The 'Montrose Christmas' song will make your spirits bright

Move over, Mariah. A new holiday classic has arrived.

Houston singer Gin Martini has gifted us with "Montrose Christmas," and it's everything it needs to be.

Drag queens. Karaoke. RuPaul. Glitter. Inclusiveness. This song has it all, including "lesbians with cameltoe." Listen below.

Martini, who is also a designer, set her lyrics to the tune of "The Christmas Song." She namechecks several Montrose bars and describes situations that anyone who has spent time in the neighborhood will recognize.

Read for yourself.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Drag queens nipping in Montrose

Karaoke being sung at JR's

And folks dressed up ready for their shows

Everybody knows

A lesbian with cameltoe

Helps to make the Pearl Bar bright

Tiny twinks with their eyes all aglow

Are dancing under South Beach spotlight

They know the RuPaul girls are on their way

They've loaded lots of wigs and glitter

And they come slay

And every drag mother is going to spy

To see if her drag child is performing just right

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To kids from bi to straight to gay

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas

To you

Merry Christmas, Houston.