Ok, you’ve gone to the local Walmart and now your house is stocked up with toilet paper for the foreseeable future.

Toilet paper has become the international sign for panic in the days of the coronavirus. There is plenty of it in the world, but yet some people feel as if they need to horde it.

Experts say that it is because it’s big, and it takes up a lot of space at the market. That is probably true, there is definitely a comfort of knowing that you have plenty of the white fluffy stuff. Especially, if you are going to be locked in your house for a number of days.

The fact is though, an average healthy person makes number two three times a week. But the standard quarantine period for COVID-19 is 14 days. Let’s do the math here, 3 times a week for two weeks means you will poop 6 times, maybe 7 if you binge on junk food.

So, we’ve compiled a list of things you can do with all that toilet paper once you realize that you don’t need it.

Turn yourself into a mummy.

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Think of all the fun you will have scarring your kids as a mummy. You can even go outside and freak out your neighbors. Oh, and we’re sure you’ll get plenty of tic tok followers as you dance the renegade like this.

Make a Toilet Paper Roll Megaphone

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Think of all the fun you can have pretending you are addressing a crowd. Maybe you can even shout to your neighbors through it who are also quarantined.

Pretend You Are Looking Through A Telescope

Wouldn’t it be nice to be looking off the side of a cruise ship, at other boats, the coast line etc. Well coronavirus has prevented that. So let’s pretend that you are on that boat and play pirate.

Oh, your neighbor is a dick? Teepee his house.

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This one is pretty self explanatory. Sneak out of the house in the middle of the night, and decorate your neighbors home. They will thank you for it, no doubt about it.

Arts and Crafts

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Coronavirus is the ultimate never ending snow day. You’re on lock down looking outside at the sunshine. Pretend you can’t go to school and it’s too bad to go sledding. Make these snowmen.

Got another idea for toilet paper you’re not going to use? Comment below we’d love to hear your thoughts.