Girl to friend: You mean the labia? No, that’s a vagi­na part.

–13th & Ave B

Over­heard by: Car­o­line

Woman to friend, in line for bath­room: I’m tak­ing that med­ica­tion that makes it re­al­ly dry, again.

–Ethel Bar­ry­more The­ater

Over­heard by: Crumb Dough­nut

Cor­nelius, crazy hobo: Yo’ pussy looks bet­ta’ than yo’ face!

–Madi­son Square Park

Over­heard by: Lily Lon­don & Chi­na Rose

Mo­not­o­ne suit on cell: That pussy bet­ter be ready by the time I get home.

–Hous­ton & Broad­way

Girl on cell wait­ing for Port Jef­fer­son train: Okay, be se­ri­ous for a sec­ond, how do you know if you’re al­ler­gic to la­tex, though? Re­al­ly, cause dead hon­est, it’s a puffed mush­room right now. I don’t know what to do. Should I go see some­one, do you think Hen­ry would no­tice? Re­al­ly, what if I turn off the lights?

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Chester