Ordinary Hero comes from my own experiences. If I had a superpower, it would absolutely be the ability to make women come to the senses. I discovered this around the time I realized I kept saying “I dodged a bullet” with all the women I’ve dated… when really I think that I might be the bullet. I am no ordinary hero, though, because I gave women perspective, and showed them how much better their lives could be…. without me.

They just needed to spend enough time with me in order to understand that they could do better. I take a little bit of pride in that, even though I probably shouldn’t. I should be ashamed, but I’m not… call a spade a spade or whatever.

I think that everybody has some sort of latent “Ordinary” power. I know someone who can predict what song comes next on the radio. It’s a pointless power, but that doesn’t make it any less of a power. I also know a woman who goes by the names of “Homewrecker” or “Honey pot” who has the ability to destroy relationships.

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