My Secret Santa is so super awesome!! She (I make assumptions pretty regular so if your a boy I apologize) took great care in reading my profile and took the time to message me to get to "know me better, man!"

Santa found out that I have a deep desire to learn German and quite possibly live in Germany one day. So to help me in my quest Santa got me a "German made Simple" workbook. It is to help me learn to speak and understand German quickly.....alright!! Maybe I can fly the coop sooner than later?!

Santa also gave me a super tasty lip licking lip balm that tastes of chocolate! Now I can have chocolate and it won't make me any fatter!! Only problem is I will probably lick my lips right off my face...that would be painfully hilarious!