Roku Survival

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Have you been thinking about ditching cable? Get a Roku and try is out! The worst case is that you're set back a few bucks, and the --

Wait, no, that's not the worst case. The worst case is that you entangle yourself in the cables while setting it up, rendering yourself immobile and entombing yourself in your own rec room.

No, that's not the worst case. The worst case is that you entangle yourself in the cables while setting it up, and as you fall you knock a glass of water over right next to your face, so you slowly dessicate with a puddle of water but a tongue's-length away.

No, that's not the worst case -- you know what, just buy the Roku and hope for the best

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