Justin's Diary

2016-01-22 11:11:25 -0500

January 22, 2016

Dear Diary;

My political antenna is so finely tuned that I’m picking up the faint hint that there may be a handful of far right warmongering extremists who think that I should be just a tad more stern with ISIS but, while the nannies are watching the kids, Sophie, who surfs the information super roadway to shop on the interweb, has just reminded me that ISIS stands for “Interweb Shopping Is Safe” and that’s why I shouldn’t bomb them. I don’t know why B.O. doesn’t understand that, I mean, I love him like a brother and all, but sometimes he seems a bit dim.

Just lately it seems that my media pals aren’t being as nice to me as they should to be, which is strange since Gerald’s supposed to be on top of them. I know what I’ll do, there’s a luncheon scheduled for today here in Davos, naturally I’m the host (of course) so I’ll close it off to Canadian reporters. If reporters have nothing to report then that’ll teach them a lesson they won’t soon forget, after all, it’s not like they can make things up. Also, if Gerald lets me sit next to you-know-who then I won’t be worrying about some snoopy reporter catching us playing footsy under the table with her.

Gerald has just told me that I’ve to do something else too. He said it’s a new beginning for Canada. I’ve been saying that all along Gerry. Try to keep up. Oh, that’s the name of the event, sorry Gerry. What the heck, I’ll close that one off to them as well. There’s no point in coming across as being too transparent.

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