your_turn_to_ban_01.mp3

Your turn to ban!

your_turn_to_ban_02.mp3

It's your turn to ban, dummy!

your_turn_to_ban_03.mp3

It's your turn to ban. Hello?

your_turn_to_ban_04.mp3

Your turn to ban.

your_turn_to_pick_01.mp3

Your turn to pick, bro.

your_turn_to_pick_02.mp3

Your turn to pick.

your_turn_to_pick_03.mp3

Uh hello! It's your turn to pick.

enemy_turn_to_ban_01.mp3

Enemy's turn to ban.

enemy_turn_to_ban_02.mp3

Enemy's turn to ban, baby.

enemy_turn_to_pick_01.mp3

Enemy's turn to pick.

enemy_turn_to_pick_02.mp3

It's the enemy's turn to pick. Relax.

enemy_turn_to_pick_03.mp3

Enemy's turn. To pick.

enemy_turn_to_pick_04.mp3

Enemy's turn to pick.

radiant_team_ban_01.mp3

Radiant team ban!

radiant_team_ban_02.mp3

Radiant team ban!

radiant_team_pick_01.mp3

Radiant team pick.

radiant_team_pick_02.mp3

C'mon Radiant team, you gotta pick 'em right.

dire_team_ban_01.mp3

Dire team ban.

dire_team_ban_03.mp3

Oh, Dire team ban!

dire_team_ban_02.mp3

Uh, Dire team ban.

dire_team_pick_01.mp3

Dire team pick.

dire_team_pick_02.mp3

Go Dire team. Pick em up. Pick em out.

dire_team_pick_03.mp3

Come on Dire team. Pick it good.

your_team_is_complete_01.mp3

Ah, congratulations. Your team is complete.

your_team_is_complete_02.mp3

Well you got yourself a complete team there, honcho!

radiant_team_complete_01.mp3

After all the trials and tribulations, the Radiant team is complete!

radiant_team_complete_02.mp3

Radiant team is complete!

dire_team_complete_01.mp3

Dire's team is complete.

dire_team_complete_02.mp3

What do you know? Dire after all this time their team is complete.

game_started_01.mp3

Round up your characters and let's get this party started.

10_seconds_to_pick_01.mp3

You really gotta pick a hero. You got 10 seconds left.

10_seconds_to_pick_02.mp3

Oh man. Rick, there's only 10 seconds left to pick a hero.

5_seconds_left_to_pick_01.mp3

Um. You better pick your hero. 5 seconds.

5_seconds_left_to_pick_02.mp3

Yeah, 5 seconds left now.

5_seconds_left_to_pick_03.mp3

5 seconds, Morty. It'll be fine.

reserve_time_01.mp3

Reserve time!

reserve_time_02.mp3

Reserve time!

reserve_time_03.mp3

Well what do you know! It's reserve time!

reserve_time_04.mp3

Hey Morty guess what time it is? I don't know Rick, what is it? It's reserve time!

choose_your_hero_01.mp3

Choose your hero!

choose_your_hero_02.mp3

Hey! Choose your hero.

choose_your_hero_03.mp3

Uhhh choose your hero!

choose_your_hero_04.mp3

Get up on in here and choose that hero!

choose_your_hero_05.mp3

Oh, alright, time to choose your hero.

about_to_start_burp.mp3

Uh Moooorty it's about to start Morty.

about_to_start_01.mp3

Alright Morty. The game's about to start.

game_start_standing_around_02.mp3

Why aren't they doing anything? They're just standing around? Relax, Morty.

game_start_follow_my_lead.mp3

Oh geez Rick, we're in some real trouble. I know Morty, just follow my lead!

game_start_lets_party.mp3

Oxygen-rich atmosphere. Giant testicle monsters. We'll be fine. Let's partaaaay!

win_the_game_question.mp3

What are we here for again? Trying to help these guys win a game? Right, yeah, okay.

60_seconds_start_01.mp3

60 seconds. 60 seconds to game start!

30_seconds_start_01.mp3

Um. 30 seconds to game start.

30_seconds_start_02.mp3

Hoo, 30 seconds until th-th-this place goes ham.

30_seconds_start_03.mp3

Hoo. 30 seconds until the game starts, Rick! I'm getting my things ready Morty.

about_to_start_cuddle_in.mp3

Oh my god the battle's about to start. Relax! Relax, Morty. C'mere, cuddle in with me.

about_to_start_03.mp3

Morty, don't look now but the battle's about to start! Oh my god I ain't ready for this!

game_start_nervous_02.mp3

Morty I'm getting ready for the game to start in 30 seconds. Ohh, I'm scared.

jit_goes_ham_02.mp3

30 seconds until jit goes ham in the dollar store, Morty.

about_to_start_02.mp3

Here we go, Rick. The battle's about to go. Ugh, oh.

horn_reaction_01.mp3

Who's that blowing the horn? Can somebody stop blowing that horn?

horn_reaction_02.mp3

Who? Who keeps? Who keeps blowing that stupid horn?

pesky_horn.mp3

Well, there's that pesky horn.

game_start_nervous_01.mp3

G-game start! It starts. It started!

game_started_03.mp3

Oh right, now it's on baby! Oh oh jeez!

game_started_04.mp3

Oh! Look at this game. It just started, baby!

your_top_tower_ua_01.mp3

Your to-ugh-op tower's under attack.

your_top_tower_ua_02.mp3

Your top tower's under attack.

your_top_tower_ua_03.mp3

Your top tower's under attack.

your_top_tower_ua_04.mp3

Oh geez, your top tower's under attack.

your_top_tower_ua_05.mp3

Oh boy. Your your your your your top tower's under attack.

top_tower_under_attack_01.mp3

Oh geez Rick. The top tower's getting hit!

top_tower_under_attack_02.mp3

Ahh, Morty you're not going to like this: the top tower's under attack. Ohhhh sheesh!

top_tower_under_attack_03.mp3

Yyyyyyou gotta get serious. Top tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_01.mp3

Your middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_02.mp3

Your middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_03.mp3

Oh ho! Middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_04.mp3

Oh geez! Middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_05.mp3

Oh c'mon! Middle tower's under attack.

your_middle_tower_ua_06.mp3

Oh geez! Middle tower's under attack.

middle_tower_under_attack_01.mp3

Morty, uh, middle tower, might wanna look at it. Oh! Middle tower is under attack!

your_bottom_tower_ua_01.mp3

Your bottom tower's under attack!

your_bottom_tower_ua_02.mp3

Your bottom tower's under attack!

your_bottom_tower_ua_03.mp3

Your bottom tower's under attack!

bottom_tower_under_attack_01.mp3

You know Rick, I gotta tell you my bottom tower is looking pretty good! Morty, bottom tower under attack! Ohhh!

radiants_topt_ua_01.mp3

Radiant's top tower is under attack.

radiants_topt_ua_02.mp3

Radiant's top tower is under attack

radiants_mid_ua_01.mp3

Radiant's middle tower is under attack.

radiants_mid_ua_02.mp3

Radiant's middle tower is under attack.

radiants_mid_ua_03.mp3

Radiant's middle tower is under attack.

radiants_bot_ua_01.mp3

Radiant's bottom tower is under attack.

radiants_bot_ua_02.mp3

Oh! Radiant's bottom tower is under attack!

dire_top_ua_01.mp3

Dire's top tower is under attack.

dire_top_ua_02.mp3

Dire's top tower is under attack.

dire_mid_ua_01.mp3

Dire's middle tower's under attack.

dire_mid_ua_02.mp3

Dire's middle tower is under attack.

dire_mid_ua_03.mp3

Oh boy, Dire's middle tower is under attack.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_01.mp3

Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_02.mp3

Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_03.mp3

Ohhh! Dire's bottom tower is under attack.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_04.mp3

Oh boy, Dire's bottom tower is getting hit.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_05.mp3

Uh, those little rascals are hitting Dire's bottom tower.

dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_06.mp3

Oh geez, Morty, they're going after Dire's bottom tower.

your_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Oh! Your top tower's fallen.

your_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Oh! Your top tower's obliterated. Way to go.

your_top_tower_fallen_03.mp3

Oh! Your top tower just took it right in the you-know-what.

your_top_tower_fallen_04.mp3

Oh geez, your top tower's as good as done.

your_top_tower_fallen_05.mp3

Top tower just got turned into trash.

your_top_tower_fallen_06.mp3

Your top just got shattered.

top_tower_destroyed_01.mp3

Ahh, top tower. Loved it. I loved it!

your_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Your middle tower just bit the big one.

your_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Oh man, your middle tower just got destroyed.

your_middle_tower_fallen_03.mp3

Great! Your middle tower. You can't use that anymore, it's gone.

your_middle_tower_fallen_04.mp3

Oh boy, your middle tower just took a big crap.

your_bottom_tower_falllen_01.mp3

Your bottom tower is gonzo, baby!

your_bottom_tower_falllen_02.mp3

You might wanna kiss your bottom tower goodbye, because it's gone.

your_bottom_tower_falllen_03.mp3

Hey Morty, guess what's not there? The bottom tower.

enemy_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3

The enemy's top tower has fallen!

enemy_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Whoa! The enemy's top tower got destroyed.

enemy_top_tower_fallen_03.mp3

Whoowowo they took out the enemy's top tower.

enemy_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Oh! The enemy's middle tower's gone. Serves them right.

enemy_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Oh they took out the enemy's middle tower! Ho ho ha ha ho ho!

enemy_bottom_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Oh the enemy just denied their bottom tower. It's gone. They did it.

enemy_bottom_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Hooray, the enemy's bottom tower is destroyed. Hooray.

radiant_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Radiant's top tower has fallen.

radiant_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Radiant's top tower is destroyed.

radiant_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Radiant's middle tower is destroyed!

radiant_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Radiant's middle tower just got rekt.

radiants_bottom_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Way to go! Radiant's bottom tower's completely gone.

radiant_bottom_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Couldn't do much about Radiant's bottom tower, could you?

dire_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Dire's top tower is done for.

dire_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Dire's top tower has fallen.

dire_top_tower_fallen_03.mp3

It's not my problem but Dire's top tower just fell.

dire_top_tower_fallen_04.mp3

I wonder what they're going to build where Dire's top tower used to be.

dire_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Dire's middle tower just took a big beating. It's gone.

dire_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3

Dire's middle tower. It's gone.

dire_bottom_tower_fallen_01.mp3

Oh great, Dire's bottom tower just got destroyed.

dire_bottom_tower_fallen_02.mp3

What's the matter with you? Dire's bottom tower's destroyed.

denied_your_top_tower_01.mp3

Ooo, you denied your top tower.

denied_your_top_tower_02.mp3

Quick moving! You denied your top tower!

denied_middle_tower_01.mp3

Oh, nobody's getting nothing from this middle tower because it got denied, just in time.

denied_your_middle_tower_01.mp3

Ooo, you denied your middle tower. Nice work.

denied_your_bottom_tower_01.mp3

On man you denied that bottom tower. Way to go!

denied_your_bottom_tower_02.mp3

Oh geez, the bottom tower got denied. That's great news.

enemy_top_tower_denied_01.mp3

Dumb enemy denied their top tower.

enemy_top_tower_denied_02.mp3

Oh great, the enemy's just sitting there denying their top tower.

enemy_middle_tower_denied_01.mp3

Oh man, the enemy denied their middle tower.

enemy_middle_tower_denied_02.mp3

What are we supposed to do when the enemy denies their middle tower like this.

enemy_bottom_tower_denied_01.mp3

Oh boy the enemy denied their bottom tower.

enemy_bottom_tower_denied_02.mp3

Oh great, the enemy just denied their bottom tower.

radiant_top_tower_denied_01.mp3

Radiant's top tower is officially denied.

radiant_top_tower_denied_02.mp3

Oh boy what do you know. Radiant's top tower's been denied.

radiant_middle_tower_denied_01.mp3

Little birdie told me that Radiant's middle tower is denied.

radiant_middle_tower_denied_02.mp3

Heard a rumor: Radiant's middle tower's denied.

radiant_bottom_tower_denied_03.mp3

Oh geez. Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.

radiant_bottom_tower_denied_04.mp3

Oh damn homie! Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.

dire_top_tower_denied_01.mp3

Dire's top tower, it's denied.

dire_top_tower_denied_02.mp3

Dire's top tower's denied.

dire_middle_tower_denied_01.mp3

Oh boy! Dire's middle tower's been denied. What are you gonna do now?

dire_middle_tower_denied_02.mp3

Oh, Dire's middle tower's denied.

dire_bottom_tower_denied_01.mp3

Oh man, Dire's bottom tower's denied.

dire_bottom_tower_denied_02.mp3

Uh, Dire's bottom tower's denied. Ohh.

your_top_rax_ua_01.mp3

Your top barracks are under attack.

your_top_rax_ua_02.mp3

Watch out. Your top barracks are getting hit.

your_top_rax_ua_03.mp3

They're swarming your top barracks right now.

your_middle_rax_ua_01.mp3

Oh geez, they're swarming your middle barracks.

your_middle_rax_ua_02.mp3

They're coming after your middle barracks.

your_middle_rax_ua_03.mp3

They're fighting against your middle barracks right now.

your_bottom_rax_ua_01.mp3

Ugh, bottom barracks are getting hurt, baby!

your_bottom_rax_ua_02.mp3

You know they're tearing into your bottom barracks now, right?

your_bottom_rax_ua_03.mp3

I don't know if you know this but your bottom barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_top_rax_ua_01.mp3

Well, there you go. Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_top_rax_ua_02.mp3

What's up with Radiant? Their top barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_top_rax_ua_03.mp3

I don't know if you know this but Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_middle_rax_ua_01.mp3

Oh boy. Radiant's middle barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_middle_rax_ua_02.mp3

Radiant's middle barracks are getting rummaged over.

radiant_middle_rax_ua_03.mp3

Radiant's middle barracks are getting hit.

radiant_bottom_rax_ua_01.mp3

Come on, Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked.

radiant_bottom_rax_ua_02.mp3

Radiant's bottom barracks are really taking a licking.

radiant_bottom_rax_ua_03.mp3

Radiant's bottom barracks are getting torn apart.

dire_top_rax_ua_01.mp3

Dire's top barracks are getting hit.

dire_top_rax_ua_02.mp3

Dire's top barracks are really taking a whipping.

dire_middle_rax_ua_01.mp3

Dire's middle barracks are really getting plunged in a sea of abuse.

dire_middle_rax_ua_02.mp3

Dire's middle barracks are getting attacked.

dire_middle_rax_ua_03.mp3

Dire's middle barracks are getting plunged into a sea of abuse.

dire_bottom_rax_ua_01.mp3

Dire's bottom barracks are really taking a licking and but it's not keeping on ticking.

dire_bottom_rax_ua_02.mp3

Boy there's some angry people beating up on Dire's bottom barracks.

dire_bottom_rax_ua_03.mp3

There's some angry characters beating up on Dire's bottom barracks.

your_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Welp, you don't have any top barracks anymore.

your_top_rax_fallen_02.mp3

Your top barracks? Yeah, they're gone now.

your_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Oh! Your middle barracks just got wiped off the face of the map.

middle_rax_destroyed_01.mp3

Oh boy Morty. Uh, middle barracks are gone.

your_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Oh man, the bottom barracks were my favorite. Now they're not there anymore.

your_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3

Hey Mo-ugh-ory, there's no bottom barracks anymore. Sorry player.

enemy_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3

The enemy's top barracks just got riggity riggity reeeeekt son!

enemy_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Enemy's middle barracks just got reeekt, baby!

enemy_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Enemy's bottom barracks are gone. Let's all say a prayer.

enemy_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3

This just in: the enemy's bottom barracks are destroyyyyed!

radiant_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Welp, there goes Radiant's top barracks.

radiant_top_rax_fallen_02.mp3

Ah! Radiant's top barracks have fallen.

radiant_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Radiant's middle barracks are as good as gone.

radiant_middle_rax_fallen_02.mp3

Radiant's middle barracks. What a joke.

radiant_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3

I didn't think Radiant's bottom barracks would go that quick.

radiant_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3

Man I'm pissed! Radiant's bottom barracks are gone and I'm pissed!

dire_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Dire's top barracks are, uh, obliterated.

dire_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Dire's middle barracks are poof, disappeared.

dire_middle_rax_fallen_02.mp3

Oh no Dire's middle barracks are gone. Ohh.

dire_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3

Dire's bottom barracks just... They've seen better days.

dire_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3

Dire's top barracks have been completely cut down to size. As in they're gone.

dire_bottom_rax_fallen_03.mp3

Oh. Dire's bottom barracks are hit and they're done.

you_now_have_megas_01.mp3

Oh man, I can't believe it, you got megacreeps. You got a bunch of megacreeps.

you_now_have_megas_02.mp3

Oh snap! You got megacreeps on your corner homie!

you_now_have_megas_03.mp3

Oh damn! You just got megacreeps. You know what that means. This thing is checked and mated.

enemy_now_has_megas_01.mp3

Oh crap the enemy has megacreeps.

enemy_now_has_megas_02.mp3

Oh wonderful. You went and let the enemy get megacreeps.

enemy_now_has_megas_03.mp3

Oh wonderful, the enemy's just managed to scrounge up a bunch of megacreeps.

enemy_now_has_megas_04.mp3

Oh geez. The enemy's got megacreeps. This is ridiculous.

radiant_now_has_megas_01.mp3

Oh boy! Radiant's got a bunch of megacreeps!

dire_now_has_megas_01.mp3

Hey I'm just throwing this out there but Dire has megacreeps.

dire_now_has_megas_02.mp3

They got their megacreeps from the megacreep bush. They plucked em up and they're ready to go. Dire, that is. Talking about Dire.

dire_now_has_megas_03.mp3

Oh, Dire's got the megacreeps.

your_ancient_under_attack_01.mp3

Hey dummy, your ancient's under attack.

your_ancient_under_attack_02.mp3

Hey geez, why don't you start taking things seriously. Because your ancient is under attack.

your_ancient_under_attack_03.mp3

Hey what do you think this is a game? Your ancient's under attack!

radiant_ancient_under_attack_01.mp3

Radiant's ancient is under attack!

radiant_ancient_under_attack_02.mp3

Oh crap! Radiant's ancient is under attack!

radiant_ancient_under_attack_03.mp3

Hey! Just so you know, Radiant's ancient is under attack. That could really seal the deal.

dire_ancient_under_attack_01.mp3

Dire's ancient is under attack!

dire_ancient_under_attack_02.mp3

Oh no! Uh, Dire's ancient is under attack!

dire_ancient_under_attack_03.mp3

Oh boy, Dire's ancient's under attack. You know what that means? Spells ugh trouble.

dire_ancient_under_attack_04.mp3

Oh! Dire's ancient's under attack. Ooooh!

roshan_fallen_to_dire_01.mp3

Oh! Roshan's fallen to the Dire.

roshan_fallen_to_dire_02.mp3

Oh man, looks like the Dire got to Roshan just a little bit before everybody else could.

roshan_fallen_to_dire_03.mp3

Oh, Roshan just got slaughtered by the Dire.

roshan_fallen_to_dire_04.mp3

Boy Morty, you know that Roshan guy that just got killed by Dire. He owed me money.

roshan_fallen_to_radiant_01.mp3

Oh boy, Roshan just got taken out by the, by the Radiant.

roshan_fallen_to_radiant_02.mp3

Alright, Radiant just wiped out the Roshan guy!

roshan_fallen_to_radiant_03.mp3

Oh, let me tell you that Roshan, he just delivered a bunch of goodies, to the Radiant.

roshan_fallen_to_radiant_04.mp3

I'll tell you something about the Radiant, they sure know how to kill Roshan. It's about time someone took him out, he's a weirdo. Yeah, he's giant and weird.

radiant_courier_killed_01.mp3

Oh geez, Radiant's courier just got killed.

radiant_courier_killed_02.mp3

Radiant's courier just got killed. You know how much stuff he was carrying?

radiant_courier_killed_03.mp3

Whoa! They just killed Radiant's courier!

dire_courier_killed_01.mp3

Oohhh, Dire's courier just got killed.

dire_courier_killed_02.mp3

Dire's courier got killed, are you kidding me? Weak.

dire_courier_killed_03.mp3

Dire's courier bit the big one. There's a job opening in case anyone's interested, for courier.

radiant_structures_fortified_01.mp3

Oh man! Get up on out of here cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.

radiant_structures_fortified_02.mp3

Man you might as well save that energy, cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.

radiant_structures_fortified_03.mp3

Radiant just fortified their structures. Know what I'm talking about?

dire_structures_fortified_01.mp3

Looks like Dires's structures are fortified.

dire_structures_fortified_02.mp3

That force field leads me to believe that Dire just fortified their structures.

dire_structures_fortified_03.mp3

Oooh, Dire, you gotta fortify them there structures. Good work.

radiant_victory_01.mp3

Radiant wins! Radiant's victorious! Shut up Morty!

radiant_victory_02.mp3

They're Radiant. They're good and they won. Geez Morty, relax. It's not like your life's gonna get any better because of it.

radiant_victory_03.mp3

We did it! Or they did it, I should say! They did it! The Radiant people did it.

dire_victory_01.mp3

They worked as a team, they hustled, they got in there, took care of business, and they won. Good work Dire!

dire_victory_02.mp3

Dire wins! Ohhh boy that was some time well spent! Good game!

dire_victory_03.mp3

Oh my goodness gracious, if it isn't, if my eyes don't deceive me, Dire wins. In your face, Morty! Screw you Rick!

dire_victory_04.mp3

Dire just won! Morty! They won Morty! Quit yelling at me about it.

game_over_baby.mp3

Game over baby! Ohh man.

game_finished_01.mp3

That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.

game_finished_02.mp3

S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.

game_finished_03.mp3

Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.

your_liver_must_be_really_hurtin.mp3

Sheesh, your liver must be really hurting.

game_won_best_day_of_my_life.mp3

I'm in heaven right now. This might be the best day of my life.

game_lost_01.mp3

Just give up Morty. It's all over. I'll take us home right now.

game_lost_03.mp3

That's it, Rick. I'm done with these insane adventures. I quit! I'm out!

game_lost_02.mp3

Well if it's any consolation, none of that mattered and it was all stupid.

game_over_cheap_chrome_platter.mp3

Morty, listen to me! Calm down. Just need to find an alternate reality where we didn't get our asses handed to us on a cheap chrome platter.

game_over_lost_necessary_for_plan.mp3

This was necessary for the plan. Don't even trip, dawg.

generic_hero_respawn_maybe.mp3

You know the cops are shooting at him and tasing him and he just keeps getting up. Yeah why does he keep getting up? Just lay down.

generic_lets_party.mp3

We'll be fine. Let's partaaay!

is_there_no_honour_anymore.mp3

Is there no honor anymore, amongst gaming people?

try_not_to_die_idiot.mp3

Try not to die this time, idiot!

idle_01.mp3

Oh, Morty, I been to all kinds of different realities, I've seen a lot of stuff. Yeah, and? I'm just saying, seen a lot of stuff. That's it.

idle_02.mp3

Too hot for, too hot to trot. Morty, relax, quit trying to come up with catchy phrases.

idle_03.mp3

Oh boy, Rick, I'm sleepy. Yeah me too Morty, but we gotta keep watching.

idle_04.mp3

This whole thing's really happening, huh? Yep, sure is happening Morty. It's going on right now.

idle_05.mp3

Oh, Morty. It's a nice day out there isn't it? Yeah.

idle_06.mp3

I wish we could convince all these people to go get some vitamin D out there. Not gonna happen Morty.

idle_07.mp3

Hey Rick, you want to hear my Boston impression? Yeah go ahead Morty. Hey y'all it's wicked sick over here, hey it's wicked sick. Whoa, that's pretty good Morty.

idle_08.mp3

You know Morty this reminds me of Nam? What do you mean Nam? The planet. It's a planet. Very leisurely place.

idle_09.mp3

Morty, I'm really thirsty. Can you get me a slurp? Yeah, I'll be right back.

idle_10.mp3

Wouldn't it be a bad thing if they put a housing development here? In this beautiful forest? Yeah, Rick. Then where would these people fight?

idle_place_is_freaky.mp3

Oh boy this freaky, Rick. This place is freaky.

I_dont_know_what_you_were_singing_but.mp3

[Singing] Can we get the rights to that? I don't know what you were singing.

if_its_confusing_and_horrible.mp3

If it's confusing and horrible then I guess everyone's favorite game is too, Morty.

livestraeming.mp3

You know how many people are live streaming this game right now?

this_place_is_freaking_me_out.mp3

Ugh, check it out Morty, look at this place, huh? This place is freaking me out, man.

sloppy_details.mp3

You really think this world is real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice the sloppy details.

item_purchase_broken_defraculator.mp3

Look, I'm not paying seventy smidgens for a broken defraculator.

zygerian_scam.mp3

Heads up Morty. This could be a Zyger-ugh-ian s-scam.

positive_01.mp3

Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.

positive_02.mp3

Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.

positive_03.mp3

Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!

positive_04.mp3

Oh man! Oh hoo! I'm so happy about all this.

positive_05.mp3

Hey! Pat on the back. Pat on the back for this guy.

positive_06.mp3

Oh boy you really should be proud of yourself, you know?

positive_07.mp3

Oh boy! Whoa what a good work. What a good work you did.

positive_08.mp3

Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.

positive_09.mp3

That was good playership.

positive_10.mp3

Oh! You're gonna do this!

positive_11.mp3

Alrig-ugh-ight. You know what you're doing.

positive_12.mp3

Whoa! You just unlocked the positive encouragement sound bite.

positive_13.mp3

Oh, whoa whoa, cause for a celebration.

positive_14.mp3

That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.

positive_15.mp3

Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?

positive_16.mp3

Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.

totes_mlotes_dawg.mp3

Totes m'lotes dawg.

negative_event_ended_03.mp3

Alright, we can rest at ease now. Close call Morty.

negative_followup_01.mp3

Come on! Get with it!

negative_followup_02.mp3

Oh! Ho ho! Not good.

negative_followup_03.mp3

Oh man!

negative_followup_05.mp3

You know Morty, it sometimes feels like they don't even care.

negative_followup_06.mp3

Uh! What a mess.

negative_event_ended_01.mp3

Uh! Stand down. Stand down. Was a close call.

negative_event_ended_02.mp3

I can't believe how close that got.

negative_event_ended_04.mp3

It's a tiny blip on the map of your life, little peanut.

negative_followup_04.mp3

Oh! You gotta do something about this!

negative_followup_07.mp3

Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.

negative_followup_08.mp3

Geez man! They're getting whooped!

negative_followup_09.mp3

Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.

negative_followup_10.mp3

Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.

negative_followup_11.mp3

When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?

negative_followup_12.mp3

Hoooo hoooooooo!

negative_followup_13.mp3

Geez! Ugh! This isn't good.

negative_followup_14.mp3

Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.

negative_followup_15.mp3

Huuugh that's not good.

negative_followup_16.mp3

Hooooooo that's trouble.

negative_followup_17.mp3

It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.

negative_followup_18.mp3

It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!

negative_followup_19.mp3

Horse pucky! Whoa! Careful Morty. That's some pretty hefty language you're throwing around.

negative_followup_20.mp3

This normally never happens Morty and I know you won't believe it but: I think I made a mistake.

mayor_of_I_told_you_town.mp3

Bet you're loving this. You get to be the mayor of I Told You Town. You're welcome.

meeseeks_follow_up.mp3

Whatever you do, don't bother trying to get the Meeseeks to improve your game. You suck too bad.

lo_prio_punk.mp3

Whoever that was, you're gonna wind up in low priority, punk. Calm down Morty! Punk!

oh_boy_random.mp3

Oh boy.

just_a_bunch_of_1s_and_0s.mp3

Everybody relax. It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there. You're gonna be fine.

that_was_just_horrible.mp3

That was just horrible, Rick!

player_abandons_01.mp3

They probably had to leave because their mom needed to get on Facebook.

player_abandons_02.mp3

Oh screw that guy. Screw that guy! Or girl. Screw that person!

player_abandons_03.mp3

Oh gee, you know nothing makes me more mad than when somebody just straight up leaves and quits the game. Calm down, Morty, calm down.

player_abandons_04.mp3

You know Rick, that person wasn't carrying their weight anyways. We got this!

player_abandons_05.mp3

Can't we just play a game where nobody bails?!

player_abandons_06.mp3

Oh jeez Rick, we're a man down. I know Morty, but think about what happens if we win. Think of the bragging rights we'll have!

player_disconnects_01.mp3

Oh come on are you serious? Where did that player just decide to go?

player_disconnects_02.mp3

Oh man, player just disconnected? What is this, a game? Is this a game to everybody?

player_disconnects_03.mp3

Oh great? You know what we just got Rick? We just got a player disconnecting on us.

player_disconnects_04.mp3

Geez if I had a nickel for every time a player disconnected, I would have enough money to buy a vintage trinket from an old lady trinket store.

player_disconnects_05.mp3

Player's disconnected. This is why I say local LAN is the way to go, Rick.

player_disconnects_06.mp3

Plaaayer disconnect...ted.

player_disconnects_07.mp3

Oh great great! Player disconnected. Leave us hanging.

player_reconnected_01.mp3

Well well well, look what the cat drugged in. Drugged? Is he on drugs?

player_reconnected_02.mp3

Oh boy Morty look who just came back. I guess their disconnection was just a minor inconvenience.

player_reconnected_03.mp3

Oh! They're back. Who would have thought.

player_abandons_peace_oot.mp3

As they say in Canada: peace oot!

player_leaves_01.mp3

Oh! Getting sick of this crap.

somebody_turn_the_game_off_let_me_free.mp3

Someone turn the game off. Let me free!

synthetic_laser_eels.mp3

Can we wrap this up? Me and Morty have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage.

run_out_of_this_simulated_world.mp3

Quick, Morty! We can run out of this simulated environment before it reboots.

what_does_dota_stand_for.mp3

Hey Rick, what does Dota stand for anyways? Ah, Morty it doesn't stand for anything, Morty!

demonstration_of_the_ants.mp3

Hey Rick, I think this is that game: Demonstration of the Ants, right? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty.

die_for_real_morty_01.mp3

Remember, if you dii-ugh-iiiie in Dota, you die for real, Morty! Oooh!

die_for_real_morty_02.mp3

Remember if you die in Dota you die for real, Morty! Oooooh!

what_happens_if_they_dont_pick_someone_rick.mp3

What happens if they don't pick someone, Rick, what then?

idle_defenestration_of_those_patients_01.mp3

I think this is that game Defenestration of those Patients, right Rick? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty.

mister_meeseeks.mp3

Look at me! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Dota 2, baby!

game_started_02.mp3

Yo, what up my glip glops!

all_pick_01.mp3

All pick!

all_pick_02.mp3

Oh All Pick!

all_pick_03.mp3

All Pick!

mid_only_01.mp3

Mid Only! It's a mess, but let's do it.

mid_only_02.mp3

Mid Only! I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.

mid_only_03.mp3

Mid Only! It's gonna get crazy up in here.

least_played_01.mp3

Least Played!

least_played_02.mp3

Alrighty, Least Played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.

least_played_03.mp3

Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's Least Played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.

limited_heroes_01.mp3

Limited Heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.

limited_heroes_02.mp3

Aww, it's Limited Heroes. Is this babby's first day out?

limited_heroes_03.mp3

Limited Heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.

1v1_01.mp3

Oh boy we've got a 1v1 over here.

1v1_02.mp3

Oh geez. 1v1. We got a tough guy, uh, couple of tough guys with something to prove.

1v1_03.mp3

Geez. 1v1. Why don't you two go get a room?

ability_draft_01.mp3

Oh geez, Ability Draft. Yeah this mode's ridiculous.

ability_draft_02.mp3

Oh boy Ability Draft. In other words: Nonsense Mode.

ability_draft_03.mp3

Ability Draft. Ugh. Time to stack the deck.

all_random_01.mp3

All Random!

all_random_02.mp3

All Random!

captains_draft_01.mp3

Captain's Draft!

captains_draft_02.mp3

Oo Captain's Draft!

captains_mode_01.mp3

Captain's Mode!

captains_mode_02.mp3

Oh Captain's Mode!

captains_mode_03.mp3

Attention on deck, all hands on deck! We got a Captain's Mode!

deathmatch_01.mp3

Deathmatch!

deathmatch_02.mp3

Ooo! Deathmatch!

easy_mode_01.mp3

Ohh! Easy mode.

easy_mode_02.mp3

Oh, little baby picked Easy Mode.

easy_mode_03.mp3

Oh boy, Easy Mode. This is gonna be exciting.

random_draft_01.mp3

Oh boy it's a Random Draft.

random_draft_02.mp3

Random Draft!

reverse_captains_mode_01.mp3

Reverse Captain's Mode? Yeah, I've done it Morty. I've done it.

reverse_captains_mode_02.mp3

Reverse Captain's Mode? Yeah Morty, I've done it. It's great.

single_draft_01.mp3

Single Draft!

single_draft_02.mp3

I like my Single Drafts with a dash of lemonade.

single_draft_03.mp3

Oh! Single Draft!

choose_your_hero_06.mp3

Oh boy. Don't rush it. Gotta choose that hero right.

unknown_mode_01.mp3

Oh jeez Rick. Check out this mode, huh! Yeah I never seen a mode like this before.

unknown_mode_02.mp3

Whoa, Morty! Morty I can't believe they picked this mode. Yeah this is a crazy old mode.

unknown_mode_03.mp3

Oh, I hope they have fun with this mode. Yeah this mode is just out of control.

top_is_missing_01.mp3

Missing top!

top_is_missing_02.mp3

Better be careful guys, top is missing. Anything could happen.

top_is_missing_03.mp3

Missing top!

mid_is_missing_01.mp3

Uh oh! The middle is missing. Could he be right behind you? I don't know.

mid_is_missing_02.mp3

Oh geez the middle is missing. I can't take this Rick, it's freaking me out.

mid_is_missing_03.mp3

Uh, the-ugh middle is missing.

bot_is_missing_01.mp3

Missing bottom!

bot_is_missing_02.mp3

Missing bottom!

bot_is_missing_03.mp3

Oh bottom is missing. Morty get ready. This is what we've been waiting for.

bot_is_missing_04.mp3

Oh bottom is missing. You know I'm more of a top myself, but uh...

abaddon_01.mp3

If you hit this guy he gets healthier. Can you believe that?

alchemist_01.mp3

Morty don't get any funny ideas. Just cuz that little guy's in charge of the operation, it doesn't make things any easier, alright? Geez Rick, y-y-you're being mean to me.

alchemist_02.mp3

Do you think, like, you know, he wipes the big one's, you know, thing? His behind area? Morty, you're really skirting the line.

ancient_apparition_01.mp3

You know Rick, they say this guy's ancient but I don't know. He's got a youthful glow in his eye.

antimage_01.mp3

Who in their right mind hates magic? Forget about this guy. What a joke.

antimage_02.mp3

Hey Rick, you're going to love this guy cuz he hates magic just like you. Morty I don't hate magic. I just hate, you know, magicians.

arc_warden_01.mp3

Hey Rick, this guy'd be pretty great if our electricity went out and we could hang out with him. You're an idiot Morty.

arc_warden_02.mp3

Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves somebody with dissociative personality disorder.

axe_01.mp3

Hey Rick, this guy's like me because if you give me an insult, I'll spin right back around and get thrown back at ya. Oh boy Morty. Well put.

axe_02.mp3

I'd go out on a limb and say this is the manliest guy in the game.

bane_01.mp3

He'll trap your ass in a nightmare, boy. Morty, I hate to break it to you but I'm already trapped in a nightmare.

bane_02.mp3

I don't know if I'd want to drink a beer with Bane. Morty, you'd have a hard time drinking beer in general.

bane_03.mp3

Geez, this guy's got some chompers on him. Like a horse face.

batrider_01.mp3

Hey Rick, I don't know what makes this guy so great. If you took away his bat, what are you left with?

beastmaster_01.mp3

You know Rick, I like this guy because he's a dog lover, you know, and I like dogs. I feel like they have souls and little personalities.

bloodseeker_01.mp3

This guy can smell weakness, Morty. You're his prime target.

bounty_hunter_01.mp3

Hey Rick, what do you think this guy looks like under that bandanna? Think he's got beautiful, kissable lips under there?

brewmaster_01.mp3

You know Morty there's only one character in this game that I really care about, and it happens to be Brewmaster.

brewmaster_02.mp3

You know what's funny Rick, this guy's a lot like you because he drinks a lot of alcohol, and then he's got a real split personality if you catch my meaning. You can't hurt me Morty.

bristleback_01.mp3

Uh, yeah, somebody call 1986. We've got a guy with a rock and a rope.

bristleback_02.mp3

Got a reeeal porcupine-style back. For extra durable protection. Uh Morty, this guy's not a condom.

broodmother_01.mp3

This lady got all those spiders bursting out of all the things she kills. That will be one of the coolest things that I've ever seen.

centaur_warrunner_01.mp3

Beautiful Clydesdale-style feet. Yeah Morty I agree, those are some nice Clydesdale foots.

chaos_knight_01.mp3

You know Rick I like the dark and the reds. This could make a good kitchen color scheme.

chen_01.mp3

You know Morty, religion and science don't get along. That's why I'm not a fan of this guy.

clinkz_01.mp3

You know Morty, the only clinks I like are the ones that are in my glass of gin.

clinkz_02.mp3

You know what I like about this guy Morty, is that he's light. Light on his feet. No meat.

clockwerk_01.mp3

He went through the trouble of making himself a robotic armor suit, but then he didn't bother to make it a good one.

clockwerk_02.mp3

Geez Morty, even your dog made a better suit of armor than this guy. It's pathetic.

crystal_maiden_01.mp3

Boy Rick, let me tell ya, I got hearts in my eyes over here.

crystal_maiden_02.mp3

You want me to give you a minute of private time with your laptop? That's gross, Rick.

dark_seer_01.mp3

Remember we ran into this guy on that one interdimensional asteroid. Remember? He was the really drunk one? Oh yeah, I remember that. He was wasted.

dark_seer_02.mp3

You know Morty, you gotta be careful. He'll throw up a wall, he'll start attacking you. Forget about it.

dazzle_01.mp3

How come this guy's got a bunch of crap all over his face. Have a little respect, he's a shaman.

death_prophet_01.mp3

You know, look, you're a ghost, you're a vampire, you're French. Figure it out. Pick one.

disruptor_01.mp3

I'm not sure which one of these two I'm supposed to be focused on: the dinosaur or the weirdo on his back. Yeah, I have a feeling it's the weirdo on his back, Morty.

doom_01.mp3

Yeah, you know this guy's real tough looking, but I'll bet he's a real dainty gentleman on the inside.

dragon_knight_01.mp3

You know, Morty, kids like dragons. I'm gonna go give this guy a thumbs up.

drow_ranger_01.mp3

Yeah, she shoots arrows. That's it. Good choice.

drow_ranger_02.mp3

Hey Rick, give me a beat. All right. She's got a brow, she's a Drow, she's a smaugh.

drow_ranger_03.mp3

You know, Rick, I really like her white hair. What is this Morty, fashion police?

earth_spirit_01.mp3

You know I'll tell you what you know sometimes the oldest weapon is the best one: rocks. You know, who would've thought. Yeah, you know rocks. It's so easy. Who needs all this other stuff? You got a bunch of rocks.

earthshaker_01.mp3

I don't like totems. Who cares about totems? I don't like totems, okay? It's where I draw the line.

earthshaker_02.mp3

You know Rick, I wish I had a pet that looked like this. He looks like a koala mixed with a bear or something.

elder_titan_01.mp3

You know this guy's responsible because he's got his briefcase with him. That's not a briefcase Rick, that's a giant stapler. Either way, Morty, he's ready to work.

ember_spirit_01.mp3

Hey, anybody got a light? Ha ha! Ho ho! Rick, you're really pulling out the jokes over there. Shut up, Morty.

ember_spirit_02.mp3

Got a light? Oh! Ha ha! That one's for you, Morty, cuz you like bad jokes.

enchantress_01.mp3

Man, I'm confused, Rick. On one hand, she's a deer, but on the other hand she's a hell of a woman. Yeah I don't know what to do Morty, take her out to dinner, or take her out and eat her at dinner, you know what I’m saying? Venison. Yeah! Ha ha! We did it!

enigma_01.mp3

You know Morty I know you like black holes, but try to keep it together over there. Yeah, I do like black holes, they're really cool.

enigma_02.mp3

If you need some headlights, you could just grab his eyeballs out.

faceless_void_01.mp3

They call him Faceless Void but he does have at least a mouth.

gyro_01.mp3

Where's the passenger seat, Morty. What if this guy wanted to take someone on a date? Good luck.

gyro_02.mp3

I see we got an armchair inventor over here. Not bad.

gyro_03.mp3

Hey what do you know Rick. This guy built a ship just like you did out of spare parts. You guys are in the same league. This thing couldn't even leave the atmosphere, Morty.

huskar_01.mp3

This looks like your gym guy at the gym who's trying to one-up- The hell would you know about a gym, Morty. Your arm's about the size of my finger.

invoker_01.mp3

All you're gonna invoke is your ineptitude at your ability to handle a keyboard.

invoker_02.mp3

I don't know why anybody would pick this guy. He's impossible to play. Good luck. What are you, a veteran?

invoker_03.mp3

Yeah, boy, look at you mister fancy pants, picking this guy. Good luck you loser.

io_01.mp3

What? He's just a ball that floats around. He doesn't even talk. Yeah, but you know what he does do, Rick? He helps people.

io_02.mp3

You know Rick, this is the one character in the game I relate to the most. Why? Because nobody can understand a word he's saying?

jakiro_01.mp3

This guy'd be cool to have at a barbecue, because he could heat up the grill, and he could plop a few ice cubes in your drink. Couldn't have said it better myself, Morty.

juggernaut_01.mp3

You know, I gotta say I really like the style of this guy's mask. Yeah, but you gotta wonder: what's he hiding under there.

juggernaut_02.mp3

Hey Morty, what do you think is under that mask? I bet you just a blank nub.

juggernaut_03.mp3

You know, this guy looks all buff and crazy, but let's be honest. Underneath that mask he probably has a nice, dainty little pixie face.

kotl_01.mp3

Hey Rick, you think this guy's got a wife at home? No, obviously. That's why he's such a creep to all the female heroes.

kotl_02.mp3

Of all the heroes in the game, I think you're the most like this guy. W-why? Because you have no idea how to talk to women.

kunkka_01.mp3

Hey Rick, where are you going? Save my seat, Morty. I hear this guy throws rum around and I'm getting a bunch of receptacles to catch it.

kunkka_02.mp3

Arr matey. Arr matey!

leshrac_01.mp3

Geez, man, what's with all these horse people in this game, huh? Yeah, I don't know Morty. Lot of horse characters, huh?

leshrac_02.mp3

How many horse people do you need to put into one game? Am I right?

lich_01.mp3

Damn, this guy's got so many chains he's straight gangsta.

lifestealer_01.mp3

This guy's a life stealer, but you know what else he stole? What else Morty? My heart.

lina_02.mp3

You think it's on fire all over? You know, like all over her body? Every spot? Why do you ask, Morty?

lion_01.mp3

You know when you go to hell, the first thing they give you is a giant finger. Well, I guess he has been there then.

lone_druid_01.mp3

Geez, Rick. I never saw anybody who liked bears so much. Really Morty? Have you ever met Bears McBearson? That guy loves bears.

luna_01.mp3

Gotta be careful with a girl who rides a panther. You know what they say about girls who are into panthers? What do they say, Morty? That they're crazy.

lycan_01.mp3

Hey Rick, you think this guy could help me train my dogs? Yeah, Morty I bet he could. He looks like a real whisperer.

lycan_02.mp3

Hey Rick, you think he's got those dogs house broken? I don't think so, Morty. They look pretty wild.

magnus_01.mp3

Oh, this guy's got a reaaaal... Nose on him doesn't he Morty? Yeah he sure does. Got one hell of a nose.

magnus_02.mp3

He look we got a risoceros over here. What are you talking about? A risoceros? What did you say Morty? I said risoceros, right?

medusa_01.mp3

I guess this means Medusa's public domain, huh? Yeah, I think she's an old timey character from the olden days.

medusa_02.mp3

It's probably a good thing that she's ugly because, you know, you're not supposed to look at her, right? Yeah, that's right Morty. You turn to stone, I believe.

meepo_01.mp3

Uh oh, Morty. It's the Meeseeks of Dota 2.

meepo_02.mp3

Hey Morty, this guy reminds me of you, you wanna know why? Why? Because there's five of them, and I've had five Mortys. That's canon.

mirana_01.mp3

It's just her and her dog. Just her and her dog against the world, you know? Morty, clearly that's a tiger. It's not a dog. Oh, wait is that a lion? No it's a wolf.

mirana_02.mp3

She's got that girl next door kind of look to her. Yeah, if the girl next door turned invisible, and rode around on a huge tiger or whatever that is.

morphling_01.mp3

You know you can't have too much water, Rick. Actually Morty, that's not true. There's a thing called hyper hydration.

morphling_02.mp3

Think the only reason they picked this guy is because, sub-consciously, they need to get a shower.

naga_01.mp3

Hey boy Rick, I'm getting an eye-full over here. Morty, back up. Stop looking so closely, Morty.

natures_prophet_01.mp3

Hey Rick, you think this guy raps? Because with a name like Nature's Prophet, sounds like a rapper to me. Yeah, a granola bar rapper. Whoooah.

necro_01.mp3

Gotta tell you Morty, if there's one character in this game who needs medical insurance, I think we found him. Yeah, this guy's a real mess.

nyx_01.mp3

Boy this beetle's got a one-track mind, and it's all about basketball.

nyx_02.mp3

Boy I hope the Knicks win this year or this guy's gonna get piiissed.

ogre_magi_01.mp3

Oh Morty, this guy's a great example of how luck is all you need in life. You don't have to be smart.

ogre_magi_02.mp3

Hey is this guy in your class at school, Morty? Hey go easy on me, Rick. I'm in a normal class, okay?

outworld_01.mp3

Morty, stay behind me. He can't damage intelligent people.

pa_01.mp3

Hey Morty, is it just me or is this lady all blurry. It's all blurry on me. Nah, it's okay Rick. You got a few more drinks left in ya.

phoenix_01.mp3

Oh my god, Rick. That bird's on fire. He's on fire. Oh that's horrible. Somebody needs to get in there and save him.

pit_lord_01.mp3

Morty this is what happens when people that don't know what they're doing start messing around with portal guns.

pit_lord_02.mp3

Hey Morty, check this guy out. Thinks he knows what he's doing messing with portals and stuff.

puck_01.mp3

Why don't they just let the faerie dragons, y'know, live their life.

puck_02.mp3

Hey Rick, did you know that there were faerie dragons? No, I never knew about that but here we have one, right here. It's a faerie dragon.

pudge_01.mp3

I think I just lost my appetite, Rick. Yeah, this guy really makes you think twice about eating meat.

pugna_01.mp3

Hey Morty, you know what we all have in common with Pugna? What? We all have skeletons inside of us. Every one of us.

qop_01.mp3

Geez, Rick, this lady's really crazy, you know. She's all dressed all naked and wild and stuff. Yeah, I know Morty. I got dibs.

razor_01.mp3

I like that he's comfortable wearing a dress, you know? Yeah me too Morty. I really gotta give this guy--I really gotta hand it to him.

riki_01.mp3

There's only enough room for one Rick in this game, Morty. And it's me.

rubick_01.mp3

Morty, it says right here that he definitely likes to steal things. Oh great, what a Rubick.

rubick_02.mp3

He certainly likes to steal things that are, you know, not his. I'm referring to the spells.

sand_king_02.mp3

Uh oh, we got ourselves a sand character Morty. I don't like sand Rick. I'm getting mad, Rick. Calm down, Morty. It's gonna be alright.

sand_king_01.mp3

I've got eremikaphobia. Google it. I'm freaking out over here.

shadow_demon_01.mp3

Oh Morty, you don't want to get locked in one of this guy's holes. You'll get a fine case of PTSD.

shadow_fiend_01.mp3

Six six six Morty. Hail Satan. Ha ha ha, yeah, hail Satan.

shadow_fiend_02.mp3

This guy's gonna come after your soul Morty. He's coming after your soul. Oh geez, you gotta protect me, Rick.

shadow_shaman_01.mp3

Hey Rick, you know, every game needs a shaman type, you know. You gotta have your shaman.

shadow_shaman_02.mp3

Hey Morty you know why he's got those boards strapped across his ears like that? Why, Rick? Cuz he's sick of hearing your bullshit, Morty.

shadow_shaman_03.mp3

I guess taping wood to yourself is better than not having any armor at all. Yeah, you said it Morty.

silencer_01.mp3

Whoa Rick, check this guy out! He's got a lot going on for- Silence, Morty!

silencer_02.mp3

Named after the thing I wish I could hear all the time: silence.

skywrath_mage_01.mp3

Dubba lub nub doo ra ka. Wubba lubba dub dub. Yeah, you said it, Rick.

skywrath_mage_02.mp3

Nubba lub dub rub. Whoa, Morty. This is a kid's game. Easy.

slardar_01.mp3

I think he's trying to catch something with that angler fish nodule on his face. He's trying to catch a break, Morty. Any way he can.

slark_01.mp3

Hey Morty, you know what I like about this guy? He knows when to disappear. You could learn something from him Morty.

slark_02.mp3

Who geez, who doesn't disappear in this game?

slark_03.mp3

You know, reminds me of a pet piranha I once had Morty. His name was Roger. It's getting really specific. It's true Morty, it's a whole part of my backstory, I had a pet pirhanna named Roger. He was a good boy.

sniper_01.mp3

Hey, geez Rick, why does Santa Claus have all kinds of weapons and bombs and stuff? Because he's pissed Morty. You were a bad boy this year. Santa Claus is real.

spectre_01.mp3

Geez Rick, I'm not so sure about this lady. Oh, finally drawing a line in the sand Morty?

spirit_breaker_01.mp3

Hey you know what you have in common with this guy, Rick? What's that Morty? You're always breaking my spirit, Rick.

spirit_breaker_02.mp3

Remember when you said I couldn't fly the ship? Well you broke my spirits on that one. Sorry Morty.

storm_spirit_01.mp3

You know Morty, I gotta tell you, you could learn a lot from this character. Just be yourself, Morty. What are you talking about?

sven_01.mp3

Hey Rick, I can't understand what this guy's talking about. Yeah, Morty. I could make a device that would help me understand what he's saying, but it's beneath me.

sven_02.mp3

He kind of looks sad, you know with those downturned horns and all. Morty, never judge a book by its cover. I saw that guy at a nightclub last weekend, he was going to town.

techies_01.mp3

Oh these are my boys! Yeah! The Techies! Ho ho!

techies_02.mp3

I used to hang out with guys like these. They knew how to party.

terrorblade_01.mp3

I don't think this guy would ever want to swap health a guy like you, if you catch my drift, oh! I'm in the prime of my life. I'm in the prime of my life, Morty.

tidehunter_01.mp3

Man, you know Morty, if this guy could trade a couple of those tentacles for a neck, he'd really be in business.

tidehunter_02.mp3

The last time I met somebody with this thick of a neck, uh... What? You got a punch line? No. I have a good setup though.

tinker_01.mp3

Ah Tinker, we meet again.

tinker_02.mp3

Me and Tinker we go way back Morty. What'd he look like before the exoskeleton? Like somebody you'd see at a bar.

tinker_03.mp3

Ah, Tinker, you old bastard. You made through the Glarflorpian Wars. Been too long.

tinker_04.mp3

Wow! Tinker! He finally finished that exoskeleton he was trying to build.

tiny_01.mp3

Hey you know what would be cool, Rick, is if they took this guy and they put him on our front lawn. Think about how nice that would look.

tiny_02.mp3

Within the hearts of tiny people lay the hearts of bigger people! Oh, color me inspired, Morty.

treant_01.mp3

This shouldn't be allowed, Rick, a giant walking, talking tree. They gotta draw the line somewhere.

treant_02.mp3

Oh, when is the government going to step in? These genetically modified Os are getting carried away.

treant_03.mp3

You know first it was a little twig, but now look at this thing.

troll_warlord_01.mp3

You know Rick, this guy probably had a nice tribe, and a bunch of tribes people. What a waste.

troll_warlord_02.mp3

I like this guy's beanie hair. You know, he's got that beanie look. Oh, are they calling it beanie hair?

tusk_01.mp3

If you hang out with this guy, you're gonna sweat flavored snow cone Morty. The hell are you talking about, Rick?

undying_01.mp3

Yeah, geez, I guess every game has to have a zombie now-a-days, huh?

undying_02.mp3

I hope I don't end up like this guy, with a bunch of regrets and a giant tombstone.

undying_03.mp3

Morty, I've never seen a more original character. It's a zombie whose got a giant tombstone. And then more zombies come out of that.

ursa_01.mp3

Morty if I could hire this guy as a bodyguard, I'd probably never see you again.

vengeful_01.mp3

How many upset spirits are in this game? Yeah, I know, there's Vengeful Spirit, there's Revenge Spirit, Angry Spirit...

veno_01.mp3

Geez Rick, this guy looks like one of those types of characters you'd see guarding a ladder in a platformer game. You know what I mean?

viper_01.mp3

Oh, it's a snake-type character. I wonder if it's poisonous.

viper_02.mp3

Oh boy there's a lot of snake people in this game. Yeah Rick but you gotta be careful because this snake's got some wings on him, know what I'm saying?

visage_01.mp3

You know Morty there's a lot of things we could say about Visage, but I think the first thing that comes to mind is... Um... His bracelets. I love those bracelets.

warlock_01.mp3

Morty, where do you think he gets all those golems that he's summoning? Yeah, he's taking them away from their families and friends. No wonder they're so pissed.

weaver_01.mp3

You know Morty, a lot of western civilization wouldn't want to eat this guy, but I tell ya: it's good protein.

weaver_02.mp3

Geez, you know I wouldn't wanna find something like that under my mattress. That's where I keep this guy. He's under your mattress. I'm not even kidding: look. Oh my god!

winter_wyvern_01.mp3

Boy I've never seen a crazy monster wear a tiara before. I guess it's his birthday.

witch_doctor_02.mp3

Morty, he may not look it but this is a real doctor. He cured me of my alcoholism. What do you talking about? You're still an alcoholic. What I mean is he made me care less about my alcoholism.

wraith_king_01.mp3

Hey Morty, this guy's beard is making me hungry for a breakfast croissant.

generic_enough_horse_based_characters_to_start_kentucky_derby.mp3

Geez, we got enough horse-based characters to start a whole new Kentucky Derby.

generic_female_character_pick_01.mp3

It's hot in here. Is it just me or is it hot in here. Alright, relax Morty.

generic_female_character_pick_02.mp3

Hey Morty, why don't we dress up like her and go to a convention. That's a great idea, Rick!

generic_fire_character_01.mp3

This guy loves fire, but I'll tell ya: fire's not a joke.

generic_healing_hero.mp3

If he saw me and I was all hurting and stuff, he'd save me. Where are you getting this from?

generic_illusion_based_hero_01.mp3

You know Rick, I've never been a fan of characters that can create ghostly, false versions of themselves. It's not cool.

generic_illusion_based_hero_02.mp3

Sometimes it takes seeing a reflection of your own self before you realize how horrible you truly are.

generic_interdimensional_character_maybe_od.mp3

Morty, this is the one guy in the game that's interdimensional, just like us.

generic_male_hero_line.mp3

Hey, you know when girls say I'm looking for that tall, dark, and handsome? Well, here he is.

generic_skeleton_team.mp3

That's it, Morty! Just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.

generic_wizard_pick.mp3

Man this guy's a real top notch wizard, Morty. Tell you that much.

generic_wouldnt_cosplay.mp3

Yeah, I wouldn't cosplay as this character. No way.

generic_hero_pick_line_01.mp3

You know what's cool about this guy? What Morty? Nothing. He's the worst. I don't like this one. You blew it.

generic_hero_pick_line_02.mp3

Man this guy pisses me off. I don't know why Morty. Just pisses me off.

generic_how_many_characters_are_in_this_game.mp3

How many characters are in this fricken' game. This is getting to be ridiculous.

generic_nice_pick.mp3

Alright! Nice pick.

generic_why_would_you_pick_this_guy.mp3

Why would you pick this guy? He's the worst.

generic_zip_my_lip.mp3