Child Labor

Undead Llama is back, baby! Now powered by child labor. Not really. Well, only kinda/sorta.

This cartoon kinda reminds me of the time I got that job whipping kids to make sure the were putting up signs correctly. Sure, in my case, the kids I worked with were putting up beer signs. Yet, it was more of an internship, really – I didn’t get paid much. My boss was less of an asshole and more of a whole ass. Also, it was in the basement of a sewer bathroom with a disgruntled food service kangaroo. Okay, sure, it was a job whipping kids in horrific working conditions for a terrible boss who didn’t pay me anything. When you put it like that, it doesn’t sound worth it anymore. I’m sure we’ve all had our fair share of child labor.

Yes, that sewer’s bathroom had a basement.

In conclusion, I promise I’m not as horrible a human being as my creativity makes me out to be.

My twitter feed is like Craigslist for child labor opportunities. You should follow me.

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