Always. There are no exceptions. How the marketing execs at Old Navy missed that memo is completely beyond me. Seriously. There was a Twilight Zone episode. It had Anne Francis in it and everything.

And to make matters worse, they put mannequins in the stores that look like the ones in the commercials. Really? How is that a good idea? I won’t set foot in an Old Navy until they’re removed. Shopping there is stressful enough without having to constantly look over my shoulder for fear a demonic talking mannequin is going to bludgeon me to death with its own disarticulated arm. I just don’t need that right now.