but how on Earth am I going to grade 24 final essays, write 24 report cards, and organize 24 portfolios in the next week while being tempted by these riches waiting on my nightstand?? Seriously, faced with a stack of five paragraph essays written by eleven-year-olds or the entirety of Saga by Brian K. Vaughan (only my favorite writer in all of comics), which would YOU pick?

So, maybe I won't get all of that year end work done after all. Are final report cards really that important? I hope not...