#820509 +( 1440 )- [X] <+JimBastard> you wouldnt believe what just happened

<+JimBastard> i've been tracking my macbook all day on fedex, gets signed for by "One CHILETA" at 3pm...while im at work

<+JimBastard> turns it was misdelivered....TO THE MARCY PROJECTS IN BROOKLYN

<+JimBastard> A BRAND NEW LAPTOP

<+JimBastard> so what did jim bastard do?

<+JimBastard> I put on a button up shirt, black leather jacket, kakhis, and a dress shoes

<+JimBastard> went to the address

<+JimBastard> and pretended i was a detective

<+JimBastard> laptop is sitting on their desk

<+JimBastard> "Maam I'm here about a misdelievered package"

<+JimBastard> "We know its here"

<+JimBastard> "We just want it back, or else I'm going to have to come back with a warrant"

<+JimBastard> "and no one wants that"

<+JimBastard> never underestimate the power of a well dressed well spoken white man in the hood

<+JimBastard> the guy took one look at me as he was walking towards the door....turned around and came back with the package