Nep A Live Bonus 3:

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"AHAhAHAAHAHAHAAH! You fools! It's over! It's all over!" came the hysterical laughter of the abomination perched atop the highest skyscraper in Tenguu city.

There, it all it's abominable glory, was the Supreme Inverse Wescott/Deity of Sin hybrid crackling with a dark energy that constantly enveloped it's grotesque form dotted by molted angel wings and anti-crystals.

Everyone had fallen, The CPU's, the candidates, the newly created CPU spirits, Kurumi, the Phantom who had turned out to be [Redacted] the whole time, even the Ultradimension goddesses and the seven sages had failed to stop it.

"Can we...not win?" groaned past Vert as she staggered over the rest of the group who were all splayed out over the terrain injured

"I hate to say it but this might be it for all our worlds" added Future Black Heart

"Not like this...Darling never took my virginity…" croaked Miku over-dramatically

"Statement. Maybe there's enough time to correct that before we die at least?" moaned Yuzuru as she turned her glowing blue eyes with power symbols in them onto Shido's body

More specifically his belt….

"Ugh...Yuzuru? Can you not look down there right now?" questioned a uneasy Shido who noticed all the CPU Spirits now looking at him with hungry eyes.

"Deny. No. I call dibs on first"

"Sister I should get first!"

"Darling will die embracing me!"

"Muuuu!~ Shido will do… do… do whatever it is everyone is talking about with me first!"

"Yoshino get in on this! Do you want to die a virgin?!"

"Hweeeaaahh?!"

"Yoshino…? If you want to… Maybe we could… I mean, it's sort of sudden but… DO YOU WANT TO SHARE SHIDO WITH ME AND DO ALL SORTS OF NAUGHTY STUFF IN A THREEWAY?!"

"..." (Yoshino has fainted)

"That came out wrong…"

"Shido mate with me"

"All of you quit trying to violate my big brother!"

With the CPU Spirits bickering amongst themselves Neptune knew it was her job as lead heroine to fix this problem! "Bigger Histy, do you got enough juice in that book to cast one more summons?!" she shouted after coming out of HDD

"Maybe?" replied Histoire who was also thoroughly trashed and drained after attempting to join the fight

"Who the hell are we going to call?! We can't beat this shithead!" argued both future and past Blancs

"There's only one person -to- call!" declared Neptune as she placed her hand to Histoire's tome and conjured up a summoning circle.

'Please be home! Please be home!'

Less than a minute later Neptune's gambit bore results… sort of…

*Poof!*

Neptune: "Alright! It worked"

From out of the circle walked a man bearing a strange, yet hardly game changing appearance.

Future Vert: "I mean no offense Neptune but what was the point of this summoning? This individual seems very unuseful"

She was referring to the man's bald head, yellow jumpsuit and red gloves with a white cape that made him look like he half-assed his costume, and the fact that he just seemed like some random freak picked off the street.

Uni: "is it just me or is this guy somewhat familiar? Ugh?! Sister?! Don't drag me!"

Future Noire: "RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

Past Noir: "Huh?! Why is future me running away from this half-wit superhero cosplayer?!"

Rom&Ram: "Wha?! Put us down Blanc!"

Future Blanc: "HOLYFUCKSHIT! RUNNNNNNNNN!"

Tohka: "Why is everyone screaming and running away all of a sudden Shido?"

"Shido: "No idea…"

Kaguya: "Sister! This is -him-!"

Yuzuru: "Glory. The battle is won!"

Iris Heart: "Oh Neppy, that's just -mean-! I love it!

Past Vert: "Why is Iris Heart smiling so much suddenly?"

(Sound of exiting HDD)

PLutia: "I'm going to need some popcorn for this. I just hope he doesn't finish -too- fast…"

Neptune: "Not a chance dear Ploot"

Yellow Heart: "Neptuna? What's about to happen?"

Neptune: "Awesome. Awesome is about to happen my dear P-Ko"

Stranger in yellow suit: "Oh Neptune. Is this another… how do you say… problem?"

Past Noire: "Jeeze! Don't get all hyped up or anything for an unholy god out to destroy all dimensions! I'm being sarcastic if you can't tell…"

Stranger: Dark god? Maybe this will be fun? I suppose… hopefully…."

Past Vert: "Ugh…. He sounds half asleep! Huh? Future me, why do you appear distressed?"

Future Vert: "I just recognized him from all that Yaoi fanart with Genos! We need to run! Noooooooowww!"

Stranger: "Well here I go I guess…."

Supreme Evil: "Another challenger rises to face us?! Die befor-"

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Neptune: "And that's how this story will end!"

Histoire: "No it's not, that's how -you- want it to end"

Neptune: "My version is better!"

Yoshinon: "Can we get back to the part where the spirits do naughty things to Shido now?"

Neptune: "This has been your holiday bonus chapter! I'm Neptune, see you all back in the main story!

Blanc: "We're back bitches!"

Author Note: Wanted to give everyone a little something for the Holidays so I wrote this up VERY fast. Sorry I never updated anyone but I took a season job with UPS and couldn't write for a month and a half thanks to a lack of time. It's over now so updates should resume on all my stories soon with Nep A Live and Broken Ice first up on the list with Ram on the Run in the wings.