Look, I'll admit it, the first images of Motorola's 360 smartwatch released this morning made me downright giddy. The sleek metal design, the clean look of the Android Wear operating system on the circular screen, the chronograph-like button on the rounded right edge. This was it, the smartwatch to convince me that the thing I have been missing in life is a smartwatch.

Then, as I often do, I brought myself out of the love-at-first-sight gadget state and brought myself back to reality. "What if this was just a photoshopped...