You were not invited to…

What?

A roast for Dick Cheney in New York two nights back, featuring waterboarding ‘n torture jokes.

Hosted by which tired neoconservative magazine?

Commentary.

Paid for by who?

A bunch of pro-Israel billionaires, including Bruce Kovner, Roger Hertog, Ira Rennert, Paul Singer, Michael Steinhardt, and Nina Rosenwald (sugar mama of anti-Muslim hate).

Featuring which washed up Israel lobbyists?

John Podhoretz as emcee, Joseph Lieberman and Michael Mukasey and Scooter Libby as roasters. And Kenneth Bialkin.

Thanks to Andrew Sullivan and Ben Smith. And Alex Kane.