They used to sell meatballs in groups of 10, 15 or 20, but now they sell a "plate of meatballs" and tempt you to "add 5 meatballs for $1!" which is strange, because they don't explain how many meatballs you start with on the plate in the first place.

It's like "Do you want X meatballs or X+5 meatballs?" And no, you can't solve for X because the $1/5 meatballs is marketed as a better rate than the original X meatballs for $4.99.

I mean, I hope it is a better rate, because if the $1/5 rate holds up for the $4.99, that's 25 meatballs, and if I could possibly eat 25 meatballs, why the hell would I want 5 more at any price?!

I got chicken strips and a shotglass of Pepsi.