How I’m Coping With Life after the GoT Season 5 Trailer Ruined Mine

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Written by: “The Moo Crew” at Moostache Films

The recent release of the Game of Thrones Season 5 trailer has stirred up the masses. Intrigue? Check. Littlefinger conspiratorially whispering? Check. Tyrion Lannister in trouble? Check. The trailer accomplished its mission by creating huge anticipation for the 04.12.15 premiere.

But as a negative side effect, it also created a Mountain sized Game of Thrones hole in my life that I need to keep filled until April, and after minutes of consideration I figured the best way to do this was to incorporate aspects of Game of Thrones in my life until the premiere.

Because I am at work and have to deal with useless middle managers roaming the cubicles, I am going to write this so it appears to be a work related report. I will be doing things like bolding words that sound professional, but are actually related to my groundbreaking ideas.

I may also use the following:

• Bullet Points

• Footnotes(1)

• Professional looking diagrams (after the break)

Also:

i. a simple outline format

ii. This should also help you, the reader, disguise your true activities while drinking your morning coffee