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Ke, join r/SiegeEngineMemes to find out what the heck he's talking about.

00:00 - 00:03 The siege is going far better than we thought it would.

00:04 - 00:05 In the south, we've taken their

00:05 - 00:07 resources and captured Noobus.

00:08 - 00:12 We are attempting to capture Aslan, Kazrel and Phoenix as well

00:12 - 00:15 and we destroyed their armies.

00:17 - 00:19 What about Steiner?

00:19 - 00:21 I want a report from him.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Steiner...

00:31 - 00:33 Steiner has been captured by Aslan.

00:34 - 00:36 We believe that his army is no more.

00:53 - 00:58 If you've never been captured by a teenage hacker, leave now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

01:15 - 01:17 HOW THE FUCK IS STEINER GONE?!

01:18 - 01:23 I AM SURPRISED THAT I HAVEN'T SENT HIM TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH THE JEWS YET!

01:25 - 01:28 HE WAS CAPTURED BY ASLAN!

01:29 - 01:31 A GUY WHO IS NAMED AFTER LION JESUS!

01:31 - 01:34 AND HE'S PROBABLY JUST A TEENAGER WHO HAS A LAPTOP!

01:34 - 01:37 HOW THE FUCK WAS STEINER'S ASS HANDED TO HIM ON A SILVER PLATTER BY HIM?!

01:37 - 01:40 WHO'S IDEA WAS IT TO HIRE HIM?!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, we have had great successes because of him-

01:42 - 01:46 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT HE DID BEFORE! HE LOST TO A TEEN HACKER!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, he might not even be a teenager!

01:48 - 01:52 OF COURSE HE'S A TEENAGER, HE PLAYS A ROBLOX GAME REGULARLY!

01:53 - 01:54 WHO HIRED HIM?!

01:56 - 01:57 I worked hard to take Europe

01:57 - 02:00 and it's all going to shit

02:00 - 02:03 because of a hacker who unironically plays ROBLOX!

02:04 - 02:08 THIS HAS BEEN UPRECEDENTED IN OUR HISTORY!

02:08 - 02:13 TO HAVE A GENERAL SPANKED BY A PUBESCENT REDDITOR WITH A HACKING CLIENT!

02:14 - 02:16 WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM I WILL SLOWLY SUFFOCATE HIM!

02:17 - 02:21 AND I'LL SHIP HIS HAIR AND BONES AS ROPE AND IVORY VIA FEDEX TO STALIN!

02:27 - 02:29 I thought it impossible...

02:30 - 02:34 for a General to be whipped by a teenager

02:34 - 02:36 who has had his name mistaken for "Asian".

02:41 - 02:42 It's a disgrace...

02:43 - 02:47 A DISGRACE THAT STEINER WOULD BE ABLE TO BECOME A GENERAL AND THEN BE CAPTURED BY AN ADOLESCENT WORM!

02:48 - 02:53 WRITE A NEW LAW FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE GERMAN EMPIRE!

02:54 - 02:56 Make it say that if you are more competent than a child...

02:56 - 02:59 YOU'RE TOO FUCKING COMPETENT FOR MY ARMY

03:00 - 03:02 AND THAT YOU'LL BE BETTER OFF IN A MEMEPAGE!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK. You'll stay in the army even with the law.

03:14 - 03:16 Prepare a treaty.

03:19 - 03:23 I will release Noobus and give back annexed land.

03:25 - 03:26 Aslan has beaten me.

03:31 - 03:33 That is, for now.

03:40 - 03:46 But if you think I will draw peace with SiegeEngineMemes, think again.

03:46 - 03:49 I will personally rip Aslan limb from limb.