In light of recent events at the Melbourne Vatworks and elsewhere, the information on this page has been excised for reasons of planetary security. In its place, we offer this archival presentation on the discovery and resurrection of Homo sapiens whedonum from Fizerpharm Inc., entitled "Taming Yesterday's Nightmares for a Better Tomorrow". This production has been vetted for the public domain, and in no way infringes upon corporate copyright. Flash plugin required.