I got a lil spiderman doll like you get from the carnival, Spiderman: the Ultimate Villain Showdown on DVD, an electronic hand-held game called LCR that came with batteries and makes a "shaking dice" sound, and finally................ BARBARELLA: QUEEN OF THE GALAXY starring Jane Fonda on glorious widescreen DVD!!

That last one I am genuinely psyched about because it seems like the type of movie my roommates and I could totally MST3K the shit out of. And that is exactly what I plan on doing tonight after partaking in some shmerking of burls (if you know what I mean)

If you didn't know what I meant, I meant MARIJUANA