Just a Bandit Spoonin' with a Robot. Nothing to see here.

Poetic License is a side mission in Borderlands 2

Quest Giver [ edit ]

Scooter

Prerequisites [ edit ]

Completed Wildlife Preservation

Locations [ edit ]

Sanctuary (Mission Start)

Thousand Cuts

Slab Town

No Man's Land

Bloody Knuckle Point

Objectives [ edit ]

Find inspiration for Scooter

Pick up nudie magazine (optional)

Return to Scooter 0/3

Give Poem to Daisy

Wait for Daisy's Reaction

Turn in: Scooter

Description [ edit ]

Eliot. Yeats. Frost. Scooter

Level 20

Side Mission

Optional: Yes

Rewards [ edit ]

$434 - $838

1929 XP

Green (Uncommon) Sniper Rifle or Assault Rifle

Enemies [ edit ]

"Woa-wee! I got the nudie mags! Worst case scenario, I still got somethin' to pass the time" (After you pick up the magazines)

"Is that a Bandit Spoonin' with a Robot? That is some artsy-fartsy bull crap, my friend. Chicks LOVE that! That's going in the poem. Robots and sexy stuff."

"Aw. A lone flower surrounded by blood n' stuff. I maybe could turn that into a symbol of... of like flowers, or - or birds, or - I got it!"

"Whoo boy! That bandit hung himself from his own tombstone! It's dark. It's depressing. I don't understand what I'm talking about. It's PERFECT! Puttin that in the poem."

"Allright, my poem is done completed and stuff! Get back here, and I will not read it to ya"

"I recorded my sweet nothin's into this here ECHO sevice. Just find Daisy and play it fer her. Gotta wait for her reaction, though, ya hear me? I gotsa know how it went!"

"Herein is Scooter's poem for Daisy. Here we go"

Finished Poem [ edit ]

This is the completed version of the poem Scooter wrote for Daisy:



Daisy, I like you a whole lot

More than that bandit liked spoonin' that ro-bot

You are a diamond in the rough

or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff

I will hang myself from my own tombstone

If within you, I cannot put my bone.

Daisy's Reaction [ edit ]

"Wow, this is really... um, could you excuse me for a second? Thanks."

(Daisy enters her house and shoots herself"

Scooter asks: "So, What'd she think?"

Mission Briefing [ edit ]

Scooter wants to write a love poem, but he needs inspiration. He's asked you to explore Pandora and find natural (or unnatural) landmarks that can inspire him to complete his poem and win the heart of a woman named Daisy

Mission Debriefing [ edit ]

Everyone's a critic

"So, she didn't dig the poem, huh? I dunno, I thought it was pretty good"

Walkthrough [ edit ]

Snap pictures of interesting stuff that can inspire Scooter. Inspirations can be found in any order:

First Poem Inspiration [ edit ]

Bandit Spoonin' with a Robot: Locate this Marauder in a weird pose with a Loader in Bloody Knuckle Point to the west of the bridge.

Second Poem Inspiration [ edit ]

A Lone Flower Surrounded by Blood n' Stuff: Locate this inspiration in No Man's Land

Third Poem Inspiration [ edit ]

Bandit Hung From His Own Tombstone: In Slab Town.

Strategy Guide - Tips - Cheats [ edit ]

Picking up the magazines is optional, but gives you a higher money reward at the end of the mission.