I know I shouldn’t be but I’m actually kind of shocked by the abject stupidity of Chris Matthews’ statement tonight. It’s almost like a blind mute taught him foreign policy and the history of the world these last six years. OK. Let’s dive into the idiocy.

Hold on to your horses, my friends:







OK, moron let me take the tingle out of your leg. Chris, George W. Bush did indeed topple Saddam, but that’s the only one of the four you name that he actually took out. And are you really “nostalgic” for a guy who had “rape-rooms” at his palace and literally hired doctors to amputate limbs from his political enemies? What kind of damn sicko are you?

Now let’s talk about Qaddafi. It wasn’t even Obama who toppled him, it was Hillary Clinton!! And politicians in her own damn party couldn’t figure out why her State Department wanted him out!! Why the hell are you blaming BUSH for that?!?

Assad? Really? Not only did Bush not topple Assad from power, but Obama PROMISED to remove him from his office, and DIDN’T DO IT. How the holy hell are you “nostalgic” for a guy who’s still in power??!?!

And Mubarrak?! It was OBAMA who gladly supported the Muslim Spring that got rid of him and replaced him with the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD. Obama praised the MB, and then they were toppled and are now called terrorists by the stable Egyptian government. HOW THE HELL IS THIS GEORGE BUSH’S FAULT?!?!?!

OK. I’m calming down. Unlocking my caps key. I apologize. I need a beer.