See what I did there with the whole 'out of this world' thing? Well it's a lie, the shoes are actually here on earth. I just did that for dramatic effect. Also, that little flourish with my cape. Yes, I wear a cape now. These are custom Starcraft sneakers made by footwear customizers Diversitile for Starcraft (NOT Witchcraft) lover Petey. This is only the Zerg design though, you'll have to hit the jump to see the Protoss and Terran ones. Or don't, it's no skin off my wiener. Well, maybe just a little since I had to spend some time editing the pictures. And speaking of spending time: a lady of the night dirty prosty actually asked me that the other night. She was all, "hey mister -- wanna spend some time?" Oh boy, I spent some time alright. Running.

Hit the jump for the other two worthwhile designs and a bunch of closeups.



StarCraft 2 Shoes [imgur] (with more, high-res pictures)

and

Why Wear One Pair Of StarCraft Sneakers When You Can Rock Three? [kotaku]

Thanks to Miss Bowser, who agrees Starcraft shoes are cool and all, but World of Warcraft flip-flops -- those are the hot shit.