In case anyone was wondering how to blend in with famous people, we’ve got some tips in here. We were lucky enough to get invited to one of the VMA after parties and that’s how we (I) dressed, like an asshole. Like a hot asshole.

That’s my tip for blending in with famous people, which is a completely unnecessary skill: look like an asshole according to internet commenters. Sure, I’ve been beaked for the outfit but guess what? I know I looked good. People looked at me like “wait who is he” while I was nobody. Hats fuck, remember that forever.