When conservative sweetheart Sarah Palin posted photos of her son Trig standing on the family dog on Thursday, the internet flipped its collective sh*t. Even her supporters questioned the former Alaskan governor’s motives for allowing her son to stand on the dog, and then blabbing on about it on Facebook. Guess what? Palin finally responded Saturday afternoon.

Much of what Palin says revels in political references and partisan punditry not worth a second mention. However – and it pains me dearly to say this – she does point out a few notable items of comparison. Kind of:

Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the Year”, Ellen DeGeneres? Did you get all wee-wee’d up when she posted this sweet picture? http://conservatives4palin.com/…/peta-woman-year-posts-phot… Hypocritical, much?

Aren’t you the double-standard radicals always opposing Alaska’s Iditarod – the Last Great Race honoring dogs who are born to run in wide open spaces, while some of your pets “thrive” in a concrete jungle where they’re allowed outdoors to breathe and pee maybe once a day? (http://iditarod.com/ http://www.irondog.org/)

Our pets, including Trig’s best buddy Jill Hadassah, are loved, spoiled and cared for more than some people care for their fellow man whose politics may not mesh with nonsensical liberally failed ways or don’t fit your flighty standards.

Others opinions are a little less than relevant. (Or just plain f*cking weird):

Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating dead dog meat?

Obama is by no means the man of my lifetime. That designation belongs to another fine fellow of a darker complexion than my own:

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