We all recognize the hypocrisy between the stated values of conservative Christians and the Republican administration they prop up with their support.

But there’s finally a way to make sense of it! It turns out we’ve all just been misreading the Bible. We only think it says things like “Turn the other cheek.” In fact, GOP Jesus has a very different message for his evangelical followers:

Republican Jesus can teach us all a thing or two… or at least I imagine that’s what the professors at Liberty University will say when they inevitably work this video into their curriculum.

(via Friend Dog Studios. Thanks to Chris for the link)

