Today I had to go to the barber. So I got down to take out the trash, but make a little hopeful stop by my mailbox... Damn just bills. Well, no worries, maybe tomorrow. I go put down the trash, and as I was heading towards my car I hear our Rent-a-cop calling me.

–You got this in the mail today, I received it because I thought you weren't home.

My eyes sparkled! I thanked him and got into my car thinking with conviction "I won't open it until I get back home and can take step by step pictures"... Two minutes later I found myself (still in my car) reading:

Forbidden Knowledge

101 things not everyone should know how to do.

It's a great tongue-in-cheek book with some real knowledge inside that ranges from "How to tell if your neighbor is a zombie" to "How to make Moonshine".

I just got home and already I'm a third of the way finished reading.

Thanks Santa.