This is America, if you want to drink a soda through your nostrils, with a straw, or dipping your hand into a vat of carbonated liquid and letting it seep in through your pores, you have every right to do so. Over the past couple months, we've learned how to eat a cupcake like a genteman and how to dispense a Tic Tac properly, so why not get more versed on our soda sipping etiquette?