In this essay some very straightforward but also “gay” language will be presented. This is not fit for any True Christian™ nor Unsaved Ladies. However, for True Christian™ men these data offer some well-deserved relief for the fears and anxieties about our penis sizes. We do not have to be ashamed. If God could talk about these things, so can we:

Ezekiel 23:20

For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

1 Kings 12:10

And the young men that were grown up with him spake unto him, saying, Thus shalt thou speak unto this people that spake unto thee, saying, Thy father made our yoke heavy, but make thou it lighter unto us; thus shalt thou say unto them, My little finger shall be thicker than my father’s loins.

Size matters to God. Harlots covet for large size, young men measure their penises and compare the sizes. This took place in Biblical times and, unfortunately, the corrupted mankind continues these vile practices. Fortunately, Creation Science can tell us…

If this is wise

what the facts about penis size are

about penis size are whether we should appreciate large size and make comparisons

Let us start with the size. Penis size is a reasonable field of study and meticulous measuring has given us a comprehensive chart of penis sizes all over the World. The map is most interesting as we can see:



Now, it is well-knows that True Christians™ are not racists. Secular atheists often claim that Hamites would have the biggest penises but here we can see that penis size is independent of skin complexion. The largest sizes are in some parts of Africa and Mexico, while the smallest penises are in China, Japan, Korea and India (we knew that!). The nations with the biggest penises include Sudan (Muslim Hamites), Bolivia (dot Injuns), the Cameroon and Ghana (false Christian Hamites), Venezuela (communist Papists) and Colombia (Papists). Hence, race of religious affiliation do not explain the variations in penis size. In addition, we have an interesting outlier in Europe:

Yes, it is Hungary, previously a part of the Australian Empire, then part of the Soviet Union and now a semi-independent nation of the European Union. Capital : Buda Pest (really!), 9.88 million inhabitants , 37.7% Papists, 11.1% Zwinglian/Calvinist Reformists. Politically, the country is a fascist state with very close ties to Putin’s Godly Russia. The leading party is called Fidesz, a Conservative National Socialist Party. Homosexuality is legal.

All this raises many questions :

Why are long and thick penises distributed in an apparently random manner in the world?

distributed in an apparently manner in the world? Why are small penises heavily concentrated in Asia (India, China and Japan)?

(India, China and Japan)? Is there a causal relationship between this distribution and an unknown variable?

Yes, there is.

Sodomy. Gays. Homosexuals. Sodomites. Defilers of themselves with mankind (1 Timothy 1:10).

In addition to geography, homosexuality explains penis size in a comprehensive manner.

Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey’s original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differences are discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence that variations in prenatal hormonal levels (or other biological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures) affect sexual orientation development.

Now we are ready to combine these two excellent studies and make our conclusions.

Homosexual men have bigger penises => The countries with the biggest penises have the highest amounts of homosexual men .

. The AIDS plague is the most common in Africa , where the big penises and thus homosexuals are concentrated.

, where the big penises and thus homosexuals are concentrated. Papists have homosexual tendencies which explains the large penises in Venezuela, Colombia and the false Christian Hamite nations.

have homosexual tendencies which explains the large penises in Venezuela, Colombia and the false Christian Hamite nations. Homosexuals do not care about reproduction. Thus, the countries that reproduce the most actively must the those with the lowest numbers of sodomites: Asia. We know that China and India are the countries with the highest population numbers. There the men also have the smallest penises. Thus, there are less homosexuals over there.

Creation Science can also reveal the mechanisms of this growth in penis size due to sodomy (DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ PASTOR). The rectal sphincter is very resistant to the penetration of a tallywhacker and the constant violations of this tight orifice must cause enormous strain on the male organ making it longer and sturdier to withstand the pressure.

What about Hungary?

The nation’s leaders must be desperate. This issue explains why the authorities have turned to Mr. Putin. The population is probably kept unaware of this development but the political elite must know that they are dying out.

Hungary is experiencing sub-replacement fertility, with the total fertility rate (TFR) in 2015 estimated at 1.43 children born/woman, lower than the replacement rate of 2.1.

Now we have the answer. All Hungarian men except the friends of Putin are indeed homosexuals. The Hungarian nation is facing extinction. Papism and Calvinism are also contributing factors, as they cause homosexuality followed by the vicious circle of penile growth and more sodomy further elongating the penises.

Are we safe? I dare say that America is in a relatively good shape regarding penis size.

Much better than the Mexicans and slightly better than Godless Canada. No cause for alarm but vigilance is necessary to avoid any elongation or increase in girth.

To conclude, we come back to the Bible and the most significant penis size-related verses in the Masterwork of Jesus!

Ezekiel 23:20

For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

1 Kings 12:10

And the young men that were grown up with him spake unto him, saying, Thus shalt thou speak unto this people that spake unto thee, saying, Thy father made our yoke heavy, but make thou it lighter unto us; thus shalt thou say unto them, My little finger shall be thicker than my father’s loins.



We can see how harlots prefer bigger penises . This is a plot to seduce men into sodomy. Avoid this.

Young men can compare their penises but they should remember to appreciate the small ones and revere them, as the owners of these proud organs are the least likely to engage in sodomy.

I am happy to tell that, personally, I am at the lower end of the range for American penises.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer



Replies:

JimmyJones (07-01-2016 10:53 PM): Hi Jimmy, Google is your friend. Just apply the space between �Hung� and �arians� and have yourself some of the fun you are inclined to. No need to bother us here with that so please keep it to yourself. Kind ...

Jim Farmer (07-01-2016 11:51 PM): Be very careful asking your friend about arians. Arians deny the trinity! Therefore, they do indeed deserve to be hanged! ...

Roland (08-01-2016 12:00 AM): Hi Roland Thank you it was quite fun. My friend Google said: "Your search - hung arians - did not match any image results. Suggestions: Make sure that all words are spelled correctly. Try different keywords. Try ...

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Elmer G. White (20-08-2017 02:45 AM): After reading this "article", I can state for sure, that every one of the religions should be banned by the law in every county, that exists today. May some over-natural standing power helps you all.:wallbash3:Dear ...

James Hutchins (20-08-2017 05:58 PM): I've heard from quite a few scholars on this very subject over a round of Texas Hold 'Em with some of the Pastors at the Landovers Mens' Club. These scholars and Pastors have devoted their lives to Biblical ...

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