Generally speaking, novelty kitchen tools are certified dust collectors, we all know this. Things like dinosaur-shaped taco holders or phallic cake pans are good for a quick laugh and maybe one or two uses, but eventually they all end up shoved on top of the fridge or are condemned to that box full of crap you swear you’re actually going to take to Goodwill this weekend. (Speaking of which — take that stupid box to Goodwill this weekend!!)

This, however, is something that absolutely warrants frequent use at every opportunity.

Tenderizing meat is fun, okay, there, I said it. I don’t care how old you are, getting to smack a piece of beef with a spiky hammer is cathartic as hell, and there’s not many ways one could make it better.

EXCEPT IF YOU GET TO PUNCH IT WITH A GIANT GOLD GAUNTLET STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MOST ICONIC SUPERHERO SAGA EVER.

I don’t even eat meat all that often, but I would start offering up my help at literally any and every dinner event if it meant I got to wield THE AVENGERS INFINITY GAUNTLET AND BEAT THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF A STEAK.

You can’t erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission.

HELL YEAH.

And unlike Thanos who had to go to the ends of the universe and do some pretty terrible things in order to obtain it, you can buy this gauntlet for a little over $20.00