I'd LOVE to brush a sunbutt, and a moonbutt, and a starbutt, and a heartbutt, and an applebutt, and a colorsbutt, and a bugbutt, and a balloonbutt, and a diamondbutt, and a lyrebutt, and a bubblesbutt, an... GAAAAAASSSSSPPP!!!--catches breath--I'd then ask if they need any of their pipes polished or plumbing snaked.