AGGRESSIVE MASCULINITY? THEY HAVEN’T HAD THAT SPIRIT THERE SINCE 1969. Princeton’s new ‘men’s engagement manager’ to combat aggressive masculinity on campus.

No, really, 1969 was about when my UT Law colleagues Tom Plank and Bob Lloyd left Princeton to go to Vietnam as Marines.

But seriously, this is prima facie evidence that Princeton is a hostile environment for male students on account of their sex: “The job posting implicitly refers to men as perpetrators and women as victims.” (As we know from the CDC itself, this is bullshit. Why does Princeton deny the science?)

For a modest consulting fee, I will happily tutor the Princetonians on how to treat male students with sensitivity and inclusion. Okay, not all that modest.