By Herman Miller

About the most interesting thing about tonight’s forgettable match in Marseille, in which you might argue that neither team ever wanted to make a real contest of it, was seeing Nani targeted by a green laser-wielding buffoon in the crowd:

That’s either a laser or Nani is about to go all Hulk on Marseille’s defence. No, it’s a laser then.

Let’s hope the return leg at Old Trafford offers a tad more sweat and thunder.