Ivory warmed up for her first day on the town by doing stand up comedy in her underwear…

Once she tore herself away from the mic she ventured into town and peeled her eyes for suitable suitors.

Cowboy hat or socks with sandals.

Pink socks with sandals. Oh dear.

Cowboy hat seemed friendly enough but then I got distracted by…

CARS! When did they sneak their way in?!

Anyway Cowboy Hat ran off.

This guy may be the coolest sim I’ve met. Even if his friend needs to sort out her pink zebra print though…

He had a wife. Ivory isn’t that sort of girl, even if he can do a killer “check out my eyebrow movement” face.

But it was ok because then we met Zest.

Zest. His name is Zest Johnny. Not Johnny Zest. Zest Johnny…

I was thinking we were onto a winner but then…

Ralph O’Reily.

And LOOK at his eyes

Ivory needs those genetics. He’s adorable.

She might need to work on her “sexy” eyes.