HOBO: Santa, you really travel all over the world delivering presents to all the boys and girls?

SANTA: Ho ho ho! Yep.



HOBO: And you really individually evaluate each boy and girl based on some naughty or nice rubric?

SANTA: That I do.



HOBO: So, be honest--you have some teaching assistants helping you, right?

SANTA: I call it a practicum so I don't have to pay them! Ho ho ho.



