Moments after defeating North Carolina with a stunning buzzer beater, the Villanova Wildcats were given the unfortunate news that climate change is indeed real and is likely past the point where we can do anything to fix it.

“Jenkins hit that shot and we all just went nuts,” said Nova sophomore Phil Booth, “but then one of the trainers came up to me and showed me this news article that said climate change is real, and it didn’t seem like their was that much worth celebrating anymore, you know?”

“I was feeling incredible until I heard the news,” said Kris Jenkins. “Man, what an unfortunate scenario. How did we let it get so bad? How could we be so irresponsible? smh…..”

Villanova will be returning 3 starters next year assuming the planet is still in condition for them to inhabit.