2016 has been an intense year here in the United States and in the rest of the world. We’ve lost Prince, David Bowie, Alan Rickman, and our collective minds. And to make matters worse, we have a presidential election coming up next Tuesday. Election anxiety has been a very real phenomenon this year, and many Americans are nervous about the future for a whole host of reasons. Well, have no fear, citizen (or non-citizen who happens to like progressive rock/metal)! We at Proglodytes wanted to help you make the smartest choice this election, by providing you with some alternatives to the candidates we already have. PROG 2016!

And though we may live in a land of confusion, remember: