I will photoshop your face with a neat virtual banana mask into a picture.

+ An exclusive inspirational quote by my beloved dad

+ An extra face of your choice (Digitial asparagus mask included)

+ A personal message describing my love for your dads hands in 3 haikus

+ The secret ingredient to my aspargus cake (HINT: it's not asparagus)

+ 15 comment/replies of your choice on the site of your choice.

+ A goofy picture of a middle-aged man screaming "I should have aborted you, get over here you ungrateful idiot, I'll teach you not to touch my asparagus"

+ One birthday wish written by me to any person you wish (Photoshopped banana mask picture included)

+ A poorly written virtual letter to anyone about anything (Bad drawing included)

+ The rank of Meme Inspector (includes virtual certificate and badge)

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