With Easter approaching this weekend — the celebration of the Resurrection of Jesus Christ accompanied by an egg hunt followed by eating chocolate bunnies and marshmallow peeps — Twitter was alive with contributions to #ThingsJesusNeverSaid.

Whether by coincidence or Divine Providence, the week leading up to one of Christianity’s holiest days has been filled by a national conversation over Indiana’s Religious Freedom Restoration Act.

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While some have called the law discriminatory towards the LGBT community, others insist that it is a matter of personal religious freedom and values that should not be compromised by having to bake a cake for a same-sex wedding celebration.

Additionally, there has been a great deal of discussion this week whether it is a sin to cater a gay wedding with pizza, since the delicious oven-baked concoction is not mentioned either by Jesus, or in the Bible.

A selection of tweets and memes — many pizza-related — below:

"Pray to me. I will make the gay go away." #ThingsJesusNeverSaid — Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) April 3, 2015

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#ThingsJesusNeverSaid My credit card will deny me three times before it goes through. — George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) April 2, 2015

People deemed criminals definitely deserve to be murdered by the State. That's basically the point of my whole story. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid — Occupy Wall Street (@OccupyWallStNYC) April 2, 2015

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"If I said it once, I said it a thousand times; no pizza for the gays!" #ThingsJesusNeverSaid #BoycottIndiana pic.twitter.com/dWG7KFcvYb — Pin Head (@TomAdelsbach) April 2, 2015

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#ThingsJesusNeverSaid I can't run in these sandals. — Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) April 2, 2015

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Let History Remember Me as a White Man with Blue Eyes. Fair Skinned, Like Most from the Middle-East… #ThingsJesusNeverSaid — TheNewDeal (@TheNewDeal) April 2, 2015

#ThingsJesusNeverSaid We can't feed all these people. That would only create dependency. Get a job you lazy Bums! pic.twitter.com/CUNUYWYtxD — Roberto Marroquín (@elcitizen1) April 2, 2015

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My Father only loves some of you and they can have pizza. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid — Goldie Taylor (@goldietaylor) April 2, 2015

Sure, I walk on water, but I'm not nearly as important as @kanyewest #ThingsJesusNeverSaid — Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) April 2, 2015

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Do not turn the other cheek. Get your guns and settle your differences like real men. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid — Aღanda (@GrnEyedMandy) April 2, 2015

Since this is our last supper, let's take a selfie. This will be legendary. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid — Steven R. Walker (@Steve_R_Walker) April 2, 2015

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I've only got 12 followers. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid — Glenn Wiens (@GlennWiens) April 2, 2015

I got 3 fish and 4 buns. Someone isn't getting a fish sandwich. #ThingsJesusNeverSaid — Bob Dobalina (@redbuddhadojo) April 2, 2015

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I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico #thingsjesusneversaid — Aaron FitzPatrick (@CN_AaronF) April 2, 2015

God Bless America #thingsJesusneversaid — Shane Fuller (@OAOSFuller) April 2, 2015

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…and finally: