Hollywood execs panicked by the pending writer's strike need look no further than the web to solve all their scripting problems. Alex Perez, the writer-for-hire profiled on the hollywoodscabwriter.com humor site, offers up his writing talents in hopes of "helping Hollywood in its time of need."

The goofy spoof videos on the site show a fresh-faced and grinning Perez, shamelessly flogging his wordsmith skills and promising to "save this industry if I have to write every film myself." The soundtracks are pure cheese, and the lame dialogue samples reveal the kinds of horrors that could pollute TV and movie screens should Hollywood's real scribes trade in their lattes and laptops for strike-kitchen coffee and picket signs.

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"You need writers?" Perez asks in the badly lit and creatively titled Promo Video #2. "I happen to be a damn good one. But I'm not gonna lie. It's gonna cost you. A lot. But you can't put a price on your audience's happiness. Fortunately, I can."

Who's really behind the parody site? YouTube user hollywoodscabwriter joined Oct. 20 and began posting the Alex Perez videos. And the hollywoodscabwriter.com domain was registered that same day who knows when through GoDaddy.com to Brian McGinn. Could it be the same Brian McGinn who worked as a ship technician on Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl? We've got an e-mail in to find out.

As for the very real threat of a writers' walkout? Variety reports that the Writers Guild of America could will strike as early as Monday, and various opportunities (and opportunists) are popping up on Craigslist Los Angeles. The Los Angeles Times blogged Friday about a would-be writer (who may or may not be real): The alleged wannabe scab claims on his blog to be "getting some calls from independent producers with nothing of substance."