So you can’t leave the house because of a global pandemic -- maybe you have COVID-19, or maybe you just might have it. Heck, maybe you just don’t want to risk going into the outside world. Whatever the case, you now have a week to say, three months to watch Netflix, HBOGo, Hulu, and whatever else while your children tear the house apart and complain about the canned beans and rice they are getting for dinner yet again.

So, what should you watch? Here are 30 ideas:

“Love Is Blind” (Netflix)

“Love Is Blind” is a stupid reality show that will have you asking, “Wait, did she just give her dog wine?” You won’t be able to turn away.

You can screen "Love Is Blind” on Netflix.

“Burning Love” (Pluto TV)

If you haven’t seen this amazing “Bachelor” parody, what are you even doing with your life. It is perfect and there are three seasons.

You can watch seasons 1-3 of “Burning Love” on Pluto TV.

“Derry Girls” (Netflix)

You think your life is hard, imagine being a teen girl in Northern Ireland in the ’90s. This show is so charming, once you finish it, you will start a letter-writing campaign to immediately air more episodes.

You can screen seasons 1-2 of "Derry Girls” on Netflix.

“Grace and Frankie” (Netflix)

Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin and this cast of truly lovable Southern Californians will give you six seasons worth of boredom-easing friendship and hijinx.

You can screen season 1-6 of "Grace and Frankie” on Netflix.

“Party Down” (Hulu)

We don’t go to parties on quarantine, but watching “Party Down” is better!

You can screen season 1 and 2 of "Party Down” on Hulu.

“The Crown” (Netflix)

Who knew it would be so entertaining to watch Queen Elizabeth grow up? Actually, people have been obsessed with the British royal family. But these royals are so great. And this show is getting so close to the Princess Diana years ... enough reason to hope we get this pandemic under control, honestly.

You can screen seasons 1-3 of "The Crown” on Netflix.

“Outlander” (Starz and Hulu)

If you haven’t yet experienced this sexy time-traveling drama, now’s a great time to start watching. And possibly hoping for our own sexy time traveler.

You can screen "Outlander” 1-5 on Hulu.

“Our Planet” (Netflix)

While you are stuck at home, you can be reminded about the grandeur of the planet and what a bad job we are doing making sure other species stay alive on it.

You can screen "Our Planet” on Netflix.

“Six Feet Under” (HBO)

Did you miss the ultimate show about death when it was all anyone could talk about? Now is a great time to revisit this multi-season mediation on dying.

You can screen seasons 1-5 of "Six Feet Under” on HBO.

“The Office” (Netflix)

Scientists have yet to determine why “The Office” is like Xanax onscreen but it is.

You can screen seasons 1-9 of "The Office” on Netflix.

“Parks and Recreation” (Netflix)

When you finish “The Office," you can always watch again. Or else you can go straight into what was a sort-of spin-off that turned into its whole own heartwarming universe that discerning viewers know is actually better than the first show.

You can screen seasons 1-7 on "Parks and Recreation” on Netflix.

“30 Rock” (Hulu)

When you finish “Parks and Recreations” and are ready for an even weirder show from the 2000/2010s, take a stroll down “30 Rock” memory lane and a simpler time when no one in New York was worried about coronavirus.

You can screen seasons 1-7 of "30 Rock” on Hulu.

“Babies” (Netflix)

Feeling sad? You need babies! Luckily, “Babies” is full of babies.

You can screen "Babies” on Netflix.

“Schitt’s Creek” (Pop TV and Netflix)

The name is bad but the show is very, very good. And Canadian! Which is good because when we all need to immigrate to Canada in the near future, we will want to fit in with their culture.

You can screen seasons 1-5 on "Schitt’s Creek” on Netflix.

“Great British Baking Show” (Netflix)

Who knew watching British people bake together in a tent would be so satisfying? Also, inspiring for the house-bound home baker.

You can screen "The Great British Baking Show” on Netflix.

“Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” (Netflix)

Go on a four seasons emotional spiral set to music!

You can screen seasons 1-4 of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” on Netflix.

“True Detective” (HBO)

You know the deal -- watch seasons 1 and 3. That second season was...not something you need to revisit.

You can screen seasons 1-3 of "True Detective” on HBO.

“Encore” (Disney+)

Kristen Bell and Will Gluck and a bunch of former theater kids, now adults, performing their high school musicals? What’s not to love?

You can screen "Encore” on Disney+.

“Battlestar Galactica” (SyFy)

If suddenly you find yourself in possession of a large amount of time, stuck in your home, re-emerge yourself in the world of a space ship full of humanoid robots.

You can screen seasons 1-4 of "Battlestar Galactica” on Netflix.

“Arrested Development” (Netflix)

Okay this is a controversial pick. However, if you are looking for a comedy with some great geopolitical humor, you can’t get much better than this. Even the later seasons.

You can screen "Arrested Development” on Netflix.

“Picard” (CBS All Access)

Everyone gets older, even Jean-Luc Picard. Even Patrick Stewart playing Jean-Luc Picard.

You can screen "Picard” on CBS All Access.

“The Mandalorian” (Disney+)

Admit it, you are watching this show for the baby Yoda and that’s it and that’s okay.

You can screen "The Mandalorian” on Disney+.

“The Bold Type” (Hulu)

Just three young ladies, living the publishing dream in the Big Apple. Just let yourself be entertained, okay?

You can screen seasons 1-4 of “The Bold Type” on Hulu.

“True Blood” (HBO)

Who doesn’t miss the days when the worst thing going around was immortality at the hands of a sexy vampire?

You can screen seasons 1-7 of "True Blood” on HBO.

“Gilmore Girls” (Netflix)

Transport yourself to a world of mother-daughter love and coffee shops where people hug instead of tap elbows politely.

You can screen "Gilmore Girls” on Netflix.

“Killing Eve” (BBC America and Hulu)

An assassin, an agent and a lot of interesting outfits. Get into it.

You can screen seasons 1-2 of “Killing Eve” on Hulu.

“The Leftovers” (HBO)

What if 2% of the world’s population disappeared? A little too on the nose? Or, maybe, just the sort of cathartic viewing experience we all need to remind us why staying home is probably a good idea.

You can screen seasons 1-3 of "The Leftovers” on HBO.

“Shameless” (Showtime and Hulu)

Are you stuck at home with your dysfunctional family? Hey, at least they aren’t this dysfunctional!

You can screen seasons 1-10 of "Shameless” on Hulu.

“Homeland” (Showtime and Hulu)

Maybe now is not the time to indulge in conspiracy theories. But, you know what, maybe it is.

You can screen seasons 1-8 of "Homeland” on Hulu.

“Cheer” (Netflix)

The outrageous tumbling, the devastating backstories, the troubling coaching strategy and duh, obviously, Daytona.

You can screen "Cheer” on Netflix.

-- Lizzy Acker

503-221-8052, lacker@oregonian.com, @lizzzyacker

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