I have never understood the importance of Shakespeare. I always felt like they taught it because there wasn't anything else relevant in literature to teach to students. I mean, why else would we spend over a month in every year of English class reading one of his boring plays? Okay fine, maybe it was a little fun reading out loud in class and re-enacting some of the scenes, but that was mostly because it was amusing to mock the accents, wear silly props and speak in broken English. Speaking of which, that's what struck me most. We're in English class and yet we're forced to read books from times before proper grammatical conventions were established. What's the point of that? Are they trying to ruin our English? Is it all just a conspiracy?

That's when it hit me. With all these crazy conspiracy theories going around about the Illuminati, Zeitgeist, and 2012, maybe Shakespeare is just a catalyst to the master plan. The New World Order.



What, How, and Why?



Simple, youth these days are becoming too smart for their own good. Kids back in the day were much more obedient and goal oriented. In the olden days, kids would start working on the farm before the age of 10. Even graduating from high school was a big feat, they were expected to start work as soon as they graduated. These days, even a Bachelor's degree is fairly useless in the job market. Kids are all going the extra step; they're getting higher and higher educations. Not only that, but they're outsmarting their parents! In today's world, kids ask too many questions. They need to know a reason for everything and anything. Some of them (Like Justin Bieber) are even making more in a day then you or me will ever see in a lifetime.

So why is this a problem? Well, the way the government sees it, everyone is becoming too self-absorbed. Kids don't care about politics or education, they care about music and fashion. They care about being carefree. They expect wealth without having to earn it. They expect happiness and respect while not having to sacrifice anything in return. If this keeps up, the world is doomed. Most kids these days are growing up agnostic or atheist. Not only do they not fear parents, they don't even fear god!

If this keeps up, the government will lose it's grasp on future generations. In the past, the government was the end all be all. It was a given that you do whatever they say. But now that younger generations are starting to question things, that could foil all of the Queen's plans!