The scientists, engineers and geniuses at Muttonbone believe that sodomizing an inflatable sheep should be a wonderful experience for everyone concerned. The Love Ewe was created for that very special time when one embraces their inner-shepherd and seizes the supple thighs of destiny.

A: Vanity Flap

…or “tail”. The vanity flap is there to keep the sexual tension and mystery alive between you and your sheep.

B: Garter Belt

Provides the best approximation of where a sheep’s waist is. Arousal is critical in consummating an act with a Love Ewe—an errant glimpse of oneself “inflagrante delicto” with the sheep in a mirror can quickly dampen the fires of passion. That’s why we’ve selected a bright shade of Amsterdam Red lipstick that complements our patented painted on fishnet stockings to keep the Love Ewe looking alluring from both ends at all times.