Trixie: NO, SHE'S NOT!

Twilight: Trixie?!

Trixie: That is demon Trixie, out to sabotage my friendships! So this is where you have been!

Demon Trixie: That's right Trixie! It has taken three long seasons of incantations, sacrifices, and messing with fandoms, but I am finally free! However, I am not only out to destroy good literature, I will make sure no one reads again by destroying the integrity of books and Twilight Sparkle!

Twilight: You are pure evil! You will never get away with it!

Demon Trixie: Oh, but I have already! After all this time, I have finally created the ultimate shitty book...BEHOLD

(* Twilight Saga appears in a ring of fire*)

(*Twilight and Trixie are horrified*)

Demon Trixie: Yes! It will erase all your sense of rationality and dignity and will destroy you! So, Twilight, review my book!

Twilight:...no.

Demon Trixie: Oh. Come on I worked really hard on it!

Twilight: No.

Demon Trixie: Please, come on!

Twilight:...okay fine!

Demone Trixie: ...YES! SOON YOUR REPUTATION WILL DISAPPEAR, YOUR PASSION FOR READING DESTROYED AS I BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL UNICORN IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA! HAHAHAH!

(*Door kicks open*)