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Peter: Whatcha doing? Jason: Writing the next installment in the "Song of Ice and Fire" series. Peter: The "Game of Thrones" books? Jason: Yeah. I heard the author likes to take his sweet time doing them, which gives me an opening. Book five just came out last month. I figure if I can quickly publish a fake book six, I can sell millions before the real one finally comes out and people catch on. Dad won't mind if I use the photocopier at his office, will he? Peter: So what's your version going to be about? Jason: Well, that's the tricky part. They're already announced that the title will be "The Winds of Winter". Peter: "Whooosh...whooosh...flurry flurry whoooooooooosh..." Jason: This is just a first draft, mind you.