THERE IS A mysterious toilet bowl terrorising the Fingerpost Roundabout in Douglas, Cork. Been there since last Wednesday, like a lost soul, wandering without meaning.

Was it misplaced? Abandoned? Did it run away?

Either way, the toilet, named Douglas Jacksbowl, has taken up tweeting as it was feeling lonely. Aw.

So far, it’s going through a bit of an identity crisis

I've moved !! Don't I look welll? I've been here since Wednesday - someone MUST recognise me ?? pic.twitter.com/Wa0vWocwxU — Douglas Jacksbowl (@dougjacksbowl) July 13, 2014 Source: Douglas Jacksbowl /Twitter

It’s a bit vain…

In response to those who wanted a closer look at me - I'm delighted to oblige... pic.twitter.com/FyRgod2tP0 — Douglas Jacksbowl (@dougjacksbowl) July 13, 2014 Source: Douglas Jacksbowl /Twitter

And is a big sports fan

It's been a good day! Cork win, Germany win & I have 25 followers on the Twitter machine. Yay! pic.twitter.com/E7LtnAqjvL — Douglas Jacksbowl (@dougjacksbowl) July 13, 2014 Source: Douglas Jacksbowl /Twitter

But it cuts a lonely figure as it accepts its inevitable fate

Enjoy it while you can Douglas, before you’re put back into a bathroom captivity.

A tweeting toilet. What a time to be alive.