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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Sarah Palin Presents: "Paul Revere's Ride" Listen, my children, you shall hear a great lecture, Of Paul Revere's ride; it was midnight, you betcha. Paul was ringin' those bells, so the British could comprende. We have the right to bear arms, So says the N.R.A. He rode through the streets, on his horse a display, That was designed to keep the Lamestream Media away. REVERE PAUL REVERE'S COLONIAL TOUR THIS IS PAUL REVERE He rode and he rode, shoutin' o'er dale and o'er hill, "The immigrants are comin'," and "Drill, baby, drill!" Ye Olde Boston Fox Crier Then halfway through his mission, he resigned this vocation, So he could take a lucrative job as a pundit with a news organization. A revolutionary hero, saved his nation from new threats, Too bad he wasn't a real American, he came from Tax-achusetts.