I couldn't not do this.༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Praise Helix for bringing upon us the mighty phophet that is aaabaaajss! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つFor those of you that have been living under a rock lately;this is aaabaaajss, aka Bird Jesus, the pidgeot that was caught and raised by Twitch Plays Pokemon. Which is the streaming site twitch playing pokemon by putting the buttons they wanna press at the same time. Everyone at once. This chaos caused poor Red to keep checking his Helix fossil while in battle, as if he kept consulting it for advice. So it became dubbed their God, with aaabaaajss being the phrophet. Since the name kinda sounds like "a bird Jesus".