(My dad builds websites from home, but when’s he’s out I answer his office phone and take notes for him. I am a twenty-year-old female, and my father is a fifty-five-year-old male.)

Me: “Hello, this is [My Father]’s office; how may I help you?”

Customer: “Hello, I need to ask you a question about this design template.”

Me: “I’m sorry. My dad isn’t in right now but I can take a message.”

Customer: “Oh, good heavens! You know, you sound exactly like your father.”

Me: “Okay?”

Customer: “Are you Christian?”

Me: “No, ma’am.”

Customer: “Well, that must be it, then. All you heathens sound the same to me. Well, I’ll call back.” *hangs up*