xekstrin:

weird I didnt see more posts bein like RUBY AVENGED YANG FROM NEO but then again maybe it’s because we’re all too busy mourning Yang’s more recent wronging give yang a break GIVE HER A BREAK

“Yang!” Ruby shouted as she stormed into the dorm room. “Great news! I avenged you-!” Her mouth snapped shut on registering Yangs bandaged stump where her arm used to be. “Oh god, I was gone for like 2 hours, what the heck happened to you?!”

“Oh hey sis.” Yang wobbled her stump in an uneasy wave. “Turns out Blakes old bff is a real dick. What’s this about avenging me?”

“I knocked Neo off a plane.” Ruby shrugged. “Doesn’t seem as cool now that we need to avenge you again already.”

Yang waved off her concern with her remaining hand. “Nah, it’s sick. We can cross Neo off the list. Now we just gotta get back at Adam.”

“Well, I also found out that Mercury faked his injury and framed you.”

Yangs eyes flared red for a moment. “What? What a dick?!”

“But don’t worry, I fought him too!”

“Yeah but the real question is…” Yang narrowed her eyes, serious. “Did you AVENGE me?”

“Yes,” Ruby said, nodding firmly, before letting her shoulders fall. “Well, I got kicked in the face a bunch and my best friend is waiting for her backup drive to load.”

“I’d say that’s a ‘maybe’…” Yang said, falling back into her pillow. “Honestly, that seems more like Penny’s turn to be avenged.”

Ruby sighed. “Okay, okay, let’s make a chart…”