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You'll recall that photo of Trey and Matt in drag from earlier, which was taken at the Oscars. Which they attended. In drag. On acid.

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Like so.

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They really like acid: "We dosed at the AVN awards ... these are porn's equivalent of the Oscars ... except saying there is way more cleavage would be an understatement. But they do have similarities, like an endless parade of people you don't know and you don't care about standing up and saying stuff that only is going to be interesting if they piss everyone off saying it. So we are tripping balls (you know, being a Deadhead had its privileges), and Trey and I decide we are about to win every single award. We would take a few steps toward the podium already busting out our speeches to anyone that would listen.

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"But wouldn't you know it? ... someone else would always win that Best Bottom in a Gay Gang Bang or whatever, and we would have to storm back to the table, disgruntled losers due a win. Then the next ones would start getting announced, and again, we were back on our way up to certain triumph for Best Dildo Mold Makers or whatever."

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Tim on acid: the AVN's answer to Leonardo DiCaprio.

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So there you go: the B-side history of how some of comedy's greatest minds got their start in the entertainment industry, with all the drugs and hardcore penetration you demand. Thanks for sharing, Tim! Now, get back to work. Those women aren't going to fuck themselves. Unless they are, which is likely, given -- dammit, you know what we mean.

Tim Lake has a Facebook and an amateur porn website. Note: That last link leads to porn.

Robert Evans isn't a porn star, but he did write a book about how porn and other vices made human civilization possible. You can order A Brief History of Vice now.

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