Opal Covey, the Ohio native and self-styled “prophetess” who knew she would win the election for mayor of Toledo, has lost the election for mayor of Toledo.

She came in last place. It wasn’t even close. You can barely see the green representing her support in the chart below.

1% support… Rick Santorum would kill for numbers like that.

I guess an economic plan consisting entirely of “I’ma build an amusement park!” didn’t win over voters.

Covey had said in previous interviews that the only reason she lost in a previous mayoral election was because of voter fraud. She actually won, you see, but those votes were stolen from her and given to one of her opponents. Can’t wait to hear her excuse this time.

But we should all be worried about this outcome. Remember what she said a couple of weeks ago:

Great destruction will come upon… papapapa ashatiya kuliasee mayundaholiasee qwejihwekjqw wqjehwqkjehqw akjhwqjkeqwk wqkjehqwjke qwkjehqwkjehqwkjeqw… Thank you, Jesus. That was a confirmation. If people don’t give me what I earned in 2013 back, and I’m not on that seat in November, then you’ll see God come and visit in the city in the greatest destruction you’ve ever seen.

Fear the worst, Toledo. Great destruction will soon be upon you. Real soon.



