Royal guard 1: okey you go and tell her she is been insane all day and last time sompony of us waked princess luna in early hours got frozen till the next week.



Royal guard 2 : are u nuts! Yous look how she looks just by know there is no cake lef in canterlot , telling her this will make it more insane.



royal guard 1 : okey buddy look she will know it sonner or later and she will take no prisioners if she finds out. So go on take one for the team



royal guard 2: no way you do it!



celestia: you do what?



both royal guards: ( we are doomed)



celestia: so what u are gonna tel me? U know how bat i feel if sompony leeps me secrets , do i keep secrets from you ? No! So tell me now! Im in a bad rush today and i still ,havent got my morning tea!



(as both guards start sweating and see panic in their faces)



Celestia:so?



royal guard 1 : well.....about the tea ...



celestia: what about the tea. Where is my tea i love tea , u have it right there?



royal guard 2 : there is no tea here in canterlot or in all of ecuestria your majesty



as celetia turn his head whit a more maddening look



celestia: what did you said? That there is no more tea?



royal guard 1: (so. This is how i die) umm.... Yes princess there is no tea in all of ecuestria



celestia: well thats not too bad , im seeing a cake and a nice cup of tea in front of me.



royal guards: hu- ho