One warm summer norning Derpy got an ice cream cone. She wasn't about to eat it yet, she wanted to wait for the hottest part of the day to eat her delicious treat. Finally as the afternoon came, the sun crept up to its zenith. It was well over how hot the expected it to be but that was fine for Derpy since it would make the ice cream that much tasier. The ice cream was her favorite flavor, yellow.



When Derpy opened the fridge it looked super good. So good she had to taunt her friends with it about their lack of delicious treats. She rushed over to that one purple pony bird thing with the purple hair.



Twilight greated her just like any other librarian would, with a magical "hellooooo".



Derpy was thrown off gaurd and got into a defensive stance. But she knew she had the ice cream and reassured herself as the dominent male. Twilight submited with a blank stare as the omega.



Confidently Derpy held up the cone in her mouth and mumbled, "Mook what I got..." But the ice cream was gone! Swiped right from out of its cone! The two ponies were in a fright. As spook filled the area, they began looking for it.



After days of searching they could not find the delicious ball. Fearing the worst happened in the heat of the sun, they declared murder and gave up the search.



Derpy had held the cone in her mouth for days. It was covered in her drool but she was sleepless and worried. Then suddenly she found it. It was on Purple Dash's uni-horn... This whole time....