PERSONAL DIGNITY CONSULTANT • Robert Jasper Gifford III, the dapper man himself, will pay you a visit for a personal dignity makeover and consultation. Surprised that you can buy a thing like that? (You can't. We're telling him you're selling him an island.)

Just look at that exquisite attire. Perhaps sir would like a shopping excursion? A custom piece of furniture-- walnut, cherry or maple? We're willing to get creative.

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