Weird things happen when you’re flying at 39,000 feet: sometimes you find yourself crying to Michael Jackson’s This Is It, or like one gentleman, you may find yourself stripping naked in the middle of a commercial flight.

Such was the case on a regularly scheduled Malindo flight OD162, from Kuala Lumpur to Dhaka Saturday. Not only did the man in question, named on some social media sites as Didar Al Mahmud, take his clothes off, he also attacked a flight attendant.

If that wasn’t awkward and disgusting enough, flight crew reported that he also entertained himself with in-flight pornography on his cell phone, which led to a bit of cabin masturbation for good measure.

The man is reportedly a 20-year-old student currently enrolled at university in Cyberjaya.

Witnesses said they also saw the man walk to the toilet naked, then return to his seat, only to urinate on it.

Apologies, but WHAT IN THE NAME FLIGHT SAFETY AND HUMAN DECENCY IS GOING ON HERE?!

Upon becoming violent when told to get dressed, flight attendants then restrained the naked man for the duration of the flight. That had to have been fun. *shudder*

Call us crazy, but maybe young Mr. Al Mahmud should have been classified as “difficult” and restrained at some point before getting completely naked, watching porn, beating off, walking to the loo naked, and pissing in his seat.

Are we missing something here? Because we once asked for another Diet Coke a bit too tersely and were threatened with some kind of ephemeral “sky law” that made us shut up immediately.

No sooner had passengers landed than the shocking images of what had just happened began to be shared across WhatsApp and Facebook. As one does. He was arrested, clothed, upon arrival.

Malindo Air confirmed the incident, posting to their Facebook page:

In other words, let’s not let things escalate? Cool.

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