Speaking with televangelist Jim Bakker last week, “Christian leader” Mary Colbert explained that Donald Trump is part of God’s Master Plan and that anyone who opposes the President will be cursed.

And then, just for good measure, she extended the curse to the critics’ children and grandchildren.

It’s not that Donald Trump is all that perfect of a guy. We all know he’s not. And we know that he’s not necessarily perfect in every way that we would like. That’s not how God works. He works through the ones he chooses. We don’t choose them. All we have to do is recognize them and when you recognize a chosen one and you have the discernment to know that they’ve been chosen and know that that’s the will of God, then your life will be blessed. And if you come against the chosen one of God, you are bringing upon you and your children and your children’s children curses like you have never seen. It puts a holy fear in me.

I guess that’s what God meant when His Chosen One bragged about grabbing women “by the pussy.” I had no idea he could go through multiple generations.

It’s amazing, really, that God’s hand-picked political prophet still lost the popular vote by three million, required the help of Russian agents, needed a gift from the FBI director, and counted on his opponent’s campaign grossly miscalculating its support.

You’d think an all-powerful God could put together a more definitive victory.

Instead, the grandchildren of liberals are doomed because the Christian God never lets go of a grudge.

(via Right Wing Watch)

