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A Florida woman has appeared on This Morning talking about her ‘intimate’ relationship with objects.

In particular, Tetris.

Not someone named Tetris, but the game, specifically.

Twenty-year-old Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan – who prefers to be known as Fractal Tetris Huracan – has spoken about her love of the game before and was previously sexually attracted to a calculator named Pierre before she moved on with old mate Tetris in September 2016.


Now she spends up to 12 hours a day playing it on websites, her phone, and Gameboy, while speaking with Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield on Monday she explained their ‘dates’ often involve ‘playing him for hours in the library’.



‘I’m in love with the game himself and the cartridge is a vessel of presenting him,’ Fractal said. ‘Love is not something you can explain but it satisfies me and he’s just really beautiful I find him so attractive.’

Fractal and her love, Tetris (Picture: ITV)

Holly and Phillip chatted with her about the unconventional relationship (Picture: ITV)

Fractal – who identifies as an objectum sexual, meaning she’s attracted to physical objects rather than human beings – went on to explain why she loved the calculator, dubbed Pierre (named as such after she was inspired by the ‘Pi’ function).

She said: ‘I thought that Pierre was beautiful and I loved the buttons on him and the trackpad is beautiful, I loved his function.’

It’s probably important to note she is studying mathematics at university…

However, after Pierre broke, Fractal found solace in the arms (corners?) of Tetris and has revealed she plans to marry the game.

‘The marriage aspect is purely ceremonial,’ she said. ‘Obviously I cant literally marry an object, it would just be me having a ceremony with Tetris.’

And she’s no jealous lover, either, saying it was perfectly fine for others to play the game, so long as there are boundaries.

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‘I’m in love with the game as a whole but I don’t care if others play him,’ she explained. ‘As long as no one else is trying to date him romantically or is more intimate than I am.’

When she was asked whether there may come a day when she’ll long for human contact, she said she’d attempted relationships with humans in the past but they never worked out.

And if Tetris were to suddenly stop working, she’d ‘be upset’ but knows she can easily buy another.

‘It’s kind of broken already. But if he broke I wouldn’t care as much because he’s a game,’ she said. ‘I can get another one. I care about the game himself not the cartridge – it means a lot to me as a friend got it for me.’

It’s fair to say viewers were a little perplexed by the interview.

#ThisMorning who falls in love with a game? It doesn't make sense. It just doesn't. I have tetris on my phone but I can't love it lol — The Biggest Threat (@ShannonParkes) January 22, 2018

How can Holly and Phil keep a straight face interviewing this girl in love with her Tetris game! She obviously needs help! #ThisMorning — Vickie Martin (@VickieLMartin) January 22, 2018

However, others were concerned Fractal was being exploited.

#ThisMorning Stop exploiting people with obvious mental health issues! — Chloe Mansfield (@StVitusDance) January 22, 2018

In a previous interview, Fractal said that growing up she never had crushes on humans, only on robots or objects.



‘I had feelings for monorails, iPods, treadmills but then from fifth grade onwards that was the first time I had real feelings towards a Garmin GPS,’ she revealed. ‘I had no idea why but I would get really shy around GPS or whenever anybody mentioned them, I was obsessed.’

She added: ‘I would always try and make an excuse to use the GPS in the car and I would try to hold it close. I would do anything to try and touch it and to hear its voice. It made me feel really happy.’

This Morning returns 10.30am on ITV.

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