Just three years ago, if you weren’t privy to the inner political workings of Central Valley California, you’d likely have no idea who the hell Devin Nunes was. Unfortunately for everyone, it isn’t three years ago.

Now, in this day and age, Devin Nunes is a household name. His dumpy presence and SuperCuts© hairstyle grace our computers, television, and mobile screens on a regular basis. And unless you’re a Proud Deplorable™, any time you see his oddly boyish visage it probably makes your stomach turn. You just know that you’re about to see how insanely corrupted the modern GOP is. Oh, you thought it was bad already? Every time Nunes makes the news he’s practically yelling, “hold my beer!”

This morning was no different. Waking up to news that Nunes had been secretly recorded discussing the optimal scheduling for impeaching Rod Rosenstein reminded me, once again, that he is just a craven, politically-motivated, GΩP fratboy.

And Nunes isn’t just some random Congressman either. He’s the fucking chair of the House Intelligence Committee — one of three committees tasked with investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election and whether the Trump administration had any part in it.

By the way, how in the hell did he come about that chair position in the first place? As pointed out by Redditor u/thefirstandonly:

Devin Nunes had: 1. No military experience 2. No intelligence experience 3. No law enforcement experience 4. No investigative experience 5. No legal experience 6. No foreign policy experience His education was in agriculture and farming.

Think about this: In 2015, the GOP leadership was faced with the task of replacing Mike Rogers as chairperson for the Intelligence committee. (Say whatever you want about Mike Rogers politics, but at least he had a background in intelligence — y’know, he was in the military and spent a good amount of time as a special agent in the FBI.) The GOP leadership took a long look at their bench and said, “I know just what we need when it comes to intelligence expertise for the United States. Bring in that pudgy dairy-farmer from Visalia”.

Y’know, the one with the high school picture that looks like Boner from TV’s Growing Pains

Seriously! It’s like a film director being faced with finding a stunt-driver and choosing a toddler who’s only driving experience is accidentally putting the car in drive and crashing it through the entrance of an IHOP.

Does this make be eligible for SAG benefits?

No. You know what? That’s too kind of an analogy. Because that toddler isn’t stuffed to the gills with malicious intent. The toddler just wanted to play driver and almost accidentally wiped out a hostess. Nunes apparently wants to play Trump’s Gimp and has wiped out an absolutely necessary investigation as to whether our President is actually acting as a foreign agent.

It has been obvious since the beginning of the Trump administration that Devin Nunes has no intention of acting in a bipartisan and professional manner and instead is obstructing justice at every turn. Any objective observer could point out the oddity in Nunes’s behavior. See his:

There is a lot more, believe me, but since this is just a quick write up in reaction to yet another mind-numbing Nunes exposure, I’m going to stop here for the time being. I’m going to leave with a question:

When will Paul Ryan — who himself strangely resembles a 14-year-old playing businessman in his dad’s suit — admit that Nunes has clearly abused his role as House Intelligence Committee chairman. Hell, when will he admit that Nunes was never suited for the role in the first place?

The answer is NEVER. It is obvious at this point that nobody in the GOP leadership is concerned with anything other than party self-preservation.

Recognizing that, the only option is for the people of California’s 22nd District to show up in November and vote Devin Nunes’s doughy-ass out. Please, find any way that you can help Andrew Janz take that Congressional seat and actually serve the people of the Central Valley instead of the Trump Administration.