My secret Santa got me a one hour drum lesson with the drummer to Breaking Benjamin, which are a group of very talented musicians. I can't wait to schedule the lesson with this guy.

My secret Santa also saw that I'd like to visit Asia and love Sushi, so they got me a cookbook and a bamboo mat. I can't wait to make my own since there's nowhere in my town that makes any decent sushi.

Last but not least, they printed out a photograph from /r/OneTrueGod, because we could all use more of Nicolas Cage in our lives.

Santa, you've gone well beyond anything I could have expected. Thank you so much. You're a wonderful person.

Not pictured: a heartfelt two page letter containing potentially personal details and how to redeem the actual lesson because I'd have to blur out most of it.