Its been awhile since I had a go at dear sweet William, its interesting to see a prep school brat morph from neo-conservative to teabagger. From touting American exceptionalism and cheer-leading international intervention into mindless moran.

Well done darling William you have exceeded even my expectations.

Shame upon you Sarah Palin for causing my love to drool, it was all too much for his fragile psyche.

Now he has taken it into his poor privileged head that the conventional wisdom and the solution to all our problems lies within the screaming hordes of the Tea Party.

Yet he is still deluded

That’s the challenge for the Republican party. It is of course a real, existing political party, with real existing responsibilities. So it has to do the day-to-day work of a loyal opposition

Loyal opposition?

What the pledge of allegiance is now:

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