Mayonnaise and Ketchup are two of the best condiments known to man. Fact. And anyone who says otherwise is obviously wrong.

When it comes to these two staples of the modern man's diet, there's only one brand that does it right, and that's Heinz.

But now the brand is confusing the internet with a hybrid of the two sauces, that they are calling 'Mayochup'. Clever.

You see, mixing mayonnaise and ketchup is hardly anything new, and everyone has done it at some point in their lives (read: at least once a week), so why did Heinz feel the need to create a whole new thing? Surely that's peak laziness, people?