Shasta and Sherlock chatting today.

Sherlock: Hey Shasta? Happy Valentines Day. I rofve you.

Shasta: No you don’t. The other day, you ask Momma Mim if the circus was in town and needed any brown poodles.

Sherlock: Pssst. Oh Shasta? I rofve you!

Shasta: You most certainly do not. I took one bite of your treat the other day and you went pure evil.

Sherlock: Shasta! Shasta!! Shasta!!! I rofve you!!!!

Shasta: No you don’t. You won’t share your toys, you hog the bed and don’t let me have a pillow, and you laugh when I pass unladylike gas……

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{Sigh.} Hey Sherlock? Will you be my valentine? I rofve you too.

Sherlock: I knew it!!!!!!!!!!! You and me – best buds forever. Now, let’s go bug Momma Mim. I’ll distract her and you steal her cookie from the counter. We are the best team ever………