Are you an independently wealthy millionaire? Do you have no idea what to spend your money on and now you are bored and scrolling through Kickstarter just looking for something to ease the burden of all that cash? Well here's a chance to relieve a small amount of that pressure. Fund The Germ! If you fund "The Germ" I will name a HazelEffects pedal after you. Thats right, if your name is Grover Roberts, then I will produce a pedal named "The Grover Roberts." If your name is to long to fit on the box, then we will wrap it around the box! What ever it takes. Of course you still get all of the other goodies, like the Sweet Tee, and a final production Germ, as well as a ScrubBrush Prototype! And of course everyone will know that "You Are The Man!"(Or Woman!)

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