In March, Lord was found guilty of drunken driving and had his driver’s license suspended, according to Wolferseder’s report. In that 2018 incident, Lord was alleged to have intentionally struck a police officer with a car in Williamsburg.

I feel like we’re kind of glazing over the ending there. He was arrested just a year ago for hitting a Williamsburg cop with his car while drunk? And he’s not in jail? What happened?

Adam A. Lord Jr. of Chicopee has pleaded not guilty to various charges associated with a Saturday incident in which he is alleged to have intentionally struck a police officer with his car two times. Lord, 19, is charged with operating a motor vehicle under the influence of alcohol, operating a motor vehicle without a license, negligent operation of a motor vehicle, assault and battery on a police officer, three counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, resisting arrest, transporting alcohol as a minor and possessing an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle. Lord’s passenger, Sean Dauber, 47, was also arrested under obstruction of justice charges for allegedly “removing an open bottle of rum from the vehicle,” court records state.



This was his passenger.

I for one see nothing weird or creepy about a 47 year old man in mesh shorts and knee high socks hangs out with a 19 year old degenerate who drives him around drunk in the middle of nowhere.

What I am wondering though, is how someone who seems to have grown up in the Williamsburg – Chesterfield area came under the impression that he’s some sort of hoodrat hero.

Sir, you were stabbed by an elderly woman in a nightie. How are you going to explain that one in jail? You can’t even say that a rival gang member cut you up because you stiffed him on a drug deal. You have to tell the boys in prison that you’re there because you broke into a 77 year old woman’s home, she gave you a chance to leave, you decided not to take her up on her offer, so she stabbed you twice. And then, in the most emasculating turn of events possible, you asked her to call the police for you. Waiting for the State Police to get there from Northampton or Russell must’ve not been very awkward at all.

“So, sonny, I stabbed your bitch ass. Would you like a cup of tea?”

In this state it sadly wouldn’t surprise me if the old lady was charged for not retreating in her own home. If she had shot him there’s no doubt in my mind she’d be in trouble. So the lesson here is simply then – if you try breaking into an old lady’s home in Chesterfield, you better come strapped. Because elderly women in Chesterfield don’t play, and they will stab a ho.

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