What’s the best way to (subtly) fuck with people?

Earlier this year, Reddit user ThrowawayCallsYouOut posed this question for the Ask Reddit community—calling upon all the mischief-makers, rabble-rousers, and human gremlins of the Internet for their best tips on how to subtly ruin someone else’s day.

To some, this may sound like simple real-life trollery, but for devotees of low-stakes hijinks, subtly fucking with people is an art of the highest order.

And so, to elevate redditors’ shenanigans to their proper place in the annals of history, Upvoted’s artist-in-residence, Li-Anne Dias, has brought some of the best pranks to life with original illustrations.

Kids, make sure you try all of these at home.

Pretend to Have Something to Hide

—Reddit user e-rekshun

End Every Conversation With a Quiet Profanity

—Reddit user Elton3stars

Walk This Way (When People Talk This Way)

—Reddit user afalsebillyidol

When the Mouse Is Away, the Brats Will Play

—Reddit user __helix__

Remember to Maintain Eye Contact

—Reddit user umpteenbrews

“Hey… HEY! My eyes are up ear.”

Keep Up With Friends… and Strangers

—Reddit user ItsAlexBalex

Get Familiar

—Reddit user Fudgms

Can’t stop subtly fucking with people? Check out the original Ask Reddit thread for all of redditors’ step-by-step instructions on how to bring some sneaky tomfoolery into your life.

Oh, and one more thing before you go:

Dick hair.

For more original art inspired by Reddit comments, check out Li-Anne Dias’ illustrations in “If Rappers Were Cows, What Would Their Album Covers Look Like?”