Mike Bloom is a Manhattanite and a podcaster for various shows on Rob Has a Podcast and Post Show Recaps, along with the long-running Survivor Historians podcast. He was voted "Most Likely to Be a Hufflepuff" by every person he's ever met. Mike also once tried to emulate a hip hop dancer in a Wendy's commercial. Twitter: @AMikeBloomType.

Ali Lasher is a “typical Jersey girl” pretending to fit in in the Midwest. She co-hosts the Reality TV RHAP Ups of the MTV shows you loved as pre-teen. Ali is a law student and, most notably, the writer of several other unfunny bios. Twitter: @lashtweets.