Face to face

What would you do if you saw someone randomly attacked on the street?

Do you support mandatory minimum sentences?

What do you think of capital punishment?

Have you ever been face to face with a thief?

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Do you?

Do you think Charles Manson should be allowed to marry?

Do you think doorknobs should be banned?

Do you think George Zimmerman will ever stay out of the headlines?

Do you think there is more to learn about the JFK assassination?

Do you think Harper is telling the truth?

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Rob Ford

Are you tired of the media coverage of Mayor Rob Ford?

Do you think Rob Ford is “good for Toronto”?

Do you think Rob Ford should have given all of his staff $5,000 raises Friday?

Do you think Mayor Rob Ford should have lost the bulk of his office staff?

Would you watch a movie about Rob Ford?

If you saw Barry Neelin on the street, would you think he was Rob Ford?

Do you think city council is capable of conducting business as usual despite the scandal surrounding Mayor Rob Ford?

Should the provincial government give Toronto council more tools to sideline Mayor Rob Ford?

Do you believe Rob Ford when he says he won’t drink again?

Are you tired of the media coverage of Mayor Rob Ford?

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Enough

Will humans eventually live on Mars?

Have you ever taken a selfie or twerked?

Do you wish you were able to fly like Superman?

Have you donated to relief efforts in the Philippines?

Is 50 per cent enough?

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Scandal

Can Barack Obama save ‘Obamacare’?

Should the pastor be suspended?

Have you been a victim of red tape at city hall?

Do you think Ornge Air Ambulance is safe?

Do you think Melissa Bachman was sacked unfairly?

Which scandal is worse?

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Won

Do you remember to check your lottery tickets?

If you won the lottery, would you keep working?

Would you hire John Edwards?

Would you eat kangaroo meat?

Would you give a hug to a stranger on the street?

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All lines come from polls accompanying Toronto Sun news stories published over one week (from Saturday, November 15 to Friday, November 22). Repeated lines were questions asked more than once. I’ve corrected any typos in the original, but they’re otherwise reproduced here as-published. Thanks to Jon Medow for suggesting I turn a stupid joke into this even-stupider one.