“How have you never heard of a Category 5 hurricane when there have been three Category 5 hurricanes while you’ve been president? And you know how I know that? From listening to you not know what they are.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“He’d never heard of it then, and he said he never heard of a Category 5 about 10 different times when Maria hit Puerto Rico. This is the fourth Category 5 since he’s been president. He has the memory and skin tone of a goldfish, this man.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Said Trump, ‘Well, I’ve also never heard of Puerto Rico, so.’” — SETH MEYERS

“That’s not what anyone wants to hear from the president when a hurricane is bearing down on them. It’s like if you called 911 and the operator said, ‘[Expletive]! One hundred and four-degree fever? I didn’t know they went that high! Gary! Gary, did you know it went to 104? Gary knew.’” — SETH MEYERS

“[Imitating Trump] I’ve never heard of a Category 5. Up until I took office, four was the largest number. Now they invented five. And wait — hold on. I have an idea. Are you ready for this? Six.” — STEPHEN COLBERT