via Facebook

BC readers send me some very interesting items they come across on Facebook Marketplace, but this is a first. A Toledo, Ohio strip club is cleaning out its old furniture — couch dance furniture — and offering it up for the low low price of FREE. That’s right, your dream to create your very own strip club in your basement is possible thanks to this very kind gesture. You might even be able to get the couch where you got your first couch dance back in the day. This kind of deal doesn’t come along very often.

From the listing:

***CURB ALERT*** Scarletts Cabraret- Telegraph & Alexis. Former couch dance furniture put out to pasture. ***WARNING*** May have stained uknown bodily fluids. Use at your own risk!

Keep in mind Scarletts caught fire in June. There might be some smoke damage to those couches, but if you’re worried about that and that only, you probably shouldn’t be getting them in the first place. Fire might’ve been the best thing to ever happen to those couches.

A 3.5-star club on Yelp, you better hurry if you want the Scarletts couches. In that area of town some collector will be there in no time.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/457928708360488/