Office Parkour Outing Goes Horribly Wrong

JOHANNESBURG – A corporate team-building exercise ended in tragedy after staff at Pretoria accounting firm Botha & Benade were taken on a high-rise parkour jaunt across Braamfontein yesterday. Police say 60-year old partner Flip Benade and 42-year old secretary Tienie van Wyk plummeted to their deaths after attempting to somersault onto a rooftop from a neighbouring building. Seven other staff members were seriously injured in related incidents. Police confirmed that a case of culpable homicide had been opened against Parkour Adventures proprietor and guide Ryan “Spaceman” Davidson, who faced similar charges in Brazil six years ago after two people died in a piranha cage diving mishap.