Ben Carson, everyone:

That’s not how you’re supposed to do it, Ben:

Best. Surrogate. Ever. With friends like these…. https://t.co/UsCm1rv7iU — Ioana F (@ibflorea) April 3, 2016

Are there better surrogates? Probably. https://t.co/CkWgLl5SXj — Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto) April 3, 2016

Or is he the “worst surrogate ever”?

Pretty much.

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