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Vegans rejoice! The days of unsatisfying kidney bean nachos are over; because Woolies have just launched a 100% vegan, cruelty-free mince and it looks heaps delicious.

The supermarket will now be stocking Minced by Funky Fields

If you’re that brand of meat-eater that doesn’t give a shit about protein until a cruelty-free option is brought into the equation then you’ll be pleased to know that this rabbit food has the same amount of protein (18%) as beef mince. In fact, have all the nutrition information if you’re keen on spitting stats at the dinner table tonight:

Nutritive content PR 100 G:

Energy 814 kJ / 202 kcal

Fat 10 g

– of which saturates 8,0 g

Carbohydrates 6,2 g

– of which sugars 1,5 g

Protein 18 g

Salt 1,20 g

If you’re still not convinced that the cruelty-free option is right for you, read this article on the inconceivable damage that the meat industry is doing to our planet.

Oh also, ICYMI – Woolworths are sacking single-use plastic bags. Who’d’ve thunk this supermarket giant would end up being the woke king we needed in 2018.