nikolai [4:26 AM]

i hate everybody, and i especially hate kids, but what's wrong with underage players in eve

otsdarva [4:26 AM]

i did see an orca on our lossboard though

kaahz [4:26 AM]

^^^

otsdarva [4:26 AM]

rekt

nikolai [4:27 AM]

we have multiple underage folks in corp

kaahz [4:27 AM]

purge

nikolai [4:27 AM]

so again, what's wrong with that

otsdarva [4:27 AM]

NOOOOOOOOOO

kaahz [4:27 AM]

most of us are adults

chadrickfrakes [4:27 AM]

I play Eve because of the age demographic vs most online games.

kaahz [4:27 AM]

yea

nikolai [4:27 AM]

if it's him being a dumbass then sure

kaahz [4:27 AM]

fucking kids

chadrickfrakes [4:27 AM]

I don't want to talk about this again!

nikolai [4:27 AM]

if it's because he's young, you have bigger issues

chadrickfrakes [4:27 AM]

Why does Bardam hate girls? Same thing.

nikolai [4:28 AM]

i dont believe it is

kaahz [4:28 AM]

it's similar

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this is our place to relax after work

otsdarva [4:28 AM]

we need girls

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and they should be SUPER hot

kaahz [4:28 AM]

lol

nikolai [4:28 AM]

it's not our job to babysit kids, and we dont and wont. but they can play the game with us

otsdarva [4:28 AM]

ok corp project

kaahz [4:28 AM]

super hot girls that play eve

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things that don't exist

nikolai [4:28 AM]

we're not kicking people just because they're not 18

otsdarva [4:28 AM]

you must recruit a total of 1 girl per character you have in DNG

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but the catch is

bardam [4:29 AM]

being old gives us the ability to be bigoted against young people. it's a naturally occurring phenomenon

otsdarva [4:29 AM]

the girls gotta be like, solid 8s

kaahz [4:29 AM]

solid 8's from real world people

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or eve people

otsdarva [4:29 AM]

./10 i mean not years old

chadrickfrakes [4:29 AM]

BRB, moving toons to Baldrad corp.

otsdarva [4:29 AM]

real world

kaahz [4:29 AM]

oof

otsdarva [4:29 AM]

yeah like i said good luck

nikolai [4:29 AM]

lol ots

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this just in: all of dng gets arrested

otsdarva [4:29 AM]

hahaha

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yeah

kaahz [4:30 AM]

lol

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nice ping

nikolai [4:30 AM]

but seriously if you have a problem with a guy solely because of his age, you have issues. we have multiple high schoolers in corp and i'd have been playing eve from middle school if i knew about it

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maturity and age are different

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if the guy's actually retarded, then kick him, because we're not catering to a kid just because he's young

otsdarva [4:31 AM]

i'd have been playing eve from before you were born

shiva [4:31 AM]

yeah

otsdarva [4:31 AM]

times infinity

bardam [4:31 AM]

i reserve the right to hate anyone for any reason

shiva [4:31 AM]

can people please stop getting their panties twisted?

kaahz [4:31 AM]

PANTIES TWISTED FC HALP

otsdarva [4:31 AM]

that's not your knickers twistin that's my hand flickin your bean

kaahz [4:32 AM]

I agree with bardam

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I'm old enough to hate anyone I want

chadrickfrakes [4:32 AM]

I disagree. 14 year olds are shitters and someone is going to end up sending a picture of their brown eye to a minor.

kaahz [4:32 AM]

for any reason

otsdarva [4:32 AM]

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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LOOOOOOOL

​[4:32]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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BROWN EYE

nikolai [4:32 AM]

are you seriously-

otsdarva [4:32 AM]

BROWN EYE!

kaahz [4:32 AM]

I mean, fleet porn is a concern

nikolai [4:32 AM]

because some 14 year old might see a naked dude, you want to kick them from corp

otsdarva [4:32 AM]

fever

chadrickfrakes [4:32 AM]

Yes.

otsdarva [4:32 AM]

when you hold me tight

nikolai [4:32 AM]

no

kaahz [4:32 AM]

Someone links some porn in fleet

otsdarva [4:32 AM]

FEVER

kaahz [4:32 AM]

And there's a kid

chadrickfrakes [4:32 AM]

I'll set up a Dust corp for him.

shiva [4:32 AM]

he's 14 not 10

kaahz [4:33 AM]

did he just set a minor porn?

otsdarva [4:33 AM]

THIS IS THE WORST CHAT EVER

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LITERALLY

bardam [4:33 AM]

this is giving me cancer

shiva [4:33 AM]

i'm sure he saw a shitload of aholes

leoniaszateki [4:33 AM]

Literally

shiva [4:33 AM]

he's watching porn like all day long

otsdarva [4:33 AM]

i'm fucking leaking this to reddit

nikolai [4:33 AM]

most people were married when they were 14

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2000 years ago

otsdarva [4:33 AM]

now all of reddit knows you're a bunch of pedos

kaahz [4:33 AM]

and in texas

otsdarva [4:33 AM]

FUCKING PEDOS

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@tujiko:

bardam [4:33 AM]

chadrick is right about the legal ramifications of letting underage kids in to a place where we have a history of sending people pics of our ballsacks

tujiko [4:33 AM]

joined #officerlounge by invitation from @otsdarva

kaahz [4:34 AM]

thank you bardam

bardam [4:34 AM]

so stop trying to shit on him

shiva [4:34 AM]

that's snapchat

otsdarva [4:34 AM]

THE LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS OF SNAPCHAT ARE COVERED BY THE TOS

shiva [4:34 AM]

ffs that's not an official alliance comms channel

otsdarva [4:34 AM]

I MADE THAT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP~~~~~

nikolai [4:34 AM]

so then simple rule

bardam [4:34 AM]

ffs it's been linked in FLEET

shiva [4:34 AM]

just tell him

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hey don't add those 2 guys on snapchat

otsdarva [4:34 AM]

ok

​[4:34]

OK

shiva [4:34 AM]

bang

otsdarva [4:34 AM]

NO i'm serious now

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shush now

shiva [4:34 AM]

issue solved

otsdarva [4:34 AM]

the new rule is

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virgins aren't allowed

kaahz [4:34 AM]

lol

otsdarva [4:35 AM]

so goodbye most of dng

chadrickfrakes [4:35 AM]

I have gaids now.

nikolai [4:35 AM]

corp size 10

leoniaszateki [4:35 AM]

Well fleet porn is liable to get you banned period

otsdarva [4:35 AM]

corp size this channel

leoniaszateki [4:35 AM]

If a kids parents wrote ccp about fleet porn

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Bans incoming

otsdarva [4:35 AM]

LMAO

nikolai [4:35 AM]

eh

otsdarva [4:35 AM]

L;OL

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Can you imagine that letter

shiva [4:35 AM]

i just can't see the issue

otsdarva [4:35 AM]

and no

shiva [4:35 AM]

slack porn is in a channel clearly marked

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fleet porn isn't allowed by cco

otsdarva [4:36 AM]

i don't see a kids parents writing to Blizzard saying 'MY SON FOUND A NAUGHTY LINK CAUSE SOMEONE WROTE IT IN CHAT'

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which is the same thing as eve

leoniaszateki [4:36 AM]

Dude

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That has literally happened

shiva [4:36 AM]

snapchat is out of official alliance stuff and it's easy to tell the guy to not add baldrad

kaahz [4:36 AM]

forget snapchat

​[4:36]

fleet porn

otsdarva [4:36 AM]

oh ok well if it's happened then

kaahz [4:36 AM]

fleeeeeet porn

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needs to stop

otsdarva [4:36 AM]

ya guys post some porn

kaahz [4:36 AM]

if we letting kids in

otsdarva [4:36 AM]

y

nikolai [4:36 AM]

if they're in dng, they already look at porn

bardam [4:36 AM]

this is now making me very aids

otsdarva [4:36 AM]

i'd still fuck you if you had aids i reckon bardam

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actually nah

chadrickfrakes [4:37 AM]

I have double aids. And I'm retarded now.

otsdarva [4:37 AM]

probably not sorry

bardam [4:37 AM]

you would already have it

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everybody is being retarded to some degree. do you really want to rock this boat? if so, we're going to be obligated to make new fucking rules which nobody wants

chadrickfrakes [4:38 AM]

Kill giphy. I'm on board.

leoniaszateki [4:38 AM]

Homestly I just wanna kick the kid to end this discussion

kaahz [4:38 AM]

^

bardam [4:38 AM]

unfortunatly that wont end the discussion

chadrickfrakes [4:38 AM]

I killed it earlier and it moved!

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But for real kill giphy.

otsdarva [4:39 AM]

you guys

​[4:39]

this is just an adventure

​[4:39]

an experience

leoniaszateki [4:39 AM]

Haha

otsdarva [4:39 AM]

hardships we have to endure

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as a team

bardam [4:39 AM]

because nik thinks you're mentally handicapped for being predigest against minors

otsdarva [4:39 AM]

and there's no I in team!

kaahz [4:39 AM]

lol

nikolai [4:39 AM]

more like

bardam [4:39 AM]

can't you fucks see this cycle?

nikolai [4:39 AM]

if you're a kid and you're playing eve, you're already not a kid

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especially if you find dng

shiva [4:40 AM]

lol ots biomass

bardam [4:40 AM]

if YOU drop the subject, it goes away

nikolai [4:40 AM]

this game doesnt appeal to retards for a reason

bardam [4:40 AM]

OMFG

otsdarva [4:40 AM]

no one is a small goat

chadrickfrakes [4:40 AM]

You're a small goat.

otsdarva [4:40 AM]

i dunno i think ur all pretty retarded

chadrickfrakes [4:40 AM]

:goat:

kaahz [4:40 AM]

v0v

otsdarva [4:40 AM]

so it appeals to some retards

kaahz [4:40 AM]

I'm gonna go get divorced, I'll be back later nerds

otsdarva [4:40 AM]

\o

leoniaszateki [4:40 AM]

I don't give a fuck why we kick him

otsdarva [4:40 AM]

good luck

kaahz [4:40 AM]

LIKE AN ADULT

​[4:40]

lol

leoniaszateki [4:40 AM]

I'm just saying I'd rather have a happy Chadrick than billy ball sack

shiva [4:41 AM]

kick him for his age?

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we got way worse people

leoniaszateki [4:41 AM]

Nothing of value lost and all

otsdarva [4:41 AM]

i think we should kick all the black people then too

bardam [4:41 AM]

so find a reason to kick him that doesn't involve getting a bunch of idiots panty twists

leoniaszateki [4:41 AM]

Hahahaha

chadrickfrakes [4:41 AM]

I'm on Evecation. I was just voicing my opposition, was losing and conceded.

otsdarva [4:41 AM]

we gotta keep the asians though because of city

leoniaszateki [4:41 AM]

Well you fostered support

chadrickfrakes [4:41 AM]

There's no I in loser!

otsdarva [4:42 AM]

there is an I in chadrick though

​[4:42]

and I stands for I'm shit

​[4:42]

REKT

chadrickfrakes [4:42 AM]

:fire:

otsdarva [4:42 AM]

guys i'm gonna leak these logs

chadrickfrakes [4:43 AM]

Great. Welcome all the pedophiles that join DnG for the free window shopping.

otsdarva [4:43 AM]

HAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

new messages

leoniaszateki [4:44 AM]

anyway im all for a case by case assesment of maturity and fitting into dng

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we've done it all along

chadrickfrakes [4:44 AM]

Ots how many pots are you smoking?

leoniaszateki [4:44 AM]

i just think its not a bad thing to at least discuss the posibilities of shit hitting fan with minors

shiva [4:45 AM]

hi reddit hi mom

leoniaszateki [4:45 AM]

also ill be fcing a show me your weiner fleet later tonight

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18 and under only

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