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Kate: to: Santa Claus, from: Kate Pyle, subject: Presents. Dear Santa - all I want this year is world peace. And for you government guys intercepting this, thanks for keeping us safe from our rights, especially now as the war against Christmas rages on! oooxxx Kate. Petey: Seriously...? Kate: I have faith in Santa and my government, Petey. Man: Aww... isn't that sweet? Man; Yeah... darn shame it's a security breach and we'll have to send her to GITMO...