The creative process

“What should we do for the video?”

“Shall we dye Sojin’s hair a tatty bleached blonde?”

“I like it, how about we style Hyeri so she looks fourteen years old?”

“Nice, but I feel like we’re missing something.”

“How about a black guy?”

“Now this is why we hired you. Can he have an afro?”

“Of course he’ll have an afro, he’s black.”

“This is gonna make us look so multicultural and cool. Should he say ‘Ay yo wassup?'”

“Yeah, that’s what black people say, right?”

“Okay, 11:15, I’d say it’s about time for lunch. Good work guys.”

(Side note: Just like the black guy in ‘Ring My Bell’, I say “Ay yo wassup, we gonna make it show time,” just before I make love.)

Continuity errors

At 2:05 Hyeri throws a dart at an electronic dart board, which has a score of 472. The dart hits, she scores, and the score doesn’t update.

Yura’s ass

When discussing this song with a contributor,

Him: Hey, who’s that girl with the bootylicious-

Me: Yura. That’s Yura.

The live choreography

In the live choreo, they have Hyeri riding a bike MADE OF MOTHERFUCKING DANCERS. Check it. You think you can fucking handle that you fuck? Now that’s some god damn choreography right there.

The lyrics

“네가 오자마자 화끈해져”

(As soon as you came, it became hot)

10/10 lyrics, innocent girl group pls do not sexualise.

Final scores

K-Pop MV weirdness: this is about as weird as thinking T-ARA did nothing wrong. 0/10 for weirdness.

Too hot for Netizens rating: 3/10, Yura’s ass is in the video but that’s basically it. I guess their shoulders are bare, which is pretty scandalous.

Lyrics See above, 10/10.

Overall rating: The backing track is a confusing mess, they can’t pronounce ‘ring’ and the whole thing whiffs of design-by-committee. 8/10 I liked it, fuck you, you’re not my dad.

As always, Sojin sez: thanks for to read my story~