Disney's Marvel Entertainment announced on ABC talk show "The View" that Thor, the God of Thunder himself, is no longer worthy of wielding Mjolnir, the mystical Asgardian hammer. A woman -- not yet identified -- will now wield it, and that means we're getting a female Thor.

How did Thor become unworthy? Did he lie? Did he abandon his morals? He must have. "Only those of sound moral character and integrity may lift Mjolnir," according to the Marvel Universe wiki. Without it, as we saw in the 2011 Marvel...