Grab yer guns and head for the hills. According to Fox's go-to evangelical pastor, Robert Jeffress, "Fifty Shades of Gray" is a sign of the end of days!

Yes, it's true. Rev. Robert Jeffress, a radical Christian extremist who is anti-gay, anti-Muslim, and anti-Mormon might have surpassed his usual level of crazy talk. During his interview on Alan Colmes' radio show, Jeffress said that gay marriage, radical Islam, and "Fifty Shades of Gray" are a sign that Armageddon is just around the corner.

Jeffress thinks that the title of "Fifty Shades of Gray" should be 50 shades of perversion because it's "symptomatic" of the "lack of moral restraint" that the Bible identifies as a sign of the end times.

And lest you think that Jeffress has soiled his squeeky clean soul by reading the book or seeing the movie, he assures us that his opinion is based on what he has read about the book and movie (?!). Wonder if he knows that the movie is a blockbuster hit in the bible belt. Sweet mercy! Are the sexual fantasies of good Christian women bringing on the Apocalypse? Oh, noooooo...............