#610847 +( 2895 )- [X] Good Book Report



Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:



Titanic:..... $29.99

Clinton:..... $29.99



Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read



Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and

subsequent catastrophe.



Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.



Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.



Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.



Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton:..... Let's not go there.



Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.

Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.



Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.



Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing