This awesome guy got me 3 awesome gifts. He noticed how I've been searching for a comic book artist, and got me a "How to draw comic books" book. He's pretty much telling me to get off my ass and do it already, I get it, and it's awesome.

The second gift will make my girlfriend happy, if you know what I mean ;)

It's Poo Pourri. I destroy our apartment when I do my business, and now I'll destroy it to the sweet scent of poop-flowers. (Not trying to bash Poo Pourri, I'm just not underestimating my stool ever again, not after last time...)

The third gift is a coffee mug with the original GameBoy on it. The note that came along with it stated it's purpose is for vodka. I would like to reiterate the fact it's a "coffee" mug. My vodka mugs go in a different shelf, he tried to sneak one by me, that sly dog. Not today /u/matthewsmithnl (If that's even your real name).

I would like to add thanks to all the people at RedditGifts for this awesome experience, and congrats on the record! It's time for me to flush though, so Happy Holidays to all!