Mordecai: dude, we need a new word.

Rigby: awww, what? Why?

Mordecai: because people are right, SMOF is taken. Can’t use it.

Rigby: but I thought SMOF was awesome! I mean, awesome, for, like, bad.

Mordecai: I know, so did I, but some people don’t use it that way.

Rigby: so what other word can we use?

Mordecai: we need something visceral. Something with punch.

Rigby: I know, how about DORKS!

Mordecai: dude, what does that even stand for anyway?

Rigby: (blinks) it has to stand for something?

Mordecai: dude, that’s the rules.

Rigby: Doofus Operators ummmm . . . doofus . . . ummmm . . . Doofus —

Mordecai: Wait, how about KLAWDZ?

Rigby: And what does that stand for?

Mordecai: I dunno, but it’s spelled cool.

Rigby: KREEPZ!

Mordecai: JURKZ!

Rigby: MORAWNZ!

Mordecai: wait, this is dumb, we’re just saying stuff. Our word has to really mean something.

Rigby: so, like, what then?

Mordecai: (eyes brighten) dude, I’ve got it. CHORFs.

Rigby: no dude, not all over the game console!

Mordecai: wait, listen. Cliquish, Holier-than-thou, Obnoxious, Reactionary, Fanatics.

Rigby: (stunned) dude . . . . that’s IT!

Mordecai: I know, right?

Rigby: (smiling) You are such a CHORF!

Mordecai: (also smiling) this place is totally CHORFed, I’m outta here.

Rigby: CHORF off, man!

Mordecai: CHORF you, man!

Rigby: go CHORF yourself!

Mordecai: dude, where’s the bathroom, I’m gonna totally CHORF!

Rigby: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!

Mordecai: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!