"I can't believe I'm lowering myself to take part in such childish activities…" Salem muttered as she set up the Jenga tower.

"Oh come now, Salem. It's all in good fun. Besides, have you got anything better to do in this wasteland you call home?" Ozpin asked.

"…No…" Salem said begrudgingly.

"Then stop complaining and finish the tower. You still have 5 layers to go! Post haste!" Ozpin said smugly.

Salem growled under her breath.

Pyrrha watched on as the two bickered with eachother. "Um… Professor?"

"Yes Pyrrha?"

"You still haven't told me why we're here. Why you saved my life." Pyrrha said hesitantly.

Ozpin sighed. "After you and Jaune left the vault I tried to keep Cinder at bay for as long as I could. I was doing very well too!"

"Then what happened?" Pyrrha asked.

Ozpin glared at Salem who had now finished the Jenga tower. "THAT happened." Ozpin said as he 'accidently' moved his foot into the tower, knocking it over.

"Oh you arrogant son of a b-" Salem shouted before being cut off by Ozpin.

"Uh uh uh! Tower. Now." Ozpin said softly.

"I should have killed you when I had the chance…" Salem muttered as she started building the tower again.

"Anyway." Ozpin said as he looked back towards Pyrrha. "I was about to defeat Miss Fall until her boss over here jumped in and saved her. She dragged me here and now I'm stuck without my cane."

"But why did you drag me along with you? I have no weapons or Maiden powers!" Pyrrha said shakily.

"Do you want the honest truth?" Ozpin asked as he stared Pyrrha dead in the eye.

"Yes." Pyrrha said.

"Fine… The truth is… I can't stand being stuck in the same place with HER for more than ten minutes. I needed more company." Ozpin said.

"WHAT!?" Pyrrha and Salem shouted at the same time.

"Oh look the tower is up! Let's begin, ladies!" Ozpin said hastily.

Pyrrha was amazed. She never thought a man she saw as wise and powerful as Ozpin could act so childish. "I-I-I…"

"Pyrrha? Jenga?" Ozpin asked with a sincere look on his face.

Pyrrha, having, no other choice, sat down between Salem and Ozpin.

Salem leaned over towards Pyrrha. "He's just full of surprises isn't he?" She said trying to keep a straight face.

As Pyrrha sat at the Jenga tower in the middle of no-where with Ozpin and Salem, her eye twitched. "I'm going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in Remnant."

"Since it's my game I shall start first." Ozpin said. He pushed out the bottom centre block with ease.

"Pfft. Always taking the easy way out." Salem sneered as she pushed out the centre block in the second row.

Pyrrha sighed in defeat. She pulled out the left block of the fifth row.

"Interessting…" Ozpin said calmly. With a quick flick of his finger, he easily removed the right block on the seventh row which then hit Salem on the knee.

"Really?" Salem asked disapprovingly.

"Yes. Now make a move, witch." Ozpin said smugly.

Salem glared at Ozpin as she removed the very centre block.

Pyrrha never spoke a word. She just removed another block and reflected on her life decisions.

A few minutes had passed and multiple blocks had been removed. The tower was swaying. Ozpin was starting to sweat a little. Salem couldn't care less. Pyrrha was about to start crying.

"Oh goodie. My turn." Salem said as she rolled her eyes. She removed the left block at the very bottom. As soon as she did the tower toppled towards her and the blocks scattered across the ground. "Oh no. It fell. I guess I lose." Salem said sarcastically.

Ozpin jumped up enthusiastically and pointed at Salem. "Ha! Suck it, Salem!" He shouted proudly.

Salem looked at Pyrrha then back at Ozpin. She opened a small portal which sucked all the Jenga pieces into it never to be seen again. She smiled smugly.

"No!" Ozpin shouted with genuine heart break in his voice. "How could you!?"

"My hand slipped."Salem said with a mssive grin on her face.

Ozpin was furious but did his best to keep his cool. "Ok then... What else do we have…" Ozpin said as he walked over to the game filled case. "Pyrrha? Would you like to make a request?"

Pyrrha lightly shook her head as she stared at nothing.

"Your loss. Let's see…" Ozpin rummaged through the case. "Ah! Here you are!" He pulled out a box. "Monopoly anyone?"

Both Salem and Pyrrha's eyes widened.

"You monster!" Salem shouted.

"Oum help us all…" Pyrrha muttered.

How will our trio fare next time against the horror of… Monopoly!?