My match heard me loud and clear: I was born silly, and I wanna be silly until the day I die. I said that my perfect party would involve lots of hilarious hats, spicy foods, and preferably some goats. AND I GOT ALL THOSE THINGS!

Check out my stylin' pizza hat! Aw yiss! The hot dog hat is too small for my enormous head, but it fits my husband (not pictured) and my shibe-corgi (that's him). Also a stuffed goat that now lives on top of my cubicle cabinet for all of my Fantasy Flight Games coworkers to admire. And finally, Dave's Insanity Ghost Pepper sauce which is delicious on everything!

Thanks so much! Now tell me your name, wonderful stranger!