Our top 10 gadgets for the Pope In honor of the Holy Father's recent Holy Tour of America, Ship of Fools reverently presents the essential guide to the top 10 must-have papal souvenirs, on sale now at a website near you. Here's the shopping list... Bobblehead

Beer

Caganer

Thong

Soap

Tees

Cologne

Game

Cake

Baubles 174: Pope Soap on a Rope Everyone wants a Pope Soap on a Rope, if only for the rhyme, and so they can kit out their bathroom just like they do in the Vatican. This model comes with an ecclesiastical-looking cord, and a figure anonymous enough to be Pope Benny, or JPII, or John XXIII, or your favourite Church autocrat.



Sadly, although at least two types of Pope Soap on a Rope have been made since the Pope ascended the throne in 1985, neither seem to be on sale at the moment... unless you know different. Let us know here!



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