Don’t be surprised about this. Come on. Lying and finger-pointing have always been Donald Trump’s M.O. Why would anyone think he’d behave differently in an emergency? With the pressure on, his go-to defense mechanisms were bound to get even worse.

x Trump then suggests people are to blame if they can't get a test, saying, "If you go to the right agents, if you go to the right area, you get the test." He doesn't say who are the right agents or what are the right areas. https://t.co/VLQUeSYSoR — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) March 12, 2020

Meanwhile, in South Korea, which is testing 20,000 people for coronavirus per day (the U.S. has apparently tested fewer than 8,000 total), you can get tested at a drive-through. Is it too much to ask to make testing at least as convenient as ordering a fried chicken sandwich made with Krispy Kreme doughnuts in lieu of bread?

Also, this is a lie …

x Trump claims (falsely) all Americans returning to country are being tested:"We have heavily tested. If an American coming back or anybody coming back, we have a tremendous testing set up where people coming in have to be tested ... if it shows positive ... We have to quarantine." pic.twitter.com/ndGlKmSFJh — Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) March 12, 2020

But, whatever. The important thing is that the Trump administration doesn’t look bad. In North Korea they’re happy to die for Dear Leader. What’s wrong with you, anyway?

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