One thing that jumps out at me is just how unsurprisingly good Osvaldo Alonso has been. The man can pass. He’s offering you a comparable defensive workrate to Ibson and Rasmus Schuller last season, but giving you significantly more in possession.

Last year, Schuller had a statistical line that made it look like somebody swapped out his smelling salts for bath salts. He’s shifted roles a bit this season, and while his defensive workrate looks to be as impressive as ever, he’s been tasked with much less responsibility this season and that’s almost certainly a good thing for Minnesota. You will never hear me impugn the good name of Ibson, but it’s difficult to deny that Gregus and Alonso is a better pivot than Schuller and Ibson.

If there is any question mark that looms large over Minnesota it is that of Angelo Rodriguez, the de facto replacement for fan favorite and legitimately very good soccer goal scorer Christian Ramirez. While trading away Superman was a tough pill to swallow for a lot of the Loon faithful, it’s hard to deny that those funds weren’t put to good use. Rodriguez’s stint in MInnesota thus far hasn’t been particularly fruitful, but injuries and fitness are a legitimate reason to hold off on judgment. Quintero has been shouldering the entire offensive burden thus far, and while he’s more than capable, a second option would really make this team dangerous.

Getting wins isn’t the easiest thing to do in MLS and getting them on the road is certainly harder. To start the season with six points from two road games is the brightest this franchise has ever looked no matter the opposition. Eyes to the North friends. The Loons are rising. And now here’s Wonderwall.

Luis Felipe Fernandes Update

We haven’t gotten to do one of these this season because Matias Almeyda has seen to it to not even pick him for the 18 yet. It’s hard to argue with a coach that’s masterminded his way to two home losses against Montreal and Minnesota but I’m going to go ahead and go out on a limb here and question this decision. While some of my praise for the young man was admittedly hyperbolic to be sure, the kid was a legitimately promising player and to see him just sort of phased out in order to accomodate a marginal upgrade frustrates me. There’s still time though, and I have to trust that Almeyda will see the error his ways eventually. Until then, this regular feature is temporarily on hiatus. Damn you samurai manager. DAMN YOU.

LAFC: Scary Soccer Team

Lost in all the Atlanta hoopla of last season was LAFC’s pretty stellar opening campaign. Maybe it is just me, but I feel like they kind of flew under the radar a bit for a team that finished third in their conference and scored a whopping 68 goals (two less than Atlanta and the ninth highest tally for any team in league history).

A quick glance at this roster shows a team that is indeed quite stacked and ready to compete for all of the prizes. It’s early weeks but they’ve laid their bona fides bare by beating a very good SKC team and then casually swatting away Portland like a cat that can’t read the room.

LAFC have the most goals scored thus far this season and their underlying numbers tell an optimistic tale. They have the fifth best xGA (2.3), the third best xGF (4.2), and the second best xGD (1.9). It’s a long season and if there can be any criticism of LAFC’s debut campaign, it’s that they faded a bit before ultimately vanishing in their first playoff series against RSL. This year though? Carlos Vela and company look very much like they have zero intention to go gently into that good night.

CCL Is Like the Dark Souls of Soccer Tournaments

The Dark Souls series of video games by FROM Software are known for their difficulty. To people unfamiliar with the games they appear to be so difficult as to be unfair. This is a mistake. Dark Souls isn’t unfair. It’s brutally fair. It pulls no punches and makes it very clear that it has no intention to do so. You will make countless mistakes and those mistakes will be mercilessly punished. These games can be unapproachable for people who enter them with the wrong mindset. The secret to making progress in these games is understanding that dying - that FAILING is the only way that you will get better at progressing through the game’s cutthroat path. While the game regularly throws obstacles your way that seem to be too much to handle, enough experience will enable you to handle the challenges that previously seemed unconquerable. If you play these games enough eventually you’ll be able to recognize when the game is about to go all CONCACAF on your ass and avoid the traps and navigate the obstacles with ease.



Ok, I’ve taken this memey metaphor thing as far as I care too. CCL is hard. MLS teams are still learning how best to navigate it. The field surface is often odd, teams have no qualms about hacking your best player out of the game, the refs make some let’s say… “unorthodox” decisions, and it comes at a time when MLS teams are still very much getting into form and fitness while their opposition have settled into a midseason groove. CCL is hard. It SHOULD be hard. Trust me, the euphoria at conquering it will only be all the greater for it. It would be easy to say that CCL games aren’t fair, but to do so is merely a cop out. You know these obstacles are coming. They aren’t going to go away. They aren’t going to change. You have to learn how to beat the tournament on its own terms or you’re just simply not going to win the tournament.



I’m not sure how to best apply this practically to soccer tactics, but I think the philosophy would do a lot of teams and certainly a legion of disappointed MLS fans some good. It will come. It may not be this year, and maybe not even the next. Our hopes now lie with Sporting Kansas City and Peter Vermes. I think we could do a lot worse and Vermes strikes me as the type that would get what I’m saying here. Whining about the challenges may ward off the sadness for a day or two, but you start up a CONCACAF tournament and complain about getting CONCACAFed you’ve really only got yourself to blame.

Oh, and before I get any comments, I beat all the Soulsborne games so miss me with your “git gud” takes. Stupid nerds.