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Owen's latest spiral, filmed live before a studio audience in the She Shed Bunker.

00:00 - 00:03 You're still on YouTube but you're demonitized

00:04 - 00:05 Twitter is obviously long gone

00:05 - 00:07 The European tour has been cancelled

00:08 - 00:12 Alan Powell is on his way to your house right now.

00:12 - 00:15 You may be kicked off YouTube entirely soon

00:17 - 00:19 It's fine. We'll do superchats

00:19 - 00:21 and all that via Unauthorized.tv

00:24 - 00:26 Big Bear,

00:27 - 00:28 Vox Day...

00:31 - 00:33 VD and the Very Farty Manlets have not been able

00:34 - 00:36 to create a functioning video site

00:53 - 00:58 Those who allowed me to give my money to Eric Nimmer, stay here.

01:13 - 01:15 Vox said it'll work by March!

01:15 - 01:17 That bald midget promised me!

01:18 - 01:23 How are the paypigs supposed to throw money at me now?

01:25 - 01:28 These idiots can't figure out how to mail me a check!

01:29 - 01:31 (Lick the stamps don't eat them.)

01:31 - 01:34 How am I going to pay for that sauna?

01:34 - 01:37 Larping as a farmer is expensive!

01:37 - 01:40 The bears TAKE free specials and never give me anything!

01:40 - 01:42 The bears have been most generous to you.

01:42 - 01:46 They send me whiny letters with no cash! NO CASH!

01:46 - 01:48 The bears open their hearts out to you!

01:48 - 01:52 If they loved me, they'd open their wallets.

01:53 - 01:54 Instead, it's blah blah Jesus.

01:56 - 01:57 I'm one of the top 10 comedians.

01:57 - 02:00 And yet, I cannot make money touring anymore.

02:00 - 02:03 Amy and I now have to share bras, we make so little.

02:04 - 02:08 My fans expect more than just replays of the same Leftist Fitness

02:08 - 02:13 sketch a hundred times?

02:14 - 02:16 How am I supposed to have the time feeding three ducks

02:17 - 02:21 and picking a handful of vegetables every single day?

02:27 - 02:29 I inspire the bears...

02:30 - 02:34 ... to build an American family!

02:34 - 02:36 THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

02:41 - 02:42 I scream about the Jews...

02:43 - 02:47 ... for hours for no money!

02:48 - 02:53 And I should get an ACTUAL job? Working 70 hours?

02:54 - 02:56 70 hours at what?

02:56 - 02:59 SUCKING OFF GAY GUYS?

03:00 - 03:02 That pre-logos life is behind me. Never again.

03:04 - 03:07 (Let it out and mourn the money, Amy. All gone.)

03:14 - 03:16 It's over.

03:19 - 03:23 ROTC, Fate of Kings, /r/owenbenjamin broke me

03:25 - 03:26 Poor me.

03:31 - 03:33 I only have six rentals, residuals...

03:40 - 03:46 ... that million dollar West Hollywood condo...

03:46 - 03:49 ... and the leaning she-shed of Ursa Manor.