Sometimes, it seems like Pat Robertson is a plague upon all our houses that will never end. Conversely—and here’s the "silver lining" way to look at it—Robertson can also seem like a gift that never ends. A gift of endless religious wackery and nonstop, misinformed Bible thumping insanity, but a gift nonetheless.

Jimmy Kimmel has taken the latter view, and to prove his point, he rounded up some of Robertson's golden moments into a package titled “The Collected Wisdom of Pat Robertson.” Standout quotes include, “Save your Confederate dollars—the South will rise again!” and “You oughta be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS.”

Behold the complete and total nutjobbery for yourself:

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