This yummy chicken dish is very, very cowboy-friendly, make no mistake about it. It’s hearty, exceedingly flavorful, and not the least bit fancy. Isn’t that what cowboy food is all about?

To begin, make the marinade. In a large bowl mix together ½ cup Dijon or country/grainy mustard with ½ cup honey, juice of ½ lemon, ½ teaspoon paprika, and ½ teaspoon salt and whisk until smooth. Sprinkle in some crushed red pepper flakes or cayenne if you like things a little spicy. Set aside. Next, rinse the chicken breasts, place between two sheets of waxed paper and pound to around ½ to ¾ inch thick with a mallet. Next, add the chicken to the bowl with the marinade, cover with plastic wrap and place in the refrigerator for 1 to 3 hours. While the chicken marinates, fry up some bacon. When finished cooking, reserve ¼ cup of the bacon grease and clean out the skillet. When the chicken is done marinating, preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Remove the chicken from the fridge and pour off excess marinade. Heat half of the reserved bacon grease with an equal quantity of Canola Oil in the clean skillet over medium-high heat. When the grease is nice and hot add two or three pieces of chicken to it. Cook until brownish/blackish, about 1 to 1 ½ minutes per side. Remove chicken to a large baking sheet. If cooking many pieces of chicken, repeat skillet process and remove finished chicken to baking sheet. Place chicken in preheated oven and cook for about 10 minutes. Remove from over. Lay a few pieces of bacon over each chicken breast. Sprinkle shredded sharp cheddar cheese over the top of the chicken as generously as you like. Return pan to oven for an additional five minutes until cheese is melted and bacon is sizzling. Serve immediately.

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“Ranch Chicken”—ha! What a recipe name. The truth is, this dish doesn’t even have an official name. I just make it. Then I serve it to hungry men so I can hear them moan and groan. Then I eat it myself. But for some strange reason, when I put a recipe up for you here, I feel like I have to give it a designation. And aren’t you impressed! Of all the words in the English language at my disposal, I pulled “Ranch Style Chicken” out of thin air. Why? Because I’m eloquent, loquacious, and very, very creative.

Don’t your ever forget that.

This yummy chicken dish is very, very Cowboy-Friendly, make no mistake about it. It’s hearty, exceedingly flavorful, and not the least bit fancy. Isn’t that what Cowboy Food is all about?

Note: On the surface, this recipe may seem suspiciously similar to Marlboro Man’s second favorite sandwich. But it’s not. It’s very, very, very, very, very, very different. This one has…umm…PAPRIKA in it, after all.

I’m all about variety here on The Pioneer Woman Cooks.





The Cast of Characters:

Boneless, Skinless Chicken Breasts

Thick cut bacon

Bacon grease

Honey

Dijon Mustard

Lemon juice

Paprika

Crushed Red Pepper (optional)

Sharp Cheddar Cheese

Canola oil (not shown, because I’m an airhead.)

Are you ready?

Let’s do this thing.





To begin, mix together 1/2 cup Dijon or country/grainy mustard with 1/2 cup honey. Add juice of 1/2 lemon, 1/2 teaspoon paprika, and 1/2 teaspoon salt. And have some fun here! Sprinkle in some crushed red pepper flakes or cayenne if you like things a little spicy.





Whisk it together until smooth.

Next, rinse the chicken breasts under cool water and pat them dry.

We’re going to pound the chicken breasts so they have a more uniform thickness, which means they’ll cook more evenly and won’t be dry around the edges.

Plus, I just like to pound things with my mallet. It’s an unbelievably effective stress reducer.

Place one chicken breast between two sheets of waxed paper…





Lightly pat the waxed paper so it adheres to the chicken. The reason we’re using waxed paper is that it will prevent teeny tiny bits of grody raw chicken from flying al over the kitchen.

Because nothing ruins your day more than finding a teeny tiny bit of grody raw chicken stuck to the side of your blender. *Shudder.*





With a mallet or a rolling pin (you can also use a heavy can!) lightly pound the chicken breast so that the thickness is uniform. By the time it all evens up, it’s usually around 1/2 to 3/4″ thick.





And just a hint: it’s okay to LOVE the way this feels. It really is.





See? Nice and even. And you can go ahead and trim off the little pieces of fat if you’d like. Also, if the chicken breasts are overly huge, I often cut them in half just to create more manageable (and kid-friendly) pieces.





Next, just add all the chicken to the bowl with the marinade. You’ll want to cover this with plastic wrap and let it marinate in the fridge for at least an hour—usually I let it go about 2 to 3 hours, but that’s only because I’m always running behind.

While the chicken is marinating, go ahead and fry up some bacon:

I happen to think there’s nothing better on earth than thick cut peppered bacon. But not all areas of the country—or supermarket chains—agree. So any kind of bacon will do; just keep in mind that the bacon will eventually go into the oven, so you don’t want to get it too crisp in the skillet.





A warning about thick cut (or any) bacon: make ten times (not an exaggeration) more than you think you’re going to need. This has been a public service announcement.

Next, and this is important, reserve 1/4 cup of the bacon grease, and go ahead and clean out the skillet. Otherwise, it’ll get too smoky.

When you’re ready to prepare the chicken, preheat the oven to 400 degrees.

Remove the chicken from the fridge and pour off excess marinade into the sink. Heat half of the reserved bacon grease with an equal quantity of Canola Oil in the clean skillet over medium-high to high heat. (We want to sear the chicken, not cook it completely.) When the grease is sufficiently heated, add a batch of chicken to the skillet. Don’t overcrowd the skillet—just 3 pieces is usually enough.





Watch the chicken, and when it starts to get brown/black on one side…





Flip it to the other side. Cook just until brown/blackish areas appear. Each side should cook for a maximum of 1 to 1 1/2 minutes.





Fact: Your kitchen smells divine right about now.





Repeat with all the chicken breasts, then set them on a large baking sheet. If you look a little closer, you’ll notice the chicken is definitely not fully cooked. Gross, man.

Go ahead and throw the pan of chicken into the hot oven for about ten minutes to continue cooking. Then remove the pan from the oven…

And lay a couple of bacon slices over each chicken breast.





Next, grab some grated sharp cheddar and sprinkle it over the top as generously as you’d like.

I really like to grate my own cheese. I just like the way it melts.





Just return the pan to the oven for an additional five minutes, or until cheese is melted and bacon is sizzling.

Then serve immediately…

On a plate with Fluffy New Potatoes.

(Fluffy New Potato recipe will be up first thing tomorrow morning. Tres yum.)

Enjoy!

Ranch Chicken Variation: Immediately press loaded chicken breasts between two halves of kaiser rolls, then wrap individually in foil and deliver to hungry workers. They’ll die right there on the spot, and their productivity will be ruined…but in a really good way.