ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.

( kids )GOOD MORNING, MR. GARRISON.

WELL... DON'T YOU ALLLOOK NICE.

OOH, TIMMY.

( door opens )

DUDE, WHAT ARE YOUDOING ?

I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLEIN THAT STUFF, DUDE.

I'M JUST BEING ME.

HA !

TOLD YOU YOU GUYSWERE STRAIGHT !

WE'RE NOT STRAIGHT,YOU'RE STRAIGHT !

YOU'RE STRAIGHT !

YOU'RE STRAIGHTLIKE A FREEWAY !

WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?

YOU WISH YOU WERE GAY,CRAIG, IN YOUR DREAMS !

I'M NOT JUST GAY,I'M A CATAMITE !

SO, I'M HALFBISEXUAL !

OH, STOP IT !

YOU KIDS DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT !

ERIC, YOU'RE NOTHALF BI !

I'M LIKE,A QUARTER BI.

MY GRANDPA WAS BI,

SO THAT MAKES MEQUARTER BI !

WHAT ?!

IT WAS THE CRAZIEST THINGI'VE EVER SEEN, MR. SLAVE.

ALL THE CHILDREN WERESUDDENLY ACTING LIKE

BEING GAY WAS COOL.

I MEAN, MAYBEWE'RE NOT THE ONLY

GAY COUPLE IN TOWN ANYMORE.

OH, JESUS CHRIST.

( thumping dance music )

LOOK AT THAT,MR. SLAVE !

OUR CUP RUNNETH OVER.

JESUS CHRIST !

MR. GARRISON,THOSE ARE GREAT PANTS.

THANKS, JIMBO, I REALLYLIKE YOUR OUTFIT TOO.

SO, SO, JIMBO,

YOU WANNA COME BACKTO MY PLACE

WITH ME AND MR. SLAVE ?

UH, FOR WHAT ?

WELL, YOU KNOW...

NO.

HUH.

MR. GARRISON !HEY, DOLL !

OH, HEY, RANDY.

YOU'RE LOOKINGULTRA FABULOUS.

THANKS, YOU TOO.

SO, UH, RANDY,

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOUA HAND JOB IN THE BATHROOM ?

NO, NO THANKS,I'M NOT LIKE THAT.

NOT LIKE THAT ?

HOW ABOUT SOMESHIRAZ, GUYS ?

OH, THANKS, MR. TWEEK.

MY PLEASURE,SILLY BUNS.

OH...

WELL, MR. TWEEK, WHY DON'T WEGO BACK TO MY PLACE ?

WHY ?

WELL, YOU KNOW,I WAS JUST THINKING

WE COULD PUT ON SOME MUSICAND WATCH VIDEOS

AND POUND MR. SLAVE'STIGHT LITTLE ASS.

OOH, JESUS CHRIST.

OH, GOODNESS NO,I'M STRAIGHT.

STRAIGHT ?

OH, WHAT-- JUST WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON HERE ?!

WHY WON'T ANYBODY POUNDMR. SLAVE'S BUTT ?

WELL, WE DON'TPOUND BUTT, MR. GARRISON,

WE'RE STRAIGHT.

THOSE PANTS AND THOSE SHOESSAY YOU POUND BUTT !

HEY, NOW,THAT'S NOT TRUE.

MY SHOES DON'T SAYI POUND BUTT.

NO, YOUR SHOES SAY YOUTAKE IT IN THE BUTT !

IT'S OKAY, MR. GARRISON,

WE'VE LEARNED THAT GAYSARE TOTALLY COOL.

YOU'RE JUSTONE OF US NOW !

( all )YEAH !

ONE OF YOU ?!

WE SPEND OUR WHOLE LIVESTRYING TO NOT BE ONE OF YOU !

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US !