Status updates are the bane of common decency.Â The constant pressure to update one’s status means that people inevitably turn to easy, convenient, and thoughtless manners in which to do so.Â Not that music lyrics are the worst thing someone could post, but then again, neither are they particularly adding to anyone’s thoughts beyond what Amanda is expressing here.

Jimmy has a real problem with talking while chewing.Â That’s a dead end street, man.