AwwWhat’s wrong with you? Have your survival instincts completely evaporated? This isn’t the sort of cute marsupial that graces the Blue Peter couch with big dopey eyes and a cute nose wiggle you know.

Hell, even real kangaroos shouldn’t be messed with. They’ll box you half to death on a whim, and won’t even break a sweat while doing it.

And forging one from metal? That’s just asking for trouble.

You had a bad experience at the zoo as a child, didn’t you?Apart from dropping our Cornetto in the penguin tank, no. We’ve just accepted that the robots will take over one day, because organisations like German automation company Festo insist on birthing giant killer robots which require no food, no water, and no rest. Our doom is inevitable.