Okay, Mattel, who the hell are we kidding? For those who haven't heard of this, this is basically a toy that came out, was used for *ahem* by very young teenage girls because it was a broomstick, just like in Harry Potter (that vibrated vigorously).

Now, the good people at Mattell didn't "mean" for this to happen, but it calls to attention the very argument that makes me question exactly how these things come to fruition in the first place: How many freaking levels of development do toys go through? During this ENTIRE process not a single person stops to think "wow, we're just making the world's cheapest, coolest-looking 30 inch vibrator"? Really?

Not only this, but it has a grooved stick and handle for easy riding.

According to news reports and some hilariously clueless Amazon.com reviews, the Nimbus 2000 has the following results:

"When my 12-year-old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to love it."

and

"even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!"

When asked about the situation a representative from Mattel told reports that "As always, the well-being of the children is our top priority, and we in no way consider this toy to be inappropriate."

So basically, let the kids m********e!

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