Earlier this week Chelsea Grin, perennial punching bags of people with good taste in music and even one ounce of originality, released a new single called “Clickbait” directed at the magazines and metal sites like this one who routinely call it like it is.

We would like to sincerely thank Chelsea Grin for giving us “another song we can talk about” and “doing our work for us,” and for providing an opportunity for The Elitist to give a fireside poetic reading of the song’s vv mature lyrics. Yes, we are “bitches,” and we would be delighted to publish “this dick” if you send us photos!

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