To keep you guys from dying of suspense while I write up summaries.

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- The first episode is called “Third Time’s the Charm” I fucking love Dangan Ronpa

- Kirgir opening narration!

- This flashback to the clash between SHSL Zetsubou and the Mirai Kikan is conspicuously Zetsubou Twinless…

- The opening strongly hints that Kirigiri is going to die…

- In fact, every main character has a death illustration in the opening–I approve.

- Blood is red now?

- WARRIORS OF HOPE! KOTOKO, MY BABY!

- OMG Despair!SDR2 kids look so COOL in the flashback

- Pekoyama is a goddamn boss and I am unhappy to see Munakata matching her in swordfighting skill–gtfo dude

- Gundam walks around wrapped in a giant snake and commands elephants and omg??

- ASAHINA CALLS KIRIGIRI KYOUKO-CHAN NOW OMG MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED

- Kirigiri smiled at Asahina!!

- A lot of the Mirai Kikan branch heads are kinda douches

- Not Great Gozu or Bandai tho. Sakura II and Precious Cinnamon Roll are great

- Izayoi is like, all over Andou–I think the addiction idea may be onto something.

- Kirigiri remains a stone cold bitch and I love it

- Mitarai is very nervous and mousey

- Yukizome wants Naegi and Munakata to synthesize their different hopes to become stronger

- I am forbidden from saying who dies first