Mira, I know your stepdad is the bass player for Black Flag. Who is your dad-dad, and what does he do? I am curious due to tweets like: “My dad said he is gonna have another baby and name it ‘Felcher’ then he said that ‘felcher’ is when you have anal sex and lick the semen out of the butthole”and “my dad held up half a hot dog during dinner and said ‘this is what my penis looks like’”

GONZALEZ: My dad is a computer programmer named Gary. His dad lives in Guadlajara, Mexico (I've only met him twice) and his mom (I call her "grammy") is a tiny Jewish woman who lives in west Los Angeles.

Growing up, he always had a huge crazy beard and a big Jewfro. He looked like a cross between Charles Manson and Beetlejuice.

My mom and dad had my brother and I when they were really young. They divorced before I was 1. My mom and Chuck got married when I was like 3. I've always lived with my mom and chuck. I consider Chuck a father as much as I consider my biological dad a father.

My dad has two kids from other marriages. One is my sister Luna, from his second wife. Luna goes to MIT (needless to say, I'm the problem child). The other is my sister Matilda, from my dad's current wife. She is an infant. You may have seen her on my Instagram.

My dad has an extremely inappropriate and embarrassing sense of humor. The last time I introduced him to someone I was dating, he scared him so badly that the guy I was dating basically wouldn't speak for the rest of the day. Not that my dad was outwardly mean, but he has a way with figuring out how to say the exact thing that will make someone the most uncomfortable. He kept asking questions like, "Are you a Jew?" and "What do you mean you're half-jewish? That doesn't make sense" and "Why do you tuck your shirt into your pants? Does it make you feel more successful?" and "Are you balding or is shaving your head a fashion thing?" Then the conversation somehow devolved into my boyfriend having to explain his irritable bowel syndrome to my dad in detail.

My dad also refers to my publisher, Spencer Madsen, as "Mira's teeny tiny publisher."

My dad and I bond over liking comic books and drinking wine.