This is the story of Chris the Cucumber and his quest to find his original character Willow Hardcock, who he believes to exist in one possible reality. Willow meets a boy who's under the control of an evil cheeseburger and Chris finds himself in the acquaintance of a sheep Princess. This story has unpredictable humor, long-winded backstory, and lore revelations that will make you say "Hoh my God! WAH!"