Sam and EG sit down with Michael Parkhurst to discuss the glory days with the New England Revolution winning everything except MLS Cup; memories of Clint Dempsey; excelling in the Danish Superliga and facing Chelsea/Juventus/Shakhtar in Champions League; first-hand look at Argentina (f/t Messi) partying at 2008 Summer Olympics; his experience back in MLS with Columbus and finally getting the monkey off his back with Atlanta (while denying culpability for Boom Boom Room trophy celebration).