Our friend JOHN SWASEY has spent the past few weeks in the hospital.He was diagnosed with what's called a gluteal abscess. Without getting too graphic, it's basically a big septic sore embedded inside his butt-cheek.As hilarious as that sounds, it is in fact quite. And. And. Due to several complications, the treatment has been taking far longer than anticipated - leaving John out-of-work.John has a beautiful, loving family of five, who rely on his consummate hard work and income.We ask on their behalf to help them get through the growing hospital bills, so they can put their focus where it belongs - on saving Swasey's butt.