for real tho have you ever thought about bill and kevin meeting

it would be hilarious or horrifying or both and a bloodbath either way

im not sure whether bill would be delighted or horrified by kevin because sure bill is unnerving and loves fucking with people but like. kevin’s idea of interior decorating is draping all available surfaces in viscera.

(in case you can’t read my handwriting:

Bill: HAHA! HERE! YOU WANT SOME DEER TEETH?

Kevin: *gasp* Oh, what a kind and thoughtful gift! These will look just perfect scattered across my desk!

and bill stares flummoxed because no one has ever actually accepted the deer teeth gift, especially not with that kind of unholy glee, what the hell)