Cheap Grifter Walter Trump Tries to Fearmonger His Way to Success. Screenshot

vulnerable to at least one breaching technique" - aka they didn't work - including Trump's "absolutely critical" current favorite , a sleet slat design that testers simply cut through with saws.

of terrorists entering, media reported "no sign of a crisis," residents insisted they feel safe and there's no crime by migrants or anyone else, landowners are prepping to fight possible construction of a wall, and San Diego's KPBS

Away from the border, everyone else - the FBI, the TSA, border patrol agents - also oppose his stupid wall and the ruinous shutdown it's sparked. So do federal workers who protested in D.C. even as Trump visited the border. There, he spoke briefly behind piles of drugs, cash and a few weapons meant to illustrate the "crisis" - except they were seized at legal ports of entry, rendering him "the high priest of fraud." No, wait. Actually, that's the moniker of one Walter Trump, who in a truly weird instance of appeared 60 years ago as a slimy con man on a CBS TV series called "Trackdown."

DU MC SSR” - “Doctor of the Universe, Master of Cometry, Student of Stellar Reactions” -

whips a western town into a frenzy by convincing residents they'll all die in a cosmic meteor explosion before the day is out unless he and he alone saves them - by building a wall, also by

selling them magical,

special-force-propelling umbrellas that deflect meteorites.

“I bring you a message, a message few of you will be able to believe. A message of great importance. A message I alone was able to read in the fires of the universe,” proclaims faux Trump in his long, star-and-moon-bedecked robe. Trump is played by Lawrence Dobkin, looking eerily like Fred Trump with less hair; the hero, a skeptical Texas Ranger named Hoby Gilman, is played by the wonderful Robert Culp, who gets the great line, "You're a liar, Trump."

In the episode , titled “The End of the World” and airing May 8, 1958, traveling grifter Trump,