British Personal Trainer Swears By Semen Smoothies For Colds

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A mother of two in the UK claims that her morning smoothie containing a friend’s semen prevents her catching cold, and that sperm also works as a face cream.

Long Story

We all hate the inevitable winter cold that takes over the office at this time of year, turning us into a nasty snot-filled mess.

There have always been ‘cures’ for the cold, but perhaps never one as radical as one British mother’s reported miracle solution.

Tracy Kiss, 29, from Buckinghamshire swears by a morning smoothie which includes sperm from her best friend and insists it has given her immune system the boost it needs to fight off infections.

How she came upon this recipe (excuse the pun) isn’t clear and it’s probably best not to ask, but she has been mixing almond milk or fruit with a dash of sperm for the last month and gives a glowing review of the concoction.

She told The Sun: “It can taste really good - depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.

“I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved.”

Understandably, Kiss’s friend who drops in three times per week with a container of his man-juice was initially a little taken aback by the request.

She admits: “When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself. But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed - after all, he has a regular supply at hand!”

As if there wasn’t enough innuendo already, Kiss also insists on using semen for facial treatments mixed with egg whites and lavender oil.

Various people have been saying for years that it’s healthy to drink your own urine, but let’s face it who does that (Bear Grylls notwithstanding)? And this is a step further still.

So, if you want to beat the winter blues, you know what to do. Suddenly a streaming cold doesn’t seem so bad, does it?

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One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins plus Vitamin C, calcium, sodium and potassium. It’s also a natural antidepressant.