TWO men put the “burn” in Melburnian in a new video mocking those living in the beloved city.

Darrell Hawkins and a friend grew up in Melbourne and decided to poke fun at its renowned reputation for good coffee, gentrified laneways and bad weather in their own tourism spoof.

Many have found the funny side, but if you’re from Collingwood, you might have a different reaction.

“Whether the sunburn has got you down or you just took the wrong turn-off on the way to Geelong, why not consider a short stay in Melbourne,” the video narrator said.

“A metropolis that welcomes people as far as Malaysia, India and Collingwood.”

The video also doesn’t take baristas too seriously and the camera scans across a shelf full of Nescafe instant coffee while talking about the city’s amazing caffeine culture.

Street artists were too in the firing line, with shots of Melbourne’s “edgy art scene” featuring dodgy black graffiti on a brick wall.

They also didn’t forget how lucky people are to see four seasons in one day in Melbourne — rain, rain and more rain.

Essendon Football Club couldn’t even fly under the radar.

“Pentridge prison is a secure training facility for Essendon Football club,” the video’s narrator said.

Mr Hawkins told 3AW he grew up in Melbourne and the video was made more out of love than hate, and thought it was time to pay tribute to his hometown.

“I expected Melburnians to get a bit more defensive but people loved it,” he said.

“I’m glad to hear people are willing to take the mickey out of Melbourne.”

The video also criticises Melbourne’s Myki system and often delayed public transport.

“You won’t struggle to get around with the abundance of transit options,” the video said.

“Melbourne’s trains and trams carry commuters around the clock and sometimes even around the city.”

In the end Melbourne, which has before been labelled Australia’s most liveable city, was rated 2.5 stars.

“It’s mostly Melbourne-centric jokes so people who get the most out of it is the people who live there,” Mr Hawkins said.