Ted Haggard and his wife will appear on the courtroom TV show Divorce Court on April 1st (not a joke, though).

They won’t be getting a divorce or anything like that. Rather, they will tell the presiding judge Lynn Toler and the viewing audience that divorce isn’t the answer.

Well, if you can survive an extramarital affair with a gay male escort, I’m sure you can survive damn near anything…

The Haggards say their marriage and Christian faith are stronger than ever, and they want people to know that divorce is not the answer. “This is part of Ted’s journey,” Gayle Haggard said. “It’s made him a better man. I see what has happened as a divine rescue.” She said she was helped through her darkest hours by the biblical principles of forgiveness, compassion and steadfastness, along with her husband’s genuine repentance. The couple will be paid an undisclosed amount for the interview…

This is totally what Jesus would have done.

(via The Invisible Pink Unicorn)



