A chap called Matthew Hankins has rewritten the lyrics of Pulp’s Common People to reflect the interesting times we live in and it’s just perfect.

Once you’ve read it once, do it again but sing along this time. It’s a hit.

He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge

He studied Classics at Balliol College

That's why I

Caught his eye pic.twitter.com/lbQMlXOyOd — Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018

2.

He told me that his dad was loaded

I said “I wish I’d known that before I voted”

He said “Fine”

And in thirty years’ time

He said pic.twitter.com/50G4qGcAdc — Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018

3.

“I want the votes of gammon people

I want to do whatever gammon people do

I want to sleep with gammmon people

I want to sleep with gammon people like you” pic.twitter.com/SAnQbxZ8fu — Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018

4.

Well, what else could I do?

I voted to leave the EU pic.twitter.com/y41YaIP7UA — Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018

5.

He took me out of the Single Market

I don’t know why but he had to start it

Somewhere

So he started there pic.twitter.com/l66H4CEFLp — Matthew Hankins #FBPE (@mc_hankins) May 15, 2018

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