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A New South Wales politician who is not Premier Gladys Berejiklian has today revealed that he vaguely stands for something.

The very-hard-to-google leader of the state’s Labor Party has revealed that, while his government plans on doing nothing about the rampant stranglehold that developers and the gamblng industry has on New South Wales, he too has political ambitions.

It is not yet known what his ambitions are, as many would say it doesn’t appear to be the winner of a state election, but he does insist that there are noticeable differences between his party and the last three consecutive Liberal governments who’s inaction and inconsistencies have been so widely-criticised that they could probably be replaced by Ivan Milat if he decided to run a campaign from inside the walls of Goulburn Supermax.

Speaking to a couple ABC and SBS reporters who have been forced to attend his press conference by their leftie bosses who don’t want to make things any easier for Gladys Berejiklian, the Labor leader gave a wildly uninspiring and unconvincing speech about some shit that you coud tell he doesn’t really care about;

“I, ummmm, well I haven’t spoken to all the other MPs but I reckon it’s a safe bet to assume that our position on dog parks will remain that same as it’s always been” said the random bald politician.

“No doubt Gladys Berejiklian will try and alter the status quo in some way, but we remain committed to our position”