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I wake up and teardrops they fall down

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like rain I put on that old song that we

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dance ooh and then I hear back to the

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track because I love to sing I mean many

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years ago but not broken founder Mila

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now I’m flexing it already they didn’t

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know me too and ever in sleep last night

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let me – where did you say bro

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baby falls that Stan show me a better

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way promise I’ll clean this rain this

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much I know it’s true I came up and so

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mature and for the boys

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fucking ma 4:12 the class

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4:12 the class

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Nonna Monyetta for who gets my proof

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my name is Fatima I promise I will lose

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but I shorted found a plan to play a

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show Mila now I’m flexing it already I

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ain’t no me too and every sleepless

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night let me too

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my promise I’ll quit this game this much

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I know it’s true

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I came up consulted you and put the boys

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in blue

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well

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well

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it’s what I know

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in

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you

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you

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good morning good afternoon or good

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evening and welcome to the Vanguard for

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Spike LL Cool J Cohen

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I am Matt Wright and together we are

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traversing the muddied waters of freedom

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I’m liking these I liked ahead I was a

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notorious je w last week and now this

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week I’m LL Cool Joo I’m liking these

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you are now in my phone as LL Cool you

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good that’s fine that’s good hey

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everybody how are you doing thanks for

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tuning in to this shared your video with

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me so it’s like I’m doing like a call-in

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again like like a throwback to our very

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first video that are a very first show

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we did together I never shared my video

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with you like I just see your picture

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with the dog in the background oh well

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I’m gonna change that I don’t want that

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to be the case I think it’s weird cuz

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there you go no we’re looking out there

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it is yeah there we go okay yeah I don’t

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want that hey folks thanks for tuning in

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thanks for tuning in we have an

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absolutely spectacular episode planned

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for you I promise I promise

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absolutely promise first and foremost

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I’m learning to think Justin I’m

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drinking today that is way over and

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allow me to thank and the blue the blue

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100% pure ultra ultra pure not just pure

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water ultra-pure water ultra ultra pure

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water from Libya Bulova Nakia Wanaka

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hmm I think you know all the all the all

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the water water bottles now are that

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like wimpy cellophane looks like it’s

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gonna fall apart cuz you know the

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turtles have a harder time choking to

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death on it this is solid like serious

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serious plastic in the blue water

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they’re like screw the turtles this is

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screw the turtles water right here

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you know this straw is cracked and

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broken so I can’t get anything out of it

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okay that’s a screw the turtle straw too

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cuz it can really get in there I’m

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throwing this thing out into the street

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so hopefully it just gets washed right

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into the ocean into a turtle throw it

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right into the red algae hey everybody

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this is now the spike Owen show welcome

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to the spike Owen show featuring Matt

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rights microphone there yeah so we don’t

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like turtles

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on the show we never have to let you

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know Sara and and Erick top fan Sierra

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and and Erick says a little cool shoe is

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my fave nickname yet ha ha ha ha ha ha

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ha and I agree I had that’s I’m I don’t

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know I’m kind of partial to notorious

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juw

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I kind of liked that one too Chris

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Reynolds said did Matt smite grow its

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you know this is the Matt ever growing

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Mike show where every time it’s just a

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little bigger than the time before it’s

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like kind of a theme and Chris was the

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first one to catch on good job Chris um

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let’s see Jordan logo said what if I

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told you beards violate safety protocol

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because they make it more likely that

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you’ll touch your face I tell you that I

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keep saying I’m going to shave it Jordan

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and then I don’t because what happens is

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to see here there’s two conflicting

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things happening here one is my safety

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and my wife who hates facial hair so for

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all really like all the good reasons I

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should be shaving my beard and then the

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problem is I’m a libertarian and people

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see my beard and say oh your beards

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finally starting to come in and so it’s

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it’s it’s a weird dichotomy one would

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think that I would side with my own

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personal health and the love of my life

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over that of people on the internet who

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would call me a boot licker just as soon

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as they look at me and yet here we are

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here we are I’m really liking this

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unlike and how the whites coming in here

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I’m like another whites coming in here

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but it is starting to get a little

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absurd especially since I haven’t had my

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hair cut in in what feels like two years

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it was sometime in February like it’s

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really getting out of hand and and it

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needs to end we need to do something

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about it but you know we’ve got a great

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up go ahead did you know that on I’m

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gonna guess last Thursday Aaron sent us

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Aaron Nakamoto sent us four dollars and

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81 cents yes for your birthday format

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spurt by the way happy birthday to Matt

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Matthew right over here to my no don’t

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my right you were left don’t ever call

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me Matt – Matt Matt Matt Matt till just

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right just matter what we we are not

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live on float which sucks because but

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other than that we look great everywhere

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well we should be yeah and a happy

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Anniversary to you and your lovely wife

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thank you

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we had a great anniversary socially

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distancing from everyone honestly we

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don’t like people anyway so it was

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actually good we got to go to go to some

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outdoor stuff near the beach and do some

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fun stuff and everyone stayed away from

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us it was actually kind of a dream

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vacation honestly a little yeah it was

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great I got to spend time with my wife

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and no one else and like literally like

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they’d stand over it we even saw some

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people that we know who were friends

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with and they stood like 10 feet away

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and we just waved at them and it was

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nice I was like yeah no one just

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everyone stay away from me so this

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for that and then this episode’s also

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shut down now which is frightening

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because they never shut down ever that

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is absolutely terrifying

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like that’s horror

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of course is also brought to you by the

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25th definitely not canceling that and

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we’re definitely gonna just really just

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have 2500 people together right in the

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midst of a pandemic that might get

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rescheduled that might get reschedule so

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yeah let’s get right to it Matt speaking

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of the corona thoughful the corona I

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still have that hold on speaking of the

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corona buffle brought to you by Bitcoin

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and charmin ultra strong a man in India

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who had apparently gone insane from

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being quarantined for being way

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quarantined too long due to potentially

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being affected by the corona fawful

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decided to strip naked and run through

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the streets eventually biting an elderly

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lady woman

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an elderly woman to death who was

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sleeping on her porch to death to death

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– death bit her to death and honestly

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there’s nothing I wanted to add to it I

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was just really happy it wasn’t in

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Florida this was the most Florida man

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story I’ve ever heard in my life and I

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was just really happy it wasn’t so I

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figured I would talk about to death yeah

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I think he caught like the jugular hurt

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and ripped it out I must have been gosh

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that is commitment goodness that does

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sound like well I mean India is kind of

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the Florida of large countries in many

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ways Australia is the Florida of large

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country in many ways so Florida doesn’t

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exist yeah okay let’s go that explains a

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lot

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well thankfully that only we

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news related to people being something

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to death related to the corona puffle is

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only in other countries totally

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unrelated news a woman named Jani

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Marshall 86 year old woman in Brooklyn

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New York

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was waiting at a hospital for a bowel

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obstruction she was wait she was waiting

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there because she had a bowel

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obstruction yes right she wasn’t waiting

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to get a bowel obstruction right so

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instead another patient punched her

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square in the face because she wasn’t

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she was upset that she wasn’t practicing

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social distancing right and the the

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person the patient who punched her

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square in the face was a 32 year old

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female who was initially released for

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disorderly conduct for punching an old

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woman in the face at the hospital where

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in the face for not staying six feet

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away because that’s the best way to

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maintain a healthy distance is to make

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contact with someone else’s face at a

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hospital that absolutely is healthy for

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your their face and your fists yes the

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the woman who attacked her was released

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on her own recognizance

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but after Janie died the police were

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looking for the attacker to a restaurant

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upgraded charges and the death of Janie

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Marshall of Williamsburg appeared to be

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the first potential crime in New York

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City’s sparked by fears over the deadly

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contagion so we have a situation so so

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so one was crazy because he’s being

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quarantined and as one would do in a

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such an anxiety producing situation bit

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someone to death while he himself was

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naked yes this person slightly more

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nuanced approach just punched someone I

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mean this is horrifying I like that he

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put he punched her because she wasn’t

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social social distancing yeah so we just

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made full contact if you’re not gonna

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keep six feet from me

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I’m going to actually touch your face

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hard I’m going to hit somebody that’s

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like three times my age three times my

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age cutting their face and possibly my

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hand too

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so if they do have coronavirus I almost

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assuredly have it now and also they’re

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dead there’s a debate going on on which

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one of us looks more like the tiger king

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and you are currently winning sir I

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can’t imagine I wouldn’t be which one

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I’m definitely not getting the eyebrow

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ring and if I would it would be it would

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sit right like this thing where it’s

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like all hanging down and it’s like

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always it’s got to be in his field of

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you imagine how infuriating that must be

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to go through life and just have this

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lake so as a person who has had many

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eyebrow ring in my life really yeah I’ve

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had a few I have had a few I’ve had two

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on this side and one on this one I did a

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lot of drugs in the early 2000 do

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apparently not enough I mean if you if

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you would have met me in the early 2000s

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everything was pierced tongue lip nose

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did you do the Prince Albert know

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everything about all right yeah I had

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like everything pierced in child now

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when you first get it it’s it’s there in

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place correctly and none of mine lasted

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long enough to do this but the longer

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you had wear it it would just slowly

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pull down on the skin and it looks like

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he had just never taken his out in 50

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years and can that that can’t be reset

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it could he just have to take it out and

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then just move it ah it just is the din

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right there was like it was just being

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pulled on for you know 20 30 years

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lately

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fair enough top fan Sarah and Andrew is

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invoking our religion of Judaism in

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relation to your Prince Albert it’s

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interesting so yeah I mean it happens um

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okay great so these were all great new

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so here is and so as part of terrible

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news I guess this is somewhat better

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news um as part of the kerfuffle brought

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to you by my land and the Trump 2020

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campaign please please please vote for

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me please vote for Donald Trump even

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though this just ignore everything

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that’s happening please God please

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campaign the FDA and each would say Oh

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Health and Human Services Ben Carson’s

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agency that’s making sure to stockpile

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all our pyramids with grain he’s Housing

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and Urban Development the Health and

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Human Services have approved and

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released 30 million doses of

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hydroxychloroquine sulfate key

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difference by the way key difference

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there and 1 million doses of chloroquine

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phosphate to be donated to the strategic

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national stockpile in other news there

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is a payer apparently a strategic

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national stockpile of hydroxychloroquine

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sulfate related news there and clerk in

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and chloroquine phosphate now this go

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ahead well this is definitely not the

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same clerk when phosphate that cleans

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fish tanks so please don’t be like the

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arizona man and his wife who took it and

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ended up dead did she did she end up

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dying too because the thing i read she

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was just really really sick but he was

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dead he died did she not that i thought

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she died too maybe I misread that

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article she she may have ended up dying

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honestly I mean I read it like that day

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the same day it happened well we know at

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least one of them died so just don’t

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take that stuff take the actual medicine

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hey don’t take fish cleaner right don’t

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die from being dumb yeah I mean you

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watch us you’re not that unintelligent

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like we’re not Donald Trump fans but the

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people who were trying to pin that on

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him because he mentioned there that was

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a reach

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was a reach like did he was he premature

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in telling people that

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hydroxychloroquine might do wonders yeah

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because now there are people with like

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rheumatoid arthritis and and lupus who

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do use those drugs who are now facing

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shortages of it based on the possibility

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that it might actually work for this and

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we we don’t know yet so I will

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definitely give people that like he

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definitely shouldn’t have done that but

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you really I mean if someone is ready to

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hear a word that sounds familiar and

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then eat something that is for your fish

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tank and I would assume in big bright

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letter somewhere on it says please don’t

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eat this please please don’t ingest like

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this is poison terminal uses only for it

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for for not anywhere on or near your

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body use only please God please don’t I

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have to assume there’s some kind Julia

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Rygaard in the commons PSA don’t ingest

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fish tank cleaner right yeah no I mean I

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just I feel like this is like I remember

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a couple years ago when I was just

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begging people it’s don’t sniff don’t

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eat Tide Pods yes like just don’t don’t

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do that and I and I hate that I have to

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say that and yet here we are and these

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are weren’t even kids these were full-on

20:53

grown adults that did that they’re the

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talented thing was over a year ago yeah

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I was like 20 it was like 2018 no it was

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it was it was 2019 but it was January

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because we use we talked about that in

21:06

our end-of-the-year things that happened

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this year that you are oh yeah that’s

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right yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s right

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that’s right yeah yeah I mean I just

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haven’t you know they said you know they

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they they they put four spills on us and

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then they lock up the real medicine

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that’s what they locked up the Tide Pods

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but anyway so um eat he Andrew in the

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comments sorry man I’m not trying your

21:30

last name he says just as long as there

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isn’t a shortage of bourbon but that is

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of course unless you’re in a state like

21:38

say Massachusetts where they just banned

21:39

all alcohol sales for a week or in other

21:42

states that are going to be doing the

21:43

exact same thing shortly

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it’s not that we have a shortage it’s

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just you’re not allowed to buy it

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yeah so that it’s a different type of

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shortage it’s a shortage of people who

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are willing to do like pay a fine to

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sell it to you so Chris Reynolds says

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I’m pretty sure spike said one tide pod

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was okay I really just I mean I think a

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maximum dose of zero Tide Pods is

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recommended um similar similar dosage

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schedule to chloroquine phosphate of

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zero amounts if we’re talking about the

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fish tank link the fish tank cleaner

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yeah yeah oh yeah

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I mean chloroquine oh wait let me let me

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make sure on that yeah clora Quinn

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phosphate yeah yeah cork court yeah so

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don’t don’t do that just don’t like just

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like if it’s if it’s not if it says

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don’t eat this just don’t eat it

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only that’s probably good guidance

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silicon gel things that come in jerky

22:48

packets okay path unpacked their they

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just taste bad

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is that why ya just ruined your eating

22:57

experience well I mean it might kill you

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too I mean that’s like a tide bod it

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might kill you might kill you they taste

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bad

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best-case scenario it’s gonna taste

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terrible right worst case it’s over so

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don’t do that either

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don’t do that anything that says do not

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ingest do not ingest oh just don’t do it

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there’s no there’s no need for that

23:24

we’re very anti ingesting things that

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you don’t so speaking of terrible ideas

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um that matt has done in the past oh you

23:36

know we we know that all these

23:38

stay-at-home orders aren’t oh this

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episode is also brought to you by Henry

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McMaster my governor of South Carolina

23:42

bitch bitch brought to you by this bitch

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right here who just shut everything down

23:50

cuz he’s a bitch who Henry McMaster I

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said I have called people that more

23:57

times in the last 40 minutes than I have

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in three weeks that’s fair well

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I’m Joe I’m joining you know governor

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Henry McMaster governor of South

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Carolina and noted BiH right there so

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you know we know these stay-at-home

24:15

orders are unconstitutional which means

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the Constitution is bound to stop them

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at any moment many of you have been

24:22

uncomfortable not being able to be your

24:25

normal extroverted selves as we know all

24:28

the liberty internet libertarians are

24:30

we’re obviously talking to the NAM

24:32

libertarians and not to our non

24:33

libertarian followers internet

24:35

libertarians most of you if it wasn’t

24:38

the government telling you to do this

24:40

you’d be freaking loving this you would

24:43

be if it was just like stay at home if

24:45

you want to stay away from all other

24:47

people if you don’t want to you be like

24:50

done done I’m gonna sit here and watch

24:54

I’m gonna catch up on all of my

24:56

economics videos I’ve been saving on

24:58

YouTube for the last week right cuz I

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haven’t had time to watch them cuz I’ve

25:03

been forced to go out and do things do

25:05

things with other people but now that

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it’s the government telling you not to

25:08

go outside you’re like I want to see

25:10

everybody so I go so we know you’re not

25:13

comfortable with this but the question

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we have is are you more uncomfortable

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with that or with realizing that

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Governor Andrew Cuomo has pierced

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nipples like Matt Wright did it didn’t

25:27

is that what they look like

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is that what mine looked like I mean

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vaguely like with the bars or whatever

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no I didn’t have the bars I had I had

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hoops I was like okay so I like I went

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to a lot of Rick I went to a lot of

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raves and I was on a lot of party drugs

25:49

okay and so I actually pierced those

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myself yeah yeah I know and because of

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that like I can like it there’s like no

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feeling whatsoever yeah that hurts you

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doesn’t it we had entire conversations

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about your nipples how did this not come

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up I don’t know we have like a 10-minute

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launch sensations about a lot of nipples

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my

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were the only ones okay but if if if my

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nipples came up in a conversation and I

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had done that to them I couldn’t stop

26:24

myself from telling you okay everyone

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funny story camp can’t feel anything

26:31

from the aerial in there’s like nothing

26:35

people people get weirded out by that

26:36

what I can when I do that what did you

26:38

use man I don’t know probably a safety

26:43

pin and then pushed one of my old

26:45

piercing rings through it I don’t

26:48

remember I was on a lot of time we had a

26:53

ten-minute segment of us just talking

26:55

about nipples nipples and ice nipples

26:57

and I and I probably said Matt writes

27:00

nipples 20 or 30 times no we only said

27:03

that once I watched that entire video to

27:06

make the video where it was us saying

27:08

nipples we only said Matt writes nipples

27:13

once because it goes nipples nipples

27:20

nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples

27:22

nipples nipples nipples nipples nipples

27:24

cone-shaped nipple some shape nipples

27:26

nipples

27:28

there’s no intervals Matt rates and

27:30

narrates nipples oh yeah well I think

27:37

I’m actually more uncomfortable about

27:39

your nipples now than then then Andrew

27:41

Cuomo’s here because this I can think of

27:44

in the abstract I’ll probably never meet

27:45

this man right well and you know me oh I

27:49

know you and that’s that’s the problem

27:52

Matt after five bucks anybody’s allowed

27:55

to give a phone a good tug I’ll give you

28:00

five dollars to never say that again

28:03

so speaking of just oh man I want that

28:18

scraped from my brain somehow yeah I get

28:21

that I’m gonna figure that out so here’s

28:24

some good news guys

28:28

something to make us all hopefully move

28:30

on from all of that during this time of

28:33

the of the corona fluffle brought to you

28:37

by Bitcoin a lot of companies have been

28:41

doing a lot of good for the people who

28:43

are stuck in quarantine they’re not just

28:45

their their their employees but also

28:47

their customers in just the general

28:49

public right ma’am yes they’re very much

28:53

so I wasn’t actually listening at all

28:55

yeah I like doing that do you

29:01

occasionally just keep you on track yeah

29:04

no just out there no I know you were out

29:06

there hard that’s why I did yeah it was

29:09

so anyway Matt we were talking about mm

29:12

you need a minute we were talking about

29:14

how during this time a lot of companies

29:17

have been doing a lot of good for the

29:19

people were stuck in quarantine tell me

29:20

about that tell the folks at home about

29:21

that Matt yeah um so a lot of people a

29:26

lot of people are getting mad at

29:28

companies being like oh this is you know

29:30

there they aren’t looking out for the

29:32

consumer but actually a lot of companies

29:34

are and what what’s great about it is

29:36

they are doing this based on what they

29:38

think is right they aren’t doing this

29:40

under government force they aren’t

29:41

thinking about they aren’t doing this

29:42

based on anybody telling them they have

29:46

to they’re doing this literally because

29:48

they want to right and it’s really great

29:52

for PR but again of course yeah

29:55

right but it’s because they want to

29:57

Airbnb which I will admit before I say

30:01

what I’m about to say from what I

30:03

understand

30:04

Airbnb hasn’t been great on the

30:06

cancellation fees I’m not sure if

30:10

they’ve worked on that I heard that a

30:13

couple of weeks ago don’t know if that’s

30:14

been changed but Airbnb is providing

30:17

housing for a hundred thousand kovat

30:20

responders from around the world and

30:23

that comes from the co-founder CEO and

30:25

head of community Brian Chesky Chesky

30:28

Brian Chesky Brian Chesky

30:31

I’m confused would dick pound I wish I

30:34

still had that picture up here you keep

30:37

talking I’m pulling up dick pound oh my

30:41

the International Olympic Committee did

30:43

nothing for you

30:45

u-hall is offering 30 days of free

30:48

storage to college students forced to

30:49

move out of their dorms hmm which that’s

30:52

awesome

30:53

you know kids got all this crap that

30:55

they need to put somewhere right here

30:58

doesn’t have room for Burger King big

31:00

fan of this one Burger King is giving

31:02

away two free kids meals with any

31:04

purchase made by means of the Burger

31:08

King app oh wow yeah so to pre kids

31:12

meals if you purchase anything off the

31:14

Burger King app door – GrubHub uber eats

31:17

announced they are suspending the

31:19

collection of fees from independent

31:20

restaurants big big time there that’s

31:25

something deal yeah yeah yeah and I

31:27

believe that GrubHub I think the grub

31:32

hub was the one that is suspending all

31:34

delivery fees at a time when people are

31:39

really using it heavily that’s a pretty

31:40

big deal now that’s big that’s big

31:43

companies including Chipotle KFC Popeyes

31:46

Moe’s are giving away free deliveries on

31:48

orders some do have minimum order cost

31:51

of 10 bucks or more but if you’re

31:52

ordering for one person that’s not an

31:55

issue yeah I mean if I were gonna be

31:57

getting Chipotle it’s hard not to spend

31:59

ten dollars at Chipotle so um

32:06

Jacob LaBelle there is no way I’m

32:08

reading that out loud I don’t know what

32:11

that is and there is no way I’m reading

32:13

that out I’m gonna click on it

32:17

multiple companies have promised not to

32:19

end service during this time including

32:20

Verizon AT&T t-mobile is huh apparently

32:30

he’s check out the comments it’s

32:36

offering 50% off yeah Verizon AT&T

32:41

t-mobile Sprint are not ending service

32:45

during this time ends many of them are

32:47

actually upping people’s usage just

32:51

automatically for no extra cost

32:54

yeah it’s a beauty AT&T did that for me

32:56

they were hitting like no overage on we

33:00

have like unlimited 4G and indefinitely

33:04

until they say otherwise so that’s

33:06

pretty cool

33:06

I’ve got like I have unlimited through

33:09

Verizon right now but they boosted my

33:11

hot spot for indefinitely cool spectrum

33:19

spectrum slash charter AT&T Comcast

33:22

Xfinity internet services they all have

33:26

different offers free for free or

33:27

discounted internet costs Chris Reynolds

33:30

is offering something I’m not really

33:31

sure what he didn’t tell me

33:34

so I don’t know personal injury attorney

33:37

Chris Reynolds attorney at law pictured

33:40

here is um if he doesn’t get you I’m not

33:48

gonna pro make any doesn’t get you at

33:54

least a million dollars he’s really

33:58

sorry about that get into an accident

34:00

intentionally just do an accident after

34:06

that like that’s gonna suck because it’s

34:08

like so and we know that many smaller

34:13

companies are doing things most of them

34:15

are local we are not a local show we are

34:17

her national show so outside of what

34:21

Jacob LaBelle decides to comment

34:24

I wasn’t ready I wasn’t ready so I

34:29

thought it was gonna be like where they

34:31

sell like you know toys & lubes and

34:34

stuff I wasn’t ready for trip

34:37

penetration

34:37

I was without warning I think I need to

34:42

at least be warned like if I go into a

34:45

room and people say hey listen before

34:47

you come in here there’s a whole teepee

34:50

thing happening right now

34:51

and I go okay well listen Chris we’re

34:54

all good sending you hugs when this

34:56

pandemic ends that’s perfect that’s our

34:58

has been in quarantine for like I think

35:03

over two weeks now because he still

35:05

hasn’t gotten his results back

35:09

Chris Reynolds is about to make a real

35:12

promise to you here

35:12

if not I’m definitely not saying that so

35:19

yeah Chris has some great deals for you

35:21

and he once he gets once he’s allowed to

35:23

leave his home he will be able to do

35:26

that so we’re wishing wish him well for

35:30

Chris thoughts and prayers for Chris

35:31

Reynolds but if anybody out there

35:36

besides Jacob labelled those of any

35:39

small local companies because that

35:43

company may be local them they aren’t

35:46

small I’ll tell you that huh if you if

35:51

you have any favorite locals who are

35:53

offering any kind of discounts any kind

35:55

of any boosts for their customers leave

35:59

them in the comments we will make posts

36:01

about all of them on our social medias

36:03

mhm

36:04

like well we’ll put them on float we’ll

36:06

put them on Twitter we’ll put them on

36:07

Instagram we’ll put them on the Facebook

36:11

Facebook all that so we’ll put them

36:14

we’ll put them everywhere every social

36:16

media that we have and we will continue

36:19

to give away all of our content for free

36:21

because that’s how guys muddy waters

36:24

media continues to be 100 percent off of

36:27

all media consumption there oh did we a

36:31

Tom Arnold says he’ll give 20 bucks for

36:33

you to wear alligator clips on it on his

36:41

nipples I’m assuming that means on my

36:44

nipples Oh like the Oh God like the

36:48

battery yeah I mean you won’t feel it 25

36:56

20 bucks I mean 20 bucks is 20 bucks

36:58

tell them I’ll think about Ciro Oh

37:02

Sierra Peterson says can crispy the

37:04

flower boy my wedding yeah if you don’t

37:06

want me there well have you if you don’t

37:11

want them to alpha spreading sunflower

37:15

seed at your wedding then I guess so

37:17

whatever

37:20

yeah tomorrow just said alligator clips

37:22

on the nips oh man

37:23

you should do it 20 bucks man even that

37:27

kind gives me mmm oh you know what

37:29

you’re not gonna feel it I mean it

37:32

depends on how high up you go if it’s

37:33

just on the nip you’re right you don’t

37:35

feel like gold

37:36

I mean Tom’s not saying Valley I didn’t

37:38

cut off part of my nip just snip well

37:42

that’s worth more than $20 that’s worth

37:44

more than 20 but slice right at least

37:46

$100 like my nipples hurt talking about

37:49

this so yeah so we’re giving away free

37:55

us at muddy waters mediacom 20 bucks for

38:01

the thing with the nipples right yes

38:05

Sarah Peterson says you’re the flower

38:08

man Chris would be the flower boy oh

38:10

yeah that’s right I’m the flower man

38:11

because I’m the alpha right so yeah go –

38:16

money – I Muddy Waters Mediacom for all

38:18

of our stuff for free Chris Reynolds

38:20

says Chris says 20 bucks to the charity

38:23

of your choice

38:24

I think the charity would be the mat

38:25

right nipple reconstruction Fund of

38:27

America in 2020 it would probably be the

38:30

mat right needs to buy food this week

38:32

fun that’s Gianna since the mat right

38:36

needs to buy kava fund mat what why are

38:42

you bleeding from your shirt it’s not a

38:43

big deal just bring the I want I want

38:46

what the bottomless kava get for 20

38:49

bucks I assume bottomless cada coffers I

38:53

think oh we we’ve got some comments in

38:56

YouTube bass as haters always hating I

38:58

assumed that’s about your nipples Sara

39:01

Branyan says no they say don’t eat

39:03

because they aren’t food they are

39:05

non-toxic I call it poison control on my

39:07

kid yeah but with the with the silicone

39:10

yeah I think you can I think you can’t

39:12

eat it it’s just taste bad it’s not good

39:16

for you not like Tide Pods but it’s it’s

39:21

it won’t kill you um yeah what what is

39:29

with everyone piercing their own nipples

39:31

I knew people that pierce their own like

39:33

belly buttons

39:34

people who pierce their own lips like it

39:36

it was like a thing back in the early in

39:39

the early aughts I must have missed that

39:44

one

39:44

well yeah you’re too busy smoking weed

39:50

good eye turns out that was a great life

39:54

choice um well good well speaking of

40:02

nipples now is the time for our favorite

40:07

our favorite segment I have nothing I

40:11

have nothing here it’s now time for us

40:15

here’s Chris Reynolds the personal

40:18

injury attorney Chris Reynolds attorney

40:19

at law

40:19

Anker Colin nipple and this is where

40:24

we’re going to try to cleanse our brains

40:27

of the whole entire first part of the

40:29

show at least I am plug Chris’s messages

40:35

here again you guys also anybody loud

40:40

you can meet miss messages anyone any

40:43

key would be for this segment doesn’t

40:45

mean he’s the only one that can call

40:46

yeah like you can everyone like he he

40:49

sponsors this segment but you can still

40:51

leave a message too you see so yeah so

40:56

um here is our first one who we have

40:59

three tonight big treat tonight with the

41:02

from personal injury attorney Chris

41:04

Reynolds attorney at law personal injury

41:07

attorney Chris Reynolds here with your

41:09

AOC Millenial minute sounded fancy one

41:12

of the things that I would love to get

41:14

your guys’s perspective on is the

41:19

segment of society that thinks that

41:22

either this is still either a hoax or

41:24

the growing population that I seem to

41:27

see especially online that is

41:31

essentially imploring us not to listen

41:34

to the mainstream media whatever that is

41:37

and that hospitals are actually empty

41:42

and they’re laying off people and that

41:44

we’re being told a lot of lies I guess I

41:48

would just want to know how would you

41:49

guys respond to that is that something

41:52

that I mean you would believe that

41:55

there’s any credibility to or not Thanks

41:57

so first of all you sound amazing Chris

42:03

you do you sound so like when you’re not

42:04

beside us yeah when you’re not driving

42:07

and you’re not hitting the little the

42:09

the the turn signal which good for you

42:11

for being in Florida and using a turn

42:12

signal very proud of you there but good

42:19

for you you sound you sound good here so

42:21

I’m good work quarantine is doing good

42:22

things for quarantine you sound Corrin

42:24

tastic right there my friend so yeah so

42:28

it’s not a hoax I think the people that

42:30

are still saying it’s a hoax or fools

42:31

and I think the people who are saying

42:35

stuff like more people dodo the flu

42:37

that’s not going to be true much longer

42:40

and they aren’t getting how exponential

42:43

growth of a new disease works what I do

42:47

agree with is I don’t think and I

42:51

actually made a video if you go to my

42:53

facebook page spike Owen facebook.com

42:58

slash literally spike Cohen uh or search

43:01

for spike Cohen comma you are next VP or

43:04

check me out on Twitter at real spike

43:07

Cohen but if you go to my facebook page

43:08

I made a sweet-ass six-minute long video

43:11

where I talked about couldn’t you go to

43:14

our website oh yeah it’s on the website

43:19

you can also go to Muddy Waters Mediacom

43:22

and check out that sweet-ass video where

43:26

I talk about why these lock downs don’t

43:28

work or at least they don’t work

43:32

relative to the amount of damage they’re

43:34

doing in other ways so it does slow the

43:36

spread somewhat but not that much and it

43:39

also has completely destroyed the

43:40

economy and is causing damage as a

43:43

result of that and I’m not convinced it

43:45

even really slows the spread here’s the

43:47

reality of how this works they’re

43:49

telling you that you can’t go outside

43:50

like this this bitch right here

43:58

store or the bank or the pharmacy of the

44:01

hospital or if your child has to go to

44:04

child care and sneeze and drool all over

44:07

the other children and don’t go outside

44:10

and cept during a very fixed number of

44:14

hours of the day so that you’re all at

44:16

these places at the same time and you’re

44:19

all you’re all touching the same items

44:21

frantically at the store and then the

44:24

cashier is touching all of your food

44:27

that you just bought because you think

44:29

there’s not going to be more food left

44:30

and then then they give it back to you

44:32

so you’re touching what they touched and

44:34

everyone’s touching everyone’s things

44:35

and you’re exchanging cards and receipts

44:38

and cash and change and just touching

44:41

and touching and you’re all huddled

44:42

together because it’s all the only

44:43

places you can go and a lot of you are

44:46

sick and sneezing all over each other

44:47

and licking things and you’re all you’re

44:50

all just disgusting and all together and

44:52

all just stuck all together for social

44:54

distancing because that’s how it works

44:56

when you’re checking out of a store

44:58

one’s six feet away from each other

44:59

right they’re not all packed together

45:01

and then and then and then but you can’t

45:03

go to a restaurant instead you should

45:05

just sit on the sidewalk where everyone

45:07

everyone pees and poops and and spits

45:09

and sneezes and coughs and then you

45:12

should just you should stay inside with

45:14

your closest and old relatives and bring

45:16

back everything that you brought from

45:18

the store including all the diseases

45:20

that everyone would have you touched

45:21

everything that they touched because

45:23

none of you people wash your fucking

45:24

hands and you’re just disgusting human

45:26

beings and you just you spread the

45:28

disease as much as possible and then

45:29

send your little your little bastards

45:31

off to daycare so that they can get sick

45:33

and make each other sick and they don’t

45:35

even get sick from this they just get

45:36

infected make everyone else sick and

45:38

they then then they die and the kids

45:40

then an orphan maker

45:41

it’s an orphan make it a disease for

45:42

these kids these kids poor kids they

45:44

lose everything because all the people

45:45

die all the people just die and they

45:48

they get to just Oh wonder what happened

45:50

oh yeah oh how do we not include that

46:02

well I got that audio just that part

46:07

good news I I had to call I had to call

46:10

an end

46:13

that was sound like that please tell me

46:16

he sounds like that he does in my mind I

46:18

don’t listen to him oh we’re gonna shut

46:20

the beach down because it’s the only

46:21

thing spike likes to do and he’s not

46:23

within like 30 feet of another person

46:25

and he goes in this fucking salt water

46:27

where the disease can’t even live cuz

46:28

it’s saltwater but he think you

46:30

definitely can’t do that don’t do that

46:32

just go to the store with everyone else

46:34

but only for me to eat so that bands

46:41

don’t work and and the only way that the

46:43

lockdown somewhere it the only way they

46:45

could work is if you truly just made

46:46

everyone stay home and not leave their

46:48

home for like three months and I mean

46:51

people would starve to death like it

46:52

would be way worse than the 1 to 3

46:56

percent

46:57

fatality rate of kovat if that I mean

47:00

it’s it would be mass starvation and

47:03

people hurting themselves and you know

47:05

and also the police because they’re so

47:07

busy making sure that you know more than

47:09

three people I care man definitely have

47:11

four people together at the park and so

47:13

because of that we’re not gonna be

47:14

responding to calls of Breaking and

47:16

Entering or assault he’s basically

47:19

creating the conditions for the purge

47:20

cuz I’m a bitch I’m a bitch so that’s

47:27

what I do believe they’re right about

47:29

mainstream media if you’re not listening

47:32

to Muddy Waters media then you’re

47:34

getting lies from Russia and that should

47:39

stop this is a very potent Jacob

47:44

Bluebell real quick I didn’t know the

47:45

Facebook was being lame which would then

47:47

be two weeks in a row we are not on

47:50

float today we don’t know why we

47:51

streamed to it but they said that

47:52

they’re having technical difficulties so

47:54

go to youtube youtube.com slash Muddy

47:57

Waters media and find us there

47:59

I’ll send I’ll put up the up with the

48:00

link in there now I do I don’t know if I

48:05

believe this I do think there’s a

48:07

possibility that the death numbers are

48:09

inflated the the number of dead or the

48:14

fatality rate the number of yes because

48:19

those are two distinctly different

48:22

things there that you said yes to but

48:24

okay well

48:25

the number of dead from this and the

48:29

fatality rate along with it I’m not the

48:33

the I think people are dying of other

48:35

things like heart disease like being

48:40

shot and they are counting it in this

48:46

it’s like when they were so like with

48:50

with kratom when they were trying to be

48:53

in kratom they’re like it’s had this

48:55

many deaths one of those people had been

48:57

shot in the chest twice and they were

49:01

saying oh it’s because he will-he a

49:02

crowd him in a system so obviously crowd

49:04

him was part of the reason he died I’ve

49:08

seen reports online none of them have

49:10

been confirmed so I don’t want to like

49:12

this isn’t the hill I’m dying on but

49:16

people have said oh yeah people are

49:17

dying of heart disease right now and

49:19

they were asymptomatic of kovat then

49:20

they’re counting it as a kovat death and

49:24

it would not surprise me if that was

49:28

something that was happened possibly if

49:33

nothing else the fact that we know that

49:35

a good bit possibly even a majority of

49:38

the people who get this have little to

49:40

no symptoms and we also know that a

49:43

bunch of people I’ve said it quite a

49:45

while now I think I might have gotten it

49:46

in February I know I have a friend who’s

49:49

just recovering from what they think

49:50

might have been it and we never got

49:53

tested and they’re still being real

49:55

stingy with the tests so there’s a good

49:57

chance that you know there’s way more

49:59

people that got it which means that the

50:01

fatality rates lower because they’re not

50:02

counting those people as confirmed

50:04

infections there was a study from Oxford

50:06

in in the UK that they think that as

50:09

much as 50% of the UK population has

50:12

already been infected which would

50:13

actually be good news because that would

50:15

mean that the fatality rate is something

50:19

like the flu or maybe even a little less

50:23

there have been other studies that show

50:25

that they don’t think that’s the case

50:26

but the fact that there’s even some

50:28

question there so there’s some

50:29

possibility there I’m not sure how much

50:31

I think the number of deaths are being

50:33

inflated although that’s absolutely

50:35

possible I do think that the fatality

50:37

rate we won’t know

50:38

I remember when h1n1 was out there in

50:40

two no.9 and we thought that it was a

50:43

disease that was not spreading very fast

50:45

but it was killing a lot of people

50:47

turned out that it infected like 60

50:49

million people and killed 12,000 people

50:52

we didn’t know it was anywhere near that

50:53

until they started doing antibody

50:55

testing and figured that was somewhere

50:57

between 40 million and 80 million with

50:59

the summer settled in the middle on 60

51:01

million that got it which have gave it a

51:03

fatality rate of point zero one percent

51:05

so you never know I mean I do think this

51:08

is more deadly than h1n1 or the flu but

51:10

we will we will find out but don’t don’t

51:13

watch any other media but this you don’t

51:15

need to it’s just going to depress you

51:18

yeah and like Chris says or take the

51:20

test or the test take takes two weeks to

51:24

get results and you wonder why you even

51:25

got tested initially really last I

51:27

talked to him he hadn’t even got this he

51:31

hadn’t even gotten that result like he

51:33

hadn’t gone the results back and it had

51:34

been two weeks

51:35

yeah so you know so yeah so I mean it’s

51:38

it’s we really don’t know and it’s sad

51:41

but we’ll we’ll find out we’ll know soon

51:45

enough I guess is the bottom line but uh

51:47

so I that’s I hope we answered your

51:50

question with that and so now we have

51:51

another question from Chris Arnold

51:55

personal injury attorney Chris Reynolds

51:57

here with your music minute during this

52:02

time of reflection I feel like I might

52:06

be going through somewhat of a midlife

52:08

crisis and I’m really hoping that spike

52:11

can help me out I grew up in the 80s and

52:15

90s mostly listening to hip-hop like NWA

52:20

Public Enemy dr. Dre Ice Cube that kind

52:23

of stuff we’re never any sort of like

52:25

R&B or any of that kind of stuff later

52:27

on I thought that was kind of weak so I

52:31

find myself driving to the grocery store

52:34

the other day and I’m listening and I’m

52:39

just like singing along tapping my foot

52:42

to the weekends new album which really

52:46

shocked me so I would love y’all’s

52:48

opinion especially spike am I in trouble

52:52

yeah it sounds like you’re not as hard

52:53

as used another thing I wasn’t ready for

53:01

on this has just been a series of things

53:02

I’ve not been ready for this entire

53:04

episode even though I’m the one that

53:06

produces it which they think I’d be more

53:08

ready for these things um so no I mean

53:11

listen I’m somewhat I guess I’m not as

53:13

I’d you probably would’ve beat me up

53:14

back in the day cuz I’m into R&B and and

53:17

you know and the soul stuff and the day

53:20

like mental image of Chris Reynolds

53:23

taking my lunch money like being a bully

53:29

to anybody he me wait like he it was

53:33

like to anybody I don’t even care if

53:34

it’s you he’s like grant he’s like 6 4

53:37

but he is real thin you got that reach

53:41

he does have the reach you got that ring

53:44

reach on you but I can’t imagine Chris

53:48

like give me your lunch money

53:50

black Boop listen I mean there are some

53:53

tall skinny kids out there that you know

53:55

they got that reach they know how to

53:56

really lean into it they can torque it

53:58

on you and like that I mean you know so

54:00

those ones you gotta watch my key what’s

54:01

gonna do boop boop you can’t even do

54:03

anything about it because they’re so far

54:04

away um so I don’t know but I think

54:09

maybe you’re maturing maybe this is you

54:12

know you’re you’re you don’t have to you

54:14

know these streets haven’t been the

54:17

kindest to you and you know you don’t

54:19

have to you don’t have to live for these

54:20

streets anymore Chris and you know now

54:23

you’re realizing that you know you can

54:25

live uh you can be a kinder Chris you’ll

54:28

be a kind of Chris you’re still a thug

54:29

like you’re still thug Chris I’m not

54:32

saying you’re not a thug but I’m just

54:33

saying maybe you’re you’re a thug with a

54:35

heart now you know that’s okay that’s a

54:37

good thing that’s beautiful I think

54:39

that’s beautiful that you’re that you’re

54:40

you know more of a more of a you know a

54:44

gangster love instead of just a gangster

54:49

or gangsta sorry I haven’t heard the

54:54

weekends new album yet but I’m sure it’s

54:55

good I like the old one in mezzo

54:59

probably come as no shock to anybody I

55:00

haven’t heard anything at all no I did

55:03

hear the new childish gambino Allah

55:05

which is it those are also good yeah I

55:09

really liked it so I listened something

55:12

a lot that’s good yeah really really dug

55:16

the new childish gambino that’s good so

55:19

we’re gonna get this last one from Chris

55:20

where he’s probably gonna tell me to

55:22

give him my lunch money personal injury

55:25

attorney Chris Reynolds here with your

55:27

favorite weekly segment ask spike so

55:34

during this period of reflection

55:37

probably one of the biggest issues

55:39

especially one of the most divisive

55:41

issues of our our era has been something

55:46

that lots of people have been

55:47

contemplating it really tells you a lot

55:49

about somebody where they stand on this

55:51

issue whether or not you can be friends

55:53

you know what kind of person they are

55:55

and so I really just need some guidance

55:59

from spike on this one to see what he

56:02

thinks about probably one of the more

56:04

important issues of our lifetime we’ve

56:07

got this this documentary of the the

56:11

Bulls coming up here and I want to know

56:14

where does Spike stand on the MJ versus

56:17

LeBron debate thanks I thought you were

56:24

gonna ask me a tiger King question who

56:28

listen you know people say a lot of bad

56:32

things about the Bron you know that he’s

56:35

gone around to different teams and he

56:37

hasn’t been loyal and you know he’s you

56:41

know he’s he’s like a soccer flopper

56:43

that you know what if he gets touched

56:44

he’s like oh you know I’m sure LeBron

56:47

has made some mistakes in his life

56:48

things that he’s not proud of things

56:51

that he might want to you know redo if

56:53

he had a chance but at least he didn’t

56:55

kill his husband like that lying bitch

56:57

down in Florida Carol askin okay no I

57:04

think I mean I am NOT this may come as a

57:08

shock to you I am NOT a a a I’m not the

57:12

biggest sports buff but just from what I

57:16

do know my Under

57:18

standing is that Michael Jordan was a

57:21

much more well-rounded player and did so

57:26

for a longer period of time I don’t know

57:28

if that’s true but I also like him more

57:35

he was in Space Jam

57:39

LeBron not in Space Jam he’s in space to

57:43

him to I won’t watch that not not my

57:48

Space Jam hashtag hashtag not my Space

57:52

Jam and uh yeah

57:55

so that’s that’s my take on that but

57:58

since you asked about Tiger King Joe

58:01

exotic didn’t do it he got set up by

58:04

that lying asshole Geoff low and then we

58:08

haven’t hit like every cuss word tonight

58:09

and we’re usually like we’re usually a

58:14

pretty PG show no but see but it’s it’s

58:16

this it’s it’s it’s this this bitch

58:18

Henry McMaster that’s bringing it out of

58:21

me and Carol Baskins and Carol Baskin

58:24

down in Florida killed her husband right

58:27

over here in Tampa oh that’s right just

58:30

right there well and da cantle is oh

58:35

yeah or like 10 minutes from you yeah

58:37

he’s like like I think less than 10

58:40

miles away from he’s like 10 15 minutes

58:42

away from me Ryoko we could get Austin

58:45

Peterson on the phone cuz he’s in

58:46

Missouri oh no wait that’s Oklahoma

58:48

isn’t it Oklahoma yeah uh god I know I

58:52

know somebody in Oklahoma we should get

58:53

them on the phone and then we’ll have

58:55

all three oh um Erin Adams is are you

59:02

friends with Erin Adams I think so she’s

59:06

in Oklahoma she’s actually in that

59:07

documentary a couple spot a couple

59:09

places she’s featured in it because she

59:11

was working on one of his rival

59:12

competitors for the for the primary and

59:15

and I sent her a friend request to Nick

59:18

said Nick if you’re watching this accept

59:21

my friend request please the guy that

59:25

was um Joe’s campaign manager the one

59:27

who said I’m a libertarian so tight that

59:30

one biz

59:32

you count up in people you might know I

59:35

was like yeah that’s what happened he

59:37

showed up and I’m like I don’t know I’m

59:40

gonna Tiger King is 15 minutes away from

59:42

me oh well there you go this is the

59:46

triumvirate right here yeah you have doc

59:48

I have that bitch and she’s got the

59:51

tiger King she’s got both Joe exotic and

59:55

Geoff low yeah and then that and that

59:58

fat guy that was on the jet ski at the

59:59

end you know that movie is so messed up

60:02

that like in one of the episodes there’s

60:05

a guy riding a one of those three wheel

60:09

cars like three wheel roadsters and he

60:13

has a skeleton full-size skeleton in his

60:16

passenger seat and none of us question

60:19

that I kind of liked him up until I saw

60:23

him in the three-wheeled like the

60:25

motorcycle with two wheels in the front

60:27

but like none of us saw like most shows

60:35

if you were watching that and that

60:36

happened I would be like what the hell

60:39

is that that show we were already so

60:43

desensitized to insanity that a we

60:47

didn’t care and be the show producers

60:51

felt zero obligation to explain any of

60:53

that to us no and see we didn’t care

60:57

that they didn’t feel that like we were

60:58

all in on the fact that nothing has to

61:01

make sense it’s like when you watch the

61:02

masked singer and if you kind of step

61:04

back for a moment and look at what

61:05

you’re watching and think this is the

61:07

most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in

61:09

my life

61:09

yes but you’re so trying to figure out

61:12

if that’s you know Janet Jackson it’s

61:16

not it’s not it’s um who are you talking

61:21

about dead fallen angel it’s uh it’s the

61:24

woman from Real Housewives of Atlanta

61:27

yeah it’s the it’s the Real Housewives

61:29

woman the one who wrote no scrubs that’s

61:32

who that is

61:32

spoiler alert by the way then you’ve

61:35

also got Barry Zito is the right now I

61:38

don’t know who’s Barry Zito he was a

61:41

pitcher for the Giants and the A’s you

61:45

had to have looked that up

61:46

how in the hell would you know that a

61:47

pitcher for the Giants sings like that

61:49

because he released a he released an EP

61:53

about five years ago oh because he

61:56

because he went to go play for the

61:57

Nashville sounds and that was where he

62:00

felt like in there a triple-a team for

62:02

the A’s

62:03

now there for the A’s when I when I was

62:05

living there they were for Milwaukee I

62:06

think and so he went to go pitch there

62:10

and then he started his music career and

62:12

he released an EP well that’s when I had

62:19

no idea like I know they liked the

62:20

astronaut I’m sure is some like pop

62:22

country singer that I have no idea who

62:23

that is

62:25

what’s that Hunter Hayes is that a pop

62:28

country singer yeah pretty much yeah

62:30

so that’s yeah I I knew I didn’t know

62:32

who that was and then like the one that

62:34

was the one who knew Ken I knew I didn’t

62:38

know who she was but I knew who freaking

62:40

Jojo see what was and I knew who she was

62:42

in the flight first 10 seconds of the

62:44

first song and I hated myself for

62:46

knowing that I didn’t know when she

62:52

might I’m like oh god I know that voice

62:56

nobody gets Sarah Palin nobody gets

63:01

therapy no now I I watched that having

63:04

already know because everyone had to

63:06

talk about that I watched that having

63:08

known that it was already gonna be Sarah

63:10

Palin I don’t think I would have guessed

63:12

that no there is no there is no way

63:15

there was nobody there nobody would have

63:18

been like hmm Sarah Palin I think there

63:20

was no way I was guessing Tony Hawk no

63:24

but I knew it was little Wayne everyone

63:26

else is like all uh johnny Knoxville I’m

63:28

like how is this not I felt like the

63:31

entire first season where I knew it was

63:33

the monster was t-pain and everyone

63:36

sitting there going oh good oh boo

63:38

Michael Vick I’m like how do you not

63:40

know you some of you have recorded songs

63:42

with this person how on earth do you not

63:44

know that that’s t-paint like it’s so

63:45

obviously t-pain and I felt like they

63:48

were gonna do that again with Lil Wayne

63:49

so when they when he was kicked off the

63:51

first episode I’m like thank God we can

63:53

finish this I’m like how did you not

63:57

hear little Wayne

64:02

so speaking of not knowing that it was

64:07

little Wayne Joe Biden’s a rapist so

64:15

he’s just you just went right into that

64:18

one so last week in in in in in in

64:23

breaking rapey Joe news um last week the

64:27

intercept released an article detailing

64:29

how times up which is a hashtag me to

64:32

organization was unable to fund an

64:34

allegation against unable to find fund

64:39

Oh fun fund an allegation against Joe

64:41

Biden because they are a nine nonprofit

64:43

and and he is a very well respected

64:47

presidential candidate pictured here

64:49

being respectable and not actually I

64:55

mean that he looks like he’s thinking

64:56

about raping everyone on earth right

64:59

there everybody that can see him right

65:01

now he is considering he is thinking

65:03

about raping you he is he is smile

65:08

raping the entire Western Hemisphere

65:13

you know I actually saw that picture I

65:16

stole that picture from a meme and above

65:20

that picture it said when you ask your

65:23

toddler if they just pooped in the

65:25

corner it said it was something along

65:29

those lines and I and I sent it to I

65:32

sent it to Sarah and I sent it to my

65:36

buddy Adam as well he goes yep that’s

65:38

the face but when I was when I was doing

65:40

the notes on this I was like what would

65:42

be the perfect Joe Biden picture for

65:44

this the toddler pooping one yeah I mean

65:49

that to me looks more like well maybe

65:51

that’s I mean I I mean that that to me

65:53

looks more like I want I’m I’m raping

65:58

everyone I’m raping all of you raping

66:01

all of you right so times up also they

66:05

worked they were one of the ones that

66:06

work to keep Kavanagh justice Cavanaugh

66:10

from getting on the bench but they were

66:12

not a5

66:13

three see at the time no they were not

66:18

so now they didn’t do this well yeah

66:22

they’re also afraid that if they go

66:23

after a presidential candidate it will

66:26

affect their 501c3 standing yeah my it

66:30

might yeah I could Tara Reid who is not

66:37

Tara Reid from American Pie or from

66:41

sharknado clearly uh she was a Senate

66:45

staffer during the 90s and after an

66:47

accusation by politician Lucy Flores

66:49

from Nevada who claimed that Joe Biden

66:53

had inappropriately touched and sniffed

66:55

her last April oh yeah Terry came out

66:58

with her story

67:00

this is initially don’t worry we’re

67:02

gonna get to everything else most of her

67:05

story mirrored what we know about Biden

67:08

so far there was inappropriate touching

67:10

sniffing etc but before she got to the

67:13

real meat of that story there’s a poor

67:16

choice of words that was like Joe Biden

67:17

saying just keep on punching when he was

67:19

talking about women’s violence that was

67:21

bad hashtag bangin keep bangin keep

67:24

bangin but after she came out with the

67:28

initial reports on her story she was

67:30

talk stand accused of being a Russian

67:31

asset so she went silent being a Russian

67:37

asset yeah one of the Russian trolls for

67:41

Trump okay part of the reason she was

67:45

accused of this is one she’s a Bernie

67:47

fan so many people thought she was doing

67:49

it for Bernie but also she had a tweet

67:55

saying I love Russia with all my heart

67:58

President Putin scares the power elite

68:00

in America because he is a compassionate

68:02

caring visionary leader now she is a

68:08

free lana yeah you you have a question

68:12

that’s a it’s an interesting statement

68:16

sorry go ahead yeah no it is like all of

68:19

this story is filled with interesting

68:21

statements

68:24

she’s an author and claims to be working

68:27

on a book about Russia I was learning

68:28

about the country at the time and

68:29

learning about Putin and this was

68:33

supposed to be part of a call for world

68:35

peace

68:36

according to her okay now remember much

68:42

like with Kavanagh we are not going to

68:45

go out on a limb and say this happened

68:47

this happened in 1993 and we aren’t

68:51

validating and while we aren’t

68:53

validating was being said we’re

68:54

reporting what is being said we’ll leave

68:57

it up to you figure out what you believe

69:00

everybody uncool at the time when the

69:06

event happened

69:07

however she told her mother her brother

69:09

and a friend who worked and senator Ted

69:12

Kennedy’s office about the incident

69:14

which I would have picked probably a

69:15

different senator but man you know

69:19

someone who’s less tolerant of such

69:22

things yeah somebody who hasn’t you know

69:24

watched a bitch die

69:27

someone who wasn’t like yeah but did he

69:29

you know drown you they’re fine her

69:38

mother has passed away unfortunately

69:40

but both her friend and brother told the

69:42

intercept she did tell them about it

69:44

back then

69:46

her brother has stated that he was not a

69:49

good advocate for his sister back then

69:50

because he told her just to get over so

69:56

this isn’t a case of like Oh what are

69:59

you talking about oh no like she did

70:00

actually say it back then but everyone

70:03

around her was flesh like a terrible

70:05

person right pretty much Reed’s friend

70:07

who asked to remain anonymous as so as

70:11

to not be part of the public blowback

70:13

said she discouraged Reid from coming

70:14

forward at all concerned that she would

70:16

be attacked and would never get the

70:18

apology she was hoping for well weed in

70:20

her brother Colin both said that their

70:23

mother urged her to call the police and

70:24

her brother urged her to move on instead

70:28

so she has told people about this that

70:32

these people have said yes she did tell

70:35

us about it back in 1993

70:37

um according this is gonna be a long one

70:46

according to her official statement she

70:49

said that a supervisor called her into

70:51

the office and said I want you to take

70:53

this to jail don’t know what this is I’m

70:55

assuming it’s not what we’re gonna talk

70:57

about later or at least I hope not I

71:00

want I want you to take this to Joe he

71:06

wants it we want you to bring it hurry

71:09

it was a gym bag she called it an

71:13

athletic bag

71:14

she said he was down towards the Capitol

71:16

and he’ll meet you I went down and I was

71:19

headed down towards there and he was he

71:22

was at first talking to someone and then

71:24

they went away we were in like the side

71:27

like the side area and he said and he

71:30

just said hey come here Tara she

71:33

continued with I handed him the thing he

71:36

greeted me

71:37

he remembered my name and then we were

71:39

alone it was the strangest thing

71:41

there was no like exchange really he

71:45

just had me up against the wall I was

71:47

wearing like a skirt a business skirt I

71:50

wasn’t wearing stockings it was kind of

71:53

hot it was kind of a hot day that day

71:56

and I was wearing heels I remember I was

71:58

wearing a blouse

71:59

and he just had me up against the wall

72:01

and the wall was cold it happened all at

72:04

once his hands were on me and underneath

72:07

my clothes yeah and he went down my

72:10

skirt but then up inside it and he

72:13

penetrated me with his fingers and he

72:15

was kissing me at the same time and he

72:18

was saying something to me he said

72:20

several things I can’t remember

72:22

everything he said

72:30

so that was her statement and this was

72:32

said so she was initially she initially

72:34

tried to tell this story a year ago

72:36

after the Lucy Flores incident she ended

72:41

up being boxed being called a Russian

72:43

asset again her tweet praising Putin not

72:46

really a good look for all right please

72:49

don’t just because she has a weird

72:51

opinion about Russia doesn’t negate the

72:54

possibility that she was raped thirty

72:57

years ago almost 2700 right no I agree

73:01

time’s up fearful of losing their 501c3

73:04

status refused to fund the AXI

73:05

accusation but gave Tara their emotional

73:07

support which hey thanks appreciate you

73:15

Biden has denied any inappropriate

73:18

conduct in the past he has not

73:20

personally commented on this particular

73:23

incident but his campaign has released

73:26

multiple denials on his behalf including

73:28

somebody that worked for him from in the

73:30

Senate from 1983 to 2002 that did you

73:39

lose me just now no okay no yep I did go

73:45

ahead I can say they can still hear you

73:47

but okay there you go alright yeah so

73:50

she one of his staff members from 1983

73:56

to 2000 said that at no point during her

73:58

time as one of Biden’s

74:01

staff members did anybody ever bring her

74:04

anything of this sort okay

74:06

and the campaign manager obviously said

74:10

Joe Biden has never done anything wrong

74:11

in his entire life now again it’s

74:14

anything ever yeah ever nothing wrong

74:19

we’re not saying this happen but she has

74:26

told others about it in the past right

74:28

which makes it massively different than

74:33

the Cavanaugh instance where Christine

74:37

Blasi forward could not find anybody

74:40

that could corroborate that she had

74:42

talked about it whenever

74:43

right right um she tried to talk about

74:47

in the past

74:47

she’s silence being docked she was

74:50

silenced by being dachshund accused of

74:51

being a Russian asset which again

74:54

whatever yeah

74:57

so she this could be either either way I

75:01

mean she could have made this up or not

75:02

right but but what we do know is she has

75:05

been consistent in seeing this has

75:07

happened she just didn’t have anyone

75:08

that was willing to support her in going

75:11

forward with it which any person who’s

75:13

been a victim of rape can tell you that

75:15

if they don’t feel supported it makes a

75:17

lot harder for them to you know accuse

75:20

someone especially a beloved figures you

75:22

know a prominent figure if everyone

75:24

around you is like ya know just shut up

75:26

just get over it um so could happen I

75:30

mean it could it definitely could happen

75:33

and it might not she may have been

75:34

making this up this whole time I mean we

75:36

don’t know and unfortunately there’s

75:39

more than likely not gonna be one way to

75:41

find out one way or another and what she

75:44

did say is that when it initially

75:45

happened she would talk to her friends

75:48

and she thought that something was gonna

75:49

come of this because she had talked

75:52

about it with people and there were

75:54

witnesses to the event right but nobody

75:58

was willing to back it up like nobody

76:02

was willing to step out to say oh ya

76:04

know Joe did that or did you sorta just

76:07

support her and say you know this is a

76:08

trustworthy person or whatever right

76:10

nothing she did say that she did say

76:15

that back then 1993 didn’t say that back

76:21

then women were just expected to get

76:24

over things like that yeah I mean I can

76:30

see people going looky-look raped you

76:32

raped you you just touched you in you

76:34

know whatever and you know least you’re

76:37

okay

76:37

like so I know I can picture I can

76:39

picture it happening I can picture this

76:41

happening and her telling people hey

76:42

this thing happened to me it does sound

76:45

kind of surreal in a couple spots but

76:48

that’s also how we’re hearing how it was

76:50

explained you know a transcript of her

76:53

explaining it to someone so I

76:55

it could happen it may not happen it

76:58

happened the only issue that I have with

77:00

it and granted the me to movement has

77:02

picked up a lot over the last couple of

77:04

years basically since we started this

77:06

show yeah all correlation I hope but he

77:15

he was VP for eight years much like with

77:21

Kavanagh when we said he’s been working

77:25

his way up the ranks closer and closer

77:28

to Supreme Court now granny you don’t

77:29

know if somebody’s gonna be on the

77:30

Supreme Court but when you’re talking

77:32

about a federal judge at any level the

77:35

odds are good yeah yeah why wouldn’t you

77:38

report why wouldn’t you reported that

77:40

it’s it’s the same criticism that we

77:42

gave forward and all of the other

77:44

accusers for Kavanagh most of which were

77:47

obvious fakes this one why didn’t she

77:50

say anything during the eight years that

77:53

he was VP and again the me to movement

77:57

has been picking up recently but also

78:01

like when G he was one heartbeat away

78:04

from the president right but she also

78:06

was even like her own family was saying

78:10

ixnay on the a pray and and like it

78:15

sounds like everyone around her was like

78:17

don’t talk about that don’t talk about

78:19

that now maybe they said don’t talk

78:21

about that because she has a history of

78:24

saying outlandish stuff we really don’t

78:27

know right I will say that all of this

78:30

we don’t know this is just we are giving

78:32

you the story pointing out what’s

78:36

credible and what’s questionable right

78:39

and leaving it on you yeah and in my

78:41

opinion this one has a little bit more

78:44

teeth to it than like for example

78:46

Christine Blasi Ford but for all I know

78:48

that one happened and this one didn’t

78:51

happen

78:51

we don’t know a Cavanaugh could have

78:53

absolutely you know molested or raped

78:55

Christine be Blasi Ford and Joe Biden

78:58

may very well not touch Tara Reid or

79:00

they both did or neither did or only Joe

79:03

did and Cavanaugh did like we don’t know

79:05

we don’t know and it’s very unfortunate

79:07

we do know that Joe

79:09

really likes touching and sniffing girls

79:12

like a lost room and you’re seeing a lot

79:15

of hypocrisy you’re seeing a ton of

79:18

hypocrisy right from both sides here and

79:21

that’s why that’s why we were not going

79:23

to say that this absolutely Adam we’re

79:24

just reporting what was reported we’re

79:27

just telling you what other people have

79:28

told us but you’re seeing like the

79:32

Atlantic for instance a guy for the

79:35

Atlantic who during the Cavanaugh

79:36

instance he said just being accused is

79:41

enough to make him where he should drop

79:43

out wait and again I’m not I’m not

79:49

agreeing with that sentiment yeah I am

79:52

not agreeing with that sentiment but

79:54

he’s staying oddly quiet on the Jo bite

79:59

that’s the thing like if an allegation

80:02

that this serious is enough for someone

80:05

to have to just drop out because of an

80:07

allegation then that would be the case

80:09

and start seeing it everywhere

80:11

and like I said in terms of just

80:13

circumstantial the fact that this woman

80:16

has a lot of people backing her up that

80:18

yeah she was telling us this and we we

80:20

just weren’t very supportive of her that

80:22

makes us have a lot more in my mind a

80:24

lot more potential credibility we at

80:26

least know that she’s been consistent in

80:27

saying this happened to her she may have

80:29

been consistently lying the whole time

80:30

we don’t know but I don’t know this one

80:34

sounds and and I would be lying if I

80:36

said Joe Biden’s history that we know of

80:38

and have high-definition video of and

80:42

that he’s bragged about doesn’t help his

80:46

case either because he’s kind of like

80:48

this like the people who are you know

80:51

upset about Trump that he is a at best

80:56

womanizer and at worst sexual predator

80:59

and someone who has some very

81:01

questionable statements he’s made about

81:03

women and things that he’s done to women

81:06

and talked about doing the women and all

81:07

of this Joe Biden’s kind of all that

81:09

stuff too right which is just so weird

81:14

that they’d go with him and not Bernie

81:16

Sanders who as far as I know his only

81:19

weird thing is he wrote like a weird

81:21

rape fantasy store

81:23

in college which is that weird yeah but

81:28

that’s like it’s the only thing I’ve

81:30

ever heard about him that was even

81:31

anything like that and like writing a

81:35

story in college like I that’s a lot

81:41

different than actually having people

81:43

accuse you of touching them

81:44

inappropriately like this that’s it’s

81:46

not the same and he’s even said that you

81:50

know he wouldn’t write that now and

81:51

apologize or whatever but like the the

81:54

things you can objective Ernie Sanders

81:55

are his policies being terrible ideas

81:59

but in terms of its character it’s hard

82:02

to find a lot of difficult you know like

82:04

I mean that I’m sure you can you know

82:05

nitpick things he hasn’t had a real job

82:07

and stuff like that but like they’re

82:12

going with Joe Biden instead it’s just

82:14

so after Hillary lost to Trump they went

82:21

they’re going with someone who isn’t

82:24

quite as bad as Hillary and in some ways

82:25

but is actually worse than her and

82:27

others it’s just very even though like

82:29

Bernie way more represents what they

82:32

actually won it’s just it’s it’s it’s

82:37

the item I find it very very interesting

82:41

and as someone who’s running in a

82:43

campaign to try to scoop up as money you

82:46

know disaffected Bernie voters who are

82:49

watching the DNC screw them just as hard

82:51

as the Republicans party screws their

82:53

people it’s certainly welcome to me but

82:56

it’s very sad to watch like you wouldn’t

82:59

expect that look here we are so you tell

83:04

us in the comments do you think Joe

83:06

Biden raped Tara Reid or do you sexually

83:10

assaulted sexually oh that’s right

83:12

you’re right yeah I get sexually

83:13

assaulted technically not rape it’s not

83:15

repeat oh it’s sexual assault II Joe

83:18

yeah but you think that this guy got a

83:22

little too touchy I wash smells a little

83:24

a lot too touchy again someone’s consent

83:28

like wait wait yeah

83:30

he got way too touchy let us know in the

83:33

comments so before we go

83:36

quick vermin spike 2020 campaign update

83:41

we’ve been kind of smooth sailin we did

83:44

some we’ve both done a bunch of

83:45

different podcast interviews and in fact

83:49

I think vermin’s doing one or just

83:52

finished one earlier so yeah so he any

83:56

ma on Thursday right yeah he’s doing an

83:59

AMA on Thursday at 8 I think 8 or 9 yeah

84:04

a p.m. he’s doing an AMA which will be

84:07

good on Saturday I’m going to be

84:10

attending the Libertarian Party of North

84:13

Carolina Convention on Zoom and I will

84:16

be giving them out one of my little

84:17

videos and answering any questions

84:19

people have and just being there to

84:21

support my fellow Carolina libertarians

84:25

at a time when these bitches are just

84:27

telling us what to do

84:30

just being bitches so I’m gonna be there

84:34

with James case over on periscope Oh

84:39

which didn’t know we got periscope

84:42

notifications on here but James case

84:44

says that Biden definitely doesn’t

84:46

understand personal boundaries or as we

84:47

like to call it today social distancing

84:50

yeah Matt Hicks is also drunk this just

84:56

in

84:56

Matt Hicks is drunk for news that nobody

85:02

considers news breaking breaking news

85:06

Matt Hicks intoxicated on alcohol

85:10

yep uh nurse Reynolds says go ahead

85:14

Chris Reynolds wants to know when your

85:16

AMA is I just had an AMA I you seem to

85:19

have won almost every week yeah so I

85:21

have one I’ve been having more like

85:23

specific ones for different caucuses and

85:25

stuff so that they can have a one-on-one

85:27

with me and you know ask me questions

85:31

specific to what’s interesting to them

85:32

so I’ll probably be doing I guess I need

85:35

to do a Waffle House caucus one don’t I

85:37

yeah keep morale yeah

85:39

since our reddit is definitely not

85:42

popular but I think we have 31 followers

85:46

online but 31 more than we used to

85:50

that’s true that’s 31 more than we had

85:53

two weeks ago yeah when we started but

85:57

we should probably promote in there and

86:00

then share it to the vermin supreme

86:02

group talking about a AMA with you on

86:06

Facebook yeah absolutely yeah definitely

86:10

I’m putting the link to our group by the

86:12

way we want everyone to join our group

86:13

muddied waters the muddy waters

86:15

discussion group that we have I just put

86:18

the link in Facebook

86:20

I guess I’ll put it everywhere else too

86:21

if you want to join it if you’re even if

86:23

you’re not on Facebook right now you can

86:24

join you can join our Facebook group if

86:27

you’re on Facebook ever um we’d love to

86:30

have you and we weren’t in the wonderful

86:34

discussion that we have on that group

86:38

that wonderful discussions we have every

86:40

single night so yeah so we’ll be in I’ll

86:44

be at the North Carolina convention I’ll

86:46

be doing pretty much every weekend I’ll

86:47

be at some convention on Zoom to talk

86:53

about our campaign talk about the badger

86:55

talk about the cheesy bread

86:58

libertarianism cheese bread anism so

87:04

yeah you got a show tomorrow I don’t I

87:09

do not I do not have a show tomorrow I

87:13

might decide to go live at the last

87:15

minute but right now I don’t have a

87:16

guest well hit me uh you know anything

87:21

oh yeah I’ll talk to you if I’m not

87:24

doing a show is cuz I’m talking to Matt

87:25

everyone or yeah oh you mean Matt being

87:32

a guest yeah I mean if you are bored

87:34

it’s like you’re like I just feel like

87:36

go online whatever we’d like no notes

87:39

we’ll just do it oh I may do that if I’m

87:44

gonna sleep laughing Matt would be my

87:51

guest

87:52

well yeah I mean he’s saying I’ll do it

87:54

I’m not gonna choose between my Matt’s

87:56

room I don’t actually have to choose cuz

88:02

one of you can be on video and the other

88:03

one can call in

88:04

hangout that’s true um so I mean they’re

88:09

gonna have an episode tomorrow or I’m

88:12

not or I’m gonna have two guests both my

88:16

mats or just one of the mats or one of

88:20

the mats and the other mat calls in or

88:23

nothing

88:24

yes all of those things could happen

88:27

tomorrow

88:29

I’m tired right now so I’m leaning

88:31

towards nothing but do you never know

88:34

tomorrow tomorrow is a new day so let’s

88:39

wrap up on the comments here sounds like

88:41

a magical show exactly mat squared that

88:43

is that that if we have it that’s what

88:45

we’ll call it the mat squared show and

88:51

mmm effing pop-tarts

88:54

absolutely I like I like how you edited

88:59

that after already saying she’s wearing

89:02

so much on this show after swearing I’ve

89:07

sworn a lot on this show which is I’m

89:09

usually a very wholesome boy but no

89:11

we’re me we’re usually very fan

89:13

family-friendly today got away from us

89:15

today

89:16

this today I’m telling you this bitch

89:19

Henry McMaster this is my Carroll Baskin

89:23

right here Henry Mik Baskin bitch so

89:27

Henry McMaster Henry McMaster

89:35

oh I’m not even gonna try to do his

89:38

voice but Hank you can’t get that high

89:40

that bitch down in Florida Carroll

89:43

Baskin but this yeah no this is my bitch

89:45

right here I’m sure he killed me he

89:48

probably killed his husband too

89:50

Hey so anyway guys thanks again for

89:55

tuning in tune in tomorrow where I might

89:58

be doing my show we’re not I don’t know

90:01

I don’t know I may or may not be doing

90:04

my show I might be too if I’m not I’m

90:07

either I’m napping and then be sure to

90:11

tune in next Tuesday for a very special

90:16

Muddy Waters of freedom

90:19

and it’s very named Thursday for

90:21

vermin’s ama oh yeah we will probably

90:25

post yeah we’ll put we’ll share the link

90:28

to vermin’s ama once that’s up and yeah

90:32

so be sure to tune in to that Thursday

90:34

and then next Tuesday muddy waters of

90:36

freedom right back here with me and the

90:38

beautiful Matt right right over there

90:40

and his mic will be 5 percent larger

90:43

than it was in this episode every

90:46

episode just slightly just slightly

90:47

closer to the camera and eventually

90:50

it’ll just be the muddied mic of Matt

90:51

it’s gonna be what this show is called

90:54

so yeah so thanks again for tuning in

90:57

and we will see you possibly tomorrow if

90:59

I feel like it and where we’re going

91:01

well if you want to find us on the

91:03

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91:04

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91:06

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91:08

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91:13

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91:14

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91:20

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91:22

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91:25

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91:29

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91:30

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91:33

saying we should just use this as our

91:34

[Applause]

91:40

stage of america is he you almost feel

91:46

like that should be our outro from here

91:47

on out but i feel like we should yeah

91:50

great news everyone Kenneth Copeland has

91:52

canceled kovat but just in America just

91:56

in America so if you’re not America

91:58

sorry so yeah so be sure to tune in to a

92:03

kovat free Kenneth Copeland post Kenneth

92:05

Kenneth Copeland revival episode of the

92:08

muddy waters of freedom and for our

92:10

vermin supreme viewers tuning in on

92:13

periscope thanks for tuning in to the

92:15

last several seconds of this show this

92:20

show will be up shortly where you can

92:22

watch the whole thing I invite you to

92:23

watch the whole thing as it happened

92:25

earlier when we started it but thank you

92:28

again we love you so much thank you so

92:30

much to our vermin

92:31

vermin spike 2020 team thank you to Matt

92:34

right thank you to me take it Chris

92:36

Reynolds attorney law personal injury

92:37

attorney attorney at law

92:38

chris rentals and where we’re going we

92:42

don’t need roads I don’t like how I did

92:44

that where we’re going we don’t need

92:46

roads I wake up and till you hear drops

92:50

they fall down like rain I put on that

92:55

old song that we dance ooh and then I

92:58

hear back to the track because I love to

93:02

sing I mean many years ago open knocking

93:13

off quick along the road you know what I

93:19

saw and found a plan

93:23

show me love now I’m flexing middle red

93:28

they know me too and ever in sleep last

93:35

night

93:36

let me – where did you sign bro

93:43

baby can fals that Stan show me a better

93:47

way promise I’ll clean this game this

93:53

much I know it’s true I came up and so

94:01

creature and for the boys

94:06

fuck MA

94:09

for 12/12/12 the class

94:17

Nora Monyetta for who gets my proof I

94:27

promise I ain’t no baby

94:58

[Music]

95:01

I’m so glad this game this much I know

95:06

it’s true

95:09

I came up and suckers you and put the

95:14

boys in blue

95:19

as well

95:22

[Music]

95:31

[Applause]

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