In John Hughes's classic 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club," Andrew Clark (played by Emilio Estevez, pictured) is forced serve an entire Saturday in detention for, in the character's words, taping "Larry Lester's buns together."

We wonder how Clark would have been treated had he pulled such a stunt in present day New Jersey. Judging from this story in the Newark Star-Ledger, we think there's a good chance that, in addition to having to write an essay in a high -school library, he might have been forced to register as a sex-offender.

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