Corn ethanol/children's blood hybrid











He then somehow dismembers Laura Winslow into three separate pieces, but keeps her alive and places her in the kitchen cabinets. Carl Winslow is made into a human puppet that Stevil controls to further torment and taunt Urkel.



Perhaps the most terrifying visual, however, is what he does to the family matriarch, Harriet Winslow. She is beheaded, kept alive, and placed into a jack-in-the-box contraption that would have made the Jigsaw Killer from the 'Saw' movies nod in approval. Combine that with 1990's green screen technology and you get something that looks like this:





















Ready to jump the shark again, kids?





Urkel wakes up and realizes it was once again a terrible dream. He tries to tell Carl about his nightmares, but Carl tells him to grow up and leave him alone (which was basically how all of their conversations ended).



Urkel eventually attacks Stevil and rips him apart, only to have him come back together and attempt to choke him to death. As you most likely predicted, Urkel wakes up to discover that all this was a horrible nightmare...until the next time Stevil shows up. This time, he emerges from a toilet within the Winslow household.





You can probably see where this is going...







I was in the first two Die Hard movies; now it's come to this... Later, Carl finds a random box that has been delivered to his living room. Inside is a ventriloquist doll that looks exactly like him. Instead of being utterly shocked and terrified (and wondering who the heck the billing slip was), he promptly takes the creepy doll out of the box and begins playing with it.You can probably see where this is going...





Urkel tries to warn Carl that his soul will soon be burned in the fires of hell, but to no avail. Stevil busts down the front door, walks in, and gives life to the new ventriloquist puppet, which promptly decides to names himself.....'Carlsbad.' (You have no idea how much it hurt to write that).



Stevil and Carlsbad then demand that Carl and Urkel give over their souls. They also decide to have a dance off, because why not...











Stevil and Carlsbad then proceed to chase the terrified duo around the house and corner Carl. Just when it seems that Carl may escape, he realizes that Stevil has stolen Urkel's soul and inhabited his body. Stevil then shoots green CGI lightning at Carl and rips his soul from his eyes.







Just like all those people that saw you in 'Turner and Hooch'!





Carl wakes up to realize it was all a dream. He and Urkel realize that they have learned a couple of very valuable lessons: Carl should have listened to Urkel about his bad dreams, and the writers/producers of Family Matters loved watching little people dance.



Urkel tries to warn Carl that his soul will soon be burned in the fires of hell, but to no avail. Stevil busts down the front door, walks in, and gives life to the new ventriloquist puppet, which promptly decides to names himself.....'Carlsbad.' (You have no idea how much it hurt to write that).Stevil and Carlsbad then demand that Carl and Urkel give over their souls. They also decide to have a dance off, because why not...Stevil and Carlsbad then proceed to chase the terrified duo around the house and corner Carl. Just when it seems that Carl may escape, he realizes that Stevil has stolen Urkel's soul and inhabited his body. Stevil then shoots green CGI lightning at Carl and rips his soul from his eyes.