It’s time once again for PorchDrinking’s 2019 Super Bowl Bingo Cards for Super Bowl 53. In addition to the entertainment of seeing who can inhale the most combinations of cheese dips in one sitting, we’ve created bingo boards for your party-goers’ enjoyment. Each square should be crossed off as they occur. And sure, since this is PorchDrinking, take a drink each time you cross off a square.

Here’s to an enjoyable evening of smug Jim Nantz, played out deflate-gate jokes, jokes about whether Trump will feed the winner fast food and, hopefully, a Rams win, because at this point we’re pretty tired of looking at Brady’s dumb face hoisting the Lombardi Trophy.

Special thanks to Desiree Duzich of Spoiled Beer Brat Media for graphic design on the 2019 Super Bowl Bingo Boards