Plus you look like an oldschool video game character!

This the Pixelhead mask by designer Martin Backes. It has the pixelated image of a face printed on it so all the Big Brother cameras in England can't identify you. Unfortunately, you'll still be pretty easy to identify as "that f***ing idiot in the pixel face mask". Way to stick out like a sore thumb. Me? I stick out like an awkward boner. Martin is actually releasing a limited edition of the masks for a staggering €150 (~$185), so it's definitely cheaper to just cut eye holes in a grocery bag. That's what all my ex-lovers made me do. :(

Hit the jump for a couple more shots.

Thanks to Ketzel, who stays anonymous the sexy way: dressing like a lady. I do too sometimes!