I'm pretty sure the premise to Krustyland at Universal Studios is to be the world's worst amusement park. You've got to give them props, too. They really did try. However, it's Universal Studios, which means it's still top-notch. Even though you know your kid is never going to win that Bart Simpson doll on the pretty-much-completely-rigged "Swing Batter" game, there's still something special about aiming a baseball bat-like cannon at a picture of Krusty the Clown on the back of a carnival operator. Any place with a real-world Moe's Tavern and Duff beer is good enough for me!

This photograph was captured with a Sony NEX-7 and edited in Adobe Lightroom. Any resemblance to any character in the Simpsons is entirely intentional.