i must say i did not expect to be quite as visually ambushed by jlo and sharika's crotches as i was. no complaints, it was just very...woah hello there.

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Same. That was the only part (plus the background dancers during Shakira's set where all that was visible of them were their crotches and legs, which were spread by their hands near their crotches) that I was like eeehhh

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Agreed. Very Xtina 2002.

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That was the only part I wasn't prepared for. Idk if it's my cheer background where we always tried to make sure we weren't doing anything that was basically "here's our crotch," but I could have done without some of those camera angles.

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Yeah, she's the one with the 'big moral hole', not the people who actually put real children in real cages. /sarcasm

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shitting on Jlo's age claiming that she was too old and to be dancing that sexy and wearing her the custom made versace outfits



DO YOU SEE HER BODY??? If I had a body like that, I'd be wearing that shit to the freaking post office! But I don't so I won't. But if anyone should be wearing that outfit at age 50, it's freaking JLo!





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mte. she has a better body at 50 then i've had in my whole life! i wouldn't even put clothes on if i had that figure lmao

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The only people going S-SHE NEEDS TO DRESS/ACT HER AGE are the same age and jealous they'll never look as good in their New Balances and denim skirts as she does in literally anything.

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I wish Coronavirus was more selective in terms of views and political opinions.

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lmao damn

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Lmfao

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omg lol

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i feel like i haven't seen enough chatter about jlo rubbing her crotch right in the camera. that was easily one of the top 5 moments to me lmao

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when she did the slide, right?! hahah

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Yes!!!! I rewound like did she really do that? You'd think the SPB's uptight audience would have caused an uproar about that lol

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“Let me just finish.” -Marie



Giving me Meghan McCain teas, she’s even seated at the same seat.



Cállate Marie Osmond.

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I don't think I've enjoyed The Talk even in the previous iterations of that panel.

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It's so corny. It reminds me of some children's show when they ask a topic question and the audience responds.

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I used to record this daily, but I stopped about a month into the latest season. With Sara gone and Marie Osmond in her place, the panel is a hen party of middle-aged+ judgment (and I say that as I approach it myself). They're clearly positioning the panel to appeal to boomers, who I presume are the ones still paying for TV cable, but they're alienating the last generation of folks who might still care anything for traditional TV.

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I'm so tired.

So tired of this type of shit...



Women truly can't win.

Friend, just performed her actual ass off, yet here we are again with this BS.

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my mom texted me asking what i thought of the show and then proceeded to tell me that while they are talented, it’s a family show and it was inappropriate



she thought i would agree with her too!

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Did she complain about Lambert strip teasing?

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It’s so odd to me that conservative americans are in an uproar over jennifer lopez and shakira shaking their beautiful booties on tv and going on about family values but when children get shot at school, it’s all gun rights, can’t control mah guns, all of a sudden can’t read the words family values. This isn’t directed to you personally btw, just in general

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nothing says family show like watching grown ass men hit, tackle each other, and knock each other down over a ball... while promoting an organization that has no problem with it's players beating and abusing women or just straight up murdering people lmao

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CAN WE NOT APPRECIATE THAT THIS WAS AN INCREDIBLE SHOW?! Like just purely from an entertainment standpoint, it was incredible and so much fun. JLo broke out "Get Right" for you fucking Karens and this is how you repay her?

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These dehydrated and crusty racists wish they were fabulous and beautiful looking as jennifer lopez and shakira at their alleged ages of 25 (re-read this, I meant the crusty racists are allegedly 25 lol)



Edited at 2020-02-05 03:17 am (UTC)

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I don't understand why? she still looks the same so why does she have to dress down?

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And even if she didn't though, who is making up rules for what women can and can't do?



It's like when women reach a certain age and are convinced they must have short hair only going forward. Why does being older mean you need a new haircut and length? I've never understood that. Just more policing of women and their appearance.

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They looked so fucking good. I gotta keep up w my gym routine and take better care of my skin. I was inspired AF watching those two. Shakira especially DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shakira looked amazingggggg

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Just like 5-6 months ago these same people were praising her for looking like she does and performing like she does while turning *gasp* 50.



This just goes to show that the US doesn’t deserve anything nice. We deserve to live in a place where Blake Shelton can be chosen Sexiest Man Alive, where G-Eazy has enough confidence to believe he can pull Megan Thee Stallion, and where Justin Timberlake will be given his own halftime show after screwing over Janet Jackson.



Edited at 2020-02-04 07:39 pm (UTC)

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Oh lord, what a timeline...

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As if those football players aren't wearing tight ass hugging pants.

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I mean.. It did involve a stripper pole. I'd be mortified if one of my little cousins started imitating that. But I also would've just changed the channel...

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Eh she didn't do like, a traditional strip routine or anything. I'd say her use of the pole was more on par with stuff Cirque du Soleil does with poles

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Yeah good point. It was cirque de soleil than anything else.

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Exactly. She didnt even do any "stripping" while up there, her costume came from an off-camera costume change

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