--Conversation with my friend Scruffy--

4:12 AM - Me: dude im doing overwatch

4:12 AM - Me: and this guy is the most blatant hacker I've seen

4:13 AM - Me: its amazing

4:13 AM - Me: his bullets are practially going behind him

4:13 AM - Scruffy: lol

4:13 AM - Scruffy: i still dont know

4:13 AM - Scruffy: what that is

4:13 AM - Me: you get an overwatch case

4:13 AM - Me: you can open it without a key

(I couldn't resist at this point)

4:13 AM - Scruffy: how do u do this

4:13 AM - Me: get 150 wins

4:13 AM - Scruffy: i have 162

4:13 AM - Me: and be lucky enough to have it pop up on your home screen

4:13 AM - Me: it didnt show up until I got 161

4:13 AM - Me: and beat the dust 2 boss

4:14 AM - Scruffy: where does it even show up

4:14 AM - Me: on top

4:14 AM - Me: where the reconnect message usually is

4:14 AM - Scruffy: dust 2 boss?

4:14 AM - Me: yeah

4:14 AM - Me: you kill all the chickens in dust 2

4:14 AM - Me: and then the boss appears

4:14 AM - Me: usually at bombsite b

4:14 AM - Scruffy: wtf

4:14 AM - Scruffy: what the fuck

4:14 AM - Scruffy: lol

4:14 AM - Scruffy: do i just load up dust 2

4:14 AM - Scruffy: and do it

4:14 AM - Me: you have to do deathmatch otherwise there arent any chickens

4:14 AM - Scruffy: o lol

4:15 AM - Scruffy: how do i know the boss spawns

4:15 AM - Me: all of the double doors close off

4:15 AM - Me: except the ones that lead to where he is

4:15 AM - Me: so theres only one palce you can go

4:16 AM - Me: also this should show up

4:16 AM - Me: http://i.imgur.com/9CbYOqO.jpg

4:16 AM - Me: when the boss is loading in

4:17 AM - Me: the boss is from inferno (like, hell) but appears on dust 2

--friend actually goes and joins a deathmatch game--

4:17 AM - Scruffy: im jsut tryna kill chickens

4:17 AM - Scruffy: niggas keep shooting me

4:17 AM - Scruffy: and chickens keep spawning

4:17 AM - Me: yeah its kinda hard

4:18 AM - Me: thats why not many people get overwatch

4:18 AM - Me: its easier if you find a server with mostly bots

4:18 AM - Me: since they wont kill you as much

4:19 AM - Me: maybe it's not all of them, it might just be a certain number

4:19 AM - Me: not sure, I just kept killing them and eventually it worked

4:20 AM - Me: thats why the one guy in the game we played said not to kill the chickens

4:21 AM - Me: cuz it disrupts the match when the boss loads in

--I join deathmatch--

4:22 AM - Me: here I just joined

4:22 AM - Me: lets kill chickens

4:22 AM - Scruffy: im tryin

--I end up killing him--

4:23 AM - Scruffy: that aint a chicken fag

4:23 AM - Me: heh

--In our Teamspeak voice chat--

Scruffy: aww man the round ended do I have to start all over?

Scruffy: do I have to kill all the chickens again?

Scruffy: do I have to kill this boss to get overwatch mode?