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Arseblog News understands …

11.52am: The official line from @arseblog: “I don’t know anything about the Honda rumour or if we can come to an Accord with his club.”

11.47am: According to @emiliasport, Arsene Wenger is at Heathrow Terminal 5 sitting with Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas. The Portuguese coach, who once managed the British Virgin Islands, is only 34-years-old, has never played professional football but would bring experience (and a clipboard) to the centre of midfield.

11.34am: Samir Nasri loves Arsenal apparently. “This tweet is for the english newspaper stop trying to made something between me and arsenal i love this club and everything around it.”

All together now…

11.30am: Henri Lansbury sounds like he could be off to West Ham United. He’s not had much chance to prove himself since the start of the season, despite the fact we’ve been down to the bare bone marrow. Loan deal apparently…

11.25am: Nicklas Bendtner looks set to shun interest from Real Madrid and Barcelona (we’re lying) to join Stoke. Here’s what he had to say on Sporten.dk:

“It’s as close as it possibly can be. I’ve not signed anything, but expect clarification this afternoon.”

I think we can safely say that NB52 will be a Potter by 11pm. Tony Pulis is already stripped and ready for the welcome shower.

Did you know it’s Transfer Deadline Day? Did you? You did didn’t you…

As a means of captaining the good ship Arseblog News through the sea of shit which will no doubt be flooding Twitter today, we’ve decided to keep you updated with this page of rolling observations. We understand little and know even less. But heh, it could be fun right?