A video has emerged on social media of a very grumpy man reluctantly scooping up his own POO after defecating in his neighbour’s yard while drunk.

Shirtless and with his shorts halfway down his backside, the old man is clearly paying for a hard night’s drinking as he staggers around the yard with a plastic bucket.

With a cigarette hanging from his lips and grumbling the entire time, the bearded bloat asks onlookers in the US neighbourhood to point out what he’s meant to be picking up.

“I don’t want to show you all the individual pieces of poo! Can you just pick it up?” shouts the disgusted neighbour.

“It’s poo! Pick up the poo parts! What am I saying to a grown man right now?” she laughs.

When one of the pieces makes a particularly loud thud as it hits the bottom of the bucket, the man filming the spectacle laughs: “Oh, that was a big one!”

The repentant drunk isn’t the first to be caught on camera answering nature’s call somewhere they shouldn’t.

Unbelievable footage from inside a lift, thought to be somewhere in China, shows the moment a smartly-dressed woman squats down to drop a giant poo.

Wearing a long skirt and high heels the woman enters the lift and presses the floor she wants to go to, but seconds later starts crossing her legs and doing a little dance.

After desperately pressing the floor button again, she gives up and hitches up her skirt.

She can then be seen squatting and doing her business, while looking up – maybe to see if there is a camera watching.

It is unclear whether the woman was ever identified after the footage went viral on social media.

Mirror.co.uk