All season long, we've been wondering what the addition of two females to our beloved trip team would do to 'Human Target.' While some of it has been enjoyable, I think we finally have our answer: Chance is clearly producing his own estrogen.

Um … what was that? I’m thinking TV movie of the week, or maybe one of those random episodes of Lost that just didn’t fit into the rest of the series (think awesome Sawyer/Miles buddy cop show) … but definitely not an episode of Human Target. This is a shining example of what estrogen has done to our trio, folks. Cripes, even Chance has estrogen now, it seems.

Guerrero may be the only one left who still oozes testosterone. I’ll be sure to never call him a freak or threaten his kid. He is just all kinds of awesome and I’m glad they’ve stayed true to his character.

Character. Yeah, I’m not against character growth by any means, but it’s really not doing anyone any good to have Chance soften up. The foundation upon which Human Target is built is Chance’s broody redemption: think Angel without the fangs. Remember when Angel swooned over Cordelia? Yeah, me neither … and score one for the snarky reviewer.

As I was writing this, I received an email from my 64-year-old mother, asking me if I’d seen the last two episodes of Human Target (yeah, thanks for reading, Mom) … punctuated with a “WOW!” Now, I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with being 64 and loving Human Target, and if that’s the demographic that FOX is going for then they are apparently very successful. Well done, FOX. I know there’s some kind of calculus proof that FOX must use, and the answer comes out to be “64-year-old women = loves estrogen.” Perhaps it’s that they are missing theirs … wow, huge digression, but I think I’ve made my point.

Enough ranting … there was some good stuff:

Every scene with Winston and Chance sparkled with the old magic; from the Caveman-Oprah exchange to “We’ll always have Geneva” to Winston telling Chance he’s never seen him scared before. Those two are one of the finest bromances ever to grace our TV screens.

I loved the green lights for Chance at the end … although I sort of felt like I was watching some old John Cusack movie or something.

Every bit of the episode tonight was fairly entertaining … it just wasn’t Human Target.

The set-up with the fake Ilsa was well done. Seeing our team be caught off-guard like that for a moment was jarring.

Actually, every fake-out was good tonight — finding out Julia was bad, the bait and switch they did at the hotel with Ilsa (until she got all estrogen-y and didn’t follow the plan)

Then there was the unbelievable. FOX, we want the unbelievable, we really do — like Chance the Superhero dropping from the ceiling and shooting every armed gunman in the room with one clip — but we don’t want the eye-rolling boot stuck in the train tracks or Ilsa just happening to have the letter from Marshall in her purse.

And now I leave you, with my heart shattered (and right before Valentine’s Day too), knowing this may very well be the last Human Target that I ever see and burned into my infernal memory cells is Christopher Chance on an estrogen patch.

Photo Credit: Liane Hentscher/FOX