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On the scene for Trump's election night realization that he's fucked.

Election night 2016 in the bunker

00:00 - 00:03 The first results have come in

00:04 - 00:05 Georgia and South Carolina

00:05 - 00:07 are comfortably yours

00:08 - 00:12 Texas, Missouri, and Tennesee

00:12 - 00:15 are well within reach.

00:17 - 00:19 North Carolina and Florida

00:19 - 00:21 will make America great again.

00:24 - 00:26 Mr. Trump,

00:27 - 00:28 North Carolina...

00:31 - 00:33 North Carolina's polls already closed.

00:34 - 00:36 They are projected up three for Hillary.

00:53 - 00:58 If your name isn't Conway, Christine, Pence, or Gingrich, get out.

01:13 - 01:15 This is a total fraud!

01:15 - 01:17 You all told me we were winning!

01:18 - 01:23 All you low energy chokers dragged me down!

01:25 - 01:28 Who's gonna beg me for an endorsement now? Carly Fiorina?

01:28 - 01:31 No one wants to watch a loser on Trump TV.

01:31 - 01:34 Suddenly no one's returning my calls

01:34 - 01:37 and my hotels are pulling my name down.

01:37 - 01:40 Paul Ryan is laughing all the way back to the Kochs.

01:40 - 01:42 Trump, he's just trying to win the downticket-

01:42 - 01:46 I'm not on the down ticket! He won't even be speaker in a year!

01:46 - 01:48 Even after the Billy Bush video he kept his endorse-

01:48 - 01:52 But he cut off my campaign funds and removed me from events.

01:53 - 01:54 Those elite pricks hated me.

01:56 - 01:57 They put up with me.

01:57 - 02:00 Just as long as I dragged their voters to the polls,

02:00 - 02:03 they'd do anything I told them to.

02:04 - 02:08 Now everyone knows I don't pay my workers

02:08 - 02:13 and don't pay out to charity

02:14 - 02:16 and I'm walking into a court in a week!

02:17 - 02:21 That's gonna go over just great in a fraud trial!

02:27 - 02:29 My name was my only asset-

02:30 - 02:34 and now I'm going to be Mr Loser. #Sad

02:34 - 02:36 How can I talk shit on twitter now?

02:41 - 02:42 Thirty years of this shit

02:43 - 02:47 and now my brand is complete shit. Even my children!

02:48 - 02:53 I can't go back to selling condos.

02:54 - 02:56 Who's even going to go to my casinos?

02:56 - 02:59 This was supposed to be any easy boost!

03:00 - 03:02 Who let all those racist idiots vote me up?

03:04 - 03:07 Focus on 2020 Carly!

03:14 - 03:16 At least I took you all out with me.

03:19 - 03:23 What 30 year old is voting Republican?

03:25 - 03:26 You're fucked.

03:31 - 03:33 Sure no one will invest in Trump TV

03:40 - 03:46 but I'll head back to my penthouse and my gold trim

03:46 - 03:49 and call up a model or something.