NASCAR promoted these guys who performed "The Star-Spangled Banner" before today's Nationwide Series race at Daytona as "Madison Rising, America's Most Patriotic Rock Band." I guess the more patriotic, the less talented! (Things really get good, and by good I mean bad, around the one-minute mark.)


Wisconsin's state capital is filing for defamation of character as we speak. Look at the soldiers in uniform, barely holding back their rage. Look at Madison Rising's lead singer, LITERALLY HIDING BEHIND THE AMERICAN FLAG. Look at the NASCAR drivers' collective "WTF." Daytona is just up the road from Cape Canaveral; somebody put these guys in a Delta IV rocket and get them off this planet.

[ESPN]