Millions of people across the globe marched today as a call for action on climate breakdown. Many people involved in the protest called for less use of plastic. Many of whom claimed that they have cut back on the use of plastics completely.

One man from New York City disagrees with this, “I went to Costco last night and bought sixteen cases of bottled water, I’ve been selling it to these kids all damn morning, they paying $5.00 a bottle. I’m thinking about calling my wife to tell her to get some more.”

Another woman in Los Angeles selling water on the street to protestors told snickersee, “These kids out here, talking about using less plastic. They didn’t complain about it when I sold them the water. The water comes in plastic bottles.”

From Manila, To London, and New York to Chicago, protesters were seen drinking bottled water sold by street vendors.

“These kids, they just wanted a three day weekend from school. They don’t care, they haven a party in the park,” A man in Chicago who was selling water on Michigan Avenue.

Bottling water also releases 2.5 million tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere annually. It is estimated that the bottle water industry uses 17 million barrels of oil to produce the bottles.

“Um. . . .I’m thirsty, and it’s hot,” A protester responded after taking a sip of her Aquafina, “I mean I know it’s bad, but um. . . .I am feeling dehydrated.” The protester then went back to singing This Land is Your Land.

It is estimated that the people selling bottled water on the streets, took home a couple hundred dollars cash each.