This Kinkajou at the Bronx Zoo is up early this Sunday morning. Usually nocturnal, this lil' Dude will claw yer eyes out during the day if disturbed. So, not dissimilar to your Mother without a gin martini.

Proceed with caution:

Jessica N., how do Kinkajous respond to the allegation that their schnozzles look like a sloth's? Huh!?