As Mad Men barrels to the end of its debauchery and masochism, the greatest madcap moments won't be forgotten. We know the sixties were a time of candid racism, womanizing, elevator-smoking, and housewife-masturbating-on-a-washing-machine clichés. Nevertheless, Mad Men still managed to surprise us with countless moments that filled our sentiments with "Daaamn, that's just wrong." Before Draper and the gang say goodbye, here's a hat tip to years of reckless abandonment.

You remember that one time…

Sally ran around with a plastic bag over her head but was only scolded for potentially wrinkling the dry cleaning (Season 1, Episode 2).

Roger hit on Don's wife, so Don commenced his ridiculously elaborate revenge that involved oysters, martinis, cheesecake, bribing the elevator operator, then hiking up 23 floors to make Roger puke in front of clients (Season 1, Episode 7).

Betty shot the neighbor's pigeons like a stone badass (Season 1, Episode 9).

Sally started smoking (Season 1).

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Dick Whitman robbed Don Draper's smoking corpse of its identity (Season 1, Episode 12).

Betty left the picnic before littering was recognized as a world problem (Season 2, Episode 7).

Freddy Rumsen peed himself in front of everyone (Season 2, Episode 9).

Peggy told Pete that her stomachache was his baby, whom she gave away (Season 2, Episode 13).

Peggy smoked her first doob (Season 3, Episode 3).

Roger sang to his new bride wearing blackface (Season 3, Episode 3).

That secretary drove a lawnmower over that dude's foot (Season 3, Episode 6).

Ms. Blankenship kicked the bucket (Season 4, Episode 9). Rest in politically incorrect peace, Ida.

Jessica Paré seduced America (Season 5, Episode 1).

Lane whipped Pete's ass in fisticuffs (Season 5, Episode 5).

Sterling dropped acid then got weird... and divorced (Season 5, Episode 6).

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Don threw money at Peggy's face, causing her to quit like a boss (Season 5, Episode 11).

Joan whored herself out to win Jaguar and become a partner (Season 5, Episode 11).

Lane failed at suicide...

...and then succeeded (Season 5, Episode 12).

The train conductor did what everyone wants to do to Pete always (Season 5, Episode 13).

Pete and his father-in-law ran into each other at a brothel (Season 6, Episode 6).

They shot up speed in the office (Season 6, Episode 8).

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Peggy stabbed Abe with her makeshift spear (Season 6, Episode 9).

Roger insulted a dick-punching little person (Season 6, Episode 10).

Don smoked hashish, hallucinated, drowned, then got revived by Roger (Season 6, Episode 10).

Sally caught her dad balling the neighbor (Season 6, Episode 11).

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Bob Benson touched Pete's knee in that way (Season 6, Episode 11).

Betty started letting Sally smoke (Season 6, Episode 12).

Ken Cosgrove got shot in the face with a shotgun (Season 6, Episode 12).

Don woke up in jail after punching a priest (Season 6, Episode 13).

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Ginsberg cut off his nipple because computers (Season 7, Episode 5).

Peggy on her roller skates while Roger played the organ in the abandoned office (Season 7, Episode 12).

All the times Don was a despicable person to everyone around him.

And every time the assholes cheated on these gorgeous wives.

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