In response to Iran Cleric: Women to Blame for Earthquakes:

Women dressed immodestly cause earthquakes? What a bunch of primitives the Iranian theocrats are! Why, the next thing you know, they’ll be telling their easily-manipulated, superstitious population how divine wrath will soon bring fiery-hot weather, causing famine that reduces women to prostitution in order to survive!

Oh, wait… a different group of superstitious primitives already thought of that one.