A local man whose life has been turned upside-down over the last few months has been making the best of things with what he’s got.

The 47 year old man, who prefers to remain anonymous, has recently separated from his wife, and has lost access to his home, his children and his pet dog.

The man has revealed that while his wife has taken some very important things of his, he had managed to retain his most valuable possession.

“Susan took some pretty big things from me,” the man revealed. “She took the kids, the dog, and kicked me out of the house. That’s kind of a bummer I guess, but I managed to get my Nintendo Switch, and that’s all I care about.”

The man, who has been living out of his 1985 Toyota Corolla, spends most of his time playing The Witcher 3 and Skyrim on the Switch.

“I’m so thankful I managed to grab the car charger,” the man said. “I had to go back while Susan was out shopping. The kids were super excited to see me but I didn’t have time to chat, as my battery was running low.”

“Hopefully the kids don’t tell Susan that I popped over, as I have a 50m restraining order,” the man continued. “Thankfully the house has a high-quality router and I can access the WiFi and still remain the required distance away.”

A custody hearing was scheduled for last week, however the man was unable to attend as he was too busy arguing online that Triss should have had red hair in the Netflix adaptation of the Witcher.

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