I'm sure you've heard about this BULLSHIT , where the SUPREME COURT of all people have turned their backs on the TRUTH and decided to let some guy with a name that DOESN'T SOUND VERY AMERICAN TO ME be President. Well I'd like to see this so called "Supreme Court" stop me and my caps lock key from exposing the truth. Using the pages on the Internet thatI've uncovered the shocking truth about Obama's secret life! Read on, but be warned that the revelations are so outrageous, that your head's ass might just crap its pants! __ April 4th, 1960: Barack Hussein Obama is born in a secret Masonic chapel beneath the streets of Paris. With genetic material scraped from the shroud of Turin and eggs stolen from an unconscious Marilyn Monroe, Obama is carried to term in the womb of a mysterious three headed dog, ancient beyond man's ken. For the first few months of his life he is raised by a shadowy cabal of ancient knights and professional baccart players, who program him with the knowledge he will need to one day destroy America.Summer 1961: An infant Obama is secretly taken to Hawaii on a submarine powered by free energy. August 4th, 1961: Barack Obama is "born" in Hawaii. November 22nd, 1963: Barely three years old, Obama is devastated to hear that his close friend John F Kennedy has been killed. Obama vows to dedicate his life to fighting criminals in their own element, and begins years of audacious