A couple weeks ago I received something known as a "Life Straw". Not only will this item save my life when the apocalypse comes, it is already saving the lives of countless people in places where clean water is hard to come by. This is a superb gift.

But wait, there's more.

Only tonight as my lady friend and I got back from seeing the post-apocalyptic thriller, "Snowpiercer," there is a mysterious package in our mailbox... Contained was something not only relevant to this themed secret Santa, but something relvant to me personally: A Jeep brand multi-tool!

Truly, dearly, from the bottom of my heart, this is a fantastic secret Santa and I thank you!