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You can make people believe that you’re British by nailing the accent and following British customs. To sound British, choose the classic southern English accent, which nearly all English speakers have an easier time learning. Work on memorizing the characteristic British syntax and grammar, such as the dropping of a definite article. For example, Brits will say “in hospital” instead of “in the hospital.” You’ll also need to nail down the differences in vocabulary between other English speaking dialects. A few common examples include “chips” instead of French fries, “trousers” instead of pants, and the “loo” instead of the bathroom. In addition to the lingo, you’ll also need to follow British rules of etiquette to fool people. For instance, the polite way to greet someone is to offer a firm handshake with no further contact, and when you’re invited somewhere, always be punctual. For tips about how to understand British humour, keep reading!