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On election day in New Hampshire a group of individuals with Trump gear on outside of a polling station became the subject of an attack by a wild Bernocerous.

During the incident a 15 year child was slapped, and according to the crotch fruit’s mother this soy filled crap factory went inside to vote, and then assaulted at least two adults who came to the defense of the child, while ranting and raving about fascists.

“My son was standing outside on the sidewalk and he said ‘have a nice night,’ he said it to everyone. But this man was triggered,” Campbell explained. “He said ‘f— you’ to him and wound up his hand as fast as he could and slapped him across the face.”

Thank God for grown men who attack children. Without them we might have fascism!

The perp was arrested today, and he looks exactly like you imagined he would.

That is a HARD, New Hampshire 34. As you can see, exercising his right to vote is the only exercise he’s gotten in quite some time, since it only requires usage of your hand.

I think we can all assume that skinner Jesus here voted for Bernie Sanders. Can you imagine him going inside and voting for anyone BUT Bernie Sanders? That is the face of every Bernie supporter ever. He’s given up on life, blames everyone else for his problems, and expects his fairy Bernie grandfather to bail him out.

He’s got many other Google trophies, ranging from disobeying cops, to punching cops, to getting caught with 8 pounds of weed.

A man is facing a felony charge and numerous misdemeanor charges after police say a man rammed his truck into a car early Sunday morning and punched a police officer twice in the face before he was apprehended. Rochester Police were dispatched at 1:27 a.m. on Highland Street by the Aroma Joe’s for a report of a crash between a Ford Fusion and a Chevrolet S10 pickup truck driven by Patrick T. Bradley, 31, of Windham.

According to Rochester Capt. Jason Thomas, the Ford driver told police the truck drove up fast from behind her and rammed her vehicle. At the scene, Thomas said Bradley was uncooperative when officers came to his vehicle to get his information. Officers had to order Bradley repeatedly to put his truck into park, Thomas said. Bradley allegedly told the officer that he may have warrants out for his arrest, and then put the truck into drive and tried to move the vehicle, Thomas said. After the officers ordered him to stop, Bradley put the vehicle back into park again, Thomas said. But Bradley remained agitated and then allegedly punched Officer Nicholas Alexander twice in the face, Thomas said. The officers were then able to take him into custody.

Bradley was charged with a Class B felony of reckless conduct for putting someone’s life in danger for the ramming the other vehicle. He was also charged with five misdemeanors: two counts of a simple assault of an officer and driving after suspension, which are Class A, and two counts of disobeying an officer, which are Class B misdemeanors. He also had bench warrants from elsewhere in the state, Thomas said.

He rams his truck into other cars, assaults police officers, and slaps children. Must be Wall Street’s fault.

As for his pot arrest, I have nothing against weed obviously. I just have an issue with anyone that dumb to get caught with that much weed. What a travesty.

His mugshots are legendary.

Good lord. It’s John C. Reilly on socialism.

And that is the most New Hampshire rat tail I’ve ever seen. Just look at that thing. It even changes colors the farther down it goes. So New Hampshire it hurts.

If you think these creatures are bad now, wait until the DNC steals the nomination from their boy and gives it to Amy Klobuchar, or an actual grownup.

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