Kitchen Nightmares' most infamous alumni, Amy and Samy Buzaglo of Scottsdale, Ariz.'s Amy's Baking Company, want you to know one thing: "If people actually think we are like the people that we were portrayed to be on Kitchen Nightmares, we would either be in prison, an insane asylum or dead."

Or getting their own reality TV series.

The couple went viral after their episode featured them yelling at customers, threatening to tamper with food and stealing tips from employees. They're back to prove that they are not crazy.

Spoiler alert: They're as crazy as ever. Let us count the ways: