All 2012 Jokes

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thegauntlet.com

Submited: 2012-04-05 16:34 Due to a few members of Megadeth becoming born again Christians, they are morally unable to play several songs from this album. To solve this problem, the Gauntlet rewrote one of their classic songs with religion-friendly working.

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visiondirect.co.uk

Submited: 2012-04-04 05:13 Goggle+ is a social network just for swimming goggle wearers, launched by Vision Direc

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wedo-beds.co.uk

Submited: 2012-04-03 11:50 Fake product release: The MemoriZzer 3000, the mattress that records your dreams

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penguinpetes.com

Submited: 2012-04-03 01:00 webcomic changes style to parody four other comics instead (Garfield, XKCD, Family Circus, and Dilbert)

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newgrounds.com

Submited: 2012-04-03 00:36 Flash game based on the Hunger Games which is impossible to beat

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jbox.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 17:50 Transforming the J-List front page into K-List for a day, your source for Korean products.

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swic.neozaz.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 16:03 The podcast 'Star Wars In Character' does a 80 minute indepth discussion on a Star Wars character that never existed.

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facebook.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 15:46 Red Lobster claimed they were dropping their Cheddar Bay Biscuits in favor of plain white slices

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blog.hipmunk.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 13:25 Offered travel options such as 'stagecoach' or 'millennium falcon' with layovers at the 'Saloon' or 'hyperspace' that nonetheless took an entire day

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06880danwoog.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 13:05 Very Cool House Hunters

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mahtwocents.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 11:48 John Carter To Be Re-edited And Rereleased As R-Rated Film

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youtube.com/sethbling

Submited: 2012-04-02 11:35 Youtuber makes video showing fake Minecraft new features

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mintek.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 11:29 Mintek Saves the World

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thebusinessprotector.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 11:04 Malware gets WASHed Away with SOAP

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spankystokes.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 10:59 Fake announcement of Banksy designing a Dunny for Kidrobot.

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spankystokes.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 10:58 Fake release teaser for Super7's Star Wars action figure line.

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spankystokes.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 10:58 Fake announcement of Huck Gee declaring war on Trampt.

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spankystokes.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 10:57 Fake product release announcement for Andrew Bell's 'Mini Giant Zliks.'

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blackholefm.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 09:35 Name changed to Whitehole AM and genere switched to classical music!

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wanderson75.net

Submited: 2012-04-02 08:40 Sackboy Announced As Mortal Kombat Character

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youtube.com/rdhotcalipepr

Submited: 2012-04-02 08:13 Youtuber normally dances to dubstep changes things for April fools day

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steampowered.wiki.tf

Submited: 2012-04-02 07:11 Ricochet 2 to be released on Steam.

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youtube.com/TheZenUnited

Submited: 2012-04-02 07:00 Gamer conned into buying a ?250 sausage!

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blog.interflora.co.uk

Submited: 2012-04-02 05:28 Scientists create flowers with animal print petals!

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prezzybox.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 03:57 Perfect your hand-wave in time for this!

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prezzybox.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 03:57 Marilyn moments could be all yours!

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prezzybox.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 03:55 The UK's most favourite food and drink.....In one?!

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prezzybox.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 03:51 Not just any old sun-blocker! LEARN the easy way ;-)

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prezzybox.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 03:45 An astonishing social media lens!

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safeandsavvy.f-secure.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 02:45 Facebook Timeline is a hoax

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limpingchicken.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 01:58 Government report leak - what ministers really think of deaf & disabled.

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us4.campaign-archive1.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 01:28 Oregon Trail Travel Guide

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ptmoney.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 01:27 How to win the lottery

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theweathernetwork.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 01:23 Cold angers geese on campus. 'Canada Geese are legendary at the University of Waterloo in Ontario. They are everywhere: always around.'

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onlinedatingmagazine.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 00:40 Match.com has unveiled a new logo that takes 'match' more literally. They also unveiled a new slogan...

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onlinedatingmagazine.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 00:39 The woman who went viral for her eHarmony cat profile video has now been named spokesperson for eHarmony!

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mugglenet.com

Submited: 2012-04-02 00:37 Rita Skeeter poses nude for WitchBoy magazine

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redplanetalohastate.wordpress.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 23:44 Humanoid Ants discovered on Mars and they are flying toward Earth

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ocremix.org

Submited: 2012-04-01 23:33 OverClocked Remix became 'VocalClocked Remix.' Remixes were required to include vocals. Several joke remixes with parody vocals were released.

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droididol.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 23:30 Droid Idol reviews CarrierIQ, gives it a perfect score

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alunaticpope.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 22:53 Infamous Discordian claims to be Born Again Christian

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makingfiends.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 22:53 Foggington Dunkel the Third has made things MUCH nicer! Making friends, making friends, Vendetta's always making friends...

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na.cityofheroes.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 22:23 A 'vanity pet' that is an actual vanity table.

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darkspyro.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 22:14 everything is in reverse! (NOTE: this is now defunct.)

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clubajax.org

Submited: 2012-04-01 21:36 HCI Breakthrough: No More Keyboards!

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google.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 21:28 $1 Google Offer for unlimited good parking karma takes the stress and guesswork out of finding a good spot by providing the following service.

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northbynorthwestern.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 21:15 North by Northwestern is now Borscht by Borschtwestern!

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cucumber.gigidigi.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 21:05 The author claims that the 'cutesy Candyland aesthetic' of the comic has grown tired and will now feature bunny-eared gun-toting macho men.

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skullgirls.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 21:05 Announcement of a Neo-Geo Pocket Color port of Skullgirls

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sfeertheory.littlefoolery.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 21:02 The new comic page is up, but the dialogue has been replaced by excerpts from the Lorax by Dr Seuss.

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pokecharms.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 20:57 PokeCharms has become KyuremCharms!

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seriouseats.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 20:52 'Foodie' site shows 'better' uses of gross prepared food uses.

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woot.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 20:52 Woot copy-writers go on strike. Copy is now written in chinese and poorly translated.

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matrixfans.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 20:51 The Matrix Reboots in 2014 with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez and Jaden Smith

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goozernation.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 20:48 Call of Duty Gets Skylander-ed

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goozernation.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 20:47 Rockstar Games Announces 'El Pollo Loco: The Game'

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goozernation.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 20:46 Two Announcements from Nintendo: They are done with consoles and Mario is getting a makeover

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goozernation.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 20:44 SWTOR: Heroic Space Missions in Patch 1.2

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tumultco.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 20:32 Adobe gets acquired by Tumult

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smosh.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 19:49 Anthony Learned how to levitate all you need to do is but the book!

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iterm2.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 19:32 unix terminal with social features

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mathshot.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 19:27 Georgia Tech cutting math department by 50%, instead giving students math-solving app for free.

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shadecrest.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 19:06 Changed the site to look as though its made by a ten year old.

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anomalycon.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:51 Anomaly Con changes its name to End of the World Con.

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chronocompendium.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:34 No such game; Chrono series fans have been waiting for a new game for over 10 years

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youtube.com/Honda

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:31 Honda introduces a new car alarm: Terii

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thearttribune.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:28 Michelangelo, the real Mona Lisa's author.

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smosh.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:22 Smosh released a new book about how to levitate yourself.

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varms.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:15 Fake news story, fake podcast, fake articles

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mmamania.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:14 UFC 150 - MMA event to be held in North Korea

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store.steamppowered.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:12 Steam advertising the long-awaited game, Half Life 3

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unsupportedoperation.blogspot.co.nz

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:05 Discussion on important changes to the Java ecosystem

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lesswrong.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:02 There's no such thing as 'fictional bias'

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bmgf.bulbagarden.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 18:02 The Bulbagarden forums move away from Pokemon talk.

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pokemonpodcast.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:58 The rare Missingno has taken over the site.

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psypokes.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:55 The site's words change colors and the site is acting crazy.

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nohomers.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:50 Every user that logs in will see their name under thread title, so it says 'Should ban (whatever their username is)?'

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travel.usatoday.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:49 Frequent Flying-New Zealand Style

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funnyordie.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:48 Charlize Theron has renamed Funny or Die into Hacked for Die!

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google.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:47 Look under the time range, Weird time periods are listed

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lambdageneration.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:43 LambdaGeneration turns into a butcher's website

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giantitp.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:29 Forum changed to pony theme

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youtube.com/AngryJoeShow

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:28 Angry Joe - Guild Wars 2 Release Date Announcement

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youtube.com/TheLutheranSatire

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:26 Lutheran Satire creator to retire Lutheran satire and take up alligator wrestling

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fireplacemall.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:15 Get Free Downloadable Firewood

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triplingo.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:14 TripLingo pivots to StripLingo- learn a language with the help of strippers!

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cuteoverload.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 17:13 Cute Overload is now The Nuffington Post

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dartmoorchillifarm.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 16:51 Hoard of golden chillies found on Dartmoor

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route50.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 16:47 All user's screennames and avatars were replaced by Pok?mon

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youtube.com/AniNationReborn

Submited: 2012-04-01 16:38 Toonami returned to Adult Swim for a one night revival.

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youtube.com/StarMakerKaraoke

Submited: 2012-04-01 16:34 For our first April Fools joke, we wanted to honor one of the Internet's great cult songs -- and one of the most ridiculous to attempt to sing. Long live Nyan Cat!

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anglicanusenews.blogspot.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 16:24 Queen of England appoints Catholic as next Archbishop of Canterbury

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gagadaily.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 16:19 Clicking on the 'Click here to watch Gaga talk the...' link in the article is a rick roll

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criterion.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 16:17 Criterion Collection announces Kindergarten Cop in their long line of classic and important cinema.

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apparentetch.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 16:03 Education reference app made for cheating released - Geometry Stash ? Cheater Edition

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svencoop.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:55 Unlockable weapons and maps are available as purchasable downloadable content for Sven Co-op (a cooperative mod for Half-Life). All players who previously donated prior to DLC release will need to repurchase the DLC via Steam Store.

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goozernation.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:47 Virtual Boy Titles Coming to Nintendo 3DS eShop

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bigbadbabynames.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:42 Entire forum now in Piratese

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nyan.cat

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:41 Nyan cat sing a new tune

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blog.yieldbot.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:25 Pascal for Big Data

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18pounds.wordpress.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:24 In Germany, you now have to get an advance permit to play basketball on public courts

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blog.brooksengland.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:22 English bike company changes name to appease France.

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bytne.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:21 Yeungling opens a brewery in Worcester, Ma to serve long standing customers in Mass who have to illegally import the beer.

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magic-flight.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:18 A New Galactic Standard Vaporizer

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windowsteamblog.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:11 An even faster version of SkyDrive!

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siroccotimes.wordpress.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:09 Socialist party starts in a capitalist micronation

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tor.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 15:03 Evidence of collaboration between Robert E. Howard and Jane Austen

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everyboty.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:59 The site has a trail of all the current bot icons for a cursor

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tigerdirect.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:58 Home Nuclear Reactor

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microwiki.org.uk

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:58 MicroWiki turns into BoratWiki for a day.

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samepicofdavecoulier.tumblr.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:58 Same Pic of Dave Coulier Changes its Format Slightly

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ultimate-guitar.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:57 Metallica Splitting Up

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blog.recsolar.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:53 REC Solar waits 15 years to launch company blog, then shuts it down after Analytics shows not enough readers are using PCs powered by solar energy

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magnaefamae.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:50 Costa Concordia has Mafia Intervention

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magnaefamae.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:49 New Details released on Windows 8

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handcraft.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:45 Redirects to a special 'German version'

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nightwish.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:43 You must delete Nightwish's album tracks. With a sharpie.

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redwallabbey.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:43 All boards on forum renamed after evil places, all staff profiles altered to villains

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realclimate.org

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:35 After fixing a sign error in climate models, climate scientists admit that the sun causes global warming

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youtube.com/benlanders1

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:31 Eliminate those annoying leads and sales with LeadStopper by Blue Corona

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blog.pagerduty.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:27 PagerDuty is moving to ad supported

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googletv.blogspot.de

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:24 Google introduces Google TV Click!

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youtube.com/GradLife

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:22 Fake adds. If you hit skip you get a new one

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winnipegsun.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:22 Cash-strapped rights museum to be converted to water park

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wildrose.ca

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:21 Wildrose to Pursue Merger with Saskatchewan to Form New Province

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howtogomo.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:18 Google makes your website available form rotary phones

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architweb.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:11 Whole 404 page moves dramatically

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youtube.com/gothlyfeshow

Submited: 2012-04-01 14:06 Goth Lyfe reveals that the idea for the show was actually stolen from a Manga comic.

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weirdal.wikia.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:59 The Wierd Al Wiki focuses on Normal Al stuff.

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logos.wikia.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:57 Logopedia announces that every logo in America will be changed in a standard way.





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samuraicast.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:56 Saban Announces Mighty Morphin Pirate Rangers

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muppet.wikia.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:56 Fozzie Bear and other Muppets have modified the Muppet Wiki to make it funnier.

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pccnaturalmarkets.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:52 PCC Natural Markets changes their entire website for the day, and does a good job of poking fun at themselves.

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dogasu.bulbagarden.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:47 Dogasu's Backpack has been taken back into 1997!

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seattlelocalfood.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:45 Seattle Local Food writes about how 2012 Farm Bill is replaced with Pharm Bill

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youtube.com/SingingmuteStuff

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:44 Episode 7 of a animated show cut off into the first 10 minutes of 'Plan 9 from outer space'

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taskrabbit.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:37 TaskRAbbit Pivots to deliver only puppies

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brainlesstales.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:36 Site is styled like an old National Geographic magazine.

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starwars-union.de

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:36 [German] The site has been taken back to 2001.

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leakycon.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:36 Convention on the moon

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511tactical.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:34 Kilt for sale

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blog.enyojs.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:17 Enyo Graffiti input control

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blog.earbits.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:15 New Earbits (w11) Algorithm Creates Playlists Based on Pandora Stock Trends

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grooveshark.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 13:12 When playing a song, you get annoying pop ups on the bottom right of the screen

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cityofheroes.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:56 New items on the Paragon Market - including real life babysitting while you play your MMO!

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maddox.xmission.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:50 Maddox asks for forgiveness.

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youtube.com/DotaCinema

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:49 Dota 2 Sobek the Black Caiman

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foodstufffinds.co.uk

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:40 Top UK Snack Food Website reviews pet food as a serious item

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blog.roku.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:39 Roku Shake Remote

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yifan.lu

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:32 EA acquires the site and closes it in 15 minutes

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i-mockery.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:31 A game that was supposedly years in the making turns out to be an extremely primitive and poorly constructed point-n-click adventure starring a dinosaur at the beach.

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ponibooru.413chan.net

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:30 Pinkie Pike pops up in random pages and blocks part of the screen.

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emmentaler.ch

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:26 Better Swiss cheese thanks to gecko technology (video)

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coloradopols.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:25 Main COlorado political blog pretends to purchase all conservative political blogs in the state

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pokecommunity.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:21 'PokeBook' Facebook-like theme, 'all new staff and 'dictator' admin, hidden staff forum 'acidentally' placed in public area + total mayham for users.

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facebook.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:19 Buffalo Wild Wings claims it's no longer serving beer

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us.blizzard.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:16 Say goodbye to your dusty old Battle.net Authenticator and hello to its new incarnation: the Zergotchi

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facebook.com/CartoonNetwork

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:14 Banana Joe takes over the network's Facebook pages, and the logo is upside-down.

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facebook.com/RegularShow

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:12 On the official page for CN's Regular Show, Banana Joe (a character from CN's Gumball) can be seen on the show's timeline banner

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ebay.co.uk

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:10 Swiss Vans list a fake VW Transporter Cabriolet van on ebay

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montereybayaquarium.org

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:07 Monterey Bay Aquarium announces new open sea exhibit where visitors can watch both Plesiosaurus and sharks swimming together.

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youtube.com/dailydictation

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:05 ESL (English as a 2nd Language) students must dictate this sentence...

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pokememes.memebase.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:05 Shows Digimon memes instead of Pokemon

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ticketnetwork.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:02 BREAKING NEWS: *NSync to tour again!

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youtube.com/START

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:02 IGN's Mass Effect Cartoon - Debut Trailer

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pashionsense.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 12:02 Bonobos.com and RentTheRunway.com are offering a 'fashion-oriented' dating service, and then giving you a 15% discount for taking the matching quiz

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perfecthealthdiet.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 11:59 Theory of the Stork: New Evidence

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swamedia.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 11:52 Southwest Airlines Now Serving TOFUnuts Onboard

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inmensia.nl

Submited: 2012-04-01 11:50 Link to the admin panel, instead there is a rick roll.

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youtube.com/HawkandGamble

Submited: 2012-04-01 11:48 Kinect Version of Assassins Creed

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senorgif.memebase.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 11:45 Just like Memebase, this is also on acid. (including the GIFs)

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videogamemm.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 11:44 Forums redirect to browser game

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jonpatch.wordpress.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 11:42 Parody of Microsoft marketing - Microsoft announces ?Next generation flight experience?

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graphjam.memebase.com

Submited: 2012-04-01 11:42 GraphJam is renaming its site to Graph Jams and will feature songs about graphing and math.