Tech Girls Just Want Smart, Confident Guy Who Can Bring All Groceries Inside in One Trip

A recent survey emerging from the Scheller College of Business indicates that Georgia Tech female students and alumni really only want a smart, confident guy who can bring all the groceries inside in one trip. Though attractiveness and various personality traits also ranked in the top ten options, girls nearly unanimously agreed nothing turns them on more than seeing a man carrying all ten to twelve plastic bags filled with condiments, pop-tarts, and assorted juices.

The study was conducted over the course of several weeks, with volunteers from each department and alumni from a multitude of industries. “Nice guys tend to be boring, but I know just what I’m getting when my man grabs all the cereal and fruit from the back of the car and carries it in at once,” giggled one student, lost in thought at the idea of a full trunk load of groceries being emptied at once. “There’s just something about losing sight of my boyfriend’s hands behind all of that recyclable plastic that shows I’m lucky to have him.”