pre-release game forums

I love the pattern of the posts in these pre-release game forums:



The devs haven't said anything about the release date in over twenty minutes…(anxiety building)...time to throw a full scale Millennial-Fit…



“I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND USING EXCLAMATION MARKS AND USING LOTS OF PUNCTUATION!!!! IS THIS GAME DEAD??????!!!!!!”



(silence)



I’ll use reverse psychology to make them do my bidding (it always works on Mom) Then their FEAR will make them program FASTER! -



“I don’t care anymore.



Look at me not caring.



I used to care a lot, but you made me not care.



I’m leaving...you're making me leave...



I used to stare at the screen repeatedly clicking refresh 6000 times a day to see if you had said anything…



But you made me stop caring with your hate…”



I had some babysitting money in an envelope marked FP$... but it spent it ALL on other Steam games because I hate you.



I’m sad.



You made me sad.



(Silence)



WHAT’S GOING ON!!!!





Repeat ad nauseum...

