So I am a total loser and pre-ordered the iPhone 7 roughly 3 minutes after it went on sale and got to pick it up yesterday. Of course there was a lineup at the apple store in the mall, full of lifeless nerds, such as myself. My male mode is not that convincing anymore really….

So I was standing in the line, listening to the arguments people had with apple store employees because obviously, understanding the concept of a lineup and time slots in not easy at all. If it’s 12’o clock and you have a pickup window for 12-1230, there is a really good chance that you will go before someone with an appointment at 1230-1300. I know I know… I struggle with this too and arguing always helps….

Anyway once I was in the store, they checked for an ID and of course I have the dreaded M on my license so the lady helping me figured I was male since we had to go by the name in my license and I was in male mode, in fact, the above picture is from yesterday. We were chatting about the day in there and the crazy lineup of people and frustrated users who complained about stuff being sold out and how dare they sell out and blah blah blah. She said that my phone and case should be out in a couple of minutes. Then saw a girl approach us with my stuff stuff and she points at me while asking her coworker, “Is this for her?” To which the first lady said yes it’s for him. A couple of seconds went by and her face turned into an expression filled with horror. She just said I am so sorry. Yes it’s for her. I find these events really satisfying because it tells me that stuff is happening and really enjoy throwing people off for some reason.