Amethyst: Man, Rubies are dumb

Garnet: Not all of them.



Let’s assume they are, in fact, not dumb at all.

First, they spot Lapis and Peridot. “Hey, girls, two out of three, Jasper must be around!”



Then Lapis effortlessly crash their ship.

And when Nick Ruby come out… “Crap, the undefeated Crystal Gems are here, and we are only five tiny Rubies. We’re doomed!”



“Ok, girls, the rebels seem to have retreated in that building, let’s look around and try to grab Jasper before they attack us.”



“Nope, we don’t see you, we don’t hear you, please let us live…”



“Girls, don’t look behind you, but one of them is trying to act casual…”



“Oh stars, she’s so bad at it… Let’s help her before she drop the act and kill us all.”



“Crap, she’s leading us to the ambush, we’re dead!”



“They have enslaved the local sentient life form! You monsters…”



“Base… Ball?”



“ Man, Crystal Gems are dumb”



“Seriously? We are supposed to not notice they are gems? She’s the Lapis who shot us down!”



“And now this quartz is doing her typical quartz spin…”



“WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!”



“This is so frustrating! What do they want from us?”



“They definitely want us to notice.”



“And now the “Human” Sophie is fusing with “our” teammate.”



“What do we do? What do we do? They’re going to kill us!”



“All right, no more games, we know we don’t have a chance, but we’re not going down without a fight.”



Perintervention.



“OK, carefully, let’s try to diverge from our imminent destruction…”



“Neptune?…”



“Sure, why not?”



“Girls, let’s get out of this death trap!”



“We are so grateful you rebels didn’t puff and bubble us forever!”



Man, Rubies are sharp.

