2. You wouldn't have quit your day job.

1. You'd have left the work truck at home.

3. You'd look both ways before crossing.

4. You'd not add insult to injury.

5. You'd use it.

The second picture is from the Creation Museum, where "[t[he Bible speaks for itself, [the] exhibit halls are gilded with truth [and the] gardens teem with the visible signs of life."

6. You'd turn him down.

7. You'd smoke somewhere else.

8. You'd realize that most others have one too.

9. You'd read the fine pri... uh, I mean, the print.



10. You'd not go to work hungry.

11. You'd hire a professional.