It’s the one remake Hollywood didn’t want to see.

A creative vandal transformed a Los Angeles billboard for the film “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” into an attack on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and child rapist Roman Polanski — pasting the pervs’ faces over stars Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio and re-titling it “Once Upon a Time in Pedowood.”

The real-life Photoshop job showed up Friday morning on the billboard advertising the opening of the new Quentin Tarantino movie — along with a similar ads on benches and bus stops, including some featuring Woody Allen, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

An artist named Sabo took credit for the alterations — telling the outlet it was a dig at the entertainment industry for embracing Polanski, who pleaded guilty to sex with a minor about 40 years ago, as well as Epstein, who was busted earlier this month for alleged sex trafficking of minors.

“I felt they should all share a billboard to highlight a decades-old problem that has plagued Hollywood for decades: the abuse of children,” Sabo said.

Epstein — a registered sex offender — is currently being held in a Manhattan jail.

Polanski is still on the lam in Europe for allegedly raping a 13-year-old girl in the US.

Allen was accused of abusing his adoptive daughter, Dylan Farrow, when she was 7 years old. Allen, who was never charged with a crime, has vehemently denied those accusations for years.