Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race Share:

I wanted to revisit my childhood, so I got out Super Mario Bros. and started playing But soon I realized, no matter how much you try, you can't go back. Share:

Mario is a recovering alcoholic... haunted by the thought of Boos. Share:

"It's a boy!" Mario shouted. "It's a boy!" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again. Share:

”What doesn’t kill you, makes you smaller.” - Mario Share:

EA is releasing a new Mario game! it’s called Pay-Per-Mario. Share:

Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew. Share:

What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"? It's *ami*, Mario! Share:

Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi. Share:

Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games... They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3 Share:

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. She said she was tired of the abuse, and couldn't take it anymore.



She's the one who wanted to play Mario Kart. Share:

My son is in hospital because of one little driving mistake... He beat me at Mario Kart. Share:

Mario games are unforgiving... ... there's not mushroom for error Share:

Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit Share:

They say Nintendo doesn't make third party games... *Pulls out Mario Party 3* Share:

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess. Share:

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros? A cow can't be milked for over 30 years Share:

I don't always drink and drive. But when I do... it's when I'm playing Mario Kart. Share:

Why couldn't Super Mario surf the web? Because Browser wouldn't let him. Share:

Where did Mario meet the Princess? Nintinder Share:

Why can't Mario get a tinder date? His profile picture was him killing a turtle. Share:

Why did the Piranha Plant start coughing? Because Mario went down the wrong pipe! Share:

Why did Mario get fired from being a plumber? He never put his caulk away. Share:

Plumbing I like the Mario games and all, but... I have a hard time seeing Mario as a plumber when his entire life revolves around clogging some pipes Share:

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? He gets Toad Share:

What did Mario say when his friend Gus was about to be shot in front of him? Asparagus Share:

Super Mario Odyssey is a gigantic game. I've been playing for many moons. Share:

Super mario bros. 3 blew so hard All my n64 cartridges started working again Share:

When Mario collects coins with his cap in Super Mario Odissey,... you for sure know he is very _cappytalistic._ Share:

My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me... But he was wrong on so many levels. Share:

I love Toad from Super Mario you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.



He's a real fungi. Share:

Growing up people told me I'd never get a girlfriend playing video games. But my Tindering abilities wouldn't be what they are without learning to fly in Mario 3. Share:

Why did Mario move to the country? To eat a lot of Peaches! Share:

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? "I D K" Share:

After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :( Share:

Today I decided to play Mario as a cat. Because I would get 9 lives instead of 3. Share:

Why did Mario lose a life? He stubbed his MiyamoToe.





...I'll see my way out. Share:

If video games cause voilence Then i blame my shroom habit on mario Share:

Why did Mario find Koopa after he kidnapped the Princess and moved his castle so quickly? Because Koopa forgot to erase his Bowser History. Share:

I didn't learn much from Mario Party 64, but I did learn that... the button mashing and joy stick rotation techniques don't necessarily translate well to the bedroom. Share:

What search engine does Mario use? Yahoo! Share:

The difference between Nick Mullen and the small version of Mario Is about 2 feet, with Nick Mullen being smaller than tiny Mario. Relatively speaking. Share:

What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca? Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama! Share:

When Yoshi gets sick from eating too many goombas, what procedure should Dr. Mario conduct? A Nintendoscopy! Share:

What Football (soccer) Cup does Super Mario compete in? Koopa Italia Share:

Mario asked me what month it was.. I told him "It's-a May, Mario" Share:

What game do flat-earthers hate? Super Mario galaxy! Share:

What happens when Mario parks his kart illegally? It gets Toad. Share:

What's the most embarrassing level on Mario Kart? Shy Guy Falls Share: