A major solar storm hit the earth, yes, on 9/11, creating auroras. To see one, it's advised you get away from light pollution. You'd have a better shot catching a solar flare in your hand ... A 23-year old man dropped dead in a sperm bank in China after masturbating once too often. Meantime, since the one-child rule is still in effect for most couples there, who the hell is buying all that sperm? No, they can't be exporting that in economy sizes to Costco too, can they?