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He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.

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—San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen







#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown

William Edward Atchison (also known by his uncreative aliases AlGore, Vance Stone, FuckYou, MrApophis, and SatanicDruggie) was an Encyclopedia Dramatica admin and pasty-faced little runt of a manlet, edgelord, and Freckle Chan's suspected cousin who shot up a school in Aztec, New Mexico on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero.

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a school shooting, just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His dreams of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an elderly woman, just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.

Let's hope that there's WiFi in Hell so William can read this.

Background [ edit ]

The Onion. Amazingly, this photo is not from

Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, it is likely that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday just like his idols, and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality drugs. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, fuck-for-a-buck, Mexican or Injun whores, which no doubt increased his fears that he was deeply homosexual. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his pindick wouldn't respond, exposing him to further humiliation.

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some IT studies to bolster his résumé? A second-hand car, to widen his job prospects? A reasonable whore and half-a-dozen points of chang, with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless fedora-tipping brony/furfag who shitposted on /pol/, eventually becoming a sysop on ED.

The shooting [ edit ]

School used COUCH! It's super effective!



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Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.

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—Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off another failure. Note that the dutiful prole literally planned to work until the day he died (see note above).







Loadout [ edit ]

He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.

Class Setup Item Accessories/Bonus Primary: Glock 19 Gen 4 761 hours experience in CS:GO. Thrown: Backpack Perfect camouflaged container for hiding handheld rapist. Perk 1: Ghost Pro Invisible against Spy Planes and Substitute Teachers. Spell: Æ Hundreds of hours editing & reading School Shooting articles.

Online presence [ edit ]

Wikipedia got it right! The truth is out!

Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.

AlGore's POV

Suffering from the tism and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent the majority ALL of his time running around online constantly screeching "NIGGER" and "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic alt-right wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt a great deal of virtual control by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly cuntservative cracker ass persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their concerns with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.

On Steam, Atchison would befriend Ali David Sonboly (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and Hatred, getting himself v& for cheating in online matches.

Meanwhile on Kiwi Farms he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath.

Profiles [ edit ]

William left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

Forum Posts [ edit ]

Stuck in a Rural Redneck town - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: )

Entry #16 - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: )

Videos [ edit ]

Galleries [ edit ]

General About missing Pics He never hi scored.



Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.

His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for funeral expenses meth.

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Coincidence?

Start of his sick nature

The ending of his sick nature

Separated at birth?



Okay.

Not buried at the local cemetery. His family knew his grave would be a vandal magnet.













Internet reactions About missing Pics The Roblox Community

4 Chan

Drop Dead Cynical

Kiwi Farms

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Score [ edit ]

Graded Score Kill count: 2/20 Did worse than Randy Stair Accuracy: 5/20 Shot at a wall for two minutes Style: 7/20 Disguised himself as a student to get inside Butthurt: 2/20 School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed Bonus: -1/20 Couldn't even make it on the High Score leaderboard Total Score: 15/100 (F-)

Sofa cuck

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Wanted Level —————————— ——————————

Mall Cop







See also [ edit ]

Virgins (72) - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG - What William serves as an example of.





