Yesterday, the Ottawa Senators announced the addition of four new mascots. They are supposed to look like former Prime Ministers of Canada, but they actually look like giant bobbleheads from Robin Lehner's nightmares.

William Lyon Mackenzie King about to conscript Spartacat into the T-shirt cannon corps.

The mascots will be used as in entertainment between periods at Senators home games, but are also intended to spark discussion about Canada's history. We here at Bonk's Mullet dot com have acquired information on other Canadian historical figures that were considered as mascots, but ultimately rejected. We'd like to present that information to you now.Artist known for her close association with the Group of Seven.Group of Seven also the name of a Cory Clouston line change.Invented the first practical telephone.Is the namesake of the Bell Telephone Company, thus making him Erik Karlsson's mortal enemy Father of Confederation who was also Canada's first political assassination victim.Sure he got shot, but was it ashot?First leader of the NDP, is considered the father of of MedicarePascal Leclaire's medical bills lead to a recession this country is only just now recovering from.Invented standard time.The Senators are trying to emphasize zone time, not time zones.Was the first Canadian in space.Canadians floating in space are pretty common when Jared Cowen's on the ice.Appointed the first female cabinet minister, built a bunker in Carp, some other stuff Putting a cool building in Ottawa's west end sounds like a pretty good idea, actually...Warned British officers of an impending attack during the War of 1812. Also shares a name with an unrelated chocolate company.Appropriating a decades-old name for marketing purposes hits just atoo close to home.Founder of Bytown, which later became OttawaWas not the founder of Kanata.