Attention: Men, Women, and Children

If you own a certain model of uterus, please return it to the manufacturer immediately. The Consumer Product Safety Commission has determined that your ovaries may detach, presenting a choking hazard to small children.

The uterus in question is a plush toy made by an online store called I Heart Guts!, which makes plush versions of several other organs, including a kidney (“for when urine love”) and a liver (“I’m a liver, not a fighter.”)

—Bob Finn

Tip of the hat to The Consumerist.



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