SO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS SHIT, aka the author’s afterword

So many of you are wondering was this thing official or what. Consider this the Official Unofficial Explanation of Skaianet Systems CON AIR 2: THE EPILOGUE plotline and the ARG hidden in it. Let’s go through few of the hottest questions I’ve seen around the past few weeks.

Q: Is this official?

A: This is neither official or canon.

Q: Is it over?

A: Yes.

Q: Can I go now? I’m afraid of those huge paragraphs below.

A: Of course. Go free. Don’t look back. It’s what Nick did.

Q: Who the fuck made this?

A: Just me. By myself. There was no team. Oh yeah. I’m Ymi (blog here). You may know me for making this 2nd runner up to the Official Hiveswap Comics Contest. Alternatively/additionally you may know me from some of these wacky fanadventures. Or maybe you don’t know me at all. Understandable. Statistically accurate.

Q: AN ARG???

A: Hell yeah. There’s a hidden code at the top of most of the images prior to Cyborg Malkovich: Strife, and plainly visible on Interview: Steve Buscemi #4 and the SBaHJ on this post. The code would lead the cool, smart gamers to a Youtube videom which in turn would take them to a Discord server, etc. etc. It all culminated to a majestic reveal which may be utter horseshit. Only time will tell.

Q: What the fuck did I just watch.

A: Some dope shit my dudes. If you didn’t read the posts on this blog you didn’t understand how undeniably earthshattering its twists were. It’d be in the fucking Louvre if those old farts would understand anything about REAL ART.

Oh yeah, I should probably tag these posts to make browsing easier. Huh. I’ll do that tomorrow but this should suffice for now: https://skaianet.tumblr.com/tagged/Homestuck/chrono

If you’re reading this tomorrow https://skaianet.tumblr.com/tagged/CON-AIR-2/chrono is the proper tag. If you aren’t… well too bad. I guess tomorrow’s you is a luckier you.

Q: But why?

A: Excellent question! I don’t exactly know why! This all began from a vivid image of a Nick Cage in his godtier costume sitting on the Jailbreak stump that was projected to my mind without any god fucking warning. I made that image a reality, and added a silly post to it and whipped up an ARG in an hour for a “simple” jape. In somehow very Homestuck fashion it kinda snowballed from there, and as people’s expectations grew, I felt I had to match them. Well, look where this got.

On a bigger scale, ever since the Skaianet stuff in January I’ve wanted something more. Skaianet thing was absurd and mysterious, but ultimately fell flat. The controversy happened, ARG turned out to be nonexistent. It was a disappointment. I wanted to do the same but succeed in it instead. I think I did a fairly good job, although I had nothing official to offer. “Hype” itself was what I wanted to offer, y’know, the Homestuck™ feel?

That was always the plan. To give you a fan-boner. And you got one.

Q: Seriously you made that conksunk ARG in an hour?

A: Explains a lot, huh? N = V is real? Typos are meaningful? 2, 5, 6, 7, 11? Wack.

Those were ARG references I just listed. Filthy normies won’t understand. ONELY THE ALHPA GENIOUNSES WILL GET WHAT REFRANK.

Q: The animation… huh. Sure was something.

A: Yep. I started making it April 1st, and finished it like an hour before the premiere. The art wasn’t that great and some of the animation was really flawed. I know that. But it was the best I could do with this time. Sure it could’ve been shorter but I wanted the memes. All of them. Nothing else could sate my desire for Big Funny.

Q: LMAO it was so Naruto/some other anime I haven’t ever watched.

A: Okay.

Q: It had a lot of filler! Very bad!

A: Yeah folks I’m sorry to admit you’re right. All I can offer you is the fact I wanted to reach the meme number of 14:13, and had to work with the pacing of the songs. I’d give you a cookie for your smart thinking too but I already ate it.

Holy fuck that was a lot of cookies, and holy shit this was a pointless joke. But I felt like making it. Just like this whole Skaianet deal.

Q: You’re a big dumb and the flash SUCKS ASS.

A: Maybe. but my dude. if its busy suckin ass. then it has to be you that inhales this ginourmous

Q: Holy shit this was awesome!

A: Thank you! I really appreciate every nice comment I’ve seen! I’d reply to all of them but the love is too overwhelming. The real Epilogue truly was the friends we made along the way.

Speaking of liking my content, I will take this moment in spotlight to shill my works before this blog resumes its usual content, which is either relentless original Homestuck shitposting, or dead silence.

If you enjoyed my writing in this story, consider checking out SoulSplit. If this CON AIR 2 thing was me playing with Homestuck’s rules, SoulSplit is the systematical destruction of Homestuck from top to bottom. It was trolls and will later some familiar faces from HS itself.

SOULSPLIT: https://mspfa.com/?s=24530&p=1

A Chance Meeting is part of the prologue to SoulSplit, so if you read it you’ll just read both.

If you liked my bullshit, then you’ll love An Evvreyday Strugle. It’s SBaHJ but with trolls. Every page is either a trope or its hinlariouse descrostrucntion. It’s true popetry.

It’s also part of the prologue to SoulSplit. Everything seems to be. Maybe this CON AIR 2 shit was as well??? Anyway it still is a cool thing on its own.

AN EVVREYDAY STRUGLE: https://mspfa.com/?s=23542&p=1

Also, I have a SoulSplit Discord Server, which will “soon” be rebranded as the general Discord for all of my works and general stuff. I’m working on a mysterious game, and said server will be receiving art, writing and/or demos at some point. Hop on in there if you’re interested.

DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/QUHuNuz

Alright this is already 24 paragraphs too long. I’m out.