The Trailer Park – “I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again,” Ricky Fontaine said in his dirty, white wife-beater shirt. “Trickle-down economics is the best things that has ever happened to me.”

Ricky Fontaine, 29, is your local trailer park trash. Born and raised in a trailer park outside of Detroit, Michigan, Ricky has enjoyed the benefits of trickle-down economics his entire life.

“I was born and raised trailer trash and will die trailer trash,” Ricky said while drinking Busch Light and smoking a Newport cigarette. “Despite being trailer trash,” Ricky went on, “trickle-down economics is the best thing that has ever happened to me.”

Trickle-down economics is a theory that suggests for every tax dollar not seized from wealthy business owners will end up benefiting the lower class of society in a trickle-down effect. As an example, the more economic profits a business can generate after taxes, the more it will benefit Ricky Fontaine as these after-tax dollars should in theory be used to stimulate further economic development.

“Yup,” Ricky said while taking a sip of his beer. “Trickle-down economics is the reason why I am here today sipping on this beer and enjoying the sunshine.”

Ricky went on to explain how trickle-down economics has vastly improved his life.

“You know that Snap Chat thingy app? I can now get nudes from chicks all over the world. Nudes from chicks is called trickle-down economics. I also got $1,200 in bailout money from the government and used the proceeds to buy beer. Yup, that’s trickle-down economics too.”

Ricky made a list of all the tickle-downed benefits he has received over the years: Cold beer and smokes Unlimited internet kink videos – emphasizing velociraptor kink videos Girlfriend that cooks and cleans Ex-wife that takes care of his children Free Government bailout money Sausage sticks, chicken tenders and fireworks Janet Jackson’s wardrobe mishap Obie Trice’s “Got Some Teeth”



“I’d vote Republican every year if I was registered to vote,” Ricky said. “Maybe I’ll vote next year. But I might be passed out.”