Rather than waste time writing about our current admins and waiting for the inevitable post explaining who your new admins are and what they are supposed to but don’t actually do I figured I would save you time by announcing your Season 19 admins now, before the start of season 18.

Prelude to Season 19: Season 19 begins with a tumultuous start. A mass influx of British players enters the NA division after being kicked out of the EU. The North American players aren’t able to handle tea that isn’t dogshit and a riot starts from within.

A group of separatists seize power in a coup, replacing Matieu with an administrator with connections, experience, and god awful hair.

Head admin: Boris Johnson

The Queen approves of the extended break between seasons 18 and 19

Following a no-confidence vote Boris Johnson is left needing to run something. He declines to run the EU division for obvious reasons.

EST-MON admin: Fake Truckwaffle

Do you have a waffle truck? If so, feel free to contact me for advertising options and I’ll replace this god awful waffle truck with your branded image!

Head admin Matieu’s abdication also comes at the price of the loss of Truckwaffle. After all, when is the last time you saw the British gettings waffles from a truck?

Impostor Truck Waffle steps up to fill Truckwaffle’s waffley shoes and oversees the contamination zone known as EST-MON.

EST-SUN admin: Econ

Illuminaughty

I was told this job comes with diplomatic immunity.

PST-SUN admin: Waifu bot

Pika Pika!

The admin team decides to let PST-SUN run itself with democratic votes to resolve issues. The players find the constant polling on “Is this the best Ultragunner team ever” to be too repetitive, and elect Waifu bot to run the division.

Things go well until the bot becomes sentient at the end of the season and attempts to purchase Japan from Denmark using RD2L caster funds.

Looking Forward to Season 20

Following a disastrous Season 20, Boris Johnson is replaced by Jeremy Corbyn (whose time as PM was also surprisingly short lived and not surprisingly poorly received by Europe). The same problems persist as in Season 19, but mostly just resolved the opposite way.