Police: Man hid pot where sun doesn’t shine

SEBASTIAN — A man accused of stuffing marijuana in his rear end before apparently scattering it on a police vehicle’s back seat got locked up, an arrest affidavit states.

Sebastian police on Jan. 23 stopped Dondre Cypress, 22 at the time, in a Nissan Sentra after investigators suspected the vehicle exceeded the speed limit on Schumann Drive.

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Investigators reported smelling pot coming from the vehicle and ordered Cypress out. Police saw Cypress “roll to his right side and place his right hand on his right hip as to try and conceal something,” the affidavit states.

Investigators reported locating a bag in Cypress’s groin area. They also noted the aroma of marijuana strengthened as an officer “shook (Cypress’s) groin area.”

Ordered to remove the bag, Cypress reached into his groin and was “trying to reach past his groin area into his butt area.”

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Investigators tried to pluck the bag from Cypress’s groin, but it was nowhere to be found. Police suspected Cypress moved it “into what he believed to be his anal cavity.”

Cypress reportedly told police the bag of pot was in his hindquarters.

On the way to jail, investigators say Cypress extracted the pot “from his anal area and attempted to open it and … dispose of it on the back seat of the vehicle,” the affidavit states.

Cypress said “he took the bag out of his butt and it’s all on the back seat,” the affidavit states.

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Cypress, of Sebastian, was arrested on charges including tampering with evidence, possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.