STDs Deluxe 12-pack

What’s better than a dozen roses? A collection of a dozen microbes!

Your love of microbes will be like a waterfall. Joy and healthy happiness for all.

This deluxe 12-pack brings plenty of humor. The perfectly smart gift for Gen X, Y, Z and boomers!

STDs Deluxe 12-pack includes the following Original size (5 - 8") GIANTmicrobes:

Chlamydia

Clap (Gonorrhea)

Crabs

HIV

Egg Cell

Hepatitis

Herpes

HPV

Kissing Disease

Pox (Syphilis)

Sperm Cell

Zika

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