The Republican National Committee is having some fun about Hillary Clinton’s planned address at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser Thursday night. The RNC said it was able to obtain ‘leaked’ excerpts from her address from the Democrats’ Women’s Leadership Forum. The price tag for the speech is $1 million. That’s on top of the near $2 million the DNC has forked over for access to her 2016 data and email lists. And the committee is cash strapped, holding millions of dollars in debt.

Now, Republicans had fun with this, along with hitting at other potential 2020 contenders’ hypocrisy and shortfalls. Like Sens. Kamala Harris(D-CA) and Cory Booker’s (D-NJ) corporate ties, Sen. Liz Warren’s (D-MA) shoddy roots in Native American heritage, and Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand’s 180-degree turn on issues like gun rights and immigration once she became a U.S. Senator; she was a more centrist to right-leaning congresswoman from upstate New York. She more or less said she was more conservative as a congresswoman when she represented a district chock full of country bumpkins. Words that I’m sure will be net positives. It’s a weak field, mostly concentrated in California or the liberal northeast, with candidates with regional appeal. They can try to break those molds, but make no mistake there’s a lot of unflattering material on them, and even left-wingers don’t like some of the choices for 2020, specifically Harris.

Here’s the leaked transcript. And by leaked, I mean a total parody. Nice work, RNC:

No prisoners were taken.