Seriously. At least football players are trying to play a game instead of randomly bumping their heads into each other like in handegg.

Thomas: I didn’t think you’d be such a big football fan. Is it your favorite sport?

I didn’t think you’d be such a big football fan. Is it your favorite sport? Luna: No. I still prefer real football to American football. Caption: ~ DEAFENING SILENCE ~ Spectator #1: Blasphemy!

Blasphemy! Spectator #2: Burn the heretic! Thomas: Religious tolerance has its limits, Luna, even in America!

Religious tolerance has its limits, Luna, even in America! Luna: I’ve noticed.