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The Trump administration might have a new secretary of stepping and fetching soon, since reports are beginning to surface that Omarosa Manigault is being pushed out of Trump’s inner circle by chief of staff John Kelly.


According to a report by the Daily Beast, Manigault is the first casualty of the former general’s efforts to stop staffers from circumventing him to get to the tangerine overlord. The reports coincidentally surfaced on a Friday, during a holiday weekend, which might cement Manigault’s blackness by making her the first administration official ever to be fired on her day off for repeatedly “triggering” the president by doing the unthinkable: showing Trump actual facts.

Multiple sources said that Manigault had a habit of calling Trump with unflattering reports or printing out negative news stories to show the Dollar Tree dictator. These stories often left Trump fuming for the rest of the day, undoubtedly pulling his hair from the base of his lace front.


The Apprentice reject supposedly told Trump how Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski dogged him out every morning on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, prompting the leader of the free world to tweet:

Manigault’s official position within the administration is communications director for the Office of Public Liaison, but she might have to throw away most of the brand-new business cards with her unofficial title: “Trump’s black.”


After she rose to fame as a reality-show villain, Manigault famously made news by threatening veteran White House reporter April Ryan with a “dossier of dirt” and getting disinvited from the cookout when she was booed at the annual convention for the National Association of Black Journalists last month.


After selling the empty space that used to be her soul for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, she was coldly warned by Kelly about the dangers of letting the doorknob at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. hit her where the good Lord split her. Who would’ve figured that a black woman who kicked her people to the curb to cape for a white supremacist in a shitty toupee would somehow wind up left in the cold?

Actually, we all did.

Read more at the Daily Beast.

