Abibliophobia The fear of running out of reading material.

Absquatulate To leave or abscond with something.

Allegator Some who alleges.

Anencephalous Lacking a brain.

Argle-bargle A loud row or quarrel.

Batrachomyomachy Making a mountain out of a molehill.

Billingsgate Loud, raucous profanity.

Bloviate To speak pompously or brag.

Blunderbuss A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.

Borborygm A rumbling of the stomach.

Boustrophedon A back and forth pattern.

Bowyang A strap that holds the pants legs in place.

Brouhaha An uproar.

Bumbershoot An umbrella.

Callipygian Having an attractive rear end or nice buns.

Canoodle To hug and kiss.

Cantankerous Testy, grumpy.

Catercornered Diagonal(ly).

Cockalorum A small, haughty man.

Cockamamie Absurd, outlandish.

Codswallop Nonsense, balderdash.

Collop A slice of meat or fold of flab.

Collywobbles Butterflies in the stomach.

Comeuppance Just reward, just deserts.

Crapulence Discomfort from eating or drinking too much.

Crudivore An eater of raw food.

Discombobulate To confuse.

Donnybrook An melee, a riot.

Doozy Something really great.

Dudgeon A bad mood, a huff.

Ecdysiast An exotic dancer, a stripper.

Eructation A burp, belch.

Fard Face-paint, makeup.

Fartlek An athletic training regime.

Fatuous Unconsciously foolish.

Filibuster Refusal to give up the floor in a debate to prevent a vote.

Firkin A quarter barrel or small cask.

Flibbertigibbet Nonsense, balderdash.

Flummox To exasperate.

Folderol Nonsense.

Formication The sense of ants crawling on your skin.

Fuddy-duddy An old-fashioned, mild-mannered person.

Furbelow A fringe or ruffle.

Furphy A portable water-container.

Gaberlunzie A wandering beggar.

Gardyloo! A warning shouted before throwing water from above.

Gastromancy Telling fortune from the rumblings of the stomach.

Gazump To buy something already promised to someone else.

Gobbledygook Nonsense, balderdash.

Gobemouche A highly gullible person.

Godwottery Nonsense, balderdash.

Gongoozle To stare at, kibitz.

Gonzo Far-out journalism.

Goombah An older friend who protects you.

Hemidemisemiquaver A musical timing of 1/64.

Hobbledehoy An awkward or ill-mannered young boy.

Hocus-pocus Deceitful sleight of hand.

Hoosegow A jail or prison.

Hootenanny A country or folk music get-together.

Jackanapes A rapscallion, hooligan.

Kerfuffle Nonsense, balderdash.

Klutz An awkward, stupid person.

La-di-da An interjection indicating that something is pretentious.

Lagopodous Like a rabbit’s foot.

Lickety-split As fast as possible.

Lickspittle A servile person, a toady.

Logorrhea Loquaciousness, talkativeness.

Lollygag To move slowly, fall behind.

Malarkey Nonsense, balderdash.

Maverick A loner, someone outside the box.

Mollycoddle To treat too leniently.

Mugwump An independent politician who does not follow any party.

Mumpsimus An outdated and unreasonable position on an issue.

Namby-pamby Weak, with no backbone.

Nincompoop A foolish person.

Oocephalus An egghead.

Ornery Mean, nasty, grumpy.

Pandiculation A full body stretch.

Panjandrum Someone who thinks himself high and mighty.

Pettifogger A person who tries to befuddle others with his speech.

Pratfall A fall on one’s rear.

Quean A disreputable woman.

Rambunctious Aggressive, hard to control.

Ranivorous Frog-eating

Rigmarole Nonsense, unnecessary complexity.

Shenanigan A prank, mischief.

Sialoquent Spitting while speaking.

Skedaddle To hurry somewhere.

Skullduggery No good, underhanded dealing.

Slangwhanger A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.

Smellfungus A perpetual pessimist.

Snickersnee A long knife.

Snollygoster A person who can’t be trusted.

Snool A servile person.

Tatterdemalion A child in rags.

Troglodyte Someone or something that lives in a cave.

Turdiform Having the form of a lark.

Unremacadamized Having not been repaved with macadam.

Vomitory An exit or outlet.

Wabbit Exhausted, tired, worn out.

Widdershins In a contrary or counterclockwise direction.

Yahoo A rube, a country bumpkin.