The GOP ObamaCare replacement bill was introduced today. It's not great, but that's not what Trump has to say. Scroll down for what national idiot Nancy Pelosi puked.

Now, there is a LOT to digest. Many are calling #Trumpcare nothing more than ObamaCare lite. And at first glance, it appears to be fantastical letdown after eight years of being lied to told we're going to repeal and replace as soon as we get a Republican President. That's all that was missing, by the way. Because the GOP had a majority in both House and Senate, they just needed a new Preezy of the United Steezies (little pop culture Obama throwback for you).

However, while the bill is analyzed, debated, mocked, there's always Nancy Pelosi carrying the torch of Stupidity on Parade:

"Just when you think you’ve seen it all, the Republicans go to a more extreme place. It will be the biggest transfer of wealth from low and no income people, to wealthy people in our country.” “Well, it just came out a matter of a little while ago. By the way, they have a big bonus for insurance company CEOs. That’s unfortunate.”

Riiiiiiight. So the woman who said you have to pass ObamaCare to find out what's in it, read this bill before a morning news hit? And we're supposed to believe these aren't pre-programmed talking points? Not mention, she still swears ObamaCare is working. Let us count the ways her brain has the intellectual capacity of a thimble. An introductory thimble, for toddlers.

So yeah, no. Plus, dollars to donuts if you put the bill in front of her and tell her point to the CEO bonus section, she short circuits. Someone please do it.

The talking heads and ObamaCare critics are saying Trumpcare is just a redux of ObamaCare. So if anything, Pelosi should be trotting a victory lap through San Francisco. With bodyguards of course. To save her from violent illegal aliens. But here Nancy "National Dunce" Pelosi is just showcasing her partisan hackery. Plus, as stated multiple times, she hasn't actually read what's in the bill. But hey, you have to pass it first. Like gauging the size of a kidney stone.

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