Sup, Millennials? Do you miss the grainy texture of a movie as it spools through your VHS player? Did you love the way big epic movies used to be cropped to fit your square TV, missing half of the picture? Does the idea of adjusting the tracking bar on a tape player make you tingle? Do you salivate at the idea of—wait for it—rewinding?

Urban Outfitters has made a killing on kitschy nostalgia; they previously claimed they were the world's number-one retailer of vinyl records (which has been debunked). And now Urban Outfitters continues to seize our horniness for the '90s with new, inexplicably bizarre products: mystery packs of VHS tapes, curated by Studiohouse Designs. Each pack will be different (and there are multiple genres, ranging from to to ). And the most intriguing part? These packages of tapes will only cost you 40 bucks.

Studiohouse Designs Assorted ‘90s Comedy VHS Tape - Set Of 5 Studiohouse Designs urbanoutfitters.com $40.00 SHOP NOW

Now, I'm no expert on economics, generally, and as a '90s kid who loved movies, I certainly spent too much of my allowance on movies. I distinctly remember the pleasure of a Friday evening trip to Wal-Mart; while my mom wandered through the groceries and my dad wasted time in the hardware section, I would pore over the hundreds of movies in the electronics department, all but diving into those big bins of plastic-wrapped VHS tapes. And while I'm admittedly a big dumb-dumb when it comes to finances and how much things are worth (remind me to show you my savings account balance sometime), I do remember that VHS tapes were not very expensive, even in the '90s. In fact, by the end of the decade, I remember paying five bucks for most of them, and they were new!

So you can, I hope, understand why I am a little confused about the pricing here. Forty bucks for five movies? On VHS? Which comes down to eight dollars for a movie? An old movie? A used old movie? That you could likely stream online for free—or, at the very least, for half the price? I feel like I have so many more questions that I cannot quite articulate because I'm so baffled, so I will end this declarative sentence with a question mark just to reiterate my compete and utter confusion?

I am not sure who this product is for, as I imagine an antiquated analog video recording enthusiast might already be making such purchases at, say, a church-affiliated thrift store where VHS tapes would run around two to three dollars at best. Maybe an atheist who strongly desires their VHS purchase to be specially curated is willing to shill out too much money because they value the experience of shopping more than anything else. Does that person even have a VCR? (Urban Outfitters does not sell them, I checked.) Is decorating with Starship Troopers and Bring It On tape boxes now part of a design movement, and I'm just blissfully unaware because I'm still buying Criterion Collection Blu-rays?

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