the potential menace. It reads: ‘Unfenced Road. Beware. Wandering Cock.’

media_camera Clare "Crackers" Callaghan and her sister Ruth Hyde keep a lookout for potential danger. They say there needs to be a government investigation into why there are not more warnings about "wandering cock" in the Territory. Picture: HELEN ORR

While it only mentions the cock in singular Nightcliff resident Clare ‘Crackers’ Callaghan said she and her family had seem many of them on a Yellow Waters cruise several nights before.

“They weren’t swimming, they were on a long steel boat,” she said.

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“We couldn’t help but notice how large they were and wondered how they all fitted on the long steel boat.

“I had no idea (wandering cocks were an issue).

“I thought it was a safe place to bring family. I’ve got a five year old niece. I’ve got a grandmother. And we’re really concerned.

“With wandering cocks on the loose you can’t be too careful. They could be anywhere.”

The Territory Government was unable to comment yesterday but one CLP insider said: “The number of wandering cocks clearly increased under Labor’s reign, now we’re being left to clean up the mess.”

Clare’s sister Ruth Hyde, from the United States had just two words: “I’m gobsmacked.”

Clare’s mother Trish Callaghan said her grandmother had once told her this sort of thing started when mixed public bathing was first allowed in the 1920s.

media_camera “We saw some at Yellow Waters. They weren’t swimming, they were on a long steel boat.” Picture: HELEN ORR

“There needs to be a public education program - from primary school up,” she said.

While Clare said “absolutely” the Territory Government should be doing more.

“And just one warning sign in Pine Creek is not enough,” she said.

“We need to know the real issues at hand and what the threat is to the public and there needs to be an investigation. There needs to absolutely be an investigation.

“I’m just very frightened and I don’t want to think about it to be honest.”

“It’s hard to say how aggressive these wandering cocks are and what threat they pose to the public.”