Here at Vulture, we’ve had the queens from the second season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars come by to tell us memorable stories about themselves in drag: Alyssa Edwards told us a touching story about the first time she ever did drag as a teen in Mesquite, Texas, and Alaska remembered the time that she slayed a drag competition while lip-syncing Lil’ Kim’s “How Many Licks.” Well, Katya Zamolodchikova went in a completely different direction, opting to tell us the craziest thing that ever happened to her while she was in drag. That is, the time she hooked up with a guy in Australia, in full drag, only for it to all end very badly. Bless your sweet Russian hooker heart, Katya.