We’ve all harboured thoughts of running run F1. But could you? Take this handy survey to find out if you’re the kind of person who could control top level motorsport.

What kind of hairstyle do you have?

a) Sensible, well-maintained

b) Like a mutilated doll of a village simpleton

Which of these statements best describes your offspring?

a) Happy, intelligent, thoughtful

b) Ghastly, bright orange, grapefruit-titted avatars of vile entitlement

How do you view racing drivers?

a) Supernaturally talented heroes with a relevant viewpoint

b) Shut up, shut up, shut up, you’re just meat that makes me money

If you wrote a book about your approach to business, what would be the title?

a) Firm But Fair – Empathy In Modern Business

b) Give Me All The Money – How To Be A Greedy, Spiteful, Backstabbing Prick And Get Away With It

Will you die soon?

a) Hopefully not

b) Hopefully

How you scored;

Mostly a) Sorry, you don’t seem to be the right kind of person to run F1.

Mostly b) Congratulations! You sound like the kind of person who could run F1. Maybe you already do.