We know that Seattle has been doing its level best to keep up with San Francisco in the Bad Progressive Governance Sweepstakes, and it is very hard to keep up with a district attorney who wants to incentivize property crime, let alone match the poop and needle piles of Baghdad-by-the-Bay. But Seattle is stepping up its game!

Take in this recent public comment period of the Seattle City Council, where a group of citizens decided to speak up on behalf of trees with. . . a song (only 2 minutes long, and worth every precious second of it):

I’ll play a hunch here: Trump is not their president.