1. Get a purity ring.

2. Buy all your clothes at dressingforhisglory.com

3. Around October, talk a lot about how bad slutty Halloween costumes are.

4. Listen to Lifehouse.

5. Never lose your virginity ever ever ever. Except if it’s the ear, armpit or any other orifice aside from your vagina.

If you look like anyone in the image below, it means you have succeeded: