I picked up my package today from the post office. I almost opened it right there in my car, but I knew I was stronger than that. When I finally arrived at my apartment, I ripped the box open. It was no match for my might.

I received two packages of TimTams. And a bottle of vegemite? I haven't heard of those things before. A bottle of rum? Don't mind if I do! Looks good. And a football! Is it made of real kangaroo?

Thank you Santa!