From Dvorak - A Blank-Card Game

"You are educated stupid and can't compute a Time Cube." Disinterested science versus delusional paranoia - all terminology, card titles and quotations are taken from timecube.com.

Special rules

Corners

At the start of the game, each player takes one Corner from the deck and puts it into play under their control. If a player only has one Corner in play, that Corner cannot be destroyed or otherwise taken from them. If a player ever controls more than four Corners, excess Corners are immediately destroyed.

Corner Actions

Some Actions have one or more 'Corner Numbers', shown in the top right corners of the cards - they can only be played by a player who controls one of the specified numbers of Corners. (For example, Cubic Power is an action that can be played by a player with two, three or four Corners, but not by a player with one.)



Card list

Time Cube Thing Time Cube empowers wisdom above all gods and educators. One-Cornered players may not play the Time Cube. Any player who has four Corners wins the game. Card by Kevan

1 $1,000 to One Disproving the Time Cube $1,000 to One Disproving the Time Cube Action You may play another Action this turn. If you destroy the Time Cube or force it from the hand of a four-Cornered player, with that Action, you win the game. Card by Kevan

Corner Thing "It is imperative that that you know what you don't know, but what you know, will not allow you to know what you don't know." Card by Kevan

Corner Thing "-1 x -1 = +1 is stupid and evil." Card by Kevan

Corner Thing "Beliefs equate pornography, for they coexist on the web." Card by Kevan

Corner Thing "Humans are educated stupid because they are really dumb and cannot even comprehend the Time Cube creation code when it is explained to them." Card by Kevan

Corner Thing "You have a 4-corner head - with only a 1-corner face." Card by Kevan

Corner Thing "4 is the supreme number of the universe." Card by Kevan

Corner Thing "Bring forth your god - and I will chase him off the Earth." Card by Kevan

Corner Thing "1 Day Earth = 1 Leg Horse." Card by Kevan

1 Pedantic Mind Control Pedantic Mind Control Action Look at an Opponent's hand. Give them X cards from your hand, and force them to discard X cards of your choice. Card by Kevan

3/4 All Clock Faces Are Wrong All Clock Faces Are Wrong Action No infinite days within 96 hours. Take another turn after this one. Card by Kevan

4 The Power Above God The Power Above God Action I represent a Power that transcends power of God. Destroy any number of Things. Card by Kevan

I Am The Wisest Human Of All Action The player with most cards in their hand may draw three cards. Card by Kevan

1/2 Teaching Doom Teaching Doom Action Every one-Cornered Opponent must discard a card at random. Card by Kevan

Indoctrination Stupidity Action Each player discards down to X cards, where X is the number of Corners they have. Card by Kevan

2/3/4 Four-Corner Metamorphosis Four-Corner Metamorphosis Action Without metamorphosis - no adults. Give control of any Corner to any player. Card by Kevan

2/3/4 Theory to End All Theories Theory to End All Theories Action Search the draw pile for a card; reveal it to all players and put it into your hand. Then discard a card at random. Card by Kevan

1/2 Obscurantism Prevails Obscurantism Prevails Action Academia is Big Brother's Ministry of Obscurantism. Each player destroys a Corner they control. Card by Kevan

2/3/4 I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists I Am Wiser Than All Gods and Scientists Action ...for I have squared the circle and cubed Earth's sphere. Draw as many cards as you have Corners. Card by Kevan

Word Enslaves Human Mind Action Shackles and whips are obsolete. Everyone discards a card, then draws one. Card by Kevan

2/3/4 I Am Personified Pyramid I Am Personified Pyramid Action ...but with only a 1-corner perspective during a 4-corner rotation. Draw four cards, and discard three of them. Card by Kevan

God Lets Little Children Starve Action The player with fewest cards in their hand must discard their hand. Card by Kevan

1 Academia Word Bomb Academia Word Bomb Action Each player discards X cards, where X is the number of Corners they have. Card by Kevan

2/3/4 Cubic Power Cubic Power Action Every multi-Cornered player draws a card. Card by Kevan

2/3/4 Family Cube is Creation Body Family Cube is Creation Body Action Baby, child, parent, grandparent. Every player reveals their hand; all Corners are put into play. Card by Kevan

3/4 Cowards Fear the Time Cube Cowards Fear the Time Cube Action If the Time Cube is in play, or you choose to reveal it from your hand, all single-Cornered players must discard their hands in confusion and terror. Card by Kevan

Stupid and Evil People Call Me Crazy Action Draw four cards and reveal them to a chosen Opponent - he or she picks one of them to go into your hand, and the rest are discarded. Card by Kevan

Educated Stupid Action Destroy any number of Corners you control. Card by Kevan

Evil Cubeless Singularity Thing At the start of each player's turn, that player destroys a Corner they control. When each player is one-Cornered, the Singularity collapses into the discard pile. Card by Kevan

Evil Word Pedants Thing Whenever a Corner is played, its controller must discard a card. Card by Kevan

Human Blockhead Androids Thing Destroy Human Blockhead Androids at any time, to negate completely the effects of any Action which has a Corner Number (including 1). Card by Kevan

Deadly Word Virus Action Destroy a Corner you control to pass this card to an Opponent. If you ever put this card in the discard pile, discard your entire hand. Card by Kevan

Tower of Babble Thing Actions you play cannot affect other players, and actions played by other players cannot affect you. Card by Kevan

Ignore Time Cube, Attack Messenger Action Discard a Corner or the Time Cube from your hand; a chosen player discards two cards at random. Card by Kevan

Do You Enjoy Being Stupid? Action View the hand of a player with fewer Corners than you. Force them to discard a card of your choice. Card by Kevan

Evil Hirelings Thing Action: Destroy a non-Corner Thing. Card by Kevan

3/4 Greenwich Time is Bastardly Queer Greenwich Time is Bastardly Queer Action Your midday is someone else's midnight. Either reverse the order of play, or force a chosen Opponent to skip their next turn. Card by Kevan