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Order now to avoid disappointment!

archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:35,

Hah.

But also : "Dear Strongbad, how do you type with boxing gloves on...." ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:38,

DELETED

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:10,

BUHWEETED

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:59,

I say old bean

frightfully good show, hey what! ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:41,

Now say that wearing the special gloves

archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42,

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sdm l;sdk\;sdk \lk l;sdj\kl;sd\sd f\;jklsd f\;jklsd \;hjkl89 ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43,

Oooooh



But I wonder... couldn't I get the same effect if I typed with my nose? archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42,

Oh Flowerpor!

He said SPELL not SMELL :( ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43,

hello cockjockey :)

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:47,

I am not talking to you.

Especially after Defoe just scoring that penalty. My bet is all of a sudden not looking quite so safe! ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49,

oof!

come on the Yids! ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54,

Hmm, safe bets...

How many games does a football team play in a season? And how many of those do the big premiership teams win? If they win more than they lose conisistanty then you can bet over a season rather than just on the odd game and be pretty sure of ending up gaining. ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:59,

YOU!

ever since you mentioned lollipops the other night, i've been craving the fucking things! i blame you entirely! ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:04,

Hello big boy





Instead I am sitting in Cape Town, flight cancelled (I was supposed to fly Thursday 15th) and holiday cancelled.



I know some people have it much worse but *wails*.

/selfpityblog

I should be at Ronnie Scott's now after a hard day in Bond Street. Tuesday it was Gil Scott-Heron, Thursday back to Ronnie Scott's.Instead I am sitting in Cape Town, flight cancelled (I was supposed to fly Thursday 15th) and holiday cancelled.I know some people have it much worse but *wails*./selfpityblog archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49,

Oh noes!

No flowerpot in London? Shitty volcanos :( ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:50,

It's that chicken from Iceland (should have gone to Sainsburys)

archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:52,

I have to look on the bright side





Also, I have a free calendar for two weeks now, to arse around here as I please :)

I have my flight, hotel and other things all being refunded and by the time I can get to go again (September, I think) I will have enough airmiles to fly business class and will save around 3000 pounds in air fares! REEESULT.Also, I have a free calendar for two weeks now, to arse around here as I please :) archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:52,

i'm having fun winding my parents up

they're meant to fly to spain on monday, they don't appreciate my jokes ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:51,

Wicked Smashy!





There are people waiting for organs for transplants that may die if the fecking air doesn't clear soon.



Not to mention the collapse of many businesses and heaven knows what other serious implications this is having.

I feel guilty moaning just cos I missed out on a jolly.There are people waiting for organs for transplants that may die if the fecking air doesn't clear soon.Not to mention the collapse of many businesses and heaven knows what other serious implications this is having. archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54,

This is Al qaeeda's God showing them what he really meant by 'take the planes out of the sky in a big cloud of smoke'

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:57,

i feel sorry for those who deserve it

but not my parents, who fuck off for about one week in every 4, leaving me stuck here :( ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:58,

Ok, carry on laughing ;)

archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:59,

indeed i shall

*chuckles evilly* ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:00,

There can be nothing worse.

Nothing. And, you should have told me you were coming to the smoke. I could have arranged a beer with you. ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:53,

September



Gorgeous bar!

Park Lane Hotel :)Gorgeous bar! archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:57,

ah Mayfair.

Brown's is my abode of choice but Park lane just about passes muster :) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:35,

jazz club...

archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54,

niiiiiiice

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54,

Hahahahahaha





I fought for those Gil Scott-Heron tickets. *sniff*

I would have seen him there!I fought for those Gil Scott-Heron tickets. *sniff* archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:56,

yes, you could,

but these gloves alleviate the problem of tardnose, and inflammation of the nose glands. Order now! ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43,

*Is persuaded*



*Orders* archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46,

hello dreamboat :)

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46,

Hello



See above.

I am sinking!See above. archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:50,

Hahahahaha

apparently they're obligatory. ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42,

(_!_)

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43,

they seem to be very popular on facebook too

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43,

You have missing keys on your keyboard



AICMFP archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:47,

nah, just a spazzy keyboard

picking it up and dropping it seems to work ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:48,

wonderful

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49,

Do people really talk like this on YouTube, though?

Maybe I'm just watching the wrong videoz0rsz. ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:14,

Sadly, they do.



They really do. I watch the wrong videoz0rsz too, but if you look at the YooToob popular links, or sometimes follow ones from /links board, just marvel at the replies and weep for the state of humanity. archived) ( , Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:42,

They do.

Largely whilst claiming to be "experts" yet getting their "facts" horribly wrong. ( , Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived) ( , Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:58,

He he

:)

( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived) ( , Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:20,

hahaha

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