He definitely dances like a white science guy, there's no denying that.

This is a video of Bill Nye the Science Guy dancing to a live version of the theme song from his old show in front of the restrooms at some event that was sadly not my birthday. Wow, I forgot there even WAS a theme song to his old TV show, but I also couldn't tell you what my last article was about so, yeah...police don't even bother taking my statement anymore even if I was the only one who saw an accident. After the dance dance evolution (get it? because evolution is science-y!), the band breaks into 'She Blinded Me With Science', which Bill sings some backup on. And speaking of providing backup: I've invited Bill here to provide some scientific support for my theory about how whenever you're constipated it's because aliens put a probe in your ass while you were sleeping and it hasn't had time to dissolve in your intestines yet. "I'm sorry but I can't do that." TELL THEM THE TRUTH, BILL.

Hit the jump for a video of the somebody needs to learn how to hold a f***ing camera still.

Thanks to TigOBitties, whose chest causes a scene whenever she hits the dance floor.