Baby It's Cold Outside is the only pariah of Christmas songs, it turns out.

Miley Cyrus debuted a new version of Santa Baby on Thursday night, in which she asked for fewer NSFW text messages and 'a**' gropings.

The 26-year-old joined Jimmy Fallon on Thursday's Tonight Show for a Christmas-themed sketch, in which she took umbrage at the outdated lyrics.

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No thanks: Miley Cyrus asked for less d**k pics as she sang a new feminist version of Santa Baby for a Jimmy Fallon sketch on Thursday

'Has anyone actually ever listened to them? "Slip a sable under the tree for me?" do you even know what that is... it's a fur! I'm vegan!' she complained

'I'm asking for a car and a yacht and checks and literally the deed to a platinum mine... plus am I saying that I'm going to hook up with Santa if he buys me this stuff?'

Without time for the host to check her edits, Miley launched into her new version, while Jimmy and fellow guest Mark Ronson tried to keep up with the new lyrics in the background.

'Santa baby, I don’t fancy any fancy jewelry, not me / I’ve got something else in mind Santa baby / and I don’t need your presents tonight,' she sang, as Jimmy backed off with the diamond necklace he was about to present her.

Classic: The 26-year-old joinedthe host on Thursday's Tonight Show for a Christmas-themed skit, in which she took umbrage at the outdated lyrics

Santa baby: 'Am I saying that I'm going to hook up with Santa if he buys me this stuff?' she asked

'Don’t want diamonds, cash or stocks / nothing that comes in a box / No more fluff, I’ve had enough / and I can buy my own damn stuff,' she continued, as the audience roared their approval.

'Santa baby, I’ve got a baller car of my own, No loans / I bought it all by myself, Santa baby / with zero help from Elf on the Shelf.'

The song then took a slightly NSFW turn, as Miley then asked Father Christmas to put a stop to harassment.

Winging it: Without time for the host to check her edits, Miley launched into her new version, while Jimmy and fellow guest Mark Ronson tried to keep up with the new lyrics in the background

Edits: 'Santa baby, I don’t fancy any fancy jewelry, not me / I’ve got something else in mind Santa baby / and I don’t need your presents tonight,' she sang, as Jimmy backed off with the diamond necklace he was about to present her

New take: 'Don’t want diamonds, cash or stocks / nothing that comes in a box / No more fluff, I’ve had enough / and I can buy my own damn stuff,' she continued, as the audience roared their approval

'Listen Santa to what I say / A girl's best friend is equal pay / So stop interrupting me when I talk / And don’t text me pictures of your...'

But before she could rhyme with 'talk', the skit was interrupted by a phonecall on Ronson's phone.

As the duo arranged the baubles on the three in a rather rude formation, Miley concluded her song.

'Santa baby, I'd love to know my a** won't get grabbed, at work / By some ignorant jerk Tell the dirtbags / to put away their chimneys tonight / Sorry, Santa Just put away your chimney tonight.'

Jokers: As the duo arranged the baubles on the three in a rather rude formation, Miley concluded her song