The NFL playoffs are upon us, and with 12 teams in the mix, there are 36 possible matchups. Some would be epic, some would be a great chance to catch up on some chores. We’re ranking all 36 right here based not on likelihood, but on watchability alone. (Spoiler: Lamar Jackson and Patrick Mahomes will make for good watching no matter which team they’d play.) And away we go:

36. Titans vs. Vikings: With all due respect to the fine fan bases of Nashville and Minneapolis, let’s be honest: Nobody’s excited about the thought of this matchup.

35. Bills vs. Vikings: This could literally end up as a 4-2 Super Bowl. Wouldn’t that be great?

34. Titans vs. Eagles: This is probably Tennessee’s most favorable matchup given that injury-riddled Philadelphia is now down to drafting fans to play wide receiver.

33. Patriots vs. Vikings: Look, nobody wants to see the Patriots in the Super Bowl anymore. But if they did make it to the Big Game yet again, this would be the least compelling of the six possible matchups.

32. Titans vs. Packers: Aaron Rodgers ought to have more than one ring. This would be his best matchup to get No. 2. Beyond that, this is a watch-for-the-commercials game.

31. Bills vs. Eagles: The only really compelling aspect of any Eagles matchup is whether Philly can get Carson Wentz a ring of his own. The only compelling aspect of any Bills matchup is whether they can get a ring for the franchise. Something’s gotta give!

30. Titans vs. Saints: A Tennessee-Louisiana matchup would prompt calls of SEC bias, which are always fun.

29. Texans vs. Vikings: One of these days Kirk Cousins has to come through in prime time, right? And one of these years, the Vikings will win a Super Bowl, right? Right …?

28. Titans vs. 49ers: If the Ryan Tannehill Experience ended with Tennessee knocking off the NFC’s best in Miami, there’d be a movie made within an hour.

27. Bills vs. Seahawks: Can you imagine what the pregame buildup would be like if Buffalo made it to another Super Bowl? What on earth would the media talk about? I haven’t a clue.

26. Texans vs. Eagles: Could Deshaun Watson win both a college football championship and a Super Bowl? With this matchup he sure could.

25. Titans vs. Seahawks: Certain teams play each other so infrequently that they seem not even to exist in the same league as one another. These are two such teams. Other than that, you’re going to be hanging around the nacho plate during this game.

24. Bills vs. Packers: If this is the matchup, the NFL needs to move the game out of Miami and onto a snowy high school field somewhere in the upper Midwest.

23. Chiefs vs. Vikings: A rematch of Super Bowl IV, which the Chiefs won 23-7. This year’s KC model could score that much in a quarter.

22. Texans vs. 49ers: The Texans are sneaky good, and could punch San Francisco in the mouth. Or they could get blown out by half a hundred. You never know, do you?

21. Bills vs. Saints: Watching Drew Brees challenge a hungry defense like Buffalo’s: never not fun.

20. Ravens vs. Vikings: Purple-on-purple crime. Plus, we’d watch Lamar Jackson standing in line at a buffet … which he’d be able to do after working the Vikings for about a quarter and a half.

19. Texans vs. Saints: There’s a decent chance that whichever city wins this game will outright annex the other.

18. Chiefs vs. Eagles: The Andy Reid Bowl would include all kinds of trickeration, mainly because Kansas City would hang 28 on Philly in the first quarter and the Eagles would have no choice.

17. Texans vs. Packers: Sure, Watson and Rodgers are fun to watch. But this is your basic replacement-level Super Bowl. There’s a reason it’s smack in the middle of this list.

16. Bills vs. 49ers: Somehow the Bills avoided losing to the 49ers during the great 0-for-4 run of the early 1990s. This would give them a chance to tick that off the to-do list.

15. Texans vs. Seahawks: Watching Deshaun Watson and Russell Wilson run in circles around one another would mean this game has a very good chance of coming down to one of those “amazing play that redeems a terrible game” moments.

14. Ravens vs. Eagles: Winner gets Delaware.

13. Patriots vs. 49ers: Two of the NFL’s greatest franchises squaring off would give Kyle Shanahan a chance to redeem himself for not running the ball in Super Bowl LI.

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