Note: Click HERE for a full-size 7' version of the chart in case you want to print it out and tape on a bedroom wall to make love to or whatever.

A geeky father, excited about his daughter's upcoming first birthday, decided to make her a geeky growth chart. This is her him standing by it. In case you can't tell, it measures height in tribbles, Yoda, R2-D2, Frodo, Princess Leia, a Dalek, Spock and Darth Vader. Me? I'm a solid Spock. With tribble balls. No -- R2-D2's.

Geeky Dad -- with another link to download a program that'll split the poster into pieces you can easily print. Also, to donate a couple bucks to his daughter's college fund for providing you with a free-of-charge growth chart.

Thanks to Mary, who prefers a more metric system of measuring height.