I am going to heaven because I am born again in Jesus.

I am going to heaven because I accept Jesus, the Christ, as my own personal savior, and honor Him as the Savior of the world.

I am going to heaven because while I was, and still am, a sinner, I realize the evils of my sinful ways and try to live my life as a soldier for Christ.

I am going to heaven because I reject atheism, liberalism, heathenism, masturbation, rape, homosexuality, agnosticism, paganism, FSMism, Islam, Buddhism, Mormonism, Catholicism, Scienceism, evolutionism, and other sinful belief systems.

I am going to heaven because I know God, the Father, the Creator of this world and this entire cosmos.

I am going to heaven because I do not replace the one True God with the false gods of science and evilution.

I am going to heaven because I reject Satan and all his evil works.

I am going to heaven because I refuse to allow the atheists and heathens to steal my beliefs in the Truth away from me.

I am going to heaven because Jesus died for me.

I am going to heaven because Jesus rose from the grave and conquered sin and death for all of us, if we just would accept His sacrifice at Golgotha.

I am going to heaven because I act as a witness for Christ on this earth, and have spent my life trying to lead a sinful planet towards a divine Savior.

I am going to heaven because the Holy Spirit tells me so.

I am going to heaven because I spend every waking moment of my life trying to lead all the sinners on Earth there with my side.

I am going to heaven. Are you?

Yours in Christ,

Jim