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Grid View Expand David Diehl, offensive lineman, New York Giants

Kelly Gregg, defensive tackle, Kansas City Chiefs

Devin Aromashodu, wide receiver, Minnesota Vikings

Riley Cooper, wide receiver, Philadelphia Eagles

Maurice Jones-Drew, running back, Jacksonville Jaguars

Paul Posluszny, linebacker, Jacksonville Jaguars

Roman Harper, safety, New Orleans Saints

Takeo Spikes, linebacker, San Diego Chargers

Photoshopping by Jenna Josepher

Leisure-wear purveyor Vineyard Vines basically has a lock on the preppy professional sports collabs in fashion. In addition to being the official clothing brand of the Kentucky Derby, they also have the license for NFL and NHL lines of home-team themed ties that pair perfectly with khakis and might exist in your boyfriend's closet right this very minute. With the Super Bowl happening this weekend, however, we got to wondering what this neckwear would look like on actual NFL players. So here it is: the Vineyard Vines NFL ties around some of the largest necks in the National Football League. Happy Super Bowl Sunday.

· Vineyard Vines [Official Site]

· The NFL's Widest Necks [Slate]