Chelsea Handler has the hots for Robert Mueller.

“I’m not embarrassed by my feelings for Robert Mueller,” Handler, 44, wrote in her new book, "Life Will Be the Death of Me" (via Page Six). “I am legitimately attracted to him and everything he stands for ... I suspect there will be a lot of people naming their baby boys Bob after this whole s–tshow is over.”

“Through the months of thick fog and despair after the election, he was the one bright spot,” her explicit tome continued. “I had finally found the first Republican I could see myself being penetrated by.”

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Handler's book was wrapped up before Mueller released the results of his investigation, which didn't find any evidence of collusion with Russia.

The comedian also detailed the difficulties of her love life outside of the political arena, admitting it's likely her own fault that she's single.

“I’ll hook up with younger guys who are absolute and utter messes. These relationships are based solely on their looks and their bodies," she admits in the book. "It’s completely reckless behavior.”

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Handler said her habit of hooking up with younger men has cost of upwards of tens of thousands of dollars, explaining, “I usually upend their lives in some irreparable way ... Like a couple guys got fired who worked at resorts where I was a guest. I just want to do anything that will make them feel better, so I usually just give them money."