Transcript:

Victor the Vegan meets Jef the Cylcist. Victor: Behold! I am Victor the vegan, judging all those who dare to use animal products! Jef: Behold! I am Jef the cyclist, judging all those who are lazy and weak! Jef: I condemn thee for having a leather seat on thy bike!! Jef: I condemn thee for being a skinny runt of a man!! Pig: It's not pretty when two superior races meet. Victor: I punch thee for wearing spandex.