"Water, the essence of life" -or whatever the fuck. First of all, I want to start with the packaging. The "water" came out of a tube in the wall (I know, scary.) second off all it never stopped. I basically had as much as I wanted, definitely a plus in my book. But I have to say I did ponder over why and how, but I really don't care.

Appearance, I have to say the tube-men did something very daring, they made it transparent (on purpose? An error? Who knows.) minus points for that one.

The first bite made my toes tingle, could it be a worm just eating away at my feet? No... or, I wouldn't know, I was too distracted by the amazing taste, nothingness. Ironically, it made me feel whole again.

The temperature was cold, but also warm. Kind of... Luke warm? Yeah, but who is Luke and why is he warm? No time for questions.

The stomach feeling was really outstanding, But was it the water... or the worm? Anyway, the "water" made me feel awake and ready to face anything.

And for what price? well nothing at all. It just keeps coming out of the wall, if you know someone who can turn it off please call them. My house is flooded

8/10



-Salicath