Oh, just something from where I came from, far, far away. I can call friends of mine who also have other versions of this thing. It can also record events and moments like they were paintings or memories playing out in your head. Just don't tell any Holy See faggots about this, they'll think it's witchcraft and burn me alive!

I hear little Ricky has made a large-sized version of this repeating crossbow you have. Very good for sieges or, you know, killing Apostles!



Nah, Skull Knight is cool, but he needs to get his act together. This is HIS mess, we're fixing, after all. I mean, the Eldar created a Dark God too, but that was a galaxy-spanning empire and they were pretty sick! How the hell did he create a Dark God in one lonesome kingdom?!



Hell yeah! Also, we'll need your son. I have an idea of how to depower Falconia's Biggest Faggot, and your son can help.



Saitama? Isn't he that baldy one, one of those caped-flying heroes a la Superman? Can't kill an ant without going wangst and suicidal because "Life is pwecious" and all that bullshit? We need people willing to spill blood here, Puck.



Pfft, Gods are cowards, the lot of them. But I hear the Godhand assholes have this big, giant heart of darkness that is actually the big boss or something. You could use some backup, especially going against the Griffith-fanboys Apostles and the Godhand... Too bad we don't have an army of our own!

(Eyes widen in realization, evil smirk appears)



Say, Guts... According to HR. Giger Ripoffs, Mars Attacks and the Anemone Head, those brands curse you to hell once you die, right? Anyone branded with them gets killed, their souls are left wandering the Abyss, correct?