Strip clubs are amazing. The clashing of cheap cologne and a dozen different types of body spray combined with the colored lights and loud music create a sensory symphony that resonates with the soul. Plus nude women serve you liquor and they’re really nice to you so long as you have a pocket full of singles. For these reasons, any activity you can do at a strip club means that a strip club is the best place to do it.

Robert Gene White of El Paso, Texas would agree with me.

A 67-year-old was enjoying several lap dances at the Red Parrot Strip Club. He ran up a mighty tab and when it came time to pay for his services received, club staff found him unresponsive. Workers tried their best to resuscitate our fallen hero until paramedics arrived, but it was of no use. He was taken to a hospital where doctors ascertained that he died of natural causes.

I’ve heard that animals often know when their time has come. Alpha hunters will wander away from their pack when they realize they are going to die as to not impede the progress of the next generation. I believe this is what happened to Mr. White.

I like to think that he knew what was coming. He woke up that morning and knew he had some dying to do. Given the luxury of choosing the place where he would spend his last moments, White decided to do it at his favorite strip club. Good man!