Hello, fellow fic writers and readers, my names Daddy. I'm new to fic writing and I have little experience writing them, so don't expect anything from me.

Rude comments will be reported( or something). You can argue in the comment sections and tell me what your favorite part about this story is, thank you! I'm also new to watching the Gintama Series, (My dumbass is only on episode 66) but enjoy anyway. I'll try to make this as funny as possible (My sense of humor sucks ass) No Yaoi requests either I don't do Yaoi. I don't even know if I will have any pairings anyway but I'll see lol

A/N: I don't own MHA, Gintama or any of its characters.

Chapter 1: Introduction

"Damn it, not again! Why does this always happen at night?!" Someone asked them self loudly. It sounded like a male teen who was extremely frustrated.

"Izuku honey, what's going on?" A lady with green hair was knocking on the teen's door.

The teen, now identified as 'Izuku' went up and opened the door.

"It's nothing, just broke another sword."

"Oh it's okay, you have tons more in the basement, but be sure you don't pass out while training in the dark like last time."

"Yeah, yeah, I won't. Thanks Kaa-Chan."

Izuku closed the door to his room and sighed. He'd been training as a Samurai since he was 7 and he's still terrible at it. Right now, he's 14. Seven years of being terrible at it and he's still trying.

"This is pointless. Being quirkless and having barley any talent with a sword sucks. Why am I even trying still?"

Izuku went to bed thinking the same thing over and over.

I'm talentless and quirkless, I'll never become a hero.

Next Day

Izuku woke up early and started his morning workout. He was extremely well built and he did his morning workout everyday since he was 10 years old. He's made extreme progress with his body, but not so much with swordsmanship…

After his morning workout, Izuku went to hell- err.. *cough cough* school. He went to school.

On his way to school, Izuku passed by the rookie hero, Kamui Woods going against some random villain who decided to go on a rampage for no reason.

"Why are there so many people over here? It's dangerous…" Izuku just sighed and walked away "The heroes are there, they can handle it, not my problem."

During Class

Izuku was in class listening to music on his phone with his earbuds in, staring out the window.

Izuku's teacher walked up into the front of the class with seemingly an important stack of papers in his hands. The teacher cleared his throat, that's when Izuku started to listen.

"Ahem class!" The teacher said, getting his students' attention.

"It's about time you all start thinking about your futures seriously. You're seniors in middle school, so you'll have to make a huge decision in life right now. I'll hand out printouts on your desired life course."

"But I know you all want to be heroes anyway!"

The teacher yelled, hyping up the class. They all started using their unique quirks. One of them is levitation, growing spikes from your hands, (A much more villainy quirk but w.e) or pulling your eyeballs from its sockets… Disgusting.

Man, has he always been so irresponsible? Some of these kids won't even make it to the hero course Izuku thought.

But it's not like I will either Izuku sighed. He just stared off into the window, wishing class was already over.

Izuku wanted to voice his opinion from before, but decided not to. All because Katsuki sort of took the words out of his mouth.

"Hey sensei, you can't compare me to those weak ass losers and their weak ass quirks." Katsuki Bakugo said.

"C'mon man,"

"Yeah, you over arrogant bastard."

"You sure have a big mouth Katsuki."

People started shouting around in the classroom after the obviously rude comment he made.

"Shut up, we all know it's true!" Katsuki said with a wicked, cocky grin.

"Oh yeah, Bakugo's shooting for the top isn't he?"

"Yeah, he's applied for Yūei High."

"The National level hero academy? No way!"

"Yeah, it's exams difficulty rating is as high as 79!"

"Yeah, and there'd be a lot of competition to get in right? Count me out."

Bakugou stood up on top of his desk.

"You done running your damn mouths?!"

"I got an A on the Mock Test and I'm the only one from this garbage school who's even got a chance. I'm gonna surpass everyone, even All Might Himself!" He then grew a cocky wide grin on his face

"AND I'M GONNA CARVE MY NAME INTO THE RANKS OF THE HIGHER BRACKET TAXPAYERS!"

"Alright, settle down Katsuki, but now that you mention it, Misoriya didn't you apply for Yūei High as well?

The whole class then turned to look at Midoriya who was staring out the window, In his own world. A few seconds later, he pulled out one of his earbuds and turned to face the class.

"Sorry, did you guys say something?" He said with a small smile.

The whole class sweat dropped.

'Is he serious!' They all thought.

"You applied to Yūei, didn't you Midoriya?

Izuku just nodded and looked down at his feet.

But it's not like I'll be accepted in the first place…

"Him? Applying to Yūei? He must be insane"

Yeah, he won't even make it as a hero, he's quirkless,"

"Just because he's strong and smart doesn't mean anything!" A girl said with a blush thinking about his muscles

I already know there's no possible way of me making it, you guys don't have to I'd do something about it, but's it's too much work

That was when Katsuki walked up to Izuku's desk

Katsuki was glaring Izuku down and Izuku stood up. He glared at Katsuki with just as much intensity.

"You ever think you're gonna make it to Yūei? You wouldn't even make it to the General course. I doubt any hero school would even want to take you in either." Katsuki said.

"Well then," Izuku grabbed his backpack and threw it around his shoulders.

"Let's make a bet."

The bell rung but the whole class was still there, watching the exchange between Bakugou and Midoriya.

"What'll it be then? I'll kick your ass at anything."

"I'm entering Yūei. If I make it into the Hero Course, you'll have too…"

"I'll have to do what? Tell me already you damn nerd!" Katsuki was already losing his patience.

"You'd have to go around the whole neighborhood in short shorts and a crop top."

"WHAAAAAT?!" The whole class said.

But Katsuki wasn't phased. He knew that there was no way Izuku would make it.

"Deal, and If you lose, you'll do the same thing you told me to do." There's not way that damn Deku's gonna win. This is really like taking candy from a baby.

A few hours later

On Izuku's way back home, he was just really going over how his life's been so far.

Boring, and not exciting. Sometimes even depressing. Izuku sighed. He was a failure as a swordsman. Master swordsmen before him would be ashamed. As Izuku was walking, he noticed something off. Below him, the ground was shaking and all of a sudden, he got a cold feeling behind him. He turned around to see a big slime monster creeping over him.

"Oh no!" Izuku said. He was stricken with fear and was unable to run away. He wasn't even able to move. He just stood there in fear.

"You'll make an alright vessel for the time being. Now, get In my belly!"

Get in my belly? What the hells that supposed to mean? Izuku thought. That's when the tentacled slime monster (Straight from a Hentai) started suffocating Izuku. It went up his legs and circled around his crotch area.

"Wow you're well endowed Izu-kun" the slime monster said. The slime monster slowly str- Alright we'll stop there. That's too much, even for me. Back to the story.

The slime monster was slowly suffocating Izuku.

No, I can't die like this. This is the most pathetic way for a swordsman to die! Izuku thought.

He tried gripping the slime monsters body, but he was too slippery.

Eventually, Izuku decided to just give up and stop struggling.

What's the point he thought. I'm quirkless and I know I'll never make it to the hero course. Why'd I even make that stupid bet with Kacchan

That's when suddenly, Izuku heard a voice.

"Oi! What are you doing to that weird looking kid?" The voice said. Izuku then saw a silhouette of a man walking out of the shadows. The man… was weird looking, to say the least. He had Wavy silver hair and he had a wooden sword by his side.

As he came out of the shadows, Izuku was clearly able to pick up how he looked. He had an ultimately lazy demeanor and was picking on his nose.

"Oh, that's a big one." He said before he flicked it away.

"Alright, so what are you doing to that kid?" The man said.

"I'm going to make him my new vessel!"

"Vessel? For what?"

"I'm hiding from All Mi- Wait why should I be telling you, you're an enemy."

"Heh, I guess you're right." The man said as he unsheathed his wooden sword.

"Alright! You asked for this!" The man dashed towards the slime villain, not even giving him the time to react, sliced him in half and immediately grabbed Izuku, who was unconscious.

"Easy enough, back In my day, the people/Aliens I went against were way tougher."

The man later Izuku down on the ground and started shaking him in an attempt to wake him.

"Hey kid, wake up. Hurry and wake up!"

The man kept telling him to wake up and shook him for around 5 minutes until he got annoyed.

"I can't just leave this kid here, what am I supposed to do?"

"OI KID! WAKE UP!"

Izuku's eyes slowly fluttered open and he looked around surprised.

"Huh, what happened, I'm not dead?" He said, rubbing his head.

"No, but you would've been If I didn't take the time out of my day to save you."

Izuku just stared at him.

"What, not even a thank you, brat?!"

"Thanks I guess…"

Izuku continues to stare at him.

"What the hell are you staring at?" The man said with his eye twitching. He was obviously getting annoyed.

"What's your name?" Izuku asked

So you're gonna ignore my question and ask your own? (*Sigh*) Can't complain, cause I'd do the same.

"My name is Sakata Gintoki. What's yours?" The man, now identified as Gintoki held out a ha d to help Izuku up.

"My name is Izuku Midoriya."

Gintoki gave Izuku a small smile.

"I see. I'll remember that." Gintoki began to walk off the way Izuku was coming from.

"Wait! I have a question to ask you."

Gintoki stopped, though his back still faced toward Izuku.

"What is it? Make it quick too, my Bike got broke in traffic and I have to walk all the way to the place I'm staying."

Izuku nodded his head and gulped.

"Will… will you train me to become a Samurai?" Izuku exclaimed pleadingly. He was bowing to Gintoki just to show how serious he was about it.

Gintoki turned around and faced Izuku.

"Get up, real Samurai show honor and we don't bow to anyone!" Gintoki yelled at Izuku.

"I'll agree to train you, but only if you have a good reason…

End

Might be disappointing that I ended the chapter here, but I felt no need to keep going with this chapter. Make sure you guys tell me if I'm doing something wrong because like I said, my writing skills suck ass. Thanks for reading this first chapter if you did thanks a lot lol