THIS little boy hasn't even run away yet but already he's broken one of his main rules: "Don't let anyone see this".

That was point #32 on an extensive list written by a nine-year-old planning his perfect getaway - and how to survive on the lam.

In this awesome series of notes uploaded by Imgur user vwbrenna, the boy known as Jack plots every last detail of his runaway fantasy, stuff.co.nz reports.

And he kid's certainly got an imagination.

Take for instance tip #14: "try to find a new family" and tip #21: "act normal".

Then there are the repeated reminders to use bird's nest as kindling in any fire he'll create along the way.

But at least he's healthy; Jack's #1 tip is this: "Bring lots of food, no junk food".