It's no secret that the Doctor is a seasoned veteran when it comes to charm. If only there was a way that we humans could rise to such charismatic heights...

DESPAIR NO MORE! With the resourceful ingenuity of modern secret santas (such as my fantastic gifter, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named), you too can experience the tantalizing appeal of the Doctor.

The Hook: Typically, you will be drawn to the flair and sheer-coolness of accessories such as the fez or the bowtie. While this is completely true, you cannot overlook the importance of a solid base: Enter the provocative t-shirt. The best t-shirt will not only provoke the carnal mind, but also the learned mind (lest you limit yourself to only the shallow, dull fish in the sea). Feel free to accentuate your look with eye-catching trinkets; buttons function exceptionally well in this circumstance.

The Line: Once you have caught the eye of your potential companion, the ball is in your court to advance the plot. It is crucial to have the right thing to say for every situation. This is when the prepared suitor is thankful to have his Pocket-TARDIS; a handy booklet of sayings and one-liners (which is, of course, bigger on the inside). (*This is a serious piece of handmade art, thanks so much & way to go anon!)

The Sinker: To seal the deal, and continue with this fishing metaphor, the cunning whovian always has an intimate finishing touch in arms reach. You guessed it. Fish sticks & custard. However, do not feel limited to the constraints of the original recipe. An adventurous companion will be excited to try creative derivatives of the traditional fare.

Thanks to the awesome mystery woman who crafted my gift. It was carefully thought out, and tailored to my likes/dislikes. If anyone needs me, I’ll be test-driving my new gear with some companions-in-training.