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Before I get too deep into Drukpa Kunley's crazy penis, you must first understand the man's philosophy. He believed that his penis could fuck the ego out of you and fuck enlightenment into you. That's a solid pick-up line. His penis was so amazing that its actual nickname is The Flaming Thunderbolt Of Wisdom. A lot of men give their penises nicknames. But, none of them make their penis sound like it has a story to tell quite like The Flaming Thunderbolt Of Wisdom.

One of those tales was about a town overrun with demons ... and the only penis that could stop them. Drukpa Kunley immediately noticed something foul was afoot when he moseyed into town. So, he whipped out his dick and got to work solving supernatural crimes. As he tried to find a meal in the home of one of town's few remaining survivors, a demon came knocking on the door. Drukpa Kunley rammed his dick through the keyhole and into the demon's mouth, knocking out its teeth. The demon was rightfully like, "Th fuu wa tha?!" and fled to a cave. In the cave was a meditating nun. The demon told her how his teeth were cocked out of his mouth. The nun was like, "Oh, yeah. Believe me -- I know" and showed the demon the putrid wound Drukpa Kunley's heroic penis left on her during their last encounter. The demon asked, "Th fuu do ahh do?" The nun said, "Bitch, apologize to him!"

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He did. And then Drukpa Kunley laid his dick on the demon's forehead. And then, the demon became a god.

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Is it even worth it at that point? How are you supposed to talk to other gods about how you got the job?

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In summation: Drukpa Kunley dick-slapped a demon so hard that the demon apologized to him, and then used that dick to give the demon a promotion.

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