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Wow. Can't believe that's the real text transcript from Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski after the infamous scissor incident which left Patriot QB Tom Brady with a cut that kept him out of the Patriots' preseason game.





Gronk doesn't know what to think of the incident; first, he thinks Tom got cut from the team, then he thinks Jimmy put him up to this. Poor Gronk doesn't know what to do without his pal Touchdown Tommy throwing him TD passes.





Luckily for Gronk, Brady will be back with a vengeance after he heals and serves his ridiculous four game suspension. Then it's time to kill them all.





This four game suspension might in fact be the best thing for the Patriots and Brady. Giving a 39-year-old quarterback four weeks off at the start of the season, only to come back and play a layup game vs. the Browns, is the perfect recipe to keep Brady fresh the rest of the season. Throw in the week 9 BYE week and they are golden. If the rest of the team can stay healthy, watch out...