“There are, you’ll probably not be surprised to learn, three times as many states with no direct prohibitions against the sexual assault of an animal (according to the Animal Legal Defense Fund) as there are states that allow gay marriage.”

Hmmm. Some legislatures are much more concerned with oppressing a particular class of people than in enforcing this biblical mandate (and before some of you write with weird humorless critique, I’m being sarcastic). Click map for story.

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