Post by Quadruple.Digits » Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:00 am

TURN 1

Apollyon

as played by Apollyon

Zupponn

as played by Zupponn

Thug Guy

as played by Ultrashmirt

Dodger the Scoutmaster

as played by Quantumsurfer

Duerer

as played by Durer

The Traveller

played by devincp

Clockwork Knight

as played by Brickguy, currently defaulting

I was going to do a full 360* head turn but gratuitous photography is gratuitous.

Scratch

as played by Scratch

Warhead

as played by Warhead

Alexander Daylik

as played by Legomc

Silvadream

as played by Silverdream

Revenant

as played by M220

Truff Smasheadkiller

as played by lawmaster

Angry Fire Wizard

as played by Lordintype

Captain Jaws

as played by Alex

Don't mind the dirty big red measuring stick. Forgot to move it.

Sir Sporktimus

as played by Sir Sporktimus

Major Natalya

as played by Natalya

Piltogg

as played by piltogg

Vami

as played by VamiIV

"Yay!"

"Or am I…"

Truff: "TRUFF HAMMER SMASH!"





The Traveller's Evil Clone as played by Raggmopp





General McFadden as played by Trent099 NEW ARRIVALSThe Traveller's Evil Clone as played by RaggmoppGeneral McFadden as played by Trent099

END TURN 1

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This took way too long. But hey, exams are over now.We pick up the story:Activating his, he commences air guitar and headbanging.It's super effective!Apollyon now hasZupponn gets down to work.is now open for business.Zupponn & co. Weapons & Supplies has its first customer!Whilst Zupponn is finding the appropriate wares for his customer, the thug guy takes Zupponn's cloak, all sneaky-like, and replaces it with his cap.Zupponn doesn't notice and returns with the wares.The transaction proceeds smoothly. Zupponn procures another box to hold the loot.Thug Guy now hasZupponn now has. +50 pts.She stays exactly where she was.Duerer begins fighting his way to the newly established weapons shop.Unfortunately for Dodger, Durer disrupts her Holographic Decoy.Unfortunately the barrel is now being protected by Zupponn & co. Weapons & Supplies. So instead the Traveller activates his Laser Wrench as a Nova Sword.As for his suitcase, he thinks he can spot it over there. And that looks suspiciously like the shifty chap who nicked it in the first place - yes him, the one with the cap. Who does he think he is, some sort of secret agent? The nerve.It takes stock of its surroundings.It heads off towards the shop.Zupponn makes another sale.Clockwork Knight now hasandZupponn now has. +50 pts.Scratch takes a shot at the peach standing on the table.Darn it, you forgot to pack your silencer.Unfortunately, the peach just had to be a dodgy maytriks guy. You hate dodgy maytriks guys.However, maytriks dodgyness doesn't mean incredible balance. The peach falls over.So Scratch goes and takes his trenchcoat.Summoning more undead, Warhead finishes his spell."Ah, Ahrimaen. I trust you have my axe?""Lord Warhead, I don't see why you couldn't just carry it in those pockets of yours.""It'd have set off the metal detectors.""Ah."Warhead now hasAlexander moves towards Zupponn & co. Weapons & Supplies. This is quite simple for him, as he just has to follow in Durer's wake.Silvadream activate's the glove's expansion matrix.He then shield-bashes Natalya.Revenant tries some fancy gun-kata.He fails miserably - not a single hit, let alone a casualty."TRUFF SMASH!"And so he did.Triple critical onhitting and damage annihilated the robot. He never had a chance."I AM BEST OF ORK! BOW BEFORE TRUFF!"Deciding his trusty Fire Stick isn't enough, Angry Fire Wizard barters with Zupponn.As he has no acceptable loot on him, Zupponn refuses to make the sale.Angry Fire Wizard decides to vent.But Zupponn's being stubborn, and no further weapons are forthcoming. Zupponn begins rebuilding.Jaws gets to business.He also takes a shot at the po-po, but misses.Sir Sporktimus gives the ninja what-for.It ends in a stalemate.Major Natalya won't take nothin' from no-one.Surprisingly, Silvadream has really bad armour rolls, and takes one point of damage.Natalya then gets mission control to send her a shield and heavy blaster, since they couldn't find her rifle.Piltogg goes to the bar……and orders a kamakazi.There is no punchline.Vami: "Hey, Rody…"Rody: "Step away from the bar, son."Vami: "As I was saying, you're dead, Rody."Neko: "Rody's dead? Does that mean I can be the barkeep?"Vami: "Sure, why not."Rody: "I guess I could use the help."Neko:Rody: "But I'm not dead!"Vami: "Prove it."Piltogg: "I'm still waiting."Rody: "Neko, can you serve him? Don't mind that guy, Vami."Vami: "Well, he's pretty armless, isn't he?"Rody: "That was really bad, even for your standards."Vami: "Points for trying?"Rody: "Anyway, I'm not dead; you could say I'm just… differently alive. Wehave cloning facilities. And with the number of alternate kanons that converge here, I'm surprised you're making a deal of it. I mean, you're not a robot or anything."Vami:Rody: "And Truff's not a real ork, though he thinks he is…"Rody: "So yeah. I decided I wanted to be part of this, so here I am. Suck it up, princess. Can I get you something to drink?"Neko has joined the game (currently NPC, protected under the Barman and Band Act (1999))(if he doesn't turn up, he'll just default to NPC.)-------------------------Zupponn: 100 pts (x2 loot)Truff: 100 pts (x1 NPC kill)Captain Jaws: 100 pts (x1 NPC kill)Point Award Scheme:50 per loot obtained100 per NPC kill (no points for killing your own summoned creatures)150 per PC killLoot can only be obtained through sales/acquisitions/loot drops. A character does not need loot to make a purchase, but loot shall be given to the seller regardless. Characters with loot making a purchase will lose the respective amount of loot. In other words, everything in shops is free, but those selling get points for each sale. The Dungeon Master (me, QuadDigits) reserves the right to prevent a sale (see Angry Fire Wizard, who already had/has a decent weapon and didn't need another).-------------------------Silvadream: -1 HP (1 remaining)Damaged Space Robot: DeadSecret Agent: DeadAll characters not listed in character status are in peak condition.-------------------------All characters who do not receive orders will revert to self-preservation: No actions, only self-preservation and reactions against those who attack them.Hopefully turn 2 won't take another three months.Also signups are still open.