Al Emmo is single. He’s also forty-two. But he has a plan: marry a mail-order bride and prove he’s a real man! Are you ready?

Embark on an epic journey that will send our unlikely hero deep into the heart of the wild west in search of love and lost treasure said to contain inconceivable wealth! A stranger in town - a charming royal from Spain - competes for the object of Al’s affections. And a looming thousand-year-old Aztec curse is bound to keep him on his toes.

Brave a horde of desert perils including excessively equipped prairie dogs, an extremist termite exterminator, arrow-happy Indians, and a liquor SO potent, you won’t even remember your hangover!

Does Al have what it takes to be a cowboy? Does redemption lie within the haunted depths of the Lost Dutchman’s Mine? Is Al brave enough to enter? And will his parents even miss him? You decide!