Bursting his way through Chris Wallace's McCain man-crush bubble, John Kerry yesterday systematically dismantled the persistent myths surrounding the media's Patron Saint. From his numerous Iraq "gaffes" to his laundy list of other flip flops, Senator Kerry has no trouble pointing out all the things the brain dead press fails to refuses to.

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Transcript via FOXNews.com:

John McCain has been wrong. He said that he said it would be long and tough in Iraq. In fact, in '03, John McCain said the war would be brief and the oil would pay for it. He was wrong. Last month he said that Muqtada al-Sadr was losing his influence. He was wrong. In January he said Basra is not a problem. He was wrong. I think John McCain has taken positions in the course of trying to win the Republican nomination, whether it's the reversal and flip-flop on the intolerance with respect to Jerry Falwell and others, or whether it is the Bush tax cuts flip-flop, or whether it is this flip-flop now on the issue of Iraq, or whether it is, you know, global climate change, where he has not yet signed on to Joe Lieberman and John Warner's bill. There is a clear indication of a Nomination John McCain versus the Senator John McCain.

Nicole alerted me to this comprehensive list of McCain Myth's, compiled by MoveOn, titled:

10 things you should know about John McCain (but probably don't):