Make Online reports that a man from the UK just couldn’t seem to handle the fact that he may be causing pain for his lobsters and crabs during the cooking process. His solution? Hell, let’s taser them! The strange device looks kinda like a high voltage photocopier, and will deliver 110 volts through the body of the crustacean. This electric charge will cause an immediate interruption of the functioning nervous system, so technically the lobster won’t be able to feel any pain or suffer distress. This is a good thing, animal rights activists have one less thing to protest about, and we don’t need to worry about a funny tasting lobster because it died in distress!

The company’s name is CrustaStun, and the creator of the company truly believes that his new product is about to give the entire industry a jolt. I searched around on the CrustaStun website, but couldn’t seem to find a price for the thing. It says that it’s designed for the restaurant industry, but if you’ve got a few thousand dollars sitting around, why not order one for home? Think of all the stuff you could unnecessarily taser…

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