£26,780,000 a year, £2,232,000 a month, £515,000 a week, £73,571 a day, £3,065 each hour, £51 a minute, 85p a second. That’s what we’re talking about here folks, the mind boggling sums behind Neymar’s (alleged) salary at PSG.

But here at Paddy Power, we’re not content to just let you look at these static numbers on a page. Oh no, we want to really rub your noses in it and bring this sorry situation to life.