Attending a Bar Mitzvah and lost for words?

Trying to impress your future father in law but haven’t opened up a book in two weeks?

Use this nifty, handy dandy, sooper dooper dvar torah generator to create some inspiration when you need it the most.

It’s like Mad Libs but with more Wisdom for Living TM.

Who’s this speech for, anyway?



What’s happening in the world today?

This Week’s Parsha The upcoming holiday The current event which has been all over the news This momentus ocassion



Select an inspiring verse:

“And God Spake to Moses and Thus He Said” “Take thy son, thy only son, and sacrifice him unto me” “And a man who shall sleep with a man shall be put to death” “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass”



Pick a good question:

Can God create a rock He can’t lift? Why do bad things happen to good people? Who is my brother’s keeper?



Choose a role model:

Very Ancient Rabbi Pretty Old Rabbi Fairly Recent Rabbi



Highlight an outstanding trait:

Torah Knowledge Chesed Skillz Rock hard faith Humility beyond recognition



Pick an evil:

Bittul Torah Motzi Shem Ra Motzi Zera



Select an Antidote:

Daven Harder Machmir Better Chesed Faster Learn Stronger Do another thing we don’t want to do



Define the ultimate goal:

The coming of Moshiach The building of the Beis Hamikdash T’chiyas Hameysim, aka the Zombie Apocalypse



Generate Some Holiness



