My biggest (and really only) problem with vaccines is they make you dose your kid with a bajillion vaccines at once. They claim the body can handle it, but that’s where I have my doubts. I’d prefer to vaccinate my future kids with a few at a time, over the course of several years. Don’t overload your immune system all at once. If my kid got one of the diseases those vaccines tried to prevent (that still happens, but nobody talks about it), there’s no telling what kind of carnage would ensue.

And for the record, I’m 100% unvaccinated and haven’t infected anyone with anything. The only anti-vaxxer thing I stand by is that I will NEVER vaccinate my kids for non-communicable diseases that have cures. I will take that shit to supreme court.

For you conspiracy theorists out there, I have a hard time trusting something that gets injected into every single person in the US (and eventually the world). I’m not saying bad things are in our vaccines, but I don’t trust our government AT ALL, and honestly wouldn’t put it passed them if they put stuff in our vaccines that shouldn’t be there, for whatever reason. It just worries me that everyone is on the track to being forced to have these and that could lead to some scary shit.