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first you killed an old personthen you went to jailthen you killed anotherwhen you got out on bailold people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's coolyou're in jail againbecause you wouldn't sell outlet's get a bulldozerand break him outyou fucking jewyou wanted to save 50 bucksyou were too cheap to fly deltanow you're an alligator's lunchfind your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujetover prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujethitler should've thought of it now you're alligator shit-valujet,valujetyou stupid fucking jew you should'nt have flew-valujet,valujetare you a jewor just fucking gaytoo cheap to fly deltaor t.w.a.at least the plane was filled,with white trash ,jews,and blacksnow you're valujet alligator snacksYOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANTYOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWNYOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOTNO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUYOU, YOU KEEP A DIARYYOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACEYOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOKONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD PUBLISH ITYOU DUMB STUPID FAGhide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gookyou can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gookyour eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gookyou pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gookyou're a fucking gookyour accent's gay, please go away-gook,gookyou look alike, you ride a bike-gook,gookyou own a store, i kicked in your door-gook,gookyou fucking gook, you make me puke-gook,gookyou just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to fuckhe's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luckyou got date raped, date rapedyou whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tearsbut you wouldn't have been raped if you didn't have 50 beersnext time you go out bring a chapperone or friendor you'll probably end up getting date raped againyou got date rapedYOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOTWHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAYI'LL NEVER RECYCLETHERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAYRECYCLING IS GAYRECYCLING IS GAYRECYCLING IS GAYRECYCLING IS GAYMY GARBAGE CAN IS FILLEDWITH PLASTIC, CANS AND GLASSIF YOU TELL ME TO RECYCLEI'M GOING TO KICK YOURÿ ASSRECYCLING IS GAYRECYCLING IS GAYRECYCLING IS GAYRECYCLING IS GAYpowdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirtbribes in your pocket, you never do any workyou fat fucking slob you just sit in a caruntil you get off work then it's back to the baryou fucking pig-pigyou're a fucking cop-copyou never catch any crooks but harass everyone elseyour fat fingers don't fit the trigger you're too slow to catch a niggeryou're a suburban cop because you're scared of the cityyou broke a stool at dunkin donuts because you're so fucking fatyou have dumb boots-you can't shut upyou love m.a.s.h.-you can't shut upyou don't wear pants-you can't shut upyou can't shut upyou have a beard-you can't shut upit looks real dumb-you can't shut upyou lost your thumb-you can't shut upyou can't shut upyou're embarrassing-you can't shut upyou can't keep time-you can't shut upyou're a fucking hank-you can't shut upyou can't shut upstop saying "hyper"-you can't shut upstop saying "blast"-you can't shut upyou're a pain in the ass -you can't shut upyou can't shut upyou've got cancer,canceryour hair's falling out from kemopart of your colon's been removedyou're only down to 90 poundsyou've only got 3 months to liveyou've got cancer,cancerfaggotyou want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sinkyou put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni on my wallinterior decoratorinterior decoratorfaggotpottery's gay, pottery's gayyou could'nt afford college, you took a night classyou made a clay dildo, and shoved it up your assif you think you'll get christine back, there's something wrong with youshe left you for ben tober, and he's a fucking jewrich goyette is gayyou're fucking awesomeyou're my favorite actoryour character is greatyou fucking rulebranscombe richmondyou and lorenzo work great togetheryou've got cool jeweleryyour hairstyle couldn't be betteri wish i was youi respect your native heritageyour name is really cooli'd love your hairdressers numberyou couldn't possibly be cooleryour last name's weinstein and your first name's jayyou're a food critic and you're fucking gayyou have more hair on your face than you have on your headpretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be fucking deadyou are a food criticyou're old enough-to have bought "let it be" when it was newyou're bald enough-to blind a bird you fucking jewyou're gay enough-to go out with liberaceyou're gay enough-you fucking fagi'm 22,you're 33 and you go to school with mejay weinstein is a gay bald jew with a beardJUST THE TWO OF USWE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRYJUST THE TWO OF USYOU AND IJUST THE TWO OF USWE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRYJUST THE TWO OF USYOU AND IYOUR RECORD COST $3.99YOUR RECORD COST $2.99YOUR RECORD COST $1.99AND THEN IT GETS RETURNEDYOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BINYOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HALL AND OATESYOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO THE COMMODORESYOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO CAMEOYOU'RE A FUCKING HOMOYOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BINCUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BIN, CUT-OUT BINYOU'RE IN THE RETURN LINETHEY DON'T TAKE BACK RECORDS UNDER $3.99THEN YOU START TO FUCKING WHINEBUY A REAL ALBUM NEXT TIMEy-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gayyou volunteer for charity work-you're gayyou care about the environment-you're gayyou're a ballet dancer-you're gayyou're a cake decorator-you're gayyou subscribe to honcho-you're gayyou go to fashion shows-you're gayyou love playing hacky sack-you're gayyou go to poetry readings-you're gayy-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gayyour real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laidyour mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gaysyou look adoptedyou hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a.you won't bring friends to your house,you've got two fathers and thier both fucking gayyou want to go to schoolyou want a good jobyou want to get marriedyou want to own a caryou're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goalsyou want to own a houseyou want to have kidsif these are your goalsthen you're fucking stupidyou're from the north end-wopyou're from revere beach-wopyou can't have a barbeque-wopthe spaghetti always falls through-wopyou drive an el camino,your hero's barbarino,your cousin's name is guido,on the beach you weara speedoyou drive an iroc-wopyour girlfriend has a mustache-wopyou were an altar boy-wopyou got raped by a priest-wopyou put on a bottle of colonge today,you're italian and you're fucking gayyour fucking name is fucking vinnie,and you're a greasy fucking guineayou can't have freckles-wopthey slide off your face-wopyou braid your girlfriend's breast hair-wopyou shave your granny's back hair-wopyou fucking fagyou have a mustacheyou hang around with menand stare at thier assyou're the gayest guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fag i'veever seen,you play on a softball teamyour teams sponsored by a gay barand you've got team pridetoo bad most of your teamall got a.i.d.s. and diedyou have to wear a diaperbecause you're oldyou have to use a wheelchairb.y.o.(because you're old)you can't remember your kids namesb.y.o.you have to wear denturesb.y.o.b.y.o.-i hate old peopleb.y.o.-you're fucking oldyour kids tossed you in a nursing homeb.y.o.but they'd rather have you put to sleepb.y.o.you can't even feed yourselfb.y.o.i'd hate to fucking be like youb.y.o.you have a mustache,you called me on the phoneyou wear a beret and you sell colongeyou wear colonge but you still smell badyou smell like shit from all the men that you've hadyou sell colongeyou wear a gay suit, you have a mustacheyou're always looking at your customers assa freelance homo,you tried to sell to searsbut you got kicked out because you're fucking queeryou live in a houseboatyou're so poor it barely floatsyou live in a houseboatyou're white trash you're fucking brokeyou live in a houseboattrailer park thinks you're a jokeyou live in a houseboatyou're a dumb stupid fagyou live in a houseboatyour dog wears a bandanayou live in a houseboatyou have no teethyou live in a houseboatyou have tattoos of an anchoryou live in a houseboatyour house has a leakyou live in a houseboatrichard butler,why must you always sing that wayYOU FUCKING SUCK!clubbed foot,lazy eye,cleft pallet,webbed handsyour kid is deformed,oi! oi! oi!multiple sclorosis,scoliosis,scurvy,h.i.v.too bad your mother never learned to drivemaybe if she did,your parents would still be alivenow they're dead,and your sister toonow you're an orphan, we'll make fun of youyou are an orphanplease die, you're oldfuck youyour parents paid your tuition and bought you a beretyou go to art school because you're fucking gayare you in college or 13th gradethink of all the money your parents could have savedfag,fag,fag,you go to art schoolno one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norwayno one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wopeveryone mistakes you for a jewyour best friend is youyou have hook nose like a fucking jewyour best friend is youno one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot jokeevery show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget and your broad's a wopno one cares what your last show drewyour best friend is youyou're about as tall as tattooyour best friend is youyour favorite letter's fflunk-you flunked out of schoolflop-every show that you dofail-every class that you takefriends-not one you can makeyou're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plugbut you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fagyou shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't moveyou're in a comai tried to give you a hotfoot,but you didn't noticeyou're gay and you're in a coma,you're a fruit and a vegetable...Windchimes are Gay!rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonoisyou were on benson,you were in m.a.s.h.,you're french you're gay and you suckyou were in police academy 5,now you're on deep space 9you were my best friend the vampire,i wish you would fucking retireYOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDSYOU STAY HOMA ALL DAYYOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITEBECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAYTHE INTERNET IS FUCKING GAYYOU FUCKING FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDSYOU STAY HOMA ALL DAYYOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITEBECAUSE TOU'RE FUCKING GAYcan't find the lyrics. the chorus is:your wife left you,your wife left you, you're not only a loser but you're also a jewyour band is fucking awesome,you have the best soundyou're really really good,you're the best band aroundhootie and the blowfisheven though you're black,i still think you're good,but please don't move into my neighborhoodthe singer's a nigger,the other 3 are geeks,we'll get front row tickets and show up in sheetsyou went to see dishwalla avd everclear,you're gay you're a fucking queer....hey brian,hey bob,hey lee,hey ben,you're gay,you're gayi'm gonna lock drop dead in mcdonalds today,todayi'm gonna (don't remember) and fry a burger on your faceyour lyrics don't matter,no one cares anywaysHOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ...TECHNOLOGY'S GAYHEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ...TECHNOLOGY'S GAYI LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ...TECHNOLOGY'S GAYLET ME FAX YOU MY E-MAIL ADDRESS ...TECHNOLOGY'S GAYretarded jibberishwe're so dumb,we've got nothing new to saywe write the same song 30 times a dayabout how you're a cunt or you're dumb or you're gaybut we'll keep writing them anywayyou fill in the blankfill in the blank is dumbfill in the blank is gayfill in the blank's a cuntand tom pascual is shortkyle from incantation he's got a mustachemustacheYOU'RE LISTENING TO 85,3 FMAND YOU JUST HEARD MY TWO FAVORITE BANDSFILTER AND THE REFRESHMENSSHUT UP!