One of Donald Trump’s central presidential campaign promises was to “drain the swamp” by ridding Washington politics of corruption and corporate influence. Here’s how he plans to do it.


Say it a lot

Fill cabinet with Wall Street executives to ensure as many billionaires as possible are incriminated in any potential impeachment proceedings


Cancel Easter Egg Roll

Cut funding for the cesspool of nepotism and greed known as the National Science Foundation


Getting Rick Perry involved should do the trick

Tax cuts for high earners so that CEOs are no longer forced to make ends meet by taking jobs in presidential administration


End illegal Washington corruption by legalizing it

Lose 2020 reelection