Trump Brands Google ‘Unfair Liberal Witch Hunt’ After Viewing Search Results

Pala Alto, CA (The Plebian): The President of the United States has stated that it’s unfair that information about him is available to anyone who searches his name on Google. “I mean everyone searches my name on Google,” tweeted Mr. Trump. “I’m one of the most popular people in the world. Google would go bankrupt if it were not for my popularity.” Mr. Trump continued his rant in a second tweet. “Google needs the ad revenue from people Google searching my name and to get that they need to rig their system against me for click baity views.”

Trump also claimed that Google was also rigging search results because they were indebted to the inventor of the Internet, Al Gore. “Crooked Google relies on the internet which we all know was invented crooked Clinton crony Al Gore. How can anyone trust them?”

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Mr. Weber contributed to this article