Newbie Nitya Mehra's Baar Baar Dekho is a great-looking film. Why wouldn't it be, right? What with Sidharth Malhotra and Katrina Kaif's torsos starring as the leads. Now I don't wanna be mean or shallow, but I can't help that their abs are literally more expressive than their faces.

Having said that, they're not the real reason for the suckiness of this time-hopping saga about a girl and her douchecanoe lover. This script has less plot than an Aesop fable for seven-year-olds. Honestly, you should know you're in trouble when the best thing in your project is a promotional song about sunglasses.