Who’s tapping who?

O’ lovin’ hate! Why hast thou forsaken me

“Daddy, can I come for the conjugal visits?”

“Yes sweetheart. Of course. And bring me some McDonald’s.”

“I don’t know where I can get that. I’ll just send my sister; Whatever her name is.”

“I don’t care how you get it. Just bring me a Big Mac. I used to send Rice Pubers, but he’s a snitch and I don’t wanna see him.”

“Oh, I can’t do this! I will die! Let’s drink poison like in that medieval play.”

“Medieval? Ok. But you go first.”

“We ‘pposed to do it together.”

“Okay, let’s not drink poison.”