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The real culprit of the obesity epidemic is not laziness, rather, it is fear. Hi, my name is Joey. I am a chef and I’ve been making food reviews on youtube for a few years now. I would like to say that as a rather large man, I do indeed feel that the obesity epidemic is the result of fear. I know eating so much is wrong, but what causes me to do so is FEAR. I am afraid that someone else will get their hands on a Five Guy’s™ burger, or one of Pete’s Famous Schweaty Balls™. I am AFRAID other people will eat all the delicious food in the world, and so day after day I seek out the best food to satisfy me. I’m okay with my weight if it means conquering my fear, and that is why I continue to do what I do. But sometimes… the food makes me go CRAZY. When I see a nice juicy hamburger, I just feel so drawn to the tenderness of the meat. Or when I think of the warm innards of Red Velvet cupcakes, mmmmm, WOO WOOOOO! Heh, that was just me going off again! Yeah thats me! Joe, from JOEYS world tour! Well gang, I want to talk about FAT FEAR. Everyday in my life, I am constantly bullied for being obese. This is unacceptable, i will not stand for my weight to be attacked on a daily basis! As such, I have created a support group, titled” JOEYS OFFICIAL WORLD TOUR!” You can join it on steam! Bring your friends too, WOO WOOOOOO!

Alright gang, lets get real for a second. People constantly attack me everyday, but this doesnt keep me down! NO! I keep on fighting! I always bring my hamburghetti as back-up, if one of those anti-joers find me, i BLAST em with a hamburgerghetti, you know, the good ol one two punch :D. But anyways gang, thank you for tuning in, this is Joeys World Tour™ bringing you daily content on a high quality basis.

Let me show you my resume gang!

Fought in the first reich against Hitler(GUYYST)

Friend’s with the one and only Aurora ;u

Ate 500lbs of big PINK ponies, you know, the brony ones ;3

Naudia’s first bf, btw, i was TOP, cya kid.

Found in numerous raids against the Top-Time commuinirty

Anyways gang, this is joe, from joeys wourld tur, signing off

PEAAAAAAAAAAACE :D

hehe, RAWR ;3







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It's COOL to be joey!

Post this on the wall of a joeysexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

