First off, will it look like this?

This isn’t possible, right? It feels “like a marketing hoax” ventures the Daily Dot. It’s “nonsense” a herpetologist reveals to Business Insider.

This can’t possibly be pleasant for the snake, right? You’re a snake, minding your own reptilian business when you come across some strange human that smells like pig blood, perhaps inspired by some sort of retelling of “Carrie” that went way, way left. For whatever reason, said pig-human is either 1) devoid of survival instincts or 2) dumb, because he just sits there. You hiss and you think, “Mmmmmm, Thankssssgiving!” Except you don’t, because you live in the deepest, darkest corner of the Amazon where there is no Thanksgiving.

Why was it vital that Rosolie be swallowed head first, as he says in the trailer? And what would have happened if he wasn’t?

Does the snake, who apparently lives, get a consolation treat since Thanksgiving actually turned out to be more like the worst case of food poisoning ever?

Are snake laxatives involved? Are snake laxatives a thing? What about snake Ipecac? (Actually, we can answer this one: Rosolie’s suit has a very large cord, presumably for pulling him out of the snake.)

How did Rosolie breathe?

Is there, somewhere in the depths of the jungle, a snake-y equivalent of “Penthouse Forum” where this poor creature can say: “Psssssssst. You will never believe what just happened to me. Never.” Do other snakes commit Rosolie’s snake to some sort of snake asylum because his story is beyond belief?

If things went south, did Rosolie get a gun so he could shoot himself out of said snake, a la Tommy Lee Jones in “Men in Black?”