He sent me a message asking about my shirt size, and I thought I'd get 1, maybe 2 silly shirts. No, my friends, THREE shirts of epic hilarious proportions! Each one greater than the next, peaking with a shirt featuring the Alamo and a bicycle. Being a San Antonian who just bought his first road bike two weeks ago, this was UH-mazing!

On top of that, I got a thoughtful card with pugs in Santa hats on it! Seriously... like my Secret Santa peered into the very fabric of my soul through the internet!

Thank you Secret Santa!