Can’t knock what Michigan is doing here or where there head is at, happy wife happy life are good words to go by. You get the girl on your side and you got a leg up on everybody from the jump. Unfortunately for Michigan that’s kind of a more adult sentiment, more fit for a married couple or long term relationships when you’re grown up and living together and slogging through real life. Not so much for an 18 year old kid about to go to one of the biggest college football programs in the country and slay everything in sight with breasts. Sure he could be one of the like 0.0001% of D1 recruits who are dummies and want to stick with their high school sweetheart in college, but as you can see from the percentage there, the odds are much better this is just going to be a waste of 15 minutes of handwriting a letter.

Also not to nitpick but that’s an incredibly excessive use of exclamation points Jay.