Welcome to the interntet

We ARE the internet

The old school Anonymous.

The balls out, no fucks given Anonymous.

The chaos machine.

It has come to our attention that the Chive community is ripe with douche bags and douchettes who seem to think they are untouchable.

We are here to end that delusion.

We want the streets of all things Chive to run red with interntet blood.

The attacks are not going to be hacks, nor DDoS (because that's lame).

What we desire is relentless trolling. Troll without mercy.

Let the hate for dude bro's flow. There are plenty of them in the Chive communities.

The first actual target is a Chive community on Facebook called "Chive on 'merica".

Make fake Facebook accounts, more than one, try to join the group (it's a closed group), and once access is gained, show no mercy. Troll until you can troll no more.

If you want an actual target, we suggest going after any and all posts by Angela Bean, a stupid little pill popping cunt with mental problems that would have anyone without tits locked away in a padded room for life.

All other Chive groups are and will be targets at some point. This is just the intitial, pre attack, if you will. The proving grounds.

Are you worthy? Prove it. We want to see what all you /b/tards are capable of.

Bring back the hate machine.

We are Anonymous

We are legion

expect us