Cory sat back in his chair, resting his feet on his desk. Cory was in the President's office. Why? Well, Cory was elected President of Having Some Fun.

"I remember when I was the candidate of having some fun..." Cory said, reminiscing. "Those were some pretty good times." He looked over at his best friend, Jason Dolley, who was playing some electric guitar. "Hey Newtston, brother bro, buddy boy, il mio fratello, do you remember that time we blackmailed Victor into assassinating Richard Martinez?" Cory asked Jason.

"Yeah, Corles. That was pretty sick! I had no idea that people had so much blood in them!" Jason Dolley laughed. He started to play a U.N Owen was Her metal solo cover on his electric guitar.

"Woah, Jay, is that ANIME? Are you GAY?!" Cory screamed. He lifted his hand over the "KILL" button on his desk. Jason stopped playing the gay music and threw his guitar on the ground.

"No, President Baxter! It's not what it looks like! I swear!" he stepped back, buckets of sweat pouring down his face.

"I'm pretty sure that's a chinatown cartoon song!" Cory yelled, pulling out his Cobra CA380 and loading it.

"No! I'm not gay! I promise! I love Meena!" Jason covered his face, cowering in fear.

"..."

"..."

"What did you just say?" Cory asked quietly.

'I... I didn't mean it..." Jason stammered.

"Jason..." Cory pointed his Cobra at Jason Dolley's head. "Meena is mine, and she will always be mine. We used to be best friends, but no longer. You can't try to steal my girl and get away with it!"

"NO! STOP!" Jason screamed.

Cory pulled the trigger, there was a gunshot, and Jason crumpled to the floor. Cory got out of his chair and walked over to the corpse. Jason's head was blown in half, and blood was covering the wall. The Cobra fell to the ground. "Wh-what have I done?" he stammered. "I... I killed him. Jason Dolley is dead... because of me." Cory looked at his blood-covered hands, wide-eyed. "How could I?" Suddenly, the door of Cory's office was busted down. A man in a chef outfit was standing in the door frame, holding a butcher's knife.

"Cory, I'm disappointed in you." Victor said, looking at Jason.

"D-dad! I didn't know what I was doing!" Cory yelled.

"Son, you don't have to kill to get your way. Jason may have watched anime in secret, and he may have been gay, but you don't have to KILL him for it. You could have locked him up in jail." Victor sighed.

"He was gay, dad! HE HAD TO DIE!" Cory screamed, his voice cracking, tears pouring down his cheeks.

"No, Cory! Nobody deserves to die! You're only 14, you're too young to be a murderer!"

"I can do what I want, dad! I'm a TEENAGER now! I'm my own person!" Cory reached for his "KILL" button.

"Cory, don't you dare! I am your father!" Victor raised his voice.

"Don't YELL AT ME, DAD!" Cory screamed.

"I can yell at you whenever I want to!" Victor yelled.

"You always do this! SHUT UP AND JUST DIE ALREADY!" Cory screamed, and slammed the kill button. There was a flash of green, and the roof collapsed.

"Your murdering days are ogre now, President Baxter," a Scottish voice said.