Like Announcing Your Engagement At A Wedding

You just had to do it, didn't you, Toshiba? You just had to upstage us at our own coming-out party.

This was going to be our big day, Toshiba. This was supposed to be the spectacular debut of the new, fully mature Woot. And that just burned you up. So in you strut with your TruBrite LED and your 500GB hard drive: "Look at me! Look at me!" Frankly, it's pathetic.

We hadn't even had a chance take a twirl around the floor to the loving applause of the assembled guests. You didn't even have the decency to give us that. You had to make it all about you. You had to elbow your way into the spotlight so everybody could fawn over your 4GB DDR3 SDRAM and AMD E-Series dual-core processor.



And you even reduced your price to an unprecedented low, so all of our friends would just have to buy your laptop. After the crimes you've committed here today, we've got just one thing to say to you, Toshiba:



You're lucky we can never stay mad at you.

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