"So, what do we have here?"



"Well, detective, seems like we have an artist."



"I can see that."



"He was a furry."



"Ah. That explains the people/animal hybrids. Hmm. Not bad though."



"You into that?"



"Not really, but I can appreciate nice boobies when I see them. Human or otherwise."



"Heh. I can agree with that. Boobies are boobies, after all."



"Preaching to the choir."



"Anyway. It seems he tried to be authentic. Didn't work out, it seems, what with all the blood flooding his face and everything."



"Huh. I thought people just crapped themselves."



"Oh, he did that too. But the blood thing's what you notice first."



"Cause of death?"



"Well, our audio technicians are looking into it."



"What's taking them?"



"Apparently, Mr. Fursalot here was listening to what sounds cats make whilst mating."



"Okay. Shouldn't have killed him so easily though. I have a cat. Three in fact."



"A cat is fine too?"



"Crossing the line there, Mitch. I respect art like this, but I draw the line at weaboo nonsense."



"Sorry. Uh, he was also trying to find out what the fox says."



"WHAT!?!"



"W-what? Something wrong?"



"CALL THE STATION! TELL THE AUDIO TECHS TO STOP WHAT THEIR DOING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!"



"Dick...they told me what they were going to do ten minutes ago."



"...mother of God."



*Two days later*



"This shouldn't have happened, Dick. I-I-I just...God. What does a person say about this?"



"It's okay, Mitch. None us knew until it was beyond too late. Sometimes, shit happens. And there's nothing any of us can do about it. Let's just be glad they died relatively quickly and painlessly."



"...Dick. They literally tore themselves apart. Clean up crews are still find the techies ears scattered around the lab. Everyone in the station said it was like the screams of the damned during the apocalypse in there. And that place is sound proof from the inside."



"Like I said, Mitch. Relatively quick and painless."



"Uh. What's Bill doing?"



"Wha-OH DEAR GOD NO DON'T PRESS PLAY!!!"



*click*



"BILL YOU STUPID MOTHER FU---"



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