Looking like she just fell off of the cover of the People of Walmart: Swimsuit Edition, Beverly McClellan Sandy McMillin displayed her rollbacks and more in a bikini top when she sashayed into a Walmart in Eugene, Oregon to buy chips, sour cream (no comment) and coffee creamer. The temperature was in the 90s and so Sandy wanted most of her skin touched by the freezing air shooting out of Walmart’s vents. But Sandy wasn’t even there for a few minutes when a Walmart employee let her know that they weren’t going to let her sessy bikini body be great. Yes, because we all know Walmart is the epitome of decorum.

Are we really going to pretend that you can’t find exposed back cleavage next to bacon bits and a bare Homer Simpson faced torso next to pork rinds at almost any Walmart? Apparently, we are, because Walmart did kick Sandy out for showing too much. Sandy put it like this to Komo News:

“I was horrified. I am embarrassed….It’s wrong. If you don’t like the way someone looks, don’t look at them….I hadn’t done anything obnoxious or outlandish.”

A spokeswhore for Walmart says that isn’t true and and that several customers complained that Sandy brought the bitch on them by verbally abusing them. Sandy denies screaming at customers and says Walmart simply excused her beauty.

Okay, if you can’t display your sloppy side tit and bloated gut at Walmart, where can you?! And since when is turning into a manic tornado of crazy in the aisles not allowed at Walmart? My ass was under the impression that you’d get kicked out of Walmart if you don’t flash your fupa and act like a crazy person. What is happening to Walmart? What is happening to our America?

via HuffPo (Thanks Beth)