The Ten Most Bad Ass Jesuses

By Dustin Rowles | Lists | October 29, 2009 |

10. Leon Craig, Jerry Springer: The Opera

9. Tristan Bell, Zombie Jesus

8. Chris Pontius, TV the Movie (at 1:46)

7. Willem Dafoe, The Last Temptation of Christ

6. Matt Stone, “The Spirit of Christmas”

5. Jack Black, Prop 8: The Musical

4. Phil Caracas, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

3. Steve Coogan, Hamlet 2

2. Justin Theroux, The Ten

1. John Turturro, The Big Lebowski

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