November 20, 2015

All right, friends, today we’re going to consider some Eva Darling VR. Her new movie, Study Hard, was just released by the BaDoink boys this morning. And, oh hell yea…she’s a darling, all right!

All right, so let’s talk about Eva…also known as Evelina… a lot of things were done right with this latest effort: concerning the model, virtual scaling and physical positioning.

I’ll touch on all those things before this review ends. But, first…is it just me, or does this one have a Virtual Real Porn feel to it? Now, this isn’t easy to describe. That’s to say, it’s not an opinion that’s easy to

support, because it is based on feel.

But, when you carefully watch every studio’s VR releases—as I do—you…well, you just kind of get a sense for these things. Either that, or I’m nucking futz. Probably the latter. And, none of this is to suggest that anyone’s derivative or biting another fella’s style. But, on a technical level, this felt very VRP to me.

So, for starters, thematically, we’re on what I think is good pornographic terrain: that would be the 18+ (Over Eighteen) genre. Some also file this under the more risque-sounding category of barely legal. Whatever you call it, it does contain the potential to hit you with a visceral wollop. The basic idea is the porn studio selects a model who’s as young as legally-permissible.

Or, that’s, ideally, how it’s supposed to work. You do have some studios that scoop-up some older gal, put her hair in braids, jam a lolly in her mouth, and declare, “Just turned 18!” In this case, though, Ms. Darling does, indeed, look quite youthful. It helps that she actually is 18! Additionally: 5″ 2′, 34A-24-34…and, cute as a Siberian kitten.

All this youthful stuff, of course, has a natural appeal… This has to do with fertility signals, etc. It has to do with how Homo Sapiens have made it the past 100,000 years.

It doesn’t just have to “do with it.” It is it! Our man brain gets signals from hair color, hip width, big

watermelons, skin tautness, skin quality and so forth…that says, “Little guy…it’s time to grow…this gal’s primed to pop-out some puppies!” And, we proceed to procreate. Ain’t nobody saying, “Hmmmm…I believe that having a child would be prudent at this juncture given life’s biological realities…”

All right. This isn’t really the place for evolution hour. Here’s the thing: Eva’s fucking young and sexy! She’s got a cute little face and Goddess ass that she recklessly bangs like a wrecking ball at your man libido.

So, what I’m trying to say is that Evelina’s Rusky rump looks amazing in 3D!

All right, that takes care of the model. I think the other major components of successful VR porns are virtual scaling and positioning. Virtual scaling is easy to discuss. It just means that the proportions (the scale) of things feels right. In other words, the model’s head isn’t the size of her torso, etc…that there’s not significant distortion, etc. On my Homido, HTC M8 set-up, this movie had the best scaling I’ve seen yet from BaDoinkVR. It felt right.

The final element is positioning. By this I mean mostly the sexual positions. This movie, thankfully, used a good bit of missionary. Most VR porns to date are so heavily cowgirl-biased. And, it’s time for VR to move beyond cowgirl. Missionary works just as well. Arguably, I think it works better as it puts the man in the dominant role while, basically, offering the same view.

Additionally, there were other positioning strengths. In the beginning, we get to see studying Eva panty-flash for the VR couch

guy. She then gives us a good, close-up view of her Eastern European biscuit. And, Eva seemed to have pretty good VR instincts because she shoved that big Russian face before the camera and held it there for a bit. This is mandatory for any VR porn movie!

All things considered, this is one of BaDoink’s best. I kind of put this one in the same category as their Gina Gerson one… That’s it for me…

