Gerwin Mattapallata Davies*

The problem of verborum ventris is well known to be a growing problem. Many trumpian vents have characteristics of equum stercorant. Causal causes include short-form tweet radiation and prevalence of Higg's bosons in proximity to Large Hadron Colliders. Surgical implantation of the metatarsal and associated local skelature into the oral cavity provides a unique and totally unacceptable solution to the problem of verborum ventris. This paper is, of course a prank, inspired by repeated spam email from the junk science publisher associated with the article. The author is probably not as funny as he thinks he is but the papers publication casts serious doubt on the integrity and value of the journal within which it is found. The fact that these last sentences appear in the published paper tell you, dear reader, exactly how seriously the editorial process has been taken. Anyway, as I was saying, implantation of metatarsals can be accomplished in a purely "made-up" fashion. Prognosis for success is made via self-referential reference to the size manus parvae. Experimental analysis with entirely fabricated patients revealed satisfactory outcomes. Sufferers of verborum ventris with unique alt-right equum stercorant are recommended to consider self-complete-to-partial metatarsal insertion.

Cite this Article: Davies GM. Ostentatious Removal Treatment of Alt-Right Verborum Ventris through Surgical Implantation of the Metatarsal and Associated Local Skelature within the Oral Cavity. Open J Surg. 2018;2(1): 017-019.

Published: 12 September 2018