“What do you think of Lindsay Lohan?” Trump asked Stern.

“I think she’s hot,” responded Stern.

“There’s something there right?” Trump said. “But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?”

“I’m not into freckles, but the red hair thing I like. I like her on the cover of Entertainment Weekly,” said Stern.

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“Now does the father wreck, does that bother you a little bit?” Trump asked later in the conversation.

“Howard feels that the father being a wreck is a good thing,” interjected co-host Robin Quivers.

“Oh yeah, because first of all, if the father’s a wreck like the way he is―” Stern said.

“Right,” said Trump.

“Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern.

“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Trump said. “She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?”