Kenny Chesney, King of All Bandwagon Fans

If you didn’t know, country music superstar Kenny Chesney will be performing at Bristol Motor Speedway the night before Tennessee’s matchup with Virginia Tech in the Battle at Bristol. Most Vol fans know that Kenny was born and raised in Knoxville and went to East Tennessee State for college.

With that upbringing, you would think that he would be a lifelong fan of the Big Orange. And sometimes he is.

Like here…

And here…

If you only saw those pictures, you would think Kenny is a classic Tennessee fan through and through. Though, you only have to do a little digging and you’ll find out that he is also a big fan of a few other teams. And by “a few” I mean a lot of other teams, including but certainly not limited to…

Alabama

South Carolina

Mississippi State

Ole Miss

Auburn

LSU

“The Other UT” – Texas

Ohio State? Geez, this guy gets around…

And worst of all, Florida

Yes, that is Kenny Chesney wearing a Florida football helmet standing next to College Football Jesus himself, Tim Tebow. Oh, and let’s not forget that he’s good friends with and made a documentary on ESPN about the Vols’ mortal enemy, Steve Spurrier…

Now, we all know Kenny does this to sell records. Theoretically, if you’re a fan of every team, all of those teams’ fanbases will love you. But what actually ends up happening is all of those fanbases hating you. Just ask Drake. I think the Bible says it best in Matthew 6:24: “No man can serve two masters.”

Or in Kenny’s case, like, ten masters.

But I don’t blame Kenny. Do what you have to so you can sell records and tickets. I get it, we all have to make a living. Just don’t be surprised when Tennessee fans don’t welcome you in with open arms after you’ve been drinking beers with Tim Tebow and hugging Steve Spurrier.