Potetthejam

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-XXXX-J is to be kept in a standard safe-class object containment unit. The containment unit is to be completely opaque. SCP-XXXX-J is currently located in the safe containment wing of site 44. Under no circumstances is anyone who has made visual contact with SCP-XXXX-J-2 to ingest SCP-XXXX-J-1.

Description:

SCP-XXXX-J is a clear glass bottle with a twist open top. SCP-XXXX-J measures 22.86 cm tall with a radius of 3.81 cm (7.62 cm diameter). SCP-XXXX-J contains a liquid (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-J-1) that is visually and chemically identical to cheap alcohol. Whenever any amount of SCP-XXXX-J-1 is removed from SCP-XXXX-J in any way, quantities of SCP-XXXX-J-1 will manifest in SCP-XXXX-J at a rate of 0.4 ml per hour, ensuring that SCP-XXXX-J will always refill itself after a sufficient amount of time. SCP-XXXX-J-1 itself exhibits no anomalous proprieties on its own, and can be consumed normally to achieve an intoxicating effect.

Located on the front of SCP-XXXX-J is a plain white label (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-J-2) bearing the words "Drink Me" in a standard black typeface. SCP-XXXX-J-2 has cognitohazardous effects on anyone who reads the label. Experiments with D-Class personnel have revealed that exposure to SCP-XXXX-J-2 causes "thirstiness", and a mild compulsion to drink from SCP-XXXX-J.

On it's own SCP-XXXX-J-2 carries only weak memetic effects, however when an individual who has viewed SCP-XXXX-J-2 drinks any amount of SCP-XXXX-J-1, they will be subjected to a powerful two part cognitohazard that is completed by the consumption of SCP-XXXX-J-1 .

Upon ingestion of SCP-XXXX-J-1, the subject will fall to the ground and complain of great pain originating from their bones . The pain experienced in all cases thus far is crippling, and subjects have not been able to remain standing or make proper vocalizations. In 100% of cases, the only vocalizations from affected subjects has been verbose and forced-sounding descriptions of the pain they are experiencing, despite body language and bodily functions indicating extreme pain. Such vocalizations are usually similar to "ouch, oof", and "ouch my bones" It is unknown if the effect of SCP-XXXX-J wears off, as all subjects have died of shock within 24 hours of exposure.