Previously on Half and the Bag.

Wait.

This isn’t a TV show. It’s a slapped together pile of dog shit by an artist that can’t even draw. Maybe I’ll should go read a quality web comic like the dick drawings that shoot poop inside of the men’s bathroom stall at the local piggly wiggly.

Anyway back to the comic. Mike still can’t get it through his thick fucking skull that he’s being had. Hey Mike, that cripple is probably tricking you! Time to lay off the hundreds of beers per day, pal.