Everyone knows the only reason to create a work of art is so that you can return years later and make it worse by adding unnecessary bullshit to it, thus diluting its original creative intent and destroying whatever there was to enjoy about in the first place. Happy Life Day you fuzzy-ass tree-dwelling Fancy Bastards! I got your grandpa some virtual reality porns!

Much like two my previous illustrated offerings, the art from this comic was taken from one of my holiday cards. I have been running filler-type comics for this week so I can spend the X-mas holiday times with my family and work on the book.

Speaking of books: HOLY DICKBALLS YOU GUYS IT’S TIME TO PREORDER THE SHIT OUT OF BOOK 2!!!

If you already preordered book 2 as a gift for someone else, I have provided you a handy, printable [right-click, save as] “No Really, I Got You Something” card to give to that lucky person.

HUMANS: Take note, that you may hide from your terrible family’s deep within your earbuds this weekend by taking advantage of this free episode of the HijiNKS Ensue Podcast.