Krystle Baker, a USAF veteran, mom and one of the funnier accounts we follow, disagreed with People magazine naming John Legend as this year’s “Sexiest Man Alive!”:

Wholeheartedly disagree. Highly doubt he could throw me over his shoulder when needed, or defend me better than I can. https://t.co/L2bU3AM17q — Krystle Baker (@TarheelKrystle) November 13, 2019

And this for some reason outraged a lot of people:

Imagine being angry at this opinion. — ?It's?Almost ⛄️Christmas? (@jtLOL) November 13, 2019

Yes, what would a veteran who served overseas know about any of this?

"throw me over his shoulder when needed" Yes, you never know when a saber-toothed tiger might attack the hillside encampment. https://t.co/rjSjkgHb1J — Kno (@Kno) November 13, 2019

That big brain will save you!

Men with brains don't need to throw you over their shoulder to defend you. And women with brains don't need men capable of bench pressing them for defense. But at least you're transparent about both your type and your own limitations. https://t.co/2MD5VBH39s — Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers) November 13, 2019

We suspect fans of Chrissy Teigen, John Legend’s wife, had a hand in the abuse directed at Krystle:

can I try to throw you https://t.co/SWudwRA1xv — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 13, 2019

Differences of opinion are no longer allowed:

I've made the Legend Fan Club sad because I don't understand his appeal, or why anyone would classify him as sexy. We can all have different opinions, children. — Krystle Baker (@TarheelKrystle) November 13, 2019

And will Teigen or Legend step in and ask this to stop?

I'm being bombarded with negative comments about my looks and weight. pic.twitter.com/XFhDEqEQuz — Krystle Baker (@TarheelKrystle) November 13, 2019

It’s almost as if it’s coordinated somehow:

Oh, I'm not bothered. Or the least bit insecure on that front. I am marveling at the organization of it all though. — Krystle Baker (@TarheelKrystle) November 13, 2019

Maybe a “thank you for your service” instead since it was Veterans Day this week?

Me and my girls "spreading comm all over" Iraq, 2007. pic.twitter.com/wByHzxIuK9 — Krystle Baker (@TarheelKrystle) November 11, 2019

And this is why we love following Krystle:

Totally here for a you versus Chrissy Teigen flame war — Allahpundit (@allahpundit) November 13, 2019

I would mud wrestle her tbh — Krystle Baker (@TarheelKrystle) November 13, 2019

Hell yes!

Is there like a Kickstarter for this, or what? Asking for a friend. — Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) November 13, 2019

Where do we send the money?

You heard him, people https://t.co/Odpv2RvfV9 — Krystle Baker (@TarheelKrystle) November 13, 2019

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