The Sixers are playing the Celtics in the Eastern Conference Semifinals, and we've got a full preview in the only way we know how to do it.

Playing the Celtics is a true revenge series for the Sixers. Maybe not for the Sixers, but for us. Several our of nemeses are Celtics adjacent, whether it be Danny Ainge, Bill Simmons, or the banned Kevin O'Connor. Not to mention Donnie Wahlberg.

Congratulations to the winners of the Lottery Party wedding, Lauren and Zeke! Thank you as well to our Final Four couples, as well as every couple who entered. Lauren and Zeke will be married at the Lottery Party by Pablo Torre, receive rings from LL Pavorsky Jewelers, an official Process Prenup, autographed by the amazing Adam Kornblau of Kornblau & Kornblau, a story on their wedding written and posted on The Athletic, penned by the great Derek Bodner, and a fabulous three night, all-inclusive romantic getaway to the Riu Palace Riviera Maya in Riviera Maya, Mexico. Thanks to Riu Palace Riviera Maya and the folks at Apple Vacations.

Bad news, good news... Bad news, if you order a Lottery Party shirt now, you won't get it till after the party. Good news, you can still order them. They'll be available until May 16th, then gone forever. Get them here (or by clicking below).