Vermin Supreme, performer and political prankster, showed up to the anti-DeploraBall protest claiming to have won the election.

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With his trade mark boot-cap on, he announced over loudspeaker that the he was providing the promised pony for ever American. The crowd laughed as he told them they were in the police trailer around the corner from the National Press Club in DC.