Asstacular – adjective – referencing ass.

Pronunciation – Ass-tack-u-lar

Ass that ascends the ganga level aspires to become asstacular. This describes the sheer spectacle of staring at ass hand-shaped by angels, lovingly squeezed into clothing, and out on display for your undeserving eyes.

In the presence of asstacular women men are often struck instantly dumb, deaf, and mute – unable to react to the calls of friends, family, or worse – their woman!