Happy New Year’s Eve, everybody!

In just a few short hours we will be ringing in the new year with friends and family alike.

For the Seahawks, though, tonight’s celebration might be a little shorter than they’d like, given that they have a game tomorrow against the San Francisco 49ers. Since the Niners are a measly 2-13, the Seahawks might very well be able to win this game with a celebration hangover, but with the two seed still in play for them, they’ll want to be in top shape.

So, even though the Seahawks might be precluded from celebrating from dusk till dawn, that doesn’t mean they can’t make some New Year’s resolutions for 2017.

Here are a few they should consider making.

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Pete Carroll: Less gum, more veggies

Cows everywhere wish they could chew hay with the authority that Pete Carroll chews game. The Seahawks head coach can often be seen chomping away on the sideline throughout the course of the game. He’s revealed in the past to be a big fan of original Bubble Yum gum. But while his gum chewing antics have become a habitual part of game day, in 2017 Carroll might consider taking a healthier approach to inspire the youth of America. Maybe some celery sticks or halftime orange slices.

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Russell Wilson: Take that trip to China

While out picking up dinner the other night in Seattle, Wilson bumped into a group of Chinese fans, prompting him to take a picture and post it to Instagram. The Seahawks quarterback said he wants to visit China in the off-season, so why not stick to a resolution you know is easy to follow through on? Watch out, China, Wilson is on the way.

Earl Thomas: Get Lamborghini rides from Michael Bennett

Yesterday, Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett signed a three-year $31.5 million contract extension with the team. Bennett’s own brother, Martellus, took to social media to celebrate his brother’s new deal, and it turns out, Bennett’s own teammate Earl Thomas wants in on the action, too.

Congrats to black Santa on his new deal! @Mosesbread72 pick me up in the Lamborghini I'll prop my leg out the window.. — Earl Thomas (@Earl_Thomas) December 30, 2016

Thomas is out for the rest of the year with a broken leg, but the good news for fans everywhere is he’s decided not to retire, meaning he’ll be back on the field in 2017. I guess that’s Thomas’s primary resolution at this point, but getting rides in a sweet car has to be a close second, right?

Michael Bennett: Take dance lessons

Despite his big new contract, Bennett has decided to retire his sack dance for the time being, saying the cost of fines did not please his wife. Bennett may not be doing the same dance now, but with his big payday he can afford to hire the best choreographer Seattle has to offer. Bennett could hit us with a little tango, some salsa or waltzing, or even a little kabuki. I’m sure either of those styles would look great on a sweater.

Seahawks offensive line: Learn how to use spackle

That way they can patch up all those holes defenders keep going through.

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