This guy thinks Frank Lucas is a genetically engineered robot…

The guy pictured above with the scary mustache is Republican Tim Murray. He ran against incumbent Frank Lucas in Tuesday’s US House District 3 primary.

Murray didn’t do too well in the election. He received only 3,442 votes (5%). This is kind of surprising when you consider that Frank Lucas was executed in Ukraine in 2011 and that a robotic clone is running in the congressman’s place.

From Tim Murray’s website:

I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma, and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.S. Representative when honored to so. I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have. Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few other Oklahoma and other States’ Congressional Members were depicted as being executed by The World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine. On television they were depicted as being executed by the hanging about the neck until death on a white stage and in front of witnesses. Other now current Members of Congress have shared those facts on television also. We know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements, however Rep. Lucas was not eligible to serve as a Congressional Member after that time. The World knows the truth and We must always display and communicate the truth. I will always share public information with the truth when honored to serve as your Representative.

I’ll be honest with you, someone told me about this a couple of weeks ago and I really didn’t look into it. For one, Murray didn’t mention one thing about stoning gays to death. Two, I just assumed Murray was making a satirical, humorous dig at Lucas for acting like a machine and always voting with the GOP establishment. I had no clue he was being serious, so I just moved along with my day and started drinking heavily.

Anyway, Mr. Murray was being serious. Check out this press release he issued to “TV Broadcasters:”

Uhm, what’s up with the salutation Murray is using? Apparently, he’s an “Honorable Mister.” I don’t know what one has to do to get that title, but I bet it has something to do with not taking your medication.

Anyway, screw the claims that Frank Lucas is a robot or the Defense Department has confiscated his DNA. The guy seriously thanked the Oklahoma TV news media for their “service in giving Oklahomans great current news and information.” Even a tin foil hat and chemtrails in the sky think that is nuts. It would be like thanking the tobacco industry for their service in promoting health to Americans.