I am just so overwhelmed by my Santa... you could not have done better! Thank you so, so very much. I almost cried when I saw the ties, I've always wanted one and now I have two!

The card reads:

"Dear Amy / Bizcat,

Merry Christmas!

Greetings from Morgantown, WV! I hope all is well in Mission Viejo! This is my first Reddit Gift Exchange, and I was excited to get started. I was sorry to hear that your previous SS shafted you. I hope I make up for it. Enclosed you will find a few small items for both you and your furry children.

1st is a pound of that sweet 99.1% pure Blue Sky that I have been assured by reliable sources is tightTightTIGHT!!!!!!

2nd is some proper board room attire for your budding feline executives, General Grievous and Banjo to assure their climb up the corporate ladder (or pants leg, window curtains, wallpaper, etc...) will be a swift one! (I require pictures!)

3rd is a little something for Stella that I doubt could be confused for a sex toy... (But you never know... rule 34 and all...).

I hope you enjoy your gifts!

Cheers!"