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Mooooom? Can we go flying todaaaaay? Pleaaaaase. I really wanna–

*sleeping on the floor*

*notices Rainbow and runs to Soarin* Dad! Dad! Mommy's on the floor! Is she okay?

W-what??? *runs to the living room and stops next to Rainbow*

Well?

*chuckles* She's fine, bud. Just sleeping. Must've conked out while reading. C'mon let's leave her alone.

Aw but I really wanted to try flying today...

Why didn't you ask me? I'm a pretty good flier too y'know. *whispers* Don't tell your mom I said this, but I was a Wonderbolt before she was.

Yeaaaah but she's a better flier.

Hah, you tell it like it is don'tcha? *chuckles* Well you're not wrong. Your mom is pretty awesome, huh?

Mmhm!

Well, even if she was awake, she probably wouldn't be able to take you flying. She won't be able to take you flying for a while.

How come?

Well um... you see..... uhhh

What is it?

How do I put this? Well...... you know how you've always wanted a baby brother or sister?

Yeah!

Well, they're in Mommy's tummy right now and–

WWWWWWWWWHAT??? Is that why she's so fat??? How'd it get here???

Ooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.................. dammit

*gasps* SHE ATE IT! *runs back to Rainbow*

W-wait! P-Prism!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *jumps on Rainbow's face*

AH what the– PRISM! GET OFF!

LET IT GO YOU MONSTER!

Wha– SOARIN!

Hiiiiiii, honeeeeeey *peeks into the room*

Get your son away from me!

C'mere, buddy. Let's leave Mom alone... *picks up Prism*

nnnnnnnnNNNO! SHE'S A DIRTY, ROTTEN BABY EATER!

Wha....................... *realizes what Prism means and gives Soarin a deadpan look*

*mouths "sorry"*

*struggles out of Soarin's hold and grabs Rainbow's leg* LET IT GOOOOOOOOO!

Ugh Prism! I didn't eat the baby *shakes her leg*

LIAR!

*facehooves* Soarin! Get him off please

C'mon little dude *lightly tugs Prism*

You're not even trying!!!

He's pretty strong.

HE'S FIVE!

I don't wanna hurt him.

Oh my god I live with idiots.

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And this kept happening for hours until Prism got too tired

I can see Soarin being a very gentle parent and always in constant fear of hurting his lil' babies even though they could totally handle a little roughhousing. Rainbow Dash doesn't find this very helpful in many situations (especially with how rambunctious Prism is)

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