When Lucas Lloyd begins his freshman year at a prestigious Midwestern university, he still has respect for rules. He has never drank, smoked, or gotten anywhere worth mentioning with a girl. But his innocence has left him feeling entirely out of place in his debaucherous new surroundings. He stumbles through his college years, drunkenly grasping for an understanding of his place in the world. Wasted Words is an honest portrayal of undergrad life in the early 2000s. Anyone who's ever imbibed on campus is sure to get drunk off its prose.