The Funny 115 - version 2.0



#21. Erik Reichenbach could use a hug

Fans vs Favorites - episode 13



Hi. I'm Shane's nut sack.

Hi. I'm Shane's nut sack.

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Hi. I'm Coach's jacket.

Hi. I'm Coach's jacket.



*no applause*

*no applause*



Hi, I'm an idiot.

Hi, I'm an idiot.



Nice job, douche nozzle.

Nice job, douche nozzle.





considered



Not number one? Sphincter says what?

Not number one? Sphincter says what?



Fail

Fail



Watch out, she's a cutter.

Watch out, she's a cutter.



"Um Jeff, can I tell the people who enjoy this entry to eat me?"

"Um Jeff, can I tell the people who enjoy this entry to eat me?"



No, not them

No, not them



Ah yes, that's them.

Ah yes, that's them.



You ladies outsmarted a deity? Impressive. I tip my cap.

You ladies outsmarted a deity? Impressive. I tip my cap.



This guy

This guy



Erik is really really good at challenges.

Erik is really really good at challenges.



And they are just a bunch of girls.

And they are just a bunch of girls.



Winner!

Winner!



Winner!

Winner!



A golden god

A golden god







Oh yeah, the night before, Amanda got mad at Erik for trying to get her voted out. This will become important later.

Oh yeah, the night before, Amanda got mad at Erik for trying to get her voted out. This will become important later.



"It looks like I need immunity the rest of the time I'm here."

"It looks like I need immunity the rest of the time I'm here."



No shit

No shit



"Either that or I need to find the hidden immunity idol."

"Either that or I need to find the hidden immunity idol."



He spills his guts to the only person left he is close with

He spills his guts to the only person left he is close with



"If you win the reward challenge Natalie, send me to Exile. Let me find the idol. And if I win, I will take you on reward with me. This way, we can help each other out."

"If you win the reward challenge Natalie, send me to Exile. Let me find the idol. And if I win, I will take you on reward with me. This way, we can help each other out."



Sounds like a plan

Sounds like a plan







"Amanda, you need to find some way to get in his head. Remember, he knows that you're mad at him. See if you can use that against him."

"Amanda, you need to find some way to get in his head. Remember, he knows that you're mad at him. See if you can use that against him."



Amanda takes this all in from the dead zone

Amanda takes this all in from the dead zone



"If you can get into his head that you forgive him, he will do whatever you say."

"If you can get into his head that you forgive him, he will do whatever you say."



"Erik, I don't trust you anymore. If you still want to be friends with me, I need to be able to trust you."

"Erik, I don't trust you anymore. If you still want to be friends with me, I need to be able to trust you."



"All I need is some sort of a gesture of your friendship. Please?"

"All I need is some sort of a gesture of your friendship. Please?"



She tries to give him a kittenish playful smile, but it doesn't quite work

She tries to give him a kittenish playful smile, but it doesn't quite work



Ah, that's better

Ah, that's better



"If I win reward Amanda, I promise I will take you with me. We can work together on this."

"If I win reward Amanda, I promise I will take you with me. We can work together on this."



*sigh*

*sigh*



"Erik is very, very naive."

"Erik is very, very naive."



"So I think I can definitely manipulate his mind."

"So I think I can definitely manipulate his mind."



Amanda (admiringly): "You're good at thinking, Erik. It's like you're almost there sometimes."

Amanda (admiringly): "You're good at thinking, Erik. It's like you're almost there sometimes."



Erik: " Almost there?"

Erik: "there?"



Erik: "I mean, it's not all hair up on my head."

Erik: "I mean, it's not all hair up on my head."



So the reward challenge comes and... sure enough...

So the reward challenge comes and... sure enough...



Erik wins

Erik wins



"Erik, you can bring one person along if you want."

"Erik, you can bring one person along if you want."



"Well I promised Amanda"

"Well I promised Amanda"



The devil

The devil



As you can guess, Erik is now also on Natalie's shit list

As you can guess, Erik is now also on Natalie's shit list



Amanda: "Oh Erik! Thank you for keeping your word!"

Amanda: "Oh Erik! Thank you for keeping your word!"







"Erik is a dick!"

"Erik is a dick!"



Cirie is ever sympathetic, as always.

Cirie is ever sympathetic, as always.



"Yes I know he is, child."

"Yes I know he is, child."



"I come back to camp and Natalie didn't even look at me. She doesn't even talk to me."

"I come back to camp and Natalie didn't even look at me. She doesn't even talk to me."



The cold shoulder

The cold shoulder



Cirie, who is really just as much the devil as Amanda is (only in a cuter way), helpfully offers advice

Cirie, who is really just as much the devil as Amanda is (only in a cuter way), helpfully offers advice



"What happened is, you hurt her feelings."

"What happened is, you hurt her feelings."



"You need to do something to make it up to her."

"You need to do something to make it up to her."



Make it up to her?

Make it up to her?











A gab session

A gab session



Cirie: "Erik is promising everyone the exact same thing. He doesn't realize we will just go and compare notes with one another."

Cirie: "Erik is promising everyone the exact same thing. He doesn't realize we will just go and compare notes with one another."



Aroo?

Aroo?



Cirie and Amanda laugh about how easy it is to mess with him right now

Cirie and Amanda laugh about how easy it is to mess with him right now



"I have to win right now. They all hate me."

"I have to win right now. They all hate me."



"It's like the animal kingdom. You either win and survive, or you fail and you die."

"It's like the animal kingdom. You either win and survive, or you fail and you die."



And sure enough?

And sure enough?



"Erik wins immunity! Once again!"

"Erik wins immunity! Once again!"







Erik celebrates in exultation! He is going to make it to the final four! The Survivor Kid has done it!

Erik celebrates in exultation! He is going to make it to the final four! The Survivor Kid has done it!



Meanwhile, the women pout. Erik won immunity again? One of the members of the Black Widow Brigade is going home?

Meanwhile, the women pout. Erik won immunity again? One of the members of the Black Widow Brigade is going home?



Parvati: "Damn!"

Parvati: "Damn!"



"Erik is guaranteed a spot in the final four."

"Erik is guaranteed a spot in the final four."



Hmmmm. Which one of you bitches shall I pick off?

Hmmmm. Which one of you bitches shall I pick off?



Erikownage

Erikownage



"Dance, my puppets. Dance!"

"Dance, my puppets. Dance!"



Man. I suck.

Man. I suck.



The deflated Black Widow Brigade sits around camp after the immunity challenge

The deflated Black Widow Brigade sits around camp after the immunity challenge



Cirie (sadly): "Looks like we have to vote off one of our own tonight."

Cirie (sadly): "Looks like we have to vote off one of our own tonight."



(sadly) "He played us all yesterday."

(sadly) "He played us all yesterday."



Parvati: "And you guys called him out on it?"

Parvati: "And you guys called him out on it?"



"Mmmm hmmmm"

"Mmmm hmmmm"



Parvati: "That sucks that he won immunity. God."

Parvati: "Thatthat he won immunity. God."



Parvati: "That sucks. If he didn't have that necklace, he'd be gone."

Parvati: "That sucks. If he didn't have that necklace, he'd be gone."



(awkward silence)

(awkward silence)



Hmmmm

Hmmmm



Well now that could actually be an idea.

Well nowcould actually be an idea.







Aroo?

Aroo?



Amber immediately pipes in with her approval: "Oh my Godddddd!"

Amber immediately pipes in with her approval: "Oh my Godddddd!"



"That would be sooooooooo goooooood!"

"That would be sooooooooo goooooood!"



"Nat, you think you could talk him into giving you the necklace?"

"Nat, you think you could talk him into giving you the necklace?"



Huh?

Huh?



Woah!

Woah!



"Nat, work your magic. I know you can do it. You can convince him to give it to you."

"Nat, work your magic. I know you can do it. You can convince him to give it to you."



"Um... how would that benefit him?"

"Um... how would that benefit him?"



"Tell him that he could never win because the jury is all mad at him. Tell him that everyone is upset with him at this point because he has been playing everyone."

"Tell him that he could never win because the jury is all mad at him. Tell him that everyone is upset with him at this point because he has been playing everyone."



"And this would make him look better in front of the jury."

"And this would make him look better in front of the jury."



"Yeah. Tell him that if he were to give you the necklace, that would redeem him."

"Yeah. Tell him that if he were to give you the necklace, that would redeem him."



"And that if he gave you the necklace, we would vote for Amanda."

"And that if he gave you the necklace, we would vote for Amanda."



Natalie gives a great WTF face

Natalie gives a great WTF face



"Um. Who would fall for that?"

"Um. Who would fall for that?"



Natalie: "No one would fall for that. I feel stupid just listening to you guys right now."

Natalie: "No one would fall for that. I feel stupid just listening to you guys right now."



"I mean, who would be that gullible?"

"I mean, who would be that gullible?"

would



"Ozzy. Jason. And Erik."

"Ozzy. Jason. And Erik."



Ozzy

Ozzy



Mmmmm. Ozzzzzyyyyyy.

Mmmmm. Ozzzzzyyyyyy.



Godlike

Godlike



Parvati (laughing): "Erik belongs in that threesome."

Parvati (laughing): "Erik belongs in that threesome."

work



"Come on, Nat. You're good at this."

"Come on, Nat. You're good at this."



"Yeah but... I mean... this is just ridiculous."

"Yeah but... I mean... this is just ridiculous."

hasn't



*whipcrack*

*whipcrack*



Natalie: "Hey Erik, I've come up with the most harebrained idea."

Natalie: "Hey Erik, I've come up with the most harebrained idea."



"Okay."

"Okay."



"I'll run it by you, and let you make the decision."

"I'll run it by you, and let you make the decision."



"It's... it's crazy. But it's brilliant."

"It's... it's crazy. But it's brilliant."



I like peanuts.

I like peanuts.



"Me and Amanda are your biggest threats, right?"

"Me and Amanda are your biggest threats, right?"



Mmmm hmmm

Mmmm hmmm



"Well, what if me, you, and Cirie vote Amanda tonight?"

"Well, what if me, you, and Cirie vote Amanda tonight?"



Um, okay...

Um, okay...



"Now this is where it gets funny and tricky."

"Now this is where it gets funny and tricky."



"You give me your necklace."

"You give me your necklace."



Aroo?

Aroo?



"Hear me out..."

"Hear me out..."



"Give me your necklace, and then you, me and Cirie can vote for Amanda."

"Give me your necklace, and then you, me and Cirie can vote for Amanda."



"Uh, what's wrong with voting out Amanda without me giving you the necklace?"

"Uh, what's wrong with voting out Amanda without me giving you the necklace?"



"Look, I'm thinking jury votes for you. Everybody hates you right now."

"Look, I'm thinking jury votes for you. Everybody hates you right now."



Hmmm

Hmmm



"I just think it would be a huge pivotal move for you."

"I just think it would be a huge pivotal move for you."



Hmmmm

Hmmmm



Please?

Please?



Hmmmmm

Hmmmmm



Pretty please?

Pretty please?



(sighing) "Well okay. Lemme go talk to Cirie."

(sighing) "Well okay. Lemme go talk to Cirie."



*crack*

*crack*



"Hey Cirie, should I give my necklace to Natalie tonight?"

"Hey Cirie, should I give my necklace to Natalie tonight?"



"Yeah I think you probably should."

"Yeah I think you probably should."



Lill sure doesn't like it

Lill sure doesn't like it



Erik paces back and forth, trying to decide if he should give up his immunity to Natalie tonight

Erik paces back and forth, trying to decide if he should give up his immunity to Natalie tonight



Cirie watches all this go down with amusement

Cirie watches all this go down with amusement



"If Erik takes that necklace off tonight..."

"If Erik takes that necklace off tonight..."



*giggle*

*giggle*



"His torch would be snuffed so quick, I don't even think he could have time to blink his eyes."

"His torch would be snuffed so quick, I don't even think he could have time to blink his eyes."



Erik arrives at Tribal Council with the deadly Black Widow Brigade

Erik arrives at Tribal Council with the deadly Black Widow Brigade



He is ten minutes away from immortality

He is ten minutes away from immortality



"People are upset with me, Jeff."

"People are upset with me, Jeff."



"I feel I need to come to this Tribal tonight and ask for some kind of forgiveness."

"I feel I need to come to this Tribal tonight and ask for some kind of forgiveness."



"But it's too late, Erik! Don't you see?"

"But it's too late, Erik! Don't you see?"



Parvati: "You've lost a lot of respect from all the women here."

Parvati: "You've lost a lot of respect from all the women here."



"It's apparent I need some kind of redemption here if I want to have any chance in the finals."

"It's apparent I need some kind of redemption here if I want to have any chance in the finals."



"Alright. Let's get to the vote."

"Alright. Let's get to the vote."



"Erik, you have the individual immunity necklace. As always, you can give it up to somebody if you choose to."

"Erik, you have the individual immunity necklace. As always, you can give it up to somebody if you choose to."



"Otherwise it is yours and you are safe tonight."

"Otherwise it is yours and you are safe tonight."



"Um, Jeff. This is a very tough decision for me... for a lot of reasons..."

"Um, Jeff. This is a very tough decision for me... for a lot of reasons..."



Aroo?

Aroo?



Aroo?

Aroo?



Aroo?

Aroo?



"I've made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days..."

"I've made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days..."



Even God smiles down upon this moment

Even God smiles down upon this moment



"And I know that actions speak louder than words."

"And I know that actions speak louder than words."



Whaaa the fuuuuuuuuck?

Whaaa the fuuuuuuuuck?



"I wanna give individual immunity to Natalie."

"I wanna give individual immunity to Natalie."



Bam

Bam



Bam

Bam



Bam

Bam



Bam

Bam



Bam

Bam



Erik officially hands his immunity over to Natalie.

Erik officially hands his immunity over to Natalie.



Here is a great gif of everyone's reaction to this moment. Holy shit, the stupid "give your immunity to Natalie" plan actually worked ?!?!

Here is a great gif of everyone's reaction to this moment. Holy shit, the stupid "give your immunity to Natalie" plan actually?!?!



"Okay, it is time to vote off Erik. Let's go."

"Okay, it is time to vote off Erik. Let's go."



Erik walks up to cast his vote while crossing his fingers

Erik walks up to cast his vote while crossing his fingers



Happy Widows

Happy Widows



Amanda celebrates quietly in the dead zone

Amanda celebrates quietly in the dead zone



"Sometimes you just have to take some risks."

"Sometimes you just have to take some risks."



(in a nervous, worried voice) "Oh Goddddddd!"

(in a nervous, worried voice) "Oh Goddddddd!"



Stunned speechless

Stunned speechless



Stunned speechless

Stunned speechless



Cirie is smarter than you

Cirie is smarter than you



Erik, what the fuck?!?

Erik, what the fuck?!?







I sure hope they don't vote me out.

I sure hope they don't vote me out.



"Dumbass."

"Dumbass."







"Dumbass"

"Dumbass"







"Dumbass."

"Dumbass."



The end. Of an ice cream scooper.

The end. Of an ice cream scooper.



"I've lost my reign as dumbest Survivor ever!"

"I've lost my reign as dumbest Survivor ever!"



Erik (exasperated): "You guys drive me crazy."

Erik (exasperated): "You guys drive me crazy."



"I shoulda known better."

"I shoulda known better."







And then... the denouement

And then... the denouement



Way to go, tard.

Way to go, tard.



*smuff*

*smuff*



Yet another victim of the deadly five person Black Widow Brigade

Yet another victim of the deadly five person Black Widow Brigade



Bye. Thanks for humiliating me.

Bye. Thanks for humiliating me.



Bye! We love you!

Bye! We love you!



Erik decides to go out with even more of a bang. Instead of walking away from Tribal Council, he runs.

Erik decides to go out with even more of a bang. Instead of walking away from Tribal Council, he runs.



"I think that is what you call... a life lesson."

"I think that is what you call... a life lesson."



Thanks, dad.

Thanks, dad.



The last thing Erik sees as he goes to sleep each night

The last thing Erik sees as he goes to sleep each night



I love this picture

I love this picture



"My favorite entry is the Crystal sucks at challenges entry."

"My favorite entry is the Crystal sucks at challenges entry."



I figure it is the least I could do. You're welcome, Erik.

I figure it is the least I could do. You're welcome, Erik.



Bodyslam. Noun. Does not compute.

Bodyslam. Noun. Does not compute.



Here you go jabbermouth, this is from Twila. Shit just got real.

Here you go jabbermouth, this is from Twila. Shit just got real.



