"I got a copy of the Wise and Witty quote book (shown here http://www.amazon.com/The-Wise-Witty-Quote-Book/dp/0517226154). A large collection of fun and uplifting quotes organized by subject, I've had a fun time skimming through them over the last day, there's a lot of things in here I haven't heard before, but are really quite well thought out. Thanks arbitrary santa!

-Abraham Lincoln"

--Michael Scott