After USPS took a few extra days to hold onto my gift, I was thrilled to come home from work to find my secret santa gift waiting for me! The package itself was heavy and pretty large, so I was really excited to tear into it! All the gifts were wrapped individually and BEAUTIFULLY. I was going to take everything out and photograph the presents individually, but then I was too impatient and decided to just tear into them!

I'm pretty sure that my Santa has SUPREB stalking skills, because not only were all their gifts totally perfect for me, they also picked out some of my favorite posts. The closeup of the "you burned my tongue like the asshole motherfucker you are" is from one of my favorite tumblr posts. Inside, I got an assortment of loose leaf tea! Perfect because I totally love tea and hate asshole motherfuckers!

Anyway, like I mentioned, I was going to photograph every single thing but I kept saying "OH MY GOD!" and couldn't stop grinning as soon as I finished opening the tea and just kept going!

The gifts my Santa picked out for me were amazing... I got a Sally Hansen peppermint nailpolish (which I promptly put on, how adorable!), two little hand sanitizers (both of which smelled amazing, and are very apt because I'm a bit of a germaphobe during cold and flu season), a Hard Candy Lash Ink mascara (soo excited to try this out), ANOTHER Hard Candy Makeup set (seriously, at this point I was so flipping excited), and a Yankee Candle Car freshener.

So at this point I'm over the moon with my Santa, because all of their gifts were phenomenally cool, but then I saw that I still had TWO LARGE BOXES left!

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Okay, so in addition to all the amazing things my Santa got me... drum roll please, MY SANTA GOT ME A HAIR STRAIGHTENER!! That is so incredibly generous of you, thank you so much! I am so excited to start using this, since my old one is just terrible.

Okay, so even after all the small wonderful gifts and a HAIR STRAIGHTENER, my Santa got me ANOTHER gift-- a mini curling iron! I already tried it out and it works WONDERFULLY and even better, since it's small, I will easily be able to stash it in my dorm room when I go back to school in the spring.

So, all in all, my Santa went WAY above and beyond and delivered an incredible gift package. THANK YOU SO MUCH!