(Also available in the following larger flavors: http://i.imgur.com/OOom6.jpg)

DO YOU HAVE A SHIRT?

Ok, well, IS IT WHITE?

Uhm ok. Maybe I started off wrong.

DOES YOUR SHIRT HAVE LETTERS ON IT?

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I'M NOT THAT GOOD AT THIS.

DOES YOUR SHIRT CONSIST OF YOUR REDDIT USER NAME, THE REDDIT ALIEN, AND THE WORD "REDDIT"?

One other guy? Seriously? YEA WELL, IS IT CREATED OUT OF THE MOTHER FUCKIN' AMERICAN STANDARD CODE FOR GODDAMN INFORMATION INTERCHANGE?

NO! I DIDN'T THINK SO. THAT'S WHY THIS SHIRT IS THE GODDAMN BEST SHIRT I OWN. AND I OWN A COUPLE SHIRTS.

Thank you saladwarrior!!