So many of CNN’s precious narratives have imploded that they’re evidently resorting to resurrecting old ones:

Allegations remain in forefront for Kavanaugh, 7 months after his confirmation https://t.co/4bZdQeS9KH pic.twitter.com/OUJXBDBU4V — CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) May 3, 2019

Or, put another way, CNN doing their damnedest to make sure allegations remain in forefront for Kavanaugh even though allegations do not remain in forefront for Kavanaugh.

"Allegations remain in forefront", passively says one of the prime organizations actively keeping them in the forefront. — Biscuit Salad (@BiscuitSalad) May 3, 2019

CNN is Real News, Mr. President.

Narrator: No, they actually aren’t. — Apocalypse (@HackandSlash77) May 3, 2019

I tweet in a bubble of course, but I feel like most liberals just moved on to other topics. — Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) May 3, 2019

They don’t seem to remotely be in the forefront in my opinion. Until you cats started bringing it up again pic.twitter.com/yZbfSQG4yO — deltahedgejohnny (@deltahedgejohn1) May 3, 2019

Only for a couple people at CNN it seems. We’re all pretty much done with it. — Wendy ?? (@wendyscott73) May 3, 2019

CNN’s going to beat this dead horse until it comes back to life, dammit!

Fake News — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 3, 2019

Slow news day? — Little Larry Sellers (@SpawnOfDanelaw) May 3, 2019

Economy at lowest unemployment rate since 1969. What should we write about? — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) May 3, 2019

Good question!

Now do Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax — 2inept2impeach2inept2lead (@2Bsarcastic) May 3, 2019

Now do Justin Fairfax — Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) May 3, 2019

Ah, but the allegations against Justin Fairfax don’t serve CNN’s narrative purposes, do they?

Definitely not Justin Fairfax! — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 3, 2019

Definitely not.

Love how CNN just makes crap up pic.twitter.com/MQ81xZq4yv — Mark M. (@mmontuori) May 3, 2019

The forefront of what, exactly? He's been working for seven months without issue. You don't have to like it, but that's the thing about facts. They are still fact whether you like them or not. — Gentleman Jon (@GentlemanJonD) May 3, 2019

#FactsFirst … or not.

"Allegations remain in forefront for Kavanaugh, 367 months after his confirmation" – CNN neural implant, 2050 https://t.co/11oYxRVrO2 — Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) May 3, 2019