Leftists used to accuse conservatives of being stuffy, humorless and out of touch with your average Joe. They found out just how wrong they were in the last election. Ever since then, they've been in crisis mode, trying their best to relate to even a single person on a remotely human level. Which seems an impossible task considering Hillary Clinton was the best they had to offer.

With the DNC's fall meeting coming up, the RNC decided to have a little fun with them:

Pardon me for a moment.

I know we're biased toward the right, but that's some first rate trolling right there. After the Democrats get discharged from the emergency room for the burns they just received, they should put pen to paper and take some notes. This is how to endear people to your cause.

Everything in this fake itinerary is funny because it's absolutely true. The current Democratic party is a cesspool of unrelatable, corrupt automatons who don't know the first thing about being a real person in real America. Which the RNC has at least something of a handle on. That's why Democrats keep extending their losing streak every time there's an election. But, instead of learning from their mistakes, they blame everyone else and double down on their left-wing lunacy.

If Democrats really want to become relevant again, they might think about scrapping their failed borderline Socialist policies. Most people have this weird thing where they vote for things that work, not leftist pipe dreams about "equality" and "social justice."

Oh yeah, and being giant, lying hypocrites doesn't help their cause either:

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