Posted December 22, 2014 at 2:02 am

- This night, to be precise

- See magic

And now there's even less doubt than no doubt, and... Oh no. Tragic Kingdom... Gwen Stefani... Ska music... IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME! AND... Peaches? That wasn't a No Doubt song. That was a The Presidents Of The USA song. Why is THAT song stuck in my NINJAS!

*Epic ninja fight that would be really cool to see, but you can't, because this is text, and text doesn't work that way*

Wow. I didn't even know I could do a backflip kick like that.

Okay, where was I? Oh yeah. I knew I needed to dance around potential spoilers, and when I got the idea for that second panel, I laughed gleefully. If I laugh gleefully at an idea, it has to go into the comic. That's a sacred rule that can only be broken if I happen to feel like it.

Oh, and in case anyone actually is wondering why that song is stuck in my head, it's because I kept singing "millions of peaches" in response to seeing multitudes of Princess Peach Amiibos available everywhere I happened to look recently. I'm guessing I'm one of the relatively few people out there who was hyped about them releasing a cool Princess Peach figurine.

"It's not just a figurine! It can be used with Super Smash Bros!"

Surrrrrrrre it can, words I just typed as though they were being said by someone else.