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God, the architect, meets Sam, the general contractor.

Sam: This universe design is appalling. The stars are inherently unstable, there's dark matter everywhere, the field theory is not unified and, oh my you, is that really thermodynamic equilibrium?

Looks like someone minored in theology and majored incoors light.



This critique is nothing. You should've heard what God's manufacturing department had to say about the vagus nerve.