The next generation of Cat CPU... now with more features to help crush your enemies!

PONOS is proud to announce the release of the newest Cat CPU, featuring the revolutionary AlphaDog AI, developed in tandem with Silicon Valley giants Doogle.



Funded largely by 23 million worldwide downloads of PONOS' popular smartphone game The Battle Cats, the cutting-edge performance of this AI promises to usher in a new era of convenience and Cat Food. Now, rather than sweating over a tablet screen, players can leave the quest for world domination to AlphaDog.



"I've spend too many sleepless nights sweating over that final stage of Jail Break Tunnel," said local resident Jill Wilshere. "My kids were starting to forget what I looked like since I spent all my time in my room cursing those Squire Rels! But now that I have a AlphaDog-powered Cat CPU, I can spend quality time with my family while Ururun Wolf is unlocked for me!"



PONOS representative Nyan D. Katt held a press conference to assure skeptics that AlphaDog in no way represented the Cat Empire's first stage of experimentation in an intricate plan to develop a Skynet-like AI able to surpass humans in strategic awareness and conquer the planet.



"Yeah, we... err... the Cats totally wouldn't do that. I'm a little offended that you could even suggest that such adorable felines would plan such a clever ruse to ensure their world domination. Now who wants to give me a belly rub?"