Sometimes I wonder if the Hillary campaign is going to blow this. https://t.co/XT97vm7bgL — Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) May 13, 2016

Before we get started: Assume crash positions!

Ready? OK, here we go:

Donald Ducks on Releasing His Taxes: What a Quack. https://t.co/qRmKjJlWJC — Correct The Record (@CorrectRecord) May 13, 2016

Take the rest of the day off, @CorrectTheRecord.

On second thought, take the rest of the year off:

A MILLION dollars just poured into this Twitter account, folks. To write these headlines. https://t.co/zk8RXEomjl — Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) May 13, 2016

@CorrectRecord a group of ex Clinton staffers furiously congratulates themselves over this epic own that cost thousands of dollars to draft — lawcifer (@ManchurianWok) May 13, 2016

@CorrectRecord

Yes, much, MUCH worse than being under criminal investigation by the FBI. — BayAreaFrau (@bayareahausfrau) May 13, 2016

@CorrectRecord this may be of help to you in the immediate future: pic.twitter.com/Tx5oDsUse5 — Sweet potato yams (@Threeve_Texas) May 13, 2016

Whoever the hell is advising the Clinton campaign on these things is 100% absolutely on Trump's payroll. https://t.co/izDYLiJgtt — Hunter Felt (@HunterFelt) May 13, 2016

@CorrectRecord you're the most oblivious political arm in American history & your cringe-worthy incompetence blows. pic.twitter.com/gN6YwzCssK — AJ Basso (@_AJBasso) May 13, 2016

@CorrectRecord Lol. All that Wall Street money and you hire idiots to write this crap. — Garytown (@Garytown) May 13, 2016

let's just hold Trump's inauguration tomorrow, get it over with https://t.co/efJSQ3LKhz — Jim Newell (@jim_newell) May 13, 2016

@CorrectRecord Hi social media intern, kindly suggest your boss to fire the copywriter/Star Search runner-up who wrote this joke. — brendon (@bnbouzard) May 13, 2016

I hate all of these people. All of them. https://t.co/EjdHQxKrYr — Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) May 13, 2016

When future professors teach about Donald Trump's electoral landslide, their first lecture will focus on this tweet: https://t.co/pm1RKpBEhp — Scott Bixby (@scottbix) May 13, 2016

@CorrectRecord you guys are going to blow this so bad — Eugene (@YouGeneOneill) May 13, 2016

Obligatory:

When will Goldman Sachs transcripts be released? https://t.co/Rvz7uqhLfc — Jim Spivey (@jamesspivey) May 13, 2016

Don’t ask Team Hillary or they might repeat the question mockingly in a Donald Duck voice.