THAT'S OKAY, OFFICER,

I THINK THEY LEARNEDMURDER IS WRONG.

ESPECIALLY IN THOSE PANTS.

LOOK, GUYS, WE'RE SORRYWE TRIED TO MURDER YOU,

BUT YOU HAVE TO STOPWHAT YOU'RE DOING !

ARE YOU CRAZY ?

WE'RE THE HOTTEST THINGON TV !

BUT DON'T YOU SEE THE PRICE ?

YOU'RE SELLING OUTYOUR OWN KIND.

LOOK, US GAYS HAVECREATED A LIFESTYLE,

A CULTURE THAT ISUNIQUELY OURS.

IF WE KEEP TRYING TO MAKESTRAIGHT PEOPLE INTO US,

WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVENO IDENTITY LEFT.

SORRY CHARLIE,NO SALE.

BUT... BUT...THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE !

HOW CAN GAY MEN DO THISTO THEIR OWN PEOPLE ?!

UNLESS... YOU'RE NOTGAY AT ALL.

( deep voices )YOU JUST HAD TO PUSH IT,DIDN'T YOU ?

JUST HAD TO KEEPASKING QUESTIONS.

NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.

THEY AREN'T GAY ?

THEN WHAT ARE THEY ?

FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

OUR KIND HAVE LIVEDBENEATH THE EARTH'S CRUST,

BANISHED BY MANIN THE KINDLING WARS.

OH MY GOD.

WE ARETHE CRAB PEOPLE !

AAAAH !

JESUS CHRIST !

( chanting )CRAB PEOPLE...

CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE...