For a tiny arthropod called a globular springtail, life is about being generally spherical and generally pissed-looking. But when it comes to sex this critter has a lot going for it. In the sense that the little male hooks his antennae onto the much bigger female's antennae and becomes her sperm gun. Check out this week's episode of Absurd Creatures to learn more!

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