A 36-year-old Scottish woman had lost a bunch of weight and was feeling really tired. So, she booked in a visit with her local GP, probably expecting to be told she had a cold.

She did not have a cold.

This woman had a sex toy lodged in her vagina:

Wait, let’s rephrase that:

This woman had an 11CM LONG sex toy lodged inside her vagina.

Wait, one more time:

This woman had an 11CM LONG sex toy lodged inside her vagina, and it had been in there FOR TEN YEARS.

According to a report in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the woman could remember using a sex toy one drunken night with her husband ten years ago, but couldn’t remember if she had removed it or not.

She hadn’t.

She claimed that she hadn’t experienced any problems with sexual activity in that time.

Apparently it was lucky doctors found the object when they did, since it was protruding into her bladder and was likely going to cause her death.

Now, we know you probably want to see what the sex toy looked like after it was pulled out (you sickos). We do have a photo. But BE WARNED: It is gross. Extremely NSFW, and extremely gross. In fact, just to be safe, we’re going to make you click through to another page. So click here if you’re game.

Okay. So we read the whole report and it left a lot of questions unanswered.

Like, how did she not feel something in there the whole time?

She said sex hasn’t been a problem. Really?

And what about tampons? How has that been working?

And, seriously – HOW DID SHE NOT FEEL SOMETHING IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME?