Last week someone on the PGA Tour told me Elin Nordegren grabbed a golf club and went after Tiger Woods as if he was filled with candy when she found out about his affairs on November 27th, and that was why he never had any control of his car when he left the house and why he crashed into a neighbors tree (more here).

Last Thursday, the Sun reported that Tiger had a tooth knocked out that night, and that’s why he hasn’t made any public appearances.

This is all just rumor of course, but the Florida Department of Children and Families seems to think she hit him too, because police notes and sources say she did, and now they have an open investigation to see if it happened in front of their kids. Radar says…

Florida’s Department of Children and Families has an open investigation that it is actively pursuing into a possible domestic violence incident – with a weapon — between Tiger Woods and his wife.

RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained a police document that provides proof and details of the investigation.

The document – police dispatch notes – details that the investigation centers on possible domestic violence between Tiger and his wife taking place in front of their young children. Using police code, it also spells out that a unknown weapon may have been involved. A source close to the situation (said) the weapon is a golf club.

Domestic violence is never funny under any circumstance, unless it’s a girl beating up a guy, in which case it’s hilarious 100 percent of the time. Girls are small, weak, and punch like they’re doing the dog paddle, so even if she trained a bear to shoot a gun at you, it’s embarrassing to get beaten up by one. This crazy bitch is like Laura Croft, except this time, the game is for real!