Welcome to the Dangerous Faggot Tour! My name is Milo Yiannopoulos, and at least for tonight, I’m a Spartan.

Maybe because of my Greek heritage, I’ve always dreamed of being a Spartan. Not so much to be part of a fanatical army of the best warriors on earth, but more for the sweaty man orgies. A faggot can dream!

This speech is about war, something that America came to terms with dramatically three quarter-centuries ago. Today, the 75th anniversary of Japan’s attack on the American Navy at Pearl Harbor, we should bow our heads and thank God for the men in Navy uniforms who keep us free. And also for their hot uniforms.

Navy men are behind a great deal of Western civilization’s progress in recent centuries – including such things as quashing the loathsome trade in black slaves, which was mixed up with the Barbary pirates who worshipped Allah.

For most of those recent centuries, it was my homeland’s glorious British Navy who deserved most of the credit, and in the middle of the last century, we gloried in that. Britain has gone down the path of leftist guilt for its imperial past, but I’m glad the United States is still proud of its military history.

But of course, since that fateful day 75 years ago, the baton has passed from the Royal Navy to your own glorious U.S. Navy. Long may it guard the freedom of us all. Let’s not forget the Navy has given this country leaders like John Fitzgerald Kennedy and more recently, Stephen K. Bannon.

I’ve personally been wondering why leftists only compare Trump to Hitler, and never to Japan’s Emperor Hirohito. I guess they are racist against asians.

We’ll return to the war theme in a bit, I have to touch on your school and the state of Michigan.

One of the favorite things I’ve learned about Michigan State is that they set up a “Women’s course” in 1896. It sounds like the first gender studies department! But when I looked into it, they taught women home economics, liberal arts, and science. So the women’s course was actually a useful degree! It actually teaches something productive!

Not like most women’s studies degree, which prepare students for online begging.

In October Michigan State was part of a nationwide hoax of scary clown sightings. During the month leading up the election, scary clowns actually made more appearances than Sick Hillary Clinton did, although that’s not really saying much. I understand that some 200 of your fellow students formed a clown posse to hunt them down. That turned it about as successfully as liberal journalists’ hunts for college rape cases: none were ever found.

But now you’ve found yourself a truly scary clown! I’m going to be very disappointed if the angry, frightened, social justice posse they whip up against me doesn’t exceed two hundred.

The state of Michigan going to Trump was an amazing thing. Of course the fake news media was shocked, they never considered that white working class residents of Michigan may not like being called evil racists clinging to guns and bibles. It wasn’t a surprise to Daddy, he campaigned here late in the election cycle because he knew the Democrats were fucked.

And flip it he did! Good job Michigan, finally you did something as well as Ohio!

Sorry, I can’t help taking shots at my fans — it’s my form of affection. We always hurt the ones we love.

Can you believe it took the state of Michigan all the way until right before Thanksgiving to certify the vote for Trump? It’s almost like they didn’t want to admit that Trump won. I imagine their Soros-funded vote-counters probably broke down in a crying fit every time they were about to confirm the results.

The rural counties — or uneducated small-town hicks, in Democrat lingo — all came through for Trump with amazing vote totals, and 12 countries that voted for Obama switched over too. It’s something to celebrate — the decent people of Michigan defeated Detroit’s Democrat machine.

As a foreigner, I used to think all of Michigan was a post-apocalyptic wasteland of burning buildings, trashed cars, abandoned factories and broken dreams.

But now I know that’s just Detroit. It’s only the Democrat-controlled areas that are a disaster.

And that brings us to the most interesting election news in the State of Michigan… Jill Stein’s recount effort. Jill Stein is a crazy old bird who apparently ran for President of the United States this year. She got 50,000 votes in the state of Michigan, but somehow has the right to waste up to $12 million dollars of the state’s money for a recount.

My research team tells me that Jill is part of the Green party. You’d think she’d want that $12 million used to make Flint’s water less green, but no, it’s all about her. She saw Bernie Sanders’ cash-in when he caved in to Hillary Clinton, and she wanted a piece of the action too. Is she still collecting donations? I wonder how fat her bank account is now?

Of course they will not find any fraud with Trump voters, this entire effort is to sow fear, uncertainty and doubt into the American psyche as we approach the inauguration of Trump and the end of the Obama era of failure.

The six days of recounts in Wisconsin have netted a total of zero votes for Hillary, and according to the Detroit News, over half of Detroit’s votes may be ineligible for recounts.

Turns out those corpses in the street that voted for Hillary couldn’t be counted the 2nd time around.

Now that we’ve won the election, Trump and all Americans can start to make America great again. In fact, he is already doing it. Our job is to push forward and win the culture war

The culture war takes many shapes — sometimes, it is a battle against campus crybullies, who for the first time in decades are learning that college is a place for controversial ideas, not a daycare center.

But today we are looking at a culture war of a much larger scope. The clash of western civilization with radical Islam, also known as Islam.

I know they don’t teach you much world history, and I don’t want to turn this into a history lecture, but it critical that you understand that this is not a new fight.

Constantinople was the capital of the Byzantine Empire, which was once known as the Eastern Roman empire. Its fall to Islam in 1453 was a blow the empire never recovered from. Symbolically it ended the empire, and no matter how you look at it, that was bad for western civilization.

Hundreds of years prior, Islam had made big inroads into conquering Europe. Spain especially, and Sicily for some time, both had the misfortune of living under Islam.

In 732, an army from Arab-controlled Spain penetrated all the way to Tours, just 150 miles from Paris. They were beaten back by the Frankish king Charles Martel, the Daddy of his day. If he hadn’t succeeded, the Muslims could well have dominated all of Europe.

In the same era, Arabs also laid siege to Constantinople twice, and a hundred years later, were raiding Rome itself. People don’t know this stuff, because it isn’t taught in history class, but Muslims have never stopped trying to conquer Europe.

Leftist commentators and “colonial studies” professors constantly bring up the crusades as an example of western aggression against Muslims, but they neglect to mention that the crusades were a response to centuries of Muslim invasions of Europe. And they paled in comparison to the Arab attacks on the continent. If you ever hear this feeble argument, simply show them this map and listen to them stutter and stammer for a response.

So the Muslim invasion of the west isn’t new. But who would have thought that modern Europe would fall not because of a bearded man with a goat-fucking fixation, but because of a western woman.

Just imagine the leaders of Europe through all its glorious centuries. Charles Martel, Charlemagne, Richard the Lionheart. Imagine what they’d be thinking of the actions of Angela Merkel. I’m surprised the very ground of Europe hasn’t been torn asunder by all the kings and knights who fought and died to defend the continent from Islam, retching themselves out of the dirt.

The reason that hapless woman up there made her mistake is because she assumed Islam had changed. She was wrong. History has taught us that Islam doesn’t change.

Father James Schall of Georgetown University chronicled this as part of his stunning work on the culture clash with Islam entitled “Belloc on the ‘Apparently Unconvertible’ Religion”

Father Schall observes that in 1938, when Western intellectuals thought Christianity was utterly over, and Islam was already even more dead, having supposedly perished with the Ottoman Caliphate, Hilaire Belloc had other ideas.



Belloc wrote in The Great Heresies: “men of foresight may justly apprehend, or at any rate expect, the return of Islam.” And why? Because foolish people assume that Muslims’ backwardness in material things like modern science dooms the religion as a force. But, Belloc observes, “in Faith we in the West have fallen inferior to it.”

He knew that if we believe in nothing, if we’re snowflakes who won’t risk our reputation – much less our life — for any objective truth, then we’ll fall in the face of fanatics with stronger and bloodier beliefs.

The Christian kingdoms in Europe should have retaken constantinople, but didn’t. We must learn from their mistakes and retake Europe before it is too late.

In short, Western civilization needs to get off its ass before it’s on its knees before Allah, or hurled off a roof if they’re as gay as me.

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The worst kind of war, cultural or otherwise, is one in which only one side knows they are in a fight.

Just think about the the regressive left’s infiltration of the University establishment. They’ve taken it over so completely that the emergence of peer-reviewed papers like “The Perilous Whiteness of Pumpkins” seems completely normal.

I’m not joking, by the way — that’s the actual title of a paper, published in Taylor & Francis.

Openly racist lectures about white people are also a common sight on campuses.

Administrators, university presidents, faculty members all consider this to be normal, and don’t register any objections. Myself and Pepe the Frog are apparently greater forces of bigotry.

Those pictures come from a BuzzFeed article, by the way, which praised the lectures for “giving zero fucks.”

This is how the culture war has gone with Islam. The west, particularly Western Europe, has remained aggressively and in some cases deliberately ignorant about what is happening on their once great continent.

As the great Douglas Murray says, “we will be fretting about transgender pronouns when the mullah’s nuke us.”

Do you think Muslims are ignorant about the culture clash? Of course not! It has been pounded into their heads since birth, especially at Mosques that continue to become more and more separatist from mainstream European cultures. They are drilled that Muslims are different and Islam is a superior culture.

Just consider the case of Germany, which has become the textbook example of how Europe is falling to Islam. A recent study by Die Welt shows that immigrants are no longer identifying as German. They don’t want to be known as Germans, in fact many of them find it insulting.

They identify themselves as Turks or whatever country they come from, and above all else as Muslims. Germany has changed so much, so quickly, that even Angela Merkel is becoming concerned with the changing faces of Germany’s streets.

Germany’s response to this trend only makes sense in a country where gang rapes of perhaps thousands of women in many cities was underreported because the gangs were Muslim men.

It’s lucky that we had so many “fake news” outlets to report the truth, isn’t it?

Sociologist Annette Treibel believes that it is Germans who should integrate into migrant cultures to make the newcomers feel more welcome. Other academics who see the idea of German culture as “proto-fascist”. They have called for mandatory Arabic lessons for Germans in the public education system.

The dangerous part is that these attitudes don’t sound far off from the American left. After all I am not here speaking to you about Europe only for the good of my beloved United Kingdom, but also because what is happening in Europe today will happen in America soon.

I’ve saved the best German leftist for last. Green party member Kurt Edler proposed that Syrian asylum seekers shouldn’t be expected to integrate into German society and should instead be given their own city, which he called a “New Aleppo.”

Wow, what an idea! They have so thoroughly destroyed old Aleppo, he wants to give them a new city to completely destroy.

Muslims know that Islam clashes with Western Civilization. They make no bones about choosing Islam over their new home country, like the Syrians in Germany, or the Somali at Ohio State University.

They are very open and honest on polls, because they know they have nothing to fear from the governments that welcomed them with open arms.

I want to quote from a Pew Global poll from 2013 about attitudes in Islamic countries:

“The people of Islamic nations also believe that Western nations do not respect Arab or Islamic values, do not support Arab causes, and do not exhibit fairness toward Arabs, Muslims, or in particular, the situation in Palestine.”

Some of you may not understand why I am quoting a poll about Islamic nations when I am talking about the west, but those are the invaders!

The Muslims flooding into Germany and the rest of Europe aren’t older or moderate Muslims from the United Kingdom or United States. They are much more radical, and reflect the values and morals of Islamic countries.

One of the easiest ways to get a sense for Islam’s habit of tightly controlling every land it takes over is attitudes around Sharia law

In 2015 the Center for Security Policy commissioned a poll of Muslims in America. It found that 30% of American Muslims believe it is legitimate to use violence against those that insult Islam. And 33% said that sharia should take precedence over the constitution if they clashed.

According to a Wenzel Strategies poll in 2012.

58% of Muslim-Americans believe criticism of Islam or Muhammad is is not protected free speech under the First Amendment

45% believe that those who mock Islam should face criminal charges

12% believe blaspheming against Islam should be punishable by death

26% of young Muslims in America believe suicide bombings are justified.

35% of young Muslims in Britain believe suicide bombings are justified

Now the important part- a separate poll by Pew in 2013 shows approximately 45% of Sharia supporters surveyed disagreed with the idea that Islamic law should apply only to Muslims.

You can kiss goodbye to your bacon, because it is haram no matter what faith you are!

The good news is that according to CNN, the Muslim refugees are all just women and children anyway.

Don’t believe the governments of Europe and the media, they can fake the news, but the pictures speak for themselves. Migrants are overwhelmingly fighting age men.

And one thing hasn’t changed in the history of mankind- young men are the trouble-makers.



The unfortunately vicious cycle we see with Muslim immigration is that young men are more radical, and radicalize the young men already in the country. With the percentage of muslims on welfare, they have nothing to do better with their time than plan how to install a Sharia-compliant culture!

The Muslims who have entered Europe are very plain about telegraphing their future actions. They have no plans to fit into the culture. Muslims do not believe that when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Muslims believe: when in Rome, rape everyone and claim welfare.

In Dusseldorf Muslims burned down a exhibition center that had been turned into a refugee center. The fire caused 10 million euros in damage and 26 people were injured.

You won’t believe the reason the fired was started… the Muslims were upset that there wasn’t enough chocolate and candy made available during Rhamadan.

They don’t just want to be taken in and given a safe land to start a new life in… they want to bend the knee of Western civilization the ways they always have, with blade and fire.

The situation in Europe is Grim. Rape Gangs and crime in Germany, a total takeover in Sweden, no-go zones throughout Paris, and similar problems in England. As I wrote in the fall, London is lost.

The natural question is “how has Europe responded?”

And the answers to that question are extremely troubling.

Europe opened its doors wide to Islam. I wish we could just blame Angela Merkel, but it isn’t just her, it is all of the leaders in the European Union for the most part.

Eastern Europe seems to be holding out. Maybe I should move to Hungary. A German court just ruled it could not deport a Muslim man from Germany to Hungary because they treat Muslims “Inhumanely”. I am curious what they mean by inhumanely, because Hungary is a damn sight better place to live than most of the Middle East. My guess is they aren’t offering third wives. Or third goats! Or perhaps they’re unwilling to make Jew-hunting and apostate-stoning into national sports.

Germany and other countries have argued that the immigration is important to bring workers into the economy. But these men don’t have any work skills, they know how to radicalize and how to shoot, stab, and blow up westerners. Oh, and run them over with trucks.

In fact many of the words and actions of the leadership of Europe betray a sick desire to end their own culture. How else can you explain it?

It’s hard to fathom. The leadership of Europe knows that Islam will end the European culture, and they are OK with it. I hope one day to meet someone smart enough to explain it to me.

I hope America never has to experience a leader who hates America and spends all of his time apologizing to foreigners for our country and importing radical Islam by the boatload

Culturally speaking, the western world has done itself no favors with plunging birthrates. You cannot have a future unless you create a future with what we need at a very minimum — lots of babies!

Even the birthrate in the United States has slowed to a crawl. This demographic suicide puts us in a precarious position against Islam, whose policies are to have many children sometimes by multiple women.

John Paul II’s biographer George Weigel put it this way:

“Europe’s crisis of civilizational morale – which is the reason for Europe’s demographic suicide – involves the eclipse of Christianity as the principal culture-forming force in Europe. Christianity’s replacement by various [Left-wing] secularist schemes of human perfectability set the stage for Europe’s attempts at self-destruction: first in three totalitarian systems, two world wars, and the Cold War; now, through demographic suicide.”

I happen to think he is right about the loss of religion being a major contributing factor. But beyond all causes and motivations, if Europe wants to remain Europe, it must birth Europeans. That should be a warning to the US as well.

The cultural clash with Islam is not lost. Europe can be saved, we can in fact metaphorically take back Constantinople.

Firstly, we can look to European countries that have resisted the Islamic surge. The tough bastards of Eastern Europe know perfectly well how to preserve their culture, and we can learn from them. Are old friends the Hungarians (look up what they actually did). They’re sort of like Cuban-Americans: they remember what it was like to be ruled by totalitarian, culture-hating leftists, and they know how to nip it in the bud.

Secondly, we can push hard to make sure President Trump follows through on his policies about Muslim immigration.

God, It feels great to say President Trump!

Daddy knows it is a bad idea to let people into the country that want to kill us all. He knows we must be able to vet immigrants and refugees. He knows above all else that making America great and welcome in Islam are mutually exclusive futures.

Thirdly, we can put leaders willing to defend our cultures and values in critical roles. Trump has already started this by making Mad Dog Mattis Secretary of Defense.

“You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn’t wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway. So it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually it’s quite fun to fight them, you know. It’s a hell of a hoot.” -General James “Mad Dog” Mattis

This guy is amazing, he really gets it. Here’s another one of his quotes. Imagine anyone in the Obama administration saying this:

“Americans will not ask one fundamental question: … Is political Islam in the best interest of the United States? I suggest the answer is no, but we need to have the discussion. If we won’t even ask the question, how do we even recognize our side in this fight?”

There is one certain way to continue losing against Islam, and that is to not be willing to have a honest and forthright conversation about what is happening and Europe and what will happen here if we follow their lead.

Does General Mattis strike you as someone who is not willing to discuss a subject that may make liberals upset? Does Donald Trump?

They are certainly not. And it just may be the case that Donald Trump was the man that saved Western Civilization in the early 2000’s.

Thank you for your attention, now let’s move on to Q&A, the fun part of the evening.

Written from prepared remarks.