Pint-sized 'Jersey Shore'; Gaga on track to earn $100 million

By Liz Kelly



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And we thought "Jersey Shore" itself was indicative of the decline of Western civilization. That was before Jenni "JWOWW" Farley posted this photo -- of what appears to be a mini Snooki, Situation and JWOWW -- to her Twitter account. No word yet on who the kids are or how psychologically scarred they may be from being forced to wear hair poufs, huge jewelry and -- possibly -- spray tanner.

More morning mix -- including Gaga's expected earnings and Sting's "tawdry" sex -- after the jump...

Celebrity Beat: Lady Gaga projected to earn $100 million in 2011... In an interview with Howard Stern, Camille Grammer implied that soon-to-be-ex Kelsey Grammer likes to cross-dress... Michelle Williams on Heath Ledger: "Very obviously for me and for [daughter Matilda], there's a hole in our life"... Sting tells Bazaaar magazine that he and wife Trudie Styler like "tawdry" sex... Kardashian sisters plan August launch for Sears lingerie collection... 50 Cent may face investigation after promoting stock on Twitter... Amy Winehouse shows off bruises in Brazil.

Rumor Mill: Charlie Sheen blames ear infection (not Vegas weekend) for missed work... Keira Knightley and Rupert Friend split after five years together... Goldie Hawn's ex pens tell-all about their alleged open marriage... Lindsay Lohan skipping grandmother's 87th birthday to "focus on sobriety," says dad.

Say What?

"When I've done a good job, I've worked my [expletive] off in a movie and been very disciplined, then to reward myself I'll take that governor off and say: 'Go ahead and do what you want, man. You want to get drunk? You do whatever you want.'" -- Jeff Bridges on how he celebrates wrapping up work on a film.

