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In what is a truly shocking story, a man is still recovering from an Eric Prydz concert after waiting for a drop which never came. Reports are emerging describing the unnamed victim’s distress after the event, with doctors ordering the man to never attend another trance show again, for fear of a repeated incident. His psychologist has prescribed a “heavy dose of David Guetta and Martin Garrix” which he hopes will ensure a speedy recovery.

This is not the first account of such a disaster, as frat bro’s across the globe are beginning to unite in search for the drop at trance shows. Emerging repots have confirmed the worst, showing that this is becoming a growing trend. Recent studies show that at both Electric Daisy Carnival and TomorrowWorld, a shocking 30% of frat bros became emotionally scarred after not hearing the drop they’d been waiting for – a percentage that has risen from 10% in 2012.

Drop ambassador Sonny Moore (AKA Skrillex) has recently expressed his opinion on the matter stating; “It’s an outrage. Bros need their drop, and if the likes of Eric Prydz aren’t going to give it to them, who will! We need to raise awareness that not every DJ has a drop every minute – these men are in serious danger unless something is done!” Skrillex later attempted to cure the issue through his performance an hour later, but he still fears for those who attend trance shows in search of that drop.

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