Raptor Survival Quiz In the event of a raptor attack, how likely are you to survive? Take this test, and find out.



First, some general survival questions:



1. In a fight, you are confident you could beat your own body weight (rounding up) in which of the following? Check all that apply.

Tigers

Ponies

Otters

Ducks

Bees



2. What is your weapon of choice?

Your bare hands

Rifle

Shotgun

ICBM



3. How much food do you currently have stored at home?

A day's worth

A week's worth

A month's worth

More than a month's worth



4. You enter a building you've not been in before. What is the first thing you do?

Continue to where you were going

Check for potential raptor entry points

Gather makeshift weapons





Now, how well do you know your enemy?



5. A raptor is chasing your group. How fast do you have to run?

Faster than sound

Faster than the raptor (i.e. 10 m/s)

Faster than the slowest person in the group

You cannot run fast enough



6. What do raptors fear?

Fire

Methyl Anthranilate

They have no knowledge of fear



7. What is a raptor's weak point?

Its eyes

Its crotch

Conversational Spanish

Non-existent



Lastly, some situations you might encounter.



8. You know that raptors are about and you have a raw steak in your possession. What do you do?

Eat it yourself to keep your strength up

Use it as bait in a raptor trap

Keep it until you are surrounded, then use it to appease the raptors

Dispose of it as quickly as possible



9. Raptors attack during dinner. What's your course of action?

Grab the fork, for stabbing the raptor in the eye

Grab the pepper, to act as a makeshift mace

Grab the shotgun that you always keep by your side

Grab the last after dinner mint; this is no time to be polite



10. A raptor is downstairs, but you have your phone with you. Who do you call?

The Ghostbusters

The armed forces

Your mum, to say "Good bye"

Pizza delivery

No-one - talking will give away your position



