Billie Joe Armstrong is in rehab. You know that because we mentioned it here a few weeks ago and this is where you come to get news. That's a questionable choice. We just don't know how else to say it.

Speaking of questionable choices, we have our suspicions that Billie Joe Armstrong's recent stint in rehab is the result of a scourge that has plagued so many bands before. It's with much concern that we report: Green Day may have a Yoko Ono problem.

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That's not the real Yoko Ono in the video above, of course. That's a woman named Lady Cobra, who fronts the band Mystic Knights of the Cobra. The song is called "Text Messaging Slut." In the video, she dances with a robot that's blessed with a gigantic metal dong.

Yep, we'll wait.

Right. So, why haven't you heard of Lady Cobra before now? Well, a Google search reveals that she doesn't have a Wikipedia page.