[Intro]

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all



(Go!)



[Verse 1]

For thirty odd years, I have lived with this curse

My vocabulary was stunted at birth

By a witch doctor from over the seas

Casting a strange voodoo magic on me

Now when I speak, it's rather absurd

An endless tirade of four letter words

I lash out in anger at all in my way

Shocking unspeakable things that I say



[Chorus]

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all



(Fuck you!)



[Verse 2]

Long I have waited to have my revenge

To bring that witch doctor to his bitter end

So I have gathered a ship and a crew

We're sailing to find him, we know what to do

On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects

We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect

We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars

And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse



[Chorus]

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all



[Guitar solo]



[Chorus]

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all

Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker

We're gonna punch you right in the balls

Fuck you with a fucking anchor

You're all cunts so fuck you all



(Wank!)