Busy Hating!

By Anonymous, March 8, 2017

This poem is making rounds on Chinese social media as execrable protests against South Korea over THAAD deployment continue across the country. Enjoy. – The Editors

In the morning I hate America

After lunchtime I hate Korea

In the evening, I hate the Japanese

I have to squeeze in hate for Singapore and the Taiwanese

Then at night when I dream

I hate on Vietnam and the Philippines

On Monday I oppose Korea

On Tuesday, Japan

On Wednesday, it’s the Americans

On Thursday I oppose the independence of Taiwan

Friday, that of Hong Kong

Come Saturday, against independence in Tibet is what I am

On the Sabbath, it’s that of Uyghurs in Xinjiang

My life is so wonderful and rich

Of everything else, I have no time to think or bitch

Translated by China Change.