At least some good came out of this election cycle.

Thanks to Metta World Peace, anyone not enamored with the actual U.S. presidential candidates can travel to a magical universe where the mercurial NBA player is commander in chief. The Los Angeles Lakers forward posted a string of jokes about this hypothetical scenario on Twitter:

Today is hashtag day .#ifmettawaspresident I would make it mandatory for referees in each sport to play their respective sport once a week — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016

#ifmettawaspresident , I would have my secretary of defense be Ben Wallace. — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016

He understands that far too many Americans are working long hours without earning a livable wage:

#ifmettawaspresident , I would get all my work done early and leave office after 3 months but still pay myself for 4 years — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016

He also took a stance on education and public service:

#ifmettawaspresident , I would take out home room in Highschool and just head to your first class.

I would also add Morals and Values class — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016

#ifmettawaspresident , I would make 5 hours of comedy per year ,in front of a crowd ,mandatory . Similar to community service . — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016

Don't forget about preserving the fine arts:

#ifmettawaspresident , I would have Saturday Salsa night in the White House. — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016

Perhaps most importantly, he vowed to spare voters the long wait until Westeros' winter arrives:

#ifmettawaspresident , I would require "Game of Thrones" only take off summers . Only two months off. #iamwaiting — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016

Then there's this:

#ifmettawaspresident , I would put a limit on the size a fake booty could be.



Some are way too big — Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) November 8, 2016

This was the best edition of Metta World News ever.

[Metta World Peace]