Think before throwing out a suggestion to your Tinder match. Namely, think about your many defects, and ask yourself if it’s worth subjecting anyone to them. Use a hand mirror to catch another glimpse of your bald spot. How long has it been since your last relationship? Reflect on your ex’s recent attack of you on social media, apropos of nothing, and speculate on defects you’re not even aware of. But don’t mope. Channel it all towards an affirmative goal: quelling romantic hope so you can focus on mold. For every black patch you scrub away, several more seem to grow. Sometimes, you could swear, they call out to you.