Dear anonymous Redditor,

I received a slip through my mail today telling me I had a parcel waiting on the otherside of campus for me to collect - I tried to work out what it could be: any one of the ten things I have ordered from Amazon (I think I went crazy at one point, must join Amazonholics Annonymous), but it was none of these, it was mych better than that!

I would like to thank you for your feline themed gift and inform you that I shall be dining on "Gourmet" Cat Flavoured Pate with Steamed Kitten tonight, whilst sipping on coffee from my new mug.

And in case you were worring about dessert - you fixed that for me too! Ferrero Cat! I am not disappointed.

Many thanks

katiefrazer92 :)