Today in Sarah Palin news: She’s trying to get the “Blackie McMuslimcommunist may not be an American” ball rolling again, while also banning any non-English speaking press from asking her any questions, while also demanding she be addressed as “Goveror Palin” even though she quit that job because she was too dumb and ill-tempered to handle it.

Palin went on the air yesterday with some right-wing radio host named Rusty Humphries, who tossed her a line she couldn’t help but bite:

“Would you make the birth certificate an issue if you ran?” “I think the public rightfully is still making it an issue. I don’t have a problem with that. I don’t know if I would have to bother to make it an issue, because I think that members of the electorate still want answers,” she replied. “Do you think it’s a fair question to be looking at?” Humphries persisted. “I think it’s a fair question, just like I think past association and past voting records — all of that is fair game,” Palin said. “The McCain-Palin campaign didn’t do a good enough job in that area.”

And then WCCO in Minneapolis disclosed Palin’s media guidelines for her book tour last night on their website:

For Palin’s appearance at the Mall of America next week WCCO received a list of seven media guidelines, including one stating there can be no foreign press — only English-speaking press and another that said media must address Palin as “Governor.” The other rules include no interviews — but if the media want one, a request must be submitted to her publicist — plus no microphones, only background sound and pictures, and only the first 10 minutes of her appearance can be taped.

Sarah Palin should just be placed in a glass case and put on permanent display at the Mall of America.