It’s no joke — Bam Margera just can’t catch a break.

The “Jackass” star and skateboard icon was planning to host an April Fools’ Party aboard the USS New Jersey in Camden, a last-minute effort to save the event after police in his hometown made it too tricky to throw a rowdy gathering in the affluent Philadelphia suburb.

“If we can’t party on my land, we will go to the sea,” read a flyer Margera posted to Instagram Sunday.

But it looks like he won’t be partying there, either.

“The gathering has been cancelled for a variety of reasons: one has to do with not having permit and two, a general lack of detail in regard to the logistics of the event,” Dan Keashen, a spokesman for the Camden County Police Department, said in an email.

The party was a followup to a December bash at Castle Bam in West Chester, Pennsylvania. Margera had posted his address and welcomed skaters to his home, which was featured on his “Jackass” spin-off “Viva La Bam," for $40.

Crowds flocked, roads were closed and bonfires burned. Yet, almost shockingly, no out-of-control chaos seemed to transpire.

Still, Pocopson Township has had enough of its star resident’s hijinks.

Monday’s rager was originally planned back at the castle, but local police pressure pushed the star to make the last-minute move to Camden. Pocopson Township recently passed a new “Special Events Ordinance” following the December party.

“They are right now trying to pass a brand new law they [sic] should just be called ‘Bam can’t have one day of fun per year,” he wrote about the department on Instagram in December, when previously advertising his April Fools’ bash.

So, New Jersey it was.

“At sundown, go to the battleship in Camden,” he said in a video posted Monday. “We’re trying our best. We got a battleship. Swab the deck.”

The Battleship posted Monday that there would be no event this evening, and the historic ship remained open to the public. The post did not elaborate on whether or not Margera had previously scheduled a party there, or why the planned event had been cancelled.

The Battleship did not immediately return a message seeking comment Monday afternoon.

But there seemed to be some good news, after all. Around 3:30 p.m., Margera posted he had found a new home for his party — back on the other side of the Delaware River in Bucks County.

Amanda Hoover can be reached at ahoover@njadvancemedia.com. Follow her on Twitter @amandahoovernj. Find NJ.com on Facebook.

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