While attending my eldest son’s baseball game this afternoon, I was hit with a flurry of text messages from The Alemonger, whom I thought was going to drop by the field and join us for some Hot Dogs. It turns out that he was playing little games with me, and here is the string of texts that I received when I got home (FYI, The Wookie was a co-conspirator):

Text #1 : Then it takes its phone to the back yard

: Then it takes its phone to the back yard Text #2 : …….step……step…..

: …….step……step….. Text #3 : It crosses the threshold of the bocce court…

: It crosses the threshold of the bocce court… Text #4 : It bends as if bowing to Sardinia alongside the swingset slide…

: It bends as if bowing to Sardinia alongside the swingset slide… Text #5: And it scans the earth inside the plastic fortress.

So I follow the instructions to the letter, and this is what I found…

That’s right fellow Beer Geeks… the “It’s just the booze dancing…” crew are now the proud owners of the Samuel Adams Latitude 48 IPA “Deconstructed” 12 Pack, or as our friends the Beer & Whiskey Brothers like to call it, Beer School in a Box. Thanks to The Alemonger for dropping this off in such a dastardly, underhanded, and HILARIOUS fashion!

Stay tuned for a full report…