So there I was. Trudging toward the rental office to hand then more money. I was very sad despite the packing slip in my hand. I conduct my business with a frown and then hand the maneger my packing slip. As the box is placed into my hands the frown turned upside down. On the box there were signs of my life turning around.

"Me Gusta Simple Pleasures"

"drinkNfight, A box of wonders..."

And A third on the back.

"Sweet jesus, it's all so satisfying!"

Emblazoned above each were signs whose meaning was known only to the secret clan of Reddit.

I wanted to tear into the box right then and there but I decided to make the trek back to apartment. Two minutes later I was sitting in on my couch holding a knife gained from a previous quest into the RedditGifts forest. I started to cut but then realized that this box was made for opening and had a pull tab. So I pulled the tab. My heart melted. Ill let you see the contents in some highly classified photos down below but my favorites are as follows.

A klein bag of holding filled with something I love much more then tools. Bill Bryson's Short history of nearly everything!!!! Get this book and read it 42 times! Its amazing. Crayons, for smelling of course. Who writes with them?? Not this guy. The worlds best hot sauce.(Second best if you count tiger sauce as a hot sauce) Pots and seeds to grow myself something yummy. And of course the sweet sweet bubble wrap. Ill take my time with this one.

Thank you thank you thank you!