They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast. Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass. Got blades for days, got guns galore, got combo moves, evades and more. With bear traps and hand grenades. Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face, poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts, sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts. Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on, your ass is grass, and I'm mowin' the lawn. Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop, whatcha crew gunna do when I hack and chop? But all these bitches are prima donnas, I stuff my face with chimichangas, yacos and beers, always keepin' it loose. Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce. (Deadpool) Sexy mothafuckaaaa! (Deadpool, Deadpool) Captain Deadpool! Nah, just Deadpool!



Merc with a mouth, I can't die-. One foot in a grave but I'm still alive. Try to kill me I'll just revive, then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes! I'm dangerous, feeling wreckless. Squeeze your neck like I was a necklace. Jump flip and leave 'em headless, I like my guns all big like Texas!

Hey goons, thugs, and bosses: guess what? I brought Colossus! Time's up, better count your losses, kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches. Run away, you know that I'll chase, every bad guy, put 'em right in their place. Revenge! I'm gunna give you a taste, I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face! I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives. (Deadpool) Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the taco's. (Deadpool) Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut. (Deadpool) 'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some!



Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha! Kickin' ass and takin' names, payback time, I'm not playin' games. These superpowers are feeling strange!! I move like a freakin' ninja, hand to hand, you know I'll end ya! Got two swords, now all up in ya, I don't care if I offend ya! Listen up, I got somethin' to say, that's right I run my mouth all day, step up, take a bloodbath. Now you're tryin' to run and it's makin' me laugh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Where you gunna go to? Tryin' to hide, but you know I'm gunna find you. Tippy-toes, sneakin' up behind you, I'm Deadpool-- Do I have to remind you?

Regenerate, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge! (Deadpool) The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, BOOM! (Deapool) I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid. (Deadpool) Note to the ladies: I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker. (Sexy motherfucker) (Sexy motherfucker) (Sexy motherfucker) (Sexy motherfucker) (Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Dead... Pool...)