"The juxtaposition of shrek and condoms is truly inspired."

- The Daily Tale

"I don't like short poems. So why am I reviewing a haiku, you may wonder? Well, I liked the title - 'Shrek'. It went down hill from there."

- Enid Kibbler

"Amazing how so few words can set a scene so perfectly. I close my eyes and all I can see is the depressing nighttime."

- Hit the Spoof

"I felt that I was a shrek. It was spooky. I hope to read more by Aaron. Perhaps next time, something longer."

- Zob Gloop

"I've always wanted to write a haiku about a shrek. I can't belive Aaron has beaten me to it."

- Betty Borison

"Depressing nighttime is a popular first line for a haiku. It's incredible how much diversity can be achieved with those final lines."

- Chris Critic, otherwise known as Cristic