Hot off the press. A Special Correspondent sent me some shots of the new Advance Mag that arrived in his/her mailbox.

It is an epic and monumental edition with news that of vital importance to every scientologist.

They found a bird.

If that isn’t OT I don’t know what is…

Well, maybe this?

They heard two car alarms!

And talk about 64X expansion.

They had 5 people complete OT III in the past 3 months (or maybe 6?)…

What an epic and monumental demonstration of massive, straight up and vertical expansion that page is. In the IDEAL AOLA.

Wow. Mindblowing.

And you will note that every completion on this page is counted as an “OT Comp”….

Why do they keep shooting themselves in the foot by publishing these lists?

Simple, LRH said they had to send out magazines and policy says that the completions page is in every magazine. So they put it in and send it out.

The sheeple have grown so accustomed to it they apparently no longer notice the horrendous disparity between this and what they hear as the “great news” at every event they attend.