TREY: Professor, why would Republicans stupidly agitate voters in Wisconsin who will simply turn around and vote against them next election?



HOBO: You've read comic books, right? Heroes emerge, but in some manner they forge their own arch-nemesis. So, Bush begot Obama, Obama begot the Tea Party, and the Tea Party begot the striking teachers. It's cyclical.



JIMMY: Like how the Emperor begot Vader, who begot Luke?

RICK: Or Davy Jones begot Leif Garret, who begot Vanilla Ice, who begot Bieber!



