NEWCASTLE boss Alan Pardew’s headbutt on a Hull player was out of keeping with his unexciting personality, it has been claimed.

Supporter Norman Steele said: Its not like our Alan at all. These were the actions of a completely different man  an interesting man.

If someone pisses Pardew off they can usually expect to find some chewing gum stuck on their car door or a couple of pizzas to arrive at their house unexpectedly.

Im really hoping he can use this as a springboard and start landing some uppercuts, flying knees and sleeper holds.

Pardew still has a long way to go before he can be compared to former Ipswich boss Roy Keane, who regularly brought an assault rifle to games and is believed to have killed more than 100,000 opposition players.