A magazine called “Mel” is running an article titled “Can men sharing their experiences with abortion make it a better experience for everyone,” and the story is preceded by an explanation apparently intended to defuse any potential progressive triggering right off the bat. Beverage warning:

This editor's note just got me pregnant. pic.twitter.com/nhsMWKPM38 — Ben (@BenHowe) June 12, 2019

Wait, what?

That’s… something.

ok I finally know why we have this gif pic.twitter.com/gjsBWXvk73 — LB (@beyondreasdoubt) June 12, 2019

Maybe they could provide a statistic, or something, on the number of men impregnated by women. Also, doesn't this weaken the whole argument that men are 100% responsible for all unwanted pregnancies? — Colin Murphy (@karnage_don) June 12, 2019

“Science”!

This meme was invented for that paragraph. pic.twitter.com/9zNluHAGA6 — Thigh Punch (@ThighPunch) June 12, 2019

DAFUQ DID I JUST READ https://t.co/XbEtNVXMKs — Tina C. (@Redhead6886) June 12, 2019

Ok .. This is the one that officially made me want jump off the first floor roof! ? https://t.co/SXxJxw6miI — Deborah_ A ? (@Debbieann422) June 12, 2019

That has to be the most incoherent paragraph ever written. — James Baker (@JDtheDJ2004) June 12, 2019

Soon every use of the word “person” will come with 17,379 very woke footnotes. — Mary Howle (@MaryHowle) June 12, 2019

Eventually there will be a 10,000-word editor’s note accompanying every 1,000-word article.

Update: We’ve made new friends:

lol thanks for the traffic, bigots https://t.co/mxu6ixM0AT — MEL Magazine (@WeAreMel) June 12, 2019

Right back at you!

Science and biology are bigoted, per MEL Magazine https://t.co/8W6s35UDdY — Ted Goodridge (@TedGoodridge) June 12, 2019

We can’t keep up with “science” anymore.