Dare you to make that picture your desktop background.

Because the world is rapidly coming to an end, this is Twinkle Tush, a bejeweled butthole cover for cats (previously: this dog version). Twinkle Tushes cost $6 and any remaining dignity you and your cat may have. Listen -- I hate looking at pet asses as much as the next guy who makes his dog wear shorts, but I'm not sure how I feel about this besides queasy. Besides, isn't it going to get crap on it? Could you imagine catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror while you're standing over the bathroom sink washing cat shit off a piece of butthole jewelry? That is rock bottom.

Keep going for a video, complete with Twinkle Tush music jingle because I'm leaving the planet tonight, goodbye.

Thanks to Lydia, who reminded me why I'm going to get a fish tank instead of a cat.