See all that stuff below the line? That's what happens when you see part of a gift, after having a horrifyingly bad day, and thinking it was just another thing to add on to that bad day.

A., you truly are a thoughtful Secret Santa, and I'm sorry I doubted you. I don't want to call you out by name, and your Reddit handle isn't in here, but if you'd leave a comment to let me know that you saw my update, that would be awesome. Thank you so much.

My no longer anonymous gifter actually selected a very lovely set of beer glasses that will have a place of honor in my cabinets. Initial picture attached, with pictures in use to follow.

My anonymous gifter sent a pack of rubber bands for beer bottles. You can view their purported purpose here: http://www.amazon.com/Fred-Bombed-Beerbands-Set-12/dp/B000JNY2IE/ref=sr_1_1?m=A1UC7EPQNR7LH4&ie=UTF8&qid=1355947974&sr=1-1&keywords=fred+beer+bands

Not sure if that's the whole thing, or if this is some sort of gag or something?