Which one is which?

Why do they have names that sound like they live in the Shire next to Bilbo Baggins?

Which one is on Team Jussie with Kim Foxx?

Did the Chicago Police Department put so much effort into documenting Jussie Smollett’s hoax to make sure to take down the mayoral candidate associated with Jussie?

But what are you going to do about it? It’s a One Party System. You have to vote for one of us: