One day Abe Lincoln walked int ohis room. George Washington was sitting in front of the mirror modeling a pretty princess skirt. Abe, wanting to surprise his girlfriend, walked slowly up and then hugged George. George freaked out and jumped off the chair, tilting the chair open and causing Abe to fall back. George was sitting on top of Abraham Lincoln, and both of them got VERY flustered. Abraham said, "My, my, forward, are you not?" George said "You have to have initiative when you're leading a country." And Abraham Lincoln said, "That's cute, Georgie, but how about you write up a Declaration of Dependance, BECAUSE YOU ARE MY BITCH!" George smiled and laugh, "Yeah, I guess I am. Anyway, you want to fuck my ass now?" Abe grinned lecherously and said, "You know I do, babe!" He slowly pulled off George's thong as George ripped off Abraham's pants and underwear... with his teeth. Their two massive members, free of their genital restraints, slapped together like two angry whales. Abraham said, "Hahaha, you can cockslap my cock all you want, but we'll never get anywhere with them dangling like that. Giddy up, Georgie!"

"Yessir, Captain Abe!", said George, as he lifted his anus, aligned Abraham's meaty cuntbreaker, and slammed himself onto Abe's rod. His anus was so well used that the dry and rough penetration felt like nothing but ass heaven. "WE HAVE LIFTOF- God DAMN it Georgie you really have to wait until I finish saying that. I can never finish my sentence!" "Sorry Abe", George Washington girlishly said, kissing him on the lips. He pulled his ass up, sliding until only the lips of his plush asshole kissed against Abraham's whale shark, then slammed home once more. "Georgie, at this rate you'll be having my babies within the year!", said Abraham lustfully. "I know, Abe! I look forward to them. ;)" George winked as he said that.

George Washington continued the steady rhythm of bouncing his ass so fast that his skirt flew into the air. Abraham Lincoln held his hips and occasionally twisted his girly, princess-like nipple, causing a moanful spurt of lust from George. As George bounced on Abraham's massive babycannon, Abraham began to moan lightly, causing George to know that it was time. He once again pulled out all the way, then positioning his rosebud a foot above Abraham's glistening cockhead, slammed once more, causing an instant blast of babyjuice to launch into his rectum, at such a speed he could feel it going up his throat. "Fuck yes!" Said Abraham, and instantly became flaccid. His boyfriend / girlfriend George, however, was summarily unsatisfied, and so Abraham said, "I suppose I'll have to finish up, then. Oh well, I've been hungry for salami!"

Abraham pushed George onto the ground, pulling his flaccid shrimp out of George's semen-coated and crusty asshole, pushing him onto the floor and kissing him hard. Georgie said, "Thanks babe! I hope I'll taste good. I've been eating lots of Pineapples, just for you!" Abe replied smugly, "I appreciate it. I guess I'll get to taste your aloha today!" and he trailed kissed down his chest until he reached his pubes, then tickled them lightly with his tongue and ran his tongue up George's large, but smaller than Abraham's, member. He licked along it's side and took it's head into his mouth, gently bobbing his head on his thick, meaty, salami-flavored cockhead. "Goddamn, you love your meat!" said George. Abraham said, "I used to be a vegetarian, meat is a rare delight for me. ;)"

As Abe bobbed his beautiful plump lips on George's penis, George moaned lustfully, moans of delight pushing from behind his lips. "Abraham!" he saidm, "You are such a sexy stud! I love you!" And Abraham knew he meant it, causing him to be even more motivated as he deepthraoted George's dick, gagging himself but knowing that every second he couldnt breathe was a second added to George's pleasure. George finally took his hands and put them on Abraham's head, pushing Abraham all the way to his pubes and Abe knew it was time. Little Georgie sent out a big wave of semen into Abraham's throat, and Abraham could really taste the pineapples as he swallowed what must have been a half-gallon of semen. He slowly withdrew his mouth as George's hold on his head weakened, licking and cleaning off the majestic member before him.