Here are the 15 most amazing numbers from this game. Now prepare for the saddest pictures.

Michigan had five times as many touchdowns as Rutgers had first downs. pic.twitter.com/JKwwMujdtJ — ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) October 9, 2016

Rutgers' twitter account stopped providing live updates of the Michigan game at 14-0. Seven touchdowns ago pic.twitter.com/q3aQfuK9G9 — Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) October 9, 2016

"Poaching" is one angle. "Getting these kids the fuck out of New Jersey" is the other. pic.twitter.com/FpysL2l7km — Andy Reid (@misterAndyReid) October 8, 2016

CONGRATS ON THE FIRST DOWN, RUTGERS https://t.co/Cn9HgR3r0g pic.twitter.com/Sx1B4bZVqZ — SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) October 9, 2016

Rutgers invited something like 250 recruits to its 78-point loss last night https://t.co/O8KM59S15a — SB✯Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) October 9, 2016

(Rutgers fires that cannon after its own touchdowns, of which there have been none since Sept. 24. Michigan fans spent the evening encouraging the cannon operators to go rogue.)

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