Bradford never left Zayn Malik. He’s a changed man with a boozer in his backyard and more joints than the average skeleton, but he’s still a Bradford boy. Our Zayn.

Alex Turner, on the other hand, has experienced a transformation. It’s already well documented. Once a Sheffield lad with the city running through his veins, trips to the desert with Arctic Monkeys and Queens of the Stone Age’s Josh Homme took their toll. He headlined Glastonbury 2013 with a slick new ‘do and an extra stride in his step. And every time he spoke, he sounded like Elvis. Not the real thing, The King of Rock and Roll reincarnated. No, this was different. This was a strange voice, a tinge of Sheffield still creeping through. “It’s not intentional,” he told NME at the time. Fair enough mate.

The situation progressed when Turner used his new-fangled alien voice on the biggest stage. Arctics picked up Best British Album for ‘AM’ at 2014’s BRIT Awards. Turner uttered the words “That rock ’n roll, eh?” in his deep, unnerving tones. He dropped the mic. The rest is history.

It was a shock, ok? It’s not every day The Pride of Sheffield decides he’s doing a residency in Las Vegas. A couple of years on, it’s time to be mature. Get used to it. Alex is different. He’s still the same cheeky scamp with a knack for songwriting.