Yo, this is the story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down.

And I'd like to take a few

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became thane of a town called Whiterun.



In western Cyrodil, born and raised

Gathering ingredients is how I spent mosta my days

Chillin and relaxin, all was in order

Gathering ingredients near the Skyrim border

When a couple of stormcloaks they were up to no good

started making trouble in the neighborhood

Got in one little fight, and the imperials got scared

They said "We're gonna take you to Helgen to be living impaired"



I begged and pleaded day after day

but they packed us on the cart and sent us on our way

they gave us a ride and when we arrived

they wanted to know from where I derived



Oh my

this is bad, the headsman just killed that nord guy.

Is this what the people of Skyrim live like

oh, this is not alright



But wait, I hear they're strong, brave, all noble

this isn't the type of place I'd want to make trouble

I don't think so

I'll see how they react

I hope this dragon helps clean upo their act



Well, I escaped to the keep and there was a dude

He looked like the guy who didn't want to be rude

I ain't trying to be killed yet

I just got here

I killed a bunch of bad guys, ran and disappeared



I eventually got to the jarl,

He was very kind and needed me to help a guy I'll call carl

Carl wanted a stone, so I took the time to find this

He said "Thanks for it" - go kill this.



I killed the dragon at 7 or 8.

And the Jarl told me, here is your housecarl

I looked at Breezehome

It was very outdone

But that is how I became thane of Whiterun.

Yo, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a few Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became thane of a town called Whiterun. In western Cyrodil, born and raised Gathering ingredients is how I spent mosta my days Chillin and relaxin, all was in order Gathering ingredients near the Skyrim border When a couple of stormcloaks they were up to no good started making trouble in the neighborhood Got in one little fight, and the imperials got scared They said "We're gonna take you to Helgen to be living impaired" I begged and pleaded day after day but they packed us on the cart and sent us on our way they gave us a ride and when we arrived they wanted to know from where I derived Oh my this is bad, the headsman just killed that nord guy. Is this what the people of Skyrim live like oh, this is not alright But wait, I hear they're strong, brave, all noble this isn't the type of place I'd want to make trouble I don't think so I'll see how they react I hope this dragon helps clean upo their act Well, I escaped to the keep and there was a dude He looked like the guy who didn't want to be rude I ain't trying to be killed yet I just got here I killed a bunch of bad guys, ran and disappeared I eventually got to the jarl, He was very kind and needed me to help a guy I'll call carl Carl wanted a stone, so I took the time to find this He said "Thanks for it" - go kill this. I killed the dragon at 7 or 8. And the Jarl told me, here is your housecarl I looked at Breezehome It was very outdone But that is how I became thane of Whiterun. Check this box if you received this product for free (?) Do you recommend this game? Yes No Cancel Save Changes