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07/15/09(Wed)03:28 No.5166543 That was weird.



Err, anyway





>>5166511





You yell STATUS REPORT. Unfortunately your voice is so deep it makes this one guy's head explode.



Everyone else is fine though. One dude stands up, probably the captain, and says "Sir, the ship is in tip top shape, but we left the forces back on the launch pad when you commanded us to take off for the most dangerous section of the galaxy! We're just a transport ship without an army!"



Fuck



>>5166509



Okay okay, minor setback. You ask the captain who you be.



"Why, my Lord, you are the God Emperor of Mankind, you guide us through the darkness of the universe and watch over us as we fight in your name!"



That is slightly better news. God Emperor? Sounds rad. You like where this is going.

>>5166507



You ask if there are any other Emperors you can pal around with. Life as a God might get lonely



"No, o merciful lord. The only other gods that exist are the ruinous powers... erm, who we may be meeting very soon, as they all pretty much hang out in the Eye of Terror"



Another setback. Shit.



Okay, God Emperor, you say to yourself. You're about to go in the asshole of the galaxy, filled with super gods like you, but evil, with no army and a lot of ballllls.



What next?