Under the noble principles of American justice, you are innocent until proven guilty. *



* or "credibly accused" by at least two people who are not Republicans

Establishing guilt requires a preponderance of the evidence. *



* or a few people who heard somebody say they heard somebody say you might have done something wrong 30 years ago

You have the right to confront your accusers. *



* unless they suddenly develop an acute fear of flying that lasts until your reputation has been thoroughly trashed