Time for some larfs at the expense of Suck L’Orange:

It’s deleted, but yes, the President believes that Kansas City is in Kansas. This is who we’ve become. pic.twitter.com/ukVhEDIu3h — Elizabeth C. McLaughlin 🩸🦷 (@ECMcLaughlin) February 3, 2020

The Kansas City Chiefs are, of course, based in Kansas City, Missouri. Not Kansas.

The population of Kansas City, Kansas, is about 150,000. The population of Kansas City, Missouri, is closer to 500,000.

You know, I haven’t seen Idiocracy in a while. Not sure why I thought of that, but yeah.

Okay, back to smoking weed and pointing aimlessly at blank maps.

Cheers

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