SIT THE FUCK DOWN SON LEMME TELL YOU WHAT MY AWESOME PAL WHO THE FUCK EVER IT WAS GOT ME! IT IS THE MOVIE KNOWN AS RIKI-OH: THE STORY OF RICKY. I AM NOT SHITTING YOU IT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST GOD DAMN PIECES OF JAPANESE FILM IN HISTORY. ITS GOT IT ALL. DRUGS? CHECK! VIOLENCE? DOUBLE CHECK! LOVE? CHECK! OVER THE TOP GORE? MOTHER FUCKING CHECK! I HAVE ACTUALLY READ THE MANGA TO THIS MOVIE AND SEEN THE OVA FOR IT AS WELL. IT IS LITERALLY THE SAME DAMN STORY MINUS A SMALL PLOT DETAIL. IT. IS. FUCKING. AMAZING.

I ALSO TYPED THIS REVIEW IN LOWER CASE LETTERS. ITS JUST SO AWESOME IT MADE IT SELF CAPS LOCK.

HOLY FUCK ITS REVENGE OF THE GIFT! THIS AWESOME RATSONCATSONRATS BASTARD(WHICH IS A COMPLIMENT GOT MY DOG JEDI A MOTHER FUCKING JEDI COLLAR! CAN YOU SAY A-FUCKING-MAZING? NOW MY GLORIOUS HOUND WILL LOOKS BALLS TO THE WALL FANTASTIC! HE WILL LITERALLY GET ALL THE BITCHES NOW! YOU CAN NOT EXPECT TO TOP THIS SHIT!