Kill those products, Millennials

Golf. Fabric softener. McDonald’s. Is there anything Millennials can’t kill?

Every week there’s a new industry gnashing its teeth about what this erstwhile youngish generation isn’t buying like their parents did.

While I was reading this week’s capitalist woe — canned tuna consumption is down 42 percent per capita over the past 30 years, and guess who’s to blame? — I realized something.

Millennials have good taste.

This is a generation that’s making far less money than their parents did. It can’t afford big-ticket items like houses, marriages or children.

So the Millennials are spending their few coins on vacations and avocado toast. And honestly? Those are better choices than canned tuna, golf and fabric softener.

Many of the products that Millennials are killing deserve to die. The kids are more than all right — they’re wiser than their elders, who should have left them a better country while they had the chance.

Caille Millner, editorial writer