To infinity and beyo-- oh no, OH NO!

Buzz Lightyear: he doesn't belong in your ass. At least not upside down. You think a doctor's gonna believe he flew up there by himself feet first? THINK AGAIN (doesn't work for Ninja Turtles either).

Buzz Lightyear Should Not Be Inside Your Ass [gizmodo]

Thanks to Toey, who encourages you all to be safe this holiday season and not put any ornaments in you b-u-t-t.