CLINTON: Imports are bad.

SANDERS: Imports are VERY bad!

CLINTON: I oppose trade deals like CAFTA and the TPP!

SANDERS: I WILL OPPOSE ALL TRADE DEALS UNTIL OUR SUN IMPLODES.

CLINTON: Exports are good!

SANDERS: I suppose in theory exports are okay, but they benefit large corporations and so I AM CONFLICTED!

CLINTON: Still, to sum up, trade is bad. Except for exports.

SANDERS: TRADE AND WALL STREET AND MILLIONAIRES AND BILLIONAIRES AND CORPORATIONS ARE BAD.