Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, everyone!

I’m taking a well-earned break from my ongoing protest in Varrock square to bring you some very special gifts from the Old School RuneScape Team.

I see that Mod Archie and the video team have created a heartwarming Christmas video with a very special message about friendship… and… the flammability of pool tables? Hm. Well, the important thing is that they got the Christmas spirit, ho ho.

Don’t worry, boys and girls! I’m sure no dragons were harmed in the making of that video. And even if they were, they’ll surely respawn in time to light the Christmas pudding. Now, can you guess who’s top of my nice list this year? No, ho ho, it’s not that charming fellow from the swamp! It’s Mod Oasis, who designed this year’s Christmas event! If you can find time between opening your piles of pressies, do pop in and see me by the fountain in Varrock square to see what on Gielinor has gone wrong this year. Dear me, I really ought to start managing my factories more effectively…

Oooh! Silly me, I’ve given you all these gifts and forgotten to read the label! Let’s see here… ah yes, there’s a special message for all of you from the J-Mods:

It’s been an amazing year for everyone on the Old School RuneScape team. We’ve introduced a whole new game mode in the form of Leagues, solved some truly fiendish light puzzles in Song of the Elves, fought lizardmen in the Kebos Lowlands, and won some extremely prestigious awards – but we couldn’t have done any of it without your support. So from all of us here at Jagex: Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

The Old School RuneScape Team

Ho ho ho! Isn’t that delightful? Well, boys and girls, I’ve got to dash, dance and prance my way back to the North Pole – those presents won’t deliver themselves, you know! But whatever you get up to this holiday season, do have yourself a merry old time – and we’ll see you in January for another year of Old School fun!

Yours festively,

Mod Santa