Someone passed along a message about Chris Kluwe to me last night, but I didn’t look into it. They said he was sperging out, so I just figured it was his usually nuttery. As many of yo may know, I wrote about him on this site quite a bit back in the day. I figured this was just your run of the mill stuff from Kluwless.

I couldn’t have been more wrong.

Like many “progressives,” this guy seems to have gone completely off the deep end…

Learn how to prepare basic food staples (beans, rice, various proteins). Become familiar with Glock 17/19/22. https://t.co/FvChfWU0Ci — Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 1, 2017

As I said before, if the armed services enter this fight, everyone is fucked. Prepare to resist local LEO willing to don the jackboots. — Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 1, 2017

Glock 17/19/22 are the most commonly used service weapons. Know how to handle, clean, and maintain one. — Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 1, 2017

You do not need to own one. When the shit hits the fan, plenty will be available (whether off captured armories or gun shops). — Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 1, 2017

Good to know! Any more tips, Chris?

Understand the basics of cover, movement, and when to retreat in a combat situation. Learn the local lay of the land. — Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 1, 2017

I’ll jot that down as well, buddy.

(It sounds trite, but paintball is a fantastic way to learn this without killing yourself) — Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 1, 2017

Paintball, got it.

Talk to your neighbors, family members, and friends. Form local networks that don't rely on Internet/phone communication. — Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 1, 2017

He even went off on one of his old compatriots…

Wake up. This is real life now, not GG — Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 1, 2017

WAKE UP, YOU IMBECILE! TRUMP IS GOING TO HILTER US ALL!!

Mr. Allen went on to tell Kluwe that this isn’t even good advice for his goal, armed resistance…

It is realistic advice. Those who are familiar with firearms and tactics will be in the minority. — Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) February 1, 2017

Chris was having none of it, because well, he’s insane. President Trump has caused the poor man to completely lose his mind, or what was left of it. I would say he’s suffering from chronic traumatic encephalopathy (C.T.E.) like many other former NFL players, but this guy was a punter. So, that’s out. Maybe it was all the cocaine? I’m not sure, but either way, the goof needs some kind of mental evaluation and a bag of pills in order to get back in touch with reality.

Until then, I guess he can clean his imaginary Glock and prepare for the urban warfare that is allegedly coming down the pike.