Question

What's the best way to make a neighbor want to move?

Community Answer

Scream, shout and yell in your house, even start swearing. Sing loudly if you have a bad voice. Blast your music on full volume. Put TV on really loud. Bang dishes and bottles. Play drums or any other instrument. Bang on the walls. Get a recording of an annoying baby crying and play it all day long. Play football in the garden and keep wacking their fence, and keep throwing the ball over their fence so you have to keep asking for the ball back. Put smelly bins near their house. Put rubbish in their bins. Park in their car space, and put the bins out to reserve your space. In the early morning hoover and have loud music. Throw stuff in their garden. Have late night parties and blast music. Understand that all these things could just get you really well aquainted with annoyed poilice men. If you don't like your neighbors and can't get past it, YOU should move.