I find that with most gifts I re-live fond memories every time I look upon it, or handle it. I have many mementos in my life that keep me constantly reminded of the places I have been and the people who have been in my life.

It is very likely that I will never, ever, forget this Secret Santa. Why? Because I don't think I'll be able to use this much Purell in my lifetime.

Update: Kinda bummed I didn't make the 'Best Of' page. There's should definitely be a 'Best Head Scratcher' category. :)

Update: More insanity. I couldn't shake the idea that there must be a secret meaning. So, I took another look at the box. SS marked my package as shipped on 12/10 but this shipping label wasn't created until 12/12, so either there is another box out there or my SS falsely marked my gift as shipped before it really was, which isn't cool. And then... Every bottle I checked has an expiration date of 09/2012. So, it's not just a box of tiny Purell bottles, it's a box of EXPIRED Purell bottles. I am going to finally break down and say it: What the fuck?!?!?