For $175 an hour you get cushy seats, wet bar, sound system, and the aforementioned pole. And the services offered are not standard paramedic fare, either.

Needless to say, actual emergency service providers are pretty unhappy about it.

A spokesman for the Medstar ambulance service told NBC News “There is no reason to have a pole mounted here in the center of the vehicle because you can’t even get a stretcher in or out…. Paint it black. Take the red lights and the blue lights off, take the word ‘ambulance’ off of it, take the stars of life off of it and make it a limo, that’s fine.”

It’s cheaper if you just take it to a Rangers game, that’s only $75 an hour. On the other hand, one commenter suggested it should be given to the Health Department and turned into a mobile STD clinic.

The Pink Party Bus

Legislation was filed in Texas in 2015 to make operating such a vehicle a crime punishable with a fine up to $500 but the bill did not pass.

Fortunately, real ambulances are at work every day, even using artificial intelligence to predict when and where you will need them.

And what would happen if the Slambulance goes away?

We’ll just have to go to England for the Fire Engine Party Limo.