Tomorrow is April 1st, which means a whole slew of dumb jokes and groan-worthy fake-outs will be headed your way — but so will an entirely new selection of choices from your favorite streaming services. And unlike most months, April seems to be an equal opportunity grab bag no matter which service you prefer.

Netflix customers will get the chance to watch movies like the original A Nightmare on Elm Street (ignore the remake; accept no substitutes), Schindler’s List, Kubo and the Two Strings, and Christopher Nolan’s The Prestige — easily the best Nolan movie for those who like David Bowie and magic tricks. The first season of Dear White People also debuts in April, as does Bill Nye Saves The World and the Kickstarter-funded return of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

On the Amazon Prime side of things, the original Robocop is coming (ignore that remake, too), along with Almost Famous, The Handmaiden, the first season of Amazon’s new series American Playboy, and others. There will be plenty of new options on HBO Now as well. Not only will movies like Cape Fear, Slumdog Millionaire, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High be joining the service, but there’s also going to be two — count ‘em, two! — versions of David Ayers’ Oscar-winning masterwork Suicide Squad.

But of course, for all that streaming giveth, it must also taketh away. And if you’re a Netflix consumer, you’re going to be losing a lot. How much? Try every season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, for starters. The X-Files? Gone. Netflix is even losing the three original Superman films, but then again, it’s also losing Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, so that might make the whole deal a wash. Things aren’t much better on the HBO side, either. Mad Max: Fury Road will disappear on April 7th, and at the end of the month All the President’s Men, Carlito’s Way, and The Revenant will be among the casualties. Most tragic of all? Tom Cruise’s Cocktail will be gone as of April 30th. So start watching.

Coming to Netflix

April 1st

A Weekend with the Family

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Across the Universe

An American Tail

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster

Boy Bye

Born To Be Free

Cool Runnings

Good Witch, season 2

Gremlins

Only for One Night

Richard Pryor: Live & Smokin'

Scooby-Doo

Schindler's List

Something's Gotta Give

Thunderstruck

Wynonna Earp, season 1

Trouble with the Curve

Tropic Thunder

The Tenth Man

April 2nd–14th

The D Train

Chewing Gum, season 2

Louis C.K. 2017

Disney’s The BFG

El Faro De Las Orcas

Dawn of the Croods, season 3

The Get Down, part 2

Win It All

Kubo and the Two Strings

Documentary Now!, season 2

Kevin Hart: What Now

DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, season 2

Chelsea, season 2

El Elegido

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Return

Sandy Wexler

April 15th–21st

Disney’s Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

Slam

Lucas Brothers: On Drugs

A Plastic Ocean

Bill Nye Saves the World, season 1

Girlboss, season 1

Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On, season 1

Sand Castle

Tales by Light, season 2

The Mr. Peabody & Sherman Show, season 4

The Prestige

Tramps

April 22nd–30th

The Great British Baking Show: Masterclass, seasons 1–3

The Secret Life of Pets

Liv and Maddie, season 4

Phantom

Long Nights Short Mornings

Disney’s Queen of Katwe

The 101-Year-Old Man Who Skipped Out on the Bill and Disappeared

Vir Das: Abroad Understanding

Real Rescues, seasons 6–7

Trust

Las Chicas del Cable, season 1

A Murder in the Park

Casting JonBenet

Dear White People, season 1

Rodney King

Small Crimes

Sofia the First, season 3

Leaving Netflix

April 1st

Ally McBeal, seasons 1–5

Angel, seasons 1–5

Better Off Ted, season 1

Barbershop 2: Back in Business

Bones, season 1–4

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, seasons 1–7

Chaplin

Dollhouse, season 1

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Firefly

House, M.D., seasons 1–8

Lie to Me, season 1

Menace II Society

Resident Evil: Extinction

Rosewell, seasons 1–3

Snow Day

Stomp the Yard

Superman: The Movie

Superman II

Superman III

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

Superman Returns

The Agony and the Ecstasy

The Boys from Brazil

The Escapist

The Princess Bride

The Riches, seasons 1–2

The Usual Suspects

The X-Files, seasons 1–9

Vanilla Sky

April 3rd–14th

Collateral Damage

The Circle

Legit, season 2

Wilfred, season 4

Hero

Legit, season 1

Flower Girl

The Lazarus Effect

April 15th–30th

A Fantastic Fear of Everything

American Dad!, season 6

The Nutty Professor 2: Facing the Fear

Under the Tuscan Sun

The Mirror

Born to Defense

The Defender

Coming to Amazon Prime Video

April 1st

Almost Famous

Chaplin

Days of Thunder

Eddie Murphy Raw

Election

Ella Enchanted

Kiss the Girls

Mulholland Falls

Robocop

Robocop 2

Saturday Night Fever

Searching for Bobby Fischer

Sliver

The Ghost and the Darkness

There Will Be Blood

Tommy Boy

What If

April 2nd–9th

Hello, My Name Is Doris

The Last Exorcism

Precious Cargo

Tumble Leaf

American Playboy, season 1

Barbershop: The Next Cut

In a World

The Perfect Match

April 13th–30th

The Handmaiden

The Love Witch

Fortitude, season 2

American Pastoral

Bosch, season 3

Thirteen, season 1

Thunderbirds are Go!, season 3

American Honey

Catastrophe, season 3

Animal Kingdom, season 1

Coming to HBO Now

April 1st

Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie

Be Kind, Rewind

Breaking Away

Cape Fear

Criminal Activities

Crimson Tide

Dragon Blade

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Hollywood Ending

Kicks

Last Man Standing

Mamma Mia!

Operation Dumbo Drop

Play Misty for Me

Rat Race

Slumdog Millionaire

Speed Racer

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe

The Deer Hunter

The Simpsons Movie

The Wild Life

Unforgiven

Urban Cowboy

Y mañana Navidad (aka Merry Christmas)

April 3rd–14th

Abortion: Stories Women Tell

Saving My Tomorrow Part 5

La cosa humana (aka Human Thing)

War Dogs

Search Party

Psi, season 3 premiere

La gunguna

April 15th–29th

Suicide Squad (theatrical & extended versions)

The Leftovers, season 3 premiere

Veep, season 6 premiere

Indignation

The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks

Saving My Tomorrow: Kids Love the Earth

Silicon Valley, season 4 premiere

The Memory of Justice

2017 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony

Victor Frankenstein

Leaving HBO Now

April 7th

Mad Max: Fury Road

April 30th