While many of us small-penised white guys have found salvation through the ownership of semi-automatic weapons, what about our brethren of limited financial means who cannot afford the price of a powerful gun? Well, our hearts are bigger than our penises, and that is why we are proud to announce our new ‘Glocks For Micrococks’ program which will put a Glock 18 semi-automatic equipped with a 100 drum magazine in the hands of every needy, small-penised, WHITE man in America. We will announce the application process soon so keep checking this site regularly.

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