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[ old timely-hero-type knights of Parisian Nation that was long ago lost in time ]

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27th February 2014

Tagged in Snippy Engie Pilot Captain

I AM FLYING BOAT.I FLY PEOPLE PLACES.ALSO, I AM POWERED BY IMAGINATION AND FENESTRATION OF BURNING OILY GASES.MY PASSENGER LIST ARE AS FOLLOWS:1 CAPTAIN (CAPTAINAGE DEPARTMENT)1 PILOT (PROPELLAGE DEPARTMENT)1 SNIPS (DEPARTMENT OF GRUMPY-NESS)1 ANGIE (DEPARTMENT OF FRONTAL LOOKOUTS)I HAVE PLENTIFUL GLORIOUS CONTENTS IN MY BULKHEADS AND MUCH WIND IN MY SAILS. MY SAFETY RATINGS ARE OF HIGHEST QUANTIAGE AND I AM THE FINEST VESSEL IN ALL OF CAPTANIA, THE FIRST OF ITS CLASS AND BEST AT DOING WHATEVER NEEDS TO BE DONE IN THE SKY....Just kidding! It is I, your trust-ley Pilot. You can trust our flying taxi to take you to all the relevant places in all due time.My job on flying machine is pedallage. I peddle the spinny back ventillator.Zee Captain says that our team of musketeers has potential to defeat the evil red Cardinal. I know not who this Cardinal is but the gobblegoops in my eye are telling me that musketeers be:I like dat. I will make meself a proper sash and pointy sword-weapon to fit into such visage!Working together under Captain's divine vision, we shall harvest the plentiful skies and expand the borders of Captania upwards and sidewards!Snipps is a fudge nipple. He lost my sword somewhere.His Sky-boat criticism is also most non-acceptabley! I built the Sky-boat precisely by captain's exquizitive instructions.I even showed Snippy our proto-typage design:The greasy knuckle wasn't impressed. Well I ain't showing him the rest of the usage manual booklet! Let him broil in perpetual unfocused ignorance.His complains that the sky-boat is "a rickety monstrocity" and that "we will plummet to our doom soon" are muchly ignored. Told him if he so chooses to be a Corporate Raisin, he can write a formality report to captain abouts it and perhaps his points of viewage will be of considerations for pertinant improvements.Doktor Angee is a most useless lookout person.He does not respond to my acts of communications. Poking him accomplishes naught. From further pokage, I have concluded that Angee is now a vegetable. See where being so smart gets you?Perhaps over-thinking has turned Angie's brain into a tomato soup.I like vegetables. But not fruits. Fruits can be dangerous, especially scones and cones and pineapples.Perhaps if I make loud Trombone noise Angie will awaken from his princessy slumbers? No, that didn't do it. That just earned me a glare from Snippey. Silly tit. I am immune to such unprofessional death-glares. Unless of course they are Captain's glares. Captain's glare can evaporate oceans and vacuum mountains. I've practiced my glare against mirror but at best day I can only create micro-cracks on its surfaces. I am a mere apprentice, not a true wizard yet. Someday, mayhaps in a million years like Captain says I will be. Oh what things I would do then! What things!I told Captain that firstly I would ban all Pineapples from Universe. To such Captain responded: THINK MOAR BROADLY.To which I made a proclamation dat I will ban ALL FLAVOURS of Pineapples from Universe, so that the world may be free of their sour-ness.I wonder if I will still receive my magazine subscriptions in the sky. Will air-mail deliver things proper or will I be forced to switch my purchasing range to Sky-mall? I do like the sky-mall booklets. They are full of quirky shindigs.I blinked at sky-mall catalog thrice.Goodlegeek confirmed my itemic purchase:...Oh I can't wait to play my Captain a sonata of the heavens.This month's RA's SUPER-PATRONS are:Candied SardinesJunsu ParkD. Parent Tina Ze Intern & Chicosythgara.deviantart.comАлександр Чернов