So a few weeks ago, I got a captain's hat and a promise to send more stuff later. Naturally I interpreted it as an attempt on my life. However, it turns out I was wrong. Redditor Scuby22 was in fact traveling the world, collecting knick knacks in every port of call so that he could send them to me en masse.

It started when I opened this big box (for which Scuby22 paid WAY too much for postage. Sorry, pal). Inside the box there are a LOT of presents as well as a card. Inside that card is a USB drive with this presentation:

http://prezi.com/3_cxovpfz49p/captainawesomepants/

Yes, that's right! Scuby22 went all over the world (Morocco, Sri Lanka, Singapore, United Kingdom, Panama, and Pennsylvania!). In each place, he bought some presents. In each place, he took a picture with the very well traveled Reddit sticker. Then he went home, wrapped every gift in color-coded wrapping paper, and mailed the whole thing to me.

This is an insane present. I can't thank Scuby22 enough. And now pictures!