I don't know the username of the redditor who gave me my glassware, but he or she is an excellent gifter.

The first box I opened contained a pint glass imprinted with an iconic image from my favorite TV show, Breaking Bad. I'm sure anyone who watches the show will recognize the "Heisenberg sketch". This gift was actually so well chosen that it upset my girlfriend. My birthday is this week, and it turns out that she got me the same pint glass as a gift. I assured her that I was happy to have a set of two. She reluctantly agreed.

The next box was a set of two pint glasses featuring my favorite pro sports team, the Denver Broncos. I really love these pint glasses, firstly because I love my Broncos and secondly because they're aesthetically pleasing (Unless you're a Raiders fan or something, in which case your tastes are already pretty strange). A large broncos logo on each glass makes the main part of the design, but the glasses are also checkered with small instances of the word "BRONCOS" around the whole glass.

Now, anyone who could tell from my activity in /r/nfl that I love the Broncos would probably ascertain from my activity in r/cfb (and my username) that I love my LSU Tigers too. Pretty obvious, right? Well, here is where an anonymous message from my gift-giver comes into play. A few days ago I received the a message on my redditgifts account which closed with:

"PS I'm from Arkansas & also love football."

To which I replied (in part):

"Are you a Hog fan?"

I received no response to this message. Now back to the final part of my gift (By dumb luck, I opened everything in the perfect order). It was a smaller package, so I figured that it was probably a shot glass, and I was right. It was a college football shot glass. Was it an LSU shot glass? Nope. It was an Arkansas Razorbacks shot glass, emblazoned in large block letters with "HOGS" and an Arkansas helmet. I got a pretty good laugh out of this, and immediately realized why I never got a response to my message. Needless to say, I never imagined a scenario where I would be happy to get an Arkansas shot glass, yet here we are. I'm definitely going to get some use out of it, but I'm still undecided on whether it'll be a regular shot glass or the "shot glass of shame".

Thanks so much to the mystery user who sent everything! I'm already enjoying drinking beer out of my Broncos pint glasses. I'll make sure to upvote some Hog fans on /r/cfb.