When I’m squished in the subway : “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” – Dirty Dancing

When I’m deciding what to eat for lunch: “I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it? Now cut that in half.” – Bring It On

When the cute guy at the bar is not my Tinder date : “I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly” – You’ve Got Mail

When I load Twitter : “I wish I knew how to quit you” – Brokeback Mountain

When I’m in everyone’s way because I’m texting while walking : “I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy” – Notting Hill

When I’m reading about our president : “I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.” – 10 Things I Hate About You

When people tell me yoga pants aren’t pants : “Can you tell I’m wearing underwear? Cause I totally am.” – 13 Going On 30

When I get called out by name in Barre class : “I couldn’t believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn’t know my name” – There’s Something About Mary

When I learn Omeprazole will cure my acid reflux forever : “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible” – When Harry Met Sally

When I choose UberPool over UberX: “I want to do something for humanity” – Clueless

When I’m trying to relate to a pigeon : “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird” – The Notebook

When I forget my inhaler : “Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away” – Hitch

When non-comedians suggest funny stories for me to incorporate into my stand up routine : “She doesn’t even go here!” – Mean Girls

When I don’t want to ask the guy I’m sleeping with to help me edit my podcast because it seems likely that he’s trying to ghost me, but also the audio software is really confusing: – “Just one person left to call, and I really, really, didn’t want to call him.” – Clueless

When I finally have the confidence to get naked right after eating fried Chinese food : “wanton sex goddess” – Bridget Jones Diary

When my therapist says she thinks I need Zoloft : “Are you saying I’m some kind of mental person?” – How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

When I’m pitching myself in job interviews : “Go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart fat girl” — The Devil Wears Prada

When I’m considering flying across the country for a guy I’ve never met : Sleepless in Seattle. All of it. That movie is insane. We need to talk more about this.