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Item #1: 11.12.99 To: gooseman@counter-strike.net

Subject: FUCK YOU

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HEY ASSHOLE! I'm fucking sick of your shit, you dumbass. Sure, you work long hard hours at counterstrike, and don't even get a chance to play it, or whatever, but your fucking changes are PISSING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. Your "features" are really just fucking HANDICAPS. WITH EACH NEW FUCKING RELEASE YOU JUST HANDICAP IT SOME MORE. FUCKING IDIOT. I wasn't going to say anything cuz I know how much shit you go through, but YOUR EFFORTS ARE FUCKING WASTED BECAUSE COUNTERSTRIKE ISN'T FUCKING FUN ANYMORE. First, you add "molasses mode" Second, you take out scoreboard Third, and this one is consistent with every release, you handicap the classic maps. Fourth, you take out weapon-staying after rounds and release it with a money system where people can buy sniper rifles every two rounds even if they are losing (FUCKING DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF SAVING MONEY AND HAVING SKILL TO KEEP YOUR WEAPON YOU IDIOT) Fifth, and probably least, you retard the speed of ghosts so we basically float at the speed of a caterpiller. Do you think this crap is FUN? NO! YOU IDIOT, ITS FRUSTRATING. WHY CANT YOU REALIZE THAT??? MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME DEVELOPING THE GAME AND DONT FUCKING TAKE TIME OUT TO SIT BACK AND ENJOY IT. You know, the reason I emailed you this message was because I run a map called cs_pow on my server, and one of your "features" has ruined it so I have to take it off the roster. This was my favorite fucking map. Infinitely better than the shit maps you guys release. The "feature" was the renewing of entities each round. It made it so that terrorists are stuck in a little shack each round and cant get out, as the entrance/exit to the shack is dependant on CTs opening it. Also, a backdoor in the level that depended on destroying a huge crate refreshed every round and defeated its purpose of taking a lot of damage to destroy. Thanks to your dumb ass. I fucking email you a gazillion times prior and following every release and I'm always ignored. So, instead of being polite this time, I'm saying what I feel. If counterstrike was the least bit fun, I would hold my tongue and not say anything because atleast you had provided me with SOMETHING, but now it is negative fun. Fun with a '-' operator in front. because it is fucking frustrating, and a waste of time. Thanks a lot, dickhead. Item #2: 11.12.99 Received: f (ne.mediaone.net [24.128.1.70])

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Date: Wed, 10 Nov 1999 04:18:48 -0500

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To: cliffe@counter-strike.net

Subject: cstrike

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well cliffe i feel u have managed to fuck up cstrike beyond bleif, all the guns are inacurate as hell and u can die from 2 shots from a pistol the evolution of counterstrike has made strike worse and worse as each update comes out keep the new guns but make them so that u can hit people and that u dont die fomr like 2 shots U have managed to ruin the greatest mod of cstrike You and oyour stff have lost all snese of what your doing Item #3: 12.8.99 Date: Tue, 07 Dec 1999 17:54:45 -0700

From: J & M-D Ostrowski

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To: cliffe@counter-strike.net, gooseman@counter-strike.net

Subject: HEY FUCKERS!!!!!! Who the fuck do u think u r canceling Black Ops like that without giving them a reason!!!! I dont see what your problem is with the mod, ou fucking faggots!!! Your Mod may kick ass but but you have no right to shut these people down ya fucking nazi!! BTW why the fuck did you take off CS_desert!?!?!? that map kicked ass, yet you pussies had to go along and take it out, what the fuck!?!? I offer you fags one suggestion, take the goddamn sticks out of your asses!!! IM SICK OF YOU HOT SHOT BITCHES NOT RESPONDING TO MY MESSEGES!!!!!! SO FUCK OFF FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Item #4: 12.27.99 From: "ohju j" xxxx@ukgateway.net

To: cliffe@counter-strike.net

Subject: Pathetic disgrace

Date: Mon, 15 Nov 1999 20:25:42 -0000

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X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 Are u some kind of gay, u dont seem to understand wot makes a good game. U have made all the big expensive weapons crap, so that some little shit with a knife or a shitty little pistol can come up to and bum rape you while your ak-47 just manages to fire a bullet in the shits direction. How about we say u can take about 8 hits to the body with a pistol ( Tu_pac took 5 and he was still laghing about biggy 's death) and u die and about 3 from the ak-47 and others. Sometimes i wonder if u actually play the game that u throw at us. And another thing, normal ppl manage to get the game nealr yrigt and then make minor adjustments by the way of patches, o no not u, u make us do 19 meg downloads cos u can't do it right, y don't u ask ur mom to help u with the coding ( she was screaming like a donkey when i asked her for some help..........) actually ur mom must be even more of a disgrace than u, seeing as though u fell out of that animal, she probably tried to push u back in but she had some customers waiting, and not even ur mom is that massif ( yes she has a huge bucket fanny ) . Any way back to ur patheitic attempt at making a game better, do u think that u could have ruined the maps any more, cos i tried to think of ways but i gave up after 3 hours (and i'm in uni). I think u ruined facility the most, the best point of that map was that it was more like a war, WHICH IS WOT PPL WANT!!!!!!!!!, we dont want no hideout crap or maps tat are so huge that u never find ppl and it just time out, is that wot u think we want ? cos if ya do YER WRONG. Yer wrong about the team system as well ff should be alwas on other wise it just aint realistic. O another big point i just remembered, y are kevlar vests + helmet so crap? they do fuk all. U can die and still have 97 kevlar, how does that work out? wot was the point in buying it? UNKOWN ANOTHER SHITTY MOVE DICK FACE, how about kevlar actually stopping bullets LIKE IT ACTUALY DOES IN REAL LIFE!!!!. Good game really......Dont mess it up any more









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