By David Futrelle

It’s nice to know that, even in the throes of a massive global pandemic that could leave tens of millions dead, Reddit’s MGTOWs can still manage to find time to indulge in one of their favorite hobbies: yelling about women with body piercings they don’t like.

Today’s target: Nose rings and the women who wear them. And the men who date them.

Someone called throwaway4738299 started things off with a post on the Men Going Their Own Way subreddit complaining about an acquaintance who wasn’t happy to hear criticism of his nose-ringed crush.

“It’s so weird watching men literally get angry about you criticizing women,” he wrote.

I told some guy to not date the girl he was talking to because she had a nose ring. You know, because those women are fucking crazy. He started getting defensive and would say shit like, “why should I take advice from you” or “that’s stupid” or “where are your facts” etc. There are more passive aggressive comments that are made, I just can’t remember. They need to wake up and realize the pattern of women like that being low quality partners.

Other commenters had throwaway’s back on the nose ring thing.

“[W]ell you’re not wrong at all,” wrote Edtotem.

the nose ring is a NO NO every goddamned time, it is practically verified via scientific method. i wish i were joking honestly

Someone called Rex-Holes had a somewhat more elaborate theory of nose-ringed women.

Most men don’t want woman with facial piercings. That’s pretty standard. So if men dont find them attractive, why do females get them? It’s a social display of wealth and openness to non social norms. IE “I (my man) can afford a frivolous body decoration and I also have low impulse control which means I’m a slut and i make terrible personal choices”. This is why chicks with poor impulse control always have random little tats everywhere and obscure piercings and dreadlocks. If you see any of those signs, run.

It’s a safe bet that precisely none of these women are going to be displeased to have MGTOWs running from them.

Other commenters saved their venom for male “simps” who allegedly “worship pussy.”

DangZagnut (we’ve met him before) offered a rather graphic take on the subject.

Millenials are the most pathetic white knights, but they were raised in a steady bath of pussy and government worshipping propaganda. So it’s not their fault they worship pussy, what else are they going to do? Millenials love showing their noses deep into a used pussy, and love licking the chunks out.

MGTOWs certainly have vivid imaginations, don’t they?

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