Maureen Dowd: You don’t pop Molly, you rock Tom Ford.

Tom Ford: (Laughs) Jay-Z’s song called “Tom Ford.” I had to go on a rap translator online to actually understand the lyrics. I always loved that disco song with the lyric “Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci.” I’m such a lucky person. It’s a wild thing seeing 60,000 people in a stadium chanting your name.

When you were in grade school, you carried a black attaché case instead of a book bag.

Confirm.

A few years back, you had both a butler and a fox terrier named Angus and a nanny and a fox terrier named India.

Confirm.

You shouldn’t design underwear if you don’t wear it.

I don’t wear dresses and I design those too. And it’s true, I don’t wear underwear.

You won’t design for Melania Trump.

I have said that, given Melania’s husband’s beliefs, she should be wearing “made in America.” I think my clothes would be too expensive for the president or the first lady—and they’re all made in Italy. I would also not have designed for Hillary. They shouldn't be wearing clothes that the major part of America couldn't relate to in terms of price.