When I found out HBO was selling full-size replicas of the Iron Throne from Game of Thrones, I cursed the moral part of me that objected to bank robbery. Yes, it’s the real deal and it cost $30,000. My pipe dreams aside, HBO’s shop, like many online retailers, offers users the option of leaving product reviews on their wares and something interesting started happening on the Iron Throne page. Game of Thrones fans, you do not disappoint. Hit the jump to check out reviews by Jon Snow, Stannis, Arya, and more!

The Iron Throne has 4.6 out of 5 stars from a total of 28 reviews. Not bad for a product that none of these people have actually purchased. But let’s try not to think of it that way because it’s more fun to pretend! Here’s what a few of the main characters on the series had to say about the peculiar offering. And make sure you read the pros, cons, and best uses, not just the review itself.

A few regular Joes got into the action as well.

And my personal favorite…

What? No Daenerys review yet? Let’s get on that.

Previously in Game of Thrones

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