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Report Anonymous Fri 13 Mar 2015 13:54:31 No.38673032 Report

>Be Imperial Fist

>chilling with a bro in our fortress

>Dorn visited us once, praised our fortifications

>Told us that we should fortify it even more, just in case the two of us ever had to hold off the entire Black Crusade

>I'm not one to doubt my Primarch, but I'm pretty sure he didn't like me

>He wasn't even paying attention to anything we said, like he hated being here

>He spent the entire time building miniature fortifications around himself

>The entire time

>The kitchen area is now entirely inaccessible

>Never even made eye contact

>Pretty sure I heard him mumble something along the lines of "gay as fuck"

>I knew Brother Donivus's haircut was strange, but that's a little uncalled for

>Too tired to continue fortifications, just staring at the communications screen

>Brother Donivus is asleep in the corner

>suddenly the screen flashes too life

>a traitor is one the screen, big and ugly as hell

>He says some shit about our chapter being a failure and all servant of some false shit being shitty

>Says some shit about Dorn being dead

>Donivus is awake, now

>"What the fucks going on, who is this fag?"

>He repeats the thing about our Primarch being dead, I think he was trying to be poetic or something

>So I call him out, "Prove it fag"

>He steps aside, there's a few chucklefucks standing around a dead body, desecrating it

>It does kind of look like Dorn, but I turn to my bro

>He's giving me the same look

>I look back at the fucktards on the screen

>He was still laughing at one of his own jokes or some shit when I interrupted him

>"That ain't Dorn."

>The look on his face, priceless

>"Wha- No. This is YOUR Primarch."

>Bro chimes in, "Yeah, nah."

>"I don't see a single fortification around his body."

>He starts sputtering

>Calls us fools and tells us he's going to destroy our chapter or some shit

>I take the inspiration words of our primarch and call him gay as fuck

>Cut off communications

>Brother Donivus goes back to sleep

>I decide to stare at the wall for a while