Comcast: We’ll be there between 7 a.m. and f**k yourself in the face, or, Comcast—every single one of our customers hates us, but there isn’t anything they can do about it because we are an oligopoly and there is very rarely any alternative for high speed internet in most of our coverage area. Or, Comcast—Because F**k You.

Youtube: Don’t read the comments. Pabst Blue Ribbon: Tag us on Instagram Wal-Mart: We slave, you save. Ed Hardy: Made for douchebags, by Malaysian children. Tesla: Told you so. It’s almost here, it’s awesome, it’s expensive, and no it’s not here yet. Subway: Tricking you into high calorie meals for years. Honda: This car does not die. We’ve tried. Bank of America: Bend over. Taco Bell: “You obviously don’t care what you put into your mouth, so why should we?” BP: Lol, our bad. Abercrombie and Fitch: If you’re ugly, f**k off, broseph. And that’s probably enough, for now. We’re talking about the same few companies at this point, anyways. If Major Companies / Brands Used Realistic Slogans Get Our Podcast: