I woke up this morning and this tweet from Dave was one of the first things that I saw. I havent even had a glass of coffee but I need to break this video down.

It starts with a bang. Zah is in the club just getting his dance on. The hands behind the head while kinda doing standing crunches move is a universal sign that the party is in full swing. Zah is a star, and it’s never been more obvious than in this video.

Next thing ya know, we are scanning past the whole squad. We got Frankie, Buddha Ben, Tommy Smokes and we settle the camera on the big fella… Clem. Clem is the most out of place character in this whole group which actually makes him the most in place character in the whole group. I assume that Dave posted this video live. So, the time in New York was 7am. 7 fucking am. Clem is a dad. My dude hasnt stayed up drinking until 7am in a decade. He’s having this night after flying across the country. Clem is bobbing his head like Bobby Cox in the 11th inning because he wants nothing more than to have night terrors in the privacy of his own hotel room. He doesnt want to be on the dance floor but he has too much pride to tap out. I feel for him. I really do, but watching him from afar is bring me so much happiness.

After that, we go back to the star of the show, Zah. Zah dancing and jumping with his fingers pointing to the sky is by far the cutest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen this bunny eating a banana before. So yeah, it’s cute.

Zah looks like he is having the time of his life and I couldnt be happier about it.

It was night one. There was some big bets; Dave won a bunch of money; Tommy Smokes joined Team Portnoy; I woke up to a video of a bunch of my pals having the time of their lives in Vegas. It’s #BudlightBusters SZN, folks. We are all lucky to be a part of it.

PS: Credit to Clem for kinda looking like he’d rather be in bed. The trick of a Daddymoon Vacation is that you never look like you’re having a really good time. There has to be something in the video that makes it look like you are miserable. Exhaustion aside, Clem accomplished that feat perfectly. Way to go, Big Fella.