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Lots of readers bashed Burke Lakefront Airport when we asked for 51 things you'll never hear a Clevelander say.

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Last week, we asked readers what things you’ll never hear a true Clevelander say.

I suggested a few, like "Who's Bernie Kosar?" and "I'm so happy LeBron won those championships in Miami." But we wanted a list of 51 phrases and you delivered with more than 250 to choose from.

So here are the 51 things a Clevelander would never say:

1. “I’m optimistic about the future of Cleveland.” –Lou

2. “Back-to-back Super Bowl champs!” – KryleKrenin

3. “Hey, wanna go to Detroit?” –nobamaway

4. “Can I have a soda?” -DadeusisNutz

5. “We miss Dimora. He was such a likeable fella.” - MicturatedRug

6. “Winning all the time is getting boring.” - Chicago Jim

7. "Wow, that new world class casino Dan Gilbert built in the Flats puts Vegas to shame." –TonyBen

8. “Aren’t we lucky to have that beautiful airport along our lakefront?” -Shap

9. “My house doubled in value.” – Lakemistakes

10. “Boy, I miss the river fires.” - Westpark1952

11. “I grow tired of listening to all the nice things the national media has to say about Cleveland.” - Matt2korn

12. “Driving on Cleveland roads is like driving on a cloud.” -703Buckeye

13. “I actually prefer Akron over Cleveland.” –Jimbobjoejacksjr

14. “The Flats will be rocking tonight!” - Hottman202

15. “Ughh, is it football season again?” - Iheartcle81

16. “I didn’t know parts of ‘A Christmas Story were shot here.” - Skog62180

17. “I hated the movie ‘Major League.’” - Skog62180

18. “My water and sewer rates just went down.” – LonnieSchultz

19. “Looks like another year in the playoffs for us.” -blackriver

20. “When I get my college degree, I plan on staying in Ohio.” - Jgull

21. “I love that Marc’s only accepts cash or check.” - Amanda Harnocz

22. “Hey, do you know where to get a good beer around here?” – Wooderson

23. “Who cares about the draft? Let’s talk playoffs.” - Dominic211

24. “Those traffic cameras sure do make driving in the city safer.” - NRWM

25. “Tower City keeps getting better and better.” – Slyolddude

26. “Jimmy Haslam really understands Browns fans.” - Corona

27. “I’ve never been solicited for money on a downtown street.” - Skinny Little Boi from Cle Ohio

28. "What a year with those three parades down Euclid Avenue celebrating the Super Bowl, World Series and NBA championships for the Browns, Indians and Cavs." - TonyBen

29. “I wish Slyman’s would put less corned beef on their Ruben.” –Matt2korn

30. “Looks like the city bought enough road salt this year.” - Jimbobjoejackjr

31. “Great idea making the West Shoreway into a boulevard. Now, all it needs are some stop lights.” - Westpark1952

32. “Poor Art Modell. He got such a raw deal.” –cps828

33. “We are not impressed just because somebody mentioned ‘Cleveland’ on some TV show.” -slyolddude

34. “I can’t wait until it’s warm enough to go swimming in beautiful, clean Lake Erie. –NoCommentToday

35. “Beer at an Indians game is fairly priced.” - Rickastley69

36. “Go Steelers!” –frank drebin

37. “I’m happy the airport demolished the long-term parking garage in favor of surface spaces. I would never want to use covered parking in the winter.” –e2450

38. “Who’s the back-up quarterback?” –Cleveland13

39. “I wish we had even more council members.” –Lou

40. “Go Crunch!” - K_igneczi

41. “Wow, doesn’t the new lakefront development look great?” –Blaine Pullin

42. “I’m glad the Rock and Roll induction ceremonies are in New York. Who needs crowds?” -slyolddude

43. "Man, those RTA buses and trains are sure clean and safe." -TonyBen

44. “But don’t you ever get tired of the constant sun?” -blackriver

45. “We’re going to need a bigger trophy case!” –dt91nmj

46. “Who does Cleveland State’s football team play this year?” –Skog62180

47. “The Indians need to expand the seat capacity at Progressive Field in over to accommodate overflowing crowds.” - Jwbrown518

48. “This downtown lakefront condo has a great view.” - Skinny Little Boi from Cle Ohio

49. “Our restaurant and dining scene is terrible.” - Matt2korn

50. “I’m so glad it’s construction season.” –nobamaway

51. “We’re not getting enough snow.” – Paladindawg

What would you add? And what's your favorite phrase on our list? Continue the conversation in the comments section below.