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phone: bzzzzz bzzzzz Paige: Oh, great. Geeky Morton Goldthwait is texting me. He wants help with a math problem? That's a first. phone: Paige, how do you simplify 2i<6u? Paige: i<3u phone: i<3u also. xoxoxoxo Paige: AAAAA! Andy: You broke your cell pone AGAIN?? Paige: Clearly, they aren't built for teenagers.