Most of the time it doesn’t affect us plebs, it’s all contained within the 1% bubble, and we don’t get to hear about it. However a recent flight of fancy did break into the news, due to a recruitment campaign for a specific type of “Gamemaker” was discovered. The campaign, created by a private investor, was being handled by hushhush.com (surprisingly, not a porn site), dubbed “Amazon for millionaires”. The successful candidate will earn around £45,000 for a 6-week commission (seems a little underpaid, and a little light on time).

The job? To create a real-life, 3-day, Battle Royale event on a private island, the procurement of which is also being handled by HushHush. Competitors will be equipped with Airsoft guns & ammo, and touch-sensitive body armour to monitor hits. The private facilitator of all this intends to also supply a £100,000 jackpot for the last person standing, with public applications to take part running towards the end of the year.