THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

The Taco Bell line has not moved in 20 minutes and there is no way out. I am trapped. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

Yo @tacobell something's wrong at yr West Des Moines store. Been trapped in the drive thru for 30 minutes. People who can move are bailing. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

.@tacobell and the people who try to go inside aren't coming back out. What the fuck? — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

.@tacobell This ain't fast food. I could have gone to a steakhouse and been eating by now. Not cool. No escape from this drive thru. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

.@tacobell there are literally a dozen cars stuck in this drive thru that can't leave unless everyone decides to back out around a curve. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

What's the fuckin hold up — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

This is bullshit. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

.@tacobell an employee just fucking left. how the fuck? — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

starting a kickstarter to hire a team of mercenaries to save @hollinger from @tacobell — Neil (@armchairlb) June 6, 2015

I know the guy that runs the @tacobell account is a hero, so he needs to step up — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

45+ minutes. Kill me. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

.@tacobell hey yo I'm gonna have to go back to the bar and get drunk again before I can eat this. assuming I ever get near food. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

There's no way out! One lane drive thru. https://t.co/Qw3bFVDtoj — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

A CAR MOVED. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

A few people have walked out with food now. https://t.co/1QoJRLZTxO — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

.@tacobell a drunk man is trying to organize everyone backing out. People coming from inside are warning that it's not worth it. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

.@tacobell I'm told there are currently two employees working at this extremely busy location tonight. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

2 employees. One walked out 20 minutes ago. Apparently this is just gross incompetence? — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

Thank you all for your support. — Dave Undertaker (@hollinger) June 6, 2015

UNTIL FINALLY:

Hopefully our hero will find the late-night food he seeks. Also, hopefully this never, ever, ever happens to me. I would have to abandon my car and leave on foot.

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