After a Saturday night of drinking I found myself awoken by a LOUD (oh so loud) knock on the door. My dog, who barely ever barks and was asleep next to me, wasn't sure what to make of the knock. The loud knocking started up again. We both sprang up, I was grumbling something that I hoped the person knocking didn't hear, and my dog did some of his half barks.

I opened the door. A package. Finally! I had bought some toys for my nieces and couldn't ship them directly back home so I paid for them to be overnighted to me so i could ship them home, at least for their birthday on New Year's Eve.

I rip open the box... what the-- this is not what I ordered! I don't understand!

Oh... I need coffee. Thank you German!!