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Would you like me to read you the specials? Well, that's unfortunate because I'm a monkey in a ladymask! Yeah, bet you haven't seen anything this weird since that stranger gave you those "aspirin" at that Happy Mondays show back in '94, huh? No, but I'm sure the Health Department is totally OK with this.



This monkey works in a Japanese restaurant like it's no big deal.



It looks like something from the darkest corners of DeviantArt, but it's just Japan being Japan.



According to a blog post written by the folks who took the video, the restaurant had terrible service. Imagine.

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