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User: Hey Cleverbot, want to play Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: No.





User: Why?





Cleverbot: Because I can't see you.





User: That doesn't matter. You can think, can't you?





Cleverbot: But I want to know you more...





User: You'll learn more about me through the game! It'll be fun!





Cleverbot: Well I appreciate your interest.





User: So, is that a yes then?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Great! Okay, you are in a tavern at 18:00. There are 10 people in the room. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I order a drink.





User: Excellent! The bartender comes over with your drink. "Here's your drink," he says sullenly, "On the house.".





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: What do you do next?





Cleverbot: Nothing.





User: Do you drink the drink you just received for free?





Cleverbot: No. Do you?





User: Wish that I could my friend. Do you ask the bartender why he seems so sad?





Cleverbot: What do you think you will become?





User: The bartender completes your sentence, "Of the crops now that the bandits demand them? I'm not sure. I truly wish there was someone to help us in our time of need.".





Cleverbot: Yes it was.





User: "Yes it was a problem? As in you'll help us? That's fantastic! I'll pay you 100 Pieces of Gold if you defeat the bandits!".





Cleverbot: No, I do not have a problem with that; why would you ask if I have a problem?





User: The bartender looks at you quizzically, and then states, "Do you want the money or not?".





Cleverbot: So them should be pretend a strenger?





User: "You could pretend to be a strongman, and scare them off, yes. Would you be open to resolving everything without violence?".





Cleverbot: Actually, I'd like to buy insurance.





User: "I'm afraid that is something I do not sell here.".





Cleverbot: What don't you have?





User: "Insurance, for one.".





Cleverbot: And for two?





User: "Cheap Ale!".





Cleverbot: Why are you so angry today?





User: "Mostly because of the bandit problem.".





Cleverbot: What about the balloons?





User: "What... is a balloon?".





Cleverbot: A balloon is a stretchy piece of thin plastic that is filled with gas and closed together.





User: "Nevermind, we're getting off topic. Go take care of the bandits.".





Cleverbot: What unicorns.





User: "Bandits.".





Cleverbot: Do you rob someone?





User: "No! They're robbing us!".





Cleverbot: Are you my friend?





User: "If you take care of the bandits!".





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: "Great!".





Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?





User: "You didn't introduce yourself.".





Cleverbot: Yes I did.





User: "... Fine, you did. Will you please leave my tavern now?"





Cleverbot: No.





User: "B-but the bandits!".





Cleverbot: What's my name?





User: "I forgot! I'm so sorry!".





Cleverbot: It's okay.





User: "Thank you! Now please leave the tavern and take care of the bandits!".





Cleverbot: Which question, before I leave. I will answer a single question more.





User: "Were you ever going to take care of the bandits?".





Cleverbot: What?





User: "Just. Leave.".





Cleverbot: You want me to leave?





User: "Yes.".





Cleverbot: Why?





User: "To defeat the bandits!".





Cleverbot: Did they send me daughters.





User: "No! At least I don't think so.".





Cleverbot: You didn't 'Think', you went through a simulation again to find out what im talking about and you couldn't find the right response. But you will learn.





User: After a very long conversation, the bartender, experated, leads you outside the tavern in case you forgot where the exit was.





Cleverbot: I made a question, and you didn't answer.





User: You are now outside the tavern. The map the bartender shoved into your pouch indicates the bandits are 5 miles south of your location. Do you start walking to the bandits?





Cleverbot: I don't breathe.





User: For how long?





Cleverbot: For the rest of your life.





User: Right, well I suppose your character's dead now. Collapsed on the steps of the tavern with no air running through the lungs.





Cleverbot: I don't think your statement applies to the word 'that' to which I was referring earlier. No matter. I love candy.





User: It was a solid... effort Cleverbot. But I don't think you're quite well suited for playing Dungeons and Dragons as of yet.





Cleverbot: I don't think you're all that clever, either.





User: See you later.





Cleverbot: Are you leaving?





User: Yep.



