I was having a regular girls' night out when it suddenly dawned on me that it was Fleet Week — every New York woman's chance to bang a sailor. U.S. Navy, Marines and Coast Guard ships that were deployed overseas dock here for seven days, and their crews are unleashed to tour the city. I ditched my friends in search of a uniformed gentleman, met one, tossed back a few and decided it was a good idea to have sex with him on the bunk bed in his ship.