[Linka goes into her room, and she decides to contact Claire with her walkie-talkie.]

Linka: "Claire, this is Linka! Come in! I've got a Code Blue!"

[the screen splits in half to show Claire's location.]

Claire: "Code Blue?! You did something wrong and lied about it, and now everything is all messed up?!"

Linka: "Affirmative! Can you come over?!"

Claire: "Negative. I've got a Code Green!"

Linka: "You showed up to school in your underwear?"

Claire: "No, that's Code Orange? Hang on."

[Claire's is revealed to be skydiving with Loki, and she takes a picture of them with her camera phone; Linka gets the picture via text message on her phone, and she jumps up in surprise.]

Linka "SWEET FATHER OF...What are you doing with Loki?! "

Claire: "I've been trying to tell you! A Code Green; Loki broke up with Bebe, and I'm the rebound girl!"

Loki: "Happy eight-minute-iversary, Claire-bear!"

[Claire leans in for a kiss, but Loki deploys his parachute, causing Claire to kiss a flying bird instead.]

Linka: [gags and throws away the walkie-talkie.] "WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY FAMILY?!"