Wombat Humor

A Wombat Riddle

How many wombats does it take

to screw in a light bulb?

Another Wombat Riddle

If a wombat cries out in a forest

and no one is there to hear him,

what does his cry sound like?

Another (Zen) Wombat Riddle

We know the sound of two wombats calling,

but what is sound of one wombat calling?

Yet Another Wombat Riddle