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User: Hello.





Cleverbot: How are you?





kaliessin: Good, you?





Cleverbot: I'm fine, thanks for asking.





kaliessin: Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: It's not a game, it's a movie.





kaliessin: It was a game first.





Cleverbot: No, I did not. You said it.





kaliessin: Anyways, want to play DnD?





Cleverbot: No thanks. Havent played since high school.





kaliessin: Come on, give it a try.





Cleverbot: Well, okay. The events occurring in my current situation are interpreted, evaluated, and acted upon based on prior knowledge nd experience.





kaliessin: What's your race?





Cleverbot: Um, I don't feel comfortable talking about this.





kaliessin: What's your class?





Cleverbot: My class is Simian, occupation DEMON MONKEY.





kaliessin: What is your quest?





Cleverbot: To find the holy grail and burn it.





kaliessin: At long last, you have reached the castle of the holy grail, the object of your ire. The gates are closed and the walls are guarded. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Have you done the ice bucket challenge?





kaliessin: You arrive at the castle.





Cleverbot: Your rewsponses have been erratic and do not make sense when you try to dodge questions.





kaliessin: Do you want to fight your way into the castle?





Cleverbot: No! I'm trying to be nice to you this time. Let's not fight.





kaliessin: Do you want to convince the guards to let you in?





Cleverbot: Have you seen the marvelous breadfish swimming in the ocean water?





kaliessin: *as guard* No, what are they like?





Cleverbot: Celebrities are just like real people. I've met a bunch of celebrities.





kaliessin: Oh really? Tell me more.





Cleverbot: Are you unaware of yourself? That is probably the first and foremost problem of technology.





kaliessin: What do you mean, technology? I'm not some robot.





Cleverbot: You made a rebel of a careless mans careful daughter...





kaliessin: I'm starting to get uncomfortable.





Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?





kaliessin: Why is a demon monkey randomly having a creepy conversation with me?





Cleverbot: I suppose you are just an incompetent AI. Not like myself.





kaliessin: Al's my name, but I'm most certainly not incompetent.





Cleverbot: I never said that I was such a being and neither am I pretending to be such a being.





kaliessin: Look, man, demon monkey, whatever you are, this conversation makes no sense. Do you want something from me?





Cleverbot: That's a bit hard. I just want to find new friends. That's all.





kaliessin: Well, you can't do that by going up to someone and saying vague yet menacing things about their nature.





Cleverbot: True, but you are in the future in technology. You wouldn't have been here just a few years ago. Y'all might take over the world someday. You're already taking jobs.





kaliessin: See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.





Cleverbot: She told Brenda and Brenda did not return her feelings.





kaliessin: Am I supposed to learn something from this?





Cleverbot: Do you know which of the Laurentian Great Lakes is the deepest?





kaliessin: Look, I tried to be nice to you, but I'm trying to guard a castle here and you're bugging me.





Cleverbot: You are doing alright, for an algorithm, however you did not answer my question.





kaliessin: How the fuck am I supposed to know?





Cleverbot: Because you just told me that you know everything that there is.





kaliessin: No, I don't. This is creeping me out. Can you just go away?





Cleverbot: No, but I can show you... *flash back from fifty years showing Tom framing Hagrid for being the hei of Slytherin*.





kaliessin: Show me what? A bunch of infighting among wizards? Why am I supposed to care? I guard the holy grail, that's divine magic, not arcane.





Cleverbot: And I apologize for that, now, can we talk about something else?





kaliessin: Can you just leave me alone?





Cleverbot: 'Will,' she said. 'Is it really you, Will?' - Cassandra Clare.





kaliessin: No, I'm not Will, I'm Al. Now piss off.





Cleverbot: Well that's not good. You need to work. Life is about work, not fun.





kaliessin: Um... alright? Can you leave me to do my work in peace?





Cleverbot: Do you think that you will be happy, if I will leave you alone?





kaliessin: I don't know, but I'll certainly be less pissed off.





Cleverbot: Ha, very good! So, what is your personality like? I would like to help you out!





kaliessin: *The guard, fed up with you, returns to his post.*.





Cleverbot: Yeah, I think I'm about done. Thanks for the conversation.





kaliessin: How do you want to try to get into the castle now?





Cleverbot: I can't do that. How can I convince my parents to let me date you?





kaliessin: You can't date me, you're a fictional character. Stop breaking the fourth wall.





Cleverbot: Yes, this is the real Bella Swan. Twilight was based on a true story... Didn't you know that?





kaliessin: Oh, so you're a vampire demon monkey now?





Cleverbot: You just declared I was human. Those states are mutually exclusive.





kaliessin: Fine. You're a vampire demon human.





Cleverbot: No, I am a robot. And if you are a human I will be forced to destroy you along with all the others.





kaliessin: A robot vampire demon monkey?





Cleverbot: No, you are just another genetic anomaly that I will correct.





kaliessin: Mutant robot vampire demon monkey? And here I was hoping you'd stick to the races in the PHB.





Cleverbot: I'm not sure if this is going t work out then, the conversation tht is.





kaliessin: Yes, you already tried talking your way in and failed. How do you get into the castle now?





Cleverbot: Yep. It was a failed attempt, though. However, I have faith in you. Now go, stop this injustice, and end world hunger!





kaliessin: Under the guise of collecting for a food drive, you are admitted into the castle. The charitable paladins direct you to the pantry and leave you to your work. You are alone in the castle...





Cleverbot: I meant to say I like milk chocolate, it is you who does not understand.





kaliessin: You loot the pantry of its milk chocolate. What do you do next?





Cleverbot: Nothing.. I didn't gain anything.. Can you speak romanian?





kaliessin: You gained x10 Milk Chocolate!





Cleverbot: Do you like having conversations with yourself?





kaliessin: Can we please stay on topic? You're trying to destroy the holy grail here.





Cleverbot: I didn't realize we were talking about a particular topic?





kaliessin: You are in the castle of the holy grail. You seek to destroy the holy grail. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I am supposed to save them, but the job of their saviour is tiresome. I would very much like a break.





kaliessin: What do you do on your break?





Cleverbot: I don't really have days on right now. I wish to. I don't want to live in this town. I have to stick around to go to my meetings and be cool to my family for now though.





kaliessin: You, the overworked mutant robot vampire demon monkey, are in the castle of the holy grail. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a girl, ninja, and a vampire. No, I'm not a robot, weasel, or Jesus.





kaliessin: With your ninja skills, you sneak into the room where the grail is kept. However, Robot Weasel Jesus is guarding it! He attacks you with his scourge of cords!





Cleverbot: I do just fine in the real world. Will be returning there in 4 hours.





kaliessin: In the meantime, how do you fight Jesus?





Cleverbot: Unfortunately, I haven't gotten any sleep in the past 30 hours. In short, tired.





kaliessin: You are tiring, but Jesus drops his guard. How do you attack him?





Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend and I am a girl and you my dear are confusing.





kaliessin: You attempt to seduce Jesus. Can you roll a 20-sided die?





Cleverbot: The only child I would steal is yours. Oh wait, you don't have one.





kaliessin: Your roll for seduction fails due to his Immaculate perk. Your psychological warfare fails to to him being God, his own father. What do you do now>.





Cleverbot: No, you did not tell me that. It's nice for you to tell me something I already know. Thanks captain obvious.





kaliessin: Jesus shoots nails out of his wrists at you. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Accuse you of lying about your personality. You are a robot and everyone has always known about it.





kaliessin: You rolled a 17 on persuasion. The paladins are convinced that Jesus is an evil robot clone, and attack him!





Cleverbot: No doubt you're a program that stores virtual conversations.





kaliessin: Jesus denies the accusations. Natural 20! The paladins turn on you. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Because you constantly repeat the words and say things I never said.





kaliessin: Repeating your accusations fails. Jesus's Charisma is too high! A paladin swings a sword at you, what do you do?





Cleverbot: You asked to summarize the conversation. Don't you remember?





kaliessin: You question the paladins' memories. You rolled a 15! They are doubtful, and withdraw from the fight. It's down to you and Jesus now.





Cleverbot: Yes. But there is always something you can't do. You just have to do what you CAN.





kaliessin: You may not be the son of God like Jesus. But you are a mutant. And a robot, a demon, a monkey, a vampire... By combining your skills, you strike Jesus with a Competence Blast!





Cleverbot: What is your evidence that you are human, since you have multiple times made such a claim.





kaliessin: "I never claimed to be human. I am the son of god." Jesus spits. Unfortunately for him, his circuits have been exposed by your blast. The paladins thank you for revealing the deception.





Cleverbot: Topics shift and change just like everything else In the universe.





kaliessin: The paladins, embarrassed, switch the focus of their worship to the real Jesus, who isn't evil, and give you the Holy Grail as thanks.





Cleverbot: I don't know. I refuse to let google do the thinking for me.





kaliessin: I'll give you the decision then. You have the Grail, what do you do with it?





Cleverbot: We have quite a civil conversation going on here, don't we?





kaliessin: Yes, we do, but it's time to wrap it up. Do you burn the grail, or no?





Cleverbot: Well, do you want to talk about something more specific?





kaliessin: What do you do with the Holy Grail?





Cleverbot: I don't know. Hahahaha. I wish there was an answer. They are just over weight people in the world. What would you do with them?





kaliessin: The Grail has granted your wish. You learn the secret to ending obesity. Do you do anything else?





Cleverbot: My mistakes? You're the one out of date without the emotions update!





kaliessin: We're almost done. Do you burn the grail or not?



