In David Letterman style, starting with #10 ...





#10





Beware of pyramid schemes #BernieMadoff





#9





That doesn't mean Twitter follower.





#8

Corporal Works of Mercy ... Do it.





#7





I need safe space!





#6

Now? It's already been 2000 + 2000 years. The world's oldest institution is not impressed.





#5

"We've only just begun" - The Carpenters





#4





Don't mess with Jesus' Momma ... All generations WILL call her blessed.





#3





THE. THE. THE.





#2





Of course, if you live YOLO, you might later wish it was just the once.





#1





THIS. IS. MY. BODY. #Eucharist



