Ann Romney went on the magic electric picture box that so entertains the lesser orders, and informed The Help that there are some things that simply are not done...

Mitt Romney's wife is reinforcing her husband's refusal to make public several years of tax returns, saying "we've given all you people need to know" about the family's finances. "You know, you should really look at where Mitt has led his life, and where he's been financially," she said. "He's a very generous person. We give 10 percent of our income to our church every year. Do you think that is the kind of person who is trying to hide things, or do things? No. He is so good about it. Then, when he was governor of Massachusetts, didn't take a salary for four years."

Excuse me?

"You people"?

(Let us pause now to speculate on the megatonnage of faux-outrage that would be unleashed if Michelle Obama referred to the rest of us as "you people." Fifteen more milligrams, and Rush'd be on the moon.)

Tell me again that this whole political mess isn't about the fact that Willard doesn't think conventional rules apply to him, that he never has thought conventional rules applied to him, and that he doesn't go to bed every night cursing the Founders for not making the presidency a legacy position.

Charles P. Pierce Charles P Pierce is the author of four books, most recently Idiot America, and has been a working journalist since 1976.

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