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Hitler is on the hunt for the Mazda 787B from the Circuit Legends set

00:00 - 00:03 Toys R Us is gone, so we've had to search elsewhere.

00:04 - 00:05 So far we've checked Target...

00:05 - 00:07 ... Hobby Lobby, and Kroger.

00:08 - 00:12 No Car Cultures at all. Just fantasy castings...

00:12 - 00:15 ... and that 50th Favorites Econoline that nobody likes.

00:17 - 00:19 That's fine. We can hit up Wal-Mart.

00:19 - 00:21 I bet they've got a Mazda 787B for me.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Steiner...

00:31 - 00:33 Steiner saw an Instagram from HWCholo420.

00:34 - 00:36 It was a Wal-Mart shopping cart full of Mazda 787Bs.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who buys their Hot Wheels on eBay, leave the room.

01:13 - 01:15 Freaking scalpers!

01:15 - 01:17 They're scalping us out of our entire hobby!

01:18 - 01:23 How can it be so freaking hard for one guy to get one miserable little car?

01:25 - 01:28 Pardon freaking me for having a family and a war to manage.

01:29 - 01:31 By the time I get off work everything's gone!

01:31 - 01:34 It's all Zombots and that goofy Chevy SS!

01:34 - 01:37 Every time I go in there I'm full of hope!

01:37 - 01:40 But all I find are dinosaurs with engines shoved up their butts!

01:40 - 01:42 Tomica Limited Vintage makes a 787B you know--

01:42 - 01:46 Oh? Great! I'll take out a 2nd mortgage on this bunker for a single diecast!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, They make what you want, and it's better quality.

01:48 - 01:52 Not 20 times better, but that's what they cost!

01:53 - 01:54 You don't get it!

01:56 - 01:57 Hot Wheels are a cheap thrill!

01:57 - 02:00 They cost less than the crappy food at Sonic!

02:00 - 02:03 I don't have to think! I just buy!

02:04 - 02:08 But thanks to eBay any yahoo who can spot a Datsun can clean house!

02:08 - 02:13 And pretty soon I'm dropping ten bucks on a mainline! Plus shipping!

02:14 - 02:16 it makes me feel like the biggest sucker alive.

02:17 - 02:21 I might as well go broke on 1:18s like Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 I just wanna buy my little cars.

02:30 - 02:34 Have that magic moment in the store...

02:34 - 02:36 ... when you find the right car and you're king of the world.

02:41 - 02:42 But look at me.

02:43 - 02:47 I haven't found anything on the pegs in weeks! Anywhere!

02:48 - 02:53 And you know who's really to blame? It's not the scalpers.

02:54 - 02:56 It's Mattel. There, I said it.

02:56 - 02:59 They have no idea what their customers want.

03:00 - 03:02 They stuff the pegs with fantasy castings and bread trucks from Matchbox!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK. I collect Matchbox too.

03:14 - 03:16 This hobby is making me crazy.

03:19 - 03:23 I'm becoming one of those nutjobs who freaks out...

03:25 - 03:26 ... when the card's bent.

03:31 - 03:33 The scalpers win.

03:40 - 03:46 Maybe I'll just stick to Johnny Lightning and Greenlight. They know what adult collectors like.

03:46 - 03:49 You won't ever see them sell a toilet on wheels.