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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 6 hours ago

What do you think posting like that is accomplishing? What's the point of trying to piss me off?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 5 hours ago

I like it when the bacon is crisp at the edges but slightly soft in the middle, so when you tear into it your incisors slice through the flesh but then you've got to twist your head and tear with your canines. It reminds me that I've got canine teeth and only one stomach for a reason. And then the dopamine spikes because my brain knows that meat is fantastic.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 5 hours ago

Why are you doing this?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

Because I'm an arsehole who goes from subreddit to subreddit peddling my bullshit two-bit quasi-religion, preaching about what other people should eat as if that's the most important issue in the world.

Wait. No I'm not.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

There's nothing religious about veganism. It's based on secular ethical arguments.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

Also, I'd say the unnecessary killing of trillions of animals who are mostly kept in awful conditions for their entire lives is a pretty serious issue. I'm stunned that more people don't think it is.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

You know who else kills animals? Other animals. Murderous little bastards should be put in jail. Baleen whales are worse than the Holocaust! Think of the krill! Someone, please, please think of the krill!

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

"Here. I have some reading material for you. Have you considered letting Peter Singer into your life?"

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

Other animals aren't capable of moral thought or being convinced by reasoned arguments.

Your comparison would get you laughed at by anyone who knows the first thing about these issues.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

It's amazing the lengths people go to in order to avoid thinking and remain comfortable. Well, color me unsurprised by your attitude and behavior. Your replies are remarkably predictable and mundane. Bravo m

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

Other animals aren't capable of moral thought or being convinced by reasoned arguments.

Which is precisely why I am under no obligation not to kill them. There's no moral agency to protect

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

Why, it's almost like I don't take you seriously at all.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

They are moral patients though. The fact that something isn't a moral agent doesn't imply you can treat it however you want. Are you against torturing animals? I hope so. What are your reasons for being against animal torture?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

That's all nice and everything, but it's all irrelevant.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

You are welcome to can things irrelevant all you want, just be aware that it has no bearing on the facts of the matter.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

It's kinda funny how you're so afraid of being inconsistent that you can't even explain why you think torturing animals is wrong. And if you don't think it's wrong, you probably need to take a good long look in the mirror.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

Do you take yourself seriously? Or is this just a long troll? You seem like a Randroid, except instead of Rand Paul you worship at the altar of vegan utilitarianism. I'm not sure this isn't just performance art.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

I never said anything of the kind. But please, feel free to beat that strawman to death. I heard he's racist.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

I asked, you refused to respond, I speculated about your intentions. That's not a straw man. Keep throwing that word around, maybe someone won't notice that you've completely failed to explain your views.

Why don't you answer the simple questions I ask? Are you okay with torturing animals? Why or why not?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

The strawman also said he likes bacon.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

Yeah just retreat into dumb jokes again, that's probably because you know you don't have good answers for such simple questions. Life must be hard when you struggle to justify seemingly obviously beliefs consistently

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 4 hours ago

You type a lot of bullshit that I can't be arsed reading. Meanwhile, that cheeky strawman slept with your mother.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 3 hours ago

Your insults make you sound like a child. Are you a child?

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 3 hours ago

Also, is reading difficult for you?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 3 hours ago

No, just discretionary.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 3 hours ago

Mom, the weird man with chicken feathers in his fly is talking to me again.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 3 hours ago

And you think you're a reliable judge if what is or isn't worth reading?

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 3 hours ago

Yeah, more childish jokes. Quick, make light of the fact that you refuse to think hard about stuff!

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 3 hours ago

Who the fuck comes to subredditdramadrama to think hard?

What's wrong with you?

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 3 hours ago

Even if we weren't in there you'd still refuse to contemplate these issues. We're PMing now, not posting there.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 2 hours ago

So I suggest you're a two-bit still for a bullshit neoreligion and you PM me to proselytise further? Hahahaha.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 2 hours ago

Could you try to explain what's religious about veganism? I bet you can't!

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 2 hours ago

You're proselytising.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 2 hours ago

You're right. But so are lots of people campaigning for worthy causes.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 2 hours ago

The actual worthy causes, you mean? Ha.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 1 hour ago

And why don't you think veganism is a worthy cause?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 1 hour ago

Why would I? I'm not obliged to accept it as a given, and then explain why I don't believe the incontrovertible truth.

Again, you're positing it as if it's a religion. "Why don't you believe in our Lord and Saviour, veganism?"

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 1 hour ago

Why would I?

Because suffering is bad maybe? Because, well, if you know much about ethics, it's pretty obvious?

Again, you're positing it as if it's a religion. "Why don't you believe in our Lord and Saviour, veganism?"

Please recognize the difference between acting like a religious person and veganism being a religion. It's not a religion even if I try to convert people.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 1 hour ago

Hahaha. "If you were already converted, you'd know why! Our Lord and Saviour, veganism, knows all and sees all! Let veganism into your heart!"

You're sounding more and more cult-like by the message, dude. You don't even have the introspection to realise it.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 1 hour ago

I bet people campaigning for gay or civil rights sound the same way. Are they wrong? Should they stop?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent an hour ago

Sapient animals are sapient.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent an hour ago

Every time you ignore a question of mine, I can't help but think that you're afraid of answering it.

You know that people campaigning for other worthy causes sound the same. That's why your dismissal of my arguments based upon the fact that I'm proselytizing is inconsistent.

Let me ask you again just so I can watch you not answer it:

Why is torturing animals wrong? Or is it not wrong?

You're going to ignore this question. So much of what you've said has been remarkably mundane and predictable.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent an hour ago

I simply don't give a fuck what you think.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent an hour ago

I just looked at your history. You're a lawyer, eh? No wonder you can't help but frame this as a battle. No wonder you love drama so much. But framing discussions like battles is not how you learn. I can tell that you're at least halfway capable of understanding arguments in favor of veganism. If you think it's silly, you need to engage these arguments in order to have a justified belief.

Let's say I thought X was legal. You said "but there's lots of case law about similar situations that you need to look into to make sure your belief is justified". What would you do if I said that I don't give a fuck? Would you think that my belief was justified? Would it actually be justified until I engaged the case law?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent an hour ago

The longer you make your comments, the less I care to read them.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent an hour ago

You are willfully ignorant.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent an hour ago

Because I won't listen to a True Believer? Hahaha. I just think you're fucking nuts, dude.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent an hour ago

Because you actively ignore points that are made that directly counter your views.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent an hour ago

I'm not even reading them. I don't give a flying fuck what you think. I thought this was clear.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 41 minutes ago

It's not about what I think. It's about being justified. Do you care about having justified beliefs?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 37 minutes ago

Why the fuck would I feel the need to justify myself to you? I care so little about what you think I won't even read your comments, why would I want you as a moral arbiter. Are you slow?

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 36 minutes ago

Again, it's not about me. I'm not the arbiter of morality, rationality is. Don't you care about being rational?

Can you please stop acting like this is a fight between me and you? It's between you and rationality.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 34 minutes ago

Hahahahahaha. Holy fucking shit. You think your viewpoint is rationality?

Holy fucking arrogance. You're on Tom Cruise's level. Scratch that, you're the new Jaden Smith.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 33 minutes ago

It's not merely my viewpoint. If I didn't exist, the arguments would still be out there and you'd probably still be intentionally ignoring then.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 31 minutes ago

Oh but it is, pet.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 30 minutes ago

Listen to yourself.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 25 minutes ago

I see me trolling, yo' hatin', something something, i 'unno, I didn't even read!

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 13 minutes ago

do you really want to be the kind of person who spends their time trying to piss people off on the internet?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 11 minutes ago

Yes. Again, I repeat: I simply do not give a flying fuck what you think.

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 9 minutes ago

Now you've hard your turn to plug your bullshit, please, allow me mine.

Have you considered taking origami into your heart? The joys of a proper fold are transcendent. Everything you need to know about life is found in origami. Ignore the paper cuts and embrace the minor imperfections of an near-ideal fold.

Praise be upon paper.

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[–]from yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent 6 minutes ago

There are prominent academics who write about veganism.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_L._Francione

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Regan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Korsgaard

Do you know of any that write about origami?

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[–]to yourlycantbsrs [-2] sent a minute ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about origami, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the origami academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret folding raids on Penguin Books, and I have over 300 confirmed folds. I am trained in paper warfare and I’m the top folder in the entire US paperfolding Olympic Team. You are nothing to me but just another blank sheet of paper. I will fold you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that folds out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fold you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in paper combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Staedler craft knife company and I will use it to its full extent to fold your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fold fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.