1

Browns

Myles Garrett DE Texas A&M

Browns have a chance to get a can't miss player #1 overall but somehow will find a way to fuck it up.

2

49ers

Solomon Thomas DE Stanford

Thomas is the perfect package of size, speed and production at the DE posistion and oh by the way he is a high character guy from the area.

3

Bears

Jamal Adams S LSU

Jamal Adams floor is too high to pass up and Bears need a consistent presence on defense.

4

Jaguars

Jonathan Allen DL Alabama

Might not fill a need but highly productive 2 way(run/pass) D-Lineman arent the easiest to come by, Jags will probably do the stupid thing and draft a RB.

5

Titansfrom Rams

Marshon Lattimore CB Ohio State

Titans are in desperate need for a strong CB and Lattimore is the consensus #1 CB.

6

Jets Mitchell Trubisky QB North Carolina

Assuming there isnt a trade in the top 5 picks I dont see how the Jets dont fire on Mitchell, QB with the most upside in the class but only started 13 games in college...perfect fit for the Jets isnt it.

7

Chargers Malik Hooker S Ohio State

Malik Hooker is a game changer on defense, paired with Joey Bosa the Chargers are starting to build a strong defensive core.

8

Panthers Derek Barnett DE Tennessee

Insane production at Tennesse and post-season riser up the draft boards, RB is a need also but they dont have a pass rusher under 30, dont over think this one Panthers.

9

Bengals Taco Charlton DE Michigan

A guy named Taco is destined to play for the Bengals.

10

Bills OJ Howard TE Alabama

Perhaps a reach here for a TE but again top 2 way players just dont grow on trees, Howard leaves Bama as the top ranked TE in the pass game & run game. Give Tyrod some weapons!

11

Saints Haason Reddick LB Temple

His combine showcased what a freak athlete he is, a perfect fit for the gutless Saints defense.

12

Brownsfrom Eagles Deshaun Watson QB Clemson

No brainer here, Im higher on Watson than most, but he has the swagger and skillset to suceed in a Hue Jackson offense.

13

Cardinals Corey Davis WR Western Michigan

Larry Fitzgerald has some very big dreads to fill, but Corey Davis may just be the guy to do it.

14

Eaglesfrom Vikings Mike Williams WR Clemson

Great value here for the Eagles, Wentz gets a NFL ready weapon with good size and elite ball skills to pair with Jeffery.

15

Colts Reuben Foster LB Alabama

The Colts needs some attitude on defense and Reuben Foster is just the guy to deliver it.

16

Ravens Cam Robinson OT Alabama

First OT off the board at 16 this has to be a record. They drafted Stanley last year and would love to put him at his more natural posistion of RT, Robinson has the measurables to suceed blocking the blind side for lord Flacco.

17

Redskins Christian McCaffery RB Standford

The Skins need some playmakers on offense to make up for their losses in free agency.

18

Titans John Ross WR Washington

Exotic smash mouth needs the exotic, John Ross immediately gives them the ability to take the top of the defense.

19

Buccaneers Leonard Fournette RB LSU

The Bucs could use a workhorse back from the SEC to pair with Winston.

20

Broncos Garett Bolles OT Utah

Broncos could really use a running game to help our Lynch/Siemian, Bolles fits the mold as the most physical OL in the draft and should help immediately.

21

Lions T.J. Watt DE / OLB Wisconsin

Lions need help in their front seven and why not take a chance on a guy with the last name Watt.

22

Dolphins Gareon Conley CB Ohio St

Best CB available and has great measuables, combine workout solidified him as a 1st round talent, something every team could use.

23

Giants David Njoku TE Miami

Eli Manning is clearly past his prime and needs all the offensive fire power he can find.

24

Raiders Jarrad Davis LB Florida

Fills a need for the Las Vegas Raiders as they add arguably the most athletic LB in the draft.

25

Texans Patrick Mahomes QB Texas Tech

Bill O'Brien is in love with Patrick Mahomes and if there's one thing O'Brien knows it's QBs! Just ask Christian Hackenberg, Matt McGloin, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Ryan Mallet, Tom Savage, Case Keenum, Brian Hoyer and Brock Osweiler.

26

Seahawks Forrest Lamp OG Western Kentucky

Seahawks really need OL help, Lamp is the last 1st round talent left, plug and play him anywhere along the line.

27

Chiefs Dalvin Cook RB FSU

Cook's pass catching ability and history of domestic violence make him a perfect complimentary weapon to Tyreek Hill.

28

Cowboys Kevin King CB Washington

Cowboys need help in the back end, King provides shutdown corner production and measurables at the back end of the 1st round...fucking cowgirls

29

Packers Jabrill Peppers S Michigan

Packers need more atheltes on the defensive side of the ball and Peppers could be a good fit.

30

Steelers DeShone Kizer QB Notre Dame

He wont be ready day one but he should have a year or two before Big Ben retires.

31

Falcons Takkarist McKinley DE UCLA

Falcons need a more consistent pass rush (see 28-3 in Super Bowl) and McKinley would be a great addition.

32

Saints Obi Melifonwu S Connecticut