The title says it, really. There was no spoon accessory included in my gift. But does that matter? NO! Because OMG TOYS! I got two totally awesome Matrix action figures! One of Neo and the other of the famous Trinity Herself!!! Wait.. No offense but I thought Trinity was a guy? If you can't tell. I love the Matrix, and I love these new action figures which have now joined my collection of movie collectibles! Even better is that my Christmas gift to myself this year is my first house which I get the keys to on the 26th! I will have a great place to display these in it :)

Oh look... a CARD! Lets see here. "One of my favorite things about this time of year is the cute little elves." Says the cute giant polar bear in a Santa hat. Hmm. Where is this going. Opens Card "They taste like chicken". HAHAHA!

My secret Santa really understands my humor.

Wait a minute...

Chicken?...

Elves... Taste... Like... Chicken...

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"You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything."

OMG!!! A MATRIX CHRISTMAS CARD!!!

Thank you Secret Santa!!!