Giving you a heads up on typos:

"Maybe... I don't know... It's okay when I keep it elevated, but if don't it pounds with pain when I walk."

I think you wanna fix that to "but if I don't, it pounds with pain..."



Also "If you are missing my subtle hints, I am writing thins with a fair bit of self loathing..."

You have "thins" instead of "this"



Still love the strip, as always! Behind on my orders of your physical copies, but still enjoying issues 1 and 2!