As 2018 drew to a close, you could probably hear a lot of people making new year’s resolutions. Spend more time with the family, lay off the drink, do more exercise… that kind of thing.

Well, it turns out there’s a top ten list of the globe’s most popular resolutions. And here’s some audio of Bob Dylan reading that list aloud. You’re welcome.

“How many of these have you made? How many of these will you break?“: Listen to Bob Dylan read the world’s most popular new year’s resolutions on his Sirius radio program.

From 2006 to 2009, Dylan hosted his own Theme Time Radio Hour on Sirius Satellite Radio. Each episode of the program featured “an eclectic mix of songs, from a wide variety of musical genres.”

And also featured “Dylan’s on-air thoughts and commentary interspersed with phone calls, email readings, contributions from special guests and an array of classic radio IDs, jingles and promos from the past.”

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The list includes such timeless resolutions as “lose weight,” “quit smoking,” “get out of debt” and “enjoy life more.” How many of these have you made? And perhaps more importantly, how many of these will you break?

Listen to the audio above.

Via Open Culture.