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A world where you set your foundation by dunking your face in icy water.

Or, where you blend your makeup with your boyfriend’s balls. Naturally.


18-year-old Johnna Hines is the cool teen responsible for this hot new makeup technique. She decided to post a tweet with a simple query to her followers: ‘do y’all dare me to post a video using Damon nuts as a beauty blender’.

That poll’s ‘LMAO yes’ option got 59% of the votes.

y'all dare me to post a video of me using Damon nuts as a beauty blender — johnna (@punkzillaa) April 23, 2017

So Johnna did it. She grasped her boyfriend’s testicles and used them to gently dab at her face and blend in her foundation.



And, erm, it actually worked pretty well.

WARNING: you are indeed about to see a pair of real-life, actual testicles on someone’s face. So, probably not something to watch at work.

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The technique quickly racked up thousands of fans, keen to replicate Johnna’s expertise for their own flawlessly blended by balls forehead.

im shook from this I don't know how to feel, kinda turned on honestly lol — Manny MUA (@MannyMua733) April 23, 2017

I have just seen a video of a young lady using her boyfriend's testicles to blend her foundation. Odd place, this internet. — Fiona Longmuir ? (@EscapologistFi) April 23, 2017

OMG Balls as BeautyBlender.. I GIVE UP.. I QUIT.. Let me return all my cosmetics cause I QUIT!!! — Mystique Summers (@MystiqueSummers) April 24, 2017

i just showed my mom that video of the girl using her mans balls as a beautyblender and ive NEVER seen my mom speachless before. — afghan jalebi (@chaichurail) April 25, 2017

ok now i need me a man so i can use his balls as a beautyblender https://t.co/NOJN71h98K — drugstore lucy liu (@peachdeluge) April 23, 2017

We reached out to Johnna to find out the specifics of her patented technique (how firmly should you hold the testicles? Can they withstand being repeatedly slammed into the face? Must they be freshly shaven?) who told us the following.

Johnna's tips for recreating the look: ‘If someone wanted to recreate the whole ordeal I would say hair-free is the way to go,’ Johnna told metro.co.uk. ‘Why on earth would anyone want hairy balls in their face anyways? ‘Given that it is someone’s BALLS being used and for your man’s safety it would be best to not go HAM on the whole dabbing thing. ‘The best angle is whatever is comfortable for you and your partner! ‘The most clear position is one I’m sure most people are used to doing hahaha.’

Until then, feel free to try out the beautyballs technique next time you want a flawless finish on your foundation.

Use your boyfriend’s, try some yoga to use your own, or just put out a request to any testicled mates you have at 6am. Your face is so worth it.

(Pair with dickliner, obviously)

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