GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (of throans): THE TV SHOW: THE GAME Please read the text below. It is very helpful. Also, kindly unmute your computer.

You are Joan Sno, a yellow bar who must kill a group of wyte walkers and dargons to defend your lover (and relative), Darnerius Stormbron of House Targaron.

Since you're so fearless, you'll literally throw yourself into the fight, using your body to whack a magic ball at your enemies. If you hit them enough (5 times for a walker; 7 times for a dargon), they'll die. Unfortunately, your enemies have special powers they'll use on you to stay alive. When you hit a walker with the ball, it will fire off two ice missiles. If you're struck by one, your vision will be frozen and you won't be able to see where you are for the next 1.4 seconds. Dargons will fire (wait for it) fireballs. If one hits you, it will discombobulate you. If the Lord of Light (a random number generator) is especially unhappy with you, you'll have images of fire seared into your vision and will probably die. Do you have what it takes to be the King in the North? If so, please proceed to the next paragraph for controls. And remember, as Kahl Khaleesi Lannister Tyrell once said, "Valar Morghulis".

Click anywhere in the game window to begin the battle. While playing, use your mouse to control your location. After killing all the dargons and wyte walkers, you'll win! On the off chance you don't do that and you miss your magic ball three times, you'll lose. If you'd like to be dishonorable and cheat, press the space bar to remove all projectiles on the screen and freeze the fire in your head.

Please be warned that this game has high frequency flashing images and may trigger adverse physical consequences in seizure susceptible players.