Ever wanted a Thanksgiving film where turkeys time travel and have light Texas accents? Well, you're in luck, because here that is in Free Birds, a film in which Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson voice presidentially-pardoned turkeys that gain access to the government's secret time machine and use that to try to stop the Thanksgiving turkey tradition, ignoring the consequences of man never eating Turkey Hitler. That will probably be explored more in the sequel. In the meantime, here's a trailer.

I can't wait for all the fish-out-of-water gags about how much bird culture has changed!