April 8, 2016

(1:09:50 AM) mirana_balari: Nina Blaze: does Nina Hayashi's alt corp still need blue standings with the alliance?

(1:09:55 AM) mirana_balari: Racism. Inc

(1:10:45 AM) namamai: speaking of racism. think we have any room to rename the "Niggertown" channel in blops? le cringe

(1:10:53 AM) namamai: in blops chat in mumble

(1:10:54 AM) jay_amazingness: no

(1:11:03 AM) jay_amazingness: its our hangout

===== Note: Goons' "cultural revolution" was a few years ago and was supposed to eliminate racism within the alliance and services. Except for special snowflakes who are free to be racists because they're valuable~, in which case the rule doesn't apply. Goons also hide behind it when calling other groups racists at any opportunity. =====

(3:48:51 AM) the_mittani: so

(3:49:18 AM) the_mittani: did pl do anything today after their amazing x-7 move besides zonk idiot sma and fcon caps

(3:49:25 AM) the_mittani: because i seem to remember that we're doomed

(3:49:32 AM) querns: they killed a lot of ya0 and sarenen cyno frigates :ohdear:

(3:49:33 AM) jay_amazingness: ya cta reddit posting

(3:49:37 AM) the_mittani: note: pl didn't hack shit yesterday vuln-wise

(3:49:43 AM) jay_amazingness: ofc not

(3:49:50 AM) jay_amazingness: pl doesnt hack test does

(4:14:48 AM) dabigredboat: the_mittani: do we have a way to investigate IWI rigging the game? I noticed a few spectre fleet guys talking about how they are wining more often now then before

(4:15:06 AM) dabigredboat: might be just lucky but still interesting

(4:15:45 AM) weaselior: people's self-reported impression of how much they win at gambling is entirely, 100% worthless

(4:16:15 AM) querns: mlyp

(4:16:58 AM) rdevz: weaselior speaks the truth. Humans recognise patterns, and don't recognise a lack of patterns. You need unbiased statistics.

(4:17:40 AM) dabigredboat: weaselior the thing is the sma guys have said they can manipulate the gambling based on a link used

(4:17:54 AM) dabigredboat: "everyone use this link, 80% chance to win instead of 30%"

(4:17:58 AM) the_mittani: i'd like people to focus on the spaceghost scalable 5:00 to 9:00 doctrine ideas

(4:18:14 AM) the_mittani: we need fc help for that before annoying namamai and arrendis more, re confessors, sticking with caracal spam, etc

(4:18:20 AM) querns: i think the iwi angle is covered

(4:18:35 AM) querns: i don't think it needs any more BRAINTRUST time on it

(4:18:36 AM) ted_mcmanfist left the room.

(4:18:44 AM) dabigredboat: okay

(4:19:12 AM) querns: besides, even if we crushed IWI, that doesn't instantly fix everything forever

(4:19:38 AM) veldruk_grimm: no, but it will be fun :D

(4:20:08 AM) dabigredboat: querns: if we crush iwi, and ccp puts no 3rd party gambling, it does

(4:20:12 AM) dabigredboat: help 10 fold

(4:20:25 AM) querns: yeah but the money will still exist

(4:20:42 AM) querns: that is the long-term solution

(4:20:49 AM) querns: it does nothing in the short term

(4:20:54 AM) querns: right now we need brainpower on short-term

(4:21:01 AM) dabigredboat: also that pipebombing

(4:21:07 AM) dabigredboat: was literally half a second from missing them all

(4:21:14 AM) querns: the more we can sandbag rest-of-eve.rmt the better

(4:21:17 AM) dabigredboat: because of the timing from him saying warp and me bubbling

(4:21:20 AM) querns: and that means spaceghost shit

(4:21:34 AM) nymblar: what is spaceghost

(4:21:49 AM) querns: it's the hypothetical name for the 0400 to 0900 crew

(4:22:02 AM) dabigredboat: our downtime crew

(4:22:02 AM) querns: we need doctrines that work for 60-100 guys that can run around and zonk hackers and fight mans

(4:22:06 AM) dabigredboat: I love spaceghost

(4:22:06 AM) querns: naw it's not downtime

(4:22:09 AM) querns: it's pre-downtime actually

(4:22:13 AM) querns: pre-AUTZ too

(4:23:35 AM) querns: dabigredboat: what part of "not around downtime" did i fail to convey

(4:23:43 AM) dabigredboat: 0400eve is 600 hostiles

(4:23:46 AM) querns: it's before downtime

(4:23:47 AM) dabigredboat: they have had that many before

(4:24:07 AM) dabigredboat: I thought the point of timer swap was to have a 4 hour window from 0800eve > 1200eve

(4:24:12 AM) tiberizzle: no

(4:24:15 AM) dabigredboat: to avoid the blob

(4:24:28 AM) tiberizzle: what i did was look at the hourly graph of user counts

(4:24:34 AM) tiberizzle: and point to the minimum

(4:24:47 AM) querns: and it turns out this actually happens before downtime

(4:24:49 AM) querns: by a few hours

(4:24:50 AM) tiberizzle: or rather, looked for the 4 hour block where the area under the curve was a minimum

(4:24:58 AM) dabigredboat: oh right

(4:25:01 AM) querns: more to the point: before AUTZ

(4:25:04 AM) querns: this means VDD is useless

(4:25:12 AM) querns: it means shadoo is completely useless as he's western AU

(4:25:21 AM) dabigredboat: oh right shadoo is back

(4:25:24 AM) dabigredboat: forgot about that

(4:25:25 AM) tiberizzle: between west coast prime and au prime basically

(4:25:36 AM) querns: and we're pulling 70-100 men in that TZ

(4:25:39 AM) tiberizzle: nigga on a boat prime

(4:25:41 AM) querns: who have literally never had anything to do in eve ever

(4:25:53 AM) querns: i've been there, i lived in vegas for two years

(4:26:04 AM) querns: eve is fucking dead late night west coast

(4:26:04 AM) Dabigredbot: Broadcast completed in 0.10 seconds.

(4:26:15 AM) querns: i did so much stupid shit that i should have been caught doing and executed

(4:27:00 AM) querns: so the idea is to find a comp that is moderately failure tolerant, can be flown by insomniac pacific timezone and whoever the fuck lives in AK and HI or some such hyperbole

(4:27:07 AM) querns: and will be able to do the job of zonking hackers

(4:27:13 AM) querns: and otherwise keeping house

Earlier -

(4:04:16 AM) jay_amazingness: weaselior i am just finishing up the numbers but i think we are gonna have to cap payouts this month :PO

Later -

(4:32:41 AM) jay_amazingness: weaselior you around to talk about fc payouts?

(4:33:30 AM) weaselior: just forum pm it to me, i'm going to go home soon but this is the sort of situation we'd expect to bust the budget

(4:33:46 AM) jay_amazingness: ok

(5:31:23 AM) querns: lawl wow less than 20m on an SMA ihub in USTZ and it's down to 25%

(5:31:35 AM) querns: i feel like the fabian thing was a good call :v:

(5:31:49 AM) nymblar: querns: 25% to what

(5:31:52 AM) querns: to dead

(5:32:05 AM) querns: viz: https://timerboard.net/Pure%20Blind

(5:32:26 AM) querns: the campaign has only been alive for 20m and it's down to 25%

(5:32:52 AM) nymblar: so people are hacking it?

(5:32:55 AM) nymblar: or leaving it alone

(5:32:56 AM) querns: hostiles are

(5:33:11 AM) querns: campaigns start at 60%

(5:38:00 AM) querns: okay so paranoia check time

(5:38:05 AM) querns: pastebin is obviously scrape-able as all hell

(5:38:07 AM) querns: how about imgur

(5:38:13 AM) querns: is there a new images feed

(5:38:16 AM) nymblar: querns:

(5:38:26 AM) nymblar: pls halp

(5:38:32 AM) weaselior@home: there is not an effective way to search images like you can text

(5:38:35 AM) weaselior@home: yet

(5:56:43 AM) Dabigredbot: bigcountry has sent a themittanitv broadcast to opt-tmc:

Coming up 5 mins The Open Comms Show . Tune in for eve talk and Manfre Sideous and Grath Telkin

(6:27:06 AM) the_mittani: !bping all ok nerds big announcement time

(6:27:06 AM) Dabigredbot: the_mittani requests the attention of: Weaselior, Draghkar, Esildra, Mynnna, Samahiel, Digi, Dod_droid, Arrendis, Akasha_mayan, Tiberizzle, Darkstarwarrior, Nina Blaze, Merkelchen, Rdevz, Kyiera, Namamai, Dabigredboat, Nymblar, Dod_kalm, Tuzy, Schwa_nuts, Kazanir, Veldruk_grimm, Asher_elias, Querns, Pimpin_yourhos, Sion_kumitomo, Thekman, Dabigredbot, Clewara, Atrum_veneficus, Lemba, Samahiel_sotken, Kcolor, Jay_amazingness, Mirana_balari, Markonius_porkbutte, Schwa_laptop, Aryth, Lavender_princess, Querns@Laptop, Weaselior@Home, The_mittani, Solo_drakban

Type !pingoff to disable your pings in this room or !pingnever to disable them everywhere.

(6:27:12 AM) tuzy: yo

(6:27:14 AM) clewara: :allears:

(6:27:17 AM) jay_amazingness: hi

(6:27:20 AM) sion_kumitomo: is this the big announcement

(6:27:22 AM) the_mittani: this is opsec as fuck but the cat is basically out of the bag

(6:27:23 AM) veldruk_grimm: :shrug:

(6:27:26 AM) dod_kalm: is this the e:fb

(6:27:37 AM) clewara: Are these the droids I'm looking for?

(6:27:49 AM) the_mittani: a couple of weeks ago we flipped boson dubstep from the enemy coordination team and he's been feeding us all his skype logs going back to when this shitshow began

(6:28:01 AM) querns@laptop: is this the russian politics primer

(6:28:02 AM) the_mittani: he got burned for something else and is coming in from the cold to gsf

(6:28:07 AM) veldruk_grimm: wow

(6:28:10 AM) draghkar: hahahahahaha

(6:28:13 AM) tuzy: excellent

(6:28:13 AM) namamai: :laffo:

(6:28:18 AM) clewara: OK, who's Boson Dubstep?

(6:28:18 AM) asher_elias: haha I was wondering when this would happen

(6:28:19 AM) querns@laptop: i have no idea who that is but that sounds super neat

(6:28:19 AM) the_mittani: however this also means i'm gonna upload a shitpile of skype logs for everyone to pore over to illum trello

(6:28:23 AM) dod_droid left the room.

(6:28:29 AM) the_mittani: many thanks to nymblar for making these readable

(6:28:37 AM) querns@laptop: oh hey i forgot all about the trello thing

(6:28:46 AM) querns@laptop: fun fact: if it weren't for me you guys wouldn't be using it

(6:28:49 AM) jay_amazingness: trello is love

(6:28:55 AM) the_mittani: tldr: this whole thing started in earnest, as far as we can tell, because boson conned lenny into funding a bunch of this shit

(6:29:38 AM) kcolor: did he take tc's money at least

(6:30:15 AM) querns@laptop: mirana_balari: add querns@gbs.io to the direkkktorate trello

(6:30:17 AM) kcolor: i had to fucking talk pooki out of scamming him

(6:30:28 AM) querns@laptop: user querns

(6:30:34 AM) kcolor: cause he tried to buy 7 titans or something

(6:30:43 AM) querns@laptop: please and thank you

(6:30:54 AM) draghkar: I'm :f5: 'in trello real hard

(6:32:14 AM) tuzy: is this guy like

(6:32:16 AM) draghkar: we flipped a hostile skymarshal weeks ago

(6:32:18 AM) kazanir: merkelchen: add me before i call someone a coon

(6:32:19 AM) draghkar: logs are pending

(6:32:20 AM) tuzy: the equivalent of kcolor

(6:32:22 AM) tuzy: for the enemy?

(6:33:55 AM) the_mittani: highlights:

(6:34:04 AM) the_mittani: blawrf, as we know, was in the c02 treason meeting

(6:34:51 AM) draghkar: blawrf being in on the co2 stuff is the least surprising thing ever

(6:35:19 AM) draghkar: he publicly humped their leg every chance he got

(6:36:13 AM) draghkar: holy christ

(6:36:20 AM) draghkar: co2 see themselves as the ones who were betrayed

(6:37:11 AM) the_mittani: TLDR: Boson tried to be a double agent but was too obvious around mid-march. He arranged much of this whole thing by getting Lenny to pay all these idiots - Boson found and provided the hookups. On 3/31 Seraph Basarab wrote a long article for EN24 claiming credit for a bunch of this shit as well as publicly mentioning Boson's involvement for the first time. This made Boson absolutely flip his shit and he decided to defect in order to 'destroy the thing he helped create', especially because he hates PL and Killah Bee et al pretty much bulldozed into something Boson, Suas, Saber of MC and Lenny created, and are now taking all the public credit. Hilarious logs include how dumb they all are, how much they all hate each other and bitch behind each others backs, Suas getting banned for RMT and more.

(6:39:18 AM) the_mittani: boson has been burned and will be getting us the rest of his logs in his archive once he moves his little altcorp of personal shit into gsf

(6:39:35 AM) the_mittani: which is actually easier to nuke from the allinace than an ingame character if he tries to awox

(6:39:37 AM) dabigredboat: how did he burn himself?

(6:39:40 AM) the_mittani: it's like a condom for the autism

(6:39:45 AM) the_mittani: nope he got caught in a witchhunt

(6:39:49 AM) dabigredboat: oh

(6:39:57 AM) the_mittani: the enemy is paranoid because, unrelated to boson, we've obliterated their spy net

(6:40:03 AM) draghkar: so was caught on false charges but actually guilty of treason anyway?

(6:40:05 AM) veldruk_grimm: nice

(6:40:07 AM) draghkar: loooool

(6:40:12 AM) the_mittani: as you can see in these logs they're down to one razor spy and one fcon spy that they'll ping openly, from OOS

(6:40:22 AM) the_mittani: draghkar: yes

(6:40:23 AM) querns@laptop: i don't get why the spy net thing just unraveled

(6:40:26 AM) querns@laptop: like

(6:40:29 AM) querns@laptop: well

(6:40:30 AM) querns@laptop: nevermind

(6:40:30 AM) the_mittani: opsec

(6:40:32 AM) querns@laptop: not my place

(6:40:32 AM) the_mittani: jesus

(6:40:33 AM) querns@laptop: yeah

(6:40:36 AM) the_mittani: we did stuff

(6:40:37 AM) querns@laptop: sorry

(6:40:39 AM) the_mittani: we nuked their net

(6:40:40 AM) querns@laptop: :prepop:

(6:40:41 AM) the_mittani: they witchhunted

(6:40:42 AM) querns@laptop: YOU DID STUFF????

(6:40:52 AM) the_mittani: realtalk: we made eye contact

(6:40:52 AM) querns@laptop: :wth:

(6:40:57 AM) samahiel: Unheard of!~

(6:40:59 AM) the_mittani: so all their spies exploded and quit eve

(6:50:58 AM) kcolor: look at elise being a shady ass cunt

(6:51:52 AM) the_mittani: it's useful that people in this game have utterly forgotten who and what i am

(6:52:05 AM) the_mittani: as we speak grath and manny are on a tmc show yammering about how i'm just like molle

(6:53:18 AM) markonius_porkbutte: again, it goes against hte narrative endie was feeding them the_mittani. They've built this entire campaign on the basis that you are week and sion_kumitomo is man-handling you and if only you'd listen to Endie and heed his guidance, gsf would be great again.

(6:53:24 AM) the_mittani: endie has nothing to do with this

(6:53:26 AM) the_mittani: that's the best

(6:53:36 AM) the_mittani: he's crowing everywhere on sa etc like ~lord haw-haw~

(6:53:40 AM) markonius_porkbutte: i think he helped paint the background that we were weak for an attack

(6:53:48 AM) the_mittani: and straight up endie is nowhere, not in pl leadership, not in command channels

(6:53:57 AM) Innominate: well most do but I would hope grath and manny actually know better

(6:53:58 AM) the_mittani: endie is what he as always been: someone who posts about how awesome he is without doing work

==== Note: Kcolor posted logs doxxing Captain Thunk to Reddit, then cried about it being deleted by mods ====

(6:55:15 AM) kcolor: haha, elise's phone number

(6:55:20 AM) draghkar: so it's not eep directly

(6:55:24 AM) querns@laptop: oh dear here we go

(6:55:24 AM) kcolor: i kinda want to just text him "we know"

(7:18:44 AM) kcolor: i hope laz reads this shit so he can realize that elise isnt being his friend

(7:19:20 AM) draghkar: elise straight up flipped the XIX coalition

(7:19:41 AM) draghkar: They're saying death isn't feeling well or something and so they could go around him or something

(7:20:23 AM) the_mittani: oh also

(7:20:25 AM) the_mittani: how could i forget

(7:20:31 AM) the_mittani: the logs reveal death approached them for a handout

(7:20:36 AM) the_mittani: not that they approached death

(7:20:37 AM) the_mittani: nbd

(7:20:43 AM) sion_kumitomo: oh yes, that's right

(7:20:43 AM) nymblar: :cawg:

(7:20:46 AM) asher_elias: oof

(7:20:46 AM) the_mittani: i've got company over so uh hey

(7:21:28 AM) the_mittani: oh let's have illum help me shit on our enemies and ccp's pr by helping with the international business times article