That's why I think it's a good time

To learn some grammar

Now did I stammer?

Work on that grammar

You should know when it's less or it's fewer

Like people who were

Never raised in a sewer

I hate these word crimes

Like "I could care less"

That means you do care

At least a little

Don't be a moron

You'd better slow down and use the right pronoun

Show the world you're no clown