At first I was monumentally confused. I thought Amazon had sent me a package by mistake, my hungover dumbass actually called them before realizing my Reddit Secret Santa gift arrive, a infrared Thermometer and a bowtie!

On a side note, I was with a girl the morning after our first date and we had a great time finding the temperature of... everything. 94 degrees if you were wondering.

And the bowtie is pretty rad too! Thanks Tazdar!!