If this family attempted to watch everything available on day one of Disney+, at least half of them would be dead by the time they were finished. Image : Disney

We already knew that Disney was using all of its megacorp might to bring an absurd amount of archival content to launch its new streaming service with. Now, we finally know just what will be arriving day one, and hoo boy, folks: it’s a lot.




Seriously. This morning the official Disney+ Twitter account dropped a brief trailer highlighting just some of the films and TV that will be available—not just new and original content like The Mandalorian, but the vast library of series and films from the company’s near-century’s worth of old material.


Then, the account went completely, absolutely, entirely insane.

In what has to be one of the longest threads—if not the longest thread—ever made on Twitter, over the course of several hours the Disney+ account proceeded to tweet, in chronological release order, every single movie, documentary, and TV series that will be available as part of the launch line up. It is dense. It is deep.

Some of it we already knew. Half of the titles available don’t seem like they’re actually real things, and we’re just witness to a truly inconceivable level of trolling. It’s a horrifyingly damning statement about the sheer depth of content that Disney owns in its vaults.


And so, without further ado, here is everything you’ll be able to watch on Day One of Disney+:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Pinocchio

Swiss Family Robinson

Fantasia

The Reluctant Dragon

Dumbo

Bambi

Saludos Amigos

The Three Caballeros

Miracle on 34th Street

Fun and Fancy Free

Melody Time

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

Cinderella

Treasure Island

Alice in Wonderland

The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men

Peter Pan

The Living Desert

The Vanishing Prairie

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier

Lady and the Tramp


The African Lion

Davy Crockett and the River Pirates

Secrets of Life

The Story of Perri

Old Yeller

White Wilderness

The Sign of Zorro

Sleeping Beauty

The Shaggy Dog

Darby O’Gill and the Little People

Journey to the Center of the Earth

Jungle Cat

Pollyanna

Swiss Family Robinson (1960)

101 Dalmatians

The Absent-Minded Professor

The Parent Trap

Greyfriars Bobby

Babes in Toyland

The Prince and the Pauper

Almost Angels

Sammy, the Way-Out Seal

The Incredible Journey

The Sword in the Stone

Mary Poppins

Emil and the Detectives

Those Calloways

The Sound of Music

That Darn Cat!

The Ugly Daschund

The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin

The Jungle Book

Blackbeard’s Ghost

The Love Bug

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

The Aristocats

The Barefoot Executive

The Million Dollar Duck

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Justin Morgan Had a Horse

The Biscuit Eater

Snowball Express

Robin Hood

Herbie Rides Again

The Bears and I

The Castaway Cowboy

The Strongest Man in the World

Escape to Witch Mountain

The Apple Dumpling Gang

Gus

Treasure of Matecumbe

The Shaggy D.A.

Freaky Friday

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Star Wars: A New Hope

The Rescuers

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo

Pete’s Dragon

Candleshoe

Return from Witch Mountain

The Cat from Outer Space

The Muppet Movie

The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again

Unidentified Flying Oddball

Spider-Woman

The Black Hole

Sultan and the Rock Star

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back


Herbie Goes Bananas

The Ghosts of Buxley Hall

Amy

The Great Muppet Caper

The Fox and the Hound

Spider-Man (TV Series, 1981)

Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends

TRON

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Return to Oz

The Black Cauldron

Adventures of the Gummi Bears

The Journey of Natty Gann

One Magic Christmas

Mr. Boogedy

Fuzzbucket

Casebusters

The Great Mouse Detective

Flight of the Navigator

The Christmas Star

Benji the Hunted

Ducktales

Three Men and a Baby

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

Willow

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Oliver and Company

Chip ‘n’ Dale: Rescue Rangers

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Turner & Hooch

Cheetah

The Little Mermaid


The Simpsons

Ducktales: The Movie—Treasure of the Lost Lamp

TaleSpin

The Rescuers Down Under

Three Men and a Little Lady

White Fang

Shipwrecked

The Rocketeer

Darkwing Duck

Beauty and the Beast

Newsies

Sister Act

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid

Goof Troop

The Little Mermaid (TV Series)

X-Men: The Animated Series

Aladdin

The Muppet Christmas Carol

The Adventures of Huck Finn

The Sandlot

Life with Mikey

Rookie of the Year

Hocus Pocus

Bonkers

Boy Meets World

The Nightmare Before Christmas

The Three Musketeers

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit

Iron Will

Blank Check

Thumbelina

The Return of Jafar

The Lion King


Camp Nowhere

Iron Man (TV Series)

Fantastic Four

Gargoyles

The Santa Clause

Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1994)

Heavyweights

Tall Tale: The Unbelievable Adventure

A Goofy Movie

While You Were Sleeping

Pocahontas

Operation Dumbo Drop

A Kid in King Arthur’s Court

Timon & Pumbaa

Frank and Ollie

Toy Story

Tom and Huck

Muppet Treasure Island

James and the Giant Peach

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Kazaam

Jack

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

First Kid

Quack Pack

The Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series

The Incredible Hulk: The Animated Series

101 Dalmatians (1996)


That Darn Cat (1997)

Jungle 2 Jungle

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

Smart Guy

The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

Hercules

Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin

Recess

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas

Flubber

Ruby Bridges

Silver Surfer

Beauty and the Beast: Belle’s Magical World

Meet the Deedles

Miracle at Midnight

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

Mulan

You Lucky Dog

The Parent Trap

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

Brink!

Hercules: The Animated Series

The Jungle Book: Mowgli’s Story

Out of the Box

Halloweentown

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride

Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish

I’ll Be Home For Christmas

A Bug’s Life

Mighty Joe Young

So Weird

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century

My Favorite Martian

Doug’s 1st Movie

10 Things I Hate About You

Can of Worms

The Thirteenth Year

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace


Smart House

Inspector Gadget

Johnny Tsunami

Genius

Spider-Man: Unlimited

Don’t Look Under the Bed

The Avengers: United They Stand

Annie

Mickey’s Once Upon a Christmas

Horse Sense

Toy Story 2

Fantasia 2000

Up, Up and Away

The Color of Friendship

The Tigger Movie

An Extremely Goofy Movie

Whispers: An Elephant’s Tale

Alley Cats Strike!

Rip Girls

Miracle in Lane 2

Dinosaur

Stepsister From Planet Weird

Even Stevens

The Kid

Ready to Run

Quints

The Other Me

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

Remember the Titans

Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire

X-Men: Evolution

Phantom of the Megaplex

102 Dalmatians

The Ultimate Christmas Present

The Emperor’s New Groove

Zenon: The Zequel

Lizzie McGuire

The Book of Pooh

Recess: School’s Out

Motocrossed

Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure

The Luck of the Irish

Hounded

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

The Jennie Project

The Princess Diaries

Jumping Ship

The Poof Point

Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge

Monsters, Inc.

‘Twas the Night

Three Days

Snow Dogs

Double Teamed

Peter Pan: Return to Never Land

Cinderella II: Dreams Come True

Cadet Kelly

The Huncback of Notre Dame II

Tru Confessions

The Rookie

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

Kim Possible

Lilo & Stitch


Get a Clue

Tarzan & Jane

The Country Bears

Gotta Kick It Up!

A Ring of Endless Light

The Scream Team

Tuck Everlasting

Santa Clause 2

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year

Treasure Planet

You Wish!

That’s So Raven

101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure

The Jungle Book 2

Inspector Gadget 2

Piglet’s Big Movie

Right on Track

The Lizzie McGuire Movie

Atlantis: Milo’s Return

Finding Nemo

The Even Stevens Movie

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off

Freaky Friday

The Cheetah Girls

Stitch! The Movie

Deep Blue

Lilo & Stitch: The Series

Brother Bear

Full-Court Miracle

The Haunted Mansion


Recess: All Growed Down

Recess: Taking the 5th Grade

The Young Black Stallion

Pixel Perfect

Teacher’s Pet

Miracle

The Lion King 1½

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Winnie the Pooh: Springtime With Roo

Going to the Mat

Home on the Range

Sacred Planet

Zenon: Z3

Phil of the Future

America’s Heart and Soul

Stuck in the Suburbs

Tiger Cruise

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Empire of Dreams: The Story of the Star Wars Trilogy

Halloweentown High

The Incredibles

Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas

Now You See It...

Aliens of the Deep

Mulan II

Pooh’s Heffalump Movie

The Pacifier

Millions

Buffalo’s Dreams

Ice Princess

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama

How Dogs Got Their Shapes

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Go Figure

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Life is Ruff

Valiant

The Proud Family Movie

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch

The Greatest Game Ever Played

Little Einsteins

Twitches

Chicken Little

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Once Upon a Mattress

Kronk’s New Groove

High School Musical

Roving Mars

The Emperor’s New School

Bambi II

Eight Below

The Shaggy Dog (2006)

Cow Belles

Hannah Montana

The Wild

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Cars

Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

Leroy & Stitch

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Read It and Weep

The Replacements

Invincible

The Cheetah Girls 2

Brother Bear 2

Fantastic Four: World’s Greatest Heroes


Handy Manny

Return to Halloweentown

Flicka

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

The Fox and the Hound 2

Jump In!

Cinderella III: A Twist in Time

Meet the Robinsons

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

My Friends Tigger & Pooh

Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board

The Secret of the Magic Gourd

Ratatouille

High School Musical 2

Phineas and Ferb

Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan

The Game Plan

Twitches Too

Wizards of Waverly Place

Dan in Real Life

Snowglobe

National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets

Minutemen

Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert

College Road Trip

Iron Man

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

Stonehenge Decoded: Secrets Revealed

Camp Rock

Wall-E

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

The Cheetah Girls: One World

The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning

The Suite Life on Deck

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (TV Series)


High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Tinker Bell

Bolt

Iron Man: Armored Adventures

The Crimson Wing: Mystery of the Flamingos

Wolverine and the X-Men

Dadnapped

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

Kingdom of the Blue Whale

Hannah Montana: The Movie

Hatching Pete

Jonas

Trail of the Panda

Easter Island Unsolved

Princess Protection Program

Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie

Bizarre Dinosaurs

Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure

The Princess and the Frog

Skyrunners

Starstruck

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Waking Sleeping Beauty

Good Luck Charlie

Toy Story 3

Den Brother

Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue

Journey to Shark Eden

Secretariat

The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes

Great Migrations

Shake It Up

Avalon High

Tangled

TRON: Legacy

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

Wings of Life

The Suite Life Movie

Lemonade Mouth

African Cats

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Sharpay’s Fabulous Adventure

Kickin’ It

Cars 2

Winnie the Pooh (2011)

Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

Teen Spirit

Jessie

Brain Games

The Incredible Dr. Pol

Geek Charming

The Muppets (2011)

Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas

The 12 Dates of Christmas

Frenemies

Lab Rats

Ultimate Spider-Man

Chimpanzee

Violetta

TRON: Uprising

Let It Shine

Gravity Falls

Brave

Secrets of the King Cobra

Crash & Bernstein

Girl vs. Monster

Secrets of the Wings

Wreck-It Ralph

Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups

Winged Seduction: Birds of Paradise

The Mistle-Tones: A Musical

The Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex

Iron Man 3

Life Below Zero

Avengers Assemble

Monsters University

Teen Beach Movie

Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.

Super Buddies

Sharks of Lost Island

Thor: The Dark World


Frozen

Saving Mr. Banks

Miracle Landing on the Hudson

Cloud 9

Marvel Studios: Assembling a Universe

Muppets Most Wanted

Dr. Oakley: Yukon Vet

Bears

Zapped

Girl Meets World

Guardians of the Galaxy

How to Build a Better Boy

Star Wars Rebels

Dr. K’s Exotic Animal ER

The Evermoor Chronicles

Big Hero 6

Lego Star Wars: The New Yoda Chronicles

Bad Hair Day

Monkey Kingdom

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Inside Out

Teen Beach Movie 2

Best Friends Whenever

Lego Star Wars: Droid Tales

Ant-Man

Descendants

Guardians of the Galaxy (TV Series)

PJ Masks

The Muppets (TV Series, 2016)

Invisible Sister

The Lion Guard

The Good Dinosaur

Wild Yellowstone

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

The Finest Hours

Stuck in the Middle

Lab Rats: Elite Force

Zootopia

Ice Age: The Great Eggscapade

World’s Greatest Dogs

Adventures in Babysitting

Finding Dory

Lego Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures

Bizaardvark

The BFG

Elena of Avalor

Pete’s Dragon (2016)

Queen of Katwe

Milo Murphy’s Law

The Swap

Expedition Mars: Spirit & Opportunity

Moana

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Before the Flood

Sea of Hope: America’s Underwater Treasures

Mickey and the Roadster Racers

Atlantis Rising

Newsies: The Broadway Musical

Origins: The Journey of Humankind

Tangled: Before Ever After

Tangled: The Series

Andi Mack

Puppy Dog Pals

Born in China

Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings

Cars 3

Earth Live

Kingdom of the Apes: Battle Lines

Descendants 2

Raven’s Home

Spider-Man (TV Series, 2017)

Diana: In Her Own Words

Breaking2

Inhumans


Vampirina

Jane

Big Hero 6: The Series

Titanic: 20 Years Later With James Cameron

Secrets of Christ’s Tomb: Explorer Special

Man Among Cheetahs

Decorating Disney: Holiday Magic

Planet of the Birds

Zombies

Giants of the Deep Blue

Rocky Mountain Animal Rescue

Muppet Babies (2018)

Into the Okavango

Drain the Oceans

Legend of the Three Caballeros

Big City Greens

Bug Juice: My Adventures at Camp

Freaky Friday

Science Fair

Free Solo

Under the Sea: A Descendants Short Story

Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors

Star Wars Resistance

Coop & Cami Ask the World

Lego Star wars: All-Stars

Mars: Inside SpaceX

Mission to the Sun

The Flood

Life-Size 2

Tree Climbing Lions

Paris to Pittsburgh

Sydney to the Max

Kim Possible (2019)

Fast Layne

Into the Grand Canyon

Lost Treasures of the Maya

The Lost Tomb of Alexander the Great

Captain Marvel


Dumbo (2019)

Hostile Planet

Amphibia

Apollo: Missions to the Moon

Gordon Ramsay: Uncharted

Kingdom of the White Wolf

Marvel’s Hero Project

One Day at Disney

Encore!

The World According to Jeff Goldblum

Noelle

High School Musical: The Musical: The Series

Lady and the Tramp (2019)

The Mandalorian

As if this wasn’t ridiculous enough, once the account was finally done tweeting—a process that took just shy of three hours—it promised more announcements about what subscribers can expect to see on the service beyond launch soon:


Which makes sense, as there are definitely some notable absences from this list, including aspects of Fox’s back catalogue post-merger, several of the more recent Marvel movies, and Lucasfilm titles like Solo: A Star Wars Story and Star Wars: The Last Jedi, both of which were already confirmed as coming to the service at a later date. Or, if you have three hours and seventeen minutes to spare right now, you can watch the same list play out with some associated clips:


Disney+ launches in the U.S. on November 12. You could, apparently, spend the next several decades of your life watching everything on there, and that’s before they even start adding the new content we know is on the way. Which I suppose is what Bob Iger really wants, anyway?

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