Funny Team Names

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite movies. Great characters, immensely quotable, and one of those films that I just never get tired of watching. I’ve used Anchorman references in my fantasy football team names many times over the last decade. And with the long-awaited sequel (Anchorman: The Legend Continues) due for release in December, I thought it would be appropriate to share some of my favorite Anchorman-inspired team names with our loyal readers at Gridiron Experts. Enjoy and as always… Stay Classy!

Names Inspired by Ron Burgundy: Jazz Flute Escapades

Rich Mahogany Marauders

Two Tickets to the Gun Show

Sweet Lincoln’s Mullet

Great Odin’s Ravens

Sweet Eli Whitney’s Nose

By the Beard of Zeus

Foggy London Town Burritos

Jogging with a Soft J

Jack Johnson & Tom O’Leary

Smells Like BigFoot’s Dick Names Inspired by the Rest of the Ch. 4 News Team: The Sex Panthers

The Octagon

James Westfall & Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Pants Party Invitations

Fiberglass Cotton Candy

Brick’s Cornish Game Hens

Brick’s Celebrity Golf Tournament

Brick’s Big Red Candle

Brick’s Fighting Tridents

Champ’s Sea World Adventure [the_ad id=”77275″][the_ad id=”63198″]

Suggested Division Names:

The Burgundy Division

The Fontana Division

The Tamland Division

The Champ Kind Division

The Corningstone Division

Channel 4 News

Channel 9 Evening News

Channel 2 News

Spanish Language News

Public News

Miscellaneous Team Names:

KVWN Ch. 4 News Team

KQHS Ch. 9 Evening News Team

Arturo Mendez & the Spanish Language News Team

Smelly Pirate Hookers of Wh*re Island

San Diego Whale Vaginas

The Miniature Buddhas

The Punting Baxters

Immediately Regrettable Decisions

Afternoon Delight

Pleasure Town Unicorns

No Commercials, No Mercy

T!ts McGee’s Vacation

Frank Vitchard’s Lost Limbs

The Wes Mantooth Polka

Dorothy Mantooth’s Revenge

Suggest an Anchorman Fantasy Team Name to our comment section!