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Source: Raleigh police arrested a woman and placed her one-year-old child into child protective services on Wednesday after video circulated on Facebook of the child smoking, authorities said. Police have arrested and charged 20-year-old Brianna Ashanti Lofton with two counts of felony child abuse, contributing to delinquency and possession of marijuana. Warrants obtained by WRAL News confirm the child was smoking marijuana and state the incident happened around December or January. She has been taken to the Wake County Detention Center. The baby has been placed with Wake County Child Protective Services.

The video is so ratchet it hurts:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – you should need a license to reproduce. The people who are least capable of raising children are spitting out babies out of their tampon tunnels faster than anyone else. We need a license to drive and catch fish. But we can create human life freely. Makes sense.

(Sidenote – I don’t really think we should need a license to have children, because I’d rather die than give the government the power to decide who can have children, but it sounds good on paper.)

I will say this though – if you list your life goals, and Jordan’s are in the top 5, you should not bear children.

If you’ve ever been tempted to buy your infant Jordan’s,

you should not be allowed to experience the sweet sensation of raw dog.

If you think posting a picture of your child with a stack of $100 bills is something that you should value

Your child should be given to a nice gay family. Just preferably not two white SJWs in the burbs who are looking to use your child as an excuse to insert themselves into conversations about police brutality.

If you’ve ever taken a selfie after dropping off your keester cakes in lake porcelain

you should not be conceiving children.

Look at the way this poor child is shaking in this video:

I’m not a doctor, but that doesn’t look normal.

We don’t blog about North Carolina much, so I’m not sure how they deal with people like this. All I know is if this was Rhode Island, she’d have the kid back by tomorrow.

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