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He reminds her that not only does she need the form from him, but his permission, which he won't give her. Orange Is the New Black is interesting about pretty much everything, but its portrayal of marriage and the idea of marriage is particularly fascinating. Piper is lying to herself, as we know, that marrying Larry (Jason Biggs) will mean something — and he chooses to believe her (for now). In Healy's case, as we also know, he is married to a mail-order bride who despises him. "Marriage is a privilege," he tells Piper here. "And to use one of your own delightful phrases, go fuck yourself." (Also, I hadn't noticed that he's carrying Funyuns in this scene, and that is amazing.)