The Poem of the Bear

In the ancient woods of yore

There lived a bear with taste for gore

This bear was evil to the core

Violence filled his every pore

He lived in shadows, hid from light

And ravaged anything in sight

An ursine demon filled with spite

Many felt his crimson bite

Many Heroes of the age

Were swallowed in his blinding rage

Although advised by many a sage

Not to let the bear engage

Even Priestess of The Moon

Faced the demon by Elune

But the bear was spell immune

To farm the woods without a care

But someone warned him: "Best beware!"

"Behind you there's a fucking bear!"

Dragon knew what this had meant

He will be raped without consent

In his mournful, bleak lament

He miss clicked on accident

He stunned a creep with Dragon's tail

Indeed it was an epic fail

He tried to run to no avail