1. Anyone who says, “If you think it’s hard with one, wait until you have two!”

2. The person who says “You’re going to let him get that?” when your son wants a flower painted on his face.

3. Ditto to the person who says “Are you sure she wouldn’t prefer to be a princess?” when your daughter wants a Batman costume for Halloween.

4. The jerk who says “Put it away!” when you breastfeed in public.

5. But also the asshole who tells the bottle-feeding parent that “breastfed babies are smarter!”

6. The passenger on a plane who yells “Shut that kid up!” when you’re trying like hell to stop them from crying.