Amy: Mels! Rory! Look! After the Doctor left last night I fell asleep and when I woke up, a cutie mark appeared!

Rory: Wow Amy! That's so cool! Who's the Doctor?

Mels: She didn't tell you? She told me this morning.

Amy: Sorry Rory, I forgot to tell you. He has a magic blue box that crashed into my yard last night, when I went outside to see closer, he came out wet and said he fell into the swimming pool and some of the library's books got wet.

Rory: A swimming pool and a library could never fit in a box!

Amy: That's why it's magic! Anyway, we went inside and I made 20 different foods which he said he would like, he took one bite and called each one horrible! Then he ate fish fingers and custard. When he was done he sensed I was nervous and he took me to my room and told me the crack in my wall was cursed! Then he left.

Rory: He sounds weird, but he seems amazing!

Mels: Whatever, if he crashed in my yard I would have gotten a cutie mark.

Amy: Oh, I forgot to tell you both something about the Doctor.

Rory and Mels: What?

Amy: He's an earth pony.

Rory: B-but, that's impossible!

Mels: It's not impossible, just unlikely.