Now this, motherf***ers, is how you f***in' throw a f***in' fit.

Reds manager Bryan Price was none too pleased with an inquiring MLB reporter — whose job is to, you know, inquire about things — on Monday night, unleashing a tirade of biblical proportions to express his displeasure. You can listen via the bleeped-out, safe for work video embedded above — the fireworks start just after the one-minute mark.

Price was PO'd that The Cincinnati Enquirer had reported (accurately, by the way) that star Reds catcher Devin Mesoraco was unavailable for the team's Sunday game in St. Louis. So he, um, made his feelings known the following day in a rant that instantly became a first-ballot inductee into the sports Hall of Infamy.

According to the Enquirer's C. Trent Rosecrans, Price dropped 77 F-bombs and 11 words to describe excrement in a five-and-a-half minute span. Impressive. You can read a transcript from Rosecrans here. The Reds have been struggling on the field lately, so that may have contributed to Price's overall stress level.

The gist of Price's rant is that modern media gives opponents too much information and puts too much out in public — so we can only imagine he's pretty f***in' unsurprised by his newfound infamy.