Radiohead's highly-anticipated album A Moon Shaped Pool finally dropped, after much smoke and mirrors, on 8 May; allowing us plenty of time for every possible take on the album to have already been furiously written by every corner of the internet.

In fact, we've probably already gone through the entire round of, "it's a masterpiece - it's overrated - no, wait, it's a masterpiece", as the same tiresome, cyclical shifts of cultural conversation inevitably come into play.

What we really need is the opinion of someone entirely untouched by the airs and shifts of musical critique - say, an 8-year-old. Yes, that would actually be the most perfect and honest review of A Moon Shaped Pool you could ever hope for, which is why we must be quite thankful for Twitter user Beth Gordon posting her own 8-year-old's track-by-track review of the album.



Here's the verdict in full, with corresponding track titles:

Track 1: "Burn the Witch"

Verdict: "Festival like"



Track 2: "Daydreaming"

Verdict: "A long song kind of boring"

Track 3: Decks Dark

Verdict: "A good song relaxing"



Track 4: Desert Island Disk

Verdict: "My favourite song so far"



Track 5: Ful Stop

Verdict: "Reminds me of boxing"



Track 6: Glass Eyes

Verdict: "A nice peaceful song"



Track 7: Identikit

Verdict: "Don't really like it hard to hear what he says"



Track 8: The Numbers

Verdict: "Reminds me of Kung Fu Panda"



Track 9: Present Tense

Verdict: "Nice music"

Track 10: Tinker Tailor Solider Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief

Verdict: "My favourite song in the album"



Track 11: True Love Waits

Verdict: "Could make people cry"