Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton was harassed by the TSA yesterday, after taking a flight from LAX. He tweeted about his misery yesterday, saying, “I got groped so aggressively by TSA at LAX just now, I never want to fly again. Not even my doctor touches my junk that much. Fuck you, TSA.”

Afterward, he said, “I’m so angry right now, I could punch someone. I don’t feel safer. I feel violated and humiliated. Fuck you, TSA.”

He added, “Dear travelers: today, you are safe from my deadly, dangerous, sinister balls. You’re welcome.”

Ugh, these people. Stop touching our junk!

Update by Stephen VanDyke. @wilw has a further announcement: “Let me stop this rumor before it gets out of control: I’m not suing the TSA. I’m going to talk to a lawyer about my experience. That is all.”

The rubber glove has been slapped across Wil’s junk, will he be a champion for the fourth amendment or will he take his tender testicles and stay out of the anti-TSA fight? I’m sure he’ll keep you posted.