teapone: So, first thing is first.

[10:07 PM] teapone: Are we a *MARE*, a *STALLION*, or a *FUTAPONE*?

[10:07 PM] bronystar: Futa, more options

[10:08 PM] ivory: Mare. Keep it simple.

[10:08 PM] giggles entered the room.

[10:08 PM] guest-613280 changed nickname to giggles

[10:08 PM] ivory: Giggles! :D

[10:08 PM] giggles: Hivory

[10:09 PM] ivory: XD Haven't heard that one before.

[10:09 PM] lulaspookydesu: Fut

[10:09 PM] lulaspookydesu: Futa plox

[10:10 PM] teapone: So, we have 2 for *FUTA* and 1 for *MARE*, and sadly 0 for *STALLION*

[10:10 PM] e_z: i'll vote for mare just to be a tit

[10:10 PM] e_z: and also have them

[10:11 PM] guest-613310 entered the room.

[10:11 PM] zahhak changed nickname to e_z

[10:11 PM] teapone: So, that's @ for *FUTA and 2 for *MARE*, anypony else?

[10:11 PM] guest-613310 left the room.

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[10:11 PM] kristil entered the room.

[10:11 PM] guest-613316 changed nickname to kristil

*Please don't spam/flood the chat.*

[10:11 PM] kristil: H-hello?

[10:11 PM] e_z: hey

[10:12 PM] teapone: So that's 2 votes for *FUTA* and 2 votes for *MARE*

[10:12 PM] bronystar: hi

[10:12 PM] teapone: Anypony else?

[10:12 PM] teapone: We are currently filling out our character sheet.

[10:12 PM] kristil: FOr wh-what?

[10:12 PM] giggles: I'm for mare

[10:12 PM] bronystar: deciding the character

[10:13 PM] teapone: CRPG, a Dungeons & Dragons formet RP, but all of you share control over a single pony

[10:13 PM] bronystar: mare, stallion, or herm

[10:13 PM] bronystar: herm/futa

[10:13 PM] kristil: o.O

[10:13 PM] cloppyhooves entered the room.

[10:13 PM] teapone: 3 for *MARE and 2 for *FUTA/HERM*

[10:13 PM] guest-613340 changed nickname to cloppyhooves

[10:14 PM] e_z: hey

[10:14 PM] bronystar: cloppy vote for futa!

[10:14 PM] bronystar: or not, do what you want

[10:14 PM] e_z: hehe

[10:15 PM] giggles: No Cloppy is my mind slave, she agrees with me.

[10:15 PM] cloppyhooves: I would vote for futa, actually : O

[10:15 PM] bronystar: Yes~

[10:15 PM] teapone: So, 3 for *FUTA* and 3 for *MARE*

[10:15 PM] ivory: Well, I guess a futa *does* keep things fair.

[10:15 PM] teapone: We need a tie breaker, herr

[10:15 PM] kristil left the room.

[10:15 PM] bronystar: did suna vote?

[10:16 PM] bronystar: or rarity

[10:16 PM] teapone: http://poll.pollcode.com/rre23s

[10:16 PM] bronystar: voted

[10:17 PM] teapone: We are currently 2/2/0 F/M/S

[10:18 PM] kristil entered the room.

[10:18 PM] guest-613400 changed nickname to kristil

[10:18 PM] kristil: *votes for futa*

[10:19 PM] teapone: http://poll.pollcode.com/rre23s

[10:19 PM] ivory: I should switch votes for teh sake of not being an ass...

[10:19 PM] e_z: XD

[10:19 PM] kristil: yay

[10:19 PM] teapone: You can't d:

[10:19 PM] kristil: democracy

[10:19 PM] newuser5709 entered the room.

[10:19 PM] guest-613409 changed nickname to newuser5709

[10:20 PM] newuser5709 left the room.

[10:20 PM] teapone: Currently *FUTA* is in the lead.

[10:20 PM] lulaspookydesu: Woohoo!

[10:20 PM] bronystar: Yes~

[10:22 PM] teapone: Now, what species?

[10:22 PM] teapone: *EARTH PONE* gets +5 to strength

[10:22 PM] teapone: *PEGASUS* recieves the ability *FLY*

[10:22 PM] bronystar: speed too?

[10:22 PM] lulaspookydesu: Pegasus

[10:22 PM] teapone: *UNICORN* can to *MAJYX*

[10:22 PM] lulaspookydesu: Hands down

[10:22 PM] teapone: *do

[10:23 PM] teapone: what do?

[10:23 PM] lulaspookydesu: Pegasuses are the sexiest

[10:23 PM] giggles: pegasus

[10:23 PM] bronystar: Hmm Unicorns are sorta OP

[10:23 PM] bronystar: So I vote pegusus!

[10:23 PM] rarityx2: 1 vote for mare

[10:23 PM] rarityx2: how do i know ponies aren

[10:23 PM] rarityx2: t voting twice

[10:23 PM] bronystar: rarity = slowpoke

[10:23 PM] rarityx2: (sorry!)

[10:23 PM] cloppyhooves: If we're a unicorn again, we'll just spend 10 hours deciding what spell to learn xD

[10:24 PM] teapone: http://poll.pollcode.com/btgdn6

[10:24 PM] bronystar: we got 3 pegasus

[10:24 PM] e_z: @cloppy, we should definetly take a unicorn

[10:24 PM] e_z: : P

[10:24 PM] teapone: also, PollCode only lets you vote once

[10:25 PM] rarityx2: ok cool

[10:26 PM] bronystar: lol someone voted Earthpone

[10:26 PM] teapone: Same pone who voted for Stallion, I bet...

[10:26 PM] ivory: As much as I loVE Earth Ponies, pegasi are more interesting in RP

[10:26 PM] majesticrarity entered the room.

[10:26 PM] ivory: Most of my RPs are actually as an earth pony

[10:26 PM] guest-613493 changed nickname to majesticrarity

[10:26 PM] ivory: but I won't handicap the group

[10:26 PM] teapone: Also, I forgot to mention

[10:26 PM] bronystar: hey majesticrarity

[10:27 PM] 8bit0 entered the room.

[10:27 PM] guest-613499 changed nickname to 8bit0

[10:27 PM] majesticrarity: hi, what is this?

[10:27 PM] bronystar: we're setting up a crpg

[10:27 PM] teapone: *EARTH PONE* gets +5 to *ORGASM STRENGTH*

[10:27 PM] majesticrarity: oh cool

[10:27 PM] 8bit0 left the room.

[10:27 PM] cloppyhooves: In that case, can I chance to earth pone? :3

[10:27 PM] 8bit0 entered the room.

[10:27 PM] ivory: I wish i voted for earth pony now!

[10:27 PM] guest-613505 changed nickname to 8bit0

[10:27 PM] ivory: Can we redo this poll?

[10:27 PM] teapone: *PEGASUS* gets ability *WINGGASM*

[10:27 PM] bronystar: nooo

[10:27 PM] bronystar: winggasm?

[10:28 PM] bronystar: wat does that do?

[10:28 PM] e_z: I popped a link to here in the main chat's MotD just FYI

[10:28 PM] teapone: Which can only occur at the same time as *ORGASM*

[10:28 PM] teapone: and *UNICORN* gets *HORNGASM*

[10:28 PM] bronystar: hmm

[10:28 PM] majesticrarity: alicoen much?

[10:29 PM] majesticrarity: alicorn*

[10:29 PM] bronystar: so does that mean that an Earthpone would be more fertile/able to impregnate better?

[10:29 PM] 8bit0 left the room.

[10:29 PM] teapone: You are not a *PRINCESS* nor a *MUTANT* and therefore are only one of these.

[10:29 PM] bronystar: alicorns are haxor anyway

[10:29 PM] teapone: @Star: possibly.

[10:29 PM] majesticrarity: unicorn

[10:29 PM] teapone: http://poll.pollcode.com/btgdn6

[10:30 PM] bronystar: but what does a Winggasm do?

[10:30 PM] teapone: Poll closing in lesss than 1 minute

[10:30 PM] bronystar: just more pleasure?

[10:30 PM] teapone: Depends

[10:30 PM] teapone: All abilities are variable in result

[10:30 PM] ivory: Is that just like an intense wingboner?

[10:30 PM] bronystar: still voted pegasus

[10:30 PM] majesticrarity: so wat, what exactly are we doing for the crpg?

[10:31 PM] majesticrarity: what*

[10:31 PM] majesticrarity: sorry, im tired

[10:31 PM] bronystar: thinnk like an actual RPG game

[10:31 PM] majesticrarity: uh huh

[10:31 PM] bronystar: you set up a character and send them on an adventure

[10:32 PM] bronystar: that's what we're doing

[10:32 PM] teapone: You are a *FUTASUS*, rare and majestic. You have a dark blue coat and a slightly lighter

[10:32 PM] majesticrarity: so an actual game?

[10:32 PM] teapone: blue mane

[10:32 PM] bronystar: yep

[10:32 PM] bronystar: blue mane?

[10:32 PM] majesticrarity: cool, whos making it?

[10:32 PM] bronystar: I dunno

[10:32 PM] bronystar: teapone

[10:32 PM] majesticrarity: thats what i thought

[10:33 PM] bronystar: Oh so we're completely blue

[10:33 PM] teapone: Your name is Rivets and your cutie mark is a stone furnace

[10:35 PM] teapone: You can begin with the ability *FLY*, which uses your wings to *FLOAT IN THE AIR*

[10:35 PM] teapone: You start with

[10:35 PM] teapone: *

[10:35 PM] bronystar: can?

[10:36 PM] teapone: You are not very *GRACEFUL* and you fly in a *MEDIOCRE FASHION*

[10:36 PM] divebomb entered the room.

[10:36 PM] teapone: You crack open your eyes to see nothing but *BLACK* What do?

[10:37 PM] majesticrarity left the room.

[10:37 PM] e_z: do a barrel roll

[10:37 PM] guest-613598 changed nickname to divebomb

[10:38 PM] bronystar: Stand up

[10:38 PM] divebomb: Go back to sleep

[10:39 PM] divebomb: Sweet, my text is red!

[10:39 PM] e_z: don't be afraid to suggest stuff y'all

[10:39 PM] divebomb: It knows...

[10:39 PM] e_z: also let it be know if you agree with someone

[10:39 PM] lulaspookydesu: Go to school with emo clothes on because I sound like an emo?

[10:39 PM] bronystar: Yell for help

[10:40 PM] cloppyhooves: Quickly retrieve arms from darnkness

[10:40 PM] otterfiyah entered the room.

[10:40 PM] ivory: Open your eyes fully, waking yourself up and rubbing your eyes

[10:40 PM] teapone: You do not own any *arms* except that one bow that broke that one time you tried to use it

[10:41 PM] bronystar: wow Rivets sucks

[10:41 PM] e_z: XD

[10:41 PM] bronystar: Look for light

[10:41 PM] lulaspookydesu: That's why rivets is an emo : P

[10:41 PM] lulaspookydesu: Duuuuuh : P

[10:41 PM] guest-613637 changed nickname to otterfiyah

[10:42 PM] otterfiyah: [hi]

[10:42 PM] e_z: [hey]

[10:42 PM] lulaspookydesu: [Hey]

[10:42 PM] bronystar: [boop]

[10:42 PM] guest-613658 entered the room.

[10:42 PM] divebomb: [oh, now we're whispering?]

[10:42 PM] otterfiyah: [beep boop]

[10:42 PM] sparklesbright_brb entered the room.

[10:42 PM] guest-613658 left the room.

[10:42 PM] ivory: Attempt to find your bearings. Where are you?

[10:42 PM] guest-613664 changed nickname to sparklesbright

[10:42 PM] divebomb: clop

[10:42 PM] teapone: So, current options are barrel roll, stand up, go back to sleep, wake up, or retrieve arms

[10:43 PM] teapone: or find bearings

[10:43 PM] bronystar: Find bearings

[10:43 PM] ivory: Find bearings

[10:43 PM] otterfiyah: find ball bearings

[10:43 PM] ivory: [XD}

[10:43 PM] lulaspookydesu: Find bearings for scooter

[10:44 PM] lulaspookydesu: Then put scooter together

[10:44 PM] divebomb: Find those bears

[10:44 PM] lulaspookydesu: Then go scoot with scootaloo

[10:44 PM] bronystar: Then sex scootaloo

[10:44 PM] divebomb: who is a chicken.

[10:44 PM] sparklesbright_brb: :o

[10:44 PM] lulaspookydesu: Yes

[10:44 PM] teapone: So, consensus?

[10:44 PM] divebomb: [buh-COCK]

[10:44 PM] 8bit0 entered the room.

[10:44 PM] guest-613688 changed nickname to 8bit0

[10:44 PM] bronystar: Find bearings

[10:45 PM] divebomb: Find the bearings

[10:45 PM] e_z: ^

[10:45 PM] cloppyhooves: ^

[10:45 PM] sparklesbright_brb: This.

[10:45 PM] 8bit0 left the room.

[10:45 PM] teapone: Which bearings?

[10:45 PM] divebomb: immediate ones

[10:45 PM] otterfiyah: *puts on scootaloo costume*

[10:46 PM] ivory: Relative ones. Where are you? What do you have on hand?

[10:46 PM] ivory: Relevent ones*

[10:46 PM] 8bit0 entered the room.

[10:46 PM] guest-613712 changed nickname to 8bit0

[10:46 PM] teapone: You look for the nearest bearings, and find a *MAP* that has a *NORTH ARROW*

[10:46 PM] 8bit0 left the room.

[10:46 PM] ivory: Inspect map for landmarks

[10:46 PM] bronystar: but we can't read cuz it's too dark

[10:46 PM] ivory: Oh true >.>

[10:46 PM] bronystar: Fly up

[10:46 PM] 8bit0 entered the room.

[10:46 PM] bronystar: find the sun

[10:46 PM] guest-613724 changed nickname to 8bit0

[10:47 PM] divebomb: Fly up

[10:47 PM] e_z: we're in a black void with a map?

[10:47 PM] divebomb: but slowly

[10:47 PM] teapone: You know it is a *MAP* because you put it there.

[10:47 PM] 8bit0: yeay i made it work!

[10:47 PM] giggles: [ok I'm back.]

[10:47 PM] teapone: What do?

[10:47 PM] bronystar: [don't be afraid 8bit, we don't bite]

[10:47 PM] ivory: Find source of light

[10:47 PM] bronystar: fly up and find the sun

[10:47 PM] teapone: (also, no comments until "What do?" please)

[10:47 PM] bronystar: oh sorry

[10:47 PM] ivory: [oki]

[10:47 PM] otterfiyah: [order flashlight hat on ponynet]

[10:48 PM] lulaspookydesu: You try to remember what the map is for

[10:48 PM] teapone: You cannot remember.

[10:48 PM] ivory: Attempt to find light source

[10:48 PM] divebomb left the room.

[10:48 PM] teapone: (rolled a 2 on a D20)

[10:48 PM] divebomb entered the room.

[10:49 PM] bronystar: [is that how you're deciding thins?]

[10:49 PM] sparklesbright_brb: Yeah, try to find a light source.

[10:49 PM] guest-613754 changed nickname to divebomb

[10:49 PM] teapone: (mostly.)

[10:49 PM] bronystar: Fly up and find the sun!

[10:49 PM] divebomb: I like Flying up

[10:49 PM] ivory: What if you're in a building wit ha roof though?

[10:49 PM] divebomb: [damn purple now]

[10:49 PM] sparklesbright_brb: Exactly.

[10:49 PM] divebomb: Then we know we're in a building

[10:49 PM] otterfiyah: is this it? http://tinyurl.com/9xxy3wx

[10:50 PM] divebomb: that is pitch black

[10:50 PM] otterfiyah: Its based on a real treasure map

[10:50 PM] ivory: [XD]

[10:50 PM] bronystar: [we don't know we're in a building]

[10:50 PM] guest-613778 entered the room.

[10:50 PM] 8bit0: [so whats up]

[10:50 PM] ivory: find out if we're in a building or not.

[10:50 PM] teapone: You know it is *DARK* and that you have your *MAP*

[10:50 PM] divebomb: Which is why I agree with flying up

[10:50 PM] teapone: Consensus?

[10:50 PM] bronystar: fly up

[10:51 PM] ivory: Fly up

[10:51 PM] otterfiyah: stumble blindly

[10:51 PM] divebomb: Spread mah wings and fly

[10:51 PM] guest-613778 left the room.

[10:51 PM] e_z: ^

[10:51 PM] sparklesbright_brb: I'd try to find a light source first.

[10:51 PM] divebomb: in a pitch black room witha map?

[10:51 PM] bronystar: [we could be in a dense forest]

[10:51 PM] sparklesbright_brb: I did say *try*

[10:52 PM] ivory: I'd like to try at least one of those. Or both. if oen doesn't work, try the other.

[10:52 PM] ivory: [one*]

[10:52 PM] lulaspookydesu: http://youtu.be/hKCGBv65w_M ?

[10:52 PM] sparklesbright_brb: But fly up *slowly*

[10:52 PM] divebomb: valid point sparkles

[10:52 PM] ivory: ^

[10:52 PM] divebomb: which is what I said way back when

[10:53 PM] sparklesbright_brb: Emphasis on slowly - if there's a steel beam or something above you and you fly fast...

[10:53 PM] lulaspookydesu: Try to fly slowly north til you find your way to a light source?

[10:53 PM] sparklesbright_brb: You've just knocked yourself out.

[10:53 PM] 8bit0: *looks around*

[10:53 PM] 8bit0 left the room.

[10:53 PM] divebomb: We'll see stars

[10:53 PM] sparklesbright_brb: In pitch black, you don't know which way is north.

[10:53 PM] teapone: Consensus?

[10:53 PM] divebomb: Fly up slow

[10:54 PM] 8bit0 entered the room.

[10:54 PM] guest-613826 changed nickname to 8bit0

[10:54 PM] 8bit0 left the room.

[10:54 PM] ivory: Fly up slowly

[10:54 PM] sparklesbright_brb: Yeah, I'd fly up slowly.

[10:54 PM] 8bit0 entered the room.

[10:54 PM] bronystar: fly slowly

[10:54 PM] guest-613832 changed nickname to 8bit0

[10:54 PM] teapone: You stretch your wings. They *ACHE SLIGHTLY*. You flap them a few times and lif off the

[10:55 PM] teapone: ground. On your second flap you hit something rough and hard. it does not make a noise.

[10:55 PM] teapone: *lift

[10:55 PM] teapone: You scrape a wing on the surface.

[10:56 PM] teapone: What do?

[10:56 PM] lulaspookydesu: Investigate further

[10:56 PM] ivory: Attempt to find light source

[10:56 PM] rarityx2: can we walk around the general area?

[10:56 PM] rarityx2: see if we can find anything

[10:56 PM] divebomb: sniff

[10:56 PM] bronystar: follow the ceiling in the direction staight in front of you

[10:56 PM] teapone: ((different colors Lula and Rarity, please))

[10:57 PM] divebomb: hit the floor

[10:57 PM] teapone: Consensus?

[10:57 PM] bronystar: fly forward following the ceiling

[10:57 PM] ivory: Attempt to find light source. You knew there was a map in teh room, so you must know a few

[10:57 PM] ivory: other things

[10:57 PM] divebomb: sniff for fresh air, or hit the floor to see if it is solid

[10:58 PM] divebomb: oh, sit and think sounds good

[10:58 PM] teapone: ...

[10:58 PM] teapone: (waiting for a descision)

[10:58 PM] ivory: Attempt to find light source

[10:59 PM] bronystar: ^

[10:59 PM] ivory: (for the 30th time X3)

[10:59 PM] divebomb: meh

[10:59 PM] giggles: [can someone recap for me?]

[10:59 PM] divebomb: fine ^

[10:59 PM] 8bit0 left the room.

[10:59 PM] ivory: [We are a blue futa pegasus in a dark room with a map]

[10:59 PM] ivory: [That's all we know]

[10:59 PM] teapone: http://poll.pollcode.com/p5jmkp

[11:01 PM] teapone: You turn in a circle, looking for light. Because you are a *SILLY PONY* you scrape your

[11:02 PM] teapone: other wing on the ceiling. Maybe you should have descended a little. You see a patch of

[11:02 PM] teapone: extremely dim blue-gray *SOMETHING.* It looks to have the texture of rock.

[11:02 PM] teapone: what do?

[11:03 PM] ivory: Investigate further

[11:03 PM] bronystar: Investigate odd rock

[11:03 PM] otterfiyah left the room.

[11:03 PM] e_z: ^

[11:03 PM] divebomb: Fly down to the object to investigate it

[11:03 PM] sparklesbright_brb: Investigate carefully and quietly. It may not be a rock.

[11:03 PM] rarityx2: ^

[11:04 PM] starscrye entered the room.

[11:04 PM] sparklesbright_brb: (first rule of RPG: assume everything is out to kill you)

[11:04 PM] divebomb: I'm okay with what you said sparkles, but please include flying down.

[11:04 PM] cloppyhooves: (Or in this case, sex you :3)

[11:04 PM] divebomb: [hawwwwwwwwwwwwwt]

[11:05 PM] guest-613904 changed nickname to starscrye

[11:05 PM] sparklesbright_brb: Well, yes, lower oneself first.

[11:05 PM] sparklesbright_brb: *carefully*

[11:05 PM] teapone: You descend in the air, making sure not to lose any more than the 1 health you already did

[11:06 PM] divebomb: (how much health do we have?)

[11:06 PM] teapone: from scraping the ceiling. You proceed cautionsly toward the *mysterious object.* It does

[11:07 PM] teapone: not react. You come closer, and see it is a *GROUND* on which one normally *STANDS*

[11:07 PM] teapone: what do?

[11:07 PM] bronystar: Cautiously set yourself down on it

[11:07 PM] ivory: Inspect for traps. If the platform seems safe, stand on it.

[11:08 PM] teapone: (Also, I will try to be a little more consistent with the caps/noncaps bold things, sowwy)

[11:08 PM] divebomb: Use sense of sight and smell to inspect the ground before touching it

[11:09 PM] teapone: Inspect the ground?

[11:10 PM] bronystar: yes

[11:10 PM] divebomb: yes

[11:10 PM] ivory: Carefully though!

[11:10 PM] divebomb: yes

[11:10 PM] divebomb: (Careful derpy!)

[11:11 PM] sparklesbright changed nickname to sparklesbright_brb

[11:11 PM] teapone: You approach the *GROUND* cautiously. You look at it. It looks like *ROCK*. You smell it.

[11:12 PM] teapone: It smells like *DIRT* and *OLD.* What do?

[11:12 PM] starscrye left the room.

[11:12 PM] bronystar: [smells like old?]

[11:12 PM] giggles: [yeah]

[11:12 PM] lulaspookydesu: Eww

[11:12 PM] lulaspookydesu: Old smell

[11:12 PM] ivory: [Like a grandma, or like egyptian tablets?]

[11:12 PM] teapone: (musty, mildew, old.)

[11:12 PM] lulaspookydesu: [eww old smell]

[11:13 PM] rarityx2: so now we can land?

[11:13 PM] ivory: Land^

[11:13 PM] divebomb: ^

[11:14 PM] rarityx2: better land carefully too since it's dark

[11:14 PM] teapone: You go to land, and see something dark race towards your *HOOVES*.

[11:14 PM] bronystar: Up!

[11:15 PM] bronystar: Go up!

[11:15 PM] ivory: Fly up again mother bucker! In a hurry!

[11:15 PM] giggles: charge!

[11:15 PM] ivory: But don't hit teh cieling!

[11:15 PM] divebomb: UP^

[11:15 PM] sunasmine: [can we wait till what do?]

[11:15 PM] bronystar: [sorry]

[11:15 PM] ivory: [oopssorry]

[11:16 PM] divebomb: [Oops]

[11:16 PM] divebomb: [sorry]

[11:16 PM] teapone: You are a very scared filly, and run away. The black thing runs away too, in a different

[11:16 PM] teapone: direction. What do?

[11:17 PM] sunasmine: facehood and land again

[11:17 PM] sunasmine: *hoof

[11:17 PM] kristil: democracy

[11:17 PM] ivory: ^

[11:17 PM] e_z: land, walk foreward, hit wall, follow it to a door

[11:17 PM] sunasmine: no doors please

[11:17 PM] bronystar: cautiously walk towards it

[11:18 PM] teapone: You are *FLY*ing

[11:18 PM] divebomb: follow it through the air

[11:18 PM] bronystar: cautiously fly towards it

[11:18 PM] divebomb: it may be headed towards a light

[11:18 PM] divebomb: or better lit area

[11:18 PM] sunasmine: just land, feeling silly :3

[11:19 PM] lulaspookydesu left the room.

[11:19 PM] lulaspookydesu entered the room.

[11:19 PM] guest-614042 changed nickname to lulaspookydesu

[11:20 PM] teapone: consensus?

[11:20 PM] bronystar: follow it cautiously

[11:21 PM] sunasmine: Land and facehoof plz

[11:21 PM] sparklesbright_brb left the room.

[11:21 PM] teapone: ...

[11:21 PM] cloppyhooves left the room.

[11:21 PM] divebomb: I want to follow it

[11:21 PM] divebomb: I'm with bronystar

[11:22 PM] sunasmine: guys

[11:22 PM] sunasmine: hey guys

[11:22 PM] sunasmine: guys

[11:22 PM] sunasmine: srs

[11:22 PM] sunasmine: guys

[11:22 PM] teapone: ...

[11:22 PM] sunasmine: Its our shadow

[11:22 PM] bronystar: ...

[11:22 PM] bronystar: oh

[11:22 PM] ivory: Follow it!

[11:23 PM] rarityx2: i thought it was dark?

[11:23 PM] sunasmine: shadows are dark?

[11:23 PM] bronystar: so wait if we can see our shadow

[11:23 PM] bronystar: then there is some light!

[11:23 PM] ivory: Following your shadow leads to yourself. When you find yourself, all is found.

[11:23 PM] bronystar: It's coming from behind us!

[11:23 PM] ivory: zen shit right there

[11:23 PM] bronystar: Turn 180 degrees and go that way

[11:24 PM] teapone: consensus?

[11:24 PM] divebomb: Hooray for clever conciousness! ^

[11:24 PM] ivory: Land and inspect the platform again

[11:24 PM] sunasmine: land and facehoof please :3

[11:25 PM] sunasmine: and inspect too i guess

[11:25 PM] bronystar: 180 and go!

[11:25 PM] bronystar: no wait

[11:25 PM] bronystar: land ad inspect

[11:25 PM] guest-614102 entered the room.

[11:25 PM] guest-614102 left the room.

[11:25 PM] divebomb: ^

[11:27 PM] sunasmine: [Damn I have to work tommorow, have fun out there ponies!]

[11:27 PM] teapone: You land on the rock, feeling *STUPID.*

[11:27 PM] bronystar: [bye suna]

[11:27 PM] ivory: [Shit! I gotta go!]

[11:27 PM] sunasmine: [And always, always wait for What do!]

[11:27 PM] ivory left the room.

[11:27 PM] bronystar: [suna plotkissu]

[11:27 PM] teapone: It is just a *GROUND.*

[11:27 PM] teapone: What do?

[11:27 PM] teapone: (G'night Sunapone)

[11:27 PM] bronystar: was the thing your shadow?

[11:28 PM] sunasmine: Masturbate

[11:28 PM] sunasmine: [cya later ponies!]

[11:28 PM] sunasmine left the room.

[11:28 PM] rarityx2: carefully walk around and inspect your surroundings

[11:28 PM] divebomb: {buy ponies}

[11:28 PM] divebomb: {by}

[11:28 PM] divebomb: {bye}

[11:28 PM] rarityx2: making note of any walls or large obstructions

[11:28 PM] divebomb: I agree with examining surroundings

[11:29 PM] rarityx2: (also is it confirmed we only have a map?)

[11:29 PM] bronystar: check to see if the thing was your shadow

[11:29 PM] e_z: look around

[11:30 PM] teapone: The *DARK THING* is very flat, and looks like you. It is your *SHADOW*. You feel *STUPID*

[11:30 PM] teapone: what do?

[11:30 PM] divebomb: head in the direction opposite of your shadow

[11:30 PM] bronystar: ^

[11:31 PM] teapone: consensus?

[11:32 PM] bronystar: go in opposite direction of shadow

[11:32 PM] divebomb: ^

[11:32 PM] lulaspookydesu: ^

[11:33 PM] giggles: ^

[11:33 PM] teapone: You turn around and *MARCH MERRILY* away from your shadow, which follows you. You emerge

[11:34 PM] teapone: from a *CAVE*. There is a *FOREST and a *SKY* which has a *MOON* and *STARS*

[11:34 PM] bronystar: Horray~

[11:34 PM] divebomb: woohooo

[11:35 PM] teapone: You proclaim your joy and hear a rumbling nearby. What do?

[11:35 PM] e_z: [don't interupt the narration]

[11:35 PM] bronystar: Fly away to a safe cloud

[11:35 PM] giggles: fly awaay~

[11:36 PM] divebomb: [i'm so bad at this :p sorry]

[11:37 PM] teapone: You prepare your wings for *FLY*. You take off from the ground, and go in a *DIRECTION*.

[11:37 PM] teapone: The rumble slowly fades.

[11:37 PM] rarityx2: (is this rumbling scary?)

[11:37 PM] bronystar: [sure seems scary]

[11:38 PM] teapone: However, your wings are now close to *OVERHEATING* because of how fast you ran. You should

[11:38 PM] teapone: probably *GROUND*.

[11:38 PM] teapone: what do?

[11:38 PM] divebomb: gournd

[11:38 PM] divebomb: ground

[11:38 PM] rarityx2: ^

[11:38 PM] bronystar: ^

[11:38 PM] giggles: ^

[11:40 PM] teapone: You *GROUND*. There is a strip of *LAND* under you that is lighter than the rest.

[11:41 PM] teapone: It appears to be a path. What do?

[11:41 PM] divebomb: look both directions of the path

[11:41 PM] e_z: have a gander at your map, if you still can't read it follow path

[11:41 PM] rarityx2: ^

[11:41 PM] divebomb: check map and check both directions of the path

[11:41 PM] bronystar: Look at map first

[11:42 PM] giggles: ^

[11:43 PM] teapone: You look at your *MAP.* It has *LINES,* some of which look like the path. Others look like

[11:43 PM] teapone: *LETTERS.* Giving up, you look to the *RIGHT* and see the path slope downwards. You look

[11:44 PM] lulaspookydesu left the room.

[11:44 PM] teapone: *LEFT* and see the path curve off into the *TREES*

[11:44 PM] teapone: What do?

[11:44 PM] bronystar: Quick question

[11:44 PM] teapone: ?

[11:44 PM] bronystar: can Rivets read?

[11:45 PM] bronystar: based on what you just told us it seems like she can't

[11:45 PM] rarityx2: there are no caves on the map?

[11:45 PM] rarityx2: or sources of rumbling?

[11:45 PM] teapone: Rivets is very proud of the fact that she *FINISHED LAW SCHOOL*

[11:45 PM] giggles: No, rivets are metal cylinders

[11:45 PM] giggles: They cannot read

[11:45 PM] bronystar: so she can read, but it's just too dark

[11:46 PM] bronystar: alright

[11:46 PM] bronystar: carefully follow the path

[11:46 PM] teapone: You were looking for where you were on the map, which you could not find.

[11:46 PM] bronystar: oh

[11:46 PM] teapone: what do?

[11:47 PM] rarityx2: ok we just don't know our position

[11:47 PM] rarityx2: so left or right?

[11:47 PM] divebomb: check map for landmarks and fly up to try to see landmarks

[11:47 PM] bronystar: we're too tired to fly remember

[11:48 PM] divebomb: no we aren't

[11:48 PM] divebomb: just close

[11:48 PM] teapone: consensus?

[11:48 PM] rarityx2: follow the path

[11:48 PM] divebomb: I like going right

[11:48 PM] bronystar: I suggest going right into the slope

[11:48 PM] rarityx2: i say slope

[11:48 PM] divebomb: [also, I must go, bye for now]

[11:48 PM] divebomb left the room.

[11:49 PM] hank_nj entered the room.

[11:50 PM] guest-614357 changed nickname to hank_nj

[11:51 PM] teapone: You trot down the slope, and find yourself at a solid looking *BRIDGE*. A small stream

[11:51 PM] teapone: runs beneath.

[11:51 PM] teapone: Ahead on the path you can see a dim *FIRE LIKE GLOW*

[11:51 PM] teapone: what do?

[11:51 PM] hank_nj left the room.

[11:52 PM] 8bit entered the room.

[11:52 PM] bronystar: Carefully approach the glowing area

[11:52 PM] rarityx2: ^

[11:54 PM] guest-614375 changed nickname to 8bit

[11:54 PM] teapone: You approach the glowing area carefully. The forest opens up into a small town, the glow

[11:54 PM] 8bit: [ok Got it this time]

[11:55 PM] bronystar: [yay]

[11:55 PM] teapone: was the light spilling from open windows.

[11:55 PM] 8bit left the room.

[11:55 PM] 8bit entered the room.

[11:55 PM] guest-614411 changed nickname to 8bit

[11:55 PM] 8bit changed nickname to 8bit0

[11:56 PM] 8bit: [maybe not... that was weird]

[11:56 PM] 8bit0 changed nickname to 8bit

[11:56 PM] teapone: You hear music coming from a building with a sign of a *MUG*. there is a building

[11:56 PM] teapone: across the street with a sign of a *BED*. What do?

[11:57 PM] e_z: try and read the map under windowlight

[11:57 PM] bronystar: ^

[11:57 PM] rarityx2: what is our energy level?

[11:58 PM] teapone: You are *TOO AFRAID OF YOUR OWN SHADOW* to be that introspective, Rarity

[11:58 PM] rarityx2: <3 hehe

[11:59 PM] teapone: But you have used 3 energy thus far.

[11:59 PM] 8bit left the room.

[11:59 PM] 8bit entered the room.

[11:59 PM] guest-614444 changed nickname to 8bit

[12:00 AM] rarityx2: if enough energy i say appraoch the mug sign and attempt enter?

[12:00 AM] teapone: You approach a window examine your *MAP*. The lines have not changed. This town looks like

[12:00 AM] 8bit: [GAH this is frustrating!]

[12:01 AM] teapone: *PONYVILLE* or *MANELAND* or *HOOFTON*

[12:02 AM] teapone: You can't really tell.

[12:02 AM] teapone: What do?

[12:02 AM] bronystar: Do we know anypony in any of these towns?

[12:02 AM] e_z left the room.

[12:03 AM] teapone: All of your friends have *FLED THE COUNTRY*.

[12:03 AM] teapone: You never really liked him, anyway.

[12:03 AM] 8bit: [i cant keep up with this right now Tea ill be on skype if you wana talk or Rp]

[12:04 AM] bronystar: go to the building with the mug to ask for information

[12:04 AM] rarityx2: ^

[12:05 AM] 8bit: joined the group whiteboard.

[12:05 AM] teapone: You notice that the voices in your head seem particularly quiet tonight. You shrug it off,

[12:05 AM] 8bit left the room.

[12:05 AM] teapone: and enter the *MUG BUILDING*. It appears to be a *PARTY OR SOMETHING*

[12:07 AM] teapone: The music is cheery, and you feel drawn to the dance floor. You feel *HOOFLOOSE*

[12:07 AM] teapone: what do?

[12:08 AM] rarityx2: be in the moment and pony dance?

[12:08 AM] rarityx2: we need to meet some ponies since we have no friends

[12:08 AM] bronystar: ^

[12:08 AM] teapone: ((I need to be more engaging, dammit. I'm fine with sex scenes, but not elsewhere))

[12:08 AM] bronystar: this will also help get information

[12:08 AM] teapone: ((Porbably why so many left))

[12:08 AM] rarityx2: well it took us an hour to land

[12:08 AM] rarityx2: hehe

[12:09 AM] teapone: ((True...))

[12:09 AM] bronystar: [their lose]

[12:10 AM] teapone: You drift onto the *GROUND OF MOVING RHYTHMICALLY* and begin to *GET YOUR GROOVE ON.*

[12:10 AM] teapone: You dance like a wounded buffalo.

[12:10 AM] teapone: what do?

[12:10 AM] bronystar: Seek out an attractive mare

[12:11 AM] rarityx2: ^

[12:11 AM] rarityx2: and stop dancing if you are terrible at it

[12:11 AM] bronystar: no no

[12:11 AM] bronystar: keep dancing horribly, be silly

[12:11 AM] bronystar: mare's like that funny

[12:12 AM] bronystar: right?

[12:12 AM] bronystar: show them you're fun

[12:13 AM] teapone: Which one?

[12:13 AM] clopity entered the room.

[12:13 AM] bronystar: well rarity it's between us

[12:13 AM] guest-614591 changed nickname to clopity

[12:13 AM] bronystar: and clopity now

[12:13 AM] clopity: wut are we doin here

[12:13 AM] rarityx2: keep dancing

[12:13 AM] clopity: whats between who?

[12:13 AM] teapone: ((CRPG))

[12:13 AM] bronystar: keep dancing

[12:13 AM] clopity: ((ah))

[12:14 AM] rarityx2: (also teapone i think you should decide more for us, to keep things moving?)

[12:14 AM] bronystar: [we're trying to get our futa-pegasus to dance]

[12:14 AM] bronystar: [with a pretty mare]

[12:14 AM] rarityx2: maybe we should pick out a prety mare?

[12:14 AM] teapone: You decide to *CONTINUE THE MATING RITUAL* while looking for a mare to seduce. However,

[12:14 AM] rarityx2: andd approach her

[12:15 AM] bronystar: ["however"...oh dear]

[12:15 AM] teapone: there is nothing cute or funny about a *WOUNDED BUFFALO.*

[12:15 AM] bronystar: [darn]

[12:15 AM] rarityx2: [lol]

[12:16 AM] teapone: The other dancers continue to dance, giving you room enough to not knock them out.

[12:17 AM] teapone: You spot a filly in the corner, another pegasus, dancing almost exactly like you.

[12:17 AM] bronystar: [filly?]

[12:17 AM] teapone: She is *GRAY* and *BLONDE* and the has a *BUBBLES* on her butt.

[12:17 AM] teapone: *she has a

[12:17 AM] bronystar: [:3]

[12:17 AM] teapone: what do?

[12:17 AM] bronystar: Dance with the Derp

[12:18 AM] rarityx2: ^^^

[12:19 AM] rarityx2: (must seduce the derp)

[12:19 AM] bronystar: [we must!]

[12:20 AM] teapone: You approach the silly loking pony and begin to *SHAKE IT LIKE A CAN OF SPRAY PAINT*

[12:20 AM] teapone: *looking

[12:21 AM] teapone: She giggles and *MOVES HER BUTT IN TIME WITH THE MUSIC* next to you.

[12:21 AM] rarityx2: (so cute)

[12:21 AM] bronystar: [awwyess]

[12:22 AM] giggles: [ok, baack]

[12:22 AM] bronystar: [great timing]

[12:22 AM] bronystar: [we're gonna seduce Derpy]

[12:24 AM] teapone: When the song ends, you find yourself facing the mare, who suffers from strabismus.

[12:24 AM] teapone: "Hi, I'm Derpy! Who are you?"

[12:25 AM] teapone: What do?

[12:25 AM] nursereshard entered the room.

[12:25 AM] guest-614696 changed nickname to nursereshard

[12:25 AM] bronystar: [hey nurse]

[12:25 AM] nursereshard: (hi)

[12:25 AM] bronystar: Introduce self

[12:25 AM] nursereshard: Hi my name is nurseredheart..

[12:26 AM] bronystar: [not you silly]

[12:26 AM] nursereshard: (o.o)

[12:26 AM] rarityx2: (heh)

[12:26 AM] bronystar: [we're in a crpg]

[12:26 AM] giggles: [hi nurse]

[12:26 AM] nursereshard: (oh)

[12:26 AM] rarityx2: als yes introduce self to derpy

[12:27 AM] rarityx2: ask her for dance?

[12:27 AM] bronystar: Tea: introduce self and say that you like derpy's moves

[12:27 AM] rarityx2: ^

[12:28 AM] giggles: ^

[12:28 AM] teapone: "Hi, Derpy, I'm Rivets. Those were some sweet dance moves out there."

[12:30 AM] bronystar: [say you'd like to buy her a drink]

[12:30 AM] teapone: "Haha, thanks. I'm usually a bit of a klutz, but I love dancing. You were pretty good too!

[12:30 AM] bronystar: [oops]

[12:30 AM] teapone: What do?

[12:30 AM] rarityx2: ^ offer drink

[12:30 AM] bronystar: ^

[12:30 AM] teapone: (luckily you had that in brackets -_-)

[12:31 AM] bronystar: :3

[12:32 AM] teapone: You ask her if she would like to join you for a drink. "Yeah, that sounds nice. Dancing as

[12:33 AM] teapone: good as we do is tiring." She sticks her tongue out before following over you to the bar.

[12:33 AM] teapone: "So, I don't think weve met before." Her right eye seems to be the dominat one.

[12:33 AM] teapone: What do?

[12:34 AM] rarityx2: (did we buy a drink for her yet?)

[12:34 AM] bronystar: "I'm just passing through"

[12:34 AM] rarityx2: ^

[12:34 AM] bronystar: "looking for a new home in [insert 3 town names]"

[12:35 AM] flintlock entered the room.

[12:35 AM] teapone: (The barmare has not approached you yet)

[12:35 AM] teapone: consensus?

[12:36 AM] rarityx2: ^

[12:36 AM] teapone: "Looking for a home" or not?

[12:36 AM] giggles: looking for hole

[12:36 AM] bronystar: I meant that to be all one thing

[12:37 AM] nursereshard left the room.

[12:38 AM] teapone: http://poll.pollcode.com/2e1idv

[12:38 AM] guest-614768 changed nickname to flintlock

[12:39 AM] teapone: (heyo Flintlockpone)

[12:39 AM] bronystar: New home

[12:39 AM] bronystar: vote

[12:40 AM] giggles: [hi flint]

[12:41 AM] flintlock: [Hello.]

[12:42 AM] teapone: You tell her you're just passing through, looking for a place to hole up for the night.

[12:44 AM] teapone: "Well, there's the *PONYVILLE HOSTEL* just across the street." She seems clueless to your

[12:44 AM] teapone: *GENIUS SEX JOKE*

[12:45 AM] teapone: The barmare approaches you. "Hi! What can I get you?" She's a purple filly with pink hair.

[12:45 AM] teapone: You can't see her cutiemark. What do?

[12:46 AM] bronystar: Order 2 drinks

[12:46 AM] rarityx2: ^

[12:46 AM] rarityx2: maybe order something strong

[12:47 AM] bronystar: 2 strong drinks yes

[12:47 AM] giggles: yus

[12:49 AM] teapone: You place your order for two pints of heavy cider. She turns away to fetch the order.

[12:50 AM] teapone: "Oh, you didn't have to..." Derpy's voice trails off, and her face turns slightly red.

[12:51 AM] teapone: what do?

[12:52 AM] bronystar: CHEERS~

[12:52 AM] rarityx2: ^

[12:56 AM] teapone: The barmare brings you your drinks, brown and frothing. You tip your glass towards her a

[12:56 AM] teapone: little. "Cheers."

[12:56 AM] teapone: She picks up her mug and smiles, tapping it against yours before drinking half of it.

[12:56 AM] teapone: what do?

[12:57 AM] bronystar: Ask about her

[12:57 AM] bronystar: derpy i mean

[12:57 AM] giggles: down drink

[12:57 AM] rarityx2: ^ ask derpy if she lives here, maybe hint if she has a place to stay?

[12:58 AM] bronystar: ^

[1:00 AM] teapone: You proceed to *INHALE YOUR SPIRIT,* downing all but a small sip in *ONLY A FEW GULPS*

[1:01 AM] teapone: You ask the mare if she lives here. "No. I just come down for the parties every now and

[1:01 AM] teapone: then. They're the best part of living here."

[1:02 AM] teapone: She finishes her drink, and then hails the barmare. She comes over and asks "What can I

[1:02 AM] teapone: get you two?" What do?

[1:03 AM] bronystar: another round, then ask derpy if she has a special somepony

[1:03 AM] rarityx2: ask her where she is staying tonight

[1:03 AM] rarityx2: ask both of those ^

[1:03 AM] rarityx2: (but she did go out alone?)

[1:03 AM] flintlock: Yawns as he trots lazily in to the bar, a saddle pack slung over his tired back.

[1:04 AM] twilight63d entered the room.

[1:04 AM] guest-615002 changed nickname to twilight63d

[1:05 AM] teapone: (lol, not quite, Flint XP)

[1:05 AM] bronystar: [we're not apart of this, just deciding what happens]

[1:06 AM] flintlock: [Sorry I"m not familiar with this type of game. ^_^;]

[1:06 AM] twilight63d: (sup?)

[1:06 AM] teapone: (It's pretty different. Also, suggestions closed atm)

[1:07 AM] twilight63d: (can i play?)

[1:07 AM] bronystar: [sure, we're trying to get derpy drunk and sleep with us]

[1:08 AM] twilight63d: (sweeeet)

[1:08 AM] teapone: You ask the mare behind the counter for another round of cider. She turns to go make the

[1:09 AM] teapone: drinks, but *DERPYPONE* stops her. "Hey, wait! Got anyothing stonger than this?" she asks.

[1:09 AM] bronystar: [aawwwwsnap]

[1:09 AM] rarityx2: ^

[1:09 AM] guest-615023 entered the room.

[1:09 AM] guest-615023 left the room.

[1:10 AM] teapone: "Let me see what I can find." The earth pony behind the bar respods with a smile. What do?

[1:10 AM] teapone: *responds

[1:10 AM] giggles: hoofbump Derpy

[1:10 AM] twilight63d: (what's the rp order)

[1:10 AM] teapone: (Not really an order XD)

[1:11 AM] bronystar: [we've made a character and are deciding her actions]

[1:11 AM] twilight63d: (ohhh)

[1:12 AM] giggles: [it's one character controlled by concensus and written by teapone]

[1:13 AM] teapone: (Yep. once I start writing, please don't write again until I say "What do?")

[1:13 AM] bronystar: Give derpy a smile and ask her about herself

[1:13 AM] teapone: (Also, we are a blue fua pegasus named Rivets trying to seduce Derpy at a party)

[1:13 AM] teapone: (*futa)

[1:14 AM] twilight63d: slip her a mickey

[1:14 AM] rarityx2: question derpy's choice of stronger drink?

[1:14 AM] teapone: consensus?

[1:14 AM] bronystar: I say ask her about herself

[1:14 AM] rarityx2: yes we need to know about her

[1:15 AM] battlerarity entered the room.

[1:15 AM] twilight63d: ^

[1:15 AM] bronystar: family for example

[1:15 AM] twilight63d: or boyfran

[1:15 AM] guest-615086 changed nickname to battlerarity

[1:15 AM] bronystar: ask if she has a family or boyfriend

[1:17 AM] teapone: You ask her about to tell you a little about herself, *NOT SO SUBTLY* asking if she's

[1:18 AM] teapone: seeing somepony. She *BLUSHES REDGRAY.* "Not really, no. Well, there is this one mare..."

[1:19 AM] teapone: She looks over her shoulder, and seeing nopony there, leans in close "I sort of have a

[1:20 AM] kristil left the room.

[1:20 AM] teapone: crush on *SPITFIREPONE*.

[1:20 AM] teapone: What do?

[1:20 AM] mcauliffe entered the room.

[1:20 AM] guest-615137 changed nickname to mcauliffe

[1:20 AM] mcauliffe: hey guys

[1:20 AM] bronystar: Call her bluff, say she doesn't actually know Spitfire

[1:21 AM] twilight63d: Say spitfire's taken, and point her out to rivets.

[1:21 AM] rarityx2: (well i am a pegasus, this might be ok?)

[1:23 AM] teapone: consensus?

[1:23 AM] bronystar: Say Spitfire is obvi with Sorren

[1:23 AM] rarityx2: keep talking to her

[1:24 AM] mcauliffe: Would someone mind PM'ing me the rules/help me catch up with this?

[1:24 AM] clopity left the room.

[1:25 AM] twilight63d: brony ^

[1:26 AM] teapone: So, tell Derpy Spitfire's with Soarin'?

[1:26 AM] giggles: [are people handling that?]

[1:26 AM] rarityx2: ^

[1:26 AM] bronystar: yes tea

[1:26 AM] mcauliffe: I'll vote yes

[1:27 AM] giggles: Yes, lie for sex

[1:27 AM] giggles: We are amoral pony.

[1:27 AM] bronystar: no gigs no lies

[1:27 AM] bronystar: We are a morally good pony

[1:28 AM] twilight63d: Just smooth with da ladies.

[1:28 AM] giggles: but we don't know Spitponi is with Soarin, we are making lieful conjectures for sex. : O

[1:28 AM] twilight63d: Truth benders yo.

[1:28 AM] bronystar: but it's obvi those two are fucking and derpy isn't telling us the whole truth

[1:29 AM] bronystar: call her bluff tea!

[1:29 AM] twilight63d: ^

[1:30 AM] teapone: Call her on that she doesn't know Spitfire? Or tell her that Spitfire is bangin' Soarin'?

[1:30 AM] rarityx2: (ask her if she has met spitfire?

[1:30 AM] twilight63d: Former

[1:30 AM] bronystar: former

[1:30 AM] mcauliffe: First one definitely

[1:32 AM] giggles: ok first

[1:32 AM] guest-615260 entered the room.

[1:32 AM] teapone: You call her bluff, saying that she doesn't know Spitfire. "Well, I'm going to change that

[1:32 AM] guest-615260 left the room.

[1:33 AM] teapone: soon. The Wonderbolts are holding auditions in a week, and my friend Rainbow Dash invited

[1:34 AM] teapone: me to watch her try out. She says she'll try to hook me up once she gets in."

[1:35 AM] teapone: The barmare returns and puts two glasses in from of each pegasus, one a pint of cider,

[1:35 AM] cherrychanga entered the room.

[1:35 AM] teapone: the other a shotglass full of a dark brown liquid. Derpy drops her entire shot glass into

[1:35 AM] guest-615281 changed nickname to cherrychanga

[1:36 AM] teapone: the cider, and drinks the entire thing without stopping for breath.

[1:36 AM] teapone: what do?

[1:37 AM] mcauliffe: Well, we should walk her home when the time comes

[1:37 AM] bronystar: well not yet tho

[1:37 AM] bronystar: hmm

[1:37 AM] rarityx2: hehe

[1:37 AM] rarityx2: might as well buy her another then?

[1:37 AM] rarityx2: since that one is gone

[1:37 AM] mcauliffe: Drinks for both of us!

[1:38 AM] rarityx2: (not sure how many drinks to get pony drunk?)

[1:38 AM] twilight63d: Say you're impressed

[1:38 AM] twilight63d: and the next drink is on the barmare

[1:38 AM] mcauliffe: (cider is 2%-8.5% ABV)

[1:39 AM] bronystar: tell her she's beautiful

[1:39 AM] bronystar: we gotta seduce her!

[1:39 AM] twilight63d: true, but she'll be seduced with more drink in her

[1:40 AM] rarityx2: (she is beautiful so yes we should tell her this!)

[1:40 AM] bronystar: tell her she's beautiful and be sincere

[1:40 AM] mcauliffe: (derpy is a very pretty pony, and most certainly not an ugly pony)

[1:41 AM] cherrychanga: Subtlety is a weapon in seduction. I suggest starting smaller talk or simple conversation.

[1:41 AM] twilight63d: Compliment her eyes

[1:41 AM] cherrychanga: Before the compliments, that is. Keep her occupied with speech while she drinks

[1:41 AM] twilight63d: compliment her big, beautiful yellow derpy eyes

[1:41 AM] bronystar: ^

[1:42 AM] bronystar: the eyes

[1:42 AM] bronystar: go for the eyes

[1:42 AM] mcauliffe: (what if she is sensitive about them?)

[1:42 AM] bronystar: say she has the most beautiful eyes

[1:44 AM] teapone: You proceed to *GUSH EXTRAVAGANTLY* about her *AMAZING PERFECT EYES.* She slams them shut

[1:44 AM] mcauliffe: fuck I knew it

[1:44 AM] cherrychanga: Well shit, son

[1:44 AM] bronystar: [we're not very smooth]

[1:44 AM] twilight63d: nope

[1:45 AM] bronystar: [we must have her!]

[1:45 AM] teapone: and *TURNS AWAYLIKE,* and begins to choke a little. "You're lying. They always lie."

[1:45 AM] bronystar: [but not rape]

[1:45 AM] twilight63d: never rape

[1:45 AM] twilight63d: we are honorable pony

[1:45 AM] mcauliffe: >rape

[1:45 AM] teapone: (also, STFU)

[1:45 AM] cherrychanga: (Sowwyz)

[1:45 AM] teapone: (wait until "What do?" please)

[1:46 AM] giggles: [^]

[1:47 AM] teapone: Derpy flies off into the crowd, and darts up a back flight of stairs.

[1:47 AM] teapone: what do?

[1:47 AM] twilight63d: Chase after her, you silly

[1:47 AM] mcauliffe: Chase her

[1:47 AM] twilight63d: okie dokie lokie

[1:47 AM] rarityx2: ^^

[1:47 AM] bronystar: Follow and try not to freak her out this time

[1:48 AM] giggles: give chase

[1:48 AM] rarityx2: explain to her that you were being genuine

[1:48 AM] rarityx2: and she is a pretty pony etc

[1:48 AM] twilight63d: It makes her unique

[1:48 AM] twilight63d: and gives her personality!

[1:48 AM] rarityx2: ^

[1:48 AM] bronystar: ^

[1:48 AM] mcauliffe: ^

[1:50 AM] teapone: You *WINGS* over the crowd, flying after the cute *BUBBLEPONE.* At the top of the stairs,

[1:51 AM] teapone: you catch a glimpse of a yellow tail slip into a room before the door *CLOSES LOUDLIKE*

[1:51 AM] teapone: What do?

[1:51 AM] battlerarity left the room.

[1:52 AM] bronystar: Knock on the door and call to her

[1:52 AM] twilight63d: and say ^

[1:52 AM] mcauliffe: Knock on the door and ask nicely to talk to her

[1:52 AM] cherrychanga: Knock quietly and ask if you can reiterate what you said.

[1:52 AM] bronystar: ^

[1:52 AM] rarityx2: ^

[1:52 AM] bronystar: what cherrychanga

[1:52 AM] bronystar: said

[1:54 AM] teapone: You tap lightly on the door, and recieve a muffled call in return. "Whuddoyuan?" You ask

[1:57 AM] teapone: her to just listen, so you can explain what you said. "Leafmealon." What do?

[1:57 AM] bronystar: Please open the door so I can explain

[1:57 AM] rarityx2: ^

[1:57 AM] rarityx2: be sweet yet persistent

[1:58 AM] mcauliffe: ^

[1:58 AM] twilight63d: Tell her that pone's mom had derpy eyes

[1:58 AM] twilight63d: and she was the sweetest pone ever, and that's why you like her eyes.

[1:59 AM] bronystar: that might be a little much

[1:59 AM] bronystar: let's just try to get her to open the door for now

[1:59 AM] cherrychanga: I'll put my ballot for what bronystar said. I don't think the eye strat worked so far. >.>

[1:59 AM] twilight63d: maybe for later

[1:59 AM] twilight63d: but you have to address the elephant in the room

[1:59 AM] bronystar: we'll revisit that, but we gotta get her to listen

[1:59 AM] twilight63d: eventually, but go with brony

[1:59 AM] mcauliffe: I vote brony

[2:00 AM] rarityx2: ^bstar

[2:02 AM] mcauliffe: brb

[2:03 AM] teapone: You ask her to *OPENDOOR*. You hear hoofbeats, and the door eases open, revealing

[2:03 AM] rarityx2: ..

[2:04 AM] teapone: *BUBBLEPONE* in a softly lit room. There is a *BEDLIKE OBJECT* as well as a *CLOSET TYPE*

[2:04 AM] teapone: *THING*, and a *CONTRAPTION SIMILAR IN APPEARANCE TO A DRESSER.*

[2:04 AM] teapone: What do?

[2:05 AM] bronystar: Ask if you can come in to explain

[2:05 AM] horsey_saucier entered the room.

[2:05 AM] twilight63d: ^

[2:06 AM] cherrychanga: ^

[2:06 AM] guest-615491 changed nickname to horsey_saucier

[2:06 AM] rarityx2: ^ but just do don't ask

[2:06 AM] cumdumpster entered the room.

[2:06 AM] guest-615497 changed nickname to cumdumpster

[2:07 AM] rarityx2: (anypones need updates can pm?)

[2:07 AM] bronystar: @rarity: i think asking is important

[2:07 AM] bronystar: like if you just went in that would be kinda dickish

[2:08 AM] rarityx2: heh yeah i agree not sure if she's inviting us in

[2:08 AM] rarityx2: by opening the door

[2:08 AM] twilight63d: yeah, we were already kinda dicksih

[2:08 AM] twilight63d: eyes and all.

[2:08 AM] rarityx2: yep should have jsut kept buying her drinks

[2:08 AM] bronystar: just very calmly ask if you come insdie

[2:08 AM] rarityx2: ^^

[2:10 AM] teapone: You *ASK REALLY SORT OF CUTELY* if you can come in. "Tell me why you're here." She replies

[2:11 AM] teapone: She sounds *HURTLIKE*

[2:11 AM] teapone: what do?

[2:12 AM] twilight63d: sigh and tell her about your derpy mother

[2:12 AM] bronystar: to say sorry for freaking her out and that she really is beautiful

[2:12 AM] rarityx2: be honest tell her you wanted to spend more time with her and you didn't mean to offend he

[2:12 AM] cumdumpster: Yell at her

[2:12 AM] bronystar: nNo derpy mother is crazy talk

[2:12 AM] rarityx2: also bstar^

[2:12 AM] giggles: ^

[2:12 AM] twilight63d: i concede

[2:12 AM] bronystar: That'll scare her again

[2:12 AM] rarityx2: also might want to not comment on her looks anymore?

[2:12 AM] horsey_saucier: you bust down the door, shover her to the ground and raper her. I mean, she's retarded.

[2:13 AM] horsey_saucier: what is she going to do? call the pony cops?

[2:13 AM] mcauliffe: back

[2:13 AM] rarityx2: focus on her personality, dancing,?

[2:13 AM] twilight63d: we are righteous pone

[2:13 AM] twilight63d: not rapist pone

[2:13 AM] cherrychanga: I think it's still to early for compliments again. Last time wasn't good.

[2:13 AM] twilight63d: ^ ryx2

[2:13 AM] rarityx2: derpy is much to sweet to rape

[2:14 AM] cumdumpster: ^horsey

[2:14 AM] cherrychanga: "I'm really sorry for offending you, I swear I didn't mean any harm. Can we talk?"

horsey_saucier was banned by teapone (teapone)

[2:14 AM] horsey_saucier left the room.

[2:14 AM] cumdumpster: :(

[2:14 AM] twilight63d: justice.

[2:14 AM] mcauliffe: I like CC's idea

[2:14 AM] cumdumpster: I thought it was a fun idea

[2:14 AM] bronystar: with CC

[2:15 AM] teapone: It was a normal, acceptable response until the retarded part

cumdumpster was banned by teapone (teapone)

[2:15 AM] cumdumpster left the room.

[2:15 AM] cherrychanga: (lolz)

[2:15 AM] rarityx2: ^ cc idea too

[2:15 AM] twilight63d: justice

[2:16 AM] twilight63d: x2

[2:16 AM] twilight63d: hoooo

[2:16 AM] bronystar: and now that the trolls are gone

[2:16 AM] cherrychanga: ((Hey by the way is the whole idea of righteousness a rule by you Tea?)

[2:16 AM] cherrychanga: ((Or did we just assume that role))

[2:16 AM] bronystar: we assumed it

[2:16 AM] teapone: You tell her that you really didn't mean to offend her, and *ASK FOR TALKS.* "It's okay,

[2:17 AM] teapone: I'm just really sensitive about my eyes..." She stands aside and hold the *INFERNAL DOOR*

[2:18 AM] divebomb entered the room.

[2:18 AM] teapone: to the side so you can enter. She lets it swing closed behind you.

[2:18 AM] guest-615566 changed nickname to divebomb

[2:18 AM] teapone: What do?

[2:18 AM] twilight63d: Sit her down on the bed

[2:19 AM] twilight63d: and say sorry again

[2:19 AM] twilight63d: and compliment her personality this time

[2:19 AM] cherrychanga: Too forward still I think. And No I'm not just a pussy

[2:19 AM] rarityx2: well she brought it up now

[2:19 AM] rarityx2: so i think she does want to talk about it

[2:19 AM] twilight63d: ^

[2:19 AM] bronystar: I say sit her down on the bed and say that you really do think she's beautiful

[2:19 AM] cherrychanga: I meant sitting her down on the bet

[2:19 AM] cherrychanga: bed*

[2:19 AM] bronystar: just don't point out her eyes

[2:20 AM] rarityx2: ^ sitting her down

[2:20 AM] mcauliffe: I agree with BS

[2:20 AM] cherrychanga: You wouldn't get weirded out by some stranger coming into your room and making you sit?

[2:20 AM] twilight63d: well just sit on the bed

[2:20 AM] bronystar: hmm

[2:20 AM] twilight63d: and let her do what derpy do

[2:20 AM] cherrychanga: Sit on the bed without her, but leave room if she wants to join you.

[2:20 AM] twilight63d: if she wants to sit next to pone then she will

[2:20 AM] rarityx2: ^

[2:21 AM] bronystar: yes that

[2:21 AM] mcauliffe: ^

[2:21 AM] cherrychanga: While you sit, just look around the room and compliment it.

[2:21 AM] flutterwhy4 entered the room.

[2:21 AM] bronystar: its not her room

[2:21 AM] guest-615593 changed nickname to flutterwhy4

[2:21 AM] cherrychanga: Well shit then

[2:21 AM] bronystar: she's just visiting as well

[2:21 AM] flutterwhy4: )i'm back)

[2:21 AM] bronystar: hey flutter

[2:21 AM] rarityx2: let her talk first

[2:21 AM] bronystar: Yeah lets try that

[2:21 AM] cherrychanga: There we go.

[2:22 AM] bronystar: Let Derpy speak

[2:22 AM] mcauliffe: I agree, let's wait for her

[2:22 AM] teapone: Consensus?

[2:22 AM] twilight63d: Sit on bed

[2:22 AM] twilight63d: let her speak

[2:22 AM] cherrychanga: 6

[2:22 AM] cherrychanga: Derp ^

[2:22 AM] flutterwhy4: w/ whatever the most outrageous suggestion was

[2:23 AM] flutterwhy4: color

[2:23 AM] bronystar: we're trying to be righteous

[2:23 AM] bronystar: no rapes or crazyness

[2:23 AM] flutterwhy4: : /

[2:23 AM] flutterwhy4: Okies

[2:23 AM] teapone: (I banned those ponies, FW4, for calling Derpy retarded.)

[2:23 AM] divebomb: hooray for righteous towards derpy!

[2:23 AM] flutterwhy4: I didn't call her retarded

[2:23 AM] teapone: (also, use unused color, for my sake

[2:23 AM] teapone: )

[2:23 AM] flutterwhy4: I just agreed with the suggetion

[2:23 AM] twilight63d: Golden rule, mah nigga.

[2:24 AM] flutterwhy4: (this okay)

[2:24 AM] teapone: (yep)

[2:24 AM] divebomb: (this?)

[2:24 AM] cherrychanga: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:24 AM] twilight63d: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:25 AM] teapone: You *GRAFULLY ALIGHT*

[2:25 AM] teapone: carp

[2:25 AM] teapone: *You *GRACEFULLY ALIGHT* onto the bed, and settle and wait for Derpy to break the ice.

[2:27 AM] teapone: "I was born with hypertrophia," she finally begins. "And they teased me about it whenever

[2:28 AM] teapone: I did something. I don't have any real depth perception, so I tended to be a bit of a

[2:29 AM] teapone: klutz." She turned her head away. "When I finally got a date for prom, he told me how much

[2:30 AM] teapone: he loved my eyes, how special they made me. Later that night, I went to his house. And..."

[2:30 AM] rarityx2: (!)?

[2:31 AM] divebomb: (snake has been discovered ^)

[2:31 AM] cherrychanga: (shh)

[2:32 AM] teapone: She begins to tear, but then takes a dep breath to calm herself. "He told me to close my

[2:33 AM] teapone: eyes. And I did. And... and..." She began to break up, tears streaming down her face. "He

[2:35 AM] teapone: said 'That's a good look for you.'" She completely breaks down, and runs toward you on the

[2:36 AM] teapone: *BEDLIKE OBJECt.* She misses you by mere inches, and stuffs her face into a pillow,

[2:36 AM] teapone: sobbing uncontrolably next to you. What do?

[2:36 AM] flutterwhy4: (do we have any special magical abilities, weapons, armor or inventory?)

[2:36 AM] bronystar: [all we have is a map]

[2:36 AM] mcauliffe: hug tiem

[2:36 AM] teapone: (we have a *MAP* and *WINGS*)

[2:36 AM] twilight63d: hug tiem

[2:36 AM] bronystar: Hug

[2:36 AM] cherrychanga: In a totally NONCREEP-O way, embrace and shush her. Fix her hair, it's prolly a mess.

[2:37 AM] rarityx2: ^hugs

[2:37 AM] twilight63d: Lightly wrap arms around her and pat her gently.

[2:37 AM] divebomb: ^

[2:37 AM] twilight63d: Let her cry into pone's shoulder

[2:37 AM] bronystar: W/twilight

[2:37 AM] rarityx2: (poor derpy my heart is crushed)

[2:38 AM] flutterwhy4: search the room for things to fill our inventory with

[2:38 AM] twilight63d: lol flutter

[2:38 AM] bronystar: [we should kill that guy]

[2:38 AM] cherrychanga: Wat

[2:38 AM] bronystar: [but later]

[2:38 AM] bronystar: hug derpy time

[2:39 AM] rarityx2: ^ ponyhugs

[2:39 AM] flutterwhy4: Hug then acquire things

[2:39 AM] flutterwhy4: :3

[2:39 AM] teapone: How? I mean, her head is basically facing your butt right now. So, get up and turn around?

[2:40 AM] bronystar: No

[2:40 AM] bronystar: hang on

[2:40 AM] teapone: Also, Rivets is not a Kleptomaiacpone

[2:40 AM] rarityx2: i think we need a diagram

[2:40 AM] bronystar: hmm

[2:40 AM] flutterwhy4: make sure we don't far

[2:40 AM] teapone: *maniac

[2:40 AM] rarityx2: *diagram

[2:40 AM] flutterwhy4: fart*

[2:40 AM] teapone: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:40 AM] bronystar: srsly?

[2:40 AM] bronystar: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:40 AM] mcauliffe: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:40 AM] flutterwhy4: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:40 AM] rarityx2: (but umm somehow postion to but hoof on back?)

[2:40 AM] twilight63d: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:40 AM] rarityx2: if can't embrace huhh

[2:40 AM] rarityx2: *hugz

[2:40 AM] cherrychanga: Alright then, rub her back and shush her. Gently brush a hoof through her hair and say,

[2:41 AM] cherrychanga: "I'm so sorry to hear that. Some ponies can be so cruel..."

[2:41 AM] bronystar: Rub back yeah

[2:41 AM] bronystar: apologize for jerk

[2:41 AM] giggles: ^

[2:41 AM] twilight63d: ^

[2:41 AM] mcauliffe: ^

[2:41 AM] cherrychanga: ^

[2:42 AM] flutterwhy4: >

[2:42 AM] cherrychanga: v

[2:42 AM] mcauliffe: We playing DDR?

[2:43 AM] twilight63d: I can Stepmania with the best of them

[2:43 AM] teapone: (^^vv<><>BA?)

[2:43 AM] twilight63d: br br br? huehuehue

[2:43 AM] bronystar: ^^vv<><>

[2:43 AM] flutterwhy4: <><><<>><>M><>><><><>><>>>><><><>><><

[2:43 AM] bronystar: oh tea yea~

[2:44 AM] cherrychanga: Those look like fishies when you're off your ass drunk

[2:44 AM] bronystar: so we decided to console derpy by rubbing her back and apologize for jerky pony

[2:44 AM] giggles: comfort derppone

[2:44 AM] twilight63d: (.)<>

[2:44 AM] cherrychanga: Yeah I guess we were going with what I said?

[2:45 AM] mcauliffe: I think we should apologize too

[2:45 AM] bronystar: yes

[2:45 AM] cherrychanga: Nah we need to focus all negative attention away from ourselves

[2:45 AM] bronystar: Include an apology from us for reminding her of it

[2:45 AM] teapone: You gently place your hoof on *BUBBLEPONEBACK*, gently shhing her. Her crying slowly

[2:47 AM] teapone: subsides, and you turn your body to the side and pet her mane back into place. You tell

[2:48 AM] teapone: her about how the cruelty of others shold never stop you from loving yourself, and begin

[2:48 AM] teapone: to apologize for bringing up the subject in the first place.

[2:50 AM] teapone: "No, I'm sorry for piling all this on you. You're a beautiful mare, and here I am a silly

[2:50 AM] teapone: emotional wreck, bawling my eyes out in front of you, even though we just met."

[2:50 AM] teapone: What do?

[2:50 AM] flutterwhy4: Conjure Teabag

[2:51 AM] bronystar: "You think i'm beautiful?"

[2:51 AM] giggles: shush flutter

[2:51 AM] flutterwhy4: Use boil and heat her some tea

[2:51 AM] flutterwhy4: :3

[2:52 AM] cherrychanga: Is she facing us now?

[2:52 AM] teapone: (I would absolutely LOVE to do that, FW4)

[2:52 AM] teapone: joined the group whiteboard.

[2:52 AM] twilight63d: brony ^

[2:52 AM] mcauliffe: Thank her for the compliment

[2:52 AM] twilight63d: also tell her that she's beautiful regardless of what she do

[2:53 AM] twilight63d: even if that's crying her eyes out

[2:54 AM] divebomb left the room.

[2:54 AM] cherrychanga: (Only regard this if she's facing us) Smile compassionately and wipe a tear from her face.

[2:54 AM] cherrychanga: "You need to realize just how beautiful you are." Put her hoof in yours.

[2:55 AM] teapone: (wow, I didn't even realize the metaness of the "Bawling my eyes out" phrase...)

[2:55 AM] twilight63d: (teapone... so meta)

[2:56 AM] teapone: Consensus?

[2:56 AM] bronystar: "You think I'm beautiful~?"

[2:56 AM] twilight63d: thank her.

[2:56 AM] twilight63d: and then tell her something self effacing

[2:57 AM] bronystar: "I think you're beautiful too"

[2:57 AM] twilight63d: but funny, like I peed my bed even after i got my cutie mark

[2:57 AM] bronystar: Self-effacing?

[2:57 AM] bronystar: we have a penis

[2:57 AM] bronystar: we're futapone

[2:58 AM] teapone: ...

[2:58 AM] flutterwhy4: Use Dominate, make her tell us what we want to know

[2:58 AM] twilight63d: use Batman voice?

[2:58 AM] flutterwhy4: ^

[2:58 AM] bronystar: we have not reached a consensus

[2:59 AM] rarityx2: well lets be nice to her a bit yet

[2:59 AM] rarityx2: can't rape her

[2:59 AM] twilight63d: ryx2

[2:59 AM] twilight63d: ^

[2:59 AM] flutterwhy4: Tell her we have a biiiiig present that'll make her feel better

[2:59 AM] twilight63d: Apologize, be a bit modest about the compliment, thank her and then shoot the shit for a b

[2:59 AM] twilight63d: it

[2:59 AM] mcauliffe: Twi gets my vote

[3:00 AM] bronystar: w/twi

[3:00 AM] teapone: Apologize for what?

[3:00 AM] bronystar: well i guess we've already apologized

[3:00 AM] bronystar: so skip that

[3:00 AM] cherrychanga: My vote is for Cherrychanga

[3:00 AM] twilight63d: Cherry/Changa 2012

[3:00 AM] twilight63d: but i'm with me.

[3:01 AM] cherrychanga: Don't vote Chimmy/Cherry.

[3:02 AM] bronystar: i'm still going with

[3:02 AM] bronystar: "You think I'm beautiful~?"

[3:03 AM] rarityx2: hell lets just make her some tea

[3:03 AM] bronystar: we don't have the tools

[3:03 AM] cherrychanga: We aren't younikorns

[3:03 AM] mcauliffe: guys, we have winghands

[3:04 AM] bronystar: we don't have the leaves

[3:04 AM] rarityx2: oh yes we aren't magical

[3:04 AM] teapone: You play off the compliment, and rest a hoof over hers, telling her that she should have

[3:06 AM] teapone: no reason to believe anything anypony in elementary school said. You tell her she's unique

[3:07 AM] teapone: and not just beautiful, and that's something none of them could ever hope to be.

[3:08 AM] teapone: She looks up to you with thanks in her eyes. "You really think I'm beautiful?"

[3:08 AM] teapone: What do

[3:08 AM] twilight63d: nod and go in for the kiss

[3:09 AM] giggles: [Ok ponies, this has gone on a long time and I have to sleep for tomorrow]

[3:09 AM] twilight63d: night gigs

[3:09 AM] giggles: [I want to do this again, when I'm les unable to aprticipate]

[3:09 AM] mcauliffe: NIght!

[3:09 AM] giggles left the room.

[3:09 AM] bronystar: nightygigs

[3:09 AM] flutterwhy4: (aaaaand he's gone)

[3:09 AM] mcauliffe: sloppy makeout

[3:09 AM] bronystar: Tell her yes and lean in for a kiss

[3:10 AM] cherrychanga: Alright, I got nothin. I'll just vote with the rest. No guts, no glory

[3:10 AM] rarityx2: yes tll her she is beautiful

[3:11 AM] rarityx2: again and again

[3:11 AM] rarityx2: because she is!

[3:11 AM] twilight63d: You bettah recognize

[3:11 AM] cherrychanga: I feel like it'd be out of character to go on a monologue ballad describing her beauty.

[3:11 AM] cherrychanga: but I would totally be game for that

[3:12 AM] twilight63d: Play Parasprite Polka for mood music

[3:12 AM] twilight63d: haha

[3:12 AM] teapone: "Absolutely." You lean in and kiss her gently on the lips. She seems taken aback at first,

[3:13 AM] teapone: You break the kiss when the pulls back. "Very beautiful," you say, looking her in her

[3:13 AM] teapone: dominant eye, smiling.

[3:14 AM] teapone: She leans out and puts her lips to yours again.

[3:14 AM] teapone: what do?

[3:14 AM] flutterwhy4: Go super-saiyan

[3:15 AM] flutterwhy4: And yell aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!

[3:15 AM] bronystar: passionite makeout

[3:15 AM] twilight63d: lie down on the bed

[3:15 AM] twilight63d: and bring her with you

[3:15 AM] twilight63d: but no shenanigans

[3:15 AM] teapone: (Flutterwhy: you op a blood vessel and die. The end.)

[3:15 AM] twilight63d: just kiss

[3:15 AM] cherrychanga: Get physical, physical. Close your eyes and put your hoof behind her head, pulling her to-

[3:15 AM] teapone: *pop

[3:15 AM] cherrychanga: you

[3:16 AM] cherrychanga: And then do what Twilight said.

[3:16 AM] rarityx2: kisses and nibbles

[3:16 AM] mcauliffe: nonsexual feels are very nice as well

[3:16 AM] flutterwhy4: (Can I make a hilariously awful suggestion? :3)

[3:16 AM] teapone: Of course

[3:17 AM] flutterwhy4: Ask her if she has a sister.

[3:17 AM] rarityx2: ohyou.jpg

[3:17 AM] cherrychanga: Ask her if Dinky wants to join

[3:17 AM] flutterwhy4: ^

[3:17 AM] flutterwhy4: ^^^

[3:17 AM] bronystar: ^ i'm okay with this

[3:17 AM] flutterwhy4: ^^^^^^^

[3:17 AM] bronystar: but not now

[3:17 AM] cherrychanga: oshit

[3:17 AM] cherrychanga: Don't do it Tea!

[3:17 AM] bronystar: passionite make ou

[3:17 AM] rarityx2: we had better get some been seducing this young mare for hours!

[3:17 AM] bronystar: make out

[3:18 AM] teapone: Consensus?

[3:18 AM] flutterwhy4: Sure, makeout so we can get to filly threeway

[3:18 AM] bronystar: passionite makeout

[3:18 AM] twilight63d: makeout

[3:18 AM] twilight63d: lie down on the bed

[3:18 AM] twilight63d: just make out

[3:18 AM] twilight63d: no shenanigans

[3:18 AM] mcauliffe: makeout

[3:18 AM] cherrychanga: Bring her closer to you and do the mouthdance

[3:18 AM] twilight63d: shenanigans come soon

[3:18 AM] twilight63d: but not now

[3:18 AM] rarityx2: ^

[3:18 AM] flutterwhy4: Do the Caramelldansen

[3:18 AM] cherrychanga: Also how do futapones hide their hardons? I would've been fucked long ago

[3:19 AM] flutterwhy4: You were hard when she was talking about her horrible prom?

[3:19 AM] flutterwhy4: You sick fuck

[3:19 AM] twilight63d: also, when shenanigans come, i insist on playing Parasprite Polka

[3:19 AM] twilight63d: as mood music

[3:19 AM] cherrychanga: You're acting like you weren't, flutter

[3:19 AM] flutterwhy4: :3

[3:19 AM] flutterwhy4: Maybe a bit

[3:20 AM] bronystar: so yeah make out

[3:22 AM] teapone: You continue the kiss, gently pushing your *SEXY PONY TONGUE* against her *CUTE LIPS.*

[3:23 AM] teapone: As you *SLOPPYMAKEOUTSDO*, you begin to feel a familiar friend begin to press against your

[3:23 AM] sparklesbright entered the room.

[3:23 AM] guest-616085 changed nickname to sparklesbright

[3:24 AM] cherrychanga left the room.

[3:24 AM] teapone: *PONYBELLY*. You continue to hold *BUBBLEPONE*'s hoof, as your kiss slowly gets more

[3:25 AM] teapone: *SEXY AND TOTALLY HOT*

[3:25 AM] teapone: what do?

[3:25 AM] cherrychanga entered the room.

[3:25 AM] guest-616097 changed nickname to cherrychanga

[3:25 AM] bronystar: try to hide your boner

[3:25 AM] flutterwhy4: Go to the castle to talk to *BLUEBLOOD PONY*.

[3:25 AM] rarityx2: (how is derpy pony react to all this?)

[3:25 AM] cherrychanga: It's a surprise

[3:26 AM] twilight63d: Derpy probably feels the boner

[3:26 AM] twilight63d: slide your hooves down to her poneplot

[3:26 AM] flutterwhy4: (this would be hotter if I hadn't just farted IRL and wasn't imagining myself farting in

[3:27 AM] flutterwhy4: mid make-out, really rank foul odor)

[3:27 AM] bronystar: c'mon be kawaii and try to hide the boner~

[3:27 AM] twilight63d: you're righteous and decisive pone

[3:27 AM] twilight63d: no need for kawaiiness

[3:28 AM] bronystar: there's always a need to be kawaii

[3:28 AM] flutterwhy4: I don't like Kawaiian pizza

[3:28 AM] cherrychanga: I say break the kiss and push your forehead against hers and smile suggestively.

[3:28 AM] cherrychanga: Then rub your hands down her back slowly, seeing how she responds

[3:29 AM] flutterwhy4: Turn her into a jar

[3:29 AM] cherrychanga: Become marmalade

[3:29 AM] cherrychanga: And then fill said derpyjar

[3:30 AM] flutterwhy4: We should make her wear a diaper and do some age-regression play

[3:30 AM] bronystar: Pull away from derpy and show her your penis

[3:30 AM] teapone: This Derp is a jar?

[3:30 AM] flutterwhy4: Or have us wear a diaper

[3:30 AM] flutterwhy4: and her mommy us

[3:30 AM] flutterwhy4: Also ^

[3:31 AM] teapone: Consensus?

[3:31 AM] flutterwhy4: Break off make-out, produce armfull of pinecones, say "put these in your butt!"

[3:31 AM] bronystar: tell derpy your secret

[3:31 AM] mcauliffe: activate horsecock

[3:31 AM] bronystar: Penis pokes derpy

[3:31 AM] flutterwhy4: Or whatever everyone else wants

[3:32 AM] rarityx2: ^ cherry

[3:32 AM] cherrychanga: Do yo-yo tricks with your penor

[3:32 AM] cherrychanga: But no, I'm done, I'm going with what I originally saifd

[3:32 AM] cherrychanga: said*

[3:32 AM] cherrychanga: God I'm silly tonight

[3:33 AM] flutterwhy4: Silly is best

[3:33 AM] teapone: So... Show penis or get sexy first?

[3:33 AM] mcauliffe: Ladies before futas

[3:33 AM] bronystar: show her so she's not all freaked out later

[3:34 AM] cherrychanga: I say bring sexy back. You wouldn't want to frighten the poor dear with your madam'ledick

[3:34 AM] rarityx2: she knows

[3:34 AM] rarityx2: unless you are wearing clothing?

[3:35 AM] teapone: ponies are naked unless otherwise noted

[3:35 AM] bronystar: penis gets hard from kissing and pokes Derpy

[3:35 AM] cherrychanga: Take the precautious yet seductive route instead of diving headfirst into candy vag.

[3:35 AM] twilight63d: blush, push her away

[3:35 AM] twilight63d: and say i have an issue

[3:36 AM] twilight63d: i have a penis coming out of my vag

[3:36 AM] twilight63d: and then feel unsexy

[3:36 AM] twilight63d: til derpy wants to get sexy

[3:36 AM] teapone: FYI, futa means full genetalia of both genders

[3:37 AM] twilight63d: i know

[3:38 AM] teapone: ...

[3:38 AM] divebomb entered the room.

[3:38 AM] guest-616184 changed nickname to divebomb

[3:39 AM] bronystar: Teapone, you make the choice

[3:39 AM] cherrychanga: That's just not the point though. He could be doing this on his own if that's how it was.

[3:39 AM] teapone: You slowly pull your *SWEET CANDY LIPS* from hers, tilting your head forward gently.

[3:39 AM] cherrychanga: Let's just be more cooperative

[3:40 AM] flutterwhy4: (are we made of candy? Are we Peppermint Butler?)

[3:41 AM] teapone: You smile lovingly at *BUBBLEPONE*, and slide a hoof gently down her back, keeping the

[3:42 AM] teapone: other one placed softly over her forehoof. Her breath grows quicker at your touch, and she

[3:44 AM] teapone: pulls her head back a little, and her hips rock away from you. She reaches a hoof behind

[3:46 AM] teapone: your back and pulls you into another kiss. She rolls onto her back, bringing you with her.

[3:46 AM] teapone: what do?

[3:46 AM] rarityx2: ^

[3:46 AM] bronystar: sex

[3:46 AM] rarityx2: ^

[3:47 AM] cherrychanga: Slowly descend down her form, giving kisses and licks around her body until you get to the

[3:47 AM] twilight63d: alright fellers

[3:47 AM] twilight63d: it's late

[3:47 AM] rarityx2: also everything cheery says ^

[3:47 AM] cherrychanga: Candy vag. Wrap your hooves around her backside and look up at her with a maliciously

[3:47 AM] twilight63d: night. will someone save me the clop for later?

[3:47 AM] mcauliffe: lick crotchtits

[3:47 AM] cherrychanga: seductive look and grind her hips into your snout, going to town like a fat kid in a buffe

[3:47 AM] cherrychanga: t

[3:48 AM] teapone: All transcripts will be recorded raw

[3:48 AM] twilight63d: yay al teapone <3

[3:48 AM] twilight63d: thanks

[3:48 AM] cherrychanga: If you guys want to add onto that or change it, go ahead, I'll be completely cooperative

[3:48 AM] bronystar: I just think sex is good

[3:48 AM] twilight63d left the room.

[3:49 AM] rarityx2: well we know this mare wants sex

[3:49 AM] rarityx2: but how?

[3:49 AM] rarityx2: can't just ram and run

[3:49 AM] bronystar: Teapony is in control

[3:49 AM] cherrychanga: Do you want to have more foreplay?

[3:49 AM] divebomb: nuzzle her, snuggle her, touch her more sensitive areas

[3:49 AM] bronystar: yes more foreplay

[3:49 AM] mcauliffe: I want a long foreplay personally

[3:50 AM] rarityx2: i think derpy is worth it

[3:50 AM] rarityx2: she's not just any old pony

[3:50 AM] divebomb: (anyone using this color?)

[3:50 AM] mcauliffe: I want us to drive Derpy wild

[3:50 AM] teapone: (Divebomb, you can use the dark red)

[3:51 AM] flutterwhy4: Let's

[3:51 AM] teapone: consensus?

[3:51 AM] flutterwhy4: Fuck

[3:51 AM] flutterwhy4: Dinky

[3:51 AM] cherrychanga: Okie dokie! How about we nibble and lick all around Derpone's ears and neck and make her

[3:51 AM] rarityx2: ^

[3:51 AM] bronystar: Cunnilingus

[3:51 AM] cherrychanga: But...

[3:51 AM] mcauliffe: I like CC's new idea

[3:51 AM] cherrychanga: That's what I said before >.<

[3:51 AM] flutterwhy4: Ask her if she can blow bubbles with her vag

[3:52 AM] flutterwhy4: That cutie mark has to mean something

[3:52 AM] cherrychanga: Okay okay, while we're taking care of her up top, make her really feel the need, rubbing

[3:52 AM] cherrychanga: a hoof in little circles around her labia but never actually touching. Whisper in her ear,

[3:52 AM] cherrychanga: "I hope you like herpes"

[3:52 AM] mcauliffe: lol

[3:53 AM] teapone: ...

[3:53 AM] flutterwhy4: Do it

[3:53 AM] cherrychanga: Oops. I meant, "I've been waiting so long for this. Do you want it as badly as I do?"

[3:53 AM] divebomb: I'm all for the excessive nibbles around her neck and ears, and the stray hoof between her

[3:53 AM] divebomb: legs but not the herpes

[3:54 AM] flutterwhy4: "Welcome to the world of AIDS management, bitch"

[3:54 AM] cherrychanga: lol, I'm sorry Tea. I just couldn't let that slip

[3:54 AM] flutterwhy4: ^

[3:54 AM] bronystar: 69

[3:54 AM] cherrychanga: No but really, if you guys are ok with what I put or if you want to do more, suggest more

[3:55 AM] divebomb: We aren't gonna hurt her, are we? We're not some massive futa, right?

[3:55 AM] bronystar: i think its just normal size

[3:55 AM] divebomb: ah, good

[3:55 AM] teapone: Normal proportions for our ponypens

[3:56 AM] cherrychanga: So pretty much to sum things up, *Be an extreme tease and make Derpone beg for us*

[3:56 AM] cherrychanga: Oh wow

[3:56 AM] cherrychanga: didn't know * did that

[3:56 AM] teapone: Alright, from now on I'f I send the message ... that means I have something to write

[3:56 AM] mcauliffe: ^

[3:56 AM] cherrychanga: Okie dokie.

[3:56 AM] teapone: ...

[3:56 AM] bronystar: kk

[3:57 AM] flutterwhy4: Dots, are a terrible candy

[3:58 AM] teapone: You kiss *BUBBLEPONE* back, wrestling with your *SEXYPONYTONUGES* on top of her. You

[3:59 AM] rarityx2: (... works perfectly for that)

[3:59 AM] teapone: eventually break the *DELICIOUSSLOPPYMAKEOUTS* and kiss her gently down her neck, using

[4:00 AM] teapone: a hoof under her neck to hold her close. As you *KISS AND NIBBLE AND TEASE* her, you slide

[4:02 AM] teapone: a hoof down to her *SWEETCANDYVAG*, slowly, tantilizingly circling it, drawing in close

[4:02 AM] teapone: before moving back out. You can feel the heat radiate off her, and she megins to moan in

[4:02 AM] teapone: *SWEETECSTASY*

[4:03 AM] teapone: Her wings slowly fan out under her, and you can feel yours begin to extend as well, filled

[4:03 AM] teapone: with *SEXDRENALINE*

[4:03 AM] teapone: what do?

[4:03 AM] flutterwhy4: (G'night)

[4:04 AM] cherrychanga: Oo, oo, are wings sensitive here or not?

[4:04 AM] bronystar: [night]

[4:04 AM] mcauliffe: (night)

[4:04 AM] divebomb: [gnight]

[4:04 AM] cherrychanga: Wait are you all saying night to FW4 or leaving?

[4:04 AM] teapone: [g'night?]

[4:05 AM] mcauliffe: I vote for hardcore wing action

[4:05 AM] flutterwhy4: Rape derpy, use her as a cockwarmer for the rest of her life

[4:05 AM] flutterwhy4 left the room.

[4:05 AM] rarityx2: i vote softcoe wing massage

[4:05 AM] rarityx2: *softcore

[4:05 AM] bronystar: massage wings and kiss her

[4:06 AM] mcauliffe: Preen her wings, it's cute and intimate

[4:06 AM] cherrychanga: Yeah, that sounds delightful. Give her wings a few licks and nips and preens

[4:06 AM] cherrychanga: And while we're at it, we also try and tease her thighs with our wing feathers

[4:06 AM] bronystar: and that's when she notices you poking her in the back

[4:06 AM] bronystar: with your penis

[4:07 AM] cherrychanga: With WHAT?!

[4:07 AM] bronystar: the painis

[4:07 AM] mcauliffe: brb

[4:07 AM] teapone: (futa...)

[4:07 AM] divebomb: we are a futa

[4:07 AM] rarityx2: oh yes preen is adorable

[4:07 AM] divebomb: I agree with preening

[4:07 AM] rarityx2: ^preen that mare!

[4:07 AM] cherrychanga: I know, sarcasm doesn't work on the interwebs

[4:08 AM] cherrychanga: I keep forgetting

[4:08 AM] teapone: preen how?

[4:08 AM] cherrychanga: Not like a fullblown ripping the feathers out, I think they want more of a wing massage

[4:08 AM] rarityx2: preen = clean and separate feathers?

[4:09 AM] cherrychanga: With the mouth, maybe?

[4:09 AM] teapone: I know what preen means, I was just wondering with mouth or hooves?

[4:09 AM] cherrychanga: Like, soft little bites and whatnot?

[4:09 AM] divebomb: mouth

[4:09 AM] divebomb: while hooves roam over her body

[4:11 AM] rarityx2: ^

[4:11 AM] bronystar: i'm good with that

[4:11 AM] rarityx2: (brb ponies)

[4:11 AM] cherrychanga: And I don't know if it's physically possible to control your wings, but maybe

[4:11 AM] cherrychanga: Wrap ours around her in a hug manner? Or tease her legs with the feathers?

[4:12 AM] cherrychanga: Votes?

[4:12 AM] teapone: people, y'all gotta weigh in on dis shit

[4:12 AM] rarityx2: ohh good idea too

[4:12 AM] rarityx2: i think you could do all of those things

[4:13 AM] rarityx2: (too hard to decide)

[4:13 AM] divebomb: so wing huggles while preening her and exploring her body with our hooves?

[4:13 AM] bronystar: I like CC's idea

[4:13 AM] teapone: Wings aren't very controllable when all hyped up on *SEXDRENALINE*

[4:14 AM] bronystar: Let's just fuck her now

[4:14 AM] divebomb: so preening and exploring her body with our hooves

[4:14 AM] teapone: ...

[4:15 AM] divebomb: with our growing erection nuzzling between our bodies

[4:15 AM] mcauliffe: back

[4:15 AM] bronystar: Yes let's go with divebombs ideaa

[4:15 AM] teapone: ...

[4:15 AM] cherrychanga: Shh

[4:16 AM] bronystar: [sorry]

[4:16 AM] divebomb: votes?

[4:16 AM] teapone: Dive, shh

[4:16 AM] teapone: ... means typing

[4:16 AM] divebomb: [didn't know, sorry]

[4:17 AM] teapone: You remove yourself from on top of her and step to the side. Nudging her onto her stomach,

[4:18 AM] teapone: you sit next to *BUBBLEPONE* and begind to tug getly on her *WINGBONERFEATHERS,* wrapping

[4:20 AM] teapone: your lips around each group and weaving them together the way only another pegasus can.

[4:21 AM] teapone: *BUBBLEPONE* extends her wingout horizantally to allow you better access. You drape a

[4:21 AM] teapone: single hoof across her bod, just at the sensitive base fo the wings, while the other one

[4:22 AM] teapone: explorse her flank, rubbing the base of her tail, massaging her cutie mark, and teasing

[4:23 AM] teapone: the *FURNACE OF LOVE* between her legs. She moans quitely but sensually, burying her head

[4:24 AM] teapone: in the soft, white pillow on the *BEDLIKE OBJECT.*

[4:24 AM] teapone: What do

[4:24 AM] mcauliffe: Rimming

[4:25 AM] mcauliffe: also wonderful job at DM'ing

[4:25 AM] cherrychanga: I think it's time to satisfy some of B*'s wishes. How about we sandwich our big ol' poneis

[4:25 AM] bronystar: despite our interuptions :#

[4:25 AM] bronystar: :3

[4:25 AM] cherrychanga: In between us and derpy and slowgly grind it back and forth between, using her secretions

[4:25 AM] cherrychanga: As a sort of lubricant.

[4:26 AM] teapone: (note, one thing quick I forgot to mention)

[4:26 AM] teapone: We have only done her left wing thusfar

[4:27 AM] mcauliffe: My inner wingfaggot is calling out, we must massage her pretty wing(s)!

[4:27 AM] bronystar: guess we gotta do the right wing

[4:27 AM] bronystar: lets rub our cock on her butt while doing so

[4:27 AM] cherrychanga: Okie dokie, we're not a pone known for neglect. Move onto the other one.

[4:28 AM] cherrychanga: Bronystar do you agree with my first suggestion or would you rather go for the booteh

[4:28 AM] mcauliffe: Hotdogging is a good idea

[4:29 AM] cherrychanga: I'm game for either or, I'm just a sucker for using candy-juice as lube.

[4:29 AM] bronystar: well we're behind her and we need to preen her other wing

[4:29 AM] bronystar: so 2 birds 1 stone

[4:30 AM] cherrychanga: Ohhh

[4:30 AM] cherrychanga: My bad, I derped on our perspective on this =X

[4:30 AM] bronystar: it's fine

[4:30 AM] cherrychanga: Yeah let's go with star's thinkbox

[4:30 AM] teapone: ...

[4:32 AM] teapone: You move your hoof off of *BUBBLEPONE*'s back, and instead plant it on the other side of

[4:33 AM] teapone: the gray pegasus. You slowly lower yourself down across her croup to preen her other wing.

[4:33 AM] ivory entered the room.

[4:34 AM] guest-616454 changed nickname to ivory

[4:34 AM] cloppyhooves entered the room.

[4:34 AM] guest-616457 changed nickname to cloppyhooves

[4:34 AM] ivory left the room.

[4:34 AM] teapone: As you descend, your *FUTACOCK* presses into her, cusing a startled reaction from the

[4:35 AM] teapone: cross-eyed mare. However, before she has a chance to respond your lips grasp the feathers

[4:37 AM] teapone: of her wing and being to *PULL THE MESSINESS OUT*, causing her to forget her words before

[4:37 AM] teapone: they come out. You continue to taunt and tease her rear with your hoof, running it across

[4:39 AM] teapone: her *BUBBLEFLANK,* and up and down her *TAIL-TO-CANDYVAG AREA*. Her butt *TWITCHES*

[4:40 AM] teapone: *ADORABLY* at your touch, simply melting in your talented hooves.

[4:40 AM] teapone: what do

[4:41 AM] bronystar: Time to mount and fuck her

[4:41 AM] cherrychanga: I say we go back to an intimate approach as we prep for enterring her. Give her a big

[4:41 AM] cherrychanga: old hug, lining up cheek to cheek with her face, wrap both arms around her stomach and

[4:42 AM] cherrychanga: line up our ponepenis and slowly prod the opening of her heart box

[4:42 AM] cherrychanga: Anyone else?

[4:42 AM] bronystar: yes

[4:42 AM] bronystar: Do it

[4:42 AM] bronystar: i love this

[4:43 AM] teapone: ...

[4:43 AM] mcauliffe: very romantic

[4:43 AM] mcauliffe: yes

[4:43 AM] cherrychanga: It'

[4:43 AM] bronystar: [shh]

[4:43 AM] cherrychanga: ^

[4:44 AM] teapone: You decide to *THAT DO*. With her wings freshly preened, you gently nudge her onto her

[4:45 AM] teapone: onto her back again. You *GET ALL COZY LIKE* and lower yourself on top of her, pressing

[4:47 AM] teapone: your *BLUE CHEEK* against her *GRAY CHEEK*, nuzzling her gently. You line up your

[4:49 AM] teapone: *COCK OF IRON* with her *BLAST FURNACE,* and pland a kiss on her as you *DESCEND INTO HER*

[4:51 AM] teapone: You can feel her every breath, her every twitch, as you slowly *GO SPELUNKING*. You

[4:52 AM] teapone: continue until your entire *THROBBING MEMBER* is inside her, at which she lets out a small

[4:54 AM] teapone: squeak of "No more." Your wings *GET BONERER* as you realize that you are her perfect size

[4:54 AM] teapone: what do?

[4:54 AM] bronystar: Ask if it's alright to continue

[4:55 AM] cherrychanga: Put a hoof under her chin and turn her head towards you to give her another sloppy smooch

[4:55 AM] cherrychanga: Then start working your way in and out, rubbing her lower lips with your other hoof.

[4:55 AM] cherrychanga: Oops

[4:55 AM] cherrychanga: I forgot this was me...I guess it would be "us" and "our"

[4:55 AM] cherrychanga: My bad...so tired...

[4:56 AM] mcauliffe: second person lends well to self insertion too

[4:56 AM] mcauliffe: but anyways

[4:56 AM] bronystar: Kiss her and gently continue thrusting

[4:56 AM] cherrychanga: Additions? Disapprovals? Too busy clopping?

[4:57 AM] thunderbucks entered the room.

[4:57 AM] mcauliffe: I think we should stop moving for at least a bit

[4:57 AM] mcauliffe: We must be kind to poor Derpy

[4:57 AM] bronystar: Yeah give her time to adjust

[4:57 AM] cherrychanga: Oh, and how about we pause for a bit when she's facing us, and before we kiss her, say,

[4:57 AM] guest-616565 changed nickname to thunderbucks

[4:57 AM] cherrychanga: "You really are beautiful, you know that?"

[4:57 AM] cherrychanga: That would put the heat on this cold heart of mine

[4:58 AM] bronystar: I like it

[4:58 AM] bronystar: let's do that

[4:58 AM] cherrychanga: God I'm shitfaced tonight....

[4:58 AM] teapone: lol

[4:58 AM] guest-616580 entered the room.

[4:58 AM] guest-616580 left the room.

[4:58 AM] teapone: ...

[4:59 AM] thunderbucks left the room.

[5:00 AM] teapone: You pull away from the mare's cheek and take her chin with a hoof. Looking directly into

[5:01 AM] teapone: *BUBBLEPONE*'s eyes, you whisper softly to her "You are the most beautiful mare in all of

[5:02 AM] teapone: Equestria tonight." You seal her lips with a kiss, long and slow, as you begin to rock

[5:03 AM] teapone: your hips gently between her legs, loving the tight, hot feel of her *CANDYVAG* around

[5:04 AM] teapone: your *FUTACOCK*. She moans into the kiss before reacing her hooves over you, one on your

[5:05 AM] teapone: shoulders and another on yourr flank, pulling you in tight as you continue to rock against

[5:05 AM] teapone: her, slowly building in *FUCKSPEED*

[5:05 AM] teapone: what do?

[5:05 AM] mcauliffe: engage maximum *FUCKSPEED*

[5:06 AM] cherrychanga: I'm running out of ideas here, Brony! Care package?

[5:06 AM] cherrychanga: Divebomb?

[5:06 AM] cherrychanga: Rarity?

[5:06 AM] bronystar: hold on

[5:07 AM] bronystar: Yeah pretty much just keep fucking

[5:07 AM] bronystar: maybe keep talking to her as well

[5:07 AM] cherrychanga: Ugh. This always happened to me. I get it in, then I'm just like..."Well shit."

[5:08 AM] mcauliffe: We could always steer this towards fetishville if you guys have any ideas

[5:08 AM] cherrychanga: I'm honestly not just running out of idas

[5:08 AM] cherrychanga: Urg

[5:08 AM] bronystar: my fetishes go in directions I don't want to take with derpy

[5:08 AM] cherrychanga: Ideas

[5:08 AM] sparklesbright: haha.

[5:09 AM] sparklesbright: Hiya.

[5:09 AM] cherrychanga: I have been fighting the ghosts of sleepy headedness for a long long time. They're winning

[5:09 AM] cherrychanga: And herro, Sparkles

[5:09 AM] sparklesbright: (was watching for a while to get a feel for context)

[5:09 AM] mcauliffe: Hey sparkles

[5:09 AM] sparklesbright: Keep teasing and brushing while fucking. Seriouly, you don't do all that to build her up

[5:10 AM] bronystar: fuck derpy harder, kiss her cheeks, more you so beautiful

[5:10 AM] sparklesbright: and then just use her as a fucktool.

[5:10 AM] bronystar: maybe change up the position

[5:10 AM] cherrychanga: I'm going to bed, sorry you frisky pones

[5:10 AM] mcauliffe: consentual sex in the missionary position with the lights off

[5:10 AM] mcauliffe: Night buddy!

[5:10 AM] sparklesbright: bye-a cherrychanga. (lame rhyme. I know)

[5:10 AM] bronystar: end it with Derpy licking our girls pussy and stroking the futa cock

[5:11 AM] teapone: g'night, really glad you made it in ^^

[5:11 AM] bronystar: as we cum on her face

[5:11 AM] bronystar: night

[5:11 AM] cloppyhooves: Made it in indeed x3

[5:11 AM] cherrychanga: Ciao

[5:11 AM] cherrychanga left the room.

[5:11 AM] teapone: Star, as awesome as that would be, it's extremely difficult to do

[5:11 AM] bronystar: darn

[5:12 AM] teapone: just physically

[5:12 AM] mcauliffe: I would say to spank her but we can't do that to Derpy

[5:12 AM] sparklesbright: hehe.

[5:13 AM] bronystar: well we can give her a little ass slap

[5:13 AM] sparklesbright: Yeah, just a playful one.

[5:13 AM] bronystar: not like beating the crap outta her, but teasingly

[5:13 AM] mcauliffe: Yeah, that'd be good

[5:13 AM] sparklesbright: Try to make it obvious you're just being playful though.

[5:15 AM] teapone: ...

[5:17 AM] teapone: You continue to make out with the mare as you thrust. With each pull out she squeezes

[5:17 AM] teapone: aroung your *THICK COCK*, and with each thrust in she relaxes, wecoming you back like an

[5:18 AM] teapone: old friend. You *SUPER STEATHILY* snake a hoov down her side, stopping only to massage the

[5:19 AM] teapone: sensitive base of her *WING APPENDAGE* before continuing to her flank. Breaking the kiss,

[5:20 AM] teapone: you *SMILE DEVIOUSLY* at her, and give her cutie mark a short, playful slap. She lets out

[5:21 AM] teapone: a *LETHALLY CUTE SQUEAK*, and smiles up at you with expectant eyes.

[5:21 AM] teapone: What do?

[5:22 AM] mcauliffe: uhh

[5:22 AM] bronystar: Derpy spank again~

[5:22 AM] mcauliffe: Lightly pull on her tail?

[5:22 AM] cloppyhooves left the room.

[5:24 AM] bronystar: I don't want to suggest anal

[5:24 AM] sparklesbright: haha

[5:24 AM] bronystar: just like I don't want to bring her daughters into this

[5:24 AM] sparklesbright: o.0

[5:24 AM] mcauliffe: haha

[5:25 AM] teapone: ????

[5:25 AM] bronystar: what?

[5:25 AM] divebomb: I like the tailpull and derpy spank options

[5:25 AM] bronystar: maybe doggie style and do that

[5:25 AM] divebomb: a fine position

[5:26 AM] sparklesbright: Hmm, maybe.

[5:26 AM] mcauliffe: What position were we in before?

[5:26 AM] bronystar: missionary

[5:26 AM] divebomb: missionary?

[5:26 AM] divebomb: which is more or less the default for sex nowadays

[5:26 AM] mcauliffe: Switching up would definitely be good

[5:27 AM] bronystar: So shift over to Doggiestyle

[5:27 AM] teapone: *ponystyle

[5:27 AM] bronystar: everystyle is ponystyle

[5:27 AM] teapone: y/n?

[5:27 AM] bronystar: they're ponies

[5:28 AM] teapone: ...

[5:29 AM] teapone: You give her another smack on the rear, this one a bit harder than the last. *BUBBLEPONE*

[5:30 AM] teapone: moans at the touch, before squeaking as you pull all the way out of her. You twist her

[5:31 AM] teapone: over onto her stomach, and the pull her *HOT BUTT* up gently. She gets the idea and stands

[5:32 AM] teapone: on the *BEDLIKE OBJECT*, flagging you with her tail, calling for you to mount her.

[5:33 AM] teapone: You happily comply, and place both of your forehooves on her *TOTALLY NAKED BUTT* and pull

[5:35 AM] teapone: her down just a little for you. You reach forward and pull yourself onto her, hooking your

[5:35 AM] teapone: foorehooves around the base of her wings.

[5:35 AM] teapone: what do?

[5:36 AM] bronystar: Have you penetrated her from behind?

[5:36 AM] bronystar: if not do so

[5:36 AM] bronystar: also pull at her hair a little, not painfully just a little

[5:37 AM] mcauliffe: nibble her ears

[5:38 AM] teapone: You have not yet penetrated *BUBBLEPONE*

[5:38 AM] bronystar: Penetrate

[5:38 AM] mcauliffe: Penetrate with extreme prejudice

[5:39 AM] teapone: Which hole?

[5:40 AM] bronystar: ...

[5:40 AM] bronystar: vag

[5:40 AM] bronystar: I don't want to hurt her bum

[5:40 AM] mcauliffe: no asspain today

[5:41 AM] teapone: ...

[5:42 AM] teapone: You line up your *THROBBINGFUTACOCK* with her *DRIPPINGTUNNEL* and pull yourself back in,

[5:43 AM] teapone: resuming at the same pace to left off earlier. You manage to snag some of her cute mane in

[5:44 AM] teapone: your teeth, and pull on it gently with each thrust. *BUBBLEPONE* moans, and begins to pull

[5:45 AM] teapone: against your thrusts, tugging her mane more with each thrust. You unhook one of your

[5:46 AM] teapone: hooves and proceed to *SPANK* her cutiemark repeatedly, not playfully but not painfully.

[5:46 AM] teapone: What do?

[5:46 AM] mcauliffe: hmm

[5:47 AM] mcauliffe: aerial pegasus sex

[5:47 AM] bronystar: ...can we do that?

[5:47 AM] mcauliffe: We can sure try

[5:47 AM] bronystar: it's night time, we could fuck in the sky!

[5:47 AM] bronystar: Tea?

[5:47 AM] teapone: Kinky

[5:47 AM] teapone: y/n?

[5:48 AM] bronystar: y

[5:48 AM] mcauliffe: Also, thanks Tea, for sticking around when there's only 2 other dudes here

[5:48 AM] mcauliffe: y

[5:48 AM] teapone: Well, I refuse to end until orgasm

[5:49 AM] teapone: ...

[5:50 AM] teapone: You wrap your hooves around her midsection, just under her wings. You begin to flap them

[5:50 AM] teapone: heavily, and then get a crazy idea. You fly *BUBBLEPONE*, still impaled upon your glorious

[5:51 AM] divebomb: [sorry, gf taking my attention]

[5:51 AM] teapone: *FUTACOCK* over to the window, where you have her unlatch the lock and let warm night air

[5:51 AM] mcauliffe: (np man)

[5:53 AM] teapone: in, before flying outside and up to the top of the town hall, still *BUCKING HER SILLY.*

[5:53 AM] teapone: what do?

[5:54 AM] bronystar: Flyfuck her over to a soft cloud where you proceed to have loud sex

[5:55 AM] divebomb: I dunno, aerial sex over fluttershy's house would be hilarious and erotic

[5:56 AM] bronystar: But we're not really in ponyville

[5:56 AM] divebomb: ah

[5:56 AM] divebomb: then give her a beautiful view of the moon

[5:56 AM] mcauliffe: ^

[5:56 AM] divebomb: while you make her feel more beautiful

[5:57 AM] teapone: who said we aren't in Ponyvill :O

[5:57 AM] teapone: *Ponyville : O

[5:58 AM] bronystar: so yea loud cloud sex

[5:58 AM] mcauliffe: I rather like the moonlight fucking

[5:58 AM] sparklesbright: Indeed.

[5:59 AM] sparklesbright: Don't go too high though, it can get cold up there...

[5:59 AM] teapone: ...

[6:00 AM] teapone: You spot a comfy looking cloud floating lazily low, and fly over to the nimbus, still

[6:01 AM] teapone: rutting *BUBBLEPONE*. From the perch, you can make out your make by the bright moonlight

[6:02 AM] teapone: as she squirms under you, her walls celnching an tightening more rapidly as she approaches

[6:03 AM] teapone: her *SEXY HOT CLIMAX*. Her pants and moans become louder in the air, and you feel yourself

[6:04 AM] kristil entered the room.

[6:04 AM] guest-616934 changed nickname to kristil

[6:05 AM] teapone: start to loose control of your own voice, moaning and grunting as the you rut the mare

[6:05 AM] teapone: what do?

[6:06 AM] bronystar: can you have her do the thing i mentioned?

[6:06 AM] bronystar: with the licking and the stroking?

[6:06 AM] teapone: ????

[6:06 AM] rarityx2: whoa

[6:07 AM] bronystar: Pull out and 69 derpy

[6:07 AM] rarityx2: climax as she does

[6:07 AM] bronystar: have her lick our gir's pussy and stroke our dick while we eat her out until we both clima

[6:07 AM] bronystar: x

[6:08 AM] kristil left the room.

[6:08 AM] sparklesbright: I like this.

[6:08 AM] rarityx2: wrap your wings around her as you climax

[6:09 AM] rarityx2: or do whatever it is wings do

[6:10 AM] teapone: ...

[6:10 AM] kristil entered the room.

[6:11 AM] guest-616973 changed nickname to kristil

[6:11 AM] teapone: You lay down on the cloud and against your instincts, pull her off of your *STALLION MEAT*

[6:12 AM] teapone: and lay her down on top of you, her *GLISTENING CANGDYVAG* dripping onto your face.

[6:13 AM] teapone: You pull her down on top of you and wrap your hind hooves around her head *SEXY-LIKE* and

[6:14 AM] teapone: pull her face into your crotch. You press and pull and kiss and lick her *PONYCUNT*, her

[6:15 AM] teapone: sweet, clean juice matting the fur on your muzzle. She gets the idea, and begins to eat

[6:16 AM] teapone: your marehood out, while reaching a hoof between your bellies to stroke your cock. You can

[6:17 AM] teapone: tell from her heat and reaction to your tongue that shes increbily close to orgasm, as are

[6:17 AM] teapone: you. What do

[6:18 AM] bronystar: Finish her

[6:18 AM] bronystar: and by that I mean make her cum

[6:18 AM] mcauliffe: ^

[6:18 AM] bronystar: then cum all over her

[6:18 AM] mcauliffe: unless you guys like orgasm denial or something

[6:19 AM] bronystar: no i want them to finish so i can sleep

[6:19 AM] teapone: ^

[6:19 AM] teapone: ...

[6:21 AM] teapone: You press your tongue against *BUBBLEPONE*'s clit, winning a loud, high pitch scream of

[6:21 AM] flintlock: [*Chuckles* Can't sleep... Gotta' clop.]

[6:22 AM] teapone: *SEXTASY* as she *CUMS IN BUCKETS* all over your face. Her hipps spassm wildly, rocking

[6:23 AM] teapone: her clit even more against your muzzle. The *ORAL SEX OF YOUR MOAN PARTS* feels pretty

[6:24 AM] teapone: *FUCKING AMAZING*, and your pleasure skyrockets. Just a few moments after you had your

[6:25 AM] teapone: *FACE COVERED IN SWEET BUBBLY-FLAVORED PONE JUICE*, you reach your own *DUAL ORGASM* as

[6:26 AM] teapone: both your *CANDYVAG* and *FUTACOCK* cum at once, spilling metallic tasting fluid all over

[6:26 AM] mcauliffe left the room.

[6:27 AM] mcauliffe entered the room.

[6:27 AM] guest-617045 changed nickname to mcauliffe

[6:27 AM] teapone: *BUBBLEPONE*'s innocennt face and coveing yourself in your own unborn fillies, sandwiching

[6:28 AM] teapone: them between you and the other pegasus as you both drift off in one-another's hooves still