Teen slang. It’s catchy, it’s annoying, and it’s everywhere. Instead of resisting the obnoxious uses of “bae” between every other word, we decided to embrace the trend. Therefore, we present to you, famous lines from Disney characters, rewritten through the emoji-laden prose of teens.

“People always do crazy things when they’ve found bae.” – Hercules



“I was hiding under your porch because I heart you.” – UP



“YAAAASSS, you will always remember this as they day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow doe.” – Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl



“Always let your conscience be on fleek.” – Pinocchio



“‘Ohana means fam, and fam means no one in the squad gets left behind or forgotten.” – Lilo & Stitch



“When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do? Turn up!” – Finding Nemo



“No matter how thirsty you’re being, if you keep on believing, the #goals that you wish will come thru.” – Cinderella



“Go. Live your memes.” – Tangled



“You’re too turnt, out of control, smh! But I’ll tell you a secret: I can’t even.” – Alice in Wonderland



“She warned him not to get on Instagram and be deceived by the selfies, for beauty is found within.” – Beauty and the Beast



“The flower that blooms in mercury retrograde is the most rare and thriving of them all.” – Mulan



“Love is a Snapchat story that never ends.” – Bambi



“Some people are worth #MCMing for.” – Frozen



“Catch me consoling Cinderella like, ‘Even perfect brow game takes time.’” – Cinderella



We hope you made it through without rolling your eyes too many times. Try rewriting your own Disney line as a teen in the comments!

Posted 6 years Ago