DickTERFin Fri 16-Feb-18 00:04:34

Who’s going to be staring at your arsehole anyway?



If you’ve got kids then surely whomever would be interested has already seen it in its unpornified glory and have managed to carry on with doingses, so I wouldn’t bother personally.



If you are desperate to do it then I would look for a professional arse pinker upper. That is not an area you want to risk getting a chemical burn on.