The Austrlaian National Football team just lost 2 - 2 to Thailand, a country whose only football heritage involves an orgy that kickstarted the Leicester City Cinderella story. Ange, the lack of energy on the pitch by every starting player, excepting Tom Rogic and Matt Ryan, was disgraceful.

To remedy this, we need a hero. The Albino Messiah. The Prince of Woy Woy. Ange, you need to call up Matt Simon to the national team. His club form with Sydney FC off the bench during the 2016/17 season has been impressive, and he has individually won at least 2 points so far this season for Sydney. Ange, get some new blood into the Australian starting XI, and call up Matt Simon to the National Team.