2/10/16 9:50AM

When we write a joke like this, I often search the internet far and wide to make sure I can’t find it easily elsewhere. In this case, I searched near and narrow because I’m sure I would.

The car on the tracks is meant to play like a horizontal version of Disneyworld’s Haunted Mansion elevator. Which reminds me, I really want to go back to the most magical and cheesiest place on earth. Which reminds me, I made a poor life decision in dating a Disney-hating motion-sickness-inclined villain.

Nipples Out,

Jesse