i need a SUV with big bulky wheels and glossy luminous earthy yet unnatural plastic-y color finish and overall shape that looks absolutely harmless and womanlike and looks and like a bubbly amorphous shampoo bottle and has almost plastic-y looking chrome accents like of a chinese toy. it will VERY slowly within limits traverse flat asphalt making louder than comforting rumble on every accelerated turn to my wagecuck office job so i can pay off the lease and when i step out wearing my favorite pastel-brown sweater holding a weird manpurse i will greet coworkers and talk shouting in a distance with elevated womanlike exited pitch voice so others around are slightly startled