It should be well enough understood that you can take the man out of Wall Street but you can’t take the Wall Street out of the man, even within the tranquility of the Hamptons. Or maybe, especially in the tranquility of the Hamptons. Yet sometimes, a hedge funder veers so far into hard-partying, frat-boy, Wolf of Wall Street excess that the inanity manages to shock us anyway.

So when the New York Post reported that a thirtysomething hedge-fund portfolio manager had wrecked a $20 million mansion he was renting in Bridgehampton last weekend, it was both expected and still somehow unbelievable. More than 1,000 revelers turned up for the so-called “#Sprayathon” event, at which champagne-gun-toting midgets dressed like Uncle Sam doused the cutoff-clad crowd, all woozily cheering on rapper Ace Hood, who performed on a balcony above the mess. There were inflatable swans. There were champagne showers. And according to the house’s owners, who wished to remain anonymous to the Post, there was stolen art, used condoms, and destroyed furniture throughout the nine-bedroom home and its eight-acre property, which they rent out for $5,000 a night on Airbnb.

The owners say they are suing the hedge funder, who they identify as Moore Capital Management’s Brett Barna, for $1 million, if they can find him. “We’re waiting to serve him,” the owners told the Post, after explaining that they are “preparing a massive lawsuit.”

“Brett was last seen on Sunday chugging champagne with two midgets.”

The massive damage the owners said was left in the wake of the bash hit doubly as hard, since the party came as a total surprise to them. They claim that Barna had told them he would be hosting a fund-raiser to benefit an animal charity, and that just 50 people were slated to attend.

In all the mess, money for those poor animals was still raised, according to the Post. A source said the bikini-sporting masses managed to raise $100,000 for an animal-rescue nonprofit. But what about the animals who showered in cheap bubbly and gleefully posted about it across social media? Who will rescue them?

Update (3:40 P.M.): The party is officially over for Barna. Gone is the contents of many champagne bottles, the air from several pink pool floats, and now, his job. In a statement delivered to the Post, Moore Capital Management said he has been fired. “Mr. Barna’s personal judgment was inconsistent with the firm’s values,” a spokesperson told the paper.