Celebrate diversity! Diversity is our strength! Aren’t these trees beautiful! How they will add to the festive spirit in Bautzen! But beware: some may deem them “Islamophobic,” since they’re obviously in place because there are Muslims in and around Bautzen, and some of them may be jihadis. The Greens are already enraged over this “fear mongering.” Jihad threat? Pah! Anis Amri? Who’s that?

“German city uses one tonne heavy concrete Christmas trees to counter terror attacks,” Voice of Europe, November 29, 2018: