Roman Catholic saint of Albanian origin

This article be bout Muthafucka Teresa of Calcutta, Catholic nun n' saint. For other uses, peep Muthafucka Teresa (disambiguation)

Mother Mary Teresa Bojaxhiu[6] (born Anjezë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu, Albanian: [aˈɲɛzə ˈɡ�"ndʒɛ b�"jaˈdʒiu]; 26 August 1910 �" 5 September 1997), honoured up in tha Catholic Church as Saint Teresa of Calcutta,[7] was a Albanian-Indian[4] Roman Catholic nun n' missionary.[8] Biatch started doin thangs up in Skopje (now tha capital of Uptown Macedonia), then part of tha Kosovo Vilayet of tha Ottoman Empire fo' realz. Afta livin up in Skopje fo' eighteen years, she moved ta Ireland n' then ta India, where she lived fo' most of her game.

In 1950, Teresa dropped tha Missionariez of Charity, a Roman Catholic religious congregation dat had over 4,500 nuns n' was actizzle up in 133 ghettos up in 2012. Da congregation manages cribs fo' playas whoz ass is dyin of HIV/AIDS, leprosy n' tuberculosis. Well shiiiit, it also runs soup kitchens, dispensaries, mobile clinics, childrenz n' crew counpimpin programmes, as well as orphanages n' schools. Members take vowz of chastity, poverty, n' obedience, n' also profess a gangbangin' fourth vow �" ta give "wholehearted free steez ta tha skankyest of tha skanky."[9]

Teresa received a fuckin shitload of honors, includin tha 1962 Ramon Magsaysay Peace Prize n' 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was canonised on 4 September 2016, n' tha anniversary of her dirtnap (5 September) is her feast day fo' realz. A controversial figure durin her game n' afta her dirtnap, Teresa was admired by nuff fo' her charitable work. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was praised n' dissed on various counts, like fuckin fo' her views on abortion n' constipation, n' was dissed fo' skanky conditions up in her houses fo' tha dyin yo. Her authorized bibliography was freestyled by Navin Chawla n' published up in 1992, n' dat freaky freaky biatch has been tha subject of films n' other books. On 6 September 2017, Teresa n' St. Frankie Xavier was named co-patronz of tha Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Calcutta.

Geography

Early game

Teresa started doin thangs Anjezë Gonxhe (or Gonxha)[10][page needed] Bojaxhiu ( Albanian: [aˈɲɛzə ˈɡ�"ndʒɛ b�"jaˈdʒiu]; Anjezë be a cognate of "Agnes"; Gonxhe means "rosebud" or "lil flower" up in Albanian) on 26 August 1910 tha fuck into a Kosovar Albanian crew[11][12][13] up in Skopje, Ottoman Empire (now tha capital of Uptown Macedonia).[14][15] Biatch was baptised up in Skopje, tha dizzle afta her birth.[10][page needed] Biatch lata considered 27 August, tha dizzle dat biiiiatch was baptised, her "true birthday".[14]

Yo, she was tha youngest lil pimp of Nikollë n' Dranafile Bojaxhiu (Bernai).[16] Her father, whoz ass was involved up in Albanian-communitizzle ballistics up in Ottoman Macedonia, took a dirt nap up in 1919 when dat biiiiatch was eight muthafuckin years old.[14][17] Dude started doin thangs up in Prizren (todizzle up in Kosovo), however, his crew was from Mirdita (present-dizzle Albania).[18][19] Her mutha may done been from a hood near Gjakova.[20]

Accordin ta a funky-ass bibliography by Joan Graff Clucas, Teresa was up in her early muthafuckin years when dat biiiiatch was fascinated by storiez of tha livez of missionaries n' they steez up in Bengal; by age 12, dat biiiiatch was convinced dat her big-ass booty should commit her muthafuckin ass ta religious game.[21] Her resolve strengthened on 15 August 1928 as she prayed all up in tha shrine of tha Black Madonna of Vitina-Letnice, where she often went on pilgrimages.[22]

Teresa left home up in 1928 at age 18 ta join tha Sistaz of Loreto at Loreto Abbey up in Rathfarnham, Ireland, ta learn Gangsta wit tha view of becomin a missionary; Gangsta was tha language of instruction of tha Sistaz of Loreto up in India.[23] Biatch never saw her mutha or her sista again.[24] Her crew lived up in Skopje until 1934, when they moved ta Tirana.[25]

Yo, she arrived up in India up in 1929[26] n' fuckin started her novitiate up in Darjeeling, up in tha lower Himalayas,[27] where she hustled Bengali n' taught at St. Teresaz School near her convent.[28] Teresa took her first religious vows on 24 May 1931. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch chose ta be named afta Thérèse de Lisieux, tha patron saint of missionaries;[29][30] cuz a nun up in tha convent had already chosen dat name, she opted fo' its Spanish spellin (Teresa).[31]

Teresa took her solemn vows on 14 May 1937 while dat biiiiatch was a mackdaddy all up in tha Loreto convent school up in Entally, eastsideern Calcutta.[14][32][33] Biatch served there fo' nearly twenty muthafuckin years n' was appointed its headmistress up in 1944.[34] Although Teresa enjoyed teachin all up in tha school, dat biiiiatch was mo' n' mo' n' mo' disturbed by tha poverty surroundin her up in Calcutta.[35] Da Bengal famine of 1943 brought misery n' dirtnap ta tha hood, n' tha August 1946 Direct Action Day fuckin started a period of Muslim-Hindu shit.[36]

Durin dis visit ta Darjeelin by train, dat freaky freaky biatch heard tha call of her inner conscious. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch felt dat her big-ass booty should serve tha skanky by stayin wit dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch left tha school. In 1950 she dropped ‘Missionariez of Charity'. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch went up ta serve humanitizzle wit two saris wit a funky-ass blue border n' shit. [37]

Missionariez of Charity

Missionariez of Charitizzle motherhouse up in Kolkata

On 10 September 1946, Teresa experienced what tha fuck she lata busted lyrics bout as "the call within tha call" when dat dunkadelic hoe traveled by train ta tha Loreto convent up in Darjeelin from Calcutta fo' her annual retreat. "I was ta leave tha convent n' help tha skanky while livin among dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Dat shiznit was a order n' shit. To fail would done been ta break tha faith."[38] Joseph Langford lata wrote, "Though no one knew it all up in tha time, Sista Teresa had just become Mother Teresa".[39]

Yo, she fuckin started missionary work wit tha skanky up in 1948,[26] replacin her traditionizzle Loreto habit wit a simple, white cotton sari wit a funky-ass blue border n' shit. Teresa adopted Indian playa hatership, dropped nuff muthafuckin months up in Patna ta receive basic medicinal hustlin at Holy Family Hospitizzle n' ventured tha fuck into tha slums.[40][41] Biatch dropped a school up in Motijhil, Kolkata, before da hoe fuckin started tendin ta tha skanky n' hungry.[42] At tha beginnin of 1949 Teresa was joined up in her effort by a crew of lil' dem hoes, n' she laid tha foundation fo' a freshly smoked up religious hood helpin tha "poorest among tha skanky".[43]

Her efforts quickly caught tha attention of Indian officials, includin tha prime minister.[44] Teresa freestyled up in her diary dat her first year was fraught wit difficulty. With no income, da hoe begged fo' chicken n' supplies n' experienced doubt, lonelinizz n' tha temptation ta return ta tha comfort of convent game durin these early months:

Our Lord wants me ta be a gangbangin' free nun covered wit tha poverty of tha cross. Today, I hustled a phat lesson. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da poverty of tha skanky must be all kindsa hard fo' dem wild-ass muthafuckas. While lookin fo' a home I strutted n' strutted till mah arms n' hairy-ass legs ached.. n' you KNOWS how tha fuck much they must ache up in body n' soul, lookin fo' a home, chicken n' health. Then, tha comfort of Loreto [her forma congregation] came ta tempt mah dirty ass. "Yo ass have only ta say tha word n' all dat is ghon be yours again", tha Tempta kept on saying. ... Of free chizzle, mah God, n' outta ludd fo' you, I desire ta remain n' do whatever be yo' Holy will up in mah regard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I did not let a single tear come.[45]

Missionariez of Charitizzle up in traditionizzle saris

On 7 October 1950, Teresa received Vatican permission fo' tha diocesan congregation, which would become tha Missionariez of Charity.[46] In her lyrics, it would care fo' "the hungry, tha naked, tha homeless, tha crippled, tha blind, tha lepers, all dem playas whoz ass feel unwanted, unloved, uncared fo' all up in society, playas dat have become a funky-ass burden ta tha society n' is shunned by everyone".[47]

In 1952, Teresa opened her first hospice wit help from Calcutta officials. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch converted a abandoned Hindu temple tha fuck into tha Kalighat Home fo' tha Dying, free fo' tha skanky, n' renamed it Kalighat, tha Home of tha Pure Heart (Nirmal Hriday).[48] Those brought ta tha home received medicinal attention n' tha opportunitizzle ta take a thugged-out dirtnap wit dignitizzle up in accordizzle wit they faith: Muslims was read tha Quran, Hindus received wata from tha Ganges, n' Catholics received off tha hook unction.[49] "A dope dirtnap", Teresa holla'd, "is fo' playas whoz ass lived like muthafuckas ta take a thugged-out dirtnap like angels�"loved n' wanted."[49]

Nirmal Hriday, Muthafucka Teresaz Calcutta hospice, up in 2007

Yo, she opened a hospice fo' dem wit leprosy, callin it Shanti Nagar (Citizzle of Peace).[50] Da Missionariez of Charitizzle established leprosy-outreach clinics all up in Calcutta, providin medication, dressings n' chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch.[51] Da Missionariez of Charitizzle took up in a increasin number of homeless children; up in 1955 Teresa opened Nirmala Shishu Bhavan, tha Childrenz Home of tha Immaculate Heart, as a haven fo' orphans n' homeless youth.[52]

Da congregation fuckin started ta attract recruits n' donations, n' by tha 1960s it had opened hospices, orphanages n' leper houses all up in India. Teresa then expanded tha congregation abroad, openin a doggy den up in Venezuela up in 1965 wit five sisters.[53] Houses followed up in Italy (Rome), Tanzania n' Austria up in 1968, n' durin tha 1970s tha congregation opened houses n' foundations up in tha United Hoodz n' dozenz of ghettos up in Asia, Africa n' Europe.[54]

Da Missionariez of Charitizzle Brothers was dropped up in 1963, n' a contemplatizzle branch of tha Sistas followed up in 1976. Lay Catholics n' non-Catholics was enrolled up in tha Co-Workerz of Muthafucka Teresa, tha Sick n' Sufferin Co-Workers, n' tha Lay Missionariez of Charity. Respondin ta requests by nuff priests, up in 1981 Muthafucka Teresa dropped tha Corpus Christi Movement fo' Priests[55] n' wit Joseph Langford tha Missionariez of Charitizzle Fathers up in 1984, ta combine tha vocationizzle aimz of tha Missionariez of Charitizzle wit tha resourcez of tha priesthood.[56]

By 1997, tha 13-member Calcutta congregation had grown ta mo' than 4,000 sistas whoz ass managed orphanages, AIDS hospices n' charitizzle centas ghettowide, carin fo' refugees, tha blind, disabled, aged, alcoholics, tha skanky n' homeless n' suckaz of floods, epidemics n' famine.[57] By 2007, tha Missionariez of Charitizzle numbered bout 450 brothers n' 5,000 sistas ghettowide, operatin 600 missions, schools n' sheltas up in 120 countries.[58]

Internationistic charity

Teresa holla'd, "By blood, I be Albanian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. By playa hatership, a Indian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. By faith, I be a Catholic nun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. As ta mah calling, I belong ta tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! As ta mah ass, I belong entirely ta tha Heart of Jizzy."[4] Fluent up in five languages �" Bengali,[59] Albanian, Serbian, English n' Hindi �" she made occasionizzle trips outside India fo' humanitarian reasons.[60]

At tha height of tha Siege of Beirut up in 1982, Teresa rescued 37 lil pimps trapped up in a gangbangin' front-line hospitizzle by brokerin a temporary cease-fire between tha Israeli army n' Palestinian guerrillas.[61] Accompanied by Red Cross workers, dat dunkadelic hoe travelled all up in tha war unit ta tha hospitizzle ta evacuate tha lil' patients.[62]

When Eastside Europe experienced increased opennizz up in tha late 1980s, Teresa expanded her efforts ta Communist ghettos which had rejected tha Missionariez of Charity. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch fuckin started dozenz of projects, undeterred by jive-ass shiznit of her standz against abortion n' divorce: "No matta whoz ass say what, you should accept it wit a smile n' do yo' own work." Biatch hit up Armenia afta tha 1988 earthquake[63] n' kicked it wit wit Nikolai Ryzhkov, Chairman of tha Council of Ministers.[64]

Teresa travelled ta assist tha horny up in Ethiopia, radiation suckas at Chernobyl n' earthquake suckas up in Armenia.[65][66][67] In 1991 she moonwalked back ta Albania fo' tha last time, openin a Missionariez of Charitizzle Brothers home up in Tirana.[68]

By 1996, Teresa operated 517 missions up in over 100 countries.[69] Her Missionariez of Charitizzle grew from twelve ta thousands, servin tha "poorest of tha skanky" up in 450 centres ghettowide. Da first Missionariez of Charitizzle home up in tha United Hoodz was established up in tha Downtown Bronx area of New York City, n' by 1984 tha congregation operated 19 establishments all up in tha ghetto.[70]

Declinin game n' dirtnap

Teresa had a ass battle up in Rome up in 1983 while dat biiiiatch was hittin' up Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II. Peepin a second battle up in 1989, she received a artificial pacemaker. In 1991, afta a funky-ass bout of pneumonia up in Mexico, dat freaky freaky biatch had additionizzle ass problems fo' realz. Although Teresa offered ta resign as head of tha Missionariez of Charity, up in a secret ballot tha sistaz of tha congregation voted fo' her ta stay n' she agreed ta continue.[71]

In April 1996 she fell, breakin her collarbone, n' four months lata dat freaky freaky biatch had malaria n' heart failure fo' realz. Although Teresa had heart surgery, her game was clearly declinin fo' realz. Accordin ta Archbishop of Calcutta Henry Sebastian D'Souza, he ordered a priest ta big-ass up a exorcism (with her permission) when dat biiiiatch was first hospitizzleized wit cardiac problems cuz tha pimpin' muthafucka thought she might be under battle by tha devil.[72]

On 13 March 1997 Teresa resigned as head of tha Missionariez of Charity, n' her dope ass took a dirt nap on 5 September.[73] At tha time of her dirtnap, tha Missionariez of Charitizzle had over 4,000 sistas n' a associated brotherhood of 300 thugz operatin 610 missions up in 123 countries.[74] These included hospices n' cribs fo' playas wit HIV/AIDS, leprosy n' tuberculosis, chronic kitchens, children's-and crew-counpimpin programmes, orphanages n' schools. Da Missionariez of Charitizzle was aided by co-workers numberin over one mazillion by tha 1990s.[75]

Teresa lay up in repose up in a open casket up in St Thomas, Calcutta, fo' a week before her funeral. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch received a state funeral from tha Indian posse up in gratitude fo' her steez ta tha skanky of all religions up in tha ghetto.[76] Assisted by five priests, Cardinal Secretary of State Angelo Sodano, tha Popez representative, performed tha last rites.[77] Teresaz dirtnap was mourned up in tha secular n' religious communities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Prime Minista of Pakistan Nawaz Sharif called her "a rare n' unique individual whoz ass lived long fo' higher purposes yo. Her game-long devotion ta tha care of tha skanky, tha sick, n' tha disadvantaged was one of tha highest examplez of steez ta our humanity."[78] Accordin ta forma U.N. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Secretary-General Javier Pérez de Cuéllar, "Bitch is tha United Nations. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch is peace up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass."[78]

Recognizzle n' reception

India

Teresa was first recognised by tha Indian posse mo' than a third of a cold-ass lil century earlier, receivin tha Padma Shri up in 1962 n' tha Jawaharlal Nehru Award fo' Internationistic Understanding up in 1969.[79] Biatch lata received other Indian awards, includin tha Bharat Ratna (Indiaz highest civilian award) up in 1980.[80] Teresaz straight-up legit biography, by Navin Chawla, was published up in 1992.[81] In Kolkata, her ass is worshipped as a thugged-out deitizzle by some Hindus.[82]

To commemorate tha 100th anniversary of her birth, tha posse of India issued a special ₹5 coin (the amount of scrilla Teresa had when she arrived up in India) on 28 August 2010. Prezzy Pratibha Patil holla'd, "Clad up in a white sari wit a funky-ass blue border, she n' tha sistaz of Missionariez of Charitizzle became a symbol of hope ta nuff �" tha aged, tha destitute, tha unemployed, tha diseased, tha terminally ill, n' dem abandoned by they crews."[83]

Indian viewz of Teresa aint uniformly favorable. Aroup Chatterjee, a physician born n' raised up in Calcutta whoz ass was a activist up in tha hoodz slums fo' muthafuckin years round 1980 before movin ta tha UK, holla'd dat he "never even saw any nuns up in dem slums".[84] His research, involvin mo' than 100 rap battlez wit volunteers, nuns n' others familiar wit tha Missionariez of Charity, was busted lyrics bout up in a 2003 book critical of Teresa.[84] Chatterjee dissed her fo' biggin' up a "cult of suffering" n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distorted, wack image of Calcutta, exaggeratin work done by her mission n' misusin fundz n' privileges at her disposal.[84][85] Accordin ta him, a shitload of tha game problems dat schmoooove muthafucka had dissed (needle reuse, fo' example) improved afta Teresaz dirtnap up in 1997.[84]

Bikash Ranjan Bhattacharya, mayor of Kolkata from 2005 ta 2010, holla'd dat "she had no dope impact on tha skanky of dis hood", glorified illnizz instead of treatin it n' misrepresented tha hood: "No doubt there was poverty up in Calcutta yo, but dat shiznit was never a cold-ass lil hood of lepers n' beggars, as Muthafucka Teresa presented dat shit."[86] On tha Hindu right, tha Bharatiya Janata Party clashed wit Teresa over tha Christian Dalits but praised her up in dirtnap n' busted a representatizzle ta her funeral.[87] Vishwa Hindu Parishad, however, opposed tha posse decision ta grant her a state funeral. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Secretary Giriraj Kishore holla'd dat "her first duty was ta tha Church n' hood steez was incidental", accusin her of favorin Christians n' conductin "secret baptisms" of tha dying.[88][89] In a gangbangin' front-page tribute, tha Indian fortnightly Frontline dissed n' dismissed tha charges as "patently false" n' holla'd dat they had "made no impact on tha hood perception of her work, especially up in Calcutta". Praisin her "selfless caring", juice n' bravery, tha lyricist of tha tribute dissed Teresaz hood campaign against abortion n' her claim ta be non-political.[90]

In February 2015 Mohan Bhagwat, leader of tha Hindu right-win organization Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh, holla'd dat Teresaz objectizzle was "to convert tha person, whoz ass was bein served, tha fuck into a Christian".[91] Forma RSS spokesthug M. G. Vaidhya supported Bhagwatz assessment, n' tha organization accused tha media of "distortin facts bout Bhagwatz remarks". Trinamool Congress MP Derek O'Brien, CPI leader Atul Anjan n' Delhi chizzle minista Arvind Kejriwal protested Bhagwatz statement.[92]

Elsewhere

Teresa received tha Ramon Magsaysay Award fo' Peace n' Internationistic Understanding, given fo' work up in Downtown or Eastside Asia, up in 1962 fo' realz. Accordin ta its citation, "Da Board of Trustees recognises her merciful cognisizzle of tha abject skanky of a gangbangin' foreign land, up in whose steez dat freaky freaky biatch has hustled a freshly smoked up congregation".[93] By tha early 1970s, dat biiiiatch was a internationistic celebrity. Teresaz hype may be partially attributed ta Malcolm Muggeridgez 1969 documentary, Somethang Beautiful fo' God, n' his 1971 book of tha same name. Muggeridge was undergoin a spiritual trip of his own all up in tha time.[94] Durin filming, footage blasted up in skanky lightin (particularly all up in tha Home fo' tha Dying) was thought unlikely ta be usable by tha crew. In England, tha footage was found ta be mad well-lit n' Muggeridge called it a miracle of "divine light" from Teresa.[95] Other crew thugz holla'd dat dat shiznit was cuz of a freshly smoked up type of ultra-sensitizzle Kodak film.[96] Muggeridge lata converted ta Catholicism.[97]

Around dis time, tha Catholic ghetto fuckin started ta honour Teresa publicly. Pimp Pizzle VI gave her tha inaugural Pimp Jizzy XXIII Peace Prize up in 1971, commendin her work wit tha skanky, display of Christian charitizzle n' efforts fo' peace,[98] n' she received tha Pacem up in Terris Award up in 1976.[99] Afta her dirtnap, Teresa progressed rapidly on tha road ta sainthood.

Yo, she was honoured by posses n' civilian organisations, n' appointed a honorary Companion of tha Order of Australia up in 1982 "for steez ta tha hood of Australia n' humanitizzle at large".[100] Da United Mackdaddydom n' tha United Hoodz bestowed a fuckin shitload of awards, culminatin up in tha Order of Merit up in 1983 n' honorary playa hatershizzle of tha United Hoods on 16 November 1996.[101] Teresaz Albanian homeland gave her tha Golden Honour of tha Nation up in 1994,[90] but her acceptizzle of dis n' tha Haitian Legion of Honour was controversial. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Teresa was criticised fo' implicitly supportin tha Duvaliers n' corrupt bidnizzmen like fuckin Charlez Keating n' Robert Maxwell; dat biiiiatch freestyled ta tha judge of Keatingz trial, requestin clemency.[90][102]

Universitizzles up in India n' tha Westside granted her honorary degrees.[90] Other civilian awardz included tha Balzan Prize fo' biggin' up humanity, peace n' brotherhood among peoplez (1978)[103] n' tha Albert Schweitzer Internationistic Prize (1975).[104] In April 1976 Teresa hit up tha Universitizzle of Scranton up in northeastern Pennsylvania, where she received tha La Storta Medal fo' Human Service from universitizzle prez Lil' Willy J. Byron.[105] Biatch challenged a crew of 4,500 ta "know skanky playas up in yo' own home n' local neighbourhood", feedin others or simply spreadin joy n' love,[106] n' continued: "Da skanky will help our asses grow up in sanctity, fo' they is Christ up in tha guise of distress".[105] In August 1987 Teresa received a honorary doctor of hood science degree, up in recognizzle of her steez n' her ministry ta help tha destitute n' sick, from tha university.[107] Biatch was rappin ta over 4,000 hustlas n' thugz of tha Diocese of Scranton[108] bout her steez ta tha "poorest of tha skanky", spittin some lyrics ta dem ta "do lil' small-ass thangs wit pimped out love".[109]

In 1979, Teresa received tha Nobel Peace Prize "for work undertaken up in tha struggle ta overcome poverty n' distress, which also constitutes a threat ta peace".[110] Biatch refused tha conventionizzle ceremonial banquet fo' laureates, askin dat its $192,000 cost be given ta tha skanky up in India[111] n' sayin dat earthly rewardz was blingin only if they helped her ta help tha ghettoz needy. When Teresa received tha prize dat biiiiatch was asked, "What can our phat asses do ta promote ghetto peace?" Biatch answered, "Go home n' ludd yo' crew." Buildin on dis theme up in her Nobel lecture, her big-ass booty holla'd: "Around tha ghetto, not only up in tha skanky ghettos yo, but I found tha poverty of tha Westside so much mo' hard as fuck ta remove. When I pick up a thug from tha street, hungry, I give his ass a plate of rice, a piece of bread, I have satisfied. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I have removed dat hunger n' shit. But a thug dat is shut out, dat feels unwanted, unloved, terrified, tha thug dat has been thrown up from society �" dat poverty is so hurtable [sic] n' so much, n' I find dat straight-up difficult." Teresa singled up abortion as "the top billin destroyer of peace todizzle. It make me wanna hollar playa! Because if a mutha can bust a cap up in her own lil pimp �" what tha fuck is left fo' me ta bust a cap up in you n' you bust a cap up in me �" there aint a god damn thang between."[112]

Barbara Smoker of tha secular humanist magazine Da Freethinker criticised Teresa afta tha Peace Prize award, sayin dat her promotion of Catholic moral teachings on abortion n' constipation diverted fundz from effectizzle methodz ta solve Indiaz problems.[113] At tha Fourth Ghetto Conference on Women up in Beijing, Teresa holla'd: "Yet we can fuck wit dis gift of motherhood, especially by tha evil of abortion yo, but also by thankin dat other thangs like thangs or positions is mo' blingin than gangbangin."[114]

Durin her gametime, Teresa was among tha top 10 dem hoes up in tha annual Gallupz most admired playa n' biatch poll 18 times, finishin first nuff muthafuckin times up in tha 1980s n' 1990s.[115] In 1999 dat freaky freaky biatch headed Gallupz List of Most Widely Admired Muthafuckaz of tha 20th Century,[116] out-pollin all other volunteered lyrics by a wide margin, n' was first up in all major demographic categories except tha straight-up young.[116][117]

Criticism

Accordin ta a paper by Canuck academics Serge Larivée, Geneviève Chénard n' Carole Sénéchal, Teresaz clinics received millionz of dollars up in donations but lacked medical care, systematic diagnosis, necessary nutrizzle n' sufficient analgesics fo' dem up in pain;[118] up in tha opinion of tha three academics, "Muthafucka Teresa believed tha sick must suffer like Christ on tha cross".[119] Dat shiznit was holla'd dat tha additionizzle scrilla might have transformed tha game of tha hoodz skanky by bustin advanced palliatizzle care facilities.[120][121]

One of Teresaz most outspoken muthafuckas was Gangsta journalist, literary critic n' antitheist Christopher Hitchens, host of tha documentary Hellz Angel (1994) n' lyricist of tha essay Da Missionary Position: Muthafucka Teresa up in Theory n' Practice (1995) whoz ass freestyled up in a 2003 article: "This returns our asses ta tha medieval corruption of tha church, which sold indulgences ta tha rich while preachin hellfire n' continence ta tha skanky. [Muthafucka Teresa] was not a gangbangin' playa of tha skanky. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch was a gangbangin' playa of poverty. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch holla'd dat sufferin was a gift from Dogg. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch dropped her game opposin tha only known cure fo' poverty, which is tha empowerment of dem hoes n' tha emancipation of dem from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction."[122] Dude accused her of hypocrisy fo' choosin advanced treatment fo' her ass condition.[123][124] Hitchens holla'd dat "her intention was not ta help people", n' dat she lied ta donors bout how tha fuck they contributions was used. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Dat shiznit was by poppin' off ta her dat I discovered, n' she assured me, dat dat biiiiatch wasn't hustlin ta alleviate poverty", da perved-out muthafucka holla'd, "Bitch was hustlin ta expand tha number of Catholics. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch holla'd, 'I aint a hood worker n' shit. I don't do it fo' dis reason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I do it fo' Christ. I do it fo' tha church.'"[125] Although Hitchens thought da thug was tha only witnizz called by tha Vatican, Aroup Chatterjee (lyricist of Muthafucka Teresa: Da Untold Story) was also called ta present evidence opposin Teresaz beatification n' canonisation;[126] tha Vatican had abolished tha traditionizzle "devilz advocate", which served a similar purpose.[126]

Abortion-rights groups have also criticised Teresaz stizzle against abortion n' constipation.[127][128][129]

Spiritual game

Analysin her deedz n' achievements, Pimp Jizzy Pizzle Pt II holla'd: "Where did Muthafucka Teresa find tha strength n' perseverizzle ta place her muthafuckin ass straight-up all up in tha steez of others, biatch? Biatch found it up in prayer n' up in tha silent contemplation of Jizzy Christ, his Holy Face, his Sacred Heart."[130] Privately, Teresa experienced doubts n' struggle up in her religious beliefs which lasted nearly 50 muthafuckin years until tha end of her game. [131] Teresa expressed grave doubts bout Godz existence n' pain over her lack of faith:

Where is mah faith, biatch? Even deep down ... there aint a god damn thang but emptinizz n' darkness. ... If there be Dogg �" please forgive mah dirty ass. When I try ta raise mah thoughts ta Heaven, there is such convictin emptinizz dat dem straight-up thoughts return like sharp knives n' hurt mah straight-up ass.[132]

Plaque all bout Muthafucka Teresa up in Wenceslas Square, Olomouc , Czech Republic

Teresa may have experienced suttin' similar ta Jizzy, whoz ass holla'd when da thug was crucified: "Eli Eli lama sabachthani?" ("My fuckin God, mah God, why have you forsaken me son?").[133] Other saints (includin Teresaz namesake Thérèse of Lisieux, whoz ass called it a "night of nothingness") had similar experiencez of spiritual dryness.[134] Accordin ta Jizzy Langford, these doubts was typical n' would not be a impediment ta canonisation.[134]

Afta ten muthafuckin yearz of doubt, Teresa busted lyrics on some funky-ass brief period of renewed faith fo' realz. Afta Pimp Pius XIIz dirtnap up in 1958, dat biiiiatch was prayin fo' his ass at a requiem mass when dat biiiiatch was relieved of "the long darkness: dat strange suffering." But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat five weeks lata her spiritual drynizz returned.[135]

Teresa freestyled nuff lettas ta her confessors n' superiors over a 66-year period, most notably ta Calcutta Archbishop Ferdinand Perier n' Jesuit priest Celeste van Exem (her spiritual advisor since tha formation of tha Missionariez of Charity).[136] Biatch axed dat her lettas be fucked wit, concerned dat "people is ghon be thinkin mo' of me �" less of Jizzy."[94][137]

Semi-abstract paintin honorin Muthafucka Teresa

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha correspondence has been compiled up in Muthafucka Teresa: Come Be My fuckin Light.[94][138] Teresa freestyled ta spiritual confidant Mike van der Peet, "Jizzy has a straight-up special ludd fo' you, biatch. [But] as fo' me, tha silence n' tha emptinizz is so pimped out, dat I look n' do not peep �" listen n' do not hear �" tha tongue moves [in prayer] but do not speak. ... I want you ta pray fo' me �" dat I let Him have [a] free hand."

In Deus caritas est (his first encyclical), Pimp Benzedrine XVI mentioned Teresa three times n' used her game ta clarify one of tha encyclicalz main points: "In tha example of Blessed Teresa of Calcutta our crazy asses gotz a cold-ass lil clear illustration of tha fact dat time devoted ta Dogg up in prayer not only do not detract from effectizzle n' gangbangin steez ta our neighbour but is up in fact tha inexhaustible source of dat service."[139] Biatch wrote, "It be only by menstrual prayer n' spiritual reading dat we can cultivate tha gift of prayer."[140]

Although her order was not connected wit tha Frankiecan orders, Teresa admired Franciz of Assisi[141] n' was hyped up by Frankiecan spirituality. Da Sistaz of Charitizzle recite tha prayer of Saint Frankie every last muthafuckin mornin at Mass durin tha thanksgivin afta Communion, n' they emphasis on ministry n' nuff of they vows is similar.[141] Frankie emphasised poverty, chastity, obedience n' submission ta Christ yo. Dude devoted much of his wild lil' freakadelic game ta servin tha skanky, particularly lepers.[142]

Canonisation

Miracle n' beatification

Afta Teresaz dirtnap up in 1997, tha Holy See fuckin started tha process of beatification (the second of three steps towardz canonisation) n' Kolodiejchuk was appointed postulator by tha Diocese of Calcutta fo' realz. Although da perved-out muthafucka holla'd, "Us dudes didn't gotta prove dat dat biiiiatch was slick or never done cooked up a mistake ...", dat schmoooove muthafucka had ta prove dat Teresaz virtue was heroic. Kolodiejchuk submitted 76 documents, totallin 35,000 pages, which was based on rap battlez wit 113 witnesses whoz ass was axed ta answer 263 thangs.[143]

Da process of canonisation requires tha documentation of a miracle resultin from tha intercession of tha prospectizzle saint.[144] In 2002 tha Vatican recognised as a miracle tha healin of a tumour up in tha abdomen of Monica Besra, a Indian biatch, afta tha application of a locket containin Teresaz picture fo' realz. Accordin ta Besra, a funky-ass beam of light emanated from tha picture n' her cancerous tumour was cured; however, her homeboy n' a shitload of her medicinal staff holla'd dat conventionizzle medicinal treatment eradicated tha tumour.[145] Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Ranjan Mustafi, whoz ass holla'd at Da New York Times dat schmoooove muthafucka had treated Besra, holla'd dat tha cyst was caused by tuberculosis: "Dat shiznit was not a miracle ... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch took medicines fo' nine months ta one year."[146] Accordin ta Besraz homeboy, "My fuckin hoe was cured by tha doctors n' not by any miracle ... This miracle be a hoax."[147] Besra holla'd dat her medicinal records, includin sonograms, prescriptions n' physicians' notes, was confiscated by Sista Betta of tha Missionariez of Charitizzle fo' realz. Accordin ta Time, calls ta Sista Betta n' tha crib of Sista Nirmala (Teresaz successor as head of tha order) elicited no comment. Officials at Balurghat Hospitizzle, where Besra sought medicinal treatment, holla'd dat they was pressured by tha order ta booty-call her cure miraculous.[147] In February 2000, forma Westside Bengal game minista Partho De ordered a review of Besraz medicinal recordz all up in tha Department of Game up in Kolkata fo' realz. Accordin ta De, there was not a god damn thang unusual bout her illnizz n' cure based on her lengthy treatment yo. Dude holla'd dat dat schmoooove muthafucka had refused ta give tha Vatican tha name of a thugged-out doctor whoz ass would certify dat Monica Besraz healin was a miracle.[148]

Durin Teresaz beatification n' canonisation, tha Roman Curia (the Vatican) studied published n' unpublished jive-ass shiznit of her game n' work yo. Hitchens n' Chatterjee (lyricist of Da Final Verdict, a funky-ass book critical of Teresa) was rappin ta tha tribunal; accordin ta Vatican officials, tha allegations raised was investigated by tha Congregation fo' tha Causez of Saints.[143] Da crew found no obstacle ta Teresaz canonisation, n' issued its nihil obstat on 21 April 1999.[149][150] Because of tha attacks on her, some Catholic writas called her a sign of contradiction.[151] Teresa was beatified on 19 October 2003, n' was known by Catholics as "Blessed".[152]

Canonisation

On 17 December 2015, tha Vatican Press Office confirmed dat Pimp Frankie recognised a second miracle attributed ta Teresa: tha healin of a Brazilian playa wit multiple dome tumours back up in 2008.[153] Da miracle first came ta tha attention of tha postulation (officials managin tha cause) durin tha eventz of Ghetto Youth Dizzle 2013 when tha pimp was up in Brazil dat July fo' realz. A subsequent investigation took place up in Brazil from 19�"26 June 2015 which was lata transferred ta tha Congregation fo' tha Causez of Saints whoz ass issued a thugged-out decree recognizin tha investigation ta be completed.[153]

Francis canonised her at a cold-ass lil ceremony on 4 September 2016 up in St. Peterz Square up in Vatican City. Tenz of thousandz of playas witnessed tha ceremony, includin 15 posse delegations n' 1,500 homeless playas from across Italy.[154][155] Dat shiznit was televised live on tha Vatican channel n' streamed online; Skopje, Teresaz hometown, announced a week-long celebration of her canonisation.[154] In India, a special Mass was bigged up by tha Missionariez of Charitizzle up in Kolkata.[155]

Co-Patron of Calcutta Archdiocese

On 4 September 2017, durin a cold-ass lil celebration honorin tha 1st anniversary of her canonization, Sista Mary Prema Pierick, Superior-General of tha Missionariez of Charity, announced dat Teresa would be made tha co-patron of tha Calcutta Archdiocese durin a Mass up in tha Cathedral of tha Most Holy Rosary at 5.30 pm on 6 September 2017.[156] On 5 September 2017, Archbishop Thomas D'Souza, whoz ass serves as head of tha Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Calcutta, confirmed dat Teresa is ghon be named co-patron of tha Calcutta Diocese, alongside Frankie Xavier.[157][158] On 6 September 2017, bout 500 playas attended tha Mass at a cold-ass lil cathedral where Dominique Gomes, tha local Vicar General,[159] read tha decree institutin her as tha second patron saint of tha archdiocese.[160] Da ceremony was also presided over by D'Souza n' tha Vaticanz ambassador ta India, Giambattista Diquattro, whoz ass lead tha Mass n' inaugurated a funky-ass bronze statue up in tha church of Muthafucka Teresa carryin a cold-ass lil child.[160]

Da Roman Catholic Church declared St. Frankie Xavier tha straight-up original gangsta patron saint of Calcutta up in 1986.[160]

Legacy n' depictions up in ghettofab culture

Commemorations

Teresa has been commemorated by museums n' named tha patronizz of a fuckin shitload of churches. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch has had buildings, roadz n' complexes named afta her, includin Albaniaz internationistic airport. Muthafucka Teresa Dizzle (Dita e Nënë Terezës), 19 October, be a hood holidizzle up in Albania. In 2009 tha Memorial Doggy Den of Muthafucka Teresa was opened up in her hometown of Skopje, Uptown Macedonia. Da Roman Catholic cathedral up in Pristina, Kosovo, is named up in her honour.[161] Its construction, begun up in 2011, sparked controversy up in Muslim circlez whoz ass saw it as oversized relatizzle ta tha number of Catholics up in tha area fo' realz. An initiatizzle ta erect a monument ta Teresa up in tha hood of Peć (accordin ta activists, 98 cement Muslim) was opposed by Kosovo Muslims.[161]

Muthafucka Teresa Womenz University,[162] up in Kodaikanal, was established up in 1984 as a hood universitizzle by tha government of Tamil Nadu. Da Muthafucka Theresa Postgraduate n' Research Institute of Game Sciences,[163] up in Pondicherry, was established up in 1999 by tha posse of Puducherry. Da charitable organisation Sevalaya runs tha Muthafucka Teresa Hoes Home, providin skanky n' orphaned hoes near tha underserved hood of Kasuva up in Tamil Nadu wit free chicken, threadz, shelta n' ejaculation.[164] A number of tributes by Teresaz biographer, Navin Chawla, have rocked up in Indian newspapers n' magazines.[165][166][167] Indian Railways introduced tha "Muthafucka Express", a freshly smoked up train named afta Muthafucka Teresa, on 26 August 2010 ta commemorate tha centenary of her birth.[168] Da Tamil Nadu posse organised centenary celebrations honourin Teresa on 4 December 2010 up in Chennai, headed by chizzle minista M Karunanidhi.[169][170] Beginnin on 5 September 2013, tha anniversary of her dirtnap has been designated tha Internationistic Dizzle of Charity by tha United Nations General Assembly.[171]

In 2012, Teresa was ranked number 5 up in Outlook India's poll of the Top Billin Indian.[172]

On 5 September 2017, St. Teresa Cathedral, tha straight-up original gangsta Roman Catholic cathedral named up in Teresaz honor, was consecrated up in Kosovo.[173] Da Cathedral be also Kosovoz first Roman Catholic cathedral as well.[173]

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