Aug. 8, 2012 by eggsauce I wish I knew. I usually give them an update on their gift later on in the year.

Today I received the best gift I could have possibly received! My Secret Santa noticed that I liked * Food * Computers * Things from faraway places And had a brilliant Idea and shipped me a tablet even Apple would be envious of. This tablet features *2.1 G of protein *A whopping 1895 kJ of energy *and it even weighs slim 150g, making it the lightest tablet on the market today. It even won the great taste gold award for 2011.

But my secret Santa wasn't finished, they even included a new piece of hardware from Intel. Code named "Caramel" it features Intel's patented Wafer Biscuit technology and harnesses the fast unbelievably delicious calorie transfer rate of real milk chocolate.

Thank you for these wonderful gifts Santa, it really made my summer. But I have to warn other potential buyers of the Intel "Caramel" chip that it has a out of box lifespan of next to 0. :D This review is meant as a spoof, I really do like my gift!