That Turkey Story





Thanks. I figured it was probably nothing, just had to make sure.



Not really much of a story about the needle I guess, just young/fooling around! I was bored and watching TV and was playing around with my balls (not sexually or anything, just kind of massaging them a little. hey I was a teenager :p). I like to collect stupid poo poo I come across like colored paper clips and those plastic stamp-shaped things that you get with loaves of bread and stuff like that and earlier in the day at school I found a sewing needle on the ground and had put it in my pocket -- I felt it poke at my hand through my pants and pulled it out.



I never really put stuff in my dick before (and not since!!) and felt like trying it out. I remember thinking "girls put stuff in their vagina and it feels good so it might be the same for men" (which was stupid at the time, but hey I was 18 :p). It was cool for a few minutes but I didn't feel good or bad, it just was sorta fun. Sometimes I like to stretch my foreskin out when I'm bored (still do that every once in a while :p), and next thing I knew, it was in really far and stuck.



My dick went completely flaccid almost immediately when I realized what happened and it pricked me from the inside. I quickly pulled my dick straight out and aimed it down trying to shake it out but couldn't. I wasn't stupid so when I put it in, I had the point facing outward so that I wouldn't hurt the inside of my dick, but now that was making it hard to get out. I probably should have had thread attached to it so I could pull that if anything went wrong (hindsight is 20/20).



I calmed down and went to the bathroom and bent over the toilet trying to pee it out for about an hour. Every once in a while a little bit of pee came out but the needle stayed right where it was. Eventually my parents called me down for dinner so I carefully positioned my dick in my pants so that it wouldn't poke me and went down to eat. I made it through dinner and they had no idea .



After that, I went back to my room and tried to get it out again without success. I thought about jerking off but I was really afraid I'd get hurt so I didn't (in retrospect this probably would have worked and would have saved me a bunch of embarrassment, but again, hindsight is 20/20). It was getting late and I realized I couldn't go to sleep like that so I manned up and told my dad what happened (which was probably the most adult thing I had ever had to do at that point so I guess I'm at least a little bit proud of that ).



We went to the hospital which is a town over from where I live and it was really bumpy so to be safe I stayed bent foreword the entire way down holding my dick stretched out by the foreskin. When we got there I carefully pulled my pants back up and started walking to the door. Halfway there my dad realized he parked in the wrong area by accident and so he had to go back and move it (idiot, I know). Finally we got to the emergency room and they were actually really quick when they heard what happened.



I went in for an x-ray and a couple different doctors walked in and asked me a bunch of questions about what happened and I made up a story about how I was doing stuff for home ec (which they seemed to buy). They left for a few minutes and then one of them came back and asked me if I tried to pee it out and I said yes. He said he didn't really know what to do that would avoiding causing me more harm, but finally he got a nurse to come over and help out.



She grabbed my dick and had me hold it out extended and tried to squeeze the needle out like you are trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out of a toothpaste tube. Every once in a while I'd get a little bit erect -- the nurse was 50 or 60 and wasn't really that attractive but I have to admit it was still kind of neat/cool :p. Whenever I'd get stiff she told me to relax and wait until I got soft, then continued. It kept poking me from the inside but eventually it started to peak out the end and she had me pull the rest of it out. I'm pretty sure she enjoyed it a little bit and if I had the guts I might have asked her out or something but I was a wuss back then :p.



After that we went home and that's basically it. I thought I was gonna have to get a tetanus shot, but that didn't happen (thankfully, I heard those hurt like heck). My dad asked me about school on the way home and we never really talked about it since.



Anyway, thanks again.