Going up



Lipstick red and khaki A colour combo that pops – especially under your clothes. Find on Les Boys Les Girls lingerie.

Javi Gracia’s shoe game Bringing the minimal trainer to the Watford dugout. Impressive stuff.

Christiane F Raf Simons screened the 1981 film for a Frieze opening party and what with the weather turning, we want to bleak out, too.

Jeff Banks An old shirt of his apparently appears in a scene in A Star Is Born. An Icon Is Remembered, more like.

In a moisturiser near you. Photograph: Getty Images

Your blood Apparently the key ingredient in the custom moisturiser Hailey Baldwin credits with making her skin so glowy. Wow.

Going down

Hard water Allegedly so bad for your hair that people are forking out hundreds to get built-in softeners. Jeez.

Who let the dogs out? Photograph: Getty Images

Following pets on social media We have moved on to dolls. See Qai Qai, doll daughter of Alexis Olympia Ohanian and doll granddaughter of Serena Williams.

‘So call me, maybe’ Replace with HMU. Google if you need to.

Plywood So over as the selfie backdrop of choice. With the loos at Annabel’s the aspiration, any pink marble is your friend.

Instagram-break updates So you’re taking a week off Insta. Great, good, you do you, etc, but we don’t need to know. Nor will we notice till you come back, soz.