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Member Back to Top Post by Nygil, Nickolie on Runcibal Fizzle pot's Imp orium o f Prolifi c and Fan tabulo us M ateria ls





A small colorful chest bearing the above lettering is found in the center of the guild hall. It has a check list tapped to the front of it, like a sort of order form. It seems that if you check items off the list and place the right amount of gold in the box, that item appears as if by magic, under your bed the next morning. The items themselves bar little explanation as the below is the only text given, and no one in the guild seems to know anything about it.



Below is the Fizzle Pot price list/Order form

Warning, items unstable may not work with all DM's



Reusable-ish items for 200gp

Grease Boots (boots, effected by grease. Acrobatics DC 15 to 'power slide' on them)

Funnel of Create Water (When water is poured in water comes out the other side, for twice as long/much as it should)

Shirt of Changing Colors (It is a shirt, it changes colours, often!)

Exploding Stuffed Bunny (It blows up when loved! Damage based on amount of love.)

Sunglasses of Danger Blocking (These sunglasses instantly shield the wearer from all harmful effects and dangers.)

Candle of Darkness (Like a candle, but backwards!)

Oderless Perfume (Like it sounds, it removes all scent from you, finally an item more useful to a player than a PC!)

Instant Water, 10 ounces (Just add water, 1 ounce makes a gallon)

Lead Boots of Weightlessness-ness (These very heavy boots make you weightless, they still weigh 50 pounds mind you.)

Lead Boots of Walk on Water (These 50 pound boots allow you to walk on water as if that water were solid, like ICE!)

Mega Phone of Ventriliquizum (Makes your voice much louder, and come from anywhere within 100ft)

Underpants of Heating (They keep your neither regions toasty, only slight chance of fire!)

Toothpick of Ram (Like a battering ram but smaller, and you can clean your teeth with it)

Tiny Pink Umbrella of Shielding (This little wonder keeps you safe from any amount of falling derbies, and looks stylish.)

Huge Bright Orange Hat of Hiding (This massive, floppy, bright orange hat will keep anyone from noticing you, I mean they can't miss the hat, but will never see you.)

Blind Fold of Detect [Creature Type] (This blindfold works a lot like detect evil, but for the creature of your choice, to bad it blinds you.)

Shovel of Move Earth (This shovel moves all earth in a 10 by 10 in front of the user, you still have to lift it though)

Ice Cube Tray of Heating (When ice is placed within, it becomes water! Takes an hour or so)

Wand of Dispel Clothing (Like it sounds! Has no effect on magical gear, but have you ever worn +2 full plate with no underpants?)

Spoon of Stone to Jell-o (This spoon treats all stone like it were jello, and now you can too!)

Fork of Dirt to Steak (This fork treats all dirt like it were steak just plunge it in and pull out some medium rare beef)

Knife of Wood to Mashed Potatoes (A little poorly thought out, this knife cuts wood chunks in to mashed potatoes!)

Bell of Summon Near by Children (When rung, all children that can hear it rush towards this bell! Will DC 13)

Very Loud Whistle (It is SOOOoooo loud it can be heard for miles)

Confetti That Keeps Going (This fist full of coloured paper scraps will rain for 2d6 rounds after thrown. Treated as 10ft cloud of colourful fog)





Fizzlepot's Pocket Items!

All Pocket Items are tiny 1 pound versions of the item, cost 50gp, and once placed on the ground grow to mundane full sized copies of that item.



Pocket Catapult

Pocket Balista

Pocket Bed Room

Pocket Tent

Pocket Cannon Ball

Pocket of 1225 Marbles

Pocket of Water Buffalo

Pocket of Small Fountain

Pocket of Nondescript Small Tree

Pocket of 40' Collapse-able Ladder

Pocket of 500' of Rope

Pocket of 40' Carpeted Area

Pocket of Wall (out of stock)

Pocket of Ceiling

Pocket of 20' Plexi-glass Shield

Pocket Outhouse

Pocket Fruit-stand



Fizzlepot's Illusionary Marbles 20gp each! Or ten for 199gp!

All marbles are tiny glass spheres that can be thrown with a range of 20ft, when the land/break they create a Programed Image of the listed object/creature/event that lasts 10 rounds. Will DC 17



-Tree

-Cat

-Dog

-Outhouse

-Puddle

-40' Pink Elephant

-Castle

-Cavalry Charge

-Aunt Louise

-Pile of 400 Gold Coins

-One Legged Orc in a Pink Dress

-158,000 Marbles

-Pot of Spaghetti

-Wall

-Floor

-Ceiling

-Door

-Doorway

-Distraction Dance Man



Also Try! 150gp each while supplies last!

-Marble Permanency Spray (Illusions last 1-year)

-Pearl Necklace of Strangulation (not for children)

-Pearl Necklace of Strangulation (child-sized)





Fizzlepot's Single Use Items 50gp or your money back!



-Trowel of 20' Cube Hole

-Trowel of 40' Triangle Hole

-Axe of Tree-Frightening (40')

-Fertilizer of Tree-Luring (40')

-Towel of Dryness (20' area)

-Bucket of Fire-Frightening (20')

-Prolific Mushroom (40')

-Daisy of Flower-Exploding (100')

-Hourglass of Deja-Vu (10 rounds)

-Legal Documentation (Just what you need at the time)

-Super-Mega Mystery Potion (I'm not even sure what it does!)

