Posh current head of the prestigious student body of New York University, Andrew Hamilton, is facilitating the mass transmission of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) by creating a mass exodus of students from New York City to travel throughout the world to communities that have not yet seen the spread of the disease. This dangerous concoction only possible through the twisted mind of Tim Burton aka Andrew Hamilton (evil genius) is putting the lives of people across the globe in peril.

In the recent weeks, Andrew Hamilton has encouraged students to depart the university over spring break and during the online class period, only to pull out the rug from under all students and give them 48 hours to retrieve their personal belongings. This traversing across the globe and country not once but twice by many students is only encouraging the increasing spread of the virus.

Andrew Hamilton is forcing students to pay over 35,000 dollars for this semester's tuition to have no educational benefits and to spread the virus to their beloved hometowns. 85 year old professors who cannot even check their email are expected to teach complex ideas over a new application that many only though was an adverb (zoom).

The NYU administration has taken no steps to ensure the safety of the student body and shown gross ineptitude in terms of financial compensation to all students. Having students fly across the globe twice in the past 2 weeks and the loss of housing, dining and educational programs we are paying for has been lost.

Therefore we think the current president of NYU, Andrew Hamilton, of foreign origin, should be forced to step down in a hostile takeover of the NYU Board of Trustees, and be shipped back to his goat fucking country of Scotland. this will put him in the same shoes as his students that he discarded like trash.

The NYU student body would like to take the step of good faith in returning Andrew Hamilton's possessions to Scotland if he cannot meet the deadline of 48 minutes to vacate his penthouse on Central Park West that is paid for through NYU student tuition. We will rent a shipping container and you can expect your personal belongings to arrive in 2-3 months.

Sincerely,

International NYU Students