I like to write poems sometimes, even though I didn’t in ages. Also, I think I never posted any here. I hope you enjoy it, please note that any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.

Once upon a time a project manager

Decided to venture in a zone of danger

Little did he know was going to trigger a monster

Due to choices that none should ever foster

Because planning is not his comfort zone

He had to come to deal with me like Al’ Capone

So that I deploy things with care for the ram,

And have them all set and done before 12 am

So there I went after eating some sweet and sour

With no idea on how the hell I’ll save the hour

Simply diving in the project “à la bite et au couteau “

Hoping we were careful with our tests and big O.

Let DJ Khaled provide beats for my theme music

Keyboard clacking, things working, it’s almost magic

Configuring this, merging that, surprise, here’s Murphy

Go away, I don’t have time for such a lack of empathy

Sneaky issues jumping in like the body snatchers

I had to unleash a monster so that I can bury those naggers

But you bastard insist on providing me company

Of rage, the monstrous herald you made me, oh irony

Behold people! For that the animal I have become

Will send you straight to the skirts of your mom

Then you will get confused and wonder “what have I done?”

Too late, the end is near, for now my lock is gone.

Murphy tried to reign like the Lord of Castamere.

But now the rains weep on his walls, and not a soul to hear.

It did take quite long to dispose of that rude enemy

Still I wiped out issues and bugs at once with a fierce envy

Oh manager, you didn’t have to summon that vanguard

Hear me out, planning ahead cannot be this hard

So that next time we can work with quiet and ease

And not wreak havoc next time there is a release

Hope you will survive that monster’s next rampage

When looking for heroes again we open the cage

Let God preserves us or its return shall be gruesome

But now I locked it back, sit down, you’re welcome