So I'm coming home from the gym, All sweaty and gross, Unaware that my gift, Was arriving by post.

Having sent my own gift, Off overseas just two days prior, I was not quite expecting Anything yet from my buyer.

When out from the intercom There arose such a clatter I sprang from my papasan To see what was the matter.

From over the 'com Came the hiss and the spit, Of my friendly postman, "Would you come sign for this shit?"

Confused and a bit wary, I shuffled down as demanded Where stood Postman Jim Who then went and handed

Over to me a box with no name. "This is it!" thought I. "My Reddit santa came through!" What did he buy?

The package was book-shaped Book-weighted, book-sized I signed quickly and dashed off With my arms 'round my prize.

I stowed to the kitchen And with scissors aloft Sliced open the cardboard And there, on a bed of soft

Bubblewrap and trim stood A small box, nothing more And I hoped it was something I'd hadn't read before.

I tore through the wrapping And there before my eyes Was a Kindle, black-colored Sitting six inches high.

I was stunned; I was speechless And then I was grinning If Reddit's exchange were a contest Then I surely was winning.

With a cheer and a yell, I read the note, sealed alongside Hardly daring to believe The generosity supplied.

Was there ever a gifter So awesome, so boss? You are amazing, Secret Santa!!! Username; Orcaflosse