President Trump taking heat Thursday from meteorologists for falsely reporting the projected path of Hurricane Dorian. Trump tweeted back, “In the early days it was predicted to go through Miami and certain models suggested Alabama and Georgia. Instead it turned north. What I said was accurate … all fake news in order to demean.” Seems Trump, who has had trouble with Stormy weather in the past (see Daniels), relied on spaghetti models rather than his first preference, the European model.

The transition took some time for Dallas Keuchel. Former Astros Cy Young winner signed as a free agent with the Braves in June. After a few rough starts, Dallas seems to have finally adjusted to his new threads. He has allowed three runs over his past 25 innings. Nats are in Atlanta this weekend. Patrick Corbin — 201 K’s and counting — has been a reliable starter for Washington. However, he’s coming off a subpar performance in Miami, allowing the feeble Fish to score thrice over six innings. Atlanta’s lineup may not be the best one to rebound with. 20 units on the Bravos.

Twins had two hits, but small-balled their way to a 2-1 win over the Red Sox. Boston had a chance to tie in the ninth, but Rafael Devers was thrown out at the plate. Back-to-back losses have us at -642 schiraldis.