In the last episode of The Strumpet Legacy Lacie had broken up with Gunther who now is so old he doesn’t even remember her name.

Lacie: My new boyfriend does though ^^

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s just over to watch some TV though.

Lacie was trying to be the dutiful girlfriend, massaging Leighon and giving him many kisses.

Then he’d watch the TV then he’d just up and leave.

Leighton: It was nice to see the TV… Catch.

What a Dumble-douche.

Lacie had saved up a bit of dough and felt that she was ready to do some renovations on her little shack.

She added extnsions in the kitchen/lounge/bed room

Lacie: Do you have to put it like that?

Do you wanna go there Lacie? I mean… it’s your fault you sleep, eat and watch TV in the same room.

Lacie: You do that too…

Yeah but… by choice… it’s difference man… shutup…

Lacie: Phew after all this remodeling my back hurts…

Yeah well next time hire people to do it… oh wait… your broke… maybe next time lady.

Lacie was still a little sore after she had remodeled, but being the little go-getter she was, she ran some errands in town for work.

Later she decided to go for a swim at the beach. Really it was about time considering she’d bought a beachfront property and…

Lacie: ALRIGHT ALREADY MAN… YOU’RE SUCH A NAG.

When She got home this little guy was standing there looking nonchalant after having ripped up her newspaper.

Nuuuuuuu

Lacie: You belong to me now kitty… and I belong to you. I shall name you… Dim Sim.

Dim Sim: *Meeeow* (translation: You get less for murder)

Lacie: HE DID NOT SAY THAT… YOU CAN’T EVEN SPEAK CAT.

Lacie attended a costume party with a few friends.

The gossiped in the rain about their relationships.

They asked Lacie if her and Leighton communicated.

Lacie: No, he comes over, watches my TV then legs it.

Sudden clarity Lacie… My god, my relationship sucks.

So when Lacie got home she sent Leighton a break up text… Which is weak.

Lacie: If I invited him over, he go straight to the TV…

Well… yeah I guess, at least now you can spend time with Dim Sim who is obviously feeling neglected.

Lacie: Who’s Dim Sim?

YOUR CAT YOU RIDICULOUS HORSE!

That’s it, you’re so dumb… Go to University and make more money so you can afford things.



Lacie: *Takes aptitude test*

Looks like all the working out got her a lot of credits for the physical education degree… which is good considering she wants to be an athlete.

Now as Lacie calls up to enroll in University… in her underwear mind you, she’s single, she’s funded by a third-party, she’s ready to learn.

What adventures will unfold for Lacie?

Will she flunk University? Is she doomed to be forever alone…

Lacie: HEY!

Find out on the next episode of The Strumpet Legacy.