Tell me, what could be more ripe for astrological analysis than the sprawling catalog of neurotic, melodic, and often devastating songs that Alex Giannascoli releases as (Sandy) Alex G?

The Pennsylvania-born songwriter regularly plays around with character and perspective, sometimes to indirectly reveal deeply personal details from his own life, and sometimes just because. This technique made my humble little quest — to speculate which (Sandy) Alex G song most genuinely represents each sign of the Zodiac — both easier and more complicated.

But I think I figured it out, with some crucial assists from my friend and colleague, Layla Halabian. Here are my best bets.