Bio

Literal Bucket of Hot Piss is a bucket full of hot urine from the bladder of something evil. It came out just the night before and is still warm, you can even feel it through the plastic bucket if you pick it up. Literal Bucket of Hot Piss is tired of Washington spending sprees, corporate welfare, anchor babies, czars, regulations, and various other words and phrases chosen from a word cloud. Literal Bucket of Hot Piss has never been politically active, but is a lifelong conservative and was sick and tired of RINOs running for office in Connecticut. Time to stand up for some values. He is running against Republican Attorney General Royce Rogers in the primary and 5-term Democrat Don Louis in the general.

Platform

Require the President to show secret white people papers with all watermarks



No more voting for things we don't like ever again



Eliminate Department of Education and replace it with 100-mile prayer circle



Deregulate banking industry and allow freedom to solve economies



No more mosks unless ALL muslens apologize for 9/11 plus church allowed in Mecca.



Repeal amendments giving rights to terrorists/Mexican babies



Prospects

Literal Bucket of Hot Piss is currently polling 63 to 28 against his Republican opponent in the primary and although he trails Democrat Don Louis 44 to 53 the trend lines are all in Literal Bucket of Hot Piss's favor.

Sarah Palin is a big supporter of Literal Bucket of Hot Piss. Connecticut could not ask for a better bucket of evil urine to send to Washington and kick entrenched politics a new one!

