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Hola from Mexico!

I see you. I hear you. I agree with you about this nonsense dragging on and on and on.

This has gotten far too drawn out and confusing. Life is too short. I’m done.

It’s all so silly and mind numbing, isn’t it? The salacious events have happened, albeit wildly confusing, and I hear you all loud and clear. Time to MOVE ON.

So, I will happily move on with my margie in the sunshine on a beautiful Mexican beach, which is currently where I am for spring break with my family.

Cheers, and I’ll see you all here next week for the finale.

WARNING: In the finale, we talk about the same sh-- in a different, beautiful location. Let’s just say, it’s a good thing I didn’t cancel my order on that diamond zipper Louis Vuitton body bag I ordered for myself last season. I may not get out of here alive, but dammit, I will go out in style!

XOLR