The absurd March For Men has been and gone, and everything it promised to be – whiny, pathetic and sad – was quickly confirmed by those who were on the front lines. Organised by a woman (naturally), there were barely 150 men in attendance. Madison Griffiths from SBS’ The Feed turned up to observe it so ordinary people with healthy perspectives on life didn’t have to, and what she discovered was extremely revealing.

In the puddle of men proudly decked out in Make America Great Again hats and paraphernalia, Griffiths quickly ticked off the bingo card of Men’s Rights Activist complaints. There was the guy who moaned about how you can’t even say anything anymore without being shot down. There was the young bloke who identifies as a "centrist", and whose opportunities as a man have clearly been so diminished that all it required for him to be given a platform to speak at the event was to tell the organiser "what he was about".

There was the super scary guy who’s angry that women can "suck my dick a couple of times, we get a divorce and she gets half", and who openly states he hates "a lot of" women. He ends his rant by saying "don’t tell me what to do - unless you want to go home in a body bag".

But the one who fascinates me the most is Olli, who argues that people shouldn’t be afraid of his dog just because they’ve had a bad experience with a dog and then manages somehow to show how this is analogous to how men are being treated today. Yes, Olli did really manage to bring #notalldogs to the table.