Listen up… It is hard to believe but the guys of Top Gear have taken responsibility for the eruption of Iceland’s Eyjafallajökull. Yeah right! We all know that they were spotted using Toyota’s mighty Hilux on the ice and fire of a volcano somewhere in Iceland. It now seems that they were on the slopes of the Eyjafallajökull just hours before its eruption brought chaos to the skies of Europe.

The vehicles used for the expedition were prepared by specialist firm Arctic Trucks to the same extreme environment specification as the Hilux used by Jeremy Clarkson and James May for their historic polar expedition. With giant low pressure 38 inch tyres, the go-anywhere Hilux had the measure of every challenge in its path as it made its way through ice and snow towards the volcano’s fiery heart.

The event was described as added proof that “Top Gear is responsible for almost every evil in the modern world.”

So now we know where to send our extra bills and transportations cost! Anybody knows the address of the BBC…