Pavlov's dogs have been notified, and are in training.

Hello! Remember last year, when I and my fellow idiots from Souvenir Programme went on tour? Well, we had a lovely time and we miss it... so we're doing more dates this autumn!It's the same show - well, nearly - as last time, hence the same title and poster... but all new venues.And what are those venues, and also the dates, and do you have ticket links by any chance? Well, I've very glad I pretended you asked me that, because I have all those things, and here they are!Sat 7 SeptemberTyne Theatre & Opera House, Newcastle Sun 8 SeptemberCity Varieties Music Hall, Leeds Mon 9 SeptemberRoyal Concert Hall, Nottingham Thurs 12 September Parr Hall, Warrington Fri 13 SeptemberThe Lowry, Salford Quays Sun 15 SeptemberQueen's Theatre, Barnstaple Mon 16 SeptemberThe Lighthouse, Poole Fri 20 SeptemberThe Forum, Malvern Mon 23 SeptemberWaterside Theatre, Aylesbury Thurs 26 September Brangwyn Hall, Swansea Sat 28 SeptemberCharter Hall, Colchester Thurs 3 OctoberMarina Theatre, Lowestoft Sun 6 OctoberTivoli Theatre, Aberdeen Tues 8 OctoberPalace Theatre, Westcliff-On-Sea Thurs 10 OctoberBeck Theatre, Hayes Fri 11 OctoberG Live, Guildford Mon 14 OctoberThe Lyceum Theatre, Crewe Tues 15 OctoberPlayhouse, Whitley Bay Weds 16 OctoberHarrogate Theatre, Harrogate Sun 20 OctoberThe Hexagon, Reading Tues 29 OctoberLeas Cliff Hall, Folkstone Sun 3 NovemberThe Grand Hall at Scarborough Spa, Scarborough Mon 4 NovemberThe Octagon, Sheffield Cor. That'll keep us busy. So, if you'll be in any of those places then, or if you could be with a bit of organisation, come along! There will be red trousers, forgetful goldfish, kirates, brand new stuff... and an exclusive Patsy Straightwoman interview with Arthur Shappey. Hooray!