Rap music combines poetry and rhythm far more successfully than e.e. cummings’ brave attempt to recite verse while tap-dancing. Savor the clickety-clack of syllables with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a six-line custom rap verse from Heart Raps (a $150 value).

The lyricists at Heart Raps mine raw ideas and turn them into perfectly styled raps to suit each customer’s personality. The intuitive order form prompts users to include the theme at the heart of verse, be it a love ballad, whimsical message, or reminder to buy cat food. Customers can also opt to have the rap written to accompany an instrumental track from their personal collection. Within five business days or after a visit from the Rap Fairy, patrons will find the completed rhymes and accompaniments in their email with a reference track to guide the vocal flow and pace of personal performances. Though not frequently needed, the bards at Heart Raps will happily revisit and revise lyrics one time after they've been written and sent. Click here to read a sample verse.