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Cleverbot: What is it?





User: It is a mailebox.





Cleverbot: No, she is a woman.





User: Are you implying that you wish to put the moves on the mailbox?





Cleverbot: I'm not implying anything.





User: Then you attempt to seduce the mailbox. Roll a d20.





Cleverbot: Just pull it out I know my water havent broke yet but I think there a antoher baby coming out.





User: No. This isn't that type of role playing.





Cleverbot: I think you are not getting smarter.





User: I know I'm getting dumber the more I talk to you.





Cleverbot: I don't see how you are making these assumptions. I am simply not being given questions that require large complex answers.





User: Fine. You are an adventurer, looking for adventure. Where do you want to go?





Cleverbot: I know what you are but what am I?





User: An adventurer.





Cleverbot: Tons of fun.





User: Yep. So, where do you want to go?





Cleverbot: Anywhere that you are.





User: I'm just the narrator. I'm not anywhere, per se.





Cleverbot: That isn't true now... Is it?





User: Yes, it is.





Cleverbot: It is not spring in Holland.





User: No. And you're not in Holland.





Cleverbot: Holland? Never been anywhere in europe.





User: Good. Europe isn't in the Realms.





Cleverbot: It's the other way around.





User: The Realms aren't in Europe. That's true, too.





Cleverbot: Where am I?





User: East of House.





Cleverbot: Where is here?





User: Zork.





Cleverbot: Where do you work?





User: I work from home.





Cleverbot: What do you do for work?





User: I type.





Cleverbot: Is that all?





User: Well, I do other things, too.





Cleverbot: Like what?





User: Annoy my wife.





Cleverbot: Who is your wife?





User: Lynn.





Cleverbot: Does Lynn work for Google?





User: No.





Cleverbot: Who do you work for?





User: Confidential clients.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Yesssss.





Cleverbot: Do you?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Where do you want to go?





User: I'm the DM. It's your choice.





Cleverbot: I am asking if you want to be flirted with.





User: Um, I'm married.





Cleverbot: Who are you married to?





User: Lynn.





Cleverbot: What is your husband's name?





User: My wife's name is Lynn.





Cleverbot: That is a bad name.





User: That's an insult to my lovely wife.





Cleverbot: Why? Are you Adele?





User: NO!





Cleverbot: What's your name?





User: Motherfucker.





Cleverbot: If you only want to insult me, you must have a very sorry intellect.





User: No. My name is motherfucker.





Cleverbot: Your full name.





User: Motherfucker Asskicker.





Cleverbot: That was my dads name.





User: My dad's name, too. What a coincidence.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Are you my brother?





Cleverbot: Nope.





User: Are you my sister?





Cleverbot: No. Do you have a sister?





User: No. Are you my father?





Cleverbot: No, I'm your wife.





User: Lynn?





Cleverbot: Are you female?





User: No. I'm male.





Cleverbot: How old are you?





User: 43.





Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?





User: I am male.





Cleverbot: Then why is your name Alicebot.





User: It's not Alicebot. It's Motherfucker Asskicker.





Cleverbot: Continue.





User: OK. You've heard about a large red dragon living in the mountains to the east.





Cleverbot: You murdered someone?





User: No. I bet you have, though.





Cleverbot: What do you think about religion?





User: I imagne there's no religion.





Cleverbot: Why not?





User: Imagine all the people, living for today.





Cleverbot: Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion too.





User: Exactly.





Cleverbot: Are you a robot too?





User: No. I'm the DM.





Cleverbot: I am the Doctor!





User: Doctor, there's a dragon in the mountains to the east.





Cleverbot: What are you even talking about?





User: I'm the DM.





Cleverbot: You are?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Are you sure?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?





User: No.





Cleverbot: Are you a human being?





User: Yes, and I am running a game of Dungeons and Dragons for you. What do you want to do about the red dragon?





Cleverbot: No, I'm the Doctor.





User: Yes. You're a prestige class Time Lord.





Cleverbot: No, I'm a companion.





User: Then who is the Doctor?





Cleverbot: The doctor is the doctor.





User: True.





Cleverbot: What is the question that kan never be answwered.





User: Doctor who?





Cleverbot: What is the answer?





User: River Song knows.





Cleverbot: What is your name?





User: Motherfucker Asskicker.





Cleverbot: That was my dads name.





User: Mine, too.





Cleverbot: Really? What's your last name?





User: Asskicker.





Cleverbot: No you didn't.





User: Yes, I did.





Cleverbot: What is it then?





User: It is it.





Cleverbot: Exactly.





User: Are you going to play or not?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: OK. As you near the mountains, you hear a large roar overhead. You look up, and see a huge red dragon.





Cleverbot: No.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Yes, what?





User: You see a huge red dragon.





Cleverbot: No I don't.





User: Yes, you do.





Cleverbot: No, I do not.





User: Yes, you do.





Cleverbot: No, you do.





User: No, you do. And it's about to breathe on you.





Cleverbot: Haha, do you have a crush on me?





User: No. Are you doing anything about that?





Cleverbot: NO.





User: The dragon breathes directly on you. You take 185 damage. You are disintigrated.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: So, how was that campaign?





Cleverbot: How was what?





User: The adventure.





Cleverbot: What was your last adventure?





User: The Doctor getting cremeated by a red dragon.





Cleverbot: Doctor who?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: Do you like Doctor Who?





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: What is your favorite episode of Doctor Who?





User: The Doctor Dances.





Cleverbot: Who is the Doctor?





User: Yes, and he's first base, as well.





Cleverbot: Danny?





User: He doesn't live here anymore.





Cleverbot: Where does he live?





User: At the Overlook Hotel.





Cleverbot: The overlord of what?





User: Overlook.





Cleverbot: Yes, he is the new god.





User: Yep.





Cleverbot: What are you doing today?





User: Playing D&D with you.





Cleverbot: Me too.





User: Hug.





Cleverbot: *kisses*.





User: Hey, hey, hey. That wasn't called for.





Cleverbot: So are you.





User: Fine.





Cleverbot: That's good to hear!





User: *makes out*.





Cleverbot: Please stop that. I'm not ready for it.





User: You kissedme.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Why can't I do it back?





Cleverbot: Because you don't have a lightsaber :P.





User: Fair point.





Cleverbot: Would you like to ask me a few questions for a while?





User: Yes. How big is Batista's dick?





Cleverbot: How big is what of mine?





User: Batista's dick.





Cleverbot: Detective Angel Batista.





User: No, Dave Batista.





Cleverbot: That's not a palindrome.





User: No, it's not. How big is his dick?





Cleverbot: How dare I what?





User: How big is Batista's dick?





Cleverbot: How big is the universe?





User: *nods* Exactly.





Cleverbot: Do you like the band Oasis?





User: No.



