"This mist—rose water with essential oils of lavender, chamomile, geranium, and jasmine—smells so grounding that it just might bring your wild child back down to Earth for a minute. The instructions say to spritz around your kid’s aura, but if you don’t know where their auras are exactly: Just spray around them." -Goop.com

I'm sorry Gwyneth Paltrow but lavender oil isn't going to fix the post-grandma's-house-sugar-high pulsating through my children's veins right now. And for the record? I've never seen a kindergartener's aura before, but I promise you that it's loud af and sticky as hell.

$27.00 via Goop.