A pair of thieves pilfered a load of “bull penises” from a Canadian pet store, the shop announced.

The duo allegedly swiped hundreds of dollars worth of the dog treats — also known as “Pizzles” — from one of the Pet Zone shops in Newfoundland and Labrador, the store posted to Facebook Saturday.

“We have video surveillance of them grabbing as many penises as they can and taking off!” the chain posted to Facebook.

They tried to target a second store in the Pet Zone chain, but left empty-handed, the post said.

The male suspect was last seen wearing a gray hoodie, and had stars tattooed on his neck. The woman changed between visits but had a tattoo on her temple, possibly a spiderweb.

Anyone with information is asked to message the pet store on Facebook or contact the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary.