Forever is a long time. It's an especially long time if your husband designates who you can see, where you can go, and when you can go there. Once the high of the honeymoon ends, which admittedly could take a few decades, then what? Two virgins aren't likely to discover they have the same kinks. Couple that with Edward's disturbing controlling personality and emotional abuse clashing with Bella's inevitable independence from him now that she is his physical equal, and this marriage is headed for a lot of calls to the cops over domestic disputes. Something tells me they won't be able to make it work, not even for their horrifically named baby.

Plus, who wants to go to high school forever? Because let's be honest, that sounds like hell.