Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth."

Okay, that's not true. lol It's my fifth year participating and I love this year's gifts so much!

First thing I got was this awesome Dwight Elf card along with a note that says Santa donated to the Trevor Project in my name. Thanks so much!

Next, some items marked fragile. I opened them to find a bottle of matches and a scented candle that smells good enough to drink! Luckily Santa also gifted me something that is edible: a bottle of wood-fired Vermont maple syrup. I've never had maple syrup, shocking I know! It's soooo delicious!

Last but not least Santa gave me two pillows with popular quotes from the best tv show of all time, The Office!

Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight, you ignorant slut!

If Christmas in the northeast are this cozy and fragrant, sign me up! Thank you so much Santa, whoever you are!