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Member Back to Top Post by JudgeSabo on 1337Walrus said: fedorasleuth said:



Hecka isn't god tier anymore. Well, shit. Outside of a Scratch there'd be no way to fix anything if we fucked it up beyond repair. Did Hecka Jef ever get a planet? If not we do have to think what we do next through carefully.



The Past



Swet Bro and Hecka Jef live next to Dabe (presumably still in Houston TX), growing up as friends. Dabe makes a webcomic based on their lives.



At some point the trolls begin to harass Rose, Jhon, and Hecka Jef. Jhon starts to consider Vrasky his daddy.



Mid-March 2009



Swet Bro and Hecka Jef take Dabe to Washigon to live with his new daddy, Jhon, in some kind of sexual sub/dom play. Dabe "disappears" and stops talking to Rose.



Act 1 (April 13th, 2009)



Jhon makes a hamcake, checks on Dabe in the chest of continents, removes his own kidney, flirts with Rose, and is trolled by Kraket. Swet Bro and Hecka Jef go to visit Dabe and celebrate Jhon's birthday, but Jhon pseudo-accidentally kills Swet Bro. Hecka Jef calls the pollice, who send Femorafreack to investigate. Dadd returns home and Jhon races him to the mailbox. Jhon retrieves both presents from Dabe and Jaed, as well as both sburb disks, by captchaloguing them out of Dadd's hand, along with the hand itself. This scares off Hecka Jef, who takes a plane back home.



Rose notices the corruption. She enquirers Jhon about Dabe, and confirms that Jaed is corrupt as well. She attempts to begin Sburb with Jhon, but Jhon quickly gets bored and gives up in favor of Roller Coaster Tycoon, which is on the back of the SBURB disk. Like Sburb, this version of RCT allows Jhon to manipulate the real world, and he proceeds to create a roller coaster in his backyard. Jhon begins receiving commands from WV in the future. Following WV's instruction, and being unimpressed by the Dabe's gift, Jhon punishes Dabe by taking all of his clothing, except for his sunglasses. Jhon captchalogues the Con Air bunny and the uber bunny.



Being unable to play with Swet Bro as he originally planned, Hecka Jef apparently tried to begin a SBURB session with Jhon, but Jhon refused. He then offers to play with Rose, but she refuses him as well.



To hide his body, Dadd bakes Swet Bro into a cake. Jhon captchalogues several of these body parts. Femorafreack investigates the blood outside of Jhon's house, but is tricked into thinking / is stupid enough to think there was no murder. As he leaves he notices that Jhon has started building roller coasters "again" and decides to arrest him since they are dangerous.



Jaed learns of the meteors and goes to hide in the frog temple.



Rose, realizing she's out of options, agrees to play with Hecka Jef.



{s]every one; enter - Femorafreack attempts to arrest Jhon, but is blocked by the uber bunny. Jhon, Dabe, Dadd, and the uber bunny all escape to the roller coaster. Femorafreack tries to shoot Jhon and gives chase in his pollice car, but loses them as they escape through a meteor portal into the Medium. He instead meets up with Hecka Jef, who offers to help Femorafreack find Jhon. Rose and Hecka Jef set up the entry process for Sburb, with Germy prototyping himself and Hecka Jef prototyping Rose's grimoire. Jaed and Beq use a portal in the Frog Temple to reach Prostit. Femorafreack assists Hecka Jef in completing his process, while Momi does Rose's work for her. Each arrive at their planet, Rose to the white Land of Light and Froges (LOLAF) and Hecka Jef to the black Land of Darknes and Ruses (LODAR).



Act 2



Dabe learns that Jhon killed Swet Bro when Jhon poses for a selfie with his finger. Dabe is initially horrified, but they quickly kiss and make up.



Jack begins to notice the corruption, but is too focused on his job to pay it much attention. HB spots the kissing kids and points it out to Jack. Jack orders AR to deal with the humans. AR fires on the roller coaster, which splits into three parts. Jhon crashes into Rose's room on LOLAF, Dabe enters a gate to LODAR, and Dadd and the uber bunny land in the Veil.



Having bought some time, Rose begins to investigate the corruption. She messages Terezi (who appears to be in her hive) and confirms that the trolls are also corrupted. She talks to Hecka Jef, learning his backstory, about Prostit clouns, and of Jhon and Dabe's secret relationship. Hearing this story, Germysprit and Femorafreack decide to seek justice for Swet Bro. Hecka Jef goes to sleep, waking up on Prostit as Jaed shaves her legs over his face. Jaed runs away and then uses Beq's power to easily usurp the Prostit throne by teleporting the Whyte Quen to the edge of the Incipisphere.



Act 5 briefly reveals Kraket in his hive, but then cuts away.



Act 3



Jack



Jack orders AR to deal with the Whyte Quen. HB tells CD/RJ and DD about the kissing kids. Jack is confused by the presence of humans who aren't heroes of LOLAF or LODAR and decides to kill them. He orders HB to take care of Dabe, DD to send Dadd to a better place, and RJ to put Jaed and her dog to rest, or short of that to simply report back. Jack leaves to kill Jhon.



Rose



Rose observes her new planet. (We can note that she apparently lacks a Forge.) She questions Jhon about the corruption, but he isn't aware of any change. She starts looking for other uncorrupted people among the trolls again. Gametez and Equius are both corrupt (and also seem to be in their hives), but Kanaya is apparently safe. Rose tries to recruit her, but Kanaya is strangely oblivious to any "corruption." She dismisses Rose as insane, but does recognize her trolltag has changed when it was pointed out.



Rose allocates her needles to her strife specibus and leaves to explore LOLAF. Jhon begins to make out with Momi. Rose meets Bg'ogubglog'ybulsprite and observes the frogs covering her planet. Momi pushes Rose out of the way of Jack's incoming ship and is crushed.



[S FIGHT EACH OTHe - Rose and Jack prepare for a fight, but stop when they notice they are both uncorrupted.



Rose and Jack are now in cahoots.



Femorafreack



Having heard Hecka Jef's testimony, Femorafreack decides to also arrest Jhon for murder and lying in addition to the whole rollercoaster thing from before. He randomly fires a bullet in the air, and then questions and deputizes Germysprit, who explains that they are now in a new dimension and that Jhon is on another planet. Femorafreack tries to find a way off of LODAR, which he arrests for obstruction of justice. LODAR's revolution around Skaia suddenly halts. He leaves to explore LODAR and spots an explosion in the distance. He encounters the Bug Stand Man, who pulls a ruse to steal his wallet. Femorafreack tries to shoot the Bug Stand Man, but misses and blames his gun. He leaves to try to alchemize a better weapon, but instead creates a bomb, which kills him, Germysprit, and Hecka Jef. THIS BEGINS A DOOMED TIMELINE.



Germysprit



is dead.



Dabe



Doomed Dabe finds Femorafreack's body and allocates his gun to his strife specibus. He starts to rap, impressing Fresh Jimmy. When he tries to teach Fresh Jimmy the art of irony, FJ steals Dabe's sunglasses. Dabe uses Femorafreack's gun to kill Fresh Jimmy, getting back his glasses and taking Fresh Jimmy's many wallets. Dabe finds Hecka Jef's computer, revealing that Hecka Jef was being trolled by Kraket. Dabe responds to Kraket, but receives no reply since he's in a doomed timeline. Dabe finds the heads of Hecka Jef, Germysprit, and Femorafreack. He kisses Hecka Jef but is then crushed by HB's ship. HB is then killed by Femorafreack's bullet.



Jaed



As Quen of Prostit, Jaed orders all Prostit citizens to wear fursuits, an injustice which angers PM. Jaed hits on Rose and appears to be competing with Jhon for her hand. Hecka Jef's dreamself refuses to wear a fursuit and is thrown in jail. Beq teleports Doomed Dabe's corpse to Doomed Jaed. Angered by this and Hecka Jef's noncompliance, Doomed Jaed uses the Red Miles on Prostit, but is then killed by PM. Jaed, PM, and Dabe are then crushed by RJ's ship. RJ is then crushed by a collapsing tower.



Hecka Jef



Doomed Hecka Jef learns of his and the other's death through Skya clouns. He takes a picture of the cloud depicting Dabe kissing his head, which failed to revive him though because Dabe is not a player. He escapes jail to Prostit's moon, where he dies on his Quest Bed.



s]hecka Jef - Doomed Hecka Jef rises up as a god tier Muse of Time while Prostit crashes into Skaia. Using time-travel nachos, Doomed Hecka Jef goes back to seconds before the creation of Femorafreack's bomb. He takes this bomb further back in time, and meets up with Alpha Hecka Jef. Doomed HJ gives Alpha HJ his time travel nachos and the picture of him kissing Dabe. Alpha HJ time travels away, leaving Doomed HJ stranded, dying to the explosion in a Heroinc death. This creates the explosion Femorafreack initially saw in the distance. THIS ENDS THE DOOMED TIMELINE.



Alpha Hecka Jef is woken up by his future self (as well as Swet Bro's Mom, who was also apparently in his house, shaving over his face). Future HJ gives present HJ the time-travel nachos from Doomed HJ, and then time travels away again. Present Hecka Jef leaves to create time loops.



Jhon



Rose and Jhon attempt to push Jack's ship off of Momi, leading Rose to discover she has telekinetic powers, no doubt because she is a Space player here instead of the Seer of Light. Jhon captchalogues Momi's feet and then tosses her corpse into Bg'ogubglog'ybulsprite, creating Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite. They resume making out. Meanwhile, Jack is going around stabbing frogs (one of which Jhon captchalogues). Roses goes off to sit alone. Jhon follows, thinking she is jealous. He offers to make out with her too, but only creeps Rose out until she orders him away. Jhon leaves and is pestered by Vrasky (who is not only apparently in her hive, but also retains her eye-patch and robot arm, implying she never achieved godtier). She gets Jhon to collect Rose's present and install Roller Coaster Tycoon on his pda. Jhon is then guided in RCT by a uncorrupt voice not unlike Doc Scratch on how to play his rather unique Sburb session. As a Sburb-RCT player, Jhon begins making an amusement park around Rose's home, attracting imps and consorts as customers (who Jack also starts killing). Naturally, many of these rides are fatal. He also launches the Con Air bunny and Rose's bunny into space.



Years in the future, WV continues to give Jhon commands.



Dadd



Dadd has entered an ectobiology lab with the uber bunny. He replaces his missing hand with a ham, retrieves paradox slime from himself and Obana, clones himself several times, and Obana once. The two bunnies Jhon launched into space crash near Dadd, the uber bunny barely saving him from being crushed.



And that's up to date. I feel like you've missed some vital plot points. Perhaps a recap is in order?Swet Bro and Hecka Jef live next to Dabe (presumably still in Houston TX), growing up as friends. Dabe makes a webcomic based on their lives.At some point the trolls begin to harass Rose, Jhon, and Hecka Jef. Jhon starts to consider Vrasky his daddy.Swet Bro and Hecka Jef take Dabe to Washigon to live with his new daddy, Jhon, in some kind of sexual sub/dom play. Dabe "disappears" and stops talking to Rose.Jhon makes a hamcake, checks on Dabe in the chest of continents, removes his own kidney, flirts with Rose, and is trolled by Kraket. Swet Bro and Hecka Jef go to visit Dabe and celebrate Jhon's birthday, but Jhon pseudo-accidentally kills Swet Bro. Hecka Jef calls the pollice, who send Femorafreack to investigate. Dadd returns home and Jhon races him to the mailbox. Jhon retrieves both presents from Dabe and Jaed, as well as both sburb disks, by captchaloguing them out of Dadd's hand, along with the hand itself. This scares off Hecka Jef, who takes a plane back home.Rose notices the corruption. She enquirers Jhon about Dabe, and confirms that Jaed is corrupt as well. She attempts to begin Sburb with Jhon, but Jhon quickly gets bored and gives up in favor of Roller Coaster Tycoon, which is on the back of the SBURB disk. Like Sburb, this version of RCT allows Jhon to manipulate the real world, and he proceeds to create a roller coaster in his backyard. Jhon begins receiving commands from WV in the future. Following WV's instruction, and being unimpressed by the Dabe's gift, Jhon punishes Dabe by taking all of his clothing, except for his sunglasses. Jhon captchalogues the Con Air bunny and the uber bunny.Being unable to play with Swet Bro as he originally planned, Hecka Jef apparently tried to begin a SBURB session with Jhon, but Jhon refused. He then offers to play with Rose, but she refuses him as well.To hide his body, Dadd bakes Swet Bro into a cake. Jhon captchalogues several of these body parts. Femorafreack investigates the blood outside of Jhon's house, but is tricked into thinking / is stupid enough to think there was no murder. As he leaves he notices that Jhon has started building roller coasters "again" and decides to arrest him since they are dangerous.Jaed learns of the meteors and goes to hide in the frog temple.Rose, realizing she's out of options, agrees to play with Hecka Jef.Femorafreack attempts to arrest Jhon, but is blocked by the uber bunny. Jhon, Dabe, Dadd, and the uber bunny all escape to the roller coaster. Femorafreack tries to shoot Jhon and gives chase in his pollice car, but loses them as they escape through a meteor portal into the Medium. He instead meets up with Hecka Jef, who offers to help Femorafreack find Jhon. Rose and Hecka Jef set up the entry process for Sburb, with Germy prototyping himself and Hecka Jef prototyping Rose's grimoire. Jaed and Beq use a portal in the Frog Temple to reach Prostit. Femorafreack assists Hecka Jef in completing his process, while Momi does Rose's work for her. Each arrive at their planet, Rose to the white Land of Light and Froges (LOLAF) and Hecka Jef to the black Land of Darknes and Ruses (LODAR).Dabe learns that Jhon killed Swet Bro when Jhon poses for a selfie with his finger. Dabe is initially horrified, but they quickly kiss and make up.Jack begins to notice the corruption, but is too focused on his job to pay it much attention. HB spots the kissing kids and points it out to Jack. Jack orders AR to deal with the humans. AR fires on the roller coaster, which splits into three parts. Jhon crashes into Rose's room on LOLAF, Dabe enters a gate to LODAR, and Dadd and the uber bunny land in the Veil.Having bought some time, Rose begins to investigate the corruption. She messages Terezi (who appears to be in her hive) and confirms that the trolls are also corrupted. She talks to Hecka Jef, learning his backstory, about Prostit clouns, and of Jhon and Dabe's secret relationship. Hearing this story, Germysprit and Femorafreack decide to seek justice for Swet Bro. Hecka Jef goes to sleep, waking up on Prostit as Jaed shaves her legs over his face. Jaed runs away and then uses Beq's power to easily usurp the Prostit throne by teleporting the Whyte Quen to the edge of the Incipisphere.Act 5 briefly reveals Kraket in his hive, but then cuts away.Jack orders AR to deal with the Whyte Quen. HB tells CD/RJ and DD about the kissing kids. Jack is confused by the presence of humans who aren't heroes of LOLAF or LODAR and decides to kill them. He orders HB to take care of Dabe, DD to send Dadd to a better place, and RJ to put Jaed and her dog to rest, or short of that to simply report back. Jack leaves to kill Jhon.Rose observes her new planet. (We can note that she apparently lacks a Forge.) She questions Jhon about the corruption, but he isn't aware of any change. She starts looking for other uncorrupted people among the trolls again. Gametez and Equius are both corrupt (and also seem to be in their hives), but Kanaya is apparently safe. Rose tries to recruit her, but Kanaya is strangely oblivious to any "corruption." She dismisses Rose as insane, but does recognize her trolltag has changed when it was pointed out.Rose allocates her needles to her strife specibus and leaves to explore LOLAF. Jhon begins to make out with Momi. Rose meets Bg'ogubglog'ybulsprite and observes the frogs covering her planet. Momi pushes Rose out of the way of Jack's incoming ship and is crushed.Rose and Jack prepare for a fight, but stop when they notice they are both uncorrupted.Rose and Jack are now in cahoots.Having heard Hecka Jef's testimony, Femorafreack decides to also arrest Jhon for murder and lying in addition to the whole rollercoaster thing from before. He randomly fires a bullet in the air, and then questions and deputizes Germysprit, who explains that they are now in a new dimension and that Jhon is on another planet. Femorafreack tries to find a way off of LODAR, which he arrests for obstruction of justice. LODAR's revolution around Skaia suddenly halts. He leaves to explore LODAR and spots an explosion in the distance. He encounters the Bug Stand Man, who pulls a ruse to steal his wallet. Femorafreack tries to shoot the Bug Stand Man, but misses and blames his gun. He leaves to try to alchemize a better weapon, but instead creates a bomb, which kills him, Germysprit, and Hecka Jef.is dead.Doomed Dabe finds Femorafreack's body and allocates his gun to his strife specibus. He starts to rap, impressing Fresh Jimmy. When he tries to teach Fresh Jimmy the art of irony, FJ steals Dabe's sunglasses. Dabe uses Femorafreack's gun to kill Fresh Jimmy, getting back his glasses and taking Fresh Jimmy's many wallets. Dabe finds Hecka Jef's computer, revealing that Hecka Jef was being trolled by Kraket. Dabe responds to Kraket, but receives no reply since he's in a doomed timeline. Dabe finds the heads of Hecka Jef, Germysprit, and Femorafreack. He kisses Hecka Jef but is then crushed by HB's ship. HB is then killed by Femorafreack's bullet.As Quen of Prostit, Jaed orders all Prostit citizens to wear fursuits, an injustice which angers PM. Jaed hits on Rose and appears to be competing with Jhon for her hand. Hecka Jef's dreamself refuses to wear a fursuit and is thrown in jail. Beq teleports Doomed Dabe's corpse to Doomed Jaed. Angered by this and Hecka Jef's noncompliance, Doomed Jaed uses the Red Miles on Prostit, but is then killed by PM. Jaed, PM, and Dabe are then crushed by RJ's ship. RJ is then crushed by a collapsing tower.Doomed Hecka Jef learns of his and the other's death through Skya clouns. He takes a picture of the cloud depicting Dabe kissing his head, which failed to revive him though because Dabe is not a player. He escapes jail to Prostit's moon, where he dies on his Quest Bed.Doomed Hecka Jef rises up as a god tierwhile Prostit crashes into Skaia. Using time-travel nachos, Doomed Hecka Jef goes back to seconds before the creation of Femorafreack's bomb. He takes this bomb further back in time, and meets up with Alpha Hecka Jef. Doomed HJ gives Alpha HJ his time travel nachos and the picture of him kissing Dabe. Alpha HJ time travels away, leaving Doomed HJ stranded, dying to the explosion in a Heroinc death. This creates the explosion Femorafreack initially saw in the distance.Alpha Hecka Jef is woken up by his future self (as well as Swet Bro's Mom, who was also apparently in his house, shaving over his face). Future HJ gives present HJ the time-travel nachos from Doomed HJ, and then time travels away again. Present Hecka Jef leaves to create time loops.Rose and Jhon attempt to push Jack's ship off of Momi, leading Rose to discover she has telekinetic powers, no doubt because she is a Space player here instead of the Seer of Light. Jhon captchalogues Momi's feet and then tosses her corpse into Bg'ogubglog'ybulsprite, creating Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite. They resume making out. Meanwhile, Jack is going around stabbing frogs (one of which Jhon captchalogues). Roses goes off to sit alone. Jhon follows, thinking she is jealous. He offers to make out with her too, but only creeps Rose out until she orders him away. Jhon leaves and is pestered by Vrasky (who is not only apparently in her hive, but also retains her eye-patch and robot arm, implying she never achieved godtier). She gets Jhon to collect Rose's present and install Roller Coaster Tycoon on his pda. Jhon is then guided in RCT by a uncorrupt voice not unlike Doc Scratch on how to play his rather unique Sburb session. As a Sburb-RCT player, Jhon begins making an amusement park around Rose's home, attracting imps and consorts as customers (who Jack also starts killing). Naturally, many of these rides are fatal. He also launches the Con Air bunny and Rose's bunny into space.Years in the future, WV continues to give Jhon commands.Dadd has entered an ectobiology lab with the uber bunny. He replaces his missing hand with a ham, retrieves paradox slime from himself and Obana, clones himself several times, and Obana once. The two bunnies Jhon launched into space crash near Dadd, the uber bunny barely saving him from being crushed.And that's up to date.