You’re fed up with this presidential election campaign, and so am I. So this will be my last article about it.

And I want to end on a high note. So as the race goes down to the wire, let me offer some comfort to tens of millions of decent American Never-Trumpers who view Tuesday’s nail-biter with terror.

Pass this on to your terrified friends. Cut this out and stick it on your fridge till Wednesday if need be.

The message? Don’t be too despondent. Don’t be too worried. Even if Donald Trump wins, look on the bright side.

Sure, he could somehow, miraculously, turn out OK (That’s not the way to bet, but it could happen). But even if he’s an utter disaster, as common sense suggests, it still won’t be all bad.

Here are seven good things that could still happen.

1. Sales! You want bargains? You want cheap food and rent, cheap vacations, and cheap items in the stores? A President Trump should be great for that. He’s promising trade wars with our major partners. As we learned in the 1930s, that’s a terrific recipe for an economic depression — and if you still have any money, depressions are a terrific recipe for cheap prices. After the 1930 version of Donald Trump, the famous Smoot-Hawley tariff, the U.S. consumer price index collapsed by 25% over three years. Servants got cheap, too, on account of all the unemployment. Good times!

2. Money! If you’re holding a ton of cash in your portfolio — and especially things like euros, Swiss francs, and gold bullion — Trump could be your ticket to the big time. This year’s Brexit shock, for example, caused a plunge in the British stock market and a collapse in the pound. After Smoot-Hawley more than 85 years ago, the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 80%. What a bargain — for smart people who still had money. If history is any guide, a Trump victory could be bad for a lot of suckers, but great for you.

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3. Opportunity! It doesn’t stop there, either. Nothing’s better for the savvy investor or the ruthless entrepreneur than lots of volatility. That’s where you get the easy bargains, and chances over and again to make the big money. And what could make volatility more likely than giving power to an ignorant, arrogant, petulant man with contempt for the separation of powers and zero impulse control? Those of us in the media will be in fat city. Personally, I’m going to launch a side business peddling conspiracy theories. Apparently Trump supporters are so gullible that they’ll buy anything. Let the bad times roll.

4. Laughs! If Trump is the disaster that his own words and actions lead us to expect, it’s going to be hilarious watching all the pseudo-respectable people who helped him into power — from Neville Chamberlains like Charles Krauthammer and John Kasich to the outright quislings like Paul Ryan — bleat and whine that it’s “not their fault.” I may even get some laughs tuning in to Sean Hannity from time to time — just to watch him eat the world’s largest crap taco.

5. More laughs! That’s not all. It’ll also be hilarious listening to Trump’s fanbase come up with one enraged excuse after another to avoid taking the blame. Oh, this disaster is really “Obama’s fault.” Oh, that snafu is really down to “Nancy Pelosi.” Oh, this war with France “would have happened anyway.” Oh, Trump’s actually been a disaster because “he’s really a liberal.” Oh yeah — and if there’s a financial crisis or an economic slump, watch the euphemisms fly. “Goldman Sachs is manipulating the market! No, wait — the Rothschilds! A global cabal! The liberal elite! George Soros!” (Can I hear an “Elders of Zion?”)

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6. Justice! Maybe, just maybe, this will be the moment the far right in this country finally gets nailed for all their crimes. They wriggled out of “America First” and McCarthyism,Iran-Contra and the Iraq War. They cheered for Donald Rumsfeld, whose outrages as defense secretary included a gigantic self-dealing contract at the taxpayers’ expense. Enough is enough. I want to see these people pay for what they’ve done to America — for all the lives lost, the liberties trashed, and the livelihoods destroyed. And yes, I know I should feel sympathy for blue-collar Trumpists. But I won’t. These people are grown ups. They had all the facts. No matter their legitimate grievances, this was not the answer. If they vote for a guy who makes their own lives worse, they will have no one to blame but themselves.

7. Freedom! Finally, but maybe foremost: Isn’t it about time the Blue States stood up for themselves and took back what’s theirs? We pay most of the bills in this country — including those of the South and the West. And yet we give the Red States at least half the power. It’s nuts — especially as they are the opposite of grateful. If Trump wins on Tuesday it will be thanks to all the Red States — just like Bush-Cheney in 2000 and 2004. Maybe, just maybe, this will finally cause Blue Staters to wake up and see the light. Our false “union” makes no sense: The Red States don’t want to be dragged into the 21st century against their will - and we don’t want to be dragged back to the 1930s (or the Middle Ages). A full-scale divorce is probably out of the question, alas. But at least we might start fighting. Maybe we’ll finally start fighting for a rational Blue State agenda — like cutting federal taxes, raising state taxes – and bringing all our blue dollars home.

Call me a cynic. Call me a dreamer. But there’s a silver lining to every cloud. Even, potentially, one shaped like Donald Trump.

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