If Hillary Clinton didn’t already exist, we’d have to invent her. Honestly. Millions and millions of people out there looked at her and said, “This woman should be president!” And three years after she lost to Donald Effing Trump, they’re looking at her and saying, “This woman should be president!”

Here’s the rightful president of the United States with her take on how she lost to that zany conspiracy theorist Donald Trump:

This is real pic.twitter.com/vFPtKcmFvv — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) October 24, 2019

Check out the Washington Free Beacon to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth. Hillary Clinton is the gift that keeps on giving.

Omfg https://t.co/RdaD5W3dRW — Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) October 24, 2019

omg this is gold ?? — Danny G(houl) (@Danny_G49) October 24, 2019

She actually thinks there was some sort of…subliminal ad campaign? https://t.co/MLmNVXOaa5 — Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) October 24, 2019

like seriously wtf even is that? — Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 24, 2019

What the actual…….??? — chad stenzel (@realchadstenzel) October 24, 2019

says a lot that she said all this stuff talking to David Plouffe. Even more wild that dude listened to this AND STILL posted the interview — Bobby Charette (@BobbyCharette_) October 24, 2019

when grandma learns about subliminal advertising, video memes and the dark web in the same segment of the Today show — Brian Guy (@ItsThatBriGuy) October 24, 2019

The internet is not a truck. It's a series of flashing videos you can't find later. https://t.co/YhFpACC5AR — Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 24, 2019

Apparently, the scheme was so insidious that it spread to her campaign airplane pilot who was so hypnotized by flashing videos that he couldn't land in Milwaukee. — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 24, 2019

Pretty sure 2016 was flashing videos of showing Hillary doing things Hillary did. — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) October 24, 2019

If you watch this gif on the dark web you will start to despise Hillary pic.twitter.com/htwR68C2sp — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) October 24, 2019

I found one of those dark web videos. https://t.co/alOVJ7wXMQhttps://t.co/YgVbxGykV9 — BT (@back_ttys) October 24, 2019

This is just the greatest thing.

Posting brainwashing flashing videos on the dark web to own the Libs — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) October 24, 2019

Hillary is so pathological that she cannot fathom that she's unlikable. She has got to be on drugs. — Melissa Mackenzie ? (@MelissaTweets) October 24, 2019