I’ve really struggled to understand what the liberal buzzword “intersectionality” means, but I think this is it: According to one liberal kook toxic masculinity is responsible for global warming. I think intersectionality is when two or more liberal points of bullshit collide into a unified theory of stupidity. If so, blaming men who refuse to act like women for destroying the planet definitely qualifies.

Here’s a thing that Forbes saw fit to publish today: What if toxic masculinity is the reason for climate change?

Yeah, what if? Can mandatory castrations be far behind?

When a person walks out of the grocery store holding an eco-friendly canvas bag instead of a plastic bag, what gender do you think they are? Most likely, your unconscious bias answers that they are female. This is the type of answer Dr. Aaron Brough of Utah State University is trying to get to the bottom of through his research. Brough co-authored a paper with professors from four other universities to understand how gender norms affect sustainable decision making. They report data from seven experiments that included over 2,000 participants from the US and China. What they found was remarkable.

Maybe it’s because I’m one of those toxic males, but my definition of “remarkable” differs greatly from the author of this Forbes piece:

They found that both men and women associated doing something good for the environment with being “more feminine.” And when men’s gender identity was threatened, they tried to reassert their masculinity through environmentally damaging choices. The report states that “men may be motivated to avoid or even oppose green behaviors in order to safeguard their gender identity.” This unearths a deeply held unconscious bias that Brough and team call the “Green-Feminine Stereotype.” Once this unconscious bias is revealed, it has the potential to help society shift our increasingly precarious relationship with the environment for the better. If it remains hidden, it has the potential to greatly damage our environment permanently.

I’ll save you the eye and brain strain from reading this garbage and lay out the premise: According to the author, men don’t like to act like sissies and because of that, the planet is getting warmer and we are headed for extinction. This theory rests on the belief that if a few more men would stop using plastic bags and straws, Earth will be saved. There’s really nothing in this article that isn’t insanely stupid.

Take for instance this:

The more interesting opportunity seems to be in exposing the toxicity present within the unconscious bias that acting green is a feminine and therefore weaker or negative thing. Brough sums it up nicely, “We need to overcome our unhealthy judgements of gender incongruence. And men need to be confident in their self-identity and decide to live a sustainable lifestyle without caring what other people think.” Let’s begin the conversation to start overriding our natural judgements. Our future depends on it.

If only men would be more girly, we can save the planet.

I actually have an alternative theory: men tend to be practical so when something as scientifically unsound as man-made global warming is presented, we are skeptical. it doesn’t make sense to us to do things in a dumber more expensive way to stop something that most certainly doesn’t exist. The same reason why we don’t buy vampire repellent is why we accurately believe the most efficient way to get soda out of a cup is with a straw.

And the thing is this skepticism isn’t limited to men. There are plenty of right-thinking women who don’t buy into the global warming myth either. Can we expect another BS scientific study “proving” that women who can think for themselves are too masculine and contributing to the destruction of the planet?

Just the fact that this insane piece of garbage is being passed off as science is exactly why I don’t believe in man-made global warming. If man was causing the planet to get hotter, it’s not because of toxic masculinity, racism, or any of the other nonsense liberals say in lieu of actual scientific evidence. It’s not because of CO2 ,which plants crave, either but that’s a matter for a different article.

To answer the question: is toxic masculinity causing global warming? No, but insane feminism is contributing to global stupidity.