I got an unusual looking box arrive at work today and was very excited to see that it was from the US of A.

I had been given a clue by my match that it was being made for me so may take longer than usual to get here. This made me very curious and slightly worried (Aussie customs can be very draconian).

Upon receiving the box my curiosity was piqued even more. A poster? A shotgun? A giant hot dog?

NOPE.

A traditional North Ameristralian Liberty Bludgeon AKA baseball bat! And a Louisville Slugger at that! But looking it over it gets better..inscribed on it for posterity are the words;

"Use in case of dropbears, New Zanadians, & other Freedom Haters. Ameristralia Forever!"

A letter accompanied it from el_pinko_grande, my brother in freedom. It provided a brief description of the Liberty Bludgeon's possible uses and good wishes.

All I can say is EPIC!! Made my day :-) THANKYOU very much kind sir our brotherhood and your generosity will not be forgotten.