We missed a lot of things in the outside world during the #HIMSShaze of a couple weeks ago. Most significantly, we missed the birth of @DrDonaldJTrump on Twitter, clearly the greatest, most significant and, of course, patriotic birth Twitter has ever seen.

Besides, someone has to carry the torch for medicine now that Dr. Ben Carson has dropped out of the presidential race.

He started with a bang on Feb. 28, taking on the anti-vaxxers. It’s a surprise his opponents didn’t pounce with charges of flip-flopping, but, hey, that’s why they’re LOSERS.

"Childhood vaccines are great vaccines. I know a lot of vaccines. Some are good, some are terrible." Dr. @realDonaldTrump — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 28, 2016

2/3 "But childhood vaccines are the greatest. The greatest! They make the other vaccines look like weak turds from the butts of losers." — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 28, 2016

3/3 "We're gonna give kids the greatest vaccines and they're gonna be great and America will be great again." Dr. @realDonaldTrump — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 28, 2016

He didn’t let up, either.

The good (fake) doctor also wasted no time taking on Big Medical Journal.

Most studies are weak. They're so weak and everyone knows it. I use the totality of evidence, it's the best, it's powerful. #cochrane — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

He promised reform — but only the best kind of reform, of course.

When I'm in charge we're gonna do science right. We're gonna have the best science. So much science. Great evidence. #NIHchat #EBM — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

I'm gonna make the @CDCgov so strong, no disease – and I mean no disease – is gonna mess with us. #MakeMedicineGreatAgain — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

I am great at hacking cancer. I've spoken with the greatest oncologists, the best hackers. We're gonna get cancer. #GlobalCancerHack — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

We're gonna make healthcare great again. It's gonna be so affordable, so comprehensive. And affordable! It's gonna be fantastic. #cahpsa — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

I love quality improvement. LOVE it. Without quality improvement, your care sucks! You've gotta have quality improvement. @lowninstitute — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

Some doctors think they can get away w/o using checklists but their WRONG. They've got so many medical errors, it's an embarrassment. IDIOTS — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 1, 2016

The VA is so important. I'll make the VAs like the Trump Palace. They'll be gorgeous. And GREAT care too! @Veteran4Trump @VetsForDonald — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 1, 2016

I'm gonna create a LOT of health for everybody. We're gonna win on prevention, win on social determinants, and win on equity #PopHealth16 — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 8, 2016

I'm the ONLY one who can keep us safe from known psychopathic murderer loser @tedcruz. I'll restore our mental health system, keep us SAFE. — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 13, 2016

He also promised news at HIMSS16.

Gonna make a BIG announcement at #HIMSS16. I'm an amazing informatician. Everyone in informatics knows it. They love me. #datascience #HITsm — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

That never materialized, but at least Trump paid attention to the issues coming out of HIMSS16.

For a name dropper, Trump did get the name of the conference wrong at least once.

Other politicians were there for sure, including sworn enemies Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush, but there was no sign of Trump in Las Vegas, other than, you know, that high-rise clearly visible from the conference venue and lots of other places on the Strip.

Nothing like waking up to Trump in the morning #HIMSS16 pic.twitter.com/ETQQxecKsJ — Rachel Blum (@TheRachelBlum) February 29, 2016

Alas, Dr. Trump is an anti-politician, never afraid to criticize the establishment. Nor does he mind kicking weak players when they’re down.

When @GovHowardDean becomes a corporate lobbyist you know establishment medicine is a huge problem. CROOKS! #MakeMedicineGreatAgain. — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

Establishment idiots aren't publishing their trials. They're so lazy and scared of the results! LOSERS! https://t.co/TyjTCex0WI #openscience — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

That last one actually is a surprise. You’d think Trump and Shkreli would get along. At least they could share notes on all the beautiful women they’ve landed.

He was right in at least one area: Physicians hate their electronic health records.

1/4 We've got a huge #EHR problem. It's HUGE. They're terrible! They're ugly and expensive and utterly unusable. And it's ruining medicine. — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 1, 2016

2/4We used to have a great profession. It was great. Weak EHRs (and loser insurers!) are destroying it. We've got to #MakeMedicineGreatAgain — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 1, 2016

3/4 I will build a great #EHR — and nobody builds EHRs better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 1, 2016

4/4 I will build a great, great EHR on our computers, and I will make #EPIC and @CERNER pay for that #EHR. Mark my words. — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 1, 2016

Bad EHR design, of course, hasn’t been his only target. Being a man of the people, Dr. Trump wants to hear from you on what his next target should be.

Along the way, he has picked up some important endorsements and, significantly, avoided some who could bring his campaign down.

Dr. @RealBenCarson is going to endorse me bc I am the greatest doctor. Ever! — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 11, 2016

But not @DrOz – that guy is a pseudoscience sellout quack phony loser! — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 9, 2016

Sometimes, though, he crosses the line with reporters. And it hurts.

Health journalism is a mess. Their headlines are LIES. @juliaoftoronto knows it! She's a good one. — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) February 29, 2016

Does that make us weak? Clearly, we aren’t strong like Dr. Trump.

I don't give Grand Rounds. I give the Grandest Rounds of all time. — DoctorTrump (@DrDonaldJTrump) March 2, 2016

(mic drop)

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