Under every video on YouTube or Break, and under every story on Digg or even right here on Cracked, there is a mini-culture that forms down in the comment section. The hit-and-run nature of the comments means it's fertile ground for some really annoying personalities to thrive. These are the eight commenter personality types you'd most like to avoid, but can't because they're freaking everywhere. Advertisement

8 The Non-Believer Continue Reading Below Advertisement Typical Comment "FAKE! Did you see how that guy exploded just BEFORE he hit the tree. Fake, don't waste my time." Who Are They? They like to think of themselves as the jaded skeptic in a world full of gullible sheeple, determined to be a flickering light of truth in a dark internet full of lies and fake viral videos. "No one could really fart on a birthday cake that way!" Why We Hate Them: The guys we're talking about here are the knee-jerk skeptics, the ones who take it too far. They have an automatic reaction to call "fake" on pretty much any video that shows anything remotely remarkable happening. They're not doing it in some grand quest for truth, they just want to feel smarter than the room and generally suck all of the wonder out of the world. Continue Reading Below Advertisement This is the internet, if we want to believe some dudes can catch sunglasses on their face like that, who are they to take that from us, dammit! Actual Examples:

7 The Macho Man Typical Comment: "Holy shit!!!!!! That was fukin awsome! but IF that guy did that to me id kill him fuk" Who Are They? We think this guy is the same 'roid-monkey, blond-haired, fake tan, lip-pouting douche bag who made your high school life hell. He is the same guy who would have called you "dweeb" if you lived in a 1980's teen movie, but it is more likely that he called you "fucker" and pooped on your porch after egging your house. Continue Reading Below Advertisement Why We Hate Them: This guy shows up commenting on any video or news story that involves a fist fight or confrontation. He's quick to remind us of what a badass he is in the real world, and is quick to make physical threats ("You want to come to Jersey and say that to my face??!?!?!"). After spending his formative years settling disputes on high school football fields, he's desperate to be the same kind of bully online he is in the real world. But he's found himself in a strange realm where huge biceps don't seem to count for anything, and is having a tough time making the adjustment. No, you can't punch people over an internet connection, Macho Man. We've tried it. Continue Reading Below Advertisement Actual Examples: