I was once planning to make a follow-up where he tries to hook up with Undyne (someone he's genuinely attracted to so he gets nervous) and he gets better.





Sans: Pap! Pap! PAAAP!! I got great news!!!

Papyrus: You came third place at the most obnoxious little twerp contest?

Sans: [proudly shows the trophy at the fourth wall] Tadaaa! But aside from that, I found out that yesterday Undyne and Alphys argued!

Papyrus: R-Really?!

Sans: Yeah! Oh look! Undyne is right over there!

Papyrus: Oh... Y-Yeah, she sure is...!

Sans: You should talk to her more! Invite her for a date or something!

Papyrus: Hey, Undyne...

Undyne: Yes...?

Papyrus: Uh... I was thinking if... I could offer you a bite one of these days.

Undyne: Oh... That's very nice of you, but... I don't know...

Sans: Pap, you're losing her!

Papyrus: Erhm...

Sans: C'mon, say something that will get her!

Papyrus: Undyne? ...I think you are very pretty.

Undyne: Maybe I'll stay home...

Sans: WOW, BRILLIANT, CASANOVA!! TELL HER SOMETHING ELSE !!!

Papyrus: Statistics report that the vast majority of injuries that people get every year happen in their own habitations, therefore you will be safer if you go out with me instead of staying home.

Undyne: ...Aw, you care about my well being! How sweet of you. Tomorrow?

Papyrus: Yep.

Undyne: Would 7 PM be alright?

Papyrus: Sure.

Undyne: See you, then!

Papyrus: Bye. ...Phew, Hotland is sure makin' me sweaty today!

Sans: But we're in Waterfall.