Pour us a glass of wine, because it's been a big week for both myself and the first 12 Married At First Sight participants.

In just a few short days six couples have taken an enormous step forward in their lives by tying the knot. Not to be outdone, I managed to successfully redirect some mail on the second try. We're all ADULTS.

While there is still more nuptialling to be done, for now it's time to get on ~our private jets~ Tiger Air and swan off to a luxurious honeymoon!

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Cathy & Josh

Honeymoon destination: Daylesford, Victoria

I'll start by expressing my discomfort at the fact these couples are finding ominous letters in strange places, like the fruit bowls in their hotel rooms. Where did these letters come from? Who put them there? Was it an intruder? Why hasn't anyone called the police?

Cathy and Josh, clearly not afraid of the possibility of an anthrax attack, rip open their letter with glee to find out they're being sent to Daylesford, Victoria for their honeymoon.

They arrive and have a spa date. Wanting more romance, Cathy brings out her secret weapon: "my raunchy bikini." Who even owns enough bikinis to be able to start categorising them?

Anyway, the raunchy bikini it is so cue the sexy music.

It works, and she and Josh have a pash in the spa.

"I have more secret weapons to show him tonight maybe," she tells the camera with a wink.

I hope it's something super tame like "I can play the flute" or "I can name all the elements in the periodic table."

Later on, they have a bath together and at this point I'm wondering if they got the cheapest honeymoon possible, or if they're just being thrifty. Why not just complete the set and have a shower next?

Hot date: Cathy and Josh style. (Getty Images/iStockphoto)

Things are going very well for Cathy and Josh.

"If he said 'I want to have sex' then I would be there," she says. "I think he's up for it."

Poppy & Luke

Honeymoon destination: Hunter Valley, New South Wales

Poppy is still devo about being away from her twin boys. She sobs as she talks to them on the phone, but reminds herself that she's doing this experiment to find a strong father figure for her kids. (And a husband. She's also doing it for a husband.)

Their honeymoon is perfectly... pleasant? They take a hot air balloon ride. It is pleasant. They go golfing together. It is pleasant.

Natasha & Mikey

Honeymoon destination: Snowy Mountains, New South Wales

Things are going well for Natasha and Mikey, but he's realised his new wife has a very detailed beauty regime that doesn't really match his own.

"Botox, fillers, nails, hair, waxing, laser, facials, massages, fat freezing, solarium, and every night when I go to bed I inject my melanotan," she tells him, while I quickly google 'what is melanotan and should I be doing it'.

"Teeth bleaching," she continues. The list goes on.

Mikey's worried that he and Natasha have nothing in common, but these are fake problems. They go skiing together together and Natasha is impressed with his skillz. When she tries skiing herself, he's happy to see she's giving it a good crack.

They have a cute cuddle and things look promising.

Is it wrong that I look at this romantic scene and all I can think is 'fire hazard'? (Nine)

Tash & Amanda

Honeymoon destination: Daydream Island, Whitsundays

The honeymoon period was over before the literal honeymoon began. We discover that Tash has changed her mind about Amanda. While the pair had a lot of chemistry at their wedding, the bartender no longer feels attracted to her wife.

At the Whitsundays, Amanda waits for Tash at the beach, who takes an hour to arrive and then wants to read her book instead of get to know Amanda. Amanda is pissed. She correctly suspects that Tash isn't into her anymore.

At dinner, they talk honestly and Amanda breaks down in tears and calls the situation "s----house."

Amanda decides she'll get another hotel room and promptly moves out. (Someone in Nine's finance department winces.)

They catch up for breakfast the following morning and Amanda asks if she can move back into the hotel room with Tash. Tash says no, which angers Amanda. Tash firmly tells Amanda that she doesn't want to do anything she's uncomfortable with. This is all going very badly.

Me when the Uber Eats driver forgets to bring my chippies. (Nine)

Vanessa & Chris

Honeymoon destination: Hervey Bay, Queensland

Vanessa and Chris wake up in separate beds, and they agree to take things slowly. They slowly try to build their relationship, with Chris working hard to earn Vanessa's trust.

He tells her he's attracted to her, which is exactly what she needed to hear. She makes the first move, and holds his hand. Progress!

There's a very brief shot of them kissing on a boat (more progress!).

Hayley & David

Honeymoon destination: Singapore

Self awareness isn't Hayley and David's problem. They know they've got massive personalities, so they're probably going to clash some time in the future. What they weren't aware of is that the future is NOW. It's here, and it's furious.

But first, Hayley tells David that she was a drug addict for eight to 10 years of her life. She explains that she's been rehabilitated for the last five years, thanks to her discovery of and passion for body building and training. He gives her a high five and thanks her for telling him.

Off camera, we learn that Hayley upset David later that night with a comment about his hourly wage. After David told his new wife that he earns $25 an hour driving trucks, she apparently told him, "Darl, your $25 dollar an hour wage isn't going to cut it for me." She explains to him that she doesn't want to live "pay cheque to pay cheque" after having to go without food during the height of her drug dependency.

They go to dinner and the Honesty Box is presented to them. Voice Over John reminds us that the Honesty Box is a way to force, no, encourage the various newlyweds into having uncomfortable and honest conversations.

(I do this too. Every date night, I give my boyfriend my own Honesty Box questions and all the cards say 'Am I pretty?'. Then I stare at him without blinking.)

This card says, "What, in your opinion, are the drawbacks of a capitalist society?" (Nine)

They end up fighting over the comment about David's income again, which I kind of thought we'd moved past, but no. They then fight over Hayley's occasional smoking and she storms off. David decides to stay in a new hotel room.

"I said GOOD DAY." (Nine)

(What's that? The sound of someone in Nine's finance department sobbing?)

Married At First Sight continues Sunday night at 7.00pm on Nine, followed straight after by Talking Married exclusively on 9Now. Catch up on the latest MAFS episodes on 9Now.