The presidency will not be the first glass ceiling I break. I’ve done lots of “manly” things.

As a child I played soccer and basketball. Sports are manly. I am also a somewhat decent bowler.

My feet are quite large.

Math was my best subject and I’m not even being sarcastic. Though, as most men are, I am quite good at sarcasm.

I do standup comedy and am actually quite funny. Believe it or not.

I am a very good driver. One time someone walked right in front of me as I was driving and I hit the brake instantly so I did not kill them.

I look amazing in a cardigan, just like men do even though they don’t wear them enough.

When I worked at Oaks Amusement Park I operated the rides that were typically operated by men: the Ferris Wheel, the Rocko, and the Spider. Then I was promoted to foreman and one of my main tasks was lubing the roller coaster, a task primarily done by men.

I have more confidence than I realistically probably should have.

I married a woman before gay marriage was even legal in my state. She cooks for me often, which as Donald Trump pointed out that’s what wives are supposed to do for their man.

I enjoy drinking beer and whiskey.

I know how to mow a lawn.

Sometimes when I get my hair cut short I look like a 12-year-old boy, but lucky for you I’ll be 52 in 2040!

I can write simple computer programs.

So do not freak out about electing a female president. I’m pretty manly, but with the added bonus of helpful feminine traits! The perfect leader!