THE HIPPIE JAM BAND FESTIVALIS NOW 14 MILES IN DIAMETER

AND 500,000HIPPIES THICK.

MY GOD...

IN LESS THAN THREE DAYS

ALL OF SOUTH PARK WILL BECOMPLETELY CONSUMED.

OUR ONLY HOPE IS TOFIGHT OUR WAY

TO THE VERY CENTER OF THE CROWDAND REACH THE HEART, HERE.

IF WE CAN REACH THE STAGE

WE CAN UPLOAD THIS SLAYER C.D.INTO THEIR MUSIC SYSTEM.

HIPPIES CAN'T STANDDEATH METAL.

IF EVERYTHING WORKS,THEY SHOULD DISPERSE

JUST BEFORE THEYCONSUME US ALL.

NICE PLAN, KID, EXCEPTIT HAS ONE GIANT FLAW--

THAT HIPPIE CROWDIS MASSIVE--

HOW THE HELL ARE WESUPPOSED TO GET THROUGH IT

AND REACHTHE STAGE ?!

WE DRILL.

I'VE DESIGNED A VEHICLETHAT CAN BORE ITS WAY

THROUGH EVEN THEDENSEST HIPPIE CROWD.

THE PILOTS INSIDEWOULD BE SAFE

FROM THE POT SMOKE ANDTHE CRAPPY MUSIC OUTSIDE.

YOU'RE ACTUALLYSUGGESTING THAT SOMEBODY

DRIVES RIGHT INTO THEHEART OF THAT MOB ?

IT'S A SUICIDE MISSION !

NOT JUST SOMEBODY--

I NEED A COMPLETE TEAMTO OPERATE THIS VEHICLE.

ALONG WITH ME I'M GONNA NEEDA SCIENTIST, AN ENGINEER

AND OF COURSE, A BLACK PERSONWHO CAN SACRIFICE HIMSELF

IN CASE SOMETHINGGOES WRONG.

I'M THE ONLYSCIENTIST IN TOWN.

I'M YOUR ENGINEER.

HONEY, NO !

I HAVE TO DO IT, STEVEN.

ALL RIGHT, THEN WE JUST NEEDA BLACK PERSON

WHO CAN SACRIFICE HIMSELFIN CASE SOMETHING GOES WRONG...

ANYONE WILL DO, ANYONE WHOMEETS THE QUALIFICATIONS...

LET'S SEE...

OH I KNOW,HOW ABOUT--

YEAH, YEAH,I GET IT, FINE !

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE ACTUALLYLISTENING TO THIS !

IT'S A CRAZY PLAN !

YOU GOTA BETTER IDEA, STEVEN ?

DAMMIT, MY SONIS IN THERE !

THERE'S NO MORE TIMEFOR IDEAS !

WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS VEHICLEUP AND OPERATIONAL

IN LESS THANTHREE DAYS.

LOOK, IT'S A LONG SHOT,

BUT IT'S ALSOTHE ONLY SHOT WE...

( sneezes )GOT.