Originally Posted by Zaros Originally Posted by

The ten Conquestmandments



I. Thou shalt have no other faction but Oathsworn. And if Oathsworn's full, go Dominion, but woe to thee who goest Nightfail.



II. Thou shalt not make to thineself or any of thine raid-mates idiotic comments whether it be'est "ZERG CM" or "OMFG CQ SUCKS I HATE TRION".



III. Thou shalt not take the name of Caer Mathos in vain. Seriously, people are zerglings. If you say "go to CM," they will, so don't freakin' abuse that privilege.



IV. Remember to observe the coming of the queue pop, and make haste spamming K when it cometh.



V. Honor thy raid leader, for he who taketh upon the mantle of leadership to guide you poor and ungrateful zerglings walketh the boulevard of broken dreams, thanklessly and alone.



VI. Thou shalt not kill...Anyone who is moving to a foci to tag it.



VII. Thou shalt not steal empowered sourcestone from thine comrades, by making crappy mounted speed buffs.



VIII. Thou shalt not falsely say in guild chat "Cometh Oathsworn! For we have conquered our foes and embarketh to the land of milk and honey!" without rightly knowing that Oathsworn indeedeth not be full, because there's no leave queue button and I swear if I get stuck in queue for two full hours one more time, I'm going to break my keyboard.



IX. Thou shalt not falsely vote kick any member of your raid.



X. Thou shalt not ranteth in CQ chat about any of thy neighbors possessions, whether it be his wife, or his manservant, or his prestige rank, or his trinket, nor his ox, nor his [donkey] or anything that is thy neighbor's.