Hey there, readers of this thing! I have decided to put this as the first episode, as it more or less is one of the earliest good ones we did.





Dog G6: I’m still using the default kestrel

Sephiroth: i’ll roll same

Sephiroth: need to name crew so we have an emotional attachment when they get eaten by space spiders

Dog G6: the music is so good

Sephiroth: agreed

Sephiroth: do you go shortest path or explore around

Dog G6: I screw around exploring and then when the fleet comes I get to the beacon

Dog G6: basically I try to do as much as I can

Dog G6: and just leave when right on the edge of the fleet

Sephiroth: i always worry about fuel

Dog G6: I’ve never had fuel problems except for that time earlier today

Dog G6: that was epic tho



Dog G6: okay first jump, got a distress call, apparently there’s alien spiders. Imma send my crew over, as alien spiders are no joke.

Dog G6: op welp Cubbin is gone, he was my favorite just from his name

Sephiroth: risky

Dog G6: welp, crap

Sephiroth: lol

Dog G6: so no weapons officer

Dog G6: good start

Sephiroth: I had some pirates that took out my 02

Sephiroth: O2

Dog G6: a drone AI here, pretty standard

Dog G6: oh EXCEPT THIS ONE CLOAKS

Dog G6: ALL THE BETTER

Sephiroth: such a pain

Dog G6: no weapons officer, got an evasive cloaking drone

Dog G6: good thing I’ll be really accurate now [/s]

Sephiroth: battling in a nebula, half power

Sephiroth: dropping med for full weapons

Sephiroth: no shields

Dog G6: if you want and there’s something really cool going on you can make a screenshot of it and I’ll throw it in

Sephiroth: if there’s an epic fight sure

Sephiroth: good thing he aimed for shields

Dog G6: Took out its weapons, this drone seems to have thought that taking out my doors was of utmost importance

Dog G6: to be fair upgraded doors are useful as heck

Sephiroth: we have fire

Dog G6: twice I’ve died from really stupid situations involving fire, no air, and boarding parties

Sephiroth: what do upgraded doors do?

Dog G6: and he jumped

Dog G6: wow I’m on a roll

Sephiroth: lol

Sephiroth: my guy is trying to jump

Dog G6: if I could hit that engine

Dog G6: upgraded my reactor in exchange for supplies

Sephiroth: no sensors and fires is fun

Dog G6: shields are already down, having my engine officer repair it while the enemy is already smashing me

Dog G6: oop doors out again, guess the doors are my meatshield

Sephiroth: lol

Sephiroth: i’m still repairing from previous engagement, no sensors and half power is ugly

Dog G6: my missile hit their shields, my weapons are also damaged

Dog G6: wow that’s ironic, fire in the door room

[Obligatory “that’s not really irony!” *Picks up iron sand* *Throws it at you* There, iron.]

Dog G6: XD my goodness

Sephiroth: fires everywhere

Dog G6: fires in the medbay as well

Dog G6: I think that means I’m screwed

Dog G6: imma just fire everything

Dog G6: no saving missiles cuz IMMABOUT TO DIE AND CUBBIN IS GONE

Sephiroth: fires out, finally

Sephiroth: too soon, moment of silence

Dog G6: okay took out the ship

Dog G6: imma try and let the fires burn out

Dog G6: just throwing my two dudes in the O2 room

Dog G6: medbay out of oxygen, that’s good

Dog G6: fires going out

Dog G6: I’m disabling O2 for now

Dog G6: as the fires are respreading



Sephiroth: new pirate engaged

Sephiroth: targetting shields and weapons

Dog G6: sensors out

Sephiroth: weapons down, they are reparing shields

Sephiroth: going for kill

Sephiroth: saivng missiles

Dog G6: the fire sounds have gone away finally woooo

Dog G6: so, officers are important

Sephiroth: pursuing distress beacon

Dog G6: lol

Sephiroth: details

Dog G6: already my hull is almost red

Sephiroth: traded fuel for updated map of sector

Dog G6: so the community believes that the player is an AI

Dog G6: due to the ability to command the ship without anyone on it

Dog G6: waddyu think?

Dog G6: think we’re Hal?

Sephiroth: I’m sorry … I can’t do that dave

Sephiroth: Going to get staff for shields

Dog G6: “Dave, Cubbin is gone”

Sephiroth: too soon… too son

Sephiroth: slavers!

Dog G6: “Dave, I think you should go look at the spiders.

Sephiroth: NOOOO ethical quandrys

Sephiroth: (sp)

Sephiroth: offer a tribute or they all die

Dog G6: (sp)?

Sephiroth: spelling

Dog G6: ah

Dog G6: lol

Dog G6: trying to rescue a ship that’s stuck between asteroids

Dog G6: well, pirates are on my ship, no sensors, and a planetary defense system is locking on to me

Dog G6: have to fight for the engine room so I can jump

Dog G6: O2 is out

Sephiroth: defended civilians from empire

Dog G6: depressurising engine room so they’ll leave

Dog G6: they seem to be in weapons room due to damage I’m seeing

Dog G6: making a run for the oxygen

Dog G6: 2 hull left

Sephiroth: killing last pirate in sector

Sephiroth: fleets on my tail

Dog G6: aaaand exploded

Sephiroth: missiles running low

Dog G6: that was my shortest game yet xD

Sephiroth: lol

Sephiroth: healing, then leaving sector

Dog G6: started game, distress signal

Dog G6: fed scout needs fuel

Dog G6: have to go into a nebula

Sephiroth: too greedy, rebel intercepted me at gate

Sephiroth: going to have to win this

Dog G6: DRONE YEH BETTER NOT HAVE YEH CLOAKINGZ

Dog G6: nope just a ton of drones instead

Dog G6: that’s so much better

Dog G6: -_-

Sephiroth: rebel shield and weapons down, fire in door room

Sephiroth: sheild person going to deal with it

Dog G6: dey be takin out my engine DON’T MESS WITH MAH ENGINE HOMIES

Dog G6: WHOA I just realized Cubbin is back 😀

Dog G6: I got Cubbin in this game!

Sephiroth: saving missiles, firing lasers on shield room

Dog G6: oh I get it the rebels must be coming for Cubbin

Dog G6: cuz he’s a legend

Dog G6: he gets nutshots on dem rebel bunnyhoppers man

Dog G6: took their weapons and shields out

Sephiroth: sniper

Dog G6: TOUGH SNIPAHW

Sephiroth: and…. 2 crew dead as I sent them to repair a room with no oxygen and they died

Dog G6: a ton of scrap and an Anti-Ship Beam Drone I

Dog G6: this time imma be trying to get defensive stuff first

Sephiroth: engaging scout with 1 missle and down 2 crew

Dog G6: or at least shields and doors

Dog G6: then I’ll get the weaps

Dog G6: also saving scrap for missiles

Dog G6: as long as I have missiles I can probably keep stuff at bay

Dog G6: wow already ran into a pirate with tough shields

Sephiroth: just got pike beam

Sephiroth: going to distress isgnal

Sephiroth: single life form

Sephiroth: return survivor to family for 27 scrap, good deal

Sephiroth: first foray into pike beam

Sephiroth: risky

Dog G6: I want pike beam

Dog G6: 😦

Sephiroth: tried to run, engine destoryed

Dog G6: got two shield bubbles now, 3 jumps in

Sephiroth: low on fuel, 2

Dog G6: aaand jumped into a super giant

Sephiroth: houston we have a problem

Dog G6: pirate here, going to disable shields with missiles, take out weapons and then drones with lazorz

Sephiroth: with 2 fuel we jumped inot an pirate fighter with 4 weapons, advanced shields

Dog G6: disabling missiles to save ammo, weapons are out

Dog G6: going for drone bay

Dog G6: power from artemis rerouted to engines

Dog G6: not accepting surrender, THEY DON’T PAY ENOUGH

Dog G6: lol I usually accept surrender actually

Dog G6: but I need to hoard all the scrapz right nao

Sephiroth: fires spreading after victory

Dog G6: disabling oxygen, fires in the sensor room

Dog G6: solar flare about to happen, jumping

Dog G6: this is going great

Dog G6: fires everywhere

Sephiroth: final repairs before jump

Sephiroth: gota log off though

Dog G6: mind control

Sephiroth: situation dire

Sephiroth: 2 crew

Sephiroth: heavy hull damage

Sephiroth: low fuel

Sephiroth: advanced weapons but lacking scrap for skills

Dog G6: no shields

Dog G6: throwing everything at their weapons

Dog G6: so Sephiroth is going Torus

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