“I agree and I cannot wait to take that out of context for the next 100 years.” — SAMANTHA BEE

“O.K., will the last vertebrae to leave Lindsey Graham’s spine please remember to turn off the lights?” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Lindsey Graham’s point was, I guess that the parties involved in the investigation were biased against Donald Trump. They didn’t want him to be president, which is a crazy point to make, because I can think of someone else back then who didn’t want him to be president, too.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I guess he had a change of heart, because Lindsey Graham was one of the most outspoken critics of Trump; now he suckles at his teat like a baby goat.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Those messages don’t prove anything. You can’t go anywhere in the world without hearing opinions about Trump. I’m pretty sure there are people stranded on deserted islands in the Bermuda Triangle putting rocks together that say, ‘Trump is a douche.’” — SETH MEYERS

“Meanwhile, every Democrat was like, ‘I allot my time to Lindsey Graham. Just keep going.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“A damning chain of texts. I’ll tell you what: I can understand why Graham is furious. Not only is that overt bias by F.B.I. agents, they’re stealing Graham’s best material.” — STEPHEN COLBERT