First of all, I received an intriguing little poem in my inbox today:

Today is the day when your gift arrives. I've never been more excited in all my lives!

So open the box and unwrap all three. The happiest of Holidays I wish to thee!

Great, right? When I got the message it struck me that I hadn't even check for the package yet, and lo and behold, there it was, sitting on my front door step. I open it up, and inside was a Game of Thrones t-shirt, a perfect fit for my large 6'5" frame, whiskey stones, which cool your whiskey without diluting it (really great for not diluting expensive single malt) and really cool molecular gastronomy kit by Molecule-R, with which I cannot wait to impress my friends and family with feats of gastronomical chemistry these holidays. Thanks Jzeids119, you are the secret Santa everyone wishes they had.