All of your ship's guns have malfunctioned and you're being chased by the Federation. They apparently don't like it when you steal from them. Try to avoid being killed too quickly, will you?

Items

Crate: I'm sure we don't need whatever's in here. Survives 2 bullets.

Turret: They aren't working, so might as well throw them at the enemy.

Fridge: Who loaded this ship with so many fridges? Survives 4 bullets

Console: Don't we need these to control the ship?