Wayne LaPierre is crazier than a shithouse rat at a sewage convention. The proof is in his new Daily Caller op-ed:

It has always been sensible for good citizens to own and carry firearms for lawful protection against violent criminals who prey on decent people. During the second Obama term, however, additional threats are growing. Latin American drug gangs have invaded every city of significant size in the United States. Phoenix is already one of the kidnapping capitals of the world, and though the states on the U.S./Mexico border may be the first places in the nation to suffer from cartel violence, by no means are they the last.

Wait, Phoenix is one of the kidnapping capitals of the world? Should we send in Denzel Washington?

The president flagrantly defies the 2006 federal law ordering the construction of a secure border fence along the entire Mexican border. So the border today remains porous not only to people seeking jobs in the U.S., but to criminals whose jobs are murder, rape, robbery and kidnapping. Ominously, the border also remains open to agents of al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations. Numerous intelligence sources have confirmed that foreign terrorists have identified the southern U.S. border as their path of entry into the country.

So, basically, brown people are pouring over the border to murder, rape, rob, and kidnap your family. And that’s not to mention the tons of brown people who are already in the country raping and pillaging their way through white America. It just makes good sense to arm yourself:

No wonder Americans are buying guns in record numbers right now, while they still can and before their choice about which firearm is right for their family is taken away forever. After Hurricane Sandy, we saw the hellish world that the gun prohibitionists see as their utopia. Looters ran wild in south Brooklyn. There was no food, water or electricity. And if you wanted to walk several miles to get supplies, you better get back before dark, or you might not get home at all.

Dear god, President Obama is trying to take away your guns, so you should buy them RIGHT NAOW before you find yourself living in a dystopian hellscape where zombies — probably Mexican zombies, because you know how they’re so much worse then white zombies — will roast your head on a spit at some apocalyptic luau, and nothing your good friends at the NRA can do will be able to stop them, try as they might.

Hurricanes. Tornadoes. Riots. Terrorists. Gangs. Lone criminals. These are perils we are sure to face—not just maybe. It’s not paranoia to buy a gun. It’s survival. It’s responsible behavior, and it’s time we encourage law-abiding Americans to do just that.

Fucking hell. The weather is out to get us too? Better stock up on assault rifles so that when the next hurricane arrives — the name of which will probably be “Pedro” or “Jose” or “Leroy” or “Akbar” — you can shoot that ethnic hurricane right in its fucking face.

Buy guns. BUY ALL THE GUNS.

Do it for your family. Do it for your country.

[via Daily Caller]