Days out in Iraq really gets me in the dump until I actually take one.



Yes, he spelled that as “reinlistment” papers.

Days out in Iraq really gets me in the dump until I actually take one. It’s always nice to see a little motivation as I walk in the porter shitter to read all the wonderful shit Marines, soldiers, sailors, and the airmen must let us know about. You read such things as who’s the harderst (gayest) branch of service, who’s got the sluttiest chicks, how much they hate their own branch of service, how well they can draw certain parts of the human anatomy, and overall reassure everyone who bothers to read any of it that the recruiters of this country get the best and brightest to sign up.

In all seriousness, these guys make the people who write anonymous internet comments off of THIS site look like Rhodes Scholars. Can we bring back a draft, please?



