It’s a tough life starting kindergarten. After spending the first few years of toddlerhood doing mostly as you please, you’re now locked in a classroom for hours on end with little to occupy your thoughts beyond learning to read, remembering the alphabet, and forming a cunning plot to escape and buy the sports car of your dreams.

Wait, what?

That’s what occurred in a Russian kindergarten in the city of Magnitogorsk, where a pair of five-year-olds spent days digging a hole under the playground fence, eventually escaping from the school prior to walking an entire mile to a Jaguar dealership and proceeding to try and buy a car.

The report arrives via the Russian newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda, stating that the kids dug their escape using toy shovels from the sandpit. They waited for their class to embark on a supervised walk before exercising their plan, lasting 30 minutes before the school noticed the boys were missing. Having already crossed a busy main road and made it to the Jaguar dealership a mile away, a lady confronted the children, suspicious as to why they were alone.

The boys reportedly said they wanted to buy a “grown-up car” but lacked any actual money.

With the lady having driven the boys to the local police station, the teacher responsible for the children was soon fired, with the school’s principal receiving disciplinary actions: “This is considered a very serious violation,” the head of the pre-school department of Magnitogorsk, Olga Denisenko, told the Komsomolskaya Pravda.

As for the kids, undoubtably they received a stern talking to from their parent (who are not pressing charges), the school, and of course the police. No word on what Jaguar the boys intended to buy, though, or if their plan included using it as a getaway car. Either way, you can’t help but admire their ingenuity.