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all of that, however doesn't explain whyYOU PISSED ON MY FLOORand then you left.I called to see if you had somehow slipped. I was hoping there was an explanation. You hung up on me.I'm pretty sure that means you deliberatelyPISSED ON MY FLOORi don't even know what to say to that. I don't know what to think.I'm not sure I can protect your dignity anymore.I need to tell everyone, because it's so fucking crazy.YOU PISSED ON MY FLOOR.I have a new rule in my apartment now.Its theNO PISSING ON THE FLOOR RULE.it goes like this-DON'T PISS ON MY FUCKING FLOOR.thanks for a good laugh though. It's so much better than the cliche shit that ends way too many relationships. I"m sure the next time I break up with someone, I'll be sayingAT LEAST HE DIDN"T PISS ON MY FLOOR.