Do I really need to say what this looks like? Andrew Yang supporters actually got on their knees. At which point Yang actually filled their mouths with whipped cream. Before someone with sense and an understanding of how the internet works, intervened when it was actually too late.

"That's a full-service presidential candidate!"

Watch it again and pay attention to the face of the security guard at right. He, like you, knows exactly what this looks like.

If you're a sweet, innocent person who's first day on the internet is right now, you may not know what this looks like. I'll give you some hints, but I'm not going to come right out and say it. A word in that last sentence was almost spelled differently. Okay, here's your hint: What is waist-high, kind of long and cylindrical and emits... stuff?

Not the best optics there, Yang. But thanks for making all our mornings a little less stiff. It's nice to rise and shine to news which isn't fully erect with seriousness.

Remember, in addition to buying back your cars and maybe regulating your meat, Andrew is willing to put some of his stuff in your mouth and calling it full service.

But according to the Democrats, Trump is the real dick.

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