Too close to call. We’ll let our Clashers pick the winner here.

Both are funny. Both would trigger the ‘precious snowflakes’, for sure.

What says ClashNation? Who comes out on top in this throwdown?

Contestant one? — The Title holder

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‘Mammas Don’t Let Your Cowboys Grow Up To Be Pussies.’

Track 1:



And running against it? — The Fresh New Challenger

‘Friends in Safe Spaces’

Track 2:



After this story,

ClashDaily reported on Ted Cruz getting heat by Snowflakes for tweeting the ‘Friends In Safe Spaces’ song.

…we’d have to guess Ted Cruz votes for the second one.

We know it’s a tough choice.

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Both songs are pretty accurate.

But you know what’s even better than mocking the symptoms?

Fixing the problem:

ClashDaily.com’s, Editor-In-Chief, Doug Giles addresses our nation’s abysmal wussification in his NEW book …

The Effeminization Of The American Male

by Doug Giles

Doug Giles, best-selling author of Raising Righteous And Rowdy Girls and Editor-In-Chief of the mega-blog, ClashDaily.com, has just penned a book he guarantees will kick hipster males into the rarefied air of masculinity.

That is, if the man-child will put down his frappuccino; shut the hell up and listen and obey everything he instructs them to do in his timely and tornadic tome.

In The Effeminization Of The American Male, Giles takes ‘Crispin’ from the unaccomplished, prissy and dank corridors of ‘Wussville’ up the steep, treacherous and unforgiving trail that leads to ‘Mantown.’

“Secretly, everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a p*ssy generation.” – Clint Eastwood

This is definitely one of the most politically incorrect books to ever hit the market.

It will most certainly offend the entitled whiners, but it will also be a breath of fresh air to young males who wish to be men versus hipster dandies.

Buy Now: The Effeminization Of The American Male