Hello, it's me, your Malaysian snacks

I was wondering if after all these 19 shipping days you'd like to meet

To eat everything inside me

They say that snack’s supposed to be eaten

But you ain't done much eating

Hello, can you eat me?

I'm in California dreaming about leaving U.S. Customs at LAX

When we were still younger and fresh

I've forgotten how it felt before International Shipping fell at our feet

There's such a difference between shipping preferences

And a million miles

Hello from the other side of the world

I must have tracked you a thousand times

To tell you I'm hungry for everything inside of you

But when I track, you never seem to be at my home

Hello from the Post Office

At least I can say that I've tried

To tell you I'm sorry for not picking you up sooner

But it don't matter, I’m clearly going to tear you apart

Hello, how are you tasty?

It's so typical of me to talk about my snacks, I'm sorry

So hello from the other side of the world

I must thank you a thousand times

To tell you I'm happy for everything that you’ve done

But when I post this, you never seem to be online

Hello from Reddit

At least I can say that I've tried

To tell you I'm happy for breaking my diet

But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore