1. Hannibal's on a motorcycle!

2. This action movie opening will lure in NBC's typical viewers, probably.

3. Oh, shit! Europe!

4. Hannibal is eyeing this dude, we've already got gay subtext it's been five seconds

5. Two dudes are talking about poetry. Is this a porn?

6. This elegant champagne poppin'.

7. "Bonsoir." French has never sound so damn creepy.

8. Hannibal slicing up meat that looks good AF, this show always makes me worry if I'm a cannibal.

9. Hannibal just killing people and eating them in their own houses in Europe, giving no fucks.

10. Damn did he even take long to prepare that meal? Season the meat? White people never marinate their damn food overnight smh.