One of FSW’s most esteemed sources recently fed us some info on the upcoming sequel to Zoolander, Zoolander 2. You might be thinking what does Zoolander have to do with Star Wars? Hit the jump to read all about how a galactic mass murderer makes the shift to model/designer in today’s FSW exclusive.

Ladies, hold on to your seats. Kylo Ren is hitting the runway in a big way this winter with the upcoming release of Zoolander 2. Apparently Kylo has always been interested in endeavors some knights might consider unnatural, but he’s shaking off the haters and working that black smock onscreen February 12th. Kylo is not only slaying the runway in the film, the modern day Ren(aissance) man is also set to become the “face” of his all-new fragrance in a global advertising campaign.

FSW has the exclusive first look at the ads for you to salivate over. As you can see, Kylo works that glistening mane into overdrive, while the copy on the ads reveal his inspiration for the fragrance. Obsession by Kylo Ren is said to empower people to accomplish tasks with impunity and ruthless dedication on a daily basis. By the grace of the scent’s irresistible mind-warping influence, a knight who wears it will surely have no issue commanding conversation with any female adversary.

Kylo plans to release a women’s fragrance and a line of unisex robes this May at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week. He will also act as the sole model for this line as well. This was not by choice but rather due to his inability to find models brave enough to walk the runway with him. We hope it was easier to recruit other Knights of Ren! Rest assured, Kylo will have no problem going Solo and working that runway like a Dark Side Divo. FSW has heard Kanye West is a huge fan, and has been seen wearing one of Kylo’s early designs.

I’m sure you’re thinking by now, “But what will the fragrance look like?” We pride ourselves on having the scoops no one else does, so without further adieu… Obsession by Kylo Ren.

Would you buy and use this scent? Let us know in the comments or in our new message board.

-Comrade Out