Any human who regularly wears:A pinstriped fedoraT-shirts with strange metallic looking mid 2000's middle schooler student's idea of a tattoo designsIn-congruently flashy metal jewelryInterests include My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, katanas, unrequited affectionWill refer to others as sir/madam/ m'lady sire /miss/overly formal honorificsFrequently use the word "shall"Many profile pictures poorly photoshopped to change eye color and background to look more "demonic"Does not necessarily have to have a beard or any facial hair, though it is typical.