Kim Jong Un does not have teen sex slaves who feed him caviar because he is CGI and does not exist, defector claims Tony Lice Follow Sep 22, 2017 · 5 min read

A North Korean defector has told of North Korea’s advanced high end production studio used to create the edited videos that insert Kim Jong Un into all state videos.

Yon Jam Nan, 26, is the daughter of a high-ranking soldier from South North Korea and a member of the brutal regime’s inner circle.

But when her father, Col. Yeon Wui Lim, 51, passed away, she and her family decided to flee the country in 2014.

Now in South Korea, Yon Jam Nam has spoken of what life was like inside the secretive rogue state.

She told the South Korean Secret Police she saw “terrible things” in her home despite her family’s relative privilege.

But she claimed that some of the recent stories were not true.

“I hear these stories about Kim Jong Un having teen sex slaves that feed him caviar, this is simply a lie. I know this because Kim Jong Un literally does not exist; he is CGI. Kim Jong Il never had a child, which was a problem. The parliament found that the title of ‘Supreme Leader’ wasn’t actually necessary, so after a 70% majority vote they decided to edit all news videos to include Kim Jong Un, whose looks were based off Kim Jong Il.”

She said officials guarded this secret extremely well.

“The last person who attempted to leak this information was tied to an ICBM during a missile test and launched into orbit”

The escapee also said that the claim from Hee Yeon Lim that people would disappear if they leaked secrets were bogus.

“This is another complete lie by a serial liar. They do not ‘disappear’ and are not hidden from view. Every major execution is streamed live on Korea’s national television, of which there are only negative 3 channels running.”

Yon Jam Nam— who has not met Kim Jong Un, because he is CGI— also told us the details of another graphic execution by Kim Jong Un, who she stressed is CGI.

“A lower member who thought Kim Jong Un was a real person threatened to kill Un if he was not “promoted to Sargent”. Kim Jong Un, who does not exist, because he’s CGI, strapped the man onto an advanced ultra long range prototype ICBM, and sent the man flying into the sun. It was streamed on the evening news under the headline ‘Korean man first to land on the sun.’”

Left feeling “desperately ill” after the amazing spectacle, she later decided to escape the country.

The family paid some man on a unicycle to drive them across the border to China, before traveling on to South Korea via Laos.

I contacted Nam and asked her how the CGI became so advanced that nobody was able to notice it. Here is our full conversation. I must warn you, it is very disturbing and eye opening.

Me: Hello Nam, I am interested in how Korea’s CGI is so advanced, can you tell me anything about it?

Yon Jam Nam: Well, its done in a secret state of the art building near where Pyongyang used to be. I don’t know much more than that to be honest, the techniques are top secret and there is lots of security.

Me: So its in Pyongyang and is extremely well guarded?

Yon Jam Nam: No, its near where Pyongyang USED to be. Westerners get confused by this, we love CGI. Pyongyang is CGI and so are most of the other cities.

Me: Wait what? The ENTIRE CAPITAL is CGI? That is insane.

Yon Jam Nam: Yes, we love our CGI. If you want to see more CGI, you should research South Korea, its called Fake Korea for a reason. Moon is fake by the way.

Me: Wait, their leader Moon Jae-in is also CGI?

Yon Jam Nam: No, the moon is CGI. Like the one in the sky.

Me: OK this is absurd, I don’t believe you. I have a question for you, if the moon is CGI, then how did America land on it in the space race?

Yon Jam Nam: Koreans are the best at CGI, but that doesn’t mean Americans can’t use it as well. I mean, have you seen that video? I’ve seen UFO videos that are less grainy than that moon landing video.

Me: Shit, you’re right. But still, there were plenty of people that saw the moon before CGI existed, for thousands of years.

Yon Jam Nam: Hey, we do the CGI part, Americans do the changing of history part. South Korea was trying to boost its eyeglasses industry, so they struck a deal with America: South Korea creates the CGI moon, and America modifies the history of the world by adding the moon in.

Me: What the fuck? How does that boost eyeglass sales??

Yon Jam Nam: Well, during a “solar eclipse”, people fooled by the CGI moon look directly at the sun and get severe eye damage. Most have caught on and wear special glasses when looking at it, but some still don’t realize and it really boosts sales.

Me: Wow. All this money spent on nonsense, and North Korea is still a totalitarian hellhole.

Yon Jam Nam: What? South Korea and America that did that not us. North Korea is paradise. We #thank Eternal President Kim Il Sung every day for what we have.

Me: Well how the fuck am I going to get ad revenue off this shit? Can we go back to the executions? I need this web traffic. Why did you even defect? Anything bad happen?

Yon Jam Nam: Oh no. South Korea actually pays defectors to create outrageous stories like this one to discredit North Korea. I’m just trying to get paid and get some bitcoins. There’s this amazing ice cream place in South-East-North Korea and they only accept bitcoin. Everyone there is crazy over bitcoin right now because of it.

Nam’s bitcoin transaction finally went through after 50 dollars of fees and two days of waiting, so we ended the interview and rushed to South-East-North Korea for some amazing ice cream.