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Top marks Albert! You clearly know your neurons from your neutrinos. If you can explain quantum biology to us, please get in touch!

Sterling effort Dara! You can bluff your way round most topics, and there's more than a few where you know what you're talking about. A little more revision and you'll be in the upper quartile.

Pay more attention Nigel! Your scientific knowledge is a little selective; just the data you agree with. We suggest you may have a future in economics, politics and that.

Gillian, when are you going to learn? Guesswork and anecdote isn't science. Let's face it you're several quarks short of a proton.