TEXAS – The biggest topics of discussion today are coronavirus, the legalization of weed, and our climate. Many individuals are committing themselves to tackling the problem by writing powerful and moving Facebook posts, Instagraming, and eating ecological food. Climate activist Greta Thunberg sails around the world instead of flying, abusing and polluting the ocean with wind run-off. One expert has a better, safer solution.

“If we could all just grab our cups and start drinking it up we could solve the issue,” says the 45 year old retired janitor.

Mr. Erik Trofman from Kcid, Texas says that he figured it out when drinking Bud-light one summer evening with his “buddies”.

“You know, I was just cracking another cold one with Steve and Burto when it came to my mind. We had poured some beers into a big bowl and when I grabbed beer with my glass I noticed the beer-sea level went down.”

The 45 year old says that he has been trying to contact both president Donald Trump and Greta Thunberg about his solution for over a year with no success.

”Yeah, I definitely think it’s gonna work. The only problem will be that people might need to pee and will just pee right there into the ocean causing the sea-levels to rise again.”

When we reached out to Thunberg on this issue, she declined to comment.

MJ