A total ofzero percent of African American voters support Mitt Romney, an NBC/Wall Street Journal poll reveals. Politico refers to this figure as “staggering.” But oh, just wait until the convention, when Romney karaokes two new verses of “Who Let the Dogs Out.” He’s been practicing his human-style smile, too.

After Romney suffered sustained booing at an address to the NAACP in July, the organization’s chair, Roslyn Brock, released the following apologia: “This morning Governor Romney laid out his policy agenda for this nation. Unfortunately, much of his agenda is at odds with what the NAACP stands for—whether the issue is equal access to affordable health care, reforming our education system or the path forward on marriage equality.”

Empirical research conducted on the “Blacks/Afro-Americans for Mitt Romney” Facebook page confirms Romney’s unpopularity within the black community. Many members of the group appear to be white; still more appear to have joined the group with the intention of arguing how disingenuous most of the posted pro-Romney arguments were.

The G.O.P. should really now focus on getting NBC/Wall Street Journal poll participant-I.D. laws on the books.