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Hitler found out the German flag on /r/place couldn't be any bigger and wasn't happy.

Hitler and the German flag on /r/place

00:00 - 00:03 Mein Fuhrer, we were making good progress with the German flag on /r/place

00:04 - 00:05 But we ran into some resistance

00:05 - 00:07 from /r/stlouisblues here and r/Megumin here

00:08 - 00:15 We are unable to expand further into their territory

00:17 - 00:19 /r/losangeleskings will help us, they have nothing

00:19 - 00:21 better to do since being eliminated from playoff contention

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 No one told you?

00:31 - 00:33 The Kings haven't had any fans since they started losing

00:34 - 00:36 All the bandwagon fans have left sir

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone except you 3, get back to your computers and start working on that flag

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?

01:15 - 01:17 I ASK FOR THE FUCKING GERMAN FLAG TO TAKE UP

01:18 - 01:23 ALL OF /r/place AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO THAT?

01:25 - 01:28 WE'RE BEING BEATEN BY SOME FANS

01:29 - 01:31 OF A SMALL MARKET NHL TEAM AND ANIME NERDS!

01:31 - 01:34 THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO DER VATERLAND!

01:34 - 01:37 EVEN SWEDEN HAS A LARGE FLAG

01:37 - 01:40 AND THEY USE IKEA MEATBALLS FOR BOMBS!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuher, we did all we could

01:42 - 01:46 BULLSHIT! You could have hired Russian hackers!

01:46 - 01:48 Reddit's servers are too secure for Russian hackers

01:48 - 01:52 If they can influence an American presidential election they can hack a fucking Reddit April Fools prank.

01:53 - 01:54 How hard can it be?

01:56 - 01:57 Fuck the Russians, where was /r/hawks?

01:57 - 02:00 You could have hired them to help us!

02:00 - 02:03 They're a bigger market with more fans!

02:04 - 02:08 They can take a break from watching NBCSN blow Towes to destroy the Bluenote!

02:08 - 02:13 If they don't have a problem with Kane beating up a cab driver over 20 cents

02:14 - 02:16 Then they won't have a problem

02:17 - 02:21 with vandalizing a Bluenote and anime character on the fucking internet!

02:27 - 02:29 At least no one drew a dickbutt on our flag

02:30 - 02:34 And what we have wasn't vandalized

02:34 - 02:36 But it could have been bigger!

02:41 - 02:42 I hope you're happy with it

02:43 - 02:47 Because I know Deutchland can do so much better!

02:48 - 02:53 We beat Brazil 7-1 in the World Cup

02:54 - 02:56 But we can't even have the biggest flag on /r/place!

02:56 - 02:59 because you pussies couldn't even put up a fight!

03:00 - 03:02 I have never felt so impotent in my life!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK, they have pills for that now

03:14 - 03:16 You have failed as generals

03:19 - 03:23 and I have failed as your leader

03:25 - 03:26 Go to /r/stlouisblues

03:31 - 03:33 and /r/Megumin. Offer our surrender.

03:40 - 03:46 Tell the Blues fans we will root for them in the playoffs

03:46 - 03:49 Fuck the Hawks