If Jesus obeyed the Bible he wouldn’t be allowed to play football on Saturdays

The Bible is a very bad book, and Leviticus is one of the worst “authors” of this beastly babble. Here are just a few examples of the less harmful things he prohibited, except of course for not being allowed to play football on Saturdays which was Exodus. If I weren’t an Atheist I would be upset indeed, as no doubt Jesus was when he heard about it.

My friend Jim sent me this picture in the mail. I don’t know the source but if I did I would certainly attribute him or her, but since I don’t thanks anyway whoever you are. Enjoy the pic:

By the way if we closely read Genesis 1:29-30, we see that eating seaweed (and all the foodstuffs it thickens) and other aquatic vegetation, and mushrooms and other non-seed-bearing plants, are not allowed. For aquatic vegetation doesn’t grow “upon the face of the earth”, and only seed-bearing plants and trees are given to humanity. So I strongly urge you to read those ingredients lists carefully.

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