No.

This time it was not a married man seeking discreet sex services. It was a girl. A girlfriend to be precise.

You know where this is going don’t you?

Yes, she wanted me to test her boyfriend to see, whether he is faithful to her … or not. I was supposed to try to seduce him, to see if he resists the temptation .. or not. I was to be the bait. At first.

The client who must not be named (for obvious reasons) offered me 3.000 L$ for the mission, regardless of the outcome.

Cool. Nice money for an easy job.

The girl who must not be named gave me some hints what his weaknesses are. For one mini skirts, for the other good blowjobs. Surprise!

I don’t know about you, but in my books a blowjob is not just a tease to seduce somebody. There is a reason why its called oral sex. It did sound actually, as if she wants me to succeed and give him one of my famous blowjobs.

Then suddenly she came up with something really strange:

“Maybe I should mention, that you are looking to model and to pay you a signing fee? That way I don’t pay a dime. They pay their models to sign 3k. Then when they need them they are in call. They pay 1k per hour after that.”

All right.

So you want your boyfriend to pay for this. Doesn’t sound very ethical to me. But then thinking about it, the whole thing feels somewhat wrong – and exciting at the same time.

Yes, I am that sort of bitch.

I had my doubts and decided to consult my more experienced boss Caroline Resident, CEO of SLA Media. She would know what to do. She always does.

I met her at her house on the Bellisaria continent. She was laughing loud, when I told her the story.

“Jessy, you are getting ALT-ed, I think.”

“What?”

“It is a very commun trick of men, to use a female ALT (alternative account) to pick up naiv, innocent girls like you for sex. However not always this is the case.”

“So what shall we do?”

This is what Caroline suggested:

“Well there are two options. She is an ALT or she is not.

If she is, you play the game with him/her, take his money and see what story evolves.

Worst that can happen? You made some money and he had some fun playing with you. That’s the job anyway, isn’t it?”

“Yes, you are probably right”, I replied.

She continued:

“If she is not his ALT, there are again two options. Now it gets tricky.

Option one:

He offers you to become a model and pays you. In that case the deal with the girlfriend is off. We do not take somebody’s money and then betray him behind his back. That’s just not how we work at SLA Media. In that case you do what he pays you for:

Modelling!

End of story!

Option two:

He does not offer you the model job.

In that case you go back to the girlfriend and insist on upfront payment. Then you do the job she paid you for. You seduce him, take pics, send those to her. Easy.

I had an objection:

“But Caroline, what if she is NOT an ALT, he DOES give me the job as a model AND is approaching me for sex?”

“Easy solution sweety: You have a rate card right? And what is our policy with regards to getting paid for sex?”

“Discretion, unless consent is given to publish it, I know. So the girlfriend will never know what really did happen?”

“Exactly, unless she is his ALT then “she” would know very well what did happen… or what not did happen!”

“I don’t think, I can do this Caroline. I am not really sophisticated and clever enough for this. Look at me, I am not a model. Come on, I run around in a freebie Altamura body.”

“But I am and I actually fancy working as a model. I‘d really love to do that, if the job is for real. of course. The whole thing could be a setup. Let’s find out!

Convince her that I am your ALT. Show her cool pics of myself and highlight, that I am also in the advertising business and a blogger.”

It worked out exactly as Caroline had planned.

Caroline took over

I am really curious what she will make out of this. One thing is for sure, she will get at least a cool story and some money out of this.

And a laugh. Or maybe more?

My dear readers, please tell me what you think about this.

Yes. Both of you, come on!

/me points to comment section!

Jess

P.S.: Our long time readers are having a laugh already.

/me giggles