I was minding my business this morning, trying to read through the newly-released Volcker Rule, the long-awaited draft of the rule that limits proprietary trading by Wall Street banks, when I got a Gchat from an unfamiliar name. The woman had an avatar of an unbuttoned shirt and an amply-filled bra (see above), so I figured it might be a sex bot. I wouldn’t normally have engaged, but today, I needed some help. So I wrote back: