Me [in the same room as everyone else]:"Man it's a real good thing I metal imprinted my skull...immune to magic."

Trace(Flora):"Wait, why did you do that?"

Me:"The 1st mage to pear into my head ended up having a seizure in the process and the 2nd mage to try ended up crying in the fetal position for 4 months until my boss had to wipe her mind of the event...and the 3rd committed suicide on the spot...what would you have done!?"