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Liverpool striker Fabio Borini has been on Twitter less than a week, and he is off to a flying start by making funny snow jokes and retweeting pictures of himself mocked up as a Spartan warrior.

He also tweeted a picture that will completely ruin the surprise of the lavish gifts he has bought his sister for her birthday: some Isabel Marant shoes, a salmon-colored something from Stella McCartney and, er, a bra from Victoria's Secret.

I don't have a sister, but if I did, I can't imagine I would buy her sexy lingerie and tell 56,000 people about it.