LET’S CONTRIBUTE.

so this “humans are weird/Space Australia thing is super fun.

imagine the concept of alcohol.

An alien sees a pack of humans all drinking from a similar looking bottle.

Borque the alien: Human Zack, what are you all drinking?

Zack: oh? this? -holds up a beer bottle- this is beer.

Borque: "Beer?” you all appear to be drinking it. Is it good for you?

Zack: oh…. well, sorta? I mean, it’s mainly a social type of drink. most don’t really do it by themselves.

Borque could not grasp the concept of a “social” drink. what does that even mean? Then it hit him

Borque: Oh! it must make you more physically inclined so you can play sports together!

Zack: hm. not really, it actually can hinder your motor functions if you drink too much.

Borque: then does it make you smarter so you can all “joke” together?

Zack: bit exactly, while you can be funnier, it also impairs your mental state. you tend to make worse decisions. I mean, Tyler gets really funny, but he usually passes out from drinking and can’t remember anything

Borque: Wait, drinking too much beer can make you FORGET your night?

Zack: That’s nothing. drink too much and some of our organs can stop functioning.

Borque: EXCUSE ME!? Your organs stop functioning!? Why do you drink it!?

Zack: Cause it’s FUCKING AWESOME -him and Tyler high five and then chug their beer-