#868223 +( 7844 )- [X] <Domsey> Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning

<bender> what happened?

<Domsey> you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night

<bender> yeah, you've been fucking drunk..

<Domsey> you've been there, too?

<bender> sure...

<Domsey> well, you see i can't remember anything

<Domsey> but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me.

<bender> wtf...?

<Domsey> That's exactly what i thought

<Domsey> So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room

<bender> OMFG!!!

<bender> you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!

<Domsey> no, i'm not lying

<bender> OMG!!!

<Domsey> but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.

<bender> ...

<bender> your mom's such a freak. o.O