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So what is this labour of blood, sweat and lots of copy/pasting of the e-acute? I decided to watch an episode of Pokémon, for intellectual purposes (hoo hey the colours). While watching it, I began mentally noting the cool and lame parts of it and then decided to write about the episode. Then I decided why not put this on the internet and share it with friends and well-wishers?

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