"Finn, do you think our lives would make for an interesting story?"

"Um. Probably not. I mean, I spend most of my time staring at a computer screen. Or eating. Or sleeping."

"Oh, come on. We have adventures."

"Getting groceries is not an adventure, Allie."

"It could be."

"That was one time."

"Right, but like, how many times did we do something one time?"

"Okay, that, uh. That's actually a decent point."

"So if we did have a story- like a series, I guess? What do you think it would be called?"

"Probably something dumb. Like a joke based on some gimmick within the tales."

"Like what?"

"Like…"