The EBBP Facebook Group has eclipsed 10,000 members, setting off a terrifying chain reaction of death and re-animation among the group. On 10/10 the transformation of the entire 10,000 will be complete.

Unlike past zombie pandemics, these zombies appear highly evolved. They ride bikes to overcome their typical slowness. They also exhibit some other strangely compelling behavior. Early reports suggest that all seem to:

Stay right

Stop at lights

Ride straight

Love others

Pack their trash

Maintain their wits

Aside from their putrid appearances, their positivity is infectious and is likely to result in the continued growth in their numbers…

When: Friday Oct 10, 7:30pm

Friday Oct 10, 7:30pm Where: West Oakland BART – Ends near Lake Merritt BART