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Star: “Oh, no! Janna! They’ve turned you and Marco into Pistachions like them!” Mulched!Janna: “Eh, being a plant’s not so bad. In retrospect, I was always trying to be part of a crowd. No school is a plus... And I kind of like this new Marco. Besides the attractive horticultural-features, he’s a lot more aggressive.” Mulched!Marco: “We will destroy you, Mewman!” Mulched!Janna: “See? Aggressive!”