1. Smell good and don't be uglier than me. That's fair right?

2. Literate. In a mocking sense, of course; many people can read and write. But do they bother? No. I want somebody who I can message and expect something equal in return. Someone who actually cares about what I have say as a fellow person.

3. Carefree. I want somebody who I am able to "play" with. I don't want someone who is going to be judgmental about everything and takes everything seriously. Especially, no overreacting and screaming over nothing.

4. Somebody who isn't looking for someone to worship. Having a decent job is nice and practical. But I don't someone gushing over that. "Such a great leader, he has big hands and I feel protected." I want somebody who I can be comfortable around, not somebody who watches my every move and tries to admire me like a sculpture.

5. Has a decent amount of eccentricities. I think a weird person would fit better with me. I don't need someone who is stale polluting my environment.



Ultimately, I want someone who I can feel comfortable around and vice versa. I don't like the whole idea of trying to impress someone or having to win them over. I don't want to feel like I'm being put on trials to determine my "worthiness or manliness" or other nonsense. When somebody speaks to me, I want them to call me by my name. When somebody speaks about me, I want them to call me by my name. I want to feel like the person actually knows who I am. It feels like there's arms length between people and I don't like it. I don't want somebody to go on an advice forum asking how to better "deal with me." They should be able to communicate with me. I should not be under constant evaluation and shouldn't be so much confusion. I'm not meant to be a challenge.



I want them to be able to know things about me and vice versa. Not things that they would verbally express. But much simpler things that are only grasped through experience. My dad used to apologize by buying expensive items. My mom was always too lazy to do the laundry. These things that you pick up and know about a person by living with them. I don't want a stranger.