A small crowd of Republican supporters had gathered in Los Angeles after hearing that Donald Trump was to make a spontaneous appearance. Many were excitedly expecting an impromptu speech by Trump but were surprised at how happy he was to listen to the audience as they aired their grievances and explained their views.

Initially the crowd had been quite pleased with what they observed, “Donald seems to be a bit more attentive than usual – he’s listening very carefully. This must be what he’s really like in person!” one Republican named Margaret said.

Another fellow supporter named Nancy, noting that he seems quite a bit smarter when he isn’t saying anything, commented “this shows Donald can be intelligent when he wants to be! I think he’s just playing us for fools.”

Suspicions were aroused that the statue wasn’t in fact the real Donald when the statue failed to make any statements relating to Muslims, Obama forming ISIS, or Mexicans.

“He must be saving up a good one. It’s been like two minutes – he’s usually up to his fourth racist comment by now!” Nancy said.

Unfortunately for the crowd the racist comment never came.

“Ridiculous! I didn’t stand around for five minutes to not listen to any of his crap!” Margaret said, storming off and taking many of the angry supporters with her.