I am Jack's exciting new marketing venture aimed at young audiences.

Sharing a love for literature with your child is a vital step in creating a lifelong learner. The only problem is, many great books (like, say, Fight Club) aren't exactly kid-friendly. Luckily, some authors are stepping up to change that.

Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk stopped by Mashable's offices to perform a reading of Fight Club 4 Kids — a brand new (and entirely not real) kid-friendly version of his immensely popular novel.

Now you can share all of your favorite Fight Club moments with your children, without fear of scarring them. What a great idea.

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