ITALY

Strengths: All the non-playing aspects of soccer; Incredibly disciplined defenders remain in position for up to 24 hours after match



Weakness: Everyone on team too scared to stand in wall while defending free kicks



Also Known As: The blue team



Boring As Fuck: Yup



Gesturing Style: Animated



Biggest Inspiration: Seeing fans light flares in stands



Chances Your Friend Will Break Out His Italy Jersey From 10 Years Ago And Suddenly Act Like He Knows About Soccer: Incredibly high

