Will dialogue with your taste buds and argue with you all the way down your throat. The cool taste of Dissimint will cause you to want to sign petitions and protest outside your local church. So rebel against against the flavors of dogmatic ice cream makers who think that flavors should taste like they traditionally did.

Note: Your hair turning gray is not a side effect of Dissimint but an aid to help you fit in with other Dissimint eaters.