deuce: LOOKS LIKE YOUR KITTY WEDGED HIMSELF INSIDE AN ALHAMBRA WATER JUG AND SUFFOCATED TO DEATH pants: CAT LOAF!!!!!!! deuce: YOUR OTHER CAT IS STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT deuce: BECAUSE A CAR BACKED OVER ITS HEAD AND BROKE ITS JAW IN THREE PLACES pants: I CALL THEM ***BLEPS*** deuce: YOUR DOG'S WATER BOWL HAS BEEN EMPTY FOR THREE DAYS deuce: HE FOUND A BAG OF HERSHEY'S KISSES AND HE'S LITERALLY HAVING A SEIZURE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU pants: THAT GOOD BOYE IS GOING MLEM deuce: YOUR OTHER DOG IS SO UNHAPPY IN THIS TINY TOILET CAGE YOU CALL AN APARTMENT deuce: HE'S FRANTIC TO ESCAPE 24 HOURS A DAY pants: MY DOGGO LOVES HIS ZOOMIES!!!! spigot: YOUR TOUCAN BIT MY DICK OFF pants: BIRBS