Check out all the great new shows from the Trump Administration!

Sunday

8:30 a.m. — Mad About You Obama

3:00 p.m. — Heterosexual Modern Family

4:30 p.m. — 16 and Pregnant and Now Legally Required to Keep the Baby

7:00 p.m. — Always Make America’s Next Top Model Sign an NDA

Monday

7:00 p.m. — American Horror Story: Pizzagate

10:00 p.m. — Parks and Recreation Do Not Merit Government Funding

11:00 p.m. Golf

Tuesday

7:00 a.m. — Golf

11:30 a.m. — Storage Wars Cannot Be Resolved with Diplomacy

3:00 p.m. — Stephen Miller’s Interview with a Vampire

5:00 p.m. —Whoreding: Hillary, I’m Tweeting at You Bitch

Wednesday

10:30 a.m. — The Real World Is Run by Transdimensional Lizard People

1:00 p.m. — 13 Reasons Why Whites Are Superior

4:00 p.m. —The Obama Care Bears: How Promiscuous Gay Men Steal Your Tax Dollars

Thursday

4:00 p.m. — Paid Programming (NRA)

7:00 p.m. — Paid Programming (KGB)

11:00 p.m. — Paid Programming (WCW)

Friday

9:00 a.m. — America’s GoT Talent: How to Rule Like King Joffrey

10:00 a.m. — The Real Housewives of New Hampshire (Are Known Crack Whores)

10:30 a.m. — Deadwood: A Round Table Discussion on Hillary Clinton’s Penis

2:00 p.m. — Golf

Saturday

7:00 p.m. —Silicon Valley Is Not for Immigrants

8:00 p.m. — Fixer Upper: The White House Dump

10:00 p.m. — Curb Your Enthusiasm, Hillary Just Walked into the Room and Now It Smells Like 1000 Shits