Twilight: Wait... You changed your name... McDashin... McDashin?! What kind of a stupid name is that, Rainbow, what are you trying to be, a Donkey RnB singer?



Rainbow: They let you pick any name you want when you get down there.



Applejack: And you landed on McDashin?



Rainbow: Yeah, it was between that and Cowhammad.



Applejack: WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE BETWEEN THAT AND COWHAMMAD?! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PICK A COMMON NAME LIKE A NORMAL PONY?!



Rainbow: Cowhammad's one of the most commonly used names in Equestria. Read a fucking Daring Do book for once!



Twilight: Rainbow have you ever actually met anyone named Cowhammad?



Rainbow: Have you ever actually met anyone named McDashin?



Applejack: No! That's why you picked a dumb-fucking name!



Rainbow: Fuck you...



Applejack: Give me that. Alright. You like a child in this picture, number one. Number two. It doesn't even have a first name IT JUST SAYS MCDASHIN!!!



Twilight: One name? One name?! Rainbow, who are you, Cheerilee?



Applejack: Rainbow, this ID doesn't even have your age! Why didn't you just pick 21 or something?!



Rainbow: AJ, AJ, AJ. Listen up, Ponut face. Everyday, hundreds of fillies and colts go into liquor stores with their fake IDs and every single one says they're 21. How many 21 year olds do you think there are in Ponyville? It's called fucking strategy, alright. They hardly even check the age anyway, whatnare the odds I get the single one in this whole town that does?



Twilight: Stay calm. It's- it's a fine ID. It's gonna work. It's passable, ok. This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Rainbow. This stallion's either gonna think: "Here's another filly with a fake ID." Or: "Here's McDashin. The no aged Haywiian organ donor." Ok? So what's it gonna be?



Rainbow: I am, McDashin!



Applejack: No your not! No one's McDashin! McDashin's never existed, cause that's a made up, dumb, FUCKING FAIRYTALE NAME, YOU FUCK!!!