Usually we write about Andrew Cuomo's doofus younger brother, Chrissykins (see CNN’s Chris Cuomo: At Least Antifa’s Hearts are in the Right Place and CNN Producer on Chris Cuomo: I Just Can’t Stand That Guy). But you see, big brother Andy at least wants people to think he's running for President in 2020. So all pandering goes straight to eleven.

Like ignoring the word "illegal" when people say "illegal immigrant," and claiming that MAGA is really an anti-legal immigrant fever. Nope.

“New York is prepared to do whatever we can do to help. We believe in immigration in New York. We are a state of immigrants. I am an immigrant. I’m wholly against this anti-immigrant fever that has been stoked during the political campaign.”

Yeah, you were born in New York City there, Chief. Your daddy? He was too.

I'll give Andy the benefit of the doubt. He probably meant something along the lines of the common leftist drivel about us "all being immigrants." Which for all it's touch-feely rhetoric is still a sky high pile of dung. I also doubt Andrew is in such pander mode that he honestly meant to lie about being an immigrant. It could be the Cuomo genes weren't allowed to soak in the intellect pool. Whichever reason Andy Cuomo has for stating he's "an immigrant" he's still wrong, a doofus, and as qualified to be president as I am to lead the universe in an intergalactic sudoko match.

But hey, you never know.

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