‘Twas the night before Christmas and under the ring

Were red balloons held tight by the Horror King,

Followed closely by TK and the Real World’s Champ,

Carrying the World Six-Man Titles down the ROH ramp.

But to the fan’s chagrin, Taven clutched tight

A phony purple belt whose gems popped in the light.

He was bombastic and boisterous, often cawing like a raven

When he pointed his thumbs to his chest and yelled “I’m Matt Taven!”.

His swagger caught an audience of a very large size

Including the true World Champion, Jay Lethal, the Franchise.

A man who avenged all of his losses before climbing the throne,

Lethal has proven he is Ring of Honor’s backbone.

But the times are changing, excitement is in the air!

Free agents are coming from here and from there!

Hawaii’s Jeff Cobb, from Mexico, Bandido,

Upon Haskins, PCO, and LA’s Brody King, how neato!

But they will have to do battle as we head toward MSG,

With Castle, the Briscoes, Beretta, and Chuckie T.!

Don’t forget Shane Taylor, C2C, & the Gatekeeper, too.

The Villain and his Enterprise, just to name a few.

Tenille looks to get back in the ring, Isom to surprise

While the Bouncers have visions of beer in their eyes.

Kenny King and Silas have dreams of a return to gold,

While Flip Gordon will find ways to break the mold!

And what will 2019 bring for ZSJ?

Or Sauce, or Juice, or Luchasaurus you say?

One thing is for sure, they best be ready to fight

As Colt and I wish Happy Wrestling to all and to all a good night!