In the world of roller-coaster enthusiasm, many rides are known for how bad they are. Valravn, Kingda Ka, Gatekeeper, and Goliath are among these examples. However, there's one coaster that's worst than all of these combined: the one and only Kumba at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay. Yes, I dare say the name.

Now, if you're lucky enough to not know what Kumba is, you may be wondering what all the fuss is about. To put it simply, Kumba sucks. It's the worst roller coaster of all time, and is infamous for its rough ride and uninspired layout. Some idiotic enthusiasts think this this piece of crap is a fun and forceful ride, but they're wrong. Very, very wrong.

You see, unlike those "wannabe" enthusiasts, I'm much smarter than them which makes my opinion right and theirs wrong. All those fake enthusiasts do is sit on their asses all day as they jack off to Robb Alvey smut, while I browse RCDb and learn about foreign coasters only the truest of enthusiasts know of. Those poor plebs, thinking they know it all when they only have 300 credits. How I pity them!

Despite all this, we aren't here to discuss these vapid losers. Instead, we're here to talk about the demolition of Kumba. Yes, I said demolition. I despise this "Boring and Mild" ride so much that I believe it should be torn down and replaced with something else. What would I want to replace it? I honestly don't know. I personally would like a launched RMC strata coaster with T-Rex track, but that's just my two cents.

In the end, there are only two words needed to finish this petition off. No more and no less. These two words are very close to the coaster community and even closer to my heart. The two words I speak of are, of course, "Kumba sucks".

Also RMC Gwazi please