A joint CDC-ACS report released this week found that total deaths from cancer dropped significantly between 1999 and 2015, falling by 1.5 percent among women and 2 percent among men due to better treatment and screening. What do you think?

“That makes sense, what with all the new and innovative ways of dying today.” Ally Fincke • Thresher Inspector


“This could lead to an unsustainable amount of memoirs about coming out stronger on the other side.” Paul Taggart • Playing Card Artist