Someday there will be entire books dedicated to Jaden Smith‘s crazy. Temples will be erected and, underneath, bald-headed monks will scribble furiously in underground libraries, as they try to unlock the secrets of “multidimensional mathematical.” EpiPens will be a thing of the past, as we’ll have all been taught the Jaden Method, in which one manipulates “a certain frequency of the atoms and electrons” to avoid bee stings. The masses will shop at Cartier “like, every weekend.” Seasons will come and go. Kingdoms will rise and fall. The Prophecies of Jaden Smith will remain.

For now, all we have is his Twitter account.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2013

My Timeline Looks Like Sportscenter. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 15, 2012

Most Trees Are Blue — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 23, 2013

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 2, 2013

Luke. Who Has The Trident — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 10, 2013

Umm Who Has The Floss — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 10, 2013

I Watch Twilight Every Night — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) July 17, 2012

I’m Gunna Stop Subgraming Girls Its A Sigh Of Weakness http://t.co/9o9PdLQs — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 26, 2012

I Hope It Doesn’t Take For Me To Die For You To See What I Do For You — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 2, 2013

Hi My Name Is Lance Alcatraz The Third And I’m Dropping A Song In 15 Minutes #IDoWhatICan — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 29, 2012

I Only Apply To The Sixth Amendment — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 16, 2012

Dying Is MainStream #MONEY — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 21, 2012

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society. — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 13, 2013

Despite what he says, Jaden, himself, stands as the best reminder why schooling is important. He has misused the words “their,” “there” and, strangely enough, “begging.”

I’m 13 This Is Ridiculous — Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 1, 2012

You’ve got that right.