Poutine Week is upon us, and since no one has actually tried any/all of the glorious curdy creations yet, we've handily ranked each of the "dirty 32" dishes that're going to be available (for one fleeting week come Feb 1st) in order of their theoretical deliciousness.

32. Uniburger’s Chili Cheese Fries Poutine

Latin Quarter

Sure, it's probably lovely, but this is Poutine Week. We're expecting AMAZING.

31. Lola Rosa’s LOLA Vegan Poutine

Mile End

Homemade gravy, fresh mushrooms, and black beans. Getting better.

30. McKibbin’s Irish Pub’s Baked Potato Poutine

Multiple locations

All the ingredients of a baked potato in poutine form with homemade gravy. Way to break the stereotype, fellas.

29. Le Gourmet Burger’s La Poutine du Gourmet

Downtown

Freshly cut fries, topped with "squish-squish" cheese curds, gravy, caramelized onions, sautéed mushrooms, smoked bacon, and garnished with a sweet & spicy chipotle sauce & fresh thyme.

28. Montreal Poutine’s Merguez Poutine

Old Montreal

Homemade fries, cheese curds, vegetarian gravy, and spicy merguez. Veggie gravy and sausage?! Sure, why not.