Welcome back to The Trails Legacy!

Ophelia: Yeah yeah. Last time I gave birth to Paisley and Quinn and Leona and Kristine ran away. So what?

Isn’t Luna super pissed about that?

Ophelia: My mom? The evil one who put all of her hope in Kristine? Never…

Luna are you alright?

Luna: Me? Alright? Do you even have to ask?

Well I kind of had to ask once I caught you with a shovel and a deep hole in the ground…

Luna: Shh… You didn’t see anything.

But-

Luna: Shhhhh…

Well anyway…

We’ve hit the boring toddler skilling period.

Ophelia: Well according to history and studies this is necessary for my children.

Yeah. But it’s boring!

Ophelia: So why don’t you just kind of touch on the subject instead of focusing on it?

That’s kind of hard when your focus is teaching her kids and her husband is at work.

Ophelia: True.

But the longer they stick around the cuter they are…

Ophelia: Of course! They’re Trails! It’s in their blood.

By the way I dyed your hair back to its natural color…

Ophelia: IN MY SLEEP?!

Hey maybe we won’t have any more plum headed babies.

Ophelia: Well my mom seems to love her the way she is.

I didn’t say it was a bad thing. It just kind of messes up the genetics of your family which now branches out to seven generations. Shouldn’t you-

Ophelia: Hmph! I know that! I’m a genius.

So do you have a favorite yet?

Ophelia: Hey! Studies show that it’s harmful to play favorites with your kids!

But do you?

Ophelia: …

I know Luna is playing favorites.

Ophelia: Why do you say that?

Well first of all she steals candy from Quinn. Haven’t you noticed?

Luna: Hey Ophelia!

Ophelia: Who is a cute little baby? You are! You are!

I’m going to say you haven’t noticed.

Ophelia: It’s hard to watch over two kids while your husband is at work! I have to have my mom help out…

Sure.

Ophelia: We’re doing the best we can.

I’ll believe you for now. This toddler skilling is getting boring though…

Ophelia: Me?! Boring?!

Yeah. I’d rather watch Luna play in leaves.

Ophelia: We’ll see about boring. Hmph.

Are you… crying?

Ophelia: No! This is how I save money watering the plants!

Even you know that was a lame explanation. How are you and Harold?

Ophelia: We’re good. So good.

Who was watching the kids?!

Ophelia: They’re done skilling now. It’s fine!

Ophelia: By the way I’m pregnant again!

But the twins aren’t even children yet!

Ophelia: They’re basically kids since they know their skills.

That’s not really how it works.

By the way Luna got a grandma makeover.

Luna: Do I really have to dress like an old fart too?

Ophelia: But your looks says classy old fart.

Yes, classy. You have this to look forward to Ophelia!

Ophelia: No! I don’t want to be old!

Don’t worry.

You’re far from it.

Ophelia: You’re right. I’m weeks and weeks away.

I always forget you actually have time perception.

Ophelia: Then you should know that I know that it’s the twins’ birthday!

Yay celebration!

Ophelia: Nobody cares about the cake shots! Show the birthday profiles!

Name: Paisley Trails

Traits: Neurotic, Hates the Outdoors, and Rebellious.

Favorites: Country Music, Veggie Burger, and Hot Pink.

Well she definitely got Harold’s nose.

Ophelia: My beautiful little baby girl is a rebel?!

Oh man just wait until her teenage years Ophelia.

Name: Quinn Trails

Traits: Slob, Light Sleeper, and Daredevil.

Favorites: R&B, Tofu Dog, and White.

Wow! Reminds me of when Elijah was a kid for some reason.

Ophelia: My llamas… a rebellious daughter and a daredevil son. What have I gotten myself into?

Say hello to the terrible two!

Quinn: Scissors! That beats paper!

Paisley: No fair! Haven’t you won like five times already?

Quinn: You’re just jealous of my mad rock paper scissors skills. Now let’s go play blocks!

Paisley: I’m tired of living in this swamp dump. Everyone looks the same except for our family!

Quinn: I heard about a city named Bridgeport. They have tons of other cool vampires like us! And all of the people there drive really fast cars.

Paisley: Really? How can we convince mom and dad to let us move there?

Quinn: Don’t worry sis. I got this one in the bag!

I think these guys are the best siblings since the sass squad.

Ophelia: Hey! What about my unborn child?!

I don’t know! We haven’t met it yet.

Ophelia: I think that’s going to change soon! The baby is coming!

Luna: Really Ophelia? During sushi night? At the dinner table?

She can’t help it Luna!

Ophelia: It’s a boy!

Thanks a bunch you show off genius!

Name: Ranger Trails

Traits: Clumsy, Loner

Favorites: Indie, Vegetarian Chili, and Orange.

Was Harold rebirthed as a human?

Ophelia: Shut up overseer!

Did I forget to mention it was the terrible two’s first day of school?

Ophelia: I almost forgot!

Quinn: Hey dad!

Harold: How was school?

Quinn: Uhmm… ask Paisley.

Paisley: Uhm… a little busy here Quinn!

Paisley: But school was awful! We had to sit in a different section because the other kids were scared of us!

Quinn: Yeah! They should know at this point I’d rather eat a tofu dog than drink their blood!

Harold: Hmm… kids are harsh these days. Let’s go to the biggest vampire town in the world!

Ophelia: And where would that be kiddos?

Terrible Two: Next stop… Bridgeport!

Ophelia: Thanks for reading!