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00:00 - 00:03 We have been holding back the Dronewalker entosis fleets

00:04 - 00:05 Here in Oasa and Perrigen Falls

00:05 - 00:07 And they are attempting to hold sov in Tenal

00:08 - 00:12 We have been harassing their ratters and miners

00:12 - 00:15 and blopsing everything in sight

00:17 - 00:19 Good with Dronewalkers busy...

00:19 - 00:21 we can entosis all of Vale

00:24 - 00:26 UaxDeath

00:27 - 00:28 ...Test...

00:31 - 00:33 Test just turbodunked our Mach and carrier/FAX fleet

00:34 - 00:36 we lost 90b to tech 1 Maelstroms, they lost 3b

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone not secretly fighting for Mittens leave this room

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

01:15 - 01:17 HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE A FLEET TO TEST?!

01:18 - 01:23 and to fucking Maels at that!

01:25 - 01:28 I'm beginning to regret siding with Mittens.

01:29 - 01:31 I bet the Dronewalkers are just eating this shit up

01:31 - 01:34 Now everyone in Eve is going to drop the hammer.

01:34 - 01:37 because our killboards are now more red than a soviet flag

01:37 - 01:40 And everyone will want 90b kill reports!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, they were alphing our machs off the field

01:42 - 01:46 Because they were shitfit with no gyros!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, our FC was so drunk on vodka he forgot to tell them to fit gyros

01:48 - 01:52 I honestly give less of a fuck then mittens does about Fcon.

01:53 - 01:54 How hard is it to take abandoned sov?!

01:56 - 01:57 And why the fuck did we hotdrop capitals?

01:57 - 02:00 Its not like FAXs can counter...

02:00 - 02:03 ...Ships getting alpha'd in one volley!

02:04 - 02:08 and fighter wings are useless against their svipul support

02:08 - 02:13 I bet our caps only lasted 5 milliseconds...

02:14 - 02:16 And why are there no MJDs on our Machs?!!

02:17 - 02:21 I'm going to pod our FC myself!!!

02:27 - 02:29 I cannot believe my rental empire is crumbling

02:30 - 02:34 to a bunch of autistic DW and Test entosis pilots.

02:34 - 02:36 We cant even entosis Alts without getting jammed by griffins every second

02:41 - 02:42 Those fucking griffins.

02:43 - 02:47 And Why is Infinity space feeding everyone phantasm entosis kills?

02:48 - 02:53 Its like we just suck at Fozziesov

02:54 - 02:56 I miss the good old days

02:56 - 02:59 back then you could drop supercaps

03:00 - 03:02 and didn't have to worry about spaceaids, or entosis links.

03:04 - 03:07 Its okay. Dreddit is recuiting.

03:14 - 03:16 Well this looks like the end.

03:19 - 03:23 We should have joined the MBC for free

03:25 - 03:26 But we were greedy and took mitten's money

03:31 - 03:33 now we are going to get steamrolled

03:40 - 03:46 well...start evacing vale bois

03:46 - 03:49 Cause you know test is going to rapecage us every chance they get