Want to make your family hate you? Whip out this little gem at your next Family Fun Night:

How exactly do you win, when the founder of the religion won by dying? Does “the last shall be first and the first shall be last” mean that the victor is the last to cross the finish line? Obviously there can be no Monopoly style rent, since usury is prohibited by the Bible.

Via Scotteriology and Christian Nightmares.