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Lieutenant George: Oh, sir, if we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?

Captain Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump up 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

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"Games are like sausages, beware of seeing them made." - DDRJake

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Jokes about Communism are funny in theory, but not in practice.

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