Ever wonder what order Ninja Sex Party's videos happen in? Well, I present to you an (unofficial) answer. This here is a book I've been writing on-and-off over the last couple years. It's basically my magnum opus right now. In writing it, I've kept an important mission in mind: to make a lovely Danny Sexbang biography which captures Ninja Sex Party's titillating humor and arousing charm. You can say it's a love letter to the world's best comedy band... as well as the biggest shitpost pretty much ever. I still have yet to finish the last three chapters, but at least the first 14 are all here. This book is for you if you are one or more of the following... A Ninja Sex Party fan Someone who likes a novel's worth of dirty jokes A mom checking what disappointing shit her kid looks at on the internet So, what is it exactly? Foremost, it's a fictional biography on everyone's favorite musical playboy: Danny Sexbang. Simultaneously, it's a timeline of every Ninja Sex Party music video to date. You'll come across those videos embedded as you read along the sensationally sexy story. If you read what I've uploaded so far and like it, then please stay tuned for the last three chapters! I would be extremely happy if people supported what I'm writing here! I recently made a DecentPretzel Twitter account, so you can follow that for zesty updates. If you choose to do that, then thank you so much! On a potentially important sidenote, that cover picture belongs to Ninja Sex Party, not me.