The Chosen One-of-a-Kind

There literally exists but one of these. I heard that if two existed, the universe could collapse, and that crispy M&M's will be available in the US.

This is the original prototype, it's got a tan hood, solid grey sleeves, fits a little baggier, and is constructed using heavy weight premium fleece.

It also won't have the same tag on the inside that all the other ones have, that's because with how much you're overpaying, it will include a fully customized printed tag on the inside collar.

Don't worry, I didn't wear it but once to try it on for pictures, then I had it dry cleaned and locked it away for safe keeping.

It'll be in the mail, priority shipped by the first week in May.

You'll also two more hoodies when they arrive in September, you'll get a handwritten thank you note and a frameable doodle from yours truely, a few tattoos and vinyl decals, and umm... a framed picture of me getting rad on my jet ski "The Ski Serpent", and that's it, what more could you possibly want? Other than your money back? Shhh, don't tell your SO, in fact, you probably should think of a good excuse for how to explain this.

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