There needs to be a law against those goddamned Chinese lanterns pretending to be UFOs! UFO impersonation is now a federal offense.

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Unless it's done badly, on purpose.

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In that case, it's art, and should be rewarded

with a twinkie and a lifetime subscription to

'The Journal of How-to-make-Americans-With-

Cellphone-cameras-look-like-fucking-idiots'.