9. I hate the fact that your injured tight end, Troy Fumagalli, has me saying this all week when trying to break down our matchup against him and figure out whether he’s playing or not.

10. Most of all, Wisconsin, I hate the fact that you’ve somehow stolen what we did back when we were good at football and now you’re doing it so much better than we are. It’s like you bought our old house and renovated it, and now it’s got granite countertops, one of those giant showers with the trendy non-existent door, and a pool in the backyard and we just keep walking by on our way to our condominium that has turned into a total money pit and watching you have pool parties. Stop having pool parties, Wisconsin.

Oh, what’s that? You’re not going to stop? Well this weekend we’re definitely going to sneak over the fence and pee into your pool out of spite. So, take that.