Hmm... We got the 9-12 dry hump, promoting his Dick and Jane Glenn Beckifesto. Check. Got the Glenn Beck desk before the Nazi march job. Cute. What tragic historic events will Glenn Beck dry hump next? Perhaps he'll photoshop himself riding shotgun with Jack Kennedy through Dealey Plaza. Ooh! Maybe he'll have the boys (who'll "do your homework for you") work up a My Lai massacre barbecue, starring Glenn Beck in a "Kiss the Cook" apron. That would be adorable. Remember the 9/11 tourist on the WTC hoax? Yeah. That's right up his alley. I know! maybe he should work himself into Hiroshima, stratched out on a deck chair with one of those suntan reflectors and the whatchamacallit on his nose! Yeah! Such "entertainment" makes Glenn Beck look like so much more than a malicious pundit, it makes him look like an actual historic figure!