The Biblical solution to ALL World Problems: Burn EVERY Chinese!! - 03-08-2011, 11:11 PM 03-08-2011, 11:11 PM Obama started wrecking America we have been piling up one disaster after another. Our economy is tanking, oil prices are sky high, we have huge problems with the environment and we have a serious energy problem.



Is there a solution to all our problems?

As always there is only one place we have to look for solutions to all our problems: The 1611 Authorized King James Version of the Holy Bible. Using the completely biblically correct approach of burning everyone in China will solve all our problems and will also greatly please our LORD and Savior® Jesus Christ!



Does the Holy Bible really tell us to burn everyone in China!?

It is well known that the Chinese have no morals and have sex with everything and everyone. God demands them to be burned for that: "And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you." Genesis 38:24 "And it came to pass about three months after, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter in law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt."



Also God demands we burn everyone who does not believe in Him, which clearly includes everyone in China: John 15:6 "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned."



So clearly 100% of all people in China deserve to be burned! God demands it! "Let burning coals fall upon them: let them be cast into the fire; into deep pits, that they rise not up again."



How does one burn everyone in China?

In the past a great leader, clearly guided by the Holy Bible, created factories to burn millions of people. Fortunately for us the designs are still available! It will take some good old fashioned American engineering to scale this up to 1.3 billion people, but I have no doubt that we can achieve this.



Does this really solve all our problems?

If everyone in China is dead, they will no longer compete with our economy! China buys huge quantities of oil, so once they stop doing that, oil prices will plummet to acceptable levels! Burning a single Chinese will give you about 300,000 kJ of energy. So burning of all of them will solve all our energy problems! And since the Chinese are the biggest polluters on the planet, burning all of them will be great for the environment!



So my car can run on dead Chinese people?

Well, they don't actually have to be dead yet to serve as fuel for your car, but yes they can. Good old fashioned American steam engine technology can be used for this. Simply shove the Chinese people in the firebox of your car! Watching them try to escape will be great entertainment for your children! Much better than having them play those soul destroying games on a dreadful Gameboy. Ever sincestarted wrecking America we have been piling up oneafter another. Our economy is tanking, oil prices are sky high, we have huge problems with the environment and we have a serious energy problem.As always there is only one place we have to look for solutions to all our problems: The 1611 Authorized King James Version of the. Using the completely biblically correct approach of burning everyone in China will solveour problems and will also greatly please our LORD and Savior® Jesus Christ!It is well known that the Chinese have no morals and have sex with everything and everyone. God demands them to be burned for that: Leviticus 20:14 Also God demands we burn everyone who does not believe in Him, which clearly includes everyone in China:So clearly 100% of all people in China deserve to be burned! God demands it! Psalm 140:10 In the past a great leader, clearly guided by the Holy Bible, created factories to burn millions of people. Fortunately for us the designs are still available! It will take some good old fashionedto scale this up to 1.3 billion people, but I have no doubt that we can achieve this.If everyone in China is dead, they will no longer compete with our economy! China buys huge quantities of oil, so once they stop doing that,to acceptable levels! Burning a single Chinese will give you about 300,000 kJ of energy. So burning of all of them will solve all our energy problems! And since the Chinese are the biggest polluters on the planet, burning all of them will be great for the environment!Well, they don't actually have to be dead yet to serve as fuel for your car, but yes they can. Good old fashioned American steam engine technology can be used for this. Simply shove the Chinese people in the firebox of your car! Watching them try to escape will befor your children! Much better than having them play those soul destroying games on a dreadful Gameboy.

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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."