Spiegel - ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ - Hopes to post on oppos!

Spiegel - ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ - Hopes to post on oppos!

Day 1:

Oh my god! That's a body! Can't call the cops, they'll think I did it.

Best keep it where it is...

Day 7:

OH GOD! The smell! I gotta tough it out, I ain't going to jail, dammit.

Day 15:

*looks at the body*

...did you say something?

Day 22:

I'm going to call you Jeanie. You like that name Jeanie?

Day 45:

I don't care Jeanie! Healthcare reform is a damn good idea. You're just a blue blood, aren't you?

Day 94:

Wow Jeanie, you look good. Lost some weight?

Day 157:

I like the way your hair looks today. You look so pretty...

Day 200:

I love you Jeanie, I've never felt this way about another girl before...*kisses Jeanie*

Day 287:

No, I wasn't with anyone last night Jeanie. I was walking around! Why are you so paranoid?!

Day 299:

FINE IF YOU CAN'T LET THIS GO I GUESS WE'RE DONE, GET OUT OF THE CAR!

...oh hello officer.