An Educated Man lyrics

You know what I like about you jack?

You’re an educated man

Yes, an educated man

Seems to always have a plan

An educated man stood

where others often fled

He keeps his family in check

And does his dealings with the dead

So I wish you luck, Jack

You broke an arm––

I meant a leg

Like mr Grady

Who broke his while falling down the steps

An educated man, I trust,

Would be more aware

You’ve always been the caretaker here,

So take care

You don’t shine

No, you barely got a shimmer

On top of that, you’re lacking in managerial timber

But I can’t let you go, no

we’re snowed in for the winter

So I’ll stay inside your brain

until your psyche starts to splinter

You came here for reasons

That you recently don’t remember

I’ll keep playing you like a puppet

Thinking you’re getting your life together

Well, The king is back!

Drinks are on the house

So hail caesar!

got a bodycount

kingsman playing freebird

the grinch, your the grouch

your an ebenezer

No shame in no shine

Your a non believer

Who couldn’t quite make it as a prep school teacher

out in colorado catching cabin fever

monsters out of men

Your my upcoming creature

You need to stop

You don’t need to think

I know you too well–

You could kill for a drink

Can’t turn to your doc and wendy

They’re leaving you empty

I’m feeding you plenty

I’m keeping you nice and safe–

Right?

You want to make good on your play–

Right?

Make a book about the overlook

And Get all the money and acclaim–

Right?

get a grip on that roque mallet

You can’t let him be in room 217

Give Danny his medicine

you can’t let him breathe

Make sure it stings

Like a wasp on his palm

Defending his castle

But meaning him harm

The venom that seeps in,

Transferred to blood

From the bug to a package of meak skin

Behold, the birth of a demon

Begins

To take hold

On the curious,

furious

Your inffected

as that sting goes on unattended

in so much hurt,

So disrespected

That pain don’t fade with a little excedrin

No one’s here for you,

Not even your bredrin’

So open u your heart and let me set in

Do you know the difference

Between a king and a pawn,

One is the one who’s running things

And the other is you

Doing your job.

Caretaker,

Take care of your wife and son

So the party can keep going

We’ll just be flowing on

With that red rum,

Red as is comes

For child abusing,

Alcoholic

Son of a gun

You want that red rum,

Red rum,

That

Red

Rum

(Red rum)

I know you wanted to taste it

(Red rum)

The clock is ticking,

Don’t let them waste it

(Red rum)

First Danny, then George Hatfield

(Red rum)

Can you imagine how good that would feel?

(Red rum)

One martini fresh off the wagon

(Red rum)

Kill some Martians,

Then chase some dragons

(Red rum)

I know you wanted to taste it

(Red rum)

The clock is ticking,

Don’t let them waste the red rum

We’re talking about a man whose burnt every bridge he ever built

Bit every hand that tried to feed him

And won’t be missed when he is killed

His wife stabbed him in the back

But not before he

Came back like Voorhees

And pretty much started a war

He could never win

Won’t step one foot in a 4 season’s

So run little jack

Runt of the pack

Cut from the cloth of his dad

Get drunk and attack

You had a chance to escape

But you didn’t take it

Heard you talking to Grady,

I know your racist

You’re one of us now

you can take your places

Take that roque mallet

and bash your face in

It’s a pity your stupidity

Meant that

Everything burned

The lesson I learned:

To face facts

even at your darkest,

there was still a flicker

But know matter your you do,

you’ll still be a dog kicker

and even in the end

You still came out pretentious

Your not worth the trouble you caused

Should’ve fed you to my hedges

Educated man

Educated man

Educated man

Educated

Educated