As many of you may know by now, a trailer for Legendary’s new Godzilla movie debuted at San Diego Comic Con. It soon hit the web for thousands-if not millions- of more people to view. My friend Matt and I are two of them.

We made our first trailer reaction video, which you can find on YouTube. Yes, there’s a YouTube channel for this blog. I started it in 2016, but posted videos infrequently. That might change in the future.

Anyway, the trailer.

I share the opinion that the trailer itself is almost Oscar worthy for it’s careful editing and clever use of “Claire de Lune” in the soundtrack. The makers don’t give away too much of the plot, which is only wise.

As for the monsters themselves, they did a good job of putting Godzilla on a pedestal (and I mean a frigging pedestal). There’s a glorious shot of Mothra unfurling her luminescent wings. Rodan is a plane snapping badass. King Ghidorah is carefully hidden behind ice and storm clouds, but still radiates devilish menace. Every little glimpse of them is awe inspiring, but not in a way that you’d find in recent superhero movies.

In short, this monster movie could be one of a kind.

It’s better to enjoy the trailer for what it is. Analyzing this movie’s ad campaign over the next 10 months could hurt the experience. But, that can’t stop me from making really stupid predictions:

Millie Bobby Brown’s character is a cyborg!

Charles Dance isn’t playing Tom Hiddleston’s character from Kong: Skull Island. But, he is playing that guy’s cousin.

The Oxygen Destroyer will come into play, but no one knows how to turn it on.

Critics will say the human antagonist(s) scheme is like the one from Kingsman: The Secret Service.

The clips with Godzilla walking through colossal Mesopotamian ruins is part of a James Bond style credits sequence.

Political commentators will over analyze (Insert Monster/ Plot Point) as an allegory to (Insert Relevant Political Figure/Party).

A fighter pilot will shout “Yuuu! Esss! Ayyyy!” as he’s fighting Rodan.

O’ Shea Jackson Jr. will become Ultraman!

Mothra’s twins will be more like those creepy girls from The Shining.

That rumored fifth monster-it’s Nessie!

The Ghirardelli Chocolate Company will release promotional tie-in candies under the brand, “Ghidorardelli.”