Sitting on a dick and can't get hard? Sorry, get out. Because if the bottom's not hard, why should the top be? Why should the person at home jacking off be? Consider this The Sword's official call for a moratorium on limp-dicked bottoms.

If Sean Cody's Ethan (back for his sixteenth movie) can achieve and maintain an erection, as seen in the photo on the left, anyone can. Did he take Viagra, like so many gay porn stars do before a scene? Who gives a shit. He's hard, and I don't care why. (And for the record, I choose to believe that he is hard because he likes getting fucked, because that's what I choose to think about Sean Cody's Ethan.)

After seeing Ethan getting fucked this morning, why would anyone ever bother watching a limp-dicked bottom ever again? Nothing can ever measure up, so to speak. (And the little part where he makes the top suck his dick while he's riding him? MY GOD.)

[Sean Cody: Ethan & Myles]

AND:

Bye.

[Sean Cody: Ethan & Myles]