Luis Suarez nipple clamps are an actual thing (Picture: Twitter)

After his infamous bite on Giorgio Chiellini, Luis Suarez has had his face turned in to a bottle opener – and now, nipple clamps.

Yep, that’s right, you can now get Suarez to bite on your nipple thanks to a Swedish company who are producing interesting merchandise related to the Uruguay striker.

Available to buy online for a bargain price, Suarez nipple clamps feature a picture of the Liverpool ace biting on Chiellini, but instead of chowing down on prime Italian centre back, you can get him to bite your nipples.

The clamps are being sold by a Swedish company (Picture: Twitter)

The Oliver & Eva company are flogging the clamps and they’re pretty confident they will be a huge hit among their customers.




‘Suarez will be proud to spread a bit of pleasure and love, despite his error on the field,’ store director Tobias Lundqvist told reporters.

Quite.