I Think I'm A Drone Now

Annihilate the idealogical opposition!

You know how the military's drone planes are controlled by folks sitting behind monitors thousands of miles away? Well, guess what: If you've ever played a first-person shooter, you have unwittingly participated in the army's "drone soldier" program, controlling a robotic soldier on the ground in Iraq or Afghanistan! Cool, right??

Promote the socio-military interests of the United States with the speed and accuracy of the Razer Lycosa Gaming keyboard. Its backlight display and non-stick rubber finish mean you'll never miss your high-priority al-Qaeda targets, even if they appear to YOU like brainthirsty zombies.

If you've been playing shooters for years, this news might be tough to swallow. It's never easy to learn that you've been responsible for untold deaths. But you can always snap yourself out of that crippling depression with a rad new gaming keyboard. Look how snazzy it is!

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