It all began with the forging of the Great Pizzas. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine pizzas were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these pizzas was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another pizza was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master pizza, to control all others. And into this pizza he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.One pizza to rule them all.