Footballers of the world be very fearful, Felix is ready to milk you of your money

€1,000:

Backheeling the ball when you could just pass it normally (Javier Pastore)

€2,000:

Leaving a gaping hole open in front of the defence (Alexandre Song)

€3,000:

Leaving your clothes on the pitch (Yoann Gourcuff)



€4,000:

Losing the ball in the stands due to over-ambitious long-shots (Diego Forlan)





€5,000:

Downloading an AC Milan app on your iPad (Mario Balotelli)

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€6,000:

Getting caught diving (Dani Alves)

€7,000:

Getting caught having an affair (Ryan Giggs/John Terry/every footballer)

€8,000:

Failing to prevent your girlfriend from removing her belt and whipping a stranger (Ezequiel Lavezzi)

€9,000:

Fooling all of your fans into thinking that you are a messiah, thus making it impossible for the club to sell you (Claudio Marchisio)

€10,000:

Attempting to get your coach or manager sacked (Francesco Totti)

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€11,000:

Charging into sliding tackles like a blithering idiot (Michael Dawson/Pepe)



€12,000:

Playing the entire opposition attack onside (Martin Demichelis/Cristian Molinaro)



€13,000:

Running less distance than your own goalkeeper (Dimitar Berbatov)

€14,000:

Having less than a 10% chance-to-goal conversion ratio (Mario Gomez/Gonzalo Higuain)



€15,000:

Lying about your age (Eriberto/Obafemi Martins/Emerson)



€16,000:

Blasting the ball at a spectator in the crowd from point-blank range (Lionel Messi)



€17,000:

Failing to string a sentence together in your league’s native language within three years of arriving (Carlos Tevez/David Beckham)

€18,000:

Playing for your country (Ryan Giggs)

€19,000:

Refusing a transfer to another club just so you can be overpaid for doing nothing (Amauri)

€20,000:

Flopping in big games (Cristiano Ronaldo/Zlatan Ibrahimovic)

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By Carlo Garganese | Deputy EditorOn Tuesday, a report emerged in Bild claiming that controversial Wolfsburg coach Felix Magath had imposed a new strict code of conduct for his players on and off the pitch. At the centre of this arrangement was a system of fines for all those found to be non-compliant.According to the report, those late for training sessions and team meetings would be fined €100 for every minute they were late, while anyone discovered wearing headphones on the team bus would be punished €250.For violations on the pitch, the fines became heavier: an unnecessary back-pass could cost a player €1,000, while a defender allowing a ball to bounce in front of him rather than clearing directly would be fined €500.To celebrate Magath’s screwball scheme,has satirically come up with some other hypothetical fines that players could expect to suffer at the hands of the former Germany midfielder.Leave your suggestions below of other hypothetical fines you would expect to be issued by Felix Magath.