***Click here if the GIF does not display properly*** Former PRIDE FC Heavyweight Champion Fedor Emelianenko appeared in the Sochi Opening Ceremony for the 2014 Winter Games (via Zombie Prophet), donning a beard and doing all sorts of badass Viking-type things like raising a giant wooden bridge and slurping down wine in the snowy wilderness that is Mother Russia. "The Last Emperor" -- who retired in 2012 -- was last seen carrying the Olympic torch (video here). If anyone needs me, I'll be out back tearing up my man card.