One of the byproducts of the coronavirus crisis in America is that it has quickly showed us which politicians actually have what it takes to lead during an emergency and which ones should be barred from public office and from reproducing. Governors Andrew Cuomo, Gavin Newsom, and Gretchen Whitmer, for example, have been hailed for their responses to COVID-19, which have involved listening to experts, instituting strict measures to slow the spread of the disease, and urging caution in the face of immense pressure when it comes to loosening things up down the road. On the flip side you have people like Georgia governor Brian Kemp, who confessed to having no idea, as of April, how the virus is transmitted and announced earlier this week that starting Friday, he’ll be reopening his state’s bowling alleys, nail salons, gyms, and barbershops, among other apparently “essential” businesses.

While Kemp’s actions easily catapulted him to the top of the “worst elected officials” rankings, he is not without competition. Because just days after he decided that businesses where people stick their germ-y fingers in communal bowling balls and stuff their sweaty feet in shared shoes just had to be among the first to reopen, the mayor of Las Vegas apparently scoffed and said to herself, Let me show this preschooler how it’s done.

Appearing on CNN, Carolyn Goodman doubled down on her claim last week that the closure of nonessential businesses was “total insanity” and renewed her call to reopen the city’s casinos and hotels ASAP. Asked by Anderson Cooper what measures she would require such establishments to abide by in order to safely do so, Goodman seemed to take offense at the idea she should have to waste her time on such minor matters.

“You’re encouraging hundreds of thousands of people coming there, in casinos smoking, drinking, touching slot machines, breathing circulated air, and then returning home to states around America and countries around the world, doesn’t that sound like a virus petri dish?” Anderson wondered.

“No what it sounds like is you’re being an alarmist,” Goodman answered in a bizarrely sing-song-y voice that suggested she was about to bust out a cocktail shaker and offer Cooper a stiff one. “I’ve lived a long life, I grew up in the heart of Manhattan I know what it’s like to be with subways and on buses.”

“So you don’t believe there should be any social distancing,” Cooper asked.

“Of course I believe there should be,” Goodman said, seemingly shocked anyone had gotten the impression otherwise. How, then, Cooper wanted to know, did she plan to enforce such measures in a casino?

“That’s up to them to figure out,” Goodman replied, channeling Lucille Bluth. “I don’t own a casino.”

With a look that suggested he wanted to light his hair on fire, Anderson pressed: “If you can’t figure out how to do this safely, why as mayor of a city that you are responsible for people’s safety are you calling for something that you have no idea how it would be done safely?” To which Goodman again answered, effectively “That’s not my problem, what’s with this fucking guy?”

“I am not a private owner,” Goodman said. “That’s the competition in this country, the free enterprise and be able to make sure what what you offer the public meets the needs of the public…and so for a restaurant or a small boutique to be open they better figure that out, that’s their job, not the mayor’s job.”