Holy awesomeness, Batman! My secret santa was TOTAL amazeballs! Not only did the card make me chuckle, IT HAS A WEARABLE SANTA MUSTACHE! First, we tried to make the dog wear it, but she wasn't really a fan, so instead, we adorned the star on our xmas tree! I think it's a fine addition and so does the husband, so from now on, it will be a PERMANENT decoration! :D Thanks secret santa! You win!