Hello people who’ve begun following me since November of 2016



Welcome to me completely losing my shit. Nearly insensible amounts of nerdery. Like I have opinions on various counties in Virginia and New Mexico and Oregon kind of nerdery.

Hi hello I am in hell



It’s election night and the only screens in front of me are showing CNN



Multiple screens and they’re all CNN. ALL OF THEM.

My God now they’ve turned off CNN even



Send whiskey and an abacus and messages in a bottle to tell me about Texas