Two fish are egging on a squid friend of theirs. The squid is gingerly using a rock to draw something on a surface.

“Come on, just do it.”

“This is wrong, guys.”

“Ah, don’t be a pussy!”



We see the three figures as tiny specks, swimming away.

“That wasn’t so bad, was it?”

“Guess not…”

We see that the creatures are heading away from a vast and sinister underwater city, R’lyeh by name, and in the centre of this city, lying as if in deep repose, is Cthulu.



He has awoken, after countless aeons, and has opened one baleful eye to stare after them. On his forehead is a cartoonishly drawn cock and balls.





