By Nicole He

Update: Well guys, it was a fake. You won this time, Internet.

My friend Katherine and I, planning on playing an open mic tonight, thought we’d make practicing more exciting by doing it while simultaneously navigating the treacherous waters of Chatroulette, the site that allows you to anonymously videochat with strangers. We suddenly came across four guido-looking guys dancing in a bedroom, so naturally we just laughed and said, “Are you guys from New Jersey?” Turns out they are New Jersey.