They didn't!

They didn't!

From Scalia's dissent: "We should start calling this law SCOTUScare." — Nicole Kaeding (@NKaeding) June 25, 2015

As you already know, the Supreme Court ruled in favor of Obamacare this morning, a decision that Republicans are secretly glad for because it means Democrats can't pillory them on the campaign trail for taking health insurance away from millions of Americans. But in public, GOPers gotta GOP, and here's what the GOPiest are GOPing about:

But LOL:

Roberts smiled & laughed when Scalia said Obamacare should now be called 'SCOTUScare,' my colleague @ErinMershon reports — Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) June 25, 2015

Roberts is a Republican, too!

Oh please, bro:

We need Consumer Care, not ObamaCare. — Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) June 25, 2015

That's the best you got? At least Scalia's made Roberts chuckle.

Club for Growth: "Congress Must Now Use Reconciliation to Repeal Obamacare" — daveweigel (@daveweigel) June 25, 2015

Just repeal? No replace? Oh, right, as if you ever gave a damn about replacing the ACA.

Now here's the RNC, pivoting instantly to attack ... Hillary Clinton:



"Today’s ruling makes it clear that if we want to fix our broken healthcare system, then we will need to elect a Republican president with proven ideas and real solutions that will help American families," said Chairman Priebus. "Hillary Clinton supports big government mandates and expanding the government’s reach into our healthcare system, maneuvers that have made our healthcare system worse off. What you will not hear from Democrats today is any information on how to make healthcare more affordable at a time when premiums are getting more expensive."

Your sauce is weak, old man.

Pretty standard fare from your Republican presidential candidates. As heard on MSNBC:



Rick Perry: "Americans cannot look to the courts to undo the damage from Obamacare." Huckabee: "Judicial tyranny."

Just as well. No deus ex machina to save us from Obamacare. Need win presidency & repeal & replace. Fate of limited government in our hands. — Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) June 25, 2015

Do you know how gross it makes me feel to say that Bill Kristol is actually not wrong?

Yep! That means it's on us to keep the White House and keep Obamacare safe. Enjoy today, my friends. There will be plenty more like this.