Came home to a box on my bed labeled "Fragile." I never get boxes labeled "fragile." Perhaps it's a bomb, or a little Indian that got away from his cupboard. Or, perhaps, it's an awesome package from Condiment Santa! In my bio, I was quite brief but generally said that I am a chef, but have never had Vegemite/Marmite and if not they couldn't get that, I would like something unusual. "Surprise me" is basically what I said. First, I notice that the inventory page is from World Market. Oh baby, I know this is gonna be good! And it's all wrapped in more bubble wrap than the Kool-Aid man going down a flight of stairs. Even better! I happened to get a sneak peek at the invo list and I knew Vegemite was on there. My bro got a small tube of it, but there was no small tube in the box. First up, I found the Vegemite! This wasn't just a toothpaste size tube, but a whooping almost 8 oz jar of it. I am one of the only ones I know that regularly like fermented foods, so I am hoping I like this. If I do, I am certainly going to eat it all. If not, I will be tricking my friends and coworkers into eating it. But I am sure I will like it. Next up, I found Artichoke Lemon Pesto. Now, I'm a sucker for pesto and for artichoke dip, and I love cutting lemons because my hands smell like lemons for hours afterwards, even when I'm at work. I think I'm going to have to get a baguette tomorrow to try some of these out! Next up is a Dulce de Leche spread. I have had Dulce de Leche flavored candies before, and enjoyed them greatly, but I've always wanted to try a more original form of it. This is definitely a surprising find and I look forward to it. The label says it's great with ice cream or crepes. I may may some crepes soon. I'm not very good at making great crepes, but they at least taste good, so I think I'll have some for breakfast! My weakness is sweet stuff. Like, I could kill a man for a good chocolate bar. And finally, the creme de la crop, fermented chile paste. I have a weird thing with chiles: I'm not a fan of the heat of super spicy foods, but I've yet to find one I couldn't handle and I also like the flavor of the peppers themselves. I love kimchi and sriracha sauce and I'm assuming this will be like a mixture of the two. As said before, I am quite fond of fermented stuff. Since the jar says it's good with shrimp, I may bring it to work with me tomorrow (or today, since it's after midnight) because I work at a seafood restaurant. Santa: You are amazing for so many reasons. I know you must have done your research and considered many different things here. You got a collection of the Vegemite I asked for, a sweet sauce, a spicy sauce, and a mild, vegetable-type condiment. Each have a different category and each I know I will love! I know these were not cheap and I appreciate the time, consideration and even money you put towards the gifts. You have no idea how much I love these things and you! P.S. I say how much shipping was. If it were me, I would have "noped out" of that. I don't like pay more than a few dollars for shipping and you paid a fair bit for it.