TO THE "SEA PEOPLEKINGDOM TANK". NOW, IT SAYS "STEP 2... "ADD THE SEA PEOPLE EGGSTO THE WATER YOU WILL SEE SEA LIFESPRING INSTANTLY." OKAY, LET'S JUST RUN THROUGHTHIS ONE MORE TIME. WHEN THE SEA PEOPLE ARRIVE, I WILL WELCOME THEM SOUTH PARKAS AMBASSADOR OF EARTH. TWEEK, YOU GIVE THEMTHE KEY TO THE CITY, AND WE'LL ALL ENGAGE THEMIN SIMPLE, CONVERSATION. WE'VE GOT TO MAKE THE SEA PEOPLEFEEL COMFORTABLE, READY ? READY,LET'S SEE 'EM. HOLD THE SIGN UP, KYLE ! HIGHER KYLE ! OKAY... HERE WE GO... ARE THEY PLAYINGBASKETBALL ? WHAT THEF--- IS THIS ? HEY, THOSE AREBRINE SHRIMP. I USED TO FEED THEMTO MY FISH. I GOT RIPPED OFF ! I TOLD YOU, CARTMAN- OH SHUT UP, KYLE ! SHUT YOURGODDAMN JEW MOUTH ! YOU PEOPLE ARE WHY THERE'SWAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST ! AND YOU, TWEEK, WHY DON'T YOULEARN TO BUTTON YOUR SHIRTRIGHT FOR ONCE ! YOU'RE AS BAD AS STANWITH HIS STUPID GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS SPENDING TIMEWITH HER ! GOD, I HATE YOU GUYS ! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME AWAY TO THEIRUNDERWATER KINGDOM ! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE MEON ADVENTURES OF THE DEEP ! THEY PACKAGE BRINE SHRIMPAND SELL THEM TO KIDS ? THAT'S NOT RIGHT, MAN ! WHAT ARE WE GONNADO WITH THEM ? WHO CARES,THROW THEM AWAY ! LET'S POUR THEM INTHE TEACHER'S COFFEETOMORROW MORNING ! YEAH, THAT'D BE FUNNY ! HUH-HUH, OKAY ! ALRIGHT,LISTEN TO ME. WE MUST TAKE A STRICTVOW OF SILENCE. JESUS CHRIST,WE KILLED HER ! SHHH, TWEEKSHUT THE HELL UP !

YOU SEE MY TINY MINIONSGROVELING AT MY LIKENESS ! I AM ERIC CARTMAN, GOD. HEY, WE PAID FORTHE SEA PEOPLE TOO, HOW COME THEY'RE NOTMAKING STATUES OF US ? BE YE NOT JEALOUS, JEW. I AM CREATOROF ALL THINGS, YEA. THAT IS VERYIMPRESSIVE, ERIC, WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DOWITH YOUR UNDERWATER SOCIETY ? I AM GOING TO SENDA MESSAGE TO MY PEOPLE AND TELL THEM TODEVELOP A GREAT MACHINE THAT WILL SHRINK MEDOWN TO THEIR SIZE SO I CAN LIVEAMONG THEM FOREVER ! A HA ! A-HA-AHAHAHAAA ! WHAT THE HELL ISWRONG WITH YOU, BUTTERS ? THEY DID THATON THE SIMPSONS ! HA ! 'TREEHOUSE OF HORROR' EPISODE4F-02- 'THE GENESIS TUB' ! LISA LOSES A TOOTH AND THEBACTERIA ON IT STARTS TO GROW AND MAKESA LITTLE SOCIETY AND THEY BUILD A STATUE OF HERTHINKING SHE'S GOD ! HA ! HA-HA-HA ! SO ?YEAH, SO ? DUDE, THE SIMPSONS HAS DONEEVERYTHING ALREADY, WHO CARES ? THEY'VE BEEN ON FORLIKE THIRTEEN YEARS. OF COURSE THEY'VEDONE EVERYTHING. EVERY IDEA HASBEEN DONE BUTTERS, EVEN BEFORE THE SIMPSONS. YEAH, IN FACT,THAT EPISODE WAS A RIP-OFF OFA TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE. REALLY ? SO I SHOULDN'T CAREIF I COME UP WITH AN IDEA AND THE SIMPSONSALREADY DID IT... IT... DOESN'T MATTER ! EVERYTHING ISBACK TO NORMAL ! I THINK...I THINK I CAN GO BACK TO TRYING TODESTROY THE WORLD AGAIN ! GOOD FOR YOU ! YEAH, THAT'SGREAT BUTTERS, NOW GET THE HELLOUT OF MY ROOM. I FEEL LIKEA SPRING CHICKEN ! I'M READY TOWREAK HAVOC ONCE AGAIN ! HEY, LOOK EVERYBODY ! THE OTHER SIDE OF THE AQUARIUMIS BUILDING ANOTHER STATUE ! HEY, IT'S TWEEK ! ME ?OH MAN ! I DON'T WANTTO BE A GOD ! THAT IS WAYTO MUCH PRESSURE ! THAT IS BULLCRAP ! YOU BETTER STOPWORSHIPING HIM, SEA PEOPLE ! WHAT'S GOING ON NOW ? THE SEA PEOPLEFROM CARTMAN'S SIDE ARE SUICIDE-BOMBING THEBUILDINGS ON TWEEK'S SIDE ! AGH ! YEAH, GO ! NOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ? THE SEA PEOPLEON TWEEK'S SIDE JUST SUICIDE-BOMBEDTHE CARTMAN STATUE ! OH GODDAMMIT ! ( tiny screams ) OH NO ! OH, THE HUMANITY ! WELL, IT WASA NICE PROJECTWHILE IT LASTED, BOYS. YEAH, BUT I GUESSTHIS PROVES THAT WAR IS THE NATURALORDER OF LIFE. WHY CAN'T SOCIETIESJUST LIVE IN PEACE ?

OKAY, NOW PUT ONTHE NOSE, TWEEK. I CAN'T !YOU DO IT ! JUST STICK IT ON ! BUT WHAT IF I PUT ITIN THE WRONG PLACE ? JUST PUT ITBETWEEN IT'S EYES ! AGH ! BUT WHAT IF WHILEI'M PUTTING ON THE NOSE, THE SNOW MAN COMES TO LIFEAND TRIES TO KILL ME ? TWEEK, WHEN HASTHAT EVER HAPPENED EXCEPT FORTHAT ONE TIME ? YEAH ! HEY FELLAS ! OH, HEY BUTTERS. HOW ARE THINGS GOINGWITH YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND ? WELL, TWEEK'S OKAY, BUT HE'S CERTAINLYNO KENNY ! AGH ! YEAH, BUT HE'S STILLBETTER THAN YOU, BUTTERS. WELL, THAT'S GOOD. GOOD LUCK BEING THEIRNEW FRIEND, TWEEK. HOPEFULLY YOU'LL DOBETTER THAN ME. SEE YA, FELLAS. OH MAN, THAT ISWAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE ! YOU GUYS !YOU GUYS ! YOU'RE NOT GONNABELIEVE IT ! UH, OH. EVERYTHING'S GONNABE OKAY, YOU GUYS ! LIFE ISN'T SO CRAPPYAFTER ALL ! IT'S NOT ? NO, I WAS LOOKINGIN THIS MAGAZINE, AND I FOUND AN AD FORLITTLE OCEAN CREATURES THAT YOU CAN BUYAND RAISE IN YOUR ROOM ! NO WAY. LOOK ! SEA PEOPLE. YOU KEEP THEM INA BIG TANK OF WATER, AND THEY BUILD CASTLESAND PLAY BASKETBALL AND STUFF. NUH-UH. YEAH ! AND THEY RIDE AROUNDON TURTLES AND THEY PLAYGAMES WITH FISH ! NO WAY. OKAY, KYLE YOU'RE BEING ANEGATIVE NANCY, STOP IT. UNLESS YOU WANT EVERYONE TO CALLYOU NEGATIVE NANCY FROM NOW ON. NOW, WHAT WE NEED ISTO ALL CHIP IN $4.00 AND WE CANHAVE THEM HERE TOMORROW. ONLY $16.00 ? THEY CAN'T BE COOLIF THEY'RE ONLY $16.00. IF NANCY DOESN'TWANT TO CHIP IN, THEN IT WILL BE$5.35 PER PERSON. ALRIGHT,I'LL CHIP IN. AGH, ME TOO ! OH, ALRIGHT.

OKAY, MOM. I'M JUST GONNA BEUP HERE DOIN' MY HOMEWORK. YES, BY DAY HE'S MILD-MANNERED,SWEET AND INNOCENT BUTTERS ! BUT- NOBODY KNOWS THAT HE ISACTUALLY HIS DARK UNDERSIDE ! PROFESSOR CHAOS ! HA-HA, TIME TO WREAK HAVOCON THE WORLD THAT SHUNNED ME ! HA HA... HA HA... PROFESSOR CHAOS ! AH, MY FAITHFUL COMPANIONIN WORLD DESTRUCTION, GENERAL DISARRAY ! I HAVE DONEAS YOU ASKED AND BROUGHT THEFIRST LOAD OF SCRAP WOOD ! EXCELLENT,GENERAL DISARRAY ! NOW WE CAN BEGIN MY MOSTHORRIBLE, EVIL PLAN YET TO WREAK HAVOCON HUMANITY ! WHAT DASTARDLY DEEDARE WE DOING NOW ? SIMPLE, MY DEAR GENERAL... WE ARE GOING TOBLOCK OUT THE SUN ! WHOA ! I HAVEPLOTTED FOR WEEKS AND FIGURED THAT IF WEBUILD A HUGE WOODEN SHADE 80 FEET HIGHAND 50 FEET WIDE PRECISELY ON THIS HILL, SOUTH PARK WILL FOREVER BECAST IN A GREAT SHADOW ! OH, AWESOME ! SOON ALL PEOPLE WILLHAVE TO LIVE LIKE MOLES ! THEY WILL LIVE ONLYTO REMEMBER WITH SORROW HOW GREAT THE SUNUSED TO BE ! HA HA AHAAAAA ! COOL, IT'LL BE JUST LIKE ON 'THE SIMPSONS' ! HUH ? THEY DID THATON 'THE SIMPSONS'. I THINK IT WAS THEMR. BURNS CHARACTER, HE TRIED TO BLOCKSPRINGFIELD FROM THE SUN. HE DID ? AW HECK, I THOUGHTI WAS BEING ORIGINAL. SO HOW DOWE BUILD IT ? AW, I DON'TWANNA DO IT NOW. NOT IF THEY ALREADYDID IT ON 'THE SIMPSONS'. NOW I GOTTA THINKOF SOMETHING ELSE... GODDAMMIT, HOW COME EVERY TIMEI THINK OF SOMETHING CLEVER Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL'THE SIMPSONS'

COMING IN THE MAILTOMORROW... YES... YES... ♪ LOOK AT ME,I'M LIVING FREE ♪ ♪ FREE AND CLEANAMONGST THE SEA PEOPLE ♪ ♪ WE LOOK FOR PIRATES,AND SEARCH FOR GOLD ♪ ♪ LIFE IS AN ADVENTUREWITH THE SEA PEOPLE ♪ ♪ THEY DON'T EVER COMPLAIN ♪ THEY DON'TCALL ME FAT ♪ ♪ THEY DON'T MAKE MEDO HOMEWORK ♪ ♪ OR NOTHING LIKE THAT ♪ THIS IS THE WAYLIFE WAS MEANT TO BE ♪ ♪ LAUGHING AND SINGING ♪ THE SEA PEOPLEAND ME ♪ ♪ SEA PEOPLEAND MEEEEEE ♪♪ WOW, ONLY 3 MORE HOURS,SEA PEOPLE-- ONLY 3 MORE HOURSAND YOU CAN TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS CRAPPY GODDAMN PLANETFULL OF HIPPIES.

GENERAL DISARRAY,ARE YOUR PARENTS HOME ?NO. I'VE DONE IT,GENERAL DISARRAY ! I'VE COMPLETED MY MOSTHORRIBLE DEED TO DATE ! WHAT ? YOU KNOW THE BIG STATUEIN THE TOWN SQUARE OF PIONEER JOHNWESLEY POWELL ? I SNUCK OVER THEREWITH A HACKSAW AND I CUT OFF HIS HEAD ! HA HA !OH... UH- THEY'RE PROBABLYJUST REALIZING IT NOW ! QUICK, WE MUSTTURN ON THE NEWS ! ...but Hillary Clinton's assjust keeps getting bigger. also in the news tonight a vandal has apparentlycut off and stolen the head of the Powell statuein the South Park town square ! LOOK !LOOK ! I MADE THE NEWS ! I'VE WREAKED HAVOC ! The head was takenin the early morning hours, and the policehave no leads ! I FINALLY MADETHE WORLD SORRY ! I BROUGHTSADNESS AND CHAOS ! This act remindedall of us of the time that Bart Simpson took the headof the Springfield statue in one of theirclassic episodes. Here's what some peoplehad to say. Well, I think whoevertook the head was really just doingan homage to The Simpsons and I think it's great ! Yes, it really made me reflecton that episode and laugh ! The Simpsons issuch a great show and we need reminders like thisto keep us watching ! AW... AW,SON-OF-A-BITCH. The police say that instead oflooking for the missing head, they'd ratherleave it off, and be reminded ofThe Simpsons every day. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THESIMPSONS ALREADY DID THAT ? YOU SEEMED SO PROUD I DIDN'T WANNABUM YOU OUT. STUPID SIMPSONS...

I broughtyou something ! Ooh, what is it ? ( fart ) SEE ? WE'RE JUST WATCHINGCARTOONS LIKE ALWAYS. NOTHING'S CHANGED. JESUS CHRIST,SHE'S DEAD ! STOP IT, TWEEK ! WE'RE PRETENDING LIKENOTHING HAPPENED. Phillip, I thinkI may have accidentally killed Celine Dion ! Killing is neveran accident you dickface ! ( fart ) OH JESUS,CHANGE THE CHANNEL ! ...and in other newsstill no cause of death found for elementary school teacherDiane Choksondik however, doctors saythat during the autopsy, they did find semenin her stomach ! THEY FOUNDTHE SEA MEN ! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIMEBEFORE THEY FIND THE WOMEN TOO ! The autopsy is ongoing, and cause of deathhas yet to be determined. OH GOD !WE'RE DEAD ! OH JESUS,THAT'S IT, MAN ! I WANT NOTHING MORETO DO WITH YOU GUYS ! TWEEK, WHEREARE YOU GOING ? THEY'RE GONNAFIND YOU OUT ! AND WHEN THEY DO I DON'T WANNABE WITHIN 50 FEET OF YOU ! YOU'RE GONNA FRY MAN ! HEY, TWEEK, YOU'RE IN THISJUST AS MUCH AS WE ARE ! WHAT ? I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUTTHE SEA PEOPLE IN HER COFFEE ! I WASN'T EVEN THEREWHEN YOU DID IT ! YEAH, BUT YOU'RE OUR NEW FRIENDAND THAT MAKES YOU CO-PEE-ABLE. IN FACT, IT MAKES YOUTHE MOST RESPONSIBLE. TWEEK, YOU MIGHT HAVE TOTAKE THE FALL ON THIS ONE. ARGGHHH !

( doorbell ringing ) WELL, HELLO THERE,CHILDREN ! CHEF, WE DIDSOMETHING KIND OF BAD. WE DON'T KNOWWHO ELSE TO TALK TO ! OH, I'M SURE YOURLITTLE CRACKER PROBLEMS AIN'T ALL THAT BAD. COME ON IN. NOW JUST SIT DOWNAND TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TELL OL' CHEFWHAT'S GOIN' ON. WE NEED YOU TO PROMISENOT TO TELL ANYBODY. NOW CHILDREN, EVERY PROBLEMCAN BE WORKED OUT. WHAT WAS IT ? WE KILLED OUR TEACHER, AND THEY FOUND OURSEA MEN IN HER STOMACH. OH CHILDREN,THAT'S A PROBLEM WE ALL HAVE TO FACEAT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER. HERE, LET ME SING YOU A LITTLESONG THAT MIGHT CHEER YOU UP. ♪ SOMETIMES YOU KILL YOUR TEACHER ♪ ♪ AND THEY FIND YOURSEMEN IN HER STOMACH ♪ ♪ AND THE-- WAIT, WHAT ? SO WHATSHOULD WE DO ? WOW, I GUESS THISREALLY IS A BIG DEAL. WE'VE ONLY GOTONE OPTION, YOU GUYS. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOGO TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE THEY'REDOING THE AUTOPSY, AND GET OUR SEA MENBACK OURSELVES ! AGHAGH ! I PULLED OUT MY HAIR !

I AM GOING TO POSEAS A REAL ESTATE AGENT, AND CON EVERYONE IN TOWNINTO BUYING A MONORAIL, AND THEN SKIP TOWNWITH ALL THEIR MONEY ! NO ? SIMPSONS DID IT-THEY DID IT IN EPISODE 204. OKAY, THEN I'M GOING TOSTART A WEBSITE TO SPREAD VICIOUS RUMORSABOUT EVERYONE IN TOWN ! AND THEN- SIMPSONS DID IT. I'LL BURY A SKELETONWEARING ANGEL WINGS SO THAT THE TOWNSPEOPLE WILLTHINK A FALLEN ANGEL HAS- SIMPSONS DID IT. THIS IS IT. ALRIGHT, EVERYONE SCATTERAND LOOK FOR THE SEA MEN. TWEEK, STAY BY THE DOORAND KEEP A LOOK OUT. IF YOU SEE ANYBODY COMINGSAY THE CODE WORD: 'HAMMER TIME'. HAMMER TIME ? CAN'T THE CODE WORDJUST BE 'LOOK OUT' ? I WON'T REMEMBER'HAMMER TIME' ! JUST REMEMBER THE SONG'CAN'T TOUCH THIS' AND YOU'LL REMEMBERTHE CODE WORD ! YEAH STUPID ! OH GOD ! THERE'S NOTHING HERE. DUDE, IT'S PROBABLYSTILL IN HER STOMACH. IS IT HER ? YEAH, IT'SMS. CHOKSONDIK, ALRIGHT. WHAT DO WE DO NOW ? JUST REACH IN THERE AND GETTHE SEA MEN OUT OF HER STOMACH. OH GOD, YOU GUYSARE SUCH PUSSIES. AGH ! YOU GUYS ! HAM... HAMMA... I CAN'TREMEMBER THE CODE WORD ! CAN YOU SEETHE SEA PEOPLE ? NO, JUST A BUNCH OF GOO. YOU GUYS !UH... ♪ DUN DUN-DUN-DUN,DUN-DUN DUN-DUN ♪ ♪ CAN'T TOUCH THIS ♪ DUN DUN-DUN-DUN,DUN-DUN DUN-DUN ♪ ♪ CAN'T TOUCH THIS MRS. CHOKSONDIKSTINKS INSIDE. YEAH. ♪ DUN DUN-DUN-DUN,DUN-DUN DUN-DUNCAN'T TOUCH THIS ♪ STOP-- HAMMER TIME ! AGH !QUICK, HIDE ! ( Coroner )WELL, AT LEAST WEGOT SHANNON SHARPE BACK. ALRIGHT, LET'S JUST LEAVE THESEMEN SAMPLE NEXT TO THE CORPSE. I WANT TO RUN AHAIR & FIBER TEST NEXT. HEY, DO YOUSMELL CHILDREN ? NO... GOT IT, LET'S GO ! BLGH !AGH !UGH !

SO THAT A HUGE SOCCER RIOTCAN DESTROY- SIMPSONS DID IT !SIMPSONS DID IT ! -TAKE ALL THE BEER CANSIN SOUTH PARK AND HAVE THEM SHAKEN UP IN AHUGE MIXER AT THE PAINT STORE SO THAT THEY- EPISODE 9F17 ENTITLED'SO IT'S COME TO THIS'. FINE ! THEN MAYBE I'LL JUST FORGETABOUT DESTROYING THE TOWN, AND JUST RUN AWAYAND JOIN THE CIRCUS ! SIMPSONS DID IT. AAAGH ! THERE, WE JUST PUTTHE SEA PEOPLE BACK IN THE TANK WITH THE OTHERS,AND NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW. THE BLOOD IS WASHEDNEATLY FROM OUR HANDS. ALRIGHT, CHILDREN, I GOT YOUFOUR TICKETS TO THAILAND AND 300 DOLLARS CASH. IT'S GONNA BETOUGH LIVIN' FOR A WHILE, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DOSOME THINGS FOR MONEY YOU NEVER THOUGHT OFDOING BEFORE. IT'S ALRIGHT, CHEF. WE GOT OUR SEA PEOPLEOUT OF THE TEACHER'S STOMACH, AND WE PUT THEM BACKIN THEIR AQUARIUM. WAIT... WHAT ?"SEA PEOPLE" ? THE SEA PEOPLE THAT WEPUT IN THE TEACHER'S COFFEE ! UH, MAYBE YOU BETTERSTART FROM THE BEGINNING. ...AND THEN WE PUT THEMBACK IN THE TANK. OH, CHILDREN,YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ! SEA PEOPLE ISDIFFERENT FROM SE-MEN ! IT IS ? YES THAT STUFF THAT WASIN THAT VIAL DIDN'T COME FROM YOU, IT CAME FROMSOMEONE ELSE ! AND I THOUGHTYOU CHILDREN TOOK TURNS RAPING AND THENMURDERED THE TEACHER. HA HA HA. WELL IF THEY FOUND SOMEBODYELSE'S SE-MEN IN HER STOMACH MAYBE THEY'LL FINDOUR SEA PEOPLE TOO ! RELAX, CHILDREN ! DRINKING SOME BRINE SHRIMPCAN'T KILL YOU ! YOUR TEACHER MUST HAVE DIEDFROM SOMETHING ELSE ! OH REALLY ? AGH !I'M SO RELIEVED ! Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALAAAGHH ! ALRIGHT, YOU CHILDRENHAVE HAD A LONG NIGHT. WHY DON'T WE ALL GET SOME REST,AND ON MONDAY, I'LL SING YOU A SONGEXPLAINING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SEMENAND SEA PEOPLE. COME ON, CHILDREN,I'LL WALK YOU ALL HOME. OKAY, G'NIGHT CARTMAN. 'NIGHT, GUYS. I'M SO GLADWE'RE NOT MURDERERS. AH, IT'S SO GREAT THATEVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL.

YOU GUYS, COME QUICK,YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT ! OH NO, WHAT NOW ? THOSE SEA MEN FROM THE TEACHER'SSTOMACH SOMEHOW COMBINED WITH THE REMAINING SEA PEOPLEWE HAD LEFT IN THE TANK AND... WELL LOOK ! WHOA ! HOW ? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN ? I'VE BEEN UP FOR HOURSDOING SOME CALCULATIONS, AND I'VE COME UP WITH MY FINALTHEORY OF COMPOSITE DYNAMICS: SEA PEOPLE PLUS SEA MENEQUALS... SEA CIETY. WHOA... THEY'VE ALREADYACCOMPLISHED SO MUCH ! THEY'RE LIKE BACTERIA ! SMALL ORGANISMS LIVEMUCH FASTER LIVES AND DO THINGS ATA MUCH FASTER RATE. THAT'S RIGHT, TWEEK. IF MY THEORY IS CORRECT,ALL WE NEED IS TO GET MORE OF THETWO REACTING AGENTS AND WE CAN REALLYSEE THEM THRIVE ! TWEEK !AGH ! YOU GO AND SEND AWAY FOR MORESEA PEOPLE FROM THE MAGAZINE AD. GET AT LEAST 5 GALLONSOF THEM HERE, STAT ! STAN AND KYLE, YOU GO FINDA BIGGER FISH TANK TO PUT THEM ALL IN ! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ? ME ? I'M GOING TOGO OUT ON THE TOWN AND FIND TEN GALLONSOF SEA MEN.

I'VE WATCHED ALL132 EPISODES OF'THE SIMPSONS'. TWICE. AND I HAVE FINALLYCOME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT THEY HAVE NEVER DONE. BEHOLD, THIS DEVICETHAT I MADE, WILL TAKE THE CHERRIES OUT OFCHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES AND REPLACETHE INSIDE INSTEAD, WITH 2-MONTH-OLDMAYONNAISE ! PEOPLE WILL THINKTHEY ARE GOING TO GET A BITE OF ASWEET, DELICIOUS CHERRY, BUT INSTEAD GET A MOUTHFULOF YUCKY, STICKY MAYONNAISE ! HA HA HAAAA HAAAA ! YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THISON THE SIMPSONS, RIGHT ? NO, I THINK THE SIMPSONSWOULD BE MORE CLEVER THAN THAT. GOOD ! THEN LET US TAKEMY MACHINE OUTSIDE AND MAKE SOCIETY FINALLYPAY FOR SHUNNING US ! Tonight on 'The Simpsons' ! It's a Laugh-A-Ramawhen Bart builds a machine that takes the cherries out ofchocolate covered cherries and replaces itinstead with mayonnaise. NO... NO IT CAN'T BE ! OH OH,SIMPSONS DID IT ! SIMPSONS DID IT ! NO... NO ! SIMPSONS DID IT ! SIMPSONS DID IT ! AAAGH ! DON'T HAVE A COW, MAN. OH SWEET JESUS !

CAN I HELP YOU ? YES, MY MOMMY TOLD METHAT THIS IS WHERE I COULD FINDSOME SEA MEN. YOUR... MOM TOLD YOU ? DO YOU HAVETHEM OR NOT ? WE SELL SEMEN, YES, BUTNOT NORMALLY TO CHILDREN. WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? FRANCIS BELLMAN. FRANCIS, LET'S TALK. I DON'T WANNA BUNCH OFBULLCRAP FROM YOU, AND YOU DON'T WANT A BUNCH OFBULLCRAP FROM ME, RIGHT ? WHERE DOES THATGET US-- NOWHERE. THE TRUTH IS I AM COMPLETELYCERTIFIED TO HANDLE SEA MEN, AND THOUGH I MAYAPPEAR YOUNG, I'M ONE OF THE LEADING SEA MENAUTHORITIES OF THE MIDWEST. UP AND COMER, YOU KNOWWHAT I'M SAYING. HAVE MY OWN BUSINESS SOONAND I'LL NEED PEOPLE TO HELP ME RUN IT, I'M TALKINGABOUT YOU, FRANCIS, AND I'M TALKING ABOUTA SIX FIGURE INCOME, HOW'S THAT SOUND ? EVERYTHING WE SUPPLYIS BY THE QUARTER OUNCE. ONE DONOR, CERTIFIEDAND ON RECORD. I SEE, VERY INTERESTING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE... SEEMS LIKE QUALITY STUFFYOU GOT HERE, FRANCIS. YEAH, GOOD TEXTURE,NICE CONSISTENCY. THE SEA MEN MUST BE ALIVEAND HEALTHY IN THERE. I'LL TAKE FIVE. FIVE ? VIALS ? NO, GALLONS. WE DON'T HAVETHAT MUCH HERE. DAMMIT, GIVE MEALL YOU GOT THEN !

NO !NO ! SIMPSONS DID IT ! SIMPSONS DID IT ! AAAAHHH ! HEY, LET ME ON,LET ME ON ! SIT DOWNAND SHUT UP ! AAAAGH ! BUTTERS, HAVE YOUSEEN MR. HAT ? HELLO THERE, CHILDREN ! AAAAAAGHG ! NOOOOOOO ! WHAT THE HELL'SWRONG WITH HIM ? LOOK THE SEA PEOPLEHAVE EVOLVED TO AN EGYPTIAN-LIKE CULTURE ! SOON THEY'LL DISCOVERFROZEN FOODS- AGH ! THAT SHOULD BEENOUGH WATER, KYLE. YOU GOT THE NEWSEA PEOPLE PACKETS, TWEEK ? WELL, DROP 'EM IN ! AND I'VE GOTTHE SEA MEN... WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF SEA MENYOU GOT THERE, CARTMAN. YEAH, I BOUGHT ALLTHAT I COULD AT THIS BANK, AND THEN I GOT THE REST FROMTHIS GUY RALPH IN AN ALLEY. THAT'S COOL. YEAH, AND THESWEET THING IS, THE STUPID ASSHOLE DIDN'T EVENCHARGE ME MONEY FOR IT ! HE JUST MADE ME CLOSE MY EYESAND SUCK IT OUT OF A HOSE. HA... THERE WE GO... OKAY, NOW LET'S PUTTHE SEA-CIETY IN ITS NEW HOME ! ( screaming ) NOTHING TO DO NOWBUT WAIT... CLOSE YOUR EYES ANDSUCK IT OUT OF A HOSE ? UH-HUH, YUP. HUH.HUH.