Netflix, the great demon who wants to make sure you never have reason to leave your house or feel the sunshine on your face again, has released an entire lineup of new and returning series for 2016 that ensures just that. So grab the nearest In-N-Out napkin, puppy calendar, or whatever you use to keep track of important dates and jot these dates down.

– Season 2 of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt will debut Friday, April 15, Season 2 of Grace and Frankie will premiere Friday, May 6, and Season 4 of Orange Is the New Black will debut Friday, June 17.



– On Friday, March 11, Netflix will debut the eight-episode comedy Flaked. Set in the beautiful but totally odd city of Venice, California, Flaked is the story of Will Arnett's Chip, a self-appointed "guru" who falls for his best friend's crush. Eventually, his tangled web of half-truths and semi-bullshit will begin to unravel as he tries to stay ahead of his lies and maintain his sobriety.

– That '70s Show's Ashton Kutcher and Danny Masterson will reunite for the 10-episode series The Ranch, scheduled to debut on Friday, April 1. The multi-camera comedy follows Kutcher's Colt, who returns home after a very short, failed semi-pro football career to run the family's ranch. Masterson plays Colt's older brother Jameson "Rooster," Sam Elliott plays their father Beau, and Debra Winger plays their mother Maggie, who runs the local watering hole.

– Netflix will premiere its first French language series, Marseille, on Thursday, May 5. Starring Gérard Depardieu as the longtime mayor of the French city, the series will follow his attempt to push through a vote for the construction of a casino in the center of the marina before leaving office. In addition to Depardieu, the cast includes Benoît Magimel, Géraldine Pailhas, Nadia Farès, Stéphane Caillard, Jean-René Privat, Guillaume Arnault, Hedi Bouchenafa, Carolina Jurczak, and Nassim Si Ahmed.

– The new supernatural series Stranger Things (formerly Montauk) premieres Friday, July 15. Set in Indiana and described by Netflix as a "love letter to the ‘80s classics that captivated a generation," the series' eight one-hour episodes chronicles a supernatural mystery surrounding the disappearance of a young boy who vanished into thin air. Winona Ryder, David Harbour, Finn Wolfhard, Millie Brown, Gaten Matarazzo, Caleb McLaughlin, Noah Schnapp, Natalia Dyer, Charlie Heaton, and Matthew Modine star.

– The first six episodes of Baz Luhrmann hip-hop drama The Get Down premieres Friday, August 12. Set in 1970s New York, the series follows a group of South Bronx teens and will tell the story of how they influenced the city and world through their lives and their music. Watch a trailer.

– Previously announced dates include Season 2 of Marvel's Daredevil on Friday, March 18, the premiere of Fuller House on Friday, February 26, the series debut of Judd Apatow's Love on Friday, February 19 (watch a new trailer for the series here), and the return of House of Cards on Friday, March 4.

– Netflix also released a new teaser for Season 4 of House of Cards, and it's... funny?





What Netflix shows will you be watching this year?



