HAVE you herd about the bovine that interrupted a game of cricket in England?

Rumour has it he was looking for cow corner.

We swear, it’s no bull — a village cricket match between Mossley Cricket Club and Kerridge in Cheshire was interrupted when a loose cow took to the field.

It was all fun and games until the cow decided to charge the man at mid-on, who having spent the day chasing leather suddenly found himself being chased by leather.

It was hoped that would be the end of it, but the cow had udder ideas, turning it’s attention to the umpire.

Luckily, the official was in fine form, avoiding a nasty injury with a simple swivel of the hips. With moves like that, he might just pick up a Matador Cup contract.

That proved to be the end of the rather bizarre event, with the cow finally departing the field. Rumour has it the hasty exit was made after the umpire rebuked the barnyard animal.

“It’s pasture bedtime, cow, go home.”

We’ve pretty much milked this one dry.

Watch the pitch invader in the video at the top of the page.