Hey everyone,

Have you ever wanted a classy boat to put over your mantle? Sure, you have. Well get jealous, because that's exactly what i got. This boat is going to look debonaire over fire video we play on my roommate's flatscreen tv when it's cold outside. The perfect centerpiece. People are already saying, 'that boat really ties the room together'. Also, i got a growing eyeball thing and postcards.

Thanks a bunch! -Scoofy