What?! A Final Fantasy 8 strip?! That never happens!

Poor Martine… all he has left in this world is the Ifrit card he got from General Caraway (who got it from Squall, but whatever) and you take it away from him.

Seriously, this dude used to be the headmaster of a massive military training facility and now he spends all his time spacing out near the FH mayor’s house.

YO YO YO KAMI JUST WALKED IN TO MY SOUND BOOTH!

Kami, type something.

Hey guys, glad to finally meet you all. Been following the strips and the live streams for a while and I know you enjoy it as much as I do.

So go Alex, go Corpse Run.

YO YO YO THAT WAS KAMI CHECKING IN!

As it turns out, I’m typing this post up in my little audio booth and a counselors are walking by… I wonder who will be the next one to poke their head in? WHO WILL IT BE?

IT’S DAN YO! HERE’S A MESSAGE FROM DAN:

This guy, Alex, yo. He’s the man, yo. Don’t y’all agree, yo? I mean, totally, yo. You know what, Alex? F…..

AND THAT WAS A MESSAGE FROM DAN!

Guess what? MATT JUST WALKED IN! HERE’S SOME LOVELY WORDS FROM MATT:

There’s a hole in my shoe and there’s no inner souls, empty, empty shoes. Love love love love

AAAAAAND THAT WAS MATT!

Ok, the gym is totally empty now, so I guess there are will be no more guest appearances. One quick note concerning the campers: there’s a kid here named Phoenix… and I am hoping beyond hope he becomes a lawyer.