Donald Trump had plenty to celebrate on Tuesday night after winning the Republican primaries in Mississippi and Michigan.

But that didn't really matter. He was still pissed at Mitt Romney for making fun of his companies.

So Trump turned his election night victory speech into an infomercial for Trump-branded products.

Here are some of the great deals he had to offer.

Trump Steaks

Romney said that Trump Steaks was among The Donald's many failed businesses. So Trump had to prove him wrong. "We have Trump Steaks," he said.

TRUMP STEAKS, Trump Chardonnay, Trump Rosé and Trump water will be served to guests at Trump's presser 2nite in FL pic.twitter.com/oAXg5wV8nQ — Nick Kalman (@NickKalmanFN) March 9, 2016

The only problem was, the steaks weren't actually Trump Steaks. In fact, they said Bush Brothers on them.

Close up of the "Trump Steaks." Does that say Bush Brothers? There's a Bush Brothers in WPB https://t.co/hhdMzBTBrJ pic.twitter.com/Ro3BiwwXkC — Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) March 9, 2016

The actual line of Trump Steaks has been discontinued, according to The Wall Street Journal. They were sold at The Sharper Image, which has a commemorative page for them on its website.

Trump Water

Romney "talked about the water company," Trump said. He didn't actually mention it. But Trump wanted to make sure everyone knew he does have his own bottled water.

Being responsible at the open bar at the Trump press conference with some Trump-branded water pic.twitter.com/M7Usaq9Lvi — Ben Terris (@bterris) March 9, 2016

The official Trump website does say that Trump Natural Spring Water is "proudly served at Trump Hotels, Restaurants and Golf Clubs worldwide."

It's one of the "purest natural spring waters in the world," the site says. "Try its refreshing taste and you will agree—the difference is clear."

That said, a reporter at the press conference noticed the labeling on the bottle:

According to the label, Trump Water is actually bottled by this company https://t.co/mDHiMHOsYF pic.twitter.com/YBWAbqAgsd — Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) March 9, 2016

According to the Village Springs website, its products "are available in the Village Springs label or with your own private label. Village Springs bottles private labels for various convenience stores, grocery stores, and has many distributors that offer home delivery."

So basically, Trump Natural Spring Water is the same water you can buy at a gas station.

Trump Vodka and Trump Wine

"He mentioned Trump Vodka," Trump complained.

Trump then launched into a long discussion of Trump Winery. That really does exist.

@gatewaypundit Close up of Trump wine, water display by stage. pic.twitter.com/k2HtPVlwaK — Kristinn Taylor (@KristinnFR) March 9, 2016

But Trump Vodka was discontinued in 2011, the Journal reported.

Also, Trump Winery appears to be affiliated with Trump's son Eric and not with Trump himself:

Trump Winery is a registered trade name of Eric Trump Wine Manufacturing LLC, which is not owned, managed or affiliated with Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their affiliates.

Trump did offer the reporters a free bottle of the wine.

Fox News admires Donald Trump's spread of Trump Steaks, wine and bottled water pic.twitter.com/qCB1nTiHXq — Mashable Politics (@mashpolitics) March 9, 2016

Trump Magazine

Romney also cited Trump Magazine in the list of failed ventures.

"I thought I read one two days ago," Trump replied.

Image: Fox News

He grabbed a magazine and waved it in the air.

"This comes out and it's called The Jewel of Palm Beach and it all goes to all of my clubs. I have had it for many years. It's the magazine. It's great. Anybody want one?"

Well, it is not actually the magazine.

Trump Magazine folded in 2009. It looked like this.

Trump Magazine cover features boobs and a Donny Deutsch Q+A teaser #win pic.twitter.com/JINrI3de3z — Joshua Green (@JoshuaGreen) March 9, 2016

The Jewel of Palm Beach is published by a separate publisher called Palm Beach Media Group. Here is how they describe it:

The Jewel of Palm Beach, the exclusive publication of Donald J. Trump's spectacular Mar-a-Lago Club, highlights the elements that make this club one of a kind—from the star-studded events to the extraordinary fashions, cuisine and activities that members enjoy. This annual magazine is distributed at Mar-a-Lago and Trump International Golf Club in the Palm Beaches, as well as at all Trump properties in New York.

So, yes, Trump owns a club and that club has a glorified brochure published about it once a year.

Trump Airline

"Whatever happened to Trump Airlines?" Romney asked last week.

A Trump Shuttle at LaGuardia Airport in 1991. Image: David A. Cantor/ASSOCIATED PRESS

"Well, I sold the airline," Trump said. "I actually made a great deal. Complicated — and in really terrible times, the economy was terrible — and I made a phenomenal deal."

According to the Journal, Trump bought the assets of a defunct shuttle airline for $385 million in 1989 and tried to make it into a luxury business. That didn't work because passengers just wanted convenience.

Trump with Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., in happier times for the airline. Image: ASSOCIATED PRESS

"The airline carried a high debt load and eventually defaulted,"the Journal reported. "It was later sold to USAir."

"What's wrong with selling?" Trump said Tuesday night. "I mean, every once in a while you can sell something."

Trump University

Trump University has been pretty well documented at this point — it's the real estate education program that charged students tens of thousands of dollars and often left them mired in credit card debt.

On Tuesday, the Better Business Bureau confirmed that the university (which was later renamed the Trump Entrepreneur Initiative because it wasn't an accredited university) had a D- rating in 2010. The only reason its rating later rose to an A+ was because it began to shut down and no further complaints came in.

Don't let that stop Donald Trump, though.

"We're putting it on hold," Trump said of the university Tuesday night. "We're gonna start it up as soon as I win the lawsuit."

"If I become president, that means Ivanka, Don, Eric and my family will start it up," he continued, referring to his three grown children. "But we have a lot of great people who want to get back into Trump University. It's going to do very well, and it will continue to do very well."

Call now!

"I think what this shows is that advertising is not as important as competence," Trump said. (He was talking about the negative ads against him.)

Trump also talked politics Tuesday night. But he had already made his pitch.

Donald Trump: I am "more presidential than anybody other than the great Abe Lincoln." pic.twitter.com/K4HgGg0KDx — Mashable News (@MashableNews) March 9, 2016

UPDATE, March 9, 9:47 a.m.: Corey Lewandowski, the Trump campaign manager, spoke with Mashable to clarify some of Trump's statements. He didn't agree that Trump was making it look like some of his shuttered businesses were still operating.

Asked about Trump Steaks, he said Trump had made it clear that "he doesn't go out and butcher the cow." He also acknowledged that Trump Water is provided by a third party and Trump "puts his name on it. He doesn't go out and bottle the water himself."

Trump has had many magazines over the years, Lewandowski said, not just the Trump Magazine that folded in 2009. "His magazines now are primarily driven for the memberships of his clubs. The magazine that he has now is distributed among all his properties."

You can still get Trump Vodka at some Trump clubs, he said. It's "predominantly not sold to the public, but used in his facilities." As for Trump Winery, Lewandowski said that Trump's son Eric "does run that business for him."

He agreed that the Trump airline carried "a significant amount of debt," but reiterated that Trump "got a great deal" when he sold it. "He never defaulted on the airline," Lewandowski said. (The airline itself, however, did default.)

Lewandowski repeated Trump's assertions that Trump University had been rated as high as A+ by the Better Business Bureau. He acknowledged that its current rating is "No Rating," despite Trump's claim last week that it has a current A rating. He did not dispute that the rating had once been D-, but said the BBB ratings fluctuate: "Just because you've been given a rating today, that doesn't mean it's going to be the rating in perpetuity."

The BBB says Trump University's rating rose from D- in 2010 to A+ in 2015 — but only because the company was winding down its operations, and old complaints fell off the charts while no new complaints were received.

Have something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.