My Santa read my profile, read it well,

And from the words I'd written, she could tell

That naught but Shakespeare brought me greater joy,

And to this end, selected she such toys

That could not fail my heart to well-delight:

A hand-made book in leather, bound to write;

A script of Star Wars versified in iambs;

And best of these, as far concerned as I am,

A pendant of the Dewy Dec'mal call

For Shakespeare's works; yes, this is best of all.

For these kind gifts, I thank thee heartily.

Take thou this wish of joy in verse from me.