This is one of those videos where you see the headline, and you’re like, “I’ll probably enjoy this on a Monday morning since my brain is functioning at the pace of a snail hit with a tranquilizer.”

But then you watch it…

WATCH: Hippos devouring entire watermelons in one bite is just incredible… and quite possibly #snackgoals? Posted by Good Morning America on Friday, April 29, 2016

…and you’re just completely blown away. I have now seen this video at least eight times and I still laugh when their huge hippo mouths crunch down on the fruit and watermelon guts dribble down their chins.

Also: Did everyone else know how incredibly strong and potentially frightening these animals are? I had this naive few of hippos as gentle, lumbering giants — probably due to this:

But a quick Google search of “hippos aggressive” returned this information:

These is even a special sub-section of the hippopotamus Wikipedia entry devoted to aggression:

Which, if you click, reveals this:

“‘Yawning’ serves as a threat display. When fighting, male hippos use their incisors to block each other’s attacks and their large canines to inflict injuries. When hippos become over-populated or a habitat is reduced, bulls sometimes attempt infanticide, but this behaviour is not common under normal conditions. Incidents of hippo cannibalism have been documented, but this is believed to be the behaviour of distressed or sick hippos.”

HIPPO CANIBALISM! I have learned so much today and it’s not even 9 a.m., all thanks to this mesmerizing viral video. I feel like one of the brothers from that ’90s PBS show Kratts Creatures.

And with that, I will let you leave this very weird rabbit hole down which I have found myself.