Beta Male Reporter from The Guardian, Ben Jacobs, Gets Body Slammed by Actual Male in Montana

Some might argue that I condone wanton acts of violence against all American media — especially against the numales at the Guardian. I haven’t given it much thought, but I must admit being pleased to here of this small story. It’s like a morsel of greatness buried amidst endless piles of refuse found in the news nowadays.

Ben Jacobs, beta male reporter from The Guardian, got body slammed today by man nearly twice his age. As a result, he’s in the hospital now, recovering from an ‘elbow injury.’ Without question, Mr. Jacobs will be dispatching a band of lawyers to fleece Gianforte for everything he’s worth, AND MORE, due to the assault.

The whole incident occurred when the pest refused to stop asking questions to the manly GOP candidate for congress, Mr. Gianforte. He didn’t listen to the man, so the man tossed him to the ground and broke his glasses — alpha dog style.



Mr. Gianforte, actual male

Frazzled and without the natural instinct to defend himself, Jacobs took to Twitter for help.

Greg Gianforte just body slammed me and broke my glasses — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) May 24, 2017

Here is the audio from this great event.

Mr. Gianforte denies being the aggressor, instead painting the flaccid Jacobs as the rabid alpha male.

God bless Mr. Gianforte.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter