Automakers jump through hoops to tease upcoming models or put eyes on just-released ones. General Motors, it appears, has chosen an altogether new avenue for its marketing efforts.

Yes, that image you see above is real. The Chevrolet Suburban will now join the likes of Christina Applegate*, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, and other celebrities we can’t think to name in receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. At least the star doesn’t mention the model’s upcoming rear suspension swap.

*TTAC means no disrespect to Ms. Applegate, who remains a national treasure.

The first vehicle to adorn the sidewalk along Hollywood Boulevard, the Chevrolet Suburban’s parents apparently felt it was eligible for the accolade after appearing in thousands of films and TV shows since its 1935 debut. The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce unveiled the Award of Excellence star on Thursday.

If you guessed that the next-generation Suburban’s reveal date is drawing near, you’re bang on. The big unveiling is just days away, and GM felt this effort would help highlight the model’s extremely long production history.

“For six decades the Chevrolet Suburban has been Hollywood’s longest-working actor,” said Rana Ghadban, president and CEO of the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, in a statement. “Appearing in classic feature films and on must-see television shows, the Suburban is a well-established industry mainstay. With the Chevrolet Tahoe also making an impact in movies and on television, it’s impressive to have both vehicles now join an illustrious group of actors and characters that are forever known as Hollywood legends.”

One wonders what Ghadban said in private about this latest star.

Still, it’s true that the Suburban commands on-screen attention in the same manner that it commands on-road respect. Audiences love body-on-frame construction and solid rear axles; just ask anyone.

Often seen performing security duty and decked out in “official black” in 99 percent of its movie roles, most on-screen Suburbans end up riddled with bullet holes from AK-47s and HK MP5s, usually while missing a front door (and with hood in flames) after an RPG hit. Chevy Suburban convoys are just itching for an alleyway ambush. TTAC’s own Matthew Guy knows this, donning appropriate attire while testing the 2018 Suburban RST:

According to GM, “Suburban has starred in more than 1,750 films and television series. It has appeared in at least one television series every year since 1956, and at least one film every year since 1960. Suburban has also appeared in more than 30 award-nominated films.”

Such film credits include the 1982 bomb Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann, which caused a New York Times reviewer to walk out after 55 minutes. Other more notable appearances took place after that.

This exercise in publicity, of course, aims to draw attention to the imminent reveal of the next-generation Suburban, which, like its full-size GM siblings, keeps its traditional body-on-frame architecture while moving to an independent rear suspension for greater ride quality. Stay tuned for the main attraction.

[Images: General Motors, Matthew Guy/TTAC]