Eric Hovind is offering an online biology course. He has no qualifications in the subject, is demonstrably ignorant of biology, and the online materials look pathetic. Here’s his promotional video, in which we learn that teaching biology somehow involves popping balloons with a blow gun and learning how to cook crack cocaine.

The list of topics given is incoherent and superficial. Subjects that would require a full semester at the college level are given a 5 minute video. I’d love to see the quizzes and tests, but to get a look at any of it you have to shell out $30, which is dirt cheap for a biology course, but waaaaay overpriced for a creationist Adam Sandler look-alike babbling at me.

You know, if you come to the University of Minnesota Morris and have this “course” on your transcript, expecting to get some credits for it, we’d probably have to give you negative credits — you’re going to need extensive remedial work to correct the bad education you got in your youth.