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Blah, Blah, Blah. Yeah, that’s you. Work, work, work. I’ll let you in on my career. I do, and I get fed for free. In actuality, I’m so bored, I track up sports cars for something to do.Who gives a shit if you waste 4,000 gallons of water on a weekly basis? Oh, and by the way, cat in the asshat, it rains every day in Florida – it’s my source of mud. So, you’re wasting your time. And, if you actually paid attention, the pattern was after the moves in the Michael Jackson “Thriller” video with a little mix of the winning play in the Auburn Tigers/Florida Gators game.Moron.See above.I takes me 3 trips. Each paw holds 10 prints worth of mud. 40 rounds per trip, and I only dipped 3 feet on the third round, just to confuse you.I’ve killed off all the rodents long ago. The squirrels and I signed a truce. I’ve fucked everything that walks around here (somethingnever understand). My singing voice is shot, but, I still hold the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Cat) title in the ‘hood. What have you accomplished lately?I just love to rub my balls on anything. Next time, do 120 all the way home and get your car really warmed up, so I can get a good nut-sack dangle going. I need to teabag the new calico that just moved in.Did you catch the shit streak next to the E-Pass? That was fun.That’s funny. You humans will freak the fuck out over one little scratch in your car, but then wear the ones on your back like a badge.Bring it on, Mr. “Bud Light Salutes YOU - High and Mighty Garageless Sports Car Washer”I was born in the back of an orange truck in Frostproof. I lived at the Florida’s Best production center in Haines City my whole childhood, under the air compressor trailer. I have earplugs, and I know how to use them.Well, I could have hooked you up by just rubbin’ on your ankles when you talk to her. She digs that, and gets all mushy when I approve of male humans. But you had to come on here,bash, and stir up a hornet’s nest, and get everybody flagging shit and debating garages, packrats and whatever. Ibe bought though.Star Kist Select albacore, and leave the water in the can. Every Tuesday without fail, on the first landing of your stairs. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll leave the precious car alone. And....if you want to hook up with my owner, I need catnip, about ¼ ounce a week – and it has to be crippie. Got it?Luv,Tabby