I don’t know if you’re familiar with The Hunger Games – a vision of a reasonably pleasant sounding future where adolescents like Jennifer Lawrence, instead of loitering at bus stops and skateboarding, are made to compete in bloodsports for the benefit of a watching audience. The first film came out a couple of years back, and we are on the cusp of the sequel (it’s based on a trilogy of novels, so anticipate the final film being split up and delivered in 9 separate 3 hour instalments).

If you ever find yourself stuck in a similar position, your first priority should of course be establishing a suitable gameplan. Team up with whoever you like, but never trust a prawn.