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What it is like to have a "Chaebol" as a client

Hitler is the head of a small production company

00:00 - 00:03 Copies of the latest approved storyboard are on your desk

00:04 - 00:05 Camera teams are waiting

00:05 - 00:07 at the new locations

00:08 - 00:12 The parking permits for the equipment trucks have been cleared

00:12 - 00:15 The shooting permits from the city government have also cleared

00:17 - 00:19 After all the planning and re-planning

00:19 - 00:21 there is nothing stopping us now

00:24 - 00:26 Sir

00:27 - 00:28 The client...

00:31 - 00:33 The client is demanding a 10% discount on the project

00:34 - 00:36 They say its company policy

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone leave except for the producer, the art director, the gaffer and the director of photography

01:13 - 01:15 This is bullshit!

01:15 - 01:17 Unbelievable amateurish bullshit!

01:18 - 01:23 Did they read the fucking itemized budget breakdown?

01:25 - 01:28 We spent months on that budget

01:29 - 01:31 Accounting for the project's costs

01:31 - 01:34 While catering to all their last minute demands

01:34 - 01:37 We're already halfway through production and money has been spent!

01:37 - 01:40 A 10% budget reduction at this point cripples the whole operation!

01:40 - 01:42 But sir, working for this client will look great on our portfolio

01:42 - 01:46 Portfolio? My kids can't eat portfolios!

01:46 - 01:48 But sir, if we do it this time then maybe the next time...

01:48 - 01:52 Don't you see they will just fuck us again

01:53 - 01:54 That's all they do!

01:56 - 01:57 They entice us smaller companies

01:57 - 02:00 Into taking their attractive contracts

02:00 - 02:03 Promising all kinds of great future work

02:04 - 02:08 You guys will be big one day if you stick with us

02:08 - 02:13 We know we are being a bit demanding but you have to trust us

02:14 - 02:16 But it's all a fucking pile of horseshit

02:17 - 02:21 They just want to squeeze us like oranges til we are dry

02:27 - 02:29 And then squeeze some more

02:30 - 02:34 But we are professionals, damnit

02:34 - 02:36 We do great work!

02:41 - 02:42 Well not this time

02:43 - 02:47 Take that discount request and tell them to shove it up their fucking assholes

02:48 - 02:53 I can't put up with this shit anymore and you shouldn't either

02:54 - 02:56 Put a halt to production

02:56 - 02:59 No one can finish this contract

03:00 - 03:02 They'll never be able to reproduce our concept

03:04 - 03:07 The next contractor will hire us

03:14 - 03:16 All that money we spent on sweet new gear

03:19 - 03:23 We might as well shoot a porno or something

03:25 - 03:26 Gay porn

03:31 - 03:33 Gay porn sells for more

03:40 - 03:46 On days like today I'm so glad I didn't go to film school

03:46 - 03:49 Days like today aren't taught there