Prince Charming is hanging out with his ridiculously good-looking and fashionable entourage doing something royal and a bit douchey. Hunting kittens on horseback, perhaps. Or something. Have some fun with this! One of his bros has crazy piece of news for him.

“Man, did you hear some chicks cut their toes off to fit that glass slipper your mystery girl left behind?”

“I know! So desperate.”



In return, Prince Charming has a juicy tidbit for his mates.

“You know what the hilarious thing is?”



“That wasn’t even the original slipper - I had a special one made!”

Charming produces the slipper in question - it squares off abruptly, leaving no room for toes. Charming is pretty sure this is the best joke ever. His mates have seen him do a lot of fucked up shit over the years, but this takes the cake.



