So my Secret Santa sent me some Fantasia shisha[haven't smoked 'em yet, but awesome flavor choices, santa], a hookah bowl[will use it tonight], a copy of the movie Man about Town[will watch it this weekend and the buck toothed look suits Ben, BTW] and and a metric ton of Army men[As a side note, I loved the original Army Men (1998) game. I had the demo version that came on a computer magazine's CD and loved using the flame thrower to melt the soldiers into plastic puddles :D].

Naturally, I looked inside the box for more information and found a slip of paper with the words /r/greendawn.

Santa, you are officially the most awesomest person ever. I have a feeling that you are going to see a lot of Sector 240 reports soon!