anon requested a strider rap battle that ends in hilarity, so here it is.

i wrote a fucking rap for you anon. (it’s actually a trap queen parody–dave’s sick rhymes fit right in the first verse, i promise)

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oh my god… oh my f u c k i n g s h iiiiiiitttttt SOMEONE ACTUALLY RECORDED THIS.

it is absolutely amazing and more than i ever DREAMED it would be.

PLEASE LISTEN TO IT AND SUPPORT THAT DUDE ON SOUNDCLOUD.