This is not a paid endorsement, but Pizza Pizza has the best pizza in Canada. But their site that allows you to order pizza online is way better than their pizza. Observe:



A few minutes after I placed my order, I receive a phone call. The funny thing is, the phone call wasn’t about the confusion in the order. They didn’t even know about that. It was because this was my first online order and they needed to confirm a few things.

Nice Lady on Phone: “Hi, this is Pizza Pizza calling. We’re confirming an order you sent.”

Me (aka the world’s finest super genius): “Yes.”

Nice Lady: “You live at {insert address here}, and it’s delivered to the front of the house?”

Me: “Yep.”

Ms. Pizza: “Okay, your order is for a Large pizza with New York pepperoni, ground beef, and pineapple, chili peppers on one half, and . . . okay, you have both thick and thin crust for left half. It can’t be both.”

Myself, trying to act like it was a mistake: “Oh. Sorry about that. Can you just make it thick crust for the whole pizza?”

Captain Cheerful: “Sure. And on the right half you have extra . . . . . . . . you have sauce on top, sauce on bottom, and no sauce…??”

At that point she laughed, which was kind of a relief because I was afraid they were going to spit on my pizza.

Well, any reaction is better than none, I guess. Next time maybe I’ll make it lightly done left half, well done right half, and hit the left half “chili peppers” button about thirty times. That should be fun.

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