Husband: Baby, our problems are solved.

Wife: You got a job? Really?!

Husband: No, even better. I invented this.

He presents the TV Pillow Remote.

Wife: TV Pillow Remote? I’m confused.

Husband: So was I. That is… until I invented this. Honey, this is going to change everything. You know Guttenberg’s printing press?

Wife: Yeah.

Husband: This is going to be like that.

Wife: I don’t get it.

Husband: What’s not to get? It’s a pillow and a TV remote, together.

Wife: Yeah, that’s what I don’t get.

Husband: Ok, remember how Darn Yankees was a supergroup of people from Styx and Night Rangers? Well, this is like that but for TV.

Wife: But why would you want a remote control in a pillow?

Husband: Well for starters, it’s a lot harder to lose a remote control than a pillow! You ever think of that? I mean, you’re never going to get your pillow lost in the couch cushions.

Wife: Okay, but whenever you lie on the pillow, won’t your head accidentally change the channel?

Husband: …

Husband: …

Husband: Goddammit.