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Married (♂x♂)? 1

As Thomas entered the kitchen, he was blessed with a sight that would make most people in the world happy.

There was a beautiful woman cooking breakfast for him. Her long and silky blond hair, tied in a ponytail, swayed slightly as she hummed and prepared the food. When she noticed him, she flashed a smile that made Thomas heart pound faster.

Calm down, heart… it’s not what you’re thinking.

“Morning,” the beauty that illuminated the kitchen with her presence alone greeted in a joyful voice.

“Morning,” Thomas said, nervous for some reason.

“Breakfast will be done in a few minutes.”

“Great. Thanks,” he added, smiling to the blond beauty who handed him a mug with steaming coffee.

As he sat on the chair and sipped his coffee, he stared at the woman.

I know what you might be thinking, Thomas thought. I should consider myself the luckiest guy on earth for having such a beauty cooking for me, right? And since I’m not that good looking, you must be thinking that I’m rich. Well, wrong.

First, I do consider myself lucky. But that’s not a woman cooking me breakfast. That’s my best childhood friend. Oh, my best friend can’t be a woman? Well, you’re right. ‘She’s’ a guy.

His name is Lineu, but since he’s so girlish looking ever since he was a kid, everyone calls him Lin. Hell, even his family calls him that. And I can’t see any real reason to say otherwise… even now, when he’s dressed in a plain t-shirt and shorts, it’s hard to see him as a dude…

He’s too damn cute… His existence defies the world… how can a guy be so cute?

If I hadn’t seen his dick back when we were brats, even I could wonder if he was really I guy…

Besides, he doesn’t help at all… did he really have to expose his legs that much…? Those shorts are for guys, but it’s from when we were kids! Look at how small it is now! And why are his legs so slim and long? He could be a model… his legs are hotter than any supermodels I see on TV… and why are they smooth? There’s not a single hair! And why he shaves all the way past the knee? If it was to make his thighs more delicious, you did it, mate!

Ah, damn it! Lin is too damn cute and I should consider myself the luckiest guy in the world for having such a cute friend cooking me food every day!

At that time, Lin looked at him with a puzzled expression.

Thomas kept cool. “Your c-coffee is great… as usual…”

Despite his facade, on the inside, his heart was thumping louder when Lin smiled again.

He’s my oldest and closest friend, but it feels like he’s my wife…

How did I end up with this married life even though I’m single? And with a guy too… the cutest guy in the world…

A few weeks ago, his roommate moved in with his fiancée, leaving Thomas alone. With his financial situation, he could live on his own for a while. But that would leave him in the limit, something he didn’t want. So he went looking for a new roommate instead to share the tiny apartment.

But his search was fruitless. Only strange people who Thomas wouldn’t trust with his key answered the ad. When he was about to give up, his mother mention Lin was looking for a place to live at the capital while searching for a job.

Without thinking twice, he called and invited his childhood friend right away, even though they had barely talked in the last year.

I thought it’d be awesome… when we were kids, we talked about living together like this… but I could swear we meant like playing games all night… parting and stuff…

Actually, our lifestyle right now sounds way better than that…

Ah… I can’t complain… I shouldn’t complain… Just because my wife is a man…

Thomas stopped sipping his coffee to sigh. How did things end up like this…?

At first, they were just two childhood best friends living together. But one day after they played video games way into the night, Thomas entered the kitchen the next morning and had a pleasant surprise. Lin cooking breakfast for them. Even tired, the delicate man’s smile was enough to lift the childhood friend’s spirit.

He was more than thankful. Not only the meals were delicious; it had been too long since he ate a home cooked breakfast. Probably when I left home to go to college…

To his surprise and happiness, the blond girly man began cooking every morning. And then every meal. Then he also began cleaning the place.

I said he didn’t have to… it’s not like he’s a maid or guest… his mother is sending him money until he finds a job… but Lin insisted on doing the chores, saying he’d rather keep himself busy since he hadn’t found work yet…

Thomas knew he was being stupid and ungrateful. I’m complaining because there’s this awesome and cute dude cooking for me. Next time I’ll complain that there’s too much money on my wallet… wait, that’s more like the opposite of my current situation, he thought, letting out a hollow chuckle in his mind.

As Lin set the food on the table, the childhood friend smiled.

“It smells delicious.”

Lin’s smile grew. “Thanks. Hope you like the taste too.”

“There’s no way I wouldn’t like anything you cook…” Thomas blushed and flashed an embarrassed smile with his own words. What the hell am I saying? I just keep adding on the ‘we’re married stuff’…

I’m so ungrateful… I get these delicious meals and a clean house… I just feel weird because it’s like we’re a married couple in the fifties, minus the sex…

We even go out to movies and parties from time to time… We’re just hanging out as friends, like we used to. But then we come back to the same house…

Despite the food before him, Thomas didn’t eat; he was waiting until his childhood friend sat so they could eat together.

“Oh, hey. I forgot to ask. How did it go yesterday?” he asked.

“I think it went well. At least I hope so,” Lin said in a low voice as he took off the apron and sat. “They liked my curriculum and asked me to come today.”

Despite the good news, the delicate man was suppressing his smile.

Lin’s trying to keep his hopes down… That expression hurt Thomas more than he would like. This sucks… He’s a great professional and yet can’t find a job… Seeing him down like this is the worse…

“That’s great! I bet you’re gonna get hired,” Thomas said in an optimistic voice. Cheering him up is my job. It’s always been like this ever since we were kids.

“I hope so too…” Lin dropped his shoulders and focused on the food.

“Oh, c’mon. Don’t be like that. You have two diplomas. There’s no way they’re gonna find someone more qualified than you.”

Those words made Lin flash a smile, though tiny. “You’re right.”

“You bet your ass I am.” When Thomas beamed, Lin couldn’t help but flash a bigger smile.

Dude, stop giving me that cutest smile in the world, Thomas thought, focusing on his food as a way to avoid meeting his childhood friend’s eyes. I’m gonna have even more confused feelings… When I started becoming interested in girls, I got awkward around you too… Actually, that awkward mood remained even after I saw your dick at that pool party…

“I’m off to work,” Thomas said after he finished the meal and brushed his teeth.

“Okay. Have a good day.” Lin was washing the dishes. But when he turned to his childhood friend, he said, “Wait.”

Thomas halted where he was, his hand already turning the doorknob. “W-what?”

“You have a meeting today, right?” Lin dried his hands and walked towards his friend. The blond cute man was so close occupied all of Thomas vision.

He smells nice… wait, what the hell am I thinking?

“Yeah… why…?”

“You can’t go like this…” Lin undid the knot on Thomas tie and fixed it.

“Thanks,” Thomas said, his cheeks red as his friend tied the tie properly. “I’m not used to wearing a tie to work… actually, to anything…”

“You have to learn.” Lin looked up and smiled. “Or do you want me to do this for the rest of your life?”

“I wouldn’t mind,” Thomas mumbled, his heart thumping a bit faster.

The moment he spoke, his face went a shade of red. So did Lin’s.

Damn it… I’m an idiot… and why Lin’s embarrassed face so cute? He’s a guy, damn it! He as a dick like me!

“There… all better… Now you look like someone going to a business meeting.”

“Thanks… It’s just a meeting to inform the higher-ups how the projects are doing…no biggie… But still…” Thomas touched the tie. The knot wasn’t that pathetic excuse of a lump anymore. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

“Probably embarrass yourself before your bosses.”

Thomas couldn’t help but let out a hollow chuckle. “I think that already happened… stupid extra sauce burger…”

Lin laughed in a lovely voice and smiled as he touched smoothed the tie. “Well… now this is one less motive.”

Thomas couldn’t help but feel his heart thumping louder because of that smile.

Damn it… We’re just two childhood best friends who happen to live together… I don’t know why we have this married couple lifestyle … not that’s bad… with my last roommate, we were friends and hang out… he’ll probably invite me to his wedding and all, but… we were basically two people who lived under the same roof to save money.

But with the history between Lin and me… if not for that night, I doubt things would be like this …

“H-hey…D-do you wanna ride do your interview?” Thomas asked to mask his embarrassment.

“Sure, but… isn’t it out of your way?”

“A little.” Thomas shrugged. “But for you, I don’t mind…”

Lin’s cheek went a shade of pink.

“Thanks,” the blond girly man mumbled and went to change.

Even if it’s a little strange, I don’t mind this married life… even if my wife is a man… the cutest man in the world…

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