Today I went to the university post office to pick up my gift. We're in the middle of a blizzard here, so I waited until the actual temperature got up to 18 degrees (with the wind it was more like 3) and then made the trek across campus. It was cold and icy and snowy but I was okay with it because OH MY GOD MY GIFT IS HERE. I picked the gift up, returned to my dorm, thawed my fingers out, and opened the package, only to find....

poop soap. A piece of soap, wrapped in toilet paper. And it looks like a giant piece of shit. With faux corn bits inside it to give it that authentic appearance. To rub salt in the wound, I got a message on facebook about thirty minutes after opening the poop soap from some guy asking if I had gotten my reddit gift yet. Yup, we found our poopetrator. After looking through his profile I realize that we are polar opposites and I am fairly certain that this gift was sent to express his dissatisfaction with me.

Listen, I know I should be grateful that my santa gave me anything at all, and I am. However, I would be lying if I said I'm not disappointed. I'm just glad I have a really awesome giftee who I'll (hopefully!) be able to make happy!!