Clark Kent/Superman: What's your position on the bat vigilante in Gotham?

Bruce Wayne/Batman: Daily Planet, wait, do I own this one, or is that the other guy?

Clark Kent/Superman: Civil Liberties are being trampled on in your city, good people living in fear.

Bruce Wayne/Batman: Don't believe everything you hear, son.

Clark Kent/Superman: I've seen it, Mr Wayne, he thinks he's above the law.

Bruce Wayne/Batman: The Daily Planet criticizing those who think they're above the law is a little hypocritical, wouldn't you say? Considering every time your hero saves a cat out of a tree, you write a buff piece editorial about an alien who if he wanted to can burn the place down, and there wouldn't be a damn thing we can about it.

Clark Kent/Superman: Most of the world doesn't share your opinion, Mr Wayne.