Don't dish it out on a $950 "paper plate" if you can't take it, Tiffany & Co.

The jewelry company just launched a new line with a name that's laughable to anyone who's ever stepped foot inside a Tiffany store. The "Everyday Objects" collection is a range of items like $95 paper cups, $1,000 tin cans and $275 pencil sharpeners, each one made with materials like sterling silver and gold with an absurd price tag to match.