So, one of my top three favorite authors is Kurt Vonnegut... I was out of the country in 1999 and had NO idea that there'd been a "Breakfast of Champions" movie made. Couple this with the fact that I love Bruce Willis' comedy roles ("Hudson Hawk" is underrated), and I think I'm gonna enjoy the hell out of this thing.

But... why waffles, you may ask? Well, waffles turn breakfast up to Eleven! The "Stranger Things" themed t-shirt may be adopted by my 13 year old - he freaked out a little when he saw it. Fortunately, it ain't gonna fit him for a few years, so it's mine, all mine.

Immediately after opening the gifts, we sat down for rousing game of "Exploding Kittens." As you can probably tell, I think I'm gonna win this round.

This was a fantastic gift, well thought out and put together! And dat Star Wars paper - most righteous. Thank you Secret Santa!