Crunch the numbers all you'd like, but this true story just doesn't seem to add up. According to the Providence Journal, 53 year-old John Lourenco of Cumberland, Rhode Island, got himself drunk, then proceeded to get behind the wheel of a car. He soon got into various degrees of trouble with the law in what must be a record-breaking total of four times in 30 hours. During that time, he managed to crash four of his own cars into other vehicles and also into a tree, injuring two children in one of the crashes.