Robin read a story about the appeal for Deflate Gate happening this week. Robin said that they will have that for Tom Brady's 4 game ban. Robin said the deflate gate ball sold for $44,000. Howard said he's always amazed by stuff like that. Robin wrapped up and Howard ended the show around 11:15am.

Howard asked when Sharknado 3 is coming out. Benjy said that it's coming out on Wednesday on SyFy. He said someone posted his scene on the web. Howard said they figured that he could have been thrown up by a shark. He said Ian survived a shark attack in one of the movies.

Robin read a story about a professional surfer who fought off a shark at an event. Robin said his name is Mick Fanning and he was visibly shaken after the attack. Robin had some audio of Fanning talking about the shark attack and how he fought it off. Fanning said he'd be good not ever competing again after surviving that. Howard said that might be the most dangerous sport. He said there's a potential shark attack waiting for you.

Robin read a story about Donald Trump saying that John McCain isn't a war hero to him. Robin said that people are upset with him saying that. Robin had some audio of Trump talking about how he likes people who weren't captured. Howard wondered why Trump isn't coming on their show to make these statements. Robin had some audio of Lindsay Graham and Scott Walker talking about Trump as well. Howard said he wants Trump to come in and evaluate women. Robin said she doesn't think that will happen right now.

Robin said that Amy Schumer is getting some push back about some pictures she took with some Star Wars characters. Robin said she dressed as Princess Leia and some people got upset with what she did. Robin said that Disney and Lucasfilm didn't authorize the characters used. Robin said Mark Hamill says he got excited over the photos.

Robin said she went to see a baseball game at Camden Yard in Baltimore. Robin said it was great. Howard said that she was all fired up about that on the phone. Robin said she saw it with Eddie Murray. Howard said he thought she meant Eddie Murphy. Robin said he wouldn't be in Baltimore. Howard said he doesn't know why he'd be there. Robin said she had her brothers with her and they got to see some of the players they saw as kids. Robin said it was a great day. Howard said it sounds like a nightmare to him.

Tommy asked Robin if she's a fascist about the whole Confederate flag thing. Howard said it's not fascist. Robin said it doesn't belong on a state house. Tommy said he agrees with her on that. Howard let Tommy go and did a live commercial read.

Howard took a call from Tommy in Malden who said he saw Judd Apatow on the Today show and he mentioned that he heard her on the Howard Stern Show. Howard said that story has been told many times. Tommy said he did say it on the Today show though. He said Judd is a good guy and tells the truth. Howard said it's great to know that something like that led to a great collaboration.

Robin said that Caitlyn has a mentor as she goes through this transition. Howard said he never has anyone ask him to be their mentor in radio. Howard said that someone talked about how awful Howard was when he talked to him as a kid. That was Judd Apatow. Howard said he doesn't want to do interviews with kids.

Robin said that Caitlyn Jenner's mentor is this woman Candace Cane or something. Howard said this woman Toula who was on their show was hot. Howard said she gave him a boner. Howard said that's how attractive she was. Howard said he couldn't fuck someone who used to be a man though. Howard said he would have taken a hand job from her. Howard said he thinks that Candace may have been on their show. Howard had Gary check. Gary said he has two people going through it and he hasn't found anything yet. Howard talked to Fred as if he were Caitlyn for a short time.

The caller asked if she ever cleans him up. Howard said she would if he asked her to but he doesn't bother her with that. Howard said he takes care of it. The caller said some women like the cum. Howard said none of them like it. Robin said he can't say that. Howard said he knows none of them do. Howard said when he was this caller's age he took down a wall with his load. The caller said he uses his for spackle. Howard told the caller if she likes cum then she was born a man.

Howard said if he's learned anything it's that don't let sex run your life. Howard said just jerk off 4 times a day if you have to. Howard said people try to get laid all day and you don't have to conduct your life like that. Howard said calm down and jerk off. The caller asked if he talks to Beth about that. Howard said he and Beth have great sex. He said there were times when she might be on the rag and he has to masturbate. He said she's fine with that. Howard said he takes care of business.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked about Howard jerking off and saying he uses 3 tissues. Howard said he uses 5 actually. He said he can detail it if he wants. The caller said he would love that. Howard said he makes sure his load doesn't get on his hand or anything. He said that he grabs all 3 and wraps it around his penis like a diaper. He said he folds it and catches it all. Howard said he shimmies to the toilet and grabs 2 new tissues. He said those two tissues go in his underwear so there is no seepage. Howard said he has to protect his Tommy John underpants which hold it all in place. Howard said then it all dries up. Howard said if he could pee after he goes he'd do that to clear it all up. The caller said his load would blow right through 3 tissues. Howard said his load isn't as powerful as it used to be. The caller said he's 35. Howard said that load lightens up. Howard said it's crazy that it's such a gluey substance. Howard said it's like a mould when he takes the tissue off. Howard said when he was 35 he had to use paper towels. He said they didn't make them strong enough. Howard said he didn't care so much about the amount. He said it was just to get it over with.

Robin read about the shooting and how Rudy Giuliani is saying that flags should be lowered to half staff. Howard said he agrees. Robin had some of Giuliani talking about that and some other things.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he wanted to chime in on the 4 Marines who were killed. Howard said this is such a travesty. Howard said he knows at recruiting centers they don't want guys walking around with guns. Howard said common sense tells you that they are highly trained and they need to defend themselves. Howard said that one of the guys was a purple heart winner. Howard said the guy was in for 18 years. Howard said he could have taken this guy out. Howard said they should have an armed guard at least. Howard said this armed citizen had to protect the military. Howard said the Military has to be able to protect themselves.

Howard said he watched two episodes of Falling Skies last night. He also watched a show about transgender children. Robin had a story about TVs that keep track of what people are watching. Robin said that this assemblyman wants to be sure that the voice recognition in TVs can be disabled. Robin said she hopes that her TV isn't recording anything. Howard said he covers the camera on his Mac too. He said that he puts a wash cloth over it. He said sometimes he can't even see the porn. He did a live commercial read after that.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that guy El Chappo wanted to kill Donald Trump. Howard said he thinks the guy has more on his mind than worrying about Donald Trump. Howard said he's being pursued by the Mexican Government. Howard said that they won't take our help to try and catch the guy. Howard said the thing with El Chappo is that people worship the guy. Howard said he never understood that. Howard said the guy is a criminal. He said he's killed a lot of their own people down there. Robin said he has created a terrible situation down there. Howard said the tunnel was really nice. He said it was air conditioned and everything. Howard said he even had a helicopter waiting for him to take him away.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he liked the History of Howard Stern last week. Howard said they do have a rich history. He said all generations will know the truth of the Howard Stern Show.

Robin read a story about AshleyMadison.com being hacked. Robin said that data was stolen and user information has been posted online. Howard said someone has a lot of 'splainin' to do. Robin said they have apologized for this breach. Robin said this is a popular dating web site for those seeking extramarital dating.

Robin read a story about the queen of England who is in trouble over some picture of her when she was young and gave the Hitler salute. Robin said the picture was from before the war.

Howard said if you're in love with the Dukes of Hazard, don't admit it. He said you might as well walk around with a sign saying ''I'm stupid.'' Howard said Richard was into that show too. He said he went to meet the guy who played Roscoe on the show. Howard asked Richard what that was like. Richard came in and said he freaked out. He had a picture to show Howard. He said Daisy Duke was his first boner. He said he met the guy who played Enos too. Richard said there was a guy selling Dukes of Hazard junk and he bought a watch. He said he still has that junk somewhere. Howard asked Richard what was better, meeting Roscoe or having elves tuck him in. Richard said they never tucked them in. He said they asked for them to do it and when they heard he was 38 they said they have a 12 year old age limit. Howard told him to get out of there. Howard did a live commercial read after that.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that it's a whole different ball game in the South with the Confederate flag and the Dukes of Hazard. Howard said he didn't know that so many people were into that show. He said it was a dumb fucking show. Howard said it's one of the worst shows ever. The caller said he's worried about the gun control stuff that's coming out. Howard said there's nothing coming out. The caller said he's worried about their rights. Howard said we need less rights. Howard said no one is taking your gun away.

Robin said a man was found in Demi Moore's pool. Robin said that Demi wasn't home and it was her assistant who had the party. Robin said this man was invited by the assistant and he was found in the morning in the pool. Robin said that he didn't know how to swim. Robin said he was just there floating in the pool.

Robin said that David Letterman came out of retirement. Howard said he saw that. He said he had a big beard. Howard said when you have a job like Dave did you shave every day. He said he does that when he goes on vacation but then it hurts when you shave. Robin said Dave came out on stage at a show that Steve Martin and Martin Short were doing. Howard said Dave got a lot of laughs and he's just really good in that setting. Robin said he always put down his stand up abilities. Robin said Dave seems to be having a good time.

Robin had some audio from the ESPY awards where Caitlyn was accepting an award and making a speech. Robin wondered if she's going to work on her voice. Howard said he's not sure. Robin said that's the one thing that hasn't really changed. Howard said that he got made up as a drag queen for his book. He said he wanted to pass as a woman. He said he never got that pleasure. He said if someone wants to give him an award he'd do that again.

Howard said he got into that whole Pluto thing. Howard said that we just started flight like 100 years ago and we got a thing to fly by Pluto. Howard said that he was like holy shit. He said that it was weird to see that Pluto is a planet again. Howard said the whole thing is just wild. Robin said they are speculating on a lot. Howard said these people are brilliant. Howard said it's like ''Eat shit ISIS'' when you think about that. Howard said they almost didn't build this thing. Howard said that there was one doctor who figured they could do it.

Howard asked JD if he made it to New Orleans with his girlfriend. JD said he did. He said they had great food down there. Howard asked if he was open to the new food. JD said he was. He said that they hung out and drank a little bit in the French Quarter. Robin asked if he was sweating a lot. JD said he was. Howard asked Robin what's weirder, the fact that JD has a girlfriend or that Caitlyn Jenner is a woman. Robin said the Caitlyn thing. Howard said he finds the JD thing weirder. They played a JD song parody after talking to him for a short time. JD asked how long that song goes on. Howard said it goes on a long time. He said it's like JD doing a monologue.

Howard played some audio from the British Open where people were yelling out Baba Booey. Howard said there was a Baba Booey at a Donald Trump rally. Howard said he thinks you can hear it. Robin said she was able to. Howard said getting that out there is a major accomplishment.

Robin wondered what Camille Cosby knows. Howard said she may have had her brain removed in the 1960s. Howard said she defends him. They went to break a short time later.

Howard said Cosby was the number 1 pitchman but now he's down to this. He played a Subway commercial parody with a fake Bill Cosby talking about how he's never messed around with child pornography. Howard said he feels bad for that Jared guy. Howard said he's not sure if he was up to anything but he had some dude working for him who had some child porn thing going on. Howard said you hope the guy doesn't lose his gig because of some conjecture. Robin said they have already taken him off the web site as a preemptive strike.

Robin said that Phylicia Rashad was also defending Cosby. Robin said that Jada Pinkett Smith said that she never saw anything either. Howard said that Gretchen Carlson was talking about Cosby and she had nothing to talk about. Howard played a clip of her talking about her meeting with Cosby. She had no story at all. Nothing happened to her. Robin asked what the point was there. Howard said there was no point.

Howard said that Cosby did comedy material about using stuff on women to get them to have sex with him. He said they did that in The Cosby Show too. Howard played a clip from The Cosby Show where Cosby was talking about his barbecue sauce and how he uses that to make people like him and how he had a cup of it up on his night stand. Howard said that's the creepiest clip ever.

Howard said she was the last hold out. Howard played some audio of Whoopi talking about Cosby about how most of the stuff out there points to guilt. Howard said one of the producers must have talked to her. Howard said just a couple of days before she was defending him. He played some audio of her doing that too.

Howard said Janice Dickinson is on the war path again. Howard played a clip of her talking about how he should just cut off his balls. Howard said Whoopi Goldberg was defending Cosby on The View but then they had a legal analyst on the show. Howard said this guy talked to her and convinced her that she should change her mind.

Howard said they interviewed Bill at WNBC. He said it was horrible. He said Bill Cosby is such a bore. He said the ratings had to go down when he was on. Howard said this deposition he gave is absolute insanity. Howard said a girl had accused him of drugging her in 1995 or so. Howard said Cosby gave in detail that it was consensual but he did use quaaludes on her. He said he talked about getting jerked off with hand lotion too. Robin said that he said he didn't want to have sex with the women because they'd fall in love with him. Howard said he can't imagine the depravity of doing that to a woman. Robin said he just wanted hand jobs and blow jobs because he thought they'd fall in love with him. Howard said most women don't enjoy penis. He said they just want to be with a man. Howard said Bill Cosby is out of his mind.

Howard said Bill Cosby is out of his fucking mind. Howard said he's so stupid that he'd talk about that in a deposition. Robin said that he may be arrogant. Howard said that he's been consistent about how lame he thought Bill Cosby was all these years. Howard said that must prove something. Howard said he must have known he was a dick head. Robin said he never called him a dick head. Howard said he's sure you can find him talking about the weird shit he was accused of doing. Howard said he's trying to give them some credit. Robin said she thinks they have been on the right side of this issue.

Howard said he does support her. Howard said he's still waiting for her to come in there so he can interview her properly.

Speech Impediment Man said he read a story about a guy who is suing him or something. Howard said he doesn't know what he's talking about. Speech Impediment Man said he did some work on his mansion or something. Howard said he knows nothing about what he's talking about. Howard let Speech Impediment Man go after that.

Howard took a call from Speech Impediment Man who asked how his vacation was. Howard said he just kind of chilled out. He said it was good. Speech Impediment Man asked if he was into Ant-Man when he was a kid. Howard said he was. Robin said he already talked about that. Howard said he was into Ant-Man when he was a kid. He said Ant-Man can get small like Atom from the DC comics. Howard said his strength goes up because of that. Howard said that he has the ability to communicate with ants. Howard said he can put together an army of ants to attack people. He said fly on ants too.

Howard said they understand the racial background. Howard said putting that aside that car is from a shitty show. Howard said buying that car is a bad idea all around. The caller said he has good memories about that show. Howard told him to forget about it.

The caller said he's still looking into getting the car. The guy said that it's a Dodge Challenger but Fred told him it's Dodge Charger. Howard asked how much money the caller makes a year. The caller said around 90. Howard said you're going to take a large chunk of dough and find out he bought the wrong car. The caller said he doesn't have that extra dough. Howard said that's good.

Howard said if that were him, and he liked the Dukes of Hazard, which he didn't, he's not sure you have to go out and celebrate loving that show. Howard said he understands the Munsters but not the Dukes of Hazard. Howard said forget about the flag but that show was just awful. Howard said if some girl sees that car she's going to wonder how long it will be before she's chopped up.

Howard said they tested Bobo and he did better. He still didn't know it was them calling though. Robin said he speaks of himself in the third person. Howard said he might have his sentence suspended and be back in early September. He said the Bobo Free Summer continues for now. They played the Bobo Free Summer theme song and then a prank call they made using clips of Bobo. They went to break after that.

Howard said they tested him again. He played more of them trying to get Bobo to do the show and asking if he would want to be on with Kelly Monaco. Bobo stuck with it and didn't agree to anything.

Howard said they did check on Bobo and tested him. He said that Bobo passed on the call from the people at General Hospital. Howard said that he held out. Howard said Bobo really thought it was General Hospital calling. Howard played the audio of Bobo taking the call from this guy from General Hospital asking if he was available. Bobo said he mentioned the show 5 times and Howard wasn't pleased with it. Bobo said maybe after this ''banned'' he can check with Gary about being on the show. Bobo said he can only take a call from Ralph but he hasn't called yet. Howard said they tried every angle with Bobo and he wasn't biting. Bobo refused to make any deal with them to mention the show on Howard's show. Bobo said he has been falling apart over this whole thing.

Howard said before vacation he got into a jag about Gary's throat clearing driving him crazy. Howard said people say he's picking on Gary. He said he's really not. He said it's hard when he eats and Gary is clearing his throat. Howard said he stopped eating his breakfast in there because of that. Howard said he eats at home now. Howard said you can hear the phlegm. Howard played a song parody to the tune of the Addams Family theme with Gary clearing his throat. Howard played another one from Psych where he had Gary clearing his throat.

Howard said he has a ton of phony phone calls. He said they take a lot of work to do. He said he has some good ones. Howard said they took the Bobo Apology and they called a fireworks place and said their kid was blowing everything up. Howard played that one. He said this kid bought fireworks and now he's blowing everything up. Sal called the place and had the fireworks going off in the background and then Sal says his cock is gone. Howard said you gotta love that.

Howard said he has a fun phony phone call from Chris Wilding. Howard said he got a bunch of goofy names from the show on another show. Howard said he got Rotten Cunts, Her Breasts Are Small and Shooting Ropes. Howard said he did them as German birthday announcements. Howard played the clip of this woman reading the names not knowing what they meant. Howard said they've pretty much gotten every other name on the air so now they have to do German names. Howard said good job to Chris.

Howard said he saw the movie. He said he saw a bunch. He said he liked Terminator Genisys. Robin said she thought they took away from the greatness of the Terminator movies. Howard said they might be done with it. Howard said he didn't hate it. Robin said she didn't hate it either. She said it just wasn't that great. Robin said it was fun seeing new Arnold and old Arnold. Howard said he enjoyed it. Robin said it was better than Jurassic Park. Robin said she thought that was terrible. Howard said he has no interest in seeing that. Howard said he doesn't care about that. Robin said the plot was just dumb.

Howard said they had Arnold Schwarzenegger in there before they went on break and the reviews of the new Terminator movie weren't so great. Robin said her's wasn't so great. Howard had a message from a phony Arnold giving his response to those bad reviews.

Howard said he has a bunch of things to play. He said they went out and asked Hispanic people if they like El Chappo or Donald Trump more. Howard played some of the answers that people were giving and they were saying they like El Chappo better than Trump. They were calling Trump the devil and things like that.

Howard said he got an email from Shadoe Stevens over vacation. He said he sent him a link to something that Jason should link to. Howard said it's a parody of a Kung Fu movie. He said he can't remember the name of it. Howard said he's spacing out. JD said it's called ''Kung Fury.'' Howard asked JD when he saw it. JD said he heard about it when they were trying to get the money for it. He said they made it in Sweden or somewhere. Howard said he was pissing his pants watching it. Howard said it's a parody of every Kung Fu movie and it's so funny. He said one guy is in a split in the middle of the air and he's beating everyone up. Howard asked JD if he found it as funny as he did. JD said he did. Howard said this guy goes back in time to Kung Fu Hitler and it's funny as hell. He said it's great. Howard said Shadoe turned him on to it. He said it's brilliant. Howard said it's not as brilliant as the Stones but it's up there.

Howard said there's an album by the Rolling Stones called Stripped . Howard said he didn't know about it. Fred said he loves that album. Howard said he loves the version of Love in Vain on that album. Howard said he didn't know anything about it until he was going through their catalog and ran across it. Howard said that's the best version of that song. Howard said it's just Mick and a guitar. Howard had Fred play it for him. Howard asked what year this was recorded. Fred said it was like 1994 or 95. Howard said he loves this.

Howard asked if his dad would have loved that Michael Douglas thing. Paul said he would have loved it and he would have laughed even harder because it failed. Howard said that Paul Rudd is celebrating how well Ant-Man did this weekend. Howard said he will be in the audience for the second weekend. Howard said his friends told him that it was great. Howard thanked him for coming in and wrapped up with him. They went to break after that.

Howard said that Netflix is doing a prequel to Wet Hot American Summer and he wondered if Paul will be in it. Paul said the whole cast will be in it. He said it's like 15 years later. He said they were too old to play the parts back then and now they're 15 years older and they're playing younger people. Howard asked if his parents have seen all of this success. Paul said his mom is still around but his dad didn't make it to see ''I Love You Man.'' He said that he got to see some of his success. He said it does bother him that he is dead. He said his dad was the guy who would always be in the grocery store and point out his son on a magazine cover. He said his parents told him to do whatever he wanted as long as he was happy. Paul said his dad wanted him to do what he wanted but he was more realistic than his mom. Paul said his dad had such venom toward people who were just trying to suck people dry trying to make money.

Howard said that at one point Paul decided to cross his legs like Sharon Stone in Basic instinct. Paul said he didn't tell anyone and he was off camera. He said he took everything out so it was all hanging out. He said he had his t-shirt hanging over it. He said then he sits down and it all slips up. He said he's trying to get it all back out and its not working. He said Michael is doing his speech and he doesn't even see it. He said he would occasionally see it and then he just stops and calls him a pervert. Paul said after that he wanted him to love it but he knew he shouldn't have done it. He said some of the camera guys were laughing because it failed so bad.

Howard said Michael Douglas is great too. He said it must be great to work with him. Paul said it's crazy. He said he has worked with a couple of people like that. He said he worked with Nicholson too. He said that they'll be in the middle of a scene and then you realize that you're working with this person who has been in these iconic movies. Howard asked if they are really relaxed on film. Paul said they're really talented. Howard asked if they're self aware. Paul said they're just so relaxed. He said they're very comfortable with where they're at.

Howard asked if Michael Douglas said ''Howard Stern'' instead of Howard Stark at some point. Paul said he did. He said that it may be on the DVD. Howard said it would be so great if they left that in. Howard asked Paul what he did when Michael said that. Paul said ''I love Howard Stern'' when he said it. He said that they said Baba Booey in Wanderlust. Howard said that's right. He said they played that on the air.

Howard said that they are making so much money with the movies and it must blow Stan's mind. Paul said Stan handles himself with so much respect. He said he'll ask questions about your life and he'll just sit an talk. He said he's very humble. Howard said the premises for these characters are crazy.

Robin asked Paul what being in the Comic-Con world is like. Paul said he went to last year's and it was pretty crazy. He said he was there with the Avengers and it was like hanging out with the Beatles. Howard said Robert Downey Jr. is amazing as Iron Man. Howard asked if he met Stan Lee. Paul said that guy is so cool and amazing. He said he's really funny too. He said Stan said that the best part was that they can show just how small he is because in the comic books that's very hard to convey.

Howard said if he had to make a second Ant-Man why they don't just pick out a story and make it. He said a lot of times they don't do that. Paul said when you do a second one you don't have to set up the whole origin of it. He said with Ant-Man it gets really trippy. He said there's a lot of crazy stuff. Howard said that's what they should do. Howard said they keep going to the back story for so many of these characters.

Howard asked Paul what's next. Howard asked if they're thinking about the next Ant-Man movie. Paul said he really doesn't know yet. He said he thinks it remains to be seen. He said the response to it is amazing so that's encouraging. Howard said he can't wait to see it. Howard said he is so stoked about super hero movies. Howard said the reviews were fabulous so he congratulates him on that.

Howard asked if he thinks he's good at auditioning. Paul said that sometimes his agent will tell him that they don't want him to audition. He said that sometimes you just want to see the chemistry and he gets that.

Howard asked when he knew he had made it. Paul said that once people started knowing his name he knew it. Howard said he wanted to be in Titanic. Paul said he really wanted in on that for his dad. He said his dad knew a lot about the titanic. He said that he was working on Romeo and Juliet and he had a conversation with Leonardo DiCaprio about it before he did the movie. Howard asked if you want something too bad then you can fuck it up. Paul said he may not have fucked it up but he may have just gone ''Nah.'' when he went in.

Howard said that Paul did Knocked Up and 40 Year Old Virgin too. Howard said those are some funny movies. Paul said working on those movies is the best. He said going to work every day and not knowing what the scene was going to be is great. He said certain scenes that are quoted are things they just made up.

Howard asked if he can memorize stuff pretty easily. Paul said he can but then he forgets it as soon as he's done. Howard said he did his movie and there were people who weren't able to remember their lines. Paul said that sometimes they'll mess up their lines in a play and just make something up. He said there are a lot of guys who work like that and make things up and it's a variation on a theme. Howard said when he did his movie he was told to stick to the script. He said he had to memorize his lines. Paul said it all depends on the director and the actors you're with.

Howard said doing a play seems to be grueling. Howard said that it's 8 times a week. Paul said that you feel part of the community and all of that. He said that there is a thrill to that. He said it's thankless. He said 8 shows a week sucks. Paul said he loves it and he will continue to do it but every time he does it he wonders why he's doing it.

Howard said Paul did a play with Julia Roberts and she didn't get great reviews but Paul did. Howard asked if that kills it. Paul said that was called 3 Days of Rain. He said she was incredible in the play. He said she never read the reviews. Howard asked if Paul read the reviews on Ant-Man. Paul said he did. He said the reviews are different. He said that if you read the reviews of a play it can mess with your head. He said Julia Roberts would laugh when she'd get flowers from James Gandolfini saying ''fuck them.'' He said she'd laugh and say that she must have really sucked to have gotten that many flowers.

Howard asked if he was attracted to Alicia Silverstone at all on the set. He said that it's almost impossible not to fall in love. Paul said part of your job is to make it seem convincing. He said with Alicia he felt like she was a kid. He said he wasn't much older but he was older. He said that's not much but that's 23 or 24 and she was 17 so it felt like it was more. Howard said she blew up as a big star too. Howard said now Paul has this big career and Alicia isn't as big as she was. Paul said she does a lot of plays. He said he saw her in something a couple of years ago. He said that they see each other on occasion but not very often. Paul said she's a really good actress and she's very interesting.

Howard asked if they kept changing things in the show. Paul said they were constantly changing lines. He said there was very little ad libbing. He said that you do the run through and then you can pitch changes. He said they'd do it all over again. Howard said it seems really tight the way they do things. Howard said it must make you feel good when they say only one or two episodes but then he becomes Phoebe's husband. Paul said it's really strange to think about how he was on Friends.

Howard asked about being cast in Friends and how big of a deal that was. Paul said that's still the biggest deal. He said that he was only supposed to be on for one or two episodes. He said that whole experience was strange. He said it was near the end of its run and he just didn't want to get in the way. Howard asked if he didn't want to screw things up. Paul said that he's not sure he would have done the final two seasons but he did one or two thinking it would be fun. Howard asked if he got nervous going into it. Paul said it was a new format for him. He said it's a very strange feeling to do a 4 camera shoot like that. He said that they told him that he'd like doing it because it's like a play but it's really not. He said you do things over and over. He said the tapings last all night. He said every Friday things were crazy. He said the fans were psyched to see the taping. He said it was really strange. He said it was like a Beatles concert.

Howard said Paul wasn't a big star at the time either. Paul said that Clueless wasn't even out yet. He said they went to see it and she was surprised at how big his role in it was. Howard said that movie made a ton of money. Paul said he got a call from the producer who told him it was a hit but don't get used to it. Paul said it was a very unrealistic way to start. Howard asked if he had a lot of fans coming up to him after that. Paul said not really. He said his career has been a pretty slow burn. Howard said that Anchorman was a really funny movie. Paul said that changed his life. He said that he wasn't doing a lot of comedies before that. Howard said that's funny because he thinks of him doing comedies. Paul said he got into a bunch of other comedies. He said when he decided to get into acting he studied theater. He said he'd suggest acting school for anyone who wants to act.

Howard asked if you have to be in L.A. to be in movies. Paul said he wanted to do theater too so it's fine. He ended up meeting his wife as soon as he got there too. He said he met her the first day he was there. He said she worked for this PR firm and she was in the New York office. Paul said he didn't know anyone there and he started talking to her and they got to know each other. He said he felt that she was a woman and not just a girl.

Howard asked if his hearing was affected by that. Paul said that it didn't. He said that it kind of weirded him out. He said that he could have been killed. He said he shot the next day on the movie. Howard said he would have called in sick. Howard said in the same time Paul had 5 car accidents. Paul said they had an earthquake too. He said he was in 5 car accidents. He said that he knew he had to get out of there. He said he went to New York and got an audition with a theater club. He said he had to do two monologues for them. He said he picked a couple and he did Amadeus. He said he was walking to the audition and bumped into someone. He said he bumped into the guy who played Amadeus in the movie. He said he told him he should move to New York. He said he did that after that. He said he rented a car in L.A. and that car got hit. He said he moved to New York and he's been there ever since.

Howard said he heard a story about him being out shooting Clueless. He said Paul got mugged and he had a gun go off next to his head. Howard said that has to be scary. Paul said he knew he was going to have PTSD after that. He said that he was shooting the movie and he was at Jerry's Deli in Studio City. He said this guy came out of nowhere and the guy wanted money and he had none on him. Howard said that he must have shit his pants. Paul said he got very calm. He said the guy said it was areal gun and shot it next to his head. He felt it go through his hair. He said he told the guy that he could take whatever he wanted. He said the guy went through this stuff in his car and he thought about slamming the door on his legs. He said he had a gun though so he didn't do that. Paul said everything slows down when that's going on.

Howard asked if his life changed after that. Paul said it changed because he was meeting the director right away instead of doing 4 auditions first. He said that Clueless came out first. He said then Halloween 6 came out. He said he watches that movie now and he sees how earnest he was trying to be in it. Howard asked how soon he lost he agent after that. Paul said it wasn't long after that.

Howard said the movie Clueless put Paul on the map. Paul said that did change things for him. Howard said his manager said he could be in Halloween 6 or Clueless. Paul said his manager said that he should do Halloween 6. Howard asked where he finds the strength to say no to that and do Clueless. Paul said that Halloween 6 is a mess. He said that was the first one he did and he didn't want to do it. Paul said that he knew what path he wanted to take and his manager was working on Halloween 6. He said he was a big Daniel Day Lewis fan and his manager told him that's the one he would do. He said he did that one and then got cast in Clueless around that time. He said his manager said that maybe he shouldn't do Clueless. He said he went in and auditioned for it. Howard said he wasn't very well known and either was Alicia Silverstone. Paul said that Amy Heckerling was directing. He said he knew that she did Fast Times at Ridgemont High. He said that he was trying to get Donald Faison's part not knowing that it was for an African American.

Howard said Paul was doing that DJ thing and he ended up going to a bat mitzvah. Paul said he was asked to do this Donnie the Dweeb dance there and he did a lap dance on this girl. He said that his friends didn't find it funny at all. He said that was the last time he ever did it. Howard said there must be kids who have pictures of him doing that and they don't even know it's him.

Howard asked Paul about becoming a DJ when he was a kid. Paul said there was a bar named Studebakers and he had really long hair. He said he was about 18. He said that he went in and asked about a job. He said they had a DJ booth there and he asked if he could do that. Paul said he wound up doing that and had some idea about what music to play. He said it was a bar that he didn't have to try too hard getting people up in. He said he had to wear a wig to work though. He said when he moved from Kansas he needed a job and he got a DJ job doing weddings and bar mitzvah's. He said he did that for about a year. Howard said that must be better than being a waiter. Paul said he did that too. Paul said he was at a bar mitzvah and he ended up mocking the whole thing. He said that he was doing this goofy stuff and his boss named him Donnie the Dweeb. He said he had to keep doing that. He said it became his thing.

Howard asked when he knew he wanted to be an actor. Paul said when he was about 16-17 he thought he might want to do that. He said he loved the Steve Martin records. He said that he was into comedy records. He said that the Steve Martin records were crazy great. He said he thought that would be a great job making people laugh. Howard said Judd Apatow loves Steve too. Howard said that he ran into Judd at some point. Paul said that he was talking to someone about fake names and he ended up finding out that Judd was into Steve too and they started emailing. He said that he liked what Judd had done and he met him on Anchorman. He said that it was like meeting a pen pal.

Howard asked Paul about being born in New Jersey and living there until he was 6. He moved to Kansas after that. Paul said they moved around a few times. He said that his dad worked for TWA. He said they just kept moving.

Howard said Paul had to get ripped for the part. Paul said he did. He said that Judd Apatow likes him chubby. Howard asked what he does when he gets ripped. Paul said he didn't know what to do. He figured Marvel would have a team. He said they didn't do any of that. Howard asked if they talked to him about it at all. Paul said he just asked people he knew. He said he found this nutritionist and a guy who worked with some athletes and actors. Howard asked if he had to eat more. Paul said he was told what to eat. He said it really worked. He said the work out thing was crazy. He said he worked out in the city wit a trainer named Richard. He said the guy was a professional body builder. He said they stuck to working out 4-5 times a week. He said he was doing cardio on his own too. He said he'd go on these machines to work out. Howard asked if he hated the process. Paul said at first he did. He said that he can be obsessive about things. He said he knew he had to do this. He said that he has to keep up with it now too. He said he took off body fat and got down to like 8 percent body fat. He said he was up around 21. He said that he looked regular. Howard said he got the physique good enough. Paul said he didn't feel like an imposter in the suit.

Howard asked if he went out and celebrated this weekend. Paul said he knew he was coming in there so he kept a clear head. He said he had a pretty chill weekend. Robin asked if there were people who were pegged for the role before him. Howard said it was him and Donald Trump. Howard said Bill Cosby too. Howard said it must have just been Paul. Paul said Edgar had wanted him to do it. He said if there were other conversations he's not sure.

Howard asked if they had a guy there on the set to keep an eye on things. Paul said they do have a guy who sits in and gives ideas. He said that he's great. Paul said they're always coming up with ideas and sending notes.

Howard asked if he has written other movies. Paul said he wrote Role Models and some of the scripts for the show ''Party Down.'' He said this was like his third script. Howard said that they must trust him with it. Paul said he has no idea why they would. Howard asked if he had to pitch them the idea. Paul said they looked at the script Edgar had written and they had some other ideas that they spent talking about. Paul said it took a couple of months to write after Marvel told them to go ahead with it.

Howard said for guys his age comic books were a joke. He said now they treat them seriously and it's amazing for him to see it. Paul said that the guys who are running Marvel love the comics and they know the stories they want to tell. He said they just speak that language.

Howard said there's a certain snobbery there too. Howard said other actors might put their nose up but this is a great role to play. He said that you have financial success and that lets you do other movies. Howard said kids love you too. He said it's the ultimate thing. Paul said that these movies work on a global scale and you want to take shots at the number one guys. He said he loves it when he sees stories about actors going to children's hospitals and stuff. He said it's important to remember that 99 percent of the world doesn't give a shit. He said they shouldn't. Paul said these guys are going into hospitals and talking to kids and he thinks that's awesome.

Howard said the movie opened this weekend at number 1. He said it wasn't a huge budget movie like some are. Howard asked if he was watching the box office. Paul said he was kind of watching it and he was very stressed the whole weekend. Paul said he has never had anything quite like this. He said the way he talks about it is different than other things he does. He said he usually makes fun of the movies he's in but he can't do that with this. Howard said now that he's part of the Marvel success story he will end up being in 20 other Marvel movies. Paul said he's going to be in Captain America 3. He said he was there a few weeks ago. He said he was there and he's like ''There's Tony Stark.'' He said there's that moment when they're all in their costumes and they're looking at each other saying ''We're grownups.''

Howard said he heard he wrote the script with another guy. Paul said that this guy Edgar Wright wrote it with another guy and Edgar left the project. He said that he had some ideas that they didn't want to go with. He said that he split and then there was a draft floating around and Adam McKay came on board. He said that they needed a director and they wound up writing the script from there. Howard asked if it was written as a comedy. Paul said that you have to play it straight. He said that it wasn't a straight up comedy. He said they want it to be funny but it has to be dramatic too. He said at the same time it's Ant-Man who is flying around on an ant.

Howard asked if he bought an ant farm after he got the part. Paul said he didn't but the guys on the set had one but one day all of the ants were just dead. Howard asked if he respects ants more now. Paul said he does. He said he does feel this kinship with them. He said he was getting some coffee the other day and there were a couple on their way to the Keurig machine. He said he figured they'd find their way out. Robin asked what the lifespan of an ant is. Paul said he didn't research that much.

Howard said you don't want to be the guy who puts out a Marvel movie that doesn't do well. Howard said he was in Clueless and that flew in under the radar. Howard said that's fine but this whole thing is a different story. Paul said he didn't think too much about it early on. He said it can be overwhelming. Howard said Ant-Man is one of the lesser known characters. Howard said about 15 years ago he had a meeting with Marvel about buying the rights to it. Paul said that's amazing to him. Howard said he liked Ant-Man but didn't know everything about him. Howard said he had some cool stuff though. Paul said people ask him what he can do and he says that he can shrink to the size of an ant and he can talk to ants. He said people aren't that impressed. Paul said he doesn't know that much about ants. He said he knows more now than he did. He said there are thousands of kinds. He said some are creepy and weird. Howard said Ant-Man didn't know much about them either.

Howard came back and said he loves that song. He said it's just so cool and sang along with it a little bit. Howard said Paul Rudd is in Ant-Man. Howard said it opened up at number 1 at the box office. Paul came in and Howard said he has to be so happy. Paul said he is. Howard said it's nice to see him. Paul said the same for Howard.

Howard said Moe Green from the Godfather movies, played by Alex Rocco, has died at 79. Howard said Moe Green was a Jewish Mobster in the movie. Howard said Alex Rocco wanted to play one of the mobsters. Francis Ford Coppola said he had his Jew but Alex said he can't play a Jew. Howard said Coppola convinced him to do it and it was the best role of his career. Howard said Alex died of cancer. He said he had to take a break after that.

Howard played more of the two news reporters talking about him. Howard said it's confounding to them that he makes good money. He said that it's not the 95 million that they claim it is but he's paid well. Howard said that they're fucking idiots. He said it's two imbeciles doing the news. Robin said they should have had that conversation off the air. Howard said they should speak to a psychiatrist. Howard said the reason he does what he does is so he wouldn't have to live in Fargo. He said no offense to those who do. Howard said he didn't know Fargo still existed.

Howard said that there are people out there who can't believe he makes the kind of money that Forbes claims he makes. Howard said of course this guy can't believe it. He said this guy is in Fargo, north Dakota and he's just reading the news. Howard said he is in a field that relies on you being handsome. Howard said he takes no risks. Howard said he makes people laugh for a living so of course he gets paid well. Howard played a clip of that reporter commenting on him. The first news anchor was talking about the people who get paid the most. She said ''Howard Stern is still around...'' Then the other news anchor asked how that's possible. Howard said that he has millions of people listening to him. That's how. He said this guy could do the same thing if he got out of Fargo and worked on his comedy. Howard said this guy is in broadcasting and he still doesn't get how that works. Howard said they have subscribers there, not ad revenue. Howard said he doesn't get how this guy doesn't get it. Howard said there is ad revenue but not that many commercials. Howard said he just spoke for a half hour without a break. Howard said that they have Squatty Potty and Ashley Madison as sponsors there.

Robin said that they spun the movie Ant-Man at number one in a bad way. Howard asked how they did that. Robin said they said it ''crawled'' its way up there.

Howard said while they were gone Ringo Starr had a birthday and ''Peace and love'' is his thing now. Howard said that he what he wanted for his birthday was for everyone to say Peace and Love at the same time. Howard said he has lost his mind. Howard played a clip of Ringo asking everyone to do that on July 7th. Howard wondered how that went. Robin said she's not sure. Howard said he thinks in the 70s they could have done that. Howard said he's going to try to get everyone to say ''Hey now!'' on January 12th next year.

Howard said that was an exciting moment. Howard said he fucked Satan in the ass. Robin said he tea bagged him too. Howard said that sounds like fun so he wants to convert to Christianity. Howard said he has heard that call like 20 times and he loves it every time.

Rosie said something in Spanish in the clip. Howard joked that she yelled out the location of El Chappo. Howard said that was some escape. Howard said they were making fun of Mexico for not being able to hold him but they had people escape in New York too. Howard said El Chappo is a fan of Robin's and he called in before he escaped. Howard played a clip they created of El Chappo talking to Robin saying he was on his way to her house. Howard said they didn't notify the authorities about that.

Howard played more of Rosie Perez talking about leaving The View. She said she has no regrets about coming to the show. Howard asked if they're worried about the ratings. Robin said she thinks that's what it is. Howard said they have to worry about the ratings over there. Howard said he has been there with the ratings thing. Howard said that satellite asked how many radios he could sell.

Howard said he left America's Got Talent and he hasn't cried once. He said you don't cry if you choose to leave. Howard said he's really not upset about it. He said it was a fun gig but he's not crying over it.

Howard said Rosie Perez announced she was leaving The View and she was crying. Howard said she doesn't need to leave and she was only here for 10 months. Howard said she doesn't need to leave. Howard played a clip of her crying making her announcement on the show. Howard said he's not sure who she's even talking to on the cast. Howard said that she must be getting shoved out of the show. Howard said Van Halen has a more stable group. Howard said Gary Sharone was in the band longer than Rosie Perez was on that show. Howard said he knew something was up because he hadn't heard anything about Rosie Perez in 10 years. Robin said that she got to stay until the end of her contract. Robin said the handwriting was on the wall.

Howard said Oprah puts nutty people like Lindsay Lohan on her show. Robin said that she called the woman who beat her son in the streets during the Baltimore riots and told her that she did a good job.

Howard said someone was asked what woman they'd like to see on a dollar bill and sone woman said that she'd like to see Oprah. Howard played that clip too.

Howard played a clip of Miss Nevada trying to answer a question about improving race relations in the U.S. She wasn't able to come up with a decent answer either. She fumbled over her answer and said they just need to be more accepting. Howard said these were the best from their states. He said they beat out other idiots. Howard said that she was talking about getting groups or racists together. Howard said she should have just shouted out the N-word and left it at that.

Howard said he never feels intelligent. He said after that he does. Howard said he doesn't know geometry but then he watches that pageant and he feels really intelligent. Howard said it helps him. He said it's unfortunate that it's not on network TV. Howard said Roger Ailes watches that and sees a new anchor woman.

Howard asked how much weight Benjy has lost. Benjy said he thinks it's 60. He said he just stopped eating. He said he'd like to lose another 30. Howard said it takes so much time in the gym. Howard said they should call him Skinjy since he has all of that skin hanging.

Howard said he and Fred have their hair. He said he thinks about doing a face transplant. He said they have done that. Robin asked if Benjy is good looking with a bald head. Howard said no. He said he tried that. Howard said he's doing the baseball cap thing. Benjy said he's getting sick of it though. Howard said he should just shave the back of Jason's back and make a wig out of it. Howard said the hair transplant technology is getting better. He said he knows guys who have had it done and they do look better. Robin said Tom Arnold has had it done. Howard said you see the cornrows though. Howard said he knows other guys who have it and you can't tell.

Howard said Benjy lost a ton of weight while they were off. Howard asked if he has skin hanging off. Benjy said he does but he has to lose more before he does anything about it. He said he can pull the skin over his head. Howard asked him to pick up his shirt. Benjy said he's not going to do that. Howard said he likes when you lose it rapidly it hangs like a curtain. Benjy said you think that you're going to be really good looking when you lose it but then you're not and there's nothing left to do. Howard said you and do nothing. Fred suggested cutting off his head. Benjy said he wants to get hair transplants. Robin said she's seen some shots of guys who have had that done and it shows on the back of the head when they take out some pieces to transplant in the front.

Robin asked what he did with his break. Howard said he did nothing and he loved it. Howard said he likes time off. He said he likes to putz around the house.

Howard started the show talking about being back live after a 2 week break. He said that was too short for him. He said he needs to be away longer. Howard said he's going to delay Robin from saying anything. He said he'll count to 3 and let her. Robin said that's no way to start a show after a break. Howard said he had to.

Jon asked Rahsaan for the results of the poll today. Rahsaan said there is a tie for second with keep wearing the baseball cap and get hair transplants with 21 percent each. He said first place was Shave it all off with 58 percent of the votes. Jon got in some plugs and wrapped up the show. They were done around 11:50am.

Jon said that they also had that clip of the news anchors talking about Howard making 95 million. Gary said they are paying Howard a lot of money for a good reason. He said that guy thinks there is no good reason.

Gary said that if he sold all of his cartoon art he'd probably make money because he didn't buy them all. He said he didn't invest in them like stock. Jake said it's good he told Howard about them or they wouldn't have Baba Booey. Gary said that all of that stuff is in his attic now and it's all stacked up. He said he used to make fun of his mother for saving stuff that she was never going to use. He said he's never going to hang up his cartoon art again.

Jon and Gary said they email back and forth about silly things that are auctioned off for ridiculous amounts of money. Jake said if you did buy that stuff you just don't tell Howard about it.

Gary said after Princess Diana died they were selling her dresses. He said one woman took a mortgage out to buy the dress. He said he wonders if that dress has gone up or down in value. Jon said that's a good question.

Jon said that Howard was fascinated with Richard Christy's love of the Dukes of Hazard. Gary said he thinks Richard loves every bad TV show. Jon said that he had pictures with the characters from the show. Gary said Richard has a lot of people from TV shows. He said he can't say that it's his favorite show of all time. He said that Richard likes a lot of shows. Gary said Richard used to collect porn on his hard drives. He said he had so many favorites there too. Jake said he does the same thing. He said he thinks so many things are the best. He said he'd rather like stuff than not like stuff. He said the most fascinating thing is that caller who thought Howard was going to say anything other than he's an idiot for thinking about buying a General Lee replica.

Jake asked if he lives in fear of Howard laser focusing on things. Gary said he does. He said he worries about people reporting on him on vacation. He said he went to Vermont once and he was at this water park and he came back and someone had taken a picture of him up there. He said he can't even go on vacation. Jon said that's the wages of working on the Howard Stern Show.

Jon said that Howard declared that Howard won't eat breakfast at his console anymore. He said it's because of Gary. Gary said that he has gotten Howard to move his breakfast. He said he's like a new Super Hero. He said he can be Throat Man. Gary said he's not sure how much he does it but he knows Jon and the other guys do the same thing. Gary said he has an affliction that he can not help.

Jon said getting back to Paul Rudd he wants to talk about Ant-Man. He said Howard tried to get the rights to it years ago. Jon said Howard likes these super hero movies coming out and doing so well. Gary said when he was growing up he wasn't a big comic book fan. He said that in the last 15 years there has to be 2 or 3 super hero movies and some of them are amazing. Jon said he thinks that Iron Man really turned things around. Jake said that the Suicide Squad thing looks really serious. He said there have always been darker stories and they are taking them really seriously. He said they're dark stories so do them the right way. They went to break a short time later.

Jon said that the good behavior thing could get him a shorter sentence but he's not sure people want it to be shorter. Jake said he thought it was funny that he still thinks General Hospital would be interested in him. Gary said someone from General Hospital was talking to him. He said that he gets what Jake is saying though.

Jon took a call from a guy who said he was interested to see if Howard is going to let Bobo on earlier than planned. Gary said he had an experience out in Los Angeles. He said that he met a woman who worked for a promoter and she gave him a free beer and thanked him for a Bobo Free Summer. He said he laughed so hard.

Jon said that Paul was also on Friends for the last two seasons. Gary said he came across as a really regular guy. He said that he also seemed humble. He said that Paul said he was just there trying not to fuck up that show. Jon said he thinks it's rare when that happens. He said that you're still a main guy but you let the real spotlight to go someone else. Gary said he didn't know that he wrote Role Models.

Jon said Paul talked about being a DJ for a while and how he was Donnie the Dweeb. Gary said they found a video of him online wearing shorts and a yellow Tux. He said he was wearing Doc Martins and Paul told him he was trying to be the anti-DJ.

Jon said Paul had Clueless come out first and then Halloween 6 came out. Gary came in and said that Paul says he saw something in that movie. He said that Halloween was a big franchise so it's a tough decision. He said he'd give the guy a break.

Jon said that Paul is going to be one of the Avengers now. Jon said that he liked the story about the advice his manager gave him early on in his career. Jon said that his manager told him to go with Halloween 6 and not Clueless. Jon said thankfully he did both. He said it must happen so often in the business. jake said you have to go with your gut. He said you have to do something that Amy Heckerling is doing. He said you find a way to make both work. Jon said Richard Christy says that Halloween 6 is unfairly rated the worst.

Jon took a call from a guy who said he didn't hear a lot of the show but they have that Baba Booey thing in the golf video game. He wondered if Gary gets paid for that. Jon said they'll have to ask Gary when he comes in. Jon said that this has crossed over an entire new threshold. Jake said he wants people to return to just doing the Baba Booey thing. He said there's something great about it happening at a golf tournament. Jon said that he thinks it's awesome that the PGA didn't put a stop to it. Jake said something exciting is happening during golf. That's why. They went to break after that.

Jon said that Benjy has lost a lot of weight. He said he is shrinking away. He votes for him shaving it all off. Rahsaan said he does too. Jake said Bobo isn't allowed on the show right now so maybe he can give him his hair piece. He said he'd love to see Benjy in Bobo's hair. Jon said maybe he can get a second one since Bobo probably won't give his up.

Jon played a ''What You Need to Know'' about today's show. After that Jon asked Rahsaan about the poll question for today. Rahsaan said they're asking ''What should the newly skinny Benjy do with his hair?'' and the choices are:

Robin read a story about someone who had to get a rock to break a window to get a child out of a hot car. Robin said the parents were only upset that the woman had broken the window when they got back. Robin had some audio of the woman talking about what went on. Robin said she did what she thought was right. Robin had audio of an official talking about how there is no excuse for this kind of conduct. Robin wrapped up her news and Howard ended the show around 11:00am.

Robin read a story about a group of pastors who got together and are saying that the gay marriage thing is a strike against people who are for biblical marriage.

Robin read a story about Hillary Clinton issuing a statement yesterday about something she said about ''black lives count.'' Robin said she said all lives count but she got called out for that and now she has to say ''black lives count.''

Robin had some audio of Bill O'Reilly talking to Donald Trump about his comments about John McCain. Trump claims that he has respect for McCain and if there was a misunderstanding then he'd take it back. Robin said that other candidates are taking aim at Trump. Robin had some clips of some other people talking about the McCain and Trump thing. Robin said a newspaper is asking Trump to drop out of the race.

Robin read a story about a witch doctor talking about how President Obama will be in Kenya and he will visit his ancestral home. Robin said that Obama isn't supposed to visit there but the witch doctor thinks he will. Howard said it's funny that there are still witch doctors in this world. Robin said he claims that he predicted that Obama would some day be president. Howard did another live commercial read after that.

Robin read a story about an NFL player's wife who was killed. Robin said she was allegedly abducted and killed by the player's mistress. Robin said that she was abducted last Wednesday. Robin said they chased the woman and the woman shot the wife and then herself. Robin said they say that the player and the mistress were having an affair for years.

Robin read about Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert ending their marriage. Robin said that Blake is the one who filed for divorce. Robin said the marriage lasted 4 years. Howard said he thought it was a long time. Robin said no.

Robin read a story about a French teen has been able to control her HIV without the use of drugs. Robin said she was infected at birth. Robin said she has had undetectable levels in her blood since stopping treatments. Howard said that some people seem to have that ability. Howard said JM J Bullock might be one guy who was able to have that under control. Howard asked Gary if he's right about that. Gary said he'd have to go back and look.

Howard took a call from a guy who said he remembers Gary Busey being in there and getting physical. He asked if Howard has ever been pushed toward violence. Howard said he has had to fight. The caller said he had a guy get angry at him on stage and he wanted to rush him. Howard said that's a horrible thing. He didn't want to get into that more so he let the guy go. Howard did another live commercial read after that.

Robin read a story about the riots in Baltimore and how they've released some 911 calls. Robin said it shows chaos. Robin had Howard play some clips. Robin said they were frustrated by not having the right gear and not being able to chase the rioters down. Robin said over 150 officers were injured during the riots.

Robin got back to her news and brought up Dennis Rodman and his documentary about going to North Korea. Robin said it's really interesting. Robin said Dennis put all of that together himself. Robin said things were going well for him until things in the States turned and then he started drinking. Robin said he fell apart after that and they have it all in the documentary. Robin said Howard should take a look at it. Howard asked how it was going on a date with him. Robin said he was very sweet and very smart. Robin said he is reasonable when he's not drinking. Howard did a live commercial read after that.

Howard asked if Eric ever beat off thinking about Will. Eric said no. He said only Donnie Wahlberg. Howard said he's not gay. Eric said he's not. Eric said he only beat off thinking about Donnie with Jenny with him. Howard asked what he thinks about. Eric said he thinks about him jerking him off. Shuli asked if he got excited thinking about him at the concert. Eric said he did. Howard let Eric go a short time later.

Shuli asked how much sushi he eats at the buffet. Eric said he's had up to 100 pieces. Eric got in a plug for the Smiling Moose in Pittsburgh on August 7th and 8th.

Howard asked Eric if he has had snacks today. Eric said he had oatmeal. Howard said he's lying. Eric said he had oatmeal and strawberries. Eric said they had meatloaf too. He said it was one meatloaf between the two of them. Howard said he bets they had mashed potatoes too. Eric said it was pasta. Robin asked if he's ever heard of a salad. Eric said he has just one portion of food. Howard asked what he ate last night. Eric said he went to bed at 7 and didn't eat anything. He said he fell asleep playing video games. Howard said if he's telling the truth then he'll lose weight.

Howard said they had Eric up there and had him do an Obama impression. He played the clip and Eric was doing his deep voice and using the N-word. Howard said he's not only fat but racist too. Howard told Eric to take his advice and don't wait for the Biggest Loser. Howard said he's dull and he shouldn't take that as an insult. Howard said he is dull and he isn't sure they're looking for that on The Biggest Loser. Shuli said so many people have tried to help Eric lose weight. None of it has helped.

Ronnie came in and said that Eric is working for a strip club service. He's stripping for Bachelorette parties. Eric said he started that a couple of months ago. Ronnie said he strips down to his boxer shorts. Eric said he gets over 100 bucks for that. Eric said he's going to lose the weight. Shuli asked why he has to be on TV. Eric said he can do it if Howard helps. Howard told him to do it today. He said he's losing his legs. Howard said this is his life. He has to do it without the show. Eric said he is down to 401 pounds. He said that was with his clothes on. Shuli said the doctor deducted weight for his clothes. Howard said he was 404 in there. Howard said he's bragging that he lost 3 pounds.

Shuli said that he heard there's a Biggest Loser audition coming up and he thought Joey and Eric were going to go. Eric said Joey can't do it because he's in a union. Howard asked what union. Eric said he's in the AFTRA union.

Eric said he has to travel next week. He's doing an appearance with Joey in Pittsburgh. Howard asked Eric what he's eating. Eric said he had a whole carton of Strawberries. Howard said he has to cut back even if he eats healthy food. Eric said he was told they're good for you.

Howard asked Eric if he knows what his life is going to be like if he loses his legs. Eric said it'll be terrible. He said he's using a walker now too. Robin said he's in his 30s. Eric said he's 44. Robin said that's still very young. Robin said 80 year olds have walkers. Howard said his dad is 92 and doesn't have a walker.

Shuli came in and said that Eric called him the other day and he went down to say hello. He said he was wearing shorts. He said it's the first time he's seen his legs. He said the leg looks like he's been trapped in the snow. He said it's blueish black. Howard said he's going to lose his legs. Eric said he's trying not to. He said he's trying to walk. He said he's thrown out his junk food. Shuli asked when he went to the Chinese buffet. Eric said it's been months.

Howard took a call from High Pitch Eric. Eric said that he hasn't contacted Donnie Wahlberg all month. Howard said it's very hard to hear what he's saying with that voice and his phone connection. Eric was on an ear piece. Eric was banned from contacting Donnie for a month. Howard said he saw the video that Joey Boots made. He said Eric's leg got all swollen the other night and Eric wanted to call an ambulance. Howard said Joey told him to take a cab to save money for the taxpayers. Howard asked if he took the cab. Eric said he did. He said he was told he has edema in his legs. Howard said it was so gross. Robin said this is a very serious thing. Robin said it means that he has so much fat and he's so weak that his heart is no longer able to pump all of that stuff around. Howard said Joey told him he's going to lose his legs. Eric said they took x-rays and everything was normal. Robin said this is because he's too fat.

Robin read a story about the list of best hospitals in America. Robin said a hospital in Boston ranked first. Robin gave Howard the details of some of the other top hospitals around the country. None of them were in New York.

Robin read a story about how the search for intelligent life has gotten a boost of about $100 million. Robin said that a billionaire is putting the money up to search for Alien life. Howard said we're doing that already with NASA. Robin said this guy is putting up his own money. Howard said he's not sure why anyone wants to find alien life. Howard said we're killing everything on this planet. Robin said Stephen Hawking was there for the announcement. Howard played a clip of Hawking talking about that with that computer voice.

Howard said he read a story about how Bill O'Reilly had women all over him at some place out in Montauk. Robin said those poor women. Howard said it must be a power trip or something.

Robin read a story about Bill Cosby and how they have dropped him from a documentary about black stunt men. Howard said he stopped the white men in black face stunt men thing from happening when he was on a show in the 60s. Robin said they are calling for his congressional medal of honor to be taken away from him now. Robin said they are wondering if this is going to splash over to Bill Clinton because some women have claimed that he forced them to have sex. Robin said that one woman said that he bit her lip to make her submit. Robin said there have been other allegations. Robin gave Howard some information on that. Howard said that whole Cosby thing was crazy after that deposition came out. Robin said Clinton has given some depositions too.

Robin started her news with a story about Rachel Dolezal who is out of work and has no income. Robin said she has a book in the works though. Robin said that she says she never said she was African American. She said she was black and there are different definitions for that. Robin said she looked it up and they look the same to her. Howard said she did deceive people but she wants to be black. Robin asked what's wrong with that. Howard said he wants to be Chinese. They spent a few more minutes talking about that.

Howard said he thinks Julianna Margulies got snubbed at the Emmys this year. Robin said that a lot of shows get snubbed. Robin said that happens a lot. Howard said he loves Julianna on The Good Wife. He said she's really good in it. Howard said it doesn't make sense that she won last year and wasn't even nominated this year.

Howard played another interview where the guy was asked what 9x7 is. The guy tried doing the math but he had a problem getting to the right answer. Robin said the thing about the 9 times table is that every answer ads up to 9. Robin said she learned that in school. Benjy said there's another part. He said that you subtract 1 from the number and it adds up. Howard said he hates math. He wondered why he turns on Benjy's mic.

Howard said these guys are so high they don't know they shit their pants. Howard said you have to be high to like that music. He said he thinks that it's just people who are in a similar place who like it. Robin said it's all head music.

Howard said that he has a guy who was on Ketamine. Howard played that one and the guy talked about how he's used Angel Dust. He said it makes the music more beautiful. He said he has crapped his pants more times than he can count. He had no idea who Taylor Swift was.

Howard said most of the people there were the way you'd expect. Howard played more interviews and one was with a woman who talked about having sex at a concert and peeing by the fence. One woman said that she went 3 weeks without showering. She said she didn't have power on her property to run the pump. Howard said he's not sure what that is. He doesn't understand that. He said he's not sure how he gets water but it gets there. He said he loves not knowing. He said it's just there and he's grateful for it.

Howard said he should play those clips. Howard said they sent this guy Keith Heisler over there. Howard played some of the interviews Keith did. Keith asked a guy what he was on. He said he was on Mescaline. When Keith asked him another question he took a few seconds to respond. Howard said one guy sounded like Tommy Chong. Howard played that one next. That guy said he's gone a year without showering. Howard asked how you can do that. He said that is nasty.

Howard got one which was Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Howard said he had to get one. He asked if they've heard enough. Howard played one more. Howard had to play that a couple of times. No one was getting that. Howard said they gave him 100 and these are the easiest. Howard said he's got to get this one. Gary said the key is to listen to the second word. Gary said it's Reservoir Dogs. Howard said he likes that Gary said concentrate on the second one. Howard did a live commercial read and then went to break.

Howard played another couple which were Silence of the Lambs and Dude Where's My Car. They got them quickly. They also got Pulp Fiction and Halloween. Then they got stuck on another one. Robin got it with American Beauty.

Howard played another one which was Raging Bull and easy to get. The next one was harder. Fred said it sounds like Say it All Again. Howard said life shouldn't be this hard for someone. No one was getting it. Howard said they should get him up there to order his breakfast. Gary said it's Silence of the Lambs.

Howard played another one and Robin got it after a few plays. It was Brokeback Mountain. Howard played another one and they were having trouble guessing that one. Gary gave a hint but it didn't help. He said it was Revenge of the Nerds. Howard played one more. He guessed it was ''A Gargoyle Always'' but that wasn't a real movie. Howard guessed Gone Girl but that was wrong too. No one was able to get it. Gary said it was A Clockwork Orange.

Howard played another one and got Gone with the Wind right away. Then he played another one. It was 50 Shades of Grey and Howard got it. Howard played another clip which was Pirates of the Caribbean. Howard was on a role guessing them.

Howard got back to the game and played the clip again. Fred guessed it was Midnight Express but he was wrong. Gary said he has clues. Howard said he's going to try one more time and then give up. Howard asked what it is. Gary said it's To Kill a Mockingbird. Howard said this is a shitty game.

Howard said that JD should come in and apologize. JD said it's not his fault. He said that he had nothing to do with it. Sal said his fat must have gotten on his glasses. Howard said she can come in as the hottest chick JD ignored. Howard let Sam go after that.

Gary came in and showed Howard the picture. Sam said that was last week. Howard said they should have her come down and compete by herself. Howard said that she is hot. Sal came in and took a look at her picture.

Howard asked how much she can squat. She said her max is like 225. Howard said he only does 90. Gary said he thinks they got her photo. He said they're getting a lot now that they gave out Jason's email. Howard said she must get hit on a lot. Sam said she thinks guys are intimidated by her. She said she knows black guys love her. She said she isn't into that though.

Sam said that she has a recent picture she just sent too. Howard asked JD how he visited his girlfriend's parents. Robin said those poor parents. Sam said that she sent that picture because she cut her hair.

Howard asked JD how he could screw this up. JD came in and said that he had nothing to do with it. Howard said he did. JD said she's wrong about what she's saying. She said that she's assuming things. JD said he would have let her in the contest but he had nothing to do with it. Sam said when the show aired JD was on and he said that he had screened them. JD said he didn't though. Gary had the story. JD said Jason was the one who screened.

Howard asked what's taking so long. Gary told Howard they have it from the contest so he's bringing it in. Howard took a look at it and said she is pretty good looking. Howard said she's got some bod on her. Gary said she has a great body but she's cute too. Gary said it's not overly muscular like Nicole Bass. Howard said she's all oiled up in a bathing suit. Sam said that she has a picture on her phone that she can send too. Howard said she's only 5'5'' so she should grow. Howard said she's a definite 10 and she eats ass. Gary said she should have sent that when she sent her picture.

Howard said he just remembered he's on TV tonight on America's Got Talent. Howard said they have special guest Michael Buble on tonight. He said he was funny and not a douche bag. Howard said he thought he might be but he as a good guy. Howard said all of the guys are hovered around Jason's computer waiting for this picture to show up. She said she's working on it.

Howard said JD blew it with this chick. JD kept saying that he had nothing to do with it. Howard said he did. Howard said he has to have a meeting with her. Howard said this is how you screen. Howard said no McDonald's for a week for him. JD told her to send the picture. She said she'll send it now. She sent it and Howard told her he's going to be honest with her.

Howard asked what happens when the clothes come off. She said that they'll do things to the guy and one will sit on his face or blow him. She said she'll go down on the girl and the girl will go down on her too. She said she doesn't think Jason is crazy for doing what he does.

Howard asked Sam about calling up her friend to come over and do things with the boyfriend. She said that she doesn't like being in a relationship right now. She said they're not boyfriend and girlfriend. She said they do still see each other. Howard said then it's not broken up. Howard asked about the friend showing up. She said that she calls and she shows up. Howard asked if they just take their clothes off. She said they have to warm it up first. She said that they have some wine and talk. Howard asked if she shows up in a sexy outfit. Sam said she will sometimes. Howard asked why they don't just get it on right away. Sam said they have to build it up. She gave Howard more details about how they warm up. Howard heard that the lights were on and he said that's not his scene. Howard said he needs the lights out.

Howard asked Sam where she picks up people. She said she's in New York and New Jersey so she finds them in both places. Howard asked who she did last. She said she has a friend and a co-worker. She said she's her go to girl. She said that she knows a handful of girls who will spice things up with her and a date. She said she has two daughters so the sex doesn't mean anything.

Howard asked how big Sam's boobs were. She said they're 32-JD and they're real. She said she's about 131 pounds but that's muscle. She said she's 5'5'' tall. Howard said that sounds heavy. JD said he would have let her through based on this. Robin told her to send a picture. Sam said she's not overweight. She said she's got body fat of 9 percent. Howard said they only allow 6 percent. Howard said maybe she's overly muscular. She said she's not. She said she carries her weight very well. Howard said JD's body fat is like 90 percent.

Howard asked the woman if she is hot. She said she is good looking. She said she's 37 but she's told she looks younger. Howard said he's dying to see a photo. She said she sent one to be on one of the hottest chick, biggest fan contest. She said JD wasn't into her. Howard asked what's wrong with him. JD said he doesn't judge. Sam said that JD was picking chicks that he met on Instagram or something. JD told her to hold on. He said he wasn't picking anyone. It just turned out he had met the girls by coincidence. Howard said he's not letting JD do that anymore. JD asked them to leave him alone.

Howard took a call from a woman, Sam, who said that she has a relationship kind of like Jason Ellis does. She said that if you keep it open it's almost more fulfilling. She said she's not up to the stuff that he's up to but she is doing other stuff. She said she has done those things and she thinks if you have a strong foundation then it can work. Robin asked if the guy goes out with girls. She said she's not in that kind of relationship right now but in the past she was and he did that. Howard asked if she has done ass fucking like Jason has done. She said she's done stuff like that. Howard asked what kind of weird stuff she's done. She said she's used toys. She said she's not into peeing on people or anything. She said she has eaten a guy's ass but only after a shower or something. She said you can't do it after eating a burrito.

Howard said he wanted to mention something else. He said Kendall Jenner has a tight body. Howard said the NY Daily News is full of hot chicks on the Confidential page. Howard said there's a story about some sex scandal and the picture of Kendall Jenner and other hot chicks. Howard said it's all models. He said they have a picture of Rita Ora and he has no idea who that is but she's hot. Howard said the Post has hot chicks on Page 2. Howard said they don't have naked girls like they do over in England. Howard said they stopped doing that.

Howard thanked Shuli for the interview. Shuli said there was a big holiday for Julius Caesar last weekend. Shuli said that she makes a lot of food for people but she hasn't had visitors in 6 years. He said she just powers it all down herself. They went to break after that.

Howard said Shuli's sexy voice is really creepy. He did an impression of it. He said that he kind of respects her for not falling for the flirting. Howard said that's a good lesson for all women. Howard said that they should all try not falling for that.

Howard played another clip where Shuli was flirting with Underdog. Howard said he's very creepy when he flirts. Shuli agreed. Underdog said that Shuli's boss is very corrupt. Shuli asked what she thinks about when she thinks about him. She said that she likes talking about the things they talk about like the Magna Carta which they talked about a couple of weeks ago. Shuli told her that his wife and kids are out of town for the next couple of weeks. Underdog asked how the new baby is. Howard said she's great. He said she didn't fall for his shit.

Howard played a clip of Shuli talking to Underdog about her longest relationships. She said that her longest is with Underdog. She said it's been 49 years. She said that's been going on almost 50 years. Howard said he has to hear more of that. Shuli asked Underdog about going to a singles club. Underdog said that she is seeing a guy but they stay plutonic. She said they do kiss goodbye but that's as far as it goes. Shuli asked if she has ever kissed a man on the lips. Underdog said no. She said that she's never gone all the way with a man. She said that she thinks that kissing on the lips is very slimy. Robin asked what in the world they did to her. Howard said whatever they did worked. Howard said she's staying away from dudes.

Howard asked Shuli if he flirts with her. Shuli said there's another clip there. Howard said he has one of her talking about gay marriage. Underdog said that God did not intend for humans to have same sex coupling. She said that it's mixed coupling. She said we should stick to male/female coupling.

Shuli said she has 9 taxidermied cats in her house. He said they're not even her cats. Howard said they should say that she's 7 years old but she has that disease that makes her look old.

Howard played more of Underdog Lady talking about the entries in the contest and how the other two were children. She said there was a Superman and a Wonder woman. She said the girl looked to be about 9 or 10 and the boy was maybe 12. She said that they just showed up and didn't do an act. She said she read a script. She said all three of them got honorable mention prizes. Howard asked what her deal is. She talked about bringing her stuffed cat there to wave its paw.

Howard said he hasn't done the top 5 in a long time. He said that number 5 is Silento, number 4 is Taylor Swift, number 3 is Wiz Khalifa with Charlie Puth and number 2 is The Weeknd. Number 1 is OMI. Howard had phony Arnold singing a couple of the songs. He had fake El Chappo singing another.

Howard said Matt Jacobs did a bit where he plays Riley Martin selling a new product. Howard said this is what the next product would be. Howard played the clip and Matt was doing his Riley and Eron impressions talking about the ''Shit Mug'' which is a mug you can shit in. Howard said he's amazed by his Eron impression. He said he does both voices there.

Howard said that is a real guy and you'd think that he'd hang up immediately. Robin said that she had a phone and she called but didn't call to get out of there. Howard said it's unbelievable. Howard said he thought it was faked but it's a real guy. Howard said the original premise was that she was a cleaning lady who fell in and got stuck. Howard said this guy bought right into it. Howard said Carol did a great job with that.

Howard had a new phony phone call. He said this is what happens if you get stuck in a piano. Howard said they had Carol Leifer make this call. He said she told a guy she was stuck in a piano and she was afraid of getting stuck with the keys. Howard played the call and they called a music store. Carol was crying and said that she's stuck and she's afraid that the keys are going to hit her in the face. Then they start playing and Carol says Oww along with the song.

Howard said they have to get back to some stuff he has to play. Howard said that Jason sure is up to some stuff. Howard said he left them breathless. Howard said he has that radio show going and the skate boarding thing. Howard said he has to work at some point.

Howard gave Jason some more plugs and wrapped up the interview. Howard told him to be safe out there. Jason asked Robin if she'd like to go out. Robin said she doesn't want to be one of his Ding Dongs like he was calling his conquests earlier. Jason said he wouldn't call her that. He said he'd tell Katie that he just ate Robin's ass for an hour. They went to break after that.

Howard said last night he got in bed and watched The Bachelor Tells All. He said that's how wild he gets. Jason asked if he has famous friends. Howard said he has some. Jason said he started becoming friends with famous people but then he felt that he can't talk about other famous people truthfully. Howard said he felt that he wanted to be in show business. He said he wants to talk to people in the business. Howard said he and Louis C.K. have become good friends. Howard said he is a famous guy. Howard said Jimmy Kimmel is a real guy too. Howard said that there are a few famous people who are very sincere and they have an interesting perspective on the business. Howard said he likes to hear their experiences. Howard said he opened his mind. Howard said he and Jason could be friends. Jason said Howard never talks to him. Howard said no photos today. He said he's done with that.

Jason asked Robin if he has a chance now. Robin said no! Jason asked Fred if he'd shake his hand on the way out. Fred said of course he would. Howard said he wonders what the hell is going on at his house. Jason said he has sex swings in his house. He said sometimes they get guys to come over and they'll have someone blow him with Katie watching hidden in a dog cage. He said she watches the whole thing. Jason said then he fucks her when they leave. Howard said ''good lord...''

Howard asked if he saw a handsome dude walking by and he got in bed with a guy after drinking. Is he more like a twink or what. Jason said he thinks they have to be fit. He said he doesn't like young people that much. He said that he'd prefer not fat and gross. He said it's the same as women. Howard asked if he'd fuck them in the ass. Jason said no one is fucking him. He said he just takes Katie. Howard said that she may fuck him in the ass. Jason said it depends. Howard asked if he's fucking nightly. Jason said he is. He said when the kids aren't around they just go for it. He said they're just good at it. Howard said he has to see what she looks like. Jason said she's @UnderwearWolf on Instagram. He said that she has a thing for wolves. Howard asked if he ever fucks his guests. Jason said he fucks his guests. He said he fucked Chyna. He said he has fucked porn stars too. He said he likes big girls. Howard asked if he ever fucked Scott Greenstein. Jason said he'd like to so he'd have something to bribe over.

Howard asked Jason if Katie fucks him hard. Jason said she bangs it out. Howard said he thinks that chicks get turned off by that. Jason said not her. He said it grosses out 80 percent of the people but that's what they do. He said he's bi-sexual. Howard said he never realized that. Robin asked if he could live with a man. Jason said no. He said that he has to tell himself not to turn when a girl walks by. He doesn't do that with guys.

Howard said Jason is worth like $8 million. Jason asked how much Howard is worth. Howard said he's interviewing him now. Jason said he thinks he might be rich but he's not sure how much he has. Howard asked how long he's there. Jason said he's there until Thursday morning. Howard asked if he's fucking guys. Jason said he does sometimes. He said that his girlfriend will pound him out in the ass. He doesn't do that with guys. Jason said that he has had multiple orgasms doing that ass thing.

Jason said his kids are doing well here in the States and they have no issues. He said that their mother is great. He said that he's not a neglective father. He said that it's all about his kids, his radio show and his girlfriend.

Howard asked Jason about his 24 year old brother dying. Jason said he rolled a tractor off a cliff. Howard said now he's mad at his other brother. Jason said it's Howard's fault. He said that Australia doesn't listen to his how but they listen to the Howard Stern Show. He said he went home and his step mother didn't believe what he was saying about his father. He said that his brother did some things and then confronted him about what he said about his father. He said his brother thought he made it up to get his wife back. He said his brother is a half brother and his mother knows the molestation thing is real. Jason said that he's not sure why you don't tell him that. Jason said he wouldn't do that to become more famous. Jason said that he left that night and they had some text messages and that was it. He said he took his kids and went home. He said at the end of the day their kids are going to talk about how great their granddad is but that's not what his kids should hear.

Jason said that Howard should try Jiu Jitsu. Howard said he tried Karate but he pulled things. Jason said that's 1980s bullshit. Jason asked if Howard likes him. Howard said of course he does. Howard said he wouldn't have him on if he didn't. Howard said Jason thinks that he doesn't like him but he does.

Howard asked Jason about this Teen Wolf kid who will be fighting there. Howard said he has seen some of this Ellis Mania in the past and it's wild. Jason said the only person who can die there is him. He said that he's the one who takes on the crazy stuff.

Howard said a listener wrote in and said that he should let Dice have sex with his girlfriend. Jason said that he's kind of gross. He said he's not sure he'd do that. Jason said he's a fat, ugly bastard. Howard said Jason is promoting Ellis Mania which is coming up at the Hard Rock Hotel on October 9th and 10th. He said you can find out more at OfficialJasonEllis.com .

Howard said he has to make a point about Jason. Howard gave him some plugs for his show and for Ellis Mania. Howard said Jason has done therapy and he thought about doing Ayahuasca but he thought it was a bad idea. Howard said Robin has done it. Jason said she's soul searching. Jason said she's very anti-man. Robin told him to stop it. Howard asked why he didn't do it. Jason said his friend did it and he did it more and more. Jason said his little brother died and he wanted to find out if he was okay. He said that his friend was doing it more and more and he had a bad trip. He said he doesn't want to do that. Howard said he doesn't want Robin doing it again either. Jason said Robin has probably done it a couple of times. Robin said she'll never do it again. She did it 3 times and that's it. She said she'll never do it again.

Howard said he has Dice on the phone. Howard took the call from the guys in the back who had clips of Dice talking to a big bald fuck. Jason said that guy is funny. He said he stood up over him and he looked threatening. He said he's not going to punch the guy unless he punches him. Howard asked if they almost stepped out to handle things. Jason said there was a point when he was ready to stand up and punch him in the face. Jason said he was trying to diffuse things. Jason said he can fight so he would punch him and put him to sleep.

Howard asked Jason about what he'd do if he met a really nice person. Jason said Katie is that person. He said she loves everything about him. He said she's covered in tattoos and everything about her is perfect. He said they're perfect together. He said they fuck like Batman and Robin.

Howard said this is an incredible lifestyle to him. Jason said it's great. He said that it's kind of dark though. Howard said it seems sad in a way. Howard said he wouldn't want anyone touching Beth. Jason said that he thinks that's the lamest shit ever. He said it's weird to him. He said Howard isn't living his life. He said that if that's him then fine. Howard said that Jason has had a lot of downs in his life and it would be nice to have a girl there for him with no one else involved. Jason said he's 43 and he knows who he is. He said he's very sexual. He said that he wants new tail. He said that he's into that. He said that he thinks that she sleeps with guys the way he sleeps with people. Jason said that you just want to cum and get out of there.

Jason said that he got some things from some other guys banging her. He said he got Chlamydia and some things like that from people claiming that they were clean when they weren't. He said he thinks he gave it to her.

Jason said he's going to get laid this week and so his is girlfriend. He has something lined up there in New York. Jason said the girlfriend knows about that. He said he lined her up with a guy. Howard asked if he loves her. Jason said he loves her more than anything other than his kids. Jason said he gets to fuck chicks and she gets a guy. Howard said that this is a woman he loves. Jason said he knows the guy. Howard asked if it's someone she's into. Jason said no one comes close to Katie and no one comes close to him. Howard asked if he has checked this guy's cock out. Jason said he has. He said this is a guy he knows. He said the guy is hot. Howard asked if Jason has had sex with the guy. Jason said he's been around him. He said that he fucked Katie with the dude there. Jason said he doesn't get jealous. Jason said she's his and he doesn't worry. Jason said most girls mind fuck each other. He said that this is all he's got. Howard asked if he would let him fuck his girlfriend. Jason said fuck yeah. He said he knows Howard is clean.

Howard said that Jason was talking about how sick he was of the drama and he thought that he was talking about this life. Jason said he's really not. Howard said Jason got married and got divorced a couple of times. He has a couple of kids. Howard said that he got divorced the second time because here was no sex. Howard said this sounds kind of dark now because he has this open relationship and the girl is fucking around with chicks and he's fucking around with other chicks. Howard said it seems kind of seedy. Jason said it is. He said at the start they were more aggressive toward each other. He said they both have issues. Jason said that his girlfriend was kind of neglected and she has issues. He said he has issues too and no one he's met is like him. He said she's not. Howard said that's the most important thing. Jason said he's never been happier. He said he feels really good about everything. He said he's a little fat but other than that he's golden.

Howard had a clip from Jason's show which airs on Faction (41) on SiriusXM. Howard played the clip where Dice and Jason were talking about the band and Jason said he was just giving his opinion on the band. Dice said that he's picking on his kids and that's not a good thing to do. He said he just made another enemy there. Howard said Dice really went off on him and Jason didn't talk over him or anything. Dice walked off the show after that. Ho