I am a bit concerned about you, peeps. Nary a whisper has been uttered to remind me that it’s October and therefore time for me to give away a pile of sex toys in celebration of my blogging anniversary. Have you forgotten? Or are you just patiently waiting for this post?

WELL, IT IS HERE.

[Bless Aerie for making these graphics! Hire them for any and all projects!]

Each year, I refine this giveaway, and each year I ask myself, “how can this giveaway best benefit my readers?” That’s why I decided this year to do individual prizes, so there will be a grand total of 30 winners. 30 of you will win 30 of the best sex toys on the planet. No big deal.

I’ve got everything here from vibrators to dildos to butt plugs to harnesses and prostate toys, gift cards for the indecisive and a porn membership for the pervs! I’m giving away the usual favorites, like the Mona 2 and Pure Wand, and fresh new stuff I’ve never given away before, such as the njoy Eleven, LELO Loki and Hugo, L’Amourosa Rosa, Crystal Delights Minx Tail, Liberator Wedge, Fun Factory Tiger G5, Minna Ola, Spareparts Tomboi, and OhMiBod blueMotion NEX|2. Plus, more than half the prizes are available to my international readers!

If you don’t win, I’m going to have a neat consolation prize for you from Flirtmoji!

How to enter: Read about each of the prizes below, choose your very favorite (carefully — you can’t change your pick after you’ve entered), then enter using the widget.

This giveaway ends on Tuesday, November 17th at 11:59 pm PST.

BIG THANKS to the companies who donated: LELO, SheVibe, Lovehoney, Tantus, Minna, Smitten Kitten, We-Vibe, Spareparts Hardwear, Fun Factory, Fleshlight, Vixen Creations, Pink & White, OhMiBod, Crystal Delights, L’Amourose, Babeland, njoy, Early to Bed, Good Vibrations, and Vibratex!

Open to everyone / international readers

Open to U.S. readers only

To ensure your entries are properly counted, please disable any ad-blocking

extensions or software before using the widget below. If you’re having trouble,

try entering on the landing page instead, or email me at [email protected].

Epiphora’s 7-year blogiversary giveaway!



Deadline: Tuesday, November 17th, 2015, at 11:59 p.m. PST.

Restrictions: