A Redditor made something completely gruesome for you. Here, flip through this slideshow and behold all the visual heresies:

All are perfectly detestable, but I’d like to highlight just a specific few from the group above before we avert our eyes, with a comment on each:

UGH

BLEAURGH

HALLLP

Ha ha, this one is good.

Previously, a similar monster created entire uniforms in this same vein.

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College football mascots ranked by weight