[ WARNING] Roasts ahead. Can be considered offensive. Intended for the character in the image, as if I was interacting with him.

This boi be lookin' like Darth Maul's wimpy emo cousin! Nothin' like the tattooed sadist from the Sith! And callin' himself a Dead Knight, bitch, you ain't dead! Lookie here, mate! *Rips thumb off hand* Yeah, no bleedin', cold, green skin, smells like a stoner's bathroom, I'm the real Dead Knight, you ain't shit, what with your armour (or lack thereof). Mah brutha from anotha battle to the right there is lookin' at him like "Dis nigga fo' real?" boi, go home! You ain't got roasts like me! I got armour, a shield, a weapon, you got a foam edge-stick! Get the fuck outa here, man! Get out! *heads home and fucks his bitch*