

Top Secret King of the Road Book

Secrets are hard to keep









Hard - 20 pt. each

Harder - 30 pT. eAcH

HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

… even our own. You wanna know what it's like on KOTR? Here's the entire book of challenges that each team is battling through. Take a look through the book. Is there anything that's too easy? Which challenges are the gnarliest?•Back lip to frontside 270 out•Crooks to nose wheelie on top to crooks•Back tail biggie•Half-Cab crooks to backside 5-0•Backside nollie 180 to fakie frontside 5-0•Switch front lip pop around to back lip•Fakie switch front crooks fakie shove-it•Front lip to impossible out•Back Smith to 360 flip

fucked up - 150 pT. (pudwill's requesT)

•Kickflip back lip to back 5-0 to switch front crooks fakie flip out







HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Japan grab to manual

•Frontside half-Cab to nose manual 180 out

•Manual to no-comply shifty



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•Switch manual switch kickflip

•Fakie bigspin flip to manual

•Pressure flip manual to kickflip



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Manual to Sal flip

•Fakie 360 flip fakie nose manual

•Frontside 180 fakie nose manual to switch heelflip



fucked up - 150 pT.

•Switch 360 flip nose manual fakie 360 flip out

(must be at least curb-high)









HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Frontside boneless to disaster

•Gray slide (lien to tailslide, back hand on coping)

•Tailboned backside air



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•One-footed backside Smith

•Switch sweeper

•One-footed frontside ollie tailgrab



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Rave 'n' Roll: Fakie ollie to frontside nosegrind

•Frontside 360 ollie to front rock

•Frontside invert



fucked up - 150 pT.

•Frontside nosegrind nollie flip



The Jimmy carlin collection

(see www.blackboxdist.com/i/popup/Jimmy-carlin-flippity-flop-pit-stop)



50 pT. eAcH

•Chetty Thomas

•Psycho White Boy

•Chopper Style

•Fish Out of Water

•Shark Attack

•Double Dolphin

•Ollie Imposter

•Uptown Kickdown

•Merlin Spin (courtesy of Cory Kennedy)







HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Pole jam frontside 180

•Pole jam backside 180

•No-comply pole jam



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•Pole jam stale grab

•Switch pole jam

•Manual to pole jam



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Pole jam to frontside wallride

•Pole jam backside bigspin

•Louganis pole jam (feet together in ski stance)



fucked up - 150 pT.

•Pole jam to 360 flip









HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Switch front board

•Half-Cab back board to fakie

•Front crooks



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•Backside 180 nosegrind

•Switch crooks

•Kickflip front board fakie



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Back Smith back 180 out

•Caveman darkslide half-flip out

•Switch front blunt

fucked up - 150 pT.

•Switch 360 flip lip





HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Backside 5-0

•Caveman front 50-50

•Front Smith



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•Stalefish to front lip

•Backside hurricane

•Frontside noseblunt



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Impossible over rail

•Cab front board to fakie

•Bennett grind



fucked up - 150 pT.

•360 flip front 50-50





HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Early grab backside 360

•Switch frontside shove-it

•Pressure flip



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•Frontside bigspin

•Sal flip

•Frontside nollie heel



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Half-Cab double kickflip

•Fakie 360 flip

•Switch ollie up



fucked up - 150 pT.

•Triple kickflip





HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Frontside flip

•Fakie ollie nosegrab

•Heelflip



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•Backside 360 ollie

•Hardflip

•Half-Cab melon grab



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Switch firecracker

•Nollie inward heel

•Cab kickflip



fucked up - 150 pT.

•Fakie 540 (Cab plus a 180)





HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Frontside slappy to front board

•Frontside 270 to switch backside 50-50

•Slappy front crooks to fakie



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•Backside bluntslide to back lip to fakie

•Switch frontside slappy 5-0

•360 flip front 5-0



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Switch 360 flip 50-50

•Back tail to front blunt kickflip (double sided curb)

•Switch backside slappy backside 360 out







HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Everyone draws a picture of someone else on the team

•Get a woman in another car to show you some titties

•Get someone driving a PT Cruiser to give you the bird



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•Get on the Instagram popular page with a photo of one of your teammates

•Perform a KOTR freestyle lasting at least 45 seconds

•Decorate the inside of the van in a specific theme (Old West, Haunted House, Jamaica, etc) and keep it like that for at least three days



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Get six females in the van with the team, at the same time

•Get a member of the original Bones Brigade in your van

•Transfer from the roof of your van into a ramp, pool, ditch, quarterpipe, or bowl



HArd - 20 pT. eAcH

•Get a hug from a Juggalo

•Skate with someone who has a Pissdrunx tattoo

•Sheffey Vibes: Skate a rock

•Find a mom who can ollie

•Skate a handrail into a pool filled with water

•Make out with a girl while you're both balancing on a spine

•Rip your shirt off in a Starbucks and do a "gun show"



HArder - 30 pT. eAcH

•Make out with a girl on a longboard (while you're both rolling on it)

•Lee Ralph's revenge: Film a trick barefooted

•Larry Perkins' challenge: Prank call a pro skater

•Find a girl who looks like one of your team riders

•Make out with a Juggalette

•Watch "The Tooth Fairy" in its entirety and write a movie review

•Party with a hobo

•Focus the board of someone you don't know who's wearing a V-neck t-shirt or who has a wacky mustache

•Hair Don't: Get a terrible haircut

•Kool for Krolick: Shave a tech beard



HArdesT - 50 pT. eAcH

•Dyet Trying: Get your tit, nose, tongue, or eyebrow pierced

•Skate a rail in the rain

•Bourne's Bathroom: As a team, pee only in bottles and keep your urine in the van for the entire trip

•Piggyback nollieflip

•Check in to a hotel wearing only stickers

•Find a cop who can ollie a board

•Make out with a woman over 40 (must show ID)

•Johnson's Johnson: Perform a trick naked and covered entirely in shaving cream

•Romero's route: Grind up a rail

•Get Nyjah to FedEx you one of his old dreads

•Eat a half-gallon of ice cream in one sitting

•Get Daewon Song to call you back

•Down for Life: Get a Thrasher tattoo



fucked up - 150 pT. eAcH

•Loop a fullpipe

•Get a hug from Mike Tyson







(Competing, by footage, with the other teams—worth 50 points each)



•Sheffey's Vibe: Best trick on a rock

•Larry Perkins' Award: Best prank call

•Pfanner's Pfling: Biggest backside 180

•M80 Award: Most stairs firecrackered

•Gravette's Gal: Best girl look-alike

•Best van decorating

•Bourne's Bathroom: Most pee bottles filled

•Johnson's Johnson: Best trick naked and covered in shaving cream

•Baca's Delight: Most over-40s made out with

•Z-Boyz Award: Longest powerslide

•Heath Kirchart Award: Best rail trick

•Biggest rail skated

•Biggest ollie

•Biggest kickflip

•Bob Gnar Award: Best transition trick

•Marc Johnson Award: Best ledge trick

•Hall of Meat: Worst slam

•Ralph's Revenge: Best trick barefooted

•Hair Don't: Worst haircut

•Kool for Krolick: Best tech beard

•Most points by a Mystery Guest

•MVP: Most points by a team rider

•Phelper's Choice: Most Gnar (150 points)



