The in-laws are pulling into the driveway. I need the fastest possible method.

is gorgeous in

I'm fine with the

are you?

How much of

Do you own

you want over

How much

you care about

How much do

Will you use

game, leave it alone.

gravy or you love the taste of

control the saltiness of the

pre-seasoned, you want to

If your turkey is

meat juicier, with little

A salt rub will make the

the flavor of the meat

birds. The brine will override

trying a new

Are you

Oh, indeed

as a few days.

sometimes as long

to give it enough

charge of this

I am in

that's a no.

For me,

My parka is

Why not? Granny’s hip.

Maybe next year.

do as it is.

have enough to

a better bird or hit the

flavorless. Pony up for

often mushy and

you, but the meat is

require the least from

Seriously, on

out on just how far

berries. The jury is still

out over numbers of bay

If you brine, don’t stress

I’d rather be

Look for an

on the label is pretty

The gravy is the

Of course.

you like the

How much do

do you care

How much

It may look as if you sat on

it, but you’ll be done two

hours before everyone else

in America. Now get

started on your Black

Friday shopping list.