Racist Santa

Racist Santa in the Research Lab. Biographical info Species Human Gender Male Born Unknown, but is obviously born in the North Pole Relative(s) Santa (brother) Santa's Brother (brother) Saint Nicholas (possible brother) Gary the Mushroom (possible relative) Residence Next door to "A 10 year boy with a fat ass" Political info Affiliation Santa Claus Nationality Arctic Occupation Pedophile Characteristics Attitude Racist, perverted Abilities Able to cure even the most chronic of diseases

Able to use a Cane in combat

Able to memorize even the smallest of details Miscellaneous info First Appearance WORST FILM EVER Actor/Actress George "Joji" Miller

I DON'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!! --'Racist Santa' living up to his name.



Racist Santa is a new type of Santa that appears as an antagonist in WORST FILM EVER. Racist Santa appears to be a shaved guy with duct tape on his face and a mustache lazily drawn on his cheeks wearing a pair of Gucci shades, similar to Weeaboo Jones and Dr. Trill. He's also always carrying a stick directly harvested from a tree.

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About

Racist Santa has an extreme hatred for black people, which is how he got his nickname. In WORST FILM EVER, he attempts to kill Dade (who is one of only two chocolate men left in the universe) to harvest his rare chocolate. After a warning of his attack from Chin-Chin, Frank sends his henchman Brock Lee after him, who defeats Santa and saves the day.

Unfortunately, Dade later dies as he succumbs to his disease, though thankfully not by another person's hand, so no chocolate was illegitimately harvested. Racist Santa is possibly a pedophile or a pederast, contrary to what he says. According to him, he had a falling out with the real Santa, and his relationship with Santa's Brother, if any, is currently unknown.

Abilities

Able to cure even the most chronic of diseases

Able to use a Cane in combat

Able to memorize even the smallest of details

Major Battles

Racist Santa vs. Brock Lee (Outcome: Surrendered)

Quotes

"How ya doin', ya dirty ol' shit-ass?"

"Did you know statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though; I live next door to a little 10-year-old boy with a fat ass, know what I'm saying?"

"Y'all are fucked up, and you know, I still don't like black people."

"To the left, to the left, everything you own in the box to the left."

Trivia