A white man pooping in Chiang Mai’s old city canal yesterday escaped justice and got away with his dirty business after locals complained to the police.

Photos of a butt-naked man letting it all hang out in Chiang Mai’s moat-canal were used as evidence to file a police report before they found their way online yesterday. The police have been unable to identify or catch the man.

Paisan Surathamwit, secretary to the city mayor, said police arrived too late to the scene but commented that some people have been pooping or bathing naked in the canal. Most of them are not locals.

Paisan said he has instructed the officers to watch out for the brown bombers.

Something to keep in mind next Songkran trip north when you’re getting a face full of moat juice.

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