Posted December 24, 2014 at 1:46 am

"CAPTAIN! This storyline is in danger of colliding with another storyline!"

"Damn. Deploy the Nanase needs to be back home before five for her date with Ellen plot device!"

"Sir! I'm not sure we ever actually established that was the reason she needed to be back home by then!"

"Well, we're establishing it NOW!"

"GASP!"