I got 2 Kick ass Pre-Screened books: George Carlin & a music book.... A well loved Plush Earthworm that has seen the size of my penis, and hours worth of bubble wrap. But most importantly: A Small Crystal Ball clutched by a dragon foot that in the 3 hours since it's been in my possession, has provided everything I've asked it for. No sooner do I say "I could really use a cigarette and some quality group sex..." do these: http://imgur.com/UPtYU.jpg chicks show up with a pack of Newports. I'm telling you... just poof... outta thin air. Wearing nothing but angelic bed sheets. THANKS SECRET SANTA, THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!!!!