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I am mistaken for a woman at bar trivia, half-drinked Diet Cokes in the fridge, Doug TenNapel calls in to talk about Earthworm Jim, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, the Jurassic Park video game, cuckery, lawsuits, gay marriage, my fan art, and harnessing the power of autism, Maddox confesses to Maliciously Prosecuting Asterios, “Tito, Tito, Tito”, human suicide shields, the Liquor Limbo, Russian toaster cars, losing too much weight, Jamie news, The Boomer Pill, and Facebook News turns one years old–better keep “The Bad Hombre” away from it; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Congratulations to Captain Jackass and Facebook News for their one-year anniversary! It’s Sean’s favorite bit, it’s my favorite podcast (even though it’s only 90 seconds long), and it’s a thorough and professional presentation of the raw and unfiltered. Real life is stranger than fiction, and The Dick Show Facebook group is even stranger than that. Over the year, we’ve had a lot of laughs, we’ve learned a lot about each other–and even more about each other’s penises, and here’s to many more. After a year spent on investigations into the heart of darkness that is the human condition, Captain Jackass has this to muse about lessons on the meaning of life, “it means fucking nothing, it’s completely pointless, lets have a good time and get drunk.” But first…

This was the ancient piece of fan art that spawned the current Gosspocalypse. A picture of Earthworm Jim I drew when I was much younger and posted online during an age when the Internet was your own personal refrigerator and Herald–digital property in a non-property age–and not yet a mother lode of embarrassments and hypocrisy and pedophile-gotchas to be dredged for lulz.

On the newest episode of The Dick Show, @imwithdick really lit up when @EthanVanSciver mentioned @DougTenNapel, the creator of Earthworm Jim. Dick drew this over 10 years ago.#TheMoreYouKnow pic.twitter.com/YtRhRONP6H — Cass Michael (@canvasch) September 11, 2018

And it ended in Maddox confessing to maliciously and vindictively targeting Asterios’ job.

Fucking @asterios!!!! I waited until I could tweet again just to send you this! A clip of MADDOX ADMITTING HE WAS TRYING TO GET PEOPLE FIRED!!! You might be a homosexual liberal but fuck, I really hope you win this! pic.twitter.com/VjAmnkyJ0l — DamePesos (@elpesobueno) September 16, 2018

We’ll go over the rest of the interview this Thursday. For now, enjoy!

Doug interviews Maddox



Dick on Doug TenNapel



“Tito, Tito, Tito” by Ken Doll in Hide.



“Heather on Their Minds” by blackstonejimmy.



A reading of the courtroom transcript for Maddox and Jane Doe v. Dick et al. by Derek Wheatley.



A thumbnail that would please the Great Worm Spirit by Clay Burton.



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