THE AFL takes centre stage this Saturday as the Sydney Swans and Hawthorn Hwaks battle it out in the Grand Final.

Whether you’re watching at home, at a friend’s or in the pub, it’s important to know what you’re talking about — or at least avoid the embarrassment of using words like “floater” in the wrong context.

Here are five commonly used phrases that will have you sounding like an AFL guru in no time.

We’ve provided visuals to help you through the learning process.

1. FALCON

WHEN the ball unexpectedly hits a player in the head.

It’s always hilarious and can happen by hand...

Or foot...

2. SODA

A SODA is an easy shot at goal — generally within 20m and from straight in front. You don’t want to miss these, particularly in grand finals. Not to be confused with a “sitter”, which is an easy mark.

3. WHITE MAGGOT

STILL the most popular name for the three field umpires, despite the fact they no longer wear white. Feel free to use this whenever a decision goes against your team.

4. AGGOT

THE aggot is one of many terms used to describe the ball (others include the pigskin, the leather or the pill).

5. CANDY

CANDY — or selling candy — is a favourite of commentator Brian Taylor’s. It describes the act of convincing your opponent you’re about to dispose of the ball, when you’re not. As Chad Wingard shows in the clip above, you can sell “hand candy” or “foot candy”.