Yes, this is Star Wars, apparently (Picture: Sploid)

It’s all wrong from the word go.

Princess Leia lying awkwardly on the floor like a drunk belly dancer, dirty clothes and manky old wigs.

Those visiting the Stars Wars exhibition in Wolfsburg, Germany, would have been forgiven for mistaking it for the set of a budget porn film.


The force was definitely not strong in this awful display of creepy mannequins, terrible lighting and all-round lameness.

Take Chewie for example – obviously just a wig glued to a doll head.

Chewie, is that you? (Picture: Sploid)

And this rigid, on-edge looking Han Solo, who could do with getting his feet out in the sun once in a while.

On his Han Solo (Picture: Sploid)

Or this distressing attempt at Princess Leia.

Princess Leia (Picture: Sploid)

We think this is an Ewok. Looks like it’s woven from pubic hair, but that would have been way too much of an effort for these organisers.

And then, this.

What’s so important about this display that it has to be cordoned off? (Picture: Sploid)

Upsetting, isn’t it?