Northern Californians work harder and are more creative.

Southern California clocks out earlier for some couch-locking L.A. Confidential.

Those are just two conclusions that can be drawn from a first-of-its-type analysis of California medical marijuana patient data, released this morning.

Popular San Francisco-based medical cannabis delivery app Eaze released today the first analysis of its user data. The service — which is like an Uber for medical cannabis, whereby patients can order buds to their location in 15 minutes or less — reaches more than 80 cities and over 100,000 patients.

Eaze’s data-centric approach generates tons of insights, which are just beginning to be mined. Here’s some highlights:

Northern California wants to get lifted, SoCal wants to get stoned

57% of NorCal prefers sativas over indicas. Sativas are generally more energetic, and cerebral. Indicas tend to induce sleepiness and couchlock. 61% of SoCal prefers indicas over sativas.

SoCal clocks out slightly earlier

48% of SoCal orders happen before 5 p.m. vs 42% of NorCal orders. SoCal also buys more bud during the day.

Lazy Saturday

Both NorCal and SoCal order 20% more cannabis on Saturdays from 8 a.m. to 12 p.m.

Wake and Bakers

NorCal sees a 50% increase in relative demand from 10 a.m. – 11 a.m.

4/20 is a Holy Day

4/20/15 saw more than 2.5 times the number of orders relative to the two Mondays prior and after

Mom Does Not Approve

Patients order 15% less on Mother’s Day relative to the three Sundays before and after

Young, Male, iPhone owners

48% of patients are 18-25, 28%: 25-32, 13%: 32-40, 8%: 40-55, 3%: 55+

25% of Eaze patients are women

61% of mobile patients are on iOS, 39% Android

78% are mobile vs 22% desktop

What We Do in the Shadows

12% of 18-25 year-olds order after 10 p.m. (yes, you can do that), only 5% of people 40+ years old do

Cool Grandparent

Oldest Eaze patient: 90 years old

Baller Status

Most spent on a single delivery: $1180

Largest number of orders from one patient: 193

Why Do Folks Need It?

20% Chronic Pain

13% Insomnia

9% Anxiety

12% Migraines

3% Arthritis

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