



Nitori Kawashiro: What do you want, Marisa?





Marisa Kirisame: You know how you are so close to Linkara that you pratically modelled yourself after him?





Nitori Kawashiro: That is a gross oversimplification of my relationship with him, but go on.





Marisa Kirisame: Well, Linkara has all sorts of robot helpers. He has Pollo, Holo-Kara, Nimue, the Cybermats...





Nitori Kawashiro: Your point being?





Marisa Kirisame: Well, ever since the reboot-





Nitori Kawashiro: What "reboot"?





Marisa Kirisame:-yeah, I know, we are not supposed to remember it. Anyway, ever since then, you lost the only robot buddy you had.





Nitori Kawashiro: I never had a "robot buddy".





Marisa Kirisame:-yeah, yeah, Myster Science Theater 3000 Mantra. Anyway, I got you a new robot buddy!





*Marisa pulls over a tarp to reveal Sweetie Bot*





Sweetie Bot: Greetings, master Nitori. I am Sweetie Bot. I am programmed to follow your commands and to generate proper responses based on humor and pop culture references when faced with the artistic likeness of my fellow equestrians that the humans that the social gathering place known as "Deviantart" generate with their artistic skills.





Nitori Kawashiro: Just fucking great...

Marisa Kirisame: Heeeeeey, Nitori...