Now that the holiday season is over, let’s rejoice in…. hate.

In a recent Ask Reddit thread, user Karbairusa posed this question to cynics everywhere: “What do you hate that other people love?” Awww.

Thousands of Redditors went against the status quo, admitting their hatred for children, cilantro, and just about anything else you could think of that’s cherished by respectable society. It was beautiful. In fact, their responses will warm your black heart. Check it out below:

Musicals

Babies

Other parents, however, were not so deluded about their infant’s appearance.

Alcohol (and having fun, apparently)

Adele

Shitty family sitcoms

Star Wars

Partying

Celery

Wedding photos

Oprah and her minions

If you want to indulge your curmudgeonly side, read the entire thread here.