...don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!

My secret presented me with a lovely note when I opened the box, followed by some toys for my dog. I then got to the bubble wrap simulator, the candy, and the most epic painting I have ever seen. Cave Johnson! He's the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!