man (holding ticket): i WON! i won the big prize! THE BIG ONE! man (looking at ticket): wait a minute. what is this for? man: free sunny D for life? seriously? representative: congratulations! i'm from sunny delight beverages! man: can i unwin? sunny d guy: nope! a warehouse of sunny D is on the way to your apartment as we speak! man: no! NO! i don't want that! sunny d guy: too late! this also includes replacing all current liquids in your apartment with sunny D man: nooooo! *that night* *man is taking a shower and it's sunny d coming out of the shower head*