Just three years ago, a debate over the color of a dress nearly broke the internet. Now, a four-second audio clip of the Greek keyboardist known as “Yanni” has sparked an even fiercer debate; leaving best friends questioning each others’ sanity, 20-year marriages ending, and in a few cases, people emptying bottles of Drano into their own ears.

Listen to the clip below and decide for yourself. Do you hear music? Or simply an avalanche of digitized Feta cheese forcibly violating your auditory nerves?

Many listeners swear up and down that they can detect a pleasant and discernable set of melodies in this synthetic jazz clusterfuck. Others simply hear a cacophony of douchier David Blanes resting their flaccid magic wands on their #laurels. Which team are you on?