I got my mega fucking cool gift today. When I got the package from the mail room I was excited, and yet completely unprepared for the surge of raw awesomeness that flowed out as soon as I opened the box.

Enclosed was a letter listing the contents. I have reproduced the letter below:

Dear Fellow Redditor,

Enjoy your one-of-a-kind Female Redditor Courtship Kit(TM)!!

Enclosed: 1 USB Surround Sound Headphone Set 1 Copy "The Selfish Gene" 1 Bar official Soapier Arbitrary Day Cake Soap 1 Astroglide Sample Pack 1 CLASSY Tuxedo condom 1 Set of "Groovy" Lollipops 1 Bar random Soapier soap 1 Tin Altoids ...AND MY AXE

Suggested Use: Bathe w/ official soap, then wear headphones while reading Dawkins in public. Attracted by the scent of Arbitrary day cake, single female redditors will swoon at the sight of a Dawkins-reading DJ. Use other items as conversation pieces or for hygenic purposes when needed.

Enjoy! See you on the interwebs!

The return address on the box has the name "Fisk" which I hope is the right redditor whom I indicated on the redditgifts.com page. (Redditor for 1 year with no posting history...)

For some additional info, I think when I signed up for Arbitrary Day I put down some silly requests like "something cool that I can use to impress people especially girls." I think I got exactly what I wanted.

THANK YOU Fisk!!!!! This has made my week!