There are two Hawkeyes in the Marvel universe, and yes, they’re both called Hawkeye. There’s Kate Bishop, who smells like tea and flowers and pizza and maybe some socialite schmoozing, and there’s Clint Barton, who smells like coffee and dog food and costumes. I mean, it’s pretty clear who I’d want to go on a cross country road trip of emotional discovery with. Fortunately, I can now announce this with WeLoveFine’s Hawkeye shirts, now being offered in ladies sizes both scoopneck and regular. Part of the proceeds from each shirt goes to Futures Without Violence.

Oh fine, here’s the one for Clint:

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