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01:44 pm - ANONCON FALL 2011!

Welcome to ANONCON FALL 2011!





Got a confession? Have a secret? An embarrassing phobia? Well, you can type it all out here. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post more than once if you'd like.



The basic rules:



Post anonymously.



Post honestly.



Be tasteful.



Post about yourself. Don't point out or humiliate others.



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From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 05:48 am (UTC) Cupcakes, anyone? (Link) As usual, I will be baking lots of goodies for everyone! Take a break, have a cupcake: vegancookiemonster[at]gmail[dot]com



Study hard! ♥ Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 06:04 am (UTC) Re: not first (Link) Is it too early to begin asking for nudes and/or hottest gsi? Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 06:02 am (UTC) Anoncon Advert (Link) STOP! Are you about to post a real secret, or are you about to post inane bullshit that you've been flooding facebook with publically all semester? Check this handy cheat sheet to find out what a real secret is:





INANE BULLSHIT:



• "I've fallen for this person living on my floor, but alas, I can never tell them for potentially interesting reasons that I won't list here..."



• "HOTTEST CZARS! GO!"



• "Hi, I'm a troll with inflammatory and reactionary opinions about Occupy Cal, Humanities Majors, and the sex lives of gay men. Argue with me!"



• "LAWL IS ANYONE ELSE AT FSM THAT'S SO CRAZY LAWL"



• "I'm not a co-oper, and it really hurts my feelings to see so many posts about co-ops here, so instead of confronting my own loneliness and jealousy, I'm going to lash out at you with crude stereotypes!"



• "LAWL I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING BUT I'M ON ANONCON LAWL"



• "LAWL [NAME] GET OFF OF ANONCON AND STUDY LAWL"



• "I'm a straight dude, any girls want to hook up in the stacks?"



• "I'm a troll pretending to be a straight girl, any gullible straight dudes wanna hook up in the stacks?"



• "WAAAAH I can't handle the asian at my schoooooool!"



• "WAAAAH I can't handle being asian at my schoooooool!"





INTERESTING BUT VAGUE SECRET EXAMPLES:



• I'm really sexually aroused by X, but I haven't even HEARD of a fetish like this, and I'm afraid to bring it up to my significant other.



• None of my friends know I'm actually an undocumented student.



• I cheated on every single one of my chem quizzes, set the curve, and caused at least three people to fail who would have otherwise passed.



• Dear boyfriend: I know you've been using my vibrator. I don't know how to bring it up, but I wish you'd at least have the courtesy to CLEAN IT after you use it. My cooch does NOT smell like this.



• I have an orgasm every day that I ride my bike down the incredibly bumpy hill to class.



• I felt more sad about the pets dying in the Telegraph/Haste fire than I did about the people who lost their homes. I feel really guilty...



• I pimped out my surreptitious ferret (illegal in California!) to pay for my extra-strength study drugs (meth, specifically) but I ended up masturbating for 48 hours to the kinky porn film I starred in with my brother when I was 16.



Have fun! Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 06:05 am (UTC) Re: Anoncon Advert (Link) Have you been working on this for awhile? I will heed your warnings. Amazing. Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 06:04 am (UTC) (Link) So who accidentally shit their pants this semester? Time to fess up. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 06:07 am (UTC) (Link) I did. I blamed the smell on the disabled kid next to me, and then shuffled to the bathroom after class. Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 06:19 am (UTC) (Link) I accidentally drunk texted my gsi nudes...

and he sent me one back! Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 06:38 am (UTC) (Link) you are a guy and he is a guy. amirite? Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 06:35 am (UTC) Anonymous confession (Link) I handcuffed and choked a girl out this semester 10 years younger than me two weeks ago. I spanked her until she cried then held her while she sniffled. I wiped her tears. I'm 28 and she's 18. I don't know how to feel about it. It was my first time for all of it. I looked myself in the mirror after and didn't know who I was. I wasn't really turned on, but I wasn't turned off. We didn't have sex that night but she was really into it. I didn't do anything she didn't want-- she directed the whole show but was turned on that I went through with it. I want to do it again, but I also just want a blow job and some vanilla sex. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 07:15 am (UTC) Re: Anonymous confession (Link) Doing kinky stuff doesn't mean that you will never have vanilla sex again. And when doing the kinky things, both you and your partner should remember the importance of aftercare, for both of you.

BDSM is about pushing emotional limits, and it will makes waves in the relationship and how you see yourself, the important thing is to make sure it makes the right waves. If you need her to reassure you after that she really was into it: ask for it. Communication is huge in this kind of thing.

Also, be really careful about choking. It is something that is really easy to get out of hand with and is extreme play. Safe words don't work because if she needs to use it chances are she can't talk. You are in charge of making sure that things don't get out of hand. Honestly, it may be better to talk to her and figure out how to give her what she wants without the specific choking aspect because of how dangerous choking is. Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 07:55 am (UTC) photos (Link) Not a major confession, but I've secretly taken photos of all the girls in my section who I think are attractive. I go home and put them in a secret folder on my computer and scroll through them. I think I have a problem, but I think it's because I will be forever alone and this is the closest I can get to being able to stare at a girl without facing consequences. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 08:04 am (UTC) Re: photos (Link) The first page has BDSM, first, gsi talk and now a troll. Perfect. Its going to be a great anon con. Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 08:08 am (UTC) Warning for future law students / these are my confessions (Link) WARNING: Grammar nerds may find the following list insufferable. Read at your own discretion.



- Finals in law school suck. hard. no anoncon. no drinking (unless you're an alc, of which there are many here). no fun.



- If you enter with a significant other, they will demand increasing attention as your free time dwindles. it sucks.



- If you think the east coast might be cool (assuming you like the bay area) ... WRONG. it sucks. NYC might be ok though.



- Oh, and dorms are still a blessing / curse. dorm -> classroom 3 minutes. People will hook up. you will run into everyone, even when you don't want to.



- PEOPLE ARE AWKWARD AS FUCK. i've never met so many awkward, yet sexually forward and adulterous people here. there is at least one female who stuffs her panties in her mouth to muffle her moans. maybe she thinks that's sexy. i think it's fucking unhygienic.



- Law school isn't as hard as they say it is. at least coming from berkeley. i really think berkeley trained me well. well enough to not get caught up in the general state of frenzied stress that just sits in the air at all times here. then again, i'm on anoncon. not studying. we'll see how this goes. really i just don't give a fuck. trust, i want to study and practice law, but i don't give a fuck about exams.



- the hardest part about law school is having feelings for a new friend that is not my partner. and we live in the same city. really it's a question of safety, love and comfort v. chemistry. rational me wants love, marriage, and this long term relationship. irrational me, wants to go back to having fun and freely flirting with guys, namely this guy. really i just want to fuck / date this guy.



- however, said dilemma is not really a dilemma, because it's finals, i've lost every ounce of my libido, and there's no way i'm shaking my life up at this point just because the guy i sit next to, study with, and party with is a great dancer, likes A fish called wanda, and listens to lana del rey & common. fuck.



- my emotional deviance aside, the 'Law school relationship curse' at least at this point, seems untrue. i've only known 3 relationships to end since the semester began, and at least 5 relationships have started, both between students and not



- final point: if you are an emotional, creative, head in the clouds kind of person, law school will drain you, not of your creativity, but of your desire to do ANYTHING BUT DRINK. really, it's not intellectually difficult work, just draining. but whatever.



- final final point: berkeley remains a beautiful memory. cherish berkeley, fight for berkeley, drink for berkeley. go bears. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 08:56 am (UTC) Re: Warning for future law students / these are my confessions (Link) You forgot to say how long winded and pointless the law profession really is. And how if you show them a bar chart they will be impressed. Its just a bunch of repressed catholic school chicks ready to lift their skirts and willing dudes who love anal sex as an act of dominance. Of course if you are even remotely sensitive you are going to get chewed up and spit out.



Bless you for getting out alive with some sanity. Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 08:49 am (UTC) (Link) Before okcupid, I rarely hooked up with anyone, and generally considered myself unnattractive. Over the years, I had come to terms with it, and felt more or less comfortable in my own skin.



Now, after okcupid, I feel like a poly prince. I'm semi-seeing or seriously-seeing half a dozen people, my phone is constantly ringing, and I have to struggle to keep an earlier promise to myself not too hook up with more than one person per day. I don't lie about it, I just...



This isn't making me nearly as happy as I had imagined. I'm still in love with my primary partner of 2+ years, but all of this extra attention isn't filling the holes I thought it would. I think I just needed to know that I COULD live like this if I wanted. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 08:53 am (UTC) (Link) Im right there with you brother. Thats why I'm hitting refresh on anon con every 5 seconds. When are the offers for sex going to start. Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 09:20 am (UTC) (Link) In my internet, this is bbs and facebook, redditers:



1. reposting images everything



2. lying to policeman



3. spit to face when talking, mouth smell bad



4. don't have money, many reddit meetups, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes



5. raping? girl because girl say reddit boy no thanks, very ugly and fat



6. very smell of cheetos eating by hicks



7. very smell of body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?



redditer=monkey same Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 09:30 am (UTC) Seriously, I'm a GSI (Link) and I dont mean this as a pervy comment, but seriously, the undergraduate girls need to learn how to sit with their legs closed in class. I've never encountered women who were so unaware that they were flashing themselves in class or anywhere.



I don't intentionally look for upskirts but relative to the rest of the world, girls here don't seem to be aware that there legs are crossed or uncrossed.



WARNING LADIES: please please please know that if you wear a short skirt, even in class, you have to act with modesty. I know you aren't doing it to tease me and it isn't sexual at all. You would probably be offended to know that I know the color of your panties. I try my best not to look but on a hot day, you can't can't make eye contact with the first row in a class because the that puts you right at eye level of the second row girls sitting with their legs open. WTF. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 10:32 am (UTC) Re: Seriously, I'm a GSI (Link) Whenever I see a graduate student confuse 'their' with 'there,' I can't help but think that perhaps there is hope for me after all. Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 11:37 am (UTC) (Link) Okay, who is that jerk who smears poop all over the Wheeler bathroom stalls? Fess up, I KNOW that's not brown ink. Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 12:57 pm (UTC) (Link) I dropped out last year, and I still feel like it's the best decision I've ever made.



But even though I'm no longer at Berkeley, OF COURSE I'm still gonna read anoncon! Reply ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link) Why did you drop out and why has it worked out so well for you? I find myself considering it more and more often. Expand) Reply ) ( Parent ) ( Thread

From: (Anonymous) Date: December 3rd, 2011 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link) I'm too FUCKING EMBARRASSED to admit I met my boyfriend online though a UC college dating website. Even in this super internet-friendly age I feel like there is a stigma. Reply ) ( Thread