"I'm not staring at your breasts, I'm trying to enlarge them through mind power!" - It's science! And it's true... Well, it's science according to hypnotist David Knight. Knight claims that you can grow your bust by 2 cup sizes just by undergoing hypnosis. "Concentrate baby, make dem things big!"

According to The Telegraph, a British newspaper, David Knight says that by listening to his hypnotic CD set, customers can experience significant changes in size within 12 weeks. Score! Knight claims that "Every lady's breasts have been grown by the mind. The mind grows it, so the mind can enhance it. Fact." See, 'Fact.'

But don't take my word, or the word of David Knight... Take the word of this random flat chick!