Does Donald Trump merely dislike you? Or does he loathe you? Thanks to a new online tool, it’s possible to find out just how much the billionaire real estate mogul and Republican presidential front-runner really hates you. Britain’s first new stand-alone, national newspaper in 30 years, The New Day, launched its Trump test Friday. It’s short, but not so sweet.

Respondents are asked such questions as, “Are you on the Internet?” Answer yes, and you’ll see a clip of Trump saying, "We have to talk to Bill Gates about, maybe in certain areas, closing that internet up in some ways." Do you own a gun, is the next question. Answering no, gets the response: "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody. And I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" You can take the test here. Go ahead. You know you want to.

As for The New Day, the Guardian called it “mostly light-hearted and relentlessly upbeat,” and opined readers won’t be “stretched by the content.” And the Financial Times sniped: “It sometimes feels like dot-to-dot reading, with numbered articles on double-page spreads.” The New Day doesn’t have a webpage, preferring to use Facebook instead.