Aerospace engineers are the people who keep you from dying in a fiery inferno every time you board an airplane. Can these people possibly be paid too much? What is it worth to you to not be dismembered beyond recognition every time you fly?

Right now, aerospace engineers are huddled into pens called "cubicles" and fed poor food and treated like dirt. They are underpaid, undernourished and rarely get to see the light of day. They thus have poor skin tone and tend to be physically out of shape. They live for the day someone brings in doughnuts, even if they're the grocery store variety. And some don't even make a 6 figure salary!

IS THIS FAIR? Is this even safe seeing as it's these people that keep you from being killed every time you venture down the jet way! NO! DEMAND that our aerospace engineers be paid a fair, living wage. Only by DEMANDING that these poor, underpaid public servants be fairly compensated can we assure the safety of the traveling public.