Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin goes fishing with her bare hands

Sarah Palin is now the larger than life candidate running for Vice President of the United States. In all of our research we have uncovered the top 100 little known facts about this woman, some that even Sarah Palin doesn’t know about. (Pics)

Sarah Palin sitting on the grizzly bear that she killed and skinned.

The crab is still alive and one of her pets

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s favorite game is “tiptoe through the bear traps.” Invariably the bear loses.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can believe its not butter.

believe its not butter. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin tried out for the NFL but the players kept complaining that she played too rough.

Little Known Fact: Crop circles are Sarah Palin’s way of telling the world that sometimes wheat just needs to lay the hell down.

Little Known Fact: China once bordered the United States, until Sarah Palin told them to back off.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has actually made Donal Trump’s hair move.

Sarah Palin tells kids they need to get tougher, invites

them to spend a week with her at the North Pole

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once dug an artesian well with a team of four beavers.

Little Known Fact: One time while sparring with a wolverine, Sarah Palin raised her fists and the wolverine proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Little Known Fact: In spite of having five kids, Sara Palin still hasn’t lost her virginity.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the reason why Waldo is still hiding.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin owns a 4G iPhone.

Sarah Palin being recognized for saving passengers from plane crash.

She caught it before it touched down and threwg it into a soft snowbank

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the reason Santa Claus still exists.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can divide by zero.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is actually Keyser Söze.

Little Known Fact:Sarah Palin can slam a revolving door.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s house is actually a log home that she built herself. Some logs she cut with an axe, the other logs only wished she did.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has dramatically increased Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin took the bridge to nowhere and made it go somewhere.

Little Known Fact: There are 327 words in the Eskimo language, Inuit, for Sarah Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting yeti pelts with a slingshot.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn’t worry about changing her clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Sarah tells it to.

Sara Palin dedicates the Alaska quarter with a

likeness of the bear she killed when she was only three

Little Known Fact: Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle didn’t account for Sarah Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows that Schrodinger’s cat has been dead for a long, long time.

Little Known Fact: A duck’s quack does not echo. Sarah Palin is the one responsible for this phenomenon.

Little Known Fact: It only takes Sarah Palin one lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once won a tractor pull without a tractor.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has become known as the human Rosetta Stone because she can read EBCDIC and EBITA and translate them into Government.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is Darth Vader’s father.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s other car is a Zamboni.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how to unscramble an egg.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is not your father’s Oldsmobile.

Little Known Fact: I’ve got a fever and the only known prescription is more Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin tells reporters that she did indeed fly

Airforce One all alone to this event