The Walmart in De Pere, Wisconsin has a true gem of a person on their staff. Whoever is in charge of posting to their Facebook page is doing something incredible. It's art, I tell you. In each post, a wary-looking staff member poses with a product, and the photo is accompanied by a caption that truly captures the innocent yet unhinged psyche of someone forced to pretend to care deeply about selling "succulent" corn on the cob, for instance. The Walmart De Pere Facebook page is the new Banksy. You heard it here first, folks.