"Half the name. Double the attitude."

After filming his last episodes this week, SBS reporter Andy Park is leaving his current gig at The Feed for a spot at the ABC’s 7.30. In this exciting little transition, his old colleagues have been wishing him well and his new ones are welcoming him into the fold. Anton Enus has posed for cute little photos at his news desk, others have been trading happy messages online, and his new boss Leigh Sales recorded a message for him.

Airing on The Feed last night, her short clip made fun little jibes about the rivalry between SBS and ABC and jokingly amped up her badass persona warning him about all the errands and chores he’d soon be running. Incidentally, those threats could have been way worse. The woman is renowned for publicly eviscerating the leaders of our nation; Abbott’s fate is already a warning to us all.

And while that’s all well and good, about half-way through, she got carried away. She let her ego get the better of her. She deigned to challenge the almighty power of Lee Lin.

“You thought it was tough working with Lee Lin? Try Leigh. Half the name; double the attitude.”

Double the attitude?

RIP Leigh. You’ve brought this madness onto us all.

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Update (from just minutes after posting this): THE RECKONING IS UPON US.