2014-01-15 13:39 , edited 2014-01-16 07:22 by NinjaVikingSWE

...there was a pregnant woman. Her name was "Dice". She was going to have a beautiful child. She would name it "Battlefield 4".

Her boyfriend was the father of the child. The fathers name was "EA". EA had a friend. The friends name was "Activision". Activision was going to have a child too (Call of Duty: Ghosts). EA wanted his child to be better than Activision's. EA wanted his child to be born NOW! Dice smiled and laughed a little at EA and said: Sorry honey, it doesn't work like that. It takes time to make a beautiful creature. EA couldn't take it anymore, he snapped and punched Dice in the uterus. The force of the punch to the uterus made Dice go into labour. The child was born prematurely and retarded.

THE END

STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUNDS and smell the SWEDE!.................................................................................. Console Master Race :3