I somehow became the worst giftee with the best gifter in the world. Eviltwinn2 had intended to send me two waves of gifts: the first being my absolutely fabulous french press, and the second being ALL of the coffee and tea. Unfortunately, I am a dumb. I recently moved to a new place across town out of a shitty trailer park. Aaaand I forgot to change my address on here. Eviltwinn sent it to my old trailer, and it came through UPS, and apparently they just leave shit outside your door, hoping on good faith that no one will take it. So my finacee' and I took a drive out there, hoping we would see it still sitting on the door step. Alas, it was not there, and no one had moved into the trailer yet. I asked the neighbor across the street and was ignored. The french press was gone forever, presumably swiped by The Red Shirt Gang (a group of kids that used to cause trouble in the area).

I immediately changed my address and let Eviltwinn2 know what happened. And you know what she did? SHE SENT ME ANOTHER ONE, NBD. We expected one to get here today, and the other to arrive on Saturday. But you know what I got in the mail today? EVERYTHING.

Pictures included. THANK YOU Eviltwinn2, for making this the best exchange I have ever been part of, even though I royally fucked up!