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Okapis We’ve had lions, tigers and leopards. Can we make okapi print happen now?

Pierrot clowns On the moodboard for AW19. Extreme ruffles are go. Face tears optional.

The Shipping Forecast Read by Zebedee Soanes at Anya Hindmarch’s LFW show. New bedtime treat.

Marc Jacobs leaves a vape trail. Photograph: Getty Images

Churros vape Marc Jacobs’ favoured flavour. It’s one way to get that sugar hit.

Official Clubkids And More Instagram account collecting images of 90s party monsters. Follow to find your next night-time lewk.

Pink Back, but only with a go-big-or-go-home attitude. See Tracee Ellis Roy on the Emmys red carpet.

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Applying deodorant on public transport Not OK, people. Not OK.

Lower-case typeface Only CAPS LOCK is acceptable on Insta now.

Wearing five trends at once A no-no, says chief digital influencer Lil Miquela.

Fishy business. Photograph: Getty Images

Fish suppers For their recent campaign with Harry Styles, Gucci made the fish and chip shop a fashion thing. Now they’re in an Italian 16th-century villa with piglets. Do keep up.

Washing your hair Instead, go for a hair scrub. They promise to stretch the time needed between washes because healthy scalp = healthy hair. That adds up to a lie-in for you.