After more than six months of near daily money begs and incessant cries of impending victory due to the election of Donald Trump, NOM’s fifth annual anti-LGBT marriage march in Washington DC today drew a hilarious 47 attendees (“including babies”) according to a count done by one of our friends on Twitter.

That NOM leader Brian Brown held the event in the first place after last year’s event drew a humiliating attendance of fewer than 200 only confirms our belief that the march is nothing but fundraising scam. As the Ochre-In-Chief would say, SAD!

As you can see below, aside from a wandering tourist family or two, the only other attendees appear to be members of the Red-Caped Catholic Loons.

Brian Brown addressing a crowd of around 30 people at this year's anti-gay March for Marriage #equality pic.twitter.com/mKEMY5TcK2 — Beth Ethier (@missdeutsch) June 17, 2017

Update: I was able to count every attendee. There are 47 including babies. pic.twitter.com/a8bXeCIHz6 — Beth Ethier (@missdeutsch) June 17, 2017

Brian Brown said he'd be here if there was only one person in the crowd. I take that as confirmation next year's rally is on attn @JoeMyGod — Beth Ethier (@missdeutsch) June 17, 2017

Brian Brown surveying the thin turnout for his anti-gay March for Marriage, which a few years ago drew 2-3,000 to DC pic.twitter.com/PXUfmrf9Qn — Beth Ethier (@missdeutsch) June 17, 2017

Brian Brown used to draw 1000s to protest marriage equality.This year they'd be dwarfed by rush hour car on red line pic.twitter.com/Fj3dboOf9N — Beth Ethier (@missdeutsch) June 17, 2017