T'WAS A SOMBRE DAY IN DARK MOUTH WHEN THE KERN KERNEL SPAKE UNTO THE MOUNTAIN 'LO, I AM WITHOUT BADASS DICE'. AND THE MOUNTAIN RUMBLED, AND REPLIED 'TAKE THESE, AND STOP THY WHINING ALREADY'. AND BEHOLD, DICE MOST BADASS'D WERE DELIVERED UNTO THE KERNEL, AND THERE WAS A WAILING AND A GNASHING OF TEETH FROM HIS PLAYERS, FOR THEY ARE NOW ROYALLY BONED.