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Despite being the number one ticketholder for the St George-Illawara Dragons, Former Australian Prime Minister has used rival NRL club The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs as an example of the Lebanese-Australia’s positive contribution to our country.

He says that Immigration Minister Peter Dutton’s comments about his political mentor and LNP predecessor Malcolm Fraser’s immigration policies are pretty typical of someone who has only ever worked as a cop in Brisbane.

“Does that bloke even remember watching Hazim El Masri play football? He was called El Magic for a reason,”

“Fuck he was good. Top point scorer of all time… His kicking game was off the chain as well. Those statistics alone make this whole wave of immigration worthwhile.”

“Not to mention the food they brought with them. Every time I’m hungover, I jump in the car and take Janette down to Lakemba for some of that lemon potato and garlic lamb. It melts in your mouth that shit”

Mr Dutton last week stated former prime minister Malcolm Fraser “did make mistakes in bringing some people in” as part of his immigration policies in the 1970s.

When pressed on those comments during Question Time on Monday, Mr Dutton singled out people of Lebanese-Muslim background as examples of poorly thought out migration.

Howard went on to describe the current state of Australian politics as a bunch of morons trying to find the easiest bloke to kick.

“Jeez they used to pick on Asian migrants until they realised they could sell all of our assets to China. Now it’s the Lebanese… What the fuck?”

“Have you ever been to Beirut? Their club scene is fucking grouse“