Now, listen, we're going to level with you here. It's hard to come up with stuff to give away. But if you give us half our budget, we will talk about you all the time. Like seriously, all the time. We'll be all like "[Your Name Here] is awesome, like they're the coolest person I've ever even heard of existing" and other stuff like that. And when we say "all the time" we mean it. Like we could be on some stupid talk show someday and we'll be like "Hey [Your favorite talk show host's name], you know who got us where we are today? [Your name here]." Yeah. Just think about that for a second. You'll also get all the other stuff too. (Not the special thanks or executive producer credits)

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