I was matched with someone in my city and he turned up at the door only a few days after being matched, with a cooler bin full of treats. I... don't know where to start. This guy went all-out - far above and beyond any other reddit exchanges I have participated in.

We exchanged a few comical messages beforehand and I hinted that I had been out of the country for a long time so New Zealand treats would be extremely relevant to my interests, "fuck Apple" and that I like Iron Man and didn't have the 3rd one on Blu Ray yet.

His flatmate told him to "just buy a fucking xmen dvd". Luckily for me he ignored that advice.

The inventory (and labels) consisted of:

A bottle of McKenna Bourbon "Creepy? SPIRITS" - Fucking LOVE bourbon. Haven't tried this one before either.

A bottle of Pinot Noir "Ghost in ya head (tomorrow) - I am growing fonder of red wines as I age...

What the F*ck? game "Pretty much every thing under here" - I have not played this one before.

Iron Man 3 on Blu Ray "Scary Movie!! woooooooo..." - Fuck yea. And such a surprise too ;P

Microwavable popcorn "Do NOT eat (skullandcrossbones)" - not sure if serious...

A bottle of Wild Appetite barbecue sauce - I love Wild Appetite shit. Good call

Marmelade "STUFF :V" - This is like nightmare fuel for fruit, right? Seeing a jar of their shredded brethren...

~Blade~ hooman steak - om nom nom

Hellers sausages "hooman meat" - I know what's for breakfast this weekend

RJs soft eating licorice "gooey black things" - Love this shit too. One of my favorite snacks.

A green pepper? "A green thing I found under my bed :)" - This is the third least weird thing I have heard of growing under someone's bed

A coconut "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" - African or European?

Biltong dried beef snacks "hooman snack things" - I haven't tried this before - closest I've had is beef jerky. Curious as to how it will compare

Toilet paper and firecrackers "Trick (for the neighbours)" - Pity the neighbourhood pest down the street moved out recently. I'll still find a use for them though!

I don't know what else to say other than thank you, mate. I really appreciate the gifts. You are stupendously generous and totally raised the reddit exchange bar. It's gonna be a wicked weekend.

(FYI I stalked you on reddit and, through your comment history, joined our city's subreddit. Who knows, we may meet again...)