Thank you, anonymous benefactor, for your generous gift! I picked up the package after a long day at work. I was super curious as to what this tiny box could hold... DIAMONDS?! FRIED CHICKEN?! FLESHLIGHT?!

WRONG! It was delicious packing peanuts! I ate every last one.

At the bottom, I found something else... it was a tiny little music instrument! Or maybe it's a bomb. I'm pretty sure it's a theremin because the instructions say it is. I tried to hook it up to my guitar amp but nothing happened, I'll need to fiddle with it. If you can point me to some good HOWTOs for putting an enclosure together, I'd be even more grateful. Otherwise, you might have to wait a while before I drop my new autotuned theremin album.

Thank you again! Hope you have a great holiday season with you and yours. :)