Today, leadership welcomed a new shipment of recruits to the frontline. The 101st Airborne Kitty Duck Division parachuted in today (Gift #1: a dozen plastic rubber cat-duckies) and were armed with their stinger missiles (Gift #2: 12 pack jumbo red crayons). After a quick chow break, the 101st marched to the front and were nearly ambushed by the 82nd Meowborne Infantry Regiment (Gift #3: 12 miniature plastic cats). Battlelines were drawn and the Quartermaster is rushing a supply of combat catnip for our brave felines in the field. Will the 82nd Meowborne be outgunned? Or is the 101st underestimating the small but mighty enemy? We'll keep you updated. Next year, the Commander promises to be more selective in what she shares as her likes/dislikes.