Boyfriend to girlfriend:"Why can't we have what the throuple has."Girlfriend to boyfriend:"Dude we can't compete with what they have. They each bring something dynamic to the table."Bf to Gf:"How so?"Gf to Bf:"Well, you see, Robert is the bossy one and acts like the supreme leader of the throuple. Sammi is the crazy one who comes up with all the kinky fantasies they try out, and Angus is the glue that holds the throuple together."Bf to Gf:"We need to start a throuple."