So my SS sent me a letter in the mail, full of well wishes, unnecessary apologies and Texas/Chicago sports related trash talk. It was great, so thanks very much SS.

A couple of days later I received a package from Amazon containing something wonderful, albeit a little confusing. I got a little walking Kaner jersey, complete with indian head and double eights. I don't know why this goofy thing exists, but I love it so much. It will reside forevermore in a place of honor on my desk, among Stan Marsh and a weak-necked Stormrooper.

Oh, and I totally got a Visa gift card. So, money. Fuckyeah.

Thanks again, so very much, Random_College_Dude. Happy holidays to you and your family. Oh, and if/when the Bears go one and done in the playoffs, I'll be rooting for your Texans.