Dear Santa, I’m writing to say that I will never forgive you for ruining secret santa for me forever. Your gift left me shocked, and I’m afraid I’ll never be able to participate in a reddit gift exchange again.

How on earth is any other Santa supposed to compare to you? You must have spent an exorbitant amount of money, but the effort you put in was the most amazing part. I listed several candies that I liked to give you options, and not only did you give me an ENTIRE BAG OF EACH, you threw in several extra as well.

I mentioned something to wear as a possibility, and you gave me not only an ADORABLE little witch hat hair clip, but you also threw in some socks that were hidden in a cute little Halloween tub (and I didn’t even mention I have a sock collection!)

I said it would be nice to have a goblet, and you threw in not only a skull goblet, but matching skull glasses and a skull pitcher AND a halloween-y travel glass thing that also contained a cute owl ornament inside of it.

I said I liked to bake, and you included both a pumpkin mold set but also a skull mold set.

I noted that even a random knickknack would be cool, and you threw in not just the aforementioned ornament, but also a cool heart locket thingy, a cute little “trick or treat” sign, a room wax-scent-melty thing, a halloween dishcloth, glowy hands, AND a light-up pumpkin with not only a customizable background (you can choose between orange sparkly and black and white stripes) but you can also choose what sparkly black Jackolantern features you want to put on it!

And, to top it all off, you used decorated duct tape, a bucketload of Halloween confetti, and a bunch of plastic bugs to decorate the box, in addition to a hand illustrated little book that held yet another gift.

Santa, I hope you’re HAPPY with yourself. You’ve made it impossible for any other santa to possible compare with your (fantastic, fantastic) gift!

(Actually tho, SO amazing—thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Sincerely, A VERY disgruntled santee ;)