Woman ‘without any pants on’ busted after feud with other woman

INDIANTOWN — A 35-year-old woman “without any pants on” was arrested after being accused of pulling hair and kicking a person in the stomach, an affidavit states.

Denise Jackson, of Indiantown, was jailed Jan. 16 after the spat in the 14800 block of Southwest 171st Avenue in Indiantown.

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Jackson’s sister told Martin County Sheriff’s deputies that her 11-year-old son reported Jackson had her wallet. Jackson’s sister checked the wallet and determined $90 was missing.

Jackson’s sister confronted Jackson and said she was going to check her for the missing cash.

That’s when Jackson is accused of pulling her sister’s hair and kicking her son in the stomach.

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“She said she asked her to pull her pants down (to) see if Denise hid the money there and while she was assisting her with taking off her pants, Denise tried to run out of the front door,” the affidavit states.

The style of pants, such as bell bottoms, clam diggers, jodhpurs or jeans, wasn’t clear.

Jackson left and “continued down the street without any pants on,” the affidavit states.

It also wasn’t clear whether Jackson wore underwear or went without, a practice known as “going commando.”

Investigators found Jackson, and arrested her on two counts of domestic battery.

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Jackson’s sister didn’t want charges pressed for theft.