SPOILERS FOR THE LAST EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES: Oberyn Martell, a.k.a. the Red Viper, is no more. In this interview with Vanity Fair, actor Pedro Pascal describes what he thinks Oberyn's funeral would be like, and it's phenomenal. In four words: elephants, masturbation, DJ Sunspear.


As far as I'm concerned, the Game of Thrones TV show can completely abandon the plot of George R.R. Martin's books as long as the show adds DJ Sunspear as a character and focuses his quest to find the legendary DJ Hodor. I'm not even joking.


[Via The Mary Sue]