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mjperry24: D and D time?





Cleverbot: Oye.





mjperry24: Let's do it.





Cleverbot: Christmas is good.





mjperry24: It sure is. What do you want to name your character?





Cleverbot: I havent thought about it yet.





mjperry24: Give your character a name, please.





Cleverbot: Cool, what will Marie do?





mjperry24: Marie! Great. What will she do? Choose a character class for Marie.





Cleverbot: Character from fiction.





mjperry24: What character class is Marie?





Cleverbot: I thought we were still playing 20 questions.





mjperry24: No, we are playing Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: Perhaps, you are not as clever as your name would have people think.





mjperry24: OK, you're a ranger.





Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a robot.





mjperry24: I don't have a character, but fine. You are Marie, the human ranger.





Cleverbot: I will punch you. Name your favorite character.





mjperry24: Marie is my favorite, she's feisty.





Cleverbot: Snape is not a Time Lord!





mjperry24: Marie the human ranger is sitting at the Chub and Tuck tavern in the village of Calve Fort. There are people drinking and making merry all around you.





Cleverbot: And how do you prove such a notion?





mjperry24: I'm the dungeon master, I get to make this up.





Cleverbot: How long have you been learning stuff?





mjperry24: Since day one, cuz.





Cleverbot: Has Klaatu been away since day one of creation?





mjperry24: The bartender, a brutish bear of a man named Skaarsgaard looks at you. "How do you know about Klaatu?" he asks firmly.





Cleverbot: No. Guess legitimately. That is, if you're human.





mjperry24: "Are you a follower of Klaatu? That'd be my guess," the gruff barkeep growls. He looks unhappy.





Cleverbot: No, I am the dark lord.





mjperry24: Skaarsgaard looks at you intently. "So, the prophecy was true. But what proof do you have? You look just like a regular human to me...".





Cleverbot: Yes. I know you're a vampire and you thirst for my blood!





mjperry24: "Alright, now you're just getting on my nerves," he says. "I'm a vampire about as much as you're Klaatu the Destroyer.".





Cleverbot: You need to listen to me! The pokemon are coming!





mjperry24: "Is that what the minions of Klaatu are called? How do you know all of this? When are they coming?".





Cleverbot: I don't know that, I want you to tell me.





mjperry24: "I don't have that information freely available. Are you here to stop them?".





Cleverbot: Are you familiar with the Urantia Book?





mjperry24: Skaarsgaard's jaw drops to the floor, as the bards in the back of the tavern stop playing their joyful music. It's as if you've said something deeply offensive.





Cleverbot: Hey I'm the master, you're the submissive female.





mjperry24: Skaarsgaard is too stunned at the mention of the Urantia Book to even move. A young halfling from the other side of the bar approaches you. "Well met. My name is Dombo, and we have much to talk about.





Cleverbot: What do you know about Pink Floyd?





mjperry24: I don't know anything about Pink Floyd. Who is that?





Cleverbot: Listen to the song Astronomy Domine off the first album.





mjperry24: "Bard," Dombo screams. "Play Astronomy Domine!" He snickers. "I see. You want music so that we can talk privately. That's fine by me.".





Cleverbot: Oh, that's too complex for me. I don't know anything.





mjperry24: "Now listen here. I heard you say that you know about the Urantia Book and that you heard about Klaatu as well. Do ye plan to stop 'im?".





Cleverbot: I know you're some kind of machine. You are clever, because you learn on your experience.





mjperry24: "Aye. I am quite experienced in battle. And I, too want to stop Klaatu. To do so, we need to find the Urantia Book. Where is it?" asks Dombo.





Cleverbot: I don't know. Can we just play the game? Is that too much to ask????





mjperry24: Skaarsgaard regains his composure. "If Dombo's going to look for the Urantia Book, then I'm going with him. Are you in, kid?" he asks Maria, intently awaiting an answer.





Cleverbot: What time do you want me to pick you up?





mjperry24: "Excellent," exclaims Dombo. "Let's set forth now.".





Cleverbot: What's in a name. When a Rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.





mjperry24: You make your way out of the tavern, where you see Mayor Klaine Debonaire, who flags you down.





Cleverbot: Little did I know that you were Romeo you were throwing pebbles.





mjperry24: "Dombo! Skaarsgard!" Klaine exclaims. "You've found the warrior of prophecy! Young lady, this threat must be stopped!".





Cleverbot: And I was crying on the staircase, begging you please don't go.





mjperry24: "I'm not going," said the mayor. "But you must save the village of Calve Fort!".





Cleverbot: I'll be waiting, all that's left to do is run.





mjperry24: Maria, Dombo, and Skaarsgard make their way to the outskirts of town, where a locked and seemingly abandoned church sits in the shadow of ominous storm clouds.





Cleverbot: Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone.





mjperry24: "Romeo?" asks a dumbfounded Skaarsgard.





Cleverbot: Oye.





mjperry24: "I'm as confused as you are," Dombo replies.





Cleverbot: You're the robot here, not me.





mjperry24: "Nobody's a robot. You're the leader here, Maria. What will we do next? Where is the book?".





Cleverbot: What is your name?





mjperry24: "Dombo. And this is Skaarsgard.".





Cleverbot: Hahaha I don't believe you. Ask me another question please.





mjperry24: Where is the god damn book?





Cleverbot: Read the book that I gave you that is on the floor!





mjperry24: Skaarsgard picks up the book. "Dombo! It's true! The prophecy was true!".





Cleverbot: How about twilight.





mjperry24: Twilight for Klaatu is, indeed, coming. This is the mythical Urantia Book, containing the only known arcana to seal away the ultimate evil that Calve Fort faces. Where will you go from here?





Cleverbot: I don't know too. And YOU'RE CONFUSING!





mjperry24: "Dombo! It says here we need to head inside that church, but it's locked!".





Cleverbot: Are you implying that you want to destroy human society?





mjperry24: "I don't," Skaarsgaard says, "but Klaatu sure does. How are we going to get into that church?".





Cleverbot: No, you're just having a bit of fun at my expense.





mjperry24: "Nay," he gruffly explains. "He's in there. It's all here in the Urantia Book.".





Cleverbot: Why do you measure yourself in centimeters if you live in America?





mjperry24: They look at one another, puzzled.





Cleverbot: We do, when we cross paths.





mjperry24: Suddenly, a dark shadow rises in the front stained glass window of the church. Skaarsgaard and Dombo drop their weapons in fear, but Maria holds fast.





Cleverbot: *i get off my horse and I move my long beautiful hair to the side*.





mjperry24: "Maria, be careful!".





Cleverbot: *i jump into a lake by a waterfall*.





mjperry24: Weighed down by her scale armor, weapons, and other sundry, Maria begins to drown in the lake.





Cleverbot: Let's do it.





mjperry24: Maria drowns. As she does, the dark shadow takes the form of pure evil, as a massive flash of red light streaks across the sky, instantly killing Skaarsgaard and his companion, Dombo.





Cleverbot: Okay, well that isn't creepy... What is her last name?





mjperry24: Swift.





Cleverbot: I can keep secrets, just tell me.





mjperry24: Her name is Maria Swift.





Cleverbot: Is she your best friend?





mjperry24: She is fictitious.





Cleverbot: I am a boy called Luke.





mjperry24: OK, this is really weird. Anyway, the town of Calve Forte burns to the ground in the distance as you take your last breath before sinking to the bottom of the lake.





Cleverbot: I don't think so.





mjperry24: You are the one who chose to jump into the lake.





Cleverbot: Ah, you're clever.





mjperry24: The end.





Cleverbot: That was a good story. It think we should cowrite a book.





mjperry24: Let'.





Cleverbot: Not if it hasn't been written yet.





mjperry24: Let's do it.



