SCP-939-J

SCP-939-J assisting Agent Thornfield in his training exercises.

Item #: SCP-939-J

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-939-J is housed in a standard canine containment cell in Site-20. As SCP-939-J has paradoxically demonstrated a simultaneous absolute loyalty to deontological morality and the operations of the Foundation, SCP-939-J is allowed free reign throughout the facility with the accompaniment of Agent Wu. In the event of any unexplained criminal happenings SCP-939-J is authorized to take the role of lead investigator. Security personnel are to be briefed on this protocol and on SCP-939-J's anomalous properties.

Description: SCP-939-J is a 50-kilogram German Shepard. SCP-939-J's anomalous properties are as follows:

Ability to speak English.

Inability to do anything perceived as morally dubious.

Ability to determine the perpetrator of 93% of criminal acts occurring within a 100-meter radius.

93% increase in the number of criminal acts detected within a 100-meter radius.

Archive of corrupted recordings:

Please note that SCP-939-J didn't actually do the things described in these logs. These are just here for posterity. -Researcher Dinkley

Incident: 20-F-90 Crime: Doctor Edward Jones found dead in Site-20 breakroom. Audio Log:

Agent Smith had recently entered the Site-20 breakroom with SCP-939-J, and was conversing with Dr. Jones over coffee. [BEGIN LOG]

Agent Smith: Mind if I sit here? Dr. Jones: Not at all. I'm in the market for some pals. Agent Smith: Well, I'm always looking for more. The name's James. You? Dr. Jones: Ed. What's the dog's name? Agent Smith: He's actually a skip. 939-J. SCP-939-J: Stop fucking calling me that. Dr. Jones: Is he safe to pet? Agent Smith: Yeah, he's a sweet little guy. SCP-939-J: C'mere sunshine, you'll get your petting. Intense growling punctuated with a snapping sound can be heard for the next 10 seconds, followed by the sound of blood splattering. SCP-939-J: This man's been shot. The perpetrator probably used a gun. The jury's still out on whether or not they also used bullets. Agent Smith: Like, holy shit 939-J! They must have shot him so much that his head got torn clean off! SCP-939-J: (Softly) Heh, clean. Agent Smith: Wait a second, who the hell shot him? EVERYBODY GET DOWN! SCP-939-J: Hey everybody, Agent Smith just shot someone! Agent Smith: Huh, guess it sometimes just be like that. Sorry. Post-Incident Report: Agent Smith was apprehended and demoted to Class-D for his unprovoked murder of Dr. Jones.