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[00.56.41] <SamVib> anyone else having problems signing in?

[00.56.49] <aperson> SamVibâ†³ it's just you

[00.56.51] <aperson> keep trying

[00.56.56] <SamVib> I tried.

[00.56.57] <pinkfu> SamVib, just you

[00.57.01] * Quits: l0de (~DAYA@ool-18bd668f.dyn.optonline.net)

[00.57.33] <SamVib> you guys trollin' me?

[00.57.41] <justtip> try harder SamVib

[00.57.45] <justtip> like, really hard

[00.57.46] <SamVib> :(

[00.58.25] <SamVib> theres not even an option to sign in.

[00.58.33] <SamVib> just register

[00.58.40] <dd-wrt> SamVib, is your browser up to date?

[00.58.41] <SamVib> I click register and sign in

[00.58.51] <SamVib> but yet it doesn't sign me in.

[00.58.52] * Parts: nnagflar (~nnagflar@174-29-21-178.hlrn.qwest.net)

[00.58.53] <aperson> SamVibâ†³ make sure your computer is up to date

[00.59.01] <SamVib> Its up to date. Chrome 9.

[00.59.05] <dd-wrt> probably your browser

[00.59.11] <justtip> SamVib, try refactoring the normals

[00.59.12] <aperson> reddit won't let you log in unless you're up to date for security reasons

[00.59.16] <SamVib> let me try another one.

[00.59.22] <Tunix2_> pinkfu, I never thought about it that way but i really will keep that in mind

[00.59.27] <Suaviloquent> are you using firefox?

[00.59.29] <dd-wrt> Tunix2_, my cat literally saved my life in dec.

[00.59.36] <Suaviloquent> reddit's working fine on IE for me, SamVib

[00.59.37] <Suaviloquent> try that.

[00.59.39] <Suaviloquent> Idk why

[00.59.53] <pinkfu> SamVib, did you try rebooting?

[01.00.01] <SamVib> Hmm, I tried IE, won't work.

[01.00.04] <SamVib> I'll reboot now.

[01.00.15] * Quits: SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) (Quit: brb computer issues)

[01.00.16] <Suaviloquent> Weird, IE is the only thing reddit's working for me right now, must be a firefox patch thing.

[01.00.17] <Suaviloquent> lol

[01.00.17] <justtip> SamVib, wait, install netscape navigator

[01.00.19] <Suaviloquent> We're assholes

[01.00.20] <justtip> oh, hes gone

[01.00.22] <Suaviloquent> hi-five guys

[01.00.25] <pinkfu> yes, yes we are

[01.00.26] <dd-wrt> bahahahah

[01.00.32] <pinkfu> ahahaha

[01.00.36] <Suaviloquent> when he comes back let's think of other shit to say

[01.00.44] <Suaviloquent> not netscape, how about opera

[01.00.47] <Suaviloquent> or.. safari

[01.00.48] <aperson> I was going to have them change their dns settings

[01.00.50] <Suaviloquent> LOL

01.00.59] <Suaviloquent> tell them to open up their wifi

[01.01.21] <dd-wrt> ahhh

[01.01.28] <pinkfu> If he comes back...

[01.01.33] <pinkfu> unplug and wait a min?

[01.01.41] <aperson> then maybe they can try burning a linux livecd and testing reddit from there

[01.01.56] <aperson> could be a windows issue

[01.01.59] <zaapiel> lol linux

[01.02.03] <justtip> i miss degaussing my monitor

[01.02.09] <zaapiel> computers are a fad anyways

[01.02.09] <justtip> bbwaaaanngggg

[01.02.14] <Suaviloquent> tell them to try on the ipad

[01.02.17] <pinkfu> oh man, we are awful people

[01.02.17] <Suaviloquent> works just fine on the ipad!

[01.02.20] <Suaviloquent> idk about laptops and desktops

[01.02.22] <pinkfu> let's keep doing it

[01.02.28] <zaapiel> i have an ipad

[01.02.33] <zaapiel> i used to to seduce wimmins

[01.02.40] <zaapiel> but also to make typos

Some time passes...

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[01.05.23] <pinkfu> SamVib, it work?

[01.05.28] <SamVib> nope :(

[01.05.34] <Suaviloquent> SamVib, dude, did you try IE?

[01.05.39] <SamVib> Yep.

[01.05.42] <pinkfu> Maybe if you unplug and wait a minute

[01.05.46] <Suaviloquent> weird, cause it works for me

[01.05.51] <Suaviloquent> do u have safari or opera or another browser?

[01.05.55] <Suaviloquent> cause ff and chrome don't work

[01.05.57] <src> what's wrong?

[01.06.01] <SamVib> I'll try opera

[01.06.02] <src> perhaps i could be of assistance

»-«

[01.06.14] * src dawns his cape

[01.06.20] <Suaviloquent> super-src

[01.06.27] <dd-wrt> have you upgraded to firefox 4.0 yet?

[01.06.30] <dd-wrt> because that could be the problem

[01.06.37] <jaybdavis01> Reddit works for me

[01.06.39] <Tunix2_> Okay I have been in my own world here for a minute. What technical problems are we trying to troubleshoot?

[01.06.40] <SamVib> I use Chrome.

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[01.06.42] <jaybdavis01> it's just in read only mode

[01.06.46] <pinkfu> Me too, I use Chrome :/

[01.06.52] <jaybdavis01> Firefox on OS X

[01.06.52] <pinkfu> I am on the Beta channel though

[01.06.53] <src> opera <3

[01.06.54] <pinkfu> are you?

[01.06.54] <jaybdavis01> Firefox 3

[01.06.56] <Suaviloquent> same here, went from chrome -> ff -> IE

[01.06.59] <Suaviloquent> that's the only thing it'd work on

[01.07.01] <Tunix2_> Chrome

[01.07.02] <Suaviloquent> Idk about the others

[01.07.05] <SamVib> Nope.

[01.07.06] <src> fags

[01.07.17] <Suaviloquent> have you tried refreshing your IP's dns?

[01.07.18] <Tunix2_> src, source?

[01.07.23] <pinkfu> SamVib, which Chrome channel are you on?

[01.07.27] <dd-wrt> SamVib: do you have another computer you can try?

[01.07.34] <SamVib> chrome 9

[01.07.39] <src> Tunix2_: huh?

[01.07.40] <SamVib> I'll try my phone.

[01.07.42] <pinkfu> Is it the beta channel?

[01.07.48] <pinkfu> that is what I'm on

[01.07.50] <SamVib> crap, phone is dead

[01.07.52] <Tunix2_> src, nvm

[01.07.55] <dd-wrt> damn

[01.07.55] <Suaviloquent> samvib, are you on windows?

[01.08.00] <SamVib> I'll ask my brother if he can log on.

[01.08.03] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 8

[01.08.05] <jaybdavis01> what websites aren't working?

[01.08.06] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 7*

[01.08.07] <Suaviloquent> windows 8, lol

[01.08.10] <Suaviloquent> okay

[01.08.10] <dd-wrt> windows 8 huh

[01.08.13] <pinkfu> I'm on Ubuntu

[01.08.13] <SamVib> Just Reddit.

[01.08.18] <Limp_Trizkit> i'm on windows8

[01.08.21] <Suaviloquent> samvib: do this, run cmd as administrator

[01.08.21] <Tunix2_> Hes from the future that makes sense!

[01.08.24] <pinkfu> Maybe your ip was banned?

[01.08.26] <Suaviloquent> then type in ipconfig /flushdns

[01.08.35] <pinkfu> Did you post something terrible?

[01.08.36] <src> SamVib: clear cache/cookies/temp internet history?

[01.08.38] <jaybdavis01> You can't even get it to load at all?

[01.08.41] <SamVib> It loads.

[01.08.45] <SamVib> I can't log in.

[01.08.48] <Suaviloquent> weird..

[01.08.48] <src> lol

[01.08.49] <pinkfu> What does it say?

[01.08.51] <supersaw> you broke it

[01.08.53] <Suaviloquent> do you have a username on reddit?

[01.08.55] <justtip> log in, but with vigor

[01.08.57] <uhfekt> YOU BROKE IT?!?

[01.08.58] <SamVib> It doesn't say anything.

[01.09.00] <justtip> you have to want it

[01.09.05] <pinkfu> Like, when you login, what does it say?

[01.09.06] <Suaviloquent> is your username samvib?

[01.09.07] <uhfekt> HOW DID YOU BREAK IT?!?!

[01.09.11] <SamVib> theres not an option for me to log in.

[01.09.13] <Suaviloquent> wtf

[01.09.16] <SamVib> its SwypeTips

[01.09.18] <Suaviloquent> the entire dialog box disappeared?

[01.09.18] <uhfekt> i think ur banned dawg

[01.09.19] <Suaviloquent> okay

[01.09.19] <src> yeah, what happens when you click login?

[01.09.20] <pinkfu> weird

[01.09.24] <uhfekt> you madd banned

[01.09.26] <SamVib> and I click "Register"

[01.09.27] <pinkfu> are you logging in from the main page?

[01.09.29] <uhfekt> for life

[01.09.29] <jaybdavis01> Does anyone use opendns?

[01.09.30] <SamVib> and then I log in from there

[01.09.30] <dd-wrt> if you want to give me your password i'll try it from my computer

[01.09.37] <aperson> SamVibâ†³ have you tried changing your DNS?

[01.09.40] <Suaviloquent> I messaged you SwypeTips, you should be getting a message from 'lolliquent' soon

[01.09.42] <Suaviloquent> er, if you can log in

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[01.09.45] <Suaviloquent> it'll show you instructions

[01.09.50] <uhfekt> flushdns wont help for a ban

[01.09.52] <SamVib> then it takes me back to reddit and I am not logged it.

[01.09.54] <supersaw> give me your credit card and your firstborn child and i'll try to login for you

[01.09.54] <Suaviloquent> yeah, damn

[01.10.00] <SamVib> I don't know if I am banned :\

[01.10.05] <Suaviloquent> You probably are..

[01.10.08] <pinkfu> SamVib, which page are you trying to login from?

[01.10.08] <SamVib> I didn't post anything bad

[01.10.10] <Suaviloquent> because if the login info is gone completely

[01.10.13] <SamVib> I rarely post.

[01.10.14] <uhfekt> im guessing its a life-time ban

[01.10.18] <uhfekt> cause reddit doesnt fuck around

[01.10.19] <Tunix2_> SamVib, email me at trusted1@mailinator.com with your user and pass and ill check if you got banned or not

[01.10.20] <src> have you made any rude/crude/vile comments lately

[01.10.24] <justtip> possibly panned for underposting

[01.10.27] <SamVib> pinkfu, from the mainpage

[01.10.30] <SamVib> Nope.

[01.10.32] <justtip> baannnnedddddd

[01.10.36] <src> totally banned

[01.10.37] <pinkfu> What does it say at the top of the main page?

[01.10.41] <pinkfu> Anything different?

[01.10.43] <uhfekt> defo banned

[01.10.47] <Tunix2_> Banned as fuck

[01.10.52] <src> mucho grundo banned

[01.10.54] <uhfekt> banned as all fucks

[01.10.57] <pinkfu> Or just the normal page?

[01.10.59] <pinkfu> :D

[01.11.06] <SamVib> .....shit

[01.11.06] <Suaviloquent> you need to find reddit's server farm, SamVimes

[01.11.07] <SamVib> reddit is in "emergency read-only mode" right now. :( you won't be able to log in. we're sorry, and are working frantically to fix the problem.

[01.11.09] <Suaviloquent> er, samvib

[01.11.11] <supersaw> SamVib: sorry dude i just check the DataBass, it appears you are perm-banned forever

[01.11.18] <SamVib> I am stupid

[01.11.18] * pinkfu snards

[01.11.18] <uhfekt> fuck you SamVib

[01.11.29] <pinkfu> hahaha

[01.11.33] <SamVib> why fuck me? :(

[01.11.35] <uhfekt> you ruined everything

[01.11.36] <Tunix2_> hahahaha

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[01.11.45] <dd-wrt> rofl

[01.11.50] <Suaviloquent> ahhh SamVib, I'll be honest

[01.11.50] <jaybdavis01> They are probably redoing some backend stuff

[01.11.50] <dd-wrt> PRICELESS

[01.11.53] <Suaviloquent> WE'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING YOU

[01.11.55] <src> you just got banned irl

[01.11.56] <jaybdavis01> And need the DB to be down

[01.11.56] <Tunix2_> SamVib, not only did you break reddit you ruined reddit for a million users!

[01.11.57] <Suaviloquent> REDDIT IS DOWN FOR EVERYONE

[01.11.59] <pinkfu> Like, trolling hard

[01.12.00] <Suaviloquent> LOL.

[01.12.00] <pinkfu> sorry

[01.12.01] <dd-wrt> SO FUCKING PRICELESS

[01.12.02] <SamVib> fuck you

[01.12.03] <Suaviloquent> LOL, LOL, LOL.

[01.12.06] <pinkfu> SORRY

[01.12.06] <SamVib> FUCK YOU

01.12.07] <SamVib> :(

[01.12.08] <Suaviloquent> I'm SORRY

[01.12.09] <pinkfu> hahahaha

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[01.12.12] <uhfekt> lawl

[01.12.14] <dd-wrt> i am laughing so fucking hard right now

[01.12.15] <jaybdavis01> Or they are migrating servers, which would explain why some people can't get it at all

[01.12.22] * pinkfu is crying

[01.12.23] <uhfekt> now thats a real ban

[01.12.24] <SamVib> you can all eat my dick

[01.12.26] <SamVib> for free