Overall Observations

No one really cares that so much horrible stuff happens in Sunnydale with all the students dying and whatnot. That’s a little odd.

The theme song is my freaking jam. Duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh na naa naaaaaa

This show follows the Whedon maxim “Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke” exceedingly well.

Also, Buffy uses way too many kicks to be viable in a fight. Every other move is a kick which are really easy to see coming

Quite often, it seems that the door gets kicked in right as the danger is greatest. Classic TV

S1E08 – Moloch/Malcolm

And of course this random high school has a library with the rarest of books.

“Information is an entity” making me laugh hard.

Poor Willow – asks Xander to stay and he mocks her

REMEMBER KIDS BEWARE STRANGERS YOU MEET ONLINE

It sucks to have Willow like this.

JEEZ WILLOW RECOGNIZE HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO

Giles/CS Teacher I ship it.

Ok this suicide note scene is creepy as fuck

MOLOCH HAS BECOME SKYNET/HAL from 2001: A Space Odyssey

Oh jesus Fritz with the straight up chloroform to the face

Xander finally smacking a dude. Very nice.

S1E09 – Talent Show with the Dummy

Alright, Giles calling the principal the Fuhrer takes me back a few years

And another horrible murder. You think the police would start giving a shit.

“It could be me! But it’s not” – Never change Willow

Jeez Buffy use your freaking head and realize the dummy is bad news

WHY CAN THEY NOT REALIZE THE DUMMY IS BAD WHY WHY OH NO

And now they’re leaving the dummy with Xander. Of course.

WOAH TWIST WHAT THE FUCK. IS THE PRINCIPAL THE DEMON? APPARENTLY NOT.

IT’S THE MAGICIAN. WHAT THE FUCK. THAT WAS OUT OF LEFT FIELD

Lol Sid shanking the demon. And this ends on a gory note. Jesus. RIP in peace Sid.

S1E10 – Nightmares Become Reality

We need more Crossbows. In general. It’s been 2 eps since she used it.

These kids do not give a shit about hitting on their teachers. Are teachers that attractive in all of California?

And that anointed one fellow is a creepy little shit

Willow is like “I am a fan of Xander’s nightmare”

Damn Buffy’s dad is being a dick. Holy shit.

So Billy = Anointed one? With Billy being in a coma? I’m confused. Or maybe not.

WILLOW NO. NONONONONO this episode is horrifying.

Giles this speech is making me sad. Serious feels here. And now she’s a vampire. JUST TAKE A SHIT ON MY HAPPINESS WHEDON. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? GODDAMNIT.

Wow she’s gonna make him kill a dude. Congrats kid, here’s some PTSD.

And that last bit killed me. “Still attracted to her, huh” “I need help”

S1E11 – Invisible Unpopular Girl

And now her boyfriend gets smacked. DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT THESE STUDENT DEATHS

With the bat scene as Mitch gets hit, I was whispering “FINISH HIM” No shame.

Xander you ass with the May Queen stuff. Goddamnit.

Lol “No dead students…this week” and then the glorious distraction by Willow

WAIT A MINUTE. THIS SHOW = HARRY POTTER ONLY WITH A GENDER SWAP FOR HARRY and DRACO. HERMIONE = WILLOW RON=XANDER CORDELIA=MALFOY GILES=DUMBLEDORE ANGEL=??? – Holy shit I feel like a genius.

Man, now Buffy is having sadness about May Queen stuff. It’s good to see her develop like this.

ANGEL IS BACK ZOMGZOMG WHY. D’AWWW HE’S IN LOVE. BUT FOR REALS WHY NOW?

Yah I really want to kill Cordelia but at least she saved Mrs. Miller

Wow I feel for that girl. That is one of my greatest fears – ideas w/o anyone to talk to

Standard evil plot. Feels a little blasé. But the Buffy/Cordelia interactions are killing it.

Alright never mind this mutilation shit is fucked.

THEY LIED TO HER ABOUT ANGEL. Sadness 

THAT TEXTBOOK HOLY FUCK

S1E12 – FINALE

Aww poor Willow he’s practicing asking Buffy out with her and she really likes him…sadness. SERIOUSLY XANDER GODAMNIT MAN

OOH PROPHECY about something important – Buffy’s fate, it seems

And a joke from an unexpected place. The Master himself has a sense of humor it seems.

Damn Xander. You manned the fuck up right there. AND SHE SHUT YOU DOWN. XANDER ALL THE FEELS BUT DON’T BURN THIS BRIDGE. DON’T MENTION ANGEL please

And Jenny is back. I ship her with Giles so hard.

WHAT WILLOW WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS YOU LIKE XANDER A LOT WILLOW WHY

THIS PROPHECY IS NOT GOOD. END OF STORY

And now Buffy is trying to quit. That’s going to go well.

Xander you FUCKING OAF SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU

And a mass murder predictably will not get media attention.

FEELS FOR WILLOW SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

This dress is so symbolic. Holy fuck.

AND SHE PUNCHED GILES AND SHE LEFT AND SHE’S WITH THE ANOINTED ONE WHAT IS HAPPENING

Xander + Angel = EXCELLENT. Although the stunt with the crucifix was interesting.

Buffy’s gonna die so hard. AND NOW WILLOW IS SURROUNDED. NOOOOOO

BUFFY IS DEAD. WHAT THE FUCK oh wait nvm she good

That bite gave her mad powers and stuff and of course the tentacle thing grabbed them

And she FUCKED HIS DAY UP. YEAH BUFFY GOGOGO WIN

S2E01 – Buffy Returns. And is apparently an Asshole

Xander and Willow are being adorable right now. Xander is trying to be strong but he still LURVES her

KISS YOU TWO! GODDAMNIT VAMPIRES YOU RUINED THE MOMENT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

Alright, the master is definitely coming back…or something like that

Calengiles OTP I STILL SHIP IT

She’s kind of a dick right now. Definitely a bit of PTSD there

ANGEL IS BACK. Buffy, please don’t disregard one of the people who cares for your well-being

Aww Willow tried to cheer him up…FUCK YOU XANDER HAVE A HEART

WOW Buffy’s a real dick for real now. Fuck this shit.

I SWEAR TO GOD BUFFY I AM ANGRY.

BUFFY IS A HUGE BITCH RIGHT NOW AND I AM SO MAD

ACKBAR SAYS, “IT’S A TRAP” and Xander’s anger is justified

HOLY FUCK THIS TORTURE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Damn she is so much more of a murderer right now but she worked it out hooray!

S2E02 – The Bride of Frankenstein

Yeah, of course they’re going to fight right as the vampire emerges.

D’awww Giles is trying to get a date

I love this B Plot right now. SCIENCE BITCHES.

Damn this scene with Cordelia hiding is tense. BUT IT’S ANGEL HOW MYSTERIOUS

There are a lot of fucking murderers in this high school.

I bet Angel shows Cordelia affection to make Buffy angry. That’d be beautiful

GILES YOU CHOKED. IT’S ONE SHOT YOU GOT IT’S YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW and you blew it but Jenny fixed it hooray for true love

WOAH IT’S FOR HIS BROTHER THIS IS A TWIST. Of course it’s Cordelia

No real reactions – Giles has a cute date and this is a creepy episode.

WATCH THE GAS SPILL MATE

Frankenstein remains with his bride. How adorable

This scene with Willow and Xander is so sad…THEY NEED TO BE TOGETHER XANLOW OTP

S2E03 – Spike’s Introduction

This task is hilarious…and also crazily illegal

Lol Xander you DONE FUCKED UP

When a dude enters with metal music, bleached hair, and a cigarette, you know he’s bad news

And he’s Aussie…AND HIS NAME IS SPIKE. He’s a BADASS and has a creepy girlfriend

Yeah she needs to tell her mom this shit and then prove it to her so she UNDERSTANDS

Needs more crossbow! ALSO WHY WOULD YOU NOT CHASE SPIKE

And ANGEL IS MYSTERIOUS. AND SPIKE’S WEAKNESS IS THE GIRLFRIEND

Classic sort of conferences scene…nice gag with the lemonade

You’d think wood windows would stop vampires from jumping through.

MAYBE NOW HER MOM LEARNS HER SECRET (Post episode comment: OR NOT)

ALRIGHT SPIKE IS A FUCKING PSYCHO. Also lol PCP

Angel and he have a history! Oh good. I bet he sticks around too.

WOAH THE PRINCIPAL KNOWS THE TRUTH WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

And now Spike killed(?) the Anointed one? Holy shit.

S2E04 – Inca Mummy Girl

Time for a demon of the week episode…do want more Spike

But this human sacrifice stuff is kind of eerie and of course he broke the curse

XANDER I WILL END YOUR LIFE. YOU LOVE WILLOW NOW KISS! XANLOW SHIP IT OR DIE

WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT ALL THESE KIDS DYING

JESUS WHY DOES SHE NOT MATCH THE BROCHURE WHO THE FUCK CHECKS THIS STUFF

Ah the double entendres in the dialogue…classic Whedon

Awww poor Willow…sadness. SUDDENLY TWINKIES

Xander being a badass the one time he’s with another girl

I recognize this knife guy…where is he from? – Oh shit it’s Twilight. How embarrassing

Awww poor Willow…in an Eskimo outfit. XANDER I AM DISAPPOINT

The guitar guy has the hots for Willow. Dat ‘stache

At least she didn’t kill Xander. She was a kind hearted villain

OH GAWD SHE TORE HER FUCKING ARMS OUT

Now Xander is going to go to Willow and she’s gonna be with guitar dude hahahahaha

S2E05 – Frat Party!

Yeah Bollywood! Bollywood is pretty awesome, I must say.

Wearing robes is not conducive to chasing down sacrificial victims

Cordelia’s a junior? Dating Fratboys? Maybe she’s a senior.

ANGEL IS BACK. HE NEEDS TO BE IN EVERY EPISODE. WAIT WHAT THE FUCK SHE SHUT HIM DOWN HARD

Nicest frat house ever. Seriously that thing is sick. And they have hostages. Standard frat house.

I laughed at their ideas about frat parties…orgies all day apparently

SHE TOOK A DRINK FROM A STRANGER. MISTAKE

Oh poor Xander. Sucks to suck I guess.

This cult thing is pretty goddamned creepy.

TELL IT LIKE IT IS WILLOW. GET ‘EM. GET ‘EM GOOD.

ANGEL MAD. FUCK YES.

LOL ANGEL AND CORDELIA.

S2E06 – Cursed Costumes

LOL Angel’s and Cordelia’s interactions are hilarious. FIGHT FOR THE VAMPIRE

Damn Xander, don’t OVERREACT or anything

TIME FOR A HEIST MANEUVER – this distraction by Buffy is hilarious

Cordelia is the dating slayer – I laugh so hard at this show

And the costume shop guy is the baddie, praying to Janus(?)…MORE SPIKE REQUIRED PLEASE

Willow has been PEER PRESSURED INTO THIS…goddamn she bailed.

Alright some mystical shit is going to happen with the costumes. ALSO LATIN I KNOW THOSE WORDS

IT IS JANUS and has something to do with BLOOD. MY LATIN TEACHER WOULD BE PROUD

Ah, the classic transformation routine. And now we GET BUFFY/WILLOW ROLE REVERSAL

Wait Xander didn’t get his costume from Ethan’s. CONTINUITY FAILURE

THEY HAVE A HISTORY! GILES BACKSTORY COMMENCE – and he beat the shit out of him

DEVELOPMENT FOR WILLOW. SUCCESS. I predict a new blond boyfriend on the horizon

Ethan is still alive it seems. And Giles is THE RIPPER. Scary.

S2E07 – The Wannabes

Angel and Drusilla appear to be related(?)…I hope Angel’s show clears this up

And Buffy saw them…BIG MISTAKE ANGEL

A NEW GUY. Xander is thrilled right now. This dude will be trouble I guarantee it

I wish Buffy would just talk to Angel about it

HOW DOES SPIKE KNOW? THIS IS REALLY FUCKING WEIRD. OH HE’S PLOTTING HOORAY

Oh they want to be vampires…this will end well but WILLOW IS ON THE CASE

D’aww they’re patrolling together

Spike getting exasperated. Drusilla is a bit annoying

Woah Angel holy shit – you are a TERRIBLE PERSON

WHY CAN’T SHE STAY OUT OF THESE OBVIOUS TRAPS HOLY FUCK

Ah, he has the cancer…again with these sympathetically motivated villains

The road to killing Spike goes through Drusilla

Spike is locked in there now…DID HE ACTUALLY TURN FORD? He kept the promise it seems

S2E08 – Giles’ Dark and Sordid Past

More Giles episodes. This can only be a good thing. And the demon dissolved. Cool.

Damn that dream showed that Giles knew how to party

GILES ABOUT TO GET SOME OH YEAH

Hey the police! WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN FOR A SEASON AND CHANGE

So this crazy lady is doing murdery business on Giles’ buddies

God this show is great at building tension. ETHAN IS BACK!?!?!?!?!

Wow Giles recovers from hangovers really quickly

IT GOT JENNY WHAT A COINCIDENCE and now she is HORRIFYING

Damn drugs were way more hardcore back in the day

And of course Ethan turns on her…SUR-FUCKING-PRISE

No one kicked down the door on Ethan…very nice

ANGRY WILLOW BEST WILLOW

SURPRISE ANGEL INTERVENTION! Took it like a boss. Ethan got away though

NOOOOO CALENGILES IS TAKING ON WATER. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP

S2E09 – We Three Kings of Bounty Hunters

Every time there is a “Previously on” I get so hyped because SPIKE IS BACK

How does Buffy know she’s the Slayer? I want her LA backstory

Awww, Spike is trying to cure her…these villains with their slightly noble motives

I am OK with Angel being in every episode.

This career fair is really specialized. OH FUCK IT’S G-MEN. FBI agents, right? Oh wait compsci nvm

HEY BLONDE GUY! WILLOW/BLOND GUY SHIP IT RIP in pieces XANLOW

How fucking convenient that he is buried there

Relationship progression! Success! “I didn’t even notice” d’awwwww

DON’T HURT BLOND GUY (OZ?) HE AND WILLOW ARE FATED! WILLOZ OTP

Don’t mind me, just doing some casual breaking and entering and then going to sleep

Damn Angel, get FUCKING WREKT. HE IS THE KEY.

More casual B&E. It’s getting to be a theme

WAAAAIIIIITTTT A GODDAMNED SECOND. ANOTHER SLAYER. From a previous generation, I assume. BUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH another slayer

S2E10 – Slayers (Plural)

WAIT GET ANGEL OUT BEFORE YOU GO TO GILES I LOVE ANGEL

This accent on Kendra is odd. It’s like Irish and Spanish combined

NOW GO RESCUE ANGEL BEFORE HE DIES PLEASE. BUT YOU’RE TOO LATE YOU ASSHOLES

YEAH GO INTO THE BASEMENT WITH THE BUGS. FURTHER DOWN. HOW LOVELY

Angel’s like, “No don’t make me watch this”

This is an excellent opportunity for Buffy to leave the profession but she won’t of course

Hooray character development between Xander and Cordelia. Breakfast Club-esque

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAT KISSS DAFUCK

F yeah that cop has two guns. Double the guns for double the funs WAIT IT’S THREE

Damn Xander hitting on her hard…also lol to that reaction to the ritual by Xander

This show is probably a jackpot bondage fetishists – everyone always being tied up

Angel’s taunting is awesome

Classic duality of too focused vs. too emotional. Trope-y but enjoyable

Woah cross/knife. That’s pretty nice looking

HUGE FIGHT SCENE. THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

WILLOZ SCENE SHIP IT SO HARD d’awwwwwwww

CORZANDER I ship it indeed

S2E11 – Asimov Would Be Horrified

This opening scene is totally about Spike

Dat awkward walk in. Classic fear of every teenager.

Willow’s squeal about the computer stuff was goddamned adorable.

CALENGILES IS BACK! But it’s on the bottom of the ocean floor now…sadness

Hot damn he’s an abusive motherfucker

CLASSIC ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP. THE SIGNS ARE THERE but Ted moves really fast

JESUS WHAT A FUCKING CREEP

Apparently he’s dead. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK it’s too early in the episode for this

Shit. This is emotionally traumatizing given he was not a demon

OF COURSE THE PRINCIPAL IS GOING TO SHIT ON HER

Xander and Willow should totally plant fake evidence oh wait they don’t need to.

WHAT THE FUCK HE’S BACK. HOW DID HE DO THAT oh supernatural salesman totally

HOLY FUCK GILES WHAT A BADASS. HE TOTALLY GOT SHOT RIGHT THERE. CALENGILES FOR LIFE

Oh he’s a robot. Makes total sense. Also so much B&E in this show

UPPERCUT! FINISH HIM

S2E12 – Slaydown at the OK Corral

Her mother has had surprisingly little screen time, but that seems to be changing. Meh.

At least one had the good sense to run away

Man, Corzander hate each other but they have so much passion

“My egg is Jewish” – Willow killing it as usual

OMINOUS LOCATION SHOT CLOSE CAMERA PAN it’s…THE VILLAIN BUMBUMBUUUUMMMMMMM

Well, at least we know Spike and Drusilla won’t be popping out baby demons anytime soon.

This episode is kind of blah right now…

OK, it’s the health teacher. HE FEEDS

IT’S A FUCKING HEAD CRAB RUN YOU FOOLS

HOLY FUCK SHE DID THE MURDER THING BUT IT HAS WILLOW OH NO

Whenever someone says “It’s nothing” it’s actually something

Fighting side by side with (and against) vampires. I LOVE THIS EPISODE

Oh fuck it ate him. But Buffy killed it from the inside! Success!

S2E13 – Gypsies and Judges and Romance Oh My!

These dream sequences are quite surreal

And it’s her birthday, which means shit is going DOWN

Angel, “Shut up and kiss me.” It’s the best possible topic change

Awwww Willow YOU CAN DO IT. For real though, guitarists get all the girls. Damn Oz is really smooth.

Gasp! Spike reverses his roles with Drusilla. BUT THEY’RE BACK! THIS IS EXCITING!

Who is this mysterious person? WHAT CURSE? WHICH PEOPLE? ANGEL’S CURSE! HOORAY!

OH FUCK JENNY IS RELATED TO DRUSILLA! A GYPSY? GAHHHHH SO HYPE RIGHT NOW.

Oz knows things now. This is awesome!

Spooky spooky demon man you can’t kill him no one can. And armageddon too.

A convenient excuse to have Angel not in the show for a while. JENNY OF COURSE IS SUGGESTING IT THAT STRUMPET

D’awww this goodbye scene...sadness…AND HE WAS GOING TO PROFESS HIS LOVE FUCK YOU GUYS

Willow killing it with these jokes. What the hell is an “online kegger”?

It’s Hellboy! Or the Terminator. Or both. HELL TERMINATOR.

Of course…caught on recon. Of fucking course

I still love you Spike, even though you can’t really do anything other than be snide

Awww he finally said it! It’s so fucking adorable. Bad things in 3….2….1….yep. Also that’s statutory

S2E14 – Bring the Rain

And we start things off with a bang. Angel is full vampire now. Did getting some do this to him?

Jenny is watching Buffy…goddamnit your curse fucked up Angel really badly

Spike with his dry humor about Drusilla’s antics is hilarious

LOVE TRIANGLE DRUSANGEL v. SPIKILLA FIGHT TO THE DEATH

Yeah Buffy humanized Angel…good going. So the curse needs to go. Because he can’t be evil forever.

Damn Willow, “You’d rather be with someone you hate than be with me” GET WREKT XANDER

He’s fucking destroying her right now and it makes me sad

Willow and Xander being like this makes me sad too. OH FUCK ANGEL(US) IS HERE

And her emotions are fucked. This is not good at all. Awww the ring. Tears.

XANDER NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN. Oz – “(Speech from Drive)”

Jesus he bluffs like a motherfucker. Holy fuck XANDER IS A SOLDIER NOW SHIT YEAH and he’s going to get some. Dude is on a fucking roll right now. And Willow is too. Or maybe not. Oz is deeep mang.

Yeah, Calengiles is super fucked. What is the weapon right now? IT’S AN AT-4 Because fuck it seems cool. AND HE SURVIVED?!?!??!!? Nah nvm fucker got toasted.

I love that Oz just rolled with it and is going to war. <3 Oz

HURRY AND FUCKING STAKE HIM. Or kick him in the nuts. I hurt just watching that.

S2E15 – Dancing in the Moonlight

God Willow is adorable…seriously. The Corzander is taking on more water…but it seems to be fine, given the GROSS AMOUNTS OF HORMONES INVOLVED

Villain of the episode introduced! Hooray. I hope this ties in somehow

Damn that’s some mad harassment from that guy. BUFFY SMASH

Man, this episode is quite sexist. And this hunter guy is fucked in the head. It’s literally murder

OH GREAT. NOW ANGEL’S GOING TO DO THE MURDER TO HER TOO

When your girlfriend is gossiping to the person you like the most, you have a problem

Classic dilemma of kill it vs. capture and release

IT’S OZ. GODDAMNIT. OH SHIT. NONONONONO WILLOW RUN

Hah this Xander roleplay is killer. And Oz almost cracked right there

Xander, “I’ve made a huge mistake”. Oh, he’s gay isn’t he…jeez Xander. Nicely done.

And Buffy almost dies because of the mere mention of Angel’s name. The XANDUFFY HAS BEGUN TO CAST OFF. ALL ABOARD!

Awww Oz is chaining himself up. How noble. AND OF COURSE WILLOW IS HERE

NO HE’S GOING TO GET SHOT STOP BAD MAN STOP

Giles what a badass with the rifle. NOOOOOO DON’T SHOOT HIM oh good they got him.

HUZZAH. THE WILLOZ HAS COMPLETED ITS VOYAGE SUCCESSFULLY

S2E16 – Too Much Lovin’

Why are people always surprised when people rise from the dead? And does there have to be kung-fu before the inevitable staking. Also, an inordinate amount of episodes start this way (with a slaying)

CALENGILES is so storm-tossed it’s sad. Weeps for Jenny and Rupert

ANOTHER ANGEL SPIKE DRUSILLA EPISODE HOORAY THESE ARE THE BEST and that heart is disgusting

No high school band is that good. Seriously it’s unreal.

Angel is planning on killing 12 people. So still OOHHHHHH NOOOOOO

The Corzander is also beset by stormy seas. Will she dump him? Nope it’s a bribe. Oh I was right in the first place. RIP in pieces USS Corzander. Your watery grave will be a memoriam. Xander, big mistake.

He’s an absolute chick magnet. The walk was hilarious…and those are pull doors he tried to block

Damn Xander. Giles doesn’t even want to give you the time of day right now.

Oh god Willow has an axe. Shit’s getting real. And Bufyy is now going into danger. IN OZ WE TRUST

And ANGEL AND DRUSILLA ARE NOW IN THE MIX. SHIT’S GETTING REAL.

Hah! Cordelia isn’t even mad about it because it’s about her.

Just in the nick of time. Hooray. I love you Oz. Always chill as a motherfucker. Haha Great Roofie Spirit

S2E17 – Fuck Whedon

MORE CONTINUITY THIS IS EXCITING.

Why is Buffy dancing with Xander? Oh flashback? Nvm. HOW THE FUCK DO THEY NOT NOTICE ANGEL

She needs a room with no fucking windows. Jesus.

Also, nice lampshading that they use the library as headquarters.

Aww, Calengiles back on course? Kind of? Ish?

He went after Willow. IT IS ON MOTHERFUCKER. IT IS SO ON.

Drusilla and animals scare me. She’s horrifying. And Angel is still a prick. Who is being sought? Oh.

Jenny doing SCIENCE on that ancient shit. Somehow I don’t think it’s going to work.

FUCK ANGEL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. NONONONONONONO.

At least she can keep him out now. But her mom knows they had sex. Acceptable trade.

Jenny’s gonna die now. This camera angle is too close and yep there he is.

And now the orb is shattered. Ruh roh raggy. RUN JENNY RUN

no

Ah, Willow giving the brush off to Giles. Nicely done.

GILES NO OH GOD HE’S GOING TO FIND HER PLEASE GILES NO NONONO DON’T GO UP

OH SHIT WARPATH TIME.

And now he’s at the grave ;_; oh tears. And Willow…taking over…being strong ;_;

S2E18 – Fucking Eyeball Demons

Shit sick Buffy is a shitty fighter. WHERE’S XANDER WITH THE BACKSTAB NVM THERE WE GO

Hospital trauma – jeez such tragedy too. Buffy can’t catch a break

Creepy children – must be a Whedon thing…also DEMON OF THE WEEK I SEE YOU

I wasn’t near the computer when I watched this one, but it was pretty standard. A bit dubious on the medical part, and JESUS FUCK THAT DEMON WAS HORRIFYING. THOSE FUCKING EYESTALKS UGGHHH.

S2E19 – Snakes on a Plate

Yeah dude, I think Buffy may have done you a favor by not getting involved

Interesting jump cut…AND HE’S GOT A GUN WHAT THE FUCK. Nice disarm though. Haha “Go OJ”

Alright, ghostly possession is occurring. Demon of the week do fix so we can advance main plot please

Giles is clouded by his love for Jenny. This isn’t normal and the gang realizes it. Good.

WILLOW ABOUT TO FIND MAGIC. HURRAH! Also Buffy is going a little too hard on this dude

Jeez that’s a lot of snakes. At least there’s an official response. THE CONSPIRACY IS BIG.

Ouch. Spike is helpless right now. Angelus is a fricking weirdo.

Plague level: Biblical.

Buffy & Angel parallel so hard to the ghost right now. But neither of them have died yet.

This scene is so fucking tense. OH I GET IT NOW I LIKE THIS PLOT. BUT Angel is still affected by her (nvm it’s the ghost), which is odd. Can vampires die to bullets?

But Angel is still alive. BUFFY DON’T DO IT. Oh good exorcism complete MAIN PLOT PLEASE

ANGEL GETTING A SOUL BACK? HE DOES NOT LIKE. SPIKE WALKING IT’S FUCKING ON

S2E20 – Free Willy

Woah waterboarding people at a swim party…a little hardcore. Time for someone to die horribly

THIS IS SO MUCH FILLER RIGHT NOW UGGGGHHH JUST FIGHT ALREADY.

WHY IS THE PRINCIPAL DOING THIS TO WILLOW? WHERE IS THE REPLACEMENT TEACHER?

Buffy has a new bf? This is…interesting. WE NEED MAIN PLOT RIGHT NOW

Holy fuck this victim blaming has been taken to a new level. WHEDON SAYS FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

“The cafeteria is closed” “Not to me” – Watch out we got a badass over here

Ah, Willow interrogating this guy is hilarious.

NOW ANGEL IS HERE but he can’t tolerate chlorine apparently (coming back – roids it is)

Wow this steroids plot came out of nowhere

Woah did the roids do this to him? HOOOOLLLYYYYY FUCK.

That escalated quickly. Holy shit. WHAT THE FUCK “OTHER NEEDS” FUCK THE PATRIARCHY INDEED

It’s like Free Willy! Only with FUCKING MONSTERS

S2E21 – Finale Part One

FINALE MOTHERFUCKERS. AND WE GET A THING IN ANGEL’S PAST COOL and his hair looks hilarious

Yep…turned for a pretty face. Sounds about like Angel.

I am consistently surprised at how people fail to notice vampires or people in general even when they’re not trying to hide. Maybe it’s just because they don’t expect another person to be there

Yeah that box is bad news. Demon incoming! Also OZ IS BACK HOORAY

Drusill ‘bout to get TURNT. Damn he fucked with her head good.

SPIKE IS FAKING HIS DISABILITY. Plotting to kill Angel/Drusilla/both?

GAH FIND THE FLOPPY DISK. HOORAY THEY FOUND IT

But, would you want to curse him again though? Really?

The inevitable split in the team. I did not expect Xander v. Giles though.

KENDRA IS BACK. GET HYPE. SHIT IS GOING DOWN

“The demon wakes up, wackiness ensues” Never change Spike. Rewatched this line 3+ times

Another sword…one in the demon, one with the slayers. I predict FENCING.

Angel was sent to follow Buffy? That’s when he fell in lurve. Who is this mustachioed mofo? Who does he represent? WHERE IS HE NOW? Angel still creeping btw. Wait the demon gave him this assignment?

Mr. Pointy the murder stake. TO WAR WE GO

Mispronouncing those Latin V’s GILES HOW DARE YOU

OOH KENDRA vs. DRUSILLA FIGHT KENDRA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

S2E22 – Finale Part Two

Of course she was framed. It just had to get worse. Also, police definitely can’t shoot a fleeing suspect

The theme is so incongruous right now. ROCK AND ROLL AND sadness

OH MY GOD WILLOW. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

shit is fucked. Willow please live. Everything is going to be okay right?

Don’t torture Giles please. That’s not ok. BUFFY IS BEING FRAMED NOW NONO

WHAT SPIKE SAVED HER. HE WANTS TO HELP. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!

Welp, Spike isn’t the idealist it seems. Also, he’s a Brit. I thought he was Aussie?

Please wake up Willow ;_; this is the worst day ever. HE WOKE HER UP WITH THE POWER OF LOVE

Giles, stay strong. STAY STRONG FOR THE ROCK BAND Slayer (and the Vampires)

Spike + Joyce is the best comedy. Excellent pairing. “Have you tried not being a slayer” “Oh sure”

Oh she left. Well, that’s great for parental relations right there

Fuck yeah. The resolve face is awesome. I’ve seen it

Why would Angel not just use Drusilla in the first place given his sway? Oh torture that’s right.

THE PRINCIPAL IS A BAD GUY? Or just self interested? The principal doesn’t make expulsion decisions

WAIT THE MAYOR IS A BAD GUY? OH HELP I’M CONFUSED

NO SHE’S IMPERSONATING JENNY YOU BITCH STOP THE BULLSHIT DON’T GO FOR HIT

Damn, she was really macking Giles hard.

Oh shit. Curse works, soul restored, but Buffy has to close the portal and kill Angel. Oh dear

Jesus how did Xander punch with that arm?

OH FUCK HE PULLED IT OUT. SWORD FIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS. CALLED IT.

Willow nononononono please don’t die.

MORE SWORD FIGHT. Spike runs…obviously coming back.

IT WORKED! SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO KILL ANGEL!!!!!! <3 Willow

Hey, maybe stab the demon again before you decide to get all smooch

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. YOU JUST KISS HIM WHILE THE DEMON IS BREATHING IN. FUCK THIS BULLSHIT BUFFY IS STRONGER THAN THAT.

OH SHIT. SHE STABBED HIM. WHATWHATWHATWHAT HOLY SHIT THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK

SHE DOESN’T KNOW. ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS CUT HIM A LITTLE OHONONONONNONONNOWHY

And she’s run off. Will she ever finish her diploma?