Gentlemen of the Middle East, does the size of your sausage really matter? For the Lebanese at least, who like to boast being the best in everything, it does according to a recent study by BodyRock in Canada. Lebanon's lads came out well hung, with the Arab nation ranking fifth in the world, scoring an average size of 6.6 inches. Our Lebanese bombshells are in for a treat!

Out of 80 countries researched, Egypt did not finish too far behind, clocking a healthy 6.2 inches. Incidentally for a super-power, the US under-performed in this survey of schlongs. Americans didn’t cut the mustard, hanging short of the global average at 61st place from a total of 80 hopefuls. Israel hardly came out king either, scraping by 5.6 with a mere stroke above the average of 5.5 inches.

All talk, no trousers?

As for other stragglers in the region, poor Iraqi men were left with pinky-size dongers at 4.6 inches. You can get a load of the action scored by country here.

Of course, if you do happen to meet an Iraqi bloke, the size of his kebab, if he's a strapping shebab, shouldn't matter in the slightest!