THANK YOU! I always love getting home from work and seeing that I've got a package! Unfortunately this time my box was sitting by the door in a trash bag, so I knew something was wrong. :(

Carefully I unwrapped my gift, and 3 of the seven sauces within were busted. Damn you, USPS!

I don't know what "Whataburger" is, but this pepper mayo shit looks like it ain't gonna last long, and the spicy ketchup has already taken a beating. The "jalapeno condiment" made me giggle because of the generic name, but then I read the ingredients... Seriously, what else could you name it? Nothing on the list is something I couldn't find in my own kitchen. It's got JUST the perfect amount of heat, and made my shitty frozen pizza actually taste good!

I think I'm most upset I didn't get to try the mustard based BBQ sauce! It smells so damn good, I'm probably going to find a bottle online somewhere. Mustard BBQ is the best BBQ. S. Carolina knows what's up.

Seriously, even with 3 broken bottles I couldn't have been more stoked to get what I got! Great choices, and again THANK YOU!