The might of the Obscure Gentlemen, 12 For a Penny, and Plain Zero hold a tweet contest every 3 months. Out of it emerged a king that goes by the name of @SirEviscerate. Go to his TL and see some amazing tweets and other musings.

DOG: I think that job interview went well!

*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a — Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 20, 2015

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