She's enjoying the warm sunshine as she glides down the crowded sidewalk when suddenly she's jolted into harsh reality by a loud person wearing a dark pin-striped suit and holding a sleek handmade sign emblazoned with terms such as "WHORING", "FORNICATOR", and "JESUS". Shocked, she looks directly into the man's exploding firecracker eyes and is held prisoner by the intensity of his steely gaze. Suddenly without breaking eye contact, he bellows, "Wipe that damn lipstick off your face, you filthy Jezebel!" She averts her gaze and continues on her way. The smile never leaves her face as she reaches for the compact in her purse to quickly reapply a thick coat of raging scarlet across her delicate sinful lips. Market Street, San Francisco, CA.

I wanted to ask him what a COVETOUS SORCERER was, but changed my mind after observing him direct his maniacal wrath toward every single soul who happened to pass him by. Besides, I was a little drunk and proud - that would have set him off. Las Vegas, NV.