Persona 4: Izanemesis (feat. Tenacious IT)

To celebrate Persona 4: The Golden turning one year old today (US release), I’ve decided to do another P4 song parody to commemorate the occasion.

Something of a tweaked and spruced up version of this old kink meme fill: http://badbadbathhouse.livejournal.com/1655.html?thread=11046775#t11046775

Inspired by this pic from Kata-Chan: http://k009.tumblr.com

And of course, by that one Tenacious D song. No, not that one, or that one. YES! That one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOBKxUT9Da4

So it’s not totally my fault that this thing exists. Except it kind of is.

Anyway…

Izanami: I AM REVEALED!!!

IT: FUUUUUUUuuuuUUUUUCK!!!

Izanami: Yes you are fucked!

Shit out of luck!

Now I’m revealed and my fog you will suck!

This world will go blind,

And you’re first in line!

You all sought the truth and now you shall all die!

Yu: WAIIIIIIIT! WAIIIT! You motherfogger!

We challenge you to a rock off!!!

IT: Give us one chance to rock your socks off…

Izanami: FUCK! FOG! FUUUUUuuuCK!!!

The divine laws prevent me,

From declining a rock off challenge!

What.are.your.terms?!

What’s the ca-ha-haaatch?

Yu: If we win-!

Yosuke: Uh-huh!

Yu: -You must take your bony ass back to hell…

Rise: And also you will have to lift the fog…

Izanami: And what if I win?

Yu: Then you can take Ted back to hell…

Teddie: What?!

Yukiko: Trust him Ted, it’s the only hhwway!

Teddie: What’re you guys talking about? Sensei!

Yu: …to be your little beeytch!

Izanami: Fine! Let the rock off BEGIN!

MWAHAHAHA!!!

I’m a goddess, I am flawless!

Check this riff it’s fucking tasty!

I’m a goddess I can do what I want!

Whatever I’ve got, I’m gonna flaunt!

There’s never been a rock-off I’ve ever lost!

I can’t wait to have Ted’ as my slave,

He’ll come eat me out everyday,

Rim jobs and lawn tonguings for E-TER-NI-TAAAAY!!!

Chie: NOOOOOOOO!!!

C'mon Ted’, let’s bring the blizzard!

Teddie: there’s just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece! She rocks too hard because she’s the mother of this land…

Kanji: God damnit, Ted’! She gonna make you her eunuch, you gonna munch on zombie rug-!

Teddie: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Kanji: -Unless we bust a massive shadow mama-jam!

Teddie: Guys, We’ve been through so much shit.

Naoto: My doppelgänger tried to give me a dick!

IT: Now it’s time to blow this fogger down!

Yosuke: C'mon Ted, now it’s time to blow doors down!

Teddie: I hear you Yosuke, now it’s time to blow doors down!

Rise: LIGHT UP THE STAGE ‘CAUSE IT’S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN!

Yukiko: We’ll bend her over then we’ll take it up brown town!

IT: NOW WE’VE GOT TO BLOW THIS MOTHER DOWN!!!

Chie: She’s gonna rape Ted, if we do not blow doors down!

Yu: C'mon guys 'cause it’s time to blow doors down

Teddie: Oh, we’ll piledrive you, it’s time for the smackdown!

IT: Hey gender bender,

Izanemesis!

We know your weakness,

Mysterious Food X!

We rock the casbah,

And blow your mind!

We will defeat you for all mankind!

You hold the mirror,

We hold the beads!

You deal in falsehoods,

It’s Truth We Seek!

Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!



Truth’s What We Seek!

Izanami: You guys are fuckin’ lame. Come on Ted’, you’re coming with me.

Izanami: Taste my lightning, fuckers!

Yu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Izanami: Oh! Fuck!

My fuckin’ ex!

Oh no!

Yu: With this sweet blade,

You are now slain,

So that the truth,

Can shine again!

Izanami: No!

Fuck you, Ted, and fuck you, Yu!

Children of Man…FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!