Look, you can eat and drink whatever makes you happy, but when I hear about people charging a premium for infused water, or paying one for alkaline water, I start staring into the middle distance for long periods of time. I can tell you how many octogenarians I’ve heard or read about that were concerned with their PH, zero. Again, it’s your money, do what you want with it.

I HEAR THEY MAKE POOL CHEMICALS FOR THAT TOO

Don’t drink pool chemicals kids.