3/5/2015

I have eaten here 3 times exactly, once I got one of those coffees with the design (sloppy), next I grabbed a nanimo bar and a coffee and most recently I had an Italian chocolate soda. Each time was worse than the last.



The coffee was bitter the first time and watery the second time. I think they measure using carob beans or some shit because their consistency and accuracy is 1800s.



Let's get to the nanimo bar, the one at Henderson cafe is better. Now when a cafe in a university which is essentially a damn cafeteria has better flavor than a specialty coffee shop, there is a problem!!



Lastly, let me try to use words to describe how bad the "Italian Chocolate Soda" was. I only took two sips, that's all I could stand. The pope threatened to excummincate all customers of Stone's Throw if they didn't take the word "Italian" out of their products because that is how much of a disgrace they are!! They disgrace entire countries!



This place is total crap, it's full of Hipsters without tastebuds who need a cool, eco-friendly place to hang out. Well have fun eating food that tastes like Dung Beetles!