Did you ever want to ruin the Republican party at home? NOW YOU CAN! Cook up your very own Donald Trump by following this VERY easy how-to! Thanks to this step-by-step process, you'll have a restaurant quality blowhard-narcissist-GOP-nominee before you can say "MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT!"

FULL RECIPE:

- 2 Gallons Milk

- 3 Quarts Snake Oil

- 1 White Idiot Man

- 64 Ounces Cheeto Dust

- 3 Bricks of Cheese

- 1 Gallon Self-Tanner

- 3 Hams

- 10 Tiny Sausages (fingers)

- 1 Suit, Size XXL

- White Supremacy (1 Dollop)

- Asbestos (hair)

- More Ham!