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“It’s caring, not killing,” he said.

“We should let Super Rugby die a dignified death. That’s what it deserves. Truth growth can only come from the ashes of despair.”

Goink Pooley is hoping to topple our incumbent representative in Canberra at this year’s election, hoping that the Voluntary Euthanasia Party can gain enough momentum to beat David Littleproud and the Nationals.

While he admits it’s an uphill battle, he remains unphased.

“Everybody and everything deserves to chose when it dies. Unfortunately for Super Rugby, it’s being kept in a vegetative state by SANZAAR (South Africa, New Zealand, Australia and Argentina Rugby) and there’s no dignity in that,” he said.

“I hope that my team and I can work to fix that, it Australia anyway.”

Earlier this week, Super Rugby’s owner, SANZAAR, got up on its bed, pulled back the doona and shit into its bed. Repeatedly.

After treating the sole Japanese team in the competition like a female paralegal at a Big Six, they decided enough was enough and walked away from the competition.

The Sunwolves wanted a fair go and SANZAAR could only over human faeces trodden into a deceased estate Gumtree mattress.

That’s Goink’s opinion, not that of The Advocate.

However, the local weirdo makes a good point.

More to come.



