A lot of you are probably going through midterms right now, and writing papers, and generally trying your best not to waste the several tens of thousands of dollars you've spent to be taught things you've suddenly realized you're not that interested in. And that's good and wise, and I won't fault you for trying, as wasting thousands of dollars at a time isn't something Cracked generally endorses, unless you're buying a really kickass trampoline or something. But you'll be happy to know that you're right for not being interested in what you're being made to study.

Specifically, many of the classic works and writers of English literature are absolutely rotten with flaws. Obviously this is a slightly subjective statement, and many will disagree with me. After all, I am just some guy, and even if I'm not the only one to have pointed out these flaws, there are just as many people who consider them not flaws at all.

They're wrong, though.