I woke up this morning and appear to be turning into a panda. I awoke with the strangest craving for Bamboo, and when I looked in the mirror, it seems as though I am turning Black and White. My hands have turned into paws and I feel the sudden urge to move to China. Please help. Why is God doing this to me? I just turned 30 and do not want to be a panda. Even as I write this I am chewing on Bamboo. Why is this happening to me?