Yes, it has finally been released from the elite private collection.

Introducing the most amazing, fantabulous, GUI-TOILET!

Be the first on the block to own one. All the girls, guys, and whatever other 29 gender identities out there, will flock to your home to take witness of this most wonderful Gui-Toilet.

Made out of some crap toilet seat, and equally as crappy 1970's import electric guitar.

When played, everyone's ears will tickle with the craptastic fantastic golden brown tones.

Does it actually work? Who cares, look at it, it's amazing. Last I plugged it in, yes it worked.

Additionally, it can serve two purposes. One as a musical instrument, and the other as a seat to put on your #2 bucket when you're living in a van down by the river. You can pooh and play guitar, wow, it's like a Swiss army knife, multi purpose.

Due to the exorbitant prices that UPS and the Post Office charge to ship guitars ($65 to $75 on average), if you want to buy it and want cheap shipping, I can take the neck off and ship in a smaller box that will run about $35 to $45 to ship. However, you must agree in email that you take full responsibility for putting the guitar back together.



You know you want it, let's go! Click the buy button!!!



Please email with questions, comments, insults. At this point, I'll take any social acknowledgement in my extreme boredom.

Thanks

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