First, I'd like to thank my Secret Santa for pulling through and making their gift personal, useful and of course humorous. album. I can only assume his gift was based on this comment I posted recently.

"When I was in Iraq I used to take Loperamide to not shit on missions that would routinely be 18 hours or more off the combat outpost we stayed on. The longest I went was 7 days and that turd can still be found about 2 km from the Syrian border I'm sure."

I'll actually get a lot of use out of this shovel combination, and I can't wait to take it out and use it while camping with my son.

Merry Christmas!

PS: If you're my Secret Santa gift recipient and you're seeing this, please coordinate with your post office. It's undeliverable due to the address, and I've written you messages on Reddit with no response.