Looking at the Halloween franchise, it's a bit startling to see that in reality, there aren't that many good films in the canon. That said, when Halloween hits its stride, it really nails what it's trying to achieve. When it doesn't, you might want to check whether or not Jamie Lee Curtis is in tow, because the correlation there is really something worth paying attention to. That doesn't change the fact that the eleven-film series spans across 40 years and features a killer that somehow never seems to die.

In a way, the Halloween series can be broken into three categories: very good films, enjoyable disasters, and Rob Zombie. Part of the journey of Michael Myers and Laurie Strode is sitting through the triumphs and the travesties. But in the rundown of films detailing the cursed night of Halloween and the relentless bullshit that one poor woman has to deal with throughout her life, there is a very clear ranking of how those films should be regarded.

Below are all eleven films, ranked based on watchability and plot. Unfortunately, the Tyra Banks and Busta Rhymes installment (yes, seriously) did not take number one, but that doesn't mean it's not very much still in the family. Sit back, grab a papier-mâché mask, and read on.