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"Winner": The New York Jets (4 votes)

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. For the New York Jets, those days appear to be any ending in "y."

For years, the Jets have been a festival of the bizarre. Head coaches for a day. Kissing Suzy Kolber. Tebowmania at its most fervently freakish. Some thought the recent issues could be traced to blustery head coach Rex Ryan.

Well, maybe it's in the water, because Ryan's gone but it keeps right on happening. Recently, it was a locker room fight that left starting quarterback Geno Smith with a broken jaw and on the shelf for at least six weeks.

Per Brian Costello of the New York Post:

The players said Smith and IK Enemkapli were having words over the $600 debt Smith owed the linebacker, but they were on separate sides of the locker room. One source described Smith as "taunting" Enemkpali over it. Enemkpali challenged Smith to say it to his face. Smith did and pointed his finger in Enemkpali's face, which then led to Enemkpali punching Smith and breaking his jaw.

Then the whole team looked sucker-punched in being outclassed at every level by the Lions in their preseason opener.

Of course, most people couldn't see that, because as NFL National Lead Writer Mike Tanier points out, NFL Game Pass didn't so much offer a pass to anything:

It actually worked for me, and I felt like I lived in the only house in the neighborhood with power after the tornado. We're lined up with our credit cards out to watch third-stringers commit special teams penalties, NFL: it's the least you can do to actually render the service you are offering.

The fact that NFL Preseason Live did the exact same thing last year does not inspire a lot of confidence that the NFL is going to get right on that.

Not that Jets fans want to see anyway.

Others receiving votes: Geno Smith, QB, New York Jets (2 votes); NFL Game Pass (2 votes)