Last week marked the anniversary of our Paper Aircraft Released Into Space (PARIS) triumph, and we decided to mark the occasion by offering our beloved readers a short commemorative video of the audacious spaceplane project.

Yes, we can already hear you muttering "Why has it taken so long to get a bleedin' vid together?", and the simple answer is that until recently we just weren't geared up for motion picture production.

However, we now have a veritable shedload of stuff available as part of our plan to ramp up video output, particularly for our ongoing Low Orbit Helium Assisted Navigator (LOHAN) initiative.

That's in the future, though. For now, sit back, crack open a cold one and enjoy PARIS: The Motion Picture (best viewed in full-fat hi-def, naturally)... ®