Oh how arbitrary! Upon arrival of my gift I realized I had received a shirt, some dice, and a gift no Doctor of Evil should be without.

A shirt of +5 Awesome

Purple Dice of Smiting!

And my own minion! Muhahahhaha! I have dubbed him B0-B5. Not only will he help me take over the world, he will also perform the manufacturer required maintenance to my Acclamator Class Starship.