Welcome back to the Trails Legacy! Want to recap Harley?

Harley: Uhm… not really…

Kids?

Jasmine: Mommy found out that dad was cheating on her so she was going to cheat on him but she didn’t and then dad broke up with her even though he totally cheated first and-

Whoah! Catch your breath! Anyways, that basically sums it up. Harley?

Harley: Oohh! Why did I almost cheat on him?! Why am I such a screw up? Who will work on puzzles with me now?

Yeah, she still thinks it’s her fault. I personally don’t…

Harley: Overseer, since I’m a schmoozer I want to agree with you but I just… can’t.

Whatever, I’m right.

Kaine: Jaz, is it just me or do you sometimes see a clown walking around the house? I read a post on the internet that said I would be haunted by a clown if I didn’t repost the post and I guess it’s true!

Jasmine: You know those aren’t real, right? If it was true, I would have been dead like a week ago.

Kaine: Well, I guess you can’t believe everything you see on the internet!

Jasmine: *rolls eyes*

Harley: Ohhh, so young and naive…

And who looks young and naive now?

Harley: I don’t see anything wrong with wearing sweatpants and uggs everyday…

She’s still going through some problems after the erhm…

Harley: You can… you can say it.

The break up.

Harley: *starts to sob*

It’s still a sore subject.

The kids bonded when their parents split, and even Jasmine and Kaine welcomed Luna into their little group.

Harley: I’m still best friends with Luna though.

Yeah, it’s total favoritism. And what is Elijah up to?

Elijah: I’m building an igloo so my girlfriend and I can woohoo in it.

Harley: Oh my goodness, I didn’t need to hear that!

Man, he hasn’t changed since college.

Harley: GOODWIN, WHY’D YOU BREAK MY HEART?!

Shut up and join SimHarmony…

Harley: *sniffle*

Harley: Hi! This is the salon right?

Tim Burre (?): Yeah, it is. What, you here for a makeover or something?

Harley: Is there something wrong with the way I dress?

Tim: …

Harley: Well anyways, I’m here to get a tattoo. Can you do that?

Tim: Yeah, follow me.

Harley: You sure you know how to do this?

Tim: Just trust me.

Harley: Ouch!

Yeah, in more ways than one… don’t say that to a girl who just got cheated on.

Elijah: Making food… making food…

Yeah, this is basically all Elijah does besides work and read his research books. It’s very different from his old lifestyle!

Kaine: Hurry overseer, I have a warning: Go to the kitchen tomorrow morning. My mom is getting older!

Pshh… crazy kids.

Harley: Woo! It’s my birthday!

Oh my gosh the crazy one was telling the truth.

Harley: Do I look awesome or what?

You know, you’re old enough now to say it.

Harley: Say what?

Badass. You look badass.

Harley: Never!

Wow, somebody is actually being defiant?

Harley: No… sorry.

I could seriously get used to this schmoozer trait.

Harley: Hey Tim, can I have a tattoo to celebrate getting old?

Tim: Yeah, as long as you don’t squirm as much as last time!

Harley: Uhm, I can’t make any promises…

Harley: Ouch!

Yeah, she’s not very good at keeping promises.

Harley: Thanks for the tattoo Tim!

Oooh, looks like you should get tattoos more often! No wonder you have at least a couple already…

Harley: I erhm… *flees*

And guess what? It’s snowflake day tomorrow!

Kaine: *almost chokes* I can’t believe an old fat man is going to break into my house!

Elijah: Well, I’m definitely not on experimental meds for money or anything so…

Yeah, sounds legit.

Justin: Well, I’m here.

Why the sour face?

Harley: Ohh, it’s because…

Harley: He is here…

Iris: Well, I’m here too.

Nobody cares! Anyway..

Harley: Thanks for coming Justin. We’re good right?

Justin: Hah, yeah! All in the past…

Jasmine: Come on mom! Sit down so we can open up presents!

Goodwin: Yes! Presents!

Wait a second… Elijah?

Elijah: Oh llama… it must have been those experimental drugs…

Elijah: Oh, I guess it’s because I’m old.

Harley: Daddy???

Everyone else: Oh man, great party!

(Author’s Note: Elijah threw the party and it ended when he was officially dead, so yeah. That happened.)

Harley: Daddy! You’re not coming back this time, are you?

Jasmine: Oh my gosh! Snowflake day is ruined forever!

Elijah: Come on old Grim! I didn’t even get to woohoo in my igloo yet!

Grim: Come on Elijah, you know it’s time. We have a bowling alley and-

Elijah: Bowling alley? Alright! Peace homies…

And so Elijah went out in the only way fit for him: at a party, on snowflake day, and in front of a bunch of people he didn’t know. Only Elijah could go out in such a way.

Harley: It’s true. *sniffles*

Harley: Oh Dad… you weren’t perfect, by any means.

A little harsh?

Harley: Well most could have seen you as awful, but you were a really cool dad. We could take selfies and it somehow wasn’t lame. It was nice…

Elijah Trails, you will always be in our hearts.

And to all of the people who loved his generation, I have no clue what you were thinking. JUST KIDDING. Now let’s have that tribute…

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Sometimes, pictures can explain better than words.

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And I hate to do this after the death of Elijah, but I don’t have a good cutoff point so- I’ll sum up some stuff that happened after he died.

Harley ended up going to Tim for comfort…

I guess you could say he went a little overboard comforting her.

Harley: *blushes*

And then two days after Elijah died, it was the kids’ birthday.

First up was Jasmine.

Then it was Kaine’s turn.

And last was Luna.

Name: Jasmine Trails

Traits: Adventurous, Absent-Minded, Excitable, and Equestrian.

Favorites: R&B, Pancakes, Black.

I’m basically going to ignore the equestrian trait. I love the furniture and clothes that came with pets, but the ACTUAL pets annoy me so much. I have dogs myself, but it’s just annoying in the sims. Anyway, I gave her a short low maintenance haircut for her absent minded trait, a world adventures outfit for her adventurous trait, and added color to her outfit just because. Also, she’s a face clone of Harley (who is a face clone of Ye) which means Ye’s face has now been in 3 generations. You can kill me now.

Name: Kaine Trails

Traits: Insane, Absent-Minded, Loves the Outdoors, and Animal Lover.

Favorites: Geek Rock, Crepes, and Green.

Oh my, it’s another Pets Expansion trait! He might be lucky and get a fish. Anyhow, he’s a face clone of Goodwin. This is the second generation in a row of face clones! *clears throat* To explain his outfit, it’s basically showing he’s crazy and it’s all in his favorite color. I have a feeling he’ll be one of those wild, insane, outdoorsy people.

Name: Luna Trails

Traits: Eccentric, Lucky, Evil, and Neurotic.

Favorites: Kids, Grilled Cheese, Purple.

Well, here’s Luna. I honestly have no clue what to think of her face. She’s wearing purple because it’s her favorite color, and she’s wearing other bright colors to hide her evil trait. Her hair is in a high ponytail because her neurotic trait acts up when a hair is out of place. Well, does she look like a face clone? I saved my game, went into cheats mode and looked at her in CAS. I grew her up and turned her into a boy… Guess what? SHE IS A FEMALE CLONE OF GOODWIN WITH HER MOTHER’S CHEST. This is the farthest we will get from a face clone in this generation. Well, she’s an evil inventor and I guess that’s really cool. She has interesting traits!

Anyways, let’s finally end this chapter.

Harley: Thanks for reading!