Every Kickstarter has to have a $5,000 pledge level, in the same way that every guy has to occasionally "joke" about a threesome. So. for $5,000, Skully will fly to your location and throw you a party. He'll buy the supplies, bartend, DJ, give massages, whatever you can think of that won't endanger his marriage. It'll be like a mini-KoLCon in your hometown! And he'll hand-deliver your rewards, including everything from the $2,000 level.

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