Are you crazy? Look at how choppy this water is. Bringing your key is just asking for it to get lost. And does this bathing suit look like it’s got pockets? Please.

Now, you know I’ve always wanted to be fucked in the ocean. So you’d better be packing that strap-on under your bathing suit. Yes, I know it’s crowded in there with the cage. Things’ll be even more crowded in your ass tonight if you fail to completely satisfy me.

