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What Were You Expecting?

Maybe next time, Camelot.

What's up?

"Not much. I'm writing this letter to the makers of the Wheeler Delta Series AR Armorer’s Essentials Kit. They told me it was a kit that was essential for armorers, but I only deal in medieval armor. This isn't essential for me. They lied!"

Are you sure you didn't just misread it?

"Yes! Want to read my letter?"

Sure.

"Here it is:

Dear Wheeler Delta Series AR Armorer’s Essentials Kit Makers,



I am disappointed in your product. I expected a kit to help me make armor for knights. Instead, I received supplies to work on guns. I don't need guns. I need swords and helmets. I demand satisfaction!

Sincerely,

Joe"

Wow. You've got a lot of typos in there.

"Do I?"

Yeah, it's littered with them. Really, there are so many typos. It's so confusing. Pretty funny, in fact!

"Dangit! You're right! How could I make so many typos?"

Look at that one! I can't believe you wrote 'help me make.' That's so embarrassing!

"Yeah, I guess it is. Wow. These ARE funny. Where did I think of this stuff? Honestly, this might be the most brilliant series of typos I've ever accidentally written!"

I'd say! I'm glad I was able to read it. That really, quite frankly, is absolutely incredible writing.

"Thank you."

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