Boyfriend: Excuse me, Mr. Hamm?

Jon Hamm: Yeah?

Boyfriend: I’m sorry to bother you, but we’re both huge fans of Mad Men.

Hamm: Oh, thank you. What’s your name?

Boyfriend: I’m Steve and this is…

Steve motions to his girlfriend who is unbuttoning all the buttons of her blouse.

Boyfriend: Sara, what are you doing?

Beat.

Girlfriend: I’m so sorry. I, I don’t know what came over– is it really hot all of a sudden?

Hamm: Uh, not really. I assume you guys want a picture?

Boyfriend: We don’t want to–

Girlfriend: Absolutely!

Boyfriend: I guess we can use my iPhone.

Hamm: Oh, is that the new one?

Boyfriend: Yeah, I just got it. Siri is cool, although– Sara!

Sara’s pants are halfway down her leg.

Girlfriend: I, I, just don’t know what is coming over me. So hot out, right?

Boyfriend: Uh, sure. Let’s just take the photo. Ok, everyone lean in, three, two…

Hamm puts his arm around Sara.

Girlfriend: Ohhhhhh fuck yeah.

Sara orgasms.

Boyfriend: Sara!

Sara keeps orgasming. Jon talks over it.

Hamm: It’s fine. This happens to me a lot actually. But listen, I really have to go. It was nice meeting you Steve.

Hamm shakes Steve’s hand.

Boyfriend: Ohhhhhh fuck yeah.