A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.

Genetically Awesome-ified Foods and Organisms

Corn Kernels with "Fresh Scent" ass release capsules

Petri Dish Hot Dog Meat

Apartment Dogs with Well-endowed Rectums

Psychotropic Hops

Depressed Suicidal Cows "I'm killing myself anyway, so you might as well eat me and the E. coli in my butt."

De-Soyed Soy Milk "The cloudy water of the sickly!"

Tolerant Tomato Soup "Soupbell's Kosher, Halal, & Cracker Safe Soup"

Aggressive Cauliflower "Nut up and eat me, you shitty kid!"

