"Abe's stories actually bored Death to death – it's a Christmas miracle! That is, if you have a really low bar for miracles. Now it's time to take down those lights and put Christmas away for another year (or 5 months if you're a retailer). But what comes next? A time-traveling escapade? An actually memorable New Years' Eve? Just make sure your NYE resolution is to stay tuned for more Tapped Out!"