This defies words and dreams.

Anna Kournikova. Beer Pong. National TV.

It was Anna’s turn last night to challenge Jimmy Fallon to a game of pong and she didn’t disappoint.

Wearing what can only be described as the dress we want her to wear to our funeral, this night of TV about brought tears to our eyes.

We were so mesmerized that figuring out who won this pong off was futile.

(All photos enlarge for your enjoyment.)

Sidenote to Anna K. Coverage:

[Anna visits stock exchange, gives Dow a huge erection]