There’s a new batch of Dark Knight Rises images online today, courtesy of TotalFilm. I think it was commenter Gripster who first pointed it out, but now it’s pretty much unavoidable noticing how much Bane’s mask looks like sideways goatse. Here’s the most SFW way I could illustrate it:

No wonder his voice was so muffled. Check out a couple more pictures on the following pages.



“Ugh, I’m like, so OVER this crime fighting stuff, you know? Pass me more eye black.”

Chicks in black tights carrying pistols are so hot this summer. (Hopefully she won’t be trying to use a handgun as a battlefield weapon this time). Those lips, though. So pretty.

Uh, I mean… I bet she could really SUCK A MEAN DICK WITH THOSE, GNOME SAYIN’? (Sorry, I was just overcompensating because I thought “so pretty” might come off kind of fruity). I’m just saying, Anne Hathaway could really challenge Tom Hardy in a “pillowiest lips” contest. Dang, I did it again, didn’t I.

She got a haircut, you know.

Again, I don’t necessarily think short hair is a bad thing, it’s just that most of our grandmas have that short, old-lady ‘fro, so when a girl comes home with a really short haircut like that, we worry that she may never grow it out again, and it will eventually turn into one of those old lady fros, and that somewhere down the line, we’ll always remember this day as the day we started dating our grandmother.

[more bikini pics at WWTDD]