My Santa spoiled me with a variety of delights! After doing my redditgifts dance - Wait, does anyone else out there do a special dance when their gifts come in the mail? Mine is like a combination booty shake/shoulder shimmy. And I'm usually beatboxing the pause music from Battletoads while I dance.

ANY-way, after my ritualistic gift-getting dance, I got down to ripping open my boxes.

First, I received a $25 XBox gift card. I couldn't exactly spread it out on my bed and jump into it like Scrooge McDuck, but I did giggle gleefully whilst rubbing it all over myself. Upper body only, mind you; I'm not totally gross. And then I immediately blew the entire wad on a Witcher 3 Wild Hunt Expansion Pass. BOOM.

Next was a selection of gorgeous Zoya nail lacquers. The purple color is called Dannii, and I plan to walk regally while I wear it, and pretend that I'm the mother of dragons. The deep blue shade is Oceane. Beautiful!

Finally, I received 2 books: Good Omens and Sharp Objects. I've never read any Gillian Flynn (though I did enjoy the Gone Girl movie), and this looks like fun summer reading! Good Omens is a great book, but my old copy was pretty tattered. It's nice to have one that hasn't been chewed on by the dog.

Everything is great, and will be put to full use. Thank you, thank you, thank you!