This made me laugh as it is so true. I had to share. It doesn’t seem to matter how good a developer you are and how rigorously you follow testing process etc, we are all still people and when things don’t go as you would expect them, we start to come out with the excuses.

I have used the majority of replies on this list myself in my career as a software developer.

There is also a good web site that generates developer excuses. There are some really good ones on here.