Twenty Five Distinctive Traits for Warrior Men at Arms

roll d25? Trait

1 mustaches down to his knees.

2 no scars anywhere.

3 no hair anywhere.

4 extremely freckled.

5 says everything twice. everything twice

6 is a woman

7 mohawk hair includes facial hair, head hair, neck and back hair all the way to butt.

8 pierces face with nails.

9 scaly skin.

10 monocle. Even if not yet invented.

11 very knobby knees and elbows.

12 skinny beyond belief, but very strong.

13 pointed ears if human.round ears if demi-human.

14 constantly gassy.

15 perfect teeth.

16 tells bad jokes constantly.

17 one-eyed beast tattooed on forehead.

18 talks to an imaginary pet bee.

19 apears and acts craven, boldest and best warrior anyone has met (in battle).

20 best cook on this side of planet

21 one armed archer.

22 sunburned skin.

23 no appetite.

24 squeaky voice.