The last time Los Angeles had an NFL team, a Kardashian was regularly appearing on national TV and causing people to wonder about their relationship with a controversial pro athlete for the first time.

By the end of this week, professional American football could return to LA at the same time 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is publicly lusting after Kim Kardashian’s selfie-friendly cell phone case and the rest of the world is marveling at the way sister Khloe eats a Kit Kat.

As the Kardashians go, so goes the NFL in the City of Angels.

The 32 NFL team owners are meeting Tuesday and Wednesday in Houston and will most likely vote on proposals submitted by three teams—the Oakland Raiders, the San Diego Chargers, and the St. Louis Rams—that could allow one or two of them to move to the second largest media market in the US. For the Raiders and Rams, a move to LA would be a return to the days of the ’80s and early ’90s, when both teams called that city home. (They also both left the city after the 1994 season, which was the last time the Chargers were in the Super Bowl.)

If the owners approve a move, it will mark the end of the league’s longest period of team stability. As Reddit user making-flippy-floppy pointed out in the NFL community, no teams have left or joined the league, or changed their names, cities, divisions, conferences, or leagues since 2003.

Change can be a good thing, and if the NFL is going to switch the home of one or more teams to a West Coast address, why not go the distance and change their logos and identities to give them a more LA feel, too?

That’s what we did, keeping only the colors and nicknames of the three teams eyeing a move to Los Angeles. These are the results.

Oakland LA Raiders

The Concept: A Raiders of the Lost Ark theme. Call it Raiders of the Los Angeles.

Why It Says LA? Nothing is more associated with Los Angeles than the movie industry. And what team wouldn’t want to be connected to a Indiana Jones, a character played by Harrison Ford, the newly crowned top grossing actor in Hollywood? At 73, he could probably kick the asses of half the kickers in the NFL.

San Diego LA Chargers

The Concept: Consumerism gone wild with a no-limit credit card. Charge it!

Why It Says LA? Rodeo Drive. Beverly Hills. Melrose. Even a rube who hasn’t made it past the Mississippi River knows those names are synonymous with a shopping experience that requires a chip-encoded piece of plastic with no spending limit. This new branding would capture that charge card lifestyle that lets you live above your means like a celebrity because you’re buying it on credit. Maybe during poor seasons, the glitzy credit card logo can be replaced by a stack of past-due bills, and players’ jersey numbers will be in the poor credit score range of 300 to 550.

St. Louis LA Rams

The Concept: The first corporate-sponsored NFL team, brought to you by Ram Trucks. Guts. Glory. Football. Trucks.

Why It Says LA? When it comes to sports, rampant corporate sponsorship seems more associated with the South than the West Coast (thanks, NASCAR!). But LA knows a thing or two about endorsement deals, too. In fact, the town and its celebrity culture refined it with partnerships like Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Rinna’s $2-million deal with Depends. Come this fall, you could be watching the first Gatorade game of the Ram Trucks Rams of Los Angeles brought to you by Carl’s Jr., live from Esurance Field at Whole Foods Market Stadium.