I don’t think I have much explaining to do for this post – it’s a DIY Vegan Burrito Bowl. The name says it all. Unless you don’t know what a Burrito or the term DIY means, I’m sure you get the picture. It is certainly delicious but I’m not sure if it’s as good as the ones they make at Trump Towers. I mean, my Burrito Bowl doesn’t have a tortilla wall around it.

We start off with a really tasty mixture of Onions, Garlic, Red Pepper, Cherry Tomatoes, Cumin, Coriander, Hot Sauce, Tomato Paste, Sugar, Lime Juice, Black Beans, Cilantro/Coriander and Vegan “Meat” Crumbles. All you fake meat haters, please go away now. This mixture of sh!t tastes good. That is all I have to say. Simple, easy to make, cheap a$$ ingredients and full of flava.

Here we have our lovely Avocado Lime Sauce that tops off the DIY Burrito Bowl. What’s in it? Well, Avocado (duh), Lime Juice, Cilantro/Coriander and a tiny bit of Jalapeno. So Mexicano, dudes. Tastes great. I like to add my favourite Vegan Sour Cream on top of the Burrito Bowl too. Entirely optional and up to you. Do whatever you want.

Now that we have all of these little idiots prepared, all we have to do it tumble it on a bed of rice. VOILA, DIY Vegan Burrito Bowl! I use instant packet rice, sorry, not sorry. I’m too lazy to cook rice half the time. I’m sure they cook rice from scratch at Trump Towers, but I’m not all fancy and sh!t

So if you’re keen on making a healthy, simple, entirely up to you DIY Vegan Burrito Bowl for half the cost of what you’d get at some crappy mexican joint, scroll down for the full recipe. Enjoy, kents! Trump approves.



