A huge thanks to Lawrence O’Donnell & Penn Jillette for the “superpimp” of my cards. More importantly, the fact that the “Don’t Touch My Junk” guy already has a card, rules so much, I can’t think.

I’d also like to thank all of you 12 year olds out there with computers for hammering on WordPress and loading all sorts of fake virus warnings.

Though one can never be 100% sure, the site is safe. All is well. I scanned the site naked. I know.