Springfield Shopper

SIMPSON SAYS SAFE!

7G03 - Homer's Odyseey

Springfield Shopper

DOZENS CHEER HOMER SIMPSON

7G03 - Homer's Odyseey

Springfield Shopper

HOMER SIMPSON STRIKES AGAIN!

7G03 - Homer's Odyseey

Springfield Shopper

WATCH OUT, HERE COMES HOMER

7G03 - Homer's Odyseey

Springfield Shopper

ENOUGH ALREADY HOMER SIMPSON!

7G03 - Homer's Odyseey

National Informer

BIGFOOT STILL AT LARGE

7G09 - The Call of the Simpsons

National Informer

I MARRIED BIGFOOT

7G09 - The Call of the Simpsons

National Informer

BIGFOOT'S WIFE PLEADS: "CALL HIM HOMER!"

7G09 - The Call of the Simpsons

National Informer

BIG FOOT DIET: "Pork Chops Aplenty"

7G09 - The Call of the Simpsons

Springfield Shopper

Mutation Caught At Ol' Fishin' Hole

Is Power Plant Responsible?

Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary Worms

Sister Was Just There For The Tranquility

7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish Is Power Plant Responsible?Boy Was Using Five Pound Test And Ordinary WormsSister Was Just There For The Tranquility

Springfield Shopper

FISIN' HOLE OR FISSION HOLE?

Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap

Count The Eyes, Mr. Burns!

7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish FlapCount The Eyes, Mr. Burns!

Springfield Shopper

GOVERNOR CALLS FOR POWER PLANT INVESTIGATION

7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish

Springfield Shopper

BURNS ENTERS GUBERNATORIAL RACE

3 Eyed Fish In Every Pot?

7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish 3 Eyed Fish In Every Pot?

Springfield Shopper

Burns Skyrockets To Seven Percent In Latest Polls

7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish

Springfield Shopper

BURNS BANDWAGON ROLLS ON

Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent

7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish Latest Poll Puts Him at 22 Percent

Springfield Shopper

BURNS NUKES BAILEY IN LATEST POLL

Forty-Two Percent And Climbing

7F01 - Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish Forty-Two Percent And Climbing

Springfield Power Plant Employee Newsletter

WORK ACCIDENTS REACH RECORD LOW

OUTPUT UP 15 PERCENT

MANAGEMENT CAVES IN TO CONDIMENT OUTCRY

7F02 - Simpson and Delilah OUTPUT UP 15 PERCENTMANAGEMENT CAVES IN TO CONDIMENT OUTCRY

Springfield Shopper

ART TREASURE TO VISIT SPRINGFIELD

MICHELANGELO'S DAVID IN 1958

7F09 - Itchy and Scratchy and Marge MICHELANGELO'S DAVID IN 1958

Springfield Shopper

BURNS FIRES UNGRATEFUL EMPLOYEE

7F10 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car

Springfield Shopper

ANOTHER SMART MOVE BY BURNS

7F10 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car

Springfield Shopper

HOORAY FOR BURNS!

7F10 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car

Daily Fourth Gradian

BART TO MARTIN: "EAT MY SHORTS"

Simpson Wins Debate!

7F19 - Lisa's Subsitute Simpson Wins Debate!

Daily Fourth Gradian

EXTRA! PRINCE BEATS SIMPSON

7F19 - Lisa's Subsitute

Springfield Shopper

PRESIDENT DECLARES WORLD PEACE

7F23 - When Flanders Failed

Springfield Shopper

PRESIDENT SIMPSON DECLARES WORLD PEACE

7F23 - When Flanders Failed

Springfield Shopper

PRESIDENT SIMPSON WINS SUPER BOWL

7F23 - When Flanders Failed

Springfield Shopper

MICHAEL JACKSON HOAX

EVERYONE MAD AT LOCAL BOY

7F24 - Stark Raving Dad EVERYONE MAD AT LOCAL BOY

Springfield Shopper

"NEVER TO BUSY..."

8F01 - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

Washington Beacon

EXTRA! Congress Cleans House

8F01 - Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

Springfield Shopper

PRINCIPAL STILL MISSING

Police Search For Body

8F03 - Bart the Murderer Police Search For Body

Springfield Shopper

PSYCHIC JOINS SKINNER HUNT

8F03 - Bart the Murderer

Springfield Shopper

PRINCIPAL MURDER TRIAL BEGINS TODAY

8F03 - Bart the Murderer

Springfield Shopper

SENTENCING TODAY FOR DINKY DON

8F03 - Bart the Murderer

USofA TODAY

America's Favorite Pencil #2 is #1

8F04 - Homer Defined

Springfield Shopper

WIZARD OF WALNUT STREET

8F08 - Flaming Moe's

Springfield Shopper

SQUIRREL RESEMBING ABRAHAM LINCOLN FOUND

8F11 - Radio Bart

Daily Forth Gradian

FOODFIGHT FOILED FISHSTICKS SEIZED

8F15 - Separate Vocations

Springfield Shopper

LOTTERY DRAWING TODAY

President, Rock Star to Swap Wives

8F17 - Dog of Death President, Rock Star to Swap Wives

Daily Forth Gradian

PLAY ENJOYED BY ALL

8F18 - A Streetcar Named Marge

Springfield Variety

HIX IN STIX LOVE CHIX LIX

8F19 - Colonel Homer

LOCAL MAN, HOMER SIMPSON, RECEIVES AWARD AND $2,000 CHECK

8F23 - Brother, Can you Spare me Two Dimes?

MOON LAUNCH TODAY

9F01 - Homer the Heretic

Springfield Shopper

LISA KICKS BUTT

9F02 - Lisa the Beauty Queen

Springfield Shopper

QUEEN TO MAYOR: YOU'RE NEXT

NERDS PUMMELLED IN FOOTBALL MELEE

9F02 - Lisa the Beauty Queen NERDS PUMMELLED IN FOOTBALL MELEE

Springfield Shopper

WOMAN WEDS APE

DICK CAVETT BORN

9F04 - Treehouse of Horror III DICK CAVETT BORN

Springfield Shopper

MONDALE TO HART: WHERE'S THE BEEF

9F08 - Lisa's First Word

Springfield Shopper

BURNS PAYS CITY 3 MIL!

9F10 - Marge vs. The Monorail

IDIOT RUINS GAME

SPRINGFIELD FORFEITS PENNANT

9F10 - Marge vs. The Monorail SPRINGFIELD FORFEITS PENNANT

-NEWS-

YOU NEED A HEART TO LIVE

9F13 - I Love Lisa

Springfield Shopper

WHO IS GABBO?

9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled

Springfield Shopper

FIVE DAYS 'TIL GABBO

9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled

Springfield Shopper

GABBO HERE TODAY

9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled

Springfield Variety

GABBO FABBO! KRUSTY RUSTY

9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled

Springfield Shopper

QUIMBY RE-ELECTED BY LANDSLIDE

Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbor

9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled Two More Bodies Surface in Springfield Harbor

Springfield Shopper

GABBO STILL #1 IN SPRINGFIELD

BROCKMAN FIRED

9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled BROCKMAN FIRED

Springfield Shopper

KRUSTY SPECIAL AIRS TODAY

Gabbo to Have "Real Boy" Operation

9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled Gabbo to Have "Real Boy" Operation

Springfield Shopper

BURNS' BIRTHDAY TODAY

CREDITS LONG LIFE TO SATAN

1F01 - Rosebud CREDITS LONG LIFE TO SATAN

Springfield Shopper

CAT BURGLAR STRIKES 15 HOMES

MAN MARRIES WOMAN IN WEDDING CEREMONY

1F09 - Homer the Vigilante MAN MARRIES WOMAN IN WEDDING CEREMONY

Springfield Shopper

BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN!

IS NOTHING SAFE?

1F09 - Homer the Vigilante IS NOTHING SAFE?

Springfield Shopper

ZIRCONIA ZTOLEN!!!

Simpson Asleep At Switch

1F09 - Homer the Vigilante Simpson Asleep At Switch

Springfield Shopper

LOCAL GAYS SHOW THEIR PRIDE

1F12 - Lisa vs. Malibu Stacey

Springfield Shopper

BIG FAT MAN HAS BIG FAT HEART

LITTLE THIN MAN ACCUSED IN ROBBERY

1F14 - Homer Loves Flanders LITTLE THIN MAN ACCUSED IN ROBBERY

Springfield Shopper

KBBL CHEATS STRAIGHT-A STUDENT!!!

1F15 - Bart Gets an Elephant

Springfield Shopper

QUIMBY NEPHEW CHARGED IN BEATING

CHOWDER SAID WRONG

1F19 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much CHOWDER SAID WRONG

Springfield Shopper

BOB PARDON: #1 LOCAL ISSUE

Edges Out "No Fat Chicks" Ordinance

2F02 - Sideshow Bob Roberts Edges Out "No Fat Chicks" Ordinance

Springfield Shopper

CALL FOR PROBE IN BOB FLAP

EDITORIAL: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?

2F02 - Sideshow Bob Roberts EDITORIAL: Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?

Springfield Shopper

TODDLERS TOPPLE MAYOR

Expressway Halt Rankles Elderly

2F02 - Sideshow Bob Roberts Expressway Halt Rankles Elderly

Springfield Shopper

PREZ SEZ: "SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS"

2F11 - Bart's Comet

Springfield Shopper

BOY DISCOVERS COMET

2F11 - Bart's Comet

Springfield Shopper

ROCKET TO KICK COMET'S TAIL

Mayor Visits City

2F11 - Bart's Comet Mayor Visits City

BART NAMED WORLD'S GREATEST SEX MACHINE

2F14 - Homer vs. Patty and Selma

Springfield Shopper

AWFUL SCHOOL IS AWFUL RICH

2F16 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

Springfield Shopper

BURNS PLANS SUNSHINE HALT

SPECIAL SECTION: Your Guide to Perpetual Darkness

2F16 - Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) SPECIAL SECTION: Your Guide to Perpetual Darkness

Springfield Shopper

WHO WILL BE FALLOUT BOY?

Who Will Be Fallout Boy?

2F17 - Radioactive Man Who Will Be Fallout Boy?

Springfield Shopper

MILHOUSE DISAPPEARS!

Movie On Hold

2F17 - Radioactive Man Movie On Hold

Variety

MILHOUSE MELTDOWN

Ankles Pic - Flick Sick

2F17 - Radioactive Man Ankles Pic - Flick Sick

Springfield Shopper

SPINNING NEWSPAPER INJURES PRINTER

2F17 - Radioactive Man

Springfield Shopper

INCONTINENT OLD MAN WINS MISS TEEN AMERICA

2F31 - A Star is Burns

Springfield Shopper

AMERICA LOVES TED KENNEDY

3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily

Springfield Shopper

40 TRAMPLED AT POCO CONCERT

3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily

The Flanders Press

PLAY TIME IS FUN

3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily

The Flanders Press

EXTRA! EXTRA! TODD SMELLS

3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily

The Flanders Press

SIMPSON KIDS MISS MOM & DAD

3F01 - Home Sweet Diddily Dum Doodily

Employee Newsletter

BURNS SURIVES BRUSH WITH SHUT-IN

3F05 - King Size Homer

Springfield Shopper

LOCAL MAN LOSES PANTS, LIFE

Beaver Rescue Falls Short

3F06 - Mother Simpson Beaver Rescue Falls Short

Springfield Shopper

PARADE TO DISTRACT JOYLESS CITIZENRY

3F13 - Lisa the Iconoclast

Springfield Shopper

TROY A LITTLE TENDERNESS

LOOK WHO'S DRUNK

3F15 - A Fish Called Selma LOOK WHO'S DRUNK

Springfield Shopper

TROY WEDS

3F15 - A Fish Called Selma

Springfield Variety

McCLURE ANKLES OBSCURITY

3F15 - A Fish Called Selma

SCRATCHY DEAD!

AT PEACE AFTER LONG ILLNESS

3F16 - The Day Violence Died AT PEACE AFTER LONG ILLNESS

Springfield Shopper

BUM SUES CARTOON KING

Got Legal Fee From Some Family

3F16 - The Day Violence Died Got Legal Fee From Some Family

Springfield Shopper

HELMS CALLS FOR DONUT TAX

3F18 - 22 Short Films About Springfield

Springfield Shopper

DEADBEAT DAD BEAT DEAD

3F18 - 22 Short Films About Springfield

Springfield Shopper

QUIMBY'S PROPOSITION 24 ON BALLOT

Quimby Propositions 24 At Ballet

3F20 - Much Apu About Nothing Quimby Propositions 24 At Ballet

Springfield Shopper

POLICE PREPARE FOR DEPORTATIONS

BEAR PATROL STEPS UP BOMBING CAMPAIGN

3F20 - Much Apu About Nothing BEAR PATROL STEPS UP BOMBING CAMPAIGN

Springfield Shopper

SUPERVILLAIN SEIZES EAST COAST

3F23 - You Only Move Twice

Kickin' Back

FIFTY WAYS TO WASTE YOUR WEEKEND

3F24 - El Viaje Mysterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)

Springfield Shopper

HUMAN BLIMP SEES FLYING SAUCER

3G01 - The Springfield Files

Springfield Shopper

CHAMP TO WHALE ON LOCAL MAN

4F03 - The Homer They Fall

Springfield Shopper

MANIAC TO LIVE AT BROTHER'S APPARTMENT

4F14 - Brother From Another Series

Springfield Shopper

ALCOHOL PROHIBITED IN SPRINGFIELD

Bums Threaten To Leave Town

4F15 - Homer vs. The Eighteenth Ammendment Bums Threaten To Leave Town

Springfield Shopper

CITY GOES DRY TODAY

Bums Extend Deadline

4F15 - Homer vs. The Eighteenth Ammendment Bums Extend Deadline

Springfield Shopper

BANNER BARS BOOZE

Booze Barred by Banner

4F15 - Homer vs. The Eighteenth Ammendment Booze Barred by Banner

Springfield Shopper

BEER BARON BEATS BANNER

Family Sedan Outruns Cops

4F15 - Homer vs. The Eighteenth Ammendment Family Sedan Outruns Cops

Springfield Shopper

BURNS TO OPEN RECYCLING PLANT

Makes Other Bums Look Bad

4F17 - The Old Man and The Lisa Makes Other Bums Look Bad

Springfield Shopper

NEUTRON BOMB HEADED FOR SPRINGFIELD!

Hippo Promoted to Detective

5F02 - Treehouse of Horror VIII Hippo Promoted to Detective

GRUESOME MURDERS AT SOCIALITE'S HOUSE

Mrs. Astor Safe

5F06 - Realty Bites Mrs. Astor Safe

Springfield Shopper

SIMPSON SCAM SPRINGFIELD

Angry Mob Mulls Options

5F07 - The Miracle of Evergreen Terrace Angry Mob Mulls Options

Springfield Shopper

NEW FACE IN TRASH RACE

Local Nut At It Again

5F09 - Trash of the Titans Local Nut At It Again

Springfield Shopper

SIMPSON WINS IN LANDSLIDE

Says "Crazy Promises" The Key

5F09 - Trash of the Titans Says "Crazy Promises" The Key

Springfield Shopper

DOG KILLS CAT, SELF

5F10 - The Last Temptation of Krust

Springfield Shopper

LOCAL COUPLE BARES ALL!

Police Dog Clings to Life

5F18 - Natural Born Kissers Police Dog Clings to Life

Springfield Shopper

Springfield Shopper Purchased by Evil Nice Cult

Check Out Our New Cult Lifestyle Section

5F23 - The Joy of Sect Check Out Our New Cult Lifestyle Section

Springfield Shopper

IT'S WAR

AABF09 - Homer to the Max

Springfield Shopper

Town Prepares For Olympics

Pickpockets Call Up Reserves

AABF16 - Old Man and the "C" Student Pickpockets Call Up Reserves

Springfield Times

MAN WALKS ON MOON

AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner

The Globe

TITANIC SINKS 1500 DIE

AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner

Herald

ZEP CRASH KILLS 35

AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner

Jewish News

STATE OF ISRAEL IS BORN

AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner

HOT SEX WEEKLY

AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner

Springfield Shopper

UNUSUALLY LARGE UGLY BABY BORN

AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner

Restaurant Review

COD IS GREAT SCROD IS GOOD

AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner

Springfield Shopper Life Ways

NUTS TO SOUP

KRUSTY: WORST KING LEAR IN 400 YEARS

AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner KRUSTY: WORST KING LEAR IN 400 YEARS

Restaurant Review

THAR, SHE BLOWS

AABF21 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticise Dinner

Toon Times

Scientist Clones Sheep

BABF04 - Little Big Mom

Local Girl Kills

Competition in Talent Contest

BABF18 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Marge Competition in Talent Contest

Daily Variety

YELLOW FEVER

BABF19 - Behind the Laughter

The Hollywood Reporter

BUMPTIOUS BROOD BOFFO!

BABF19 - Behind the Laughter

Springfield Shopper

FEDS TO SIMPS: PAY UP!

BABF19 - Behind the Laughter

Springfield Shopper

THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!

BABF19 - Behind the Laughter

Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand

Six Dead

CABF01 - Lisa the Treehugger Six Dead

Springfield Shopper

LISA ALIVE!

Hemp City Reduced to Stems and Seeds

CABF01 - Lisa the Treehugger Hemp City Reduced to Stems and Seeds

Springfield Shopper

WEB SNOOP EXPOSES POOL HUSTLE

CABF02 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

Mr. X Makes Headlines

CABF02 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes

Springfield Shopper

FOOD SUPLY CUT OFF

EVEN PIES

CABF13 - Simpson Safari EVEN PIES

Springfield Shopper

FIRST DAY OF SPRING

ANTS, PICKICKERS REACH LAST-MINUTE ACCORD

CABF14 - Trilogy of Error ANTS, PICKICKERS REACH LAST-MINUTE ACCORD

Springfield Shopper

PAIR SINKS JUDGE'S HOUSE

QUILT RUINED

CABF22 - The Parent Rap QUILT RUINED

Springfield Shopper

SIMPSONS ARRESTED IN FAMILY RIOT

EVEN MAGGIE

DABF01 - Brawl in the Family EVEN MAGGIE

Springfield Shopper

SLEEP IMPORTANT, SAY EXPERTS

SLOW NEWS DAY GRIPS SPRINGFIELD

DABF04 - Half Decent Proposal SLOW NEWS DAY GRIPS SPRINGFIELD

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUD

DABF09 - The Old Man and the Key

Springfield Shopper

MEDICAL MARIJUANA OUTLAWED

DABF11 - Weekend at Burnsie's

NEWSPAPER

YOU SUCK, ANGRY DAD

DABF13 - I am Furious (Yellow)

Springfield Shopper

HO. J. SIMPSON TRIAL STARTS TODAY

DABF16 - The Frying Game

Springfield Shopper

HEAT WAVE CONTINUES

DABF17 - Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

Chicago Daily Tribune

DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN

G.O.P. Sweed Indicated in State; Boyle Leads in City

DABF18 - Large Marge G.O.P. Sweed Indicated in State; Boyle Leads in City

Springfield Shopper

CRAZED MOM GOES TOPLESS

PHOTOS PAGES 3-28

TV CLOWN SAVES DAY

DABF18 - Large Marge PHOTOS PAGES 3-28TV CLOWN SAVES DAY

Springfield Shopper

TEACHER NOMINATED FOR AWARD

WILL SHE LEAVE OLD LIFE BEHIND?

EABF02 - Special Edna WILL SHE LEAVE OLD LIFE BEHIND?

Springfield Shopper

LONELY MEN DIE EARLY

EABF08 - A Star is Born Again

The National Whoops

SARA LIVES IN SIN, MESS

EABF08 - A Star is Born Again

Springfield Shopper

BUMBLEBESS MAN CAUGHT IN STING

EABF12 - Three Gays of the Condo

Springfield Shopper

CAVALRY KIDS LEAD CHARGE IN CLEANUP

PRESIDENT SHOOTS WIFE

EABF16 - The Bart of War PRESIDENT SHOOTS WIFE

BABY SAVED BY LOCAL HERO, NOT FATHER

EABF17 - Moe Baby Blues

MAYOR UNVEILS ERECTION TO CHEERING CROWD

EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker

CRANFORD MAN MISSING

EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker

DROUGHT THREATENS TO TURN WEST INTO DESERT

EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker

Daily News

PEACE TALKS BREAK DOWN

EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker

IOWA HOME TO WORLD'S BIGGEST PIZZA

EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker

GIANT TACO BUILT IN MEXICO

EABF18 - My Mother, The Carjacker

Daily Fourth Gradian

SCHOOL ELECTIONS DODAY

ARE YOU A BART OR A MILHOUSE?

EABF20 - The President Wore Pearls ARE YOU A BART OR A MILHOUSE?

The Times of London

YANK BANGS QUEEN, OLD BEAN

EABF22 - The Regina Monologues

The Mirror

SIMPO TO UK: "I'LL KILL YOU ALL"

EABF22 - The Regina Monologues

The Sun

YANKEE DOODLE RANDY

TOPLESS HOMER ON PAGE 3

EABF22 - The Regina Monologues TOPLESS HOMER ON PAGE 3

The Sun

JUDGE GOES MEDIEVAL ON SIMPSON'S ASS

EABF22 - The Regina Monologues

The Mirror

WACKO JACKO TO BLIMPO SIMPO: SELL ME YOUR BONES

EABF22 - The Regina Monologues WACKO JACKO TO BLIMPO SIMPO:

The Daily Mail

BART AND PRINCE HARRY:

OUT OF CONTROL?

EABF22 - The Regina Monologues OUT OF CONTROL?

Variety

SIMPSON A SMASH

GRAMMYS EMMYS TO MERGE

FABF01 - Today I'm a Clown GRAMMYS EMMYS TO MERGE

Springfield Shopper

"FAMILIES COME FIRST" ON BALLOT

SECOND HEADLINE LESS IMPORTANT, STUDIES SHOW

FABF03 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays SECOND HEADLINE LESS IMPORTANT, STUDIES SHOW

Springfield Shopper

"FAMILIES COME FIRST" WRONG FOR SPRINGFIELD

FABF03 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays

Springfield Shopper

COSTS TOO MUCH DOES TOO LITTLE

FABF03 - Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays

Springfield Shopper

SIMPSON FOUND GUILTY, SENTENCED TO 10 YEARS

LOCAL BULLY TO HOMER: "HAW HAW"

FABF08 - The Ziff Who Came to Dinner LOCAL BULLY TO HOMER: "HAW HAW"

IT'S A FALL WORLD

FABF11 - The Wandering Juvie

Springfield Shopper

OBESE NERD EATS HUMBLE PIE

"PIE MAN" BACK FOR SECONDS

FABF15 - Simple Simpson "PIE MAN" BACK FOR SECONDS

Daily Fourth Gradian

IN-DE-NO-PANTS DAY!

FABF17 - Bart-Mangled Banner

BELOVED HERO CHEATS DEATH

FABF18 - Fraudcast News

The Red Dress Press

LISA TO BURNS: 'DROP DEAD'

RALPH WIGGUM'S OSCAR PICKS

FABF18 - Fraudcast News RALPH WIGGUM'S OSCAR PICKS

Chicago Tribune

Ralphings

I Can Go On The Buss

FABF18 - Fraudcast News I Can Go On The Buss

The Red Dress Press

NYAH, NYAH WE'RE BACK

Lisa Rules, Burns Drools

FABF18 - Fraudcast News Lisa Rules, Burns Drools

Springfield Shopper

LISA'S A TOTAL WACKO IMPLIES FATHER

FABF18 - Fraudcast News

Springfield Shopper

LISA LOVES MILHOUSE

FABF18 - Fraudcast News

The Red Dress Press

FINAL 'I GIVE UP' EDITION

FABF18 - Fraudcast News

The Homer Times

MY DAUGHTER, THE HERO

FABF18 - Fraudcast News

The Lenny Saver

THE TRUTH ABOUT CARL:

He's Great!

FABF18 - Fraudcast News He's Great!

Springfield Shopper

FATHER OF EIGHT MISSING

FABF20 - All's Fair Oven War

The New Delhi Daily

STEVE BARNES OPENS CONVENIENCE STORE

FABF20 - All's Fair Oven War

Springfield Shopper

TRIPLE MURDER AT MOES

GABF01 - Mommie Beerest

Springfield Shopper

MASSACHUSETTS OKAYS GAY MARRAGE

GABF02 - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass

Springfield Shopper

STEM CELLS CURE ALZHEIMER'S

GABF02 - Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass

Springfield Shopper

WIGGUM SLEEPS THROUGH RIOT

GABF03 - Pranksta Rap

Springfield Shopper

TOP COP SURRENDERS TO BACKFIRING CAR

GABF03 - Pranksta Rap

Springfield Shopper

FIREMEN RESCUE POLICE CHIEF FROM TREE

GABF03 - Pranksta Rap

Springfield Shopper

COMMISSION: WIGGUM SUCKS

GABF03 - Pranksta Rap

Springfield Shopper

HAIL DROUGHT CONTINUES

TIN ROOFS UNDENTED

GABF03 - Pranksta Rap TIN ROOFS UNDENTED

Springfield Shopper

WIGGUM RESCUES BOY

NO, REALLY

GABF03 - Pranksta Rap NO, REALLY

Springfield Shopper

GOD STEALS SUN

MAYOR OFFERS SACRIFICES

GABF08 - The Seven Beer Snitch MAYOR OFFERS SACRIFICES

Springfield Shopper

LOCAL FATHER, SON MAY SWITCH RELIGIONS

GABF09 - The Father, Son and Holy Guest Star

Springfield Shopper

LI'L STARMAKER FEVER SWEEPS SPRINGFIELD

GABF13 - A Star is Torn

Springfield Shopper

10-YEAR-OLD BOY DISQUALIFIED

IS ACTUALLY PAUL SIMON

GABF13 - A Star is Torn IS ACTUALLY PAUL SIMON

Springfield Shopper

LI'L STARMAKER DOWN TO THREE FINALISTS

GABF13 - A Star is Torn

America Today

PERMISSIVE LIFESTYLE ON RISE

BIBLE MOCKED

GABF14 - Thank God, It's Doomsday BIBLE MOCKED

The Humbletonian

HAIR FÜHRER

GABF15 - Home Away from Homer

The Springfield Shopper

OLD MAN BEATS MEAT

HABF09 - Million Dollar Abie

The Springfield Shopper

LOCAL MAN THINKS WRESTLING IS REAL

HABF15 - The Mook, The Chef, The Wife and Her Homer

The Springfield Shopper

BULLIES HOSPITALIZED

NERDS, DORKS CAUTIOUSLY REJOICE

HABF17 - Treehouse of Horror XVII NERDS, DORKS CAUTIOUSLY REJOICE

The Springfield Shopper

BROADCAST FOOLS NATION, SPRINGFIELD

HABF17 - Treehouse of Horror XVII

The Springfield Shopper

TODAY WE REMEMBER MARTIN LUTHER KING

TOMORROW WE DON'T

JABF01 - Kill Gil (Volumes One and Two) TOMORROW WE DON'T

The Chippewa Bugle

FEDS TO KEEP INTEREST RATES STEADY

JABF04 - Little Big Girl

Chateau d'lf Times

PRISONER'S WIFE REMARRIES

JABF05 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times

Gotham Herald

CRIMSOPN COCKATOO BEATEN SENSELESS

JABF05 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times

Gotham Herald

MUSCULAR CHILD TERRORIZES UNDERWORLD

JABF05 - Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times

The Sentinel

CHEERLEADER FLUNG INTO NEXT COUNTY

JABF07 - Springfield Up

The Sentinel

BOY BRINGS ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE

JABF07 - Springfield Up

The Sentinel

TYPING CLASS TRAGEDY

JABF07 - Springfield Up

The Daily Fourth Gradian

SKINNER TO HICKS: "DROP DREAMS"

JABF09 - Yokel Chords

SPORTS

SHAME

JABF11 - The Boys of Bummer

BUSINESS

BOYS ERROR WEAKENS DOLLAR

JABF11 - The Boys of Bummer

Springfield Shopper

Mayor's Breath Still Problem

Corn Less Popular

JABF14 - 24 Minutes Corn Less Popular

Wall Street Journal

REPUBLICAN TAX CUTS LET MARGE SIMPSON SUCCEED

HEARD ON THE STREET

JABF17 - Husbands and Knives HEARD ON THE STREET

The Daily Fourth Gradian

LISA SIMPSON AWARDED STUDENT OF MILLENNIUM

JABF19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

HOSTAGE RETURNS HOME TO 742 EVERGREEN TERRACE

ALARM CODE #3457

JABF19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings ALARM CODE #3457

STEROIDS CAUSE HEALTH PROBLEMS

JABF19 - I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

The Daily Fourth Gradian

MAD ABOUT MILHOUSE 73%

BATTY FOR BART 27%

JABF22 - Little Orphan Millie BATTY FOR BART 27%

Springfield Shopper

BOY SHAMES REGION

KABF01 - Funeral For a Fiend

Springfield Shopper

BART KILLED MARTIN

LISA HELPED

KABF07 - Dial "N" for Nerder LISA HELPED

AQUARIUM TO STOP SERVING BEER

KABF11 - Any Given Sundance

Daily Variety

SUNDANCE LOVES LITTLE BACKSTABBER

KABF11 - Any Given Sundance

Springfield Shopper

CHRISTMAS OCCURS

KABF16 - Treehouse of Horror XIX

Springfield Shopper

HONEY FAMINE CONTINUES

KABF21 - The Burns and the Bees

Daily Fourth Gradian

TIPSY TEACHER MARS ASSEMBLY

REVEALS SIZE OF PRINCIPAL'S WANG

"I KNOW WASTED AND THAT'S WASTED" JIMBO JONES

LABF15 - Bart Gets a Z REVEALS SIZE OF PRINCIPAL'S WANG"I KNOW WASTED AND THAT'S WASTED" JIMBO JONES

Daily Fourth Gradian

MAN ON MOON, GUM IN URINAL

LABF18 - Pranks and Greens

Daily Fourth Gradian

LOST AND FOUND BOX LOST, FOUND

LABF18 - Pranks and Greens

Daily Fourth Gradian

NERD STANDS UP TO BULLY

MEMORIAL SERVICE WEDNESDAY

LABF18 - Pranks and Greens MEMORIAL SERVICE WEDNESDAY

COOL PRINCIPAL USES PING PONG TO TEACH ANGLES

LABF18 - Pranks and Greens

Daily Fourth Gradian

JOES TOO SLOPPY

LABF18 - Pranks and Greens

The Springfield Shopper

WICCAN CURSE BLINDS HALF THE TOWN

NEWSPAPER SALES PLUNGE 50 PERCENT

LABF19 - Rednecks and Broomsticks NEWSPAPER SALES PLUNGE 50 PERCENT

The Springfield Shopper

OUT OF THE MOUTH OF ABE

MABF02 - Thursdays With Abie

The Springfield Shopper

CURLY TO SHEMP: YOU'RE OUT

MABF02 - Thursdays With Abie

The Springfield Bugle

BIKE WHEELS NOW SAME SIZE

MABF02 - Thursdays With Abie

Beijing Daily Worker

NEW FORTINE COOKIES VAGUER, MORE ACCURATE

MABF03 - Million Dollar Maybe

Daily Comet

FIRST DRIVE-IN MOVIE ON THE MOON

MABF04 - Postcards from the Wedge

The Springfield Shopper

STORM BATTERS TOWN

METEOROLOGISTS SUSPECT CHILD'S PRAYER

MABF14 - The Squirt and the Whale METEOROLOGISTS SUSPECT CHILD'S PRAYER

Springfield Shopper

ALLIED ARMIES ADVANCE

MABF22 - The Fight Before Christmas

The Daily Fourth Gradian

LIE-ISA!

NABF14 - 500 Keys

Springfield Shopper

LATEST VICTIMS

NABF19 - Treehouse of Horror XXII

Springfield Shopper

2½ STARS - FOR FANS ONLY

PABF02 - The Ten Per-Cent Solution

The Washington Post

MOUSE HERO RETURNS

Did Everything To Save Cat

A WIDOW MOURNS

The Simpsons Movie Did Everything To Save CatA WIDOW MOURNS

Springfield Shopper

SPRINGFIELD CLEANS UP ACT

PUSHY KID NAGS TOWN

The Simpsons Movie PUSHY KID NAGS TOWN

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