Hey everybody, it's Tuesday!

Sorry for not getting Worth Reading together for Monday, but I'd run out of time last week, and I was far, far too intoxicated to spend any time with it during the Thanksgiving holiday.

You know what's awesome? Playing Bayonetta 2 on a plane because the seats have outlets. You know what's awkward? Playing Bayonetta 2 on a plane because the seats have outlets. Also, you know, because Bayonetta 2 ends with a credit sequence where Bayonetta pole dances. I'm sure it's fine exercise, but the two-year-old next to me probably didn't need to see that juuuuuust yet. Time to grow up, kiddo!

I also can't stop thinking about Bayonetta. BAYONETTA. BAYONETTA. BAYONETAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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There probably isn't a character in Dragon Age: Inquisition who makes a bigger first impression than Vivienne. Confident, cocky, and dressed to the nines, Vivienne is a delightful addition to an already colorful and eclectic group of characters. Gita Jackson breaks down what makes Vivienne so interesting, especially given how often fantasy worlds completely fail to dress women appropriately.

"And as with all dating sims, I like to research who I’m going to fuck before I play. Initially, I assumed I’d be all about Cullen—whose got a smirk like James Van Der Beek in Rules of Attraction—but I’m honestly most drawn to Vivienne, who, of course, you can’t romance. Woe is me. At least she’s apparently a complete beast and unstoppable dragon slayer—my kind of woman.

Vivienne looks like the sort who subscribes to French Wardrobe Theory, has a closet full of Loubitons, but refuses to change her ringtone from “Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj. She looks like the kind of woman who has a regular table at her favorite bar, some dimly lit speakeasy where she only drinks Manhattans. The frustrating, enticing kind of woman who’s always on point, head to toe in designer, and who would break your neck as soon as look at you. In other words: she’s perfect. In my ongoing quest to be perfect, I’m gonna try to take a few suggestions from Vivienne, because if you can’t have videogame sex with ‘em, join ‘em."

We all have one game or another we should get around to one of these days, but there's no greater shame in my personal history than World of Warcraft. The impact of Blizzard's MMO has been sweeping and profound, yet I've never touched foot in Azeroth. Even without having played WoW, it's been impossible to ignore, and Raph Koster makes the case for why WoW's been such a titan. In fact, Koster argues WoW is what defined--and killed--the genre.

"Rather than try to break new ground on features, WoW set out to instead collate the very best from every game it could, with a relentless focus on the fun. Where other games were chasing high-end graphics, they chose instead to aim low on technical requirements, opening up the potential playerbase considerably, while relying on stunning art direction that was initially decried as cartoony, but which was vivid and colorful and appealing in a way that the grittier other games were not.

And WoW indeed took many of the core features that other games had established, and by and large made them better through the alchemy of recombination and polish."

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N7 blogs about how things are just as disappointing for Assassin's Creed fans with Rogue.

Tweets That Make You Go "Hmmmmmm"

A stealth game where guards get promotions the less you leave a trail since no one can be the wiser — government subsidies (@hancommahelen) November 30, 2014

The Dragon Age writers are so good at their jobs that when I find out my friends are romancing the same dude as I am, I get jealous. — (⌐■_■)ノ♪♬ Trin ♬ ♪ (@TrinAndTonic) December 1, 2014

I almost got ahead of myself, but it looks like the Sega patent most relevant to the Saturn d-pad is expired, so that bodes well. — Orayn (@BROrayn) December 1, 2014

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