THE GIRLS ARE STANDING HEREAND THEN THE MEMBERSOF THE BAND WALK BY

LOOKING COOL.

WHEN YOU SEE US,YOU GIRLS ALL SCREAM LIKE,

"OH, MY GOD IT'S FINGERBANG,OH, MY GOD !", OKAY ?

ARE WE GOING TO GET PAIDNOW OR AFTER ?

I'LL PAY YOU AFTERWARDS,PROMISE.

OKAY, TIMMY,ROLL CAMERA !TIMMY !

DUDE, WHAT'S WRONGWITH YOUR LEG ?

HUH, OH CHEF SAID TO PUTA CUCUMBER DOWN MY PANTSFOR GOOD LUCK.

AH !WOO-HOO !YAY !

WAIT, WAIT, CUT !HA-HA-HA !

YOU HAVE TO GO CRAZIERTHAN THAT.

I MEAN, YOU HAVE TOACT LIKE IT'S FREAKIN'LEONARDO DeCAPRIO.

WE WOULDN'T GIVE A RAT'S ASSIF LEONARDO DeCAPRIOCAME WALKING PASSED US.

YEAH !YEAH !

FINE, WHO WOULDYOU GO CRAZY FOR ?

MATT LAUER.MATT LAUER.

OKAY, FINE, PRETENDTHAT WE'RE MATT LAUER.

OH, OKAY !OKAY, ROLL CAMERA.

TIMMY !

( ear-piercing screams )AH !

JESUS CHRIST !

♪ FINGERBANG BANG YOUEVERY NIGHT ♪♪

AND CUT !

ALL RIGHT,OUR VIDEO IS COMPLETE.

WITH THE GRACE OF GOD,I CAN NOW GO BACKTO THAT MALL MANAGER

AND SHOW HIMWHAT WE'VE GOT !

OKAY, SO,WHERE'S OUR MONEY ?

AH, KYLE HAS IT.

STANLEY, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?

WE'RE MAKINGA MUSIC VIDEO.

YOU GET IN THE TRUCKRIGHT NOW !

DAD I WAS JUST --

GET IN THE TRUCK !

DAD, I DID ALL MY CHORES,WHY CAN'T I PLAYWITH MY FRIENDS ?

STANLEY, IT'S JUST THATTHERE'S BETTER THINGS

YOU CAN BE DOING ON A SATURDAYTHAN SINGING AND DANCING.

YOU COULD BE WATCHING TVOR LAYING IN BED.

DAD, I LIKE BEINGIN A BOY BAND, I THINKIT'S INTERESTING.

WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OFOTHER INTERESTING THINGSYOU CAN DO.

HAVE YOU EVERTRIED MARIJUANA ?NO !

WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME.DAD !