First, let me begin by saying that I love this apron. Since it arrived, it has been worn to cook:

sauteed brussels sprouts

rendered duck fat

duck confit

roasted turkey

turkey confit

omelets

veggie scrambles

Or, in other words, everything since it arrived. And, at least so far, it has successfully protected me from any stains. I cook with a lot of fats (I've had the washing machine foam over before because everything in it had Dawn soaking out grease stains), so that's a pretty big accomplishment.

Also, it blows my old apron out of the water for how well it fits. And, I really appreciate that hbon23 took my fitting concerns into account when picking this out for me. It's right up my style alley, too. It's got a great retro feel, and it's pretty sassy.

Thank you, hbon23! And, you and your hubby should stop by /r/keto and /r/xxketo and/or the reddit keto group on facebook. There's a huge keto community on reddit, and I have found it to be a nice break from the horrified looks I get from most people when they see/hear about my cooking almost everything with animal fats. ;-)

Also, my photo is terrible, so I googled some product photos so people can see how cute this apron is.