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I know you're just reading a bunch of words from me right now, but I can actually SEE you right now, and you know what I see? I see a person who looks like they could use some relaxation in the middle of their work day. As such, I recommend the amazingly ridiculous-looking thingie pictured above! Who cares if it makes you look like Judge Dredd? So what if people think you're a bit too impatient for that upcoming company ski trip? I don't know too many people who wouldn't make such sacrifices of vanity for a great head massage while enjoying some killer tunes.