WARNING:

This is written in a “I really don’t care about how I’m writing and I’m not in the mood to edit my own writing” – style.

Do you remember reading Harry Potter for the first time? Do you remember reading Lord Of The Rings for the first time and frantically talking about books like those?

IMAGINED SCENARIOS

Dealing with fanboys and fangirls is equivalent to dealing with religious folks.

Atheist A: “Qur’an is just a book.”

Muslim: “NO! IT’S A HOLY BOOK!”

Atheist A: “What does holy mean?”

Muslim: (utter silence)

A person, who has never read A Game of Ice and Fire in his/her life: “They’re just books. Except that you can, if you try hard, meet the writer of it. He’s alive, you know?”

Game of Thrones fanboy/fangirl: “THEY’RE NOT JUST BOOKS! THEY’RE THE GREATEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN BY ANYONE EVER!”

Rational person: (utter silence)

Fanboys and fangirls are wonderful beings. They purchase writer’s books and they glorify them, like they’re Shiva or Krishna’s own writing.

There is one clear difference, that is absolutely dangerous:

In books, great works of fiction, there is a clear statement written at the beginning of each journey of the mind:

“This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.”

If this claim was written on each holy book, the world would be a much greater place, a much more peaceful place. Nobody would claim:

“I would die for my religion.”

Nobody would claim:

“Allahu akbar (God is great)!”, whilst throwing a bomb at an innocent human being. (read: ISIS)

Nobody would claim:

“Animals were CREATED by GOD for us to EAT.”

Nobody would claim:

“I can have 4 wives, because prophet Muhammad told me so.”

A fool might say: “But Hana, those are examples of imagined conversations with religious extremists. I’m sure you’ve met rational believers in God.”

Believing in God is irrational, therefore, me HOPING or WAITING to meet a rational believer in God is irrational, silly and a nincompoop move.

People are becoming more irresponsible for their actions, so they blame imagined characters for it. People refuse to see the reality they’re been living in, which was created – not by God, but mankind itself.

It seems to me that God is the epitome of mankind and that Satan represents somebody who chose not to be violent, but to be peaceful. He fought against the irrationality of Jesus (AKA God, AKA humankind), he defended those who are not blind to Jesus’s bullshit. I mean, come on.

Sacrificing yourself for “the evils of mankind”?

Come on.

THE BULLSHIT BEHIND SOME COMMANDMENTS

Thou shalt not have no other gods before me.

Oh, come on. There has been a god and GODS before God, like Enlil. Does anybody remember Enlil? The Sumerian god?

RIP ENLIL

~4000 BCE-0

It seems to me, that it is more rational to believe in ancient aliens, rather than gods or God. It kind of makes sense.

CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME!

They made us on a spaceship, somewhere in The Galaxy (Milky Way), out of LULZ or boredom, killed the dinosaurs because they were too large and too scary for little white men, women and the inbetweens, sent us on a blue, ROUND (NOT FLAT, YOU FOOL!) planet named Earth, so we could have fun. Or wars, depending on our IQs.

To the ISIS: You could be having consensual sex in a European country if you weren’t born in a shitty Islamic state. It’s not your fault your parents and your educational system forced you to believe everything written in the Qur’an.

To Hillary Clinton: You can go fuck yourself. Oh no, that’s masturbation. Masturbating is fun and pleasurable – therefore, you do NOT deserve to go fuck yourself.

Go live with that nanny in Siberia for a bit and try not to get eaten by wolves. Or be eaten. My apathy towards your ill “fate” AKA the consequences of your idiotic, moronic and sadistic actions is rather large. You remind me of my fascist Mathematics teacher who used the Force, like Darth Vader (not like Yoda!) to teach us Mathematics. No wonder ~60% of the generation failed your classes or had Ds or Fs.

Also.

6.”Thou shall not kill.”

Practice what you preach, God.

I imagine something and I force you to believe in it. I imagine Shiva, a goddess of destruction. I write poems about her, I create statues in her name – then, I share my poems, my statues and my beliefs with you. You probably don’t have any statues or poems about anything – you’re a member of the working class. All you do is work all day. It’s easy for me to control you.

Also – people hearing voices in their heads in the “holy” books –

Yep, that’s a symptom of schizophrenia.

To all believers out there:

You’ve been taking in the words of mentally insane people, without even questioning their origin.

Human imagination mixed with a dose of insanity and marketing = religion.

PS: There is no God, take a fucking look at the Übermensch.