(My boyfriend is a total guy and gear-head with scars and muscles to back it up. We are taking a shower. His hair is just long enough to play with. I am giggling as I run shampoo through his hair and create hair-dos.)

Boyfriend: “[My Name].”

Me: *forming his hair into a nerdy style* “Yeah?”

Boyfriend: “You know I’m only letting you do this because you’re naked, right?”