Is this a thing now? Is this cool now? I ... I was doing this before it was cool...?



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"I am compelled to find, in the absence of shell casings, slugs, ballistics report, gunpowder residue analysis, etc, that the felony elements have not been supported by sufficient probable cause. I would remind the defendant that while the case is dismissed on those grounds, the Prosecution may refile at a later date, though defense counsel will sufficiently explain that I'm sure.



Attorney [name]. I'd like to thank you for your service to the court today. I understand you took this case pro bono when no one else would. I wish you the best of luck at your new employment.



If you ever yell in my courtroom again, I'll jail you, but you will certainly be missed."







I ... erm... thank you?