Some seriously bigoted students at Towson University have formed a ‘White Student Union’ to save the campus from the threat of…black people. Led by a flaming racist who complained “Why can’t we just have segregation?” at CPAC, the White Student Union is being especially dillgent to protect (with force) pure white female bodies from the not-so-looming threat of Black rape. It’s like they watched the Birth of the Nation and thought it was a PBS documentary.

From their blog:

The frequent robberies, sexual assaults, and acts of vandalism at Towson University are not often reported in the local media. For those who are not Towson students it seems hard to fathom that every single day black predators prey upon the majority white Towson University student body. White Southern men have long been called to defend their communities when law enforcement and the State seem unwilling to protect our people. The virtue of white Christian womanhood is under attack at Towson University by degenerate criminals seeking to rob our women of their God given innocence. Through armed thuggery the money of law abiding Towson students that is earned by the sweat of their brow is stolen and their lives threatened for simply walking down the street.

White Student Union member Scott Terry thinks Black people belong under threat of the white man’s gun, which he shoots at ranges with his fellow White Student Union racists. At CPAC, where the group first made headlines, Terrry mocked Frederick Douglass for 'forgiving' his former slave owner, asking “For what? For feeding him and housing him?"

His unapologetic displays of hate include his admission that he’d "be fine" if black people were subservient to whites, because he believes white people are "systematically disenfranchised" by the law. He said, "The white, blue-collar vote is being completely ignored by Republicans." We all know how much the GOP loves people of color.

Now, allow me to introduce you to WSU President Matthew Heimbach, AKA "Commander Heimbach." He was super stoked to learn that the Southern Poverty Law Center categorized the WSU as a hate group:

Members of the Towson White Student Union were pleased to find this morning that the left wing Southern Poverty Law Center has decided that our stand against the genocide of the European people from the face of the earth, demographic displacement of Europeans from our homelands, discrimination in the workplace, and a call to end foreign influence over our domestic affairs has made us such a threat to the Left that they put us on the Hate Map… Well SPLC we will toast a round to you tonight and thank you for recognizing the hard work of the WSU to fight against everything you stand for.

Keep in mind, Heimbach is the guy who brought a confederate flag and a gun holster to a Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial, and thought it was so cool he made the image his Facebook profile picture. But don't call him Commander! Because that was just a joke stupid liberals didn't get.

[A]s of late, the media has been misconstruing the title I personally have been using for the past few months. My position in the WSU is President and my term is until the end of May. The title "Commander" began as a joke when Leftist media outlets and communists on campus began referring to me as "Commander Heimbach," implying that I was the next George Lincoln Rockwell. The hyperbolic nature of the media's presentation of our group as militant only furthered the joke within our organization that I was "Commander" of some evil secret brotherhood. The media would probably find us far less militant if they followed us to church, the WSU Bible Study, the WSU book club, nature trips, or going out to dinner as a group… Obviously the inside joke of going by "Commander" was lost on the media, so I will be returning to my formal title of "President." -WSU President Matthew Heimbach

Hahaha, oh man. Now, I get it!

Wait, no I don't. In fact, is anybody doing anything to stop Towson's WSU from acquiring "lethal and non-lethal" weapons? Or are they just going to be allowed to patrol the campus looking for Black people to assume are dangerous, and potentially attack?