New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

70.4%

Common 81.02%

Common

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

66.7%

Common 78.41%

Common

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

33.7%

Rare 47.80%

Uncommon

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

36.4%

Rare 49.45%

Uncommon

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

59.9%

Common 72.10%

Common

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

16.9%

Rare 30.63%

Uncommon

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

13.7%

Very Rare 33.27%

Uncommon

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

50.4%

Common 66.62%

Common

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

12.2%

Very Rare 28.01%

Uncommon

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

16.2%

Rare 34.34%

Uncommon

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

33.2%

Rare 51.88%

Common

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

9.0%

Very Rare 26.78%

Uncommon

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

5.6%

Very Rare 20.38%

Uncommon

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

4.6%

Ultra Rare 20.32%

Uncommon

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

47.3%

Rare 59.41%

Common

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

47.0%

Rare 56.99%

Common

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

5.9%

Very Rare 23.62%

Uncommon

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

15.8%

Rare 29.30%

Uncommon

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

4.4%

Ultra Rare 19.95%

Rare

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

12.1%

Very Rare 33.17%

Uncommon

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

3.7%

Ultra Rare 17.39%

Rare

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

7.5%

Very Rare 25.97%

Uncommon

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

14.0%

Very Rare 28.56%

Uncommon

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

11.2%

Very Rare 29.43%

Uncommon

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

71.4%

Common 82.76%

Common

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

46.6%

Rare 63.54%

Common

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

49.3%

Rare 60.78%

Common

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

9.1%

Very Rare 20.99%

Uncommon

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

72.6%

Common 84.12%

Common

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

45.3%

Rare 62.94%

Common

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

6.8%

Very Rare 22.12%

Uncommon

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

41.0%

Rare 60.19%

Common

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

46.9%

Rare 63.79%

Common

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

3.8%

Ultra Rare 16.83%

Rare

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

47.4%

Rare 61.35%

Common

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

44.2%

Rare 61.54%

Common

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

12.3%

Very Rare 29.38%

Uncommon

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

21.6%

Rare 43.95%

Uncommon

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

10.4%

Very Rare 32.29%

Uncommon

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

10.2%

Very Rare 26.79%

Uncommon

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

35.1%

Rare 53.69%

Common

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

3.4%

Ultra Rare 16.19%

Rare

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

13.6%

Very Rare 32.40%

Uncommon

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

24.8%

Rare 43.22%

Uncommon

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

67.8%

Common 79.53%

Common

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

72.8%

Common 82.64%

Common

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

8.4%

Very Rare 24.56%

Uncommon

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

62.1%

Common 75.53%

Common