Want to See Justin Bieber Naked With a Guitar? Too Bad, Here You Go!

Just when you thought Justin Bieber couldn’t get any worse, he goes and gets butt naked and serenades his grandmother on her birthday. In the nude. His grandmother. No clothes. I want you all to take a moment to process that.

Of course, it’s TMZ that got the pics and the scoop on this one, though God knows how or why. I don’t even think I want to know… it’s just not right. Apparently the pics were taken over Thanksgiving in 2012 at Memaw‘s house in Toronto. Here’s more, if you dare:

Our sources tell us JB had been staying at his granny’s house during the holiday … and slept in a little too late on Thanksgiving morning. Bieber finally woke up after hearing family and friends stirring around the house — so he thought he’d prank ’em … by grabbing his guitar and playing a naked set a la Jenny from “Forrest Gump” (‘memba that?). We’re told birthday-suited Bieber went right up to his grandma and started belting out some impromptu lyrics … like, “I Loooove you grandmaaaa … how are youuuu … helloooo grandma.” We’re told G thought it was pretty funny — and everyone in the home was cracking up — but granny begged the pop star to get back in his room to put some damn clothes on, stat.

Christ almighty. I can’t even begin addressing this. I’ll just leave this here for you (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little):