We subscribe to the "if you don't like it, don't click it" approach to life. If you don't like reading about something, don't click stories about it on the Internet. If you don't like a certain TV show, don't turn to that channel. If you think all gays are going to burn in eternal hellfire and their celebration of pride is revoluting to you, DON'T GO TO A GAY PRIDE PARADE.

Which is why we're constantly baffled every time we see a group of anti-gay protestors with their "GOD HATES F-GS" signs on the sidelines at a gay pride parade (where, it's worth pointing out, no one is bothering anyone). But these bigots got more then they bargained for in Seattle: They got the a crash course in Christian love by a drag queen named Mama Tits.

"Before I knew it, I was standing t-ts to nose with the leader guy on the megaphone," Mama Tits said. "I pushed his sign away from my face and hair, because you DO NOT TOUCH my hair. And, it was all I could do to NOT get violent, but I didn't because once that happens, we all lose."

Instead, here's what she said: