Old Hughsbro was hopping around

Dwarven district like a big playground

When suddenly Kukky burst from the shade

And hit Hughsbro with a Cookie Grenade

Hughsbro got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Xen

Who proceeded to open up a can of Xen Fu

When Yoyoew came out of the blue

And he started beating up Xenomorphan

Then they both got flattened by the Cookie mobile

But before it could make it back to the Cookiecave

Fitzdepl popped out of his cave

And took an AK47 out from under his hat

And blew Kukky away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because minecraft1087 came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Hughsbro took a bite out of Minecraft

Like Rob took a bite out of crime

And then Xen came back covered in a tire track

But Foebone jumped out and landed on his back

And Kukky was injured, and trying to get steady

When Fitzdepl came back with a machete

But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Ghureg took him out with his whip

Then he saw Hughsbro sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Kukky stole it and he shot and he missed

And Foebone deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault

While Fitzdepl tried to pole vault

Onto Minecraft1087, but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by the Old Mans Death Stare, oooh

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Dwarves sang out in immaculate chorus

Down from the heavens descended Brine of Emeralds

Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Ghuregs

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

As Kukky changed back into Some random dwarf

But Brine saw through his clever disguise

And he crushed Kukky's head in between his thighs

Then Bleron and Fireyshockblade and

Mbokn and the Dwarven Shrines blue knight

Peity and Jamhalo and

One eye and Ash the wolf

Slanderous, Oldman Toby, Aetho, and Alex

Krolltuk, BatmanInMc, every single Penguin

BHjr and Impscorner

Andrew, Baricuda, Tamwin, and Bionicslime

All came out of no where lightning fast

and they kicked Brine of Emeralds in his traitor ass

It was the bloodiest battle the district ever saw

With Dong Dank looking on total awe

And the fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mikeanator in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

This is the Ultimate Showdown...