(16:02:52) sahdee: Lolz tell us a story

(16:02:55) Lolzrfunni: Hush little muffmuff, don't say a word, cause lolzis gonna buy you a mocking bird

(16:02:57) (Luuk): Sahdee kick it

(16:03:07) (is_asleep): ;-;

(16:03:08) Lolzrfunni: Oooh a story?

(16:03:14) Lolzrfunni: OK then!

(16:03:20) (Luuk): lolz go sleep

(16:03:21) (Luuk): pls

(16:03:23) (Luuk): for me

(16:03:25) (is_asleep): tell them about good old birmingham

(16:03:26) (Luuk): is 4 am

(16:03:31) Lolzrfunni: but its midday

(16:03:34) sahdee: It's morning for Lolz

(16:03:37) (is_asleep): exactly lolz, go to sleep :)

(16:03:41) Lolzrfunni: Anyway, my story

(16:03:45) Lolzrfunni: Erhen

(16:04:01) Lolzrfunni: One day, wee baby Lolzi had to go to school

(16:04:12) (Luuk): DB

(16:04:15) (Luuk): go sleep

(16:04:17) (Luuk): plsies

(16:04:25) Lolzrfunni: Unfortunately, his regular bus, le 76 to kings Heath, was not running

(16:04:27) sahdee: shh, Lolz is trying

(16:04:39) Lolzrfunni: Lolzi had to get to school in time

(16:04:44) Lolzrfunni: So he got on the six

(16:04:49) (is_asleep): I'll go to sleep in 7 minutes 21 seconds

(16:04:51) Lolzrfunni: And went past robin hood roundabout

(16:04:57) Lolzrfunni: Down the a-34

(16:05:01) Lolzrfunni: Into hall green

(16:05:14) Lolzrfunni: And got off near Birmingham city college

(16:05:25) Lolzrfunni: But now... He had to face his worse fear...

(16:05:29) Lolzrfunni: The infamous

(16:05:32) Lolzrfunni: The drugged up

(16:05:36) Lolzrfunni: And terrifying

(16:05:42) Lolzrfunni: 11c Outer Circle

(16:05:50) Lolzrfunni: Birmingham's longest bus route

(16:05:56) Lolzrfunni: Britain's longest bus route

(16:06:02) Lolzrfunni: Europe's longest bus route

(16:06:16) Lolzrfunni crowd gasps

(16:06:17) sahdee: World's longest bus route

(16:06:24) sahdee: :O

(16:06:39) Lolzrfunni: So lolzi got on the 11c

(16:06:43) Lolzrfunni: And was greeted

(16:06:48) Lolzrfunni: By a druggy!

(16:07:03) (is_asleep): coventry has a longer route

(16:07:20) Lolzrfunni: The druggy got off the bus, overpowering the entire room witht eh smell of weed

(16:07:27) Lolzrfunni: But lolzi struggled on

(16:07:46) Lolzrfunni: And climbed to... The top deck of the 11c Outer Circle!

(16:08:16) Lolzrfunni: and, even worse, the only seat left

(16:08:23) Lolzrfunni: Was right at the back

(16:08:33) Lolzrfunni: THE MOST DANGEROUS BUS SEAT IN BRITAIN

(16:08:42) Lolzrfunni: would he be stabbed?

(16:08:48) Lolzrfunni: Be injected with drugs?

(16:08:58) Lolzrfunni: Have to sit next to a couple having sex?

(16:09:07) Lolzrfunni: Be involved in a bottle fight?

(16:09:43) ChatBot: (Luuk) has been logged out (Timeout).

(16:09:43) Lolzrfunni: "WOT ARR YOO DOIN HERE"

(16:09:56) Lolzrfunni: Lolzi quaked in fear

(16:10:17) Lolzrfunni: The druggy bloke pulled out a knife

(16:10:39) Lolzrfunni: "YOO NEED TOO PAY A FEE TO GET ON DIS SEET"

(16:10:48) sahdee: 8o

(16:10:52) Lolzrfunni: "What is it?" Asked baby lolzi

(16:11:10) Lolzrfunni: "I NEED ABOUT TREE FIDDY"

(16:11:20) Lolzrfunni: And then it was revealed

(16:11:20) (is_asleep): fuck you

(16:11:30) Lolzrfunni: That the druggy was in fact a 300 foot monster

(16:11:35) (is_asleep): I was getting into this story

(16:11:40) Lolzrfunni: From the paelintholic era

(16:11:41) (is_asleep): you betrayed me lolz

(16:12:13) Lolzrfunni: :D

(16:14:01) sahdee: I believed in you Lolz

(16:15:36) (is_asleep): your story worked though

(16:15:45) (is_asleep): you disappointed me to the point where I'm going to bed