This is brilliant casting. Not just because the idea is funny, but Pinkie Pie would be the secret weapons against the xenomorphs that bring everyone home safely.



Pinkie Pie's After Action Report will read something like this:



"So when we like get to the hive entrance, Lt. Celestia Gorman asks 'what's all that uneven stuff, I'm not making it out too well.' I just tell her 'oh I don't know, maybe you could like tell me because I just work here.' So we get deeper inside and we find all these like gross bodies and stuff, and I was like all 'eww' and stuff. But we did find this one survivor, and I was all telling this girl, 'you're going to be all right' but all she said was 'kill me'. And then then some grodey worm popped out of her chest and I'm all 'ewww supper eww', because it was like totally eww! Fluttershy then cooked it with the flamethrower, which added more eww because it stank so bad. Then an echo rang out and I totally started picking up blips on the motion tracker, but they like didn't last for more than a few seconds before the stopped. All around we started hearing plopping sounds of hundreds of bodies hitting the ground. Later we like looked around the hive and I'm like 'no way', everyone else was like 'way!' because all the xenomorphs dropped dead! I couldn't believe it! After Rarity examined the dead aliens, she says like 'they were killed by some kind of noise pollution'. I said 'no way! An atmosphere processor doesn't produce enough noise nor the type of noise to cause deadly noise pollution that could like kill'. Then every one in the group glared at me and I'm like all 'what? It's true, the processor doesn't generate enough noise to kill'. Then Rarity glares at me all indignant and stuff and I'm all 'what?' and she says, 'I don't think the noise pollution came from the processor.' So I think she's coming off with an attitude toward me and all, so I ask 'What's that's supposed to mean?' and she like rolls her eyes and says 'Figure it out!'. Leaving me totally to wonder like, where did the noise pollution come from?"