There are about four dozen things I would rather be doing on a Saturday, including passing my kidney stone all over again. That is seriously the amount of disdain I have for the racist Starbucks social-justice PR stunt that the hipster-approved coffee brand called anti-bias training.

Closing over 8,000 stores a few days back, Starbucks—or as I’ll call them henceforth: racist Starbucks—had a plan to educate their staff on racial bias, on the heels of an Asian female calling the police on two belligerent black customers, which oddly brought up a discussion of white racism against blacks.

No, you can’t make this shit up. This is the world in which we live: Two black males disrespect a private establishment, refuse to leave, act entitled, end up arrested, and it’s society’s fault for daring to hold blacks to the same standards as everyone else.

How dare you expect black people to act civilized, Asian store lady! That’s f*cking racist!

And this isn’t even the least bit hyperbolic. It used to be a meme, a rare thing only spouted by Black Lives Matter, that blacks should have the run of the playground to do whatsoever they want without having the cops called on them. It was an identity-politic extreme cultural Marxist stance taken by radical black activists. Though it has spread into a legit movement: Do not call the police on black people. There are hundreds of separate pieces online!

No po-po, ho. No matter what!

As always, you might disagree with my lack of decorum and sensitivity regarding these issues, but I am not making any of this up. I can’t. I’m not smart enough. Mark Twain couldn’t make this shit up.

So, back to the racist Starbucks training.

As you may have guessed, the goal was not to educate all people on how they might be more culturally sensitive to others – as if we should admit that unlawful loitering is part of black culture. No, they came right out and said it: The goal was to educate white people about their racism. The motherf*ckers even put it on signs out front of their stores!

Yes, I’m angry about this. Why? Well, understand the greater context here of living life in America with a population clip of 13% nomadic hunter-gatherer Africans, who in 200,000 years of evolution never had a society anything like the west. No excuses; just pointing out that they’re new to this shit, whereas white people have been continually forging a polite, equitable society for over two thousand years, nowhere near perfect but inching better every generation.

As we expect to see if we model evolution—which I have in my own book—blacks commit exponentially more violence against whites than the other way around. Racist Starbucks even proved this by the anti-white racism video they put together, having to use clips of Jim Crow-era violence against blacks at the hands of whites.

You read that correctly. White on black violence is so exceedingly rare in the United States that in order to paint white people as villains, racist Starbucks had to dig way back in their way-back machine to pull up old-ass black-and-white clips of shit that happened to people who are no longer alive, perpetrated by people who’ve been worm food since Atari.

And this is one of the reasons I’m pissed at racist Starbucks, along with a whole lot of other people.

You see, just in the past year, there have been at least two black serial killers targeting old white people only for being white. If you did not know that, no one could blame you. It never made a single national news story, even though they were legit serial killers.

Not too long after Dylan Roof’s heinous ass shot up black people in a church, a black man went on a shooting spree in California, targeting white people for being white. Like Roof, who was supposedly only brought in peacefully because white, and a black person would have been murdered on the spot, the suspect was taken into custody without incident. Guess which one made the news and which didn’t?

Every single week in America we hear stories about roving gangs of bastard black teens targeting and beating white people, mainly white women, within an inch of their lives with 2x4s and bats and stomping them senseless. It has happened in Maryland, Vegas, Philly, and dozens of other locations around the nation. You probably never heard about any of this, because these incidents sure as shit do not make the news.

(Note: Black violence is so covered up by media that half of what you find are police reports and photos, not actual news stories, because media agendas.)

On a site like YouTube alone, there are pages upon pages of black people physically assaulting white people. When scrolling through the platform, I found only a handful of white people beating any nonwhites, and only one of whites attacking a black person. And oddly enough, that video was of a black Antifa member in Charlottesville, Virginia, who attacked white people first!

I could go on for thousands of more examples of this, including the fact that black men rape thousands of white women a year, while fewer than ten black women are raped by white men.

Those <10 are a clear example of slave fetish racism. The 35,000? Well, they’re only white people. No need to make a big fuss about it…

You see where this is going. Racist Starbucks knows these facts. Though in order to paint their narrative that only white people can be racist, we have to ignore serial killers, roving gangs, and thousands of vicious assaults, and instead pull up stock f*cking Zapruder footage from sixty years ago to make white people look racist.

With all the many times black people shout about white racism, one would think that racist Starbucks could fill a library. But have you ever noticed that every time we evil whites are supposedly acting racist, there’s never any footage of it? Ever notice how every “racism on campus” story turns out to be a hoax, and the black students just wanted free shit from the school?

Twitter will ban you for this. Facebook will ban you for this. YouTube will ban you for this. News won’t run it. It’s the world’s biggest open secret, that black-on-white racism is a rampant daily occurrence in the nation, while whites still have to be brow-beaten with tales of Medgar Evers from 1963.

You know clips of that made it into the video, because racist Starbucks, if anything, is all about that current year!

There’s nothing I can do about it. Truth be told, over 90% of the racist Starbucks customer base is progressive white hipster – the very people who push the narrative that whites are evil and blacks dindu nuffin. So in a sense, the marketing by racist Starbucks here was brilliant.

I mean, let’s not get it twisted here. Racist Starbucks in no way did this to appease black people. Twelves states’ worth of black Starbucks customers couldn’t keep one of the brand’s New York shops operational. That’s how rare black people are at a damn white hipster coffee shop. No. This move was 100% to appease the white useful idiots and to keep bringing them in.

Hipsters won’t visit a place that isn’t hip; and if you’re accused of being racist, even if 90% of racist Starbucks stores have never had a black person walk through their doors, white hipsters love to believe that they’re so diverse and tolerant.

And this is what makes me the angriest, the fact that this was done by white people, for white people, under the guise of supporting black people.

And black people should really even be angrier about it! Starbucks doesn’t want your business. They’re treating you like retarded children who cannot survive in the world because of shit 0.001% of white people did sixty f*cking years ago.

Their big move for equality: Open their bathrooms to you. So, according to your white hipster friends at corporate, if you need to piss from all that malt liquor, come on in, homie!

Though to close, this exposes two things:

1: We see clearly the depths to which white people will grovel and virtue signal to each other to pretend that their all-white hipster circles are progressive and multicultural.

2: We see clearly the extent to which blacks in America wish to be catered and actually treated like helpless children who need white saviors.

Racist Starbucks, kiss our asses. The only thing we need you for is a landmark to let us know how to avoid moronic progressive white people.