I opened my gift to find a very hostile poem:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Use this for karma. Or on your future posts, I'll write "fuck you."

Would my fragile psyche be able to handle a "fuck you" comment on my next cat picture post? I'm not about to find out.

Oh, and I also got an awesome sci-fi Blu-ray selected from my Amazon wishlist--I added a bunch of sci-fi flicks I've never seen one day awhile back. My S.S. assures me I'm in for a treat!