I put my 10 kg helmet on that almost fucking killed me 4 years ago. I then put it back on my shelf that had 12 screws screwing the screws so that my bowling ball helmet would not fall off. Then i went to get my animusphere, because nervegears are for nerdgears. I then said those gay words that made my link want to reeeeeeaaaaalllllly start, and then i was in the greatest game of all time, Minecraft.

Some 6 year old already took my username Kirito, So i took the next best thing; ASSunaDestr0y3r69696969. After logging in, I saw my friends in this quality 32 pixel graphic game building some gay shit in the middle of the swamps. I picked the best quality skin in Minecraft. They called me the black swordsman, so i picked the one that suited the title the most; all black. One of my friends picked that homeless man with a mankini, Klein. Anyway we build shit craft shit eat shit sleep shit and kept yelling when we had a boss battle because we can never shut the fuck up. I still remember...

Flashback

Our most memorable moment that day was fighting a cow. And yelling and screaming while we jumped from the top of a building and hit it with a cube of sand.

We make ALL the lame fights epic!

Anyway that was it for the day. I pulled off the animusphere, then i said under my breath,"Fucking stupid game"

And then i broke the CD for minecraft the end.