Owen Dennis Riley, 17, has never had a girlfriend. But he plays a boyfriend to at least half a million subscribers on YouTube.

He brings you gifts on Valentine’s Day and soup when you’re sick. He serenades you, if you’re into that sort of thing. Most important, he wants to help you get a good night’s sleep. Instead of counting sheep or limiting your screen time before bed, he’ll talk you down for the night and tuck you in.

“Babe, baaaabe, what I want you to do is just take a deep breath in and a deep breath out,” he says in a whisper at the beginning of a video titled “Loving Boyfriend Does Your Makeup.” “Everything is going to be O.K. It’s all right that we’re going to be a little bit late to the restaurant. I called them. They said it was O.K. if we’re a little bit late as long as we get there within the hour. So just calm down, I’m going to be here, I’m going to give you some support. I don’t want you to stress, all right? I tried to get here as quickly as I could because I know you start to get really stressed in these types of situations. But don’t worry because I’m here now, so you don’t need to worry anymore.”

He proceeds to tickle the camera lens and microphone with makeup brushes, promising that you really look better without makeup, anyway.