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"Wreck the hooce juice!." - Holly Golightly







Made with 100% ringspun cotton.

Which is a thicker, heavier cotton than most shirts, but it's still so, so soft! And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a staple of your bedroom floor or your new daily wear until someone warns you about the smell. Your mammy will be delighted when you go home on Friday to do your washing and she'll say "Jaysis, that's a daycent geansee you have for yoursel'..." and then you'll forget that you resent all she does for ya and for a brief moment, you'll find happiness.



Séamus, our model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm). He does not have road frontage, so don't ask, he is not on Tinder or Grindr.

This shirt is designed and printed in the EU, hurray!

Size guide

S M L XL 2XL 3XL Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½ Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28