Amazon Prime Day is about deals — deals that come in all shapes and sizes.

Sure, there's TVs and other tech things to buy, but there's also the weird, wonderful and outright bizarre stuff that's marked down.

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Join us as we take a trip through the strangest deals of Prime Day and eventually award one deal as the 2016 "Prime Day 55-gallon barrel of lube champion," named for the star of Amazon Prime Day 2015 — the 55-gallon barrel of lubricant for a cool $1,361.80 (which was about 50% off).

Our goal is to find the 2016 version of the giant barrel o' lube. We haven't yet but we're going to be searching for it throughout the day.

In the meantime, here's the weirdest stuff we've found so far.

AmScope SE400-Z Professional Binocular Stereo Microscope

Look, this seems to be a perfectly fine deal. It's 20% off and has five stars from 76 customer reviews. It's also the #1 best seller in "Lab Stereo Microscopes."

And I guess some people are buying it. As of 10:15 a.m. EST it's 24% claimed. Get it while it's hot!

Gold-Tone Hip Hop Plated Removeable Mouth Grillz Set (Top & Bottom) Player Style

Mashable only endorses "player style" grillz, although we tend to encourage people to go for a permanent set.

However, if you're going to go removable, these will do just fine. They're at a solid three stars through 254 reviews.

As for sizing, here is "Michael" with a review: "I give it 3 stars because the top teeth are too big and I am 6'1" and 190 lbs with a pretty big mouth. The bottom grill is a little too small!"

Evapo-Rust ER014 The Original Super Safe Rust Remover - 55 Gallon

For a moment, I was so excited.

This 55-gallon barrel of rust remover looks just like the 55-gallon barrel of lube from last year. I thought they might have brought it back.

Instead, you're looking at a lot of non-toxic, biodegradeable, "super safe" rust remove.

Sure seems like a decent deal, but 0% claimed so far.

72" x 80" US Cargo Control Moving Skin / Furniture Pad (24 Pack)

Prime Day isn't about the sexy TV deals — those are for the plebes who don't bother to look for the real gems.

Prime Day is about 24 packs of moving skins. You don't want these — but you fucking need them.

Time's running out too. They're 22% claimed.

Cosmas 305-128SN Satin Nickel Cabinet Hardware Euro Style Bar Handle Pull - 5" (128mm) Hole Centers, 7-3/8" Overall Length, 25 Pack

If you're not buying your home hardware in bulk, do you ever care about the future of your family?

Show your loved ones that they are in fact loved with 25 cabinet bars. Again, people are buying this stuff. This one is 38% claimed.

Silver Lilly Unisex Adult Pajamas - Plush One Piece Cosplay Animal Costume

I'm not entirely sure what cosplay is, but I'm pretty sure this isn't it.

Still, these costumes are discounted by around 33% and include such classics as "cow," "frog," "kangaroo" and "skeleton."

Wilton Chocolate Pro 3-Tier Chocolate Fountain

Nothing says "classy backyard wedding" like a chocolate fountain.

They really go for the hard sell here with things notes like "everyone loves the fun of fondue" and "made in China."

This thing can hold four pounds of chocolate (sold separately), has adjustable feet and is dishwasher safe.

How is this thing 1% claimed while the cabinet handles are 38%?

The Cheesecake Factory Gift Card ($20 for $25)

Do you love gigantic menus full of dishes so insanely fattening that the food, while overpriced, is still somehow a reasonable deal on a calorie-to-dollar ratio?

Well, too late. This Prime Day deal for the Cheesecake Factory has been fully claimed.

Midas Touch: Why Some Entrepreneurs Get Rich and Why Most Don't

You know who knows a deal? The Donald. Let the presumptive presidential nominee for the Republican party (and another guy) teach you why you're not rich.

Please note, however, this is 0% claimed.

Purr Power (Cat Purr Therapy for Healing and Relaxation)

On first glance, I'm not sure if this is therapy for people or therapy for cats.

The editorial reviews indicate it is the former: "Cat lovers agree that their beloved pets invoke powerful healing and relaxation responses. Use Purr Power to speed the onset of sleep or to simply relax after a hard day at work."

This thing is 12% claimed so probably worth jumping on sooner rather than later. However, a word of warning from reviewer "JVNVB."

"I am sure the product description noted that it would be one cat purring, where I guess I was hoping for several different cat purrs. I set mine on a 'loop' so it runs continually thru the night. It is as peaceful as I was hoping," they noted.

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