So, I have yet to watch the extras on the Fifty Shades blurays. Time to watch them all back to back.

If you're wondering why I haven't, despite the depths of the rest of my research, it's because they all sound like crappy EPK garbage. "Oh, yeah, we're super happy to be working on this, uh, this, uh, project!"

First up: Tease of Fifty Shades Darker.



30 second teaser trailer that uses footage shot in Jamie Dornan's hotel room, and not footage from either movie.