#469107 +( 2417 )- [X] <RvLeshrac> <Terrorists> Shit, maybe we shouldn't take hostages from countries whose people are more insane than us.

<RvLeshrac> <China> You give back hostages, or we kill all muslim.

<NegaDuk> i think if they piss off china too much, they'll find that china, the US, and britain will turn the middle east into a big walmart parking lot

<RvLeshrac> <China> We use nuke. What we care you nuke us? We have billion more people.

<NegaDuk> <China> nuke beijing. we tried sars. it no work

<RvLeshrac> <China> We stop birth restriction, we make billion more. Three day.

<NegaDuk> i think china's just being antisocial so someone will thin their population

<RvLeshrac> Seriously.

<RvLeshrac> China's answer to anything should be "We stop birth restrictions"

<RvLeshrac> <US> Stop flooding our markets with cheap goods, or we stop selling you soybeans. <China> We stop birth restriction! <US> Fuck. OK, OK! You can have the damned soybeans!

<RvLeshrac> I bet that was the real reason Clinton gave them our satellite codes.

<RvLeshrac> <China> You give us code, or we flood world with chinese!

<RvLeshrac> <China> All your shirt shrink up like penis in arctic.

<NightStar> damn those bad chinese laundry places

<RvLeshrac> <China> You never get decent haircut. You explain to women why no manicure.

<RvLeshrac> <China> We own you like Hong Kong.