Hello Readers,

Today’s topic is more about enhancing your strengths than shoehorning yourself into the internet’s ideal of being the “perfect womanizer”. Here’s the story of how I was able to number close a girl on the fucking Subway (the underground tunnel not restaurant), using a Kindle.

The build up. Yes, I’ve been reading Seddit. Do I agree or even apply most of the stuff from here? No. I don’t use negging, go clubbing, have some secret panty dropping pick up line or heck I don’t even use Tinder. However, I took the age old advice of being myself. Not the fat, lazy, acne ridden self that I was, but more towards the Uberman (read Nietzsche). Enhance what you’re good at and get the minimum physical requirements locked down. Get your weight to the level of girls you want.

Book’s free on Amazon, give it a read. Amazon link

Simple Equation of Attraction:

Fat guys = fat girls, not that hard it’s a simple and fair system.

Fat guys + $$$ = Supermodels; world is cruel; make more money or lose weight

If you want quality girls you have to at least wear button up shirt (Marketing, Establishment of Authority), the white or blue OCBD has long been an icon or indicator of trust (I won’t murder you), use it to your advantage. Make sure your shoes and pants match too. Even an obese dude wearing a suit will gain more respect and acceptance than a fat guy in sweatpants. A suit means he’s fat because he sacrificed his health for his family, sweat pants fat guy is just a lazy fuck. People are hardwired to make categorical decisions, DON’T TRY TO CHANGE THE SYSTEM, USE THE SYSTEM.

Okay, back to my story, if you’ve never ridden the NYC subway system, then riding the Subway is basically a game of avoiding eye contact. Everyone pretends the guy or gal next to them doesn’t exist. I just got back from a networking event at Morgan Stanley, so I was feeling confident and a bit chatty, also in my only interview suit ;). Got on N train, Coney Island-bound headed home for the day. Look around checking for pretty girls, saw this girl with luscious red hair tucked away in the corner of the train, face buried in a book.

Notice my situational awareness here, analyze the girl, analyze what she wears, her mood, any signs of her political views, Trump stickers, Rare Pepe stickers on the back of the laptop, Macbook? Analyze the room or surrounding area, she was sitting directly across an ad for breast augmentation, could use that as a segway… maybe not.

Now, guys, this is an everyday occurrence, girls with books typically don’t want to be bothered. BE A MAN BOTHER THEM, BREAK THE RULES THEY’RE ALL JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION ANYWAYS =).

For introverts like myself, who was not gifted by gods; when you walk into a room always be aware of the room, what’s on the walls, does the carpet match the drapes? Why does it smell like cabbage? Also, good advice, to know all sides of current events, I can successfully argue for and against, most major issues of today’s world. However, don’t know too much of one area, leave a weakness like entertainment, and let them explain shit to YOU, also expresses that you’re not a know it all or appear ingenuine. Girls have been using this for ages, wonder why Sally always asked for math help? I’ll give you a hint, she already knows the answers.

Where the fuck was I? Okay, the train stops at Union Square, the gentleman sitting next to her got off. SHOW TIME! Go and sat down next to her, changed songs on Spotify, fidget little pull headphones away. Always put away headphones, gives the appearance of openness, much like body posture. Pull out my Kindle Paperwhite, I can see out my peripheral of my vision that I caught her attention. That’s good, play it cool, proceed like normal. Currently reading “The $100 Startup” by Chris Guillebeau. Good book for Entrepreneurs, cool rich guys get to fuck, it’s no secret get to work!

Expanded Model of Equation of Attraction:

If Fat Guy + $$$ = Models

Then Average Guy + $$$ = ???

And Some genetically gifted + $$$ = ???

You do the math. Work the system, don’t moan about it.

The train stops in the middle of tracks because you know MTA, delay due to train traffic. Now, I glanced over at the clock, to her right, and looked at the book title to gather clues; it was FUCKING Seveneves by Neal Stephenson, a wide smile spreads across my mind, my years of reading fantasy science fiction finally pays off. This book was easily one of my top 10.

Mind’s racing, engaging theorizing all possible outcomes. Now, here’s where most people fuck up in attempting to be cool, they tend to ride this emotional wave into doing some courageous action. This is where awkward interactions happen, here’s a tip use meditation to refocus the mind to the now. Eliminate the “impure” thoughts, engage them as if you’re not trying to sleep with her because women can easily see it. I make my “move”.

Entrepreneur Tip: Execution of a mediocre idea yields more results than doing nothing with a brilliant idea.

Go with something simple, don’t compliment them, unless it’s truly genuine and original. The tricky part about compliments is where do you go from that?

You: Nice scarf.

Her: Thank You.

You: *What the fuck you gonna say? Where you get it? Why the fuck would a guy want an orange floral scarf? You gay? (nothing against gay guys but yeah gay isn’t the best sexuality to be when you’re a guy trying to pick up girls).

Dialogue:

Here’s what I said: “Excuse me” *wait for her to react*

Her: *looks up annoyed* “Yes”?

Me: “You’re reading one of my favorite books, how’d you like it so far?”

Her: *smiling, smiling’s good* “It’s amazing, blah blah”

Let her do the talking, all of it, even if she pauses, actually listen to her and let her talk until she asks you a question. After the conversation about the book dies down, you’ll want to pivot the conversation, to a more interesting/personal level.

Now, here’s the tricky part that many people struggle with, you’ve started a conversation, at what point do you move the convo to a more personal level? Simple, got this from my man Tim Ferriss, ask them “Where, are you from?”, “What’s your cultural background?”, they’ll tell you XXX place, being in NYC so many exciting places! And the story leads on from there, let them tell the story “Why NYC? University? Work? Vacation?”, keep going one rung after another into the other’s personal lives.

Here’s the main obstacle, how you number close? Especially on a fucking train yeah? Simple, you create a situation, where you force or make the problem of getting her number urgent. For me, it was pretending to get off a couple of stops early, make your INTENTIONS CLEAR! Or meh, you’ll gain a friend, which is pretty good currency nowadays, the friend zone isn’t a degradation, you’re someone’s friend. The degrading part is that a person is too scared to ADMIT their feelings, that’s the sad part, that they grovel in the friend zone.

Entrepreneur Tip: Create an illusion of scarcity and limitations to get customers to jump at you.

I used: “Hey, I’ll hate to end our conversation here but I have to get off the next stop, if you don’t mind can we exchange contact information?” Don’t be like “Can I get yo numba?”, you want to project, that you’re a man, not some illiterate high school kid.

You could use “Maybe, we can get coffee sometime?” Classic, she’ll know what’s up, women spend their entire lifetimes dropping hints.

Or something like “I really like you and I’ll be kicking myself all day if I don’t ask for your number”. Easy & genuine lines guys, no need for “Did it hurt” bullshit.

The next stop was rolling up, I handed her my phone with my business card on top, she typed in her number and we’re gonna meet Friday night. Business card, if you wanna play the “yeah I actually have a job card”, mine says student on it though 0.0 Got mine from www.moo.com

Pro Tip: Keep your wallpaper mad boring or something inoffensive and put a todo widget and list of goals open on phone ;).