I got a call from my husband on my way home from work. Says there are two packages waiting for me by the front door. I start racking my brain - what did I order? Coffee? That arrived on Monday. The earrings I ordered from etsy for my step-daughter couldn't have arrived yet.

And then it dawned on me.

MY SS GIFT HAS ARRIVED! And it's TWO packages!

Okay, so I knew my SS was shipping late. They told me so from what I think was their real account. I reverse stalked it and have reason to believe you live in Uruguay, so I totally thought I wouldn't be seeing anything for at least a few weeks!

But no, it's here - and this shit is AWESOME!

So - first thing I do is open the square box. As soon I get the tape off, I know because of the most delightful aroma emanating from the contents inside. LUSH products! And not just any Lush products but my favorite: Karma Soap! I also got the sample size Rock Star soap and the super fantastic Jungle solid conditioner, which I've just run out of and I love so much!

The second thing I notice is...and my heart is skipping a beat here...but my very own Wesley Crusher ACTION FIGURE! You stalked me enough to know how much I grew up in love with Wesley Crusher. Last summer, I started following Wil Wheaton on twitter, which got me into reading his blog and listening to his podcasts and eventually, led me to Reddit! But you knew that, 'cause you stalked me like a pro!

Once I came back downstairs from my cold shower, (ahhh, Wesley Crusher....) I peered into the box and see that my amazingly sweet Secret Santa sent a li'l something for my two kitties too! I've taken a video of the kitties chasing after the laser light from the FroliCat. They love it! Once I upload it, I'll post the link so you can see them play.

Seriously, Santa, that would have been enough. I would have been overwhelmed by the awesomeness that was in that box alone. and yet, there's still a tube. What could it be!?

YOU FRAKKING ROCK, SANTA.

I got the full set of the Battlestar Galactica 5-piece propaganda posters. They are so gorgeous. I am in love with them and I am going to head over to the frame store this weekend to get some frames so I can hang them up. Some at home, and some at work.

Seriously, thank you so much, Santa. If that was your regular reddit name that sent me the message last week, please let me know if you don't mind if I update this post with it. You deserve all the applause for this one.

Best. December. Ever.

(And if I reverse-stalked correctly and you are from Uruguay, muchisimas gracias con todo mi corazon. Los regalos son magnificos!)