I don’t know why I’m always so mystified by these stories, but I am. I love ever syllable of them. It’s kind of like how US Weekly, or whatever publication, used to have that, “Stars, they’re just like us!” section where it was just fucking Tom Cruise taking out the trash and bullshit. There’s no doubt it’s fascinating to see someone you’ve put on a pedestal treated or act like a normal human. It’s why one of the first questions always asked to a friend of a celebrity is, “What’s he/she like in real life?” We all want to know what goes on behind closed doors and I LOVE seeing that Tom Brady is treated like the 53rd man on the roster, and that he wouldn’t have it any other way. The whole thing gets me so hot and bothered my heart is about to leap from my chest.

PS – Don’t sleep on Bill calling Welker a midget.