While much of the nation's political class has spent the past few weeks debating what to do about the refugee crisis on the U.S. southern border, few have had the courage and integrity to ask the most important question of all: Are the dozens of miserable children currently behind held at the border merely the first wave of kids from South and Central America who are entering the U.S. in order to act as child soldiers in President Obama's secret private army?

It's awkward, sure. Asking may ruffle some feathers. But this is the kind of information that is vital for the healthy operation of a liberal democracy. And that's why we need conspiracy theorist king and InfoWars media personality Alex Jones now more than ever.

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"That’s like the African child slave soldiers," Jones said during his radio show on Tuesday, responding to his guest William Gheen's theory that the children at the border are willing tools of the despotic Obama because they crave "Obamaphones" and want to sign up for Obamacare.

"That’s how all those African countries are run, is off of poor kids," Jones continued. "[T]hey grab [poor kids] at 12 and give a machine gun. Obama talks about his national security force, just as big, just as strong as our military. It’s so bold, but when you look at it, they really are doing that."

Indeed, Jones and his guest's logic was impeccable, neatly and persuasively showing why a secret army of refugee children was the perfect tool with which Obama could destroy America.

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"The problem about trying to take up full gun confiscation and cracking down in a totalitarian fashion against American citizens is, who amongst the country hates their fellow countrymen and women so much that you can turn them to do that?" Gheen explained. "They only have a small section of people that are willing to do that, and it’s probably going to be the people who remain loyal to Obama to the very end."

You can watch Gheen and Jones break this child soldier thing wide open below, via Right Wing Watch: