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Schlock: Hi. I'm here to enlist.

Der Trihs: You can't. You aren't human.

Sign: Travel the galaxy!

Der Trihs: You see, little fella, we don't do sociological stuff like "interspeciated workplaces." We're a crack company of space mercenaries. We do "hurting people" and "breaking things"

Sign: Meet fascinating life-forms...

Schlock: Sounds like my kind of fun.

SFX: (plasma gun) Ommmmminous Hummmmmmmm

Der Trihs: When can you start?