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Roger: I'd say my trout fishing went rather well. Jason: Whoa...that's a full rainbow! Roger: Wait...there's more! Jason: DOUBLE rainbows! Omg! Whoa...man...whoa-ho-ho...omg! Omg! Omg! Woooooooo! They're starting to look like TRIPLE rainbows! Omg! It's full-on double rainbows all the way across the sky! What does this mean?! They're so bright! They're so bright and vivid! Omg! Omg! Andy: I think we got Jason away from the internet not a moment too soon. Roger: We're too late, if you ask me. Jason: (Sob sob) They're so beautiful...