If you want to be the best, like Cristiano Ronaldo, you've got to sell the best. Aaron Dana

Editor's note: Cristiano Ronaldo saw his World Cup end on Saturday when Portugal were knocked out by Uruguay. In September 2017, James Tyler took a closer look at what the superstar posts on social media.

It's hard being Cristiano Ronaldo. He's won just about every individual honor, accolade and prize there is to win, as well as a fistful of league titles in England and Spain, more than a couple of Champions League trophies, Euro 2016 with Portugal and a partridge in a pear tree.

But there's more to being a global football megastar than simply what you do on the pitch. Your work away from the stadium -- you know, the merchandise you sell and the many products and brands that you believe are befitting of a part in your iconic lifestyle -- is just as important. And so I decided to take a tour through the things and experiences he offers to his 58,418,493 followers on Twitter.

There's a lot!

The cornerstones of his empire

Ronaldo's association with Nike, the Oregon-based swoosh, is well-documented. His lifetime deal, announced in November 2015, could be worth as much as $1 billion and might well be a "bargain" despite that astronomical price.

You don't lift the trophy for best player in the world without your team. #JustDoIt pic.twitter.com/f0KxUSVK3H — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) January 10, 2017

Translation: we're a good team, black and white photos are cool and there's a brand hashtag.

Ronaldo is happy to show off his boots, too, but the sneakers don't look as strong. I'm no style icon, but they look like footwear that would get you mocked in a high school circa 1993.

Ronaldo is also quite fond of PokerStars. He joined their online gambling stable back in May 2015 (terms of the deal are unknown) because he likes gambling, I guess.

"I started playing poker a few years ago, and I love the competition, strategy and fun. I'm looking forward to taking my game to the online and live poker tables and meeting my fans head to head. Although football is my world, poker has always been my game. I'm very excited to join the team."

Right then.

Silky smooth in time for the New Year & I'm not talking about the shave @DwyaneWade 😂 #raiseit https://t.co/i6J4wmrc1W pic.twitter.com/w4vqgzV2GK — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) December 30, 2016

The latest round of ads involve Ronaldo and NBA star Dwyane Wade filming some tricks and taunting one another. It seems a bit ostentatious to do keepy-ups while there's a straight razor within inches of your neck but that's the life of a gambler, I suppose.

Then there is his love of watches. Specifically, Tag Heuer watches. Athletes love watches. It's a superb way to spend a lot of money on something that's fairly small and is impossible to ignore: a large chunky timepiece jutting about a foot off one's wrist. Ronaldo's been endorsing the brand since 2014 (again, terms unknown) and he's quite good at showing off watches in photos that don't really show you much of the actual watch.

A couple of vaguely dynamic phrases, weird hashtag (I guess Tag watches don't crack under pressure of being deep in the ocean?), nice car and a moody facial expression. You can just about see the watch, too!

Ronaldo goes digital

I can't figure out how popular "Cristiano Ronaldo: Kick'n'Run" is but it seems to have a lot of positive reviews for a freemium game that involves booting a ball around what looks like Paris.

NEW HIGHSCORE! Can you beat me? Show me your skills and reply with your highscore.https://t.co/RX5FZclXci pic.twitter.com/C3e694R8RD — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) January 28, 2017

Is 429 a good score? Anyone played this thing? Ronaldo sure seems confident that it is.

Then there's his selfie app, too -- "CR7 Selfie app by Cristiano Ronaldo," -- in which you can hastily graft the megastar into your personal photos.

It's not all fun and games though: there is a donation connection to Save the Children, which is a charity very near and dear to his heart. And yes, I've since downloaded and am steadily racking up the poses with my new best friend, Ronaldo.

A lot can happen in 5 years but for some refugee kids, nothing has changed. Don't forget about them. #Zaatari #Syria @SavetheChildren pic.twitter.com/f7BgY4gs2w — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) July 28, 2017

Ronaldo's also been quite good in the realm of getting people to donate blood.

His tech interest doesn't stop with apps. Ronaldo also has connections to phones, internet and service providers. Ronaldo isn't good at singing -- finally, something he can't do! -- but he gave it his best shot for MEO, a Portuguese telecommunications conglomerate. Bless.

Desejo a todos o melhor do mundo em 2017. Bom ano!

I wish you all the best in the world in 2017! Happy New Year. pic.twitter.com/mgUxVfEFRa — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) December 30, 2016

Of course he's shirtless.

There's also a Ronaldo-endorsed phone, a cable company -- seriously, why is he always nearly nude in these?), a partnership with an online trading company, some Ronaldo headphones and a brand-new, utterly bizarre screen protector endorsement with something called Panzer Glass, which has one tweet (with Ronaldo, of course) and 238 followers. Sure!

Live a Ronaldo-branded lifestyle

Another important category involves the items and experiences that aim to bring you closer to Ronaldo. Take his association with fairly plain fleece blankets: it felt like the weirdest one, until recently at least (see below). They're big blankets, the kind you can get for a reasonable price at a large Bed and Bath store, only they have his name and logo on them.

This Valentine's Day give to your loved ones my ultimate comfort #CR7blankets. Save 15% with promo code: LOVECR7 at https://t.co/WqPNjsr1CE pic.twitter.com/2sFAnxlXKN — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) January 25, 2017

If you're not busy staying warm under a Ronaldo blanket, you can outfit yourself in Ronaldo clothes. He signed on to promote Sacoor Brothers in the spring of 2016 and is a big fan of their suits. They're a Portuguese company, which obviously resonates with the national hero, but his "limited collection" of branded suits and separates are "expected to expand the brand into a brand new planet," according to a glorious press release.

Getting into the spirit of the season with Sacoor Brothers! Shop https://t.co/1CsLgLj3SD for the best styles for you and your gift list! pic.twitter.com/1h0nnm34GT — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) December 20, 2016

Oh, and his jeans company -- he even tries working out in a pair -- a shampoo tie-in (no way does he have dandruff though) with Clear, a relationship with Herbalife (yum!)

If you don't fit in his garments, try getting in shape! Just before Christmas, Ronaldo announced a partnership with Crunch Fitness to open a line of CR7-branded gyms. Now you can pump iron while being reminded of the body you'll never be able to get. Just be sure to put on Ronaldo fragrances when you're done to cover up the scent of sweat and regret.

Fancy a reward for your busy day of shopping and exercise? Simply eat at Ronaldo's restaurant group in which he's partnered with Pau Gasol and Enrique Iglesias (sure, why not?) but only after you've visited his museum. Then, once dinner is done and you're exhausted and full, you can crash for the night at Ronaldo's hotel.

The feeling of waking up like this @PestanaCR7 pic.twitter.com/k38g9xdF6q — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) July 14, 2017

No way does he eat that many carbs.

Who said these were a good idea?

His desire to help sell SixPad, some kind of electronic muscle manipulator in Japan, is truly perplexing.

I'm now in Japan for next important title. #Sixpad, always helps me to perform my best. Get yours. Check https://t.co/gBjidb3uY3 pic.twitter.com/cI4u1gTarJ — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) December 13, 2016

Seriously, this is the kind of infomercial you see when you fall asleep with the TV on. And yet it involves Cristiano Ronaldo. At least it's nothing as weird as this product he pitched in 2014...

Oh, and his recently unveiled project with Egyptian Steel, a company trying to dominate their nation's steel production and distribution industry. Who better than CR7 to help shift metal?

Have you ever related steel to eco-friendly? I did.. that's why I've partnered with the most safety-oriented steel brand #Egyptian_Steel pic.twitter.com/8MoFjuALNK — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) August 23, 2017

I'm not sure what a "safety-oriented steel brand" is -- shouldn't they all be safety-oriented? -- but Ronaldo is on it.

And finally, the biggest brand of all

Drinking my tea and reading my book👍👌😘 pic.twitter.com/OyICtEoinA — Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) May 30, 2017

Beyond his myriad endorsements, there's no denying that the No. 1 brand closest to Ronaldo's heart is Ronaldo himself.

If there was a Ballon d'Or for the endorsement game, I don't think Lionel Messi or Neymar would come close.

As Ronaldo says, just relax and enjoy the view.