Last Night’s Top 10 List was: Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image

10) Star in new television series, “America’s Funniest Haircuts”

9) Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop

8 ) Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like “BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH”

7) Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest

6) Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape

5) Change his name to Barod Obamavich

4) Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River

3) I don’t know…how about showing up for his impeachment trial?

2) Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, “You Betcha!” a lot

1) Uhhh…resign?