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Here’s Where Each ‘Game Of Thrones’ Character Would Work In The Westeros Mall

With season 5 of "Game of Thrones" about to begin, we've been making the most of our parents' HBO Go login by re-watching the first four seasons as many times as it takes to remember the massive web of characters and storylines.

Somewhere around re-watch number seven, our medieval fantasy-fried brains realized all those distinctive characters make "Game of Thrones" the mall of American television. Hear us out. First of all, they're both massive, self-contained worlds with something for everyone.

And you know those people who work at a mall store just for the 20% discount? The ones you see and think, "Wow, that person is SO Hot Topic!" Pretty much every character on the show has a mall store they'd totally work at for the discount swag.

Here are the retailers where we envision our favorite "GoT" characters spending their 9 to 5: