I mentioned that it would be funny if someone got me sex toys. Boy did my secret Santa deliver. A box full of creams and weird gadgets. Not really what I'm supposed to do with the toys but they are hilarious. The crowning acheivement is a huge dildo that s just too much fun. My roommate and I were chasing each other with it and sticking it to everything (it has a suction cup for Christ's sake). We did in the process of all this discover that it is a pretty great ipad holder.

Amazing job on the gift exchange. I cannot say for certain I will use the lotions and toys they way they are meant to but they were a blast to open regardless. Oh and that orange stuff tastes like frosting. I don't blame you for opening it and tasting it.