Chad Felix Greene has announced his candidacy for President of the United States. We’d like to think Chad is being serious because there is NO WAY the Left could outdo his identity politics game since he checks SO MANY boxes …

But knowing Chad we’re thinking he’s being facetious?

Maybe.

Shew! That’s a mouthful. We’re not sure how that would work on a bumper sticker but hey if he could find a way to make it rhyme?

My platform is Reduce, Reuse, Recycle: The Greene Way. My first action will be to gather a committee of sitting Dems and Republicans alongside reps from the lesser known parties and whip out the sticky notes until we find 5 things we all agree must be removed from gov. — Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) March 21, 2019

The Greene Way.

Heh.

AND YES although we’d be shocked if the Democrats could come up with one thing to remove from the government, let alone five things.

Then we will agree to 1 important priority policy for each representative and Lean it until we accomplish the goal. Then, department by department we will evaluate the needs addressed and Reduce, Reuse or Recycle the various parts. For every new proposal one program must end. — Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) March 21, 2019

Dig it.

No Big issues.

Just mundane functions of government that need addressed. Everything will be transparent. A website will be set up with full details of all spending and a vote up or down function on each to sample opinion. No fancy nonsense.

How much do we need to function. — Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) March 21, 2019

Still digging it.

We'll host a massive yard sale to other countries to raise money to reduce the country's debt. I'll advocate for a flat tax. With a diverse group of Constitutional experts we will devise a way to lock down the essential powers of the president and make it very hard to undo. — Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) March 21, 2019

YAAAS FOR THE FLAT TAX.

That would be one damn big yard sale.

Limiting power, check that box for the Right. Yup.

We will reduce EPA intervention in citizen efforts at creative resourcing and work with the most diverse thinkers in our country to find environmentally beneficial innovations. We don't need EndTimes panic to improve how we use resources. I will boost this innovation. — Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) March 21, 2019

USA USA USA!

And your husband will be the first First Husband! — Mari Fecarotta (@Mari_Fec) March 21, 2019

This would drive the Left insane.

You had me until you said ginger — (((Mike Glenn))) (@mrglenn) March 21, 2019

HEY!

Go Greenebean Army! — Michael Smith (@Michael_Smith72) March 21, 2019

Ginger Americans UNITE! — Rani ~ Science Skeptic ? (@MilitaryRosary) March 21, 2019

Run Chad run!! Make history!! — Vern Demerest (@TxAv8r) March 21, 2019

But the question is who will be your running mate ? — Phyliss Walker (@pdkwalk) March 21, 2019

Inquiring minds wanna know.

Isn’t it funny…people on the left who don’t know you would actually vote on you based completely off this list!! — t2fridas (@t2fridas) March 21, 2019

because he checks all the boxes! Boy will they be in for a rude awakening… — Eric, ravaged by time and bad decisions (@truckerE) March 21, 2019

And it would be glorious.

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