About 2 years ago I got my first fleshlight. I’m a bit of a fan, you can say. Since then I’ve created a collection of these sex toys and I suggest YOU do the same thing. These things are absolutely AMAZING.

Since then I’ve created a real collection. Several Fleshlight Cases and a collection of Fleshlight Sleeves (my girlfriend ADORES the Crystal Clear Ice Fleshlight, she uses it on me!). I recommend you get started as SOON as possible on a fleshlight collection of your own!

The following is my original story about my first fleshlight. Looking back on it makes me think how lucky I was to have ever discovered it on the internet. I could have been masturbating like the rest of the cattle with my bare fucking hands instead.

I’d been poking around the internet to find pictures of people using the thing or to find movies of people using it. I figured that um, ya know, maybe it was one of those things everyone talked about but no one actually bought or used. Well, I begin to find all kinds of websites dedicated to the thing but nothing really concrete. Everyone had a link up to the site and it sounded like they were selling the thing.

So eventually I make my way to the fleshlight website and found their forums. It was pretty interesting allright.

There are some guys who love it, other guys who think its the best thing since sliced bread, then other guys who say they’d rather fuck it than a woman anyways. (Or a man in a few cases.)

So I start talking around to friends on the net about this thing, poking around, joking about it whatever.

Now I’m an adult webmaster and I’m interested in selling the thing because it seems pretty interesting so I talk to the owner of the company after finding him on an adult webmaster board. We talk a while and he offers to send me a demo set. I agree to see what its like.

Well, it arrived today. Came in this box, looked like this:

Opened it up:



Hey i got free lube with it too, I think that’s extra on the site.

So I go through the instructions which are fairly simple, remove the shipping rod, etc. Prepare it. Once its prepared it looks like this:



That’s actually sexy. I mean really sexy. I mean I want to hit this fucking thing. I explore it with my finger and its pretty damned amazing. apparantly he sent a “super ribbed” which felt pretty unique on the inside. I was damned suprised about how tight it was too.

So, I do what it says. Warm it up in the sink. Get it nice and warm. Lube it up and i gave it a shot.

My first instinct was to remark how I could never create this sensation otherwise. No combination of my hand or hands could do this. It was warm like a real woman, cause I’d warmed it up. It was wet like a real woman because it was wet, I lubed it. It was like a real woman because it created a suction like a real vagina does. Or a real mouth. Or a real anus.

I was blown away. I tried to last as long as I could I just couldnt. I came like a fucking race horse. I mean I thought I was going to blow the back end off the thing.

So, now I’m done dating I think. I just went to the site and ordered their AWESOME three for 1 sleeve deal. (Got the fleshlight mocha butt, an ice lady, and a gold lady… super tight, super wave, super ribbed… now i have the collection lol).

Overall I’m looking forward to trying the other ones soon. I dont know if i’ll be able to though I think I might jizz into this one until I’m broken. I literally just stopped long enough to tell you guys to get one of the things and now i’m going back at it.