I drive over the border to pick up packages, and as a result of my secret santa gift, I got pulled over coming back! What heinous gift could cause this, you ask?

Well, the gift seemed pretty innocent at first - I was opening it up while waiting in the border line-up. My SS got me, quite literally, the PERFECT nail polish for me. (THIS IS A DIFFICULT TASK WHEN ONE HAS 350+ BOTTLES ALREADY)

She also got me one of the best cuticle balms out there, one by Burt's Bees, and a fantastic buffing sponge, all within a very cute makeup clutch.

The box of starburst finished the deal; I am now perfectly set up to do a beautiful manicure. Surely, this was enough, yes?

WELL NOT QUITE. You see, my SS stalked me thoroughly and two requests of mine - she wrote me a story and made me a drawing. And I discovered these two items when I was second in line for the border guard.

I will not post the entirety of the story, but the tl;dr can be summarized in two words: "TWAT CHEESE".

Already chuckling to myself, I flipped to the drawing, which was a gigantic drawing of a bunny making fun of my most upvoted comment, in which I insisted that bunnies not be bathed. Now, this doesn't sound that funny - but the shock and delight in discovering my SS had gone to that much effort had me giggling uncontrollably.

Alas, it was at this point that I had to pull up to a border guard who was having a very bad day, and was not amused by my inability to answer questions without breaking into giggles as I explained what exactly I had received.

Thus, I got pulled over so they could look over the contents of my car. Not to worry - it didn't take that long, and was well worth seeing the border guard skim the letter and catch the words "TWAT CHEESE". The face he gave me then can only be described as: ಠ╭╮ಠ