As most readers will be aware, the quotation in the title is taken from an accidental outburst from David Cameron at PMQ’s on November 4th referring to the fact it lasted a whole 40 minutes. The only time of the week I am aware of, whereby the opposition can hold Cameron and his Government to account in full view of the public and it is nothing but an inconvenience to the Prime Minister.

After 40mins of #PMQs today, a microphone picks up David Cameron complaining it’s “getting longer and longer” https://t.co/d5pJzKWO57 — Sky News (@SkyNews) November 4, 2015

What really gets on my wick is that most of that time is filled with animal noises from the benches and Cameron getting personal with the opposition instead of answering the question he has been asked. I would have thought Cameron would be enjoying the fact that he can stand there and lie through his teeth or just take the piss out of people and nothing will ever be done about it!

An alternative view is that Cameron has started to notice that the level of deceit with which he conducts himself and the bear faced lies he throws out so frequently has actually resulted in the size of his nose increasing.

Or perhaps all of the hype around #piggate has meant that Cameron has had to lay off the pork for a while. Perhaps the sexual frustration he is currently feeling has meant that wait to feel the cold love of a dead pig just seems to be “longer and longer”.

Maybe we will never know what David Cameron truly meant. Was this really a cry for help so that we might see the pain he feels inside knowing that he is decimating society and filling the pockets of his rich friends? Is David Cameron the victim here, a pawn in the class war being imposed on British society?

Or is it the case that he is still just an arrogant sociopath with no morals and a penchant for bestiality who hates the idea of being held accountable by elected representatives of the people of the UK and the people themselves?

I think we all know the answer….

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