What’s the most irritating thing that young people say?

Why are you assuming that I’m not young?

Are you?

No. So the answer to your question is many, many things: whatevs, lolz, ending every sentence with “I know, right?” and abbreviating it as IKR.

I have a new one: OK boomer. Every time a baby boomer says anything remotely derogatory about the poor ickle snowflakes . . .

Isn’t that quite derogatory?

Yes. So? Anyway. They now reply with “OK boomer”. This is officially A Thing. It’s trending on Twitter. You can buy hoodies with it written across the front.

“OK boomer”? That sounds stupid. I can literally hear a sluggish teenager saying it.

Nothing sluggish about today’s teenagers — so they say, anyway. That’s