Tijuana has consumed me, and I have consumed her. To this day, I continue my love relationship with this bizarre misconstrued city, discovering new dives, restaurants, breweries, street tacos, and more. Accompany me as I narrate my last decade living in Tijuana, not only as a tour guide showing people from around the world the wonders of Zona Norte (the red light district), but as a writer for a local magazine, music festival organizer, dealing with la policía, crazy roommates, lovers, gayness, being a mini-pimp translator, drugs, and beer drinker.



All stories are true.

The price of the book reflects Tijuana’s area code, 664.

