Annoyed by the loud 'sex noises' coming from the apartment next door a frustrated tenant in a Boystown apartment building created an unsubtle and shame-filled missive to the next door neighbours. Rather than pop it under the door or in the letter box it was pinned - front and centre - on her door for all to see.

But the girl in apartment 517 did not accept this person's shame. She crafted a note of her own that put the tenant in their place in an extraordinary fashion.

A third neighbor (and Reddit user) snapped a photo of the sex noise note squabble for all to see.

And now it's gone viral and we can all share in their private quibble!

The first note reads:

"Could you please put a record on super loud or something when you are F---ING?? I'd really appreciate NOT having to hear every single trust [sic] and moan right through the f---ing wall. And I'm SURE you'd rather not share THAT info with complete strangers. Luckily for me, it never lasts very long. "

And the response:



Dear Neighbor,

My, my! How lovely to meet you in this incredibly tactful, kind + civilized manner. Did you really need to post your hissyfit on my door like a whiney scarlet letter? ... Your obvious frustration from my pleasure saddens + confuses me. I'm not yelling, or anything terribly disrespectful.

Apparently, we have the thinnest walls on Earth because -- I assure you -- the moans you're so upset by are masturbation induced. That's why it "doesn't last very long." I know what I'm doing and porn is free, + I have the best vibrator.

I got it at Taboo Taboo [sic] down the street. You should really invest in one -- you sound a bit, uh, tense... SEX IS NATURAL AND HEALTHY I am proud of my sexuality, so your attempted SLUT-SHAMING is useless here.

Had you approached me n a respectful manner, I would have been happy to oblige. But we all know our rent is exorbitant. I pay enough to do whatever I please in the privacy of my own home. AND PLEASE I SHALL! I suggest you whip out your big girl panties and deal with it.

Much love!



- The girl in 517

Since publishing this piece it has revealed it was a hoax played by a Reddit user - and a damn fine one too.







Source: Huffington Post