If you have perfect teeth, a weirdly vague job like “parrot consultant,” and also happen to be gay, you too can meet your spouse on television, now that Finding Prince Charming is premiering on Logo on September 8 with a 90-minute pilot. Luxury designer and philanthropist Robert Sepúlveda Jr. is the object of this season’s affections, and between the shirtlessness, the pool kisses, and at least one threat to phone the police, the first trailer for the gay Bachelor-style show lives up to expectations. Finally, a place for gorgeous, tan, 33-year-old former models to find love, no matter what their orientation might be.