​There are some people around who are sabermetrics guys.





With all the technology surrounding sports, you can have a statistic for literally every single situation imaginable. It allows us to have the most important news at our fingertips.





For example, we now know why the Lions failed to score a touchdown early in Sunday's matchup against the Bears. CBS gave us the huge breaking news that Matt Stafford changed his gloves a career high four times today.

​​Incredible ground-breaking news out of CBS.





It's a shame we didn't know this earlier in the day so fantasy owners could've stored Stafford on his bench. Four glove changes is extremely excessive. You can't expect a great performance with that kind of switching going on.





You have to wonder why CBS would even think people need statistics like this. In what world do we need to know how many times Stafford changed his gloves? Where is the line drawn? Is that even accurate?





Soon, we'll know Stafford's completion percentage on days where he has pancakes for breakfast versus waffles. The possibilities are endless.

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