It's my motherflippin' Name Day today so I'm not going to waste a bunch of time and space with an abundance of wrasslin' nonsense.

SummerSlam was awesome. I'm happy Brock's champ. No, I don't care he's that he's a part-timer. That ship, that complaint, already vanished on the event horizon after they had him break Taker's Streak. It's past the point of boomerang. Because now it's all about making good on that WrestleMania win. And if the choice is between hardly seeing Brock, or the new title belt, at all or seeing Cena hold it all the time, I choo-choo-choose Brockonomics.Which is a very catchy new credo that sadly has nothing to do with comic books featuring Brock Lesnar eating.SummerSlam was amazing. Great crowd. Everyone I wanted to win, won (I could have gone either way with AJ and Paige so...) and it's an "according to Hoyle" miracle that I didn't die peacefully in my sleep Sunday night. Because that kind of wish-fullfillment could easily equal one's last remaining hours on this planet.And so, right at the start here, let's talk Lesnar vs. Cena. A shockingly, and refreshingly, one-sided affair. In fact, when Brock hit Cena with an F-5 within the first few seconds of the match, I joked on Twitter that it would have been amazing if that'd been the finish. A forty second match. And I wrote that expecting the match to, eventually, be a back-and-forth affair. As in, I knew (mostly) that Cena would fall, but I thought it would come after five F-5's and countless near falls.Nope. Cena got mauled like a newborn woodland creature. He got decimated. And while I do understand the argument that it was a bit of a "boring" match, considering the amazing encounter Lesnar had with Punk last summer (which was also helped greatly by the "No DQ" stip, btw), I love that they committed to burying Cena. And I'll also fully admit that this match was probably only super satisfying to those of us who are sick of Cena on top. Those who are neutral about it, or who were Cena fans (or Brock detractors, either/or), were probably bludgeoned into a bit of a daze.But for those of us who have had our wrestling fandom tested year in and year out by Cena's continual dominance (as Heyman pointed out on RAW , he hasn't left the main event scene in a decade), the match was a beautiful postcard of a majestic waterfall. Lightly scented with delicate perfume of the one you love most dear. And while a lot of people are commending Cena, and thanking him, for doing the job (and for the way that he did the job), let me sort of half-thank the man for finally giving so many of us what we wanted. For finally admitting, maybe even deep down to himself, that the constant stream of boos from a "split" crowd he hears aren't something he can just smirk off and take lightly. Though I understand the psychological need to.He's a professional, no doubt. And Cena supporters will say, rightfully, that - love him or hate him - when Cena's gone from the WWE, it suffers. Creatively and financially. But that's only because the WWE chose to make him their safe choice for way too long and eventually reached a point where they couldn't afford to take risks with regards to having someone replace/succeed him. This is definitely a halfsies deal when it comes to blame. Cena wanted to be "the guy." Which wasn't a problem until he wanted to be "the guy" longer than any other person in modern WWE history was "the guy." And he still probably has no desire to stop truly being "the guy." Everyone else seemed to recognize, more or less, that they had a finite time on top. Or, at least, the WWE did when the crowd cooled on them.Anyway, I think the most interesting part of the SummerSquash was the fact that Cena, in his promos, basically said that he would fight like he'd never fought before. Give his blood, sweat and tears (urine, vomit?). All that stuff. Never giving up and all that bee-bop. And then he got put down like a sick grandpa with a million bucks in Montana mineral rights. Which now opens up the question: If not Cena, who? Who can bring down the big man?

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