What happens when a white man and a white woman get together and start a love train? If you answered with anything other than a "black" baby, you're so behind the times. And a racist.

A warning to diabetic readers: this story is so rich, it'll give you gout.

Shaun King at his blackest hour.

Shaun King, an activist of the prominent, loud, destructive and obnoxious #BlackLivesMatter group is, according to his birth certificate and family heritage, whiter than a box of rice. He's whiter than Casper the Ghost. Pour some milk in your cereal this morning? Shaun King is whiter than that. If you look up into the sky today and see some puffy clouds, make sure you call them Puffy Shaun King clouds, because Shaun King is whiter than those clouds in the sky. He makes Rachael Dolezal look like the JV team.

Our friend Milo Yiannopoulos (@Nero on Twitter) broke the story over on Breitbart this morning. He's got childhood photos. He's got a birth certificate. He's got arrest records. The only thing missing is a psych report on Shaun King's switch to blackness.

Jeffery King, Shaun King's white father.

Shaun King has two white parents, which means he's as biracial as a white rose growing in a field of white roses, in a farm of white roses, planted by two white people who adore white roses. The dude is white, but thought he could pull off "blackness" by acting out some black stereotypes and claiming he was a victim of black hate crimes. How is that not racist, by the way? He shaves his head to hide his non-black hair, and uses mostly black and white photographs to further hide his whiteness. Because the media does little digging into their black victim heroes, Shaun King played black so long, he defrauded Oprah Winfrey and received a scholarship to a black college. Nice guy.

This guy literally lied in order to steal money from black people. Is there anything more "white privilege" than a white guy acting like a black man to steal from real black people?

On the white side, wasn't little Shauny just the cutest?

Also, this is the second person in the last two months to fake being black in order to game the system. If being white is such a privilege, if it's such a "leg up," why aren't black people banging down the door to fake their birth certificates and race? Why do so many white people see "being black" as such an advantage? Could it be that maybe being a race-baiting, professional black victim is, like, super profitable? Just a thought.

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