It turns out that the only thing worse than a private server is a public one. On Wednesday, two ProPublica reporters wrote that after testing the Internet security measures at four Trump Organization properties, they concluded that “any half-decent hacker could break into Mar-a-Lago.”

If President Trump does, in fact, care about safeguarding sensitive national security information as much as he insisted during the 2016 campaign, here, we imagine, are some of the passwords and security questions he and his administration may want to update. After all, this time it was just some ProPublica reporters, but next time it could be Russia or China or somebody sitting on their bed who “weighs 400 pounds, okay”?