I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

Easy E Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury

I Like Drugs And Child Abuse

Laughing While Lennard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison

I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis

I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos

Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)

I Paid J. Howell To Rape You

I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway

Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us

I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You

I Lit Your Baby On Fire

I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog

Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck

You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag

I Made Your Kid Get A.I.D.S. So You Could Watch It Die

Into The Oven

I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid

The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunts

I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died

Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny

I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert

Being Ignorant Is Awesome

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

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I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women Backing Vocals – Nate Linehan Vocals [Intro, Outro] – Helen Papavizas