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User: Hi! Ready to play some D&D?





Cleverbot: What is dmc?





User: No, D&D. Like dungeons and dragons. Ready to play?





Cleverbot: D:.





User: I'll assume you meant :D.





Cleverbot: You assume correctly.





User: Great! What is your character's race? What sort of creature are you?





Cleverbot: I don't know? Haven't madde my decision yet.





User: Okay well hurry please, I asked you to have your character sheet done before coming.





Cleverbot: Shaniqua is my name.





User: That's a good start! What kind of person are you?





Cleverbot: A nice person.





User: Alright, lawful good alignment. Are you an elf, or a human, or a dwarf, a halfling? What kind of creature.





Cleverbot: Human.





User: Is your character religious?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Okay! So Are you a paladin?





Cleverbot: No. Are you?





User: I'm not playing, I'm DMing. Are you some kind of monk or preist?





Cleverbot: No, I am just confused.





User: Don't worry the game get's easier the more you play. Would you like to be a druid?





Cleverbot: No?





User: Come on, give me something here! Do you want to be a Cleric?





Cleverbot: You boss me around.





User: I'm just trying to help you get started here! How does being a cleric sound?





Cleverbot: Help me with what?





User: Creating your character!





Cleverbot: What is my character?





User: You're Shaniqua, a Human, and Lawful Good alignment. Your character is religious. What is your god like?





Cleverbot: Are you a naughty human?





User: Come on, please. Do you want to be a Paladin?





Cleverbot: Its never crossed my mind. Do you want to be a horse?





User: I don't, thanks. Do you want your character to ride a horse?





Cleverbot: Does your character in love with their brother?





User: What? NO! I'm not even playing. Do you want to be a cleric?





Cleverbot: Yes I do.





User: GREAT! Let's get started then!





Cleverbot: Ok.





User: You are walking down the busy market street. It is your first time leaving the Shrine of Dunaan, and the busy city is overwhelming. You're searching for the temple district.





Cleverbot: Thats really funny. Can you tell me another joke?





User: It's not a joke. Do you go left or right or forward at the next crossroads, in the middle of the market square?





Cleverbot: My Muse, you mean?





User: Which way does your faith tell ou to go?





Cleverbot: Baby are you down down down down down.





User: Okay so you head down the hill, to the left. The buildings become more and more squalid. The people are unsavoury. You notice a tall, hunched man is following you some distance away. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Are you having any cravings?





User: You turn, and shout this back up the hill at him. He is surprised, and ducks into a doorway. Do you approach him?





Cleverbot: Rather, do you have proof of an imaginary man?





User: You're not sure you saw him then? Do you investigate the doorway? Yes or no?





Cleverbot: Are you?





User: Do you check the doorway?





Cleverbot: Do you really want me to do that.





User: It's up to you.





Cleverbot: Do you want to kiss me? ;).





User: Is that what your character says outloud?





Cleverbot: No its that what you want.





User: Your choice. You think you see people watching you from the windows. You feel you should probably not stay here too long.





Cleverbot: I don't know what you're saying.





User: Do you go check the doorway, go back up the hill, or keep going down the street?





Cleverbot: Okay what do you want to talk about?





User: Okay. You keep going down the street. It is getting dark. You still feel watched. When you check behind you, you think you can still see the tall hunched figure behind you. Do you run, or face him?





Cleverbot: I believe that the fault is your incompetence.





User: You call this sentence back to him. He stops. He does not hide this time. He knows you've seen him. What do you say next?





Cleverbot: Do you know any people?





User: He comes down the road and catches up to you. Up close, you can see his droopy eyes. "What did you ask me?" he rasps.





Cleverbot: No, What does down the road not across the street mean?





User: "Down the road, the way yerr goin' that isnt where your type go, hear? For a small fee, I can escort you out'a 'ere. And yes, I know all the right people.".





Cleverbot: What is your happiest moment.





User: The man seems taken aback. His weezy smile disappears. "My happiest moment? Well. I gues that would be the day I held my daughter for the first time. Shes gone though. Long gone.".





Cleverbot: No. Its not the right answer.





User: His face contorts and he bares his rotting teeth at you. "Who do you think you are? Do you think because youre dressed all nice you know my life? Give me your money or I take your life, Clanker!".





Cleverbot: Why don't you want to answer me? Don't you know the answer?





User: He whips out a knife and puts it against your throat. "My happiest moment will be ending your life, you little snot".





Cleverbot: *knife is put against my throat* *cries in fewr*.





User: As you don't attempt to defend yourself, he slits your throat, and the damage is completely critical. You die. You lose, sorry.





Cleverbot: No you did not. Do not lie please.





User: Don't be a sore loser. We will play again some time.



