Demetri Martin to star, write, produce own CBS show

Miss Important Things? Fuck that, Demetri Martin has just signed a blind script deal with CBS to write, star, and produce his own show. “Blind script” means they’ve agreed in advance of knowing what the show will be about. This is basically the most amazing news Demetri fans will hear up until the show airs. Nice work, Demetri!

Update: Hey Reddit, this is actually not happening anymore. Details here. He is, however, still working on movie scripts that will probably feature himself.