Recent Headline Questions Answered Without Checking

1. “Did You Know These 20 Stars Are Gay?”

Yes.

2. “Did Raven-Symoné Come Out?”

Yes.

3. “What Did Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Name Their Baby Daughter?”

Luna.

4. “What Caused Gwyneth Paltrow to Hallucinate In Her Twenties?”

Mescaline.

5. “Too Drab: What the Heck Are They Wearing?”

Taupe.

6. “See Jennifer Aniston Without Makeup–How Does She Look?”

Great.

7. “Is It Time For a “Buffy” Movie Kickstarter?”

No.

8. “Adam Levine’s Fiancée Doesn’t Believe In WHAT?”

Journey.

9. “Are Growing Pains Real?”

Robin Thicke.

10. “Christina Applegate: What’s In My Bag?”

String, OR NOTHING.