"We aren't picking anyone up until this stupid

soccer mom gets her minivan out of the drop off area!"

Anyone that has seen ' Dog Day Afternoon ' knows that hostage takers never actually get what they want. These demands are crazy enough that I have to wonder if he knew that hostage negotiators will say whatever they have to in a negotiation to keep things from going off the rails.Maybe Ignacio was just doing a social experiment to see how much police negotiators would lie to keep him calm. I imagine the negotiation would have gone something like this:

Police Negotiator : Ignacio, we almost have everything you've asked for, but we need some more time.



Ignacio : Really? You have "almost everything" I've asked for?



Police Negotiator : Yes, we just need a few more hours...



Ignacio : Where did you get the drugs from?





Police Negotiator

: The police evidence locker.









Ignacio

:









Police Negotiator

: A modified Honda Civic with chrome tail lights and after market rims

.





Ignacio

:

Police Negotiator

: We're trying our best to work with you, Ignacio.





Ignacio

:









Police Negotiator

: ...um, yeah....but they said you have to let the sergeant drive the car while you ride in the tank.





Ignacio

:









Police Negotiator

: Oh yeah, that was the easiest thing to get.





Ignacio

:









Police Negotiator

: It's being done as we speak; that's why we need more time.





Ignacio

:









Police Negotiator

: Best Buy.





Ignacio

:

Fortunately for the teacher and all involved, the police took another negotiation route; shooting a high powered bean bag round into

.

Here's what a bean bag round can do to someone's neck/shoulder area, in case you need a point of reference:





What type of car did you get?I didn't even ask for that! It's pretty racist for you to assume I'd even want that sort of vehicle...but very well done. Thank you.And what about the Mexican Army? Are you actually going to tell me you got them to come up here to California to give me a lift?...fine. And what about the Play Station 3?And did you get it installed in the car?Where are you having the installation done?THIS WHOLE NEGOTIATION IS BULL#%!!!