12:30 AM - Twi`Naga: Karma

12:30 AM - Twi`Naga: is

12:30 AM - Twi`Naga: a

12:30 AM - Twi`Naga: WHORE

12:30 AM - [ESC] Meatloaf: What did you do.

12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: So,

12:31 AM - Esplin: Is it plounge related?

12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: I'm at the north west airfield

12:31 AM - Esplin: oh

12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: just sitting on a tower

12:31 AM - Esplin: real karma?

12:31 AM - Esplin: bah

12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: minding my own business

12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: you know, waiting for people to show up so I can snipe them

12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: Well

12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: people show up.

12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: And they're running.

12:31 AM - Twi`Naga: They're running

12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: because zombies.

12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: They run right past my tower

12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: and into a building

12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: about 300 meters away

12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: I get up into a crouching position

12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: and pull out my sniper rifle.

12:32 AM - Twi`Naga: I aim it at teh door where they ran in, as the zombies filter through it

12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: hearing gunshots as the the survivors defend themselves

12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: Eventually, one of them shows his leg

12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: just barely

12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: So I zero in my sniper, and take the shot.

12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: Bang.

12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: He's on teh ground with a broken leg.

12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: Zombies still coming

12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: His buddy comes over to try to patch him up

12:33 AM - Twi`Naga: Bang

12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: Take him in the throat

12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: he falls over dead

12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: At this point, the last guy

12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: he's like "fuck it" and runs out the back door.

12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: I shoot him in the back as he runs full boar across the airfield.

12:34 AM - cheesemoo: nice

12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: The last guy,

12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: I left there

12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: to be eaten.

12:34 AM - Twi`Naga: And he is.

12:35 AM - Twi`Naga: Anyways

12:35 AM - Twi`Naga: After about 20 minutes of nothing but the distant sounds of zombies feeding

12:35 AM - Twi`Naga: I decided it's time for me to come down the ladder and try to get some nice loot from the surrounding military buildings

12:35 AM - Books: I was promised whores in this story

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: You were promised no such thing.

12:36 AM - Books: you said there was a whore

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: Oh

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: yeah

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: That whore is coming.

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: I promise.

12:36 AM - Books: oh, cool

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: Anyways, I climb down the ladder

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: and the whore decides to show up

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: It's a zombie.

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: Right fucking there

12:36 AM - Twi`Naga: at teh bottom of the ladder

12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: normally, one zombie isn't a problem.

12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: I'd take a hit, and pop it in the head with my pistol\=

12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: However

12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: karma decides to fuck with the RNG.

12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: The zombie hits me

12:37 AM - Speedingturtle: http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1337659262804.jpg

12:37 AM - Twi`Naga: and it breaks one of my legs.

12:37 AM - Esplin: That is a shitty whore.

12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: Yeah.

12:38 AM - [ESC] Meatloaf: Or a really good whore

12:38 AM - [ESC] Meatloaf: Depends on what you're into.

12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: So, I kill the zombie

12:38 AM - Books: good shitty whores?

12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: and the 3 other zombies that come running up to me

12:38 AM - cheesemoo: hhahahah speedy

12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: The threat averted, I check my backpack for morphine.

12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: for my leg.

12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: And there is none.

12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: So, here I am.

12:38 AM - Esplin: HURRY THE FUCK UP

12:38 AM - Twi`Naga: In the middle of the fucking airfield

12:39 AM - Esplin: I need to know ):

12:39 AM - Esplin: what happens

12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: which just so happens to be the most dangerous place in the game

12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: because all the best loot spawns there

12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: With a broken fucking leg

12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: and no way to fix it

12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: So I spend the next 2 HOURS

12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: crawling around trying to find morphine in the buildings

12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: Eventually, I say "fuck it"

12:39 AM - Twi`Naga: and decide to go back up to my sniper post

12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: and wait there till I see more people.

12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: Maybe I can kill them and find morphine on their bodies

12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: So I spend another 30 minutes crawling all the way back to the ladder

12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: it's right around the corner

12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: but

12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: there's another fucking zombie

12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: just chilling

12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: right there by the ladder

12:40 AM - Twi`Naga: I hug the wall, and hope it'll just walk right by without noticing me...

12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: It notices me.

12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: It runs at me, and hits me. I shoot it.

12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: it dies.

12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: However

12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: since I had already lost some blood earlier

12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: Karma decides to rear it's bitch face again

12:41 AM - Twi`Naga: and the zombie knocks me unconcious as more zombie show up from the sound of gunfire.

12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: Now, I don't know about you,

12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: but

12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: it's REALLY HARD to defend against zombies when you're unconcious.....

12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: so yeah.

12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: That happened.

12:42 AM - Twi`Naga: Fucking

12:42 AM - Esplin: Dead Twi is dead