You guys, the time has come. After almost three years of Jon Hamm's brazenly commando frolicking on both coasts, AMC has encouraged the well-hung leading man to put some Hanes between him and us in order to stop distracting us from his serious work on "Mad Men," according to the New York Daily News. In the immortal words of Coldplay, every tear after Jon Hamm puts his penis away is a waterfall. However, homeboy didn't listen. Thank God.