Nohr Festival of Bonds DLC - Marx/Xander - Harold/Arthur Translation

Marx/Harold Convo 1

Harold: *burning sounds*… *bloooow*! *blooooow*! Hmm, it caught fire. So far so good.

Marx: Harold. What are you doing?

Harold: Lord Marx!?

Marx: I heard a fire, and wanted to know what you were doing.

Harold: Actually…

Marx: …Oi, wait. Look at your rear.

Harold: I- I understand.

Marx: Not my rear. Your rear.

Harold: My rear? …Hm? It feels awfully warm, but I can’t fathom why that would be.

Marx: The bonfire spread to your rear.

Harold: Eh!? Ah!? AHHHHHHHHHHH–!

Marx: Calm down. Here’s some water. There, it’s gone now.

Harold: T- Thank you very much…

Marx: We’re in the middle of combat right now. You aren’t being serious enough.

Harold: Yes, I’m sorry…

Marx: Focus. Or something worse will happen than setting fire to your own ass.

Harold: Yes, I know…

Marx - Harold Convo 2:

Harold: Lord Marx, I’m so sorry for earlier.

Marx: No, it’s alright as long as you’re focused.

Harold: I should still apologize, so here.

Marx: What? Isn’t this grilled fish.

Harold: That’s right. I purchased this fish from the stalls. And the fire from earlier was to cook it.

Marx: …………

…Harold. Right now, I’m incredibly confused. I have two questions for you. One, why did you make grilled fish. Two, why are you giving those grilled fish to me?

Harold: I will answer as simply and as clearly as I can. Earlier… When the Nosferatu attacked… You said it, Lord Marx. You said, “I want to eat fish before I fight.” Because I thought you were hungry, and there were fresh fish stalls, I…

Marx: I never said that.

Harold: Eh!? Ah!? Did I get the cooking method wrong!? Do you hate grilled fish!? Should I have lightly browned it in butter instead!?

Marx: No, that isn’t it. I wasn’t talking about fish in the first place.

Harold: Eh!?

Marx: I said, “We must finish the fight.” You heard, “I want fish before the fight.”*

Harold: …………

At that time, I was being attacked by a swarm of bees… I probably heard you wrong because they were buzzing so loudly… Or maybe yesterday, something happened to my eardrums when I was hit by that wagon!?

Marx: *sigh*. As usual, you’re the one who encounters so many nonsensical things. Although I heard about it from Elise, I didn’t think it was on this level.

Harold: There is no excuse for this… I apologize from the bottom of my heart!!

Marx: No, there’s no need to apologize. I felt your kindness, more or less.

Harold: …Thank you for your praise. I am much obliged!

Marx: …However, I’ll only say this once. That isn’t the way to cook grilled fish. That’s right. When the battle is over, I think I’ll teach you how to cook it properly.

Harold: I- I am honored! By all means, please do!

Marx: Then after returning to the castle, I’ll be waiting in the kitchen.

*Tried to make this fit but ehhhh. In Japanese he says “This fight is unavoidable,” which is “tatakai wa sakete tourenai.” “Sakete” sounds like “sakana” which is fish. S h r u g.