Anonymous asked: FFVII AU where Anna is a soldier in training while Kristoff is her mentor. She meets a starting recruit named Elsa, who Anna has to help and show the ropes. Kristoff tells her not to get too distracted with her new partner in training since "he knows how she is around other girls".

Hmm… I can almost see it like…

Anna: Welcome to AVALANCHE! So, can you use Materia?

Elsa: …

Anna: So can I! I mean, you pretty much have to use it to get anywhere against Shinra, right? It’s a brutal world out there. Ooh, speaking of which, what was SOLDIER like?!

Elsa: …

Anna: Must have been really rough if you can’t even talk about it. Hey, I’ve been wondering - where’d you get a sword that huge? I don’t think I’ve ever seen one like that before. All Kristoff cares about is guns, and he hasn’t even trained me to use those. Just me and my little fists for now!

Elsa: …

Anna: Trade secret, huh? Gotcha. So, um… what’s your sign? Did you have any pets? Tattoos? Did you know your eyes are really dreamy- I mean uhhh, intense?

Elsa: …Go away, Anna.

Anna: Okay, bye…

*BONUS*

Rapunzel: Ahahahaha!!! I’m so jealous; I want one like that, too!

Elsa: OKAY I KNOW FRILLY DRESSES DON’T LOOK GOOD ON ME NOW LEAVE ME ALONE WE HAVE TO SAVE ANNA FROM HANS CORNEO!