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Incorrect! It was Hitler this time.



What a drama queen.

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HP Lovecraft has been growing in popularity in recent years, and I've been seeing fans obess over his work in growing number, going so far as to idolize the man, owning busts of him and plastering quotes from his personal writings everywhere. He's become a very fashionable person to hold in high regard, and that often seems to be done without full knowledge of his body of work. Yes, he wrote some incredibly influential books, but he also wrote a lot of very heinous things as well.



You know who else said a lot of heinous things about minorities?



That's right.



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//Hitler.//



You'll be shown a series of quotes, and you should do your best to figure out if the person speaking is Adolf Hitler, or HP Lovecraft. Points will be tallied and will determine your ending!



//This game contains really hateful quotes and quoted racial slurs. If this isn't a thing you feel like reading, I would suggest not playing this!//



Click that shit, yo.



[[Start The Game|Game]]!

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Incorrect! Wrong shitlord!



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<<set $points = $points + 1>><html><center><img src="http://i.imgur.com/InifL.jpg"></center></html>Correct! It was Lovecraft!



[[Next.|Question3]]

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Incorrect! It was Hitler who said it that time!



(but he was probably THINKING it.)



[[Next.|Question4]]

<<set $points = $points + 1>><html><center><img src ="http://i.imgur.com/rLhzG.gif"></center></html>Correct! It was Lovecraft!



What a load of crap.



[[Next.|Question5]]

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Correct!



I don't think he gets "science"





[[Next.|Question6]]

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Correct! It was Lovecraft.



Again.



[[Next.|Question7]]

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Correct! Yet again, it was HP Lovecraft.



He probably had to write about alien worlds because good god did he not understand ours.



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"The result of all racial crossing is therefore in brief always the following:

(a) Lowering of the level of the higher race;

(b) Physical and intellectual regression and hence the beginning of a slowly but surely progressing sickness.

To bring about such a development is, then, nothing else but to sin against the will of the eternal creator. And as a sin this act is rewarded."



Who wrote this awful piece of crap?



[[Adolf Hitler|Hitler1]]

[[H.P. Lovecraft|Lovecraft1]]

Who's this douchebag?



"Therefore it is wise to discourage all mixtures of sharply differentiated races - though the color line does not need to be drawn as strictly as in the case of the negro, since we know that a dash or two of Mongolian or Indian or Hindoo or some such blood will not actually injure a white stock biologically."



[[Adolph Hitlurr|Hitler5]]

[[H. Pee Lovekraft|Lovecraft5]]

Who is being kind of emo here?



"'Equality' is a joke - but a great abbey or cathedral, covered with moss, is a poignant reality."



[[Adolphin Hitler|Hitler4]]

[[H.P. Hovercraft|Lovecraft4]]



Are you kinda depressed yet? These are awful.



"It is a fact, however, that sentimentalists exaggerate the woes of the average negro. Millions of them would be perfectly content with servile status if good physical treatment and amusement could be assured them, and they may yet form a well-managed agricultural peasantry."



Which jerkstore spewed this bile?



[[Adololf Hitler|Hitler7]]

[[H.P. WorldOfWarcraft|Lovecraft7]]

"However, that wouldn't work in Poland or New York City, where the Jews are of an inferior strain, and so numerous that they would essentially modify the physical type."



Wow. What a prick.



But which prick is the real question!



[[Adolf Buttler|Hitler6]]

[[H.P. Loveboat|Lovecraft6]]

Which one of the two weird lookin dudes had this to say about his descent in to being a person with horrible ideas about race?



"I was not in agreement with the sharp anti-Semitic tone, but from time to time I read arguments which gave me some food for thought."



[[A-dawg Hitler|Hitler3]]

[[H.P. "Hit Point" Lovecraft|Lovecraft3]]

Which jerk wrote this awful string of words?



"Of the complete biological inferiority of the negro there can be no question he has anatomical features consistently varying from those of other stocks, and always in the direction of the lower primates... Equally inferior and perhaps even more so is the Australian black stock, which differs widely from the real negro. In dealing with these two black races, there is only one sound attitude for any other race (be it white, Indian, Malay, Polynesian, or Mongolian) to take and that is to prevent admixture as completely and determinedly as it can be prevented, through the establishment of a colour line and the rigid forcing of all mixed offspring below that line."



[[Adolf Hitler|Hitler2]]

[[H.P. Lovecraft|Lovecraft2]]

Hitler or Lovecraft?

"Race prejudice is a gift of nature, intended to preserve in purity the various divisions of mankind which the ages have evolved."



Who gave us this gift of stupidity?



[[Adolf Shitler|Hitler9]]

[[H.P. Lovecrap|Lovecraft9]]

"Mankind has grown great in eternal struggle, and only in eternal peace does it perish."



Waaah waaah waaah. Who does this blubbering belong to?



[[Adong Hitler|Hitler8]]

[[Howie Lovebug|Lovecraft8]]

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Incorrect! It was Hitler again.



No wonder he couldn't cut it in art school. Heavy handed much?



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Correct!



I don't think ANYTHING could've made life endurable around him.



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Correct! The douche in question was Lovecraft.



Not just racist, but kind of a dick to everyone.



[[Next.|Question11]]

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Incorrect! It was Hitler.



Seriously. Wikipedia. It's not that hard.

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Correct!



I'm not really sure he's in any position to be calling other people vastly inferior but SURE WHATEVER GUY.



Prick.

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Correct!



This.



This is the poem that made me want to make a game.



Reading this after hearing someone who fancies themselves a forward thinking progressive person bought a bust of this man because she loved his work so much.



She was horrified when I sent her to some of his other work.



And then this game idea was born.



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"When, long ago, the gods created Earth

In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.

The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;

Yet were they too remote from humankind.

To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,

Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.

A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,

Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger."



A real live human being wrote this.



An adult human thought "golly gee, I know what would make a great poem! I'll just rush on home and put pen to paper and ah! That's the stuff! Brilliant."



And then he jerked off to himself whilst farting.



Which repugnant man with a broken brain wrote this tripe?



[[Adolf Hitler|Hitler15]]

[[H.P. Lovecraft|Lovecraft15]]

"The Black is vastly inferior. There can be no question of this among contemporary and unsentimental biologists... But, it is also a fact that there would be a very grave and very legitimate problem even if the Negro were the White man's equal."



I literally had to stop what I was doing and just rub my eyes for a second after re-reading that quote for formatting errors.



Pick your shitmagician:



[["Adolf Hitler? I barely knew her!"|Hitler14]]

[["Make H.P. Lovecraft, not War."|Lovecraft14]]



"The Jew has always been a people with definite racial characteristics and never a religion."



Hahaha wow, it's like he didn't even wikipedia that one. What maroon said that gem?



[[Adork Hitler|Hitler11]]

[[H.P. Hatecraft|Lovecraft11]]





"The only saving grace of the present is that it's too damned stupid to question the past very closely."



Clever. Who said it?



[[Adong Hitler|Hitler10]]

[[R.L. Stein-Er, I mean H.P. Lovecraft|Lovecraft10]]

Who turned his head skyward and vomited this nonsense in to the atmosphere?



"The only thing that makes life endurable where Blacks abound is the Jim Crow principle, and I wish they'd apply it in New York both to Niggers and to the more Asiatic types of puffy, ratfaced Jews!"



[[Ahole Hitler|Hitler13]]

[[H.Prick Lovecraft|Lovecraft13]]

Which poor tortured artist this shitty prose belong to?



"At times of the bitterest distress, fury against him finally breaks out, and the plundered and ruined masses begin to defend themselves against the scourge of God."



[[Aderp Hitlerp|Hitler12]]

[[Herp Perp Lovederp|Lovecraft12]]

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Incorrect! It was Lovecraft.



This guy. This fucking guy.

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Correct!



What a drama queen.

[[Next.|Question9]]

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Incorrect! Yet again, it was HP Lovecraft.



He probably had to write about alien worlds because good god did he not understand ours.



[[Next.|Question8]]

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Incorrect. It was Lovecraft.



Again.

[[Next.|Question7]]

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Incorrect! It was Lovecraft this time!



I don't think he gets "science"



[[Next.|Question6]]

<html><center><img src="http://i.imgur.com/rLhzG.gif"></center></html>Incorrect! It was Lovecraft this time. What a jerk.



[[Next.|Question5]]

<<set $points = $points + 1>><html><center><img src="http://i.imgur.com/0vzTY.jpg"></center></html>Correct! It was Hitler! What a dick!



[[Next.|Question4]]

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Incorrect! It was Lovecraft!



[[Next.|Question3]]

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You guessed right! It was Hitler!



What a shitlord.



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Correct!



This guy. This fucking guy.

[[Next.|Question10]]

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Incorrect! It was Lovecraft!



I don't think ANYTHING could've made life endurable around him.



[[Next.|Question14]]



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Correct!



No wonder he couldn't cut it in art school. Heavy handed much?

[[Next.|Question13]]

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Correct!



Seriously. Wikipedia. It's not that hard.

[[Next.|Question12]]

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Incorrect. The douche in question was Lovecraft.



Not just racist, but kind of a dick to everyone.



[[Next.|Question11]]

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Incorrect. Actually fucking incorrect. Can you believe that shit?



This.



This is the poem that made me want to make a game.



Reading this after hearing someone who fancies themselves a forward thinking progressive person bought a bust of this man because she loved his work so much.



She was horrified when I sent her to some of his other work.



And then this game idea was born.



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Incorrect! It was Lovecraft!



I'm not really sure he's in any position to be calling other people vastly inferior but SURE WHATEVER GUY.



Prick.



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Zoe Quinn

Phew. That was a total barrage of awful words, wasn't it? I am so very sorry about that.



Let's see how you did!

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Thanks so much for playing. This game was made as part of the 0 Hour Game Jam, a one-hour jam that took place during the hour that we set our clocks back.



Feel free to check out my other weird projects at www.beesgo.biz. I hope you enjoyed this!