Ways In Which Spock Has Attempted To Disguise His Ears

1. “Actually…”

2. “Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child…”

3. Like a lil acorn.

4. More of a breaking-and-entering vibe here.



5. “What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?”

6. This is a literal Nazi helmet.

7. The kind of hat you would wear to a winter funeral, were you a man.

8. A pre-Vatican Council II satanic nun.