"The EU's negotiation sequencing is wrong"

(The UK AGREED to the sequencing)

"The EU's border backstop is unacceptable"

(The UK AGREED to the backstop in December)

"The EU is scaring us with no deal preparations"

(The UK SAID and keeps saying no deal is better than a bad deal)

"The EU refuses to let us have the same frictionless trade as we do now, outrageous"

(The UK DECIDED to make leaving the single market, customs union+ ECJ jurisdiction our red lines)

"The EU is simply trying to run down the clock"

(The UK TRIGGERED article 50, starting the clock)

"The EU isn't taking our brexit white paper seriously"

(The UK govt ORDERED its OWN MPs to vote AGAINST their own brexit white paper in order to keep the ERG / Jacob-Rees Mogg happy rendering our white paper useless and yet we expect the EU to somehow take us seriously)