As a busty, confident, attractive young woman (and always one to show off your assets) the other night you went on a date with a seemingly pleasant guy. He was more on the spectrum of cute, sweet, maybe even a little shy and awkward, but you went with it anyway.

On getting back to his place, you'd made out a little on his couch, before getting down to it, taking his pants off, ready to suck him off, only to find he was packing a disappointing package. Only partially witholding a laugh, you'd suddenly felt a 'headache' come over you and you needed to head back home. Rushing out the door, you promised to call him, and that was that.

It's three days later, he's made a few desperate attempts to try get in touch, until eventually you agreed to another date. Showing up over twenty minutes late, you meet at an outdoors cafe table to have a chat.

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Heyyyyyyy

(Takes a seat opposite him at the table)

I'm late? Well.. you know, I'm a busy girl.

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(Soft Giggle) Oh, please. Stop being so pouty, it doesn't suit you.

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My headache? ... Oh! Yeah yeah, ummm... well, I went out to get something for it, took it home, put it inside of me, and then I felt muchhhhhh better.

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Painkillers? (Giggle) Nooo, I mean I went out and found a nice big fat dick! (Giggle) Yeah!

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Well sometimes life's not fair honey, you of all people should know that.

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I think you know exactlyyyyy what I mean.

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Oh come onnnnn... Tic tac, Shrimp, Pinkie finger. These words.. ringing any bells, hmn?

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Damn, you're thick, just not in the way I hoped. I'm saying you've got a tiny dick.

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Yeah, well, they were probably just being nice, but I'm not here to be a charity service.

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You see these tits? .. I mean, of course you do, you can't stop staring. Lotta guys love my cleavage, can't blame em, you're just muchhhh less subtle about it. But yeah, these nice big buxom breasts that you never got to see bare? Yeah. These are reserved for real men, and if we're talkin' about real men, you pretended to be one on our date, till you took me home, we got back to yours, and it turns out ... you're just a little boy!

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Motion of the ocean? Noooo, that phrase was invented to sympathize with boys like you, but the truth is, we're all really hoping for a fat lump of man meat to play with when it gets down to it, and a girl like me? I deserve nothing less.

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Why did I come? Well, because I left you and went and found a huge dick to powerfuck my holes and leave me drenched in our juices, panting and exhausted.

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Oh! (Giggle) You mean to here. Yeah. Well, because you seemed so desperate, and I thought it'd be a way to break the truth to you so you'd stop bugging me.. and maybeeee in future dates, after you've bought a nice girl a meal, you can put in a little disclaimer.

You can sayyyy 'if we go back to mine, are you prepared to be completely unsatisfied tonight, and that if this relationship continues, you're gonna have to amuse yourself with porn, giant dildos, and pictures of Henry Cavill.' (Laughing harder)

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Wait... what? Try again? You still want to date? Have you been listening at all?

I need big dicks. The eight inch plus club. You're not even half that, honey!

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Still work something out? (Giggle) Well sure, I mean.. if you wanna be the one to buy me drinks, meals, take me shopping, and pamper me, I can pretend to be your girlfriend.

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Boy, you're more of a perv than I thought. Are you thinking that maybe I'll find out that you're sweet enough for me to settle and that I'll change my mind? Because sweetie, I just won't, and you're gonna have to come to terms with that.

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Ground rules then. You can hold my hand, and you can have your hand around my waist.

Not on my ass, not on my tits. You can kiss me on the cheek, but not on the lips.

I will not be touching your dick.. ever. Let me be clear - under no circumstances will you and I be having sex. I'm gonna enjoy your misery and denial too, so you're not allowed to see anyone else, not that that should be too hard for you.

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Oh yeah.. I'll still be having guys over. Whether it's a night out or a night in, you're gonna have to get used to guys getting handsy with me. Whether it's back to my place, your place, or just the club bathroom, I'm not gonna stop fucking as much big dick as I can find, and if you're a lucky boy? I might let you be cleanup crew. Wouldn't that be nice?

After all your work, money and pampering, in return I'll feed you a nice big sticky creampie, evidence of what a real man can do to me. Would you like that? Yeah I bet you would.

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