Surgeons were stunned when they opened up Katie Hopkins’ head only to find a hateful little gremlin where her brain should have been.

Katie was scheduled to undergo brain surgery to cure her epilepsy (with the hope her chronic twatism might be linked) but surgeons found something quite remarkable.

‘I’ve been a surgeon for 24 years,’ said Dr Munter, ‘and I’ve never seen anything like it before. When we opened up Katie’s head, instead of a brain, we found an ugly little gremlin. It was covered in sores and puss and looked half-dead. As soon as it realised what was going on it started spewing the most vile, hateful comments I’ve ever heard. The nurse on hand actually fainted.’

All the surgeons could do was quickly stitch Katie back up.

The findings have baffled the medical world as it was previously believed that it was impossible to live without a brain. However that still may be the case according to a hypothesis by a Dr Thermite.

‘I strongly believe that the being we know as Katie Hopkins is no more than a vessel: a hollow shell for this strange creature to control. The reason for her seizures may be a breakdown in the gremlin’s control functions. It’s clear, from what the surgeons have reported, that this creature holds a lot of hate. It could very well be an extraterrestrial being that is parasitic in nature. Katie may have been a normal human being who had her brain eaten by the creature and then was taken under its control. She was probably a lovely person before all this happened.’

But others aren’t convinced by this hypothesis. As one commenter said: ‘Katie Hopkins: a lovely person? I just can’t ever imagine that.’