Editor's Note: Shockingly, this guy was making up the entire thing! I know, how totally unlikely! It was a sad ploy for attention, but this post is too hilarious to take down. The writer has been banned from here forever, but please enjoy his stupidity in perpetuity. I know I will. - LR

I'm not sure if you guys saw the news today but Rhys Hoskins told me to "go home" last night. I called him a bum after his final at bat in the 8th inning (0-4 with 2 strikeouts). He told me to go up to the plate and hit and I told him it was his job not mine then he repeatedly told me to go home. Let me tell you what's wrong with this picture.

1. I brought my wife and two kids to the game last night.

2. I spent $1,600 on tickets and another couple hundred on merchandise, food, drink, and parking.

3. I paid this money to go and cheer on the Phillies.

4. The Phillies leader told me to go home.

Something is wrong with that picture. This guy is making $552k this season and he has the balls to tell an average fan to go home. I will be going back tonight in the same seats and I will make it a point to heckle him after every strikeout against Severino. This was an unbelievable statement from him last night and I have lost all respect for the guy. I am thinking about starting a go fund me for Hoskins to start seeing a shrink twice a week but then again that might not be enough!