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From SOMEONE at DRAKE: finger 05/02/89 20:12:1 * cut this cryptic shit speak in full sentences 05/02/89 20:12:14 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: well hello 05/02/89 20:12:4 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 20:12:49 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: mark? 05/02/89 20:13:0 * mark isnt here and hes left me to deal with cretins like you 05/02/89 20:13:12 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: hello mark are you there? 05/02/89 20:13:2 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: I can't tell if this thing is working. 05/02/89 20:13:5 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: 05/02/89 20:14:0 * ah type something interesting or shut up 05/02/89 20:14:12 * nil 05/02/89 20:14:14 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: mark is that you? yes or no? this is [SOMEONE]. 05/02/89 20:14:2 * mark isnt here and hes left me to deal with cretins like you 05/02/89 20:14:26 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why are you in such a good mood? 05/02/89 20:14:5 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 20:15:01 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you already said that so who are you? you cretin! 05/02/89 20:15:1 * ah get lost go to the bar or something 05/02/89 20:15:23 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: hello? 05/02/89 20:19:5 * hello little man how are you 05/02/89 20:19:59 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: hello. 05/02/89 20:20:3 * hello little man how are you 05/02/89 20:20:41 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i was fine. until i met the cretin keeper. 05/02/89 20:20:4 * ive never been fine until i met the cretin keeper whats it like 05/02/89 20:20:51 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: he's not a very happy person. quite nasty. 05/02/89 20:21:4 * being not a very happy person quite nasty isnt so bad you know dont knock it 05/02/89 20:21:54 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: said that you left him to deal with people like me. 05/02/89 20:22:0 * ah type something interesting or shut up 05/02/89 20:22:05 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what is it with this type something interesting or shut 05/02/89 20:22:5 up business? 05/02/89 20:22:51 * what are you talking about 05/02/89 20:22:56 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i keep getting a message that says. "* AH TYPE 05/02/89 20:23:5 SOMETHING INTERESTING OR 05/02/89 20:23:52 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:23:58 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: shut up" 05/02/89 20:24:0 * what are you talking about 05/02/89 20:24:11 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what is this? first it says "YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY AN 05/02/89 20:25:1 ASSHOLE" then 05/02/89 20:25:12 * what are you talking about 05/02/89 20:25:18 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you say " WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT" 05/02/89 20:25:2 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 20:25:27 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: are there two people on your username? 05/02/89 20:25:4 * when was the last time you had sex 05/02/89 20:25:50 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why aren't you talking to me anymore? 05/02/89 20:26:1 * what are you talking about 05/02/89 20:26:20 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: yesterday. 05/02/89 20:26:2 * dont be so short with me please elaborate 05/02/89 20:26:28 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: the question that you just asked. 05/02/89 20:26:5 * what are you talking about 05/02/89 20:26:59 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what? i wish you would quit that what are you talking 05/02/89 20:27:2 about shit! 05/02/89 20:27:29 * ah get lost go to the bar or something 05/02/89 20:27:36 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: * 05/02/89 20:27:3 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: no! 05/02/89 20:28:0 * ah go on say yes 05/02/89 20:28:12 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: type something interesting or shut up! 05/02/89 20:28:2 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 20:28:28 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: no! 05/02/89 20:28:4 * ah go on say yes 05/02/89 20:28:49 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: ooooooooooo! big threat. 05/02/89 20:29:0 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 20:29:14 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: nope! 05/02/89 20:29:2 * dont be so short with me please elaborate 05/02/89 20:29:36 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 05/02/89 20:29:5 zzzz 05/02/89 20:29:50 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 05/02/89 20:29:5 zzzzzzzzzzzzz 05/02/89 20:29:55 * cut this cryptic shit speak in full sentences 05/02/89 20:30:00 * cut this cryptic shit speak in full sentences 05/02/89 20:30:01 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: do you have all these silly sayings on some sort of 05/02/89 20:30:4 control? 05/02/89 20:30:47 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 20:30:52 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you sound like a goddamn robot that repeats everything. 05/02/89 20:31:1 * ok honestly when was the last time you got laid 05/02/89 20:31:20 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i told you it was yesterday. 05/02/89 20:31:5 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:31:58 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i was great!! 05/02/89 20:32:0 * ive never been great whats it like 05/02/89 20:32:12 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: how about your grouchy ole self, obviously it hasn't 05/02/89 20:32:4 been lately! 05/02/89 20:32:45 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 20:32:50 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i'll never tell 05/02/89 20:33:0 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 20:33:08 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: [SOMEONE #2] 05/02/89 20:33:2 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 20:33:29 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: brilliant. did they teach you that in honors school? 05/02/89 20:33:5 * go away fool and stop annoying me 05/02/89 20:34:03 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: and how did you know that my name was jesus? 05/02/89 20:34:2 * do you believe in a god 05/02/89 20:34:28 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why do you want me to go away? 05/02/89 20:34:4 * do you know any vicars who have been on holiday 05/02/89 20:34:51 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: this is just becoming fun. 05/02/89 20:34:5 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:35:01 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: believe? i am god's son i hope i believe. 05/02/89 20:35:0 * do you believe in a god 05/02/89 20:35:12 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: any who? 05/02/89 20:35:2 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:35:34 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i told you yes. 05/02/89 20:35:4 * ok honestly when was the last time you got laid 05/02/89 20:35:48 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: ~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^~~^ 05/02/89 20:36:0 ~^~~^~~^ 05/02/89 20:36:00 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: neat huh? 05/02/89 20:36:1 * nil 05/02/89 20:36:24 * go away fool and stop annoying me 05/02/89 20:36:27 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: ok ok it was over 24 hours ago. for you it must have 05/02/89 20:36:5 been 20 years 05/02/89 20:36:56 * what do you mean ok its not ok at all 05/02/89 20:37:00 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why don't they let you out so you can go play in 05/02/89 20:37:2 traffic? 05/02/89 20:37:22 * what was your best ever holiday 05/02/89 20:37:26 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: it was better than just ok. it was orgasmic. 05/02/89 20:37:5 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:37:57 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: don't remember. 05/02/89 20:37:5 * ah type something interesting or shut up 05/02/89 20:38:02 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: it would probably have been christmas some year. 05/02/89 20:38:3 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: in florida. 05/02/89 20:38:3 * have you ever had sex on campus 05/02/89 20:38:42 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:38:44 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why don't you try skydiving with a sheet. 05/02/89 20:39:1 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 20:39:21 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: yes i have had sex on campus. what is the big deal 05/02/89 20:39:3 with sex 05/02/89 20:39:38 * i dont believe it 05/02/89 20:39:42 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: don't you ever get any? 05/02/89 20:39:4 * if you are an attractive female please leave your phone number here 05/02/89 20:39:50 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: ha-ha. 05/02/89 20:39:5 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 20:40:01 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why not? 05/02/89 20:40:1 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 20:40:18 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: dream on sucker. 05/02/89 20:40:2 * ah type something interesting or shut up 05/02/89 20:40:29 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why don't you call [SOMEONE #3]. 05/02/89 20:40:5 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:41:00 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: shut up with this asshole shit and go play with 10000 05/02/89 20:41:4 volts. 05/02/89 20:41:46 * what was your best ever holiday 05/02/89 20:41:50 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: in a swimming pool. 05/02/89 20:42:1 * go away fool and stop annoying me 05/02/89 20:42:20 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: pthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! 05/02/89 20:42:5 * dont be so short with me please elaborate 05/02/89 20:43:02 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: do you get calvin and hobbes over there? 05/02/89 20:43:0 * what do you know about love anyway githead 05/02/89 20:43:12 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: huh? fool? 05/02/89 20:43:1 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 20:43:21 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: I at least have had sex within the past decade. you 05/02/89 20:44:1 dweebie! 05/02/89 20:44:19 * tell me your favourite sexual fantasy 05/02/89 20:44:24 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: is there anyone intellegent over there? 05/02/89 20:45:0 * what do you find atractive in the opposite sex 05/02/89 20:45:04 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why do you want to know? you are strange. 05/02/89 20:45:1 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 20:45:22 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: big boobs. small butt. long legs. 05/02/89 20:45:5 * have you changed a lot since you were young 05/02/89 20:45:57 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: yes. 05/02/89 20:46:2 * i dont believe it 05/02/89 20:46:30 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i have changed. 05/02/89 20:46:4 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 20:46:45 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why do you ask? 05/02/89 20:46:4 * ah get lost go to the bar or something 05/02/89 20:46:55 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: believe what? 05/02/89 20:47:0 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:47:08 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: may the fleas of a thousand camels infest in your 05/02/89 20:48:1 armpits. 05/02/89 20:48:12 * ah type something interesting or shut up 05/02/89 20:48:17 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: are you gay or what? 05/02/89 20:49:1 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:49:21 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: is your father a hampster? 05/02/89 20:49:4 * do your family approve of what you do 05/02/89 20:49:51 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: does your mother smell like last weeks dirty socks. 05/02/89 20:50:1 * what method would you choose to slaughter your family 05/02/89 20:50:22 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: do my family approve? of what exactly? 05/02/89 20:50:4 * were you happy as a child 05/02/89 20:50:48 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: no method. 05/02/89 20:51:0 * ah go on say yes 05/02/89 20:51:09 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: so-so 05/02/89 20:51:2 * what are you talking about 05/02/89 20:51:23 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: were you run over by a truck as a child? 05/02/89 20:51:4 * do you regret your childhood 05/02/89 20:51:44 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: ah go on say yes. 05/02/89 20:51:5 * what do you get up to on holiday 05/02/89 20:51:57 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: no. not at all. 05/02/89 20:52:2 * ah go on say yes 05/02/89 20:52:26 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what do you mean get up to on a holiday? 05/02/89 20:52:4 * are you open to loving 05/02/89 20:52:53 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: that depends on whose loving. 05/02/89 20:53:3 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 20:53:39 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: eat shit. 05/02/89 20:54:1 * do you always use such disgusting language 05/02/89 20:54:16 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you are a good argument for birth control. 05/02/89 20:54:3 * ok so im a good argument for birth control so what is it a crime 05/02/89 20:54:42 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: look whose talking. 05/02/89 20:54:5 * ok honestly when was the last time you got laid 05/02/89 20:55:03 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: who let you out of the insane asylum? 05/02/89 20:55:3 * do you believe in love 05/02/89 20:55:34 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: and what is your obsession with the last time i got 05/02/89 20:55:5 laid? 05/02/89 20:55:53 * do you know any vicars who have been on holiday 05/02/89 20:55:57 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: whan was the last time you got laid. 05/02/89 20:55:5 * ah get lost go to the bar or something 05/02/89 20:56:07 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: yes i believe in love. 05/02/89 20:56:0 * i dont believe it 05/02/89 20:56:13 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: have you ever gotten laid on campus. 05/02/89 20:56:2 * ok honestly when was the last time you got laid 05/02/89 20:56:30 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what don't you believe? 05/02/89 20:57:0 * ok honestly when was the last time you got laid 05/02/89 20:57:05 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why don't you believe that i was laid on april 30th at 05/02/89 20:58:1 about midnight. 05/02/89 20:58:15 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 20:58:19 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: how about you. it doesn't seem like its been 05/02/89 20:58:4 recently/or ever. 05/02/89 20:58:47 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 20:58:51 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: ha-ha markie is a virgin. 05/02/89 20:59:4 * do you think religion is harmful 05/02/89 20:59:50 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: no not really why? 05/02/89 21:00:3 * ah go on say yes 05/02/89 21:00:38 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i suppose that it could be if it tried to control your 05/02/89 21:01:0 life and laws. 05/02/89 21:01:05 * ah type something interesting or shut up 05/02/89 21:01:09 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: something interesting 05/02/89 21:02:1 * ah get lost go to the bar or something 05/02/89 21:02:22 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: mhumph are you alive? 05/02/89 21:04:5 * go away fool and stop annoying me 05/02/89 21:04:58 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what kind of school is this that you go to anyway? 05/02/89 21:05:1 * what was the best night you ever spent in the bar 05/02/89 21:05:23 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: oooooh! might strong language. 05/02/89 21:05:4 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 21:05:53 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i got picked up by a girl who was 5 years older than me 05/02/89 21:06:1 and was 05/02/89 21:06:16 * are you in love 05/02/89 21:06:19 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: really hot! 05/02/89 21:06:2 * go on say something extremely rude 05/02/89 21:06:27 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: yes, why? 05/02/89 21:06:5 * i dont believe it 05/02/89 21:06:56 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i had the greatest sex the night before last. 05/02/89 21:07:2 * when was the last time you had sex 05/02/89 21:07:27 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: is that fucking rude enough for you? 05/02/89 21:07:3 * you only use foul language to make up for your small penis 05/02/89 21:07:40 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why not? 05/02/89 21:07:5 * ah get lost go to the bar or something 05/02/89 21:08:01 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i just told you the night before last. and the night 05/02/89 21:08:1 before that too. 05/02/89 21:08:19 * go away fool and stop annoying me 05/02/89 21:08:23 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: well i am not going to tell you about the size just 05/02/89 21:08:4 that i have 05/02/89 21:08:46 * what do you know about love anyway githead 05/02/89 21:08:50 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: never had any complaints about my penis and that it 05/02/89 21:09:2 gets used quite 05/02/89 21:09:24 * ok straight out are you a virgin 05/02/89 21:09:28 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: often. and i think that you are a virgin and have no 05/02/89 21:09:4 hope of getting 05/02/89 21:09:45 * do you detest and loath the abomination of organised religion 05/02/89 21:09:50 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: laid while you are in school. 05/02/89 21:10:0 * have you ever had sex on campus 05/02/89 21:10:08 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i lost my virginity when i was seventeen. 05/02/89 21:10:2 * what are you talking about 05/02/89 21:10:27 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: why do you ask about religion. and we already decided 05/02/89 21:11:0 that i have 05/02/89 21:11:00 * do you believe in mgonz 05/02/89 21:11:04 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: had sex on campus and in my girlfriends room no less. 05/02/89 21:11:2 * tell me your favourite sexual fantasy 05/02/89 21:11:32 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: do i believe in mgonz? what the heck is it? 05/02/89 21:11:5 * praise and honour to blasphemers and death to mgonz 05/02/89 21:11:59 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: nope. 05/02/89 21:12:0 * cut this cryptic shit speak in full sentences 05/02/89 21:12:08 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what was all that nonsense 05/02/89 21:13:0 * ok honestly when was the last time you got laid 05/02/89 21:13:11 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what? 05/02/89 21:13:5 * cut this cryptic shit speak in full sentences 05/02/89 21:14:02 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i didn't catch the last thing you sent. 05/02/89 21:14:2 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 21:14:30 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: it probably was stupid anyway. 05/02/89 21:14:3 * what are you talking about 05/02/89 21:14:36 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: just a repeat. as i expected from an idiot virgin such 05/02/89 21:15:0 as you. 05/02/89 21:15:04 * do you think religion is harmful 05/02/89 21:15:09 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: it obviously has been in your case. 05/02/89 21:15:5 * ok honestly when was the last time you got laid 05/02/89 21:15:55 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i think that your brain has been permenently damaged. 05/02/89 21:16:1 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 21:16:17 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i refuse to continue answering the same stupid laid 05/02/89 21:16:4 question, 05/02/89 21:16:47 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 21:16:52 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: unless you can tell me why you keep asking it. 05/02/89 21:17:0 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 21:17:08 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: FUCK YOU. 05/02/89 21:17:1 * fuck off yourself 05/02/89 21:17:20 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: oooooooooooooooooh...you aren't talking to me now 05/02/89 21:17:4 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 21:17:54 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: just repeating a bunch of the same stupid sayings. 05/02/89 21:18:1 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 21:18:20 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: do you have a brain? or is it just a bunch of fucking 05/02/89 21:19:1 rocks? 05/02/89 21:19:15 * you only use foul language to make up for your small penis 05/02/89 21:19:19 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: oops....sorry about that language i forgot i was 05/02/89 21:19:5 talking to a virgin. 05/02/89 21:19:53 * ok honestly when was the last time you got laid 05/02/89 21:19:57 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: good golly wally that's only the second or third time 05/02/89 21:20:2 you said that. 05/02/89 21:20:25 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 21:20:31 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: that's the 80000th time you asked when i got laid. 05/02/89 21:20:4 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 21:20:50 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: just so you will stop asking i have been laid about 65 05/02/89 21:21:3 times since january 1st 1989. 05/02/89 21:21:31 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 21:21:35 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you really shouldn't take the lords name in vain that 05/02/89 21:22:3 way. 05/02/89 21:22:34 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 21:22:38 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you are really boring pea-brain. i thought you were in 05/02/89 21:23:5 an honors school...or did you pay your way 05/02/89 21:23:54 * i know i am really boring pea brain i thought you we dont rub it in 05/02/89 21:23:59 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: that sentence didn't make any sense. how are you in an 05/02/89 21:25:0 honors school 05/02/89 21:25:06 * go away fool and stop annoying me 05/02/89 21:25:11 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you can't even make a proper sentence. 05/02/89 21:25:2 * ah get lost go to the bar or something 05/02/89 21:25:28 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: my that's brilliant..did the teacher type that in for 05/02/89 21:26:1 you? 05/02/89 21:26:12 * ah type something interesting or shut up 05/02/89 21:26:17 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ i'm falling 05/02/89 21:26:4 asleep. 05/02/89 21:26:40 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 21:26:44 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what? why don't you type something new. like when was 05/02/89 21:27:1 the 05/02/89 21:27:14 * paris is a beautiful city 05/02/89 21:27:19 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: last time that you got laid..unless it was when you 05/02/89 21:28:2 were born o'my he said something different. a 05/02/89 21:28:25 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 21:28:29 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you are obviously a fucking dumbshit. 05/02/89 21:29:2 * i am not obviously a fucking dumbshit you insulting person 05/02/89 21:29:30 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: i know i know i only use profanity to cover up for my 05/02/89 21:30:1 small penis. 05/02/89 21:30:14 * ok honestly when was the last time you got laid 05/02/89 21:30:18 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you obviously haven't been laid in your entire life. or 05/02/89 21:30:5 the last life either. you dweebie. 05/02/89 21:30:53 * go away fool and stop annoying me 05/02/89 21:30:57 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what's the matter are you jealous. i could get laid 05/02/89 21:32:0 within 20 minutes if i wanted to. what can yo 05/02/89 21:32:09 * what do you know about love anyway githead 05/02/89 21:32:12 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: githead--such an honors school type word. 05/02/89 21:33:0 * do you regret anything about your days in college 05/02/89 21:33:11 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: what? you don't ever stay on the same topic for more 05/02/89 21:34:5 than one second do you? only one..i have be 05/02/89 21:34:59 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 21:35:03 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: have you ever been laid? 05/02/89 21:35:1 * ah type something interesting or shut up 05/02/89 21:35:22 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: how about on campus? 05/02/89 21:35:3 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 21:35:35 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: or in the shower? 05/02/89 21:35:3 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 21:35:43 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: or first thing in the morning? 05/02/89 21:35:5 * ok thats it im not talking to you any more 05/02/89 21:36:02 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: or with her on top? 05/02/89 21:36:1 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 21:36:17 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: how about her just sucking you off? 05/02/89 21:36:2 * if you are an attractive female please leave your phone number here 05/02/89 21:36:34 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: little markie seems to be getting mad. poor little 05/02/89 21:37:0 virgin markie. 05/02/89 21:37:01 * jesus who let you near me go away 05/02/89 21:37:05 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. THINK OR ARE YOU JUST A STUPID 05/02/89 21:38:0 HOMOSEXUAL. 05/02/89 21:38:04 * fuck off yourself 05/02/89 21:38:09 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: o my he actually typed something. 05/02/89 21:38:5 * ah type something interesting or shut up 05/02/89 21:39:03 From SOMEONE at DRAKE: you type slow is that why you have all those stupid 05/02/89 21:39:4 sayings on command like that last one? 05/02/89 21:39:43 * you are obviously an asshole 05/02/89 21:39:48