TEX: Rick, how are you enjoying your first day on the job as a weatherman intern?

RICK: It's really cool. So when do we make it rain?



TEX: That's cute, but I'm afraid in this business we don't actually control the weather.

RICK: That's disappointing.



TEX: Don't be disappointed. We may not control the weather, but we control what you think the weather will be! How does a blizzard sound to you?

RICK: We're going out for ice cream?



TEX: Sure thing, kid. Right after I deliver the goods to every lonely housewife watching at home.



AVERY: We now go to Tex Hale, with weather. Tex, how's it look out there?

TEX: It looks cold, Avery. Very cold.



TEX: This is the big one, folks. Get to the store. Get the milk. Get all the milk!



