There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every timethey made love the husband always insisted on shutting off thelight.Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figuredshe would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while theywere in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned onthe lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding abattery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamedat him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You betterexplain yourself!"The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'llexplain the toy . . . you explain the kids."