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Here at Ride the Wave Media, we are just going to tell you like it is. There is not going to be any sugarcoating anything or beating around the bush because who wants that? When the Sox are playing like garbage, we are obviously going to write about that. When the starting pitchers give up 100 home runs a game, we are going to blog about that. I am kicking this blog off this way because I need people to understand that what I am about to say is not a “Boston bias” or “blind hate towards the Yankees.” Nope, this is just me telling it like it is when I say that Luke Voit has the worst haircut in the entire MLB.



I mean, come on now this thing is atrocious. You’re telling me that the Yankees have a rule where you need to be clean shaven and have a tight hair cut and then they let Voit have this dead rat just chill on the top of his head? Voit just unclogged the hair out of his shower drain and threw it on the top of his head and thought “Yeah, this looks good. I will go out in public with this on my head on purpose even though nobody dared me to at all.”



While we are at it, does Voit just blatantly ignore or disrespect the “Yankee way?” I already mentioned that he breaks the hair cut rule, but how about the fact he buttons maybe one button on his uniform. The dude plays with a capital V neck.



Buttons undone, chains popping, chest hair blowing in the wind. Do the Yankees have no self-respect anymore? Will they let anyone put on the pinstripes and publicly disrespect the Yankee way on a nightly basis now?



If that is the case, then Johnny Damon needs to sue the Yanks for making him shave his glorious beard and lax-bro flow. That was Damon’s staple! Nope, go to New York and they make you look like a Yankee, unless your name is Luke Voit.

I’m onto you guys wearing the pinstripes. I see what you’re doing. You guys get a new marketable stud and just let him run all over your principles and protocol. Hey, that’s fine I get where you are coming from. You have to attract fans when you haven’t won anything since 2009. If you’re a Yankees fan and want to yell at me about this then hit me up on Twitter @ty_miller35 or message us on Instagram @ridethewavemlb.

