Tired of playing kings or up the river down the river? Here’s a simple and fast paced drinking game to keep you and your friends entertained (while getting increasingly intoxicated).

All you need to do is go to yourather.com and answer the questions. Everyone in the room decides which they would rather do (“always wear a top hat or always wear a giant clock necklace?”) and then click to find out how the rest of the world voted. If you find yourself in the minority, you drink!

See, simple. Now go fight with your friends over whether it’d be better to have “uncontrollable nose hair or uncontrollable ear hair.” The choice is yours, all you have to lose is some of your drink (which is really just a win in disguise).