Hallmark Christmas movies are a staple of the holiday season. They're cute, fun, and ... usually pretty cheesy.

I mean, how many times are you watching one and then you think to yourself (after a few glasses of wine): Wait, I could totally write one of these? Well, we're not sure about you, but we do know this bot can — and it's hysterical.

Twitter user @KeatonPatti posted that he had a bot watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies (a project I think I did to myself over Thanksgiving weekend) and write its own Christmas movie and ... it may be the best thing on the Internet. Take a look for yourself:

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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/HMEtkzHVCi — Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) December 12, 2018

The first page of the script, in its hilarious entirety, is here.

"Her husband died in every war." HALLMARK, HIRE THIS ROBOT FOR YOUR 2019 HOLIDAY SEASON, PLEASE! And if you don't, Comedy Central definitely will.

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