Sex Toys Galore, Summer 2018 Review

As per popular request, another review is coming in January 2019! Haters be gone 😉

So yes, this review is going to be a massive orgy of sex toys for Summer 2018. You girls asked for it, you girls got it. The amazing people at XR Brands have sent me a massive load of sex toys to review, so let’s get started!

Pleasure Curve Flexible 5x Vibe

This bad boy will make you cum so much that you will be screaming Donald Trump’s name over and over, literally, this bad boy has a ton of power in it. Put this baby on your pussy and you’ll be screaming.

Battery life is phenomenal. This soft, flexible vibe will assist in a solo or partnered seduction. Experience ultra-powerful stimulation with this petite pleasure toy! Cycle through 5 intense settings of vibration with a single easy-to-use button. The curved, ergonomic shape allows you to cup the vibe against your body or tuck it into your panties for hands-free excitement. The extreme flexibility ensures that it will fit perfectly against your unique, natural curves. This discrete toy is a fantastic accessory for masturbation or even use during sex! Made of premium silicone, the Pleasure Curve is non-porous and phthalate-free. Clean with mild soap and warm water and avoid use with silicone lubricants.

I love the fact I can just tuck it in my panties and go to town with it. Super discreet and super comfortable for the most amazing orgasm ever. Your vagina deserves this! This product has an MSRP of $60! Get the Pleasure Curve Flexible 5x Vibe at XRBrands.com. Rating: 5/5

Dual Vibrating Penis Head Teaser

This is a great product for any guy that wants to get hard, fast. Target the head of your penis for a vibrating massage! With super powered twin vibrating bullets and a super stretchy, head-encompassing sleeve, you can experience pin-pointed stimulation on one of the most sensitive areas of your body! Just slip the cup over the head of your cock and control the level of vibration with the easy-to-use speed dial on the wired controller. Boasting a strong motor, these two bullets help surround the tip of your cock in toe-curling buzzing bliss. Inside the cup are dozens of extra-large tickler nubs that will further tease your towards orgasm. How much pleasure can your helmet handle?

This product I think needs a bit of an overhaul. It looks like a product that wasn’t completed, like a prototype. Packaging looks cheap too. This can be purchased from XRBrands.com too. Overall, 2.5/5.

Shegasm Intense 2 in 1 Clit Stimulator

I fucking love this clit stimulator! Gets my clitoris going like crazy, I literally fell in love with this product as soon as I saw it and started using it. This bad boy is by Inmi, and I can’t get enough of it. Just typing about it wants me to whip this bad boy out and start using it, I get wet just thinking about it. You can also insert the other end in your pussy for amazing stimulation.

Intensify your orgasms with this double ended oral sex simulator and G-spot vibe! Both ends feature 12 different levels and patterns of power. The small end has incredible suction power that will take you past the brink of orgasmic ecstasy when you place it around your clitoris, or even a nipple! This revolutionary feature is unrivaled, with sucking pressure that is strong and effective. The handle end is smooth for a comfortable penetration, with a curve that will target your G-spot upon insertion. The powerful vibrating shaft will also feel unbelievable externally. Made of premium silicone, this double-ended pleasure tool is non-porous and phthalate-free. Clean with mild soap and warm water and avoid use with silicone lubricants.

Overall 100000000/5, you have to have it! Get it at XRBrands.com.

Thunderstick 2.0 Super Charged Power Wand

Holy shit was the first thing I said when I saw this bad boy. My pussy got wet just looking at it and seeing the power that it can bring. The Thunderstick is so powerful, you have to plug it in for maximum power. Of course, my favourite level is when I turn it ALL the way up for orgasm power.

Same incredible power as the original, now with a silicone head and a sleek, modern makeover! The Thunderstick is the perfect vibrating massage wand, providing you with a smooth, variable speed dial that allows you to play with intensities that range from a delicate, low hum to a knee-shaking thrum. The flexible neck allows you to find the right angle without straining your wrist. Whether you are playing solo, with a partner, or even enjoying forced orgasm or orgasm denial play, the textured body ensures a secure grip. Just plug it in and experience the most powerful vibration in its class! This new version of the Thunderstick is easier than ever to clean, made with non-porous and phthalate-free silicone. To preserve the material, do not use with silicone lubricants.

This gets a 5/5 rating from me as well. Get it now from XRBrands.com for $86.54 MSRP.

Mighty Pleaser Powerful 10x Silicone Wand Massager

Not only does this vibe looks sexy, it feels sexy. I put this in my purse and whip it out when ever I need some vaginal stimulation in the middle of the day in a private place. It’s small, discreet and full of power. I just wish it was easier to insert.

Miniature, but mighty! This petite and discreet wand massager is perfect for travel, or even keeping in your purse! It packs 3 speeds and 7 functions of powerful vibration, all controlled by a single button for ease of use. A flexible head ensures the perfect angles without wrist strain, while the smooth-touch finish allows it to glide soothingly across your skin. This attractive massage wand is both waterproof and rechargeable, for convenient use whenever and wherever. Made of premium silicone, it is non-porous and phthalate-free. Clean with mild soap and warm water and avoid use with silicone lubricants. Overall, I give it a 4/5. Get it from XRBrands.com for an MSRP of $40.00.

Thunder Bullet XL Ultra Powered Silver Vibe

Simple, but powerful. The Thunder Bullet can make your pussy growl like thunder. A low cost vibrator, just at an MSRP of $20.00 can satisfy most of your needs. It looks luxurious as well with a polished silver finish.

This massive bullet delivers deep, rumbling vibration! Packing multi-speed buzzing capabilities for internal or external use, this sleek bullet was made for intense action. Experience the powerful vibration reverberating through the whole shaft! Use it on its own, or insert it in a penis sheath to create a customized vibrating dildo. The Thunder Bullet is waterproof, making it the perfect accessory for a steamy shower!

Overall, I give it a 4/5. Get it today from XRBrands for $20.00.

CLANDESTINE DEVICES MIMIC VIBRATOR

This, this vibrator… is just freaking fantastic. I stick it down my panties and let Mimic take care of the rest. It feels so freaking good against my pussy and looks so luxurious. I rarely have to charge it, it just packs so much power and has a fantastic battery life. My body starts spazzing as soon as I use it, it just feels absolutely phenomenal.

Fully rechargeable and waterproof, the MIMIC vibrator was crafted with comfort and pleasure in mind. Its unique, ergonomic shape fits perfectly in your hand. The simple interface allows intense vibrations to travel to their pinpoint location or a more broad sensitive zone. Equipped with a travel lock, for those on-the-go, and an LED base that assists in the dark and serves as a charging indicator, the MIMIC is bound to be a new favorite. However you prefer, the MIMIC is your best-kept secret. Feel free to keep it to yourself or share with someone close to you.

The Clandestine Mimic Vibrator gets a 5/5 review, it’s just phenomenal. Get it today from ClandestineDevices.com, you’ll be happy you did. It’s just $125.00 but worth every penny.

Club Vibe 3.OH Hero

I freaking love the Club Vibe 3.OH Hero. I tried it since January of this year and I had to include it in this review. It’s an anal vibrator, but can also be used in your tight little wet pussy. Comes with a remote control with different settings. The outer silicone texture is comfortable for really easy insertion in either hole. It picks up sounds and transforms them into vibrations. I absolutely love the products that Suki comes up with. Absolutely fabulous.

Rock to the beat. Move with the rhythm. Tap into the art of the tease. Club Vibe 3.OH Hero is a discreet wearable vibrating plug designed to please—in privacy or on-the-go. Your imagination is your only limitation. Quiet and lightweight, the plug features three pleasure modes and a rechargeable, wireless remote control with a built-in microphone, so you can boldly explore epic new levels of sensation!

Rating: 5/5. Get it at OhMiBod.com or LoveLifeToys.com (same website).

OhMiBod LoveLife Snuggle

I’ve been following OhMiBod for years and their LoveLife products. They just always stand out at me at every show at CES that they exhibit at. I had to try it out, so I got a LoveLife Snuggle.

Packed with power and looks cute too! The LoveLife Snuggle just makes your pussy and clit so happy. You won’t have any problem cumming with this amazing powerful vibrator.

Intimacy removes all boundaries…So does a good snuggle. Our dual stimulation massager nestles against your most sensitive spots to help you reach new heights of pleasure and explore new depths of passion.

7 preset scalable pulsations

Double the pleasure for twice the fun

Body-friendly materials-silicone

USB rechargeable

Splash proof

Two quiet yet powerful motors

1 year manufacturers warranty

Get it today from LoveLifeToys.com. I’d give it a 5/5 rating as well.

I really want to try the Womanizer Pro and the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Collection: Insatiable Desire Mini G-Spot Vibe. The Esca from LoveLifeToys.com has been on my radar forever, that toy is what the beautiful cam girls at MyFreeCams.com use.

Stay tuned for the next season of sex toy reviews in 2018!