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Ok guys, here’s a survival tip. If you’re ever lost in the wilderness get out your bucket, fill it with water. Get a magnet, some string, a cork and a thimble. Magnetise the thimble/pin, stick it in the cork and stick it in the bucket of water. Throw away the string, I don’t know how that shit got in there. Bring the water to boil. You’ll know the cork is ready for consumption once it’s disintegrated and fallen off the pin. Before pouring your tea it’s recommended to fish out the pin to avoid a nasty accident! For this we recommend attaching the magnet to the string you threw away earlier.

That’s all my survival tips for the day. Have a good one.