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Of course my Sachi joke was too late and Jasper and Salmika beat me to it.

When I make a Sachi joke too late

00:00 - 00:03 You've been on a roll at /r/swordartonline.

00:04 - 00:05 You've made comments about fishing, glopping

00:05 - 00:07 ... and even created ZeHaffen's anti-harem army.

00:08 - 00:12 You've gone to even further lengths as to even summon a mod to the salt mine

00:12 - 00:15 known as /r/NASCAR, confusing DarthMewtwo.

00:17 - 00:19 Well then maybe I can a Straight Outta Somewhere

00:19 - 00:21 this time with Sachi, like the prick I am.

00:24 - 00:26 Zappa...

00:27 - 00:28 KingJasper651...

00:31 - 00:33 KingJasper651 beat you to the Sachi jokes.

00:34 - 00:36 Anyone who is a /r/swordartonline regular, lurker, or mod...

00:53 - 00:58 Please leave.

01:13 - 01:15 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

01:15 - 01:17 I'VE BEEN BEAT TO IT?!

01:18 - 01:23 NEXT THING YOU'LL BE SAYING IS THAT I'VE BEEN BEAT TO THE YUUKI JOKES

01:25 - 01:28 THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME, WHEN I WATCHED ASADA-SAN ATTACKED

01:29 - 01:31 ONLY TO GET A MILD ERECTION FROM IT!

01:31 - 01:34 WHAT'S NEXT, SOMEONE ELSE ALSO BEAT ME TO THE SACHI JOKES?

01:34 - 01:37 I'M ALWAYS LATE TO THESE JOKES

01:37 - 01:40 BECAUSE I STARTED WATCHING SAO MUCH LATER THAN EVERYONE!

01:40 - 01:42 Zappa, even Salmika beat you to the jokes, as did

01:42 - 01:46 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE HITLER WANNABES!

01:46 - 01:48 But Zappa, those jokes are outdated now!

01:48 - 01:52 IT DOESN'T MATTER, I THINK THEY'RE FUNNY.

01:53 - 01:54 EVEN THE STRAIGHT OUTTA SOMEWHERE!

01:56 - 01:57 Next thing you'll tell me

01:57 - 02:00 is that Klein is not actually best girl

02:00 - 02:03 and that it was Kiriko all along!

02:04 - 02:08 OR YOU'LL EVEN TELL ME THAT TIFFANY IS BEST GIRL

02:08 - 02:13 OR THUNDER LION OR CHOCOLATE AXE OR WHATEVER

02:14 - 02:16 WHEN WE KNEW ALL ALONG IT WAS EUGEO WHO WAS BEST GIRL

02:17 - 02:21 OR EVEN THAT KURADEEL GUY FOR ALL WE KNOW

02:27 - 02:29 Or it could even be Argo.

02:30 - 02:34 Or even that guy who was a girl for all I cared.

02:34 - 02:36 But to tell me that my joke was outdated

02:41 - 02:42 that is just uncalled for.

02:43 - 02:47 I even had it planned for weeks but couldn't post it in time!

02:48 - 02:53 Even the Straight Outta Somewhere joke was old!

02:54 - 02:56 And I had made that joke weeks ago.

02:56 - 02:59 By posting goddamn song lyrics from Kirito's point of view!

03:00 - 03:02 I could've MADE that joke, but didn't!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, we all know Jasper is the one who started this mess.

03:14 - 03:16 Guys, if you could bring me those pictures of Sinon's ass...

03:19 - 03:23 I'd appreciate it at this point.

03:25 - 03:26 Thanks.

03:31 - 03:33 Only her ass could save me at this point.

03:40 - 03:46 I should've made that joke while I still could, when the movie was just out.

03:46 - 03:49 But I just had to arrive late.