Former pitcher and current ESPN analyst Dallas Braden was at Chase Field on Monday night to challenge D. Baxter the Bobcat in a cannonball contest.

Yes, that is a factual sentence. Really. Here's proof below:

So a cannonball contest between @dbacksbaxter and former big league pitcher Dallas Braden just happened. Find out who won on #Dbacks Twitter or watch tonight's broadcast on @ESPN 2 (out-of-market). A photo posted by Arizona Diamondbacks (@dbacks) on Aug 24, 2015 at 5:22pm PDT





But the real highlight came (and again, this sentence is true and factual) when Braden caught a fly ball while riding an inflatable pink flamingo in the D-backs' pool.





Perfect game, schmerfect game -- THIS is the story Braden will tell his grandkids someday. And hopefully he does it while wearing that same wonderful outfit.