In the beginning, of men there were none

The earth was a desert baked under the sun

Then god came on down – with a wave of his wand

Made Adam and Eve: a Jew and a blonde.

They lived in a garden and boned all the time

But then they got bored and committed a crime

Eve ate an apple so God from above

Put a boot in that ass – a boot made of love.

He doomed them to lives full of anguish and dirt

He loved them so much he made childbirth hurt

Then God kinda left – to rest for a spell

And Adam had kids (All Jewish as hell)

Well, after a while came Noah’s great birth

The only man left when God murdered the Earth.

God called his boy Noah to give him the news

"I've a surefire plan to banish my blues

for I'll make it rain on yon bitch and yon hoe

for they loveth the booze, the hookers and blow."

and everyone died because people don't float

except for the Jews who took to a boat

and fled from the land that God tried to flatten

to an island for Jews, now known as Manhattan.

God called for a truce "no more floods from the Mount"