We’ve all done it, watched a TV show, watched all the characters go about their business in their idiosyncratic way and wondered “who am I most like?” Am I a Carrie? A Ross? A Shrek?

Well, for Merlin fans, Anglophenia has developed this quiz doohickey that will provide scientifically verifiable* results, telling you exactly which of the main three characters in your favorite TV show is closest to your personality.

Are you, for example, an Arthur, destined for greatness, but also a bit of a posho? Or a Merlin, trainee wizard with sticky-out ears? Perhaps you’re a vengeful Morgana, who’d steal candy from a baby, wipe it on a dog’s leg and then hand it back. And if so, maybe you should ease back on the evil deeds, yeah?

* Note: Not scientifically verifiable.