Forget internet-dependent play or draconian malware DRM measures; it seems Ubisoft has devised a far more creative form of discouragement for video game pirates, if reports surrounding Michael Jackson: The Experience are anything to go by.

As reported by, anyone illegally downloading the DS version of the game will enjoy the constant drone of hundreds of vuvuzelas floating over Michael Jackson's timeless musical output. Try dancing to THAT, Johnny ROM Fingers.We've reached out to Ubisoft for confirmation on this rather imaginative anti-piracy measure and while we wait for a response, you can check out the video that's got the internet a-honk below.

UPDATE: Official word from Ubisoft is, "We confirm that the story is true. The development team worked this feature in as a creative way to discourage any tampering with the retail version of the game."