Wow, two fucking posts in ONE day?

Well, given that the previous one was a digital drug, I think I have to ground myself with this one.

Guess What? I Am So Fucking Angry Today

And instead of doing something productive to calm down, like going for a walk, I will drink MORE coffee and I will sit in my uncomfortable chair, write and just burn inside.

HUUURAY!

Since when people become so annoying? Maybe it's the fact that I got so little sleep last night (and I saw a dream where the devil was talking to me), but everyone seems extra stupid and animalish today.

There are too many cars driving, too many kids screaming, too many grannys bitching, too many bitches yapping.

Right now, outside there're two fucking kids screaming Daaady, daaaady, daaaady, as their father, poor bastard, is leaving the house.

Besides the uncomfortable flashbacks I am experiencing, the mere noise makes wanna go outside and yell that their mother is a whore for letting them scream like fucking retards while she's doing her nails. Fucking bimbo.

Meanwhile, a bunch of grannies are talking simultaneously to each other, in different balconies. And ALL they do is bitch about everything and everyone. I gotta say, there's no group of people more entitled than the elder women, who no longer seek social approval.

And there's the appartment below...

These people can't stop moving in and out of the appartment. And they have the bad habit of talking in the hallway. What's up with that? They just stand in the door and talk for 20 minutes, sometimes even MORE!

I am coming off like a grumpy old man, right about now. And I don't really care.

I was writing (not here, for a job. Cha CHING! ya know?) and these fuckers didn't stop talking, 4 pm in the afternoon. I went out to grab some MOOOORE coffee and I purposely took the stairs.

"Yooo, what are we talking about? Are you locked outside or what? Do you need help?". I didn't even stop, to make it clear I was joking.

Magnifique!!!

Haven't heard them since.

Worst part is I can be equally annoying now that I think about it.

Having friends on the balcony late at night, talking on the phone at 6 am, police coming and knocking down the entrance (that's a story for another time lol) etc.

I should probably go out tonight, lest I go on a killing spree.

- Thatredbeardguy

P.S- Ommph...Ok I feel better now. I think I am ready to interact with the real people again, without risking going to jail. How was your day... fuckers?

Read those, before the day ends and the midnight consumes you: