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Calvin: "Look at how people are porttrayed in comic strips. The women are indecisive whiners, nagging shrewds, and bimbos!" Calvin: "And the men are no better. They're befuddled morons, heavy drinkers, gluttons, and lazy goof-offs! Everyone is incompetent, unappreciated, and unsuccessful" Calvin: "What kind of insidious social programming IS this?! No wonder the world's such a mess! I demand politically correct, morally uplifting role models in the funnies!" Dad: "Yes, we all know how funny good role models are" Calvin: "And look, all the kids are obnoxious brats!"