#926627 +( 3265 )- [X] <Javelin> Oh.

<Javelin> My.

<Javelin> God.

<Javelin> We have a unit here. It's about the size of a small speaker.

<Javelin> In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA DESTROYER."

<Javelin> Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks, "hey, what is this thing?"

<Javelin> I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..."

<Javelin> Next thing I hear: *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

<Javelin> Now they're pissed at ME.

<Javelin> Because THEY couldn't read.

<Javelin> Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use MY "DVD Polisher."

<Javelin> I hate people.