DementedMan: >Welcome to SYNCHQUEST ALPHA VERSION

HerpDerpHooves: What is synchquest?

Whoa

Whoa

I didnt ask for this

yet

DementedMan: > NEW GAME Y/N

HerpDerpHooves: N

HerpDerpHooves: /help

DementedMan: >LOAD GAME Y/N

HerpDerpHooves: >/HELP

DementedMan: > /UNRECOGNISED COMMAND

HerpDerpHooves: >/?

>/WATDO

DementedMan: >SYNCHQUEST is a text based adventure. Enter commands into the parser with the > key. Most commands will be understood.

HerpDerpHooves: Okay, interesting

Epigonic: >QUIT

HerpDerpHooves: >NEW GAME

>FUCK EPI'S COMMAND

Epigonic:

HerpDerpHooves:

>START

>NEW GAME

DementedMan: >You are in a room. There is a BED to the west, a DOOR to the east, and a CHEST OF DRAWERS to the north. What do?

GarlicShells: sup herp

oh, and DM

wait what is this

Sheriffl2k: south

DementedMan: Synchquest

Slowpon: >get jiggy with it

GarlicShells: WHAT DID I JUST WALK INTO

okay

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN DRAWERS

GarlicShells wants to play

HerpDerpHooves: sup Garlic

GarlicShells spectates instead

DementedMan: > You vigorously get joggy with it. You gain +3 Disco points.

Slowpon: fuck yeah

Epigonic: I used to play MUDs all the time. I miss it sometimes

GarlicShells: lol I thought you said "shutup Garlic"

HerpDerpHooves: lol

GarlicShells: you get joggy with it

Slowpon: that's a pretty advanced parser this game has

to udnerstand that string

GarlicShells: go around the block twice

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN EASTWARD DOOR

Epigonic: GarlicShells, you're making me hungry for pasta and cheese

GarlicShells: do it, filly

DementedMan: > The DOOR is locked!

Epigonic: Every time I see ...

dat name

GarlicShells: eat it

HerpDerpHooves: >GET IN THE FUCKING BED

DementedMan: > There is no FUCKING BED.

GarlicShells: no dude

HerpDerpHooves: >WHAT

GarlicShells: you're joggy with it

HerpDerpHooves: >YOU SAID

GarlicShells: you don't feel like going in the bed

HerpDerpHooves: >GO TO THE BED

Epigonic: It's not a FUCKING BED, just a BED

Slowpon: you are le tired

DementedMan: > You go to the BED

HerpDerpHooves: >LIFT THE MATTRESS

Epigonic: Who is the unicorn in this scene?

DementedMan: You lift the MATTRESS of the BED. There is nothing of note underneath.

Epigonic: I want her name.

DementedMan: *>

HerpDerpHooves:

Slowpon: hm

not berry

FlutterFan1: hey ILF, do you by any chance have a DL for last night's set?

HerpDerpHooves: Okay guys, how open door.

Slowpon: not sure

HerpDerpHooves: How do

Epigonic: three diamonds...

ILuvFluttershy: I do Flutter!

one second, lemme dig it up for ya!

Slowpon:

FlutterFan1: thanks man

Epigonic: Amethyst Star

HerpDerpHooves: Wait a second.

Okay i figured it out

Epigonic: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies/Unicorn_ponies#Amethyst_Star

Slowpon: nice name

Epigonic: Maybe?

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN THE DOOR USING 3 DISCO POINTS, USING THE MOVE 'FREAKOUT'

yes, this should work

appropriate way to unlock a door

DementedMan: > You furiously freakout against the door. Alas, even your mighty Disco bonus fails to move it.

HerpDerpHooves: Well, that is disheartening.

Someone

Halp with game

>OPEN THE DRAWERS

Epigonic: So far Synchquest is good

HerpDerpHooves: >WHICH YOU DIDNT DO WHEN I ASKED YOU

Synchquest is a good game

10/10

GarlicShells: I wanna play now

DementedMan: > There are three DRAWERS, TOP, BOTTOM, and MIDDLE. Which do you open first?

HerpDerpHooves: hmmm

Epigonic: Ooooooh, choices, choices

Slowpon: goty all years

Epigonic: This and Envirobear win

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN THE BOTTOM

GarlicShells: kk

gotta go be a rpg maker on omegle

DementedMan: > There is a KEY in the BOTTOM DRAWER.

GarlicShells: see y'all bitches later

Epigonic: hahaha, have fun, GarlicShells

HerpDerpHooves: FUCK YEAH

ILuvFluttershy: Flutter, got the link for you!

Epigonic: Send us a log

HerpDerpHooves: See yeah Garlic!

FlutterFan1: awesome thanks

HerpDerpHooves: Yeah send a log

ILuvFluttershy: also, whoever else wants to DL this, its my set from the other night

http://www.mediafire.com/?2ghwbrx8g136hq7

HerpDerpHooves: >COLLECT THE KEY

GarlicShells: I'll save one if I can

ILuvFluttershy: in funtastic mp3 format

DementedMan: > You get the KEY and put it in your pocket.

knocknix: FUNTASTIC

HerpDerpHooves: /ME OPEN THE TOP DRAWER

ILuvFluttershy:

Sheriffl2k: brb gunna restart my computer

HerpDerpHooves: derp

HerpDerpHooves

HerpDerpHooves: how did

i put /me instead of >

>OPEN THE TOP DRAWER

GarlicShells: damnit

I hate people

NEXT STRANGER

Epigonic: ASL

ASL

ASL

GarlicShells: ASL

ASLASLASL

Epigonic: You have been disconnected

GarlicShells: ASL?

ASL!

ASL ASL

ASL

Epigonic: Real pain

GarlicShells HATES people

GarlicShells: You are now playing Pony Quest! (3.0!)

smashblu: 53/m/rapisttown

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN THE TOP DRAWER DAMNIT

DementedMan: > The TOP DRAWER contains PONY CLOTHES, PONY SOCKS, and a PONY VIBRATOR hidden in one of the SOCKS.

HerpDerpHooves: O.O

DementedMan: > GIVE THE PARSAR TIME DAMMIT

HerpDerpHooves: O.O

>SORRY

So um

Guys

Epigonic: Yay, you better take all of that. It'll be important

just do >take ALL

HerpDerpHooves: Fuck it

>

DementedMan: >

HerpDerpHooves: >TAKE ALL

DementedMan: > You do not have enough room in your INV for all that! You'll have to equip or drop items.

HerpDerpHooves: >CHECK INV SPACE

Epigonic: You're going to have to equip the vibrator and pony gear, hehehe

HerpDerpHooves: oh wait

oh shit

o.o

Slowpon:

DementedMan: > You have in your INV 1 SELF with a key in its pocket.

HerpDerpHooves: Wow

This guy's inventory is horrible

Epigonic: Just be sure to WIELD the vibrator, not USE

HerpDerpHooves: Or I could just drop it

Buuuut

That wouldnt be very fun

Epigonic: It's totally going to be important. I can just feel it

Slowpon: twitchy twitch

HerpDerpHooves: >Equip PONY SOCKS and PONY CLOTHES

DementedMan: Anyone can enter a command, but only the first one will be addressed BTW

Epigonic: I'm afraid to break the game if I enter a command

HerpDerpHooves: >Wield PONY VIBRATOR in LEFT HAND

DementedMan: > You equip the PONY SOCKS on your hands, feet, and ear. you now have an AURA OF IDIOCY.

HerpDerpHooves: FUCK YEAH GUYS

AURA OF IDIOCY

>STATS: AURA OF IDIOCY

DementedMan: > The PONY CLOTHES do not fit your SPINDLY FRAME.

FlutterFan1: I dont know how to enter commands (or at least not in green lol)

GarlicShells: http://l.omegle.com/42efd.png

damn

failed attempt number 3

Epigonic: Looks like they might

GarlicShells: but the closet I've gotten

ILuvFluttershy: Flutter, just put the > before you type anything

Epigonic: OH GOD FLEUR DE LIS

marry me

DementedMan: > The AURA OF IDIOCY gives a -3 Social, +1 CHA, +1 STU, and +3 Silliness.

HerpDerpHooves: -3 Social

Lol

Alright

WE ARE NOW EQUIPPED TO GO THROUGH THE DOOR

>OPEN THE MIDDLE DRAWER

DementedMan: Don't forget the vibrator

Epigonic: He tried wielding it in his left hand

HerpDerpHooves: Yeah

Is it a different command?

DementedMan: He entered that command while another was resolving

Epigonic: Ahhhh, I see, I see

HerpDerpHooves: Shit, this game is slow

Epigonic: This game is AWESOME.

DementedMan: > The MIDDLE DRAWER contains BAD POETRY.

HerpDerpHooves: >Wield PONY VIBRATOR in RIGHT HAND.

Hmm, bad poetry

DementedMan: > You wield the PONY VIBRATOR. It is INACTIVE.

HerpDerpHooves: o.o

Inactive

Lets keep it that way

>READ the BAD POETRY

Epigonic: I love Rarity's nervous smiles

HerpDerpHooves: Heh, now Metz has to make up bad poetry

DementedMan: > The poetry is pirmarily concerned with the secret lust of a purple unicorn for her alicorn mentor. IT would receive a D+ at college level.

Epigonic: Great song?

Or Greatest song?

GO

DementedMan: Shittiest song

Epigonic: SING

DementedMan: what now

Epigonic: You lie

YOU LIE

ILuvFluttershy: I actually dont really like this song

its one of my least favorite from the show

FlutterFan1: I love this song

DementedMan: remixes are better

ILuvFluttershy: and I literally have no idea why

Epigonic: It's okay to be wrong, ILuvFluttershy

FlutterFan1: ya

ILuvFluttershy: I want to like it

Epigonic hugs ILuvFluttershy

ILuvFluttershy: because everyone else does

but I just cant

HerpDerpHooves: So

DementedMan: > AUTOSAVE

ILuvFluttershy: I wish I at least knew why I didnt like it

HerpDerpHooves: damnit

I dont know what to do with this shit

GarlicShells: damn this person

http://l.omegle.com/aea5d.png

Epigonic: Gotta use the key on the door

HerpDerpHooves: I know

But

What do with poetry

Just leave it there?

It may be important

Epigonic: See if you have enough inventory space

HerpDerpHooves: >CHECK INV SPACE

DementedMan: > You have one KEY in your pocket.

ILuvFluttershy: Epi, that is possibly the best use of poetry I have ever heard

DementedMan: Tis

GarlicShells: ^ditto

DementedMan: I will elt that happen

*let

GarlicShells: is rarity slightly blue?

HerpDerpHooves: >CHECK INV EMPTY SLOTS

GarlicShells: or like gray?

Sheriff: okay ficed everything ill get on in a bit

i have the worst team on bf3

GarlicShells: she's not totally white

DementedMan: > You have one KEY in your pocket.

HerpDerpHooves: Alright

>STORE BAD POETRY in the other POCKET

DementedMan: > You take the BAD POETRY.

Epigonic: ILuvFluttershy, it's probably the pop sound of the song that turns you off to it

It's alright

HerpDerpHooves: >Open DOOR with KEY from POCKET

ILuvFluttershy: probably not

I dont dislike pop music

DementedMan: > The KEY doesn't fit the lock!

ILuvFluttershy: but I suppose that particular sound in MLP could make me dislike it

HerpDerpHooves: Are you shitting me.

DementedMan: >No

HerpDerpHooves: Lol

Okay

ILuvFluttershy: but I also dont like any of the remixes either

HerpDerpHooves: I know the answer to this puzzle

Slowpon: maybe the poetry could be used as vogon poetry is in hitchhiker's guide

ILuvFluttershy: like Archie V's remix

Slowpon: to torture one's foes

HerpDerpHooves: >Open DOOR with PONY VIBRATOR

ILuvFluttershy: I think Archie has much better songs

but idk, thats just my (outnumbered) opinion lol

Slowpon: objective: call in to Fox radio show, read bad poetry on air

DementedMan: > The PONY IBRATOR fails to open the locks.

HerpDerpHooves: Damnit

So, I have Pony clothes, pony socks, a key, and a pony vibrator

DementedMan: > NOTE: ANY SPELLING ERROR IS THE RESULT OF SYNTAX ERROR

Slowpon: I am error

Epigonic: Have you heard this guy play the song?

2:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sspm9p29gRs

HerpDerpHooves: >OK

DementedMan: >YEP, SYNTAX.

Epigonic: Cause it's one of my favorite versions

ILuvFluttershy goes to listen

Epigonic: He was totally at Bronycon, and I totally said I loved his stuff.

HerpDerpHooves: >CHECK OPTIONS

wapplejack walks in

wapplejack rapes emu

wapplejack goes afk

TheBestPony: Nope.

Slowpon:

HerpDerpHooves: lol

DementedMan: > 1. NEW GAME 2. LOAD SAVE 3. QUIT 4. SETTINGS

Epigonic: TheBestPony just pulled a Neo

HerpDerpHooves: >4

DementedMan: > 1. INCREASE VOLUME 2. INCREASE DIFFICULTY 3. CREDITS

wapplejack ust watched the new ep

Epigonic: No spoilers please

HerpDerpHooves: >BACK TO GAME

Epigonic: I haven't watched it

Slowpon: shhh epi hasn't seen

wapplejack: Failed Emote: z00

ILuvFluttershy: I now know why I don't like the song Epi

Epigonic: Oooh

Alright

DementedMan: > You are in a room. There is a BED to the west, and DOOR to the east, and a CHEST OF DRAWERS to the north. What do?

HerpDerpHooves: >GO TO BED

wapplejack: redheart

DementedMan: > You are now at the BED.

HerpDerpHooves: Hmmm

Fuck it

Epigonic: >LOOK UNDER BED

wapplejack: bombs

HerpDerpHooves: alright that works too

Epigonic: I'm still afraid I'm going to break the game

Slowpon: do it

see what the parser can handle

DementedMan: > There is an APPLE CORE, a BOOK covered with DUST, and more BAD POETRY under the BED.

HerpDerpHooves: >PICK UP BOOK

DementedMan: > You pick up the BOOK.

Epigonic: Maybe the book requires a key. Could be a diary

Slowpon: there should be a score screen to go with the inventory screen

Epigonic: Filled with more bad poetry

HerpDerpHooves: Maybe

Slowpon: show your stats

HerpDerpHooves: Damnit, bad poetry

Epigonic: oh god, Slowpon, that would be great.

HerpDerpHooves: >Check STATS

DementedMan: > LOADING

DementedMan: > 0 Grubbiness, 2 Social, 5 Silliness, 5 Larceny, 5 Igniteability, 5 Astuteness, 5 Fletching, 5 Basketweave.

Slowpon: am also noticing a distinct lack of Swag stat

DementedMan: SWA is an ATTRIBUTE

HerpDerpHooves: Ah

Okay

Shall we?

>OPEN BOOK

DementedMan: > Lets

DementedMan: > Upon reading the book, you find it is TWILIGHT'S DIARY.

Epigonic: YES

SCORE

HerpDerpHooves: Sweet

So

We are in Twilights house

Wait, so that means

o.o

HerpDerpHooves looks at pony vibrator

Epigonic: That means there should be stairs down... hrm...

DementedMan: > Yep, her VIBRATOR

Epigonic: NO

NO NO NO

HerpDerpHooves: Oh, that too Epi

Slowpon:

HerpDerpHooves: OH GOD

>DROP PONY VIBRATOR

Epigonic: You're wearing her ... clothes?

HerpDerpHooves: OH GOD

wait

how much armor do these clothes give

DementedMan: > You drop the PONY VIBRATOR.

HerpDerpHooves: >STATS PONY CLOTHES

DementedMan: > You left the PONY CLOTHES behind, retard.

HerpDerpHooves: I equipped them

Epigonic: It's true, they were too small for you

Slowpon:

http://i.imgur.com/wMPg5.jpg

HerpDerpHooves: Oh yeah

damnit

Epigonic: You're just wearing the socks

HerpDerpHooves: So i still have the socks

so

im wearing her socks

>STATS PONY SOCKS

smashblu:

http://i.imgur.com/1Noal.jpg

DementedMan: > Wearing the PONY SOCKS confers an AURA OF IDIOCY.

Epigonic: He did give a hint since there were more than 2 socks

Slowpon: I have an opportunity to maybe get two more autographs tomorrow

HerpDerpHooves: Oh, so no armor on the socks

Epigonic: They give you +1 CHA and +1 STU though

Slowpon: I'm thinking of taking in shocked Twi but she can't write on black background so that doesn't work

HerpDerpHooves: I dont think the other socks are relevant though

Alright

Epigonic: The AURA OF IDIOCY gives a -3 Social, +1 CHA, +1 STU, and +3 Silliness.

HerpDerpHooves: >READ BAD POETRY UNDER BED

Yeah

Slowpon: SWA is unaffected

HerpDerpHooves: Sadly

DementedMan: > You read the BAD POETRY under the BED.

Epigonic: You know, maybe you ARE Twilight Sparkle

HerpDerpHooves: This game is epic

Maybe

DementedMan: > You notice a SMALL PANEL where the BOOK was.

HerpDerpHooves: This could be some conveluted clop game that Metz is leading me into

Epigonic: hahaha

DementedMan: > SEX

HerpDerpHooves: >CANCLE COMMAND 'SEX'

DementedMan: > DICKS

HerpDerpHooves: SYNTAX ERROR

SYNTAX ERROR

SHIT

SHIT

okay

Whatever

I can deal with a dicks mod on

DementedMan: > ENABLE DICKS MOD? Y/N

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN SMALL PANEL WITHIN THE BOOK

GarlicShells: Y

Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

HerpDerpHooves: ha garlic

DementedMan: > There is no SMALL PANEL in the BOOK.

Epigonic: Small panel was where the book was before you picked it up

HerpDerpHooves: damnit

I derped

Yeah

Derp

HerpDerpHooves facepalms

FlutterFan1: derp

HerpDerpHooves: >N

ILuvFluttershy: hep?

herp*?

HerpDerpHooves: I see what you did there

>OPEN THE SMALL PANEL UNDER THE BED

DementedMan: > The SMALL PANEL is locked!

ILuvFluttershy: i derped saying herp

oh irony

HerpDerpHooves: oh i see now

FlutterFan1: I was just gonna say that lol

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN the SMALL PANEL with the KEY

DementedMan: > You open the SMALL PANEL with the KEY.

HerpDerpHooves: Alright

Before we go in

>READ the BAD POETRY under the BED

DementedMan: > You continue where you left off.

HerpDerpHooves: Alright

Fuck that

How big is the small panel, exactly?

DementedMan: > All the BAD POETRY gives you +3 INT

HerpDerpHooves: Yay~

>DIMENSIONS SMALL PANEL

Slowpon: how did that

what

HerpDerpHooves: thats probably an invalid command

Yeah, I dont know either

DementedMan: > There is no SMALL PANEL DIMENSION accessible here.

Slowpon:

Epigonic: >Examine APPLE CORE

DementedMan: Upon examination, the APPLE CORE appears to be fake.

*>

smashblu:

Epigonic: I figure we can all butt in and try to screw up each other's efforts.

HerpDerpHooves: Yeah

Everyone plays games differently

So

Sheriff: Failed Emote: ajdemon my bf3 keeps sucking

HerpDerpHooves: What does a fake apple core mean?

Epigonic: It means we can't harvest the seeds

DementedMan: > What the hell do you think.

HerpDerpHooves: Epi, we wouldnt have enough INV space anyway

GarlicShells: I wish I had bf3

HerpDerpHooves: What does a fake apple core mean?

Epigonic: It means we can't harvest the seeds

DementedMan: > What the hell do you think.

HerpDerpHooves: Epi, we wouldnt have enough INV space anyway

GarlicShells: I wish I had bf3

Epigonic: I never liked the eyes of the diamond dogs or this version of spike

HerpDerpHooves: >EXPLORE SMALL PANEL

Epigonic: Whoever the animator is that designed them makes me sad.

All the other dragon's eyes are awesome

FlutterFan1 tries to cheer up Epigonic

DementedMan: > There is a KEY, more BAD POETRY, and a jar of SUSPICIOUS VITREOUS.

HerpDerpHooves: Supsicious Vitreous

Umm

Jesus

Bad poetry everywhere

Epigonic: heheh

HerpDerpHooves: Didnt know Twi was a poet

DementedMan: > She isn't.

HerpDerpHooves: Interesting

Epigonic: This COULD be a stalker's house

HerpDerpHooves: Thats true

This would be a very avid stalker though

Sheriff: now that rarity sorta let spike no that she knows he likes face to face. whats up with that

HerpDerpHooves: To get that vibrator man...

GarlicShells:

3:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG_tQZMUK00

HerpDerpHooves: I wonder how hard that would be

GarlicShells: SDF

Epigonic: Spike is so cute when he's falling to his death

DementedMan: > I mean't she's shit at poetry.

Epigonic loves some Cave Story

DementedMan: > Christ

HerpDerpHooves: Poet doesnt mean your good at poetry

it just means you write poetry

GarlicShells: EPI, I love cave story too

I want to go back and save her

I never did

HerpDerpHooves: Yeah, Cave Story is awesome

DementedMan: > You have PONY SOCKS equipped, a KEY in your pocket, and 2X BAD POETRY in your pocket.

Epigonic: I don't remember if that's the ONLY thing you have to do, GarlicShells.

GarlicShells: brb, I have like 8 hours of cave story to play

HerpDerpHooves: >DROP THE BAD POETRY AND THE KEY

GarlicShells: to save her

Epigonic: But I believe it's definitely one

DementedMan: > You drop the BAD POETRY and the KEY.

HerpDerpHooves: >READ THE BAD POETRY IN THE SMALL PANEL

DementedMan: > You continue your studies of the BAD POETRY.

Epigonic: You're going to lose intelligence at this rate

HerpDerpHooves: Lol

Actually its boosting it

Whoever I am playing must be full retard or something

DementedMan: > You have splurged on BAD POETRY! -3 INT.

HerpDerpHooves: What the hell

ILuvFluttershy: you tempted him

Slowpon: new episode bout to drop awwww yeah

HerpDerpHooves: I know

Well

I might as well say fuck the rest now

>PICK UP THE PONY VIBRATOR AND THE KEY FROM THE SMALL PANEL

Epigonic goes to check his pizza again.

DementedMan: > You put the KEY in your pocket with the other KEY [the game will manage relevant KEYS] and you pick up the PONY VIBRATOR.

HerpDerpHooves: >STORE THE SUSPICIOUS VITREOUS IN POCKET

DementedMan: > The pocket is too small for the VITREOUS.

HerpDerpHooves: Figured

>PLACE VITREOUS IN SECRET PENIS POCKET

DementedMan: > NOTE: YOU CAN HOLD ITEMS IN YOUR HANDS

> Your PENIS POCKET is not big enough for the VITREOUS.

HerpDerpHooves: >PLACE VITREOUS IN LEFT HAND

DementedMan: > You equip the SUSPICIOUS VITREOUS.

HerpDerpHooves: >WALK TO THE DOOR

Slowpon:

DementedMan: > You walk to the door.

HerpDerpHooves: annnnd

>SAVE GAME

always save

DementedMan: > SAVED

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN DOOR WITH RELEVANT KEY

DementedMan: > You have no RELEVANT KEY.

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN DOOR WITH KEY

DementedMan: > You unlock the DOOR!

HerpDerpHooves: >fuck you and your specifity

Epigonic: wait, I thought the key didn't fit before?

HerpDerpHooves: We got another one

Epigonic: Oh, good

HerpDerpHooves: From the small panel

Alright

Epigonic: http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/ohss8/pinkiepieswear_flutterwonder_hmages_dancefloor/

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN DOOR

DementedMan: > You open the door.

Epigonic: Just in case ILuvFluttershy isn't stalking PinkiePieSwear on youtube like I am.

ILuvFluttershy: I am

HerpDerpHooves: >DESCRIBE ROOM

ILuvFluttershy: Please Epi, of course I am

Epigonic: Hehehe

ILuvFluttershy: /creepy

DementedMan: > There is a BED to the west, a DOOR to the EAST, and a CHEST OF DRAWERS to the north.

HerpDerpHooves: God, filtering all the extra shit out for the pastebin is going to suck ass

Epigonic: You actually have to go through the door, probably

ILuvFluttershy: And how was it Epi?

HerpDerpHooves: Yeah, I said open door twice

Epigonic: I enjoyed it

ILuvFluttershy: I hope my DJing didnt suck too much

Epigonic: The door is open, but you're still in the same room.

HerpDerpHooves:Derp

>GO THROUGH DOOR

god

Epigonic eats pizza and watches the game.

DementedMan: > You exit the room. Stage one complete!

ILuvFluttershy: DA DA DA DAAAAA!

HerpDerpHooves: God

Think how much shorter that would be

Epigonic: You know the worst part is that I can't watch this game when the new episode starts

HerpDerpHooves: If it was an actual game

ILuvFluttershy: you should save

HerpDerpHooves: Ill have it logged Epi

I saved right before I opened the door

DementedMan: > LEVEL UP

Epigonic: oooh

HerpDerpHooves: Okay now i will save

>SAVE

DementedMan: > 3 to STATS, 1 to ATTRIBUTES.

> SAVED

DementedMan: > You have a magical awakening! You can now cast INCONVENIENCE and MOSQUITO'S LANCE.

HerpDerpHooves: oooo

Inconvenience

Slowpon: for a second there they were like

all dead

dead ponies

that's deep man

Epigonic: Yep

HerpDerpHooves: >STATS INCONVENIENCE and MOSTQUITO'S LANCE

Epigonic: It's that easy for the world to go to crap

DementedMan: > SPELL STATS ONE AT A TIME

HerpDerpHooves: >STATS INCONVENIENCE

DementedMan: > LEVEL 1 CURSE: Target loses -3 astuteness for three turns.

HerpDerpHooves: >STATS MOSQUITO'S LANCE

ShhhWorldChamp:

DementedMan: > LEVEL 1 SORCERY: Target loses 2HP. Caster gains 1HP.

ShhhWorldChamp:

HerpDerpHooves: Good, good

HerpDerpHooves: >SAVE

is it still corrupted?

DementedMan: >SAVED

HerpDerpHooves: lol

DementedMan: >ERROR

HerpDerpHooves: >NO

ILuvFluttershy:

DementedMan: >NEW SAVE LOCATION FOUND

>SAVED

HerpDerpHooves: wow

that was the problem?

well that was derp

Epigonic: Don't talk back to the program

HerpDerpHooves: Yeah

Epigonic: It'll eat your file again

DementedMan: > FOLDER "TWILIGHTS ASS" FULL. NEW FOLDER "APPLEJACK's PLOT" LOCATED.

HerpDerpHooves: LOL

ShhhWorldChamp:

Slowpon:

ShhhWorldChamp:

I love sweetie bot so much

HerpDerpHooves: >CHANGE LOCATION C:\Users\HerpDerpHooves\Documents\Synchquest\Saves\Save4.svg

Epigonic: I simply can't believe Tabitha St Germain does all the voices she does

She's amazing

DementedMan: > DELETED SYSTEM 32

HerpDerpHooves: ...

.

..

...

DementedMan: > ALL YOU HAVE IS THE GAME NOW

HerpDerpHooves: alright

Epigonic just lost The Game.

HerpDerpHooves: well

DementedMan: > DOWNLOAD "GIVE ME BACK MY SHIT" DLC.

HerpDerpHooves: i dont trust this

this

DLC

from a developer that deleted my operating system

Epigonic: Applebunny is the most adorable thing

HerpDerpHooves: All i have is the game now

DementedMan: > DLC AWARDED UPON LEVEL TEN

HerpDerpHooves: You cant be srs

DementedMan: > I CAN BE SRS

HerpDerpHooves: >SRS? Y/N

DementedMan: > Y YOU CUNT

HerpDerpHooves: >DAMNIT

okay

DementedMan: > I KNOW MAN

> I'M JUST THE OARSAR

HerpDerpHooves: fuck it, the game is getting sort of boring

>USE PONY VIBRATOR

Epigonic: Nooooooooo

DementedMan: > FUCK YOU, THERE'S ENEMIES SOON

HerpDerpHooves: POSSIBLE NSFW INCOMING

WAT

>FUCK THE ENEMIES

>I WANT MASTURBATION

DementedMan: > YOU ARE STILL ON THE LEVEL UP SCREEN

> PROCEED? Y/N

HerpDerpHooves: ugh

>Y

Slowpon: I don't know why this took me so long to find

probably because rum

http://i.imgur.com/B3crE.jpg

HerpDerpHooves: >So, can I still save or did all my save files get destroyed, or did you create a dump file for them?

Slowpon: coulda just looked in my bookmarks but nooooo

HerpDerpHooves: Guys

Synchquest

DementedMan: > You are in a large room. There are Bookcases to the North, South, East, and west. There is a door to the south. There is a desk to the north. There is a corridor to the east.

HerpDerpHooves: Is bug-free

Epigonic: Isn't that just ShhhWorldChamp's avatar pic?

ShhhWorldChamp:

Slowpon: oh I see now it is

my baaaaad

ShhhWorldChamp: Slowpon showed it to me

DementedMan: > SAVE LOCATION DEEMED SAFE

DementedMan: > There is a LOOSE PARASPRITE in the room!

HerpDerpHooves: >PAUSE GAME

GarlicShells: jellies

Epigonic:

HerpDerpHooves: >UNPAUSE GAME

>USE MELEE with PONY VIBRATOR on WILD PARASPRITE

Slowpon: >U U D D L R L R B A SELECT

HerpDerpHooves: >DAMNIT SLOWPON

Slowpon: >LOL

TheBestPony: >>U U D D L R L R A B SELECT

FTFY

GarlicShells: I'm not gonna lie

Slowpon:

I think it depends on the game emu

GarlicShells: cave story 3ds looks pretty dumb

TheBestPony: I'm *pretty* sure that's not the case

HerpDerpHooves: Good thing i had cheats disabled

Slowpon: hmmm I am quite possibly too lazy to investigate this

Epigonic: It's B then A, but you guys have to hit start too

DementedMan: > Engage PARASPRITE?

HerpDerpHooves: >Y

Epigonic: Parasprites are harmless

HerpDerpHooves: Yeah, but the wings are good for alchemy

DementedMan: > PARASPRITE seizes INITIATIVE.

Epigonic: Hehehehehee

I love this scene

DementedMan: > PARASPRITE makes a DESPERATE LUNGE. 3HP LOST.

Slowpon:

http://i.imgur.com/91dnw.gif

DementedMan: > Your turn.

Slowpon: I don't think there is any good context for that gif

HerpDerpHooves: >USE MOSQUITO'S LANCE ON PARASPRITE

Slowpon: frankly I don't know why I have it saved

DementedMan: > You attempt to channel a SPELL. It will take two TURNS!

HerpDerpHooves: FFS

DementedMan: > The PARASPRITE makes a BLIND SWIPE, but misses!

HerpDerpHooves: yay~

Epigonic: Dammit

Do I stay for the episode?

Do I leave?

ILuvFluttershy: STAY

DementedMan: > You hit the PARASPRITE for 2DMG and leech 1 HP!

ShhhWorldChamp:

Slowpon: why would you leave? you don't want to see it yet?

Epigonic: I have some friends that I might be able to see it with tomorrow

HerpDerpHooves: Dude, this game is epic, stay for the game if anything

Slowpon: so watch it again bfd

HerpDerpHooves: fuck the new episode

(not really)

Slowpon: unless you're desperately in need of sleep

kinda like me

but I'm high on pony

and cannabis but mostly pony

FlutterFan1: pony

Slowpon: I couldn't even believe all the pony at the anime con

bronies

bronies everywhere

Epigonic: Awesome

DementedMan: > Command needed within sixty seconds.

Slowpon: oh btw

ILuvFluttershy: HDH

thats what she said

HerpDerpHooves: Its the parasprites turn

Slowpon: there's a guy who got posted on Tara Strong's twitter dressed like TS

HerpDerpHooves: I hit the parasprite with Mosquito's Lance this turn

Oh ILF

Slowpon: he and his brony and pegasister pals performed a rousing rendition of Cutie Mark Crusaders theme at the open mic karaoke

DementedMan: > Command needed within thirty seconds

Epigonic: >ACTIVATE VIBRATOR AND ATTACK PARASPRITE

HerpDerpHooves: okay

good you typed it faster than me

good

DementedMan: > The VIBRATOR cannot ACTIVATE due to OVERUSE.

Epigonic: Oh nooooo

HerpDerpHooves: O.O

DementedMan: > You swing the VIBRATOR wildly, and miss!

Slowpon: curses

HerpDerpHooves: Epi, you do know what that means

Epigonic: Yes.

HerpDerpHooves: Aww shit

we missed

Epigonic: I do.

HerpDerpHooves: but

Yeah

Twilight

...

Epigonic: Yes.

Slowpon: granny smith's zap apple jam brings all the ponies to the yard

Epigonic: I'mma head out

ILuvFluttershy:

HerpDerpHooves: >CHECK MANA

Epigonic: So I can watch the next episode

ILuvFluttershy: Damn you Epi

DementedMan: > The PARASPRITE consumes a nearby book for no effect!

ILuvFluttershy: you break my heart

see?

</3

Epigonic: Whaaaa?

HerpDerpHooves: YOU SEE

Epigonic: I'mma watch it on Youtube

FlutterFan1 fixes ILF's heart

ILuvFluttershy: oh

Epigonic: So synchtube isn't a factor

ILuvFluttershy: nevermind then

HerpDerpHooves: now

ILuvFluttershy: its fine guys!

Epigonic: I don't want synchtube breakin

FlutterFan1:

Slowpon: well if epi is leaving then I'm gonna go ahead and squee about how amazing that celestia luna deathmatch was

HerpDerpHooves: it must remain broken!

Slowpon: I mean

just

amazing

HerpDerpHooves: but, i dont know how to break ILF's heart

wait

Epigonic: Awwwwww

Slowpon: and when they brought out the tanks

Epigonic: Happy ending

Slowpon: just

wow

Epigonic: This was a good ending

HerpDerpHooves: Sluttershy is so retarded, like seriously

Epigonic: I liked this episode

HerpDerpHooves: Oh, right, the game.

Epigonic: I love that line

HerpDerpHooves: >CHECK MANA

Epigonic: Applebloom is one humdinger of a zap apple jammer

DementedMan: > There is no MANA. SPELLS are CHANNELLED for a set number of turns

Slowpon: oh it's like Final Fantasy 1 system

kinda

god that game was a bitch

DementedMan: Never played it

Slowpon: I swear

HerpDerpHooves: Never played it

Slowpon: I should try one of the remade easyversions

but the original fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

FlutterFan1: new episodeee

HerpDerpHooves: >CHECK PARASPRITE HP

Slowpon: ok for reals now PINKIE EPISODE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DementedMan: > You do not have enough PER to check HP.

Slowpon:

HerpDerpHooves: >CAST INCONVENIENCE ON PARASPRITE

Alright Epi

ILuvFluttershy: </3

FlutterFan1: </3

HerpDerpHooves: See you later

ShhhWorldChamp: bye

FlutterFan1: byeee

HerpDerpHooves: Sadly, I'm not good at fixing hearts

They will remain broken

DementedMan: > You CHANNEL for a turn and cast INCONVENIENCE on the PARASPRITE!

> The PARASPRITE suffers from MAGICAL MISSHAP! It changes into a TEACUP!

HerpDerpHooves: ...

lol?

ShhhWorldChamp: The babies' eyes kind of creep me out

FlutterFan1: theyre cutre

Sheriff: finnaly

DementedMan: > The PARASPRITE is a TEACUP! It can't do shit!

DementedMan: > You are victorious!

DementedMan: > The TEACUP drops no loot.

HerpDerpHooves: You are in a large room. There are Bookcases to the North, South, East, and west. There is a door to the south. There is a desk to the north. There is a corridor to the east.

Just posting that for reference

Slowpon:

Sheriff: yay a new salute

HerpDerpHooves: Well, I am in Twilights library by the looks of it

Slowpon: examine shelves

examine bed

examine floor

HerpDerpHooves: >Examine BOOKSHELVES

Slowpon: examine rug

etc

examine telescope

ILuvFluttershy:

http://i.imgur.com/sppsC.gif

HerpDerpHooves: I was waiting for that gif to be made

FlutterFan1: its been needed

HerpDerpHooves: And now I will save it for my bad puns in the future

ILuvFluttershy: eeyup

Sheriff: just kicjs the stuff away

Slowpon:

ILuvFluttershy: I have it saved too lol

FlutterFan1: already did the same

Sheriff: lol

pinkie is crazy

DementedMan: > The BOOKSHELVES contain many BOOKS on different subjects. There are also some WRITING SUPPLIES, a FLASK OF GREEN, and SMALL POUCH.

Sheriff: GHOST

FlutterFan1: pinkie pie, you are so random

HerpDerpHooves: >OPEN THE SMALL POUCH

ShhhWorldChamp: is that a "surprise" ref?

DementedMan: > The SMALL POUCH is empty.

ShhhWorldChamp: or am I reading too much into that

HerpDerpHooves: >Examine FLASK OF GREEN

FlutterFan1: yup, surprise makes a cameo

DementedMan: > The FLASK OF GREEN is filled with green something.

HerpDerpHooves: you could describe it

like

is it bubbly?

is it acidic?

DementedMan: > GREEN

HerpDerpHooves: okay

>Examine DESK

DementedMan: > NOTE: THE SMALL POUCH IS EQIPABLE

Sheriff: OD

Slowpon: protip

HerpDerpHooves: >IM SO RETARDED

Someone else play

Slowpon:

HerpDerpHooves: I suck at this game

Sheriff: lols

POO

FlutterFan1: Ill play in 2 minutes if you want

HerpDerpHooves: >Equip the SMALL POUCH

DementedMan: > The DESK is littered with WRITING SUPPLIES, BAD POETRY, UNFINISHED LETTERS, and has two DRAWERS on each side.

TrickyTurtle: what are you guys playing?

HerpDerpHooves: Do it

Sheriff: damn she has to do it with her mouth?

FlutterFan1: synchquest

HerpDerpHooves: We are playing Synchquest

Sheriff: synchquest?

lol

nice

DementedMan: > You equip the SMALL POUCH. INV size increased!

TrickyTurtle: enlighten me

HerpDerpHooves: yay~

Slowpon: only Pinkie could make me not completely repulsed by babies and diapers

FlutterFan1: I just wanna take out my contacts and brush teeth lol

be back soon

Sheriff: drill noise

ShhhWorldChamp: >READ BAD POETRY

HerpDerpHooves: NO SHHH

INT DROP INBOUND

DementedMan: > You gain +5 Igniteability from reading the POETRY

Sheriff: wow TS u jerk

HerpDerpHooves: What the hell

DementedMan: > It's just that BAD

HerpDerpHooves: WOW

that is

Thats pretty bad

Slowpon: you need to find someone else and make THEM read the poetry

ShhhWorldChamp: Last time I tried playing one of these games I accidentally killed twilight

HerpDerpHooves: >Open the LEFT DRAWER

Slowpon: or somepony else

HerpDerpHooves: this game seems so long

ShhhWorldChamp: http://ask-twi.tumblr.com/post/13822363754/you-feel-a-little-bit-nippy-you-climb-into-the

DementedMan: > The LEFT DRAWER contains a SMALL CUDGEL and 10BITS, along with some BLANK PAPER.\

Slowpon:

ShhhWorldChamp:

Sheriff: creepy music

HerpDerpHooves: >DROP the PONY VIBRATOR

DementedMan: > You drop the PONY VIBRATOR.

HerpDerpHooves: >PLACE THE VITREOUS IN THE SMALL POUCH

DementedMan: > You put the VITREOUS away.

HerpDerpHooves: >Equip the SMALL CUDGEL in the RIGHT HAND

FlutterFan1: alright Im back

Sheriff: he can fly bettery than scoog

DementedMan: > You equip the SMALL CUDGEL. It has improved damage over an INACTIVE PONY VIBRATOR, but lowered ATTACK SPEED.

HerpDerpHooves: >COLLECT the 10 BITS

DementedMan: > You grab the dosh.

HerpDerpHooves: *10BITS

>OPEN the RIGHT DRAWER

DementedMan: > The RIGHT DRAWER contains a KEY, an OLD SANDWICH, and some BLANK PAPER.

FlutterFan1: I guess so

HerpDerpHooves: >EXAMINE THE OLD SANDWICH FOR MOLD

Sheriff: did pinkie do this for free lol?

ILuvFluttershy: to me that means random uncontrollable bursts of crazy magic

sooo

it fits my own personal cannon I guess lol

Slowpon:

DementedMan: > The SANDWICH is mould free, but dry as a bone.

Slowpon:

FlutterFan1: but like... magic that adult unicorns cant do? just doesnt fit with me

HerpDerpHooves: >SAVE

DementedMan: > SAVED

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT SPARKLE enters from the CORRIDOR.

HerpDerpHooves: >PAUSE GAME

Epigonic: So.

DementedMan: > PAUSED

HerpDerpHooves: >UNPAUSE GAME

DementedMan: >UNPAUSED

DementedMan: >You are in a large room. There are Bookcases to the North, South, East, and west. There is a door to the south. There is a desk to the north. There is a corridor to the east.

Slowpon: this maybe relevant to some interests

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT SPARKLE is here

HerpDerpHooves: >TALK to TWILIGHT SPARKLE

Slowpon: Ithat kid

in the twilight sparkle blanket cape

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT SPARKLE launches a QUESTIONING TIRADE.

Slowpon: was awesome

he was carrying around a little handheld boombox blasting pony music in the vendor room

I started singing cutie mark crusaders with him

DementedMan: > You attempt a CALMING STATEMENT.

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT seems appeased.

HerpDerpHooves: >NUZZLE TWILIGHT

DementedMan: > Your SOCIAL is not high enough to allow NUZZLING!

HerpDerpHooves: >:(

ShhhWorldChamp: I think it was written before party of one

FlutterFan1: probably

HerpDerpHooves: >BEGIN FLIRTATIOUS BANTER

FlutterFan1: >ask Twilight to procreate

DementedMan: > You attempt to GET INTO PANTS.

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT is not wearing pants, and it fails.

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT sees the PONY VIBRATOR on the ground.

> TWILIGHT is FLUSTERED and DISCOMBOBULATED

FlutterFan1: help Twilight use pony vibrator?

DementedMan: > She asks you where you got it.

HerpDerpHooves: > Use HONEST ANSWER

DementedMan: > You tell TWILIGHT you found it in her room along with all that BAD POETRY you read.

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT is UNAPPEASED

HerpDerpHooves: shit

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT slaps you with her SLAPPING HAND.

HerpDerpHooves: whoa

intense

DementedMan: > -5 HP

HerpDerpHooves: >Say "I liked the poetry"

FlutterFan1: how much hp is left?

DementedMan: > You have 43 HP

HerpDerpHooves: ^

DementedMan: > Your STU is not high enough to say you liked the BAD POETRY

HerpDerpHooves: damnit

Epi was right, I shouldve put it all into STU

Slowpon: I still object to the lack of SWA

DementedMan: > SWA is only available through wargear

Slowpon: oic

HerpDerpHooves: >ATTEMPT DIPLOMACY

Slowpon: why do I always buy fried zucchini at carls jr. when I never eat it

DementedMan: > You DIPLOMACY TWILIGHT with the CUDGEL.

HerpDerpHooves: WAT

NO

>CANCEL COMMAND

DementedMan: > COMMAND REWRITTEN

Slowpon: I don't think it works like tha- wha

DementedMan: > THREE REWRITES AVAILABLE

Slowpon:

HerpDerpHooves: Sweet.

I love this game

DementedMan: Rarity has the best VA

I swear

Slowpon: they are all damn great

but yeah tabitha is something special

DementedMan: Rarity has the best little noises though

HerpDerpHooves: >Say "It is not my fault I found them"

DementedMan: > Yes it is

FlutterFan1: Fluttershy's are pretty good too

HerpDerpHooves: >No it isn't

>Lie

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT accepts your apology.

> +2 Social

HerpDerpHooves: >Attempt FLIRTATIOUS BANTER

Epigonic: I heard that I'm right and that Tabitha is something special.

I AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE THINGS.

DementedMan: > You weave a delicate social ballet. TWILIGHT goes to the DESK.

HerpDerpHooves: o.o

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT sees you have rummaged through her things here as well. She has come to expect this of you.

HerpDerpHooves: lol

Slowpon: oh shit the game is learning

HerpDerpHooves: >Begin HALF-ASSED APOLOGETIC EXCUSE

DementedMan: > You come up with some half assed reason why you have made such an embarrassing mess. TWILIGHTS response indicates she believes you are a SPECIAL NEEDS RETARD.

Slowpon:

HerpDerpHooves: ...

HerpDerpHooves cannot think of a recovery

FlutterFan1: Im gonna go read a fic then go to sleep, good night all, love you and see you tomorrow

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT takes the FLASK OF GREEN and goes down the CORRIDOR.

ShhhWorldChamp:

g'night

HerpDerpHooves: Night Flutter

HerpDerpHooves is contemplating whether to pursue Twilight or not

ShhhWorldChamp: go after her

you need to

HerpDerpHooves:

Alright

I trust you

>FOLLOW TWILIGHT

DementedMan: > You follow TWILIGHT down the CORRIDOR, keeping DAT FLANK in sight at all times.

HerpDerpHooves: Never played a Final Fantasy game, so I have no idea what I am doing

>Explain to Twilight that I am not retarded

Slowpon:

HerpDerpHooves: Yeah, I know.

A million facepalms

DementedMan: > You are in a SMALL LAB. There is LAB EQUIPMENT all around the room. There is a LARGE DEVICE against the west wall.

Slowpon:

HerpDerpHooves: I dont know why I havent played one yet

Slowpon:

MrBrute: goddammit i had the craziest dreamin tonight!

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT listens to your objections with a patronizing air. She will need a display of INT to be convinced.

Slowpon: were there poney

HerpDerpHooves:

MrBrute: Nope

HerpDerpHooves: See, I dont even know what half of the attributes stand for

Oh

I know

>Drop the PONY SOCKS

Slowpon: drop your socks and grab your

ShhhWorldChamp: ...

Slowpon: throttle

MrBrute: But i was defending a woman, with paddles on a boat against 4 villains! Also i ran through a crazy forest swinging from branch to branch, and was held a hostage by the villains

they had a gun to my head

goddammit it was awesome dreamin!

DementedMan: INTELLIGENCE, STUPIDITY, STRENGTH, CONSTITUTION, LUCK, DICKISHNESS, CHARISMA, AGILITY, CHARISMA, FAT

HerpDerpHooves: FAT

?

ShhhWorldChamp: Your dreams are much more action packed than mine

HerpDerpHooves: Alright

DementedMan: > FAT is a measure of your Americanness

Slowpon: my dreams suck ass

ShhhWorldChamp: how many points are there in each

HerpDerpHooves: Dreams?

ShhhWorldChamp: I had my first dream in a while last night

DementedMan: > You put the PONY SOCKS away. They could be useful later.

HerpDerpHooves: I dont ever remember my dreams

Slowpon: I don't when I'm smoking weed all the time

I do when I break

DementedMan: > INT 1 STU 1 [2] STR 2 CON 1 LUK -5 DIK 1 CHA 1 [2] PER 1 AGL 1 FAT 0

wapplejack inters

wapplejack looks around

DementedMan: INT 1 STU 1 STR 2 CON 1 LUK -5 DIK 1 CHA 1 PER 1 AGL 1 FAT 0

Slowpon penetrates

HerpDerpHooves: Wait, it thought I got +2 INT from the second bad poetry?

DementedMan: > UPDATED FOR LACK OF EQUIPMENT

Epigonic: Dreams are good

wapplejack leaves

Epigonic: I'm going to go to bed now

Good luck with the game, HerpDerpHooves

HerpDerpHooves: Thanks

Night, Epi

DementedMan: You gained +3 then lost it

ShhhWorldChamp: G'night Epi

HerpDerpHooves: Oh

From the 3rd one?

DementedMan: no

yes

maybe

You have 1 INT

HerpDerpHooves: >INVENTORY

DementedMan: > VITREOUS 10BITS PONY SOCKS KEYS CUDGEL [EQUIP]

Slowpon: fucking ponies man

HerpDerpHooves: >Unequip CUDGEL

DementedMan: > You stow the CUDGEL away.

HerpDerpHooves: >Observe TWILIGHT working.

Slowpon:

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT appears to be examinging the effects of the GREEN on various substances

HerpDerpHooves: >Offer the VITREOUS as a variable for TWILIGHTS experiment.

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT'S face goes both WHITE and RED at the sight of the VITREOUS. She takes it and stows it in a nearby CUPBOARD.

-1 Social

HerpDerpHooves: Amazing

I'm so good at this game

>STATS SOCIAL

DementedMan: > 6

> TEMPORARY PAUSE FOR JUNK PURGE

DementedMan: > PURGE COMPLETE

HerpDerpHooves: >Take the KEY from the RIGHT DRAWER from the DESK

DementedMan: You wander back to the other room and grab the KEY.

*>

HerpDerpHooves: >Eat the OLD SANDWICH from the RIGHT DRAWER

smashblu: Failed Emote: raritux

DementedMan: > The SANDWICH is too hard for you to eat! More FAT and STU required.

DementedMan: > You feel an urge to touch the LARGE DEVICE

HerpDerpHooves: No i dont

DementedMan: > Reaaly getting quite powerful now.

HerpDerpHooves: >Back the fuck off, its not like your retarded

DementedMan: > It has lots of buttons

HerpDerpHooves: >Fuck the buttons

DementedMan: > And flashing lights.

HerpDerpHooves: >Talk to TWILIGHT

DementedMan: > You inch towards the DEVICE

HerpDerpHooves: >NO

STOP

>You stop yourself

DementedMan: > You reach out a hand to touch it

HerpDerpHooves: #fuckthisgame

DementedMan: > You touch the DEVICE!

ShhhWorldChamp: slowpon: yeah, possibly by trying to emphasize certain parts of her personality through her delivery

HerpDerpHooves:

DementedMan: > The DEVICE goes ding and launched a TEACUP at the wall.

HerpDerpHooves:

Slowpon: she did say something yesterday that there was a little of herself in all the roles she plays

HerpDerpHooves: >Just get the fuck out of there.

>Leave

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT sees you can recognise a TEACUP FLINGER when you see one! +5 Social!

HerpDerpHooves: Wow.

Just

Slowpon: someone asked a question kind of along the same lines

HerpDerpHooves: Slowpon.

Did

Did you just read that

Slowpon: but I'll see if I can ask her these in the autograph line

read what

HerpDerpHooves: Nevermind.

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT can now JOIN THE PARTY!

DementedMan: > Add TWILIGHT to PARTY?

HerpDerpHooves: >Y

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT IS NOW PART OF YOUR PARTY

HerpDerpHooves: >GIVE PONY SOCKS to TWILIGHT

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT equips the PONY SOCKS. She gains an AURA OF ADORKABLE.

HerpDerpHooves: Alright

>SAVE

DementedMan: > SAVED.

HerpDerpHooves: > TALK to TWILIGHT

DementedMan: > What would you like to talk about?

HerpDerpHooves: >CHECK SPEECH OPTIONS

DementedMan: > Choose a subject

HerpDerpHooves: >Subject Options?

DementedMan: > You strike up a conversation about ANAL LUBE.

HerpDerpHooves: I'll just let this run its course.

>Astroglide.

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT doesn't believe in ANAL LUBE. She's a frisky one this one!

HerpDerpHooves: lol

>Subject: VAGINAL LUBE

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT is disgusted by your obscene subject choice. -2 Social.

HerpDerpHooves: lol

CruelNoise:

http://i.imgur.com/fULE0.jpg

HerpDerpHooves: >Subject: VAGINAL LUBE ingredients and compound mixtures

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT is much happier with such an INT subject. +2 Social!

HerpDerpHooves: Eeyup.

DementedMan: > You gain +2 Silliness.

DementedMan: > Silliness is vital for FUCKING PINKIE PIE STUPID

HerpDerpHooves: FUCK YEAH

DementedMan: > By which I mean making cupcakes

>Lol pervert

HerpDerpHooves: FUCK NO

lol pervert he says

HerpDerpHooves immediately regrets backtalking the game.

DementedMan: > You should.

HerpDerpHooves: >Subject: The rest of the MANE 6

DementedMan: > TWILIGHT blathers on about her friends and magic and other GAY SHIT. Your CON goes up by 1!

HerpDerpHooves: lol

>Subject: Pinkie Pie

DementedMan: > PINKIE PIE is the pink one who likes parties and taking it in the ass in the dark and her friends and other such GAY SHIT.

HerpDerpHooves: ...

"taking it in the ass in the dark"

DementedMan: > There is no TAKING IT IN THE ASS IN THE DARK here.

Slowpon:

HerpDerpHooves: sorry

>SUCH SILLY THOUGHTS

>I APOLOGIZE FOR SUCH ABSURD THINGS

DementedMan: > Appropriate for an increase in Silliness.

HerpDerpHooves: >So much Silliness

> And its going to be useless because Pinkie Pie is the only character that finds it useful, and you will most likely turn her into Pinkamina

DementedMan: > She made be using a BLADE DIAPHRAM

> WE SHALL SEE

HerpDerpHooves: >We shall.

>Subject: Bad Poetry