This fall, 50 Cent will release his sixth studio album Street King Immortal. It’s been a strange journey for someone who was once inarguably the most popular rapper in the world; since his mid-aughts heyday of beefs, collabs and G-Unit dominion, 50 has settled into the 21st century as something of a has-been. Not the chart-monster he used to be, but not a blithering hack either, just a guy who’ll reside on the periphery of pop culture, occasionally coming through with a killer feature or a pop-culture guffaw to remind the world that yes, y’all should be still paying attention.

50 Cent has done an excellent job of this. Short of Kanye or Lil Wayne, has any rapper been as funny as 50 Cent? From his horrible first pitch, to his charming Twitter account, or his relationship with Chelsea Handler, 50 has given us some of the most memorable storylines of anyone in the music industry. In tribute to his career and his upcoming record, we went ahead and listed the 50 most 50 Cent things 50 Cent has ever done.

50. 50 Cent would open shows by playing Jay-Z’s infamous diss line “I’m about a dollar / What the fuck is 50 Cents?” If that doesn’t make you super nostalgic for mid-'00s rap music, I don’t know what will.

49. 50 Cent gave porches as signing bonuses to Prodigy and Havoc of Mobb Deep when they signed to G Unit.

48. The insanity that D12 passed on the beat to “In Da Club” because it seemed so minimal and weird. Then 50 Cent got a hold of it and the world would never be the same.

47. The mere fact that The Massacre was 73 minutes long.

46. When 50 Cent decided to say “screw it,” and tried to be a serious actor by losing a frightening amount of weight to play a cancer patient.

45. When Aziz Ansari let the world know that 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is.

44. The video for “Candy Shop.”

43. Everything about the cover of Before I Self Destruct.

42. Despite his checkered past with homophobia, 50 Cent was very upfront about his pro-gay marriage stance.

41. That time he got sued by the orthopedic surgeon that worked on him for failing to pay the $32,000 bill.

40. When 50 Cent accepted a bet to post his penis on the Internet if the Giants lost the Super Bowl. It’s actually pretty surprising that 50 Cent hasn’t had dick pics leaked, isn’t it?

Ok RT @MyBestAssets: @50cent Lets bet. If the Giants lose the Superbowl, u must post ur d*ck on the twitter. If ... http://t.co/62NFcxGa — 50cent (@50cent) January 23, 2012

39. When he tweeted a picture of himself getting a foot massage at the dentist.

Getting my foot messaged and the dentist. Don't hate its to late I'm RICH .lol pic.twitter.com/fmvbxylFuG — 50cent (@50cent) July 3, 2013

38. 50 Cent strolls into a Best Buy, buys every copy of Trey Songz’s new album, strolls out.

37. That time 50 Cent called Twitter “the hood."

Ok look this aint twitter no more this the hood. And if any of you motherfucker say somthing crazy ima shoot the shit outta you — 50cent (@50cent) August 28, 2010

36. When 50 Cent rapped “I’m stupid rich, got retarded money, I’m special ed, I got special bread” on “I Like The Way She Do It.”'

My aunt sylvia didnt like me growin up cause she was the baby till I came. we had roaches so she put roach spray in a bowl and kill my dog — 50cent (@50cent) August 28, 2010

When 50 Cent was a kid , his aunt put roach spray in his dog’s bowl, thus killing his dog. I know technically this isn’t a thing 50 Cent did, but it still makes perfect sense that it happened to 50 Cent.

34. He originally titled “Ayo Technology” “Ayo Pornography,” but then changed the title after Interscope asked. This makes sense, considering 50 Cent blamed his horrible first pitch on chronic masturbation.

33. That time he told Conan O’Brien about how he “gets dirty” on Twitter.

32. Here is a picture of 50 Cent holding a sword.

31. 50 Cent is so hardcore he challenged Floyd Mayweather, a man who has never lost a fight in his life, to a reading competition.

30. That time, after an endless string of feuds with Ja Rule, the two men end up sitting next to each other on an airplane.

29. The fact that 50 Cent wrote much of Get Rich or Die Trying, one of the most powerful rap albums of all time, in the car rides to the studio. That’s so 50!

28. There’s of course the occasions where 50 Cent goes to war-torn nations like Somalia, proving his much more of a humanitarian than people give him credit for.

27. That time 50 Cent interpreted what Jay-Z and Solange were yelling at each other in that elevator.

26. When he went on Jimmy Kimmel’s show and announced an impromptu “fan sleepover” at his house.

25. When 50 Cent reminded us that he only masturbates when he has high self-esteem.

i might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me. — 50cent (@50cent) November 7, 2010

24. Speaking of which, there was also that time 50 Cent offered the world a simple, four step guide to stop masturbating.

23. There was of course, that huge error that 50 Cent made when he refused to sign Danny Brown because he didn’t like his jeans.

22. Vitamin Water.

21. When 50 Cent offered a glass of water to women from third world countries because “they wouldn’t have high expectations.” We all laugh nervously, because we all genuinely want to like 50 Cent and believe he is a good person.

Im a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won't have high expectations. Heres a clean glass a water baby lol — 50cent (@50cent) September 11, 2010

20. There was that time he ate a meal of chips, dip and guacamole on a makeshift table made out of bound stacks of money.

19. There was also that time he won a lawsuit against Taco Bell for using his name to promote their food. This is insane, because I think if Taco Bell had just asked 50 Cent to sponsor a crunchwrap supreme there’s a hundred percent chance he says yes.

18. That time he starred in Malefiftycent.

17. 50 Cent is the only man powerful enough to successfully sue WorldStarHipHop.

16. When he tried to talk his grandmother into getting an abortion.

15. There was that time he made a goddamn video game about shooting his way through the Middle East, trying to recover a crystal skull. What was the game’s name? 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. It still feels like a weird dream.

14. That time 50 Cent appeared on QVC to sell his headphones and got cozy with the hosts.

13. 50 Cent expresses his very progressive views on the wonder that is cunnilingus, and is gentleman enough to self-censor the word “pussy” in his tweet.

12. He got “a little gangsta” with Meryl Streep.

11. He named his dog Oprah.

10. And who could forget that time Oprah went after 50 Cent on that time 50 Cent called Oprah “a white woman"?

9. 50 Cent, in his consistent refusal to let the horrible situations life keeps putting him bring him down, managed to earn his GED while incarcerated.

8. 50 Cent is a goddamn businessman, so when the recession hit in the dying embers of the George W. Bush presidency, he was among his fellows at AIG and Bank of America losing millions of dollars.

7. That time he refused to smile when taking a picture with Guy Fieri.

I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit — 50cent (@50cent) August 26, 2010

Everything about his brief, still-beguiling relationship with Chelsea Handler.When we all learned that 50 Cent was a disrespectful grandson.

4. And who could ever forget 50 Cent’s amazing first pitch for the New York Mets?

3. That moment in the middle of the last decade when 50 Cent became the first solo artist to have three top 10 singles: “Disco Inferno,” “Candy Shop,” and “How We Do."

2. When he showed up on Chelsea Handler’s show to read his book to her.

1. And last but not least, when 50 Cent was rushed to the hospital after hearing Fat Joe’s new album, suffering from “noise poisoning.”

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