Greece Set to Default and Steal Germany's Money; PM Tsipras To Meet with Russian Putin to Beg Him For Financial Support, In Exchange, I'm Sure, for Military Alliance

Meanwhile, our very serious and informed media continues covering the shit out of Rachel Dolezal, and they'll have so much more to say when her sex tape drops (no, really).

The nation is just Amusing Ourselves to Death.

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