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Gobbins consults his top men on the "Goon and Dino Problem".

00:00 - 00:03 My dear Gobbins, this is a summary of our situation

00:04 - 00:05 Space Violence are stationed here

00:05 - 00:07 And Test are pushing here

00:08 - 00:12 They are harrassing our miners and ratters

00:12 - 00:15 And now we are reduced to using VNIs and Procurers to make isk

00:17 - 00:19 Tell them to use Kalevala Expanse

00:19 - 00:21 Our renters wont mind sharing the space they pay for

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Kalevala Expanse....

00:31 - 00:33 Kalevala Expanse is being cloaky camped by goons

00:34 - 00:36 Our renters are refusing to pay rent

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone but Steadyo, Nidia, Aegaenos, and Alphastar go and rat

01:13 - 01:15 How are the goons doing this ?

01:15 - 01:17 All they like to do is mine!

01:18 - 01:23 Why can you not hold our space against such a small group

01:25 - 01:28 Why do I even bother!?

01:29 - 01:31 First the Perimiter Keepstar

01:31 - 01:34 And now they take our renters from us !

01:34 - 01:37 I will not stand for this anymore. Enough is enough

01:37 - 01:40 One of you better give me a idea right now or I swear to Hedliner

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer if we could just use our supers....

01:42 - 01:46 And what if we lose them all to a dreadbomb? Are you going to replace them?!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, surely we can afford to SRP them.

01:48 - 01:52 That ISK belongs to me, why should I spend it on undeserving pilots

01:53 - 01:54 I earnt it !

01:56 - 01:57 All the work I've put in

01:57 - 02:00 Taking Geminate for us, building all our infrastructure

02:00 - 02:03 paying out Gobloons for all the people PVPing in home defence

02:04 - 02:08 I've had it up to here with these ungratefull entitled beans wanting more

02:08 - 02:13 I swear to God I regret the day I left PL to run this mess of a alliance

02:14 - 02:16 I just wanted to be rich !

02:17 - 02:21 Why cant I be a beloved leader like Stalin

02:20 - 02:22 *Heavy Breathing*

02:20 - 02:22 *Heavy Breathing*

02:27 - 02:29 We are a strong and independent alliance

02:30 - 02:34 I am a strong and wise leader

02:34 - 02:36 We cannot let them defeat us

02:41 - 02:42 I will not let them beat us

02:43 - 02:47 We will drive them out of Geminate and push them back to wherever the fuck they came from

02:48 - 02:53 Partisans can defend our mining fleets and ratters

02:54 - 02:56 And if they dont like that

02:56 - 02:59 Theyll never get into Blessed Beans

03:00 - 03:02 And Ill cancel all of our moon fracks

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, he cant afford to turn off the fracks

03:14 - 03:16 I guess we could always rent a few systems

03:19 - 03:23 Send our Blessed Bean rorqs there....

03:25 - 03:26 But it will cost them

03:31 - 03:33 How did we get here...

03:40 - 03:46 We were going to be a great alliance

03:46 - 03:49 I blame GOTG for their betrayal... 40 fucking fortizars