Our Greatest Achievement

All civilizations must peak eventually

Wait for it. Wait for it. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand NOW. Did you feel that? That was America reaching its cultural peak, marked by Woot.com selling an Angry-Birds-themed Roku 2.

We know, it may be hard to believe that this is it: the apex, the zenith, the pinnacle. But how do you think the citizenry of ancient Rome felt with the Aeneid was published? Or the Britons when Westminster Abbey was erected?

Yes, this video-game-themed streaming media player is our highest achievement, folks. Look at it! It's so red and funny looking, plus it's functional!

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