This is how you get hits in against egotistical personalities like Donald Trump – by mocking them and turning them into pure satire material.

Kudos to “Mr. Bond,” the creator of this piece, for your talent will go a long way towards getting the disenchanted but still-uninformed Trump supporter away from the cuckoldry and into the realm of real action and real work that will make America great again.

Because you see, Trump did nothing but good for us in the grand scheme of things, as we are now stronger than ever before, have a potential recruitment pool larger than at anytime since the 1960’s, and have now pushed our Communist enemies into the open once and for all.

[Hook: Dido]

My tea’s gone cold

I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window

And I can’t see at all

And even if I could it’d all be gray

But your picture on my wall

It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad

[Verse 1]

Dear Donald, I voted you in, why aren’t you responding

can you see me from your Tower man, I’m down here at the bottom

I sent a million tweets in autumn

and I ‘m sure you got ’em

There probably is a problem

’cause you’re POTUS now or somethin’

I know the secret service keeps disturbances from bothering

But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man?

How’s your daughter?

My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m ’bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her?

I’ll name her Melania

I saw the bullying the media did to her and Barron

that was so disgusting man

you seem like awesome parents

I know you probably hear this every day

But I’m your biggest fan

I got a Trump sign in my yard and bumper stickers on my van

I got a closet full of posters, MAGA hats and pictures, man

I love how you owned Rubio and Jeb, that shit was phat

Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back

Just to chat, truly yours, the only one who cherished ya , it’s white America

[Hook: Dido]

My tea’s gone cold

I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window

And I can’t see at all

And even if I could it’d all be gray

But your picture on my wall

It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad

[Verse 2]

Dear Don, you still ain’t called or wrote us

I hope you notice

I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you ignore your voters

remember when we talked outside your rally about jobs in LaFayette

You even signed an autograph on a MAGA hat

for my little brother, man, he’s only six years old

He waited in the blisterin’ cold for you

For hours that’s how much you give him hope

Our life is pretty shitty man and you’re his fuckin’ idol

the working class whites out here

are struggling for survival

I ain’t that mad though, I just don’t like being lied to

Remember when we met in Denver?

You said if I vote for you, you’d have my back

See, I’m just like you in a way; don’t like politicians either

All they do is cheat us man we really need a leader

That’s why I could relate to your debates and all your speeches

Jobs are overseas now where production is the cheapest

‘And I don’t really got shit else

So that shit helps when I’m depressed

I even got a tattoo saying MAGA on my chest

And twice I almost got beat up by guys who called my Nazi

I just want a future for our kids, why would they try to stop me?

See, everything you said is real

And I respect you ‘cause you told it

My girl said you’re just a show and won’t trust you for a moment

But she don’t know you like me Donald, bet my life that she’s mistaken

They way you hugged those people on your stage you wasn’t faking

You gotta call me, man

I’ll be the biggest supporter you’ll ever lose, if you keep up this barrier

sincerely yours, White America

[Hook: Dido]

My tea’s gone cold

I’m wondering why I got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window

And I can’t see at all

And even if I could it’d all be gray

But your picture on my wall

It reminds me that it’s not so bad, it’s not so bad

[Verse 3]

Dear Mr. I-Don’t-Give-A-Shit-About-My-Base

You literally broke every single promise that you gave

I just saw it on the news even the wall has been discarded

it was just a metaphor

do you think we are retarded?

was my girlfriend right after all are you just another hooker?

cause it sure looks like you’re getting bossed around by Kushner

who the fuck is this guy anyway I didn’t vote for him

first you said you’re for the people giving power back to them

then you’re starting shit with Syria launching missile strikes

and I see you in that room surrounded by a bunch of kikes?

remember the guys who called me nazi, I was forced to fight

Guess what I’m a nazi now, I think those nazis they were right

I talked to them on twitter and they brought me to the light

you no longer have a voice up in this country if you’re white

I loved you Trump, and we’ll still make this nation great again

in fact I wanna thank you for starting my awakening

the hate for you pushed whites back together as a group

and made us see the system is completely owned by Jews

who kill us with immigration and degenerate our youth

I can’t believe two years ago I used to laugh at David Duke

this was our last try voting, now it’s about survival

and it’s parasites like you who force us into voting with our rifle

I tore all your pictures down and put one of Hitler up

P.S.: looking forward to the war, we’ll fuck all you bitches up