For this item, Sheridan and I both fell between a 2X and a 3X — so we tried on both sizes:

The size the model is wearing: Unknown.

Kristin: I feel like this dress is just trying to bully me into buying Spanx. It's being all like, "That's a real nice body you've got there. It'd be a shame if we made it look like a misshapen eggplant."

Sheridan: I hate this so much because I feel like I've been personally betrayed. This was supposed to be a given! Stretchy, well-cut dress in a neutral color. But instead this dress is like, "Congrats, here's your belly button."