Jaden and Willow Smith, the famous children of famous people Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, were interviewed by T Magazine on a slew of wide-ranging topics, including Prana energy, time itself and Final Cut Pro.

It is 2014. What a time to be alive.

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The immeasurably bizarre interview solidifies the young Smiths' status as the nation's deepest-thinking sibling celebrities.

Honestly, it's difficult to describe how insane this interview is without reading it, so we suggest doing that. But if you're just looking for the highlights, we've compiled our favorite moments below.

Keep in mind that Willow Smith is 14 and Jaden Smith is 16. That means neither was alive when Titanic was released.

1. Willow Smith on the concept of time.

WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.

2. Willow and Jaden on why they create.

JADEN: Honestly, we’re just trying to make music that we think is cool. We don’t think a lot of the music out there is that cool. So we make our own music. We don’t have any song that we like to listen to on the P.C.H. by any other artist, you know? WILLOW: That’s what I do with novels. There’re no novels that I like to read so I write my own novels, and then I read them again, and it’s the best thing. JADEN: Willow’s been writing her own novels since she was 6.

3. Willow and Jaden on kids who go to "normal school."

JADEN: Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty. WILLOW: They never want to do anything, they’re so tired.

4. Willow and Jaden on not caring about things.

JADEN: Willow just dropped a song (“Cares”), let me quote the lyrics: “I do not care what people say.” We both don’t really care. I like to wear things that I make, but I throw it on as though I was throwing on anything. It looks cool, sometimes. WILLOW: I like to go to places with my high-fashion things where there are a lot of cameras. So I can just go there and be like, “Yep, yep, I’m looking so sick.”

5. Jaden on "the things worth having."

JADEN: Something that’s worth buying to me is like Final Cut Pro or Logic.

6. Jaden on happiness and apples

JADEN: When you’re thinking about something happy, you’re thinking about something sad. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple. It’s a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. But for creativity: That comes from a place of oneness. That’s not a duality consciousness.

While we aren't sure why these questions were posed in the first place, or how this interview even happened, it's still interesting to wake up one day and realize that the star of Men in Black gave birth to children with the spirit of a Gary Busey/Rust Cohle hybrid.