I know what you’re thinking: “What the Hell is a TurtleSuit?” Well, it’s not a costume you wear for Halloween when you wanna dress like Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michaelangelo, who in fact is a party dude. It’s also not a cool new code word for a condom, though Trojan is sitting on a goldmine with that one.

It’s also not a suit made out of turtle skin; we’re not monsters, after all. No, a TurtleSuit is a phrase we’ve coined for that outfit that men who have the flair and the confidence to pull off one of the most, to use a term that the kids are using, baller style statements a man can make in the Fall and Winter months. It’s simply what we refer to when a man wears a turtleneck with a suit, which can make you look like a boring English Lit professor or the most stylish man on the planet, and that you’re a man who knows what the fuck is going on.

So…if we’re wanting to look our best this Fall and Winter and put your own spin on a cold-weather classic, take a gander at the gallery below to see the absolute BEST ways to wear your TurtleSuit (copyright to come) and be the man at those holiday parties, weddings, and movie sets who looks like he belongs. Enjoy.

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