‘You have to watch this film, you have to, its brilliant.’

What film?

‘More Than Honey. It’s about bees. Well, it’s about more than just bees.’

I’m busy. I’m writing a blog post for Bella.’

‘Screw that. Watch the film. Honestly, it’ll change the way you think about bees.’

I dinnae really think that much about bees. Anyway, I take my writing responsibilities seriously.

‘Please.’

Seriously. I’m no that bothered about bee movies. Except for the Bee Movie, obviously, the cartoon that Adam Sandler wrote. Best Pixar film ever…

‘It was Jerry Seinfield. Look, just watch it. It’s in German but I’ll translate it for you.’

You are joking, right? You want me to watch film I cannae understand while you do a live translation? Eh, no. I’m writing a blog about …

‘I can’t believe you won’t watch this film. I bet Mike’s seen it. He’d get it. He understands about bees and food production and diets.’

Gie us peace. I’m no watching it.

(5 minutes later….)

‘See. I knew there’d be a copy online with English subs. Will you watch it now?’

Jeezuz. Right. Stick the bloody bee movie on. This better be good…

Normal blog service will resume tomorrow night. Probably a review of a German movie about bees…

(MORE THAN HONEY can be watched here with English subs)