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"I saw a documentary last night on these navy guys who work on submarines." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, it was amazing. When the sub surfaced. They got out and stood on top of it." "Why was that amazing?" "Because the poor little sub was rocking back and forth and these guys just stood on top of it with their hands behind their back, so balanced to controlled." "You could probably do that same stance. Here, stand up here like they do and I'll rock you back and forth." "Well, gee do you reall think I could-" "There you go, Pig! You're doing it! You're doing it!" "Excuse me, but can I ask what's going on here?" "Hi, officer! Look at me! I have a controlled sub stance!" sigh