It’s been a while since we’ve done a post on “Pallywood” — the independent film industry in which Palestinians stage accidents and injuries sustained at the hands of the IDF. It’s a bit like when these teens kept slapping and kicking an Israeli soldier in hopes he’d lose his temper on camera and they could edit out the relentless taunting later.

Here’s a Palestinian child who says not to worry about him, and we’re only worried about him staying with his father, who decided to let the 5-year-old do all of the talking.

Good morning.

I am a Palestinian child, my name is Muhammad Rabea 'Alian (5 years) from Al-Isawiya. I am now in the Israeli police station in Jerusalem to investigate me for throwing stones at the occupation police. Do not worry about me! I bought chips, biscuits, chocolate, pic.twitter.com/wNy4W5XQrz — حركة فتح (@fatehorg) July 30, 2019

and some juice. This is a precaution because they may arrest me. My mother, father and sister are with me now .. Please pray for my freedom.

Finally, my greetings to the Red Cross and UNICEF. — حركة فتح (@fatehorg) July 30, 2019

He should be perfectly safe at the police station unless Hamas decides to lob some rockets over while he’s in there.

More Pallywood. His father is being questioned, and being soulless, he decided to hide behind his 5 year old child. The child is not in danger from Jews. He might be in danger from antisemitic ideology force-fed to him by people who cannot accept the reality of Jews in Israel. https://t.co/gdo4Wh2qQn — Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) July 30, 2019

Fake news. His dad was summoned for investigation, not him, for sending his small child to throw stones, but chose to bring along the child for the photo-op. #parentalchildabuse — Imshin אימשין (@imshin) July 30, 2019

Fake news. The father was summoned to the police station. He staged this as a photo op. — Avi Kaner (@AviKaner) July 30, 2019

Bringing your son along when you get arrested more like!!

Great parenting skills — Lola❤???✡???? (@lolasky2014) July 30, 2019

So, bringing a child to one of the weekly riots is a wonderful idea, and the Israeli police are awful for wanting to find the parents. PS his handlers brought the goodies. — Sharon Saunders (@SharonVintessa) July 30, 2019

He threw a stone.

His father only was asked to come to the police station.

Most probably to tell him then his son might be dead in a decade if he keeps up that bad habit.

But the Pals turn this into an agitprop stunt.

Which means the kid has a good chance of not making 20. https://t.co/ccCnsUejB9 — ymedad (@ymedad) July 30, 2019

Complete Pallywood lie, but cute kid – his father, who was the one called in for questioning and decided to bring his kid for the clicks, would be doing his kid a favor if he let wolves raise him. — HEN263 (@hen263) July 30, 2019

This child is being exploited and should be removed from his home. — Stephen Victor (@flexerman) July 30, 2019

Child abuse of the grossest sort. — Stephen Flatow (@smflatow) July 30, 2019

Your father is the Child Abuser. — memoryisourhome (@memoryisourhome) July 30, 2019

It's to really investigate the parents. I would want to know who are the parents of this child. This child has no business in the street throwing anything at people other than a ball. @HananyaNaftali — Bronx, N.Y. (@Trump_4_2ndterm) July 30, 2019

After being exploited by his parents, little Muhammad is now exploited by his government as well. Maybe instead of turning him into a child soldier his parents & leaders should let him be a kid. Just a thought. — Judean Peoples Front (@JudeanPF) July 30, 2019

I wish that was really you writing it would mean you would have learnt to speak English in school instead they only teach you hatred and violence so you believe you have nothing to lose. I pray you see the light one day and let go of hatred, put down rocks and pick up books — פלר חסן נחום Fleur Hassan-Nahoum (@FleurHassanN) July 30, 2019

Hope he learns not to throw stones — DB (@Just_someNobody) July 30, 2019

Don’t throw rocks. Here in America if we throw stones at police we get arrested. No biscuits or chocolate. ? — Madeline (@Madelin56338477) July 30, 2019

Don't throw stones then ???

Yes I know it's fake — lee (@randomcrap4all) July 30, 2019

What a clever boy. 5 years old and beautiful English… — Shalom Goldstein (@shgo15) July 30, 2019

Very articulate for a five year old — Birdiegirl (@Birdiegirl16) July 30, 2019

Wow, such a well read, articulate 5 year old – must have got his education in an Israeli school!!! — MiniDrac (@DracMini) July 30, 2019

Palestinians seem to have perfected child exploitation. I wonder if this five year https://t.co/7WwQbhjG9r being taught to blow himself up for the corrupt Palestinian leaders. — Charlie Tipton (@sikemct) July 30, 2019

Pallywood Presentation — Ariaveer (@ariaveer) July 30, 2019

??hooray for Pallywood! ? don’t you guys ever get tired of lying? — rachel-batzion (@RBatzion) July 30, 2019

Our greatest worry for the poor kid is when he leaves the police station and he’s back under the supervision of his father.

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