FORGET snakes on a plane. Now there’s a goat on a train.

And no, we’re not kidding around.

This well-dressed goat rugged up for winter with a hat and a scarf for a quick ride through the suburbs of Melbourne.

In the photo doing the rounds on image sharing site Imgur, the goat looks like he or she was on their best behaviour, sitting calmly on a seat as the owner held a leash.

Nice day to take the goat for a stretch pic.twitter.com/TSVHV8goQH — J (@jezinkew) June 8, 2015

But Public Transport Victoria’s regulations on animals suggest this goat has been a baaaaaad boy.

Passengers are only allowed to bring dogs on leads with muzzles or small animals in suitable cages.

Apparently trains are a no-go zone for goats — even if they touch on.

Know the goat or its owner? Tell us: tom.minear@news.com.au