(I'll admit, my dirty talk during the blowjob and fucking sections is a little sparse. Feel free to improv there as you please)

The Landlord

(Startled) Oh! Oh, it's you, (relieved) you scared me. I wasn't expecting anyone else to be in my apartment. Um, well, I think I know why you're here though. This month's rent was due yesterday, right? Ok, well, here's the thing...um...I don't really...have it this month. Yeah...just like last month...and the month before that... Look, the point is I know I'm behind, and thank you so much for not evicting me, and I'm really sorry, but I just don't have the money. I thought I could get more hours at my job but that didn't really work out.

I mean, I have some of it. How much? Two-thirds. Almost two-thirds. Ok, maybe it's closer to half than two-thirds. Yeah, that's just for this month's...(Pause for a few seconds) Oh no, please don't kick me out! I really love this place, I mean, the building is gorgeous, the neighborhood is cool, and it's super close to my job. Please, I don't want to lose the place, but the rent is just kind of out of my budget right now.

Look, it's actually a good thing that you're here, because I wanted to talk to you anyway. I've been thinking, maybe we could work some kind of arrangement? Like, I could help you out here and there, and you could maybe lower my rent? I mean, if it means I can keep living here, I'd be willing to do...anything. Like what? Well, why don't you take a second and think about what falls under...anything. (Pause for a few seconds) Wash your car...and clean the building's pool?

Ok, maybe I need to be more clear. I've seen you looking at me. Oh come on, don't deny it, I'm not oblivious, you know. You like looking at me. And that's ok, I don't mind. But haven't you ever wanted to do more than just look? Haven't you ever wanted to touch me? Haven't you ever wanted me to touch you? I could, you know. And, I mean, you're not so bad looking yourself. Come on, what do you say? For half of my rent, once a month, we can touch...and lick...and suck... Yeah? You're interested? Well, why don't you follow me over to the couch then.

Go on, sit down. Get nice and comfy so I can sit on your lap. Does that feel good? Having the ass that you've watched in tight jeans and short skirts pressing down on your lap? Touch it. *Soft moan* Yes. Squeeze it. Yeah, just like that. Mmm...hope you don't mind if I grind you a bit while you do that. You don't mind? *Giggle* I thought you wouldn't. Here, let me take off my top so you can see more of me. Let's get this bra out of the way too and...tada...you've been waiting to see these haven't you? Go ahead, touch them. *Soft moan* Oh your hands feel nice. My breasts feel good too, right? Here, let me just lean forward so you can suck on them. Oh yeah...you're so gentle... Are they as good you thought they'd be? Better? Flatterer. Mmm...now suck on the other one. Oh, your cock is getting rock hard from this, isn't? I can feel it swelling underneath me. Yeah? Does it feel good when I grind on it like that? When I just roll my hips back and forth on your lap? *Giggle* Good. Now let's get you out of those pants.

Here, just let me...there we go. Ah. Much better, right? Damn, that's a pretty nice cock you've got there. Do you want me to suck on it? Well, yeah, that was the agreement, right? Half of my rent, and we can touch, lick, and suck anywhere you want. Yeah? Ok, well...alright, this might sound kind of weird, but...can we kiss first? It's just a little to weird to give a guy a blowjob without even having even kissed him before, you know? Oh, just shut up and kiss me. (Kissing starts soft, but moves towards a full-blown makeout session). Mm...you taste good. You're pretty good at this... (Gasp, then a soft moan) Oh yes, put your hand right there. Can you feel my pussy through my jeans? (Gradually louder moans and deeper kisses, which abruptly cut off)

Ok, ok! This is supposed to be about you. (Catching breath) Here, you just sit back and relax. Ok, now move your hips forward a little so I can get down between your legs...perfect. You've got a really nice cock. I've already told you that, haven't I? Here, let me just *kiss* kiss my way up your shaft. *kiss* Do my lips feel good? (A few more kisses, then she begins to suck) Can't forget about your balls either, can we? Let me rub them while I suck you some more (a long period of sucking) *Giggle* I like the way that I make your back arch. (more sucking) Do you want me to go deeper? Oh yeah, I can definitely go deeper. (Longer sucks, maybe a little gagging too)

What is it? Stop? Are you getting close? (Brief pause) You want to fuck me? Well...I mean, the deal was touch, lick, and suck for half of my rent, remember? But...you've got me pretty turned on right now, and it's been a long time... Tell you what, if you cover my entire rent, the whole thing for the month, plus the utilities,...I'll let you fuck me. Yes? Oh fuck yes, I am so glad you agreed, because I am fucking drenched right now. Here, let me get these jeans and panties off.

Lie back on the couch. Just let me...*moan* oh fuck...God I've missed this. Yeah just relax and let me ride you. (A long period of kissing and moaning as she rides him) Yeah, grab my ass like that. Buck your hips back against me. Get your money's worth and fuck me! Yeah yeah yeah, just like that. Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum! (Build up to a climax and she cums while riding him).

(Catching breath) Oh fuck, that was good. I've needed that for a while now. Your turn, where do you want to cum? Do you want to come inside of me? I'm on the pill, so you can, you know, and I wouldn't mind riding on this cock some more. Oh, in my mouth? And you want me to swallow? Of course, I'd do that.

(Sucking) Mm, I can taste myself on you. Does that turn you on? Let me suck on these balls too. (Sucking) You're right on the edge, aren't you? These balls are just aching to shoot their cum. Mm, you're twitching. Here give me that cock again. (Resumes sucking) I'm going to suck every last drop of cum from you. I've got to make sure you get your money's worth, right? (Sucking becomes more intense as he gets closer to the edge) Yeah, that's it, buck your hips. Cum for me. Let me swallow you. (Sucking and moaning grow louder until he cums in her mouth) Oh yeah, cum for me, every drop. (Intense sucking that gradually slows down as the orgasm winds down)