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[1] Hello, I am your atheist doctor. Take two Atheist doctors are more likely to hasten death.Hello, I am your atheist doctor. Take two cyanide pills and call me in the morning.

Atheist doctor: I think it is time we ended your life now.

Patient: Doctor, I have no health insurance. If I die now, I will never be able to pay you back.

Atheist doctor: Well, upon further deliberation, I think you should fight this condition with every fiber of your being. And if I were you, I would also call your friends and family and ask if they would loan you some money so you can pay your medical bills.

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