Someone Wasn't Paying Attention.[Undertale] By SilverStarApple Watch

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Undertale-Science is an awesome blog. The writer is a scientist, and this scientist seems like a pretty cool guy. Unfortunately, when you make a theory about a female character, the SJW thoughtpolice might hear about it, and if they don't like it, they'll attack you, slander you, make paedophilia accusations... This person getting attacked for doing their job as a theorycrafter is what made me realize SJWs aren't just some idiotic group on the internet, doing stupid things far away for the average internet user to laugh at. These people are stupid, violent, and above all, dangerous. SJWs are not just unethical, they ruin lives. And when this person finishes his list of Undertale theories to post, we'll never see this writer again. The human behind the computer can't associate himself with his own work, despite how much he truly, genuinely loves science and Undertale. The blog will be left there, and the writer will take up a new username, the modern-day equivalent of someone innocent changing their name while fleeing a lynch mob determined to kill them.



Anyway, when reading one of Undertale-Science's awesome posts, I saw this in the corner of the "Suggested" section. I picked up on this person's idiocy right away, and while some would ignore this post like the average internet user trained themselves to do, I saw something that had to be pointed out.



The entire Mettaton/Alphys section was set up by Alphys, to insert herself into Frisk/Hero/Protagonist McFlatface's story as a helpful side-character. Mettaton went off-script a few times, and at other points, Alphys failed entirely and Mettaton had to bail her out. (See "Vegan" scene. If you don't see what's wrong with this scene, you may be a Vegan. Or you might not, and maybe I've only met idiotic Vegans so far, it's not like Veganism and Hippy Woo BS is the same thing, right?). This person didn't get that, and wants to pretend Alphys did nothing wrong because she's a woman, and everybody knows women can do no wrong. After all, that's what feminists always say, right? (Except the ones that try to distance themselves from the crazies to satisfy their cognitive dissonance, while still pushing for legislation and actions suggested by those crazies)



Also, it'd be great if we could end this myth where "Answering hard questions and knowing obscure stuff" equals intelligence outside of badly-written TV shows. Anyone can be told to repeat what two plus two is, anyone can do calculus all day until they remember the answer to any maths question you're likely to ask them, anyone can read a dictionary, remember how to spell words, and win spelling bees at any age, and anyone can recite that the the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides without even having to know what a hypotenuse is, they only need to know it's something smart-sounding a smart character on TV said. I could tell you some interesting facts about snails, would that make me an expert entomologist, or someone that looked up a list of snail facts? Some random Steven Universe fan could recite some interesting gem facts, would that make them a geologist, or someone that knows how to use google and watch "top 10 facts about gems/Steven Universe you didn't know" clickbait trash? I made a rather difficult Super Mario Maker puzzle level, would completing it make me a genius, or the level's creator? Intelligence is the ability to understand, not to know. Anyone can be told to repeat something, any idiot can be told to repeat something after you drill it into them. Someone intelligent can figure something out without needing someone else to spell something out for them and hold their hand as they drag them through it, despite what the "Everyone is equal and exactly the same, and should learn at the same rate no matter how fast or slow someone may be. Your ability to function as an adult is entirely dependent on the grades you get here and your ability to carry out meaningless busywork and put up with our BS and the BS of those around you. Only failures drop out of school, because those dropouts don't get good grades or diplomas or PHDs, and that's what life is really all about!" education system says.

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Published : Apr 12, 2016