Me:"Velvet, what did I tell you about getting revenge and/or taking my spell books without permission?"



Velvet:"But, he bullied me!"



Me:"Not in this instance, he's not"



Velvet:"Sorry, I was just tired of his racist insults"



Me:"You and me both"



Velvet:"On another note, why do you have a book on how to perform Voodoo?"



Me:"It was a gift from a friend of mine in Africa"



Velvet:"And you didn't find it weird that he gave a Voodoo spell book?"



Me:"You'd be surprised by what I have in storage, Velvet. I have a lot of odd friends"