Well, why not? (Picture: AP)

Oh Gwynnie, you and your ways.

When you’re not consciously uncoupling or eating all your meals naked in front of a mirror you’re steaming your vag.

Gwyneth Paltrow says she has regular Mugwort V-Steam treatments at the Tikkun Spa, in Santa Monica.

Why?


Well, because it ‘cleanses’ her lady garden and provides an ‘energetic release’.

Yeah. I think the word you’re looking for there, love, might be ‘orgasm’.

Either that or it’s just a very interesting choice of words.

Anyways, the 42-year-old is now urging us all to give it a go.

She wrote on her lifestyle website Goop: ‘It is an energetic release – not just a steam douche – that balances female hormone levels.



She added: ‘You have to do it.’

The actress raved about her treatment at The Tikkun Holistic Spa in the US.

She wrote on Goop: ‘Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies.’

So far, so normal.

Then we get to the whole vag steam business.

‘The real golden ticket here is the Mugwort V-Steam.

‘You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.’

Ooh, a mini-throne.

At this spa in particular you can get special steams including a slimming one, a treatment to do with fertility and, somewhat confusingly, one for men.

I guess that’s called a P-Steam?

The treatments cost about £33 each.

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