Mate, right now, the internet’s coming up with plenty of ways for the good folks of the locked-down world to pass their time in social isolation. Surprisingly, relatively few of those seem to involve spanking the spanner. We can only assume that by now, you blokes have worn that thing down to a nub, and are looking for more creative ways to pass the time. With that in mind, we’re busting out a timeless classic from before the days of quarantine. Turning an Ikea lamp into the f**ken death star!

Now, as we just mentioned, this s**t’s been around a while. So, with that said, there’s ten points for the first numpty who goes to the comments section and announces that this s**t is old and we need to focus on newer material. So, yeah, it’s from 2017 (at least) but it’s f**ken timeless and a great use of your time if you’ve bashed the bishop down to a bruised banana.

Basically the sheila who gave us these images was trying to impress her boyfriend. If you want to impress yours, take a page out of her book. First of all, she purchased the PS 2014 lamp and spray-painted that f**ker a nice deep base colour.

From there, she got the cool little designs you Star Wars nerds are all familiar with by chucking some masking tape over the bits she didn’t want darker, then painted it again. You can see that by this point, the c**t’s already coming up a f**ken gooden.

There’s a little bit of finer work in some of the spots, but you’ve got plenty of time on your hands if you’re trying this s**t out. We’ll sure you’ll manage.

Anyway, if you give it a whirl, load your before and after up to the Facebook comments. Once you’re done with that, you can go back to whacking your wookie. You know, hands solo style!

Just make sure you don’t physically go to Ikea. Order the bloody thing online like a legend.

Final thought: Honestly, this is a pretty f**ken legit way to pass some time whether you’re in the lock-down box or not. If you’ve got other ideas, let us know in the comments section.

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