once upon a time, a perm: man and a perm: woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their me together was, of

Course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perm: car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed

someone at the side Mine road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood santa Claus with a huge bundle Tito's. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perm: couple loaded

santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)

The perfect woman survived. She' s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such

thing as a perfect man.

women stop reading here, that is the end oldie joke.

Men keep scrolling"".

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, it you' re a woman and you' re reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.

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