Diet? What diet?

After last year's D-bat Dog, a monstrous 18-inch bacon and cheese stuffed corn dog, the Arizona Diamondbacks needed something to up the ante.

Enter, the Churro Dog.

New to Chase Field this year: the Churro Dog. pic.twitter.com/drUK3rITxX — Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) March 4, 2015

Yes. This delicious ice cream-topped churro monstrosity exists, complete with whipped cream and a chocolate caramel drizzle.

By unleashing this caloric catastrophe on the unsuspecting ticket holders, the Diamondbacks are well on their way to having the nation's 'biggest' fan base.

Plus, if the game is going badly, it's always nice to know that you can drown your sorrows in a coma-inducing ice creamy treat.