Designers at Toronto's Hot Pop Factory have finally gone and done it. The 3D printing shop has produced a one-off of what they call the Ford Pipe - a white crack pipe bearing Ford's face which comes in a little wooden box. While it's not quite the solid gold crack pipe shaped like City Hall that I asked Santa for in our Rob Ford merch round up last week, this beats bobbleheads for ridiculousness and everything else for style and craftsmanship.

Look at that thing. Does it work? If you're asking, you might have bigger problems than I'm ready to talk about. More importantly - will they be making more? Hot Pop says so far this is just a "fun, satirical art piece," but if it generates interest, this could be an actual thing people can buy.

You can wonder at the possibilities of the human race on Hot Pop's site here.