Advertising is based on happiness — and a lot of alcohol.

While you’re tuning in to the final season of Mad Men, we invite you to raise your glass to a drinking game even Don Draper couldn’t resist.

Grab your favorite cocktail and take a sip every time one of the following events happens. The board below has a color-coded key so you know how much imbibing each event deserves. But play responsibly, of course.

Take it from Don: You do not want your co-worker to bail you out of jail.

Cheers!