Kite Patch Makes You Invisible To Mosquitos

It’s summertime and everyone is complaining mosquito bites. Me? I’ve got a clever solution to avoid the problem. It’s called being a hermit and never opening your windows. It’s pretty effective, but some people actually like sunshine and human interaction (go figure right?) so it doesn’t work for everyone. Luckily some super smart researchers and sciency types have invented a small patch that makes you pretty much invisible to mosquitoes. Right now they’re raising money on Indiegogo to send the Kite Patch to parts of the world affected by malaria and other diseases carried by mosquitoes. For just $10 you can provide a 5 pack of Kites to a family in need. And if you pledge $85 you’ll not only send 100 day supply to a family in need, you’ll also get some for yourself. Suck it mosquitoes! Oh wait, don’t! That’s the point!