You haven’t truly lived until you have tasted premium liquor that was first dribbled down the bare chest of an international Playboy model.

Since not everyone is lucky enough to do this on a nightly basis, German liquor company G-Spirits has created limited-edition bottles of whiskey, vodka and rum that all go through one very special step before bottling: Each drop of liquor is poured down the bare breasts of a naked model before it’s packaged for your imbibing pleasure. Seriously.

From the G-Spirit website, which was clearly written up in English via Google Translate (Ed. note: This website is probably not suitable for work, unless you happen to be an employee of The Daily Caller):

“…for us there is nothing more than the erotism [sic] of a beautiful woman. To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor. This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit, a G-Spirit.”

We have some basic hygiene concerns, as well as some questions about how efficiently the alcohol is retrieved from chest region and then placed into a bottle — but hey, we’re not scientists or the police. The spirits range from $150 to $180 per bottle, but the company is unfortunately not able to ship them to the United States.

The good news is that all it takes is a little imagination to create this same effect at home: Just grab a bottle of Jack Daniels and the nearest female of questionable moral standards, and voila! — you too can have boob booze in the comfort of your own living room or neighborhood adult entertainment venue.

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