This crochet adult-sized mermaid lapghan is so clever that I was inspired to write a little song about it:

The cushions are always softer,

on somebody else’s chair.

You think about going outside,

but that is a judgement error.

Just look at this Mermaid Lapghan,

crocheted by Shelley Bunyard.

Perfect for a crafty book fan,

who’s dead set on chillin’ hard.

Yeah, I think that pretty much says it all.

[via Reddit]