Kybones, you really went above and beyond. I mean REALLY!

I am sure that I am right now in possession of the finest and largest collection of American snacks in Scandinavia. I am looking at 6.1 lovely and tasty pounds of colored sugar and starch in bright packaging. I'm overwhelmed by your generosity and am also joyfully confirmed in my prejudices about US food.

I'm aiming for that sugar coma you promised and am already feeling slightly nauseous by sampling everything in the snack mountain. But it tastes so good!

Unfortunately the kids saw the package arrive and knew that something was up. Now they expect me to share. I clearly didn't raise them properly.