(My girlfriend’s sister thinks she can do better than me, and regularly tries to get her to find someone else. One of her arguments is that I didn’t do romantic things.)

My Girlfriend: “Hey, so what are we doing tonight?”

Me: “Well, I thought we go for dinner and maybe walk around the beach?”

My Girlfriend: “But that means I’d have to put pants on and that honestly seems like a hassle.”

Me: “Okay, then! Plan 2! We go to our favorite burger place, come home, and play video games in our underwear!”

My Girlfriend: “Best. Plan. Ever.”

(We have been going out now for almost 2 years. Her sister doesn’t bother her anymore.)