November 6, 2015

What’s that pounding-thump-thump-moaning sound emanating from the patio? Oh, it’s just Susy out there fucking again. Let’s take a look… Indeed. Yep, it’s Susy. Good ole Susy…she’s always fucking…

Well, friends, it’s a new day. The thing about new days is that they just keep coming. Hey now, you’re an all star, get your blah blah…blah…blah. And, the VR porn movies in the wild just keep adding up. Thus far, it’s been possible to keep track of the whole developing scene, but it won’t be long before it’s not. Just wait until Brazzers, Reality Kings and the rest of the big boys start firing away with their 3D camera rigs. It’s been repeatedly suggested online that Brazzers, in particular, is going to unleash some mind-bending VR movies once they jump into the game.

You get the sense there are a handful of porn moguls out there, right now, sitting back and watching how Badoink and Virtual Real Porn fare in this burgeoning medium. But, I can already tell them…it’s going to be huge. The hugeness isn’t going to happen in 2015, of course. And, in 2016 we’ll see VR get much more popular with consumer versions of Oculus, Vive and so forth. And, the pace of adoption will pick-up, no doubt. But, in 2017 it will be mainstream. This is sooner than others are predicting, but I’ve been researching this. And, it’s a lot to get into now…but, VR is going to go mainstream pretty damn fast.



Update March 5, 2018: Yes, friends, I was very wrong about that prediction about VR being mainstream in 2017. It certainly has gotten much more popular since when this article was written in 2015. But, by no means would I call VR mainstream.

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But, friends…I must live in the present!

I don’t want to, believe me…But, I need to start thinking about what I’m going to have for breakfast and stop thinking about 2019…or 2029…though, you know the whole VR dealio in 2019 is going to be insane.

But, this is about today!

Or, in this case, yesterday, as BaDoink’s new release found its way into my magical headset. Indeed, time for some Susy Gala VR porn, folks. For the most part, I’ve been trying to review these things the day they come out, but yesterday I was in some sort of depressive funk, and I don’t even remember what happened. But, be sure…it wasn’t good. It rarely is…

Now, onto today’s star, the Spanish-speaking, delightfully-tanned temptress…known as Ms. Susy Gala. As I’ve previously said, BaDoinkVR consistently defies the mainstream porn template (and, make no mistake…there is one)…and, in this case, we get one fine mamacita spitting Spanish palabras at us…and, there are some intriguing moments when the camera zooms on Ms. Gala’s face which is enshrouded by a sky-cloud background. And, it’s pretty weird.

There you are in the midst of your mundane life… and, you’re looking at a close-up of Susie Gala’s slender bikini body…and, her face is in your face…and, oh…that Spanish sky in the background. And, you start to forget yourself. The specifics of your life start to drop away. And, isn’t that really what most men want?

So, this movie begins with Ms. Gala in a bikini. She looks great! You know, if someone would just have the nerve to start a bikini VR movie company, they’d be a billionaire in no time flat! Believe me!

So, you get the chance to appreciate a 3D bikini Gala, and I just really want to worship that skinny body!

Now, as to Susy’s performance. It pretty much rocks. She shows off her bikini goodness a bit. But, BaDoink…you might want to, in the future, extend the length of the bikini teasing.

She also spends a good bit of time demonstrating the ancient art known as the suck job. And, there’s something about her cock-riding that’s quite regal. And, her reverse cowgirl’s performed at an interesting akimbo angle with a unique grind-twist, and I can tell you if Susy were riding me, my champagne cork would be shooting toward those clouds before you could say, “Oh, Susy baby!” And, speaking of which, this VR alpha has quite the…um… volume…

All things considered, this is some good VR stuff. I tip my hat to the BaDoink

boys for continually throwing some unexpected variety our way. I’m not sure if the marketplace necessarily rewards this type of ingenuity…but, it should. One week, there’s some VR fucking in a moving van. Next week, Big Man’s abusing a gal. Next week, there’s plastic wrap and candle wax and…some really weird gizmos! Indeed. Check it out. Now it’s your turn…

