THE RAY FOR A DAY PACKAGE

Ray will fly to your location, your school or bookstore or even your house, and hang out with you for the day. He'll do anything you want*, teach a penguin drawing class, tell inspirational knock knock jokes, play games, cook and clean, anything. You and Ray will pick a date and time that suits both of your schedules, and Ray will make the travel arrangements.

*However, there are a few exceptions. Ray no longer participates in bank heists, or anything illegal, and will only smooch people that he feels like smooching. So really, Ray will do anything you want, WITHIN REASON, which I know removes a little of the fun.

Includes 10 free copies of the book, and anything else cool we have lying around.

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