Booyakasha! Check dis!!!

Not many people know dis but an important difference between men and Women iz sumfin called “da mental cycle” or as the doctors call it, “havin’ de painters in.”

But no matter wot name u gives it, it still causes terrible pain and sufferin and it aint pleasant for women eiver.

SO HOW OFTEN DOES IT OCCUR?

Well, ladies get da “red wedge” once every 4 weeks, tho sometimes more often. Me Julie for hexample tells me she has got it at least a couple of times a week.

WHY DO THEY HAPPEN?

Medikly, wot ‘appens iz hactually very simple. Der iz a clock dat ticks in her muff, when it gets to “her time” da egg dat she has been fryin in her aviary drops out of her punani.

CAN YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE DURIN’ MENSTRUATION?

People fink dat you can’t have sex when your lady has “Arsenal playin’ at home.” Dis is not true - you can, but just not wiv her.

In fact, u can turn de situation to ya advantage and to show how considerate and luvin’ you iz, suggest to her dat u do it up her batty.

Ear me now…I is not kiddin!!!