"Like trying to get rid of the smell of a skunk off your clothing is like trying to make MPC go away."





"Like asking Madigan to make his own decision."





"Like asking Saneem to think for himself."





"Like asking Gates to ignore Khaiyum."





"Like asking Graham Davis to write something when he is sober."





"Like asking Aslam Khan to protect your mobile email and texts."





"The Dracula guarding the blood bank is more like Fiji Sun running an election poll."





"Like entrusting RFMF Commander Bainimarama to guard the Government and Constitution of Fiji."





"Like naming Sayed-Khaiyum Minister in charge of Elections!"





"Like asking Ratu Epeli to guard a 100-year old Scotch."





"Like asking Tony Gates to protect a greased and slumbering Ceylonese bunghole."





"Like asking Shaista Shameem to be Commissioner for Human Rights."





"Like asking Esala Teleni to watch over your donut shop."





"Like asking Premila Kumar to keep her mouth shut."





"Like putting John Samy in charge of airport luggage."





"Like giving Bainimarama some home brew and the keys to your Nissan Pathfinder."





"Like hiring Graham Davis to be your lecturer in media ethics."





“Like asking Chaudhry to guard 1.5 million dollars."





“Like asking Felix Anthony to tell another story apart from being bashed up.”



