After all that Donald Trump has said about Brussels, we decided to make a guide to the real Brussels. Because as we all know, Brussels is a SHITHOLE. We handpicked the most inspirational, weird, trashy and above all shittiest places so you and your family/friends/Craigslist date will have a wonderful time exploring all the shit our capital has to offer.

We wish you all a shitty time. Or, as they say in Brussels “kraagt vliegend schaat en keut ermkes”!