An “Is My Son Gay?” Android App Exists

The App includes the following questions:

1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits and brand names?

2. Does he like football?

3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl?

4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight?

5. Does he read sports magazines?

6. Does he have a best friend

7. Does he like team sports?

8. Is he prudish/modest?

9. Does he like diva singers?

10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom

11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing

12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?

13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son’s sexual orientation?

14. Are you divorced?

15. Does he like musical comedies?

16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?

17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?

18. In your family is the father absent?

19. Was he shy as a child?

20. Is he close to his father?

Is this what homosexuality has been boiled down to? An affinity for divas and a bad relationship with a father figure? Attention to fashion trends and divorced parents? Just when I think we’re making advances, something like this comes out and I’m reminded of all the idiots who still think homosexuality can be defined by stereotypes. You want to know what makes your son gay? He craves dick. It’s not whether or not he has a best friend or is shy - it’s the fact that he wants dick.

Want to know an easier way to figure out if your son is gay? Try providing an accepting, open-dialogue based, healthy living environment where he knows he’s loved no matter what. You won’t have to buy the app, he’ll just tell you.