The FBI investigation of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has entered a new phase. Direct evidence of a cover up has been discovered in her emails. One member of Clinton’s inner circle, her former hair dresser Patricia Smith, has been granted immunity to testify before the grand jury, where it has been reported by confidential sources, that she will corroborate email evidence that Hillary Clinton’s true hair color is grey, and that, under direct orders from Secretary Clinton, she had been coloring it for years.

It is April 1st somewhere.

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