An uplist of things which are forbidden by the bible (and often punishable by death). Many thanks to leviticusbans.tumblr.com for most of the items. If any have been missed, feel free to add them!

5 Eating fat (3:17) 6 years old

4 Having sex with a woman and also having sex with her daughter or granddaughter (bad news for Alan Clark) (18:17) 6 years old

4 opinions 3 years old

3 Tearing your clothes (10:6) 6 years old

3 Drinking alcohol in holy places (bit of a problem for Catholics, this ‘un) (10:9) 6 years old

2 Eating an animal which doesn’t both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7) 6 years old

2 Having sex with your half-sister (18:11) 6 years old

2 Jesus was hungry. Seeing a fig tree on the side of the road, he approached it, hoping for a breakfast of figs. But, he found no fruit - just leaves. Jesus said to the tree, "No more figs from you - EVER" The tree withered into a dry stick. The disciples rubbed their eyes in disbelief, "Did Jesus really just kill that tree?" (11:12) 3 years old

1 Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13) 6 years old

1 Eating blood (3:17) 6 years old

1 Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve witnessed (5:1) 6 years old

1 Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3) 6 years old

1 Bringing unauthorised fire before God (10:1) 6 years old

1 Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6) 6 years old

1 Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy (12:4) 6 years old

1 Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl (12:5) 6 years old

1 Having sex with your mother (18:7) 6 years old

1 Having sex with your father’s wife (18:8) 6 years old

1 Having sex with your sister (18:9) 6 years old

1 Having sex with your granddaughter (18:10) 6 years old

1 Having sex with your biological aunt (18:12-13) 6 years old

1 Having sex with your uncle’s wife (18:14) 6 years old

1 Having sex with your daughter-in-law (18:15) 6 years old

1 Having sex with your sister-in-law (18:16) 6 years old

1 Marrying your wife’s sister while your wife still lives (18:18) 6 years old

1 Having sex with a man “as one does with a woman” (18:22) 6 years old

1 Having sex with an animal (18:23) 6 years old

1 Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19) 6 years old

1 Trimming your beard (19:27) 6 years old

1 Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20:9) 6 years old

1 Blasphemy (punishable by stoning to death) (24:14) 6 years old

0 Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11) 6 years old

0 Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you’ve been told about (5:1) 6 years old

0 Touching an unclean animal (5:2) 6 years old

0 Carelessly making an oath (5:4) 6 years old

0 Deceiving a neighbour about something trusted to them (6:2) 6 years old

0 Eating – or touching the carcass of – any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12) 6 years old

0 Eating – or touching the carcass of - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19) 6 years old

0 Eating – or touching the carcass of – flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22) 6 years old

0 Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (good news for cats) (11:27) 6 years old

0 Eating – or touching the carcass of – the weasel, the rat, any kind of great lizard, the gecko, the monitor lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon (11:29) 6 years old

0 Eating – or touching the carcass of – any creature which crawls on many legs, or its belly (11:41-42) 6 years old

0 Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19) 6 years old

0 Having sex with your neighbour’s wife (18:20) 6 years old

0 Giving your children to be sacrificed to Molek (18:21) 6 years old

0 Making idols or “metal gods” (19:4) 6 years old

0 Reaping to the very edges of a field (19:9) 6 years old

0 Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard (19:10) 6 years old

0 Stealing (19:11) 6 years old

0 Lying (19:11) 6 years old

0 Swearing falsely on God’s name (19:12) 6 years old

0 Defrauding your neighbour (19:13) 6 years old

0 Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (not well observed these days) (19:13) 6 years old

0 Cursing the deaf or abusing the blind (19:14) 6 years old

0 Perverting justice, showing partiality to either the poor or the rich (19:15) 6 years old

0 Spreading slander (19:16) 6 years old

0 Doing anything to endanger a neighbour’s life (19:16) 6 years old

0 Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18) 6 years old

0 Cross-breeding animals (19:19) 6 years old

0 Planting different seeds in the same field (19:19) 6 years old

0 Sleeping with another man’s slave (19:20) 6 years old

0 Eating fruit from a tree within four years of planting it (19:23) 6 years old

0 Practising divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26) 6 years old

0 Cutting your hair at the sides (19:27) 6 years old

0 Getting tattoos (19:28) 6 years old

0 Making your daughter prostitute herself (19:29) 6 years old

0 Turning to mediums or spiritualists (19:31) 6 years old

0 Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32) 6 years old

0 Mistreating foreigners – “the foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born” (19:33-34) 6 years old

0 Using dishonest weights and scales (19:35-36) 6 years old

0 Marrying a prostitute, divorcee or widow if you are a priest (21:7,13) 6 years old

0 Entering a place where there’s a dead body as a priest (21:11) 6 years old

0 Slaughtering a cow/sheep and its young on the same day (22:28) 6 years old

0 Working on the Sabbath (23:3) 6 years old

0 Inflicting an injury; killing someone else’s animal; killing a person must be punished in kind (24:17-22) 6 years old

0 Selling an Israelite as a slave (foreigners are fine) (25:42) 6 years old

0 Touching the carcass of any animal which doesn't both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:8) 6 years old

-1 Touching the carcass of any of the above (problems here for rugby) (11:8) 6 years old