“I get the gas, go back to the Volvo and fill it up and now I have to get the next audition, no time to go home and change clothes. And I get there and I probably said something like, ‘Listen, I know I shouldn’t be dressed like this but I had another audition and I just couldn’t get home in between.’ I was auditioning to play a nanny in a made-for-TV movie and I should have been in a gingham Laura Ashley dress for this. And instead I’m trying to cover the bottom of my (butt) cheeks because I was wearing short shorts and high plastic boots.