Jess says “Like champagne and prosecco close” when talking about how close she was to being principal at her last job. What does she mean by this expression? Is it a common expression?

Champagne and prosecco are both sparkling wines. The difference is that Prosecco is made in Italy while champagne is made in France. That means they are pretty similar to most people.

And no, this is not a common expression – Jess made it up. Well, the writers of the show made it up,…

Why is it funny that Nick yells “but I didn’t do anything!”?