Happy 2017! This week on Ask Riot, League’s teams talk their very, very serious New Year’s Resolutions.

Champ Update

We’re finally updating Ryze.

Give Jax a real weapon.

Re-tool Singed to better suit the support end-game fantasy.

Competitive

Ranked 2018: Seven ranked queues. Four clients.

Launch global education initiative replacing school grades with solo queue rank.

Champion

True. Damage.

Attempt first six-hit passive.

Personalization (AKA Skins Team)

Small goal: Three new Teemo skins. Large goal: SIX new Teemo skins.

Start production on SKT Worlds 2017 and 2018 championship skins.

Patch Notes

Make an obscure reference to an earlier patch note reference Go deeper

Go deeper Write a literal novel for next pre-season’s patch notes

See how far we can stretch the meaning of “at a later time”

Communications

Change all red names to “Cactopus”

Mute the actual Cactopus

Purchase round table

Gameplay

1. Introduce new item. 2. Nerf champions who are too strong with this item.

3. Remove the item.

3. Remove the item. 5 AD

Narrative

Announce full retcon of all lore; champions are now toys and Summoner’s Rift is your imagination.

Reveal George the Frog’s dark and mysterious past.

Shyvana X Ezreal: Chapters 1-3

Esports

Clone Faker, create full team of Fakers to challenge original Faker, SKT wins anyway.

Leak letter asking everyone to stop leaking letters.

Player Behavior

We’ll have an update on Honor as soon as our chat restriction expires

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