You might want to cut off that stranger’s man bun during frosh week, but York Regional Police are warning you it could net you a $5,000 fine.

The annual and ever-popular YRP Frosh Week Expense List is out for its third annual appearance. In it, the local force warns incoming college and university students, in often hilarious fashion, what it could cost them if they break the law on campus.

Beware, for instance, of lying to authorities as it could land you in jail or cost you your Speedo sponsorship, say YRP, a la Ryan Lochte, the disgraced U.S. swimmer.

Or don’t try bringing a lion cub backstage at the frosh concert, as this is a bylaw offence depending on the township.

There are many more.

“It’s our reminder to students returning back to school that they can have fun and they should have fun but there are consequences to their actions, especially during Frosh Week,” York Regional Police Const. Andy Pattenden said.

“We’ve compiled this list from people who have recently ‘Froshed,’ in the last couple of years or people who know of pranks or who have scoured the Internet for the latest and greatest pranks, and assigned what the criminal and civil offences could be,” he said.

Some of them are very serious offences, he pointed out, including unwanted booty grabbing, which he said is basically a sexual assault which can lead to up to 10 years in jail.

“Our target audience is those people participating in Frosh Week this week and next week. Wake and Bake (smoking marijuana when you first wake up, when it may have the most potency) is a popular term and it is a different way of police speaking to an audience to use the appropriate language for the audience,” he said.

Pattenden said, “We have a creative group of people here,” in coming up with the witty list.