Great, so now give us a tip for not looking like a crazy weirdo when eating snacks with chopsticks. It's not really socially acceptable to eat with chopsticks unless you are eating Asian food or are yourself Asian.

And dumping the bag in your mouth? I've done that as well, but I hide in shame for it. It shouldn't be a public act unless you want to look like a porker.

Here's the challenge: How to eat cheetos while still appearing healthy and socially normal.

I love jalapeno cheetos, but don't want to look like a pig or weirdo eating them.