I came to the conclusion that there wasn't enough dude-with-the-thing-killing during a pair of horrific scenario matches last night, where my team -- who behaved like ping pong balls in a room full of mousetraps -- proceeded to ignore both the thing and the dude carrying it for the duration of the match. I decided to write this article. Today while taking the following screenshots, my team lost 500 to 70 in a stunning marathon of concentrated dude avoidance.