blue-author:

I’m going to be honest, I have never been more proud of myself than I am right now, here and in this moment. I say with all modesty that I am the wind beneath my wings.

It got better.

Yes, my little parody is now number 2 in the category of the book that it’s parodying, right behind the source. If this goes any higher, it will be the most epic “ON YOUR LEFT” the pseudoliterary world has seen.