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As Hogg put it, "These are the people who could be expected to show no psychological effects in the communities which have suffered the severest losses."

So when the day inevitably comes that your family is crouching over the smoking husk of your sedan in a vain attempt to heat your last can of Beanie Weenies, just remember: It's the heroic psychopaths who are out there protecting your helpless ass from the wolfskin-wearing gangs of bandits. As for the fact that they're also the ones who caused this whole apocalypse in the first place, try not to think about it. After all, it's been the case since Day 1: There are unfeeling pod people all around you, and for better or worse, they run this shit.

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