morphimus asked:

I dreamt last night that you made a post detailing the levels of how much the creator of a piece of media wants to fuck spiders, with level 1 being that a character has a spider related theme (E.g. Widowmaker, spider-man), and all the way at the end of the list at level 5 it was if the media depicts spider copulation with the palpal bulbs and epigynum accurately represented.