Social justice ninny muggins are fond of abusing their small "trans" offspring (see Letting Children Transition is Child Abuse Says American College of Pediatricians and CHILD ABUSE: Some Parents Now Sending Their Toddlers to ‘Transgender Camp’. Probably to mimic the childhood which produced such green haired depravity in the first place. But green hair is beautiful. Regardless of bodily location, of course.

Thanks to the internet and social justice culture, child abuse has never been easier. There is now a website where trans kids can get pointy appendages and penis suppressing undies. The Sweet Meteor of Death really screwed us.

H/T to Red State for making us painfully aware:

That hand is probably holding those tiny testicles to demonstrate pedophilia size. Dimunitive dicks for developing children, made delusional by their woke parents.

Again, thanks a lot, Sweet Meteor of Death.

If you were wondering about the transgirls (boys who wanna be girls), the website has them covered. We present the tally-whacker smasher. For parents who want to ensure their child will never receive fruit from his own loins:

Joking aside (for now), young children want to be dinosaurs when they grow up. Dinosaurs who never move away from mommy or daddy. The mere thought of one day living alone, separate from mom, is a nightmare for children. A nightmare which turns into a dream some 13 years later. So to heed the whims of babes is as foolhardy as buying a house large enough for your toddler to live in when he's thirty. So why, pray tell, would you acquiesce to a child's temporary desire to be the opposite sex? Or worse, why inflict your child with your desire he or she be something other than a he or she?

Well at least these "transkids" can properly accessorize. I wish I had dinosaur appendages when I was but five-years-old...

~Co-written by Nichole Cooper and Courtney Kirchoff

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