PLANET Earth’s eating habits are out of control, it has been confirmed.

With humans eating horses, foxes eating babies and French humans eating horse babies, experts have called for an end to inter-species dinner chaos.

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “Have you seen that photo of a snake eating a crocodile? It was fucked up.

“And apparently the crocodile had just eaten a load of butterflies.”

Professor Brubaker has called for an all-species global food summit to decide who can eat what.

He added: “Security will have to be very tight as some species will take advantage of the current lack of regulations to devour their fellow delegates.

“The last thing we need is a three hour delay because a lion has eaten a tiger.”

The Institute has proposed a simplified system were each species is only allowed to eat what it would be ‘reasonably expected to’.

If the species sticks to its prescribed menu for three years then it gets to eat something weird.

Roy Hobbs, a badger from Stevenage, said: “That seems fair. But at some point I would like to eat a cat.”