Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman

“We must acquire a larger vessel.”

- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”

- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”

- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”

- Planet of the Apes



“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”

- Toy Story

“I shall return.”

- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of "Kung Fu.”

- The Matrix

“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”

- Brokeback Mountain

“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”

- various Star Trek movies and episodes

“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”

- Pulp Fiction

“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”

-Star Wars: A New Hope

“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”

- Soylent Green

“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”

- Gone With the Wind

“It’s an elaborate ruse!”

- Return of the Jedi

“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”

- Gone With the Wind

“Fare thee well, infant.”

- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Did you get them all? Have any to add?