TREY: Professor, I don't have my paper because the printer broke.

HOBO: You could have still emailed it to me.



TREY: Yeah, I did that.

HOBO: I didn't get it. Can you show me your sent mail?



TREY: Yeah, I accidentally deleted that. And then my computer exploded. And my thumb drive spontaneously combusted. And Dropbox was shut down by the FBI. It's the apocalypse and all you care about is this stupid paper!



