It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Night Man

Night Man Reprise

Day Man

By popular demand, I've transcribed the lyrics to all the awesome songs the gang wrote on the "Dee Dates a Retarded Person" episode ofYeah, I really don't have much of a life.If you want to see the video clip, check out this post on my primary blog, Partly Bloggy With a Chance of Sarcasm.*************************************, by Chemical ToiletHere are Charlie's actual lyrics:But loosely translated, it goes a little something like this:Night Man, sneaky and meanSpider inside my dreamsI think I love youYou make me wanna cryYou make me wanna dieI love you, I love you, I love you,I love you, I love youNight ManEvery night you come into my roomAnd pin me down with your strong armsYou pin me down, and I try to fight youYou come inside meYou fill me upAnd I become the Night Man...It's just 2 men sharing the nightIt might seem wrong but it's just rightIt's just 2 men sharing each otherIt's just 2 men like loving brothersOne on top and one on bottomOne inside and one is outOne is screaming, he's so happyThe other's screamin' a passionate shoutIt's the Night ManI'm feeling so wrong and right, manI'm feeling so wrong and right, manI can't fight you, manWhen you come inside meAnd pin me down with your strong handsAnd I become the Night...The passionate, passionate Night Man*************************************, by Charlie KellyThey took you, Night Man, and you don't belong to themThey locked me in a world of darkness without your sexy handsAnd I miss you, Night Man, so ba-a-ad*************************************- by Electric Dream MachineDay ManFighter of the Night ManChampion of the sunYou're a master of karateAnd friendship for everyoneDay Man (Aah-aah-aah)Fighter of the Night Man (Aah-aah-aah)Champion of the sun (Aah-aah-aah)You're a master of karateAnd friendship for everyone(repeat)