OK, shred your commendations. Hide you “Humanitarian” cards. Give your special bronze, silver and gold Valley hard hats to the nearest construction site. Send your Infinity Club leather jackets to the Salvation Army.

Valley has a NEW status symbol.

You don’t want to be caught not keep up with the Joneses (Cartwrights?) and have an OLD status symbol do you?

Of course not. Those hard hats are so April. And the jackets are positively last year.

It’s time for you to get yourself a “Legend Pin” which you can proudly display alongside your numerous IAS pins.

No self-respecting Valley KoolAid drinker would be seen dead without a “V Legend” pin on their lapel. It is the ultimate in status among the KoolAid set (at least until next week…)

And just to make sure you really get the message, here is a new email showing off the grammatical and spelling skills of the “OT” committee. Guess they are unfamiliar with the plural or feminine form of “hero” (heroes and heroines).

12 years after the strategy was announced, the ideal org that is home to the largest number of scientologists on earth remains a hopeful vision to be seen from surfers riding the waves to shore in unison. Valley Org is nowhere near the beach…

The OT Committee of the Valley. Hopeless romantics. Or just hopeless?