RED Digital Cinema has built a fully customised one-of-a-kind camera—the RED Xenomorph—just for David Fincher and his team to shoot his upcoming series “Mindhunter” for Netflix.

Imagine you absolutely love your RED Dragon, but it ends up a mess of magic arms and cabling by the time you’ve added all your support gear. If only it were all permanently integrated into the camera. No cables, no magic arms, no rigs, no mess.

Now imagine your name is David Fincher. For Fincher, nothing is impossible.

As with all things RED, details tend to trickle out over time, but keep your eyes on this REDUser thread if you want to find out more. Here’s what we know.

David Fincher’s RED Xenomorph

Integrated:

RED Weapon Dragon 6K Sensor Technology

7.0″ LCD Touch

Paralinx wireless video

Extended WiFi/Foolcontrol antenna array

RT Motion Lens Motor Control

Zaxcom wireless audio and timecode

Anton Bauer Gold Mount

Shoulder Mount

Xenomorph-inspired brain design

And, according to Phil Holland, who I’d like to thank for sharing the info, is my favorite of all:

and a couple of other sneaky things

Images are courtesy of RED and the Mindhunter Camera Dept.

Before you ask: No. The RED Xenomorph is not, and won’t be, a commercially available new camera from RED.

No. You can’t have one—unless your name is David Fincher.