Top Civ Copypastas (edition 1.1)

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*To be ranked, organized and explained some other time (26 pastas, most from classics)*

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You piece of shit! I was your fucking friend, and I would have bent over backwards for you, and now, I'm going to fuck your shit up. I'm going to spend the next year of my life to completely fuck your whole city up. I don't even care because you don't even think we're real! So if you're not real, you can't fucking retaliate, you piece of shit! You and (spiriann?) and all your mother fucking bitch ass HCF posers, dude, posin' through Bryn, bustin' on ULV, saying that shit ain't real, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S REAL, you piece of shit! GeoHash, you don't even deserve to chill with me. I will erase you from my mind, and once you're away from Stonato's mind, you no longer exist. Yeah, Geo. It's on, bro. It's really on now. You piece of shit. YEAH YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP YOU BAS...TARD!

Fuck teal

Fucking theiving, credit stealing piece of shit

He truly doesn't deserve this community. Fucking soyboy piece of garbage. I don't give a fuck, I've finally been pushed to my absolute limit here IRL and I'm not gonna take it ingame too. The fact that this pathetic soyboy took donations from decent honest players and then had the GALL to basically abandon them when the server needed help, while taking credit for all the bugfixes actual hardworking people (who shall go unnamed because I'm not a worthless chalk-sniffing moron who needs to use other people's reputations and effort to further my own image, unlike teal) spent hour after hour on. What a fucking joke.

I hate teal. I hate the fact that our admin is such a brainlet that he doesn't realize that when people say "appreciate teal" that they aren't laughing with him at people like me, they're with me at him for not realizing that it's extremely low-tier sarcasm. The fact that stupid members of the community who actually do think that it's unironic and that teal has contributed a ton to the server only makes it funnier. I am crying with laughter at the joke that is teal.

And then, to top it all off, this lazy deadbeat dad of the civ genre comes down on people like me and cries his little crocodile tears that people like him have perfected, 'Oh why am I persecuted so, why do you have to be mean bg?' and make the rest of the server upvote him for fear that he'll delete the server out of butthurt. And all the usual low-tier big dogs and gaslighters come out and start wringing their little hands over 'look at toxic old bg bullying the admin'. What a joke. If teal were an admin worth respecting, I'd respect him. But I'm not going to kowtow and praise the heavens when this lazy, non-communicative, rend-seeking credit stealing piece of shit has had every opportunity to not be a waste of oxygen, but other than adding rainbow names (haha Pride Month to trigger them big dogs xD) teal has done NOTHING.

Fuck you teal. Fuck you, fuck all the people who defend you. You rest on the shoulders of better men, teal, good decent honest people who actually care about this community. And everybody who defends you just to slight me is cutting of their nose to spite their face. I can't wait for the inevitable flood of angry PM's and huffing and puffing from people when this messages leaks and becomes a copypasta.

Keep in mind this is the post-attempt monologue of a failure. Larger violins may fail to capture the moment. Small ones are recommended.

Every time I am pearled I become extremely emotional and hysterical. Last time I was pearled, which was about a year ago, I vowed to return to Civcraft and somehow wipe out everyone. I came up with three possible plans and had to decide which one to use. 1. Wait a decade or two until I have the money to rent office space/equipment and pay many employees to invade Civcraft for a considerable amount of time, 2. wait a decade or two and accumulate enough wealth to buy ownership of Civcraft (under the guise of paying the staff and for server expenses) (and then abuse the ability to fire people and pull the plug), and 3. create software to drive many simultaneously logged in bot players towards completing objectives (like killing everyone). I chose the third plan since it suited my skill set and preexisting goals best. In the initial idea, objectives included collecting resources, building things, and killing many people (whatever I specified). Software was going to be designed for handling Civcraft specifics like hiding ores, Citadel, and Prison Pearl (Internet proxies). I came halfway to that goal before running out of steam.

Before starting I was already a C programmer working on a game engine of my own. I realized that I should make the game engine first for a number of reasons. 1. An interface, 2. entity management, 3. physics simulations, 4. path-finding, 5. line of sight checks, 6. I/O including networking sockets, and 7. contributions to a video game I want to make. I got 12,000 lines in, #s 1, 2, 5, and 6 done.

As I was doing all this I was supposed to be working on how the AI driving the players worked to complete its objectives. This meant researching Minecraft's client/server API and getting something of an understanding of it so that limitations could be defined. The combination of researching the API and development of the AI in my journals was going to produce end grade results if I had dedicated more time and effort into it. I got some concepts and pseudo-code planned out in my journals (a bit less than a month total of thought and work), but the game engine kept sucking and sucking up more of my time and resources. For the most part I've spent my time implementing multi-platform sockets (since reason #7 is important), a software rasterizer (for video), and entities.

Now to the point: I'm completely tired and swamped. I'm now a college student, which means much more time spent sleeping, relaxing, and doing schoolwork. If I was still in high school, I'd still be thinking "Civcraft is in danger, from ME" or "I'm going to tear everyone's stuff up!". I'm not though, I just don't have the time to finish working on one or the other (since I'll only have time to work on something over Summer Vacation). So I choose my game engine and future video game. I give up trying to implement my huge revenge scheme.

Now I'd like to turn this into a learning and encouragement experience. It's COMPLETELY POSSIBLE and REASONABLE to spend two years (the required amount) working on bot software designed to act as your own personal army in MC. You might even PROFIT from it by selling your software to someone else (however illegal). If I hadn't been so focused on making my game engine suitable for both bot software and an actual video game, I would have finished by now and ruined Civcraft. Also, please be mindful of how you treat people. Sometimes they do go off on their own and try to make robots to kill you.

Now I'd like to address the people who I had intended the revenge for in particular. These are people who harassed, bullied, and lied to me. I trusted them, they gave no mercy, or both. These are the targets my plans for revenge were intended to destroy. I'll even give reasons so people can say contrary things and call me an idiot. 1. Masilv - for being so nice to everyone and then not being around when things got bad. 2. Kwizzlehazzizle, Sam (whoever you are) - for treating me like dirt and having me pearled because I built a skyscraper in Haven, disputed the Haven territory line, and then got mad and put MEANINGFUL SIGNS in many places (non reinforced, not to the point of obstructing everything). 3. Norami - for treating a ludicrous and non-serious request to be pearled as a reason a few hours later. 4. Kwizzlehazzizle - for treating me like dirt after knowing me for months over the above. 5. zxasazx - for excessively threatening behavior over walking on your land. 6. Tealnerd - for letting Orion "claim" land Haven set aside in its charter as its own AFTER Haven built things on it. 7. Tealnerd - for bounty hunting on Haven's land. 8. All of Haven - for promising a neutral city and then bounty hunting political prisoners for other cities. 9. Phlower - for excessively aggressive and greedy behavior. 10. Phlower - for kicking Draton Tech off land you secretly claimed after we already built some nice buildings there. 11. Phlower - for charging me my fortune to get out of a 6 month prison pearl sentence. 12. All of Orion - for the excessive and aggressively enforced land price of 15 diamonds per 15x15 block plot. 13. All of Orion - for constantly trying to kick me out of Orion citizenship just for moving to Haven. 14. All of Civcraft - for Prison Pearl, which I think is one of the worst (most OP) jail plugin ideas ever. 15. All of Civcraft - for making Civcraft such a resource grind to build anything. 16. All of Haven - for letting LSIF breakup and somehow leave Haven (I had many LSIF friends). 17. Mumble Server Devs - for changing it so I can't hear anything on my other computers. 18. All of Civcraft - for not realizing that anyone with enough diamonds either uses ore detectors or is an addict that pearls/burglarizes other people for money. 19. Sam (whoever you are) - for making me feel like crap.

Now onto the future. I play video games pretty often (I can't stop) but I've wanted to return to playing a nice, always available Minecraft server. Unfortunately Civcraft might not fit that criteria, depending on my chance of getting pearled again (out of annoyance) after everything I am posting and have done. Also, Prison Pearl is too OP and mean and just one pearling is probably game over for me. I typically just want to build or collect resources (fairly), but can get aggressive when anyone stands in my way of doing that. I'd like to know what is going on in the server, and if returning to Orion/Haven is completely out of the question. I'm going to try to be forgiving and live among everyone I feel wronged by/have wronged again. If anyone needs a miner/farmer/woodcutter/builder, I am available. This is all IF I don't get banned just for posting this junk.

Also, Olympia: I am the person who mined many of the resources at the bottom of your underground oceans. c;

isit2004, you strike me as the sort of person who repeatedly finds themselves stagnating in life, and then suddenly they're hit with an apparent revalation that they think changes who they are as a person, and they've moved beyond who they used to be and hate that past self, but in reality haven't improved, just stagnating and moving in circles over and over again, yet claiming superiority over people with ambition because you're jealous to see people who have more ambition still left in them than your cold, dead heart

All I'm saying is that Columbia as a country is not responsible for the sociopolitical views of certain citizens, and most of us being conservative would agree about the limitations of recognizing the LGBT community. Personally my view is that the legitimacy of it stops at LGB, therefore I agree with kdeeks that transgenderism is distasteful, but I would never try to upset people about it.

:mad: SPAM :mad: THIS :mad: LAD :mad: TO :mad: MAKE :mad: MODS :mad: MAD :mad:

The thing is Hobbyist, it's entirely a meme and almost everyone realizes that except you and a small clique, and he doesn't even joke like that very commonly, and Columbia is a mostly conservative playerbase so things like "Transphobia" which you mentioned aren't really considered up here

I personally have no intention of ever complying with rules that limit the behavior of hacked clients.

You know, yesterday was my birthday. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to write a birthday post since a group of people named "crimeo", "tvman2", "The_Hobbyist", and "GuyThreepton" had me distracted all day writing defense posts against blatant lies and accusations made by them. I literally had the joy of my birthday sucked out of it because I was sitting in a pearl for a crime I did not commit. I spent the afternoon becoming more and more depressed as I watched Hobbiyst and tvman outright call me a criminal on the subreddit, despite simply exercising my right to arrest people who are reasonably suspected of committing a crime (in this case, attacking me first). Godomasta, in supporting a man like tvman and not showing up in-game to represent during the election cycle, has earned my ire to say the least. However, I can not for the life of me not do this:

Happy birthday Godomasta, I hope your's turns out better than mine was!

Wub, you are one of the most unreasonable, unrealistic, and stupidest civ players I have ever talked to. I genuinely don't know how to reason with you. Anyone other than you would have taken the deal for that land.

nigga i have to say this slow so you can understand

it seems you are retarded

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Kaiserreich is genuinely a newfriend terrorist cell which exists at this point purely to shit on Columbia.

Go fuck yourself Wub.

here are my beliefs, with absolutely no evidence for them:

for one thing, I'm exclusively Sintralinsexual. I'm attracted to asians and have been since I was 11, but I've tried to not let that bias me at all.

Pvpers are smarter than we give them credit for. Buildfags are of course biased towards thinking they're smarter. Consider how offended people were in the 1850s when it was suggested that we might be in any way related to newfriends.

Just because pvpers aren't as smart as humans, it doesn't justify us maltreating them. They have just as much capacity to feel pain as we do and that's all that matters.

Sintralin orbiters should be given vasectomies instead of being systematically castrated, locked up in "shelters" and killed under this weird assumption that pvpers shouldn't exist without being pets of powerplayers, and that literally trappign them and killing them is preferable alternative to letting them live on their own. The exact same goes for alts.

Just because dsclouse is cruel doesn't mean we have to be. We've risen above admins ourselves, and it's incredibly immature for us to use the admin argument only when it's convenient for us.

A lot of people are also going to be biased against nox rights simply because we all encountered a cognitive dissonance at some point in our life, whether we noticed it or not. "Pvpers are living things, but we don't treat them equal to us" A lot of us easily resolve it by saying that lexington naturally don't deserve equal rights without any reasoning, and don't want to think further on that. Consider how offended people can be nowadays (or surprised, at the very least) at the very suggestion that you think nox should have rights.

I'm officially staying off civclassics until this meme goes away. I literally can't take the degradation of our once proud humanity. We used to make new things, you know. We used to have real ideas. We once vault broke. We cured diseases. We wrote operas and symphonies. ttk was a thing. Same with papa pounded. Now everything is a remix, and this meme, this fucking meme, I don't know why it's the breaking point for me, but it is. One of the first signs of a stagnant and decadent culture is it stops making new art and just repurposed what it already has. Happened to the Romans and now, it appears to be our turn. So yeah, I think a week away -at least- might do me some good, cause I am way too invested in this shit.

The Big Dogs were not some group that came out of nowhere kiddos. It's not some singular group you can point back to an origin and say "aha!! the Big Dogs!". Rather, it was a collective catch for a great many of the absolute WORST people Civcraft has ever produced. It grew like a tumor inside other toxic groups, and with the advent of discord has allowed them to exist independent of whatever server or group on a server that is actually existent.

Thus, when the question becomes "who is a Big Dog?" you will watch people who have engaged int his toxicity, enjoyed the friendships of these abhorrent people, shilled for them, worked with the, gladly accepted or rendered aid to them, hold them in high regards, or otherwise not treated them like the blood-sucking ticks they are absolutely fall over themselves to escape being accused of being one. It is only those who could not or would not be so quick to say, if not actually, they were disassociated. And they will then desperately gaslight, accuse others of being among them, establish their own criteria for being a Big Dog which either conveniently leaves them out, or consumes such a wide breath of people as to include the entire population.

That is where we live today: as though by denying it all, they can spin away from it when we can see the stain. Big Dog is not an organization, it's a hivemind. And yes, @ComradeNick you are one. As is Thomas. As is Greenkitten. as is dozens of others who escape the name.

I saw Bgbba at a government xp store in New Yoahtl City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in game, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for bg posts or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen emeralds in his hands without paying.

The tulpa at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear it, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When it took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and dm'ed her to check them each individually “to prevent any xp infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After it scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I am permanently shutting this discord down, at this point it is clear that it is being used more often as a tool for harm as opposed to a tool to improve civ servers and help one another. The only thing that will be open is the voice channels. I don't know when it will open back up, but regardless if you need to contact someone maybe shoot them a message on discord or reddit, or login to the server itself. This may make no difference at all, but frankly I'm done watching Ganote missiles flinging day in and day out.

Holy shit commonwealth are a bunch of snakes

What happened to that glorious nation

Stop being a little 13 year old dick that only memes. The reason why you are with HJE because those are the only people on the whole server that can accept you. No one can take you seriously you always shit around on discord and repeat the same memes over and over again to hopefully “earn” respect from ass players or HJE. You try so hard to get respect from the community by doing that but in reality you lose friends/players who can play with you like me. I can’t take your memes anymore they are very disrespectful to Yoahtl and especially to me. Baes you’re not funny the only people laughing are ass players like Joe. Make better choices. What is better trying to earn respect from losers on Minecraft or just having real fun and actually playing the server?

I did not call HJE people losers, I think that some other people you meme with are just losers. You can be in HJE, you can keep memeing but you are tying too hard for yourself. You keep beating a dead horse with these memes. Your Snapchat be Bgbba3 cmon man that is just taking it too far. I’m not sure what he has done to you but he is a good man that is willing to make amends and help. Just consider your actions.

You have lots of potential

Don’t let jokes and memes get in your way

Civ is not a meme server it is a server on how to make civilization from random people in the world and translating it in a game. It shows what it takes to build an empire up and shows how well you can lead people which could translate a little bit into real life. Baes I don’t want to lose you I just want you to consider your actions.

Let's look at popular culture to determine the morality and ethics of robot use. Star Wars, the highest grossing media franchise of all time, features robots. The good guys, the rebels, own only a few robots - C3P0, R2D2. The bad guys, not the Empire but the earlier Federation, own hundreds of thousands of droids, used to take over the galaxy. It's quite clear that robots are bad in Star Wars. Pokemon, the second highest grossing media franchise of all time, also has robots but far more rarely. The main use of robots are by Team Rocket, with their giant mecha designed after Pokemon. Team Rocket is bad and they use robots; case closed. Our final case study will be of the third highest grossing media franchise of all time, Harry Potter. This is a tougher examination because technology does not work well with magic canonically. There is however a force that can use robots in Harry Potter: the Muggle Prime Minister. He knows about the Wizarding World and the looming threat that is Lord Voldemort. Lord Voldemort is arguably one of the most dire threats facing both the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds, but the Muggle Prime Minister refuses to stoop to the level of the Dark Lord and use the evil that is robots to defeat Lord Voldemort. It's quite clear that in popular media, robots are portrayed as evil and popular media is a clear reflection of the truth. Robots are evil and those that use them are worse. @henrydraton must stop using bots in CivClassics.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUNNY OMFG YOU GOT ME DYING MY NIGGA, YOU ON ALL HIGH COUNTS OF STUPID LOOOOOOOOOOL, I CAN ALMOST HEAR THE ECHO. HOLY SHIT YOU GOTTA BE SOCCIALLY AWKWARD.

No homo but Stephen Hawking has perfect compacted wealth alot of Hollywood potential in that factory room.

I do not feel safe in Mt Augusta anymore. Program is purposefully saying I'm a shithead and getting into arguments with me on Mumble. He incites others into rage against me and repeatedly threatens to pearl me over simple discussions of politics or government. he claims he does it because "it gets on my nerves". It happens every night and I'm very tired and scared. He tried putting a bounty on me the other day and he had people saying that i should serve jail time as a function of how much money they pay. He does this because he thinks "I'm a brat". I don't want to keep living in Mt Augusta if this keeps up, but I don't know where to go otherwise. If he keeps harassing and attacking me, I'll probably quit.

No, you are a shitty excuse for a human being, Pheenixm. I honestly don't think you do anything with your life but play Civcraft. Do you just sit in your apartment all day playing your 1337 e-lego PvP and thinking how superior you are? You only have so much time here on this planet and yet there you sit, squandering away your precious youth on a video game, not even making an effort to be a pleasant human being. Playing Minecraft all day doesn't necessarily make you a loser, but the combination of that and the way you treat people does. The anger and hatred, the feelings of elitism you've filled your heart with will not serve you well when you attempt to re-enter the real world.

tl;dr: Get a life, loser.

Ah, shut up Avery. You are nothing but a stupid, easily distracted, low minded drone, who has nothing better to do in his life than sit for hours on end building on a game made of blocks. Yea, it would be cool if this nation worked out, but the fact is this: it isn't real. Nothing is real in that stupid game. There are so many better things to do! Also, you only went to yoahtl because that is where the power is. They control vast swathes of land all over, plenty of room for you to waste your time building fictional cities on a server doomed to fail. I have been working toward my own goals, doing other things, so you if you can't do that on your own, I am sorry. I truly am. I wish as much as you, if not more, that this worked out, but once again, it didn't. There isn't anything we can do, but I refuse to turn our land, that bur and I found together, over to a stupid nation of idiots who will make it exactly like their other places.

Nick nick, little dick

Shills so much he makes us sick

So many lies, he has swallowed

But now look at what has followed

His nation lies quite near to death

And yet he screams nigh out of breath

"I blame SATO for my plight

It's they who always want this fight!

"Baes raided, it's an internal matter"

His verbal diarrhea comes with a spatter

He takes a break and has a smoke

What a pathetic fucking joke

His time is up, it's time to turn