Boomstick: Satsuki came to be in what is the most epic origin known to man, her god awful Mother Ragyo Kiryuin stole the Marvel Universe's Infinity Gauntlet and used it to merge the words 'Epic' and 'Badass', and turned the result into a human baby.

Whiz:

Boomstick: THE HELL IT ISN'T WHIZ!!!!

Whiz: Fine, I'm not even going to argue with you on this, it's not worth it.





