There comes a point in a mans life where he feels the need to pass down a legacy, the time is now. For the low price of $5000 you too may become a bad ass. This car is not just a means of transport, it is a way of life. The firewall says mitzy which loosely translates to "Kick Ass Stealth Ninja car". I stole this from Chuck Norris after I gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face. I broke off his arm and signed the title into my name so it is all legit and legally mine to sell.

Some of the lens covers on the turn signals are broken but if you think that stops me from turning you are sadly mistaken. The first rule I learned in the Mt fuji Training Camp was never tell your enemy what direction you intend to go. I have found this an excellent creed to live life by. They're a few rusted parts on this car, that only shows everybody how bad ass you are and that if they were to question you they could be killed instantly. Most of the parts could be replaced with non rusty parts if you wanted to blend in to the common mortal and practice stealth skills by hiding in plain sight.

This car has 5 speeds and all of them are capable of causing instant death. I have known the common man to reach speeds of 70 mph I will not comment on the top speed that a skilled ninja may accomplish, this you shall find out on your own. If you ask about being firm on the price I will tell you right now that I am NOT. $5k is my starting price, you may want to pay more after you see it in person. If you think you can ask me to sell if for less you could just as well save me the effort and punch yourself in the balls because that is what I might do and you are most likely a sissy and not worthy of this car. If you try to scam me I will swim across the ocean and find you in your dirty mud hut and judo chop your face.

All deals to be done through trademe. 30 yrs EXP of custom airbrushing. Thanks for looking Bruce Greig.