WASHINGTON, D.C. — Man in the High Tower pitch meeting fever dream and 45th President of the United States of America Donald Trump today announced his eternal allegience to Lord Kratos, a vengeful concrete god.

“Kratos will protect us!” Trump proclaimed, as he received a tooth-shattering communion on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.

Made of rock, water, and unrelenting stillness, the immortal Kratos returned to Earth wearing a “Make America Gravel Again” tee and 18-trillion tons of refractory concrete.

Chief White House Strategist Steve Bannon has yet to make a public statement on the president’s relationship with Lord Kratos, but sources close to Bannon indicate that Kratos is one of his greatest heroes, alongside Sam Neil’s character from Event Horizon and former Baylor football coach Art Briles.

“The American people will be crushed by Lord Kratos’ mighty and rightous fist,” opined White House Chief of Staff Reince Preibus. “We have summoned him here to absorb souls and flatten the innocent.”

Future Sugar Ray coverband frontman Milo Yiannopoulos chimed in: “Kratos is great for this country. He’s wall that and a bag of chips!”

Entering into the eighth consecutive day of a self-imposed staring contest with Lord Kratos, Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway was unvailable for comment, but according to a Krotos spokesperson, her bloodcurdling screams could be heard throughout 1,000s of hellscapes and dimensions we cannot even begin to imagine.

Environmentalists have decried Trump’s wall and its 7-billion-soul price tag.

Trump plans to begin payments on the wall through a series of blood sacrifices, rituals, and 10% off coupons to Trump properties (excluding New York, Miami, or anywhere the president says is “too Jewey”).

“I met Kratos on the golf course,” Trump told a crowd of fearful reporters. “He trapped a family of immigrants in a yuuuuge box of concrete. They were suffocating! We became fast friends.”

Trump then winked at the Breitbart team and walked toward a pyre of wooden crosses, burning eternal under Kratos’ baleful glare.