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Pre-War Discussion When Facing Reddit Warriors We Win On Preparation day

00:00 - 00:03 Our Clan War search has been completed and we are facing the Reddit Warriors.

00:04 - 00:05 Their war record is 230 wins and 89 losses.

00:05 - 00:07 They are coordinated and plan well

00:08 - 00:12 A man named Johan creates a Google Doc and everyone ignores it.

00:12 - 00:15 I suggest we hit them hard and early

00:17 - 00:19 They will be no match for us

00:19 - 00:21 we will win this easily

00:24 - 00:26 My Clan Leader

00:27 - 00:28 They have...

00:31 - 00:33 They have two hype men named Wenis and Big Daddy

00:34 - 00:36 Every attack they make is fueled by hype

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who got a 1 star in our last war, stay in the room.

01:13 - 01:15 ARE YOU KIDDING ME

01:15 - 01:17 Who started this war search

01:18 - 01:23 You know they war on the weekends!

01:25 - 01:28 Why even attack!

01:29 - 01:31 Their top bases are too strong

01:31 - 01:34 Next you'll tell me they have legendary attackers

01:34 - 01:37 We will beat them despite their hype they cannot win!

01:37 - 01:40 They are nobodies!

01:40 - 01:42 My Clan Leader, they have the Sandman, Elm, Billbo, Sword of Ro..

01:42 - 01:46 When did they add the Sandman!

01:46 - 01:48 He came with his own Hype Man months ago

01:48 - 01:52 One clan has two hype men?

01:53 - 01:54 We should have engineered more!

01:56 - 01:57 We don't stand a chance

01:57 - 02:00 The Sandman will three star all of us

02:00 - 02:03 Sword of Root will wipe our bases with ease

02:04 - 02:08 Elmerino has twelve accounts and talks to himself

02:08 - 02:13 He will have 6 packs for dinner that glutton

02:14 - 02:16 Why did we search for a war

02:17 - 02:21 Don't donate to CCs we are giving up!

02:27 - 02:29 Their Brooks eats steak with ketchup

02:30 - 02:34 And drinks coke zero

02:34 - 02:36 WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot has practiced too much

02:41 - 02:42 He will get a 6 pack too!

02:43 - 02:47 Don't tell me Johan opted in my base could not take it

02:48 - 02:53 Frank could attack drunk and still three star us

02:54 - 02:56 Wenis Prinkle is the problem

02:56 - 02:59 He is a hype man, but attacks like a legend

03:00 - 03:02 Stick to hype you well rounded idiot!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry we still have our builder bases

03:14 - 03:16 I knew I should have stuck with candy crush

03:19 - 03:23 The Sandman couldn't get me there

03:25 - 03:26 Triple Crunch

03:31 - 03:33 Farmville was so safe

03:40 - 03:46 We will search for wars on Thursday mornings from now on

03:46 - 03:49 Close your apps we are done here