The Denver Broncos are reeling. After a 3-1 start to the season, the team has lost eight in a row, and first-year head coach Vance Joseph is desperately looking for solutions to Denver’s many problems. Here’s the best he could come up with: A new motto!

A new motto that makes absolutely no sense…

No surviving? Does Joseph want all of his players to, like, die? What does Joseph mean? I need answers and Sergio Dipp isn’t around to get them for me. Broncos fans were equally confused…

Here’s my best shot at interpreting Joseph’s new motto: The Broncos can’t just play out the rest of the schedule with saving their jobs as the only goal. They need to play as if they still have everything to play for. They need to do more than just survive.

Does that make sense? Whatever, I tried.

Fortunately for Joseph, coming up with good mottos isn’t really a requirement for winning game. Unfortunately for Joseph, competent quarterback play typically is, and the Broncos aren’t getting that from anyone on their roster.

Fans in Denver are already calling for Joseph’s job, which is a bit unfair. After all, he did not handpick the three terrible quarterbacks on his roster. That falls on general manager John Elway, who wasted a first-round pick on Paxton Lynch and decided to roll with Trevor Siemian instead of looking for a new starter in the offseason.

No motto is going to change Denver’s quarterback room, no matter how good it is.