1. Your boobs will eventually get bigger, don’t worry.

2. Although the left one will always be slightly larger than the right one.

3. Stop plucking your eyebrows.

4. Seriously, stop.

5. Red lipstick looks good on you.

6. Try onions, you like them.

7. Don’t be nice to people who aren’t nice to you.

8. You’ll be so much happier when you cut out toxic people.

9. You don’t owe anyone, anything.

10. Speak up more, tell people how you’re feeling.

11. Because there will be a time when you are feeling down, and not knowing how to tell people will make it worse.

12. Be nicer to your Mother, she is the person that helps fix you up.

13. And always will be.

14. Study hard, but don’t lose sight of the bigger picture.

15. You will never be good at French, I’m sorry about that.

16. Still try your best with the cute French assistant though.

17. Made In Chelsea isn’t real.

18. And it should not be your goal.

19. Please stop judging other women.

20. Support her choice to wear that skirt, date that person and do whatever she wants to.

21. Because then, she’ll support your choices.

22. And you will make an awesome team.

23. Don’t eat rice before you start drinking.

24. And always wear a hair tie around your wrist when you go out.

25. Because it takes approximately 4 showers to rinse rice out of your hair.

26. Don’t apologise for your opinion.

27. Or change it to swing with popular vote.

28. This will serve you much better in the long run.

29. Even when people don’t agree with you.

30. There is other music out there, that isn’t One Direction.

31. And it’s pretty good.

32. Be wary of the mosh pits though.

33. Very wary.

34. Your first date will be awful.

35. So ditch him quickly and move on.

36. Because you shouldn’t allow anyone to lower your feeling of self worth.

37. You can flutter your eyelashes as often as you like, but the gorgeous Sixth Form Monitor will not fancy you back.

38. You will meet his dad in the future and tell him how attractive you find his son.

39. Nothing happens then either.

40. But you will be able to laugh about it.

41. That’s really important, learning to laugh at yourself.

42. Taking yourself too seriously won’t do you any favours.

43. Laugh when you fall.

44. Because that’s going to happen an awful lot.

45. Facebook is not a diary, please post sparingly.

46. Because there will be a time your friends go through it and rip you to shreds.

47. Take more pictures, because you are pulling a stupid face in all that ones that currently exist.

48. Your hair is awesome, don’t listen to the teasing.

49. Although you might want to reconsider the haircut you’re about to get.

50. Don’t compare yourself to others, you’re putting yourself in a non-existent competition.

51. Compliment your friends more.

52. Learn to accept compliments you receive, allow yourself to feel good.

53. You won’t know what you want to do in the future, in fact you still don’t.

54. Just focus on doing the best you can now.

55. It might seem scary, but you turn out ok.

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