FauxPods have arrived.

British fashion retailer ASOS is now offering extremely affordable AirPods — only, they don’t work.

The $9.50, silver faux headphone ear piece is a steal compared to Apple’s new $159 AirPods, but their sole function is to look cool as accessories, not to actually bring sounds to your ears.

Before you scoff at the unrelenting meaninglessness of it all, remember: This is fashion.

“Hell yeah, that’s fire,” Manhattanite Rachel B. Levia tells The Post. “I like the idea of AirPods as jewelry.”

The 22-year-old artist has created her own AirPod-inspired wearable as well. “I call them RachelPods,” she says.

While “AirPods look very convenient, very nice,” she knows she would lose them. So she found a solution and “got some random chains at Michael’s,” the uber craft store, and created a necklace-like attachment for her AirPods, which are knockoffs. “I think only one of them works but you know, fashion,” she says.

She isn’t the only one using the corporate behemoth’s items as jewelry. In January, Virginia-based paralegal Gabrielle Reilly went viral with her AirPod earrings — or, Airings — which connect the wireless earbuds to earring fixtures so the user won’t be constantly misplacing them.

But the ASOS offering was pretty much panned on Twitter.

“I love @ASOS but I have to say this is possibly the worst thing I have ever seen happen to #fashion. You basically have the look of a head phone with no music. No one looks good with headphones in,” writes one critic.

“ASOS (probably): ‘we bought headphones in bulk for cheap which apparently didn’t work so we sold them as accessories,’ ” writes another, guessing at their origin story.