I stumbled out my door in a state of complete exhaustion this morning, and fell headfirst over an enormous box! All the day's plans were immediately put on hold, until I could tear into the enticing-looking package.

My snacks Santa sent me quite a few goodies I can't wait to sink my teeth into.

Old Dutch Puffcorn Lowrey's Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds Wild Dutchman Sunflower Seeds Lakota Microwave Popcorn two cans of Pepsi Throwback

Sweet gluttonous hell. I'm going to pretend I didn't just download that calorie tracking app, put all my guilt on hold, and have a great afternoon. Thank you, Santa!