The Delphian School in western Oregon markets itself as a "real-world Hogwarts," but it's actually a real-world Scientology school, for grades K-12. The education is based around L. Ron Hubbard's educational beliefs, which includes the idea that all words (even "the" and "it") are grossly misunderstood. As a result, the school tries to teach students in an allegedly more concrete way. For example, they're often asked to build things out of clay to illustrate concepts. Also, facial hair is banned. And it costs $42,000 a year.