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Table Of Contents! (read left to right) Introduction Weird Poem Thing Press Refresh to Escape No one comes here! Spooky Quizzes This is getting long. Grape Pie and Organ Grinders!

Frustration! Code: 343 of OFCHB!

People hate reading.

People actually READ this?

Evil Cartoon Owls...

Rhetorical Questions Code: 472 of OFCHB! Love, Joy, and Insane Chaos. TACO-2 Code 742: of OFCHB! Family Trip to: A Bar. Farewell loyal reader. Next Generation is DOOMED!

Weird Sibling and Dead Stuff. Code: 843 of OFCHB!

More people READ this?

Ice Cream Trucks! Matrix: Reloaded

EVIL dress/ Code: 666 Evil Graduation Pointless Signs of America!

What else could I have done?

JFK conspiracies Memories Moose's arch-enemy

Horrible Family Vacation

Subliminal Messages Fake Commercials Vast Breakfast Food Conspiracy It's good to be weird.

Sugar Rushed

Evils of Tanning Lazy Calculators

Squirell's Arch-Enemy

Not fair!

Random, Vast Conspiracy Code: 888 of OFCHB! The Joys of Gambling! Cheeze-Its The Armadillo Episode...

Evils of Smoke Dectectors. Need...Sleep... Healthy Competition OFC Lunar Colony! "Pure" Water Vast Puddle of Knowledge Code: 452 of OFCHB Super-Secret Message!

Real Grape Pie? Vicious Downward Spiral

Imaginary Squirell Money

Hypothetical Conversation Life=Biscuits Fashion...and stuff. Infinite Possibilities

"Meg" commercial The Asparagus Wars Santa is EVIL. Guest Rant (PSOCB) Opposite Day Evil Family "Bonding" Road Kill Adventures Mary Had a Little Lamb New Format... Wal-Mart is EVIL! Horrible Sorority Evil French Fries and "It"

Here comes Elvis! Sugar Rushed 2: The Sequel PSOPC Bot and Strange Thoughts Evil K-Mart... Duck, Duck Goose! (Guest Rant) "Meg":Barbies=Reality TV! No Brakes = Tons of Fun!

Aunt Jemima and Quaker Oats Warranties....mwa-ha-ha

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Once upon a time there was a princess and a witch was making her sad but then a handsome prince came and killed the witch and made the princess happy. really happy. i mean really, really happy. sometime three or four times a night. and they lived happily ever after.

good story = plot + character development + orginality