When:October 21, 2011

Who says so:David Camping guarantees the Bible is super Serious this time

Who gets to go:Christians - those who have accepted Jesus as their personal lord and savior

Who gets to stay:Non-Christians, small woodland creatures, dolphins, and your pets

David Camping spent $100 million over seven years convincing us that the world was going to end. Apparently this was the spiritual rapture which will get us ready for the really, really, real one on October 21st, 2011

This isn't the first time that David might have forgotten to divide by remainder and carry the three. David predicted that the world would end in 1994. He's been reworking the abacus since then, and had calculated that he was 100% certain that the rapture came. In our minds