Caillen is our lovely little baby, born 8 August 2011. I'm her daddy, and I made this because I'm a web developer and a Portal nerd. I lay claim to nothing here except the markup; I just wanted a cute and unique way to welcome my little girl to the world. So, Valve Software, hope you don't mind.

Caillen's a little tiny thing, and she doesn't know many people. So, we'd love it if you wanted to share this with your social network so more people can find out who she is:

And if you think you really might like her, you could always get her a little something from Amazon.

About this page: This page uses HTML5, CSS3, and a fair dollop of jQuery in order to work for the broadest user base. I personally have tested the display and animations for Firefox 3.6, 4, and 5, IE 7, 8, and 9, Chrome 12 and Safari 5 for Windows and Firefox 5 and Safari 5 for OSX. Linux, well, I ignored. Sorry, nerds.