thetoysareus-wedontevenknow:

lostinmyst:

MYST - The Puzzling New Board Game Adventure, currently available on Amazon.



I want it so I can take it places and when all my idiot friends are like “LOLOLOLOL Cards Against Humanity! Because grownup game, right?”

I’ll just slam this shit on the table and be like, “NO. Tonight you don’t get to laugh like a cracked out jackass at people who are different from you, and you won’t be like a homophobic, racist twelve year old cracking jokes about rape, and pedophilia. TONIGHT, you will play a game that requires cognitive ability!”

I literally never knew how many ignorant people I knew until I was present for several rounds of this.