Matt Harvey has a 7.20 ERA over his last four starts, when he’s allowed 20 earned runs over 25.0 innings while serving up a whopping eight homers. He has 26 strikeouts over that span, and he claims he’s fully healthy after undergoing a “dead arm” period, so hopefully this is just a bump in the road. Harvey’s 12.5 SwStr% is exactly the same as his career mark, and his velocity is just fine. In fact, his average FB velocity of 95.9 mph leads all starters this year. I don’t like to call home runs allowed luck and not skill related for the most part, but it’s probably worth noting Harvey’s current HR/FB% (15.4) is nearly double his career mark of 8.6. That’s with his Hard% actually being a career low (so this really does appear to be a small sample/unfortunate situation, albeit this is assuming the latest stretch isn’t health related). Put differently, 17.4 percent of the hits Harvey’s allowed this season have gone over the fence, which sure seems unsustainable. On an innings limit returning from Tommy John surgery, Harvey is likely only looking at another 100.0 or so from here on out, but I fully expect those to be at an elite level, despite the recent rough patch.

Here’s a news anchor proclaiming his love for crystal meth.

This dog has ups.

This putt by Bubba Watson was pretty legit.

This Lamborghini crash was done by someone who rented it.

Quick Hits: Nori Aoki has a .492 OBP with a 3:15 K:BB ratio on the road this season. 3:15!...Since May 28, Albert Pujols is batting .373 with 10 home runs over 15 games, as he’s been the No. 2 fantasy player over that span, behind only Giancarlo Stanton...Felix Hernandez has allowed more runs in June (16) than he did in April and May combined over 58.2 fewer innings...Taijaun Walker has posted a 1.64 ERA with a 21:3 K:BB ratio over his last three starts (22.0 innings). Pick him up if a frustrated owner dropped him in your league after such a shaky start...Joey Votto is back hitting like one of the best in baseball, on pace to finish with 37 homers (that would match a career high) while swiping 13 bags. He’s also doing things like this on defense...Nick Markakis plays everyday, hits in the middle of Atlanta’s lineup and owns a .394 OBP yet is somehow on pace to score just 69 runs with 46 RBI. Of course that might have something to do with him searching for his first homer of the season.

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Quick Hits Part Deux: Collin McHugh has allowed 31 earned runs over his past 40.2 innings, but he still possesses a 10.4 SwStr%, so I’d be buying low, although he’s also tied for the second most hit by pitches (seven) this year...Cameron Maybin once stole 40 bases with just a .323 OBP while playing half his games in Petco Park, so there was some major fantasy upside. He currently owns a career high .796 OPS with five homers, 32 RBI and 11 steals over 53 games played, so it’s crazy he’s owned in just 57 percent of Yahoo leagues...Bryce Harper’s 220 wRC+ not only leads baseball, but no other hitter is even at 200...Yes, Byron Buxton and Francisco Lindor both need to be added and owned in all fantasy leagues...Rafael Soriano should also be added in deeper formats, as there’s a decent chance he closes for the Cubs over the second half of the season...Here’s Chris Heston completing the first no hitter this season and also the first one in MLB history in which three batters were hit (but he also had an 11:0 K:BB ratio). This feat also marked the fourth no-hitter by San Francisco over the last four years and the first pitcher to end a no hitter by striking out the side since 1965. Heston also accumulated two RBI on the day and became the first rookie to record a no-no since 2007.