Transcript

(mellow music)

The reason you're confused is you have a tendency

to watch the black card.

Now you should totally ignore the black card.

It's very important,

if you're ever gonna play this game for money,

to ignore the black card, (audience laughs)

and simply concentrate on the red card.

I know this may sound hard to you

if you're playing the game,

but it's fine.

All right, let me show you how this works.

Now here are two black cards,

and here's the red card.

Let me do this again.

Remember, black, red, black.

I'll do this once more, red.

Where's the red card?

Want me to guess?

Sure. (Audience laughs)

Right here.

I was doing this for Elizabeth,

but you just happen to,

yeah, I happen to be right.

All right, let me do this once more.

Wanna put some money on this one?

Well, I don't,

Put some money on it.

What the heck.

Well, let me, let me,

[Woman] Want my five dollars?

I'll put 50 bucks. All right, all right.

Woo! That's all?

50 dollars, oh! 50 bucks?

Okay, 51. Okay!

(audience laughs)

Now you're talking.

All right, I'll do this quickly then.

I mean I'm not gonna do it as slow as I did before.

Remember, here's a red card,

Do it as fast as you want. Here's a red card.

As fast as I want? Yeah.

All right, it's gonna be fast.

Where is it?

This one.

Is this what,

are you looking at this corner?

Yep. Yeah, that's what I figured.

And that's a good way to get the $50 dollars back.

(Audience laughs)

(piano music)