Holy crap Santa. Got the notification last week that my t-shirt Santa had sent my gift. Then I saw that the package weighed over 4lbs. I thought there must be some mistake, there's no way a shirt or 2 could weigh that much, what is coming to me...?

Got my answer today when a very large, prettily taped box showed up on my doorstep.

You see, my Santa shops like I do. I'm just gonna get one or 2 things and call it good....ooo shiny! On top of the package there was a little card. It's beautiful and appears to be home made. Santa, I feel like you and I would be friends if we lived near each other. You "get" me as these are shirts I would have gotten my husband.

Santa also wanted to wrap these gifts unconventionally so she wrapped them in water bottles and then wrapped the water bottles in a t shirt featuring kittens barfing rainbows into each other's mouths. Doesn't get much better than that.

So upon opening the water bottles we got a Masshole shirt because that's where Santa is from, a Deadpool shirt because Deadpool and a Zelda shirt because Duh, it's Zelda. Great choices Santa, my husband will love them. Unfortunately he's not here to model them due to being out of town for work :(