Anonymously, a man talks about his beer problems.

It started back when I passed the beer sommelier test. My wife left me shortly after, when we could not agree on the best pilsner ever.

All my friends were already long gone. My last buddy was a home brewer, too, till... well... what can I say...

He brewed a Bohemian style pilsner, and he used Lubelski instead of Saaz hops! Can you imagine?! Of course I told him how wrong that was. He hasn't talked to me ever since.

Well. That's how it is when you are a beer snob. There is no such thing as "just a little beer" anymore.