IFAP: New Device Lets You Have Actual Sex With Your Tablet.

Well what do you know, we finally have a Fleshlight that you can plug into your tablet. The makers of the product have created an advertisement that implies the device is for having relations with your super hot long distance girlfriend. Yet we all know that in the time that it took me to type this paragraph, like five dudes already had sex with their iPad while watching porn. God Bless, A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶!̶ Humanity!