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Washington (dpo) - Shortly after his decision to move the US Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, President of the USA, Donald Trump, announced his next major move. This one concerns the handling of the devastating forest fires which are currently raging through the state of California and forcing tens of thousands of people to flee. President Trump intends to have the flames doused with fuel.Immediately after moving the Embassy and therefore de facto recognising Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, Trump stood before the cameras once more, “OK, so, I have now finally solved the Middle East conflict by doing that. I would be surprised if anyone still has any complaints on that issue. Now I can finally turn that same tact and instinct to those dreadful forest fires.” He has therefore ordered that all available firefighting planes spray the affected areas with oil, petrol and other fossil fuels.Concerned experts are warning that adding fuel to these colossal fires will only accelerate them. President Trump responded by not giving any further details. “We have a plan for putting the fire out”, insisted the President. “Nobody knows firefighting better than I do, folks, believe me.”Next, President Trump ensured peace on the Korean peninsula by threatening North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-un, with a nuclear holocaust once again.Read the German version HERE