Jeddah, Chelsea and Megan were sisters. One day they were walking through Bridgewater when Jeddah stumbled over a bottle of spirits which fell into the gutter and broke. As its contents evaporated Tegnok Kobrodroyin appeared.





“Thanks for freeing me,” Tegnok Kobrodroyin said. “I can reward you with three wishes. You’ll get one each. Please be quick.”





So Jeddah wished for Virtue, Chelsea wished for Wisdom, and Megan wished for a Perfect Physique. Tegnok Kobrodroyin granted the sisters their wishes and vanished.





Owing to her newfound virtue, Jeddah soon became disillusioned with humankind, and joined an obscure convent where she took a lifelong vow of silence. Owing to her newfound wisdom, Chelsea could no longer stand the foolishness she saw around her every day, so she became a solitary hermit and spent the rest of her life in a cave in the mountains. But Megan, with her perfect physique, was an immediate success, owing to the fact that most people had very little virtue or wisdom. She went on to become a famous pop star, and made millions of dollars by shaking her arse and singing songs written by filthy old men who jerked off over her album covers.



