Sidekick Matt goes into full insta-kill mode. Sure, he’s poked mooks in the eyes before, but that is a full-fledged Jeet Kun Do finger gouge in panel 4, as demonstrated by Bruce Lee below.

Cyclopsifying the vampire is immediately followed by what appears to be the worlds coolest parkour/cowboy/tae kwon do combo maneuver that may have broken the vampire’s neck and spine. Yet, Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick still thinks that he’s going to lose this fight. Because losing an eye, neck and spine are only temporary, minor injuries to a vampire. Let’s see what tricks he has left to stay alive long enough for someone to come to the rescue with a spear.

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