I know, I know. You're tired of hearing about Jake Long chilling at Rams park. So am I. But we can't do anything about that. So, while waiting for Jake, we decided to be productive:

Les Snead had 4 haircuts #whilewaiting4jake — Tony Schreck (@shrek_13) March 15, 2013

Bold Tony. But I think Snead loses his power when his hair is cut. Perhaps that's the reason why we are in this boondoggle in the first place?

That would likely mean the Falcons beat the Rams. I can't allow that to stand. Also, they choke in the playoffs. No dice.

The Charlotte Bobcats had a winning streak #whilewaiting4jake — Jer Rutman (@jrutman) March 15, 2013

That's turrible.

We do need a receiver...any takers?

Alex Barron got called for 323 false starts #whilewaiting4jake — Wynnde (@wynnde13) March 15, 2013

To me, that number seems a little low. Don't you think?

@noplanb_ Danario Alexander had another 6 knee surgeries #whilewaiting4jake — Eric Nagel (@Eric_nagel) March 15, 2013

This was immediately re-tweeted and favorited by Brandon (but no, really). Yes, I'm the twitter noob who replied. I'm still learning this stuff, cut me some slack.

The Leon Sandcastle shit finally ended #whilewaiting4jake — Hawk (@HawkWayOfLife) March 15, 2013

Fun fact: Leon Sandcastle only follows himself on twitter. (He also follow the NFL Network, who he works for).

Tony Softli committed 3 grammar errors on twitter #whilewaiting4jake — Wynnde (@wynnde13) March 15, 2013

It's funny because it's true.

Mike Martz used all 3 timeouts #whilewaiting4jake — Mike Dietrich (@dvond) March 15, 2013

I tried to come up with some quip for this one, but it's just too perfect of a tweet. Mike wins.

You see everyone! Waiting can be fun. It's the little things in life you treasure.

PS: There is a treasure trove of tweets just waiting to be read:

Tweets about "#whilewaiting4jake"