Aunt Shirley's Death

Date: November 1, 2017

Time: 3:00pm



We will begin with the sprinkling of red fertile dirt or black slightly acidic soil onto each participants face, depending on whether or not we deem them acceptable to attend the front row of the funeral, and then we will commence ceremonial comments on our loved one's life. If you would like to contribute, some comments that are usually provided by close family include:





Relation to family membersHeight: 5ft 4 at prime age until 5 ft 1 at deathSize of Owned LandAgeLocation of land in reference to the land surround This will be a memorable Mourning Ceremony, please come in your best German Authentic Shrute Standard Mourning Clothing, along with soil pails if you are apart of immediate family.





