It's a very long story, but I'll try to keep it short.

On the 357th rotation of the Moon King's birth, the kingdom awoke to a new proclamation. The Moon King's royal council had rejected the proposition to install cheese rejuvenation chambers in the public crater. The general populace of Man-in-the-Moon City was shocked, but as the culture was to obey the king without question, the cheesy people let this pass with little argument.

However, one young boy named Lunether Lunius would not bend over and take this up the space butt. He lept high into the air and cleared the walls to the Moon King's palace as if he were a space bird.

The Moon King always kept with him only one guard. This guard, Cosmo Starshine, was invincible in all ways except for a weak skull. Just then, Lunether fell from space and landed on Cosmo's head, blowing him up into a cheesplosion. The Moon King drew his dirk and placed it at Lunether's throat.

"Why did you reject the bill?" Lunether asked.

The Moon King stared at the Earth solemnly. "For love." He then proceeded to make fondue out of Lunether.

I hope I answered your question.

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