Three co-workers, armed with nothing other than mediocre gossip, have managed to completely block a footpath, preventing humans walking at normal speed from getting past.

“It’s insane” said Tom, one of many pedestrians stuck behind the advancement halting triumvirate.

“I literally stopped moving completely for 30 seconds just to see if there was any difference.

“I feel like I was still somehow gaining on them”.

Unfortunately, others have lacked Tom’s patience, with several car crashes occurring after people attempted to run across the busy street to then cross back in front of the maniacal amblers.

Having taken over the footpath entirely, the slow walkers are thought to have plans of other unyielding acts of annoyance.

“I heard they were plotting to go to a supermarket next” one terrified witness told Seems Legit.

“Just think of the damage they could cause if each of them has a shopping trolley. We’ll all starve to death!”