Helmet: Yogurt. Yogurt. I hate Yogurt. Even with strawberries.

Sandurz: I'll call the attack squad, sir.

Helmet: No, we can't go in there. Yogurt has the Schwartz. It's far too powerful.

Sandurz: But, sir, your ring. Don't you have the Schwartz, too?

Helmet: No, he got the up-side. I got the down-side. You see, there's two kinds of every Schwartz.