I just don't want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on?

Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. If you don't start pulling your weight around here its going to be shape up, or…ship up. So maybe you could start jete-ing, and stop je-terrorizing me! We need a name. Maybe 'Operation Hot Mother'. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

The Army had half a day. A trick is something a whore does for money…or candy. … or cocaine. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. It seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear. Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Her lawyers are claiming the seal is worth $250,000. And that's not even including Buster's Swatch. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.

Well, OK, have sex with this girl. Right now. Get in there, have some sex with her. Saw this on the highway and almost blue myself. Hop on? Daddy horny, Michael. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say.

Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Well, if you want to play Eve, you got to get in line behind what, above five homos. A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Speaking of settling, how's Ann? Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit? If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night – it's because I almost did. It walked on my pillow!

Sorry, some of my students are arguing the significance of the shankbone on the seder plate. But we do not - NOT wag our genitals at one another to make a point. Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other.

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. Stop it, stop it. This objectification of women has to stop. Michael: It's just Mom and whores. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! Ann certainly has a great deal of Mass. Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot… your wife is dead! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? Annyong. You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone. Heyyyy Uncle Father Oscar. Suddenly he's too much of a big-shot to brush mother's hair. I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect–

Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. COME ON. YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! If that man's straight, then I am sober. It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert? Could it be love? I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite… like my heart is getting hard. Pound is tic-tac-toe right? They don't allow you to have bees in here.