Pitarra promised the most epic day of tweets, and unlike Ava's Flowers, he delivered.

Source: Nick Pitarra's Twitter

Artist Nick Pitarra of The Manhattan Projects fame ordered flowers for Valentine's Day from Ava's Flowers, a national flower delivery service. Unfortunately for them, the flower shop did not send the flowers out on time for Valentine's Day. Pitarra decided to file his complaint publicly via Twitter. Hilarity ensued. (Warning: if you're offended by images of a graphic sexual nature, you would probably prefer one of our other articles today.)

First, he explained the problem:

Then, in case he was unclear, he illustrated the situation with a drawing:

And another:

Pitarra's Tweets must have caught the notice of the flower company, causing them to offer him some form of compensation for the mistake. Unfortunately, it didn't change much:

Pitarra didn't let up on the illustrated assault:

For some reason, at least one parent didn't appreciate seeing Pitarra's interpretation of events in their Twitter feed:

But for others, the tweets were the highlight of their day:

Follow Nick Pitarra on Twitter, and have a happy Valentine's Day! We hope your flowers arrived on time and unmolested.