Chelsea Handler has a serious problem, y’all, and she needs our help to figure out how to fix it.

We only hope we can actually do something to help this poor oppressed woman …

Seriously?!

I have a ski goggle tan and I’m looking for tips on how to get rid of it. Does anyone know? I’m open for all options except growing my beard back. pic.twitter.com/YKVdcYDrwe — Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 27, 2019

She has ski goggle tan, people. This is not a drill.

We REPEAT, this is NOT a drill.

And who are the women in the photo with her?

Are those her maids — Dawn Windsor (@DuskTilDawwn) March 1, 2019

Meep.

People had plenty of tips for Chelsea but we’re pretty sure she won’t be using any of them anytime soon.

WOW! What a terrible dilemma ?… I haven’t been able to take a ski vacation in months… no wait years….no wait more than a decade!!! ?? Bless you heart! — ComSensRulz (@ComSensRulz) February 27, 2019

HOW WILL SHE SURVIVE?

You can move to Canada — Steven Fischer (@thstevenfischer) February 28, 2019

Awww, that’ll do it.

Could you just put the googles back on and wear them long term? — Cari (@KerlCari) February 28, 2019

This could work.

Perhaps go skiing again, this time cover the bottom half and leave the goggles at home so you can even it out? — Dina Rivera (@DinaRivera7) February 27, 2019

There ya’ go.

There were plenty of suggestions we canNOT include here (there are some twisted people on Twitter, true story).

Heh.

Sad day for all of us…? — In Defense of Democracy (@DofDemocracy) February 27, 2019

Thoughts and prayers, Chelsea.

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