Now that you have your numbers, there’s no need to spend hours in the family planning aisle struggling through all the fine print. The good people at www.condom-sizes.org have put together a fantastic condom size chart for you with an awesome variety of brands. Starting with the snuggest size available at 49 mm with a max length of 7.5.” The medium condoms range between 190 mm – 200 mm at a max length of 7.9″. The next size up is considered large starting at 54 mm – 58 mm and a max length of 8.46″. Many large condoms offer a flare at the head for additional thinking space which ranges between 59.5mm – 65mm according to the chart. If you feel the dimensions of the off- the- rack condoms just aren’t right for you, My.Size is a German brand offering custom condoms with 7 sizes available including larges at a width of 69mm. TheyFit custom condoms is also an amazing option with 95 different sizes available. They are a UK brand helping men of every design suit up for maximum protection. “But Paloma, what do you keep in your nightstand?” you ask. I recommend the latex Slimfit by Glyde. For standard I use non-latex Skyn and non-latex Skyn Large by Lifestyles.

The strawberry Slimfit by Glyde are my favorite. It’s unfortunate that I do not know of any non latex snug fits in existence. In the event of a snug or an extra large male organ with an allergy to latex, I use a female condom. By far, female condoms are truly my favorite. In my experience, most gentlemen also prefer them. The female condom, the FC2, is a non-latex barrier method that looks like the king of all condoms judging by its generous size alone. It is made of polyurethane so it is compatible with water, silicone or oil based lubes unlike latex which is only compatible with water based lubricants. The female inserts the FC2 prior to playtime. It has a soft, plastic ring on the inside and one on the outside. Once inserted, the inner ring sits above the pubic bone to keep the device in place. I add extra slipperyness with a good lube and away we go! The male does not feel the restriction of the traditional condom and it truly feels the closest to wearing nothing. Whether male to enjoy it or female to wear it, one size simply fits all. It’s great for threesomes so the ladies don’t need to exhaust their male condom supply every time we want to, ahem, switch. It’s even good for anal sex. As you know, you can go vaginal to anal but never anal to vaginal for health reasons. With a female condom in place you can! That is if she’ll let you.

Overall, I want you to reconsider your condoms if they tend to slip, grip too tightly or you’ve experienced a few breaks. A proper fit is always sexy and the fun that comes when you aren’t tinkering with an ill fitting rubber is worth it. For the moments the urge strikes, reach for the suit sized just for you. Stay safe and have fun. I know I will.