THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

We got some jokes about Earth: Final Conflict in this one!

Sure, we talk about some more relevant stuff like Guardians of the Galaxy II and the new trailer for The Dark Tower, but I'm very proud of myself for doing jokes about Earth: Final Conflict before my inevitable heart attack later this month. Enjoy, folks!

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Cake Boss Ralph

Crystal Beth

Sriracha

And produced, as always, by Zwick!

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