And your kids die too” is one of the best lines in Weatherman History. Thats an all time mic drop move. And I, for one, love it. If theres one group of people I hate in this world its dumb asses who stick around when they are being told an absolutely CATACLYSMIC storm is going to hit them. Like Katrina, Andrew, now Matthew. When you know a truly catastrophic storm is coming and you think youre going to tough it out, you’re a goddam idiot. I think the most important job a weather reporter has is conveying the danger that you face if you try to be a tough guy. One of the most fascinating things I’ve ever read was the original weather bulletin posted about Hurricane Katrina and the guy who wrote it said that he knew he needed to be very clear without being dramatic in order to save as many lives as possible. He said he tried to do it as blunt but as tactfully as possible.

Well homeboy at Fox News here apparently doesnt care for subtlety as much as that guy did. “You and everyone you know are dead. All of you…..and your kids die too.” Thats a Category 5 report for a Category 5 storm.