A Florida man's shoplifting stunt caught on surveillance camera proves once and for all it's possible to stuff a chainsaw down pants and ride away on a bicycle without harming the family jewels.

The incident in question unfolded before the video cameras at Treasure Coast Lawn Equipment in Port St. Lucie Oct. 28. The daring shoplifter is seen on video stuffing the ill-gotten goods down the front of his shorts and covering up his stash with his shirt.

The man then waltzed out of the store, got on a bicycle and rode away.