I am not a music expert. I am, however, a Taylor Swift expert. I'm a stan. A groupie. A solider in her army. I love her. To me, she can do no wrong. Seriously, she could punch an old lady in the face and I'd be like: "I'm sure that old lady is secretly an assassin and Taylor just saved all of us. You're welcome, America!"

So obviously I look forward to her new albums with the fervor people usually reserve for welcoming new babies into the world. Now I know it's early, but here is how I rank the songs from 1989, including the bonus tracks because I am no amateur.