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Peter: What are you doing? Jason: Teaching Quincy how to work Bittorrent. Peter: Better be careful. Hollywood and the music labels are pretty lawsuit-happy. Jason: That's the beauty of my plan. I mean, it's one thing for them to go after moms, widows, grandmothers, dead people and children... but sue an iguana?! They'd have to be insane! Voice: Sir? Your psychiatrist is on line two. Man: One sec. Someone named "Lizardlips" is downloading Metallica.