"I-it's not what you think and don't jump on conclusions... T'was the only one in the box with coconut and I don't like coconut."

-Then, why there's saliva on it?

"... Shut up."

He grabbed it and put it in his mouth, chewing it slowly.

-Mmm... Kinda enhance the coconut flavor, though...

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

-I'm not sure... Maybe I need to check on the sour-

"YOU! STAY AWAY FROM ME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT A HOOF SANDWICH!!!"

-What? I was talking about the coconut. Unless.... you felt targeted?

"Shut up!"

-What? Maybe a little ki-

*PAF!*

-OW! Hey!

"I warned you!"

-Okay. That's definitely the coconut.

"Hmph."

-But I have to be sure. Maybe it's Pinkie or Fluttershy's saliva.

"Huh?"

-There is only a way to find out...

He galloped away.

"What the hay? Hey! Come back here!"

-Don't tell me you are jealous? You, Dash?

"*groan* It was me, okay? I... *sigh* You.... *mumble*"

He paused.

-What was that?

"I said that you... can... *mumble*"

He trotted back and approached the pegasus.

-Can you be even more hard to hear?

"I said that you can kiss me, okay?"

He stared at her in surprise. She blushed while avoiding his gaze. He puffed of laugher.

"W-what's funny?"

-I'm not going to force somepony to kiss me just that.

"Huh?"

-Thanks Dash for the chocolate. I got to go now. Bye!"

"W-wait..."

She raised her hoof in a attempt to get his attention but he galloped away.

"*sigh*"

Than a familiar voice came from a tree.

-You definitely should have kissed him.

"Pinkie? What are doing there?"

The pink pony jumped off and landed in front of Dash.

-I'm sure he liiiikes you.

"And what tells you that?"

-I licked the chocolate.

"What are you talking about? I did! Wait! How could he know it would be you instead?"

-Oh. Right. Or... maybe he knew...

She slowly walk away with a malicious grin on her face while Dash froze.

"Come back here and tell me what you did!"

-Nothing!

She cantered away, enraging the pegasus which flown at her pursuit.

"PINKIE!!!!!!"



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