http://www.khou.com/news/community/houston-holocaust-musuem-holds-ceremony-before-closing-for-huge-expansion/458995254

Commentary by David Cohensteinberg

More than 250 guests and 20 Holocaust survivors said goodbye to Houston’s Holocaust Museum on Sunday as they plan to close temporarily during a major expansion project. Museum staff, founders, and those Holocaust survivors had a candlelight ceremony called “Lights of Hope for the Future”. They’ll be bulldozing about two-thirds of the current building and doubling its size, making it the fourth-largest Holocaust Museum in the country. The museum’s CEO predicts the expanded exhibits with bilingual signage will bump up student field trip attendance by 50 percent just the first year and overall attendance by 35 percent.

This is terrific news for Jews! The world can never forget how evil the Nazis were. I’ve never been to a Holocaust museum, but my great Uncle Howard was held in a concentration camp and told my mom all the details. She use to tell us the stories at bedtime. They were horrible and gave me and my brother nightmares. Sometimes even insomnia. So I know exactly what happened. Trust me.

Hitler brainwashed the German people into believing that Jews were responsible for slavery in America. Or maybe it was usury, I can’t remember. But anyway, Hitler sent his henchmen to round up all the Jews with big noses who rubbed their hands together when they were doing business deals with the Goy. The ones who kinda look like this (although this is an anti-semetic meme used by anti-semites):

Then the SS put them on trains and sent them to concentration camps. When their families reported them missing, they were arrested and put on trains, too.

At first Hitler wanted to deport all the Jews to Russia so they could join their Bolshevik brethren. But Stalin hated Jews more than Hitler. Stalin was pretty much a communist Russian Nazi.

When Stalin refused to take all of Germany’s 60 million Jews, the Nazis had to feed and house them. But the allies cut off all the food and medical supplies into Germany. Hitler had an emergency meeting with Himmler and they decided to build concentration camps. Himmler knew a brilliant Nazi scientist who could turn cheap bug repellent into gas. So instead of letting all those Jews freeze and starve in the middle of winter, those evil Nazis gassed them with bug spray while they were in the showers.

To cover up the atrocity, they used the skin of Jews to make lampshades. Hitler even gave one to Eva as a birthday present. The Germans exported the lampshades to China in exchange for ammo and rice. They lied and said the lampshades were made from an exotic breed of ostrich.

I’m not sure what tales the survivors will tell at a Holocaust museum, but that’s what my great uncle told my mother. And he was there. He even had a number tattooed on his forearm to prove it.