YOU'RE SURE THIS IS WHATYOU WANT, SWEETIE ?

MY OWN AMUSEMENT PARK,MOTHER, I'M SURE.

AND NOW YOU JUSTSIGN HERE MR. FOON.

I CAN'T DO IT.

WHAT ?WHAT ?

I CAN'T SELL THISPOOR KID MY PARK.

LOOK, I HAVEN'T BEENHONEST WITH YOU.

THE PARK HASN'T BEENDOING GREAT BUSINESS.

FRANK, SHH.

IT AIN'T RIGHT, CHRIS.

THE TRUTH IS, THE PARKIS A FINANCIAL FLOP.

I HAVEN'T TURNEDA PROFIT IN YEARS

BECAUSE I CAN'T KEEPATTENDANCE UP.

OH, BUT I'M NOT BUYING THE PARKTO GET PEOPLE TO COME.

YOU-- YOU'RE NOT ?

NO, NO, NO.

I'M BUYING IT TOKEEP PEOPLE OUT !

DON'T YOU SEE ?

FOREVER IT HAS BEEN MY DREAM TOHAVE MY VERY OWN THEME PARK,

SO THAT I COULD BE ALONE IN ITALL DAY, EVERY DAY.

I LOVE THEME PARKS,BUT THE LINES...

EVERYWHERE YOU GO--PEOPLE, CROWDS.

THE RIDES ARE ARE GREAT,

BUT ALL THE LINES,LINES, LINES !

IF THERE'SONE THING I HATE,

ALL THE LINES, LINES,LINES, LINES !

AND THEN, THERE GET TO BESO MANY PEOPLE

THAT THEY MAKE "FAST PASS".

SO THEN THERE'S LINESFOR FAST PASS.

YOU SIGN IN LINE TO GET A TICKETTO STAND IN LINE LATER.

THEN THERE'S LINES FOR THEBATHROOMS, LINES FOR DRINKS.

LINES FOR KARTANKULASAND RARE KARTANKULA PLINKS.

AND SO YOU SEE,THIS PARK IS FOR ME.

NOBODY ELSEWILL BE ALLOWED IN.

WELL, THEN I GUESSI DON'T FEEL BAD.

MR. CARTMAN, CONGRATULATIONS,THE THEME PARK IS YOURS.

GENTLEMEN, I THANK YOU.