TT: And then Roxy spilled her drink on the poor guy.

GG: Oh man! Shucks, that sounded like she certainly liked him too.

TT: Well, I’d feel sorry for any dude that tried to date a Lalonde. Those women are scarier than a B-rated horror film.

TT: Like, imagine Saw. That shit isn’t even B-rated, but that is NOTHING in comparison to the Lalonde ladies.

TT: Shit, have you seen RoLal’s mom when she’s pissed?

GG: I’ve heard stories, hoo hoo!

TT: There was this one ti–

TT: –huh?

GG: Dad?

GG: OH MY GOSH.

GG: I can’t believe this. Dirk, I am SO sorry…

TT: This is fucking gold, holy shit. This cake is perfect.