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Prime Minister Scott Morrison, or as he likes to be known as ‘Scomo’ – or as his media team like to refer to him: ‘The Member For Battlers’ – or better yet, the nickname that has been given to him by the rest of Australia ‘The Nightwatchman’ – has today broken rank and cracked open a cold long-neck at knock off, while walking through the Parliament House Courtyard.

“Haha. You know I was just up in Queensland, and up there they call these bad boys tallies”

“Bit weird, but you know, when in Rocky” said the Prime Minister, before tearing the scab off an ice cold Sanpellegrino sparkling water.

“Haha. Crikey that hits the spot” said the nightwatchman, as he wiped the froth from his moisturised face like a slob.

“Thank Christ it’s Friday…”

“…Actually. It’s bloody Sundey!”

“Jeez, I’ve been working harder than a drovers dog. This longie is going down a treat”

Morrison then stopped, as if to have run out of colloquialisms and Australiana lingo.

“Ummmm…” he said.

“Ahhhhhh…”

“Oh that’s it”

“Yeah”

“Yeah! Don’t tell my bloody missus I was haven a few after work or else I’ll be in more strife than Flash bloody Gordon!”