Montezuma's Revenge = 5 levels of Angry B irds

That's why when a Florida woman left her i phone in a W

t her electronic tether for a while and wandered off.

u t her electronic tether for a while and wandered off.

she forgot abo u t her electronic tether for a while and wandered off.

I would normally burst back in like I was trying to save a baby from a burning building to retrieve it, she forgot abo u t her electronic tether for a while and wandered off.

who was brave enough to use a public restroom at Walmart and picked up

over the last decade that in dicate a severe lack of good decision making skills o n her part . A few of her greatest hi ts include:

(with her hair up)

(with her h air down)

Aside from d emonstrating the steadily improv ing camera quality afforded to the C harlotte County Police's booking dep artment, the prece ding set of mugshots also show that Rene was about the worst person possible you could have finding your i P hone i n a public restroom .

Phone....for the bargain price of $100. time. She was later contacted by Rene herself, who offered to return the i find its location, which ended up being at the same address every $0.99 app store scams with all the angry reviews) to ose fake ice (a real one, not th he phone's owner used a tracking dev

To help cement her status as a terrible human being. Rene also added that if her demands were not met, she would simply sell the phone on Ebay; either way, that if her demands were not met, she would simply sell the phone on Ebay; either way, she didn't care

...and you just know that she's one of those people who jacks the shipping fee way up.





ir pla n was almost foiled, however, by Rene's cunning criminal intellect (or a lack of gas money) found/stolen. when at the last minute, she changed the meeting location to the same nearby Walmart where the phone had originally been Thefoiled, however, by Rene's cunning criminal intellect (or a lack of gas money) him and Rene as a sting operation. set up a meeting between The phone owner's boyfriend worked with the police to

Fortunately, the boyfriend and a few of the detectives were able to adjust in time. When Rene arrived at the store, he informed her that there would be no $100 extortion payment made , which she responded to by turning around and walking away.





The boyfriend th en began to chase after he r , yelling that he would be willing to give her $20 instead.





"Seriously lady, it's an iPhone!

The battery will be dead before you walk out the door !"

Rene gladly accepted the low ball offer , which is when the police mov ed in and made the arrest. when the police mov

her home away from home, the Charlotte County Jail. She is charged with theft due to her failure to report a lost item to the police or retu r n it to its owner per Florida law. ,500 bond inCharlotte County Jail. She is charged with theft due to her failure to report a lost item to the police or retu Rene Marie Glynn is currently being held on $7