System of a Down are the undisputed kings of weirdness. Not only that, but System of a Down are one of the most bizarre bands to achieve massive mainstream success. Even when you have no idea what Serj Tankian or Daron Malakian are singing about, the masses sing along with unwavering passion and intensity.

We've compiled 10 of the most insanely weird lines from System of a Down's five studio albums and did our best to analyze the meaning behind each lyrical enigma. It wasn't easy, but here goes nothing. It's the 10 Weirdest System of a Down Lyrics.