Posted February 27, 2019 at 7:08 pm

Ashley: "No, see, it's all part of the testing process and..."

Sarah: "Have you ever listened to a director try to defend the artistic merit of a clearly gratuitous scene in a movie?"

Ashley: "...Um..."

Sarah: "I have. That's you right now."

That's right, Sarah! Unlike me, who had good reasons for everything in this story in which nothing was gratuitous.