…Lord Cthulhu sent unto me:

Twelve Peppermint Asteroids…

Eleven Robo-Elves…

Ten UFOs…

Nine Fallen Kings…

Eight Plagues of Sugar Plum Fairies…

Seven Snow Djinns…

Six Flaming Yule Log Demons…

FIVE GOLDEN NUKES!

Four Horsemen…

Three Living Beings…

Two Gingerbread Serpents…

And the coming of the Krampus Beast.