UConn’s mac and cheese day had a tragic end this past week when a student drunkenly entered a student center, demanded jalapeño mac and cheese, was tackled by a chef and then arrested by police.

The student’s behavior was abhorrent, but in his defense, jalapeño mac and cheese sounds delicious.

(Warning: Video contains a lot of explicit language.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovD178AhhSc

The video above has all the makings of a Shakespearean tragedy. There is the establishment of characters (Monstrous Kid Who Really Wants Mac and Cheese, Calm School Employee, Fired-Up Chef, Chorus Of Bystanders, Police, the never-seen-but-often-alluded-to Jalapeño Mac and Cheese), rising action, a climax (Fired-Up Chef tackling Monstrous Kid Who Really Wants Mac and Cheese), and a denouement, followed by a flurry of action in the epilogue when Drunk Kid spits in Calm School Employee’s face and the police rushes the kid out of the building.

Watch what you drink out there, kids. This is unsafe and unwise, and this video will be around forever.

Now who wants a bowl of mac and cheese?

(Thanks to Stamford Advocate for sharing.)