A CHURCH-GOING pensioner found guilty of sexually assaulting a farmer's cows has been banned from every farm in Britain.

John Curno, 80, was finally busted molesting cattle at a farm in Uxbridge, West London - a decade after his first visit.

3 John Curno, 80, has pledged to appeal the court ruling Credit: SWNS:South West News Service

Farmer's wife Susan Howie caught Curno twice with his pants and trousers round his ankles and courting her cattle at the 600-acre Park Lodge Farm.

The pensioner claimed he visited a church near the farm once a week because he "liked the view".

Mrs Howie described her horror as she busted the octogenarian mid-masturbation.

"He had his left hand interfering with the cow and his right hand on a part of his lower body, his shirt was covering it," she told Uxbridge Magistrates' Court.

3 The entrance to Park Lodge Farm in Uxbridge, West London Credit: Google Maps

"He stopped and looked up, he grabbed his boxers and his trousers and ran to the stile."

On the second occasion she arrived at 8.30pm "a bit late with the milking".

"It was the same field as before, this time he had had his whole hand in the cow.

"He grabbed his trousers and boxers and he ran for the stile and he actually fell over the stile because his trousers fell down when he was trying to get over it.

3 Curno was found guilty of two counts of outraging public decency last summer Credit: SWNS:South West News Service

"I was disgusted, we gave nobody permission to touch or interfere with our cows, it might seem funny to you but they are family they are not just cows."

Curno, who uses a walking stick, was also spotted by two sisters who said they saw him insert his left arm up to his shoulder into the back end of the beast and perform a solo sex act.

On the third occasion, Sisters Meave and Aideen McHugh watched Curno trying to have sex with a cow about 150 yards away for up to 30 minutes.

They called the police, who discovered the horny pensioner on a nearby public footpath.

Curno claims not to have masturbated in over three years due to the medication he is on, and had not been in a relationship for 50 years.

He continued to deny the charges after the hearing and said he would "sue the police".

On his way home to Wembley, North West London, he said angrily: "I'm going to appeal, there is no evidence, I have no choice.

"I'm suing the police too. Why would I drop my trousers?

"I never did it, it is their word against mine."

Speaking outside court, farmer Ian Howie said: "He has been visiting us for ten years but we never considered anything like this, this is the first time he has been caught by police.

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"We assumed that he liked the area and just liked cows, we just did not realise he liked them that much."

Curno was found guilty on two counts of outraging public decency and banned from visiting Park Lodge Farm Estate or any other farm with animals for the duration of his bail.

He will be sentenced at Uxbridge Magistrates Court in February.

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