REDNECK 1: Hey kids, you'd better load up on guns and ammunition.

MEGAN: Why?



REDNECK 2: Because with Obama reelected we're going to lose our rights to buy them.

AMANDA: We didn't in his first term. Who told you that?



REDNECK 1: Mr. Rat over at the gun shop.

REDNECK 2: Said he's already having to raise prices because he's running short on supply. Course, that's what he said last election, too.



