Ho-Lee-Fuk. My Santa knocked it out of the god damned park. I was actually surprised to have it delivered today, as it was just shipped about 2 days ago. I couldn't wait till i got home, so i tore into it while at work.

First thing i did was read their letter. It sort of laid out what i was about to receive. I had mentioned that i recently got back into the gym and how much i enjoyed it, so they referenced that. Then the word "swifty" caught my eye. Now, I've been a huge Taylor Swift fan for years now. I'm not in the closet about it, all my friends know.

My SS got me a friggen signed head-shot by T-Swift herself!! I ran around my office, parading it around to show my co workers, way more excitedly than a 30 year old male should have, but i didn't care. I was, and still am, so monstrously excited for this. I can't wait to pick out a gaudy frame for it and hang it somewhere in my apartment for all to see upon entering.

On to the 2nd gift. I saw the tank, and thought "sweet, i can't wait till i can fill it out and maybe sport it for next summer," as i live right by the beach. But then i turned it around and noticed it has fucking "RUM HAM" on the front, in reference to my favorite TV show, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

So, to appease Mac, i need to pack on tons of mass and i'll rep it with pride.

Again, THANK YOU for, seriously, the best SS experience I've had in years.

Payohday, you're amazing.