



Pinellas County, Florida





On May 19, 2013, 47-year-old restaurant server Lisa Buckley arrived home from work at 4:17 PM. She then went about reinforcing a food industry stereotype about veteran waitresses (demonstrated by the Naomi character from the movie ' Waiting ') by picking a violent fight with one of her neighbors.





According to a police report, the altercation began with Lisa throwing various items all over her residence. She then reached for something that as an Atlanta Falcons fan would have scared the hell out of me: A New Orleans Saints-themed garden gnome





Lisa then proceeded to strike the man on the head with the NFL licensed lawn ornament, causing him to bleed out of his left ear









"WHO DAT gonna get a concussion, ya #$%&ing punk?!"









After realizing that she had crossed a line (and that the police who were on their way would be enforcing a lot more than the Travelocity guarantee), Lisa fled the scene.





The next day, however, the previously aggressive/violent waitress sent her gnoming victim a barrage of text messages begging him not to press charges . Unfortunately for her, the man she had attacked was (probably) a Tampay Bay Bucs fan.

















The Pinellas County police d epartment missed a real

opportunity by not including the gnome in her mugshot .











