You’ve had it with college football, huh?

The recent allegations at Miami — strip clubs, hookers, an abortion! — are the tipping point. The game’s so filthy you wouldn’t touch it with a 10-foot dance pole.

Before you fold, before you never flick on the TV on Saturday afternoon, consider this:

On April 27, a category EF5 tornado, the mother of tornadoes, struck Tuscaloosa, Ala., and the surrounding area. The death toll was 236. The destruction was unfathomable.

“I think people in Tuscaloosa made up their mind,” Alabama All-American lineman Barrett Jones told The Post. “We had two choices — sit around and feel bad for ourselves or get to work. It’s been unbelievable how many people went to work.”

Jones knows about responding to disaster. One week after an earthquake all but wiped Port-au-Prince, Haiti, off the map, Jones flew to the Dominican Republic, spent eight hours in the back of a bus driving to Haiti’s capital, and lent his muscle and faith to devastated Haitians.

“When I went to Haiti I kind of thought to myself, ‘This is unbelievable damage,’ ” Jones said. “I probably will never see anything like this again. Obviously I was wrong, because a year later something of that magnitude happened here in my backyard.

“It was a little more real, whether that’s right or wrong, to people you know and people you care about and love,” Jones added. “It really was a day I’ll never forget.”

Here’s what people in Tuscaloosa will never forget:

They will never forget the sight of football players from Kent State, Bama’s first opponent and the alma mater of coach Nick Saban and his wife, Terry, arriving in Tuscaloosa to help the rebuilding effort.

They will never forget Alabama’s strength coach, Scott Cochran, and groups of players he rounded up arriving in neighborhoods to hand out relief supplies and clean up debris.

They will never forget former cornerback Javier Arenas, now of the Chiefs, whose own house had been destroyed, flying back from Kansas City with relief supplies.

They will never forget linebacker Courtney Upshaw raising close to $20,000 in a fundraiser in front of the Wal-Mart in his hometown of Eufaula, Ala.

They will never forget tight end Preston Dial loading an 18-wheeler with relief supplies and driving it from Mobile.

They will never forget former Bama star Bob Baumhower serving some 30,000 meals from his restaurant.

They will never forget former linebacker DeMeco Ryans, who already had endowed a scholarship, making a significant donation.

Tuscaloosa is not the only community that will never forget how a college team helped wipe away the tears.

Joplin, Mo., was devastated by its own EF5 tornado on May 22. That vortex of hell claimed 153 lives.

About a week later, the 18-wheel Missouri football equipment truck, followed by the team bus loaded with about 40 players, rolled into Joplin. The semi was packed with non-perishable goods ranging from medical supplies to children’s toys.

Players moved trees, cleared debris and hugged townspeople, who were reduced to tears by the simple, heart-warming knowledge that they were not alone.

The Missouri athletic department recently presented a $250,000 check to the United Way, proceeds from sales of a T-shirt that reads, “One State, One Spirit, One Mizzou, 5-22-11.”

Coach Gary Pinkel made a personal donation. Alabama’s Saban teamed his charity, Nick’s Kids, with Habitat for Humanity, and they are rebuilding homes in Tuscaloosa.

The Missouri basketball team received an exemption from the NCAA to play an additional exhibition game in October against Missouri Southern at that university’s home in Joplin. Proceeds from the game will go to helping rebuild Joplin.

Missouri and Missouri Southern, fierce rivals, have joined hearts. So have Alabama and Auburn faithful, many of whom have come by carloads to help their Tide brethren in Tuscaloosa.

“People always ask me, ‘Can you believe there were Auburn fans down there helping out?’ ” Jones said. “Obviously that question amazes me. There are things in life that are so much bigger than rivalries and games and football. Sometimes we forget.”

Miami is an aberration. We shouldn’t forget.

lenn.robbins@nypost.com

