Do you have a deep desire to impress your neighbors? Do you live in a neighborhood where the latest Porsche 911 just isn't good enough? What's that you say? Your champagne taste doesn't match your beer bankroll. No worries. Buy a Porschini. What? You've never heard of a Porschini. No problem! Neither had we until we stumbled upon a listing for a 2009 Lamborghini Murcielago priced at only $45,000. Why so cheap? Is it a wreck? Is it a joke? Turns out it's a little bit of both.

According to the seller's listing this Lambo started life as a 2000 Porsche Boxster S. That's right, a Boxster. Today, for reasons known only to the original owner (and perhaps their therapist) the frame has been stretched, a full body kit added, original Lambo wheels shod with P-Zero's mounted and charging bull logos placed in all the right spots. And, for just $45k this creation abomination* can be yours. Talk about platform sharing....

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*In all fairness, even though we're not big fans of these conversions, this particular job is fairly well done. The Porsche/Lambo sits a bit high and a few things don't look right, but otherwise it's pretty damn close to the real thing, at least from 20 feet away.

[Source: Automoto.org via Greenwoodautos]