Birkenstock-lover, confessed blow-hard, and connoisseur of hair implants Tobias Fünke is almost as good at acting as he is at saying things that aren’t unintentionally homoerotic. (Almost.) Now there's a new website where he can do both.

The perfectly titled Insert Me Anywhere, building on the hopeless optimism that is Fünke's acting career, contains a half-dozen performances of the celebrated analrapist doing characters like "Cowpoke" and "Motorcycle Ruffian" against greenscreen. The idea, as Fünke demonstrates in the audition reel above for Ron Howard, is that with these clips directors can insert him into any openings they have where he could come in handy.

In what appears to be the latest online tease for the upcoming season of Arrested Development on Netflix, the website for the – and we use this term loosely – "lover" of Lindsay Bluth (Portia de Rossi) invites potential directors and casting agents to "enter the inner sanctum of Tobias Fünke" and "enjoy the deep range of thespian urges that come out in each of my characters." The idea, of course, is that these performances are intended for Arrested Development fans to play with and not actually intended for Ron Howard, who IRL is the narrator of the show.

What makes this whole Insert Me Anywhere gag even more fun to swallow is the site's unfortunately non-embeddable promotional video, in which Fünke (David Cross) describes how his last audition went viral online. "I don't understand why, I didn't get the role but just the part where I said, 'It's like having a man-go in your mouth!' seemed to really, just … everybody loved it," he explains. Naturally, the juice he was attempting to pimp out – ManGo! – also has a new website and it also has a great URL: MangoInYourMouth.com.

Oh, Tobias Fünke, we can't wait to see how well you come out when Arrested Development arrives on Netflix on May 26 – and hopefully, you'll get some love on the backend.