$545.95 from Damascus Protective GearProtection against zombie bitesProtection against zombie bites (that's worth mentioning twice)Unsuitable attire for beach loungingBite me. That's what you can tell the zombies after you don this tooth-breaking FX1 FlexForce modular hard-shell, full-body crowd control armor.An armored human "can get mauled by a zombie and still be a survivor," said one Amazon list-writer. Bite prevention is essential, according to the Centers for Disease Control, which says "zombies are often depicted as being created by an infectious virus, which is passed on via bites and contact with bodily fluids."

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