Bernie Sanders is still running for president, but at this point, many people are unsure why he’s still in the race. That includes the candidate himself who admitted to The Derringer that he was “A little confused” why he was still here now that everyone’s already unemployed.

“This was sort of my plan,” explained Senator Sanders, “Complete government takeover, end of private industry, mass unemployment, government handouts, all of it. Obviously, we didn’t need a global pandemic for this, but now that we’re here, to be perfectly honest with you, I’m not sure what I would even want to accomplish.”

Powerful stuff. Will Sanders stay in the race even longer, or just drop out and endorse Donald Trump for Chairman of The People’s Socialist Republic of America? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure, we’re all part of the revolution now.