Plenty of movies have been made about baseball, so it’s only natural that arguably the greatest baseball game ever played would be memorialized in film. You’d think the protagonist of such a movie would be one of the best players in the game, but instead, it’ll be David Ross.

One night after Ross made his Dancing With The Stars debut, The Hollywood Reporter broke the news that Radar Pictures has partnered with Ross and the Cubs to produce a movie based on Ross’ forthcoming ghostwritten book, “Teammate: My Journey in Baseball and a World Series for the Ages.” The film will be called “Teammate: My Life in Baseball,” and be centered around Game 7 of the World Series.

Beyond that, there’s not much more information. Given this probably won’t be a big-budget production, we took it upon ourselves to cast the movie.

David Ross: Woody Harrelson. This was a tough one, and while Harrelson might not bare the most accurate resemblance to Ross, he is an accomplished actor who can carry a movie.

Anthony Rizzo: Haley Joel Osment. The former child actor, and recent villain in the “Entourage” movie, Osment will need a much better haircut, but the baby-face resemblance is there.

Kris Bryant: Chris Hemsworth. The action movie star can trade in his Thor costume for blue pinstripes. Is he MVP worthy? Who knows, but his piercing blue eyes are on point.

Joe Maddon: John Slattery. Mad Men sounds like Maddon, right? Slattery has the glasses down, as well as the mussed-up white hair. All he needs is a beard, maybe a few extra pounds and some T-shirts.

Kyle Schwarber: Chris Pratt. What’s tougher, guarding a galaxy or returning for the World Series after missing the entire season? Pratt’s beard situation will need some refining, but the version of Pratt that’s somewhere between his early “Parks and Recreation” days and his star turn on Guardians of the Galaxy would be perfect to capture the essence of Schwarber.

Jason Heyward: Common. The Chicago rapper has the beard, and the South Side legend rooted for the Cubs in the World Series, so you’d have to imagine he’d be in.

Javy Baez: Ramón Rodríguez. Currently appearing in the Netflix show “Iron Fist,” Rodriguez would be perfect for the Cub with the quick hands. The Puerto Rican actor just needs to visit Baez’s eyebrow guy and he’ll be all set.

Dexter Fowler: Mahershala Ali. Newly-minted Oscar winner Mahershala Ali will need to grow his beard a bit, but you can easily picture him hitting a home run to lead off Game 7.

Ben Zobrist: James McAvoy. The Scottish actor might have to visit Eureka, Ill., to prepare for his role as Zobrist. While he’s not married to a Christian pop singer, at least he’s got the look.

Jon Lester: Jason Statham. This was a tough one. Statham isn’t Lester’s lookalike, but his demeanor and general look fit Lester much better than my other choice of Justin Timberlake, whom I eliminated when I realized he’s probably never worn a hat that’s not a fedora.

Jake Arrieta: Ryan Reynolds. I don’t know if Ryan Reynolds does Pilates, but he’s been in enough superhero movies to know his way around the gym. He’ll just need to grow out the beard a little more.

Jed Hoyer: Rob Lowe. It’s all about the jaw line/bone structure here.

Theo Epstein: Ben Affleck. The chin resemblance is what sold me, but there are plenty of other similarities between Theo Epstein and Affleck, who is legally required to play Boston-based characters. He can dial down the accent this time though.

Sahadev Sharma: Aziz Ansari. One of the key players in documenting the Cubs’ World Series, our Sahadev Sharma will undoubtedly have a starring role. He’s the most meme-able writer on the beat (and obviously has a way with words), and Ansari is no stranger to a good meme or zinger from his work on “Parks and Recreation” and “Master of None.”

Tom Ricketts: Ted Cruz. No explanation required.