There's no need to ask. I think I know what you were doing...

You can try ice and some oil to slip it out. If it doesn't work, you're either going to have to break the bottle or go to the ER. Since you don't want to go to anyone, get the hammer out.

How little are you anyway? You could actually squeeze into a beer bottle? I can barely get my thumb in one.

LOL I'm sorry, but this is funny. B4iquit's joke was hilarious as well as your situation. "Try not to bottle up your feelings..." Haha.

Next time, stick with a hand. Or a vagina.