Socialist hero and believer of all women, Bernie Sanders, took his awkward old geezer schtick to a new level. Somewhere between denture adhesive and tennis balls on the walker. He pretended to take a phone call when a reporter asked for a comment on Virginia's Lt. Governor Justin Fairfax's supposed sexual misconduct. And the reporter called him out for it.

Busted, Bernie. Busted.

Trigger-warning: shameless whataboutism. Justin Fairfax is accused of sexual misconduct. Brett Kavanaugh was accused of sexual misconduct. Fairfax is a Democrat. Kavanaugh was appointed by Trump. Do you think if this reporter wanted to talk about a Kavanaugh accuser that Bernie would've answered a call from 1-800-Imaginary-Friends? Because I have my doubts. I think Sanders would've happily talked about the merits of believing all women, and the seriousness of the charge. With Kavanaugh. But when a fellow Democrat is accused, then suddenly it's time to take a call from Madam Tooth Fairy.

I'm not sure what happened to the "believe all women" mantra. Are you? Now it seems like suddenly the Democrats give two craps about due process.

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