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Hilter finds out the Lightning Network doesn't work.. Comes up with an alternate solution...

00:00 - 00:03 Our propaganda has worked

00:04 - 00:05 We have home FULL NODE users

00:05 - 00:07 Who think they secure the network

00:08 - 00:12 LN channels to hubs

00:12 - 00:15 and we control the Hubs!

00:17 - 00:19 Send the payload at once.

00:19 - 00:21 Move all the BTC.

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuher

00:27 - 00:28 The LN..

00:31 - 00:33 The LN cannot handle payments over $5

00:34 - 00:36 Otherwise the onion routing fails.

00:53 - 00:58 LN devs, you stay. Everyone. Else. Leave.

01:13 - 01:15 "BEST DEVS EVER" you say?

01:15 - 01:17 Incompetant basement dwelling neckbeards!

01:18 - 01:23 You had 3 yrs to build something we were stealing from the 90s.

01:25 - 01:28 Carrier pigeons would be faster!

01:29 - 01:31 This is a dead end.

01:31 - 01:34 How can we ever get them to use SIDECHAINS

01:34 - 01:37 if we can't even get these E-TABS working?

01:37 - 01:40 I should just use a fucking PENCIL instead of this shit !

01:40 - 01:42 Our best devs will solve this, we need more time

01:42 - 01:46 We are OUT of time. BCH scales onchain, right now!

01:46 - 01:48 Bitcoin Cash will not defeat us.

01:48 - 01:52 You keep saying that yet you keep fucking up.

01:53 - 01:54 We must do something, NOW.

01:56 - 01:57 Prepare a PoS Fork, immediately.

01:57 - 02:00 Get our Cobra asset to start pushing it.

02:00 - 02:03 We must convince them all, it is the only way.

02:04 - 02:08 Get that Idiot Vays to do another live podcast.

02:08 - 02:13 and bring that Song cowboy asshat in for some more press.

02:14 - 02:16 they must NOT know LN will never work...

02:17 - 02:21 and BTC onchain TXs will only be for the elite!

02:27 - 02:29 I try to help blockstream

02:30 - 02:34 I should have done it ALL BY MYSELF.

02:34 - 02:36 I could have outcoded you monkeys.

02:41 - 02:42 100 monkeys.

02:43 - 02:47 100 monkeys on a typewriter could have built a better Lightning "Network".

02:48 - 02:53 I should have never STOLEN hashcash

02:54 - 02:56 from Cynthia Dwork and Moni Naor.

02:56 - 02:59 They invented it 5 yrs earlier, and i got the credit.

03:00 - 03:02 and we still can't send a TX through LN?

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, just HODL.

03:14 - 03:16 I should have never started Blockstream

03:19 - 03:23 Bitcoin would already be global p2p cash without me.

03:25 - 03:26 i'm worthless

03:31 - 03:33 Maybe I should quit like Greg did.

03:40 - 03:46 We will lose everything. The cartoon avatars,

03:46 - 03:49 ..the benefits that magical crypto friends brings us.