by Andrew Beninfinity

Late last night, I interviewed /u/sardinka, who told me that his username means “sardine” making him the Trout of pitching. A finesse pitcher with a decent bat, he throws a fastball, a knuckleball, and a 12-6 curveball.

AB: Where do you see yourself being drafted?

S: Jack Bing has me high, but my combo Is not rare, so I see myself in the first two rounds.

AB: What do you look for in a GM? A teammate?

S: Activity on Discord and dedication to the game.

AB: Which team would you like to be on?

S: Still the Royals, but any GM will do.

Do you hear that, /u/ShockerSeahawkRoyal? Get this guy on your team ASAP!

AB: Is your odd time zone going to affect your gameplay?

S: I don’t think so, if other players are active then games will be quick.

AB: Which player would you like to have as your teammate?

S: Any player on Discord, but I would like /u/recoveringhipster and… /u/mongster_03 the best.

AB: How would you describe yourself as a ballplayer?

S: Talkative in the clubhouse, but focused on the mound.

AB: Who’s your dream player?

S: Bartolo Colon

AB: Why did you decide to pitch?

S: I had lots of free time on my hands, so I threw and threw and liked it so much that I started to pitch.

I fully expect this guy to go second to fourth overall in the draft.