Come on you two. Where are you? You couldn’t blabber enough when Jeremy Corbyn was in your firing line but now it is Orally Flatulent Boris Johnson you have gone back to your roosts.

The PM is on his holidays with his bit on the sides and no word about Herr Trump and his attempts to look butch for an election.

Do some journalism or step aside and let those who can have a go.

Penny Lane