Brian Wecht is most known for his role as Ninja Brian in the comedy musical duo Ninja Sex Party, which he started with his friend Dan Avidan.





He is also quite big on Twitter, and his best tweets are about his relationship with his daughter.

I have collected all the best ones here for your enjoyment, and there are more where they came from.

Enjoy 🙂









Audrey (3yo): Daddy, cast a spell on me!

Me: OK! This is a happy spell. It makes you happy!

*long pause*

Me: Well, did it work?

Audrey (without emotion): Daddy, look at me. Do I seem happy? — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) December 24, 2017

Audrey (3yo): Daddy, are there cats in the world?

Me: Yes. Cats exist.

Audrey: Wow — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) January 28, 2018

*listening to jazz station*

Me: Audrey, do you know what this kind of music is called?

Audrey (3yo): No!

Me: It’s call “jazz”.

Audrey: Yay! I love jazz!

Me: You do? You love jazz?

Audrey: Yeah! Jazz…min! From Aladdin!!! — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) February 27, 2018

Audrey (3yo): Tweet tweet!

Me: Aw, are you a birdy?

Audrey: Yes! I’m a mommy bird!

Me: Where are your babies?

Audrey: They’re eggs! They’re so cute!!!

Me: And is there a daddy bird?

Audrey, suddenly serious: He died a long time ago — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) March 4, 2018

Audrey (3yo): Daddy, I don’t love you. I can only love one person and I love mommy.@rachelwecht: Audrey, you can love lots of people.

Audrey: OK! I love lots of people!

Me: Yay!

Audrey: …but not daddy. — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) January 23, 2018

Me: Audrey, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Audrey (4yo): A music player, just like you!

Me: Yay!

Audrey: And I can play in your band!

Me: Yes please!

Audrey: And then when you die, I can take your place!

Me: … — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) November 12, 2018

Audrey (4yo): I want to make music with Danny!

Me: That would be fun! We could all write a song…

Audrey, interrupting: After you die. I only want to do it after you die. — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) January 29, 2019

Audrey (4yo): Katie wouldn’t play with me at school today!

Me: Oh no! What did you do?

Audrey: I sang a quiet sad song. — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) July 11, 2018

Audrey (4yo): Daddy! Daddy! Come here!

Me (entering from other room): OK, I’m here. What is it?

Audrey: Can you please leave me alone? — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) August 4, 2018

Audrey (4yo) and I are sitting on a couch together.

Audrey: You’re the best!

Me: Aw, thank you, honey.

Audrey: I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) August 25, 2018

Audrey (4yo): Daddy, why do you write songs for money?

Me: Because that’s my job. Also I love doing it.

Audrey: For money?

Me: Yes, that’s how I make money, but I also just really like making music.

Audrey: For money.

Me: Yes, but…

Audrey: MOMMY, DADDY WRITES MUSIC FOR MONEY — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) January 12, 2019

Audrey (4yo): Daddy, what’s a god?

Me: A god is a very, very powerful creature.

Audrey: Like a snapping shrimp! — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) March 11, 2019

My 4yo just said “Daddy, here’s some of my money” and handed me one Romanian Leu. Neither my wife nor I know where she got this. pic.twitter.com/JTD0vqYRC8 — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) March 3, 2019

Audrey (3yo), leaving the room: “I’ll be right back for more adventures!” — Brian Wecht (@bwecht) November 21, 2017





