themadqueenmab:

Do you ever wonder about all the huge things Ford missed on Earth? Follow up, do you ever wonder how he’d react to finding them out? Because I totally do.

“Why are we talking so much about the Middle East? What about the Soviets?”

“Funny story there.”

“This map is all wrong. They have Germany as one country.”

“About that…”



“Our current president is who now?”

Ford doesn’t know anything about anything past 1982. As far as he’s concerned, we’re still in the Cold War. Just imagine all the comedy potential here.