I’m betting you’ve heard of the “First World Problems” memes that float around online, as well as the derivations of them. I looked around, and do you know what? I didn’t see any “Knife Addict Problems” anywhere. I thought it would be interesting (and entertaining) to do a post on the problems knife addicts face, so take a look and add to the problems listed below. These are meant to have truth to them, but to be humorous as well. What problems do you encounter as a knife addict?

Knife Addict Problems:

All I have for food is Ramen because of my new knife

This knife is perfect , but the pocket clip has the wrong orientation

, but the pocket clip has the wrong orientation I only have room for a phone or a second knife in my other pocket

(Internal Conflict) I’m excited about my new knife, but I’m scared my wife will find out about it. I want to use it, but I also want to hide it…

I’m bored with all the knife reviews because I’ve already seen them all

I had to tape together a receipt I needed because I already did a sharpness test on it

They keep making more knives… so I have to buy more…

I can’t use the lanyard hole on my tip-down carry

Some guy asked if I got my 250-dollar knife from Walmart

It’s not socially acceptable to open and close your knife repeatedly at work

I have more knives than I have places to put them

Saying, “Oh, I thought you said you did want me to buy more knives,” isn’t flying anymore

want me to buy more knives,” isn’t flying anymore I’m running out of arm hair. And paper.

I can’t express my affinity for knife culture without getting concerned looks

Every knife is in stock except the one I want

So tell us; what problems have you encountered because of your knife addiction?

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From all of us here at Blade HQ, have a great weekend and enjoy your blades!