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MARTINEZ: "Like, hello America, AOC here again, but this time from Washington, D.C., which is named after our country's first president, George Washington D.C.. Di you know that? Like, I want to tell you about my plan to single-handedly save the planet. I call it the Green New Deal. I picked green because I’m still learning my colors. I came up with my plan after we were watching, like, the most important documentary on climate change. It’s called Ice Age 2: The Meltdown. That’s not me saying it, that’s science. My Green New Deal will cost, like, 93 trillion dollars. Do you know how much that is? Me neither. Because it’s totally worth it. If sea levels keep rising, we won’t be able to drive to Hawaii anymore. I just got this electric car. It’s eco-friendly and everyone has to drive one under my deal. And that’s why I bought one for my boyfriend, too, using campaign donations. Well, you bought it for him. Did you know that? Didn't I tell you not to speak? If you say one word, you're driving the pink one. I do the same thing to Pelosi and Schumer."