THE Supreme Court has confirmed that the UK’s regional parliaments and assemblies can fuck off.

Amid anger at the Brexit ruling, campaigners are delighted that the devolved Scottish parliament and Northern Irish and Welsh assemblies have been exposed as the impotent lie they always were.

Norman Steele of Reading said: “It was fun at first watching them act like their silly regional things were important and having debates and stuff, but come on.

“We can’t be listening to them and their farcical accents when we’re dealing with serious stuff. Who do we consult next? The Cornish?

“Also they can’t have a say on matters of national pride because we beat it out of them in all the wars we won.”

Supreme Court justice Mary Fisher said: “Like any legislation which removes rights of citizenship, Brexit must go through parliament to be legal.

“But proper parliament, not these toy ones. Get real.”