Stanley Alberts, the #1 abortionist at the Columbus, Ohio Women’s Clinic has some advice for the most recent mass shooters.

“You mean to tell me this last mass shooter only killed ten people? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those up in this racket! The media is going nuts and this kid only murdered the number of people I will by lunch?” Alberts added.

Stanley makes an excellent point. Hundreds of people die daily at the hands of professional medical personnel, in incredibly painful ways, and the nation completely shuts down when an incel goes on a rampage. It’s not that we should be numb about murder, but maybe treat it equally across the board.

Murder is bad, whether the tool of choice is an AR-15, a saline syringe, or a tooth filled vacuum. There has yet to have been enough mass murders in the history of this country to inflict the amount of carnage a licensed professional knocks out at any given Planned Parenthood in a productive week, and for this America should be ashamed.