PORT ST. LUCIE — Even the “son of the sun” must pay for cinnamon buns and soda.

That could be the takeaway from an Aug. 19 arrest in Port St. Lucie at a Valero station in the 1200 block of Southwest Gatlin Boulevard, according to information from a Port St. Lucie police report.

The case began when police went there after a disturbance.

The manager said a man was causing a hullabaloo and took some food into the bathroom.

The manager further said the man munched “part of a cinnamon roll and opened a bottle of soda and threw it up into the air at other customers,” the report states.

The accused cinnamon bun nibbler and soda tosser told police he lacked the funds to pay for the soda, valued at $1.69, and the $1.79 cinnamon bun.

He said he was “the son of the sun and was not able to make complete sentences,” the report states.

“The son of the sun,” who is not to be confused with the Violent Femmes song “Blister in the Sun,” was later identified as 18-year-old Michael Charles.

Charles also wore a blanket as if it were a poncho or cape, and police reported it appeared he was under the influence of some sort of an intoxicating substance.

Charles, of the 2300 block of Southwest Savona Boulevard in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on a shoplifting charge.