Pounded Rice Paste.

That is the name given to the poor sweet innocent cat pictured above. My wife adopted poor Mochi some years ago and gave him this cute sounding but clearly derogatory name and it's time now to make a change for the better.

I am proposing to rename Mochi to the much more adorable, simple and succinct name of Captain Meow Meow Fuzzy Pants. Why? Because this cute little guy deserves better.

With your support, I'm sure I can take this petition to my wife and after she's finished telling me this is a stupid idea, I might be able to convince her of the merits of this worthy cause.

Be the change you want to see. Help make my cats name Captain Meow Meow Fuzzy Pants.

Thank you for your time.