Our favourite man, Mr Mike Goldberg, was recently and unjustly released from contract from his commentary role within the UFC.

We, the undersigned, petition that Mr Goldberg be legally required to use his personal twitter account to tweet a number of his most famous catchphrases before, during, and after UFC main events.

These include, but are not limited to:

"Here. We. Go." - at random points during the broadcast

"It is all over... Just like that," - at the end of every fight, even on decisions and NC's

"Everything else is almost identical," - even when it's not

"This fight is bought to you by Bud Lite," - even when its bought to you by Metro PCS

"Arianny," - regardless of which ring girl is actually on screen at the time





This is of utmost importance to, not only martial arts fans around the world, but also to the very culture of sports on which so many global industries thrive.