There are two types of dumb in this world. The first is your garden variety of innocuous stupidity; exception-to-the-rule moments of “I pushed when I should have pulled” and “orange juice instead of milk in my cereal bowl”. The second kind is the more nefarious “every moment of my life is governed by a soul-crushing mix of stupidity and self-inflicted ignorance”. This, my friends, is the exposition of the latter. Enjoy and hilariously cringe at these thirty-three Yahoo Answers that will make you wish we could get a do-over on human evolution:

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