In light of the tepid response to Ben Affleck’s role as the new Batman, LDS.net has concocted a list of 9 who are better than Ben.

1. Porter Rockwell –

When it comes to protecting and defending, no one was better than Porter Rockwell. With his immense generosity of his money and his time, this guy is as loyal as they come, willing to defend his friends to the death.

2. Elder Jeffrey R. Holland –

Because who would mess with this guy?

3. Ziggy Ansah –

He’s ripped, he’s fast, he’s powerful, and he’s deceptively nice. . .out of uniform.

4. Nephi –

Feeding off of the death of his father, his strength comes from the lessons he learned as a young boy.

5. Mitt Romney –

You can’t have Bruce Wayne without money. Has anyone else ever wondered if there was a giant cave underneath Bain Capital building? ‘Nuff said.

6. Teancum –

Sneaking up on his enemies in the dark of the night, like a stealth assassin…this great military leader is a scriptural giant, defeating entire armies, and not ceasing his fight until freedom has been claimed.

7. Devinsupertramp –

Jumping from heights and soaring through the air…Devinsupertramp feeds off of the adrenaline of bat-like flight.

8. Vai Sikehema –

Not only is he fleet of foot, but he is also a dangerous fighter.

9. Captain Moroni –

Yea, verily, verily I say unto you, if all men had been, and were, and ever would be, like unto Moroni, behold, the very powers of hell would have been shaken forever; yea, the devil would never have power over the hearts of the children of men.”

Who do you want to see as Batman? #BetterThanBen

BONUS

Robin: Jimmer Fredette