Blue and white go pretty well together.

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The noisiest club in the city, cigar smoke, booze and women dancing somewhere between half-naked and naked, the perfect place for a bachelor party.

It was a rocking night, the guys were going wild, it was Thomas’s last night of freedom and they weren’t going to be held back.

Then the lights sank lower, the music grew softer and Yesabella appeared from behind the curtain, killing the noise, attracting everyone in the place’s attention.

She was fierce.

She was all hot and sex.

She walked to the edge of the stage, the guys looked up at her with hungry eyes and smug expressions, and she smiled.

Yesabella made a very silly bet...

And Thomas wasn’t the kind of man to refuse a challenge in front of his friends.

...

“An egg in the ass?” yelled the wife in distress.

“Yup...” nodded Thomas’s friend. “A tiny egg, right up the butt, Thomas was a sorta dunce and he did it and... well...”

The friend lifted his finger and showed the tiny blue bird.

“That’s not possible!” cried the wife.

“I would have said the same if I hadn’t seen it... He put the egg in his ass and then it came out of his pee-pee and then he kept laying and then the feathers, the shrinking, it took quite a while, it was... interesting to see...”

“It can’t be! That’s not Thomas... oh, god... how can we fix this!”

“Apparently that Yesabella wasn’t even a dancer and when we asked her to undo the thing she laughed and said there was no man left to restore... and left...”

“The wedding is tomorrow!”

”Weeeeell... they say that you should have something blue on you for luck... no?”





