Two teenagers, both minors, are hanging out with their buddy, not a minor, in St. Peters, Missouri. They get the crazy idea to break into a house, that isn’t theirs, and steal a bunch of stuff, including human ashes, which they think is cocaine, but is really what’s left of their biological grandpa. After tasting the ashes, they realize what they’ve done, so they scatter them on the highway, but the local news station makes you think that they snorted them. Ladies and gentlemen, just another Tuesday at WTFark.