It’s a new kind of holy verse: social-media users inspired by an image of Pope Francis holding a microphone and rocking a stern expression are writing lyrics for the would-be emcee. The Pontiff on Sunday wrapped up a historic tour of Africa, with stops in Kenya, Uganda, and the Central African Republic.

Here nine of the best—er, most high?—lyrics. If you can do better, post your own on Twitter and include the hashtag #PopeBars.