Posted by Dustyn Richardson on May 2, 2015 08:19

This season, MLS games on Univision have an English commentary available by using the SAP feature on your television. Ramses Sandoval and Paul Caligiuri provide the English play by play as well as entertainment to those watching. These are actual quotes from last night’s doubleheader. Honestly, this could have been 50 pages long.

“Houston crosses the line that divides the green rectangle in half.” #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) May 2, 2015

Damn Hollingshead just scored against Kennedy? Really #MLSSAP — Andy Williams (@bommadog) May 2, 2015

“…THE fastest, maybe one of the fastest, if not THE fastest…” #MLSSAP — Jay Neal (@FCJayBird) May 2, 2015

“And that looks like it was going in the moment it left his boot and that’s why I called it!” Got a regular Nostradamus on the call. #MLSSAP — Phillip Bupp (@phillipbupp) May 2, 2015

“Castillo looking to cut another man does get the ball going for his team’s way.” Yep. #MLSSAP — Total MLS (@TotalMLS) May 2, 2015

“Lovejoy carrying in his name a lot of what Houston needs in this game. A lot of love, and a lot of joy!” @TotalMLS #MLSSAP — Clay Massey (@Clay_FCD) May 2, 2015

“FC Dallas has the opportunity off the free throw!” #MLSSAP — Eddie Robinson (@eddie_robinson2) May 2, 2015

On the West Coast, get ready for RSL vs San Jose. On the East Coast, stay up with us for RSL vs San Jose. #MLSSAP — Dan Dickinson (@GothamistDan) May 2, 2015

@TotalMLS 47′ and a throw-in to RSL “it’s going to be home soccer ball” #MLSSAP — Matt Hoyt (@MoreCowbell_Esq) May 2, 2015

“What does RSL do now, do they keep two lone strikers up there?” #MLSSAP — Pablo Maurer (@MLSist) May 2, 2015

And if you needed any more convincing, truer words have never been spoken.

I don’t want to oversell it, but if your Friday nights are generally open, Unimas and/or MLS Live are worth the investment. #MLSSAP — Daniel Squizzato (@DanielSquizzato) May 2, 2015

There are a number of quotes and comments we couldn’t fit in this post so make sure you search #MLSSAP on Twitter for more.

(image courtesy of fcdallas.com)