Monday nights are great again, people. Chris Harrison has emerged from his cryogenic sleeping chamber, the driveway has been hosed down for dramatic effect, and Jojo is back and ready to trade in her Bachelors for an MRS degree. She spends a long time staring at flowers and sitting on ocean rocks like the little mermaid before finally rising from the sea like Aphrodite and declaring herself Ready For Love (Again).

"Bring on the men!" says Jojo earnestly in this episode, twice. Is it me or is this group of guys not… stellar? Half of them look the same and half of them look like Harry Potter background extras? Anyway: here is a holistic ranking of their limo exits. Fortunately for many, I'm not taking into account their behavior once inside the mansion. How did these limo-hoppers stack up? Let's take a look.