A LEAD CRYSTAL WHISKEY SET AND THE BOOK RAILROADS ACROSS AMERICA. Let me tell you a natural fact about the universe: nothing goes together better than whisky and trains, even if you're not some kind of hobo. Wait: unless you're driving a train, or working on a train, or trying to cross railroad tracks. You know what? Maybe forget I said anything. Let's start over!

But seriously, Secret Santa, you've made this holiday merry and bright for me, because I'm the sort of person who both A) loves the ritual of pouring a good drink into a nice glass for a great friend and B) has, as the only ornamentation on his car, the logo of a defunct railroad. You've got me pegged, all right. Many thanks and happy holidays, beautiful stranger.