Denmark 1986 Not everyone can wear everything and some people can wear anything, but only Danish Dynamite could pull off this rare Hummel jazzer – as evidenced when Southampton took a shy a year later. The pinstriped half is close to preposterous, but somehow, it avoids looking like an albino’s test card and just works. Meanwhile, arrows and crest added purpose and gravitas respectively, the accompanying tracksuits some of the most obviously comfortable ever coveted by wasters and sloths. Very few kits could not only retain their identity upon being turned into bags and mugs, but still prompt that joyous burst of recognition, thrill and nostalgia. Snuggling the torsos of Laudrup and Elkjaer can do that to a polymer.