Going up

Fronds The most fashionable part of the plant. See Kitri’s summer collection.

Darius in Atlanta Soothsayer, guru – or just really stoned. Hey, whatever works.

Banker hair See Léa Seydoux’s slicked look at the Louis Vuitton Cruise show.

4:3 Music platform made by Boiler Room, described as Netflix for the underground. Soon to be cult.

Rosanna Arquette. Photograph: Getty Images

Weezer’s Rosanna Fans begged the band to cover Toto’s Africa. Instead they covered Rosanna, supposedly about Rosanna Arquette. Perfect.

Croissants and chocolate milk Jane Birkin’s breakfast as a teen in Provence. Peak indulgence.

Going down

‘Kisses’ as a signoff No. We’ll accept XOXO for Gossip Girl reasons, or emojis. Spelling things out is so beta.

Back-drip We didn’t know it had a name until GQ gave it one. Ew.

Carrots as the new avocados By which we mean, self-checkout shoppers are pretending the latter are the former and saving a fortune.

Ghost buster? Photograph: Getty Images

Platonic ghosting Pal suggests a drink. You ask where. Texts stop. Classic trope of summer socialising.

Shearling sliders By The Row. Awfully sweaty for £800.

Bay windowsills On the way out, in favour of squarer, bigger rooms. Sigh: where to put our succulents?