I must say, I almost wet myself when I opened the package because, under that glorious wrapping paper, there was a box for a NINTENDO 3DS!!!

...Oh, wait, that was just a box.

Equally cool though, is an awesome book about Buddhism! Sweet!!

Surprised to find that in that book, is a sticker. That sticker tells me that my book is to be used for Rectal Use Only... I don't know if I can live up to that, I may want to read it first, but we'll see what we can do...