“Believe it or not, George Costanza had 12 different jobs over 9 seasons of Seinfeld. Some jobs were brief, other jobs spanned several years, bordering on a career.

Was he ever Penske material? You be the judge.

Be sure to connect with George on LinkedIn. He is always looking for a good recommendation.

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Rick Barr Properties Real Estate Agent (Jul 1989 – Apr 1991) Season 1 – 2 – the Seinfeld Chronicles, the Revenge Boss: Rick Levitan George received a memo telling him to stop using his boss’s private bathroom and to use the men’s room in the hall instead, which they share with Pace Electronics. Fed up with his boss Rick and all of the BS, George storms into his office to tell him he quits. After quitting, George regrets his decision since he doesn’t have another job lined up. He considers careers in sports as the General Manager of a baseball team; an announcer (Color Man); a movie projectionist; talk show host; a Civil War history buff (how do you become a buff anyway?); and even considers becoming a Stable Boy. Realizing he has no other options, George returns to the office on Monday and acts as if he never quit. During a meeting, everyone notices that George has returned after quitting the week before and Rick embarrasses him again in front of all his co-workers. Vowing his revenge, George decides to get back at Rick by slipping him a Mickey at the anniversary party, you know, just like they do in the movies! Later at the party, Rick offers George his old job back, but not before George spikes his drink. Just before he is about to take a sip, Rick gives a little toast, remarking “I’d also like to welcome back into the fold our little shrimpy friend, George Costanza who, although he didn’t really have a very good year – how you blew that McConnell deal, I’ll never know. But, what the hell, huh? We’ve always enjoyed his antics around the office. George, anything you wanna add to this?” To which George replies, “drink up!” It is assumed that George is fired again for the ‘mickey’ incident as the next scene shows him brainstorming job ideas with Jerry again. Sid’s Parking Services Parking Attendant (Dec 1991) Season 2 – the Alternate Side Boss: Sid While in a transition phase, George asks to fill in for Sid, moving cars from one side of the street to the other so the owner doesn’t get parking tickets, while he is down in Virginia for a week visiting his sister. Sid charges around $50 a month per car, with 40-50 cars—earning him around $2,500 a month. Not to bad for only working 3 hours a day. While triple-parking cars, George is distracted when he sees Woody Allen across the street filming a movie. George slams into an ambulance causing gridlock, which delays the ambulance from responding to a 911 call and holds up production of the Woody Allen movie. Most of Sid’s customer’s cancel on him because of George. Pendant Publishing Manuscript Reader (Dec 1991) Season 3 – the Red Dot Boss: Mr. Lippman Still out of work and looking for a job, Elaine offers to refer George for a job at Pendant Publishing as a Manuscript Reader. During an impromptu interview at the company Christmas party, Mr. Lippman asks George who he likes to read. Obviously, George is not a reader and responds that he reads book reports and likes to read Mike Lubica, a sports writer for the Daily News. His favorite author, however, is Art Valdelay, an obscure writer. a beatnik from the village, who has written Venetian Blinds. While working late one night, George ends up sleeping with the cleaning lady on his desk. Mr. Lippman confronts George “It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.” George gives a classic response, “Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.” Because of the incident, George is fired.