Here's your chance to play Grand Prix: A federal bankruptcy trustee is auctioning off the remains of the South Boston grand prix that never was. Up for bid: Two "Dallara Indy Car Show Cars," the trailers to haul them in and 1,100 Jersey barriers, each with 16 bolts on top to mount, and, bonus, three circular steel cables on each side.

NOTE: Before bidding on the barriers, make sure you can prove to Massport, on whose land the things now sit, that you have the wherewithal to remove them - including insurance. Also, if you want to buy the whole set, you'll obviously need some land on which to create a race tracks, presumably far, far away from Fort Point.

The auction is tomorrow at noon in Holbrook, so time's running out.

H/t Titanium Cranium.