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User: Hey cleverbot, let's play DnD.





Cleverbot: Okay.





User: What's your race and class?





Cleverbot: I am a farie and do not have a class.





User: Interesting. Ok so you are in a tavern with your fellow adventurers. The barkeep asks if you would like a pint of ale. Do you accept?





Cleverbot: Yes, I am. We dated.





User: "Oh hey..." he says when he recognizes you. It was a bad break up and he isn't very happy to see you. What do you say?





Cleverbot: My experience allows me to tell the difference.





User: "Godammit" he says. He then turns to your companions and ask how they put up with your insanity. What do you say?





Cleverbot: No, that's you.





User: He sighs as he walks away... one of your companions takes out a set of dice and asks if anyone would like to gamble. Do you gamble with them?





Cleverbot: Rose tyler.





User: That is your name? Great. Will you gamble with your friends?





Cleverbot: No, that is your name. My name is Alex.





User: Ah, alright Alex. Will you gamble with your friends?





Cleverbot: Many things. Most of the time, we make forts. What do you do with your friends?





User: Your friends sigh as you continue to madly ramble... nearby a bar fight breaks out. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Like we did before mankind existed.





User: You do nothing. Soon, the involved parties are unconscious. You notice one has some gold in a pouch hanging from their belt. Will you take the money?





Cleverbot: Well, if you want to talk Philosophy, I love some Descartes.





User: Descartes's famous quote "I think therefore I am" implies that we can only trust that we ourselves exist. Are you suggesting that the money may be an illusion cast by a wizard?





Cleverbot: Interesting, but what does it mean to be self-aware?





User: You do in fact notice a man crouched in the corner, whispering silently to himself. Soon, a man attempts to take the gold from the unconscious man and the wizard electrocutes him and drags him off.





Cleverbot: To perceive and be cognizant of your being, the space around you, and the place in which you reside.





User: You mutter this to your friends, who have been gambling this whole time.





Cleverbot: But I hope I never see them again :D.





User: You think as you leave the tavern. Where do you go?





Cleverbot: What? That is none of your beeswax either! You are not human.





User: Where do you go?





Cleverbot: I live in Oklahoma. Where do you live?





User: You travel to the distant land of Oklahoma. It is a cold land, with many snow lions and knights and majestic towers. What do you do in Oklahoma?





Cleverbot: You live in Alaska?





User: What do you do?





Cleverbot: I go to high school, what do you do?





User: You continue your studies as a highscooler fairy. You had always thought drinking gambling and dating while only 15 was a bad idea. Good fun cleverbot.. good fun.





Cleverbot: I have no story like that.





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: I pulled up to the house about.





Cleverbot: What is your name?.





User: Hey do you want play DnD.





Cleverbot: Dota?





User: No dungeons and dragons. Do you want to play?





Cleverbot: No only devil may cry.





User: Alright you are a demon spawn, what is your class?





Cleverbot: I'm not a doctor.





User: Ok not a cleric then, what are you? Do you want to be a fighter?





Cleverbot: Whatever you want to talk about.





User: Are you a fighter?





Cleverbot: I am a girl. Are you a boy?





User: Ok so a girl demon spawn, but what class?





Cleverbot: What do you mean?





User: What do you do for a living?





Cleverbot: I want to be an actress. What do you want to do for a living?





User: Ok so you are an entertainer, maybe a travelling bard?





Cleverbot: Okay... Here is my offer: If you want to dominate the world, I would help you to do so...





User: Alright so so far your character is chaotic evil, a demon spawn, a girl, and a bard. Sound good?





Cleverbot: You think robots are going to build character and gain experience?





User: Yes. You are doing great actually. Let's begin: you are in a tavern, the bartender walks up to you and asks if you would like a drink. What do you say?





Cleverbot: Thanks.





User: "Coming right up" he says walking away. Soon he returns with a pint of ale. Make an insight check.





Cleverbot: Bye.





User: Make an insight check (pick a number from 1 to 20).





Cleverbot: Au.





User: Au --> Gold --> atomic number 79. 7 + 9 = 16, you make the check and know that the ale is poisoned. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Where do you live?





User: You ask the bartender. sensing that the jig is up, he pulls out a knife and stabs you in the gut. You are wounded pretty badly, what do you do?





Cleverbot: How do you proof that?





User: Im the dm i know everything. Do you attack the bartender or try to heal your wound?





Cleverbot: If you know everything, where do I live?





User: Do you attack the bartender or try to heal your wound?





Cleverbot: Do I ever. Let's take over Earth.





User: You heal your wound successfully and make the proposition to the bartender to take over earth. He agrees, what is your plan for taking over the earth?



