First:

Hey I want you to come slide in my DMs @KimKardashian — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014

Don’t we all? But then:

Oh I didn’t know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it from the fan’s tweet… have a nice day — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014

OK, fair enough. Gotta respect Mr. West.

But then:

I must go on another break peace — Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 16, 2014

NOOOOOOOO.

Never change, Joel.

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