There is no natural phenomenon more dangerous than an offended mom. Susan Schrivjer of Fort Myers, Florida, was outraged when she encountered Breaking Bad action figures, complete with miniature bags of fake crystal meth, for sale at her local Toys ‘R’ Us. Schrivjer started a Change.org petition imploring the retailer to pull all four toys in the collection, calling the plastic homage to the Emmy-winning AMC show a “dangerous deviation from their family friendly values.” More than 9,000 signatures later, Toys ‘R’ Us has announced that that they’ll no longer sell the Breaking Bad toys, neither in stores nor online.

We’d never argue that the violent criminal misadventures of teacher turned kingpin Walter White are in any way appropriate for children. But…really? This is what bothers you? We can only imagine the meltdown Schrivjer has in store when she discovers the startling array of ultra-violent and otherwise inappropriate wares Toys ‘R’ Us continues to stock. Is the sight of a bespectacled plastic chemist anywhere near as traumatizing for a child than one of these flesh-thirsty zombies or blood-soaked psychopaths wielding chainsaws?

Here’s just a sampling of the more unsettling products Toys ‘R’ Us currently has on offer.

More Depraved, Murderous, Depressed Walking Dead Action Figures Than You Can Shake a Machete At

Breaking Bad isn’t the only disturbing AMC series represented at Toys ‘R’ Us. From Merle and Daryl to zombies galore, the gang’s all here. Our favorite is this charming little diorama titled “The Governor and the Fish Tank Room.” That animated corpse with the bag over its head is the governor’s undead daughter, whom he keeps chained up in the closet. You know, for kids.

Ash from Evil Dead 2

We can’t decide which is more alarming: the zombiefied Deadite version, or the human yet chainsaw- and shotgun-toting version.

True Heroes Chainsaw Blaster

…while we’re on the subject of chainsaws.

Spider Gremlin from Gremlins 2

This thing stands at 10 inches by 15 inches by 12 inches. We’ll pass, thanks.

Jason from Friday the 13th

Besides Jason, there’s Freddy Krueger, Chucky and dozens more horror collectibles.

Every Violent Video Game Ever

Whether you’re drawn to the hooker-bludgeoning charms of Grand Theft Auto or the hardcore war porn that is Call of Duty, Toys ‘R’ Us has got your innocent children covered.

Lots-O’-Huggin’ Bear from Toy Story 3

To the untrained adult eye, this stuffed animal may look harmless, but it’s objectively bizarre that Lotso’s being marketed as a lovable toy. The irredeemable villain of Toy Story 3 (voiced by Ned Beatty) gladly leaves the main characters to die in an incinerator—Woody and company escape, but still.

Shit-Scooping Barbie

Potty Trainin’ Taffy and her turds are not only a choking hazard but an indoctrination tool—for teaching little girls that it’s fun to clean up after everyone.