Joke of the Day!

(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")





Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',



From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',



I'm happy -- although



My boss let me go --



Happily addicted to the Web.



All night long, I sit clicking,



Unaware time is ticking,



There's beard on my cheek,



Same clothes for a week,



Happily addicted to the Web!









Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!



Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"



With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;



I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"



I don't phone, don't send faxes,



Don't go out, don't pay taxes,



Who cares if someday



They drag me away?



I'm happily addicted to the Web!









Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)





Addicted to the Web