SCP-30XX-J (Catchy Sketches)

SCP-30XX-J in an unpowered state

Item #: SCP-30XX-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-30XX-J is to remain attached to the ceiling inside the room adjacent to the photography room in Site-26. Any personnel attempting to use SCP-30XX-J for research purposes must be inside the photography room prior to SCP-30XX-J's normal effects. Once subjects are inside SCP-30XX-J, researchers are permitted to enter the room housing SCP-30XX-J.

Description: Once activated, SCP-30XX-J has the ability to turn all living organisms human beings inside the room with SCP-30XX-J into two dimensional entities that SCP-30XX-J will project onto the nearest vertical surface. Projections last from 7 to 9 minutes, and always begin with opening credits paired with introduction music. When the time has expired, SCP-30XX-J will show on-screen "That's all Folks!" and rematerialize the subjects as they were before entering it.

D-8932 after SCP-30XX-J's effects

Once multiple subjects are inside SCP-30XX-J as two dimensional entities, they become SCP-30XX-J-1. SCP-30XX-J-1 are different in form than how they existed in real life. Typically, SCP-30XX-J-1 are animals, but occasionally one SCP-30XX-J-1 will be human. While in this transmogrified state, subjects will become disproportionate, typically with larger heads, eyes, noses, feet, and hands, while having smaller arms, legs, and necks.

Once inside SCP-30XX-J, SCP-30XX-J-1 will become violent towards each other for no apparent reason. One will typically be extremely violent, and the other will only be passive-aggressive. As of yet, the passive-aggressive SCP-30XX-J-1 has always been triumphant over the former. On top of physical and emotional change, one of the prominent changes has been of attire. Every time a subject turns into an instance of SCP-30XX-J-1, they will no longer be wearing the Foundation required orange jumpsuit. If one SCP-30XX-J-1 is an animal, they may be nude.

Addendum SCP-30XX-J-A:

In this experiment, SCP-30XX-J-1 were D-3957 and D-9327. D-3957 transmogrified into a humanoid wearing hunting attire and carrying a rifle. D-9327 transmogrified into a white-tailed rabbit. Despite now being an animal, D-9327 remained human size.

+ Show excerpts of transcript - Hide excerpts Excerpts of transcript detailing events in Experiment SCP-30XX-J T-97

Experiment took place on 5/██/19██ D-3957: (looks at researchers) Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!

(D-3957 accidentally walks into D-9327)

D-9327: (D-9327 leans on D-3957's rifle) Eh, what's up doc? (D-3957 has accidentally walked off of a cliff, yet has not fallen. He is walking on air.)

D-9327: Hey, Doc, you have a slight problem.

D-3957: I do? What?

D-9327: (points to ground) Gravity.

D-3957: (calmly walks onto the ground) No uh, that's all right. We haven't studied gwavity yet. (Note that D-9327 is disguised as a game warden at this moment)

D-3957: Oh, Mr. Game Warden. I hope you can help me. I've been told I could shoot wabbits and goats and pigeons and mongooses and dirty skunks and ducks. Could you tell me what season it weawwy is?

D-9327: Why, coitenly, me boy. It's baseball season!

A later experiment was done with the same D-class and included D-3230 as a third subject. Transmogrification remained the same for D-9327 and D-3957, and D-3230 transmogrified into an American black duck.

+ Show excerpts of transcript - Hide excerpts Excerpts of transcript detailing events in Experiment SCP-30XX-J T-103

Experiment took place on 6/██/19██ D-9327: Say, doc, are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law? This ain't wabbit hunting season.

D-3957: It's not?

D-9327: No, it's duck hunting season.

D-3230: That, sir, is an unmitigated fabrication. It's wabbit season.

D-9327: Duck season.

D-3230: Wabbit season.

D-9327: Duck season.

D-3230: Wabbit season.

D-9327: Duck season.

D-3230: Wabbit season.

D-9327: Wabbit season.

D-3230: Duck season.

D-9327: Wabbit season.

D-3230: I say it's duck season. And I say fire!

(At this point D-3957's rifle is pointed at D-3230. Upon D-3230's exclamation to "fire", D-3957 fired the rifle into D-3230's face) D-9327: Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?

D-3230: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!

D-9327: You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!

D-3230: He does so have to shoot me now! (To D-3957) I demand that you shoot me now!

(D-3957 shoots D-3230) D-3230: Now then, you've got it straight: You're not gonna pay no more attention to no more signs! You're just gonna listen to me, right?

D-3957: Wight.

D-9327: (D-9327 is disguised as a duck) Quack! Quack!

D-3230: Oh, so that's his little game is it? Shoot the duck! Shoot the duck!

(D-3957 shoots D-3230)

Addendum SCP-30XX-J-B:

SCP-30XX-J appears to have the ability to give the subjects inside of it reality changing abilities. SCP-30XX-J-1 have been noted to pull objects (typically weaponry) out of seemingly nowhere, gain immense monetary currency while inside SCP-30XX-J, heal wounds at an alarmingly fast rate , and gain or lose intelligence. Extreme cases of fluctuations of intelligence have been from building complex machinery to repeatedly stating "Which way did he go" despite talking to the being of question. With all of this, the most noticeable change is altering the fundamental properties of physics. Countless trials have shown that physics are never the same inside SCP-30XX-J.

Addendum SCP-30XX-J-C:

"Putting real animals into SCP-30XX-J does not work. It seems that SCP-30XX-J does not appear to recognize them." - Dr. Warner

Addendum SCP-30XX-J-D:

After the annual "SCP Foundation Take Your Kids To Work Day", SCP-30XX-J proved itself to be a popular attraction for children of all ages. Because of this, children of personnel are permitted to view the effects of SCP-30XX-J.