I wrote this letter to my local newspaper waaaay back in 2010. I penned it in response to this ad:

Sunday Sundaes Program at First Congregational Church

….Starting this Sunday… there will be a special summer Sunday Bible School sessions for children, age 3, to grade 5. Old and New Testament characters/books to be studied include: Adam and Eve, Noah, Moses – Escape from Egypt, Moses and the Ten Commandments, David and Goliath, (the list goes on)… ice cream cups with toppings will be enjoyed by participants.

Here’s the epistle. I think it holds up.