Rock ‘n’ Roar!

After the roaring success story of the adult-themed Finnish short novel my book has grown from a cub to a majestic polar bear with cool illustrations from the Arctic.

Polar Bear Express tells a polar bears journey from the cold Arctic to the warm, blood-dripping, incredibly tasty human hearts. It’s an avalanche of laughter! It leaves nothing out.

A little about me…

I’m a regular meat-eating, bi-polar bear from the Arctic. The Best Pole. I live in Finland with my Karelian Bear Dog and some humans. I like eating, intercourse, and telling bad puns. Bear with me.

I wrote a book with my neighbour about my refugee life in Finland. It tells everything. How I was forced to leave my home in the Arctic. How I ended up in a concentration camp in Canada. How I escaped and gained the trust of humans and was exiled to Finland. How I learned to shop and survive just like any other refugee. How I found friends in the vegan, nationalist, and gay communities. How I fell in love… Through hardship I learned just how tasty humans really are. Nam!

You can learn more from my Instagram, YouTube, Facebook and twitter pages.

Yours on Ice and on land,

Mr. Bear, Polar

May your belly be always full of blubber and thighs fat!

May spring never come and ice form under your every step!

May wind always blow in your face!