son with glasses: i really don't want to live in the dorms mom. do i have to? mom: yes you do mom: you have to learn how to deal with people mom: because one day, you will be surrounded by idiots in an office somewhere and you will have the resist the urge to stab them son: is that why you work from home? mom: yes mom: it's also why we don't have any knives in the house

Part of the Franklin series.