It takes a lot to shock Cosmo staffers. But yesterday we came across something online that elicited Oh my Gods and No effing ways around the office. It's a line of necklaces. But not just any necklaces. These pendants are miniature sculptures of vulvas.

An artist on etsy.com (a site for buying and selling homemade goods) is offering "vulva portrait pendants." You send her photos, a description, and $23, and you get a hand-sculpted image of your lady-parts to wear around your neck. (If you don't want to send in photos, you can opt for a generic Gina.)

Um WTF?!?! We're all for vulva pride, but come on...do you really want your boyfriend's buddies and the cable guy and your boss to know what you're working with down there?

Scroll down for an image of these accessories. Warning: This picture is not safe for work.

What do you think of these vadge necklaces? Would you ever wear one?

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