I speak almost no Spanish, it’s not too commonly used a language in England.

However, armed with Google Translate I have attempted to read Deadpool 3.1

Unfortunately Google Translate can be very literal in the results it gives so a lot of my reading was in rather broken English - which I have attempted to smooth over for the benefit of other non-Spanish readers.

Please provide a better translation if you can.



Cover

The best comic magazine in the world!

Deadpool three point one

Featuring Masacre the Mexican Deadpool

Intro

What’s up! Deadpool here, and I bring you something unique!

This special edition presented entirely in Spanish!

It is the story of a guy I met in Mexico a while ago … a guy who perhaps will make a big impression.

He calls himself Masacre!

Do you understand what I am saying bet many of you do not.

Twenty thousand dolphins gelatinous fervently destroyed many syphilitic porcupines!

Heh-heh, funny? and you who speak Spanish, do not know what I have said.



Special thanks to Mike Hawthorn by designing Masacre

Spanish for Deadpool

Pg 1

Please! do not kill me!

And I gave you all the money I had!

It makes no sense to leave you alive if that’s all you got!

Better kill him. Perhaps it is better business.

Nothing personal, you see? Simple economics.

Ahhh!

hears! Do you know who we are?

yes, they are dead …

Pg 2

And I am Masacre!

Pg 3

Thanks stranger.

I’m not a stranger. I am Masacre!

III ya-ya-ya, I can not hear, stranger !!!

And definitely I do not catch your name!

I saw it already. you worry the leader of a local gang

the skull of jade. eh … I mean I do not know what you’re talking about stranger.

Yep, that one. do not worry. I’m on my way to pay him a little visit.

What…? are you serious?

Do you think I’m famous for my jokes?

But … even kill the skull of jade, uh … is a criminal who is linked with the police, and they take orders from federal, and do not forget the Illuminati!

All out there!

the night is young…

do not go out and close the door well.

Pg 4-5

Good night, Inspector Gordon.

see you tomorrow, Ed.

Curse.

Again.

Puff

Pant

The police station had to be the tallest building in the city …

Puff

Pant

There are stairs inside, Masacre

Ahem … me. Sorry if I scared you, James Gordon, that was not my intention. Because I am like the wind.

You didn’t scare me, Masacre, your contraption can be heard a kilometer away. you have to learn to be more cautious.

lucky that my contraption, as you call it, can not hear you.

I think I heard gunshots a while ago

Have you been drinking (really not sure how this bit should read) Do you want to talk about that, partner?

We are not partners! You’re a maniac!

And you’re my maniac policeman. Do you have what I need?

Uou risk everything with this crusade. Not only your life, but mine and those of many innocents.

So I have to get the location of the skull of jade on the other side?

Pg 6

Is that your black book containing the data of all the criminals of the city in your front pocket, or are your genitals flat and square.

It’s my job, I’m a detective for now. what’s your story? Why are you crazy for criminals? Did organized crime kill your parents?

You ask a lot of questions.

I’m not laughing. Why can’t you be serious? I can’ hide you any longer.

And you don’t have to. First step: I will kill all the criminals of our city. step B: you stay well and straighten out the police. I see no problem.

So: You will not give me the address … how much you are paying jade skull, Inspector Jaime Gordon?

I know you will not kill me

you know me very well …

but I will hurt you

AHH!!!

Pg 7

massacre, I have glass in my ass.

Language! Sorry, I didn’t know you had installed a projector. The holes for my eyes are too small.

The light is the sign to warn when we need you. I was going to show you tonight …

What did you say, my friend? I did not hear you. I think my ears are ringing…

Maybe … once … your last trip on a motorcycle?

Now I have the address. Sleeping the sleep of the just, my friend. And forgive what they did to your buttocks.

Mmm

It might get loud.

Pg 8

Once again, I bring justice.

Crime is everywhere.

Deadpool, my friend, we meet again. I remember that day, not so long ago, which changed my life, and I promise …

… That after I return to Mexico, I will travel to the United States and I will offer my machetes to the man who inspired me when I gave up my life to fight for the weakest.

For justice !!!

Yes, for justice!

For justice !!!

Now, to take my enemies by surprise!

Pg 9

Look at this place.

The excess.

Mmm, I must be careful with the guards. They will be alerted with an almost inaudible sound

Deeper julita!

AHH!

Pg 10

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me this evening.

We are here to solve our problem.

The helicopter is coming, jade skull!

I took all threats seriously to get where I am. I bargained in order to receive the help of a specialist from the north.

Soon, our problem with the righteous will be just a problem with a corpse.

But sir … say that Masacre is a bloodthirsty demon!

Nobody will die today and everyone will live forever.

Viva!

Pg 11

What kind of idiot calls himself Masacre?

Welcome to Mexico, organizer.

Here’s the brute, as you asked. Courtesy of your friends in “The Company”

I’d be surprised if the righteous appeared now!

Cowabunga!!! I am an American surfer like Bart Spicolli.

Well, Bart Spicolli … came to die!

No, you first.

Dare to attack us? !

Pg 12-13

To battle!

This moment could not be more timely. Release the assassin.

You heard him. Time to go to work, specialist.

All fine dining. Oh my God! Is that crab salad?

You didn’t give me any! You didn’t give me any!

By the skull!

My steel is still thirsty!

Graaargh!

You cannot dodge bullets forever!

Agreed! So now you’re disarmed.

Agggghhhhh!!! This is not how it should go !!!

Thanks for the hand!

Corndogs!!!

Pg 15

I am the specialist and no bullet can hurt.

I’m not impressed

Neither is my steel!

Be quiet!

I’m your Yoko Ono and Mr. Mark David Chapman!

O-only mariachis.

You’re wrong, were mariachis.

Honestly, I did not want to hurt the band. If you’re going to play a song by Radiohead …

I guess that “creep” is applicable.

Yesss !!!

Roast … for one!

Did you forget your worst enemy ?!

Of course not!

Yesss !!!

This ends now, Masacre.

Pg 16

That’s what I said.

Fool. This will cost you more than you could know. Do you think that the skull of jade operated alone?

Yea, so, Kitty? So that’s how I’m going to die?

That would be a way to end all this. You could kill me, the antihero, the just avenger of this story …

Or you could attack the well dressed gringo …

… you know, for justice.

What the hell?

Pg 17

Do not let this cat kill me.

I feel sorry for the spoiled gringo now, big kitty.

Thank you, my new friend of mine. I will call you…

Quiet, Masacre, or my men will shoot!

Quiet, Masacre is a horrible name for a cat.

How did I get here? My friend I want to do the right thing, but after what I went through I do not want to.

I want to continue the Deadpool wave.

If I get into trouble whenever I wonder: who would kill Deadpool?

Pg 18

Not just the typical American idiot. He’s an idiot American CIA!

Coff Coff He’s right. The CIA will publicly deny that they knew anything about this, and disown the "wayward” agent you killed, but privately they’ll avenge me.

But … I can make it right, if you take me to a hospital.

I know a good hospital …

… with a very good morgue!

…fool! sometimes it’s better not to kill!

Pg 19

Our society is ended.

That’s what I said from the beginning.

I know I’ve asked for too much, but. Could you deliver this box to the local church? I would do it, but I need to make one last stop before leaving town.

Of course, if you promise you’ll go.

And never come back! It’s very dangerous.

I thought you’d never go away! Funerals will last for several days. There’s not enough people to clean the blood off the streets.

What is this abberation?

Goodbye to more false or worst priests in history. You are now America’s problem.

Pg 20

Now we head north. Ready Justice?

I will go to America! I will use my machetes to serve Deadpool!



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To be continued … in the pages of Deadpool, the upstart foreign publisher Marvel comics!