Lyrics:

I’ve tried, tried, tried

And I’ve tried even more

I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried

And I can’t recall what for

I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged

In hope of some success

But the inevitable fact is that

It never will impress

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have runneth dry,

I’ve tried to go fuck shopping

But there’s no fucks left to buy

I’ve no more fucks to give,

Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,

I’m over my fuck budget and

I’m now in fucking debt

I strive, strive, strive

To get everything done

I’ve played by all the rules

But I’ve very rarely won,

I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed,

Alas to no avail

I’ve run round like a moron,

To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fuck fuse has just blown,

I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,

But they’ve upped and fucked off home,

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fuck rations are depleted,

I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated!

The effort has just not been worth

The time or the expense

I’ve exhausted all my energy

For minimal recompense

The complete lack of acknowledgement

Has now begun to gall

And I’ve come to realise that I

Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have flown away,

My fucks are now so fucked off

They’ve refused to fucking stay!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have gone insane

They’ve come back round and passed me

While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have all dissolved,

I’ve planned many projects

But my fucks won’t be involved!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

My fucks have all been spent,

They’ve fucked off from the building

And I don’t know where they went!

I’ve no more fucks to give,

I’ve no more fucks to give,

I’ve no more fucks,

I’ve no more fucks,

I’ve no more fucks to give!