SCP-1024

Item #: SCP-1024

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1024 is kept up in a secure locker at Reliquary Containment Joint-76, under standard Level 3 Bibliomorphic Containment Conditions fo' realz. Access ta SCP-1024 is prohibited without level 3 authorization. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Personnel assigned ta researchin SCP-1024 have standin authorization fo' access yo, but must inform they Project Leader before accessin SCP-1024 n' must log all activitizzle related ta its use.

Description: SCP-1024 be a modified Dungeons n' Dragons Basic boxed set, published ca. 1981, up in nearly freshly smoked up condition, consistin of a rulebook, a module (a pre-printed adventure), a cold-ass lil catalog, a set of dice, n' a cold-ass lil crayon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. Although SCP-1024 superficially resemblez a standard box set sold all up in tha time, tha rulebook n' module have had they pages removed n' replaced wit sheetz of vellum n' bound rockin platinum staples. Da pages is filled wit diagrams n' text freestyled up in Classical Latin rockin red ink, n' tha books smell faintly of sulfur. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Together, tha two books provide basic shiznit wit which one can, wit sufficient study n' practice, invoke a variety of low-power anomalous effects.

Da rulebook (designated SCP-1024-01) is sixty-four pages long n' gotz nuff general shiznit regardin invokin these effects, includin tha typez of material ta be used (and why), how tha fuck ta chizzle n' prepare a location fo' invokin these effects, how tha fuck ta prepare tha self beforehand, n' steps ta take up in case suttin' goes wrong. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SCP-1024-01 do not include procedures fo' invokin any specific effect, however.

Da module (designated SCP-1024-02) is thirty-two pages long n' gotz nuff step-by-step instructions fo' invokin a variety of effects, based on shiznit found up in SCP-1024-01 fo' realz. Anomalous effects dat done been successfully invoked rockin procedures found up in SCP-1024-02 include:

Creatin a protectizzle circle (SCP-1024-01 notes dat invokin dis circle is recommended before struttin any other process)

Changin superficial traits on a object, like fuckin its color or roughness

Changin tha ambient temperature slightly (generally by no mo' than 5°C)

Repairin minor damage a object has sustained

Healin minor fuck-ups

Causin a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short-lived tactile effect on another person, like fuckin a itch or a tickle

Readin tha surface thoughtz of another thug fo' brief periods

Causin a lil' small-ass animal (no larger than a mouse) ta spontaneously appear

Da books imply dat stronger effects can be invoked rockin shiznit dat can be found up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different, more advanced set of books. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat no such volumes have yet been found.

Da remainin componentz of SCP-1024 (the catalog, dice, crayon, n' box) do not step tha fuck up ta have any anomalous properties.