CZAR: Behold the future of education--virtual reality! With these systems we can convert every building on campus to dorms and have five or six professors teach all of our courses!



HOBO: But we do more than deliver canned lectures! I can't teach a thousand students at once!

BEARD: If it were that easy you would have replaced us a long time ago with videos!



RICK: Professor, what are we doing today?

BEARD: Watching a video.



