I’m in Kentucky for the opening day of Ark Encounter and, in addition to our live videos on Facebook, here are some of the scenes inside the park. (If you want to know what the outside looks like, click here!)

The crowds are waiting to get inside (at 1:00p local time):

Inside the Ark we go! This is the first floor.

What is this on the Second Floor…?

I’ve never agreed with Ken Ham more than I do at this moment.

Whip it. Whip it good.

Actually, Ken, we don’t need “fairy tale” arks to mock a literal interpretation of the Book of Genesis:

Fun for the whole family!

A video demonstration of how Noah solved the Poop Problem:

More video from the Second Floor of the Ark:

Cages. Lots of cages.

Seen on the Third Floor:

Does this count at LGBT outreach?

It’s Ken!…

… and someone working behind him.

Hello, Noah!

Ken Ham clearly did not want to see me.

It’s the storage area of the Ark:

With a vegetarian diet. (Little known fact: Noah’s family was full of hipsters.)

It’s dizzying in here:

(This post is still being updated!)



