WAAAAAGH!!! SHOOT, SMASH, STOMP, CHOP!!! Trump says a lot of nonsense, but I'm all for a space force. If the universe is infinite it means somewhere, sometime there WILL be something equal to or worse than Orks and trust me when I say: we are NOT prepared. All it takes is for one Rok to crash into Earth and we're infested by 2m/7-ish ft tall (at least) hulking green gorillas whose sole purpose in life is murder and mayhem. Just saying.

Best bet would probably be to in

vest in some purple body paint and hide in a tree (purple is a stealthy colour to Orks for some reason, just trust me.) Let's just pray the God-Emperor is born before then. He protec, but he also attac.

Also, "only" one week left of sober inktober, yey.