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Image 1 of / 15 Caption Close Image 2 of 15 From my ever-audacious friend Clayton Cubitt, who put this up just before the Women's March. Imagine telling future generations this was in reference to the President of the United States. 'WTF, grandpa?' less From my ever-audacious friend Clayton Cubitt, who put this up just before the Women's March. Imagine telling future generations this was in reference to the President of the United States. 'WTF, ... more Image 3 of 15 No idea where Bourdain found this. Maybe Mongolia? It's surely the finest likeness to date. (Except for that one statue). No idea where Bourdain found this. Maybe Mongolia? It's surely the finest likeness to date. (Except for that one statue). Image 4 of 15 2016 was no time for subtlety, children. 2016 was no time for subtlety, children. Image 5 of 15 Image 6 of 15 Pooh gets relevant. Piglet gets real. Pooh gets relevant. Piglet gets real. Image 7 of 15 The classic, now in poster form. The classic, now in poster form. Image 8 of 15 Not exactly a collectible, but a fine memory nonetheless Not exactly a collectible, but a fine memory nonetheless Image 9 of 15 You read it right: three grand for a "yuge" gold coin with Trump's face on it. Goes perfectly with your "Real Housewives of Miami Beach" Swarovski-encrusted dentures You read it right: three grand for a "yuge" gold coin with Trump's face on it. Goes perfectly with your "Real Housewives of Miami Beach" Swarovski-encrusted dentures Image 10 of 15 Image 11 of 15 Do you have a bottle of Trump vodka somewhere? Is it in the garage, next to the paint thinner and the meth-making equipment? Might be worth something someday. I mean, it absolutely won't. But it *might*. Do you have a bottle of Trump vodka somewhere? Is it in the garage, next to the paint thinner and the meth-making equipment? Might be worth something someday. I mean, it absolutely won't. But it *might*. Image 12 of 15 As one Amazon reviewer put it, “Came with an entire crate of white hood ornaments. Great bargain! Downside: My tree is now on fire.” As one Amazon reviewer put it, “Came with an entire crate of white hood ornaments. Great bargain! Downside: My tree is now on fire.” Image 13 of 15 A bromace for the ages. And the apocalypse A bromace for the ages. And the apocalypse Image 14 of 15 The New Yorker has put up some hilarious caricatures of the Orange Monster on its cover to date. But this one, well, cuts a little deeper. A framed version for the new house in Canada, perhaps? The New Yorker has put up some hilarious caricatures of the Orange Monster on its cover to date. But this one, well, cuts a little deeper. A framed version for the new house in Canada, perhaps? Image 15 of 15 Top 12 pre-impeachment collectibles - Hurry before Trump is gone! 1 / 15 Back to Gallery

It is, they say, just a matter of time.

How much time? No one can be sure, though we certainly hope it’s very soon – and by “we,” I mean every living soul in the conscious universe. And by “soon” I mean, you know, yesterday.

Pundits and legal experts agree: This is probably the beginning of the end for The Donald’s short, brutal reign of petulant, man-child terror. RussiaGate, Comey, Flynn, Yates, Muslim bans, blathering out top-secret intelligence just to show off, the abject destruction of fundamental human kindness and decency in all heretofore known forms: Indeed, his end seems blessedly forgone.

Are you ready? I don’t mean morally; all human endeavors would have been improved mightily had Trump exited this earthly plane sometime back in, say, 1987.

I mean, are you ready to leverage his imminent downfall toward the good, toward the hopeful, toward the potentially lucrative?

That’s right: I’m talking about tchotchkes. Collectibles. “Invaluable” Trumpian mementos of this most horrible, most humiliating, most impossibly bleak period in American history, one which will never, oh sweet Jesus please, ever happen again.

Why collect these things now? For that exact reason. Because, in the not-too-distant future, no one will believe this actually happened. No one will believe so many Americans were so conned, and so gruesomely; that a once proud nation could flip from a brilliant and gracious leader like Barack Obama to a racist, sexist, crotch-groping reality TV con man with head like a boiled turnip. “But grandma, why?” your grandkids will entreat, baffled and more than a little accusatory, as you mutter something about Russian hackers, Fox News and some sort of weird, collective right-wing brain aneurism.

So then: In the Gallery above, a handful of items to gather into a dirty shoebox right now and shove into the corner of your attic for future generations to sell for, I don’t know, self-driving taxi fare. Who knows? They could all skyrocket in value. They might soon be worth a fortune. Or at the very least, provide a good laugh to the curious aliens who dig up our lost and sorry bones.