Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumblr ing after. As she smirked, Jack said, "Jerk!" "Don't blog my pain!" He screamed. "Oh shh, Jack," Jill shot back. "You've already become a meme!" (Kanye west imma let you finish) (Sad keanu) (I has a bucket walrus)

Part of the Poems series.