If you write smut, please keep in mind that there are little smut fairies who need your help.

It’s OK to use the word penis, cock, or dick. It’s OK to use the word tits or breasts. It’s OK to use the word clit or clitoris. It’s OK to use the word ass or asshole. It’s even OK to use the word cunt, pussy, or vagina.

It is not OK to use the word love canal or a variation. It’s not OK to use the word love stick or a variation.

Each time you hide behind a euphemism, a porn fairy dies. If you are going to write smut, then embrace all of it. Embrace the words that are nouns and not adjectives. Embrace the words that are strong and powerful and honest.

Save a porn fairy’s life and leave the euphemisms in the recycling bin.