American companies like Cisco and IBM have been blasted, for helping the Beijing regime keep its grip on China. Will Dean Kamen and the makers of the Segway transporter come under similar criticism, now that "Chinese elite anti-terror police officers are wheeling into action ahead of next month's Beijing Olympics on [their] two-wheeled scooters?" The* Daily Mail *presents the photographic evidence for this new union of thought-controlled contraptions and thought-controlling Communists:

(Way to roll: RYP, who quips, "Ya gotta love a country that turns a Segway into a tool of oppressing the masses... I can envision a drunk man with shopping bags trying to block their path."