I just noticed that this old favorite has been reprinted. A quick excerpt:

This is the Theory Jack built.

This is the Flaw

That lay in the Theory Jack built.

This is the Mummery

Hiding the Flaw

That lay in the Theory Jack built.

This is the Summary

Based on the Mummery

Hiding the Flaw

That lay in the Theory Jack built.

This is Constant K

That saved the Summary

Based on the Mummery

Hiding the Flaw

That lay in the Theory Jack built.

This is the Erudite Verbal Haze

Cloaking Constant K

That saved the Summary

Based on the Mummery

Hiding the Flaw

That lay in the Theory Jack built.

This is the Turn of a Plausible Phrase

That thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze

Cloaking Constant K

That saved the Summary

Based on the Mummery

Hiding the Flaw

That lay in the Theory Jack built.

This is Chaotic Confusion and Bluff

That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase

That thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze

Cloaking Constant K

That saved the Summary

Based on the Mummery

Hiding the Flaw

That lay in the Theory Jack built.

This is the Cybernetics and Stuff

That covered Chaotic Confusion and Bluff

That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase

Amd thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze

Cloaking Constant K

That saved the Summary

Based on the Mummery

Hiding the Flaw

That lay in the Theory Jack built.

This is the Button to Start the Machine

To make with the Cybernetics and Stuff

To cover Chaotic Confusion and Bluff

That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase

And thickened the Erudite Verbal Haze

Cloaking Constant K

That saved the Summary

Based on the Mummery

Hiding the Flaw

That lay in the Theory Jack built.

This is the Space Child with Brow Serene

Who pushed the Button to Start the Machine

That made with the Cybernetics and Stuff

Without Confusion, exposing the Bluff

That hung on the Turn of a Plausible Phrase

And, shredding the Erudite Verbal Haze

Cloaking Constant K

Wrecked the Summary

Based on the Mummery

Hiding the Flaw

And Demolished the Theory Jack built.