1. "Your pun game is really strong."

2. "'Pleased to Greek you' was not only a great opening line but in-keeping with our Moussaka dinner."

3. "The 'marriage has a nice ring to it' joke was also great. Not at all terrifying."

4. "Seriously, you have just proved every 'women aren't funny' advocate wrong."

5. "Your Instagram filter choice for this meal is on point. Amaro was the way to go."

6. "I'm so impressed you just ate that whole pizza by yourself. I salute you."

7. "And the way you're eating that spaghetti carbonara is doing bad things to me."

8. "Anyone who loves cat videos as much as you is clearly a top notch human being."

9. "Your tweets are just so pithy. You're a 140-character genius."

10. "You have the most fantastic vocabulary."

11. "You're just a really engaging person."

12. "And also really charming."

13. "And a little bit weird, but I like that."