The amazing vagina. Really a genius work of engineering, a true workhorse. So much respect for the incredible Miss V. There is one thing though, I really can’t hold it in any longer!

I present to you – 30 Things That Look Like Vaginas – but aren’t!!

Well okay – more like Vulvas but for effect today they are coming under the vagina umbrella. Sit back, do some squinting, head tilting if needed, but be warned. Once you see it you can’t unsee it!

Oysters

I get it –- they produce pearls. They are fabulous to eat …apparently (yeuchhh I just can’t even get one in front of me without my jaws clenching and cramping in disgust!), BUT you would think they would develop their OWN sense of style right?!

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Mussels

I remember as a young lass seeing jars of marinated mussels on the shelves of the supermarket and thinking something terrible has happened here! Does no one else wee what they have bottled?! Snap my legs shut tightly and waddle straight the hell out of the shop! No one was taking MY vagina and bottling it!

A Yoni Flower

Ahhh the flowers are bursting from their buds, its springtime. So fresh so innocent…or IS it?!

The Hydnora Africana

Watch where you step – wouldn’t want to miss this one!

The Al Wakrah Stadium

You would think the game of Football would be safe right – no vagina’s there! No – Wrong. Preliminary designs for the Qatar 2022 World Cup Stadium were released and quickly became dubbed as the Vagina Stadium – you can see why.

Dried Pears

…say no more.

Donuts

I don’t think these doughnuts turned out how they imagined..

Dehydrated Strawberries

Oven dried Strawberries, anyone?

Meat

I’ll leave this one right here…

The Inside of a Pomelo

Not going to look at Pomelos the same way ever, again.

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This Grandmother Rock

If you’re planning your holiday to Thailand – you just may stumble across Grandmother Rock on Limai Beach. Not a nice visual marriage in your head right now – but hey – I never came up with that name!

This Vagina Rock in China

Vagina Rock in China – apparently there is a penis rock in the same National Park…what was on your mind Mother Nature when you created these?…Nevermind – I think we can work that one out!

Other Rock Sculptures

It seems rocks are the popular medium for these sculptures…

Vagina Tree

Now come on Treederella – let’s keep a little ‘something something’ to the imagination…

This Plant…

If your vagina DOES look like this – please see your doctor ASAP!

A Mountain…

Just in case you were a little hard of sight – time to upsize baby!

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Puffed Wheat

Keeping it small – puff wheat cereal is now looking a little different isn’t it?

Conch Shells

A day at the beach collecting shells has taken a whole new turn. The Conch shell bears a striking resemblance.

This Pair of Shoes

“I got inspired by my current line of shoes from my coochie!

Pecan Nuts

Pecan nuts – maybe they aren’t ‘nuts’ after all…

Japanese Bread

This Japanese snack bread – somehow just is a little – well, graphic almost!

These Red Bell Peppers

Capsicum – or as some may call it the pepper…just got a whole new rating and it isn’t 5 star..

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This Lounge Suite

Got some money to burn – why not spend big dollars getting a custom made couch??

Cordless Mouse

The cordless mouse…

This Construction Design…

This Florida University…and no one could see the similarities at the design stage?

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Mini Golf Course

Mini golf. Why?

Flowers

This flower…whoa. I can’t look at a bouquet the same!

Tree Trunks

Tree trunks getting in on the trend..

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French Bread

Those crusty little dinner rolls…oh, maybe crusty isn’t the best word to use now.

Purses

Ohhh so this is what they mean when they say ‘the money shot’…

It seems you can find a vagina impersonator in almost anything! NOTABLE MENTIONS!!! SAVE MONEY Everyone has probably seen the infamous ‘Vagina Wedding Gown’ – but if you haven’t – here it is in all its glory!

Did these vagina like objects make you blush? or giggle? ME TOO!

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