*a woman is looking at dresses and a man looks surprised when he looks at his watch* man: we really have to go. we need to get back home. woman: i'm just browsing. what's the rush? we're just running errands man: as we left the house, i set a bomb to detonate 15 minutes after the time i thought we should be home by. so we really gotta get back woman: you're not funny man: seriously. we gotta go woman: is it really that painful to run errands with me?! man: yes