I don't know how to paint this picture properly. I didn't really know what to expect. So I'm a reader. I like my books and there's a couple series I personally greatly enjoy. Particularly A Series of Unfortunate Events, but Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler and A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin. So my Santa looked at that and was like "Yo, how do I blow this kid's mind? Let's get him something from both."

But then my Santa was like "Actually, hold up. Let's make it more personal. Let's get an **autographed copy* of the first ASOUE book* and a Greyjoy(My favorite House) letterman's jacket fit to his size.

And also chocolate because it's Christmas. Like, what. WHAT.

I don't know who you are, or where you are, but thanks. This is incredible.