It’s always a good day when I get to say, “There’s a headline I never thought I’d write.”

Thanks to CSN’s In The Loop and Kelly Crull, we are all treated to the tale of Kyle Schwarber’s new lucky horseshoe, and how he got it:

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It’s rather appropriate that the clydesdale Schwarber hit was one of the famous Anheuser-Busch horses from St. Louis. We can’t know for sure whether it was a Cardinals fan, but that seems a fair guess, no?

No animals were harmed in the dinging of Schwarber dingers, as the horse was apparently unfazed by the ball strike. Consider me shocked that the horse wasn’t instantly vaporized: