Okay Toronto Maple Leafs fans. It's August 21st and I'm bored. Dozens of RFA's are still unsigned - aside from Colin White yesterday - and nothing seems to be moving them along.

"I couldn't be more proud to be a Senator for the next 6 years."



Colin White talks about his new long-term contract with the #Sens, preparing for the upcoming season and more.



READ: https://t.co/XocT3bC7l0 pic.twitter.com/ogrBhEji0d — Ottawa Senators (@Senators) August 21, 2019

The ploy of moving to Europe is right on schedule, and no one cares, Darren, because we all saw it coming. You're a predictable dingleberry.

The ZSC Lions have been asked by the European agent if Mitch @Marner93 can participate in our practice. Whether and when the player will train with Zurich is not decided yet.#Marner #ZSCLions #MapleLeafs — ZSC Lions (@zsclions) August 20, 2019

Junior teams are announcing training camps that start next week and the QMJHL is already having pre-season games.

Rouyn-Noranda, Huskies 5 à Val-d'Or, Foreurs 4 Final — LHJMQ (@LHJMQ) August 21, 2019

I'm too hot to be bothered to care at all about this stuff, and man does August drag on.

Now the #isitoctoberyet nonsense is happening earlier too!

No! It's not October! Get a calendar!

The Top 25 is almost over. #8 comes out today. Soon enough the Leafs will be in Newfoundland for training camp and we can start getting actual real news and things to talk about.

Hopefully by then we won't care so much what retired players have to say.

He’s worth more then Matthews forsure.. https://t.co/aYqpKyCGsT — Dave Bolland (@DaveBolland) August 21, 2019

Here are some links, none of them are about Mitch Marner.

Related The NHL is waiting for Marner to sign

Aw man, I blew it right off the hop.

Yeah, ‘cause he’s signed. Unlike Marner.

Aw dammit.

All they have to do is come up on his right and he won’t see them.

Way to go! [THUMBS UP]

Wait a minute, these aren’t photos from his instagram.

Well, if he still wants to play, he’ll have to go where he’s wanted.

Hopefully bad things.

Oh no, that cuts into the...*giggles*...offer sheet budget.

Related Mikko Rantanen to begin practicing with Norwegian pro team

Hey someone else is doing it too!

Related Bill Guerin is officially named new general manager of the Minnesota Wild

That’s a guy alright.

Enjoy your day everyone!