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"Shelter Stories 'Steph' I'm Stephan. My wife Staci threw me out of the house. Now I need someone to give me a new home. Someone who appreciates the benefits of living with a syndicated cartoonist. Like the fact that we sit alone in our rooms all day. And are out-of-shape and dress funny. And play video games and smell. And only interact when we want to test our a new joke. 'Not funny' 'What do you know?' And if all that doesn't intrigue you, I promise to be moody, forget your birthday, and complain about any social event you drag me to. 'Is it Christmas AGAIN?' So please. Adopt me." Stephan: I am not up for adoption! Rat: "Oh. And I get cranky when you lock me out of my studio." Pig: You don't smell that bad.