Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb



International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker



Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb



Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat



When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying



When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb



Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso



The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb



Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce



Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown



Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke



A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin



Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates



There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer



Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman



If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain



When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain



In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein



I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield



Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers



He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain



If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain



Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman



The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson



I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine



If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan



The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort



I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright



Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch



When witches go riding and black cats are seen,

The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown



If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang



Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson



I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson



A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse



An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut



Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds



If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead



I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright



