My wife told me a package was outside, which was surprising since today is Sunday. I didn't pay much attention until she said it was addressed to /u/Stoicscribbler! Right away I knew that Santa had come, and I jumped up out of my seat and ran to the door, making a stop along the way to grab a knife so I could open it immediately.

The first item I found was a donut squeaker dog toy. My Jack Russell terrier, Athena (or Attie for short), was napping quietly by the window, but when she heard the first squeak she went nuts. I'm not sure if she knew it was for her, or if she was just hellbent on stealing it from me. Over time I learned it is best not to question her, or else I have to face her wrath. She has been squeaking it very contentedly ever since!

The next gift was for me! A Logitech gaming headset, in my favorite color!!! I didn't know how much I needed this until I saw it. Short backstory, my wife and I had a son last February and he is a light sleeper. I have gotten used to watching Netflix on mute with subtitles. I play video games on PC, and don't even know for sure if they music or sound because I have never played them without it being muted. Never! I have an iPhone, so my lightning earphones don't work with my PC.

Wow... Santa you nailed it. Tonight I am going to play Crusader Kings II with sound for the first time, after 50+ hours of mute. I'm going to turn subtitles off on GTA 5 and hear the sounds of the city, and scroll through the radio stations.

ALSO... the cord is fabric which I LOVE. It's also long enough I can plug it into my TV and listen to movies and shows as loud as I want.

Thank you again Santa - what a perfect gift. Just wow.