With his annual day of work less than a week away, legendary wrestler The Undertaker has begun his slow, ominous perambulation to the ring.

The Phenom will spend the next six days imperceptibly nearing the ring, engulfed in an eerie blue mist while pryotechnic fireballs launch behind him.

The Undertaker is expected to stop for three meals each day, and sleep in a silk-lined casket each night before resuming his entrance promptly at 8 o’clock each morning.

The choreography may get difficult if Randy Orton is added to the WrestleMania card, since he will need to begin his own entrance this Tuesday.

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