After The Washington Post released a 2005 video of a hot mic catching Donald Trump saying some disquieting things about women this afternoon, his campaign quickly issued a non-apology.

Sure, it has the word 'apologize' in it, but it comes with a conditional.

Here's the video, which does contain some graphic language, if you haven't seen it yet:

And here's the statement from Trump:

"This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago," the statement on his campaign website read, responding to the insistence that he can do anything to women, including grabbing their private parts. "Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course — not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended."

So the Republican nominee apologized conditionally — only if anyone was offended. He did not apologize for saying that he has license to sexually assault women because he is "a star." He only apologized if discussing his that license offended anyone.

That did not stop the Associated Press and the BBC from calling the statement the first actual apology of Trump's insult-ridden campaign.

Donald Trump apologises after a video tape emerges showing him making lewd comments https://t.co/Yb4fpk45vV pic.twitter.com/1Xg8Z5qsna — BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) October 7, 2016

Trump issues rare apology after video emerges showing him making lewd, sexually charged comments about women in 2005 https://t.co/PNdJmX7cgS — The Associated Press (@AP) October 7, 2016

Others, however, did not see the statement as an apology. The Washington Post followed up its reveal with a story on how the statement was only kind of an apology.

And Twitter was also definitely not having it.

Reporting "I'm sorry if anyone was offended" as if it were an apology is inaccurate reporting. — Ned Resnikoff (@resnikoff) October 7, 2016

I’m sorry guys. I really am. But this does not qualify as an apology from Trump: "I apologize if anyone was offended.” — Matt Viser (@mviser) October 7, 2016

And AP lies yet AGAIN. He did not apologize! https://t.co/Wmv1jLC0fB — Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) October 7, 2016

"I apologize if you were offended" is what your husband says when he wants the fight to last six more hours. — Beth Schacter (@bethshax) October 7, 2016

Dear CNN: "Sorry if people are offended" is not an apology. Go fix your headline. — Light and Joy (@leenie909) October 7, 2016

Trump's "I apologize if anyone was offended" is a classic non-apology but by far the closest Trump has come to one this campaign — Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) October 7, 2016

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You should apologize for this misleading headline. — 🌈 (@leahmcelrath) October 7, 2016

Yo, we're not calling Trump's statement an apology are we? That wasn't an apology. He essentially doubled down. — Jason Davis (@davisjsn) October 7, 2016

you screwed up again. he didnt apologize. only "if you were offended." quit playing cleanup. https://t.co/RepwG61QNs — Oliver Willis (@owillis) October 7, 2016

That's not what an apology looks like. https://t.co/C9lWNZCVIs — Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) October 7, 2016

"I apologize IF anyone was offended." Is this an apology? SMH. His record of not apologizing remains @ 100%. https://t.co/7DDqCEqf9Q — Native Son (@hwtclock) October 7, 2016