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Clinton Nutcracker & Corkscrew Set

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Hillary

Is America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.

Nine-inch tall, fully functional, resin nutcracker with amazing likeness of Hilary Clinton



Stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell



Stands upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring



Guaranteed to be the talk of any Party



Hand wash

Bill:

Let the 42nd President of the United States of America help you pop your cork with this Bill Clinton corkscrew--a great gift for anyone, no matter where they land on the political spectrum. The strategically placed corkscrew adds a twist to post-Presidency employment, and it's guaranteed to add amusement to any dinner party. Measuring 9 inches tall by 2 inches deep by 5 inches wide, the detailed likeness of President Clinton is made of heavy-duty plastic and the corkscrew itself is made of metal.