So after checking my history order and finding no video game purchases, being temporarily convinced that boxer briefs turned into a video game, and texting some friends to ask if they had bought me a copy of SC2, it clicked.

About 1.5 weeks prior, my secret arbiter had contacted me under a secret parody name (itzonitsway, clever I know) telling me I would have a gift by the end of the month due to the original shipment being lost via Canada Post. (Damn you Canada, I love everything about you except your shitty postal service.)

So it turns out he very clearly got my obsession with all things video games, and quite timely bought me a copy of SC2. THANK YOU SECRET ARBITER, WHOEVER YOU MAY BE!

One final image for you, just because I love you that much...