Three Dozen Fans Mourn as Kate Hudson’s Career is Taken Off Life Support 0 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 0 user reviews.

Despite heroic efforts by numerous filmmakers and Hollywood agents, Kate Hudson’s career, which seemed so promising after her breakout performance in 2000’s “Almost Famous,” was taken off life support today, where it’s been in a comatose state for the last few years.

The serious condition of Hudson’s career first became evident after she encountered the boxoffice and critical plague, “My Best Friend’s Girl,” the comedy that starred the actress, and Dane Cook, another thespian whose film career died prematurely, though some said not a moment too soon.

Experts throughout Hollywood attempted to treat Hudson’s career with 2009’s “Bride Wars,” but the plan backfired. The film was even more hated by critics than “My Best Friend’s Girl,” and sent Hudson’s career into a full blown coma.

After Hudson’s latest film “A Little Piece of Heaven” received a rotten rating of four on Rotten Tomatoes and bombed at the boxoffice last weekend, the decision was made by Hudson’s family to take her career off life support.

But anti-euthanasia activists protested the decision saying that every career deserves the right to keep going, even the ones that have little or no hope of making a recovery.

Despite their best intentions, however, the protestors had no legal recourse since Hudson’s career signed a “Do Not Resuscitate” form before it slipped into a coma, telling doctors, “I don’t want to end up like Lindsay Lohan’s career. I’d rather just get it over with.”

Moments after her daughter’s career was taken off life support, Hudson’s mother, Goldie Hawn made a heartfelt statement to the three dozen fans holding a candlelight vigil: “Although my daughter’s career is gone, her films like ‘Raising Helen’ and ‘How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.’ will live on for at least a month.”

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