Put on my Woo Pig shoes and

I boarded the plane

Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues

To Beat the Hell out of Kansas State

The spirit of Frank Broyles

Won’t you look down over me

This ain’t quite the bowl we wanted

But then again, we started 1 and 3.

So let’s go Bowling in Memphis

Bowling with our feet ten feet off of Beale

Bowling in Memphis

Not really sure how i’m s’posed to feel?

Nov 27, 2015; Fayetteville, AR, USA; Arkansas Razorbacks quarterback Brandon Allen (10) looks to pass during the second quarter against the Missouri Tigers at Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Nelson Chenault-USA TODAY Sports

I saw the ghost of Tusk II on Union Avenue

Watched him cheer the Hogs through Overtime

As Tejada’s kick sailed right through.

Now, Bielema did not see him

He was focused on his boo.

Cause there’s a pretty little thing

Waiting on Bert

And he’ll be hopping on her soon.

Because we’re Bowling in Memphis

It was the closest game so it made sense

Bowling in Memphis

Those purple Wildcats don’t stand a chance.

Now they’ve got catfish on the table.

They’ve got gospel in the air

And Reverend Nutt, be glad to HEP you

When you haven’t got a prayer

But Bert, you got a Game in Memphis

Now, Snyder and Bret, they go

way back to his coordinator days

And no one likes to beat down

the grampa of the NCAA.

Score a couple touchdowns

and when victory’s in sight

He’ll say “Bret, are you going to call off the dogs?”

And He’ll say, Bill, I am tonight!”

Bowling in Memphis

Bowling with my feet ten feet off of Beale

Bowling in Memphis

Not really sure how I’m s’posed to feel?

But hell! We’re Bowling in Memphis!

Time to win again in Tennessee

Bowling in Memphis!

It’s exactly where we’re s’posed to be.

Put on my Woo Pig shoes and I

Boarded the plane

Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues

To beat the hell outta Kansas State

Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues

To kitty punch them boys from Kansas State.