For fun now that we've sent in and got vetted by the cool cats who run WSO , here's a laundry list of gold-digger stories for you guys. Will try to keep this entertaining.

1. The Window Smasher. I previously wrote about this topic in a different thread without much back story so this was the first real long-term experience with a gold digger. She was in her low twenties cute (as all gold diggers are) and I had recently been in a dreaded dry spell. After said dry spell we "connected" and fast forward 1-2 months and the games begin.

After a trip out for work, I came back to receive 20+ emails from said gold digger on buying some sort of clothing item. Generally you want to kick these girls right before the expense line gets real high (lesson 1), you actually don't pay up much for gold diggers in the beginning its the long haul that gets you. She thought it would be okay to attempt to apply for numerous credit cards under my name and of course all of them were declined (lesson number 2 is never to let a gold digger know where you live). After the fiasco I proceeded to black-out in the city, ended up with another girl and said golddigger was already in my apartment when I returned with the new girl. This turned into a disaster, fighting name calling, attempts to call the police... Whole nine yards.

Several days later we decided to "part ways". As they say there is nothing worse than a "woman's scorn"

Fast forward two weeks and I'm informed that my windows are broken. The girl sweet talked the security guy and i'm out several G's in damages. FML. Lets move on to the better ones.

2. The Plastic. This is another good one and the title should say it all the girl wanted every single type of additional help with plastic surgery she could get. I'm definitely not paying for that. Anyway, learning from the original gold digging disaster I attempted to end this one in a month time frame but things ended up getting sped up.

After a week of "dating" hints of commitment and moving in (they always try to find a way to move in) I was getting ready to drop the interaction when she alerted me that she would be getting "enhancements" over the weekend (another hint she was always looking for a richer man). So I stuck around.

Fast forward two weeks and she had glute implants... They were done improperly and it looked like she was a pancake. The dating ended.

3. The Groupie. This one was pretty good. Some of these crazy ones will attempt to get other gold diggers to date you simultaneously (also a common trend in gold-diggerism). Being the idiot that I am I attempted to flip this situation into some sort of "group" fun with one of her girlfriends. After convincing this girl that it would be a great idea, she was already "okay" with it, we set up a date and I'm thinking this is going to be a great add to the list of shady life long activities.

We head into the hotel and everything is going just fine as we are all buzzed. Too good to be true.

Right when clothes are being removed girl number two has a text flash from some other sugar dad and girl number 1 notices. Bad timing. Girl number one realizes girl number 2 "stole" this other guy from her and likely some sort of monthly stipend. The clothes removed turned quickly into hair pulling, cussing and thrown punches (for some reason girls don't throw kicks out there, guys always use your knees and feet if you can). After things get a little bit calmer, one of them locks herself in the bathroom I realize now I'm in quite the predicament.

I have two semi bloodied up half naked gold diggers in my hotel room, this ain't good. Before I let them concoct any sort of plan, I call security to make sure there are video cameras around, luckily there are. I release the bathroom door and they fight more and more, luckily the door is near the exit and they keep yelling at each other in the hallway and fighting until security comes up. Horrible situation averted. Phone numbers removed.

With that said I could do a long analysis on what to do with these gold digger types and what to watch out for. If you believe gold diggers look just like average girls you'd be dead wrong simply check out seekingarrangements and compare that to match. No contest. As a guideline here's the breakdown if you go this route.

1. Never pay for your first interaction if you're going to be a sugar dad, the smart ones know that this isn't how it works

2. Cut off the interaction as soon as she mentions some sort of commitment

3. Avoid playing this game in the city you live in

4. Never reveal your real name or address come up with a pseudonym

For a detailed guide that will come in the future.

With that said it's usually not smart to go this route in general so avoid if possible, if you're getting killed by work trying to get that promotion and are in a steep dry spell... Well... That's your call.