HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAAAAAAY!!! WATCH YOUR SKIN BECAUSE I’M PLANNING ON KISSING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

Too much? Nonsense, that’s a perfectly appropriate intro for an article on the most romantic day of the year! But is Minecraft worthy of St Valentine and his swoontacular day? Would Cupid happily play Minecraft, giggling away as he shoots his arrows at lovesick Zombie Pigmen? Or would he take one look at the loveless Overworld and then dig straight down in disgust?

I had to find out, and so began an eighteen month investigation to answer the ultimate question, is Minecraft romantic enough?

EXHIBIT A: LOVELY ANIMALS FALL IN LOVE