http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/268019139-story

Commentary by Justin Igger

Police say this man had something else on his mind besides finding a deal as he walked the aisles inside a West Bloomfield Kohl’s. “Loss prevention advised us that he was masturbating in the store,” said Deputy Chief Curt Lawson, West Bloomfield police.” A behavior that was first noticed by Kohl’s security as they watched him on camera. The suspect is described as a black male in his early 20s who has short black hair, a short beard and mustache. He was wearing a black t-shirt, black pants, and a black back pack.

How they know he was masturbating? Maybe his BBC had poison ivy and itched real bad or sumpin. Sheeit. That happened to me before. I fucked this indian bitch in the woods and got poison oak on my shit. That shit itched like a mufucka. I put that pink lotion all over muh dick. It helped, but everytime I started scratchin that mufucka my shit got hard as a rock. Knowmsayin.

Look how many times they used the word black to describe this young man. Whoever wrote that description has to be racist. Who give a fuck what color his back pack is.

“They went to confront him and said ‘We know what you are doing’ and he ran out the door.”

What he pose to do? Shake that man’s hand or sumpin? If they embarrassed me like that, I’d run out the door, too. Sheeit.

Police say during his time in the store he fixed his sights on one particular person, exposed himself, grabbed a shirt from the rack then committed the lewd act until he was confronted. Investigators say the woman was followed around by the man and didn’t know it. All indications are that she had no idea this was happening. Police say there were even a couple times where he may have brushed up against the woman inside the store.

That don’t make no sense at all. Handsome man like that following around a 50-year-old cougar in the store jerkin his dong and she didn’t know it? You know that’s a lie! That woman knew what that man was doing. She was lovin every minute of it, and those hatin ass crimestoppers spoiled all her fun. I bet she mad than a mufucka. That’s why she said she didn’t know what was going on. She probably ain’t felt all fuzzy like that since she was in college.