So.

Imagine my surprise when I come home from work one day and there is a... something... waiting for me in my living room. "What the fuck is that?" I wonder aloud, and my roommate says "I don't know, but it's for you."

I walk up to it, and it's... leaking. It's a giant styrofoam container, and it's leaking something that looks like... blood? No... it's Kool Aid. or something like that. Something must have shattered inside on the way over. OK, no big deal.

(The pictures tell the rest of the story...)