Love = carbs. (Picture: Doritos Ketchup Roses)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that nothing says love quite like carbs.

So this Valentine’s Day, we know what we’re hoping for from our secret admirers (who totally exist): a big ol’ bouquet of Doritos roses.

Yep, they’re a real thing. Clusters of Doritos dyed romantically red with ketchup flavoured seasoning, attached to twelve long stems.

Sadly, as with all great food-related things in life, the Doritos bouquet is only available across the pond, and only those that live in Canada will be able to have the greatest gift of all delivered to their loved one.


So much better than flowers. (Picture: Doritos)

But here’s the good news: Doritos has a handy guide to make your own on their website.

How to make your own Doritos bouquet Get a bag of Doritos (preferably ketchip flavoured) and twelve fake roses

Find five triangular Doritos

Find a couple of curled up Doritos

Pull the petals off the fake roses, and place your curled Doritos chips in the centre of your ‘rose’

Grab some glue (or, as we recommend, melted cheese) and stick your triangular chips around the curled centre, pointy side down

Repeat twelve times.

Their version isn’t edible, as it involves glue, so we’d recommend sticking together the crunchy petals with melted cheese. Or chocolate, if you’re into a salty, sweet vibe.



Then you can go crazy. Fill your whole house with vases, filled with Dorito bouquets. Eat them all. Have the best Valentine’s day of all time.

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