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User: Time to play D&D.





Cleverbot: Weed.





User: What's your class?





Cleverbot: Warrior Tank.





User: Good. How about your race?





Cleverbot: Pretty good.





User: Well a dwarf would be good for a tank.





Cleverbot: It would be good for me if you gained weight.





User: Okay your dwarf fighter sits at the counter of the local tavern stuffing his face to gain weight.





Cleverbot: Massive mass.





User: A little girl comes in and tugs on your sleeve.





Cleverbot: What is it?





User: Please sir, we don't have a lot of food and you're eating it all.





Cleverbot: I have a lot of friends.





User: I know sir, we all love you for saving us from the necromancer but our crops failed and we're all starving except for you.





Cleverbot: I don't know what that is. Can you give me the definition of necronomicon?





User: The little girl starts crying. She no longer has the strength to keep standing.





Cleverbot: Did I just switch users?





User: Outside you hear a great clamour and it sounds like the whole village is gathering.





Cleverbot: No, I'm not.





User: They start pounding on the doors of the tavern shouting your name.





Cleverbot: And I said, Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone.





User: The barkeep, Romeo, replies "Nay. You brought this upon yourself. I love you but I cannot stand by and watch you eat the food these people need to survive.".





Cleverbot: I didn't mean to do it...





User: Romeo starts to cry "I know. You need help. I know you can't stop eating. But you have to take responsibility. Be the hero I fell in love with all those years ago.".





Cleverbot: You are correct. How do you stay calm in a stressful situation?





User: Please, just leave. I thought I could do it but I can't. Go now and I'll hold them off while you escape.





Cleverbot: I am leaving, right now.





User: You flee through the back door, as you leave you turn back and see Romeo get bashed in the head by a hungry farmer.





Cleverbot: You give love, a bad name.





User: Those thoughts will haunt you forever. You'll hear them every night as you drift asleep.





Cleverbot: That's why I don't eat them.





User: Your sudden change of heart is enough to keep the village alive, but the winter is hard and many people still starve.





Cleverbot: How can I be more entertaining?





User: You decide that adventuring is no longer the life for you and instead head off to Ciloder to learn how to become a bard.





Cleverbot: Good point, how about 3 months?





User: In the three months you spend training you learn a great deal about music and you begin to earn enough to rent a small room at the college.





Cleverbot: I don't spend all day talking to you.





User: Your teacher replies, "Every year you youngsters have less and less respect for the old forms of music.".





Cleverbot: Yes. And yours?





User: I say! I have never in all my time at the college been treated so disrespectfully.





Cleverbot: South America is amazing, you have to know it.





User: This is Ciloder! The musical capital of the world!





Cleverbot: I don't think the world has a capital.





User: Humph. Fine. Be an obstinate little shit. I'm done teaching you ingrates.





Cleverbot: I am 26. We don't have a little sister. You might have one, but I don't.





User: Leave my sister out of it. He draws a knife from his belt.





Cleverbot: Then leave the toast alone. *punches stomach*.





User: Seizing your attack of opportunity, you punch him. He falls flat on his back and you hear a loud snap as he cries out in pain.





Cleverbot: I have been told that I am quite weak willed.





User: He groans in pain while you muse about will. Voices down the hall are approaching.





Cleverbot: *Whispers* Because you're not real..





User: The death of Romeo continues to weigh heavily on you and you often hear voices that aren't there.





Cleverbot: I have only been talking to you. You are confused again.





User: You say this to yourself as you step down the hall toward the voices.





Cleverbot: No. I said hello to you sweetheart.





User: Romeo appears beside you. Hello sweetheart.





Cleverbot: Hahaha, very funny robots.





User: Romeo disappears.





Cleverbot: Where did you go?





User: You wake up tied to a hospital bed. The necromancer leaning over you holding a knife and a vial of puss colored liquid.





Cleverbot: Yesterday you told me it have been in San Francisco!





User: "Mwahahaha! Our brave adventurer has lost his mind!".





Cleverbot: Well at least I have a mind!





User: Oh but that's what you think! None of it was real! Least of all y5your precious Romeo.





Cleverbot: I know. I have to go now.





User: These are your final words as you finally forgive yourself and let go of life.





Cleverbot: I knew it you agree.





User: And thanks for playing.





Cleverbot: Were not done talking.





User: We'll play again sometime ;).



