A.B.C Always Be Conjuring

A student suggesting this for the new course. I am not planning on a Glengarry Glem Ross approach, but it was too funny not to post here….

The spirits are weak? The fucking spirits are weak? YOU’RE weak. I’ve been doing this for 30 years….

ABC. A, Always, B, Be, C, Conjuring. Always be conjuring . Always be conjuring. AIDA. Attention. Invocation. Decision. Action. Attention. Do I have your attention? Invocation. Are you invoking? I know you better cause it’s fuck or walk. You conjure or you hit the bricks. Decision. Have you made your decision? And action. AIDA. Get out there. You got spirits coming in to the circle, you think they came in to get out of the rain? A demon don’t walk into the circle lest he wants to work. They’re sitting out there waiting to conjure them. Are you going to do it? Are you man enough to do it?

You see this Wand? That wand costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much’d you make? You see pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing. Nice Pagan? I don’t give a shit. Good Thelemite? Fuck you! Go home and play with your Crowley Libers. You wanna succeed here – conjure!

You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you wandsucker? You can’t take this, how can you take the abuse you get from a demon? You don’t like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you’ve got and conjure a hoard of demons. Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A.

Get mad you son of a bitches, get mad. You want to know what it takes to do Strategic Sovereignty? It takes BRASS BALLS to be a Strategic Sovereign. Go and do likewise gents. Sorcery’s out there. You pick it up, it’s yours. You don’t, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out into those temples tonight and conjure, CONJURE. It’s yours.

If not you’re gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you’ll be saying – a bunch of losers sittin’ around in a bar. ‘Oh yeah. I used to be a sorcerer. It’s a tough racket.’ These are the new spirits. These are the Strategic Sorcery Spirits. And to you they’re gold, and you don’t get them!

Why?

Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They’re for conjurers. I’d wish you good luck but you wouldn’t know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal, why am I running this course? I came here because my students asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and go back to whatever crap you were doing before, because a loser is a loser.

If you have no idea what this is about, watch this from Glengarry Glen Ross. Also, just to be clear I made nowhere near that amount last year – thats from the movie…



