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itsjusallah - Today at 10:18 PM

Are you the one who made the reddit post?

Yithani! - Today at 10:18 PM

Yeee

My buddy sent me the screenshot and it was too funny to not share

itsjusallah - Today at 10:19 PM

Ah, your buddy isn't very bright, seeing how the comments were facetious

Yithani! - Today at 10:20 PM

They seemed par for course given the administration we've seen on the server so far

itsjusallah - Today at 10:20 PM

I have a brutal question then.

Where is your donations or support to make sure there's a professional staff on 2d spessman game ran by a community of cancer?

Or is it just you guys have no jobs and starting drama fills the void?

Not trying to be offensive just know how people are.

Yithani! - Today at 10:21 PM

Nowhere, but I've assisted in managing a server that frequently bounced towards the 100 players mark previously. We didn't need to be paid to ensure the administrative staff were not abusive towards players and explained their intervention. It isn't hard to refrain from messing with people and altering an experience for your own administrative amusement: it just takes a type of person who understands how disenfranchising it can be for the playerbase.

I actually work a full time job, but the guy who sent me the screenshot is in college, so yeah, he doesn't have a job!

itsjusallah - Today at 10:23 PM

Using a bunch of sophisticated words doesn't demote what the topic is here, nor does experience. We try our best not to ban players, but if you ever played ss13 9x/10 when you even argue with an admin especially after being a shitter you get banned. I was trying to take the humor or discussion route but I guess he didn't want to cooperate. Must be a community college member hmm ?

Yithani! - Today at 10:24 PM

I apologise, I'll avoid snyde remarks or arguing schemantics- or the use of complex language!

I actually haven't seen a ban go out yet. I was referring more to abusive actions in the course of a round.

itsjusallah - Today at 10:26 PM

Thank you, complex language is very frivolous in a simple solution based problem solving tactic here. Although your apology is not real, I'll forgive you. I don't know how you or him was raised but here in Detroit we're taught don't say anything online you wouldn't be man enough to say to them in person, therefore in our community synde remarks are frowned upon 😦

and its semantics by the way 😃

Yithani! - Today at 10:27 PM

I feel like, for the purpose of not pushing the joke too far, I should point out it is actually spelled "snide"

And yes, I'm aware.

itsjusallah - Today at 10:27 PM

Where are you from buddy?

Would you like me to call your boss and recommend they sponsor for you to go back to school maybe even take a critical thinking class or a developmental disorders coping group?

TL;DR Passive aggressive behaviors are for pussies.

Yithani! - Today at 10:30 PM

Gee whizz, those are some mean words from somebody who can't spell five letter words correctly! The offer is extremely kind but given that I already have a diploma I'm more than satisfied with my current level of education. Perhaps you could use the influence to re-take whatever assessment exists for basic English skills within whichever backwater province you're based in- or maybe to finance that ADHD medication you're missing?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:30 PM

I'm just being facetious.

TL;DR

Yithani! - Today at 10:30 PM

The man brings the banter but can't even stay in the kitchen, typical Detroit

itsjusallah - Today at 10:30 PM

And where are you from?

Humor me.

Yithani! - Today at 10:31 PM

Depends, where do you want me to be from? http://puu.sh/qGaPJ/8608d990e5.png

itsjusallah - Today at 10:31 PM

Ashamed of where you're from or are you a 13 year old roleplaying an adult and can't back up your identity which you apparently lack.

Israel, it suits your personality.

Yithani! - Today at 10:32 PM

(((You forgot these, my good dindu)))(edited)

itsjusallah - Today at 10:32 PM

Hm?

Sorry almost fell asleep.

Yithani! - Today at 10:33 PM

Did you actually have something you wanted to talk about or did you just feel like getting annihilated in the courts of Banterbury?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:33 PM

No, all I'm saying is you have a problem, grab your balls back slap them back on and come talk about it instead of shitpost.

That's not too hard to understand is it?

Yithani! - Today at 10:34 PM

Ah, yes, because this conversation has clearly indicated you are a rational man capable of logical and coherent discussion to resolve issues!

itsjusallah - Today at 10:34 PM

I mean you are superior at speaking my second language

Rational is when you're not afraid to claim where you're from.

A coward dies 1,000 deaths a man dies one.

That's as rational as it gets.

Yithani! - Today at 10:35 PM

Holy shit did you actually just write that

jesus christ I actually don't feel comfortable bantering you to death any more because you're clearly legitimately retarded

itsjusallah - Today at 10:36 PM

yawns

Yithani! - Today at 10:36 PM

I must be doing a dreadful job if I'm boring a mind as small as yours!

Anyway, if I took legitimate issue with an action of you or your administrative team, I'd do something about it beyond make DreadedReborn embarrass himself via announcement and post funny pictures on /r/ss13.

itsjusallah - Today at 10:37 PM

Hey do you piss on your balls everytime you use the urinal?

Yithani! - Today at 10:37 PM

I'm afraid with balls as big as mine they do get in the way, yeah. Is that a question you ask all the other men, in anticipation of when you finally get the dick implant you're looking for?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:38 PM

That explains why you sit down when you pee. Makes sense. Big balls doesn't fix a little dick 😃

Yithani! - Today at 10:38 PM

Is that what your daddy told you when he could only just get his snake past your teeth?(edited)

itsjusallah - Today at 10:39 PM

I don't know it might've been what he said to your mother because with her gapped teeth it worked just fine!

Wait let me edit my post to make sure it's funny..

Oh wait I did it right the first time 😃

You know Yithani you're really funny I'm gonna keep you around.

Yithani! - Today at 10:40 PM

I corrected a spelling mistake my man, 'cause some of us have enough reading comprehension to realise when they made a mistake. Sorry, buddy- my mum doesn't go for dindus, she's a proud member of the master race

You actually couldn't keep me off the server but I appreciate your leniency!

itsjusallah - Today at 10:40 PM

I'm sure she felt like a true master when she was gangbanged by a pack of bulls.

Yithani! - Today at 10:41 PM

I don't know what kind of bestiality degeneracy you get up to in Detroit but we're way classier than that over here, sorry

itsjusallah - Today at 10:41 PM

Lol couldn't keep you off the server? Don't humor me.

I allow you on it. VPNs and all those bells and whistles don't scare me.

Yithani! - Today at 10:42 PM

Oh, yes, of course, because you can absolutely bypass wsock32 and a VPN, or even a VM with your magical mystical ban system lacking from every other server!

itsjusallah - Today at 10:42 PM

Oh wow. Or I could clap a wannabe hacker 😃

I'm so scared.

Yithani! - Today at 10:42 PM

Humour me: are you pretending to be technologically capable because it makes the brain damage easier to cope with, or are you just a moron?

Using a VPN doesn't make you a wannabe hacker you big doofus

itsjusallah - Today at 10:43 PM

Well you're definitely not a hacker. You're just all talk and no power.

But if you wanna keep messaging eachother and be dicks I'm game.

Yithani! - Today at 10:43 PM

Of course I'm not a hacker! I'm a well-adjusted member of a functioning society. You do know what one of those is, right? Do you have 'society' in the ghetto?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:44 PM

Nope.

We allow natural selection to work here, guys who hide behind computer screens usually get starved out or cucked.

You seem so proud of your roots but scared to say where from.

So I'm literally laughing the whole time here.

Yithani! - Today at 10:45 PM

You're aware you're claiming you said "fight me IRL" (or words to those effect) ironically but now you're actually making that point, right?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:45 PM

No, not at all. You keep talking shit but too pussy to claim where you're from.

I don't need to beat you up or hurt you. You aren't worth the trip. You probably live somewhere really boring anyways.

And probably do not have alot of nice things to take.

So, comparing my assets and liabilities, you are a -10/10

Yithani! - Today at 10:46 PM

Why is where I'm from pertinent in any way other than to give you some extra information to genuinely humiliate yourself with when you try to use it?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:47 PM

It's curiosity, humiliation? None. That's just your opinion.

Every location has their own ways of conducting business and dialects.

So your comments over, again, a keyboard doesn't bother me.

It's like throwing ice cubes at the sun.

Yithani! - Today at 10:48 PM

I'm sure if you keep assuring yourself that you're really smart and really good at trading words you'll eventually believe it and stop getting upset over the internet!

itsjusallah - Today at 10:48 PM

I am smart. I don't need your cosign lol.

Yithani! - Today at 10:48 PM

Where the hell did trigonometry come from?

Sorry, did I fry a connection in that small brain?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:50 PM

Yes I'm certain that fried it.

Yithani! - Today at 10:51 PM

After all, you are an expert when it comes to fried stuff, right?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:51 PM

Probably the same place your autism came from. I am, just like how I'm frying your corny ass.

Yithani! - Today at 10:52 PM

I was referring to the chicken that's clogging up those arteries, actually! If I had autism I might be offended but unfortunately I'm not the one here who legitimately asks people to "say it to my face, not online"

itsjusallah - Today at 10:53 PM

I'm not the one who's a keyboard warrior.

So I'm still having the last laugh.

My life is guaranteed to be way more fulfilled than yours.

Unless your ambition is to be a cuck, therefore you are the elite of your class.

Yithani! - Today at 10:55 PM

I'm actually again going to have to break the banter to point out you're;

1) Still doing the "say it to my face not online" thing

2) using "cuck" which is literally just a 4chan catch-all for "I can't banter"

and 3) claiming you're going to have a fulfilling life when you can't spell snide properly and are from the ghetto

Did you aim for all the branches on the stupid tree when you were falling down, or was this- and are you- an accident?

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itsjusallah - Today at 10:45 PM

Been arguing with Yithani for like 20 minutes now lulz

Yithani! - Today at 10:45 PM

He calls it arguing but he's actually getting embarrassed in the courts of Banterbury

The dindu clearly hasn't been raised to cope with men who don't need mixtapes to 'spit fire,' to put it in terms he can understand

SparklySheep - Today at 10:46 PM

Ah you've been to Banterbury? My Cousin twice removed is from that area.

Yithani! - Today at 10:47 PM

I'm the Arch Bishop, my dude

itsjusallah - Today at 10:49 PM

tl;dr this guy is poor and thinks an argument is won using frivolous sophisticated words. Thinks he's king of the debate team, works at a grocery as a stocker, should've been a lawyer.(edited)

Yithani! - Today at 10:50 PM

I'm actually making an effort to use simple words with you so I don't hurt your brain too much, though I seem to be failing-

Yithani! - Today at 10:48 PM

I'm sure if you keep assuring yourself that you're really smart and really good at trading words you'll eventually believe it and stop getting upset over the internet!

itsjusallah - Today at 10:48 PM

I am smart. I don't need your cosign lol.

Yithani! - Today at 10:48 PM

Where the hell did trigonometry come from?

Sorry, did I fry a connection in that small brain?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:50 PM

fuckin speech to text lol

Yithani! - Today at 10:50 PM

I think I need to go smash my head off a wall to dumb myself down far enough for this poor guy

SparklySheep - Today at 10:51 PM

I mean, you are using "lol" unironically.

Yithani! - Today at 10:51 PM

Also actually I work PR so it's literally my job to be good at talking/writing

way to go my dude

itsjusallah - Today at 10:52 PM

Oh well whoever hired you is certainly gonna find out you're a liability instead of an asset.

And if you're a PR then I'm the CEO of the mighty Idontgiveafuck Inc

Yithani! - Today at 10:53 PM

Do you know what PR stands for?

Ah, the fresh scent of google...

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| itsjusallah - Today at 10:50 PM

| Yes I'm certain that fried it.

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| Yithani! - Today at 10:51 PM

| After all, you are an expert when it comes to fried stuff, right?

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| itsjusallah - Today at 10:51 PM

| Probably the same place your autism came from. I am, just like how I'm frying your corny ass.

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| Yithani! - Today at 10:52 PM

| I was referring to the chicken that's clogging up those arteries, actually! If I had autism I might be offended but

| unfortunately I'm not the one here who legitimately asks people to "say it to my face, not online"

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| itsjusallah - Today at 10:53 PM

| I'm not the one who's a keyboard warrior.

| So I'm still having the last laugh.

| My life is guaranteed to be way more fulfilled than yours.

| Unless your ambition is to be a cuck, therefore you are the elite of your class.

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Holy shit

Is this what it feels like to beat up disabled kids?

itsjusallah - Today at 10:54 PM

yawns

Now you know how I feel when you won't even claim where you're from.

CoolfoolFTW - Today at 10:56 PM

server froze for me

Cylen - Today at 10:56 PM

so y'all gonna fuck or what

Yithani! - Today at 10:56 PM

I'm not into eugenics but I don't really want to copulate with someone this developmentally disabled

Akise - Today at 10:57 PM

heard there was some grade A fights in irl here

Yithani! - Today at 10:57 PM

Don't say that to the monitor dude, you've gotta talk to his face IRL

Akise - Today at 10:58 PM

sorry

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