The "You Pretty Much Own Me" Reward

also known as

The "Nobody is Going to Pledge This" Reward.

All the amazing rewards above, except you get your own page in the book thanking you, bragging about you, pretty much anything.

I will come read the story to you and your friends, or your kid's classmates, or patrons of your public library, or on a street corner (if that is what you want), then I will hang out and answer any questions that people may have, I will sign stuff, hand out like thirty-something copies of the book for the kiddos.

PLUS! 20 copies of the physical book will be donated to a charity, library, school, or child in need. (More information coming soon)

Depending on location, travel expenses may be additional. (I actually am quite poor).

Estimated Delivery will be February of 2016, but we will work something out as soon as I get a copies of the book.

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