http://www.why-yachts.com/ The WHY, which is what this thing is actually called, is a 35,000 square foot monstrosity of the high seas offering all sorts of amenities to the discerning consumer.

$160 million is what this yacht-island hybrid will set you back, according to the Daily News.

But really does the price matter when you essentially kill two birds of the evil empire, a private island and a yacht, with one massive purchase?