i, eridan ampora, was terrified. the girl i love was stuck in a room behind a fire. after crying for 12 minutes i got up and broke into gamzees room.

gamzees dorm was horrifying. it was covered in clown paintings and candy wrapers and dorito wrappers and it smelled like sour lemondae.

i went into hs mint fridge and took out all his fanta. i rushed over but before i could get there, dave strider pushed me up against the wall.

"listen, we need to talk" he said

"no!" i screamed

"he glared. "no. listen me to."

"NO LISTEN TO ME!" i yelled at the top of my lungs. "stacia is in danger! so is everyone else!"

"that is bullshit" he ketpt glaring

'no really!" i insisted.

dave pointed to jade "you owe her an apology"

"wtf no i dont!" i said

"yes. you ruined our idnner and jade is very sensitive" he said "she is part dog which makes her loyal to me and when you hurt me it hurt her"

"shut up! now is not the time!" i said. i slapped him. he looked back up at me with his face bleeding. he was glaring (his sunglasses were knocked off) and looked incredibly sexy but i tried not to notice. "let me go!"

"no. we need to talk"

"there is a fi-" he covered my mouth with my cape

"stacia is mine" he said

'mmmmm-ohhphpphphhpph!"

"lay your stupid grey hands off her." he said "dont even think about her"

i shoved him and he punched me. i hit him with a pound of fanta and he fell to the ground. this made jade extremely angry so she lunched at me but i told her to wait

when i got to the cafeteria area i poured the wall of fire with fanta. the smoke alarm went off as the fire subsides and i began to sob because this was all just ttoo much.

everyone came out of the cafeteria and were pissed it was a fire drill.

gamzee saw the fanta in my hand and gave me A LOOK.

i saw stacia and the sprinklers were going which made her shirt wet. i saw her delectable breasts and immediately got a boner. before she could see me i ran away.

i went into the gardens to think about life. i started to write poetry.

i was so sure sollux started the fire. but how? i aske myself. he was inside the cafeteria. i couldnt think of anyone more evil than sollux.

i watched from afar as everyone lined up outside and waited for the fire people (actually just carapacians) to sweep the place

no one noticed i wasnt there, i thought.

but then i realized dave and jade were in the building. i ran back in and i carried them to safety.

they were coughing and crying. i left them in the garden because i didnt want trouble and i walked over to the pond to think sadly

i looked at my hand and saw a ring that was red and blue and purple (for me and sollux) and i threw it into the river.

i was done with him. forever.