To RSVP for the event, get on the waiting list first.



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I've changed the +1s to zero, if you're coming with a +1, share the wristband. Remember, sharing is caring. Just like your kindergarten teacher told you.



If we approach the user limit, I will kindly (drunkenly) request you to share a wrist band with your +1 guest. You can order drinks for your guest, and believe me I've well researched this for my 5 friends Kenneth, Kenny, Kenni, Kenjamin, and Kenisha. If you didn't fill in the username box, then you don't exist. If you're late, get on the waitlist.



-Ken



Live from your organizers it's..



Free Happy Hour @ The Mighty Pint!



Yes you betcha. Without further adieu, I bring to you:



FREE domestic draft beers and FREE rail liquor drinks!



There are only 50 slots, so please only RSVP if you are 100% confident that you will show up , as we definitely do not want to deprive people of the chance to drink themselves silly in an hour for free. No need to thank us, we do it because we care. In the interest of fairness to the reddit group, please do not rsvp for more than +1, unless they are redditors AND you send us a message and clear it with the organizers. Don't be scumbag redditor, signs up for free happy hour, brings 49 friends. This will be happening at the REAR bar (up the half-flight of stairs), where you have to get a wristband from us prior to being able to get your free drinks. We'll be hanging out at the front end of that bar, if you can't find us, scream REDDIT! on the top of your lungs and someone will come get you. One final note: The bar can afford to throw free booze at a bunch of alcoholics, but bartenders don't like working for next to nothing, so TIP GENEROU$LY!!!!!



Just to review:



1). RSVP



2). Get a wristband from us.



3). Tip generously.



4). ???



5). Profit DRUNK



Show up promptly at (or even a few minutes before) 8:00 to be ensured a wristband and to start drinking winning upvotes right away.



To make sure we can accommodate everyone while also using up all 50 slots, here are a couple tips to make sure everyone gets free wristbands and alcohol:



If you have a +1, please only take 1 wristband between the two of you , the bartenders are generous and will make you 2...5...20?!? (it's happened) drinks at a time if you want. Speaking of bartenders being generous, I reiterate that you should be generous to your bartender, they're a w e s o m e!