I was given 10, count them, TEN! METRIC TONS OF RED SWEDISH FISH... listens to in-ear monitor what's that? it's actually only ten kilograms of Swedish Fish? ...oh, about half that? 10 pounds of fish, eh?

WELL, I DON'T CARE. As far as I'm concerned I have 10 gigaparsecs of Swedish Fish!!

According to my calculations, if you stacked the fish end to end, they'd be taller than the Niagra Falls and as tall as the Leaning Tower of Piza!!!!

Show my work? ok - http://swedishfish.com/products.html#red - this cites that each fish is approximately 2.1g in weight. 10 lbs == 4536 grams == 2160 fish Assuming each fish is an inch long, that would mean the fish-spire would be - 180 feet == 54.86 meters

Thank you so much, gifter!!! I will eat enough of these to give me diabeetus (I don't want diabetes, there's no fun in that.)

Edit - Later, I received an equally large bag of Candy corn! crazy! It's been tough, but among myself, my fiancee, and my friends, we've nearly been able to finish them all!