"Hello, Brian, this is Rita." This refrain would haunt New York City residents Brian Bolster and Thomas Harrington, as it signaled another voicemail from their kooky, annoying, unintentionally hilarious landlord with another strange request.

It starts innocently enough, with Rita calling up to ask if tenants Brian and Thomas had any spare pots and pans. And, if they did, she wouldn't mind taking them off their hands. Next thing you know, she's nursing baby pigeons, accusing the tenants of neglecting their cat, and calling them "spoiled brats."

The situation continues to devolve with increasing hilarity and hijinks. Thankfully, Brian saved the voicemails and compiled them into a 10-minute documentary.

So sit back, listen, and be glad Rita isn't your landlord.

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