So let’s assume for a moment that the caravan of multitudes now on its way to the U.S. southern border gets there and comes in. Where to put them? A few suggestions.

Georgetown in Washington, D.C.

The Upper East Side of Manhattan

The Hamptons on Eastern Long Island

Nantucket, Massachusetts

Beverly Hills, California

Silicon Valley, California

Lots of tents will be needed. Porta Potties. Cots. Food kitchens.

Most importantly, there will be lots of caring liberals on hand to pitch in and take care of them. And if there are not enough tents, host them in their homes.