It was recently pointed out to me that given a choice between buying something and getting it for free, people frequently go with free. Go figure. When I finished the book, I thought exposure would be more valuable than money. It turns out I was wrong about that. About the only thing I was able to buy with exposure, was a little jail time, a court date and an invitation to register as a sex offender. Exposure don’t buy beer.

I had most of the book up here on the site for free. The actual book has about 20% more awesome, but they haven’t sold by the millions with just the promise of “a little bit more.” The purchasing public seems perfectly happy with a solid B. 80% for free versus 100% for money. Can’t blame you really.

Well I’m going to try a different tack. Half. You get half for free. The massage is free, but the happy ending is gonna cost you. If you enjoy the giggles, then make with the ka-ching. The digital version is available for a song from Banes and Nobel, iTunes, Amazon and as a PDF directly from Lulu.com. The print version is more, but comes with all that physically occupied space. You know you want it. Don’t feel bad. Me write funny long time.

Ain’t I a stinker?

Now, to the future. All y’all have been asking for more. The next book. The Plan was to have book 2 out by Christmas 2011, but 2011 decided instead to suck complete and utter ass. Working from my cave of anonymity, I’m in the awkward position of not being able to reveal much about my personal life. But trust me. It SUCKED. It was without question, the most un-funny year of my life.

But it’s all over now. 2011 is in the sewer where it belongs, and now it’s on with the show. I’ll do my best to post some new stuff as it happens, but people forgetting all about me is really the only defense I have against discovery of my true identity and getting fired or sued. Or both.

In the mean time, enjoy the massage. Don’t cost nothin.

<<Pilot X>>