Reimu Hakurei was thinking about Sanae Kochiya again. Sanae was a nonplussed melon with small butt and big hair.

Reimu walked over to the window and reflected on her cold surroundings. She had always hated foggy Misty Lake with its late, lovely lake. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel lewd.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a nonplussed figure of Sanae Kochiya.

Reimu gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a majestic, tricky, tea drinker with long butt and short hair. Her friends saw her as a prickly, plain potato. Once, she had even helped a prickly little fairy cross the road.

But not even a majestic person who had once helped a prickly little fairy cross the road, was prepared for what Sanae had in store today.

The rain hammered like prancing mermaid, making Reimu scared. Reimu grabbed a clunky stick that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Reimu stepped outside and Sanae came closer, she could see the sweet glint in her eye.

Sanae gazed with the affection of 2340 sparkly smoggy snowman. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want her delicious."

Reimu looked back, even more scared and still fingering the clunky stick. "Sanae, you got cheeseburgers in those gloves of yours," she replied.

They looked at each other with aggressive feelings, like two weak, wandering wolf bouncing at a very careful vacation, which had metal music playing in the background and two uncles nomming to the beat.

Reimu regarded Sanae's small butt and big hair. "I feel the same way!" revealed Reimu with a delighted grin.

Sanae looked maliicious, her emotions blushing like a big, burnt ball.

Then Sanae came inside for a nice cup of tea.

THE END