me my first time playing this game: them "you're not strong enough." me: well I better go get stronger. me this time: them: "you're not strong enough" me: ... FIGHT ME.

also second-time:

Malor: help me regain my power, fallen one.

me: no. with no respect whatsoever, I'm going to collect no gems at all, so you can't use me as a pawn for destroying my world. so, as I said, with no respect at all, go die. or rather, wait here for I will kill you myself.

also, I thought the legendary climber's dialogue was going to be an arrow to the knee joke.