For years the government has been hiding tiny people in cages, no more, we have to free the tiny people because all people deserve justice. They are all being kept in a secret military base where they are forced to run on little hamster wheels to generate the power for the governments secret bases. I say no more to these sins against man kind, tiny people are not all people are equal. So sign the petition, that way we can rise up against our evil lizard overlords and free the tiny people. Once the petition is signed I will personally march up to the presidents house, knock on his door and shout “NO MORE SHORT SLAVERY, FREE THE TINY PEOPLE!” Once he sees me he will run in fear knowing that I have the power to free the tiny people. If he does not free the tiny people once this is signed by all of you, we will rally, and storm Washington D.C. to free are fellow people, the tiny people. Once they are free we will set them loose in the world so they can live out their wildest dreams. We know the people in our governments are good people, so free the tiny people, please. To hear more of our movement follow us on Twitter @FreeTinyPeople.