—BombThrowers: Racist whites teamed up with illegal aliens on the Democratic National Committee to reject a heavily favored black Muslim candidate for DNC chairman.

Congressman Keith Ellison (D-Minn.), a friend of America-hating jihadists everywhere, had been expected to win the hotly contested race to become the in-your-face of the Democratic Party.

Sadly, it was not to be.

Yahoo News lamented the obviously racist, sexist, transphobic, bicurious-phobic, Islamophobic conspiracy against the eminently qualified Brother Keith, whose Muslim Brotherhood name is Keith Hakim.