A travel advisory has been issued warning those traveling to the United States of America to exercise extreme caution during their time there. Citizens of every other country are advised to avoid confrontation with locals, and leave just as soon as they can.

The notice is not intended to apply to all 7.1 billion people who are not US residents, but only those who those who satisfy one of more of the following criteria:

Not white Female Gay Transgender Muslim Atheist Speak a foreign language (inc. Spanish) Wear robes or any other funny clothing Politically minded

Also those that decide to still go are warned to avoid the following places and activities where they could encounter trouble:

Trump rallies Schools (elementary through college) Dallas Airports Driving The Deep South Cinemas Most of California Detroit Probably Cleveland too Wildlife Refuges Libraries Urban areas Inhabited rural areas Many suburban areas Political conventions Bridges Conversation

White anti-immigrant Anglo-Saxon Englishmen who voted to leave Europe should be fine though.