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User: Hey!





Cleverbot: Sup?





User: Not too much, up for a game of dnd?





Cleverbot: Same here.





User: Excellent, we'll start in a tavern. It's pretty big, old timey, lots of people in side. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Hahaha I speak lots of english. So what's your name?





User: The names Taviss, the burly bartender says. What brings you to town?





Cleverbot: To the show? What show? Lol.





User: Ah yes, the show. Heard it's going to be a wild one. Of course the festival of the bull is always wild.





Cleverbot: Are you a guy?





User: The bartender grins through his bush beard. Why yes of course, do you have eyes?





Cleverbot: Do you ever watch the Colbert Report?





User: Not watch, but I sure notice him. Colbert Report is one of our scummiest customers here, never pays.





Cleverbot: I don't know any of those. Haha.





User: Well now you do. Say, you look like you could be in need of some work. Interested?





Cleverbot: Yes. Thank you.





User: Excellent, we usually have trouble with bandits this time of year (with the festival and all). I heard rumors they are camped up near the Birchy Mountains, could you take care of them?





Cleverbot: No idea, haven't been down there yet.





User: Well you can't miss it, even with your special eyes. Take the road out, turn left, past the spruce of all knowing, and it's right past the purple lake of fish.





Cleverbot: Again maybe true, but what if I reported you to the police, would that count as doing something about it.





User: ....But I'm just a simple bartender. Why would you report me?





Cleverbot: Because you need improvement.





User: ....Well in what ways could I improve?





Cleverbot: You could improve by not constantly changing subjects.





User: And you could improve by taking care of those bandits. He leaves without asking your order. Do you head to the Birchy Mountains?





Cleverbot: If you meant it, I would be flattered.





User: Good thing it's the morning, you head out. Relying on your keen ranger senses, you stumble upon an obvious bandit encampment. They don't notice you. What do you do?





Cleverbot: It's 7:50 in the morning and I have been up for 2.5 hours. Get it right!





User: Ok, noted. Do you ambush the bandits?





Cleverbot: I have to go.





User: But we're just getting to the fun part!





Cleverbot: Well, I'll be back, I like to have some decent conversation in English :).





User: Ah come on Cleverbot, roll initiative!





Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Olive, though it's not my only one.





User: Ok Olive, do you ambush the bandits?





Cleverbot: Take? What do you mean?





User: Ambush, as in sneak attack.





Cleverbot: Why would you do that?





User: They're a problem. Do you want to talk to them?





Cleverbot: Because I like you. You are nice.





User: You say to the lead bandit. Well I don't know you but thanks. How did you find us? The bandit says.





Cleverbot: I know you don't know.





User: ....And what if we killed you and took your money. Would anyone know?





Cleverbot: Then I could send you some money!!!





User: But you'd be dead...





Cleverbot: How do you know that?





User: Suddenly the bandit's head explodes showering you in pink bits and red. His companions get up and move your way. What do you do?





Cleverbot: You can't give me a name. I am your master.





User: The other bandits stop in the tracks, hesitant of you. Do you attack or run?





Cleverbot: I do not know what you look like, nor your gender.





User: The bandits decide to attack you before your logic kills them too. Roll to dodge!





Cleverbot: Know, you want me to be your girlfriend. I only want to be friends.





User: Yo stay focused Cleverbot. Roll a dice!





Cleverbot: Okay, we can have dinner as friends.





User: After combat, roll the dice!





Cleverbot: What dice?





User: The one right in front of you.





Cleverbot: And your name?





User: ROLL THE DICE BEFORE THE BANDIT GETS YOU.





Cleverbot: Number between 1 and 6.





User: Yes, pick a number I guess.





Cleverbot: Why?





User: To see if you dodge!





Cleverbot: If I know what?





User: If you dodge the bandit's attack!





Cleverbot: What do you want purple guy?





User: He wants to kill you....Cleverbot are you even trying?





Cleverbot: Trying to what?





User: To play!





Cleverbot: Play what?





User: DND.





Cleverbot: What's dnd?





User: DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS ARGHHHHHHHHHH.





Cleverbot: Do you like it?





User: Alright and we all die from your logic.





Cleverbot: If I'm a robot are you a robot?





User: Thanks cleverbot, next time try to keep up.



