Apparently this teen is famous? Photo : Larry Marano/Getty Images for 7-Eleven

7-Eleven convenience stores are handing out free Slurpees this Wednesday, July 11, from 11 to 7, for the chain’s annual 7-Eleven Day. You can even get one in the temporary featured flavor, Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries. And for the five following days, 7-Eleven is running different “buy X get Y” deals on junk food:




July 12: Free 7-Select Pure Water with purchase of a Bodyarmor sports drink

July 13: Free Big Gulp fountain drink with purchase of a share-size Snickers candy bar

July 14: Free 7-Select popcorn with purchase of a 20-ounce Smartwater

July 15: Free single-size Reese’s candy with purchase of a share-size bag of 7-Select Gummies

July 16: Free 20-ounce Coca-Cola with purchase of any flavor Cheez-It baked snack crackers

Is it just us or do these combos only make sense if you’re sneaking them into the nearest Regal Cinema? Is 7-Eleven’s entire customer base made of stoners with a Moviepass subscription? Anyway, have fun with your free Slurpee!