Are you sure about this? The FCJ Game by Aaron Griffin Played 2,684 times View game source (spoilers!)

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Source Code "The FCJ Game" When play begins: say "You're late for the FCJ party, bro" The player carries pants. The pants are wearable. The pants are worn by player The description of the pants is "They're pants. WTF, dude?" Understand "squat" as squatting. Squatting is an action applying to nothing. Report squatting: say "You find some trash laying about the alley, toss it on your shoulders, and squat it for 1 rep. Functional strength" Understand "die" or "then die" as bruce lee quote. Bruce lee quote is an action applying to nothing. Report bruce lee quote: say "You say 'Bruce, if I run anymore I'm liable to have a heart attack and die'. The bouncer looks up at you and responds: 'THEN DIE'" The alleyway is a room. "You are in a dark alley. At the north end, a large bouncer stands blocking a metal door" The bouncer is a man in the alleyway. The description of the bouncer is "[if the pants are worn by player]A very large bald man with no neck and a shirt that says 'DYEL?'. He glares at you, disappointed. He is blocking the metal door[otherwise]The bouncer says 'Nice ass, fag' and motions you through the door. 'Enjoy the party'[end if]" The metal door is an open unopenable door. It is north of the alleyway. Through it is the fcj party. The description of the metal door is "A thick metal door set in a brick wall. You can make out quite a few dongs scratched into the surface" Instead of attacking the bouncer: say "The bouncer makes short works of you, slams you to the ground, and puts his man meat in your poop sock before letting you stand back up" instead. Before of going through the metal door when pants are worn: say "The bouncer blocks your path" instead. The fcj party is a room. "Welcome to the FCJ Party, fag." Every turn when the player is in the fcj party: say "You have died of dysentery. And from many, many gang rapes. Hope you enjoyed the party!"; end the game in death;