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<b>Offspring:</b> 🎶 ...the dark side of... the mooooooon!<p/><b>Me:</b> I know, I know, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" is one of my all-time favorite Disney songs too, but please don't subscribe to archaic ideals of masculinity that are based on physical prowess. Also, clearly women can be swift as a coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon as well.<p/></p>