This is Maslow's Heirarchy of Robot Needs as imagined by artist/Flickr user lunchbreath. Jesus that smells onion-y aside, he was right on the money with the hierarchy. It's true: robots strive to destroy humans, it's in their DNA. Or, you know, whatever the hell robots have. Metal peckers.

lunchbreath's Flickr

Thanks to JustGil, who may have just renamed his band JustGil and the Metal Peckers. I want a cut of ticket sales!