*Derpy Hooves eyes turn bright red, her voice deepens, her face turns into the very visage of pure raw anger, and the ground trembles*



*as magic bolts of energy shoots from Derpy's eyes, destroying everything they touch, Derpy strangles Doctor Whooves*



Derpy Whooves: YOU PROMISED! YOU PROMISED NOT TO CALL ME THAT! YOU SWORE ON YOUR MISERABLE, PITIFUL ALIEN LIFE TO NEVER USE THAT WRETCHED, DISGUSTING NAME!



Doctor Whooves: I'm...*cough* I'm so...*cough* I'm sorry...



Derpy Whooves: WHAT IS MY NAME? WHAT IS MY NAME, DOCTOR, YOU BACKSTABBING COCKROACH!



Doctor Whooves: *cough* Derpy...*cough* Derpy Hooves...*cough* Your name is Derpy Hooves...*cough*



*Derpy stops strangling Doctor Whooves, and bursts into tears*



Doctor Whooves: Derpy...I'm sorry...it was a slip of the tongue...I know how much it hurts...I would never do anything to hurt you...I love you, Derpy, more than anything in the world...you are everything to me...please forgive me, Derpy Hooves...



*Doctor Whooves hugs Derpy*