A universally beloved, spiritual figure has emerged among us: OG Anunoby. More than a versatile forward for the Toronto Raptors, OG’s off-court behaviour consistently astounds his followers.

The Church of OG was established in order to record and make sense of OG’s magnificence. All are welcome, but those who wish to join must follow the 7 commandments of Anunoby that are listed below.

Be Calm in Big Moments

When OG accomplished his lifelong dream of being drafted he celebrated with no emotion, a handshake and a reluctant side-hug. The only possible explanation for this behavior is that the prophetic OG saw this moment in a vision long before it happened.

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Although we cannot all have this omniscient power, we must do our best to stay cool under pressure and side-hug those that we love.

Fear Cottage Cheese

In a Raptors’ halloween themed video OG was challenged to list things people are afraid of. Alongside interesting picks such as fish and hamsters, he highlights the true horror that is cottage cheese

Well. . .someone had to say it. Fuck cottage cheese! Definitely the spookiest of all the cheeses, cottage cheese is the work of the devil and should be banned from all schools.

Dance Freely

OG has a relatively reserved demeanour most of the time. But we are sometimes fortunate enough to see him move his body in ways that astound and amaze us.

He dances when he warms up for the game:

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He dances and sings with his besties:

And, he always has time for dancing with the ladies:

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Dancing is a non optional activity within the church.

Share Your Love

OG is kind. Could he steal your girlfriend if he wanted to? Of course. But, instead he uses his limitless power to advocate for cooperative and innovative romantic practices.

We would all be lucky to share our boyfriend or girlfriend with OG. A mandatory part of our religious practice is to send OG an instagram DM inviting him into your love life.

Dress Quirkily

OG has a transcendent style that we must always try to model. So wear your short shorts and crocs;

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do this to your hair;

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and get on the plane with your satchel on your chest, your coat around your elbows and your pink backpack in your hand.

Remind Your Friends How Important you Are

On Danny Green’s birthday, OG gave Danny the ultimate gift: he reminded Danny that his own birthday was right around the corner. The most important thing that we can do for our friends is to not let them forget how important we are.

Love Guy Fieri

In a Players Tribune interview OG said that if he could be anyone else in the world he would be Guy Fieri. Fascinating! I suppose all of our lives would be a bit brighter if we spent more time in flavour town.

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I like to think that when OG gets home after a game he watches the Food Network for hours in full uniform.

Many questions arise when basking in the glory of OG, the answers to which merely bringing about more questions. Ultimately, there is only one question that is constructive to the church: what did we do to deserve him?

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