Princess Celestia was leaving the execution chambers of Canterlot Castle with an unworldly haste. Inquisitor Snugglerump inquried to the nature of her nervous gallop,

"Alas, 'tis not the condemned harlot's young family that quickens my movements and makes one uneasy." the God-Empress of Equestria responded with the sincerity of Harold Camping delivering another doomsday prophecy.

Upon reaching her inner sanctum, the party of advisors, acolytes and soliders left her side.

"May you rest verily 'til our next requisition of heretics, dissidents and jaywalkers, my most wonderous liege, eternal queen of the sunny skies of the Thousand Year Kingdom of Equestria." Pope Equus XXX bade fairwell to the royal pegasus unicorn.

Behind Celestia's ornate five poster bed was a small door leading to her private chapel, the only place in Equestria where she could be almost truly alone. not even her recently freed moonsister Luna or her personal chambermaids and bedturners knew of it's existence and the architect had been given anmesia brownies and then 'expunged'.

"My Lord, hear your equiform servant, I, Princess Celestia of Equestria have fullfilled my duty to you," The princess drew a cross in the air above the royal copy of the Pony Bible. "hear me, O Grand Creator of Everything that ever was and ever will be,

YODH

HE

WAW

HE

I have sucseded in running the Thousand Year Kingdom."

A voice called, a voice like no other, neither Mare nor Stallion, it boomed to the world and whispered into the Princesssees ear.

"Have you not forgotten my greatest teaching of all?"

The voice could only belong to YHVH, his physical appearance resembled a stern, mature earth stallion's head levetating without a body, she Knew she could not grasp the true form of it, as he always projected the image of the adult male of the viewer's species without extras, such as horns or freckles.

"Order, for peace and the Kingdom to sucseed order comes above all else," the less mortal than usual pony replied. "Is that not the true remit of a Lawful being?"

"There is more to my teaching than order!", retorted the Deity, "Love and Tolerance?"

"But Your Omnipotence, neighsayers and infidels must be punished to the full extent of the law!" Celestria was getting flustered.

"So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.- John 8:7" Quoth the Creator

"as your greatest deciple in Equsetria, do I not qualify? Do the clergyponies not also count, as mouthpeices to your eternal words?"

"Your pride disgusts me" YHVH said, "and you trapped your only sister on the moon to punish her for making idle threats, aswell."

"Have I not Followed the Lawful path through life for you?"

"Celestia, you are Law-Evil, I am Law-Good." The princess's tears birthed a deluge.

YHVH spoke.

" B E G O N E "

As, Minister of Magic for the Central Commitee of the Government of the Ponies Republic of Equestria, Comrade Luna had never encountered anything as strange as the new feeling that hit her.

It felt as if she had a sister who had always been there and yet had never existed.

Luna shrugged off the feeling and went to make cupcakes with Pinkie Pie to celebrate the first Mare/Mare marrage in Equestria.

-FIN-