We All Need a Grandiose Pseudonym

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be called an awesome, easy to remember pseudonym? Just FYI, Shithead does not count. It should be something cool like The Rock, The Duke, or .. uh .. fine, The Shithead. Whatever it is, it should be perfect for us as an individual and we should definitely get one.

The muse for this comic was real-life, just like this one other time or two. Regardless, wherever I go, if they need a name, I’ll end up saying it a few times before they get it. Some combination of a noisy room and my complete in ability to enunciate, makes it impossible to get it right on the first try. Yet, it always takes me by surprise. Sometimes, if I’m paying with a credit card, I just point to that. Since I have so many problems, maybe I should bring a sign.

Just like Shithead, Captain Thundercock doesn’t really seem like a good option either. I mean, who wants a cock that makes that much noise? Who promotes that guy all the way up to captain? Why is this guy even in the military and/or pilot school? Seems like thunderous volumes is the opposite of what you would want in those careers, especially pilots. I guess the military could use that guy as a weapon.

My twitter feed is full of poor career choices. You should follow me.

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