Dear Gay Porn Studios (e.g., ManRoyale, Men.com, Lucas Entertainment, RubHim, etc.),

Stop putting Cetaphil lotion on gay porn stars and taking pictures of them.

Cetaphil lotion is too clear and too thin, and it looks nothing like cum. You’re not fooling anyone. Gay porn stars covered in Cetaphil lotion look stupid, and so do you for thinking that anyone would believe that the Cetaphil lotion is cum. You’re wasting your time (not to mention whatever money you have on Cetaphil). No one believes that the Cetaphil lotion is cum. No one thinks that the Cetaphil lotion looks “sexy” or “hot.” Everyone thinks it looks stupid, gross, and fake.

No one likes fake cum. No one likes fake fucking. No one likes Photoshopped cocks. No one likes fake shit. No one is buying this. Not even for a second. How much time did you waste squirting “just” the right amount of Cetaphil lotion onto that gay porn star’s face and then taking the picture and then Photoshopping that picture to make it look “less” fake than it actually is? What the fuck are you doing?

Stop.

This does not look anything remotely like cum:

It looks like candle wax:

This is Colt Rivers with fake cum on his face:

And this is Colt Rivers (a.k.a. Sean Cody’s Ryan) with real cum on his face:

This is real cum:

This is not real cum:

This is real cum:

(via Jess fucks Calvin)

This is not real cum:

This is real cum (from Sean Cody’s Mountain Getaway orgy):

This is not real cum:

This is real cum shooting out of a gay porn star’s cock:

This is real cum dripping out of a gay porn star’s ass (Cameron barebacks Daniel via Sean Cody):

And this is a fucking joke:

This is a gay porn star (Sean Cody’s Ashton) playing with real cum:

This is Duncan Black covered in fake cum:

And this is Duncan Black covered in his own real cum:

Got it?

No more fake fucking cum.

#StopFakeCum

#SaveRealCum

#StopCetaphilLotion

#PutTheFuckingCetaphilLotionInTheBasketNotTheGayPorn