Over­ly friend­ly man on bus: It’s like, for ex­am­ple, do you know how many sea­sons there are in a year?

Woman: Tweleve.

Over­ly friend­ly man: Well, ac­tu­al­ly there are four sea­sons, four sea­sons in a year, I guess…

Woman: Well, I’m not from here, I’m from Mon­tana.

Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton