You were minding your own business when Carhtoothus, the mighty shark god, decides to use you for his

entertainment. Eat, destroy, and be sharky in this action packed bloodfest!



OS - Windows 98 SE, 2000, ME, XP, Vista 32bit, 7

Controls - Mouse, Keyboard, Gamepad optional

CPU - 2.10 GHz

Memory - 1 GB RAM

Drives - 75 MB hard drive space

Video - DirectX 8.0 or higher graphics card with

256MB video memory

Sound - DirectX 8.0 or higher compatible sound card



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- Simple mouse controls, a joy to play.

- 4 difficulty levels, so even the lousiest players stand a chance.

- 2 different game modes, each with their own funnydark story and challenges.

- 32 stages of destruction!

- 74 enemies to beat the crap out of, that includes bosses.

- Scoring snowball effect : The more you score > the harder the enemies > the more you score.

- Crave system rewards the player with power-ups and bonus points for fulfilling mid-level tasks.

- Fill the Blood Frenzy meter and go nuts on everything!

- 71 achievements to complete!

- Online scores ensure that someone else's e-peen is larger than yours.

- All original art, sound, and music.



Attention Parents or Guardians - Game Contents

-Minor swear words, cartoon violence and gore

-Online scores may contain inappropriate text

The final judgement call is yours, try the demo before purchasing.

-Backyard Ninja



"The Great White Destroyer is a perfect distraction

for after work..."

-Gamers Daily News



"Great controls scheme help players get into the

game very quickly."

-Swift World



"It is a quirky, handcrafted bloody gem the likes

of which you probably haven’t seen in a number

of years."

-Geek Woman



"This game will, despite it’s few flaws, charm most

with its tidal wave of character, and balanced, not

to mention surprisingly strategic gameplay."

-Platform Nation



"...a well produced and utterly insane game..."

-Bytten

