Well, fuck. We always knew this day would come.

Take a big fucking sniffle and listen to this shit:

In our nasal cavity, we can actually create nasal mucous designed to stop germs and dirt from entering the rest of our body. It’s like a gooey border agent that dries out and becomes dried pieces of yellowish-green grossness stuck inside the inner linings of our lower nose.

And then this dried grossness sometimes sticks out of our noses and we are forced to shove our finger inside to dig it out.

All of what I just explained is pretty fucking gross/crazy.