Me: lol i look high 10:11 PM

Brittany: Sexy high? 10:12 PM

Brittany: Now that you mentioned it you do look a bit high lol 10:12 PM

Me: squinty eyes, crooked collar, unkempt hair, unshaven face... 2/10 would not bang lol 10:12 PM

Brittany: What about would not bang? 10:13 PM

Me: heh sry it's this inside joke from this 'community' I participate with :) 10:14 PM

Brittany: Explain 10:14 PM

Me: the community or the joke? 10:15 PM

Brittany: Both 10:15 PM

Brittany: I don't like not being in the loop 10:15 PM

Me: community: there's this website called reddit (pronounced read-it) at www.reddit.com 10:16 PM

Brittany: Is this school people? 10:17 PM

Me: but there are 'subreddits' that anyone can make that function just like the main site but cater to a certain niche. any user can subscribe and become a member. 10:17 PM

Brittany: Sounds complicated. 10:17 PM

Me: no, it's actually a very popular website. 10:17 PM

Me: it can be to the uninitiated. 10:18 PM

Brittany: Sure it is 10:18 PM

Me: lol i hate you 10:18 PM

Me: so i participate in some of the fitness ones (it's where I learned to lift, etc..). one of them is very meta though. it kind of works counter, but not really, to the other fitness reddits 10:20 PM

Me: ok now for the joke. 10:21 PM

Brittany: Okay? 10:21 PM

Me: this is going to make me look like a weirdo. 10:21 PM

Brittany: Because that last part didn't? 10:21 PM

Me: haha 10:22 PM

Brittany: You make me smile 10:22 PM

Me: so, the meta fitness subreddit has a lot of idiosyncrasies. One of them is that we require members to 'post ass'. once they do we list all the faults and end with '2/10 would not bang'. 10:25 PM

Me: oh gawd, what i have done? 10:26 PM

Brittany: Idk? What did you do? 10:26 PM

Me: this whole conversation might end up on there now that I think about it lol. 10:26 PM

Brittany: How? 10:26 PM

Brittany: All I have to say is thank god your cute lol 10:27 PM