In this game made by sadist author Jeuiop lets you control the man from the world famous do not litter icon who despite his urology problems is armed with nothing but his naked wiener and forced to take down machine gun nests, huge, respawning cannonballs and agile carnivorous birds. How do we know he is using nothing but piss as his weapon? Well because no other projectile a human can expel has such ridiculously handicapped range. Bullets, arrows, stones, turds - everything else can be shot/trown further by human body and only piss is limited to the few feet we are given here. And how do we know this guy has urology problems? Well the protagonist is not able to piss in a continuous stream and is limited to tiny droplets that are just right for the thin and agile birds to pass trough.

How hard is this game? As hard as fighting cannons and beasts with just your piss sounds like it is. To add to the sadistic difficulty each time you die a cross appears that blinks with an intensity that is guaranteed to induce seizures in epileptic players, especially when you bypass the 100 death mark that happens about two minutes in this game. And even if you are not epileptic - the plain and boringly ugly graphics style of this game is going to get you and drive you mad.

This game also thinks it needs wall sticking - because after Super Meat boy every little stupid game author thinks he need to copy Super Meat Boy and add wall sticking. You know what you could copy in the first place? Decent graphics with color. And actual responsive controls. And you should have copied fun. Above all else the game needs to be fun and this one definitely isn't.

In short I reccomend everyone ignore his game. Working at McDonalds for free as a toilet cleaner is as much fun as this game is.

If you want to know how this game ends I will spoil it to you so you don't have to play this sadistic bore. In the end some other guy is fucking the female agent you want to save, your protagonist sees that and commits suicide. There now you don't have to play this game and commit suicide yourself by trying to bypass it. You are welcome.