Woman O feminist woman!

When without money, wishes to get married;

When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, Boyfriend becomes driver;

When has money, Driver becomes boyfriend.

When without money walks to earn food

When has money, walks to burn fat;

Woman O feminist woman!

Never fails to deceive thyself!

When without money, rides bicycle;

When she has money rides the same ‘exercise machine’.

When without money, eats vegetables at home;

When she has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.

When without money, acts like a rich woman; When has money acts like a poor woman.

$ 1 seems too much to give a boy begging for food,

but $ 20 seems okay when it’s given for the 20th lipstick shade in her drawer.

Woman O feminist woman!

Never can tell the simple truth!

Says show off is bad, but keeps seeking attention;

Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.

Says diamonds are merely stones, but keeps asking for them.

Says smoking & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging;

Woman O feminist woman!

Never means what she says and never says what she means..

After a whole day of work, Hours at the gym seem alright

But helping her Mother out at home seems like a burden.

She waits a whole year for Valentine’s day

But she always forgets Father’s day.

Woman O feminist woman!

She claims to be independent and strong but wants special privileges and reservations.