Alright, seriously, I went to the wrong school. Yesterday I reported that a girl showed up to an ASU Halloween party completely naked, save for her heels. Turns out that girl might have been a stripper, according to several readers. Regardless, that’s just excellent.

Today TFM received another picture of a naked girl at ASU, this one taking a leisurely stroll with an Arizona State student. Again, she is totally naked, except for the heels. I spoke with the person who submitted the photo, wondering if this was the same party, and if the lady in question was a professional rhythmic disrober (that’s how you say “stripper” on a résumé), like the first girl supposedly had been.

Reader: Not really sure to be honest if they were strippers (I wasn’t exactly in the right state of mind to say). Bacon: Was it the same party as the one we wrote about yesterday? Reader: No It was not. Different party

Two different parties, two different naked chicks, this one possibly a student. Considering they’re walking off and did God knows what, this kid might want to take a gander at his checking account balance. That should be a good indication of whether or not she was a stripper.

Here’s the picture:

Please, sweet baby Jesus, let this become a trend.

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