Oh, that was some press conference, huh?

Donald Trump was in rare deform this morning, first screaming at NBC’s Peter Alexander and later making the only trustworthy person on the dais cringe over the continuing politicization of the most dire emergency we’ve faced in more than a decade.

First, this:

x . @realDonaldTrump is not a leader. What a pathetic man.

Heaven help us.#CoronaVirusUpdate pic.twitter.com/e3HNkKtLrt — Randy Bryce (@IronStache) March 20, 2020

ALEXANDER: What do you say to Americans who are watching you right now who are scared? TRUMP: I say that you’re a terrible reporter, that’s what I say. … I think it’s a very nasty question, and I think it’s a very bad signal that you’re putting out to the American people. The American people are looking for answers and they’re looking for hope, and you’re doing sensationalism, and the same with NBC and Con-cast. I don’t call it Comcast, I call it Con-cast. Let me just say something, that’s really bad reporting. And you ought to get back to reporting instead of sensationalism. Let’s see if it works. It might and it might not. I happen to feel good about it, but who knows? I’ve been right a lot. Let’s see what happens.

Hmm. Looks like the coronavirus has precipitated a sudden Adderall shortage. Please, someone get him his binky. Maybe dip it in brandy or, I don’t know, chloroform.

And then this:

x Note FauciÃ¢ÂÂs reaction when Trump makes a deep state joke at the podium pic.twitter.com/cbNBxgqhRO — Brandon Wall (@Walldo) March 20, 2020

Thank you, Anthony Fauci, for being a patriot. It must be tough having to take a backseat in a clown car when you’re not actually a clown.

You are working for us. The rest of them are trying to save their own ignorant arses.

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