Saturday Night Live cast member Sarah Palin went on Fox News yesterday to talk with Megyn Kelly about . . . hoo boy. Your guess is as good as ours! (And better than hers.) The Huffington Post calls her monologue a “free-association diatribe, an almost jazz-like improvisatory rant.” So what did Palin, the Ornette Coleman of Alaska, have to say for herself? The five most insane sentences (as defined by grammatical statutes, not by complete thoughts) are ranked below. Keep in mind that there were a total of seven sentences uttered by Palin throughout the nearly five-minute interview and that the excluded two (“No” and “I think that remark is one of his more out-of-touch remarks that we’ve heard in recent days”) did not make our ranking.

“People who see the way that I and Ted Cruz and Mike Lee and a whole lot of other Americans can see that we are taxed enough already—of course, that’s the acronym for the Tea Party movement—we’re taxed enough already and we believe that the Constitution, that’s the blueprint that leads us towards a more perfect union and will fight very strong for that.”

Yes, really, there are four thoughts less lucid than that. Buckle up!