Watch out, you could end up with the dreaded cake face at any moment.

We don't usually like to indulge ill-informed opinions like this, but every now and then it's good for a laugh.

Over on Reddit (home of some of the worst of the internet) men have detailed their pet hates about how women present themselves. Specifically, according to the post, things "women think makes them more attractive to men while men think it makes them less attractive."

On the internet, you don't have to ask twice for men to start complaining about women, so it was a pretty fruitful discussion.



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Some highlights (we mean lowlights) are collected below. Read on only if you feel like rolling your eyes all the way out of your skull.

TOO MUCH MAKEUP

This was a common theme, but one that we object to on the grounds that most men can't tell the difference between no makeup and heavy makeup without obvious lipstick of eyeliner.

ANY SORT OF BODY MODIFICATION

From lip piercings to breast implants, any alteration to the body you were born with counts you out with this lot.

This one takes a little detour into recommending adult women pretend they've never had sex, but winds up back at a hatred for septum piercings. We appreciate the tiny allowance made for self-expression.