The United States of Degtyarev is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Degtyarev with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.375 billion Degtyarevians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyoto-Hue. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Degtyarevian economy, worth a remarkable 1,821 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,469 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, Degtyarevians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Degtyarev's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Degtyarev is ranked 7,180th in the world and 329th in Balder for Rudest Citizens, with 120.19 Insults Per Minute.