It’s been an unusually drizzly, gray day here in a Colorado. Came home to a rain-soaked box, set it aside for a couple hours to dry, thought it was a personal amazon purchase.

When I opened it, I was shocked and stunned to find this unreal gift from my Santa. Serious jaw drop! As a kid I dreamed of being one of the cool kids who didn’t have to wear smelly tan and orange rental skates at Skate City—they brought their own skates to the rink.

I’m thinking their skates were junk compared to this awesomeness.

They fit perfectly and I’m itching for a skate night soon. I love them so much! I may break an ankle (it’s been so long), but my feet will look so fly.

Many thanks to you, Secret Santa! I’ve never received a gift so rad, and I can’t imagine anything ever topping this. I may need to quit Reddit Gifts. I hope you get all the good karma and juju that deserves to come your way.