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After 52 years of hurt, Jules Rimet is still gleaming. Its coming home boys

00:00 - 00:03 With respect Mein Fuhrer

00:04 - 00:05 the planning must begin now

00:05 - 00:07 As you know, it was here in 2006 we witnessed

00:08 - 00:12 The horrific and tragic slaying of our Golden Generation

00:12 - 00:15 At the hands of that winking cheat Cristiano

00:17 - 00:19 I hear he likes a soft round pair of buttocks

00:19 - 00:21 With the face of a choir boy

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Its with regret

00:31 - 00:33 Regret that we cannot deliver as promised

00:34 - 00:36 The mission is considered impossible

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone leave except Capello, Woy, Big Sham and Gareth

01:13 - 01:15 You're all a bunch of useless CUNTS!

01:15 - 01:17 If I wanted abject failure I would have employed Dommenech

01:18 - 01:23 First you Capello and your awful team in 2010 that couldn't beat USA or Algeria

01:25 - 01:28 Don't try and look away Woy I see you

01:29 - 01:31 I remember your team's pathetic display in Brazil

01:31 - 01:34 Couldn't even win ONE GAME

01:34 - 01:37 Against the might of COSTA RICA

01:37 - 01:40 You're an EMBARRASSMENT

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, with respect I cannot stay here listening to this

01:42 - 01:46 WHATS YOUR PROBLEM ALLARDYCE? NEED A PINT OF WINE?

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, its Allardici

01:48 - 01:52 You were useless at Newcastle, at West Ham, at Everton

01:53 - 01:54 Your fans FELL ASLEEP

01:56 - 01:57 Watching the drivel you served up

01:57 - 02:00 Playing the percentages and chucking it in the mixer

02:00 - 02:03 As if we were still in the 1970's

02:04 - 02:08 Whingeing constantly about English managers not being given a fair break

02:08 - 02:13 And when we give you a shot what do you do?

02:14 - 02:16 FUCK us in the ass thats what

02:17 - 02:21 With your greed and your fat smug face, but i say NO MORE

02:27 - 02:29 I see other countries, and the way they play

02:30 - 02:34 And I know in my heart we can do it too

02:34 - 02:36 And yet we can't string TWO passes together

02:41 - 02:42 Its exhausting

02:43 - 02:47 Just for once, can we please think of something other than 44 fucking 2

02:48 - 02:53 And is it too much to ask to actually practice penalties maybe you halfwits?

02:54 - 02:56 I don't want to hear about injustice

02:56 - 02:59 I don't want to hear about dodgy referees

03:00 - 03:02 Maybe don't pick Heskey or Rob fucking Green you idiots

03:04 - 03:07 Its ok, what's another 52 years?

03:14 - 03:16 But I like you Gareth, I believe in you

03:19 - 03:23 I think I'm finally ready to say it boys...

03:25 - 03:26 Its coming home

03:31 - 03:33 The wait is over

03:40 - 03:46 It's going to be unbearable, we'll never EVER hear the end of it

03:46 - 03:49 Our great nation of brexiters will cheer your name as they beat up immigrants up and down the country