The message? Reportedly the Mature-rated "from c*ck and balls with love." In case poor Lundy wasn't sure what this meant, the crudely-nailed-together faux PS4 came with an illustration of the aforementioned anatomical parts scribbled on the underside. Lundy, understandably upset, reacted in a way only a 9-year-old who's just had everything he knows about Christmas ruined could (tears and alone time). There is, at least, a cheery enough ending to the tale. Lundy's parents took the offending woodwork to the branch of Target where they'd purchased it, and were given a legit console plus a $100 gift card for their son's troubles. Whether that'll make up for the loss of faith in Santa is unclear. Let's hope next year's Christmas is made extra special by that other carpenter.