Lexington can boast that it is home to the largest peanut butter factory in the world: the Jif factory on Winchester Road. But now, the largest peanut butter factory can boast, too – because it’s now the most biodiverse peanut factory in the world after recently purchasing Coba Cocina’s jellyfish tank from Pop’s Resale. “We didn’t offer public tours of our factory before, because we thought this crap was boring, but now, we can market ourselves as the ‘SeaWorld of Central Kentucky’,” said spokesperson Katie Baylee, not knowing that SeaWorld stock has plummeted since 2013.

Jif’s Peanut Butter and Jellyfish Tour will open this fall, and might even feature peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches once they find out which of the jellyfish species tastes the most like grape. “We would have opened the tours for summer, but we have to acclimate the jellyfish,” stated Baylee, “We did a test tour with 3 people, and it startled the jellyfish since they weren’t used to that many people coming around at Coba Cocina.”