Everyone has a hobby. For Florida resident Ronald Eugene Robinson, that hobby used to involve going to his local CVS, buying a six-pack of enemas, using those enemas, carefully re-sealing said enemas in their original packaging, and then returning them "unopen and unused" to the CVS from whence they came.

Robinson is believed to have "pre-screened" as many as twelve enema six-packs over a two month period before being apprehended by authorities. In that time, CVS estimates that 21 customers may have purchased "potentially impacted enema products." Mercifully, these customers have since been notified. The Associated Press reports that Robinson faces a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine, if convicted.

Stay strong, Florida. Between this and the mysterious monster eyeball, you've been through more than your share's worth of harrowing experiences as of late.


[AP | TSG]