How many of these do you get? Only proper programmers will understand all 23.

1

[“hip”,”hip”]

hip hip array!

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2

How did pirates collaborate before computers ?

Pier to pier networking

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3

I’m starting a band called HTML Encoder

Looking to buy a guitar & amp ;

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4

As a programmer, sometimes I feel a void

And I know I’ve reached the point of no return

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5

Why did the functions stop calling each other?

Because they had constant arguments.

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6

Why don’t bachelors like Git?

Because they are afraid to commit.

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7

What do you call a skinny ghost?

BOOLEAN.

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8

I like my women like I like my filesystems.

FAT and 32.

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9

Why does Yoda’s code always crash?

Because there is no try.

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10

Two sql developers walk into a bar & then walk straight out…

Because there were no tables they could join

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11

I was having a hard time understanding source control…

but i’m starting to git it

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12

$ git dad .

git: ‘dad’ is not a git command. See ‘git –help’. Did you mean this?

add

So today I fixed it: $ git config –global alias.dad ‘!curl https://icanhazdadjoke.com/’

And now my clumsy typing is rewarded with comedic gold: $ git dad .

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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13

Why do anarchists like functional programming?

Because it has no state.

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14

2B || !2B

That’s the question

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15

What’s the second movie about a database engineer called?

The SQL

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16

Why did the C++ programmer look in the toilet?

He was trying to CPP

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17

My girlfriend is the root of -100

A solid 10 but also imaginary

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18

Karl Marx would really not like Java

He was really more a classless sorta guy.

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19 or alternatively…

Why do Communists Hate OOP?

All of the classes…

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20

My son complained that my daughter was biting him.

Son: “Dad! She’s biting me!” Daughter: “I am not!” Son: “Yes you are, you bit me like 8 times!” Daughter: “I did not bite you a single time!” Me: “8 bits, sounds like a single byte to me. Go to your room, and next time use your words to get your point across.”

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21

What language is used to program the self driving garbage truck?

Java, because it already has garbage collection.

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22

Why do cashiers excel at assembly?

Because they’re experts at working with registers.

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23

What is Trump’s favorite compiler argument?

-Wall