Surreal … and decidedly unappealing. But, uh, feel free to click the images if you want a gander at the uncensored versions. Warning: nude protesters are never easy on the eyes.

If you insist on naked protesting, at least be hot… http://t.co/TALkhqMF — Dina Fraioli (@DinaFraioli) November 27, 2012

Naked protestors storm House Speakers office in DC. Probably the same people you don't want to see on a nude beach. — Paul Stanley (@authorstanley) November 27, 2012

Seriously.

"Act up, Fight Back, Fight AIDS," chant naked protesters and supporters in Speaker Boehner's office. pic.twitter.com/oZkBOIv1 — TheFightBack (@fightbackradio) November 27, 2012

@AnnieLowrey @sahilkapur That could result in the greatest headline in history. — dennisjordan (@dennisjordan) November 27, 2012

the office boehner doesn't use. RT @ElaheIzadi: Nude protesters are in Longworth, not Boehner's Capitol office. — Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) November 27, 2012

The seven naked AIDS activists are staging a PR stunt protesting budget cuts at an office the Speaker of the House doesn’t use.

We’re facing a non-Boehner naked protest.

And a non-boner non-Boehner protest (NSFW).

And is it a staged non-Boehner naked protest? You betcha.

I find it amazing that a dozen or more journalist just happened to be in Boehner's office at the time of the nude protest. — Joe Brooks (@joebrooks) November 27, 2012

One protester insists the government is stripping people naked.

"the truth is, that people with aids have been stripped naked by the gov't" – Jennifer Flynn @jenniferflynn @HealthGAP — Stdnt Glbl AIDS Cmpn (@FightGlobalAIDS) November 27, 2012

Sorry, doll. That breeze you feel? You built that.

More brilliant thoughts from the streakers in Boenher’s office:

"BOEHNER, BOENER DON'T BE A DICK! BUDGET CUTS WILL MAKE US SICK!" Naked AIDS Protesters in Speaker Boener Capitol Hill Office RIGHT NOW!!!!! — David Ernesto Munar (@dmunar) November 27, 2012

Expect Twitter’s punsters to be out in force on this one, providing one another stiff competition for the cheekiest comment of the day.

Update:

Video at the link … if you’re so inclined:

Brief and baring video of nude demonstrators at @speakerboehner's ofc. protesting potential cuts to HIV/AIDS programs: http://t.co/eOChrpvT — Ashley Southall (@AshleyAtTimes) November 27, 2012

Arrests and Twitter mockery ensue:

For once, I wish there had been a govt cover-up. RT @TwitchyTeam: Nude activists protest in Boehner's office http://t.co/qPQ4tBGx — Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 27, 2012

Yep. RT @amandacarpenter: Who is having the worst day in Washington? The poor staff assistants greeting guests in Speaker Boehner's office. — Daniel Wanke (@danielwanke) November 27, 2012

If I am ever going to protest naked it will be for something cool. Like bacon or whiskey. — sarah (@mamaswati) November 27, 2012

There are actually people who woke up today and said " today, I'm going to get buck naked in front of John boehner's staff." — john r stanton (@dcbigjohn) November 27, 2012

He would blush but, you know. RT @BreeTheWanted: There are naked protestors outside John Boehner's office…. #tcot #p2 — Jeff (@MooseOfReason) November 27, 2012

Will not make Boehner joke. Will not make Boehner joke. Will not… MT @MattLaslo At Boehner's office. AIDS Day protestors getting naked. — Chris Moody (@moody) November 27, 2012

No I will not click the 'nudists storm Boehner's office'. WTF is wrong with the unhinged left? Keep your damn pants on. Criminy. — LMR (@LilMissRightie) November 27, 2012

That's a win. RT @bdomenech How about we require all lobbyists to do so naked? It's refined prostitution anyway. — KnightsofMalta (@JeanValette) November 27, 2012

Depends on what meaning of "naked" is. RT @baseballcrank Naked budget protests is just a transparent gambit to get Bill Clinton back to DC. — The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) November 27, 2012

Only thing that would have been worse: #nudeprotest Gangnam-style — Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) November 27, 2012

Oh, my. A Twitter user offers a much-needed palate cleanser for the ladies:

Endorsed. RT @AlexaShrugged: @mamaswati UGH. I'm just going to imagine Paul Ryan naked in Boehner's office…I mean, WHAT?! — sarah (@mamaswati) November 27, 2012

Update:

This one’s a winner:

http://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/statuses/273515482546581504