I’m your dog.

I’m your pet, a good boy.

I protect you, and your toy

back I brought.

You’re my master.

You’re the leader of my pack,

but my nose you somehow smack

quite a lot.

We’re best friends.

But we’re no way equal, no.

“I’m above you, you’re below”,

I was taught.

And I hate you.

Boy I want to kill you, ooh!

I’m just kidding, I love you…

Maybe not…