This is just a thing I wrote based on the Full Metal Jacket movie. I call it Full Metal Security:

This is my laptop.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My laptop is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my laptop is useless.

Without my laptop, I am useless.

I must type my laptop true.

I must path vulnerabilities faster than my attacker who is trying to compromise me.

I must beat him before he beats me. I will …

My laptop and I know that what counts in security are not the issues we find, the tickets we file, nor vulnerabilities we patch.

We know that it is the security awareness that count. We will make the end user aware …

My laptop is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its keyboard and its display.

I will keep my laptop clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will …

Before my team, I swear this creed.

My laptop and I are the defenders of my company.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no enemy, but peace!

#FullMetalSecurity #Born2Pwn

Happy Hacking!

Adrian Puente Z.