Lard Butt 2020 1K (yes, that is 1K) The Lard Butt 1K is dedicated to the below-average athlete and weekend warrior in all of us. The Lard Butt 1K will replace timing chips with chocolate chips, water stations with donut stations and feature a well-stocked beer garden before and after, along with a Health and Fatness Expo. On top of being great fun for those who may be in decent shape and don't take themselves too seriously, it's an ideal confidence-builder for those of us not up to doing 5- or 10-K events.