Help me perfect this slightly comical deck!

Made this deck at 3:00 in the morning one day. I then went to enter it in a Standard competition, but my phone auto-corrected it to "Morons" from "Morphs" and the name was quite a hit at the tournament (not to mention I came in 6th somehow.)

I now want to improve it as much as possible! I think it's an awesome idea and can totally be pulled off competitively!