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Rat: I think that instead of exchanging gifts this year, we should each make a donation to a charity of the other guys choosing. Goat: Great. I'll pick the red cross. Rat: And I'll pick the 'Help Rat raise $85,000 to buy a luxury sedan!' Goat: This is why we don't do this. Rat: 100 percent of the proceeds go to making the Rat more comfortable.