I shall continue the series! Oh, hi Lyra! I wanted to ask if you- What?! Are you crying?! No, my eyes are peeing! Ugh, I can't be seen around this. What possible reason do you have for crying, anyway? Well, if you must know... I JUST REALIZED THE POINTLESSNESS OF MY LIFE BECAUSE I HAVE NO HOME, MONEY, OR JOB, BEING LEFT IN THE STREETS WHERE NO ONE BOTHERS TALKING TO ME BECAUSE THEY ASSUME I HAVE A HAPPY WONDERFUL LIFE, BON BON LEFT ME SO NOW I NO LONGER HAVE ANY FRIENDS SINCE PINKIE IS A BITCH WHO MADE A NEW SUPER DUPER POOPER BEST FRIEND AND ENTIRELY FORGOT ABOUT ME, AND ON TOP OF THAT, I NO LONGER HAVE MY BENCH SO I AM NOW OFFICIALLY LEFT WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN LIFE!!! Oh... that's... actually a decent reason. Yes. It is. Yeah, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never felt this way. Since I'm so awesome and my life is too! Wait, of course, that's your problem! You don't have a life! Wait what?! You're a lifeless loser and you need to get a life. Uuh... was that a bad solution? I'm terrible at this... I NOTICED!!! Oh dear, are you okay Lyra? N-no... Aw, come on, don't cry. Remember what happened when I tried letting out feelings? I made friends cry. In fact, seeing you cry makes me sad... makes... ME wanna cry... No Flutter!!! Don't do it!!! Hold it in- AAAAAAAAUGH I CAN'T!!! Oh shit, I made Fluttershy cry... I'M A MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Oh dear, did I do that? I'm just gonna go now... Oh, why, hello Lyra! Oh, uh, your majesty. What is it? I heard my sis tried cheering you up. I came to save you from that. She's not good at it. You're too late. Oh, well then I have no purpose here. Wait, help me with my- Celestia? CELESTIA!!!