Alright Deplorables, I’m gonna keep this quick.

We stand now to remove the enemies of freedom and American Freedom almost over night.

The democrat party is currently tearing itself apart at the seams. Nanny State, Gun Grabber Liberals are fighting with Godless Communists over it’s future.

Ghoulish Demonrats like Pelosi, Clinton, Obama, Biden, and Bloomberg are all working behind the scenes to keep control of the deep state. They are scheming day and night to prevent Crazy Bernie Sanders from winning the primaries.

Cheatin’ Pete and Sleepy Joe helped fund the app that they cheated with in Iowa. Soda Stealer Bloomberg payed the Dumbocraps to change the rules for the debate so he could get in. At every step they try and squash Bernie like the bugman he is.

And the funniest part? Crazy Bernie is winning! Despite all their backhanded dealings Crazy Uncle Bernie is has convinced a generation of snowflakes that they deserve the profits of our hardest working CEOs. Yup the participation trophy kids really think they own the products that they’re lucky enough to create. You can’t make this up folks!

But Kill-Liary-Y and Company have one final trick up their sleeves. Superdelegates. Even if Comrade Sanders gets the most votes (which it looks like he will, buh-bye Joe), he needs over 50% of them to secure the nomination. So if he gets a plurality (more than everyone else but not 50%), then the Superdelegates get to vote and you know they’re gonna pick some spineless liberal! Bernie needs to get a clear, majority win to prevent any shenanigans in Milwaukee this summer.

But if Bernie does get the nomination, he will lose so hard to America’s Greatest President. Despite what all the cucked polls say about Bernie doing well with hard-working Americans. We know the Truth©. America will never give away to Communist Socialist Bernie Sanders. True Patriots will storm the ballots and make sure that only people who kneel for the cross and stand for the flag get to participate.

And the best part? After Bernie loses those shiftless leaches that live in the cities will tear each other to shreds! The party will explode, and we’ll never have to worry about some elitist on the coast telling us which bathroom we’re allowed to let people use again.

So how can we help?

Here me out, and don’t change the station.

We need to re-register as Democrats and vote for Bernie in the primaries.

There’s still time to do it in most states. It easy, you go to the DMV, fill out a paper, and thats it! For a few weeks you can pretend to be a Dummycrat, haha, who knows you might even eat a tide pod!

And then, after the primary, as High Commissar Sanders leads his party into ruin, you jump back to the winning team! Walk into the DMV and declare, I’m for the party that cares about profits! and reclaim your place on God’s side, with God’s favorite president.

With the Devilchimp party destroyed. We will be free to end abortion, declare war on whoever we want, BUILD THE WALL, LOCK HER UP, FLUSH OUR TOILETS, EAT MEAT, AND LIVE WITH PRIDE!!!!

Who knows, with an all patriot congress, and a God fearing Supreme Court. Trump could just be President for life! How fun would it be to own your liberal children with that!?

And you might be thinking. Well won’t Trump beat any other Drivelchump? Yes, but it would be close enough to cheat. If a former Republican like Lyin’ Liz, Mini Mike, or Crooked Hillary get the nomination, who knows how many RINOs who can’t handle all the winning will jump ship? If enough illegals vote again, Trump might be kicked out of office by Satanic Pedophiles. Only Bernie will galvanize hard working Americans to show up and let the world know they’re ready to fight for the future. And the RINOs will have to vote for Trump like they were probably going to do anyway.

So here’s a chart that shows the last day available to change your party affiliation, and give the Drunkycrets a taste of what real election interference looks like. Go out and save America MAGAheads!