I’ve always had a fascination with hot women in mug shots. I don’t know if that means I’m attracted to bad girls in general, or if this is an actual thing that I have, and I should start looking into one of those “date an inmate” sites. Some chick in North Carolina was arrested for a narcotics charge. Makes sense–not much to do in North Carolina other than drugs, anyway. Upon her release, she tweeted, “Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got released at 11:30 a.m. Fuck what you heard. And my mugshot’s cute.” She’s not wrong.

When interested parties inquired as to the specifics of her charges, she replied “Xanax homie.” Smoking hot, confident, and succinct. I think I’m in love with this girl.

You might think that’s the end of the story, but here’s what I’m wondering. Why is she saying, “fuck what you heard”? First off, I didn’t hear anything, lady, so stop assuming that the rumors about you are so prevalent. Secondly, what are these things people have allegedly heard that need to be fucked? Are people saying you were arrested for, like, prostitution or something? I need to know what was heard.

Also, you can slide into my DMs any day. Bring Xanax..

[via The Smoking Gun]