Okay first of all, after perusing the gift gallery prior to receiving my gift, I was half expecting to be receiving the "How to Archer" book or a DVD of a season. Nothing against those types of gifts, but it seems that is the majority of gifts being sent for this exchange.

I couldn't have been more wrong.

My gifter (the incredible Emptyay) sent an unbelievable box with an ISIS new employee "care package"! The gifts were very well thought out (and funny). Each item will help me the the transition of becoming a new ISIS agent.

The items included: 1. An ISIS welcome letter laying out some inside tips for the office. 2. A copy of Bartleby, The Scrivener (http://youtu.be/8BMsDJrjZHY) 3. 2 Burt Reynolds movies (including Gator!) 4 Fake mustaches (see #3) 5. Danger tape for making my very own Danger Zone 6. Dolphin puppet (F#*k your dolphin, Pam!) 7. A plush ocelot (I've never seen an ocelot!) 8. An ant farm (http://youtu.be/8KAVZEiIjk8) 9. A framed copy of Pam's back tattoo 10. A pocket watch (it saved Cyril once) 11. ISIS drinking glass (have to say - this actually arrived broken - I think those damn KGB agents invaded the USPS)

The amount of thought that Emptyay put into this gift exchange is mind-blowing. Whoever is reading this description this far, you'd be lucky to get Emptyay in any future exchanges.

http://youtu.be/ID7ZbADXYXM

-bergermeister