View Full Version : Hmmmmmmmmmmm...`Is it wrong to jack off on my sleeping girlfriend?`

Chops My girlfriend works two jobs so she's really tired all the time. She only gets like 4 hours of sleep, so when she does sleep, I try not to wake her.



Anyways...A couple of weeks ago, we were having sex when she fell asleep before I could finish. Being that she had two orgasms, I felt very frustrated and decided to finish the job myself while she slept. I pulled myself out of her and jerked off allllll over.



Needless to say, I really enjoyed the experience... being able to jerk it all over like in a porn movie or something.



Now, I get the urge to masteurbate on her during the night whenever we dont have sex. I find myself doing this almost every night now. She is so sexy, and I just love watching her sleep.



Is this wrong and/or weird for me to do such a thing? I always feel guilty after I bust a nut all over her.



But fuckit...It turns me on when she wakes up and cant figure out why her hair is sticky.



I figure, at least Im not looking at porn and jacking off to other women, Im getting off on watching my own girlfriend. Now you know.

Swack Get a life, queer.

molsonmuscle Umm, i'd have to say this is kinda wrong in the fact she doesn't know about it....if ya talked to her about it and she was cool with it, then by all means sir spank away

Wolf Damn it man. If you are making love correctly she shouldn't fall asleep no matter how tired she is. Brush up on your technique and talk to her about your lil fetish sometime. Be careful though, chances are she'll be livid.

MiaBran Wait.... people like chops? :confused: :p

Korr Wait a second she fell asleep while you were having sex........



To answer the question: I don't see anything wrong with it.

GuitarGuru If his cock was a big as his forehead, she would not be falling asleep.



Poor girl:(

VampMan anal her, i doubt she'd fall asleep though that, unless you are short in the pants.

Xeo is there no line...? are there no boundaries!?!?!? "STOP IT!!!"

Kev Keep doing it, but you'll get bored after a while.



That's when you can start secretly wanking into her coffee, soup, beer, etc.



Cheers,



Kev

BIG MIKE Gawdamn- perty sad when a chick takes a nap when your nailin her . Although in her defense, did she notice you were nailin her? was she reading the newspaper at the time?

fgarriel Originally posted by BIG MIKE

Gawdamn- perty sad when a chick takes a nap when your nailin her .



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VampMan i thought he didn't want her to sleep through it fgarriel lol

cagmere Originally posted by Chops

My girlfriend works two jobs so she's really tired all the time. She only gets like 4 hours of sleep, so when she does sleep, I try not to wake her.



Anyways...A couple of weeks ago, we were having sex when she fell asleep before I could finish. Being that she had two orgasms, I felt very frustrated and decided to finish the job myself while she slept. I pulled myself out of her and jerked off allllll over.



Needless to say, I really enjoyed the experience... being able to jerk it all over like in a porn movie or something.



Now, I get the urge to masteurbate on her during the night whenever we dont have sex. I find myself doing this almost every night now. She is so sexy, and I just love watching her sleep.



Is this wrong and/or weird for me to do such a thing? I always feel guilty after I bust a nut all over her.



But fuckit...It turns me on when she wakes up and cant figure out why her hair is sticky.



I figure, at least Im not looking at porn and jacking off to other women, Im getting off on watching my own girlfriend. Now you know.



So that's how you get back at her for faking two orgasms? It's not her fault that your cock ring is actually a Cheerio. I hope you know that she cheats on you all the time, probably right now as I am typing this.

Moiraine That is kinda sick that you are busting a nut in her hair..

Pahn Originally posted by Moiraine

That is kinda sick that you are busting a nut in her hair.. That's right.



Bust in her nose so she blows bubbles.

A Style11 That's sick as fuck, you should be shot, what do u just leave the cum on her after u bust? fucking scumbag.

AllSkill911 Originally posted by Chops

My girlfriend works two jobs so she's really tired all the time. She only gets like 4 hours of sleep, so when she does sleep, I try not to wake her.



Anyways...A couple of weeks ago, we were having sex when she fell asleep before I could finish. Being that she had two orgasms, I felt very frustrated and decided to finish the job myself while she slept. I pulled myself out of her and jerked off allllll over.



Needless to say, I really enjoyed the experience... being able to jerk it all over like in a porn movie or something.



Now, I get the urge to masteurbate on her during the night whenever we dont have sex. I find myself doing this almost every night now. She is so sexy, and I just love watching her sleep.



Is this wrong and/or weird for me to do such a thing? I always feel guilty after I bust a nut all over her.



But fuckit...It turns me on when she wakes up and cant figure out why her hair is sticky.



I figure, at least Im not looking at porn and jacking off to other women, Im getting off on watching my own girlfriend. Now you know. That's just dirty and disrespectful to your girl man. I would feel guilty as hell if I did some shit like that without her knowing.



Prove to us she is hot enough for you to do this kind of shit. Pic please...

A Style11 Originally posted by AllSkill911

That's just dirty and disrespectful to your girl man. I would feel guilty as hell if I did some shit like that without her knowing.



Prove to us she is hot enough for you to do this kind of shit. Pic please...

:saywhat:

Why so u can masturbate to it?



GO MAKE A NEW NAME FOR THE 5TH TIME THIS WEEK

Y2L Originally posted by Pahn

That's right.



Bust in her nose so she blows bubbles.



LOL :D

AllSkill911 Originally posted by A Style11

:saywhat:

Why so u can masturbate to it?



GO MAKE A NEW NAME FOR THE 5TH TIME THIS WEEK jinrey, I really wish you had a sense of humor. This is the only name I have had since I registered under this name on these boards. So how could I have create a 5th name for this week?

Chops lol

notsofun28 Originally posted by Kev

Keep doing it, but you'll get bored after a while.



That's when you can start secretly wanking into her coffee, soup, beer, etc.



Cheers,



Kev



LMFAO!

KidRockDog Originally posted by VampMan

anal her, i doubt she'd fall asleep though that, unless you are short in the pants.



He's Asian.



BTW - Chops, who are you trying to kid? You know damn well you don't have a girlfriend.

cagmere Why do you think he has a pet dog? While jacking off on your girlfriend while she is asleep is nasty in it's own right, it still doesn't compare to someone else and their love for pissing on other women.

KidRockDog Where is AS anyways?



I'd much rather cum on a girl when she was asleep than piss on her. It'd have to be a hate-fuck, for sure, but it'd be funny.

cagmere I dunno, hasn't posted in like a month. Must have registered for some boards at a sick fetish site or something after realizing that no one gave two shits about it here.

Lycurgus Originally posted by Chops

My girlfriend works two jobs so she's really tired all the time. She only gets like 4 hours of sleep, so when she does sleep, I try not to wake her.



Anyways...A couple of weeks ago, we were having sex when she fell asleep before I could finish. Being that she had two orgasms, I felt very frustrated and decided to finish the job myself while she slept. I pulled myself out of her and jerked off allllll over.



Needless to say, I really enjoyed the experience... being able to jerk it all over like in a porn movie or something.



Now, I get the urge to masteurbate on her during the night whenever we dont have sex. I find myself doing this almost every night now. She is so sexy, and I just love watching her sleep.



Is this wrong and/or weird for me to do such a thing? I always feel guilty after I bust a nut all over her.



But fuckit...It turns me on when she wakes up and cant figure out why her hair is sticky.



I figure, at least Im not looking at porn and jacking off to other women, Im getting off on watching my own girlfriend. Now you know.





LMMFAO!



thats just downright hillarious.

st stephen Keep doing it, but you'll get bored after a while.



That's when you can start secretly wanking into her coffee, soup, beer, etc.



Cheers,



Kev



Wow this thread is old! Ask me how I found it....lol.

Anyhoo... HAHAHA!!

That was fukin hilarious, thanks Kev, I needed that!

-Tetsuo- is there no line...? are there no boundaries!?!?!? "STOP IT!!!"



Terrible, for him to have ejaculated onto said girl. In her sleep. What kind of a man does such things. WHAT. MAN.

st stephen Terrible, for him to have ejaculated onto said girl. In her sleep. What kind of a man does such things. WHAT. MAN.



A man whose girl falls asleep during sex...Maybe next time time she'll stay awake. Unless she likes waking up gasping for air with a throat full of semen!

CarlosRE3 Unban Chops :(

Xeo Terrible, for him to have ejaculated onto said girl. In her sleep. What kind of a man does such things. WHAT. MAN.



LOL... you're an asshole... soon as i saw the thread title, i knew you'd be in here.



listen... she was drunk as fuck on top of it being 6 in the morning... i demanded some head... she obliged... but halfway through she was just like, "i'm too tired for this, i'm sorry..." i wasn't trying to have blue balls... but i also wasn't trying to get it all over her either... there was a eerrr... wardrobe malfunction... yeah, that's it...



funniest first time sexual encounter with a chick i ever had...



i actually told after she woke up... i was surprised she didn't wake up when i was cleaning her off, all nervous and shit...



when she was all good about it, i knew we'd have some fun during our time together... kick ass 4-5 months proceeded that...



she was a freak.

turningpoint wow i missed this thread!



Anyways I've whacked off on a few girls the next morning, but I let them know I'm doing it, unless they want to give me some head, and it's ALWAYS at their place, it's like I left my signature on their sheets before i peace out.

CAPninja it's like I left my signature on their sheets before i peace out.



Thats how the cops catch you dude.

Xeo it's like I left my signature on their sheets before i peace out.



killed my boy's futon...



and his shower...



dems was da days.



:p



he never got back at me for that shit.

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