Example Monkey Phone Call Script

MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Could I speak to (your name) please?

You: That's me!

MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Great! I'm with monkeyphonecall.com and you're about to get a Monkey Phone Call for you!

You: Great! Let's hear it!

MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Just a second while I get the monkey! (A short delay.) Eeeee ooooo eeeeee whoooo eeeeee oooooo eeeeeeeeeeee whooooo eeeeeeeee oooooooooooo eeeeeeee! (Our Monkey Phone Call operators take great pride in their monkey calls. They are trained for many weeks before being allowed to do a MonkeyPhoneCall.com Monkey Phone Call for you. Don't forget with MonkeyPhoneCall.com you get a professional call, not a cheap imitation!)

You: Hahahaha, I love the Monkey Phone Call it is fantastic!

MonkeyPhoneCall.com operator: Thanks for ordering from MonkeyPhoneCall.com. We hope to hear from you again!

You: Believe me you will! A Monkey Phone Call for me would be a great way to start the day every day!