



The only crime this woman committed in our book was ALCOHOL abuse.

An 81 year old woman named Mary Ellen Stewart was just minding her own business drinking a box of Franzia wine on a park bench in St Petersburg, FL alone, and TOPLESS at 7:40 a.m on Thursday morning.

Cops were called and when they approached her, she started spraying them with the boxed wine. Police arrested her for disorderly intoxication.

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