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Freckled Jesus Edit

Marco is also known as Freckled Jesus, because he has cute lil freckles and is obviously Jesus. At least, that's what the Fandom(TM) believes. CLEARLY HES JESUS I MEAN HIS FRECKLES GIVE OFF LIGHT SHARDS THAT CAN BE USED FOR POWER AGAINST THE DARK LORD, he's just a baby.

HE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE :(

HE IS MARRIED TO JEAN

Freckled Jesus died for your sins

CAN I GET AN AMEN HALLELUJAH?

half-son, which is basically the other half of marco

^That pun tho (Ima go kill mahself now)

Personality Edit

not dead, that's for fucking sure

Really sweet and caring. Is Really a smol bean but sadly is taken by Jean, the prophet horse.

Sadly, though, today he's only half the man he used to be .

Relationships Edit

"Our lord, our saviour, Freckled Jesus".

Jean Kirschtein - Marco and Jean were dating probably. Like seriously there was so much homoerotic subtext between them.

Armin Arlert - I try to imagine that they are good friends so that my eremin (bc ereri is gross u pervs) Jeanmarco double date fanart will work and survey corpse convinced me great show check it out on youtube

Jesus (Bible Jesus/non-freckled) - Jesus Christ is his younger cousin and his kouhai.

Eren Yeager- Before Marco left to his heavenly resting with his dad the G.O.D. he told Eren to watch over him in the living.

Trivia '' Edit

He is the only character from the 104th Trainees Squad Top 10 Soldiers that is that tall and NOT a titan.

On a scale of 1 to 10 on how gay he is he is a 69 (not sorry)

FUN FACT: After the battle of Trost he encountered a problem that made him half the man he used to be. (why is that funny)

the man he used to be. (why is that funny) He is actually immortal and definitely not dead (this is what Jean tells himself but he's PROBABLY DEAD SHHHHHH)

Kidding, he is definitely a titan.

Jean and him are very close

Jean always tell Marco (when making love) "Who's the horse now :) "

His name is Marco Bodt, not Bott, you shitheads.

Marco Bodt DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE

Marco Bodt will never hesitate to meet you halfway. Metaphorically and sexually. (But only if you're Jean)

His freckles grant wishes, but they can only be fulfilled if you truly wish what you say, and only if you lick them after you say it. This is a good advantage in bed that Jean likes to use.

Freckled Jesus faked his death for your sins. Yes, faked his death. So? You're fake as fuck too.

When Marco died that didn't stop Jean from having sex with him but now he only enjoys it half as much.

To summon Freckled Jesus, you must sacrifice three horses and draw マルコ・ボット in their blood. With three friends, slowly whisper "Freckles, Freckles, Freckles, Freckles," louder and louder until you are screaming. Then take 42 of Prophet Jean's eyelashes and sprinkle them onto the horse blood. Finally, sing the AoT (SnK) theme songs and Freckled Jesus will appear, unless you suck.

There was a real-life architect in the 18th century named Jean de Bodt, have fun with that shipping fuel.

WHOEVER EDITS THESE SHOULD DIE , NOT INCLUDING ME << or meee! ;)~. << or meh •3• but i should lol (I shouldn't die tho) I make Marco jokes <or me i tried to make this article less fujoshi-ish (seme and uke? seriously?)

Is just a baby

even if i added apostrophes to two words? ; - ; << no I think that's okay :> <u good fam

I added the last part of FJP soooo I think I'm good right?

I LUV JESUS AND FRECKLES I GOT A PEN. I GOT A FRECKLE. HMMMM FRECKLE PEN

I GOT A PEN. I GOT JESUS. HMMMM JESUS PEN

FRECKLE PEN. JESUS PEN. HMMMM FRECKLE JESUS PEN

FRECKLED JESUS IS MY SON HE IS NOT DEAD

Why do you guys like pens, are you Yuri from DDLC? <yes bow we're all yuri (negl she's pretty hot)