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Donald Trump didn't listen.

Last week I said the only thing that could save his campaign was for him to literally shut up for at least a month.

My modest proposal was for his campaign people to lock him in a soundproof booth until Nov. 9.

But forget that. I've got a better idea to put the Trump circus train on the right track.

Trump's support in the polls is stuck at about 42 percent.

To win, we know he has to get the votes of disaffected Republicans, terrified independents and people who don't already believe Obama was born in a grass hut in Kenya.

But to get their support by Election Day he has to do two things.

He has to stop saying stupid things in public, and he has to give a hundred more speeches like the great one he delivered in Detroit on Monday.

Unfortunately, there's just one way to prevent Trump from saying stupid things and it's probably against federal election laws.

His campaign people need to make him wear a shock collar -- just like the ones you put on your family dog for those invisible backyard fences.