"You're telling me this happens if I fly badly? Don't you think that's kind of counterproductive?"



"Honestly, it's sort of a running gag around here."



"Heh. Gag."



"None of us actually dislike the 'punishment'. And, barring incidents like today, the worst flyer of the day is still pretty damn good. Without the tradition, we'd probably end up screwing around anyway."



"Wow. This is awesome."



"Don't get any ideas, newby. If all I see is failure, you're out of here. But, if there are some days when you just so happen to take a dive, that's no biggie. We all throw a practice here and there to get a chance on the bench."



"So you all do this on purpose sometimes?"



"Hell yeah! Bunch of trained athletes all to yourself one night? Who wouldn't?"



"Wow…"



"Actually, I saw Soarin was acting a bit sloppier than usual today. My guess is that he was trying to get you on him tonight."



"The guys too? Soarin? He's- wait. What do you mean he wanted me on him? Is he into, uh, you know…"



"Big time. Why don't you get washed up and I'll show you the 'equipment' we've got in stock for that. I have a feeling Soarin won't be flying too well tomorrow."