"So, hey everybody.." Mike cleared his throat, eyes fixated on the camera in front of him for a split second before back down at the iPad in his hand. "I'm, uh, here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. How're you doing, Inspector Gadget?" Mike looked at the famous animated character beside him, Inspector Gadget, waiting for a response. It was such an honor to have him on the show since it was nearly impossible for an animated character to come to life at all, but Inspector Gadget made it possible somehow. "I'm having a lot of fun!" Inspector cheered happily, a smile plastered on his face as he looked back at Mike Mike chuckled. "So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget?" "I'm better than you are, so I think I should do the review." "Okay.." Mike responded, looking at the camera with a shrug, "I guess Inspector Gadget's going to do the review." "You can shut up now." The next few minutes involved around the two talking and bickering about the popular game Minecraft. Or Minecrap, as Inspector Gadget called it, since it basically was a massive pile of garbage. "Look, I don't think you understand. The guy is just expressing his creativity!" Mike argued, gesturing towards the Starship Enterprise someone had taken actual time to make in the game. "All they're doing is copying something someone else has made! It seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me." "He may not have a cybernetic brain like yours, but I think the kid used Minecraft in a unique and beautiful way, making the adaption of--" Before Mike could say anything else, Inspector grabbed him by the collar and pulled him in, pressing his paper-like lips to Mike's stanky ones in a harsh manner. He pulled back after a moment and looked into Mike's eyes. "I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen," he scolded. Mike sat there, mouth wide open, trying to process what just happened. A cartoon character just kissed him. An actual drawing just kissed him. What the absolute fuck. ".. Wh-.. Why did you..-" "You wouldn't shut up like I asked you to," The inspector replied, leaning back into the couch like nothing had ever happened. Mike stared at him. "Yeah, but you didn't need to fucking kiss me!" "Hey, watch it!" The Inspector turned to glare at him. "Do I need to do it again?" he asked in a deeper tone, raising a brow. Mike looked back at the cartoon in confusion, eyes narrowing at him. The fuck does this guy want to do to him? Something kinky? The thought of it made him blush, and he frowned at his reaction. "Uh.." Mike chuckled nervously, eyeing Inspector. He still had that stupid smirk on his face from before. "I don't know.." "What do you mean you don't know?" The inspector laughed. "It's almost like you're enjoying this!" "What the fuck are you talking about?" Mike said, his voice cracking. If he didn't realize it then, he sure did now. Mike groaned and hid his face in his hands. He felt a hand on his shoulder, and he glanced over to see Inspector giving him a smile. "Don't hide your face like that, stupid." Mike sighed before smiling, removing his hands from his face and resting them on his thighs. "Yeah, you're right." Before he could react, Inspector's hand reached out to touch the side of his face, and he pulled him over for another big ol' smooch, less harsh than the last time. This time, Mike let him, melting into the kiss as he put his hands around the cartoon character. It had been so long since he had had any contact like this with another human being, so this feeling he had with Inspector, it was.. relaxing. For what seemed like forever, Inspector suddenly pulled away from Mike, leaving him feeling empty. That feeling didn't last long, as Inspector reached out, beginning to unbuckle the button of Mike's pants. Mike was hesitant to stop him, but instead let him, helping him out with both his and Inspector's clothes. In the end, they both sat there, Mike completely naked while Inspector still had his underwear. ".. Are.. are you alright with doing this?" Mike asked, looking at the man beside him. Inspector rolled his eyes. "Of course I am. Why would we be sitting here naked anyway? C'mere-" Inspector reached out to kiss Mike one more time, laying him on his back and spreading his legs in the process. They pulled away and stared down, somewhat fearful of what would happen next. ".. Please, Inspector.." Mike spoke up after a moment of silence, reaching out to touch the cartoon's face. "Just fuck me already." Inspector nodded, glancing down, alining his big fat coCK with Mike's entrance, slowly pushing into him. The sudden pressure made them both groan, and Inspector slowly pushes his dick further into Mike until he could fit no more into him. In the end, Inspector ended up giving Mike a paper cut up his ass, and since the cut was so severe, Mike ended up dying from the blood loss. Inspector Gadget just kinda hung out there, glancing around in confusion until he suddenly saw the iPad they used in the video laying there beside Mike's dead body. He reached out to pick it up and smiled to himself. "Oh look, a free iPad." The entire time I was writing this I kept reading Inspector Gadget's dialogue with the voice Mike gave him in the video and it makes me uncomfortable whoops