Photo credit: @WashCaps

Team USA revealed their Ralph Lauren-designed Opening Ceremony uniforms this morning. They are hideous. Less hideous: these patriotic gloves worn by Captain America John Carlson at Kettler Capitals Iceplex today.

Photoshop by @HeyMyNameIsWill

Okay, when that ugly Christmas sweater-thing is worn by Phil Kessel it looks amazing for some reason. Go figure.