Experienced Writer

Rainbow Dash: "Pinkie, this is the 5th time you've ponynapped me and attempted to kill me."



Pinkie Pie: "Yeah, so?"



Rainbow Dash: "You do realize that the police ponies are already on the way, right?"



Pinkie Pie: "Yeah, so?"



Rainbow Dash: "And that this means another ten years of prison time."



Pinkie Pie: "Yeah, so?"



Rainbow Dash: "Plus therapy…"



Pinkie Pie: "Oh cupcakes!"(starts undoing chains)"Prison time I can handle but if I have to hug 'Mr. Snuggies' again, I really will go insane!"