RED POWER !

RED POWER !RED POWER !RED POWER !

RED POWER !

RED POWER !RED POWER !RED POWER !

RED POWER !

RED POWER !RED POWER !RED POWER !

RED POWER !

RED POWER !RED POWER !RED POWER !

WE GINGERS AREA PROUD PEOPLE !

WE ARE THE NOBLE DESCENDANTSOF GREAT AMERICANS

LIKE RON HOWARDAND... OTHERS.

WE WILL NOT BE DISCRIMINATEDAGAINST ANY LONGER

FOR WE AREA GREAT RACE !

YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !

RED POWER !

RED POWER !RED POWER !RED POWER !

RED POWER !

RED POWER !RED POWER !RED POWER !

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALSHOULD WE TELL HIMTHE TRUTH ?

NAH, LET HIM MAKEA COMPLETE ASS OF HIMSELF

FOR A LITTLEWHILE LONGER.

BETTER REDTHAN DEAD !

BETTER RED THAN DEAD !BETTER RED THAN DEAD !

BETTER REDTHAN DEAD !

TOM, I'M STANDING OUTSIDETHE DENVER CENTER

FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS.

WHERE THE NEWPRODUCTION OF "ANNIE"

HAS JUST PREMIEREDTO CRIES OF OUTRAGE.

A RAPIDLY GROWINGORGANIZATION CALLED

"THE GINGER SEPARATIST MOVEMENT"

IS FURIOUS THATTHE LEAD ROLE OF ANNIE

IS BEING PLAYED BY A GIRL

WHO ISN'T ACTUALLYRED-HAIRED AND FRECKLED.

JOINING ME NOW IS THEGINGERS' HEAD SPOKESPERSON,

ERIC CARTMAN.

THAT'S RIGHT,THIS IS BULLCRAP !

WE TRUE GINGERSARE FURIOUS

THAT THE ROLE OF ANNIEIS BEING MINIMALIZED !

WHAT HARM DO YOU BELIEVETHIS ACTRESS IS DOING

TO THE TRUERED-HAIRED COMMUNITY ?

THE BITCH ISN'T GINGER !

SHE'S JUST USINGMAKE-UP TO LOOK GINGER.

AND PRETENDING TO BE GINGER WITH MAKE-UP

IS THE WORST THINGANYBODY CAN DO !

YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !

( cheering )

THERE SHE IS-- GET HER !

RARRHGHGGH !

THIS IS GETTINGPRETTY UGLY, TOM.

THESE GINGERS AREREALLY RILED UP...

IF YOU ARE A GINGERAND WOULD LIKE TO JOIN

THE GINGER SEPARATIST MOVEMENT,

YOU CAN ATTEND THEIR FIRSTMEETING THIS FRIDAY

IN THE SUNSET ROOMAT THE AIRPORT HILTON.