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The 2019 Stanley Cup champion St. Louis Blues held their victory parade Saturday , celebrating the franchise’s first ever title. As is usually the case with victory parades, this event featured blissed-out sports men consuming inadvisable quantities of alcohol. Some handled it better than others—Brett Hull invented a puzzling chant and coughed up a horrendous rendition of “Gloria”; 24-year-old forward Zach Sanford puked all over himself and, from the looks of it, all over the car he was being driven around in.

No word on whether this was a boot and rally or merely a boot at rally situation.


H/t Kelly