Anthony Jeselnik is, pound for pound, one of the hardest hitting comedians of his generation of standups. He gets us to his punchlines in few words, his jokes turn better than most, and his appearances on roasts past have left audiences laughing for days, hell, maybe even weeks or months after. In fact, I make a point of watching his Trump and Sheen roasts appearances at least once a week and evangelize everyone that I can about his joke "Standards and Practices." If there's one person who can make Bieber feel like dookie while keeping us all in stitches, it's that guy.