Yeah, fuck it Ryan. You dragged the pen across the paper. Good enough. Our forefathers put their blood, sweat and tears into making this country, but you can't be bothered to color in a few stripes.

You're Ryan: a two-year-old who's got shit to do. You don't have time to color. You've got naps to take and crayons to eat.

Hell, this isn't even our current flag. You got the short-bus version with 13 stars and 5 stripes, and you still couldn't manage to color in even one stripe. Go to hell.