Few things are as quaint and relaxing as when the kids are sprawled out on the floor with crayons and coloring books, letting their vivid imaginations run wild. Except when it’s not. The words “coloring book” no longer mean kid-friendly! So beware, Mom and Dad.

Unless you’re looking to have some seriously awkward talks with your toddler or are interested in having your 5-year-old sleep in bed with you for the next 10 years out of fear from what he saw on the pages, do yourself a favor, and don’t buy any of these seriously inappropriate 14 coloring books.

There are plenty of Dora the Explorer coloring books to go around.