A few days ago I was trying to clean up my office a little. This included trying to take any spare mice (mouses?) that were sitting around and wrapping up their cords the best I could. Twist ties were something I realized I lacked. Javi told me to just go take one off my bread, then fold the bag underneath the loaf, thus eliminating the need for the bread bag to be tied. What he didn’t know is that I do that pretty much immediately upon getting a new loaf of bread. I also just throw out the twist tie because, hey, when the fuck am I going to need that, right?

By the way, who puts the twist tie on at the bread factory? Is it some kind of wizard? Many times I’ve been untwisting the tie only to realize that I’m suddenly retwisting the tie. What kind of witchcraft secures these things? Bread, man.