lulz: The "Learn to Code" Triggering

I believe there is a special, dedicated section of Hell just for people with anime twitter avatars who tell laid-off journalists to �learn to code� — Punished "Venom" Patrick George (@bypatrickgeorge) January 24, 2019





Yeah that's impolite. Here's the polite version: Eat my dick, Suzy.

anyone telling journalists to �learn to code� today, i have a piece of unsolicited advice for you: swandive into vesuvius — Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) January 24, 2019

Lord help me if I dare see one more �learn to code tweet.� — Rowaida Abdelaziz (@Rowaida_Abdel) January 24, 2019





You should check out the replies to that post.



This was a long day. I really appreciate all the well wishes and confidence that I can learn to code at this stage — Eleanor Goldberg (@ESGoldberg) January 25, 2019



So much #triggering.

Meanwhile, the Daily Cuckshed (The DC Examiner) is telling laidoff leftwing BuzzFeed and HuffPo that of course it needs even more leftwingers working for what is supposedly a conservative-leaning newspaper.

Hey everyone affected by layoffs! @dcexaminer has openings in healthcare reporting, national security, breaking, and business. It's a great team! Email me kleonard(at)https://t.co/tUDxllQLes. I'd be happy to forward resumes to editors. — Kimberly Leonard (@leonardkl) January 25, 2019



If any of you want to work at the DC Examiner, send Soy-Sopped Failbiscuit Seth Mandel your resume. He's lying and claims he wants to hire conservatives. He won't hire you but it would be good to make xer do extra work.

I�m sure there are conservative writers out there who need jobs. https://t.co/p7KpXaKo9S — David Reaboi (@davereaboi) January 25, 2019

Also what's the assumption here? That the Examiner doesn't hire enough conservatives? Dave, if you know conservative reporters looking for work you know where to send them. — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) January 25, 2019 well that's not very nice — Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) January 25, 2019

Just so you know: Seth Mandel was one of the disgraceful scalp-hunters who pushed the viral leftwing lie against the Covington kids. Because he's a weakling and a Twitter addict who wouldn't know what to do with himself if he wasn't on Twitter and part of a leftwing herd.

And we do know where to send conservatives: The Daily Caller.

But seriously: Learn to Code, Seth. Our parody Cuckshed will be a going concern long after Charity Media pulls the plug on Cuckshed Magazine.

You know they hired you just because you're cheap, right? They wanted another cuck, but they wanted a cheaper cuck.

pic.twitter.com/xdWUvAxbJj — Lvl. 99 Hurtbox ➡️ ⭐ ⬇️ ↘️ + 2 Saki's No. 1 fan (@HurtboxTV) January 25, 2019