Game Week: Miami (2014)

Oh hell yes, Miami week.

I know it’s not Good Ole’ Miami. And so far as we know it’s not necessarily Good Ole’ Nebraska. It’s more like Good… No Wait… Oh God…Hey… That’s Not Bad… We’ll Take It Nebraska. But still, watching the N and the U square off on opposite sides of the line of scrimmage will remind me of the ‘94 title game. It’ll also remind me of the '01 title game, because being a Husker fan means never letting yourself be fully happy.

Still, I’ll take this shit over Fresno State. What was that? I mean, we got the result we wanted but nobody enjoyed the process and it took way too long - in short, a real handjob of a football game.

This week in the Tunnel, the staff prepares to win their first actual game of the year. Lots of people want to help. Nobody really does. Follow TWOS on Twitter for more fun, and if you see a Miami fan this weekend make sure you just kidding they have no fans.