Alternate mustache charts are now available free courtesy of bikersknit2!

Dick Dastardly chart version available from Bidibid.

Frank Zappa chart version available from sweaterbrau.

Hot lips chart by KnotYourMamas.

Russian translation available on Kuklenok.

Description from knitty.com

Respect the ‘stache! Hide your face from the cold, and from the world, with these cozy cowls with built-in disguises.

Whether you’re feeling like an ornery Buckaroo, the distinguished Poirot, or the dastardly Snidely, wear your ersatz facial hair with flair!

The knit-in top hem, and grafted bottom hem of the Tangy version provide a smooth, stretchy fit, but do involve a bit more finishing work.

For an easier, beginner-friendly method, a Mellow version is provided.