Dd: Kanaya goes to like a ball like, staff ball and shes a senior researcher or something, and Rose like flattered some creepy teacher enough so she could be there and kanaya could see her and be like “fuck”

Dd: Kanaya drinks all the sparkling wine

Stephanie: gets a little tipsy and agrees to dance with rose and gets a little handsy

Stephanie: wakes up like that was SO INAPPROPRIATE SHES BASICALLY 15

Stephanie: rose is like, im 22

Stephanie: BASICALLY 15!!

Stephanie: kanaya’s like 30 or something

Dd: and she hates her self for jerking off to an undergrad or whtever

Dd: “I am going to hell”

Dd: tells karkat all about it, “i am going to be arrested and sent to jail karkat” and hes like “wait wasnt she like 22” and Kanny is like “that is not the point”

Stephanie: karkat is like, do you know how jail works

Dd: “Kanaya, that is not even the law, stop”

Dd: “terezi tell kanaya that it is not the law”

Dd: and tezz is like “it is so the law you are going to jail also send pics”