I think we can all agree that an unkempt scruff of manly facial hair is a sure sign that the owner of said facial hair is in league with dark powers.

Clearly is stands to reason that the more hair one has, the more one’s soul is indebted to darkness….. Am’right? You know I’m right.

As I age I seem to be gradually losing hair where I want hair and rapidly gaining hair where no hair should be. What does this mean. Am I getting better as a person?…. worse?

Or is it as I suspect, as my hair follicles gradually migrate about my elderly frame I am merely changing my allegiance from on dark entity to another. Which dark elder god is associated with ear and nose hair?

Because that’s the one that I’m apparently going to be serving from now on.