Because quality parenting is a dying art, a 33-year old mother from South Glens Falls, New York, was recently arrested and charged after hiring two strippers for her 16-year old son's bowling alley birthday party. For reference, when the mother was her son's age she was pregnant with him.

The Nov. 3 party at Spare Time Bowling Alley featured two exotic dancers performing for partygoers as young as 14. The dancers stripped to thong underwear and bras and gave lap dances to some of the teenagers. A photo taken with a cellphone camera shows an upside-down dancer with a teen's head between her knees and her head between his legs.

Police began investigating the party after photos appeared online and stories appeared in the media. Police interviewed many of the 80 people at the part, which took place in a private room that had windows covered with butcher paper. Endangering the welfare of a child is a misdemeanor that can carry a prison sentence up to one year. According to the law, endangerment occurs when a person "knowingly acts in a manner likely to be injurious to the physical, mental or moral welfare of a child less than 17 years old."

Whoa whoa whoa -- they only danced in thongs and bras? That's not stripping, that's what's considered 'bikini dancing' and completely different than stripping. Real stripping, as I'm sure most of you are aware involves *ripping off tear-away pants* real nudity! "GW? Why is there a piece of paper towel stuck to your penis?" SHOW'S OVER, THROW YOUR TIPS ON THE STAGE AND LEAVE.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, the majority of which expressed disappointment with their own parents for not thinking of this.