Our winner is Bert Ayers, who pockets a free £100 bet with Blue Square . Second prize is snapped up by Chris Offord, who wins a copy of Raphael Honigstein's Englischer Fussball . Third prize goes to Luke McCarthy, who wins a copy of Beyond the Boot Camps by Steve Claridge . Next we'd like to see your takes on. Send them to gallery@guardian.co.uk by 2pm on 3 May as a jpeg or gif, complete with a CAPTION. Anyone who forgets will be forced to stand in the corner on one leg