colemarchetti:

#1. Big Country, the MVP of the world series, the badass of all badasses, the most badass to have ever badassed. A superhero of him had to be just as badass. I made him like Punisher but a cowboy version, cause he doesn’t have any special powers, he’s just stopped giving a fuck and is a total, you know, badass.

Also, he’s about to snot rocket the shit out of his snot.