They got me a "Tactical BBQ Apron" (Google it, it's awesome), a fallout funko character and a cute little Succulent that's INSIDE A KEYCHAIN. That exists!

Mad kudos for tailoring the gifts. I'm military, like cooking, love fallout (and have some other funkos), and have a ridiculous succulent collection/obsession.

So great job, enabler!

For real though, thank you so, so much. Your gifts literally made my holiday, and your generosity made me choke up a bit.

Happy <insert politically correct holiday message or arbitrary, equal, non-offensive non-holiday label here> day!

I hope the best for you.