Sean John Rodriguez (1B/2B/OF, PIT)Shawn RodriguezSeen Rodriguez (I always read Sean like that)Mr. Tough GuyOoooo We Got a Bad Ass HereBRO He Aint Worth It Bro BROEd Hardy IVInigo Montoya with IBSSquelchy- His Gatorade-bashing "HOLD ME BACK BRO (no seriously please hold me back why isn't anyone holding me back)" moment during last year's Wild Card game is the reason we thought to create this public service ...- ... and if that wasn't enough, he then apologized for it with a bible quote , which is one of the more obnoxious things an athlete can do. Don't go all Tebow on us now. Might as well get liquored up on Red Bull Vodkas (seems like that would be his drink) and punch a club bouncer.Proud owner of a .240/.269/.540 slash line against the Cubs in 27 plate appearances. He's more of an adorable scamp than a full-fledged supervillain.- If you should encounter one or more Seans Rodriguez, notify appropriate authorities. Any mediocre righty long reliever should be more than capable of handling the situation.- Do not attempt to disable a Sean Rodriguez with a blast of Axe Body Spray to the eyes. It will only make him stronger and inflame his mating instinct.