A Salute In The End Times



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From the Bible on up, Christian fiction has been one of the world's most popular genres. I don't have a magic access code to Nielsen BookScan, but I can confidently estimate that every book Tyndale publishes sells at least 50,000 copies within six months (possibly excepting the Bible.)Even Random House has its own Christian imprint, WaterBrook Press. Imagine: the company Bennett Cerf started in 1927 to publish illustrated editions of, the company that made it legal to publishin the United States, the company that gave away free two-volume boxed sets of gay old Marcel Proust'swith every catalog order! And now--the company that brings you Desire and Deceit: The Real Cost Of The New Sexual Tolerance ! A quote from the blurb:Random House admits it:But we were talking about Christian fiction. Since money dictates importance, we are thus talking about Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins'series.Have you ever been curious about theseries? I have! I tried reading one of the books once but couldn't get past I think thirty, forty pages. The only plot points I remember are: (1) everyone gets sucked up into Heaven and (2) Captain Rayford Steele sometimes has lustful thoughts about his flight attendant, which means he stays on Earth for seven years of torture.This is what America wants to read. This is what has probably kept the publishing industry alive for the past ten years. LaHaye and Jenkins, terrified about the money train stopping, even published a sequel to, one set in the thousand-year reign of Christ over Earth (SPOILER: Jesus wins.) Isn't the point of the thousand-year reign of Christ the absence of all conflict and narrative complexity?Fortunately, you don't have to actually read through these books. A helpful blogger named Fred Clark has done it for you!For the past five years, Mr. Clark has gone through the firstbook, explaining why it is stupid. It starts here and it concludes six days ago Mr. Clark, we at the Fiction Circus salute you. Without readers who are willing to fixate in an unwholesome way on lies told by writers, the world of fiction would be nothing.There are always two in fiction: hypnotist and subject. With your five years of blogging about a 450-page book that you hate, you are both.