Florida Man Hits Boyfriend With Plate For Listening To Too Much Alanis Morissette

If music by the food of love, one Florida couple is going to have to eat off the floor: Jacksonville resident Allen Blair Casey got so irritated that his boyfriend was playing Alanis Morissette nonstop, that he hit him upside the face with a plate.



“That’s all the motherfucker listens to!” claimed Casey, 24, as police carted him away and charged him with domestic assault.

In all seriousness, Casey attack left a large cut on the side of his 33-year-old boyfriend’s face, according to the Ottawa Citizen.



Shockingly, authorities believe both men were on meth at the time. We would’ve assumed it was some jagged little pills.