If you want the picture of a charming prince

I take the cake

But now you find me all the more alarming since

I'm charming as a rattlesnake

My debonair and dazzling personality

Was like a dream

But now that you're awake the harsh reality is

Things aren't always what they seem



Taken in my dashing grin

You had failed to note the pointy teeth

I'm no fraud but beneath this warm facade

I'm Prince Charmless underneath