The University of Michigan has posted a position on their job board for the 'Director of Internal Communications and Operations for the Head Football Coach' -- who happens to be, of course -- Jim Harbaugh.

But let’s be honest. This job isn’t a 'director of communications and operations' job. It’s a personal assistant job. It’s being a secretary.

Only worse, it’s being a personal assistant to Jim Harbaugh, who got fired from his last job for being 'too intense.' You think he’s mellowed since December? Think again.

So, you’ll have to deal with his calendar and his family, and then there’s all those khaki pants, well, someone has to iron them.

I imagine a male version of 'The Devil Wears Prada' called 'The Coach Wears Khaki', where you get yelled at a lot and have clipboards thrown in your general direction. But there's some perks -- free tickets, all the Michigan gear you can get your hands on, and you'll be there when he turns things around in a couple of years and maybe hoists a championship trophy (I can dream can't I?)

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If this seems like a good career move for you, dust off your resume. You’re going to need a bachelor’s degree in communications, journalism, public relations or a related field, a minimum of five years experience in communications and/or football administration, and a strong written and verbal communication skills.

And, of course, a very reliable iron and ironing board. And maybe some Xanax.