twilight: "what? i don't think i studied you yet... are you new here? if your new then i'll need to run a few tests to confirm your species, count your eyes, send a letter to celestia, and put you in a jar to feed to spike when he stares at rarity's haunches for more than 4 seconds...."



im so sorry, in my mind: twilight is the Double D (ed edd n eddy) of mlp.... without the obsessive labeling of every single object in a room (including fucking dust particles and spiders).