Like all of America, I saw the blockbuster film CATS! And now, I want to see it as it was meant to be seen... Without CGI. I'm asking for a Directors Cut of the film, and I'll literally pay anything to see a copy of the movie CATS before the CGI was added.

Imagine a bunch of Oscar and Grammy winning actors and performers with tennis balls glued to their green gimp suits, prowling around on all fours, while director, Tom Hooper, is yelling "Yeah, like that... But MORE like a cat!"

I know it's a lot to ask, but times are hard in America right now. FRIENDS is leaving Netflix, the McRib is still more elusive than Carmen San Diego, and people are still complaining about the Government putting Mexicans in cages. Pffffftw WTF?!? If the Government puts Mexicans in cages it's a controversy, but when the UFC puts Mexicans in cages it's a Pay Per View Event! I DON'T GET IT!!!!

Anyway, Let's all watch revered actors contemplate how they will fire their agents while they paw at faces on paper plates, glued to broom sticks.