« The End Has No End ||

Residents across Three Portlands were alarmed late last night when disruptions were experienced in multiple essential city services.

At approximately 11:45 PM 8/08/24, many citizens reported a sudden cessation of city services such as water, electricity, intranet connectivity, cell service, visible light, structural integrity, and breathable atmosphere.

All contact has been lost with Earth and other pocket universes, including the Wanderer's Library; all Ways from the city currently appear to be sealed or severed. Even the iconic metaphysical shadows of the Ancestor Portlands' landmarks on Earth are nowhere to be seen.

As of this writing, no attempts to reach the Mayor for comment have been successful, primarily due to the 30-foot plume of flame currently enveloping Three Portlands City Hall.

Relevant authorities have advised all residents to remain in a safe place, such as a cellar or ethereal dome, until more information on the crisis can be ascertained