This submission comes to me from a friend. It’s a very long-winded chatlog, but his mark is such an interesting character it’s all worth reading. Can you believe people are this dumb? I can’t.

I’M BACK!

So I got back from a long dry spell the recently with some awesome marks, pulling in my month’s plex in a single two-hour session after yesterday’s dinner. And I had this great long post written up about it, detailing my methods and strategies and thoughts about how to extract more cash from a mark. And you’re not going to see it for a while, because after today’s dinner, I got a random convo in Rens.

It went a bit long, so there’s a TL;DR at the end. I’ll publish commentary on this case in my next post.

[2013.09.02 02:26:40 ] Isk Doubler > Hey

[ 2013.09.02 02:26:43 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :o hey

[ 2013.09.02 02:26:54 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > may i ask question for isk thing?

[ 2013.09.02 02:26:58 ] Isk Doubler > Go ahead

[ 2013.09.02 02:27:08 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > What is time frame for repayment? :o

[ 2013.09.02 02:27:23 ] Isk Doubler > Whenever I’m next online, probably.

[ 2013.09.02 02:27:28 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :o

[ 2013.09.02 02:27:37 ] Isk Doubler > I honor deposits made while I’m offline, but it might be a few hours.

[ 2013.09.02 02:27:48 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > oki :o

[ 2013.09.02 02:27:51 ] Isk Doubler > Usually less than 10-30 minutes if I’m online, though.

[ 2013.09.02 02:27:57 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :o!

[ 2013.09.02 02:28:02 ] Isk Doubler > (And about ten seconds if I’m talking to you.)

[ 2013.09.02 02:28:07 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > !

[ 2013.09.02 02:28:23 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > may i make try at risk?

[ 2013.09.02 02:28:27 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > (sorry poor english)

[ 2013.09.02 02:28:44 ] Isk Doubler > Of course.

[ 2013.09.02 02:29:09 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > 1) Only multiples of 1M isk will be accepted. That mean only: 1m 10m 100m ? Or: 1m 2m 3m?

[ 2013.09.02 02:29:25 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Again, apology for bad english D:

[ 2013.09.02 02:29:29 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > 日本

[ 2013.09.02 02:29:31 ] Isk Doubler > Anything that ends with 000,000

[ 2013.09.02 02:29:52 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > so if i give: 10,000,000 (10m) then you accept?

[ 2013.09.02 02:29:57 ] Isk Doubler > So if you send 10,423,119, you get nothing back. If you send 10M exacty, you get 20M back.

[ 2013.09.02 02:30:06 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i see :o

[ 2013.09.02 02:30:10 ] Isk Doubler > Yeah. If you get every other rule right.

[ 2013.09.02 02:30:16 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > and in reason, i put: Risk = isk?

[ 2013.09.02 02:30:23 ] Isk Doubler > Yep

[ 2013.09.02 02:30:44 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > is it trick: Case sensative/ has to be quoted? :o

[ 2013.09.02 02:30:49 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > or just any: risk = isk?

[ 2013.09.02 02:31:05 ] Isk Doubler > Case sensetive, quoted.

[ 2013.09.02 02:31:13 ] Isk Doubler > Though the quotes don’t actually matter much.

[ 2013.09.02 02:31:14 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > “RISK = ISK" Yes?

[ 2013.09.02 02:31:17 ] Isk Doubler > Correct.

[ 2013.09.02 02:31:26 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > you see it? :o

[ 2013.09.02 02:31:42 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > >!<

[ 2013.09.02 02:31:44 ] Isk Doubler > You see that? :D

[ 2013.09.02 02:31:45 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > you are kind

[ 2013.09.02 02:32:01 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > May i add you as contact? :D

[ 2013.09.02 02:32:12 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > you am awesome ^^

[ 2013.09.02 02:32:19 ] Isk Doubler > Sure, go ahead.

[ 2013.09.02 02:32:27 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :D thank ^^ありがとう

>>Warning: boring section begins here. <<

[ 2013.09.02 02:33:10 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > so people who not read pay for everyone else? :3/

[ 2013.09.02 02:33:43 ] Isk Doubler > Well, sometimes. A lot of days, I actually end up down a few hundred million from this, but I usually make a couple billion just trading when I can be bothered to, so that’s not a problem.

[ 2013.09.02 02:33:55 ] Isk Doubler > I don’t lose enough to care, basically.

[ 2013.09.02 02:34:30 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :O

[ 2013.09.02 02:34:55 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > you are very nice person ^^

[ 2013.09.02 02:35:38 ] Isk Doubler > Conditionally nice. There’s been people who’ve given me the majority of their wallets with empty description boxes and lost all their networth for it. I have little sympathy.

[ 2013.09.02 02:35:52 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > D:

[ 2013.09.02 02:36:18 ] Isk Doubler > Yeah.

[ 2013.09.02 02:36:35 ] Isk Doubler > Anyway, you get three plays a day and can come back every day; don’t forget to throw me a thumbs-up in local, too. :)

[ 2013.09.02 02:36:51 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I tell friend about you ^^

[ 2013.09.02 02:36:59 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Also

[ 2013.09.02 02:37:02 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > you say this is alt

[ 2013.09.02 02:37:04 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > ?

[ 2013.09.02 02:37:21 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > do you run missions on main account? since i do missions if you are interested :3

[ 2013.09.02 02:39:37 ] Isk Doubler > No, I do station trading.

[ 2013.09.02 02:39:46 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :o oki >< sorry

[ 2013.09.02 02:39:51 ] Isk Doubler > Sometimes a side of region trading if I’m bored, or stocking markets in null.

[ 2013.09.02 02:40:20 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i own a wormhole system :o and we do soem fleet ops there . but i have never been to low sec :D

[ 2013.09.02 02:40:22 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 02:40:24 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > only null and wh

[ 2013.09.02 02:40:42 ] Isk Doubler > Never delved too deep into wormholes.

[ 2013.09.02 02:41:18 ] Isk Doubler > But nullsec markets can be really good, if you can actually get freighters into them. 20% markups, often more. It’s a tricky business, though, because nullsec alliances own stations and they’re set so only allies can dock there.

[ 2013.09.02 02:42:14 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :c

[ 2013.09.02 02:43:18 ] Isk Doubler > Yeah. Like I say… Tricky.

[ 2013.09.02 02:43:34 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i wish you all the luck when you next go there

[ 2013.09.02 02:44:06 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > btw, i have cool pic of when i lost my navy apoc :o Kill: Watarigarasu Kawamura (Apocalypse Navy Issue) and picture: http://i.imgur.com/bXJDAVM.jpg?1

[ 2013.09.02 02:44:12 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i lost over 1bn

[ 2013.09.02 02:44:13 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :c

[ 2013.09.02 02:44:18 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > but you see why

[ 2013.09.02 02:44:24 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i was scrammed with a ton of enemies D:

[ 2013.09.02 02:44:27 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > so pretty light show

[ 2013.09.02 02:44:29 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > and i died

[ 2013.09.02 02:46:04 ] Isk Doubler > Shoot at someone in highsec, did you? :p

[ 2013.09.02 02:46:17 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > nay D:

[ 2013.09.02 02:46:19 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > was mission

[ 2013.09.02 02:46:20 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :c

[ 2013.09.02 02:46:37 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > there was enemy warp scrambler (Frigate) that i coudlnt shoot

[ 2013.09.02 02:46:42 ] Isk Doubler > Oh. Still, that sucks. I hope most of your cash wasn’t tied down in that thing.

[ 2013.09.02 02:46:42 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > and then, power neuting

[ 2013.09.02 02:46:54 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > well, i have since recovrered kinda

[ 2013.09.02 02:46:57 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > at the time, it was

[ 2013.09.02 02:47:24 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I now own a mach and a vindi xD since i stopped wastin money

[ 2013.09.02 02:48:14 ] Isk Doubler > That’s good.

[ 2013.09.02 02:49:31 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > your isk service was also at perfect time for me actually ^^’ there is a friend i have.. and i REALLY like her >.> but i’m not a lesbein XD so i’m basically, giving her some isk ^^’; and so, you provided the last bit :D so i can now give her 350…

[ 2013.09.02 02:49:43 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > but, she will probably smash my dreams and make me take it all back

[ 2013.09.02 02:49:44 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 02:49:46 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :c

[ 2013.09.02 02:50:13 ] Isk Doubler > Just tell her to keep it until she has twice as much, then pay back the original.

[ 2013.09.02 02:50:27 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > she wont :c

[ 2013.09.02 02:50:28 ] Isk Doubler > She doesn’t have to ‘take’ your money… Just borrow it and use it to make money faster.

[ 2013.09.02 02:50:51 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > she declined my offer of: "here, take my mach and my vindicator, do soem missions and earn money FASTER than using your drake" D:

[ 2013.09.02 02:51:26 ] Isk Doubler > She just won’t accept gifts? :|

[ 2013.09.02 02:51:52 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [02:05:31] pembs > wow thank you i really could not accept that offer i be affraid of getting ganked or soething, but thak you very very much for the offer

[ 2013.09.02 02:51:56 ] Isk Doubler > Or maybe she doesn’t want to take something that’s special to you/that she thinks you need.

[ 2013.09.02 02:52:03 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i shortened her name to keep anonymaty

[ 2013.09.02 02:52:05 ] Isk Doubler > Yeah. She doesn’t want to lose your prize.

[ 2013.09.02 02:52:17 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [02:06:46] Watarigarasu Kawamura > what if it was a gift to you? :o

[ 2013.09.02 02:52:20 ] Isk Doubler > Get a second one of each? :p

[ 2013.09.02 02:52:34 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [02:09:04] pembs > thank you hun, i just dont wanna soud like i am scrounging etc

[ 2013.09.02 02:53:50 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > ehm yeah, sorry

[ 2013.09.02 02:53:51 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > >!<

[ 2013.09.02 02:54:09 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I feel i’m annoying you slightly ^^’

[ 2013.09.02 02:54:12 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i can shutup if you wish

[ 2013.09.02 02:54:16 ] Isk Doubler > No, not at all.

[ 2013.09.02 02:54:31 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > do you use STEAM? or play anything else?

[ 2013.09.02 02:54:32 ] Isk Doubler > (You’re actually pretty cool, and there’s not a lot of people who talk to me much after putting down a deposit.)

[ 2013.09.02 02:54:39 ] Isk Doubler > TF2, some other stuff? Not too much anymore.

[ 2013.09.02 02:54:40 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :o

[ 2013.09.02 02:55:02 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > your an awesome person D: i dont see why people wouldnt wanna talk :c

[ 2013.09.02 02:55:22 ] Isk Doubler > I don’t think about it too much.

[ 2013.09.02 02:55:41 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :o

[ 2013.09.02 02:55:48 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > well, here is a pic of my cat stopping me playing EVE

[ 2013.09.02 02:55:49 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > http://i.imgur.com/Wgvj60b.jpg?1

[ 2013.09.02 02:56:07 ] Isk Doubler > :)

[ 2013.09.02 02:56:30 ] Isk Doubler > My cat doesn’t sit on keyboards very often, for which I am grateful.

[ 2013.09.02 02:56:46 ] Isk Doubler > (She is very fat and would probably start playing with the cables.)

[ 2013.09.02 02:57:12 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i think my cat might have a problem though

[ 2013.09.02 02:57:18 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > see if you can spot it

[ 2013.09.02 02:57:23 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > http://i.imgur.com/wAnd0JE.jpg?1

[ 2013.09.02 02:57:35 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > its in both pics

[ 2013.09.02 02:57:42 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > and i have one more if you cant gues it :P

[ 2013.09.02 02:57:53 ] Isk Doubler > Looks completely evil?

[ 2013.09.02 02:57:57 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > http://i.imgur.com/7RQ4LIC.jpg

[ 2013.09.02 02:58:04 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :D

[ 2013.09.02 02:58:07 ] Isk Doubler > Yikes. 0.0

[ 2013.09.02 02:58:24 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > that pic is un-edited :D

[ 2013.09.02 02:58:25 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:01 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > she scared the shit outta me though

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:03 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > D:

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:05 ] Isk Doubler > Eye distortions on cats are so funny; they almost always look entirely appropriate.

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:05 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > when i took that

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:11 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :D

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:17 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > it was at long range, with flash

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:26 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > so, the eyes were the only thing to light up

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:27 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :d

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:30 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:33 ] Isk Doubler > My own cat gets the same thing. We’ll take pictures of her out on the porch or under a bed, and she’ll have glowing demon eyes.

[ 2013.09.02 02:59:42 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :D

[ 2013.09.02 03:00:01 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > ooh, and here is a Stupidly high def pic of my cat

[ 2013.09.02 03:00:02 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > http://i.imgur.com/b1FU2q7.jpg

[ 2013.09.02 03:00:07 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > guess what i used to take that picture? :D

[ 2013.09.02 03:00:16 ] Isk Doubler > :)

[ 2013.09.02 03:00:18 ] Isk Doubler > Not sure.

[ 2013.09.02 03:00:23 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > (you earn 5m free if you guess right first time) :D

[ 2013.09.02 03:00:54 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :P

[ 2013.09.02 03:00:58 ] Isk Doubler > Hmmm… Can’t be an iDevice, could it? Shouldn’t be high-res enough. Might involve a high-resolution camera of some kind.

[ 2013.09.02 03:01:13 ] Isk Doubler > But I’m not really a camera buff, so I can’t really guess.

[ 2013.09.02 03:01:27 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > is that your answer? :3? decent camera? or I-device?

[ 2013.09.02 03:01:39 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > (decent = big SLR camera?)

[ 2013.09.02 03:01:41 ] Isk Doubler > I’m gonna go with a very good camera.

[ 2013.09.02 03:01:44 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > oki :D

[ 2013.09.02 03:01:47 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I used my phone :d

[ 2013.09.02 03:01:49 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > XD

[ 2013.09.02 03:01:56 ] Isk Doubler > You have a pretty good phone camera.

[ 2013.09.02 03:02:02 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :D Sony

[ 2013.09.02 03:02:14 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Sony Xperia T ^^

[ 2013.09.02 03:02:18 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > 13mp camera :O

[ 2013.09.02 03:02:59 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Sorry ^^' I take pride in sony being my country’s major brand

[ 2013.09.02 03:03:00 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 03:03:03 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > 日本語！

[ 2013.09.02 03:03:05 ] Isk Doubler > Sweet. I’ve been looking into a new phone; how do the rest of the features hold up?

[ 2013.09.02 03:03:15 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I really like it actually :P

[ 2013.09.02 03:03:22 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Works very well with other sony devices.

[ 2013.09.02 03:04:28 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > only thing i would say is: screen uses alot of battery, phone call volume is quiet (my phone could be broken though) and i had small issue with 1 or 2 small things being not very well explained. other than that, its great

[ 2013.09.02 03:05:15 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Aww D: 4 hours, and i am needing to be at a enrollment ceremony for cellege :c

[ 2013.09.02 03:05:22 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > college*

[ 2013.09.02 03:05:23 ] Isk Doubler > All right. Do you need to leave now?

[ 2013.09.02 03:05:34 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Well, soon.

[ 2013.09.02 03:05:37 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > not just yet

[ 2013.09.02 03:05:38 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > but soon

[ 2013.09.02 03:05:39 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :s

[ 2013.09.02 03:05:45 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i can give you my steam if you want

[ 2013.09.02 03:05:52 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > http://steamcommunity.com/id/Watarigarasu/

[ 2013.09.02 03:06:10 ] Isk Doubler > Also, congratulations - college was the best years of my life.

[ 2013.09.02 03:06:26 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > ^^' its akward situation for me

[ 2013.09.02 03:06:32 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > since, illness plagues me

[ 2013.09.02 03:06:36 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > and has stopped me sitting any exams

[ 2013.09.02 03:06:50 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > my school kicked me out before i could sit the exams >.>

[ 2013.09.02 03:06:59 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > illness apparently is acceptable reason to kick people

[ 2013.09.02 03:07:32 ] Isk Doubler > Damn, that sucks.

[ 2013.09.02 03:07:44 ] Isk Doubler > Still, don’t stress it; the real value is in what you got out of the classes, not the exam grade.

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:00 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD that doesnt bode well for me then :P

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:06 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > classes were an issue kinda

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:07 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:11 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > lotas allergies

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:17 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > meaning i cant get to lessons

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:26 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > and other illness and things

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:36 ] Isk Doubler > That really sucks. There’s nothing the doctors can do for you?

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:43 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > not really at the moment :c

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:51 ] Isk Doubler > :(

[ 2013.09.02 03:08:54 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > since, its hard to explain:

[ 2013.09.02 03:09:22 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Stress isnt the CAUSE, but it IS a trigger (stress CAN set off my allergies, but ISNT the reason i have allergies)

[ 2013.09.02 03:10:29 ] Isk Doubler > Yeah, I know what you’re talking about. Not allergic problems for me, but stress can trigger other issues, which in turn can mess me up pretty badly.

[ 2013.09.02 03:11:26 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I also have a really stupid allergy >.>

[ 2013.09.02 03:11:29 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > heat angiodamea

[ 2013.09.02 03:11:29 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :c

[ 2013.09.02 03:11:31 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > meaning:

[ 2013.09.02 03:11:52 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > if i get too warm (which i am always too warn, thanks to a gene defect) i cannot breathe

[ 2013.09.02 03:11:57 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > so, no warm food, drinks, showers

[ 2013.09.02 03:12:01 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > no hot weather

[ 2013.09.02 03:12:30 ] Isk Doubler > Christ, that must be difficult.

[ 2013.09.02 03:12:38 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > it is :c

>>Boring section ends here<<



If you’re just rejoining us, pembs is Watari’s poor friend who doesn’t want to accept valuable gifts from Watari, but Watari would like to help her out.

[ 2013.09.02 03:12:54 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [03:10:40] pembs > yeap i sold everything i had to get this months account, up and running but now i am am back in game i will do my best to make isk again

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:00 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [03:10:51] Watarigarasu Kawamura > you shoudl have way more than enough

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:05 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [03:12:08] pembs > OMG!!!!!!!!1

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:12 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [03:12:25] pembs > THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH FOR THE ISK

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:12 ] Isk Doubler > :)

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:13 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:22 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I covert donated 350m

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:23 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :3

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:30 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > she didnt even notice :D

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:31 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:42 ] Isk Doubler > Heh.

[ 2013.09.02 03:13:58 ] Isk Doubler > (She still needs to get out of the Drake, though, or you’ll be back in the same place next month.)

[ 2013.09.02 03:14:39 ] Isk Doubler > (Non-optimized missions are a bad way to earn money for much of anything. Actually, I’d recommend looking into incursions if you can fit the ships properly.)

[ 2013.09.02 03:14:42 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I’m working on that

[ 2013.09.02 03:14:55 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > she sold her incursion mach

[ 2013.09.02 03:14:56 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :c

[ 2013.09.02 03:15:05 ] Isk Doubler > Ouch.

[ 2013.09.02 03:15:06 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > pisses me off that i coudlnt afford to stop her doing it

[ 2013.09.02 03:15:06 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > ><

[ 2013.09.02 03:15:24 ] Isk Doubler > Listen, I know you have to leave soon, but I’d like to help her out.

[ 2013.09.02 03:15:39 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :o

[ 2013.09.02 03:15:44 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > you shouldnt D:

[ 2013.09.02 03:15:52 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > You dont even know her :c <3

[ 2013.09.02 03:16:22 ] Isk Doubler > I kind of know you, and that’s enough. I’ve got tons of cash, I should do this more often.

[ 2013.09.02 03:16:47 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > what were you thinking of doing? :o

[ 2013.09.02 03:16:59 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I’m used ot giving away aLL my isk anyway XD

[ 2013.09.02 03:17:07 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i’d feel bad if you gave away isk too :c

[ 2013.09.02 03:17:09 ] Isk Doubler > Well, I’m open to suggestions if you have ideas, but it seems to me she needs a new incursioning ship.

[ 2013.09.02 03:17:52 ] Isk Doubler > You have one, but she won’t take it because it’s your only one and she’s afraid of losing it.

[ 2013.09.02 03:18:04 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > well, its not even an incursion fit really D:

[ 2013.09.02 03:18:06 ] Isk Doubler > (Actually, two unique ones, but same reasoning.)

[ 2013.09.02 03:18:08 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Raujika

[ 2013.09.02 03:18:25 ] Isk Doubler > Could probably be refit relatively easily.

[ 2013.09.02 03:18:30 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > yeah

[ 2013.09.02 03:18:31 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > ^^’

[ 2013.09.02 03:19:17 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > even for saying things like that, you are very very kind person :o

[ 2013.09.02 03:19:18 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > <3

[ 2013.09.02 03:19:36 ] Isk Doubler > Anyway. My figuring is, you need another one of those. And, well, I seem to be remarkably well-placed to help with that.

[ 2013.09.02 03:20:56 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > your too kind ;_;

[ 2013.09.02 03:21:01 ] Isk Doubler > (If you’re short on time, go to your college festival; I’ll be back in the morning.)

[ 2013.09.02 03:21:32 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i have another 20 minutes atleast :o

[ 2013.09.02 03:21:46 ] Isk Doubler > All right. Is she going to be online for a while?

[ 2013.09.02 03:22:01 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i think so, lemme check :o

[ 2013.09.02 03:22:18 ] Isk Doubler > Shouldn’t really matter.

[ 2013.09.02 03:22:31 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > >!< i still feel bad about this for some reason :c i like helping people, but i feel bad if I cant be the one helping

[ 2013.09.02 03:22:56 ] Isk Doubler > You could give her the new ship, say you just 'got’ or 'won’ it somewhere?

[ 2013.09.02 03:23:37 ] Isk Doubler > This is a tiny fraction of my networth, it’s not going to seriously cost me.

[ 2013.09.02 03:23:55 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i’m trying to test the water: if i could get you an incursion ship, and you didnt have to pay me back, woudl you accept it kinda thing :s

[ 2013.09.02 03:24:45 ] Isk Doubler > Yeah. Or I could contract it to her directly and you could deny involvement. Dunno if she’d buy it.

[ 2013.09.02 03:25:03 ] Isk Doubler > The point is, it’s a duplicate ship that you’re not attached to and don’t need, and she could really use it, so she should definitely take it.

[ 2013.09.02 03:25:44 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > damn XD she asked me the fatal question: [03:25:20] pembs > ok how much isk you got and how many ships?

[ 2013.09.02 03:25:47 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i have no isk :D

[ 2013.09.02 03:25:49 ] Isk Doubler > Hmm

[ 2013.09.02 03:25:51 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > and 7 ships

[ 2013.09.02 03:25:52 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 03:26:08 ] Isk Doubler > All else fails, tell her the ship’s from a depressed rich guy who likes to feel better about himself when he helps out other players.

[ 2013.09.02 03:26:26 ] Isk Doubler > Low, but not technically untrue, and giving the impression that she needs to keep it or I’ll feel bad. :p

[ 2013.09.02 03:26:36 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > XD wow, swap guy for girl, and rich for poor, and tha sounds like me

[ 2013.09.02 03:27:49 ] Isk Doubler > Yeah, I know.

[ 2013.09.02 03:29:16 ] Isk Doubler > I’ve been out of therapy for a couple of years; I just learned to ignore the darkness when it shows up. Doesn’t bother me anymore.

[ 2013.09.02 03:29:30 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :s i could learn from you

[ 2013.09.02 03:29:34 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > <3

[ 2013.09.02 03:30:08 ] Isk Doubler > I’m not sure, really. It’s not something anyone ever taught me, probably nothing they ever could teach me. I just… Don’t let myself get depressed anymore.

[ 2013.09.02 03:30:45 ] Isk Doubler > *Shrug*

[ 2013.09.02 03:31:04 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > >!<

[ 2013.09.02 03:31:09 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > sorry

[ 2013.09.02 03:31:10 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > ^^’;

[ 2013.09.02 03:31:48 ] Isk Doubler > Hmm? No, no offense at all; it’s my strategy for dealing with my problems. I

[ 2013.09.02 03:31:55 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > its ok

[ 2013.09.02 03:31:57 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i understant

[ 2013.09.02 03:32:06 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [03:31:37] pembs > my mach i had i sold a long lime ago this was the fit i regret selling it but had no choice [Machariel] LFSF let it go for well under the asking price

[ 2013.09.02 03:32:08 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Machariel

[ 2013.09.02 03:32:09 ] Isk Doubler > I’d give out advice about it more often, if I had more to say. It’s just, "Don’t feel bad” is pretty shitty advice on how to not feel bad.

[ 2013.09.02 03:32:25 ] Isk Doubler > Hrm, yeah, that’s quite a nice fit.

[ 2013.09.02 03:32:44 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i feel kinda terrible letting oyu do this >.>

[ 2013.09.02 03:32:58 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > ^^’;

[ 2013.09.02 03:33:21 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > but as i said, i’m the type of person who would rather give everything i had, before i let someone else give anything needlessly XD

[ 2013.09.02 03:33:26 ] Isk Doubler > Don’t. I don’t normally double ships or whatever, but it’s not like it costs me a lot. And it’ll mean a lot to her.

[ 2013.09.02 03:33:29 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > needlessly in quotes

[ 2013.09.02 03:33:50 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > your such an awesome person D:

[ 2013.09.02 03:34:54 ] Isk Doubler > Sure. :p

[ 2013.09.02 03:35:27 ] Isk Doubler > All right, if you want me to, I’ll double one of your incursion ships for her. If it happens to come with all-new faction and deadspace mods, just pretend you had them lying around somewhere.

[ 2013.09.02 03:35:46 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :O!

[ 2013.09.02 03:35:58 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > words cannot… your so awesome

[ 2013.09.02 03:36:01 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > >!!!!<

[ 2013.09.02 03:36:18 ] Isk Doubler > It’s no trouble, really.

[ 2013.09.02 03:37:02 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > >!!!!!< thats even more awesome that you say kind thigns like this

[ 2013.09.02 03:37:09 ] Isk Doubler > Bio rules are updated.

[ 2013.09.02 03:37:24 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :o

[ 2013.09.02 03:37:52 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i think i need to wait for the change?

[ 2013.09.02 03:38:07 ] Isk Doubler > I’m already reading it.

[ 2013.09.02 03:38:21 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :o

[ 2013.09.02 03:38:32 ] Isk Doubler > Should be there, as the new special payout.

[ 2013.09.02 03:38:54 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i think japan is lagging behind? :s

[ 2013.09.02 03:39:17 ] Isk Doubler > Dunno. Maybe give it a minute?

[ 2013.09.02 03:39:21 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i shall :o

[ 2013.09.02 03:39:22 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > <3 ><

[ 2013.09.02 03:39:45 ] Isk Doubler > Although you’ve only got about two left.

[ 2013.09.02 03:39:52 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > yeah :c

[ 2013.09.02 03:40:03 ] Isk Doubler > All right, copypaste time.THE PAYOUTS10 - 50M: Double!51 - 100M: Double plus 10M!101 - 150M: Triple!Special: send a ship, get two identical ships back!

[ 2013.09.02 03:40:13 ] Isk Doubler > Since bios are slow and terrible things.

[ 2013.09.02 03:40:29 ] Isk Doubler > (Wonder if anyone else is going to pick up on this while it’s sitting in my bio? Doubtful.)

[ 2013.09.02 03:40:30 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > My ship is in lustrevik

[ 2013.09.02 03:40:52 ] Isk Doubler > New one’ll be in Jita. Old one will be back in lustrevik. (Although I can put the new one there, if you want.)

[ 2013.09.02 03:41:10 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > she is in caldari space, so maybe its best for jita?

[ 2013.09.02 03:41:27 ] Isk Doubler > Sure.

[ 2013.09.02 03:41:34 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > <3 you are so awesome

[ 2013.09.02 03:41:39 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I’m almost tearing up ^^’

[ 2013.09.02 03:42:07 ] Isk Doubler > :)

[ 2013.09.02 03:42:48 ] Isk Doubler > So, whenever you’re ready.

[ 2013.09.02 03:42:53 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > oki ^^’

[ 2013.09.02 03:42:58 ] Isk Doubler > Will take a few minutes to piece together the new fit.

[ 2013.09.02 03:43:04 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > will it be with the rules?

[ 2013.09.02 03:43:16 ] Isk Doubler > Yeah. Just put “Risk = Isk” in the contract description.

[ 2013.09.02 03:43:37 ] Isk Doubler > Although I won’t keep the ship if you don’t. I mean, I’m already changing the rules for this, so wth.

[ 2013.09.02 03:43:56 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [Multiple Items] (Item Exchange)

[ 2013.09.02 03:43:58 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > <3

[ 2013.09.02 03:44:17 ] Isk Doubler > All right. Want me to double the Vindi also?

[ 2013.09.02 03:44:35 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > you would do that?!?!!?

[ 2013.09.02 03:44:39 ] Isk Doubler > Sure, why not? :p

[ 2013.09.02 03:44:46 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > sadly, the vindi has no real fitting >!<

[ 2013.09.02 03:45:12 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > but if you still want to double it :O

[ 2013.09.02 03:45:18 ] Isk Doubler > Sure.

[ 2013.09.02 03:45:27 ] Isk Doubler > Rule 4 just won’t apply to this one.

[ 2013.09.02 03:45:57 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > [Multiple Items] (Item Exchange)

[ 2013.09.02 03:46:03 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > do i get to be your sex slave too? XD

[ 2013.09.02 03:46:05 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > Sorry ^^’;

[ 2013.09.02 03:46:38 ] Isk Doubler > Sorry, no. :p

[ 2013.09.02 03:46:42 ] Isk Doubler > All right. Anything else?

[ 2013.09.02 03:46:46 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xD

[ 2013.09.02 03:46:59 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i dont think anything else

[ 2013.09.02 03:47:06 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > also, sorry about that comment that slipped out

[ 2013.09.02 03:47:07 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > xd

[ 2013.09.02 03:47:08 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > ^^’;

[ 2013.09.02 03:47:11 ] Isk Doubler > It’s fine.

[ 2013.09.02 03:47:23 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > you probalby guessed that im submissive XD

[ 2013.09.02 03:47:23 ] Isk Doubler > All right, you’ve got to head to college. I’ll get working on the fittings for these.

[ 2013.09.02 03:47:32 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > we speak later? <3

[ 2013.09.02 03:48:01 ] Isk Doubler > Sure.

[ 2013.09.02 03:48:04 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > :D

[ 2013.09.02 03:48:08 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > I cant thank you enough

[ 2013.09.02 03:48:09 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > >!<

[ 2013.09.02 03:48:26 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > i see you later ^^

[ 2013.09.02 03:48:27 ] Watarigarasu Kawamura > <3

[ 2013.09.02 03:48:54 ] Isk Doubler > You too. Good luck at college!

TL;DR: WTS T2 rigged Mach & Vindi, Lustrevik 7-7. PM my Reddit account (/u/Fencing_Alt) with offers. Also, your 50M minimum deposit bot is really not very good.