BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST MINDSOUR COUNTRY HAS TO OFFER.

AS YOU HAVE ALL SEENON THE NEWS,

OUR COUNTRYIS FACING A MAJOR CRISIS.

AND WE NEED TO FIND OUTWHAT'S CAUSING IT.

WHY?WHY ARE RICH SUCCESSFUL MEN

SUDDENLY GOING OUT AND TRYINGTO HAVE SEX WITH LOTS OF WOMEN?

- TIGER WOODS WAS ONLYTHE MOST PREVALENT,

BUT OUR DATA SHOWSTHAT THE NUMBERS ARE GROWING.

DAVID LETTERMAN,AND BEFORE THAT, BILL CLINTON.

THERE'SA PATTERN HERE, PEOPLE.

- WHY WOULD A MAN WHO'S FAMOUSAND MAKES TONS OF MONEY

USE THAT TO TRY AND HAVE SEXWITH LOTS OF DIFFERENT WOMEN?

- AND THESE RICH CELEBRITIES

HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD WIVESAT HOME!

WHY WOULD THEY EVEN THINKOF SEX WITH OTHERS?

DAMN IT...

I WANT ANSWERS.

- WE BELIEVETHAT IT MAY BE AN OUTBREAK

OF SEX ADDICTION, SIR.

- SEX-A-WHOO-HOO?

- IT'S A NEW PHENOMENA WE DON'TCOMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YET.

BUT IT SEEMS TO MAKE PEOPLE...

DIFFERENT.

OF COURSE, WE ALL KNOWTHE NORMAL HEALTHY MALE

THINKS ONLYOF SEX OCCASIONALLY

AND HAS NO DESIRE FOR SEXWITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS.

[all agreeing]

- DEFINITELY TRUE.

- YES, WE ALL KNOW THAT.GO ON.

- BUT IN THE SEX ADDICT,

THEIR ENTIRE LIVESARE CONSUMED

WITH THOUGHTSOF WANTING MORE AND MORE.

THE MERE SIGHTOF AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN

CAN--CAN MAKE HIM THINKABOUT SEX WITH HER.

- BUT WHAT ABOUT LOVE?

HOW COULD TONS OF FAME AND MONEYMAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT LOVE?

- WHAT COULD BE CAUSING

THIS OUTBREAKOF SEXUAL ADDICTION?

- IT COULD BE CAUSED BYSOMETHING IN THE WATER SUPPLY,

UH, PERHAPS EVENBY GLOBAL WARMING.

- OR COOLING.- YES.

- IF SO, THEN THE DISEASE

COULD START TO AFFECTOUR CHILDREN.

- THAT DOES IT.

I WANT HEALTH SCREENINGSAT ALL OUR NATION'S SCHOOLS.

WE NEED TO FIND OUTIF ANY YOUNG PEOPLE

MIGHT BE CARRYINGTHIS DISEASE.