Apparently, Assembly Member Bill Colton Thinks Women Don’t Ride Buses Bus lanes are "anti-women," Colton says, oblivious to the fact that most bus commuters in Brooklyn are women.

Every day, New Yorkers make 28,000 trips on the B82 bus, one of Brooklyn’s slowest and least reliable routes. Based on commute patterns in Brooklyn, most of the people making those trips are women.

Assembly Member William Colton doesn’t see it that way. In fact, according to Kings County Politics, Colton thinks the DOT and MTA’s plan to speed up B82 service this spring with bus lanes and other improvements is “anti-women.” The bus lanes, you see, will replace some curbside parking spots for six hours a day, therefore they are misogynist — makes perfect sense, right?

On Monday, Colton joined the band of elected officials trying to stymie bus lanes that would improve service between MacDonald Avenue and Ocean Avenue, where buses travel at an average speed of less than 5 mph. In Colton’s district, 59 percent of workers commute by transit, according to the Tri-State Transportation Campaign, yet he values a few parking spots more than reliable rush hour bus service for thousands of people.

“This neighborhood does not need [Select Bus Service],” Colton said at a press conference on Monday, according to KCP. “You have a problem that is going to be created and made worse because of the city imposing a solution for a problem that it’s not going to solve, that it is in fact going to make worse.”

What does all this word salad even mean? Think fast, because there’s more where that came from. Colton also thinks making the B82 faster and more reliable is “anti-women.” Apparently, Colton’s argument, if you can call it such, is that, in KCP’s words, women “work locally” or “would find parking an increased obstacle in caring for their families.”

What about the obstacles facing women who don’t have access to a car? What about women who ride the bus to get to work so they can care for their families?

In Brooklyn as a whole, women are far more likely than men to commute by bus. Women account for 66,000 daily bus commuters in the borough, compared to 38,000 men, according to the Census.

But to Bill Colton, women who ride the bus might as well not exist.

Of course, like Colton, I’m a man and I lack the authority to define what is or is not “anti-women.” But I can tell you that better bus service helps everyone, regardless of gender.

The vast majority of people shopping on Kings Highway come by foot or by transit, according to DOT surveys.

The jumble of double-parking and curbside dysfunction on Kings Highway is one of the main factors preventing buses on Kings Highway from operating reliably.

For six hours a day, the new bus lanes will change that, and for thousands of people, access to Kings Highway will improve.

On Sunday at 10 a.m., Colton and other bus lane opponents are planning to rally against the plan at Kings Highway and MacDonald Avenue. There’s also a pro-SBS counter-protest in the works.

DOT and MTA already scaled back the bus lanes to six hours a day. Will they back down again, to the detriment of bus riders, or will they see this important project through?

“SBS will bring shorter travel times and more reliable service for 28,000 daily riders along one of Brooklyn’s busiest bus routes,” a DOT spokesperson said. “DOT and MTA have done detailed consultation with the community and its leaders about this route for the last three years and we will continue to speak with elected officials in the weeks ahead to garner further feedback about the project.”