So, ye want to know what I know, aye? It ain’t much, I kin tell ye that.



All I knows is that Jack Sparrow be looking fer his father , who is nowhere t’ be found. So ol’ Jack be hiring pirates to track him down, in case he be in trouble, see? Ye can find Jack Sparrow in the Rowdy Rooster on Port Royal. Why not on Tortuga? That be too obvious, that’s why! Rowdy Rooster, Port Royal. Don’t ferget now! Thar may even be a bit of a… reputation boost if ye succeed. Savvy?



Aside from that, it be Father’s Day! An’ like with mothers, every pirate has a father; even if ye don’t know him. Except for Cap’n Graves, of course, you know, the whole “stygian pit” thing. I mentioned it on Mother’s Day! Pay attention, lubber!



In celebration of arrr deal ol’ dads, the peddlers have put together a lovely outfit fer us. Did ye hear ‘bout that galleon that grounded on Cuba last month? Well, it were bound fer some rich muck’s manor in the colonies but it never made it. Monger Morton, on Cuba, be a father himself and so he… acquired the cargo of the wrecked galleon and made a collection of Father’s Day outfits. They are beautiful; fit fer a Prince, I’d say!



Now, there not be many of these outfits in stock, so get ‘em quick. Morton shared his stock with the other peddlers, fer a small finder’s fee, of course, an’ so ye can find the outfit from any of the peddlers scattered ‘round the Caribbean on Port Royal, Tortuga, Cuba, and Padres del Fuego. I also hear Jack Sparrow has no patience; the entire “Father’s Day Event” as it’s startin’ to be known, lasts from June 17th – 22nd. So don’t delay, it not be around long! Take what ye can, and give nothin’ back!