Greetings, my Admirers!



That's right, it's ME, and I've got an amazing surprise for all of you Summoners. So shut off the idle games, quick clicking dragons, and focus all of your rapidly diminishing attention on THIS GUY!



Once again I have infiltrated the inner workings of both Kabam's development studio and The Contest to create an INCREDIBLE AND ORIGINAL QUEST in the spirit of the season. While it's not as grandiose as Deadpool Presents: Deadpool's Deadpool's Deadpoolooza by Deadpool (which was the full name, btw), this quest is chock full of custom buffs* made by YOURS TRULY, each of which will surely knock you on your ass with their sheer technical complexity and creativity.



I'd like to thank Kabam Goggy for letting me knock him unconscious so I could borrow his computer, Kabam DK for not (immediately) calling the police when I did so, and Kabam Miike for absolutely and completely approving this message and idea.



Yours deeply,



Kabam Thrillson



*Big ups to Ottos_1 for COMPLETELY RUINING THE SURPRISE OF MY IDEA! You're banned.

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