If Rush Limbaugh were found with kiddie porn and/or dismembered tranny hookers in his trunk

Excuses:

Liberals framed him! Obama framed him!

He was collecting evidence to hunt down and capture pedophiles in his free time.

He had a moment of weakness but God has forgiven him so we should too.

If Sean Hannity was videoed in a Klan robe masturbating to a picture of a Jim Crow era lynching

Excuses:

The Klan robe was a costume for Halloween next year, he was inspecting his penis for cancer, while studying history.

He had a moment of weakness but God has forgiven him so we should too.

If Ann Coulter was caught (literally) in bed with John McCain and Sarah Palin

Excuses:

They were up late working out a plan for the for the future of the GOP and for America, and when they were done they decided to pray by the bed, being exhausted they just climbed in together. The thermostat was too high so in their sleep they removed their clothing. The 18-inch strap-on must have been left in the hotel-room by a previous guest.

They had a moment of weakness but God has forgiven them so we should too.

Michael Savage videoed giving glory-hole blow-jobs to homeless black and Mexican men at a gay adult book-store

He was doing research. Really in-depth research.

The sodomites have infected his mind with some kind of gay-virus. But he is cured now

They had a moment of weakness but God has forgiven them so we should too.

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December 16, 2008

Categories: politics, Survival in America . Tags:Conservative politics, hypocrisy, politics . Author: ratchet70

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