At its worst, the NBA Summer League is an unwatchable slog of guys you’ve never heard of trying to get their shine, and in the process doing irreparable harm to the game of basketball. And if you missed the Washington Wizards‘ 94-74 defeat to the D-League Select team on Sunday, count yourself lucky, because it set basketball back 60 years.

The Wizards shot 25% from the field and just 6% (yes, six, that is not a typo) from 3-point range as they fell to 0-2 in the Las Vegas Summer League. I want nothing more than to just forget that this game occurred, but I’m writing about it anyway. Gotta be a trooper. Gotta embrace the grind.

I guess, if I really think about it, it wasn’t all terrible.

Washington Wizards center Jarrid Famous was one of the only bright spots, as he continued his impressive play en route to a team-high 21 points and 10 rebounds.

Famous and his hustle working on that training camp invite https://t.co/vhJnNlUbGZ — Hoop District (@HoopDistrictDC) July 12, 2015

Kelly Oubre wasn’t hitting his shot (not like anyone else was, anyway) but he still played his butt off and put up a nice-looking 18-8 scoreline. Scott Machado didn’t hit a field goal, but he generally looked pretty slick with the ball in his hands, even nutmegging a defender with a great assist to Oubre early on.

More good things, more good things… well, the D-League Select team played some entertaining ball. Looked real together. Two-game NBA veteran Scotty Hopson put up 20 points, and former second-round draft pick Romero Osby scored 18 points in about 20 minutes. Also, 2009 #2 overall pick Hasheem Thabeet started at center and then got ejected, (Ejected! from a Summer League game!) which was its own brand of fun.

But none of that made up for having to watch this game.

The Washington Wizards actually got off to a decent start, but after they took a 15-8 lead they completely imploded, getting outscored 42-18 for the rest of the first half. The remainder of the game was more or less a formality. DC just couldn’t get out of its own way offensively, just forcing terrible drive after terrible drive on awful hero-ball sets.

Less driving into traffic, more of this. https://t.co/TDrAq7Nf7L — Hoop District (@HoopDistrictDC) July 12, 2015

Almost all of Washington’s points came on putbacks or free throws – after Scott Suggs hit DC’s first 3-point attempt early in the first quarter, the Wizards missed all 16 of their long range shots for the rest of the game. And while it seems mathematically impossible that the Wizards could shoot 18-72 for an entire game and still score 74 points, they made 37 of 44 free throws to make up the difference.

This has to be the first time in the history of basketball that a team made 37 free throws and still lost by 20, right? Yeah, let’s go with that. This is the first time in the history of basketball that a team made 37 free throws and still lost by 20.

Kelly Oubre shot just 5-17 from the field, but he continued to impress with his defense, motor, aggressiveness and improved handle. The jumper still hasn’t fallen, and he’s just 1-12 from 3-point range in Vegas.

That’s rough, but still better than second-rounder Aaron White, who had just two points and six rebounds in about 25 minutes today. White shot 1-8 from the field and 0-4 from three, missing a few of his shots from deep very badly.

White has a total of six points in the Las Vegas Summer League, all from dunks. Yes, he’s shooting 0% on shots where the ball has to travel through the air for any length of time after leaving his hand. Maybe a year in Europe won’t be too bad.

The Washington Wizards will take the court next on Tuesday, when they face Jordan Crawford and the Dallas Mavericks. Steezus against the Wizards! It’s a can’t-miss television event.