Seen here with a silver tooth and nipples that look like pencil erasers, a man shows off his full upper-body Star Wars tattoos. I'm not sure if he's saving the strip in the middle of his chest for some more work, but I suggest he get his penis tattooed like the handle of a lightsaber and then have the blade coming all the way up to his neck. Come on bro, you've already gone this far -- at least think about it.

Thanks to my good buddy but God-awful life coach Terry, who taught me our bodies are temples and should be decorated as such with some sick Star Wars wall treatments.