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And there's that beautiful cockpit, only visible from the right. Who's piloting it, though? We'll never tell.

Battle scars are battle scars: The Falcon's round radar dish got knocked off in Jedi, but decades later it's been replaced by a new...blockier model. We won't even begin to guess how many credits that repair cost.

TIE Fighters shoot green, the Falcon shoots red; that's to make parsing the dogfights easier. But that top-mounted quad cannon isn't firing, so where's the—hey, there's a cannon on the bottom, too! Nice work, guys.

According to the LEGO sets, the red stripe means this is a First Order Special Forces TIE Fighter. It's also a two-seater, and we're guessing maybe has a Jacuzzi tub?

Even with their colors reversed, TIE Fighters still blow up real good. And that VFX work is nothing to sneeze at, either.

No ship is indestructible, as the downed Star Destroyer can attest. But that doesn't mean we don't like looking at the carnage.

Who's in the mood for some more wreckage? Yeah, us too.

Wait, so how long ago did this happen? Just seems like kind of a lot of sand, you know?

Every issue of WIRED has what we call a "jingo"—an in-joke or Easter egg that pertains to the cover story. Bay 327 is where the Millennium Falcon docked on the Death Star in Star Wars; when an Imperial controller granted clearance, he uttered these fateful words.