a real dick.

SOMEONE likes to pick my tomatoes, eat half, and then leave the rest behind. Sometimes this SOMEONE leaves the tomatoes half eaten, but hanging on the vine. This makes for a thrilling squoosh when I reach in for what looks like a perfectly good tomato.

I was ready to place all blame on the skunk and possum that cruise through the yard every night. Even the groundhogs because I’ve watched them stand on their back legs to sample my tomatoes.

However these critters were just being set up to take the fall.

The game camera revealed the real mastermind behind the taste testing.

Today though, I feel like he’s just showing off. Total dick move.