Last week, The Frontier published the names of all the people, both real and fake, that have volunteered to join Canadian County Sheriff Chris West’s secret police force that he’s calling a volunteer “Posse.”

If you remember correctly, the Posse was created to provide a “rapid response force” of citizens who could be called upon “in a minute notice” to protect Oklahoman’s from any threat, including the vagabond gangs of “anarchists, thugs and self-identified Marxists” that are plaguing the Oklahoma countryside.

The list of volunteers contains your typical mix group of quixotic folks who love firearms, have a background in law enforcement or the military, and spent too much time in shop class in high school. It’s an interesting list to look at, especially if you want to know who’s going to help guard the Liberal Detention Centers during the next Civil War.

Although the list of volunteers is an interesting thing to scroll through, we’ve actually gotten our hands-on something juicer – the “secret” test all volunteers must pass for admittance into the program!

Check it out:

Physical/Agility Test

Members of the Canadian County Posse are an elite force, which is why candidates must pass a rigorous physical and agility test. Candidates must meet the following criteria in order to join the posse: