I always appreciate a super-stalky gift, and my match did not disappoint at all. He stalked my Facebook, and my Google+, and found out about a few of my secret obsessions. One of those obsessions is Golden Girls. Yes, I watch Golden Girls. It's hilarious, so don't even say anything, hypothetical reddit user! My match got me a shirt from a town (EDIT: apparently a college, actually) called "St. Olaf", which is the name of the fictional town where Rose grew up. Also, the most loving note came with it: "Shut up, Rose"

I have an even darker secret obsession with Murder She Wrote, mostly due to Craig Ferguson and his skits involving the show. My match found that I was just tickled by the fact that there was a Murder She Wrote video game and got it for me. I assure you, match, I am going to play the shit out of this.

Along with that, he appeased my love of robots with a robot tea infuser! Along with that, a fancy phone bumper, and a really nice dice bag with a set of dice for me to nerd out with.

Thank you, jimbeam958. You restore my faith in creeps everywhere. I don't know you at all, but I think I may love you.