Parents are becoming lazier and lazier. We don't really blame you, as binge-watching a marathon of 'The Walking Dead' is much more satisfying than putting your screaming little infant to bed. In fact, we want to help. That's why we recruited GWAR front-thing Oderus Urungus to help put your kids to sleep with a very NSFW rendition of 'Goodnight Moon.'

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Ever wonder what it would look like if the monster hiding under your child's bed crawled out, pulled up a chair and started reading your kid's favorite bedtime story? Dream no more, because we've made it happen. Although Oderus had never heard of 'Goodnight Moon' before, the genocidal singer actually almost made it to the end of the book! There may be a few explicit twists and turns along the way, but screw it, just place your laptops next to your kid's bed and let Oderus do the grunt work. Your little ones will be praying for unconsciousness in no time!

Check out our exclusive video of Story Time with Oderus Urungus in the video above. If you want to see the censored version, click here.

Thanks to Joe DiVita, Nick Nadel, Paul Brasil and Ben Mills for their contributions to this video/article.