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- HELLO, CRAIG!

HOW WOULD YOULIKE TO KNOW THE TRUTH?

- THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT?

- WE'RE JUST GOINGTHROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD

AND SEEING IF YOU'VE ACCEPTEDTHE GOVERNMENT

INTO YOUR HEART.

- UH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.

- MY COLLEAGUE AND I, WE WANTTO SHARE OUR EXPERIENCE AT DMV.

WE WENT TO DMV.

WE ADMITALL OUR SHORTCOMING AND SIN

AND A BIG TIDAL WAVE OF PEACEAND SERENITY

WENT INTO THE SOULAND TOUCH OUR HEART.

- OKAY.

- YOU SEE CRAIG, ONCE ICAME CLEAN WITH THE GOVERNMENT,

I NO LONGERHAD ANYTHING TO HIDE.

THEN I FOUND PEACE.

HAVE YOU READANY DMV LITERATURE?

- UH, NO.

- WELL, THERE'S A LOTOF INTERESTING STUFF

IN HERE, CRAIG.

THERE'S EVEN SOME QUOTESFROM PRESIDENT OBAMA.

COULD YOU READ THIS PARTOUT LOUD?

- "YOUR LOCAL DMVIS FUNDED BY YOUR TAX DOLLARS

TO BE EFFICIENTAND PROFICIOUS."

- YEAH.

WHAT DO YOU THINK PRESIDENTOBAMA MEANS WHEN HE SAYS THAT?

- I HAVE NO IDEA.

- WELL, WE BELIEVE THAT HEMEANS THE GOVERNMENT LOVES YOU,

AND IT WANTS TO FORGIVE YOU

IF YOU JUST LET THE GOVERNMENTINTO YOUR HEART.

- YES, SIR.SEE, I USED TO BE LIKE YOU.

I GO AROUNDSENDING THE NASTY EMAIL,

SEND THE NASTY TEXT,PUT UP NASTY PICTURES

ON MY NASTY FACEBOOK,

BUT THEN I REALIZE,ALL THESE THINGS,

THEY LIVE FOREVERBECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT

KEEP A FILE ON US.

SO ALL THAT LIVE FOREVERUP IN WHAT THEY CALL THE CLOUD.

IF THE GOVERNMENT, SIR--

IF THEY GONNA PUT THE FILEIN THE CLOUD,

THEN I WANT TO MAKE SUREI COME CLEAN ABOUT THE BAD ONES

AND MAYBE GET THOSE THINGSOFF MY RECORD

OFF THE CLOUD,BECAUSE WE ALL LIVE FOREVER

IN THE CLOUD.

- UH-HUH.DID YOU FOLLOW ALL THAT, CRAIG?

I DON'T REALLY THINKI FOLLOWED ALL THAT.