Do those haunted mazes/houses/hayrides filled with fake chainsaws, mirrors and performers who aren't allowed to touch you do absolutely nothing for you? Do you need more gore? More assault? More physiological torture?

Awesome! You've come to the right place. Of course, if you feel an urge to have more gore, assault and torture in your life, then maybe the right place for you is therapy.

But not until after Halloween! Because you don't want to miss any of these haunted attractions from across the country that go above and beyond the normal haunted mazes. And by "go above and beyond," we mean they go straight to hell and they bring you along with them.