So I was gone for most of the day due to my friends wedding, I just got home and there was a package waiting for me in my room. I tore it open to find the PERFECT GIFT. It's an old-fashioned safety razor that uses actual razor blades AND an extra set of blades. It's something that I've always wanted. So thank you Eric, you're the best!

UPDATE: So I just got home from a shitty day at work to find another package at my door. In that box was a starter's shaving kit with a boar bristle brush, shave soap, and a ceramic bowl! So thank you very much, my Secret Santa just single handedly turned my shitty day into an amazing one, and my perfect gift into the best gift I've gotten in the past 10 years.