We all have a favorite girl or guy in Gundam, we all have those we hate, but whos’s really a basic ass bitch? Let’s find out who the Thots of Gundam are.

First we gotta go way back to UC 0079, to the Dawn of the Thot. Tem Ray, Amuro Ray’s father. Now usually most people assume thots are ladies only, but fuck that, equality y’all. Tem ray is a huge asshat, leaves his wife on earth, takes their son, who he doesn’t pay attention to to space and ends up getting killed. Not only all that but he also had a side piece called the V Project. Come on, we all know what that stands for.

Coming out of 0079 as well, we have Lalah Sune, playing both sides, Zeon and Federation. She wanted a piece of the Red Comet and the White Devil. Her double bone zone ambitions ended up killing her. The double bone zone, or more commonly known, the danger zone, was formally named by mister Kenny Loggins.

The only one of this list that doesn’t actually show up, she too busy tricking, comes from deep space in the year 0079. That bitch B.B. from 08th MS Team, Michael’s lady for awhile. She an unloyal, basic ass bitch.

Moving into the 80’s, more notably, 0083 with Nina Purpleton. This sloot starts getting Koa’s poor, stupid brain all excited only to tell him that she boned his arch nemesis. To be fair though, Koa kinda makes that way too big of a deal, stealing a Gundam is a little more important than macin on the chick you like. Also fuck Koa, he is dumb.

Fast forward a little to 0087 and we meet the Bidan family. Kamille may end up being the main character but his parental units are some thot ass bitches. His dad especially, and no I didn’t bother to look up his name cause fuck that guy. He was plowing a side piece and generally being a douche canoe. His mom never said she had an affair but she was much like a Tem Ray, too focused on work to have a partner or take care of her kid. I mean she named him Kamille for god’s sake. We also have miss Beltorchika Irma, the second thot to chase after Amuro Ray’s heart and D. She isn’t around by 0093 so we can asusme that she went another direction with her tricking heart.

Everyone in ZZ is a thot. Even Bright Noa for holding that chicken, you know what I mean. By far the worst offender is the Zeta Gundam with the Zaku head. What a sloot.

Next we journey to 0093 when Char is thoting it up hard. His heart is still with Lalah but he is banging Nanai and tricking Quess. His heart belongs to one, his D to another and his fake ass emotions to another. The lord thot has come. The power of boners can apparently crash a giant meteor into the Earth.

To round us out we have 0096 with miss Mineva Zabi, or Audrey Burne. She uses a fake name, manipulates Banagher into helping her and almost thought about marrying Riddie. It all works out in the end but Mineva girl you a trickin ass bitch. She ain’t the only one though.

Riddie Marcenas is a big old fuck boi of the grandest order. This fool risks his very stable military career to rescue a chick that he intends to marry for political purposes. after telling her main squeeze that he’d take care of her. What a lying douche nozzle.

The Gundam Thot Patrol will be making its rounds of the entire Gundam franchise so watch out Gundam SEED, you triflin ass show.

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