Mueller’s Report Was Just Released And The Memes Are [Redacted]

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Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report which has taken 22 months to complete and is arguably the most significant and highly anticipated thing to happen regarding Trump’s presidency, because y’know, collusion and obstruction of justice are like, kind of important, was released earlier today. The report is over 400 pages long, which sounds like a lot, but don’t worry — good ol’ William Barr redacted a shit ton of it, so as of now it’s a much shorter read.

All the pages of the Mueller report in one grid, by @DylanMoriarty and @JoelEastwood. More analysis here: https://t.co/yfEvspPIXG pic.twitter.com/Pny0wY17Dy — Taylor Umlauf (@TaylorUmlauf) April 18, 2019

Because nothing says “this guy is totally innocent” like keeping pages upon pages upon pages hidden from the public, right??

Let’s hear Bill Barr out. Sure, he may look like belongs in a political cartoon with the word “Corruption” written on him, but, uh, hang on I was going somewhere with this — Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) April 18, 2019

can’t believe barr redacted the section about the pee tape — Waleed Shahid (@_waleedshahid) April 18, 2019

Obviously this has consumed the internet today, and one aspect in particular has really grabbed everyone’s attention.

The redacted pages look kind of like (exactly like) an album cover for an indie band.

please nobody show radiohead this pic.twitter.com/G9VQR0Nkbs — pxt (@paulxt) April 18, 2019

I saw Harm to Ongoing Matter at Ottobar once, they were great. — Alec MacGillis (@AlecMacGillis) April 18, 2019

Personally I can’t wait to hear the hits from this album, which include tracks like “Pee Tape” and “Total Obstruction of Justice (Yeah)”

You guys gotta check out my new Math Rock power trio Harm to Ongoing Matter, we rule pic.twitter.com/ijWqSTvnEC — Jody Rosen (@jodyrosen) April 18, 2019

so excited to hear this joy division reissue pic.twitter.com/v77wdz3hbj — Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 18, 2019

I got the free version of the Mueller report and it has a TON of ads in it :-/ — Darren Miller (@darrendmiller) April 18, 2019

Harm to Ongoing Matter pic.twitter.com/ZTyaapI81a — ElElegante101 (@skolanach) April 18, 2019