Sometimes my faith in humanity is restored. This is one of those times.

Someone donating to Planned Parenthood on behalf of a bigoted, obnoxious anti-choice religious zealot like Greg Locke is funny enough. But when that loudmouth hate-spewer receives a thank you card from Planned Parenthood, and then actually posts a video about how pissed off he was about it… man, that’s comedy gold. He titled it (in all caps, of course, because that’s the preferred formatting of unhinged psychos): PLANNED PARENTHOOD SENT ME A PERSONAL “THANK YOU” AND IT HAS ME LIT.

Pro tip, Greg: If someone trolls you, don’t publicize how effective it was. Because, you know what… someone might write a story about it in hopes that a thousand more people do the same.

This is that story.

Check out what Locke had to say about the very thoughtful card Planned Parenthood sent him:



Aww. Poor guy. Probably helped a low-income woman get a mammogram. The horror!

Ok, so here’s the call to action.

Please go to Planned Parenthood’s donate page. If that link doesn’t work, go to plannedparenthood.org and select “Donate” in the top-right. Your donation can be as little as $5. Make sure you check the box that says “Yes, my gift is in honor or in memory of someone special.” In the Honor Gift section, enter in Greg Locke’s info. This is the address of his church. Pastor Greg Locke

2060 Old Lebanon Dirt Rd.

Mt. Juliet, TN 37122

If there is a god — ok there isn’t but let’s pretend — Pastor Greg will create another video for the pure entertainment of the people trolling him. Pretty please?

Ok, go go go!!!

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