As the avalanche of celebrity sexual predators continues to build, it is becoming harder and harder for these men to come up with excuses, apologies, and promises that sound in any way honest and repentful... Until Now!!

Thanks to the magic on the interwebs, old and young white men across media, hollywood, and sports now have a simple one-stop shop to create the perfect, sincere, seeking help' apology - with just the right amount of self-loathing and virtue-signaling - with just one click...

Meet The Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

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