The Funny 115 - version 2.0



#26. Shane's Chafing Problem

Exile Island - episode 9





"Shane and Danielle and myself returned to camp. Shane kinda said this wasn't, like, the hugest challenge to lose. But he was just trying to, you know, kind of lift our spirits."

"Shane and Danielle and myself returned to camp. Shane kinda said this wasn't, like, the hugest challenge to lose. But he was just trying to, you know, kind of lift our spirits."



"Then... Shane had a medical emergency."

"Then... Shane had a medical emergency."



Cirie, you're a nurse. Will you please look at my penis?

Cirie, you're a nurse. Will you please look at my penis?



Oh HELL no

Oh HELL no



Shane walks over to the examination room as Cirie just starts giggling

Shane walks over to the examination room as Cirie just starts giggling



Shane (walking away): "You have to. You're a nurse."

Shane (walking away): "You have to. You're a nurse."



Cirie raises a protest

Cirie raises a protest



Danielle concurs

Danielle concurs



Eliza might be interested, however

Eliza might be interested, however

look at it



"Can you explain it to me?"

"Can you explain it to me?"



(reluctantly) "... or do I have to look at it?"

(reluctantly) "... or do I have to look at it?"



Sorry. No dice. Shane's got too much heat on his meat.

Sorry. No dice. Shane's got too much heat on his meat.



The Cirie Giggle

The Cirie Giggle



Cirie loses it

Cirie loses it







"Shane has this funny thing going on with his... uh....... (long pause)... "

"Shane has this funny thing going on with his... uh....... (long pause)... "



"Testicles. To put it nicely."

"Testicles. To put it nicely."



"Lucky me, being the only nurse out here. He wanted me to take a look at him."

"Lucky me, being the only nurse out here. He wanted me to take a look at him."



"Yay!"

"Yay!"



Shane preps for examination as Cirie arrives

Shane preps for examination as Cirie arrives



The blur has returned

The blur has returned



Shane wonders if this will affect the throb of his knob?

Shane wonders if this will affect the throb of his knob?



Or the angle of his dangle?

Or the angle of his dangle?



P.S. Give thanks for the blur on this shot.

P.S. Give thanks for the blur on this shot.



This is soo not HIPAA compliant.

This is soo not HIPAA compliant.







"That's because it's wet all the time. Your clothes are moist!"

"That's because it's wet all the time. Your clothes are moist!"



She explains it's like diaper rash

She explains it's like diaper rash



Shane: "Oh. That's what that is?"

Shane: "Oh. That's what that is?"



Cirie just loses it again.

Cirie just loses it again.



She's gone

She's gone







Cirie tries to compose hereself, but no luck. Shane asks, "Is that from wearing those undies for 23 days? How do I make that go away?"

Cirie tries to compose hereself, but no luck. Shane asks, "Is that from wearing those undies for 23 days? How do I make that go away?"



And she loses it again.

And she loses it again.







"What's wrong with him?"

"What's wrong with him?"



"He's like a little red." She turns to look at him.

"He's like a little red." She turns to look at him.



Oops. Shouldn't have looked.

Oops. Shouldn't have looked.



(shocked) "And then he's naked!"

(shocked) "And then he's naked!"







"Oh! Yuck. I'm eating."

"Oh! Yuck. I'm eating."



"Shane is like a cartoon character. And now he's a nude cartoon character. But that helped me so much, because I sort of forgot about what I was missing."

"Shane is like a cartoon character. And now he's a nude cartoon character. But that helped me so much, because I sort of forgot about what I was missing."



Shane in his new anti-chafing skirt

Shane in his new anti-chafing skirt



The ugly downside of nursing school

The ugly downside of nursing school



