

Recently a man entered the Nanning Metro walking a bit strangely, as if something was bothering his backside.



Surveillance footage shows the man faltering over to a quiet corner in the station and taking out a tissue.



He then steps back out into the open and starts shaking a leg.



And out slides a big, fresh turd.



With his business complete, the man quickly wobbles off (it’s not clear what the tissue was for) only for a subway security guard to stumble upon the fragrant present that he left stewing on the station floor.



The woman quickly calls for backup and a station worker arrives to put up a caution cone.



And then returns to replace it with another cone with a more appropriate warning (exchanging: “Out of Service” with “Wet Floor”). Give this woman a goddamn raise.



Eventually a cleaning lady arrives to sweep up the mess. That oughta do!



Meanwhile, the man slowly makes his way out of the station, staggering off into the night.



Watch the video below:



The Nanning Metro has been open for just less than one year, but what a year it has been! Last month, a girl slapped a pervert who touched her butt on the escalator before dragging the creep to the police, and, in March, a naked man was caught on surveillance camera trying to buy a subway ticket. Unfortunately, he forgot to bring his wallet.

[Video via Pear Video]



