... and he can also bench press a million pounds and his hair smells like wild lilacs.

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer began his tenure by lying outright about crowd sizes. From there he's settled into a now-familiar routine: every day(-ish), he walks out from the burning garbage fire that is the Donald Trump White House, steps up to the podium, and loudly declares that whatever you think happened during the previous day didn't actually happen.

Today's efforts were grand. Here's Sean Spicer, after being asked about Trump tweeting that a list of major American media outlets were the "enemy of the American people."

He has deep respect for the 1st Amendment, for the role of the press. I've addressed this multiple times in the past. There's a healthy respect for the press, but I think that it's a two-way street [...]

He was asked about the upsurge of anti-Semitism, and what the current White House resident was going to do about that. The answer: He’s a uniter!

The president will do what he's talked about since election night. It's through deed and action, talk about how we can unify this country and speak out against hate, anti-Semitism, racism and he's going to continue to do that. He will show you over the course of months and years through what he does in terms of his policies and his speech that he is going to be a president that brings people together, that unites them and speaks very, very forcefully against those who are seeking to do hate or to tear people down because of their religion or their gender, the color of their skin. Those are all things I think the president has done.

You get the feeling that Sean Spicer has never even met Trump. All right, Sean—what about the statement from the Anne Frank Center blasting xenophobia within the Trump administration?