The fact that there are eight men in the world –including Mark Facebook’s Zuckerberg and Amazon’s Jeff Bezos –who control more wealth than the world’s 3.6 billion poorest people, if nothing else, should inspire outrage. We envision these tycoons–and those just rungs below them on the economic ladder–hanging out on yachts, sipping gold-flecked champagne, blissfully unaffected by the rest of the world’s problems; we imagine them opening their wallets for luxuries like first-class airfare and private helicopters, while the rest of us struggle through patching together gig economy jobs and commuting on broken, unfunded subway rides.

If you want to fix the broken system that has caused this rampant disparity or interrogate what could be done to create more equity and opportunity for all, good for you. If you instead think, “that sounds good, as long as I am one of the eight people,” then you’ll love a new series of ad spots, created for the online investment platform E-Trade by their new contracted agency MullenLowe, takes the wealth concentrated obscenely at the top of the pyramid and dangles it in our faces to sell us something.

What they’re selling is the idea that by signing up for E-Trade and beginning your independent foray into investing, you, too, could become as filthy rich as the people swanning through their ad campaigns (results may vary, there’s a good chance you’ll lose your shirt).

In the videos, we see a lowly office worker, dismissed by a superior, sent spiraling into a wealth-fantasy soundtracked by Chaim Topol’s “If I Were A Rich Man” straight out of Fiddler On The Roof. But instead of wondering about the ethics of it all—do people as wealthy as his boss deserve to have their portrait painted, or attend pool parties in that end with everyone passed out in their finery? Does anybody? Should anybody even want to?—our hero leans in and opens an E-Trade account. “Don’t get mad,” the campaign says. “Get E-Trade.”

The other videos are similar—we see a guy shut out of first class on a plane attempt to claw his way there by signing up for E-Trade; we see a dude in an orange polo shirt dancing around with models on a yacht and we’re shamed into hearing that “the dumbest guy in high school just got a boat,” so why haven’t you? (It’s worth nothing that pretty much all of the stars of these spots are white men.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLSecfkulqs

By sending these ad spots out into the world, E-Trade is, essentially, perpetuating the American Dream fantasy that has already failed so many people, and remained inaccessible for many more. Sure, E-Trade bills itself as a discount stock brokerage firm, but it’s not free, and if your investment well runs dry, it’ll charge you up to $40 for insufficient funds.