INTRODUCING: THE ANTI-SNAKER Are all the “good skaters” snaking you? Skating the obstacles any way they want, pushing you aside while you wait your turn.. to never come?

7 OF THE MOST TERRIFYING SKATE SHOES The saddest part: somewhere there’s pairs of these shoes sitting in a vintage shop in Williamsburg with a $300 price tag and someone will buy them.

5 EMBARRASSING ARTICLES WRITTEN ABOUT SKATEBOARDING BY NON-SKATERS In skateboarding, it's never more apparent when an outsider tries to write an article and dive into skate culture to really understand "us".

10 PROFESSIONAL SKATERS YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT WERE HOMELESS Is it just a coincidence that some of the best skateboarders in the world look like total hobos?

5 TRICKS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO Skateboard nerds: We need to talk.

PLUS SIZE SKATEBOARDING Bein' bigger is hard: you break more boards, you slam harder, and gettin laid can be a bitch

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO SKATERS Oh, you used to skate? We must have so much in common!