I’ve read the entire Old and New Testament of the King James Bible and there are many verses that were strikingly bizarre at first glance. A second glance only served to make them even more bizarre. From a list of 10 Bible verses that are never preached on, I learned two things: one, different translations of the Bible can differ significantly, and two, I’m not the only one who found some of the verses extremely odd.

I’ve loved the “go up thou bald head” verse ever since I came across it.

To illustrate how much translations can differ, I’ve included the verses as quoted from the site along with the version from the King James version. It’s interesting to compare the two.

10. 2 Kings 2:23-24

NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, â€œGo up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!â€ So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

KJV

And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

9. Mark 14:51-52

NASB

A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.

KJV

And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him: And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked.

8. Deuteronomy 23:1

ESV

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

KJV

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

7. Genesis 38:8-10

NASB

Then Judah said to Onan, â€œGo in to your brotherâ€™s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.â€ Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brotherâ€™s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.

KJV

And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brotherâ€™s wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brotherâ€™s wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

6. 1 Samuel 18:25-27

ESV

Then Saul said, â€œThus shall you say to David, â€˜The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the kingâ€™s enemies.â€™â€ Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the kingâ€™s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the kingâ€™s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.

KJV

And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the kingâ€™s enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the kingâ€™s son in law: and the days were not expired. Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the kingâ€™s son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.

5. Exodus 4:24-25

NASB

Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her sonâ€™s foreskin and threw it at Mosesâ€™ feet, and she said, â€œYou are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.â€

KJV

And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him. Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.

4. Ezekiel 16:17

NIV

You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.

KJV

Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,

3. Ezekiel 23:19-20

NET

Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals â€“ as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

KJV

Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

2. Judges 3:21-22

ESV

And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.

KJV

And Ehud put forth his left hand, and took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly: And the haft also went in after the blade; and the fat closed upon the blade, so that he could not draw the dagger out of his belly; and the dirt came out.

1. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

NASB

If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.

KJV