Hi, my name is Max and I think my family is WEIRD! I mean my little sister Emily will always pinch me so hard and pull my hair just for nothing! And my mom she is good but she doesn’t know how to end a joke and always pinches me so hard on my cheek just like my dad, aunt, and uncle! I mean whats up with my family and PINCHES! But I guess my dad isn’t that bad.The good thing about him is he’s a SCIENTIST which I always wanted to be! And another thing is that he tells me everything about his experiments except for the one he’s working on right now, but I bet it’s harmless.