Top 5 Childish Gambino Lyrics About Thick Girls

Childish Gambino is a young name taking the rap game by storm, with last July’s mixtape “Royalty” garnering guest verses by everyone from Kendrick Lamar’s group mates Ab-Soul and Schoolboy Q to Wu-Tang rappers RZA and Ghostface, all the way to…Tina Fey. For those of you who may not be aware, Gambino takes a very Kanye-eque approach to women, (among other things) lauding women of..ahem..plus sized qualities. For men like myself who share his persuasion, Gambino’s consistent lyrics about his thick girls provide a bit of solidarity, bringing the love of girls with a little more to love back into the mainstream.

And without further ado, Childish’s Gambino’s top 5 lyrics about thick girls:

5.) “I need a thick chick though, so it’s black & yellow, black & yellow” - Freaks and Geeks

Gambino comes straight out with the kind of girls you’ll see in the back of his tour bus. Freaks and Geeks was one of the first “mainstream” Gambino tracks, and established the type of fan base that you’ll see at all of his live shows.

4.) “She looks like that Social Network chick, except for her ass is twice as thick man” -Lights Turned On

Hey look, more asian girls. I’m starting to sense a trend here. While the beautiful Brenda Song may already be a few pant sizes above where the tabloids think she should be, Gambino ups the ante, saying his girl is twice that thick, and that’s exactly what he wants.

3.) Thick Filipino chick, homemade bracelet. Her booty make her just a rapper, she ain’t gotta say shit" -Be Alone

This lyrics throws two throwbacks to other Gambino works. One to Freaks and Geeks, where he refers to as Filipino girls as the “black girls” of the Asians, and the second one back to his pre-Camp mixtapes “I Do Not Talk, I am Just a Rapper” 1 and 2. No explanation necessary, this one hits all the Gambino notes.

2.) “Yes your booty’s big as hers, say that to my white bitch, so she don’t get embarrassed” -Freaks and Geeks

Oh, look at Mr. Glover, being reasonable and showing some racial equality. As much as he talks about the black and yellow girls, he still has some time for some white girls with some quality assets. Ha. Ass-sets.

1.) “Tipsy Like some Jenga, shout out to my Topengas. Them thicky thick girls stay wrapped around my finger”- I Can Hear Your Feet (Sunrise)

Coming in at #1 is the shout out to the ultimate thick girl, Danielle Fishel, also known as Topanga Lawrence, the blonde bombshell from Boy Meets World that was the inspiration for at least 87% of wet dreams from the 1990’s until now.* Topanga was one of TV’s only inspiration for girls that were more than skin and bones in an era when being bigger was almost a death sentence in Hollywood.

*Source: My personal dream diary.

So there you have it. Childish Gambino loves thick girls. And so do I.