Mike Gray Member

Profile: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Zurich ZH Posts: 306

Re: Pukey the Clown Quote: Mike Breslin Originally Posted by I've thought about going to see a doctor about it, but I'm afraid they will just tell me not to work out so hard. That isn't going to cut it.



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Crossfitter saunters into doc's office. Doc gives him the once over, notes slightly propostrous level of physical fitness and arches his eyebrows.



"So, what seems to be the problem, son?"



"Well, you see, I keep on throwing up when I work out."



"Aha. Well, could you tell me about the last time this happened?"



"No problemo, doc. See, first I ran a mile, then did 150 pullups, then I barfed, then I did 150 pushups, then I barfed again, then I did 150 squats, then I ran another mile, then I barfed again."



Doc backs up several feet, and picks up the phone.



"Uh, yes, right, um, actually, I'm just going to have a couple specialists come in to talk to you about that. In fact they're going to take you directly to a nice, quiet training facility to have some tests done, get all the help you need - "



Doc continues in undertones on the phone:



"Yes, hello, is that the Maytree Mental Health Institute? Great. Could you send over the wagon? Great - and four or five extra guys? Maybe with a tranquilizer gun, would you? Thanks. This guy might be dangerous."



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In my experience, docs can have a little troble making sense of things like CrossFit. Hmm. Yes. I can just see the scene:* * * * *Crossfitter saunters into doc's office. Doc gives him the once over, notes slightly propostrous level of physical fitness and arches his eyebrows."So, what seems to be the problem, son?""Well, you see, I keep on throwing up when I work out.""Aha. Well, could you tell me about the last time this happened?""No problemo, doc. See, first I ran a mile, then did 150 pullups, then I barfed, then I did 150 pushups, then I barfed again, then I did 150 squats, then I ran another mile, then I barfed again."Doc backs up several feet, and picks up the phone."Uh, yes, right, um, actually, I'm just going to have a couple specialists come in to talk to you about that. In fact they're going to take you directly to a nice, quiet training facility to have some tests done, get all the help you need - "Doc continues in undertones on the phone:"Yes, hello, is that the Maytree Mental Health Institute? Great. Could you send over the wagon? Great - and four or five extra guys? Maybe with a tranquilizer gun, would you? Thanks. This guy might be dangerous."* * * * *In my experience, docs can have a little troble making sense of things like CrossFit.