A Photoshop Battle just for opossums? This guy’s all ears:

After user muaagelianus shared a photo of this wide-eyed marsupial with the Photoshop Battles community yesterday, redditors saw an opportunity to help the cute critter blossom into an awesome opossum.

If you’re not familiar with Photoshop Battles, here’s how they work: A random photo is presented. Anybody in the community can participate. All you need to do is edit the image as you please and submit your work in the comments section.

Redditor 44rdbei thought they’d seen those big eyes and big ears before—on Dobby the beloved house-elf from Harry Potter:

But of course, opossums are nocturnal animals—so why not let the furball apprentice for deadmau5?

Some redditors thought the opossum deserved its own spot as a character at Disneyland:

While others imagined a simpler life for the marsupial—perhaps as a beautiful Dutch cashier with excellent taste in scarves:

But at the end of the day, when you’re a wee opossum trying to start a new life, it can be tough to avoid being typecast. Let’s just hope his latest film project brings him all the cheese he needs to reinvent himself:

In the words of the original Stuart Little, “Now I know that fairy tales are real.”

Check out the full Photoshop Battle thread for more of redditors’ awesomest, opossum-est photos.