I've been bouncing up and down in anticipation ever since I got the email telling me my gift had shipped.

My excitement has not been for nothing. You guys, I got a god damn King of Thrones cookbook. I almost screamed when I opened the box I was so happy. I've had this form open for about four hours because every time I try to write a description, I have to leaf through the book again. The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook has everything from plain old hummus and flatbread to frog legs to pigeon pie. There are even ale recipes in the back.

Thank you, mystery gifter!