(To the tune of “My Favorite Things”)

By Je Suis Spike

Reigning over those we keep on short leashes

Whipping a frenzy for voting with speeches

Brown-colored people, tied up with red strings

These are few of some liberal things.

Taking from productive people who use tools

Keeping so many in all their failing schools

Teaching them dumb stuff to make them poor dopes

These are a few of some liberal hopes

Teaching the children there is no right or wrong

Young girls aborting their babies all day long

Keeping poor people living in crap-holes

These are a few of some liberal goals

Making the people believe, oh, that we care

Telling them only what we say can be fair

Saying that others’ plans are only schemes

These are a few of some liberal themes

When the truth hurts and our lies fail

When you find us out

You know we will simply implode everything

That is what we’re about

(Chaos is what we’re about.)

Je ne chante pas, Spike

ALT.LEFT (Just the left, really, as the ALT.LEFT has become the new mainstream left. The freaks.)

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