Alignment of stars correlates with the behavior of financial markets. I've been investigating this phenomenon for a while, and I think I have convincing results.

Before labeling this as some charlatan astrology scam, I have to say that the full article is already peer-reviewed and submitted to multiple science journals.

So, what's the big idea? Me and my team have been analyzing financial market data from all over the world in relation to the alignment of stars (no correlation was found with the movement of our neighboring planets, though)

It is a complex pattern that seems to influence the rise or fall the prices of certain stocks. I won't go into the astronomy details here (as they may sound incomprehensible to most of the readers), but in simple terms, when a more than one dwarf star aligns with the center of their respective galaxy, there's a significant rise in the stock prices for young companies (not more than 2 years since their IPO), while the same thing is true for giant stars and old companies. There are, of course variations, but the general observation is this.

What's more - a regular person with just basic knowledge in astronomy and access to public data about the stars can track these changes. Is this simply a coincidence, will knowledge of this phenomenon change the phenomenon, and will the financial markets stop exhibiting it after people start to abuse it? We can't know today.