Kathleen Dehmlow was an eighty-year-old woman for Minnesota who evidently led a long and complicated life – but she will go down in Internet history as the subject of the most brutal posthumous take down since Elton John didn’t even bother to write a new song for Princess Diana.

Her local newspaper, the Redwood Falls Gazette, published the scathing attack, which is printed below.

Let this be a reminder to be nice to your family, because they may have the final word on your legacy!

At least they didn’t kick her corpse around – we assume.