It’s always polite to introduce yourself when sneaking up on someone in the middle of the night. Especially when you’ve be internet stalking them for the past week, leaving them hundreds of internet messages and what not. It’s just what you should do. Or, baring that, perhaps not do anything I just listed. Unless you want to come across as a homicidal loon who strangles people in the night, which I suppose our favorite shadowy fiend does. So it’s a moot point for him, but you definitely shouldn’t do it, it’s not cool. Also, if you’re the one getting snuck up on, maybe don’t drop the blunt object that you could have defended yourself with. And that goes double if it’s an expensive instrument you hope to make a career out of.

Until next time,

Caden Reigns