There’s been a choral uproar across the globe as the far right roars ever closer to global domination and George Orwell’s dystopia is overshadowed by a technological world order he couldn’t have imagined possible.

But in the wake of right swinging technological gorilla warfare comes a new kind of victim that very little media have bothered to consider: the internet scammer. Ah the sweet internet and all the victims you have left along the way.

Gone are the days when a hotmail message from a long lost uncle promising millions would be met with open arms and a cheque books. Heck, you can’t even flirt with a sexy profile picture and ask few a few dollars anymore without being trolled!

The following account is real. Names may have been changed to protect the innocent.