Behold my husbands and also my children!

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Help.

Okay. My name is Frenchie, it’s midday on Wednesday, June 3rd. I’m in New York City. /Will Graham WHICH MEANS IT’S T-MINUS 1 DAY UNTIL HANNIBAL RETURNS AND IT FEELS LIKE THE OXYGEN QUOTA IN THE AIR HAS DROPPED TO NIL. I.CAN’T.BREATH.

Hi, hello. This is what it’s like to die from excitement. Welcome to the sweet and bloody hereafter, children. It’s been a long year and, well, we made it, bitches! The week has been filled with yet more promo material and spoilers, thank the Goddess; there was a bit of a slow start to Season 3 promotion that worried Fannibals but it seems NBC has made up for lost time. We even got a clip containing Hannibal in a collar that fed all of my fantasies and proved why Bryan Fuller is the leader of my new found religion. No. Really. Don’t ever play a game of chicken with Bry because you will lose. LOOK AT THIS SHIT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ahem I can’t lie. I slipped into a brief coma while my body attempted to process how NBC got access to my liquid dreams. Well played, creative team, well played. DeLaurentiis Company also sent out their June newsletter where Martha (Queen Mother) told us she’d recently visited the man behind the spit mask, Thomas Harris (praise him!):

“Over the weekend, we spent time with Thomas Harris and his partner of many years, Pace, who were excited to hear the news of what’s to come. Apparently, many of their friends are big fans. Thomas said that every day at least two people congratulate him about it; with a Cheshire cat smile, he held his arms up and said, “and I’ve got nothing to do with this show!” But, it was incredibly gratifying to feel like he’s proud of it.”

It only got better when she hit us with photographic evidence and I totally didn’t cry. I mean. Fine. I cried a little bit and maybe hunched over in the middle of a busy street, in need of a medic. I WON’T CONFIRM OR DENY.

Here are things I’ve done to prepare for tomorrow (soclosesoclosecometomeeeeee):

-Warned Facebook that cannibals are coming.

-Warned my Twitter n00bs that an avalanche of tasty corpses and cannibal puns are imminent so they may want to block me on Thursday nights.

-Dusted off ye olde Tumblr where I don’t have to warn anyone at all because we all eat the rude.

Are you sensing a theme here? Quite simply, this is me now:

And this will be me tomorrow:

If you’re a fan of the show/films or of Harris’ original text, please watch live and tweet. We have a grand time in our plastic murder suits and it helps ratings! For more info on how our fandom made Nielsen our bitch, please see this post. Remember that tweets and views, live/On Demand/on nbc.com, all count within 72 hours. GIT IT, GIT IT, GIT IT.

Twitter Party round up (who you need to follow to get in on the hilarious action):

@DeLaurentiisCo

@BryanFuller

@NBCHannibal

*Julie has recently joined the Fannibal fold and the results of that will be posted shortly, moohahaha.