TRUMP for CHANCELLOR of GERMANY

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Dear Americans,

here is your chance to get rid of The Donald. Sign this petition and donate.

Dear Europeans,

here is your chance to get the Best Expert for Economics, Peace and Wealth. Sign this petition and donate.

What is going on?

Donald Trump will become President of Europe or Germany!

Correct name is: President of the European Commission or Federal Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

Impossible? Watch this: https://twitter.com/i/status/1016079192604139520

When will it start?

Once $5 million have been donated, the project begins.

How to convince Trump?

We will go public, visit the USA and convince the president in many ways to move to Europe and if affordable I will personally grab his tie to get him into the next plane to our European Union.

If Trump does not come to Europe voluntarily, we'll increase the pressure by supporting the Democrats, because if Trump does not win 2020, he will need a new job and will gladly become President of Europe.

We will do a skyrocketing 2020 anti-election campaign.

We will grab attention and bribe people on the streets with money to vote for the Democrats.

We will publish fake news about Trump in the media.

We will hire foreign hackers to manipulate the elections, change the voting machines to illegally get more votes for the Democrats.

We will think up scandals and accuse Trump in the media for no reason.

We will fake evidence against Trump in all possible legal proceedings.

We will bribe people to tell lies about Trump in public.

We will influence opinion of the people with secret bots in social media against Trump.

We will do new protest marches with naive people against Trump, and no one will know that we are causing this.

We still have many tactics but the best and most effective measures must now be kept secret!

The result will be a huge crowd flocking to the ballot boxes and make your dreams come true.

This special situation requires to go public, expose identities, invest time, deal with special obstacles and create outstanding solutions and opportunities with great success. Me an my team of international girls, students and young professionals will launch an election campaign that is attractive and effective like the world has never seen before.

This service is unique, outstanding, invaluable and worth much more than $30 million but I am a modest servant of our planet Earth thats why we will start as soon as we get just $5 million what I demand for our work, cost and my responsibility. After that you can get in contact with us. But I hope we will receive at least $7 million. Just sign this petition and donate to our project. If you are unsure how much you can spend just start with some Dogecoin now.

How can a President of the USA get elected in Europe?

It is very simple. We have done that several times with great soccer stars!

Trump will get a German citizinship. Thats it. And he will be ready for his election in Europe.

Examples:

1) Great Brazilian soccer star Paulo Rink received German citizenship for his great performance – and now he is politician! Paulo Rink's great-grandfather was German – similar to the case of Donald Trump (Trumps paternal grandparents are from Kallstadt in Germany. All of his grandparents and his mother were born in Europe).

Just because of injustice (a tremendous mistake of stupid Luitpold, Prince Regent of Bavaria who was afraid to loose his reign to Donald Trumps grandfather) Mr. Trumps grandfather lost his German citizenship and was forced to move to America. Otherwise Melania and Donald Trump would be Queen Melania and King Donald Trump of Germany today.

Maybe that is not 100% historically accurate, but now we have a chance to get our son back.

2) Sean "Crocodile" Dundee, a South African soccer player received German citizenship for his great performance.

3) Cacau (Claudemir Jerônimo Barreto), a Brazilian soccer player who received German citizenship in reward for his great performance. He was part of the German national team at the 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP.

4) Donald Trump, President of the United States of America, will receive German citizenship for his great achievement. The next step is the election as Federal Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany or President of the European Commission.

Dear Democrats,

you finally want to get rid of Trump? Is he failing to meet your expectations? Do you prefer an other candidate? We understand you! And we will help and support you. Is Trump your political nightmare? Let us get him to Europe and you are free. Do you remember how often you felt bad when you heard what the Donald was talking about? You are tired of watching him always in any newspaper? You do not want to see his face all day and do not want to listen to his voice anymore, right? Do you remember him insulting innocent people? How often you have been annoyed, how often you had discussions concerning Trump, how often you could not sleep at night when you was thinking about the next steps he was doing? Do you feel ashame for having Trump as your president representing the USA? Is America destroyed by him? Is he a megalomaniac, erratic, liar? And all your friends hate him? Do you doubt his empathy, honesty and ability to make political deals? What if he would be elected again and again would it be a horror? You really feel the need to get rid of Trump? Donate and vote for our petition Trump for EU. We will help you and take your work off and we will produce countless fake news to convince these naive republicans so that they will not elect the Donald again. Vote for Trump for Europe today and maybe we can make your dreams come true. Donate today to the crypto adresses below to get our powerful campaign started.

Good news: Secret negotiations of diplomats show that Trump has already agreed to come to Europe in case he is not reelected. Then Trump will reintroduce the gold standard in the European Union. That's why it is important for the Democrats to win 2020.

We will help you and steal the President from the Republicans. Just sign this petition and donate to our project.

Dear Republicans,

we are really sorry for you. But you know how bad Donald was treated by some Americans. The Americans have not earned our Donald. We want our son to come back home. Maybe you remember that his paternal grandparents came from Germany. Trump is “Made in Germany” a product of reliability and quality. All of his grandparents and his mother were born in Europe. We just want our right and get him back where he belongs to because we love him. But we promise, you will always be able to visit him here in Europe and you will always be able to watch him in TV and on Twitter. Do not be sad and try to understand us, please. Here in Europe we have an emergency. Our econmics is a desaster and we urgently need a competent experienced expert to fix it and to reach important goals like pacifying our splitted society. Trump made such a good job in the USA that you do not need him any more. He made the hard work but now even an average politician of an other party could manage the country. We even offer you a swap. You can have our well educated, experienced and charming Chancellor of Germany Dr. rer. nat. Merkel because we just want back our Donald Trump. I hope you understand our situation. Be fair and vote for Trump for Europe, please, because we urgently need his special skills. Just sign this petition and donate to our project.

Dear Egyptians,

Khufu has risen and brought beautiful Cleopatra. Now called Potus and Melania. To get in shape again Pharaoh started with developing several enormous towers. Now we will convince the royal dynasty to move to Europe to commission tallest real estates in the world for the next 4000 years again.

But at first we will build pyramids and multifamily properties on the backside of the Moon - yes exactly at the same place where Chinese President Xi Jinping has been with his Chang'e project bc he will be our partner - what will be funded with support of European Central Bank, European Space Agency, Nasa, Cnsa, Nasa, Qatar, Naxa, Roscosmos, Stray Dog Capital, Siemens, PHW, MIT, EADS, Morgan Stanley, Bosch, Saudi Arabia, Fidelity, Alphabet, Max Planck Society, Baidu, Microsoft, Apple, Ubtech, Merck, Abu Dhabi and space investors. It is managed by the Solar System Organization who will be led by Ivanka, Jared, Don & Eric. Elon, Jeff, Richard and Jack Ma will develop equipment (Donald and Jeff will soon be friends). Maybe Trump and Banks do not like it, but Moons reserve currency is Dogecoin, of course (sign: Ð, code DOGE). Doge will be transfered from our planet to the Moon very fast, cheap and save https://youtu.be/000al7ru3ms

Ledger, Trezor, the Shibe community, fluffypony, Satoshi, John McAfee and the Institute for Intelligence and Special Operations will develop security and infrastructure solutions. Rumors say that Chang'e has already deposited some keys of Dogecoin on the moon. You will even be able to order stuff like dog food here on Earth, maybe from Pedigree, pay with your Galaxy S20 phone crypto keystore wallet in DOGE and wait until UPS or DHL have delivered by a solar cells driven space shuttle drone. Or you just fly by Moon taxi and bring home your stuff by yourself. Much wow. Btw: Elon will understand that not Mars, but a colonized moon will be the spacehub to make humans a multi-planetary species starting to colonize our solar system and the rest of our wonderful galaxy, the glorious & adorable Milky Way. Make the Moon a great economic powerhouse.

Diet on the Moon is ensured by organic farming and modern, ethical, fresh, lab-grown, healthy & very tasty meat. Proteines in lab-grown, ethical meat make your body muscular, lean and very sexy! Combined with fresh organic herbs and fresh organic vegetables lab-grown meat will make the tastiest and healthiest burgers of the universe. This is modern food!

Sergey Brin, Bernard Roelen, Josh Tetrick, Mark Post, Ira van Eelen, van Mensvoort, Just, Bell Food, Aleph Farms, Memphis-, and Mosa Meats will advice. Prokopyev will care for algae growth.

You can pay your ethical Moonburger with Dogecoin in Moonmart or Patrick Byrne & Jeffs new chain of convenience stores “OverMoon Go”. Their main stakeholder is Warren, of course.

Btw: if you like to pay with Dogecoin at Amazon on Earth there is another petition to sign. Just type in “Doge4Amazon”. Alibaba and Tecent will follow.

Here on our planet Earth, especially in Europe, we want the Pharaoh and Melania to create the largest building-constructions ever. Nowadays buildings record highs are around 900 meters. But we want 10 miles.

For a new pr-ˤ3-building several towers, six for example, will be arranged like a hexagram which even ancient king ديفيد would like. Or five towers like the star of the star-and-crescent symbol or like a pentagon. Or maybe twelve pillars like ... you know.

To stabilize this construction there will be a crystal spiral and circling skywalks any m = π/6*144 connecting the pillars.

Enlightment of shadowed areas is achieved by using mobile solarpanel-led lightning systems and synchronized mirror-drone swarms. It will be gigantic. At lunchbreak people will walk from the office on floor X to the next field just to milk their own cow for a coffee.

At the roof of this huge temple is an white obelisk height in m = π/6*333 with a golden pyramidion surrounded by a landing spot for helicopters, drones & Moon hoppers.

We will even establish a new center of knowledge like your honouroble ancient library of Alexandria. In Europe and in the country of Abrahams descendants and on the Moon. To add a modern feature we will develop AI systems that recognize the knowledge gaps a student has and how to best motivate an individual. Europe will make it possible.

We would like to learn from your experience and work with you close partnered.

Just sign this petition and donate to our project.

Dear Europeans,

please use the Google translator to read the german part (below)!

We think Donald is a good one but too many assistents left the government on their own behalf. If people who do not agree with Donalds politic just leave government it is just destructive. It would have been better to stay and influence the president to do the right. That would be brave, contructive and would help to improve the governments quality.

Trump is eager to fulfill his promises he gave to the voters. If someone does not like what Trump is doing he should blame the voters and not the president.

We will give Trump a German citizenship and make him President of the European Commission or Federal Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany. Then we will give him instructions to bring peace, wealth and harmony for all people living in Europe. That is the deal. And Trump will deliver.

Sign this petition and donate to our project.

Sehr geehrte Mitmenschen Deutschlands,

wir suchen einen neuen Bundeskanzler! Die gute Mutti Merkel hat den Parteivorsitz bereits am 07. Dezember 2018 offiziell abgelegt. Ein deutliches Zeichen ihrer Amtsmüdigkeit. Nun haben wir die historisch einmalige Chance, einen weltberühmten, international erfahrenen Top-Experten für Wirtschaft, Tatkraft und Erfolg zu verpflichten. Er bringt das Know How und eine glamouröse, politisch ambitionierte, weise Schönheitskönigin mit.

Die Wirtschaft in Deutschland und Europa befindet sich in einer entsetzlichen, verheerenden Lage. Das System kollabiert. Ein echter Notfall.

Aber Melania & Donald werden uns alle retten. Mit seiner leicht chauvinistischen, aber auch ganz besonders liebenswürdigen, fürsorglichen und beschützenden Art und Weise wird Donald Deutschland und Europa zu neuer Größe führen. Und seien wir ehrlich, gab es jemals einen erfolgreicheren und gleichzeitig unterhaltsameren Politiker? Donald macht aus langweiliger Politik spannendes Entertainment und bringt Frieden sowie Wohlstand. Zwar gibt es Dinge und Taten in seinem Leben und seiner US-Politk die kritisierbar sind, doch führt Donald einfach aus was das Schicksal, die Mitmenschen, die Umwelt, das Publikum und besonders die Wähler von ihm verlangt haben. Er ist aufrichtig, fleissig, verlässlich und sehr bestrebt seine Versprechen umzusetzen.

Trump ist ein Mann, der hält, was er verspricht und nur das verspricht, was die Wähler von ihm erwarten.

Donald Trump funktioniert wie ein Computer.

Um die politisch gewünschten Ziele der deutschen Wähler zu erreichen, braucht Donald einfach eine entsprechend klare und eindeutige Aufgabe, und wir, die deutschen Wähler, werden sie ihm geben.

Denn wir wissen daß Donald Trump hält was er verspricht. Lasst uns darum unseren großen Vorteil nutzen, nämlich den daß einige Amerikaner den Wert ihres Präsidenten noch nicht erkannt haben und nicht zu schätzen wissen, was sie an ihm haben. Lasst uns die Gelegenheit ergreifen und lasst uns Donald zurück nach Hause holen. Geben wir ihm einfach eine deutsche Staatsbürgerschaft und machen ihn zum Bundeskanzler oder EU-Kommissionspräsidenten.

Anders als in den USA ist hier in Europa die Anforderung, die Wirtschaft prosperieren und den Wohlstand aufblühen zu lassen. Dazu kommt das bisher ungelöste Problem der erfolgreichen Integration vieler Menschen aus anderen Kulturen.

Donald Trump ist der Mann, der Beschützer der Frauen, ein liebenswürdiger, manchmal kleiner Chauvi mit großer Klappe aber großem Herz, ein Mutiger, ein Gentleman der alten Schule, Medien- und totaler, durchschlagskräftiger und absoluter Politprofi, der die Menschen Europas: die Christen, die Juden, die Muslime, die Linken, die Neutralen, die Rechten und alle anderen in friedlicher Harmonie vereinen und aus den daraus entstehenden Kräften die Wirtschaft unseres Kontinents exponentiell wachsen lassen wird.

Deutschland und damit Europa wird zur weltweit führenden Forschungs-, Bildungs-, Wissens-, und Wissenschaftselite. Ein neues Alexandria steigt empor, ein neues Silicon Valley von bisher nie dagewesenem Ausmaß, der hellste Stern im Firmament der Geisteswissenschaften, Kultur, Kunst, Freiheit, Harmonie, Moderne, Raumfahrt, Liebe, Prosperität und Mitmenschlichkeit.

Donald Trump ist das strahlende Licht, der Flammenschein einer mächtigen Fackel die das Dunkel Europas wieder bis ans Ende der Welt erleuchten lässt. Die Menschheit wird sich erheben und dankbar aufblicken zu Europa dem neuen Leuchtturm dieser Welt. Gemeinsam mit allen europäischen Ländern, mit Israel, mit den arabischen, islamischen Ländern, mit den USA, mit Russland, China, Afrika, Australien, Südamerika, Kanada, Asien, und jeder Region dieser Welt die sich aktiv beteiligen will werden wir unsere gemeinsame Welt und Umwelt in eine bessere, gesunde, friedliche, liebevolle und erfolgreiche Ära führen deren Platz in den Geschichtsbüchern gesichert ist. Geben wir Donald einfach die deutsche Staatsbürgerschaft und geben wir Donald einfach eine klare Aufgabenstellung - denn dann wird er sie gehorsam ausführen.

Agenda:

1. Unter fortschreitender Vereinigung seiner Länder muss Europas Wirtschaftsraum endlich gesunden.

2. Die Europa bewohnenden Menschen sollen in einer leistungsstarken, wettbewerbsorientierten, schöpferischen Harmonie geeint werden.

Es ist an der Zeit zu handeln. Für Deutschland, Europa und die ganze Welt.

Wir werden Donald Trump den US-Wahlkampf verderben und ihm eine deutsche Staatsbürgeschaft geben, damit er kein US-Präsident bleibt und statt dessen als Europas Spitzenpolitiker Europa zu neuer Größe führt. Jetzt Petition unterschreiben und spenden Sie für unser Projekt.

Dear First Lady,

Germany is a wonderful country. It offers intellectual delights, variety, culture, sightseeings and pleasure. You and your family are our heroes and we hope that you and your family will save Germany and Europe from the dire financial straits. Your beauty and wisdom is legendary. Remember your European roots. The love and warmth of Germany are calling for you.

Dear Mr. President,

we want you to be in Europe like I wrote in the letter I send to you before (whitehouse.gov/contact).

We have some spectacular ideas for improving the power and effectiveness of your presidential campaign. I want to see you lucky, rich and successful and I am sure we will make it true. Me and an effective team of international girls, students and young professionals able to attract crowds will launch an election campaign that is attractive and effective like the world has never seen before.

We will visit the USA (check-in Trump Hotels) and try to convince you to move to Europe and if affordable I will pull your arm to get you into the next plane to Europe.

We will do sensational and spectacular appearances in Washington, attract young Americans with international background who will follow us and influence people. We will spread bills on the streets for people promising to vote against you, will follow you through the USA chasing you, will do countless specials and rule the headlines. Make Europe Great Again.

This service is unique, outstanding, invaluable and will make you a powerful and lucky and beloved president what is worth much more than even $30 million but I am a modest servant of our planet Earth thats why I will start as soon as I got just $5 million what I demand for my hard work, my cost, my genius, my expertise and my responsibility but I hope I will receive at least $7 million from donators all over the world. Once the job is done and you are president, I would like to receive a $10 million success fee.

As a German I would like to have you as my Chancellor or President of the European Commission. One day, I know that, one day people will love you more than ever.

Until this point of time we will take the chance and try to get you to Germany or European Union. Imagine the consequences. That will lead to a great win-win situation.

The Americans have not earned you. We need your expertise for economics and hope you will help us to integrate refugees and people from different cultures who we see as beloved guests and members of our society. We will increase your salary tenfold, care for your family and make you rich and your dreams come true. Come home, please and get our new Chancellor of Germany or President of the European Commission. Make sure someone pays my salary (Who knows? Maybe it will have been democrats.)

The petition is the first step of realizing a strategical concept to create a superior situation. The base is psychology: the Power of Fear of Loss. Voters will become jealous like a schoolgirl who finds out that her boyfriend has received another girl's phone call!

In addition, we have a lot of secret and brilliant ideas - brilliant like this petition - that guarantees a resounding success. The effectiveness of some aces in our sleeves will explode in the last days of the campaign to convince voters.

I am the mastermind of this concept and I can realize it with great success. I am the best for this job. Trust me, Mr. President. I will also turn a seemingly hopeless situation, just like a pancake, and your political competitors will go down but YOUR POLITICAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. Some guys just need to pay the modest fee and I will start. What I will bring to you is the VICTORY.

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Dear Journalists,

You are a major pillar of freedom, transparency and democracy and we know you are working hard all day to get a good, interesting and entertaining story.

We hope we can help you a little bit in the future and wish you all the best and a lot of fun.

Respect our privacy, please. Do not attack us in any way and do not reveal our identities as long as we have not done it by ourselves. Just sign this petition and donate to our project.

Dear Mexicans,

you do not want to get bothered by Trump anymore? Alright, we will remove him from USA and get him to Europe. Just sign this petition and donate to our project.

Dear people of the whole world,

the elections of the Presidents of the United States 2020 and the European Commission are matters of international importance. These Presidents are among the most powerful presidents of the whole world for the next years and they will influence the whole world. Why should not the whole world be able to vote? Here is your chance. Vote now!

Donations for our campaign are welcome. You will find cryptocurrency adresses below. Donate now.

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...at some point in the future, maybe you can have the job in Europe. Think about.

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