Last night, Univision aired “El Gran Encuentro con El Gobernador Mitt Romney” – the first of two nights of conversations with the 2012 presidential candidates held at the University of Miami (Barack Obama’s airs tonight, if you don’t have Univision you can watch the

). I tuned in to see whether my boo Jorge Ramos could force any specifics on immigration policy out of Mitt’s standard circumlocutions, but unfortunately I kept getting distracted by the fact that Mitt looked like a Cheeto. He looked like he put two cucumbers over his eyes and then let his makeup artist blast him with a spray tan made of Dorito dust and rust flakes.