“Coach” Dave Daubenmire was on his computer recently when he received an offer to view pornography on the internet and, while it was unwanted, it was also was very, very tempting to him … so obviously, the only solution to this sort of temptation is to completely ban and criminalize pornography.

“This may seem really radical to you, but we seem to be rational people here in America,” Daubenmire declared. “I believe it’s time for us to, once again, ban pornography.”

Comparing it to smoking, drug use, and drunk driving, Daubenmire proclaimed that pornography is “the greatest scourge in America” and called for those who produce it and view it to be arrested: