I was delighted to receive a 4-pack of TruBlood. Staying patient, I wanted to make the drinking of this a real treat - so on xmas day, I watched The Departed & got wasted on TruBlood cocktails.

Pseudo-Plasmapoliton:

1 Pt. TruBlood 1 Pt. Vodka 1 Pt. Pineapple Juice Replace pineapple juice with white grape & peach, when you've eventually run out of pineapple juice.

Drink excessively, say 'MARK WAHLBERG' a lot, then sing along to David Bowie, then The Misfits.

What a wonderful Christmas! Thank you Secret Santa! It was delicious n' weird - perfect!