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Running TargetGroup: MembersPosts: 1,379Joined: 16-April 02From: the LI shadowsMember No.: 2,607









13. Just because I am *that* good-looking, doesn't mean I can turn Dante's Inferno into my own private orgy.



14. It doesn't matter who has the biggest gun, despite being the only one who does.



15. I will be respectful to my teammates, no matter what meta-type they are or religeous background.

15a. Not all Trolls eat goats. Whole.

15b. Dwarves do NOT sing "Hi-Ho!" at the start of ANY mission.

15c. Elves do NOT make cookies. Nor do they work for a Johnson named "Santa."

15d. Orks do NOT know some guy named 'Saruman' nor 'Sauron', despite their being a policlub with his name in it.



16. I will stop bugging my Technomancer teammate/contact about making a Transformer for me.

16a. I will stop bugging my Mechanic contact about the same thing, and refrain from calling him "Ratchet".



17. I will stop chanting "Beam me up Mr. Scott!" into my commlink when things go badly.

17a. I will stop chanting into my commlink "Checkov, fire a photon torpedo to my location NOW!" when things go badly.

17b. I will stop calling our Elven mage "Spock." One Vulcan Neck-Pinch is more than enough.

17c. I will stop calling my Technomancer teammate/contact "Mr. Scott." She doesn't have a scottish burr to her voice, HATES science fiction and only just put my working SIN back together after the last time.

17d. I will refrain from making ANY and ALL 'horny' jokes around the Troll. I still have nightmares about him crushing the beer keg one-handed that last time.



That's all I could come up with. Enjoy. (IMG:

12. Not every Johnson is a Dragon in disguise. I will refrain from scrutinizing him, looking for where he puts his wings and tail.13. Just because I am *that* good-looking, doesn't mean I can turn Dante's Inferno into my own private orgy.14. It doesn't matter who has the biggest gun, despite being the only one who does.15. I will be respectful to my teammates, no matter what meta-type they are or religeous background.15a. Not all Trolls eat goats. Whole.15b. Dwarves do NOT sing "Hi-Ho!" at the start of ANY mission.15c. Elves do NOT make cookies. Nor do they work for a Johnson named "Santa."15d. Orks do NOT know some guy named 'Saruman' nor 'Sauron', despite their being a policlub with his name in it.16. I will stop bugging my Technomancer teammate/contact about making a Transformer for me.16a. I will stop bugging my Mechanic contact about the same thing, and refrain from calling him "Ratchet".17. I will stop chanting "Beam me up Mr. Scott!" into my commlink when things go badly.17a. I will stop chanting into my commlink "Checkov, fire a photon torpedo to my location NOW!" when things go badly.17b. I will stop calling our Elven mage "Spock." One Vulcan Neck-Pinch is more than enough.17c. I will stop calling my Technomancer teammate/contact "Mr. Scott." She doesn't have a scottish burr to her voice, HATES science fiction and only just put my working SIN back together after the last time.17d. I will refrain from making ANY and ALL 'horny' jokes around the Troll. I still have nightmares about him crushing the beer keg one-handed that last time.That's all I could come up with. Enjoy. (IMG: style_emoticons/default/wink.gif