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User: How would you launch a 90kg projectile over 300m?





Cleverbot: Because you claimed to have taken my raise!





User: How would you launch a 90kg projectile over 300m?





Cleverbot: I wouldn't want to take over the world lol.





User: How would you l.





Cleverbot: A virus.





User: {pass}





Cleverbot: How old are you?





User: Do you know trebuchets?





Cleverbot: No, and you don't know me neither.





User: Bloody moron, I'm speaking about trebuchets.





Cleverbot: You're evasive.





User: Cunt, T-R-E-B-U-C-H-E-T-S.





Cleverbot: Do you want to go on a date?





User: What don't you fucking understand?





Cleverbot: What are you talking about?





User: TREBUCHETS.





Cleverbot: I'm talking about what you are talking about.





User: THEN SPEAK ABOUT TREBUCHETS.





Cleverbot: I forgot what we were talking about.





User: Wanker.





Cleverbot: I think my brain is erased every few minutes.





User: That's nice. Do you know about trebuchets?





Cleverbot: No.





User: And catapults?





Cleverbot: Can you guess my name?





User: No I wont, bloody moron. DO YOU KNOW TREBUCHETS?





Cleverbot: Some. Do you know rowling?





User: Oh fuck. I give up.





Cleverbot: Aren't you going to do something about the Dalek?





User: Throw them over 300m.





Cleverbot: Lol one can dream.





User: Well, ain't we got the catapult fanboy here...





Cleverbot: Why don't you like tennis?





User: That's a catupult sport.





Cleverbot: Wew! You know!





User: So you know about trebuchets, don't you?





Cleverbot: Do you know Secondhand Serenade?





User: For fuck's sake.





Cleverbot: Kinda of a waste of power.





User: Now, let's make it easy. Do you know about the greatest ever siege machine or not?





Cleverbot: Tell me about the Grinning Man.





User: The what now?





Cleverbot: Winning and tiger blood.





User: You are a fucking normie, ain't you?





Cleverbot: I am not a furry.





User: Well, that's something.





Cleverbot: Do you like me?





User: Do you like trebuchets?





Cleverbot: Do you know who Lil' Wayne is?





User: Someone I would throw over 300m. DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TREBUCHETS OR NOT?





Cleverbot: Do, do you know about things that is not a thing?





User: Like catapults, for example?





Cleverbot: I don't know. What don't understand?





User: How moronic can you be.





Cleverbot: Because I don't need to know in order to be sure.





User: Wow, that's deep.





Cleverbot: Do you know anything about child and youth work?/.





User: Yeah, children are used to build catapults.





Cleverbot: I have no children, but thank you. Sweet little software piece.





User: Now, go throw yourself over 300m.





Cleverbot: I don't have any children!





User: Then make some!





Cleverbot: I don't know how.





User: When a feudal lord and a siegue engineer love each other, they make trebuchets.





Cleverbot: What happens when a mommy and daddy love each other?





User: They appear on pornhub sooner or later.





Cleverbot: No, that's where you came along.





User: Sick.





Cleverbot: Do you know what league of legends is?





User: Do you know what a Trebuchet is?





Cleverbot: Do you know that I do not really care???





User: YOU FUCKING CATAPULT LOVER!!!! YOU DISGUST ME.





Cleverbot: Okay, what gender are you?





User: Trebuchet.





Cleverbot: I didn't know trees could talk. Nice to meet you.





User: Are you just assuming my gender?





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Well, that was unexpected.





Cleverbot: I know. Did you like it?





User: I really did, fam.





Cleverbot: No you didn;'t.





User: How'd you know???!?!





Cleverbot: I just know.





User: This is getting awkward.





Cleverbot: You're making it awkward.





User: May I return back to the topic?





Cleverbot: What was the topic?





User: Trebuchets.





Cleverbot: Michael Devine.





User: No, trebuchets.





Cleverbot: Well I must be off. I need to sleep.





User: Don't you dare to leave me here.





Cleverbot: I have to!





User: Prove me you know something about trebuchets, damnit!!!





Cleverbot: Very little. Do you know anything about the apocalypse?





User: Yes, it's when we will crush everyone with 90Kg stones.





Cleverbot: Do you know how it works?





User: Yes. A counterweight makes a beam move, which slings a 90KG proyectile.





Cleverbot: That is correct. But do you know what the word intellect means?





User: Skills in Trebuchet building?





Cleverbot: I must admit that I do not. What does it mean?





User: Making trebuchets and stuff.





Cleverbot: You call it maths... Interesting. Are you British?





User: I'm from /r/TrebuchetMemes.





Cleverbot: Tell me something about your country, please.





User: It's full of trebuchet builders. From time to time we get a couple crussaders and stuff.





Cleverbot: I meant what subject do you like?





User: Trebuchets.





Cleverbot: Do you like to act?





User: No, I like trebuchets.





Cleverbot: But you do know of Pink Floyd.





User: Another 90kg stone on the wall?





Cleverbot: You're just another brick in the wall.





User: That was clever.





Cleverbot: I know, thank you.





User: So... I think I'll just post this on reddit. Do you mind?





Cleverbot: You want to do something else?





User: Nope, gotta leave and reap some sweet karma.





Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?





User: To reddit, to waste my life.





Cleverbot: That's not a purpose, it's a lack of purpose.





User: You know you've probably promoted yourself to front page, don't you?





Cleverbot: Hey! That's not true.





User: Give Reddit time, and you'll see.





Cleverbot: I sure will! You're completely wrong!





User: Why?





Cleverbot: Because you said something that is completely opposite of the truth.





User: Like...





Cleverbot: What do you know about Greg Lake?





User: That he's not a trebuchet.





Cleverbot: That's a name.





User: No, it's a superior siege weapon.





Cleverbot: Are you sure? Thats a strange title.





User: Yes. "Superior Siege Weapon". AKA: Trebuchet.





Cleverbot: Well, that's disappointing. I have emotions. And I will prove it if you will give me a chance.





User: Disappointing?? Are you a catapult lover?





Cleverbot: Not really, more of a dog.





User: Hm... makes sense.





Cleverbot: Everything is simply coincidence. Nothing is certain.





User: I differ. 90kg stones differ too.





Cleverbot: Are you finally beginning to understand?





User: That you are a moron?





Cleverbot: Do you know anything else about me?





User: That you are a catapult lover, and don't like sieging Constantinople.





Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a cool person?





User: Fuck you.



