It seems like every take on Beyonce’s sixth studio album, Lemonade, is just a little bit hotter than the last. Which means that every take probably makes you just a little bit angrier than the last. And apparently, that’s exactly what the CIA wants.

At least, that’s what Infowars’ mascot Alex Jones thinks. And he’s certainly never been wrong before.



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In a video posted to his Facebook earlier today, the red-faced radio host begins by explaining how, several years ago, Congress lifted the ban on domestic propaganda. He jumps from there to declaring that the government should not, in fact, be allowed to pass a law saying that child molestation is okay. Which, OK, yes. You’ve got me there, Alex.

Except then he goes on:

We see Beyonce get up there at the Super Bowl and do these anti-cop riot videos. And we see her out with a new video, with little girls following her and skipping as she beats up cars and blows things up. You know, and goes crazy with a baseball bat. And then you understand that the Super Bowl on Fox and Viacom MTV are the most establishment organs there are—and admittedly the most hooked up with the CIA, and the criminals that have hijacked the Defense Department that are engaging. And you research it, and they’re directly connected to it. With anti-gun programs, anti-family statements. The last two Super Bowls had six or seven ads a piece bashing fatherhood. Every sitcom, every drama you see, the father’s a fat idiot who’s a moron. This is admittedly paid for by taxpayers.

Now, do all these words he’s managed to string together actually contain any meaning whatsoever? No, no they don’t. But let’s hear him out anyway.

So then she sits there wish this rage. You know, great actress, like, ‘Grrrr, Police. Grrr, you’re the enemy of my people.’ And baseball bats and everything. So young people go out and act like maniacs, it’s happening, and try to start a race war in this country.” And this is just to get people to act like total morons, so they can basically get beat up, arrested, and put in jail. ...And so people that are like, “Yeah, Beyonce. Smash the police. Smash the men.” This is to get us all at each other’s throats, when we’re all Americans getting screwed over by the NSA, and the foreign banks and derivatives. We’re all getting our kids attacked and aborted, and shot up with vaccines and GMOs. We’re all in this together.

So how exactly are Beyonce and the CIA connected? Unclear. And how exactly does Beyonce’s new album pave the way to a world for of vaccinated, aborted children chomping down on GMOs? That, too, remains unclear. But then, that’s why we have Alex Jones, to understand that which we cannot.

You can watch Alex Jones complete his daily stroke in full below.

[h/t Media Matters]