The jerk store called …

As Twitchy reported earlier Thursday, President Trump was so impressed by a video of Joe Biden groping Joe Biden and sniffing his hair while he was explaining his “tactile” approach that he retweeted it, adding “WELCOME BACK JOE!”

It took Biden a few hours, but he finally came up with that “clapback” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is supposedly so good at she teaches other members of Congress how to do it:

I see that you are on the job and presidential, as always. https://t.co/j7wh3opXOv — Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 4, 2019

First, we wouldn’t take jabs at being “on the job and presidential” when your boss was taking time out to play with a selfie stick for BuzzFeed or sit for an interview with a YouTube star who wears green lipstick and bathes in milk and cereal or “slow jam the news” on late night TV.

Second, we can’t argue with either of these replies.

Schoolmarming ain't gonna cut it. Rule of thumb: if Hillary could have tweeted it, it's a bad tweet. https://t.co/AuJdSMQvxX — Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) April 4, 2019

This is another thing he shouldn’t have touched. — Dustin J. (@DustinJerm) April 4, 2019

True.

His campaign is officially toast. Not because of his scandal (Dems can do whatever they want) but because he just responded to Trump clowning him. You don't jump into the ocean to fight Aquaman. https://t.co/XAjFlzLQSt — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 4, 2019

How the hell can you possibly hope to out troll this man? He never takes a day off, he's always working on improving his trolling. That's the mark of a champion. https://t.co/oOOMV8Wryt — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 4, 2019

Same reason why you don't put on a sheep costume to fight Beto — Alex Muresianu (@ahardtospell) April 4, 2019

Aw, come on now – don't be so touchy. ?? — Kris Williams (@KrisWilliams) April 4, 2019

Someone’s a little touchy today… — JT Lewis (@thejtlewis) April 4, 2019

He may have a ghost tweeter. — fully unlawful and, believe it or not, coyotes (@fullylawful) April 4, 2019

Another intern will lose her job. Too bad, though. Her hair smells amazing. #timestamp — Svilen Petrov (@petrov_svilen) April 4, 2019

Warren learned the hard way — Ibrahim (@__ibrahimali) April 4, 2019

Only three things in life are certain, birth, death, and the libs owning themselves again and again — Zee Nagioff (@ZeeNagioff) April 4, 2019

You can’t snow the ⛄️ — almond milk fan (@WhatsTheUtility) April 4, 2019

Mic drop ? — What_da_puck! (@tlschrades) April 4, 2019

Biden’s response the best since Costanza’s Jerk Store comeback — Uncredentialed (@uncredentialed) April 4, 2019

A smart Democrat would run all the way to November without acknowledging him by name or responding to a single direct challenge. Zero eye contact at the debates, even during the handshakes. — Daniel Foster (@DanFosterType) April 4, 2019

A smart Democrat, you say …

Nothing but respect for my shitposter in chief — PAPSIG (@JT_goddly89) April 4, 2019

The guy stood on stage and talked about his dick and Rubio was the one who came away looking like a fool. — Coshoct (@Coshoct) April 4, 2019

@JoeBiden Got a little high off the last womens hair spray and decided to tweet…. — Brian Williams (@BrianWi40371369) April 4, 2019

Trump is teeing him up. He's getting the media and dems to come out on Joe's side. Get ready for something more about Ukraine and Joe to appear — on the couch (@jimbo77767) April 4, 2019

Yep, conventional wisdom says that "Ole Joe" has a chance, perhaps the best chance to beat Trump. There is no one, declared or rumored to be running, that has a prayer. Frankly, I doubt anyone will emerge. The dems should be looking at setting up 2024. — Paul Bove (@pbove1) April 4, 2019

Biden's troll game sucks — harrison bergeron (@harrisonberger0) April 4, 2019

Is this election going to be played out on Twitter before the primary debates even happen?

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