First gift came in a medium sized box from "Martial Arts Land" which made me wonder if I wasn't about to get some nice attire in the fashion of Karate Kyle. No, better. Much, much better, and I know that's hard to believe but trust me on this, OK?

Second gift came from a place calling itself "New York Fashion Police" and was pretty obviously a shirt. But calling what was contained therein a shirt is a little bit like calling the Titanic a boat, or referring to a Delta IV Heavy as a lifting device.

Put them together and pretty much I can be anywhere in the world and somebody's going to say "Reddit was here." Thank you so much - I love this crazy stuff!