America now has two national emergencies, it can be confirmed

The first emergency – a natural disaster known simply as ‘Donald’ – took a brief reprieve from wreaking havoc on the US mainland to declare a second state of emergency.

“It’s a threat to the freedom and security of America,” one observer said, referring to the first emergency.

The second emergency was called in order to build a wall on the US/Mexico border. “It’s insecure, unstable and dangerously exposed,” the observer said, again referring to the first emergency.

More to come.

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By Martin Ingle

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