buy a big bottle of shampoo, cut up some herbs and onions, put a peg on each ear lobe and one to close up the nose. wear one big boot. on the other foot, smear mud on the leg and foot. wear a yellow belt.

go up to your companion and start mating ritual by pulling down all pants/underpants like your going to sit on the toilet and pull up front of top like you scored a goal. pour entire bottle of shampoo on skin smearing herbs and onions while repeating 'I jone cut you up, you so in hush mode'. enter mystical trance. put yellow belt in your mouth.

well done.