So I heard you like Mudkips. Hoary? Never heard of him. Sherlock Holmes once said, "Bishop Fellay is no good!" Well, he was wrong. Just kidding, but since Mr. Holmes is fictional, I can make up things about him. Hollywood did it.

Unification theory, yes. No one has solved it, but Dr. Paul Dobransky got close in Deep Inner Game. Defending you mind against invaders; close, but not quite. The single thing he was missing was quantum physics and relativity. With those, he would have nailed it. Overlooked Einstein I guess. Most people do. But I didn't.

I was challenged today in a debate to come up with the physical theory of everything to prove my conceptual theory of everything, and I said, "Fine, challenge accepted." He said that no one has ever solved it. So I did.

The combination of quantum physics and the theory of relativity. Somehow, mankind knew there was a connection. That much was enough for me to see, "Aha, there is an answer!" With the help of my trusty friend, Square a Saw, we solved it. I want to make a contramand before I continue: this theory was the joint venture between Square a Saw and me, whereas, unlike before, my conceptual theory and its defense was all my efforts.

Let us develop. Into the business mang! Quantum physics can be summed up into one thing: gravity. The rest is book knowledge. Like Einstein, I can look it; it's not important. But what the hell is gravity? Is was theorized that gravity was caused by the mass of an object, and it's ensuing density, and that drew things into itself. This is totallyunproven, and was formulated because the answer was distant like the amplitude of the sound of a thousand exploding suns. Oh wait, in space, there is no sound! Haha, bullshit. Huh, is sound actually blocked by ether or black matter. Oh, better yet!: sound doesn't travel in a vacuum. That space is a vacuum is another totally unproven theory. Just because there is nothing to hold us together in space, such as the air pressure and weight of the tremendous column of air on top of us doesn't mean anything about space. That's like saying two plus two equals four. It does not; it equals saw squared. Two represents the amplitude of a wave of sound, and two twos forms a relatively quiet saw wave. If you add two and four, you get a slightly curvy wave; that's how sound works and it formed. Math defines sound, and has no other purpose. Now you might argue algorithms are math, and that therefore math has a greater purpose. Wrong. Algorithms are actuallycalled logic for a reason, such as computer logic. Using numbers in algorithms is notmath, it's logic. Numbers can be used in multiple venues.

The reason why the root core of two plus two forms a squared saw wave is because of two's intrinsic structure. It is not a prime number because both two and one go into it. It is the smallest struct known within the number realm. When you add the peculiar two numbers, the unique nature of it exponentially increases the sound formed by it in math, something we cannot reproduce. Imagine a great saw wave coming out of a giant amp. It would shake us to death. It also the lowest sound possible that can be formed in the known universe. Its phase is gigantic.

This is the solution to the physical theory of everything. But you don't see the point. Consider this for an instant. Imagine a lake of lava. It is very hot. The atoms within the lava are moving extremely fast, bumping into each other at unimaginable capacity. Why does a large fire make sound? The heat of the atoms ramming into each other, since there's an innumerable amount of them, actually makes audible sound. Hence the great rumble of a forest fire. Can you imagine that? Look it up on Youtube. So we've covered the concept behind the theory of everything. Let us move into the context behind it.

Ever made a sick kick pattern in FL Studio? But it gets drowned out, so you increase the volume. Now it's drowning out everything else! Precisely, so you cancel out the sound of the other sounds momentarily with sidechain compression. Something like this happens in the universe. Let me give you another example. Ever ripped sounds out of a video game with a music track in the background? You want a specific sound that sticks out, so you record the music track without the sound, and one track with the sound. In order to extract that sound, you invert the phase of the music track and layer that on top of the other track with the sound in it. The music phases actually subtract from each other, and the sound you want comes out loud and clear without the music. I've explained everything necessary. Now for the facts. The sun's core, in its tremendous, unimaginable, heat, puts out the lowest frequency sound possible, with extreme volume, but we can't detect it with our ears. All stars do, at the same frequency, but at different volumes! The sound emitted is a saw wave squared, as explained before. You wonder why you can't hear any sound in space? It is not! because it is a vacuum, but because, like the kick track in your FL Studio song, it drowns out all other sounds! Why do we hear sounds on Earth if this sound from the sun is so tremendous? The Earth's core makes a vibration as well! It's not as low as the sun's, and therefore, like the opposition phases of the two sound tracks in the video game, the sounds nullify each other, and therefore we can hear audible sound on Earth.

What does this have to do with gravity? You didn't get it yet? Shame on you. Sounds vibrate, and the tremendous sound from the sun does indeed vibrate. But the Earth's core's sound vibrates as well. Therefore, the sound from the sun repulses the Earth like opposite poles on magnet through it's tremendous sound. Troughs in a sound repulses, and peaks attract. So the sun's sound pushes and pulls the Earth. But since the sound from the Earth nullifies the sun's sound to a degree, the Earth doesn't go flying off into space from the tremendous sound wave. Did you ever wonder why the universe was so stable? It is because all the spatial bodies in the galaxies were drawn together by their counter-playing sounds from their tremendously hot cores! It cannot be undone! it is that stable. And finally, now you're challenging me with the question: "Why are the galaxies on one plane and not scattered? That hasn't been figured out, you false genius." Here's why: sounds emitted travel on one plane, and the planets orient themselves on that plane, as well as the solar systems in a galaxy, and galaxies in a super cluster.

"Okay, great theory; I know something that pokes a blaring hole in it: the enormity of the lowest frequency would oscillate the whole universe like crazy and it would scatter like hell." You forgot the theory of relativity. Didn't you think colliding

particles, while they rumble at their impacts, their friction always creates the highestfrequency possible. Have you ever heard a car crash? It's like a great cymbal went off. "What does this have to do with anything?" If you have two equally great frequencies of sound, they work like a phase controller: they equalize and stabilize each other, or else one would eventually because a square wave with it's tremendous volume, and planets would oscillate back and forth around a sun in the pattern of a square wave, it would be so tremendous. Clearly you don't design sound. Play an equally loud high pitched and low pitched sound and it will be exactly as loud as only one of the sounds if the pitches are exactly the "opposite" frequencies from each other. I take it you know what I mean. In this way, the stars also emit this incredible high frequency sound, and it acts as a phase controller, making the resulting frequency into the perfect oscillator wave. Again, it's inaudible, and cancels out all sound in "outer space." Have you ever used an oscillator plugin in a sound designing program? It's a perfect, even sound with only slight variation, which is very appealing in some circumstances. In this way, the planets oscillate due to both quantum physics and the theory of relativity. This is fact: the Earth has been proven to make minor oscillations in its revolution around the sun. It is actually sominor that all it does it make the Earth's revolution elliptical! Thus we have the four seasons.