AS ULRIKA Jonsson pokes fun at the size of ex Brian Monet’s todger, a graphic reveals the average size of a man's erect penis from all over the world.

Target Map created the colour-coded interactive graphic which shows the different sizes of men's manhood depending on where they're from.

4 Target Map have published a colour-coded interactive map which shows the biggest average penis sizes across the world Credit: Getty Images

What are the largest erect penis sizes on average around the world?

Taking first place, the African countries highlighted in red have the largest manhoods while erect.

Western African countries like Ghana, the Congo and Gabon grab the top spot, with their averages in excess of 16 CENTIMETRES.

Or between 6.3-7 inches if you prefer....

The African countries in red have the largest manhoods while erect, while orange comes second, yellow is in middle, light green is the smallest and green is the smallest.

4 The red shows that African men size up the best while Indian guys have the smallest penises Credit: targetmap.com

This means men from Australia, Italy, Norway, Mexico and South Africa are also on the well-endowed end of the size spectrum.

Lovers from these specifically countries go up to an average of 5.8-6.3 inches when feeling in the mood.



What are the smallest erect penis sizes on average around the world?

While the diagram shows that African men have the world's largest penises, Asian guys got the short end of the stick with the smallest size on average.

4 The UK is coloured in yellow, which means they're in the middle of standings Credit: targetmap.com

Asian countries like India, Thailand and South Korea don't measure up as well and are situated at the bottom of the charts.

Averaged size penises in this part of the world vary between 3.6 to 4.1 inches.



What is the average penis size in the UK?

4 This is the average penis size in the UK in inches and in centimetres

According to Target Map, Britain's average erect schlong is from 3.5-5.8 inches.

But research from London clinic International Andrology clinic has slightly different results.

This may be because they asked 1,000 blokes to reveal their own size (which could have led to a few extra inches being added).

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They found the average penis length in the UK is 6.36 inches.

Men with the largest members live in Wales, according to the survey, with the average size in that region measuring 6.56 inches.

At the bottom of the table with the smallest penises in the UK was the East Midlands, which came in with an average of 6.11 inches.