I’m not saying it didn’t happen at some point. Yeah, I may have pulled out a piece of floss from my pocket. But I can say categorically that I have not had a piece of dental floss in any pocket in at least seven years.

You like to throw your gum into the fireplace.

Confirm. I also really like to throw anything — paper and gum — into baskets that are like 10 feet away to see if I can throw it in. I think I’m going to do a show about it.

Kanye invited you to a Sunday service.

Deny. Where’d you get that from? Is that true?

You owned a Porsche for an hour and then you returned it.

It was a week.

You don’t like it when stars doing guest spots on “Curb” touch your face.

Confirm!

During “Curb” filming, you trained the camera on Richard Lewis’s growing bald spot to get back at him for having such great hair (that he said looked like challah bread) when you were young comics in New York.

It wasn’t positioned there purposely but when I noticed it, I didn’t say anything!

You have never put money in a jukebox.

Confirm.

You’ve never owned a camera.

Yes, other than a cellphone. I have no interest in taking pictures. Who cares? What’s the point?