SAD... Really

<-- My actual large hand



We hold these truths to be self evident: "Donald Trump has tiny hands"



Ever since I was made aware of the fact that Donald Trump has such tiny hands my whole life changed. How can he make America great again when he has such jaw dropping tiny hands? How can he build a wall with such excessively tiny hands? How can he keep jobs from going oversees with such laughably tiny hands? How can he negotiate better trade deals with such comically tiny hands? And how is he supposed to put America first when he has such ludicrously tiny hands? You expect us to believe we can't find a single american citizen with at least normal sized hands to Make America Great Again instead?



Our greatest risk as Americans is not understanding the gravity of this situation. Sure people might think he is an uninformed bigot, a racist, or a complete narcissist. In reality his erratic behavior may all just be a symptom of his preposterously tiny hands. After speaking to countless experts they unanimously agree that his unquestionably tiny hands may be the problem... and that's the bad part. Unlike being a bigot, a racist, or a narcissist, his ridiculously tiny hands cannot be cured by any known surgery currently available (In North America). Funds collected were initially planned on being used for this purpose but we have spoken to many prestigious plastic surgeons across the country and not a single one would be able to successfully increase the size of Mr. Trump's helplessly tiny hands. Herein lies our challenge.



America needs to wake up and understand that we cannot put the future of our country in the (tiny) hands of someone with such shockingly miniature appendages. Join our movement to create this product. The American people need to know. Wear your shirts with pride. Never give up on spreading this message. Take selfies with it. Wear it to the bar. Wear it to the voting booth.Give a presentation in it. Give a presentation about it. Never give up on spreading this message. With the election just weeks away, our time is now America!

