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Andy R's post triggered this

( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:56, Reply

IDGI

( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:29, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:29, Reply

It's just a bad pun

( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:37, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:37, Reply

It's also about a czar that went missing

and the zany hijinks that occurred while trying to find him ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:57, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:57, Reply

Yeah see this is more like it

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:44, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:44, Reply

Sounds like a movie.

A really bad movie. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:59, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:59, Reply

it's The Terrible

( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:23, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:23, Reply

It's got Ashton Kutcher in it

and that other guy ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:26, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:26, Reply

OMG is it Jack Black?!?

I LOVE JACK BLACK HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:35, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:35, Reply

no it's the other other guy

( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:41, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:41, Reply

Tom Green?

( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:55, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:55, Reply

You don’t have to say bad pun, you can just say pun. Might save you some time.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:43, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:43, Reply

ok so I may have posted an “oh my god, it’s full of czars” image. But that’s not the point

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:58, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:58, Reply



Is it kind of like using a word or phrase so that more than one meaning is suggested to evoke humor? ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:35, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:35, Reply

Less laid back than the original.

But the IMDB rating is higher. ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:36, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:36, Reply

Just another couple of years...

( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:15, Reply

Arf!

( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:16, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:16, Reply



arrrrgh, I thought for flipin ages to get this in to the compo and failed



big woo ( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:51, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:51, Reply

Super

( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:52, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:52, Reply

haha!

( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:53, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:53, Reply

Less than 8 hours to FP.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:26, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:26, Reply

More than 24 hours of you being butt-hurt

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:41, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:41, Reply

I'm trying to forget about that.

( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:01, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:01, Reply

aces

-click- ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:43, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:43, Reply



oh you... ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:52, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:52, Reply

brilliant :)

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:08, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:08, Reply

*applauds*

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:33, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:33, Reply

Excellent

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:35, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:35, Reply

bril

( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:53, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:53, Reply

Nobody wants lentil soup?

( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:28, Reply

:D

( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:55, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 22:55, Reply

Dinner’s on the Yellow Brick Road guys

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:42, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:42, Reply

I like this

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:42, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:42, Reply

Don't Be Lie

( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:00, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:00, Reply

How laid back are the mods?

( , Sat 26 Sep, 13:12, Reply

it's hard to know, they're pretty tight-lipped

( , Sat 26 Sep, 14:35, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 14:35, Reply

Might get in a flap about it

( , Sat 26 Sep, 14:49, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 14:49, Reply

enough to muffle him?

( , Sat 26 Sep, 14:56, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 14:56, Reply

:)

You are a cunning linguist ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:49, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:49, Reply

I thought it would bee f***** curtains for this one!

( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:26, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:26, Reply

Good thing that bloke’s standing in the way of her cunt otherwise this would be NSFW

( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:57, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:57, Reply

Hahaha

Don't beat around the bush ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:09, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:09, Reply

Well it doesn’t seem to have knocked you out of your groove

( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:17, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:17, Reply

Don't clam up now

( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:28, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:28, Reply

Oi, back in your box

( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:15, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:15, Reply

the dark, dark box

( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:16, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:16, Reply

Desert Dessert

( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:52, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:52, Reply

LOL

Something about a camel toe ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:10, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:10, Reply

all that sand is going to chafe

gritty in the teeth too ( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:27, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:27, Reply

:)

Arid ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:10, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:10, Reply

A heartwarming story of a man who takes up cooking to raise money for cancer treatments

( , Sat 26 Sep, 12:36, Reply

Pedro this is very good, well done you!

( , Sat 26 Sep, 16:08, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 16:08, Reply

Oh, thank you

I think one other person actually clicked 'I like this' ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:37, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:37, Reply

Was it this guy?

b3ta.com/board/11318277 ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:44, Reply

:(

( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:50, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:50, Reply

Don’t let it upset you Pedro, it’s just some jerk with a time machine showing off

( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:55, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:55, Reply

"procured bread"

( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:51, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:51, Reply

You're welcome

( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:27, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:27, Reply

Nicely

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:34, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:34, Reply

Bless you, young cat-person

( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:27, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:27, Reply

I just realized, that's the same exact expression I make when I look at my phone.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:23, Reply

Haha - brill

( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:55, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 21:55, Reply

But...

...that's far more terrifying than the original. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 12:42, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 12:42, Reply

Mmmmmm...



Click for bigger (121 kb) ( , Sat 26 Sep, 10:51, Reply

What's the matter with you, can't you drive? eh? Oh my god, look what you've done!

( , Sat 26 Sep, 8:41, Reply

:-)

( , Sat 26 Sep, 8:49, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 8:49, Reply

Haha!

:) ( , Sat 26 Sep, 9:21, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 9:21, Reply

ha!

-click- ( , Sat 26 Sep, 13:05, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 13:05, Reply

Excellent

( , Sat 26 Sep, 13:12, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 13:12, Reply

it's a keeper!

( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:41, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 23:41, Reply

That's nice.

Sleep tight, pig. Tomorrow you're getting it. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:13, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:13, Reply

I got the FP! (with some of the worst replies ever...I hope nobody reads that shit)

*woohoo*jusssayin* \o/ ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:26, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:26, Reply

Ugh :(

Gratz! ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:28, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:28, Reply

Got any more ideas I can procure?

I'm fresh out. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:30, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:30, Reply

The box in '7' is full of puppies

( , Sat 26 Sep, 15:36, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 15:36, Reply

+heads

( , Sat 26 Sep, 16:09, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 16:09, Reply

😳🥺

( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:34, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:34, Reply

Not very original Pedro.

Please try harder. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:54, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:54, Reply

How about Mary Poppins, except she doesn't wear a brassiere

Mary Floppins ( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:53, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 18:53, Reply

You are out of ideas...OBV.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:52, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:52, Reply

Batman with tits

( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:58, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 19:58, Reply

I think it's due for a diaper change

( , Sat 26 Sep, 20:37, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 20:37, Reply

oh shit

( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:28, ( , Sun 27 Sep, 0:28, Reply

Hello?...

...Where he go?... ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:39, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 3:39, Reply

Honestly some of my best work is on there. I definitely feel that was the real reason for the fp.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:05, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:05, Reply

In-jokes are never Front-Paged!

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:07, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:07, Reply

And yet there you are

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:18, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:18, Reply

Making History! \o/'

( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:36, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:36, Reply

Neetzo!

& congratz! ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:20, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:20, Reply

Made my day. XD

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:22, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:22, Reply

It made my hole weak

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:23, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:23, Reply

You have made this joke too many times and now you must stop.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:23, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:23, Reply

two times too many?

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:25, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:25, Reply

Let’s not concern ourselves with the details, let’s open our eyes wide to embrace the bigger picture, shut up.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:27, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:27, Reply



ok ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:28, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:28, Reply

Aren’t you going to fight for your “hole weak” joke?

Dammit soldier if this was my Fall Fashions joke at stake you’d be slipping in the trail of blood. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:31, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:31, Reply

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:37, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:37, Reply

One goes Bing and the other Disney

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:39, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:39, Reply

For a whole week.

Srsly, am I being a nuisance? I'm not trying to be one. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:42, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:42, Reply

You know that expression, it’s all good? Well, it’s all good.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:44, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:44, Reply

Sorry, I got a bit paranoid there

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:49, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:49, Reply

What did you smoke?

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:50, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:50, Reply

Just some ayahuasca

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:53, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:53, Reply

Wacky Tobacky

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:56, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:56, Reply

On the ballot this year, along with the presidential election, is a state ballot on the legalization of recreational marijuana.

I don’t get to vote, I’m not a citizen. That’s not a complaint by the way, it makes perfect sense to me. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:02, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:02, Reply

This is exactly why they will never allow us to operate flying cars.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:10, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:10, Reply

No, there are a variety of reasons. We’re idiots, let’s not forget that one.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:13, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:13, Reply

Just today I saw 3 cars smash into each other on a straight road.

Total Morons. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:35, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:35, Reply

mofaha is the antifa of b3ta

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:45, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:45, Reply

Am I? What’s the pay like?

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:47, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:47, Reply

Not good, and you might end up in jail for 10 years.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:49, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:49, Reply

:(

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:54, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:54, Reply

A joke that has long lost it's popularity.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:43, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:43, Reply

This is a disgraceful slur

Edit: it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, it’s still a slur. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:45, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:45, Reply

Try not to slip in the trail of blood.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:46, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:46, Reply

Don’t worry , I won’t ‘FALL’ in that ‘FASHION‘

*sunglasses* ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:49, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:49, Reply

Flush The Fashion - Alice Cooper

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:49, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:49, Reply

Flush The Toilet - Alice Cooper’s housecleaner

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:57, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:57, Reply

Clean the toilet - Alice said to Housekeeper

( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:00, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:00, Reply

Only Women Bleed :(

Edit: Housekeeper, that was the word, thanks ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:03, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:03, Reply

His tools are cutting edge.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:41, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:41, Reply

OMFG you put out one fire and another one suddenly ignites

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:43, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:43, Reply

I procured that today.

I forgot where I got it from. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:44, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:44, Reply

The dustbin

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:46, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:46, Reply

Also...any ideas about kites won't fly with me.

OK,...I'm done. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:48, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:48, Reply

Too bad, I was ready to ‘string‘ along for a while, and I ‘loft’ at some of your comments, and

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:53, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:53, Reply

There's no Punch line.

( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:58, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 4:58, Reply

Changing topic very slightly, where the fuck is Pegbu?

( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:11, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:11, Reply

He's upset.

He called me a pig and stormed off in a petulant frenzy. ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:34, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 5:34, Reply

I was asleep. :(

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Cool ( , Sat 26 Sep, 13:12, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 13:12, Reply

o/' Cheers!

( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:55, ( , Sat 26 Sep, 17:55, Reply

I feel the need... the need for

( , Sat 26 Sep, 2:06, Reply

Get ready for mong hour. Love it!

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