There were all sorts of protests and expressions of disinterest towards last weekend’s Royal Wedding, but this one-woman campaign seen on Oxford Street had to be the strangest.

Spotted a few days before the wedding, the lady was holding up a collection of photos of blond and brunette celebrities, with a placard asking Prince William “to put a stop” to the wedding because – apparently – “the people are demanding a natural blonde princess.”

I think it’s fair to say that her argument was a little, shall we say, hard to follow, but it seemed that the lady was against William marrying Kate Middleton because it would promote the “Middle East/Latino Brunette complexion” which is, “already predominating the entire Europe.”

Her banner also explained she was worried about the ‘decline in the blonde population’.