Big Sandy 2019

The schedule for the Big Sandy conference was released today

Speakers include some of our favourite fundies:

And also Michelle and Jim Bob, but for whatever reason they aren’t advertised speakers.

Anyway

Between them, Gil and David cover about 50% of the welcome talk, which isn’t surprising given how involved in IBLP they both are

On Monday David gives a talk on “fruitfulness” at a student session. Which is a bit of a weird topic considering the students here start at age 12. That’s right! David Waller will be telling 12 year old girls to have as many babies as possible!!!! Super not creepy!

On Tuesday Gil talks about fatherhood, which is much more tame, thankfully

On Wednesday, surprise speaker, Michelle Duggar turns up! Giving her best dog child training tips. Everybody can have children just like the Duggars

Justin Duggar also performs with The Andregg Sisters *cue courtship speculation*

Gil’s back on Thursday, giving a non-specific message to students ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And he’s back again on Friday morning, reminding everybody that he’s a pastor as well as a tree surgeon and on reality tv.

Friday afternoon, our surprise speaker, Jim Bob and Michelle make an appearance - talking about “Prayerfully Guiding the Hearts of Your Children to Jesus” and presumably away from such evils as pants, piercings and secular culture (sorry Jill!!)

And they’re back on Saturday to talk about “Making Your Home a Ministry Centre” presumably by allowing your son to assault your daughters, covering it up and then broadcasting your kids lives on reality tv for years on end, destroying any semblance of privacy they may have had!