55User Rating: 5 out of 5

Review title of KACHIGAAA DK Has Seen Better Days

Baboons 5: Totally Definitive edition is a hair-raising horror title that ups the ante against other horror titles, probably because Ninja Kiwi decided to sell a flash game for £12... ANYWAYS you play as Donkey Kong before he's captured by Nintendo and forced to fight to the death mercilessly in Smash Bros forever, as he sits on his pile of bananas balming in front of the sun at the carribean. However, all this changes when Donkey Kong's Globophobia (fear of balloons) kicks in as a non-sensical barrage of balloons hired by Nintendo bombarde him in an attempt to capture and drag him using their rubbery ends (?) into the First Dimension\Super Smash Bros Brawl. Therefore, its DK's role to get over his fears by facing himself, and stop thes balloon bastards! (But seriously though why is this £12 when it's free on every other platform? 👎)