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00:00 - 00:03 We've had several instances

00:04 - 00:05 of food poisoning

00:05 - 00:07 in the cafeteria

00:08 - 00:12 and Whole Foods across the street

00:12 - 00:15 is not opening until spring 2016.

00:17 - 00:19 That's fine,

00:19 - 00:21 we'll just go to Specialty's.

00:24 - 00:26 Specialty's...

00:27 - 00:28 Specialty's...

00:31 - 00:33 Specialty's is closing today.

00:34 - 00:36 and it will not open until spring 2016.

00:53 - 00:58 Everybody who has been food poisoned at least once leaves the room.

01:13 - 01:15 Specialty's is closing!

01:15 - 01:17 What the hell are they thinking?

01:18 - 01:23 Where are we supposed to eat without getting sick?

01:25 - 01:28 Sizzlers? Jack in a box? MacDonalds?

01:29 - 01:31 I want good tasty food quickly.

01:31 - 01:34 I don't have time to take the car

01:34 - 01:37 for lunch every day.

01:37 - 01:40 And I hate bringing my own lunch!

01:40 - 01:42 But you will get more variety this way.

01:42 - 01:46 If I wanted variety I would work at Twitter!

01:46 - 01:48 Free food is not the solution.

01:48 - 01:52 I'm not talking about free food!

01:53 - 01:54 I can pay for my own food!

01:56 - 01:57 But I don't have the time

01:57 - 02:00 to drive off-site

02:00 - 02:03 every damn day!

02:04 - 02:08 Who builds a campus without thinking about food?

02:08 - 02:13 Whoever planned this should be fired!

02:14 - 02:16 Or even better

02:17 - 02:21 taken out back and shot! Stalin style!

02:27 - 02:29 All I ask

02:30 - 02:34 is that people use their brains.

02:34 - 02:36 Is that too much to ask?

02:41 - 02:42 Using the brain?

02:43 - 02:47 I just want my sandwich and cookie

02:48 - 02:53 from Specialty's.

02:54 - 02:56 Sometimes even a salad.

02:56 - 02:59 All conveniently within walking distance.

03:00 - 03:02 But now I have to waste money on gas!

03:04 - 03:07 I'm sure something good will open soon.

03:14 - 03:16 I guess I'll just stock up...

03:19 - 03:23 stock up on TV dinners at Costco.

03:25 - 03:26 I don't see any other way.

03:31 - 03:33 It will be terrible.

03:40 - 03:46 And all this because of bad planning

03:46 - 03:49 and we all have to suffer because of it.