Due to the need for a competent president to lead the country during one of its most serious crisis in modern times, we demand that you step aside so that a new leader can attack this virus, help our citizens survive, heal our division, and put us on a better path.

Your insecurity, ineptitude, and inaction are literally killing people. Many people. Stop before your lack of competence and leadership kills millions. Aren't you tired of having to deal with this every day? Think of how nice it would be to take a long vacation. I suggest a cruise. You could probably get a deal now. You are important enough to have a whole ship to yourself.

I am serious, Mr. President, for the love of god, step aside. That is the most American, benevolent thing you could do. You like being a good guy. If you do this, I promise everyone will love you.