Rose struggles financially and agrees to partner with a hipster entrepreneur to serve St. Olaf style delicacies in the hipster's street food venture. Very fast Rose realizes that she and the hipster don't see eye to eye in many food related isssues and the hipster is getting pretty tired of her St. Olaf stories, but after Rose has a vivid dream of her and Paula Deen where Deen is encouraging Rose to enjoy and stick with the concept Rose finally comes around, but Rose being Rose ruins the franchise at its opening night by being too forthcoming with what the customers are eating.

Dorothy struggles with modern technology, especially social media. When she sees a girl being viciously mobbed in school when her boyfriend shares private pictures of her Dorothy goes mad and, as substitute teacher overstepping her authority level, demands that the school should ban all access to social media during school hours. Of course that makes her the most hated woman in town and she and the other girls struggle through some hilarity ensues backlash. In the end the school decides to fire Dorothy and it hurts Dorothy pretty badly, but Sophia tells her point blank "If you can't beat them! Join them!" and that gives Dorothy the idea to have her own youtube channel where she uploads clips of hers lecturing the viewers about how to treat each other with more respect. The youtube channel is a decents success, but Sophia mocks it anyway.

Blanche decides to give up sex after a one night stand asks a very, very offensive thing of her. The other girls try to guess what disgusting thing it was and talk about how sex has become so much more freakish and sad and lacking romance and mutual respect of their glory days. Of course Blanche cannot keep her vow after the one night stand assures her that it was all a misunderstanding and he feels very sorry.

Sophia is mad as hell when her healthcare plan is getting cut to the point where it doesn't provide for her medical needs. She and other senior citizens decide to demonstrate in front of the healthcare provider only to become a viral social media meme which Dororthy finds troubling at first but he comes around when the healthcare provider is forced, thanks to a social media backlash, to come up with a new and better plan for Sophia and her friends.

Sophia decides to become an Uber driver. Hilarity ensues, of course.

Rose discovers Yelp and gets mad with power!

Dorothy vs. Creationism

Blanche is told to get treated for sex addiction. She turns it around and tells them to stop sex shaming her.

The Golden Girls watch the first season of Ryan Murphy's Feud and take sides of who is the real bitch of the show.

The Golden Girls remember the first time they went to Burning Man. By accident, of course.