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PL super fleet is getting camped after destroying a Keepstar.

00:00 - 00:03 Pandemic Legion High Command

00:04 - 00:05 July 19, 2018

00:05 - 00:07 UALX-3 After action briefing

00:08 - 00:12 Elise Randolph

00:12 - 00:15 Doomchinchilla

00:17 - 00:19 "Begin pulling out of the area. We have achieved victory.

00:19 - 00:21 Begin pulling the Supercapital fleet back to staging in the North.

00:24 - 00:26 "Elise....

00:27 - 00:28 the fleet....

00:31 - 00:33 The supercapital fleet is stuck in UALX-3

00:34 - 00:36 Imperium Legacy fleets have bubbled the fleet login point.

00:37 - 00:38 We can not escape.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who is not a Imperium spy, leave this room, now.

01:03 - 01:04 **I should have applied to ASCEE a long time ago**

01:05 - 01:06 < **Does this mean I can't Bot anymore**

01:06 - 01:07 **Does this mean we don't get any cookies** >

01:13 - 01:15 WTF, DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T ESCAPE!!!

01:15 - 01:17 WE ARE PL! WE HAVE THE BEST FLEET IN EVE!

01:18 - 01:23 WE HAVE POACHED THE BEST PILOTS FROM EVERY ALLIANCE!

01:24 - 01:28 - Horde Pilots -

01:29 - 01:31 "NOW WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SWING OUR DICKS AROUND EVE, LIKE WE ARE SOMEBODY!

01:31 - 01:34 THIS OPERATION WAS TO PUT PROGODLEGEND IN HIS PLACE!

01:34 - 01:37 I'M SICK OF HIM AND THOSE DAMN "DREDDIT" SAYING SHIT ON REDDIT!

01:37 - 01:40 I WANTED TO BE THE SHIT POSTER THIS TIME!

01:40 - 01:42 Elise....maybe NC. will come and save us.

01:42 - 01:46 FUCK NC. THOSE RETARDS DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE THE UNDOCK BUTTON IS!!!

01:46 - 01:48 Elise...maybe we can Circle of Two has enough assets to help.

01:48 - 01:52 CO2, HASN'T MADE A DIFFERENCE SINCE THEY LEFT GOONSWARM!

01:53 - 01:54 WE ARE PL!

01:56 - 01:57 I HAVE TOLD GREAT STORIES TO GET PEOPLE TO THINK WE ARE COOL!

01:57 - 02:00 NOW I LOOK LIKE A DICKHEAD BECAUSE THEY SEE I WAS LIEING

02:00 - 02:03 HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET PEOPLE TO WORSHIP US NOW!

02:04 - 02:08 WE HAVE NO CAPITAL FLEET! THEY HAVE TAKEN OUR ONLY WAY TO LOOK GOOD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME!

02:08 - 02:13 HOW AM I TO LOOK COOL WITH THE LADIES AT THE BAR, NOW!

02:14 - 02:16 I COULD ALWAYS BE GUARANTEED SOME NERD POON WHEN I TOLD THEM WHO I WAS!

02:17 - 02:21 NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR IT LIKE GIGX!

02:27 - 02:29 I was planning on this elaborate costume for Eve Vegas.

02:30 - 02:34 To show those fuckers that I was bigger than Mittani.

02:34 - 02:36 I had a sequined coat that made me look sexy.

02:39 - 02:40 **I wonder if its too late for my ASCEE application.**

02:41 - 02:42 I'm sick of people kicking my ass in real life.

02:43 - 02:47 HERE IN EVE, I WAS A GOD! EVERYONE FEARED ME!

02:48 - 02:53 NOW I'M GOING TO GET MY ASS KICKED IN EVE TOO!

02:54 - 02:56 But you fuckers are going to get your asses kicked too.

02:56 - 02:59 You fuckers are just F1 warrior monkeys.

03:00 - 03:02 I WONT BE ABLE TO STAND SEEING MITTANI GLOAT AGAIN!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, I here Dreddit is recruiting.

03:14 - 03:16 I have a small penis.

03:19 - 03:23 I was trying to compensate for its lack of size.

03:25 - 03:26 The ladies didnt care because I was PL.

03:27 - 03:29 **Did he just admit he had a small dick?**

03:31 - 03:33 I can't show my face in Vegas, now.

03:35 - 03:36 **I hope ASCEE's recruitment is open."

03:40 - 03:46 I promised Mitani that I was going to show him how to really party.

03:46 - 03:49 Now, I'm just some nerd who plays a game. Chicks don't go for that.