The Thick of It

No Country For Old Men

There Will Be Blood

The Special One

The League of Gentlemen

Tales of the Unexpected

Gangs of New York

You got…

Dear me. Even a pet Iguana pressing buttons randomly could do better

Just go home

You've been relegated with the lowest points total in history

Yeah. Let's not speak of this

You've not watched many films have you?

You're more middle of the road than the Lighthouse Family

Bang average

You're some way off being a top, top, player yet

Not bad. Brush up on your cultural references and you could go far

There's a future for you in this game. Well done

Brilliant. You're a top, top player

Almost perfect. Put your feet up and drink in your own success

Pelé? Maradona? Messi? They've got nothing on you