For years, New York SWPL liberals have imagined illegal immigration to be their secret weapon for sticking it to their hated enemies in Texas, those horrible Texans with their cowboy hats and cowboy boots and horses and not wearing helmets and probably not even using child safety seats. You won’t be acting like that once you are inundated in a sea of The Other!

Eventually, however, even Park Slopers might notice that Mexicans are actually more like Extreme Texans in culture.