Kevin Bacon wants you to drop trou. In a mock PSA from Mashable, the Cop Car actor campaigned for more male nudity in Hollywood and urged men everywhere to “free the bacon.”

“In so many films and TV shows, we see gratuitous female nudity, and that’s not okay,” Bacon says in the video. “Well, it’s okay, but it’s not fair to actresses, and it’s not fair to actors, because we want to be naked too. Gentlemen, it’s time to free the bacon. And by bacon, of course, I mean your wiener, your balls and your butt.”

In the video, Bacon bemoans previous parts that precluded him from, ahem, freeing the bacon. He also calls out the likes of Game of Thrones and Fifty Shades of Grey for not featuring more male nudity, and goes on to offer himself up for au naturel scenes in those franchises.

“C’mon, I’ll play a naked wizard or something,” he says.