Shepard deserved more. I deserved more. Everyone who played that game for the story deserved more. Dragon Age 2 was a goddamn happy-choicey-funfest full of rainbows and sunshine compared to this. To anyone who hasn’t bought Mass Effect 3 yet: don’t do it. Try and get your money back. This atrocity of a finale will rip your heart out, wring it out, roll it about in ashes, then suck what life is left from it when you realize that you spent SIX HUNDRED FUCKING HOURS OVER SIX FUCKING YEARS on a goddamn game that had an ending so terrible it ruined and invalidated every single second of that time. Go suck a bag of dicks Bioware. Be more satisfying than your goddamned POS trilogy.

That is all.