Jeffree Star Blood Lust Palette Ebay himself has made it pretty clear that selling the Jeffree Star Bloodlust Pallet on Ebay isn’t cool, and I’m just trzolling & I’m not selling any pallets. It’s mine bitcfh get ur own.

But I’m writing this because Daddy needs those clicks. Those yummy yummy clicks.

Jeffree if you’re reading this i”m asuper high and the edibles are kicking in as I write this. ID<k if i’ll regret posting this, or if anyone will ever read it (probz not but that’s ok this is hot garbage anyway).

I had a point but it has now escaped me. I’m getting paranoid now. If I saw some shit like this i’d be like “that’s not real, it’s clickbait, they weren’t high” and like someone’s gona thik that about this. fuc. it fucks me up ciuz it’s like more than half of the way truye:



A. this ain’t real I baited ur ass with that title

B. It is clickbait

C. I’m actually high

I can make shit up on the internet AND be high at the same time. It’s 2020 I thought we were progressive a bitch can do both.

Ok, lost my train of thought again.

Ah, gotta see what the yoast gods tell me will make this trash rank. This is the part where I go back and fuck up whatever I wrote with SEO fuckery.

Daddy Yoast Says Hit that Word Count Biiiccchhhh: Jeffree Star Blood Lust Pallet Ebay

There’s a keyword in my subtitle. Are you fucking happy nmow yoast? Do YOU THINK I LIKE OT HIT YOU:?

Shit. Lost it again. Ok so I went over to ebay and saw that THE SAME DAY my main Bitch™ Jeffree Star dropped Blood Lust shady bitches be on ebay sellin that shit for like a fucjkton more. IDK if they’re even real cuz you know these hoes didn’t get a PR package.

Here’s some receipts

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW A TRUMP AD ON MY SITE NOOOO HOW DO I MAKE IT GO AWAY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THE AD S WORK OH MY GOD NO ONE CLICK IT IM FREAKING OUT

I PANIC TWEETED AT GOOGLE ADS THEY BETTER FIX THISD SHIT OR I”M GOING TO

Hey there. It’s sobar me. This is a dumpster fire and I don’t feel like fixing it. Please don’t cancel me.