(19:40:41) (Mr_Commentator): dun

(19:40:44) (Mr_Commentator): dundundundun

(19:40:50) (Mr_Commentator): dundundundundundundundundundundu​nduuuuuun

(19:40:56) (Mr_Commentator): DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU​UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU​UUUUUUUUN

(19:41:34) (Nurse_Rock): Get on with it! Some of us have other jobs too!

(19:41:43) (Mr_Commentator): Hello, and welcome back to the FCAR series! Today, we will be racing at the Snooland Rallycross circuit, sponsored by Muffinz4Life incorporated

(19:42:06) (Mr_Commentator): As Nurse Rock continues to rage in the ambulance, let's review the qualifying results

(19:42:12) sahdee: Whooo!

(19:42:18) sahdee: Did I qualify?

(19:42:23) (Mr_Commentator): CTR0 qualified strongly in first, well ahead of the field

(19:42:39) (Mr_Commentator): Rem and Fro follow behind in second and third

(19:42:52) (Mr_Commentator): The full results are here!

(19:43:14) sahdee: Then why do we have you?

(19:43:20) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz and Redis complete the top five

(19:43:29) (Mr_Commentator): SHUT UP

(19:43:34) (Mr_Commentator): STOP COMPROMISING MY JOB

(19:43:51) (AllStarr_FFIV): No mention for #6?

(19:43:59) sahdee throws a tomato at the commentator

(19:44:13) (Mr_Commentator): Allstarr, in Muffin Mobile, managed to get 6th place, ahead of Theel, Auzz and mr. Mildly Awesome

(19:44:22) (AllStarr_FFIV): :D

(19:44:40) (Mr_Commentator): As security begin to drag sahdee back to her car for the start of the race

(19:44:44) sahdee: Go Starr!

(19:45:07) (Mr_Commentator): Zwoosh, Elim, and Sahdee qualified in 10th, 11th and 12th

(19:45:17) sahdee: Boo!

(19:45:26) (Mr_Commentator): Team Tele qualified in 14th

(19:46:28) (Mr_Commentator): Luuk rather disappointingly only managed a 19th place, as the out of place horse (Ridden by /u/Dragonsword) managed only 20th.

(19:46:39) (Mr_Commentator): but now for the race!

(19:47:03) (Mr_Commentator): As the cars prepare to start

(19:47:07) (Mr_Commentator): engines rev up

(19:47:22) Remnance: B)

(19:47:35) (Mr_Commentator): Elim launches a firework advertising GMP's Live music from the GMP-Mobile

(19:47:55) (Mr_Commentator): Rem revs his engine

(19:48:19) (Mr_Commentator): the lights start up

(19:48:25) (Mr_Commentator): 3

(19:48:27) (Mr_Commentator): 2

(19:48:29) (Mr_Commentator): 1

(19:48:34) (Mr_Commentator): And the race is on!

(19:48:54) (Mr_Commentator): Elim charges forward in the GMP-mobile

(19:48:58) Remnance: :nyan:B)

(19:49:08) (Mr_Commentator): Rem attempts to pass CRT0, but is caught by Fro!

(19:49:13) (Mr_Commentator): and AUZZ SPINS OFF!

(19:49:16) (Mr_Commentator): DISASTER!

(19:49:30) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos narrowly dodges, along with luukie

(19:49:41) (Mr_Commentator): Redis drops a few places

(19:49:53) (Mr_Commentator): and, what's this?

(19:49:56) (Mr_Commentator): It's sahdee!

(19:50:06) (Mr_Commentator): Her anger is showing as she passes several cars

(19:50:12) (Mr_Commentator): she is now in 7th place!

(19:50:27) (Mr_Commentator): Elim is using the power of music to pass Redis

(19:50:56) (Mr_Commentator): as Auzz climbs out of the car, sorely disappointed.

(19:51:19) (Mr_Commentator): Blee in the Upvote Express is now chasing Cdos

(19:51:27) (Mr_Commentator): he's going on the inside

(19:51:40) (Mr_Commentator): and Cdos spins in the mud and hits a decorative muffin!

(19:51:56) (Mr_Commentator): Blee zooms past and Cdos is out of the race

(19:52:19) (Mr_Commentator): Lolz appears to be holding a bag of nails in a suspicious manner

(19:52:33) (Mr_Commentator): wait... what's this?

(19:52:44) (Mr_Commentator): He's dropped them! in front of his own car!

(19:52:48) (Mr_Commentator): how did that happen?

(19:53:02) (Mr_Commentator): and more importantly, all his tyres are shredded!

(19:53:22) sahdee: Boom!

(19:53:29) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee is now passing people left and right as Elim and Redis both pass Fro

(19:54:08) (Mr_Commentator): Rem holds off redis

(19:54:28) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee goes straight past Theel for 7th

(19:54:43) Remnance: Can I blow everyone up? :D

(19:54:45) (Mr_Commentator): as Lolz ends up in the pitlane to change the tyres

(19:55:21) (Mr_Commentator): Zwoosh has started loosing positions!

(19:55:58) (Mr_Commentator): and Elim has unfurled a banner with Join us at http://plug.dj/e0f06942/ for live music! written on it!

(19:56:04) (Mr_Commentator): amazing!

(19:56:19) (Nurse_Rock): No. I'm not sewing all of you back together

(19:56:22) (Mr_Commentator): The horsey has pased Luu!

(19:56:37) (Mr_Commentator): Luukie really is not doing well today...

(19:56:56) (Mr_Commentator): meanwhile, Rebound in Beard on Wheels is happilly trimming his beard

(19:57:06) (Mr_Commentator): no wonder he's not gaining any places

(19:57:37) (Mr_Commentator): Muffin Mobile is making a startling charge forward, as Rem attmepts to ram CTR at the front!

(19:57:57) (Mr_Commentator): Upvote express has now reached 10th place

(19:58:06) (Mr_Commentator): muffin mobile attempts to block him

(19:58:22) (Mr_Commentator): but Allstarr made a terrible mistake!

(19:58:27) (AllStarr_FFIV): 8o

(19:58:43) (Mr_Commentator): his car is so hight off the ground that Upvote Express goes right under it!

(19:59:01) (AllStarr_FFIV): D'oh!

(19:59:04) (Mr_Commentator): and Lolz has started regaining places from the back

(19:59:21) (Mr_Commentator): while Elim fires more GMP themed fireworks into the air

(19:59:36) (Mr_Commentator): and Sahdee is now in 5th!

(19:59:43) (Mr_Commentator): Fro is attempting to stop her

(19:59:52) (Mr_Commentator): but she is shooting at his tyres!

(20:00:03) (Mr_Commentator): There has to be a rule about that...

(20:00:13) (Mr_Commentator): nope, there isn't...

(20:00:16) (Mr_Commentator): huh

(20:00:29) (Mr_Commentator): someone really should have covered that

(20:00:42) (Mr_Commentator): as Elim and Rem are side by side!

(20:00:59) Remnance: I'm the one with the tank, I should be the one shooting! :O

(20:01:02) (Mr_Commentator): and Rem is trying to shoot Elim with his car's mounted cannon!

(20:01:14) Remnance: That's better :)

(20:01:14) (Mr_Commentator): and Elim is firing fireworks at Rem

(20:01:25) (Mr_Commentator): Nurse Rock is flinching in her ambulance

(20:01:37) sahdee: dances happily

(20:01:59) (Mr_Commentator): and Infamous and Tele are cooperating

(20:02:09) (Mr_Commentator): they're slowly moving forward in the racwe

(20:02:10) (Nurse_Rock): Oh my God. I'll get the Field surgeon kit...

(20:02:24) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee has hit Fromobile!

(20:02:41) (Mr_Commentator): and Fro is hurling lumps of cheese at her!

(20:03:08) (Mr_Commentator): and Elim has hit the support column for one of the stands! That can't be good!

(20:03:20) (Mr_Commentator): but he smashes through with ease!

(20:03:34) (Mr_Commentator): and Rem has shot the other column out!

(20:03:38) (Mr_Commentator): the stand is collapsing

(20:04:08) (Mr_Commentator): Somehow, the cars have managed to avoid it!

(20:04:20) (Mr_Commentator): except for Luuk!

(20:04:23) (Mr_Commentator): he hit it!

(20:04:44) (Mr_Commentator): and the horsey has done it again! It's abandoned the race!

(20:04:56) (Mr_Commentator): the horsey is charging for the muffin stand!

(20:05:09) (Mr_Commentator): Oooh, that's gotta hurt

(20:05:19) (Mr_Commentator): muffins and splinters are flying everywhere!

(20:05:33) (Mr_Commentator): Rem and Elim seem to be trying to destroy the track!

(20:06:04) (Mr_Commentator): they're ramming through barriers, shooting billboards, and...

(20:06:07) (Mr_Commentator): OH THE HUMANITY!

(20:06:20) (Mr_Commentator): ELIM HAS CRUSHED A CRUMPET CLAN PROTEST!

(20:06:26) (Mr_Commentator): holds up anti-muffin sign

(20:06:42) (Mr_Commentator): Anit-muffin signs like that are flying everywhere!

(20:06:54) Remnance: lol

(20:06:56) (Mr_Commentator): crumpets are being crushed by the wheels of the racers!

(20:07:02) (Nurse_Rock): Oh my God. I'm gonna need more medical people.

(20:07:13) (Mr_Commentator): DBcrumpets himself is cursing from his car

(20:07:34) (Mr_Commentator): as Rem accidentally shoots another billboard!

(20:08:00) (Mr_Commentator): the Vote 5t3v0esque board is collapsing!

(20:08:10) (Mr_Commentator): and it's started a chain reaction!

(20:08:25) (Mr_Commentator): only the "Lolzrfunni for Council sign remains"

(20:08:40) (Mr_Commentator): in all it's epic meem XD glory

(20:08:48) (Mr_Commentator): but back to the race!

(20:09:09) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee and Fro have closed up on rem and Elim

(20:09:30) (Mr_Commentator): all the action is at the front as sahdee tries to squeeze past GMP-Mobile

(20:09:39) (Mr_Commentator): Fro continues to hurl cheese

(20:10:06) (Mr_Commentator): they smash through the remains of a "Keep Calm and Vote Sahdee" poster

(20:10:20) (Mr_Commentator): as they turn into the final section of this course

(20:10:31) (Mr_Commentator): which goes past Ms Geekerjoy's farms

(20:10:38) (Mr_Commentator): oh dear!

(20:10:46) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee has hit a tea stand!

(20:10:51) (Mr_Commentator): what a meanie!

(20:11:06) sahdee: holds up cup of coffee from car

(20:11:11) (Mr_Commentator): and Fro has passed her

(20:11:21) (Mr_Commentator): Elim and Rem are catching CTR

(20:11:34) sahdee throws boxes of tea at Fro

(20:11:55) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee and Fro are chucking everything they can find at each other

(20:11:56) (Nurse_Rock): Heh.

(20:12:03) (Mr_Commentator): there goes a kitten!

(20:12:03) (Nurse_Rock) sips tea in the ambulance

(20:12:08) (Mr_Commentator): and a potato!

(20:12:12) (Mr_Commentator): and a spanner!

(20:12:27) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee has caught the kitten and is throwing pizzas!

(20:12:50) (Mr_Commentator): and Fro is countering them by throwing... Allstar's record collection?

(20:12:53) (Mr_Commentator): Oh no!

(20:13:15) (Mr_Commentator): priceless records are being destroyed under their wheels!

(20:13:22) sahdee throws Lolz's model plane collection at Fro

(20:13:38) sahdee: smles innocently

(20:13:40) (Mr_Commentator): the five leading cars are side-by side as they head towards the finish line

(20:13:54) (Mr_Commentator): Geeker herself seems rather excited

(20:14:06) (Mr_Commentator): a wee little kitten is waving the chequered falg

(20:14:14) (Mr_Commentator): as CTR0 takes the victory!

(20:14:26) (Mr_Commentator): Elim just heads out Rem

(20:14:31) Remnance: :O

(20:14:38) Remnance: 8o

(20:14:46) (Mr_Commentator): and Fro has been caught up by model planes!

(20:14:55) (Mr_Commentator): Sahdee beats him to fourth!

(20:15:06) sahdee: :hyper:

(20:15:17) (Mr_Commentator): behind the lead five is JustMildlyAwesome in Rallycross Fighter

(20:15:32) (Mr_Commentator): followed by Redis and Blee

(20:15:45) (Mr_Commentator): Muffin Mobile finished in 9th

(20:15:46) Remnance: How the hell did I manage to hit everything BUT Elim?!

(20:16:11) (Mr_Commentator): Tele, Lolz and infamous finish in 10th, 11th and 12th

(20:16:25) (Mr_Commentator): and the final 7 cars are

(20:16:29) (Mr_Commentator): yeti Mobile

(20:16:33) (Mr_Commentator): Vroom

(20:16:39) (Mr_Commentator): Beard on wheels,

(20:16:46) (Mr_Commentator): and, all crashed out, are

(20:16:56) (Mr_Commentator): the horsey

(20:16:57) (Mr_Commentator): Luuk

(20:17:03) (Mr_Commentator): Cdos

(20:17:08) (Mr_Commentator): and Auzzie

(20:17:14) (Mr_Commentator): A great race

(20:17:29) (Mr_Commentator): sponsored by the Muffins4lyfe foundation

(20:17:36) (Mr_Commentator): Felicity Farms

(20:17:54) (Nurse_Rock): Alright, who needs medical attention?

(20:18:38) (Mr_Commentator): as Luuk, Cdos, the horsey, the muffin stand owner, the Crumpets clan, all the people in the stand that collapsed, and many more are lead into the hospital tent

(20:18:55) (Nurse_Rock) sigh

(20:18:59) (Nurse_Rock): I'll get to work.

(20:19:14) (Mr_Commentator): sahdee blows a raspberry at Fro, while CTR0 triumphantly sticks his hands in the air

(20:19:24) (Mr_Commentator): to conclude the Snooland Rallycross