NFL Week 8 had it all, flea flickers, back up quarterbacks throwing for over 460 yards, and ghosts! Bring in the Raines Reaction to recap all things NFL week 8. If you are new here, welcome. This is just a lighthearted recap about the NFL week prior with a little preview for the upcoming week. Take a look at last week’s here.

Dalvin Cooks up a Revenge W for Kirk Cousins

Redskins 9 – Vikings 19

Stefon Marbury Diggs proved to be a star as his 143 yards receiving buried the Redskins. Kirk Cameron Cousins showed there were no growing pains from week to week with 285 yards. Dalvin and the Chipmunks are on a 4 game winning streak and all they want is a hula hoop around their finger in the form of a Super Bowl ring.

Coldlanta Loses 5th Straight

Seahawks 27 – Falcons 20

In Atlanta, Matt Corn on the Schuab did his best Matty Ice impression. But it was D.K., (Donkey Kong? No, Drift King) who raced through the Falcons secondary, catching 2 touchdowns. Everything was fine, fine, fine for Russell Wilson because he’s got Tyler in his Lockett. The Seahawks are making Pete Carroll King feel like a natural woman as they are 6-2 heading into week 9.

The Bears Blow it (Wide Left)

Chargers 17 – Bears 16

Head coach Matt Nagy is surrounded with many questions about his late game playcalls. Photo Credit to businessinsider.com

To the Windy City we go where David Montgomery Gentry gave the Bears something to be proud of rushing for 135 yards and a touchdown. Matt Dillon Nagy had the Bears looking like Wild Things until a premature victory formation. Eddy Murphy Pineiro seemed to have traded places with Cody Parkey, as he doinked one field goal and missed the game winner as time expired.

The Daniel Jones vs. Matt Stafford Shootout

Giants 26 – Lions 31

In the Motor City Kenny G wasn’t done after his appearance on Kanye’s album, as he played his smooth jazz to the tune of 123 yards and 2 touchdowns. Marvin Hall and Oates made Lions fans’ dreams come true with a touchdown in a big win to get the Lions back on track after 2 straight losses.

Sam Darnold still Haunted, this time by Ghost Jaguars

Jets 15 – Jaguars 29

In Sacksonville, Darnold didn’t know who to call, as the Jaguars sacked him 8 times and intercepted him 3 times. Kawhi Leonard Fournette looked like a fun guy running for 76 yards. DJ Baby Chark looked more like Jaws and left the Jets D thinking they’ll need a bigger boat. For the Jets, Demaryius Thomas the Tank Engine chugged along with 63 yards receiving in what was another underwhelming game for the J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!

Jared Goff has a Big Kupp of Tea in London

Bengals 10 – Rams 24

We head over the pond where the Rams took their Posse on Broadway to London to face off the Bungles. The Bengals D made Todd Gurley get dumb as he had a touchdown. Jared Goff liked big Kupp’s and he cannot lie. Joe tried his best Mixon the beats to a W. But Sean Kingston McVay has a fire burning in Los Angeles, as the Rams have won 2 straight.

Jameis Winston has Everything but Grace in Graceland

Suckaneers 23 – Titans 27

I called them the Suckaneers because they sucked on Sunday in London. Photo Credits to tenor.com

In Nashville, Mike Myers Evans was groooovy baby with 198 yards and 2 touchdowns. Jonnu Will Smith got jiggy wit it catching 78 yards and a touchdown. But Logan Ryan Seacrest was Tennessee’s Idol as he picked off Jameis late to secure a victory for the Titans.

Motownphilly Back Again Doin’ A Little East Coast Fling!

Eagles 31 – Bills 13

Carson Wentz-N-Effect had the Eagles fan wanting to shake their rump! Jordan How-ardo you want it rushing for 96 yards and a touchdown. LL Cool J(osh Allen) tried to knock out the Eagles. But it was Alshon Jefferey Dahmer who killed the chances of a Bills W pacing the Eagles passing attack.

Colts Win the Battle of Horseplay

Broncos 13 – Colts 15

At Lucas Oil it was the Return of the Mack, Marlon that is! With 76 yards and a touchdown, the Colts RB did Mark Morrison proud. Adam Sandler Vinatieri looked more like a waterboy after a few missed kicks. But in the end he was a Big Daddy with a clutch game winning kick for Indy.

49ers Ground and Pound the Panthers on their way to 7-0

Panthers 13 – 49ers 51

Another week, another W for the unbeaten Niners! Photo Credits to ninersnation.com

In San Fran, George Costanza Kittle was not lord of the idiots, but rather lord of the yards, as the tight end was the game’s leading receiver. Whatcha talkin bout Willis? Tevin ‘Gary’ Coleman ran for 3 touchdowns and caught another. ” ‘Did I do that?’ – Steve Urkel” – Nick Bosa to the Panthers after 3 sacks and an interception. Kyle Allen is probably not the answer in Carolina. So Cam Newton, How you doin?

Photo Credits to giphy.com

Texans Spice it Up in Victory against Oakland

Raiders 24 – Texans 27

In Houston, don’t go chasin waterFells stick to the Hopkins and Stills you are used to. Bill O’Brien wants no scrub, and that’s why the Texans got Deshaun Watson. The former Clemson QB threw for 3 touchdowns. Even in the loss Derek Carr had Jay Gruden singing whatta man with his 3 touchdown passes. The Texans creep, and keep it on the down low that they are 5-3 heading into Week 9.

Belichick Wins 300th Home Game

Browns 13 – Patriots 27

The New Kids on the Block from Cleveland tried to flex their guns in Foxborough. But the Patriots took it step by step and relied on their defense to put them into the win column. Julian Edelman had the right stuff catching two touchdowns. Nick Chubb had the Browns hangin’ tough with the undefeated Patriots but two fumbles early put Cleveland back early. Watch out NFL, the Patriots are NSYNC at 8-0 which could mean Bye Bye Bye to the rest of the league’s Super Bowl chances.

The Bad Man is Back at it Again

Packers 31 – Chiefs 24

The Packers are heading into week 9 with Super Bowl aspiration behind the bad man. Photo Credits to memegenerator.com

In Missouri, Aaron Jones doesn’t want to be a player, but he just scores a lot. Twice to be exact. Aaron Carter Rodgers wanted candy and found it in the Chiefs secondary. Matt gave Moore than a Feeling to Chiefs fans keeping it close. In the end however, the Red Hot Chili Packers can’t stop winning and are heading on a Californication to see the Chargers next week.

Dolphins: Winless on Sundays, and now Mondays

Dolphins 14 – Steelers 27

Rounding out the week on Monday, Mason Rudolph the Red Nosed Quarterback led the way for the Steelers. There was Fitzpatrick on Fitzpatrick crime as Minkah picked off Ryan twice. James Conner Mcgregor beat up the Fins D with 145 yards and a touchdown. Mike Tomlin and the Steelers are feeling Naughty by Nature winning 3 out of their last 4, and Pittsburgh is Hip, Hop, Hooraying behind the black and gold.

What we can look forward to in NFL Week 9

The #1 Pick vs. the #2 Pick

Thursday night brings us the Cardinals vs. the 49ers. Now the Cardinals aren’t great, but Kyler vs. Bosa makes this game an intriguing one to watch. Will the 49ers stay undefeated on the road against new coach Kliff Kingsbury?

Jets vs. Dolphins

Yeah I said it. The Adam Gase/Ryan Fitzpatrick revenge game. This could be some of the worst football of the year, and for that reason I am excited. Will Darnold be haunted in November? Will the Dolphins win a game? Many bad storylines will be on display next Sunday in Miami.

The Double Doink Game

Bears vs. Eagles. Now there are different pieces for each. No Foles for the Eagles and no Parkey for the Bears. But both teams are underwhelming and whoever loses this one could set themselves close to out of the playoff race.

A Possible AFC Championship Game?

I know the Chiefs are still alive and well and Patrick Mahomes will be back. But you are kidding yourself if you think the Ravens and Patriots couldn’t be a possible AFC Championship Game. Lamar Jackson has been one of the best QBs in the NFL and the Patriots D has been the best unit in the league. Elite running offense vs. Elite defense with weakness against the run. Should be a fun one in Foxborough next sunday night.

The Cowboys vs. Giants on Primetime for the Zillionth Time

Whenever these two teams play it’s on a prime slot. I would like to see some new blood on primetime, but a new QB for the Giants may revitalize this rivalry. I guess we’ll see next Monday night in the Meadowlands.

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