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Well, there's this teacher, and she's giving a lesson about religion.

And at the end of the lesson she says:

"Now, children, I just talked to you about all the pleasures of paradise.

So, raise your hand if you'd like to go there."

And all of the children in the room raise their right hands, except little Peter.

And the teacher is a bit surprized, and she asks:

"Now, Peter – why wouldn't you like to go to paradise?"

And little Peter cries a bit and, still a bit teary-eyed, says:

"I would like to go. But my mom said that after school I'd have to go straight back home."