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Even in our wildest, most feverish dreams, we never imagined we would see something this surreal.

Try to think of the weirdest thing the human mind can possibly comprehend. Go on, paint yourself a mind picture.

Yes, that's right. It's Faustino Asprilla wearing a dinosaur costume while riding a horse which is kicking a football!

Believe it or not, the former Newcastle United man has posted a video of just that. We have absolutely no explanation for this clip, but we can only guess that Asprilla has been sucked through a metaphysical vortex and into a parallel dimension. From there, he is filming his antics and beaming them back to Earth via a magic portal.

He claims to be "teaching my horse Firulai to play football", but we refuse to believe it's that simple.

He's tried to make a little more (non)sense of things with this cryptic tweet. But anyway...

Good luck with escaping from your mind-boggling dreamscape, Tino!