I am annoyed currently. YES. VERRY.

ANNOYED AT What? You may ask.

I realise that many people know not what the word “quintmas” means. This is indeed a very grave situation, but one that I will resolve now, in writing, to state to you morons what quintmas actually means.

Quintmas used to mean Quing Qi in the chinese form of mandarin Korean. It was a good word for describing things such as “Rice” or “hat” or common dairy goods without singular nounal form. However, this did have its downside because you couldn’t ask for milk plurals without also ordering a rice singular or a threefold hat. So idioms where introduced to reconcile this “Qui Woei” as the chinese used to say. The word “Quintmas” was invented to describe all-round comings and goings of rice and threefold attachments listed above.

Now, obviously we are in an age now where we know better, than to say “quintmess”. So why do people always say it? When you regard a rice single in its singular mandarin form, you must say “quint” or “quintmas” to regard it full,y and whole in its proper LOOP.

OK?