“I am a classically trained actress, and once I put myself in the shoes of being the wife of Donald Trump, well I just began to lose myself in the shame.”

Written by: Andy Compton

Anastasia Ivanov, 36, has chosen to resign from her very brief role as the body double for Melania Trump in the past couple weeks. Twitter blew up with the conspiracy theory stating that the woman standing next to Donald Trump in recent interviews was not his wife Melania Trump, but a body double hired to stand-in for the first lady, who left Donald weeks ago. It turns out, the theory is accurate. Melania did in fact leave President Trump when she hit her head in a minor accident and miraculously came to her senses, even had an increase in IQ.

“Are you kidding me? HE’S MY HUSBAND?” she said, before bursting into the saddest tears a person has ever shed.

Her body double Ivanov, found herself to also be too rational of a person to even pretend to be in the marriage.

“I just couldn’t handle the shame I felt standing there next to him. I am a classically trained actress, and once I put myself in the shoes of being the wife of Donald Trump, well I just began to lose myself in the shame. It’s similar to what many method actors feel when they sink into a role, into a new character. You inherit their traits. With Melania’s circumstances, I just couldn’t do it.”

Representatives for the Trump administration have denied these reports, claiming that the Melania that left Trump after having an accident was in fact a body double they hired to see if CNN would take the fake news bait, “which they did. Hook, line and sinker! Sad!”