PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CLAMORING FOR A GOOD HULK-ARTICLE ARCHIVE.

AND RIGHTLY SO.

HULK KNOW THIS COULD BE EASILY REMEDIED BY REDOING THE SITE, BUT TO BE BLUNTLY HONEST, HULK DOESN’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW (HULK BARELY HAS ENOUGH TIME TO BUY UN-HULKED SHIRTS). AND BETTER YET, HULK LIKES THE BY-SUBJECT FORMAT OF ORGANIZATION BELOW SO MUCH BETTER THAN CHRONOLOGICAL LISTING.

HULK WILL UPDATE EVER MONTH OR SO.

HERE WE GO:

PRACTICAL “FILM SCHOOL”

SCREENWRITING 101 – TWO GIANT TOMES ON SCREENWRITING (VOLUME I AND VOLUME II) – HULK HOPE THIS SUPER USEFUL.

ACTING 101 – EASILY THE MOST MISUNDERSTOOD AND POORLY-DISCUSSED FEATURE OF FILMMAKING

HULK EXPLAIN ACTION SCENES! (WITH TOM TOWNEND!) – DAY 1, DAY 2, DAY 3 – A GIANT WRITE UP ON HOW TO APPROACH ACTION IN CINEMA AS “VISUAL STORYTELLING” AND NOT “CHAOS CINEMA”

THE MYTH OF 3 ACT STRUCTURE – THE MOST COMMON APPROACH TO STORYTELLING IS, QUITE FRANKLY, A TERRIBLE APPROACH.

HULK EXPLAINS WHY WE SHOULD QUIT IT WITH HERO JOURNEY SHIT – SERIOUSLY IT’S TIME FOR A MORATORIUM

HULK VS. THE JOHN CARTER SCRIPT – WHILE THIS TECHNICALLY AN EVALUATION ON ONE FILM, IT MORE ABOUT THE PROBLEMS OF STORYTELLING VS. DRAMA

CONCEPTUAL FILM THINKING!



NEVER HATE A MOVIE: OR HOW QUENTIN TARANTINO GOT HULK TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMBS

WHY YOU LOVE MOVIES – JUST WHAT IT SAYS

TANGIBLE DETAILS AND THE NATURE OF CRITICISM – EVALUATION ABOUT SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE AND BUILDING THE KNOWLEDGE, JUST LIKE ANYTHING MORE CONCRETE.

HULK VS. THE TWILIGHT HOUR OF FILM – FILM IS DYING. WE SHOULD MOURN AND REVERE. NOT BICKER.

SERIOUS(ISH) CRITICISM

HULK VS. THE GENIUS OF MULHOLLAND DRIVE – DAVID LYNCH A BRILLIANT FILMMAKER!

THE HULK ON MARK RUFFALO’S HULK – A PIECE FOR THE NEW YORKER!

HULK VS. FIGHT CLUB (AND THE WORK OF DAVID FINCHER?)

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT ABOUT BATMAN? – A MEDITATION ON FAN MOTIVATIONS

HULK VS. THE GIRLS CRITICISM

HULK AND THE CINEMA OF EDGAR WRIGHT – A HISTORY

HULK VS. TWILIGHT – WHY IT’S WAY WORSE THAN YOU THINK (BUT STILL OKAY)

HULK VS. THE CHURCH OF SOUTH PARK

HULK VS. THE WAR ON QUIRK

HULK FINALLY READY TO POINT ON THE DOLL AND SHOW WHERE THE LOST FINALE TOUCHED HULK

HULK WATCHED EAT, PRAY, LOVE FOR YOU ASSHOLES.

“WHY IT WORKS” – MOVIE EVALUATIONS (OR NON-REVIEWS)

THE AVENGERS IS A JOSS WHEDON MOVIE – (THAT’S A GOOD THING)

22 SHORT THOUGHTS ABOUT MARGARET – IT’S A MASTERPIECE

WHAT 50/50 MEANS TO HULK – MOVIES ARE PERSONAL FOLKS

HULK VS. THE TWO HUGOS – THE PROBLEMS OF PROPULSION

THE ENDING IS THE CONCEIT – JAMES GUNN’S “SUPER” AND THE ART OF DISPLACEMENT

PEGGY CARTER – WHY CAPTAIN AMERICA WORKS

HULK VS. THE HULK MOVIES – AN XMAS PRESENT NON-MIRACLE!

THE AVENGERS SIT OUTSIDE A MOVIE THEATER AND TALK ABOUT “THOR”

ATTACK THE BLOCK IS A FLAT OUT MASTERPIECE

WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH DR. WHO

WHY CONTAGION WORKS

SUPER 8 – GOOD ENOUGH THAT HULK WISH IT WAS BETTER

COWBOYS AND ALIENS AND TERRIBLE SCREENPLAYS

SXSW RESPONSE: WHY BOYS SHOULD LIKE “GIRLS”

SXSW RESPONSE: THE RAID AND THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MARTIAL ARTS CINEMA

SXSW RESPONSE: SXSW AND THE ONGOING PROBLEMS OF FOUND FOOTAGE

SXSW RESPONSE: GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE DANGERS OF DIDACTICISM

SXSW RESPONSE: COMPLIANCE AND THE TRUE STORY COMPLEX

DRIVE – WHY NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT IS OKAY

A DANGEROUS METHOD, DRY COMEDY, AND THE PROBLEMS OF ADORING CRONENBERG

WHY HULK LIKED MACGRUBER BETTER THAN BLUE VALENTINE

HULK SAW MIRANDA JULY’S “FUTURE”

HULK’S MOVIE WEEKEND: TREE OF LIFE AND KUNG FU PANDA 2

HULK REVIEW “SOMEWHERE” FOR YOU

COST OF LIVING AND THE STATE OF SHORT FILMS

VIDEO GAMES

HULK VS. THE BATSHIT EVOLUTION OF THE MODERN WARFARE SERIES – VIDEO GAME SEMIOTIC/ART TALK!

GODDAMMIT VIDEO GAMES, THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF ARKHAM CITY IS LOTS OF FUN, BUT SUPER-DUPER SEXIST

HULK VS. ARKHAM CITY – ROUND 2: BITCHES BE TRIPPIN’!

HULK PLAYED L.A. NOIRE

BOOKS

EXACTLY WHY A FEAST FOR CROWS IS A TERRIBLE WASTE OF 1,000 PAGES

WHY A DANCE WITH DRAGONS IS BOTH A VAST IMPROVEMENT AND YET UTTER PROOF THE BOOKS WILL NEVER BE GOOD AGAIN

MUSIC

WHAT THE FUCK REALLY HAPPENED TO WEEZER?

FILMCRITHULK-CENTRIC STUFF

YES INTERNET, THERE IS A FILM CRIT HULK

HULK VS. THE WHOLE VULTURE THINGY

HULK’S TOP 15 MOVIES OF 2010

HULK REVEALS THE MONDO HULK POSTER!

HULK INTERVIEWED BY SXSW

HULK DOES THE FAMOUS “12 QUESTIONS” INTERVIEW

HULK ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS – PART 1

HULK ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS – PART 2

HULK ON FACEBOOK AND STUFF

“HULK’S FAVORITE MOVIES” SERIES

PUTNEY SWOPE – THE GREATEST FUCK YOU MOVIE OF ALL TIME

HAPPY GO LUCKY – THIS MOVIE SAYS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS EVER.

SUPERCOP – WHAT IS NOT GREAT ABOUT THIS MOVIE?

FUN/SILLY STUFF

HULK WATCHED TRANSFORMERS 2 FOR YOU ASSHOLES (MINUTE BY MINUTE ACCOUNT)

THE 13 MOST INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT KATY PERRY’S “LAST FRIDAY NIGHT” VIDEO AND YES HULK SERIOUS

FILM CRIT HULK SHORT CUTS

WON’T YOU MEET THE MUPPETS?

5 REASONS YOU SHOULD SEE BRIDESMAIDS

HULK VS. THE BOND MOVIES: DR. NO, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, GOLDFINGER, THUNDERBALL, YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE… THE SERIES WASN’T FINISHED : /

GREEN LANTERN “REVIEWS” 1, 2

MOST IMPORTANT CINEMA QUESTION EVER: CAN YOU WATCH MOVIES WHILE DRUNK?

THINGS HULK THINKS ABOUT WHEN THERE IS NO POWER

THE DO-DECA PENTATHLON TRAILER

OUR DAILY TRAILER: DEATH TRAP

OUR DAILY TRAILER: THE THIN RED LINE

HULK SHARES: PORTAL PEEPS

HULK’S 5 FAVORITE THINGS ON YOUTUBE

CULTURE/RANDOM STUFF

POST MODERNISM… NOT A THING

POST MODERNISM… STILL NOT A THING! (A RESPONSE TO SAM STRANGE)

RYAN DUNN’S DEATH: THE INEVITABLE GOAL OF JACKASS

WHY HULK GO TO THE MOVIES – AS IN OUT TO THE MOVIES

HULK’S TAKE ON THE NATURE OF BOX-OFFICE

THANKS UNIVERSE, HULK NOW REPULSED BY STAR WARS

WHY CELEBRITIES GET MARRIED

HULK YOU-GOOGLE-A-GIZES: THEO ANGELOPOULOS

HULK ONE QUESTION INTERVIEW: PATTON OSWALT

A NOTE TO THEATER OWNERS/MOVIE-GOERS REGARDING SOUND

HULK PRESENTS: IT’S NOT JUST WHO BUT WHEN – RITA HAYWORTH (1941)

3 CRITICS HULK THINK YOU SHOULD READING

JOHN SINGLTON DIRECTED ABDUCTION? AND WHAT IS THIS SAYING?

WHY CHARLIE SHEEN PULLED A BIGGER HEIST THAN THE ONE IN OCEAN’S 11

TV! – COMMUNITY

YOU ARE OUT OF FUCKING EXCUSES. HULK COMMAND YOU TO WATCH COMMUNITY… RIGHT NOW!

COMMUNITY QUICK TAKE: “REMEDIAL CHAOS THEORY”

HULK’S OPEN LETTER TO NBC EXECUTIVES – WHY COMMUNITY MATTERS

TV! – DOWNTON ABBEY

DOWNTON ABBEY AND THE PECULIAR GLORY OF BRITISH DRAMA (ALL ABOUT SERIES I)

HULK VS. DOWNTON ABBEY – SERIES II

EPISODE # – 2.03

EPISODE # – 2.06

TV! – MAD MEN EPISODIC WRITE UPS

EPISODE 5.03 “TEA LEAVES”

EPISODE 5.05 “SIGNAL 30”

EPISODE 5.07 “AT THE CODFISH BALL”

EPISODE 5.09 “DARK SHADOWS”

EPISODE 5.11 “THE OTHER WOMAN”

PODCAST APPEARANCES



HULK PLAY WITH THE INDOOR KIDS – AND ASKS ARE VIDEO GAMES ART?

SILVERTONGUE UK ONLINE – SOUND IN MOVIES

SILVERTONGUE UK ONLINE – OSCAR TALK

THE GOLDEN BRIEFCASE – PROPAGANDA FILMS AND BELLFLOWER TALK