We all know Mercy and Genji are OTP, and Tracer is taken according to canon. But there are still plenty of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes on Overwatch’s roster. There are only a handful of Overwatch heroes on Tinder, but we found their profiles!

D.Va

D.Va’s Tinder profile reveals her love for BDSM, a community in which she plays the role of a dominatrix. Despite her sweet public image, D.Va is ready for some consensual bondage play. D.Va doesn’t care about your gender, so long as you are down with her kink.

Lucio

Look at those muscles, ladies, gentlemen, and omnics!

Lucio is like a communist version of Zedd. He is a normal fun guy who happens to be a world famous DJ who went to bat against one of the most powerful multinational corporations in history.

Despite making a name for himself as the hero of Rio, a world renowned DJ, and the inventor of Lucio Ball, Lucio’s personal life is surprisingly chill. He loves to get to know new people, explore the city of Rio, and of course blaze that legal weed. Any guy or girl would be privileged to match with such an upstanding guy like Lucio!

Bastion



Translation: Robosexual self-aware E54 robot. Best friend is bird. Bird tell Bastion what right decision. Bastion have sexual awareness of OR15 defense robot. Don’t bother beeping when shorter than 6’5”. <3 Orisa. 420 friendly.

A lot gets lost in translation here, but you get the gist. Bastion is a sweet robot looking for love in all the right places. And look, he even dressed up with his gold gun in the picture!

Ashe

Ashe may be a wealthy criminal rebelling against her daddy, but that doesn’t mean she can’t have fun! Her Tinder presence demonstrates her high standards for men, both in regard to their height and personal wealth.

As an Arizona State graduate and member of Delta Zeta, you know that Ashe knows how to party. She really brings that devilish charm to her Tinder. Any man would be lucky to take Ashe on a date, just beware your date night might end with her tying you up on the train tracks.

Mei

Mei might have spent almost a decade in ice, but that didn’t kill her love for adventure! Mei travels all around the world, helping save the environment and occasionally committing unexplained acts of environmental terrorism in war zones where she doesn’t belong.

In her down time, Mei loves to scroll through Tinder for a nice man who will appreciate her for her incredible looks and personality.

Moira

Moira is a scientist who defies all the laws of ethics and physics. Her work often focuses on questionable genetic activities. Even a cursory look at her career will tell you that she is clearly evil.

She is like your big titty goth gf, but with literal skeletons in her closet. Careful, she might steal your DNA while you sleep and create a slightly better version of you to replace you.

Widowmaker

She seems like a nice girl.