Saw a video recently where someone listed where someone from Ireland accidentally(?) picked the U.S. flag for his online gaming profile and was getting ribbed for it, to which he said "I sexually identify as an American."





And it immediately made me think of this. ^_^





"Are you sure your boyfriend's a squirrel? He's really big for that."

"Well, he IDENTIFIES as a squirrel, so. . . Whatever."





I wouldn't worry about the size though. Nick's ZPD application listed him as 4 ft. tall and 80 lbs., which is way bigger than red foxes ever get. Which would, in turn, put Judy somewhere just above 3 ft., which is way bigger than bunnies ever get.







Alternatively, he could be a different species within the Sciuridae family, many of which have "squirrel" in his name, and some of which can be as big as cats.







"He's really big for that."

"That's because he's an Indian giant squirrel." (hugs) "We met in a chat forum for mammals who are constantly being misidentified."