SURPRISE! You thought you’d get all the way through the month without a Game of Thrones-based piece? Sorry, haters, we’re taking this offseason down in a rain of fire, QB drama, and dragon show references.

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As season six begins, the Texas A&M Aggies once again renew their quest to conquer the SEC Westeros.

So who will be named starter?

Well you better decide soon.