#870063 +( 9879 )- [X] <djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e

<djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b

<djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes

<djahandarie> while i program lines

<djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes

<djahandarie> word, son

<http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,

<http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.

<http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,

<http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.

<http402> Cut the crap rap,

<http402> Or I'll run ettercap,

<http402> Grab your AIM chat,

<http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!

<http402> peace

<djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans

<djahandarie> while i got other plans

<djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right

<djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites

<djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three

<djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi

<djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch

<http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,

<http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.

<http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!

<http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!

<http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,

<http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,

<http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,

<http402> Face it. I rule.

<djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)

<djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets

<djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup

<djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup

<djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage

<djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge

<djahandarie> you say i'm still in school

<djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule

<djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three

<djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e

<http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,

<http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.

<http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.

<http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.

<http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner

<http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner

<http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,

<http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,

<http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,

<http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,

<http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.

<djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P

<djahandarie> You win haha

* http402 takes a bow