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Have you seen what cats eat?

Welcome to Chez Whiskers. Let me tell you about our specials tonight:

We have the field mouse deconstructed. That comes slathered in blood aioli with a side of sautéed moth wings and a hair salad.

Next there's the salted caramel crusted mostly dead bird. We say mostly because we've left it just a teentsy tiny bit alive so you can play with it for a few hours before eating it.

And finally, our most adventurous dish: the roasted spray bottle. Long thought to be poisonous, it turns out to be quite the delicacy, especially when stuffed with goldfish, as ours is.

So, what will it be? Four for the milk buffet? A great choice!

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