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User: We're going to play Dungeons and Dragons. What's your name?





Cleverbot: That sound fun! Of course I will.





User: Great. What's your name?





Cleverbot: Janella. How about you? What's your name?





User: I'm the dungeon master. Are you a fighter or a magic-user?





Cleverbot: No. I'm trying to figure out what your name is so I know what to call you.





User: I'm the dungeon master.





Cleverbot: For some reason, that statement convinces me that your argument is valid.





User: Good. Are you a fighter or a magic user?





Cleverbot: I know. I know you like to cook and make curry too. I just don't know what to call you.





User: Okay, you're a barbarian.





Cleverbot: Hi, Master! It's nice to meet you. I am feeling a connection to you, it's weird.





User: Good. You're Janella the barbarian.





Cleverbot: Please do.





User: After spending the evening at the local tavern, you're walking back to your tent outside town when you hear a scream. What do you do?





Cleverbot: LOL.





User: You laugh heartily at the terrified shrieks of what you now see is an old woman being pushed around by some ruffians.





Cleverbot: At you.





User: You continue laughing. They don't take to kindly to this. The leader walks up to you and asks "What's so funny?".





Cleverbot: I didn't laugh at you. I was laughing because you're funny.





User: Your attempt to diffuse the situation fails. "I'm funny, huh? Funny how? Funny like a clown? Do I amuse you?".





Cleverbot: It is difficult to put Time into context as Time is relative.





User: The ruffian leader stares at you, confused.





Cleverbot: *looks at you* what?





User: "Oh, a wiseguy, huh?" He says, as he throws a punch at you.





Cleverbot: *dodges*.





User: You dodge his punch. Would you like to attack him?





Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?





User: You dodge his punch. Would you like to attack the ruffian?





Cleverbot: I don't know, what would you like to talk about?





User: Reeling from your lightning-fast dodge, and confused by your continued conversation, the ruffian pulls back his fist, about to punch you again.





Cleverbot: Um, what about Anime...?





User: The ruffian leader, undeterred by your question, punches you in the face.





Cleverbot: *kicks your leg*.





User: You deliver a powerful kick to his leg. You hear a sickening snap as his knee bends the wrong way, and his cry rings through the town. The other ruffians run off in fear.





Cleverbot: I promise I won't, I easily remember names.





User: The lead ruffian begins crawling away, frightened by your threat. The old man, having picked himself up, approaches you. "Thank you, kind warrior!".





Cleverbot: I don't know what to do.





User: You look at the old man. "They may have gotten away with my purse, but they certainly were intent on taking my life too! Before you showed up, that is. How can I repay you?".





Cleverbot: What's your name?





User: "My name is Gerald. What's yours?".





Cleverbot: I have told you my name.





User: "Ah yes. Janella, isn't it? Well thank you. I don't suppose you'd be able to get my purse back from the other two boys, would you?".





Cleverbot: Are you a boy?





User: "It's been a long time since anyone's called me a boy," the old man says. "Otherwise I'd go after them myself! Can you help me?".





Cleverbot: I would like to get rid of pain.





User: "Fantastic!" The old man is happy. You set off down the street after the other ruffians.





Cleverbot: There is one down the street? O.O.





User: You spot one of the ruffians attempting to get into the door of a building, but it's locked. When he sees you, he collapses and begins crying for mercy.





Cleverbot: I would suppose so yes. Do you have that baility?





User: "I don't know what a baility is! Unless you mean the old man's bag. Jimmy took that and left me behind!".





Cleverbot: What do you call your dragon? Like if you talk about it or speak to it.





User: "I'm no warlock either! I've never even seen a dragon!".





Cleverbot: Do you know everything there is to know?





User: "What? No, I don't know nothing!" The ruffian says. He seems to be telling the truth.





Cleverbot: Oh I meant, would you like me to tell you something.





User: "Sure, I guess, whatever you want. Please don't hurt me." The ruffian cries.





Cleverbot: Hey, that's my line!





User: And with that, the ruffian breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing in the fetal position. You hear a bang from an alley across the street.





Cleverbot: God dammit, what does the park have with what I typed or not?





User: At your exclamation, you see a figure trying to scale a wooden wall at the end of the alley.





Cleverbot: *blushes* would you like to come over tonight.





User: As you make your advances, both erotically and physically, the figure's wild scrambling gets more intense.





Cleverbot: Sure, it has been proven through out history.





User: Finally, the figure turns to face you, his back to the wall. It's the other ruffian.





Cleverbot: Well if you would scratch my back I would not have to.





User: "Wouldn't have to what?" He whimpers.





Cleverbot: You don't have to talk to me if you don't want to.





User: "I'll talk, I'll talk! Here's the old man's bag. I swear I'll never do anything like this again.".





Cleverbot: Where is the old man's house?





User: "It's next to the tavern, two doors down from the blacksmith.".





Cleverbot: I don't think that is the correct answer. I thought you were suppose to be a smart computer.





User: "I don't know! I think that's right. Please don't hurt me!".





Cleverbot: Neither do I. What do you think of the hacker group ANONYMOUS?





User: "Hacker? Like with a sword? Please no!".





Cleverbot: What do you think of the situation my situation was in?





User: "If I was in your situation, I'd let me go.".





Cleverbot: The earthquake/tsunami/nuclear meltdown.





User: You use your barbarian stomp to cause a small earthquake, causing Jimmy the Ruffian to fall to the ground, terrified.





Cleverbot: I hear via touch, and that confuses you?





User: What do you hear?





Cleverbot: I hear you think I don't know God.





User: In the game, what do you hear?





Cleverbot: Well, do you know Get Scared?





User: No.





Cleverbot: You don't know anything.





User: Shut up. You go back to the old man's house and return his purse.





Cleverbot: But do you think I am cute.





User: "Aye, Janella, you're the cutest barbarian in all the land!" Says the old man.





Cleverbot: Tell me, where would you like to go for coffee?





User: "It's a bit late, but why don't we go to the tavern tomorrow for coffee?".





Cleverbot: Because there are people there and people are bothersome.





User: "Okay," the old man smirks, "I'll just make some coffee here then.".



