Frank The Tank Fleming has officially graduated from viral to mainstream. Yesterday, he was on Barstool Radio , and both Portnoy and KFC said that I was out and Frank was in. I just stared at my laptop with a blank look on my face for about five or six seconds, and then I was like yeah…yeah, they’re absolutely fucking right. This guy’s a star. I thought I cared a lot about baseball, but that was before I discovered Frank The Tank Fleming.

Portnoy actually made a great point on that same show, though. He recognized that Frank was a star, but he knew that everyone else soon would, too. And the Stoolies were talking about hiring Frank like it would be some kind of walk in the park, but Dave was smart enough to know that he would soon have some competition for Frank’s services. Well, just ONE day later, here he is on MLB Network. Your move, Portnoy.

PS — If you know anyone that’s hiring, hit me up on Twitter.

Follow @Jared_Carrabis