You might be unfamiliar with Crystal Kay, but that's all about to change. The Japanese popstar isn't new to the game: getting her start at age thirteen, she's been a singer, songwriter, radio host and actress, recording ten full-length albums before the age of 27. Impressive, to say the least!

Her latest endeavor is "Dum Ditty Dumb," a bilingual track that has Kay experimenting with a variety of genres. The result is a completely bizarre and totally catchy pop anthem, and we've got no complaints here.