Countries Visited — 13 (Italy, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, USA, UK)

Total Time Spent — 9 Months

No. of Flights — 10

Total Estimate Per Person — £12,194

Total Spend Per Person — £15,748 (fucking 23% over 😢)

Total Spend on Gear Below — £1,440 (not including my laptop or phone — seems a lot but I use most of the below on a weekly basis — and always when travelling)

Books Read — 6 (and I didn’t read Motorcycle Diaries…again)

Books Written — 1 (little plug there, released my new book The Minimum Effective Lifestyle: A Lazy Man’s guide to a great life.

Favourite Place? — Fuck off and stop asking me

Would I do it again? — Does the Pope shit in the woods?