Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles is my new favorite person.

Why?

1) He has bad-ass facial hair:

2) He tweeted this earlier tonight (jokingly, of course):

How is using God to your advantage not considered an illegal performance enhancer.Notre Dame is a bunch of cheaters. — Jason Kelce (@Jkelce) November 25, 2012

A Christian (obviously not getting the joke) responded with this:

@jkelce please read Luke 1:37 in the King James version of the Bible and you will understand — Big_Z™ (@ZachOtte) November 25, 2012

Luke 1:37 is the verse that basically says, “With God, nothing is impossible.”

So Kelce responded with this for the knockout punch:

Lebron James has his own bible?! “@zachotte: @jkelce please read Luke 1:37 in the King James version of the Bible and you will understand” — Jason Kelce (@Jkelce) November 25, 2012

*Slow clap*

Well played, sir.

Kelce’s out for the rest of the season with a knee injury, but it’s good to see he hasn’t lost his sense of humor.



