if he lives through this mess

but that is another story (since taxes here are probably lower than where YOU live - at least for now - they WILL go way up, soon. I guarantee it).

How sad is that? 30 years ago we have over 100 Florida Panthers on the wild... now there may be 50, and most of them are genetically on their way to extinction - their skulls are too thin to survive. Inbreeding causes it. Too little area to properly breed.

(Larry, Moe and Curly - the Developers - just left with the profits.... and you get JACK SQUAT! Have a nice day.).

(especially the developers and city governments)

FOLKS, FLORIDA IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE

If new development did pay for itself, New York City would have NO TAXES at all! Think about it...

"You won't get pregnant! - I had a vasectomy! HONEST!"

New Development does NOT pay for itself like they say.

South Carolina is really looking good these days!

Can you say CRIME boys and girls?

hint: it's about criminals selling licenses and IDs to anyone with ca$h

That's right: "It's not just for Armadillos, any more!"

FLORIDA IS THE HIT & RUN CAPITAL OF THE USA

ALL I ASK - no, I IMPLORE, BEG and WARN YOU TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU UP-AND-MOVE DOWN HERE!

JUST DON'T DO IT, OK?! OK.

"Hey Goofy - is the hurricane over us yet? Where's does Mickey keep the beer?"

If you were thinking of permanently moving to any town in Florida, literally ANY town