Actually insulting people is so passé. Words can hurt people's feelings, and that isn't fun for anybody.

The key is to make up semi-insults that show someone is an inferior human being, like these Mets fans did all weekend as the Giants visited Citi Field:

Ewww, Hunter. EWWW.

To be fair, neither can I, and I live in New York.

I actually rewatched The Godfather 3 a few weeks ago on HBOGo just to see if it was as bad as I remembered or merely bad in comparison to the Godfather 1 and 2. It's as bad as I remembered.

Dude shuffling cards is hard and I'm starting to worry if you're insulting me instead of Hunter Pence what did I ever do

Anyway, this is a funny, funny gimmick. Much funnier than "________ LIKES NICKELBACK." And when you come up with something funny, you learn that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery:

BROS

FIRST OFF, DON'T SLANDER BATHS. THEY AREN'T PRACTICAL AND I DON'T TAKE THEM OFTEN, BUT THEY ARE COMFORTABLE AS ALL HELL

SECONDLY, SAYING SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE BACON ISN'T A MILD, HUMOROUS INSULT. IT IS AKIN TO SAYING SOMEONE IS A MURDERER, PONZI SCHEME FINACIER, AND/OR THE HEAD COACH OF THE EVIL TEAM THAT WINS IN THE MIGHTY DUCKS. DON'T TOSS THAT AROUND LIGHTLY.

Bros, just because somebody has a funny gag doesn't mean you have to copy it. Shame on you, bros. Shame on you.

Pence went 6-for-18 with six extra base hits -- two dingers, two triples, two doubles -- and seven RBI, so perhaps these mild insults merely fuel him.