I have the amazing ability to take enjoyment out of just about anything so for this exchange instead of listing don'ts I simply put that I wanted to experience the simple pleasures of my gifter. I find it a hilarious coincidence that my gifter happens to work in a library while at the same time I am going to school to be a librarian. Not only do we have this in common but we both enjoy pranks, candy and teh written word. When my family opened the package with me the letter sparked a remark from my sister, "Oh god Jese, there's another one of you?".

The package includes: A sheet of bubble wrap (which went pretty freaking fast between my niece and I) One rubber(?) chicken (That also happened to be squishy) One I heart my Library decal sticker (Because I do!) One I heart my Library pin One dinosaur pin ( RAWR ) One abnormal horse figurine (My precious) One box of Candy Blox One package of Sweet Mint Orbits One book shaped eraser One bottle of hot pink nail polish One tube of pink temporary hair dye(I am obsessed with temporary hair dye as I can't permanently dye my hair because of work I love it!) One bottle opener in the shape of a key One Whoopie cushion One box of Inspiration Instruments(Stating the following: Let's do this, Fucking Brilliant, Get Shit Done, Less Dreaming more Ass Kicking) One tube of Yelpstick lipbalm Ten packages of skittles (already gone) One red solo cup shot glass(Because we all know how much I like to take shots) One completely empty journal (I can't wait to fill it up!) And last but not least (My favorite piece)

One copy of Bart King's The Pocket Guide to Mischief

Because sometimes we all need a little help along the way.