I love how Creationist “logic” works when faced with someone armed with the facts…

First, a Christian website posted this ridiculous cartoon:

Of course, we know the two situations are completely different.

Snakes don’t talk. Neither do amoebas. We do, now, after billions of years of evolutionary progress. You’re crazy if you think a snake actually existed and actually spoke to an actual Adam and an actual Eve.

Several commenters point this out to the author of the post, C Michael Patton. Let me direct you to one commenter in particular, Sean R Reid:

Then, Patton responds to Reid (and others) and Reid writes back:

Umm… a single-celled organism *doesn’t* talk. Not like humans do.

But Patton continues…

… and then puts it to a stop.

Got it? You can’t make this about evolution and creation because that’s *so* not what the comic was about. Even though the reason it makes no sense has everything to do with how evolution works.

So, to summarize:

A Creationist posts a comic that makes no sense.

Someone who understands evolution points out that the comic makes no sense.

The Creationist puts his fingers in his ears and goes, “LA LA LA LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU!” and then shuts down all discussion because it’s making him look bad.

It’s easy to believe in nonsense when you refuse to listen to voices of reason.



