If you found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with one of your close friends, what would you do? Would you confront her about it? Would you beat the shit out of your friend? Or, would you tell her that you were going to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattoo a pile of shit?

Well, thanks to The Golden Tip, we’ve found out that’s what this tattoo artist from Dayton, Ohio did to his cheating girlfriend, and she’s fucking pissed and trying to sue him. Best part? She’s probably going to lose. In his infinite wisdom, he got her to sign a contract that said the design was at the artist’s discretion. The next time a dude gets her from behind, he’s going to know exactly what he’s getting into.