Fires, Floods, Gay Rights and Taxes: God Is Shaking

It's a hard day already. Now comes news that God - or a born-again version - is making more inroads into politics. A survey finds one in five Americans believes the free market is really God at work and would do just fine if government heathens let it be. Silicon Valley capitalists ho p e to register millions of new evangelical Christian voters for 2012. And the head of Rick Perry's Florida campaign is Pam Olsen, who says gay marriage will lead to End Times. She runs a branch of IHOP. That's prayer not pancakes. We were confused too.

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The Koch Bros. $50 Billion

Forbes' annual list of the richest Americans puts David and Charles Koch fourth with $25 billion each, meaning over the last seven years their combined wealth soared from $7.5 billion to $50 billion. In just three years, most during the rule of the Kenyan Marxist usurper, they made $20 billion - over 200,000 times the U.S. median income - thus proving their political rhetoric is bullsh$t. Visuals. Obscene.

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