murrr said:

ZEBRAS ARE NOT HORSES

No, not as in "Equus ferus caballus" - but they are of the Equus genus. Sooooo… your point sir? :)

Funny how things are, eh? We humans allow donkey/horse to mate to create mules, but ${DEITY}-forbid you porkin' a cousin primate - noo, that suddenly is bestiality!

DISCLAIMER: I hereby deny having any interest in porkin' a cousin primate. This example was merely an "ironic device" and any resemblance to real life persons or characters is purely coincidental.