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- Previously

on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

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I'm writing you a prescription

for Pharmarusical.

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- â™ª Welcome to Ruco Labs

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Yeah!

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- Bitch, I'm from Chicago.

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[all laugh]

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- Team The Vixen.

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Con-drag-ulations.

You are the winning team.

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[applause]

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- And The Vixen, as team leader,

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you are the winner

of this week's maxi challenge.

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- Monique Heart.

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- In the musical performance,

I can't remember you.

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- Kalorie.

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- I wanted to see more

imagination, more creativity,

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and I think that's why

a lot of us lost you.

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- Eureka.

- What happened, Eureka?

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- I didn't realize

I was still so emotional

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over what had happened to me.

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- Your knee sent you home

last season.

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If you don't get

out of your head,

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your head's gonna send you home

this season.

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- Eureka, shantay, you stay.

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- Thank you.

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- Kalorie, sashay away.

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- Whew.

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- Yes, mama, congratulations.

- Girl.

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- You tore that shit up.

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- What did she have to say?

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- "Thank you, sisters.

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"I'm so blessed

to have met you all.

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Keep it kute?"

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- Cute with a K.

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- My chubby girl sister, honey,

back-back-back,

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we'll be all fat

together again one day.

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I'm completely shook.

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I can't believe I got

that close to going home.

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I've worked so hard and fought

for so long to be here again.

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If I don't get out of my mind,

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then literally all this

hard work that I've done

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is gonna be for nothing.

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- I'm very proud of all of us,

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because this was

a really hard challenge.

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- Yeah.

- Congrats, Vixen.

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I thought you were gonna win.

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- I didn't get here on accident.

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- Who was it that I said that

you were gonna cause her to win

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by giving her that hair.

Who did I say that to?

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- Me.

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I think it's kind of funny

that The Vixen's best drag look

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was composed of a wig

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that she didn't even

bring from home.

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- I have to say I was

a little nervous at first.

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I just thought you were

a little like, you know,

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but you pulled us together.

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- I chose y'all

because I trusted y'all.

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But at the end of the day,

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I trusted y'all

because I trust my judgment.

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- Monique, you were in like

the bottom three essentially.

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- I don't feel I was the worst,

because I feel like I sold it.

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My whole look made out of hats,

layered in cards, safe.

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And then I come out

in a Cookie Monster costume,

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with an extra layer

of my personality,

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which is the fact that

I'm a crafty queen.

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- It wasn't no sponge, though.

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- Ooh.

- Ooh.

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- And you were safe.

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Moving forward into this week,

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I'm just gonna make sure

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that I'm the biggest personality

they don't forget.

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I'm not going home

any time soon, America.

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You can bet that.

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When you work so hard

to get here,

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like I might have been

almost disconnected

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trying to get here,

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I feel like get woke,

shook, I'm awake.

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- Every week, Monique thinks

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that she should have been

in the top.

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Girl, you oughta take a hint.

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If you're not getting

what you think...

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Step your pussy up.

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- The winner

of "RuPaul's Drag Race"

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receives a one-year supply

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of Anastasia Beverly Hills

cosmetics

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and a cash prize of $100,000.

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With extra special guest judges

Nico Tortorella

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and Courtney Love.

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- â™ª RuPaul's Drag Race

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- â™ª May the best woman

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- â™ª Best woman win

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- Seven sisters right here.

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- Whoo.

- [laughs]

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- Week three.

- Right!

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- We're back in the workroom,

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and after winning,

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I just wanna win again and again

and again and again.

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I need these girls to know

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that I am a force

to be reckoned with.

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[alarm]

- Ooh!

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- She done already

done had hers.

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America's next drag superstar

is an old-fashioned girl.

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- Oh, yes.

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- But if she's not careful,

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she gonna get dated.

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- Whoo-hoo.

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- I don't even know.

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- Hello, hello, hello.

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[cheers and applause]

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- Yes, mama.

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- Ladies, for today's

mini challenge,

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I'm holding screen tests

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for my provocative new

RuPaul's Chocolate Bar campaign.

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[cheers and applause]

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Let me set the scene.

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You've just arrived

in Hollywood,

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eager for your first big break.

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And I want you to do

whatever it takes

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to stand out from the crowd

and make me laugh.

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Now, you've got 20 minutes

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to get into quick,

fresh-off-the-bus drag.

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[all laugh]

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- Go.

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- Does anyone have duct tape?

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- Can y'all turn off the HD

for this part?

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- Oh, my God.

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- Time's up.

Time's up, ladies.

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Welcome to the RuPaul

Chocolate Bar casting call.

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Don't forget to make me laugh.

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What's your name?

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- My name is Miz Cracker,

but you can call me

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what they call me

on the streets of Harlem.

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- What's that?

- What the--

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- [laughs] See that

chocolate bar right there?

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I want you to do a monologue

as the chocolate.

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- I am the chocolate bar.

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I taste like

your best afternoon.

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April 24.

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- Well, that

don't make no sense.

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Hop like a chocolate

bunny rabbit.

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- Is this an episode

of "Twin Peaks?"

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- [laughs]

Okay, be a cat.

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- Meow.

- Use your paws.

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- Meow.

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- Does kitty like chocolate?

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- Mee-ee-ow.

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- [laughs]

Give that chocolate a try.

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- It's nutty.

I love nuts in my mouth.

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- Mmm.

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- Sing the Pledge of Allegiance.

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- â™ª Oh, say can you see

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- Bark like a dog.

- Arf.

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- Now tell me in barks

how good the chocolate is.

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- Rarrr! Ru-ruff!

- [laughs]

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- Now, are you a dancer?

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- I dance for money back home.

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- Can you show me a dance move?

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- Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

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[tap dances]

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- [laughs]

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- Faster.

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Faster.

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- So fast.

So fast.

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- Why don't you take a rest

on the ladder?

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- [laughs]

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- Give the chocolate a snuggle.

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[laughs]

Sweet dreams.

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- Mime a wall.

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Sexier.

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- It's an invisible wall.

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- Okay, read the ingredients

of the chocolate bar.

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- Sea soo--sau--salt.

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- Very good.

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Oh, you've taken

the whole wrapper off.

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- Was I not supposed to?

I'll clean it up.

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- Where you from, MonÃ©t?

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- I'm an Irish girl.

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- Oh, what part of Ireland?

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- Northern Ireland.

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- Can you dance an Irish jig?

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- Oh, I sure can.

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It's an Irish jig, girl.

You gotta jig it.

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[all laugh]

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- Oh, yeah, girl.

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- Sing something Irish

to the chocolate.

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â™ª It's in the bra

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â™ª In the bra

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â™ª In the bra

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[all laugh]

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- [speaking foreign language]

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- Okay, now say it sad,

and then smile.

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- [speaking foreign language]

- [laughs]

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- Now, can you do an accent?

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- [British accent]

Top of the morning to you.

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Do you want something delicious

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that is succulent, decadent,

hot and vivacious?

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Well, you should totally have

RuPaul's Chocolate bar.

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- That's the worst Jamaican

accent I've ever heard.

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[all laugh]

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- Tell the chocolate bar

what you think of it.

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- Oh, you decadent

chocolate bar, you.

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Succulent.

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[all laugh]

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- Hey, kit cats.

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- Hey.

- Hi.

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- Three of you

really made me snicker.

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Blair St. Clair.

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[applause]

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- Monique Heart.

- Yeah!

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- And MonÃ©t X Change.

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[cheers and applause]

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- Now ladies, this season,

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our mission is to take over

the mother-tucking world.

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So for this week's

maxi challenge,

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I want you to use

your charisma, uniqueness,

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nerve and technology

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to help me market new emerging

breakthrough dating apps

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designed to connect with

lonely underserved consumers.

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Now, the first app

is called "End of Days."

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It's for doomsday preppers

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who want to spend

the rest of their lives

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with someone special,

even if that's just two weeks.

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[all laugh]

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- Second is "Fibstr."

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It's for pathological liars

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who are looking

for a real connection.

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Or are they?

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[all laugh]

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- And last and maybe least

is "Madam Buttrface."

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[all laugh]

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- It's for she who's got

a banging body, but 'er face.

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[all laugh]

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- Blair, Monique, and MonÃ©t,

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you are team captains.

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- Monique has not been

in the top at all,

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which is gaggy to me.

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So I'm going to pick teammates

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that are going

to kill this challenge.

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- First pick, Blair St. Clair.

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- I'm gonna go with Miz Cracker.

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[applause]

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- Monique.

- Miss Dusty Ray Bottoms.

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- Thank you.

- MonÃ©t.

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- Asia O'Hara.

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- Eureka.

- Oh, I'm not last today.

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[applause and laughter]

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- Kameron.

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- Aquaria.

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- So you Yuhua, Mayhem,

and The Vixen

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remain to be chosen.

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- The Vixen.

- Yeah!

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- My good sister Miss Mayhem.

00:10:05.305 --> 00:10:09.809 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

- Which means Yuhua,

you-a with Team MonÃ©t.

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- Thank you for choosing me.

00:10:11.211 --> 00:10:15.381 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:63%

- Team Blair, you'll be

working on "End of Days."

00:10:15.381 --> 00:10:18.418 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:58%

Team Monique, you'll be

working on "Fibstr."

00:10:18.418 --> 00:10:23.523 align:middle line:10% position:45% size:73%

And Team MonÃ©t, you'll be

working on "Madam Buttrface."

00:10:23.523 --> 00:10:27.827 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

Now, each team needs to use

their acting and writing skills

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to come up with a commercial

00:10:29.295 --> 00:10:32.398 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

that makes me

wanna tap that app.

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Gentlemen, start your engines.

00:10:34.801 --> 00:10:37.704 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

And may the best woman win.

00:10:37.704 --> 00:10:39.739 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:58%

- So we're Team Fibstr.

00:10:39.739 --> 00:10:41.741 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:45%

- All right.

- Come on, Fibstr.

00:10:41.741 --> 00:10:43.176 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:56%

- What were

some of your thoughts?

00:10:43.176 --> 00:10:45.778 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- Him being somebody talking

about "I'm completely sane"

00:10:45.778 --> 00:10:48.214 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

and all this and that,

and this and that, but--

00:10:48.214 --> 00:10:49.582 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:43%

and her be in

the straitjacket,

00:10:49.582 --> 00:10:51.317 align:start line:79% position:53% size:53%

like she's absolutely

fucking nuts.

00:10:51.317 --> 00:10:53.253 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

- I think you could play that

very, very well.

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- Great. I would love to.

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- What if we called it out?

Are you a pathological liar?

00:10:57.724 --> 00:10:59.325 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- Is truth serum

not your cup of tea?

00:10:59.325 --> 00:11:01.494 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

Catfish have been

bottom feeders for too long,

00:11:01.494 --> 00:11:02.495 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

and we're bringing them

to the surface,

00:11:02.495 --> 00:11:03.963 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:58%

or something like that.

00:11:03.963 --> 00:11:06.032 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

- Do you find it hard

to find love as your true self?

00:11:06.032 --> 00:11:07.033 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:16%

- Yes.

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- Okay, so let's

write those down.

00:11:09.335 --> 00:11:13.740 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

- So everyone's collaborating,

throwing out ideas.

00:11:13.740 --> 00:11:15.742 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

Mayhem's a little quiet.

00:11:15.742 --> 00:11:19.279 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

- Does one of us need to be like

the narrator of the app?

00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:20.413 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

- I'll do it.

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- Girl, you better deliver,

00:11:21.648 --> 00:11:24.250 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

because if I'm in the bottom two

because of you,

00:11:24.250 --> 00:11:25.985 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

I'm cutting up all your wigs.

00:11:25.985 --> 00:11:27.020 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:31%

All of them.

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- Introduce your app.

What is it called?

00:11:30.256 --> 00:11:31.624 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:58%

What should we call it?

- It is Buttrface.

00:11:31.624 --> 00:11:33.126 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:45%

We don't have

to make up a name.

00:11:33.126 --> 00:11:34.661 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

- We don't have to come up

with another name for it?

00:11:34.661 --> 00:11:36.029 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

- No, that's the name of it.

00:11:36.029 --> 00:11:37.430 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

- Okay. Madam Buttrface?

- Madam Buttrface.

00:11:37.430 --> 00:11:39.966 align:middle line:10% position:44% size:78%

I wanted to pick people who

I felt were strong competitors,

00:11:39.966 --> 00:11:41.768 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

but also were the most creative.

00:11:41.768 --> 00:11:44.137 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

So here's the thing

about intro-ing the app.

00:11:44.137 --> 00:11:46.105 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

- Do you look

for a healthy girl?

00:11:47.640 --> 00:11:51.244 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

- We have to set it up like have

you--are you tired of those--

00:11:51.244 --> 00:11:53.012 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

- Are you tired

of unhealthy girls?

00:11:54.647 --> 00:11:55.848 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

- I got stuck with Yuhua.

00:11:55.848 --> 00:11:58.351 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

I didn't choose her,

I got stuck with her.

00:11:58.351 --> 00:11:59.786 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

And you say,

are you tired of those girls

00:11:59.786 --> 00:12:00.853 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:58%

you take to the movies?

00:12:00.853 --> 00:12:02.188 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

They have those beautiful faces,

00:12:02.188 --> 00:12:04.891 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

but then their body

feels like a lumpy mess.

00:12:04.891 --> 00:12:07.594 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- Mm, no.

That's too...too...too...

00:12:07.594 --> 00:12:08.595 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:25%

- Rhyme-y?

00:12:08.595 --> 00:12:11.431 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- No, not even that.

So...so typical.

00:12:11.431 --> 00:12:12.765 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:35%

Make it funny.

00:12:12.765 --> 00:12:15.568 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

- Right, well, I'm, like,

brainstorming ideas, girl.

00:12:15.568 --> 00:12:17.203 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

This is the tackiest

and crunchiest

00:12:17.203 --> 00:12:20.073 align:start line:79% position:50% size:81%

and oldest line in the book, but

there's no "I" in "team," girl.

00:12:22.875 --> 00:12:24.077 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:35%

- Coming up...

00:12:24.077 --> 00:12:27.246 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:56%

- One thing that I can

always use is my size.

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And I can just be

excessively eating

00:12:29.048 --> 00:12:30.483 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:56%

'cause I'm afraid

the world's gonna end.

00:12:30.483 --> 00:12:33.653 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:75%

- Right off the bat,

she jumps right to a fat joke.

00:12:34.487 --> 00:12:36.656 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

00:12:37.323 --> 00:12:39.692 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:38%

[RuPaul laughs]

00:12:41.728 --> 00:12:43.763 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:65%

- So we could kind of like

have the four of us

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introducing what's going on,

00:12:45.264 --> 00:12:46.866 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:70%

and saying like this is my

problem, this is my problem,

00:12:46.866 --> 00:12:48.067 align:middle line:10% position:48% size:48%

this is my problem.

- Yeah.

00:12:48.067 --> 00:12:50.637 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:63%

- But we all have

an end solution together.

00:12:50.637 --> 00:12:52.872 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:65%

For this week's challenge,

we are asked to write,

00:12:52.872 --> 00:12:55.341 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:70%

produce, and star in our own

commercial for a dating app.

00:12:55.341 --> 00:12:57.276 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

And I am

one of the team leaders.

00:12:57.276 --> 00:12:59.012 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:38%

I'm so excited.

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- I feel like

it either has to be

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you guys

introducing the product,

00:13:01.481 --> 00:13:03.549 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

or a narrator introducing

the product, but not both.

00:13:03.549 --> 00:13:05.018 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- One thing

that I can always use

00:13:05.018 --> 00:13:07.420 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

is my size to be comedic.

00:13:07.420 --> 00:13:09.922 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

I mean, I know that's

like stereotypical funny,

00:13:09.922 --> 00:13:11.791 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:75%

but it's the end of the world,

00:13:11.791 --> 00:13:13.960 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

and I could just be

excessively eating

00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:15.461 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

'cause I'm afraid

the world's gonna end,

00:13:15.461 --> 00:13:18.798 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

so that way just in case all the

food goes bad, I won't starve.

00:13:18.798 --> 00:13:20.133 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:50%

- Right off the bat,

00:13:20.133 --> 00:13:22.201 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:61%

Eureka has her own ideas

00:13:22.201 --> 00:13:25.638 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:75%

on what I should do, she

should do, everyone should do.

00:13:25.638 --> 00:13:29.108 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

She jumps right to, oh,

let's make it about a fat joke,

00:13:29.108 --> 00:13:31.411 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:75%

and then it could be about me.

00:13:31.411 --> 00:13:33.079 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

- At the end, like,

we can all just be like,

00:13:33.079 --> 00:13:34.447 align:middle line:79% position:52% size:43%

fight each other,

00:13:34.447 --> 00:13:35.782 align:start line:79% position:53% size:63%

before the mother-fucking

world ends!

00:13:35.782 --> 00:13:37.984 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

And like have like there's bombs

coming at us, like...

00:13:37.984 --> 00:13:40.887 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

Who would be open

to being my lesbian lover?

00:13:42.155 --> 00:13:43.956 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:56%

- Miss Kameron, I know

00:13:43.956 --> 00:13:45.458 align:middle line:10% position:48% size:48%

that it takes you

two hours to paint.

00:13:45.458 --> 00:13:47.860 align:middle line:10% position:46% size:68%

Do you wanna write

some lines down once again?

00:13:47.860 --> 00:13:49.762 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:81%

'Cause I do not--

- Well, I was gonna talk to you.

00:13:49.762 --> 00:13:52.932 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

Since I wrote out

the opening lines,

00:13:52.932 --> 00:13:54.467 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

do you want me to narrate

00:13:54.467 --> 00:13:57.904 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

since I know them really well

since I wrote them?

00:13:57.904 --> 00:13:59.739 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:28%

- I mean...

00:13:59.739 --> 00:14:01.708 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

- What's your call?

- That kind of makes sense.

00:14:01.708 --> 00:14:02.909 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- I mean, I don't wanna

step on any toes.

00:14:02.909 --> 00:14:04.343 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

If you wanna do it,

I'll let you do it.

00:14:04.343 --> 00:14:05.545 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

But just since I wrote them out,

00:14:05.545 --> 00:14:07.980 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

I feel like

I can spit them really easy.

00:14:07.980 --> 00:14:09.315 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:48%

- What do you feel?

00:14:09.315 --> 00:14:10.550 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- I was just

gonna play that role

00:14:10.550 --> 00:14:12.652 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

because I felt like I needed

to do some kind of like

00:14:12.652 --> 00:14:15.154 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:50%

more acting into it.

00:14:15.154 --> 00:14:18.224 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

Basically,

I don't really have lines.

00:14:19.525 --> 00:14:21.360 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- Were you really like

wanting to be that narrator?

00:14:23.529 --> 00:14:25.164 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:43%

Mayhem looks like

00:14:25.164 --> 00:14:28.000 align:middle line:10% position:45% size:73%

she has an issue with Kameron

being the narrator.

00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:29.402 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

But closed mouths don't get fed.

00:14:31.104 --> 00:14:33.673 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

- I could--that's fine with me.

- Stunning. Okay.

00:14:35.475 --> 00:14:37.744 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:41%

Let's get ready.

00:14:37.744 --> 00:14:41.114 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:75%

- Who "nose" what you can find

with "Madam Buttrface?"

00:14:41.114 --> 00:14:43.616 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:50%

- [chuckles] Our app

is Madam Buttrface.

00:14:43.616 --> 00:14:44.951 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

So since we're

gonna be Buttrfaces,

00:14:44.951 --> 00:14:46.119 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

we agree that the ugly girls

00:14:46.119 --> 00:14:48.187 align:start line:10% position:50% size:50%

need to be really,

really fucking ugly.

00:14:48.187 --> 00:14:50.123 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

They need to be nothing

like their Grindr pictures.

00:14:50.123 --> 00:14:51.858 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

They are like

the exact opposite.

00:14:51.858 --> 00:14:53.760 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

- Where'd you get

those noses, Asia?

00:14:53.760 --> 00:14:56.262 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

- Right there on the table.

- I want one, too.

00:14:56.262 --> 00:14:57.697 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- I don't know

if there's any more.

00:14:57.697 --> 00:14:58.965 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

- The other two have noses.

00:14:58.965 --> 00:15:01.400 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

and then you've gotta have

a prosthetic nose, too?

00:15:01.400 --> 00:15:04.003 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

The app isn't

"Date the Nose, Girl."

00:15:04.003 --> 00:15:06.038 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

Black all your teeth

and draw moles,

00:15:06.038 --> 00:15:08.374 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

and just put hair on it,

like big hairs.

00:15:08.374 --> 00:15:10.209 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

- Just like gross,

like, what's--

00:15:10.209 --> 00:15:12.211 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

- I'm thinking of it.

Stop screaming at me, dude.

00:15:12.211 --> 00:15:13.513 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

I'm not screaming.

00:15:13.513 --> 00:15:14.514 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

- I'm not screaming at you.

I'm just telling you.

00:15:14.514 --> 00:15:16.449 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

- We're just encouraging quickly

00:15:16.449 --> 00:15:17.450 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

because there's a time limit.

00:15:17.450 --> 00:15:18.584 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

- Yes, I heard it.

Like no noses.

00:15:18.584 --> 00:15:20.520 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

I heard it. I heard it.

I heard it. I heard it.

00:15:20.520 --> 00:15:22.822 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

- I actually like clutched

my pearls a little bit.

00:15:22.822 --> 00:15:24.123 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

I was like you all relax.

00:15:24.123 --> 00:15:25.992 align:middle line:85% position:44% size:78%

We are not attacking you, girl.

00:15:25.992 --> 00:15:27.727 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

This is a team.

We are here together.

00:15:27.727 --> 00:15:29.262 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

If you lose, we all lose.

00:15:29.262 --> 00:15:30.730 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:53%

- One time is enough.

00:15:30.730 --> 00:15:33.366 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:53%

It's enough times 10.

00:15:33.366 --> 00:15:34.534 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:53%

I'm getting irritated

00:15:34.534 --> 00:15:36.602 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

because nobody asked

for Aquaria's opinion.

00:15:36.602 --> 00:15:38.304 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:61%

Take care of those noses

on your face, girl.

00:15:38.304 --> 00:15:40.006 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

I don't need 10 voices about it.

00:15:40.006 --> 00:15:41.374 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:41%

- Oh, "nose,"

she better know.

00:15:41.374 --> 00:15:43.075 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:75%

- Oh, "nose," she better know.

00:15:43.075 --> 00:15:45.244 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:21%

[laughs]

00:15:45.244 --> 00:15:47.513 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:45%

- Uh, Miss Mayhem?

00:15:47.513 --> 00:15:49.816 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- Yes, love?

- Okay, you getting painted?

00:15:49.816 --> 00:15:51.117 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:31%

- Yes.

- Thank you.

00:15:51.117 --> 00:15:54.020 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

And can you do something

very strong

00:15:54.020 --> 00:15:55.488 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:50%

and dominatrix-like?

00:15:55.488 --> 00:15:57.623 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:33%

- Absolutely.

- Thank you.

00:15:57.623 --> 00:16:00.693 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

Love you.

Appreciate your kindness.

00:16:00.693 --> 00:16:02.094 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- Monique

is an effective leader,

00:16:02.094 --> 00:16:06.132 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:70%

and I know Monique is tired,

like me, of being safe.

00:16:06.132 --> 00:16:08.534 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

So I know Monique is going

to do everything possible

00:16:08.534 --> 00:16:10.536 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

to kind of steal the win.

00:16:10.536 --> 00:16:12.038 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- Fish, what are y'all doing

in y'all group?

00:16:12.038 --> 00:16:13.539 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:43%

- Girl, the fool.

00:16:13.539 --> 00:16:14.941 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:25%

- [laughs]

00:16:14.941 --> 00:16:16.576 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

- The absolute, 100% fool.

00:16:16.576 --> 00:16:20.813 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- Team Buttrface

might be in the bottom.

00:16:20.813 --> 00:16:22.481 align:middle line:85% position:44% size:78%

Asia isn't feeling the concept.

00:16:22.481 --> 00:16:23.683 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:43%

She's like, girl.

00:16:23.683 --> 00:16:25.918 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

And when another drag queen

goes, "girl,"

00:16:25.918 --> 00:16:27.386 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:58%

you know it ain't good.

00:16:27.386 --> 00:16:29.021 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

- Girl, I think

you're gonna do just fine.

00:16:29.021 --> 00:16:30.523 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

- Just fine

ain't good enough.

00:16:30.523 --> 00:16:33.993 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

I didn't come to "Drag Race"

to do just fine.

00:16:33.993 --> 00:16:35.695 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:41%

- I came to win.

- Amen.

00:16:37.230 --> 00:16:39.065 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:45%

- I am so into it.

00:16:39.065 --> 00:16:40.433 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- He ain't gotta tell you

how to get ugly.

00:16:40.433 --> 00:16:41.834 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

She just like

putting on her eyebrows.

00:16:41.834 --> 00:16:43.035 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:56%

They just look stupid.

00:16:43.035 --> 00:16:44.937 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:43%

- Did she really?

00:16:44.937 --> 00:16:46.706 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:41%

- Can you--I--

because I can't.

00:16:46.706 --> 00:16:48.407 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:50%

- I'm so frustrated.

00:16:48.407 --> 00:16:49.609 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:35%

I'm like, ugh.

00:16:49.609 --> 00:16:50.810 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

Really, girl?

00:16:50.810 --> 00:16:51.911 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- Oh, yeah, I was afraid.

I was like,

00:16:51.911 --> 00:16:52.879 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

why are you painting

so pretty, though?

00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:54.146 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

- I'm saying you look pretty.

00:16:54.146 --> 00:16:57.083 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- No, I'm gonna--

I'm gonna put dots, girl.

00:16:57.083 --> 00:16:58.618 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- The hardest part for me

in this challenge,

00:16:58.618 --> 00:17:00.119 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:48%

is wrangling Yuhua.

00:17:00.119 --> 00:17:01.888 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

This is just Yuhua all the time.

00:17:01.888 --> 00:17:04.891 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

She just--I don't think Yuhua

ever really stands on something

00:17:04.891 --> 00:17:06.259 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

and like commits to it fully.

00:17:06.259 --> 00:17:08.661 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

And that problem is coming

to bite us in the ass.

00:17:08.661 --> 00:17:10.563 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

- Yuhua, I know you don't

want me telling you what to do,

00:17:10.563 --> 00:17:11.731 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:75%

but look really fucking ugly.

00:17:11.731 --> 00:17:13.566 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- Wait, so, you know--

Are you the pretty one?

00:17:13.566 --> 00:17:15.301 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:48%

- I'm the ugly one.

00:17:15.301 --> 00:17:16.636 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:56%

- Not with them brows.

00:17:16.636 --> 00:17:18.371 align:middle line:85% position:44% size:78%

- I will look ugly in a second.

00:17:18.371 --> 00:17:20.006 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:38%

- Team Captain.

- So get to it.

00:17:20.006 --> 00:17:21.874 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:35%

- I call foul.

00:17:21.874 --> 00:17:22.909 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

- Yuhua, if you don't look ugly,

00:17:22.909 --> 00:17:24.110 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

I'm gonna punch you

in your nose.

00:17:24.110 --> 00:17:26.045 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

- I'm gonna look ugly,

don't worry.

00:17:26.045 --> 00:17:28.047 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

- We need you to serve MonÃ©t

00:17:28.047 --> 00:17:30.349 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

after she's twirled

like three numbers,

00:17:30.349 --> 00:17:32.952 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

four high kicks,

and one platypus death drop.

00:17:32.952 --> 00:17:34.320 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:25%

- [laughs]

00:17:34.320 --> 00:17:36.222 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

- Give her the cucumber, baby.

Give her the cucumber.

00:17:36.222 --> 00:17:37.790 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

- Give us the cucumbers.

00:17:37.790 --> 00:17:38.925 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

- I think our name

should be Team Sponge.

00:17:38.925 --> 00:17:40.226 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:31%

- No, bitch.

00:17:40.226 --> 00:17:41.727 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- Are we gonna have

the luck of the sponge?

00:17:41.727 --> 00:17:43.596 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

- The luck of the sponge

didn't work the first time.

00:17:43.596 --> 00:17:45.898 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

It's not gonna work.

- It did work. I was safe.

00:17:45.898 --> 00:17:48.000 align:start line:79% position:50% size:81%

My ass is here, and Vanessa and

Vanjie are somewhere else, girl.

00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:49.268 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:23%

- Vanjie.

00:17:49.268 --> 00:17:51.270 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:23%

- Vanjie.

- Vanjie.

00:17:51.270 --> 00:17:53.539 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:25%

- Vanjie.

- [laughs]

00:17:53.539 --> 00:17:55.207 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:35%

- Coming up...

- Action.

00:17:55.207 --> 00:17:57.076 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:75%

- Don't be such a drama queen.

00:17:57.076 --> 00:17:58.144 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:31%

[both laugh]

00:17:58.144 --> 00:18:00.079 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:53%

- I'm ready

to hit another bitch.

00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:01.814 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:56%

[intentionally silent]

00:18:02.748 --> 00:18:04.717 align:middle line:10% position:46% size:68%

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

00:18:05.351 --> 00:18:08.354 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:38%

[RuPaul laughs]

00:18:09.689 --> 00:18:11.123 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:21%

- Hello.

00:18:11.123 --> 00:18:12.258 align:middle line:10% position:49% size:13%

- Hi.

- Hi.

00:18:12.258 --> 00:18:13.259 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

- Hi, ladies.

00:18:13.259 --> 00:18:14.727 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

- Lights, camera, action.

00:18:14.727 --> 00:18:17.330 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:58%

It's time for us

to shoot our commercial

00:18:17.330 --> 00:18:18.564 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

with Michelle and Carson.

00:18:18.564 --> 00:18:20.333 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:35%

Let's kill it.

00:18:20.333 --> 00:18:24.437 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:75%

- You could use anything here,

including our pit crew boys.

00:18:24.437 --> 00:18:26.205 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

And of course,

all these furnishings

00:18:26.205 --> 00:18:28.107 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

brought to you by Objects.

00:18:28.107 --> 00:18:29.875 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

Do you wanna talk us through

your commercial?

00:18:29.875 --> 00:18:31.811 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

- So our app

is called "Fibstr."

00:18:31.811 --> 00:18:33.846 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

It's for pathological liars.

00:18:33.846 --> 00:18:36.782 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:70%

We're gonna start this scene

with the narrator first.

00:18:36.782 --> 00:18:38.084 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- Who's the narrator?

- Kameron is.

00:18:38.084 --> 00:18:39.552 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:58%

- Kameron. Okay. Great.

00:18:39.552 --> 00:18:40.953 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

- And are those your boobs?

00:18:40.953 --> 00:18:43.022 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- Yeah, I was trying to give

a little Michelle Visage--

00:18:43.022 --> 00:18:44.090 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- Oh, wow.

- Same doctor, yeah.

00:18:44.090 --> 00:18:45.925 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

- Congratulations.

All right, liars.

00:18:45.925 --> 00:18:47.059 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:48%

Make us believe it.

00:18:47.059 --> 00:18:48.661 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

- And action.

00:18:48.661 --> 00:18:50.663 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:58%

- Introducing "Fibstr,"

00:18:50.663 --> 00:18:54.266 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

the new app for pathological

liars looking for love.

00:18:54.266 --> 00:18:55.868 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:53%

- Cut. Okay, hold on.

00:18:55.868 --> 00:18:57.336 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

"Fibstr," you can't do it

in front of your face.

00:18:57.336 --> 00:18:59.438 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- And I think what you're

trying to really sell

00:18:59.438 --> 00:19:00.840 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

is the name of the app,

which is "Fibstr."

00:19:00.840 --> 00:19:03.209 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

So I think it should

be big on "Fibstr."

00:19:03.209 --> 00:19:05.478 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

Like that's your

like showgirl moment.

00:19:05.478 --> 00:19:06.812 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:23%

"Fibstr."

- Okay.

00:19:06.812 --> 00:19:08.447 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

- And action.

00:19:08.447 --> 00:19:10.716 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:58%

- Introducing "Fibstr,"

00:19:10.716 --> 00:19:14.120 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

the new app for pathological

liars looking for love.

00:19:16.389 --> 00:19:17.823 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- Kameron is trying to be

a real businesswoman

00:19:17.823 --> 00:19:19.925 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:63%

about being the narrator.

00:19:19.925 --> 00:19:21.660 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:56%

But it's falling flat.

00:19:21.660 --> 00:19:22.828 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:63%

I could have done better.

00:19:22.828 --> 00:19:24.697 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

- Okay, what's next, ladies?

00:19:24.697 --> 00:19:26.632 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- So my scene is pretty much

I'm playing like I'm bougie.

00:19:26.632 --> 00:19:27.633 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

I live in Beverly Hills.

00:19:27.633 --> 00:19:29.201 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

However, when it pans out,

00:19:29.201 --> 00:19:31.303 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

it's actually that I'm broke

and from Compton,

00:19:31.303 --> 00:19:33.873 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

and I have roaches, so,

you know, very, very bad.

00:19:33.873 --> 00:19:36.842 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

Three, two, one, action.

00:19:36.842 --> 00:19:39.412 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- She's self-directing.

- She is.

00:19:39.412 --> 00:19:42.148 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- I'm looking for

a beautiful, strong--

00:19:42.148 --> 00:19:43.816 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

Let's do that part again.

00:19:43.816 --> 00:19:45.151 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:23%

- Okay.

- Action.

00:19:45.151 --> 00:19:48.254 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

I'm looking for

a beautiful, strong man

00:19:48.254 --> 00:19:50.056 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

with big arms and great legs

00:19:50.056 --> 00:19:52.792 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

that loves house visitors

and house guests.

00:19:52.792 --> 00:19:54.860 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:45%

A man that loves

the simple things.

00:19:54.860 --> 00:19:56.429 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:28%

Great. Cut.

00:19:56.429 --> 00:19:58.697 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- She'd rather be a director

than an actress.

00:19:58.697 --> 00:19:59.932 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:43%

[Michelle laughs]

00:19:59.932 --> 00:20:01.233 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

- We've got four and a half

minutes left.

00:20:01.233 --> 00:20:05.071 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

I wish I had a doctor

that didn't wear pants.

00:20:05.071 --> 00:20:06.605 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

- You've gotta see a new doctor.

00:20:06.605 --> 00:20:09.008 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

- Okay, what's happening

in this scene, Mayhem?

00:20:09.008 --> 00:20:10.009 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:75%

- We're on this date, finally,

00:20:10.009 --> 00:20:11.777 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

and then I'm gonna drop my menu,

00:20:11.777 --> 00:20:13.212 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

because I'm covering my face.

00:20:13.212 --> 00:20:16.182 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

I'm gonna drop my menu, and

then I'm gonna reveal like--

00:20:16.182 --> 00:20:18.017 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

- You're a different person.

- We're seeing the blonde hair.

00:20:18.017 --> 00:20:19.251 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:38%

Okay. I get it.

- Yeah.

00:20:19.251 --> 00:20:20.286 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:43%

It's a sight gag.

00:20:20.286 --> 00:20:22.054 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:58%

Here we go. And action.

00:20:26.592 --> 00:20:29.628 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

Okay. So, Mayhem, what's

the reaction you want from him?

00:20:29.628 --> 00:20:33.699 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

I get the sight gag is

this is different than this.

00:20:33.699 --> 00:20:37.303 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:50%

- Mm-hmm. Yes. Um...

00:20:38.370 --> 00:20:39.405 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

- What comes after this?

00:20:39.405 --> 00:20:40.806 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- Then he's supposed

to be into it.

00:20:40.806 --> 00:20:41.874 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

He's supposed

to go along with it.

00:20:41.874 --> 00:20:43.809 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

It's what we talked about,

remember?

00:20:43.809 --> 00:20:46.078 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

Just Bryce,

she does her deep voice,

00:20:46.078 --> 00:20:47.880 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

you still kind of give

that puzzled look,

00:20:47.880 --> 00:20:49.982 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

then you're gonna go ahead

and be like, sure,

00:20:49.982 --> 00:20:51.016 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

let's go on and get out of here.

00:20:51.016 --> 00:20:52.651 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- Monique is definitely

a micromanager

00:20:52.651 --> 00:20:54.186 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

when it comes to leading.

00:20:54.186 --> 00:20:56.355 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

God, this is frustrating.

00:20:56.355 --> 00:20:58.290 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

- And you have to

make it known, Mayhem,

00:20:58.290 --> 00:21:00.259 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

because looking at you,

we don't really read bondage.

00:21:00.259 --> 00:21:02.128 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

You know,

it reads hot leather chick.

00:21:02.128 --> 00:21:03.262 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- Right.

- It doesn't really--

00:21:03.262 --> 00:21:04.263 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

- Should I take off my jacket?

- Maybe.

00:21:04.263 --> 00:21:06.298 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

- Whatcha got underneath?

00:21:06.298 --> 00:21:07.500 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- Yeah.

- Much better, yeah.

00:21:07.500 --> 00:21:09.602 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

- Stunning.

At the end of the day,

00:21:09.602 --> 00:21:12.304 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

this is the finished product

00:21:09.602 --> 00:21:12.304 align:middle line:85% position:42% size:6%

of

00:21:09.602 --> 00:21:12.304 align:middle line:85% position:56% size:11%

<i>moi.</i>

00:21:12.304 --> 00:21:15.808 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

I need them to excel

in front of the judges,

00:21:15.808 --> 00:21:19.378 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

so I probably

overstepped my bounds.

00:21:19.378 --> 00:21:21.981 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:21%

Kill me.

00:21:21.981 --> 00:21:23.149 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

- And action.

00:21:32.558 --> 00:21:34.126 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:50%

- I think that's it.

00:21:34.126 --> 00:21:35.561 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- Is that everything?

- Yes, ma'am.

00:21:35.561 --> 00:21:37.263 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- All right.

- I had nowhere to go

00:21:37.263 --> 00:21:38.564 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

with being a dominatrix.

00:21:38.564 --> 00:21:40.733 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

I think if I was playing

the narrator,

00:21:40.733 --> 00:21:42.034 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:43%

I would have had

more fun with it.

00:21:44.703 --> 00:21:46.539 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:50%

- Oh, look how cute.

- Hi.

00:21:46.539 --> 00:21:49.508 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:81%

- It's our time to go

in front of Michelle and Carson,

00:21:49.508 --> 00:21:51.911 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:75%

and what we bring to the stage

first of all

00:21:51.911 --> 00:21:54.079 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:63%

is smiles and confidence.

00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:57.316 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

We know Michelle is like a dog.

She can smell fear.

00:21:57.316 --> 00:21:59.518 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- So our commercial

that we're shooting today

00:21:59.518 --> 00:22:00.819 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

is called "End of Days."

00:22:00.819 --> 00:22:03.155 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

It's a new dating app

for more than just the gays.

00:22:03.155 --> 00:22:04.423 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:75%

- Very campy and over the top.

00:22:04.423 --> 00:22:06.158 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- So whatever you want to do

first, let's get to it.

00:22:06.158 --> 00:22:08.494 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:58%

Here we go. And action.

00:22:08.494 --> 00:22:10.563 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- Oh, ladies!

Ladies, have you heard?

00:22:10.563 --> 00:22:13.199 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

It's the end of the world!

00:22:13.199 --> 00:22:14.200 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:48%

- Well, yeah, girl.

00:22:14.200 --> 00:22:16.535 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

- I can't die tired or hungry

00:22:16.535 --> 00:22:17.937 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:28%

or worse...

00:22:17.937 --> 00:22:19.805 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:23%

a virgin!

00:22:19.805 --> 00:22:22.274 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

- Sweetheart, snap out of it!

00:22:22.274 --> 00:22:24.376 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

- Oh!

- Don't be such a drama queen!

00:22:24.376 --> 00:22:27.012 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:31%

[both laugh]

00:22:27.012 --> 00:22:29.582 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- Cut, cut, cut, cut.

You actually hit her.

00:22:29.582 --> 00:22:31.050 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

- I think I did a little, yeah.

- It's method.

00:22:31.050 --> 00:22:32.718 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:56%

- We're method acting.

00:22:32.718 --> 00:22:33.719 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

- That's actually--

no, it's called hitting.

00:22:33.719 --> 00:22:34.787 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

- Miz Cracker, are you okay?

00:22:34.787 --> 00:22:37.590 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

- Drag is a contact sport.

00:22:37.590 --> 00:22:38.757 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:33%

- [laughs]

- Okay, good.

00:22:38.757 --> 00:22:40.526 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

We're gonna do that again,

and I think

00:22:40.526 --> 00:22:41.860 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

you could do better

than that, Eureka.

00:22:41.860 --> 00:22:42.861 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:18%

- Okay.

00:22:42.861 --> 00:22:43.862 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- You got more in you, girl.

Come on.

00:22:43.862 --> 00:22:46.765 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:45%

Ready? And action.

00:22:46.765 --> 00:22:48.601 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

- Sweetheart, snap out of it.

00:22:48.601 --> 00:22:50.569 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- Ah!

- Don't be a drama queen.

00:22:50.569 --> 00:22:51.637 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:16%

- Aah!

00:22:51.637 --> 00:22:53.973 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

- Jesus! Cut!

00:22:53.973 --> 00:22:55.474 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:43%

- That was funny.

- Okay.

00:22:55.474 --> 00:22:56.775 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

- I'm ready to hit

another bitch.

00:22:56.775 --> 00:22:59.044 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

- Okay, here we go.

Let's go for it.

00:22:59.044 --> 00:23:00.946 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:28%

And action.

00:23:00.946 --> 00:23:02.214 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

- Till death do us part.

00:23:02.214 --> 00:23:03.749 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:25%

[applause]

00:23:03.749 --> 00:23:06.819 align:middle line:79% position:49% size:13%

- Oh.

- Oh.

00:23:06.819 --> 00:23:08.721 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:31%

- Okay, cut.

00:23:08.721 --> 00:23:09.989 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

I like that little makeout,

00:23:09.989 --> 00:23:12.024 align:start line:79% position:33% size:70%

but you should give

a little shrug like fuck it.

00:23:12.024 --> 00:23:13.025 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:35%

- Okay. Right.

00:23:13.025 --> 00:23:14.226 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- Right.

- That's great. Yeah.

00:23:14.226 --> 00:23:15.761 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

- And Vixen, be present,

00:23:15.761 --> 00:23:17.730 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

because you're by yourself

with a sandwich board on.

00:23:17.730 --> 00:23:20.399 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

She's just gonna be looking

at them or like, aah, you know.

00:23:20.399 --> 00:23:23.202 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:53%

- The Vixen seems

kind of disconnected,

00:23:23.202 --> 00:23:26.238 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:70%

and I feel like she's taking

this a little too serious.

00:23:26.238 --> 00:23:28.507 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

- And action.

00:23:28.507 --> 00:23:30.209 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

- Till death do us part.

00:23:30.209 --> 00:23:32.011 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:25%

[applause]

00:23:34.847 --> 00:23:37.149 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:43%

[Michelle laughs]

00:23:37.149 --> 00:23:38.684 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:21%

And cut.

00:23:38.684 --> 00:23:39.952 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:48%

- Is that too much?

00:23:39.952 --> 00:23:41.520 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- Eureka just said,

"Was that too much?"

00:23:41.520 --> 00:23:43.155 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

- Of course Eureka did great

00:23:43.155 --> 00:23:46.292 align:middle line:10% position:45% size:73%

in a scene-stealing challenge

00:23:46.292 --> 00:23:47.459 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:56%

because Eureka's great

00:23:47.459 --> 00:23:50.062 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

at making all

the attention on her, so...

00:23:50.062 --> 00:23:52.798 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:56%

[intentionally silent]

00:23:54.233 --> 00:23:56.268 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:41%

- Hello.

- Hello, ladies.

00:23:56.268 --> 00:23:58.437 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:75%

- Wow. Tell us about your app.

00:23:58.437 --> 00:24:00.472 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- Our app

is "Madam Buttrface."

00:24:00.472 --> 00:24:02.308 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

It's for those lovely ladies

and gentlemen

00:24:02.308 --> 00:24:04.743 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

who want to find a lady

who is everything,

00:24:04.743 --> 00:24:06.612 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

but her mother fuckin' face.

00:24:06.612 --> 00:24:07.713 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:18%

- Oh.

- Okay.

00:24:07.713 --> 00:24:10.115 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

And are you the team leader?

- I am.

00:24:10.115 --> 00:24:11.917 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:70%

For this commercial,

we did a lot of typecasting.

00:24:11.917 --> 00:24:15.120 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

And, you know, I am the most

pretty one out of the group.

00:24:15.120 --> 00:24:16.355 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

Aquaria thinks it's her,

but it's not.

00:24:16.355 --> 00:24:18.324 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

So I took the role

as a pretty bitch

00:24:18.324 --> 00:24:19.525 align:middle line:85% position:53% size:53%

with a fucked up body

00:24:19.525 --> 00:24:21.727 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

because that's pretty much

art imitating life

00:24:21.727 --> 00:24:23.195 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:50%

imitating art, girl.

00:24:23.195 --> 00:24:25.931 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

- Okay, here we go.

And action.

00:24:25.931 --> 00:24:29.168 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

- Welcome to Madam Buttrface,

the new revolutionary dating app

00:24:29.168 --> 00:24:31.070 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

where you can find

that beautiful chick

00:24:31.070 --> 00:24:33.605 align:start line:79% position:52% size:48%

with a face--sorry.

fuck, my line.

00:24:33.605 --> 00:24:35.274 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:48%

- No worries. Redo.

00:24:35.274 --> 00:24:36.942 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

Asia, this is

a great opportunity

00:24:36.942 --> 00:24:40.446 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

for you to like upstage people

and give us lots of face and--

00:24:40.446 --> 00:24:42.081 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- Asia, you need to mug

back there.

00:24:42.081 --> 00:24:43.515 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

- Yes. Give it everything.

00:24:44.717 --> 00:24:45.751 align:middle line:10% position:48% size:33%

- Okay.

- Here we go.

00:24:45.751 --> 00:24:47.986 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:28%

And action.

00:24:47.986 --> 00:24:52.124 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

- Welcome to Madam Buttrface,

the revolutionary new dating app

00:24:52.124 --> 00:24:54.760 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

where you find that beautiful

girl with that sexy body,

00:24:54.760 --> 00:24:57.129 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

but the face you probably

wanna shove into a pillow.

00:24:58.230 --> 00:24:59.832 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:43%

[stifling laughs]

- Cut.

00:24:59.832 --> 00:25:03.869 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

She literally looks like Lucy,

like the missing link.

00:25:03.869 --> 00:25:05.704 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:43%

Asia, great work.

00:25:05.704 --> 00:25:07.139 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:31%

- Thank you.

00:25:07.139 --> 00:25:08.440 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- So I see them

like living for Asia,

00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:11.143 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

and I'm like goddamn it,

that needs to be me, not Asia.

00:25:11.143 --> 00:25:12.811 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:31%

Focus on me.

00:25:12.811 --> 00:25:14.113 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:21%

Like me.

00:25:14.113 --> 00:25:15.581 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:38%

- That's great.

- Cut. Great.

00:25:15.581 --> 00:25:18.751 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- Let's move on.

- Okay, rolling. Here we go.

00:25:18.751 --> 00:25:19.752 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:18%

Action.

00:25:22.588 --> 00:25:24.123 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:56%

- My hot and sexy body

00:25:24.123 --> 00:25:27.459 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

allows me to exercise

in all different positions.

00:25:27.459 --> 00:25:29.461 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:16%

- Cut.

00:25:29.461 --> 00:25:31.964 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:38%

- Is that good?

- Um...

00:25:31.964 --> 00:25:33.232 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

We're gonna do that again.

00:25:33.232 --> 00:25:35.501 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:38%

Here we go.

Time's ticking.

00:25:35.501 --> 00:25:36.568 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:28%

And action.

00:25:38.370 --> 00:25:40.205 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

- My hot and flexible body

00:25:40.205 --> 00:25:43.709 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

allows me to exercise

in all different positions.

00:25:43.709 --> 00:25:46.278 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:58%

- Um, I don't underst--

00:25:46.278 --> 00:25:48.147 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

Like, is it going

to make sense in context?

00:25:48.147 --> 00:25:49.715 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

I'm not sure

I'm quite getting it.

00:25:49.715 --> 00:25:52.184 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:45%

- With my strong

and flexible body,

00:25:52.184 --> 00:25:55.454 align:middle line:10% position:46% size:68%

I can move

in all different positions.

00:25:55.454 --> 00:25:58.257 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

I don't think Yuhua's jokes

really landed

00:25:58.257 --> 00:26:01.326 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

because it somehow had nothing

to do with the dating app.

00:26:01.326 --> 00:26:05.697 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

I think this is Yuhua's

like do-wah-do-wah moment.

00:26:05.697 --> 00:26:08.634 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

I could watch that

a million times.

00:26:08.634 --> 00:26:10.602 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

- We have 11 minutes left.

00:26:10.602 --> 00:26:12.938 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

Here we go.

Hold on, where you going?

00:26:12.938 --> 00:26:14.440 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:56%

Go back, girl. Action.

00:26:16.475 --> 00:26:18.243 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:28%

- What? Oh.

00:26:18.243 --> 00:26:21.647 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:18%

- Okay.

00:26:21.647 --> 00:26:25.017 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:58%

- I am thinking, bitch,

I'm on a sinking boat,

00:26:25.017 --> 00:26:26.952 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:56%

and I'm the only bitch

with a life jacket.

00:26:26.952 --> 00:26:28.053 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:38%

- Okay, got it.

00:26:29.721 --> 00:26:30.923 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:35%

- Coming up...

00:26:30.923 --> 00:26:31.990 align:middle line:10% position:48% size:48%

- Can we talk about

how your best drag

00:26:31.990 --> 00:26:33.292 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:75%

is someone else's wig, though?

00:26:33.292 --> 00:26:34.893 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:31%

- Ooh-ha-ha!

00:26:34.893 --> 00:26:36.195 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:53%

- You threw the rock,

hit your head,

00:26:36.195 --> 00:26:38.497 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:41%

and got spanked.

Deal with it.

00:26:38.497 --> 00:26:39.765 align:start line:10% position:52% size:43%

- Will you just

shut the fuck up?

00:26:41.366 --> 00:26:42.901 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]

00:26:43.135 --> 00:26:45.137 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:38%

[RuPaul laughs]

00:26:47.940 --> 00:26:49.842 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:50%

- All right, ladies,

here we go.

00:26:49.842 --> 00:26:51.243 align:middle line:10% position:48% size:18%

- Yeah.

00:26:51.243 --> 00:26:55.080 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:58%

- It's elimination day,

and I'm nervous.

00:26:55.080 --> 00:26:58.817 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

I don't feel like I stood out,

and that's a bad thing.

00:27:00.118 --> 00:27:02.788 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- I feel like it's been

really difficult for me

00:27:02.788 --> 00:27:04.823 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

to actually connect

to other people here.

00:27:04.823 --> 00:27:08.060 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

How am I supposed to get by

our whole competition by myself?

00:27:08.060 --> 00:27:11.430 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

It's actually been really hard

being here without my mom.

00:27:11.430 --> 00:27:12.831 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:18%

- Yeah.

00:27:12.831 --> 00:27:14.466 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

- My mom and I are really,

really, really, really close.

00:27:14.466 --> 00:27:17.302 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

And me being here without her,

not hearing her every day

00:27:17.302 --> 00:27:19.471 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

or talking to her or like

even that moment to vent,

00:27:19.471 --> 00:27:20.572 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

and be like, hey,

I did really well today,

00:27:20.572 --> 00:27:22.274 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

or, hey, I had

a really rough day,

00:27:22.274 --> 00:27:23.575 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:43%

and I just need

to talk about it.

00:27:23.575 --> 00:27:25.277 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

That's been like all bottled up

this whole time here,

00:27:25.277 --> 00:27:27.546 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:56%

and it's been, like...

00:27:27.546 --> 00:27:28.947 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

I've just like

needed that support.

00:27:28.947 --> 00:27:31.316 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

- I have several drag children.

I'll be your friend.

00:27:31.316 --> 00:27:33.151 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:25%

- [laughs]

00:27:33.151 --> 00:27:35.153 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- How is it not being

a team captain?

00:27:35.153 --> 00:27:36.455 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

- I did not like it at all.

00:27:36.455 --> 00:27:39.191 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

Now I gotta depend on

somebody else to get it right?

00:27:39.191 --> 00:27:40.459 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

This is gonna be hard,

like...

00:27:40.459 --> 00:27:41.860 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

- And they're gonna be

looking at you, bitch.

00:27:41.860 --> 00:27:42.928 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

Okay, you were sticking it

last week.

00:27:42.928 --> 00:27:44.096 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

Are you sticking it again?

00:27:44.096 --> 00:27:46.632 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- Right, because I won

twice in one week, so--

00:27:46.632 --> 00:27:49.034 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- But one of them times

was a Eureka wig.

00:27:49.034 --> 00:27:51.436 align:middle line:85% position:44% size:78%

- That I borrowed from Monique.

00:27:51.436 --> 00:27:53.338 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:43%

I earned that wig

fair and square.

00:27:53.338 --> 00:27:54.873 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

You gotta let that go,

Miss Thing.

00:27:54.873 --> 00:27:56.475 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

- Can we talk about

how your best drag

00:27:56.475 --> 00:27:57.643 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

is someone else's wig,

though?

00:27:57.643 --> 00:27:58.777 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:43%

That's confusing.

00:27:58.777 --> 00:28:00.345 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- Ooh.

- I brought my best drag.

00:28:00.345 --> 00:28:02.481 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

I didn't borrow my best drag.

- You brought your best drag?

00:28:02.481 --> 00:28:04.349 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

Why didn't you wear it

on the runway, though?

00:28:04.349 --> 00:28:07.786 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- Obviously we weren't

being judged on our drag.

00:28:07.786 --> 00:28:09.388 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- You got read.

Is the library open?

00:28:09.388 --> 00:28:11.223 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

- I'm saying

the hair was borrowed.

00:28:11.223 --> 00:28:13.225 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

- I had another wig

that matched the dress, as well.

00:28:13.225 --> 00:28:15.794 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

- Okay, I'm just saying.

00:28:15.794 --> 00:28:17.329 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- So what are you saying?

That I won?

00:28:17.329 --> 00:28:19.431 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

So I won,

and you were in the bottom.

00:28:19.431 --> 00:28:20.832 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

You wanted to be shady.

It didn't work.

00:28:20.832 --> 00:28:22.834 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

- America, let the facts

be the facts.

00:28:22.834 --> 00:28:25.437 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

Vixen handed Aquaria her ass

00:28:25.437 --> 00:28:28.240 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:70%

in a gift bag, gift-wrapped.

00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:30.676 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:41%

There you go.

Merry Christmas.

00:28:30.676 --> 00:28:32.344 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- So let's talk about--

- Aah!

00:28:32.344 --> 00:28:33.979 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:23%

A spider!

00:28:33.979 --> 00:28:34.980 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:18%

- What?

- Aah!

00:28:34.980 --> 00:28:36.481 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

- I can't--I can't--I can't.

00:28:36.481 --> 00:28:37.516 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

I know I'm queening out.

I can't.

00:28:37.516 --> 00:28:40.285 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

Aah! It's a big one!

I told you.

00:28:40.285 --> 00:28:42.854 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:31%

- It's huge!

- Aah!

00:28:42.854 --> 00:28:44.056 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- Aah!

- It's just a spider.

00:28:44.056 --> 00:28:45.057 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:43%

- You can see it

through the lace.

00:28:45.057 --> 00:28:46.291 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

- It's a dinosaur.

Did you see it?

00:28:46.291 --> 00:28:47.960 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

- Oh, Kameron, you're a bitch.

- It's huge.

00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:50.329 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:45%

- Aah! Oh, my God!

00:28:50.329 --> 00:28:52.898 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:38%

- It is a spi--

oh, my Lord.

00:28:52.898 --> 00:28:55.400 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- That spider

saved Aquaria's life.

00:28:58.370 --> 00:29:00.339 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

- Blair, how was your team?

You're a team leader.

00:29:00.339 --> 00:29:02.674 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

- Our scene that we were selling

was called "End of Days,"

00:29:02.674 --> 00:29:04.476 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

so we came up with

the storyline

00:29:04.476 --> 00:29:06.244 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

that the end of the world,

00:29:06.244 --> 00:29:08.246 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

like the Rapture

is coming kind of thing.

00:29:08.246 --> 00:29:10.582 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

- You made it religious?

- A little, yeah.

00:29:10.582 --> 00:29:12.184 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

But we weren't making fun

of religion in it.

00:29:12.184 --> 00:29:14.252 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

I grew up in an extremely

Christian household.

00:29:14.252 --> 00:29:15.354 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:18%

- Same.

00:29:15.354 --> 00:29:17.489 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:63%

- My parents

are very, very religious.

00:29:17.489 --> 00:29:19.157 align:middle line:85% position:44% size:78%

- But I find it so interesting,

00:29:19.157 --> 00:29:21.560 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

because your parents are so

supportive of you and your drag.

00:29:21.560 --> 00:29:24.463 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

- Yeah. My mom is seriously

my biggest 100% supporter.

00:29:24.463 --> 00:29:27.399 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

My mom wears around, like,

Number 1 like Blair fan.

00:29:27.399 --> 00:29:28.800 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

- My parents have never

seen me in a show.

00:29:28.800 --> 00:29:29.768 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

I don't think they'll ever come.

00:29:29.768 --> 00:29:31.136 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:21%

- Never?

- No.

00:29:31.136 --> 00:29:32.704 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

- So, like, they're still

not supportive to this day?

00:29:32.704 --> 00:29:35.974 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

- Me and my family

don't really talk anymore.

00:29:35.974 --> 00:29:38.443 align:middle line:10% position:47% size:53%

It feels good to hear

00:29:38.443 --> 00:29:41.880 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:56%

that Blair came from

a really conservative,

00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:43.849 align:middle line:10% position:48% size:43%

religious family,

00:29:43.849 --> 00:29:46.385 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

and everything is working out

just fine for them.

00:29:46.385 --> 00:29:48.253 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

My family

doesn't even know I'm here.

00:29:48.253 --> 00:29:49.554 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

When I came out to my family,

00:29:49.554 --> 00:29:50.856 align:middle line:85% position:45% size:73%

the night before it happened,

00:29:50.856 --> 00:29:53.258 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

I literally was like

at my breaking point.

00:29:53.258 --> 00:29:54.993 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

Like I was at my lowest low

with everything.

00:29:54.993 --> 00:29:56.862 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

And I literally, like,

cried out to God,

00:29:56.862 --> 00:29:58.130 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

and was like,

I need a change in my life.

00:29:58.130 --> 00:29:59.665 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

Like, I need something

to happen

00:29:59.665 --> 00:30:01.299 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

and to be different for me.

00:30:01.299 --> 00:30:03.135 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

And then literally the next

morning, my mom was like,

00:30:03.135 --> 00:30:05.404 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

hey, come downstairs,

we need to talk about this,

00:30:05.404 --> 00:30:08.040 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

and the whole

me coming out happened.

00:30:08.040 --> 00:30:10.642 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

My mom knocks on my door

and says,

00:30:10.642 --> 00:30:13.211 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

uh, your dad just found

something on your computer.

00:30:13.211 --> 00:30:14.613 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

They lost it.

00:30:14.613 --> 00:30:18.684 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

They took me to church.

They got me exorcised

00:30:18.684 --> 00:30:22.354 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

because they thought I was

possessed by a gay demon.

00:30:22.354 --> 00:30:24.823 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

I had this like prayer warrior

sitting in front of me.

00:30:24.823 --> 00:30:27.092 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

My mom and dad were standing

behind her looking at me.

00:30:27.092 --> 00:30:29.428 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

I had to list every person

00:30:29.428 --> 00:30:31.296 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

I've ever had

a sexual encounter with.

00:30:31.296 --> 00:30:35.367 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

I was so confused after

the whole thing went down,

00:30:35.367 --> 00:30:37.803 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

because was I straight now?

00:30:37.803 --> 00:30:40.872 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:18%

Like...

00:30:40.872 --> 00:30:43.108 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:70%

I had to go through therapy.

00:30:43.108 --> 00:30:45.510 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

- Oh, my God.

- And I was on a track

00:30:45.510 --> 00:30:47.079 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

to go to straight camp.

- That's crazy.

00:30:47.079 --> 00:30:49.414 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

- I was meeting

with these pastors,

00:30:49.414 --> 00:30:51.850 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

and he was like,

"In a homosexual relationship,

00:30:51.850 --> 00:30:53.785 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

you'll never find success.

00:30:53.785 --> 00:30:55.620 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:61%

You'll never find love."

00:30:55.620 --> 00:30:58.623 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:16%

[sobs]

00:30:58.623 --> 00:31:01.326 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

And I stopped him

and I went upstairs

00:31:01.326 --> 00:31:02.627 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:31%

and I packed

my car.

00:31:02.627 --> 00:31:04.629 align:middle line:85% position:44% size:78%

I said I can't do this anymore.

00:31:10.135 --> 00:31:14.473 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

It was the most humiliating,

awful thing of my life ever.

00:31:14.473 --> 00:31:16.575 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:75%

Now I have a wonderful fiancÃ©.

00:31:16.575 --> 00:31:18.510 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

We have a beautiful life

together.

00:31:18.510 --> 00:31:20.412 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

Things are going

really great in my life,

00:31:20.412 --> 00:31:22.547 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:58%

and I didn't have

to compromise or change

00:31:22.547 --> 00:31:26.351 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:81%

for someone's small-minded view.

00:31:26.351 --> 00:31:28.520 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:53%

But it was a journey.

00:31:28.520 --> 00:31:32.591 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:75%

I still believe in God because

I cried out and I was heard.

00:31:32.591 --> 00:31:35.227 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

My whole life is different

because of that day.

00:31:35.227 --> 00:31:38.630 align:middle line:10% position:50% size:75%

- Yeah. It's gut-wrenching

to feel like these little boys

00:31:38.630 --> 00:31:41.032 align:middle line:10% position:45% size:73%

were in communities where

they thought they were loved.

00:31:41.032 --> 00:31:45.036 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

But to have these experiences

where you are so ostracized,

00:31:45.036 --> 00:31:46.638 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

and you feel like

you can turn to no one else,

00:31:46.638 --> 00:31:49.641 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

it makes me grateful to know

that I never had to endure that.

00:31:49.641 --> 00:31:51.610 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

I still go to church

every Sunday morning.

00:31:51.610 --> 00:31:54.346 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

I'm the section leader

of a Methodist Church, girl.

00:31:54.346 --> 00:31:56.448 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

I go to choir rehearsal

on Wednesdays in full drag.

00:31:56.448 --> 00:31:57.482 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:41%

- Yay!

- Do you really?

00:31:57.482 --> 00:31:59.618 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

- Yes.

- That is amazing.

00:31:59.618 --> 00:32:02.154 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

- Hearing everyone's story

00:32:02.154 --> 00:32:05.891 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:65%

is truly helping me see

the truth of who they are.

00:32:05.891 --> 00:32:07.859 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

We come here with big makeup,

big hair,

00:32:07.859 --> 00:32:11.329 align:middle line:79% position:46% size:68%

and it's easy

to live behind a character.

00:32:11.329 --> 00:32:14.432 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

So it's so great

to see vulnerability.

00:32:14.432 --> 00:32:15.667 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:43%

- When y'all come

to New York City,

00:32:15.667 --> 00:32:17.469 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

we all gonna go to my church

in full drag.

00:32:17.469 --> 00:32:19.437 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- Yeah!

- And they will live for it.

00:32:19.437 --> 00:32:22.307 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- I might have to meet y'all

at brunch afterwards.

00:32:26.411 --> 00:32:29.281 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:70%

- Girl, can y'all stop being

so negative all the time?

00:32:29.281 --> 00:32:30.382 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

Jeez.

- What'd you call me?

00:32:30.382 --> 00:32:31.817 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:28%

- Negative.

00:32:31.817 --> 00:32:33.685 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:65%

- Was it something I said?

00:32:33.685 --> 00:32:34.753 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

- Aquaria, what happened?

00:32:34.753 --> 00:32:36.154 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

- No, Vixen's just a bitch.

00:32:36.154 --> 00:32:38.890 align:middle line:79% position:45% size:73%

And she's just trying to like

get my goat at everything,

00:32:38.890 --> 00:32:40.725 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

so I'm not--

- Apparently I got it.

00:32:40.725 --> 00:32:42.294 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:33%

- Ooh.

- Y'all quit.

00:32:42.294 --> 00:32:43.795 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:61%

- You don't have to keep

like coming at me.

00:32:43.795 --> 00:32:45.330 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- But I can.

- That's fine, and--

00:32:45.330 --> 00:32:46.398 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:31%

- And it is.

00:32:46.398 --> 00:32:47.933 align:start line:79% position:52% size:43%

- Will you just

shut the fuck up?

00:32:47.933 --> 00:32:49.234 align:middle line:85% position:46% size:68%

- I will if I feel like it.

00:32:49.234 --> 00:32:50.836 align:middle line:85% position:44% size:78%

- All right, then keep talking.

00:32:50.836 --> 00:32:53.572 align:middle line:79% position:44% size:78%

- You threw the rock,

hit your head, and got spanked.

00:32:53.572 --> 00:32:54.673 align:middle line:85% position:48% size:33%

Deal with it.

00:32:54.673 --> 00:32:56.741 align:middle line:10% position:48% size:33%

Deal with it.

00:32:56.741 --> 00:32:59.110 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- Can't we be sisters

at least sometimes?

00:32:59.110 --> 00:33:00.645 align:middle line:85% position:47% size:63%

- She ain't no kin to me.

00:33:00.645 --> 00:33:01.646 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:45%

- You came for me.

00:33:01.646 --> 00:33:04.115 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:45%

- And you got got.

- Stop it.

00:33:04.115 --> 00:33:05.317 align:middle line:79% position:48% size:48%

- I was just saying

that it's clear

00:33:05.317 --> 00:33:06.952 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

that the runways

aren't being judged.

00:33:06.952 --> 00:33:07.986 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:16%

- Ooh.

00:33:07.986 --> 00:33:09.421 align:middle line:79% position:47% size:53%

- If the runways

weren't being judged,

00:33:09.421 --> 00:33:10.922 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:81%

then me wearing that hair on the

runway would not be an issue.

00:33:10.922 --> 00:33:12.290 align:middle line:85% position:50% size:56%

So what is your point?

00:33:12.290 --> 00:33:14.426 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:56%

I was just saying that

it was interesting--

00:33:14.426 --> 00:33:15.894 align:middle line:79% position:50% size:50%

- So if the runways

aren't being judged,

00:33:15.894 --> 00:33:18.463 align:middle 