How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA? Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary, and we don't need anymore lawsuits. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. You boys know how to shovel coal?

I made a huge tiny mistake. Don't ask "Can I"… ask "I Can!" She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting hard. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.

Are you sure this isn't her sister? Mrs Veal: What a lovely thing to say. Michael: That's an awful thing to say. Let me take off my assistant's skirt and put on my Barbra-Streisand-in-The-Prince-of-Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw.

What about macaroni – let me finish – salad? I hear the jury's still out on science. Yeah, well, have you seen the new Mustang? You could hump that hood. I should be in this Poof. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

Go ahead, touch the Cornballer. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster. Annyong. Nellie is blowing them all AWAY. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed.

Teamocil. [Stabbing Gob] White power! Gob: I'm white! Let the great experiment begin! I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire. - Lucille Bluth. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Daddy horny, Michael. It's a jetpack, Michael. What could possibly go wrong?

I didn't get into this business to please sophomore Tracy Schwartzman, so… onward and upward. On… Why, Tracy?! Why?!! They frame my junk. No borders, no limits… go ahead, touch the Cornballer… you know best? I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. First I blow him, then I poke him. Happy Franklin Friday. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding.

He… she… what's the difference? Oh hear, hear. In the dark, it all looks the same. Oh, yes, there absolutely will be a margarita made in my mouth. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Well, that certainly leaves me out. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Hahahahah! The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! I think I might have someone who's going to circumvrent the law.

A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? Popcorn shrimp… with club sauce. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a… she's the belle of the ball! Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. Heyyyy uncle father Oscar.