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Coming soon to a province named Ontario near you: Kathleen Wynne’s Marvellous Magic Re-election Show! See Prof. Wynne bedazzle voters, making 14 years of Liberal baggage disappear! See her produce large sums of money nobody previously knew existed! See the Great Liberal Electricity Mess solved, as people forget why they were so angry.

You will marvel at the Wonder of a political party reborn. You will learn the Wisdom of the Ages as Prof. Wynne explains why, despite a list of costly mistakes as long as your arm, you really want to give the Liberals four more years in office. You will see that taking a chance on Patrick Brown is a Path leading to Danger and Woe! Alberta waited 43 years to tire of an exhausted party, why should Ontario be any different?

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Just close your eyes, lay back, free your mind of negative thoughts, and let Prof. Wynne explain … explain … explain …

It’s 16 months before they must face the electorate, but Ontario’s Liberals are already doggedly paving over the past in hopes voters can be convinced to put aside their deep discontent with Kathleen Wynne’s government and give it yet another chance.