I'm a few days late posting this, as I was out of the country. Apparently Santa can't track me down wherever I am in the world. This morning, I opened up my mailbox to find a box, covered in Reddit stickers. I knew I was in for something good.

Upon opening the box, I found a piece of parchment paper that was wax sealed. I opened it only to find that it was written from a most majestic Secret Santa. I picture my Secret Santa wearing a monocle.

The gift is a one of a kind pair of pens, hand crafted by Santa's Brother, Fred Claus. A fountain pen and a rollerball pen were included in a wooden case. This will help me in writing fancy things.

This is absolutely an amazing gift, one that I will have for years to come. Thank you, Secret Santa!