Well, someone has arrived to snatch away James Franco's Instagram crown.

And who better than Peter Griffin, star of "Family Guy"? They're both shirtless, but only one is hilarious.

"Your life stinks," Griffin posted, with the above photo of his ample stomach and toes in the foreground of a beach scene. His handle: peterpumpkineater69. His imaginative hashtags: #bikinibridge #morningtequila #throwupburps. Not bad for the animated character's first Instagram photo.

The ever-suave farter and father, voiced by series creator Seth MacFarlane, is a staple on Fox's Sunday night lineup. The Instagram flicks are pretty consistent with the stuff of his daily life, though so far seriously lacking in Drunken Clam photos.

Some of Griffin's early offerings include a stubbed, shattered, bloodied toenail ("Stubbed toes suck. #barefootatwork #officekarate") posted today, a photo of his wife Lois sleeping ("Happy anniversary to my wonderful wife! #uglysleeper #latergram") and a photo of a father and son looking at some museum fossils ("Just saw these two kiss on the lips. #weirddad")

He's even managed a snapshot of Ernie the Giant Chicken, his nemesis on the show (Look at this idiot. #loser).

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