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The newly appointed Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs has today been placed in the Special Housing Unit, after a violent confrontation with a number of white supremacists who accosted him in the yard.

The Former Prime Minister, who continues his decent into radical black nationalism while incarcerated, and now goes by the title of Tony X, will be spending the foreseeable future in the prison’s solitary confinement wing.

This follows the Prime Minister’s announcement that the Member For Warringah will be given free rein in his job as special envoy for Indigenous affairs, with Morrison backing the former prime minister to pursue his new role without toeing the government line.

“I want him to be able to free rein on this,” Mr Morrison told Sky News.

“I don’t want him to be constrained… as a minister trying to defend government policy and all this sort of thing.”

This announcement appears to contrast with Uncle Tony’s current circumstances, after being disciplined heavily by the NSW Corrective Services after ‘going the gee-oh with some Nazis. Drawing upon his years spent boxing at Oxford University.

It is believed after being racially abused, ridiculed and threatened physically, the respected Northern Beaches Community leader responded by ‘caving some heads’ – a turn of events that he insists came as a last resort.

“Tell Morrison and the rest of those hubbas that I’m putting some work in” he told our reporters, before being marched into a bright white room with no windows or visible corners.

“These fullas are worse than Pauline”

“…and now I’m getting in trouble for standing up for myself while they ridicule us mob”

“Tell Marg I’ll call her when they put me back in general”