US Senator Ted Cruz of Texas is often accused of being the Zodiac Killer, a serial killer who was active in in San Francisco during the 1960's (right before Mr. Cruz' supposed "birth"). Ted Cruz has confirmed these accusations on multiple occasions, for example by tweeting:

CrimsonPledge has managed to decode the cryptogram. The translation is quite poetic, really:

As a Butterfly grows from a small Caterpillar.

This Face disguises the Zodiac Killer.

With Senatorial Powers I shall not Lose!

Except to the man who called me "Lyin Ted" Cruz!

However, it is very likely that everyone's favorite Canadian may also have another alias - Galilean Rabbi, Jesus Christ. Sound farfetched? It's not.

Jesus has a history of deceiving people with disguises. For example, he appeared to 2 of his disciples after his resurrection on the road to Emmaus (Luke 24:13-35). These men could not recognize him!

Another commonality between Jesus and "Rafael Edward Cruz" is their use of parables and metaphors. Speaking to the disciple that loved him (Sean Hannity), Ted Cruz preached a few beatitudes:

Everything the Democrats in media have been talking about for two years was lacking in a factual basis... And the entire media has egg on their face.

Virtually every Democrat and all the media has been breathlessly covering every minute of it, insisting collusion, collusion, collusion.

When it comes to media bias, the Reuter's story is truly a smoking gun.

The media is in bed with the far-left wing of the Democratic party.

Ted Cruz left us with a final prophecy:

Mark my words Sean: The House Democrats are going to impeach the President anyway! Not because of any evidence - Not because of any crimes - But because of the fact that he's Donald Trump, and they hate Donald Trump.

I guess if Ted's prediction comes true, we know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Mr. Cruz is actually Jesus. If so, his Second Coming was far less spectacular than was otherwise anticipated.

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