Click here to save the world

Saved

well that was easy

you can leave now

seriously

stop clicking

you've done your part

now leave me alone

go back to facebook

or twitter

anywhere

snapchat?

The address bar is right up there

stubborn

Let's try something else then

Warning - Virus Detected x Please leave this page immediately

or your computer will be super much

infected! Leave to fb Cancel

Congratulations you just got a virus!

Retrieving credit card information

stealing your identity

buying weird stuff on ebay

Okay okay you got me

you didn't really save the world

it was all a lie

#sorrynotsorry

but it's not like you're gonna help anyway

as soon as I show you this:

PLEASE DONATE

DONATE NOW!

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

You run for the hills

Right?

No?

Oh

I see

You're one of the good ones

you don't flinch at the sight of a donate button

you don't suddenly realize you've got urgent work to do

and you definitely don't just walk right past

the good samaritans on the street trying to recruit you

you've never told them to fuck off in your head

you always have time

right?

You probably even give a few bucks every month to some charity

just so you can pat yourself on the back

but secretely you've thought of unsubscribing to save some cash

you need that spotify premium account

yeah

I get a lot of good ones here

they're the best

Look

I'm not gonna show you pictures

of crying kids in third world countries

It's just not how I roll

Unfortunately

I did that for over twenty years

and it got depressing

anyways

You really wanna help?

really really wanna help?

I don't believe you

you'll have to prove yourself

you gotta guess, otherwise it's no fun! now come on, how many fingers How many fingers am I holding up?



(hint: you have to guess..)

Wrong.

It's actually 24

I can have as many fingers as I want

I'm just text on a screen

That you're clicking

over and over

and over

again

and again

while the world is torn to pieces

yeah

Maybe that wasn't fair

How about this

What do you see?





Interesting...

But wrong.

You don't qualify.

Goodbye.

Oh my god

you got issues

I

I S

I S S

I S S U

I S S U E

I S S U E S

issues

get a life

creep

So...

...what's up in Stockholm ?

Having a good time?

I know where you live

The stalker becomes the stalkee

you should leave friend

before I track your IP-address and post awkward photos from your past on fb

no

I would never be that cruel

89.253.78.108

yeah, that's your IP-address

never trust a stranger

...

couldn't help myself

You really should be more careful though

privacy is key

How old are you anyways?



it's gotta be a number

I just told you to be more careful!

god

fool

okay fine

since you're so gullible

I might actually let you help

but first

let's intrude some more on your privacy

Beer Smoothie Prosecco

what do you like to drink when you feel fancy?

Wine Latte Champagne

That is a fancy drink

What would you consider a cheap x out on the town?





I see

And how many x glasses are you prepared to give up to help someone in need?





Modest drinker, fine.

Still seems a bit cheap when peoples lives are at stake

Wow

this is getting freakin serious

money involved and all

You really wanna give away your hard earned cash?

think about the x

so tasty

longing for your lips

delicious

You can still leave you know

save yourself

No?

You're tougher than you look

but

Here's the ultimate test

DONATE What did we decide on, x ?

Did you do it?

Yes No