NEWS – April 21, 2016 – Prince has died. He was 57 years old. The news was first reported by TMZ and confirmed by The Associated Press. According to TMZ, the musician’s body was discovered at his Paisley Park Estate early Thursday morning. A cause of death is not yet known.

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Ok, ya got me. Prince died 2 years ago. But if other bloggers at Barstool are lazy and careless enough to post news stories from 2016, so is Clickbait Smits:

All about those Pageviews, baby! All about those Pageviews! Upcoming blogs from Nate and/or Clickbait Smits may revolve around the US landing on the moon, V-E Day, and Columbus discovering The New World. Pageviews knows not of time and space!

PS – All seriousness though, RIP Prince. This is indeed what is sounds like, when doves cry…