I came home from work to see a pretty large box at my front step. Not sure if it's something I ordered or not.. "Oh you know what, this could be the ... I ordered last week. I'll go ahead and rip this open.

Hm.. pick Styrofoam peanuts? And a giant ball of bubble wrap?

HOLY MOLY there's a Pokéball here?!?

Better not open it.. It could be a decoration. Or a fierce beast I cannot tame (I don't have enough badges for that Charizard).

I'll risk it. And out falls four balls of green mystery.

I'll just unwrap these and WHOA THESE ARE AWESOME!"

THANK YOU so much Super Secret Mysterious Sock Secret Santa, whoever you are. I'll be wearing these to work and around the house.

And seriously, whoever gifted this awesomeness; you deserve all of the karma/gold/elf-hood available. Seriously awesome handiwork here. The ball will be kept.