I was in my city’s environmental office the other day and spotted a table covered with marine animals. Obviously, marine life belongs in the ocean, not on a table in a government office allegedly tasked with protecting them. So, I had to ask about it.

I was very pleased to hear that everything on this table had been confiscated, and that the perpetrators had been prosecuted.

I suggested that they publicize the heck out of this to discourage other would-be perpetrators.