Melania Trump wore a thing, and we know, there are more important things at hand than what the First Lady is wearing. But since Donald Trump won’t stop Donald Trumping, what’s a little light-hearted sartorial judgment (especially when she’s worn so much worse)?

This week, Melania wore a long, yellow chiffon gown by J. Mendel and which drew a number of comparisons to another woman in love with a beast.

I mean, we can’t say we don’t see it. But we’re not exactly holding our breath for a Disney-style ending.

@realDonaldTrump & @FLOTUS vs Beauty & the Beast. Works for me. At least the latter doesn’t look to be kidnapped. pic.twitter.com/I5D2wAaKU8 — #socialjusticenerd (@BreRVA) July 12, 2018

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Another favourite: A good ol’ classic Who Wore It Better?

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This isn’t the first time Melania’s dress was compared to a certain type of curtain:

This is my grandma’s shower curtain. It was stolen last week from her home in Palm Beach, Florida (near Donald and Melania Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate). Please call if you can help us solve this heinous crime. pic.twitter.com/TLj9qMcDOT — Linda Childers (@lindachilders1) January 2, 2018

You can’t say she isn’t versatile. Belle, curtains… we’re spoilt for choice. What will Melania wear next to distract us from the issues at hand?

For now, we’ll leave you with this: