Commercials can be confusing. Luckily, I have done some research into the subject and have compiled 10 helpful translations to help you better understand what they're really saying:





-A $300 value for only $19.95=A $3.00 value for only $19.95





-The #1 in the world=You cannot prove we are not the #1 in the world.





-We have a 30 day money-back guarantee=We guarantee you'll never get your money back.





-Side of effects of the drug include: headaches, cramps, heart failure, coma, pregnancy, death, and the disease this drug was created to prevent=Don’t sue us if you get more sick.





-Perfect for the whole family=Buy one for everyone in your family.





-4 out of 5 dentists approve=We couldn’t say 5 out of 5 without being sued.





-Listen to all our happy customers=Listen to the customers we paid to be on this commercial.













-For contest: No purchase necessary=You do not have to purchase to enter, but we make it incredibly annoying to enter otherwise.





-You get it for a low price, plus shipping and handling=The price is low, but wait until you see the huge price of shipping and handling.





-For only 5 easy payments of $39.95=$200





Commercials can be confusing, but I hope this guide has helped you better understand them.





-The Anon Blogger





Comment Questions: Do you think this should become a series on the blog? If so, what other popular commercial clichés should I translate next? Also, if I designed some T-Shirts based on the blog, would you be interested?





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