My gifts came in two boxes from Amazon. One was waiting for me after I came home from holiday family visits. I'm impatient, so I opened it before getting the other half & was greeted with two packages.

The note on the first one said "now you can make your favorite type of food!". It was a mexican slow cooker book! I love mexican food and I love slow cooking, so clearly santa was psychic. (Well, maybe not so much on the mexican food part, given my username...)

The other one's note simply said "I feel weird leaving a note for this one, but I hope you like it." The reason for the vagueness quickly became obvious - it was a mini wand vibrator. Guess that's what I get for mentioning that I'm a woman. :P It's rechargable, compact, and made of bodysafe material, so they did their homework. No complaints about it.

The final gift was delivered shortly after I opened the first two. Inside was a Flareon plushie! Clearly Santa stalked me enough to see my posts on r/Pokemon.