A technologist/professor/journalist/humorist, Todd has appeared on MTV and in the Rockette's dressing room. (The latter was more entertaining.)

Come to find out Anthony Bourdain is writing a graphic novel. The celebrity chef is penning "Get Gyro," which concerns some "ultraviolent food nerds." Why is this interesting for The Cult of Low Self-Esteem?





"I wake every morning angry at Rachael Ray. Can you help me?" Well, rumor has it Bourdain is none too fond of Rachael Ray. Rumor has it Bourdain once said





When last we left Division and Rush, they'd failed in their attempts to interview Opa! after the murder of Dr. Swill Guffaw and shadowy figures were closing in on Wendy Wave, yet another of Opa!'s legion of spin-off show hosts.





We're not saying that Mr. Bourdain will find similarities between Ms. Wave's 30 Second Liquid Lunches and Ms. Ray's standing motiffs. We're just saying he may not be first to market, if something related to a foodie were to get ultraviolent in this chapter.





The Cult of Low Self-Esteem, Chapter 3: Drowning in Support starts below.