'Outside Aperture' is a 8-minute Portal fan film. It's really good. Like the muffins my elderly neighbor used to bake and bring over before I found out she made them with kitty litter (I thought they were pistachio bits!). I don't really want to ruin anything for you, so just hit the jump and watch it. Oh -- and nobody cares if you think Chell's hot and you'd do her, she wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot Portal gun. "Oh yeah? What if I left a trail of cake to lure her into my bed?" Ha, you'll probably catch a me. HOPE YOU LIKE SNUGGLING, BRO.

Hit the jump for the very worthwhile short, along with a live-action performance piece of Portal performed at the recent Fanime convention.

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Thanks to Craig, Suarga, elen, Mark, Florence, Cameron and rabiez, who all claim to have seen people get stuck in portal holes before. Okay now that's terrifying.