Warning: Here be series-wide spoilers!

PREVIOUSLY ON SURVIVOR: VANUATU…

LET’S GET THIS SHOW STARTED!

It’s Day 16 at Lopevi! And everyone is getting on with the workload. Well, everyone except for Generic Bro.

Here comes the X Is A Lazy Bum edit, Generic Bro slobs around at camp eating all the food. Obvious next boot is obvious.

Over at Yasur, Rory makes a morning prayer of gratitude for surviving another vote.

He then confronts Ami about where he stands in the tribe. Of course she’s adamant in her WOMAN STRONK!!! stance and bangs on about how there’s been no successful women’s alliance.

I swear I wouldn’t be so against a successful women’s alliance if she wasn’t so cliquey and entitled about it, grr…

Because of this, Rory decides to employ a scorched earth policy, because that always works out so well when you’re on the bottom.

REWARD CHALLENGE!

It’s the Coconut Juice challenge. First tribe to fill their bottle over the line wins a cafe trip with letters from home. Plus they get a coffee machine at camp.

Sarge sits out. Off we go!

This challenge takes freaking AGES to complete. Eventually, Leann is the first to fill a bottle, and upon making their victory march…

Thankfully nothing spilled…

Yasur wins reward!

Yasur arrive at the Home Cafe, and there’s a board filled with everyone’s family pictures.

They then get their letters and the waterworks start.

Rory then talks about how despite this being a humanizing experience for the tribe, he’s still got his game face on.

Back at Lopevi, Twila and whatsherface (ed- Julie!) have an emergency meeting. They get to talking and find out that the guys have made the same final four deal with both of them.

Yeah that’s totally not going to bite the guys in the ass later…

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE!

It’s a slingshot challenge. Twenty tiles need to be broken. First tribe to break them all wins immunity, losers get Tribal Council.

Chris sits out. Off we go!

This is another challenge that takes absolute ages. Thanks to Rory’s heroics…

Yasur wins immunity!

Upon arriving at camp, Rory ends up breaking the Immunity Stick when impaling it in the beach.

Meanwhile, Ami is butthurt that she won’t get to vote out Rory tonight and is worried about the Lopevi girls.

Over at Lopevi, the Chad doesn’t know whether Julie or Generic Bro are the most trustworthy. He’s worried that Julie would go running straight back to the women and keeping Generic Bro might be the better option to keep the number of guys up, but Chris does trust her.

Generic Bro is scrambling and pretty much throws Chad’s name under the bus for being a jury threat with his sob story.

TRIBAL COUNCIL!

Jeff asks Lopevi what the mood what like after finally losing a challenge. Chad talks about the scrambling going on in camp.

Sarge then talks about how Twila is an amazing workhorse in camp. Jeff asks if she has any flaws, to which Generic Bro says that she needs to take more naps.

Jeff then asks Chad how he knows who to trust, Chad says that you can figure it out if you’re perceptive enough.

Jeff asks Chris what his vote is based on. Chris has two criteria: trust and what will most benefit his game.

It’s time to vote!

Let’s read the votes! Who’s next to go?

I told you obvious next boot edit was obvious. Now all the boring guys are gone!

See you guys for episode 8!