- THRUSTERS ARE AT 20%,CAPTAIN.

- ENGAGE, ENSIGN,WARP FACTOR ONE.

- CAPTAIN, WE HAVEAN INCOMING FACETIME REQUEST

FROM ERIC CARTMAN.

- ON SCREEN.

- OH, HEY, GUYS.WHAT'S UP?

- NOTHING MUCH.

WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO CHECK OUTA CLASS "M" PLANET

THAT MIGHT HAVE NEW SOURCESOF TRIRILLIUM.

- GOD, THESE GUYSARE SUCH DORKS.

- JUST FIND OUTWHO THEY'RE LOYAL TO.

- UH, YEAH,BIG DONG AND PROSPER.

UM, LISTEN, GUYS.YOU'RE XBOX PEOPLE, RIGHT?

- GIVEN THE XBOX'SFASTER FRAME RATE,

WE HAVE NO CHOICEBUT TO DECLARE IT

THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY FITFOR STARFLEET.

- OH, MY GOD,THEY'RE SO GAY.

UM, COOL.

WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU

THAT WE HAVE A WAYFOR YOU TO JOIN US

IN GETTING XBOX ONESSUPER CHEAP?

- CHEAP XBOX ONES?FOR REALS?

- THE FEDERATION HAS AGREEDTO FIGHT WITH US.

WITH THEMAND THE KINDERGARTNERS,

OUR ARMY HASJUST DOUBLED IN SIZE.

YOU STILL THINKYOU CAN CONVINCE STAN

TO COME BACK TO OUR SIDE,DON'T YOU, SIR KYLE?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- YOU CAN'T CHANGE HIS MIND,SIR KYLE.

SONY PEOPLE DON'T THINKWITH LOGIC.

HE BETRAYED US AND NOW WE MUSTOUT-GAME-OF-THRONES HIM

BY MAKINGPOWERFUL ALLIANCES.

- OH, DON'T EVENGET ME STARTED!

I KEEP WATCHING THAT SHOWAND I'M STILL WAITING

FOR THE DARN DRAGONS TO SHOW UPAND KICK EVERYONE'S BUTTS.

BUT ALL I GET IS WIENER,WIENER, WIENER.

IT'S NOT ALL GAY WIENER,

BUT WHEN THEY DO SHOWA STRAIGHT GUY'S WIENER,

IT'S ALL SOFT AND FLOPPY,

EVEN THOUGH HE JUST GOT DONEHUMPING A PRETTY GIRL.

WHY IS THAT?

BECAUSE A SOFT WIENERISN'T THREATENING,

JUST LIKE A GAY WIENER.

- BUTTERS, YOU SEEM TO BESOMEWHAT OBSESSED WITH WIENERS.

- I'M OBSESSED WITH WIENERS?WHAT ABOUT HBO?

- THIS ISN'T HELPING US,BUTTERS.

- THE SONY PEOPLE MIGHT NOT BEOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM.

- [muffled]

- TWITTER SAYS THEY'REINTRODUCING A NEW ELMO DOLL

THIS CHRISTMAS.

- WHAT NEW ELMO DOLL?