Here's our best guess: Jason is teal (like the Jacksonville Jaguars), Janet is purple (like her iconic outfit), Chidi is green (because green signifies "good" in this show, and Chidi was the first to teach them about philosophy), Tahani is orange (a lively color for a lively person), Eleanor is pink (a color she wore a lot), and Michael is dark blue (like his suits). What's your guess?