Don’t read if you haven’t seen The Last Jedi, but…

I’ve seen criticism that this film suffered because it gave in to some sort of ‘feminist agenda’…well, first of all, if you would critisize it for that you’re already a moron, but that’s not the point I’m making here.

The point is I have no idea how anyone got anything remotely feminist out of a film that:

A.) Made the female lead even more boring and less relatable than she was in TFA, the only difference being in this movie she made dumber choices

B.) Have a random and unnecessary female character (Laura Dern; I can’t even remember her character’s name right now because it was so insignificant) be utterly hate-able until the very end when she flips everything around, thereby only including her to reinforce the ‘women have ulterior motives and don’t tell men anything’ stereotype

C.) Introduce a likable, personality-filled new character like Rose (the first Asian female with a major role, too!) and then at the end of the movie just slap us in the face with the fact that her sole purpose was to be the romantic counterpart for the more prominent and important character of Finn (who’s character was also screwed over in this film, but that’s a separate issue)

and D.) Have Princess Leia essentially do nothing but complain and tell the boys what not to do

If this movie had any intention to prop up female characters, it failed miserably. And that’s the least of it’s problems.