Luna: Welcome back to the Trails Legacy!

Last time on the Trails Legacy Maxwell aged up! Here he is skilling with it!

Luna: Let’s just say he has a longggg way to go. NOW GO WASH YOUR HAIR THREE TIMES MAXWELL.

Sometimes I feel sorry for Luna’s kids.

Luna: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

See what I mean?

And this is the household skilling. Family bonding anyone? No?

Luna: We’re bonded! …. Kind of.

I have hope anyways!

Luna: Ugh, hope. That always brings evil sims down.

And then Harley’s boyfriend-

Luna: WHO NEVER SHOWS UP.

Died.

Luna: And he was brought down.

STOP SNICKERING… Though I have to admit that one was pretty good.

Maxwell: How unfortunate…

Luna: See? He can totally come off as cold!

Harley: This sucks.

I can’t take how heartbroken she looks here.

Luna: Death and new life, am I right?

What…?

Luna: You know what I’m saying! I just know it.

Stop looking so smug! And since when did you sound so philosophical?

Luna: Oh, by the way, we totally just woohooed.

… Thanks for the information?

Oh and who saw THAT coming?

Luna: What? My mom was never a fantastic cook!

Oh, the classic “cooking that I always eat makes me throw up” excuse.

Luna: Well…

Three generations of legacy heirs With sass so great And real unique hair!

How many types of blonde hair will we have now?!

Luna: Well, that’s what you get when you pick the only blonde of the line and make her heiress.

Luna: I’m totally pregnant!

Luna: Nothing really important happens during my pregnancy.

Oh really?

Luna: What? I’m trying the bad segue thing!

Why?

Luna: It’s what you always do…

. . .

Hmm…

Angela aged up.

Luna: MY GOD.

You called?

Luna: I said god not overseer…

Makeovers?

Luna: Still doesn’t help.

You can’t say I didn’t try now!

Angela: WHY CAN’T I BE BEAUTIFUL LIKE MY COUSINS? *cries*

The ugly duckling perhaps?

Luna: This is Twinbrook! She’ll fit right in!

And then…

This happened.

Luna: …

I hate it when you one of your heirs dies… and then Luna gets a positive moodlet from all the suffering. UGH I’M NEVER READY FOR THIS.

Luna: I can’t help it! It’s my trait!

Needless to say everyone was torn up… She was the only one who didn’t sass me!

Luna: SHUT UP I’M MOURNING!

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED 5 HOURS LATER.

COME ON MAN, HARLEY JUST DIED.

And then Thomas fainted.

Luna: Cowards are hilarious!

And nobody cared.

Maxwell: Wow! It’s another little sibling! I kind of had an educational guess that you were pregnant but I decided not to say anything…

And somehow nobody still cared that anything had happened… like a ROBBERY… a DEATH…. I don’t know?!

Luna: This is boring. Can we have something interesting?

Oh…. fine… interrupt my-

Luna: Please?

You mean something like Nadine aging up?

Nadine: Sparkle rockets!

Luna: And it was a hard day because it was the day after Harley died.

😦

Name: Nadine Trails

Traits: Neurotic, Good, and Slob.

Favorites: R&B, Tri-Tip Steak, and Green.

Luna: WOW! She got the slob trait like her brother.

Nadine: I’m such a lady!

Luna: Sarcasm or…?

Oh, she just farted.

Luna: Sarcasm then.

At least she can pretend to be a lady.

Luna: Oh, it’s not me you should be worried about. It is Thomas! You know how he is about traditional poor and rich roles.

Now she gets her own pink room and-

Luna: AHHHHH!!

What is it now?

Luna: I’m going into labor!

Luna: Meet Ophelia!

Luna: Oooh, I can feel the potential in this one!

Yet another blonde.

Luna: Man, I’m the first blonde and now all your potential heirs are blonde!

Name: Ophelia Trails

Traits: Insane, Excitable.

Favorites: Songwriter, Ratatouille, and Yellow.

Luna: SHE’S PERFECT.

And that all happened the DAY AFTER Harley died. All of it. Ugh.

Luna: Thanks for reading!