When I found out my secret santa packages had arrived, my heart began to pound. Rushing home like a nervous woman going to meet a lover at a secret tryst, I broke speed limits, crashed through some doors, and ripped open my packages as if my sanity's survival depended upon it!

Though a miniature replica of the Legendary Narwhalicorn, its power was great enough to still my heart with rainbow-filled contentedness.

Alongside the Legendary Miniature Narwhalicorn was a great gift, the first of its kind in my life: My first Kindle Gift Card! I have owned a Kindle for almost a year now and have only been able to rent ebooks from the library. SpanishPKT gifted me with my very first Kindle Gift Card! For not only did he present to me a gift card, he hath giveth me a difficult puzzle of how to spend it to the utmost advantage! I will take my satisfaction of this puzzling dilemma, I assure you.