Yesterday former Chicago fan favorite and famed white chocolate baller Brian Scalabrine posted this picture to his facebook page…

The Return!

Come on Mamba!! Why you gotta steal your boy D. Rose’s thunder?

In August, Scalabrine wrote an article telling the world he would join Comcast New England as a studio analyst but the White Mamba has been known for his fair share of stunts in the past.

Here are five unlikely but entertaining scenarios:

He rejoins the Bulls or Celtics as a player/coach.

He becomes a publishing editor for Derek Jeter’s new internet launch The Players’ Tribune.

Announces he is a last minute addition to the 30th season of MTV’s the Real World Chicago (2015).

Jumps on the Cleveland bandwagon for a shot at a second ring.

Replaces Shaq’s mumbling self as a member of NBA on TNT.

Whatever it is, Scalabrine sure loves the attention. Congratulations fans, you’ve created a monster courtesy of Stacey King.