A Darkness hath befallen mine homestead...the revenge thirsty King George made an unholy pact with Satan and unleashed upon us an army of undead British soldiers. Tis’ of good fortune that I am a Statesman with nerves of steel and a penchant for electricity. Be warned King George! Thow DeadCoats don’t stand a chance for I’m only here for 2 things; signing declarations and kicking ass...and I’m fresh outta parchment...