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Ass, titties, ass ‘n titties. Ass ass titties titties, ass ‘n titties. That’s what we love, America! Some ass and some big ‘ol titties. And according to our friends at Pornhub we love it in that order, too.

At first I thought, “well shit, that can’t be right,” but then I thought about how ass posts and boobs posts tend to perform on our site and butt stuff has an edge. I don’t know if men have become tired of superfluous titties or what, but they’re not the draw they used to be. Now people flock to see a sexy turd hatch. The times they are a-changin’.

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Now that we’ve cleared that up, please take a seat, North and South Dakota, we need to have chat about something. Don’t laugh, Wyoming, you’re on thin ice too, bozo.

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Sure, we’re letting some states off the hook that also love pregnant women porn, but according to the hub of porn, “North and South Dakota rank in first and second place in the entire country for most proportional preggo searches. Wyoming takes third place.”

[H/T Uproxx via Pornhub]