Does anybody at Fox give a damn whether people die because of the fear and paranoia Glenn Beck puts on the air?

On Thursday, I want you to join me for a special show, an hour-long special on the swine flu. I am not going to give you my opinion on the swine flu, I don't think anybody but your doctor should give their opinion on the swine flu. This is for every American to ask themselves, "Am I going to give this injection to my children?" We're going to have a half-hour of those who say "Absolutely not" -- medical doctors. And then the second-half is "Are you crazy? You must." You decide. That'll be a special hour Thursday. Honest questions, I don't think are going to be asked or answered anyplace else.

So what do you think the Glenn Beck Show's next gimmick will be?

An hour long special on eating lead paint chips? 30 minutes of pro-paint chips people, and 30 minutes of anti-paint chips people?

Or maybe he'll discuss the pros and cons of putting your hand in the toaster. He can bring in Orly Taitz, foremost expert on hand-toaster interactions, and Michael Scheuer on how Obama's Hitleresque government is trying to take away your freedom to stick your hand in your toaster whenever you want.

So what's your guess? What'll Glenn's next gimmick be?