@scottlynch78 @jenphalian Let us all ooze germs on the internet. — Elizabeth Bear (@matociquala) April 8, 2015

Introductory note from Jen, who isn’t sure why she’s cleaning up this post and embedding tweets for skzb when he’s doing something like this to us: I DID NOT make him do this. I went OUT OF MY WAY to keep him from seeing this song idea. I want to blame Elizabeth Bear for saying it in the first place and Kelly Hills for making him see it, but let’s be honest with ourselves: THIS IS TOTALLY STEVE’S VERY OWN FAULT.

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Introduction: (Stately)

If it’s gamergating assholes who really piss you off,

Or self rightous SJWs who make you choke and cough,

Or the half-wits being witty ’cause they feel the need to type,

Or the bot accounts spamming you to buy into their hype,

Social media is made to make annoyance and frustration,

Our only choice is bring it all to final termination.

(Bouncy)

Let’s all ooze germs on the internet!

Bring virtual viruses to life,

So whatever tweet you make,

Will bring out each pain and ache,

And a throat that feels it’s cut with a knife.

And a throat that feels it’s cut with a knife.

Let’s all ooze germs on the internet!

So all would rather die than post.

So the cutsie kitty pics,

And snark about our favorite flicks,

At last will all give up the ghost,

At last will all give up the ghost.

Let’s all ooze germs on the internet!

Let them read our posts in hell.

So whether him or me or you,

We all will gag and spew,

Make it toxic literally as well.

Make it toxic literally as well.

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