If directors were cam girls

Ridley Scott: not sure if tonight’s show will be good but stick around to find out, you never know!

Burton: with me tonight are returning guests Helena and Johnny

Chazelle: jazz for me baby

Wes Anderson: *attempts to stay center-frame at all times*

Shyamalan: watch until the end. it’ll be worth it, I promise. ;)

Guadagnino: this’ll be another long one, we’ll be streaming Tilda sun comes up

Edgar Wright: with me tonight are returning guests Simon and Nick

Tarantino: *shows feet*

Nolan: hey boys! today’s show will be streamed with my new IMAX camera so please don’t watch on mobile devices xoxo

Sean Baker: *streams from iPhone 7*