And while there's no denying that Point Break has that nostalgic cult appeal -- and we're looking forward to the robber in the Bill Clinton mask flashing his penis to people -- the new Red Dawn proved that relying on nostalgia is a good formula for not making back your budget . But hey, at least they have Keanu Reeves' blessing , and in the end that's all that matters.

3 A Remake of Day of the Dead, Five Years After the Previous Remake Bombed

There's probably something clever to be said about a zombie flick that keeps coming back even after the latest version bombed, but we're too busy puking to think of it. While George Romero's Day of the Dead was already the crappiest entry in the original Living Dead series, the remake in 2008 managed to suck even harder, so bringing it back again would be downright masochistic. Now guess what they're doing. Go on, guess.