Do you want to be closer to the group of friends you talk to everyday, but are also hyper-competitive and want them to know you are better than them in almost every way? What better way to kill the time in isolation than with a daily group chat challenge..



STAKES: Want to play with real stakes? Everyone gets more fired up when there’s something on the line. There needs to be an incentive to win, and to not lose. Winner gets a dinner paid for, or $X from everyone in the group. The higher the stakes, the more people will care, and the more exciting it will be. Last place gets kicked out of the group for a month. Or permanently.



CHEATING: it is extremely easy to google and find images that can be used to boost your score. If you’re caught cheating it’s -50 points. Keep score daily to avoid confusion, cheaters, and lagswitchers.



Start on the first of the month (or whenever) and each day compete in a new, unique competition. Some challenges aim to bring you closer, others the opposite. Some days have one winner, others have multiple, and others will have only one loser. People’s schedules are tough, days may be rearranged to accommodate.

Your group probably has a Nate or a Sam in it who would be more than likely unwilling to do any of the following things, thus killing the vibe, thus making John take out his Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe shirt, and none of this happens, but I digress. Maybe this will become an annual competition with a coveted title or belt, or maybe you’ll get three days in and stop because you never finish anything you start because you have the attention span of a goldfish with a malignant brain tumor.





30 DAY GROUP CHAT CHALLENGE





DAY ONE: start it out with something simple. MEME DAY. everyone sends their most fire meme to one source for impartiality. Vote upon the most fire meme, winner gets 3 points.



DAY TWO: HISTORY DAY. Think back of the very first time you met each and every member of the group. Who’s introduction was the most exciting, inspiring, weird, obscure, or random, in other words, who’s introduction would be most entertaining to watch. Most introductions are weird or awkward but hey, maybe one of you met on a drug deal, an Old Country Buffet or in the porta-potty line at a Bowling For Soup concert. Take a vote. 5 pts to each member of the most novel introduction tale.





DAY THREE: ISLAND DAY. Make an anonymous poll online (plenty of easy sites to do so) posing the question ‘Who in the group would you want to be stuck on an island with?’ Only one vote per person. 10 pts.





DAY FOUR: NUMBER NEIGHBOR DAY. Text both your number neighbors, the phone number both above and below your own. A response gets a point. Anyone who is able to get selfie of their neighbor holding up a specific item gets ten (10) points. A selfie of a participant’s neighbor holding up a sex toy (pocket pussy, vibrator, blow up doll) gets twenty-five (25) points. Recommend texting anyone’s neighbor who responds to deter cheaters.





DAY FIVE: FAST FOOD DAY. Easy. Anyone who buys fast food on this day gets a point per meal. Those who score more than a point should probably hit the gym. It may benefit you to eat an entire Taco Bell 12-taco party pack right before bed on this day. Bang bang.





DAY SIX: SHIT DAY. What better way to get closer to someone than to see what has passed through their innards. Biggest, widest, longest, girthiest log wins. (10 points). Anyone willing to pick their log out of the toilet and take a selfie with it gets one hundred (100) points. Anyone with diarrhea gets 5 points as well.





DAY SEVEN: UNUSUAL TALENT DAY. Self-explanatory. 20 its I guess. Vote n shit. Do something weird and obscure. Everyone can one-hand clap it’s not that hard.





DAY EIGHT: We’ve all done some stupid shit before. Sure maybe not as dumb as Plaxico Burress shooting himself in the leg or Jason Paul-Pierre blowing his hand off with fireworks. Or maybe you have. The dumber the injury and the worse the injury the better. 18 pts consolation for your pain and embarrassment.





DAY NINE: AHOOGA DAY. What’t the worst word to yell as your climaxing? Winner gets 10. 100 to anyone who sends video/audio of them screaming out their answer as they climax.





DAY TEN: REGRET DAY. Every member shares their juiciest, most embarrassing regret or mistake that you think no one in the group knows about. The darkest, worst, most F’d up one wins 8 points.





DAY ELEVEN: YES CHEF DAY. Cook some shit up. Cooking is an under appreciated skill and art-form. Group votes on most appetizing looking dish. Winner gets 10 points. Yes chef.





DAY TWELVE: ABOMINATION DAY. Pair two foods that do not go together and eat. Vote YES/NO on whether or not the food is disgraceful enough to be worthy of any point(s) and how many. Consume to score. No, chef.