So I got a first time gifter (like me) and they seemed very excited! Very day the exchange went up, I received a message from them stating they wanted to try their best to make me happy and looking to confirm my clothing size.

So exciting to get someone that's excited! As I'd already mentioned that I was "xs/s or one size in pretty much everything," but they were asking if that meant all clothes or just socks, I figured it was time to give explicit measurements. I guessed they were thinking of some adult onesie or other cozy pj set, but for all I knew they were one of those intense handknitters my aunt had told me about so I wanted to make sure to give them what they needed! Only problem was, I don't actually remember my standard #-#-# measurements and don't own a tape measurer. So I estimated...

"...Yes, I am women's xs or s in just about everything. S/m usually works as well. I'm trying to remember measurements; I think I'm about 32-25-something? Idk just 32D and 0/25 in pants..."

...and then today my gift arrives at work and I go to open it to discover-- it is not safe for work! A Victoria's Secret bra! My coworkers found it quite hilarious of course...

Honestly, I am quite shocked. I think my bumbling lack of measurement knowledge was taken as a hint for a bra! Oops! I didn't finish opening the rest until I got home because I was no longer sure what to expect!

In total, I ended up with one lacy, strappy blue bra, one flowy midriff top, and 4 Valentine's themed superhero/viking knee highs (yes, turns out there were indeed some cozy toe socks!). While I would never have expected this, it does seem like a lot of time was spent on this. Thanks Santa! Sorry if you felt like I pressured you to get me an expensive bra ಠ益ಠ

P.S TIL my coworker hasn't bought a bra in 3 to 4 years. Reddit... expect the unexpected (_)/~