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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN OPEN-CARRY PATRIOT AND A DERANGED KILLER If a person enters the public space you are occupying, with enough firepower to obliterate every person in sight, how are you to know whether he/ she is a Second Amendment proponent who is publicly demonstrating support for Open Carry laws, or a killer intent on shooting you? Follow these simple and helpful hints! OREO A. Note the brand of cookies this person is going to purchase - it is a sardonic comment on the race of the President. You are in the calming presence of a political satirist and gun enthusiast. B. There is no sardonic product purchase here. You have O.8 seconds to get yourself to safety before hundreds of rounds of flesh-ripping ammo fill the air. A. Observe the self-satisfied smile of righteous activism and law-abiding protest. This is a patriot making an Open Carry statement. B. Here we see the deranged smile of a psychologically damaged maniac. If you aren't sure of the difference, take a few steps toward the gunman for a better look. A. This is a pathologically narcissistic miscreant who has the sole objective of instilling terror and creating havoc in response to his own feelings of rage and powerlessness. B. Note the border around this figure - you are looking into a full-length mirror at yourself, one of the Good Guys! Open fire on that nut, A, and get him before he gets you!