Well looky looky what we have here. Some say storage = snore-age. Know what? Those people are mostly right. Except when you get in the world's first notebook that contains a grand freaking total of one terabyte (!) of hard disk space .



First impressions? The m70 comes with Vista Home Premium (Meh.) and weighs a bone crushing 9-pounds. Seriously, it's pushing the limits of portability. Asus still hasn't gotten back to us yet about how much the unit's price. Our IT guru said it'll probably cost about $2500-$3000 considering the specs.

To give you an idea of what it would take to fill up the hard drive, hit the jump to see the breakdown on how much porn, MP3s, DVDs, games, and pictures would be needed to fill the roomy storage.

1 terabyte of storage by the numbers:

1TB = 1,024 GB = 1,048,576 MB = 1,073,741,824 KB

Porn: Debbie Does Dallas (838 MB in AVI format) =

1,251 porn flicks

DVD Rips: Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back (4.36 GB) =

235 copies.

Pics: 1.3 megapixel stills from the integrated webcam ( recorded as 516 KB jpgs) =

2,080,895 images.

Games: Crysis (6.03 GB) = 169 copies of Crytek-crippling craziness.

MP3s: Stars are Blind, by Paris Hilton (7.3MB) =

143,640,256 brain damaging tracks. Interestingly, this is the soundtrack they play in Hell.

Additional reporting by Nate Ralph.

*(Photos by James Merithew for Wired.com.) *