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coffeefrank: Not meant to be as. Shippy. As it uh… turned out. Yeah. to me they’re both gay as can be but wow, this could be a really awesome pairing even though they’re not even attracted to each other? help

This would be amazing. I mean, seriously.

Dirk would just cruise up to this dainty little Roxyclone with her renfaire dress and her mommy-didn’t-love-me-enough makeup, ready to pull strings and judge people and play his bullshit holier-than-thou enigmatic dark prince coolkid shtick, and Rose Lalonde – Rose motherfucking grimdark Lalonde, Rose who has faced down demons, Rose who has torn apart worlds, Rose who has grown up with Dave Insecure Dickbag Strider, Rose who has been wrangling Karkat, Gamzee, Kanaya, and Terezi for three solid years – Rose would look this swaggering puppy up and down, cough tactfully into her fist, and blow him clean out of the fucking water.

Dirk would have

the weirdest

boner.

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