CINCINNATI — Mike Trout ruined the American League All-Star team photo on Tuesday. And in something of an upset, he did it with a simple turn of the head and not by scaring all the pitchers off the risers.

C’mon, Mike Trout. What’s on Manny Machado’s neck that’s so important you couldn’t sit still for three seconds? Literally everyone else in the photo is looking in the right direction, and most of them are even smiling. There’s always one guy. It just so happens that in this case, the one guy is That One Guy, the greatest baseball player in the whole darn world.

Perhaps Trout, a noted weather enthusiast, was too distracted by Cincinnati’s bizarre meteorological conditions on Tuesday to bother looking at the camera. Some things you just don’t want to miss, like Mike Trout playing baseball or a really badass low-pressure system.