>>> IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON, BUT THE GOOD TIMES FR ENDING, BECAUSE WHAT MATTERS MOST ISN'T GOOD, IT'S WHAT'S TRENDING. THIS YOUNGER GENERATION WITH THEIR EYES AND EARS GLUED, WHAT IS TRENDING TO THEM IS TRENDERS ON YOUTUBE, AND COMMENTS ON COMMENTATORS, AND PLAYING XBOX WITH OTHERS, AND ALL THE FAMILY IS SCATTERED AND THE LIVING ROOM'S LYING. BECAUSE IT WASN'T THE OUTDOORS OR CHURCH OR EVEN TRIPS TO GO SKI, WHAT BROUGHT FAMILIES TOGETHER MOST WAS A GOOD OLD TV. NOW WE JUST WATCH THINGS BY OURSELF AND TWEET WHAT WE SAW, AND IF YOU GET CALLED OUT -- >> I'M NOT A GRANDPA. >> THE MORE CONNECTED WE GET, THE MORE ALONE WE BECOME. IF YOU ARE NOT CHANGED LIKE I DO, AND FEEL THE SAME GLOOM, THEN FOLLOW THIS, #SAVETHELIVINGROOM. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> IT'S KIND OF GOOD. >> REALLY? >> HAVING IT LIKE THIS. >> WELL, IT'S GOT TO BE PERFECT. WE'RE TRENDING WELL, BUT WE NEED TO ATTRACT MORE FOLLOWERS OF

GOOD OLD FAMILY VALUES. >> KYLE, BILL COSBY IS HERE TO SEE YOU? >> BILL COSBY? >> YES. >> IS HERE TO SEE ME? >> YES. >> COMING DOWN THE STAIRS -- >> HELLO. >> HELLO, SON. YOUR SAVE THE LIVING ROOM IS GETTING A LOT OF ATTENTION, AND WE THINK IT'S GREAT. >> WE? >> I AM PART OF A EPIC SPECIAL THAT WILL AIR THIS WEEKEND. IT'S A SHAME HOW FAMILIES DON'T GATHER IN THE LIVING ROOM LIKE THEY USED TO, AND A BIG HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS. >> THAT'S AWESOME. >> THE PRODUCERS SAW HOW MUCH YOUR HASH TAG WAS TRENDING. >> I WOULD LOVE TO. >> I WILL TELL THEM YOU ARE ON BOARD. WE HAVE TO DO IT QUICKLY. >> NO PROBLEM. >> THIS HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS GOING TO BRING FAMILIES TOGETHER AGAIN, SON. >> THANKS, MR. COSBY. >> HAPPY HOLIDAYS. >> MR. MARSH, FOR GIVE ME IF I

SAY YOUR STORY SOUNDS A LITTLE FAR FETCHED. YOU ARE SAYING THESE PEOPLE THAT WANT YOU KILLED ARE ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCERS? >> YES, THEY MADE A COPY OF ME AND DON'T WANT ME AROUND ANY MORE. THEY NEED A FAMOUS ARTIST -- >> WHO IS THE FAMOUS ARTIST? >> ME. I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I AM LORD. >> YOU MEAN THE GIRL THAT JUST SHOWED HER ASS ON JIMMY FALLON. >> NO, THAT WAS A COPY OF ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE UP TO, BUT THEY HAVE DARKER PLANS. DETECTIVE HARRIS, SIR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM. >> WHAT SIT, ADAMS. >> WE ARRESTED A BLACK MAN SNOOPING AROUND THE ESTATE. >> DID YOU CHOKE HIM? >> YES. >> DID YOU SHOOT HIM? >> YES. >> SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? >> HE APPEARS TO BE JUST A HA HOLOGRAM, SIR. >> WE HAVE TO STOP HIM? >> ARE YOU SURE THAT HOLOGRAM IS

BLACK? >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> THEY PICKED UP MY HASH TAG. THEY SAID MY HASH TAG WAS AWESOME AND WANTED TO PROMOTE IT. >> THAT'S A LITTLE STRANGE, ISN'T IT? >> IT'S GREAT, JUST WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDS RIGHT NOW. >> FROM THE PRODUCERS OF WOMEN OF ROCK LIVE AND THE ROCKEFELLER TREE LIGHTING CEREMONY, IT'S THE HOLIDAY EVENT OF THE SEASON, WITH AL PACHINO, AND J.J. WATTS, AND MILEY CYRUS, AND HOLOGRAM OF ELVIS PRESLEY, AND LORD, FIRST LADY, MICHELLE OBAMA. AND PETER PAN. >> I AM FLYING. >> AND FEATURING LIVE COMMENTARY. >> DIDN'T SEE YOU DUDE? >> SOMETHING FOR EVERY GENERATION TO BRING FAMILIES TOGETHER. >> PLEASE, TUNE IN AND HELP GET AMERICAS BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM. >> IT'S ALL MAGICAL, AND IT'S THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS GO [ BLEEP ] YOURSELF HOLIDAY SPECIAL. >> NOW WE'RE TALKING. >> THAT SON OF A BITCH. >> THAT SELF PROMOTING ASS HOLE. >> WHY WOULD HE DO THIS? >> BECAUSE HE IS AN IDIOT.

>> LOOKS LIKE WE ARE IN THE PRODUC PRODUCER'S OFFICE IN LOS ANGELES MA'AM. >> SO FAR THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS TRENDING FINE, BUT IT APPEARS THE MICHAEL JACKSON HOLOGRAM IS THE MOST HEAVILY TWEETED. >> WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HOLOGRAM IS? >> NOT YET, BUT TAUPAC IS CLOSE TO HUNTING HIM DOWN. >> THIS HAS TO BE THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL TO END-ALL HOLIDAY SPECIALS. >> I KNOW YOU BROUGHT THE YOUTUBE COMMENTATOR IN, AND NOW HE IS TELLING US WHAT THE SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED. >> I AM SURE THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS GO [ BLEEP ] YOURSELF HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS NOT GOOD. >> IT'S NOT GOOD, IT'S [ BLEEP ] AWESOME. >> I THINK YOU ARE GIVING THE KID TOO MUCH POWER. >> I CAN HEAR YOU. >> WE ARE TRYING TO FIND ENTERTAINMENT THAT UNITES THE YOUNG WITH THE OLD. >> SEE THAT, BLUMKIN' CATCHERS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? I AM GOING TO GIVE HIM ALL THE POWER HE NEEDS. >> GREAT, GREAT. >> WHAT ABOUT THIS, SIR?

HE IS NOT A NATIVE AMERICAN, THAT'S OBVIOUS. >> I WILL PUT IT IN THE REPORT. >> WE HAVE TO PROVE THAT HOLOGRAM IS A LIGHT-SKINNED BLACK GUY. >> IT'S ME, LORD. >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? WHAT ARE THE PRODUCERS TRYING TO DO? >> THEY HAVE LIVE TWEETING AND IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST IGNORANT HOLIDAY SPECIAL EVER. >> A HOLIDAY SPECIAL! OH, MY GOD. >> IT'S DIRECTED AT CHILDREN. WE HAVE TO STOP THEM. >> HOW ABOUT WE SAY HE IS A MIXED RACE. >> AS LONG AS ADAMS ONLY CHOKED THE BLACK SIDE, WE'RE OKAY. >> I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MEANT A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. CAN YOU HELP ME STOP THEM? >> WE HAVE TO REACH THE CHILDREN, IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE. >> I LOVE CHILDREN JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO. WE WILL HAVE TO DO IT TOGETHER. >> THAT WAS A CIVIL SUIT, AND THERE IS NO EVIDENCE. IGNORA IGNORANT. >> KYLE, YOUR HASH TAG IS REALLY TRENDING. I SAW THE COMMERCIAL. >> THEY TOOK MY HASH TAG AND RAPED IT. WHERE IS HE? >> YOU ARE NO LONGER TO WATCH THE GUY. I WILL NOT HAVE HIM INVADING MY LIVING ROOM. >> OLD PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY, AND THEY DON'T GET IT, AND THEY SMELL LIKE SOAP. >> WE ARE NOT OLD PEOPLE. YOU ARE JUST INTO LAME AND SR VULGAR CRAP. >> SO WE ARE AGREEING THE HALL

GR HOLLOW GRAM IS BLACK, SO IF HE IS BLACK, THEN HOW COME WE COULDN'T CHOKE HIM? >> CAN I HELP YOU? >> EXCUSE ME. CAN I HELP YOU? SIR? A BLACK GUY WALKED INTO THE POLICE STATION. >> UH-HUH. >> WELL, A BLACK GUY WALKED INTO THE POLICE STATION. >> LISTEN TO THIS ONE. START OVER. WHAT IS THE SETUP? >> THERE'S A BLACK GUY, HE WALKED INTO THE POLICE STATION? >> I THINK I HEARD, BUT GO AHEAD. >> WE SAID, WHO FREEZE. >> NO, A BLACK GUY LITERALLY WALKED INTO THE POLICE STATION. >> OH, IT'S A NEW ONE. >> OH, SHIT, LOOK OUT. IT'S A BLACK GUY. CHOKE HIM. SHOOT HIM AND THEN CHOKE HIM. GUNSHO >> HE IS HEAR TO KILL US!

>>> COME AND OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW! >> LOOK AT KYLE, HE GOT PISSED OFF. >> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? >> WHAT DOES IT LOOKS LIKE? I AM TRENDING, KYLE. MORE THAN EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. >> TALK TO ME FACE-TO-FACE. OPEN THE DOOR. >> HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW I AM HERE IN MY ROOM? >> BECAUSE YOU JUST SAID, HERE IN MY ROOM. I AM AFRAID I CAN'T LET THERE BE ANY DISTRACTIONS. YOU WILL FIND MY DOOR HAS BEEN SEALED WITH THE DRYWALL SCREWS. >> WE HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHOW. LORD IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND CORRUPT GIRLS EVERYWHERE. >> HOW DOES THAT MATTER? >> BECAUSE LORD IS MY DAD, ALL RIGHT! LORD IS MY DAD. >> WHAT? >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, STAN? >> HE DOES IT WITH ALL THE COMPUTER AND PROCESSORS, AND HE GOT DISCOVERED ON THE INTERNET. HE IS LIKE THE PUNY, AND HE STARTED TRENDING, AND I THOUGHT HE LEARNED HIS LESSON, BUT IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T CARE. >> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME, STAN? I WOULD HAVE HELPED. >> IT ALL SEEMED SO STUPID. >> I WILL CALL THE PRODUCERS OF THE SHOW. THEY WILL HELP YOU FIND YOUR

DAD. >> SEE IF IT STARTED. >> WE DON'T USE THIS THING ANYMORE. IT HAS NOT STARTED YET. SHARON, GET ON YOUR COMPUTER UPSTAIRS, AND MR. JACKSON, YOU CAN TAKE THE ONE IN MY SON'S ROOM. WE HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH. >> RANDY, WHAT ABOUT SHELLY? >> OH, MY GOD. >> WHO IS SHELLY? THAT'S IGNORANT. >> SHE IS MY DAUGHTER. I HAVE TO TELL HER THE TRUTH. >> HOW CAN YOU TELL HER THE SINGER SHE IDOLIZED HAS BEEN YOU. >> ONE STEP AT A TIME. I AM LORD. NOBODY KNEW BUT YOUR BROTHER, AND MY MOTHER AND MICHAEL JACKSON'S HOLOGRAM IS HERE AND WE WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

LOVE YOU. THAT WAS HARD. >> RANDY, IT STARTED. >> NOW, DOLLY MADISON PRESENTS THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS GO [ BLEEP ] YOUR HOLIDAY SPECIAL. NOW, LIVE VIA HOLOGRAM, IT'S KURT COBAIN. ♪♪ OUT JUMPS GOOD OLD SANTA CLAUS ♪ ♪ DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH LOTS OF TOYS ♪ ♪ ALL FOR THE LITTLE ONES, GIRLS AND BOYS ♪ ♪ HO, HO, HO, YEAH, WHO WOULDN'T GO, OH, UP ON THE HOUSE TOP, CLICKITY CLICK ♪♪

>> THAT SHOULD GET COMMENTS. >> HUE THE HASH TAG. HOW ARE WE TRENDING? >> 64% AND STUDY. >> 64%, SIR? >> EXCELLENT. I AM ABOUT TO DEAL WITH THE LAST ORDER OF BUSINESS NOW. >> THANKS FOR SEEING US, SIR. MY FRIEND IS WORRIED ABOUT HIS DAD? >> THANK YOU, IF YOU HAD NOT HAVE CALLED I WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT I KNOW NOW. >> IF I COULD TALK TO HIM REAL QUICK, I HAVE TO STOP HIM FROM MAKING AN ASS OF HIMSELF. >> I GOT YOUR SON, LORD. YOU DON'T COOPERATE, AND HE DIES. >> STANLEY! YOU LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS. >> RANDY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> HE HAS STAN. JUST STAY HERE WITH MICHAEL JACKSON. SHIT! ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. WE BELIEVE THIS IS WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE. THEY ARE HOLOGRAMS, SO WE CAN'T CHOKE OR SHOOT THEM. >> THERE'S A NEW TREND, HASH TAG, #WECANNOTCHOKEBLACKPEOPLE. >> THERE'S TWO BLACK MEN IN THE UPSTAIRS OF THE HOUSE. ONE GUY IS THREATENING THE OTHER ONE. >> YEAH. >> MITCH, TWO GUYS IN THE UPSTAIRS OF THE HOUSE, ONE IS THREATENING THE OTHER ONE.

GO AHEAD. NOW, TOGETHER AT LAST, IGGY AND ELVIS PRESLEY. ♪♪ HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS ♪ ♪ >> OH, A WIG. >> THAT'S INCREDIBLE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN TRENDING LIKE THIS. >> WE ARE TRENDING WELL? >> WE ARE BARELY TRENDING AT ALL. BUT #IHATECARTMANBROADS. IT'S AT 90% AND CLIMBING.

>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. >> HOW CAN YOU BE WILLING TO KILL PEOPLE FOR A HOLIDAY SPECIAL? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? >> IT'S FIVE YEARS AGO THAT I BECAME A GRANDPA. AT FIRST IT WAS WONDERFUL. I WANTED TO SHOW MY GRANDSON EVERYTHING, AND TEACH HIM ALL ABOUT THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS, AND ONE DAY I ASKED HIM, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY. YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID TO ME? HE SAID, [ INAUDIBLE ]. I HAD NO IDEA, SO I LOOKED IT UP AND IT WAS A GAMER FROM SWEDEN, AND HE THOUGHT HE WAS A GOD. AND EVERY TIME I TRIED TO IMPRESS HIM, HE WOULD SAY, MEU, TO ME. WE CAN MAKE THEM APPRECIATE REAL ENTERTAINMENT. >> DUDE, YOU ARE SUCH A GRANDPA. >> I AM NOT A GRANDPA!

WELL I GUESS IT'S TIME TO LEAVE ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S SNOWING OUT THERE ♪ I NEED TO GET HOME ♪ BUT ITS SNOWING OUT THERE ♪ I REALLY SHOULD GO ♪ WHAT IS THE HURRY ♪ WHAT IS IN THE DRINK ♪ >> THIS IS THE HOTTEST HOLIDAY SPECIAL I HAVE EVER SEEN? >> MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN IT OFF? >> THIS IS THANKSGIVING. >> WHAT THE HECK? THIS DAMN TV. >> YES, MANY PEOPLE ARE CALLING ABOUT THE WINDOW. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. HAVE I ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS IN A TIMELY MANNER? >> LOOKED LIKE WE REACHED CUSTOMER SERVICE, AND NOW WE CAN TRULY BE EVERYWHERE. >> THIS IS NOT PART OF THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL. WHAT ARE THEY DOING? >> TRENDING MORE THAN WE EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. >> YEAH, WITH EVERY PASSING SECOND I BECOME MORE POWERFUL.

>> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, GO AHEAD. SO THEN THE FIRST BLACK GUY SAID TO THE SECOND BLACK GUY, DON'T SHOOT ME, I'M ON YOUR SIDE. >> OKAY. HOLD ON. >> AND THEN THE TATTOOED BLACK GUY SAYS TO HIM, I AIN'T GOING TO KILL YOU MAN, LET'S GO AND CAP THAT WHITEY PRODUCER. >> HAPPY HOLIDAYS, EVERYONE. ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. >> YOU ARE RUINING THE SHOW? >> OF COURSE I AM. THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU. THIS IS ABOUT CARTMAN, BRO. >> I AM SO CONFUSED. >> SHUT HIM DOWN. >> I AM TRENDING SO MUCH THAT SOON I WILL REACH TRANSENDANCE.

>> I AM BECOMING TRANSGENDER. NOW THEY WILL HAVE TO GIVE ME MY OWN BATHROOM. >> THIS IS NOT WHAT I HIRED YOU FOR. I CONTROL TALENT! >> THAT'S THE IGNORANT MAN. >> THIS IS CRAZY, AND EVERYBODY IS WATCHING EVERYTHING. >> EVERYONE IS WATCHING EVERYTHING. IKE, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I AM SORRY, I HAVE BEEN A GRANDPA, AND I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS YOU WERE INTO, AND I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THE SAME STUFF I DID. I HAVE TO ACCEPT YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OWN THINGS. I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO WATCH HIM, AND I JUST WANT TO BE A FAMILY AGAIN. >> I FEEL BAD FOR THE LITTLE GUY. >> THERE'S NOTHING SADDER THAN AN OLD MAN CRYING. MAYBE WE SHOULD HELP? >> YEAH. >> OKAY. >> HELP? HOW CAN YOU HELP? >> IT'S THE HOLIDAY SEASON. WE JUST NEED TO GET EVERYBODY TO BELIEVE AGAIN? >> YEAH, SOMEBODY CAN COME AND CHANGE ALL THIS. YOU KNOW WHO. >> REALLY? THAT'S WHAT YOU GUYS WOULD DO? >> OF COURSE, WE JUST NEED TO GET EVERYONE TO BELIEVE IN HIM. HE WILL ALWAYS COME AND HELP. #WEBELIEVEINYOU. >> OH, MY GOD, YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT. EVERYONE, GET A NEW TREND GOING, FAST, #WEBELIEVEINYOU. >> WE BELIEVE IN YOU, THE CAUSE. >> YOU, TOO, RIGHT NOW, #WEBELIEVEINYOU. WE HAVE TO MAKE HIM APPEAR.

>> WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT IS THAT? >> HOW IS IT GOING, BRO? >> WHAT THE HELL. >> I GUESS THERE IS A FAT KID TRYING TO BE ME, SO CHECK IT OUT. >> GET OUT OF HERE. EVERYBODY TWEET NOW, IF YOU WANT TO GET -- >> THIS SHOW IS GETTING KIND OF BORING. LET'S CHANGE IT UP TO SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT. >> CHANGE YOUR SUPPORT TO -- >> I KNOW, LET'S PLAY CALL OF DUTY. THIS IS MORE LIKE IT. >> WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! >> THAT LITTLE FAT KID IS GETTING ANNOYING. LET'S GET RID OF HIM. >> OH, YEAH, WAY BETTER, BRO. THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN SWEDEN.