Credits: Massive thanks to /u/ShippingMammals for writing advice and /u/redman404 for motivation, and /u/TakeMyKnot for the name logo. Photo was randomly found in Google Images.

"Hummmmmmm…" Yax meditates by himself in his pitch-black room, which is covered both in thick, velvety curtains… and in his body odor.

"Hummmmmmm…? What was that, man?" Yax asks himself.

Yax felt light-headed as if he's entered into a state of trance. He hears a voice not with his ears, but with his heart.

"Okay…" Yax mutters to himself.

"All right… I'll go and tell Nangi, man." Yax says to the air as he stands up and walks to the door.

Yax steps outside into the courtyard. He approaches the elephant yoga teacher Nangi, who is in the middle of a class session and she is currently in the crane pose.

"Hello, Yax. I am teaching a class right now. You are desecrating my chakra and my students' chakra. Talk to me later." Nangi tells Yax with a voice filled with disappointment and annoyance.

"But, Nangi, I heard it, man… I really heard it… It told me to… to return everything back to normal a-and bring us back from destruction." Yax mumbles to the naked elephant.

"What are you talking about, Yax?" Nangi asks with a stern face, awaiting Yax's lunatic mumbo-jumbo to end.

"I heard… the voice of nature… man." Yax says as Nangi's eyes open wide, as if she was in disbelief.

"The voice of nature… You've achieved enlightenment and… it chose… you? Follow me, we must talk in private." Nangi whispers to Yax. The other yogi students return to a standing position and stare at the two, with faces of confusion.

"I-I am very sorry, my students, but I have some business to attend to… class is dismissed." Nangi apologizes as she hears a plethora of groans from her yoga students as they walk away.

Nangi and Yax walk back into Yax's room and Nangi closes the door.