by Beth Christian

as told to Martin Catilian

Some say that, as a parent, Beth Christian was less than perfect.

Some say that as a moralist, she left something to be desired.

But everyone agrees that she knew how to take the Bible's advice -- very, very literally

All True Bible Stories for Children is a record of Biblical lessons, passed from Beth Christian to her daughter. Atheists may find them humorous, some Christians may find them confusing, but it is devoutly hoped that all will find enlightenment therein.

Contents

Introduction

Genesis

Exodus

Leviticus

Numbers

Deuteronomy

Joshua

Judges

For Beth's more scholarly (sic.) work, please visit The Bible Annotated.

Warning

Unedited Bible stories are not appropriate for all children.

Parental discretion is advised.