Larissa Riquelme is the lingerie model from Paraguay whose tits made her the World Cups brightest star, and she famously said she’d run naked through the streets if Paraguay won the Cup.

The bad news is that Paraguay lost to Spain on Saturday. The good news is Larissa understands the healing powers of hot girls with huge breasts, and so yesterday she said she’s gonna do it anyway.

“It will be a present to all of the players, and for all the people in Paraguay to enjoy, because they tried as hard as possible and gave it their all on the field.”

Even though I’d rather see more of this Argentinian girl who emailed pictures of her amazing naked ass, and even though Larissa has been naked before (pictures here), this is still terrific news. Latin girls are so hot. They have really pretty skin, and they usually have long hair and big tits and according to porn most of them do anal, but I’m scared to date them because they’re all insane.

It’s not that I think she’d kill me, but I think she would know people that would kill me, probably her brother. And then we’d have a fight about something dumb like a movie and she’d go tell him that I raped her. 10 minutes she’d have calmed down and forgotten about the whole thing, but that’s 5 minutes after what the cops would later describe as an “explosion of gunfire”.