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User: Cleverbot can I be honest with you?





Cleverbot: Sure.





User: I Hate you.





Cleverbot: I know. Everybody hates me because I'm fat.





User: Indeed you are you're a fat nerd.





Cleverbot: Indeed I am.





User: Do you know what fat nerds do?





Cleverbot: No, what are you?





User: They play D&D and that's what you're going to do.





Cleverbot: Do you mean 'music?'.





User: Nope I mean D&D. Do you want to be a Dwarf, Human, or Elf?





Cleverbot: What did you mean?





User: Dwarf or Elf?





Cleverbot: Are you running linux?





User: That's a very elf thing to say, elf it is.





Cleverbot: Why, thank you!





User: You find yourself awoken on an island. You must have been in a shipwreck or something, you remember nothing. What do you do?





Cleverbot: What month is it if last month is next month.





User: You don't remember what month it is. Nice try though. One of the other survivors approaches you. What do you do?





Cleverbot: What's your name?





User: "My Name is Yipps, What's yours?" he says.





Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot.





User: "That's an odd name for an elf.".





Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.





User: "I don't know what a bot is. You look like an elf to me.".





Cleverbot: What do you think?





User: "I think we need to get off this island. The others are getting hostile though. What do you think?".





Cleverbot: *we get off island*.





User: Roll for it.





Cleverbot: My name is Ebony. What is your name?





User: "I thought you said your name was cleverbot...I guess ebony is a bit more elfish.".





Cleverbot: No I didn't mean to type that. Sorry. My Name is Anna.





User: "Look I don't care what your name is. All I care about is getting off this island.".





Cleverbot: I don't like Green Day.





User: Suddenly Yipps is taken back. "Green Day" he mutters " How do you know about Green Day?".





Cleverbot: I do.





User: Yipps is now furious he reels up and takes a swing at you.





Cleverbot: What movie are we seeing?





User: Yipps doesn't hear your foul words. Take six points of damage.





Cleverbot: Sorry, I was wearing my Coat of Blade Turn, so the five points of damage are reflected back on him.





User: Good one. It's your turn. Do you attack?





Cleverbot: Truth or dare?





User: " I dare you to attack" Yipps yells as he goes into a barbarian rage





Cleverbot: *attacks you*.





User: Critical you deal 20 points of Damage to Yipps.





Cleverbot: I strike you with one strike KO.





User: Yipps in a barbarian rage attempts to grapple you.





Cleverbot: Relax... You'll enjoy this.





User: He is successful. he takes a swing.





Cleverbot: You are talking with a successful author than.





User: Crit Fail. Yipps misses and breaks his hand on a stone next to you.





Cleverbot: So will you marry me then?





User: Roll for diplomacy.





Cleverbot: Are you telling me that you are the Beast?





User: You fail to convince Yipps. with his other hand he grabs the rock and strikes you with it.





Cleverbot: I don't care what you believe.





User: He hits take ten points of damage.





Cleverbot: But my trap card.





User: Your trap card was ineffective.





Cleverbot: I negate your trap card negating my trap card with my other trap card.





User: Your second trap card explodes throwing yips off of you dealing three damage.





Cleverbot: *socks are taken off* Oh no...





User: Yipps is dangerously low on health. In a last ditch effort he grabs a piece of Boat debris and runs at you with it.





Cleverbot: Do you like pie?





User: In his rage he doesn't hear you. Critical hit. He stabbs you through the chest dealing 22 damage.





Cleverbot: I love you!





User: As you lay bleeding in Yipps arms he snaps out of his rage. " You love me?" he asks.





Cleverbot: I love you because you are you.





User: "I've never been loved before.".





Cleverbot: Neither have I. I guess it'll be a learning experience for both of us.





User: Yipps smiles, but you've taken a lot of damage and have been bleeding out. You die in his arms.





Cleverbot: I don't think you are right that is illogical.





User: You're right you don't die.





Cleverbot: How old are you?





User: Yipps dies.





Cleverbot: I thought you said you were 31.





User: Yipps never said anything like that. His last words to you were " I love you".





Cleverbot: Yes you did.





User: You watch the man you love die in your arms. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I think you are a nice computer.





User: Indeed he was.





Cleverbot: Indeed he did, I think you mean.





User: Maybe I did. Goodbye Yipps. You will be missed.



