The debut episode already has over 162,000 views, but only 256 Likes -- pretty paltry numbers compared to the page's 9 million Likes. If the network promised to bring back Jules Asner, I could guarantee exactly one additional viewer every day.

On a more serious note, the big question here is what the live viewership will look like over time. The modern viewing audience expects programming to fit its schedule, not the other way around. In case puffy gossip isn't your thing, well, ABC has you covered with hard news on the social network.