Obligatory for today:

Please say it's an April fools joke https://t.co/oYwxbitwKK — Shirley Gooch (@GoochShirley) April 1, 2016

President Obama is finally honoring his “historic levels of transparency” promise, but only when it comes to the U.S. nuclear stockpile:

Pres Obama announces US will – for first time – provide a public inventory of its nuclear stockpile. — Mark Knoller (@markknoller) April 1, 2016

Obama made the comment at the Nuclear Security Summit in DC, where he also shared the good news that even if Iran “cheats” on the deal it would take them a year to make a nuke.

The president’s announcement about providing a full public accounting of the US nuclear stockpile is further proof that he thinks America is the problem.

@markknoller This act, which may appear benign to liberals, is grossly irresponsible – this info is helpful to enemies and thus dangerous. — 8at80y (@JohnMPowersII) April 1, 2016

Nothing like announcing to our enemies exactly what we have…https://t.co/Xfgd68jcru — TracyJeffords (@TracyJeffords) April 1, 2016

And to complete "#DontCallMyBluff"-Obama's pledge of transparency, he'll next publicize our nuclear launch codes. https://t.co/ibmvMBI7pK — Vern Demerest ✈ (@TxAv8r) April 1, 2016

And where it's located no doubt. https://t.co/yV6LF4vs5i — ⭐❤ Harriet Baldwin (@HarrietBaldwin) April 1, 2016

@markknoller April Fools? Please say this is a joke. — Life by the Creek (@lifebythecreek) April 1, 2016

@bnlfan_thunder @markknoller It's just surreal. "Here, criminals.. here's a map to my house with security features marked for you!" — Life by the Creek (@lifebythecreek) April 1, 2016

To Obama, that’s only “fair.”