A bitter Hillary Clinton may have finally just developed a plan that would fulfill her lifelong dream of wielding complete power while simultaneously granting her detractors their lifelong dream of being rid of her. The plan, apparently hatched in an interview with Now This News, envisions Hillary traveling to an alien planet, Earth 2, where she could rule the non-existent masses with impunity.

Unfortunately, this is not a joke...in an interview that starts with the 'Now This' anchor declaring that “people joke about Earth 2, where you are president" (a joke that literally no one has ever told), an awkward, giggling Hillary comments on everything from North Korea to gun control. Per The American Mirror:

On Earth 2’s North Korea, Clinton said she would have “full on diplomatic pressure” to solve the crisis with the portly dictator Kim Jong-un. Clinton said if she was in charge, she would be “putting as much money as it took into enforcing the laws we already have,” and added she would want “universal background checks.” After answering a question about the opioid crisis, a handler attempted to cut off the interview.

Meanwhile, despite efforts of the anchor to wrap the interview without discussing Russia, Clinton begs for a bonus question so she can once again tell us "What Happened" in 2016.

“You want one more? I’ll be short — one more. Because I like being on Earth 2." "We've got to get to the bottom of what happened in 2016." “If I had been president, or on Earth 2, where I am, I would have an independent commission with subpoena power because if we don't get to the bottom of it, it's going to keep happening. This is an ongoing threat." “I worry about ’18. I worry about 2020 because this is the first time we’ve even been attacked and not imposed any real consequences on our adversary,”

What would be happening right now if Hillary Clinton were president? pic.twitter.com/4Ss4RNyZtd — NowThis (@nowthisnews) November 19, 2017

Meanwhile, after repeatedly stoking the flames of the "Russiagate" investigation, Hillary once again reminds us that any efforts on the part of the DOJ to look into the Uranium One scandal would be nothing more than an "abuse of power" by a corrupt Trump DOJ.

Hillary Clinton on Trump investigation threat: 'abuse of power,' moves US from 'being a nation of laws' to one 'of men w/ political agendas' pic.twitter.com/8QrYpzjxgY — NowThis (@nowthisnews) November 16, 2017

Of course, we're not sure how Hillary defines "abuse of power," but we wonder whether sending your former President husband for a secretive meeting with the Attorney General on a Phoenix tarmac just days before you're set to be potentially indicted by the FBI would qualify as such behavior?