Siri is your harshest critic.

Your cellphone's little know-it-all helper is apparently not a Rihanna fan. When you ask her to "play loud farts" — because that is an important task that you would definitely need an automaton to do — she will play (or attempt to play) "What's My Name" by Rihanna, featuring Drake.

Mashable decided to try out this little experiment on our own phones. To our amusement, the brilliant Facebook user's tip worked beautifully — even if it's a little bit of a dig toward the music superstar.

If you ask, you shall recieve... something. A video posted by Andrea Romano (@theandrearomano) on Jul 13, 2015 at 8:38am PDT

Just to rub salt into the wound, this trick doesn't just work on Rihanna fans. We also tried it on iPhones that did not have the song uploaded to iTunes, and Siri still attempted to play it.

First attempt, seems consistent even if you don't have the song. A video posted by Andrea Romano (@theandrearomano) on Jul 13, 2015 at 8:39am PDT

Honestly, the song isn't that bad, Siri. You need to lighten up.