Got home late tonight, and find a FedEx box on the table. I ask my wife what it was. "For you from someone I don't recognize. Probably your Secret Santa".

She'd gotten "Secr..." out but I had already excitedly ripped the box open and was pulling out a small, pliable package. "A book" I said. "Has to be a book, awesome, I love books!"

So I ripped the paper off and found...Sarah Palin's Going Rogue.

I laughed. Said to the wife "Oh, that evil genius! I might read this for the laughs." But, wait, this book feels a bit funny. What's this inside?

Oh. Oh my. A Kindle. Hoooollllly Shitballs a KINDLE!

My Secret Santa is an EVIL THOUGHTFUL CREATIVE GENIUS!!

I don't have my Secret Santa's Reddit name - but Tom from California, you have my deepest thanks. This is the most awesome gift I've received in a long time!!

Now to ACQUIRE ALL THE E-BOOKS!