Two Pennsylvania men were caught trying to steal ivy from Wrigley Field early on Sunday morning, according to a Chicago Tribune report.

Kevin Burge and Steven Gudknecht, both 25, were charged with misdemeanor trespassing when they were arrested at Wrigley about 3:45 a.m., police said. Team security spotted them on closed-circuit cameras, entering the stadium, and when police arrived, the two were “found on the field, as they were trying to get ivy,” said Chicago Cubs spokesman Julian Green…. Police found no evidence that anything was stolen or damaged in the building, (Chicago Police News Affairs Officer John) Mirabelli said. Mirabelli would not say how the men managed to squeeze through the bars.

OK, so ivy from Wrigley Field would certainly make for a neat souvenir, but it’s definitely not worth the risk of bodily harm that comes with squeezing through security bars or the punishment that comes with trespassing in a Major League ballpark after hours. You can buy growing Boston ivy, the type that grows on Wrigley’s iconic outfield walls, for less than $8 on Amazon.com.

It’s also known as “Japanese creeper,” and supposedly it turns a lovely shade of red in the late fall. No one ever sees that at Wrigley because the Cubs play there.

Also, though this site does not endorse breaking into ballparks, it seems like if you’re going to go through the trouble you should try to come out with a souvenir less widely available than the Wrigley Field ivy. Specifically: The Marlins’ home run thing. People say it looks silly in center field in Marlins Park, but think of how awesome it’d look in your living room.