A 19-year-old man suspected of stealing a massive collection of women’s panties and raping people’s chickens for a year has been arrested, police said yesterday.

The panties stealer-slash-chicken rapist, only identified as “Nathee,” was taken into custody recently after one woman filed a report that someone broke into her house in Udon Thani’s Chiang Pin district and stole 10 sets of underwear and her mobile phone last month.

Police tracked down Nathee and found two sacks loaded with women’s underwear at his home.

After he was arrested, almost 100 women in the district came forward to admit their delicates had also been stolen.

Police say that Nathee told them he’s been stealing women’s underwear for more than a year by creeping up on their clothing racks at night.

Elaborating further on the depths of his compulsion, he reportedly told them how far he was willing to go.

Nathee said if the underwear was still in the washing machine, he would just turn the thing off and fish around for them soggy undies.

If the homeowner was away, Nathee would also steal their valuables and trade them to finance his porn and glue collection.

If they had any chickens, Nathee would rape them.

Huff the glue, get a good buzz going, fish out some panties, turn on the porn and then go steal more of it all. Sounds like quite a life for all but the chicken-fucking.

Nathee will be prosecuted for theft, Sanook reported.

Photo: Sanook

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