I was just wondeing this the other day. i personally am a sitter, however i know several people who are standers. Confused at how this was so, i took on the challenge to wipe my butt standing up. So heres the flaws i found

1. it requires leg muscle.

2. The butt cheeks close up for uneasy access

3. wen outta tp, u have to stay squatting to get more

4. If its real runny, u might be squatting for a lonnngg time b4 ur butt is finally clean

5.u cant relax afterwards

6 if u do relax, u have to sit back down, which means you have to stand back up again. = too much work

7. to dispose of the dirty tp, u must hold the tp for a longer period of time than if u were sitting down.

8. wen u stand up, the wet\dirty bottom will smudge against eachother for a wierd feeling.

9. The overall relaxing feeling of taking a dump is wrecked when you are forced to stand up

10. If you stand, then find out there is no tp left on the roll (a common occurance) you must sit back down to properly replace the tp, if you stand up your legs will really burn form all that squatting.

Amen.