ENVY= "Hello, my name is Envy Avarice Vanity, I am 29 years old, I'm from Santa Monica, California, and I am so sexy, it's a sin!"



Q-How did you get your drag name?

ENVY= "Well, one night, I got passed-out drunk on my couch, with my TV on, and, when I woke up, the movie that was playing was 'Se7en'. I took it as a sign from God, and chose the prettiest sounding sins: Envy, avarice, which means greed, and vanity, which means pride.



Q-From?

ENVY= "I was born and raised in Waterloo, Iowa, a town famous for being a place where serial killer, John Wayne Gacy owned a KFC. My dad, probably not wanting me to grow up to become a murder who sells chicken, sent me to Santa Monica for a chance at a normal life. And, instead, I became a drag queen."



Q-First drag performance?

ENVY= "Oh, boy. I was eighteen, it was at the bar I work at now, Splash, and, it was for free. And now I get paid."



Q-Most outlandish look?

ENVY= "Most outlandish? Probably my Lizzie Borden dress. What's more outlandish than an ax murderer? Alleged murderer. Do lawyers care if it's a hundred years after the suspect died?"



Q-Favorite queen from previous seasons?

ENVY= "Well, every queen is a fierce queen,but, if I have to pick a favorite, it would have to be Manila Luzon, because she's sexy, funny, has all these pop culture references in her costumes, like Big Bird and Cookie Monster. It's good to know that I'm not the only queen who watches too much TV."



Q-Best advice received?

ENVY= "The best advice was from my drag mother, the late Marigold Lightly, and she said, don't you ever feel bad about what makes you happy. If your tastes are a little different, don't you dare feel ashamed by it. Be as weird as you want to be."



Q-Favorite RuPaul saying?

ENVY= "My favorite's got to be, 'anyone who leaves the house wearing a wig and a pair of heels is my hero', because it takes a real man to be a lady."



Q-If you had to lip-sync for your life what song would it be to?

ENVY= "The song I'd lip-sync for my life to will have to be 'Criminal' by Fiona Apple. It's my signature song, and I can camp it up, I can make it sexy, I can do a lot to that song."



Q-First celebrity crush?

ENVY= "Hot damn! I'm gonna sound like a huge fucking nerd, but, I gotta say my first celebrity crush was The Incredible Hulk. Like, when he was changing, and all his clothes were ripping off, I liked that. I like ripping shit up. I break a lot of shit that way."



Q-Bitten by a shark or mauled by a lion?

ENVY= "I got to say mauled by a lion. Not only will you get cool scars, but, it's a better story to tell people!"



Q-Last show you binged watched?

ENVY= "'The Twilight Zone', because I'm a huge fucking nerd!"



Q-If you were stranded on a desert island, what three things you would need?

ENVY= "I'm gonna have to bring my Johnny, because he's my boyfriend, food for Johnny, because I like my men well-fed, and a giant tub of Nair, because I'm one hairy bitch."



Q-Perfect first date?

ENVY= "Some dinner, I want my man to eat, a movie, a walk on the beach, then some sexy time on the beach. I know it's illegal, let them try to stop us."



Q-Fashion icon?

ENVY= "It has to be Catwoman. She is so sexy, and so kick-ass, and pretty much invented the cat-suit. Where would my career be without a good, skin-tight cat-suit?"



Q-Beauty tip?

ENVY= "Make sure every single inch of your body is clean before, during, and after you put on your make-up. Keep some moist towelettes near by, and scrub that ass down!"



Q-Dream guest judge?

ENVY= "I would love to have Wonder Woman herself, Linda motherfucking Carter be on the judges panel. That would be the greatest thing ever to happen to my geeky gay ass."



Q-One characteristic a significant other must have?

ENVY= "A big, fat ass. I love me some fat boys."



Q-Why did you audition?

ENVY= "Well, my drag mother wanted to audition, but, died before I mailed her tape in, and, when I told my boyfriend about it, he thought that I should give it a try. And, I thought about it, and, why the Hell shouldn't I audition, I can dance, sew, be funny, be sexy, I good divine, I'm the whole damn package!"



Q-Spirit animal?

ENVY= "Probably an elephant. Because I have a big ass, a bigger nose, and I never forget...who stole my shit."