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00:00 - 00:03 Steve has been speeding

00:04 - 00:05 He wants to find the lower bound of his speed

00:05 - 00:07 so he can get out of a ticket

00:08 - 00:12 To do this, use speed = distance/time

00:12 - 00:15 and find the lower bound of the distance and the upper bound of the time

00:17 - 00:21 Why doesn't he just pay his ticket, instead of all this effort?

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer,

00:27 - 00:28 Steve...

00:31 - 00:33 Steve spent all of his money on £15 maths revision sessions

00:34 - 00:36 He had no money to pay it

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone in the room from Redlands, St Samuels or Francis Long School, leave.

01:13 - 01:15 £15 for a revision session?!

01:15 - 01:17 Who are these fucking people?

01:18 - 01:23 I hope all of the 77 people who went burn, their families too!

01:25 - 01:28 Maybe they would actually pass this fucking thing!

01:29 - 01:31 And Levi and his fucking cake

01:31 - 01:34 that asshole is getting diabetes from that thing.

01:34 - 01:37 The ribon wasn't even long enough for me to kill myself with!

01:37 - 01:40 Let alone cover a cake

01:40 - 01:42 My Fuhrer, I'm sure he was planning to share the cake

01:42 - 01:46 Fuck no he wasn't! Levi is a fat fuck's name.

01:46 - 01:48 Mr Fuhrer, I'm sure you will gain marks from the Histogram question.

01:48 - 01:52 No I won't. How do you even find the median of a histogram?

01:53 - 01:54 Fuck that exam!

01:56 - 01:57 My parents always tell me exams were harder for them, it's bullshit

01:57 - 02:00 they didn't need to put up with Hannah, Fred, Carl, Levi and Kirsty

02:00 - 02:03 Fuck those inbred assholes!

02:04 - 02:08 If Hannah were here I would blast her brains out right now.

02:08 - 02:13 Why can't she just eat her sweets and be done with it like a normal person

02:14 - 02:16 How fucked up do you have to be?

02:17 - 02:21 For years I have been revising for Maths exams, with Edexcel

02:27 - 02:29 I only needed maths to get into the College I wanted

02:30 - 02:34 Now that is fucked, it's fucked for me.

02:34 - 02:36 Those other fuckers will be on AQA or OCR.

02:41 - 02:42 They will get in.

02:43 - 02:47 They will get in because I got fucked over by Edexcel, my future is fucked

02:48 - 02:53 They don't care either way, they still get their wage.

02:54 - 02:56 If I ran Edexcel I would punish them

02:56 - 02:59 I'd fire whoever made these maths tests.

03:00 - 03:02 I'd poison Hannah's sweets and have my revenge

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, I've hidden all x² - x - 90 = 0 of the sweets

03:14 - 03:16 What's the point,

03:19 - 03:23 The Nazi party don't need maths anyway

03:25 - 03:26 Doesn't matter.

03:31 - 03:33 Sociology, that matters.

03:40 - 03:46 Now go and put 6.0 x 10^6 people in St Samuels school, teach them maths

03:46 - 03:49 Not for fucking 15 pounds