Introduction: Burn them all AKA Farewell...

Monokuma is watching sixteen people through various screens. Suddenly the screens turn black and "Game Over" appear all over them, as the wall behind the bear explodes. Then, a man takes Monokuma and save it from the crumbling ceiling falling on them. They are running through burning rubbles and people fighting. Monokuma cannot control himself as he starts to laugh, watching people getting hanged, falling to their death or taking fire. Suddenly, the man holding Monokuma is shot, so the bear is forced to run away by himself. However, Monokuma is grabbed by the neck with a chain and dragged through a mob dressed in red, blue and black. Various things are thrown at him, sticks, tomatoes, fireballs, blood and even cats. Severely damaged and missing his left eye, Monokuma desperately struggle but it is useless as the chain yanks him into a blaze. Behind the fire, the silhouette of an Exisal appears.

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My name is Keiko Akamatsu. I am the Ultimate Reporter and, as you could guess, Kaede Akamatsu’s sister, who died because of this atrocity that is Danganronpa. To this day, I still mourn and miss her, but I knew that I had to avenge her death. At first, we were only a few people daring to face this “Roman Circus” watched by the whole world. The law forbade going against Danganronpa and our entourage worshipped it. Only people who lost someone in this game occurred the monstrosity that we used to admire. And even some of them were not mourning, they were proud that they knew someone who died in the killing game.

Even though, something happened. Someone, someone called us out. Shuichi Saihara, the Ultimate Detective. With his friends’ aid, Maki Harukawa, Himiko Yumeno and the late Keebo. One by one, the world gave up on Danganronpa. In spite of, the barbarians behind this, Team Danganronpa, did not give up so easily. They were ready to use their own manpower to kidnap people and force them to participate. This is when the “53rd Parade” was born. It was the hugest demonstration of all time, billions of people who gathered against Team Danganronpa while almost whole Japan and its military forces battled to get through their fortified headquarters and brought them to Justice. Despite this, the results were not what we expected. It was just another slaughter. Mobs went and massacred every person they could find. None of the perpetrators were brought in front of a judge, as they were all lynched. This is how Team Danganronpa finally ended.

And now, here I am, in a limousine, going at the Lorenko Theater to celebrate this event. However, there is still a feeling of unfinish business inside me. Haru, my ex-boyfriend, told me that it was my way of grieving Kaede, but I am honestly confused with my mind these days.

???: Excuse me, you didn’t say a word since your arrival, may I ask you if you’re feeling well?

Keiko: Huh? Oh, I’m sorry, I completely forgot to introduce myself. My name is Keiko Akamatsu, the Ultimate Reporter.

???: It’s a delight to make your acquaintance, I am Mayerling, I would be your butler for the night.

Keiko: Mayerling? I see. Are you the Ultimate Butler?

Mayerling: Sadly no. I am just a plain butler *snicker*. But I hope that I will still quench you and the other guests’ requests.

Keiko smiled and was surprised to see that they were already there. Mayerling escorted her to the entry of the movie theater where they were greeted by a wealthy plump woman elderly woman.

???: Finally! We were waiting for you! I am so glad that you could make it. My name is Ruth!

Keiko: Me too, my name is...

Ruth: Keiko Akamatsu! Sweetheart, everyone knows you! Look at this pretty face of yours, I can’t believe that such a smart and beautiful girl like you is still single! How sad.

The woman laughed as she pinched Keiko’s left cheek and complicated her.

Mayerling: And I am Mayerling, the butler.

Ruth: Pleased to meet you!

Keiko smiled and rubbed her cheek before walking inside as it was getting cold. Ruth kept on talking about how much she knew some boys who could be a perfect husband to her and even showed pictures of them. However, Keiko was not in the mood for some matchmaking, so she just smiled and lightly laughed.

???: AAAAAAAHHHH!

Ruth: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Mayerling:…

A girl was standing there, looking at Keiko and Mayerling for a moment before pouting, disappointed. Her face just shifted from a horrible and inhuman face to a pale yet kind of cute one. She had long black hair, blue eyes and was wearing an Alice in wonderland-like dress.

???: Dang, I didn't scare you?

Ruth: *pant* Well, you scared me. *pant* Oy.

Keiko: Who are you?

???: My name is Tomoko Yoikyoufu, I am the Ultimate Ooorgan Donor, nice to meet cha.

Keiko: My name is Keiko Akamatsu, the Ultimate Reporter and they are Mayerling and Ruth. So, you're the Ultimate Organ Donor?

Tomoko: Yeah, sometime I give a liver, another day a nail, or a heart.

Ruth: A-a heart?

Keiko: You can't donate your heart, how would you...

Tomoko: *Giggling* Maybe I'm not even alive... *eerie smile*... Just kidding!

Ruth put a hand on her chest, as if she was relieved of a heavy weight.

Tomoko: Hihi, for real. I am the Ultimate Nōkanshi, or you can call me the Ultimate Ritual Mortician, I don't mind.

Keiko: So you're working with dead bodies?

Tomoko: It's better than working with zombies in our society , don't you think?

Keiko: That’s way of viewing things. *snicker*

Tomoko: Hihi. We should head to the Hall, there are a lot of people there!

We followed her as she was dancing and humming. Then, when we arrived in the Hall, there was at least a dozen of people, or even more.

Tomoko: Here's the Promised Land, captain!... Oh and by the way Keiko and Mayerling, the list of people that I didn't scare is really thin. Be prepared, I will get you.

Tomoko winced and winked at us before walking away as we saw a woman screaming at a man, however he seemed to be happy about this. She had a lustrous blond hair in a long ponytail, cold brown eyes a purple and red flamenco dress, whereas the man also had long blond hair but it was loose, blue-green eyes, a red coat and a refined black attire.

Kaoru:... You ignominious cockroaches swallower! I will pop your eyes with my heels to match my shoes with my dress!

Masashi: Oh, you can do better.

Kaoru: Shut up or I'll tear off your tongue before selling it at as toilet paper and smashing your rotten teeth out of your hideous fuckface!

Masashi: *Yawn* Not bad I guess.

Kaoru: Listen to me, horrendous slut, move the fuck out of my way or I will slap your plethora of pus spewing fleas hair out of your mindless head before knocking you through the ground! THEN I WILL DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE TILL IT REDUCE YOUR CORPSE TO DUST!

Ruth, heavily sweating, was now hiding behind me.

Masashi : *Clapping* There we go!

Keiko: Excuse me, are you angry at him?

Kaoru: What? Not at all, he is training me for a movie. I am Kaoru Kasumi, the Ultimate Actress.

Masashi : *Bowing* And I am the Ultimate Hairstylist, Masashi Kattokatto!

Ruth: Really? What's the title of that movie?

Kaoru: You don't know?! It was announced on every media recently, a future masterpiece! But anyway... The title is "Chainsaw your ass till your face turns blue."

Mayerling: That‘s Lovely.

Keiko: Wait! I know you, you're the Japanese Scream Queen! You portrayed Mikan Tsumiki in the horror movie "Hundred pricks!".

Kaoru: Yeah, let's just say that I had to begin somewhere...

Masashi: And honestly, blood is not the better gel for that glamorous mane of hers.

Keiko could not help, but every time that I looked at Kaoru, the embarrassing scenes of her character in that movie was recalled in my mind.

Kaoru: Something's wrong?

Keiko: Nothing! I mean, not like wearing nothing! Just nothing haha. By the way, I am Keiko Akamatsu, the Ultimate Reporter!

Keiko smiled awkwardly before walking away and noticing that a girl was away from the others, studying a painting. She had unkempt icy blue hair, dark green eyes, a tweed cap and schoolboy outfit.

Keiko: Hmm, you like this painting?

???: Not at all, I find it very ugly in all honesty.

Keiko: Oh. Then, why are you looking at it?

???: Well, first of all, I am curious about the identity of the host.

Keiko: It must be someone who has the money to buy this place.

???: Indeed, also, from what I can tell from these painting and architecture, this person wants to make us think they're rich or doesn't know how to spend their money.

Keiko: Really? How did you realize this?

???: Elementary, they just bought what would show off their wealth. The decoration has no pattern. Who would buy this Greek statue, this wafer-thin vase and this collection of items specified in carnal pleasure?

Haru: Wa-wait, I thought that they were just some weird sculptures...

???: These phallic toys for adults are a classic amidst its kind. Sometime nicknamed the diving dolphin or the love torpedo, it can give vibrations to pleasure its users. In the ancient times, a few tribes would call them “Shakalakalakadouk”. The Dildos... I'm sure that the one who invited us and built this place didn’t thought that they were what they were. Oh, and my name is Michiko Nazoki, the Ultimate Trivial Genius.

Keiko: And I am Keiko Akamatsu, the Ultimate Reporter. Nice hat.

Michiko: Thank you. I also like your hairpin, but I think that your hairstyle is messy.

Keiko: Hm, thanks I guess.

Michiko: To be honest, it looks like hay.

Keiko: Alright, I got the idea.

???: Hey!

A pink-haired girl, with green eyes and wearing a safari outfit, ran to us with an upset expression.

???: What are you two plotting over there?

Michiko: Oh, we were talking about how Keiko’s hairstyle was not good.

Keiko: Yes, and we stopped! I am Keiko, the Ultimate Reporter.

Michiko: And I am the Ultimate Trivial Genius, Michiko Nazoki, and who are you?

???: Behold I am Fumiko Tonbohanta, the Ultimate Cryptid Hunter, the Predator of Bigfoot and Nessi's Nightmare! It is I!... So you are a reporter and a trivial genius? I have to know. Is it true that the government created Global Warming to make the Yetis going out of their hideout?

Keiko: Wh-what?

Michiko: It seems rather stupid to me.

Keiko: Michiko!

Fumiko: Oh I understand. *whispering* They're watching us right now. *coughing* Blink once for yes and blink twice for no.

The Ultimate Cryptid Hunter was indeed famous for being whimsical, but she was remembering Keiko of a strange town she once visited for a case of a cult worshipping a mascot for detergent. Puzzled, Keiko could not help but to blink three times in a row.

Fumiko: Yes and no? Oh My God! The aliens are the one doing this!... It all makes sense! They want the secret of the Yetis' ice cream formula, just like Plankton in Spongebob!

Keiko: Wait, are you also referencing cartoons?

Michiko: *nonchalantly* What kind of drug are you taking?

Fumiko: Roger! Fiction was created so people could tell the truth without being censored by the government!

Keiko:... Interesting theory.

Fumiko: Haha, I can't wait to hear yours.

Keiko: Yeah, maybe one day. *smile*

Fumiko: *whispering* You're right, saying too much theories is dangerous for our security, we have to wait for the right moments.*loudly* WELL-I-WOULD-LIKE-SOME-WINE!

Keiko: Why are you screaming?

Fumiko: *whispering* So the government will think that we are talking about wine.

Keiko: What if they can read on your lips?

Fumiko: Huh... I will work on this.

Keiko: We should go back greet the others. I see people laughing right there.

Michiko: Oh yeah, I heard his jokes, they weren’t really funny to me.

Keiko and Fumiko walked toward a burly man making jokes. Around him were a dark-skinned girl with black twin tails, blue eyes and a winter attire. Next to her was a guy with red hair and eyes wearing a hiking clothing whose gaze and way of moving made me think that he was blind. Then there was another guy with purple hair, blue eyes and an urban Harry Potter-esque outfit, he was looking at the man making jokes and writing things in his handbook. Thanks to her work, Keiko knew who some of them were: the girl was the Ultimate Charity Fundraiser, Takara Shinsetsu. She is known for coming from a poor tribe in the South Pole and working her to the top, now she uses her power to help more people rising like her.

Takara: He is funny isn’t it?

Keiko: I guess. Well, to be honest, could I ask you what does his last joke meant, I didn’t understand.

Takara: Well... Actually, I was only laughing because others people were laughing. You should maybe ask Koji.

Keiko: Alright thanks! - Hi, could you explain to me his last joke?

Koji: Well, I can’t see his face, but I guess that it was funny.

Keiko: I didn’t find it particularly funny.

Koji: Really? Then why people were laughing? Hmm. You should perhaps ask Eiji.

Keiko: I see, thanks! - Hello, could explain to me his last joke?

Eiji: Well, he compared his last wife to a chicken.

Keiko: So... It was funny?

Eiji: Not really. But I wrote in my book that when people tell jokes, it satisfies them when people laugh.

Keiko: Oh ok. Thanks.

After finally finding the answer, Keiko introduce herself and so did the others. The “funny” man was Gerry, a politician who survived several murder attempts, the red-haired guy was Koji Hitsujio, the Ultimate Shepherd. Before, the Ultimate Shepherd was considered a lesser Ultimate Breeder, but now it is kind of the opposite. Indeed, people like Koji can master a weird power known as “Mindlearn” which is basically having a chip implanted inside your brain, allowing you to develop a symbiotic relationship with another species, in this case: the sheep. Most people cannot handle this power, but it is said that thanks to his blindness, Koji can easily control it. Of course, being raised in the mountains obviously helped him in communicating with sheep.

Next to him, the purple-haired guy was Eiji Jesuta, the SHSL Professional Apologizer, he basically gives his excuse for things that I did not commit. Moreover, Keiko thinks that the government sometime called him for serious cases, but she did not had material proofs. After, the Ultimate Reporter was about to meet the others guests, but before she could, sliding iron doors closed on every orifice in the place.

Man: What the hell?!

Takara: What’s happening?

Fumiko: This is the government! They read on my lips!

Masashi: This is not glamourous at all!

Eiji: Not glamourous at all!

A red-haired and eyed man, wearing a jacket of the same color and a yellow kimono, lunged at the main door and starting banging his fists on it.

Red-Haired Man: Shit! This fucking metal door can suck my dick!

Michiko: But a door does not have a mouth though.

Red-Haired Man: Oh, you got the fucking idea!

Keiko: Hey, I am Keiko Akamatsu, the Ultimate Reporter.

Red-Haired Man: My name is Open Sesame, the Ultimate “saying your name won’t open a damn metal door!” What the shit were you thinking Perez Vagina Hilton?

Keiko: I was just being polite, don’t be rude!

Red-Haired Man: Well politeness won’t open the door!

Pink-Haired Man: Calm down! His name is Momoe Yareyare, surprisingly the Ultimate Zen Provider. And I am Natsu Kagayaku, the Ultimate Firefighter.

Kaede: Nice to meet you Natsu, do you know what we should do?

Natsu: Well, we should gather everyone here in the hall, I saw some people in toward the bar, could you bring them here? I will check the 2nd floor with Mr. Grumpy Bear.

Momoe: Fuck you!

Natsu Kagayaku is a national hero, as firemen usually are. Still, Natsu was considered the top hero amidst his peers for saving several people during “the Great Fire”, a disaster which devastated a skyscrapper. Keiko walked toward the bar, which was a large nearby room with tables and of course a bar. In a dark corner, she noticed a green-eyed with black eyes and a green attire of various hues. He was in a fetal position and kept whispering “We’re all gonna die”.

Keiko: Hey, it’s gonna be alright, don’t worry.

Boy:...

Keiko: Hey?

Boy:...

Keiko: Hi!

???:...

Keiko: Hello?

???:...

Keiko: Heeey, are you there?

???: Huh?! You're ta-talking to me?

Keiko: Of course! My name is Keiko Akamatsu, the Ultimate Reporter.

???: *defeated* Nice to meet you... Sorry, I was thinking that you were talking to the wall behind me. I am Yoshi Suiyo. The Ultimate Mycologist.

Keiko: The wall behind you? Why I would talk to it?

Yoshi: Well, one day someone said hello to me, but then I realized that they were saying hello to the plant behind me... It was so embarrassing that I banged my head against a wall during one week to wash this memory.

Keiko: One week? Don't you think that it's too much?

Yoshi: Indeed. So I excused myself to this wall during the whole next week.

While he was talking, Keiko noticed that he was slowing stepping away from her.

Keiko: Yoshi! Why are you stepping away?

Yoshi: I'm sorry, I'm taking too much time to leave. I understand.

Yoshi quickly ran to a corner, trying to hid himself in the shadows.

Blue-Haired Guy: What’s wrong?

Keiko: Well, I guess that he is anxious because of what just happened, but I think that we gather together instead of being apart.

Blue-Haired Guy: Oh I see – Hey Yoshi, I just some plants in the hall, making we could take care of them together?

Yoshi: Y-you remember my name? - Fine, let’s go.

Keiko watched the scene and found this interesting, Yoshi, for some reasons, blushed when he saw the Blue-Haired Guy. He had dark yellow eyes, a white shirt, a black coat and a beige pair of pants.

Keiko: Good job. My name is Keiko Akamatsu, I am the Ultimate Reporter.

Shuji: Enchanté Mademoiselle. Mon nom est Shuji Akademi, the Ultimate Cheater.

He delicately took Keiko’s hand and kissed it.

Keiko: Huh, yeah. Oh, I just saw something, walk to the hall with Yoshi, I will join you later.

A blushing Keiko abruptly left and walked toward a cat in a robotic chair.

Keiko: Here Kitty kitty, don’t be afraid.

Cat: Kitty? Would you please address me with worthy terms, you feeble-minded peasant?

Keiko: Ah! A talking cat!

Cat: I am not just some cartoonish talking animal. I am the Ultimate Cat! Kneel to me or die, redneck! Now would you please introduce myself to your inferior ears?

Keiko: But how? I don’t even know your...

Greatness: Just do it.

Keiko: Mmkay. So, you are... *Look at the medallion on his collar" G.S.A.

Greatness: Which mean?

Keiko: Garfield Sylvester Aslan ? Gay-Straight Alliance? Ghana Standards Authority? Genetic Sexual Attraction ? George Solomon Akamatsu ?

Greatness: NO! I AM GREATness Saint-Aubin, of the great great great Ludenberg family.

Keiko: Then, shouldn’t you be called Greatness Ludenberg?

Greatness: Perhaps. Howbeit, the arch-Mother of the Ludenberg family, Celestia Ludenberg, changed her name too. Thusly, it is now a tradition to create your own name, as long as it has the charisma of a Ludenberg. Now, let's move to my talent.

Keiko: The Ultimate... Cat?

Greatness: Indeed. Humanity knew that my illustriousness made human titles unworthy of my name. Consequently, they gave me this noble title.

Keiko: Well, you sure are one noble cat.

Greatness: I know that I am noble! I don’t need anyone to tell me!

Still under the shock, Keiko escorted his Majesty to the hall where Natsu also brought two ladies.

Gerry: Lois! I thought that with a thin rear like yours, you could go through the door!

Lois: Ew.

???: Greetings. You must be Keiko? I am Hisako Tedasuke, the Ultimate Judge.

Keiko: Nice to meet you!

Tomoko: The Ultimate Judge? What would you do if I told you that I kill people in their dreams?

Hisako: I would put you in a trial where you would be sentenced either as innocent, so you would have to pay a certain price of money for the joke, or be sent to an asylum if you are insane. Moreover, if you are guilty, you could also be sent to an asylum or a prison.

Tomoko: Meh.

The Ultimate Judge is of course not joking when it comes to Justice. There are even some rumors that she dragged to a trial a mafia boss who shot her numerous times, sentenced him for a life and also made him pay her a box of band-aids.

Takara: Don’t you girls think that it’s weird that non-Ultimate were also invited?

Lois: Unless you have proofs that we are guilty, don’t make assumptions on us!

Mayerling: Nevertheless, I have to admit that it mustn't be a coincidence, the four people who have a foreign name are also the same one who don’t have a talent.

Ruth: Well, I was invited here for a party, I did not thought that I would be locked and accused!

Koji: Calm down everyone. The best that we can do now is to not create any other tension and work together to find a way out.

Momoe: Ah! Well, Doctor Seuss, it might also be impossible because one of us or more could want us to stay here. And until we don’t find this motherdaddyfucker, we are stuck here.

Takara: Wait, you don’t mean that...

Keiko: We are in a new killing game.

All of a sudden, all the lights in the hall went off.

Takara: What’s happening?

Eiji: What’s happening?

Kaoru: If someone is planning to kill me, spare my precious face!

???: Huh, where am I?

Everyone was astonished stunned by fear when they saw the televisions dotted in the room turning on and displaying the dreaded face of the infamous half Hope half Despair bear: Monokuma. Strangely, he seemed dizzy and he even had sheets in front of him.

Monokuma: What the... I mean. Puhuhu! You must know what’s happening right now. Yadda Yadda, hope, yadda yadda, despair. Anyway, let’s move on to my favorite part! If one of you wants to leave this place, you must kill one of the others participant of this funny friendly fatal game. This person will become the blackened and a trial will then happen to find out who they are. If the blackened is not discovered, well they get to leave and return to their boring life. And also, the rest of the contestants are murdered but hey, you can’t make omelet without breaking eggs. However, if the blackened’s identity is found out. Puhuhu... Then they will get executed!

Ruth: E-executed?

???: PERHAPS-THEY-NEED-AN-EXAMPLE-FATHER.

Monokuma: Wha-

Suddenly, a wheel of fortune appeared on the screens and rolled around before stopping on Monokuma’s picture. A victory sound resonated across the room as a cartoon-esque scene unfolded.

Execution Time! - …Despair AKA Brain Freeze.

Several corpses of Monobots are hanging from a tree: Beast Monokumas, Junk Monokumas ect... All of the Monokumas are lacking their limbs, shot by arrows and their noose are made with barbed wire. Admiring this, an army of adult-size grey robot babies with red eyes arrive, wielding torches. Amongst them, their "king", the headmaster Monokuma, wearing a crown, is ordering them to burn the trees. However, the flames are extinguished by a cold wind while winter snow begins to fall. Suddenly, an arrow is shot in Monokuma's neck. He is startled when he noticed that his army has now blue icy eyes. The baby army surrounds him as he is clawed and mauled by them. Ripped to shreds, Monokuma is skinned alive, left with nothing but his endoskeleton. Rising from the ground, Monodam lifts a sword and let it fall on Monokuma's neck. Through the televisions, the guests watched Monokuma's head and his crown, impaled on a spear.

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Scrapped dialogue (thought you guys might like it lol :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: )

Takara: I am Takara Shinsetsu, of the South Pole, the Ultimate Charity Fundraiser. But my friends call me Takuntra.

Keiko: Why they would do something like that?!

Takara: I know, this is so nice of them.

Keiko: Huh...

Takara: Hey, do you mind if I call you Keikunt?

Keiko: Well... I rather not.

Takara: Did I say something wrong?

Keiko: Cunt is an insult, so...

Takara: An insult?! But my friends told me...

Keiko: Where you friends are from?

Takara: From Australia.

Keiko: Oh, I see. Maybe cunt is a compliment in Australia.

Takara: Oh, you're surely right! Thanks!... Hm. What does "cunt" exactly mean in others countries, then?

Keiko: Hmmm...

I leaned toward Takara and whispered her the meaning.

Takara: Hii! You mean that my nickname is Tapussyra?

Keiko: Don't worry, I think that it's still better than Keivagina.

Takara: Hmm... What do you think is better between Tapussyra and Tavaginara?

Keiko: Both of them are obscene.

Takara: I prefer Tapussyra, this sounds like a rapper name, yo yo!

We talked a little as I tried to not think that Keikunt was a cool nickname.