Haha. You didn't put much thought behind this, did you?

Evolution DID give us fur. It also gave us a tail, but we no longer have that, either. (You can see the stump in an x-ray if you're curious.)

Humans wear clothing because we have what is known as vestigial fur. You know that little bit of hair on your back, or chest? That used to be a coat of fur.

We wear clothes not because some mythical story has us eating apples and wearing fig leaves. That's patently silly.

We wear clothes because without them we would be cold, exposed to the elements, and our feet would hurt. Clothes are practical.

As for your additional details, no, I wouldn't walk around naked if it were legal, because I would be cold.

Silly fundamentalists.