Amy Schumer. To be honest, we love using her as our social justice punching bag. It's a metaphor, people, not a fat joke. Punching bags tend to be slender. And dense. Like muscle. Unlike Amy here.

To get you caught up, Little Miss Amy entered the fray by commenting on the Aaron Glazer situation, a comic accused of being a rapist. Amy's friend Kurt Metzger encouraged people to report rapes to the police. So the police could maybe, I don't know... DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Well Amy took issue with that comment. That's all you need to know:

So what Amy disagreed with? Reporting rape. This coming from a woman who's schtick is "I'm a fat slut," but don't you dare say so. Read Proud Feminist Amy Schumer: 'Don't Call me Plus-Sized!' Let's Count the Ironies...

Not reporting rape, or trivializing rape by calling everything rape? Guess who that hurts? Right, actual rape victims. That's our problem with what Amy and her social justice gal pal Lena Dunham are doing. They're screaming "RAPE" but not encouraging people to actually report real rape. Simply using a hashtag to "raise awareness" seems to be the solution to broads like Amy here.

Coming forward on social media claiming "rape," ruining a man's reputation and possibly life, while not reporting it to the police? That's wrong. Everyone deserves due process. Men, women, everyone. Yes, even the trannies.

Speaking of rape myths, let's debunk the 1 in 4 rape numbers Lena and Amy here love to tout:

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