Just arrived in my inbox: The latest directive from Dear Leader’s National Field Director, Jon Carson, instructing cultists to take Election Day off and skip out of work and classes for The One.

The pursuit of “Higher Purpose” requires Obama followers to skip out of their jobs and play hooky from school — while others pick up the slack.

Welcome to “redistributive change!”

from Jon Carson, BarackObama.com reply-to [email protected] to michelle malkin date Mon, Oct 27, 2008 at 7:27 PM subject Take Election Day off for Barack mailed-by bounce.bluestatedigital.com Obama for America michelle — Ask your Boss. Ask your Professor. Take Election Day off and volunteer to make history. Watch this video and sign up to help get out the vote on Tuesday, November 4th: Watch the video This election will be decided by what this grassroots movement can accomplish on Election Day. We have volunteer shifts to fill throughout the day — make calls, knock on doors, and make sure your fellow voters get to the polls. No previous experience is required. Sign up now to take the day off and make history on November 4th: http://my.barackobama.com/takethedayoff Thanks, Jon Jon Carson National Field Director Obama for America

As for Obama followers without jobs: Just do your “thug thizzle.”