General: Look at that view.

First Officer: Sure is something, isn't it?

General: Sure is. You know what I'm most impressed by?

First Officer: The vastness of it all? Or how we always seem to find trouble in such beauty?

General: (chuckles) No, I'm impressed we've never once lost these screens.

First Officer: ... screens?

General: Yes - these computer screens. Think of all the battles we've been in!

First Officer: There have been a lot, uh...

General: Right? How many times have we lost main power? But the backups always keep these screens powered!

First Officer: What screens?

General: These screens. The ones we're looking at all this space through.

First Officer: ... oh - those are windows, actually.

General: ...

First Officer: You, um - did you think-

General: F*CKING SH*T WE ARE LUCKY NO ONE'S EVER AIMED AT OUR BRIDGE WHO THE F*CKING F*CK DESIGNED THIS?!



*elsewhere*



Alien 1: I think I know a way to take that pesky Hyperion down.

Alien 2: Oh? How's that?

Alien 1: Well, I've studied battle recordings, and I think if we targeted this part here, we should cripple it in one hit!

Alien 2: What's that?

Alien 1: A massive windowed area. But if you look, it seems like the humans have their command center in it!

Alien 2: ... pfft no no no, ha, that's GOT to be a decoy. No way they'd design such an obvious weak spot.

Alien 1: Well... I mean... it sure looks like...

Alien 2: Yeah, it does. THAT'S why it can't be. These humans are craftier than we give them credit for.

Alien 1: Didn't they cure one of our bio-plagues by just glassing the affected planet to slag?

Alien 2: Hey, sometimes craftiness is simplicity, sometime's it's way too much effort in an obvious trap.