





We at Mashable get our fair share of questionable pitches, but we're just grateful we don't have to sit across a desk from these guys.

Featuring enough buzzwords to make anyone break out in hives, this hilarious clip from College Humor stars two of the skeeviest wannapreneurs east of the Mississippi. They're not quite the "Hoodie Mafia" hackers we're used to seeing in dive bars and co-working spaces in the San Francisco Bay area; in fact, we're not sure they could code their way out of a wet paper bag.

From the 5 Hour Energy to the stupid company names, these guys typify the very worst stereotypes in the startup ecosystem. But hey, we've seen worse ideas get as far as an angel round.

And they say we're not in a bubble ...