WEST PHILADELPHIA — Reports from onlookers indicate that around 7 pm last night at the CVS pharmacy on Baltimore Avenue, Philadelphia the assistant pharmacist on duty announced to everyone in the waiting room that Janice Griffin’s infected vagina cream was ready.

“I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life,” said Griffin. “I know it’s just a CVS, but still, you expect some level of privacy. I’ve issued a formal complaint on Twitter. I really think they’ll listen…”

Fellow shopper Blanca Lincoln, corroborated Griffin’s account, “I just came in for some ear drops and I ended up getting my ears flooded with TMI! I don’t need that, no ma’am.”

The pharmacist on duty, Robert Bone, took a defiant stance, insisting that he did nothing wrong.

“Ive had an itch before, and no one was willing to help. Sorry for doing my part… I don’t get why she’s so upset. Most vaginas are infected in my experience. Plus I saw a dude flirting with her in the waiting room, had to look out for ma dude!”

“Yeah it’s true,” said Rick Bowing, CVS shopper present during the event, “I was flirting with her. I obviously knew it was a pharmacy and that she had something wrong, but I figured she just had asthma or something. Really lucked out there. That pharmacist really did me a solid. Bro code!”

“I just hope the medicine helps,” said Gladys Mable, also present in the waiting room. “My vagina didn’t start itching until I was twice her age.”