Children's Books That Didn't Sell

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer--Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

All Dogs Go to Hell

The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

You Are Different and That's Bad

Dad's New Wife Timothy

POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Bi-Curious George