steven universe: human of bad

by jakkid166

seven universe was in his universe home sittin in his bed watchin tv show his favorite "cryin breakfast friends"

on the tv the broccoli cryed so the spoon killed it and cryed

"wow wat a good episode" said stevern universe an he turn the TV off and go into the living room where sitting was pearl gargnat and amethist

"steven wewt u doi" said amethist

"just watchin crying breakfasting friends" said steven and he point to TV but it fell down th stair and broke

"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said stevens

"o well you shoudlt watch so mutch TV anyway said pearl you should go outside and take walks instead" said pearl

"ok" said stevne so he walk to donut shop to watch TV

steven went inside and say "oh right theres no TV here"

"wat u want steveN" said donut shop person

"i want a TV" said steeven

"theres no TVs here"

"TV donut then" said steven

"ok heres a tv donut" said donut person and gave steven a tv donut

"tank you" said steven and he goed outside with the TV donut and watch TV on it

wtf is a tv donut

while steepen was walking back home he bump into a man in suit

"o escus me" said steve

"lol its ok" say suit man and he wink at steven really weirdly

"wtf" said steven and he went back home

steven walk into homehouse "guys there was a guy who wink at me weird"

"every1 winks at ppl weird" say pearl "now lets go on this missione, we hav to captuire a gem alligator"

"but i dont want to"

"fuck you you have 2 come anyway" said peral

"fine ok but i wanna birng my tv donut so i can watch cryin donut friends"

them went on the portal thing and ported away to a swampforest

"wtf its really plant here" said phsteven "ok guis im gonna sit here an guard the portal whil you guys go kill the agilator"

really tho he just wanted to watch the tv donut

"ok fine" say garnet and they leavt

"ha now i can watch crying breakfast friend" says teven but he acidentally eat the tv donut

"SHIT" say steven "I MEEN CRAP"

but then ther was noise

in bushes

over there

steven lookd over there and saw THE SUIT MAN FROM BEFOR

"o shit" said suit man and he run away

"HEY WAIT" say steven and he chas after him

but he couldnt find him

wen he got back to portal the gems were there

"WHERE WERE U STeven you ssaid youd guard the portal"

"the winky guy wa here, he ran away when he see me"

"u lying, you just wanted to watch breakfastfriends"

"no"

that night they wetn to bed and steven was in bed cause he went to bed in his bed

"manit i gotta find what that gui was doin"

stevern went to portal and warped to swampforest place but he wasnt there

"ow ell" say steven and he tri to warp back but he accidently go to homoworld warp

"oops" say seven and he was gone leave but he heard a SOOOOOOOOUND

"wtf" say steven an he look behind portal and it was suit guy

"O SHIT" say suit guy and he jump hack "what ar u doin here"

"TATS WHAT I WAN KNOW" say stevern "WHY YOU DO HERE"

"well if u must know" say suitman "i hav plans to do"

"wat plans"

"SEEEEECRET PLANZ" say him and he do thing "i am gonna be famos amos"

"but are they evile plans"

"yes i mean no"

"caus if they aRe then WERE THE CYRSTAL GEM AND WELL STOP YOU UP"

"no" say suit guy and he pull out gun

SUDENLY one the portal activate and the crystal gems come out

"GUYS THIS GUYS HAVE EVIL PLAN FOT THE PORTAL" say stevern

"aha no im just on vacation see caus i have this camera" and he hold up the gun

"THATS A GUN" say steven

"no its a camera" say suit guy and he take a picture of himself with it

"wtf" say steven

"steven u cant disrupt peoples vacations ur grounded"

"dammit" say stevewn and they all warp awaiye except for suitguy

"hehehe" he laughed an evil snickers bar