Domino’s pizza has apologised to a customer who found a wrinkled human testicle nestling on the edge of a pizza – despite the fact it still looks, er, attached to someone’s scrotum.

It’s a tribute to how polite Domino’s customer services are, that they actually apologised for the giant gonad on the pizza after being Tweeted by Ciaran Jarrett.

The chain apologised, saying, ‘Sorry about that, have you told the store about this?’

Told them what, that you’ve just put your left nut down on your own dinner?


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Over 1 million people have seen my left testicle ffs ??? pic.twitter.com/JYDI2uyQET — steve (@stevples) May 22, 2016

Prankster Ciaran said, ‘Whoever cooked this deserves the sack.’



His friend Steve – the owner of the sack in question – has become a slightly regretful internet star after the post was retweeted 16,000 times.

He said, ‘Over one million people have seen my left testicle.’