So now that Star Wars is all the rage again and we have not only a new film on the horizon, but also the potential for a couple different TV shows, I think it’s high time some of our favorite characters get their own cooking shows! Don’t you? Sure ya do. So allow us to present ten concepts for new Food Network shows hosted by your favorite (and not-so-favorite) Star Wars characters. Sadly Aunt Beru’s pilot, “Roasting with Beru”, was rejected due to everything being burnt to a crisp.

10) Sy Snootles Fried Noodles

9) Darth’s MarshMAULows

8) Qui-Gon Jinn and Juice

7) Bib Fortuna’s Ribs and Tuna

6) Dengar’s Den Bar

5) Salacious Crumb Cakes

4) Chewie’s Gooey Chewies

3) Jar Jar Binks’ Bar Bar Drinks

2) Ponda’s Baba-Ganoush

1) Ackbar’s Snack Bar