Description

Using one hand, and pinching the tip of the Monkey dong, you will release over 3.5 ounces of lab-grade pee. This contains both urea, uric acid, and smell. The Monkey dongs elastic belt can fit up to a 54″ waist and has the ability to be reused over and over again. With synthetic urine so clean not even your doctor can tell the difference we ask you to compare prices online and see why the Monkey dong schools the rest! contains the correct uric acid, ph, color, foam & scent

What Makes The Monkey Dong Superior!

The Monkey Dong is the highest quality strap-on urinating device on the market and it won’t break your budget. Playing naughty in the bedroom or pulling a prank is not just about “clean pee” it’s also about temperature, Ph, foam, urine color, dick color, silent valve & leak proof. The Monkey Dong has taken all these vital aspects into consideration not to mention the price is ½ what you pay for the other urination devices out there cost.

Features

Correct uric acid

Correct liquid color

Correct amount of foaming

Correct ph

Correct specific gravity

Realistic prosthetic penis

Correct skin tones

Internal silent squeeze valve that can be operated with only one hand

External safety valve to prevent premature discharge

Made with medical grade materials

No vinyl smell

Belts are made with high quality woven elastic (fit up to a 52” waist)

Temperature strips have large easily read numbers

Heat pads are specially made to run at body temperature (not hand warmers that overheat)

Heat pads are self-adhesive (not rubber bands)

Provide the best customer service

800 number on the box

Same day shipping

Discrete shipping

Secure shopping

Credit card fraud protection

Privacy protection

Fair price! (usually 1/2 the price of other devices)

What Makes Your Synthetic Urine Superior

Ours is the best synthetic urine available. We have the most complete formula. It has all the chemicals that real urine has, except for DNA. Our competitor’s urine is mostly only water, cretin and coloring. We do not use biocides to keep it fresh. Ours is sterilized so, when it is exposed to the atmosphere, it will grow bacteria, just like real urine does. This is particularly important if the sample is sent on to a lab – the lab will expect it to have grown some bacteria over the several days it takes to get to them.

Correct uric acid

Correct color

Correct amount of foaming

Correct ph..

Correct scent

This product is to be used in accordance with all local state and federal laws and is not to be used for lawful administered drug tests.

BOX CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING

1- MONKEY DONG STRAP ON URINATION DEVICE (you select the color)

4- ORGANIC HEAT PACKS (8 HOUR LIFE)

1- VIAL OF DEHYDRTAED SYNTHETIC URINE (contains urea and uric acid

1- REFILL SYRINGE

1- COMPLETE INSTRUCTIONS