Want a bigger penis? Too lazy to buy a penis pump? Reality star Andrew Christian has the product for you: Shock Jock Flirt Brief with Male Features—undies with a fake penis to wear over your real penis.

Christian, who appeared on The Janice Dickinson Model Agency and The Fashion Show, takes his cues from the more advanced world of female private part enhancement with these penis-enhancing panties, which come with a jock cup etched with "authentic looking male features." For $29.00, you can purchase a penis-enhancing combination pack that includes the following:

• Includes a color matched Active Shaping Technology Cup with authentic looking male features (also sold separately see item 8071)

• Adds up to 2" (5 cm) onto your frontal measurement

• Cup provides great support and helps protect against zipper injury

Looks completely natural

• Fabric has great stretch and recovery to prevent bagging and sagging

That's right, a shell penis that you put your real penis into, to make it look more robust. It comes in white and black, and is circumcised. [Andrew Christian Shop via Refinery29]