UFO concedes defeat.

Kow towing to Belfast’s zero-bit cinema tastes to raise money for more Neil Breen DVDs we reluctantly and with heavy heart launch our summer programme of idiotic hollywood blockbusters with ROAD TO REVENGE, rat cinema polymath John De Hart’s renowned action epic with added line dancing and Satanism.

Featuring the utterly appropriate overuse of dadaist performance artist Wings Hauser in, arguably, his finest hour, ROAD TO REVENGE easily reaches the requisite quota of car chases, naked women, cowboy hats and deranged villlains to constitute popular moral majority entertainment so come on down and buy a ticket for fuck’s sake.

See below for only a tiny fraction of de Harts talents.