[22:56] * SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #reddit

[22:56] <SamVib> anyone else having problems signing in?

[22:56] <aperson> SamVib↳ it's just you

[22:56] <aperson> keep trying

[22:56] <SamVib> I tried.

[22:56] <pinkfu> SamVib, just you

[22:57] <SamVib> you guys trollin' me?

[22:57] <justtip> try harder SamVib

[22:57] <justtip> like, really hard

[22:57] <SamVib> :(

[22:58] <SamVib> theres not even an option to sign in.

[22:58] <SamVib> just register

01[22:58] <dd-wrt> SamVib, is your browser up to date?

[22:58] <SamVib> I click register and sign in

[22:58] <SamVib> but yet it doesn't sign me in.

[22:58] <aperson> SamVib↳ make sure your computer is up to date

[22:58] <SamVib> Its up to date. Chrome 9.

01[22:58] <dd-wrt> probably your browser

[22:58] <justtip> SamVib, try refactoring the normals

[22:58] <aperson> reddit won't let you log in unless you're up to date for security reasons

[22:58] <SamVib> let me try another one.

[22:59] <Suaviloquent> reddit's working fine on IE for me, SamVib

[22:59] <Suaviloquent> try that.

[22:59] <pinkfu> SamVib, did you try rebooting?

[22:59] <SamVib> Hmm, I tried IE, won't work.

[22:59] <SamVib> I'll reboot now.

02[22:59] * SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: brb computer issues)

[22:59] <Suaviloquent> Weird, IE is the only thing reddit's working for me right now, must be a firefox patch thing.

[22:59] <Suaviloquent> lol

[22:59] <justtip> SamVib, wait, install netscape navigator

[22:59] <Suaviloquent> We're assholes

[22:59] <justtip> oh, hes gone

[23:00] <Suaviloquent> hi-five guys

[23:00] <pinkfu> yes, yes we are

01[23:00] <dd-wrt> bahahahah

[23:00] <pinkfu> ahahaha

[23:00] <Suaviloquent> when he comes back let's think of other shit to say

[23:00] <Suaviloquent> not netscape, how about opera

[23:00] <Suaviloquent> or.. safari

[23:00] <aperson> I was going to have them change their dns settings

[23:00] <Suaviloquent> LOL

[23:01] <pinkfu> If he comes back...

[23:01] <pinkfu> unplug and wait a min?

[23:01] <aperson> then maybe they can try burning a linux livecd and testing reddit from there

[23:01] <aperson> could be a windows issue

[23:01] <zaapiel> lol linux

[23:01] <Suaviloquent> tell them to try on the ipad

[23:01] <pinkfu> oh man, we are awful people

[23:01] <Suaviloquent> works just fine on the ipad!

[23:02] <pinkfu> let's keep doing it

03[23:04] * SamVib (~SamVib@ppp-70-253-145-138.dsl.rcsntx.swbell.net) has joined #reddit

[23:05] <pinkfu> SamVib, it work?

[23:05] <SamVib> nope :(

[23:05] <Suaviloquent> SamVib, dude, did you try IE?

[23:05] <SamVib> Yep.

[23:05] <pinkfu> Maybe if you unplug and wait a minute

[23:05] <Suaviloquent> weird, cause it works for me

[23:05] <Suaviloquent> do u have safari or opera or another browser?

[23:05] <Suaviloquent> cause ff and chrome don't work

[23:05] <src> what's wrong?

[23:05] <SamVib> I'll try opera

[23:05] <src> perhaps i could be of assistance

06[23:05] * src dawns his cape

[23:06] <Suaviloquent> super-src

01[23:06] <dd-wrt> have you upgraded to firefox 4.0 yet?

01[23:06] <dd-wrt> because that could be the problem

[23:06] <jaybdavis01> Reddit works for me

[23:06] <Tunix2_> Okay I have been in my own world here for a minute. What technical problems are we trying to troubleshoot?

[23:06] <SamVib> I use Chrome.

[23:06] <jaybdavis01> it's just in read only mode

[23:06] <pinkfu> Me too, I use Chrome :/

[23:06] <jaybdavis01> Firefox on OS X

[23:06] <pinkfu> I am on the Beta channel though

[23:06] <src> opera <3

[23:06] <pinkfu> are you?

[23:06] <jaybdavis01> Firefox 3

[23:06] <Suaviloquent> same here, went from chrome -> ff -> IE

[23:06] <Suaviloquent> that's the only thing it'd work on

[23:06] <Tunix2_> Chrome

[23:06] <Suaviloquent> Idk about the others

[23:06] <SamVib> Nope.

[23:06] <src> fags

[23:06] <Suaviloquent> have you tried refreshing your IP's dns?

[23:07] <pinkfu> SamVib, which Chrome channel are you on?

01[23:07] <dd-wrt> SamVib: do you have another computer you can try?

[23:07] <SamVib> chrome 9

[23:07] <src> Tunix2_: huh?

[23:07] <SamVib> I'll try my phone.

[23:07] <pinkfu> Is it the beta channel?

[23:07] <pinkfu> that is what I'm on

[23:07] <SamVib> crap, phone is dead

01[23:07] <dd-wrt> damn

[23:07] <Suaviloquent> samvib, are you on windows?

[23:07] <SamVib> I'll ask my brother if he can log on.

[23:07] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 8

[23:07] <jaybdavis01> what websites aren't working?

[23:07] <SamVib> Yes, Windows 7*

[23:07] <Suaviloquent> windows 8, lol

01[23:07] <dd-wrt> windows 8 huh

[23:07] <Suaviloquent> okay

[23:07] <pinkfu> I'm on Ubuntu

[23:07] <SamVib> Just Reddit.

[23:07] <Limp_Trizkit> i'm on windows8

[23:07] <Suaviloquent> samvib: do this, run cmd as administrator

[23:08] <Tunix2_> Hes from the future that makes sense!

[23:08] <pinkfu> Maybe your ip was banned?

[23:08] <Suaviloquent> then type in ipconfig /flushdns

[23:08] <pinkfu> Did you post something terrible?

[23:08] <src> SamVib: clear cache/cookies/temp internet history?

[23:08] <jaybdavis01> You can't even get it to load at all?

[23:08] <SamVib> It loads.

[23:08] <SamVib> I can't log in.

[23:08] <Suaviloquent> weird..

[23:08] <src> lol

[23:08] <pinkfu> What does it say?

[23:08] <supersaw> you broke it

[23:08] <Suaviloquent> do you have a username on reddit?

[23:08] <justtip> log in, but with vigor

[23:08] <uhfekt> YOU BROKE IT?!?

[23:08] <SamVib> It doesn't say anything.

[23:08] <justtip> you have to want it

[23:08] <pinkfu> Like, when you login, what does it say?

[23:08] <Suaviloquent> is your username samvib?

[23:08] <uhfekt> HOW DID YOU BREAK IT?!?!

[23:08] <SamVib> theres not an option for me to log in.

[23:08] <Suaviloquent> wtf

[23:08] <SamVib> its SwypeTips

[23:08] <uhfekt> i think ur banned dawg

[23:08] <Suaviloquent> the entire dialog box disappeared?

[23:08] <src> yeah, what happens when you click login?

[23:08] <Suaviloquent> okay

[23:08] <pinkfu> weird

[23:09] <uhfekt> you madd banned

[23:09] <SamVib> and I click "Register"

[23:09] <pinkfu> are you logging in from the main page?

[23:09] <uhfekt> for life

[23:09] <SamVib> and then I log in from there

01[23:09] <dd-wrt> if you want to give me your password i'll try it from my computer

[23:09] <aperson> SamVib↳ have you tried changing your DNS?

[23:09] <Suaviloquent> I messaged you SwypeTips, you should be getting a message from 'lolliquent' soon

[23:09] <Suaviloquent> er, if you can log in

[23:09] <Suaviloquent> it'll show you instructions

[23:09] <uhfekt> flushdns wont help for a ban

[23:09] <SamVib> then it takes me back to reddit and I am not logged it.

[23:09] <supersaw> give me your credit card and your firstborn child and i'll try to login for you

[23:09] <Suaviloquent> yeah, damn

[23:09] <SamVib> I don't know if I am banned :\

[23:09] <Suaviloquent> You probably are..

[23:09] <pinkfu> SamVib, which page are you trying to login from?

[23:09] <SamVib> I didn't post anything bad

[23:09] <Suaviloquent> because if the login info is gone completely

[23:09] <SamVib> I rarely post.

[23:09] <uhfekt> im guessing its a life-time ban

[23:09] <uhfekt> cause reddit doesnt fuck around

[23:09] <Tunix2_> SamVib, email me at trusted1@mailinator.com with your user and pass and ill check if you got banned or not

[23:09] <src> have you made any rude/crude/vile comments lately

[23:10] <justtip> possibly panned for underposting

[23:10] <SamVib> pinkfu, from the mainpage

[23:10] <SamVib> Nope.

[23:10] <justtip> baannnnedddddd

[23:10] <src> totally banned

[23:10] <pinkfu> What does it say at the top of the main page?

[23:10] <pinkfu> Anything different?

[23:10] <uhfekt> defo banned

[23:10] <Tunix2_> Banned as fuck

[23:10] <src> mucho grundo banned

[23:10] <uhfekt> banned as all fucks

[23:10] <pinkfu> Or just the normal page?

[23:10] <pinkfu> :D

[23:10] <SamVib> .....shit

[23:10] <Suaviloquent> you need to find reddit's server farm, SamVimes

[23:10] <SamVib> reddit is in "emergency read-only mode" right now. :( you won't be able to log in. we're sorry, and are working frantically to fix the problem.

[23:10] <Suaviloquent> er, samvib

[23:10] <supersaw> SamVib: sorry dude i just check the DataBass, it appears you are perm-banned forever

[23:10] <SamVib> I am stupid

06[23:10] * pinkfu snards

[23:10] <uhfekt> fuck you SamVib

[23:11] <pinkfu> hahaha

[23:11] <SamVib> why fuck me? :(

[23:11] <uhfekt> you ruined everything

[23:11] <Tunix2_> hahahaha

01[23:11] <dd-wrt> rofl

01[23:11] <dd-wrt> PRICELESS

[23:11] <jaybdavis01> They are probably redoing some backend stuff

[23:11] <Suaviloquent> ahhh SamVib, I'll be honest

[23:11] <Suaviloquent> WE'VE ALL BEEN TROLLING YOU

[23:11] <src> you just got banned irl

[23:11] <jaybdavis01> And need the DB to be down

[23:11] <Tunix2_> SamVib, not only did you break reddit you ruined reddit for a million users!

[23:11] <Suaviloquent> REDDIT IS DOWN FOR EVERYONE

[23:11] <pinkfu> Like, trolling hard

01[23:11] <dd-wrt> SO FUCKING PRICELESS

[23:11] <Suaviloquent> LOL.

[23:11] <pinkfu> sorry

[23:11] <SamVib> fuck you

[23:11] <Suaviloquent> LOL, LOL, LOL.

[23:11] <pinkfu> SORRY

[23:11] <SamVib> FUCK YOU

[23:11] <SamVib> :(

[23:11] <Suaviloquent> I'm SORRY

[23:11] <pinkfu> hahahaha

[23:11] <uhfekt> lawl

01[23:11] <dd-wrt> i am laughing so fucking hard right now

[23:11] <jaybdavis01> Or they are migrating servers, which would explain why some people can't get it at all

06[23:12] * pinkfu is crying

[23:12] <uhfekt> now thats a real ban

[23:12] <SamVib> you can all eat my dick

[23:12] <SamVib> for free

[23:12] <SamVib> of course.

01[23:12] <dd-wrt> hahahahahahah

[23:12] <supersaw> your dick is banned

01[23:12] <dd-wrt> i can't believe that worked for THAT LONG

[23:12] <pinkfu> oh god, sorry but holy lulz

[23:12] <Tunix2_> omg this needs to be posted to reddit after the break

[23:12] <supersaw> hehe

[23:12] <pinkfu> I hope someone logged this

[23:12] <uhfekt> daw

[23:12] <pinkfu> and edits it a bit

01[23:12] <dd-wrt> i've got logs