Did a triathlon today in Official Dad bod powered by Busch Light shirt and now I hurt. Because the Busch shirt was so awesome I had to make a Busch Light shirt too. oday we salute you Mr. Frat Guy. We salute you because you believe you are superior to all the normal college students that don’t pay for their friends. You keep popping those pink collar polo shirts. We salute you for spending 3 hours in front of the mirror before you can leave to make sure every hair has 2 pounds of gel and hair spray on it. If fashions a war, you’d be fighting dirty.

Official Dad bod powered by Busch Light shirt, hoodie, sweater and v-neck t-shirt

Offical Dad bod powered by Busch Light shirt

I ain’t gonna answer to a girl who calls from a Official Dad bod powered by Busch Light shirt, backwards hat, skate shoe wearing, fraternity joining, john mayer listening, football playing, floor partying, ripped jean wearing, coors lightbusch light bud light drinking, wanna be gangster looking, scratch ticket buying, work out bragging, skin heads bros with their parent’s beer money, listening to me on speaker. Go suck one.