Severus Snape was walking through the forbidden forest when he spotted a white sheep. He was mesmerized by the animal, staring at it's lovely white wool. He stepped closer, a wicked gleam in his eyes, "Hey there... Aren't you quite the specimen?"

The sheep's eyes widened as it stepped backward. It made a small baa noise and blinked. Snape walked closer, grabbing the sheep by the neck.

"It's alright, sheep... You're going to be alright."

"B-Baa!" It bleated.

Snape looked around. He really regretted drinking at the Three Broomsticks. Severus rubbed his forehead, moaning. It seemed to make the sheep perk up. The sheep's ears perked up and it sniffed at Snape's legs, nipping at the fabric. Severus growled, "NO! DON'T CHEW MY FUCKING CLOAK UP, BITCH!" and smacked the sheep right across the face.

The sheep stumbled backwards, but returned with an understanding glare. It snorted and nuzzled against Snape's groin, causing the professor to grunt, "Ahh... Sh-Sheep..."

The hooved creature stood onto it's back legs and pushed Severus backwards onto the ground. Snape looked up at the sheep, confused but somewhat allowing the creature to continue. The sheep kicked the two flaps on Snape's long cloak open and then bent it's head down to bite ahold of his pants. It slowly slid not only the pants, but the underwear down to his ankles. Severus's cock prickled as the cold air touched it.

"Sh-Sheep... Stand still..." Snape mumbled and rose to his feet. The sheep nodded and turned around, exposing it's tight hole. Severus was feeling extremely tipsy, but could not turn down an offer of sex. He remembered when he first got drunk and fucked everythign in sight, so this was actually normal for him. He got onto his knees and dove forward, piercing the sheep's ass.

"Baaaaaa!" The sheep bleated as it's hole clenched around Snape's dick. Snape groaned and shuddered at how warm the sheep was inside. He rocked his hips back and forth, driving his cock into it. He let his hands rest on the hooved animal's soft wool. The feel of it made him feel soft inside. He dug his fingers into it as he thrusted faster and faster, causing the sheep to bleat louder and louder.

"B-BAAA, BAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" It yelled, spreading it's hooved apart for deeper penetration. Snape realized the sheep had horns as he reached his hands up farther.

Oh great.

Not only was he fucking a sheep.

But he was fucking a gay sheep.

Severus got a strange feeling and reached his hands down, touching the ram's cock. He moaned and began to stroke it, humping the ram with lust. The sheep squealed with pleasure, tensing with every thrust until...

"Fuck!" Snape shrieked and threw back his head as he came inside of the sheep. He fell backwards onto the ground, seeing the sheep also was jizzing. Severus's cock pulsed, pushing more come out of the head. He rubbed his head again, dazed.

The ram stepped away and before Snape knew it, it took off into the dark forest. He watched it run off into the darkness and smirked. He rose to his feet and pulled up his pants.

Well, I'm definitely not counting sheep tonight.