Cleanse your palate and feast your eyes on the bountiful harvest of Moons-over-Miami you are to receive. With help from fans like you, and inspired by a David Kenyon tweet, we have styled every (mostly everybody) student-athlete on the Miami Hurricanes roster with food names. Bon appétit!

.@JNGerhart I think we might have found the next peak of Miami fan. pic.twitter.com/0UE7HODlnN — David Kenyon (@Kenyon19_BR) June 14, 2014

Chive Walford (@JNGerhart)

Tilapia Darling

Ray Lewis Thrice-Baked Potatoes

Joseph Yiros

Olsen Briere (@CaneSwagger01)

Chad Turducken

Artie Bangers & Mash

Stacy Coleslaw (@JayElectricity)

Standish Doughboy (@JayElectricity)

Okra Pierre

Kevin Oysters Rockefeller

Joshua Bacon (for convenience)

JaWand Blue Cheese (@CaneSwagger01)

Erik Flours (@JNGerhart)

Cap'n Crunch Berrios

Sunny "Side-Up" Odogwu

Ganache Edwards

Dallas Crawfish (@Kenyon19_BR)

Gray Croquetas (@CaneSwagger01)

Jamal Kebob

Deon Bush's Beans (@JNGerhart)

Tracy Haggis

Matt Gouda (@CaneSwagger01)

Bran Kaaya (@JNGerhart)

Nick Lindor (@Kenyon19_BR)

Tyre Brioche

Raphael AkpejOREOS (@CaneSwagger01)

Nantambu-Akil Filet Mignon

Tyriq McRoyal with Cheese

Alex Fondue

Jermaine Glaze (@CaneSwagger01)

Beau Sandland's Sandwich Shop of Handsomeness and Complete Disregard for Your Health

Papaya Dorsett

Rice-A-Roni Williams





Have any other tasteful namings for this batch of Canes? Paste them in the comments section. Oh, and, gifs and photoshops are not required, though very welcome.