IS THAT THE BEST YOU’VE GOT!?

This double bombing was a farce! Indeed, twos is the theme of this night. Twice the bombs, and twice the inspiration to stand strong against them. In her efforts to break us, She Who Extracts Tears has only made us stronger. We are better than before. We are victorious. The greatest monstrosity that could be summoned has come, and we have endured it.

I am told that tomorrow, one more bombing will commence. I look forward to laughing in its pathetic face.