I really don't know where to start in describing this, but I feel like my SS did an EXCELLENT job stalking me.

I was starting to wonder what was going on, because it had been a few weeks, I didn't get any messages, and no tracking number was posted. I'm traveling for about a week and a half starting tomorrow, so I was worried that the package wouldn't get here before I left and it would sit in my apartment hallway for that time. Worse, the thought had crossed my mind that maybe my SS had forgotten about me.

Today I get a knock on the door. Before I even get there, the USPS lady is walking away, having left an...odd...package for me.

"Um...?"

It's a box almost completely covered with Twilight, Hannah Montana, and Justin Bieber black and whites. Covered in tape. I, uh...okay? I don't know where to begin, here.

"Okay. I'll go with it. I'm being at least somewhat trolled. Also, that's a creative take on my username! Neat!"

So Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, and Twilight trading cards. I didn't even know they made those, to be honest, so props on an amazingly well done troll.

However, this is all taped to two big pieces of paper concealing whatever's underneath. I take it off and...

O.O

Omigosh. I don't even know what I'm looking at, but I see Star Wars, Bruce Lee, and some cartoon gorilla scientist thing. Wow!

So it turns out my SS got me: -Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, and Twilight trading cards (Har har. I did have a good laugh and I was duly bewildered). -A Peecol(?) Kidrobot that's a green gorilla scientist named Roswell in a lab coat (and I now feel compelled to track down more of these guys, because they strike me as really awesome). -A Bruce Lee action figure -A Che Guevara stormtrooper bust. I've never seen one of these before in my life, but I'm really freaking impressed. -A limited edition (out of 4,000) Dengar bust

I honestly don't know what I'm the most impressed by, but my SS was awesome. Thank you so much!