Hello, people of the world. Today I want to propose to you a petition that will change the life of people at the University of Houston.

Have you ever seen the hit 2005 animated classic “Robots”? Starring an iconic cast that includes Robin Williams, Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry, Amanda Bynes, Mel Brooks, Jennifer Coolidge, Drew Carey, and so many more. Truly, I didn’t even know these many famous people were in this movie.

This petition is designed to change the resentful feeling we have here at the University of Houston towards these robots and give us joy seeing these bots. They already all have personality traits and we want to identify which ones continually drive into huge puddles and try to die, and ones that are stable and have a will to live and serve us. ‘Tis then that we will name the robots . The smartest of course will be Rodney and the dumbest will be Fender. We will first put numbers on the bot and when we find common traits within these bots we will start putting name tags.

These names will be chosen by the members of Coogs of CV3. So please, help us at UH learn to love and laugh at these robots instead of being resentful because that money could have gone towards 1,000 other important things. Thank you for listening to my NOT TED talk because that’s copyrighted. Have a good night.