We're not sure what it's like in heaven, but getting an order of buffalo wings with a side of rock-hard abs seems pretty close.

Those who admire a handsome man and delicious food will be excited to hear that there's a male version of a Hooters-style restaurant slated to open next month (hello Mother's Day!), and it's called Tallywackers.

The bad news? It's currently only opening in one location, so unless you're a Dallas resident, you need to start saving up for that ticket to Texas.

Tallywackers is going to make its debut in the city's gayborhood, Oak Lawn. According to a help wanted ad on Craigslist, Tallywackers appears to be a bar and restaurant staffed by half-naked men who will be serving phallic-shaped foods (such as hot dogs) while also giving a healthy dose of eye candy for dessert.

It will open at—grab a pen and paper so you can write this down—4218 Lemmon Avenue, the space previously occupied by Lolita's and the Catalina Room.