Note: Larger shot HERE in case your little sister's trying to argue it looks more like intestines than brains. SHUT UP LAURA BEFORE I TELL THAT BOY YOU LIKE YOU HAVE SCABIES.

Geekologie's resident anatomy expert Jason Freeny (is it true women pee out of their butts?!) is at it again, this time with a Rubik's Cube covered in brain. Well, not real brain, just plastic brain. Which, I'm not gonna lie, is way more than I have going on up in the ol' nog. Read: THERE'S NO LIGHT ON IN MY ATTIC. The basement, yes (I swallowed a flashlight trying to peek at my tonsils in the mirror).

Moist Production (Jason's Website)

Thanks to the man himself, who promised me a model of an anatomically correct dino shlong. The bigger the better, Jason, I've got a whole lotta love butt to give.