You can’t just tweet the equivalent of a green screen and expect everyone will answer your question the way you intended.

Pastor Joel Osteen learned that the hard way this morning when he mentioned a “force” that’s “behind you protecting you, guiding you, favoring you.”

Twitter knew exactly what he was talking about.

Gotta love gravity — Jerek Deter (@sean_hanlon) July 19, 2017

Hail Satan? — Andrew Fleischman (@ASFleischman) July 19, 2017

This force, why isn't it ending hunger, poverty and conflict? — Atheist Ape (@LeighM276) July 19, 2017

APPARENTLY THE ADVANTAGE IS THAT YOU ARE A JEDI pic.twitter.com/y6SDu3qnAN — NOT A PASTOR (@NotPastor) July 19, 2017

What else did Osteen think everyone would say…?

