Living in the danger zone is no easy task. It takes a special type of individual; one who can always get out of potentially deadly situations and still make time for a sarcastic remark. When enemies are near, this individual is not only fearless, but also enraged by their interruption of cocktail time. These are everyday tasks for Sterling Archer of the ISIS intelligence agency. When Archer and his self-titled animated series premiered in 2010, viewers were introduced to a new type of hero. Although Archer possesses many of the typical qualities of a secret agent, his real claim to fame is his cynical and slightly prima donna attitude.

How to Archer: A Guide to Being Awesome

These days, it is a tradition for the rich and famous to feed their egos and write books about themselves, and Sterling Archer is no exception. “How To Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written” is a 192-page handbook to becoming the ultimate master spy. The guide covers a wide range of topics including: field stripping an AK-47, cocktail recipes, interrogations, tactical driving and personal grooming.

What is to be expected from this guide? As you read, you are going to constantly hear the iconic voice of H. Jon Benjamin in your head; it’s inevitable. You will also see many references to your favorite episodes and characters of the show. Ms. Mallory Archer will gracefully give some of her demeaning, yet helpful input. Most importantly, the sarcastic and vulgar tone that you know and love will dominate the book from cover to cover.

For those of you who want to become a master spy or are just looking for a funny read, “How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written” can be purchased here as a paperback for $12 and as a Kindle eBook for $3. For further preparation, be sure to catch the man in action on Mondays at 10 p.m. on FX.