Shaun King has been malicuously vilified in the media as a white person. Everyone knows that being white is one of the worst insults you can throw at someone in [current year]. The time has come for Shaun to hang up his shears and let that beautiful black mane grow freely. Shaun, it's time for you to shut up all the haters and show us how far out your fro can grow. Do it for America!