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Direct your attention to the tight, thin line that is this dog's mouth. She is quietly expressing a high level of disapproval and consternation while still attempting to be polite. "You ... do know that my nipples are nowhere near there, right?" she is silently screaming. "Dog anatomy isn't ... you can't ... look, those are my legs." While this costume may test your dog's patience and faith in the human she relies upon, at least she can be thankful that nobody is unhinged enough to create fake human breasts for dogs.

Happy Birthday Mr. President Sexy Dog Costume

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Have you ever looked at your dog and thought, "You know what's missing? A big pair of shapely boobs!" This Marilyn Monroe costume has you covered. Give your dog the ample cleavage you've always dreamed of. The iconic low-cut dress is both elegant and flirty, with a plunging neckline that leaves very little to the imagination, except perhaps to wonder if the dog's real nipples are also sporting bodacious silicone implants under that dress. Your dog will feel confident and sexy in locks of blonde flowing hair and perfectly symmetrical double-D's. The hair comes with the outfit, too, so you don't need to borrow from your ever-growing secret collection of women's scalps. You can make this a great couples' costume, too! Your dog dressed as Marilyn, and you dressed in the human teeth and skin you've collected over the years. You'll be the belles of the ball!