So why is Deadpool Vs Carnage shipping in April, by Cullen Bunn and Salva Espinso not suitable for kids? Could it be the dead doves?

All very Tom Lehrer, but probably not. What about general violence?

All very so so. I know, what about the death and limb removal?

Oh and especially that injury to eye motif.

But no, it has to be that appearance of Marvel editor Jordan D White, reflected in Carnage's eyes. He's enough to scare any child!