OK, guys. You can back off of Bernie Sanders now. He says he’ll release his tax returns by Monday. But he’s just gonna go ahead and let you know now that yes, he is, in fact, a millionaire:

Bernie Sanders says he'll release 10 years of tex returns by Monday, tells @SherylNYT, yeah, he's a millionaire. “If you write a best-selling book, you can be a millionaire, too.” https://t.co/5L1koOdHBV — (((JonathanWeisman))) (@jonathanweisman) April 9, 2019

Isn’t that special?

"Nobody who works hard should struggle to get ahead… or you could just write a book." — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 9, 2019

It’s so easy! Why didn’t we think of that?

Lol, that's not how publishing works. Write 10-15 best sellers, then maybe. https://t.co/bOZUWxw5tJ — Winston Coolidge (@winstoncoolidge) April 9, 2019

Yeah, well, maybe Bernie’s book was just that good. Or maybe he’s just benefited from that capitalism he’s always railing against.

Socialist Advocates Capitalism https://t.co/mwndh91tO6 — Ben McDonald (@Bmac0507) April 9, 2019

Very odd how capitalism made that socialist very rich. — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 9, 2019

So weird, right?

So capitalism is actually good? — MementoMāori ? (@MementoMaori) April 9, 2019

Capitalism for me but not for thee. — zone of danger (@mr_bovine_jonie) April 9, 2019

So it's fair if *he* becomes a millionaire. Got it. — JM (@JMtweets40) April 9, 2019

But what if we don’t feel like writing a book? How can we be millionaires, too, Bernie?

Lord knows there are plenty of people who need that money more than Bernie does.

Does he really need $1M, never mind multiple millions? https://t.co/anDnXb6xKz — BT (@back_ttys) April 9, 2019

He should give his book proceeds to the more needy. Doesn't he care about wealth disparity?@SenSanders https://t.co/Dac79YmDMN — Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) April 9, 2019