It's time for POTIONS class. British "Hary Potter" and his British cums British "chums" are in the potions classroom. In HOGWARTS school for Which craft? and Wizardry. Blimey guvnah i'nnit!? Now truly dastard "lad" Professor SNAPE enters the double doors of the class... and he fires a MAGIC FLAME THROWER at the entrance.

Snape kills double doors . Blimey!

Harry Poter says so angry: "wow can this BAFFOON go even ONE DAY without destruction from school Property? Of HOGWARTS school for Minecraft and Hillary?!" But! Professor Snap was standing right behind poor little Harry. Like right behind. I mean Harry come on pall how did you not even see this. Right there the whole time. How do you even wear those glassers for what purpose if don't BOTHER to Czech yourself before you cheque yourself.... "Mistah Pottahh..." ominous booms Professor Snipes "...that will be one billion points from Gryffindah."

"Well now you've done it Harry you absolute chav ," angry British friend RON WESLEY gingers at Harry. "Costing us one billion points down the drain! Why don't you take some cue from that nasty head scar and lighting BOLT the fluck out from here!" Wow Ron calm down a little

anger issues much

you Garfield-ass looking bellboy where do you get off Now Harry, british teenager, just roles his eyes and checks out the iphone smartphone. It's an text message from HARMIONY... Hmmmm... She did send three "emoji" little pictures:

"Egg plant"

Mouth "tongue"

"Water drops"

Nnow what the deuce is this chamber of Seacrest RIDDLE supposed to mean ?! "Fliping millenials..." Harry sighs frustrastion. He texts back:

"WHAT is the MENING of this hermiony? You are such a mystery and a big old ENIGMA ..." and the little "boy who lived" hits SEND. But! The iphone auto-cerect swapped "enigma" with the [N-word] . Blimmey! "How dare you Harley Potter that is truly so offinsive, delete me from your contacts" Hermimy texts back. (even though Harry does glasses instead of contacts so naybe get your facts straight...!) Harry, full panic, apologizes: "Darn ATOCORRECT. I am Sorry Potter. Girl you know you are my most fond contact!" Now the iphane done swapped "fond" with [F-word] and "contact" with [C-word]. BLIMYY!!! "We are so DONE," Hermony texts, "maybe you should do like you grotesque forehead wound and SCARf down some cyanice pills". Harry texts "Wait!!" but the drat iphone swaps it with [THE W-WORD]. S M A C K M Y B L I M E U P "Well that realationship just got turned to ashes," complains British Hardly Potter, student of Hogwarts school for Twitch chat and Blizzard streams. "Thanks a lot Stevie Jods with your technology. Guess I might as well pay some attention to these classes now that the social life got fudged to heck..." smartphone more like shartphones "Alright lousy maggots," professor Snape exclaims. "Today's potions class... is BRO-tions class."

And now brofessor Snape magically turns the classroom into a GOLD'S GYM!

"It's 'bout time y'all skinny [N-words] got into shape... or should I say into snape ???!" says the erratic sniveling teacher while pumping a GOLDEN bench press. Yes indeed all the gym appliances are 24 carrot GOLD. Now that's what I guess THAT I like to call talk about truth in advermtising! Now the brofessor tries to pick up a GOLDEN dumbbell... but the weight weighs too heavy! Agitated Snape fires a magic flame thrower at it.... Snape kills dumbbell d'or! the end