In the wake of Lord and Miller’s departure from the upcoming untitled Han Solo solo film, Variety has reported the director duo were fired from the film due to a plethora of reasons. Aside from what Variety was able to share, FSW was sent an additional list of incidents that ultimately led to their termination. See the full list after the jump.

Top 10 Reasons Lord and Miller Were Fired From the Han Solo Film

Invited a high Josh Trank onto the set with his pack of wild dogs Spent $10 million to motion capture a 12-foot tall booger monster for an on-set prank Refused to make Han Solo a double-jointed pregnant black lesbian Went so far off script that even R2 and BB-8 couldn’t map the way back Kathleen Kennedy stepped barefoot onto a pile of LEGOs in their trailer Insisted on naming the film Cloudy with a Chance of Spaceballs Redesigned Emilia Clarke’s bounty hunter outfit to “young Slave Leia” Left a studio hack in charge while they secretly took flying lessons from Harrison Ford Parked their tandem bicycle in a spot reserved for Strong Female Executives Only One too many improv’ed peepee jokes

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