Here is a video of Marcin Gortat singing Martell Webster happy birthday in front of a bunch of media members. You have to appreciate the amazing professionalism of said reporters, who don't join Gortat in song so they could maintain their objectivity. That's true dedication to the craft.

Then, Webster asks Gortat some interview questions, many of which were better than actual reporters asking players interview questions.

And, oh yeah, they give each other nicknames. Webster is "Sexual Chocolate," and Gortat is "Sexual White Chocolate." Gotta admit, a little disappointed that Webster couldn't come up with something a little better in the heat of the moment. I expected more, Martell.