You’ve got your black t-shirt, combat boots (DMs, obviously), and your “vintage” army jacket which the shop conveniently had 8 of in your size and 8 in everybody else’s size.

Sounds like you’re on your way to being a professional anarchist.

President Trump, who promised to create jobs has a new one for you: “Professional anarchist”.

True to his word, he has seemingly created hundreds of thousands of new positions.

The Women’s marches in the US for example had so many newly appointed professional anarchists.

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All on his first full day in office. Top work.

Anarchistic protests against the US used to be a job abroad, but Trump has managed to deliver on this campaign promise. Bring professional anarchist jobs back to America.

Make anarchism great again!