Five easy steps to blend in with the russian MM community.

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When you enter the game, you say "privet". (Hello), if nobody answer, you are in a non russian server and everything is OKAY.If anyone answers with "privet" or anything russian sounding, simply say: "ta ♥♥♥♥♥♥?" (Are you russian?) they will most likely answer with a lot of russian words.Russians are now convinced that you are infact russian, simply say "da" and laugh a bit when you think what they say is directed at you.If you die in the game, simply scream "Idi naxui", "zuka blyad" or "mamku yebal".. this will further convince your russian team mates that you are infact russian.Try to avoid any unecessary conversation, and if your team ever get suspicion simply start a fight with one of them by using the terms "idi naxui, "zuka blyad" or "mamku yebal" in sentences with their nick names, this will make them leave you alone.