The dark castle Hustlevania rises over the city of Mammalachia. The people become scared to even look out upon the streets through their windows, as they have become infested with hustlers and tax-evaders who run rampant and make a mockery of all that is lawful and righteous.



Readying her whip, the unfortunately-named Fox Killer passed down to her by her prejudiced father and his father before him, Judith Belhop embarks on a quest to the seedy castle to eliminate the vile monsters at their source and slay their leader, Vlad Tepes Nickula.



Traverse six demonic levels, punish your enemies with Judith’s whip, and choose one of four subweapons on this journey into the legally grey, and keep your wits about you, lest our hopping heroine become another hustled sweetheart.