I don't think I can look at the lady at the post office the same ever again... I'm usually incredibly excited when I get my package in the mail (I only have a po box) and mail lady seems to enjoy seeing what other people think to send. So, in light of that, I toss her about the key chain exchange, and about my request. I had a simply request, find the most inappropriate thing you can. (In hindsight, probably not the best package to open with my mail lady) stop with that explanation i begin to open up the package, and out popped.. well, a tiny vagina! Many laughs were had, thank you Santa!!!