American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson kicks off next Tuesday on FX, and, as a result, many of the real-life personalities of that mid-90s media circus are coming out to comment on the show. Kim Kardashian—who appears in the show as a young girl—tweeted that she was watching an advance screener of an episode with her mom, Kris, who is played on the show by Selma Blair. In a bit of TV programming synergy, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Faye Resnick (played by Connie Britton), is currently feuding on-air with Kathryn Edwards about, what else, O.J. Simpson. But currently the best commentary by far has come from Kato Kaelin, the beloved blond wannabe actor and key witness in the Simpson trial.

For those unaware of his cultural significance in the 90s, the luxuriously haired Kaelin was staying in a guest house on the Simpson property on the night Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman were murdered. Kaelin’s signature look and laid-back, surfer-dude demeanor instantly made him a hit with those fascinated by the trial. David Spade mockingly portrayed him on S.N.L., and Kaelin’s notoriety landed him a role in the first-ever MadTV sketch and a cameo on Mr. Show with Bob and David.

Now Kato is back and has gone over the episode with a fine-tooth comb to bring some glaring errors to light. Here, in his own words for the New York Daily News, are the very important facts The People v. O.J. Simpson got wrong:

Counting the Detectives : “[The People v. O.J. Simpson] showed three detectives knocking at my door when there were in fact four. The episode also showed me walking the detectives out back, where the infamous bloody glove was found, but that never happened. I only told them I heard a loud thump coming from my back wall, which I dismissed as an earthquake.”

His Eating Habits : “ Billy Magnussen , who portrays me, is eating a hamburger and O.J. asked about his love for burgers, which hints to an alibi. In real life, I stopped eating red meat in 1983. Perhaps a small detail to some of you, but it makes me wonder if they can't get the facts right, how much creative license will the series take on other parts of the story that can't be corroborated.”

The Way He Ran : “I had the chance to see a scene in which Magnussen goes jogging by the beach with a friend and basks in the attention of women in his new-found fame, only to be insulted by a passerby . . . I was an avid runner in those days-10 miles a day, but always alone, it was my escape. What they got right-I did receive a lot of attention and not all of it was good. The notoriety had its highs and lows.”

Where the Limo Was Parked “The program shows the limo driver waiting on the curb to take OJ to the airport [on the night of the murders], with the driver loading luggage. The car was actually in the driveway and I was there talking to the driver. An important part of my testimony included how O.J. told me not to touch a bag that I had tried to help load. A bag that to this day, has never been found.”

O.K., I admit that last one does at least sound a little intriguing. Where is that bag? And what was in it? We may or may not find out when The People v. O.J. Simpson airs next month. But we do know that the circus is back in town.