An armed nation is like a bee hive; nobody fucks with a bee hive because each bee is “armed” with a stinger. In case gun control proponents cites situations where some people wins the Darwin Awards for accidentally shooting themselves/others, again, not all bees in a bee colony have stinger! The bees have chlorinated their gene pool through evolution by making sure these Special Ed bees who may win the Darwin Award unable to develop stingers. They are usually males, but I digress.

My point here is that you will never see a bee stinging other member of said bee colony, doing their emo “I hate the world and everybody must die” dance (bees talk to each other by dancing; they dance to indicate where to find pollen).

Translation : Dear Hive, I’m sick and tired of all you fucks bullying me, so time to die motherfuckers. Oh, and Jawbreaker rule!

Nor will you see a bee sting themselves, accidentally or on purpose.

Now gun control proponents claim that only professionals should have the right to use guns. People like soldiers, or the police:

Ok, he’s a newbie professional gun handler, so we can give him benefit of doubt. But then what about the police chief? Surely, since they are the highest level in professional gun handler, it should be fine to give them guns, right?

Second time? Seriously?! Facepalm and and Homer Simpson’s “D’oh!” is in order.