It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single athlete competing at the Olympic games will spend his or her time in the Olympic Village hooking up as much as they possibly can.

Nobody knows why it’s such a hotbed of casual sex, but I guess it’s kind of logical that, if you get a bunch of super-fit people in their early 20s, pump them full of adrenaline and get them to stay in what is essentially a giant summer camp, people are going to fuck.

Just in case you were wondering that sort of sports you’d need to be world class at to jump on board the Olympic Fuck Train (note: not a real train), Tinder released the stats on which sports got swiped right on the most by gender.

They got the data based on what people in the Olympic Village put in their bio in the period between the opening and closing ceremonies, looking for things like “Professional swimmer“, “World-class weightlifter” or “One of these weird runny, shooty people that do the pentathlon“.

The top 6 sports swiped right on by men were:

Tennis Weightlifting Gymnastics Sport Shooting Judo Boxing

Whereas the top 6 sports women seemed to be frothing over were:

Table Tennis Field Hockey Rowing Weightlifting Rugby Swimming

The lesson to be learned here is that if you’re bisexual you probably want to take weightlifting to hedge your bets, or become good at both table tennis and regular tennis.

Shout out to our incredible athletes who didn’t let the immense pressure of representing their country at the highest possible level stop them from getting their root on.

Photo: Getty Images / Amin Mohammad Jamali.