Woke up this morning to a surprise. my Santa never marked my gift as shipped so imagine my surprise when i saw it sitting on my counter. For 60 years one question has plagued my family, can the Cleveland Browns make a grown man happy? The answer to that it no. But the question can a Cleveland Browns tee shirt make a grown man happy? Yes, yes it can. Because the only two constants in Cleveland Browns football are misery and unwavering devotion from us dumbass loyal fans. Thank you Santa, the level of my appreciation may not be realized by reading this post but that's only because im no good with the whole "having the words and them coming out good" thing.

So this morning I woke up to get things ready for my daughters birthday party and yet again, I find a package sitting on my counter. "What the hell is this?" I asked myself. I didn't order anything. "It has my reddit name on it, is it another gift?" Yes my friends, it was. A book, The Science of Superheroes and Space Warriors. I didn't even know this was a thing. I have only read the first page as of right now but it definitely sounds really interesting. I love the science behind how things work. I am having a full on nerdgasm right now.

Went outside to get the mail tonight and yet another package from my Santa. In the "What skill do you want to learn" section I put " learn to talk to women/people. I am very shy and don't know how to start conversations with random people. So my Santa being the badass that he is sent me How to Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie. I have heard about this book before but never really put much thought into it. According to everyone, this book is the best guide to making friends. I'm definitely going to give it a read.

Yet once again I woke up to a package, this time it was by my front door. I opened the package to find a note sitting on top. The note explains that the FOUR gifts inside are for my daughter. Also that I could open them myself or let her open them. I have decided to let her open them when she comes back to my house. I read the spoilers that were written at the bottom of the note and let just tell you how much she is going to love them. She just turned 8 on Friday the 12th, two are books and she loves to read, one is a travel bag set which will be perfect for vacation in June, and the forth is Uno which she absolutely loves. Santa, you kicked serious ass this year. I hope your Santa was as awesome as you.