There's a man in town

All the women know

He goes by the name of Nosey Joe

Don't care if they're married

He takes his pick

Long as they're women

He's ready to stick



His big nose in their business

His big nose in their business

That's Nosey Joe

The nosiest guy I know



Well, he ain't good lookin'

And he ain't big and strong

That guy's got a nose that's four foot long

I'm tellin' you women, this ain't no jive

If you get too close this man will drive



His big nose in your business

His big nose in your business

That's Nosey Joe

The nosiest guy I know



[Instrumental Break]



I saw him just the other day

Tried to steal my gal away

He offered her money

He offered her love

She said, "Thank you sir

But please don't shove"



Your big nose in my business

Your big nose in my business

That's Nosey Joe

He's the nosiest guy I know



[Instrumental Break]



Old Nosey finally lost his life

Messin' with my buddy's wife

My buddy he caught him with his chick

Chopped off his nose

Now he can't stick



His big nose in my business

Big nose in your business

That's Nosey Joe

The nosiest guy I know



Dig that nose