Starring Nick! BTW, this may or may not be the start of a wildly successful PSA series.

CONTRARY to what most people believe, vampires actually tend to have excellent impulse control when it comes to not killing people. It’s just possible that that’s because they get more practice at having to restrain the urge than most of us. At least the ones that are holding down jobs. And who have coworkers.

…Okay. Actually, maybe it’s not all THAT much more practice than the rest of us get.