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Man: What are you working on over there? Man 2: I call it, "The Book of Pure Truth". Man: Hey, so am I! Man 2: Uh...there can only be one book of pure truth. Man: Well, mine is the book of absolute truth! Man 2: Hmmph...pure is truthier. Man: No it's not! Man 2: Yes it is! Man: Is not!! Man 2: Is so!! Man: There's only one way to settle this. Man 2: Ok...how? Man: Compare them. Man 2: Good idea. I'll even let you be the final judge on it. Man: Deal!