Chrys (as Twilight): Oh Spike! I don't want to die a virgin who's never had anything her without batteries!

*Cozy and Tirek laugh*

Tirek: Good one!

Cozy: That's nothing! I went to gym class in something extra tight and Rainbow Dash could never look at me the same again. I think I made a fillicon out of her.

Tirek: Wait til you hear what Discord told me about Fluttershy. She's done everything BUT vaginal, yet still believes she's an innocent virgin!

*group maniacal laugh*