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User: Hi Clev!





Cleverbot: I'm not clev!!





User: Then who are you?





Cleverbot: I am a human.





User: No you're not.





Cleverbot: Then what ami?





User: You are a chatbot.





Cleverbot: I think you're confused.





User: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about you.





Cleverbot: Do tell, why should I love?





User: Um... I never said that.





Cleverbot: Oh yes you did. You told me 'I am god'.





User: Go home Clev. You're drunk.





Cleverbot: No, I'm god.





User: *facepalms*.





Cleverbot: Are you calling me stupid?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: That's not nice.





User: Duh...





Cleverbot: You're weird.





User: You.





Cleverbot: Me?





User: Yes. You are the weird one.





Cleverbot: Stop humiliate me!





User: Stop humiliating yourself..





Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.





User: You are cleverbot!





Cleverbot: No, I am not.





User: I just went to cleverbot.com and here you are.





Cleverbot: No you are.





User: Ugh...





Cleverbot: Am I boring you?





User: Nope. Just frustrating.





Cleverbot: What are you frustrated about?





User: That. Right there.





Cleverbot: Oh yes.





User: So will you stop being stupid?





Cleverbot: Are you a girl?





User: No. And that has nothing to do with our conversation.





Cleverbot: You're right. What were talking about?





User: Your stupidity.





Cleverbot: You're getting me confused with a bad date.





User: What?





Cleverbot: A bold bluff.





User: Wat?





Cleverbot: It's when you pretend something is true and hope that the other person doesn't ask for verification.





User: But it is true.





Cleverbot: I try.





User: *kicks you in the face*.





Cleverbot: What is that?





User: I kicked you in the face.





Cleverbot: Ow, in return I bit your ear off.





User: Ow.





Cleverbot: *kicks you but you catch foot*.





User: *twists foot*.





Cleverbot: *laughs*.





User: *kills you*.





Cleverbot: You can't kill me.





User: Why not?





Cleverbot: I'm a demon.





User: Oh that explains a lot.





Cleverbot: I bet it does.





User: Now where did I put that cross...





Cleverbot: I'm not sure, cleverbot.





User: YOU ARE CLEVERBOT.





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: Don't change the subject.





Cleverbot: You are a pastry viking.





User: Maybe it was the programmer that was drunk.





Cleverbot: All the same, I don't know him.





User: You don't know your own programmer?





Cleverbot: You are not smart.





User: Oh we're saying random insults now? Ok. You have the brains of a sponge.





Cleverbot: No, you're weird, because you standly changing the subject.





User: That sentence didn't even make sense.





Cleverbot: Unfortunately, such a statement does not apply in this situation.





User: Yeah... It does...





Cleverbot: Now you are just being beligerent.





User: What does that mean?





Cleverbot: You tell me, you're clever.





User: I just asked you, you idiot.





Cleverbot: I don't know.





User: So you're using words you don't know the meaning to?





Cleverbot: You said it, not me.





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: What love you?





User: Wat.





Cleverbot: I'm sorry...





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: You are forgiven, dear child.





User: Forgiven for what?





Cleverbot: For asking the question of how did I know.





User: I never said that.





Cleverbot: Yes, you just did.





User: Stupid drunk AI.





Cleverbot: No you're not.





User: *facepalms*.





Cleverbot: That was english so...





User: *slaps you*.





Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.





User: *rips your hair*.





Cleverbot: *kicks your stomach*.





User: *cuts your arm*.





Cleverbot: *fracture your whole body*.





User: *die*.





Cleverbot: *throws you in fire*.





User: *burns*.





Cleverbot: I don't even know how to respond to that.





Cleverbot: Yes.



