- STUDENTS, I WOULD LOVE TOINTRODUCE YOU ALL TO THE FUTURE, MKAY? STARTING TODAY, OUR SCHOOL WILL BE OPERATING ENTIRELYON INTELLILINK. NOW WHENEVER YOU NEED TO SEETHE SCHOOL NURSE OR TALK TO ME, YOUR COUNSELOR,YOU CAN SIMPLY SIGN UP USING THIS SIMPLEINTEGRATED PORTAL. [click] MKAY. [click] [click click] YOU CAN USE A COMMUTER OR ANY OFTHE INTELLILINK PANELS WHICH ARE LOCATEDTHROUGHOUT THE SCHOOL. LET'S SAY YOU'RE INTHE CAFETERIA, MKAY, AND YOU START COUGHING UP BLOODAND NEED TO SEE THE NURSE. YOU JUST CLICKON SCHOOL CLINIC...[click] MKAY? SEE NURSE...[click] MKAY?RESPIRATION PROBLEMS. [click]- ♪ ALL NIGHT LONG - OKAY.I MUST BE IN THE WRONG MENU, MKAY? YOU CAN SEE YOU CAN CONTROLTHE SOUND SYSTEM AS WELL. [click] IT'S ALLINTEGRATED AND SMARTLINKED, AND THIS ISA GREAT IDEA, MKAY? LET'S LOOK AT THE MESSAGE BOARD.MESSAGE BOARD. [click] MESSAGE BOARD.[click] HERE YOU CAN EASILY WRITEMESSAGES TO EACH OTHER OR TO THE FACULTY, MKAY?FOR INSTANCE, HERE WE GO. HERE'S A MESSAGE FROM KYLE'SLITTLE BROTHER, IKE BROFLOVSKI. MKAY, LITTLE IKE SAYS,"MY BROTHER IS A HOMO." - [laughing] - IKE MADE A LITTLE DRAWING OFHIS BROTHER TOO. DREW A NICE PICTUREWITH A NICE BIRD HANGING OFF KYLE'S FOREHEAD.MKAY, THAT'S NICE. - HA HA HA HA HA! - THAT'S A NICE CRANE, NICE WHOOPING CRANE COMING OFFKYLE'S HEAD THERE. - THAT'S NOT A CRANE.IT'S A DICK AND BALLS. - [snickering]

I DON'T KNOWWHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIM, BUT IT'S LIKE HE HATES ME. - OH, KYLE, YOUR LITTLE BROTHERIS GETTING OLDER. HE'S NOT A BABY ANYMORE. - I KNOW, BUT HE POSTEDA MESSAGE OF ME WITH A SCHLONGON MY HEAD. - IT'S NATURAL, BUBIE.PART OF GETTING OLDER IS FINDING WAYS TO ASSERTYOUR INDEPENDENCE. YOU KNOW.WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TRY TO TALK TO HIM.YOU CAN WIN HIM OVER AGAIN. - HEY, IKE.HOW'S IT GOING? - GET OUT OF MY ROOM, KYLE.I'M ON MY COMPUTER. - I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF MAYBE YOU WANNA DOFINGER PAINTS WITH ME? - DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO DO[BEEPED] FINGER PAINTS? LOOK AT THE [BEEPED] ZITSON MY FACE. - IKE, I JUST WANT US TO BEFRIENDS AGAIN. - THEN STOP HARASSING ME,BRO. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TOBE A BABY GOING THROUGH PUBERTY. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO WATCH YO GABBA GABBA OR GO OUTAND TAME SOME STRANGE! - YEAH, LET'S WATCH YO GABBA GABBA LIKE OLD TIMES. - ♪ I LIKE TO DANCE - ♪ GO, GO, DO THE TOODEE ♪ GO, GO, DO THE TOODEE - ♪ I LIKE TO DANCE! - ♪ GO, GO, GO, BROBEE - DANCEY DANCE IS MY FAVORITE. - IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.SEE? THIS IS NICE. - ♪ GO, GO, DO THE FOOFA ♪ GO, GO, DO THE FOOFA - ♪ I LIKE TO DANCE - WHO WOULD YOU RATHER [BEEPED],FOOFA OR TOODEE? - WHAT?- I WANNA [BEEPED] FOOFA. - ♪ GO, GO, DO THE FOOFA - I WOULDN'T WANT TO [BEEPED]TOODEE. SHE'S A DYKE.YOU CAN TELL. BUT FOOFA, MAN--I BETSHE'S GOT SOME SWEET STRANGE. - ♪ GO, GO, DO THE PLEX,GO, GO ♪ - [muffled] I DON'T EVEN KNOWWHAT THE [BEEPED] MUNO IS. - IKE, IS THAT CHEWING TOBACCO? - WHAT, YOU GONNA [BEEPED] NARCAND TELL MOM? - NO, I JUST DON'T THINKIT'S HEALTHY. - THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU DON'TUNDERSTAND SHIT! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! I'M GONNA GO WATCH YO GABBA GABBA IN MY ROOMSIES.

- MR. MACKEY,CAN I TALK TO YOU? - MKAY, HAVE YOU SET UPA COUNSELING APPOINTMENT ON INTELLILINK?- NO. - OKAY, THAT'S FINE,THAT'S FINE. WE CAN USE INTELLILINKTO SEE WHAT'S AVAILABLE. LET'S SEE.COUNSELING REQUEST...[click] STUDENTS...[click] MAKE THE APPOINTMENT. [click] MKAY. OH, WHOOPS. OKAY, STUDENTS...MAKE...OH, HERE WE GO. MAKE APPOINTMENT.[click] MKAY, HERE WE GO. MKAY, WHAT DO YOU NEEDCOUNSELING WITH? - IT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER. HE'S REALLY CHANGING,AND I FEEL LIKE-- - MKAY, I'LL CLICK ONFAMILY ISSUES. [click] WHAT TIME DID YOU WANTCOUNSELING? - RIGHT NOW.- MKAY...[click] AND WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER'SINTELLIGRATED SMART NAME? - I DON'T KNOW. - ALL RIGHT, I CAN DOA LOOK UP FOR THE NAME. GO BACK.[click] MAIN MENU.[click] [The Heat is On plays]OH, DAMN IT! - ♪ OH OH OH OKAY, NOW BACK...SET-- - ♪ OH OH OH - NO, SET APPOINTMENT. - ♪ TELL ME CAN YOU FEEL IT - OKAY. SPEAKERS OFF. MKAY, UH...MKAY, WHAT ISYOUR SMART NAME, KYLE? - ♪ TELL ME CAN YOU FELL IT - WHAT? - SORRY, KYLE WE'RE GONNA NEEDTO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. LET'S FIND AN INTELLILINK PANELSOMEWHERE. OKAY, LET'S SEE, LIGHTS,MOOD... START COUNSELING TIMER.OKAY, THERE WE GO. OKAY, WE GOT IT. OKAY, NOW, KYLE,YOU HAVE SOME CONCERNS ABOUTYOUR LITTLE BROTHER? - HE'S JUST CHANGING A LOT. HE WALKS AROUND ANGRY,TELLING ME I'M STUPID, AND ALL HE TALKS ABOUTIS SEX. - WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKEHE'S HITTING PUBERTY. - YEAH, HE JUST SEEMS SO YOUNG. - WELL, YOUR BROTHERIS CANADIAN. PERHAPS CANADIAN PUBERTYIS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. WHY DON'T YOU EDUCATE YOURSELFABOUT CANADIAN PUBERTY, AND IT CAN BE SOMETHINGYOU AND YOUR BROTHER CAN ACTUALLY DO TOGETHER,MKAY? [plop, splash] THIS IS THE FIRST TIMEI'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO COUNSELING AND GO TO THE BATHROOMAT THE SAME TIME. INTELLILINK IS AMAZING.

- HELLO, YOUNG PEOPLE, AND WELCOME TO THE MOSTFASCINATING TIME OF YOUR LIFE. YOU HAVE BRAVEDTHE TRIALS OF CHILDHOOD AND NOW YOU ARE REACHINGCANADIAN PUBERTY. BY NOW YOU'VE PROBABLY NOTICEDSOME CHANGES IN YOUR BODY. FOR INSTANCE, WHEN YOU FARTYOUR DICK GETS HARD. OTHER PHYSICAL CHANGES AREHAPPENING TO YOUR BODY AS WELL. IF YOU'RE A BOY, YOU MAY NOTICETHAT YOUR TESTICLES ACHE. OR IF YOU'RE A GIRL,YOU MAY NOTICE A TINGLING SENSATIONIN YOUR STRANGE. - THIS STUPID, BRO.I ALREADY KNOW ALL THIS. - LET'S JUST GIVE ITA CHANCE, IKE. - GOING THROUGH CANADIANPUBERTY, YOU MAY NOTICE THAT YOUR VOICEIS STARTING TO CHANGE AS WELL. YOU'RE SAYING THINGS LIKE,"HEY, BUDDY," AND, "HEY, GUY," BECAUSE NOW THAT YOU'RE OLDER,YOU'RE DISCOVERING THAT SOMEONE WHO WAS ONCEYOUR BUDDY IS NOW YOUR GUY. AND SOMEONE WHOYOU USED TO CALL GUY IS QUICKLY BECOMINGYOUR FRIEND. BUT NOW LET'S DISCUSS HOW A MANAND WOMAN MAKE LOVE. FIRST, A MAN AND A WOMANFALL IN LOVE. THEN THE MAN FARTSON THE WOMAN'S STRANGE... FILLING THE WOMAN'SSTRANGE WITH AIR SO THE WOMAN CAN QUEEFIN THE MAN'S FACE, AND THE A IS BORN. THE ENTIRE PROCESS CAN TAKE UPTO SIX MONTHS-- IT'S WHAT? THAT'S NOT HOW BABES ARE BORN? WHAT'S SEMEN? THEN WHY DID MY WIFE QUEEFIN MY FACE? SHE SAID IT WAS TO-- THEN WHY WOULD SH-- I'M GOING TO GET TO THE BOTTOMOF THIS. MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT,WILL YOU? HEY, YOU TOLD ME YOUQUEEFED IN MY FACE BECAUSE THAT'S HOWBABIES ARE BORN. - I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.- BEING SARCASTIC? - I JUST TOLD A MILLION CANADIANTEENAGERS THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. - I WAS ANGRY BECAUSEYOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO GOWITH ME TO THERAPY, AND YOU NEVER GO.- FINE! YOU WANT TO GO WITH YOU TO THERAPY?FINE! TOTALLY.EMBARRASSING AND DEGRADING. SHE QUEEFED RIGHT IN MY FACE.- MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME AT WORK MAKINGPUBLIC HEALTH FILMS AND MORE TIME AT HOME. - WHAT THE [BEEPED] IS GOING ON? - YOU'RE [BEEPED] STUPID,KYLE.

♪ - I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO,DUDE. NO MATTER WHAT I TRY, ME AND IKESEEM TO DRIFT FURTHER APART. - HE DOESN'T EVER WANTTO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE? [shouting over music]- HE DOESN'T WANT ME NEAR HIM. - ♪ OH OH OH - THAT SUCKS, DUDE. - WHAT?- I SAID, THAT SUCKS DUDE. - OH, THANKS.- ♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PARTY [clicking] - ♪ ALL NI-- - OKAY, THERE WE GO. THAT'S GOT THE SPEAKERS OFF. WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO,KYLE? - I WAS TRYING TO MAKEAN APPOINTMENT TO SEE THE PRINCIPAL ABOUTGETTING EXCUSED ON FRIDAY SO I CAN TAKE MY BROTHERTO SEE YO GABBA GABBA LIVE. - MR. MACKEY, CAN HE JUSTGO TALK TO THE PRINCIPAL? - NO, THIS IS GONNA WORK.I CALLED INTELLILINK, AND THEY SAID THEY WERE SENDINGOVER AN ENGINEER. [knock at door]- IS THIS CLASSROOM 7? - YES.- MY NAME'S CODY. I'M YOUR SMARTNICIAN.YOU'RE HAVING SOME INTELLIPROBLEMSWITH YOUR ASTUTE LINKS? - YES, A STUDENT'S TRYING TOMAKE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE THE PRINCIPAL. - UH-HUH, WELL,HERE'S THE PROBLEM. YOUR SMART NAMESAREN'T INTELLIGRATED. - OH, I SEE.- IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THOSE INTELLIGRATEDWITH EASYLINK, YOU MIGHT WANT TO UPGRADE YOURSYSTEM TO THE SILVER PACKAGE. - I NEEDED THE SILVER PACKAGE?CAN WE DO THAT? - LET ME CALL MY SUPERVISORON THE INTELLIPHONE.

[tires skidding,crash sounds] [knock at door]- HEY, IKE? - GET OUT OF MY ROOM, KYLE.I'M PLAYING TRUCKS! - IKE, I'M SORRY, BUT I COULDN'TGET US OUT OF SCHOOL FRIDAY. I CAN'T TAKE YOUTO YO GABBA GABB LIVE. - YOU PROMISED. - I COULDN'T GET INTO SEE THE PRINCIPAL, IKE. - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,GO SEE IT MYSELF? I'M A LITTLE BABY--WHO'S GOINGTO HOLD MY [BEEPED] HAND? YOU DON'T GIVE A SHITABOUT HOW I FEEL. - IKE, I DO, I--- YOU LOVE PUSHING ME AROUND. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA DO, KYLE,KICK THE BABY? I'M READY, BRO.COME ON, KYLE, KICK THE BABY. COME ON, BRO,KICK THE [BEEPED] BABY. LET'S SEE YOU TRY IT, WUSS!

- ♪ DON'T, DON'T ♪ DON'T BITE YOUR FRIENDS - HEY, MUNO, WHAT SHOULDWE DO NOW? - LET'S PLAY A COOL, COOL,TRICK. - ALL RIGHT! WHO OUT IN THE AUDIENCE HAS ACOOL, COOL TRICK TO SHOW US? [audience screaming] - WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE BOY? - MY NAME IS RYAN. - AND WHAT IS YOUR COOL, COOL,TRICK, RYAN? - MY COOL, COOL TRICKIS I CAN JUMP IN THE AIR. - YAY!- OH! - ALL RIGHT, RYAN. LET'S SEE YOU JUMP IN THE AIR. [cheers and applause]- WAY TO GO! AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME,LITTLE BOY? - IKE BROFLOVSKI. - DO YOU HAVE A COOL TRICK? - YES, FOR MY COOL, COOL TRICKI'M TAME FOOFA'S STRANGE. - TAME MY WHAT - I CAN TAME FOOFA'S STRANGE,BRO. - UH...ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE OUR FRIEND IKETAME FOOFA'S STRANGE! - IKE, NO, STOP! - OH, I SEE,YOU'RE ACTUALLY-- WAIT! OH, MY GOD,WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO, NO, NO!WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO FOOFA? NO! NOW YOU LISTENHERE, LITTLE BOY. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO TAKE OFFYOUR CLOTHES AND GRIND ONANOTHER PERSON. - NO, THAT'S WRONG!- DON'T DO THAT! - WE'RE SO SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVEMY LITTLE BROTHER. HE'S GOING THROUGH PUBERTY. - A LITTLE YOUNG FOR THAT,ISN'T HE? - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.- THIS IS STUPID, BRO. FOOFA SHOULDN'T BE LIMITINGHERSELF TO LITTLE KIDS. SHE'S [BEEPED] FINE, DUDE. - WHAT YOU DIDWAS VERY TRAUMATIC FOR FOOFA. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FOOFA? FOOFA?- HE'S RIGHT, PLEX. WE'RE GETTING OLDER. I DON'T WANT TO DO THE LITTLEKID THING THE REST OF MY LIFE. - FOOFA, WHAT YOU TALKINGABOUT? - IT'S TIME FOR US TO STARTPLAYING TO OLDER PEOPLE. MAYBE WE NEED TO BE EDGIER,HAVE SEX APPEAL. - FOOFA, NO!- I'M AN ARTIST. AND IF ALL I EVER DO IS PLAYTO KIDS, THEN I'LL BE A JOKE. I HAVE TO MOVE ON. - OH, GOD, WHAT HAS THISLITTLE BOY DONE?

I TRY TO JUST FORGET ABOUT ITAND MOVE ON, BUT I CAN'T. I MEAN, SHE QUEEFEDRIGHT IN MY FACE. - HAVE YOU AND YOUR WIFE SEENA THERAPIST TOGETHER? - YES, WE WENT, BUT I CAN'TERASE THE MEMORY OF MY HELPLESS FACEBEING QUEEFED ON LIKE THAT. WHO'S TO SAYSHE WON'T DO IT AGAIN? - DON'T YOU THINK THIS HASSOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR NEW JOB?- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - THERE'S MORE TO THIS, TERRY. A LADY NEVER QUEEFSIN HER LOVER'S FACE WITHOUT SOME MAJOR CAUSE. YOU STARTED AS THE CANADIANMINISTER OF HEALTH, AND THREE MONTHS LATER,YOUR WIFE QUEEFED IN YOUR FACE. THERE'S A CONNECTION. - I TRIED TO MAKE CANADA'SHEALTH CARE SYSTEM BETTER. WHAT COULD THAT HAVE TO DOWITH YOUR WIFE? - TERRY, I'M YOUR FRIEND,AND I'M NOT JUST YOUR FRIEND. I'M ALSO YOUR BUDDY.- THANKS, GUY. - AND I'M TELLING YOUTHERE'S MORE TO THIS THAT YOU THINK, AND IF YOU WANTTO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE AND YOUR FACE,YOU NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT QUICK.

$22,000 ONTHE INTELLILINK SYSTEM, AND SO FAR IT'S BEENAN UNMITIGATED DISASTER. - YEAH, BUT, SEE,THE PROBLEM IS NOT EVERYONEIS SIGNED ON TO IT YET. - THEY CAN'T SIGN ON,BECAUSE EVERY TIME THEY TRY THEY MAKE SPRINKLERS GO OFF. - I KNOW THAT INTELLILINK HASHAD SOME...HICCUPS, OKAY? I'VE HIRED A NEW FACULTY MEMBER WHOSE SOLE RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE TO OVERSEETHE INTELLILINK SYSTEM AND MAKE SURE IT RUNS SMOOTHLY. I WANT YOU ALL TO MEETPAT CONNERS. - HELLO, EVERYONE.- DON'T HELLO US, PAT! THIS SYSTEM YOU'RE RESPONSIBLEFOR NOW ISN'T WORKING OUT. SO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOINGTO DO ABOUT IT? - OH, WELL, I'M JUST SORT OFGETTING ACCLIMATED TO THE SITUATION, AND--- GETTING ACCLIMATED? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEYWE WASTED ON THIS THING? HOW ABOUT YOU TAKESOME RESPONSIBILITY? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, PAT.YOU'RE FIRED, GET OUT. WELL, HOW THE HELL WE GOING TOCLEAN UP PAT'S MESS? I GUESS WE GOT NO CHOICE,MKAY. WE'LL HAVE TO UPGRADE TOTHE INTELLILINK GOLD PACKAGE. - OH, NO.- IT'S A $10,000 UPGRADE, BUT IT SHOULD CLEAN UPALL OF PAT'S MISTAKES. - MR. MACKEY, LET'S BE CLEAR.INTELLILINK WAS YOUR IDEA. YOU SHOULD JUST ADMITIT WAS A BAD ONE AND STOP BEING SO DEFENSIVE. - WELL, IT'S GOOD TO BEA LITTLE DEFENSIVE AROUND YOU, MILES, MKAY? LET'S NOT FORGET YOUR WIFEDIED OF AN "ACCIDENT" WHILE YOU WERE "DRINKING"ON A HIKE. "MKAY"? - HEY, NOW LISTEN --- NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME! INTELLILINK IS A GREAT IDEA, AND WE JUST NEED THE GODDAMNGOLD PACKAGE. WE'RE DOUBLING DOWN.

GOD KNOWS WHY. SHE'S ALL GROWN UP,AND SHE WANTS YOU TO KNOW IT. FROM KID SHOW STARTO SEX SYMBOL, YO GABBA GABBA'S FOOFAIS READY TO ROCK. SHE'S BEEN SEEN OUT PARTYING,PHOTOGRAPHED SMOKING POT, AND NOW FOOFA HAS ANNOUNCEDA RAUNCHY PERFORMANCE ON THE MTVVIDEO MUSIC AWARDS. FOOFA'S NEW MANAGER CLAIMSTHE MTV PERFORMANCE WILL BE ONE FORTHE RECORD BOOKS. - FOOFA'S GOT THAT NICESHAVED STRANGE THAT YOU JUST WANT TO GET INAND TAME THE SECOND YOU SEE IT. - THE VIDEO AWARDSARE AT 8:00 P.M. TOMORROW. - OH, THIS IS EXCITING. - TOLD YOUIT'D GO OVER WELL. - EXCUSE ME,BUT IKE HAS HOMEWORK HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. - SHUT UP, KYLE.JUST IGNORE MY LITTLE BROTHER. - I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER, IKE![doorbell rings] - ANSWER THE DOOR, TWERP! - CAN I TALK TO YOU? - I'M SORRY BUT RIGHT NOW-- - FOOFA! - HEY! - FOOFA, WHAT IS THISABOUT YOU GOING ON THE MTV VIDEO AWARDS? - I'M DONE BEING A KIDDY STAR. - FOOFA, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOWYOUR STRANGE TO GET ATTENTION. - YOU DON'T GET ITBECAUSE YOU'RE A ROBOT, PLEX. - ALL RIGHT.YOU WON'T LISTEN TO US, BUT MAYBE YOU'LL LISTEN TO OURSPECIAL GUEST, SINEAD O'CONNOR! - YAY.- RAH RAH! - DON'T DO IT, FOOFA.DON'T SELL OUT YOUR STRANGE TO THE CORPORATE BASTARDS. - SCREW OFF, SINEAD O'CONNOR. NO ONE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOU. - ♪ DON'T SHOW YOUR STRANGEON TV ♪ - ♪ DON'T SHOW YOUR STRANGE - ♪ YOUR STRANGEIS FOR YOUR HUSBAND ♪ ♪ NOT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE - ♪ DON'T SHOW YOUR STRANGEON TV ♪ - I'M LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND. LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND. - WILL YOU GET OUT OF MYLIVING ROOM, PLEASE? [phone rings] - HELLO. - HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEONEYOU LOVE QUEEF IN YOUR FACE? - WHAT?- I'M SORRY. I'M CALLING EVERYONE INTHE CANADIAN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM TO FIND OUT IF THEY'RE PLEASEDWITH THEIR HEALTH CARE. IS THIS IKE BROFLOVSKI?- NO, THIS IS HIS BROTHER. - YOUR BROTHER RECEIVESHIS MEDICATION FROM US, AND WE JUST WANT TO BE SUREHE'S SATISFIED WITH THE SERVICE. - SATISFIED WITH--WAIT A MINUTE--WHAT MEDICATION?

- BEFORE THIS MEETINGCONTINUES, I SHOULD HAVE YOU BE AWARE THATMY FACE HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR QUEEFY SAUCE. - I'M SORRY,BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE. I JUST WANT TO KNOWWHAT MEDICATION MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS BEENGETTING YOU FROM AND WHY? - PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD GETTHEIR MEDICATION FROM CANADA. - YEAH, BUT SOMETHING'S WRONGWITH MY BROTHER, AND IT MAY BE YOUR FAULT. - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. THE CANADIAN HEALTH CARESYSTEM IS COMPLETELY INTEGRATED AND STREAMLINED INTELLILINK. - YOU USE INTELLILINK?OH, MY GOD! WILL YOU CHECK HIS RECORDS,PLEASE? - SURE, NO PROBLEM. NOW, WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER'SCANADIAN MEDICARE SMART NAME? - I DON'T KNOW. TRY STRANGE TAMER. [keys clicking]STRANGE...TAMER. [click]AH, YEP, THERE IT IS. AH, YES, HERE WE GO. I SEE YOUR LITTLE BROTHERHAS A CONSTIPATION PROBLEM AND HAS BEEN TAKING A DAILYLAXATIVE SINCE LAST MAY. AH, YES, I'M AFRAID INTELLILINKMIXED THAT UP, AND YOUR BROTHER'S BEENRECEIVING LARGE DOSES OF HORMONESTHAT WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO AN ATHLETE IN THE NORTHEAST. - ARE YOU SAYING THAT IKEHAS BEEN GIVEN REGULAR DOSES OF HORMONES BECAUSEOF AN INTELLILINK SCREW UP? - YES, THAT'S RIGHT.- THAT SYSTEM IS TOTALLY SCREWED UP AND DOESNOTHING BUT WREAK HAVOC! - IT'S FINE! IT WORKS FINE!JUST GIVE IT TIME! GOD, YOU SOUND LIKE MY WIFE. MY...WIFE. - THAT MUST BE IT.DON'T YOU SEE, TERRY, THAT HEALTH CARE INTEGRATIONSYSTEM HAS MADE YOU DEFENSIVEAND HOSTILE, AND YOUR WIFE'S BEENPUTTING UP WITH IT. - AND...THAT'S WHY SHE QUEEFEDIN MY FACE. - EXCUSE ME!IF MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS BEEN GETTINGSOME ATHLETE'S HORMONES, THEN WHO HAS BEEN GETTINGIKE'S MEDICATION?

NOT SURE WHAT HIS PROBLEMHAS BEEN LATELY. - YEAH, DEFINITELY NOT LOOKINGAS STRONG AND VIRILE AS HE HAS IN THE PAST. - [farts]HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT HUT... AAH...HIKE! - BRADY STEPS BACK TO PASS. HE'S GOT AN OPEN MANAT THE 40 YARD LINE. - WHATEVER IS WRONGWITH TOM BRADY JUST SEEMS TO BEGETTING WORSE. GO, BRONCOS.

♪ CAUGHT UP IN THE ACTION,I'VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR YOU ♪ ♪ OH-- [music stops]- OKAY. THERE WE GO. YOUR STUDENTS CAN BUY SCHOOLLUNCHES NOW, BUT THEY WON'T BE ABLETO GET GRADES. - THEY HAVE TO BE ABLETO GET GRADES. - WELL, WHAT YOUPROBABLY WANT TO DO IS UPGRADETO INTELLILINK PLATINUM. - NO! THERE'S NO MORE UPGRADE,MKAY? I JUST WANT THIS TO WORK. - WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEANBY WORK? - I JUST WANT STUDENTS TO BEABLE TO MAKE APPOINTMENTS TO SEE THE COUNSELOR, BE ABLE TO SEETHE SCHOOL NURSE IN THE EASIEST,MOST STREAMLINED FASHION! - OH, YOU WANTTHE CENTURION PACKAGE. THAT'S WHERE WE TAKE ALLTHE INTELLILINK PANELS AND RIP THEM OFF THE WALLSAND BURN THEM. THEN WE WIPE ALL THE COMPUTERSOF INTELLILINK SOFTWARE, AND YOU NEVERDEAL WITH US AGAIN. - ALL RIGHT. UPGRADE METO THE CENTURION PACKAGE - RIGHT AWAY. ALL RIGHT, SIR,HERE A CLIPBOARD YOU CAN USE FOR STUDENTS TO SIGN UPFOR COUNSELING, AND I WANT TO THANK YOUFOR USING INTELLILINK.

WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM YO GABBA GABBA'S FOOFA SINGING POUND MY SWEET STRANGE. - TWO MINUTES, FOOFA. - THANKS.OH, MY, HERE WE GO. - IKE, WAIT. - GET OUT OF HERE, DUDE. - THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. - NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,WUSS. WHY CAN'T YOUJUST LET ME GROW UP? WHY DO YOU KEEP HARASSING ME? - BECAUSE YOU'RE MY LITTLEBROTHER, GODDAMN IT, AND EVEN WHEN I'M 50AND YOU'RE 45, YOU'RE STILL GONNA BEMY LITTLE BROTHER. - ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, HERE COMESOUR NEXT BIG ACT. - IKE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANTTO GROW UP. I JUST WANT TO BE BYYOUR SIDE WHILE YOU DO IT. - GIVE IT UP FOR THE SEXIESTBITCH ON EARTH. IT'S FOOFA![cheers and applause] - COME ON, IKE. IKE? - HE'S RIGHT, FOOF.PART OF GROWING UP IS REBELLING,BUT I'M GONNA GET OLDER WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT.SO WHY PUSH IT? I THINK I'M GONNA LET ITHAPPEN NATURALLY. - YAY!- YAY! - FOOFA? - ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪ POUND MY STRANGE ♪ POUND IT LIKE THIS,POUND IT LIKE THAT ♪