HDIPTG readers, fellow bitches, etc.,

When I first started making this blog bored as hell in my graduate class several years ago, I never imagined this many other people would be as entertained by my dumb ideas as I was. See Mom, being a smart ass did get me somewhere…I guess? lol. But anyway, fast forward a few years and now I’ve got my masters degree, I have a job, and (biggest shocker of them all), I’m getting married. But before you judge too hard, my fiancee and I vomited outside a pizza place from drinking on Saturday, so clearly, being engaged isn’t affecting my klassiness. It’s been a crazy ride and I’ve truly enjoyed all the nice, humorous, creepy, very creepy, and amusing messages I’ve received and I love that I was able to make at least a few people laugh and distract more than a few from finals. I’m too busy to be able to post regularly, so I figured I’d stick a fork in it rather than let it die a slow death. My blog will remain intact, but I won’t be posting anymore. So, next time you’re sucking down that adult beverage, pour a little out for me. I would say I’d do the same, but I’m too much of a bitch.

Stay classy, stay tipsy, and funny,

lol did you think I would finally reveal my name? lol jokes. Nah… :)