Oh god it's bad.

It's very, very bad. The dialogue is garbage, forced, clunky, awkward. I've always hated the "tell, don't show" rule (which it uses for everything), the soundtrack is vomit, and the characters are goddamn idiots that don't know how to solve their own problems.

Besides all these obvious problems, this is not a good movie. It's a two-dimensional view of the internet, saying that everyone is a victim and a bully and such. The protagonist (or, at least, I think the protagonist) is a raging hypocrite. She's bullied online, but she's a total bitch in person. Oh my god! Someone says something bad online! It's the end of the world as we know it!

You can find out the entire backstory of the movie in the first two minutes. Girl has birthday. Girl's dad walked out on her. Girl gets computer. Girl signs up for a website. Hilarity ensues. Boom! Best movie ever! If you hate this movie you're dumb! What a joke. Everyone in this movie is an immature caricature that barely knows how to function, the actors barely are able to pass as teenagers, and it feels like I'm watching a 90-minute joke.

The soundtrack genuinely pissed me off. Because of how bad it is, I opened up Spotify, shuffled my music, then listened to Marilyn Manson, Goo Goo Dolls, Periphery, and I forget a lot of the other artists I listened to. It made it a little more tolerable, but not by much. It's still garbage and I can still barely hear the soundtrack despite how loud the music I had was playing. It's all canned pop that are supposed to convey emotion, but I couldn't help but laugh my ass off because it's all that; canned.

Every conflict in this movie never lasts more than a few minutes. Every scene feels so schizophrenic and disjointed, all having a few-minute long conflict that sorts itself out in a few minutes. Every few scenes or so, the characters all of the sudden shift out of character for literally no reason. Plot convenience? Probably. Of all of the things for plot convenience, out-of-character is a huge no-no.

Half of the movie doesn't even make sense. Because of how far separated everything is and how awkward and clunky it moves and feels, all of the plot points feel like they should be in a series of few-minute-long vignettes that I would accidentally stumble onto YouTube. Why is this 90 minutes? Did whoever direct this haphazardly duct tape all of the various conflicts together and sell it as a movie?

...But this movie is hilarious. I haven't laughed this hard at a bad movie since The Room. Just everyone's actions and how big of idiots they are makes it hilarious. All they talk about is Clicksters (sic?) as though that was made the world go 'round. Their dialogue crashes into each other and the varying actors can look like they honestly care less.

My final rating is a 1/5. Do not watch this unless you're a militant mom that despises the internet and everything it stands for. Or you're looking for a bad movie you want to laugh at. Grab some popcorn, get a soda, have some friends, and laugh.