Well, hello, fabulous Dita Von Teese and Dita Von Teese's fabulous French-Blue 1939 Packard.


The one woman pinup army poses with her car in a series of shots that's sure to send the price skyrocketing. Cue joke about how the woman isn't included in the price of the car (nyuck, nyuck, nyuck), but seriously — some of these photos? AWOOGA.

With a little over 2 days left, the auction is currently at $18,100.00 — but the reserve hasn't been met yet. Sad trombone.


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[via Daily Mail]