As if Californians didn't have enough street violence to worry about, a terrifying new gang has made Chino Hills State Park a nightmare: roving herds of violent, feral cows.


For over a century, ranchers have raised their cattle on or near the lush greens of Chino, and at some point during that time, a few of them got loose. Fast forward several decades and you now have entire herds of cows who have not only been living off the land.. they've been reclaiming it.

Over the last couple years, hikers, cyclists, and campers have have started to report their sightings of aggressive wild bulls, but this year the encounters have reached an all time high.


“This cow had this look in his eye like he was going to kill me," hiker Ed Loritz recounted to the San Gabriel Valley Tribune. "He weighs 2,000 pounds. I wasn’t about to mess with him. I thought I’ll throw a rock and he’ll back off. But he came two feet closer. I started walking toward him and as soon as I did he was now running toward me. I should have brought my 9mm with me.”


Last year, an 80-year-old rancher was killed by one of the attacking bulls when he tried to break up a fight between two angry cows. The violent attacks have gotten so bad that park rangers have started bringing in cowboys to rope and relocate the feral beasts, but the solution hasn't worked as well as they'd hoped.

“I am aware there is the potential for dangerous interaction between cattle and park visitors and I am doing everything I can,” said Kelly Elliott, supervising ranger at Chino Hills State Park.


The Moo-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to f*%# with.