Enjoy that logo (Picture: David Minns)

Whatever kind of penis you’re packing, there will be at least one person that loves it.

And even if they don’t, it doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it yourself.

But if you want to join a dating pool where you know you’re not going to be rejected on the appearance of your schlong then good news.

From the creator of Dinky One – the app for those with a small penis and those who enjoy one – now comes its bigger counterpart.


Aptly named Big one, it is open to men who have an above-average penis (5.5 inches erect) or any person (of any gender) who prefers a larger penis.



David Minns is the man giving both kinds of men what they want.

He tells Metro.co.uk that after the success of Dinky One, which now has 70,000 signups apparently, he wanted to cater to girthier counterparts.

While the popular saying goes bigger is better, some men do claim that finding sexual satisfaction can be harder when they’re bigger than normal.

Now they can join Big One where their matches will not be surprised by what’s going on downstairs.

The average penis size According to the NHS, most men’s penises are somewhere around 9cm (3.75in) long when not erect, but it’s normal for them to be shorter or longer than this. Some things can make your penis temporarily smaller, such as swimming or being cold. Research has found the average erect penis size varies from around 13cm to 18cm (5in to 7in). You can’t make your penis larger or smaller with exercises or medication. There is no right shape either and each one develops differently. To get a precise measurement, use a ruler or measuring tape when you have an erection. It is standard to measure the penis on the top side, from the base to the tip.

David tells us: ‘Big One was made as a repose to the numerous requests following the successful launch of Dinky One. Operating both ends of the market ensures everyone can find their prefect fit.

‘The majority of feedback I received from Dinky One was men excited to see a platform that had never been done before. Pre-launch comments for Big One are primarily women, looking to date without having to be concerned about size. Both sites complete the set.

‘It will be interesting to see which becomes the most popular over the coming months/years.’

We asked some people what they think about the premise of a big penis dating app and the general consensus was positive.

One man who isn’t shy about his package (and directed me to a pic) says: ‘I would join as it would benefit me’.

A woman also told us: ‘I would join but I wouldn’t join it for dating. I’d just join it for hookups so I wouldn’t care if someone thought I was shallow. I wouldn’t meet with anyone until I knew they weren’t lying about their size.’

One person wrote: ‘Yes, because me and my girlfriend are looking for a threesome and we’re looking for something like that’.

Though the premise of the app is sexual, it does not allow nudes.

So just don’t, okay?

Members can join and download the app for free during the launch but an upgrade will be required in the future to allow full message access.

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