Several Kansas City, Missouri, residents were freaked out Wednesday when they spotted a shirtless man lugging around what appeared to be a topless, unconscious woman — but in reality was just a life-sized doll.

Police said they received multiple calls starting around 11:20 a.m., about the suspected creep, who according to one person, looked like he wanted to throw a helpless, half-naked woman off of a bridge in the Garment District of the city.

Another caller said the man had dumped a lady on the sidewalk and dragged her over a curb.

One person said it looked like the guy was trying to dress the woman, whom he’d slung over his shoulder.

While another caller reported he heard the man yelling “Savior!” while holding the lady near the 12th Street Bridge.

The ‘woman’ was actually a blow-up doll that the would-be perp said he found in a restaurant dumpster, police said.

He told police he carried the doll into nearby woods.

Photos from traffic cameras show the half-naked man dragging the pink dress-wearing female figure around town.

“He was told not to carry it around in public anymore,” cops said.