Have a Captain Cook at this. Nollsy would be all over this like a 16-year-old on their first date.

Oz' favourite lager - back when you could buy a pack of Winnie Blue's for less a fiver - is now on sale an Uncle Dan's. Might be okay with some spag bol, but I rather some warm custard that this

See ya later like a baked potato - hooroo ya nobs

ps - even the passion pop is on special for missus