At what age will you die? This highly unscientific quiz will haphazardly let you know when you may die. Do not be fooled by imitations! This quiz will test you on your lifestyle, and using a highly advanced, totally secret, super-algorithm that was created in less than one-hour, will tell you of your destined fate that was almost completely made up!

First and foremost, do you have guy parts or gal parts

I am a guy

I am a gal

Use to have guy parts, now I have gal parts

A little of both

Eunuch central here!



Where do you live?

North America (Canada and United States)

Western Europe

Eastern Europe - Russia

South East Asia

The rest of Asia

Australia

South America

Elsewhere



Are you any good at math?

Yes

No



What does x equal in: 2x2 - 5x + 3 = 15

x = {4, -1.5}

x = {4, 1.5}

x = 4

x = ?

What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die?



How often do you exercise?

Never

Couple times a month

Once or twice a week

Three or four times a week

Almost every day

Every day



Do you feel overweight?

No

Slightly

Yes



Stand up, stand strait, and look down. Do you see your toes?

Yes

Nope

The last time I saw my toes was 1982



Now that you are up, touch your toes without bending your knees. How does this feel?

That was EASY!

I was able to do it, but it hurt a bit

I was not able to touch my toes

How am I suppose to TOUCH my toes, if I cannot even see them! Argh!



If you are running a slight fever, what do you do?

Nothing, it will eventually have to go away. Right?

Take some over-the-counter medicine

Make an appointment with a doctor

Go to the emergency room



If you were to fall and break your pinky finger, what would you do?

Nothing, it will eventually grow back. Right?

Cry, that helps sometimes

Make an appointment with a doctor

Go to the emergency room



Do you come from a wealthy background?

Yes

Not really, more middle class

Poor as they come



Are you insanely rich, and have kids that hate you?

No

Yes



Do you currently have any form of medical insurance?

Yes, free physicals included

Yes, have to co-pay for everything

No

No, but we do have the village witch doctor



Do you have to currently inject stuff into your body?

No

Insulin

Heroin

Heroin and insulin



How many servings of fruits and vegetables do you eat per day?

5 or more servings per day

2 to 4 servings

1

0

We don't have fruits and vegetables in my country



Do you take a vitamin supplement daily?

Yes

Sometimes

No



Has a doctor ever told you that you were going to die at a young age?

No

Yes



Do you smoke?

Never

Very rarely

A couple now and then

Once a day

Quite a few a day

At least a pack (or more) a day

Smoke? you mean crack, right?



When you cough, what happens?

Nothing

There is some phlegm

I keep coughing for a few seconds, and there is phlegm

I cough for like a minute, oh and there is phlegm

I have to be admitted to a hospital--and there is phlegm



Do you drink alcohol?

Yes, wines only

Yes, and alot

Yes, but only once or so a week

Yes, but only once or so a month

No



Think of the last time you were drinking. How much did you have?

I don't drink

One or two drinks

Three or four

Five to six

More than six

Oh man! I was so plastered, I cannot remember!



How often do you engage in high-risk, recreational activities? (ie sky diving, bungee jumping, gun fights with the local gang, etc...)

Never

Once or so a year

Once or so a month

Once or so a week

Almost every day



Do you walk down dark alleys at night?

No

Yes



Do you work in dark alleys at night?

No

Yes



Do you find the boxes in dark alleys to be the most comfortable?

Yes

Um, no



Do you currently have all of your original, internal organs?

Yes

No, because I gave it to someone else

No, because the organ(s) were sick

No, because I sold some of them on eBay



About how many hours of sleep do you get per night?

Less than four hours

Four to six hours

six to eight hours

Nine to ten hours

More than ten hours



How often does stress enter your day?

Rarely, if ever

Once or so

A few hours every day

It occupies about half my day

STRESS!?! How dare you ask me about stress. I would like to

see you handle five kids, a deadbeat ex, two dogs, a cat, some

fish, two jobs, a perverted boss, and vengeful coworkers... How

dare you ask me about STRESS!!! AaRrrGH!



Go to your medicine cabinet. How many bottles have your name on it?

None of them

One or two

three or four

five to seven

I lost count at eight



For the next couple of questions, pick how often you feel, or are:





...Fearful:

All the time

Most of the time

Some of the time

Rarely

Never



...Happy:

All the time

Most of the time

Some of the time

Rarely

Never



...Sick:

All the time

Most of the time

Some of the time

Rarely

Never



...Vengeful:

All the time

Most of the time

Some of the time

Rarely

Never



...At peace:

All the time

Most of the time

Some of the time

Rarely

Never



...Coherent:

All the time

Most of the time

Some of the time

Rarely

Never



...Tired when you wake:

All the time

Most of the time

Some of the time

Rarely

Never



...Threatened by the mafia:

All the time

Most of the time

Some of the time

Rarely

Never



...Sexual:

All the time

Most of the time

Some of the time

Rarely

Never



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Search Engine

Email link

Weblog or newsgroup

Randomly netting

Other



You get an awesome death-age graphic upon quiz completion. Will you share your death-age with others?

Yes

No



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