ENTIRELY NOT DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, THE BLASPHEMER, WHO PAYS NO ATTENTION TO THE CLAMOR OF THE MOB, HAS DECREED ENTIRELY OF ITS OWN ACCORD THAT SEVERAL MORE ARTIFACTS OF AN ELDRITCH AND TERRIBLE NATURE BE PLACED UPON THE EBAY AS THE SPOILS OF COMBAT.

LET THE BIDDING COMMENCE THIS EVENING BETWEEN 7-8PM PST.

ARTIFACTS SHALL INCLUDE THE TIMELESS SATAN & GARFUNKEL CLASSIC, ALL LIFE ENDS.