Announcement ***PLEASE NOTE THE CURRENT ONGOING ISSUES WITH THE GOVERNMENT VS. USPS HAVE BEEN CAUSING EXTREME DELAYS ON MANY ORDERS SHIPPED VIA USPS FIRST CLASS MAIL . YOUR PATIENCE IS MUCH APPRECIATED AS MOST ORDERS ARE NOT BEING SCANNED ALONG THE WAY AND OFTEN TAKE OVER A MONTH TO ARRIVE. IF YOU NEED A PACKAGE BY A CERTAIN DEADLINE IS IT SUGGESTED YOU UPGRADE TO PRIORITY MAIL (THESE PACKAGES HAVE NOT RUN INTO EXTREME DELAYS AS OF YET) OR SEND ME A MESSAGE TO GET QUOTES ON AN ALTERNATE CARRIER. THANK YOU!***



appreciate you allowing me to harvest your American dollar. Thank you so mauch for terrorizing me with your support! Follow @thereisnostore on Instagram, bitchassslutasswhores!



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***PLEASE NOTE THE CURRENT ONGOING ISSUES WITH THE GOVERNMENT VS. USPS HAVE BEEN CAUSING EXTREME DELAYS ON MANY ORDERS SHIPPED VIA USPS FIRST CLASS MAIL . YOUR PATIENCE IS MUCH APPRECIATED AS MOST ORDERS ARE NOT BEING SCANNED ALONG THE WAY AND OFTEN TAKE OVER A MONTH TO ARRIVE. IF YOU NEED A PACKAGE BY A CERTAIN DEADLINE IS IT SUGGESTED YOU UPGRADE TO PRIORITY MAIL (THESE PACKAGES HAVE NOT RUN INTO EXTREME DELAYS AS OF YET) OR SEND ME A MESSAGE TO GET QUOTES ON AN ALTERNATE CARRIER. THANK YOU!***



FREE STANDARD SHIPPING: Is offered on all keychains, greeting cards, and magnets. They are sent via standard USPS mail. Expected delivery time is 3-14 business days. There is NO TRACKING provided with this option. This is a cost effective way for those of you wanting to harvest your own American dollar.



FIRST CLASS MAIL UPGRADE: If you like to be terrorized with a tracking number, and faster delivery please choose this option. Expected delivery time is 3-5 business days.



PRIORITY MAIL UPGRADE: If you would like even faster delivery with tracking this is the option for you. Expected delivery time is 1-3 business days. I call this the Anfisa Red Makeup Bag Now Method, or ARMBNM for short. And, thus all Priority orders I will get in the mail ASAP, same day when possible, or next business day. And it is clearly understood you mean business, or will key 'IDIOT' into my car.



Thank you so maaaauch in advance for understanding these are expected shipping and delivery times. Occasionally USPS runs into delays on their end, and that is out of my hands, so please choose your shipping method erring on the side of caution, especially during busy Holiday Seasons. It is no illusion that I promise so maaaauch I will do my best to get all orders out in a timely manner, and keep you updated if any shipping delays arise.