So, my SS trolled me pretty hard and I completely fell for it, and posted a thread about it much to my ever-so-public shame. (http://www.reddit.com/r/secretsanta/comments/eotnx/i_was_sent_a_trolling_letter_as_my_gift_am_i/)

After a lot haggling with my post office the real gift arrived!

For anyone that cannot read the letter, $500 (!!!!!!!) was donated in my name to The MLK Memorial charity (www.MLKmemorial.org).

Thank you so much Padrevic!