“Coronavirus spread is not my fault”, however

I go running with a shopping bag, just in case

I go out every day just to buy tobacco

I go to the supermarket every day just to buy bread

I don’t use gloves, is not necessary

I go to my second residency close to the beach to have a better time

I go to my home village to spend the quarantine with my family

I go to the supermarket twice a week to do my groceries

I need the government telling me to stay at home

“Pollution is not my fault”, however

I don’t use public transport because it’s too crowded

I buy fruits wrapped in plastic

I don’t recycle, in the end, everything goes to the same place

who cares if I throw something in the street

I don’t recycle, it’s very difficult

I don’t carry my bags to the supermarket, I forget them

I use the lift instead of stairs

I let the heating working the whole day to be warm when I come back home after a long day working

I like to wear shorts at home even in winter, so I set the heating temperatures much higher than needed

as I have central heating in my building, I let windows opened because it’s too hot, but I don’t care, cause I pay the same

I take long and hot showers every morning, I need them to wake up

I like to buy new clothes every month, I like to follow fashion

I like to buy low-quality, but high environmental impact products to save money

I like to buy a new phone every year, I need the latest technology available to check Whatsapp and Instagram and take photos of my dog

I don’t bother repairing things, it’s easier and cheaper to buy new ones

I buy bigger cars just in case sometimes I need more space

I eat beef very frequently, it’s just burps and farts

I leave the lights on at home because it looks great and it’s cheap