BEWARE! THIS TAKES A LOT OF TIME AND PATIENCE TO PULL OFF THIS SKILLFUL WAY OF DOING THE SEXING . YOU WILL ALSO NEED A TINY PENIS. CAUTION IS ADVISED!The Sean Murray starts with getting a girl online first. She has to be close enough to drive to. Firstly, you talk to her and work your way up to sending nude pictures. Then, you send her fake pictures and videos of a giant penis claiming it's yours. Bragging about how great you are at sex and how you're going to show her a new technique that is unlike any of the other guys she's ever been with that will blow her mind. Do this for 3 years until you finally tell her you want to meet. Set a date for a few months in advance, and then a month before, reschedule for another couple months away. Once you get to hers, start the sex with her and show her your actual ( petit ) penis. She should instantly be shocked and disgusted, but will hopefully still do the sex with you. If she does, begin in missonary and start waving your hands in the air and thrusting your hips in small circles whilst shouting, "WHAT IS GOING ON?!". If she asks what's happening, reply with, " MY MIND IS BLOWN !" and, "AMAZING!". After you have defiled her (try and last only 2 minutes so she doesn't suffer too much), lie in bed with her and wait for her to tweet and reddit on the internet about how bad the sexing was and how the three year wait was for absolutely nothing, then reply with vague answers before going completely silent forever.