Santa Is A Socialist

Santa is a socialist

His dirty secret's out

Ol Kringle he’s a communist

I can prove beyond a doubt

He gives presents to the poor kids

That’s one dead giveaway

And you tell me just what is up

With that Red suit anyway

He’s got FreeMarket Jesus

Tied up at the North Pole

He’s out to win the children’s hearts

And then he’ll steal their souls

And if you don’t believe me

Consider this my friend

You know you can’t spell Santa

Without S-A-T-A-N

Santa is a socialist

You’ll see it if you’re smart

Just put his photo side by side

With one of old Karl Marx

Notice how you never see ‘em

Both in the same place

I swear they’re both the same guy

It’s time the truth was faced

He comes down through the chimney

That’s an awful sneaky trait

He expects us all to give him

Free cookies on a plate

Yeah Kringle is a communist

Here’s all the proof I need

His elves are all on welfare

With free health care guaranteed

On Castro! On Chavez! On Trotsky! On Lenin!

On Putin! On Stalin! On Biden! On Franken!

Santa is a socialist

Here’s all the proof I’m needin’

He lives way up by Canada

Denmark France and Sweden

And if you still don’t think St Nick’s

A dirty commie louse

Just consider he can see

Russia from his house

Yeah Kringle is a communist

Pure pinko through and through

I saw it on Glenn Beck’s show

So you know it must be true

But if you KoolAid drinkers doubt

This chilling expose

I heard a nasty rumor

The Easter Bunny’s gay