No, he's not that famous Nascar driver, and he's fared much better, thank goodness. But 3 weeks ago my stepfather fell while skiing at a clinic in Vermont and got a head contusion. So i've been helping my mom take care of him by literally hand feeding the man and helping him walk to the bathroom. Before y'all go 'awww you're so sweet, you're such a good nurse', don't worry- he'll be fine and i don't even like him anyway, he's mean and gross and I haven't gotten along with him for the 13ish years he's been around. But I can still use him as an excuse of why I haven't been able to post my gift.

A HUGE THANK YOU to my secret santa /u/KaviSiegal!! I feel like you've known me forever and you can see parts of my heart that no one else has ever known sappy crying. Seriously, you're awesome.

I had to retrieve my package from my hoarder/yardsaler neighbor who had "taken in my package" because we were out of town for a few days. I'm glad she didn't sell it... I brought it in and tore it open to find the awesome goodies hidden inside! I"ll post the descriptions in the photo comments, but again, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I thoroughly enjoyed this experience thanks to you, as did my daughter and the cat.