In lieu of penning the 543,341st “Goodbye Youk” piece, we went shopping instead, looking for a deal on merchandise.

Please tell me this is going on clearance soon over at RedSox.com. The “Boston Red Sox Kevin Youkilis High Def T-Shirt” runs $39.99, but will surely be on sale soon, following Youkilis’ trade to the White Sox yesterday.

Sure, the thing may be anti-microbial, but that says nothing about your state of mind if you actually lay down a credit card for one of these things. That is one hideous interesting loud …well, it’s a shirt. I guess. I can’t even be sure about that.