man: here we go! the first stretch of the day man (yawning): the quality of this first stretch has been proven to be an indicator of how good the rest of the day will be man: here we go! *the man is stretching* man: well... i stretched my legs right off *man picks up legs* man: wait. so... was that a good stretch... or a bad one? man (still holding legs): i'm gonna miss having legs attached to my body. i was such a good dancer...

i'm sorry if that second panel made you yawn