Continue Reading Below Advertisement

It's the final epic struggle, with every character who's survived to this point putting aside their differences to battle a supernatural threat to their very species. Turns out they don't need a dragon at their backs, because the true dragon ... is teamwork.

The battle takes almost as long as the rest of the war combined, but Daenerys does it. They retake King's Landing. Fictional humanity is saved!

Nintendo

"It's Queen's Landing now. Any objections? No, didn't think so."

Continue Reading Below Advertisement

From there, she drives the white walkers back beyond the Wall, then marches into the far North and topples their frozen stronghold. The Seven Kingdoms are reunited, and their greatest threat is destroyed.

Nintendo

Her traditional warrior garb of a red ball cap, power suit, and half-undershirt struck mortal fear into her enemies.

Continue Reading Below Advertisement

Oh, and Bran got eaten by zombies at the start of all this, because no one cares about him.

The end!

So there you have it. The dragons are a paper tiger, and Dany will become Queen not through their power, but by giving Westeros what it's lacked for so long: a ruler willing to unite people against true evil. Jon will give his life fighting the white walkers. Jaime will die trying to redeem himself in the eyes of the people he loves. The Lannisters, in their arrogance, will fail to learn from the mistakes of the Starks. History repeats itself, as the final battle occurs on the same ground where this conflict began years ago. And, most importantly, a decade-old Nintendo game can tell an epic story more efficiently than a big-budget HBO series.

For more 100 percent not wrong insights into 'Game Of Thrones,' check out 6 Insane (but Convincing) 'Game of Thrones' Fan Theories and 19 Game of Thrones Plot Twists That Would BreakTthe Internet.

Subscribe to our YouTube channel, and check out The Definitive Answer To Game Of Thrones' Biggest Mystery , and other videos you won't see on the site!

Also, follow us on Facebook, and let's get as drunk as a Baratheon or something.