Rejected Staff Suggestions for the Happy Hills Elementary School’s State Standards Test Cheer

Be a star!

In life you’ll go far!

At answering multiple choice standardized test questions!

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Do your best!

On the test!

Your teacher’s evaluation and very likely his or her job may depend on the results!

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Be efficient!

Reach proficient!

And you’ll no longer be labeled by the state as Basic, Below Basic, or Far Below Basic!

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Come on, let’s go!

Show what you know!

Do well enough and the Happy Hills Elementary School will avoid staff dissolution and state take-over for another year!

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Do your part!

Show us you’re smart!

But forget about a career that requires a knowledge of social studies, history, or art!