#20. Spangle - $1,290





It's true, the cheapest Beanie Baby on this list is still worth the price of a MacBook laptop.





University would have been so much easier if I could have sold my Beanie Babies one by one instead of having to sell plasma to the Red Cross. #lifehack

#19. Gobbles - $6,667









And they say that right after Halloween, we start celebrating Christmas! Not here in Beanie Baby Land!





Gobbles is currently looking for more money than I've ever had in my checking account at a time, so there's something there.









#18. Snort - $7,500













#17. Holiday Teddy - $10,000









I affectionately call this Beanie Baby "Used Honda Civic" because that's what I could have had now if I hadn't sent this handsome boy to his death of goodwill in 1999.

#16. Pouch - $10,000









Okay, that's cheating, right?

Two Beanie Babies in one should be illegal, even if it's a set.









#15. Halo - $13,500









How can a teddy bear be worth more than me? My life no longer makes sense.

I will never create anything so precious. It was a good race, and only Halo can save me now.









#14. Britannia the Bear - $13,995









God save the bear? Who would have thought that my two biggest fears (Ronald McDonald and being able to sell my old Beanie Babies) would meet today?











#13. Hope -$15,000











Hi, my God, it's me. I know we haven't spoken in a while, but maybe you could help me find one of those old Beanie Babies in a closet, thank you.

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#12. Jake - 19,000









Hi, I'm Jake. I'm a duck, and what was the question again? Oh yes, I'm worth $19,000.



#11. Patti the platypus - 19 500



Guys, this Beanie Baby hat is available in four colors, but only this one, "magenta", is worth anything. The other colours are raspberry, fuchsia and brown.



#10. Seaweed - 30,000





Tbh, if I had the money, I could buy it because this otter is as cute as possible.



#9. Claude the Crab - $30,000



Omg, is Claude French? If this crab is French, I need him. It's like finding Nemo's shrimp. Click Next to read more



↚ #8. Valentino - 42,299



Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart, that's my annual salary. Also, sorry, I don't make that much money.



#7. Blackie the Bear - $50,000



Blackie the black bear wearing the hard plastic label protector still in fashion. It was very 1994 of him.



#6. Hippity - 50,000



"I'll trade you that 1996 stuffed rabbit for a year of college."



#5. Bubbles - 176,000



Shit, it was expensive! Besides, can the fish be Beanie Babies? Is that fish? Click Next to read more



↚ #4. Peace Bears & Pals $358,000



You could buy a HOUSE with this Beanie Baby. That's all I have to say.



#3. Ariel & Pals - - 578,000





Four Beanie Babies. They're worth over $100,000 each. And we're only at number three.



#2. Princess Bear - $675,000



The most expensive single Beanie Baby in the world. Princess Diana Bear.

#1. Wallace & Friends - $680,000



There are some things that cost less than Wallace. A brand new Tesla, a beach house in Hawaii, a Picasso (cheap), my dignity, all the Golden Retrievers you could want.



Ah, Beanie Babies. I have such good memories of finding them in McDonald's Happy Meals, keeping their very small red labels and, in fact, throwing them at my older sister when she was mean to me. But WHO knew they could value these precious memories more?Well, all of us, actually. We all thought that our Beany Baby collections were intended to enhance the value of gold sooner or later. And we were right! It is unfortunate that all the mines have created their thanks to the beautiful massive farm in the sky, also called Goodwill.But if you're not like in Maine, and you find that you're still clinging to this precious assortment, don't worry, we're here to help you. We are the count of the twenty most dignified babies you should keep.Really, his name is Snort. And I had one too.Brb, I'm calling my mother so she can rummage through a collection of Game Cube games, DVD Spy Kids and old clothes to make us rich.