CBS: FBI Director James Comey was as surprised as anyone to learn he'd lost his job. And, somehow, President Trump made the whole thing about himself. Colbert was referring to the letter Trump wrote to Comey:





"While I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occasions, that I am not under investigation. I nevertheless concur with the judgment of the Department of Justice that you are not able to effectively lead the Bureau.

"Does everything have to be about him?" Colbert asked. "While I greatly appreciate you telling me I am an amazing lover, I am leaving you for a younger woman on the advice of the Department of Justice.""Thanks for the presidency, Jimmy. Now don't let the door hit you where the electoral college split ya," Colbert said in a voice impersonating Trump."My heart is thumping, my pulse is racing," Colbert said of the act."We'll have more on this tomorrow when they scramble to cover the whole thing up," Colbert told his audience.