Ring the bell kids, Amy Schumer collected another one. Award, that is. Last night she showed up to collect a “Trailblazer” award at the Glamour awards and slayed in her acceptance speech earning standing ‘O’ from the Glamour crowd. The line that will have everyone quoting Schumer all day– “”I’m 160lbs and can catch a dick whenever I want.” It sounds like a quote from an Inside Amy Schumer sketch, but not, this is just Amy running circles around 2015.

Other Amy Schumer lines being passed around the internet today:

“It will be very exciting when what I am doing isn’t trailblazing anymore…but I’m very happy to have gotten this.”

“I’m not nervous, I’m very glamorous. I don’t feel out of place here.”

“My mom told me I didn’t need to shave above my legs above the knee. I basically like Christopher Robin down there.”

and the one that probably won’t get passed around as much…

“Tonight, I had one goal. To take my underwear off at the end of the night and not make it look like I blew my nose on it.”

Let’s be honest. America may be ready for Amy to catch dick, but they’re not ready for messy panties just yet.

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