For many guys, finding a girlfriend who is open to the idea of anal sex is like finding the white unicorn of girlfriends. But how does one broach such a sensitive subject? With a candlelight dinner, some champagne and flowers? Or even just testing the waters with an accidental slip?

Well, this woman’s boyfriend used a cutesy note to get the ball rolling, complete with pink paper, schmoopy nicknames and a handy cipher to crack the code of the actual message. And it ain’t reminding her to drink her Ovaltine:

For what it’s worth, after all that effort, I hope she at least gave it a shot. Fluffersboop seems like a real keeper.

Via BroBible