I know you all wanna see pictures and not words so I won’t write much. This is the 1st volume of Melee-centric alignment charts and it features a chart for commentators, Falcon players, and something else entirely. Enjoy the opinions, jokes, and not entirely awful Canva creations.

1- Commentators

If you need something to fantasize about, just imagine Evo 2016 Grand Finals being commentated by half-drunk Blur, Armada-homer MikeHaggar, and HugS with an endless supply of Slim-Jims. (For the unaware- https://youtu.be/1dT836HvP3Y?t=53s)

2- Falcon Players

Who wins the crew battle between Good, Neutral, and Evil? What about Lawful vs. Neutral vs. Chaotic?

3- Mew2King

I went down the M2K rabbit hole to assemble this and let me tell you, it was a life-altering experience.

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