We expect plenty of Cowboys fans for next Saturday’s Divisional Round game against the Rams at Los Angeles Coliseum, but tickets sure won’t come cheap.

The get-in price on StubHub is currently $185 way up in the corner of the stadium — but there’s only one ticket available at that price, and who really goes to a game alone? The next cheapest ticket is $319.

As for the “best” seats — or, in buyer’s terms, “most expensive” — the cheapest field-level seats start at $1,331.99 (without fees).

And for only $5,000 per ticket, you can have this view. What a deal!

It’s just insane how high ticket prices are nowadays. At some point, you’d think the bubble has to burst, and tickets will once again be affordable for blue-collar fans, but that time certainly isn’t coming anytime soon.