Cruise ship t-bones the Hoan Bridge

Editors' note: We're not trying to fool you this April Fool's Day. That's why, for the first time ever, we're sharing the punchline before you even read this story. Why? Because we could all use a laugh right now. So have some fun with our annual day of gentle satire. Feel free to trick your friends, but remember that these articles disappear at midnight tonight. And take time to smile, Milwaukee. We'll get through this together.