Monday, President Donald Trump got into a twitter war with Chrissy Teigen. Which resulted with Teigen calling the president a p###y a## b#tch. Which is now trending on twitter.

Sources inside the White House told snickersee, Trump stormed off to the private quarters of the White House. “We could hear him stomping around upstairs,” One source said. “We could hear him yelling I’m not a p###y a## b#tch,” Another White House aid said.

After an hour, the president emerged he demanded to go to the nearest pet shelter, where he adopted a kitten. Trump named the kitten #p##ya##b##ch, then took to twitter and and bragged about the new addition to the Trump White House.

The now deleted tweet said, “Teigen was not calling me a p###y a## b#tch. She was praising my new pet. A rescue kitten named p###y a## b#tch. He then promoted Melania’s instagram, and told everyone to expect plenty of cat videos from the Oval Office.