I would just like to say, this totally makes up for the Fish fiasco that we received for AD!

http://www.reddit.com/r/secretsanta/comments/wzs7s/really_thanks_i_guess/

My family was gracious enough to have DarksideofOZ, a Reddit rockstar in his own right, and his lovely girlfriend as gifters!

When I first opened the box I was treated with a "Rescue Me" message, with a little purple stuffed animal peaking through the packing paper. To my surprise it was a crocheted hippo! What?! Did we just get a homemade stuffed animal?! Very cool.

The next thing I found made me giggle to no end. Another crocheted masterpiece! A reddit alien rattle! Oh the little one will be a big nerd and future redditor. Thanks for starting her early.

At this point I find the handwritten letter explaining the contents of the gifts and worries about gifting a baby. The girlfriend had crocheted the hippo (whose name is Zoey, as expressed in the letter) and rattle for Amelia. How awesome!

Next, there were onesies. Onesies that are Zelda themed! Our daughter is gonna be a great nerdy girl.

DarksideofOZ, also happens to run stickerish, and had dropped a small envelope stuffed with decals of sorts! Sooooo many.... I'm gonna have to find all sorts of things to sticker up.

Lastly, there were two antique books. "The Outline of History" by H.G. Wells Vol 1 and 2. I had heard about Mr. Well's history book and how it was met with great controversy, sounds like it'll be an interesting read comparing it to what I learned and felt about history. But there were more to these books. Inside, MTG cards tucked away in between the pages! Foils too! And Promos!

Darkside, you were too good to us. We thank you two from the bottom of our hearts. :) Now time for the slide show!

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...Wait... our daughter is gonna become a cute nerdy redditor girl... My God... she's gonna be a Redditor's dream... oh God... what have we done!? STAY BACK, I SAY!!!