Let's just go backwards a bit to the great matching. I signed up for a number of exchanges as per usual and nothing was out of the ordinary.

Except for my plushy match, who stated that he was only participating because his girlfriend wanted a plushy. I was given no other limitations other than it would be for a redditor's ladyfriend.

I have a weird sense of humour, so I thought sending a stranger's girlfriend plush semen would be totally legit and appropriate: http://amzn.to/10mjOjj

Some time passed and I get a message from my Simple Pleasures match:

Santa: "I think you will laugh when you see your gift." Me: "Oh fabulous! I need some laughter, you're my hero Santa!" Santa: "Well, you are also my santa. Which is why you will laugh."

That alone intrigued me and when I received my simple pleasures gift, I went into fits of snorting and laughter in my office. I could be heard down the hall cackling as I received the plush egg to his girlfriend's sperm.

This is single handedly, the best Reddit Gift Exchange EVER!

Thank you Andrewsmith1986 and I hope your ladyfriend enjoyed the sperm! I've enjoyed the egg!