The dogs at Camden Yards were given Statcast ratings and they were all very good boys and girls

The Orioles were hosting the Red Sox on Wednesday night, and although there were probably Statcast numbers calculated in some MLB think lair about J.D. Martinez's dinger or Jackie Bradley's route efficiency, the most important data-crunching came on behalf of the spectators in the stands. More specifically, the dogs. All of the very, very good doggies:



Wags per minute, good boy probability, bark probability ... all high scores. Good work, dogs. Keep it up.