Those of you who have observed court after court putting Donald Trump's stupid Muslim bans in the trash may be wondering whether the president's longstanding obsession with banning Muslims from entering the United States is, at this point, anything more than the meaningless fever dream of a xenophobic septuagenarian whom no one really takes seriously. One Alexander Downing, whom you can observe in his natural habitat in the clip below, would beg to differ.

Downing, for reasons known only to him, his God, and whatever alcoholic beverage used to fill the cup to which his feeble paws clutch so desperately throughout this excruciating video, recently chose to ruin a Muslim family's carefree beachfront reunion in South Padre Island by staggering toward them and screaming things like "YOU'RE A FUCKING MUSLIM," "YOUR SHARIA LAW DON'T MEAN SHIT TO ME," and "DONALD TRUMP GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS." It is a tribute to the astonishing self-control of the targets of Downing's furious, repulsive abuse—"SUCK MY DICK," he bellowed in a public place while grabbing his crotch as the family's small children played in the sand only a few feet away—that they managed to keep the confrontation from becoming violent.

It should go without saying that an out-of-shape bro wearing a lime green tank top and pounding on a concave chest while shouting, "MY COUNTRY IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!" is an incredible self-own. Fortunately, there were some reasonable people in attendance who found the prospect of a grown man spewing racist bile at a family of strangers to be objectionable, and the victims specifically acknowledged the baseball-capped hero who repeatedly inserted himself between the two parties, at times physically blocking Downing from getting any closer to the family to do...whatever it was he imagined he was going to do.

You'll never believe what happened after local police finally, mercifully arrested this idiot for public intoxication.

When historians one day set out to write the definitive account of the rise of Donald Trump and the army of vapid lemmings who took his brand of crude ethnonationalism as license to live out their wildest tough-guy fantasies, the mugshot of this gentleman's sobbing visage unquestionably belongs on the cover.

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