Harry Potter AU where Night Vale has its own, extremely secretive academy of magic and Carlos is the first ever visiting professor from Hogwarts (all the previous ones were from Russia, or Svitz,) and he’s muggle-born so he already thinks that wizarding towns are weird as hell, but he ain’t seen nothin’ yet

and Cecil is the professor of Incantations and Blood Rituals (and also in charge of the campus “radio” station) and he falls in love instantly