Tea Lady

Prezzybox.com - Atherstone CV9

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Blighty. Great Britain. Sad times are upon us...

One of the last bastions of greatness in this once proud nation - the good old fashioned cuppa, would appear to be no longer 'en vogue'. The mainstay of the Empire, on its last legs some might say.

Liquid refreshment that the likes of Churchill, Wellington and Thatcher built their dynasties on, is being shunted out for the likes of mediterranean inspired coffees, hot chocolates and fruit induced hot fusion drinks which come served with all manner of milk from Almond through to Soya. WTF!!!

This sudden influx of 'namby pamby' beverages, combined with the apparent lack of empathy for an hourly brew by the youngsters of today has left companies like ours in a state of disarray. Teetering on the edge springs to mind. A crying shame.

Prezzybox.com are therefore looking for a full time/part time Tea Lady to come to our rescue. Help save our sinking ship. Lead from the front, lead us back to greatness and inspire tomorrow's generation to make tea great once more.

Job Requirements

Must be female

At least 80 (although those in their late 70's will be considered)

Be able to regale stories of yesteryear at the drop of a hat

Blue Rinse seen as an advantage

At least 40 years experience managing a tea trolley/tea caddy

A knowledge of the 'Just in Time' principal of purchasing Tea, Milk and Sugar

Preferably a little unstable on their feet

A refusal to make any other beverage. Ever.

Perks of the role

Choice of 2 pinafores - blue or pink

Napping room

Interested?

If so, please contact us entitling your application 'I am the Tea Lady to make you Great once more'. Applications will be treated with strictest confidence so as not to jeopardise current employment.

*Unfortunately a stannah stairlift is yet to be installed. This is planned for Q3. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

Job Type: Volunteer

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