Top 5: Reasons you should go fuck yourself

5. You’re an asshole.

You’re just a massive piece of shit and I want you to go fuck yourself.

4. Your face sucks.

God I hate your fucking face I wish I could just punch you in your fat fucking mouth and wipe your stupid smile off your stupid fucking face God I hate you so much!

3. Here’s a graph, dickweed:

Here’s a graph I made. Please look at it:

Here’s another one for you in case you didn’t get the picture:

2. I hate you.

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

I hate you I hate you fuck I hate you so much

1. Fuck you, you piece of shit.

Fuck you I wish you were dead God just go fuck yourself already what are you waiting for??