In 2013 you can hear a man giving verbal encouragement to virtual stripper in a virtual strip club on GTA Online. The future is a scary place to be.

The dialogue was caught by another player in the same session of the online open-world crime game who swiftly uploaded it to YouTube, mercifully blurring out the person’s gamertag.

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GTA V’s strip club has found its best customer (Picture: Rockstar)

The man is heard telling the concentration of pixels a number of probably meme-worthy phrases, including ‘I like ya sense of humor’ and ‘mmm yeah, you remind me of Beyonce,’ as the gamer who overhears it stifles laughter.




In his defence, Grand Theft Auto V does ask for voice commands in order to complete objectives faster – for example shouting through a headset at a store clerk in order to make them empty the cash register faster – so maybe the guy was just going for some sort of strip-club based Achievement. But either way this is one of the most painful three minutes of video in human history.

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