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Looking to scar yourself for life? Then does Alamo Drafthouse have a deal for you!

IT Chapter Two is just weeks away from its Sept. 5 release date. To celebrate the sphincter-strengthening event, Alamo Drafthouse will offer up "clowns-only" screenings at 17 of its locations across the United States.

Yep. It's like a regular movie showing, but absolutely every single viewer will be a clown. Amazing? Weird? The closest thing the cinematic experience has to straight-up torture? YMMV.

It's the second time the theater chain has pulled the frightening stunt, offering up two sold-out, clowns-only showings for It in 2017. The photos from those fright fests are as horrifying as you might imagine. To wit:

Looking to attend? For you and your Pennywise-lovin' pals to qualify as "clowns" for the evening, slap on some makeup, a wig, a costume, a foam nose, some oversized shoes, or any combination therein. Screenings will take place exclusively on the weekend of release, from Sept. 5 to Sept. 8.

Tickets are on sale now, running in the $10 to $20 range. Heads up though, certain, clown-heavy locations are already filling up fast.

Participating theaters and showtimes include:

Austin, TX

Village | Saturday, 9/7/2019

Slaughter Lane | Saturday, 9/7/2019

Lakeline | Saturday, 9/7/2019

Mueller | Saturday, 9/7/2019

San Antonio, TX

Park North | Thursday, 9/5/2019

Westlakes | Thursday, 9/5/2019

Los Angeles, CA

DTLA | Sunday, 9/8/2019

Dallas/Fort Worth

Richardson | Friday, 9/6/2019

Denver, CO

Westminster | Saturday, 9/7/2019

Phoenix, AZ

Chandler | Friday, 9/6/2019

Tempe | Friday, 9/6/2019

Northern Virginia

Ashburn | Thursday, 9/5/2019

Woodbridge | Thursday, 9/5/2019

Charlottesville, VA

Charlottesville | Saturday, 9/7/2019

Raleigh, NC

Raleigh | Friday, 9/6/2019

Springfield, MO

Springfield | Thursday, 9/5/2019

Twin Cities, MN

Woodbury | Friday, 9/6/2019

Want a special It experience, but also to not be straight-up traumatized?

It: Chapter 1 will return to theaters this September alongside its sequel, as part of a special two-night rerelease. Tickets are on sale now through Fandango, only at participating locations.

Happy movie-going, floaters! We're gonna miss you.