A collection of the most famous quotes by politicians about sex, sex scandals, and other affairs of state.

Sex Quotes Made by Politicians

"If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache."

-President John Kennedy "They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing." -Sen. Ted Kennedy "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

-President George W. Bush

"Dan would rather play golf than have sex any day." -Marilyn Quayle, on Vice President Dan Quayle "Well, there was no sex for 14 days." -California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention "This attractive lady whom I had only recently been introduced to, dropped into my lap….I chose not to dump her off." -Sen. Gary Hart, referring to an encounter with Donna Rice "For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks."

-President George H.W. Bush "I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me." -President Jimmy Carter "It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is." -President Bill Clinton, during his 1998 grand jury testimony on the Monica Lewinsky affair "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." -President Bill Clinton

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