Thursday might have felt like a year’s worth of news packed into one day, but one story that broke through was Donald Trump’s unhinged call-in to his favorite TV program, Fox & Friends. The president spoke nearly uninterrupted for 30 minutes, most of which he spent rambling—ignoring the hosts’ repeated attempts to get a word in edgewise. The president yammered about several topics, including his ties to Michael Cohen, Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation, and Kanye West’s recent pro-Trump tweets. Perhaps most bafflingly, he also somehow managed to tattle on himself for not getting Melania anything for her birthday. Naturally, late night had a field day with the public meltdown—and no one seemed to enjoy it more than Seth Meyers, who dedicated an entire “Closer Look” to the episode.

“Look at those faces!” Meyers marveled. “Those are the expressions of people thinking, ‘What have we done?’ That’s how scientists who test zombie viruses on monkeys look when they see the cage is open and the monkey is gone.”

During the interview, the hosts asked how much of Trump’s legal work Cohen was responsible for. As Meyers pointed out, the smartest strategy for Trump at this point would have been to play up Cohen’s role within his legal team, to assure that their dealings are protected by attorney-client privilege. The president, however, must’ve missed that memo; in his own words, Cohen performed “a tiny, tiny little fraction” of his legal work.

“That’s probably the same answer he gives when his lawyers ask him if he’s paying attention,” Meyers said, imagining a conversation between Trump and his legal team: “‘Donald. Do not talk about this case on TV. Do you understand?’ ‘I do but only a tiny, tiny little fraction . . . Kanye tweeted about me!’”

“Yet somehow that wasn’t the stupidest thing Donald Trump said this morning,” Meyers said. “Because if you’d been publicly accused of paying hush money to cover up multiple affairs, the very least you can do for your wife would be to get her a gift on her birthday. And yet after going out of his way to bring up the fact that today is Melania’s birthday, Trump admitted he hadn’t got her anything.” The president claimed, after some stammering, that he’d bought Melania a “beautiful card,” along with flowers, but Meyers is not convinced: “Let me say this. If you raided the White House right now, you might not find evidence of collusion with Russia—but you would definitely not find a card or flowers. Because if that’s what you got, you lead with that.”

On Daily Show, Trevor Noah was similarly amused. After all, the comedian noted, “Normally when Trump has a bad day, we know Trump watches Fox & Friends and yells at the TV. But today he did the same thing, but we all got to listen in. And you could tell from the start that this was going to be special.”