These college gals are being sized up by several groups of men, who must strike fast or miss out.

S ince the crackdown on tattoos and alcohol, rapes and extreme sexual harassments on the Shonan beaches have increased by 24% from last summer to 34 reported cases. Sociologists and beach officials are unable to explain this trend on a beach, where women can dress as they please.





Since August 1st, 2013 beach nampa and / or unsolicited sexual advances are now against Kanagawa law. Punishable by a 25,000 yen fine for the first offense. The tattooed freaks of the beach have had to face harsh reality since July. They can no longer enter any shop that serves alcohol or even use their shower/ locker facilities.

By Japanese national law, crimes committed in the ocean (if both feet are in the water), even a centimeter off-shore are not counted in the reports. The PUAs are adapting and water nampa is on the rise.

These two wolves size up their tasty prey...Water nampa is at record levels for 2014.

I spoke with Shonan Beach Coordinator, Naomasa Sakonju last week.









Stinger feels like he has a handful of peanuts up his ass.







“ I really pushed and got the public nuisance ordinance passed by the city in just 2 days. The out of town visitors from Tokyo, Saitama and Chiba do indeed pose a threat to the people of Shonan. I think they all need a cooling off period, these scumbags PUAs are getting the message that they're not welcome here anymore. They're acting out for now by fighting with locals and molesting the women in the water.

This man better not dare to speak to these drunken gals- he could face a 25,000 yen fine if he does.



Just yesterday, I saw some horny Frenchman with a bad teenage mustache, dragging off an unwilling local girl he just met into the water. I had to just watch as I'm not allowed to enforce the law myself. We've got undercover cops dressed as off duty lifeguards and regular beachgoers looking out for this shit. Once they are in the water we have no jurisdiction to intervene. That's the Japanese Coast Guard's job.”





The gals who want to be picked up give many signals, like gift wrapping their asses.

Many people despise the Japanese pick up artists and their trainers. Many view them as misogynist because of how they interact with their multiple lovers. Those same critics also feel that it is their awful mindset that breeds animosity towards attractive women.











This peacocking PUA is breaking the law by talking to these ladies on the beach.

The best Japanese pick up artists need no love, this is because they love themselves. As much as we say we despise this about them and pretend this narcissism is a bad thing, it comes across as charisma to their victims.



The new laws against the anti social groups and PUAs mean that these two can finally eat in peace!

While many folks view the exceedingly charming pick up artists (and the menacing looking tattoo enthusiasts) of Shonan as inherently horrible people, they are not creeps in the ordinary sense, in fact many of them have a stricter ethical code than those trying to stop them.



Showing off will get you nowhere with Japanese ladies, you must physically approach.

The professional and student PUAs of the beach scene prosper only because the fundamental dishonesty of their prey- these broads are also partly at fault. The girls who complain are usually ugly, old and not even given a second glance by the PUAs, unless they are being used to practice their techniques. The guys who complain are jealous and cowards themselves.



Shintaro would never have the courage to even open a 4 set on dry land.

Social media analyst, Uno Shintaro (33) of Nakano, completed Stinger's bootcamp last month and has high praise for his great sensei:

" Most of the Japanese PUA industry is about explaining the same ten things in different ways so the truths of it click for different guys. But when you're in it for a while, even we who learned this mechanically, as opposed to someone like Stinger, who had this for the past thirty years, it gets kind of circular. Charles Manson said it best,' Life is one big fuck, and if it's not that it is. And if it's not that then it's leading up to it.'

Water nampa has been the hot trend at Shonan beach since 2013.



I learned to show them that I am not the average dullard who just wants sex. Sex is more fun for knowing that you are pleasuring her and not just yourself. I naturally know what she likes because I am very understanding with women and body language. I show that I am a true gentleman. This is what most Japanese women who don’t have daddy issues want. I act like I am interested in what girls have to say. Listening to their boring struggles, trivial problems, limited success to know who they are- and if I should move on."

These two will be fair game the moment they step in the water.

While the rich residents of the area like to view the PUAs as street-smart Saitama scalawags, who prey on the drunken women at the beach. In reality, these men have often been socially crippled by some sort of trauma, usually involving a broken heart or bullying. In fact, Te Ga Haiyai, a minor underground manga and animated series (VHS rental only) from the early 1990's portrayed the pick up artists of Tokyo as complicated, super intelligent and pretty sympathetic.



One of Stinger's students is taken away for questioning by undercover cops. He's in for a long night.

Stinger sensei is outraged at the new policies since 2013. Enforcement in Enoshima, Zuishi and the Yuigahama areas is very strict and a number of PUAs are giving up. Stinger is not a quitter. He is adapting his system and it's working out well.

" It's goddamn discrimination against single men is what it is. My whole original patented pickup system is a bit fucked right now. It's OK though, I'm adapting the system. Adapting and surviving is essential to have success in business or the pick up game. Also 'keep evolving your game' is one of my key concepts from the 80's. It's been stolen and used by countless other pick up gurus and they claim it as their own. I call bullshit! I did it first.







I've got my whole class doing their sarging out in the open water. My students and critics are surprised how many women will respond with attraction to nothing other than a guy who is confident and willing to make a move while they are in skimpy swimwear."















Stinger sensei (who was one of Tokyo's most prolific cocksmen in the 70's and 80's) is not worried about the new law affecting his business.

