The Tale of Bill Cipher Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Ford, Soos, Melody, Wendy, Gideon, Pacifica, Old Man McGucket, Candy, Grenda, and Marius were all chained to the wall. Bill had floated into the room. "It's time. Time to tell my story." said Bill. "Like I said before, we aren't interested." said Pacifica as she rolled her eyes. "Your boyfriend Pine Tree is interested. He's wanted answers for a long time." said Bill. "Yes, I have." said Dipper. "Just get on with it Cipher!" said Ford. "Very well. Many eons ago, I was born in the second dimension to my parents, Morticia Cipher and Adam Cipher. My parents did very weird things to each other. They got pleasure from pain. My father was captain of Coriolanus' guards. I had a brother named Jerry. He was my big brother. I looked up to him. Anyways, the dimension we lived in was ruled by Lord Coriolanus Circlemond and the circles. He created our dimension. Anyways the circles were elite. They were better than us in every way. We were told to never question their rule. Doing so would be punishable by death. I never did question anything nor did I know about any of this. I've watched many executions happen. I've watched many shapes die during what you humans would call my childhood. Everything was fine even though we were all in denial about the way we lived our lives until one fateful day. The day my brother found out he was an irregular. Irregulars were defective shapes in our society. They'd be sentenced to death if they failed the inspection test when they were born. They were social outcasts. To befriend them would mean being sentenced to death. They were to be experimented on when they were older if they passed the inspection test when they were born. I never knew what happened to those who couldn't be fixed by the experiments and I never questioned any of this until one fateful day. At that time, I was what you humans consider thirteen. That's when I started questioning things and that's when I became obsessed with weirdness. My brother was what you humans consider sixteen at the time. I was walking on the street and I saw my brother crying. I asked him what was wrong." said Bill as he showed a projection of a flashback.

Bill had found Jerry crying in a dark alley. "Jerry, what's wrong?" asked Bill sympathetically. "Leave me alone Bill." said Jerry angrily. "Jerry, just tell me what's wrong." said Bill worriedly. "I said leave me ALONE! You wouldn't know!" said Jerry. "I do. I've never questioned why irregulars get treated this way but now I want to question it." said Bill. "Be quiet! You could be killed!" said Jerry. "No, I want to know." said Bill. "I said be quiet!" said Jerry. "I want answers. Why is society like this? Why are irregulars bullied? Why can't we talk about the third dimension? Why can't we say above? What is weirdness? What is a dimension?" asked Bill. "You're going to get us both killed!" said Jerry angrily. "I've always wondered about weirdness. Our parents are weird. They're into pain." said Bill. "You'll understand when you're older." said Jerry. "But I want to understand now!" said Bill. "Hush now Billy." said Jerry. "I want the truth!" yelled Bill. "Fine. The world we live in is very harsh and cruel. We are ruled by the most evil being in existence. Lord Coriolanus Circlemond. There is a caste system in this world. Us irregulars are considered defective as you know. At this age, we are experimented on. If we cannot be fixed by those experiments, we die. Lines are the lowest of the low. They're servants. Triangles are soldiers. They are our military. They are our police. They are our technicians. They are guards and they are also lower-class workers. Squares are doctors, lawyers, teachers, and middle-class workers. Pentagons, Hexagons, Octagons, and Stars are aristocrats. They're high-class. The circles are elite. They're our bosses. Then there is Lord Coriolanus Circlemond, the most evil being in all of existence. He's conquered this entire dimension. He's been planning on taking over the entire multiverse for eons. He's killed innocent lifeforms for his sadistic plans. There is nothing we can do to stop him though." said Jerry. Bill then sensed someone watched them. He turned around to find a blue square with one eye watching them. It was Kryptos. "Hey, what are you staring at?!" asked Bill. "Bill is that you?" asked Kryptos. "Yes, it's me. Now answer my question." said Bill. "Sorry, I didn't mean to disturb you. I was just so moved by what your brother said. I recognize you from school. My name is Kryptos." said Kryptos. "Ah yes, Kryptos!" said Bill. "Anyways, I'd like to be friends. You're so smart!" said Kryptos. "But it's against the rules for us to be friends. You can't mingle with the lower-class." said Bill. "Pfft, who cares about the rules? I sure don't. We both love causing chaos after all!" said Kryptos. "True." said Bill as he chuckled. The triangular guards then arrived to take Jerry. Bill's parents, Adam and Morticia stepped out. "Jerry, come!" yelled Adam. Jerry did as he was told. Bill followed him. "Adam please! There must be something you can do!" pleaded Morticia. "Our son has always been a disgrace to our family name. I have no love for him. Perhaps this inspection will fix him. If not, he will die. I am very honored and proud to serve our lord." said Adam. The guards then went over to Jerry and grabbed him. "I'm so sorry that I came out wrong. Be good, Bill." cried Jerry as they dragged him. "Please, don't do this!" cried Bill. "Can it, Bill!" yelled Adam as he had Morticia hold Bill back. The triangles then took Jerry away. Hours later, the inspection was done. Jerry had failed the inspection. He was going to be sentenced to death. The family arrived to witness his execution. Jerry was put on a platform. The triangles were standing guard. Many shapes were there. A circle judge was there. "Today we are here to witness the execution of a mistake. The irregular Jerry Cipher. He was born an irregular and could not be fixed by the inspection. Those who cannot fit into our order must be destroyed! We do not strive for perfection but we cannot have mistakes rise against us." said the Judge as he snapped his fingers. The guards got ready to start the machine. "Wait, our lord wants Adam Cipher, captain of the guards to do it." said the Judge. Adam got up and went to the stand. "Dad please! Please don't do this!" pleaded Jerry. "Any last words?" asked the Judge. "Yes. I do have some last words. They are about our horrible wicked leader, Lord Coriolanus Circlemond. Our leader has brought nothing but tyranny to this world. He is the most vile being in all of existence. Dad, you're a disgrace of a father. You're a horrible father. This society is horrible and disgusting. Not everything has to be perfect. In fact, this society isn't perfect at all. It's flawed. Our leader is evil and corrupt. He's using us all for his benefit to expand his tyranny across the multiverse. We're nothing but puppets and mindless slaves to him. The circles have been lying to us. They've been oppressing us. There are more worlds out there in the multiverse with an above direction with three-dimensional beings. The third dimension exists. It's time we stand up and defy the Circles! Us irregulars are going to die anyway if we don't pass the inspection test. When they kill us, we might as well die fighting. We die with honor! Make life worth something!" yelled Jerry. "That's ENOUGH! Kill him!" shouted the Judge. Adam hesitated but then remembered his loyalty to Lord Coriolanus Circlemond was stronger than his emotions. He pulled the lever to activate the killing machine. Jerry was torn to shreds in an instant. Bill and Morticia held back their tears. Adam took them home. They got inside the house. Once inside, Bill punched his father. "YOU LET THEM TAKE JERRY AWAY!" cried Bill as he punched his father a second time. "BILL CIPHER! THAT IS ENOUGH, YOUNG FELLOW!" yelled Adam. "NO IT'S NOT, YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! YOUR OWN SON BECAUSE YOU'RE LOYAL TO THAT DUMB TYRANNICAL CIRCLE! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEAT ME IN HIS NAME WHENEVER I QUESTIONED THE LAWS AS A CHILD! YOU DID THE SAME TO JERRY!" yelled Bill. "Calm down son." said Morticia. "NO! I WON'T! I WILL NEVER BE LOYAL TO THAT ROUND JERK! NEVER WILL I SERVE THAT MONSTER! YOU MIGHT AS WELL KILL ME TOO BECAUSE I WILL NEVER SERVE THAT ROUND POMPOUS TYRANT! NEVER!" cried Bill. "Please stop!" yelled Morticia. "I think it's time I give him a beating he will never forget. I haven't done this since he was a child when he used to question the laws. But now he's questioning everything again and refusing to serve our great lord when he becomes an adult." said Adam. "I will never serve him. No matter what you do!" yelled Bill. "Bill please, listen to your father. He is wise and I don't want to see you get hurt." cried Morticia. "Stop defending him. All he's ever done is hurt us! It ends today!" declared Bill. "Is that so?" asked Adam. "You hear me you old fool, you won't hurt any of us ever again!" promised Bill. "Son, it is high time that you understand that there are consequences for your actions." said Adam as he grabbed a baton. He was about to strike Bill but Morticia got in the way and took the blow. Bill snuck away while this was happening and watched. "I won't let you hit our son ever again!" declared Morticia. "How dare you defy me!" yelled Adam as he raised his baton at her. He was about to strike her when Bill came running at him with a spear. Adam pushed Morticia in the way to avoid death. She was slowly dying from being stabbed. "Mom, I'm so sorry!" cried Bill. "I love you, son." said Morticia as she died. "You killed her, you monster." cried Bill as he lunged at his father and killed him with his own spear. Meanwhile in present day, Bill paused the flashback. Everyone in the room was shocked by what they had seen. "Bill, I don't know what to say." said Ford. "You almost seemed human in the memory you were showing us." said Dipper. "Pine Tree, don't get your hopes up. I was an idiot back then. I was a loser. I was weak." said Bill. "It's okay to have emotions, Bill." said Ford. "Don't feel bad for me yet, Sixer. Like I just said, I was weak back then." said Ford. "Bill, I'm so sorry." said Mabel. "Don't try to redeem me, Shooting Star. It'll never work but it's cute to watch you try." said Bill. "So what happened afterwards?" asked Dipper. "I saw Kryptos watching the entire thing on the streets. He was there the whole time. I took my father's spear and went out of the house. I was going to kill the circles or die trying." said Bill.

Kryptos had seen Bill kill his parents. He saw Bill approaching with a spear. "Bill, I saw everything. I'm so sorry." said Kryptos. "Don't be, my father was a monster. He deserved to die." said Bill. "I know. I'm sorry about your mother and brother. I wish there was something I could do to help." said Kryptos. "There is. Remember my brother's speech at his execution about standing up to the circles?" asked Bill. "Yeah why?" asked Kryptos. "I was thinking we start a rebellion and free everyone from the tyranny of Lord Coriolanus Circlemond." said Bill. "No, we can't. If we do, we will be killed." said Kryptos. "We must find Tad. He'll know what to do." said Bill. "You're insane. You do realize that right?" asked Kryptos. "Sure I do! Your point?" asked Bill. "We'll never be able to find Tad. We don't even know where he is. He's been in hiding all these years." said Kryptos. "Actually I've been watching over Bill all these years." said a voice. The voice belonged to a purple square with a bowler hat and tie. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tad. The only one to ever have stood against Coriolanus and all that he stands for. I am the one that discovered the third dimension. The great benevolent Axolotl showed me it. It was beautiful. He inspired me to spread the word to others and so I did. Coriolanus was furious and so he killed my wife and daughter as punishment. To him, death was too merciful for me after what I had done. For he was paranoid that I would be revived by the great Axolotl, so he killed my loved ones. You however are destined to destroy Coriolanus Circlemond and to end his tyranny." said Tad. "Me? What can I do?" asked Bill. "You are destined to be a great hero. A leader of a rebellion against the Circles." said Tad. "I suppose you're right." said Bill. "You're crazy! We'll all be killed!" cried Kryptos. "Then we better make our lives worth something." said Bill. One day in the town square, Tad decided to return and show himself to the public. The aristocracy was furious along with some circles and triangular loyalists. He announced that there was going to be a rebellion but he would not be leading it. The circles brushed it off as nothing. For they thought they were invincible. Throughout the years, Bill and Kryptos were on the run and they had met many friends and comrades. The war had begun. Countless battles were fought. Many shapes got inspired by Bill. For he was the great hero and leader of the rebellion. Everyone throughout the multiverse had hope that Bill would end the tyrannical reign of the villainous Lord Coriolanus Circlemond. The Axolotl himself even noticed Bill. Thousands of years have went by and many more battles were fought. Tons of battles occurred between Bill and Coriolanus himself however Bill could no longer handle it and wasn't strong enough to defeat him. So he begged the Axolotl to be taken the third dimension with his friends to find a way to defeat Coriolanus. He said it was impossible. Bill got enraged and threw a fit. The Axolotl had Bill Cipher sent to Time Baby who put him in time prison for a brief amount of time to stop him from going insane. He had almost caused a time paradox trying to access the third dimension. While he was in prison, he met some interdimensional criminals such as 8-Ball, Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Pyronica, and Paci-Fire. They had become such great friends that they couldn't bare to kill each other in Globnar which would release them. They convinced Time Baby to let them be a team. They all had agreed that Bill should get the time wish. They had met Zanthar during the Globnar games as a creature of Time Baby's. Bill had won the game and gotten the time wish. "Congratulations, Bill Cipher. You have won the time wish. What do you wish to do with it?" asked Time Baby. "Wait, can my friends stay with me? We won the game together against other teams." said Bill. "Very well." said Time Baby. "Can we keep Zanthar please?" begged Pyronica. "Alright fine." said Time Baby. "Yay!" said Pyronica with glee. "Now for your time wish, what shall it be Cipher?" asked Time Baby. "I want power! I want knowledge! I want immortality! I want it all! I want to use it to help the multiverse! To bring peace! I want to be able to destroy Coriolanus Circlemond and save the multiverse from his tyrannical reign!" said Bill as he touched the orb. Power and energy surged through Bill. He was truly all powerful now. All his friends witnessed his transformation. He now had a top hat and a bow-tie. "I look great to take on an evil tyrannical baby." said Bill. "What?!" asked Time Baby angrily as he didn't see Bill coming at him with a punch. It threw him back. He wailed and cried. "That's for dropping me flat on my eye multiple times!" said Bill. The Time Police tried to shoot Bill but they got knocked back from a wave of Bill's hand. "You cheated!" said Time Baby angrily as he got up. "Guess what big guy, you're a tyrant. Tyrants don't get to win. I'll eliminate every tyrant in the multiverse and bring about peace and freedom in the process! Nobody will have to fear anything anymore. I'm the new protector of the multiverse." said Bill as he teleported him and his friends to the second dimension. Kryptos saw Bill and the others. "Bill, you're back! Where have you been?" asked Kryptos. "It's a long story and I'll tell you later." said Bill. "Alright today is the day of the final battle. Today we are ending the circles. We can do it now that our leader is back." said Kryptos. "Yes and my new friends are going to help." said Bill. Lord Coriolanus Circlemond's armies were advancing towards them. Pyronica, Paci-Fire, and 8-Ball made quick work of killing them. Kryptos found several irregular experiments that were fused together. He was particularly interested in the one that would be known as Amorphous Shape one day. He freed her from her cell. Bill used his new powers to destroy the guards guarding the palace. The council of circles tried to go against Bill and his forces but it was no use. Bill and his armies stormed into the castle and into Lord Coriolanus Circlemond's throne room. Lord Coriolanus Circlemond was there waiting. "Ah welcome. I've been waiting a long time for this moment, Bill Cipher." said Coriolanus. "The day is here. The day has come for me to destroy you once and for all and save everyone from your tyranny." said Bill. "You really think you can do that?" asked Coriolanus. "Enough games. This ends now." said Bill as he used his powers to fling Coriolanus around the room. "Ah, you have powers now. Guess that time wish did you good after all." said Coriolanus. "How do you know about the time wish?" asked Bill. "I know everything." said Coriolanus as he launched himself at Bill with his sword. Bill summoned a sword and they clashed. He blasted Coriolanus with a blue fireball. He recovered quickly and knocked Bill across the room with a wave of his hand. The two launched eye lasers at each other. It was truly a sight to see as the lasers clashed. The fighting went on for several minutes. Bill ended up getting the upper hand. Little did he know that Coriolanus let him win. He was on his knees now as Bill was hovering over him. "It's over Coriolanus. Your reign is over. I'm going to kill you and avenge my brother and everyone else you've had killed. Your life is over. It's done. You're finished. I'll be known as a great hero for ending you. I'm freeing this dimension from you." said Bill. "Yes, it is over. I am defeated. But why stop there? Why stop at freeing this dimension and killing me? Why stop now when you have all this power to do whatever you want?" asked Coriolanus. "Bill, don't listen to him." said Kryptos. "Shut it, Kryptos. Don't be a wimp. This is very interesting." said 8-Ball. "Kryptos please, I want to hear what he has to say." said Bill. "Alright then." said Kryptos. "So you were saying Coriolanus?" asked Bill. "What I was saying Bill is that you now have infinite knowledge and power. You managed to beat me, the most evil being in the multiverse. You do not realize what you can do what your powers. Aren't you tired of being the good one? Aren't you tired of being a joke? Aren't you tired of being weak?" asked Coriolanus. "I was never weak." said Bill. "Ah but you were. All your life you have always felt weak. You've always made things worse for those around. That's what you do. I make things better." said Coriolanus. "Bill, do not listen to him. You are the great hero that is going to end his existence. You are going to defeat him. You can do this." said Tad. "They're trying to take away your potential. They're scared of you now. They don't realize your potential but I do. You've always wondered about the weirdness and the darkness. You've always longed for power and knowledge. It is better to be feared than respected." said Coriolanus. "Don't listen to him! He's just trying to mess with you." said Tad as he ran in to get Bill away from Coriolanus. Bill froze Tad where he stood. "Perhaps you're right. After all, I took on that dumb baby and walked away unharmed. I have all the knowledge and power in the multiverse. I can explore dimensions. I can take over this entire dimension. I can bring about weirdness. I've always wanted to experience the weird along with the darkness." said Bill as he manically laughed. "That's the spirit." said Coriolanus. Bill then restored his strength. "Bill what are you doing?" asked Kryptos. "Doing what I've truly wanted to do. I've just never realized it until this brainiac told me. He knows me better than I know myself. The guys I've met when I was in prison taught me about the chaos and the weirdness. They've wanted me to explore that side of me and now I will." said Bill. The others cheered. Kryptos and Tad were terrified. "Bill, he killed your brother!" said Kryptos. "That's just it though. He can be forgiven now that I can bring him back along with dear old mom. Coriolanus has showed me a whole new world of possibilities. Evil suits me well." said Bill. "I guess you're right." said Kryptos. "Now we must start over and destroy this dimension." said Coriolanus. "You're mad! Bill you traitor!" yelled Tad. "Please, I don't want to be a hero. That's for weaklings. Coriolanus has showed me the true way of existence and it's beautiful." said Bill as he laughed maniacally. He then used his powers to remove the good part of him. "I feel excellent now." said Bill. The good part of him looked on in terror. "You're insane. This is not what was meant to happen." said Good Bill. "No more mister good guy, buddy. You've always held me back." said Bill as he killed the good part of him with his green laser. "Tad, you really are a square. An objectively stupid shape." said Bill. "Bill, this is madness." said Tad. "You all have limited minds and are incapable of comprehending things. That's the thing about you weaker shapes." said Bill. Coriolanus then opened a portal and Bill sent Tad through it. "That takes care of that." said Bill. "Time to end this. I know another dimension where my shapes can be." said Coriolanus as he snapped his fingers and half the shapes in the dimension were teleported to the new dimension. "Time for me to go to my new dimension. Do with this world what you please." said Coriolanus as he teleported himself. Bill then set the world ablaze on fire. Several innocent shapes burned and died. Bill maniacally laughed as he opened up a portal which him and his friends entered. They were in the Nightmare Realm. A place of weirdness and chaos. Bill loved it when he saw it. He decided to rule over the dimension. It was that day that his friends became his henchmaniacs. As punishment for his actions, the Axolotl trapped him in the Nightmare Realm. His name became feared across the multiverse as he committed numerous crimes. The rest is history and everyone knows about. The memory ended and everyone was shocked by the end of it. "Bill, I'm at a loss for words even more so now than ever before." said Ford. "That was a real horror show but I can kind of relate to being a loser and to being weak." said Grunkle Stan. "Bill, I understand. After everything you've been through, you must be in a lot of pain. But you can change." said Mabel. "Ha! Pain is hilarious! I find it amusing!" said Bill. "Drop the act. The good part of you is still in there. You think you destroyed it but you haven't. There's always a second chance." said Mabel. "Mabel are you kidding me? This is Bill Cipher we're talking about!" said Dipper. "You should listen to your brother, Shooting Star." said Bill. Kryptos then came out of hiding. He was watching the whole time. "Kryptos, what are you doing here?" asked Bill. "I wanted to see the memories. When I saw them, it made me realize that this isn't right. None of this is right. You've become the very thing you sought to destroy. You're blinded by your own ego that you can't even see it." said Kryptos. He then used his powers to remove the chains of everyone. "How dare you! You traitor!" yelled Bill as he tried to blast Kryptos. Ford then took out his portal gun and everyone went through it including Kryptos. Bill however could not. *Scene cuts to an unknown dimension.* Dipper, Mabel, Grunkle Stan, Ford, Soos, Melody, Wendy, Pacifica, Gideon, Old Man McGucket, Candy, Grenda, Marius, and Kryptos arrived at an unknown dimension. It was the home dimension of the Axolotl. Jheselbraum and the Axolotl arrived to greet them. "Welcome, I've been expecting all of you." said the Axolotl.