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We all know how annoying CK2 can be at times, so does Hitler who is in charge of the Pagans.

00:00 - 00:03 Sir, the Empire of Francia has declared war against us

00:04 - 00:05 Their levies are rallying

00:05 - 00:07 Here, here, and here

00:08 - 00:12 They have approximately 20K troops ready to come against us

00:12 - 00:15 They are going for the duchy in Denmark, right here

00:17 - 00:19 Thats okay raise our levies

00:19 - 00:21 And call upon the Holy Order

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Our vassals...

00:31 - 00:33 Three vassals have raised their flags in rebellion

00:34 - 00:36 We now are in four wars at the same time

00:53 - 00:58 If you are not on my council leave the room now

01:13 - 01:15 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

01:15 - 01:17 WHY MUST THEY DECLARE WAR AT THE WORST TIME!?

01:18 - 01:23 Why hasnt the spymaster put a stop to this!?

01:25 - 01:28 Or at least an unfortunate accident

01:29 - 01:31 You boot lickers can't do anything right!

01:31 - 01:34 I will thunder punch all of you if this happens again

01:34 - 01:37 I'll start snagging titles next time

01:37 - 01:40 How are we suppose to fight on four different fronts?

01:40 - 01:42 We can still win this war sir!

01:42 - 01:46 WIN THIS WAR?! Against 20K plus, are you daft?

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer we can hire mercenaries

01:48 - 01:52 We dont have enough gold you idiot!

01:53 - 01:54 IDIOTS!

01:56 - 01:57 My imbred imbecile cousin

01:57 - 02:00 could do a better job than all of you

02:00 - 02:03 the other Pagans are even laughing at us

02:04 - 02:08 Francia attacking from the west and vassal from the east

02:08 - 02:13 In order to surive this crap we'll have to arm the women and children

02:14 - 02:16 Why cant they let me build my Empire?

02:17 - 02:21 I will imprison every one of you dull peckerheads!

02:27 - 02:29 Now lets take a moment...

02:30 - 02:34 and see if we can win this war

02:34 - 02:36 right now they have us by the balls

02:41 - 02:42 I want the heads of the vassals

02:43 - 02:47 Heads on platters and presented to me with bows on top!

02:48 - 02:53 You all had ONE job...A trained monkey could do better

02:54 - 02:56 You are an insult to the Germanic race

02:56 - 02:59 Now lets raise the levies and pray to Odin that we can survive

03:00 - 03:02 Lets hope other nations don't notice and attack!

03:04 - 03:07 Its okay..we'll flee before nightfall

03:14 - 03:16 Any ideas from you fools?

03:19 - 03:23 There has to be some alliance we can strive for

03:25 - 03:26 Dammit

03:31 - 03:33 Is Saxony still around?

03:40 - 03:46 Without Saxony or an alliance we wont have a fighting chance whatsoever

03:46 - 03:49 We mise well bend over and take whats coming