We need you to please keep Drake in your thoughts, because he's going through something. According to an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, he can't stop buying expensive handbags for his future wife. No, he is not engaged. No, we don't think he's dating anyone. Just, he's having a time, okay?

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During the interview, Tatiana Siegel writes, "He reveals that he has been collecting Birkin bags for years, a gift for 'the woman I end up with.' " Yes, normal behavior and not at all indicative of an obsession that could ironically turn away the very woman you're hoping to attract.

For those who don't know, Hermès Birkin bags cost around $20,000 (though they have sold for over $300,000), and Hermès won't sell them to just anybody. In fact, there was a whole Sex and the City subplot about getting one, which involves Lucy Liu. On the Wikipedia page for the Birkin bag, the "See Also" pages are "Conspicuous consumption" and "Materialism." I mean.

Drake has been collecting them for years, apparently. I have so many questions. How many do you have, Drake? Will you reveal them to The One on your wedding night? What happens if you take a woman home and she finds your secret Birkin dungeon, but she can't have one because you're not sure of your feelings?!

Drake, buddy, we get it. You're a lonely, sensitive boy. You're a Scorpio, it's Scorpio season, this is some obsessive behavior we've all spiraled into. But here's a tip, for Drake and for everyone: Maybe wait until you have a wife and know her tastes. She might not even like Birkin bags, or if she does, she may be creeped out by receiving twenty of them as you tell her, "I've been waiting."

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