Full House. Photo: Bob D’Amico/ABC

Everywhere you look, there’s an old show (or movie!) being made anew. TV Line reports that Netflix is very close to picking up Fuller House, the cheekily named sequel series to everyone’s favorite single-dad sitcom, Full House. “How rude!” you might already thinking – either because that’s one of the show’s popular catchphrases, or because you’re not into the idea of a reboot. Well, cut it out (Ha-ha, sorry): Fuller House would center around grown-up D.J. Tanner (Candace Cameron Bure) and her BFF Kimmy Gibbler (Andrea Barber), who will no doubt be visited by Bob Saget, David Coulier, and John Stamos (the latter is also producing). The Full House sequelization process has been in progress for some time now, with TV Guide reporting last August that Stamos was “championing” the reboot. Only one question remains: Which Olsen twin will get the call? Let’s just assume from here on out that Michelle Tanner went to college and never returned.