COOLEST PARTY HOST: I will PERSONALLY come out to your hometown in full costume and man your bar, make balloon animals, walk your dog, clean the catbox, and feed your pets too! I make purrfect drinks and pets and kids love me. I'd love to meet you, and your pets, and thank you for your support in this campaign by making your next party the pawesomest ever. You also get two of the first Catzenpup feeders to roll off the final production line.

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