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What happens if you run a successful kickstarter where people spend millions on your game

00:00 - 00:05 First we begged them for money

00:05 - 00:07 they gave it to us, a lot for the game

00:07 - 00:10 then the Sony presentation - killer PR

00:11 - 00:16 then we promised them Steam/Gog you name it

00:17 - 00:21 again and again

00:21 - 00:24 those suckers

00:29 - 00:31 idiots

00:31 - 00:34 they thought they were getting the game

00:38 - 00:40 all we wanted was the money

00:41 - 00:47 then we waited for a really long time promising Steam again to get preorders

00:47 - 00:50 they gave us even more

00:50 - 00:56 and then

00:58 - 00:59 what do you think we did

00:59 - 01:01 we screwed them really hard

01:04 - 01:06 we sold the game off to Epic

01:06 - 01:08 for additional money

01:13 - 01:14 those idiots, we sold them out

01:14 - 01:16 for a fraction of what they gave us

01:16 - 01:20 and the best is, they did not know that until yesterday

01:21 - 01:27 when we sent them the info

01:35 - 01:36 and dropped the bomb

01:36 - 01:39 in the middle of E3

01:41 - 01:44 of course they were furious

01:44 - 01:47 asked us for refunds

01:47 - 01:49 asked us for changing our plans back

01:50 - 01:53 who cares?

01:54 - 01:56 we got their money

01:56 - 01:58 and are not giving it back

01:58 - 02:02 and the best is, we got additional money by screwing them over

02:05 - 02:07 those dumbasses

02:10 - 02:11 see

02:11 - 02:13 see this is

02:15 - 02:17 hilarous, they still think

02:17 - 02:20 they are getting a decent game

02:21 - 02:28 but we just were in to get as much money as possible

02:29 - 02:30 money

02:30 - 02:32 customer satisfaction my ass

02:36 - 02:39 sorry I meant arse

02:40 - 02:42 by the time they start legal action

02:50 - 02:55 we already will be in the carribeans

02:56 - 02:58 we are going to buy a ship

02:58 - 03:04 to sail the high seas

03:04 - 03:09 there is not enough money in honest work

03:09 - 03:11 fraud

03:16 - 03:20 and stealing is easier

03:23 - 03:26 so we are going to become pirates