Deconstruction

Let's get back to basics.

Here. Here is a thing. This thing is a Klipsch Quintet 5-Piece Speaker System. It is a good thing, and it performs many functions exceptionally well. I am telling you about this thing because I benefit directly from your purchasing said thing. Therefore, I have constructed several arguments to show why your life would be better off with this thing.



Your popularity will increase not only among those with whom you are platonically connected, but the members of whichever gender you are sexually attracted to will find you more sexually attractive as well. Your friends will see you have made an intelligent and worthwhile purchase and attempt to emulate you by purchasing this same thing. You will be seen as a trendsetter. Your enjoyment of music will be enhanced by the superior performance of this thing and its music playing.



These are just a few of the many benefits I, the person selling this thing, can assure you will be yours after purchasing it.

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