yay84:

Well, I’ve done it.

I’ve made a list of EVERY SINGLE DEATH of Homestuck.

Here you are.

John Egbert

Rose Lalonde

Dave Strider

Jade Harley

Jane Crocker

Jake English

Roxy Lalonde

Dirk Strider

Aradia Megido

Doomed Aradiabots (1000)

Tavros Nitram

Sollux Captor

Karkat Vantas

Nepeta Leijon

Kanaya Maryam

Terezi Pyrope

Vriska Serket

Equius Zahhak

Gamzee Makara

Eridan Ampora

Feferi Peixes

Damara Megido

Rufioh Nitram

Mituna Captor

Kankri Vantas

Meulin Leijon

Porrim Maryam

Latula Pyrope

Aranea Serket

Killed by Meenah also died some other way to become God tier

Horuss Zahhak

Killed by Damara (not shown) Killed by Meenah

Kurloz Makara

Cronus Ampora

Meenah Peixes

Killed by Damara (not shown) Killed herself

Calliope

John’s Dad

Rose’s Mom

Dave’s Bro

Jade’s Grandpa

John’s Nanna

Jane’s Poppop

Jake’s Grandma

Killed by the Condesce (not shown)

Roxy’s Mom

Dirk’s Bro

Harlequinsprite

Becquerel (Becsprite)

Jaspers

Tavrisprite

Fefetasprite FEFETASPLOSION

Aimless Renegade

Windswept Questant

Writ Keeper (B1)

White King (B2)

Snowman (A2)

Black Queen (B1)

Black King

Hegemonic Brute

Courtyard Droll

Draconian Dignitary

Doc Scratch

Itchy

Doze

Trace

Fin

Die

Crowbar

Stitch

Sawbuck

Matchsticks

Eggs

Biscuits

Quarters

Liv Tyler

Maplehoof

Rambunctious Crow

Andrew Hussie

Hussiebot

Aradia’s Lusus

Killed by Vriska (through Sollux) (not shown)

Tavros’s Lusus

Sollux’s Lusus

Karkat’s Lusus

Nepeta’s Lusus

Kanaya’s Lusus

Terezi’s Lusus

Vriska’s Lusus

Equius’s Lusus

Gamzee’s Lusus

Eridan’s Lusus

Unknown

Feferi’s Lusus

Unknown

Lususprites

Unknown

Frogsprite Killed by merging

The Handmaid

Killed by the Condesce

The Summoner

Unknown

The Ψiioniic

Killed in the Vast Glub

The Sufferer

Executed by Darkleer

The Disciple

Unknown

The Dolorosa

Killed by Dualscar

Neophyte Redglare

Hanged by lowbloods

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang

Killed by the Summoner

E%ecutor Darkleer

Unknown

The Grand Highblood

Unknown

Orphaner Dualscar

Killed by the Grand Highblood

His Honorable Tyranny Killed by Mindfang (not shown)

Insane Clown Posse

Guy Fieri

Genesis Frog

Colonel Sassacre

Brobot

Spades Slick

Cherubmom’s Brother

Rufio

The Safe

Miscellaneous

Many Prospitians and Dersite soldiers by Jack Noir (B1)

Here and here

Prospitian jail guards by Jack Noir (B2)

Here, here, here, and here

Whale Lusus by Eridan

Tinkerbull Lusii by Jake

Here and here

Sea Goat Lusus by Brobot

Turtle Consort by Caliborn

LOWAA Angels by Eridan

Dream Bubble Folk by L rd English

Plus, you know, a ton of underlings like imps and shit died

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And, that’s that.

Message me if I missed any deaths or if you have any suggestions on how to improve the list kthxbai