It’s a story that comes around every springtime, like the Easter bunny, blooming trees and the Oakland Raiders screwing up their NFL draft pick: Rafael Nadal wears a very, very expensive watch. Like, expensive in that it costs more than your house. Expensive in that a small object on his wrist is equal to a few year’s salary. Expensive as in only nine tennis players have made enough money this year to pay for the thing that keeps time, just like your iPhone.

The $850,000 watch is from Swiss watchmaker Richard Mille and is called the RM-27 02 Whirpool Rafael Nadal. It weighs 20 grams, which is, crazily, just under the weight of four quarters (in case you were wondering how Nadal can play so well with it on his wrist). I’d tell you more about it, but the specs are mostly gibberish to the layperson and the videos describing it were so pretentious I felt like I’d been hanging with Jeremy Piven. Click that link for more info, just in case you have a few million around and feel like treating yo’ self.

The weirdest thing about the watch is that the band looks like orange nylon, which is like getting a Bentley and finding out it comes with a cassette tape player. But given the price, I’m sure the orange fabric comes from the hair of the last Bengal tiger living outside captivity or something.

Since we first heard about Nadal’s expensive watch in 2010, it has appreciated like Apple stock. That first model cost a mere $525,000. The next model, which Nadal began wearing in 2013 was couch-cushion money at $690,000. This one, which boasts features like being able to go underwater and, presumably, the ability to withstand a visit to Jupiter, can go for as high as $850,000 (depending on which news site is reporting the cost). The Wall Street Journal pegged the American price at $775,000, but when you factor in tax and having someone smuggle all that cash across international borders, you can see why $850,000 may be closer. Because it’s not as if you can go on Amazon and check out the price, nor can you find it on the Richard Mille website. When only 50 are made, price sort of becomes irrelevant.

Nadal isn’t very careful with his watches, which is ironic given his meticulous on-court style that involves him arranging his water bottles in a highly specific position and various other tics. He’s had two stolen (one of which was recovered) and almost lost another before it was found by a fellow player. Given that he’s wearing the equivalent of a 3,000 square-foot house in a suburb of a big city, you’d think Rafa would occasionally lock the doors, you know?