Study Reveals That Millennials Aren't Big Fans Of Breasts

Trending News: Millennials Have Some Surprising Feelings About Breasts

Long Story Short

Millennials are meh about a lot of things, and now you can add breasts to that list.

Long Story

Earlier this month, a tone deaf story from The Sun claimed that big breasts are back in style unsurprisingly pissed off the internet. Many rightfully argued that big breasts have always been in style, as have small breasts, because that's just how women are made — and women are awesome. But everyone, including me and you, got it wrong (except the women being awesome part): big breasts aren't back in style because breasts aren't in style at all. That is, if you're a millennial (via Maxim).

Prompted by The Sun story going viral, Pornhub looked to answer whether big breasts are in vogue by delving into their search data and found out that big, huge and massive — you know whats — are all more popular search terms than small. Case closed.

Eh, not so fast.

"Large breast searches are ten times the size of small, and natural is around five times more popular than fake," explains the report.

So sure, large is still the most popular, but breast-related searches make up just 1.5% of the searches on Pornhub, an extremely small number considering how many people use Pornhub. And if you divide up the porn site's vast viewership base into age groups, you notice that millennials — yes those avocado toast-loving, non-patriotic, commitment-phobes — are 'meh' about breasts. All this to say, maybe we should be asking a different question: are breasts going out of style?

"Millennials between the ages of 18 to 34 are far less likely to search for both big or small breasts compared to most age groups over the age of 35," the report explains.

The news isn't all bad for breasts, though. Apparently, teacup-sized ones have been seeing an uptick in searches over the last couple of years. Plus, fake breasts are more popular than real ones for the 25 to 44 age group. I mean, fake ones still classify, don't they?

When asked to comment about the results of the report by Mel Magazine, Pornhub VP Corey Price kinda made a lot of sense by saying that we all like what we like, so deal with it.

“Everyone has their own preference. What might be a turnoff for someone, might be a turn-on for someone else. That, in an essence, is the beauty of porn."

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