(After discovering we have a tube tv in the bedroom of our airbnb)

9yo: “Goodnight! Have fun watching something in black and white!”

Me: “It’s not black and white! It’s just an old tube tv.”

10yo: “Aren’t they called ‘box tv’s’?”

Me: “What? No - they aren’t THAT old! This room has a Roku-“

9yo: “Aren’t they from the 1900’s?”

Me: “Well, yes, but that really isn’t that long ago-“

9yo: “Were you alive in the 1900’s?”