What you have to understand is that in the sunny world of mid-February 2020, marking a decade of our podcast with a stupid, $55 plate was hilarious, we assure you. Then, well, things changed.

The planet, which already seemed to have been set to “Maximum Toilet,” became even more toilet than ever before. This is a terrible time to sell a $55 plate. But, like, we already made the damn things and it’s our only 10-year anniversary ever. So here is our goofy plate, which you probably shouldn’t buy. We’re sorry.