I'm Mr. Flam Dice

I'm the gamest in the land

I never play nice

I'm Discord's right hand man



I can't let you pass

cuz you ain't done everythan'

bring me those contracts

come on bring em' to the flam



If you haven't finished your task

haven't work assiduously

no I cannot let you past

don't you mess with me!



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Don't miss with Flam Dice

(Don't miss with Flam Dice)

Don't mess with me

(Don't mess with him)

Don't miss with Flam Dice

(Don't miss with Flam Dice)

Don't mess with me!



I'm Mr. Flam Dice

Heed just what I say

Discord has his price

and I'll make sure you pay!

I don't have time to mess round

and I hope you will agree

bring me those contracts

PRONTO!

don't you mess with me!

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