Dennis Hof runs the most famous brothel(s) in the world, mostly due to the HBO reality tv show Cathouse which documented the day-to-day of his legal Nevada house of love the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, but it’s not only his tv appearances that have made him the nation’s best known and loved pimp , Hof’s bombastic personality and flair for publicity has raised his profile as a celebrity flesh-peddler, and now he’s back in the news for his newest project: a whorehouse of alien ladies.

Nevada’s not just a destination for gambling and sex, UFO nuts travel there because they believe a flying saucer crashed in the desert at the US Airforce Base “Area 51” – Hof got inspired and seeing a way to appeal to these other tourists, and to some freaks with fucked up fetishes, he’s opening up the Alien Cathouse and Area 51 Alien Travel Center where all the prostitutes will be made up to resemble space aliens.

Bucky Beall will be first through the door, come on, don’t tell me you’re not tired of whore’s storming out of your apartment saying “Even I have standards” when you try to dress them up in the Alf costume you hand sewed for that very purpose, running out the door saying you’re sick in the head even though you offered to pay extra.

You got to be sick of that happening every night to you too….right?

Via Nerve.com