Cleveland sucks, Cincinnati sucks, Columbus (the wannabe Cincinnati) sucks, Dayton sucks and is garbage, Toledo sucks, and the people from original Ohio suck. Let's fix this and make Ohio 2. Why do we need to share the Newport area with Kentucky!? Why is Cleveland so garbage and uninhabitable? Why did the LeBron James leave Cleveland? Why do heroin needles keep coming with my happy meals!? Why is it sunny one day and then Antarctica the next day? Why does I-75 have so many potholes and shitty drivers? Why do the Bengals suck? What the hell happen to US Bank arena?

All of these issues can be fixed if we annex boring Indiana and create Ohio 2 on top of it's open lands. There's not need for the boring old Midwest when the Midwest can BE OHIO. Slowly, we will later annex Illinois and make Ohio 3 but that is for another day. Please spread this and share it with your friends and let's make Ohio 2 happen.

Don't ask me how this is achievable, but let's make it happen.

This is not a joke.

This is a joke, don't get triggered you humorless beings.