So, while trying to think of something poignant to electronically scribble here, to no avail I might, and in fact have, add/added, I decided to instead see what “dick shaped”* brought up on Amazon. I was not disappointed. Go check it for yourself if you’re keen on ruining your product suggestions for a bit.

*I’d supply the link myself but the URL is so fucking long and I don’t know what half the parameters are for and I’m not about to put in the effort to figure it out and scrub out the unnecessary and/or sensitive shit and oh God why am I still typing…