Happy birthday to my beloved mother!

Jim Leyland, manager

The Marlboro madman Huffing and puffing to 1st *Cough* “Bullpen problems?”

Miguel Cabrera, 3B

Legendary bat Only rocks his crowns in threes Can he make it six?

Justin Verlander, SP

The ace of Motown Bouts of maddening control Don’t lose us, Justin!

Max Scherzer, SP

Look into his eyes Multi-colored K’s for Max Still looking? Me too

Austin Jackson, CF

Globs of tobacco Ranging, diving, and robbing “Please let me steal, Jim!”

Prince Fielder, 1B

Like father, like son Lovably chunky slugger Vegitari-wha?

Torii Hunter, RF

Clubhouse confidant No more thorn in Tigers side Still gives Bonds nightmares

Victor Martinez, DH

Return of V-Mart Only DH in top plays Watch that ankle, Vic!

Jhonny Peralta, SS

Big bat, little glove Habla ingles? PEDs! Hitting, awaiting

Doug Fister, SP

Lanky, looping, Doug Plunk – another hit batter Score runs for this man!