The Going-Home-for-Thanksgiving Bingo Card

If you get five in a row, you probably grew up in a red state

Traveling back to one’s childhood home for Thanksgiving is a great opportunity to regress to teenage behavioral patterns, converse with relatives who hold wildly offensive political and social views, and realize just how much of a bubble you live in. (Or maybe they’re the ones living in a bubble. It’s unclear.)

In any case, we put together a bingo card to help make this stressful holiday a little more bearable. Instead of bottling up your rage over your aunt’s racist polemics, share your anger with this bingo card. If you get five in a row, you probably grew up in a red state.