Timothy Burr (born ???) is an American former fake baseball pitcher who played the majority of his career for the Minnesota Twins of Major League Redditball. Considered a star of his era, he is still regarded as one of the best pitchers in MLR and fake baseball history. He is known for having hung up his cap following The Schism, which saw his longtime team dissolve from the league midseason.

As a tally of his legacy, Burr is responsible for 60% of the Twins' total franchise wins.

Minnesota Twins

2017 season

Burr came into the 2017 season as a late rookie, joining the league as a relative unknown, enigmatic reddit-only pitcher. He started his first game against the 2-2 Arizona Diamondbacks, into which the Twins crawled with a 0-4 record. Burr, in his first ever start, pitched 3.1 scoreless innings, allowing only 1 hit and striking out 5. He would receive the win, the first win in his team's franchise history, a game in which only 1 run would be scored by his offense.

Burr's next game was against the Houston Astros, in which he pitched 5.1 innings and gave up only 1 run. He had another great game against the Atlanta Braves, tossing 2 innings of scoreless relief for Hudson Quin. Despite only three appearances and 10-odd innings from Burr, he would finish third in American League Pitcher of the Year award voting for the 2017 season. His only run allowed would be off a home run.

2017-18 season

Burr was named the Opening Day starter for the Minnesota Twins. He pitched 4 innings and allowed 1 run in a 5-4 victory over the Texas Rangers. His second appearance was in relief for Johnny Dickshot, a hitless one-inning appearance. Burr continued his streak of games without allowing more than 1 run, pitching 3.1 innings with 1 run on 5 hits against the Boston Red Sox in Session Three. Another relief appearance against the Oakland Athletics would see him strike out 2 in 1 inning pitched, again with no runs allowed.

Burr's first career loss came against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, considered one of the most elite teams of the early season. He gave up 2 runs in a 2-0 loss, pitching 4.0 innings and striking out 2. He bounced back with a clean relief appearance against the Detroit Tigers, and in Session 7 pitched his first ever complete game, a 3-0 1-hit shutout of the Seattle Mariners. He walked 3 and struck out 2.

Burr would give up 5 runs in his first 32 innings, a feat unheard of in the league's early history. He received the start for the American League in the 2017-18 All-Star Game, but gave up 1 run in the second inning. Nevertheless, the American League would win the game 4-3.

Tim Burr's final career start was against the Baltimore Orioles. He pitched his part of a 2-0 shutout, with 4 innings of 1-hit ball. After the Schism and its fallout, Tim Burr retired quietly as a free agent, citing a longing to spend time with his family.