SEX QUOTES

quotations about sex

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

WOODY ALLEN, New York Times, December 1, 1975

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During sex it's perfectly fine to say "YEAH", "YES", and "OH YES", but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "YEP"?

ANONYMOUS

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There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.

NORMAN MAILER, The International Herald Tribune, January 24, 1992

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Once the buttons are undone, you know how it'll all end. It's all in the game, there are no miracles.

GAO XINGJIAN, Weekend Quartet

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Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love.

GABRIEL GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ, Love in the Time of Cholera

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Sex is only a three-letter word so how can it be dirty?

ERMA BOMBECK, Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

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You know that look that women have when they want to have sex? Me, either.

STEVE MARTIN, attributed, Hating Dating

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The way you make love

is the way God will be with you.

RUMI, The Book of Love

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I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting.

ANGELINA JOLIE, interview, November 22, 2004

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Sex is the most wonderful thing on this earth, as long as God is in it. When the Devil gets in it, it's the most terrible thing on this earth.

BILLY GRAHAM, Just As I Am

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When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

MATT GROENING, Life in Hell

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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation ... The other eight are unimportant.

HENRY MILLER, Big Sur and the Oranges of Hieronymus Bosch

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Then is Love blest, when from the cup of the body he drinks the wine of the soul.

RICHARD GARNETT, De Flagello Myrtes

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Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

OSCAR WILDE, attributed, Lying Fully Clothed

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It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything.

PARIS HILTON, Guardian Unlimited, July 8, 2006

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Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

KARL KRAUS, Half-Truths and One-and-a-Half Truths

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Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

WOODY ALLEN, Hollywood Ending

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Sex is just another form of talk, where you act the words instead of saying them.

D. H. LAWRENCE, Lady Chatterley's Lover

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I think that one should view with philosophic admiration the strange paths of the libido and should investigate the purposes of its circuitous ways.

CARL JUNG, Psychology of the Unconscious

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If you want to improve your sex life as a couple, you need to examine your relationship outside the bedroom. What are you doing that is keeping you from sexual intimacy?

KEVIN LEMAN, Sheet Music: Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage

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