A new instant coffee could be an awkward choice to sip at your desk in the office – as it offers an instant erection lasting up to three days.

That’s going to be tough to manage if you’re suddenly called to a meeting.

The ‘Stiff Bull’ coffee blend bills itself as ‘The Relationship Saver’ – and says it will help drinkers ‘stay harder longer’.


It almost certainly works, too, as its makers recently got in hot water with America’s FDA (Food and Drug Administration) – for having a Viagra-like drug, desmethyl carbodenafil, in their coffee, not listed among the ingredients.

Credit: Stiff Bull

Stiff Bull claims the drink’s powerful effects are down to ‘herbs’ which ‘grow wild in the jungles of Malaysia and have been used for centuries by the people of Asia and South America to greatly improve sexual health, libido, and overall wellness.

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‘The combination of these ingredients produces an awesome effect that can last up to 2 – 3 days.’