Part of the campaign:

Hi, I'm Taqn. Long Live Canada!



NotCanada1 seems to have a very strong core, and is doing well for itself. Many many NotCanada1ese units.

NotCanada1 even has lonely island villages!

NotCanada2 still has this peninsula city thing. Good for them I suppose.

NotCanada3 has cities filled with very rude diplomats bordering NotCanada2.

NotCanada4 is neat, I suppose.

More NotCanada4. Neat.

Damn NotCanada4 is pretty big. Second best civ.

Wow even more NotCanada4. Amazing. Very close second to Canada.

Holy shit how many pictures of NotCanada4 are you gonna put. A bit of NotCanada5, I suppose.

More NotCanada5. Snore.

GLORIOUS CANADA stands against the VILE SULU MENACE. LONG LIVE CANADA!

Oh, hi NotCanada5. I guess you're...there?

NotCanada5 just kinda showing more shit. I guess it's neat. If you're into that.

NotCanada5 is honestly the most boring civ, cmv.

God let the NotCanada5 pics end.

Slight improvement in interest, major decrease in diplomacy. NotCanada3 has neat cities, I guess, but really nothing interesting.

NotCanada3 along with its completely independent not-a-puppet Iowa.

That's a lot of troops staring at each other.

*snore*

Wow, many men with bows. Exciting.

Hong Kong in 2020.

LONG LIVE CANADA, DOWN WITH THE SULU

What. Cool yields I guess?

Quebec looks as miserable as irl.

Swiper no Swiping!

LOOK UPON THE GLORY OF THE TRUMAN URBAN ZONE RUNNING AT MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY

The most interesting thing in this picture is Singapore.

NotCanada4 is HUMBLED to support GLORIOUS CANADA

DOWN WITH THE SULU

Look at that rogue lil Settler.

THE CITY SHALL FALL

Soon.

Who the fuck asked

Get back to Canada

Multicultural exchange.

Same exchange but again

THE SULU WILL BURN

Damn some NotCanadas are killing each other. Good for them.

Damn the NotCanadas are dying.

BACK TO THE ACTION

Why are looking at the boring shit above the battle

Iowa.



Bottom Text.

THE SULU MENACE CRUMPLES

SULU CONTINUES TO CRUMPLE

Ok.

NotCanada4 is honoured to sail in our waters.

NotCanada4 and NotCanada3.

THE SULU FALL

WATCH AS THE CITIES FALL

THE SULU ARE SAD ABOUT THIS BUT WHO CARES

DAB ON LEGO INDEED

TRUMAN URBAN ZONE CARRIES ON THE WAR EFFORT

TRUMAN TOWN IS NEXT TO A JEALOUS CITY STATE

Dungun, more like Dung.

VICTORY IS NEAR

Not to be rude but who the fuck asked.

BOOM

DOWN WITH DUNGUN

PROPAGANDA, THE PEOPLE OF CANADA ARE ALWAYS SMILING

Apples.

Damn that's a lot of boring unit shit.

TRUMAN URBAN ZONE IS OBVIOUSLY TAKING ON TWO CITIES AT ONCE

DUNGUN IS CLOSE TO FALLING

Out of generosity, we are allowing the NotCanada4ese to hold the cities WE captured.

Same deal as above, just being polite.

Maimbung? More like. Maimbung. Get fucked, Sulu Scum.

VICTORY

WHO CARES

Liberated Cities because of Canada being so nice.

Ok.

Now.

Did.

I.

Ask.

Do.

I.

Care.

NotCanada5 is finally offscreen, God. GLORY TO CANADA

Spoke too soon.

Our valiant sidekicks in this war.

Good job Robin.

:D

Cities!

Boats!

More cities!

I despise how absurdly large that is!

Like holy shit that is a lot.

Like wow.

Stronk.

Rude.

And we end this part on a really boring shot of a really boring civ. Nice.



I have been taqn, the consistently worst narrator of CivHybridGames.