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Chorus:

“Silence!

A message from the Queen. 🎵

A message from the Queen. 🎵

A message from the Queen. 🎵”

🎶

👑“ — Dear Mister President

I know ours countries had grown estranged

The crazy man up north is some sort of a belligerent,

Mentally challenged prick

That you soon try and find a way to imitate”

👑“— But your people have nothing to do with it

And I feel for them

Not only because they elected Your Insolence

but for all those whose livelihood have been effected.”

👑“— I know this is a muddy buskin you would like to lick

But if you only let One offer her condolences

without any international dismay — “

😷“ — Hold my sweet of milk!

Yo yo!

Thank you for the words, Queen.

God bless Brazil and the United Kingdom.

I sure wanna lick some buskin

I would personally put my tong in it

But I was in a surgery taking little Jair’s purse from my belly”

😷“ — Next time you come here, Queen,

I will take you to the see the beach with your hubby

Just like mister Nathanael did the other day

Talkey?

God save you! Kisses.”

(no Lin-Manuels were harmed in the making of this)