INGREDIENTS:

-a shot of them white, white tears, shed for them poor, suffering whities

-Authentic Caribbean rum, crafted by traditions of slavery and oppression

-freshly squeezed strawberry juice, picked by underpaid immigrants from California

-a shot of some ginseng infused nonsense, created by the exotification of ancient Chinese medicine, sold now by really fucking white corporations

-some really white, really crushed ice. Ice crushed by oppressive governmental values. Also known as motherfucking diamonds.

Instructions:

Shake that shit up in a silver martini shaker. Pour into a glass tumblr that was made in China. Serve in order to choke down your dusty, archaic cracka beliefs. Stir with the swizzle stick of nobody giving a fuck about POC problems.

Best served cold, with a side of revenge.