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Behind the scenes at the ERG....

00:00 - 00:03 Your letter has gone in

00:04 - 00:05 We are leading the charge

00:05 - 00:07 I'm saying we have a leadership challenge by lunch

00:08 - 00:12 Once she's gone

00:12 - 00:15 We'll pick a rando to lead us and everything will be fine

00:17 - 00:19 Everyone I've spoken to has sent a letter

00:19 - 00:21 This shouldn't be too tricky

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Fabricant

00:31 - 00:33 Fabricant hasn't sent a letter he supports the PM

00:34 - 00:36 The coup is not afoot

00:53 - 00:58 Can people who have actually sent a letter stay in the room

01:13 - 01:15 She's indestructible

01:15 - 01:17 Is she the bloody Duracell rabbit

01:18 - 01:23 Graham Brady I mean what the hell

01:25 - 01:28 Is he taking the piss

01:29 - 01:31 We're trying to leave the EU and we cant organise a new leader

01:31 - 01:34 And they say my suits are pin striped but they're not

01:34 - 01:37 Bunch of yahoos who probably don't even have a tailor

01:37 - 01:40 They buy they're suits off the rack

01:40 - 01:42 My Fuhrer if we can just get back to the point

01:42 - 01:46 This is the point

01:46 - 01:48 We will still leave the EU with no deal

01:48 - 01:52 Do you know how fucked we are going to be with no deal

01:53 - 01:54 I mean the whole country

01:56 - 01:57 Dominic says the Dover Calais border is actually quite important

01:57 - 02:00 No more Mars bars

02:00 - 02:03 It will be a national humiliation

02:04 - 02:08 and I will be the face of it

02:08 - 02:13 I had a quirky image as a charming English eccentric

02:14 - 02:16 And now I will be the destroyer of the country I love

02:17 - 02:21 Sometimes I wonder if we are the bad guys

02:27 - 02:29 Was this whole project a fantasy

02:30 - 02:34 I had nothing else to do

02:34 - 02:36 When you have money you need a purpose

02:41 - 02:42 They call me far right

02:43 - 02:47 I was just trying to cure the boredom

02:48 - 02:53 And now I've fucked the whole country

02:54 - 02:56 I wish I'd taken up Golf

02:56 - 02:59 I was trying to be Churchill but I think I might be Hitler

03:00 - 03:02 Why didn't the remainers warn us that this was a bad idea

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry the rich will be okay

03:14 - 03:16 We'll just have to double down and say we always wanted no deal

03:19 - 03:23 There's no turning back now

03:25 - 03:26 We can spin that it is all her fault

03:31 - 03:33 They won't blame us

03:40 - 03:46 Tell Gove to try and renegotiate

03:46 - 03:49 That will look like we're trying