First of all, I just want to say that I can't imagine you having an ugly laugh, UglyLaugh, because you are a super sweet Santa! :D

Let me take y'all through my personal gift retrieval mission:

Step 1: Intercept the cute UPS guy before my sister can answer the door. Step 2: Barricade self in room, grinning maniacally. Step 3: Tearing time, but with safety scissors! Ironically, not a good idea for packing tape and cardboard. Step 4: Enjoy the heavenly smell wafting from the treasures within the box. Step 5: Read a lovely card from UglyLaugh with very stylish handwriting. (Forgot to take a picture! D'oh!) Step 6: Retrieve a treasure trove of specialty treats!

The journey continues in the captions!

Thank you so much, UglyLaugh! You must be made of Wonderflonium! I hope you have a shiny holiday season as well, cause you've certainly made mine awesome! :D