Boyfriend: Wow, what’s that?

Girlfriend: It’s an art installation by Alicia Martin called Biographies. I love how she gives life and movement to inanimate objects. It’s like a beautiful waterfall of knowledge. It’s magical really.

Boyfriend: Looks like the building is puking.

Girlfriend: I suppose that’s one way of looking at it.

Boyfriend: I guess the building is book-lemic, eh?

Girlfriend: You know I wish you wouldn’t talk sometimes? This is one of those times.