They’re calling him “The Bowel Movement Bandit” and since 2012 he’s been a goddamn menace to one very small Akron, Ohio society, because he has an odd, yet insatiable, desire to shit on cars. I repeat, he has a desire to shit on cars. For what would appear to be pleasure. He’s a literal shits and giggles kind of guy.

Over the last three years, the BMB has taken shits on 19 different cars in the same neighborhood. He’s hit several cars multiple times; can’t imagine how blessed those folks felt. No one seems to know his motive and the police have yet to catch him, but one man final photographed him in the act as the BMB was taking his seventh — SEVENTH! — shit on his car.

Alright, here's the edited #poopgangsta photo. 19 cars and counting! Someone's got a vendetta.. pic.twitter.com/HxDlBY4MdQ — Homa Bash (@HomaBash) March 11, 2015

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