From OMSU & U: A New Student’s Guide, back cover

Campus Map

1. Civil Engineering Department

2. Uncivil Engineering Department

3. Administration Building

4. Permanent Multi-Cause Protest Encampment

5. Port-A-Potties

6. English Department

7. Palin School of Government

8. Underwater Basketweaving Pool

9. Job Placement Office, Starbucks

10. Cafeteria (Sneezeguards coming Fall 2013)

11. Medical Left

12. Medical Center

13. Medical Right

14. Psychology Department (or by drawing it there, am I just projecting?)

15. Physics Department

16. Entry Portal to the Secret Steam Tunnels

17. CLASSIFIED

18. Alchemy Department

19. The Library, or so I’m told

20. Day Care Center and Experimental Pre-School for Children With Limited Depth Perception

21. Unfenced Abandoned Gravel Pit

22. That Big Building With The Clock

23. Computer Science Department

24. School of Jocks

25. Fourth National Bank of Fluffton Auditorium

26. Student Union

27. Student Scabs

28. Mixology Department

28. Donor Name TBA Residence Hall

29-48. I’m honestly surprised you got this far

49. Waffletorium

50. Assorted Fraternities

51. Angry Townies

52. Assorted Sororities

53. Time Out Corner

54. Big Upside-Down T Steakhouse and School of Veterinary Medicine