This is a collection of stupid quotes from singer John Mayer, from his sex life with Jessica Simpson to his self pleasure rituals. We all know that John Mayer is a giant loser, but he still can't seem to keep his mouth in check (especially in a recent Playboy interview), and eventually someone is going to try and wash it out with a bag of Summer's Eve.

It's not only us, other girls (Taylor Swift, ahem) also view him as the ultimate jerk. Sure, his love songs are beautiful, but does that make up for the fact that he is a jerk in almost ever other area of life? No. After you read these terrible, annoying, sometimes even racially insensitive quotes, you'll want to punch the guy right in his stupid singing face.