Trolls in the Otherkin Tag #23

I don’t know what to say

shutthefuckupotherkin:

other fun activities to get in touch with your ‘dog side’: hump random objects

eat grass and insects

puke up grass and insects

spend great lengths of time licking your own genitalia

stand at front window, bark forever

chase own tail/butt (whichever is more appropriate)

do butt scootchies on carpet when your behind itches ADDENDUM: lick owner’s face/nose/ears/mouth ceaselessly ‘cos you’re a gross little ball of fur and energy

rooshoes:

go get em guurrl

milkswords:

i’m a pumpkin. i identify as a device designed to move gas, liquids and occasionally slurries. i do not identify as mechanical, mechanical pumpkin are frauds. i am a manual pump.

the-sad-deku:

I’m a buff guy trapped in a fat body

socialreact:

STOP Just because I identify as a cockroach, a mere insect in comparison to your demonic wolf, does not give you the right to look down your nose at me. I can’t believe I’m facing oppression within my own group of comrades. C’mon, guys, we’re an oppressed group in general, can’t we all just get along? I’d love to actual make some friends on this weBsite! I love all you guys, I’d love to hear about your lives and your favourite things :) I can’t wait to really get things started on this creative site and express my opinions to all you lovely kin angels

Bold text says “big fat Bilbo cock”…? why

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dork-in-a-box:

And would that make his story a really early record of the life of an Otherkin? (assuming that he was real) *shrugs*

outonthecurb-again:

Now that I’m on tumblr I feel as if I can completely be myself. The truth is I identify as a Magikarp.

slothscum:

i never felt like a human i am sloth i am otherking i am othersloth oh shit my 16 hours of sleep a day is now justified yey #lol

orphanfight:

Identifying yourself as non human is incredibly triggering. Of course things can be not human, but why do we use the label human to help identify things that aren’t human.

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dumbfuckingideas:

Toaster sex is fucking stupid

dumbfuckingideas:

HOW DO TOASTERS HAVE SEX WITHOUT ELECTROCUTING EACH OTHER

soda-breeze:

gais i am a sasukekin i believe i have a deep understanding for sausage kun. its on a much intense level than your regular sasukekins. he comes to me in my ddreams and sometimes i wake with semen streaming between my legs. his spirit from anime has been formed from the ether and is trying to seek a physical host andd he has chosen me. i am the one. sasukekin.

dreamypuppy:

My story In the past few months I felt like I might be an otherkin who doesn’t know her kintype. In the past I get my life mixed up between a child prodigty who works for microscoft, to a young famous musican who was hit by a car and has amesia. It bugs me because when I do things like go to the bathroom, I feel like I could me urinating on someones couch or when I fall in my room I still feel embarassed because I could have fell in front of a guest. It scares me that I think like this! I know I sound crazy, but I really have no idea who to turn to at the moment.

ice-and-sunfire:

On the exterior I was born Celto-Nordic, but on the inside I’ve always felt more Nordo-Celtic. #transethnic

archangellesnowflake:

grapes are toxic to some animals. that blog isn’t very intersectional for otherkin who might be triggered by their url. so ableist.

socialjusticechampion:

my pain is serious and enduring. it will enver leave my side no one will ever eat the rela me inside… or sample my ingredients. the ppeproni…. the sausage…. the single anchov my phantom cheese goes stale in sadness #pizzakin

socialjusticechampion:

my identity includes the light switch of my house. when someone else turns on the switch, does that constitute an inappropriate advance? please advis

thebananafish707:

“People say that Disney doesn’t have enough diversity, but Ariel was an Otherkin so I think they have their bases pretty covered…”

orphanfight:

My true form Some days I sit at my desk and feel uncomfortable in my skin. I feel like I am not who I appear to be. I feel violent and full of energy. Like I want to go up to some weaker kid than me and assert my dominance as head of the pack. Maybe I’d leave a bruise or two. Then I would tell him how I would fornicate with his mother then steal his rationed food to solidify my position as alpha male. Then I’d go give someone a wedgie. These aren’t things I’m supposed to think as a mild mannered basement dweller. I think I may be otherkin. I think I am bully kin.

fuffuster:

pokemon otherkin: the real struggle

similarly,

chronicearworms:

Valerie is pretty much an otherkin, right?

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dumbfuckingideas:

Yiffing

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