If an alien race were to peruse earthlings’ social media, there’s one universal takeaway they’d assuredly bring back to their leaders: humans love penises.

They’re everywhere these days — from beauty products to novelty candy to text messages, and en masse on HBO — because, apparently, we can’t get enough of them.

Take Daisy, a 9-year-old Ragdoll cat from Sydney, Australia. This rescue is as soft and snuggly as they come, her caregivers say. A cat like her ought to be a top pick for any adoptive pet parents.

Unfortunately, according to the Mini Kitty Commune, some prospective cat owners feel that this puss’s “easygoing” demeanor is being overlooked because of her supposedly vulgar countenance, which features a “unique” tan fur marking across her nose that may or may not resemble the male sex organ.

“Beautiful Daisy is ready for adoption,” the Facebook post announcing Daisy’s debut read. “Some say she has unfortunate facial markings, but we call it totally unique.”

Contrary to Daisy’s reported adoption troubles, a few followers seemed especially interested in the quirky-looking cat.

“PLEASE CAN WE GET THE PENIS KITTY,” wrote an enthusiastic Suzi Power.

“I WANT THE PENIS CAT,” added an equally excited Olivia Barlow.

Others were quick to share somewhat more positive — or, at least, less obscene — readings of Daisy’s birth mark, such as Sandra Rednock Steg, who commented, “I see a heart on her beautiful face.”

“I think her markings look like an angel. She’s beautiful,” said Karen Davis.

And Tania Martin quipped, “Only DICKheads would see a doodle. She’s absolutely beautiful and unique.”

A spokesperson for the Mini Kitty Commune told Unilad, “We’ve had quite a few reactions ranging from people finding it hilarious to people being angry with us for likening her facial markings to phallic imagery.”

The rescue organization also confirmed to the outlet that, as indicated by the many adoption requests on Facebook, Daisy is indeed settling into her potential forever home.

“She is very sweet; she has relaxed into her trial adoption,” they said. “Her potential adopter has been amazing.”