What Happens When You Wear a Werth Shirt to Citizens Bank Park?

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Last week, a young man went to take in a Phillies game donning a Jayson Werth t-shirt jersey. This is funny on two levels. It’s funny because Werth is batting .230 for a team that’s 27.5 games out of first place, and because a random stranger at the Bank bought the dude a new Pence shirsey and went all Incredible Hulk on the old Werth rag. When summer turns to fall at CBP you can feel the brotherly love in the air. [The 700 Level]