Someone call for the wambulance!

Bachelor in Paradise, our favorite summer guilty pleasure, is officially back in less than a month, with season two premiering on Aug. 2, and we have your exclusive first look at all the drama (and hilarity) that will be going down when Bachelor and Bachelorette rejects descend upon Mexico.

In the exclusive promo above, there's a whole lot of kissing and a whole lot of crying...and someone is being carted off to the hospital in an ambulance—again.

Basically, it's going to be the best 30 seconds of your day. Possibly your week. It's all downhill from here, folks!