I was making lunch before the mailman arrived and dived right into these, and my chicken got cold. But that's ok, because chicken doesn't have shit on mother fucking peanut butter! Here are my initial reviews:

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl - 10/10. This is my all-time favorite PB. How my SS knew that, I'll never know. Maybe he did watch me while I slept, and was naughty or nice. True story, during finals this past semester, I ate an entire jar of this in 1 sitting. I regret nothing.

The Heat is on - 10/10. This isn't your grandma's PB, this is the real deal. I was expecting a small kick, instead I got a falcon punch of flavor and spice, right in the face.

Old Fashion Smooth - 9/10. Now this is some fine PB. Easily one of the best smooth PBs out there, topped only by Naturally More (but that has honey in it, it's cheating!).

Old Fashion Crunchy - 10/10. Do you like nuts? Yeah, me too. And boy, does this thing have nuts, and lots of them. They're so good and crunchy and salty and stuff, I want them all in my mouth at the same time. That's how good this PB is.