Yesterday Samira Wiley made everybody’s private parts explode with this announcement regarding her ass requiring warmth:



Wintertime comin. Bout time to get boo’d up. Keep my lil ass warm. ;) — Samira Wiley (@samirawiley) September 18, 2013

As if her public declaration regarding needing a special somebody wasn’t enough, today she followed up with a confession that she enjoys the world’s best processed food product, string cheese:

Hangin w/ @lvinnecour in village. Eatin string cheese. She makes me smile mucho. ;) — Samira Wiley (@samirawiley) September 19, 2013

WAIT DON’T CHANGE YOUR PANTS YET. I have some photographs which I feel will be useful as you sit at home pondering your qualifications for boo-dom. If you’d like to win honorary Boo’dom, I invite you to write a haiku for Samira Wiley in the comments or otherwise express your feelings. Just remember that there’s already a Big Boo and a Little Boo, which means you’ll have to be Medium Boo.