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To be honest, I’m a little disappointed in New Hampshire here. How does Brady only get two votes? That’s half as many as this guy got, and he doesn’t even know where the fuck he is half the time.

Not yet, but Joe Biden is. https://t.co/c8OYqrQuwi RT @stringsays: @POTUS are you on vine too — Roman Petrovic IV (@yungbobkennedy) May 18, 2015

Real talk though, I think Brady would be a fantastic President. He’s just one of those guys that’s good at everything he does. Throwing footballs, catching footballs, punting footballs, having smoking hot wives, being amazing looking – he’s just a winner. If he’s half as good at being President as he is at quarterbacking, we’d be in damn good shape. You bet your ass we wouldn’t have ISIS breathing down our necks. Not with this guy commanding the military.

The only problem with Brady running is this fucking guy.

I hate Roger Goodell so so much https://t.co/QRCwtHDY5X — RT Ohio (@RT_Ohio) February 5, 2016

Not a chance he gets in the House with Der Fuhrer manning the Black Gate.

“Tom’s leading in the polls? Where’s Ted Wells at?”

Brad Stevens is an interesting pick here. Young and inexperienced…but if anyone’s shown the ability to take a pile of hot garbage and turn it into respectability again, it’s him. Perfect fit for the 2016 White House.

Plus I would imagine that means this guy finds his way into the Oval Office? That could be fun.

Obviously a Brady/Stevens ticket would be an all time one. Especially with Bill manning the Secretary of Defense chair. My only concern is what they would do with Gronk. Secret Service maybe? Secretary of State? Party Planner? (Is that a thing? If not it should be)

One thing I’m sure of is that I want this guy manning the books.

National Debt? Smell ya.

A few other strange names popped up on the list – Colin Powell, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul to name a few.

But the weirdest two have to be these guys.

A White House with Clint Eastwood somewhere in it is a house I can get behind. Nobody would ever fuck with us. And I mean nobody.

On the flip side, if Kanye West ever gets near a ballot I’m moving to Guam. Could you imagine this fucking nutcase running around the White House?

No thanks.

You can see the whole list of write in’s here.

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