HAS SEVERAL MATCHESPLANNED TODAY.

ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'SHOW WE'LL DO THIS, GUYS.

I'LL COME OUT TO THE RING FIRST,AND THEN, JIMMY, YOU COME IN

AND TELL MEYOU'RE GONNA KICK MY ASS.

THEN I'M GONNA SAYYOU SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND,

AND I'LL CHARGE YOUAND DO A HEAD-SLAP.

- SOUNDS GOOD.

- THEN, BUTTERS, YOU COME INAS THE REF ALL LIKE,

"NO, NO, THE FIGHTHASN'T STARTED YET."

AND THAT'S WHEN JIMMYSNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND

AND HITS ME OVER THE HEADWITH THE FOLDAWAY CHAIR.

- OKEYDOKE!

- SO IS THAT WHEN I T-TELL YOUTHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A WHORE?

- NO. LET'S SAVE THEGIRLFRIEND-IS-A-WHORE LINE

UNTIL AFTER STANHEAD-BUTTS BUTTERS

FOR TRYING TOSTOP THE FIGHT AGAIN.

- BOY, WRESTLING SURE IS FUN!

- ALL RIGHT,WE READY TO TRY THIS, GUYS?

- YEP.

- ALL RIGHT,LET'S START WRESTLING.

- I AM GONNA K-KICK YOUR ASS!

- YOU SLEPTWITH MY GIRLFRIEND, HAMMERCLAW!

- HEY! NO!

NO, THE FIGHTHASN'T STARTED YET.

NO! BAD!

- HEY, HE SLEPTWITH MY GIRLFRIEND, REFEREE!

IN MY COUNTRY, WE DON'T WAITFOR A BELL, MISTER--UGH!

UGH! UGH!

- YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A WHORE--

- WAIT FOR IT,WAIT FOR THE WHORE LINE.

- OH, RIGHT.SORRY.

- YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW,HAMMERCLAW!

- WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!- NOW, HOLD ON!

I AM STOPPING THE FIGHT!

UGH!

- WHAT'S GOING ON?

- APPARENTLY THAT CRIPPLED KID

SLEPT WITH THATRUSSIAN KID'S GIRLFRIEND!

- JEEZ.THEY'RE SO YOUNG!

- I'LL KILL YOU, TRICERATOPS!

YOU MADE FUNOF MY CRIPPLED MOTHER!

- THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR MOTHERBETRAYED MY MOTHER, JUGGERNAUT!

- YOU DON'T COME TO THIS COUNTRYAND MAKE FUN OF IT!

- AND JUST WHAT DO YOU CAREABOUT YOUR PITIFUL COUNTRY?

- I SERVED MY COUNTRY!

I FOUGHT FOR TWO YEARSIN VIETNAM!

- [spits]

THAT KID WAS IN NAM?MAN, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

- GOOD FOR YOUFOR SERVIN' YOUR COUNTRY!

- GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT!

THERE'S THIS LITTLE KIDFROM THE CONGO

WHO WAS RAISED BY PANTHERS!

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

- JUST ADMIT IT, CONGO!

ADMIT THAT YOU LIEDABOUT ME TO IRENE!

- I ADMIT NOTHING!MAYBE IRENE LIED TO YOU!

- THAT KID IN THE HAT IS HAVINGSEX WITH TWO DIFFERENT GIRLS?

- NAH, THAT LITTLE KID FROMTHE CONGO LIED ABOUT ONE OF THEM

TO TRY AND GETTHE KID IN THE HAT

IN TROUBLE WITH HIS WIFE.

- THEY'RE MARRIED?

- YOU WILL HAVE TO FORFEITTHE FIGHT, RAD RUSSIAN!

YOU CANNOT FIGHT UNTILYOUR TEST RESULTS COME B-BACK!

- I MIGHT HAVE TO WAITFOR MY HEPATITIS TEST,

BUT IN THE MEANTIME, I HAVEBROUGHT MY COMRADE FROM MEXICO

TO WRESTLE AGAINST YOU!

- THAT RUSSIAN KID'SGOT HEPATITIS?

- AND HERE HE COMES NOW!

THE COLD-BLOODED WRESTLERFROM MEXICO, EL POLLO LOCO!

[traditional Mexican music]

[cheers and applause]

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,EL POLLO LOCO?

- [muffled]