Best 51 Zakir Khan Quotes

Zakir Khan The Funder Of Sakht Launda Institute. Presenting Best 51 Zakir Khan Quotes

Zakir Khan was born on 20 August 1987 in Indor, Madya Pradesh. He is a popular and lovely Stand-up comedian and Famous by Sakht Lounda.

Zakir Khan Umeed Quote

Jin Car ke sticker lagaye the kabhi copy par, Aj wo car Ghar mai khadi hai Garage mai.









Jindagi bahot Labhi hai, Tanha katna bahot bura katna hai hai

Jabhi bhi propose karne jaye toh, at least Self-Respect ke sath wapas aye.

Mohhabat karo bahot, Lekin khud ke Ijata ke saath karo

Duiya mai bahot se log hai, jo already isak ke dhool mai lete hue hai,

toh dhool zadiye or mohabbat barabri wale se kariye.

Jo apni Ijaat nai karta, Jo apane ap se piyar nai karta, wo ap se kya khak piyar karega.

How to Quit Smoking Simply in 7 Steps?

Kya mai apana Ahem(Self Respect) deke,

Mohhabat hasil kar skta hun, toh wo bahot common tarikha hai,

Mat karo.

Zakir Khan as Sakht Launda

51 – Ego unme hai, Toh hum Halke hai kya…







50 – Bahot Pighala hu bhai… tabjake SAKKT huna hunnnn…

49 – Muskan ki Chamkan kahi or….

48 – If No Kajal Look is Statement, toh Chappal bhi Statement hai…

“Ja… Nahi hounga Taiyar tere liye…”

47 – Adami ko khali chodoge toh kya hi karega… jinko pata hai, Unko paat hai…

46 – I want to say all Girls “Sachin Sabaka Baap hai…”

45 – Mai apne Papa se Darta nahi hun…

Dikat yeahi ke usi Adame ke satha ek Ghar mai Rahena padega… zoke Safe nahi hai lagta

44 – Dunya mai Do tarha ke log hote hai…

Ek Jisko Gangs of Wasepur Pasand hai… or Dusare sab Ramadhi ke Adami hai…

Zakir Khan Quotes on Love

43 – Jise Piyar hota hai, use hota hai… koi Logic to hota nahi hai…BC

42 – Agar ap Relationship mai apne Partner ko Range hath Pakad lete ho…

Toh phir usko Maaf karo…. Kya pata vo Sudhare…

41 – To all girl: Tum Patag nahi ho, Panchhi ho… koi Dhor tumeh Rok nahi skati…

Tehzeeb Hafi Shayari on Love

40 – Chote Sahero ki Piyari baat pata hai kya hai….?

Scooty ka Number dekh ke.. Pura khandan bata dete the…

39 – Relationship mai Jadatar hum Laundo ka.. Over Commit and Under Deliver Raheta hai..







38 – Ektarfa piyar ki Khubsurat ye hai ke …Ap har din Jeetate ho… Or Har din Harte ho…

37 – Ektarfa Piyar bhi Relationship hota hai… Samne wala Participant nahi kar raha hai…

ika Matalb ye nahi ki mera koi Investment nahia hai…

36 – No Kajal Look is always a Statement.., Its Says Something…

35 – Samne se Ladki ka “hai” aya… One of those Rare Movements of Life…

34 – Bhai Bandi Jab Naam Leke bole na toh… sare Taake ek sath Udhane lag jate hai…

33 – We are Generation of Broken Heart and Broken People







32 – Roti kyon Raheti hai Orate, Kyonki tu Chutiya hai BC…

30 – Ladna bahota hi chutiya harkat hai… our hum vo kar rahe the…

“kyonki ab table pe rakhan padta hai Emotion

30 Bhai Breakup hone ke baad Ek Chutiya chiz hoti hai,

Tumko Gaano ki Lyrics samjh ane lag jati hai…

Zakir Khan Funny Quotes

29 – School wale Sports Teacher us Sports mai Champion hote hai,

Jo Sports School mai hotai nahi hai… Tum Check bhi nahi kar skte… ye Sahi bhi hai ya nahi…







28 – Yaar Apane ko na Guitar Bazani ni ati, Kuch to Hathiyar Nikana padega..

27 – Apun bahot Judgmental hai…. Vo jo tumare Gharawale kahete hai na-

ke Falana Karle varna Chaar log kya kahen ge…. Unmai se Teesra mai hun…

Mirza Ghalib Shayari on Love and Life

26 – Kabhi lageki Self-esteem low ho rahi hai toh kuch kha lene…

kyonki Pet bhare rahene ka or self-esteem ka koi toh Relation hai…

25 – Boys school mai apna… sabase pahele sikhate ho…. Wo hai Mardanagi…

24 – Physic, Chemistry, Math’s ki koi ek bhi book Nahi chahiye…

Guide Lade toh badiya …or Guide vo Guide jisme pahele se Nisan lage ho…IMP wale

23 – Bhai mai Roj-roj Kitab nahi sun sakta… Mere Kaano me se Khun agaya…

22 – Girl: “Pani peeke glass Coaster pe nahi rakh sakte ?”

Zakir: “Coaster, kya hota hai…







21 – Girl: Khana kha ke Plate kaha Rakhte hai ?

Zakir : Bed ke Niche…

20 – Dulaha Dulahan ko sath mai mat nachao bhai…

95% Ladko ko Nachana… Naaahhhiii ata hai…

Motivational Quotes of Zakir Khan

19 – Mai Explore karne nahi aya hun… Mai Explode karne aya hun…

18 – Never Put Number to your Success… Jis Din Pura ho Gaya toh Kya Karega…

17 – Naam Mera Abhi Hua hai, Ghamndi Mai Bachapan Se

16 – Maine apne Dimag mai ye Commition kar liya…

ke Duniya aise hi chanti hai…

Heart Touching Love Story in Hindi

15 – Wo Kon hai.. is Baat ka sasabe bada hissa is baat ka hota hai…

ke wo Kahan se aya hai…

14 – bahot baar Log tumari Zindgi ke Villain nahi hai, Toh tum toda Chill karo

13 -Har din apni Limit push karta rah – karta rah,

Phir do saal baad pata chalge ka Us din hua tha…

12 – Apan Raja Achhe Nahi hai, Par apan Worrior Bahot Achhe hai…

so Keep Picking up bigger battles…

11 – Apne bare mai Achha Sochane se Mat roko, Apne ap ko…

At Least say that to yourself..







10 – I learn to be Self-Centered from my Father… and learned to be the Part of Team from my Mother…

9 – Maine Jitni Wah(Praise) wali baat hai wo apne Dad se or…

aur Jitni Aah(Emotional) wali baat hai wo apne Mom se sikha hai

Khushi na bulb ki tarah hoti hai uske paas tumko Pahochna Padata hai,

lekin Dukh na Black Hole ki tarh hota hai, khich leta hai apne under… 8 –naki tarah hoti hai uske paas tumkohai,lekinnaki tarh hota hai,leta hai

Haq Se Single Quotes

7 – Mere sare Dost boys school wale,

Love Marriage ki Skilled kabhi ayahi nahi becharo mai…







6 – Jaruri thodi hai ke, jo Pathar tum maro use aam tute hi…

Kuch Kosise Taiyari ke liye bhi hoti hai… Bhole”

5 – 99.99 problems ho rahi hai uska naam hai… Male Ego…

4 – Biriyani mai… Ilachi kon Dalta hai BC…

3 – To Boys: hum sare ke sare Understanding hone ka role play kar rahen hai..

hote toh hum Ghanta bhi nahi hai…

Does Love ever die? A Sad Love Story

2 – Whai is Sushi?

Zakir Khan – Badabhudar Chawalo ke bich mai rakhi hui Tatti hai BC

1 – Kai bar As a MAN stand karne ka man karta nahi hai… lekin Public BC Uksati hai

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