Shut up everyone, the Oscar nominations have been announced! No one cares about your new haircut, Janice! As is customary around these parts, it's impossible for us to comment on a news item without making some sort of crudely Photoshopped picture, so we decided to make new posters for the nominees that tell you what you can really expect.



Boyhood

Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance)

The Theory Of Everything

Selma

The Imitation Game

Foxcatcher

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Gone Girl

American Sniper

Whiplash

Nightcrawler

Interstellar

Mr Turner

And the movie that didn't make it... Fury

Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, Best Supporting Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Film EditingBest Picture, Best Actor, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, Cinematography, Best Supporting Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Sound Mixing, Sound EditingBest Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Original Score, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best PictureBest Picture, Best Original Song,Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Director, Original Score, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Supporting Actress, Production Design, Film EditingBest Actor, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, Best Supporting ActorBest Picture, Best Director, Best Original Score, Best Original Screenplay, Production Design, Film EditingBest ActressBest Picture, Best Actor, Best Adapted Screenplay, Film Editing, Sound EditingBest Picture, Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Supporting Actor, Film EditingBest Original ScreenplayOriginal Score, Production Design, Sound Editing, Visual EffectsCinematography, Production DesignJACK SHIT, SONWell that's the Oscars done for another year, see you same time next OH RIGHT, THE ACTUAL CEREMONY.

If you would like to share these posters on your site, be a dear and just replicate a selection and not the whole collection - and leave the watermark on, if you please. If you are interested in acquiring high resolution, un-watermarked versions for publication in print or online, drop me an email.