Written by Rastafoo69, edited by Otaku Apologist

Girls in the Big City, a porn parody visual novel developed by The Worst. Visit the developer’s Patreon. Released on October 4, 2017. Download for Windows PC or Mac OS. No voice acting. Uncensored genitals.

Wonder Woman has gotten her ass stranded in an alternate reality where her super powers are gone. She’s a pure-hearted heroine who’s dedicated her life to fighting crime, and never laid with a man. It’s the story of a young woman’s descent to the depravity that is the self-actuation of her base animal nature.

STORY

Wonder Woman is trapped in a strange city. The city is full of past super heroes. She’s still super fast, and can move at lightning speed. If you offer her help, perhaps she’ll offer your dick service in return?

You need money to get far in life. Wonder Woman buys power-up items and pays rent for her flat. She spends a whole lot of cash to get through her days. Work as a dancer, or a bikini model. Get your resources sorted and you can start solving the mystery of why you were sent to this city.

Along the way, you’ll recruit new DC heroines to join your ranks. From Raven of the Teen Titans, to Harley Quinn from the Batman comics, you have a chance to meet and romance every girl you see!

The super heroines must unite their powers to create a portal back home. You must unite them with your penis under the banner of your super powerful harem, and smite evil with a cock slap. The story is simple and engaging, and keeps you wondering what comes next.

The plot of this game exists solely to introduce new characters. Wonder Woman is tasked with finding the four shards of an ancient relic. That relic can be used in a ritual that will return all the DC Heroes back to the real world. Each relic shard comes with the introduction of a new character. For example, shards 3 and 4 introduce April O Neil and Harley Quinn to the story. As for the ancient ritual, it is very underwhelming. All you have to do is play a minigame where you have sex with every female character. These aren’t full blown sex scenes, they’re just game sprites moving back and forth.

The dialog is well written with no grammatical mistakes, but it has a huge disconnect with the DC Comics source material and in-game activities. Like how Wonder Woman says she’s a prude, but licks any lesbian cunt put in front of her. You have your first lesbian sex scene in under ten minutes into the game! But, Wonder Woman in the comics was never portrayed as a prude, so why did the game authors feel they had to rewrite her as one? The writing is very inconsistent.

GAMEPLAY

Girls in the Big City is a visual novel created with the Renpy engine. Press CTRL to skip dialogue. Scroll up to see previous dialogue. Your progress in the game can be saved at the pause menu.

The game is heavy on dialogue, but also has numerous minigames.

Romancing Raven requires you play a bullet-hell shooter game. Progressing with Harley requires you do a grid style combat tactics game. Earning the trust of April O’ Neil requires you to play a stealth espionage game as a ninja. The minigames are addictive, and will keep you playing for hours after you finish the story.

The mini-games are the only part in the game that offer the player any choice. The game is very linear. For example, some of Wonder Woman’s battles against enemies are completely impossible to beat. They’re scripted to make you lose no matter what choices you make. Don’t get frustrated and retry the battle, move on and accept the predetermined outcome.

The game offers a shallow “power up card system”. You spend in-game money to upgrade Wonder Woman’s abilities. They are never necessary, and can be ignored without consequence.

GRAPHICS

All visual assets in this game are original drawings. The art is fantastic in third person sexual scenarios, but point-of-view scenes are not good. All the point-of-view scenes are animated, which sounds awesome, but the actual art in these scenes is simplified and low quality to make the animation cheaper to produce.

There are 52 sex scenes in total, most of them variations that recycle artwork. For example, the lesbian oral sex is repeated at least eight times with different women. In reality, the original sexual content is about 25 scenes. The scenes are decent, but not very satisfying for the work you have to put into unlocking them. Sometimes you’ll spend half an half hour without any sex, only to unlock a scene that’s poorly drawn and uninspired.

Outside of the hentai content, the character artwork is fantastic. The sprites have nice coloring and good style that mimics how the characters look in their respective comics and television shows. The girls just look hot. The only thing destroying the experience are the overly simplified backgrounds in some scenes.

The graphics are solid enough, and only really stumble at the erotic sections.

VOICE ACTING AND SOUND EFFECTS (SFX)

Girls in the Big City has no voice acting.

The game includes a wide variety of sound effects which are used very frequently. Every sound from the gusts of wind to people running has a realistic clip that’s immersive. Especially in mini-games, the clips for dealing and taking damage are satisfying like in an arcade game. The sounds also give you feedback on whether you’re doing well, or badly, which is a nifty feature that gives the audio purpose.

MUSIC

The soundtrack has six some songs. It’s not a good variety of songs, but at least they’re unique and not royalty-free steals. Most of them are generic ambient tracks that only fill the silence. There’s a voice that says “ah ah”, and it echoes, alongside the echo of a guitar being strummed. There’s also a digital background buzz that holds a low note for two seconds, then changes pitch and holds for another two seconds. It fills the silence nicely, but kind of makes you feel sleepy.

The sex scenes have the same atmospheric music as all other scenes with a few added sound effects. You hear slurping noises when the girls have oral sex, and the contact of skin during vaginal sex. Because the game is so heavy in lesbian content, you’ll most often hear a wet slurping and kissing noise as one girl licks the cunt of her partner. The slurps sound quite tasty at first, but it gets old fast.

HENTAI

Girls in the Big City features straight sex and lesbian content.

There’s 52 sex scenes in total. Half of them are variations of existing scenarios. The lesbian pussy licking scenario repeats at least eight times. It’s hot for the first time you see it, less so on your eighth time!

The content gets better in later parts of the game, but I wouldn’t characterize it as great. For example, there’s a scene where Harley Quinn has sex with a disgusting homeless bum. What should be a sexy scenario fails to deliver, because Harley is reluctant throughout the ordeal. If you enjoy watching a girl express utter contempt for her partner while fucking, the scene might work for you. But if you’re looking for a wild sex-crazed Harley Quinn showing off her bedroom antics, you’re come to the wrong neighborhood.

The best scene in the game happens early on. Wonder Woman agrees to have sex with you, and you’re able to control the speed and tempo of your thrusting. The camera angle is point-of-view. The scene is fully animated and absolutely glorious, but there is only one animation loop. It’s like watching a GIF. So much wasted potential.

I recommend you search for Raven. She’s a total slut. From blowjobs to doggystyle, you can fully control how fast you fuck her. You can cum inside her, or spray your load on her body. I had Raven deepthroating my character’s cock when suddenly he splurged his load right down her throat. She swallowed obediently.

CONCLUDING WORDS

Girls in the Big City is a charming DC Comics porn game available for two operating systems. If you love porn games with heavy emphasis on mini-games, you’ll definitely enjoy this one! The art is good, but repetitive. The music is acceptable, but unimpressive. The sex scenes with Wonder Woman and Raven are worth seeing.

Download Girls in the Big City for PC Windows or Mac OS. If you’re still hungering for more free porn parody games, check out our review for the Star Wars Porn Game, Orange Trainer!