Lyrics:

I got up from my bunk and I struggled to my feet

And I looked around my living pod, it wasn’t very neat.

I got into my suit without a glitch or quirk

Then I switched on my MobiGlas to find myself some work.

Sensor stations down others well under repair

There’s a guy who wants some noodles added to his list of wares

A lady in a probe has a mission, maybe five!

So I launched away from Olisar and hit that quantum drive.

Welcome to the 30th Century

We’re raisin’ money on the edge or we’re working for the UEE.

Welcome to the 30th Century

Where space is still a dangerous place For you… And me…

I finally arrived, Tessa Bannister said “hi!”

I had a thought she might like comics but I couldn’t tell you why.

She told me ‘bout a ship that she hadn’t heard from since, I said

“Okay, where were they last?” Well, she gave coordinates.

My ship flew crazy fast and I wasn’t turning back,

Passed Crusader and then Yela toward a beacon in the black.

It was a long long trip across the Stanton System map.

And at the end, there was an ambush. You gotta be kidding! IT’S A TRAP!!!

That’s life in the the 30th Century

You’re either running from the pirates or you’re running from the Advocacy.

That’s life in the 30th Century

Our galaxy’s a dangerous place For you… And me…

A pair of Cockney blokes tried a flanking pincer move

But my weps were armed and ready, there’s no way they’d bust my groove.

An Origin 350 was the smaller, he was fast

But 30 seconds later I put a warhead up his ass!

The leader few a Cutlass, he was good and he was tough

But this moron never thought that I could really play it rough!

A volley from my cannons at point blank cut off his wings

And another through his cockpit made him a puppet with no strings.

That’s life in the the 30th Century

You’re either fighting with the pirates or the Vanduul or the UEE.

That’s life in the 30th Century

There’s always a new trick to be learned By you… And me…

I made it to the beacon that was flashing in the night

It was floating in some wreckage that made quite a grizzly sight

I copied all the data and I heard the log play (I think the

pirates I dispatched were the ones who wrecked their day.)

I soon heard back from Tessa, I did good and I got paid

She was hoping I’d find aliens and not a pirate raid.

Another mission finished! Another job done!

Time to check the MobiGlas and find another one!

That’s life in the the 30th Century

Running drugs from the pirates, hunting bandits for the Advocacy.

That’s our life the 30th Century

Keep your ship flying well and there’s a place in the lore For you… Or me…

Welcome to the 30th Century

We’re makin’ money on the edge or we’re working for the UEE.

Welcome to the 30th Century

Where space is still a dangerous place For you… And me…

All music, lyrics, gameplay, and video editing is my own.

Special thanks to Nighthawk Zale, Mover Marcus, Kinshadow, and JAZAero for their helpful suggestions.