Operation “Grab Ass” from Reddit has been re-born as Fly With Dignity — a “non-political,” “grass-roots” organization that will stop TSA from groping you with their plastic-gloved, insect-like many-limbs.

Pretty grizzly ad copy, no? Well, it’s not a pretty phenomenon. Especially if you’re a cancer survivor whose urine bag got squeezed and spilled everywhere. Someone do an ad copy of that!