*snapping pictures* Perfect -- you're doing great. Now raise you arm to cover your boob a little. Awesome, now let me see those bright blue eyes and DAMMIT STOP EATING THE FLOWERS.

Deo Perfume Candy is a rose-flavored candy that's supposed to act as a deodorant. Specifically for ladies (think Secret, but edible) because the candy can allegedly make a 145-pound woman smell like perfume for up to six hours. What happens if a 190-pound man eats a whole bag? Stay tuned to find out!

Geraniol is a natural antioxidant and its fragrance, once consumed as a candy, leaves the body through its pores, creating a naturally sweet smell that can last for hours.

I guess Geraniol works the same way as alcohol because one time I was at work with a hangover and even though I'd showered that morning I started sweating and you could SMELL the wine coming out my pores. It was disgusting and I left at lunch that day.

Thanks to PYY, who told me rubbing Skittles under your pits does the same thing and now I'm sweating rainbows.