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No funny business here By William Keck, USA TODAY HOLLYWOOD  They play troublemakers on two long-running Fox sitcoms, but in real life, actor brothers Danny and Chris Masterson are savvy businessmen who have put their money where A-list mouths are eating. Dual paths: Chris Masterson, left, of Malcolm in the Middle and Danny Masterson of That ’70s Show. By Bob Riha Jr., USA TODAY In 2003, Chris, 25, who plays oldest brother Francis on Malcolm in the Middle, and Danny, 28, who plays That '70s Show's Hyde, teamed with '70s co-stars Ashton Kutcher and Wilmer Valderrama to invest in the Melrose eatery Dolce. The venture proved so successful that they're negotiating to open a second Dolce at a new casino in Las Vegas and will unveil an L.A. steakhouse called The Lodge. But today, the Mastersons have crawled out of bed early, around noon, on one of their cherished weekends to give a guided tour of Geisha House, their sushi restaurant on Hollywood Boulevard. Since the restaurant quietly opened in December, Scarlett Johansson, Prince, Penelope Cruz and Oliver Stone have chowed down at Geisha House, the site of Usher's post-Grammys party and the Fat Actress premiere after-party. Entering the eatery, patrons feel as though they've taken the red-eye to Japan. A wall of windows is draped with a panorama of the Tokyo cityscape, allowing silhouettes of smokers outside to be seen inside the restaurant. Danny shows off tapestried walls and booths made cozy with throw pillows. A concerted effort was made to avoid what the brothers call the look of typical sushi restaurants: running water and bamboo stalks. Their style goal: Tokyo in 2050. The tour ends in the upstairs smoking patio, where Danny lights up. He has been dating actress/singer Bijou Phillips (half-sister of Chynna and Mackenzie Phillips). But it's too soon to include her in on the brothers' investment deals as Chris has just done with his girlfriend, '70s Show actress Laura Prepon. Chris, who flew in from a business meeting in Vegas the day before, shows up and also lights a cigarette. He shares a house with Prepon, 25, in nearby Los Feliz and says he's excited to have her as their business partner, because "she felt like she missed the boat (with Dolce)." As for making Prepon his permanent partner in life, that may happen. "We don't have a plan not to get married, but we're both still fairly young." Danny and Chris credit Scientology with helping develop their business and communication skills. "It's how I run my life," Danny says. But there's another question pressing this hungry twosome: the Kobe beef with grated wasabi or the spicy tuna on crispy rice cakes? With their chopsticks raised, the Mastersons dig in, enjoying the fruits of their labor. About Geisha House: 6633 Hollywood Blvd., (323) 460-6300