Me: "YES, LUNA!!! THIS IS AN INSIDE VOICE!!! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME RUPTURED EARDRUMS AS WELL?!?!"





*zoom camera out, everything in front of me is partially levelled*





Me: "Huff, huff, ouch." *rubs throat* "I haven't yelled that loudly since...actually, have I ever yelled that loudly...?" *bewildered expression*





*camera pans to Luna, who is impacted against a wall with an expression of astonishment*





Luna: "...Thou is most terrifying, with that vocal resonance..." *falls from wall*





Me: "...Most of my capacity for volume came from having to speak above excessive background noise, the rest just comes from my natural tendency to be really loud." *sighs*