Angry ass Asian American with a camera.

Me: *stands up in sweater and button up to say goodbye to friends at the far side of the table*

White Guy: “ARE YOU GUYS OPEN OR WHAT? JEEZ, I NEED SOME SERVICE HERE!”

Me: “The fuck? I don’t work here.”

White Guy: “I….”

Me: “Fuck you, whatever. You order from the front anyway…”

White Guy: “I… uhhh…”

Me: “Fuck you, whatever.” *sits back in my seat and goes for the last piece of shrimp tempura