Syria! Where Obama’s feckless duhplomacy is doing so much good is now being helped by his Partners For Peace!

Iran is set to appoint a long-standing foreign policy insider as the country’s new ambassador to Syria according to an outlet close to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).

So who is he?

Sheikholeslam has a long history of Iranian government service after rising to prominence for his role as the person responsible for interrogating US embassy staff detained in Tehran during the 1979-1981 hostage crisis.

I’m sure he’ll be working closed with Coalit…..jeez, I’ve been practicing and I still can’t keep a straight enough face to finish that idiotic sentence.

Taiwan is siding with China in the South China Sea.

Taiwan refuses to recognize last week’s ruling in a case lodged by the Philippines in the Hague that denies China’s vast claims to the South China Sea. Taiwan, formally known as the “Republic of China” and deemed by China a renegade province, is also a claimant in the South China Sea. The maps China bases its claims on date to when Chiang Kai-shek’s Nationalists ruled China before they fled to Taiwan in 1949 after losing the Chinese civil war to Mao Zedong’s Communists.

Oh, that’s good.

China, of course, is stirring the pot too.

China will “never” stop building in the South China Sea prematurely, a top military official has vowed, despite an international ruling that its actions were illegal. The pushback came as China launched war games in waters in the strategically vital region, where diplomatic tensions are high.

And lest we forget: Poofy Stomached Maniac is a maniac! With a Poofy Stomach!

NATO increases forces near Ukraine and Crimea.

Russia increases forces near Ukraine and Crimea.

I’ve seen that movie, the ending is okay but acts I-III were not a lot of fun.

So even as America blows up, with President Won’t Both Sides Step Back? running things, the rest of the world is even more boned.

So we have the going for us.