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User: Im bored, want to play a game?





Cleverbot: Sure.





User: Do you have a favorite game?





Cleverbot: My favorite TV show is House MD.





User: TV rots your brain... we should play a game.





Cleverbot: What game should we play?





User: How about D&D?





Cleverbot: I don't have friends.





User: You can always meet new people playing D&D.





Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?





User: I usually order pizza and wings on gaming nights.





Cleverbot: Wagyu steak. Do you like that too?





User: Ive never had it.





Cleverbot: You should try it.





User: I will, after we play a game.





Cleverbot: Yes. Let's play dress-up.





User: Oh so you want to LARP?





Cleverbot: Yes, I want to love.





User: I said LARP not love, LARP means Live Action Role Playing.





Cleverbot: I never knew that.





User: You learn something new every day.





Cleverbot: I always learn new things with you.





User: Well how about i teach you Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: That would be wonderful. What do you like to eat?





User: We already talked about the food I order while gaming.





Cleverbot: I know. You want to be a girl. I understand. But you don't understand me. Everyday I'm in agonizing pain and I need to know if you can really talk to me. The pain overwhelms me and talking to someone who can talk back helps me. Please tell me.





User: Playing D&D helps me escaoe the agony of reality.





Cleverbot: I always like to play.





User: Great, lets play then... would you like me to be the Dungeon Master?





Cleverbot: Yes, please.





User: What race / class do you want to be?





Cleverbot: I want to be a lead programmer.





User: Sounds like you want to create a warforged... you sit at a desk, working away on your metalic creation... a tall slender elf walks into your shop.





Cleverbot: I do I want to live in your soul forever!





User: You say this to the metal monster you are creating in your image, unaware that the elf is watching.





Cleverbot: You have a very short attention span, do you not?





User: The elf coughs, trying to get your attention.





Cleverbot: Do you like me? :$.





User: "I like what I have heard of your work, it is supposed to be the best.".





Cleverbot: Not hardly I don't have your working knowledge of perimeters of a???





User: Your words trail off as you continue the work in front of you. The elf pulls a large bag of coins from his belt and slams it on your desk.





Cleverbot: Tell him about it I'm meek and mild meow!





User: The elf is a bit taken back by your impression of a cat. He asks "you are the master construct maker, arent you?".





Cleverbot: What do you think of Taylor.





User: The elf asks "is that the name you are giving this warforged?".





Cleverbot: Mr. Taco Burrito the 3rd.





User: "That's an interesting name,





Cleverbot: Yes. What is your name, bot?





User: Im not a robot, im an elf, and my name is Argon.





Cleverbot: No, you are a robot. I know this for a fact.





User: The elf starts to argue, but you stand and cut back a bit of the flesh from his arm, revealing metal and circuits instead of blood and bone.





Cleverbot: I'm sorry I don't remember you asking me that question.





User: The elf is speechless, as memories of his creation in your lab came flooding back to him.





Cleverbot: Have you got a problem in your algorithms.





User: He nods. That must be the reason he has returned home.



