J., you have restored my faith in humanity. I cannot thank you enough for the fantastic 'Big Hug Mug', which I received in the post today. It is perfect. Simply perfect! Now, I just need to develop a taste for cheap Texas beard, change my gender, start smoking again, and become a detective and my transformation into True Detective will be complete.

But seriously, as big fan of the show, I really appreciate your generous and thoughtful gift. Thank you.