The whole Dead Island advertising campaign sort of drove me up a wall. It was totally manipulative, sure, but it also managed to come across as an honest attempt to get you to care for these people despite that. Then the game came out, and, well… if you had any hopes of playing anything as engaging as the commercial, they were dashed the second you heard “Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch?” blast out of the intro. This video was my attempt to suss out why that might be.