From Commenter Buzz Mohawk:

THE BILL OF WRONGS

Amendment Zero

Congress shall make no law barring entry into the United States by cheap labor from any land anyplace on Earth. Every human being has the inalienable right of entry into the United States. Preference, and assistance paid for by Citizen-taxpayers, shall be given to those deemed “wretched refuse.”

Amendment I

Congress shall make laws against “hate speech” and the expression of Christian values. Congress shall make no laws against the right of people to violently assemble in opposition to those values.

Amendment II

A well-armed criminal class, being necessary for the anarchy of inner-cities, the right of blacks to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed; all others shall be disarmed.

Amendment III

No non-white person, shall in times of peace be denied quarters in any house by the Owner, nor in time of perpetual war, but in a manner to be prescribed by the Supreme Court overruling Congress and the President.

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall be violated, without Warrants, without probable cause, supported by the whims of those in power. Any and all communication by all Citizens will be searched, and the persons to be seized shall not be notified.

Amendment V

A Person shall be held to answer for a “hate crime” against non-White Christians without presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury. A Person shall be subject for the same offence, to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb until convicted, when a jury cannot acquit unanimously; and shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property and employment, by the Corporate Press and Presidential condemnation, without due process of law.

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to slow and expensive trial, by a partial and “diverse” jury of the State and district wherein the lowest fraction of white people live, which district shall have been previously ascertained by a non-White judge; to be confronted by the Corporate Press against him; and to have the Assistance of Jewish Counsel for his conviction.

Amendment VII

In suits at “disparate impact,” where the concept in controversy shall be the universal sameness of tabula rasa humans and their necessarily equal outcomes, the requirement of trial by public opinion shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a the public and the Corporate Press shall be otherwise reexamined.

Amendment VIII

Excessive legal fees shall not be infringed, nor character assassination of White Christian Citizen defendants be prevented. Cruel and unusual punishments, such as “waterboarding,” shall be inflicted during times of perpetual war. Defendants shall be held in perpetuity until such time as perpetual war has ended.

Amendment IX

The enumeration by Supreme Court and Federal District judges of certain rights and laws, shall be construed to deny and disparage others formerly retained by the people and described by their elected representatives.

Amendment X

All powers delegated to the United States by the Supreme Court, are denied to the States respectively, and to the people.

Amendment Infinity

The United States shall take it upon itself to invade the World and to invite all people of the world, especially those of the invaded lands who resultingly hate Americans.