Wow. She went above and beyond, then leapt tall buildings in a single bound, swam across the Atlantic ocean and completed the Tour de France WITHOUT doping.

So, bleedsinaudio does her homework. She found the softest Halloween throw for me, with a handpainted wine glass wrapped inside it! Then there were the decorations - tombstones, ghosts and most impressively a ZOMBIE GNOME that had been on my Amazon wish list since I first spotted his twisted little head.

She didn't stop there?! No, she didn't.

My daughters are convinced that bleedsinaudio is a spy. For my oldest girl (10) she included a trick or treat bag with candy, nail files, nail polish, girlie stuff, Hunger Games socks and One Direction something (sorry for the spacey-ness on what that was). She was on Cloud 9!

I tried to get pictures of my youngest (6) opening her bag, but as you can tell from the pictures, she was bouncing for joy with such fervor all the pics are blurry. Bronies be jealous! She was full of MLP stuff. And candy - oh Lord, enough candy to keep her on a sugar high until Halloween night.

Ladies and gentlemen, I move all gift giving from here on out be suspended, because next to bleedsinaudio's gifts, everything else will look like a Godzilla made of garbage.

-- LadyBlayde

PS - THANKS!