This has got to be the most unpleasant position to die in – especially for a young girl. Hips busted so the legs are eagle spread – you can almost see her cervix through the gash – and head severed, laid on top of the headless body that was just mangled by a speeding car in a hit and run. That’s the Philippines.

You all know how messed up Brazil is. I don’t have to tell anybody twice, but if you put me before a must choose situation with the only two options being either going to the Philippines or going to Brazil, I’d still choose Brazil. Trick is, if you put me before the same “must choose” situation with the only two options being the Philippines and Thailand, I’d have to look for the third one, even if it’s “shoot yourself in the dick” or something equally brutal cause at the end of the day, it’s still better than stepping foot in any of those bonus places.

So here we have a young Filipina. Flown off flip flops don’t tell us enough and otherwise skimpy clothes don’t necessarily mean much in a tropical country. The impact must have been significant to rip her head right off her shoulders like that. The driver just drove off and will probably never get justice. And even if by some magic they caught him, in a country like the Philippines, he’d just pay his way out of the problem, kind of like this prick from Thailand cause that’s how they rock in that neck of the wood.

Many thanks to Jack Mehoff for the video. WTF @ the cameraman trying to zoom in on the corpse’s vagina but since he’s only got digital zoom, it got pixelated. Still, what sneaky Filipino bastard: