



I've always had a soft spot, or hard for that matter, for one Jessica Simpson. It was 12 years ago she was rocking the Daisy Dukes in near perfection on that god awful "Dukes of Hazzard" remake that she forever gained VIP access in my heart and I'm not even into blondes.





In case anybody forgot what she looked like during her prime here's a friendly reminder.









Happy Birthday America 🇺🇸 #ProudToBeAnAmerican A post shared by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) on Jul 4, 2017 at 12:44pm PDT

Hello sunshine ☀️ A post shared by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) on Mar 9, 2017 at 2:31pm PST

Well fast forward to yesterday she celebrated her 37th with a big old butt perched up on a float as a giant homage to all her fans. Yes even after all the kids, marriage, pills, and booze she still has her fastball. She's gone from slim and trim to extra meaty to hello 37 hot milf status. And that my folks deserves a golf clap. You gotta learn to appreciate the Gods when they walk among us mere mortals.