Recently a guy on Reddit named TofuTofu gained some media attention for his kickstarter campaign for his book, “Above the Game.” A writer at feminist blog Jezebel wrote a scathing article, mostly attacking his advice on fast physical escalation.

That sealed the deal: I love mocking/calling out pick-up artists, but I was definitely not going to write about this pathetic fameball. Until I read that Hoinsky endorses straight-up sexual harassment and assault.

One of his advices recommends pulling out your dick and placing her hand on it. Commenters to the blog had a grand ol witch burning over this one.

Is this the kind of advice that guy from my Anatomy class follows? Because I feel the opposite of physically and psychologically aroused. He actually touched my arm the other day, I literally recoiled. It seems like this is all meant to prey on the fact that women are socialized to be polite. Fuck that

I’ve been teaching pickup for four years, and every weekend I show guys how to become quickly physical with women in clubs, malls, bars and streets. The fact is, if you’re not getting physical, you’re most likely not going to get laid.

If an attractive and note I don’t mean, “good looking,” man becomes physical with a woman who finds him stimulating or attractive, it is not sexual assualt. This video sums it up.

When I go to a bar I grab girls lightly by the wrist and pull them close. I spin them. I hug them. I lift them off the ground. I kiss them. And guess what? Most women absolutely love it. I’d say one in one hundred women say something like, “Don’t touch me!” But the vast majority are very responsive to physical dominance. The truth is, physical game works, very well.

Most women will say the same old bullshit like, “That wouldn’t work on me,” and, “This only works on insecure girls.” But then they meet that guy that they find attractive, and he grabs them around the waist, and they wilt like a princess in the arms of a Duke.

(I always get a giggle when the girls I date tell me that pua stuff wouldn’t work on them. Like, they blank out and intentionally forget I picked them up using the exact same tactics. “But you’re not creepy Tony! You’re sweet!” Yes, I am sweet. And I’m not creepy because I creeped out a thousand women to learn how to be charming. That’s the price I paid.)

These women don’t know how to teach seduction, and they are too focused on one or two experiences with, “creepy,” guys from their past. The thing is, and I hate to sound like a big meanie, but the majority of feminist bloggers are like game newbies. They don’t get to sleep with attractive guys, they are fat, ugly, and have little game themselves. So they don’t have the reference social and flirtation experiences to recognize how an attractive man can be immediately physical and dominant in a charming way. It just doesn’t happen to them.

I’ve pulled out my dick for girls before, and I was rewarded for my ambitions.

The problem is that most guys following TofuTofu’s advice will be newbies. They will be anxious, scared, and will probably come off as creepy. But that’s how you learn. That’s how you become attractive.

Fuck these bitches. They don’t know what they’re talking about. Though, I’d be careful about whipping your dick out until she’s in your bed. I prefer to just take their hand and put it on the outside of my pants. Just to let them know I have balls.