As I mentioned, the team watched the Entourage Movie last night. Here’s what would happen if the Rangers received a similar HBO show:

Vinny Chase – Henrik Lundqvist

Probably the biggest gimmie of all. The superstar model who everyone wants to be. Without them, nothing else happens. Easily the best-looking guy in their squad.

If it wasn’t obvious enough, Hank’s the only guy who went to Glamour Shots for his headshots

Johnny Drama – Girardi

Drama is a solid and often underappreciated character. His jokes are sneakily maybe the best in the show. Girardi gets a lot of hate at times, but he’s critical to the success of the team. Not to mention Girardi getting the Broadway hat SCREAMS Drama.

Turtle – Tanner Glass

A real stretch, but Turtle is definitely the hardest one to compare to a major league athlete. I picked Tanner just because both were accustomed to being the butt of the joke for a while but earn what’s theirs in the end. Hard worker who gets a lot of shit but is a genuinely nice guy. Also Turtle gets ignored by most girls just like Tanner was by Rangers fans outside the Garden that one time.

E – Dom Moore

Eric is the nicest guy who works hard, is smarter than most, and plays by the rules. However he’s been known to get scrappy once or twice. Dom is the Harvard grad who is a genuinely good guy. He puts his heart into every game and has been getting chippy more than usual this postseason.

Ari – Sather

Ari is a hard character to find in a player. We’ll just chalk him up to Sather whose coldheartedness makes it easy for him to dish fan favorites and be a staunch negotiator, just like Ari.

Seth Green – Sean Avery

Both guys are the little shit who is just poking his nose around your business for no reason looking to instigate something. However Avery could probably back his game up a little more than Seth could against Eric’s client Charlie.

Gary Busey – Bryz

Honorary non-Ranger, but Bryz was in the Rangers 24/7 and Busey is a guest appearance as well. Busey is out of his mind in the show and Bryz’s humongous big thought process will haunt him for the rest of his life, just like the Philly media. The two are out there in their thinking and are sometimes rejected by the outside world because of it.