You notice that 'teh' in the title? That's because I'm a total professional. A total professional who PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES and doesn't believe in backspacing. Fun fact: whenever I open a new board game the first thing I do is eat the rules, then declare myself king and allowed to make them up as I go along. But enough about why people have stopped showing up for my game nights, this is a bunch of new Star Wars themed fashion for the ladies from Black Milk. I edited a lot of pictures for this post (like 30), so you better go look at them. I did a front, closeup, and rear shot for most, that way you can really appreciate the models' LACK OF ASSES. What the hell, ladies? You need to get off the ellipticals and do some SQUATS. Those asses look like about as much fun as squeezing a picture of a butt on a computer monitor which I've done before and wasn't fun at all. It was sad. "It was a dino." IRRELEVANT.

Hit the jump for some Yoda, Death Star, Boba Fett and...I've already forgotten what else. A bunch of stuff though.

Thanks to Mica, who doesn't own a single piece of Star Wars related clothing and neither do I. Bedsheets, yes.

