The journey to the coast had been long and tiresome, the bus slowly made its way to the coast, the day driver, unlike his night time counterpart was sober, too sober, with him being the designated DJ, the music was from his community, if you had a problem with the music, you should have flown to the coast, which is something i wouldn’t do, there’s something about being in the air that should be left to those creatures that have wings, and no, since we lack wings i prefer the god forsaken means of road travel, with the perennial danger of sitting next to someone who knows the same songs being played by DJ bus Driver.

(pictured here, not the bus driver)

As we approached voi, i was struck by the white and green flowers that lay on the land gently, like an expensive rug that forces your hosts put chairs outside the house for the guests, carpet cleaning is a tricky business, the good folks at the car wash smoking cigarettes he stole from someones car holding a metal scrubbing brush doesn’t inspire much confidence.

Flowers are interesting if you think about them.

It is natures way of telling you, “hey in a few weeks check back here, there might be something edible for you here, i don’t know it will be poisonous or not, but check anyway, also if i get eaten by a goat avenge me!!!”

(Goat enjoying the scent of some flowers)

When people get sick, we take flowers to them, “hey man, in a few days these flowers will wither and dry, just like your penis, from that nasty STD you picked up… but you know.. get well soon.

Whoever picked rose flowers as the symbol of love knows nothing about flowers, you know what they should have picked, The poppy flower, that’s right, the flower from the gods, the poppy flower produces opium and somehow heroin, people who do heroin, looovvee heroin soo much, people have been known to do anything for heroin, some even leave their women now if that is not love, i don’t know what love is, well it is probably addiction. but tomato-tomato.

( pictured here papaver somniferum (the only thing i learned in biology class) )

On 14th Feb, valentines day, my man john bought some flowers, which made him really happy, on getting home, he found out that his girlfriend was not amused at all by this. Be careful with the flowers and buds of the marijuana plant.

Some flowers bloom after every 500-1000 years and contain magical healing properties, to get to them, you are accompanied by J-lo and you have to fight a bunch of giant snakes, just like that documentary film Anaconda( based on a true story).

( The events depicted in this film are based on true events. Events that totally happened dude)

By now you are realizing that this is one of the most pointless things you have read in a while. well have a wonderful day.

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