Nachos, as many of us are already aware, are an essential part of human life. Not only do they provide wholesome energy for our bodies, but they are also one of the most healthy foods on the planet according to scientists everywhere. In fact, years of research has recently been conducted to provide evidence that without nachos, human beings could potentially go extinct. That is why it is absolutely imperative that the BCMHS leadership team provides nachos for the worthy scholars of Buckingham Charter who will be attending the 2017 Winter Ball.

On the contrary, we're not requesting just any kind of nachos. We're talking some Villa Corona shit. Give us some Favela's ass shit up in here. Drench that shit in guacamole. Smother that shit in spicy nacho cheese. Make them chips soggy.

With this extraordinarily generous and guacified donation, leadership will not only end world hunger and save the human race, but they will also allow us to have a bomb ass Winter Ball, compared to Buckingham standards anyways.

Please sign this petition and spread awareness. Give the Winter Ball attendees what they need.