Base God Interviews

Hello everyone! This is a set of interviews I conducted with the members of the Base Gods Minors team. Minors players everywhere, start preparing for me to come harass you to be interviewed. The first 3 interviews are with the 3 players who will be having a fight for the 2 top spots in minors offense. Around Wednesday, I'll have interviews with the people who I believe will contend for the top 2 minors defense spots. Enough time listening to me talk about boring stuff, onto our interviews!

Note: B is me, Pa is Papi, Pu is Punster, and H is Hyamez.

Papi

B: So, how are you right now?

Pa: I just lost my first game.

B: Ever?

Pa: Yeah.

B: Well, that's.... Interesting. So what are you doing right now?

Pa: A: Everyone in the pubs im in are fucking pandas. I'm expected to teach them how to play and play myself at the same time. They're like pandas that are released out into the wild and breed like crazy, and have to be taught to stop.

B: Uh... ok then. Who do you think is closer to the starting spot next to you right now, Punster or Hyamez?

Pa: Uh, I think they're leaning towards Punster right now, not me who are, but they are. I'm fine with playing with anyone, punster or hyamez.

B: If you could play Majors, and only win a quarter of your games, or play Minors and win the Muperball, which would you pick?

Pa: Obviously minors dude, why would I want to lose?

B: What do you think of raven so far?

Pa: Yo, raven is my homedog. For lack of better words, he's a beast. He's good.

B: Final question, are hyamez's memes dank, pepes rare, and is he bad or is he bad.

Pa: What kind of question is that. Like pepes rare, what does that shit mean? I don't understand this meme shit, get it out of here. Like when people tell me to touch their rare pepe, I don't know if that means they're like a registered sex offender or something like that YOU FUCKING PANDA! EVERYONE IN PUBS ARE PANDAS! YOU ARE(Cut off due to too much crude language.)

Punster

B: Do you like papi so far?

Pu: I havent played with him much

B: Yeah, but do you like him?

Pu: yeah hescool

B: Who do you think is better with him, you or hyamez?

Pu: I cant tell yet.

B: Fair enough, If you could choose between you playing, but not winning the muperball, or you being benched, but your team winning the muperball, which would you pick?

Pu: being benched I'd rather see my team win than lose. who cares about me im bad.

B: True, true. Do you like Hyamez so far?

Pu: I love hyamez.

B: Who doesn't? Final question, are hyamez's memes dank, pepes rare, and is he bad or is he bad.

Pu: all of the above are true.

Hyamez

B: Hyamez, this is the 3rd season you've played on the same team as Papi now. Would you say you're really used to his play style by now?

H: (Censored from swear words):I know how to play with papi I just let him do his thing and I worry about staying ahead and getting him out, then I can sit on regrab and do my crosswords as he racks hold. Ive had some computer problems that made me unable to practice with my team so far so thats annoying but I'll get it fixed soon. Also we have Punster someone who I find to have a similar play style to Papi who I very much enjoy playing with, idk how much these new young bloods know about Punster but hes a monster and unless he and Papi cannot work together at all I'm really determine to fight for my minutes this season as opposed to previous seasons where I could easily coast into starting without much competition, hell I might even figure out how to put up stats this season.

B: Ok then. Who do you see getting the starting position as of now, you or Punster?

H: Defiantly punster but i can guarantee you im gonna work harder than anyone else in the league to start

B: Alright! Would you prefer playing majors and win half of your games, or play minors and win the muperball?

H: Muperball i come off as silly and not caring a lot but im very competitive and a joke i like to use is that I dont put up gasp cause the only stat i care about is wins.

B: Also because it's too hard for you to put up a decent gasp amirite. How are you liking Raven as both a captain and a player so far?

H: Havent been able to talk to him that much cause my computer still fucked but he is a cool guy that keeps us together.

B: Alright, final question and I'll stop bothering you. What would you rate your memes on a scale of 1-infinity?

H: Editor's Note: Hyamez made a meme, which has been edited out due to redundency

Conclusion

And there are your interviews. Papi's interview was via microphone, so that may not be his exact words. But I guarantee he used the word panda, I asked. I know, it's really weird. If anyone on Base Gods wants to hit me up on mumble or just through reddit, I'll be fine with that. Otherwise, I'll contact you either today or tomorrow. Tune in on Wednesday to see the defense shitty interviews. Goodbye, Baton Beel.