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Tuesday, January 27, 2015



Wikipedia, Internet

In a recent, shocking turn, Wikipedia has bowed to the whims of the Patriarchy®, and mercilessly slaughtered 5 brave feminist editors who dared to stand up to GamerHate's campaign of terrorism.

UnNews reporters in the field found out the nitty gritty of this horrible and cowardly act. Wikipedia's own Arbitration Committee, comprised fully of straight white cishet male scum, had authorized the act. As GamerHate leaders looked on, ArbCom members literally executed 6 feminyst editors, by banning them from the site.

The story was first reported by brave feminist warrior Mark Bernstein, who told UnNews the harrowing tale. "I was there, the Patriarchy® forced me to watch every second of it. All of it. The shamans of GamerHate awoke the toxic masculinity from within the ArbCom committee, and then turned them against the defenseless, but somehow simultaneously strong, feminist editors of Wikipedia. All 8 of them." Bernstein was later seen folding sheets of tinfoil into a hat, presumably as defense against the Patriarchy®'s testosterone chemtrails.

For further analysis, UnNews reporters talked with journalist Alex Hern of the Guardian, known for always being right, always. Do not question how reliable the Guardian is. Ever. Alex Hern echoed the account of this tragedy by Mark, adding in, "As brutal as this is, this is but a grim reminder of the brutality of GamerHate, and the pervasiveness of the Patriarchy®. Not even Wikipedia was immune to the influence of GamerHate. However, we should take a moment to remember the 9 who fell."

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Sources [ edit ]

Not 8chan trolls "ArbitrationGate Controversy" Wikipedia, 2015/1/28

Alex "Save the Landwhales" Hern "Wikipedia bans five editors from gender-related articles" The Guardian, 2015/1/23

Mark "It was the MRAs!" Bernstein "Infamous" Markbernstein.org, 2015/1/22