I've been seeing this girl and she's your typical Subaru loving dog mom with that kind of Barnes and Noble manager kind of look. This last week on a Tuesday we went out to dinner and afterwards we went for a stroll. I took her back to her place to drop her off and on the way there she keeled over in pain, apparently that doubled glazed baby ribs and red wine did not agree with her innards and was kicking like a mule at her back door to get out. She didn't say anything, but OMG, sorry. She apparently lost the battle with said mule and a flood of gravy came out. I'm flabbergasted, but on the bright side at least the gravy was filtered trough a pair of undies, jeans and was beaten back by 3M Scotchguard aka the other "armor"



Of course it's Tuesday night and after seeing her waddle to her front door I rushed home to fire up the Bissell. The damage was limited to an area the size of my hand with a wet skid on the bolster. I'm pretty sure the health risks are not bad since she looks hot n' wholesome.



I haven't heard from her since.



Should I call her?



I was planning to get leather installed at some point, but i'm worried the cushion under the fabric might be ruined.



Let's see those Katskinz or Roadwire covers guys. I'm not interested in the pasta sauce name covers.

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