When will Obama's War on Pizza end? Papa John himself has revealed that Obamacare will force him to raise pizza prices by some 14 cents — and now noted pizza expert Herman "Godfather" Cain has weighed in with a pizza prediction in an interview with Time magazine:

Is it worse to imagine a world without pizza or one in which Obama gets a second term?

It's worse to imagine a world with Obama getting a second term than it is to imagine a world without pizza. Because with Obama in a second term, there will be no pizza. For anyone.

You heard it here first: Obama will ban pizza in his second term.

[Time]