Never ask yourself, ''what's going on tonight?'' now that I'm around.

6:54 pm - Fri, Feb 25, 2011 Friday February 25th See, last week I didnt post on Friday which was clearly a dick move, but tonight I have your full line-up here. There are no Industry Parties tonight so only the hardcore go out to clubs. The awesome ones go to bars. Artisan - Shake ‘N’ Pop Fridays. Tonight theyre having my good friend Dj Tom Tom on the tables so I give my full endorsement for afterhours here tonight. Blush - Fergie Footwear gifting suite. Whatever, if you’re a chick then I guess youll like it. Haze - Friday nights with E-Man. Marquee - Mark Shultz. Next. Rain - Clash Fridays with AC Slater and Bart B More. Surrender - 62 year old Martin Solveigh is going to be playing his hit song, whatever that may be. Tryst - Dj Spyder is going to be here tonight. I have to point out that this club rarely puts out flyers. I dont know what this means, maybe they’re going to go out of business soon. Now off you go my kitties.

Friday February 25th

6:22 pm - Thu, Feb 24, 2011 1 note Thursday February 24th I decided to ease up on the images on here, it seems that a lot of people view this site via their mobile and since AT&T likes to act jewish not many of you have unlimited bandwidth. So here is the list of Industry parties tonight and if you want to check out their flyers just click on their respective link: The Bank has nothing going on so go here if you’re looking for gold diggers. Blush is having their weekly Base party, tonight with Rick Rude. Haze is having the finale of their Sexiest Cocktail Waitress contest. I did put this flyer up because I endorse this particular thing. Playboy Club is having their monthly Miss Calendar search. I thought this was on Sundays, but I guess I was wrong. Tao has their weekly packed Worship Thursday night. There you have it, go out and get drunk.

Thursday February 24th

2:57 pm 1 note Arcade Fire to play show at The Joint and 13th Annual Punk Rock Bowling Music Fest Super sleuth reader Enrique, decided to be awesome today and send me a couple of shows that I missed in the Concert Calendar. The first being Arcade Fire and the second being The Annual Punk Rock Bowling festival. First up: Arcade Fire will be playing at The Joint this coming April. The exact day is the 14th and Local Natives will go on at 8pm. If you haven’t seen or heard of Arcade Fire then you’re missing out. They recently won Album of the Year at this years Grammys. Tickets go on sale this Saturday and you can get them here. The second concert is actually a 3 day festival thats going on downtown. The Annual Punk Rock Bowling Music Fest is happening this May, starting on the 28th and ending on the 30th. Headliners for all three days include: Drop Kick Murphys, Descendents and Cock Sparrer. Some stand out bands that you would benefit seeing are Aggrolites, American Steel and Citizen Fish. Since I can’t stand reading their website any longer Ill just link to where I think you might be able to buy tickets, here.



Arcade Fire to play show at The Joint and 13th Annual Punk Rock Bowling Music Fest

6:26 pm - Wed, Feb 23, 2011 Wednesday February 23rd Blush- We love House Wednesdays tonight with Rob Dub. Cover: Ladies in free/ $30. Eve has a shitty flyer and it uglies up my page so Im just going to say that theyre giving away 5k tonight a la Privè back in the day. Music: Top 40, Hip-Hop, and Dance. Cover: Locals in free (CityCenter). ghostbar- Snitch Wednesdays with Nick Catchdubs. I wonder if they asked him what was his favorite show, to which he replied, Its Always Sunny. At which point they promptly started to copy the dvd covers for this flyer. Music: Dance and Mash-Up. Cover: $20 (Palms). LAX tonight with Deep Dish’s Sharam. Id go here tonight over anything else. Keep reading

Wednesday February 23rd

6:02 pm - Tue, Feb 22, 2011 Tuesday February 22nd Tonight is going to be fairly busy on the strip. There are 3 big headlining names celebrating various Magic after parties, the first being: Blush and King Baby are teaming up to bring you Steve Aoki. King Baby is some sort of clothing or guitar company, I don’t know, but every time I read that name it reminds me of the Clown Baby skit from It’s Always Sunny. Cover: free for locals. (Wynn) Moon - Some dude named Tye Mohawk is going to be here tonight (Palms). Paymons Mediterranean Hookah Lounge and Stuff: Happy Hour ALL DAY TODAY. Todd English Pub -Nickel beers from 9pm to 11pm, there’s also a beer challenge that you can ask the bartender to do; basically if you down a beer in under 7 seconds that shit is yours for free (CityCenter).

Tuesday February 22nd