We have holidays for pie, talking like a pirate, opposites, tattoos, giving candy to children, putting away gift boxes, carpeting. Now while all these things are good and dandy, Bacon and Beer are left out. Yes, beer has those glorious two weeks at the end of September that people and frat boys all around the country raise a glass together. But what about the delicious crunchy goodness that is Bacon? It is a well known fact that bacon makes everything better, and that beer is affirmation that the almighty loves us and wants us to be happy (quote: Benjamin Franklin). Why is it that these two slices of the grandness of gastronomical delight must sit at the sidelines whilst turkeys and hams get all the appreciation.

I am not suggesting that one gorge themselves on these things on this day. That would be irresponsible. But rather look up some dishes that are built around bacon, learn more about beer. Try something new involving these things. It is a lack of knowledge and appreciation I seek to rectify. Let the 17th of every month be known as Bacon and Beer Day. And with that, I thank you for reading this, and I appreciate your signature.