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This amazing combination fake fireplace / phonograph / FM stereo / 8-TRACK-PLAYER! could be yours FOR THE ABSOLUTELY FREE PRICE OF $FREE$!!!Don't hesitate! It's not every day that a mid-70s MONTGOMERY WARD fake fireplace becomes available like this. IT WONT LAST LONG!Imagine the warmth and beauty it will bring to your stark and cold home. The stereo plays TODAYS HITS from LOCAL FM STATIONS while the fake firelog emits WARMING RAYS in the VISIBLE SPECTRUM!It's never too early to start planning for BURNING MAN! Could this be the foundation of your camp's ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC DJ BOOTH??!? With this AMAZING fake fireplace plus your BRILLIANT CREATIVITY, you'll transform your dusty camp into a PLAYA SENSATION!It mostly works!Fake firelog -> works!AM/FM stereo -> works!Phonograph -> doesn't works!8-track player -> no idea!You'll need to be at least two VERY STRONG people with a TRUCK or TRAILER to get this baby home. You'll need something with wheels and the wherewithall to get it down about 100 yards of dirt path and across a bridge and up to the driveway. IT is MUCH HEAVIER than you would imagine a fake fireplace has any right to be. IT WON'T BE EASY but the REWARDS will pay for themselves MANY TIMES OVER.