Someone found and introduced this song on AVEN a few months ago and it was too amazing not to share. I couldn’t find the lyrics anywhere yet, so here’s a quick transcript.

The song is from 1985 (re-released in 2000), by the band The Echoes.

(There’s another video here too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkerdwqsNbc)

She walks around in designer jeans

but she don’t know what it really means

Don’t try to make her ’cause you’re wasting your time

Making love never crosses her mind

She’s Asexual,

All my lines are ineffectual,

A-a-a-a-a-a-asexual

Her only is interest is electronic toys

She’s not the kind of girl that plays with boys

I can’t believe that she’s so unaware

Her lights are on but no one’s home down stairs

Asexual,

All my lines are ineffectual,

A-a-a-a-a-a-asexual

I take her to the movies

I call her on the phone

We always go out dancing,

But we’re never all alone

I say let’s get together

We can have a lot of fun

She say’s she’ll be right over

But you know she never comes

[instrumental break]

I understand that she’s got no desire

I only wish she wouldn’t set me on fire

Just when I think I’ve got her in my power

10 minutes later it’s an ice cold shower.

Asexual,

All my lines are ineffectual,

A-a-a-a-a-a-asexual

I take her to the movies

I call her on the phone

We always go out dancing,

but we’re never all alone

I say let’s get together

We can have a lot of fun

She say’s she’ll be right over

But you know she never comes

She’s Asexual,

All my lines are ineffectual,

A-a-a-a-a-a-asexual

A-a-a-a-a-a-asexual

A-a-a-a-a-a-asexual

A-a-a-a-a-a-asexual

(Never fools around)

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