Ok I know how this looks, but be cool alright- the lady who lives here’s got potions like you wouldn’t believe. The fact that I’m bringing you here means I trust you enough not to screw this up for me, this old crone is my only hookup and I’ll flip if you act like a total dork and she cuts me off- there’s this one potion she’s got that turns you into a crow and I’ve been getting up to all kinds of real freaky crow shit like you wouldn’t believe, like nasty stuff that only crows can do and I’m not ready to stop doing yet. Now grab one of these jugs, I want you to make a good impression and she’s totally obsessed with kid blood.

James made the excellent painting at the bottom to accompany this map, check out his Instagram, and after that go give him money on Patreon! Download the full resolution image of this map at my Patreon, as well as alternate gridless, night, and outlines-only versions!

