Oh, my goodness. Just as I was falling asleep at my kitchen table, watching The Middle and letting my tea get cold, it came. See, it's about 8:30pm here, and my bedtime is usually 6:30. Early job, you know. UPS was attempting to see what's the latest possible time they could deliver my package, I suppose. Finally, I heard a knock on the door and a quick shuffle of feet. I half expected to open the door to a flaming bag of crap because of how fast the person left, but nope! Just a nice-sized Amazon box. My present had arrived!

I quickly sliced open the box and saw through the bubble wrap my personal super hero, Mr. Alton Brown, and the Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett book I've been eyeing up for awhile (And it's not even on my wishlist! Good job!) Success! But wait! There's more!

A stinkin' 50th Anniversary Doctor Who Monopoly set. My two favorite things -- Time Lords and board games! I've never been more excited about a present! Thank you so much, /u/BXCellent! If we ever meet, I'll bring the (Alton-approved) cake!