Before you make a deal consider :

The Devil *** rapes you with a pineapple in hell for eternity.

The faustian contract is for people who are tricked, weak natured, or need to feel validated. The truth is half the time the Devil offers you what you already have. Want a million dollars? Go invent something. What a bowl of cocaine and whores? Bad choice, but women are less self respecting every day and when the cocaine wears off your going to eventually want your soul back. When the devil is done with you, you will want to castrate yourself just to get what you sold back.

The best way to make a deal with the devil is "DON'T."

Resist the devil and He will flee. Don't go looking for EVIL.