Labour welcome further chance to do f**k all about Brexit

News that MPs will get the chance to vote on the final Brexit deal has been welcomed by Labour who plan to use the opportunity to continue doing f**k all about Britain leaving the EU.

Leader Jeremy Corbyn immediately responded warmly to the announcement

“This vote is a victory for democracy and for the people of this country,” he said.

“And rest assured we will use it to continue our long-standing policy of doing f**k all about Brexit.”

Labour have been committed to doing f**k all about Britain leaving the EU since the referendum was announced by David Cameron, whoever he is, some eighteen months ago.

Immediately after the referendum announcement, Jeremy Corbyn swung into action by doing f**k all.

When campaigning started in earnest Labour remained constant in doing f**k all.

Not wishing to let the momentum drop, at the height of the campaign Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell did f**k all.

Finally, when the referendum result was announced, Jeremy Corbyn did his best to rally shellshocked remainers by doing f**k all.

Every day since, Labour has remained proudly committed to doing f**k all about Brexit and, with this new announcement, look set to continue doing f**k all until the country is completely isolated and vilified, and is ultimately reduced to being little more than a nice place for Donald Trump to park his helicopter.