Mario Kart Drinking Game



Got a few beers and a Nintendo console? Then Mario Kart is a must. You can play this with any Mario Kart game but keep in mind, if you play with the Wiimote as a steering wheel, things will probably be a LOT harder after a few rounds. The rules are simple.

Rules for playing with beer:

Get hit by a shell or false item box = 1 sip

Get hit by a person using a star = 3 sips

Get hit by a lightning bolt = 3 sips

Get hit by a character’s special item = 4 sips

1st Place laps you = 5 sips (for every time they do)

Fall off the course = Drink until you are put back on

Come in last place = finish your drink

Winner of the race gets to choose one player to drink half a drink. If they don’t have half left, they just finish their bottle.

The Drunken Moogle does not endorse drunk driving of any kind (buzzed driving is drunk driving). Don’t do it; play video games instead.

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For another version of the Mario Kart drinking game, often known as Beerio Kart or Don’t Drink and Drive, click here.