On Wednesday, I found myself nodding along vigorously to the latest Kanye West Twitter screed, as this particular iteration included a call for more inclusion at the Grammys and one extremely polite ethering of Macklemore. Though your feelings on the Kanye rants may be different, it's likely you, me, and many others all wondered the same thing at some point in the last couple weeks: How does Kanye West tweet so quickly?

Well first off, how fast does he tweet? To illustrate, here on the right is a highly scientific study, a.k.a. a screenshot GQ.com entertainment editor Ashley Fetters took on her phone yesterday mid-rant. (Yes, when you live on these hot entertainment streets, you have Kanye tweets sent to your phone as push notifications.) (Ed. note: Confirmed.)

Counting up those tweets, you can see West fired off three in less than a minute. In fact, from 12:29 P.M. to 12:58 P.M. on Wednesday, 'Ye fired off forty tweets, which is well over one tweet per minute. How is he doing this so fast? Here are some theories, based off an extremely informal conversation among some GQ writers and editors.

A Scheduled Rant

This would at first seem to be the most likely possibility—that maybe the stream-of-consciousness tweets aren't so streamed. What if 'Ye knows exactly what he's doing and scheduling these rants on SocialFlow, letting some algorithm decide when his tweets will have the most impact? But wait. Kanye's tweets all have one feature that negates this theory. Can you spot it?

Unless down in Kanye's personal Bat cave there's a custom-built browser application with a tweet-scheduling feature enabled (which, to be fair, is not impossible), tweets can't be scheduled on the Twitter Web Client.

He Puts His Assistant to Work

Does Kanye have an assistant? What would that job be like? Perhaps it includes live-transcribing his soliloquies and turning them into hot social media content. Maybe West doesn't even know his thoughts are being tweeted but his assistant is really dedicated to increasing Ye's Klout score.

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He Tweets Via T9

Yup—a.k.a. tweeting from a flip phone. Don't lie, you know you could text at Indy 500 speeds using a flip phone outfitted with T9 autocomplete. Would you really be surprised if Kanye had a special flip phone he only used during instances in which he was most aggrieved? This is honestly our best theory.

He Uses One of Those Text-to-Speech Mics

Similar to the way your dad texts your mom from the car, only it's hooked up to Kanye's web browser. Take a moment to imagine Kanye sitting in front of his laptop, yelling into one of these, manually hitting "Tweet" every time he pauses to take a breath. It's worth it, I promise.

He Has a Twitter Mind-Reading Plugin

This is the kind of next-level shit one-percenters always have before the rest of us.

... Or maybe he's just a really gifted typist. Whatever the case may be, hopefully the speed of yesterday's tweetstorm didn't prevent you from seeing the most important one: