You will doubtless share my delight at the heartwarming news that Angelina Jolie-Pitt is to fling open the doors of her 35-room, $60million chateau in the south of France to refugees. The Jolie-Pitts have completed the $5million renovations so their grateful, deracinated guests will be able to enjoy the vineyard, the 20 fountains and the lake, not to mention the furniture specially designed by Brad.

Failing that, the refugees could be put up in some style at the Jolie-Pitt estate in Los Feliz, where they will enjoy considerable privacy because Brad bought two properties next to the house to keep ne’er-do-wells like, er, refugees, at a safe distance.