Am I dead?

That is the question everyone wonders at some point in their life, are you dead or alive? Here we leave the philosophy behind it aside to answer that question literally:

No, you are not dead.

Yes, this is just a useless site to tell you whether or not you are dead.

Did you know that most dead people don't actually know they're dead? Roughly 100% of dead people have trouble answering that simple question: Am I dead?. Mostly because their brain doesn't work anymore.

If you are wondering what kind of technology we use to determine if you are dead, it's actually a very advanced algorithm developed by norwegian scientists, explained in the flowchart below:

This was actually inspired in hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com

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