This thoughtful, artistic delight made my holiday season. The outside packaging was decorated with Jesus stickers so I figured I was going to get some bizarre, Jesus-freakish propaganda. But I didn't. I got the greatest gift a Redditor could receive: a hand-painted OrangeRed adorned with the Reddit alien. Now, when my comments are ignored and I click refresh and still have no OrangeRed, I can look to my bookshelf and smile, knowing that there's at least one Redditor out there who thought I deserved one.

Plus, my IRL Redditor friends are jealous as hell.

Thank you, Brennan212. You are absolutely awesome. And talented!