The Florida Panthers are No. 1 in their division and No. 2 in their conference. Things are going pretty well, so teammates Vincent Trocheck and Aaron Ekblad set some time aside for a brief interview for ESPN (h/t SB Nation).

Their two-minute talk starts with Ekblad saying he’s not sure what to do with his hands. And it only gets better from there.

Ekblad goes on and on and on about seashells.

He says he loves to collect them and then gets very specific saying he uses an air duster to clean the sand out of the cracks of his seashells. He says he drives a truck and that he uses his truck to carry his loads of seashells. He says he’s looking for a girlfriend who likes to count seashells. He claims he did a naked photoshoot on a beach with seashells for Venice Magazine (he wasn’t actually naked).

Phew, that’s a lot about shells.

Ekblad also — without hesitation — voluntarily gives out his cell number that may or may not be a fake number. But Trocheck’s long pause makes it seem real, making the moment that much more hysterical. (Note: I was informed by Twitter user @UncleJeddo that this is most likely not his number and more likely Ekblad was of course quoting the song, “867-5309/Jenny“.)

The last thing: Trocheck and Ekblad request that fans start calling Nick Bjugstad by the nickname “Rotisserie Chicken,” so there’s that.