Now, wait, I’m glad I got here when I did, because it appears you have come into some misinformation on what it means to be rebellious. Property damage is not rebellious. Playing Rock ‘n Roll on the Cathedral steps is rebellious. Spray-painting Shel Silverstein on the Washington Monument is rebellious. Disassembling the Prime Minister’s private jet and alphabetizing the parts is rebellious. Trashing somebody’s car is just sort of being a dick.

