Background Pony #B65E

Step one: Prepare meal.

Step two: Sit down to eat.

Step three: Stand up.

Step four: Walk to the front door.

Step five: Tell the insurance salesman that you aren't interested.

Step six: Sit back down at the table.

Step seven: Get up to answer the phone.

Step eight: Try for twenty minutes to get on that one business' "do not call" list.

Step nine: Give up and unplug the phone for the night.

Step ten: Put out the dog and bring in the cat.

Step eleven: Toss your cold dinner in the trash and pour yourself a glass of wine.

Step twelve: Repeat step eleven as needed.