Last year, For The Win detailed the 17 types of people you meet on the golf course. It turns out there are lots of different kinds of golfers out there, so we came up with 13 more. Which ones are you?

1. The rules official

Anytime you need consultation on drop areas, relief, out-of-bound markers, penalties, playing order or anything in between, he’s your man. Granted, this golfer actually has no idea what he’s talking about, but he delivers his rulings with such conviction that everyone believes him when he takes a seven-club-length drop from the fescue because it’s an “environmentally protected area.”

2. Excessive sun tan lotion guy

Even on the cloudiest days, he’s lathering up with a half-gallon of sunscreen. You name it, he’s got it: sprays, lotions, oils, waterproofs, UVAs, UVBs and SPFs you didn’t even know existed. At some point during the round, he’ll wonder why his grip is so slippery.

3. The Bubba Watson wannabe

We’ve all been there before. There’s a backup on a par-5 tee box because someone in the group ahead is trying to hit the green in two. He poked his drive pretty good, but still has 270 to the pin. But, hey, who are you to begrudge a man a chance at eagle? He waits. You wait. Everyone waits. After a few minutes, the green clears. The Bubba Watson wannabe approaches the ball and starts preparations that could have started five minutes ago. After endless waggles, he finally unleashes. Is it going to get there? Yes it is, if by “there” you mean the woods 75 yards to the left. The golfing gods don’t even mind that you secretly enjoyed watching the shank.

4. The golf ball warehouse

Most golfers hope to play 18 holes using a single, new ball. This guy is not most golfers. He starts off with a Pinnacle, then a few holes later switches to a Top Flite. While looking for his ball on No. 8, you call out, “what are you playing?” “Srixon, I think.” On No. 13 tee, the ball is yellow. On No. 13 green, he’s using a white ball with MOJO written on the side. The only constant is that he’s never playing a Titleist.

5. Never has a ball marker guy

Despite all the frantic digging in the pockets, this golfer never has a ball marker, or anything that could serve as one. He also believes using a tee is a cure-all for this problem, as if your putt will magically roll over a 2-and-3/4-inch piece of wood jutting out from the ground.

6. The insurance risk

He doesn’t try to make the round a demolition derby, but this golf-cart driver can’t help it. He’s always plowing into fences, accidentally driving over greens and clipping 150-yard posts like he’s Bode Miller skiing the slalom. Though he’s fine on the real roads, you always turn down the opportunity to carpool to the course.

7. The storyteller

Did he ever tell you about that time he was playing Pebble Beach and holed out from 165? He has? Well, he’s going to tell you again and again and again. The storyteller has a photographic memory for every round he’s ever played. You do too, because you’ve heard him talk about each of them.

8. Mr. “I don’t carry cash”

He always wants something from the beverage cart but never has the cash to pay for it. “I’m a Bitcoin guy,” he explains. Can you spot him $5? No, better make it $10. That trail mix is calling his name. Don’t worry, he’ll get you back later.

9. The catchphrase machine

Remember how on Cribs you’d see rappers who had a TV that just played Scarface all day? This golfer must have Tin Cup and Caddyshack on a constant loop. How else to explain his constant refrains of “be the ball, “let the big dog eat” and any line from the Happy Gilmore script. Occasionally he’ll break out a hybrid saying you’ve never heard, such as “this dog will hunt,” and you’ll wonder which golf movie you need to cue up on Netflix.

10. Huddlers

Why is your foursome waiting over every shot? Maybe it’s because the group ahead of you feel the need to congregate around every shot, as if they require a quorum to hit. The only thing huddlers love more than togetherness is five-hour rounds.

11. Golf Digest tip connoisseur

She paid $19.99 for a Golf Digest subscription and all of a sudden she’s Butch Harmon. You have a downhill lie? No problem. The April issue had a two-page spread on it. Club down, put the ball in the back of your stance and aim a little left. Her tips always work for others, but her handicap hasn’t improved since Tiger was winning majors.

12. The survivalist

He’s brought so many supplies to the course that he’s ready for 18, 36 or a nuclear winter. There are granola bars, various fruits, three different kinds of sunscreen, four types of bug sprays, umbrellas, ball retrievers, changes of clothes and an abundance of rain gear even though you live in San Diego.

13. Demonstrative score counter

Every time he walks off the green, he starts doing the mental math with a pained look you haven’t seen since high school trig. “Tee shot, into the woods. Drop, two. Punch out, three. Approach, four. Out of the bunker, five. Out of the other bunker, six. Putt, seven. Putt, eight. In, nine.” He does this while pointing to each area and nodding his head for each shot, as if affirming how terrible he is at golf. The best part is that no matter the count, he’s totally writing a ‘6’ anyway.