And God Said, Let There Be A Back Rub

For Valentine's Day, the story of creation and God's girlfriend, who feels like she never sees Him. From The New Yorker. On the first day, God created the heavens and the earth. 'Let there be light,' He said...And God saw that it was good... On the second day, God separated the oceans from the sky... On the third day, God’s girlfriend came over and said that He’d been acting distant lately. 'I’m sorry,' God said. 'Things have been crazy this week at work.' He smiled at her, but she did not smile back. And God saw that it was not good.

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Texas Judge: To Those Christians Who Have Venomously and Vomitously Cursed the Court and Threatened Bodily Harm, In His Name, I Forgive You

In "a concise masterpiece of sanity," U.S. District Judge Fred Biery settled a high-profile case involving prayer in a Texas school, fabulously blasting critics who have "demagogued this case for their own political goals," as in, Newt calling him "un-American." Biery pointedly noted what the case was about - the effort to harmonize competing interests in the First Amendment - and what it was not about: the right to pray. "Any American can pray seven days a week, 24 hours a day, in private as Jesus taught or in large public events as Mohammed instructed....To those who have prayed for my death: Your prayers will someday be answered, as inevitability trumps probability."

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