Talk about fulfilling your wildest dreams! 29-year-old Lena Barnard has ditched the boring sexual fantasies of her peers, and is now solely achieves arousal with the fantasy of getting fired from her full-time job and receiving a severance package, rather than having to quit the job she hates.

“I think about it all the time, and it always gets me a little horny,” Lena says. “The idea of getting let go and getting paid to recover from this horrible place just gets me so juiced up.”

Most days, Lena comes home stressed and burned out from her job in middle management at a consulting company. Then she pours a drink, lays down to relax, and thinks of her boss giving her a clear list of reasons why she needs to be let go. That’s when she begins to touch herself.

“And when I think about getting another job before my severance runs out,” Lena adds, “I come immediately.”

When asked if she will try to make her fantasy a reality, Lena wasn’t sure.

“Sometimes I wonder if I should just get it over with and throw a desk or something,” says Lena. “But I wonder if that will kind of take the fun out of it all.”

Whatever gets you off, girl! You’re an inspiration!