Who's Creepier: Spencer or Hulk Hogan

Spencer Pratt Massaging Heidi Montag's Rump

These newlyweds get frisky on their fake honeymoon in Mexico, gross.

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Hulk Hogan Lathering Up His Daughter, Brooke Hogan

The Hogans encourage close family ties, we just didn't think they were Michael Jackson close.