I must begin by saying THANK YOU for going all out for me! My Santa has spoiled me, and I really appreciate it.

I've decided to use my cardboard statue of David as a mannequin. Since it's starting to get dark earlier, I've been looking around for high-visibility clothing. Not only did I get a vest that is super obnoxious to drivers, I also got a strobe light. If I get hit (again), I'll have an even more lucrative law suit :)

As someone who as blood sugar problems, my feet quickly become disgusting when I sweat. It's hard to find comfortable, breathable socks. I wore them for the first time today for ballet and they were great. You have saved me not only from the putrid odour of diabetes athlete's foot, but also from buying another pair of $80 ballet slippers.

My pursuit for exercise music is forever ongoing. I really appreciate the generous iTunes card --- I'm always buying something on there. So far I've purchased three Tenacious D albums. They have made my onerous morning commute a lot more pleasant.

Thanks so much Santa!

Sincerely, erotic_marxist