A Niche Service

You don't need a Roku. You just need a friend like me.

I'm here to help, people. You have shows you love to watch. You also have a busy schedule. I understand that. But now, for a fraction of the cost of a refurbished Roku XD 1080p Streaming Player, you can get the exact same service from me.



Because I'm willing to act out your favorite shows.

Hear me out! Roku lets you stream over 100,000 movies and TV shows from all kinds of online streaming services like Netflix, Hulu, and more. Well I already spend all day watching that stuff anyway! So I can just come over and act out what's going on. You'd prefer to use your Roku to listen to music on Pandora or your iTunes playlists? Fine! I can pick up pretty much any song if you hum a few bars.



Now I know you're thinking the 1080p HD of the Roku is hard to beat, but I'm real life. What's higher definition than that? Roku works with pretty much any TV, sure. But with me you don't even NEED a TV! Instant replay? No prob, I can make the little rewind-y noise with my mouth. Constantly expanding library? Sure thing, I can watch more stuff all the time.



As for the price, I did mention it was only a fraction of the cost. That fraction happens to be 99/100ths of the sale price.

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