It was dusk when I retired to my room, the sun sending in rays of golden light through my shutters. I kissed my Shane Dawson body pillow passionately before lying down my head. As I stared at my "inside the mind of Logan Paul" poster, I suddenly felt myself stiffen at the sight of Shane's beautiful, handsome face. Knowing what had to be done, I pushed myself on top of the body pillow, thrusting my length into the slot I made in it years ago. I finally clenched my thighs and expelled my seed into Shane. I rolled over and fell asleep, spent. "Wake up sleepy." A familiar voice whispered in my ear. But who was it? No, it couldn't be. What was Shane doing in my room? I turned over, half scared to death and half turned on, to find find Shane Dawson lying where my body pillow was. "What are you doing here?" I blurted out as I stared into his mesmorizingly beautiful eyes. "Well" he said in his usual sexy tone. "It appears your semen made the body pillow 'cum' to life!" In that moment, I realized that he was naked, his erection mighty and strong. I felt myself growing harder and harder just looking at his chiseled jaw. "Well what's this?" He said, grabbing my Crash Bandicoot pez dispenser off my nightstand. He opened it up and licked his lips. "Looks like we have a full load." He than pushed me to the ground, grabbing my throat and shoving the pez dispenser into my tight hole. I moaned and shuddered as he pushed it in deeper, Crash's forehead massaging my anus in ways I didn't think were possible. Then I felt him yank it back, causing a pez to be inserted deep inside my anus. I screamed with pleasure, but Crash's ears had torn some of my skin, causing me to bleed profusely. "Oh, don't feel bad. I'll kiss your boo-boo." Shane muttered into my ear. He continued to extend his toung inside my now bleeding hole, licking up blood and pheces before getting to the pez. He flicked it into his mouth, making me stare into his eyes as he ate it with slow crunches. "Dont go" he said. "We're not done yet" He whipped out his massive cock and jacked off into the pez dispenser, exploding and filling it with his milky seed. "Open wide." He commanded. I obeyed as he squirted the pez dispenser into my mouth. "What are you doing?" I tried to say with my mouth still wide open. "Just making soup" he said as he pissed into my mouth, his sweet urine tickling my toung. "Looks like we need to add something solid" He said as he defecated into his hand, using the pez dispenser to spit little chunks of his excrement into my mouth. He then dipped his hand into my mouth, tasting the mixture. "Delicious." he said. Shane lied quietly on my bed as I stared at his naked body. "How did you get so good at that?" I asked. He pulled out a photo of his cat. "I've had some practice."