Returning movies can be dangerous.

Ok, let me set the scene. There is a 7-11 in Allentown that has a Redbox outside of it. A man named Tajmeik Wade decided a good time and place to pee would be at this Redbox next to a guy who was returning a movie.

For the sake of argument, the moving being returned as “The Land Before Time.”

So, the guy who was returning the movie doesn’t exactly take kindly to this because… well… pee.

A man was returning a movie to the Redbox kiosk outside the 7-Eleven when a man, later identified as Wade, walked out of the store and urinated next to him. The man asked Wade why he didn’t just go behind the building. Another man, later identified as Padilla, got out of a car in the store’s parking lot. Padilla was holding a knife and told the man that Wade said could urinate wherever he wants. The man ran around a car and Padilla followed him to the front of the store. At that point, Wade punched the man in the head. SOURCE: The Morning Call

Of course it doesn’t stop there.

Before the poor guy can even decide if he wants to rent “Star Trek : Into Darkness” or whatever Tyler Perry movie is available, Wade and his buddy Padilla chase him around the parking lot and beat him with a milk crate.

It was the same milk crate that the man tried to defend himself with. So, it’s ALMOST close to taking his shoe off and beating him with it.

The man returning the movie was cut on his noggin and probably will never know the joy that is to watch “Scary Movie V” without a head injury.

And this, everyone, is why we use Netflix.

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