Spontaneous bursts of Ermahgerd speak are a daily occurrence at the NS offices, sometimes completely by mistake. Someone can be heard muttering an exasperated and frustrated “ermahgerrrrd” under their breath. While someone else could be telling a classic “knerck knerck” jerk, I mean joke.

Sometimes, the Schrodinger’s cat of speech will pop up in the form of an English word or phrase that is exactly the same when put to Ermahgerd talk. Below is a compilation of the most notable.