Frederick Neill: “Just read your piece in local Southampton Guildhall library - the Guildhall clock has just been striking the various hours in order to get it right as they are putting it back in working order after a spell out of action - so, does this mean they have wasted their time and money?!”

Paul Pace: “If I had seen this earlier I would have stayed home and watched all my recorded stuff on the sky+. As it is, I’m at work!

William Jenkins: “I am so disappointed to get up at 5AM MST and find out it is the end when I could have easily slept in.”

Mehrts: “Hi Mark, I've collected a number of magnets around the house, to which Pole should I courier them in order to defeat the flip, South or North?

“I'm in New Zealand so logic says south, but I would really hate to get it wrong.”

Roger Brown: “Well it rained this morning so I decided to put some dirty washing in the machine. My wife is away on holiday for the week. My apocalypse will occur tomorrow evening when she returns home to find all the washing has turned green because I used the wrong f-----g temperature!!

“It's out drying in the sun now, blending in nicely with the lawn, the sky is clearing and I am making a camp in the garden shed as a precaution. It's wood so I will go up in flames faster. Have a nice day.”