SU AU: Homeworld Inc. and the Basement Gems. Based on this post by @RadioactiveSupersonic.

I was debating whether to make Garnet two people or just one person. So I decided to go with two midgets on stilts and one of those grabber thingies that someone forgot in the basement.

Pearl has her trusty half-a-scissor-taped-to-a-broom-stick. And Amethyst has her Extension cord whip. And of course, Steven with the Trash Can Lid.