Better grab your hankies. Kleenex won’t be enough to get through this sob story:

"I was born into the 1%. I think having this much money is wrong."https://t.co/er3HM54BNT — Vox (@voxdotcom) August 8, 2019

Oh, the humanity! “Writer and community organizer” Adam Roberts has clearly been suffering for years now. We’d post an excerpt, but it’s basically a graphic novel, so you’re just going to have to check it out for yourselves.

Or you could just read these reactions — that’ll have the same effect:

This is incredibly stupid. https://t.co/fDhK5xxQgP — Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) August 8, 2019

"I have so much money. Instead of willingly giving to charity, I want the government to make laws forcing me to give my money away." — Treasure Trove of Memes (@BetelgeuseEpsil) August 8, 2019

This is so cringe-inducing I had to stop. This genre of sob stories about how it's unfair that having rich parents denied you a seat at the woke table just shows how this social atmosphere produces people who think they don't exist if they aren't some kind of victim. https://t.co/WMAve9re8G — neontaster (@neontaster) August 8, 2019

I love that his idea of sleeping well at night is giving money to social justice organizations rather than, you know, charity. — neontaster (@neontaster) August 8, 2019

Also why would he be afraid to spend money on Uber and popcorn if he was working and making his own money? Unless he was living off of his family's wealth while contemplating whether it was moral to do so. — neontaster (@neontaster) August 8, 2019

This image really tells it all. My friends make fun of rich people so I need to find a way to shed the rich person image without actually not being a rich person anymore. pic.twitter.com/QQMBU4iM7Z — neontaster (@neontaster) August 8, 2019

People can be so cruel to the more fortunate — [shrug emoji] (@jtLOL) August 8, 2019

I'm so sorry this is happening to you pic.twitter.com/4NjgaFauCE — [shrug emoji] (@jtLOL) August 8, 2019

Congratulations, your parents probably worked *really hard* to entitle you to that opinion. https://t.co/0FijI40D3R — David Freddoso (@freddoso) August 8, 2019

Rich, pampered person upset because being born rich denies them woke points and they feel worthless unless they're a victim. — Elenti (@ScarletElenti) August 8, 2019

Parody is so f**king dead https://t.co/DXmDX3e0S6 — Will (@Oil_Guns_Merica) August 8, 2019

It would appear so. All the same, though. If Adam’s really this upset about having money, there’s an easy fix:

Give it to me. I'll bear the burden and shame. — Darrell West (@darrellpwest) August 8, 2019

I'll take it off your hands. I'm generous like that. https://t.co/NlQpv6bMrg — [shrug emoji] (@jtLOL) August 8, 2019

So are we.