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Hitler hears about the deaths in Homestuck. He isn't happy.

00:00 - 00:03 The Trolls are having a difficult time in Act 5 Act 2.

00:04 - 00:05 Not only have Derse and Prospit been destroyed,

00:05 - 00:07 and the trolls' dream selves killed,

00:08 - 00:12 but only recently Tavros was impaled by Vriska

00:12 - 00:15 and fell several stories to his death.

00:17 - 00:19 It's all right.

00:19 - 00:21 Hussie wouldn't dare let anything worse happen.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Eridan...

00:31 - 00:33 Eridan has killed Kanaya and Feferi with his wand.

00:34 - 00:36 And sober Gamzee has murdered Nepeta and Equius.

00:53 - 00:58 If you knew this was coming, stay. All the rest of you leave.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!

01:15 - 01:17 WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU CUNTS!

01:18 - 01:23 I wanted to read a webcomic, not fucking murder porn!

01:25 - 01:28 "Read Homestuck", they said.

01:29 - 01:31 "It'll be fun", they said!

01:31 - 01:34 Until it turns out Hussie is a fucking psychopath!

01:34 - 01:37 I mean what kind of a sick bastard

01:37 - 01:40 Would even THINK of killing dear, sweet TAVROS!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, Vriska had her reasons...

01:42 - 01:46 Oh for fuck's sake! Stop saying that!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, she's just misunderstood...

01:48 - 01:52 She blinded Terezi and made Tavros jump off a fucking cliff!

01:53 - 01:54 SHE'S PURE EVIL!

01:56 - 01:57 And don't get me started on Eridan...

01:57 - 02:00 I would happily give him a taste of his own fucking medicine,

02:00 - 02:03 and rip his heart straight out of his chest!

02:04 - 02:08 RIP to all those ships then, I guess!

02:08 - 02:13 Rose and Kanaya, Feferi and Sollux - developing relationships!

02:14 - 02:16 I've always hated that cunt.

02:17 - 02:21 Why couldn't he ever just play by the fucking rules and not fuck everything up?

02:27 - 02:29 And as for those furry fucks...

02:30 - 02:34 They may have been wierd as fuck, but they were so cute together...

02:34 - 02:36 Strangled with a bow-string. Fuck me.

02:41 - 02:42 But not only that,

02:43 - 02:47 because it had to be a crazy fucking Gamzee that fucking did it!

02:48 - 02:53 He was my favourite character in the entire show.

02:54 - 02:56 He was always so nice with his 'miracles' philosophy.

02:56 - 02:59 And now he's turned into a fucking psychopath?

03:00 - 03:02 Is there no justice in this fucking world?!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry - he's through the worst of it now.

03:14 - 03:16 I've just about had it with this webcomic.

03:19 - 03:23 I came here to read, not to feel.

03:25 - 03:26 This is bullshit.

03:31 - 03:33 Hussie...has won.

03:40 - 03:46 What was once a charmingly banterous comic, with sylladexes and fake arms...

03:46 - 03:49 Has descended into fucking madness.