There are bedtime stories about pretty much everything: a bear with overalls, multiple, multi-colored fish, even one about an impossibly hungry caterpillar.

But sadly, there are somehow no children's books about the Land Grant Trophy. We set out to change that. Here are some books we think you should be reading to your kids to get them excited for this weekend's matchup.

Land grant trophy and ham

"I do not like the Land Grant Trophy and ham. I will not eat them on a plane, I will not win it in the rain."

This one ends with our hero finding out that ham is indeed delicious, but winning that trophy is just a bit sweeter.

If you give a mouse a land grant trophy

If you give a mouse a Land Grant Trophy, he may ask for a Victory Bell. If you give him a Victory Bell, he may ask for a Big Ten Championship Trophy. If you give him a Big Ten Championship trophy, well, he still might get left out of the College Football Playoff.

The cat in the Land Grant trophy

The tale of a cat with the Land Grant Trophy on his head (Unrivaled neck strength), this book teaches us all a thing or two about enjoying things moderation. For Penn State fans, that's carries for Noah Cain. For Michigan State fans, it's points.

The giving Land Grant Trophy

The Nittany Lions have given the Land Grant Trophy away each of the past two years, truly embodying the spirit of the trophy. Now it's time for Sparty to return the favor.

Goodnight land Grant Trophy

Goodnight Land Grant Trophy

Sitting by the fire, I feel so cozy

You could go to a three-loss team, but that wouldn't be great

Come back home with us, we'll have win number eight

Shoutout to Nick for these outstanding edits!