Hello, and welcome to another edition of ‘absolutely wild and crazy toxic masculinity news’. I am your host, and I am confused.

A video online has gone viral that suggests enjoying women’s bums in a sexual sense is a gateway to homosexuality.

Men’s rights activist RooshV – real name Daryush Valizadeh – claims that he ‘says no to the back hole’, and won’t put his ‘benis’ near somewhere with ‘doo-doo’ – because apparently having anal sex with a woman is ‘gross’ and has some sort of bearing on his sexuality.

It’s hard to tell if it’s satire given that Roosh previously advocated for making rape legal on private property (although he later backtracked and said this was a thought experiment) and has refused to do interviews with journalists unless they perform sex acts on him.




He’s also written articles on how women are like bread, bath tubs, and t-shirts, how contraception prevents love, and how women’s only purpose is to reproduce.

Plus, it comes on the back of the revelation that there are men who won’t wipe their own asses properly for fear of seeming gay. So not totally out of the realms of imagination.

Female butt obsession is a gateway to homosexuality. pic.twitter.com/H8cFAX62x9 — Roosh (@rooshv) January 28, 2019

Let’s assume this isn’t another one of his ‘hilarious’ thought experiments and take him for his word.

If that’s the case, he genuinely believes that liking a body part of a woman as a man would be in some way homosexual.

While funny in a grim sort of way, #nohomo culture can genuinely confuse young people into thinking they don’t know their own mind when it comes to their sexuality or that there’d be anything wrong with them not being straight.

So, in case you hadn’t been aware yet, there is nothing wrong with being gay, but men liking women is certainly not gay.

He also thinks it’s disgusting since it’s where people rid themselves of bodily waste. I don’t know if he’s heard, but waste is also excreted from his very own benis… And yet he still expects people to go near that? Interesting.

There are a lot of questions we have after the video. Why is the banana on his microwave dressed in a towel? Why is he drinking from a disposable cup when he’s sitting in his house? Why is he so scared of his own back hole?

Some questions are just too vast to be answered. And best never thought about ever again.

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