For the first time in Hollywood history, directors will allow an Asian man to have sex on screen.

After totalling a number of 10,000 stunts and 0 sexual interactions with women over a 30 year acting career, Jackie Chan will finally be let out of the bamboo cage when Rush Hour 4 makes it’s box office debut this year.

“Who let the dawgs out!” barks an ecstatic Mr Chan.

For the past thirty years, Hollywood management have fobbed the Kung Fu superstar off with baseless yet widely accepted notions that the audience, simply, isn’t ready.

“Jackie, we just don’t think the world believes that Asian men actually have sex. I mean, have you had sex? Plus, you’re just not dashing enough”

In response to many comments like these, Jackie has put his heart and life on the line.

“I’ve taken their advice onboard and have spent the last thirty years of my career being dangerous. I’ve jumped off helicopter (The One), had my back broken (Police Story 2), roller skated onto moving truck (Shanghai Knights), but I’ve yet to give the sweet fruit of my loins to a woman on the big screen”, Jackie shares. “Or so I thoughts”

“I hear they want me to plow through 10 women in Rush Hour 4 or should I say..Rush Hour 10”

When asked about his closest moments of intimacy in the past, Jackie shared: “I was with Owen Wilson in bathtub in Police Story 2. I mean we are close mates, but come on fucking director Owen’s nose is fucked, AH pok gai LAH”.

The move to give Jackie Chan the green light to express his sexuality is not without its controversy. Co-star Chris Tucker has reportedly stormed off set after accidentally stumbling upon the first of 10 sex scenes.

“Why didn’t you tell me about the scene LEE?!”

The scene in question involves Detective Lee (Jackie Chan) aggressively kissing the neck of a female reporter after he breaks down her walls with his unquestionable silver tongue.

“Why don’t you wipe yourself off man? You just came.” Tucker shouts, with a closed fist.

More spoilers of the script have surfaced on popular forum Reddit.

“Another sex scene we think will happen involves James Carter (Chris Tucker) looking to order camels hump at the Golden Wok Downtown restaurant, only to find Lee seducing the waitress behind the kitchen” says reddit user JackieChan023.

When The Yap Native asked Jackie how he prepared for the movie and what kept him going, he had the following response:

“Chinese men don’t need viagra, we’ve got deer antler, ging seng and snakes blood to go all night long.”