Simply the coolest investigator in Miami, Horatio Caine is more than a man, he is a way of life with five basic rules:1. Stand with Hands on hips 2. Place sunglasses on for dramatic effect, then remove them, and repeat (applicable inside as well as out)3. Never fully address people by looking them in the eye, you're too cool for that.4. Have a dramatic pause in your speech.5. Shoot first/ 45 Degree turn/walk out of camera frame.This is taken from the fact that in every episode of CSI MIAMI , Horatio will do most of these things, and is a badass at being cool. It all works by combining the first four in the first few minutes of CSI MIAMI, in which Horatio will give a witty one-liner about a dead body. Afterwhich abruptly comes in the WHO "We don't get fooled again"'s scream of YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH