Pfft~I found this a year ago on Tumbrlr (I think it was your blog) Glad to see it is still up on internet, it gave me a laughing attack back them, my mom and a friend I showed this were laughing tooTo be honest, I share some points in common with you:1)The ending WAS a disappointment, I would have preferred a) an open ending with implications that Naruto IS the new Hokage (nothing against Kakashi here) being and Sasuke is next to him as his anbu/advisor (as NARUTO wanted) and Sakura being a medic nin, just as ahe was trained; or b) ... this hurts, but, I would prefer them dead during their last fight, rather than weddings and unrequited stuff, this would have been sad, but so epic for them.2) I dislike Hinata and Sakura so much for a number of reasons I won't mention here (I don't want a war over here), and even Sakura I can tolerate more, at least she HAD development, and you're right, they are stalkers, no matter how much one tries to soften/prove wrong this.3)Just like you, I wasn't into the Sasunaru ship until last year (or two years ago, lost the count XD), I honestly had no ship at all, I love the story, and LOVE Naruto and Sasuke as individuals, and their constant barking between each other reminded me of two friends I had they never got along that well, but I was the friend in common, so they had to tolerate each other sometimes, the only way they would agree on something was when I was the target to bother for the dayBut yeah, after reading the manga recently, and re-watching the series, I ship them, and not for the "look! two guys! let's pair them!", but their whole background, their development, and all the symbolism behind them that is just for them ( and yeah, apparently is a no-girls-allowed bunch of symbolism, because all goes just between those two, not the girls lol).I didn't even bother to watch after chapter 698 and on, neither The Last (fillers without purpose), but I heard that the movie was really bad, more reasons to avoid it