First of all, that looks absolutely nothing like the room of a person I imagine would own a Zelda comforter. Where's all the video game memorabilia? Where are all the empty fast food bags? Where's the mess? Yes, I'm projecting. This is the The Legend Of Zelda Triforce Full/Queen Comforter available from Hot Topic. It's currently 20% off from $70 to $56. That is a great deal. So great I just bought two for when I inevitably shit the bed and ruin the first one. "Wait, what?" I said I bought two for when the first one gets covered in too much sex.

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Thanks to my friend Jackie, who loves Zelda almost as much as I do. ALMOST.