Today we want you to get to know the characters of our game a little better.

Horace Oinkstein

Meet our protagonist. A peaceful, educated pig living happily on a low-key farm in the middle of nowhere. Horace, heavily influenced by writers such as Ernest Hemingway and Joseph Conrad, believes strongly that every man forges his own destiny (no wonder his favorite poem is Invictus). He has been exploring the secrets of science since he was a piglet. How he acquired the necessary books and equipment remains a mystery. Thanks to his steady and determined demeanor Horace became the unofficial leader of the farm animals and therefore feels responsible for them. Unfortunately he fails to realize what cruel fate awaits him and his comrades – a logic flaw originating from the naive belief of an innocent creature – that such terrors are simply too gruesome to exist. Prepare for a nasty surprise Mr. Oinkstein!

Eggdar Chou

Horace’s best friend. Being a rooster is a full time job, being a rebel rooster with an attitude takes overtime. With so many idiots around and Eggdar being the only one able to enlighten them about their idiocy it’s a wonder he manages to sleep at all. Thankfully, if he misses his sleep he can always recover during this long hours of unconsciousness. Unconciousness? Well, let’s just say weighting as much as a chicken does not bode well in a fight. And with an attitude like Eddgar’s fights come naturally.

Niu Barnes

The Hermit. Chewing grass on a sunny day for hours and hours (and hours) makes a cow think about the meaning of chewing… er… wait… about the meaning of grass… or maybe about the meaning of meaning, was it? Anyway it makes a cow think. And this one got really good in it. If one needed a problem thought through from multiple different angles, this cow would look at it from multiple universe

Mad dog Coll

Imagine hate… Now double it. Whatever the outcome, this dog is looking at it in a rear view mirror. For him despising the world and everybody on it became a skill honed for each moment of his dog’s life (that’s like seven normal moments each time). He has no friends, so what. True wolves are the lone ones and Mad Coll should have been born a wolf. It is only through an unfortunate and unfair chain of events that he is, in fact, a dog. And it makes him mad… All the other animals are quite sure that Coll is harbouring a sinister secret, perhaps a traumatic experience from the past. What could make a happy creature like a dog go so wrong?

Reckon Provorem

Absolute (sic!) chillout master. If zen had a drunk son, this would be Reckon. Life is hard in a forest full of nasty surprises (like hunters, trees to fall from, hunters, trees to bump your head into, and hunters), so one has to take the edge off with a drink… or several for that matter. The only thing to remember is – where are one’s nuts (yes, this is a tribute).

Theodor Cleaver

And finally, our antagonist. Theodore is the kind of man, who pours acid on a beggar’s face for disturbing him. Of course, being around Theodore is disturbing enough. He can be described as the essence of a “glorious lack of sophistication”. Most people are surprised to discover the simplicity of his ways is not due to lack of intelligence. He just can’t be bothered to meet the social standards. Besides rules are for someone else entirely, aren’t they? Farm animals are quite certain that most of his problems originate from the tyrannical demeanor of his unthinkably fat mother.

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