One day, Iron Man woke up to the sound of a disembodied voice, telling him that a massive snow storm was about to come.

After thinking it over for a moment, Iron Man decided that the best thing to do was to stock up on food, just in case they got snowed in. But he wouldn't do it alone, so he started inviting the other Avengers.

"No way! I have to clean my shield!" said Captain America.

"I got banned from the store after using my bow and arrows in there," Hawkeye said.

"I wanna stay here to be with Hawkeye," said Black Widow.

"I might get too angry," said Bruce Banner. "And they won't like me when I'm angry."

"I'll go!" Thor offered, grabbing his purse as if he would need it.

"No! You're a moron!" Iron Man said.

"Oh, well…" Thor sighed.

"Mr. Stark! Please take me with you! Peter Parker said.

"Okay, Peter!" Iron Man said. "We can bond together as father figure and son figure!"

"Wait! You need a mother figure, too!" Pepper Potts said.

"Alright, we'll go to the store as family!" Iron Man said.

Iron Man drove his "family" to the store in an expensive, fancy car.

When they got to the store, Pepper noticed that there was a sale on edamame.

"Nope!" Iron Man said, pulling her away.

"WAAH! You're so mean, Tony!" Pepper cried.

"Whatever," said Iron Man, tossing a box of rigatoni into the shopping cart.

"Daddy, is there anything that I can do to help?" Peter asked.

"Yes, son! Please go find some rice!" Iron Man said.

"Okay! Rice!" Peter said, running off to go get some rice.

Thor skipped past Peter, with his purse in one hand and a basket full of Cheez Wiz in the other!

"Oh. Hi, Thor! Peter said. "I didn't expect to see you here!"

"I couldn't go with Man of Metal, so I went on my own!" Thor said.

"That's nice, Thor! Don't buy too much junk food!" Peter said.

Thor giggled and pranced away.

"Peter! No talking to strangers!" Iron Man scolded. "Go get that rice, while I get some cheeseburger ingredients."

"Right!" Peter said.

While scanning the rice shelves, he suddenly saw Uncle Ben's rice.

"UNCLE BEN! NO!" Peter said, having a flashback and curling up on the floor to cry.

"Kid, no…" Iron Man said, going over to stop Peter from crying on the floor.

At the very moment that he turned his back, Pepper filled the cart with vegan food! She also threw in the edamame that was on sale!

Thor was in front of Pepper in line, for some reason.

Pepper wanted to touch Thor's long, golden hair. It looked so soft and silky. But she resisted the urge.

Thor adjusted his purse strap and wiggled like he had to go to the bathroom or something.

BU the time that Iron Man had calmed Peter down, Pepper had already finished buying the groceries.

Iron Man was too exhausted to check what Pepper had bought.

"Alright! Let's go home!" he said.

"May I cometh with you?" Thor asked.

"Heck, no! Get away from me, weirdo!" Iron Man said.

The happy "family" drove "home" with their groceries!

As soon as they got there, it started snowing!

"You guys got back just in time!" Cap said.

Iron Man unpacked the groceries and saw all the Vegan food.

"PEPPER! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET THIS GARBAGE!" Iron Man shouted.

"But… but… we need it to be healthy!" Pepper whined.

"No, we don't! Now we won't survive the storm! And it's all your fault!" Iron Man said.

The storm raged on for a very long time. I don't know how long. The Avengers ate all of the food pretty quickly because they are big hungry men, except for Natasha who is a woman and also quite small. Well, all of the food except for the Edamame. Nobody wants to eat that.

Thor got blamed for the food shortage because he was the biggest of all.

"Avengers, Assemble!" Captain America said, getting all of the Avengers together to beat up Thor.

When they were done, Thor whimpered and limped away.

"This is it. We're in the Endgame now," Hawkeye said.

The next day, Thor gently offered his purse candy to all of the other Avengers. All at once, they lunged for it and began beating each other up.

Out came the sun and melted all the snow!

"Hey, guys! Look! The sun came out and melted all the snow!" said Peter.

The Avengers all ran over to work, trampling over Thor's purse in the process.

"No! My purse! My expensive, fancy, designer purse!" Thor wailed.

"Yay! Now all the stores will open again and we can buy more food!" Cap lied.

"And this time, everyone's going, or I'll shoot them with my pew pew lasers!" Iron Man said.