Elijah: Hurray! We’re back with the Trails Legacy!

Finn: No, not the overseer again!

Hey buddy, I’m right here.

Finn: Whatever.

Cece: Aww, look! It’s brotherly bonding!

Yeah!

Cece: Looks like Finn was worried about nothing!

I guess so.

Hey, it’s Jules!

Cece: Yeah… he’s been wearing his speedo around the house lately.

Aww, you love him so much!

Cece: Well, he isn’t dead yet!

…

Cece: Joking!

Cece: Take that Finn! We’re kicking your butt!

Finn: The only thing you’re good at is cooking and wasting grandma’s money.

Burn.

Cece: Shut it!

Elijah: Finn, let’s focus on fun.

Finn: Fine.

Cece: Good Finn. He’s so sassy!

*clears throat* You and your siblings are called the Sass Squad. Trust me, I’ve seen the sass pass through your genes.

Cece: Whatever.

See?

Cece: Hey-

Sh!

While Cece was getting some adorable photos taken…

Cece: NOOOOOOO-

These two were flirting it up.

Cece: His little doll thing?

Yes.

Cece: Yes! When they get out of the house I’ll kill two birds with one stone!

…

Cece: Oh right, the killing jokes are still off limits.

Whatever, they’re still cute together.

Cece: NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM!

Oops, I forgot!

Here’s Cece singing a song for Jules.

Jules loved it.

Cece: But of course!

I guess he didn’t mind the awful accent.

The next morning was photogenic…

Well, except for Glenn.

Cece: Of course the perfectionist of the family gets the awful looking least photogenic child.

Finn: That is pretty funny.

Cece: Hey, look who has the best mood today!

Well actually…

Elijah might win that contest.

Cece: Why?

He’s off to university!

Cece: Woo!

This is the last you’ll be hearing from Cece for the time being. We’ll hear from Elijah while he’s at university! I bet she’s disappointed.

Cece: WOOOO. VACATION!

I guess not.

What’s wrong Elijah?

Elijah: There’s only men here…

Don’t worry, that’ll change. For now…

You might as well take some selfies.

Elijah: Why not?

Elijah: Now that’s more like it.

What, the black haired girl?

Elijah: Ugh, no. I’m looking to lose my virginity. I’m not looking for a lifelong partner.

*groans* I forgot about that.

Let’s make you a guy friend that won’t hit on you.

Elijah: WOO!

I don’t remember his name at the moment.

It seems things are going great!

Elijah: Yeah, but…

But what?

Elijah: I have to go to a party!

Who is throwing the party?

Elijah: This girl, Samantha Grey.

Do you even know her?

Elijah: Nope!

Perfect!

Elijah: Calm down.

Hey look, it’s your friend.

Elijah: Whatever.

What are you doing?

Elijah: Oh, it’s a dare.

A dare to do what?

Elijah: To call this guy’s mother a llama.

Hmm… he looks offended. I might as well get him away from you before punches get thrown. Now where did you go…?

Elijah: Hey baby, your stink trail just lures me in…

I almost forgot your purpose in being here…

After some more selfies…

and a little bit more flirting-

He went in for the kiss.

Elijah: *mumbles something unintelligible*

Surprisingly, she accepted.

Elijah: BOO-YA!

Guy that hates Elijah: Of course all the jerks get the girls…

Anyways, what a successful first night!

Elijah: Thanks for reading… I guess?