Inspired by episode 125 today we have John Green staring as Daniel Kaffee in Rob Reiner’s adaptation of Aaron Sorkin’s play A Few Good Men Moo. Maybe we can find out if the dead cow did commit murder or not. You want the truth? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Lt. Weinberg: Cmdr. Galloway, Lt. Kaffee is considered to be the best litigator in our office. He successfully plea bargained 44 cases in 9 months.

Kaffee: One more and I get a set of steak knives.