Terminal Lance #280 “Equality”

Admittedly, I don’t think I’d have a problem with females getting the male regulation haircut. Then again, I’ve always kind of had a thing for girls with short hair. If you haven’t heard, female dress blues modeled after the male uniform are currently being tested. This is in an increasing effort to spread equality throughout the Corps, something people either love or hate. To be honest, if it doesn’t affect anything in the day to day routine of Marines, I don’t see a problem with any of it; but there’s always the hard chargers that think any and all change is bad.

With that said, I think if you really want equality, you’re going to have to get to the haircuts at some point. We could talk about gender roles all day, if the military really wants equality they’ll force females to get the same shitty six dollar haircut we have to. The alternative?

Let men grow their hair out into luxurious locks to be tied into a cute bun while in uniform.

Pick one, then get back to me about equality.

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