Before we begin, I've gotta announce something. For the past three days, I've been trying to upload this chapter and the next one at relatively the same time, but somehow all the power on the first floor of my house just suddenly cut off. Worse than that, my Internet's gone to shit as well, so I'm forced to use my mobile data to connect to the internet, which in turn raises the bill my phone. I hate that with a passion as it totally fucked up my update schedule. So, I'm sorry for the inconsistency and hope that this will mitigate it somewhat.

Neptune: Nepu! So, that means I'll still get my time to shine?

xXThis-Lucky-SonuvaXx: Yes. Are you really in such a hurry to get laid?

Neptune: *blushes* Maybe…

xXThis-Lucky-SonuvaXx: You naughty, naughty girl, you…

Neptune: Well, I try. Note let's get nep-neppin'~! ⌒(≧▽ ° )

xXThis-Lucky-SonuvaXx: Damn straight!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hyperdimension Neptunia. It belongs to Idea Factory and Compile Heart. OCs and any game references belong to their respective owners.

Guys Aren't So Bad (Kuro x Chika)

Chika Hakozaki, Oracle of Leanbox, slung her beach bag over her shoulder and wandered down the paved pathway that led to Leanbox's only pool. A trio of butterflies floated past while trees and lush plants overflowed from raised garden beds, creating a shady oasis from the summer sun. She drew in a breath and let it out in a contented sigh. If it hadn't been for the glass ceiling looming over her, it would have felt like walking through a tropical rainforest. After arriving to the reception desk and paying the appropriate amount of credits, Chika headed for the far-end of the place.

She stripped off her summer shirt and dropped it onto the nearby lounge chair, then dropped her bag right next to it. Chika wandered over to the pool in her black swimsuit with gold rings adorning both pieces, taking time at the edge to indulge in a long stretch.

In all honesty, there were a few people that she would've liked to bring with her. The first would be, of course, her darling "sister" Vert but she was once again too immersed in her gaming addiction to go. Next would be her good friend, Cave, but her job in the SMD took up a good chunk of her time and she couldn't go.

The third… would be an angel boy—yes, a BOY—by the name of Kuro. She wasn't sure what it was about him that made him so special to her, but no matter what she says he was there in her heart and there was no way she could remove him.

"Hi, Miss Hakozaki!"

She didn't have to turn around to know who stood there. If his cute, somewhat feminine voice hadn't been a dead giveaway, the fact that no one else ever called her "Miss Hakozaki" told her it was the person she was about to elaborate on not five seconds ago.

Chika turned to face him; "H-Hey. What are you doing here?" She mentally cursed herself for that slight stutter but her sudden feeling of timidity obviously flew over his head. Her heart thumped harder at the sight of him. She hid her reaction behind her smile and let her gaze slide over him.

His blue-green trunks sat low on his hips and his white tank top hugged his thin frame and showed just a hint of developing muscle. The deep sapphire orbs he called eyes and his black unkempt hair unfortunately only added to his charm. She wanted to sigh at the vision then mentally slapped herself for being so easily affected by him.

Chika had only recently come to terms that she had developed a crush on Kuro, and although he'd never shown the slightest interest in her, she'd figured making a move on him would help open his eyes to her appeal. With the benefit of hindsight and a little more maturity, she could see now why that idea had been destined for failure. Six months later, her cheeks still grew hot at the memory of him laughing at her inexperienced attempts at seduction, easily misconstruing them as practical jokes. It had been so awkward she would have laughed too if she hadn't been completely mortified.

The angel smiled as he walked over to her; "Looks like we both had plans to beat the heat at the pool today."

His gaze dropped to her breasts for a fraction of a second as he accidentally bumped his shoulder against hers. He'd always hoped that she wouldn't notice these subtle glances at her body, easily blaming his male hormones for them. However, for Chika, she knew she was in trouble when just that brief flicker of interest could get her pulse racing; "I guess you're right."

"Your swimsuit is really pretty, Miss Hakozaki," he complimented her. He had noticed subtle changes in the Oracle's behavior towards him, i.e. she's been hugging him a lot more and has been doing it not only in front of Vert and the other goddesses (to his chagrin because of Neptune's little quips about it), but some of the other Leanbox citizens, making things a bit more difficult for Kuro. The spiky haired boy could take it, though, since he'd rather see Chika happy.

Chika's cheeks turned pink at his honest words; "Oh, shut up, you…"

"I'm serious. You look really beautiful. But then again…" he put a hand on his chin, but then smiled his usual broad smile. "…when haven't you?!"

As if Cupid had struck her with a love arrow, Chika's pink cheeks darkened to a deep crimson color. It both amazed and angered her that he had this power over her and had absolutely no idea. Many times she'd silently admonished herself for being such a wimp about the whole situation. She should have been having fun trying to turn the tables on him but the embarrassment from the last time she'd tried was still too fresh in her memory.

Kuro noticed the shift in colors on her face and tilted his head. But then, remembered the conversation he hand with Vert a little bit before he came here…

"Hey, Lady Ver-Ver? Can I talk to you about something?" Kuro asked as he walked up to the blonde, gaming goddess. However, Vert was in the middle of another raid in her favorite MMO, so she was only halfway paying attention to him. "It's more like, I need a woman's perspective…"

"A woman's perspective?" now, this caught Vert's interest just as she finished her raid with another flawless victory. Taking off her headset and turning around, the CPU of Leanbox was ready to hear what it was he wanted a woman's perspective on.

"It sorta has something to do with Miss Hakozaki," the boy admitted, scratching the back of his head.

"Chika? What's the matter?"

"Well, ya see. I think I might've done something to make her mad at me that I don't remember doing…"

"And that would be…"

"Well, I couldn't help but notice the way Miss Hakozaki's been acting lately. I mean, whenever I so much as glance at her, she turns away from me immediately. Her face gets all red, too. And I've counted four times where our hands, like, accidentally touched and she pulls back like I set her hand on fire. I dunno if that's because she hates me, but I, like, REALLY don't want her to hate me," Kuro listed off with his fingers, not at all noticing that for each piece of evidence he offered, Vert's smile grew wider and wider. She was actually privy to the fact that her Oracle, Chika Hakozaki, has quite the crush on the young angel.

'Oh, how it must feel to be in love. I envy you, Chika,' she thought dreamily before she noticed Kuro's expectant gaze.

"You're not listening to me, are you?"

"Oh, I was, dear," she assured him.

"What'd I just say?"

"You're rather concerned about the possibility that Chika is upset with you. Although, rest assured that those concerns are for naught. She does not hate you in the slightest."

"Really? Yessss! Whew, I got so scared," Kuro wiped his forehead of imaginary sweat. "Wait. But then, do you know why it is that she's acting like this?"

Vert had to stop herself from either giggling or face palming. She wasn't about to give away her Oracle's little secret, but maybe she could give him subtle hints, instead?

"Icarus, do you know how a woman acts when she's 'interested' in someone?" she began.

"Mmm…" the angel hummed, trying to come up with an answer. "No. No, I don't. But you're a woman, too, so can you help me?"

"Well, Icarus, when a girl likes a boy they are usually going out of their way to get him to notice her."

'Well, she tends to greet me especially whenever I come to visit… And on top of that, she's even started hugging me and kissing me on the cheek.'

"Depending on the type of girl, they usually blush around the object of their affection and stutter whenever they talk to said person."

'I never knew why it was she always did that. I assumed it was because it was cold in the Bascilicom. Her outfit is a little bit on the nose…'

"Also, they will give gifts to their love interest as a sign and token of affection."

'Well, there was that time when… Hold up…'

"But… if what you're saying is true, then…" Kuro's expression changed. "Oh… my… goddess…"

"Have you figured it out, yet?" Vert asked. Kuro merely nodded, still not really believing the fact that Chika was in love with him, of all people.

"B-but why?! Don't get me wrong, Miss Hakozaki is really, really pretty and awesome, but I'm clueless as to what I could've done that would warrant her liking me in that way!"

"I know you've just found out, but I have a suggestion…" Vert pointed out and Kuro leaned in. "Try to acknowledge her advances more. As in, letting whatever happens happen. If she wants cuddle, let her. If she wants to spend time with you in general, go do so. I'm certain that I don't need to tell you what you need to do when she offers you food."

"Darn straight! But how?!"

"It's simple… I don't know."

"But you're a woman! You should know what!"

"Yes, but I'm not Chika. You'll have to figure out what to do on your own, unfortunately."

Kuro looked pensive for a moment before becoming resolute; "Alright. I get what you're saying. Thanks, Lady Ver-Ver!"

He hugged the blonde goddess before heading out of her room, just in time for her next raid to start…

'I've gotta start noticing Miss Hakozaki a bit more!' Kuro nodded to himself, not noticing the green haired girl taking a dive in the water. Chika must have seen him zone out as she sliced her hand through the water and sent a wave splashing onto his face. Before he could make a move she took off, trying to put some distance between them. Several strokes in, Kuro grabbed her ankle and dragged her back toward him.

Chika was surprised at how strong he was despite looking like a thirteen-year-old. She let out a laughing scream and kicked to no effect before suddenly finding herself twisted around and pressed against his smaller frame; "Gotcha, Chika!"

Another surge of flustered heat ran through her as her name left his lips, but she immediately hid it and wiggled her way out of his grasp; "You were saying?"

…

They both spent a good few hours at the pool. Eventually, other people would arrive, but to the angel and Oracle, they were in their own little world. Over the course of their time there, it got to the point where they were the only ones left there as the sun began setting. They walked over to where their bags were placed at and left to the shower stalls to wash off the chlorine from the water. Incidentally, they chose stalls directly next to each other as these were the kind of stalls with barriers to protect one's modesty.

"Hey, Icarus?"

"Yeah?"

"Even though it was completely coincidental that we ran into each other, I'm… really glad that I got to spend the day with you. I… don't really hang out with a lot of guys in the first place."

"No problem. I like hanging out with you, Miss Hakozaki."

"Icarus. You don't have to keep calling me 'Miss Hakozaki.' Just 'Chika' is alright."

"Oh! Okay then, Chika," Kuro adhered to her request. They continued to cleanse themselves in comfortable silence into Kuro heard Chika's stall door open. But then, he froze when his door came open and he felt two soft and wet cushions on the back of his head. "Ch-Chika?"

"Icarus~" Chika whispered his name into his ear lovingly before turning his face towards her and kissing him. The sudden bold act brought a nice shade of color to both of their faces. Once they've separated, their eyes met; cerulean to vermilion.

"Chika, I—" Kuro wanted to continue, but the greenette (Original word. Do not steal!) hushed him with a slender finger to his lips.

"Please just don't talk. I want to savor this moment with you. I love you," Their lips met once again, and after just a few seconds of taking it slow, Chika began sucking on Kuro's lips which was followed by him doing the same to her. As their mouths met again, their tongues immediately found their way into each other's mouths and were passionately grappling as they swapped saliva.

Chika's hand soon found its way to Kuro's bare chest, and she stroked his frame all the way down until she found his steadily growing member. The angel let out a little noise that clued her in that she was doing something right. The Oracle was caught by surprise when Kuro's hand reached out and cupped her left breast. She wrapped one hand around him, her middle fingertip and her thumb were about an inch apart. She looked up at me as she began stroking her hand up and down his shaft. Her eyes were pleading that he did not stop her.

The incredible feeling of pleasure to his nether regions compelled him to let her do what she wanted. With a nod, Kuro threw his head back as he felt a new sensation and looked down to see Chika looking up at him as she ran her tongue all around the head as she continued jerking him off.

Then, she stopped her ministrations. The boy was about to protest when she suddenly dragged her tongue up along the length until she pushed her lips around the head. He could feel her tongue flicking his glans. Chika shyly smiled up at him as she, very slowly, started a fantastic blowjob on Kuro's cock. Her hands were following her mouth action as she slowly took more and more of him in until the entire appendage was in her mouth.

Despite being a complete novice at giving head, Chika showed a surprising amount of skill with this sort of thing. Her right hand slithered underneath and onto her warm mound. Pressing her palm flat against the damp surface her fingers traced along the crevice between her lips soothingly in a vertical pattern. She rose up shortly after to where her chest met his pelvis and guided her ample E-cups to squeeze in on Kuro's dick. Kuro let out a gasp of excitement at this new found sensation, Chika continued on by pressing those soft and malleable orbs together on his length.

Tilting her head forward, she lightly sucked at the tip of his rod while still crushing the shaft between her mounds. In response the boy's hands landed on her hair and gripped tightly, but not unbearably so. Chika really enjoyed the face he was making and the rather cute sounds escaping from him. A smile adorned her face for a split second before she shut her eyes and pushed herself further down where the entirety of the tip was inside her mouth.

She suckled on it, her tongue circling around the tip slowly, tantalizingly. A salty taste grazed her taste buds as a bit of Kuro's pre-cum leaked out. Not really the greatest, but she knows she'll get used to it. This continued on for minutes until Chika realized that he was getting close to his limit and may burst. She was about to let that happen yet. As such, she ceased her breast job and removed her mouth from his member. Kuro protested with a disgruntled moan until he felt Chika's slender hands grab both of his. She guided his left hand to her right breast and his right hand to her nether regions.

It was smooth and completely drenched with both the shower water and her own arousal. Not a hint of pubic hair was to be seen. Slowly, his index and middle finger began making slight movements across her slit. Chika's light squeaks and shortness of breath let him know that he was doing something right. He had never even come close to touching a woman's private parts, so he was as much of an amateur as the Oracle herself was. Kuro leaned forward, slowly ensnaring her soft lips with his once again, causing her to melt to completely into his space. She slowly closed her eyes savoring the taste of his lips and raised her right hand to the back of his head.

Their lips curled together in a deliberately slow and succinct manner that eventually led to Chika prying open his mouth, letting her tongue slither inside. She moaned within his mouth as the hand clutching at her breast began to squeeze and move. He could feel her nipples harden beneath his palms, and with that came the desire to play with them. Gently, he started poking and prodding the pink colored tip, making the girl gasp and sigh. Meanwhile, Kuro slid his two digits past her folds, forcing her to buck her hips.

His fingers withdrew enough to the tip before burrowing back inside, Chika's eyes squeezed shut, Kuro continued sliding his finger in and out gradually picking up speed while continued to suck on her tongue. A couple more minutes was all it took for her to thrash about loudly moaning and bucking her hips against his hand coating it in her sweet honey. After a couple of seconds, she ceased climax just as Kuro detached his mouth from hers. She was breathing hard and wearing a sultry expression.

"Kuro… I can't wait anymore," Chika whispered as he ran his soiled hand under the shower water. It was a well-known fact that if someone calls Kuro by his birth name, then they meant whatever it was that they were saying to him. She followed up by placing her hands on the wall directly across from the door. Kuro felt his jaw drop when looking upon the green haired girl's supple buttocks accompanied with the view of her slightly quivering pussy presented to him. "Hurry… I want you inside me right now."

Kuro was not about to object in any way as he aligned his rod with her slicked folds. He made a move to cup Chika's breast, which she fully allowed and encouraged. She started to get impatient, though, as the few short seconds that Kuro was preparing himself to fuck her felt like hours to her.

To her delight, Kuro had the tip of his cock positioned between her legs, just touching her cavern. He probed it first by sliding it along her slit a few times, earning sounds of approval from her. When Chika felt him shortly enter, she gasped and pressed back, assisting him in his entry of her. Her pussy gripped his cock as he continued to push, and massaged its length until his pelvis pressed against her ass.

She let out a few groans of pain as he had successfully popped her cherry, claiming her as his woman. Kuro started tweaking her nipple and brought her into another deep kiss which she gratefully accepted as to keep her mind off of this pain. Eventually, said pain subsided and Chika gave him the cue to start moving. He pulled out, carefully as to not cause Chika any more discomfort, until just the tip was still inside before reinserting himself until his pelvis was against her ass again. Rinse and repeat as the Oracle let out a gasp, then a moan each time. Thus continued for a few more minutes until she turned her head to look at him with lustful crimson eyes.

"I'm fine now. You can… be rougher with me…"

Kuro's face was flush with intense pleasure as he continued hammering into her tight passage. The couple continued their love-making for several more minutes until the empty stall became filled with the sounds of running water and uncensored sex: slight rhythmic slapping sounds of flesh hitting flesh, and the wet sounds of Chika being penetrated, and their breathing, heavy and erratic, filled with pleasure and desire for release.

Kuro then shifted himself and lifted her leg with one hand and grabbed her breast with the other. Chika turned her body to the side and gripped his arm to ensure that she didn't fall. Resuming his thrusts, Kuro leaned forward and kissed Chika. She moaned into his mouth and the two had their tongues battle it out.

Her pussy had his dick in a vice grip, convulsing around him tightly upon every insertion. Kuro slammed his hips deep pounding his penis inside of her. Chika's mouth opened wide as her moans became louder and Kuro silenced her by sticking two fingers into her mouth. Never in a million years would Chika have imagined to be taken in such a naughty position, with a male no less. Kuro started to fondle her breasts again. She smiled back at him; "I didn't think you'd like breasts this much~"

He gave a breathy, yet embarrassed chucked; "Heheh… I guess I just… found the right pair…"

"You're really cute when you're honest, y'know?" Chika teased just as an insatiable knot of lust started to grow in her crotch which would only be remedied when he cums inside of her. But for now, she focused on his fondling and undulations. Her breathy moans became more frequent and prominent when he sped up once again. "Ooh! Just like that! Like that! You're gonna make me cum really soon!"

She cupped his cheek and continued to whisper; "Can't hold back… for much longer? It's… a safe day for me… so you can… cum… inside~"

Chika's pussy muscles frantically convulsed around Kuro's appendage, his head reeling back with a strained face as he finally reached his peak, emptying his load into her womb. The green haired girl ended up cumming alongside him, their bodily fluids conjoining before they finished their respective climaxes. Kuro pulled out of her, leaving globs of white goo to seep out.

In one last move of eroticism, Chika reached down to her leaking cunt and scooped up a bit of Kuro's cum and bringing it to her mouth. She grabbed his hand, intertwining their fingers, while staring directly into his eyes; "Y'know, before I met you, I never even considered dating a man before. They were all the same to me. But…"

She pecked his cheeks, then his lips; "I was wrong. I just needed to meet the right one. Now I know that all guys aren't so bad after all~"

A knocking on the stall door interrupted their moment together; "Hello? We're closing in ten minutes. Are you finished, yet?"

It was Kuro who answered; "U-uh, yeah! Just wrapping things up!"

"It looks like we took longer than we realized," he whispered just as the employee walked away.

"But it was time worth spending, right?"

"Heheh. True," Kuro didn't complain. Losing his virginity and gaining a girlfriend, what more could he want?! He got up, helping Chika to her feet as her legs were still a little wobbly. "So… is this a one-time thing, or…?"

"Oh, of course not! I'm not cruel," she lightly admonished him, giving him a bop on the head. "We'll just have to get a hotel room next time~"

"Aww, yeah!"

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Next Time: Flavors of Pudding (Kuro x Neptune)

Neptune: Finally!

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