What's that? You've got more than two minutes to spare after all? Never fear: We've also trimmed the fat from the press conference as a whole, so you can plow through the most important bits in less than 10 minutes. And if you've got even more time than that, you may as well just check out our hands-on impressions of Apple's new iPhone SE and smaller iPad Pro too. As an enormous faux-stone face with glowing eyes once said, the choices are yours and yours alone.