Once you've sat down and the doors are locked, you can pull out your smartphone and use it as a remote control for the device. There's plenty of things for you to tweak, too, including the massage speed, vibration and even the twerking rhythm if you opt for the more expensive edition of the device. In addition, the deluxe version comes with a VR headset, although the company isn't talking specifics about what content will work with your new toy, or how. What we do know is that it took Pornhub and Topco, its manufacturing partner, four years from start to finish to refine the technology for human use. If that's enough motivation for you to try one, then you can pre-order the regular model for $699 or, if you want the additional features, the deluxe box with "twerking technology" for $999.

Oh, and the answer to the question that you're all desperate to ask is: Yes, there is an anal cavity for you to insert yourself inside. We just couldn't think of a clear enough euphemism to just casually slip that in.