The miraculous recovery when her GFM dried up

Going to the NYPD to report cyberstalkers

Claiming white women clutch their men around her

Blaming "wHiTe WoMeN" for everything

Getting facial fillers using donated money and looking even worse

Postmated Starbucks where she awkwardly and unsuccessfully hit on the poor delivery guy

The resting duck face

The slagging off junior publicists about book awards, which backfired spectacularly

The muggle cold and blood-gushing ear that had 2 doc visits and a trip to A&E where she was convinced all the guys were giving her “that look”

Trying to twitter-shame a lawyer into taking her “big cyber harassment case.”

The Guac shortage catastrophe at Chipotle, and trying to twitter-shame for free guac

Publishing the horrific vegetable erotica - Parsnips in Love.

The evolution of the Mullet

The handstand (even though her head might spontaneously decapitate)

The references to Iranian Village People

The Upside-down Nose Hose on her book cover

Constantly being at death's door

The Subway Terrorist Fashionista

The Nest Saga where she twitter-shamed Nest into a free mattress and $500 donation

The "Ali G meets David Koresh" look complete with serial killer glasses (aka 'did meth in the clothing donation bin')

Her lyme-borne EDS going into remission

Her taking photos of strangers and mocking their style publicly

Her diseases morphing into new cancers until the donations slowed down

The gluten-free Dominos pizza cure that was such a game-changer

Claiming activists from the 80's tell her monthly that Lyme is the new HIV/AIDS

PK's personal vendetta against Little Women and Louisa May Alcott

PK singing Tori Amos in her toaster sauna and sharing it with the world

PK relentlessly mocking lonely guys on Bumble and insisting she's queer