It was a very cold day in Distant Planet, Bowser was feeling quite frisky tonight. He had no luck with Princess Peach, and after numerous attempts, he decided to call it quits on her. This left Bowser feeling empty inside, so much so that the only thoughts in his mind were those questioning his sexuality. He had a mad crush on a spaceman, the one we all know that is followed around by 3 quite fucking colorful turds. The 3 turds that followed the spaceman around gave Bowser a hint, a hint that might make the spaceman gay. Bowser thought to himself, "If I take this risk, the worst thing that could happen is denial. I've had enough with trying to cover my true colors.". By the time that Bowser finished his thought he had already gone to his basement, where he kept his unicycle. Bowser looked at his wrist, noticing that the time read 9:11 PM, "If I go to him now he will think I'm a creep!" Bowser thought as he put his unicycle down. He looked over his shoulder and found some old tapes, the tapes were labeled "Distant Planet Tournament Finals 4", "Space Jam" and finally "This nigga eating beans xd". Bowser took the Distant Planet tape as fast as he could and ran upstairs to his room. He put the tape in his thingy that reads tapes and went under his bed where he had a locked box. Bowser unlocked the box by force, unable to contain his thirst for the spaceman he broke that mother fucking lock and took out what he considered was his biggest shame ever, a 40 inch Dragon Dildo. Bowser sat on his bed and as he assumed, the tournament consisted of 5 matches, all of which the spaceman had trouble winning. Bowser started watching, the sudden, drastic changes of Distant Planet's weather were high. Rain was pouring down, making the whole stage muddy and slippery. The small, spaceman known as Olimar appeared from the right, as he pulled out his 3 colorful turds from the ground, Bowser saw him as a glorious hero, King Arthur taking Excalibur out of the ground 3 consecutive times. Bowser smiled at this, thinking that one day he might have to pull his space turds out of Bowser's asshole. The enemy competitor was none other than Link, readying his sword and stance, Bowser growled in anger, not wanting his beloved spaceman to be injured. At the very start of the battle Olimar dashed forward, though due to the mud on the ground he slipped and fell over. Link saw an opportunity to strike so he hookshot the tiny spaceman onto his arms, holding him in one arm, Bowser immediately grew jealous, but soon he understood that this was not an act of love, Link then grabbed onto Olimar's space suit and smashed his helmet with the butt of the mighty Master Sword. His helmet broken from the impact, Olimar felt completely defenseless, all he thought of doing was hugging Link and sticking his yellow turd onto his back. Link lost control over his body, as the electrocution from the turd sent him into a sudden spasm in his arms. His arms immediately went up due to the shock, his sword being on his left hand resulted in him slicing Olimar lightly. The slice was light, but strong enough for Olimar's space suit to be cut off, with a huge gash in it Olimar thought it was best he stepped out of his space suit and fight Link the way god brought him to the world. Bowser was highly excited, so much so that he forgot that he had left his dragon dildo near the base of his anus. The excitement forced Bowser to sit up cheering his beloved on, but due to that sudden motion the dragon dildo managed to find its way wholy inside of Bowser. Bowser blushed, imagining his beloved spaceman he began riding the fuck out of it like a goddamn cowgirl. Bowser then suddenly whipped out his mega dong and beat the meat as he was bouncing on the dragon dildo getting more and more excited as Olimar began actually doing something in his goddamn life. Link swung his blade wildly at Olimar, causing him to panic and start to frolic around in the mud. While some may consider the acts of Olimar were highly offensive, this only made Bowser get turned on even more. The massive, burly reptile began thirsting for the spaceman even more, so much so that he yelled out "I want Olimar's tiny body wrapped around my colossal black dick." Bowser knew that at any moment he'd release a warm and creamy white load all over his room. He grunted and began chiming Olimar's name repeatedly, it echoed throughout the entire neighborhood. He finally pumped the long schlong one last time and watched the foreign secretion exit his muscular THICCCCCC body.