This week on the Sexist: Puppies! Just kidding, this week’s topics were far more depressing than that.

1. Rape Victims vs. Prison Rape Victims, in which victim-blaming takes the form of a change of clothes.

2. How Bystanders Can Help Groping Victims, in which we get servicey on this groping stuff.

3. Why Would I Want to Touch Your Ass: When Groping Victims Talk Back, in which victims respond to gropers

4. Sexist Beatdown: Guys Who Grab Butt Edition, in which, yep, more groping.

5. Sexist Comments of the Week: When Dudes Don’t Wear Condoms Edition, in which you do the talking.