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Can't cope with your kids?



Simply pin them to the fridge and get on with your day



Pure rare earth elements Boron and Niodimium make these magnets astonishingly powerful.



At first, you may need to pin your children to the fridge for several hours, but they will soon learn.

Simply showing them the magnet will then be enough to make them behave perfectly.





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