Last time, Auxana attempted to spread her fashion sense to the members of Appaloosa Plains. Then she creepily asked this guy to the Fall Festival.

And here we are, the Fall Festival. Things will only end in disaster here.

The very first thing Auxana does to impress Kenji is wet herself. Evidently, the mere sight of a haunted house is enough to make Auxana urinate all over herself like a child.

Kenji suggests they try bobbing for apples.

Just like pie eating, Auxana is a master at bobbing for apples.

Kenji sits down to stargaze, so Auxana plops herself right beside him.

They get to talking and Kenji actually starts flirting with Auxana. Maybe he has a thing for giant ears?

What a… cute… couple…

Auxana can no longer contain herself. She stands up, pulling Kenji with her by the arm. She slips her arms around his waist, pulls him towards her, and slams her lips against his. Kenji barely has any time to react. He sucks in a huge breath through his nose and his eyes widen. He was not expecting this.

He is speechless. He wipes the saliva off of his lips that Auxana left there and takes a moment to think about what just happened. Auxana looks at him expectantly, raising her eyebrows every few seconds in an attempt to be seductive.

Kenji, I would just run. Can you imagine what dating this chick would entail? She doesn’t clean her lot for goodness sake–

–aaaaaand he totally ignores my advice.

Kenji pulls her back in for another sloppy wet kiss.

Auxana is on cloud nine.

Before heading home, Auxana and Kenji agree to become official boyfriend and girlfriend. Auxana forces Kenji to take a picture of the two of them so she can prove to the world that she is dating someone. The second she gets back to her lot, she frames the photo and starts ambitiously sculpting with ice.

“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like, it’s better than yours– DAMN RIGHT!!! It’s better than yours!!!“

She is so elated with her new relationship that she constantly sings now. Mostly to her sculptures… and always this song.

She’s actually getting really good at sculpting now.

The next day, she calls Alouette and Kenji and invites them out after work to the karaoke bar. Alouette takes awhile to just stare at Auxana, utterly confused as to how she landed a boyfriend, especially with that damn smell.

Also, Alouette has turned into a fairy. Notice the blue sparkly wings behind her.

Kenji is having a Halloween party at his house that night, so the three only stay at the karaoke bar long enough to sing and take pictures in the photo booth. They carpool to Kenji’s house and Auxana changes into her handy-dandy hot dog costume that she never leaves the house without.

“Alouette, I am totally in love! I want to be with Kenji for the rest of my life! Do you think he feels the same way?”

“Auxana… maybe before considering anything long-term with this guy, you should buy a shower.”

“Kenji, I’ve known you for… what, like, three days now? And we’ve been dating for about that long, which is the longest I’ve ever been in a relationship!”

“Kenji, how do you feel about diamond rings?”

Auxana, no, don’t… seriously… not in a hot dog costume…

“I sure hope you like them, because…”

“…I bought one for you!”

“Oh my goodness!”

“That’s right, this beautiful ring can be yours for only one payment of the rest of your lifespan with me!”

“So? How ’bout it? Will you marry me right here, in the middle of your house with all of these people watching?”

Someone else dressed as a hot dog walks by, covering his nose to avoid Auxana’s rancid body odor. I believe this is the reason why Kenji’s hands are covering his face as well.

“Yes! Yes, Auxana, I will marry you right here!”

Hoo, boy, Kenji, you’re in for a long-ass lifetime.

“Okay! I do want to mention, though, I really hate doing things like cleaning… so, that’ll be your job when we move in together.”

And so, on that very Spooky Day, dressed as a scuba diver and a hot dog…

…Kenji and Auxana were married…

…and Kenji became the official co-founder of the Horsley Prettacy.

Kenji’s traits:

Want to be a Creature-Robot Cross Breader

Sign: Aquarius

Favorite Music: Electronica

Favorite Color: Yellow

Favorite Food: Dim Sum

Workaholic

Absent Minded

Perfectionist

Handy

Computer Whiz

Auxana led him to her lot and Kenji immediately noticed the ever-increasing pile of unopened newspapers.

Flies were surrounding multiple unwashed dishes and trash.

The toilet contained unspeakable horrors and was placed right next to the bed, which Kenji knew meant he would be smelling it all through the night if it wasn’t taken care of.

Thank goodness Kenji was more successful in his job at the science facility than Auxana was at the salon, because he was able to build them an actual house to live in with his savings.

He did keep all of the furniture that Auxana had sculpted herself, though, as that left them with enough money leftover to take care of bills for a few weeks.

The marriage is consummated in the shower, which is appropriate, as you can see Kenji is thinking Auxana is actually radioactive at this point.

Auxana hangs up the pictures that were taken in the photobooth earlier.

Kenji begins his first day as a married man by cooking.

The food is hardly edible… I don’t even know what that was supposed to be.

Auxana eats directly on the toilet, anticipating she will probably be in there all night after this meal anyway.

Sure enough, Auxana barfs a few hours later.

But was it from the food, or something else??