Let’s check in and see how the world of journalism is faring, shall we? What’s the Washington Post got for us today?

If you want to understand how the ? sexy peach emoji ? has come to represent both the potential impeachment of President Trump and a butt, you must first look to the ancient Sumerians https://t.co/bMgbqd2SH4 — The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 1, 2019

No longer just for sexting or cobbler, everyone’s favorite ?? thicc stone fruit ?? is now a juicy anti-Trump symbol https://t.co/CpzPKfCvDK — The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 1, 2019

Yep … seems about right.

please stop pic.twitter.com/dfOiViBrbd — Mollie its me your little venice bitch (@totallytuna) October 1, 2019

Well my decision to rely on free clicks instead of subscribing is confirmed ✔️ — Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) October 1, 2019

You should ask for a refund, @JeffBezos — Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) October 1, 2019

I want to die https://t.co/CxkkGwRHUH — Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) October 1, 2019

Maybe the Lord should take WaPo instead. They’ve already got one foot in the grave anyway.

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