Get ready for some fireworks, America!

Tonight in Indianapolis, the 11th-seeded Nebraska Cornhuskers take on the 14th-seeded Rutgers Scarlet Knights in what promises to be a showdown of Epix proportions (*Author’s note: something you might see at about 2 AM on the 8th best movie channel your cable provider has to offer.) that pits two teams with a combined Big Ten win percentage of .241 against one another.

Need a drink yet? I sure do. And that’s why we here at No Coast Bias have decided to provide you with some boozeable fun during what promises to be a rough game on the old ocular units.

Does this bitter, angsty pessimism mean that I won’t watch and enjoy the hell out of another Nebraska men’s basketball game? Nope. It just means that I’ll have my printable rule sheet in hand so I can enjoy the drinking game-within-the-game. Get your DD on the phone, book your Uber ride in advance, and start fake-coughing so you can call in to work tomorrow when you’re trying to recover.

(*Author’s note: click the image to expand it, right click to print off at your office on the down low so you can take home.)

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