i hate to sound ungrateful, but this might be the worst Pokemon i've ever caught.

i need some advice regarding this fish that just showed up on my doorstep. he was really easy to catch, but seems to resist all types of training and can't fight worth a damn. and are these things always this...floppy?

any and all advice appreciated.

(just kidding, this is the best present ever!!!!!!! gaaaaah!!!!!)