—the world famous Fantasy Hockey Team Names list!





Unlike in previous years, I actually didn't have to scour the internet for many fantasy names this time around. That's because my friend Mike (who usually provides a healthy number of the names) went wild this year, sending me probably 95% of the names listed below. He has a gift.





If you somehow can't find a name that tickles your funny bone from the many below, be sure to check out the fantasy hockey team names from 2012 2011 , and 2010 . And if you're looking for a logo that strikes fear (and laughter) into your opponents, make sure to check out my bad Photoshop skills

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