The Stadt of Guy Verhofstadt is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Guy Verhofstadt with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.891 billion Gentenaars enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Healthcare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gentenaar economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion IONS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 109,829 IONS, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Guy Verhofstadt has just been declared ruler of Guy Verhofstadt in an international press conference, soldiers are equipped with multi-million ION battlesuits, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Guy Verhofstadt's national animal is the konijntje, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guy Verhofstadt is ranked 213,848th in the world and 150th in belgium for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 13.28 Tourists Per Hour.