17:11 - :D is now Online.

17:12 - :D: so im downloading league of legends

17:13 - TwistedBOLT: Why does that not surprise me?

17:13 - :D: cause I already tried to download it

17:36 - :D: rofl

17:36 - :D: and im still downloading lol

18:04 - :D: i fucking hate when they do this

18:04 - :D: it says 99% done

18:04 - :D: but that 1% takes longer that the previous 20

18:04 - TwistedBOLT: That's adobe air for you.

18:05 - :D: adobe air?

18:05 - TwistedBOLT: Ye, the client is made in adobe air.

18:05 - :D: oh okay

19:18 - :D: alright

19:18 - :D: anyway im gonna go for a round of league of legends

19:18 - :D: the "best game in the world"

19:20 - :D: i just finished the demo

19:20 - :D: http://www.ngs.co.uk/images/Salt-014.jpg

19:20 - :D: okay

19:20 - :D: omfg

19:20 - :D: I CLICK on lauch

19:21 - :D: 5 fucking errors appear

19:21 - :D: oh something is happening

19:25 - TwistedBOLT: Keep bashing on league, I'm collecting the bashing and I'll probably put it on the subreddit.

19:26 - :D: WELL

19:26 - :D: I CANT FUCKING LOG IN

19:26 - :D: i made an account

19:26 - :D: tried logging it

19:26 - :D: in

19:26 - TwistedBOLT: What server did you make the account on?

19:26 - :D: "CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

19:26 - :D: I click yes

19:26 - :D: "CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

Yes...

19:26 - :D: "CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

YES.

19:26 - :D: "CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

YES!

19:26 - :D: "CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

YES!!!!!

19:27 - :D: "CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19:27 - :D: then i click no

19:27 - :D: well

19:27 - :D: no connection was made

19:27 - :D: too bad u didnt click yes u fucking cunt

19:27 - TwistedBOLT: BWHAHAHAH

19:28 - TwistedBOLT: So what server?

19:28 - :D: eu east

19:28 - TwistedBOLT: You sure that the client is set to eu east?

19:28 - :D: yes

19:28 - :D: well

19:28 - :D: i guess

19:28 - :D: i cant log in

19:29 - :D: cause of that certificate thing

19:29 - :D: maybe turn off my anti virus

19:29 - TwistedBOLT: Firewall?

19:29 - TwistedBOLT: Restart the PC?

19:30 - :D: or maybe its the 5 fucking error that appear every time i click launch

19:30 - :D: k disabled

19:30 - :D: lets see

19:30 - :D: WTF

19:30 - :D: my avg is disabled

19:31 - :D: i try to log in

19:31 - :D: AVG: "HOLD THE FUCK UP

19:31 - :D: YOU SURE U WANNA DO THIS?

19:31 - :D: "

19:31 - :D: me: Yes

19:32 - :D: "CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

YES

"CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

YES

"CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

YES

"CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

YES

"CERTIFACTE UNKNOWN, DO YOU WANT..... YES OR NO"

YES

19:32 - TwistedBOLT: Fun fact, league had a leak a while back where they sent people viruses over the lient.

19:33 - :D: well idk

19:33 - :D: apparently

19:34 - :D: i have to go to cmd and get certmgr.msc

19:34 - :D: apparently

19:34 - :D: what the fuck

19:34 - :D: league

19:34 - :D: what the fuck

19:34 - TwistedBOLT: Seems good, seemsgud.

19:34 - :D: feel more of a hacker now then on the fucking progrming test

19:34 - :D: programming*

19:36 - :D: wtf

19:36 - :D: Find in: All certificate stores

Contains: digicert

Go through the Digicertificates, eg DigiCert Assured ID Root CA

19:37 - TwistedBOLT: Best game in the world!

19:37 - :D: 111111100000000000000/10

19:38 - TwistedBOLT: 00110001 00110000 /10

19:40 - :D: "This solution was originally found by Rhapsodyronin... bla bla... You first want to open up Internet Explorer as this is what LoL uses for its Internet Options."

19:40 - :D: fuck me...

19:40 - TwistedBOLT: This is gold.

19:41 - :D: great

19:41 - :D: internet explorer bugged out

19:41 - :D: I wonder why I stopped using it

19:41 - TwistedBOLT: You crack me up, little buddy.

19:42 - :D: dude

19:42 - :D: it gets better

19:42 - :D: says

19:42 - :D: go to options

19:42 - :D: but there are no options

19:42 - :D: wtf am i supposed to do now

19:42 - :D: oh nvm enable menu bar yeah

19:42 - TwistedBOLT: League doesn't have options?

19:42 - TwistedBOLT: No....?

19:42 - :D: i meant internet explorer

19:43 - TwistedBOLT: Was a shit joke... They don't really give you a lot of choices (options) in LoL...

19:45 - :D: oh

19:45 - :D: haha

19:45 - :D: ABAEHR$$SRNFHRW%#UETHDNTE%U%DGN

19:45 - :D: AHAHAHAH

19:45 - :D: the solution

19:45 - :D: to this

19:45 - :D: is to download a better version of internet explorer

19:45 - :D: i cant believe this

19:46 - TwistedBOLT: That sounds so fucking stupid that I'm just gonna have to take your word about it...

19:46 - :D: yeah

19:46 - :D: they just gave me half a page of stuff to do

19:46 - :D: to try

19:46 - :D: and i did it on itnernet explorer

19:46 - :D: and they're like

19:46 - :D: if that aint working

19:46 - :D: download better internet explorer

19:47 - :D: and then another wall of text of instructions

19:47 - :D: "lets play a game of LoL"

19:47 - :D: haha

19:49 - TwistedBOLT: Love how you have a test in the morning and you're just casually upgrading your internet explorer.

19:49 - :D: u dont get it dude

19:50 - :D: http://i.imgur.com/ql0Blzq.png

19:50 - TwistedBOLT: Let see now...

19:50 - :D: well yeah but fuck that test

19:50 - :D: i passed the semester im fine with failing tomorrow

19:51 - TwistedBOLT: Alright, what what the hell am I looking at?

19:51 - :D: me trying to play a game of lol

19:51 - TwistedBOLT: BWHAHAHA

19:55 - TwistedBOLT: So, how's it going?

19:55 - :D: im trying to figure out if I should delete the current explorer or will the new one override it

19:56 - TwistedBOLT: And they say league of legends never has any strategic decisions!

19:56 - :D: AHAHabnfhrw5

19:56 - TwistedBOLT: Anyways, if the old one doesn't work why keep it?

19:57 - :D: apparently i cant even delete it

19:57 - :D: whatever

19:58 - :D: im downloading a msu file

19:58 - :D: have no clue what it is

19:58 - TwistedBOLT: AND THEY SAY LEAGUE ISN'T COMPLEX!

19:58 - :D: FUCK

19:58 - :D: I WAS TYPING

19:59 - :D: AND WAS ABout to press enter to post the message

19:59 - :D: a fucking loading installer thing popped up and I cancelled it with enter

19:59 - :D: ah whatever

19:59 - TwistedBOLT: League: We ruin your life, and your jokes.

19:59 - :D: "the update is not applicable for your computer."

19:59 - :D: oh.

20:00 - :D: I'll try downloading internet explorer 9

20:00 - :D: if that doesnt work then i cant play lol

20:00 - :D: this sounds so dumb

20:01 - :D: "Choose the version of Internet Explorer 9 you need. "

20:01 - :D: choices:

20:01 - :D: 1) Windows vista

20:01 - :D: 2) Windows vista 64 bit

20:01 - :D: GEE

20:01 - :D: THANKS

20:02 - :D: I dont get it

20:02 - :D: am I stupid

20:02 - :D: i cant even run a fucking game

20:04 - :D: on the other hand

20:05 - :D: now it shows only 3 errors and 3 certificate things before it says it doesnt work

20:05 - :D: so thats good

20:06 - TwistedBOLT: You already fixed 40% of the problem, good job dude.

20:06 - :D: yeah it almost does an action when i click the login button

20:07 - :D: I dont get it, lol has probably hundreds of millions of users

20:07 - :D: playing

20:08 - :D: and i cant figure this out

20:11 - TwistedBOLT: Go to the kitchen and eat something really salty. The game will notice that you belong there and it'll let you in.

20:11 - TwistedBOLT: Also, I wanna inform you that you've been at this for over three hours.

20:14 - :D: oh shit

20:14 - :D: seriously

20:15 - TwistedBOLT: Yup

"17:12 - :D: so im downloading league of legends"

"20:14 - :D: seriously"

20:16 - :D: I actually started at around 4 the download

20:16 - :D: so yeah

20:16 - :D: I actually started at around 4 the download

20:16 - :D: so yeah

20:17 - :D: HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN U JUST FUCKING LET ME PLAY

20:18 - :D: oh shit im getting salty

20:18 - :D: i see what lol is doing

20:18 - :D: this IS the tutorial

20:19 - TwistedBOLT: Kek.

20:19 - :D: brb restarting computer

20:19 - TwistedBOLT: See you soon.

20:19 - :D is now Offline.

*He calls me on the phone*

:D was

"Dude... I can't turn MY FUCKING COMPUTER ON!"

"Wait... something is happening"

"I have never thought LoL would cause this much damage"

"It says it's on but it's a black screen"

"Preparing to configure windows... FUCK"

"I guess I should fucking let it... But it's illegal..."

"Oh my god..."

"I didn't do much... I downloaded LoL and IE..."

"If I open my computer and I find that all my files are deleted I'm never fucking touching LoL again."

"Ok it's starting, says start"

"What have I got myself into..."

"I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A GAME"

"Wonderful, It started with an error"

"Background container error"

"Guess I still have my stuff"

"I'm scared..."

Me: "You do understand that I'm just writing down everything you say?"

"Great, guess you're having a show on my own expence"

"You gonna put this on reddit?"

Me: "Already said I would."

"Great, great, enjoy the karma"

Me: "Continue on steam, you're low on credit anyways"

"Ok."

20:30 - :D: this...

20:31 - :D: changed nothing...

20:31 - TwistedBOLT: Amazing, fucking amazing.

20:33 - :D: okay then

20:33 - :D: guess ill try something else

20:35 - TwistedBOLT: Like what?

20:36 - :D: well I'm trying out the

20:36 - :D: DigiCert High Assurance EV Root CA

20:36 - :D: Valid until: 10/Nov/2031

Serial #: 02:AC:5C:26:6A:0B:40:9B:8F:0B:79:F2:AE:46:25:77

Thumbprint: 5FB7EE0633E259DBAD0C4C9AE6D38F1A61C7DC25

20:36 - :D: I'll just test it if my browser IE9 supports it

20:37 - :D: It doesn't

20:37 - :D: alright

20:37 - TwistedBOLT: Amazing. Simply amazing.

20:37 - :D: I am now trying a guy "theoretical solution"

20:38 - :D: basically he mumbled crap he didnt try and i am about to now

20:45 - :D: oh that didnt work either

20:50 - :D: "Some people have been able to fix it by installing a new kernel"

20:50 - :D: ...................................

20:55 - :D: I cant believe it

20:55 - :D: im literally writing tens of serial number of certificates to know what to do with them

20:56 - :D: this is my own solution im working on

20:56 - :D: rofl

20:58 - :D: okay come on

20:58 - :D: its now or never

20:58 - :D: League of legends not responding

20:58 - :D: Gg. wp.

20:58 - :D: i broke it.

20:59 - :D: okay its back up

20:59 - :D: now or never come on certificates

20:59 - :D: nope

21:00 - :D: not working

21:06 - :D: yes

21:06 - :D: I have found a solution

21:06 - :D: you there dude?

21:07 - :D: dude?

21:07 - TwistedBOLT: Am now.

21:07 - :D: I've finally found a solution

21:07 - TwistedBOLT: Don't play league?

21:07 - :D: yes

":D is now playing DotA2"

21:08 - :D: 6 FUCKING HOURS DUDE

21:08 - :D: I FUCKING SPENT 3 OF THEM CRACKING MY HEAD IN A FUCKING RIDDLE

21:08 - TwistedBOLT: 10/fucking10.

21:08 - :D: and my computer almost broke

21:08 - :D: i dont like league

21:08 - TwistedBOLT: This is truly a story for the ages!

21:09 - :D: XD

21:09 - :D: are you seriously writing this down

21:09 - TwistedBOLT: 'caurse I am.

21:09 - :D: are you gonna post it somewhere

21:10 - TwistedBOLT: /r/Dmr, 'course I will.

21:10 - :D: great

21:10 - :D: link me to it when you do

21:11 - :D: when are you gonna do it?

21:11 - TwistedBOLT: You're done with this mess, so now I guess.

21:11 - TwistedBOLT: Say hi to Reddit for me.