AS WE NEAR THE TOPOF THE MOUNTAIN

THE CHANCES OF OUR ENCOUNTERINGSOME LAVA BECOMES GREAT.

THEREFORE I HAVE SPECIALORDERED THIS TRAINING FILM

TO ASSIST USIN VOLCANO SAFETY.

MR. GARRISON,IF YOU WOULD PLEASE.

Harborers of sorrow,

Natural disasterscan be the cause

of troubling andundesirable stress,

and a volcanois no exception.

But what should you doif a volcano erupts

near youor your family ?

Here we see the Stevens' familyenjoying a picnic,

But suddenly daughterhears a noise...

It's a volcano.

Junior seems worried,but have no fear Junior,

Jane learned in schoolwhat to do

when you heara volcano erupt.

That's right, Jane,duck and cover.

So what will you do whenyou hear a volcano erupting ?

That's right,duck and cover.

Looks likeyou got the idea.

Thank youand goodbye.

OKAY,ANY QUESTIONS ?

THAT HASGOT TO BE

THE MOST RIDICULOUSLOAD OF PIG CRAP

I HAVEEVER SEEN !

THAT'S ENOUGHOUT OF YOU !

I'M GONNA BAGSKUZZLE-BUTT,

THEN WE'LL SEEWHO'S A LITTLE BASTARD.

( Cartman )HEY SERIOUSLY,YOU GUYS !

KILL IT STAN,KILL IT.