So, for safety sake, I’m going to delete some of my tweets from yesterday. Given the general hilarity that ensued, I thought I’d preserve some of the threads before I do…

Prelude – ‘It’s Funny How This Feminism Is So Attractive to Men’

*BOOM*

Scene 1 – ‘Trans Ideology Does Not Exist DUH’

Scene 2 – Enter Bro The First, stage left, pursued by beard

‘Trans ideology does not exist duh but some women are born with testicles.’

‘Non-penis people calling penis-people ‘bro’ is phallocentric acadamese, but penis-people telling non-penis people that they get to define their existence is… um.’

‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but a woman is whoever says they’re a woman and anyone who disagrees is a witch.’

‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but changing the definition of woman so it includes penis-people doesn’t affect you because I’m Irish and Brexit.’

‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but I sure showed them bitches*‘

*See Also

‘Blessed be the suffering of the Bros’

Scene 3 – Enter Bro The Second, followed by administrators

‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but belief in sexual dimorphism is a biological phallusy.’

‘Trans ideology doesn’t exist duh but women only exist because forms.’

*Twitter loses its mind*

*Exit the terven, clutching their sides*

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