Pastor John Pavlovitz made a list of lessons that ‘MAGAs’ are teaching their children.

That this guy is a pastor says so much about 2019 and none of it’s good.

Lessons MAGAs Are Teaching Their Children: People don't matter.

Never apologize.

Diversity is dangerous.

It's all about you.

Compassion is a flaw.

America is the world.

Women are less-than.

Whiteness is better.

Religion is a prop.

When in doubt, lie.https://t.co/6E1QEC46cQ — John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) September 17, 2019

He wrote an entire article about this crap. We’d like to think he’s just pandering for clicks and taps and that he knows this list is garbage BUT … reading his timeline we’re not entirely sure. Imagine having so little respect for your fellow man that you think writing a list like this about them and their children is a good thing.

Again, this yahoo is a pastor.

Also: Don’t believe everything you read on the Internets. https://t.co/UdQQhxmD3C — The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) September 17, 2019

But the blue-check guy said so!

Lessons the Left is teaching everyone: You're only a demographic to be pandered to.

Bury your correction long after the damage is done.

Diversity only matters for the sake of diversity.

Compassion only comes from the force of government.

Laws and borders don't matter. https://t.co/zJD8JBw639 — Ordy's Amish School of Coding (@OrdyPackard) September 17, 2019

He forgot:

Unborn babies are clumps of cells.

Your money is the government’s money.

Only the government should have guns.

Socialism is good, m’kay.

The Constitution is just a mean document.

Government grants us our rights.

Great list, you only managed to be wrong on every point, but other than that it’s great. — Pathead number 1 (@Noone86595893) September 17, 2019

Oh man, he nailed us! I mean tonight I'll be in Scouts with my son teaching him to be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. That's the same as his list! Well, maybe a couple of minor differences… — 2nd Amendment Santa (@colovion) September 17, 2019

Monster!

Sounds like Progessivism to me… — Grand Admiral Nick (@admiral_nick) September 17, 2019

Doofus — Brian Rafferty (@RisksRewards) September 17, 2019

There’s a word we don’t hear often enough.

I couldn't imagine being more disconnected with reality than John. — pirkster (@pirkster_jax) September 17, 2019

It’s impressive in a bad way, right?

I can see why you hate MAGA people. You don't understand them at all, but assume that you do. It's a shame really. If you stopped listening to the lies of the media and actually talked to some of us maybe you'd have a better understanding of what we are ACTUALLY teaching our kids — David Elefterion (@eggar_suit) September 17, 2019

John is far more concerned with trashing strangers than he is about actually writing anything meaningful.

Duh.

Lessons John Pavlovitz is teaching twitter: He’s a craptastic dullard with zero critical thinking skills. It *is* possible to out-dumb yourself if you just keep at it. Not everyone possesses self-awareness. https://t.co/3O4kQIcpAW — Lizzy Lou Who?? (@_wintergirl93) September 17, 2019

If at first you can’t out-dumb yourself, try and try again.

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