More interested in reading the romanticized ramblings of an Apple apologist? Put on your favorite U2 album, plug in your dongle, and check out Rob Stott's counter argument here.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, part of me wishes I went to medical school to see if the opposite is true. Ask anyone my opinions on the tech giant and it is negative at best, exhausting at worst.

A fair warning, this will be the latter.