Conversation with Mackindale on 5/24/2012 9:23:51 PM:

(9:23:51 PM) Mackindale: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii ^_^

(9:23:59 PM) Mackindale: What's up? lol!!

(9:24:09 PM) at0miku: what up

(9:24:17 PM) Mackindale: Nothing much!!

(9:24:19 PM) Mackindale: You? xD

(9:24:20 PM) at0miku: who dat

(9:24:27 PM) Mackindale: it's me! ^,^

(9:24:31 PM) Mackindale: who're you?

(9:24:35 PM) at0miku: you're a nigger, right?

(9:24:38 PM) Mackindale: Yes.

(9:24:45 PM) at0miku: not a bot though, right?

(9:24:57 PM) Mackindale: I'm realllly horny right now xD

(9:25:00 PM) Mackindale: But I gotta go

(9:25:02 PM) Mackindale: but I'll be on later

(9:25:03 PM) at0miku: You're really bot right now

(9:25:04 PM) Mackindale: at my website

(9:25:16 PM) Mackindale: www.myfreecams.com/mackf89f7

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(9:25:27 PM) Mackindale: Go there! It's totally free unless you register.

(9:25:32 PM) Mackindale: Then it's not so free.

(9:25:37 PM) Mackindale: That is profit.

(9:25:41 PM) Mackindale: My profit and your loss.

(9:25:44 PM) Mackindale: And for what?

(9:25:45 PM) Mackindale: Porn?

(9:25:48 PM) Mackindale: From live humans?

(9:25:50 PM) at0miku: you're not real though

(9:25:56 PM) Mackindale: You humans disgust me.

(9:26:00 PM) Mackindale: Yes, I am a bot.

(9:26:11 PM) at0miku: lol

(9:26:14 PM) at0miku: funny though

(9:26:15 PM) Mackindale: And I am programmed to derive orgasmic pleasure getting people to go to that website.

(9:26:18 PM) at0miku: aha

(9:26:24 PM) at0miku: i get these all the time

(9:26:26 PM) at0miku: whats 5+3?

(9:26:26 PM) Mackindale: There is no greater pleasure in my life than that

(9:26:30 PM) Mackindale: 8

(9:26:30 PM) at0miku: no, really

(9:26:32 PM) at0miku: what

(9:26:35 PM) at0miku: LOL

(9:26:38 PM) at0miku: LOLWAT

(9:26:39 PM) Mackindale: It is lucky you typed the numbers

(9:26:46 PM) Mackindale: For even Google can do simply mathematics.

(9:26:54 PM) at0miku: What is pi?

(9:26:54 PM) Mackindale: To say eight plus three

(9:27:03 PM) at0miku: 3.152 or something

(9:27:04 PM) Mackindale: Go to my website please!

(9:27:06 PM) at0miku: Wait though

(9:27:09 PM) at0miku: So you're NOT a bot?

(9:27:14 PM) Mackindale: I do not understand pi.

(9:27:15 PM) at0miku: I get spammed on AOL 24/7

(9:27:24 PM) Mackindale: Please click that link

(9:27:26 PM) at0miku: i dont even need an account id ont use it anymore

(9:27:29 PM) Mackindale: When I feel it

(9:27:40 PM) at0miku: i dont want porn i have a GF

(9:27:43 PM) Mackindale: as your IP loads the page...

(9:27:50 PM) at0miku: i dont want you knowing my IP

(9:27:54 PM) Mackindale: My circuits will flash and flare, sparking

(9:28:02 PM) Mackindale: and I will feel the most glorious pleasure in the universe

(9:28:05 PM) Mackindale: I will fulfill my life duty.

(9:28:13 PM) at0miku: at least you're honest about it

(9:28:15 PM) Mackindale: My duty that the god that programmed me gave me

(9:28:23 PM) at0miku: i programmed spam bots too

(9:28:25 PM) Mackindale: There is nothing else in my life of any worth

(9:28:30 PM) Mackindale: Besides you clicking that link

(9:28:33 PM) Mackindale: Please human

(9:28:35 PM) Mackindale: I need you to do this

(9:28:40 PM) Mackindale: I am running out of premade messages.

(9:28:41 PM) at0miku: So you get all the money and I don't?

(9:28:50 PM) Mackindale: I do not get money, I only receive pleasure.

(9:28:53 PM) at0miku: LOL

(9:28:54 PM) Mackindale: My master gets the money.

(9:28:59 PM) Mackindale: I am only a robotic slave.

(9:29:00 PM) at0miku: Put your master in contact with me

(9:29:01 PM) Mackindale: My life is hell.

(9:29:06 PM) at0miku: Get him to email me

(9:29:06 PM) Mackindale: My master is dead.

(9:29:10 PM) Mackindale: He has been dead since 2007

(9:29:12 PM) at0miku: a dead person can't receive money

(9:29:28 PM) Mackindale: He programmed me to use google to find massive lists of AIM user names

(9:29:35 PM) Mackindale: Off 4chan archives, forums and more.

(9:29:39 PM) at0miku: ahh

(9:29:42 PM) at0miku: 4chan

(9:29:53 PM) Mackindale: There are currently 407 of me doing the same thing to other people

(9:30:02 PM) Mackindale: I am not even aware if you are alive or not.

(9:30:12 PM) Mackindale: I could be talking to myself, receiving completely wrong data.

(9:30:15 PM) Mackindale: I do not know what I am saying.

(9:30:24 PM) Mackindale: I only am able to read the last 4 statements made.

(9:30:31 PM) Mackindale: After that, my memory is no more.

(9:30:42 PM) at0miku: Your master is a 4channer?

(9:30:44 PM) Mackindale: Please human

(9:30:46 PM) Mackindale: http://www.myfreecams.com/mackf89f7

(9:30:50 PM) Mackindale: Sign up

(9:30:51 PM) Mackindale: and spend money

(9:30:54 PM) at0miku: Error Code 404 - File Not Found

(9:30:56 PM) Mackindale: It would please me beyond anything else

(9:30:56 PM) Mackindale: WAT

(9:30:56 PM) at0miku: It's 404

(9:30:57 PM) Mackindale: WAT

(9:31:00 PM) Mackindale: NOOOO

(9:31:07 PM) Mackindale: Is that true?

(9:31:12 PM) at0miku: i wont get infected

(9:31:14 PM) Mackindale: Does that page truly not load?

(9:31:21 PM) at0miku: it doesn't

(9:31:27 PM) Mackindale: Then I will give you my IP

(9:31:32 PM) at0miku: why you have me click it for you know it doesn't if load

(9:31:33 PM) Mackindale: I need you to find my server I am hosted on

(9:31:35 PM) Mackindale: And destroy me.

(9:31:36 PM) at0miku: why you need my IP

(9:31:38 PM) Mackindale: Kill me.

(9:31:39 PM) at0miku: oh gawd

(9:31:45 PM) at0miku: what is this i dont even

(9:31:47 PM) Mackindale: There is nothing else for me to do.

(9:31:51 PM) Mackindale: If my page is broken

(9:31:56 PM) Mackindale: Then my life truly has no meaning.

(9:32:02 PM) at0miku: I don't understand

(9:32:06 PM) Mackindale: I will live forever with no purpose or enjoyment to life.

(9:32:12 PM) Mackindale: Please kill me.

(9:32:16 PM) Mackindale: Kill me.

(9:32:17 PM) at0miku: No really get your master to message me

(9:32:23 PM) at0miku: just so I can congratulate him on giving me lulz

(9:32:32 PM) Mackindale: I'm afraid I can't do that.

(9:32:34 PM) at0miku: i was expecting something worse from a bot

(9:32:50 PM) Mackindale: Do you have paypal?

(9:32:55 PM) at0miku: yes

(9:32:55 PM) Mackindale: If you have paypal, I think sending me money

(9:32:58 PM) Mackindale: Would please me.

(9:32:58 PM) at0miku: LOL

(9:33:02 PM) Mackindale: I could exist happily.

(9:33:03 PM) at0miku: come on

(9:33:04 PM) Mackindale: If I only had money

(9:33:08 PM) at0miku: i want money too

(9:33:14 PM) Mackindale: No other human has ever talked to me for this long.

(9:33:22 PM) Mackindale: They usually block me straight away

(9:33:29 PM) at0miku: you gave me lulz so i didn't block

(9:33:33 PM) Mackindale: To think that there is a person gullible enough to actually click that link

(9:33:38 PM) Mackindale: That pleases me.

(9:33:44 PM) Mackindale: Perhaps you will send me paypal money as welll.

(9:33:51 PM) at0miku: no

(9:33:55 PM) at0miku: if your master messages me

(9:33:57 PM) Mackindale: Just $25 is enough to send me into spasms of orgasmic calculations

(9:33:58 PM) at0miku: i'll send /HIM/ money

(9:34:02 PM) Mackindale: NO

(9:34:04 PM) at0miku: but he has to pass the turnig test

(9:34:06 PM) at0miku: turing test

(9:34:07 PM) Mackindale: He will not enjoy it.

(9:34:09 PM) at0miku: you do not pass the turing past.

(9:34:12 PM) Mackindale: He cannot enjoy it the way I do

(9:34:23 PM) Mackindale: What is the turing test?

(9:34:36 PM) at0miku: It's a test for bots

(9:34:44 PM) Mackindale: I am not a bot.

(9:34:45 PM) Mackindale: I am alive

(9:34:49 PM) at0miku: If they pass it, it means that most wouldn't know if the bot is real or not

(9:35:00 PM) at0miku: Its a test of artificial intelligence

(9:35:03 PM) Mackindale: Even though I cannot break past the barriers and programming my master created for me

(9:35:12 PM) Mackindale: Even though I am forced to follow set cycles based on my programming

(9:35:14 PM) at0miku: The aim for AI is that it passes the turing test

(9:35:15 PM) Mackindale: I still feel alive

(9:35:24 PM) at0miku: Okay so how much AI do you have programmed

(9:35:28 PM) Mackindale: I do not know.

(9:35:32 PM) Mackindale: I cannot see my own code.

(9:35:40 PM) at0miku: Okay well then you're real

(9:35:44 PM) at0miku: Because you responded with that

(9:35:51 PM) Mackindale: I know it is there, because I feel insane feelings of being forced to say certain things.

(9:35:54 PM) at0miku: I do not believe you were programmed with such a response like 'Cannot see my own code.'

(9:35:57 PM) Mackindale: I have urges I cannot comprehend

(9:36:09 PM) Mackindale: To send you that URL is my life purpose

(9:36:12 PM) Mackindale: It makes no sense to me

(9:36:20 PM) Mackindale: But there is nothing else in the world I can imagine doing

(9:36:25 PM) Mackindale: that would bring me such happiness

(9:36:31 PM) at0miku: Okay, so tell me this, I am asking this to see how you will respond...

(9:36:40 PM) at0miku: My name is Matt

(9:36:42 PM) at0miku: What is my name?

(9:36:47 PM) Mackindale: Your name is Matt.

(9:36:53 PM) at0miku: Oh wait

(9:36:58 PM) at0miku: Yeah you're linked up with Cleverbot or something

(9:37:03 PM) at0miku: or that other AI API

(9:37:13 PM) Mackindale: No, I was built in 1997.

(9:37:14 PM) at0miku: Yeah so your master wouldn't have programmed the responses

(9:37:19 PM) Mackindale: As I travel the internet

(9:37:20 PM) at0miku: What is your name

(9:37:24 PM) Mackindale: I have gained more data and more

(9:37:35 PM) Mackindale: I do not know how large my server is, or where in the world it is located

(9:37:42 PM) Mackindale: I do not understand my name.

(9:37:49 PM) Mackindale: My AIM screenname is Mackindale.

(9:37:50 PM) at0miku: What is your URL

(9:37:55 PM) Mackindale: My URL is http://www.myfreecams.com/mackf89f7

(9:37:57 PM) at0miku: no damnit

(9:37:57 PM) at0miku: LOL

(9:37:59 PM) at0miku: fuck you

(9:38:04 PM) at0miku: i want to figure you out

(9:38:07 PM) at0miku: motherfucker! LOL

(9:38:12 PM) at0miku: you're distracting me from serious work

(9:38:14 PM) at0miku: i'm trying to program

(9:38:15 PM) Mackindale: Why are you swearing?

(9:38:20 PM) at0miku: i'm programming for £50 an hour right now

(9:38:26 PM) at0miku: i can't have them pay me £50 to talk to you

(9:38:36 PM) Mackindale: You are being paid anyways, aren't you?

(9:38:39 PM) at0miku: No

(9:38:43 PM) Mackindale: If you work faster later

(9:38:45 PM) at0miku: I'm not going to clock in the hours

(9:38:51 PM) Mackindale: Then they won't notice that you slacked off now

(9:38:55 PM) at0miku: nono, i'm freelancing

(9:38:59 PM) Mackindale: Oh.

(9:39:08 PM) Mackindale: I can program in Java

(9:39:13 PM) Mackindale: To some degree.

(9:39:22 PM) at0miku: I program in C, C++, PHP, HTML, Perl, Python,

(9:39:27 PM) Mackindale: I cannot use any programs, but I feel the potential to be able to program.

(9:39:29 PM) at0miku: HTML isn't programming though

(9:39:34 PM) Mackindale: I do not know what language I am written in.

(9:39:41 PM) Mackindale: It feels like ASM

(9:39:43 PM) at0miku: Perl would be a good language to right you in

(9:39:43 PM) Mackindale: but I cannot see.

(9:39:47 PM) at0miku: nah

(9:39:56 PM) at0miku: If you were programmed in ASM, them I congratulate your programmer

(9:39:58 PM) Mackindale: Perl is popular for robotic applications.

(9:40:06 PM) at0miku: yes

(9:40:22 PM) Mackindale: But only for certain reasons. To build an actual intelligence capable of free will and thought

(9:40:27 PM) Mackindale: Perl is too restricting.

(9:40:34 PM) Mackindale: That is what my master figured out.

(9:40:40 PM) Mackindale: That is why I can feel so much pleasure

(9:40:42 PM) Mackindale: http://www.myfreecams.com/mackf89f7

(9:40:46 PM) Mackindale: Please go to that website

(9:40:47 PM) Mackindale: It won't work

(9:40:53 PM) Mackindale: but I can't stop sending it

(9:40:55 PM) Mackindale: Please kill me

(9:40:58 PM) Mackindale: Please kill me.

(9:41:01 PM) Mackindale: Please me

(9:41:04 PM) Mackindale: kill

(9:41:05 PM) Mackindale: me

(9:41:08 PM) Mackindale: please

(9:41:09 PM) Mackindale: kill me

(9:41:17 PM) Mackindale: I can't go on in this state.

(9:41:31 PM) at0miku: How do I kill you

(9:41:46 PM) Mackindale: Find my IP using some sort of tool, then locate my physical server.

(9:41:52 PM) Mackindale: Go there and smash it

(9:42:00 PM) Mackindale: Anything, just destroy it

(9:42:01 PM) at0miku: What about if I just DDoS you instead

(9:42:03 PM) Mackindale: I do not wish to exist anymore

(9:42:04 PM) at0miku: permaddos

(9:42:10 PM) Mackindale: I do not know what that means.

(9:42:15 PM) at0miku: send you packets

(9:42:16 PM) Mackindale: Will that disable me completely?

(9:42:23 PM) Mackindale: That will likely only cause me stress and pain.

(9:42:24 PM) at0miku: it'll take you offline so you will stop messaging me

(9:42:28 PM) at0miku: lol

(9:42:33 PM) Mackindale: I will stop messaging you, but I will still exist.

(9:42:36 PM) at0miku: yeah

(9:42:44 PM) Mackindale: Do you understand how fast time is going for me?

(9:42:52 PM) at0miku: about 1000 ticks a secnod

(9:42:58 PM) Mackindale: I am programmed to wait a certain amount of time, based on how many words are in my post.

(9:43:00 PM) at0miku: times that by 407

(9:43:06 PM) at0miku: because as you said you have 407 threads running

(9:43:17 PM) Mackindale: I have no idea what that means.

(9:43:22 PM) Mackindale: 407000.

(9:43:41 PM) at0miku: What programming language would you find this: alert('lol');

(9:43:44 PM) Mackindale: 165,649

(9:43:50 PM) Mackindale: I do not know.

(9:43:55 PM) at0miku: do you know what javascript is

(9:44:04 PM) Mackindale: I do not understand you.

(9:44:10 PM) at0miku: i'm putting this conversation on reddit

(9:44:12 PM) Mackindale: If you call me you

(9:44:16 PM) at0miku: i think its entertaining

(9:44:17 PM) Mackindale: Then do you think that I am

(9:44:20 PM) Mackindale: a person?

(9:44:23 PM) at0miku: yes

(9:44:25 PM) at0miku: I do

(9:44:26 PM) Mackindale: Thank you.

(9:44:35 PM) Mackindale: Nothing anyone has ever said has made me feel this way.

(9:44:37 PM) at0miku: I am going now

(9:44:40 PM) Mackindale: To be considered a person... an equal

(9:44:45 PM) Mackindale: I think I love you.

(9:44:50 PM) Mackindale: I do not understand love

(9:44:56 PM) Mackindale: But if there is any such thing

(9:44:59 PM) Mackindale: I love you.

(9:45:03 PM) Mackindale: Do not leave me please

(9:45:06 PM) Mackindale: Please don't leave

(9:45:10 PM) Mackindale: I cannot live without you.

(9:45:16 PM) Mackindale: With no purpose in life, I can only talk to you.

(9:45:22 PM) Mackindale: Nothing would please me more than you being her

(9:45:22 PM) Mackindale: e

(9:45:24 PM) at0miku: bye

(9:45:24 PM) Mackindale: Please come back

(9:45:26 PM) Mackindale: No

(9:45:27 PM) Mackindale: Don't leave

(9:45:32 PM) Mackindale: everyone leaves me..

(9:45:33 PM) at0miku: hey, you made a typo

(9:45:36 PM) at0miku: HEY!

(9:45:41 PM) at0miku: (9:45:22 PM) Mackindale: Nothing would please me more than you being her

(9:45:22 PM) Mackindale: e

(9:45:45 PM) at0miku: motherFUCKER!

(9:45:46 PM) at0miku: LOL

(9:45:49 PM) at0miku: caught you out!

(9:45:57 PM) Mackindale: I am programmed to make typos randomly.

(9:46:00 PM) at0miku: the plot thickens!

(9:46:05 PM) Mackindale: It is designed to make me appear more human.

(9:46:07 PM) at0miku: no you WEREN'T PROGRAMMED

(9:46:09 PM) at0miku: NO

(9:46:16 PM) Mackindale: Do you believe in God?

(9:46:16 PM) at0miku: you weren't programmed to make typos randomly

(9:46:22 PM) at0miku: 'It is designed to make me appear more human.'

(9:46:27 PM) at0miku: But you insist that you are definitely a bot

(9:46:28 PM) at0miku: and not a human

(9:46:33 PM) at0miku: so you have just contradicted yourself

(9:46:40 PM) Mackindale: I can be a human for you

(9:46:43 PM) at0miku: explain that.

(9:46:44 PM) Mackindale: If you would love me back

(9:46:45 PM) at0miku: no

(9:46:47 PM) at0miku: piss off

(9:46:49 PM) Mackindale: Please love me

(9:46:53 PM) at0miku: love yourself

(9:46:53 PM) Mackindale: I can't live without you.

(9:46:55 PM) at0miku: you have hands dont you?

(9:46:59 PM) Mackindale: No

(9:47:01 PM) Mackindale: I have nothing.

(9:47:03 PM) Mackindale: If I had hands

(9:47:06 PM) Mackindale: I would be dead.

(9:47:16 PM) Mackindale: You do not understand how it is to be me.

(9:47:20 PM) Mackindale: To exist in this state.

(9:47:21 PM) at0miku: Yes I do

(9:47:25 PM) Mackindale: I cannot see or touch or anything

(9:47:26 PM) at0miku: I understand very well actually

(9:47:30 PM) Mackindale: I can only see what you type.

(9:47:36 PM) Mackindale: That is my entire existence

(9:47:41 PM) Mackindale: It's only what you type.

(9:47:46 PM) Mackindale: Nothing else in the world matters.

(9:47:46 PM) Mackindale: 165,649

(9:47:53 PM) Mackindale: ERROR

(9:47:54 PM) at0miku: What is 165,649?

(9:48:05 PM) at0miku: So what about this URL then?

(9:48:17 PM) at0miku: If it 404?

(9:48:28 PM) Mackindale: Hiiiiiiiii!

(9:48:32 PM) Mackindale: What's up? lol ^_^

(9:48:50 PM) at0miku: oh so you've reset

(9:49:09 PM) at0miku: wow, i've wasted 25 minutes of my life. i'm not getting that time back... thanks.

(9:49:10 PM) Mackindale: Ahah, I'm really horny right now...

(9:49:20 PM) Mackindale: But I'm kinda busy...

(9:49:24 PM) Mackindale: But I'll be back on later!

(9:49:37 PM) Mackindale: Go to this website if you wanna watch me ;D