Duke Lion is dead. That’s right folks, he fought the forces of evil and lost. The demons rule the roost now and have spilled into our world to unleash chaos and destruction for an eternity to come. Their impending doom may have taken 16 years, but they have been kind enough to document the invasion and reign of terror by dispatching this 14-track LP onto believers and non-believers alike. The Devil’s army is courteous though: a warning is bestowed upon any brave soul who dares venture into this tale; only the strongest will survive it. Contained within this most unholy of records is skull-crushing tempos; a serenade that will melt the skin from your bones; and made complete with solos so br00tal, no mortal could hope to comprehend them. You’ll encounter metal the blackest of the black, the doomiest of the doom and thrashiest of the thrash, there is no room for respite here; its the sonic equivalent to sitting in the heart of a nuclear blast. And now that Duke Lion is out of the equation, you won’t find any of that American-folk and country here, just pure and trve death-metal -- and the occasional calypso inspired jam for when the immortal want to party. At 62 minutes, Satan’s tunes will have you holding onto your butt for the entire duration of its blasphemous and sinister ride, and I’ll be honest in saying, you probably won’t make it out alive (I didn’t). If I haven’t turned you away from the most demonic record of 2017, and you still intend to listen to the invasion, all I can suggest is tooling up before hand, and may God have mercy on your soul.Trve rating: 666/5.EDITIONS: DIGITAL//C̶D̶PACKAGING: N/ASPECIAL EDITION: N/A



Comments: Add a Comment Album Rating: 3.5



Thought I'd have a bit of fun with this one.







Happy Halloween everyone!



Digging: Marilyn Manson - We Are Chaos

So is this sort of pure metal brutality all day long, all the time? No sudden excursions into other genres and other wacky shenanigans?



Album Rating: 3.5



Not really, dude. This one sits on a pretty straight course -- bar the occasional calypso inspired number. Which is why I think this is a lot better than the debut tbh.





Lol this is amazing. Nice job Gonzo, had a good laugh.



Digging: Hallas - Conundrum Album Rating: 3.5



Cheers man. I was halfway through a more conventional review but felt, given the band, I'd experiment and have a bit of fun with it. Glad to see it's turned out half decent haha





I felt like I was playing Demon Souls when reading this review



Digging: Narrow Head - 12th House Rock

I did the same with that Lizzard Wizzard review I wrote last week. I mean, they are called Lizzard Wizzard.



Album Rating: 3.5



Will have to check that out now dude





so this just got featured, guess it means I'll listen to it now.





That guy from radiohead has a guest spot on the opening track too







I'm sorry, Duke Lion can't come to the phone right now





‘Solos so br00tal’



I fucking love this review haha



Album Rating: 3.5



Much love Aeri.







And I didn't know that Sandor!





Grats on featch, I liked the debut, may have to check this if I ever listen to music again



Digging: Necrot - Mortal Album Rating: 3.5



Yeah man, it's fucking great fun to listen to.





I see we've got some troll scores here thanks to Limp Bizkit. Poor Wes



Album Rating: 3.5



can't really believe how little interest this has. It might not be for everyone, but it has got some banging qualities to it. Definitely one of the heaviest sounding records this year for me.





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