I told my Santa I've been trying to get my shit together, and watch Archer at night to forget adulting is hard.

This is the most perfect gift I have ever received.

Seriously, I secretly wanted this exact Archer book for Christmas last year, and not one of my friends or family thought to give it to me.

Adulting is basically the book I would love to be able to write someday, when I've figured it all out. I didn't even know this existed and I guarantee I'm going to read it ten times.

Plus amazing turnaround time? Plus thoughtful cards with on point Archer references?

I am in shock.

Thank you, Santa!!! You kick ass at this!!!