On Tuesday evening Donald Trump will officially kick off his re-election bid from a rally in Orlando, Florida, where, he wants you to know, people have been waiting for days to hang on his every word. Ahead of the event the president’s eldest son and namesake, Don Jr., has a message for America: Vote for my dad or the U.S. will become a feminazi socialist hellhole brimming with immigrants in which you can’t even use the n-word 11 times in a shared Google doc or march through the streets flashing white power signs without people getting all sensitive about it.

In an op-ed for his girlfriend’s ex-employer, Junior writes that while the Trump campaign painted Hillary Clinton as the devil incarnate, she would be a dream president compared to the 2020 Democratic candidates. “We are no longer dealing with the party of Hillary Clinton, let alone the party of Bill Clinton,” Donny warns. “My father and his re-election campaign are all that stand between the prosperous, faithful, and peaceful America of the Trump economic boom, and the revenge-hungry, far-left extremist party of ‘the Resistance.’” What “kind of country lurks beneath the relentless, cheap attacks on family that serve to frame the Democrats’ campaign as a return to ‘normalcy’”? Donny has a pretty good idea!

For starters, America would be overrun by non-white immigrants who would displace the natives; steal their jobs; rob them of opportunities; and shamelessly make themselves at home. “Virtually every Democrat running for president right now, including the so-called ‘moderate’ ones, would eagerly embark on the march toward open borders,” Donny writes, claiming that “America, according to the new Democratic Party, does not belong to Americans. It is ‘native land’ and we have no right to control entry into it.” All the work Donald Trump has done to make white nationalists feel comfortable airing their bigoted opinions and insisting the United States is theirs and theirs alone? Overnight, it would be for naught.

America, under, say, a President Elizabeth Warren, or a Bernie Sanders, or a Pete Buttigieg, or even a Joe Biden, would no longer be a place where people can scream “this is socialism!” about literally anything they oppose, be it universal health care, healthy school lunches, or a plotline on Gentleman Jack. Democrats, Donny claims, “long for a country that will tolerate absolutely no dissent from their extremist socialist agenda and will do anything to ensure the people who voted for my father are unable to organize again.” You know what kind of world Democrats want? “A country where eminent medical professionals and even self-described socialist feminists are banned on social media, the modern public square, for questioning the most radical ideas founded in identity politics.” (Weirdly, Don does not mention that his father has said we should “close [the] internet up” like North Korea and China, or that he’s called for the jailing of flag burners, or that he’s relentlessly attacked the free press as the enemy of the people.)

Democratic candidates, Junior warns, with their crazy ideas about congressional oversight, or making college affordable, or not passing tax legislation that solely benefits the 0.00001%, or not—and this one is truly outrageous—separating four-month-old babies from their families, “not only seek to subvert America’s borders but also actively [encourage] the subversion of the American economy, the American family, and even the American constitution itself.” They want to make it legal for “Catholic high schoolers [to] be harassed in the street for wearing MAGA hats and then smeared as racist bigots in media,” all for supporting the racist, hateful agenda a MAGA hat stands for. They want, quite simply, for all hell to break loose: