CELEBRITIES

Melinda Windsor was thicc before we even started spelling it that way. I would be tempted to say she was the original, but unfortunately there are a number of paintings from the renaissance that offer evidence to the contrary. If it was not for those pesky art museums preserving history I would be able to make a lot more unfounded claims. I wish there had been a lot more untargeted bombing raids during World War II. That would have been very convenient for me.

But one thing those thicc renaissance honeys did not have were the rocking jugs of Melinda. I do not know what it was about those women, but they never seemed to go past a C cup. I guess guys back then tended to favor the ass.

That is another gripe I have about those artists. I understand the value of artistic license, but they could have exhibited a bit more responsibility. How are women supposed to live up to their unrealistic standards of beauty? I have it on good authority, from a real woman, that when they gain weight their boobs get bigger. So how are they supposed to grow their legs whilst keeping their titties itty bitty?

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