A SCIENTIST has concluded that all women are attracted to both sexes, especially his long-term girlfriend and her best friend Mandy.

Dr Nathan Muir’s extensive research, which began when he was only a teenager, has collated more than 10,000 hours of taped evidence proving that all women can find another woman attractive if they just give it a try.

Dr Muir said: “Of course, there’s only so much that can be done in the theoretical sphere.

“Certain key indicators, notably the glint in Mandy’s eye when she’s had a few gins and my partner’s tacit encouragement of her flirtatious behaviour, lead me to believe that a practical experiment would be advisable at this stage.

“If anyone needs me to make some litmus paper change colour or anything, just as proper scientific proof, I can do that.”