

I will call any phone number in the world and make ANY call you don't want to make yourself. Examples :

- break up with your girlfriend

- quit your job

- tell someone they smell BAD

Whatever you want, I'll do it! OR

Using my pro compositing skills, I'll photo-doctor any image you like : your face on an awesome body, you meeting celebrities, your boss having a 'personal moment', that big fish you never caught etc... If you can think it, I can doctor it!





I know what you're thinking - "What? Only $25?!?!" You get to pick any song, and I get to do a very sexy dance to it and post the result on YouTube.

Sorry, no nudity, but boy can I work those hips...

(Also available as a gift!)

OR

What do you buy the man who has everything? How about a glossy, personally-signed photo of Demis from the hit website, IJustWantYourMoney.com? Perfect for wedding or birthday gifts, or just to stick it on your ceiling to gaze at as you fall asleep...





Got something you always wanted to know? Maybe you need some relationship advice? Ask any question, and I'll post you a VIDEO REPLY via YouTube. I used to be an editor so it'll definitely be damn cool! So ask away - I have ALL the answers...

OR

If it is ME you want to know all about, I accept interviews for the low low price of $50. As a very busy celebrity, I'll get my people to talk to yours & see if we can fit one into my busy schedule. (Interviews via Phone/Email only.

TV interviews, if in Sydney.)

