Play nice girls! Real girls are always well-behaved.

Topic set by KeeLee on Wed Sep 01 2010 09:52:05 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) Ella: SO totally love your dress Angel!

␟␏(ɲ˃ ˈ̫̮ ˂ɳ)␟␏ෆ Angel: OMG, thank you! Can you believe I made it out of my old stinky, boyish gym uniform? JGT made it so pretty! I'm so glad I don't have to wear ugly clothes just to a run around a stupid gym anymore. Ella: Totally! <Sara has joined chat> Sara: man uh, Sara: you weren't kidding huh Angel: OMG, new person! Hi Sara! Sara: shit, uh, y'all know my Sara: man w/e, buncha magic. so, uh, howwee doin KeeLee: Hey, girl! Thanks for dropping by on such short notice. KeeLee: Sara, meet the girls. Girls, meet Sara! She's gonna be handling the ~web magic~, tinkering this cute little machine so we can continue doing what we do best. Sara: man, it' s no prob! yeah i'm gonna-yeah, what she said. KeeLee: Don't call me man. Sara: ph ih, fuck sorry. <PINK FLY has joined chat> PINK FLY: Hey. KeeLee: Good timing, Terry! Girls and Sara, meet Terry, Terry, meet Sara and the girls! Sara: wait, we can change our names Ella: :0 Terry berry! KeeLee: These two are gonna be the backbone of this cute little operation, so play nice now! KeeLee: Sorry, Sara, we're currently using DarkWeb EveID. Terry's just using a eVePN. Ella: Thank you SO MUCH for those recipes!! Ben and I ate like four plates between us lmao PINK FLY: It's no problem. Did you try the makeup mix I sent over SkyHigh? Sara: oh sweet we gpt vpn's up in this bitch Ella: PINK FLY Nooooooo, purging took too long ;~; Sara: g-d ther'es gotta be some kinda IT certification for paratech which would be cool as heck Angel: Nerrrrd! Ella: What a boy. You were invited to #JGT_2point0

Developer chat for the upcoming JGT website! Don't work too hard now ;p

Topic set by KeeLee on Fri Sep 03 2010 16:01:34 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) <PINK FLY has joined chat> <Sara has joined chat> KeeLee: Hey, girls! This is gonna be the dev chat, just keeping all that boy stuff off main. Sara: boy stuff? KeeLee: Oh, coding, brain surgery, things like that! We have to maintain an image, you know? PINK FLY: Ain't that the truth. Sara: huh. you know i never thought of it as guyish KeeLee: Well, you do seem a bit too manly… Sara: oh KeeLee: Just kidding, just kidding. Sara: :< PINK FLY: Don't feel bad, Sara. KeeLee's a bit of a lass, but she picked you for a reason. We're all friends here. Sara: oh,s orry. uh yeah, thanks for having me! Sara: so, uh Sara: whatcha lookin for :? ive done stuff for a few sites, mostly security work but ive had my share in web stuff KeeLee: Well, Just Girly Things is looking to branch out to the web! We're thinking combination of thinkpieces (mostly on the nitty gritty of girlhood) and direct retail. Sara: oh jeez, diret sails PINK FLY: I'll be handling the financials, don't worry. Sara: thanks boo <3 KeeLee: DarkCloud's dealing with the boring data stuff, anyways, which mostly leaves the fun part: graphic design! Sara: :partyhat: KeeLee: Most of it's just what goes where and to where, nothing you two can't handle. There some extra things I want but that's mostly PINK FLY's job. Refer to the design doc I drafted! PINK FLY: :RH: 7 Sara: cool! i'm guessing those are gonna arrive soon lmfao KeeLee: … Sara: what's up KeeLee: Sara, I sent those to you already. Didn't you check your email? Sara: uh Sara: one sec PINK FLY: Re: payment, we should talk later. I don't know if I can still take Euros. KeeLee: No problem, Terry! I'll speak with Mr. Zink later. Zink, right? PINK FLY: Same old Zink. Sara: I… don't appear to have it? Sara: it's not in my mailbox KeeLee: Oh no! I'll have to resend it in a bit. I'm sorry you lost the docs. Sara: shit girlll, it's no prob. Sara: yeaj o'll look this over and send you the stimate later. ive got a contract too, though most of it's boring legal shit lmfao KeeLee: I'm looking forward to it. Good luck, and thank you! <3

PINK FLY: Hey. Sara: heya terry :> PINK FLY: Odd little place, huh? Sara: girl you don't even KNOW Sara: it's been like three months since i like, breached the veil, and everything's just a constant stream of weird. i've met TWO tentacle people, paramilitants, and my friend's teaching me electro magic Sara: im a massive neophyte ;P PINK FLY: Cool, cool. PINK FLY: rh4r Sara: wuh PINK FLY: Sorry, cat was bothering me. Sara: riiiiiiiip. Sara: yeah i don't get cats. grew up with dogs Sara: so really the most my pet bothered me was like, screaming Sara: :V Sara: g-d kee really went all the way pinkifying the abstract huh. like normally i dont get this kinda attention to detail so like, that's a plsu Sara: this veil shit is cool as heck PINK FLY: Yeah, quite the trip. Let me know if you need any help navigating everything, I've got roots all round.

Coming soon: JGT Magazine is hitting the web! Be sure to thank the lovely PINK FLY and Sara for their work.

Topic set by KeeLee on Sat Sep 04 2010 12:35:05 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) <Sara has joined chat> Cora: .tell Ella "i sooooo need to watch that. movie night?" JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split! Sara: heyooo Cora: :0 Cora: hi Sara! Jess: PINK FLY Thanks, really. I guess it's good to know people have my back Jess: Oh, hey Sara. Thanks for helping all this, by the way. Sara: np boo! and hello back to you, gurls Sara: how's your drive time commute Sara: i need a saga Cora: i can't drive :< Sara: man that was such a great album. Jess: What album? Sara: songs for the dead Sara: *deaf Sara: really most shit by queens of the stone age is banger by sftd is banger+ Jess: I've never heard of them. What are they like? Sara: oh they're fuckin TIGHT. lots of desert rriffs mixed with the usual lyrics for that kind of genre. Jess: That sounds neat. I think I'll check it out later. Sara: yeah like <Jess has been kicked from #JGT_GeneralChat by KeeLee (KeeLee)> Sara: this might be nsfw but-uhhhhhhhhhhh KeeLee: Oh, I'm sorry you had to see that, dear. Sara: :wut: KeeLee: Don't worry about it, Sara. Bit of an ongoing issue. KeeLee: Don't get me wrong, Jess is a great gal. I just need to talk with her in private for a bit. Sara: oooookay! :| Angel: Sara Ugh, you have NO IDEA how disappointed I was searching that name to find something like this https://youtu.be/oHDaKtx6bGY PINK FLY whispered: tl;dr: Jess has a habit of airing her issues to the whole chat. Try not to poke her too hard. Angel: It's just so much bad vibes. And like, such a boy thing to listen to. Sara: … Sara: whaet Cora: ugh, listening to it's making me feel sick Sara: oookay. no queens, then PINK FLY: It's not bad, per se. I don't think it meshes well with the IRC vibe. Sara: so like Sara: what does. radiohead? radiohead's cool PINK FLY: Taylor Swift, mostly. Sara: blegh Sara: she seems like she's a bankrupcy away from going country pop skrewdriver Cora: skrewdriver? PINK FLY: English punk band. Sara: nazis Angel: Oooo, are we talking about music? I like Bieber, he's so angelic! PINK FLY: I was always one for the classics. Sara: bieber? no accounting for taste, huh Sara: shit i sound like a /mu/tant Angel: Sara You have soooo weird a taste Cora: i like beyonce! Sara: oh i hate like everything on the radio ever despite looking like every hippie ever Sara: https://youtu.be/2QHSr2lEK4s is the closest i get Cora: huh! you like a lot of rock Sara: im in a rock band bb! Sara: but yeah i hate 4/4 almost as much as i hate myself lmfao Cora: … Sara: oh dont worry Sara: its joke <Cora is now known as Landon> Sara: huh Landon: oh Landon: oh god Sara: what Landon: oh my god <Landon has quit chat> Sara: … Sara: that was odd <Sara has been kicked from #JGT_GeneralChat by KeeLee (We need to talk.)>

KeeLee: Hi Sara! Sara: uhhhh what just happened KeeLee: Mmm. THAT stuff. KeeLee: Cora is… a bit sensitive, I guess is the best way to put it. KeeLee: I guess there's no easy way to say this: Cora was in a cult. Sara: oh. shit, that's horrible KeeLee: It's all a bit complicated, I know. But, we're community, and community helps those in need. KeeLee: Me and the girls have done a lot of work trying to readjust her to normal. Sara: uhhhh Sara: sure that's like KeeLee: I wasn't finished. KeeLee: Please don't interrupt me during something as serious as this. Sara: right, sorry KeeLee: As I was saying, Cora was in a cult. Brainwashing, vile stuff, made her think she was a man. Sara: … shit, my condolences. KeeLee: Again, do not interrupt me. KeeLee: We've tried breaking it, sure. Us girls did a good job! But, there's residue. KeeLee: I'm not sure how, but you triggered some cult meme in the back of her brain. KeeLee: So I suppose just be more careful in the future. KeeLee: You may respond. Sara: right Sara: i'm sorry she had to go through that. i uh, have a friend she could talk to. went through something similar with conversion therapy, came out the other end living her best self. Sara: idk. i'm not trans but i know the world gets very hard if you are. KeeLee: … Sara: and it's good to have su-what's that for KeeLee: I mean no offense, Sara, but we're trying to get her out of the cult. Sara: whu Sara: what kinda cult are you talking about KeeLee: Listen: you have talent. You're an amazing artist (even if I do need you to redesign a few of your proposed layouts). But if you can't treat Cora's condition with respect, I don't know if I can have you on the team. KeeLee: She's been hurt. Ingrained with poisonous cult nonsense. Had her sense of self effectively raped. You can't come in here expecting to fix that. KeeLee: I'm not paying you for that. KeeLee: Enough of that. KeeLee: Good work on the banner! While I'll need you to overhaul the the articles, front page, and contacts, you've more than earned that bounty. Sara: uh, thanks. Sara: i'll see what i can do. send me some changelists and i'll get to it Sara: in a day, tho. i got a date with a cute dude at 7 KeeLee: Hope it goes well! <3

Sara: BLUHHHHHHH Sara: is this place always this weird lmfao Sara: lik no offense bb but these people can be real wackos PINK FLY: Eh, you deal with them how you can. Sara: sure sure yee. idk like Sara: uyo know im hired to start a website for girly shit that's like Sara: this girly? Sara: and i expect it's a buncha quirky femmes Sara: no i think i just got a 90s cartoon Sara: :< PINK FLY: Not up to your expectations? Sara: femmes are hot Sara: this just feels weird, like i'm the protagonist of some shitty ~gender equality~ cartoon written by a man Sara: surrounded by vapid bullshit PINK FLY: It's probably for the best. Lesbian drama is a hassle. Sara: :/ Sara: sone of my best friends are lesbians PINK FLY: My bad, sorry. I'm just speaking from personal experience working with a gaggle of them. At the very least, you seem cool-headed. PINK FLY: … anyways. PINK FLY: I've checked the cloud, and you're doing pretty well so far. Keep up the good work, man. Sara: oh, thanks PINK FLY: Also: don't worry about earlier. Sara: tbh thats kinda what i sas talking about Sara: i mean idk Sara: keelhaul messaged me about cora and like Sara: idk? Sara: i klnow like one trans person irl, two if you count nonbinary stuff Sara: but lkie the specifics elude me, and i guess cora isn't actually trans Sara: but i thought she was :? PINK FLY: Don't sweat it, Sara. You worry about coding, I'll worry about Cora.

Sara: .tell KeeLee "build's going well. terry's still working on her part, but i got the gist of what pegs are round and what holes are square. ttyl bb" JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split! Sara: .tell PINK FLY "so like, i've been programming a security sentinel in yashagoro. my friend's building a mini to run it, but in the meantime could i host it on the jgt? fyi it's basically a rootkit" JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split! Sara: … Sara: eh fuck it Sara: /msg Cora "you there?" JGTBot: Message could not be sent; Cora isn't online :< Sara: uggggghhhhhh Sara: welp Sara: /msg Landon "you there?" JGTBot: Message could not be sent; no "Landon" online. Sara: well fuck me Sara: .tell Landon "im still kinda curious about what you said earlier, if you don't mind me asking. idk like…" JGTBot: Her name is Cora. She is a female, Sara. Sara: uh Sara: you can talk Sara: … Sara: guess this is like, hardcoded Sara: … Sara: .tell Landon'— "im still kinda curious about what you said earlier, if you don't mind me asking. there's things i don't get about all this. might help" JGTBot: Do you think you're funny? Are you "like, hardcoded" to be this much of a narcissist? This is your last warning: back off with the tranny shit, before I tell KeeLee. Sara: … Sara: you're not a chatbot. Sara: seriously, don't do this to me Sara: hello? Sara: … Sara: .tell JGTBot "you there?" JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split! Sara: .tell JGTBot "seriously this is freaking me out." JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split! Sara: … oh bother

Coming soon: JGT Magazine is hitting the web! Be sure to thank the lovely PINK FLY and Sara for their work.

Topic set by KeeLee on Sat Sep 04 2010 12:35:05 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) <Sara has joined chat> Sara: what is fucking UP nerds KeeLee: Hello, Sara! How'd your date go, dear? Sara: fan fucking tastic Sara: if there's an adult chat i can go into details but fuck Angel: And like, of course he's being a doofus! "Meme" this and "poison" that, like so what? It's cat pics with cute text. God, why does everything have to be a fight now? PINK FLY: Mmm. PINK FLY: Leave him. Sara: oh yeah leave him sis KeeLee: Sara Unfortunately not. Sara: men are like 30/70 so like the MOMENT he starts being weird you dump him Sara: idk it's easier for me Sara: "hey if i don't like you i'm leaving you for a chick :p" Angel: Ew, don't even joke about that. Sara: i'm literally bisexual but okay Ella: For real? :? Ella: God I KNEW you were a freak. Sara: w Sara: what Angel: Ella does the meme you used on your sister work on lesbos? Sara: KeeLee yo could you step in, i don't feel comfortable with this Ella: Cora wasn't a lesbo Sara: like i- Sara: wait Angel: I thought it worked on queers! Sara: you what Cora: did someone ping me? Sara: i Ella: It worked on Cora because I tuned it to her! Sara: KeeLee? KeeLee: Stop pinging me. Sara: … Sara: well Sara: i dont feel bad about what i do next <Sara uploaded an image - DIRTYJAMMER.png> <Cora is now known as Landon> <Ella is now known as El> <JGTBot has quit chat (fatal exception)> Sara: Consider JGT 2.0 canceled. <Landon has quit chat> <Angel has quit chat> Sara: Goodbye. <Sara has left #JGT_GeneralChat>

Developer chat for the upcoming JGT website! Don't work too hard now ;p

Topic set by KeeLee on Fri Sep 03 2010 16:01:34 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) Sara: KeeLee Explain right the fuck now. KeeLee: How did you do that? Sara: No. Explain. PINK FLY: Oooooh dear. Sara: No less than three of the chat's in on some Sara: fuck me Sara: Why are you trafficking with conversion therapists? KeeLee: Sara, quit dodging the question. Sara: Oh, I'm dodging the question? I'm sorry, were we in the same chatroom? KeeLee: Sara, when I ask you a question, it is only polite to respond. KeeLee: I'm concerned with your behavior. You're too aggressive, and while I appreciate what you've brought to the table, it isn't enough for you to treat us like this. Sara: oh for Sara: My friend made a sightfuck. Sara: Image with special properties. You know what those properties are? Sara: Jamming previous sightfucks! Sara: So riddle me this, batman, why the fuck did it work? KeeLee: Oh dear. Sara: Yeah, "oh dear." Sara: So when are you going to kick these fuckers? KeeLee: Sara KeeLee: I'm going to be honest with you. Sara: about time KeeLee: You are an incredibly poor judge of character. Sara: … KeeLee: You come in here, accusing your employer of all things of running a conspiracy against you. KeeLee: On the basis of… who? KeeLee: Someone who would traffic a dangerous memetic hazard? Sara: what are you doing KeeLee: This "friend" of yours has poisoned the well. He's obviously jealous; you have good pay, a supportive environment, and don't get me started on how this looks on a resume. KeeLee: He's sensed that you've been a bit ungrateful. That you've put a wedge between us. Sara: shut up KeeLee: It's true. KeeLee: He's exploited said wedge, trying to drive you out. Did he even test his meme? Did you see it in action before you used it? Sara: shut the fuck up. she's been this KeeLee: Has she? And yet this meme had the exact opposite effect. How do you know she's not lying, Sara? I know it can be hard to accept, but this is a clear-cut case of a crab in a bucket. Sara: FUCK OFF Sara Contract off. JGT 2.0 can run on a dosbox for all I care. Pay me for my hours or I get a lawyer. <Sara has left #JGT_2point0>

PINK FLY: Yyyyyyyyyyyyeesh. PINK FLY: That was… uncomfortable to watch. Sara: fuck, what a bitch Sara: "actually your friends hate you" Sara: i can't fucking deal with this PINK FLY: Mmm. PINK FLY: She's not much better with me. Sara: somone needs to tell it to her straight Sara: fuck Sara: i'm sorry, i'm part of this like Sara: lhbt/leftist punk collective Sara: so seeing these shits running free just makes me mad PINK FLY: It is what it is. PINK FLY: … on a lighter note. PINK FLY: I took a selfie before and after work and Lord, I think my job is killing me. Sara: 👀 post? <PINK FLY uploaded two images - de11181.png , de11191.png> Sara: :0 Sara: you look really cute! i love like the casial indiana jones look, and Sara: is it okay if i like, hit on you PINK FLY: I'd prefer if you didn't. Sara: oh rip. <Sara uploaded an image - shedclub1003.png> Sara: here's me with my band. i'm the brown gal with the six-string Sara: left to right: izzy, lyanna, jack. they're cool you should meet them PINK FLY: Oh, interesting. PINK FLY: You actually look a bit familiar. Sara: oh yeah! we've played a few shows around soho, mostly eird shit, been to any of those PINK FLY: Not quite. Sorry, I feel like I know you from somewhere, but I can't put my finger on it. Sara: :? Sara: word's gotten around fast? PINK FLY: Wait, now I remember. PINK FLY: iicameras.prm/models/babylonshedim PINK FLY: Is this you? Sara: … PINK FLY: I'll admit it's an interesting revenue model. Do Rivka and Yehezkel know about this? Sara: … PINK FLY: Hmm. PINK FLY: Should I tell them? Sara: how did you know that PINK FLY: Answer the question, before I make that choice. Sara: no Sara: please don't PINK FLY: Oh, really? PINK FLY: Hrm, maybe I want to. What to do, what to do… Sara: what do you want Sara: tell me what you want PINK FLY: Right now? What I really want is to spread the word. PINK FLY: I've been meaning to break down the annoying little jewess for a while. Breaking my memetics was the red line, really, but I bit my tongue until you started pushing it. PINK FLY: KeeLee's wrong, you have been useful. I'm not much of a web developer, but this work on the site proper bumped my pay grade too much to ignore. PINK FLY: It'd be a shame to lose you now. Sara: … PINK FLY: Can I count on you? Sara: … Sara: yes ma'am. PINK FLY: Good. PINK FLY: And, oh: as thanks for my generosity, I'll be taking half your wages. PINK FLY: But it's better than the nothing you'd get otherwise, isn't it?

Just Girly Things 2.0 is up and chugging! A big thanks to PINK FLY and Sara for their hard work.

Topic set by KeeLee on Sun Nov 28 2010 12:08:05 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time) Jess: The walls are pink, now. So I'm happy. Ella: Get it, girl! <Sara has joined chat> KeeLee: Hello, dear! Jess: Oh, hi Sara. Sara: hi. Ella: Jess Step 2: we gotta get you furniture! KeeLee: How are things? Sara: fuck if i know. <PANOPTICAN'T has joined chat> PANOPTICAN'T: .tell PINK FLY "Check your email." JGTBot: Got it! I'll let her know lickety-split! <PANOPTICAN'T has quit chat> KeeLee: What was that? Sara: don't worry about it. KeeLee: Are you alright, dear? Sara: no, actually. Sara: the past month sucked. Sara: i got dumped by my date, i barely have enough to cover my meds, and you forced me to make a cult site. Sara: the maw of it, actually Sara: fucking hilarious, innit. a cult so shitty you have to brainwash your members. Jess: Oh dear. I'm sorry, Sara. Sara: fuck off. i wasted enough of my life on this shitty slice of the web. Sara: i don't need any more of your fake "sympathy". everything you touch turns to pink, glittery shit. brainwashed, homophobic shit Sara: you took everything from me. my pay, my dignity, my integrity, what little happiness i had left, and crushed it into a plastic, eye-searing paste. all i have left is sara, and i'll die before you get to take that too Sara: goodbye. i hope all of you break this cult shit and live long, happy lives Sara: but i'm not holding my breath. <Sara has quit chat> <KeeLee uploaded an image - BLACKFLYOTG.png> KeeLee: Darn it. KeeLee: Jess You were supposed to keep her, dear. Jess: Sorry. I didn't know what to say. KeeLee: I expect better from you, Jess. Don't you appreciate all I've done for you? Jess: I'm sorry, KeeLee. I'll be better next time. KeeLee: Thank you.