Kim Kelly ate nothing but sperm for 8 days!

24.04.2009 | By: T. P.



Kim Kelly really tried this diet. Read about how the diet went, where she got the sperm from and what the results were like.





Sperm and its qualities

If you thought that sperm was only good for conceiving children, you’re very much mistaken. Besides its weight loss effects, which we will be describing later, it is also believed to have many magical characteristics. Some believe that if they hold their sperm (don’t ejaculate), they can attract any person. In the so-called Black Mass sperm is used instead of holy water. Various religions used it as a part of their rituals. The craziest idea of them all is the one that the original sin was the first fellatio and that sperm travels from the stomach to the brain, where it festers and causes madness, which is nowadays known as science, art and similar matters. The mind is actually a sickness of sperm, or at least that’s pretty much how Aleister Crowley put it.





A diet with man juice

Kim Kelly, a rather plump lady who had played in some porn movies up till then, got the idea to lose weight in 2002. Because she also wanted to earn money and get some media attention, she got the idea of losing weight with sperm. Cameras and the public were supposed to follow her every move for an entire month while she lived in an apartment and drank sperm. The diet is technically called the liquid protein diet. She also drank banana juice besides the sperm because: “... I'm not going to kill myself for this.” But the project lost its main source of financing an hour before the shooting began. Kim decided to continue with the project. She lasted eight days and lost 4 and a half pounds (2 kilograms). Then the costs of the shooting became too high and the project was finished. She wanted to continue in New York because she got an offer from more than 3,000 men who were willing to feed her with their sperm. Every man had to go through a physical examination, where they were looking for STD – sexually transmitted diseases. When she was asked how she preferred to eat sperm, she answered fresh, straight from the “tap”. She had about 40 servings of sperm in eight days, which is only about 300 calories. Even though sperm is full of many ingredients, you’d have to swallow gallons of it to fill most requirements. Unfortunately, she didn’t continue with the experiment, so we don’t know how the experiment would end, but if we look at the data, probably badly.





Kim Kelly also wanted to get into The Guinness Book of Record, but until she finds reliable financial backing, it won’t be possible. We unfortunately couldn’t find any recent information about Kim Kelly, so her destiny is unknown at the moment. For the end, we give you her advice for good oral intercourse, coming from the mouth of a professional: ”My advice would be to try it. If they have had a bad experience, that is going to be hard to get over, but worth a try. I would suggest to start slow – licking, kissing, and work up from there. I would advise men not to push their hips when dealing with a woman who is tentative. Choking would definitely be a turn off to those who are not used to that feeling. If men really want their partners to do it, I would recommend they make it as appealing as possible. Shower, put some chocolate sauce on it if need be, honey, anything sweet or something their partner likes. Hair can also be an issue, trim the trunk, make it appealing. Help them really enjoy their time. I assure you, someone who really likes giving oral is going to do a much better job then the people who are only doing it to please their mate. I like the taste, the power, the feeling, watching someone's eyes roll back in their head, but that is me. I have always believed in 'you get as good as you give', maybe that is part of it. I truly enjoy it and always have, it wasn't something I had to learn to like.”







