Originally Posted by Finch Platte Originally Posted by

You've got some really good ideas going there, and I'd like to add my 2 cents (1.35 CAN), if I may.



Since the future of mountain biking is sure to include e-bikes, how about an e-bike tattoo right about where a tramp stamp would go, with a ribbon of singletrack winding down to the nether region and disappearing into the *ahem* crack, so to speak.



I can only begin to imagine (and I'm sure some of you will finish the imagination) the hapless care worker who turns you over to change your soiled diaper and sees a wrinkled, (what is that, a moped?) blob and an overgrown, lumpy trail of purple ink leading down to where the sun don't shine.



Or better yet, how about a Mike Tyson-type of tat, with a 8" travel FS rig perched on your left eyebrow, preparing to huck into space and land on the ramp that is now proudly tatted on your nose? I've given you this idea, now it's up to you to determine where the Red Bull tattoo will go.