Pish Tosh! christopher robin may have his "fancy friends" but Calvin has a transmogrifier gun handy at all times! Plus, Hobbes actually has the killer instinct of a tiger, unlike that Tigger moron.



If Hobbes were to take out the weaker ones (starting with Rabbit, then going on to gopher, piglet, owl and roo) Calvin can transmogrify either himself or the others, thus rendering them harmless.



Afterwards, they can just beat the rest of them to a pulp