Girls all say they want a nice guy, they even break down and cry because they can't get a nice guy, but they really don't want one. There is actually a scientific rule behind this, and I'll explain it to you.

The rule goes like this: Women only want what they can't have.

That sounds like a sexist generalization, doesn't it? Yes it does, but it's also a fact of science and a law of nature. Lots of girls will call me a bastrd for saying that, but none of them will call me a liar. That's because I'm right, and they know it.

Do you know why younger (and not always the younger) girls play those dumb games like hard-to-get and make-you-jealous? They do it because that's what would work on them, and people go with what they know. Ever wonder why married or 'taken' guys get hit on (and we do) more than single guys at parties and bars? Or why girls always say they want a nice guy, but then always fall for players and jerks every time? The answer is the same for every question. It all comes back to that rule.

Look at that old story about Adam and Eve. They had it made, living in paradise, sunshine every day, no bills to be paid, no need to get a job, no responsibilities of any kind. There was just one rule, don't eat the apple. And who bit the apple first? Yup, it was Eve, then she came up with a wild story about being tricked into it by a talking snake, and her man believed her of course. Because as soon as anyone tells a woman she can't have something, her instant reaction is "oh really, well let's see about that". I'm not saying that whole story is a historic fact, but I will say this: Whoever wrote it sure knew a lot about women.

You don't have to be a jerk to get the girl, there's a better way. You just have to be something she can't have. Women always fall for jerks and players, only because they know they're not even supposed to like those guys. It's the forbidden factor, because women can't resist the forbidden factor. Guys want whatever we can get, but women only want what they can't have.

You don't have to be a jerk, a player, or any other form of human stain to get the girl, you just have to be what she can't have. If you can manage to be a nice guy AND be what a girl can't have, you've just won the lottery. I decided to go with the chronically single rock star thing, and it worked marvellously for me. I didn't treat girls like crap, I didn't even lie to them to get them in bed, I just played guitar in a band (I wasn't even very good at it) and said (truthfully) that I wasn't looking for a relationship. And even though I was scrawny and ugly, I got it more than most jocks and players had even talked about it.