Not only that BUT - we are being fed false information.

We are told that the sun is 96 million miles away from Earth.

Rubbish.

It is only 33 miles and I can prove it.

The sun is in fact just 1 mile across - and flat.

Have you ever seen the other side of the sun?

There are people living on it.

If you have a friend that has got a hot air balloon get him to take you for a ride up. They don't go too far because they think they can't - but they can.

When they reach the outer limits of outer space (33 miles) they will come to a brick wall . . . . . . . . . I know coz my uncle helped build it.

He was Irish, you know.

His job was to build the other side of the wall because in case you haven't noticed - a wall has two sides.

But they wouldn't let him back because he drank too much.

So he now lives on the other side of the sun.

He gets very thirsty living on the other side of the sun. He has to drink an awful lot of Guinness.

Problem at night as well.

They don't have one on the sun.

That's why the pubs are open 24 hours.

Good evening.