

As requested by anon. :)



Ichigo: …



Ichigo: …



Ichigo: Whelp. That’s it. My life is over.



Ichigo: Time to grow a mustache, change my identity, and move to Europe.



Karin: Don’t you think you’re overreacting just a little, Ichigo?



Yuzu: Yeah! Dad has always been super embarrassing!



Ichigo: Here is the page where he models swimwear.



Karin: …I’ll take care of the fake passports.



Yuzu: …I’ll go pack.



Ichigo: I’m glad you both understand.



Matsumoto: Wow! Our old captain sure looks good!



Hitsugaya: Matsumoto, please stop trying to show me pictures of our captain with his abs oiled. It makes me uncomfortable.



Matsumoto: Ooooh, there’s a calendar! That’ll look great in our office!



Hitsugaya: MATSUMOTO PLEASE



Orihime: [staring at magazine]



Tatsuki: You’re thinking about how good Ichigo is gonna look when he gets older, aren’t you?



Orihime: N-NO!



Nanao: So…the WSRA should definitely do a “former members of the Gotei-13″ shoot, right?



Hinamori: I think we have an obligation to do so!



Ryuken: I once thought it was bad that Isshin decided to become a medical professional.



Ryuken: Clearly I should have counted my blessings back then.



Komamura: I find it comforting, Iba, that humans clearly find very hairy men sexy.



Komamura: I wonder if I could be a model.



Iba: You definitely could!



Rukia: I bet Ichigo is taking this pretty hard.



Renji: What, just because his dad is now a sex symbol?



Rukia: Maybe we should go and make sure he’s okay.



Rukia: Or we could do that AFTER we mail Ichigo some of these photos of his dad that I’ve added adorable bunny ears to!



Renji: Now you’re talking!



Ichigo: …



Ichigo: I wonder if other teens have it this rough.