What. A. Dreamboat.

Meet Ahmed Angel, the bright-eyed, unabashedly narcissistic male model from Iraq who is conquering the internet one creepy, sparkling selfie at a time.

With his flawless (perhaps slightly Photoshopped) porcelain skin, fair Ahmed looks like a cross between Frodo Baggins and post-transformation Michael Jackson. Which can only be a good thing.

And boy, what a personality. Ahmed doesn't bother with the grating false modesty of most small-time celebrities. Just check out this loving video tribute he made to himself.

"He is planet." We have absolutely no idea what Ahmed means by that but hey, with a face this gorgeous, he doesn't need to make sense.

We know you've already fallen for those piercing blue eyes. You and the rest of the world. But worry not, Ahmed loves you back.

"Now I'm a international star And the most popular ….I love all of you," Ahmed told his legion of fans on Facebook last week.

"You should be king of all the Earth," replied one keen commenter.

"You are a god," said another.

And then there was our personal favourite: "It's your planet. Thank you for allowing us all to live on it."

The Ahmed admirers aren't just on Facebook. Ahmed's Imgur album has been viewed almost a million times, and his luminescence has spawned a series of threads on reddit.

Ahmed's background is largely unknown, which is absolutely fine. A little mystery just makes the man that tiny bit more exciting.

We do know he's put modelling on hold to study medicine.

"The most important thing in my life is to study medicine!!!" Ahmed told the International Business Times.

"I'm busy my studies so I decided to postpone these (modelling) offers to another time."

Sigh. So eloquent. The guy doesn't have a single flaw.

Seriously though, we're totally creeped out.

Continue the conversation on Twitter with Ahmed's fellow dreamboats @newscomauHQ. Especially @SamClench.