Compilation of 4chan's trolling(subjective) pastas

Last updated 3/10/13

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***Now, pick one or more of the following pastas, and unleash the butthurt

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Art thou enraged, my brother, for I style upon thee?

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WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

you are a child and you and everything you believe are the cancer.

this is 4chan, and once upon a time that meant something. it meant we checked our egos at the door in the spirit of having fun and not taking ourselves seriously. that was when adults controlled this place, but those times will never come back. there will never be enough good people left to stand up against your childish high-school level sectarianism, your empty buzzwords and your entitled little fevered ego. but i'll still be here to remind you, you are the cancer.

you are not special, you are not exceptional, and your ego is not worth one fucking red cent. grow up and get over yourself, please, and quickly.

Is moot literally retarded? He gets 10000 applications for Janitor, yet these shitposting threads still last this long? How many people is he actually hiring? What kind of horseshit criteria does he have? This should not be happening so consistently almost 10 years into the site's life.

NOW LISTEN UP YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT.

I WONT SUCK YOUR COCK I AM A FUCKING MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. Fucking EVERY DAY the same shit. ''SUCK MY COCK DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of shit I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI YOU HOMO SHITS. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK DICKS YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I FUCK HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO FUCK ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. Fucking FAGGOTS I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

No, seriously, what's with the influx of normalfags recently? Everything was nice and normal a few months ago, but since about 6 months ago the board has gone straight to shit. Not even "Night time /a/" is safe now.

Are we getting raided? I don't want to believe that /a/ has fallen this low. The post in this thread and many others look like something out of fucking Facebook.

I'm actually convinced 95% of the post in this thread are being posted by some IRC chat trying to troll us. It's fucking impossible that there are so many normalfags actively posting in this board. It's insane.

You waltz in, completely disregard the established board culture, do whatever the fuck you want, call whomever you disagree with "kids," and you say you are not being selfish? Just kill yourself. The human race can do without people like you.

This is what happens when spoonfeeding goes out of hand, no one bothers lurking. I warned you lot about spoonfeeding. Now we have a bunch of foreign "normals" trying to force their opinions onto the board. I won't be surprised if /a/ becomes /b/ 3.0 by next year.

This is why we should never spoonfeed. Normals like these come here and feel welcome without bothering to lurk. Forcing their opinions onto the already settled regulars on the board like they're somehow superior.

Good job /b/-- I mean /a/. Well, soon we'll be /ba/ anyway so what's the difference.

Let's have another anime recommendation thread xD No wait, how about we try to make someone read a manga by posting an awesome page!!

God, stop talking as if you hold some moral high ground. You're on enemy territory, so just shut the fuck up and don't tell others what THEY should do when it's you who's obviously in the wrong.

I come here to be among the filth like me. The misogynists, the pedophiles, the transsexuals, the irreligious, the gays, the bi's, the racists, the otakus (and by that, I refer to the dakimakura-owning, waifu-loving dirt of society with posters of 2D anime girls all over the walls. The guy who spends all his money on a better computer and multiple anime figures to litter his walls and shelves).

I do not come here to listen to how and your girlfriend had a tiff and you want help getting back together.

I do not come here to listen to your preaching about how easy it is to lead a normal life.

I do not come here to AIM or MSN or otherwise 'chat' with you.

I do not come here to listen to your disgusting drivel about how you spend time everyday watching anime with your girlfriend and need a recommendation for another.

If I wanted any of that shit, I'd go to gaiaonline, or myspace, or facebook.

No, I come here to look at pathetic losers post their fantasies about dating their 2D lover.

I come here to see pedophiles exchange erotica involving underaged minors.

I come here to watch stormfront refugees fabricate various 'evidence' about how other races are inferior to whites.

I come here to view the tips and stories given by crackheads addicted to oxy.

I come here to revel in the dirt of humanity so that I can feel at home.

I've already done as best as I possibly can to filter shit out. I've got the 4chan filter, I can hide individual posts, I can hide threads, and various other annoyances taken care of, but it doesn't help nowadays.

If I wanted normal, I'd go somewhere else.

But you do not understand this desire, and so will respond with "LUL4CHANIZSECRETBASE" or some other nonsense rather than actually argue for your staying here.

Fucking normalfags.

I actually worried about this board quality. Have you read any late night threads recently? How about those Madoka movie thread? They are nothing but Facebook-tier normalfags. Can you imagine what would happen if those posters get used to this site?

I mean, normalfag have always been here, but the thing now is that no one say anything.

Dozens of threads filled with:

>"my friends"

>emoticon users

>"why are you so mean?"

>"gosh, stop trying to fit in"

>exclamation marks

>"dude, you should get out more"

>"so I and my friend"

>"this is so sad :c"

>"lol yeah"

>"did you see the new update on facebook? i'm so fucking hype!!!"

And so on. It's sickening

LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED

MY

PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING OTAKU RELATED THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH GOD IM DYING!! WHAT IS AIR?! I CANT BREATHE!! SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! BEND ME OVER AND FUCK ME﻿ TWO WAYS 'TILL SUNDAY IM DYING! OH SWEET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CAN NEVER LISTEN TO RAP AGAIN!! JESUS..JESUS IM DYING!!!!

What the fuck did you just fucking say to Eren, Titan scum? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 104th Training Squad, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids outside the walls, and I have over 300 confirmed Titan kills. I am trained in 3D Maneuver Gear and I’m the top soldier in the entire Recon Corps. You're nothing to me but just another Titan. I will slice the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Wall Rose, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Eren over the Internet? Think again, Titan. As we speak I'm contacting the Military Police across the walls and your district is being traced right now so you better prepare for the attack, Titan. The attack that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your nape. You’re fucking dead, Titan. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my blades. Not only am I extensively trained in Titan combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Recon Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slice your nape off within these walls, you damn Titan. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Titan. I'll shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Titan.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Excuse me, but just who in the fuck do you think you are? YOU, bossing ME around? Suck a trillion dicks. I don't have to do a single motherfucking thing you tell me. You think your hot shit mouthing off to me but I bet if we were face to face you'd change colors quicker than the fucking Aroara Boaryalice.

Just try opening you're fat mouth in front of me again, I FUCKING dare you. I can bench press 700 pounds, I drive a top of the line Lambergini and I get more pussy than Walt Chamberlane. You on the other hand watch moeshit, sleep with a waifer pillow and have a gut so huge it makes Homer Sampson look mall nurished by comparison.

I just know your going to reply to this with "LOL U MAD". Your fucking andissipating my reply. The second you post that outdated cumback I will track you're IP, find out where you live and tear you a new arsehole.

Fuck. You.

mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING -WIN-, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.

well, well, well, what have we here another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the a mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting the entire thread for additional proof and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking anime board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound pile of shit. your days are fucking numbered

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.

Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.

Your body yearns for those temptresses, but does your heat? My penis is fully erect from this coversation, I'm caressing it just like I would to what would be left of your penis if you were here with me. I can just imagine it, blowing my load on your face. Your stubs (I'd make you an amputee and tun the hole in the stubs into mini anuses, like any good owner would) clawing at my crotch begging for more of my hot mayo. You're searching for something aren't you anon? The reason you're so angry and have one night stands with the wrong people. Once you come with me you'll become a part of me, no wait, an extension of me. I'd do whatever I want and you'd just roll your eyes back into your skull, arch your back and beg for more. Trust me anon you'll love it, they all do.

Go fuck yourself, worthless kid. Whenever something happens you go up to your little ・b/ folder・ pick up UMAD.jpg and post it here, thinking you are the best, laughing behind your screen, flapping these adipous cheeks of yours while your wawa chocolate milk drips all overy your XXXL t-shirt. Fucking pederast. You rotten, disgusting slug, bucephalus leech. I hate you and your entire body smells like feces. Do you have any idea of how long you have been there, sitting on this same chair that because of some unknown miracle managed to withstand your massive weight? You have been there for weeks, months, locked up in your room that smells like Doritos and Wawa milk, jacking off to your Haruhi wallpaper and posting 填MAD.jpg・on this fucking imageboard. I don稚 even know how you manage to type with your thick, greasy fingers, or how you still manage to find your tiny penis among all the fat flaps on your belly and groin area. You pile of shit, bipedal sperm-whale!!!

No one sacked up and met me i see. you just proved my point, you're a bunch of pansies who just talk without backing it up. i'm willing to let you go on with your pointless sarcastic threads abotu karate kid 3, just admit that u shoudlnt have disrespected me in the first place if u were too p-ssy to back it up. admit that and i'm outa here to a place where people appreciate what the movie is about. how can u call the threats empty when i am offerring to meet up and everyone who disrespected me is too chump to do so? i just think, if u are going to get up the sack to disrespect me, u should at least have the sack to meet up and back up the words tonight u can meet up with me at the new york city subway station, gate 5, 8pm. ill be there to catch the L to an appointment at 8, but i'll get there earlier so we can settle up, 6pm? 7pm? way to shoot out insults all weekend while i am not even near a computer. u guys are really stand up guys. whatever. keep on with your bs. all i know is i gave a location and what i looked like and what ill be wearing. u can say it's fake all u want, but it isn't. no one will come see for themselves. to tell u the truth, i am exhausted from all this. ill just let u guys keep on with the insults and chalk it up to you all just being internet wannabe thugs. ill just go back to talking about the wire. i am exhausted from saying the same things over to u pansies

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more apidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post. In HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,slugs, leeches, and intestinal rasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

WOW SON, U BUT ANGREY. I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved, u ned to tak chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband. you are the gayest fgt in fgtopia, no u r the mayor. lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN? U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole. gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick "omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park" - You. ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit angr. SUMBUDY IS ANALLY ANGUISHED its lik u r seeding wit raeg

YOU SWINE. YOU VULGAR LITTLE MAGGOT. YOU WORTHLESS BAG OF FILTH. AS WE SAY IN TEXAS, YOU COULDN'T POUR WATER OUT OF A BOOT WITH INSTRUCTIONS PRINTED ON THE HEEL. YOU ARE A CANKER, AN OPEN WOUND. I WOULD RATHER KISS A LAWYER THAN BE SEEN WITH YOU. YOU TOOK YOUR LAST VACATION IN THE ISLETS OF LANGERHANS. YOU'RE A PUTRESCENT MASS, A WALKING VOMIT. YOU ARE A SPINELESS LITTLE WORM DESERVING NOTHING BUT THE PROFOUNDEST CONTEMPT. YOU ARE A JERK, A CAD, AND A WEASEL. I TAKE THAT BACK; YOU ARE A FESTERING PUSTULE ON A WEASEL'S RUMP. YOUR LIFE IS A MONUMENT TO STUPIDITY. YOU ARE A STENCH, A REVULSION, AN OVERFLOWING LATRINE, A BIG SUCK ON A SOUR LEMON. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE EMBARRASSMENT OF BELONGING TO THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU. YOU ARE A MONSTER, AN OGRE, A MALFORMITY. I BARF AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU. YOU HAVE ALL THE APPEAL OF A PAPER CUT. LEPERS AVOID YOU. YOU ARE VILE, WORTHLESS, LESS THAN NOTHING. YOU ARE A WEED, A FUNGUS, A STINKING SNOTRAG, THE DREGS OF THIS EARTH. YOU ARE A TECHNICOLOR YAWN. AND DID I MENTION THAT YOU SMELL YOU ARE A SQUEAKING RAT, A MISTAKE OF NATURE AND A HEAVY-METAL BAGPIPE PLAYER. YOU WERE NOT BORN. YOU WERE HATCHED INTO AN UNWILLING WORLD THAT REJECTS THE LIKES OF YOU. YOU DIDN'T CRAWL OUT OF A NORMAL EGG, EITHER, BUT RATHER A MUTANT MAGGOT EGG REJECTED BY AN EVIL SCIENTIST AS BEING BELOW HIS LOW STANDARDS. YOUR ALLEGED PARENTS ABANDONED THEIR BASTARD WHELP AT BIRTH AND THEN DIED OF SHAME IN RECOGNITION OF WHAT THEY HAD DONE TO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. GO EAT SHIT AND DIE.

I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

10/10 I literally just threw my chihuahua across the room. Luckily it isn't hurt or anything...

Come at me you plebeian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree’s by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average tumblr browser. There are many who far surpass me. Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of music no one on this site listens to, and using our own image macros to mock yourself. You forgot your “My face when” by the way, the text suits you perfectly. Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.

No one sacked up and met me i see. you just proved my point, you're a bunch of pansies who just talk without backing it up. i'm willing to let you go on with your pointless sarcastic threads abotu karate kid 3, just admit that u shoudlnt have disrespected me in the first place if u were too p-ssy to back it up. admit that and i'm outa here to a place where people appreciate what the movie is about. how can u call the threats empty when i am offerring to meet up and everyone who disrespected me is too chump to do so? i just think, if u are going to get up the sack to disrespect me, u should at least have the sack to meet up and back up the words tonight u can meet up with me at the new york city subway station, gate 5, 8pm. ill be there to catch the L to an appointment at 8, but i'll get there earlier so we can settle up, 6pm? 7pm? way to shoot out insults all weekend while i am not even near a computer. u guys are really stand up guys. whatever. keep on with your bs. all i know is i gave a location and what i looked like and what ill be wearing. u can say it's fake all u want, but it isn't. no one will come see for themselves. to tell u the truth, i am exhausted from all this. ill just let u guys keep on with the insults and chalk it up to you all just being internet wannabe thugs. ill just go back to talking about the wire. i am exhausted from saying the same things over to u pansies

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

lol you faggot, we get it, you want to sound intelligent and important and so you go to a forum like this and find some other jizzbag like you who just writes the same shit over and over again to have a debate so that someone can finally listen and hear your point of view because everybody who comes across you isn't interested. You're not smart, you're not interesting, you're an unemployed dullard who uses 4chan to get the attention he doesnt get at home.

acting all intellectual and witty is just another way of you trying to be superior to others. you elitist middle class liberal, smub asshole. have you ever worked hard at anything you piece of shit. if you weren't born with the brain you have you wouldn't have nothing you lazy fuck. you've never had to work hard at anything have you. people like me have to work hard to get anything in life. that is something you would never understand. you ivy tower elitist prick. fuck you jones. fuck you. go ahead and laugh at this with your #bun butt buddies. nobody on #bun will ever have a girlfriend. you guys are fucking lame. irc is for nerds.

why don't you tell everyobody why you create those scripts. you do it to gain people's trust so that one day you can hack our anuses. you're not getting anywhere near my anus you lolicon hacker freak.

why do you go to /a/ anyway. let me guess to shitpost. i saw you post as sion that day. we all know sion is your bot. sion is how you really are. unstable and autistic as fuck. you stupid fuck.

Gosh do I really have to start suffixing all my sentences with IMO to avoid being called out as someone who thinks he's above the argument. I'm obviously not above it because I'm participating, however, yeah I can objectively state that my behavior (which involved a lot of non-participation) is superior to the slap fight between those two fags.

Unless it's all some carefully choreographed tango between two titans of comedy whom I can't even hope to understand. They practice posting so new and exciting you can't even tell if it's shitty or not. I really hope that's the truth. I hope 40 years from now I'll see this exchange in a museum and to know that even if I was on the wrong side if history I was still part of it.

I guess only time will tell, but when the dust settles from the electric clash of your two giant brains, the scholars recording this day forever will at least remember me as the fag who stood on the sidelines and shouted "FAG".

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

Fuck it you know what?

No more Mr. Nice Guy, I come in your threads and I post so that you think someone gives a damn about your stupid worthless so called "life" well this is the end of the fucking line. From now on im gonna make your message board life a living hell and you cant do anything about it except burn, and if someone comes to put the fire out ill tear them down like a tree limb by limb just like I did you. I almost want you to test me just so I can unleash the beast on your sorry ass and be done with you forever so go ahead and give me the green light,faggot.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHA, are you fucking kidding me? I'm being 10/10 trolled right now right? Right?

Holy fucking shit, did a massive drop in board quality like literally occur in this thread?

Did I just witness a new age of shit posting?

You've got to be fucking kidding me if you call those fucking points, I haven't even watched the fucking show and I know you're full of fucking shit, holy jesus fuck me Christ, I'm tempted to link this thread the 4chan IRC so they laugh at you and your assbuddy.

u are 1 fukking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fkkin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fukkin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.

Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid,

illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, alignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

Why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a dung-bred maggot, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that WWW.GUYMACON.COM/FUN/INSULT/INDEX.HTM is the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more apidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post. In HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,slugs, leeches, and intestinal rasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

It ain't a game nigger I don't know who told you it was. I put holes in your mug if you're holding a grudge. Try to take em when you get the gun and load and the slug check ya low when I bust. Stop playin when ya get it understood cause I know if you know what's good for ya. Come around your hood for ya.

You don't know me - I kill everyone who show love. You have them motherfuckers lookin' all up in the woods for ya.

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***(>>>/jp/ version<<<)

in all seriousness.

all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.

all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.

if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.

but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.

Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.

***(>>>/a/ version<<<)

in all seriousness.

all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.

all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.

if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.

but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.

Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /a/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /a/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.

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wtf tough guy wow what the hell is that this isn't the 50's f*ck face wow and its sad because some dumb ass started talking sh*t wait that was you f*cking retard-o good job because in my eyes you are trying to be bad ass with you f*ck america and f*ck this and that blah blah scene emo scene emo f*ck you damn retard i think you are hiding something were you ass raped isn't that how it goes in other countries f*ck face you must be emo or scene to know so much about it

Jesus fucking christ you god damn fucking faggot holy fucking shit we've given you the series name and now you're bitching about not being able to find it holy fucking fuck go drown yourself in a bucket of your own fat-roll sweat that you produce by jacking off to the picture of Rin masturbating in front of a computer because clearly that's the only reason you want to find the fucking manga you massive cocksucking knobgoblin, jesus fuckwobbling christ you are such a massive faggot words cannot express how much of a massive fucking faggot you are. If I had $1 for every time someone thought you were a really huge fucking faggot, I'd probably have about $14, but that's only because in real life people probably don't know how sad of a faggot you are looking (unsuc-fucking-cessfully might I add) for a manga with a preteen girl masturbating. Holy fucking doorknobs on ice you've probably sweat so much just straining your fat palms typing your google searches for this that your pants have a massive sweat line running off your chair and onto the floor, I hope that when you stand up you slip in it and break your neck. Faggot.

i cant really find a place to write this due to the lack of ablity to make a good f*ckin site easy for the customer input i can alrdy tell this game is givein into hackers an helping them ..let me make this very fckin clear fix ur mother ufcking game our i swear to f*ckin god u made the worst enemy u ever made u wanna fu kin make a game bu not f*ckin fix the hacking problem get real and i swear to god fix ur f*ckin problem our ill figure out where ur servers our an blow them the f*ck up.

OK OK OK LOOK HERE YOU PUMBKEN BREAD HEAD NIGGA, YOU ARE A BUTTERSCOTH MOTHERFUCKER AND A BABY BACK BITCH. THIS IS NOT FOR SALE MY GRUMP, HE DIDANT BUY IT THAT SHIT FOOL ITS DISPLAY YOU ARE QUITE THE MOGGA HEAD SOME BUDY FORGETTO TAKE THEIR MEDS? FUCK YOU NIGGA. I WILL FUCKIN SLICE A THROAT WIT A BOXCUTTER. YO FUCK YOU MAN ARE YOU RETARDED OR WHU? THIS IS ON DISPLAY IN best bie!!!!! fuck you nigga!!!!! IF I SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGIN ILL CALL THE FUCKIN KABBER SUCK MY NIGGA BITCH

No one sacked up and met me i see. you just proved my point, you're a bunch of pansies who just talk without backing it up. i'm willing to let you go on with your pointless sarcastic threads abotu karate kid 3, just admit that u shoudlnt have disrespected me in the first place if u were too p-ssy to back it up. admit that and i'm outa here to a place where people appreciate what the movie is about. how can u call the threats empty when i am offerring to meet up and everyone who disrespected me is too chump to do so? i just think, if u are going to get up the sack to disrespect me, u should at least have the sack to meet up and back up the words tonight u can meet up with me at the new york city subway station, gate 5, 8pm. ill be there to catch the L to an appointment at 8, but i'll get there earlier so we can settle up, 6pm? 7pm? way to shoot out insults all weekend while i am not even near a computer. u guys are really stand up guys. whatever. keep on with your bs. all i know is i gave a location and what i looked like and what ill be wearing. u can say it's fake all u want, but it isn't. no one will come see for themselves. to tell u the truth, i am exhausted from all this. ill just let u guys keep on with the insults and chalk it up to you all just being internet wannabe thugs. ill just go back to talking about the wire. i am exhausted from saying the same things over to u pansies

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Reported so hard my reporting hand (right, fyi) gained a life of its own, clicking my mouse rapidly for 3 hours straight with such a tenacity it became clear arthiritis was the least of my worries, so clear was it that I could lose MY ENTIRE HAND to this bizarre possession. Suddenly my mouse smashed through my floor, pulling down my report hand as a hapless hostage. Smoke filled my bedroom and I woke up god knows how many hours later in a small village south of Aokigahara.

The people of this modest commune emerged slowly from their shacks, all of them viewing me with what I can

only describe as suspicion mixed with awe. Suddenly they began throwing spears into the air and running towards me. I SHAT BRICKS, but then they GRABBED ME and LUNGED ME INTO THE AIR, praising my name and kissing me. The chieftan came down later and over a feast-for-one explained I was to be crowned The Chosen One, the Kamisama of Reporting foretold in Nihonese folklore to appear in the year 2012. At this moment an old Japanese woman - she must've been 85 years old at least - began doing some kind of dance, spinning around in circles whilst singing "Sorairo Days" and throwing confetti into the air. I was DOWN with this state of affairs, let me tell you.

For 300 years I trained with the chieftan in his private dojo, reporting shitty threads, every day becoming quicker. At first I could report 10 threads per minute. After only 2 weeks I was up to 5 threads per second. After a century my KTPM (kuso thread per minute) rate rose to and stalled at 200 per second.

On the last day he graced our planet, my sensei bestowed one last task to me: the reporting of this thread, the shittest of all shit threads.

I did not respond with words. Rather, through our eyes he knew I would obey.

This one's for you, Otousan.

NOW LISTEN UP YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT.

I WONT SUCK YOUR COCK I AM A FUCKING MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. Fucking EVERY DAY the same shit. ''SUCK MY COCK DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of shit I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI YOU HOMO SHITS. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK DICKS YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I FUCK HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO FUCK ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. Fucking FAGGOTS I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Tomoko's black wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Tomoko!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Tomoko."

hey very1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

ever leave you computer running while you aren't within arms reach of it. All of this is fucking worthless if you get hit with a coldboot attack, which these days any skiddie with a can of dustoff can do. If you know your way around the physical components of a computer, set up a bank of capacitors to your ram, programmed to go off in the even of a hard shut down. I've never actually heard of anyone doing that, but I don't see why it wouldn't work. I did know a guy who had it set to a series of model rocket engines instead, but that seems to be a bit of a bitch if your computer crashes.

If ever subpoenaed or blackmailed, give the password to the outer partition, and forget you ever had the hidden partition. If anyone asks why you encrypted your hard drive, tell them it's because of the Windows vulnerability where someone booting a live distro can access all of your files. As soon as you write anything to the outer partition without protecting the inner partition, the shits gone forever so if they try to get anything out of you about the hidden partition, deny, deny, deny (the password is useless at that point, since only the actual encryption key could be used to do a physical analysis, and literally *nobody* memorizes those anymore, they're fucking hueg. Give the password to them, and they'll just get you on destruction of evidence).

Oh yeah, checksums ad hashes are always your friend. Never do anything incriminating using closed-source software.

ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE

A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages.

One day she decided to kill herself. Beca...use..................... even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.

If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.

Example 1:

Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.

Example 2:

Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.

If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find you

"I know I'm old, anon... My motherboard buzzes and pops loudly whenever I'm running... It'll probably short out soon...

But I want you to know... the time we spent together... I loved every minute of it.

...I wish I could keep going for you. I wish I could run all the new software for you. All the new games... I wish I could play 1080p videos without stuttering... but I can't.

And that's why... that's why I understand... I'll understand that when I go, you'll need to get a new computer. It's okay... The most important thing to me... is that you're happy...

And that's why I'll keep working for now... So please... just for now... be patient with me. I might get overstressed and crash a lot. I might forget what I'm doing and terminate your programs. But if you save often, it'll be okay... right? It'll be okay and you can keep letting me work for you until my last breath...

Maybe... Maybe you could even use some of my parts? I know you upgraded my video card a couple of years ago... It's probably out-of-date by now, but if you could use it in a new computer... that would make me happy... It'd be like I was still working hard for you... But if you don't... that's okay, too. I understand...

It hurts... It h-hurts, anon... no, no, I'm okay. I don't have to go. Not yet... I still have some time left. So please... use me... let me work for you... until the very last moment... my darling..."

seriously? you want to actually challenge me on this one? OK you fucken moron, yu just unleashed hell on yourself. here are some facts about medieval japan. first: their weaponry was the finest in the world for hundreds of years. did you know that katanas have maintained the same design they had since like the 12th century? no you didn't know that because youre a fucking moron. katanas are perfection, and they never changed the design because ITS A FACT THAT YOU CANT IMPROVE PERFECTION. second: japans economy even to this day has always been the most independently strong in the world. the west had to colonise huge areas over the entire europe continent, then africa, then america, and they still struggled even with all their land and people. meanwhile japan is a tiny island all this time and guess what? THE EMPEROR WAAS MAKING MORE MONEY THATN ANY ENGLISH KING OR QUEEN COULD EVER HOPE. not to mention that each shotgun in japan was 500% richer amd more influential then all the lords and dukes of the west combined. fucking retarded, bet your feeling EMBARASED AS FUCKN RIGHT NOW. third and final: military and economy dont mean much if youre actual society is bad, but japan ahas always had a rich artistic cultural heritage what that is mainted to this day, for example, through te Final Fantasy eseries of video games. look at all the artworks of japan from the past, incredible and amaizng compared to shit like pickaso from the west. i hope you learned something frm this you fuckin little westaboo bitch, just accept that japan is youre superior fucking moron. JRPG is its own genrea and thers nothning you can do about it. JRPS are better than shitty WRPGS, and all you can do is be a beta bitch LOL fucking retard

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY

ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS

TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY

DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS

ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON

THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT

ACTUALLY FORCED SOME

DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED

OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD

UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY

SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME

DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST

MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE

WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY

SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF.

I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC

DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN

AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST

AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO

FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING

THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO

JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15

SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER

MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE

9012

DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

God damn you, /b/ 3.0. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.

I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.

"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.

The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

Why you should not download anime.

Some known sources to download anime:

Nyaa

BakaBT

TokyoToshokan

#news

AnimeTake

AnimeTosho

AnimeSenshi

I will now go in depth about why each one is terrible.

Nyaa is as suspicious as it sounds. There are new viruses called "catz" which stand for "Computer Anti-Tech Zebras". Zebras are code for Trojans (they look alike, hence the name, and cath sounds worse anyways).

BakaBT, as the name suggests, makes you realize you are an idiot the second you download something. Viruses fucking galore.

TokyoToshokan. Toshokan actually means killer in Japanese. By using this website, a virus called Tokyo (Tom's Old Komputer YUO OIP). (YUO and OIP are some serious technical shit.) These render your computer useless.

#news takes on a new form of downloading called XDCC. Basically, you can watch anime as you download it. However, this means that the virus is also activated as it is downloaded. Therefore, by the time you finish watching, the virus will have come to it's final form, and your computer compromised.

AnimeTake is also a giveaway. Just look at the name. You get anime from it, it takes your personal identity. That's already bad enough.

AnimeTosho is bad for similar reasons to TokyoToshokan.

AnimeSenshi. Senshi is Japanese for warrior. In other words, it installs a virus that enters your computer, seiges your firewall, and cuts down all the necessary files for your computer.

Mediafire is a place where some hackers will upload anime for other people to download. Don't believe these seemingly generous people. The files get in and sets all your media on fire.

In other words, you should NOT download anime no matter what you do.

Have any waifu fantasys recently [a/? I just had one about mine (Tsukasa)

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tsukasa. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Tsukasa called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari?s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I?m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I?m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says ?harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn?t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home

Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped--turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of Bel-Air Live like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, ah, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

I'm sorry, but has Senjougahara even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that's right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of school. In fact, it's only mandatory school for level upper users. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Senjougahara is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in the monogatari series for how long? Nadeko is still a whore. Senjougahara is the best heroine in all of Bakemonogatari, she has the best design. Senjougahara almost won Saimoe in 2010. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Senjougahara is proven a better waifu than any other in Bakemonogatari/Nisemonogatari. Hanekawa tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Senjougahara threads because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like a heroine because they're canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

hahaha, what the fuck is Senjougahara to the beauty of Nadeko? Nadeko a love princess, deep elgendary beauty unmatch by all. she the helen of troy, the aphrodite of greece, the maiden of the moon. moko, she the whore of babylon, the catamite of egypt, the stink, the smell, the disgust of the DOG. DOG Senjougahar is,s he mangy mutt need to be but down and put to the dog bpund so she be sleeped. Senjougahara, dont make me laugh, wha a pig, wha a bafoon. nadeko, oh my nadeko, she is the beauty, the grace, the intellect, she the lunarian goddess, th earth goddess, she bring a nation togethe,r senjougharaONLY DESTRY, a slut unfit, not even the lowest male fuck her, her vagina rotting away, but nadeko, she a oure perfect wife, she an ideal of all, nadeko foreve rbe the best Bakemono, senjougahaara forever be the worst

This anime has honestly changed my life.

I went into it not expecting much, considering that was hyped to shit. Holy fucking shit, was I blown away. I was hooked, like a baby to a tit with creamy foamy milk. I could feel the energy and hype flowing through my body, bringing light to my dull life. I resonated with Ryuko. I could feel her struggle and her desire to surpass her limitations, something that struck me hard. Everything suddenly stopped when I heard the words:

DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

and I started trembling. That was me, I feel like I've been "losing my way" these past years. I haven't been able to hold a steady job, my grades were starting to slip, and my parents suspect that I'm gay. It was right then and there that I knew that I had to get my shit together. I can't think of any other anime that has had such a profound effect on me, let alone on the first episode. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a better man. Thank you, Kill la Kill, thank you Trigger. I won't lose my way.

(the thing you don't like) status

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>about to sit down in class

>suddenly 10/10 3DPD in a skirt bends over in front of me

>she's not wearing panties

>dick gets up

>don't want to fuck 3D but a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do

>loudly say "It can't be helped" and whip out my 12 incher and thrust it in

>she doesn't stop me because she knows I'm a fucking sex pro alphamensch

>I'm going like a fucking piston

>professor walks in, and she's like 80 but I can tell her cunt is getting wet watching the two of us go at it like primates

>whole class stands around and cheers us on

>I tell her I'm about to cum because I don't want to interrupt class

>she begs me not to cum inside, it's a dangerous day

>class starts chanting to cum inside

>I believe in democracy so I let out the biggest load in the history of mankind into her

>I pull out my dick and she falls to the floor

>she says I better take responsibility

>everyone comes up and starts high-fiving my dick

>just an average day

>mfw americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"

>mfw americans call motorised rollinghams "cars"

>mfw americans call Merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"

>mfw americans call genocide 'thanksgiving'

>mfw americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"

>mfw americans call call meat water "gravy"

>mfw americans call electro-rope "power cables"

>mfw americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger

>mfw americans call fart tornadoes "bar mitzvahs"

>mfw americans call Whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"

>mfw americans call twisting plankhandles "

>mfw americans call cold on the cob "popsicles"

>mfw americans call french toast "pussy bread"

>mfw americans call breaddystacks "sandwiches"

>mfw americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"

>mfw americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"

>mfw americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"

>mfw americans call Montezuma's Revenge "water"

>mfw americans call forcey fun time "rape"

>mfw americans call a knitted wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"

>mfw americans call a rickedy-pop a 'gear-shift'

>mfw americans call wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs "toes"

>mfw americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"

>mfw americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"

>mfw americans calla pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"

>mfw americans call a shoot-go-bang a "gun"

>mfw americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightsbulb"

>mfw americans call blimpy bounce bouncea a "ball"

>mfw americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"

>mfw americans call cobblestone-clippity-clops "roads"

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∨

∩

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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A SHITPOSTING RELATED ACCIDENT,

I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE

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WE TRUE TABLE CATS

WE SIT TOGETHER

WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE

／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

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(*＾▽＾)／ (屮゜Д゜)屮ㄟ(·▽·ㄟ) ヽ( >∀<)ﾉ AHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHA ヽ( >∀<)ﾉ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａｈａｈａヽ(・∀・ )ﾉ ｷｬｯ ｷｬｯ (￣、￣;) (ﾟﾍﾟ ) (`ヘ´)

ヽ( `Д´ )ﾉ┌┛Σ(ノ・∀・)ノ Σ(ﾟ∀´(┗┐ヽ(･∀･ )ﾉ ( ゜▽゜)=◯)`ν゜) (╬ ಠ益ಠ)=◯)`q^)° ლ(¯ロ¯ლ) ℳℴℯ❤ ( ´・‿-) ~ ♥ (づ ´・‿-)づ。。・゜・。。・゜❤ (´ー｀*)

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(ﾉﾟοﾟ) ﾉﾐ★゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・。。・゜゜・。

。・゜☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。 (屮 `Д´)屮 Ｙ Ｕ ＤＯ ＤＩＳ？

(屮゜Д゜)屮 ＷＨＹ Ｕ ＤＯ ＤＩＳ？？？！！！ ( ¯‿¯) (ﾉゝ∀･)~キラ☆ KIRABOSHI!

＼( *¯∇¯)ノ ☆ＦＡＢＵＬＯＵＳ～☆ ABRA KADABRA! ヽ( ﾟヮ・)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ ｔｈｅ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｏｆ ｂｅｉｎｇ ｃｕｍｍｅｄ ｉｎｓｉｄｅＴＨＥ ＰＬＥＡＳＵＲＥ ＯＦ

ＢＥＩＮＧ ＣＵＭＭＥＤ ＩＮＳＩＤＥｗｈａｔ ａｒｅ ｙｏｕ

ｄｏｉｎｇＧ Ａ Ｉ Ｊ Ｉ Ｎ Ｄ Ｅ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａｈａｈａ

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^](ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

|KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.

|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |

…………”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

MOTHERFUCKER ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 FUCKING KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO FUCKING KAWAII IT’S SO FUCKING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND SHIT BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHERFUCKING LORD OF THE MOTHERFUCKING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN-KAWAIINESS AND SHITINESS FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS LE KAWAII

IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR

FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

…_…..____________________, ,

……/ KAWAII GUN

`—-___________——_____] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/

…..), —-.(_(__) /

….// (..) ), ——”

…//___//

..//___//

.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI

WE RIDE TOGETHER

WE DIE TOGETHER

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ミ / │ ヽ

∧ /∧ │ ∧ヽ∧ 彡

（ ⌒ ヽ │ （ ⌒ ヽ

∪ ノ ミ ∧│∧ 彡 ∪ ノ

ヽ_),) （ ⌒ ヽ し' l_ノ

∪ ノ

ヽ_),)

tanasinn

／∵∴∵∴＼

/∵∴／∴∵＼＼

/∵∴●∴∴.● |

|∵∵∵／ ●＼∵| ＜tanasinn

|∵∵ /三 | 三| |

|∵∵ |＼＿|＿／| | , -ｰ,

＼∵ | ＼__ノ .|／／ |

＼＿＿＿／／ |

|∵∵つ'@ ∧|∧

（∵∵`)｀) （ / ⌒ヽ

￣￣￣しU | | |

|. ∪ / ﾉ

～～～～～～～～～ﾉ ﾉ ﾉ～

,.--､

く＾ゝ ／／ `ｰ､

H ／／／／／ ~`‐-､ ,..、

ヾ~ヽ __,,,,---''""）））））ヾー-､

~＼ ／ ﾉ

__,.-| i―'''"" ）））））））））））））））））

））`ヽ､ノ ＿／ /

／;― | i!- ､ ））））））））））））））））））））））））￣)) ヽ i

/ ` " : ヽ､:::::::::））））::::::::::::::::）））））））::::::::::::))))::::::| |

/ ヽ::::::::::::::::::::）））））））::::::::::::::)))):::::::::::::::/ ヽ

/ i）））::::::::））））:::::::::::::::））））,､'

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|∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ | ;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,,.-''" |

|∵∴(･)∴∴.(･)∴| ;:::::::::::::::,,,,--'''""￣￣〉'"

ヾ､ノ

|∴`”'"∴∵"”`∵! ,.-"￣）/////// ,.-'"

ヾ , ､ i,,.--＝二､＿,,,..-‐'"

ヽ `～" / `ー-'

ヽ∴＿_|＿_ノ

`ヽ､＿,,,,-'

tanasinn

＿＿＿＿

ｍ ｎ _∩ ／∵∴∵∴＼ ∩_ ｎ ｍ

⊂二⌒＿__） /∵∴∵∴∵∴＼ （＿__⌒二⊃

＼∵∴＼ /∵：(･)∴∴.(･)∵ | ／∴∵／

＼∵∴＼ |∵∴／ ○＼∵∴| ／∴∵／

＼∵∴＼|∵ /三 | 三ヽ∵|／∴∵／

＼∵∴|∵.| ＿_|＿_ |∵|∴∵／

＼∵＼ | === |／∵／

＼∵ ＼＿＿＿／∵／

|∴∵━○━∵∴| ∩

|∴／＿＿＿＼∴| | ヽ

|∴| ＼＿／ .|∴|＿＿＿＿＿＿＿丿 ）

|∴＼＿＿＿／∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵：| （

／∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∴： | ）

／∴∵∴／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣｀ -´

／∴∵∴／

（∴∵∴ （

＼∵∴∵＼

＼∵∴∵＼

＼∵∴∵|⌒ヽ

＼∵／ ﾉ

|￣ ／

ﾉ /

⊂、＿ノ tanasinn

i⌒i

| 〈

∧＿∧ / .フ

（ ´_ゝ`）/ |

／ /. ﾉ

/ /＼ / |

＿|￣￣ ＼ /. ﾉ＿_

＼￣￣￣￣￣￣ ∵ ＼

||＼ ＼

||＼||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|| ￣

|| ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||

.|| ||

. |

∧＿∧ ||

（ ´_ゝ`）. ||| tanasinn

／ ＼. ||||

/ /＼ /￣＼ |||| ∴∵

＿|￣￣ ＼ / ヽ ＼从/／∴∵∴∴

＼￣￣￣￣￣￣ ＼＿_） ＜∴∵∴∴∵∴

||＼ ＼∴∵∴∴∵∴

||＼||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||￣ ∴∵∴∴∵

|| ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||

.|| ||

∴ ∵∴

∴∴∵∴∵∴

∵(･)∴∴.(･)∵

∵∵／ ○＼∵∴

∵/三 | 三ヽ∵

∴| ＿_|＿_ |∵∴

∵| === │∵

∵＼＿＿＿／∵

∵∴ ∵∴∵

∵∴∵∴ |

∵∴∧＿∧ ||

∴∵ .||| tanasinn

／￣￣￣＼. ||||

/ /＼ /￣＼ ||||

＿|￣￣ ＼ / ヽ ＼从/／

＼￣￣￣￣￣￣ ＼＿_）ゝ`）＜

||＼ ＼

||＼||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||￣

|| ||￣￣￣￣￣￣￣||

.|| ||

､

､ ＿_ |i

|i ,..-､ ／:::::::＼ /:|

ヾヽ ／/´ヾ!/:::::::::::::::::ヽ. /::/

.〉:〉 /::/ i::::::::::::::::::::::i /::/ n､

/:/ |::::| |:::::::::::::::::::::|ノ:::/ ﾉl::i

|::l. ＼＼,,___|::(･):::::::::(･)|::::/ |::l octosinn

!:::l ヾ､:::::::〉／ ○ ＼〈ノ /:::|

ヾ:｀ヽ､,,,,＿__/| 三 | 三|::ヽ__,,,ノ:::::l

ヾ:::::::::::::::::::::〉 ＿_|＿_〈::::::::::::::::;;／

｀''ｰ ､:::::::/:::::::===::::::ヽ:::i'´￣

r ）:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::! ,.-､

ﾉi /::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::l (´|::l

／/ /:::::::::::::::::::::;;;:::::::::::::::ヽ. l:::|

/::/ /:::::／｀i:::::::::| |::::::::ﾄ､::::::ヽ. ヾヽ.

ヽ:ヽ.＿/::::;/ l:::::::::| .|::::::::l ヽ::::::ヽ､_ﾉ::::〉

ヽ;:::::::;;／ .|::::::::| |:::::::| ヽ､::::::::／

￣ l::::::::l l:::::::l ￣

/::::::/ ヽ::::ヽ. rr'

/::::／ ヽ::::ヽ.,,__/:l

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/＼■■

/ ∵∵∵∵ヽ

|__＿∵∵____|

（.( i,i{ﾙﾘ‐ﾘ}} } i

ヾ､i● ●)ﾘ i tanasinn

i ﾄ､ ノ,ﾙj!

∧∧ , ⌒ ､

,ｒ‐( )（ / ''i

（ 'ｕｕ'', /＼, i

ヽ,,, '''''''''" ";ノ

`'':::::,,,,,::::;;'''"ヽ

/ | '＼

/ | ∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

,/ | ∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

''::::,,, |,,,,,,,,,,,:::∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

,∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

∵∵

∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵

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┃┃┃┗┛┃ ┃┗┛┃ ┃┃ ┃ ┃

┃┃┃┏┓┃┃ ┃┏┓┣━ ┃┃┃ ┃┃ ┃

┗┛┗┛┗┻┻━┻┛┗┻━━┻┻┻━┻┻━┛

＿＿

.／：：：：：＼

. /：：：：：：：：：'l,

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┗━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

. ┏━━Name━━┓

. ┃ tanasinn. .┃

. ┃ ￣￣￣￣ ..┃

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┃A B C D E F. G. H. I.┃

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∧＿∧

(∴(●)) ∧∧ ∧∧

( ) (●) ） (●) )

∧＿∧

(∴(●)∴)9m ∧∧ ∧∧

( ) ( (●) ） ( (●) ) tanasinn

＿＿＿

／∵∴∵＿tanasinn

/∵∴∵∴∴＼

|∵∴(･)∴ ∵∴＼ Ｎoli cＯgitaＲe.

|∵∵∵／∴.(･)∴|

|∵∵ /三 ●＼∵| SeＮti aethＥrem ＳolＵm.

|∵∵ | ＿_| 三| |

＼∵ | =|＿_ | | InexＰlicitＵs est, seＤ tanaＳinn eＸplicatioＮis unＡe est.

／ ＼|＿＿== .|／

│ ∴∵━━＿／＼ In caＰitＥ teo Ｅst.

│∵∴／＿ ○━∴│

| ：/∵| ＼＿＿＼： SecuＮdum te eＳt....

○ |∴ ＼＿ ／ ||_|

|∵∴∵/＿__／ |_）

（￣￣￣） |∵∴/

. tanasinn￣￣ （￣￣）

∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn operates the whole world ∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the soul of the universe

∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the bottom of your heart

.∵∴∵：(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism

∴∵rミ ,○､：(・)∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every self

∴∵/ / ミ 〉∴∵∵ tanasinn is inherent in every structure

∴∵∴∵| ￣＼ /∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every system

∴∴∵∴.､` ／∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse

ri ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn vacumeir alles

_＿,! ヽ,∴∵∴∴tanasinn∵∴ tanasinn plays with all elements

三三 _{{∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ The Messenger of fear

￣ ~~∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴==ｭ The Child of darkness and confusion

∴∵∴∵∴∵/, |.! The King of infinite decomposition

∴∵∴∵ ^|.|.| The Chaos

∴∵ .l.|.| 「Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn」

∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ

∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴／￣∵∴∵∴∵∴∴∴∵ヽ

∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴| ● |∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∴ヽ

∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ＿／ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ヽ

∵∴∵／￣￣￣￣ ,-‐-､ ∴ ／￣∴∵∵∴∵）

∵∴／ ＼ / ヽ∴| ● |∴∵∵∴ﾉ

∵／ ＼ ＼ l | ＿／∴∵∴ ノ

／ ＼ ＼ ゝ___,.ノ |∴∵∴∵∴∵丿

＼ ／ |∴∵∴∵∴∵ノ

／ |∴∵∴∵∴丿

＼ ／ ＼ |∴∵∴∵∴ノ

＼／ ＼ ＼ |∴∵∴∵ノ

＼ ＼ ＼ ＼ |∴∵∴ノ

＼＼ ＼ ＼ ／∴∵ノ

／／

∴∵∴∵∴

∴∵∴∵∴∵

∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵

.∵∴∵：(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵

∴∵rミ ,○､：(・)∴∵∴∵

∴∵/ / ミ 〉∴∵∵

∴∵∴∵| ￣＼ /∴∵∴∵

∴∴∵∴.､` ／∴∵∴∵∴∵

ri ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

_＿,! ヽ,∴∵∴∴tanasinn∵∴

三三 _{{∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

￣ ~~∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴==ｭ

∴∵∴∵∴∵/, !

∴∵∴∵ `^|.|.|jj

∴∵ .l.|.|

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|

|

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／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣

| ・ ． ・

| 三 三

| ￣￣

| (’A`)

／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣

|

| (･) (･)

| ○

| 三 | 三

| ＿_|＿_

| ===

|

| ( ’)

／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣

|

| ∴∵∵∵∵∴

| ∴∵(･)∴∴(･)∵

| ∵∵ ／ ○＼∵∵

| ∵∵∵/三 | 三|∵∵

| ∵∵∵| ＿_|＿_ |∵∵ tanasinn

| ∵∵∵| === .|∵∵

| .∴∵ ＼＿＿／∴∵

| ( ﾟ) ━（〒）━

／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣

＿＿＿_

／_ノ ヽ､_＼

ﾐ ﾐ ﾐ oﾟ(（●）) (（●）)ﾟo ﾐ ﾐ ﾐ tanasinn……….

/⌒)⌒)⌒. ::::::⌒（__人__）⌒:::＼ /⌒)⌒)⌒)

| / / / |r┬-| | (⌒)/ / / /／ だっておｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

| :::::::::::(⌒) | | | ／ ゝ :::::::::::/

| ノ | | | ＼ / ） /

ヽ / `ー’´ ヽ / ／ バ

| | l||l 从人 l||l l||l 从人 l||l バ ン

ヽ 一’’’’’’"~~｀`’ー-､ -一’’’’’’’ー-､ ン

ヽ ＿＿＿＿(⌒)(⌒)⌒) ) (⌒＿(⌒)⌒)⌒))

＿＿＿_. . . . . . . . . . . . .

／_ノ ヽ､_∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ : : : . .

ﾐ ﾐ ﾐ oﾟ(（●）∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵(・)∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴ . .

/⌒)⌒)⌒. ::::::⌒（__∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵: : : ‥

. | ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴‥ ‥∵∴ : : .

| / / / ∴∵∴∵∴∵(・)∵∴ : ○ 三

| :::::::∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵‥ 三 ＼_＿_ ∴(・)∴∵∴ : : . tanasinn……….

ヽ ∵/∴∵∴∵(・)∴∵∴∵∴ : . ￣=== ‥∴∵∴ : : ‥

| ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ : ‥

＿＿＿

／∵∴∵：＼

/∵∴∵∴∵：ヽ

i∵∴∵∴∵∴ |

|∵(・)∴∴(・)∵|

／i､∵ / ○ ヽ.∵ /＼

/∵ ﾍ,：〈.三|三 〉：/∴：ヽ

/∵∴. ＼ヽ.― / ／∵∴：l

|/∵∴/￣￣~~~~￣￣￣￣￣|

/∵∴/ |

l∵∴l |

|∵∴| l

l∵∴l /

.=-―‐‐l∵∴|-,,, ‐-,,, ／

,,;-‐=ﾆ二i;;;;;;;;;;i二ﾆ=-‐’’’~

~’’’‐- ~"’’’―-----―’’’

tanasinn

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） . ｖヽ. 丿 ｿ

ヽ ノ＿＿. _/___/

ﾉ____ノ∵∴∵ヽ /：∴/

/∴∵/：(･)∴.(･)ヽ /∵：/

/∵∴/∵／ ○＼：ｌ ./：∴/

/∴/：/：./三 | 三|：| /∵：/ tanasinn

/∵/：/∴| ＿_|＿_ |：| /：∴/

/∴/：/ヽ.：| === .|ノ:∵：/

/∵/：く∴:ヽ＼＿＿／∵∴/

━（〒）━

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ |

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∵＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵ ＼

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ ∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵│

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ ∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵│

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ ∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵∵ ／

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵.／￣￣￣￣||￣￣￣￣||￣￣￣￣||￣￣￣

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .|| .|| ..||

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .∧||∧ .∧||∧ .ノ⌒||^ヽ

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .（ / ⌒ヽ .（ / ⌒ヽ .彡/∥￣ ヽ

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .| | | .| | | .| |`====′

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .∪ 亅| .∪ / ﾉ .凵 ＃＃ヽ

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | . | | | . | ｜| .∪＃＃＃ゝ

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .∪∪ .∪∪ ^Ｔ TT´

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .| ｜|

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .| ｜|

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .「 「 |

|∵∵∵∴∵∴∵ | .し'し' tanasinn

the rusted corridors of an eternal mind

tanasinn─-┬─ tanasinn

│

├─ tanasinn

│

├─ tanasinn

│ │

│ └─ tanasinn

│

├─ tanasinn (tanasinn)

│

│

├─ tanasinn

│

└─ tanasinn

＿＿＿＿

／∵∴∵∴＼

/∵／∴∵＼∵＼

/∵<・>∴∴.<・>∵|

|∵∵／ ●＼∵∵|

|∵ /三 | 三|∵ |

|∵ |＼＿|＿／| ∵|

＼ | ＼__ノ |／ .

＼＿＿＿／:、

/∵━○━∵ヽ

/∵人∵∵∵ ＼:＼

⊂´:_/ ）∵∵∵∵ヽ:_｀⊃

/∵人∵（

/∵ﾉ ＼：＼

ﾉ∵/ ヽ∵ヽ

（＿_） . （＿_

∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

（ ´∀∵ ） ＜ Watch out for Tanasinn

／ ∴ | ＼＿＿＿∴∵ ＿＿＿

∴ .|

/ "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |

＿＿ | .ノ | ||∴＿＿

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:∵∴∵∴∵∴ /∵∴∵∴∵∵ヽ ∴∵∴∵:

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imagine the endless darkness,the void that cannot be filled... it engulfies you.

it's cold∵∴ your consciousness is dizzying, nothingness fills your mind.

you dream of water.

water.∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵

drinking water is essential to humans∵∴ and other lifeforms...(?)∵∴

water drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵drop∴drop∵∴∵∵

∵∴∵∴y∵ou wak∵∴e up?∵

The world.

The world where the sun never rises.

A planet with no oxygen.

The earth with no oceans or trees.

joy, sadness, despair, happiness

matter nothing...

i wake up.

nothingness

there is nothing

I play the piano.∵∵∵am∴∵∴I∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵

no--

i'm not the one playing the piano -- someone playes it.

i do not control body... is this my body?∵∴∵∵

∵∵∴∵∵i play a melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵

surrounded by people(?)∴∵∵∴∵

∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵

i play the melody∵∵∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵

∴∵∵∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∴

∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴

people(?) seem to know this melody, but i do not

i am the one playing this melody. it seems nostalgic, but i don't know neither the name nor the notes.∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵

i(?) just play it∵∵∴∵∵∴∵∵∴

∵∵∴∵

∵

my body starts to hurt∵∴∵i∵t∵∴∵∵h∵urts∵?∵∵∵∴∵∴∵∴w∵∴hy∵∵∴a∵∵∴re you∵hu∴rti∵∴ng∵me?

my eyes are blurry

my throat is dry

my head is dizzy

my vision is blurred

...

my conscience returns to me like lightning from heaven∵∵∴

in the instant-----

--i recognize this body

--i recognize this view

--i recognize this melody

--i recognize this people

∵∴∵∴i was tanasinn∵∴∵∴

Cagar es un placer;

de cagar nadie se escapa

caga el rey, caga el Papa

caga el buey, caga la vaca,

y hasta la señorita más guapa

hace sus bolitas de caca.

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