Sure, spending $2,000 on a top-of-the-line Tempur-Pedic mattress is certainly grimace-worthy, but a good night's rest is close to priceless. You spend a good third of your life on this thing.

A Hästens will run you anywhere from $4K–$12K, but they're SWEDISH and built for life.

If you can't afford any of these things, just splurge on the fancy pillow.