I got my gift today, and what a surprise to find out I had been showered with front page worthy material!

Check out my awesome haul:

How to dress yourself - an absolute must have. Finally! Beginner's guide to human sacrifice - got to start somewhere, right? So your son is a Centaur - I don't have a son, but it's good to be open minded and educate yourselves on the life choices of others!

Seriously though, I got some sweet books from my Santa:

-What If? -Hyperbole and a half -Emails from an asshole

There was also an expertly drawn dickbutt in the box.

It was like being punched in the face by the internet, but in a good way.

Thank you, mysterious book Santa from the US of A, for being so nice to me and making me laugh out loud!

I am very grateful.