I found a nondescript white envelope in my mailbox after work. When I tried to feel what was inside to guess at what I had forgot that I ordered, I felt a round squishy object. I wondered who sent me a single cookie and why they sent it to me. I got up to my office and opened it up to find a nice round cow pie. I laughed pretty hard. And then I laughed even harder when I thought about how this actually made more sense than a single cookie. I can only assume that this is from my Trick or Treat Santa because they had sent me a message asking "How offended, scale of 1-10, would you be if you received a little bit of a strange trick?" My Santa also mentioned that they were going to send me another package to make up for it, so I'm looking forward to see what else shows up!