NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;

guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

1. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01**#1**

This A+ list mostly movie actor usually keeps his homophobic remarks to himself. The former television actor though was overheard making several slurs about two men who were making out in front of him at a line in a toy store. He also told the person (assistant?) with him the men would be going to hell. Chris Pratt

2. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#2**

Billboard Women In Music: I have written about this teenage actress/singer before and apparently she is getting worse. Not only did she show off all her new plastic surgery procedures last night but she was the most entitled person of the night and was rude to everyone she considered beneath her on the list. Sabrina Carpenter

3. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#3**

This A list celebrity wants to transform himself into an A list mostly movie actor. He probably has made it to B+ list. The thing is though, his expenses are that of an A+ lister and his celebrity significant other also spends about double or triple each month what she earns. Despite how high they are on the list, they are thisclose to bankruptcy. John Cena/Nikki Bella

4. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **4**

Billboard Women In Music: This DJ was being his usual a-hole self. Not only was he wasted, but he kept using the N word thinking he was allowed. Diplo

5. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#5**

This flash in the pan literal 15 minute celebrity who all of us knew for those 15 minutes and have probably already forgotten is still cheating on his wife. I don't know what he told her to get her back, but he is telling the various women he hooks up with that he is single. Anthony Scaramucci/Deidre Ball

6. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#6**

Speaking of cheating, this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who has a franchise character on television/almost television cheated on her significant other with the guy she is going to debut in the next couple of weeks. This is not her first trip to the cheating rodeo. Melissa Benoist (Chris Wood) ("Supergirl")/Taylor Kitsch ("Waco")

7. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#7**

This former A-/B+ list singer who is a celebrity offspring has been popping pills like crazy and is a strung out mess. She says its fine and she has it under control. That is basically the same thing she said when she nearly died a year ago from the pills. Elle King (Rob Schneider)

8. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#8**

This couple split a long time ago. They were always unconventional in their marriage and in their split. They are both A listers but different fields of entertainment. One is foreign born. They have kids. They also tell each other each time they have sex with another person in order to be transparent. She will probably figure out a way to monetize that for the rest of us. Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin

9. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#9**

This A- list mostly movie actor who sounds like he cleans a lot left behind a few sex toys and handcuffs after a recent hotel stay. Apparently the handcuffs were installed in such a way that the bed actually needed to be replaced because they could not be removed without damaging the bed. Armie Hammer (Santa Barbara International Film Festival Honors Judi Dench With Annual Kirk Douglas Award For Excellence In Film)

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#10**

Someone should really go speak to that permanent A list director about the 10 year old girl he was seen with a national chain candy store in NYC last week. He called her his granddaughter. Umm, he does not have any grandchildren.

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#11**

This B+ list actor/writer married to a permanent A-/A lister was getting orally serviced by a woman not his wife in the back of a town car after an event this week. Justin Theroux/Jennifer Aniston (An Evening Honoring Louis Vuitton And Nicolas Ghesquiere)

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/01 **#12**

Why yes, that was this one season reality star wonder who has actual talent and is probably B listish right now. Very young. Also bulimic judging by the amount of food she ate and then purged at a big event this week. Grace Vanderwaal (eleventh season winner of "America's Got Talent") (Billboard Women In Music 2017)

13. MR. X 12/01

Back in the day, there was a de facto studio head that was the Harvey Weinstein of his day. There was no female actress it seems that he didn't assault. It was a who's who of A list actresses that he assaulted, impregnated, and got abortions for.

Harvey Of Old Hollywood/wife: Eddie Mannix/Toni Lanier

#1 - This permanent A lister who has a celebrity offspring who is a permanent A lister was raped by him when she was underage but fought him off as she got older. Judy Garland/Liza Minnelli

#2 - During a sex party gone wrong, he is suspected of being the killer of this at the time A list mostly television actor. The actor was also having sex with our Harvey's wife, so that also contributed to it. George Reeves

#3 - Our old time Harvey tried to pin the murder on an actress who co-starred with the A lister. Apparently she kicked our Harvey in the balls once when he tried to assault her. Lucille Ball

#4 - He said he destroyed this stag film that the mean actress who was a permanent A lister made before she was famous. He didn't though and would blackmail her with it whenever he wanted to have sex with her. Joan Crawford

#5 - Reporters should ask the aging actress who has been in the news this week about her being assaulted by him too. She was, multiple times. Angela Lansbury

Scandals of Classic Hollywood

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/02 **#1**

There has rarely been a more grateful cast and crew to have an almost television show canceled. No one liked working with the internet star turned actress. Fame went to her head so long ago she thought she was someone people should bow and grovel before. Colleen Ballinger (Miranda Sings "Haters Back Off!")

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/02 **#2**

One person who wants to do Celebrity Big Brother is this former A list cable reality star turned celebrity DJ turned reality star of his old show. Anyway, his one demand was there be a former Baywatch actress on the show. Apparently he has made it his goal to have sex with every female member of the cast and has actually hooked up with several. The one who will probably be cast is the one who sounds like a bad Greek nightclub. Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio ("Jersey Shore")/Carmen Electra

16. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/02 **#3**

Sexual harassment wouldn't get this A list director to stand down and honestly, it probably wouldn't get him fired. He would just be suspended. The underage sex he is trying to write checks for right now though would end his career. Although, cc: Woody Allen. Bryan Singer ("Bohemian Rhapsody") guess the check wasn't big enough considering the lawsuit filed yesterday

17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/02 **#4**

This A list singer collected a few phone numbers from female fans while his wife was involved in a major life event several floors up. Jason Aldean/Brittany Kerr (birth of son)

18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/02 **#5**

Apparently things are not great between this A- list mostly movie actress and her A- list actor husband who is also a former co-star. She believes the rape victims of his best friend and he does not. He thinks all women lie when it comes to that type of thing and is really showing just how much he still hates women. Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher/Danny Masterson

19. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/02 **#6**

A New Predator To The List: The stories keep piling up with the things this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee did to women. Apparently his favorite game was to tell women he is gay so it was OK if he saw them naked and that because he is gay it didn't mean anything if he groped them or did all kinds of inappropriate things. Apparently he got married the first time to give him some cover from some allegations that were headed his way. Also with that marriage, he got to explore his sexual choices so to speak and his A list wife also introduced him to plenty of willing young models who he would photograph. He said it was for a book he was producing. There was no book, but there were many nude photo shoots and a lot of sexual assaults of the models he was photographing. Later in life has switched things up and in his second marriage used his wife as cover for him to meet women who were his fans from earlier in life and would seduce them. If seduction didn't work, he would often force himself on to them. When his wife got tired of covering for him or hearing back from friends that her husband had been awful to one woman or another, she moved on. Now, he is with someone much much younger and has a new way to meet women with his new girlfriend who is introducing him to women in foreign countries who will be very quiet or more discreet about the activities the couple is forcing them into.

A list actor: Richard Gere

A list wife: Cindy Crawford

Second wife: Carey Lowell

Younger girlfriend: Spanish-born girlfriend Alejandra Silva

20. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/02 **#7**

This celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister was off drugs for so long then hooked up with that close pseudo family member/former A list actor who not only had sex with her even though he has an actress girlfriend but got her using again. She then got involved in that horrible relationship with a gold digging guy. Now, she is smoking meth and shooting up heroin and no one is looking after her or watching out for her. Everyone just wants a good time and for her to pay for it. Paris Jackson (Tyler Green)/Macaulay Culkin (Brenda Song)

21. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/03 **#1**

This former Disney actress has not been working much as of late. She landed a nice long arc in a very popular pay cable show. It seems that most actresses that are on that show get naked at some point or another (not GOT) and our former Disney actress was no exception. This is a first for her. Anyway, her famous on the internet boyfriend freaked out about it and dumped her even though they had been dating a really long time. Sammi Hanratty ("Shameless")/Lucas Watson

22. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/03 **#2**

This generally out of control A- list mostly television actor from that hit cable show that has a ton of spinoffs now has a new party buddy. The guy is supposed to be a bodyguard, but considering he is also a drug dealer, this will probably work out poorly for all involved. Norman Reedus

23. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/03 **#3**

It is going to be a whole full circle thing when this former 80's actor gets busted for all those passed out women he has groped and assaulted in his guest bedroom. Often times a family member would join in too. Corey Feldman/Courtney Anne Mitchell; Emilio Estevez/Charlie Sheen

24. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/03 **#4**

This almost television couple is a couple in real life too. Both were being their usual coke head selves when the guy in this couple decided to get into a fight with another guy. That caused the girlfriend to get shoved to the ground. She then went into a rage when she saw the vial of coke had fallen to the ground and shattered. Charlie Heaton/Natalia Dyer ("Stranger Things")

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/03 **#5**

This still technically married one named singer had sex with a married guy at a party last night for some studio time and a song. Fergie (DJ Khaled's star-studded birthday bash)

26. MR. X 12/04 **#1**

OLD HOLLYWOOD HARVEY: OHH raped two future First Ladies. One when she was a chorus girl who left the studio after she was assaulted by OHH at a theater exhibitors convention where she and several other women were passed around . Her silence was bought unlike one of the other girls at the party who went to the police and unsuccessfully tried to sue the studio. OHH encountered the future First Lady at a political fundraiser for her husband that he crashed, OHH was thrown out after the husband heard he was there.

OHH: Eddie Mannix

First Lady #1: Pat Nixon

First Lady #2: Nancy Reagan

27. MR. X 12/04 **#2**

OLD HOLLYWOOD HARVEY: Future First Lady #2 fought back against OHH and his advances, and saw her roles in movies get smaller and smaller. On the advice of her husband, who had heard plenty of stories about OHH from fellow stars, she quit acting altogether. OHH spread those untrue rumors that she was promiscuous and gave good head. Nancy Reagan (Ronald Reagan)

28. MR. X 12/04 **#3**

OLD HOLLYWOOD HARVEY: This permanent A+ list actress was assaulted several times by OHH when she was underage, as she got older OHH set her up with several rich men to sleep with for money. One of those men was the guy who would become her first husband. Elizabeth Taylor/Conrad Hilton

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#1**

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress only wants to reprise her character in other installments that don't also feature this A-/B+ list actor/singer. She can't stand him and the way he was always hitting on her during their last movie together. She says it was constant and unwanted. Margot Robbie/Jared Leto ("Suicide Squad")

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#2**

It is going to be really interesting when guys come forward from a few years back and start talking about how this B+ list actress who probably won't ever act again used to charge by the hour for companionship. Meghan Markle

31. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#3**

This A- list mostly movie actor who got his start on late night is more worried than his frequent co-stars. They have their own sexual harassment problems, but our actor has been scrambling to speak to women from his past who are speaking to the media right now. Because he is usually dependent on others for parts, it would be a long long road back for him. Jason Sudeikas

32. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#4**

This married alliteration actor has not really been seen since his hit network show days. Yes, I mean he has done some one offs and had a recurring, but nothing like that hit show. Right now, he is trying to avoid talking to anyone about those orgies he threw for the missing A list director. I'm guessing there were not many i.d.'s checked at the door. Matthew Morrison ("Glee")/Bryan Singer

33. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#5**

I have written about this singer before. I have written about him a few times. He is not foreign born, but many people think he is. He had a number one song all of you know and then it went downhill from there. Below is the experience of one woman at a recent concert when she was assaulted by the singer. He threatened to sue her to try to keep her from sharing her story. Hey everybody, so this is gonna be a bit of a long post, but I ask you to PLEASE take the time to read the whole thing. This is about an experience I recently had that I think is extremely important to spread awareness about, especially with the #metoo movement and so many brave young women coming forward and sharing their stories. The purpose of this post is not so much to get personal legal justice for myself, but to try to prevent other women from being in a similar situation. So PLEASE take the time to read to the end, and please share it after! On Monday night (Nov.27), I went to a concert. During the show the performer brought us up on stage, which we were excited about and thought was fun. He then invited us backstage, which again, we thought was fun. Once there, one of his buddies offered us drinks. I know the number one rule is to not accept drinks from strangers, but I was in a group and was with someone whose music I have listened to for years and so for some reason trusted, which I shouldn't have. My friend and I were roofied. From here on my memory is a little hazy, and some of this is what my friends told me and from looking back at my phone the next day. Backstage, the performer was putting his hand down my pants and grabbing me. The other girls in the room said that I just seemed drunk, but that I seemed consensual (because I WAS DRUGGED) so they didn't intervene. He then invited us onto his tour bus. This is where I got separated from my friend, who was also drugged. Speaking to her the next day, she says she has a few vivid memories but other than that, she was blacked out for most of the night. After losing her, some other girlfriends and I ended up on the performers tour bus but somehow, luckily, we didn't stay there long. When I left the tour bus, I went to McDonald's with some of my good friends. The performer and one of his people began texting me and then came to McDonald's and tried to get me back onto the tour bus. In those texts, my responses were extremely willing and responsive because I was under the influence of a drug. So, at this point, I was so out of it I would have gone. However my friends noticed I was off and intervened. I feel VERY lucky that my friends knew the difference between drunk and drugged. I think this is a pattern with the performer and his crew, because since Monday I have heard of other girls that think they were also drugged at his other shows. Also I've since seen a bunch of similar allegations against him online. In the first 48 hours after, I think I was still in denial of the whole thing and so didnt go get tested for drugs in my system. Because of this, there is nothing I can do in terms of legal justice. The cop I spoke to said he believed me, but that theres no legal action to take as I don't have any real evidence other than my word. I was sexually assaulted but not raped, thanks to the intervention of my friends. However, some girls at his other shows may not be so lucky. I feel so frustrated and sickened by the idea of him or any man doing this to other girls, I wanted to try to warn other young women. You dont think this is going to happen to you until it does. So PLEASE share this post and help spread my story to warn other young women who are planning on going to this performer's show, and any performer's show. Don't trust people simply because they're in the public eye. Sean Kingston

34. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#6**

This older permanent A list singer/actress/performer is near death. She has so many health problems, but still refuses to stop boozing and taking pills. Liza Minnelli

35. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#7**

This foreign born closeted former boy bander turned A- list singer is cheating on his long time athlete boyfriend with a guy from his road crew. Harry Styles/Xander Ritz

36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#8**

This former A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has basically been reduced to hooking up with guys for money and drugs. Whatever paychecks she is picking up for direct to OnDemand movies are just paying off past debts. Tatum O'Neal

37. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#9**

Unlike Georgina, I think the wife of this A+ list producer all of you know is going to be shocked when she hears the stories of the women the producer assaulted and harassed and casting couched. Most of this happened before he got married this time. If you ever said yes to a date with him, you were going to have to fight him off. Brian Grazer

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#10**

For the past couple of weeks I have been talking about the drug use of this foreign born A- list dual threat actress. Producers are starting to get wise to it and her meth face is not helping either. Ruby Rose

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/04 **#11**

Blackmail Marriage: I guess this is back in the day. When you are stretching back past two decades, it seems like the right thing to call it. The thing is though, despite being back in the day, the three main players in this blind are all known to you. They are known to people who just are checkout stand tabloid cover readers. EP was making a movie when she met WB. At the time, EP was pretty close to A list. She was also in the tabloids a lot. If back then had been today, everyone would have known about her out of control drug use and the crazy sexual situations she was involved in on almost daily basis with her equally out of control actor boyfriend, who we will call MS. Anyway, EP and WB made a movie and they got along really well. They became friends. Fast forward just a touch and WB is off to make another movie. He made the movie with an actress we will call VC. They were long time friends and made the movie to help each other out. It was a movie that would change the life of multiple people and destroy the lives of many others too. WB is in the closet. Everyone knows this, but he continues to pretend he doesn't like men. At the time though, he was using a lot of drugs and the objects of his sexual lust were the teen boys who were numerous on the set. Things were out of control. He molested and sexually assaulted multiple teens during filming of the movie. I'm guessing VC would probably call it an intervention. I would call it extortion or blackmail. VC filmed one of the encounters and gave it to some people who were kind of managing the career of WB. Those people had a discussion with WB and said he needed to do what they told him or they would leak the video and he would not only lose his career, he would go to jail. They had big plans for him and apparently those big plans were more important than what happened to those kids. They put him in a house for two months and got him sober. They also told him he needed to get married. He asked multiple women and his people offered some women. None of the women agreed until he asked EP. She was in a really bad place herself and WB's people agreed to make her problems go away if she agreed to marry WB. Done and done. All these people know what happened to those boys and have done nothing. Money and fame and power were much more important than the lives of the boys they devastated. One of those teens spoke up a few years ago and a team of lawyers rained down on him and he went silent. He was crushed by the other side and later tried to commit suicide.

EP: Kelly Preston

Out of control boyfriend: Charlie Sheen (accidentally shot her in the arm)

WB: John Travolta

Movie: "The Experts"

VC: Kirstie Alley

Movie: "Look Whos Talking"

Group: Scientology

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#1**

This former A- list mostly television actor who crashed and burned as the lead of one movie after famously turning down a franchise is not married. His long time girlfriend is though and for some reason keeps filing and withdrawing her divorce petitions with her husband. Maybe not so much true love with the actor after all. Charlie Hunnman (TV: "Sons of Anarchy") (MOVIE: "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword") (FRANCHISE TURNED DOWN: "Fifty Shades of Grey")/Morgana McNelis

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#2**

This permanent A list singer from an initialed band that is also permanently A list is really sweating things out right now. My guess is that underage teen boy he kept sexually assaulting who starred in one of his videos is probably not the only underage teen he slept with. Michael Stipe ("It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)") (Noah Ray)

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#3**

If nothing comes up, than this former Oscar nominee who is an A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family has a good chance at another Oscar nomination or win. The problem he is facing is we already know he likes underage girls. It is on record. Nothing happened to him before. Now, there are going to be others who are underage going on the record again. A few years ago we somehow let him get away with it, but he won't this time and all that Oscar buzz will be gone. James Franco (something did come up and it happened exactly like the blind said it would)

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#4**

This foreign born permanent A list model was at an award show and was asking every single person if they could let her have a little bump of coke. Apparently one guy said yes because she was over by his side every 10 minutes. Naomi Campbell ("The Fashion Awards 2017 In Partnership With Swarovski")

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#5**

This A list director just can't help himself. He just keeps trolling for models on social media and has several accounts where he pretends to be 17 or 18 to find guys that age or younger. Bryan Singer

45. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#6**

Apparently the religious studies of this talk show host and her husband include hiring a female escort this weekend when they were out of town. Guess they thought no one would notice. Adrienne Bailon/Israel Houghton

46. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#7**

I don't know if there was sex, but I do know the only reason this A- list singer solo and in a group went overseas to this particular country is because a guy was willing to pay her six figures to go out to dinner. Hey, her boyfriend cheats all the time, so maybe this was her way of paying him back. Gwen Stefani (in Dubai)/Blake Shelton

47. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#8**

Our favorite foreign born A- list model/wannabe actress/beard, was being courted by an athlete who is the same caliber as one of her previous beards. Well, she and her current beard spent very little time together any longer, so it is not fooling anyone. Irina Shayk/Lewis Hamilton (Cristiano Ronaldo)/Bradley Cooper

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#9**

KINDNESS: Other than me including a description of the actor, I'm just going to post this as it was written by the person telling the story. When a friend's son (who was, so tragically, dying from an incurable illness) made a wish: to meet this former A list mostly movie actor but was probably C- list outside that iconic franchise, it fell on me -- the only person the dad knew who worked in the film business -- to make a call. I called his agent and explained that this lovely boy watched the franchise every day and wanted to meet NOT the actor, but, rather, the actual CHARACTER that he played. The agent begrudgingly said he'd call the actor, but also said not to get my hopes up. 90 seconds later I got a call from the actor, who immediately said yes and gave me his home address. He not only met with the boy, but spent hours answering question after question (sometimes the same ones repeatedly), AS the character. Even posting this now makes me teary. He was compassionate, kind, and patient. And it literally meant the world to this kid and his family. Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker "Star Wars")

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#10**

All it will take is a reporter asking this foreign born B list actress directly asking who assaulted her son and she will spill. When she does it will bring down at least one half of this Hollywood family duo and their countless A list clients will run away so quickly and pretend they never heard a word about it before then. Jane Seymour (Sean Flynn)/Kevin Huvane (Creative Artists Agency)

50. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#11**

As far as I can tell, the purpose of the trip out of the country for this former A- list mostly television actress turned probably won't work again for being outspoken was to try heroin in as pure a form as possible. Rose McGowan (India)

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#12**

I know that it is an extremely popular reality show and the season premiere was very recent, but it is getting really old that we are to believe one of the stars is not gay. They try to do everything they can, including ridiculous story lines to make us believe he is straight. He isn't. There are too many men in this town who have paid too many dollars to him for sex that will tell you otherwise. Don't even get me started on one of his cable bosses and what they have done together. Jax Taylor ("Vanderpump Rules")/Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/05 **#13**

The Boys Club: There is a big name out there. A very big name. He can take down a whole lot of people with him. He is a writer and producer and we call him BC. Along with an already shamed A list actor, he was the first to force this A list director to have sex with him for a future in Hollywood. BC passed that same trait on to the director. BC has several production partners. Each of them are a little piece to the puzzle. Each of them owns a company which is directly involved with other companies that all are mixed and matched with BC and his two partners. One of those projects is a boys club. An actual club similar to a boys and girls club. One where for some reason, girls are not allowed. They only want to help "boys." The partner of BC who started this was groomed and shaped by the A list director who is a very frequent guest to the club and a very frequent viewer of the footage from the cameras installed everywhere in the club. There are estimates that maybe a hundred boys have been molested by this group and their business partners. It could be more. There is another secret player behind all of this and that is an offspring of one of the partners who is also a lawyer. They pay her a lot of money which she spends on partying and she handles all the shell games with the companies.

BC: Gary Goddard

A list director: Bryan Singer

A list actor: Kevin Spacey

53. LAINEY GOSSIP 12/06

Not just celebrity real estate news. It would be major, major celebrity real estate news. About a piece of property that once belonged to an iconic entertainer. What was once a happy place became associated with controversy and then pretty much abandoned. Someone however, supposedly wants to restore its glory. But enough to buy it? Certain family members of another arguably iconic entertainer of this generation are going around telling people that hes purchased the estate. And that he will be putting it all back together, devoting considerable resources to upgrading the space and making it worthy of our dreams again. Allegedly hes already spent some time there undercover. Its not known when he would make the announcement, if an announcement is to be made at all. Because these family members arent always reliable. And because of their reputations, members of his team take care to keep information on a need to know basis. Either theyre full of a sh-t then or theyd be potentially jeopardising a huge acquisition. If this goes through, though, if this is true, its a fairytale story. Almost unbelievable. Michael Jacksons "Neverland Ranch"/Kanye West

54. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#1**

When seen out in public, this former A list talk show host seems contrite and regretful. Still pretends he is happily married. So, we should just forget about that blonde college student who has been crashing at his place for the past week? Matt Lauer

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#2**

This B+ list mostly television actress who is on what qualifies as a hit show for this cable network has been in our lives since she was a tween and who all of you know. She has had a hard time letting go of her ex and is still hooking up with him. Her current boyfriend has broken up with her before because of it and probably will again when he finds out this time. Hilary Duff ("Younger")/Matthew Koma

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#3**

This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who stars on hit pay cable show tried to convince his soon to be wife/co-star that he was always faithful to her. Apparently though, she must have finally listened to her actress co-star who says she thought she was getting engaged to the actor and now it looks like both have kicked the actor to the curb. Kit Harington ("Game of Thrones")/Rose Leslie/Emilia Clarke

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#4**

Even though this A list pro athlete told this A list rapper than he is gay, and in the closet, the rapper said she wanted to see if she could umm, get him to completion. So, she orally serviced him right at the club where they were and apparently succeeded. That being said, he still went home to his long time boyfriend. Odell Beckham Jr./Nicki Minaj ("Prive Reveaux Launch")

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#5**

This former MTV VJ who everyone who watched thought was creepy lost his job a decade ago because he was doing drugs and having sex with a college student who had a famous dad. Apparently the VJ brought up the name of a college student/"Club Kid" he also used to have sex with who was murdered. That case drew huge national attention. The college student complained to his parents that he thought the VJ was going to kill him or have him killed. The parents called someone and the next thing you know, the VJ was gone and has not really worked since. Kurt Loder

59. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#6**

If you look older than 18, this Emmy winning director/choreographer wants nothing to do with you. If you are, or look younger, than he will be all over you and you better know that he is going to try and get you to have sex with him. If you don't, he will just sexually assault you until you can push him off. Just ask the stars of that cable television movie franchise why they won't make another installment even though their careers could use the boost? It is because he gets to decide if he wants to direct it and they had enough of his terror to last a lifetime. Do you remember that blind item I wrote a few weeks back about a movie that this foreign born former A+ list superhero made back in the day and how the whole set was just people having sex and being out of control? Guess who worked on that movie and tried to have sex with everyone? Yep, this jerk.

Director/choreographer: Kenny Ortega

Cable television movie franchise: "High School Musical"

Former A+ list superhero: Christian Bale

Movie: "Newsies"

60. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#7**

I wish that this convicted child molester who is probably still a B list celebrity was losing his home. The recent legal action against him though just means that he will start charging higher prices for guests to come stay at his out of the country resort for underage sex. Maybe this will affect his ability to pay bribes though and will get him killed. Joe Francis

61. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#8**

KINDNESS: Like many kindness posts, I just have edited to include descriptions rather than the names. Years ago. When this former A+ list network hit was new and big, my best friend in school had been diagnosed with stage 4 terminal cancer. Most people with this cancer die within 6 months, and at the time of this kindness, she was on month 9. She came to my apartment, crying, because her boyfriend had broken up with her over the phone on her way to my place. So rather than whatever plans we had that night, we went to the hot restaurant in LA at the time because my best friend had always wanted to go. We were students and poor so we couldn't afford it, but we went anyway because if there was ever a night to do something you couldn't afford, that was it. Anyway, my friend's favorite show was the one mentioned above and this was a show night. We went to eat really early because she wanted to be back to see it (TiVo was still new, so this was back when you had to watch a show on its air slot). We'd just gotten seated, when the host of the show walked in and sat at the booth with four other people across from us. My friend was completely starstruck and thrilled just to sit across from the host of her favorite show. When she went to go to the bathroom, I got up (aided by several drinks), went to the host's booth, stopped their conversation and said 'I'm sorry but my friend is really sick and she's had a bad day and really loves your show. Will you come talk to her?' I started crying somewhere in there, too. Without hesitation, the host stopped his conversation, left his dinner and came over to our table so when she came back from the bathroom he was sitting in her chair and there to surprise her. She was so shocked, and so thrilled. The host stayed there for 15 minutes talking to her, giving her some fun show gossip and inviting her to a taping. We were his guests at the next taping, and he wore a yellow watch band (like the livestrong bands) and came over to talk to her before the show, between every commercial break, and after the show. He told other stars on the show about her, so they came over during the breaks, too. She was on cloud nine that night, and couldn't have been made to feel more special. She died a few months later, and this was one of the last great memories I have with her while she was still well enough to be out. I will love this host forever for that. Ryan Seacrest/"American Idol"

62. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#9**

Earlier this year and late last year, I wrote about this former reality star who loves to have people think she is a victim. She has produced some celebrity offspring. I told you about the string of women she hooks up with wealthy men for a cut of the take. Somehow, she has managed to get a new reality show where the women will be coming to her so she doesn't even need to be proactive. Plus, it will be publicity for all the women who will be on the show which means higher fees. Yolanda (Foster) Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills") (Bella and Gigi Hadid) ("Making A Model With Yolanda Hadid")

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#10**

This former? A- list reality star is making his celebrity offspring girlfriend give lapdances to their bodyguard and other prospective clients of the A- lister. Scott Disick/Sofia Richie

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#11**

This foreign born still one hit wonder got dinner, but got turned down by the guy she was meeting when she quoted a rate for an after dinner performance. Iggy Azalea

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#12**

This A+ list mostly movie actor is receiving death threats from people he suspects are associated with his A+ list actress ex. Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/06 **#13**

The Web: Ever wonder why one widow looks like she is grieving every day, all day, and the other looks like she is getting ready to party all the time? Well, lets go back in time a bit to the first widow. We all know she is a black widow who only cares about herself and her survival. Right up there with that is how much she loves money and fame. So, when a couple of people came to her and offered her a great deal of money to make some of her past crimes and foibles go away, she was all ears. When they offered her a chance at her own reality show down the road, she really listened. When they told her that her A- list (PJ) celebrity husband was going to divorce her and enforce that prenup, she was 100% on board. They provided her with drugs that were much stronger versions of the ones her husband used to take. Her job was to get him hooked again. They told her exactly what to do, and how to do it every step of the way. When that first wire transfer hit a relatives bank, she was the most enthusiastic helper ever. She might not have been there to commit the actual crime, but she was part of the conspiracy to kill him and she has had no problems with the money and fame she has received after his death. She is so greedy and so concerned with herself that she never even asked more than a few questions about why anyone would want her husband dead. Contrast her situation with another widow. A widow who became one not that long after the first. She was married to an A- lister (RJ) herself. She would never have done anything to harm her husband. Nothing. Someone could have offered her millions of dollars and she would say no. Every day she grieves for her dead husband. She grieves for her family. She also grieves for the people that her husband and the other A- lister were trying to help. Her husband was an inspiration to so many troubled youth and teens. Naturally those people reached out to the A- lister when they struggled. About a year or so before his death he was told by one of the teens that he had been sexually abused. The teen talked about others who had all been abused at the hands of the same group of people. The teen named some names and our A- lister knew who some of the people were. In fact, he knew one of them really well. That one is a permanent A+ lister who has been known in the past to make his problems go away permanently. When our A- lister approached him, the A+ lister advised him to not pursue things any further and to let the matter drop. It was shortly after that conversation that our A- lister talked to his friend PJ and told him what the teens had said and his conversation with the A+ lister. At that point, PJ and RJ went and spoke to the A+ lister. This time, they were warned more strongly and threats were made about their careers which the A+ lister could destroy. PJ and RJ started interviewing the teens and recording the interviews. No one knows how that information got back to the A+ lister. Did PJ or RJ or both send him a video?

PJ: Chris Cornell (Vicky)

RJ: Chester Bennington (Talinda)

A+ lister: David Geffen

67. POPBITCH 12/07

(British blog)

Which tabloid favourite set up a paparazzi shoot that was so eye-poppingly awful that she hasn't actually been able to sell the shots to anyone yet? The larger-than-life reality TV star thought it would be a good idea to be photographed in a series of poses, entirely naked, sitting on her toilet. Gemma Collins

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#1**

This married foreign born A list celebrity/host who has worked on both sides of the Atlantic says a lot of things in public about being pious. He is very outspoken. He also hits on Instagram models continuously and hooks up with them frequently. Somehow he leaves all of that out when he is having one of his public meltdowns. Piers Morgan

69. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#2**

It took forever to finally get rid of Danny Masterson and now, another serial groper/assaulter is being pressured by the same forces to keep his job. He was all but gone, but apparently the group knows where to apply pressure and the A-/B+ list mostly television actor from multiple almost television shows will continue working. Jeffrey Tambor ("Transparent") ("Arrested Development")

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#3**

I can't wait for the guys that this married, now former B+ list reality star from a huge family of reality stars used to have sex with out of the country, confront him. There is no way he stopped when he came back to the US, so there are probably some guys he has been with here too but are maybe afraid to say anything. His more famous wife knows about the guys and that tragic death outside the country but stays silent. She won't ever leave him. Derick Dillard/Jill Duggar (German Daniel Serrano Orellana in El Salvador)

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#4**

This foreign born former A list tweener singer who is A-/B+ list now as an adult is going to keep dropping if he doesn't lay off the meth. At a recent endorsement shoot it took forever because he was so out of control and wasted. Zayn Malik

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#5**

This permanent A list mostly movie actor has a little vanity project. He is by no means the only actor or actress who would rather be on the road singing rather than acting. Strange thing about this actor is that he is heterosexual when he is in LA or working on a film, but when he is playing in that side project, he prefers the company of guys exclusively. Jamie Foxx ("White Famous")

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#6**

It looks like fans of this foreign born A list dual threat actor who was really not that great of a triple threat could be happy soon. Very soon. Like after the holidays soon an announcement will be made the couple is splitting. I don't think any couple can handle the outside pressure and the mystery that has surrounded them from day one. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#7**

This B list singer is probably a B- list actress. She has one name. Seems higher on the list than she really should be because of how well she keeps her name out there. She dated this foreign born A list DJ for a bit and says every single time they tried to have sex he couldn't get to attention so to speak. Might be the reason he lasted so long with that A+ lister. Tinashe/Calvin Harris/Taylor Swift

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#8**

Recently in Chicago, this A- list rapper had a group of strippers in his hotel suite and apparently had sex with several of them. I'm sure his A+ list reality star girlfriend loves hearing these things every other day. The stripper I spoke to said she had unprotected sex with the rapper. So, also good news for the girlfriend. Travis Scott/Kylie Jenner

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#9**

This former morning show head is going to "step down" after a certain winter sporting event. If his name comes up before then, he won't be allowed to set his own terms. Same for the person who was demoted at the same network. Mike Tirico

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#10**

Lindsay Lohan had an interesting discussion last night with this cable reality star. When I say discussion, I mean arguing. Apparently there is a recent client that the cable reality star snagged that Lindsay really wanted for herself. If they had been at any other location, I have no doubt they would have had more than just words for each other. Stassi Schroeder ("Vanderpump Rules")/"DailyMail Unwrap The Holidays Party"

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#11**

There is no secret I have had disagreements in the past with this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who travels from show to show on that almost network. She is a celebrity offspring and has been exceedingly generous to a family member to the tune of several hundred thousand dollars. The fact that family member made sure to shaft her, and to do so in a way the public sees, and without her having a chance to speak up, says a lot about the jerk. Katie Cassidy/David Cassidy leaving her out of his will

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#12**

I'm shocked at how many times this foreign born A-/B+ list dual threat actress lets her foreign born A- list mostly television actor boyfriend who is one of many to play an iconic role, humiliate her. He cheats and is not even shy about it. Lily James/Matt Smith ("Doctor Who")

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/07 **#13**

She Wants To Talk: With everything that is going on right now, this former A list mostly television actress (MD) who all of you know, wanted to talk about something that has been bothering her for almost two decades. When she confronted this former A+ list mostly television actor (ML) about it, he threatened not only her life, but also with financial ruin from his legal team. He also said that even if she managed to let people know, that he could take her down with him. Here is what happened. Back in the day MD and ML were co-stars. They were both cheating on their significant others. ML and MD shared a love of talking about age inappropriate sex and roleplayed it and even watched child porn together. They did this for years. Then, they started talking about it for real. The next thing you know, they were having sex with an offspring of MD when the offspring was probably in kindergarten or just before. This went on for about six months to a year before the show ended and the two co-stars drifted apart. Now, the person ML was with at the time in a relationship would help him with his fantasies but drew the line at finding someone real and had no idea that ML had been sexually molesting and abusing a young child. Fast forward a bit more and ML and MD end up together again in a drug induced haze and they take turns abusing MD's offspring again. This time the offspring decides to tell someone and tells her dad. The dad does not go public but does split with MD and takes the offspring with him. He also shares the info with the significant other of ML who also walks away from the relationship she had with ML. Fast forward a few more years. ML and MD no longer get together because ML has found another woman in his life who shares the same fantasies and is also willing to do it in real life too. She offers up her offspring. A boy this time. When the boy tries to fight them, ML and the woman force him to take some drugs to make him more compliant. They screw him up to the point with drugs, where he will probably be messed up his entire life. As for MD's offspring? She is a mess. Years and years of therapy and being forced into silence by everyone close to her. She has been in and out of rehab and has tried to kill herself. She is being used by men two and three times her age. So, MD may be talking now, but she never spoke before, and she is as guilty as ML.

MD: Heather Locklear

ML: Charlie Sheen

Show: "Spin City" (1999 - 2002)

Other show: "Two and a Half Men" (2004)

MLs significant other: Denise Richards

MDs offspring: Ava Sambora (born 1997)

Offsprings father: Richie Sambora (files of divorce in 2006 and wins joint custody)

MLs new woman: Julie Stambler (former nanny of his eight-year-old twins Bob and Max)

81. JESSICA CHASTAIN 12/08

Jessica Chastain was told to "calm down" after she took a stand against disgraced producer Harvey Weinstein. The 40-year-old actress took to Twitter in October to share a series of tweets in which she claimed she was "warned" about the alleged behaviour of the producer, who has been accused of sexually harassing over 80 women in a 30-year period. And now, Jessica has revealed that after sending the tweets, she received an email from a "well-known actor" who told her to stop speaking out on the social media site. Speaking during an appearance on 'The Graham Norton Show' which airs on Friday (08.12.17), the 'Molly's Game' actress said: "I was tweeting a lot at the time and actually got an email from a well-known actor that said: 'Calm down'. I found that heartbreaking and can only think he didn't understand the movement that was happening." In her tweets - which were sent on October 9 - Jessica revealed she had been made aware of 65-year-old Weinstein "from the beginning" of her career, and urged other men to speak up about what they may have witnessed. She wrote: "I was warned from the beginning. The stories were everywhere. To deny that is to create an environment for it to happen again. "Yes. Im sick of the media demanding only women speak up. What about the men? Perhaps many are afraid to look at their own behavior..... (sic)" It comes after the 'Zero Dark Thirty' actress claimed in an interview last month that she had her own altercation with Weinstein after he tried to get her to set him up with her friend, and thinks that Hollywood as a whole have been "complicit" in letting his alleged actions slide. She said: "Yeah, he tried to get me to pimp out my best friend Jess Weixler. Like very flirtatious, 'Oh I've got such a crush on her - you got to help me.' He's incredibly friendly but also very volatile. He normalised the abuse. "But everyone in this industry is complicit. We're all part of the problem. I heard the rumours even before I entered the industry. So we have to ask ourselves, why was it okay? Why are agents sending actresses to meetings in hotel rooms?" Matt Damon

82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#1**

It was no accident this A list director was spotted in LA and that he answered questions. The whole thing had been planned out in advance with the person who runs the operation. He himself had been given his instructions by someone even more powerful. Bryan Singer/Harvey Levin (TMZ)/David Geffen

83. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#2**

This very married former A+ list politician who once ran for the big one and all of you know is cheating on his wife with this B list author/blogger. Ted Cruz/Amanda Carpenter

84. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#3**

I wrote about this foreign born A- list mostly television actor yesterday. The one who has played the ever changing role. Anyway, one of his favorite ways to cheat on his actress girlfriend is to throw out names of actresses in public and social media. If they get in touch, then he sets up a lunch or dinner. He thinks because he is being so open about the meetings that no one knows he is cheating. Apparently he has been much more aggressive lately at these meetings to the point where he just meets them for coffee and after five minutes suggests they go have sex. If they say no, he just leaves. Matt Smith (Lily James) (Kim Kardashian) (Selena Gomez)

85. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#4**

This very tall foreign born B+ list dual threat actress from a very hit pay cable show and a movie franchise had some nose surgery during the downtime from her show. Years of coke abuse had made it unstable and then getting hit on set was just the final straw. Gwendoline Christie ("Game of Thrones") ("Star Wars: The Last Jedi")

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#5**

If you think Fergie wins the award for most wasted at an award show, you would be wrong. Yes, she got up on stage and was embarrassing, but this former manufactured group singer turned solo who has that name alliteration thing going on had to be prodded to stay conscious for much of the last 45 minutes of the show she attended. Way too many pills. Camila Cabello ("L'Oreal Women Of Worth Awards")

87. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#6**

This A list former tweener show actress who was always older than her character and was outfamed by someone on her eponymous show was harassed while shooting an episode of network television recently. She said the lead actor, who is permanently A list television did a lot of touching and groping but she didn't say anything because she has not been working very much as of late. Victoria Justice (Ariana Grande/"Victorious")/Matt LeBlanc ("Man with a Plan")

88. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#7**

This B+ list singer/producer who is married to a former A+ list singer and loves a letter in the alphabet a lot is out of town. He is telling all the women he is hitting on that he and his wife have split. Their relationship has always been in the shadows, but usually he just cheats with no explanations given. Swizz Beatz (Alicia Keys) (in Miami)

89. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#8**

This Teen Mom had one injection too many recently and now a portion of her face is paralyzed. It will wear off in the next few weeks but apparently it is quite the sight to watch her try and eat. She has the most bizarre things happen to her because she goes to the least expensive clinics she can find. Farah Abraham

90. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#9**

This has to be awkward. This limo driver says that last night he was driving this A list rapper and his girlfriend to a very big event. He was chatting up the rapper and then noticed the rapper was getting orally serviced by the girlfriend. The driver stopped talking, but the rapper kept right on talking the whole time. They got to the event, but the rapper told the driver to go around the block a couple of times because the girlfriend hadn't finished the job yet. After that happened, the driver was allowed to pull up. Wiz Khalifa (POSSIBLY: Izabela Guedes ("2017 GQ Men Of The Year Party")

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#10**

At the same party as the one attended by #9, this B list actor celebrity offspring showed he has the addiction gene of one parent and the a-hole gene of the other parent. Wasted and treating his date like crap. Seems about right. Christian Combs ("2017 GQ Men Of The Year Party")(Sean (P. Diddy) Combs/Kim Porter)

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#11**

This former Disney actress has been shilling for that religious group while on an ensemble concert tour. Apparently it is getting annoying and the other singers/groups/crew are staying away from her now. Hailee Steinfeld (Hillsong Church) ("2017 iHeartRadio Jingle Ball Tour" Presented by Capital One)

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#12**

This former A+ list tweener actress has an intermittent franchise. Other than that though she does not get much work. BY now, everyone knows she would rather party than work. The crazy thing is her entire image is this innocent do nothing wrong person. She was so out of control on her last movie, they are not even going to release it to theatres. Others have seen it which is why she has nothing lined up at all.

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/08 **#13**

Forget Me Not: About a decade ago, life came crashing down hard on this, at the time permanent A list celebrity. After what happened he has laid low for much of the decade which endangers that permanent A list status. At the time, our permanent A lister was traveling all over the world. He was making a lot of money, but not enough to support his lifestyle. He wanted more. He also had a huge sexual appetite, but like most people in this spot, it was not anything anyone would consider normal. It turns out, one of his best friends at the time was this now convicted child rapist/molester with the powerful friends. Much like his best friend, our A lister also owned an island and knew he could have something similar. While the friend focused his attention on the US and Europe, our A lister focused his attention on Asia. While the friend focused on connections, our A lister focused on making money. A lot of money. On his trips to Asia, he met with some people who specialized in tourists wanting children or young teens. Our A lister arranged for a group of 20 of these teens to get visas to "study" in the country where his island is still located. The government of that country makes a lot of money from the A lister and also had many of their own government ministers at his home on the island. The teen and tween girls were set up in a dormitory adjacent to the main house. Then, our A lister made bookings with Asian companies for his services. The thing is though, his services for years were one price and then beginning that year about a decade ago, his fees quadrupled. The difference was what men paid to visit his island. For close to 18 months or so, our A lister was making millions of dollars a month. Just a ton of money he was making so men could rape these tweens and teens. Every two or three nights, the boat carrying 10-15 of these men would pull up to the dock and then be replaced three nights later with another group of men. At some point, our A lister got cocky. He started filming the tweens and teens and sending out little clips and photos of them across the internet to make the dollars flow even faster. He also met a woman who he thought would be into that kind of thing and invited her to come to the island so they could explore together. She came and then almost crashed his whole world. She went to the feds. The next thing you know, our A lister has all his cash seized and they find evidence of the porn and money laundering and he knows he is going to jail for a very very long time. To make matters worse for him, all of the men who had paid in advance to visit the island complained to the companies they paid money to. Those companies were also mad because the agreement they had in place to supply teens for money was now canceled. Our A lister was looking at decades in jail. Then, the most fortunate set of circumstances came to be. Some new people came to power and they decided to look the other way. They made everything just go away. They even managed to make the woman who turned on the A lister look like a loon. In return, this group of people got names and contacts and also all those clips. It is amazing what power can do. The A lister probably won't ever get his old luster back, but it beats spending all that time in jail.

Permanent A list celebrity: David Copperfield

Crash down: rape accusation

Island: Musha Cay (purchased in 2003)

Convicted child rapist/molester: Jeffrey Epstein

Woman who went to the fed: Lacey L. Carroll

Powerful friends: Russian mob

Arrest: Federal Bureau of Investigations raided Copperfield's storage warehouse in Los Angeles

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/09 **#1**

The Priceless Collection - A Himmmm Blind: I thought it may be nice to share an item that didn't include kids being abused. Although I warn you it is adult in nature with some very adult descriptions, all the participants seemed over legal age and there of their own choice  well, as far as I knew anyway, some were borderline in age and some may have been so chemically altered they had no idea where they were. I think that's my excuse from back in the day anyway. So, this Fall  in October- I got a call from an old friend, who is an attorney working with the estate of a dead legendary celebrity (permanent A list celebrity) whom I will refer to as PM. PM died recently and left behind a large estate to be settled, and it was easy to forget how powerful he once was and what an original "influencer" he was on shaping culture in his time. My friend said they've been overseeing the catalog inventory of items of the estate. They were going through some old personal photos taken at a party of PM (Annual Shakespeare like party in name only) and said he'd found some hilarious photos of me from back in the 1980s, and would I like them? Scared at first, I was reassured the were only mildly embarrassing. Photos of me, two models, drunk in a pool one night with an inflatable ducky pool float on my head. Egad. I went to the legendary estate of PM and found it more run down than I recall, and quite vacant. My lawyer pal and one of his investigator/paralegals were there, along with PM's son. We'd never met, but he was very nice, and asked if I minded going underground to the vault with them. A security guy started with us, but stopped at the elevator and we three went down together. We all descended into the depths of the house to a walk-in bank vault installed actually BENEATH the basement of the house. Like a bunker, with tunnels going to someplace. It was as big as a living room. I thought it peculiar when they both said I needed to leave all cell phones and electronics on the table outside the big vault. They said that no electronics are ever allowed inside, and when you pass through the entrance to the vault there's a "net" that will erase things and jam signals and it will kill your phone. Wild. I thought we just did that in movies and not sure it really existed. I happily complied, left my goods, and in we went. After walking through a laser beam that made you feel like you had to whizz really badly, we were inside the "room". The Son flipped on a switch and air rushed through vents, and he pulled a metal shutter door closed behind us. I saw rows of metal cabinets lined the walls, with ceiling-high pull-out drawers. Inside were usual trappings of protected fame and wealth; including old films, documents, papers, and photos. Lots of artwork including Warhol's, Dali's, and others. All climate controlled and mint. I asked about the Warhol's, and the Monet, and the obvious Picasso. The Son said: "Oh yeah, most of the valuables he kept in here. Some of his business stuff he kept backups of at a bunker thing in some place in Utah, but most was in here. He liked to enjoy his collections. But the paintings aren't the most valuable. He owns the most priceless things in history. He has the largest collection of unreleased movies ever  maybe worth billions." Somehow, I thought he meant like old silent films. I wasn't even close to being right. We moved to a manila folder and pulled out old 35mm prints of party pictures. They handed me the photos of me (OMFG! Cringe!), and I thanked them for giving them up so gently (Was I really that young looking once? Wow). My curiosity was peaked when I saw piles of old photos, folders, and stacks of old home movie reels and videos sitting inside the vault. They had names on them, and dates with some having events listed. My pal caught my stare and said "Yeah, you're not the only one. And these are NOT ready for prime time!". PM's son invited me to the long, wide table (this place looked more like a hospital exam room than a library), and started showing me folders. He played this game that went like this: "Any idea who this is?". When I looked at the photo, I was speechless. There, in front of me was (permanent A list country singer who has been A list for decades) totally nude in all her glory  obviously from the late 1970s. At a party inside an indoor pool. She's nude, laughing, with two girls on either side. I had forgotten how short she was. And yes, they were real and they were magnificent (and it wasn't Mulva either!). After picking up my jaw, I then perused the piles of videos. My lawyer pal and the Son just glanced at each other with Cheshire grins. One had the name of a legendary TV star (former A list mostly television actress and one year wonder) who was maybe my first screen crush. I turned to the Son and my pal  "NO FCKING WAY". They both erupted laughing. Yes, they said. Way. The Son turned around and against the wall was a small combo TV/VCR unit, beside a DVD console, an old movie studio-style film viewer for 8mm and 16mm movies, and a photo box for blowing up pictures and slides. He turned on the VCR, and within seconds, in front of my eyes was that TV Star in all her wondrous glory. Not just nude, but having sex. First by herself, then with a guy. You can tell it is an old 16mm film cheap-loop porno reel transferred to video. The Son said: "Dad had a ton of this stuff. Some of it he shot, some of it he produced. A lot of it though was bought from blackmailers and others to keep it out of the public eye. He bought it to PROTECT a lot of his friends and they returned favors". I was floored, watching this pre-fame goddess on all fours clearly enjoying herself. With her recent popular resurgence, I can only imagine the value of this tape copy alone. I asked if I could check it out, like a library  you know, for educational history purposes only. They laughed. Not a chance. There weren't even cameras INSIDE the vault, to reduce the risk of any security guards recording anything second-hand. And that laser net was to keep anyone from walking away with anything. This first tape was a drop in the bucket. The Son and my lawyer pal fired up the whole video suite there in the back of the vault, to show me this collection. I've rarely been so speechless in my life. If I was a college-aged kid again, I'd have been in paradise. Most of the items there were from the 1950s through the early 2000s. Or so I thought. Those were just the ones I saw myself. Apparently, this place was the Smithsonian of celebrity nudes and porn items. Since this story is long, I'll cut to the chase to share what I witnessed with my own eyes, all in one afternoon in the same place (I will just list these and the details with them but I was so shocked I could barely keep up with it all): Early 1980s video of this female permanent A list celebrity/host who has been on television forever in the same exact job and this deceased permanent A list male singer who loved grunting and drugs both nude at outdoor pool. She's also got a very endowed white guy laying beside of her. She starts pleasuring herself as the musical legend gets aroused. A young blonde model joins her and they tease the singer by doing things with each other. So much for her mostly-pure image. Apparently she really is bisexual! This former A- list mostly television actress who was on a very very hot southern show and had an iconic character name back when she was a little chubby and obviously young. Looks like 1970s. A filmed stag loop of her nude, then joining a porn star (former A list porn star who made her last movie three decades ago. I think she won an AVN Award or two) on a motel bed. I was told this was cut from an early studio film of hers. But this tape continues, and then shows the same star, with the porn star again, in a home movie at the house we're standing in. And this legendary actor (permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who I feel is going to die any day now and was a staple of 80's National Enquirer covers) joins in and all three have sex. The Son told me his dad, PM, filmed this upstairs at this house. PM helped make the girl a star through his television producer pals. Former A- list mostly television actress from an iconic long running network show which had a horrible reboot in the early 1980s, in an early VHS home video with PM and his girlfriend. All three in bed, having sex. The television actress is another who began her career after PM "launched" her to fame. My lawyer pal turns to me and says "you do know she was a call right?". I had heard, but wow. Permanent A+ list mostly movie actress who got PM started in a way in old black and white 1950s era photos, with her face smiling and her body fully nude, spread, and posing. Permanent A list mostly movie actress who had a killer daughter so to speak in black and white photos. A lot of them. Some of her nude, some of her having sex with a guy, and her with a nude female I could not recognize. Again, that unmistakable face and figure. She was a blonde, and looked to be in her peak famous days. I just stared at these a while, and my lawyer pal said that PM got those through infamous attorney who represented Clarence Darrow back in the day and and mobster ________, around the time the actress was in a big scandal. Her lawyer sneaked these out of her dead boyfriend's apartment before the cops or media got there. It was like LA Confidential for real. PM offered them to the actress years later, for free, and she didn't want them but asked he not share them. PM agreed, and kept his word. She was truly stunning, in every way. Others that were seen on video, films, or in photos (either in professional test shot nudes, or homemade nudes/sex) included:

PM: Hugh Hefner/Playboy Mansion

Permanent A list country singer: Dolly Parton

Former A list mostly television actress and one year wonder: Lynda Carter (one season of "Charlies Angels")

Female permanent A list celebrity/host who has been on television forever in the same exact job: Vanna White

Deceased permanent A list male singer who loved grunting and drugs: James Brown

Former A- list mostly television actress who was on a very very hot southern show and had an iconic character name back when she was a little chubby and obviously young: Catherine Bach ("The Dukes of Hazzard"/Daisy Duke)

Porn star (former A list porn star who made her last movie three decades ago): Colleen Brennan

Legendary actor (permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who I feel is going to die any day now): Burt Reynolds (Barbi Benton)

Former A- list mostly television actress from an iconic long running network show which had a horrible reboot in the early 1980s: Joan Collins ("Dynasty")

Permanent A+ list mostly movie actress who got PM started: Marilyn Monroe

Permanent A list mostly movie actress who had a killer daughter: Lana Turner (daughter Cheryl Crane confessed to killing Lanas former boyfriend Johnny Stompanato)

1. Former A+ list mostly television actress who does a lot of infomercials: Suzanne Somers

2. Former A list mostly movie actress who recently had a birthday and who has a barely there celebrity offspring. Kim Basinger (Ireland Baldwin)

3. Former A- list mostly television actress/model who had to replace one of the biggest stars ever: Cheryl Ladd (replaced Farrah Fawcett on "Charlies Angels")

4. Former A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee and has an almost as famous offspring. James Caan (Scott Caan)

5. Former A- list Cinemax late night actress who is married to a permanent A lister and foreign born Bond girl both having sex, with each other and snorting coke. Shannon Tweed (Gene Simmons)

6. The unnamed face behind a lot of recent blinds snorting cocaine with this one named icon. The icon was also captured with a horrible boob job: Cher

7.This former A list mostly television actor who always played a cop and was partnered with a sexual predator getting oral sex from some female. Robert Culp ("I Spy"/Bill Cosby)

8. Former A+ list mostly movie actress with the unique voice drunk, in 1980s polaroids, nude with a skinny man I cannot recognize: Kathleen Turner

9. Former A- list mostly movie actress who made her fame in a certain type of 70's films swimming nude, no implants needed! Wow. Pam Grier

10. A former Playmate who you will never get so I'm not going to bother having sex with a still alive permanent A+ list producer. Terri Welles/Robert Evans

11. This foreign born former A- list syndicated actress who got her start getting naked, very young, before implants, and nude in a video having sex with PM. Pamela Anderson

12. A celebrity offspring of celebrity offspring in an acting family in early 1980s, in grainy video, masturbating graphically in front of PM on a overstuffed sofa. Mariel Hemingway

Then I saw a jaw-dropper that made me uncomfortable. #12 when she was young, teenage young, at a party with a very young former A+ list mostly movie actress who still has A+ list name recognition despite not doing much for decades  looked in her early teens. Some are Polaroid photos of the two drinking and kissing each other. French kissing each other, with people around watching. Both were clothed  not nude. Must have been 20 pictures of them drinking, dancing, and licking/kissing each other with dancing adults around them. This was the only thing there that looked sketchy, but they weren't nude. In fact, you could see that from her years before (her first movie) in a cinema. Makes me afraid to wonder what else they did though?

13. Former WH official who is a talking head now, in swim trunks with a nude model you won't get sitting astride him, kissing him: John Dean/Playmate Candy Loving

14. Famous nude model who got murdered, having sex, riding PM in his bed: Dorothy Stratten

15. Clear video of former news kingpin/sports owner in a robe beside a pool smoking a joint and laughing with two nude models: Ted Turner (Jane Fonda)

16. A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be about a B+ but has that A list iconic character and show to fall back on topless, underneath a waterfall, and standing beside a pool making faces at a photographer topless in just a bikini bottom. Photos from the 1990s: Jennifer Aniston

17. Former A+ list reality star and her mom both looking drunk or drugged, dancing in lingerie and falling over each other and others. Photos from a party, and the last few photos showed the celebrity daughter totally nude, wasted, standing atop a table: Paris and Kathy Hilton (replacement Kim Kardashian)

So just when my head had stopped spinning, and I had not spoken or taken a breath in 20 minutes, the Son and my pal were laughing at my shock. I just was shaking my head, and asked them if they had any idea the value of this stuff? If this replacement to #17 could make an empire off a sex tape can you imagine what this stuff would do? The Son then reaches over and says "Pffft- speaking of ". And shows me a folder of photos taken from the early 1990s, with #17's mom and this former A+ list athlete both nude, on a pool table, with her riding him. Wow. Reaching onto the floor, the Son pushes buttons on a smaller safe's keypad. It opens, and he pulls out more VHS tapes, polaroids, and videotapes from old film transfers. He says: "These are the Mona Lisa's. Dad didn't want these even mixed in with the others". At this point I'm expecting to see woodcut engravings of George Washington getting freaky with Jesus and Napoleon or something. I don't think anything could blow my mind more than what I'd seen. I was wrong. Former spouse of #15 having lesbian sex on video with another woman in a hotel. They are obvious taking turns recording it themselves. This appears to be late 80s or early 90s, in front of balcony doors at night. With #15 performing oral sex on the other woman, then the former spouse using a strap-on device on #15. "I think Dad got this from a competing publisher" said the Son. What the actual f .??, I thought. The original to #3 in the late 70s in photos making out with another girl, and totally nude with PM in his bed.

#18 - Former A list mostly movie actress who was not that great of an actress but very good looking in the 1980s and there's three video tapes and an envelope of photos of her trying on lingerie. Then nude. Then having sex with PM. Then another tape of her having sex with that producer mentioned above. She has stretch marks I didn't know she had. Still the ultimate goddess: Raquel Welch

#19 - Foreign born former WH official kissing #18's nude breasts in polaroids: Henry Kissinger

#20 - Former spouse to the one named icon mentioned earlier is laying on a chair laughing, drinking. His wife at the time very flirty to the cameraman and goes from the pool to her husband and back in the water: Sonny Bono/Mary Bono Mack

#21 - Former TV dad turned sexual predator in an 8mm silent home movie on a pool chair, making faces, as a brunette model performs oral sex on him. At least she's awake!: Bill Cosby

#22 - Former A list country singer who got started as a teenager on very grainy video, laying on a sofa nude, an African-American woman performs oral sex on her. After several minutes, the nude woman turns around and it is a former Bond villian!!! Wow. The country singer looks tiny compared to the Amazon woman. The country singer gets up and walks to a pool table, climbs up, laughs and the camera cuts off. Tanya Tucker/Grace Jones

There was an entire plastic storage case full of envelopes and folders with dates, names, and events listed on them. More than I could have watched in a week. Some I didn't get to see but noticed the names were:

#23 - Former A list female tennis player from the 70's and 80's: Chris Evert

#24 - Former brat pack actor: Rob Lowe

#25 - Permanent A+ list model with celebrity offspring: Christie Brinkley

#26 - Permanent A list singer in a group/never solo. Steven Tyler

#27 - Former Dallas actress: Charlene Tilton

#28 - Worst dad ever. Married to someone mentioned twice so far: Ryan O'Neal (Farrah Fawcett)

In some of these I did see, you could tell that PM was clearly recording it (his voice was obvious). Others you hear a woman's voice behind the camera. The Son said sometimes PM would keep a cameraman on hand at parties just for this purpose. I asked the Son if it ever skeeved him out, with that being his Dad? He laughed and said "Nope  it's not like I was afraid of sex or nudity any way. But funny enough my folks were pretty protective of us and I didn't even know this stuff was here until Dad got sick. I still don't know who half these people are." Realizing the time passed, and my mind totally blown, we headed back out  making it through the James Bond setup again, and getting my stuff to leave. I thanked them both for an insanely mind-altering experience, but mostly for my own photos (which obviously wouldn't make any highlight reels around here). I had to know, so I just blurted it out and asked what they were going to do with all of it. The Son said, "Most of it goes back to the people in them  if they want them. That's what Dad said he wanted. Some of it I'm supposed to hold on to, because people may want to take out grudge's against Dad on me so I'm keeping them. The rest? Well ". And he just shrugged and smiled a big smile. At that moment, he really did look like his old man. All the way back home I just couldn't stop replaying what I'd seen. Especially that lady singer with those big eyes. Wow. Impressive. My wife got a kick out of my own photos and said she was disappointed I wasn't more "exposed". I didn't share with her the exposure I'd just seen or my relief that I wasn't exposed. I do know this  that if suddenly, in the next few years, a large amount of classic celebrity sex tapes and photos start hitting the market? I'll know the source.

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/09 **#2**

The Lady's Revenge - A Himmmm Blind: This story is almost a novel, and some of the people in it have been the subject of books. It spans an era from the early 1960s all the way through the present day. It is pure Hollywood, in every sense, and is very personal to me due to how I came to be told of it. In the past few years, I received a phone call from an old family friend that someone I knew and loved dearly was not doing well. She was up in age and had been having some health problems. My friend said the lady was having periods of incoherence and dementia, but would surprise everyone with her memories of the past. The old lady had asked to see me  if possible, for a private reason. When this lady asked, you dropped everything for her. So I did, and flew from Hollywood back East to see her. Sad that it may be for the last time, but always thrilled to be in her presence. The LADY was an actress, (A list/frequent game show guest) and I will call her LADY because she was one in every way, and was hard to classify. Even I told you her name and showed you a photo most of you wouldn't know her right off. But she was a legend in Hollywood, on Wall Street, in all Society Circles, and everywhere she went. Not so much for her acting, but for her persona, her charm, her beauty, and her wealth. Through her entire life she was never worth less than a billion dollars (in today's money), and after her parents died she inherited an estate over $6 billion. I knew her through family, and she was always so wonderful to me. It was almost maternal, though it was sweet at the same time, and she never condescended me. Even as a kid, she treated me like an adult. I thought she was the coolest, prettiest, royal lady I ever knew. Like a Queen. She always wrote to me (by hand on letters I still treasure), and sent me perfect gifts. Later in life, after finding myself in trouble, she went to bat for me and got me work on a project she was working on as well. We spent a lot of time together, and I fell in love with her in a platonic way. She was a riot and loved to drink and curse. But always a lady in public. She would go to bat for me many times in life, more than I could ever repay. The least I could do was spend time with her now, even though it took me away from important work. I'd have done anything for her. Arriving at her home now, seeing her frail in her years, the tears flooded my eyes. In true form, she told me to stop being a sissy  that everybody has to die sometime. She gave me some items that belonged to my family members, including a photo of my mom and LADY together years ago. She told me to stay and I did. We had drinks like civilized people. She said she really wanted to share something with me, because she couldn't trust many people. First I thought about the warning that she was getting dementia. Soon I realized there was no dementia in sight today. This was a woman who wanted to un-burden her soul. So I sat there and listened, and she told me a story I could not wrap my head around. But I believe every word of it. She took me mentally back to her early days in Hollywood. As a young woman, she gave up debutante balls and society pages because she wanted to be an actress. For the pure love of it, just to act. She took a stage name to be anonymous, and never used her family to get a role or succeed. She did that on her own terms. She was born tough, and raised to be intelligent and strong in a family that had many problems with mental strength. On Broadway or the screen she was no different. She was also a natural-born goddess. They called her a Hitchcock blonde for her cool, classy looks. She was all natural and looking back at photos of her she was as beautiful as Grace Kelly, Liz Taylor, or her other cohorts from that era. She landed roles on her own merits, but soon enough her real name caught up with her. Her family name and relatives in Hollywood meant a lot of executives were afraid to piss off her family. Back East establishment money was revered by immigrant studio heads. So they treated her with kid gloves, and it angered her. Most of all, she found herself propositioned by crude producers and directors  despite studio heads warnings. 1950s Hollywood was no picnic. When one studio chief heard a director proposition her, her had the director blackballed. Still, by others she was told she had to lay to play, same as the other stars. Many just wanted a shot at her due to her family. It all got old very quick, as she never gave in to the couch. The industry was changing in the 50s with television, and the decline of the studio system. New ways of dealing and putting movies together were invented. One of the pioneers of this new age was a cocksure talent agent named __________ working at MCA. Here was a man who was slick, devious, and loved by many bosses. A player and a scoundrel who played poker with studio chiefs and golf with guys like this permanent A list singer/actor and this alltime maybe A++ list mostly movie actor. He'd been groomed by legends like famous studio head, ___________ and had acted as a mob bag man for payoffs between booking agents and mob-run theaters. He lied all the time, saying he was an Ivy League man but was not. He left the big agency to start a new one with another slick youngster named _______________. Together they started a company and exists even today as one of the big three agencies in the biz. The LADY actress was fed up with offers for sex, not her acting. The roles she got were mostly window dressing, and her family beckoned her back home. She got married to another ungodly wealthy man, an heir himself. It was an unhappy marriage, but she did her duty, had children, and even found time to act now and then. She grew restless and felt especially with television and new films of the 1960s she could make her real mark. Her husband had his own distractions, and with governesses helping raise her kids she gave acting another try. The key was a call she got from this hot new agent in Hollywood. He and his partner would love to represent her, and could package her in the right projects. They flattered her, and she took the bait. However, once she arrived? She found herself facing the casting couch once more. But her agent did get her a good new role or two (famous black and white television show) and she felt she had a shot. Still, other directors were leching on her and she complained to her new agents. To make it up to her, her agent took her out to dinner that night at Romanoff's. After eating, she made up her mind to return back East and give up acting. The Agent gave her a lift home, and she felt sick and passed out. She woke up sicker, in pain, and raped. Still inside the car with him. She started screaming and kicking. He told her she loved it. Sick, dizzy, and disgusted, she literally kicked him out of the car and managed to drive back down to her hotel in his car. In her room, she said she contemplated suicide at the shame. A wife. A mother of kids. And with her own family mocking her "childish" dreams of being a star, she'd gone ahead but failed. How could she face her family? Her husband? She said it tore her to pieces. After a visit from a confidential doctor there, she checked out and went home. After that, she only came to Hollywood to see friends. Sometimes her good friends would talk her into a bit role here or there, but she'd never audition again. About this same time, her rapist-agent was spinning wheels. He was repping hot young talent like these two permanent A list mostly movie actors who would have great movies together and many from the Actors' Studio now so popular in the industry. But the LADY actress wasn't his only rape victim. Turns out he'd raped another young actress, and she was a former contract girl starlet girlfriend of permanent A list studio head/titan of industry he enjoyed whenever he came to town. And that man did not mess around. She belonged to him for as far as anyone cared. He gave the agent a choice, to pay the girl for damaging her (rape in 1960 was damage not rape!), or he would run the agent out of town. So the agent began stealing to cover his extortion payoffs. Not satisfied with that, the titan had a team of private eyes following the agent all through the 60's, and whenever he screwed up or hurt someone, the titan had people there to document it or capture it. Even when the titan was living out of the country, the surveillance continued. But the agent found ways to lie, cheat, steal and make his payoffs. By the late 1960s, the agent found a new client and source of funds. This permanent A list actress/singer with a permanent A list offspring who is an actress/singer hired him as her agent, and the agent began embezzling from her too. She was so out of it most days and nights that pretty soon, the agent was able to capture her in blackmail positions herself. He took these fake blackmail threats to her husband , and they gave the agent power over her funds. He also pimped her out in her drugged out state. He got paid for it. Soon, he'd stolen millions from the actress and used it to pay off his ongoing extortion from the titan and to fund his high lifestyle. By this time, the LADY had seen her marriage crumble and she was a shell. All due to the rape attack. She still never told anyone. However, she met a handsome young actor, a gentle man, and she fell in love. She confided in him what happened but never told him who did it. They got married, had a daughter, and made a nice life for themselves. The agent, continued up the Hollywood food chain, first making pals with ____________ who bought MGM and other top honchos. As part of the old guard, he was wheeling and dealing his way into a producer job, and eventually as a studio chief. By the mid 70's he was still stealing and still paying off those old extortion claims. Because even though the titan was long gone, he'd found himself having to pay off many others to keep them quiet for his damages. The LADY's actor hubby was doing great in his career, and she was uneasy with his success. They didn't need the money, but he enjoyed popularity. Through a series of accidents, it became obvious that the agent had stolen money from no less than a dozen actors, including, the husband of the LADY. When the Lady found out about it, she lost her ever loving mind with rage. She said she felt she'd been raped a second time by the same bastard. She went directly to the Board members at the studio, and told them she was going to expose him. They tried to coddle her and thought she was bluffing. She wasn't. The LADY spent much more money on exposing the agent than he'd stolen from her hubby to begin with. Didn't matter. She wanted revenge. She hired PR teams, law firms, and wanted him buried. Finally, her family interceded at the request of several rich men who owned stock in the studio to get her to back off. She did, but regretted not sending him to jail. Still, the scandal was exposed and he was fired from his job and known as an embezzler. Sadly, it all but collapsed her marriage. Again, reminding her of her rape and shame. She and her husband divorced, and he found himself blacklisted from the biz. The agent, however, landed on his feet, like a con artist does. He soon partnered with a rich investor. Joined by another con man (a smuggler), they formed their own company. In the 1980s, they set up Ponzi schemes of finance for their films  and as a way to continuing preying on young women. One film which Enty has written about in the past for other reasons that they produced together may hold the record for most corrupt set of all time, including the very underage actress they all took turns "couching". It didn't stop. They continued lying, stealing, and fraud. They got foreign banks involved, and investors, and soon got into very hot water with the FBI. Indictments were imminent. Even the French Legislature met to discuss how the company defrauded so many out of millions in their Ponzi scheme. But they kept on making movies, stealing the whole time. The LADY heard about this from another socialite one day at brunch, and was enraged that the agent was still in business. She plotted her final revenge. Her recent marriage had broken up, and she'd become a confident woman now making big business decisions, and met a young actor who worshiped her. He was genuinely in love with her, and they were best friends. She not only told him of her experiences, but who it was. He wanted to kill the agent on the spot. She talked him out of it. She told her hubby her therapist taught her to let go. So they were happy, why bother? Still the LADY watched the agent's moves with a close eye, even having him followed. She had investigators who uncovered his web of lies. She had it anonymously leaked to the FBI and it formed the basis of their indictments and court actions against the agent. The LADY and her new hubby were enjoying life, had a good family, and a good business. But she was still haunted. It was now the mid 1990s, and he knew time was up for him. Yet, in the last months  thing seemed to look up for the crook. Just when the agent thought he was ruined and bankrupted for good, a savior appeared. A company, stepped up to agree to finance his new company. It was not to be. Because the LADY had seen to it, and told the company of his frauds. She also had an attorney who hired some very nasty people to finally see to it "he'd never hurt anyone again". All they had to do was wait for an opening, and she was working to provide one. Mostly, with help from a woman once married to a singer. At that point  this is hours later  I asked LADY if she remembered when the agent killed himself? She said "Hmmmph. Not hardly." I thought she'd mis-remembered. My mistake. She then told me that she'd made a deal with his mistress, the woman once married to a singer. LADY would take care of her financially, for life  she'd just been evicted form her house  if she'd help her out. The Mistress wrote "suicide letters" and mailed them, in the agent's name, to all his pals. Concocted a cover story of being with him the day he died, and allowed a stranger to come into the hotel room in Century City. The suicide shot to his temple was not his idea. Stunned, I nodded to LADY in understanding. "I don't blame you. You had him killed?". She smiled a painful smile, looked straight at me, and said: "No, my precious boy  he killed himself. When he raped me. It just took 30 years for the bullet to catch up." Wow. The most epic mic drop I've ever heard before, or since. She then went silent., and I just nodded. I got it, now. I got what she was saying, and doing. She was telling me she'd gotten her vengeance at last, without admitting to me anything complicit. She wiped her eyes, and I told her I loved her. She told me to get the hell out of there cause I'd made her cry. With a smile, I kissed her cheek and thanked her for everything she meant to me, and had done for me  and for herself. She was my hero. It was a long, quiet flight back to Hollywood that night. I never saw her again, as she did indeed have dementia. She died not long after, from old age. Still as amazing as ever. But I know she didn't have dementia that last day I saw her. Clear as a bell. And she found her vengeance  and her peace, at last.

LADY: Dina Merrill (born Nedenia Marjorie Hutton, the only child of Post Cereals heiress Marjorie Merriweather Post and her second husband, Wall Street stockbroker Edward Francis Hutton, founder of E. F. Hutton & Co.)

Married to another ungodly wealthy man, an heir himself: Stanley M. Rumbough Jr., an heir to the Colgate-Palmolive toothpaste fortune and an entrepreneur

Second husband: actor Cliff Robertson ( blacklisted during the 1980s for coming forward about the Begelman affair)

Third husband: Ted Hartley (US Navy fighter pilot, an investment banker, an actor, film producer, and is currently CEO of RKO Pictures)

Cocksure talent agent: David Begelman

Other slick youngster: Freddie Fields

Talent agency: Creative Management Associates (CMA)

Permanent A list actress/singer with a permanent A list offspring who is an actress/singer: Judy Garland (husband Sid Luft)/Liza Minnelli

Repped two permanent A list mostly movie actors who would have great movies together: Paul Newman and Robert Redford

Pal who bought MGM: Kirk Kerkorian

Very underage actress they all took turns "couching": ("Blame It On Rio") (POSSIBLY: Michelle Johnson)

Mistress/a woman once married to a singer: Sandra Grant Bennett ex-wife of Tony Bennett

97. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/10 **#1**

At this out of the country Comic Con, I finally found someone who behaved even worse than Norman Reedus. I didn't think it was possible, but this foreign born B/B- list mostly movie actor who was in that long long running book series turned movie franchise was wasted out of his mind almost the entire time. He hit on every female fan who showed any interest in him at all and was handsy during every photograph. Just a mess. Tom Felton ("Harry Potter") (Argentina Comic-Con)

98. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/10 **#2**

Old Hollywood - The Curse: This foreign born mostly movie actor was B+ listish. He was also closeted. He used several actresses as beards, including a bisexual Broadway star who was also A-/B+ list and considered a curse to those who slept with her. Our actor was sleeping with the closeted gay husband of the Broadway star. The closeted gay husband was an heir to millions of dollars. They arranged a lavender marriage to hide from his conservative southern family that he was gay. When the gay husband threatened to leave his wife and move in with the actor, our actress claimed she was pregnant. She wasn't. She then called up some of her mafia connections, including Bugsy Siegel, to put a hit out on her husband, who was murdered. On a side note, she then started sleeping with the younger brother of the husband she had murdered. He later died of a drug overdose. As for our actor? He was killed in an accident. She was quite the curse.

Foreign born movie actor: Phillips Holmes

Broadway star: Libby Holman

First husband: Zachary Smith Reynolds, the heir to the R. J. Reynolds tobacco company

Younger Brother of actor - Ralph (In the original blind, I wrote it was the younger brother of the husband which was my fault)

99. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/10 **#3**

Apparently this manufactured group who was reduced in numbers not that long ago is just about partying at this point. The coke and booze use is out of control. They don't even make an effort to pretend they are singing during their brief shows. Sound check? Why bother to show up if they are not going to be singing anyway. They are a mess. "Fifth Harmony" (2017 iHeartRadio Canada Jingle Ball)

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/10 **#4**

New York, 1992: If you're a bright-eyed 18 year old gay college boy invited by your mid-twenties boyfriend to the birthday party (at a private midtown Manhattan club) of an aging counter-culture celebrity hero who popularized/invented/manufactured something still very much in use today hosted by a female member of the former Yugoslav Royal Family, you realize in retrospect that that was the case for three reasons: 1) pr, as in the kids of the new generation, just like the last, are hip to him 2) plausible deniability vis a vis the teen girls in attendance (related to #1 but also because if they're only one sex some people might raise eyebrows - also note the death of a 17 year old girl in his midst, a few decades earlier and 3) to be "available" for the older, powerful closeted gay men in attendance.

Aging counter-culture celebrity hero: Timothy Leary (LSD)

Female member of the former Yugoslav Royal Family: Catherine Oxenberg

Death of a 17 year old girl: Charlene Renee Almeida

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/11 **#1**

On a red carpet last week, this former A+ list 