You know what else is in Vermont? FREAKING AWESOME MICROBREWS.

SirStan has been torturing me endlessly from his SS alt account with cryptic messages involving biohazardous shipping materials and 4Chan pizza barrages. I thought he was kidding when he mentioned using two whole cans of spray insulating foam to seal the box. He was not. This cocoon of awesomeness, crafted with near sociopathic care, birthed unto me the delicious fermented nectar of New England's finest microbreweries, ten in all, and all promising to be downright delicious.

But was that enough for SirStan? Oh no, my friends. It's never enough for royalty. Also included in the box were a handy NSFW magnet guaranteed to prompt interesting questions from my children, and two bumper stickers which likely already have me on not one but TWO watch lists!

So, who is awesome? SirStan is! Who has two thumbs and will shortly be inebriated on Vermont's finest microbrew goodness? THIS GUY. Thanks, SirStan. You completely kick ass.

P.S. For anyone who doesn't get the title reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUDDaEOvuY