Lately I’ve been noticing a trend in the new items at Taco Bell. At first I couldn’t figure out what it is, but, having the eating habits of a child who refuses to put anything healthy into his system, I liked what I was seeing. I mean seriously, a burrito with nacho cheese, chips and such, how was I not going to love that. Then, when I saw a promotion for an upcoming product, I figured out what this trend was. This new product was a Taco Supreme that uses a giant Dorito’s Nacho Cheese chip as the taco shell, called the Doritos Locos Taco. It was with that revelation that I figured out that the fine people (and I mean that with no irony or sarcasm) at Taco Bell were making food specifically for me. They were obviously tailing me and stealing my food dreams to and selling them to the general public.

Travis “Where I come from, every meal is fourth meal” Kennedy