Walk It Off

A Parody of “Shake It Off” by Taylor Swift

Lyrics by /u/GoSomaliPirates and Naaim Siddiqi aka /u/kuhanluke

Matts are at the Plate

You know it must be fate

That’s what they all say

That’s what people say

But he keeps booming

Can’t stop, won’t stop grooving

Round the bases moving

And in my mind

Yeah, Waino’s gonna dance all night

Because in center we have got Jon Jay Jay Jay Jay

And in right field we have got J-Hey Hey Hey Hey

Got Matt Adams at first base base base base base

Gonna walk it off, walk it off

And in left field, we’ve got Holliday day day day

Got Matt Carpenter manning third base base base

We got Yadi behind the plate plate plate

Gonna walk it off, walk it off

They never miss a chance

To show off the birds on the bat

You know they always see

You know they always see

Party on their own (Party on their own)

Baseball has a moan (Baseball has a moan)

But they dont know mmm mmm

Why we love it so mmm mmm

’cause he keeps booming

Can’t stop, won’t stop grooving

Round the bases moving

And in my mind

Yeah, Waino’s gonna dance all night

Because in center we have got Jon Jay Jay Jay Jay

And in right field we have got J-Hey Hey Hey Hey

Adams at first base base base base base

Gonna walk it off, walk it off

And in left field, we’ve got Holliday day day day

Got Matt Carpenter at third base base base

We got Yadi behind the plate plate plate

Gonna walk it off, walk it off

Walk it off, walk it off

Walk it off, walk it off

Walk it off, walk it off

Walk it off, walk it off

Hey Heyward.

Just think about how you’ve been getting down

to these dope dingers

and now you can watch

This. Sick. Team.

Your ex-man was a big Cubs fan

And you’re like oh my god

I’m just gonna walk

And to Rosie over there with the hella good hair

Won’t you come on over here and save, save, save.

(Yeaaaahhhhhhhhh)

Because in center we have got Jon Jay Jay Jay Jay

And in right field we have got J-Hey Hey Hey Hey

We got Yadi behind the plate plate plate

Gonna walk it off, walk it off

(Kolten Wong’s gonna) walk it off, walk it off

(Jhonny Peralta gonna) walk it off, walk it off

(Adam Wainwright’s gonna) walk it off, walk it off

Walk it off, walk it off

(Mike Matheny makes them) walk it off, walk it off

(The whole team’s gonna) walk it off, walk it off

Yeah, they’re gonna walk it off, walk it off

Walk it off, walk it off

Oooooohhh