Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker



The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal



There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur



Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck



I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin



We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck



It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal



When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon



Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown



The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley



The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram



He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp



If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin



It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca



I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti



Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com



A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield



I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson



There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson



The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett



A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown



The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James



A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon



I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson



Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson



Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown



Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock



Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes



The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner



If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman



I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase



People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham



I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown



When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright



I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud



In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama



My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy



Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden



When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry



