I know that all you freaks don't give a shit how much I appreciate my SS and the gift package I received so let me jump to the point.

Like every other American, I always wanted to see a real Aussie Kangaroo and then bite his balls. Well my SS made that happen for me. (proof attached)

My SS, /u/ausblah, did a great job of stalking me and got me a perfect gift. I know it took time and effort to put this box together and I appreciate every moment of it. Did I mention that I got real Kangaroo scrotum pouch for Christmas? I wonder if it's left or right ball? Do Kangaroo have two balls? I was wondering why all communiqué from /u/ausblah came upside down. My SS also did not hide behind his username but sent me pics and a HAND WRITTEN LETTER. #ItFeelsLikeFriendMan But the question remains, who stamped that scrotum with this souvenir logo stamp? There is a person in this world that woke up one morning, dressed up and went to work and then stamped this scrotum in front of me. He did a fine job too.

I also got a shot glass which I have tested already as you can probably assume. Overall, SS 2012 was a great experience and I can't wait for the next one!