Utah Gov. Gary Herbert, befitting a Mormon named Herbert, clenched up when he saw the novelty condoms the Utah Health Department was distributing.

He is a coward, because they are hilarious.

These now-cancelled innuendo-filled condom wrappers from the Utah Department of Health were... extremely good for something from the government pic.twitter.com/CpvUl8CcEA — Max Paine 🌹 (@lagadoprojector) January 16, 2020

We at the Scene are now urging the Tennessee Department of Health to consider a similar sexual health program, and have spent the morning brainstorming some possibilities.

Smashville is an obvious one, but check out our other options (written in a problematic Slack conversation).







Now get to Great Smoky Mountin’.

