Boy: The Horseshoe (Toronto) Warning: Do not fall for this black marker appendage. I fell for this trick in my rebellious days; it is merely an exploitative predator looking to take advantage of you. Just like the sex-maniac Che Guevara.

Boy: Dora Keogh (Toronto) An artist exposes his dark desire for royal-necrophelia.

Boy: Dora Keogh (Toronto) A urinator - looking to process more urine - puts a graduate to work.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto) Basic 10th grade existential math equation.

Girl: Disgraceland (Toronto) *Hilda P A cowardly lady looks for freebie hand-outs. No way.

Boy: The Duke of Gloucester (Toronto) An easy way to spot a perspective-employee’s laziness is to take them to a soccer match.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto) This artist’s similes are like a garbage can full of telephones.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto) I’m having a beautiful dream where I urinate in a grimy bathroom; also my leg is slowly becoming warm.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto) Advice is seldom welcome; and those who need it the most, always like it the least.

Girl: Sneaky Dee’s (Toronto) * Jessica G An excerpt from Oprah’s tell-all autobiography: The night she ditched her diet in favour of a 72 hour raw binge aboard a commercial fishing boat.

Girl: Hard Luck (Toronto) * Hilda P An artist and bar-owner fishes for compliments.

Boy: Crooked Star (Toronto) Pimps are “notorious” for not allowing their employees to drink and drive; evidenced here.

Boy: Tortilla Flats (Toronto) A fun priest explains the rules for his amended version of the classic hide and seek.