Finally I was at home and free to open my present! I was a bit nervous because I know I hadn't left a massive amount of information (you could probably pick up that I'm an atheist and I do maths). Nevertheless I was secretly anticipating… something. Perhaps a scarf? Maybe atheistically or mathematically themed?

I carefully unwrapped the gift and peeked in… instantly my guess was ruined, this wasn't a scarf. Tipping it out I saw badges and stickers: cool!

Deciding to read the enclosed letter first I found that my Santa is a Christian who describes himself as a 'silver surfer'. He's pleased that I'm in a student society for discussing religious matters and he's given me a tonne of Christian badges and stickers to help 'spread the good word'.

… not sure if troll.

But thank you for the gift, Secret Santa! I'm sure my friends and I will have great fun with them :)

EDIT: Thank you for the 'favourite receiver' award! (What does it mean? :S)