Remember "We Are The World"? A bazillion stars standing in front of microphones while clutching lyric sheets and looking very stern and serious? Horrible fucking song, huge fucking hit, raised a fuckton of money for Africa? Hold onto your monocles because a whole bunch of newfangled stars have covered the song to benefit the fine folks of Haiti. And it's fucking terrible. Maybe even worse than the original. Once again, good intentions have gone horribly awry. By all means donate money to Haiti (it's a wonderful and worthy cause) but watch this fucker at your own risk. For once seen it can never be unseen (in case you're wondering, Akon did get to use his vocoder).