Had I READ the Health Care Plan? I mean had I even READ it. I have to admit I had not.

I already know that it mandates sex changes for all, forces abortion for non-gay babies, and sets up crematoria for old people, but as a liberal, these are all policies I welcome.

However, what might I be trading away in return for all these beneficial policies?

But there's one thing that is very suspicious about all this. For some reason I can't put my finger on, I find I'm angry all the time, especially after listening to my favorite radio talk shows. I don't know what I'm angry about exactly, it could be my failed marriages, my tenuous finances, my life not turning out the way I had hoped.

All I know for sure is that all my problems are the fault of someone other than myself. Someone most likely a lot darker than I am.

And now I find out that Obama's Health Care plan includes a provision to annex the Sudetenland, JUST LIKE HITLER!

I'm so scared, not just about this, of course, but about all the other things in this modern world I don't understand.

I look to the Bible for guidance in all things. When it says to exclude the Moabites, I start excluding them wherever I find them. You won't see me including any damned Moabites, not on your life!

By the way, if you spell Obama backwards and leave out some of the letters, isn't it pretty strange that it spells Moab? That's pretty scary, too.

With evidence mounting that Obama is hiding his real birth certificate because it will show he is actually cloned from a hair follicle extracted from Hitler's nose, why does it not also seem reasonable that he plans to follow in Hitler's footsteps by annexing Sudetenland?

And DON'T forget about POLAND!. It's just too much. He must be stopped. I want my country back! But not the Sudetenland.