A Perfume for Miz Cookie

Because she’s worth it

Miz Cracker and her daughter Miz Cookie (VH1)

The makeover challenge for this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race had the queens drag up some social media influencers, and when I saw that Miz Cracker had been paired with Chester See, I thought that my Beloved Saltine was doomed.

Chester See came to fame by performing original, heterosexual love songs on YouTube — the sentimental, acoustic, YouTube kind:

YouTube: Chester See

But once Chester saw himself in drag makeup, he exclaimed, “Mother! I am beautiful!” and his transformation into Miz Cookie was complete. This GIF tells you everything you need to know about her.

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Though not technically a contestant, Miz Cookie won the week’s challenge for her drag mother Miz Cracker. Who knew, The Straights™ can be fabulous, too!

I fully expect to see Miz Cookie on Season 15, or else I will riot. In the meantime, she needs a perfume.

Fantasy (Britney Spears)

Why? Because this smells like a slutty cupcake.

Britney Spears Fantasy

More specifically, Fantasy starts out smelling strongly like that strawberry-kiwi trend that was everywhere in the late 90s, from Snapple to Lip Smackers. (Chester is 35, which makes Miz Cookie a 90s kid. I thought this through!)

Give it a little bit of time, and Fantasy stays fruity, but tosses in a vanilla cupcake with lots of white chocolate frosting.

All that, in a bottle that looks like a disco ball celebrating her Sweet 16.

You can find a sample of Britney Spears Fantasy on myperfumesamples.com. You can find a bottle just about everywhere, including your local drug store.