US President Donald Trump went to an unspecified Taco Bell in New Mexico in an attempt to connect with Latino voters, but befriended a bunch of youthful stoners instead. Trump reportedly wanted to raise the percentage of Latino voters who voted for him in 2016 (28%) to somewhere around 80% in time for the 2020 election season.

Trump walked into the Taco Bell and said, "Wow, not one Latino. How the hell am I going to use this to up my Hispanic vote come 2020?"

"Whoa, is that the President Trump dude?," said a shaggy-haired stoner sitting at a table with his friends. "You know, my friend, Enrique is part Guatemalan and Chinese. So uhh, you can talk to us."