Good news, Dominique Strauss-Kahn: after a brief half-day in the spotlight, you’re no longer this week’s most visible lech. Radar Online, the toothless Web iteration of the thrice-failed pop-culture monthly, published an anthology of Facebook messages allegedly sent by Anthony Weiner to an unnamed woman. According to this woman, the Democratic congressman composed about 200 “sexually explicit messages.” In one of the excerpted missives, Weiner brags of his “ridiculous bulge.” (We’ll dutifully add that to our list of genitalia euphemisms.) In another, he told her, “You will surely make noise when I take you (censored). I will tell you (censored).” In Weiner’s defense, the redacted message could actually have been quite innocent.You will surely make noise when I take you seriously. I will tell you, “Thanks.”

You will surely make noise when I take you to Yankee Stadium. I will tell you, “Go Yanks!”

You will surely make noise when I take you up on that offer to play Words With Friends. I will tell you “weirdlier” isn’t a word.

On the heels of the Radar story, digital provocateur Andrew Breitbart published a shirtless self-portrait of a man who bears a striking resemblance to Weiner. (Breitbart’s Web site, Big Government, is extremely slow right now, presumably due to a traffic overload.) The entirely unsexy, bizarrely self-serious photo “was allegedly sent to [a] young woman on Friday, May 20, 2011 via a Yahoo! email address that she claims was an alternate alias for Rep. Weiner.” Breitbart concluded his post on a prescient note: “Later that same day, apparently after receiving several images from the young woman, Rep. Weiner allegedly sent another photograph to her from the same Yahoo! email address. That photograph (attached to the email as ‘ready.JPG’) is extremely graphic, and leaves nothing to the imagination.”

Weiner will give a press conference today at four p.m. at the Sheraton on 53rd Street. The number of Midtown hotels unassociated with recent sex scandals shrinks a little bit every day.