Original Air date: April 17th, 2019

Caption: RJ stops by. Paul finally loses his job. Scoop mail and Jock Vs nerd.

Running time: 1:55 (114 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Paul brought in Game of Thrones oreos and shares his clever tweets. Jacob reminds us that there is a sequel to the porn Parody called "Game of Bones 2: Winter Came everywhere." Matt introduces RJ Owens in the studio and they talk about sweet tea.

A twitter follower started some beef with the CEO of the EarWolf podcast network.

RJ talks about his wound vaccuum.

RJ talks about his fear about death that preceeded his wound treatment. Matt's kids, Brian Brushwood, and Justin Robert Young came to visit him in the hospital as he had to miss Johnny Thompson's funeral service.

Paul talks about his funeral plans for Anne. This includes a fart machine in her casket. For his funeral, Paul would like to be displayed sitting in a glass case with a button that would make him do something.

Matt reviews his opinions of the upcoming "Hail Satan?" documentary. The hosts discuss political religion.

Elotes are mentioned which leads to a string of corn-based puns.

Paul talks about his job ending and getting his PTO paid out.

RJ pitches a costume-based job for Paul which is interrupted by his Wound Succerator. Paul assumes that this is a KFC-based costume and riffs a Kafkaesque story about changing into a nugget.

Paul gives a brief rundown of the Notre Dame burning conspiracy theories and the astrological meaning behind it.

RJ announces that there will be a Scoop-based recipe book. Matt reads Paul's recipe for a scramble.

The Production Meeting jingle is played. Paul proposes a Mortal Combat tie-in to the cookbook where RJ appears and makes suggestions.

Scoopmail Edit

ScoopT installs security systems and relays a customer's very sad life story that took a Jesus Juke.

Secret Asshole Scoop has a shitty job story

Helena Handbasket shares a maggoty job story not as a job but as realizing there were maggots near her trash can.

Yorkshire Scoop had a giggle fit on a bus while listening to a previous podcast.

Francis Scoop asks for advice on writing a speech at his wedding. This leads to Kansas jokes.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The Hunt for Balls theme is played.

Star Trooper 3000 Scoop sends in a Germany or Florida game. This is the source of the Episode title. Germany being the place where they eat dicks is stated without context. Bones Israel has a rap about this as a Moyle.

Characters and Bits Edit