UPDATE 2: Just received the third and final part of my gift, shipped all the way from England. My awesome rematch SS sent me a handmade clay TARDIS necklace! It's super cute, and goes really well with my TARDIS mug :) Thank you so much, ry0kosAn, for an amazing gift. (And I don't mind that it's late -- if anything, receiving it in three parts with a wait in between each just made the whole thing more exciting!)

UPDATE: Jeeves the doggy desk butler was only one part of the gift! I just received Part 2, which was a bag of some wonderful ridiculous nonsense called Emoticandy. I'd never heard of/seen it before, but it's handmade/organic candy from a family-owned store in Florida -- and it is DELICIOUS. I'm so excited to receive the final package, which is apparently being shipped all the way from the UK! Many thanks to ry0kosAn, who thus far has proven to be an awesomely creative/generous/perceptive Santa :D

ORIGINAL: My rematch secret santa sent me a kick-ass desk butler shaped like a pooch! It's adorable, but also exudes an air of competency and resolve - perfect.

Its magnetic nose holds a shocking number of paperclips, its ears hold pens/pencils, and its torso holds anything else. (It does not, sadly, play fetch, roll over, or write my papers for me.) Receiving this desk butler also had the added bonus of guilting me into cleaning up my desk to take these photos, so Productivity + 5!

Thanks so much, rematch Santa! Jeeves (yes, that's his name now) was a perfectly chosen gift and now has a good home here at college with me.