The Trump Organization has claimed that while Donald Trump is president, for however long that may be, it will not engage in any new foreign deals. Assuming the company is actually sticking to that claim—and it’s possible that it’s not!—the president is presumably seething with impotent rage about not being able to get in on all the sweet, sweet business opportunities his buddies are exploiting in Africa.

Following his maniacal speech on Tuesday at the United Nations, in which he vowed to wipe North Korea off the map if necessary, Trump told African leaders gathered for a lunch at the U.N. that he stands in awe of all the continent’s “tremendous business potential.” Naturally, his praise quickly took on a vaguely colonialist tone.

“I have so many friends going to your countries to get rich,” he actually said to them, adding that “six of the world‘s 10 fastest growing economies are in Africa.” Perhaps getting himself a little too worked up about all the ways in which Africa poses an opportunity for his close personal friends to further enrich themselves, the president referred to a country called “Nambia,” which has the unique distinction of not existing.

In fairness to Trump, we should probably award him partial credit for refraining from telling the group “I love Africa. Great colonialism. Excellent mineral extraction opportunities,” which we can only assume was how the first draft of his speech began.

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