Diarrhea Dan No self-respecting computer gamer's collection is complete without popular toilet game, Diarrhea Dan. Don't own a copy? Well, now you can play it here thanks to new technology which allows the game to be loaded via your telephone line. Your Task: collect sheets of toilet paper for Dan by answering questions. Mouseclick (or spacebar) to start. Press space to jump, left and right arrows to move and up arrow to select a toilet. You need Flash 6 to play this game. Click here to find out more about Flash.