Good beer! $7.99 here at your local Ohio port! If you're a pirate, you may feel the need to blast the store with cannon shot and just take the booty that is yours. Not recommended. That would be illegal in Ohio, just pull out your doubloons and pay for it. If you think this is bad for your pirate reputation, just say a couple of mean things to the clerk and tell him he is lucky you don't skewer him with your cutlass! Problem solved.

Musical Pairing- Iron Maiden "Live after Death" Track 6 - Rime of the Ancient Mariner

A classic! Listen to the nightmare of the sea! Water, Water, everywhere but not a drop to drink! If only someone would have remembered the casks of beer in the cargo hold! Once again, curse defeated, problem solved! At over 13 minutes long it's a good thing this beer comes in 22 ounce bottles! Also of interest, the more Plank 1 I drink the more Eddie and the pirate look alike! I wonder if they are related? Seriously, put Eddie's hair on the pirate and tell me they don't look alike!