There's one main reason Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 election to Donald Trump: America hates her guts more than the fashion industry hates her suits. Or more than Tess Holliday hates kale. America hates Hillary's guts because she's corrupt, a liar, the handmaiden of Satan (allegedly) and refuses to be accountable for her own degree of suck. Read Dear Hillary Clinton: You Lost Because America Hates You. Epitomized best in this video from The Washington Free Beacon. Wait 'til the end. Just do it.

Brilliant. Totally brilliant.

Montages perfectly illustrate how pathetic or absurd something can be, just by stringing together all (in this case) Hillary's "I would've, could've, should've" statements into one concise little video.

The Breaking Bad homage at the end, that just was the whipped cream on the double fudge sundae. Gimme an insulin shot, stat.

Also, pro-tip to Hillary: Sweetie, you would've won had you not been an evil succubus she-devil hag who made her career from riding the coattails of an adulterer, rapist husband. But okay, keep blaming Comey's letter. You gotta do you, boo.

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