In your jingle jangle thinking, I’ll come followin’ you.

Take me for a trip upon your mad and racist ship

All your senses have been clipped

Tiny hands can’t seem to grip

And your foes too stunned to quip

Wait only for a tax cut to be squanderin’

You’re ready to say anything, you tariff all the trade,

On to your great parade

Cast your cultish spell my way

I promise to go under it.

Hey Mr. Tangerine Man, tweet a tweet for me,

I’m not thinking and it’s just Fox News I’m listenin’ to.

Hey Mr. Tangerine Man, tweet a tweet for me,

In your jingle jangle raving

I’ll be followin’ you.

Shel Khipple

Wilmette, Ill.

A Visit From the Grinch

’Twas a year before election, despite actions by the House,

Not a senator stirred, they were quiet as a mouse;

The subpoenas were served, and yet should we dare

To hope that the truth would soon be laid bare.

When out from Ukraine there arose such a clatter