Couple of days after three scientists from the US, Japan and China won the Nobel Prize in medicine, the Congress party members demanded that the prestigious prize should have been awarded to Rahul Gandhi instead. They argued that 'laughter is the best medicine' and going by the laughter Rahul Baba has spread through his speeches, he must have cured millions of people across India.Party spokesperson and ace sycophant Sanjay Jha told our Mocktale reporter, "Rahul Gandhi is a gift to humanity. Maybe, the committee which decides the Nobel Prize winners is not aware of his talent. Anyway, this should hardly come as a surprise in Modi's India.""Very few people know that Rahul Gandhi watches cartoons, when he is ill because he believes laughter is the best medicine. He has been healing people by making them laugh hysterically through his speeches. Don't you think a visionary like him deserves the Nobel Prize in medicine? But, then again, what can you expect in Modi's India?" Jha explained, repeating that last line several times.The Nobel Committee learnt that Rahul Gandhi studied at Harvard and assumed that he might have an insight into medical research. However, they were left utterly confused when they heard him making statements such as "Politics is in your pants" in one of his speeches.Congress members did not lose heart and announced that they will launch their own version of Nobel Prize in India. It will be named " Rajiv Gandhi Noble Prize" and will soon be conferred on Rahul Gandhi.However, the BJP rejected this move and said that the person who cannot distinguish between "nobel", "noble" and "novel" should not even dream about the prestigious Nobel Prize.Sanjay Jha latched on to this opportunity and without wasting a moment announced that one cannot honour visionaries like Rahul Gandhi in Modi's India.