NY Giants Chef Hat? Check NY Giants Apron? Check Model items for Santa? Check Duck Face? Fail

I love my gift. I love to cook, read about cooking and food history and love, love, love the NY Giants. Some of my fondest memories as a kid are cooking with my parents and watching sports with them. Now I can share that with my children (who attempted to model with me). Thank you Santa for a wonderful and totally useful gift. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and God Bless!