It’s official, Bernie Sanders is in. The self-proclaimed socialist senator from Vermont is kicking off his campaign at an event featuring Ben and Jerry’s ice cream. Here are a few flavors we think the ice cream company should serve to accurately represent the spirit of Bernie’s campaign.



1. Taxes & Cream

​ There’s no sweeter deal! Bernie’s promising some rich and decadent government spending and every flavor of taxes you can dream of!

2. Socialist Swirl ​ The self-proclaimed socialist would love to give America a taste of Europe.

3. Nutty Professor ​ Americans still have a lot to learn about Bernie Sanders. Be ready for an “interesting" lecture or two from this outspoken Senator.

4. Taxpayer Dough ​ Paying down the mortgage? Saving for your kid’s education? Don’t worry about how you want to use your hard-earned dollars. Sanders has other plans for how the government can waste them.

5. Bureaucratic Bonanza Get ready for unending layers of senseless government bureaucracy. It will be sure to give you a brain freeze!

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