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Hitler has a firm opinion on showboating! Let's all reunite with him and #maketagprogreatagain

Hitler finds out about showboating PSA

00:00 - 00:03 This is our capping plan on Constriction:

00:04 - 00:05 The support uses the bomb to have a clear grab

00:05 - 00:07 Then the FC takes the superboost, eventually getting the pup

00:08 - 00:12 The defenders than shall start blocking to the left

00:12 - 00:15 Finally the FC takes the boosts here and here and has the path clear

00:17 - 00:19 Also set up a big showboat for last cap,

00:19 - 00:22 I want to pay them back with the same coin after that stupid baoting in Normandy.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer..

00:27 - 00:28 .. the devs ...

00:31 - 00:33 ... the devs made a PSA where they clearly told that

00:34 - 00:36 a showboat on last caps causes an instant ban.

00:53 - 00:58 Whoever used !mods to report boating leaves the room now.

01:13 - 01:15 PLS!!

01:15 - 01:17 FFS!!!

01:18 - 01:23 Are they insane?!? Boating is the only thing that keeps this game alive

01:25 - 01:31 What do they think that gets people playing and donating? That's even the only thing interesting in playing offense!!

01:31 - 01:34 I have to sit like an idiot on re for half of the game

01:34 - 01:37 ..and when I finally manage to get the flag I can't even have fun with it??

01:37 - 01:40 What kind of cap it is without a boat??

01:40 - 01:42 But Sir we can still call that a "Strategic Delay"...

01:42 - 01:46 On 3rd cap?? Your fucking brain is delayed with this ideas!

01:46 - 01:48 Or we could fake it as a lag issue

01:48 - 01:52 Don't even get me started with lag!

01:53 - 01:54 These soviet servers are broken as fuck.

01:56 - 01:58 Some jews in a row touching an electric fence

01:58 - 02:00 would form a better connection than this cheap crap!

02:00 - 02:03 And they tell me that the issue is showboating?

02:04 - 02:08 Make Classic open source and y'all see

02:08 - 02:13 I'll free this game from this current ban-everything situation

02:14 - 02:16 #maketagprogreatagain

02:17 - 02:23 and if those idiots won't let me do it I'll go baot on my own all alone on Orbit.

02:27 - 02:29 I've even asked NewCompte to free a reserved name for me

02:30 - 02:34 It's a name that represents my soul, fits my deepest emotions:

02:34 - 02:36 "S. S. Auschbaot"

02:41 - 02:47 And now only ball game I can showboat on is motherfucking Agar.io!!

02:48 - 02:53 Ah but it's not just me. The entire community will arise

02:54 - 02:56 All the players who matter showboat consistently.

02:56 - 02:59 They'll see what kind of crap game will come out now.

03:00 - 03:02 Who do you think will watch leagues after this??

03:04 - 03:07 nw Mr. Hat will continue baoting!!

03:14 - 03:16 The end of Tagpro has finally come.

03:19 - 03:26 They even programmed movement in Next in order to make baoting impossible.

03:31 - 03:33 Only thing left to do is submitting my farewell post on the subreddit.

03:40 - 03:46 You guys must promise me you'll continue playing 3v2 and harassing new players.

03:46 - 03:49 That's all the fun left at this point.