I received my package today!

I received a 3 pack of hot sauce and, as I did when I got the hot sauce from the condiments exchange, I decided to try 1 teaspoon of each without regard to their names or ingredient list, as that tends to taint the tasting process.

This turned out to be an astronomically large mistake.

The first one I tried ended up containing Habanero Peppers. notbad.jpg. Good flavor, nice kick.

The second contained ghost chili pepper sauce. wtf. ouch. holyhellmysinuses.

After bringing myself down with about a half gallon of milk, I attempted the third. By this time, I was hoping for something nice and mellow.

WRONG.

The hottest natural hot sauce IN THE F****** WORLD. ohmygodimaydieiwontbeabletotasteanythingeveragain. F***!

Effing Trinidad scorpion peppers and ghost chilis. Who would make something like this? Sadists!

However, I am sure a drop or two with my morning eggs and bacon will do quite nicely :)

Thank you fantastic Santa!