Festival season is in full swing and all your sitters are doing molly in a field – why not join them? Between getting access to your favorite bands and heading to chic day parties, the last thing you’ll want to worry about is how to dress your child for the weeklong music festival they shouldn’t be at. Fear not, we’ve curated the ultimate style guide to make your baby look as hip as you are:

Animal Prints – Mixed prints are a surefire go-to when dressing your child for the outdoor festival they shouldn’t be attending. The earthy patterns will give off a cool-kid vibe while your child’s brain develops to the sound of a heavy bass dropping.

70s Style Headband – A seventies style floral headband is exactly the thing your child needs at the music festival they shouldn’t be at. Evoking the first music festivals that changed the course of American culture, this floral vintage accessory will pair perfectly with your child’s first word, Weed.

Big Sunnies – Whether you’re dressing your child for Electric Daisy Carnival, Bonnaroo, or Burning Man – all music festivals they should definitely not be at – trendy sunglasses are a must. The right sunglasses will protect your baby’s eyes from the sun, giving them a perfect view of Avicii’s latest light show and early-onset ADHD.

Furry Boots – These boots are made for walking! Okay, your baby hasn’t figured out how to walk or talk yet (what’s up with that?). While you won’t have the chance to teach her with this crazy fest lineup, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to document her rolling around on your alpaca blanket at this festival she should absolutely, definitely not be at right now.

Diapers – Sure, diapers might not seem like the coolest festival accessory for your baby definitely shouldn’t be here, but where else are you gonna hide your drugs?

Don’t worry, Mom – even if you have to lug this baby around all weekend, we still think you’re cool!