Jan 1 2015

World News

Ayutian Renaming

The Kingdom of Ayutia has officially renamed both it’s capital and capital province. The capital province, formerly Ayutia Province has now been renamed to Eisenburg Province. Eisenburg, meaning Iron Castle, is a tribute to the land the province stands on, which was formerly meant to be an Ironscale castle. It’s capital has been renamed from New Ayutia, to Ayutia.

“Originally, it was going to be called New Ayutia because of our lore. However, that lore was scrapped and replaced with new lore, so we renamed the capital, as to my knowledge there has never been an ‘Old Ayutia’ before us”, says AquaTheAdmiral, the Ayutian Prince of Foreign Affairs.

Celebrations for the New Year at Tiny’s Resort

Tiny’s Resort, the grand, glorious gateway to the southern diamond continent today hosted a New Year’s party. There was, according to eyewitness accounts, a lot of booze and the crowding around one stripper pole by many individuals at once.

“I’m scarred”, an eyewitness requesting anonymity told our reporters, “when they got the booze out and people started jumping like ‘monkeys on crack’, that was bad enough. But then TinyEmperor decided to throw Fortune III picks into the crowd, the monkeys on crack became monkeys on acid”.

Several ruffians indecently assaulting a pole. Image provided by TinyEmperor

OFR-Niflheim Defensive Pact

Niflheim has officially announced a defensive alliance with the Omerican Federal Republic. Mr_Donutman52 of Niflheim officially stated:

The OFR and Niflheim are initiating a defensive pact. If you mess with the OFR, we will float our little boats down to your doorstep and gladly introduce ourselves… (:

Furthering his point, HiImPosey of Niflheim also stated in the case of war,

“HiImPosey is the last thing you will hear!”

Change of Government

Following the grief of different areas by CychoticCy of Tethys, Daedalus has officially expelled him from the mercantile nation. Additionally, the Tethys Republic is now the Kingdom of Tethys.

A Message from the Editor

Happy New Year everyone, in whichever corner of the world you may reside in. The Circadian is back! I plan on updating this daily, depending on the amount of news there is. Hope you are enjoying your holidays, and let’s have a good year, CivEx!

~ Aqua, Head Writer and Chief Editor