10. Jim Skinner Ford guys - These guys have been annoying me with their commercials forever. Could only find one of their ads online. I bet these guys hate themselves so much when they get in costume, so I’ll only list them at 10.

9. Trooper Taylor - Was embarrassed when he chest bumped the President. His towel waving schtick is barely tolerable when your team is winning championships, not tolerable at all when they’re getting their ass kicked at Arkansas. Will probably get a head coaching job at some dumb CUSA school.

8. Harper Lee - Y U NO WRITE ANOTHER BOOK?

7. Jeff Sessions - Because of racist comments was denied by the Senate a chance to be a district judge, so he ran and won a Senate seat. Claimed he was totally JK when he said the NAACP was “un-American.” His middle name is Beauregard.

6. James Spann - Yea, he’s great at telling you which Winn Dixie a tornado is near, but he also wears suspenders. Then there’s the whole denying man made global warming that puts him at odds with most other meteorologists. Frequent guest on the Rick and Bubba show.

5. Gov Bentley - Looks like Mr.Burns. Ran his gubernatorial campaign on the I won’t take a salary gimmick and won. Tried to legally change his name to Doctor Robert Bentley in order to be listed as a doctor on the ballots. Is from Tuscaloosa. Surprisingly fat.

4. AL.com commenter - Always relies on the veil of anonymity to post racist comments on every story. Can compare anyone to a Nazi. Can and does blame Obama for anything.

3. Rick and Bubba - Long time morning radio hosts. Started out as your typical morning zoo but with a fat Southern twist. Morphed into Hannity lite clones with a fat Southern twist. Perpetuates the stereotype that there are many men named Bubba in Alabama. Want them to speak at your non-profit? That will be $15,000. Like most radio hosts, has their own line of Beef Jerky.

2. Alabama Strength and conditioning coach Scott Cochran – This PSA ran before every movie I saw last year. http://youtu.be/nku0Ed3tfmo I was rooting for the H1N1. He also does the intro for Alabama and Birmingham Barons games. This douche yelling at you is not the pleasant experience you may want when you attend a minor league baseball game. Would be considered too over the top for 1980s WWF.

1. Paul Finebaum – Any man who strives to be the most annoying person in Birmingham deserves the title.