Glitter is, after all, the herpes of craft supplies. I got my gifts today from my awesome secret santa. Sadly I was gone all day so I had to wait in anticipation for my gifts even longer, by my SS did not disappoint.

First thank you to my SS, I do not know if I should put your reedit name on here, I don't know how you feel about privacy but if you want extra credit let me know and I will put your name up.

Second I am truly sorry for my bad photos, I do not own a camera, so I had to use my phone because I wanted everyone to see.

First I opened the box after cutting myself ONLY ONCE, then I notices all the very wonderfully wrapped gifts, little did I know the true evil that lay within.

I noticed after picking up the first package that the presents were in fact booby trapped with some sort of glitter encrusted ribbons. But I had to get pictures so my SS could get the credit they so rightfully deserve. I carefully put the presents on the ground and took my pictures. IT only spread a little, IT wasn't too messy. Surly I could open…just one…

there was a small brown package with very little of IT on it, so I opened that first. It turned out to be some lovely shaving butter with a recipe and list of ingredients, ( A HOME MADE GIFT ?? SS you sly sly dog )

That present spread little of IT, but was I greedy enough to go for more….

So the second gift I opened was Season One of Bullshit which is my favorite show and of which I owned ZERO of the DVDs ( SS hits with 100% accuracy !! Finding a perfect gift from my interests. )

But this gift did not come without a price. IT began to spread, IT was all over my hands, spreading to the flood, getting on my phone, oh got the humanity…

But I pressed on..

The second gift I opened was a book on lucid dreaming! Of which I own ZERO books and this particular one looked great and I cannot wait to read it, but wait… this was not in my profile interests… this means that my SS actually LOOKED AT MY REDDIT ACCOUNT AND LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT ME! ( SS is going for the Gold folks )

By now IT is everyone, IT is getting into my cut, getting all over my hands and the carpet, but there is still one more gift to open, and I decide to go for broke ( I don't know if I am using that phrase correctly )

And what should I find but a toy from one of my favorite shows. First I see it is a toy. Sweetness! Then I see it is a car. No way! Then I see it even makes sounds!

Now you just get the fuck right outa town.

There is no going back at this point, no matter how much I tried to contain it my room with now probably always have glitter in it, it is infused in the carpet. I am sure to be finding it weeks from now in places I will not expect. Sure I received the best Secret Santa gifts anyone could hope for, and sure my SS should probably get a medal. But at what cost people. At what GLITTER COST !

DISCLAIMER: Again I am sorry for the poor picture quality. I love all my gifts and want to sincerely thank my Secret Santa, I want you to know that your kindness made my holiday season a lot better. I was just kidding about the glitter thing, your wrapping was lovely and greatly appreciated