The truth about the Jamaican Honey Bee Squirrel



Hi readers,

I hope you enjoy the new episode. As of late, I've gotten a lot of

questions about the JBS, and I hope I can answer some below.

Is there really such a thing as the Jamaican Honey Bee Squirrel?

Yes, he does exist. Descended from a great white choc-o-dile, he

mates by entering the hatchery with a stolen keycard. He is

supposedly able to blind his enemies by wish alone. His belly is made

of grass. A notorious lazybones, he watches tv but does not know it

is not real.



Can I order one?

No, I'm afraid they're protected by my insecure love.

Can I find one in the wild?

Chances are slim. In 1986, a JBS crashed his corvette into a

supermarket in northern California. Subsequently, he was recovered

from the curb weeping in to his pack of cigarettes, but soon slipped

the bread ties EMS jury-rigged as crude restraints, and made his way

to a rope of gauze, ultimately escaping on the back of a pigeon.



What is the JBS's sexual orientation?

The JBSs host communal "love-ins" or "hippie-style" inversion

throw-back jamfests, in which it's been rumored, anything goes.

How does the JBS taste?

They taste delicious.