A few weeks ago, I asked for submissions for the Stupidest Boat Names and I was not disappointed. These are beauties. Thank You! This would not of course had been possible without the support of the awesome Scuttlebutt.

I have tried to categorize them and they have been unscientifically grouped in a totally subjective way that made sense to me after a few beers. I haven't figured my 3 favorites yet but when I do the submitters get CDs of the Top 10 Sailing Songs.

The original list, culled from several web sites, is in the extended posts. If you have any other names to suggest, I will happily add them. Here they are:

Appalling Puns

"Hot Ruddered Bum"

"Si yes da"

"L.L. Boat"

"Sail Bad The Sinner"

"Bow Down"

"Sexual Heeling"

"Ahoy Vey"

"Yacht Sea"

"Makin' Luff"

Financial

"A Crewed Interest"

"Myovadraft"

"The Loan Ranger"

"Colin's Tuition"

Medical

"Biopsea"

"Irritable Bow"

"Bow Movement"

"Sir Osis of the River"

"Vitamin Sea"

"Autopsea"

Sophomoric

"Breakin wind"

"Blow Me"

"Poopy Express"

"Master Baiter"

"My Assiss Dragon"

"Wet Dream"

"Norwegian Woody"

Questionable on a Sailboat

Seen on a Catamaran, "Double Penetration"

"Spank Me" (Raceboat. Imagine the T-Shirts)

"Cunning Stunts"

"Rumple IVskin"

Aquamorons

"Blue Vein Throbber"

"Four Play"

"Sea Clit"

"Seaduced Too"

"Hoosier Daddy"

"Dixie Normous" (they wish)

"Lucky Sperm "

"Show Me The Money"

"Floating Seamen"

"Nauti Lust"

"La-Sea"

Clever

"Maid of Plywood"

"DILLIGAFF" which stands for Do I look like I give a flying f....

"If it doesn't come when you call it, why name it" (An Olympic Trial Finn)

"Weazel" with a tender called "One Eye"

"Change Order" and the dinghy named: "original contract"

"WOFTAM" waste of f'n time and money!

"Miss America" (Nothing as embarrassing as calling into the race committee to get a slip and saying, Race Committee, this is Miss America" or having to wear the shirts!)

"Time and Money"

"Head First"

"Sea Cup" (Skippered by a woman)

"Runs With Scissors"

"Support the Right to Arm Bears "

Relationships

"Don't tell the wife" How about that on a Mayday? Mayday, Mayday, Don't tell the wife!

"Alternative Girlfriend"

"Mom's Mink"

"FUJIMO" - (F___ You Jane, I'm Moving Out ...

"She Got the House"

"Pissed N Broke"

Obscure

"Dances with Sheep" (Kiwi Boat)

"The World's Largest Prairie Dog"

"Shoot Low They're Riding Chickens"

I am not making this up

There was a yacht at the Arun Yacht Club called "Passing Wind." About 10 miles to the west is the Looe Passage, around SDelsey Bill, West Sussex. A crew member was hit by the boom,and the owner called out the coastguard. "What is your name and position?" "We are Passing Wind, in the Looe"