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DNC IN PHILLY: WHITE PEOPLE TO THE BACK OF THE BUS

Last week in the city where Mumia Abu-Jamal became a global celebrity for killing a white cop, the Democratic Party officially nominated suspected lesbian Hillary Clinton as their 2016 presidential candidate.

The tenor and spirit and gist and thrust of the convention’s message could be summarized in three words: White people suck.

Even though party members insisted all week that their mission was to build bridges rather than walls, they made sure to build an eight-foot-tall, four-mile-long fence around the convention site.

Outside the walled-in convention, a fat black woman on a truck bed barked through a megaphone that white people needed to move to the back of their march:

I need all white people to move to the back”make space because this is a Black Resistance March. I need all white people to move to the back and make room for the black and brown brothers and sisters…You will appropriately take your place in the back of this march because it will be truly led by the black and brown community and that’s it…Make room for black media. White media get to the back. Black media come to the front.

Rosa Parks would be proud!

Inside the Wells Fargo Center, the stench of anti-white rhetoric was so thick that even the Trumpophobic geldings at National Review took notice, referring to the Dems’ “Lawless Anti-White Identity Politics”:

Hillary Clinton could be escorted onstage by an armed contingent of the Fruit of Islam with a just-released illegal-immigrant murderer leading the way and the media would find a way to show that it means that Trump=Hitler.

Startlingly, the National Review even cited stats by Heather Mac Donald and said that “on a per capita basis African Americans are more than 25 times more likely to have committed violence against whites than vice versa.”

“The citizens of this globe will never be free until they are free of globalism.”

But in a typically groveling attempt not to appear “racist” like their nemesis Trump, the NR felt the need to openly condemn former Alabama Governor George Wallace, even though he’s been dead for nearly two decades.

The convention’s festivities were a nonstop cavalcade of identity politics”provided, but of course, that the identity wasn’t white or male. Among the hundreds of speakers were advocates for women, Latinos, Native Americans, Muslims, Arabs, blacks, gays, trannies, Jews, the disabled, and the chronically height-deprived.

On the first night, the crowd roared as one illegal alien after the next spoke of living in fear that the US government might one day enforce the law against them. On the second night, a gaggle of black women whose sons died as a result of struggling with police or at the hands of black gang members took to the stage to blame everything except themselves and their exiled sperm donors.

Since DNC chair and world-class yenta Debbie Wasserman Schultz was forced to resign after leaked emails revealed she’d conspired to thwart the candidacy of Bernie Sanders, her sudden replacement was Representative Marcia Fudge of Ohio, who once stated that there is “an unwritten rule that black lives hold no value; that you may kill black men in this country without consequences or repercussions.”

Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, mayor of Baltimore, gaveled in the convention and presided over the roll call of states. Amidst last year’s riots in Baltimore, Rawlings-Blake spoke of the importance of giving “space” to “those who wished to destroy.”

Noteworthy speakers included:

“¢ Former Attorney General Eric Holder, famous for calling Americans a “nation of cowards” about race and for insisting that whites were not a “protected class” under hate-crime laws.

“¢ US Representative Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas, famous for making stupid comments such as her allegation that Neil Armstrong had planted a flag on Mars, that hurricane names were “too lily-white,” that slavery lasted 400 years in America, and that the US Constitution was 400 years old.

“¢ Possible homosexual the Reverend Jesse Jackson, well-known for lying about cradling a dying Martin Luther King in his arms and for referring to New York City as “Hymietown.”

“¢ Disgustingly entitled pig monster Lena Dunham, who falsely accuses men of rape while bragging of molesting her younger sister.

“¢ U.S. Representative Luis GutiÃ©rrez of Illinois, who told audience members at a La Raza conference that amnesty was needed in order to “punish” opponents of illegal immigration.

So if you’re looking for unabashed racial pandering and shameless bashing of “the other””and, really, who isn’t?”the media is lying to you. To the disappointment of many, the Republicans persist in their stubborn refusal to make things racial. The Democrats are, and have always been, the Party of Race.

A CRAIGSLIST FOR RACIAL REPARATIONS

Natasha Marin is a bushy-haired Woman of Color who describes herself as “poet and interdisciplinary artist.” She lives in the predominantly white Pacific Northwest, which presents her with countless obstacles and indignities and microaggressions and nanoaggressions and nonaggressions on a daily basis.

To remedy the suffering she endures for not having been born in Swaziland, Marin has launched a website called Reparations.me where the nation’s countless self-loathing, heel-grabbing Good Whites can “learn how to leverage and dismantle your white privilege” and expiate their “white guilt” by offering free goods and services to nonwhites. Barely a week old, the site has already fielded offers from Good Whites including massages, pet sitting, house cleaning, use of a car, graphic-design services, and even good old-fashioned emotional support.

We encourage nonwhite Americans to soak these ethno-masochistic nimrods for every penny they have.