Papyrrha: Fear not, dear brother.

Sans: Way to late for that, buddy.

Papyrrha: We... I, Papyrrha(?) am fine! And filled with Determination!

Sans: Nothing about this is fine.

Papyrrha: And that's not the best part:

Sans: There are no good parts, either.

Papyrrha: After all these years, finally, I have hair!

Sans: There goes our happy ending.