[Host (Danny Sexbang):]

Hello, and welcome back to another episode of 'Talking Anime Charecters'

We continue today in our series of cartoons with simple plots

Guests, please introduce yourselves and tell us the plots of your cartoon

[Samurai Jack (Phil LaMarr ):] I'm a samuray from Samuray Jack! I wona defeat AKU!

[Dexter( Christine Cavanaugh):] Hello, I'm Dexter. I invent stuff and my sister destrois them

[Sunset Shimmer (Rebecca Shoichet):] Hey, I'm Sunset Shimmer from MLP EQG. My anime's got a pretty simple story...

[Host:] Sunset, I don't see your name on the list...

[Sunset Shimmer:] Ah, my friend Naruto Uzumaki told me to come on this show and talk about it...

[Host:] Oh God, no...



[Sunset Shimmer:]

It was the distant future, two thousand thrteen

All Twilight wanted to do was chill out in her castle

But the yellow, red, pon, named Sunster

Stole her croun and escaped through portal

[Host:] Okay we're past our time limit, Sunset!

[Sunset Shimmer:]

Sun butt said she had to get her croun back

Before I took over canter lot with army of freaks

Man was I a jerk!

[Host:] YOU'RE a bag of dicks

[Sunset Shimmer:]

She became a human and spike the dog

they broth the gang together in a spend of 2 days

that was too quick for hevents sake?

I mean what is she - princes of friendship?

[Host:] Oh my God, I don't care!

[Sunset Shimmer:]

Then she won the prom queen and got her corun,

but I took it back and turn to demon

sadly I didn't got far as I was blasted away

with dubble rainbow like every day



[Host:]

Listen Sunsete, there must have been a mistake

On this show you've got to get right to the point of your anime

Like the Ash from Pokemon

[Ash:]Got to catch them all

[Host:] And Ruby from RWBY

[Ruby:] Everything is allso a gun

[Host:] That's great!

[Host:]

You know we've been through this before with your boy Naruto Uzumaki

And he talked too long I contemplated ending my life

So let's keep things nice and simple like the hero over there

From one punch man

[one punch man:] I literally kill guys with one blow!



[Sunset Shimmer:]

Who cares

I tried really hard to make amends with my past

but the sirens attacked my school

it wasn't that bad till Twilight had to come back

she literary did nothing but moan like a bitch

so I told everyone what to do

and Twilight was like:

"you can be my demon every night from now ooh-meow!"

[Host:] It would be so great if you died right now

[Sunset Shimmer:]

I compited in the games virsit Twilight,

geting her on our side the some way she does

'till we all went to camp

Twilight dealt with her PTSD

than we all morfed up power ranger style

you know that wright?

[Host:] I don't give a frog's fat ass

[Sunset Shimmer:]

Then we had a concert to finish the stih

And now you know the simple plot of MLP bitch!



[Host:]

Listen Sunset I've taken all I can take

Just because your cartoon is simple doesn't mean that it's lame

Tell them, Pantie from Pantie and Stockin

[Pantie:] I cut demons bitch

[Host:] Ryuko from Kill la Kill

[Ryuko:] Uh, clothes?

[Host:] Okay!



Dear God

Why can't I just have a single panel of guests

Who can say their plots in forty fuckin' minutes or less

Now just watch me, Sunset before you make me reach for a gun

I'll summarize your anime and show you how this shit is really motherfuckin' done!

How it's motherfuckin' done!

"You are a highschool gang version of MLP. The End."



My God, can I get a replacement guest with a simple plot please?

[Goku:] Hi, I'm Goku from Dragon ball - Dragon ball super!

[Host:] Nooooooooooo!