On Saturday we offered up the 10 things we hate about Collingwood.

Port fans got around it, and then we thought we'd let Collingwood know directly before the game.

They bit back...

We figured we got them hook, line and sinker, but then things got a little more personal...

Collingwood? Rubbing prison bars in our faces? We'll take your gentle punch to the ribs and raise you a 1992 Port Adelaide premiership player!

The Woods had this one to fire back...

But we reckon we trumped them with a final barb. Two-time Port premiership player-turned-Power interchange stewart Paul 'Rizza' Rizonico.

Just look how happy he is!

@CollingwoodFC And thx for sending us guys like Russ Johnston & our mate Paul Rizonico. Helped us win a few more s! pic.twitter.com/xF6cWjfFPi — Port Adelaide FC (@PAFC) June 5, 2016

So we think we won that one (and obviously, the game too)

But we also had Age journo Emma Quayle throw a spanner in the works, pointing out the leads in '10 Things I Hate About You' got together...

@CollingwoodFC @PAFC didn't those two on the movie poster end up together in the the end? — Emma Quayle (@emmasq) June 5, 2016

Sorry Emma, that's one sick fantasy we're just not that into. You funny.