The Crazy Wedding It was the third of June another sandy sunny Beach City day. The cabin in front of the statue of the mysterious eight-armed woman was unusually busy as Steven Universe was dancing around. After all, today was his big wedding to Mabel Pines. He had picked the best tuxedo he could find as well as a replica of the cake in Destiny’s End. It was simply a white cake with pink embellishments that was infused with Mabel Juice (sans any dinosaurs). How that was stretched out to fifty pages, I’ll never know. For that extra fancy man look, Steven even decided to wear a top hat.

Meanwhile, Mabel…

“Wait a second!” said Connie. “Why am I not getting married to Steven?”

“Uh, um, you found out you were a lesbian. Yeah, I’ll go with that” I said.

At that point, Connie thought of The Crystal Ge