Who would spend £10 a month to adopt a stupid panda when you could pay a one-time fee of just £3 to adopt a goddamn T Rex! That's right folks, pledge just £3 and I'll send you monthly updates and photos of your pet T Rex. Impress your friends and scare your enemies with photos of your own prehistoric monster.

Fun fact: a T Rex would absolutely destroy a panda in one on one combat!

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