Warning: Wall of text incoming! I don't even know how to begin. Shall I begin by telling you I started crying in shock and awe of the gift I received? Or by sharing this poem from the wonderful book I was gifted? Here it is:

"O please

O come on

O like you didn't know

What you were getting for Christmas

Before I ripped open all your gifts

O by the way

The tree looks better on its side

O I really do think so." Indeed, this is exactly what my cats do around Christmas.

But really. Thank you Dannysatch for the most amazingly unexpected gift. Next to the small book were a couple of packages wrapped in red paper that contained awesome things. Not awesome as in "cool" but awesome as in "awe-inspiring".

I received a signed Terry Pratchett print along with 4 Discworld lagers with really funny texts on them, a beautiful card with the great A'tuin on it and...to top it all off...a black elegant box filled to the brim with candy. I don't know how you picked this gift since my wishlist was filled with Harry Potter and make-up thingies, but Discworld is the one series guaranteed to make me smile even during a depressing time. More to the point, Death is my favorite character and just yesterday I was quoting him to a friend and saying "Cats. Cats are nice". So this print will be forever on my wall, along with the card, and in February I will buy a new bookshelf to also display the beer bottles. I started crying when I realized the print was also signed by my favorite author, since I don't think I'm ever gonna get the chance to meet him in person. It's truly insane how much I adore it.

PS: I have a beer bottle collection, I don't know how you knew that. I also don't know how you knew I was eyeing those beers as a Christmas present for my boyfriend, I'm pretty sure they weren't in my wishlist.

PPS: At the risk of commiting sacriledge, "I could pee on this - and other poems by cats" is a much funnier book than Terry Pratchett's Unadulterated Cat.

PPPS: One of the bottles was broken and leaking but fortunately nothing else was damaged and, with the help of a lot of scotch tape, I fixed it. Looks just as good as new :)

Once again, thank you so much and I hope your Santa spoils you rotten, you truly deserve it!!!!! See? I used five exclamation marks, it's a sure sign of a deranged mind.