It's been two weeks, so we have a lot to talk about. Also, it's the off-season, so we're committed to doing something pretty different or absurd in each podcast.

First, we talk about Sam Hinkie's Twitter awakening, Allen Iverson's Hall Of Fame speech, Brett Brown's press lunch, the return of Elton Brand, and the Joel Embiid content on the Ringer.

Then, we provide to you, something incredible and absurd. We've created an audiobook version of the Sam Hinkie resignation letter, so you can listen to it whenever you'd like. We'd like to thank our friends from the various parts of Sixers Twitter for doing the reading with us. You'll find pages read by the following All-Stars:

LL Pavorsky reads page 2, and you can find more about LL at LLPavorsky.com.

Max Rappaport and Jim Adair read page 3, and you can find out more about the podcast they may start one day called The Stepover.

Chris Ryan and Andy Greenwald were going to read page 4 but we couldn't get it done due to scheduling conflicts, so Spike did. You can listen to their podcast anyway, The Watch at The Ringer.

Theoretical Physicist Sean Carroll reads page 5, and you can find out more about his books and his blogs at Preposterous Universe.

Andrew Goldstein reads page 7, and you can listen to his podcast Sorry I've Been So Busy.

Ben Detrick reads page 8, and you can listen to his podcast Cookies.

Mike Weber reads page 9, and you can follow him on Twitter @ThisIsWeber and watch all of his movies.

Mike Baumann reads page 11, and you can read his work at The Ringer.

Eliza Hardy Jones reads page 12, and you can listen to her album Because, Become.

Spike and Mike read the other pages. Enjoy!