Original Air date: August 1st, 2019

Caption: Lobster Quesadilla and a Fruit Plate, 2 bits! Podcast recomendation break down and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:58 (118 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt returns from his annual trip to the Red Rock Casino. Jacob recalls that the waitresses are very attractive at that casino.

Jacob tells a story about going to an even at a topless pool even at the Sapphire casino. Paul proposes that a new mother has to be on coffee due to providing milk. Matt talks about the breast milk black market.

The hosts reminisce about the restaurant Firefly.

Breastfeeding description and sound-effects continue.

A Fake Commercial for Craigslist Titmilk.

Matt attempt to play a Price is Right game with poolside Lobster Quesadilla and fruit plate. Jacob won but the correct answer included a $19 fruit plate.

Jacob dealt with a Septic System worker that called himself the Turd Burglar. Paul insists that Septic workers are always finding skeletons.

A Fake Commercial for Fortday.

Jacob reports that he has now watched every episode of Star Trek The Next Generation as background noise.

The hosts talk about the Opening Arguments podcast. Matt then talks about a new round of stuff (not comedy) podcasts that he was recommended. He mentions:

Lore

The Alarmist

Cocaine and Rhinestones

Hardcore History

Family Ghosts

Heavyweight

Memory Palace

Nice Try

Ologies

Scoopmail Edit

The podcast list was substituted for Scoopmail.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The Revenge of the Nerds theme was played. Sunken Scoop sends in a Scoopardy of Not Fund Questions, Unfun questions, Bad questions, and Terrible Questions.

Characters and Bits Edit

Uses for Crown Royale bags: dice, weed, bolts, and screws.

Mother's Milk is a reference to Paul impersonating Michael Jackson asking for his sleeping medicine (the Inside Joke Explained jingle is played)

The hosts do a general call for more scoopmail. Some suggested topics include Shitty Jobs, Shitty Coworkers, Wait, he did what?? stories about someone you used to know that did something surprising, and deep-dives into expertise.

Episode Art by twitter user @slakingfool