Get in, loser — we're going shopping.

To prepare for the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls this week, we scoped out all the goodies Etsy has to offer for your fetch lifestyle.

From jewelry to cross-stitch to your very own version of the infamous Burn Book, these grool items are perfect for every Plastic, prep, jock or greatest person you'll ever meet.

Just imagine how much better wearing pink on Wednesdays will be with a pair of Damien earrings that are almost too cute to function.