The Best Life Advice for Gay Guys

I’ve been around a long time and I’m so grateful for everything! The younger people have it so much better than we did when I was coming of age. The overall societal acceptance of who we are and who we love is phenomenal!

That being said marriage equality isn’t the here all be all of your well being.

Therefore, I want to give some advice to the next generation to live a happy productive life

1. Get right spiritually!

Many gays and lesbians turn our backs on spirituality because of how we’ve been treated by church folks.

That’s certainly understandable and please note when I say spiritually I don’t necessarily mean church. I don’t go to church and probably won’t go to church ever again.

However, if you have inner wounds they must be attended to. Manifestation is a great program that I’ve used to help change my thought patterns permanently and alter my subconscious to become a better human being.

2. Travel! If you’re still in your 20s then travel a bit!

You’ll learn not only more about the world that you live in but more about yourself as well. The truth is your experiences will have more weight on your psyche than material things.

There’s no reason not to travel. You can get a tour package to South East Asia for like $400. That includes food, drink, transportation, and an English speaking tour guide!

There are even sites like tourradar where you can compare packages from different companies. Hell, there are even contests you can enter to travel for free!

3. Find something you’re good at and focus on that!

I don’t care what it is. If you’re good at making balloon animals then become a clown and focus on that. If you’re good at debating become an attorney. If you’re good at organizing then become a professional organizer.

It doesn’t matter! Find something (that’s singular) and focus on it!

It takes at least 10,000 hours to become really good at something. If you’re an entrepreneur you’ll most likely fall on your ass the first few times.

Don’t give up!

Find a way to support yourself and support yourself well! Your dick or your asshole can’t pay the bills forever.

4. If you’re fat lose weight!

Yeah I said it.

You wanna tissue?

In most things in life there are trade offs. If I get this I’ll lose that but if I don’t do this then I can do that and so forth. There is no advantage to being fat. Period.

Sorry…

It’s unhealthy, you’ll just be a burden on society, you’ll be miserable because a lot of the people you need to network with won’t want to talk to you, and you’re more likely to be single for the rest of your life.

It’s hard but not that hard to lose weight. There are programs like the this one that can make you lose 21 pounds in 21 days.

There’s no excuse to be fat, son.

Fat people earn less money, have fewer friends, have more health problems, and die sooner.

Physical fitness is very necessary for human beings.

5. Get a boyfriend!

Don’t believe the nonsense that we can be happy being single forever. The creator(s) made us to want companionship.

There are numerous studies that clearly demonstrate that being coupled is better than being single. If you want a boyfriend but can’t get one go here.



6. Get Married!

Seriously, we fought so you guys could get married. Don’t waste it!

If you’re older than 32



If You’ve been living if your guy for 1-3 years



If You can stand to be around him,



If You can still fuck him with the lights on



Then just marry him!

You’re not gonna find anyone better and if you keep trying to hold out for guy with a bigger dick you’ll just end up old and alone.

But John, he’s gained a few since we’ve been together…



So fucking what?!

Are you the same weight as where when you got first got together? Even if you are and he’s fatter..so what?! Marry him anyway!



But John he does things that really annoy me sometimes…



So fucking what?!

You probably do things he doesn’t like either. That’s life. Marry him anyway!



There are only 2 reasons not to marry your partner of 3 years or more:

Infidelity He can’t hold down a job He has a drug problem (okay its 3)

Married people are happier, live longer, are less likely to have serious health problems, and make more money.

Man up and get married!

Ask yourself this. If something really bad were to happen to you like you got paralyzed or some shit like that can you confidently say that he would he stick around? If you can confidently say yes. Marry him!

If you don’t get married by your mid 30′s what will happen is once you reach about 35 or 38 you’ll notice all the guys you’re attracted to will be much younger than you. The ones that don’t laugh at you will just want to date you for one thing ($$).

7. Adopt children!

The United Nations estimates there are over 100 million orphans in the world!

That’s a lot of orphans and frankly I think its time we gays stepped up to the plate.

I believe in my heart part of the reason our Lord put us gays us here is to take care of the forgotten children and there’s a hell of lot of them that could use a good loving home.

Make a difference and adopt a foster child!

Spending your life clubbing and drinking will just leave you a sad bitter old man if you even make it that far.

In the service to my country I’ve had a total of 5 comrades die under my command. The ones that had kids had peace in their eyes like they knew they were leaving the world in good hands. Right before one died he told me “make sure Haley knows that daddy died keeping her safe” and smiled. The ones that just wasted their lives screwing any bitch that would let them and partying were full of fear and regret.

Sorry son but leaving a pet rock behind isn’t the same as passing on your legacy to another human being.

8. Stay out of debt!

The only things you should go into debt for are:

An education A house

To start a business

A car

Anything else isn’t necessary. If you have more than 10k go here. Debt will do nothing but bring you down if you don’t keep it under control!

What if I don’t take your advice?

We’ve all seen that old bitter queen at the gay bars. You know who I’m talking about.

That old goat that doesn’t have any friends because he’s a jackass, doesn’t earn much money because he never focused on anything productive when he was younger, and is living on government assistance.

What’s worse is he tries to chase guys 1/3 his age and they either just laugh at him or take what little money he has and leave. He’ll most likely die alone.

That’ll be you if you don’t listen to my advice…