I guess my gifter wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing. I thought the packages were my awards from Army (one for marksmanship and another for sand racing), but imagine my afternoon delight when I opened them to find these two awesome gifts related to shows I mentioned were favorites! I guess that was a freebie! I love Doctor Who, so the Dalek model is great (although I hope their thumb didn't touch it first). But I'm a huge Arrested Development fan, so the shirt alone made me realize I'm having an incredible year! I was so pumped I had to go show my brother Mike. "Look shirt, Michael!" I exclaimed happily. Unfortunately, he was so obviously envious that I had to slip him a Forget-Me-Now soon after so he wouldn't remember I had it. He steals stuff all the time, you see, usually by releasing mice as a diversion, but family love Michael anyway. I still had to brag, though, so I found our maid and told her it costs more than her house. But don't worry, that's just how we joke. She doesn't even have a house! So thanks so much, kind gifter! All I got to say is, "Marry me!"