By: Randy Steinbart

What could be better than finding Jeffrey Epstein under one’s Christmas tree?

The late billionaire pedophile’s face is now adorning a growing collection of holiday sweaters that – for some macabre reason – have caught the public eye.

And it’s not just sweaters, but Xmas tree ornaments and other seasonal paraphernalia. Perhaps the selling point is the bizarre conspiracy that has sprouted up following his death in a jail cell, which some still maintain was suicide.

One sweater currently for sale on Amazon.com shows Epstein, who was Jewish, wearing a Santa cap. The caption reads, “Christmas lights are a lot like Epstein — they don’t hang themselves.”

“During Christmas, an elf may sit on a shelf, but Epstein didn’t kill himself,” rhymes a different Amazon-stocked sweater, this one available in eight colors and priced to move at $29.99 in eight different colors.

Another reads, “Dasher & dancer & prancer & Epstein & didn’t & kill himself & Donner & Blitzen.”

A gingerbread-themed Christmas ornament has three boxes: naughty, nice and “Epstein didn’t kill himself.” That, by the way, is the box that is checked.

The front cover of a notebook that sells for $6.99 says: “Merry Christmas! Epstein didn’t kill himself.”

Yet another sweater features a ransom note bearing the phrase “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself.” Also available on the garment are photos of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and – curiously — Kim Jong-un.

The alleged Epstein conspiracy is more than just a great gift idea. Federal prosecutors said they have found surveillance video of the area around the cell, according to a new court filing.

“Earlier this week, they said the footage was missing. The video, which prosecutors said was actually preserved by jail staff as previously requested, was being sought by lawyers for Epstein’s former cellmate at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan,” reported cnbc.com. “That cellmate, former Westchester County, New York, police officer Nicholas Tartaglione, claims he helped save the life of the wealthy investor Epstein during his suicide bid at the federal jail on July 23.”

As reported by palmbeachpost.com, a congressional committee “is laying groundwork for possible hearings in which former Palm Beach County State Attorney Barry Krischer could be asked to testify about how he handled the case in 2006. Now that House Democrats are done with impeachment, they are following up with their promise to look into “the role of state or local officials” in the secret nonprosecution deal and cushy jail treatment gifted to serial sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein in Palm Beach County more than a decade ago.”