My beardless Santa managed to pack a shave load of stuff into a tiny box. The fist thing I saw when I owned my mysterious box of shaving goodies was a new badger hair brush. Honestly I would've been happy with just that but my Santa is no slacker. So I can put my new brush to good use Santa sent a nice sandalwood shave cream. Then my Santa must have thought "what's the point of shaving cream if there's nothing to shave with?" So now I have enough razor blades to last until next year's wet shave exchange. All this shaving might leave me with some razor burn and a cut or two though. No worries Santa even sent a nice Bloc d'alun for all my after shave needs. To top it all off there was a nice little letter for me. All thanks to my allegedly human Santa, not-a-cylon.