Wait, don’t leave!

I know what you’re thinking. Why would anyone want to have an accountant background? They could possibly have the most boring profession in the world.

First off, being an accountant is probably why you put down the quill, shoved the ledgers aside, and set off in search of fame and glory. You are sick of counting other people’s money and want to go out and get some of your own. How long could you sit at a desk counting some rich noble’s pile of money and not want to go find your own riches?

Secondly, have you not seen how the accountant has become the star of the screen? It used to be the accountant was some little squirrelly guy who toppled the BBEG in court (Untouchables, 1987) or they were dastardly schmucks (The Producers, 1968) of questionable moral character. More recently, accountants in film are badasses. Andy Dufresne (The Shawshank Redemption, 1994) wasn’t an action hero but used his wisdom and intelligence to escape prison with a spoon. In Midnight Run, (1988) Jonathan Mardukas escapes from the bounty catcher assigned to catch him. He “borrows” cars, slips sway when not being watched, and even steals a plane! Most recently, Christian Wolff (The Accountant, 2016) kills, well, everyone that gets in his way. There’s a wizard, a rogue and monk/gunslinger!

The Accountant

So, you’re great with numbers and coins. As word of your financial skills spread throughout the city, members of the wealthier classes search you out for your skillset. Some of the people (or organizations) may be legitimate businessmen or merchants who want to protect their money and grow their business. Others, if your morals are a bit more flexible, could be part of the underworld or maybe corrupt government officials. No matter who your employer is, you can save and grow their money beyond their wildest dreams.

Tired of working for a pittance, you informed your employers that you are leaving your boring and unfulfilling life to slay dragons and explore dungeons. Some bosses are sad to see you go but understand. Others may not be so supportive. In some cases, your leaving may not be a choice but a necessity (see the variant accountant). Whatever the reason, you are now out the world, a sword on your belt or a spellbook in your hands, and ready for your first adventure.

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