Wanted: a home for an evil cat bent on taking over the world.

A Richmond Hill couple is looking for a new family for their “angry, miserable and vindictive” cat named Izzy, who they claim is the perfect match for someone with plans of world domination.

The owners of the “satanic” 5-year-old black cat placed a satirical advertisement on Craigslist, calling Izzy the “evil sidekick a super villain has always wanted.”

“The reason we've kept her this long is because we feel if we let her out into the world, she will take it over,” the advertisement, no longer visible on the classified ad website, explained. “This little one can be the Mr. Bigglesworth to your Dr. Evil.”

The tongue-in-cheek ad listed numerous evil deeds Izzy has performed, including knocking over glasses; opening the fridge and eating an entire block of cheese; opening a locked cabinet and helping herself to dog food; going to the bathroom on the floor; and assembling a group of “male minions” by meowing from the second floor window.

“Once she lunged out the back door and ate a moth — no other moths came near our door for the rest of the summer out of fear,” the ad read.

Owner David Seigel, 37, and his partner Amanda, 27, rescued Izzy about two years ago. They love her dearly, but the cat is proving to be a little more than they can handle.

“We love the little beast,” Seigel told the Star. “It is at the point that we want to find her an actual home with someone who can give her more time and attention. But we thought; before we even do that, let’s tell the world what she’s like, in a funny way.”

Seigel said Izzy has even locked Amanda and their dog, a black Schnoodle, out of their house.

A couple of months ago, Seigel said he was upstairs washing up in the bathroom when he heard a noise, like someone pounding on the walls. He went downstairs to find his girlfriend and dog in the backyard — Izzy was sitting inside, facing him, licking her paws.

The lever that locked the back door had been pulled down while they were outside.

Amanda “told me she had actually watched the cat jump up and pull the lever down.”

The couple, experienced pet rescuers and owners, said this frenzied feline is in fact, “so funny, she has so much personality.”

Seigel said Izzy seems to love him more, noting that Amanda has often been the subject of scratching attacks, which occur randomly and without notice.

“If the appearance of stable mental health is crucial to your plans, don't approach her without sleeves,” the ad read. “Her scratches will look like attempted cutting and people will offer to call social workers on your behalf (this actually happened to my Amanda).”

The ad received a number of responses, mostly from concerned citizens who believed the jokey post was indicative of animal negligence. Since posting about their cat, Seigel said, the couple has been subject to the senseless wrath of internet trolls on Facebook.

“One person did say ‘where are you? I’m going to come and get her. You are treating her terribly,’” Seigel explained.

One troubled user flagged the ad to Craigslist moderators, said Seigel. The post was eventually removed Friday afternoon from the popular classifieds site.

Despite all of the shenanigans, Seigel said Izzy can be quite sweet. The couple hopes to find her a home with someone who lives alone and is an animal lover.

“We want the exact opposite of what we said,” Seigel clarified. “We don’t want super villains or evil people. (Izzy’s) very affectionate and can do things herself.”

The problem, Seigel explained, is that she is brilliant.

Amanda added that the ideal prospective owner of the “crazy Satan cat” would be pet-free – Izzy is no friend to other cats and dogs – and blessed with the “patience of a saint.” To be sure, she added, the pair is committed to providing Izzy with a loving home until a meritorious candidate is chosen.

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Potential adopters should note there are no trade backs, no matter what wicked things Izzy gets up to.

“You must pick her up,” the owners wrote. “We will not take her back under any circumstances — even if you get arrested in your evil-doings, make other arrangements for her.

“Please hurry.”