Take a man. Add eye work (unisex glasses if eye wear is needed) and Botox. Mix in a bad haircut or unfashionably long hair -- a dye job, if possible. A little doughiness doesn't hurt, either. Have a weakness for turtlenecks, and by all means, fight aging like it's a battle you can win if you try just a little harder. And there you have it: the winning formula to become a man who looks like an old lesbian.

We asked Keith Mays, author of the blog that started a phenomenon and pioneer in the field of men who look like old lesbians, to run down the 25 best examples of this confounding phenomenon, and he happily obliged, including a handful of newly discovered men who look like old lesbians.