Betrayal! Romance! Scandal! Pirates! REVENGE!

This is a non-stop adventure and easily the most exciting story you’ll ever read.

Everyone who sees the massive book you’re carrying around will be very impressed.

“Oh this?” you’ll say casually. “It’s Dumas. Yes, I just love French literature.”

They won’t know that reading The Count of Monte Cristo feels like binge watching Pretty Little Liars (if the plot actually made sense and A was named Edmond).