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I am a barbarian, I happen to live in Chicago. Barbarianism isn't what it used to be, unfortunately. There are very few isolated villages and farms to rape and/or pillage in this country, so we tend to have long periods of time with little or no work to go around. It's sort of caused the whole industry to stagnate. But I digress....

If it's a barbarian you're looking for, I would recommend the beer aisle at your local liquor store. We're a hard drinking lot, prone to rabble-rousing and mischief. You'll know us by our above-average height, unkempt beards, dirty clothes, and the angry, challenging look of spite in our eyes.