Farzan’s 4-star review: For those who aren't familiar, Survive DC was a race/chase competition through the streets of DC. It had well over 1100 participants this year! Basically the rules are: each player needs to find seven checkpoints scattered throughout the city; each 1 mile away from the last. Players need to reach the checkpoints, in order, while they avoid being caught by designated chasers wearing orange ribbons. Once a player becomes captured by a chaser they will become a chaser themselves! In other words, the most epic game of tag ever. Here's a short clip to give you an idea: http://bit.ly/bIQD5r So, yours truly signed up to be a chaser this year since there's more fun instilling fear into people than trying to actually win something. The whole event rocked, and would have scored an easy 5 stars if it weren't for... well, I'll let the pictures explain it for me: What I was hoping would happen: I'm going to No dont "tag" you! do that! ahahaha \ / O O O O / \O/ /|\ /|\ \O/ /|\ / | | /\ /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ -------------------------------------------------- Spectators Farzan Player Victim Here I come!!! ohh Farzan you're so fast! \ / O O O O// O// /|\ /|\ \O/ /|\ --------- | ---- | /\ /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ -------------------------------------------------- OH Farzan! You're so fast and strong. GOTCHA. I knew you would catch me! \ / O O O O// \O/ /|\ /|\ \O/ /|\ ------------------- | | /\ /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ -------------------------------------------------- YAY FARZAN! / Wow, amazing tag! / / I knew he would get her! / / / \O/\O/ O/ O O | | \O/ /| /|\ /|\ /\ /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ -------------------------------------------------- What actually happened: I'm going to "tag" that girl running! Here I come!!! \ O O O O// O// /|\ /|\ \O/ /|\ ------- | ---- | /\ /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ -------------------------------------------------- GOTCHA. \ WHAT THE FUCK?! \ WHY DID YOU JUST OH MY GOD. TOUCH ME??!?! You're not playing / the game? IM SO SOR- / \ FUCK YOU YOU PERV. \ AND FUCK YO HEAD! ? ? ? \ / O O O O// \O/ /|\ /|\ \O/ /|\ -------------- | | /\ /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ -------------------------------------------------- I SAID FUCK YO HEAD! ! ! ! ouch! / O O O /O\ \\O *pushes my head really hard* /|\ /|\ \O/ /|\ | | /\ /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ -------------------------------------------------- What the hell did he just do? / Probably tried to get off a cheap thrill. Perv. / / mommy, why does he have brown skin? / / / It's called terrorism, honey. / / / / O O / O /O\ /|\ /|\ \O/ /|\ | /\ /\ /\ /\ / \ ------------------------------------------------ I can't believe that bitch actually pushed my head. I said I was sorry.