

# general





JAW!!!

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!!!!!



B)

chill buddy



JAW!!!

NEW SIBLINGS!!!!! LOOK!!!!!!! ISNT IT GREAT!!!



sail

\ :O /



Lord Amber

Yes thank you sailjaw

I was hoping to break the news a little more gently but this is great



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pog



LORD DOME

Oh, fuck no.



Lord Amber

Ok i know i am categorically not supposed to take sides between the two of you but what do you expect me to do here

Plume

Okay I know I have only been around for one new dyad.

But this is way too fast isn't it.



Lord Amber

Yes and i realize jawsail are outliers but i am supposed to have millions of years to prep

Not FUCKING FIVE



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ok and

why are you freaking out about this

i have everybody's baby pictures saved in the fabric of the universe whats two more this is great



Lord Amber

There are four of them and we dont know which ones they are



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what

how



B)

very



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skull stop timelocking our chatlogs challenge



LORD DOME

Don't.



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nvm dome hates it go for it



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why do you hate fun



LORD DOME

I don’t “hate fun”, I’m keeping your incomprehensible Voices memes out of the fucking serious topic.



Lord Amber

Thank you dome but i dont recall making you moderator



LORD DOME

..........



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Plume

Not to interrupt you three restarting the war or anything but maybe they're just two sets and one overslept?



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wish that was me tbh



Plume

At least I hope...?



Lord Amber

Thats the fucking thing isnt it

I thought maybe we fucked up another dyad with hibernating but theyre cross fucking pollinating like there's only one|two of them

sail

:/ ?



Lord Amber

Not as an insult im just remarking on how badly the chronology went all to hell on that

You might have been done with mitosis by now if we didnt fuck shit

Ok im just digging myself a hole here arent i



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>we



sail

:/ ...



Lord Amber

Root



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lel

im not the one who set off a mass extinction bud



Lord Cover!! ^_^

Hey be nice!! The little guys are great!!!!



Lord Amber

Thats not the fucking point right now and you know it

The fucking point is that these new ones are a nightmare

There shouldnt be four of them

They shouldnt be able to do whatever theyre doing

Frankly they shouldnt be here at all but what do i know im just the one who inherited all the predecessors instructions and knows how things are supposed to work but what does that matter right Why does this keep happening



LORD DOME

I feel like I should point out that the last time you talked like this, you subsequently tried to blow up all of Unova.

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yeah chill going on a weird control power trip is dome's thing



LORD DOME

Helix.



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ur mom lol



Lord Amber

Ok i think we all get the picture by now

Haha fossil leader bad funny joke

Im not sure whats giving you all so much trouble with this

What are they even gods of

If i could blame that scientist i would but shes human she wouldnt have power to do this

But it has to be someones fault



Claw

Have you looked into the Plasma scenario yet



Lord Amber

The only one trying to take credit is that fused crystal glitch jackass and he obviously didnt do it either Ok see i would look into that

Except drive never answers my fucking messages



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dw im on it

@Lord Drive

Claw

Root no



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@Lord Drive @Lord Drive @Lord Drive @Lord Drive @Lord Drive @Lord Drive

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Lord Drive

Yes, hello, Root.



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@Lord Drive @Lord Drive k youre welcome



Lord Drive

Apologies for my inactivity; I’ve been listening in on other things to determine whether I need to run damage control.

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"""other things"""""



Lord Amber

Ah i hadnt even considered that particular brand of absolute bullshit

Just what i need right now let me know if i need to start emergency protocols or what the hell

Lord Drive

Understood.



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hey dude uhhhhhhh by the way

don't you have a phone built into your you or something



Lord Drive

Yes? I fail to see how this is relevant.



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here's a thought

you can

check your notifs

while doing shit



Plume

To be fair sometimes I'd like to turn off my connections so I could focus.



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would have come in handy

couple times

lots of times



Lord Drive

Thank you, Plume. I would prefer to dedicate the whole of my attention to important matters, rather than waste valuable energy on contraptions like these.

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dude we're literally present across all of spacetime all the time

it can't be that hard



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u forgot how to double up accounts again didnt u



Lord Drive

...

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lol



Lord Drive

In fairness, these devices are remarkably counterintuitive.

You possess the advantage of your domain, but beings such as I hold no such alignment.

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lolololololololol



Lord Drive

This is a challenge for none of you?



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nah i log into claws acct all the time



Claw

Oh



Lord Cover!! ^_^

Uh not really but it's ok!!!! You can figure it out!!



Claw

Oh fuck



Lord Drive

I...see.

I could make a topical joke about this subject, but I rather suspect it would not "lighten the mood".

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yeah point



LORD DOME

Amazing. Do you really think so?



Lord Drive

...Greetings to you as well, Dome.



LORD DOME

Yes, hello. Great to see you. Wonderful.

I see that since our last meeting you've managed to limit the fuckawful olden jokes to one every ten seconds, rather than one every five. Congratulations. Maybe we can throw you a party.

Lord Drive

Yes, well.

If one must conceal the origins of one's very being for billions of years, flippant references may become quite appealing. Would you rather I return to abject secrecy? Is there any course of action that would satisfy you?



LORD DOME

Why did you """""need""""""""" to do that in the first place?

Excellent question. I'd love it, actually, if you'd stop meddling.



Lord Drive

You can't expect me to relinquish all of my secrets at once, Dome.

LORD DOME

At this point, I'd be fucking ecstatic if you'd at least stop surgically targeting everything that matters. But of course we can't have that, now, can we. Ah, yes, of course. Because historically all your secrets have been completely reasonable. Did I imagine the part about the end of the world?

Lord Amber

Ok can we all get back on topic or is everyone just super looking forward to one hundred million years of babysitting because i can leave you all to it i swear to fuck

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you swear to who now





LORD DOME

Forgive me for having a few reservations, here.



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k i fucked up but who gives a shit



LORD DOME

I suppose the rest of you don't need to hear them, however.



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as long as they know how to use dms lol



Lord Drive

I believe I can manage that much, thank you.

@Lord Amber My apologies.

I’m afraid I won’t be of much help on that front, unfortunately. Not only did I not inhabit my mortal avatar prior to extinction, but the genetic modifications have eschewed any scientific idiocy in favor of what the children might call a “giant fucking gun”. So long as the new dyad(s) don’t also possess giant fucking guns, it’s likely you’ll be fine.



B)

nah dw they don’t have guns

i just gave em a knife

Lord Amber

SKULL NO

PUT THAT DOWN OR I WILLKJGLKJDFLGAKHFGPGOIFDS CK JGDKFJGDF GFSDLKHTGUYGAFIGFSJSHKGLJHKY;T

Claw

Should...we be helping?



Lord Amber

WSBGEDRFTGYHULI.K,DSZFDGH



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eh it's probably fine



Lord Amber

ITS FINBHJGCFXDSERDTYGUHIJOUYGTRDESW

SWE4R5TYUIYTRRRRRRRGGGGGGSDRTFGHJGFD

F

DGYUFHLISFHGFIOJSGOFKLG;;;



Claw

Wait, what if this is a coded form of communication?



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here im the expert i got this



Lord Amber

HGCHBJHV



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p sure up there they said f



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how do i press un F



JAW!!!

Ⅎ



AAAAARMOR

WHAT!!!!! HOW!!!



Lord Amber

ITS FINe its fine

Situation has been resolved

Skull do you have anything to say for yourself



B)

uhh

only give em the safety knives?

Lord Amber

Sigh



JAW!!!

NOW THAT WERE NOT SMALLEST CAN WE HAVE THEM???



AAAAARMOR

SHH THEYRE HAVING A CONVERSATION



Lord Amber

I suppose that is progress

Are there any other clusterfucks i need to attend to or can i perhaps get 5 milliseconds of sleep before the planet explodes or whatthefuckever Drive what about you

How is that whole deal



Lord Drive

Surprisingly, it seems to be under control?

It appears that Giratina is in the position to serve as a convenient distraction.

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>distraction



Lord Drive

Helix.



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>position



LORD DOME

Could you just leave.



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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



B)

no



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several deities are typing



Claw

Why



Lord Cover!! ^_^

No



Plume

6/10 I guess



AAAAARMOR

AAAAAAAAAAAGH NOOOOOO



Lord Amber

Helix i do not generally approve of bribery but i will pay you to never make me dontemplate that ever the hell again

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dontemplate



Claw

Dontemplate?



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dontemplate



B)

dontemplate



Lord Amber

Ok you know what



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gg idiots



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Lord Cover!! ^_^

Um..??



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Plume

Erm.



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PHANCERO





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k

so

who wants some popcorn

