This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi



Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar



Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman



Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac



Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones



An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates



Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole



Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson



A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb



If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen



Every next level of your life will demand a different you. - Unknown



The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik



All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson



I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush



Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson



When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster



People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown



Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler



Life doesn't require that we be the best, only that we try our best. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.



One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde



If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies



Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump



All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway



Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman



Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans



Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes



You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill



Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf



If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy



Adjustments are necessary along the way because life isn't always rosy, but it is always worth living. - Nick Vujicic



When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon



The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland



Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner



Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen



Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey



To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot



Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan



The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias



When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray



