A parody of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Californication" written by Remy.

Music tracks, mastering, and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom.

Video produced by Austin Bragg.

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LYRICS

There's a non-foregone phenomenon in any prosperous nation

When primal fears all disappear the brain then gets a sensation

The medical name we gave this pain is affluenflammation

Ol' Bill Tub is chugging a jug of cold bovine lactation

When his eyes then realize that carton side's got information

And since his life contains no strife it's affluenflammation

For the better part of history diseases all were raging

Measles, mumps up on your junk like they were Kevin Spacey

Then came Jonas Salk

Makes you wonder what all for…

Cuz we've got affluenflammation

We've got affluenflammation

Ol' Chip Black is cracking the back of twelve live-steamed crustaceans

For the perks and glee of living free he starts to lose appreciation

And if you probe his frontal lobe—yep—affluenflammation

Through the course of human history each day we faced starvation

Rats and pox and chamber pots, streets filled with defecation

Free markets changed the norm

Makes you wonder what all for…

Cuz we've got affluenflammation

We've got affluenflammation

We've got affluenflammation

We've got affluenflammation