--- FROG FAMILIES: SERIES ONE EPISODE FOUR (SEÁSEUX OON, EPISEURDE CAT) ---

SCREENPLAY: LOLZ ROBREDO FUNNI

INITIAL CONCEPT: FOGGY WILSON, "POPPET" OF PAIN

The camera pans in at a wide angle to Agincourt, 1415. Two French knights, JAMBON ET MOUTARDE and UNEBAGUETTESILVOUSPLAIT, are ready to charge the English lines

JAMBON: hon hon hon hon, j'aime etre dodgy et French

UNEBAGUETTE: mes oui, mes oui, hon hon hon

JAMBON: On shall now chargez les lines du Anglaise

UNEBAGUETTE: Hon hon hon, mais premier, on shall avez our traditional pre-charge meal

JAMBON: mes oui, mes oui; Let us prendez les petit dejuner!

JAMBON and UNEBAGUETTE slouch, jaws dripping, towards a barrel full of snails

JAMBON: <dodgy french chortling>

UNBAGUETTE: <strange French guffawing>

The two knights set, slobbering, upon Les Barrel des Escargot. Camera pans upwards

* FIVE MINUTEZ APRES *

JAMBON: timez a charge les lines du Anglais!

UNBAGUETTE: oui oui oui

The two knights clamber upon their horses and begin to charge

JAMBON: Haltez! Haltez!

UNEBAGUETTE: Porquois?

JAMBON: Il 'as been trente minutes without une strike! STRIKE! STRIKE!

UNEBAGGUETTE: STRIKE! STRIKE!

Meanwhile, at the English lines, King Henry V finishes yet another marvellous speech

KING HENRY V: Anyway, yeah, let's kill the twats

English archers begin to unleash their fury upon the French knights. JAMBON and UNEBAGGUETTE are swiftly cut down by superior Longbowmen and lie, bleeding, on the ground

JAMBON: servez us rightes por non etre sexy et cultured like les Rosbifs

UNEBAGGUETTE: Je wish j'etait Anglais

Credits roll