Lola: You're just jealous that I won that pageant 2 hours ago!



Judge: You lost that pageant! That was one year ago!



Lola: I have superpowers! When I was about to be presented with a 3rd-place trophy, I teleported and travelled to the future with a first-place trophy just before she could affect me! That's when I learned that I have superpowers! That I have!



Jury: We the jury, find Lola guilty! Mostly because she's insane.



Judge: Sentence, 15 days jail.