Saudi Arabia wants Donald Trump to feel at home this weekend.

So in addition to demanding royal chefs master epicurean recipes such as, “Well Done New York Strip Steak With Heinz” and ensuring top officials are familiar with any recent fatwas handed down by Judge Jeanine, the kingdom is also sparing no expense when it comes to entertainment.

This is Trump’s first foreign trip and the Saudis are thrilled to be the first stop. So just in case he is not cooped up in his lavish hotel suite, glued to a satellite feed of Fox News while rage-tweeting about how The Rock is a sissy, he can attend a Toby Keith concert.

Yes, the country star best known for his “boot in your ass” patriotism and blistering love of hot chicks and blackout boozing is set to perform in a country where females are not allowed to attend and alcohol is prohibited. The man who penned a revenge anthem for 9/11, “Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue (The Angry American),” is about to entertain a crowd dressed in mandatory tunics in a country that is getting sued by the families of victims of the worst terrorist attack on American soil.

Hypocrisy, thy name is Toby.

The playlist is not yet known. Or it’s under Secret Service protection. But I’m assuming nervous handlers are strongly advising Keith against certain tracks, including “Whiskey Girl,” “American Soldier,” “If I Was Jesus,” “I Love This Bar,” “Get Drunk And Be Somebody,” and most problematic, “The Taliban Song.”

I can’t see how the Riyadh crowd will be joyously singing along when Keith gets to: “Now we prayed to Allah with all of our might/ Until those big U.S. jets came flyin’ in one night/ They dropped little bombs all over the holy land.”

Here’s the thing: This is not just shaping up to be the weirdest concert of 2017 — it may well destroy any hope of social reform in Saudi Arabia. No good can come from having clerics scrutinize songs such as “Who’s Your Daddy?” or “Beer For My Horses” and then question Western values.

“We must ask why this man is disrespecting this unknown father. And wonder why he is demanding drinks for animals. He could destroy our way of life.”

Thanks, Toby. Just as the country is easing longtime bans on some forms of live entertainment, why must you ruin everything?

A few years ago, as the AP recently reported, “the religious police — known as the Muttawa — would shoo women out of malls for wearing bright nail polish, insist restaurants turn off music and break up gatherings where unrelated men and women were mixing.”

But now there is a movement to relax ultra-conservative edicts. Saudi Arabia is flirting with an image makeover. There is a burgeoning market for everything from Comic-Con to monster truck rallies, from hip hop to the more inexplicable Blue Man Group. Famous actors plan to visit. A new Six Flags theme park could be a reality.

This is great news. I have long believed in the power of pop culture, as both a source of individual inspiration and collective empowerment. I can recall specific moments in my life when a book, an album, a TV show, a film or a concert landed like a thunderbolt, changing how I saw and felt about the world.

But forcing Toby Keith on the Saudis is not going to inspire anyone.

It’s only going to trigger culture shock and more anti-American fear.

While I blame Trump for many things, I’m not blaming him for this. Obviously, his hosts want to impress. They don’t want him to feel homesick. So they obviously brainstormed a list of possible comforts — charred red meat, 400-count sheets, beautiful women, dazzling motorcade, two scoops of ice cream — and then someone piped up with, “Toby Keith! He headlined the inauguration!”

Yes, but only because nobody else wanted to perform.

A recent blurb in Arab News suggests the entire Middle East might not actually know much about Keith, who is apparently “well known for his investment in music, horses and South American restaurants.” Then there is the fact the concert will also feature an Arabian lute player, setting up the possibility of an encore in which strings are gently plucked as Keith bellows, “Ride, camel, ride!” and the crowd bolts for the exits, covering their ears and craving more horrible repression.

I don’t know if Trump will attend. But the concert is males-only, which paves the way for a Mike Pence appearance. Lammt, the Saudi promoter, says it is “sold out” and promises to be a historic event.

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Or it could be an international incident.

God help us if “Red Solo Cup” leads to revolution. Toby Keith in Saudi Arabia is the last thing the world needs right now.

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