INDIAN RIVER COUNTY — There are places where it may be appropriate to strip down to your undies and start dancing.

The middle of a street just west of U.S. 1 is not one of them.

But that’s where Indian River County sheriff’s investigators went shortly after 6 p.m. on March 26, an arrest affidavit states.

Investigators arrived at an address in the 2400 block of 43rd Street after a report of an “intoxicated subject.” .

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They were told of a woman who “appeared to be under the influence of an unknown drug, as she actively took her clothes off on the roadway.”

The woman, later identified as a 25-year-old Vero Beach resident, arrived in a red pickup.

“After the female stripped herself down to her underclothes, she began swigging (sic) a golf club and dancing in the middle of the roadway,” the affidavit states.

The affidavit did not state whether the club was a driver, wedge, putter or iron.

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Nor did it specify the type of dance, such as the Foxtrot, Charleston, Running Man, Cabbage Patch, Stanky Legg or the Floss.

Deputies reported the woman paced around in her undies “slurring profanities at passersby.”

She was jailed on a disorderly intoxication charge.

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Will Greenlee is a breaking news reporter for TCPalm. He also covers strange, wild and weird Treasure Coast crimes in “Off The Beat.” Follow Will on Twitter @OffTheBeatTweet or reach him by phone at 772-692-8936. E-mail him at will.greenlee@tcpalm.com

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