Panz a make her dance

Panz a make her dance

All these chicks poppin' cookies

I'm just poppin' panz

Panz a make her dance

Panz a make her dance

These chicks cookin

And they usin panz

That was Juicy J. I was singing it while I was unboxing.

My Secret Santa (writing SS feels strange as a Jew) wrote me a few days ago, asking for advice on what to get me. I happily obliged him, because I had put that in my tagline, and I'm hard to shop for on a good day.

I told him I was looking to get a carbon steel pan. I'm an amateur chef, and my kitchen is too small for me to get a cast-iron pan. Carbon steel is thin, conducts heat well, and is light and cheap.

The next day, he said my items(!) were shipping. I was really excited! Plural items is the best thing I've ever heard. I love things, and multiples of things more so. So I waited with baited breath.

After a brief post-office conundrum, I stumbled home with a giant box that was still incredibly light. I opened it up, and within were two carbon steel pans!

One was a small non-stick pan, with high sides. The other was a freakin' wok! A full sized one, at that! I'm over the moon! These two pieces of cookware are incredibly nice, and I really appreciate all the effort that went into buying these pans. I will use them for years to come, if not decades.

In your note, Secret Santa, you mentioned that you don't know much about cooking. You're in luck, then. Your gifts are perfect. IF you are ever in my city, let me know, and I will be happy to cook you a meal using the pans that you've purchased for me. It'd be my pleasure.

Once again, thank you.