





// I prefer shaken, not bubble sorted

const ABC_ERR_CD AbcParser::Gen007xRecords(…); // You’re more right than you know – this whole project is loco

const ABC_ERR_CD AbcParser::AppendLocoSubjects(…); // Now, the implementation does check to ensure all digits are

// greater than zero…but still, between the questionable grammar and the

// name itself, that’s truly legendary stuff

bool AbcParser::IsAllDigit(int); // Just get a Brazilian at the salon and get it over with

const string TrimSpillover(string); // Sometimes the jokes write themselves

bool AbcParser::DropDump(fileHandle, string);

Peter Bolton is the author of Blowing the Bridge: A Software Story and has also been known to be a grumpy bastard on occasion.