TEDDY TWO STROKES [Ted Scott] was caddieing for Paul Azinger and playing with us years ago when he picked up his nickname. There was a delicate little shot from off the green that was trickling past the pin and just about to come to rest when Teddy took the pin out. We got done with the round, and a tour official came up and said he needed to look at our shoes. He looked at my shoes and said, "Not yours." He looked at Teddy's and said, "Teddy, I think it's you." We're all baffled, and Zinger, who's pretty edgy anyway, is ready to go sideways because he knows something's about to happen, and it probably isn't good. It turns out that all you could see on TV was a caddie's shoes and the pin being pulled out just before the ball stopped. Some viewer who no doubt had been a hall monitor in grade school called in for a penalty. It was--two strokes. Zinger was even less happy when the official told him the rule probably would be changed soon, which it was. Teddy was devastated at the time but wound up christening himself Teddy Two Strokes. Embraced it.