A Florida man attempted to marry his porn-filled Macbook this week, proving once again that nothing is too weird for Florida.

Chris Sevier claimed that he fell in love with the device, and preferred "having sex with it over all other persons or things". Clearly, Sevier hasn't seen the new iPhone 5s.

The judge handling the case was unamused however, and quickly dismissed it. "Perhaps the motion is satirical. Or perhaps it is only removed from reality. Either way, the motion has no place in this lawsuit."

Lamarr Wilson, who recently broke up with his iPhone for an Android device, tackles this topic and more on this week's Socially Awkward. Check out the video above, and make sure to subscribe for more socially awkward news.

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