Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can! And in this case, it turns out that arachnids can bust a move Bruno Mars-style, at least if the latest Nerdist Presents is to be believed. In the spirit of our Beauty and the Beast-meets-Migos mash-up, “Belle and Boujee,” we imagined what it would be like if Bruno Mars’ “That’s What I Like” video had been bitten by a radioactive spider, and the song was all about the trials and travails of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Our musical mad scientists have been hard at work inside Horizon Labs cooking up an unreasonably catchy song and transforming it into a pitch-perfect parody of “That’s What I Like,” animations and all. Basically, this is what we want the end credits of Spider-Man: Homecoming to be, and if it isn’t I’m going to send a strongly worded letter to Kevin Feige asking him to reconsider his egregious mistake.

Here’s the original video for your reference:

It’s a pretty spot-on parody, and who knew that Peter Parker had such great dance moves? Certainly not me, and I’m willing to bet Doctor Octopus has no idea either. And he’s a damn doctor, so you think he’d take notice.

Since it’s so damn catchy, here are the lyrics so you can sing along:

“That Spidey Life”

Hey, hey, hey

Webslingin’ all around Manhattan

Tony Stark What’s hapnin’?

Gotta new suit it’s stylin’

So gon’ and get to snappin’

I pose it for yah playas

Po-pose it for yah

Do a flip then drop a perpetrator

Stop, Stop ‘em for yah

Got an apartment with my Auntie

Old Suit look like Jammies (yep)

Make me an Avenger

Spider-man in that family (Spider-Man!)

You got me if you want me

Tony, got me if you want me

Said recruit me if you want me

Took down Ant-man cuz you wanted to

Dodge all the sneak attacks

I don’t need no eyes on ‘em

It’s that SPIDEY SENSE

Ain’t got no surprise on me

Call me so Amazing, So Spectacularrrr!

Do all that a spider can do!

Webshooters up on my wrist

You know I make it go THWIP

That’s how I live that Spidey life that Spidey life

That’s how I live that Spidey life that Spidey life

I’m takin’ hits that hurt my ego

Vulture where did he go?

Please don’t tell me secret?

Promise me you’ll keep it, on the low

With great power comes great responsibility!

I promise NYC that I’ll never leave!

Midtown give me guidance

Everyday workin on science

Take a look at those heroes

And tell me who’s the freshest

Is it HER? (is it her?) Is it HE? (is it he?) Say it’s me! (say it’s me) and I’ll agree baby!

Dodge all the sneak attacks

I don’t need no eyes on ‘em

It’s that spidey sense

Ain’t got no surprise on me

Call me so Amazing, So Spectacularrrr!

Do all that a spider can do!

Webshooters up on my wrist

You know I make it go THWIP

That’s how I live that Spidey life that Spidey life

That’s how I live that Spidey life that Spidey life

You say that I’m the newwwwww guy

Well here I am baby, it’s my HOMECOMING Welcome me, welcome me, welcome me

To the Infinity War! (GO FIND THEM STONES!) If you want me PLEASE come and tell me

Just yell out UNDER-ROOS!

Tell me Tony, tell me, tell me Tony

What you wanna do?!

Webshooters up on my wrist

You know I make it go THWIP

That’s how I live that Spidey life that Spidey life

That’s how I live that Spidey life that Spidey life

Web-wings I’m gliding at night

Silk strings and webbing ALL WHITE That’s how I live that Spidey life that Spidey life

That’s how I live that Spidey life that Spidey life

What other music video parodies would you like to see us tackle? Let us know in the comments below!

CREDITS

Ben Carter as Spider-Man

Vocals: Jay Long

Director : Andrew Bowser

Producer: Jason Nguyen

Prod. Coordinator: Erik Kozura

Written by: Andrew Bowser, Erik Kozura, Jason Nguyen, Joan Ford

Director of Photography : Russell Bell

Gaffer : Josh Hensley

Wardrobe Stylist: Rae Esterlina

Spider-Man suit provided by : Luc Luzzo

Music Producer: Freddy Scott

Illustrator: Leah Tiscione

Animation: Charles Shattuck