man: hrumph. i hate change *montage of events* wife: how do you like my new haircut? man: i liked the old one more wife: i got new curtains! man: hate them man behind counter: 76 cents is your change man: no! i don't want it! *yield sign* man (driving): don't try to fool me! you're just an upside-down delta symbol!

don't be on the road with this guy