2008 Jokes

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ajaxweb20.net

Submited: 2008-04-04 12:17 [In Italian] A fake bug in Firefox

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computertaal.info

Submited: 2008-04-04 04:30 [Not In English] Site sold by the chief editor

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homeonlinegames.com

Submited: 2008-04-03 23:20 Ranked numero uno....NO 1 up fro 9000,000,000,893,032 in one day

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leighlo.com

Submited: 2008-04-03 16:31 An interview with the crowbar from Half-Life, Portal's Weighted Companion Cube, and a new piece of digital film

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ocremix.org

Submited: 2008-04-03 14:29 A Final Fantasy III ReMix album was announced, titled Echoes of Eternity. It is based on the NES version, not the recent DS remake.

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cnnentertainment.co.nr

Submited: 2008-04-03 14:22 Rapper Snoop Dogg converts to Mormonism

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ev-eon.com

Submited: 2008-04-03 13:19 Bottled carbon drink launched

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bazaarblog.com

Submited: 2008-04-03 13:14 Chuck Norris to speak at conference on Anti-Social Commerce

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oc.co.za

Submited: 2008-04-03 06:07 redirected to our main rivals carnagesa.net

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eslblogs.englishclub.com

Submited: 2008-04-03 00:37 UN To Ban ?Unnecessary? Languages

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206_bones.livejournal.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 22:31 Hostile Takeover of 206_Bones

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globalvillageidiots.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 21:44 TSA Nixes Holding Hands in Airports!

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megatonik.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 20:48 Lego Batman: The Video Game had been changed to Best-Lock Batman to save money on licensing.

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megatonik.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 20:44 Electronic Arts has finalized its purchase of Take-Two, and Take-Two's games will be undergoing a numer of significant changes.

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megatonik.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 20:41 A rumor that Guitar Hero: Fall Out Boy is going to be released. The full set list is included.

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politinks.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 20:36 THIS PAGE IS NOT AVAILABLE IN YOUR COUNTRY - President Bush extends the Patriot Act and takes down websites to 'fight terrorism'.

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stanford.scout.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 20:33 Bogus Stanford Basketball Recruiting Story

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burningman.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 20:02 New security measures at Burning Man

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mcphee.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 19:47 5 Fake Products Including Squirrel Underpants

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mrfeedback.net

Submited: 2008-04-02 19:24 Google bought my site which has only been up for 30 days.

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110mb.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 19:20 IE6 passed Acid3

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aquateencentral.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 18:17 Aqua Teen Central becomes Robot Chicken Central. Similar to last year's only tweaked... this year's includes a squished image of Gene Simmons, a YouTube video of 'Ow, My Balls.' from the film Idiocracy, and a looping mp3 of Good King Wenceslas.

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hewnandhammered.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 18:06 Ikea in hostile takeover of Stickley

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rashbre2.blogspot.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 18:01 Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Alternative Ending

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boards.gamefaqs.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 17:44 Random YouTube videos popped up, including 'It's Over 9000', 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time', and the intro to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'.

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novaljapag.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 13:40 President Bush visiting Novalja

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thecubreporter.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 13:18 Announced sponsorship deal with Motorola and individual sponsorships for each of its writers, including one writer changing his name to Wrigley Field.

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nintendoring.net

Submited: 2008-04-02 12:22 [Not In English] Date of Super Smash Bros Brawl PAL

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indoforum.org

Submited: 2008-04-02 11:45 IndoForum, an Indonesian Online Community, in collaboration with NASA has founded a new experiment to move IndoForum Server to the Top of Olympus Mons Mountain (Mars) because according to the research the new location has a natural sattelite reflector to broadcast signals to all around the world. And resulting all members could access IndoForum from any location on the Earth with a minimal speed of 54 MB/s using Wi-Fi.

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nubiana.co.uk

Submited: 2008-04-02 11:22 Mariah Carey appears in London wearing a bin liner and talks about how looks aren't important.

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realityblurred.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 11:16 Fake reality TV stories: Big Brother 10 will cast kids ages 8 to 15; Lauren Conrad will work for TMZ during The Hill's fourth season; Donald Trump invites Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to compete on Celebrity Apprentice 2; Reality show camera crews, audio engineers go on strike

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preisbock.de

Submited: 2008-04-02 10:55 [Not In English] pizza instead of multi media ads

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webhallen.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 10:43 [In Sweedish] A Swedish webshop tries to sell a new game that didn't exist (to bad, wanted to buy!). It's called Sid Meier's Kina (which means China). You'd supposed to get a AK-47 and a baton for your wiimote. Enjoy! (Maybe you can use a website translator to get the context out of this)

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svencoop.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 09:44 Sven Co-op The Movie announced

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maine.craigslist.org

Submited: 2008-04-02 08:14 A posting in Casual Encounters from a man who won the lottery

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irregularwebcomic.net

Submited: 2008-04-02 07:39 Bogus 'Cease and Desist' order from LucasFilm

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irregularwebcomic.net

Submited: 2008-04-02 07:37 Latin pun & comic swap with Legostar Galactica

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austechnews.blogspot.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 07:15 Podcast renamed to 8Bit news, and Reviews commodore 64 games and games from the early 1990's

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1computercare.co.uk

Submited: 2008-04-02 06:16 Graphics card olfactory circuit on a separate daughter board

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itskeptic.org

Submited: 2008-04-02 06:14 NASA employ ITIL to provide fully automated lights-out IT operations for all future space missions

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kelseyinfo.co.uk

Submited: 2008-04-02 06:11 Chickens wearing jock straps that mark eggs

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hereward.co.uk

Submited: 2008-04-02 05:48 ufo sighting - hereward fm even got fake callers in to say about a ufo

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deejay.blog.hr

Submited: 2008-04-02 04:36 Google Has Acquired 'DeeJay Blog' (website related to everything important in Electronic Dance Music, Entertainment World and Information Technology).

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BVEstation.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 03:49 'Super Route Tuesday' advertises over a dozen add-ons to be released for BVE, a free train simulator.

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fundromeda.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 03:16 Angelina Jolie has given birth to black twins

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moddb.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 02:25 Love is in the air - it is time to shake up 2008 and embrace creativity. Mod DB wants to help you developers lead the charge and has launched a new pink love hearts site theme.

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tribune.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 02:17 Company changed it's name to ZellCoMediaEnterprises Inc., added a slideshow of puppies, a debt-o-meter, tipjar and bogus text to its homepage, making fun of itself and other companies. It also issued a fake press release about selling naming rights to its headquarters and its newspapers going paperless (willy wonka style).

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homestarrunner.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 02:14 This cartoon was released on March 31, but the next day, an easter egg was added leading to a secret YouTube video. At the end, click the disk box to receive a code - this is the YouTube URL code for a secret bonus video, viewable at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uSyK2RdlUY

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projectafter.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 01:46 Front page news item announced a fake partnership between the site and J-List (jlist.com).

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Pnosis.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 01:34 (at The Eye, there.) Two hypnotists take over the world's pixel factory and hold the world's pixel supply for a billion trillion dollars ransom.

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coh.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 01:19 Game upgrade will remove all sounds off your hard drive to save you space and replace them with visual sounds in the game

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neowin.net

Submited: 2008-04-02 00:46 No longer blue-ray support on PS3s

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sanjuanems.org

Submited: 2008-04-02 00:39 Old School EMS

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guravehaato.info

Submited: 2008-04-02 00:38 [In Portuguese] A lot of Brazilian blogger posted about 'Feed-se', a magazine about blogs, that should be sould in a 'traditional' way

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ipcga.org

Submited: 2008-04-02 00:18 Blackbird gaming PC banned from competition for being 'too bloody powerful'

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ff7citadel.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 00:15 Site themed in honor of a very minor Final Fantasy VII character, the Shinra Manager

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gametrailers.com

Submited: 2008-04-02 00:14 Assassins Gear Solid 4 video

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forum.weed.co.za

Submited: 2008-04-02 00:03 [Need to log in] Marijuana legalised in south africa

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hogwarts-experience.heavenforum.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 23:59 One of the moderators took over the site with help of the Admin's husband. He took away her power on the site along with some other people's. He changed the sites name from the Hogwarts-Experience to the Raistlin Experience. Also he created a thread for his take over.

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goal.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 23:57 England Replace Expelled Spain At Euro 2008

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urbandead.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 23:47 When you sign on there is a list of alerts as though it were Facebook

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ksot.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 23:34 The 'GameFAQs Boards Secondary FAQ' was changed to the 'Animal Crossing Secondary FAQ'.

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bobmccarty.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 23:23 No such technology exists...yet.

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z10.invisionfree.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 23:20 The Administrators pretended to ban everyone on the site and pretended that they closed it down

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metatalk.metafilter.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 23:09 Background colors of each Metafilter sub site gradually change and cycle through a spectrum causing users much confusion.

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bullyscomics.blogspot.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 23:04 Blog was taken over by Evil Bully, Bully's evil twin from another universe

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bitstrips.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 23:00 3 week old DIY comics site bought by Microsoft. User made comic strips replaced with Vista advertorials.

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blogs.columbiatribune.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 22:58 Ralph Wiggum declares for Missouri governor

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encyclopediaofarkansas.net

Submited: 2008-04-01 22:52 Encyclopedia of Arkansas clowns around

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hulu.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 22:38 The TV show 'Vanish' vanished from the website

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ravelry.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 22:28 All user avatars in the forums were given different types of hats.

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vgmaps.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 22:19 The Legend Of Zelda: Oracle Of Hours is mapped (supposedly the companion game to Oracle Of Ages and Oracle Of Seasons), but it's not a real game, and is based on a cancelled game.

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boards.theforce.net

Submited: 2008-04-01 22:13 On a primarily Star Wars forum, there has been a creation of a new forum dedicated to Pancakes and Waffles.

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blog.patyuen.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 22:12 False advice for new models

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food.gofrolic.org

Submited: 2008-04-01 22:10 Bees Found! Colony Collapse Disorder Actually a Protest of Conditions, Colonialism, and Monarchy

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youtube.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 22:06 Played on Live TV a Fake News report on New zealands TV3 about Jenkum (getting high from shit!)

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mrcopilot.blogspot.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:45 Microsoft thinks its high time some quality open source games are released noting a significant hole in the Linux Gaming market. 'We see it as a great opportunity to introduce Linux users to Microsoft products.'

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rotaryone.org

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:42 News release stating that the Rotary Club was to be bought by Kiwania International for $2 per share.

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madmattsarmory.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:34 Medieval Armorer now has Grande Assiette

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shoptravelgossip.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:18 Adnan Released Britney Spears Sex Tape

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instantz.net

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:10 Website being hacked and replaced some content of the page (removed anime list, removed J-drama list, changed donation goal to 1 million, etc)

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waffles.fm

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:08 Private hard to get in Bittorent site allows sign ups but then redirects them to YouTube Rick Rolled

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npr.org

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:04 NPR ran an enthusiastically positive review of the fictional composer 'Simon Fluegel' and his one note compisition, 'B-flat'.

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dethklan.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:02 Dethklan was today sold to China for an unenclosed amount. China now has submitted to the news a video to announce the sale. Video: (rickroll)

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1337games.ipbfree.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:01 This board has been hacked by Anonomous,

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freewebs.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 21:00 turned into a fake Google with all the links forwarding to the real website, which all the the links started with the letter X.

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rootthisbox.org

Submited: 2008-04-01 20:59 Did a joke with hackthissite.org - ebsites changed their sites to make users thing that they had been hacked, by adding a false PHP system() execution.

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streetprices.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 20:58 Paper version of our price comparison services, delivered to your door every half hour.

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mail.gnome.org

Submited: 2008-04-01 20:56 The announcement of the GNOME Epiphany (browser) dropping support for the Gecko (layout engine) backend and supporting only WebKit

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sonic.libsyn.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 20:55 The Sonic Society played a fake show called Pony Talez before launching into their real episode. The end credits were then interrupted by a Rickroll.

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spearhat.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 20:54 Bogus product reviewed on the Twit.tv podcast

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ketnet.be

Submited: 2008-04-01 20:53 [Not in English] The Flemish childrens' television station Ketnet announced that two of their presenters, Kristien Maes and Kobe Van Herwegen, were to marry.

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everquest.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 20:52 [In Game Only] All the in-game characters are a different race (and sometimes gender).

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redwall.wikia.com

Submited: 2008-04-01 20:49 he Redwall Wiki became the 'Loamhedge Wiki'