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Deep in /r/ethtrader, the Fuhrer reacts to ETH's price trend in June.

A Correction in the Third Reich

00:00 - 00:03 You will observe a downtrend in price here, here, and here.

00:04 - 00:05 Note the Fibonacci lines

00:05 - 00:07 and the price channel.

00:08 - 00:12 Some say if we breach this channel,

00:12 - 00:15 we could retest the 100s or even double digits.

00:17 - 00:19 I’ve done my own TA.

00:19 - 00:21 Your triangles are bullshit.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir.

00:27 - 00:28 GDAX . . .

00:31 - 00:33 GDAX is down. Again.

00:34 - 00:36 GDAX might be broken this time.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who bought under 42, get out. laughncow, jtnichol, -o-o-o, and ToEthMooonGuy, stay.

01:13 - 01:15 Where is the buy support?!

01:15 - 01:17 Who is selling into the wind?!!!

01:18 - 01:23 You promised me lambos. We joked about the moon!

01:25 - 01:28 I mortgaged the Third Reich for this shit.

01:29 - 01:31 We haven’t even doubled this month!

01:31 - 01:34 We’d have been better off in bonds!

01:34 - 01:37 You even showed me that Seth Rogen meme!

01:37 - 01:40 We laughed! I’ve never laughed at Seth Rogen before!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, I put a lot of work into that meme!

01:42 - 01:46 You put five work hours into a fucking meme!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, respectfully, that meme brought a lot of joy . . .

01:48 - 01:52 JOY?! How much ETH did that meme buy us?!

01:53 - 01:54 ETH is no meme!

01:56 - 01:57 There’s so much more to ETH than you price-obsessed

01:57 - 02:00 pussies could even dream. ETH sprang forth from the head of Vitalik Buterin?!

02:00 - 02:03 You all thought he was dead and the price took a nose dive!

02:04 - 02:08 HE LEARNED MANDARIN FUCKING CHINESE FOR ONE STUPID CONFERENCE!

02:08 - 02:13 Where is Vitalik in all of this?! Where is he?! He could save us all!

02:14 - 02:16 He could take a CRAP on twitter, and the price would zoom.

02:17 - 02:21 But with all this silence, he might as well be Vlad or even Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 I could have bought Bitcoin in 2013.

02:30 - 02:34 I read an article all about it. Me! READING! I thought

02:34 - 02:36 “Neat! Dread Pirate Roberts!”

02:41 - 02:42 And then Gox happened.

02:43 - 02:47 And some Cheetos-dusted nerd tanked the entire economy IN ONE DAY!

02:48 - 02:53 So we decided to do something else—we formed the THIRD FUCKING REICH!

02:54 - 02:56 Then you told me about ETH, how it was BTC and so much more.

02:56 - 02:59 And we tried to get verified with GDAX

03:00 - 03:02 . . . for four god-damned weeks!

03:04 - 03:07 It’s OK. We can always use Gemini.

03:14 - 03:16 I should have bought Dogecoin.

03:19 - 03:23 At least they have fun. And much gainz.

03:25 - 03:26 Maybe even Ripple.

03:31 - 03:33 It’s time . . . to sell.

03:40 - 03:46 Place our limit orders low. Coinbase it if you have to.

03:46 - 03:49 We can always buy back in if it takes off.