There has been a metric ton of allegations about President Trump’s Russia connections. Voters, Congress, the media and US intelligence agencies want to know if Russia hacked our election. Were members of Trump’s inner circle in contact with Russian agents prior to the election? Is Trump a Russian puppet? And… how do you get a Russian prostitute’s urine stain out of your Make America Great Again hat? I’m asking for a friend.

President Trump has categorically denied allegations that he has anything to do with Russia.

Is it possible? Could this be the only thing Trump hasn’t lied about? No. Of course not.

30+ CONNECTIONS: In 2004, Donald Trump bought this Palm Beach, Florida mansion for 41 million dollars. In 2008, he sold it to Dmitry Rybolovlev… for 95 million dollars. Dmitry is a Russian billionaire who spent 11 months in a Russian prison for ordering the murder of a business partner.

In 2007, Trump licensed his name to a company to sell Trump brand vodka in Russia. That is the actual commercial that ran on Russian TV. All they sold was 8000 cases. The licensing deal was not renewed. And the lesson? Sure, Russians will try vodka flavored with pineapple. But, they draw the line at Vodka flavored with Cheetos and hair spray.

In 2013, Trump licensed his name again to The Silk Road Group, a Russian private investment company, to build two Trump Towers in Russia. They were never built.

Trump’s first brush with Russia was in 1998. During a visit to New York, President Mikail Gorbechav stopped his limo in front of Trump Tower. When he discovered the commotion, Trump came down to fawn over him…Later, Trump was told he was the victim of a prank – and that the guy was a Gorbachev look-a-like. True story. That happened.

In 2013, the FBI arrested Anatoly Golubchik, an alleged Russian Mobster. He was charged with running a multi-million dollar illegal gambling ring… The headquarters of which… were located inside New York City’s Trump tower. Which I’ve been told is actually owned by… President Trump.

The gambling ring was being run on the 51st floor. Which you might think isn’t a big deal, Trump tower has lots of floors. Except the 51st floor headquarters of the multi-million dollar FBI raided international gambling ring -- was just one floor below the 52nd floor, a residence owned by… Donald Trump.

In 2013, Donald Trump brought the Miss Universe pageant to Moscow… His partner was Aras Agalarov, a billionaire Russian real estate mogul – who owned the arena where the pageant took place.

At Miss Universe, Agalarov announced he and Trump forged a deal to build – you guessed it, a Trump Tower in Moscow. It didn’t happen. The deal is dead. No building.

Now, there’s Agalarav’s son, Emin. Emin is a wanna be international music star…

Who, surprise surprise, performed at Miss Universe. You’ve seen Justin Timberlake? Emin is known as NOT Russia’s Justin Timberlake.

Later in 2013, Emin released a video of his song, In Another Life in which Trump makes a cameo! Then, in Nov 2016, Trump sent Emin a happy 35th birthday message on YouTube.

You can see Trump’s birthday message to the son of the billionaire Russian by watching the new episode of Be Less Stupid below.

Jon Hotchkiss is a 14 time Emmy nominee, a former writer on Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, the former show-runner on the series, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, and the host of the new series, Be Less Stupid, available free on the streaming service, factbox.tv