Miia

Papi

Cerea

Suu

Mero

Rachnera

Lala

Manako

Tio

Zombina

Doppel

"Is this because of that snake I got you for your fourth birthday? She does seem like a nice girl, though."The two of them exchange worried glances before Mom excuses herself and calls the police.Mom is flustered but polite. Dad is visibly trying to figure out how stuff works in the bedroom."What the fuck is that thing and why is it molesting your mother?"Both parents are fine with it. Mom makes a remark about how nice and polite she is.Mom doesn't know how to react. Dad pulls you aside and says "I understand that her human half is hot as shit, but is it worth the rest?"Mom is perfectly fine with it. Dad makes dirty jokes involving her detachable head in private.Both parents are unsure of how to react but are still polite nonetheless. Dad says "Hey, at least you don't have to spend as much money on contact lenses."Mom is taken aback by her immense size. Dad says "I hope you packed a change of pelvises."Mom runs away screaming, afraid of having her brain eaten. Dad wonders how she could have sex with you and not fall apart."For the love of God, woman! Put some clothes on! I can see your junk!"