Original Air date: August 22nd, 2019

Caption: Heyscoops.com/piff for free piff tickets for 10/13 Berating or Celebration. VotePenn.com. Matt and Heidi have the best drunk Shakespeare show in the history of mankind. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd

Running time: 1:37 (107 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Strange voices start out the podcast before the theme is played complaining about the seats.

After the theme is played, Matt introduces Matt and Heidi that are on the mics.They are talk about the Princess Wendy Variety show winning an award and then getting cancelled. Paul does a Wayne Newton impression. Jacob tells a story about an Irish escape magician that did an interview at ICS who was eventually mugged at knife point.

Matt promotes the Scoops-only show at Piff the magic dragon.

Matt and Heidi talk about doing Shotspeare, which is a 90 minute version of Shakespeare play with a drinking game.

A Fake Commercial for Shit Your Pants Liquor endorsed by Johnny Australia competing with Liquor Shit Your Pants from Tommy Australia.

Jacob talks about his friend's Children's book "Albert's Cookie" available at kellyairhart.com.

The hosts talk about republishing the Christmapuss books and writing more books in the future. Matt thinks about putting his improv ideas as a limited podcast/album instead of actually writing it. They mention the Dr. Floyd Henson Adventures that was a proto-podcast that they now just keep republishing the 100 episodes.

Scoopmail Edit

Signature Curl Scoop tells a Wait, he did what?? story that they trusted but made employees get on hands and knees for mopping and asked for help to kill the owner.

Duck Billed Scoopapus also tells about his husbandly missteps

Maple Coffee Scoop

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The hunt for balls theme is played. Silver Wolf Scoop creates a Yo Momma edition of Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit

Hotornot B-rate me, where you post pictures of your small boobs to get scathing critiques.

Hooters where all the waitresses are pregnant

Paul cleans his floors with surface cleaner and paper towels on his hands and knees.

Episode art by twitter user @slakingfool