Namaste FPL-ers and welcome to the First “Proper” upload here on FPL-Ville.

I finally managed to fix a name for this Blog and to those who know their Fantasy Football might have already gotten the reference there!

Let’s just jump into it!

So, I’m pretty sure than I’m the only one around here who didn’t hit the 60+ mark despite having 3 players who had a Double Gameweek. Safe to say, it’s yet another, wait for it….. red arrow!! 622k to 714k…

Here’s what my team looked like in GW27

This week was a complete shit-show for the defence that I set up expecting atleast 1 clean sheet. Well except for Lee Grant. He was a saviour!

Now, I am not here for name-calling purposes or anything but GODDAMNIT COLEMAN!! WHEN I PLAY YOU IN A RISKY MATCH I EXPECT YOU TO GET AN ASSIST FFS YOU IRISH BASTARD!!!! AND WELL THERE YOU ARE JOHNNIE!! DON’T YOU WALK AWAY LIKE THAT….NO NO NO. YOU STAY RIGHT HERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DIDN’T DO IN THE GAME….. GET A FUCKING ASSIST!!!!!

Whao Whao Whao!!! Guys guys calm down, that rant wasn’t me…. I think I was hacked by someo…..

oh who am I kidding with that hacked bullshit…

Okay let’s not go off track here…. 3 deep breaths, 1…,2….., ERIKSEN YOU JUST HAD TO BLANK DIDN’T YOU, YOU DANISH…… no. This wont happen again. NO!

Well, as you guys might have guessed, Eriksen blanked in a game where 3 goals were scored, 2 by Kane and I did expect both to be assisted by him. Siggy delivered yet again!!! That cheeky assist to Olsson was, in my opinion worth another point. And then there was the young German who should’ve had much more than just 12 points. Should’ve captained him and not Aguero. Another captain fail right there….

Now, going up to the forwards…. well there Mr. Zlatan. What a match you had! You couldn’t just finish off the game with those 2 clear chances and that penalty could you!! Okay time to run away now or I’ll be dead within seco

Guys, oh hey I’m alive, no need to worry!! Aguero had a decent DGW I guess….

Life Lesson #1: Never mess with Ibra!

To sum it up, I am never ever ever ever playing 5-3-2 again. Played it 2 GWs in a row out of compulsion but never again! If it weren’t for Grant and Sané, I would’ve wound up in the millions.

Now, for the coming week , I’ve taken an 8 point hit to bring in Mané, Troll-kaku and Lllllllllorente for Sané, Agüero and Ibrahimovic.

This will allow me to field 11 players in the gameweek where only 4 matches are being played; Plus give figure out some shit out while I get some price rises for the upcoming weeks… Unless of course Phillips keeps being a bitch and doesn’t get fit for next week. Armband is on Mané right now and the Belgian Chocolate Man is my VC but I might swap them before the deadline as WBA haven’t kept a single CS away from home since their opening match. And also because Lukaku is in form!

Well this is it for this week I guess. I hope that this weekend’s FA Cup matches are interesting. I’ve practically accepted United being eliminated from the Cup mainly because Ibra is suspended and the team being faced is Chelsea. But hey, on the plus side, I still have my TC chip!

Leave a comment if you wanna see something else on here and I’ll try to fit it in and share it if you think it’s worthy enough for you. Also, there’s a Q&A segment coming up next week so look out for that, submit questions and have them answered. Of course I’m no God to tell you the absolute best but I’ll try to be the most helpful I can.

Thank you guys for reading my ranty-ish upload and I’ll be back on Monday!

(Still need an “Outtro” line so suggestions are welcome).