In an article that reads an awful lot like an Onion parody, Politico reports that Senator Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) "is well known for pulling a flip phone out of his pocket and pretending to hold a conversation."



"I try to teach my colleagues this excellent technique," he said as he quickly tried to hop into an elevator. "I say, 'You want to avoid these pesky reporters, talk on your cellphone.'"

When he can't grab his phone, Schumer will often turn to the closest senator – Democrat or Republican – and start a conversation. It's considered a violation of protocol to interrupt two members while they're talking.

"There is a time and place for everything," said Schumer, who is known to warn freshmen about talking to reporters, sometimes specific ones, in the hallways.