If you're the type who thinks borders are a thing, then you've probably been labelled a goose-stepping racist douchelord, along with many other slurs, by a leftist at some point. According to those lefties, you're a giant minority-hating meanypants who locks miniature Hispanic people in dog kennels.

On the other hand, when protesting a black law enforcement officer, it's perfectly a-okay to call him the N-word. No, not "ninnymuggins," the other one:

A-ha! Now, we see the true nature of the left. The dark skin-hating true nature. That explains the eye holes in their pillowcases.

So, according to these lefties, racial slurs are only a bad thing when you aren't a Karl Marx fangirl. If, however, you're a card-carrying leftist turd-burglar with a melanin-rich target in your sights, feel free to fire away with the epithets. Break out the N-word. Maybe smash his windshield with a watermelon for good measure. Anything goes.

This is the hypocrisy of the left. They slap the label of "racist butt-dumpling" onto every conservative they meet. Everyone else's language has to be heavily policed, lest we offend brown people. Even accidentally. Yet, leftists are the first to pull verboten slurs from their hiney-holes. So much for "tolerance."

Speaking of that:

NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON BOTH ITUNES HERE AND SOUNDCLOUD HERE.