Living Jesus Jerry Falwell has taught his students too well: his invitation to presumed GOP nominee Mitt Romney to give the commencement address at Liberty 'University' has resulted in a 700-person freakout on the school's MyFace page. Mormons, cult, booo! said all the students, according to CNN. So that must be why the only notice on the page now regarding commencement is one announcing the bacchalaureate speaker the day before -- a good evangi who is not Mitt Romney and not a Mormon and not even (presumably) a Scientologist! Oh man, sorry you did such a good job indoctrinating your students, Liberty. How good a job? Students are complaining that Mitt Romney is backed by billionaire liberal Nazi collaborator George Soros. That is some good indoctrinating! And? There are even complaints about Liberty's non-Christly drama production of Peter Pan. Oh, COLLEGE!