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u/CassieJK assembles the mods of r/army to take on their greatest threat.

00:00 - 00:03 Alright let's get this over with

00:04 - 00:05 u/ReptarsDaddy is active again

00:05 - 00:07 he's created his own sub

00:08 - 00:12 where everyone is a mod.

00:12 - 00:15 Like literally he just approves whoever posts a whopperito emoji

00:17 - 00:19 Whopperito. Like a burger or a burrito?

00:19 - 00:21 I don't get the humor, what is so funny about it?

00:24 - 00:26 u/CassieJK,

00:27 - 00:28 respectfully,

00:31 - 00:33 it is the opinion of the mod team

00:34 - 00:36 that whopperitos are hilarious.

00:51 - 00:56 Everyone without a green username

00:56 - 01:02 get the fuck out of my trailer.

01:12 - 01:18 What in the fixed-wing fuck is wrong with you people?

01:18 - 01:26 Do I pay you to circlejerk with that maniacally depressed bridge troll?

01:27 - 01:31 (u/FlorbNarb weeps)

01:31 - 01:35 I can't even leave to take a shit without some dank meme

01:35 - 01:39 like "AIRBORN PILOT" popping out of the goddamn grass

01:40 - 01:43 Your lordship, it was hilarious, he thought airborne school was pilot training

01:43 - 01:45 Who the fuck asked you, U/Kinmuan?

01:45 - 01:52 I am a mod and a respected member of this community

01:50 - 01:54 I modded you as a joke you sardonic twat

01:54 - 01:57 But now your butt buddy FlorbFnarb

01:57 - 02:00 says he'll kill himself if I ban you.

02:00 - 02:03 And I cannot take another suicide on my ERB

02:04 - 02:08 This fucking place

02:08 - 02:13 This fucking Dystopian Frankenstein I've created

02:14 - 02:18 Gods of the Underworld, give me the dark magic to murder u/ReptarsDaddy!

02:19 - 02:21 And his merry band of shitposting nonnies

02:27 - 02:29 I created this place to be an oasis

02:30 - 02:34 In the sandy desert of army horse shit

02:34 - 02:36 A place of weekly rants and raves

02:39 - 02:42 Everyone loves rants and raves.

02:42 - 02:47 Instead, it's become a troll-ridden moonscape of B-List Shitposters!

02:54 - 02:56 You will disavow u/ReptarsDaddy

02:56 - 02:59 You will unsubscribe from fucking r/amry

03:00 - 03:02 You will invoke the banhammer with the wrath of Thor

03:04 - 03:08 Cheer up u/FlorbFnarb, you'll die of old age before this goes into effect.

03:14 - 03:16 March along.

03:19 - 03:21 Sing a song.

03:21 - 03:26 We're the army of the free.

03:31 - 03:33 Count the brave

03:34 - 03:37 Count the true

03:40 - 03:46 If you're not going to sing then at least hum

03:46 - 03:49 This is how we end meetings.