Donald Trump has struggled to find performers to ring in his dictat...presidency with a musical flourish. He has firm "no"s from Elton John, Garth Brooks, KISS, Marie Osmond, a couple Rockettes, and one sane Mormon Tabernacle Choir member to name a few. Let's show our president-elect that we support him on his Twitter war by booking the only band worthy of this yuge inauguration ceremony, CREED. In a world full of fake news, blank paperwork and leaky prostitutes, the Donald deserves to be greeted With Arms Wide Open.

Whether you're a Democrat, what used to be a Republican, or a damned pinko commie, consider supporting this petition. This man has "won" our devotion and respect, as he has angrily tweeted at us. Let's not just make this our highest priority, let's make it even Higher.