Welcome to the Thinkcentre. Guided tour starts now, please turn on your think.

Ok everyone have their Lenovo? Great, let's get started. The Thinkcentre was erected in 1912—please stop laughing, 'erected' isn't a dirty word. Ok then. ERECTED in 1912, the Thinkcentre was founded by Dr. Lenovo Thinkcentre, who imagined an entire centre devoted to think. Since then, one other Thinkcentre was ERECTED across town but it imploded after gophers—you know what, never mind it's a sad story. Well, that's the tour. Any questions? Yes, you in the back?

PERSON: Hi.

Hi. What's your question.

PERSON: Huh?

Ok great, the gift shop is right over there, you can get your parking validated but we stole your car and stripped it for parts to make more Lenovos. Also, please return your Lenovos to the front desk in two minutes or you'll automatically be hired to take over my job.

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