If you took everyone in town right now and lay them end-to-end, it would still be absolutely rammed.

Gimme another line like this one

Everyone you have ever met, seen or heard of is in town right now.

Town is busier than your boss’ hands at the office Christmas party.

If you took everyone in town right now and lay them end-to-end, it would still be absolutely rammed.

It’s Black Friday to the power of ten in there.

Town is mental.

Busy as a costume shop on Halloween

There’s space for about 3 more people on Henry st. (One to be small)

If in doubt, elbows out.

Penney’s has reached maximum capacity.

It’s like a water protest out there.

It’s as busy as Christmas mass.

It’s as busy as a beer garden when the suns out.

People are travelling in packs like #planetearth2 #flamingosquad

Dublin is absolutely jammers.

It’s absolutely packed to the rafters in town.

The queues are only bleedin’ massive.

You’ll be running around like a headless chicken.

There’s barely room to breath in town today!

Town is packed together tighter than two coats of paint.

Town is as full as your belly after Christmas dinner.

Town is like Coppers on a Friday night after payday.

Town is stuffed tighter than a turkey.

Town is as full as a Bethlehem inn.

It’s absolutely chock-a-block in there!