Her tumblr's called A Penniless Girl, Bad Dates & Plenty of Oysters, and judging by the archive, Wotherspoon's been doing this since August -- tricking guys into taking her to all her foodie bucket list restaurants and then never calling them again. It's not all about man-killing though. As Wotherspoon writes, "This just in, sometimes women don’t have the best intentions. […] This girl is looking for love in her lobster roll, not your academic achievements…"