To the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” by Randy Brooks.

Chorus:

SEC got run over by a Bitcoin

Walking home from the office Christmas Eve

You can say there’s no such thing as karma

But as for crypto users, we believe

Verse 1:

They did too much regulating

And we tried to tell them so

But they hate all innovation

So they did all that they could to block the road

When we tried to get around them

They made threats to shut us down

But there’s no clear target to strike

For the blockchain is decentralized, you clowns

Chorus

Verse 2:

Now we point and laugh at the Fed

They’re not taking this too well

Wondering how to run their debt scam

If their phony fiat money burns in hell

‘Tis the season for green candles

Hope our trades are in the black

Don’t forget to check the markets

Before you spend Bitcoin that you can’t get back (No charge-backs!)

Chorus

Verse 3:

Now the Lambo’s in the garage

And the pizza’s hot and spiced, ahh!

And the chikun is arising

So the moon is shining brightly through the night

Time to help our friends and neighbors

Get some crypto for themselves

And there should be no BitLicense

That keeps businesses from bringing in the wealth

Chorus

Sing it Satoshi!

Chorus

Merry Christmas

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