We have all these other stupid rusty golden guns but we simply haven't gotten a golden fluid yet.

we all now and then want to shower in a hot salty bath of gold right? this is why we need the australium jarate.

I know we have the golden SMG but that's not enough what about the people of the jarate??? what about us he lives and prays for the holy jarate of the sky every single day huh?

Vote now to make a change! Valve will hear us If we stand together we can make it.

ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN ONE!