President Donald Trump has made it clear that the U.S. has fallen behind on nukes and wants us to be at the “top of the pack” once again, but Stephen Colbert isn’t fulllllly convinced. First of all, does Trump mean “top dog” or “leader of the pack” with nuclear production here? Grammar is important! And while we’re at it, Colbert also wants clarification on this little Trumpian sentence: “I am the first one that would like to see everybody — nobody have nukes.” Huh?! It’s like the Cold War all over again, but this time around, everyone is on Russia’s side.

