Prepare yourself. You are about to watch a trailer for upcoming Japanese WiiWare game Muscle March that will include the following:

Constellations in the shape of muscles

Rainbows

Sheep

More penises than you can count

An old man making masturbatory motions

Men in Speedos running really fast

Men in Speedos running really fast and breaking through walls

A polar bear in a diaper

Check it out after the jump.

It’s easily the best thing you will ever see.

It goes without saying that I would sell my first born to have this come to America. You need a baby, Namco?