Okay let’s talk about something I noticed in this week’s SU.

at first one might see Camp Pining Hearts as a one-off goofy joke but let’s not forget Steven’s silly shows containing subtle references to present or future in-universe goings on is not unheard of (Pear’s begging for forgiveness in Crying Breakfast Friends anyone???) or that I have too much time on my hands with which to scrutinize details



So I decided that “Camp Pining Hearts” if that IS its real name warranted a closer look and friends let me tell you I was not disappointed.

So in what little we see of CPH, the conflict presented to us is that a Camper named “Paulette” affiliated with the Blue Team indicated by a Blue Diamond Shape on her hat

Is attracted to this fellow “Percy” affiliated with the yellow team as evidenced by his Yellow Diamond symbol.

The gem connections aren’t hard to make from there. Is the show suggesting a potential romance between a Yellow Diamond affiliated gem (likely Peridot) and a Blue Diamond affiliated gem.

Percy was relatively easy to place but Paulette presented more of a problem. Who, I wondered could she be?

Unless Blue Diamond herself or her Pearl showed up and saw fit to get frisky with the cast, which seemed unlikely, who do we know that serves/served Blue Diamond? (Besides Sapphire of course who has established she’s pretty Taken and “three’s a crowd”.)

But THEN I remembered…

There WAS someone else we knew in Blue Diamond’s court. Someone we haven’t seen in a while!

And that’s when things really started heating up. Because while “Percy” (Peridot?) and “Paulette” (Lapis???) seems to be canon in Camp Pining Hearts, Peridot disagrees with this notion.

Peridot thinks that Percy belongs with Pierre.

Why?

Because Pierre is “a brute” who “lays waste” to the three legged races. Now I don’t know about you guys but I know who I thought of first when I heard that.