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Hitler reacts to Fear the Walking Dead S01E04

00:00 - 00:03 You asked us to review Episode 4 for you.

00:04 - 00:05 We think you'll be pleased at this report.

00:05 - 00:07 The military has cleared the city and has established

00:08 - 00:12 Safe Zones here, and in other areas.

00:12 - 00:15 Things seem pretty contained at the moment.

00:17 - 00:19 Of course this is after showing the violence, horror,

00:19 - 00:21 and gore of several days of terror I presume.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Actually--

00:31 - 00:33 Actually, the show jumped ahead 9 days.

00:34 - 00:36 So all of that was skipped entirely.

00:53 - 00:58 In times like this... I just.. really... want to... shoot somebody.

01:13 - 01:15 What were they thinking!?

01:15 - 01:17 That's the whole point of the show!

01:18 - 01:23 The Chaos! The screaming! People having their faces ripped off!

01:25 - 01:28 I want to see: "Mommy, is that you?" --

01:29 - 01:31 and then the litle girl gets eaten!

01:31 - 01:34 I want the dead rising in the hospitals, eating the pretty nurses!

01:34 - 01:37 And the police shooting the crowds, making even MORE monsters!

01:37 - 01:40 Instead we get fucking "Safe Zones"?

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer I thought you'd like stories of the army keeping people in fences!

01:42 - 01:46 Don't even THINK of going there with this!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, we get to see woman's underwear!

01:48 - 01:52 Idiot, I came to see her pulled apart and her entrails in the sky!

01:53 - 01:54 It's so easy!

01:56 - 01:57 They know what what the viewers want,

01:57 - 02:00 But no, they have to give us their realistic "interpretation",

02:00 - 02:03 with day to day life like putting out the garbage?

02:04 - 02:08 If I was making this ridiculous show

02:08 - 02:13 I'd have planes dropping out of the sky with bodies hitting the ground! and then next --

02:14 - 02:16 they'd rise again unleashed on the world!

02:17 - 02:21 Whoever was hired to write this pap should have long ago been purged by Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 I'm just a simple man.

02:30 - 02:34 I'm not asking for much, but I like the sight of blood.

02:34 - 02:36 Chest cavities split wide open!

02:41 - 02:42 Things like that.

02:43 - 02:47 Come on! I need a house of survivors, under siege by the relentless undead!

02:48 - 02:53 Enough of the of mom-pants, teenage girls, and androgynous junkies stealing vodka.

02:54 - 02:56 Next I'm sure they'll go with the "Evil Military".

02:56 - 02:59 Have could they even THINK of an "Evil Military"?

03:00 - 03:02 We should leave them dead in the sun and watch them bloat!

03:04 - 03:07 Dont worry, I dont think he noticed your bloat.

03:14 - 03:16 Do they want to lose their viewship?

03:19 - 03:23 Because this is how you lose your viewership.

03:25 - 03:26 We'll see.

03:31 - 03:33 But, I swear--

03:40 - 03:46 If there's some stupid love drama, if someone gets pregnant,

03:46 - 03:49 or if the commandant shoots golf balls