

"THE INCREDIBLES"



Word for word transcript



Original screenplay by Brad Bird







Copyright 2004 Disney Enterprises,

Inc./Pixar Animation Studios



All Rights Reserved







Transcribed by BaD_BURN



(markgonzalez154@hotmail.com)















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MR. INCREDIBLE



Is this on?







INTERVIEWER



That's fine.







MR. INCREDIBLE



I can break through walls, I just can't...







INTERVIEWER



That's fine.







MR. INCREDIBLE



I can't get this on.







INTERVIEWER



So, Mr. Incredible...do you have a secret identity?







MR. INCREDIBLE



Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a

single one who doesn't. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?







ELASTIGIRL



Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this

at the supermarket? Come on. Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y'know

what I mean?







FROZONE



Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret

identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I

said, ''Girl, I don't want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego.'' or

anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're a

super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.







MR. INCREDIBLE



No matter how many times you save the world, it always

manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved,

you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. ''I just cleaned up this

mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?''







INTERVIEWER



I could get to that point.







MR. INCREDIBLE



''Please?''







INTERVIEWER



Wait, no, don't get up. We're not finished.







MR. INCREDIBLE



Sometimes l think I'd just like the simple life, you know?

Relax a little and raise a family.







ELASTIGIRL



Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game!

I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the

world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so.











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POLICE RADIO



We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed

pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on

San Pablo Ave.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Yeah, I've got time.







OLD LADY



Mr. lncredible. Um, Mr. Incredible...







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



What is it, ma'am?







OLD LADY



My cat, Squeaker, won't come down.







[cat meows]







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Certainly, ma'am but I suggest you stand clear. There could

be trouble.







OLD LADY



No, no. He's quite tame.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Let go now!







[cat yowls]







POLICE OFFICER 1



Thank you, Mr. lncredible. You've done it again.







POLICE OFFICER 2



Yeah, you're the best.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



No, I'm just here to help.







POLICE RADIO



Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery...







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Tour bus robbery. I've still got time. Officers. Ma'am.

Squeaker.







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



Cool! Ready for take-off!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



What the...? Who are you supposed to be?







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



Well, I'm lncrediBoy.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. [stammering]

Brophy. Brody. Buddy! Buddy!







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



My name is lncrediBoy.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every

scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is...







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



No, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all

your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm

your number one fan!







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



Hey! Hey, wait!



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BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents

of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind.







THIEF



Hey, look--







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Elastigirl.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Mr. lncredible.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



No, it's all right. I've got him.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



A fact I exploited to do my job.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



My job, you mean.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



A simple thank you will suffice.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Thanks, but I don't need any help.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Whatever happened to ''ladies first''?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?







THIEF



Hey, look, the lady got me first.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Well, we could share, you know.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I work alone.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Well, I think you need to be more...flexible.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Are you doing anything later?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



I have a previous engagement.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



[whistles]







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage

in an hour.







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Hey, lncredible!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Hey, Frozone!







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Shouldn't you be getting ready?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I still got time.







[crowd screaming]







WOMAN



He's gonna jump!







SANSWEET



I think you broke something.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Wait a minute.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



[coughing] Bomb Voyage.







VOYAGE



[French] Mr. Incredible!







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



And lncrediBoy!







VOYAGE



lncrediBoy?







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast?

See? I have these rocket boots--







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Go home, Buddy.







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



What?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Now.







VOYAGE



[French] Little oaf.







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you

never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out

who I am. I am your ward... lncrediBoy!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not

every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented

these. I can fly. Can you fly?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.







VOYAGE



[French] And your outfit is totally ridiculous!







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the

police.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Buddy, don't!







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



It'll only take a second, really.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



No, stop! There's a bomb!







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if

you let go!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop!







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



Let go of my cape!



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BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's

been doing.







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



I can help you. You're making a mista---hey!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?







POLICE OFFICER



They've already picked him up.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I

caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to nab him if we set

up a perimeter.







POLICE OFFICER



You mean he got away?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Well, yeah. Skippy here made sure of that.







BUDDY (INCREDIBOY)



lncrediBoy!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



You're not affiliated with me! Holy smokes, I'm late.

Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.







POLICE OFFICER



What about Bomb Voyage?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Any other night, I'd go after him myself, but I really

gotta go. But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually!







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BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Is the night still young?







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



You're very late.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



How do I look? Good?







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Oh, the mask! You still got the mask.







[cracks neck]







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Showtime.







PRIEST



Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful

wedded wife?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything

later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful

banter.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



It was playful banter.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Cutting it kinda close, don't you think?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



You need to be more... flexible.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta

be more than Mr. lncredible. You know that. Don't you?







PRIEST



...so long as you both shall live?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I do.







PRIEST



I pronounce this couple husband and wife.







[people cheering and whistling]







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?







ANNOUNCER



In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for

saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet,

who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit

against the famed superhero in Superior Court.







SANSWEET'S LAWYER



Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't

want to be saved. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible ''actions'', so

quote, causes him daily pain.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Hey, I saved your life!







SANSWEET



You didn't save my life! You ruined my death, that's what

you did!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Listen--







MR. INCREDIBLE'S LAWYER



My client has no further comment at this time.







ANNOUNCER



Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the

el train accident. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And

opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.







WOMAN



It is time for their secret identity to become their only

identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.







ANNOUNCER



Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing

financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly

initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty

from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never

again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average

citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world

a better place.







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MRS. HOGENSON



Denied? You're denying my claim? I don't understand. I have

full coverage.







BOB



I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson, but our liability is spelled out

in paragraph 17. It states clearly...







MRS. HOGENSON



I can't pay for this.







BOB



[phone rings] Excuse me. [answers phone] Claims, Bob Parr.







HELEN



I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We're now

officially moved in.







BOB



Yeah, well, that's great, honey. In the last three years

don't count because...







HELEN



Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now, it's

official. Ha, ha, ha. Why do we have so much junk?







BOB



Listen, honey, I've got a client.







HELEN



Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey.

Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids from school. See you tonight.







BOB



Bye, honey. Excuse me. Where were we?







MRS. HOGENSON



[sobbing] I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me,

I don't know what I'll do. [blows nose loudly] [sobbing]







BOB



All right, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I

can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox

on...[whispering] Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can't. I

also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal

department on the second floor. I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you

quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.







MRS. HOGENSON



Oh, thank you, young man.







BOB



Shhh! [shouting] I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset!

[whispering] Pretend to be upset.







MRS. HOGENSON



[sobbing]







MR. HUPH



Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?!







BOB



Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy

clearly covers--







MR. HUPH



I don't wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me

about their coverage. Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black. Tell

me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and

Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call.







[PA Announcement]



Morning break is over. Morning break is over.







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PRINCIPAL



I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.







HELEN



What's this about? Has Dash done something wrong?







BERNIE



He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front

of the class.







DASH



He says.







BERNIE



Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.







HELEN



You saw him do this?







BERNIE



Well...not really. No. Actually, not.







HELEN



Oh, then how do you know it was him?







BERNIE



I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time, I've got him. See? You

see? You don't see it? He moves! Right there! Wait, wait! Right there! Right as

I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it, but there's no tack before he

moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think not!







PRINCIPAL



Bernie...







BERNIE



Don't ''Bernie'' me. [screaming] This little rat is guilty!







PRINCIPAL



You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I'm sorry for the

trouble.







BERNIE



You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it on

his smug little face. Guilty, I say, guilty!







HELEN



Dash, this is the third time this year you've been sent to

the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more...constructive outlet.







DASH



Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.







HELEN



Honey, you know why we can't do that.







DASH



I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny

bit.







HELEN



Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy.

And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation.







DASH



You always say, ''Do your best.'' But you don't really mean

it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?







HELEN



Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to

fit in, we just gotta be like everybody else.







DASH



Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of.

Our powers made us special.







HELEN



Everyone's special, Dash.







DASH



Which is another way of saying no one is.







BOY



Hey, Rydinger. Where you headed?







GIRL



Hi, Tony.







TONY



Hey.







BOY



Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?







TONY



That's kind of funny.







BOY 1



Hey, Tony, do you play football?







BOY 2



Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming.







VIOLET



He looked at me.







[car horn honking]







DASH



Come on, Violet!







BOB



[muttering] Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway...







BOB



Oh, great.







[unintelligible muttering]



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DASH



Mom. You're making weird faces again.







HELEN



No, I'm not.







BOB



You make weird faces, honey.







HELEN



Do you have to read at the table?







BOB



Uh-huh. Yeah.







HELEN



Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes! Bob, could you help the

carnivore cut his meat?







DASH



Ow.







HELEN



Dash, you have something you wanna tell your father about

school?







DASH



[nervously] Well, we dissected a frog.







HELEN



Dash got sent to the office again.







BOB



[distracted] Good. Good.







HELEN



No, Bob, that's bad.







BOB



What?







HELEN



Dash got sent to the office again.







BOB



What?! What for?







DASH



Nothing.







HELEN



He put a tack on the teacher's chair...during class.







DASH



Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.







BOB



They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa!

You must have been booking. How fast did you think were you going?







HELEN



Bob! We are not encouraging this.







BOB



I'm not encouraging, I'm just asking how fast...







HELEN



Honey!







BOB



Great. First the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table...







HELEN



The car? What happened to the car?







BOB



Here. I'm getting a new plate.







HELEN



So, how about you, Vi? How was school?







VIOLET



Nothing to report.







HELEN



You've hardly touched your food.







VIOLET



I'm not hungry for meatloaf.







HELEN



Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta. What are

you hungry for?







DASH



Tony Rydinger.







VIOLET



Shut up!







DASH



Well, you are.







VIOLET



I said, shut up, you little insect!







DASH



Well, she is.







HELEN



Do not shout at the table. Honey!







BOB



Kids! Listen to your mother.







DASH



She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.







VIOLET



That's it!







HELEN



Stop it!







DASH



You're gonna be toast!







HELEN



Stop running in the house. Sit down!







DASH



Ow! Hey, no force fields!







VIOLET



You started it.







HELEN



You sit down! You sit down! Violet!







BOB



''Simon J. Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights,

is missing''? Gazerbeam.







HELEN



Bob! It's time to engage. Do something! Don't just stand

there! I need you to intervene!







BOB



You want me to intervene? Okay. I'm intervening. I'm

intervening!







HELEN



Violet, let go of your brother!







JACK-JACK



Hello?







BOB



Get the door.







DASH



Hey, Lucius!







LUCIUS



Hey, Speedo. Hey, Helen. Vi, Jack-Jack.







BOB



He-hey! Ice of you to drop by.







LUCIUS



Ha! Never heard that one before.







DASH



[gargling] Lucius!







LUCIUS



Whoa!







LUCIUS



Ha, ha.







DASH



Oh! I like it when it shatters.







BOB



I'll be back later.







HELEN



Hey, where are you two going?







BOB



It's Wednesday.







HELEN



Oh. Bowling night. Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.







LUCIUS



Will do. Good night, Helen. Good night, kids.







HELEN



Don't think you've avoided talking about your trip to the

principal's office, young man. Your father and I are still gonna discuss it.







DASH



I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you

know.







HELEN



Other kids don't have superpowers. Now, it's perfectly

normal...







VIOLET



Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in

this family know about normal?







HELEN



Now, wait a minute, young lady.







VIOLET



We act normal, mom. I wanna be normal! The only normal one

is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained.







[Jack-Jack laughing]







DASH



Lucky. I meant about being normal.







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LUCIUS



So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this

death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I managed to find cover and what does

Baron Von Ruthless do?







BOB



He starts monologuing.







LUCIUS



He starts monologuing! He starts like this prepared speech

about how feeble I am compared to him. How inevitable my defeat is, how the

world will soon be his! Yada, yada, yada.







BOB



Yammering.







LUCIUS



Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter, and he

won't shut up.







POLICE RADIO



Municiberg, we have a 23-56...







BOB



23-56, what is that? Robbery?







LUCIUS



This is just sad.







BOB



Yeah, robbery. Want to catch a robber?







LUCIUS



No. Tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what

if we actually did what our wives think we're doing? Just to shake things up.







WOMAN



He's not alone. The fat guy's still with him. They're just

talking.







LUCIUS



What are we doing here, Bob?







BOB



Protecting people.







LUCIUS



Nobody asked us.







BOB



You need an invitation?







LUCIUS



I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking out to do this,

and...you remember Gazerbeam?







BOB



Yeah. There was something about him in the paper.







LUCIUS



He had trouble adjusting to civilian life, too.







BOB



When's the last time you saw him?







LUCIUS



I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And

we're pushing our luck as it is.







BOB



Oh, come on.







LUCIUS



It was fun the first time, but if we keep doing this, we're

gonna get--







POLICE RADIO



We have a report on a fire...







BOB



A fire. We're close! [yelling] Yeah, baby!







LUCIUS



We're gonna get caught.







BOB



Woohoo! Haha! Fire! Yeah!







LUCIUS



Is that everybody?







BOB



Yeah, that's everyone.







LUCIUS



It better be.







BOB



Can't you put this out?







LUCIUS



I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too

fast!







BOB



Well, what's that mean?







LUCIUS



It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!







BOB



You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you

can use water in the air!







LUCIUS



There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out

of muscle?







BOB



I just can't go smashing into walls! The building's getting

weaker by the second! It's gonna come down on top of us!







LUCIUS



I wanted to go bowling!







BOB



All right! Stay right on my tail! This is gonna get hot!







BOB



Yeah.







BOB



[realizes they're in a jewelry store...] Uh-oh.







BOB



[...and unknowingly trips the alarm] Oh, good.







[alarm sounds]







LUCIUS



Oh, now...that ain't right!







LUCIUS/BOB



- We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!



- You can get water out of the air!







POLICE OFFICER



Freeze!







POLICE OFFICER



Freeze!







LUCIUS



I'm thirsty.







POLICE OFFICER



I said freeze!







LUCIUS



I'm just getting a drink.







POLICE OFFICER



Alright. You've had your drink. Now I want you to...







LUCIUS



I know. I know. Freeze.







[police radio chatter]







POLICE RADIO



Shots fired!







OFFICERS



Police officers!







LUCIUS



That was way too close. We are not doing that again.







MAN



[over radio] Verify you want to switch targets? Over.







WOMAN



Trust me. This is the one he's been looking for.







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HELEN



I thought you'd be back by 11 .







BOB



I said I'd be back later.







HELEN



I assumed you'd be back later. lf you came back at

all...you'd be ''back later''.







BOB



Well, I'm back, okay?







HELEN



Is this rubble?







BOB



[with mouth full] It was just a little workout. Just to

stay loose.







HELEN



You know how I feel about that, Bob. Darn you! We can't

blow cover again!







BOB



The building was coming down anyway.







HELEN



What?! You knocked down a building?!







BOB



It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down

anyway.







HELEN



Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner

again?







BOB



Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a

bad thing.







HELEN



It is a bad thing, Bob! Uprooting our family again, so you

can relive the glory days is a very bad thing.







BOB



Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they

didn't happen!







HELEN



Yes! They happened! But this, our family, is what's

happening now, Bob. And you are missing this! I can't believe you don't want to

go to your own son's graduation.







BOB



It's not a graduation. He's moving from the fourth grade to

the fifth grade.







HELEN



It's a ceremony!







BOB



It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate

mediocrity but if someone is genuinely exceptional...







HELEN



This is not about you, Bob. This is about Dash.







BOB



You want to do something for Dash? Then let him actually

compete. Let him go out for sports!







HELEN



I will not be made the enemy here! You know why we can't do

that.







BOB



Because he'd be great!







HELEN



This is not about you!







BOB



All right, Dash. I know you're listening. Come on out.







HELEN



Vi? You, too, young lady.







BOB



Come on. Come on out. It's okay, kids. We're just having a

discussion.







VIOLET



Pretty loud discussion.







BOB



Yeah. But that's okay. Because what's important is that

Mommy and I are always a team. We're always united against, uh, the forces of,

uh...







HELEN



Pigheadedness?







BOB



I was gonna say evil or something.







HELEN



We're sorry we woke you. Everything's okay. Go back to bed.

It's late.







DASH



Good night, Mom. Night, Dad.







VIOLET



Good night.







HELEN



In fact, we should all be in bed.







[crickets chirping, dog barks]







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WOMAN [on phone]



Request claim on claim numbers 158183...







MR. HUPH [over the intercom]



Haven't you got him yet?! Where is he?!







HUPH'S SECRETARY [over the intercom]



Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office.







BOB



Now?







HUPH'S SECRETARY [over the intercom]



Now.







MR. HUPH



Sit down, Bob.







MR. HUPH



I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why.







BOB



Okay. Why?







MR. HUPH



Why what? Be specific, Bob.







BOB



Why are you unhappy?







MR. HUPH



Your customers make me unhappy.







BOB



What, you've gotten complaints?







MR. HUPH



Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your

customers' inexplicable knowledge of lnsuricare's inner workings! They're

experts. Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle!

They're penetrating the bureaucracy!







BOB



Did I do something illegal?







MR. HUPH



No.







BOB



Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?







MR. HUPH



The law requires that I answer no.







BOB



We're supposed to help people.







MR. HUPH



We're supposed to help our people! Starting with our

stockholders, Bob. Who's helping them out, huh? You know, Bob, a company...







BOB



Is like an enormous clock.







MR. HUPH



...is like an enormous clo--yes. Precisely. It only works if

all the little cogs mesh together. Now, a clock needs to be cleaned,

well-lubricated and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs

that fit, that cooperate by design. [chuckling] I'm being metaphorical, Bob.

You know what I mean by cooperative cogs? Bob? Bob? Look at me when I'm talking

to you, Parr!







BOB



That man out there, he needs help.







MR. HUPH



Do not change the subject, Bob. We're discussing your

attitude!







BOB



He is getting mugged!







MR. HUPH



Well, let's hope we don't cover him.







BOB



I'll be right back.







MR. HUPH



Stop right now or you're fired! Close the door. Get over

here, now.







MR. HUPH



I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.







BOB



He got away.







MR. HUPH



Good thing, too. You were this close to losing your jo--







BOB



Uh-oh.







__________________________________________SCENE

12__________________________________________







BOB



How is he?







RICK



He'll live.







BOB



I'm fired, aren't I?







RICK



Oh, you think?







BOB



What can I say, Rick?







RICK



Nothing you haven't said before.







BOB



Someone was in trouble.







RICK



Someone's always in trouble.







BOB



I had to do something.







RICK



Yeah. Every time you say those words, it means a month and

a half of trouble for me, Bob. It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayer's

dollars.







BOB



I know.







RICK



We gotta pay to keep the company quiet. We gotta pay

damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every time it gets harder.

Money, money, money, money. We can't keep doing this, Bob! We appreciate what

you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you're on your

own.







RICK



Listen, Bob. Maybe I could relocate you, you know, for old

times' sake.







BOB



No, I can't do that to my family. Everyone just got

settled. I'll make it work. Thanks.







RICK



Take care of yourself.







BOB



Well, what are you waiting for?







KID



I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.







BOB



[sighs] Me too, kid.







__________________________________________SCENE

13__________________________________________







BOB



Huh? ''Hold still''?







COMPUTER



Match: Mr. Incredible. Room is secure. Commence message.







MIRAGE



Hello, Mr. Incredible. Yes, we know who you are. Rest

assured, your secret is safe with us. My name is Mirage. We have something in common.

According to the government, neither of us exist. Please pay attention, as this

message is classified and will not be repeated. I represent a top secret

division of the government, designing and testing experimental technology, and

we have need of your unique abilities. Something has happened at our testing

facility.







HELEN



Honey!







BOB



Huh? What?







HELEN



Dinner's ready.







BOB



Okay.







MIRAGE



...it is contained within an isolated area, it threatens to

cause incalculable damage to itself and to our facilities, jeopardizing

hundreds of millions of dollars worth of equipment...







HELEN



Is someone in there?







BOB



It's the TV, trying to watch.







MIRAGE



Because of its highly sensitive nature...







HELEN



Well, stop trying. It's time for dinner.







BOB



One minute!







MIRAGE



If you accept, your payment will be triple your current

annual salary. Call the number on the card. Voice-matching will be used to

ensure security. The supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You

can still do great things. Or...you can listen to police scanners. Your choice.

You have 24 hours to respond. Think about it.







[beeping]







COMPUTER



This message will self-destruct.







BOB



Uh-oh.







__________________________________________SCENE

14__________________________________________







HELEN



You are one distracted guy.







BOB



Hmm? Am I? I don't mean to be.







HELEN



I know you miss being a hero and your job is frustrating. I

just want you to know how much it means to me that you stay at it anyway.







BOB



Honey? About the job?







HELEN



What?







BOB



Something's happened.







HELEN



What?







BOB



The, uh...







HELEN



What?







BOB



The company is sending me to, uh, a conference.







HELEN



A conference?







BOB



[stammering] Out of town. And I'm just gonna be gone for a

few days.







HELEN



They've never sent you to a conference before. This is

good, isn't it?







BOB



[hesitating] Yes.







HELEN



You see? They're finally recognizing your talents. You're

moving up.







BOB



Yes.







HELEN



Honey! This is wonderful!







BOB



Yes, it is.







[phone ringing]







MIRAGE [over phone]



Hello?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



This is Mr. lncredible. I'm in.







__________________________________________SCENE

15__________________________________________







MIRAGE



The Omnidroid 9000 is a top secret prototype battle robot.

lts artificial intelligence enables it to solve any problem it's confronted

with. And, unfortunately...







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Let me guess. It got smart enough to wonder why it had to

take orders.







MIRAGE



We lost control. And now it's loose in the jungle,

threatening our facility. We've had to evacuate all personnel from the island

for their own safety.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



How am I going in?







MIRAGE



The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000

feet. lts cloaking devices make it difficult to track. Although we're pretty

sure it's on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously it

represents a significant investment.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



You want me to shut it down without completely destroying

it.







MIRAGE

You are Mr. lncredible.







MIRAGE



I've got to warn you, it's a learning robot. Every moment

you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Shut it down. Do it quickly. Don't destroy it.







MIRAGE



And don't die.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Great. Thanks.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Showtime.







going on

here. This is the Mr. Incredible versus the Omnidroid prototype fight. Use your

imagination in filling in the blanks.>







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Huh?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Hmm.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Uh-oh.







[laughing, loud crack]







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Oh, my back!







[loud crack]







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Oh!







MAN



Surprising. We must bring him back. Sound the all clear,

and invite him to dinner.







__________________________________________SCENE

16__________________________________________







MAN

Most important, keep things light. Praise him. Make him feel like we appreciate

his abilities.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Am I overdressed?







MIRAGE



Actually, you look rather dashing.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I take it our host is...







MIRAGE



Oh, I'm sorry. He won't be dining with us. He hopes you'll

understand.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Of course. I do usually make it a point to know who I'm

working for.







MIRAGE



He prefers a certain amount of anonymity. Surely, you of

all people understand that.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I was just wondering, of all the places to settle down, why

live...







MIRAGE



With a volcano? He's attracted to power. So am I. It's a

weakness we share.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Seems a bit unstable.







MIRAGE



I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



[chuckling] Aren't we all?







MIRAGE



Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth.

Everything at the table was grown right here. How does it compare?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Everything's delicious.



__________________________________________SCENE

17__________________________________________







BOB



Jeez.







HELEN



Hurry, honey. Or you'll be late for work.







HELEN



Have a great day, honey.







BOB



Thanks.







HELEN



Help customers, climb ladders...







BOB



Bring bacon?







HELEN



All that jazz.







GUARD



You have an appointment?







BOB



I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...







GUARD



All visitors are required to make a reser--







E



[shoos the guard away] Get back to work! Go check the

electric fence or something! What is it? Who are you? What do you want?







E



My God, you've gotten fat. Come in. Come, come.







E



Yes, things are going quite well. Quite well. My God, no

complaints. But, you know, it is not the same. Not the same at all.







BOB



Weren't you just in the news? Some show in Prayge...

Prague?







E



Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about

them. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think only

about themselves. Feh! I used to design for gods. But perhaps you come with a

challenge, eh? I was surprised to get your call.







BOB



E, I just need a patch job.







E



Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy. And

you've torn right through it! What have you been doing, Robert? Moonlighting

hero work?







BOB



Must have happened a long time ago.







E



I see. This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in

this. I won't allow it! Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?







BOB



What do you mean? You designed it.







E



I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. You

need a new suit. That much is certain.







BOB



A new suit? Where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?







E



You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy. So ask me

now, before I again become sane.







BOB



Wait. You want to make me a suit?







E



You push too hard, darling! But I accept. It will be bold.

Dramatic!







BOB



Yeah.







E



Heroic!







BOB



Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy! Oh! He had a great

look! Oh, the cape and the boots...







E



No capes!







BOB



Isn't that my decision?







E



Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man.

Good with kids.







BOB



Listen, E...







E



November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved when

his cape snagged on a missile fin.







BOB



Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...







E



Stratogale! April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine.







BOB



E, you can't generalize about these things.







E



Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.

Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes! Now, go on. Your new suit will be

finished before your next assignment.







BOB



You know I'm retired from hero work.







E



As am l, Robert. Yet, here we are.







BOB



E, I only need a patch job. For sentimental reasons.







E



[sighs] Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.







BOB



You're the best of the best, E.







E



Yes, I know, darling. I know.



__________________________________________SCENE

18__________________________________________







[phone rings]







BOB



I got it, I got it! Don't answer it, honey, I got it!







BOB



Hello?







MIRAGE



We have a new assignment for you. How soon can you get

here?







BOB



I'll leave tomorrow morning.







MIRAGE



See you there.







BOB



Goodbye.







HELEN



Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?







BOB



Another conference. Short notice, but you know...duty

calls. [nervous laugh]







HELEN



Bob?







BOB



Yeah, what's up, honey?







HELEN



Ha... have a great trip.







BOB



Thanks, sweetie. I'll call you when I get there.







HELEN



I love you. So much.







BOB



I love you too.







COMPUTER



This is your automated Captain. Would you care for more

mimosa?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Don't mind if I do. Thanks.







COMPUTER



You're welcome.







COMPUTER



Currently 78 degrees in Nomanisan. Perfect weather for

flying.







COMPUTER



Please fasten your seat belt. We're beginning our descent.







MIRAGE



Hello, Mr. lncredible. Nice suit.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Thanks. Nice to be back, Mirage.







MIRAGE



You'll be briefed on your assignment in the conference room

at two. D Wing, room A-113.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



2:00. Got it.







MIRAGE



See you there.







HELEN



[gasps] Edna.



__________________________________________SCENE

19__________________________________________







HELEN



I'd like to speak to Edna, please.







E



This is Edna.







HELEN



E? This is Helen.







E



Helen who?







HELEN



Helen Parr? You know...Elastigirl?







E



Darling! It's been such a long time after all these years!

So long!







HELEN



Yes, yes, yes. It's been a while. Listen, there's only one

person Bob would trust to patch his supersuit and that's you, E.







E



Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn't it? Much better than those

horrible pajamas he used to wear. They are finished. When are you coming to

see?







HELEN



Look, I'm calling about...







E



Don't make me beg, darling. I won't do it, you know.







HELEN



Beg? Uh, no. I'm calling about suit. Ab-about Bob's suit!

I'm calling about Bob's suit!







E



You come in one hour, darling. I insist, okay? Okay.

Goodbye.



__________________________________________SCENE

20__________________________________________







SYNDROME



It's bigger! It's badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's too

much for Mr. lncredible! Whoa! Whoa! It's finally ready. You know, I went

through quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't

good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major

modifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after

all...I am your biggest fan.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Buddy?







SYNDROME



My name is not Buddy! And it's not lncrediBoy either! That

ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And what

did you say to me?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.







SYNDROME



It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You

can't count on anyone. Especially your heroes.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry.







SYNDROME



See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the

way it works. Turns out there's a lot of people, whole countries who want

respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got

rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I

unleash it, I'll get--







SYNDROME



[laughing] You sly dog! You got me monologuing. I can't

believe it. It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy. I save the best inventions for

myself. Am I good enough now? Who's super now? I'm Syndrome! Your nemesis

and...







SYNDROME



Oh, brilliant!







SYNDROME



All right, try this one on for size, big boy.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Gazerbeam.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



''Kronos?''







PROBE



Life reading negative. Mr. Incredible terminated.



__________________________________________SCENE

21__________________________________________







E



This project has completely confiscated my life, darling.

Consumed me as only hero work can. My best work, I must admit. Simple, elegant,

yet bold. You will die.







HELEN



E, I just...







E



I did Robert's suit, and it turned out so beautiful, I had to

continue.







HELEN



E, It's great to see you, but I gotta tell you I have no

idea what you're talking about. I just...







E



Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,

gobble! Too much of it, darling. Too much! That is why I show you my work. That

is why you are here.







E



Edna Mode. And guest.







E



Come. Sit.







E



Cream and sugar?







HELEN



Thanks.







E



I started with the baby.







HELEN



Started?







E



Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free

movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin, and can also withstand

a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof. And machine

washable, darling. That's a new feature.







HELEN



What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?!







E



Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the

prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics.







HELEN



Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.





E



No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.







E



Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction

without heating up or wearing out. A useful feature.







E



Your daughter's suit was tricky. But I finally created a

sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does.







E



Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring

yourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible...yet it

breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing

device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a

button. Well, darling? What do you think?







HELEN



What do I think? Bob is retired! I'm retired! Our family is

underground. You helped my husband resume secret hero work behind my back?!







E



Well, I assumed you knew, darling. Why would he keep

secrets from you?







HELEN



He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.







E



Men at Robert's age are often unstable. Prone to weakness.







HELEN



What are you saying?







E



Do you know where he is?







HELEN



Of course.







E



Do you know where he is?



__________________________________________SCENE

22__________________________________________







[voices, static on radio]







[electric fizzling]







[grunt]







[voice on radio]







GUARD 1



Hey, hey. We got a man down!







GUARD 2



Come on, let's go.







GUARD 2



Are you okay? What happened?







[over radio] Break surveillance and engage. Continuing

sweep...







WOMAN [over phone]



Insuricare.







HELEN



Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr. Bob Parr is my husband. I

was wondering if you could give me the number of the hotel he's staying at? The

number I have is no good.







WOMAN



Mr. Parr no longer works at Insuricare.







HELEN



What do you mean? He's on a business trip. A company

retreat.







WOMAN



My records say his employment was terminated almost two

months ago.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



[gasps]







E



So, you don't know where he is. Would you like to find out?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



[relieved sigh]







[beeping]



__________________________________________SCENE

23__________________________________________







HELEN



[sobbing] I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know.

The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, the lies.







E



Yes, he attempts to relive the past.







HELEN



Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do?







E



What are you talking about?







HELEN



Hmm?







E



You are Elastigirl! My God! Pull yourself together! What

will you do? Is this a question? Show him you remember that he is Mr.

lncredible, and you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is.

Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, darling. I

enjoy our visits.







HELEN



There's lots of leftovers that you can reheat. Make sure

Dash does his homework. And both of you, get to bed on time. I should be back

tonight. Late. You can be in charge that long, can't you?







VIOLET



Yeah. But why am I in charge again?







HELEN



Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.







VIOLET



You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?







HELEN



I mean either he's in trouble, or he's going to be.







DASH



Hey! What's that? Where'd you get that, Mom? You made a

cool outfit? Hey, are those for us? We all get cool outfits?







DASH



Ha-ha!







HELEN



Dash! You come back here this moment!







[phone rings]







HELEN



Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back. I know this is short

notice, but I was hoping that I could get you to...







VIOLET



What are these?







DASH



Look, I'm The Dash! The Dash likes.







HELEN



Just a second. Take that off before somebody sees it.







VIOLET



But you're packing one just like it. Are you hiding

something?







HELEN



Oh, please, honey. I'm on the phone...Dash!







DASH



Yikes! This is yours. It's specially made.







VIOLET



What's going on?







HELEN



You're not coming! And I've gotta pack!







VIOLET



What makes you think it's special?







DASH



I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?







HELEN



Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.







SNUG [over phone]



What do you need?







HELEN



A jet. What do you got that's fast?







SNUG



Let me think...



__________________________________________SCENE

24__________________________________________







HELEN



Island approach. India Golf niner-niner checking in. VFR on

top. Over.







[radio static]







HELEN



Island tower, this is India Golf niner-niner requesting

vectors to the initial. Over.







[radio static]







HELEN



Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl. You're overreacting.

Everything's fine. They're just all getting coffee. At the same time. Yeah.







SYNDROME



You sir, truly are ''Mr. lncredible''! You know, I was

right to idolize you. I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by

hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, man! I'm still geeking out about

it! [sighs] And then you had to just go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr.

lncredible calling for help? [mocking] ''Help me, help me.'' Lame, lame, lame,

lame, lame! All right, who did you contact?!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Contact? What are you talking about?







SYNDROME



I am referring to last night at 2307 hours while you were

snooping around. You sent out a homing signal.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I didn't know about the homing device.







SYNDROME



And now a government plane is requesting permission to land

here! Who did you contact?!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I didn't send for a plane.







SYNDROME



Play the transmission.







HELEN



India golf niner-niner checking in. VFR on top. Over.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Helen!







SYNDROME



So you do know these people. Well, then, I'll send them a

little greeting.







VIOLET



Ow!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Violet!







VIOLET



It's not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I'd get blamed

for it--







DASH



That's not true!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Dash?!







VIOLET/DASH



- ...and I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came

here and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and

[to Dash] it's not my fault!



- You said, ''Something's up with Mom. We have to find out

what!" It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred percent all-yours,

all-the-time idea!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack alone?!







VIOLET/DASH



- Yes, mom, I'm completely stupid...of course we got a

sitter! Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!



- No, we got someone, Mom. Someone great. We wouldn't do

that.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



All right! Well, who'd you get?







KARI



You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr.

I've got this baby-sitting thing wired. I've taken courses and learned CPR and

I got excellent marks and certificates...







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Kari.







KARI



I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him

smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Kari...







KARI



And the beauty part is that the babies don't even have to

listen 'cause they're asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I

slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking

about.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'll pay

you for your trouble, but I'd really rather call a service.







KARI



Oh, there's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle

anything this baby can dish out. [cooing] Can't I, little baby? I can handle

it. Who can handle it?







[beeping]







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



India Golf niner-niner transmitting in the blind guard.

Disengage! Repeat, disengage!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Disengage! Repeat, disengage! Friendlies...







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything!







SYNDROME



Too late! Fifteen years too late.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Friendlies at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position.

Angels 10. Track east. Disengage! [to Violet] Vi! You have to put a force field

around the plane.







VIOLET



But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying now!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Disengage. Repeat, disengage!







DASH



Mom?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Violet!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Mayday, mayday! India Golf niner-niner is buddy-spiked!

Abort! Abort! There are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



No!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



[to Violet] Put a field around us now!







VIOLET



I've never done one that big!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Violet, do it now!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Abort, abort, abort!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Abort, abort, abort!







[all screaming]







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Brace yourselves!







VIOLET/DASH



Mom! Mom!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Everybody calm down. Now, I'll tell you what we're not

gonna do. We're not gonna panic, we're not gonna--look out!







DASH/VIOLET



- Oh, my God! Who's idea was this anyway?!



- What are we gonna do?! What are we gonna do?!







DASH



We're dead! We're dead!







VIOLET



It blew up!







DASH



We survived but we're dead!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now both of you will get a

grip. Or so help me I will ground you for a month! Understand?







MIRAGE



We have a confirmed hit. Target was destroyed.







SYNDROME



Ah, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to

''work alone''. [evil laughter]







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Release me...now!







SYNDROME



Or what?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I'll crush her.







SYNDROME



That sounds a little dark for you. Well, go ahead.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.







SYNDROME



[laughing] Show me.







SYNDROME



I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to

lose. You're weak. And I've outgrown you.







[Bob sobbing]







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Those were short-range missiles. Land-based. That way is

our best bet.







DASH



You want to go toward the people that tried to kill us?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



lf it means land, yes.







VIOLET



Do you expect us to swim there?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



I expect you to trust me.



__________________________________________SCENE

25__________________________________________







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



What a trooper. I'm so proud of you.







DASH



Thanks, mom.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



I think your father is in trouble.







VIOLET



lf you haven't noticed, mom, we're not doing so hot either.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



I'm going to look for him. And that means you're in charge

until I get back, Violet.







DASH



What?!







VIOLET

You heard her.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable

possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.







VIOLET



But you said never to use...







VIOLET



I know what I said! [sighs] Remember the bad guys on those

shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like

those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They will

kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.







VIOLET



Mom?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Vi, I'm counting on you.







VIOLET



There's something I...







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



I'm counting on you. Be strong. Dash, if anything goes wrong,

I want you to run as fast as you can.







DASH



As fast as I can?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



As fast as you can. Stay hidden. Keep each other safe. I'll

be back by morning.







VIOLET



Mom! Mom, what happened on the plane. I'm sorry. [stammering]

I wanted to help. I mean, when you asked me to... I'm sorry.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Shh. It isn't your fault. It wasn't fair for me to suddenly

ask so much of you. But things are different now. And doubt is a luxury we

can't afford anymore, sweetie. You have more power than you realize. Don't

think. And don't worry. lf the time comes, you'll know what to do. It's in your

blood.







MIRAGE



He's not weak, you know.







SYNDROME



What?







MIRAGE



Valuing life is not weakness.







SYNDROME



Oh, hey. Look, look...if you're talking about what happened

in the containment unit, I had everything under control.







MIRAGE



And disregarding it is not strength.







SYNDROME



I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all. I knew he

wouldn't have it in him to actually...







MIRAGE



Next time you gamble, bet your own life!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Okay, okay, okay.







[voices on radio]







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



A rocket?







[sighs, gasps]







GUARD



Hey!







[struggling]







DASH



Well, not that this isn't fun, but I'm gonna go look

around.







VIOLET



What do you think is going on here? You think we're on

vacation or something? Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse,

[whispering] their marriage.







DASH



Their marriage? So, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom

and Dad's marriage.







VIOLET



Oh, forget it. You're so immature.







DASH



Okay, I'm gonna go look around.







VIOLET



Mom said to stay hidden.







DASH



I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh!







[voices over radio]







DASH



[echoing] Cool!







DASH



[echoing] Cool!







[over radio] Roger. We are ready for launch.







DASH



Vi, Vi!







VIOLET



What did you do?







[over radio] ETA two-niner. Over. TCI clear. Condition

yellow. Status norm.



[over radio] Not responding to IFF. IRCM reads negative.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



[gasps] Bob.







GUARD 1



Huh? What?







GUARD 2



Uh, I didn't say anything.



__________________________________________SCENE

26__________________________________________







ROBOT



Identification, please.







DASH



Hey! Hey, Violet! Come here, look.







VIOLET



What?







DASH



It talks!







VIOLET



What?







DASH



There. That one.







ROBOT



Voice key incorrect.







VIOLET



''Voice key''?







ROBOT



Voice key incorrect.







VIOLET



Wait a second...







[alarm sounds]







DASH



What do we do?







VIOLET



Run!







DASH



Where are we going?







VIOLET



Away from here!







[PA] Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Intruder alert.







MIRAGE



There isn't much time.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



[grabs Mirage by the neck] No, there isn't. In fact,

there's no time at all.







MIRAGE



[choking] Please...







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Why are you here? How can you possibly bring me lower? What

more can you take away from me?







MIRAGE



[choking] Family survived the crash. They're here on the

island!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



They're alive?







MIRAGE



[gasping, coughing]







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Helen?







MIRAGE



Hello. You must be Mrs. Incre--







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



She was helping me to escape.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



No. That's what I was doing. Let go of me! Let go, you

lousy, lying, unfaithful creep!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



How could I betray the perfect woman?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Oh, you're referring to me now?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Where are the kids?







MIRAGE



They might've triggered the alert.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



What?!







MIRAGE



Security's been sent into the jungle. You better get going.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Now our kids are in danger?!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



lf you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



I didn't bring 'em, they stowed away. And I don't think

you're not striking the proper tone here!







GUARD



Think they're supers?







VIOLET



Dash, remember what Mom said.







DASH



What?







GUARD 2



Hey! Stop talking!







GUARD 3



Hold it! Freeze!







VIOLET



Dash, run!







DASH



What?







VIOLET



Run!







DASH



Oh yeah!







GUARD



What the--?! They're supers!







GUARD 2



Get the boy! Show yourself!







[spitting]







[Dash screams]







GUARD



Hey!







DASH



Ha, ha!







DASH



I'm alive. Yeah!







[Dash shouting]







DASH



Uh-oh.







[water sloshing]







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I should've told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't

want you to worry.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



You didn't want me to worry? And now we're running for our

lives through some godforsaken jungle!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy

you're alive.







GUARD



I know you're there, Little Miss Disappear.







GUARD



You can't hide from me.







GUARD



There you are.







DASH



Hey!







DASH



Don't touch my sister!







DASH



How are you doing that?







VIOLET



I don't know!







DASH



Whatever you do, don't stop!







VIOLET



Mom! Dad! Hey!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Kids!







MR. INCREDIBLE/ELASTIGIRL



- You're all right.



- Oh, you're all right!







VIOLET



We were so worried about you.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I thought I'd never see you again.







MR. INCREDIBLE/ELASTIGIRL



I love you.







DASH



Wow.







VIOLET



Whoa.







SYNDROME



Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, time out! What have we here?

Matching uniforms? Oh, no! Elastigirl? [laughs] You married Elastigirl? Whoa!

And got busy! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot!

Oh, this is just too good!







__________________________________________SCENE

27__________________________________________







- [on TV] The ship's unique design suggests...



- [on TV] There were no fatalities...







SYNDROME



Huh? Huh? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool. Just

like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage. Throngs of

screaming people! And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day!

I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could

pretend to be one?







SYNDROME



Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it

without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics.

I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen! And when I'm

old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be

superheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super...no one will be.

[evil laughter]







[soldiers shouting]







SOLDIER



Fire at will!







- [on TV] It's completely overwhelming the tanks.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I'm sorry. This is my fault. I've been a lousy father.

Blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all

of you.







DASH



Um..dad?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Shh. Don't interrupt.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



So caught up in the past that I...You are my greatest

adventure. And I almost missed it. I swear, I'm gonna get us out of this safely

if I...







VIOLET



Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress today

but I think it's time we wind down now.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



We need to get back to the mainland.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in. Straight ahead, I

think.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Where are all the guards?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Go, go!







GUARD



Hey, look. Hey! Every time they run, you take a shot.







GUARD 2



Yeah, okay.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



A jet's not fast enough.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



What's faster than a jet?







DASH



Hey, how about a rocket?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Great! I can't fly a rocket.







VIOLET



You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last

launch.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do

I get into the computer?







MIRAGE



Say please.



__________________________________________SCENE

28__________________________________________







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Honey?







HONEY



What?







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Where's my supersuit?







HONEY



What?







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Where is my supersuit?







HONEY



I, uh...put it away.







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Where?







HONEY



Why do you need to know?







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



I need it!







HONEY



Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no

derrin'-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



The public is in danger!







HONEY



My evening's in danger!







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about

the greater good!







HONEY



''Greater good''? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you

are ever gonna get!







MAN



Run!







WOMAN



My baby!







MAN



The supers have returned!







WOMAN



Is that Fironic?







MAN



Fironic?







WOMAN



No, Fironic has a different outfit.







SYNDROME



No, no, I'm a new superhero! I'm Syndrome!







SYNDROME



All right, stand back.







SYNDROME



Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners.







SYNDROME



Ha, ha!







DASH



Are we there yet?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



We get there when we get there.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



How you doing, honey?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Do I have to answer?!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Kids, strap yourselves down like I told you!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Here we go, honey!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Ready, Violet? Ready? Now!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



This is gonna be rough!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do I

take?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Traction Avenue.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I?







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Don't take Seventh!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Great, we missed it!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit at

Traction!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



That'll take me downtown!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



He's coming up! Get in the right lane! Signal!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Not Traction!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



You're gonna miss it!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Is everybody okay back there?







VIOLET



Super-duper, Dad!







DASH



[laughing] Let's do that again.







[people screaming]







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't

think so.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I'm asking you to wait with the kids.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



And I'm telling you not a chance. You're my husband. I'm

with you for better or worse.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I have to do this alone.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



What is this to you? Playtime?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



No.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



So you can be Mr. lncredible again?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



No!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Then what? What is it?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I'm not...







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Not what?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I'm not strong enough.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Strong enough. And this will make you stronger?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Yes. No!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



That's what this is? Some sort of workout?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I can't lose you again!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I can't. Not again. I'm not... strong enough.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



lf we work together, you won't have to be.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I don't know what'll happen.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Hey. We're superheroes. What can happen?







[screaming]







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Vi! Dash! No!







DASH



Violet?







DASH



Dad!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Go, go!







VIOLET



I'm okay, mom. Really.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Stay here, okay?







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Frozone! Yeah!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Bob!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Hey!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Syndrome's remote!







VIOLET



The remote controls the robot!







DASH



Hey, dad! Throw it, throw it!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Go long!







DASH



Got it!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Honey, take out its guns!







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Dash! Gotcha!







VIOLET



Mom, I've got it! I've got the remote!







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



A remote? A remote that controls what? The robot?







DASH



It's coming back!







DASH



That wasn't right.







VIOLET



Give me that!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



We can't stop it. The only thing hard enough to penetrate

it is...itself.







DASH



It's getting closer!







VIOLET



It doesn't work!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Kids!







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



It's not doing anything!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Lucius, try to buy us some time!







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Try the one next to it!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Honey!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Wait a minute. Press that button again!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



No, the other one! The first one!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



First button! Got it!







DASH



It's getting closer!







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Look out!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Get out of here, kids! Find a safe spot!







VIOLET



We're not going anywhere!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Press the button!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Not yet!







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Hang on!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



What are you waiting for?!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



A closer target! You got one shot!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Everybody duck!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Hey, Zone.







SYNDROME



Huh? No!







OLD MAN



Hey, did you see that? Eh? That's the way to do it. That's

old school.







OLD MAN 2



Yeah. No school like the old school.







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Just like old times.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Just like old times [gives Frozone a heavy pat on the back]







LUCIUS (FROZONE)



Oh! Yeah. Hurt then too.



__________________________________________SCENE

29__________________________________________







RICK



We've frozen all of Syndrome's assets. lf he even sneezes,

we'll be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs. The people of this country

are indebted to you.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Does this mean we can come out of hiding?







RICK



Let the politicians figure that one out. But I've been

asked to assure you we'll take care of everything else. You did good, Bob.







[phone beeps]







Hi, this is Kari. I have a question about Jack-Jack..







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Come on. We're in a limo.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Hey, you're wearing your hair back?







VIOLET



[stammering] Yeah, I just... yeah.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



It looks good.







VIOLET



Thanks, Dad.







DASH



That was so cool when you threw that car!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



Not as cool as you running on water!







DASH



Hey, mom! That was sweet when you snagged that bad guy with

your arm and kinda whiplashed him into the other guy. It was so sweet!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Honey, uh, yeah, I'm trying to listen to messages, honey.







[Kari]



- Mrs. Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things

are happening.



- Jack-Jack's still fine, but I'm getting really weirded

out! When are you coming back?







DASH



...aced those guys that tried to kill us! That was the best

vacation ever! I love our family.







[Kari]



- I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr! Put that down! Stop it! You need

to call me. I need help, Mrs. Parr!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Bob, listen to this.







[Kari]



- I'm gonna call the police...



- Hi, this is Kari. Sorry for freaking out, but your baby

has special needs.







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



"Special needs"?







RICK



Here we are.







[Kari]



- Anyway, thanks for sending a replacement sitter.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Replacement? I didn't call a replacement.







SYNDROME



Shh. The baby is sleeping. You took away my future. I'm

simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supportive,

encouraging. Everything you weren't. And in time, who knows, he might make a

good sidekick. Ha ha!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



He's getting away, Bob! We have to do something! We have to

do something now!







[Jack-Jack cries]







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Something's happening. What's happening?!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



We have to stop him! Throw something!







BOB (MR. INCREDIBLE)



I can't! I might hit Jack-Jack!







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Throw me.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Bob, throw me!







[Jack-Jack cooing]







SYNDROME



No!







SYNDROME



This isn't the end of it! I will get your son, eventually.

I'll get your son!







SYNDROME



Oh, no.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



Look at Mommy, honey. Don't look down. Mommy's got you.

Everything is all right.







HELEN (ELASTIGIRL)



That's my girl.







DASH



Does this mean we have to move again?







KID



Oh, man. That was totally wicked!



__________________________________________SCENE

30__________________________________________















[PA announcements]







VIOLET



Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet? I mean,

what is that all about?







GIRL



Well, I always thought it was more like a...







TONY



Hey.







VIOLET



Hey.







TONY



You're, uh, Violet, right?







VIOLET



That's me.







GIRL



See you, Vi.







TONY



You look different.







VIOLET



I feel different. Is different okay?







TONY



Hey, different is...[clears throat] Different is great.

[stammering] Would you wanna...







VIOLET



Yeah?







TONY



Do you think maybe...[stammering]...you and I...you know...







VIOLET



Yeah?







TONY



Do you...







VIOLET



Shh. I like movies. I'll buy the popcorn. Okay?







TONY



[stammering] A movie. There you go. Yeah...yeah! Wait,

wait...so Friday?







VIOLET



Friday.







[crowd cheering]







BOB/HELEN



- Go, Dash, go! Go, go, go! Run, run!



- Run, Dash! Run!







BOB



Come on, run! Pick up the pace! Move it, move it! Pace it!

Slow down just a little bit! Don't give up! Make it close!







HELEN



Second!







BOB



Close second, close second. Yeah!







BOB



That's my boy!







HELEN



Dash, I'm so proud of you.







DASH



I didn't know what the heck you wanted me to do.







[crashing, screaming]







UNDERMINER



Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing

is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon

all will tremble before me!











Copyright 2004 Disney Enterprises,

Inc./Pixar Animation Studios



All Rights Reserved



Incredibles, The



Writers : Brad Bird

Genres : Animation Family Adventure Action Comedy Sci-Fi





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style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>(3 MONTHS LATER)[PA announcements]Do we have to have cheerleaders at the track meet? I mean,what is that all about?Well, I always thought it was more like a...Hey.Hey.You're, uh, Violet, right?That's me.See you, Vi.You look different.I feel different. Is different okay?Hey, different is...[clears throat] Different is great.[stammering] Would you wanna...Yeah?Do you think maybe...[stammering]...you and I...you know...Yeah?Do you...Shh. I like movies. I'll buy the popcorn. Okay?[stammering] A movie. There you go. Yeah...yeah! Wait,wait...so Friday?Friday.[crowd cheering]- Go, Dash, go! Go, go, go! Run, run!- Run, Dash! Run!Come on, run! Pick up the pace! Move it, move it! Pace it!Slow down just a little bit! Don't give up! Make it close!Second!Close second, close second. Yeah!That's my boy!Dash, I'm so proud of you.I didn't know what the heck you wanted me to do.[crashing, screaming]Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothingis beneath me!hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soonall will tremble before me! style='font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Tahoma'>.Come on. We're in a limo.Hey, you're wearing your hair back?[stammering] Yeah, I just... yeah.It looks good.Thanks, Dad.That was so cool when you threw that car!Not as cool as you running on water!Hey, mom! That was sweet when you snagged that bad guy withyour arm and kinda whiplashed him into the other guy. It was so sweet!Honey, uh, yeah, I'm trying to listen to messages, honey....aced those guys that tried to kill us! That was the bestvacation ever! I love our family.Bob, listen to this."Special needs"?Here we are.Replacement? I didn't call a replacement.Shh. The baby is sleeping. You took away my future. I'msimply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supportive,encouraging. Everything you weren't. And in time, who knows, he might make agood sidekick. Ha ha!He's getting away, Bob! We have to do something! We have todo something now![Jack-Jack cries]Something's happening. What's happening?!We have to stop him! Throw something!I can't! I might hit Jack-Jack!Throw me.Bob, throw me![Jack-Jack cooing]No!This isn't the end of it! I will get your son, eventually.I'll get your son!Oh, no.Look at Mommy, honey. Don't look down. Mommy's got you.Everything is all right.That's my girl.Does this mean we have to move again?Oh, man. That was totally wicked! Most important, keep things light. Praise him. Make him feel like we appreciatehis abilities.Am I overdressed?Actually, you look rather dashing.I take it our host is...Oh, I'm sorry. He won't be dining with us. He hopes you'llunderstand.Of course. I do usually make it a point to know who I'mworking for.He prefers a certain amount of anonymity. Surely, you ofall people understand that.I was just wondering, of all the places to settle down, whylive...With a volcano? He's attracted to power. So am I. It's aweakness we share.Seems a bit unstable.I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.[chuckling] Aren't we all?Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on Earth.Everything at the table was grown right here. How does it compare?Everything's delicious.Jeez.Hurry, honey. Or you'll be late for work.Have a great day, honey.Thanks.Help customers, climb ladders...Bring bacon?All that jazz.I'm an old friend. I just wanted to...[shoos the guard away]Yes, things are going quite well. Quite well. My God, nocomplaints. But, you know, it is not the same. Not the same at all.Weren't you just in the news? Some show in Prayge...Prague?Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super aboutthem. Spoiled, stupid, little stick figures with poofy lips who think onlyabout themselves. Feh! I used to design for gods. But perhaps you come with achallenge, eh? I was surprised to get your call.E, I just need a patch job.Hmm. This is megamesh. Outmoded, but very sturdy. Andyou've torn right through it! What have you been doing, Robert? Moonlightinghero work?Must have happened a long time ago.I see. This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen inthis. I won't allow it! Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now?What do you mean? You designed it.I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. Youneed a new suit. That much is certain.A new suit? Where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy. So ask menow, before I again become sane.Wait. You want to make me a suit?You push too hard, darling! But I accept. It will be bold.Dramatic!Yeah.Heroic!Yeah, something classic, like Dynaguy! Oh! He had a greatlook! Oh, the cape and the boots...No capes!Isn't that my decision?Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man.Good with kids.Listen, E...November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved whenhis cape snagged on a missile fin.Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...Stratogale! April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine.E, you can't generalize about these things.Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes! Now, go on. Your new suit will befinished before your next assignment.You know I'm retired from hero work.As am l, Robert. Yet, here we are.E, I only need a patch job. For sentimental reasons.[sighs] Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.You're the best of the best, E.Yes, I know, darling. I know.[phone rings]I got it, I got it! Don't answer it, honey, I got it!Hello?We have a new assignment for you. How soon can you gethere?I'll leave tomorrow morning.See you there.Goodbye.Who was that, honey? The, uh, office?Another conference. Short notice, but you know...dutycalls. [nervous laugh]Bob?Yeah, what's up, honey?Ha... have a great trip.Thanks, sweetie. I'll call you when I get there.I love you. So much.I love you too.Don't mind if I do. Thanks.Hello, Mr. lncredible. Nice suit.Thanks. Nice to be back, Mirage.You'll be briefed on your assignment in the conference roomat two. D Wing, room A-113.2:00. Got it.See you there.[gasps] Edna.I'd like to speak to Edna, please.E? This is Helen.Helen Parr? You know...Elastigirl?Yes, yes, yes. It's been a while. Listen, there's only oneperson Bob would trust to patch his supersuit and that's you, E.Yes, yes, yes. Marvelous, isn't it? Much better than thosehorrible pajamas he used to wear. They are finished. When are you coming tosee?Don't make me beg, darling. I won't do it, you know.Beg? Uh, no. I'm calling about suit. Ab-about Bob's suit!I'm calling about Bob's suit!You come in one hour, darling. I insist, okay? Okay.Goodbye.It's bigger! It's badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's toomuch for Mr. lncredible! Whoa! Whoa! It's finally ready. You know, I wentthrough quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn'tgood enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some majormodifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, afterall...I am your biggest fan.Buddy?My name is not Buddy! And it's not lncrediBoy either! Thatship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And whatdid you say to me?It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. Youcan't count on anyone. Especially your heroes.I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry.See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's theway it works. Turns out there's a lot of people, whole countries who wantrespect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I gotrich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when Iunleash it, I'll get--[laughing] You sly dog! You got me monologuing. I can'tbelieve it. It's cool, huh? Zero-point energy. I save the best inventions formyself. Am I good enough now? Who's super now? I'm Syndrome! Your nemesisand...Oh, brilliant!All right, try this one on for size, big boy.Gazerbeam.''Kronos?''This project has completely confiscated my life, darling.Consumed me as only hero work can. My best work, I must admit. Simple, elegant,yet bold. You will die.E, I just...I did Robert's suit, and it turned out so beautiful, I had tocontinue.E, It's great to see you, but I gotta tell you I have noidea what you're talking about. I just...Yes, words are useless. Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble,gobble! Too much of it, darling. Too much! That is why I show you my work. Thatis why you are here.Edna Mode. And guest.Come. Sit.Cream and sugar?Thanks.I started with the baby.Started?Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the freemovement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin, and can also withstanda temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof. And machinewashable, darling. That's a new feature.What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?!Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors theprepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics.Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous frictionwithout heating up or wearing out. A useful feature.Your daughter's suit was tricky. But I finally created asturdy material that will disappear completely as she does.Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuringyourself, and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible...yet itbreathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homingdevice, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of abutton. Well, darling? What do you think?What do I think? Bob is retired! I'm retired! Our family isunderground. You helped my husband resume secret hero work behind my back?!Well, I assumed you knew, darling. Why would he keepsecrets from you?He wouldn't. Didn't. Doesn't.Men at Robert's age are often unstable. Prone to weakness.What are you saying?Do you know where he is?Of course.Do you know where he is?[voices, static on radio][electric fizzling][grunt][voice on radio]Hey, hey. We got a man down!Come on, let's go.Are you okay? What happened?Oh, hello. This is Helen Parr. Bob Parr is my husband. Iwas wondering if you could give me the number of the hotel he's staying at? Thenumber I have is no good.What do you mean? He's on a business trip. A companyretreat.[gasps]So, you don't know where he is. Would you like to find out?[relieved sigh][beeping][sobbing] I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know.The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, the lies.Yes, he attempts to relive the past.Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do?What are you talking about?Hmm?You are Elastigirl! My God! Pull yourself together! Whatwill you do? Is this a question? Show him you remember that he is Mr.lncredible, and you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is.Go! Confront the problem! Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, darling. Ienjoy our visits.There's lots of leftovers that you can reheat. Make sureDash does his homework. And both of you, get to bed on time. I should be backtonight. Late. You can be in charge that long, can't you?Yeah. But why am I in charge again?Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?I mean either he's in trouble, or he's going to be.Hey! What's that? Where'd you get that, Mom? You made acool outfit? Hey, are those for us? We all get cool outfits?Ha-ha!Dash! You come back here this moment![phone rings]Hey, Snug. Thanks for getting back. I know this is shortnotice, but I was hoping that I could get you to...What are these?Look, I'm The Dash! The Dash likes.Just a second. Take that off before somebody sees it.But you're packing one just like it. Are you hidingsomething?Oh, please, honey. I'm on the phone...Dash!Yikes! This is yours. It's specially made.What's going on?You're not coming! And I've gotta pack!What makes you think it's special?I don't know. Why'd Mom try to hide it?Snug, I'm calling in a solid you owe me.A jet. What do you got that's fast?Island approach. India Golf niner-niner checking in. VFR ontop. Over.[radio static]Island tower, this is India Golf niner-niner requestingvectors to the initial. Over.[radio static]Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl. You're overreacting.Everything's fine. They're just all getting coffee. At the same time. Yeah.You sir, truly are ''Mr. lncredible''! You know, I wasright to idolize you. I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe byhiding under the bones of another super? Oh, man! I'm still geeking out aboutit! [sighs] And then you had to just go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr.lncredible calling for help? [mocking] ''Help me, help me.'' Lame, lame, lame,lame, lame! All right, who did you contact?!Contact? What are you talking about?I am referring to last night at 2307 hours while you weresnooping around. You sent out a homing signal.I didn't know about the homing device.And now a government plane is requesting permission to landhere! Who did you contact?!I didn't send for a plane.Play the transmission.Helen!So you do know these people. Well, then, I'll send them alittle greeting.Ow!Violet!It's not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I'd get blamedfor it--That's not true!Dash?!- ...and I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I camehere and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and[to Dash] it's not my fault!- You said, ''Something's up with Mom. We have to find outwhat!" It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred percent all-yours,all-the-time idea!Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack alone?!- Yes, mom, I'm completely stupid...of course we got asitter! Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!- No, we got someone, Mom. Someone great. We wouldn't dothat.All right! Well, who'd you get?You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr.I've got this baby-sitting thing wired. I've taken courses and learned CPR andI got excellent marks and certificates...Kari.I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make himsmarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.Kari...And the beauty part is that the babies don't even have tolisten 'cause they're asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when Islept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talkingabout.Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'll payyou for your trouble, but I'd really rather call a service.Oh, there's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handleanything this baby can dish out. [cooing] Can't I, little baby? I can handleit. Who can handle it?[beeping]India Golf niner-niner transmitting in the blind guard.Disengage! Repeat, disengage!Disengage! Repeat, disengage! Friendlies...No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything!Too late! Fifteen years too late.Friendlies at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position.Angels 10. Track east. Disengage! [to Violet] Vi! You have to put a force fieldaround the plane.But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers.I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying now!Disengage. Repeat, disengage!Mom?Violet!Mayday, mayday! India Golf niner-niner is buddy-spiked!Abort! Abort! There are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard!No![to Violet] Put a field around us now!I've never done one that big!Violet, do it now!Abort, abort, abort!Abort, abort, abort![all screaming]Brace yourselves!Mom! Mom!Everybody calm down. Now, I'll tell you what we're notgonna do. We're not gonna panic, we're not gonna--look out!- Oh, my God! Who's idea was this anyway?!- What are we gonna do?! What are we gonna do?!We're dead! We're dead!It blew up!We survived but we're dead!Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now both of you will get agrip. Or so help me I will ground you for a month! Understand?We have a confirmed hit. Target was destroyed.Ah, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to''work alone''. [evil laughter]Release me...now!Or what?I'll crush her.That sounds a little dark for you. Well, go ahead.It'll be easy. Like breaking a toothpick.[laughing] Show me.I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing tolose. You're weak. And I've outgrown you.[Bob sobbing]Those were short-range missiles. Land-based. That way isour best bet.You want to go toward the people that tried to kill us?lf it means land, yes.Do you expect us to swim there?I expect you to trust me.What a trooper. I'm so proud of you.Thanks, mom.I think your father is in trouble.lf you haven't noticed, mom, we're not doing so hot either.I'm going to look for him. And that means you're in chargeuntil I get back, Violet.What?!You heard her.Put these on. Your identity is your most valuablepossession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.But you said never to use...I know what I said! [sighs] Remember the bad guys on thoseshows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not likethose guys. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They willkill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.Mom?Vi, I'm counting on you.There's something I...I'm counting on you. Be strong. Dash, if anything goes wrong,I want you to run as fast as you can.As fast as I can?As fast as you can. Stay hidden. Keep each other safe. I'llbe back by morning.Mom! Mom, what happened on the plane. I'm sorry. [stammering]I wanted to help. I mean, when you asked me to... I'm sorry.Shh. It isn't your fault. It wasn't fair for me to suddenlyask so much of you. But things are different now. And doubt is a luxury wecan't afford anymore, sweetie. You have more power than you realize. Don'tthink. And don't worry. lf the time comes, you'll know what to do. It's in yourblood.He's not weak, you know.What?Valuing life is not weakness.Oh, hey. Look, look...if you're talking about what happenedin the containment unit, I had everything under control.And disregarding it is not strength.I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all. I knew hewouldn't have it in him to actually...Next time you gamble, bet your own life!Okay, okay, okay.[voices on radio]A rocket?[sighs, gasps]Hey![struggling]Well, not that this isn't fun, but I'm gonna go lookaround.What do you think is going on here? You think we're onvacation or something? Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse,[whispering] their marriage.Their marriage? So, the bad guys are trying to wreck Momand Dad's marriage.Oh, forget it. You're so immature.Okay, I'm gonna go look around.Mom said to stay hidden.I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh![voices over radio][echoing] Cool![echoing] Cool!Vi, Vi!What did you do?[gasps] Bob.Huh? What?Uh, I didn't say anything.Hey! Hey, Violet! Come here, look.What?It talks!What?There. That one.''Voice key''?Wait a second...[alarm sounds]What do we do?Run!Where are we going?Away from here!There isn't much time.[grabs Mirage by the neck] No, there isn't. In fact,there's no time at all.[choking] Please...Why are you here? How can you possibly bring me lower? Whatmore can you take away from me?[choking] Family survived the crash. They're here on theisland!They're alive?[gasping, coughing]Helen?Hello. You must be Mrs. Incre--She was helping me to escape.No. That's what I was doing. Let go of me! Let go, youlousy, lying, unfaithful creep!How could I betray the perfect woman?Oh, you're referring to me now?Where are the kids?They might've triggered the alert.What?!Security's been sent into the jungle. You better get going.Now our kids are in danger?!lf you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?I didn't bring 'em, they stowed away. And I don't thinkyou're not striking the proper tone here!Think they're supers?Dash, remember what Mom said.What?Hey! Stop talking!Hold it! Freeze!Dash, run!What?Run!Oh yeah!What the--?! They're supers!Get the boy! Show yourself![spitting][Dash screams]Hey!Ha, ha!I'm alive. Yeah![Dash shouting]Uh-oh.[water sloshing]I should've told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn'twant you to worry.You didn't want me to worry? And now we're running for ourlives through some godforsaken jungle!You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happyyou're alive.I know you're there, Little Miss Disappear.You can't hide from me.There you are.Hey!Don't touch my sister!How are you doing that?I don't know!Whatever you do, don't stop!Mom! Dad! Hey!Kids!- You're all right.- Oh, you're all right!We were so worried about you.I thought I'd never see you again.I love you.Wow.Whoa.Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, time out! What have we here?Matching uniforms? Oh, no! Elastigirl? [laughs] You married Elastigirl? Whoa!And got busy! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot!Oh, this is just too good!Huh? Huh? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool. Justlike a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage. Throngs ofscreaming people! And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day!I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were!You mean you killed off real heroes so that you couldpretend to be one?Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did itwithout your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics.I'll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone's ever seen! And when I'mold and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can besuperheroes. Everyone can be super. And when everyone's super...no one will be.[evil laughter][soldiers shouting]Fire at will!I'm sorry. This is my fault. I've been a lousy father.Blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued allof you.Um..dad?Shh. Don't interrupt.So caught up in the past that I...You are my greatestadventure. And I almost missed it. I swear, I'm gonna get us out of this safelyif I...Well, I think Dad has made some excellent progress todaybut I think it's time we wind down now.We need to get back to the mainland.I saw an aircraft hangar on my way in. Straight ahead, Ithink.Where are all the guards?Go, go!Hey, look. Hey! Every time they run, you take a shot.Yeah, okay.This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.A jet's not fast enough.What's faster than a jet?Hey, how about a rocket?Great! I can't fly a rocket.You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the lastlaunch.Wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How doI get into the computer?Say please.Honey?What?Where's my supersuit?What?Where is my supersuit?I, uh...put it away.Where?Why do you need to know?I need it!Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing noderrin'-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!The public is in danger!My evening's in danger!You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking aboutthe greater good!''Greater good''? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good youare ever gonna get!Run!My baby!The supers have returned!Is that Fironic?Fironic?No, Fironic has a different outfit.No, no, I'm a new superhero! I'm Syndrome!All right, stand back.Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners.Ha, ha!Are we there yet?We get there when we get there.How you doing, honey?Do I have to answer?!Kids, strap yourselves down like I told you!Here we go, honey!Ready, Violet? Ready? Now!This is gonna be rough!The robot's in the financial district. Which exit do Itake?Traction Avenue.That'll take me downtown. I take Seventh, don't I?Don't take Seventh!Great, we missed it!You asked me how to get there and I told you. Exit atTraction!That'll take me downtown!He's coming up! Get in the right lane! Signal!Not Traction!You're gonna miss it!Is everybody okay back there?Super-duper, Dad![laughing] Let's do that again.[people screaming]Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don'tthink so.I'm asking you to wait with the kids.And I'm telling you not a chance. You're my husband. I'mwith you for better or worse.I have to do this alone.What is this to you? Playtime?No.So you can be Mr. lncredible again?No!Then what? What is it?I'm not...Not what?I'm not strong enough.Strong enough. And this will make you stronger?Yes. No!That's what this is? Some sort of workout?I can't lose you again!I can't. Not again. I'm not... strong enough.lf we work together, you won't have to be.I don't know what'll happen.Hey. We're s