Standing desks are becoming more popular in workplaces where employees would otherwise sit all day, but not everyone thinks a standing desk is right for them. The Onion looks at the pros and cons of using a standing desk.


PRO

Improves ability to talk about having a standing desk

Encourages more natural spinal curvature while staring at screen for eight continuous hours




Increases blood flow to your feet, where your best thinking is done



One step closer toward the ultimate dream of flying desks



Easy way to create illusion you actually give a shit about work



CON

Could wind up forgetting how to sit entirely

Might be happier not knowing how difficult it has become for you to stand up for longer than 30 minutes




More visible target for office shooter



Eliminates satisfaction of leaning back in your chair with your hands behind your head after sending a killer email




You’ll still eventually die

