Opening up the card, my "santa" has tried to play off his evil intentions with a note. which I will transcribe here:

Brynath, Merry Christmas! I hope that the weeks leading up to the holiday have been fun and filled with family. Mine sure have! A very quick bio about me so that you can get a sense of who was matched with you. I am a 20 year old male currently in college studying Global Disease Biology (the coolest major ever). in a lot of ways, you and I are very similar, we both love the same kind of books, drinking tea/coffee, etc. That made it easy to shop for you! By the way, I'm sorry you had to move back to Alaska after living in sunny beautiful California! ;)

Ok hold the transcription for a sec.... now I know he is messing with me, Why would I want to live in a state that is always hot, and sunny, where you never see snow, and can't look out your kitchen window and see the ocean and some lovely volcanic mountains? sheesh, ok transcription on: