Considering the terrible things that President Donald Trump has said about Mexicans, it wouldn’t be surprising if the White House decided not to host its annual party celebrating a Mexican military victory.

But according to Politico, the White House plans to hold its Cinco de Mayo bash on Thursday, one day before the actual holiday.

Trump won’t be attending, though. He’s heading to New York, where Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull will join him aboard the USS Intrepid for an event marking the Battle of the Coral Sea.

Instead of Trump, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly plans to host the party in the Indian Treaty Room of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building.

It’s probably just as well, considering some of the most complimentary things Trump has said about Mexicans are an off-hand remark that “some, I assume, are good people” when he announced his presidential bid and a tweet on Cinco de Mayo last year praising the taco salad at Trump Tower.

Pence’s bland image, and the fact he comes from Indiana, led Raw Story to call the event “Cinco de Mayonnaise.”

And, of course, the internet chimed in hilariously about the party and Trump’s absence.

@politico @VP Except no eating with women and instead of tortillas they will serve white bread and mayo sammies. — Morrisa da Silva (@morrisadasilva) May 3, 2017

@politico @VP Mexicans pls stay away--a ploy to have you all deported Beware — Chella Torres (@ChellaTorres) May 3, 2017

@politico @VP Careful guys, he will be looking for those who prefer flautas over tacos. — Oswaldo Parra (@OswaldoParra) May 3, 2017

@Hadas_Gold He's busy doing a Sinko de Country. — (((Republican't))) (@POdTexan) May 3, 2017

@Hadas_Gold @politico But there'll be NO hitting pinatas. Mother says it's practically S&M.... 😂 — Susen Rotto (@SusenRotto) May 3, 2017

@Hadas_Gold @politico That's because he thinks it commemorates the victory of Mayo over mustard. And everyone knows mustard is king at his table. — Tony Mora (@fishnbaja1) May 3, 2017

@politico @VP @VP hosting cinco de mayo makes about as much sense as @BarackObama hosting a klan meeting — Kathleen Kowalczyk (@KatyMKowal14125) May 3, 2017

But at least one person wanted to join the festivities.