In this user-submitted excerpt from Chicago, the musical, our misandrist role modelles perform the Cellblock Tango while demonstrating several kinds of men to whom the ideal solution is murder.

Ms. Andrea Twerkin’ is currently very busy with schoolwork and won’t have much time for misandry until the middle of December, after finals week is over. User submissions make running this blog much easier and less time-consuming, but I can’t promise anything.