1. "hate boss" Hopefully your asshole boss will be OK with your public posts about how much you hate them?

2. "weird rash" This one's mostly about babies, but there are some choice oversharers in here too.

4. "one night stand" There's a much higher number of people who are looking for a one night stand on Facebook than people who have successfully had them. Which is depressing.

5. "hate + boyfriend" Are they not Facebook friends with their boyfriends? Or is this how they communicate? I don't get it.

7. "peed pants" An unscientific survey of these results reveals that most people peeing their pants are peeing their pants with delight, rather than through general incontinence. So that's something.

9. "my dui" People who get DUIs are kind of hilarious.