I was so excited to receive my Reddit Secret Santa gift this week. When I opened the box, I was immediately greeted by the most badass awesome picture of my cat Spartacus, dressed as a Spartan of course.

The caption of the picture is "I am Spartacus, Where the hell is Sparta"

Then, I found "One Super- Awesome, Mega-Cool, Totally-Bad, Best-Thing-Ever, Emergency- Classy-Mother-Fucker-Kit!"

Kit Includes: ONE (1) Classy-Mother-Fucking-Hat ONE (1) Super-Fly Pipe ONE (1) Wicked-Sweet Bow Tie ONE (1) Classy-Ass Monocle

Spartacus was anxious to put on the new outfit, but got camera shy. So instead I helped model my classy new get-up.