(I work in a day spa that has several services, including massage. Two teenagers come in and ask about our couples massage.)

Teenager #1: “Hi, can you tell us about the couples massage package?”

Me: “Sure, it’s an hour massage with complimentary aromatherapy. It’s [price].”

Teenager #2: “It’s for our parents’ anniversary, but I’m not sure they would want to spend an hour in a room together.”

Me: “They are done in separate rooms.”

Teenager #1: “Well, that sells it!”