It was a sunny day in planeptune. The sun was out so it was sunny and it was in planeptune. Neptun looked out the window and said oh it sunny, because it was sunny. Because the sun was out in planeptune. She grabbed her smartphone (it is a phone that is smart) to call Nowar because Nowar has a phone too so she is able to be called because that is what phones do. Neptun called Nowar and Nowar answered. Sup said Neptun. Wherefore hath thou called me said Nowar. Yo if u free lets hang out or somethin said Neptun. It is in fact true that I do not possess any kind of immediate obligation at this very moment, however I has't intended to make use of such time for mineself said Nowar. Cmon ur no fun said Neptun. It is not as if I myself would want to seek entertainment with the likes of thee said Nowar. lmao what a loner just come over said Neptun. Very well, let us proceed to do the hanging out said Nowar. Neptun hung up the phone but not literally because you don't hang up smart phones you just end the call. When Nowar arrived at planeptune she and Neptun went out shopping because thats what the prompt said to write about. They walked down the street but not literally down because that would be underground and not literally the street but on the sidewalk instead. While they walked by moving their legs forward because that is how people walk they casually chatted about mundane topics such as the advantages of using theoretical multidimensional spaces for research on quantum mechanics and the superstring theory. They walked into a videogames store (it is a store that sells videogames) through the door after opening it since you can not walk into a store with the door closed and started looking at recent game releases that had released recently. I totes want to get lonk's awakening said Neptun. I do share thy thoughts said Nowar. I'll get it for my nontendo sweetch said Neptun. Then Neptun grabbed two copies of the game with her hand and walked to the door. Wait said the manager. You need to pay for that said the manager. Do you even know who i am said Neptun. I am the motherfucking ruler of this country said Neptun but in all caps this time. And i am the motherfucking ruler of this store said the manager in all caps but also bold. Fair enough said Neptun and walked to the cashier to pay for the game with money which is the usual way to pay for things you buy. I want this said Neptun. That would be 1200 (one thousand and two hundred) credits said the cashier. K said Neptun. She paid and then they walked out of the videogames store through the door after opening it since you can not walk out of a store with the door closed. I find mineself in the need to admit, thou art a very vituperative ruler said Nowar. I'm a dictator for a reason said Neptun. Nonetheless thou surrendered with haste said Nowar. I'm a very logical dictator said Neptun. They started walking again but a guy bumped into Neptun because she was not looking. I am sorry said the guy. Whomstever may you be said Nowar. My name serahp said the guy whose name turned out to be serahp as previously stated. I got isekai'd into gamindustri and I am lost can you tell me where can i find Nepgera said serahp. Wrong gamindustri bruh said Neptun. This is rebirth1 fam said Neptun. Ah shit guess i'll die then said serahp. Wait said Nowar. I am in the need of a new secretary said Nowar. Would thou be interested in living with me as a cheap romantic interest self-insert (it is a self that is inserted) said Nowar. Hell no heck off said serahp. Whatever shall we do next said Nowar. Dunno i'm hungry tbh said Neptun. Then let us obtain nourishments in a nearby foodplace said Nowar. Then they entered a cafe and asked the waiter for food because that is his job. Neptun asked for pudding and ate it. Then Neptun asked for pudding and ate it. Then Neptun asked for pudding and ate it. Then Neptun asked for pudding and ate it. Im full said Neptun. Meanwhile Nowar was eating pineapple pizza (it is a pizza with pineapple). What the fuck are you eating said Neptun. It is a very fine food i do really happen to like said Nowar. Im done with you said Neptun and transformed into Parple Heart. Cross combination said Parple Heart in all caps and destroyed the table making the pineapple pizza fly into the air very high. You reckless moron said Nowar transforming as well. Parple Heart tried to stab Block Heart but she dodged quickly and used volcano dive which hit Parple Heart making her fly through the cafe wall. But she got up and said take this before throwing a 32bit mega blade at Block Heart which destroyed the ceiling and hit Block Heart. I will end your pathetic life said Parple Heart. Try me you beet colored piece of dogoo dung said Block Heart. The cafe was fully destroyed and the waiter was already dead on the floor. Both Parple Heart and Block Heart flew into the air and continued fighting. You wont get away with this, traitor said Parple Heart in all caps impact bold 48px font. Oh but I will said Block Heart. They engaged close combat while yelling haaaaaaaaaaaa like retard anime characters. Oh hey that's exactly 5000 characters pog. Die monster you don't belong in this world said Parple Heart before using all her energy in doing HDD Neptune which fired missiles which fired more missiles at Block Heart. You are the only moster here bitch said Block heart as she dodged and the missiles blew up the remainings of the cafe and the waiter was still dead on the floor. Block Heart flew at top speed towards the weakened Parple Heart trying to cut her head off. Die you fatass sack of putrefact pudding said Block Heart but she stopped before slicing Parple Heart's neck because someone below said stop. There is no reason to fight you are supposed to be friends said serahp who was conveniently passing by. Look at all the damage you did said serahp. They looked down and saw the cafe destroyed and the waiter dead on the floor and other damaged buildings. I was blinded said Parple Heart. You are free to eat whatever you want my dear friend said Parple Heart. Yeah sorry i took it personal said Block Heart. Lets go home said Parple Heart. They started walking towards the sunset while emotive anime music mix 10 hours played in the background but the pizza finally fell from the sky on Parple Heart's face and she died because she stopped living. Oh no she is dead said Block Heart. F said serahp. What will happen to planeptune now said serahp. You have proven to be a worthy individual said Block Heart. I proclaim you new CPU of planeptune said Block Heart. Oh shit sasuga op isekai protags said serahp. That day was forever remembered as the day when Neptun could not tell the difference between pineapple and eggplant. Everyone lived happily ever after except Neptun because she didn't even live.