Our Heavenly Father knows us so well that he called a geriatric prophet who can guide us through modern issues in society. President Monson is so in tune with what’s going on in the World and we are so fucking lucky to have him as our Liahona. Brothers and Sisters, let us fast and pray so that our beloved and fearless mouthpiece of Elohim will not shit himself and lose his britches. Let us pray that he will announce a new temple location and remind us how important it is to pay tithing. In the name of our beloved brother, Jesus Christ, Amen.