A life-changing moment happened, yesterday: Lily Allen blocked me on Twitter.

The 32-year-old - who famously hates borders - built a virtual wall between us after I corrected her "logic" on Wireless festival's man-heavy line-up.

8 Author Peter Lloyd says Lily Allen has steadily become the UK equivalent of Lena Dunham Credit: Getty - Contributor

Defeated by common sense, she retreated into the comfort of her safe space - and out of my notifications forever.

Some might consider this to be an achievement, but not me. How could I? As the author of "meninist" book Stand By Your Manhood - and someone who loves to laugh at the illiberal left - I've lost some of the best unintentional comedy on my timeline.

Forget Netflix and chill. She's tweet and wet yourself.

That's because Lily has steadily become the UK equivalent of Lena Dunham - a toe-curling lefty who regularly locks Britain's population in a full-body cringe with her weird rantings.

8 The tribute that Lily Allen accused of 'celebrating colonialism' was removed from Dollis Hill underground station Credit: @lilyallen

Most recently, she hit the headlines for claiming London Underground were "celebrating colonialism".

The reality? They were simply observing the historic significance of yesterday's date, which marked 139 years since British troops defended Rorke's Drift, in a battle during the Anglo-Zulu War in 1879.

Brilliantly, a military man schooled her ignorance and shut the nonsense down, but if Lily's past behaviour is any guide, it won't have taught her anything.

8 Peter Lloyd is the author of Stand By Your Manhood Credit: Peter Lloyd

Earlier this month she claimed in a TV appearance that women deserve higher wages than men because their "shelf life" is shorter.

"Women working on screen sadly have a shelf life not dissimilar to that of a premiership footballers (happy to be proven wrong) till that changes, their pay should reflect that," she said.

"They should get more than their male counterparts, or men should get less than them, rather."

How bizarre considering she's always banging on about the importance of equal pay, but - then again - we shouldn't expect anything less.

8 Lily Allen's Twitter spat with Chris Eubank Jr in October 2017

She recently tweeted about the urgent need to "respect women", yet seems to have forgotten that her debut album contained a track called Not Big, which derided men for their penis size.

She followed this up with a 2009's Not Fair, which also humiliated blokes who fail to display Herculean abilities in the bedroom.

Kinder, gentler politics? Not here. Which is the great irony of Lily Allen.

My personal fave was when she struggled to resolve her hatred of men with her trendy feminism and all-encompassing love for Muslims.

8 Lily Allen tweeting about the Rochdale groomers

When asked if the victims of Rochdale's grooming gangs would've been raped "if the attackers had not been allowed into the UK", she implied it didn't matter - because they would've been abused by somebody else anyway.

Impaling herself on a paradox, she quipped: "Actually, there's a strong possibility they would have been raped and abused by somebody else at some point. That's kind of the issue".

She later apologised, but - keen to virtue-signal - couldn't resist making it all about her, saying: "Being able to accept responsibility and apologise is a strength, not a weakness."

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so cried laughing instead.

8 Lily Allen rowed with former EDL leader Tommy Robinson in January 2017

Even with Twitter's recently-expanded character limit, there's still not enough room to accommodate her huge moral inconsistencies which have become a tragic trademark of the left.

In 2016, Lily came under fire when she apologised to Calais migrants on Britain’s behalf – insisting she would "100 per cent" take in a refugee herself. Except, shortly before Christmas, she claimed she was unable to move back to her Notting Hill flat because Italian tenants were claiming "diplomatic immunity".

8 Lily Allen is strongly opposed to Brexit

"Meant to be moving back into my flat this week, but my tenants just dropped that they can't find anywhere to go up to their standards," she wrote.

"Then they said they're diplomats and have diplomatic immunity and there's nothing I can do about it. So, who fancies a family of 3 for Xmas?"

Unsurprisingly, the unfortunate tenants later clarified the reality of the situation - explaining that they'd had only asked to stay a few more days and were "astonished" by her claims.

Seemingly embarrassed by all the drama, Lily then protected her tweets.

8 Lily Allen visiting migrants in the Calais Jungle where she apologised on behalf of the UK Credit: BBC

Many assumed this to take virtual shelter from all the well-deserved ribbing, but I'm less generous in my analysis. I'd argue she's actually avoiding fact. Specifically, the truth that the left is no longer liberal - and neither is she.

Don't believe me? Despite constantly lecturing the world about racism, ageism and sexism, she recently said: "Going out on a limb here, but maybe THE RICH WHITE MEN WHO CONTROL EVERYTHING feel threatened by what I have to say."

No, Lily. We just want the rich pop star to change the record.