uhh usually i write a whole page long answer but for this one i'm not really sure. i mean i guess it's natural to fantasize about a lot of stuff but that one really loses me. you do know that feline penises are the size you would expect a house cats penis to be... and they're covered in spine like things. but you should probably get out a little more, and think about the fact that your relationship even with a pet will never be the same after sex.