Now, I'm not a lawyer, so I hope there is someone out there who can elaborate on this and please tell me that it doesn't do what I think it does. Here is the text of the bill.

If it really does what I think it does, then THIS is what we should be hyperventilating about. Enough about Rush, who gives a crap about Super Tuesday. THIS may be the most important issue right now.

Please tell me I'm wrong. Sorry I can't stick around, but I gotta go to work.