Welcome to Frenchy's Pipes. Smokin' is definitely encouraged here, matter a' fact it's practically mandatory. So light up and hang out awhile. I got some really nice Estate pipes and some new ones fresh outta' the carver's hands. My idea is to not have any pipe on my site that'd be too expensive for the average person on a budget to buy. I try to keep 'em under a hundred bucks. Hey, a hundred bucks is a lotta dough for a pipe if you're livin' month to month. I oughtta' know, I live month to month and I'd hafta think long and hard about forkin' over a C note for a pipe. Hell, once I bought it I'd hafta hide it from the ol' crow an' we all know whadda pain in the ass hidin' a new pipe from the spouse is right? Ya' yammer on about how you've had it for ages. "This? This old thing? Hooooney, I've had this pipe since I got outta' the service fer chris' sakes. This is ancient. Old as the hills, you just never noticed it before." Yeah, right. And your better half is fooled huh? No freakin' way. I get caught every damn time! But just think if you said, "This? Yeah, I just got it in the mail. Cost? Pshaw, this booger cost 35 miz'rable bucks!" Now instead a' bein' a lowlife, pipe-buyin', budget-bustin' scoundrel, you're a freakin' hero! An' all because ya' bought it at Frenchy's Pipes. So relax and have some fun. Oh, and thanks for stoppin' by. Ya' can check out my links page. Jes' got me one o' them great ol' Susie's Bears from Frenchy's Pipes. A terrific gift for any child, or any adult who wants to bring a smile to the child inside. It is a wonderful little creation and one of the best bargains on the net. -Nizo- Frenchy's Fixable Flubs Return Policy: Ya' don't like it? Send it back within 14 days. Buy it, an' if it's too small, too big, too fat, too skinny, it smokes like tar paper, or just looks waaay uglier than ya' thought send it back. New or Estate. Smoke that baby a few times to make sure ya' know what it is an' if it still don't snap yer hammer send that booger back. I'll exchange it, credit ya' for a future pipe or just slam yer dough back in yer wallet, whatever ya' want. Period. No hassle, no questions asked. Ya' hate the pipe? Bada bing, it's outta there. An' ya' still get to keep Frenchy's Freebie. But wait...still not satisfied?... Tough Toenails bub, that's the best I can do.