I heard another funny joke.



An ant and a spider cross each other’s paths.



‘what a horrible fate,’ thinks the ant, ‘born with two extra limbs and all that disgusting hair’

‘what a horrible fate,’ thinks the spider, ‘born with only six limbs, and so horribly bald’

‘what a delightful treat,’ thinks the starling who eats them both, ‘two delicious bugs.’

