During the afternoon in the midst of drinking tea and eating crumpets I was startled by a knock on my door. I rose off my futon to find a portly man holding a small cardboard package.

My first thoughts were of puppies. I love puppies. My second thoughts were that I should probably address this man who so eagerly wants my attention. After a crossing of t's and dotting of i's. I found myself in the proud possession of said box.

Upon further inspection it was rather heavy. Could it be a baby? I shook the box verily. No baby. Despite my sadness to the lack of a baby boxed urchin. I left the box to the side hoping to finish the delicious crumpets first.

Sitting off in the corner the box kept calling out to me. Like the dead man under the floor boards in a tell tale heart. Maybe it was a dead baby? Louder and louder the beating sounds. Then I realized it was simply my next door neighbors enjoying themselves in a good romping.

"Good show ol' chap" I bellow to the room next door. I hear two loud knocks on the wall back. To my neighbor and my horse (clip'clop), who can count, this means yes.

I heed this strange answer as a sign to open the package. Hastily I open the package like a rabid ferret wearing a monocle. To my shock it was no baby, no puppy, but games. Of the video sort! Lots and lots of games!

Ah my santa truly knew the quickest way to the heart which is mine. Gun, BF:BC2, Beautiful Katamari, End War, Ace Combat 6, La Noire, Trails/Limbo/Explosion Man, Shadow Of The Colossus, Kingdom Hearts 2.

Simply amazing. I wasn't expecting anything from this experience except a good time and possibly a good tally ho. Oh, the amount of tally ho's I shall have now. My santa shall be thought of very highly and deserves much praise and pomp. Maybe even some circumstance.