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Highly trained assassin, you say? Should I be able to see you?

1st place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 885 votes!

Look, Mittens, I’ve been living in this tree behind your owners’ house for what, three years? You’re better than this. I understand times are tough, and my heart goes out to you, it really does, but there are plenty of mice out there for both of us. It’s not my fault if you’re having trouble catching any.

Tips? I don’t know. I mean, what works for me is feathers specially adapted for silent flight so my prey doesn’t hear me approaching. Claws are nice, but I prefer talons. Then again, you should have some luck with that high-powered rifle.

Also, how are you at making your head swivel 180 degrees?

Wear this shirt: Underneath a cardboard box while sneaking through a top secret weapons facility.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the light. Your cover is compromised.

This shirt tells the world: There’s more than one thing about me that’s silent but deadly.

We call this color: Counter-Asphalt Team

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