CHICAGO—Saying that you could tell by the way they stared into each other’s eyes, friends and family of newlywed couple Patrick and Heather Vaughn told reporters Friday that the bride and groom look so deeply in debt. “When you see them together and how they interact, it’s really obvious that they are just hopelessly in debt,” said guest Elizabeth Buehl, adding that it was clear to everyone at the extravagant wedding reception that the couple would be very much in the red for years and years. “Reminds me of when my husband and I were their age. I’m sure they’ll be that way forever.” Buehl went on to speculate that it wouldn’t be long before the couple would start sharing their debt with their future children.

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