The Last Orc

Questions like that just aren’t on when you’re in the process of wiping out a race of things we’ve told ourselves are evil! Let festivities begin! Get your Orc Finger Keychains here! Official Last Orc Merch to the right of the gallows. Pick up your piece of the last orc to love and cherish. Keep it at home as a conversation starter. “Where were you when the last Orc died?” “Just in front of it.” you can say.

Written once again by Shakespeare in Chucks. AKA, Christopher Haines.