Boobahontas

Executive historians have supressed the reality for years however now the info heinie be exposed. Imagine it or no longer. There as soon as lived a tribe of strangely buxom Englishwomen referred to as the Soboobas. They led an secluded life within the dense forests no longer a long way from Nottingham, the place they lived off the land and likewise lapdanced for additional wampum. It was once highly tough for them to seek out decently becoming hooter-slings so that they clad in faux brute skins. The Soboobas have been hiked by means of scouts for the Cleveland Indians and Atlanta Braves, who instructed them within the artwork of Tomahawk flapping and pillar dancing. Occasionally, demented dudes (corresponding to LinseysWorld videographers) would stumble out of the woods, mumbling phrases that gave the impression of “bumpers” and “tentpole.” Nobody believed their ridiculous babble till one plucky, hopelessly nasty guy returned with one mitt clenched round a movie cassette, the opposite lush his peacepipe. The goddess of the Soboobas was once referred to as Boobahontas. That is her tale. Till Disney remakes it. Let’s spin the movie gauze, and observe the place you wag that ax, young one!