As I looked upon the little equine

I noticed her mane had a most splendid shine

I knew her locks had to be mine

And that's when I felt...

Naaaaauuughty...



She squeaked when we first met face to face

But more of a ruckus she did not raise

I guess my facade left her in quite a daze

Which meant I could be...

Naaaaauuughty...



She tried to plead, and bargained in vain

But I assured her she would be in no pain

For all I wanted was a moment with her mane

So I could be...

Naaaaauuughty...



Oh she struggled meekly, hardly put up a fight

I didn't even have had to hold on very tight

And as the razors buzzed, and went left and right

I felt so very...

Naaaaauuughty...



When the deed was done, the officers arrived

and soon in a jacket, I was neatly tied

I told them everything, I couldn't have lied

About how I'd been...

Naaaaauuughty...



Now back in my cell, I sit like before

Oh, how I hope I'll meet Fluttershy some more

And tell her I'm good, not rotten to the core

Even if I, sometimes, can be a bit...

Naaaaauuughty...