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"H-HOW DID YOU BREAK THAT?!" Giantdad looked towards the voice to see Ganon's face still alive, the perks of immortality I guess.



"I'm not a fcking casual fggt." Giantdad say turning away from the casual.



Giantdad blocked with his shield again as TR-8R spun his weapon with enough force to cut through the very air itself. Giantdad himself was still unimpressed having expected more out of TR-8R perhaps he was right in assuming he was a casual. It was then TR-8R sent a powerful backwards kick to Giantdad's head launching him through the gates of Hyurle castle landing with a clattering bang. Giantdad got up and looked back out at TR-8R who had picked back up his shield before running back towards Giantdad.



Giantdad held his hands out as dark flames started to gather in them until TR-8R was halfway across the open entry room. Suddenly flames as black as the abyss shot out from Giantdad's hands speeding towards Tray Tor who stopped and blocked the attack with his shield. TR-8R pointed his baton out from behind his shield clicking a button on it firing a blast of lighting at Giantdad who responded by tanking it like a fucking man.



TR-8R grunted as this as he put both hands behind his shield and begun to push against the flames slowly making his way through them towards Giantdad. The Giant casual slayer copied TR-8R's movements walking towards The Loyal Trooper intensifying his flames. The flames only grew hotter and brighter as the two got closer and closer to one another until finally both disappeared in the increasing light then-





Stop music





"Get gd Casual"



TR-8R was suddenly launched up and outwards of the smoke cloud soaring towards the top of the castle where Giantdad was already waiting for him via time traveling slightly to the future on the roof. He swung his Zweihander aiming to decapitate the casual TR-8R then and there. But TR-8R wasn't done yet and when he busted out of the roof blocked Giantdad's attack with his shield. Unfortunately the attack was to much for the shield and shattered under the power of Zweihander.



TR-8R was launched backwards from the destruction of his shield but managed to land on his feet as he looked at Giantdad. He could still sense it this man was a Traitor to his kind and yet he still stood as tall and firm as ever. Giantdad on the other hand had just come to the realization that TR-8R levels DEX and so actually had to die. Before either could move they felt the castle shift under their feet then begin to move.



Their fight had destroyed the foundation of Hyrule castle and spread flames through out it causing the massive building to start sliding down the gentle rolling hill it was built on and into Hyrule Lake below.







But neither took notice of the collapsing structure as each dashed right at each their weapons colliding once they reached each other. But neither was interested in a weapons clash as they swung their weapons again and again in a never ending cycle. However their fighting was cut short as roof crumbled away and TR-8R fell away from Giantdad who simply stared down into the cold waters of the lake. But TR-8R wouldn't be forced to run and started jumping from rubble to rubble on his way back up to Giantdad. Giantdad answered Tray Tor's challenge by firing off more of his dark fireballs.



TR-8R was undeterred as he swatted away the balls of fire spinning his baton in various sick ways the whole way up. Giantdad stomped on his rubble causing several large boulders to fall towards TR-8R who used the boulders as simple stepping stones on his way to the top. TR-8R landed back on the boulder in front of Giantdad who swung his Zweihander only to actually miss TR-8R. But Giantdad wasn't a gawking casual and swung his sword behind him blocking TR-8R's sneak attack much to TR-8R's dismay.



It was then TR-8R noticed something weird about the water in the lake...











"Casu-" TR-8R suddenly drop kicked Giantdad knocking him to the far side of the cafeteria.



"TRAITOR!!!" he screamed as he rushed for Giantdad again who was already up and pulling out his grass shield blocking TR-8R's attack. Giantdad kicked his foot out hitting TR-8R in the chest knocking him to the floor. Just as Giantdad was about to bring his blade down a second blade had caught his in mid air. Looking over he saw none other then then Young he didn't look happy at the fact Giantdad and TR-8R had brought their fight into the cafeteria endangering all of his friends.



Young was about to say something when Giantdad bitch smacked him away and into one of the garbage cans knocking him out cold. TR-8R took advantage of Giantdad's distraction and smacked him through the ceiling with his baton following him through the hole with one jump. Doctor Doom stood at the entrance of the cafeteria obviously not happy with how far this was going.



"DOOM hates this place."



Meanwhile Giantdad had just landed on the roof of the station as TR-8R ready to keep fight fighting. Giantdad stood there before holding out his arms yet again as if taunting TR-8R. But TR-8R knew better by this point and held his ground ready for whatever would happen.



Oh how TR-8R wished he had just attacked Giantdad right then and there.



Giantdad then started to grow and grow and GROW. Tr-8R took a step back then set off running towards the edge of the station and jumpped off it as it collapsed under the weight of Giantdad NO! This was not Giantdad this was something far more powerful.







WAS



SHIN GIANTDAD!









Meanwhile TR-8R was running as fast as he could listening to the sound of monstrous stomping right behind him knowing that if he wasn't careful this could very well be the end of his traitor hunting days. Giantdad wasn't far behind taking his gigantic time following TR-8R crushing everything in his way under his feet. It was then that Giantdad was hit in the side of the head by a missle. Looking over Giantdad saw rows of tanks and a fleet of helicopters coming right for him here upon the request of the city.



Giantdad payed them little mind swinging a open hand with enough force to create a massive windstorm blowing the majority of the arm towards the city. The city was in panic as tanks fell from the sky and helicopters crashed into buildings send debris into the fleeing populace below. Among them as TR-8R but he wasn't fleeing for his life he was looking for a way to turn the fight in his favor.



Then he saw it....the local air force base.



With determination in his heart he leapt over the chainlink fence and landed into the pilot seat of a



Except for TR-8R.



The F-16 speed past Giantdad at unnatural speeds firing a storm of bullets at his face. Giantdad swung his Zweihander at the jet barely missing it and cleaving a building clean int two. TR-8R put some more distance between him and Giantdad before turning around firing off a few missiles at Giantdad. The Godslayer was unfazed by the onslaught and simply walked through the attack undeterred in the slightest.TR-8R wouldn't back down as he shot more missiles at Giantdad each one having no effect on the imposing father figure.



It was then that TR-8R realized that he had flown to close to Giantdad and didn't have enough room to turn around. But fear and retreat was not in vocabulary today as he kicked open the cockpit and leapt at Giantdad with nothing more then his Baton. Giantdad was about to crush TR-8R in mid flight when the jet crash right into his chest causing the Giant to stagger back and leave his face wide open for a strike from TR-8R's baton.



Giantdad didn't know what had hit him as he felt a rush of pain spread throughout his face causing him to trip over himself and fall flat on his back into the streets below. TR-8R wasn't content with a single strike as he continued to wail on Giantdad the entire way down actually managing to form a crack in his helmet. People fled for their lives as the massive warrior crashed through their city massive clouds of smoke and dust raced through the streets tearing at the flesh of anyone caught in the way.



But in the middle of it all stood two figures each near their wits end. TR-8R had done the impossible, he had forced Giantdad to assume his natural form. The part of the city wher ethey were on the other hand was trashed, the lost lives uncountable, the outrage that this was allowed to go so far high. and yet it didn't matter for both TR-8R and Giantdad were still alive and willing to fight until one of them were dead. Then they both rushed each other screaming their war cries!!!





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TR-8R did a sick spin with is Baton catching the weapon before he pushed Giantdad away swinging his weapon at Giantdad yet again. Giantdad drew his shield for the last time blocking TR-8R's blow at the sacrifice of his shield. Not one to be put on the defensive Giantdad tossed what was left of his Shield at TR-8R who blocked the attack with his Baton easily. Giantdad took advantage of this to stab his Zweihander forward. TR-8R tried to slide out of the way but stumbled as the weapon cut into his side.



TR-8R held his side with one hand and used the other to block another strike from Giantdad. The father of giants swung his weapon again knowing he could break through TR-8R with enough force. TR-8R struggled to keep his arm up as Giantdad contunied to pound away at his baton but he didn't worry he had been hit worse but Durge then this guy. With unparalleled speed TR-8R swung his leg out sweeping Giantdad off his feet.



Giantdad looked skyward was he was knocked over and grunted as TR-8R slammed his baton into his chest. TR-8R felt a rush of adrenaline as he continued to beat down on Giantdad with all his might. Giantdad struggled on the ground unable to move himself fast enough to stop TR-8R's attacks. But he refused to belivie this would be his undoing there was still to many damn casuals out there...and yet here he was getting his shit kicked in like some sort of casual.



The thought of that filled Giantdad with rage to the point TR-8R's attacks stopped having any effect on him and he started to get up. TR-8R didn't understand how was this possible this guy was a traitor how was he surviving this how was he al-





TR-8R's thoughts were cut off as Giantdad blasted him the face with his black flames launching Tray Tor to the edge of their crater. TR-8R struggled to get up as he clutched his weapon tightly for support. Suddenly he felt his weapon leave his hands as something smacked into it. Looking behind him he saw the Zweihander stabbed through his baton pinning it to a mound of rubble. TR-8R looked at Giantdad to see why he had done that and despite not quite knowing what was happening knew he should be afraid.



For Giantdad had decided TR-8R was worthy of the Bass Cannon. Giantdad looked on at TR-8R in silence waiting for him to move while TR-8R went through every option in his head trying to find out how he could be victorious.



Then Giantdad flipped the switch.

Keep playing The Greatest Jubilee with this

TR-8R held his head as the powerful bass beats rang through out the city. But he was lucky to have survived as the power from the weapon had instantly caused the rest of the city to start collapsing. Any lesser beings were instantly turned deaf then turned to ash. TR-8R held on best he could as the bass threatened to do the same to him as it had to done to everything else it had every faced. He slowly got up and turned around slowly walking towards the Zweihander and pulling it from the rubble.



Giantdad stood there unafraid of what could happen to him knowing TR-8R couldn't withstand the bass cannon and all it's glory. TR-8R started the long painful walk towards the cannon Zweihander being dragged along the ground. Giantdad started to get worried as TR-8R got closer and closer without being turned to ash until he was standing right next to the bass cannon. Giantdad stepped back in shock as TR-8R brought the Zweihander down on the bass cannon destroying it sending shockwaves of pure bass throughout the ruins of [UNDISCLOSED]



Both of them looked at each other knowing that what happened next would decide who would live and who would die. With a mighty yell TR-8R held the Zweihander high bringing it down with god like speed at Giantdad. The Father saw it coming and moved despite not knowing if he would even dodge it.



SHLINK!!!

Armor hit the ground as TR-8R looked on at Giantdad. Giantdad held his bare arm he had just barely dodged the attack from TR-8R but at the price of the armor on his arm. Giantdad then hit TR-8R as hard as he could with his fist cracking his helmet and releasing his grip on his Zweihander. Then in one smooth swoop Giantdad picked his Zweihander back up and impaled TR-8R with it. The Loyal Trooper looked down at the blade that had priced his body and draining the blood from his body.



But his body didn't fall to death he wouldn't let it so soon. TR-8R put his hands on Giantdad's helmet and swung his head into Giantdad's smashing his head into Giantdad's. Giantdad staggered back pulling his weapon out of TR-8R's body in the process. TR-8R stood there smirking to himself as he saw Giantdad's helmet begin to crack and fall apart. TR-8R couldn't believe the face he saw however and stood up as tall as he could at the sight of it.



It was the last thing he ever saw as he was to weak to move out of Giantdad's attack. But he wasn't remorseful about it he had seen his face and know he knew.



He wasn't dying to a traitor.



SHLUNK!!! Stop music

Giantdad didn't look back at TR-8R's body as his head fell from his body he didn't even say anything insulting to him as he walked away.



Which I guess....is his own way of showing him respect.





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R.I.P. TR-8R best loyalist ever ;-;







Simple his time hax he's got going for him. Alos despite TR-8R being possibly 2000 years+ years old Giantdad is likely to be older given the nature of Dark Souls and being stated to be ageless based off of our bio.



But TR-8R was WAY far from helpless being more use to fighting people on his power level and more likely to go all out on Giantdad right off the bat.



Unfortunately for TR-8R it was true what they say The Legend Never Dies.



The winner is Giantdad.











Giantdad:



+ Arguably more durable of the two

+ More willing to use his shield and projectile weapons

+ Bass Cannon was a powerful tool

+ Possibly had the experience advantage

= Both were equal in speed

- Weaker of the two

- TR-8R had the technology advantage

-- TR-8R is more use to fighting people on his level









TR-8R:

+ Psychically stronger

+ Had the better technology

+ Would take things seriously from the start while Giantdad would assume TR-8R is just a casual at first

= Both were equal in speed

- Giantdad is arguably more durable

- Doesn't use his blaster or shield that often

- Bass Cannon could easily have killed him if given it's 5 minutes

- Possibly not as experienced

-- Had no way to fight Giantdad's time travel abilities ++ Time travel was way out of anything TR-8R could antecipate+ Arguably more durable of the two+ More willing to use his shield and projectile weapons+ Bass Cannon was a powerful tool+ Possibly had the experience advantage= Both were equal in speed- Weaker of the two- TR-8R had the technology advantage-- TR-8R is more use to fighting people on his level++ More experience fighting people on his level+ Psychically stronger+ Had the better technology+ Would take things seriously from the start while Giantdad would assume TR-8R is just a casual at first= Both were equal in speed- Giantdad is arguably more durable- Doesn't use his blaster or shield that often- Bass Cannon could easily have killed him if given it's 5 minutes- Possibly not as experienced-- Had no way to fight Giantdad's time travel abilities Well anyways...sorry that had to happen but now we move on to what really matters why did Giantdad win?Simple his time hax he's got going for him. Alos despite TR-8R being possibly 2000 years+ years old Giantdad is likely to be older given the nature of Dark Souls and being stated to be ageless based off of our bio.But TR-8R was WAY far from helpless being more use to fighting people on his power level and more likely to go all out on Giantdad right off the bat.Unfortunately for TR-8R it was true what they say The Legend Never Dies.The winner is Giantdad. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Zweihander and Baton collided with unknowable power blowing away any dust that might be lingering in the air. They pushed against each other with not just their strength but their wills as the sun begun to set beneath the horizon causing both of their armors to glow with it's golden light. With a mighty shove Giantdad pushed TR-8R away almost knocking him onto his ass and swung his Zweihander with the kind of power a casual could never hope to repeat.TR-8R did a sick spin with is Baton catching the weapon before he pushed Giantdad away swinging his weapon at Giantdad yet again. Giantdad drew his shield for the last time blocking TR-8R's blow at the sacrifice of his shield. Not one to be put on the defensive Giantdad tossed what was left of his Shield at TR-8R who blocked the attack with his Baton easily. Giantdad took advantage of this to stab his Zweihander forward. TR-8R tried to slide out of the way but stumbled as the weapon cut into his side.TR-8R held his side with one hand and used the other to block another strike from Giantdad. The father of giants swung his weapon again knowing he could break through TR-8R with enough force. TR-8R struggled to keep his arm up as Giantdad contunied to pound away at his baton but he didn't worry he had been hit worse but Durge then this guy. With unparalleled speed TR-8R swung his leg out sweeping Giantdad off his feet.Giantdad looked skyward was he was knocked over and grunted as TR-8R slammed his baton into his chest. TR-8R felt a rush of adrenaline as he continued to beat down on Giantdad with all his might. Giantdad struggled on the ground unable to move himself fast enough to stop TR-8R's attacks. But he refused to belivie this would be his undoing there was still to many damn casuals out there...and yet here he was getting his shit kicked in like some sort of casual.The thought of that filled Giantdad with rage to the point TR-8R's attacks stopped having any effect on him and he started to get up. TR-8R didn't understand how was this possible this guy was a traitor how was he surviving this how was he al-TR-8R's thoughts were cut off as Giantdad blasted him the face with his black flames launching Tray Tor to the edge of their crater. TR-8R struggled to get up as he clutched his weapon tightly for support. Suddenly he felt his weapon leave his hands as something smacked into it. Looking behind him he saw the Zweihander stabbed through his baton pinning it to a mound of rubble. TR-8R looked at Giantdad to see why he had done that and despite not quite knowing what was happening knew he should be afraid.For Giantdad had decided TR-8R was worthy of the Bass Cannon. Giantdad looked on at TR-8R in silence waiting for him to move while TR-8R went through every option in his head trying to find out how he could be victorious.TR-8R held his head as the powerful bass beats rang through out the city. But he was lucky to have survived as the power from the weapon had instantly caused the rest of the city to start collapsing. Any lesser beings were instantly turned deaf then turned to ash. TR-8R held on best he could as the bass threatened to do the same to him as it had to done to everything else it had every faced. He slowly got up and turned around slowly walking towards the Zweihander and pulling it from the rubble.Giantdad stood there unafraid of what could happen to him knowing TR-8R couldn't withstand the bass cannon and all it's glory. TR-8R started the long painful walk towards the cannon Zweihander being dragged along the ground. Giantdad started to get worried as TR-8R got closer and closer without being turned to ash until he was standing right next to the bass cannon. Giantdad stepped back in shock as TR-8R brought the Zweihander down on the bass cannon destroying it sending shockwaves of pure bass throughout the ruins of [UNDISCLOSED]Both of them looked at each other knowing that what happened next would decide who would live and who would die. With a mighty yell TR-8R held the Zweihander high bringing it down with god like speed at Giantdad. The Father saw it coming and moved despite not knowing if he would even dodge it.Armor hit the ground as TR-8R looked on at Giantdad. Giantdad held his bare arm he had just barely dodged the attack from TR-8R but at the price of the armor on his arm. Giantdad then hit TR-8R as hard as he could with his fist cracking his helmet and releasing his grip on his Zweihander. Then in one smooth swoop Giantdad picked his Zweihander back up and impaled TR-8R with it. The Loyal Trooper looked down at the blade that had priced his body and draining the blood from his body.But his body didn't fall to death he wouldn't let it so soon. TR-8R put his hands on Giantdad's helmet and swung his head into Giantdad's smashing his head into Giantdad's. Giantdad staggered back pulling his weapon out of TR-8R's body in the process. TR-8R stood there smirking to himself as he saw Giantdad's helmet begin to crack and fall apart. TR-8R couldn't believe the face he saw however and stood up as tall as he could at the sight of it.It was the last thing he ever saw as he was to weak to move out of Giantdad's attack. But he wasn't remorseful about it he had seen his face and know he knew.He wasn't dying to a traitor.Giantdad didn't look back at TR-8R's body as his head fell from his body he didn't even say anything insulting to him as he walked away.Which I guess....is his own way of showing him respect. F-16. TR-8R knew exactly what he was doing despite how inferior this aircraft was to what he usually used and closed the hatch as he prepared to turn the fight to his favor. But Giantdad sees all and was forming a massive sphere of black fire in his hand tossing the doomsday ball at the air force. In a storm of pure fire and power the entire air force base was reduced to a smoldering crater unusable by any who may want to use it.The F-16 speed past Giantdad at unnatural speeds firing a storm of bullets at his face. Giantdad swung his Zweihander at the jet barely missing it and cleaving a building clean int two. TR-8R put some more distance between him and Giantdad before turning around firing off a few missiles at Giantdad. The Godslayer was unfazed by the onslaught and simply walked through the attack undeterred in the slightest.TR-8R wouldn't back down as he shot more missiles at Giantdad each one having no effect on the imposing father figure.It was then that TR-8R realized that he had flown to close to Giantdad and didn't have enough room to turn around. But fear and retreat was not in vocabulary today as he kicked open the cockpit and leapt at Giantdad with nothing more then his Baton. Giantdad was about to crush TR-8R in mid flight when the jet crash right into his chest causing the Giant to stagger back and leave his face wide open for a strike from TR-8R's baton.Giantdad didn't know what had hit him as he felt a rush of pain spread throughout his face causing him to trip over himself and fall flat on his back into the streets below. TR-8R wasn't content with a single strike as he continued to wail on Giantdad the entire way down actually managing to form a crack in his helmet. People fled for their lives as the massive warrior crashed through their city massive clouds of smoke and dust raced through the streets tearing at the flesh of anyone caught in the way.But in the middle of it all stood two figures each near their wits end. TR-8R had done the impossible, he had forced Giantdad to assume his natural form. The part of the city wher ethey were on the other hand was trashed, the lost lives uncountable, the outrage that this was allowed to go so far high. and yet it didn't matter for both TR-8R and Giantdad were still alive and willing to fight until one of them were dead. Then they both rushed each other screaming their war cries!!! The city of [UNDISCLOSED] came to a stop as they heard the echoing sounds of massive footsteps coming from the direction of the station. Knowing of the bullshit that usually happens there people started calling every number they could think of warning about the impending something coming from the station.Meanwhile TR-8R was running as fast as he could listening to the sound of monstrous stomping right behind him knowing that if he wasn't careful this could very well be the end of his traitor hunting days. Giantdad wasn't far behind taking his gigantic time following TR-8R crushing everything in his way under his feet. It was then that Giantdad was hit in the side of the head by a missle. Looking over Giantdad saw rows of tanks and a fleet of helicopters coming right for him here upon the request of the city.Giantdad payed them little mind swinging a open hand with enough force to create a massive windstorm blowing the majority of the arm towards the city. The city was in panic as tanks fell from the sky and helicopters crashed into buildings send debris into the fleeing populace below. Among them as TR-8R but he wasn't fleeing for his life he was looking for a way to turn the fight in his favor.Then he saw it....the local air force base.With determination in his heart he leapt over the chainlink fence and landed into the pilot seat of a It Breloom fell backwards as he watched the man and giant fall out of the computer screen and hastily got up running to the door to the station to warn the others about what had happened. But it was vain as Giantdad was knocked over Breloom and through the wall landing in the cafeteria of the station. Various host's were frozen in place as they stared at the first giant who got up and slowly looked around at them all."Casu-" TR-8R suddenly drop kicked Giantdad knocking him to the far side of the cafeteria.he screamed as he rushed for Giantdad again who was already up and pulling out his grass shield blocking TR-8R's attack. Giantdad kicked his foot out hitting TR-8R in the chest knocking him to the floor. Just as Giantdad was about to bring his blade down a second blade had caught his in mid air. Looking over he saw none other then then Young he didn't look happy at the fact Giantdad and TR-8R had brought their fight into the cafeteria endangering all of his friends.Young was about to say something when Giantdad bitch smacked him away and into one of the garbage cans knocking him out cold. TR-8R took advantage of Giantdad's distraction and smacked him through the ceiling with his baton following him through the hole with one jump. Doctor Doom stood at the entrance of the cafeteria obviously not happy with how far this was going."DOOM hates this place."Meanwhile Giantdad had just landed on the roof of the station as TR-8R ready to keep fight fighting. Giantdad stood there before holding out his arms yet again as if taunting TR-8R. But TR-8R knew better by this point and held his ground ready for whatever would happen.Oh how TR-8R wished he had just attacked Giantdad right then and there.Giantdad then started to grow and grow and GROW. Tr-8R took a step back then set off running towards the edge of the station and jumpped off it as it collapsed under the weight of Giantdad NO! This was not Giantdad this was something far more powerful. There was silence among the castle as the smoke from the explosion slowly drifted through Hyrule Castle until a singular voice spoke up from the epicenter of the explosion.TR-8R was suddenly launched up and outwards of the smoke cloud soaring towards the top of the castle where Giantdad was already waiting for him via time traveling slightly to the future on the roof. He swung his Zweihander aiming to decapitate the casual TR-8R then and there. But TR-8R wasn't done yet and when he busted out of the roof blocked Giantdad's attack with his shield. Unfortunately the attack was to much for the shield and shattered under the power of Zweihander.TR-8R was launched backwards from the destruction of his shield but managed to land on his feet as he looked at Giantdad. He could still sense it this man was a Traitor to his kind and yet he still stood as tall and firm as ever. Giantdad on the other hand had just come to the realization that TR-8R levels DEX and so actually had to die. Before either could move they felt the castle shift under their feet then begin to move.Their fight had destroyed the foundation of Hyrule castle and spread flames through out it causing the massive building to start sliding down the gentle rolling hill it was built on and into Hyrule Lake below.But neither took notice of the collapsing structure as each dashed right at each their weapons colliding once they reached each other. But neither was interested in a weapons clash as they swung their weapons again and again in a never ending cycle. However their fighting was cut short as roof crumbled away and TR-8R fell away from Giantdad who simply stared down into the cold waters of the lake. But TR-8R wouldn't be forced to run and started jumping from rubble to rubble on his way back up to Giantdad. Giantdad answered Tray Tor's challenge by firing off more of his dark fireballs.TR-8R was undeterred as he swatted away the balls of fire spinning his baton in various sick ways the whole way up. Giantdad stomped on his rubble causing several large boulders to fall towards TR-8R who used the boulders as simple stepping stones on his way to the top. TR-8R landed back on the boulder in front of Giantdad who swung his Zweihander only to actually miss TR-8R. But Giantdad wasn't a gawking casual and swung his sword behind him blocking TR-8R's sneak attack much to TR-8R's dismay.It was then TR-8R noticed something weird about the water in the lake... "B-but how can there be three traitors I only-!" While fooled briefly TR-8R saw right through Giantdad's traitorous ways and blitzed both clones atomizing both of them. Giantdad was impressed with TR-8R's skills deciding then and there to take him out of the casual world. Tr-8R had just finished the clone when he felt Giantdad strike him with his blade launching him over the fountain and into the side of Hyrule castle. Giantdad took a step when suddenly a blinding beam of light shown down on top of him.Giantdad looked up to see a golden triangle mad up of three more golden triangles. It was the legendary Triforce having chosen Giantdad to wield all three pieces of it. Giantdad looked at the holy artifact of unlimited power floating in his hand. Giantdad looked at the artifact with a blank expression on his helmet but what he felt at this moment was clear. He shattered the casual artifact with his bare hand tossing the shards on the ground."H-HOW DID YOU BREAK THAT?!" Giantdad looked towards the voice to see Ganon's face still alive, the perks of immortality I guess."I'm not a fcking casual fggt." Giantdad say turning away from the casual.Giantdad blocked with his shield again as TR-8R spun his weapon with enough force to cut through the very air itself. Giantdad himself was still unimpressed having expected more out of TR-8R perhaps he was right in assuming he was a casual. It was then TR-8R sent a powerful backwards kick to Giantdad's head launching him through the gates of Hyurle castle landing with a clattering bang. Giantdad got up and looked back out at TR-8R who had picked back up his shield before running back towards Giantdad.Giantdad held his hands out as dark flames started to gather in them until TR-8R was halfway across the open entry room. Suddenly flames as black as the abyss shot out from Giantdad's hands speeding towards Tray Tor who stopped and blocked the attack with his shield. TR-8R pointed his baton out from behind his shield clicking a button on it firing a blast of lighting at Giantdad who responded by tanking it like a fucking man.TR-8R grunted as this as he put both hands behind his shield and begun to push against the flames slowly making his way through them towards Giantdad. The Giant casual slayer copied TR-8R's movements walking towards The Loyal Trooper intensifying his flames. The flames only grew hotter and brighter as the two got closer and closer to one another until finally both disappeared in the increasing light then-

Alright then I've read the memes, pushed aside my lazyness, and tossed out my credibility.Now it's time to entertain you all WITH AIt was a dark day in Hyrule Ganon had risen yet again and his forces had sacked the castle in the dead of night. But the sight wouldn't be what you would've expected as both Hyrulen and Ganon's forces where slaughtered and spread out all over the castle and courtyard. Not even the welders of the Triforce of power and wisdom were safe. Zelda's body hanged from the over looking balcony burnt beyond recognition and missing most of her torso. Ganon's face was forever frozen into one of terror as the rest of the head as a paste stuck to the wall the rest of body in various little pieces here and there.In the center of the courtyard stood the hero of time not victorious or insane but at his wit, and body's, end. He stood there huffing and puffing as the figure who caused all this stood before him towering over the hero of time. With the eyes of a cold bloodied god when swung his massive blade at Link who held up the indestructible Hyrule Shield to parry his attack. But the attack was to much for the casual's shield as it shatter into thousands of fine metal splinters.Link was more speechless the usual as he fought to regain his composure against this father of fathers. With a mighty 'HYEAH!!!" and leapt overhead of the godslayer swinging the master sword for a decapitating strike. The figure swung his blade at the sword meeting it above his head. Link felt all of his courage drain from his body as the master sword was cut clean in half like it was hot butter. Link landed on his rear as he looked at his shattered weapons then up at the beast before him the beast known only as Giantdad Giantdad shoved his casual slaying blade into Links chest and lifted him up to his face as the casual struggled in pain. Link could only look on in fear as Giantdad leaned his head in to say the last thing he'd ever hear."Get rekted fggt."Then with a casual destroying kick Giantdad shoved Link off his blade with enough force to atomize the casual hero. Giantdad now knowing his job was done set off to kill the next group of casuals on his list. But before he could go to [UNDISCLOSED] he looked up to see a massive structure falling from the sky towards Hyrule Castle. It was large Resistance cruiser and it was definitely crashing but Giantdad didn't care he knew it was a casual attack.The cruiser crashed into the castle with enough force to almost topple the whole building while still whipping Hyrule town completely off the map. Gaintdad stood there without a care in the world as the hanger bay doors feel open revealing a single figure standing there. The figure then threw the head of the damn Traitor Fin at Giantdad who casual sliced it in half. It was then he revealed himself to Giantdad. Stepping out of the darkness was a man wearing a plan looking suit of white armor, a shield in one hand and a blaster in the other.It was none other then the legend himself TR-8R bane of Traitors everywhere. He sensed Giantdad a rouge giant right away point a finger at him and called him out for what he truly was.Giantdad was unimpressed with this fggt's get up and single line. Giantdad then took two steps forward hold out his arms accepting Tr-8R's challenge."Come get some fggt!"Right off the bat TR-8R had to fight of the effects of being near a being as awesome as Giantdad a small feat to no one. Save for TR-8R himself who who shot his blaster at Giantdad one handed without aiming. Every blaster shot hit Giantdad but didn't effect him since blasters are shit and only used by casuals. TR-8R tossed aside his pointless blaster showing and unleashed his security baton doing some sick spins while electricity dance from it. It was then Giantdad released he wasn't fighting a casual this guy was serious business and wouldn't fuck around.Giantdad moved like the wind at TR-8R who saw Giantdad coming and blocked his blow with shield. TR-8R held his ground despite the fact the hit was strong enough to blow away all the bodies in the courtyard. Tr-8R wouldn't just block hits like some Traitor would and swung his baton for Giantdad's hot bod. Giantdad blocked the attack with his shield. TR-8R did some sick spins before swinging his weapon to the other side getting a clean hit on Giantdad and knocking him across the courtyard.Giantdad came to a sudden stop by the fountain and got up slowly unfazed by TR-8R's attack almost mocking him with his blank stare. TR-8R made a dash for Giantdad who stood there blankly as Tray Tor closed the distance at incredible speeds. Only to stop as he ran face first into Giantdad's foot with enough force to knock TR-8R all the way back towards to cruiser.But TR-8R was to much of badass to be knocked over and slide the whole way there on his two feet.T8R-T0R spun his baton once more before rushing down Giantdad yet again who simply held his arms out wide leaving him wide open. TR-8R held his weapon back ready to hit Giantdad who suddenly appeared right before TR-8R swinging his Zweihander through TR-8R's neck. Instead of dying however it dissipated revealing that it was just a afterimage and not the real TR-8R. Giantdad put his shield on his back just in time to block a strike from TR-8R who grunt in annoyance at Giantdad's MLG skills.Both warriors swung the weapons at each other causing a collision with enough force to shake Hyrule caste yet again threatening to bring the whole structure down. Neither budged an inch as Zweihander and Baton pushed on one another and despite the emotionless helmets covering their faces one could see the rage coming out of TR-8R and the calm dominating presence coming from Giantdad. Suddenly TR-8R unleashed a sick spin causing Giantdad to trip forward from the lack of opposing force keeping him up. TR-8R brought his heel down on Giantdad's back slamming him into the ground with a stone shattering crack.Giantdad got up unharmed and leared down at TR-8R who raised up his shield for whatever came next. Giantdad unleashed a storm of black fire from his hands on TR-8R who lost his footing as the fire pushed away his shield. In a fit of rage TR-8R tossed a side his shield and showed off some more sick spins before slice his weapon across Giantdad's chest. Giantdad backhanded TR-8R across the courtyard with little care for the new scratch on his armor. Giantdad unleashed more black fire onto the courtyard aiming to bury TR-8R in flames.It would've worked too had Giantdad not forgotten one thing.TR-8R leapt from the fire spinning his baton to clear up all the smoke around him. Giantdad looked at Tr-8R and held up his sword blocking a sick spins trike from TR-8R. But TR-8R would take that from some damn traitor and kept swinging and spinning eventually making Giantdad back up. Giantdad realizing what was happening began to swing back instead of just blocking stalemating with the loyal trooper. To a average human or casual the stalemate happening was like watching a tornado fight a second tornado except far more lethal.Then suddenly Giantdad realized he actually missed the baton and was looking right at the tip of it. With a satisfied smirk TR-8R clicked a button and fired off a blast of electricity right into Giantdad's face. Giantdad was sent flying through the courtyard crashing into cruiser causing the ruined ship to finally collapse on itself. TR-8R stood there knowing Giantdad wasn't dead but he still didn't expect to see what he saw next. Crawling there out of the wreckage and back into the court yard was three Giantdad's.