HOBO: Billy, I can't accept this paper. It's all written in text speak.

BILLY: Didn't you tell us language evolves?



BILLY: And didn't you say English may be unrecognizable to us in 1,000 years the same way Old English is to us today?

HOBO: Excellent point.



BILLY: So my text speak is fine?

HOBO: I'll just do a grade correction in 1,000 years.



