*bing* man (driving a car): a text message! *bing* man: don't you know i'm driving, phone?! stop it! *bing* *bing* man: it must be important! hmm, but what did my driving instructor say? man (thinking): "if you text while you drive and i find out, i will literally come to your house in the middle of the night and punch you in the face" man: what a weird guy... but this is an emergency exception time! man (reading texts): "puppy!" "i just saw the cutest puppy" "OMG THERE ARE PUPPIES EVERYWHERE!" crap *soon* *the man is sleeping in his bed and who can be assumed to be the driving instructor is standing at the foot of the bed. *fist preparation sounds*