By Jen Froderman | 20 March 2016

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Pastor Jesse Duplantis is a religiot of epic proportions, on par with the likes of Kenneth Copeland and the “Godfather” of incomprehensible religiosity, Pat Robertson. One small difference makes this “pastor” even more deserving of the ridicule of those who use their brains: he claims to have been in heaven, seen everything there in detail and to have all of the answers that the mentally-disturbed faithful ask of him.

In fact, he is now claiming that heaven takes on all aborted babies as well as any child who dies before the “age of accountability.” Speaking on aborted fetuses, he says any child that “the world rejects, heaven accepts.” Ok, that is kinda odd, does that mean that children that the almighty does not allow to be born (and therefore, were rejected by God himself) are not accepted? That was probably just an oversight in his presentation, right?

Here is the rub, if the children who die are in the same “looking” body as they were when they died (or they wouldn’t have appeared as children hugging Jesus in heaven) then what kind of heaven is there for a fetus? Most abortions happen when fetuses are unrecognizable as humans, just basically a bunch of cells… how does a bunch of cells hug Jesus?

But, he has seen these “kids” hugging Jesus in the “new heaven” that he just can’t wait to get back to. Because going there the first time just made him a millionaire on Earth, totally rejecting biblical principals of austerity and poverty being the best way to serve the Lord. I guess, though, that the irony of an angry Jesus in the bible throwing the riches of the temple and flogging rich priests is lost on this rapture-seeking troglodyte.

Seriously, this is a one or the other thing, either there are children in heaven because they died as children, or they get new bodies that are at their prime – meaning no children. This charlatan is claiming not only are all bodies made new, there are children in heaven including fetuses who are stuck at the age they were at death, which is clearly paradoxical and completely insane.

Gross and inane, watch this horrifyingly energetic fraud speak about his favorite fantasies here:

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