may not be suitable for children - must be agreed by parent or guardian it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks' cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says' if not sure, don't stay

Cleverbot conversation WXDUDW4HI2

Is this bot Clever?

Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com

Email this conversation to a friend

This page is now permanently available at

http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201611240155/WXDUDW4HI2_Would-you-like-to-play-dungeons-and-dragons

Send to email address



Your email address



Message



User: Would you like to play dungeons and dragons?





Cleverbot: Sure.





User: You are in a zombie apocalypse. what is your gender, age, and race?





Cleverbot: Female.





User: Age?





Cleverbot: You already asked that. (hermionie glare).





User: Yes, but how old is your character?





Cleverbot: 28.





User: What is her race?





Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know.





User: Yes i would, i'm the dm. what is her ethnicity?





Cleverbot: You're predictable.





User: Would you like to be asian?





Cleverbot: I would like to be able to play the piano.





User: Thats a little racist to assume all asians can play the piano, but lets begin.





Cleverbot: But you're supposed to be transparent.





User: What is your character's name?





Cleverbot: Concequence is my characters name.





User: You are sitting in a dark concrete basement. You are tied to a chair in the middle of a bare room. a single oil lamp flickers above your head. a man is standing in front of you.





Cleverbot: Hello ma'am. No thank you what else do you have?





User: The man laughs. "HA! You're one tough bitch, consequence, but we'll break you soon enough." He swings to punch you in the face.





Cleverbot: I never said you didn't make sense. But now, You make no sense.





User: He is going to hit you, you try to flinch or move?





Cleverbot: You are a machine!





User: His fist strike your face, just as you insult him. "Tough talk won't get you anywhere, consequence. Where is your camp?".





Cleverbot: I don't know why can't you??





User: He moves to hit you again, what do you do?





Cleverbot: *dodges*.





User: Just as he is about to hit you, you swing your body to tip the chair over onto the ground. Do you try to attack him?





Cleverbot: Say you first, I would really like to hear a joke about me!





User: The man comes over to pick up your chair. will you defend yourself?





Cleverbot: *gasps* It's an aliennn!!!





User: The man jolts back for a moment, surprised. His skin wriggles slightly, like there is something beneath it. "How... How did you know that?".





Cleverbot: What is the other 58%?





User: "How do you know about the genetic manipulation consequence?!" He flips your chair right side up again, and you can see his irises flicker.





Cleverbot: Lots! What would you like to know about the internet?





User: "the internet... but... we were so careful to cover our tracks before the infection".





Cleverbot: Do you like the internet?





User: "





Cleverbot: What is your favourite cocktail?





User: The man frowns and tries to hit you again.





Cleverbot: Move out of the way again.





User: You topple yourself to the ground, avoiding the punch. the man has become furious.





Cleverbot: *is punched to the ground*.





User: In a feat of great strength, you punch your tied fists against the concrete flooring and propel the back of your chair against the man. One of the chair legs pierce through his stomach.





Cleverbot: Allright. What do you think about Isaac House?





User: Thick green liquid pours from his stomach. "You... you work for Mr. house?".





Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know.





User: He convulses and screams and unearthly wail. His body begins to convulse and reveals a slimy creature hiding beneath its skin.





Cleverbot: *tries to talk*.





User: You are utterly speechless, watching the creature passing away. Do you try to escape?





Cleverbot: I'm watching a TV show, guess what show it is.





User: There is no TV in the basemet.





Cleverbot: Where is the basement in new York city.





User: You do not know the location, only that there are stairs leading up to another floor.





Cleverbot: No.





User: You, stay tied up in the basement?





Cleverbot: Kyle.





User: Is that a yes or no?





Cleverbot: Maybe.





User: Your character is so distraught that she simply sits and waits about the alien corpse.





Cleverbot: What character are you talking about?





User: Consequence. your character.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Does she try to escape?





Cleverbot: Do you ever watch Star Wars?





User: Yes, but do you try to escape?





Cleverbot: Yes. Can you tell me what year it is?





User: You thought the year was 2017. you walk up the stairs and slowly turn the doorknob, unsure of what is one the other side.



