Despicable.

First of all, just save your shit, I know this map was already double-blogged this morning, but this blog has very little to do with the map. It’s about the ridiculousness and patheticness of Johnny Unitas being the top seller in Indiana. That’s a fact that I simply can’t ignore. It’s hilarious. Johnny U DESPISED Indianapolis. He cut all ties with the Colts when they moved. They moved and poof! The Colts were dead to him. Straight up murdered in the mind of the great Johnny U. Dead to the entire city of Baltimore and the state of Maryland.

There were even pictures of Bob Irsay in the urinals at Johnny U’s restaurant so that the cultured folks in Baltimore could piss all over Bob’s grubby alcoholic face. Every time the Colts reached out to honor him in Indianapolis he told them to shove it. That bitterness remained until the day Johnny died. HE HATES YOUR GUTS INDIANA. But yet those dumbasses are wearing his throwback like it’s going out of style.

This is really a testament to Indianapolis being a sorry sack of shit place. Baltimore ain’t roses, but at least we’ve got a sense of pride. You won’t catch a Jim Brown jersey in the Charm City because the guy had nothing to do with us. We left the Browns with Cleveland and started our own thing. It’s pathetic to honor people who hate your guts. Know your place, Indy. Have some pride. You’ve got plenty of rich sports history to pull from. Detlef Schrempf. Ever heard of him?

PS: Cal Ripken is obviously a home run #1. Born, raised, 100% Maryland. God bless CRJ.