Previously On…

My founder Abigail moved into her crappy lawn house, became a private investigator, and chatted up some dudes before freaking out over a wild horse.

Abigail’s garden is growing quite nicely, and she made enough money from solving cases and doing low level police work to building a fence around her garden (to keep those pesky zombies out), and buy a shower, sink, bookcase, and better fridge. I felt really bad about her poverty situation especially when she started rolling wishes to buy a better fridge, a stove, and a dryer.

I thought I got pictures of Abigail creeping on Angel Lobos and getting rejected by him at every turn but I guess I didn’t. He was married anyway. Despite her romantic rejection by Angel, Abigail decided to invite Don Lothario, whom she had met right before the wild horse incident, over to get to know him better.

For some reason, he decided to show up in the middle of her lawn. She also forced me to build walls around her bathroom because she was about to wet herself and wouldn’t use the toilet because Don was there.

Abigail learned that Don is unemployed, flirty, charismatic, but most importantly…single. I really thought they were hitting it off…

…until she tried to kiss him…

…and he ran away.

Abigail sadly went to sleep with no one but the zombies to keep her company.

Not to be discouraged by her romantic faux pas’s, she threw herself into her work and conducted her first stakeout at the local library.

She watched with interest at the criminal activities going on.

After the perps were gone, she rushed inside to write a police report, braving her technophobia in order to catch these criminals…

…and ended up breaking the computer.

She just left it like that and blamed the criminals for breaking it.