What do you do when you can’t convince an NFL team to take you?

If your answer includes helping out a fellow out-of-work friend, then you might be Chad Johnson.

The former NFL receiver turned to his Twitter feed Saturday and Sunday to document his latest good deed. Taking a note from the Kardashians, he found a candidate who needed some help.

Then the adventure of Chad Johnson and PorkChop began. The man date twisted through beers, a clothing upgrade and, of course, a club. Johnson’s last tweet said he thought he could make the night a very special one for his new friend, which brings up a question. Who had a better chance of scoring? ‘PorkChop’ in the club, or Johnson on a football field anytime soon?