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When a group of people laugh, people will instinctively look at the person they feel closest to in that group. Read: wanna know who wants to bone who? Look at who they look at when everyone laughs.

If you get yourself to be really happy and excited to see other people, they will react the same to you. It doesn’t always happen the first time, but it will definitely happen next time.

If you ask someone a question and they only partially answer just wait. If you stay silent and keep eye contact they will usually continue talking.

The moment your alarm wakes you up, immediately react by sitting up, pump your fists and shout “YEAH!”

If you publicly pass audible gas close your eyes so no one can see you.