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I need a dishwasher dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary.



From me to ********@*********.org:



Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo's Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?



Miguel



From John ******* to Me:



haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.



From Me to John *******:



Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! You want, yes?



From John ******* to Me:



No! No want!



I want THIS







That is called a DISHWASHER. I don't want a porto rican who washes dishes!



From Me to John *******:



Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers - no work ethic. I Mexican - very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride!



Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too.



Miguel



From John ******* to Me:



NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you?



From Me to John *******:



No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle!



Miguel



From John ******* to Me:



dude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater.



NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACI�N DEL LAVAPLATOS.



you comprende?



From Me to John *******:



que?



From John ******* to Me:



oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother



fuck this



Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo's Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?Miguelhaha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! You want, yes?No! No want!I want THISThat is called a DISHWASHER. I don't want a porto rican who washes dishes!Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers - no work ethic. I Mexican - very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride!Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too.MiguelNO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you?No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle!Migueldude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater.NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACI�N DEL LAVAPLATOS.you comprende?que?oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even botherfuck this Previous | Next Share Showing comments 1-25. View all comments Manchester City (2019-11-12 15:49:27)

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@Yoshi: That's not the translation at all. It says "I don't want to hire you! I want to buy a dishwashing appliance!" You can't always translate word for word, you know. Fleur (2013-11-27 00:45:58)

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"Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher." Hahahahaha, laughed for a whole minute, too good! Yoshi (2013-09-09 17:42:42)

Translation: NOT want to hire. I WANT TO BUY AN APPLICATION OF THE DISHWASHER. I wouldn't understand what he was saying either. marcos (2013-08-01 03:17:48)

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"Porto Rican".....? That shit is racist.

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