Did you think you were safe because the weekend was over, Hunter Pence? Sick burns take NO DAYS OFF.


Today's final game of the Giants-Mets series was a day game, and Pence's biggest enemies brought the heat in the form of mild accusations on neon signs. They're attacking your card-shuffling ability, man. Say something!


Pence has two homers and seven RBI in the first three games of this series, so the burns may not be working. They're still pretty brutal, though.

Hunter Pence never flips his pillow to get the cool side. Hunter Pence hates movie trailers. Hunter Pence doesn't like marshmallows in his hot chocolate.

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