Some of the messages the phone plays:

"Earth's Crust Pizza! We deliver anywhere in the solar system in less than two lightyears or your order is free. Can you hold please? Thanks for holding. I had to take that incoming call from Saturn, because they hardly ever give us a ring!"

"Hiya, babe, it's your agent, Johnny Jupitor. You called? Anyway, I gotta call you right back. I'm in a meeting with my number one client— er, I mean, my number TWO client, Sonny Eclipse. You're always number one in my book, baby. You know that. Let's do lunch! Oooh, look at the time! Gotta fly!"

"This is Tomorrowland News Networks Corona Borealis with your local time and weather. As always, it's going to be a great, big, beautiful tomorrow, and at the tone, the time will be now."