Couple of Baby Ruths were floating in a Brooklyn public pool early Saturday. Officials closed it on the hottest day of the year because “somebody didn’t put a Pampers on their kid.” Aaron Boone went off on the lifeguard. “Savages. And you’re having a piece of s–t start to this day. Tighten this s–t box.” Pool will reopen Sunday with log races set for 11 a.m.

Not sure if there will be a video tribute, but Andrew Cashner returns to Baltimore to face the Orioles, after being traded to Boston eight days ago. Cashner put on his new uni last week, and the Jays stained it, bird-dropping six runs over five innings. With the Yanks running away, the champs are trying to scratch out a wild-card spot. The Orioles, mathematically eliminated sometime in late April, counter with Asher Wojciechowski. Ash is 0-3 after losing to the Nats. Cashner knows the O’s, and 20 units says he picks up his first win as a member of the Red Sox.

Jose Berrios pitched a shutout for 5²/₃ innings, but the pen blew leads of 2-0 and 4-3, and the Twins lost 5-4. Picks have turned to moon dust all week. Down -315 cesartovars.