Professor NigzzzLets just pretend for a moment that your husband is real (he’s not though) and you actually did have an affair with him (can’t have an affair with something that doesn’t exist).There is a giant loop hole in your story you didn’t account for; That these guys would be left with the huge problem of trying to located you holes! Your mouth, being the only hole accessible without the help of industrial lifting equipment; would have been a no-go for them as they fared for their safety when you couldn’t distinguish between them and the cake you would be constantly stuffing down your gaping Maw. Now, lets just pretend that these (“totally real and not made up because you actually believe in 1950-70’s sexism”) guys did bring along a forklift, lifting straps and a hospital bed that could support every one involved’s weight, (none actually exist, but were pretending here) actually did manage to set everything up and remove all the fat and get to your Ass.Then there’s that common problem you whales face because water has been replaced in your diet by soda. Rather then shitting like normal people, the lack of water in your diet leaves the system to get built up and there’s allot of you to build up into. shortly after penetration, the room would be covered in shit. Leaving the house uninhabitable for weeks while a very miserable Hazmat team charged with cleaning this mess re-think their life choices.Not even a Troll goes through this much of an effort of making stupid shit up. You are well and truly a deluded Fat sack of shit that blames others for your own short comings.