After Chattanooga city inspectors told Koch’s Bakery on Broad Street that the nearby flying-doughnut mural the bakery commissioned was an illegal form of advertising, citing Chattanooga’s sign ordinance, the inspectors were placated by the bakery’s new plans to change the mural to become a landscape of dildos.

“Koch’s isn’t selling dildos, so the new mural design is perfectly fine since it wouldn’t be considered advertising,” said city inspector Marc Bolibar.

A watercolor mock-up sketch of the new dildo mural revealed a colorful landscape of various dildos of different sizes – medium, large and alien-sized – and varieties, such as the Hobbit-themed “Dildo Baggins” and the “Head of State” Barack Obama dildo.

City inspectors also approved a proposed mural design commissioned by Miranda’s Adult Bookstore, which is located across the street from Koch’s Bakery, which will feature giant flying doughnuts.