Imagine my surprise when I walked into my house to see my kitchen being dwarfed by a humongous white box. Unpainted companion cube? Possibly, but it's wrapped in plastic, so probably not...

Upon closer inspection, the cube appeared to be made of foam, and my heart rate increased. I've heard tale of these mythical white cubes which bring untold culinary treasures from far-away lands...could it be?? Could I be so lucky??

Thanks to a mystery individual who only refers to themselves as 'Steve' (an obvious pseudonym...perhaps from 'Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs' fame?), I was faced with the daunting task of finding room in my freezer for an awesome array of gastronomic goodies.

A box of burgers, a box of steaks and chops, a box of stuffed baked potatoes, and even a box of molten chocoalate lava cakes (fitting for living in Hawaii you sneaky Santa you) for dessert.

My Santa searched and stalked well, found that I recently began a keto (www.reddit.com/r/keto for those that don't know) diet, which is centered on low carb, high fat, which results in eating a metric crap-ton of meat, so this gift if pure awesome sauce and is definitely streets ahead.

'Steve,' if you're in Hawaii any time soon, the fruity coconut drinks are on me!