I hate heels…I hate heels with the fire of a thousand hells.

Everytime I wear heels this happens

First 5 minutes: Ok…it’s cool … you’re cool … oh my god you look freakin amazing!

First 10 minutes: Who said heels are hard to walk in? I got this. I goooot this.

First 30 minutes: Wait..what’s that prick of pain at my toe? It can’t be…

First 45 minutes: Please Lord, please let there be a chair somewhere near.

First 50 minutes: Whyyyy did I do this to myself! The paaain! It buuuurns!

First 1 hour: Screw this I’m going bare foot.