(I am shopping in a large supermarket. There is a young woman of Asian descent in a wheelchair, examining the ingredient list on some items. A middle-aged woman comes into the same aisle, stares blankly into space and then starts pushing the young woman’s wheelchair.)

Young Customer: *surprised as her wheelchair is pushed* “Excuse me?”

Middle-aged Customer: *blankly* “What?

(The young customer’s wheelchair grinds to a rubbery halt from the brakes.)

Young Customer: “What exactly do you think you’re doing?”

Middle-aged Customer: “Why are you in my shopping cart?! GET THE F*** OUT OF MY GROCERIES, YOU B****!”

Young Customer: *on the verge of tears* “I-I’m sorry, but—”

Middle-aged Customer: “What did you do to my groceries, you filthy thief?! You steal jobs from my country, and NOW you steal food?!”

(The middle-aged customer struggles with the young customer for a few seconds. Suddenly, she shoves the young woman off of her wheelchair.)

Young Customer: *screams*

(Hearing the poor young customer’s screaming, a manager as well as a few other customers rush over to the aisle to help. Seeing this, the middle-aged customer freezes for a second and then tries to bolt with her “shopping cart”, but can’t push it due to the brakes. The manager takes one look at the girl on the floor, one look at the other woman’s wild expression, and then promptly tackles the woman to the ground as she tries to flee.)

Middle-aged Customer: *hysterically* “Rape! Rape! Help! I’m being raped!”

Manager: “Are you serious?!”

Middle-aged Customer: *points to the young customer* “You should arrest her! She stole my job, and then she stole my groceries!”

Manager: *fed up* “Well, I’m sure the police will be happy to hear about it!”

Middle-aged Customer: *gets hauled off as the other customers applaud*