The AAP is all set to organize a billion man dharna against Flipkart for taking the aam aadmi for a ride by over-promising and under-delivering. “Even Rajiv Gandhi schemes under Congress did not flop to this magnitude. Yeh aam aadmi ke saath bahut bada dhoka hai, ji [this is the biggest scam against aam aadmi],” Arvind said, lashing out at the Indian e-retailing giant. “The common man is already reeling under high prices and the empty promises of the Modi government. We thought October 6th will indeed be one of the achche din but it turned out to be the opposite. Why did they have to add to our frustration like this?”

Kejriwal says unlike other scams this time even he was a victim. “Just like any other aam aadmi without any aukaat, I logged on at 7:55 AM, with a shopping list of goodies to buy – a muffler at 40% discount, preordering of iPhone 6 plus for Rs 50,000, a copy of Chetanji’s Half Girlfriend for quarter the cover price – and then spent the next few hours, staring at those 500 Internal Server errors. Now with a sad heart, I will have to expose Flipkart as well,” the former Delhi CM wailed.

Kejriwal says he is now collating all the evidence in the form of social media jokes to comprehensively expose the Indian e-retailer. “I will do it this week itself before Aamir ji can steal my thunder with a slick Satyameva Jayate episode on yesterday’s fiasco,” he promised.