The year is 1788, and after five arduous months of writing the Constitution, the Founding Fathers decide to celebrate their success at a tavern in Philly. This was kind of like the party you went to after everyone finished their papers for the semester, except much cooler because everyone there just rewrote history.

In attendance (along with 55 delegates) was George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton and James Madison. Between the bunch they drank: 100 bottles of wine, 22 bottles of porter, 12 bottles of beer, 8 bottles of whiskey, 8 bottles of hard cider and 7 bowls of spiked punch.

Things got so out of control that bottles and punch bowls got smashed, tables were destroyed and George and Ben got into a chamber pot fight. The damages were so immense that a 2% charge was added to their already astronomical tab.