Homer Simpson may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star—until now, anyway, what with the release of the thoroughly necessary Simpsons: The XXX Parody. “Ever wonder what the Simpsons would look like in real life?” asks the film’s NSFW official website. “Or better yet… If they were fucking???” Well, of course, what Simpsons fan hasn’t pondered that, and then thrown his teaching career away trying to find out? Fortunately the film seems to omit the Simpsons children entirely, so you won’t find yourself in court for watching the sort-of SFW (it is a porn trailer, after all) preview below. To atone for the absence of Bart and Lisa et al., it even includes such tertiary supporting characters as McBain and Cookie Kwan alongside regulars such as Moe, Barney, and Flanders—all of whom seem to have some vested interest in Marge and Homer making a sex tape. Anyway, it must be said, that’s a pretty solid Homer impression. Mmmm, unnerving. [via BoingBoing. Pic via Fleshbot (NSFW)]