Question: Do you know how many times we've defeated you? In just a year, alone?

Answer: About a million times



Next Question: Do you know how long it's been since I've had alien booty? Or really ANY booty?

Answer: I spend my whole damn day listening to Captain America wet himself over the new world. I get to watch this WEIRD relationship between Black Widow and Hulk just get weirder and WEIRDER My Ward is an arrogant, feisty little bitch that - recently - I found out was a guy... I'd still hit it - but still - MAJOR letdown!



Final Question: Are we going to get nasty or do I have to skip to the part where we get dirty... and those are NOT mutually exclusive