Taylor Swift’s latest album dropped less than a year ago, but fans around the world are already hungry for her next love ballad. Desperate, even—look what she made us do.

Under duress from the Swifties at CableTV.com, our data team used a predictive algorithm to try to replicate T Swift’s talent.

To create the sweet serenade you’ll see below, we fed an AI neural network lyrics from Taylor Swift’s songs. After generating fifty different songs (which were mostly disasters), we found parts coherent enough to create one complete song with two verses, a chorus, and a bridge.

The AI made a valiant effort, but the final result is no “Love Story.” Honestly, we wouldn’t even call it a bop.

Listen to “The Last Word (Whoa. Whoa-Ah-Oh)” below.