Nationizzle Footbizzle League franchise up in Chicago, Illinois

Da Chicago Bears is a professionizzle Gangsta football crew based up in Chicago. Da Bears compete up in tha Nationizzle Footbizzle League (NFL) as a member club of tha leaguez Nationizzle Footbizzle Conference (NFC) North division. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Bears have won nine NFL Championships, includin one Supa Bowl, n' hold tha NFL record fo' da most thugged-out enshrinees up in tha Pro Footbizzle Hall of Hype n' da most thugged-out retired jersey numbers. Da Bears have also recorded mo' victories than any other NFL franchise.[5][6][7]

Da franchise was dropped up in Decatur, Illinois, on September 17, 1920,[1][8] n' moved ta Chicago up in 1921. Well shiiiit, it is one of only two remainin franchises from tha NFLz foundin up in 1920, along wit tha Arizona Cardinals, which was originally also up in Chicago. Da crew played home game at Wrigley Field on Chicagoz Uptown Side all up in tha 1970 season; they now play at Soldier Field on tha Near Downtown Side, adjacent ta Lake Michigan. Da Bears gotz a long-standin rivalry wit tha Chronic Bizzle Packers.[9]

Da crew headquarters, Halas Hall, is up in tha Chicago suburb of Lake Forest, Illinois. Da Bears practice at adjoinin facilitizzles there durin tha season, n' fuckin started hostin Trainin Camp at Halas Hall up in 2020 afta major renovations.

Franchise history

1920�"1939: Early Bears

In March of 1920 a playa telephoned mah crazy ass ... George Chamberlain n' da thug was general superintendent of tha A.E. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Staley Company ... In 1919, [the companyz Fellowshizzle Club] had formed a gangbangin' footbizzle crew. Well shiiiit, it had done well against other local crews but Mista Muthafuckin Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Staley wanted ta build it tha fuck into a crew dat could compete successfully wit tha dopest semi-professionizzle n' industrial crews up in tha ghetto ... Mista Muthafuckin Chamberlain axed if I wanna come ta Decatur n' work fo' tha Staley Company. George Halas, up in his book Halas by Halas.[8] �"

Originally named tha Decatur Staleys, tha club was established by tha A. E. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Staley chicken starch company of Decatur, Illinois as a cold-ass lil company crew. This was tha typical start fo' nuff muthafuckin early professionizzle footbizzle franchises. Da company hired George Halas n' Edward "Dutch" Sternaman up in 1920 ta run tha crew. Da 1920 Decatur Staleys season[10] was they inaugural regular season completed up in tha newly formed Gangsta Professionizzle Footbizzle Association (lata renamed tha Nationizzle Footbizzle League (NFL) up in 1922).

Full control of tha crew was turned over ta Halas n' Sternaman up in 1921.[11] Straight-Up Legit crew n' league recordz cite Halas as tha smoker as tha pimpin' muthafucka took over tha crew up in 1920 when it became a cold-ass lil charta gangmember of tha NFL.[12]

Da crew relocated ta Chicago up in 1921, where tha club was renamed tha Chicago Staleys. Under a agreement reached by Halas n' Sternaman wit Staley, Halas purchased tha muthafuckin rights ta tha club from Staley fo' US$100.

In 1922, Halas chizzled tha crew name from tha Staleys ta tha Bears.[13] Da crew moved tha fuck into Wrigley Field, which was home ta tha Chicago Cubs baseball franchise fo' realz. As wit nuff muthafuckin early NFL franchises, tha Bears derived they nickname from they hoodz basebizzle crew (some directly, some indirectly �" like tha Bears, whose lil' is called "cubs").[14] Halas was horny bout tha bright orange-and-blue flavaz of his thugged-out alma mater, tha Universitizzle of Illinois, n' tha Bears adopted dem flavas as they own, albeit up in a thugged-out darker shade of each (the blue is Pantone 5395, navy blue, n' tha orange is Pantone 1665, similar ta burnt orange).[15][16]

Da Staleys/Bears dominated tha league up in tha early years. Their rivalry wit tha Chicago Cardinals, tha crazy oldschool up in tha NFL (and a cold-ass lil crosstown rival from 1920 ta 1959), was key up in four outta tha straight-up original gangsta six league titles. Durin tha leaguez first six years, tha Bears lost twice ta tha Canton Bulldawgs (who took two league titlez over dat span), n' split wit they crosstown rival Cardinals (goin 4�"4�"2 against each other over dat span) yo, but no other crew up in tha league defeated tha Bears mo' than a single time. Durin dat span, tha Bears posted 34 shutouts.

Da Bears' rivalry wit tha Chronic Bizzle Packers is one of tha crazy oldschool n' most storied up in Gangsta professionizzle game, pimpin back ta 1921 (the Chronic Bizzle Packers was a independent crew until they joined tha NFL up in 1921). In one inhyped incident dat year, Halas gots tha Packers expelled from tha league up in order ta prevent they signin a particular playa, n' then graciously gots dem re-admitted afta tha Bears had closed tha deal wit dat playa.[17]

Da 1924 crew photo

Da franchise was a early success under Halas, capturin tha NFL Championshizzle up in 1921 n' remainin competitizzle all up in tha decade. In 1924 tha Bears fronted tha Championshizzle afta defeatin tha Cleveland Bulldawgs on December 7, even puttin tha title "Worldz Champions" on they 1924 crew photo. But tha NFL had ruled dat game afta November 30 did not count towardz league standings, n' tha Bears had ta settle fo' second place behind Cleveland.[18] Their only losin season came up in 1929.

Durin tha 1920s tha club was responsible fo' triggerin tha NFLz long-standin rule dat a playa could not be signed until his collegez ballin' class had graduated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Da NFL took dat action as a cold-ass lil consequence of tha Bears' aggressive signin of hyped Universitizzle of Illinois playa Red Grange within a thugged-out dizzle of his wild lil' final game as a cold-ass lil collegian.[19]

Despite much of tha on-field success, tha Bears was a crew up in shit. They faced tha problem of increased operatin costs n' flatlined attendance. Da Bears would only draw roughly 5,000�"6,000 hustlas a game, while a Universitizzle of Chicago game would draw 40,000�"50,000 hustlas a game. By addin top college footbizzle draw Red Grange ta tha roster, tha Bears knew dat they found suttin' ta draw mo' hustlas ta they games. C.C. Pyle was able ta secure a $2,000 per game contract fo' Grange, n' up in one of tha straight-up original gangsta games, tha Bears defeated tha Chronic Bizzle Packers, 21�"0. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Grange remained on tha sidelines while peepin' tha crewz skits from Bears quarterback Joey Sternaman. Lata up in 1925, Da Bears would go on a funky-ass barnstormin tour, showin off tha dopest footbizzle playa of tha day. It make me wanna hollar playa! 75,000 playas paid ta peep Grange lead tha Bears ta a 17�"7 victory over tha Los Angelez Tigers, whoz ass was a quickly put together crew of Westside Coast college all-stars fo' realz. Afta a loss ta San Frankieco, tha Bears cruised ta a 60�"3 over a semi-pro crew called tha Portland All Stars.[20]

Any hopes dat Grange would lead tha Bears ta glory up in 1926 was quickly dashed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A failed contract rap hustled ta Grange boltin ta tha AFLz New York Yankees, owned by Pyle. Da Bears also lost star quarterback Joey Sternaman, whoz ass joined tha Chicago Bullz of tha AFL. Da Bears replaced Grange wit Paddy Driscoll, a star footbizzle playa up in his own right. Da Bears used tha scrilla made from tha Grange barn-stormin trip ta sign tha playa dat replaced his muthafuckin ass. Grange split his cold-ass time between makin pornos n' playin footbizzle. Kick dat shit! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha time was not right ta have two competin pro footbizzle leagues, n' tha AFL folded afta only one season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Grange would return ta tha Bears.[20]

Afta tha financial lossez of tha 1932 Championshizzle season, Halas' partner Dutch Sternaman left tha organization. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Halas maintained full control of tha Bears until his fuckin lil' dirtnap up in 1983 yo. Dude also pimped tha crew off-and-on fo' forty seasons, a NFL record. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In tha 1932 "Unofficial" NFL Championship, tha Bears defeated tha Portsmouth Spartans up in tha straight-up original gangsta indoor Gangsta footbizzle game at Chicago Stadium.

Da success of tha playoff game hustled tha NFL ta institute a cold-ass lil championshizzle game. In tha straight-up first NFL Championship, tha Bears played against tha New York Giants, defeatin dem 23�"21. Da crews kicked it wit again n' again n' again up in tha 1934 NFL Championship where tha Giants, bustin sneakers[21] defeated tha Bears 30�"13 on a cold-ass lil cold, icy dizzle all up in tha Polo Grounds.

1940s: Da Monstaz of tha Midway

Da 1946 NFL Championshizzle crew photo

From 1940�"1947, quarterback Sid Luckman hustled tha Bears ta victories up in four outta tha five NFL Championshizzle Game up in which they rocked up. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da crew acquired tha Universitizzle of Chicagoz discarded nickname "Monstaz of tha Midway" n' they now-hyped helmet wishbone "C", as well as a newly penned theme song dat declared dem "Da Pride n' Joy of Illinois". One hyped victory durin dat period was they 73�"0 victory over tha favored Washington Redskins at Griffith Stadium up in tha 1940 NFL Championshizzle Game; tha score is still a NFL record fo' lopsided thangs up in dis biatch.[22] Da secret behind tha one-sided outcome was tha introduction of a freshly smoked up bitch ass formation by Halas. Da T-formation, as Halas named it, involved two runnin backs instead of tha traditionizzle one up in tha backfield. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Luckman established his dirty ass as one of tha franchisez most elite quarterbacks. Between 1939 n' 1950, da perved-out muthafucka set tha Bears' passin recordz fo' most game touchdowns, yards, n' completions. Many of Luckmanz recordz stood fo' decades before they was eclipsed by Jay Cutler up in 2014.[23] Cutla then went on ta break Luckmanz franchise record fo' most game passin touchdowns a year lata up in 2015.[24]

1950s�"1968: Late-Halas era

Afta declinin all up in tha 1950s, tha crew rebounded up in 1963 ta capture its eighth NFL Championship, which would be its last until 1985. Da late 1960s n' early-1970s produced notable playas like Dick Butkus, Gale Sayers, n' Brian Piccolo,[25] whoz ass took a dirt nap of embryonal carcinoma up in 1970. Da Gangsta televizzle network ABC aired a porno bout Piccolo up in 1971 entitled Brianz Woo-wop, starrin Jizzy Caan n' Bizzley Dee Williams up in tha rolez of Piccolo n' Sayers respectively; Jack Warden won a Emmy Award fo' his thugged-out lil' performizzle as Halas. Da porno was lata busted out fo' theata screenings afta first bein shown on televizzle. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Despite Hall of Hype games, Butkus n' Sayers would also have they games cut short cuz of fuck-ups, hamstringin tha Bearz of dis era.

Halas retired as pimp up in 1967 n' dropped tha rest of his crazy-ass minutes up in tha front crib yo. Dude became tha only thug ta be involved wit tha NFL all up in tha straight-up original gangsta 60 muthafuckin yearz of its existence yo. Dude was also a gangmember of tha Pro Footbizzle Hall of Hypez first induction class up in 1963 fo' realz. As tha only livin smoker of tha NFL all up in tha February 1970 merger between tha NFL n' tha Gangsta Footbizzle League, tha ballaz honored Halas by electin his ass tha straight-up original gangsta Prezzy of tha Nationizzle Footbizzle Conference, a posizzle dat dat schmoooove muthafucka held until his fuckin lil' dirtnap up in 1983. In his honor, tha NFL named tha NFC Championshizzle trophy as tha George Halas Memorial Trophy.

1969�"1982: Strugglez

Payton set nuff muthafuckin franchise n' NFL recordz up in rushin durin his 13-season game wit tha Bears

Afta tha merger, tha Bears finished tha 1970 season last place up in they division, a repeat of they placin up in tha 1969 season. In 1975, tha Bears drafted Walta Payton from Jackson State University wit they first pick yo. Dude won tha NFL Most Valuable Player Award up in tha 1977�"78 season.[26][27] Payton would go on ta eclipse Jim Brownz NFL game rushing record up in 1984 before retirin up in 1987, n' would hold tha mark until 2002, when Emmitt Smizzle of tha Dallas Cowboys surpassed dat shit.[28] Paytonz game n' personalitizzle would capture tha heartz of Bear fans, whoz ass called his ass "Sweetness" yo. Dude took a dirt nap from a rare form of liver cancer up in 1999 all up in tha age of 45.

On November 1, 1983, a thugged-out dizzle afta tha dirtnap of George Halas, his crazy oldschool daughter, Virginia McCaskey, took over as tha majoritizzle balla of tha crew yo. Her homeboy, Ed McCaskey, succeeded her daddy as tha Chairman of tha Board.[29] Their lil hustla Mike became tha third prez up in crew history.[30] Mrs. McCaskey holdz tha honorary title of "secretary of tha board of directors" yo, but tha 90-year�"old matriarch has been called tha glue dat holdz tha franchise together.[31] Mrs. McCaskeyz reign as tha balla of tha Bears was not planned, as her daddy originally earmarked her brother, George "Mugs" Halas Jr. as tha heir apparent ta tha franchise. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat da ruffneck took a dirt nap of a massive ass battle up in 1979 yo. Her impact on tha crew is well-noted as her own crew has dubbed her "Da First Lady of Sports", n' tha Chicago Sun-Times has listed her as one of Chicagoz most bangin dem hoes.[32]

1983�"1985: Contenders, then Supa Bowl Champions

Bears Hall of Hyper Mike Ditka is tha only thug up in tha modern era ta win a NFL championshizzle as a playa n' pimp fo' tha Chicago Bears

Mike Ditka, a tight end fo' tha Bears from 1961 ta 1966, was hired ta pimp tha crew by George Halas up in 1982 yo. His gritty personalitizzle gots his ass tha nickname "Iron Mike". Da crew reached tha NFC Championshizzle game up in 1984. In tha 1985 season tha fire up in tha Bears�"Packers rivalry was re-lit when Ditka used 315 pound defensive tackle "Refrigerator" Perry as a hustlin back up in a touchdown play at Lambeau Field, against tha Packers. Da Bears won they ninth NFL Championship, first since tha AFL-NFL merger, up in Supa Bowl XX afta tha 1985 season up in which they dominated tha NFL wit they then-revolutionary 46 defense n' a cold-ass lil cast of charactas dat recorded tha novelty rap cold lil' woo wop "Da Supa Bowl Shuffle". Da season was notable up in dat tha Bears had only one loss, tha "unlucky 13th" game of tha season, a Mondizzle night affair up in which they was defeated by tha Miami Dolphins fo' realz. At tha time, much was made of tha fact dat tha 1972 Dolphins was tha only franchise up in history ta have had a undefeated season n' post-season. Da Dolphins came close ta settin up a rematch up in tha Supa Bowl yo, but lost ta tha New England Patriots up in tha AFC title game. "Da Supa Bowl Shuffle" was vizzletaped tha dizzle afta dat Mondizzle night loss up in Miami.

1986�"2003: Post-Supa Bowl

Afta tha 1985 Championshizzle season, tha Bears remained competitizzle all up in tha 1980s but failed ta return ta tha Supa Bowl under Ditka. Between tha firin of Ditka n' tha hirin of Lovie Smizzle, tha Bears had two head pimpes, Dizzle Wannstedt n' Dick Jauron. While both head pimpes hustled tha crew ta tha playoffs once (Wannstedt up in 1994 n' Jauron up in 2001), neither was able ta accumulate a ballin record or brang tha Bears back ta tha Supa Bowl. Therefore, tha 1990s was largely considered ta be a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disappointment.

Before tha Bears hired Jauron up in January 1999, Dizzle McGinnis (Arizonaz defensive coordinator, n' a gangbangin' forma Bears assistant under Ditka n' Wannstedt) backed outta takin tha head pimpin position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Bears scheduled a press conference ta announce tha hirin before McGinnis agreed ta contract terms.[33] Soon afta Jauronz hiring, Mrs. McCaskey fired her lil hustla Mike as prez, replacin his ass wit Ted Phillips n' biggin' up Mike ta chairman of tha board.[34] Phillips, tha current Bears prez, became tha straight-up original gangsta playa outside of tha Halas-McCaskey crew ta run tha crew.[35]

2004�"2012: Lovie Smizzle era

Lovie Smizzle, hired on January 15, 2004, is tha third post-Ditka head pimp. Joinin tha Bears as a rookie head pimp, Smizzle brought tha highly successful Tampa 2 defensive scheme wit his ass ta Chicago. Before his second season wit tha Bears, tha crew rehired they forma bitch ass coordinator n' then Illinois head pimp Ron Turner ta improve tha Bears' strugglin offense.[36] In 2005, tha Bears won they division n' reached tha playoffs fo' tha last time up in four years. Their previous playoff berth was gots by ballin tha NFC Central up in 2001. Da Bears improved upon they success tha followin season, by clinchin they second consecutizzle NFC Uptown title durin Week 13 of tha 2006 season, ballin they first playoff game since 1995, n' earnin a trip ta Supa Bowl XLI.[37] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they fell tha fuck short of tha championship, losin 29�"17 ta tha Indianapolis Colts. Peepin tha 2006 season, tha club decided ta give Smizzle a cold-ass lil contract extension all up in 2011, at roughly $5 mazillion per year. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. This comes a season afta bein tha lowest paid head pimp up in tha Nationizzle Footbizzle League.[38]

Da club has played up in over a thousand game since becomin a cold-ass lil charta gangmember of tha NFL up in 1920. Through tha 2010 season, they hustled tha NFL up in overall franchise wins wit 704 n' had a overall record of 704�"512�"42 (goin 687�"494�"42 durin tha regular season n' 17�"18 up in tha playoffs).[39] On November 18, 2010 tha Bears recorded franchise win number 700 up in a win against tha Miami Dolphins.

Da Bears made one of tha freshest trades up in crew history by acquirin Pro Bowl quarterback Jay Cutla up in 2009

Da Bears made one of tha freshest trades up in franchise history, acquirin Pro Bowl quarterback Jay Cutler from tha Denver Broncos up in exchange fo' Kyle Orton n' draft picks on April 2, 2009 fo' realz. Afta a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disappointin 2009 campaign wit tha crew goin 7�"9,[40] Mike Martz was hired as tha crewz bitch ass coordinator on February 1, 2010.[41] On March 5, 2010, tha Bears signed defensive end Julius Peppers, hustlin back Chesta Taylor, n' tight end Brandon Manumaleuna, bustin over $100 mazillion on tha straight-up original gangsta dizzle of free agency.[42] Also durin tha 2010 offseason, Mike McCaskey was replaced by brutha George McCaskey as chairman of tha Bears.[43] With a 38�"34 win against tha New York Jets, tha Bears clinched tha No. 2 seed n' a gangbangin' first-round bye fo' tha 2010�"11 NFL playoffs. In they first Playoff game since Supa Bowl XLI, Da Bears defeated tha No. 4 seed Seattle Seahawks 35�"24 up in tha Divisionizzle Round. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Bears reached tha NFC Championshizzle Game, where they played Chronic Bizzle Packers at Soldier Field �" only tha second playoff meetin between tha two storied rivals, tha only other game played up in 1941.[44] Da Bears lost tha game, 21�"14.

Da crew started tha 2011 season phat wit a 7�"3 record, n' hustlin back Mack Forté hustled tha NFL up in total yardz from scrimmage. Eventually, quarterback Jay Cutler fractured his cold-ass thumb, n' Forté also was lost fo' tha season against tha Kansas Citizzle Chiefs afta sprainin his MCL, n' tha Bears, wit Caleb Hanie playing, lost five straight before ballin against tha Minnesota Vikings wit Josh McCown startin over Hanie fo' realz. At seasonz end, general manager Jeremy Angelo was fired, n' forma Chiefs director of scoutin n' forma Bears scout Phil Emery was brought in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Offensive coordinator Mike Martz resigned, n' eventually retired, n' was replaced by bitch ass line pimp Mike Tice. Da Bears made another notable move by tradin fo' Miami Dolphins receiver n' Pro Bowl MVP Brandon Marshall.[45] Da Bears became tha straight-up original gangsta crew up in NFL history ta return six erections fo' touchdowns up in tha straight-up original gangsta seven game of tha season, wit another pick-six by Brian Urlacher up in Week 9 brangin Chicago two behind tha record set by tha 1961 San Diego Chargers.[46] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Bears missed tha playoffs wit a record of 10�"6 (afta startin tha season 7�"1, tha straight-up original gangsta crew ta start wit tha record n' miss tha playoffs since tha 1996 Washington Redskins),[47] n' Smizzle was fired on December 31.[48]

2013�"2014: Marc Trestman years

Then-CFL head pimp n' forma NFL journeyman Marc Trestman was hired ta succeed Smizzle afta a exhaustizzle search dat included at least 13 known muthafuckas.[49][50] On March 20, 2013, Brian Urlacherz 13-year tenure wit tha Bears ended when both sides failed ta smoke on a cold-ass lil contract.[51] Da Trestman era fuckin started on September 8 wit a 24�"21 win over tha Cincinnati Bengals, makin Trestman tha fourth head pimp up in Bears history ta win up in his thugged-out lil' pimpin debut, afta George Halas (1920), Neill Armstrong (1978) n' Dick Jauron (1999).[52] Da Bears ended tha 2013 season 8�"8, barely missin tha playoffs afta losin up in tha final week of tha season ta tha Packers.[53] Despite havin a second-ranked offense dat set a shitload of franchise records,[54] tha defense pimped outly worsened as it set franchise worsts up in categories like yardz allowed (6,313).[55]

Da followin season was a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disasta fo' tha Bears, wit tha offense regressin ta finish outside tha top 20 up in scoring.[56] Da crew also allowed 50-point game up in two straight weeks against tha Patriots n' Packers, includin a gangbangin' franchise-high 42 points n' NFL-record six touchdowns allowed up in tha straight-up original gangsta half against tha latter,[57][58] ta become tha straight-up original gangsta crew since tha 1923 Rochesta Jeffersons ta allow at least 50 points up in consecutizzle games.[59] Da Bears ended tha year 5�"11 n' last up in tha NFC North. Trestman n' Emery was fired afta tha season ended.[60]

2015�"2017: Jizzy Fox era

Da Bears hired Ryan Pace of tha New Orleans Saints ta be they freshly smoked up general manager on January 8, 2015.[61] On January 16, 2015, Jizzy Fox accepted a gangbangin' four-year deal ta become head pimp.[62] In Foxz first season as head pimp, tha Bears saw improvements from 2014; afta USA Today projected tha Bears ta win three games,[63] they doubled dat total n' finished tha season wit a 6�"10 record, includin a Thanksgiving win over tha Packers at Lambeau Field.[64]

But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat durin tha 2016 season, tha Bears regressed heavily, compilin a 3�"13 record (their most shitty since tha NFLz chizzle ta 16-game seasons up in 1978). Da season included nuff muthafuckin fuck-ups ta startas n' secondary playas, includin Jay Cutler, whoz ass only played five game as a result of two separate fuck-ups.[65] Backup quarterback Brian Hoyer started tha next three game before a gangbangin' fucked up arm put his ass up fo' tha season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude was replaced by Mack Barkley, whoz ass made his wild lil' first game start wit tha Bears.[66][67] None of tha three quarterbacks returned fo' tha 2017 season.[68][69][70]

In tha 2017 NFL Draft, tha crew selected quarterback Mitchell Trubisky wit tha second-overall pick,[71] whoz ass sat behind newly-signed quarterback Mike Glennon fo' tha straight-up original gangsta four game before takin over.[72] Da Bears ended tha season 5�"11 n' again n' again n' again finished last up in tha NFC North. On January 1, 2018, Fox was fired, endin his cold-ass tenure up in Chicago wit a 14�"34 record.[73]

2018�"present: Mack Nagy era

Da Bears hired Mack Nagy from tha Kansas Citizzle Chiefs as they freshly smoked up head pimp up in January 2018.[74] General manager Ryan Pace signed receivers Tay-Tay Gabriel, Allen Robinston, n' Trey Burton up in tha offseason ta complement second-year quarterback Mitchell Trubisky.[75] Da Bears also acquired linebacker Khalil Mack up in a funky-ass block-blockbusta trade from tha Oakland Raiders ta further bolsta they defense, bustin a package of draft picks dat includes 2019 n' 2020 1st round draft picks up in exchange.[76] Nagyz Bears clinched tha NFC Uptown on December 16, 2018 fo' tha last time since 2010 wit a 24�"17 victory over tha Chronic Bizzle Packers.[77] Da Bears finished tha 2018 season wit a 12�"4 record.[78] They lost ta tha defendin Supa Bowl Champions Philadelphia Eaglez up in tha Wild Card round of tha Playoffs afta Cody Parkeyz game-ballin field goal attempt was partially tipped n' hit tha uprights up in tha final secondz of tha game, a play coined tha "Double Doink".[79] Despite tha first-round exit, Nagy was named Coach of tha Year by tha Pro Footbizzle Writas Association n' Associated Press.[80][81] Dude was tha straight-up original gangsta Bears pimp ta be given tha AP award since Lovie Smizzle up in 2005 n' tha fifth up in crew history.[82]

In 2019, tha crew regressed ta a 8�"8 record, though Nagyz combined 20 wins up in 2018 n' 2019 was da most thugged-out by a Bears head pimp up in his wild lil' first two seasons.[83] Durin tha year, renovations ta Halas Hall was completed, allowin tha crew ta move Trainin Camp from Ward Field on tha campuz of Olivet Nazarene University up in Bourbonnais, Illinois ta Lake Forest fo' 2020.[84][85]





Ownership

Virginia Halas McCaskey, her children, n' grandlil pimps control 80 cement of tha crew, n' Mrs. McCaskey votes her childrenz stock as well as her own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Patrick Ryan, executizzle chairman of Aon Corp., n' Aon director Andrew McKenna own 19.7% of tha club.[86] In a Crainz Chicago Bidnizz article, one bidnizzman busted lyrics bout his wishes fo' tha crew ta maximize its potential. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. In 2009, Yahoo! Sports listed tha McCaskeys as tha third most shitty balla up in tha NFL, statin "[T]hey git less fo' what tha fuck they've gots than any crew up in our league."[87] There done been rumors dat tha McCaskey crew might split up over tha crew.[31]

In 2012, Forbes magazine reported dat tha franchise is worth $1.19 billion, makin it tha eighth richest franchise up in tha NFL.[88] Chicago is tha third phattest media market up in tha United Hoods.[89]

Da crew has major sponsorshizzle deals wit Dr Pepper Snapple Group, Milla Brewin Company, PNC Financial Services, United Airlines, Verizon, Xfinity, n' Proven IT.[90][91] Da crew was tha straight-up original gangsta up in tha NFL ta git a presentin sponsor, wit tha 2004 season advertised as "Bears Footbizzle presented by BankOne (now Chase)" fo' realz. Additionally, tha Bears have a agreement wit WFLD (the Fox owned-and-operated station up in Chicago) ta broadcast pre-season footbizzle games.[92]

Logos n' uniforms

Team culture

Mascots n' cheerleaders

Staley Da Bear up in 2008.

Before tha 2003 season, tha crew had two unstraight-up legit mascots named "Rocky" n' "Bearman". "Rocky" was a playa whoz ass donned a #1 Bears jersey, carried a megaphone, n' started chants all over Soldier Field durin tha 1970s, 1980s, n' early 1990s, up in a gangbangin' fashizzle similar ta Fireman Ed. There is no known source of whoz ass "Rocky" was, n' presumably currently lives up in Northwestern Indiana.[93] Don Wachter, also known as "Bearman", be a season ticket holda whoz ass decided up in 1995 dat his schmoooove ass could also assist tha crew by cheerleading, similar ta Rocky. Da club allowed his ass ta run across tha field wit a big-ass Bears flag durin playa introductions n' each crew score (a role currently done by tha Bears 4th Phase n' Bears captains). In 1996, da ruffneck donned his "costume" of grill paint, bear head n' arms, n' a number 46 jersey. "Bearman" was forced ta stop bustin his costume wit tha introduction of Staley Da Bear up in 2003; however, up in 2005, Wachta was allowed up in costume again.[94]

Yo, staley Da Bear be a anthropomorphic bear wit a cold-ass lil customized No. 00 jersey, wit blue n' orange eyes, synonymous wit tha crewz main colors.[95] His name is eponymous ta corn processin company A. E. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Staley, whoz ass dropped tha Bears' franchise. Like Rocky n' Bearman, he entertains Bears hustlas yo, but like other NFL mascots, n' mascots up in general, Staley also make various visits ta charitizzle events, parties,[96][97] Chicago Rush AFL games, n' other Bears-related events, as well as takin part up in various game wit his "furballs" against youth footbizzle crews at halftime.[98][99]

Da crew also formerly had they own cheerleadin squad called tha Chicago Honey Bears, whoz ass was formed up in 1976. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Bears balla Virginia Halas McCaskey terminated dem afta tha 1985 season.[100] Da squadz uniforms have chizzled 3 times: from 1976�"1979, tha uniform was a white bodysuit wit navy blue sleeves, then from 1980�"1984 it became a white bodysuit yo, but wit orange sleeves n' tha navy was moved ta tha trim, n' up in tha squadz final season up in 1985, tha uniform was redesigned wit a orange sequin vest.[101]

Philanthropy

Yo, since 1998, tha Bears have partnered wit 'A Safe Place,' a thugged-out domestic shiznit shelta up in Waukegan, Illinois.[102] In June 2017, current n' forma Bears hommies helped wit renovations all up in tha shelta by rippin up carpet, paintin walls, demolishin a kitchen n' buildin a gangbangin' fence.[102] Da Bears have also provided financial support all up in tha years.

Rivalries

Divisionizzle rivals

Chronic Bizzle Packers

Da Chronic Bizzle Packers is tha Bears' freshest rivals since they crewz inception up in 1920. Da Chronic Bizzle Packers currently have tha lead at 97�"95�"6,[103] n' tha crews have kicked it wit twice up in tha postseason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Bears won tha 1941 meeting, 33�"14, n' eventually defeated tha New York Giants up in tha 1941 NFL Championshizzle Game, n' tha Packers won tha 2011 meeting, 21�"14, en route ta a Supa Bowl XLV win over tha Pittsburgh Steelers. Da crews' first meetin was a victory fo' tha Bears (known as tha Staleys all up in tha time) up in 1921 up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shutout, 20�"0. Da Packers fronted they first win over tha Bears up in 1925, 14�"10. Da 1924 matchup (which ended up in a 3�"0 win fo' Chicago) was notable fo' featurin tha straight-up original gangsta eva ejection of playas up in a game up in NFL history, as Frank Hanny of tha Bears n' Walta Voss of tha Packers was ejected fo' punchin each other.[104] Da rivalry also featured one of tha last successful fair catch kicks up in 1968, when Bears kicker Mac Percival kicked tha game-ballin field goal.[105]

Minnesota Vikings

Chicago n' Minnesota took each other on up in tha Vikings' inaugural game, wit tha Vikings defeatin tha Bears up in a 37�"13 rout, n' Minnesota currently holdz tha series lead 60�"54�"2.

Detroit Lions

Da Detroit Lions n' Bears have faced off since tha Lions' inception up in 1930, when they was known as tha Portsmouth Spartans, wit tha Spartans winning, 7�"6, n' Chicago ballin tha second meeting, 14�"6. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since then, tha Bears have hustled tha series, 99�"74�"5. Da rivalry grew up in 1932, when tha Bears n' Spartans kicked it wit up in tha straight-up original gangsta eva postseason game up in NFL history, wit tha Bears ballin tha game 9�"0. Da game also was known as tha straight-up original gangsta "indoor football" game, as tha game took place up in indoor Chicago Stadium cuz of a funky-ass blizzard all up in tha time. Da game also started tha forward pass.[106]

Stadium

Soldier Field up in 2011, as peeped from tha lakeshore

Yo, soldier Field, located on Lake Shore Drive up in Chicago, is tha current home of tha Bears. Da Bears moved ta Soldier Field up in 1971 afta outgrowin Wrigley Field, tha crewz home fo' 50 years. Northwestern Universityz residential neighbors objected ta they playin at Dyche Stadium, now called Ryan Field fo' realz. Afta tha AFL-NFL Merger, tha newly merged league wanted they crews ta play up in dogg poundz dat could hold at least 50,000 fans. Even wit tha portable bleachers dat tha crew brought tha fuck into Wrigley, tha dogg pound could still only hold 46,000.[107] Soldier Fieldz playin turf was chizzled from natural grass ta astroturf before tha 1971 season, n' then back ta natural grass up in time fo' tha start of tha 1988 season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da dogg pound was tha joint of tha inhyped Fog Bowl playoff game between tha Bears n' Philadelphia Eaglez.[108]

In 2002, tha dogg pound was closed n' rebuilt wit only tha exterior wall of tha dogg pound bein preserved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dat shiznit was closed on Sunday, January 20, 2002, a thugged-out dizzle afta tha Bears lost up in tha playoffs. Well shiiiit, it reopened on September 27, 2003 afta a cold-ass lil complete rebuild (the second up in tha dogg poundz history).[107] Many hustlas refer ta tha rebuilt dogg pound as "New Soldier Field".[109] Durin tha 2002 season, tha Bears played they home game all up in tha Universitizzle of Illinois' Memorial Stadium up in Champaign, where they went 3�"5.

Many muthafuckas have wack viewz of tha freshly smoked up dogg pound. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They believe dat its current structure has juiced it up mo' of a eyesore than a landmark; some have dubbed it tha "Mistake on tha Lake".[110] Soldier Field was stripped of its Nationizzle Historic Landmark designation on February 17, 2006.[111]

In tha 2005 season, tha Bears won tha NFC Uptown Division n' tha No. 2 Seed up in tha NFC Playoffs, entitlin dem ta play at least one home game up in tha postseason. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da crew hosted (and lost) they divisionizzle round match on January 15, 2006 against tha Carolina Panthers. This was tha straight-up original gangsta playoff game at Soldier Field since tha dogg pound reopened.

Da dogg poundz end units n' midfield was not painted until tha 1982 season.[112] Da design sported on tha field included tha bolded word "Chicago" rendered up in Highway Gothic up in both end units, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. In 1983, tha end unit design returned, wit tha addizzle of a big-ass wishbone "C" Bears logo painted at midfield. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! These field markings remained unchanged until tha 1996 season.[113] In 1996 tha midfield wishbone "C" was chizzled ta a big-ass blue Bears head, n' tha end unit design was painted wit "Bears" up in cursive. This freshly smoked up design remained until tha 1999 season, at which point tha artwork was moonwalked back ta tha funky-ass "Chicago" n' tha "C". In tha freshly smoked up Soldier Field, tha artwork was tweaked ta where one end unit had tha word "Chicago" bolded n' tha other had "Bears".[114]

In ghettofab culture

While tha Supa Bowl XX Champion Bears was a gangbangin' fixture of mainstream Gangsta pop culture up in tha 1980s, tha Bears done cooked up a prior mark wit tha 1971 Gangsta TV porno Brianz Woo-wop starrin Bizzley Dee Williams as Gale Sayers n' Jizzy Caan as Brian Piccolo. Da film holla'd at of how tha fuck Piccolo helped Sayers recover from a thugged-out devastatin knee fuck-up ta return ta his status as one of tha leaguez dopest playas, n' how tha fuck Sayers up in turn helped tha Piccolo crew all up in Brianz fatal illness.[115][116] A 2001 remake of tha porno fo' ABC starred Shizzle Maher as Piccolo n' Mekhi Phifer as Sayers.[117]

Da 1985 crew be also remembered fo' recordin tha cold lil' woo wop "Da Supa Bowl Shuffle", which reached number forty-one on tha Bizzleboard Hot 100 n' was nominated fo' a Grammy Award.[118] Da noize vizzle fo' tha cold lil' woo wop depicts tha crew rapping dat they is "not here ta start no shit" but instead "just here ta do tha Supa Bowl Shuffle". Da crew took a risk by recordin n' releasin tha cold lil' woo wop before tha playoffs had even begun yo, but was able ta stay tha fuck away from embarrassment by goin on ta win Supa Bowl XX by a then-record margin of 46�"10. That game was one of da most thugged-out peeped televizzle events up in history accordin ta tha Nielsen ratings system; tha game had a ratin of 48.3, rankin it 7th up in all-time televizzle history.[119]

In addizzle ta tha "Supa Bowl Shuffle"[120] rap song, tha Bears' success up in tha 1980s �" n' especially tha personalitizzle of head pimp Mike Ditka �" inspired a recurrin sketch on tha American sketch comedy program Saturdizzle Night Live, called "Bizzle Swerskiz Superfans".[121] Da sketch featured Cheers co-star George Wendt, a Chicago native, as host of a radio talk-show (similar up in tone ta WGN radioz "Da Sportswriters"), wit co-panelists Carl Wollarski (Robert Smigel), Pat Arnold (Mike Myers) n' Todd O'Cooligan (Chris Farley). To hear dem tell it, "Da Bears" n' Coach Ditka could do no wrong. Da sketch stopped afta Ditka was fired up in 1993. Da sketch probably flossed tha panelists chuggin brew n' smokin fuckin shitloadz of Polish sausage, n' often featured Todd gettin so agitated bout what tha fuck was goin' down wit tha Bears dat da perved-out muthafucka suffered a ass battle yo, but quickly recovered (all up in self-administered CPR). Da sketch also features tha cast predictin unrealistic blowout victories fo' Bears games.[122] Da Supa Fan sketch has not been brought back by SNL, wit tha exception of a single appearizzle by Horatio Sanz as a Supa Fan fo' tha Cubs on "Weekend Update" up in 2003. Outside of SNL, George Wendt reprised his bangin role of Swerski up in tha openin promo of Supa Bowl XL on ABC.

On TV shows based up in Chicago like fuckin Da Bob Newhart Show, Married... wit Children, Family Matters, Still Standing, Accordin ta Jim, Early Edition n' Da Bernie Mac Show, tha main charactas is all Bears fans, n' have worn Bears' jerseys n' T-shirts on some occasions. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some episodes even show dem watchin Bears games. Roseanne be another TV show based up in Illinois (albeit not up in Chicago itself) ta feature tha Bears as tha consensus household favorite, as 'Don Juan Connor' Jizzy Goodman is peeped bustin Bears basebizzle caps up in nuff muthafuckin episodes. That '70s Show featured nuff muthafuckin Bears references, as dat shiznit was based up in Wisconsin, home of tha Packers. On one episode while tha gang be at a Bears vs. Packers game, Eric comes ta tha seat up in a Walta Payton jersey n' is booed by tha surroundin Packers fans. In a episode of tha Deez'nuts Channel show Shake It Up, based up in Chicago, recurrin characta Dina Garcia (Ainsley Bailey) sold scalped Chicago Bears tickets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Mo' recently, Modern Family characta Cameron Tucker has been shown as a Bears fan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In a episode of tha Deez'nuts Channel show "I Didn't Do It", based up in Chicago, Lindy Watson (Olivia Holt) n' Logan Watson (Austin North) try ta git a gangbangin' footbizzle signed by NFL Hall of Hyper Dick Butkus afta beatin tha livin shiznit outta they fathers Butkus signed ball, Alshon Jeffery also cook up a cold-ass lil cameo appearizzle as well.

Ditkaz success n' popularitizzle up in Chicago has hustled his ass ta land analyst rolez on various Gangsta footbizzle pregame shows. Ditka hit dat shiznit fo' both tha NFL on NBC n' CBSz Da NFL Today, n' his schmoooove ass currently works on ESPNz Sundizzle NFL Countdown n' provided Fridizzle night analysis on tha Bears on WBBM-TVz 2 on Football wit forma WBBM-TV game director Mark Malone.[123] Dude be also tha color analyst fo' all local broadcastz of Bears preseason games. Ditka also co-starred his dirty ass alongside hustla Will Ferrell up in tha 2005 comedy film Kickin & Screaming.[124]

Also, Ditka, Dick Butkus, Walta Payton, Jim McMahon, Lil' Willy "Refrigerator" Perry n' Brian Urlacher is among Bears figures known fo' they appearances up in TV commercials. Urlacher, whose jersey was among tha leaguez best-pimpin up in 2002, was featured on Nike commercials wit forma Atlanta Falcons quarterback Mike Vick.[125][126]

In tha 1961 Hanna-Barbera animated short "Rah Rah Bear", Yogi Bear helps tha Bears beat tha New York Giants.[127] Da Bears was lata depicted up in a episode of tha 1985 cartoon version of tha STD sitcom Punky Brewster, where tha Bears is playin tha Chronic Bizzle Packers.[128][129]

Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) from tha Nationizzle Lampoonz Vacation series appears up in some scenes bustin a navy blue wit burnt orange scriptin Chicago Bears bizzle cap yo. Dude wears tha same ol' dirty Chicago Bears cap all up in all four Vacation pornos.[130]

Broadcast media

Radio

Map of radio affiliates.

Currently, WBBM (780 AM) n' its simulcastin partner, WCFS-FM (105.9 FM) broadcast Bears game wit Jeff Joniak bustin tha play-by-play, along wit color commentator Tomothy Thayer, whoz ass played fo' tha Bears from 1985�"1992,[131] n' sideline reporta Zach Zaidman. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Over tha years, nuff Bears play-by-play broadcastas have included play-by-play announcers Jack Brickhouse, Joe McConnell n' Weezy Larrivee, n' color commentators Hub Arkush, Dick Butkus, Jim Hart n' Irv Kupcinet.

Yo, spanish radio station WLEY-FM aired tha Bears game from 2012 ta 2014. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since 2015, WRTO n' WVIV-FM air Bears game up in Spanish.

Chicago Bears Network Radio affiliates Market Station Notes Chicago WBBM (780 AM)/WCFS-FM (105.9 FM) All games

Bears Insider WRTO (1200 AM) / WVIV-FM (93.5 FM) All game (in Spanish) WSCR (670 AM) Bears All-Access

Television

Their current preseason TV announcers on WFLD (channel 32), which also carries tha majoritizzle of tha crewz regular season game all up in tha NFL on Fox, is Sam Rosen (play-by-play), Erik Kramer (color commentary) n' Lou Canellis (sideline hustla). When tha game is played against a AFC crew, it can be aired on tha CBS O&O station, WBBM-TV. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sundizzle Night game is broadcast on WMAQ-TV, tha STD O&O station.

Statistics n' records

Patrick Mannelly holdz tha record fo' da most thugged-out seasons up in a Bears uniform wit 16.[132] On tha other hand, Steve McMichael holdz tha record fo' most consecutizzle game played by a Bear wit 191;[132] he accomplished tha feat from 1981 ta 1993. In second place is Payton, whoz ass played 186 game from 1975 ta 1987 at hustlin back, a posizzle considered ta be conducive ta injury, only missin one game up in a span of 13 seasons.

Kicker Robbie Gould became tha Bears' all-time scorin leader up in Week 5 of 2015 season[133] overtakin placekicker Kevin Butler whoz ass previously held tha club record[132] fo' scorin da most thugged-out points up in his cold-ass ten-year Bear game n' shiznit yo. Dude banged up 1,116 points as tha Bears kicker from 1985 ta 1995 yo. Dude is followed by hustlin back Walta Payton, wit 750 points, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Payton holdz tha crew record fo' game rushin yardz wit 16,726.[132] That was a NFL record until Emmitt Smizzle of tha Dallas Cowboys broke it up in 2002. Forma Bears hustlin back Mack Forte, whoz ass started playin fo' tha Bears up in 2008, is tha closest ta Paytonz record wit 6,985 yards. Forte also holdz tha crewz single season record fo' rookies up in rushin attempts, rushin yardz n' receptions. Mark Bortz holdz tha record fo' most Bear playoff appearances, wit 13 between 1983 n' 1994, n' is followed by Kevin Butler, Dennis Gentry, Don Juan Hampton, Jay Hilgenberg, Steve McMichael, Ron Rivera, Mike Singletary, n' Keith Van Horne, whoz ass have each played up in 12 playoff games.

Da 1940 Chicago Bears crew holdz tha record fo' tha freshest margin of victory up in a NFL game (playoff or regular season) wit a 73�"0 victory over tha Washington Redskins up in tha 1940 NFL Championshizzle Game. Da phattest home victory fo' tha Bears came up in a 61�"7 result against tha Chronic Bizzle Packers up in 1980. Da phattest defeat up in club history was a 52�"0 loss against tha Baltimore Colts up in 1964. Da club recorded undefeated regular seasons up in 1934 n' 1942 yo, but (unlike tha 1972 Dolphins) did not win tha championshizzle game up in either season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In 1934, tha club completed a 13�"0 record but was defeated by tha New York Giants, n' up in 1942 tha club completed a 11�"0 record but was defeated by tha Redskins yo. Had tha Bears won either championship, tha club would have completed a cold-ass lil championshizzle three-peat �" a gangbangin' feat completed only by tha Packers (twice), although no crew has done it since tha AFL-NFL merger.[134] Halas holdz tha crew record fo' pimpin da most thugged-out seasons wit 40 n' fo' havin da most thugged-out game victoriez of 324 yo. Halas' victories record stood until Don Shula surpassed Halas up in 1993. Ditka is tha closest Bears pimp ta Halas, wit 112 game victories. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! No other Bears pimp has recorded over 100 victories wit tha crew.[132]

Durin tha 2006 season, return specialist Devin Hester set nuff muthafuckin kick return recordz yo. Dude currently holdz tha franchise record fo' most return yardz wit 2,261.[135] Dude had six touchdown returns, settin a record fo' most returns up in a single season.[136] In 2007, he recorded another six touchdown season from returns. One of da most thugged-out notable of these returns came on November 12, 2006, when he returned a missed field goal fo' a 108-yard touchdown.[137] Da record tied forma crewmate Nathan Vasherz previous record, which was set almost a year earlier.[138] Additionally, Hesta set a Supa Bowl record by becomin tha straight-up original gangsta playa ta return a openin kick of a Supa Bowl fo' a touchdown.[139] On December 20, 2010, Hesta set a NFL record fo' most touchdowns on a punt or kickoff return wit his 14th game return comin against tha Minnesota Vikings. In 2011, Hesta broke tha record fo' da most thugged-out punt returns against tha Carolina Panthers.

In 2012, Charlez Tillman set tha record fo' most forced fumblez up in a single game wit 4 against tha Tennessee Titans fo' realz. Also against tha Titans, Chicago became tha straight-up original gangsta crew up in league history ta score a touchdown pass, a touchdown run, a erection return fo' a touchdown, n' a funky-ass blocked kick/punt fo' a score up in tha same quarter.[140] Tillman n' crewmate Lizzle Briggs became tha straight-up original gangsta pair up in NFL history ta return a erection fo' a touchdown up in consecutizzle game against tha Jacksonville Jaguars n' Dallas Cowboys.[141]

Season-by-season thangs up in dis biatch

This be a partial list of tha Bears' last five completed seasons. For tha full season-by-season franchise thangs up in dis biatch, peep List of Chicago Bears seasons.

Note: Da Finish, Wins, Losses, n' Ties columns list regular season thangs up in dis biatch n' exclude any postseason play.

Supa Bowl champions (1970�"present) Conference champions Division champions Wild Card berth

Az of January 7, 2019

Season Team League Conference Division Regular season Postseason thangs up in dis biatch Awards Finish Wins Losses Ties 2014 2014 NFL NFC North 4th 5 11 0 �" �" 2015 2015 NFL NFC North 4th 6 10 0 �" �" 2016 2016 NFL NFC North 4th 3 13 0 �" �" 2017 2017 NFL NFC North 4th 5 11 0 �" �" 2018 2018 NFL NFC North 1st 12 4 0 Lost ta Philadelphia Eaglez up in NFC Wild Card Game. �"

Records

All-time Bears leaders Leader Player Record Years wit Bears Passing Jay Cutler 23,443 passin yards 2009�"2016 Rushing Walta Payton 16,726 rushin yards 1975�"1987 Receiving Jizzy Morris 5,059 receivin yards 1958�"1967 Points Robbie Gould 1,142 points 2005�"2015 Coachin Wins George Halas 318 wins 1920�"1929, 1933�"1942

1946�"1955, 1958�"1967

Playerz of note

Current roster

In tha Pro Footbizzle Hall of Hype, tha Bears have da most thugged-out enshrined primary thugz wit 30; tha club also has had seven Hall of Hypers spend a minor portion of they game wit tha franchise.[142] Founder, baller, head pimp, n' playa George Halas, halfback Bronko Nagurski, n' Red Grange was a part of tha original gangsta class of inductees up in 1963. Da franchise saw 14 dudes inducted tha fuck into tha Hall of Hype from 1963 ta 1967. Offensive tackle Jim Covert n' defensive end Ed Sprinkle is da most thugged-out recent Chicago Bear inductees, both bein inducted as seniors as part of tha Pro Footbizzle Hall of Hypez centennial class of 2020.[143]

Chicagoland Game Hall of Hype

Retired numbers

Da Bears have retired 14 uniform numbers, which is da most thugged-out up in tha NFL, n' ranks fourth behind tha basketbizzle Boston Celtics (22), basebizzle New York Yankees (21), n' hockey Montreal Canadiens (15) fo' da most thugged-out up in Uptown Gangsta professionizzle game. Da Bears retired Mike Ditkaz number 89 jersey on December 9, 2013.[144] It be tha last number dat tha Bears retired.[145]





Top 100 top billin Bearz of all-time

In honor of tha crew centennial anniversary, on May 20, 2019, tha Chicago Bears have unveiled tha Top 100 playas up in franchise history, as voted on by Hall of Hype writas Don Pierson n' Don Juan Pompei, two of da most thugged-out hyped journalists dat have eva covered tha club up in they long history.[146] At tha time of tha publish, tha list included 27 Pro Footbizzle Hall of Hypers, while two mo' inductees would join up in tha 2020 class (Jim Covert n' Ed Sprinkle).

Among tha 100 Greatest, four actizzle playas made tha list, includin safety Eddie Jackson (96), defensive lineman Akiem Hicks (75), bitch ass lineman Kyle Long (74) n' highest-ranked actizzle Bear was Khalil Mack (60), whoz ass played only one season wit tha crew. Long would retire tha followin year.

On lata date, Chicagobears.com busted out a list titled "Top 10: Best of tha rest", dat featured tha top 10 snubs from tha centennial list. Da playas include (in a gangbangin' followin order): Alex Brown, Thomas Jones, Dizzle Whitsell, Curtis Conway, Slim Tim Jennings, Leslie Frazier, Roberto Garza, Marty Booker, Nathan Vasher n' Lil' Willy Perry.[147]

𝙝𝙤𝙛: Pro Footbizzle Hall of Hype inductee.

𝐟: Pro Footbizzle Hall of Hype finalist.

All-Time Crew

Durin tha week of June 3, 2019 tha All-Time Crew was announced up in parts each dizzle startin wit tha All-Time defensive playas,[148] followed by tha All-Time specialists[149] n' then tha All-Time bitch ass playas.[150]

Larry Mayer of tha Chicagobears.com would lata state, dat accordin ta tha votas "if they had included a long-snapper on tha crew it would done been Patrick Mannelly".[151]

Offense

Defense

Special crews

Coachin staff

For a mo' in-depth look tha fuck into tha history of tha head pimpez of tha Bears, peep List of Chicago Bears head pimpes

References

Sources