What a considerate Syndicate boss

[Common] Dirk Singulo says, “Hey station, this is Dirk Singulo: Syndicate Boss.”

[Common] Dirk Singulo says, “Because you’re all going to die in about a minute due to a nuclear warhead going off onboard the station, I thought I’d go out of my way to be a nice person and sing you a song in your last moments. Feel free to join in if you know the words.”

[Common] Dirk Singulo says, “THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE-”

[Common] Dirk Singulo says, “AND I’M KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT-”



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[Common] Dirk Singulo says, “WHEN I PLAY MY MARACAS THEY GO CHICK CHICKY BOOM CHICK CHICKY BOOM.”

