Original Air date: March 23rd, 2020

Caption: Vegas knows how to handle its' pandemics...

Running time: 1:22

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt invents a parody of Paul's hit song titled "Long Social Distance." Jacob brings up the current setup at Little Darlin's of a drive through strip club. The hosts share their opinions and experiences with Little Darlin's.

The hosts talk about the pollen situation in Las Vegas. This lead to Matt having to take his kid to the Pulmonologist.

Matt also took a trip to the liquor store and might have passed near a possible COVID-19 carrier.

A Fake Commercial for towels not during grape season.

Matt brings up the idea that there is a dam of money waiting to be spent.

Paul suggested doing yoga but settled for a stretching video. He failed to sit criss-cross-apple-sauce.

The hosts talk about licking their fingers to get dog poop bags open.

A Fake Commercial for soda salad.

The talk some more about what a post-COVID-19 Vegas will look like. Paul recommends a Chuck Wendig novel called "the wanderers"

Jacob tells a story about cutting a tree down in his front yard.

Scoopmail Edit

No scoopmail was read on this episode.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

Artesanal Wood Scoop sends in a catastrophe Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit