abraxas-calibrator:

Straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

Gay friend groups be like: *spooky ghost* *insecure pokemon fan* *guy who needs a nap* *ball of rage that just wants to talk about romcoms* *feral catgirl* *vampire* *dragon enthusiast* *vriska* *horse enthusiast* *clown* *harry potter fanboy* *girl who’s mom is a giant octopus*