What do you get the full-time Islanders superfan, part-time trial attorney who has it all?

The only thing you can get: Isles cufflinks, personally blessed by my Lord and Savior John Tavares himself (maybe that last part is made up, but I'm sure he'd do it).

I put them on immediately, instead of taking off my suit like I normally would when I get home from work. I may never take them off.

What else can I say? She gets me.