i was so devastated that i went for another walk.

i walked all the way to the Portal and stared at it. i thought to myself abut how i used to be on earth and now i am on sburb and everthing is so complicated. on earth i usedto cry and aydream about having a boyfriend and now i had two guys who were into me but i wasnt happy. if my earth self would slap my sburb self for being so ungrateful, but my erth self had no idea how comlicated things could be.

i didnt know which boy was good and which was evil. i didnt know if eridan started the fire or just stole the faygo to mess with gamzees head. someone was lying to me and i had no idea which one it was.

i sighed and thought to myself some more. just then, a figure walked out of the Portal.

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i, eridan empora, was so sad. stacia could have been my girlfiend but she was so upset abot the fire. now sbub gossip was spilling lies about m.e

i went over to her dorm but it was empty because she wsnt there. there was a post it that said detention on it, so i knew what todo.

i was going to get detention so stacia could have to speak me.

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i, dave strider, sat in my room watching porno. soon that could be me and stacia, i thought to myself. sometimes i felt bad for lying toher about eridan but he was a wizard so he probably had a magical advantage.

i went over to her dorm but it was empty because she wsnt there. there was a post it that said detention on it, so i knew what todo.

i was going to get detention so stacia could have to speak me.

AN: no it isnt a dinosaur lol. i made this one short but maybe teh next chapter will be long. ps: i love my fans.