[M4F] [Tag Challenge] The Lucky Warfighting Admiral [Meta - 4th wall-busting] [Fairy Tale/Historical Legend] [Super Powers] [Swashbuckling] [Upside Down] [Cunnilingus] ["For the love of Jelly Beans!"] [Vanilla]

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Princess, It looks like we've cleared the coastal reefs, and your father's fleet.

Yes, that was a bracing escape. It helped that you were a willing victim.. and able too. And doable if I do say so myself. But I have to admit, my Princess, it was touch-and-go towards the end.

You've heard of the stories too then. That ambush the King of Siam set up in his temple in Ayutthaya with that squad of ninjas? I winged it the first couple of minutes, with a toothpick against those swords and throwing stars.. took a couple of them out too until I could call up my trusty flying kris...

Oh, for the love of jelly beans! I forgot about it! It's still pinning the harbor master to the tavern wall back at the port...

Turn back? No need to, my Princess, it's a flying kris.. I'll just mentally summon it here...

Jelly beans? Sweet candy treats from the Franks far north and west of Arabia and Maghreb. There's a jar under the chart table if you want a taste..

Indeed, Princess. Very tasty indeed. Worth the expense of carrying it back with me through two years of sea adventures..

Ahh.. there it is. Would you mind sidestepping right.. there! Welcome back, buddy.. nearly forgot all about you! Lucky the Princess here reminded me.. here, let me put you back into your scabbard.. there!

You ready, Princess? Now, hold on tight.. I'm about to kick up some speed!

Yeah, control of prevailing winds.. cool superpower, huh? That came in handy back when I prosecuted pirates for my liege Sultan with kris and bare-knuckles.. until I figured out I can just send wind gusts to rip sails off or overturn boats..

Whoa, Princess! Why the hug? Are you okay?

Ahhh.. well my Princess, sailing away from one's homeland always does that to people..

But fear not! You've got me!

Yes, my lovely Princess. We're eloping together like you wanted! We'll sail off to the east or west so far, the night skies will shine with different stars!

Uh huh.. master navigator too. Never got lost, except that time I needed to find the toilet in the Forbidden City in Peking. That was not fun.. that Yunnan chicken didn't sit well with me, my Mandarin's a bit rusty and that palace was easily a thousand times the size of your father's..

There, there Princess. Don't swoon so much! Umm, your hand under my shirt..

Yes, love. I've been keeping myself for you. It's been torture, months of.. ahhh! As you can tell... keep cupping those balls, filled with cum.. ready to spill at your command, my Queen.

Yes.. sounds good to your ears, huh love? You are my Queen.. my liege lady.

Me, your King? It sounds lovely, but I am but a warrior.. a fighting admiral.. a traveler at heart. Yes, a capable lover.. you've heard those stories too. Uh huh, and one Javanese princess up in Mount Ophir aching for my touch when all I did was give her a 40-hit kiss..

I can be your one and only, love.. but no kingship for me. And you will always be a queen. My queen..

Well, you're right. A queenship needs an anointment ceremony.. but out here in the ocean? You're down to your knees.. oohh! Pull that cock out..

Uh huh. That bit of gossip is true as well. The longest, thickest, most veiny shaft in the archipelago.. but it's not just the size, it's how you wield it! Heh heh heh..

Aww, heck my Queen.. you're making me hard just from you staring at it. Hold that cock.. yes, ahhh.. squeeze.. and again. Want that precum?

Will that serve as anointment fluid? Indeed, my good Lady.. I bow to your orders.

Scoot this way so I can stand straddling your face.. now suck my balls, umm.. ohh yeah, play your tongue all over them too.. do that while I smack your gorgeous royal face with this thick shaft..

I. Hereby. Declare. That. You. Are. Now. Queen. Of. All. Future. Lands. That. I. Your. Abject. Subject. Will. Surveil.

Open your mouth, my Queen.. wait, let me lay eyes on your face.. wow, abundantly anointed.

Keep it open.. aaahhhh! There you go.. receive more anointment as I thrust down your warm throat.. ahh.. I further declare that you shall have possession of my body, to do with it as you please. I shall carry your orders henceforth will all ability, or die trying.

Can I have an amen?

Oww! My Queen, with all respect, you say that after you take me out of that hawt, hungry mouth!

It's okay.. I'll treat your teeth marks as a badge of honor, my Lady, my love.

A face-fucking? Indeed my Queen, you look thirsty for cum. Lean back against that chart table.. open wide.. aahh!

Be a good Queen, and serve your subject. Yes my Lady.. you do serve well.. so well I'm already thrusting my length past those lips of yours..

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Oh hey, listener! I know, I know.. I'm ruining your high, but keep sucking that dildo or those three fingers as I break down the 4th wall for a bit, while still face-fucking you.

This is based off of a fairy tale of an admiral who made his name fighting pirates throughout Southeast Asia. He was a Malay mandarin, as in someone schooled and graduated under the Chinese education system circa the 1400's, and also reputed to have joined Zheng He's world-mapping fleet of 1421 to 1428.

In this story, he seduces a princess of a neighboring vassal state.. well, because he can. And in case you're wondering, this story's being heavily embellished for your sexual pleasure..

I gotta say one thing, you as this princess is one. Hoover-rific. Ball-busting. Cock sucker! Unf.. now back to the action.

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Aaahh.. ffffuuuuccckkk.. ahh!

Lemme pull out, my Lady. No.. no, no. Don't be disappointed! I want in too, but we're hours away from the nearest anchorage at our current best speed, so I need to stay here on station..

And.. I want to serve my Queen too.

How? Well, there's a position famously used by the courtesans of every court from Mombasa to Nippon, taught by the mighty Zheng He to the courts of Algiers and the Golden Serpent.. that's a year's sailing east from here, my Queen.

It's where we hug each other.. such that you face my cock, while I face your heavenly cunt.. and thus able to pleasurably taste each other.

Well, you could be the person standing, but as I am better at ship handling..

We'll switch to something less headache inducing, my good Lady.. but this one requires doing. Yeah, some dumb tag challenge..

Yes, my Queen. A stripping down is in order. By your command, shall I adjust course to allow shade from the sun using the sails? Excellent..

Look at you! Gorgeous, beautiful, stunning.. hair streaming in the breeze, fully aroused and so yummy I can taste you.

Of course my Queen. Lay on this chart table, and let me... ahhh, my cock in your mouth.. wrap your thighs under my armpits.. umm, your pussy smells divine.. ahh, mouth-wateringly tasty too..

And stand fully up.. aaaahhhh fuck yeah... ffffuuccckkkk... ummm...

[some bit of champion-level pussy eating]

My Queen, I'm cumming.. please do cum with me..

[more pussy-eating.. muffled orgasmic shouting]

Oh wow.... wow, wow, wow! I... I thank you, my Queen for your most excellent service to me, your humble servant.

What's that? Yes, my good Lady, I am still hard.. and slick and shiny from your skilled, heavenly lips and tongue.

Do you still want more of me, my Queen?

Indeed. I can tell your cunt is soaked, open and aching for my cock pulsing streams of cum inside it..

It would be my honor to pleasure you once again, and again and again.. climb me as you would a tree and... aaahhh, impale yourself on my cock thus.

[improv kissing and fucking.. lots of compliments, lose your mind. improv to cumming]

Ahhhh... aahhh.. fuck, that was amazing! Err, my Lady. Pardon this cur for his unseemly language.. permission to speak freely, my Queen?

Thank you. And thank you for loving me and letting us fuck each other's brains out.. if you wish, we could slow down for us to wash up.. though I recommend we spoon each other naked, warm wind caressing our cum-sticky bodies.. and make best speed for the Perhentian Islands.

No, we can sail through the night. I can navigate by the stars, though it'd be cold dinners for us both.. we can get fresh supplies at those islands, rest a bit, and be off again sometime past midnight, my Queen.