Wow. My Spooky Santa did a fantastic job both on tricking me and providing wonderful treats. I got my gift last night and was so excited to see what my Santa had gleamed from my likes/dislikes and possible stalking.

I opened the box and Oh, spider webs were everywhere. I started to pull them out and got a surprising trick that I think was unintentional on my Santa's part. I saw through the cobwebs a black, eight-legged freak. My hand quickly withdrew from the box. I hate spiders. In fact I purposefully didn't list them on my dislikes figuring if I did it would be a perfect trick for my Santa. But he got me anyways. My husband just shook his head and said it's fake.... Right, I know that. But look, they have hairs coming off the legs. I swear we've had spiders that looked exactly like this. But I keep digging.

After getting a couple layers of spider riddled cobwebs out of the way I get to the good stuff. Candy galore that I haven't had since my childhood. Sour Patch kids, sour skittles, sweet tarts, spree, laffy taffy an more. There was a cute door knob hanger wishing a happy Halloween, and a wonderful pumpkin door hanging that is on our front door now.

Then I see them. Not one, but two DVD cases. Paranormal activity 2 and 3.I know I said those were the type of movies that I didn't like. They scare the crap out of me. My husband saw the look of horror on my face and the DVD cases and starts busting out laughing. See, he loves that type of thing. Me, not so much. I almost dislocated his shoulder one time while watching it with him I was so scared. So I pull them out thinking, maybe my Santa misunderstood an thought I liked them. After they are completely out of the box, I see that I covers were printed and there was scotch tape on them. I open them up and inside there is even more candy.

You got me good Santa, you got me really good. Trick or Treat indeed! Happy Halloween all!