Taking our cues from National Geographic, we here at LWC have long-followed and documented the goings-on of the neon-haired, pot-bellied boar, otherwise known as the American leftist. These campus-dwelling carnivores often travel in packs, and are well-known for their shrill squeals and violent tantrums at the sight of anything even remotely non-leftist. One of the only proven methods of sparing yourself from their wrath is by appeasing them with carbohydrate-rich foods and Transparent boxed-sets

Recently, a group of College Republicans at UC Berkeley managed to film an up-close-and-personal encounter with one of these beasts. We were lucky enough to come into possession of the footage...

Firstly, that giant Cabbage Patch-lookalike with the Paul Bunyan physique ain't no woman. An androgynous man? Yes. But a woman, he doth not be, and will never be. It doesn't matter how many dresses you buy, how much body hair you shave, or how much soy you consume. That Y-chromosome isn't going anywhere.

Notice how whenever they're confronted with an opposing viewpoint, leftists' stock reaction is to call their opponents fascists/racists/(insert word)ists. Yet, as the College Republicans' video of this rabid, carrot-topped hippopotamus shows, they're the ones who take pleasure in destroying others' property and making threats. I'm confused. Remind me, which side are the fascists again? That's a rhetorical question, of course.

Well, this is what we're up against folks. The lowest common denominator. Not a coherent thought to be had in his gender-dysphoric brain. The few IQ points he/she/ze may have had have clearly been chipped away by years of indoctrination. My friend, methinks you and Sheryl should drop the gender studies courses. You'd be doing yourself a yuge favor by getting some biology and ethics credits under your XXXXL belt.

Speaking of gender-dysphoric leftists...

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