PREVIOUSLY: Some time ago, Alan Moore traveled to Portland to discuss comics with his fellow comics creators. He is determined to discuss every issue of the Marvel Comics series Alias with Brian Michael Bendis…

Recently, after Alan left the coffee shop, a mysterious creature warned Brian not to trust Alan…

…but Brian concluded he must have imagined the whole thing…

Today: a Portland café – 9:30 a.m.

Alan Moore and Brian Michael Bendis were not involved in the creation of this not-for-profit parody comic strip review of Alias #5. The opinions expressed by the characters above were written by the author, and are not the opinions of Alan Moore and Brian Michael Bendis.