Tuesday, October 13, 12:00 AM EDT Ways Geeks Ruin Job Interviews

11. Stream interview online and talk to the camera and not the interviewer. 10. Google the answers for every question the interviewer asks. 9. Bring out D & D minitiatures to show how you'd set up a Nerf gun battle in the office. 8. Ask the interviewer what the company policy is on playing World of Warcraft during office hours. 7. Use Yoda-speak through entire interview. "Working too hard my biggest weakness is." 6. Refer to last company you worked for as a "wretched hive of scum and villainy." 5. Tweet every question, and wait for a good response before answering. 4. Answer every question with "42." 3. Insist contents of interview be released into the public domain or at least with a Creative Commons license. 2. Role play the interview as your 5th level hafling rogue. 1. Use Ineternet memes as answers to every question. "Play me off keyboard cat!"

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