For the record, I’m pretty sure every member of the Deadspin staff would fail on the first American Ninja Warrior obstacle. None of us are professional athletes, either, so we’re not sure whether to be impressed or underwhelmed by Seahawks punter Jon Ryan’s very short appearance on last night’s episode.


Ryan made it past the first two obstacles okay, but the tilting table ended up being his downfall. Still, it wasn’t as embarrassing as this.


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