Daaggg!!!

Its so true what they say yo,

A son is likened to His Father.

(Shake My Head!)…. Offsprings are so parental copies.

For once in my life,

I aint happy being a proud Father,

For that child aint nothing like the beauty I hoped ‘twould be.

But instead,

Love has borne me a Monster unbeknown to me,

A monster whose paternity I still question.

But wait! I actually fathered THAT,

But I hoped ‘twould be a replica of You, its Mother.

Unfortunately, the monster You thought I was,

You gave life to,

Nurturing it so perfectly,

Like it was custom made for You.

But guess what?

I am The Baby Daddy

Solely responsible for this Monster-Child

Whose expression defines none else,

But You.

Babe, You were supposed to teach me how to Love,

Instead you unlearned that which you knew.

No wonder they say,

‘Its more difficult to build than to destroy’

Cos this Child has definitely destroyed US.

Once, You were the oxygen that sustained me,

Longing for nothing else but You

But now,

I suffocate from loving you,

Slowly dying with every wail from that Child.

I used to hope for the U- U-wer-B4- NOW,

To be the Mother of all my little stuborn sons.

Longing for the smiles and midnight screams of them children ,

Whom I hoped would make me the perfect Baby Daddy

But I think I’m loving the U -U- R- right-NOW,

Because even though the product of our ‘coitus un-interuptus’ has made me

Baby-Monster Daddy,

I gots to make you know

That what has not killed me

Has definitely made me stronger!

So I aint no longer scared

To be ya Monster child Baby Daddy

Cos I know that Our Lil Monster,

Slowly, but surely,

Will grow some beauty someday.