Welcome! Here you may find the brilliant "Very Secret Diary" series by the wonderful Cassandra Claire. These are also published in her LiveJournal, but she was kind enough to agree to let your humble servant here publish them here. Enjoy! And do be sure to check out her LiveJournal. To receive email when ealasaid.com (which includes this site) is updated, please sign up for Ealasaid's mailing list. I'm afraid that if you were on the old list, it's been demolished by my webhost, and you'll need to sign up again. *sigh* ~ Warning! ~

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These are also archived here.

The Two Towers



Aragorn, Son of Arathorn, Part 2

Theoden

Legolas, Part 2







Alas, Cassandra Claire has announced that she won't be writing any more Very Secret Diaries. However, it's worth noting that the livejournal post where she announced that she wouldn't be writing more VSDs is now inaccessable. Maybe there's hope...