If you unified the Kievan Rus’ but your son is rebelling against you, you are Vlad.

If you have been repeatedly removed from the throne of Wallachia, you are Vlad.

If you’re marked for death and hunted by the House of the Jhereg, you are Vlad.

If you’re waiting for Godot, you are Vlad.

If you’ve been sanctioned by the international community because of your aggressive military intervention in neighboring countries, you are Vlad.

