stadiums, fireworks, then/now/whatever

VIDEO: member when AJ attacked Shane last week and then got fired and then Shane said he would fight AJ at Mania

AJ: hey DBry where’s Shane

DBRY: Shane’s coming later, he kept you from being fired so he could fight you at Mania

AJ: welp I loved killing Shane last week so imma go talk to the Universe bout it

DBRY: k

THEY DON’T WANT NONE etc.

AJ: beating up Shane was just the best thing ever, imma fight Shane at Mania even though Shane sucks, I’m the best thing about SDL, imma beat Shane up again tonight

DBRY’s on the phone

DBRY: hey Shane AJ says he’s gonna beat you up tonight just FYI

BARON: hey DBry does Ambrose wanna fight me at Mania

DBRY: you kinda crushed him with a forklift so idk, but you’re fighting Orton tonight

ALPHA and USOS have a fight for the belts

USO: maybe I can beat up Jordan Uce

JORDAN: mat game too strong

USO: well then maybe I can Uce

JORDAN: mat game still too strong, tag

GABLE: mat game STILL too strong, have some doubleteams Uce

ALPHA knock USOS out of the ring

GABLE: is it time for the face in peril thing

USOS: we’d like that muchly thanks

GABLE: k time to tag Jor-

USO: nah, do more face in peril stuff

GABLE does that

USO: pin

GABLE: nah, tag

JORDAN kills everyone

JORDAN: pin

USO: nah

JORDAN: tag

GABLE: fine

a bunch of pin/nah happens, honestly I can’t keep up

GABLE: moonsault

USO: barricade

JORDAN: barricade also

USO: superkick and pin

JORDAN: k

BEAR: I need a drink

USOS have the belts now

AJ’s waiting for SHANE

LUKE: hey Orton you killed Abigail even though she was dead already but I’m somehow still mad at Bray so imma fight him next week

here’s Total Bellas except not

MARYSE/NIKKI: perfect

MARYSE/BRIE: BRIE MOOOOOOOODE

MIZ/CENA: Brie don’t sing, Nikki don’t put your feet on furniture, imma pop the question

MIZ/CENA pops a balloon that says “question”

BEAR: hey SDL, stop being so good you’re unabridgeable please

BARON and ORTON have a fight

BARON: have shoulder tackles

ORTON: RK-

BARON: no

ORTON: well then imma just stomp on you a bunch

ORTON stomps and punches and offenses BARON

BARON: Orton, meet ringpost, ringpost, Orton

ORTON says hi to a ringpost

BARON: mat gaaaaaaame and pin

ORTON: nah

BARON: well I can keep doing the slow offense thing

ORTON: k, now powers-

BARON: nah

ORTON: how bout now

BARON: k

ORTON: now have all the offense and some vintage Orton, RK-

BARON: no, deep six and pin

ORTON: nah imma get outta the ring

BARON: spear then

ORTON: have you met my friend the stairs

BARON: well now I have but I can still win th-

suddenly DEAN’s here with a forklift

DEAN: hey Baron, I have a forklift

ORTON: RKOOUTTANOWHERE

ORTON wins

DEAN: hey Baron imma fight you at Mania, have a dirty deeds

AJ’s still waiting for SHANE

RENEE: hey Orton, Bray did some stuff with ashes last week, how bout that

ORTON: yeah that was creepy

lights go out, suddenly SHEEPJOBBERS kill ORTON

BRAY: imma use this street sign to knight you, I’m Abigail now cause I did the ashes thing, HE’S GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WOOOORLD etc.

here’s FANDANGO and BREEZE dressed as NIKKI because why not

CENA: BRRRRRRRReally this is kinda sad

FANDANGO and BREEZE/NIKKI: have some tickets

CENA: adorable, here’s Nikki

NIKKI: yup

CENA and NIKKI spend some quality time killing FANDANGO and BREEZE

AJ’s STILL waiting for SHANE

BECKY and CARMELLA have a fight, a wild JOBBER is also here

BECKY: offense

CARMELLA: run awaaaaaaay

JOBBER: hey Becky stop in general

NATTIE: I’m on commentary so obviously imma interfere

MICKIE: me too

BLISS: eh sure why not

JBL, TOM, OTUNGA: the WWE Network tho

NEVILLE: there will be purple ropes a bit later

here’s Total Bellas except not

MIZ/CENA: Nikki I love you 5x

MARYSE/NIKKI: I’m an airhead

MIZ/CENA: here’s my house, I suck in general

MARYSE/NIKKI: proposal?

MIZ/CENA: nah but here’s a punposal

repeat several times

AJ’s STILL WAITING for SHANE, here’s a car, it’s SLATERHYNO

SHANE: hi I’m in the ring

RENEE: hey AJ, Shane’s in the ring, how bout that

AJ is not amused

SHANE: AJ you snuck attacked me last week, now get out here

AJ

walks

to

gorilla

for

a

very

long

time

then

comes

out

AJ: hey sorry for beating you up Shane, so imma just come in the ring and totally not beat you up

SHANE: k then imma beat you up

AJ: have a barricade

SHANE: have an announce table

SHANE kills the announce table and kinda lands near AJ I guess

OTUNGA: member when he jumped off hell in a cell

UNIVERSE: SHUT UP OTUNGA