Me(WildKnight): That would be me...

Rainbow: (sarcastically) Gee, everybody get your diapers ready, this is gonna be REALLY scary.

Me: You know...this reminds me of an old camp story...something that happened in real life... (holds out 1950's Crystal Lake newspaper title "Murder in Summer Camp") The Camp Blood Psycho...

Twilight: Well...

Rarity: Go on darling...

Me: You see, it began in the fifties with a woman named Pamela Voorhees, she was the cook for an old summer camp, see she gave birth to a little boy. Both of them lived in this camp year-around...

Rainbow: (getting more interested) Go on...

Me: You see, Pamela's son was born deformed, mutilated, and with a face only a mother could love. All of the other kids bullied and harassed him, while the councilers just ignored his existance...

Fluttershy: How mean!

Pinkie: That doesn't sound fun!

Me: Then one day, the kids chased the son into a canoe at the end of the docks in the lake and shoved him into the middle of the lake. See, he wasn't a good swimmer. The councilers who were put in charge of him were making love in the forest while he drowned! Afterwards, they went to check but they couldn't find him and just said he drowned. It was that night the murders began, the murderer was Pamela Voorhees. When she heard her son drowned, she went insane and began killing everyone. Every time they tried reopening the camp, she came back. But at one point, in the eighties, one counciler, Alice, managed to kill Pamela, chopped her head off with a machete. That was the end of Pamela's murder spree...

Rainbow: That was actually very good! Scary and a happy ending. Love it!

Me: Thanks, but that's not the end, and the end isn't happy... Pamela's son, Jason...

*mane 6 comes closer*

Me: (whispers) ...he survived...

*everyone sits back, startled and wide eyed*

Me: And he was there when his mom Pamela was beheaded. The next morning, when the police arrived, a horribly deformed man in his 30's where kid-sized clothes attacked Alice! By the time the police got there they got a good look at this man and knew it was Jason! He ran into the forest, and the police lost him! And exactly one year later, Alice was found dead in her appartment, stabbed through the head with one of the camps archery range arrows! And since then, the murders were only worse than ever...the end...or is it... So how was that Skittles?

Pinkie: Okay, who's turn is it for scary stories?