CHS advertiser Twilight Exit has decided it’s had enough of global financial behemoth Chase Bank’s shenanigans. The Capitol Hill expatriate dive bar announced via Facebook that it will buy you dinner if you show proof you’ve quit banking with Chase:

Twilight might think about getting the Bliss Soaps folks involved with the promotion. Bliss claims a Chase error put them in such a financial bind that they could not recover and were forced to close. No word from Twilight about specifics behind this promotion. We’ll ask if they can shed some light on what went down between the Cherry St. bar and the financial giant.