Who is TK-421?

Where have you been? TK-421 is the only stormtrooper in the whole of the Star Wars series who actually got his name, like, mentioned! He was first seen in Episode IV when the Millenium Falcon was brought into the Death Star. He was, unfortunately, tricked by the rebel jerks into coming on board the Falcon where he was blasted and had his uniform stolen.







What's TK-421's real name?

This is classified information.







Where's TK-421 from?

This is classified information.







Why is TK-421 so great if he let a rebel nerd steal his uniform?

Hey, he was tricked! He came aboard the Falcon to answer a call for help, was jumped from behind by a Rebel jerk and shot with a blaster! Geez, he was lucky to be alive after that. Anyway, none of this matters because TK-421 is the man. He's been everywhere. Just take a look through his Photo Gallery and then say "why's he so great?"







What is TK-421's official rank?

This is classified information. Actually, we're still trying to figure this one out. If you think you know, send us an email.







What kind of girls does TK-421 like?

Girls? Are stormtroopers allowed to have girlfriends? We're not too sure about this. TK probably likes 'em smart and in control, but who knows? Any information in this department is pure speculation--maybe he likes to be spanked and told he's been a naughty trooper.







What are TK-421's hobbies?

Blasting, blasting, and more blasting! Debriefing rebel prisoners, too.







Where does TK-421 like to take his dates?

TK might be a little shy when it comes to members of the fairer sex. We're hoping to hear about a possible date in the future. Anyway, we think this is why he likes debriefing Rebel prisoners so much.







What's TK-421's favorite food?

Bok choy. Everyone in Star Wars eats bok choy and drinks blue milk. Well, maybe not everyone. Luke and his aunt and uncle. Maybe Ben Kenobi, too. Maybe.







What's TK-421's favorite color?

Blaster Black.







What are TK-421's favorite television programs?

Jem and the Holograms, GI Joe, Thundarr the Barbarian, Battlestar Galactica, and Buck Rogers. As if! There's no conclusive proof that anyone in this far-away galaxy even has such a thing as television. Besides, stormtroopers are supposed to be the very essence of discipline--who can maintain their discipline when Gil Gerrard and Erin Gray are running around in sexy spandex?



New! TK-421 has just discovered TROOPS, and boy is he pleased. You can check it out for yourself!







What's TK-421's favorite movie?

The Jem and the Holograms Movie. See above.







What's TK-421's favorite music?

TK's been known to get down to the music of Max Rebo. Actually, we don't know this, but it sounds a heck of a lot better than saying he likes the Dave Clark Five.







How did TK-421 survive the destruction of the first Death Star?

He took Grand Moff Tarkin's "unused" shuttle after the big guy said, "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?" -- some report having heard TK yell, "I got dibbs!" (This secret information was obtained from a secret source. It was worth the price we paid, too.)







We thought this would be a good place to mention a whole bunch of other cool stuff, but we can't think of what it is yet. Come back soon! Isn't he great?









