i stared angrily at the goo monster "wtf are you even fucking talking about?"

the goo monster changed his form. suddenly, he was in a suit! he had a fedora! he had a nose! he was white!

i reconized him immediately. he was john egbert's dad. "you're john egberts dad" i told him.

"yes, i am" said the goo monster. "but i am also yors."

i stared at him some more "what does it mean?" i thought to myself. "if john egberts dad is my dad also then what does it mean?!"

meanwhile, dave, jade, john and terezi were at lunch at the new japaense restaurant i read about in the magazne in the hospital.

jade was part japanese so she ordered all the food in japanese which was incredibly sexy to dave. he pretended it didnt make him horny thoug hbecause he just dumped them and had to remain consistent with being not horny.

they were eating sushi. it was shrimp tempura but since they are at sburb it was covered in grub sauce instead of soy sauce. they didnt mind though.

"i brought you here to make things right" dave said, taking off his sunglasses

jade, who ordered sesame chicken, glared at him.

terezi, who was eating grapes, glared at hm.

john who was eating the shrimp tempura gared at him. "why do you think we want to eat with you?"

dave said "because i'm paying"

"look i am really sorry" said dave "but i nee to be monogamous now"

"WHY" they all screamed at once

that pissed off the waitress but jade said "im sorry but he is an asshole" in japanese and she just nodded understanding even though she was actually a lesbian (no it isnt damara)

"i am very in love with stacia worchester" he said trying sound sad, but really he waas happy becaue he was so in love with me

"EXCUSE ME WHAT" said a wavy voice from the back of the room

eridan slammed his udon noodles against the wall and marched over to dave angrily

"stacia is mine you pack of expired donut holes" he yelled at the top of him lungs "get the fuck away from her or i will suffocate you with my cape"

"i have a cape too asshole" said dave "and donut holes dont even expire you shitty troll"

they started slapping and punching each other and terezi threw her fruit salad at eridan "leave him alone!" she said. "i love him!"

eridan glared "but he doesnt love you"

"i know she said sadly

they got in a major fight and dave ended up getting arrested and eridan got stuck with the bill which made him ver y infuriated

the next day was tuesday so we all had to go to class

i woke up to shower but before i could there was a knock at my door

i answered the door and it was gamzee! "oh i hamzee" i gave him a hug. i didnt have a bra on but i didnt think he would mind

"hey motherfucker i have some bad news. also good morning" he said

gamzee handed me a muffin made with nacho cheese doritos and i politely declined

"what is the bad news"

"dave strider is in motherfuckin jail" he told me

tavros, who was behind him, nodded because it was true

i couldnt believe it! i was so upset! what did he do? i could barely even think about what i was going to wear because i was so devastrated

"what happened?!"

aradia who i never met was with tavros (they were just but they were holding hands) and she told me with a psycho smile what happened

"omg!" i shrieked

i started to cry because dave was in jail and it was all my fault. "i never meant for this to happen" i said "i didnt mean for anyone to fall in love with me"

aradia also handed me a note "this is from damara" she said. i opened the note and it said "YOU NOT ALLOWED IN JAPANESE RESTAURANT. SUCK MY DICK. YOU ARE A TROUBLE MAKER AND I HATE YOU. PRAY I NEEVER MEET YOU. SLUT!" (damara was not the waitress at the japanese restaurant but she did work there)

i was so hurt by this. not only dd i cause trouble but people i didnt even know where judging me and also i really wanted to try that japanese restaurant!

all three of them came in to comfort me but i told them to go away

then after they went away i cried because i felt bad i was rude to them. i also cried for all the other reasons i was already crying.

i went into the shower and slowly started to feel much better. "it isnt yor fault" i told myself.

i rocked myself back and fourth in the shower and tried really hard to be at peace

this was just so hard and i was only on sburb for a week! why was everything so complicated?

even though i had a rough morning i was still early to class. we had mr. hussie again today.

i walked in and he was talking to vriska secretly.

hussie was whispering in here ear. i really wonder aout those two. he was probably sleeping with her. hussie was just wearing a regular tuxedo. it wasnt a big deal like the first time i saw him.

vriska was wearing spiderweb boots, thigh high stockings that were blue and a shirt that said "i am constantly amazed by vriska"

before they could see me i snuck out of the classroom quietly. i sat on the floor and started to draw beautful thinks so i could distract my mind

i sighed and drew a happy version of myself

suddenly before the bell rang someone KICKED ME IN THE HEAD!

the end of the chapter

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