LEIGH SALES, PRESENTER: Radio broadcaster Alan Jones found himself the target of many people this week including comedians and it's not over yet. Here's John Clarke and Bryan Dawe.

BRYAN DAWE: Alan Jones, thanks for your time tonight.

JOHN CLARKE: It's good to talk to you, Bryan.

BRYAN DAWE: Ooh. Woo, wow. Hang on. That is very loud. That is very loud.

JOHN CLARKE: Loud?

BRYAN DAWE: Yeah.

JOHN CLARKE: I'm not talking loudly, Bryan. This is my normal speaking voice.

BRYAN DAWE: That's your normal voice level?

JOHN CLARKE: Yeah. I talk like this all the time, Bryan.

BRYAN DAWE: Hang on a second. Don, can we turn him down, please. It's very loud.

JOHN CLARKE: You invite me on your program and then you don't want to hear what I've got to say. That's a cracker, Bryan.

BRYAN DAWE: Now, we do wanna hear what you got to say, but it's distorting, actually, Mr Jones.

JOHN CLARKE: How dare you. I'm distorting? I'm not distorting anything. How dare you suggest I'm distorting.

BRYAN DAWE: No, we've got a problem with the sound. Trust me, we'll sort it out. Don, can you get Shelley in here and sort this sound out, please?

JOHN CLARKE: Bloody great, isn't it? They invite you in here to make the program for them, basically make their own program and they can't even get the sound to work. It's pretty bloody basic, isn't it, the sound? For goodness sake.

BRYAN DAWE: Can we turn him down? Can we turn him down, please?

JOHN CLARKE: This bloke - you know about this bloke, don't ya, this Bryan, this bloke who's onscreen now, he's a crook. He's one of the biggest crooks in the country, this bloke.

BRYAN DAWE: I beg your pardon. I am not a crook, Alan Jones

JOHN CLARKE: Do you mind? I'm having a private conversation here.

BRYAN DAWE: You're not having a private conversation. You're on television.

JOHN CLARKE: I might be on television, but let me assure you I am having a private conversation with a private secretary, Bryan. Charter Flight rules.

BRYAN DAWE: Charter House rules.

JOHN CLARKE: Well, you know, you're entitled to your view, Bryan. I'm bound to say a lot of people don't agree with you.

BRYAN DAWE: Oh, god, it's loud. Mr Jones, are you aware of the criticism John Laws made against you about the comments you made about the Prime Minister?

JOHN CLARKE: Criticism who made against me?

BRYAN DAWE: John Laws.

JOHN CLARKE: Oh, yeah, I saw Mr Laws on your show a coupla nights ago.

BRYAN DAWE: God. What did ya think?

JOHN CLARKE: Well he looked like he was in a production of Private Lives, but I didn't take much notice of what he said and I don't think anyone else does either.

BRYAN DAWE: No, no, no, I'm sorry Mr Jones, we're gonna have to leave it there. We can't seem to fix the problem. It's just far too unpleasant to listen to that.

JOHN CLARKE: What do you mean?

BRYAN DAWE: You're incredibly loud and we can't do anything about it.

JOHN CLARKE: Well get used to it. The whole population of Sydney has.

BRYAN DAWE: Because it's extremely unpleasant listening to it like that. And by the way, the population doesn't all live in Sydney.

JOHN CLARKE: Is that my fault? I'm to blame, am I, 'cause half the population of Australia hasn't got the brains to live in Sydney?

BRYAN DAWE: Well what's the advantage of living in Sydney?

JOHN CLARKE: I am!

BRYAN DAWE: Thanks for your time. Can we just ...

JOHN CLARKE: What a bloody idiot. He's crook and a fool. Righto, let's go to dinner. I'm outta here.