YOU'RE LEARNING TO FIGHTWITH YOUR HANDS.

KEEP PUSHING,KINDERGARTNERS.

SIR KYLE,I KNOW THAT SONY'S OFFERING

A SPECIALBLACK FRIDAY BUNDURU.

YOU KNOW THE XBOXIS STILL BETTER, RIGHT?

- YEAH, BUT WHY CAN'T XBOX

AUTOMATICALLY LET YOUPREORDER METAL GEAR SOLID 5?

- SIR KYLE, PREORDER DOESN'TMEAN SHIT, OKAY?

WHEN YOU PREORDER A GAME,

YOU'RE JUST COMMITTINGTO PAYING FOR SOMETHING

THAT SOME ASSHOLESIN CALIFORNIA

HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHEDWORKING ON YET.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GETFOR PREORDERING A GAME?

A BIG DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.