

Everyone's favorite Rated AARGH! comic. Poor Zombie, his heart shrank 3 sizes that day. Also, the vampires never invited him to their sexy parties again.





'Squatches and Yetis together! I am sure someone is already putting together a program based on this. It will most likely feature shaky night vision and spooky sounds taking place off-camera.





The old mummies really needed to up their game. Of course, those bandages probably soaked up blood like nobody's business, so I can understand if they preferred a bit more of a hands-off approach.





Why the guy from Phantasm should really just stick with cats. None of this would have happened if he just bought that laser pointer.





There really doesn't seem to be an upside to trolling the depths with a giant mult-hooked lure leaking out the scent of a lovely lady squid. Best case, you get a giant, sexually frustrated kraken surfacing and asking pointed questions about how you spend your free time. Worst case, it's Cthulhu you drag up and you ruin things for everybody. It's just irresponsible.



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Fathers in general worry too much and while this guy's worried about the wrong thing, he's not completely off in his concern for his daughter. Her brains just smell so... spicy.





Frank vs Wolfy should really be epic. With our hideously strong and nigh-invulnerable flesh golem on one side and a ferocious, speedy ball of teeth and fur on the other it has all the makings of an incredibly cinematic battle. Or at least an incredibly cinematic leg-humping.





Jigsaw has met his match. He may just have been jealous of McGyver's mullet, but regardless, he clearly bit off more than he could chew.





Top Tip for killer dolls: never bring a small knife to a big knife fight. Also, probably try to stay away from Paul Hogan.





For all their smarmy euro-fanciness, vampires sure seem to have a hard time with table manners. It's odd, you'd think they'd be a bit more careful; it can't be easy to get the blood out of all those velvet ruffles and fine lace they always seem to be wearing.