All 2009 Jokes

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news.netcraft.com

Submited: 2009-04-07 03:57 Lynx browser more popular than Firefox or Internet Explorer

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aq.com

Submited: 2009-04-06 22:04 New 'great' weapons that were actually just childish swords

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boxxychan.tk

Submited: 2009-04-05 22:54 Now specializing in news about Lindsay Lohan

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cardplayer.it

Submited: 2009-04-05 06:32 (Italian) Online pokeroom Gioco Digitale introduce Jokers

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myonlinethoughts.wordpress.com

Submited: 2009-04-04 14:35 An ode to the much reviled directoro, Uwe Boll.

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goofans.com

Submited: 2009-04-04 11:22 The entire site was replaced by the 'MOM' computer from the game. The user could 'crash' MOM and reboot via a UNIX shell to get to the real site.

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metatalk.metafilter.com

Submited: 2009-04-04 10:02 MetaFilter scales back some of its services

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triplepundit.com

Submited: 2009-04-03 19:12 American Airlines Launches Zero Emissions Zeppelin Service

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prettymuchamazing.com

Submited: 2009-04-03 18:41 PMA said that Radiohead had covered the Miley cyrus (Hanna Montana) song The Climb, after Miley kept talking shit about them when they refused to meet her at the grammies. The download was just a loop of Nick and Noras Infinite Playlist. As of April 4 2009 6:40 it has been downloaded over 3,000 times.

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dvdfuture.com

Submited: 2009-04-03 16:25 Breaking News: Star Trek and Star Wars to merge

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niloyonphotography.blogspot.com

Submited: 2009-04-03 08:55 Nikon and Canon teams up to make revolutionary camera

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freerangeturtles.com

Submited: 2009-04-03 05:59 Turtle Wax switch from battery-farmed to free range turtles

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facebook.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 23:30 Facebook Admits New Layout Has Been An April Fool's Day Joke!

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apelad.blogspot.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 22:38 A massive style change for the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats.

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terminatornewsnetwork.wordpress.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 21:08 Changes in store for Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 3.

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arrl.org

Submited: 2009-04-02 14:42 Federal Communications Commission Amateur Radio rule change

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blogs.computerworld.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 14:41 Anti-social network called Garbo erases your tracks from existing social networks

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marketplace.publicradio.org

Submited: 2009-04-02 14:11 Actors staging real estate

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jayisgames.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 13:33 The game is described as utterly fantastic but is very simple and takes about 3 seconds to play

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clutchfans.net

Submited: 2009-04-02 11:54 Clutchfans was bought out by Tmac.com

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bigfishtackle.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 11:23 Willard Bay is a favorite fishing spot, the article states that they will drain the lake for dam maintenance (this has been occuring the past 2 years) and replace all the game fish with the June Sucker

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londonnet.co.uk

Submited: 2009-04-02 10:29 Barack Obama, Michael Jackson to Sing for G20 Supper

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miniworld.co.uk

Submited: 2009-04-02 10:15 Telling classic Mini owners that their cars would be destroyed if driven over 2000 miles a year

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next-episode.net

Submited: 2009-04-02 09:43 Pretended they sold the site and the new owner would make it paid.

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uniwatchblog.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 09:37 NFL's Seattle Seahawks add Lime Green Uniform

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massey.utoronto.ca

Submited: 2009-04-02 08:11 Page and banner from actual webcomic replaced with page and banner from other (nonexistent) webcomic.

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labeltheworld.blogspot.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 07:58 Surreal descriptions instead of standard labels

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screenhub.com.au

Submited: 2009-04-02 06:50 On March 11th, 2009, the government of New Zealand secretly sold TVNZ, its public broadcaster, to SBS, the Australian government owned national multicultural broadcasting network.

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visublog.mechafetus.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 06:21 The VisuBlog becomes 'Love And Berry: Dress Up and Dance, Awesome Blog'

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mookychick.co.uk

Submited: 2009-04-02 06:21 Japanese washing machines for pets

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mookychick.co.uk

Submited: 2009-04-02 06:20 Japanese washing machines for pets

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mookychick.co.uk

Submited: 2009-04-02 06:19 Glastonbury Witch Trials 2009

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feross.org

Submited: 2009-04-02 06:08 I Just Discovered a Cool Website Called Google

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cheeptalk.wordpress.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 05:58 Economists Steve Levitt and Greg Mankiw join the Obama administration

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unigamesity.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 05:04 Game console pirates will start to legally manufacture game consoles and sell them dirt cheap to win the consoles war

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theateneoedge.multiply.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 04:35 I appeared in an adult film

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aquarterof.co.uk

Submited: 2009-04-02 04:35 A 'new' chocolate bar ('Chokle') is announced, that contains helium and so causes the consumer's voice to go higher.

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iwantoneofthose.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 04:24 Contact lenses that zoom in and out and change colour

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iwantoneofthose.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 04:23 A clamp that turns the itouch into an Iphone

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workisnotinprogress.splinder.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 03:37 The strip will be drawed in manga style.

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gram.pl

Submited: 2009-04-02 03:33 (Not in English) New Diablo 3 Screenshots

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scoringsessions.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 03:18 Danny Elfman score Terminator Salvation using only ukulele and collaborate with oscar-winner AR Rahman

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elcomsoft.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 02:26 Recover Passwords with a Tambourine

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goal.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 02:11 Fabio Capello Resigns As Kevin Keegan Is Appointed England Coach

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dev.compiz-fusion.org

Submited: 2009-04-02 02:06 Compiz 3D desktop effects for Windows users

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theknightshift.blogspot.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 01:40 New York Post cover screams about local cult leader arrested at the Vatican trying to 'debate' the Pope

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swfchan.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 01:38 Message at top of page: 'Bad news, due to bandwidth problems swfchan will shutdown next week. Dunno for how long, if not forever it will probably be for at least two years. Sorry, thanks for what has been.' Later added: 'Update: April fools, derp!'

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languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu

Submited: 2009-04-02 01:32 Linguistics humor: new vowel, UN disaster relief supplies speech therapists and consonant clusters.

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apterax.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 01:30 Creative control of the comic handed over to author's 'mildly retarded' brother.

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themanitoban.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 01:26 A new study has revealed that humans now only use nine per cent of their brains, down from 10 per cent a decade ago.

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travel-ticker.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 00:56 Trip to the Bermuda Triangle

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emuparadise.org

Submited: 2009-04-02 00:53 Emuparadise announces inaugural release of PCSX3

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shortyawards.com

Submited: 2009-04-02 00:23 Twitter Pro invites available

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barebones.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 23:48 LottoCal presents state lottery results for up to five days in advance

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nerdyshirts.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 23:48 New Light Bending Invisible Shirt

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tonic.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 23:25 Celebrities Gone Bad Zune Charity Auction to Benefit Bernie Madoff Legal Fund

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gastromatic.net

Submited: 2009-04-01 23:02 Gastromatic food and wine self serve machine

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jefffinch.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 22:32 Conficker C Worm Hits VeriSign: Huge Data Loss

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craftster.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 22:06 Craftster is switching to an all macrame theme.

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bwog.net

Submited: 2009-04-01 21:27 Vampire Weekend cancels participation in Bacchanal concert

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wildsnow.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 21:12 AVi: The 1st Avy Beacon Application for iPhone

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tor.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 21:11 Troll Nation Protests Against Derogatory Internet Slang

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techwarelabs.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 21:10 Windowsvirus Conficker Just an April Fools' Day Virus/raffle

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teamfortress.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 21:09 Valve releases a new update for the Sniper. Introducing the 'Jarate', which is a jar of urine.

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forums.techpowerup.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 21:09 A new AMD Dual CPU board about to be released

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fromheretouncertainty.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 20:57 Family agrees to funding from big tobacco for European Trip.

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startrekonline.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 20:55 Star trek babies online

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wpa-jp.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 20:36 (Japanese) World Pizza Throwing Association

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fontcraft.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 20:28 Trade your laser printer for a Monk, who will copy and illuminate your manuscript.

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ithinkimlost.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 20:28 Site directs to rival site

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ichumon.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 20:27 Ichumon is taken over by evil green apples

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orlandosentinel.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 20:17 Woman to 911: Help! I'm locked inside my car

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thegoodphight.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 20:16 Phillies announce 'New York Mets Day' at Citizens Bank Park

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wakefieldnews.blogspot.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:46 This staunch libertarian website poses as overtly Pro-Obama

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whitewizardtoys.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:43 Multi-dimensional Hypercube Display System for collectors running out of space

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mobileopportunity.blogspot.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:39 Thoughts on the nonexistent tech industry bailout. We don't need a bailout. Right?

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ascendercorp.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:34 New 'half-dollar-sign' currency symbol to reflect economic crisis

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twilightlexicon.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:33 The entire site now worships Kaleb Nation (The TwilightGuy).

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en.akibablog.net

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:28 Reporting the sale of Dragon Quest 9

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thespeedgamers.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:25 The Speed Gamers claim they will play a Petz marathon

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firefox.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:13 Zombie Invasion! The Next Harry Potter Book! Undead Rights on Supernatural! And More!

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spore.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:02 dungeons of spore. They say they are making a great new ascii game.

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osnews.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:01 offers the download of the source code of their site

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blog.leximo.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:00 Leximo Bought by Google for $16.5 Million in Stock

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burningman.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 19:00 New Toll Road Leading to Burning Man

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blog.cr0.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:58 Massive exploitation of instant messaging applications proved feasible

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motorcycles.about.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:56 Motorcycle chrome to be banned

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psiwebcomic.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:51 PSI character switch with characters from another Magick & Dungeon Legacy

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james.helplarge.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:48 HelpLarge is going to experience unexpected server problems and will be closed down for good with a internet reboot.

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toughpigs.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:48 The front page has had its colors inverted. Clicking on the image will take you to the normal homepage.

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twilightsucks.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:40 TwilightSucks appears to have been hacked by Twilight fansites.

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starwars-union.de

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:36 The site takes a trip to 1989 featuring Star Wars news 80s style.

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blog.mosso.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:19 Introducing the Web Host Formerly Known as Mosso

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awesomeststudio.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:15 Comic leads reader to believe he is mentally unhealthy.

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thespacewriter.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:11 Cosmology and a certain alien species

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forums.chozosanctuary.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:07 Chozo Sanctuary closed thanks to lack of funds.

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betterthancleavage.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:04 betterthancleavage Switches to WORSEthancleavage

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comicmix.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:02 Alan Moore takes 'Watchmen' movie money to sue DC for print rights reversion

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comicmix.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:01 Brian Michael Bendis & Alex Maleev to adapt 'Waiting For Godot' for Marvel Classics

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comicmix.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:00 The return of Miracleman to comics

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wtf.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 18:00 Random font changes, members get most hated person's avatar, ban a member opportunity, but you ban yourself!

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prweb.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:59 New Smartphone Application Makes You the Sommelier

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blog.imagekind.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:58 Pets can Now Sell their Art on Imagekind

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bebo.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:58 Preview of 'Profiles 3.0,' a mix of everything Bebo users would hate. Poking fun at Bebo's recent Profile redesign, a little poke at Facebook, and a poke at the Bebo users who hate 'change.'

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addthis.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:57 Announcing AddThis Telepathy: The Next Generation of Sharing

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startupsnigeria.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:55 Press Release: StartupsNigeria.com Closes Site Indefinitely

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jalopnik.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:53 Jalopnik is offering a subscriber-only pay-for-access section of their site

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n-sider.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:53 Recession-sider, all articles priced to sell.

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neagora.de

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:47 (German) Google buys Neagora

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blogs.dirxion.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:36 Dirxion Launches The 'Upload & Go 3000'

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itwire.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:36 Bogus article claims Microsoft bought own Novell and become the legal owners of UNIX

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thethingy.tumblr.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:27 Pretended to now be the official sponsor of Diet Pepsi

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dancewithgrenades.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:25 Duke Nukem Forever launch date announced! (but no date given)

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sigg3.net

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:24 Full color inversion on front page and comment popup

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thebehemoth.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:19 certain words are exchanged for other words

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thethingyrocks.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:12 Pretended that the goverment found him and he had to flee the country and never use the internet again.

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weirdal.wikia.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:03 Said there was a copyright infringement by Weird Al, so the site had to shut down.

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stormtrack.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:03 Storm chasing forum has changed name and subforums to reference Oprah Winfrey.

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deekmedia.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:02 Posted a fake 'leak' of the new My Bloody Valentine record.

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buzzerblog.flashgameshows.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 17:00 'The Price is Right' gets new theme song

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hedgehogworld.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:56 Hedgehog World replaced all hedgehog photos with ferrets in their theme.

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savegame.no

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:52 (Norwegian) Nintendo has announced 'The White Collection' so that the cartridges match the White version of the Nintendo DS. (norwegian)

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theprp.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:50 Its a Heavy Music News Site. Now posing as a new Screamo News site.

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craveonline.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:45 Led Zep to tour w/Daltrey - Page, Jones badmouth Krauss

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wizards.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:40 An adventure from Dungeon Delve for characters of level 2 1/2 called Fool's Grove.

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wizards.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:40 The Witchalok from Penny Arcade included in the Player's Handbook 3.

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wizards.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:39 Drizz't Do'Urden converted into a Magic card.

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blog.dk.sg

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:37 Palm Launches a new PDA

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paizo.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:30 d21 instead of d20? Yeah, and ours go up to 11.

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Technoheads.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:28 Fake conficker protection that displays a fullscrean Blue Screan of Death

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basilmarket.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:27 Faked a mass banning of all players. Made eveyone soil themselves. Mods switched Avatars to confuse everyone. Enjoy :)

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starcraft2.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:25 Terra-Tron - 'HELL, ITS MORPHING TIME'; 'ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US'

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iheartchaos.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:23 IHC is the only site actually working on the internet, taken over by Boxxy

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mangabullet.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:21 Site looks like deviantART, a well-known 'alternative' to MangaBullet.

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narniafans.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:21 ?Inconceivable!? Three Princess Bride stars join the Dawn Treader.

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narniafans.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:21 Breaking News! Kirk Cameron and Mel Gibson to star in a film about CS Lewis, JRR Tolkien and the Inklings.

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narniafans.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:20 Twilight Scribe to Pen Dawn Treader





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research.yahoo.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:17 Scientists at Yahoo! today released Ideological Search, allowing users to control the ideology of their search results for the first time in search technology history.

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speeddate.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:16 Barack Obama got kicked off SpeedDate.com

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iloveclowns.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:16 ihateclowns.com has closed down the site due to pressure from clown lovers around the word

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ftd.de

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:16 (German) Financial Times Germany has an employment ad for the head of Bahn AG (German railroad company)

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symfony-project.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:15 Introducing the Symfony Service Exploder (code)

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kongregate.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:15 Smatch Beta is a April Fools Game

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heliumblog.wordpress.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:15 Helium purchased by Google

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arcticstartup.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:14 MicroFundr, First Pan-European VC Fund, Will Use Twitter For Funding Process

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tomshardware.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:14 Apple and McDonald's Team Up with a new Product

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blog.cotweet.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:14 Guy Kawasaki Joins CoTweet Advisory Board; Company Rebrands as KawTweet

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able2know.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:11 Logged in users see fake topics in posted under their names on topic grids, avatars switched to wavatars and mosterids, new pranks coming up thoughout the day

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cityspeek.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:10 CitySpeek takes first round of funding

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workopolis.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:08 Mentel has a funny job opening for a Junior General Manager

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web2ireland.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:07 Web2Ireland now has a ?10m seed fund

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forecastronic.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:06 The Official Accuweater Super Doppler 9000 Compu Plus Plus Forecastronic

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smellofbooks.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:06 Now you can finally enjoy reading e-books without giving up the smell you love so much. With Smell of Books? you can have the best of both worlds, the convenience of an e-book and the smell of your favorite paper book.

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money.de.msn.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:06 (German) Germany is bringing back the Deutschmarks and cancel the Euro

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misc.metocube.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:05 Mass gremlin production and delivery

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minimatedatabase.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 16:01 Minimate visual reference site redirects to 'Minimate Porn'

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addons.mozilla.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:59 Firefox 'add-ons' have been renamed to 'Change-arounds'

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soapui.org

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:59 Eviware software has been alerted to users using soapUI to withdraw large sums of money from the European National Bank.

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techcrunch.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:53 5min moving to India

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blog.echonest.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:53 The Echo Nest Goodness API - solves the problem of music discovery

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bobmccarty.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:52 Postal Cost-Cutting Measures Being Implemented

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lxforums.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:52 all instances of 'Dodge' or 'Chrysler' have been replaced with 'Fiat' (this is because Fiat is taking over Chrysler). This was a replacement variable and literally happens millions of times on the website.

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blog.consupo.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:51 New fashion trend: Whale Skin Coats

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patdryburgh.net

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:51 Twitter?s infamous Fail Whale had passed away

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youtube.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:50 Google Krakow moving into 11th century castle

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twoguysrally.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:49 Travis Pastrana is doing backflips in his rally car.

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mliotta.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:48 Record Deal for Unknown Band or Entity

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donteatanybugs.net

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:47 entire website is posted upside down, the characters in the daily webcomic strip realize this and all the things are rcoming out of their pockets.

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digitalsomething.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:46 Tony Hawk coming to EA's Rival game Skate 2 as DLC

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js-kit.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:45 One word comments for blogs

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trackvia.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:44 TrackVia Announces Data Randomizer Feature

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advertisespace.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:43 Google Buys Twitter for $635

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weblogs.asp.net

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:43 The String or the Cat: A New .NET Framework Library

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istopover.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:42 Bailout SPECIAL - Lincoln Bedroom in The White House: $62

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mywebdownload.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:42 Download the web, all of it

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dreamdogsart.typepad.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:41 Obama adopts Clifford, the Big Red Dog

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facebook.com

Submited: 2009-04-01 15:41 We're Related app tells you that you're related to Barack Obama.