Drag Race's Alaska Is Selling Talking Lil' Poundcake Dolls

"Appropriate for no one ages 1 and up!"

The nightmare has become a reality.

Lil' Poundcake, the foul-mouthed and garish doll created by Alaska Thunderfuck during a RuPaul's Drag Race minichallenge, will soon be available for purchase.

Thunderfuck, who won season 2 of RuPaul's All Stars Drag Race, announced the doll's pending release in a YouTube teaser.

"Who is she? Where is she from? And where the fuck is her gogo juice?" the caption read.

All Stars fans will remember that Thunderfuck dressed as Poundcake for one of the runway challenges. The character must be a muse for the drag performer, who also named her 2016 album Poundcake.

The doll is no joke. One, pictured above, was sent to PRIDE's offices. The box describes the product as "13.5 throbbing inches of straight up motherfuckin' dick piggery," and "appropriate for no one ages 1 and up!"

The Poundcake doll speaks when its stomach is pressed. It says expressions like, "You're not my dad and you never will be," and "Ouch! You squeezed me really hard."

It will be for sale Friday, most likely on alaskathunderfuck.com. Don't miss it. And watch the teaser below.