In our Waterdeep game, our elderly Lizardfolk druid is experimenting in our basement with creating mushroom zombies, after we fought some before. She’s been checking on the growth of the experiments over the course of the campaign and decided humanoid meat seemed to work the best in growing the fungus monstrosities.

She went out while we were all bonding and decided to go searchign for a place to buy *human* meat. Walked into a butchery (Butch’s Butch Butchery, omg our DM…), and after being greeted by the NPC, proclaimed the following.

“Excuse me, do you happen to have any Man Meat?”

We all loose it while the NPC stares deadpanned at her in-game.