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Loremaster Hitler consults his team to figure out Dark Souls

Hitler reacts to the end of Dark Souls 3

00:00 - 00:03 And so, it would appear

00:04 - 00:05 there was no "one Furtive pygmy",

00:05 - 00:07 as we can see the pygmy lords

00:08 - 00:12 were gifted the Ringed City and Filianore by Gwyn

00:12 - 00:15 and ruled through the power of the Dark Soul

00:17 - 00:19 Ah yes, but I assume there is a clear

00:19 - 00:21 answer to all our questions about Velka.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer..

00:27 - 00:28 ...From...

00:31 - 00:33 ..From Software has decided to ignore the Velka problem.

00:34 - 00:36 and now more questions than answers surround the Primordial Serpents.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who has not watched all the lore videos of Vaati, MitchL, Ashen Hollow, and "The Bastard's Curse", leave now.

01:13 - 01:15 How many godmamn kids does Gwyn have?!?!

01:15 - 01:17 Does Myazaki not even care about closure?!?

01:18 - 01:23 They tease Velka throughout the lore,

01:25 - 01:28 they bring back Patches, the biggest asshole in the series

01:29 - 01:31 but don't even bother explaining Rosaria

01:31 - 01:34 Even the Purging monument seems to be connected to Velka.

01:34 - 01:37 The DLC just brings in more confusion about the metaphysics of the universe,

01:37 - 01:40 and in the end we don't even find the Dark Soul itself!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, if we are just a little more patient, Vaati will come up with an explanation....

01:42 - 01:46 Can he explain how I get summoned in front of Champion Gundyr and somehow end up fighting Midir?

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, Midir is perhaps the most difficult boss battle....

01:48 - 01:52 I don't give a shit. I can't beat him and I'm not gonna help you by making him stronger.

01:53 - 01:54 Regardless, this doesn't help to explain

01:56 - 01:57 the weird-ass Kaathe statues outside his fog gate

01:57 - 02:00 or that fragile broken egg Filianore is holding.

02:00 - 02:03 Or why the hell a ground-breaking statue of Gwyn is holding a fucking stamina ring!

02:04 - 02:08 At least help me understand why all hollows have a darksign...

02:08 - 02:13 or perhaps clarify where or when Londor is..

02:14 - 02:16 is it too much to ask for one more glimpse of Gwynevere's glorious rack??

02:17 - 02:21 But instead we get attack helicopter "angels", and nonsense-spouting man-locusts.

02:27 - 02:29 Dark Souls 1 lore was obfuscated, but consistent

02:30 - 02:34 like Hansel and Gretel, we could follow the breadcrumbs

02:34 - 02:36 and figure out the riddles From lay before us.

02:41 - 02:42 The series ends on riddles

02:43 - 02:47 and all that is left is stupid memes about giving Gael things, "let the feast begin",

02:48 - 02:53 and being summoned in silly places only to be dragged to the Midir bossfight.

02:54 - 02:56 I agree with Myazaki,

02:56 - 02:59 not to let the world rot,

03:00 - 03:02 like those fools on the outside....

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, sweetheart, PvP will surely be active for years to come.

03:14 - 03:16 ...but the one thing...

03:19 - 03:23 ...I really wanted was answers to my lore questions

03:25 - 03:26 ...especially Aldia or....

03:31 - 03:33 even just a Yorshka clue.

03:40 - 03:46 I don't think there's been a video on what the headless lothric knight statues mean

03:46 - 03:49 or any explanation on the Pilgrim Butterfly's relation to the Ringed CIty.