Prime Ministerial briefing paper - embargo 09/05/13

ELITE

CLASS 1a ROYALTY & THE PEERAGE Because nothing ever changes at the very top

1b HM FORCES Forever hurrah for Our Boys in the military

1c BANKERS Bastards all, but so important to our economy

PRIVATE

CLASS 2a HOMESOWNERS Anyone with a second home has really made it

2b HOMEOWNERS Because an Englishman's castle is his home

2c RENTERS Only social failures and young people rent

PUBLIC

CLASS 3a STATE PENSIONERS The bedrock of our nation ( and they still vote)

3b UPPER PROFESSIONALS Judges, midwives, immigration officials, etc

3c LOWER PROFESSIONALS Teachers, nurses, social workers, librarians, etc

UNDER-

CLASS 4a STUDENTS Supposedly intelligent individuals on loans

4b FAMILIES ON BENEFITS We especially hate any with more than three kids

4c THE DISABLED They could probably get jobs if they tried

4d THE UNEMPLOYED Wastrels who need to look for work harder

4e PRISONERS Elite class members are exempt from this category