Books You Want Your Child to Buy At the Book Fair and the Books They Are Absolutely Bringing Home Instead

BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Learn the Spanish Alphabet

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: How to Burp the Alphabet

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Amelia Earhart, Born to Fly

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: Amelia Earfart, Born to Fart

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Who Was Susan B. Anthony?

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: Who Was Your Mom? 1001 Jokes

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Babymouse

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: Start Your Own Mouse Farm For Fun and Profit!

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Charlotte’s Web

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: Become a Web Celebrity! Your Guide to Instant Fame and Fortune Online

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Amazing Art Projects to Do At Home

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: Amazing Fart Projects to Do At Home

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Smile

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: Girls Should Always Smile

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Ramona Quimby, Age 8

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: 8 Ways to Make Slime With Items You Can Reach In Your Pantry

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: From the Renaissance to the Runway: Fashion Through the Ages

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: Dresses Are For Girls, Pants Are For Boys, Or Some Other Nonsense You Can’t Believe They’re Still Publishing

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: Harry Potter: All the Spoilers Your Old-Ass Parents Wanted to Avoid While Enjoying This One Small Cherished Childhood Series With You Chapter By Chapter the Way They Dreamed About Since the Day You Were Born

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BOOK YOU WANT THEM TO BUY: Art!

BOOK THEY WILL BUY: Farts!