Here’s a fun thought experiment from the folks over at The Daily Caller. Now, we’ve already seen Beto O’Rourke pass the hat for gas money, get his minivan stuck, and change a flat tire — all perfect metaphors for his campaign reboot — but what if O’Rourke pulled up next to you in his campaign minivan and announced he was your Uber driver? (Hey, he might for real once he finally drops out of this race.)

You call an Uber and this guy shows up. What’s the first thing you say? pic.twitter.com/4qki6UInJD — Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) September 24, 2019

"I'll walk." — Erik Rush (@erikrush) September 24, 2019

Let me out — Chip Del Vecchio (@modelchip) September 24, 2019

Let me out — Luis M (@luisiii23) September 24, 2019

No wait…let me out Francis. #MAGA — Luis M (@luisiii23) September 24, 2019

How have you be an Uber driver with your criminal record on file? #justsaying — SamTheWriter (@samuelwconnelly) September 24, 2019

TAXI!! — Tommy Duggan (@ValleyPatriot) September 24, 2019

Book it and soak the $10 cancel fee — Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 24, 2019

0 stars — Clint (@DinoKelly70507) September 24, 2019

"I want another driver. One with more than 0% approval thank you." — George Bentley Undocumented Blue Checkmark (@Geobent) September 24, 2019

It depends on which state you’re in, but it’s very possible your driver does have a 0 percent rating.

I'm carrying. — chris o anderson (@chrisoanderson2) September 24, 2019

Get me to the nearest gun store…pronto — PaTRioT 1 (@NeilPag79095724) September 24, 2019

Take me to the nearest place I can buy some assault weapons. — Ⓜ??? (@Order_of_mango) September 24, 2019

Why is a furry picking me up? — Damian (@Ariasdmn) September 24, 2019

Glad I brought my lint roller — Katrina B Haydon? (@katrinabhaydon) September 24, 2019

Omigod, are you fur-real? — Jim Antle (@jimantle) September 24, 2019

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Sasse." — Small Metal Owl (@SmallMetalOwl) September 24, 2019

Good one.

Beto, I see your future — bas1563 (@bas1563) September 24, 2019

Glad to see you found your true calling! — John Westra #VR #AR #Innovation (@John_Westra) September 24, 2019

In President Trump's winning economy, even Beto can find a job after 2 failed attempts for office. Jobs Jobs Jobs. Thank you President Trump. — Rick (@mahalorich) September 24, 2019

Got a beer for me? — Hayden Erickson ? (@hbErickson) September 24, 2019

It won’t be long before O’Rourke’s driving an Uber and Bill de Blasio is cleaning people’s gutters.

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