For the ambitious business professional looking to get ahead in the industry.

Dazzle all the execs at your next business meeting...



Create your own corporate B.S. catch phrase!

Instructions:

1. Click the button below;

2. Random corporate bullshit statement appears in text field;

3. Repeat as required ad nauseam.

Your Bullshit Buzz Phrase:

...or proactively engineer some bullshit of your own by practicing with words from the table below: adverbs verbs adjectives nouns appropriately

assertively

authoritatively

collaboratively

compellingly

competently

completely

continually

conveniently

credibly

distinctively

dramatically

dynamically

efficiently

energistically

enthusiastically

fungibly

globally

holisticly

interactively

intrinsically

monotonectally

objectively

phosfluorescently

proactively

professionally

progressively

quickly

rapidiously

seamlessly

synergistically

uniquely

actualize

administrate

aggregate

architect

benchmark

brand

build

cloudify

communicate

conceptualize

coordinate

create

cultivate

customize

deliver

deploy

develop

dinintermediate disseminate

drive

embrace

e-enable

empower

enable

engage

engineer

enhance

envisioneer

evisculate

evolve

expedite

exploit

extend

fabricate

facilitate

fashion

formulate

foster

generate

grow

harness

impact

implement

incentivize

incept

incubate

initiate

innovate

integrate

iterate

leverage existing

leverage other's

maintain

matrix

maximize

mesh

monetize

morph

myocardinate

negotiate

network

optimize

onboard

orchestrate

parallel task

plagiarize

pontificate

predominate

procrastinate

productivate

productize

promote

provide access to

pursue

recaptiualize

reconceptualize

redefine

re-engineer

reintermediate

reinvent

repurpose

restore

revolutionize

right-shore

scale

seize

simplify

strategize

streamline

supply

syndicate

synergize

synthesize

target

transform

transition

underwhelm

unleash

utilize

visualize

whiteboard

24/7

24/365

accurate

adaptive

agile

alternative

an expanded array of

B2B

B2C

backend

backward-compatible

best-of-breed

bleeding-edge

bricks-and-clicks

business

clicks-and-mortar

client-based

client-centered

client-centric

client-focused

cloud-based

cloud-centric

cloudified

collaborative

compelling

competitive

cooperative

corporate

cost effective

covalent

cross functional

cross-media

cross-platform

cross-unit

customer directed

customized

cutting-edge

distinctive

distributed

diverse

dynamic

e-business

economically sound

effective

efficient

elastic

emerging

empowered

enabled

end-to-end

enterprise

enterprise-wide

equity invested

error-free

ethical

excellent

exceptional

extensible

extensive

flexible

focused

frictionless

front-end

fully researched

fully tested

functional

functionalized

fungible

future-proof

global

go forward

goal-oriented

granular

high standards in

high-payoff

hyperscale

high-quality

highly efficient

holistic

impactful

inexpensive

innovative

installed base

integrated

interactive

interdependent

intermandated

interoperable

intuitive

just in time

leading-edge

leveraged

long-term high-impact

low-risk high-yield

magnetic

maintainable

market positioning

market-driven

mission-critical

multidisciplinary

multifunctional

multimedia based

next-generation

on-demand

one-to-one

open-source

optimal

orthogonal

out-of-the-box

pandemic

parallel

performance based

plug-and-play

premier

premium

principle-centered

proactive

process-centric

professional

progressive

prospective

quality

real-time

reliable

resource-sucking

resource-maximizing

resource-leveling

revolutionary

robust

scalable

seamless

stand-alone

standardized

standards compliant

state of the art

sticky

strategic

superior

sustainable

synergistic

tactical

team building

team driven

technically sound

timely

top-line

transparent

turnkey

ubiquitous

unique

user-centric

user friendly

value-added

vertical

viral

virtual

visionary

web-enabled

wireless

world-class

worldwide

action items

adoption

alignments

applications

architectures

bandwidth

benefits

best practices

catalysts for change

channels

clouds

collaboration and idea-sharing

communities

content

convergence

core competencies

customer service

data

deliverables

e-business

e-commerce

e-markets

e-tailers

e-services

experiences

expertise

functionalities

fungibility

growth strategies

human capital

ideas

imperatives

infomediaries

information

infrastructures

initiatives

innovation

intellectual capital

interfaces

internal or "organic" sources

leadership

leadership skills

manufactured products

markets

materials

meta-services

methodologies

methods of empowerment

metrics

mindshare

models

networks

niches

niche markets

nosql

opportunities

"outside the box" thinking

outsourcing

paradigms

partnerships

platforms

portals

potentialities

rocess improvements

processes

products

quality vectors

relationships

resources

results

ROI

scenarios

schemas

scrums

services

solutions

sources

sprints

strategic theme areas

storage

supply chains

synergy

systems

technologies

technology

testing procedures

total linkage

users

value

vortals

web-readiness

web services

wins

virtualization