on the train Hey have you heard of this book, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo? It's not bad! shirtless muscle guy: WTF IT'S A GHOST WITH OPINIONS ABOUT HUMAN BOOKS! RUN! how did you knoooow I AM POWERING THROUGH THIS WITH PULL-UPS!! david sedaris is fuuunny READING IS FOR SISSIES! REAL MEN LISTEN TO AUDIO BOOKS AND EXECUTE PULL-UPS NON-STOP Have yoooooouu read this booooook caaaalled "Ender's Game"? Ha you beeped my nose