Currently, many Americans feel angry about the state of our nation. Income inequality is on the rise, wages are going down, and racial tensions continue to grow. Many would say that illegal immigration is to blame. This is why Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump has advocated for the building of a wall on our southern border to combat illegal immigration. This plan, as described by an elderly golf-enthusiast, is "stupid." That is why we ask Mr. Trump to modify his position, and instead advocate for every American man, woman, and child to be provided a Palmer Waffle Maker. This plan would be less expensive than a wall, more satisfying to the average Americans hunger for justice (and food), and would be about as effective in fighting illegal immigration.

So please, sign this petition so we can #MakeAmericaSmellLikeBreakfastAgain!