Yes, I know about sex and all that, despite my Catholicism.

But I didn’t watch but maybe half the episodes of The X-Files last season, didn’t watch at all for probably the last six weeks of the season. Too many mid-season reruns, coupled with the fact that most of the new episodes weren’t that great. Needless to say, I did not watch the season cliffhanger.

I seem to recall that a few seasons back, Scully had all her ova stolen by the aliens, or a bunch of government guys posing as aliens.

Now, she’s pregnant. I want to know how this happened, being as how she didn’t have the biological equipment necessary for conception. And who’s the father? Scully’s love life seems to be as nonexistant as Mulder’s. More so. Mulder has been known to view the occasional, um, adult video and call 1-900 numbers. Scully has no such predelictions that I know of. As far as I know, the last time she got laid was about three seasons ago. Sperm just don’t hang out in the female body that long. I think about ten days is the max.

Anybody out there care to bring me up to speed, so that this season will make something resembling sense?