Wow..... I don't know what to say. Santa this is one of the best surprises I have ever received. You have been way more then generous with this. You gave my wife a good scare when she saw all the cash. She was trying to figure out the puzzled look on my face and when I tossed her the wad of cash she let out a scream. She needed a few moments to figure out the value.

The second part of your gift is perfect. While I have an internal compass, my lovely bride couldn't find her way out of a well lit box. We were hiking last weekend and she was all turned around and pissed she couldn't find her own way. The GPS is perfect as we are actively trying to teach our daughter how to find her way and how trails work. I also love geocaching and have been using a decade old GPS that has horrible accuracy.

I have no plans to sell it and as a matter of fact it is updating as I type this so I can go get "lost" in the woods.

Santa you went way above and beyond. Thank you a million times over. I dream that your Santa is half as nice to you as you have been to me. Many thanks again!!

UPDATE My wife and two toddlers have now officially geocached. The kids loved the treasure hunt and my wife enjoyed learning how a GPS works.