This is an American English language tongue-twister that is usedto train children to master speech, set in a fun rhyme of alikesounding words. The answer given within the tongue twister is:"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuckcould chuck wood."NOTE: In real life, Woodchucks (groundhogs) do NOT really chuckwood. Read below for some humorous answers to this perplexingtongue twister.Woodchucks Chucking WoodThe amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given dayvaries greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a WallStreet Journal article, New York State wildlife expert RichardThomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet ofdirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if awoodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700pounds.Some say it depends on three factors:The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood when it is awoodchuckOthers say:The woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he wanted!"Sixteen and 1/2 board feet a day- except on Groundhog's Daysince groundhog is another name for woodchuck."- This answer isaccording to no less an authority than the 'Junior WoodchucksGuidebook', a publication often consulted by Huey, Dewey, and LouieDuck and referred to yet again by them in answering this very samequestion.How Chuck Norris got involved-A woodchuck would only chuck asmuch would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuckshares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make itchuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck asmuch wood as Chuck could.None because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood!Approximately 3.9675 pounds every 5.6843 seconds. Sothere.2.865 lbs every 11.3686 Seconds?As much as he needed to be satisfied.It could chuck a lot. But it definitely couldn't chuck ChuckNorris.A group of people actually did a study on this. None of thewoodchucks ate any wood planks so they never upchucked it but someof them chucked them (threw them) at people.During my study of Woodchuck I came to the conclusion thatwoodchucks don't chuck wood but only drink beer. However, this beercan frequently motivate them towards actions that can closelyresemble the chucking of wood.A woodchuck will only chuck certain wood, likely that which isfound in their natural, prairie habitat. Therefore, the lack oftrees on the prairie is quite closely related to the chucking ofwood performed by these wood-chucking woodchucks.Since it is the same animal as the Groundhog, should we notinstead ask : how much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhogwould hog ground.The above is pretty goood, but I think that the groundhog wouldbe hogging sod.315g. This was an estimate done in a book of uselesstrivia.A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck- if a woodchuck could chuck wood.About as many good cookies a good cook could cook, if a goodcook could cook cookies good.About as many boards as the bored Mongol hordes would hoard ifthe bored Mongol hordes did hoard boards in gourds.He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, he would, if awoodchuck could chuck wood.If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as hecould!If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuckwood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't andwouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood,I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all thewood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuckcould chuck wood.It would chuck the amount of wood equal to the seashells thatsweet Suzy Shoreham sells by the seashore divided by how manyprimary pickled peppers Peter Piper picks.One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for everyquarter of the sycamore he cut.It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or,it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was aroundor not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd bewatching the football game.Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuckwood at all.It depends on how good his dentures are!A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks donot chuck wood.About 5.72 fluid litres of woodAbout as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if theMongol hordes did hoard boards.Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck morewould than a woodchuck.If the woodchuck's name was Maurice, then it could chuck allthe wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, nochucking would be for it.Due to the average size of a woodchuck and the general densityof wood (not including cork [which is actually bark]) if awoodchuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about6.573 pounds per day, assuming the woodchuck is functioningcorrectly.Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood,which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles.I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if"from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 beingthe theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to,and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and willchuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C =the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any probleminvolving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 ofany known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1= (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kickdeclares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such asthis, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 unitsof wood.A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuckuntil Chuck Norris got there.As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck couldchuck wood.Here are more answers from our members:Oddly enough, this is just one of many oral exercises employed byauctioneers. Using a sing-song method of delivery, varying thesyllabic emphasis, and testing themselves to see how many times thequestion and answer can be repeated in one breath while being heardand understood by an audience, is how they hone their harmonicskill.Woodchucks can't chuck wood and they were only named that becausethe English men who found it could not pronounce the Indian versionand settled for this. But if woodchucks could they wouldprobably chuck about 700 pounds of it (true scientific evidencebacks this up).A woodchuck would chuck ALL of the wood if a woodchuck couldchuck wood!Well assuming its a fairly large woodchuck and its early adulthood,he would be able to chuck about 90-110 pounds of wood an hour.Actually, it is more likely that global warming or the volcanolocated at Yellowstone will kill us all before a woodchuck couldchuck wood.This depends on several decisive factors:1. The size of the woodchuck in question.2. The density of the wood.3. The position function of the woodchuck [f(w)] in relation to thewood [w].4. The velocity [v=f'(w)] and acceleration [a=dv/dw; or a= f"(w)]with respect to the woodchuck and the chucking.5. Given an interval [t], integrate the function [f(w)] allowingfor [a] and [v].There you have it, the area under the curve. (I.E. HOW MUCH A WOODA WOODCHUCK CAN CHUCK).He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck asmuch wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuckwood.Could "chuck wood"??? ...as much as you give him greedy lil critter!!!