Now I do this:

ZZZZzzzz....









But I used to do this:





Here's the plan:

Step 1: Play freerolls.

Step 2: Work my way up to my goal my playing increasingly higher stakes games with my winnings.

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit!!!

Starting with zero money and, what can only be described as a poor sense of humor, I intend to make $50,000 by playing online poker.