spk_1: 0:00

All right. Welcome recording already because you're laughing and I wanted to get it.



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Welcome. Oh, you sneaky. Oh, how dare you?



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Because I had a sip of my evening water and I said I was getting a buzz. And you, you've been laughing cause I already said I had a buzz. I literally take, like like



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you make yourself a potent martini,



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I guess. God, thank you. First of all, Paul ran up. Thank you. Whoever deemed the liquor store and essential. But I don't know if that was Merrick or city or Governor Newsome, but



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I wonder if they follow because they sell, you know, so you



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can get quarter mil.



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Yeah. I wonder if they fall under something in category.



spk_1: 0:50

You can get your Mega millions ticket. They're rich, you know, because we got to keep some things going. Gotta keep gambling anyway. Thank you, Paul. He ran up the street and got me the tea,



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too. Just so people just so people know I was taking a walk. I did not go there.



spk_1: 1:12

He was doing a mental health walk. Yes, what we are instructed to do.



spk_0: 1:16

Yeah, and so we walk around the neighborhood. Uh, meet some nice dogs,



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meats and dogs.



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Today all the dogs barked at me.



spk_1: 1:25

Ah, they're hungry.



spk_0: 1:27

You think that's what it was?



spk_1: 1:29

Yeah. It was like dinner silently. Dinner, dinner



spk_0: 1:33

time for you don't know what these dogs. So I was I was out walking, and then Jamie texted me and said, Oh, by the way, I'm Paul. I don't Do we have to? I don't know.



spk_1: 1:45

I'm Janey.



spk_0: 1:46

People know if they're listening to this, they've seen where description of it.



spk_1: 1:50

Paul's a comedian. I'm an actor. Well, you're everything. Really?



spk_0: 1:56

That's true. My apologies.



spk_1: 1:57

Like you're a real hyphen. It as they say in the bed.



spk_0: 2:00

I'm entertaining. I guess so.



spk_1: 2:04

You know, I am I,



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director and writer.



spk_1: 2:08

Very weakly



spk_0: 2:10

a podcaster as well.



spk_1: 2:11

Oh, God. I did used to have a podcast before this. Some listeners don't know.



spk_0: 2:16

You know what? We should do podcast recommendations at the end because you'll have podcast that we've done before. And then we have other ones that we are listening to. The week



spk_1: 2:25

I wasn't gonna recommend mine.



spk_0: 2:27

Yeah, well, we'll get into that. So I saw on the way back.



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Any you. That's Paul. I'm



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Jean. So the way back



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for married. We're quarantine. You really went out Video. What? Superb address tt by the way, they are making hand sanitizer. So shout out to Tito's vodka. Ok, you're



spk_0: 2:52

I heard that. Yeah, I heard at the liquor store. Actually,



spk_1: 2:54

you did. You didn't tell me you chatted with the



spk_0: 2:58

No, no. I eavesdropped on a conversation to other people. Tell



spk_1: 3:02

me, Tell me



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these. They said that Tito's making him think like so. Let's just talk about their divorce. You know, I poisoned him. No, I'm rich



spk_1: 3:18

that, you know, And then you didn't tell me?



spk_0: 3:21

Yeah, it's true.



spk_1: 3:22

That would have been, like, really



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was. That was my news to tell



spk_1: 3:26

Sat on the nugget. Okay, so I was like, he's out on his walk and I was like being it. I'd forgot to pick up some liquor for them from the from my being mimic shop. And then you showed up at home about 1/2 an hour later with it,



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I took a detour.



spk_1: 3:48

It was like it was romantic.



spk_0: 3:51

Very romantic love in the time of plague.



spk_1: 3:54

Time of Corona. That's the thing. That's 11. The time of Corona.



spk_0: 3:57

That's right. Um and what?



spk_1: 4:02

Oh, I wanted to hear your and yes,



spk_0: 4:05

but did you make a little noise? I did. What was



spk_1: 4:07

your little doing? Mmm. I was saying, speaking of and I was gonna pivot. But now I don't want to do it.



spk_0: 4:15

OK, well, let me tell. I just want to tell people that Janie does. If we're at a restaurant. Jewelers a martini. She does say Tito's.



spk_1: 4:24

It's what do you call it today? No,



spk_0: 4:28

no. Call a tip. Toes



spk_1: 4:29

T vodka. What happened to you? What do you say?



spk_0: 4:41

Tito's like you say, Tito. Do you know you remind me of when you say that is the lady the lady who played the land lady on bosom buddies. Really? Yeah. She was an old Southern lady.



spk_1: 4:58

Who is that? I



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can't remember her name. I can't remember. It



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wasn't hot. Holland Taylor



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knows the hall until she was their boss at the advertising agency. Oh, but this was an old lady. She was very funny. Ah, and she she would have also pronounced it Tito's.



spk_1: 5:15

Well, when you're in a loud, noisy restaurant, you've gotta like you gotta finish your stop. Close IDs. You know what I mean, you gotta, like, complete the stop.



spk_0: 5:26

That's right. That's why I order a pot roast,



spk_1: 5:29

but rest pot roast, patrol Cheetos pot roast.



spk_0: 5:34

Are these shared plates?



spk_1: 5:40

Plates? I went to drama school. Y'all.



spk_0: 5:47

It's true. You have a degree in theater.



spk_1: 5:49

I sure D'oh. I mean, you know, there is a toilet paper shortage and I have it hanging in the office. We need it because that is about all it has got. You know, it's funny. You go to drama school, you get out. You're like, have a masters.



spk_0: 6:08

They say you only do two days in drama school. Do



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you go in and the day? Yeah, and it's worth nothing. It's worth like nothing.



spk_0: 6:21

While you're saying the degree itself is worth the experiences, everything, of course at the



spk_1: 6:26

time. But like it gets you, it doesn't get you any purchase in the industry like nobody like there. I think there was, like, a time in New York where if you had a masters from one of these, whatever schools that you know, like you would get called into rooms because of it.



spk_0: 6:48

Do you think when do you think that waas



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maybe like in 18 70 or something because my timing was away. Huh? I don't know any use ALS,



spk_0: 7:03

but it is. Do you think it matters in the theater? No, no, not even there.



spk_1: 7:12

I don't know.



spk_0: 7:13

Certainly television and movies. Nobody's looking like Oh, you have a degree. Hope.



spk_1: 7:18

Oh, hold for hold for airplane. I don't know. We're in a house



spk_0: 7:24

fighter jets over our home. There were weird



spk_1: 7:26

helicopters out front earlier. Did



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you see them? No. Weird. In what way?



spk_1: 7:32

They weren't the pope



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with a black black helicopters?



spk_1: 7:35

No, they were like greenish, but not like Cam. Oh, recycling helicopter, maybe. Well, you know, they're sending that navy hospital ship off the coast of Ah, California. No house beds.



spk_0: 7:49

I do not know that violators and such talk about how we got price gouged for toilet paper.



spk_1: 7:56

Oh, and that will Segway into this?



spk_0: 7:59

Yes, on next door.



spk_1: 8:01

You don't know?



spk_0: 8:02

On next door, we got a tip that there was this sort of dollar store type place that was selling. They had plenty of toilet paper and plenty of as they put it wipes. It was white spell Could age the baby white. They have many baby wipes.



spk_1: 8:18

They also said they have a lot of hand sanitizer.



spk_0: 8:21

Yeah, which I didn't see.



spk_1: 8:22

It was not a dollar store. It was a $10



spk_0: 8:25

store. Okay, well, it was a dollar short type place. I didn't mean that. It was actually, everything's a dollar way. Get there. It's a yes, because when we got there, there was a roll. It was a four



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pack. If it was six past, I'd like to point out that the actual toilet paper itself is very loosely rolled, very loosely



spk_0: 8:46

rolled. This might be a homemade. We're not familiar with the brand.



spk_1: 8:52

Yeah, it may be manufactured in woo on,



spk_0: 8:56

but we But we paid way too much money for it, and we just did it because we thought it's embarrassing.



spk_1: 9:06

We bought a pack, we bought two packs



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about two packs



spk_1: 9:11

for well, and we bought two packs because it was allowed. And there was a lot of it. Yes, and bottom. And when I say we bought two packs because it's loosely rolled, think of it as like 1/2 of one pack.



spk_0: 9:24

Yes. We did not know this at the time.



spk_1: 9:26

We don't know this brand brand of the $10 door carries, and we paid $8 a pack to be fair under $10. Like the title



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store. That's true. But we was ah, weirdly humiliating experience that we went through. We knew what we were doing as we were doing it. Like, we shouldn't be doing this, But we did it. It did feel like trauma. And then there was that old lady who came up to us. Got very close to us. Talker Close Thompson. I went I was at food for lesson at walmart Floor



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99 Wal Mart and



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plenty of it. Why are



spk_1: 10:06

you here? You think I'm gonna get in the damn car and drive to the Wal Mart just to find out that they sold out of those 4 99 toilet papers? Because that was not what I was instructed to Dio. I was supposed to do essential errands and get the F.



spk_0: 10:18

Yes, we took our marching orders from next door dot com and we got it done.



spk_1: 10:24

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spk_0: 10:29

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They're the best.



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They were early adopters of our podcast time earlier doctors, big fans. And the



spk_1: 10:45

feeling is mutual.



spk_0: 10:46

They were kind enough to drop off at our home. I missed him when they visited. I was in the office doing I think I was rooting for the throwing adventure. Our show.



spk_1: 10:55

Oh, that's right. You're getting ready for that zoom. Yeah,



spk_0: 10:58

we did alive. I I am part of, ah show called The Thrilling Adventure Hour. That was a podcast on a live show in Los Angeles for over a decade, and it was retired a few years ago, and then we brought it back out to do a live streaming show. We were all on Zoom, um, and we raised money for the L. A and New York Food Banks. Um, and we're probably gonna do it again at some point soon. So anyway, so I miss when they came by and we have to, uh, chairs out front in our front yard



spk_1: 11:28

There, over there. Pie like eight feet away from the front stoop. So low. So we have some dense distance visiting chairs. If you're able to do this, not everyone is because they live in urban, densely populated areas But if you have like a neighborhood like we live in where it's just like flat lawns and basically the neighborhood looks like, you know what is that Jim Carrey movie? Are



spk_0: 11:53

you? Ah, the Truman Show?



spk_1: 11:56

It looks like that, but it's smaller, smaller, ugly air closer together



spk_0: 12:01

way have, like a little postage stamp front lawn.



spk_1: 12:04

Yeah, but every but we know our neighbors were friends with people in this neighborhood. There's a lot of industry people that live here and there like all our age and stuff. So they came by with their dog, Georgie, and they decided to sponsor this episode, and they drew this wonderful certificate of sponsorship. If you want to see it, you're gonna have to follow at stay of home. Kins on in cigarette?



spk_0: 12:28

Yes, We'll post pictures. Yeah, there was a little Now they brought us a roll of toilet paper, a bottle of wine,



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and in that relatively fever had a heart sticker,



spk_0: 12:38

which was very precious. A little bit of a scandal with wine. I didn't realize the idea was we would drink it while we were recording the podcast. What did you say?



spk_1: 12:54

He explained, It seems sort of Lee.



spk_0: 12:57

I guess I didn't into it. That I guess I didn't into



spk_1: 13:00

listeners. Guess what, Paul. Drink the wine



spk_0: 13:05

I did



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without his co host in in co pilot.



spk_0: 13:10

I did with a wide quarantine buddy. Is it funny when we got married, we weren't even picturing this when we did our vows?



spk_1: 13:20

No. We thought we never were collaborate on anything. I met the well, I read the global pandemic in hell.



spk_0: 13:33

But what you say in sickness, you're thinking like one of us will get cancer or something



spk_1: 13:38

Bit tro that the the patrol roads add penned in making your vows. Now,



spk_0: 13:45

Yeah, if you are engaged. Absolutely. Put it in there. In there. Get it? Because you might think twice about it when the hour arrives, you might say You know what? Now that you mention it, I'm out



spk_1: 13:58

where it isn't funny, cause Okay, so next month is our 10 year wedding anniversary. That's right. What



spk_0: 14:05

do we get it? Do you think we're still gonna be? We are. We're gonna be



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CEO. So And isn't it funny? L a a couple months ago, we were way. You're like we should do something real different for your 10 like we should. Geoeye don't know. Stay somewhere like a little say some occasion or something.



spk_0: 14:26

Every idea that we had was there's no way we could do it traveling. We talked about having a party.



spk_1: 14:31

Oh, yeah, we were gonna like. We're like, let's recreate our wedding and invite Paul. This idea, which was kind of like it was there were some flaws because you were, like, we know so many people that we didn't know 10 years ago.



spk_0: 14:46

The people that our lives now



spk_1: 14:47

that didn't get invited to her wedding, and we should have, like, recreation party. But just invite those people,



spk_0: 14:55

to be fair, I never said recreation. This is maybe what you're picturing that I



spk_1: 15:01

had in mind. What did you call it, then? I



spk_0: 15:08

don't know. I don't know if, like, I called it a vow renewal or something like that. But something along the lines of that



spk_1: 15:15

okay. And like



spk_0: 15:17

wear their wedding costumes



spk_1: 15:20

like you can't renew your vows at 10 years we get how can't you? It's just kind of like a thing like you have to be longer in like 10 years is like, I



spk_0: 15:31

think 10 years is impressive. A lot of you don't make it to 10 years.



spk_1: 15:35

Maybe. Maybe it's



spk_0: 15:38

also I think celebrating on the decades makes sense. Okay, Like you make a big deal out of the decades.



spk_1: 15:45

Sure. Like your birthday is like because you know how I feel about birthdays. I don't like him. That's it. I think decades only. I'm a decades only like



spk_0: 15:57

the milestones,



spk_1: 15:57

some miles, the milestone. But I don't consider the fives and milestone. And consider the year is Miles.



spk_0: 16:03

I really do think. But look, we did this when we were younger too. Is that every birthday you would get people together, you'd have some kind of bar hang or whatever, but after a certain point, you stop doing that. But I think like the big birthdays are, let's at one as an adult. 21



spk_1: 16:22

first chair, 21



spk_0: 16:23

30 40 50. The decades after that, after 21 it goes two decades. Yeah, and no one should give a shit about your birthday in between now. Are you friends? Of course. But you have. But you have, like, I think you have, like a small



spk_1: 16:38

like a near death experience or something where you're like. I made it to 38 and when I was 37 everyone thought I was gonna die.



spk_0: 16:47

You know what? Fair enough



spk_1: 16:49

wheat. Maybe Post.



spk_0: 16:51

I'll grant you that one.



spk_1: 16:51

Post Corona. We all should celebrate the birthday.



spk_0: 16:55

Yes, everyone. After this, after this is over, everyone should make a huge deal out of their birthday. You know what? That's absolutely fair.



spk_1: 17:02

Any here?



spk_0: 17:03

So stop saying that. I don't know. You don't say that.



spk_1: 17:08

I don't know. I'll text it.



spk_0: 17:12

That's different. You're you. The way you Texas so much different than the way



spk_1: 17:16

Well, okay, we this is making me laugh because we got a write up during the week and the guy who was nice to mention us, by the way, Thank you, too. I



spk_0: 17:31

can't bear the name of the writers from fast



spk_1: 17:33

company, and, um, he he said something like, Oh, they're they're, like, entertaining or whatever, but like elevated or if not a little elevated or something. And then I got so many, like, uh, texts from my friends that were, like, laughing about that, because I think because maybe we're, like, on all the time or something by the way. I don't like when people are on all the time.



spk_0: 18:12

It's true you don't.



spk_1: 18:14

But maybe, but here's the deal. Maybe here's the irony. Maybe I'm on all the time, but you're not, you know, I mean,



spk_0: 18:25

I do, but you're not what he's saying. What? It's slightly elevated because, of course, we're talking in a microphone



spk_1: 18:31

and also we're scared.



spk_0: 18:33

There's that too fast



spk_1: 18:34

company. Guess what? We're experiencing Anxiety and the unknown Fast company Fast company. Thanks for noticing.



spk_0: 18:43

You know what fuck you for saying were elevated.



spk_1: 18:47

Well, now it's like a weird compliment. But he was basically saying like he was basically saying like, maybe they were, like on, like, turned on or whatever. Here's the deal. I don't I don't live like people. You're on a lot and I have a problem with it, and Paul has to talk me into having compassion toward them. Why? I mean, you're



spk_0: 19:13

making that sound like it's a constant thing, and I don't think that it is



spk_1: 19:16

Well, it's enough of a thing where you are late. Oh, I think they're just nervous. Or maybe they have anxiety. Like sometimes I'll be like, Okay, so you know, like I come in and I'm like, Oh, my God, this person was, like, just know I cannot relate to them like they wouldn't be normal. And then you're like, maybe they were scared. And then I'm like, Yeah, um, you're right.



spk_0: 19:41

That's But look, that's sometimes because there are other times that you'll you'll say that about someone, and I'll say, Yeah, I can't stand that person.



spk_1: 19:50

Those are my favorite times, though, right when that



spk_0: 19:52

happened, you really come together is like



spk_1: 19:54

that is, like, so good. What else that we've forgotten to talk about. Okay, so in pandemic news, we watched the viral video that calmed us tonight by the doctor. Yes. That's something we can share.



spk_0: 20:08

Yeah. Do you remember the doctor's name? I didn't catch the beginning of it.



spk_1: 20:13

Yeah, they didn't really put it forth. So? So



spk_0: 20:19

he had it on his his hoody. He's wearing a track jacket. A fleece that had it is his full name emblazoned on there. And neither was gonna remember what his name was.



spk_1: 20:29

Well, I was busy cooking dinner, but I will say



spk_0: 20:32

I had important things to do too.



spk_1: 20:36

Was they also watched this morning the the Live Q and A with Steph Curry and Dr Fauci. Yes, slightly less informative because this doctor on the viral video he's like on the front lines and Dr Fauci is more like a big picture guy. And the and the doctor's video was more like a detail oriented Ah, picture like right, don't you think? Yes. Anyway, I enjoyed it. Yeah,



spk_0: 21:11

it was very it was very helpful. And very ah, reassuring.



spk_1: 21:15

Um, one of the things that Paul and I have learned no, she'll stay safer at home, are safer at home orders is that we still have completely separate lies like a day will go by and I'll be and I will have had a completely separate daily experience. And what you have had do you wantto, like, elaborate on that are other people. That



spk_0: 21:42

sounds like a trap?



spk_1: 21:44

No, I just I find it interesting, and I I was talking about it today and tell a therapies about how, like, it's it's ah, it's, you know, and how, like it's been hard for me to witness, like my single friends, who her feeling very long, absolutely, anyway, just just well,



spk_0: 22:03

I feel it makes sense to me The first, the first few days that we were here, we spent a lot of time together in one room. Sure, And then there were other things that came up like that show and then planning other things with other people. And, you know, that sort of stuff. We took walks at separate times. It it makes sense because the majority of our lives, that's what we're doing, is that we're going out living our day back. And even though this is a small house were still managing. Look, all you need is more than one room and



spk_1: 22:41

well, or I have noise canceling headphones so I can even be living a totally different life in my in my head.



spk_0: 22:48

Sounds very true. And sometimes you are do live a totally different life in there, and I'm banging on the headphones.



spk_1: 22:57

But I mean, I was saying today, like in my therapy session, like we we have have an advantage for a couple reasons. One we haven't fallen ill with knock on wood, but I don't want to make the that noise on the microphone. Um, so we're a luckier in that regard. We were told to shelter in place, perhaps like at an opportune time. I don't know unless we we come into contact with it. Um, secondly, we do a lot of work from home things already, and that sort of has set us up. Well,



spk_0: 23:32

I think the thing that I think about a lot is that how fortunate we are that this is not a crazy adjustment for us the way it is for a lot of people.



spk_1: 23:43

Because the way that our employment works, we go long stretches of time unemployed, and then we'll, like, book a gig. And that gig might pay for, like, six months of like, like, right before this all went down, like shot a national commercial, which I hope it airs. Unless that business is pulled in by now, I



spk_0: 24:02

don't have to worry about advertising.



spk_1: 24:04

I know, right? They should be bailing us out, right?



spk_0: 24:07

Yeah. Advertising should be giving us money.



spk_1: 24:10

Well, they okay, so advertising is interesting because they get the's huge, like ad budgets that they have



spk_0: 24:17

to spend. Yeah. What's that about? It's like when that about sometimes colleges will When I used to do gigs like this, Yeah, you'll make like crazy money. A college is because they get an entertainment budget



spk_1: 24:32

and they get to the end of the fiscal year. And they haven't spent it.



spk_0: 24:35

Yeah, and their Children.



spk_1: 24:37

I mean, I went to like a couple, like, maybe three colleges cause I was had a lot of unrest. Um, that's a whole other story waken get into the genic situation. Uh, but I remember, like, my freshman year. Oh, my friend Nicole. She would remember this, like little feet. Can't even played. What's so little in like in, like, B f B. Ohio, by the way, did not state that college, but I am still friends with Nicole. Who by? Oh, that reminds me. So a lot of my friends have embraces at Marco Polo. Yes, and they want me to make videos, and I'm not. I haven't really gotten into it because ah, lot of times, and they send me videos I'm laying down and I have a double chin. So it's not really, like, convenient for me.



spk_0: 25:28

Marco Polo is an Appy up to you have to sit up for,



spk_1: 25:31

like, a lot of people must not have double chins, and they're just like firing off Vo Mrs.



spk_0: 25:36

Some people don't care. Isn't that weird?



spk_1: 25:38

What's that like? I wish I knew in some way



spk_0: 25:42

I wish I do



spk_1: 25:43

right as adults. She was like, You guys need to binge um, this thing A necklace called Tiger King? Well, we binged



spk_0: 25:54

way finished.



spk_1: 25:59

So should we talk about our people watching that? Because I feel like a lot of because



spk_0: 26:03

I feel like everybody's why, like on Twitter, my entire feet is about Tiger King. Um, there's so much todo to dissect. Yeah,



spk_1: 26:12

well, your feelings about it.



spk_0: 26:14

I mean, it's like it's it's it's sort of it's very telling that everyone in the movie is white. Everyone. The documentary is white, you know. It's always



spk_1: 26:22

meeting is like a privilege. It's like a place of privileged, tohave like exotic, like have your homemade zoo?



spk_0: 26:28

Well, definitely, absolutely. It is



spk_1: 26:36

what and also like, What is it like? I I've been debating owning a dog for 10 and they're like these weird, like, narcissistic rednecks out there. They're like collecting tiger.



spk_0: 26:51

Yeah, Like what? And feuding with each other



spk_1: 26:55

because they're all narcissists.



spk_0: 26:56

Yeah, because they want they want to be the unique one.



spk_1: 26:58

Well, because narcissists like attract one another. There's like a whole thing with that. That's why so many they just, like, end up or they'll like, you know,



spk_0: 27:08

that's the TV show entourage



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or veil like prey upon, like impacts or whatever. Uh, like, That's why that one guy had that, like menagerie of, like, Women From and the other guy had the



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menagerie of husbands,



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husbands that were that came so they were a sort of vulnerable because there was like teenagers.



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But it's it's, um it's definitely worth watching. And it reminded me I will say this. Yeah. Ah, Joe exotic, I believe Carole Baskin, but he does not sing his own songs.



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Well, I should point out to our listeners if y'all binge Netflix Tiger King, which, if you can handle watching criminal narcissists like, you know, miss handle and like David at Moreau, is not.



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If you can watch the dumbest people who think they're the smartest people mishandling a bunch of wild animals, then you can watch this.



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Then then you will see that Joe Exotic has like these awesome country videos, which, by the way, I love country music. People



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songs were pretty catchy.



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They're pretty good and I'm like, Oh, he could have, like, he could have, like, totally going to Nashville or something. And then after the thing was over, Paul turns to me and he is. I don't think he's singing this owns. And I was like, Why? Like dough I saw him in the video. He's like singing those songs. And then it came out that one of one of the women he was feuding with was like that. He didn't Carole Baskin Carole Baskin didn't care. Knock sing those damn songs And you know what I think like she even said the name of the guy he hired and like, how much he paid them, like someone in your Europe or something.



spk_0: 29:01

Yeah, there's because there's a there's a there's a couple points or he's singing along to his own songs and the voice doesn't match. Um,



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I just thought he was like being casual, and I don't knowing you,



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but also, but here's the thing. My, this is this is what I feel is the strongest argument in my the strongest point. My argument if he actually had singing talent,



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Yeah, yeah,



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he wouldn't be doing all of this shit that he did



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what? He could play rodeos. He could play like that. NASCAR. Hey,



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still, he still might write like he still might do some of this other nonsense. You might still run for office like he did, but I think if he actually had singing talent, he would have been able to parlay that into being in front of an audience on a regular basis.



spk_1: 29:48

Well, you certainly had the personality, right? Like he could have developed, like a whole thing if he had that singing voice, which I I have now come to believe him. When he was that he didn't which I am. I feel like worse about that than the other transgressions



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he committed. Worsen taking out a contract hit on another human being worth destroying the lives of countless wild creatures.



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Okay, so, basically, anyway, it was a very fascinating documentary, and I will always kind of watch train wrecks of people like that because I don't know, like, I'm just so like, interested in the psychology of people. But also, there's something really, I hate to say it, but it makes you feel like I'm not doing so bad.



spk_0: 30:41

Oh, yeah, of course.



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I don't have a home Made you in the backyard of East. Oh, you heard everything. I don't even get a dog at the race. I responsibly don't even adopt a dog because my life is



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too unstable. You can say that. At the very least, I'm I'm a decent enough person to not have a backyard.



spk_1: 30:58

These people have, like, personality disorders and



spk_0: 31:01

Oh, yeah, yeah.



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You know, like sometimes you sit there and you're like, Wow, I feel really sorry for them that they ended up in this place where they don't have any support system to kind of get out of it. But then it's like, Oh, they're just empty people.



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What's really while, though, is that the law has not clamped down on all of these people. And that's what it took for him to be in jail. Joe Exotic? He had to What? Fair enough. I don't want to spoil it for you, but I mean, look, the the thumbnail, is it as a mug shot of him?



spk_1: 31:39

Okay, fine. Whatever. Also, that I found that today



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it took it took a different type of crime unrelated to the wild animal world for him to get arrested.



spk_1: 31:48

By the way, I didn't know this, but I found out today that there was a whole podcast. Siri's about thes



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player that after the fact is when



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I'm like, how did I miss? Like, somehow I completely missed this whole saying because I would have listened to that podcast.



spk_0: 32:04

You know what else our friend, uh, Mark McConville made mention of I saw on Twitter is a thing that I've heard of but never seen called cat dancers. Okay, Which we should seek that out tonight. Maybe we'll watch that. Is



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that that, um, Russian circus with all the cats?



spk_0: 32:21

No, no, no. These are big cats. Not like not like house cats. I know the one you're talking about. Um that, by the way, I remember that I remember the first time I heard about that cat circus. It's all house cats. They were on, uh, soon Colbert's late night show. When it was new, CBS way on, they went on and none of the cats did anything they were supposed to dio. They did not complete any of the tricks that they're supposed to do. It was amazing. I hope that clip is up online. it's really it's really worth seeing because they really they really do not deliver.



spk_1: 32:58

They're just not Do you, like some people have a lot of cats, like, you know how, um you can get like that, Um, like, toxin thing. Toxoplasmosis. Yeah, like, there have been so many times where I've been like, Oh, that person, like I have, like, looked up the symptoms of it like so many times. I'm like, Oh, my God, I think they have toxoplasmosis.



spk_0: 33:23

Here's the thing that you tend to do when you when you learn about when you learn about a thing like this always on you see it everywhere.



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What do you mean?



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When I run? When the site,



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I mean, yeah, but what do you mean?



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Like when you read up on toxoplasmosis or narcissism Or, uh, what was that book? The psychopath Test sociopath test.



spk_1: 33:48

Oh, I love the psychopath test, but also the sociopath next door,



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sociopathic store.



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But by the way, no, that shit is for real.



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I'm not saying it's fake. I'm not saying it's fake,



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but I'm saying I hope you know what I did,



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but it becomes your go to description for whatever person you're talking about



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basically like reptilian Ah ah! Scales fall from my eyes. Reptilian scales isn't saying a biblical thing. Just skills. Are they reptilian or not? That way,



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I That's a good question I'm mailing. That's a



spk_1: 34:28

good question. Alien.



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It might mean something. In addition to



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the O fall, they fall. Tell me more. Tell me more. Listen, you should read the sociopath next door, by the way, Recommended by my friend Nicol, who wants remarkable of me.



spk_0: 34:47

Shot up to Nicole to recommendations Nicole have some patients with Marco. Polo was gonna go. I'm gonna look up the word scales because I never thought I always thought about I when I read. Was that for



spk_1: 35:04

I don't know what I want. A positive makes another drink. Is that cuckoo? Don't buzz go mix it. Oh, we're



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in the world. The home stretch.



spk_1: 35:11

But oh, you can Can you Can you vamp?



spk_0: 35:15

Yes, I can vamp



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at 3 to 1 pft van.



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Okay. Scale One of the many small, hard dermal or epidermal structures that characteristically form the external covering of fishes and reptiles and certain mammals such as pangolins. Bangle ins are great, by the way, What bets? I heard bats, but I never had the pangolins gave us Corona. I pray that that's not true. Penguins are wonderful penguins. Why'd you do that? I pangolins. I praise you 24 7 This how you do me? They're like little. They look like little dragons. They're great. A similar part in other animals such as one of the thin, flat, overlapping structures that cover the wings of butterflies and moths. So I think in the in the in the biblical story it was something that that grew over Paul's eyes. Same pollen than on the road to Damascus. I believe the scales. I'm sorry. Testament New. Yes, Honey, come on. ST Paul's. Now he doesn't, like, do a cameo in the Old Testament. And then what do you think? Ah, Star Wars prequels? Yep. Catholic school. We both went together. School? Yeah, You went for 10 years. I went for 12 years. That's right. Play. You play the Bible



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game? Where? 15. To. And then you think



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Oh, you've told me about this? Yeah. Bible search yet.



spk_1: 37:02

And then you Yeah, like. And if you're first 15 to you right at this point, like they got really?



spk_0: 37:17

We did not do Bible search that we did. We barely touched the Bible when I was in Catholic school. No, we did not go to church every week while we went toe. My family went to church every Sunday, but we went to church as a school. Ah, in grade school, we went to what was called first Friday. So the first Friday of every month there would be a mass because my school was right next door to the church is our years was a little stricter than mine.



spk_1: 37:49

Guess it's funny. Like my family was not Turkey. My



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family was churchy me. Do you know it's funny. And I've told you this that my my mother became an atheist. But right before she died and she stopped going to church. But then my dad and my mother and father did not speak to each other for years, lived in the same house. They were married till they both died. Um, very strange. Yeah, that's that's one word for it, That's what. Yeah, how about it? But then after my mom stopped going to church, even though they did not go to church together, my dad also stopped going to church like a couple weeks later. He was like, I guess I won't do it anymore either, but never said anything. Anyone? Yeah, like my mom made a big announcement. I'm an atheist. I don't believe in God anymore. I'm not going to church anymore. And then a couple weeks after she stopped going, my dad stopped going.



spk_1: 38:47

I don't, um, organized. Really? Genesis. That's a That's a topic for another book.



spk_0: 38:53

Yeah, I imagine there isn't one and imagine we sang a song about it. All right, We'll



spk_1: 38:58

wait. Why didn't they ask us? My phone was on. Yeah. Hey, we were here. You think I went into airplane mode during the pain than me?



spk_0: 39:15

I know that song. We could've seconded to different keys,



spk_1: 39:18

but I don't sing. Uh, well, yeah.



spk_0: 39:21

So have the people in that video. Don't



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I can say I can act it. I went to drama school, dammit! Imagine there's no heaven. Wait, That was easy. If you try well, you can think that you could sing it. It's true. How would just do it like I'm on along?



spk_0: 39:39

That would be great. We should wrap this up.



spk_1: 39:42

Oh, you're eight recommendations. Oh, yeah. Okay. So, Tiger King?



spk_0: 39:49

Yes, Tiger King on that



spk_1: 39:51

banana? Yes. It's super bananas. It's It's Ah, it's just bananas way.



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We're gonna recommend podcasts.



spk_1: 39:59

Um, Okay, well, I'll listen to you. Is Corona content?



spk_0: 40:04

So we were talking. What we were talking about earlier were talking about podcast earlier. And then we're Seo. I



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had a podcast called Jeannie, and Aaron does Hollywood.



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Iranian Aaron does Hollywood different. Erin Ginsberg.



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Cannon is up. Stell



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Cannon is up. I also I have a couple of podcast. The pot F Tom cast Which of my very first podcast.



spk_1: 40:21

I love that podcast.



spk_0: 40:23

I I haven't listened to it in years, but it's also all the episodes are still up there. I think it's 24 episodes and then some extra little mini episodes.



spk_1: 40:31

Yeah, that was good. That was a good show case for you. Thank you. Thank you, honey. And it was you were, like, an early It was like that was, like, back in 2000. And what? No, no, no, no, no, no. Why's that? My



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co two year.



spk_1: 40:46

It was anyone in a



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while ago. I always go to 2002 seasons. Two



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1000. 11. 11,006. You were living on Cherokee and I was living on Beachwood.



spk_0: 40:56

Give out Our old address is still our identities. What Do some quiz sports



spk_1: 41:03

lead on Cherokee and we when we first started dating and there was nowhere a park and sometimes that it would interrupt our courtship,



spk_0: 41:14

I lived. Yeah, I lived in a neighborhood. I lived in Hollywood and in a stretch that became that was not far from Hollywood Boulevard, and it used to be just CD. And then, um, the biggest turning point was Ashton Kutcher Restaurant.



spk_1: 41:29

Hey, Ashton Kutcher. Thanks.



spk_0: 41:32

You open a restaurant called Geisha at the bottom of my street,



spk_1: 41:35

and it was just big lips painted on a door. And it was like one of those, like bottle service clubs, Probably.



spk_0: 41:41

Yeah. And then the area became super revitalized with a lot of bars. People poured a lot of money like that. That big mall was supposed to do it.



spk_1: 41:50

Oh, that was my first job when I moved here. I didn't tell you about working at the need Regina and kiosk in the Hollywood and Highland



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to save that for another time. But anyway, the neighborhood change?



spk_1: 41:59

It sure did. Don't say any you anyhow, any. Huh?



spk_0: 42:05

What if he started saying, In any event



spk_1: 42:07

and any No, that's wrong. That's Barney. I know that anybody even can. Do you guys listen? Iran and Beverly? That's a pot.



spk_0: 42:16

That's a great podcast recommendation. Ask Rana with Brian. It's right. It's a Drano, Eyes



spk_1: 42:22

Brian and Rana, and they're so funny. And they have, like a book club. The Princess Margaret, which I downloaded, haven't



spk_0: 42:28

I? I think we can say it. I don't think she would say it, but it's our friend Jessica Chapman, who's hilarious, plays this character called Rana Glickman. Oh my God, I Love Running and Bryan Safi



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in any



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event news, one of the cohosts of Throwing shade. Another great podcast. Um, they are together on this, and it's an advice podcast where they where they have a guest, and it's it's really funny and really fun to listen to.



spk_1: 42:55

Yeah, I agree. That's a great recommendation for comedy podcasts.



spk_0: 42:58

I also want to recommend a movie podcast called to Old Queens, which is a movie and comedy podcast where, ah, to really funny, Um, comedians Jon and Mark are trying to find the gayest movie Ah, that's ever made



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with the gayest one so far



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is one. So far, thanks to our friend Tony Rodriguez, being a guest is Muppets. Take Manhattan, that is, as of this recording, that's still the number one gay ist movie that they have, what they have because they have this algorithm they have. It's crazy, like all the categories, everything. It's really fun and fun. Delicious,



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by the way. I just did a podcast. Tony Rodriguez.



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Oh yeah, the the What is it called



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again? It's called the gayest episode ever. That's right. And, um, it's like a Golden Girls episode. And I think, um, everyone only got it so good we should post that episode. I just did a couple of races I'm not like,



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but check it out.



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Definitely check it out.



spk_0: 44:02

I also recommend newcomers with Lauren, Lap CASS and Nicole Buyer, which is the two of them watching all of the Star Wars movies for the first time. And it's really fun and delightful.



spk_1: 44:11

You're really the person to give the podcast recommendations because



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I listen to a lot of



spk_1: 44:15

you are like the consummate consumer of podcast like you're Well, um what do you call it? A maven? Are Or when you like Kind



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of maybe have a podcast



spk_1: 44:27

like you're You're real. You're really in hooked in.



spk_0: 44:31

I tried to be Yes, I try to be connected to that. I mean, I as a consumer, I really enjoy them. Yeah, but I also like to know, but as a as a creator, I also like to know what's out there. And so I'll try. I'll definitely try a lot of things, but those are my I



spk_1: 44:45

have nothingto ever because I'm boring Alice in the news I listen Thio politics like understanding news junkie,



spk_0: 44:51

You listen to a lot of Corona news. You love it.



spk_1: 44:54

I love that Karan Inis. I love you. I love the Corona I love. The current is I hate that. It's about we're peaking now Like we've exceeded Italy today. Did you know that?



spk_0: 45:07

No, I did not know that



spk_1: 45:09

we have exceeded Italy, but like, not necessarily per capita.



spk_0: 45:15

There we go. So let's hang on to that silver lining.



spk_1: 45:18

Where does a bigger country and our demographics are quite



spk_0: 45:22

different? We're not shaped like a boot. Get over it.



spk_1: 45:25

Uh, did You know, Louisiana looks like it's shaped like a weird square boot, but because they're like a hot sparring. I don't correct.



spk_0: 45:33

Yes, exactly.



spk_1: 45:34

We don't top Corona.



spk_0: 45:36

Look, we don't talk around here. We talk. Corona adjacent



spk_1: 45:39

Corona and Jason



spk_0: 45:40

acknowledge it, so we don't look like we're insane. But we don't talk about



spk_1: 45:44

well, because here's the problem. Is that like we're freaking out just like everybody? And we're trying to figure out this new, uh, adjustment. We're trying to find flexibility in our lives, and this is just a little escape for us.



spk_0: 46:01

Hopefully for you, too.



spk_1: 46:02

And maybe we're drunk and maybe were elevated, and I don't want another. And maybe some of us were sponsored by a roll of toilet paper. I don't know, but here we are. And this is what we're doing and who? Ok,



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hey, thank you all so much for listening.



spk_1: 46:19

It's really actually I feel so many people. I feel so connected when we do that.



spk_0: 46:26

Me too. It's very touching and it makes me feel very comforted.



spk_1: 46:29

Yeah, well, there's such a feeling of isolation right now that and yet it's crazy that there is a feeling of isolation because we've never as a world experience something so similar simultaneously other than, like, hands across America or something.



spk_0: 46:47

Last season of game of Thrones, right? Um all right, well, thank you, everybody. And we're everywhere. Now. We're on all the podcast places. So wherever you like to listen, by this point, you should be able to listen how you liked it. We



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have an instagram, we have a Twitter, and we have a dang old gmail



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at stay off home. Kins on all everything, man.



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Stay of hung in the email,



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so Well, I'm gonna put this one to bed and then we'll see you next week.



spk_1: 47:16

Be well.



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Stay safe. Stay inside.



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Stay sane.



