MONTREAL - Bacon, poutine and French toast - what's more Québécois than that? Hot dogs and maple syrup?

Four Montrealers have created a gargantuan sandwich, the Angry French Canadian, which combines all of those things, plus eggs, on a wonderfully greasy baguette that weighs in at 5,343 calories.

The message is: "We're Canadian and we're crazy, too," according to sandwich co-creator Harley Morenstein.

The epic epicureans this summer designed the Worst Pizza Ever. The cheese pizza came with KFC popcorn chicken, McDonald's and Wendy's burgers and other assorted fast-food items.