Will Sarah Palin cash in on the circus parade?

Pursuant to recent allegations in Joe McGinniss‘s book new book, ‘The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin, in which he asserts that the former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, had an extra marital affair with her husband, Todd Palin‘s ex business partner, an assertion that both Mr and Mrs Palin vigorously dispute, one adult website, Ashleymadison.com has decided to offer the Palins $1 million if they both pass a lie detector test.

At this juncture the arrival of a porn website offering the Palins play money is tantamount to political suicide and ridicule, which could be best described as the last good kick to the backside of the Palin presidential aspiration effort.

Not only would attempting to run for political office have the effect of a gold rush on Mrs Palin’s personal life (the book also asserts that Mrs Palin used cocaine and had an affair with a basketball star), it would be a free for all to explore every faux pas and indiscretion that may have come Mrs Palin’s way.

To say the timing of the release of the book was uncanny would be a bit naive and probably the result of some backdoor jostling from which camp one can hardly be quite sure (throw the dart at her detractors) and may explain why to date Mrs Palin hadn’t announced her aspirations to the White house as she may have been tipped off about the book. Which is another way of saying better to take a kick to the backside for the time being so one can continue earning astronomical speaking fees than to risk running for the White house and risk being forever earmarked as a capricious figure and shepherded back to Alaska.

At least the Palins have enough political nouse to navigate this stretch of rocky terrain, but then again would they have made it thus far if they hadn’t…?

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SARAH PALIN WANTS TO TELL YOU ABOUT HER KATE GOSSELIN CAMPING DISASTER.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE LEVI JOHNSTON REALITY SHOW?

PALIN ACCUSES AN ALASKAN CBS AFFILIATE’S REPORTERS OF BEING ‘CORRUPT BASTARDS’

DON’T SAY IT’S SO- BRISTOL PALIN AND LEVI JOHNSTON ARE HISTORY.

BRISTOL PALIN AND LEVI JOHNSTON ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.

SARAH PALIN GIVES RANDOM GUY A BONER.

DID SARAH PALIN GET A BREAST IMPLANT?

MEET SARAH PALIN’S NEW NEIGHBOR…

SARAH PALIN; WE’RE ALL ARIZONIANS NOW.

BILL O’REILLY AND SARAH PALIN WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO ‘NATIONAL PRAYER DAY.’

SARAH PALIN IS A PERSON NON GRATIS AT DISCOVERY CHANNEL.

LL COOL J WANTS NO PART IN SARAH PALIN’S TV SHOW.

LEVI JOHNSTON WANTS TO PITCH HIS OWN REALITY SHOW TOO.

SARAH PALIN HAS FIGURED A NEW WAY TO HUSTLE AMERICA. STAR IN HER OWN REALITY SHOW…

SARAH PALIN BANKS OVER 100G FOR HER LATEST MAG COVER.

SARAH PALIN DEBUTS AS A PARIAH ON FOX.

PALIN SUPPORTERS STRUGGLING TO UNDERSTAND WHY THEY SUPPORT PALIN.

SARAH PALIN BOOED AT BOOK LAUNCH.

SARAH PALIN BOOK TOUR A VERY SCARY SUCCESS.

LEVI JOHNSTON SKIPS FULL FRONTAL.

LEVI JOHNSTON IS FINALLY GETTING THE GIST OF BEING FAMOUS BY SELLING OUT TOO.

SARAH PALIN $7 MILLION RICHER BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY.

SARAH PALIN RELEASES HER NEW BOOK, “GOING ROGUE- AN AMERICAN NUISANCE.”

SARAH PALIN WANTED TO SECRETLY ADOPT HER UNWED’S DAUGHTER’S BABY.

SARAH PALIN GETS PAID TO SPEAK TO FOREIGNERS.

ALASKA’ S FINEST, SARAH PALIN AND TODD PALIN TO DIVORCE?

DOES SARAH PALIN HAVE A LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MEDIA OR ONLY WITH HERSELF?

SHOULD SARAH PALIN CO HOST A SHOW WITH BILL O’ REILLY?

SARAH PALIN DECIDES NOT TO BOTHER YOU ANYMORE BY CHOOSING TO RESIGN IMMEDIATELY AS GOVERNOR OF ALASKA.

WHEN A JOKE FAILS TO MAKE ANYONE LAUGH…

A FAMILY AFFAIR. THE FAMILY THAT REALLY DOESN’T WANT TO GO AWAY.

PALIN’S SISTER GET ARRESTED FOR ROBBERY. CAN YOU REALLY BLAME HER AFTER WATCHING HER SISTER GET AWAY WITH ROBBERY TOO?



