Back in January, when Donald Trump began placing calls to get acquainted with foreign leaders, one could only imagine how the conversations went—especially those with Mexico and Australia, which were rumored to have been more than a little fraught. Now that the transcripts have leaked, we no longer have to imagine how bonkers they may have been. Naturally, Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers were eager to weigh in on the calls—and both had a lot to say about Trump’s off-the-wall statements.

In his phone call with Mexico, Trump seemed to express how little his planned border wall means to him—while simultaneously demanding that Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto stop insisting that he will not pay for it. And as for his exchange with Aussie Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, things went from weird—Trump complaining that the refugees America is obligated to accept from Australia will not work for “the local milk people”—to disastrous, when Trump threw a fit and called the conversation “unpleasant.”

“These transcripts, I believe, should not have been leaked,” said Colbert. “There have to be some things the president says to other world leaders where he can speak frankly—or else nothing will get done. So, bad leaker. Whoever you were, you shouldn’t have done it.”

“But you did,” Colbert added impishly—”so let’s just keep going.”

In his call with Peña Nieto, Trump insisted that both men were “in a little bit of a political bind, because I have to have Mexico pay for the wall.” Colbert agrees that both are, indeed, in a bind: “Trump needs Mexico to pay for the wall, and Peña Nieto needs to get his entire staff in here quick to listen to this.”

During his “Closer Look” segment, Meyers also mocked Trump’s attempt to convince the Mexican president they were on the same side. “He’s like a guy talking to his friend on their way home from a bachelor party,” Meyers quipped: “‘We cannot say we went to a strip club. Your wife will ask, and my wife will ask, and it’s best if we just say we had some steak and we went to bed early. But this only works if we both do it!’“