Jack: I did not enjoy Prometheus. It wasn’t terrible by any means, but it wasn’t even close to motherfucking Alien. Now that said, I’m absolutely going to see this because Ridley Scott and Alien. But I do really wish that I hadn’t watched that trailer because now I’ve had ruined for me not only the means of infection, but also two different bursting scenes, and what could have been a screaming at the screen prolonged scare. Fuck that, and with it, this trailer.

Jake: This is one of the biggest of 2017’s horror kahuna, and as a big fan of the Alien franchise, I’d be lying if I claimed to be anything other than giddy for its release. That being said, I’ve tried to avoid as much about this movie as possible because it is ripe to have the fuck spoiled right out of it. I will be seeing this, posthaste. Until then, I’m going dark on it.

Mark: I’m not really sure what I can say here to bring anything new to the table. These trailers have been floating around for a few months now so unless you are purposefully avoiding them you’ve probably seen them already. Seems like they rely pretty heavily on CG, which is always risky but will probably be fine. Seeing Kenny Powers in this thing is a strange change of pace, but I guess he’s probably playing the lovable one that injects some levity into the script. Here is the extent of my analysis: This will be an Alien movie. It won’t be as good as Alien, but it will most assuredly be better than Resurrection.