Put on your oven mitts and “science” goggles before handling this medical hot take that’s been made even hotter by global warming:

Chronic kidney disease is on the rise. These researchers think climate change is a factor. https://t.co/vXIX2nUjOZ — Vox (@voxdotcom) March 4, 2019

THERE it is!

“Man-made climate change” causes so many things we’re wondering what caused everything before “man-made climate change” existed:

I work in healthcare and can tell you unequivocally that CKD is caused by many things, but climate change isn’t one of them. https://t.co/aGnBb8BTAr — Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) March 4, 2019

This was an exceptionally stupid article. — Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) March 4, 2019

If the rate of chronic kidney disease were to decline would a follow-up Vox article cite that as evidence climate change is less severe? Yeah, that would never happen:

When 'settled science' has nothing to do with science. — Goodgrief9911 (@Goodgrief9911) March 4, 2019

You people believe in a pseudoreligion, not science. pic.twitter.com/HucXO7JNNS — Farbrook (@dutchindian) March 4, 2019

Is your garage door opener on the fritz?

“Researchers” think Climate Change is a factor. https://t.co/8C0mVUJk5t — DannyTypo (@Dangela2004) March 4, 2019

Got a problem? Is there something wrong in your world? Blame global war… uh sorry, climate change! It's the cure-all for all your woes! https://t.co/n8hoZg3t8q — Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) March 4, 2019

More likely overuse of ibuprofen and other NSAIDs. https://t.co/fCIqP5YEVe — Tele (@LynnInOhio) March 4, 2019

Pseudoscience used to drive socialism, redistribution and social engineering looks like this https://t.co/6rPr4R7Hpt — mcm-ct.com (@mcm_ct) March 4, 2019

At least it does until the next big climate change hot take.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome is on the rise. Researchers think Vox is a factor. https://t.co/mg4xbl5nQM — Ordy's Amish School of Coding (@OrdyPackard) March 4, 2019

The science is settled!