Perhaps to celebrate the French national holiday, Groupon's deal of the day in Paris this morning is... a breast augmentation.

"New! Finally treat yourself to the chest of your dreams for 2,499 euros instead of 5,430 in a private plastic surgery clinic; pay in two installments," the copy beckons. (In Europe, Groupon's famously whimsical style is nowhere to be found.)

That's 54% off. Three people have already bought the deal!

Today Is NOT Bastille Day →