Ever dreamed about the days when you could stay in bed all day on a Saturday just because you felt like it? Or make an impromptu decision to go out with your friends to a bar after work? I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT’S THAT’S LIKE!!!!!

Good thing Hamish & Andy created a “Parent Fantasy Hotline” so we can all look back fondly on what life was like before children. Spoiler Alert: IT WAS SOOOOOOO GOOD.

You might want to take a moment to watch this in a room alone by yourself.

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