He scared the shit out of me and it was the first thing that came out of my mouth after I almost punched him in the face. Thank god he's a really nice guy.

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Black friend puts hood over his face and runs up behind me in the hall and pretends to mug me. - Me: "You could make a really good armed robber if you wanted to!"

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