Posted on 12 March 2009 by Quaid

Stone Cold Steve Austin is still around doing action movies. You haven’t heard of some of them, but they exist. Now he’s making another play for the mainstream, landing a role in the new Sylvester Stallone movie, The Expendables.



I would love to be a fly on the wall listening to Sly direct these scenes with Stone Cold. And if there is ever a creative dispute on-set, there will be no Bale-style bitching. Instead, it will be a battle royale for the ages.

Another newly announced cast member is Charisma Carpenter (you can’t make these names up), whose work I am unfamiliar with, but who is more than easy on the eyes.

Plus, you know, Stallone will be in it, and it appears that Arnold “Kindergarten Cop” Schwarzenegger will have a brief cameo.

Oh, and…MICKEY ROURKE, JASON STATHAM, AND JET LI!!!!! Holy $h!t!!!

This movie better be badass. With these guys involved, it has no excuse not to be. I don’t even care if it’s good, to be honest; I just want it to kick my ass until I cry like a little girl.