So I got my little box in the mail, a cute hand drawn Reddit alien on it, I was thrilled. It seemed a tad heavy, like nail polish heavy so I guess that'd what it would be, I was not prepared for what was inside. First I got a cute little card, A happy birthday niece card! Except he scratched out niece and made it Zombiebroad and scratched out Birthday Day and put Arbitrary Day. A little hand written note was inside. Very cute!

And then I opened the damn package and about passed out. Because you see, I live in a trailer and work at a fast food joint, I never thought I'd ever actually own a Deborah Lippmann nail polish. And then I opened the bigger package and almost passed out again. A ciate caviar mani set.

Please excuse me while I go lay on the floor hugging my Arbitrary Day gifts.

Chris (Beautox), ya done good, kid, ya done good.