The God of modern Christian theology is a philosophically supercharged God far removed from the physically limited and dimwitted Yahweh whose identity has as much in common as a horse and buggy does with a Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4. Ironically, Christian apologists such has WL Craig totally ignore this primitive and limited tribal God in favor of the easy to defend modern concept of a nameless figure that has evolved from the New Testament whose image is rooted in the pagan Classical Tradition. (1)





When a person “becomes a Christian”, it’s not the ancient Near Eastern tribal Yahweh they are presented with, but a slick modern super deity with few links to the Old Testament . . . known simply as God with a capital “G” who is really an anthology of Classical pagan attributes taken on after having absorbed the myths of other ancient Near Eastern Semitic gods. This apologetically hopped up deity which grew out of the ideals of Neo-Platonism is constantly gathering apologetic power be they from the Summa Theological concepts of Thomas Aquinas to Karl Rahner’s Systematic Catholic Theology to Barth’s Protestant Church Dogmatics and on to Alfred North Whitehead’s Processed Reality. The evolution of God is now considerably much like the woman Lucy in the current hit movie of the same title or a God who continues to acquire any philosophical protection the best apologists can mentally bestow upon him.





Genesis 3: 8-9) to presently a hopped up revolutionary polytheistic (Trinitarian) Father figure. Though many conservative Christians don’t believe in evolution, they truly hold a double standard as most don't seem to realized how evolved and philosophically advanced their God has apologetically traveled from an ancient tribal confused deity whose mental ability lost the first two humans he created in the small garden of Eden () to presently a hopped up revolutionary polytheistic () Father figure.





Gone are the direct syncretic links to Classical religions which required God to bred with a human (the Virgin Mary) inorder take on humanity, to be sacrificed as a blood atonement only then to reabsorb himself back into an indefinable Trinity concept. The illogical is made logical though an uncritical line of reasoning called theology which continues to use confused ignorance running under the rubric of faith to explain how a single God can now exist both in Heaven and on earth at the same time while its third appendage (the Holy Spirit) can actually live inside the physical hearts of billions of believers as they fight amongst themselves over who and what God really is and what theological doctrines he really wants. Truly, the Christian God has become much like a Harley Davidson motorcycle which basic model is advertised along with hundreds of (theological) add-on accessories to make your Harley bike (your God) a real extension of yourself and a God that can never be apologetically outdated due to an endless supply of custom accessories (apologetic add-ons).





3) being so limited in power and knowledge he had to be carried from place to place so as to know what was happening, to an ever-evolving mental concept that has mega functioning super hero powers so great he is said to now be indefinable and incomprehensible by the very Christians who believe in him. Should an atheist ever be able to get one over on this supreme mega superhero, there’s always the waste basket figure of Satan created as god’s personal historical escape dumpster. For Christians (since God is constantly in the process of becoming) he should doctrinally carry the modern commercial disclaimer; “Subject to change without notice!”



In the final analysis, this Super Mega God (as defended by Christian apologists today) has been synthesized in the philosophical test tubes of countless thinkers from the primeval Hebrew scribes to the complex mental sophistications of full time Christian philosophers whose income is directly proportional to the non-stoppable God they create. Indeed, this tribal deity has come a long way from the highly crude and limited anthropomorphic god which at one time lived in a box () being so limited in power and knowledge he had to be carried from place to place so as to know what was happening, to an ever-evolving mental concept that has mega functioning super hero powers so great he is said to now beandby the very Christians who believe in him. Should an atheist ever be ableon this supreme mega superhero, there’s always the waste basket figure ofcreated as god’s. For Christians (since God is constantly in the) he should doctrinally carry the modern commercial disclaimer; “





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1) For a concise introduction to how Christianity updated their genetic God to fit the needs of the intellectual Greco-Roman world, see: Henry Chadwick, Early Christian Thought and the Classical Tradition (Oxford University Press, 1966). For a detailed account of the continual growth of God though dogma, I strongly recommend Jaroslav Pelikan’s , The Christian Tradition: A History of the Development of Doctrine 5 volumes set: Vol. 1: The Emergence of the Catholic Tradition (100-600), Vol. 2: The Spirit of Eastern Christendom (600-1700), Vol. 3: The Growth of Medieval Theology (600-1300), Vol. 4: Reformation of Church and Dogma (1300-1700), Vol. 5: Christian Doctrine and Modern Culture (since 1700) (University of Chicago; 5th edition (1991) . Yale professor of Church History, Jaroslav Pelikan, was the Symth Lecturer at Columbia Theological Seminary while I was there.





2) Christianity drew it shape and power from the environment that formed it. Zoroastrianism had already shaped Jewish Exilic theology (See, E.R. Goodenough’s Jewish Symbols in the Greco-Roman Period, Princeton University Press; Abridged edition,1992) . The point to remember here is that there were Judaism s and Jesus Sects / Christianities. These poly-social-theological systems drew from their environments both cultures and languages. There was never a pure form of either religion, but only ever evolving forms.



