I have a theory.

Hold with me. It’s getting rather late at night, and I’m a little…well, drugged. I accidentally bought drowsy Claritin instead of non-drowsy, so I’m feeling a little bit high and loopy. In any case, I have figured out a key scam of society.

Birth control pills, IUDs, Plan B, and even abortions – are dirt cheap. Hell, they’re practically free. These are drugs and procedures that decrease, and prevent, fertility.

However, if we flip the script around, processes like freezing eggs, surrogate mothers, and in vitro fertilization cost a small fortune.

Coincidence? I-U-D.

It’s Unlikely, Dude.

To prove my point, we must look no further than simple propaganda. Look at how much the government, parents, and society as a whole encourage birth control. Of course, young girls are pushed to take these pregnancy measures even more seriously, when, coincidentally (NOT) they are actually the most fertile they will ever be in their lives. They are encouraged to suppress what biology truly wants, and jump on the cock carousel.

Meanwhile, as the wall looms closer, the ability to be fertile drops considerably. And when this time comes, in comes modern medicine to save the day, with a million different methods to get pregnant that only cost the price of tuition to send two of the little buggers to an Ivy League school.

What a brilliant con.

The medical fields pass out birth control like Halloween candy, effectively reducing a woman’s ability to reproduce under her own accord. They manipulate a woman by selling her the good life of a partying throughout her twenties, and even into her earlythirties. Once she hits that though, doctors use a woman’s very own biology against her – to sell her what is essentially a service.

If you think about it, it’s hardly different than someone hiring a lawyer to argue their case for them. Women are instead hiring doctors to argue against their own biology, and these doctors are happy to laugh their way to the bank.

You see, we vastly underestimate doctors as businessmen. We think that because they took hundreds of classes, and spent years of their lives training, that they’re simple pawns we can play; that they’re out of their element as soon as you take the surgical knife out of their hand. What this proves though, is that reproductive doctors are cunning. They paid attention in Economics 101, while teen girls were too busy being passed out free packets of birth control in sex ed.

You see, with the way society sells life to young women, they want to terminate their eggs. They want to avoid pregnancy at all costs, especially during their most fertile years. To end up with a child are that point would rob the pour souls of lifelong experiences. Therefore, there is a demand for a product that will prevent pregnancy. The medical sectors and the government supply exactly that in the forms of the aforementioned drugs and procedures. It is easy for them to keep the market at an equilibrium, because these methods are cheap to manufacturer.

However, among women aged 30-35+, there is a high demand for pregnancy itself. So, who helps with that?

Once again, the exact same people who supply it.

(You would think there would be some sort of law against this. I’m an engineer, and I’m not allowed to design products that will force someone to buy a different product ten years down the road that is infinitely more expensive. It’s illegal.)

The only difference between the supply this time is that the service (getting pregnant) is very limited, expensive, and effectively monopolized. Who knows how much fertility enhancement really costs, but it doesn’t matter. The price that the buyers are willing to pay will dictate the market. And women, desperate and hell-bent on having a little rug-rat, are more than happy to drive the price sky-high.

You know how 20% of the people have 80% of the wealth?

I think it’s safe to say that reproductive doctors fall in that 20%:

Description Reproductive specialists are physicians who specialize in obstetrics and gynecology and have particular training in the area of fertility. They are familiar with complex problems related to reproduction and develop methods to help patients conceive successfully. Reproductive specialists help patients understand the various factors that influence fertility, specifically genetic factors. They advise treatment options that can help improve the chances of conceiving a child. They also oversee nontraditional conception procedures like in vitro fertilization. Salary Information A typical Salary Range for this career is $269,000 – $366,000 annually. The Median Income for this career is about $326,000 annually.

Really, who can blame the doctors for simply taking advantage of the system? Some might say that it’s not fair for them to use biologically as a profit, but they’re clearly proving intellectual superiority over society as a whole. I’ll even go as far to say as it’s not the fault of young women – what chance do they have against the propaganda mafia?

Sadly, ThisIsTrouble has spoken the truth, again. The answer is none. But, you should always raw dog.

Reproductive doctors will continue laughing to the bank, while post-wall women will continue sobbing in distress over not being able to bear a child.

What a cruel world we live in.

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