We’ve become accustomed to the usual art institution social media feeds that remind us of artists’ birthdays (HBD, Silpa Bhirasri!), collection highlights (nice, Riza-yi `Abbasi, Met!), upcoming events (Basquiat talk at the Pérez!), and the other static in our art-filled lives. OK, that’s harsh, but you know what I mean. What are we really asking for? What insight do we seek?

#AskaCurator day was conceived by UK-based Mar Dixon and has been embraced by many museums around the world. Yesterday, to mark the occasion, two well-known art writers (Jörg Colberg in Massachusetts and Carolina Miranda in California) decided to poke fun at the daylong curatorial celebration in their own social media–savvy way.

Let me curate that for you …

@jmcolberg It's something that lies between protein and gluten, between the crisp and the soft, between over-easy and toasted. — Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah) September 14, 2016

@jmcolberg It raises issues of hybridity, of juxtaposing two opposing elements in ways that interrogate their forms and textures. — Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah) September 14, 2016

@jmcolberg Breakfast is indeed a cyclical concept, a performative gesture that regenerates with the start of each day. — Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah) September 14, 2016

@jmcolberg A compliment for sure, though no evidence remains of my performance except its memory. I am the Tino Seghal of huevos fritos. — Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah) September 14, 2016

@jmcolberg Thanks for your deep engagement. I think this may be one of the best discussions I've had on #AskACurator #AboutBreakfast — Carolina A. Miranda (@cmonstah) September 14, 2016