Before your child learns to count by two’s and tie their shoes, what is the single most important lesson they should know? “Never get high on your own supply” The Scarface Activity Book will teach them just that! Follow Tony Montana as he navigates through his most ambitious task yet: Fatherhood. This is a must-have for cinema-goers and new parents alike. In a world where your entertainment is centered around your child’s favorite Dora episodes, its refreshing to indulge in the drug-crazed sentiment of the early 80’s. Here’s a gem from the book:

Who knew that our guy Tony would turn into a stay at home mom?