NERD 1: Thanks to our software update, Westin here can answer any question a student asks him. He's like Siri on steroids. But smarter. And actually kind of useful.

SCIENCE: So not at all like Siri?



NERD 2: No, but he has one drawback. He answers every question with unmitigated truth.

SCIENCE: That seems like an odd bug.



NERD 1: Hey, who knows how these things work sometimes?

WESTIN: Good programmers who didn't end up at their backup school.



