At times, courts get these weird cases that get thrown out in just a matter of days. This certain filing against Ronda Rousey and the UFC may just be a perfect example.

As Bloody Elbow's Paul Gift uncovered, on 12:52 p.m, plaintiff G.B. White officially filed a lawsuit in Florida, naming Ronda Jean Rousey and the Ultimate Fighting Championship as the defendants. In a 2-page handwritten document, White filed a temporary restraining order against the former UFC champion, stating the following reason:

"Comes now, the plaintiff facing imminent danger and bodily harm from Ronda Rousey who is a fighter for the UFC and I'm whistleblowing a major scandal here in court and fear Ronda Rousey will use her kickboxing skills and judo kick my head into submission to shut my mouth from whistleblowing against Rousey's fraud, lies, manipulation."

The document went on to even more bizarre levels after that.

The plaintiff alleges that there's evidence Rousey is a man who had penis enlargement, bought steroids from Barry Bonds, had a sex tape with Jon Jones, and that "Ron Rousey" was named after his real father, Ron Jeremy.

Read the entire document below: