Looks like someone took the five-letter P-word the wrong way. On June 5th, 47-year-old Everett Lages was arrested outside of the Emerald City strip club in Murdock, Florida. He continuously called 911 after the club's owner denied him entry because Lages had a kitten—yes, a baby cat—with him.

After the cops showed up, they put Lages in a cab and tried to send him home. Which was a fail, since Lages was severely intoxicated and continued to call 911. Lages was later arrested and is now facing charges of misuse of the emergency calling system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning, and resisting arrest without violence, all because of a wee little kitten.

Lages will be crying "Meow!" from his jail cell soon enough.

[via Huffington Post]