



The Week’s Dumbest, Numbest, and Glummest Headlines

BIBI ABSOLVES ADOLF

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who just so happens to be Jewish, sparked a thunderous outcry of digital “oy, gevalts” last week when he claimed that Adolf Hitler merely wanted to expel Jews from Germany rather than annihilate them.

Speaking before the World Zionist Conference”an organization that seems to cater to Jewish self-interest”the floppy-jowled Head Jew referenced a 1941 meeting between Hitler and Haj Amin al-Husseini, the Mufti of Jerusalem:

Hitler didn’t want to exterminate the Jews at the time, he wanted to expel the Jew. And Haj Amin al-Husseini went to Hitler and said, ‘If you expel them, they’ll all come here (to Palestine).

Netanyahu alleges that Hitler then asked al-Husseini what he should do about the Jew Thing, to which the Mufti replied with a terse, “Burn them.” Netanyahu had previously referred to Husseini as one of the Holocaust’s “leading architects.”

May the God of Israel please”pretty please, with a cherry on top”put Benjamin Netanyahu on trial for Holocaust denial?

FEMINIST ICON LAMBASTED FOR SAYING THAT TRANNIES AREN’T CHICKS

Second-wave feminist superstar Germaine Greer likes to show her boobs well past menopause, and we suppose we should have warned you about that before you clicked on that link, because it would have spared you the visual trauma.

The feminist author from Oz had been scheduled to speak at Cardiff University, but her bold and obviously insane claim that “transgender” men aren’t actually women has led to accusations that she’s “transphobic” and that her appearance at the university may possibly even threaten the lives of men who insist the world join in their delusion that they’re really women, despite their deep voices, hairy chests, low-hanging scrotums, and male chromosomes.

“If the left continues to eat itself like this, there will be no one left.”

According to a petition that has allegedly garnered more than 500 signatures:

Greer has demonstrated time and time again her misogynistic views towards trans women, including continually misgendering trans women and denying the existence of transphobia altogether. While debate in a university should be encouraged, hosting a speaker with such problematic and hateful views towards marginalised and vulnerable groups is dangerous. Allowing Greer a platform endorses her views, and by extension, the transmisogyny which she continues to perpetuate.

In other words, while they encourage debate, they only encourage it with people that already agree with them. After all, isn’t that the whole reason for debating?

Greer says that “a great many women” believe that male-to-female transsexuals do not “look like, sound like, or behave like women.” Tranny activists would likely accuse Greer of being a “TERF””a Trans-Exclusionary Radical feminist who has the gall to claim that men who think they’re women have no place in the feminist movement simply because they ain’t chicks and never will be.

Greer offered a rather manly and straight-up response to those who would dare ban her appearance at the college merely for spewing the hate-filled and widely discredited idea that men who claim they’re women aren’t actually women:

I don’t really know what I think of it. It strikes me as a bit of a put-up job really because I am not even going to talk about the issue that they are on about. What they are saying is because I don’t think surgery will turn a man into a woman, I should not be allowed to speak. I do not know why universities cannot hear unpopular views and think about what they mean.

If the left continues to eat itself like this, there will be no one left.

GUNS, WHITES, AND DEMOGRAPHICS

The Washington Post published an article last week claiming that the NRA’s demise is “inevitable” because America is getting less white.

Author Adam Winkler”who may or may not be related to Henry “The Fonz” Winkler, we didn’t bother to check”cites statistics that claim American whites are much more pro-gun than other races, even though he didn’t say anything about how it’s black males who commit most of the USA’s gun murders. He says that gun enthusiasts tend to be “white, rural, less educated Americans,” but he didn’t point out that rural areas have the lowest rates of per-capita gun violence. Nor did he bother to compare rural whites’ IQs to those of urban blacks.

Winkler fairly winks at the reader about what a swell country it will finally be when whites are a minority and aren’t able to protect themselves with guns anymore. It would be a horrible American tragedy if he were to get shot and crippled by a hostile nonwhite robber, so don’t even go there.

UGLY BRITISH WRITER WISHES HE COULD CRAWL OUT OF HIS WHITE SKIN

British writer Matthew Parris is a homely white man who appears to blame his unattractiveness on his whiteness rather than his homeliness. He recently penned an article in The Times titled “If I had a choice, I wouldn’t be a whitey.” After homoerotically rhapsodizing about a “maybe Sri-Lankan” man on the London Tube who had “beautiful golden brown skin” that is “how humans were supposed to look,” Parris proceeds to go on a psychotically self-abasing jag:

Speaking as a white man, don”t we have ghastly complexions?…White is just wrong for skin “ a kind of mutation, as though some key pigment was missing from birth. It looks inbred….Come on, admit it, whiteys: if you were God designing the human animal, your brush poised above the divine palette, would you really go for just-crawled-out-from-under-a-stone off-white? Sallow sucks.

Mr. Parris, we wish you weren’t “a whitey” either.