This GRAND tale of cryptic communication begins last February in the great year of 2014.

I was out after work in the East Village at a bar a bunch of BuzzFeed people go to called EVS. It's on St. Marks Place, but I SWEAR, it's not really that douchey. They have a really good happy hour and it's never busy. The lighting is good and we love it. Sometimes they give us free fries.

It was my favorite place until the night my phone got stolen.