Go fsck yourself

KeKHe'd be stuck wondering who, out of many candidates, ordered it. I mean, he's got two horny mares: Delta Vee and Apogee — yes, I know, Delta's not 'around', but she is definitely a suspect in Jet's mind. Plus there are multiple escorts, employees, etc., who all have access to his account, to either "make business run smoothly," he tells himself, OR they've surreptitiously gleaned his credentials. Then maybe he'd decide to simply hang on to it, and wait for the poner who ordered it to start asking questions. Or he could start using it on his partners, saying, "yeah, this 16-inch horsecock dildo showed up at my door one day, still can't figure out who ordered it," and wait for their reaction.Ooh, that could make for a funny fic.