Our fourth child was very small when he was born, and by his third birthday it was obvious that he was not going to grow up to be 6'2" like his dad. We took him to many specialists around the country, and found out that he suffers from dwarfism. The associated costs dealing with his problem made it very impracticable for the rest of my family to be happy, so we decided not to take him to the doctor anymore. in 2006 we were told it would cost $284,470.38 over the course of ten years to purchase the proper hormones and bone stretching contraptions, and we were not going to sacrifice our enjoyable life just because of one short kid.



Fast forward two years later to 2008.. I had just arrived at one of my beach houses and I was talking to the Gardner who was hammering in these large spikes into the ground. I asked her what they were for, and she said "It will make these trees grow bigger". THEN IT HIT ME. GROWTH SUPPOSITORIES!



I immediately went back to the airport and took my private jet (Lear 45) back to my normal homestead and promptly ordered a 50 pack of growth suppositories.



I have to admit, it was tough at first to deposit the grow sticks, but after a year of doing so, it is a piece of cake. The results have been mostly positive, except it is not working in a symmetrical way. His left foot is now a size 13, where his right foot is a size 6. He has lost the fingernails on his left hand, however his right hand simply grows twice as fast, so it's basically a wash.



He has grown 7" on his left leg, 4.5" on the right, so he is growing slowly, but any growth is positive growth. I'm really hoping to see his measurements level out over the next ten years, and then I will be able to take him out to lunch with me once or twice, he will be a part of the family again.



I rate these growth suppositories a 5 out of 5 because the cost savings of over a quarter of a million dollars.