Vageyena Man sightings:

It all started when I drew the picture above for my "Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion" article. Vageyena man was simply my childhood vision for a Mega Man character, but shortly after I posted the article, people started flooding me with "sightings." Here are some of them below: Original masterpieces:



Edward, Purdue



Eric, Alhambra CA



Greg Fenton, NY

Power Rangers / Giant monsters:



Felix - Holy shit.



Evan, Middletown MD



Bob



Justin - Et tu, Power Rangers?

Classic art:



Stephen - A Joan Miro hallucinatory painting, totally not photoshopped



Anthony M - A Dali "original"

Miscellaneous:



Justin Martin - Christmas parade



Scholars can now agree that at least 1 page of the Voynich manuscript has been translated - Cosasquemechupan



Shanx, Australia



Laucha



Jared, Billings MT



Tony, Potsville PA - taken at Ruby Tuesday: come for the ribs, stay for the Vageyena



Luke - Galactic vag



Mikkel, Denmark



Andreas, Germany



Anthony, Connecticut - From a biology textbook: cellular mitosis, or a juvenile reference to female anatomy?



Monica



Amer Bogilovic, Sarajevo Bosnia



Zach Windermere, Florida



Rasec - Just a random crowd, nothing to se--WHAAAT?



By "Boner Boner"



Derek - Mega Man II - Capcom owes someone royalties.



Mike - VGT is tasked with stopping online child abuse. VagEYEna man is tasked with stopping evil doers, some of whom probably abuse children online. Coincidence?



Arshak, TI-89 graphing calculator or harbinger of justice?



Mario



Kyle, Boulder CO - Old school R-Type cycloptic twat boss



Wes, Bowling Green KY



Kelly



Paul, from a cafe in Australia



Rob, Bighappyfunhouse



Katherine - Sponge Bob "Rock Bottom" episode



Ashley & Dino - Outback Steakhouse



Patrick



John, Japan



Patricia Jackson



Matt - Technically a one-eyed douche, but still vagina related.



Pok



Alyxs



Mockelfish Byrillabyrd - Stephen Colbert's cast is blessed with the vag.

ZING and/or PWN:



John Ro



Kirochi, Paris

There have been at least 419,841 Vageyena man sightings so far.

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