The Full Tilt Poker garage sale is due to take place in early August with a whole host of rubbish up for sale.

If you are a fan of Full Tilt Poker (FTP), a fan of poker memorabilia, or you just like hoarding a ton of shit like my Grandparents used to, then you are in luck.

On Saturday, 2nd August at 11pm PST, the Jay Sugarman Auction Corp. will be holding an auction where you can pick up all sorts of FTP products ranging from footballs to thongs.

According to the Jay Sugarman website they are planning to sell close to 200,000 items, in 28 different categories, retailing at around $3.5m in green, so if you never got one of those “I knocked out a Full Tilt Pro’ t-shirt…now’s your chance.

The Jay Sugarman Corp. are an auction site that sells pretty much anything ranging from cars, office equipment, furniture, sweets, toys, art, booze, sound and audio equipment, and tons of crap containing a FTP logo that nobody will want.

The physical auction will take place at 949 N Cataract Ave Unit D, San Dimas, CA 91773, and you will need cataract surgery if you choose to buy anything. Bids can also be made online and details on how to do this are made available on the site.

According to F5Poker these types of auctions typically last between 2-3 hours, so if you want to buy your Mum a pink FTP baseball cap you had better get in the queue and be sharp about it.

The types of stuff that is being sold includes various types of clothes, tapes, caps, playing cards, key chains, mouse mats, chip protectors, stress relievers, footballs, basketballs, bar stools, chip cases, pens, sports bottles and all sorts of other shit that you could probably pick up at the flea market.