For those who really can’t get enough of themselves: Now you can eat your own face every morning with the toaster selfie.

The customisable kitchen appliance, which has been developed by a US firm (of course), allows you to burn a picture of yourself onto a slice.

Simply send a selfie to Vermont-based Burnt Impressions and have your personal mugshot toaster within a week.

The company, which is behind such creations as the Jesus and Rapture toasters, says on its website: ‘We are good, but remember fine detail is darn near impossible to achieve with heat and toast.


‘If we squint and can’t see your face, we will cancel [the] order and refund your purchase.’

The toasters are sold for $75.

Burnt Impressions also sells glow-in-the-dark refrigerator magnets featuring real slices of Jesus toast cast in acrylic (because why not).