Portland Arts Tax!

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Are you a fan of the Portland Arts Tax and especially making people just above the poverty line pay their fair share, regardless of how problematic it might be?

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Whether you pull down $13,031 or $21,122,112 per year, every "Portland Resident" pays the same $35.00 Arts Tax, some of which actually makes it to the children. Why not celebrate?

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If you need to pay your Portland Arts Tax, please use AltaVista, The Yellow Pages, HotBot, Lycos, Infoseek, or some other search engine on the information superhighway to find the correct website.

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This parody website has no affiliation with Oregon Ballot Measure 26-146, The City of Portland, or the band Def Leppard.

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