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Super Villains

A wild off-season has seen the Clippers add a host of colorful characters. The villainous nature of some of the new additions, plus the ever increasing dislike of our core roster from outside the fan base, has led some fans here on Clipsnation to start calling the team(specifically the bench) The Suicide Squad. While I love the Idea of casting our players as villains, I can’t help but feel like there is a group of bad guys that fit our team better. So with out any further ado, I would like to present to you…

The Legion of Doom

Starring Chris Paul as Brainiac

The evil android. Humans are considered a level 6 intelligence, Braniac is a level 12. He has the ability to posses others, absorb information, and control space and time. He is devastatingly powerful, and his greatest weapon is his mind.

J.J. Redick as The Riddler

A cunning strategist, The Riddler has a keen eye for recognizing patterns. He leads his foes through a dizzying array of tricks and traps, then strikes with deadly efficiency.

Paul Pierce as Captain Cold

Captain Cold has no innate powers. Instead, he relies on his amazing instincts and deadly aim when relinquishing athletically superior foes. He’s a natural born leader with ice water in his veins.

Blake Griffin as Gorilla Grodd

A behemoth with super strength and an intellect to match. He has the ability to manipulate his enemies. This combined with his frightening intelligence and tremendous size, make him a dominating figure on the battlefield.

DeAndre Jordan as Sinestro

Sinestro was once a hero. One of the most powerful and respected of the Lantern Corps. He was given more power, and tasked with leading a young lantern by the name of Hal Jordan. But this only exposed Sinestro for the villain he truly was, and is. He is now, arguably, the most hated member of the legion.

Austin Rivers as Scarecrow

Scarecrow has always been mocked. Mocked for his lanky frame, mocked because of his name, mocked because of his likeness to Ichibad Crane. But now he has power. He has become obsessed with instilling fear, obsessed with revenge.

Jamal Crawford as Cheetah

The Cheetah uses his superhuman speed and agility to gain a tactical edge over his opponents. His razor sharp claws make him a wildly unpredictable adversary.

Lance Stephenson as Solomon Grundy

Cyrus Gold was once a wealthy merchant whose future seemed bright. Then he was murdered, and his body dumped in Slaughter Swamp (just outside Charlotte). Now he is back from the dead and stronger then ever.

Josh Smith as Bizarro

When Bizarro was created by Superboy, he instantly became a menace because of his child-like and erratic behavior. He has all the powers of Superman, but to often tries to emulate him, leading to chaos and destruction. Now, with a team of Super Villains behind him, his power will be on full display.

and Steve Ballmer as Lex Luthor

A power mad American billionaire. A gifted scientist and inventor. The man behind the curtain.

So there you have it. The Clippers as the Legion of Doom.

-Gaia Rhodes