At Men’s Journal, a lengthy profile of Mets ace Matt Harvey details the pitcher’s life in New York City as a budding superstar. In it, Harvey is pretty direct about the things he wants for himself. Such as:

Derek Jeter’s lovelife

“That guy is the model,” he says. “I mean, first off, let’s just look at the women he’s dated. Obviously, he goes out – he’s meeting these girls somewhere – but you never hear about it. That’s where I want to be.”

Jeter recently dated actress Minka Kelly, but back when he was Harvey’s age, he romanced pop diva Mariah Carey. She’s married to Nick Cannon now, of course. But a guy can dream, can’t he?

Henrik Lundqvist’s style

“He always makes the best-dressed lists,” he says of Lundqvist. “Well, I want to be on those lists.”

Here’s the Rangers stylish goalie with the Knicks’ Amar’e Stoudemire at the Style Awards, which Matt Harvey would presumably like to win someday:

Vodka sodas

“Baseball is my job, and I love it,” Harvey says, sipping a vodka soda, “but it can’t be the only thing I’ve got going on.”

Vodka sodas are a great low-carb option for a night out, like all of these beverages:

Smooth chewing tobacco

“Dude, you gotta try this,” Boyle says, offering Harvey a new brand of chewing tobacco. “It’s really smooth.” “Nice,” Harvey says, sliding some dip into his lower lip. “That is smooth.”

Harvey frequently takes the mound with a lip full of dip. Presumably it’s the smooth stuff he favors.

The best apartment in New York City

“I could buy a place now, but I’ve gotta wait for that $200 million contract. If I’m going to buy an apartment, it has to be the best apartment in the city.”

How you define the “best” in terms of New York City apartments is entirely based on personal preferences. Some like more space, some prefer ritzy accommodations, some seek the best location. But let’s put Harvey in the $40 million penthouse of the Trump building at 502 Park Avenue.

So what does Matt Harvey’s perfect life look like? Well, based on the Men’s Journal feature, he’d have to be with one of Jeter’s old flames, drinking vodka soda and enjoying smooth chewing tobacco in the best apartment of the city.

In other words, it would look something like this: