So, I get off work at 6:30 pm, rush to the bar to catch my friends that are playing a live webcast, end up at another bar where I run into two exes and one crackhead. I'm pretty much having one of those FML nights, so I storm home and find waiting for me..... A PACKAGE! from CANADA! and it is BOOK SHAPED!! So I try to gather my wits (because natural two exes and crackhead made me slam a few in before I came home) and I tear into the package. It reveals an awesomely wrapped bendy thingy, the wrapping paper says Merry Christmas, in 3 languages or so?, I think it's English, spanish, and French but don't trust me right now. There is also a lovely little note, that is a penguin! Yay! It's my power animal here to tell me to Slide!!! I now rip open the package, a little worried because I am quite an avid reader - though such a bibliophile I do have multiple copies of books I love the most. I find in there a copy of 'Me Talk Pretty One Day' by David Sedaris! Score!! A book I have on my to buy and read list and haven't yet! I love the other David Sedaris I have (barrel fever, naked, dress your family in corduroy and denim) so I'm super stoked. I heart Amy Sedaris too! Thank you sooooo much Bruno Tremblay! I can't think of the reddit name right now, but I'll add that later with some pics and apologize for my grammar and spelling errors. Oh! there was also a business card and the invite to visit Vancouver anytime. Seriously awesome gift for me, almost as good as PBR and whiskey! almost! Okay I live in Texas and it's under 70 so I have to go crawl under my blankets now.