Petulant American man-boy tycoons wishing to command armies of taco-and beer-delivering quadcopters are perhaps having their peevishness augmented by the Federal Aviation Administration, which has yet to finalize regulations on how commercial drones might ply the sky. Curses! Elsewhere in the world, though, drone-enabled deliveries are starting to get off the ground. These pint-size copters can quickly and cheaply ferry lifesaving supplies to remote places, deliver books on the double, and, yes, drop off pepperoni pizzas.

DHL PARCELCOPTER —————-

THE NORTH SEA

Payload: Medicines like painkillers or anticoagulants

Method: Automated (but a pilot monitors the flight)

Status: A local ferry service makes daily runs to the island of Juist, but the drone is for urgent orders; the flight takes a mere 17 minutes.

COPTER EXPRESS OCTOCOPTER ————————-

Max payload: 6.6 pounds // Max range: 1.7 miles // Width: 30 in FRANCESCO MUZZI

SYKTYVKAR, RUSSIA

Payload: Pizza

Method: Preprogrammed via GPS and equipped with cameras monitored from the pizza shop; the pie is dropped down to the customer on a cable.

Status: If you're in Syktyvkar, just call Dodo Pizza and order Одну большую пиццу пожалуйста.

MATTERNET QUADCOPTER ——————–

Max payload: 2.2 pounds // Max range: 17.4 miles // Width: 35.4 in FRANCESCO MUZZI

BHUTAN

Payload: Antibiotics from the hospital in the Himalayan capital of Thimphu, at 7,710 feet above sea level, up to a remote mountain health clinic

Method: Automated (after operators program in the destination)

Status: Tests ran in August 2014, and a rollout is planned for 2015.

PAPUA NEW GUINEA

Payload: Saliva samples for tuberculosis testing, from Malalaua to the Kerema hospital; the drone shortens what can be a days-long overland trip to one hour.

Method: Automated

Status: Tests ran in September 2014 in anticipation of a 2015 rollout.

GOOGLE X SELF-FLYING VEHICLE —————————-

Test payload: 2.6 pounds // Test range: 7.5 miles // Width: 40.6 in FRANCESCO MUZZI

QUEENSLAND, AUSTRALIA

Payload: Dog treats, cattle vaccines, and a first-aid kit for farmers

Method: Will be preprogrammed; once in position, it lowers the package on a line and a bundle of sensors detect when the package has hit the ground.

Status: It's still in the research stages.

FLIRTEY HEXACOPTER ——————

Max payload: 5.5 pounds // Max range: 10 miles // Width: 48 in FRANCESCO MUZZI

SYDNEY

Payload: Physics and law textbooks to University of Sydney students

Method: Automated

Status: More testing is ongoing at the University of Nevada, Reno.

Not all drone deliveries are part of a business model or humanitarian effort. Here are some of our other favorite delivery projects:

Dry-Cleaning (Philadelphia); Vegetarian Burrito (Palo Alto, California); Carne Asada Burrito (Sunnyvale, California); Chicken Wings (Milford, Connecticut); Two large Domino’s Pepperoni Pizzas (Redhill, Surrey, England); Cake (Shanghai); Beer (Oppikoppi Music Festival, Limpopo Province, South Africa); Case of Beer (Mille Lacs Lake, Minnesota); Sushi Burgers (London); Flowers (Commerce Township, Michigan)