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Hillary confers with her advisors in the closing days of her campaign

Meanwhile, at Hillary HQ

00:00 - 00:03 Trump has been gaining in the polls.

00:04 - 00:05 He now leads in Florida by 4 points

00:05 - 00:07 and has been closing the gap in battleground states

00:08 - 00:12 Nevada and Arizona are too close to call

00:12 - 00:15 and Trump is on the rise in the national polls

00:17 - 00:19 With the FBI investigation closed

00:19 - 00:21 we'll just rig the voting machines and ride to victory

00:24 - 00:26 Madam Secretary

00:27 - 00:28 Carlos

00:31 - 00:33 Carlos Danger had all of your emails on his laptop

00:34 - 00:36 Comey has reopened the investigation

00:53 - 00:58 I want to speak with John, Robby, Huma, and Palmieri privately, please

01:13 - 01:15 11 DAYS FROM THE ELECTION?!?!?!

01:15 - 01:17 WE ALMOST STOLE THIS THING!!!!

01:18 - 01:23 DIDN'T YOU BRIBE HIM LIKE I TOLD YOU TO?!?!

01:25 - 01:28 The check from Morocco just cleared, we've got the cash.

01:29 - 01:31 HUMA, YOU SYNCHED WITH CARLOS FUCKING DANGER?!?!

01:31 - 01:34 HE'S JUST LIKE BILL, IT'S ALL ABOUT "ASS! ASS!"

01:34 - 01:37 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SURE THING!!! WHY AM I NOT UP 50 POINTS?!

01:37 - 01:40 AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WITH A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE GONZO WITH A SEX ADDICTION?!

01:40 - 01:42 He was a Congressman, I thought he was responsible.

01:42 - 01:46 HE TAKES SHIRTLESS SELFIES!!! WHAT ARE YOU, 15?!?!

01:46 - 01:48 Secretary, there's no need to bring his mistress up!

01:48 - 01:52 MY POLITICAL AMBITIONS DASHED BY A PENIS AGAIN!

01:53 - 01:54 I HATE PENISES!!!

01:56 - 01:57 If Trump wasn't so pure, beloved, and incorruptible

01:57 - 02:00 there might be a way for us to blame him and Putin for this!

02:00 - 02:03 But noooo he doesn't have any connections to the Russians!

02:04 - 02:08 HOW MUCH BUSINESS HAVE WE DONE WITH THE RUSSIANS

02:08 - 02:13 AND PUTIN CAN'T DO ME A SOLID AND CORRUPT TRUMP?!?!

02:14 - 02:16 We had a reset button!

02:17 - 02:21 WE'VE TAKEN MILLIONS FROM THE RUSSIANS AND FOR WHAT?!

02:27 - 02:29 John, your lobbying firm Podesta Group

02:30 - 02:34 you represent the largest financial institution in Russia

02:34 - 02:36 Can't you pull ANY strings?

02:41 - 02:42 Get me an orgy tape

02:43 - 02:47 GET ME ANYTHING!!! MORE FAKE RAPE CHARGES! ARE WE REALLY OUT OF TRICKS?!?!

02:48 - 02:53 Drop a barbell on his neck, or stage a fake mugging!

02:54 - 02:56 Have him shoot himself on a park bench!

02:56 - 02:59 That's what Bill and I did when we were surrounded by real men

03:00 - 03:02 NOT A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT CHILDREN!!!

03:04 - 03:07 We'll still have a woman president. Maybe Jeb will run in 2020

03:14 - 03:16 Decades of corruption, for what?

03:19 - 03:23 To lose to the most charismatic man to run for president since Teddy Roosevelt?

03:25 - 03:26 Makes me want to drop out

03:31 - 03:33 Move to Qatar

03:40 - 03:46 Carlos Danger, James Comey, Bernie Sanders, Doug Schoen

03:46 - 03:49 I should have had them all sucided years ago