In this edition of the Keiser Report, Max Keiser and Stacy Herbert discuss the story of a woman locked up in Gainesville, Georgia for three months after being found with dried pasta sauce on a spoon which was mistaken for crystal meth - until tests finally proved otherwise. They also realize that the Khorasan Group must be the Spaghetti O’s of terror, and so its recently killed leader must have been Chef Boyardee. Or, perhaps, he was actually a grain silo? In the second half, Max interviews Amir Taaki about bitcoin, the blockchain, mainstream media, and the men and women in beige.