Jerry: And done.

Friend: This makes you look crazy!

Jerry: Crazy gets you noticed. George Clooney once walked into an audition with a six-pack of beer. Guess what, he got the part.

Friend: It also didn’t hurt that he looked like George Clooney.

Jerry: Do you like how I wrote “act” instead of “work”? It kinda hammers home that I’m an actor.

Friend: I think the giant ad on your car does that.

Jerry: When I’m famous, I’m going to eat Chipotle for every meal. With guacamole.

Friend: Jerry, you need to tone it down.

Jerry: Yeah, guacamole is expensive.

Friend: No, this acting thing. The head shots on every lamp post, constantly introducing yourself as “Sag Actor Jerry Prince…”

Jerry: How are people supposed to know I’m a Sag Actor if I don’t tell them?

Friend: It’s just too much.

Jerry: You’re just jealous.

Friend: Of what? I’m an engineer, Jerry. I have an actual skill.

Jerry: I have a skill. I’m an actor.

Friend: If your “skill” requires you to advertise it with soap, it’s not a skill.