Weak boned individuals are single handedly ruining our country and it is up to the strong calcium enriched folk to take control. I say we send anybody who has broken a bone to space. Fractures are the same as a broken bone.

I also say we have weekly bone testing stations. Once a child has reached the age of two we begin bone testing. Every Monday each citizen must go to the nearest bone station to see if they have weak bones.

This is going to ensure that we have a strong, healthy, calcium enriched population. THERE IS NO LONGER ROOM FOR THE WEAK BONED! Sign today and be apart of the change!