Case #2489020 – December 16th, 2:53 PM. Suspect is a dark haired woman over the age of thirty and is filed in the Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, category. She identifies herself as Dava Foxx. She claims that she is a family woman, a mother and wife. She is also married to a powerful senator. The Loss Prevention Officer charges her with theft and tampering with evidence. To make sure news does not get out, the suspect makes a deal with the Officer. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on December 16, 2019.