Bam! Check this shit out. I got an 8-bit Jack O'Lantern. Back opens up, toss some AAA's inside and oooOOOOooooo SHIT LIGHTS UP! It flickers like a candle, if it had a candle in it, BUT IT DOESN'T. Can you believe that? This is the FUTURE OF HALLOWEEN, and it was SENT TO ME! You can order one too at: http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/e9fd/ but it doesn't count, because it wasn't sent to you. Oh, and you aren't me. I bet you wish you were though (I'm pretty hot.)

Also included: Two Eviltrons. For the uninitiated, the Eviltron emits a scary noise and is small enough to hide some place to annoy someone. It even has a magnet to aid in hiding, or with the destruction of electronic devices. You could make someone think they were haunted by monitor degaussing ghosts. They'd probably believe it too. Even scarier, I tested all the sounds, found the 'Children Giggling' sound to be most satisfactory. After letting it go for a bit, I replaced the battery stop tag, but it kept making noise. The haunted noise producing Eviltron is possessed by haunt noise producing ghosts. They disregarded the whole concept of 'This needs batteries to work' and kept it going. Awesome. http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/?srp=1