Can you remember back to the first time you saw an erect penis?

Probably not – and we don’t blame you, it’s probably not something you’d really feel the need to remember.

But lots of girls do and they’re talking about it over on a Reddit thread after someone asked the question: ‘Girls, what did you think when you saw an erect penis for the first time?’

Oh, and if you hadn’t guessed already, this article is incredibly NSFW.


1. ‘I was confused because the typical penis boys draw is very misleading. Before, I always thought that the balls were in two separate sacks. Very confusing indeed.’



2. ‘Before I saw one I’d assumed a penis became erect still pointing down. I’d never seen any porn or anything and yeah, i figured sex would be a logistical nightmare. In my head, when I saw it pointing up, I was kind of like “ohhhhhh that totally makes sense now!”‘

3. ‘I was about ten and saw it on the Internet. Thought it was a diseased finger.’

4. ‘How is that going to fit inside me?!’

5. ‘When I was 18, I walked in on my roommate’s naked boyfriend. When I saw that tiny thing sticking out, I thought ‘Is that IT!?”

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6. ‘HE HAS A BONER! Wow, i must be hot after all.’

7. ‘My thought process went a little something like ‘OMG I’m at least somewhat sexually arousing. I like this penis. Wait… he shaved. He was expecting this. I wanna touch it. Yup, this thing is great. And so soft. I have no idea what to do. Why do I wanna put it in my mouth? I’m gonna put it in my mouth. Yup, this is fun.’ D*cks are awesome.’

8. ‘Hey, it got bigger!’

9. ‘It looks like an alien worm protruding from his crotch.’

10. ‘Is that supposed to be hot? If so, I think I might be broken.’

11. ‘I thought it would be way further down, like where a vagina is.’

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12. ‘It really does look like a lollipop.’

13. ‘Wait, is that what a boner is?’

14. ‘Huh. So that’s why I like girls more.’

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