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They are so boring... no cuddling, kissing, ass grabbing... pfft.



(Also, don't us Australians have the worst city names?)

Source: Saving Face They are so boring... no cuddling, kissing, ass grabbing... pfft.(Also, don't us Australians have the worst city names?)

Britney Spears Looks for Guidance From 'Christian Life Coach'

Britney Spears is fed up with Kevin Federline lies and is now turning to her family and her faith, a published report claims this week. And Brit reportedly has bailed on Kaballah and is turning towards the Christian faith for guidance.



Us Weekly is calling it 'The Final Days' and reports Brit's family is putting on the pressure. "Apparently, they've even hired a Christian life coach to help make that decision," Us Weekly's Katrina Szich revealed to Extra TV.



"We're hearing that Britney is very emotional, and she's crying all the time," revealed Katrina. "Our sources tell us she will file for divorce eventually."

Source: Britney Spears is fed up with Kevin Federline lies and is now turning to her family and her faith, a published report claims this week. And Brit reportedly has bailed on Kaballah and is turning towards the Christian faith for guidance.Us Weekly is calling it 'The Final Days' and reports Brit's family is putting on the pressure. "Apparently, they've even hired a Christian life coach to help make that decision," Us Weekly's Katrina Szich revealed to Extra TV."We're hearing that Britney is very emotional, and she's crying all the time," revealed Katrina. "Our sources tell us she will file for divorce eventually."Source: National Ledger

Jessica Alba makes everything horny

Jessica Alba has told MTV that even dolphins want to have sex with her. She claims that when she was on location, filming the show Flipper, the dolphins became sexually aroused. She says:



"I don't know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being - and they have long, long... (penises). I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards."



I always thought I was more of a shark kinda guy, but it looks like dolphins and I have a lot more in common than I thought. Especially when it comes to Jessica Alba. I could be thrown into a pit of cobras and I'd still just ask for a baby wipe after looking at Jessica Alba in a bikini for two minutes.

Source: Jessica Alba has told MTV that even dolphins want to have sex with her. She claims that when she was on location, filming the show Flipper, the dolphins became sexually aroused. She says:"I don't know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being - and they have long, long... (penises). I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards."I always thought I was more of a shark kinda guy, but it looks like dolphins and I have a lot more in common than I thought. Especially when it comes to Jessica Alba. I could be thrown into a pit of cobras and I'd still just ask for a baby wipe after looking at Jessica Alba in a bikini for two minutes.Source: I Don't Like You In That Way

Michelle Trachtenberg @ 2006 Crystal & Lucy Awards, June 6, 2006









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I hate what she's wearing, but I love her make up and hair.

Source: Saving Face I hate what she's wearing, but I love her make up and hair.

David Letterman Interrogates Lindsay Lohan

MEAN GIRLS star LINDSAY LOHAN found herself relentlessly questioned about her dating life on Monday night's LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN, as the

host desperately tried to find out if she had a boyfriend.

The young star looked visibly uncomfortable as the nearly 60-year-old late night host repeatedly tried to get information about who she is dating.

Lohan remained tight-lipped saying, "There's no one specific" and at one point blurting out "I feel so inappropriate!"

The 20-year-old star would only admit that "some" of her male friends were more than just friends.

After dodging Letterman's questions, she ended the interview by saying, "Next time we'll talk about boys!"

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MEAN GIRLS star LINDSAY LOHAN found herself relentlessly questioned about her dating life on Monday night's LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN, as thehost desperately tried to find out if she had a boyfriend.The young star looked visibly uncomfortable as the nearly 60-year-old late night host repeatedly tried to get information about who she is dating.Lohan remained tight-lipped saying, "There's no one specific" and at one point blurting out "I feel so inappropriate!"The 20-year-old star would only admit that "some" of her male friends were more than just friends.After dodging Letterman's questions, she ended the interview by saying, "Next time we'll talk about boys!"Source: Get Your Fix