The 15 Most Epic Jeff Probst Burns: Jeff Has Spoken

Here are 15 of host Jeff Probst 's best one-liners over the past 36 seasons of Survivor Survivor: Australian OutbackAs they say: “When it rains, it pours.”Survivor: Pearl IslandsHe does speak the truth, but it probably would have meant more if he had said it to Osten’s face.Survivor: Blood vs. WaterAfter pointing out the Colton had quit Survivor: One World by faking a case of appendicitis, Jeff was simply not having Colton’s tears about how hard Survivor can be.To add insult to injury, Jeff referenced Colton’s actions during his previous “medical” evacuation when Colton chose to keep his Immunity Idol as a souvenir instead of giving it to another player. Jeff deemed Colton’s buff not worthy of being burned and that he could take that home as a souvenir as well.Survivor: Heroes vs. VillainsAfter Coach successfully pushed the Pirate off the wrestling platform, it became clear that, while inadvertently, Coach used his arm instead of the wrestling bag. Needless to say, Coach was not pleased at having a do-over.Survivor: ChinaThis is the epitome of Jeff’s “nothing is off limits” commentary.Survivor: Heroes vs. VillainsIf Danielle thought she could have won before this Tribal Council, she certainly didn’t afterward.Survivor: All StarsThis burn was especially painful because he asked Amber’s boyfriend!Survivor: MicronesiaThe most backhanded show of support ever.Survivor: Cook IslandsWho do you think Candice hated more in that moment: Jeff or her boyfriend?Survivor: ThailandSure, Brian, Clay, Helen, and Jan were fierce competitors, but I think it’s safe to say they aren’t on Jeff’s Christmas Card list.Survivor: South PacificManaging to be a bigger villain than Russell is quite a feat, but Jeff did not back down from that challenge.Survivor: The AmazonThat sinister smile says it all.Survivor: San Juan del SurGiven that this was said during the 29th season, Hunahpu still holds the record of being the most helpless Tribe ever.Survivor: Pearl IslandsAfter winning the Immunity Sword and Sheath by beating out Rhino, Rupert, and Jon by just a hair, Jeff bestowed him with a nickname he didn’t ask for that ended up sticking with him until the end. Thanks, Jeff!Survivor: Cook IslandsAfter Penner had managed to buy pizza, a hot dog, and a cold beer, Jeff was skeptical that he could afford a lovely, and totally useful, toothbrush set. Johnny put him right back in his place by not only paying the $100, but adding an additional $20 to shut him up.Watch all-new episodes of Survivor: Ghost Island on Wednesdays at 8/7c on CBS and CBS All Access