Zombies. Who doesn't love an adorable, creepy, gory little brain eater?

I knew I'd be stoked with whatever my undead-loving Santa sent, but that still didn't prepare me for how insanely well they totally nailed this exchange!

The first gruesomely cool thing to arrive was a zombie bag featuring a cute little fellow who has had enough of this chasing-people-for-their-flesh business. I dig it so much. Can't get better than that, right?

Wrong.

I love Disney. Even more than I love zombies. You can imagine my shrieks of glee when I received the next item and saw it combined my two great loves. I just don't think you can top a zombiefied Snow White tank. I really don't. My only sadness is that I can't wear it all the time.

Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, Santa! You picked absolutely perfect gifts and I am so grateful. I'll certainly spare you in the apocalypse... If I ever become a brainless shell of myself, you won't be attacked by me! ;)