So I recently found out that I am Santa fictionkin. But people won't stop appropriating my image at Christmas time! They need to check their privilege. Using my name as a holiday icon is both offensive and demeaning. And when I try and drink all the milk in the house and eat all the cookies, my mom just yells at me. I need everyone to stop oppressing me. Any advice?

fictionkin? u need to realise that santa is real, n becuz santa is real, if n e one else is santa, u kill them cuz they r fake. ur real, so santa is real.

u need to smack ur mom in her stupid fuckin face n tell her that shes ur bitch n that she needs to let u drink milk n make u more cookies.

n as far as christmas goes, ppl need to realise its appropriation of santakin culture, so ill spread the word for u.