This is a story all about how

My life got flip-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute and sit right there

And tell you how I became the prince of /r/sao

In New York State, born and raised

On the internet was where I spent most of my days

Chilling' out, noscoping, danking the memes

And all shooti'g some 360s inside of the games

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in MyAnimeList

I got in one little waifu-war and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in /r/sao'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she gave me the url and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my laptop.

I put my anime on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

No memes, yo this aint bad

Smiting harems with my new class

Is this what the people of /r/sao living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're hitlers, weeaboos, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of /r/sao

Well, the page loaded and when I came on

There was a dude who looked like a mod posting there with my name out

I ain't trying to get banned yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a friend and when they came near

Their name said "DarthMewtwo" and it had a flair in the rear

If anything I could say that this mod was rare

But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to /r/sao!'

I pulled up to the mod chat about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the mod 'Yo home smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there