GENRE LIEBOWITZ

23 yr old 420 girl here.

Before I send a pic could you tell me what ur needs are exactly?

LUMBER JACK

Pretty much you take care of me i take care of you



GENRE LIEBOWITZ

Would three sessions of fellatio per week suffice or are you looking for someone who cooks and cleans too?



LUMBER JACK

am sorry you lost me, could you explain?

GENRE LIEBOWITZ

I was under the impression that you were seeking sexual favors in exchange for rent-free living. Is this not the case?

LUMBER JACK

I had to look it up lol. i would have to say i need more then that.

GENRE LIEBOWITZ

Well here’s my situation: I have an untreatable ovarian cyst, which renders sexual intercourse an incredibly painful experience if you’re packing at least six inches when fully erect.

I want to clarify that this is NOT a sexually transmitted disease. Due to this uncomfortable circumstance I would be willing to consider one 45-minute session of fellatio every weeknight (not including holidays unless otherwise specified). In the event that you finish early (I’m good at what I do so this is not uncommon) I would be open to cuddling.

LUMBER JACK

Do you have any pics?

GENRE LIEBOWITZ

I do but I’m out of town right now and my home computer has all my headshots (I’m an actress trained in musical theatre).

Can give you a description in the meantime: 23, 5’6, 110 lbs. Brassiere size 36D. I have a clear complexion and straight, white teeth. Long, flowing hair and penetrating green eyes.

Oh, I’m also Jewish. Would my religious affiliation be an issue?

LUMBER JACK

so do you play any instruments? you will have to excuses my spelling. religion shouldnt be a problem bc i have none as long as you wouldnt push it on me.

GENRE LIEBOWITZ

I would never push my religion on anyone. I do pray heavily prior to and after sexual activity, but I would not be asking you to participate.

I do not play musical instruments, however I am an excellent vocalist.

Can you tell me about your place? Separate bedrooms/bathrooms?

LUMBER JACK

well its a small house. pretty much every room is connected. i mean there is doors.

GENRE LIEBOWITZ

Can you tell me a little about yourself?

LUMBER JACK

maybe later. i got my brother on the way. im a hardwood lumber grader been doing it almost 10 years now. im in to all kinds of music. i like working on older toyotas. what are you wanting to get out of this?

GENRE LIEBOWITZ

I LOVE TOYOTAS!

Honestly, I’m just looking for a place to settle while I decide where I’m going with my life. I used to have some major troubles and I’m turning things around. No drama, of course. Not anymore!

So like, is there more than one bed? I can share, but I do NOT like to be touched when I’m sleeping. It helps if I can set up a border of pillows down the center of the mattress. I would provide the extra pillows if necessary.

I have to run to the store real quick. Just realized I’m completely out of toilet paper and my friend who has a chronic case of Irritable Bowel Syndrome is heading over in a bit.

Talk soon?

LUMBER JACK

sure. im kinda busy tho.

GENRE LIEBOWITZ

K, well, sorry if I offended you or something. I’ll be in and out over the weekend if you decide you want to correspond some more.

LUMBER JACK

wasnt nothing like that. im about to get my truck fixed its been down for over 6 months. and we just broke a u-joint and finally found one so i have to pick it up. so do you know where scottsboro is?

GENRE LIEBOWITZ

Nope. Is it nice? I like nice.

Does it snow there? I like snow too.



LUMBER JACK

where are you at?



GENRE LIEBOWITZ

North Florida. Looking for a change of scenery, if you know what I mean.



LUMBER JACK

right. how do you plan on getting here?



GENRE LIEBOWITZ

I have a vehicle. An ’89 Camry, actually.

Do you work with cedar often? I have a really bad cedar allergy.



LUMBER JACK

Mailly oak and poplar. I got an 88 supra and a 78 celica. I love toyotas lol



Apologies for the abrupt ending, but Genre got bored and decided to take her ’89 Camry for a spin.