Here’s a story about every conservative American’s favorite guy, Michael Moore.

The documentary filmmaker’s an interesting character, to be sure — the vocal radical doesn’t seem to understand the definition of the words coming out of his mouth. And yet he says them with such conviction.

He’s a devoted capitalist who charges people to listen to him protest capitalism. That endeavor has made him a guy worth $50 million who charges people to listen to him rage against the wealthy (please see here).

In other words, the things to which he appears to dedicate his life are in complete contradiction to the way he lives his life. What’s that called? Whatever it is, he’s about to burst from it.

He’s a walking mathematical equation, wherein values on opposing sides of the equal sign cancel one another out.

What’s left?

Well, for one, it’s his message to a whole bunch of Democrats in light of Wednesday’s Mueller hearings — “Shut the !#@? up.”

And away he goes:

“A frail old man, unable to remember things, stumbling, refusing to answer basic questions. I said it in 2017 and Mueller confirmed it today — All you pundits and moderates and lame Dems who told the public to put their faith in the esteemed Robert Mueller — just STFU from now on.”

A frail old man, unable to remember things, stumbling, refusing to answer basic questions…I said it in 2017 and Mueller confirmed it today — All you pundits and moderates and lame Dems who told the public to put their faith in the esteemed Robert Mueller — just STFU from now on — Michael Moore (@MMFlint) July 24, 2019

Did you watch the hearings? Here’s how Fox’s Chris Wallace described them:

“He has been attacked a number of times, and you would think that almost anybody else would have defended his own integrity and the integrity of the investigation. And over and over, Mueller just sits silent and allows the attacks from the Republicans to sweep over him and says nothing. I think it does raise questions about the degree to which he actually was in charge and in control of this report because he doesn’t seem very much in control or in charge of what the final report was.”

Fox News' Chris Wallace on Democrats' Robert Mueller hearing: “This has been a disaster for the Democrats and a disaster for the reputation of Robert Mueller.” pic.twitter.com/wPhTDzH0HT — Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) July 24, 2019

And from The Daily Wire:

Mueller’s performance before the House Judiciary Committee sucked all the life right out of the Democrats’ ongoing push to impeach President Trump prior to the 2020 election, a testimony in which Mueller often looked confused and ignorant of the situation.

Michael saw it as a definite Trump victory:

Trump must be gloating in ecstasy. Not because of the failure that is Robert Mueller — his Report is still a damning document of crimes by Trump—but because Trump understands the power of the visual, and he understands that the Dems aren’t street fighters and that’s why he’ll win — Michael Moore (@MMFlint) July 24, 2019

Interesting prediction, but I don’t know if I’d trust Michael Moore’s futuristic insight. Lest we forget, here’s a sampling of his eagle eyes:

Michael Moore: Donald Trump May Be The Last President Of The United States

There’s a word for that, too; but it escapes me.

-ALEX

Relevant RedState links in this article: here.

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