I really need to drag my telescope out some day. That’s the line I’ve been saying to myself for ahhh… like, fifteen years? Damn. I think I’ve used the thing exactly once in that time, not long after I got it, before promptly shoving it in my bottom dresser drawer, where I assume it remains. Obviously it’s all the internet’s fault. Stupid thing’s always distracting me with its sea of irrelevant bullshit. It’s a curse upon us all… But, never mind all that, here’s a comic!