185. Penelope called Toni a "she-goblin" after she was put on "trial" by Cheryl.

186. And then Cheryl said, "TT, get the chloroform," and they chloroformed Penelope.

187. Yes, that's the SECOND Riverdale mom to be chloroformed by their kid on this show THIS YEAR.

188. Then, Cheryl banished Penelope to THE SEX BUNKER!!!! Literally the bunker that every teen/adult on this show knows about. I forkin' can't.

189. Thank god, there was a musical number during the mid-season finale, and Kevin finally got to sing again.

190. Archie almost beat Dodger to death while the kids from the El Royale looked on in horror.

191. Betty revisited the day that she murdered Caramel to try and break the hypnosis. (IDK?? I'm confused.)

192. Amid all of this, Jughead won a contest at school to be the next ghostwriter for The Baxter Brothers series and signed a contract that will definitely be AN ISSUE in the future.

193. Jughead was initiated into the Quill and Skull society. Which means he has been in both a gang AND a secret society. Cool cool cool.

194. Cheryl finally had a funeral for Jason (yes, corpse Jason) by lighting him on fire on the Sweetwater River.

195. ^That was the first scene that the main cast had together in a LONG TIME. Also, I guess all of her friends found out she was hoarding the corpse that whole time? Cool cool cool.

196. The flash-forward was then only four weeks away, which didn't make a ton of sense timeline-wise, but I just rolled with it.

197. Dark Betty came back and she smashed a mirror!

198. FRED ANDREWS HAD A LONG-LOST BROTHER NAMED FRANK WHO SHOWED UP TO MEET ARCHIE AT THE EL ROYALE!!!! (He BETTER not be evil, but he 100% will be.)

199. Jughead looked reallllll dead in the future. (Unless it's a TWIN!)

200. Oh, and Betty maybe probably bashed his head in. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯