Over 65 million yrs ago dinosaurs roamed the earth…Shooting guns!

Raptors were shooting uzis in jacuzzis

T-rex shot guns with Gary Busey

Pterodactyl popped shots with topless groupies

everyone’s was havin fun with guns and shooting

every dinosaur got a gun

even dinosaurs that were nuns

the age of dino guns had begun

but over time something happened

gun possession led to more aggression

triceratops shot lead 24/7

because the guns had become obsessions

they spent all dino funds on gun production

there was so many guns, not enough stuff to shoot

so came up with 21 gun salutes

they shot up Iraq, blew up Beirut

they shot guns to solve any kind of dispute

made guns ta match ya bags and ya shoes

dirty dino magz of guns n bathing suits,

they cheered gun cheers n watched gun news,

as they drank gun beer & ate gun soup

picked up their gats and ratatatat

at whatever they shot at, they shot at it to the max

shot up their own homes and natural habitats

til all the trees fell into fat green stacks

They cuddled up with their guns at night

Ya they slept with guns, instead of a wife

they sucked on a gun, not a thumb, to sleep tight

Ya it sounds kinda wrong…but they said it was right

as the shooting went on, they got bigger weapons

all of a sudden, there tons of explosions in slow motion

and their world blew up like a watermelon

in really a big bang… extinction