A LABOUR supporter now regards everything that makes Jeremy Corbyn stand out from other politicians as unspeakably stupid.

Stephen Malley believes Corbyn’s vegetarianism, support for Palestine and six wins in the Parliamentary Beard of the Year awards, which he thought set the politician apart from rivals, are solid reasons for him to resign immediately.

Malley continued: “He doesn’t even own a car. What a dick.

“I thought that was great because he understands the ordinary cyclists of London and why should he be all into money and status, but now I realise it automatically disqualifies him from office.

“’Not one of these slick politicians who pumps out soundbites’, I said. Instead we’ve got a man who regards every television camera as a personal affront and speaks like he’s addressing a PTA meeting.

“He promised a new kind of politics. We’ve got that alright.”

Malley added: “I honestly thought him never wearing a tie was cool. Was I a 12-year-old metalhead cross about his school uniform?”