An old man was sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked "What's wrong?"





The old man replied "I am married to a sexy 21-year-old woman who loves me unconditionally. We have sex the minute I get home and again right after dinner."



The young man had a strange look on his face and asked "What's so bad about that? It sounds to me like you have a great sex life."



“I do,” the old man replied "But, I can't remember where I live!"





