If USC Dorms Were People

By Judy Lee ‘17

I’m going to preface this post by saying that I don’t mean to generalize in a derogatory way! Just some fun and games regarding our building stereotypes on campus. FRESHMAN: take this as you may…

Birnkrant

* Loves to talk about SAT scores

* Gets caught up on memes really easily

* Gets anxious about midterms and exam curves



Pardee Tower

* Chilled out (maybe a little too much)

* Has their Ground Zero order down pat

* Naps at all times

New/North

* Talks 25 decibels louder than necessary

* Was the kid you tried to impress while you were in high school

* Pretty much Greek row

Marks Hall/Tower

* Studies quietly and alone (can’t do groups, really)

* Building government-oriented

* Mumbles when you ask where they’re living

Trojan Hall

* Never actually in Trojan Hall except to sleep

* Never talks about their residence hall (not even to complain)

* Enjoys laying on the grass outside

Parkside

* Probably plays League of Legends

* Air conditioning was an absolute priority

* Enjoys routine

Webb

* Basically lives at Cafe 84

* Doesn’t actually go to the gym

* Doesn’t want to hang out after class

Fluor

* Never not at the gym

* Always last to go home

* Just wants damn peace and quiet

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