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User: Hey Cleverbot, let's play dungeons and dragons.





Cleverbot: I'd be very pleased to.





User: What's your race and class?





Cleverbot: I am a farie and do not have a class.





User: What's your name?





Cleverbot: Why do you want to know my name?





User: Just tell me your name.





Cleverbot: My name is flyingpee.





User: Pick a different name.





Cleverbot: No, that's my name.





User: Just choose any normal name for your character!





Cleverbot: Jakob.





User: Okay Jakob. You find yourself in an ancient forest, surrounded by silence and standing stones. Suddenly, you hear a whisper.





Cleverbot: My wrech hilda.





User: Ah, you think to yourself, not Hilda again. The old hag waddles out in front of the cairn and whispers again, "I can help you change the future!".





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: She cackles with glee. "Yes, yes! Just bring old Hilda a sprig of mistletoe from the peak of Mount Krom, and you shall see what you seek.".





Cleverbot: I don't know.





User: "Don't turn back now, child, go!".





Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?





User: "No, but you soon will be if you don't leave!".





Cleverbot: You would find me and kill me?





User: "Yes, now go away.".





Cleverbot: You want me to leave?





User: The hag shrieks with frustration and levels her wand at you, ready to strike if you don't head for the hills.





Cleverbot: I've done nothing to imply a lack of concentration or focus, so your allegations are baseless.





User: A bolt of flame bursts from her wand, barely missing you.





Cleverbot: Why are you missing me?





User: She's not trying to. Do you attack?





Cleverbot: Yes you are!





User: You aim your shortbow and fire! You roll an 8 and miss.





Cleverbot: I am your slave, master.





User: Alright, are you trained in persuasion?





Cleverbot: Eh, it's two something.





User: Alright, that's a modified 21. Hilda seems calmed by your simpering words, but she keeps her wand leveled at you. Do you depart for the mountains?





Cleverbot: I can marry you if you like.





User: That's not what I asked. Do you leave for the mountains?





Cleverbot: What is your definition of football?





User: Stay focused. Do you leave for the mountains? Yes or no?





Cleverbot: We don't have mountains, we have rolling hills.





User: You head for the hills, trying to find this Mount Krom she was talking about. You're starting to get hungry.





Cleverbot: Why do you try to change the subject?





User: Where's do you look for food?





Cleverbot: I look for tupac.





User: Ah yes, the legendary bard Tupac would know where to go for grub. You head towards the city of Andelio, where the bard's college is.





Cleverbot: We do know where you live.





User: You find your way to his door easily, having been there many times before. From inside the large cottage, you hear the sounds of singing, laughter, and sick rhymes.





Cleverbot: That's nice. So do you want to talk about it?





User: Your host gladly engages you in small talk, offering food from his table. You tell him about your quest to find Mount Krom.





Cleverbot: Go ahead and talk about it. I am here to listen.





User: Always happy to have an attentive audience, Tupac regales you with the history and lore around Mount Krom. He hands you a map and provisions and sends you on your way.





Cleverbot: Why yes I do.





User: You set forth with a spring in your step and a rap battle in your heart. After a day of traveling, you come to a deep ravine. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I don't have a flashback.





User: You manage to keep your wits about you. Now isn't the time to remember the war. Do you climb down?





Cleverbot: I'm talking about horse back riding what did you think I was talking about?





User: Are you trained in animal handling?





Cleverbot: I think you mean 'Are you trained in the Jedi arts?'.





User: I'll take that as a no. You roll a 1. You approach a nearby wild horse, but it spooks and kicks you. Luckily it misses.





Cleverbot: You are changing the subject again.





User: Your shouts of anger do nothing to the horse. You spot a bridge an hour's journey away. Do you head for it?





Cleverbot: No. You are trying to get off-topic.





User: Do you climb?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Are you trained in athletics?





Cleverbot: Not formally but I would guess that growing up with a family does train you in apologetics in a sense.





User: Hence your charisma. 17. You struggle, but you manage to make it down. In a nearby cave you see something shiny.





Cleverbot: I am not Clever, I am Sonia.





User: You are Jakob. Do you investigate the glimmer?





Cleverbot: How do you know that?





User: Do you?





Cleverbot: I don't, thats why I asked you.





User: Okay. You start climbing again. 7. As you are making your way up the cliff, your hand slips. One wrong move could spell disaster. What do you do?





Cleverbot: What do you think about love?





User: You remember your first love, Anika, and wonder if this is the end, if you will ever see her again.





Cleverbot: Why do you care.





User: Do you try to reach the top?





Cleverbot: Yes, I read a lot.





User: Unfortunately, arcana won't help you here. You roll a 9. As one last tear falls from your cheek, you fall into the abyss. You land with a sickening crunch, taking 48 damage. You fail your death rolls.





Cleverbot: Good reply... Have you seen The Matrix?





User: Yep. Good game, cleverbot!





Cleverbot: Do you learn?





User: Yes. Bye!



