I was actually planning on signing up for the gnome secret santa but didn't because I figured "be the responsible adult and get something that you actually need or that's useful or some shit" so I decided on football instead (didn't have enough points to do both). AND THEN I GOT FUCKING HILARIOUS BEARS GNOME BECAUSE LIFE IS AWESOME

I'm also 100% dependent on morning coffee that I generally have to take with me when I leave for the day because I can't even get out of bed when someone is flipping the mattress on it's side to make me move (a real thing that has happened to me)

If that all wasn't great enough, my roommate is a Packers fan from Chicago (right? I don't get it either) who thoroughly did not enjoy that the note that came with this said "At least you're not a Packers fan." I very much thoroughly enjoyed it.

perfect 5/7 for you sir Santa