Each week, Reddit’s artist-in-residence Shitty_Watercolour will illustrate a sampling of Reddit’s best comments, handpicked from some of his favorite communities like Ask Reddit, Shower Thoughts, and more.

In this week’s feature for Upvoted, Shitty (okay, real name: Hector Janse van Rensburg) has brought to life five questions from Reddit’s Ask Reddit community, where users pose purposefully silly questions.

“You’ll need a plunger in your new house. At first I wondered why I would even need one since we never used it at all in my old house. Immediately regret not getting one when shit got real.”

— Redditor user ppetrichorE6

“Not so much ‘My parents were right’ as ‘Holy shit, that was his plan.’ I have a five-year-old and live in Texas. Mowing the lawn is a bitch in the summer heat. I’m mowing the lawn one summer and my five-year-old is peaking through the window from inside the air-conditioned house drinking a juice box.

“I think to myself, ‘Damn, I can’t wait for the boy to be old enough to do this bullshit. I should get him one of those bubble blowing lawn mowers to get him used to the idea.’

“Then it hit me. My parents had a picture of me following my dad mowing the lawn with my little toy mower. Which in retrospect is super dangerous, I’m lucky I didn’t get hit with a rock or something. The old man wasn’t trying to spend time with me, he was training his replacement.”

— Reddit user AirmanZimm

“‘You can’t fly with the eagles if you sleep with the pigeons.’ Turns out, the wrong friends really can hold you back and drag you down.”

— Reddit user DSAPEER

“Not all your friends need to be ‘forever-friends’, some people are just meant to be your friend for that particular time in your life.”

— Reddit user greasychimpanzees

“My ex-boyfriend was an asshole.”

— Reddit user zephyrya

For more, check out Shitty Watercolour Illustrates: The Archive