Despite what media sells us, not everyone enjoys the idea of victimhood. Given the choice, most sensible people would like the opportunity to fight back. So after the attack on the synagogue in Pittsburgh by an anti-Semitic, trigger-happy pusscake, the Jewish community is searching for solutions. So hundreds of Jews are strapping up:

Hundreds of Jewish people in America have rushed to undertake training to learn how to shoot, after an attack on a synagogue in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA on October 27 that killed 11 people. A private company offering "Israeli tactical shooting techniques" has been inundated with hundreds of requests in the days following the shooting. "Jews need to be armed," said Yonatan Stern, the founder of Cherev Gidon Israeli Tactical Training Academy, which offers classes in Pennsylvania and Arizona. Stern says that his organisation has received more requests for training from Jews in the days since the attack than in the entire time the academy has been running.

Those Jews aren't playing around anymore.

Imagine Ben Shapiro going Rambo on Nazis' asses with an M60 and an M79 grenade launcher. My, what a glorious sight.

This is a primary purpose of the Second Amendment. The preservation of yours and your families' lives. At least with Amendment Dos, if somebody is going to meet their maker, there's a chance it'll be the homicidal fart-knocker seeking your undoing. This way, our yarmulke-wearing brethren can live to spin the dreidel another day.

The truth is the po-po can't always be there to put down criminalizing little turds. A hand-cannon is the perfect first line of defense against Jew-hating bastards who wish our Semitic allies harm. Power to them for taking this step.

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