Come now one and all and let me tell you a tale, not of adventure or romance, but a tale of generosity and kindness.

There once was a princess (read: redditor) who lived in the great wilds of the urban jungle with her dashing knight (boyfriend) and energetic steed (dog). Now, our princess had a bit of a quandary on her hands. Although she was pretty sure she was born a princess, she never once owned her own castle. Sure, she traveled to great lands (Disneyworld, Medeival Times) and saw beautiful castles, but none she could call her own.

One day, a little bird (the internet) told her: "Hey! You! Yeah You! Go on Reddit and make people happy!" It was there that our princess found wonderful exchanges where others gathered to make people happy around the world. Our princess decided that maybe the best way to find her happiness was not through castles but through giving.

But lo! Our heroine was matched with an exquisite redditor who shared the same first name as her. Amazing! And this redditor was kind, and good, and ever so generous. So our heroine's heroine (the gifter) sent our princess a dream! She scoured the lands far and wide (Amazon) to find our princess the biggest and best castle in the land!

Now, this would generally be where the story would normally end, but then we would never know why she was called the Forgetful Princess, now would we? So stop your yapping and pay attention.

Our princess has been having a bit of a rough life recently and got bogged down in work and life and forgot to check for her heroine's gift. Upon looking up the tracking number from ye olde USPS cats (I didn't make that one up, clouds_rach did), our princess found her package had already been delivered! "But no!" she said, "I do not yet possess my castle!" So she went out of her home and searched the land but could not find the box. Luckily, her very very short steed rooted through the bushes and informed her (barked) that he had found her castle! (At which point I managed to rescue the box before the dog peed on it.)

At Last! Our princess could truly claim her birthright, castle and all. And it was all thanks to the wonderful redditor who fulfilled her dreams. Now all the princess had to do was assemble it....

Thank you cloud_rach. It's exactly what I wanted. You win one internet.