Hello, fine people of the world!

I’m stumbling around the web, and I get a GIF in some aggregator sites. I’m initially thinking – it must be one of those fake banners stolen from Volkor, used to sell non-existing video games. The ones they don’t even show you screenshots from, but promise to give you the best sex game ever – right after you hand over all your credit card details.

I fancy myself as a connoisseur of sexiness, so when I see nice imagery I reverse search to try and get at the source. Turns out there is an actual mini-game behind the low-quality gif. So, let us get a feel for its titties, as it were.

Apparently, we are in an unspecified school which has a very castle looking cellar and a potion class. Just a beautiful way to imply magic, but not really bother to go in fiddle with details.

We are also conveniently a ghost in charge of maintaining that students don’t go being too naughty. How we are going to do that by toughing their boobs or pussies is a bit of paradox. But, then again ghosts are generally immune to sexual harassment issues and this is part of our job description, so – off we go.

Interestingly enough whoever built this managed to put plenty of quality into a 50mb package. Probably any of the trashy music albums of the world are larger than that.

The mini-game is pretty straight forward. It took the up close and personal approach of that old deep-throat flash game and expanded it to a larger interactive scene.

You touch the girls, she gets more excited as you continue and things get heated up. Very well done I should say, from the visuals to the motion rigging it’s pretty cool. Better than most sex scenes on adult game platforms actually.

I’ve always had a special appreciation for games that let you command the amount of undress the character is in at all times. Some of us want half the body to be dressed while we are playing with the other half. Gives you something to look forward to taking off, while you are munching on her boobs or her other lips.

Decent animations, decent camera control, alright sound. What a neat little sexy package. You can name your own price, or get it for free. Or if you are a real baller, roll out a few dollars to get the HD version.

Sex games should really learn from this instead of throwing us stale JPGs retraced from pornhub or hentai on rule32.

The last time I was this well surprised was at some shoddy cafeteria where a tall blond statuesque green-eyed waitress offered free ice cream cones to customers.

“Well, how lovely, don’t mind if I do.”

“You are welcome.”

I checked the dev’s Patreon, apparently, he is not actively working or pulling any funds.

You can check the game out here: