SIS Man

There once was a time where SIS Man acted as a belevolent dictator to the students of RPI. Students did not choose their classes; SIS Man did. The Honorable Shirley Ann Jackson saw SIS Man as a threat to her Summer Arch plans, so she forced SIS Man into the Ethereal Plane.

This changed SIS Man into an ethereal being. The Cult of SIS Man works to summon SIS Man to destroy the Summer Arch.

I, the SIS Man, controller of grades, destroyer of student's will, am running to be the Meanest Man on Campus. Everyone on campus has had to look into my eyes as I glare deep into their soul, while I watch with an unnerving smile. There is nothing meaner than causing students to continuously change their passwords, and shunning them if they enter wrong more than twice! I also have control of the student's registration and will not alert them of any holds until the day they log on to register. And don't think CAPP reports are safe from my wrath, because I will make sure students are not able to see how their electives count for depth or communication intensive requirements. Lastly, once I win, I'll make sure to take all your financial aid awards and packages as prize money!