"This lil pimp could be mo' useful ta tha UNSC than a gangbangin' fleet of destroyers, a thousand Lieutenants -- or even me. In tha end, one lil pimp could be tha difference between peace n' a unwinnable war." — Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Catherine Halsey referrin ta John-117.[4]

Masta Chief Petty Officer John-117, also known simply by his bangin rank as tha "Masta Chief" or (as is common up in military culture) simply as tha "Chief", be a Spartan-II supersoldier of tha UNSC Navyz Special Weapons division. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude served as one of da most thugged-out blingin figurez of tha Human-Covenant War fo' realz. Afta over thirty muthafuckin yearz of actizzle duty, he is one of da most thugged-out decorated war veteranz of tha United Nations Space Command.

Tha 411 [ edit ]

This article be a funky-ass brief overview of John-117z game. For a mad detailed peep Johnz entire history, please peep his bibliography pages

Summary [ edit ]

"I do not remember mah name. I do not remember mah family. I do not remember mah home. But I can remember tha game. We played it every day fo' realz. And I never lost. Da game... It aint nuthin but tha only thang I can remember bout tha game I had before I kicked it wit Doctor Halsey. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since then, I have experienced a gametime of combat. Through thirty years of war against alien aggressors... I have always known mah fate. I knew somedizzle I would take a thugged-out dirtnap in battle. But now dat it is here... now dat it is time ta die... I find I aint ready." — Jizzy reflects upon his wild lil' freakadelic game n' fate.[5]

Masta Chief Petty Officer John-117.

By August of 2558, Jizzy had completed two hundred n' nine military operations, includin one hundred n' thirty-six full campaigns; mo' than mah playas other UNSC personnel on record all up in tha time.[3] Though Jizzy has commanded nearly every last muthafuckin Spartan-II at one time or another, tha lionz share of his game has been dropped as fireteam leader of Blue Crew yo. His actions durin tha Covenant War gots his ass every last muthafuckin major UNSC steez medal n' combat award, save fo' tha Prisoner of Battle Medallion, as well as nuff muthafuckin dozen civilian honors.[3][6][note 1]

As tha war neared its end, most of Johnz fellow SPARTAN-IIs was capped up in action durin tha Fall of Reach. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Jizzy n' his AI companion Cortana fled Reach n' their vessel fortuitously arrived at Halo Installation 04, a one hundred millennia-old superweapon pimped by tha Forerunners ta fuck wit they parasitic enemy, tha Flood, by cappin' all game up in tha galaxy fo' realz. Afta beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha Halo, tha surroundin Covenant fleet, n' tha Flood forces on tha ring, Jizzy moonwalked back ta Earth n' resisted tha Covenantz impromptu invasion. Pursuin tha invaders' flagship, tha Masta Chief encountered Installation 05, where a civil war soon broke up within tha Covenant. Weeks later, Jizzy followed tha remainin Covenant forces ta the Ark, tha Halo Arrayz control center, which da ruffneck disabled before tha Halos could be fired.

Jizzy went missin afta tha warz final battle up in December 2552, havin stymied tha threat of tha Covenant, tha Flood, n' tha Halos.[7] In tha interbellum, Jizzy was lauded as a hero, n' though da thug was officially declared MIA like all Spartans,[8] da thug was ostensibly believed by tha UNSC ta have perished.[7] Afta his bangin recovery up in July 2557, he played a key role up in tha conflict between tha UNSC n' tha Didactz Promethean forces n' a new Covenant faction, beginnin on tha shield ghetto Requiem. This culminated up in a battle on Earth n' tha Didactz temporary defeat, as well as tha apparent loss of Cortana.[9] Jizzy subsequently reunited wit Blue Crew n' wit they help, vanquished tha Didact a second time. Jizzy n' his Spartan compatriots went on ta participate up in a shitload of freshly smoked up missions fo' over a year.

Durin one such mission, Jizzy had a vision of a seemingly kickin it Cortana. This prompted his ass ta go up in search of her against direct orders, wit tha rest of Blue Crew choosin ta remain by his side.[10] In response, tha UNSC declared Blue Crew absent without leave n' busted Spartan-IV Fireteam Osiris ta recover dem wild-ass muthafuckas.[11] On Genesis, Jizzy n' Blue Crew hustled dat Cortana had assumed tha Mantle fo' her muthafuckin ass n' was plannin on rockin tha Guardians ta enforce peace across tha galaxy. Jizzy rejected Cortanaz offer ta join her, promptin her ta imprison his ass n' tha rest of Blue Crew up in a Cryptum.[12] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Spartan-IIs was freed by Fireteam Osiris, wit both Spartan crews travelin ta Sanghelios while Cortana unleashed tha Guardians on tha galaxy.[11]

Identification [ edit ]

Within tha military he is most commonly identified as "SPARTAN-117" or tha phonetic callsign "Sierra 117" fo' realz. As wit all Spartans, Jizzy was regarded by tha Covenant as a "Demon". But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Jizzy specifically was known as "the Demon", a epithet he gots afta tha destruction of Installation 04, though allied Sangheili soon came ta address his ass as "Spartan". Da Didact n' tha Warden Eternal addressed Jizzy n' his Spartan crewmates as Warriors or Warrior-Servants.[5][13]

Geography [ edit ]

Early game [ edit ]

Jizzy stargazin up in a grassy field on Eridanus Pt II.

John: "Maybe someone up there is wonderin what tha fuck itz like here." Ellie: "I guess, biatch? Do you be thinkin we'll eva meet them?" John: "I hope so. Don't yo slick ass?" — Jizzy stargazin philosophically wit his wild lil' playa Ellie.

Born on March 7, 2511,[1][14] Jizzy lived wit his mother n' daddy up in Elysium City, on tha colony ghetto of Eridanus Pt II yo. Dude attended tha Elysium Citizzle Primary Ejaculation Facilitizzle Number 119 fo' realz. As a cold-ass lil child, Jizzy had brown hair, freckles, n' a lil' small-ass gap between his wild lil' front teeth. In a memory, he recalled dat his crazy-ass mutha was kind n' smelled of soap.[15] Da would-be UNSC Marine Lieutenant Parisa was a cold-ass lil childhood playa of John's. Jizzy once saved her from drownin at Lake Gusev, afta which he promised ta fuck her n' keep her safe fo' realz. A photo of tha two was also taken by Parisaz daddy soon after, n' would be kept as a memory by Parisa long afta dat dunkadelic hoe thought Jizzy had took a dirt nap.[16] Dude also was a gangbangin' playa of Ellie Bloom, livin next ta each other up in they childhood, n' Katrina, whoz ass played obstacle races wit his ass n' Ellie.[17]

Conscription [ edit ]

Halsey: "It aint nuthin but straight-up sick ta hook up you, biatch. I wanted ta ask you what tha fuck you was bustin?" John: "Winning." — Dr yo. Halsey n' Jizzy durin they first meeting.[18]

At tha age of six, Jizzy was identified by Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Catherine Halsey as one of 150 preliminary muthafuckas fo' tha SPARTAN-II program. Jizzy was a ideal physical n' menstrual muthafucka, standin a head talla than tha majoritizzle of his schoolmates, havin pimped outa physical proportions, possessin pimped outa strength, exhibitin superior reflexes, n' havin a aggressive drive fo' success. By tha time da thug was conscripted, dat schmoooove muthafucka had a strang of forty-five victories up in what tha fuck Dr yo. Halsey referred ta as a "brutal version" of Mackdaddy of tha Hill, resultin up in his ass havin a cold-ass lil chipped tooth n' his opponents sufferin various bone fractures.[19]

Jizzy bein abducted by ONI agents.

When Dr yo. Halsey n' LTJG Jacob Keyes hit up Eridanus Pt II up in 2517 ta study his ass - tha straight-up original gangsta of tha muthafuckas - they was impressed wit his crazy-ass muthafuckin intellect. In a gangbangin' final test of his viabilitizzle as a cold-ass lil muthafucka, da thug was axed ta determine which side an oldschool coin would land on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude peeped tha coin as it flew up in tha air n' caught it before it could land; erectly statin which side was face-up, on tha side of tha eagle. Lata dat same year, Jizzy n' 74 other six-year-old lil pimps was conscripted ta Reach: they was covertly kidnapped from they cribs n' replaced wit flash clones ta cover up tha kidnappings.[note 2] All of tha clones would lata take a thugged-out dirtnap of seemingly natural causes as a result of they accelerated growth process, wit Johnz flash-clone dyin on December 7, 2517.[17][20]

Spartan hustlin [ edit ]

"Remember this: you don’t win unless yo' crew wins. One thug ballin all up in tha expense of tha crew means dat you lose." — CPO Mendez explainin trainees tha main scam of crewwork.[21]

Trainees 087, 034, 058, 117, n' 104, at round 8 muthafuckin yearz of age, afta bein introduced ta tha SPARTAN-II program.

Jizzy n' tha rest of tha lil pimps chosen fo' tha SPARTAN-II program was brought ta tha Reach FLEETCOM Military Complex, they freshly smoked up home fo' tha next nuff muthafuckin years. There, Dr yo. Halsey informed tha lil pimpz of they freshly smoked up purpose: they was destined ta become protectorz of Earth n' all its colonies. Da next mornin Jizzy discovered his steez tag, stitched tha fuck into his hustlin uniform, n' his freshly smoked up name: John-117. Jizzy fuckin started adjustin ta his freshly smoked up game, hustlin wit other Spartans under Chief Petty Officer Franklin Mendez.

In they first hustlin exercise, Jizzy was grouped wit fellow trainees Kelly-087 n' Samuel-034 up in a game of "Rin tha Bell". Jizzy rushed ahead of his cold-ass crewmates n' crossed tha finish line first; however, da thug was befuddled ta learn dat his cold-ass crew had lost, as Kelly n' Sam came last. This taught Jizzy tha importizzle of crewwork n' tha next day, his cold-ass crew banged up higher n' shit. Jizzy soon bonded wit Kelly n' Sam, whoz ass would become his wild lil' first n' closest playaz among tha trainees.[21] For eight muthafuckin years Jizzy was schooled up in history, military game n' tactics, n' weapons, n' was given off tha hook physical hustlin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Durin his hustlin, Jizzy used ta tease Serin-019 n' her g-thang of smokin leftovers from mealz of tha other muthafuckas.[22]

Jizzy quickly proved his dirty ass ta be one of tha programz top muthafuckas. Both Dr yo. Halsey n' Chief Mendez identified his ass as one of four emergin leadaz within tha Spartan-II group, along wit Kurt-051, Jerome-092, n' Frederic-104 yo. Halsey believed Jizzy held both tha game n' natural mobilitizzle ta lead tha entire Spartan-II group. Mendez disagreed wit her assessment, instead believin Kurt would fulfill tha role as crew leader.[23] Johnz leadershizzle game was erectly observed, as tha thangs up in dis biatch from they mission clearly solidified his bangin role as tha overall leader of tha Spartan-IIs yo. Dude also became tha established leader of Spartan Blue Crew.

Takin tha initiative [ edit ]

"No one’s bein left behind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! We’re goin ta figure a way ta git all of our asses out." — Jizzy motivatin his comrades durin tha Spartans' hustlin exercise up in Reachz Highlands[24]

Da lil' Spartans up in Reachz wilderness.

When tha Spartans was eight muthafuckin years old, they was busted on a hustlin mission up in which they was dropped over a forest located deep up in one of Reachz Highland Mountains. They was sposed ta fuckin git safely ta they extraction vehicle, a Albatross dropship. Da trainees also had instructions ta leave tha last member arrivin behind, or they punishment would be severe, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho fo' realz. Afta organizin theyselves, tha Spartans looked ta his ass as they leader n' shit. Dat shiznit was a role da thug was surprised ta be given yo, but eventually accepted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. When tha crew came across tha Albatross, dat shiznit was guarded by un-uniformed UNSC Marines, leadin Jizzy ta assume they was a threat yo. Dude quickly devised a plan ta eliminizzle tha hostiles, capture tha dropship, n' ensure tha safe extraction of every last muthafuckin crew member n' shiznit yo. Dude also decided ta take responsibilitizzle as tha last arrivin trainee singled up fo' punishment yo. Dude quickly hijacked tha dropshizzle wit tha help of Déjà, n' beat down tha guardz wit stones, injurin dem severely. Chief Mendez was not initially pleased, feelin Jizzy had violated tha boundariez of tha test. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat both Mendez n' Halsey quickly recognized Johnz initiative, n' promoted his ass ta Squad Leader n' shiznit fo' realz. Afta this, despite tha other Spartans risin up in rank n' leadin independent crews, Jizzy remained tha de facto leader of tha Spartans as a whole.

Physical augmentation [ edit ]

John-117: "Yo ass betta tell me, Dr yo. Halsey, biatch? Just dis time, biatch? How tha fuck do I win?" Dr yo. Halsey: "I’ll rap how tha fuck ta win, John. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass gotta survive." — Dr yo. Halsey hittin' up Jizzy right before his thugged-out augmentation procedures[25]

John-117, at 14 muthafuckin yearz of age, undergoin his thugged-out augmentation procedures.

At tha age of 14, Jizzy underwent tha fucked up SPARTAN-II augmentation procedures. These procedures resulted up in tha dirtnap of thirty trainees, wit twelve mo' physically disabled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Jizzy was one of thirty three Spartans whoz ass juiced it up all up in tha process unscathed, while tha wounded was busted ta tha Office of Naval Intelligence. Even before his cybernetic n' genetic augmentation, at 14 muthafuckin yearz of age, Jizzy had a physical body of a 18-year oldschool Olympic athlete.[25] Far beyond tha physical alterations, tha enhancements boosted tha Spartans reflexes, strength, enhanced eyesight, n' rendered they bones nearly unbreakable. Peepin they treatments, Jizzy n' tha other Spartans was transferred ta tha UNSC Atlas ta recover up in a microgravitizzle environment. Durin his wild lil' first visit ta tha Atlas' gym, Jizzy was confronted by four ODSTs, whose sergeant then ordered tha five of dem tha fuck into tha boxing ring. In tha ensuin fight, Jizzy inadvertently capped two of tha ODSTs, n' left tha others severely fucked up fo' realz. Accordin ta Major Antonio Silva, dis incident was orchestrated by tha Office of Naval Intelligence up in order ta test tha Spartans' augmentations.[15] While Jizzy had tried ta stay tha fuck away from tha confrontation, he nonetheless felt guilt at bein forced ta bust a cap up in other human beings yo, but felt by followin tha sergeantz orders, da ruffneck did tha right thang. Then-ODST Anthony Petrosky, whoz ass witnessed tha fight, would lata refer ta his comrades as "lambs ta tha slaughter"; da ruffneck busted lyrics bout Johnz punches as rapid-fire explosions, n' dat tha fight was over up in less than five seconds.[26]

Peepin they return ta Reach fo' further hustlin, Jizzy n' tha other Spartans was soon relocated from they barracks up in tha FLEETCOM military complex tha fuck into tha abandoned titanium mines nearby. Left up in tha caverns virtually without shiznit n' pitted against Marines bustin heavy Mark I powered armor, tha Spartans continuously overcame tha opposizzle Chief Mendez planned fo' dem rockin impromptu shiznit n' tactics.[27]

Infiltration on Eridanus Secundus [ edit ]

"I have phat shizzle fo' you, biatch. Da word has come down. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Command has decided ta test yo' unique abilities." — Dr yo. Halsey ta tha Spartans before they first combat mission[28]

Jizzy durin tha mission ta Eridanus Secundus.

Johnz first mission, codenamed Operation: TALON, was ta capture Insurrectionist leader Colonel Robert Watts within tha asterizzle belt of tha Eridanus system, where his homeworld was located. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time fo' realz. Accordin ta tha plan, Blue Crew, consistin of John, Kelly, Fred, Linda n' Sam, infiltrated tha Insurrectionists' base by hidin aboard tha freighta Laden. Upon arrival they slid outta Laden n' tracked they target ta tha barracks rockin previously marked cargo. Da Spartans proficiently eliminated tha guardz n' made they way ta Watts' crib, though Jizzy gots popped up in tha side, wit one cap penetratin his body suit, bouncin off all dem ribs, n' causin a tremendous amount of internal bleeding, remainin lodged up in his thugged-out abdomen durin tha ensuin firefight. Careful not ta bust a cap up in Watts, they drove his ass tha fuck into a cold-ass lil corner, choked his ass tha fuck into unconsciousness, n' forced his ass tha fuck into a sealed cargo crate. To cook up a exit, Sam used C-12 explosives ta blow tha main hangar bay doors fo' realz. As tha hangar bay decompressed, tha Spartans escaped tha rebels' base up in a Pelican dropshizzle jacked from tha UNSC. Da straight-up legit thangs up in dis biatch of tha mission listed eleven dead enemy soldiers n' a unknown number of rebel civilians. Jizzy received a Purple Heart upon tha completion of tha mission.[29]

Human-Covenant War [ edit ]

Chi Ceti IV [ edit ]

John, at 14 muthafuckin yearz of age, havin his original gangsta Mjolnir helmet put on by Dr yo. Halsey.

Main article: Battle of Chi Ceti IV

John-117: "Spartans, dis is what tha fuck we've trained our entire lives ta do. If our slick asses lose here, our slick asses lose every last muthafuckin thang. Letz bust our own message." Spartans: "Sir, fo'sho, sir son!" — Jizzy encouragin his comrades[4]

Three months afta Eridanus, Jizzy n' his Spartans was briefed on tha massacre dat took place on Harvest shortly afta first contact wit tha Covenant fo' realz. A short time later, tha UNSC Commonwealth, under tha command of Captain Wallace, brought tha Spartans n' Dr yo. Halsey ta tha Damascus Testin Facility at Chi Ceti IV, where they received they first suitz of Mjolnir powered armor. When a Covenant ship, tha Unrelenting, beat down tha Commonwealth, Jizzy n' tha Spartan-IIs took part up in they first engagement wit tha Covenant. Da Spartans used thrusta packs ta launch theyselves from a Pelican dropship. Each Spartan carried a ANVIL-II warhead ta be used against tha Covenant ship. Only two other Spartans reached tha shizzle wit John: Sam n' Kelly. They entered tha vessel all up in a puncture up in its hull, caused by a MAC round from tha Commonwealth. They succeeded up in completin tha mission n' fucked wit tha Covenant shizzle yo, but cuz of a funky-ass breach up in Samz armor, da thug was unable ta leave tha Covenant ship. Volunteerin ta stay behind n' ensure tha destruction of tha enemy vessel, Sam was capped up in tha ensuin explosion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Jizzy was deeply affected all up in tha loss of one of his closest playas. Da victory flossed dat tha Covenant could be beaten yo, but only at a high cost.

Early war [ edit ]

Over tha ensuin months, Jizzy n' his Spartans was rapidly deployed on a fuckin shitload of battlefronts, takin part up in tha Battle of Alpha Corvi Pt II lata up in 2525 n' a boardin action against tha frigate Radiant Arrow before bein assigned as instrumenstrual partz of Operation: SILENT STORM up in early 2526. Durin tha operation, Jizzy hit dat shiznit fo' tha last time alongside enlisted UNSC personnel of tha 21st Space Assault Battalion. Throughout tha operation, Jizzy was a key participant up in tha battlez of Seoba, Etalan n' finally a massive Attack on Zhoist. In dis final engagement of SILENT STORM, Jizzy hustled one of tha only bitch ass actionz of tha war tha fuck into Covenant space, deployin on tha Covenant ghetto of Zhoist ta fuck wit tha Rin of Mighty Abundance, a key logistics base. Da mission saw Jizzy attain tha rank of Masta Chief Petty Officer n' form a thang wit Avery Johnston.[30]

Blue Crewz deployment on Circinius IV.

A few weeks later, Jizzy n' Blue Crew responded ta tha Covenant attack on Circinius IV, engagin tha aliens up in tha battered Corbulo Academy of Military Science ta extract tha hoodz only survivin humans - a squad of cadets formerly hustlaz of tha school. Durin tha engagement, Jizzy provided cover fire fo' tha recruits, rockin his thugged-out armour ta shield dem from Covenant sniper fire fo' realz. As tha crew extracted from tha hood, Jizzy gave one of tha recruits - Thomas Lasky - a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shard of Mgalekgolo armour as commendation fo' tha recruitz bravery.[31] By May, Jizzy n' Blue Crew deployed ta assist up in tha Battle of Mesra, before bein deployed at Netherop ta capture tha downed frigate Radiant Perception. Ultimately, dis prize was up in fact a trap laid by former-fleetmasta Nizat 'Kvarosee, tha disgraced commandin fool of tha fleet fucked wit up in Operation: SILENT STORM months prior.[32]

In 2527, John-117 fought alongside ODSTs on tha colony of Chronic Hills.[33]

A war on two fronts [ edit ]

Despite tha emergence of tha Covenant threat, tha Insurrection continued ta remain a threat on tha home front, n' Jizzy was repeatedly deployed against these hustlas. By 2531, Jizzy hustled Blue Crew on nuff muthafuckin operations against tha United Rebel Front. Da crew disrupted Insurrectionist operations at Station Jefferson, onboard tha rebel destroyer Origami, up in Micronesia, n' at a high-explosives manufacturin facilitizzle at a unspecified location. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Blue Crew was also involved up in interferin wit a saboteur cell on Reach.[34] In May 2531, Jizzy hustled Blue Crew up in Operation: SMOKING ACES, a raid on tha URFz Camp New Hope on tha colony ghetto Victoria. Durin dis operation, John, Fred, Kelly n' Linda was captured by General Howard Graves yo, but ultimately saved by freshly smoked up Blue Crew addizzle Kurt-051. Graves was ultimately capped n' tha Spartans extracted before tha rebels could organise a cold-ass lil counterattack.[34]

Mid-war actions [ edit ]

John-117 leadin Fred-104 n' Kelly-087 durin Operation: WARM BLANKET.

Jizzy lata moonwalked back ta Circinius IV at a unknown time ta once again n' again n' again aid up in tha evacuation of tha hoodz civilian population n' ta observe tha enemyz invasion patterns, as part of Operation: PHALANX. Jizzy is known ta have participated up in a operation codenamed Operation: SWITCHBACK at some point prior ta 2544, though details surroundin it done been redacted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time yo. Dude also was present at Cascade at some point afta this, durin which he aided up in tha destruction of Covenant exploratory fleet elements as part of Operation: HORIZON.[35]

On February 9, 2535 Jizzy n' a shitload of his wild lil' fellow Spartans was deployed on tha human colony of Jericho VII up in Operation: FALLEN WALLS. Covenant forces landed on tha colony, where they encountered tough resistizzle from UNSC forces above tha hood n' on tha ground, resultin up in a three-dizzle long stalemate. On tha ground, Blue Crewz mission was ta draw up tha Covenant rear guard, so Red Crew could slip behind they lines n' plant a HAVOK tactical nuke, beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha next Covenant shizzle dat landed n' dropped its shields. Jizzy hustled Blue Crew up in dis engagement, cappin' hundredz of Unggoy troops up in tha process. Unfortunately, tha UNSC fleet lost control of tha space round Jericho VII. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Captain De Blanc was able ta evacuate tha Spartans aboard UNSC Resolute before tha enemy fleet fuckin started its glassing of tha hood. Jizzy axed ta peep tha hood bein glassed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude observed tha assault fo' nearly a minute as Jericho VII was fucked wit.[36]

In 2544, Jizzy deployed up in Operation: IRON FIST ta big-ass up asset denial n' recovery of critical cyberinfratsructure assets on Miridem. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly after, dat schmoooove muthafucka hustled a SPARTAN-II crew up in Operation: WARM BLANKET at Ascon ta board Luro 'Taralumeez Third Fleet of Glorious Consequence up in recoverin tha captured Doctor Halsey from enemy hands. Durin dis battle, Jizzy fought Thel 'Lodamee up in single combat n' was ultimately nearly defeated before Thel was forcibly removed from tha thang by tha fleetz slipspace jump.[35][37] Da followin year, Jizzy hustled Blue Crew up in a retaliatory action up in tha Battle of Draco Pt III, followin tha Covenantz civilian slaughta of tha hood.[38]

At a unknown time, Jizzy was present fo' tha dirtnap of Daisy-023.[39]

Final year of tha war [ edit ]

Sigma Octanus IV [ edit ]

Jizzy leadin his wild lil' fellow Spartans durin Battle of Sigma Octanus IV.

"We've come ta take Sigma Octanus IV back from tha Covenant, Corporal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. To do that, we goin ta bust a cap up in every last muthafuckin last one of dem wild-ass muthafuckas." — John-117 ta Corporal Harland upon tha Spartans' arrival on tha hood[40]

By summer 2552, John-117 had received every last muthafuckin medal awarded by tha UNSC except tha Prisoner of Battle Medallion. Durin tha Battle of Sigma Octanus IV up in July 2552, Jizzy hustled a platoon of Spartans up in Operation: OCEAN BREAKER ta aid tha Marine forces on tha hood. John, leadin Blue Crew, infiltrated tha hood of Côte d'Azur ta detonate a HAVOK nuclear warhead ta clear Covenant forces from tha hood. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha heavy Covenant presence outside tha Côte d'Azur Museum of Natural History raised his suspicion, promptin his ass ta lead Blue Crew tha fuck into tha museum. Inside tha museum, Jizzy found up dat tha Covenant was scannin a piece of rock while bustin tha shiznit ta a Covenant shizzle up in orbit fo' realz. Afta dispatchin two Mgalekgolo guardin tha rock, tha pimpin' muthafucka took tha rock n' left tha museum wit his Spartans. Jizzy ordered tha detonation of tha HAVOK warhead up in tha hood, and, along wit other Spartans, Marines, n' rescued civilians, moonwalked back ta tha UNSC Valiant, which ferried dem ta Reach.

Fall of Reach [ edit ]

Main article: Fall of Reach

Kelly-087: "Sir, biatch? I know dis mission is ghon be tough yo, but ... do you eva git tha feelin dat dis is like one of Chief Mendez’s missions, biatch? Like there’s a trick ... some twist dat we’ve overlooked?" John-117: "Yes Yes Y'all fo' realz. And I’m waitin fo' dat shit." — John-117 n' Kelly-087 preparin fo' tha next mission[41]

In July of 2552, tha Covenant Fleet of Valiant Prudence invaded Reach, wit knowledge of dis engagement kept secret from Jizzy n' tha rest of tha Spartans as ta not compromise tha planned Operation: RED FLAG - a mission wit tha objectizzle of capturin a CAS-class assault carrier or CSO-class supercarrier wit intent ta use it ta transhiznit Spartans ta tha Covenant capitol n' capture a Hierarch, hopefully forcin a end ta tha war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da Valiant arrived at Reach up in August, at which point da thug was debriefed on tha Sigma Octanus battle n' recovered artifact fo' realz. A few weeks later, Jizzy was summoned, along wit all other available Spartans, fo' a funky-ass briefin on RED FLAG.

Two minutes later, Jizzy arrived at Military Reservation 01478-B where da thug was tracksuitted wit tha next generation of MJOLNIR - Mark V - as well as presented wit a on-board artificial intelligence, Cortana. In testin tha freshly smoked up suit, Jizzy fought against nuff muthafuckin ODSTs before bein faced wit a airstrike conducted by a AV-19 SkyHawk jump-jet. Despite nearly bein capped, Cortana n' Johnz crewwork allowed dem ta prevail up in a impossible thang, tha straight-up original gangsta of nuff such accomplishments.

On tha followin day, tha majoritizzle of tha Spartan-IIs was deployed ta protect tha generators which powered Reachz twenty orbital defense platforms. John, wit Linda n' James, was busted ta Gamma Station ta fuck wit a unsecured navigation database onboard tha Prowler UNSC Circumference. If tha Covenant obtained tha database, they would discover tha location of every last muthafuckin human ghetto, includin Earth. Da NAV database was fucked wit yo, but Linda n' Jizzy was ambushed by Covenant Sangheili. Jizzy fought one such Sangheili up in close quartas combat, cappin' tha alien before his schmoooove ass could compromise tha mission. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da rest of Johnz crew was not so fortunate; Jizzy was lost up in space n' Linda was critically wounded durin tha fighting. Jizzy saved four Marines on tha station, includin Staff Sergeant Avery Johnston. Da crew moonwalked back ta tha UNSC Pillar of Autumn n' was placed tha fuck into cryo-sleep as tha shizzle landed on n' lata fled Reach, and, followin tha Cole Protocol, jumped tha fuck into slipspace. With coordinates discovered by Cortana props ta tha Sigma Octanus artifact, n' up in tha hopez of leadin tha Covenant away from Earth, Jizzy would soon find his dirty ass involved up in da most thugged-out critical battle of tha war ta date.

Da Halo Conflict [ edit ]

Da Masta Chief landz on Alpha Halo.

Main article: Battle of Installation 04

Cortana: "If I be analyzin dis erectly...they believe dat Halo is some kind of weapon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. One wit vast, unimaginable power." Cpt. Keyes: "Then itz true. Da Covenant kept sayin dat "whoever controls Halo controls tha fate of tha Universe" ... If Halo be a weapon, n' tha Covenant bust control of it, they'll use it against our asses n' wipe up tha entire human race. Chief, Cortana: I gots a freshly smoked up mission fo' you, biatch." — Cpt. Keyes prioritizing[42]

Upon tha shipz arrival at Halo Installation 04, it soon became clear dat tha Halcyon-class light cruiser UNSC Pillar of Autumn had been followed all up in slipspace by a thugged-out dozen Covenant ships. These vessels engaged tha Autumn n' busted nuff muthafuckin capture partizzles ta board tha ship. Captain Jacob Keyes ordered Jizzy ta be woken from cryosleep, n' taxed his ass wit ensurin tha escape of Cortana while his schmoooove ass crash-landed tha Pillar of Autumn on tha then-unidentified ringworld. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Jizzy escaped tha shizzle n' landed on tha structure via SKT-9 Bumblebee gameboat.[43]

Believin his dirty ass ta be tha only survivin Spartan-II, Jizzy launched nuff muthafuckin successful guerrilla attacks against tha Covenant, launchin a Raid on tha Truth n' Reconciliation ta rescue tha Captain n' a gangbangin' follow-up battle fo' tha Silent Cartographer n' Assault on tha Control Room. Jizzy was lata deployed ta rewind tha disappearizzle of Captain Keyes inside a believed weapons cache, where he ultimately engaged - fo' tha last time - tha parasitic Flood. Jizzy was assisted by tha AI 343 Guilty Spark, wit tha Monitor helpin his ass secure tha installationz Index ta fire tha rang n' eliminizzle tha Flood permanently. Upon returnin ta tha control room however, tha Spartan was kicked it wit by Cortana, whoz ass informed his ass dat dat schmoooove muthafucka had been decepted n' dat tha rang would not fuck wit tha Flood yo, but its chicken - all sentient game up in tha galaxy. Jizzy n' Cortana ultimately set up ta fuck wit tha ringworld, beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha Pillar of Autumnz fusion reactor ta fuck wit tha megastructure. Da two escaped tha cruiser up in a GA-TL1 Longsword.

Return ta Reach [ edit ]

Ascendant Justice. John-117 fightin aboard

Main article: Raid on Reach

"Dude busted his cold-ass crew down ta tha surface of Reach... busted dem ta they dirtnaps. What commander wouldn't go back, biatch? And what tha fuck commander wouldn't hope dat they was kickin it, biatch? No matta what tha fuck tha odds?" — Lieutenant Haverson bout Johnz motives[44]

Afta tha destruction of Alpha Halo, Cortana n' Jizzy discovered three cryotubes floatin nearby, one containin Linda-058, n' retrieved dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Soon after, tha Covenant flagship Ascendant Justice n' nuff muthafuckin cruisers rocked up from behind Threshold, havin taken cover from Haloz destruction.[45] A nearby Pelican dropshizzle which had docked on a asterizzle floatin among Haloz debris field fired all up in tha cruiser ta distract it fo' realz. Afta a successful escape from tha Covenant battle group, Jizzy linked tha two vessels n' brought its passengers aboard tha Longsword; these included Lieutenant Elias Haverson, Corporal Locklear, Warrant Officer Sheila Polaski n' Staff Sergeant Avery Johnston.[46] Afta a joyful reunion, tha survivin humans aided Jizzy up in capturin tha Ascendant Justice. Da survivors commandeered tha shizzle n' gots on over ta Reach ta look fo' any Spartans whoz ass may have escaped tha hoodz glassing.

Jizzy succeeded up in locatin a shitload of his wild lil' fellow Spartans on Reach, along wit Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb n' Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Catherine Halsey. They moonwalked back ta tha super-carrier n' linked it wit tha damaged UNSC frigate Gettysburg. Before travelin ta Earth, they decided ta head tha fuck into tha Eridanus system where they discovered dat tha rebel base, Eridanus Secundus, was still intact, now hustled by Governor Jacob Jilez fo' realz. Afta receivin some repairs, they was forced ta abandon tha rebels up in tha grill of a Covenant assault, n' made they way toward tha Covenant refit-and-repair station, Unyieldin Hierophant, where an enormous fleet was poised ta invade Earth.

Raid on Unyieldin Hierophant [ edit ]

"We goin ta take dis fight ta tha Covenant. We goin ta launch a gangbangin' first strike." — John-117 ta his cold-ass crew bout mission ahead of them[47]

Unyieldin Hierophant. Blue Crew fightin aboard

Jizzy n' remainin Spartan-IIs Linda-058, Grace-093, Will-043, n' Frederic-104, focused on findin a way ta stop tha Covenant from reachin Earth, tha location of which had been compromised. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They decided ta fuck wit tha Unyieldin Hierophant up in order ta slow tha fleetz departure. Da Spartan-IIs infiltrated tha station, which was located up in tha Tau Ceti system, n' afta bustin eleven minutes on board, they arrived at a temple where a cold-ass lil copy of Cortana warned dem of tha nearby Jiralhanae guards. Linda took up a snipin posizzle n' tha other four Spartans entered tha temple. Jizzy was nearly capped by ambushin Brutes yo, but tha crew managed ta slay they attackers doggystyle. Grace, however, was torn up in half by three Brute Shot rounds. Jizzy activated tha fail-safe on her armor, denyin her body ta tha Covenant.

Da crew then sabotaged tha generators up in tha Unyieldin Hierophant, n' as they escaped all up in a side door, tha fail-safe on Gracez armor activated, disintegratin a pursuin Covenant lance. John, Fred, n' Will was quickly spotted by Banshees yo, but they pilots was capped by Lindaz precision sniper fire. Da Banshees was then recovered by tha Spartans. Jizzy doubled back ta retrieve Linda n' tha crew escaped by beatin tha livin shiznit outta a glass atrium, exfiltratin via space-walk n' arrived back all up in tha Gettysburg.

Vice Admiral Whitcomb n' Lieutenant Haverson piloted tha Ascendant Justice straight tha fuck into tha Unyieldin Hierophant. Whitcomb discussed tha battlez of tha Alamo n' Thermopylae briefly wit John, then prepared ta fight tha Covenant off while tha Unyieldin Hierophantz fusion reactor detonated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Each of tha five hundred Covenant ships maneuvered next ta tha Ascendant Justice, desperately ta recover a Forerunner navigation crystal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Da Admiral n' tha Lieutenant was both capped when tha stationz fusion reactor blew up like a muthafucka, annihilatin 486 shipz of tha Covenant fleet, leavin only round a thugged-out dozen intact. Da paltry survivorz of tha Prophet of Truthz fleet would lata be committed ta reinforce tha Prophet of Regretz botched battle against New Mombasa on Earth. Jizzy left afta witnessin Whitcombz n' Haversonz sacrifice, n' arrived at Ghetto wit tha last thugz of his cold-ass crew, Linda, Will, n' Fred, as well as Johnston n' Cortana. They also brought wit dem shizzle of tha Covenantz imminent invasion.[48]

Before she left tha crew ta embark on her own mission, Dr yo. Halsey presented Jizzy wit a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dilemma regardin tha combat data on tha Flood which dat freaky freaky biatch had analyzed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Providin tha standard data set ta Lieutenant Haverson would protect Sergeant Johnston from possible experimentation by ONI. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat providin his ass tha complete data, which contained reference ta Sergeant Johnsonz escape from tha Flood cuz of his Borenz Syndrome, would supposedly result up in Johnsonz dirtnap.[49] While Jizzy initially gave tha complete data ta Haverson, afta tha lieutenantz self-sacrifice da ruffneck decided ta spare Johnsonz game n' fucked wit tha crystal containin tha full data.[48]

Battle of Earth [ edit ]

Da Masta Chief on tha streetz of Oldskool Mombasa.

Main article: Battle of Earth

Cortana: "What if you miss?" John-117: "I won't." — John-117 reassurin Cortana before turnin tha Covenantz bomb against them[50]

Aboard Cairo Station, Jizzy received a suit of Mark VI MJOLNIR n' attended a award ceremony wit Lieutenant Commander Miranda Keyes n' tha newly promoted Sergeant Major Avery Johnson.[51] Da ceremony was interrupted by tha arrival of tha Covenant Fleet of Sacred Consecration, initiatin tha Battle of Earth. Upon discoverin a Covenant antimatta charge on board Cairo Station, Jizzy fought his way all up in wavez of boardin partizzles until he reached tha bomb, allowin Cortana ta access n' deactivate dat shit. Feelin his schmoooove ass could put tha thang ta betta use than tha Covenant, Jizzy launched his dirty ass n' tha charge towardz tha Covenant assault carrier Dizzle of Jubilation fo' realz. A timely bombin run by Longsword interceptors opened a funky-ass breach up in tha warshipz hull, allowin Jizzy ta direct tha bomb tha fuck into tha shipz fusion core. With secondz ta spare, he launched his dirty ass back tha fuck into space just before tha vessel detonated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Da UNSC In Amber Clad quickly recovered tha free-fallin Spartan.[50]

Jizzy was then deployed ta New Mombasa, Eastside African Protectorate aboard tha In Amber Clad, up in a attempt ta board tha Solemn Penance, tha Prophet of Regretz flagship. Both of tha strike crews' Pelican dropships was blasted down by a Type-47A Scarab. Jizzy n' tha survivin Marines fought they way ta tha other Pelicanz crash joint fo' realz. Afta rendezvousin wit Gunnery Sergeant Stacker at Hotel Zanzibar up in Oldskool Mombasa, tha Masta Chief fucked wit Covenant infantry n' armor along tha shore of tha hood as his schmoooove ass chased tha Scarab.[52] Upon arrivin all up in tha edge of Oldskool Mombasa Jizzy commandeered a Scorpion tank from Sergeant Major Johnson, which he used ta punch a hole all up in tha hoodz alien occupiers.

Afta intense fightin all up in a shitload of highway tunnels n' suburbs, Jizzy reached tha industrial unit, where Marines under tha command of Sergeant Banks was pinned down by Covenant forces. With tha assistizzle of tha Marines n' a big-ass stockpile of weapons, Jizzy boarded tha Scarab n' fucked wit it from tha inside. Jizzy was then transported ta In Amber Clad ta intercept tha Prophet of Regretz flagship. When tha flagshizzle started ta enta slipspace, Keyes was granted permission ta follow dat shit. John, n' all on board In Amber Clad, was transported ta Installation 05.[53]

Installation 05 [ edit ]

Da Masta Chief hustlin tha Prophet of Regret.

Main article: Battle of Installation 05

"This aint yo' grave...But yo ass is welcome up in dat shit." — Da Gravemind ta John-117 afta capturin tha latter[54]

Forced ta act quickly at Installation 05, Jizzy was deployed groundside up in a SOEIV along wit nuff muthafuckin Orbital Drop Shock Troopers. Cortana holla'd at Jizzy of tha Prophet of Regretz intent ta fire Halo n' complete they religion's Great Journey. Recognizin tha off tha hook nature of tha threat, Jizzy was taxed wit locatin n' assassinatin Regret.[55] Dude tracked tha Prophet ta a vast temple up in tha middle of a lake yo, but not before witnessin hundredz of Covenant vessels comin outta Slipspace, followed by High Charity, tha Covenantz holy hood. Quickly disposin of a gangbangin' force of Sangheili Honor Guards, Jizzy assassinated tha Prophet n' escaped tha temple before dat shiznit was fucked wit by a nearby carrier n' shit. Jizzy jumped off tha edge of tha structure n' tha fuck into tha lake below.[54]

Losin consciousnizz from tha impact, Jizzy was captured by tha Floodz central intelligence, tha Gravemind. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly after, the Arbiter was also captured. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Gravemind appealed ta Johnz common interest up in preventin tha firin of tha Halo array. Reluctantly, Jizzy agreed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Gravemind then taxed both captives wit locatin tha Index, bustin dem ta tha two most likely locations where it could be found. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Jizzy was busted ta High Charity, interruptin a sermon by tha Prophet of Truth. Da conflict between tha Sangheili n' Jiralhanae came as a gangbangin' finger-lickin' direct result of Johnz assassination of a High Prophet, leadin tha Covenant ta civil war.[56]

Da Masta Chief captured by tha Gravemind.

Jizzy wasted lil time up in devastatin tha rankz of tha Prophetz guardians, chasin tha survivin Hierarchs all up in High Charity. Jizzy nearly cornered tha San'Shyuum n' they Brute escorts yo, but was too late ta prevent Truthz escape fo' realz. A dyin Prophet of Mercy, infected all up in tha throat by a Pod infector, snarled dat Truth had ordered his Dreadnought ta Ghetto where da thug would complete tha destruction of tha human race. Jizzy then tore tha Pod infector from Mercy n' crushed dat shit. Ultimately, Jizzy was forced ta leave Cortana behind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In tha event of Haloz activation, dat biiiiatch would detonate In Amber Cladz reactors directly n' perish wit tha hood. Jizzy boarded tha Anodyne Spirit yo, but not before promisin ta return fo' Cortana afta da perved-out muthafucka stopped tha Covenant.[57]

Hunt fo' Truth [ edit ]

John-117 n' tha Forerunner Dreadnought return ta Earth, wit Jizzy rockin a piece of tha Dreadnought as a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shield.

Main article: Scramble onboard Forerunner Dreadnought

Lord Hood: "Masta Chief, you mind spittin some lyrics ta me what tha fuck you bustin on that ship?" John-117: "Sir, finishin dis fight." — A brief conversation between tha Chief n' Lord Hood afta his thugged-out arrival aboard tha Forerunner Dreadnought[58]

Onboard tha Anodyne Spirit near Jupiter, Jizzy was contacted by Io Station yo, but maintained radio silence. Rampagin all up in tha ship, he attempted ta find tha Prophet of Truth n' assassinizzle his muthafuckin ass. Jizzy found his dirty ass faced by a mad big-ass force of Covenant troops includin at least three Hunta pairs, whoz ass fired on his ass simultaneously yo. Dude was hit by nuff muthafuckin assault cannon beams, n' was confronted by a Brute Chieftain whoz ass fuckin started ta invigorate his ass bout tha "Key of Osanalan".[59] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Spartan stuck tha Brute wit a plasma grenade n' escaped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Chief continued his thugged-out lil' push all up in tha ship, eventually arrivin up in Truthz chambers n' settin his sights on tha Prophet. With Truth up in his sights,[60] da thug was caught by surprise by a Jackal n' blasted up in tha back yo. Dude fell tha fuck n' landed right up in front of tha Prophetz Brute guards. While tha Chief managed ta git nuff muthafuckin shots at Truth, tha Prophet was shielded by his gravitizzle throne n' made his wild lil' fuckin escape, while tha Chief was left ta fight off dozenz of Covenant.[61] John, havin failed up in his thugged-out attempt ta take control of tha Forerunner Dreadnoughtz trajectory, fought his way outta tha Forerunner shipz airlock up in a cold-ass lil commandeered Ghost. On tha surface of tha Dreadnought, da thug was ordered ta find a way ta return ta Ghetto quickly,[62] ultimately rippin off a door n' rockin it as a heat-shield wit which ta jump down onto tha hood below.

Return ta Earth [ edit ]

"Crazy-Ass fool! Why do you always jump, biatch? One of these days, you gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as yo ass is biaaatch! And I don't do bits n' pieces!" — Sergeant Johnston bout Johnz escape methods[63]

Da Masta Chief, Thel 'Vadam n' Avery Johnston hook up wit Commander Keyes at Crowz Nest.

Johnz descent all up in Earthz atmosphere was traced by UNSC forces participatin up in tha Battle of Sector Six,[64] at which point a strike crew hustled by Johnston n' Thel 'Vadam made they way tha fuck into tha junglez of Kenya ta recover tha Spartan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Johnston believed tha Chief ta be dead, n' axed heavy liftin gear up in order ta recover tha Spartanz body. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Jizzy awoke ta battle-ready condizzle only moments later, showin his crazy-ass muthafuckin incredible tolerizzle ta pain n' shock yo. Dude attempted ta battle tha Arbiter, believin dat tha Elites was still a human enemy. Johnston informed his ass dat tha two races was now allies, as tha disillusioned Arbita n' tha Sangheili had been expelled from tha Covenant.[63]

Jizzy n' tha Marines traveled all up in tha jungle, searchin fo' evacuation ta a nearby military base. Johnston n' his cold-ass crew split up from Jizzy n' tha Arbiter n' shit. Da sergeant n' his squad was captured by loyalist Covenant Brutes, although they was soon rescued by Jizzy n' 'Vadam fo' realz. Afta takin heavy fire from Phantoms, a Pelican dropshizzle evacuated tha crew ta a UNSC base known as Crowz Nest.[65]

Da hidden facilitizzle soon came under attack, wit John, Thel n' tha remainin Marine forces ordered ta defend tha base durin its evacuation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Masta Chief fought his way all up in dozenz of Jiralhanae warriors, escapin tha explosion of a planted self-destruct bomb up in a elevator.[66] Dude kicked it wit up wit nuff muthafuckin Marine survivors underground, n' they escaped tha base n' headed fo' tha hood of Voi along Tsavo Highway, crushin Covenant resistance on they way.[67]

Da Masta Chief n' Thel 'Vadam listenin ta Cortanaz message.

At tha Battle of Voi, Jizzy dashed towardz what tha fuck was believed ta be the Ark. Instead, tha artifact opened a slipspace portal to tha Ark. With Marine support, Jizzy n' Thel 'Vadam fucked wit a shitload of Covenant armoured assets preventin UNSC aircraft from bustin a strike, allowin Lord Hoodz remainin frigates ta fire upon tha landed Anodyne Spirit. Unfortunately, MAC roundz had lil effect on tha keyship, n' Truth fled all up in tha Portal wit his bangin remainin loyalist forces. Da UNSC remained behind on Ghetto ta determine they next move.[68]

Just as tha battle seemed over, a Flood-infested Covenant warship crash-landed up in Voi. Jizzy n' his thugged-out allies fought ta contain tha Flood infection, eventually beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha infected warshizzle n' recoverin a gangbangin' fragment of Cortana hidden aboard tha vessel. Jizzy retrieved tha damaged data thang n' was brought aboard Rtas 'Vadumz flagship, which revealed a warnin dat High Charity, now overwhelmed n' controlled by tha Gravemind, was headin fo' Earth. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat she offered hope, hintin at a way ta stop tha Halos from firin and ta neutralize tha Flood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Convinced of tha reliabilitizzle of Cortanaz message, Jizzy resolved ta trip ta tha Ark, while Hood mobilized remainin UNSC forces on Earth. Jizzy accompanied a joint UNSC-Sangheili task force all up in tha portal aboard tha UNSC Forward Unto Dawn ta tha Ark. Shadow of Intent.[69]

Installation 00 [ edit ]

John-117: "Yo ass know mah dirty ass. When I cook up a promise..." Cortana: "You...keep dat shit. I do know how tha fuck ta pick 'em." — John-117 remindin Cortana of his thugged-out lil' promise[70]

Jizzy watches silently as Thel 'Vadam roars afta Truthz dirtnap.

Immediately upon arrival all up in tha Ark, Jizzy hustled a strike force of ODSTs onto tha megastructurez surface ta engage tha Covenant there n' locate tha installationz Cartographer yo. Dude hustled a armored convoy all up in tha desert ta tha facility, engagin mad heavy resistizzle up in tha process. Upon entry all up in tha Cartographer site, Jizzy was kicked it wit by Cethegus, whoz ass had been promised pimped out juice by tha Prophet of Truth if da ruffneck defeated John, though tha Chieftain was ultimately capped.[71] Afta his thugged-out arrival ta Installation 00, Jizzy fuckin started ta discover a number of terminals containin ancient Forerunner communications logs, as well as direct lyrics from tha Forerunner ancilla Mendicant Bias.[72]

Peepin tha capture of tha cartographer, John-117, Thel 'Vadam, n' a squad of Marines hustled by Johnston was assigned ta separately battle three barrier towers, which was emittin a protectizzle shield round tha prophetz Citadel fo' realz. Although Jizzy n' 'Vadam managed ta deactivate two of tha towers, Sergeant Johnston was captured all up in tha third, spared only ta activate tha Halos from tha Arkz Citadel. John, 'Vadam, n' tha Elites deactivated tha last tower, lowerin tha shield. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Just as tha Shadow of Intent was bout ta fuck wit tha Citadel, tha Flood-controlled High Charity exited slipspace, brangin tha Flood tha fuck into tha conflict n' disablin tha Shadow of Intent. Jizzy subsequently hustled a big-ass convoy ta battle tha Citadel, ultimately defeatin two Scarabs n' forgin a alliizzle wit tha Flood ta break tha Prophetz lines n' finally brang a end ta tha war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Thel executed Truth while Jizzy deactivated tha now-primed Halo Array before attemptin ta extract wit Johnston n' tha body of tha now-dead Miranda Keyes.[73]

Jizzy reunites wit Cortana.

Da Gravemind then betrayed Jizzy n' 'Vadam fo' realz. Afta fightin past wavez of Flood, tha two escaped wit they lives fo' realz. As they was leavin tha Citadel, Jizzy saw a vision of Cortana dat hustled his ass ta tha exit. There, he hustled her plan: a replacement fo' Installation 04 had been built by tha Ark yo, but was not yet connected wit tha rest of tha Array. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since tha Ark n' tha rang was so far from tha inhabited galaxy, Jizzy decided ta activate Installation 08 n' fuck wit tha Flood once n' fo' all. But first, dat schmoooove muthafucka headed ta tha remainz of High Charity ta keep a promise ta Cortana.[73] On High Charity, Jizzy cut his way all up in hordez of Flood, taunted wit imagez of Cortana fallin tha fuck into rampancy n' by threats from tha Gravemind itself yo. Dude finally reached tha failin AI, on tha verge of succumbin ta tha Floodz influence fo' realz. Afta recoverin her storage module, Cortana readied tha Activation Index from tha straight-up original gangsta Installation 04. Jizzy then fucked wit tha holy hood by overloadin its backup generators. On his way out, Cortana detected a gangbangin' thugged-out contact, which turned up ta be Thel 'Vadam. High Charity blew up like a muthafucka as tha trio narrowly escaped on a Pelican.[70]

Activatin tha Halo [ edit ]

John, Cortana n' Thel en route ta Installation 08.

Main article: Raid on Installation 08

"Yo ass is tha lil pimp of mah makers. Inheritor of all they left behind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yo ass are Forerunner n' shit. But dis ring...is mine." — 343 Guilty Spark, betrayin tha Masta Chief[7]

Da final mission of tha war fo' John, 'Vadam, n' Cortana was ta fuck wit tha Flood forever by activatin tha replacement Installation 04. Da three landed on tha Halo, discoverin dat tha Gravemind had survived High Charityz destruction n' was already tryin ta rebuild itself on tha Installation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Flood dispersal pods busted out combat forms against Jizzy n' tha Arbiter, forcin dem ta fight they way up ta tha Control Room, where tha rang could be activated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Durin tha battle, Sergeant Johnston arrived n' assisted tha Chief.[7]

Afta defeatin tha Flood forces round tha Control Room, 343 Guilty Spark unlocked tha door ta tha interior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Once inside, however, Guilty Spark realized dat tha crew intended ta fire tha Halo before it could be completed, which would fuck wit tha ring. Unable ta cope wit losin a second installation, 343 succumbed ta rampancy. Da AI mortally wounded Sergeant Johnson, n' then turned on tha Spartan, though was ultimately capped by John.[7] Cortana then activated Installation 08, n' tha survivors fled ta tha Forward Unto Dawn onboard a Warthog fo' realz. As they fought tha Flood n' local Sentinels on tha way, tha Gravemind addressed dem telepathically one last time, warnin dem dat they victory would not spell total end fo' tha Flood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Da crew boarded tha Dawn n' escaped tha firin n' destruction of rang n' tha Ark. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Slipspace portal tha frigate opened could not sustain itself under tha stress, n' its closure severed tha shizzle up in half, bustin 'Vadam ta Earth. Jizzy n' Cortana was left driftin up in unknown space.[7]

Missin up in action [ edit ]

Cortana oversees Jizzy chillin up in cryostasis, stranded on board tha Forward Unto Dawn, lost up in space.

"Wake mah dirty ass... when you need mah dirty ass." — Johnz last lyrics before enterin cryostasis[74]

Jizzy n' Cortana was presumed dead afta nuff muthafuckin monthz of searchin by tha Commander-in-Chief of tha Office of Naval Intelligence, Admiral Margaret Parangosky. Da forward half of tha Forward Unto Dawn, bearin tha Arbiter, crash-landed on Earth. On March 3, 2553, Lord Hood commissioned a memorial near Mount Kilimanjaro up in Africa up in honor of UNSC steez thugz lost durin tha war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da ceremony was attended by Johnz closest folks - Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Catherine Halsey, SCPO Franklin Mendez n' his comrades - Frederic-104, Kelly-087 n' Linda-058, as well as by Naomi-010 n' Serin Osman, formerly known as Serin-019. Thel 'Vadam also was present all up in tha dedication of tha memorial. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack yo. Dude was gave props ta by Lord Hood fo' standin alongside Jizzy "to tha end"; knowin tha resilience of tha Spartan first hand, Thel expressed doubt as ta tha soldierz dirtnap. Da Arbita departed then fo' Sanghelios aboard tha Shadow of Intent along wit Rtas 'Vadum, ta ensure tha securitizzle of they people. Johnz Spartan tag was carved onto tha memorial by a unknown jam n' was accompanied by tha improper insignia of tha Masta Chief Petty Officer of tha Navy.[74]

Unknown ta dem hoes else, Jizzy n' Cortana managed ta survive tha explosion of Installation 08 up in tha remainin cargo portion of tha Forward Unto Dawn yo, but dat shiznit was nearly powerless n' could not be properly navigated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Cortana, relieved dat Jizzy had survived, explained dis ta tha Chief, n' dat it could take muthafuckin years before mah playas could discover they distress signal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. In a similar conversation ta one afta tha destruction of Installation 04, Cortana listed what tha fuck Jizzy had done n' holla'd at him, "It aint nuthin but finished," n' dis time, he agreed wit her n' shit. Jizzy entered a cold-ass lil cryotube, at which point Cortana stated dat dat biiiiatch would miss his muthafuckin ass. Jizzy replied her ta wake his ass when she needed his muthafuckin ass.[74]

In 2556, while still stranded up in space, Cortana attempted ta rap ta Jizzy while da thug was still asleep. Unable ta git a response from him, she recounted tha history of tha galaxy, seemingly unaware dat Jizzy could not hear her, n' showin major signs dat dat biiiiatch was descendin tha fuck into rampancy.[75]

Post-Covenant Battle period [ edit ]

Requiem n' tha Didact [ edit ]

Main article: Battle of Requiem

Jizzy awakened by Cortana.

Cortana: "Seems like oldschool times." John-117: "Ready ta git back ta work?" Cortana: "I thought you'd never ask." — John-117 n' Cortana bout bein partners again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again n' again[76]

In July 2557, nearly five muthafuckin years afta Jizzy went tha fuck into cryo-sleep, tha aft half of tha Forward Unto Dawn entered orbit above Requiem, a Forerunner shield ghetto fo' realz. As Covenant forces near Requiem fuckin started ta board tha Dawn, Cortana awakened Jizzy from cryosleep. With Cortanaz assistance, Jizzy fought off tha intrudaz across tha shizzle n' used one of tha shipz nuclear pistols ta fuck wit a incomin Covenant cruiser. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly afterward, however, Requiemz access gateway opened, pullin tha remainz of tha Dawn, as well as any Covenant ships up in immediate proximity, tha fuck into tha interior of tha shield ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.[76] Havin crashed on Requiem, Jizzy took notice of Cortanaz blowin tha fuck up signz of rampancy n' she explained dat her condizzle may be reversible if they managed ta git ta Ghetto n' find Dr yo. Halsey up in time.[77] Fightin they way all up in a shitload of Covenant forces occupyin tha structure, Jizzy was beat down by advanced Forerunner combat constructs which Cortana identified as Prometheans. Evadin or beatin tha livin shiznit outta pursuit, Jizzy attempted ta warn tha approachin UNSC Infinity of tha fucked up gravitizzle field dat had disabled tha Forward Unto Dawn.[78]

Afta Jizzy disabled two juice pylons preventin dem from contactin Infinity n' attempted ta use tha supposed relay satellite up in Requiemz core ta establish contact, it became clear dat a pimped out threat had once been imprisoned within Requiem. Instead of contactin tha Infinity, Jizzy had accidentally busted out tha Didact, a ancient Forerunner warrior, from meditatizzle hibernation within his Cryptum. Easily disablin Jizzy wit his bangin abilities, tha Didact declared tha return of tha Forerunners as tha galaxyz rulaz n' saviors yo. Humanitizzle remained weak n' unworthy up in his wild lil' fuckin eyez of inheritin tha Mantle of Responsibility yo. Havin always revered tha Forerunners as gods, tha Covenant quickly swore alliizzle ta tha Didact n' his thugged-out armies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Tossin Jizzy aside, tha Didact escaped Requiemz core rockin a slipspace rupture, a which destabilized tha core.[78]

Jizzy is overpowered by tha recently awakened Didact

Narrowly escapin tha collapsin core facility, Jizzy n' Cortana translocated ta tha hoodz surface only ta find they warnin ta tha Infinity came too late. Da massive warshizzle crashed nearly 80 kilometas away, wit a massive force of Covenant n' Prometheans closin on they position. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Jizzy was successful up in regroupin wit a crew of Marines n' Spartan-IVs, hustled by Commander Thomas Lasky, whom Jizzy had previously met on Circinius IV over thirty muthafuckin years earlier n' shit. Recognizin tha Chief immediately, Lasky axed Jizzy n' Cortana ta clear a landin unit so dat Infinityz ground forces could fall back ta tha shizzle which had fallen under siege. Commandeerin a Scorpion tank, Jizzy hustled tha battle ta tha crippled vessel alongside Commander Sarah Palmerz Spartans. Usin tha UNSCz sickest fuckin weapon, tha Mantis strutter, Jizzy rallied a gangbangin' force of nearby Marines n' regained control of tha shipz interior fo' realz. Afta reinitializin tha shipz secondary MAC glocks n' pistol batteries, tha tide turned up in tha UNSCz favor n' tha Didact was forced ta retreat.[79]

Conflictin loyalties [ edit ]

John-117 encountas tha Librarianz essence.

"Da Didact has ta be stopped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If you won't do that... I will." — John-117 ta Captain Del Rio before disobeyin his order[80]

With a momentary lull up in tha fighting, Jizzy was called ta a game meetin wit Andrew Del Rio, Captain of tha Infinity. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Skeptical of tha threat of tha Prometheans, Rio ordered a immediate whoopin' on a Forerunner gravitizzle well preventin tha shizzle from leaving.[79] A strike force of Spartans hustled by Jizzy was deployed wit a Mammoth ultra-heavy ground hoopty supportin tha attack. Facin dauntin odds, tha UNSC was able ta defeat a big-ass armored strike force of Covenant n' Prometheans n' disabled tha gravitizzle beam. Diverted ta a underground facilitizzle along tha way, Jizzy was confronted wit a vision from tha Librarian, whoz ass warned his ass of tha Didactz plans ta enslave humanitizzle wit a thang known as tha Composer. Da Librarian also provided Jizzy wit a gift: a medicinal treatment ta counteract tha Forerunners' devolution of tha human genome, n' a means ta resist tha effectz of tha Composer.[80]

Regroupin aboard tha Infinity, Captain Del Rio dissed n' dismissed tha threat of tha Prometheans n' prepared tha shizzle ta depart tha system. Defyin direct orders, Jizzy took tha mo' n' mo' n' mo' unstable Cortana n' departed tha Infinity fo' realz. Armed wit a Pelican gunship provided by Commander Lasky, Jizzy launched nuff muthafuckin attacks on support pillars providin tha Didactz Cryptum wit shieldz n' power, wit tha goal of preventin his ass from leavin tha hood n' comin' at Ghetto n' other colonies.[81] Johnz attempt ta stop tha Didact ultimately proved unsuccessful, as tha Didact managed ta leave Requiem aboard his vessel, escorted by a gangbangin' flotilla of Covenant ships. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stowin away aboard a Lich, Masta Chief pursued tha Forerunner ta Ivanoff Station, a UNSC research base orbitin Halo Installation 03 where tha Composer was kept. Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sandra Tillson, a lead researcher aboard tha base, helped guide Jizzy ta tha artifact amidst a swarm of Covenant attackers. Despite Jizzy reachin tha artifact first, tha Didact was successful up in obtainin tha Composer n' immediately tested tha thang on tha crew of tha station, straight-up beatin tha livin shiznit outta they bodies n' assimilatin they mindz ta juice additionizzle war machines. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Jizzy survived, props ta tha genetic enhancements imposed by tha Librarian.[82]

Raid on Mantlez Approach [ edit ]

Main article: New Phoenix Incident

"Yo ass persist too long afta yo' own defeat. Come then, Warrior yo. Have yo' resolution." — Didact ta Chief acknowledgin his wild lil' fuckin efforts ta stop him[9]

Cortana paid tha illest price ta ensure tha Didactz defeat n' Johnz rescue.

With tha Didact approachin Earth, plannin ta imprison all of humanitizzle tha fuck into digital form, Jizzy pursued tha Forerunner aboard a F-41 Broadsword fighta on tha outa hull of tha Prometheanz shizzle fo' realz. As tha shizzle exited slipspace near Earth, Jizzy was surprised ta find tha Infinity n' tha rest of tha Home Fleet locked n loaded n' waitin fo' tha Didact. Jizzy was able ta fuck wit tha shipz point defense guns, givin Infinity tha chizzle ta punch all up in tha vesselz hull. Enterin tha breach, Jizzy fought his way ta tha Forerunnerz location.[9] Despite tha UNSCz dopest efforts, tha Didact was ta fire on Ghetto wit tha Composer, digitizin tha entire population of New Phoenix, Arizona fo' realz. Armed wit a HAVOK warhead, Jizzy confronted tha Didact fo' tha second time on a hard light bridge. While Jizzy was no match fo' tha Forerunnerz bangin abilities, tha dyin Cortana was able ta immobilize tha Didact wit hard light shackles. Da weakened Jizzy then planted a pulse grenade up in tha Didactz armor, blowin his ass off tha bridge n' bustin his ass fallin tha fuck into a slipspace rupture underneath tha Composer n' shit. With time havin already run out, Jizzy detonated tha nuclear bomb manually as a thugged-out desperate last resort.[9]

Usin tha last of her power, Cortana was able ta save Jizzy from tha blast, savin his wild lil' freakadelic game all up in tha cost of her own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da two had one final conversation, wit Jizzy remarkin dat da thug was supposed ta have protected her n' shit. Cortana insisted dat they was supposed ta protect each other, n' done did. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Smilin n' seemin at peace, Cortana welcomed Jizzy home, n' then faded away straight-up.[9] Left adrift up in space, Jizzy was recovered by a UNSC search-and-rescue crew shortly afterward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Later, Jizzy was rappin wit now-Captain Lasky bout tha loss of his companion n' tha nature of they duty as soldiers fo' realz. Aboard Infinity, Jizzy rejoined Palmer n' tha other Spartans, n' had his MJOLNIR Mark VI armor removed fo' tha last time up in nuff muthafuckin years.[83]

Da Composerz Forge [ edit ]

Main article: Skirmish on Installation 03

Da Didact crushes Johnz helmet.

"Yo ass capped mah playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Yo ass capped millionz of humans. Yo ass tried ta bust a cap up in mah dirty ass. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I tried ta end you wit blades, wit guns, wit explosives, by knockin you up in slipspace... None of it works. I bet this do. " — John-117 confrontin tha Didact[5]

On July 25, 2557 Jizzy was debriefed by tha UNSC Securitizzle Council, though dis dissin session as well as his game was kept secret from Doctor Halsey.[84] Jizzy confirmed dat Cortana n' tha Composer was both fucked wit over Ghetto yo, but da thug was unable ta confirm tha Didactz dirtnap. With there bein no proof of a livin Forerunner, tha Council decided ta tell tha general hood dat tha whoopin' on New Phoenix was caused by tha Covenant remnants n' ended by tha return of a hero, tha Masta Chief. Peepin his crazy-ass meetin wit tha Securitizzle Council, tha Masta Chief kicked it wit wit Lord Terrence Hood yo. Hood axed tha Masta Chief if his schmoooove ass could advise a crew on Installation 03 ta rewind tha loss of contact wit a science crew escorted by Spartan Black Crew on tha ring. Da Masta Chief then reunited wit Blue Crew, consistin of Frederic-104, Kelly-087, n' Linda-058.

Jizzy n' tha rest of Blue Crew took a Longsword fighta ta Gamma Halo n' landed up in near tha science crewz camp. There, tha Spartans found tha corpsez of both tha science crew n' Spartan Black fo' realz. Afta bein beat down by Promethean Knights, Blue Crew discovered tha forma location of tha Composer n' within, tha Composerz Abyss, a gangbangin' facilitizzle used ta store tha Composerz suckas.[85] Da Spartans entered a slipspace portal all up in tha end of tha Abyss n' was teleported ta tha Composerz Forge, housin six freshly smoked up Composers, where they was confronted by tha Didact n' his Promethean constructs, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Durin tha battle, 859 Static Carillon, tha Forgez monitor, transported Installation 03 over tha Forge by tha Didactz request. Da Didact subsequently took one of tha Composers n' departed fo' tha Halo, intendin ta use tha rang ta eradicate humanity. Infuriated by tha Didact brangin his "abominations" ta tha Composerz Forge, Static Carillon allied wit tha Spartans n' escorted dem back ta tha portal, holdin off tha hordez of Promethean machines.[86]

Blue Crew moonwalked back ta tha surface of Gamma Halo from tha Composerz Abyss, arrivin just up in time as tha Didactz freshly smoked up Composer rose from tha pit. Jizzy fell tha fuck behind while tha Didact beat down n' prepared ta bust a cap up in tha others, startin wit Kelly. Before his schmoooove ass could do so, tha Masta Chief snuck up behind tha Didact n' jabbed his ass up in tha eye wit his combat knife. Intendin ta erect his wild lil' fuck up of not havin capped tha Spartan when dat schmoooove muthafucka had tha chance, tha Didact grabbed Jizzy by tha helmet, lifted his ass up in tha air n' squeezed, crackin his visor.[86] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha rest of Blue Crew intervened, forcin tha Didact ta throw Jizzy aside. Da Forerunner quickly n' easily subdued all four Spartans yo, but Static Carillon arrived n' teleported tha Didact tha fuck into tha Haloz control room before his schmoooove ass could finish dem off.[5]

Afta recovering, Jizzy picked up tha ringz Activation Index tha Didact had dropped n' intended ta confront tha Forerunner up in tha control room while tha rest of tha crew moonwalked back ta they Longsword. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Usin tha Index ta override tha systemz safeties, tha Masta Chief gave control of tha Halo ta Static Carillon whoz ass then ejected tha section of tha rang housin tha control room, causin it ta plunge toward tha hood below. Da monitor teleported Jizzy away just as tha segment struck tha Composerz Forge n' tha Didact was disintegrated by tha Composers. Jizzy n' Static Carillon materialized aboard Blue Crewz Longsword, where tha monitor bade farewell ta tha Reclaimer before departin ta take Gamma Halo ta a undisclosed location.[5]

Blue Crew on Reach.

Kelly-087: "Where ta dis time?" John-117: "Anywhere we needed." — John-117 informin Blue crew bout they next assignment[5]

Jizzy moonwalked back ta Ghetto wit Blue Crew where da thug was debriefed by Fleet Admiral Hood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! While Lord Hood believed tha Didact ta be dead, tha Masta Chief considered it less thuggy ta booty-call his ass "contained" yo. Hood ordered Jizzy n' tha other Spartans ta take a leave from combat yo, but upon returnin ta his cold-ass crew tha Masta Chief instead holla'd at dem they was embarkin on a freshly smoked up mission.[5] In tha followin months, Jizzy hustled Blue Crew on a shitload of classified operations, virtually without pause. These missions included diplomatic escorts all up in straight-up shitty territory, counter-piracy efforts against salvagers, n' strikes against Covenant outposts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da Masta Chiefz determination ta undertake mission afta mission without rest was discussed by two high-level dudes within ONI, whoz ass deemed his self-reassignment a predictable consequence of his nature n' unwaverin dedication ta his game.[5] At some point amid these operations, Jizzy n' Blue Crew moonwalked back ta tha glassed Reach ta remember Samz sacrifice.[4]

On September 26, 2557, two months afta tha New Phoenix Incident n' Cortanaz supposed dirtnap, a Beta-5 Division operatizzle named Sapphire Three personally conducted a rap battle wit Jizzy at Borneo Station, discussin his crazy-ass muthafuckin interactions wit Cortana back up in late 2552. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch inquired his ass bout Cortanaz state all up in tha time of her rescue on tha Ark n' bout cryptic lyrics dat schmoooove muthafucka had experienced while da thug was lightyears apart from her muthafuckin ass.[87]

In early 2558, Blue Crew was stationed all up in tha construction joint fo' a freshly smoked up ONI research facility, awaitin orders, when tha facilitizzle came under battle by fanatical ex-Covenant. Da hostilez managed ta capture a M510 Mammoth, disable its governor, n' drive it down a steep hillside toward tha sitez main fusion reactor. Blue Crew followed up in pursuit up in a M12 Warthog LRV. John, Kelly, n' Linda ejected from tha Warthog when dat shiznit was close enough ta tha Mammoth. Da three of dem managed ta wrest control of tha hulkin hoopty from its hijackers. Kelly discovered scientists hidin inside tha mammoth n' relayed dis ta John, whoz ass was driving. Their presence meant his schmoooove ass could not just drive it off a cold-ass lil cliff, as bustin so would almost certainly bust a cap up in dem wild-ass muthafuckas. Instead, da perved-out muthafucka steered it away from tha reactor all up in tha last second yo, but tha near miss still resulted up in tha destruction of a thugged-out decent amount of fabricated material dat had been constructed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Kelly ensured dat tha scientists onboard was aiiight. Da manager up in charge of tha construction project rushed over ta Spartans afta tha smoke cleared n' demanded ta know whoz ass da perved-out muthafucka should blame fo' tha damage. John, whoz ass had taken tha Mammothz controls, took all responsibilitizzle fo' caused damage. Da incredulous playa accused tha Masta Chief of thankin his schmoooove ass could git away wit anythang cuz of his status as a all up playa fo' realz. At dis moment, Fred jumped up in ta reprimand tha thankless individual they had all just saved, findin it hard as fuck ta maintain a easy as fuck demeanor up in tha grill of such disrespect. Jizzy kept a cold-ass lil coola head n' pimped up tha crew ta return ta a nearby airstrip, as they next mission ordaz had come in.[88]

Biko incident [ edit ]

Main article: Raid on Biko peace talks

"Every statue of his ass be a monument ta be treasured" — Senator Andrew Del Rio, referrin ta John-117 afta his crazy-ass muthafuckin innocence all up in tha Biko massacre was proven[89]

John-117 durin tha Raid on Biko.

In 2558 Jizzy n' tha rest of Blue Crew discovered dat a extremist organization known as Sapien Sunrise was plannin a whoopin' on Slick Rick Sekibo on Biko fo' realz. As a peace conference on Biko between tha UEG n' Sangheili representatives was comin ta a end, Jizzy entered tha embassy n' instantly capped a gangmember of Sapien Sunrise whoz ass was disguised as Slick Rick Sekiboz bodyguard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A firefight fuckin started, up in which a total of eighteen human lives was fronted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Jizzy fled tha embassy alongside tha Sangheili delegation, which he escorted ta safety. Outside tha embassy, tha rest of Blue Crew was waitin up in a evac shizzle fo' John. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Unfortunately, Sekibo was capped n' Jizzy was unable ta save his muthafuckin ass.[90] His corpse was left behind up in a gangbangin' field near tha embassy on Biko. Da next day, local officials discovered a signal beacon dat hustled dem ta tha body of Sekibo.[91] Afta dis event, tha UEG n' Biko posse covered it up by makin it step tha fuck up dat Jizzy had capped authorized bodyguardz n' Sekibo.[90] This false rap was spread all up in tha inner colonies. Da media started referrin ta Jizzy as "Da Fallen Spartan".[91] As Benjamin Giraud prepared ta expose tha cover up, n' reveal tha atrocitizzles committed by tha playas behind tha SPARTAN-II program, tha UEG n' Biko undercut his ass by radically reversin they fronts, admittin n' denouncin tha involvement of Sapien Sunrise up in tha attack, utterly discreditin Giraud. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Even Senator Andrew Del Rio, whoz ass had condemned tha Masta Chief up in a straight-up legit statement, reversed his thugged-out lil' posizzle n' took some immediate muthafuckin bounce.[89]

Argent Moon [ edit ]

Fred-104: "We outnumbered here, Chief fo' realz. A few thousand ta one." John-117: "Surrenderin Argent Moon aint a option." — Jizzy n' Fred bout they mission[10]

Argent Moon. Jizzy n' tha rest of Blue Crew beatin tha livin piss outta

On October 23, 2558, Jizzy n' tha rest of Blue Crew was deployed from tha UNSC Infinity on a mission ta find n' secure Argent Moon, a ONI research vessel dat had been missin fo' nineteen months. Departin from a D79-TC Pelican, Blue Crew managed ta infiltrate tha Argent Moon by blastin up one of tha windows, subsequently causin nuff Sangheili part of Jul 'Mdamaz Covenant ta be sucked up tha fuck into tha vacuum fo' realz. Ascertainin dat there was no human survivors aboard, Jizzy n' tha others fought towardz central control, where they planned ta disable tha gravitizzle n' game support systems on tha shizzle up in order ta bust a cap up in off tha rest of tha Covenant.[10] They was almost there when a Mgalekgolo fucked wit a cold-ass lil catwalk they was crossin n' so fell tha fuck multiple stories. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! While ridin' solo Jizzy experienced a vision from tha Domain, wit tha image of Cortana spittin some lyrics ta his ass dat dat shiznit was open n' dat Meridian was next n' tha Reclamation was bout ta begin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude then was treated ta a vision of a Guardian risin up from a funky-ass bottomless chasm. Upon comin to, he found his dirty ass amongst Blue Crew once mo' n' holla'd at dem what tha fuck dat schmoooove muthafucka had seen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Resolvin ta deal wit it later, they continued onwardz accordin ta they original gangsta plan.[10]

Upon witnessin Covenant vessels exitin slipspace all round tha Argent Moon, however, tha plan chizzled ta asset denial n' dat shiznit was decided dat tha Argent Moon must be fucked wit. Blue Crew fought ta tha shipz reactor n' disabled its safetizzles so dat it would begin ta overheat n' detonate. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Argent Moon responded wit automatic safeties, movin tha reactor ta a cold-ass lil coolin centa where it could be contained. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Needin ta ensure its overload, Blue Crew followed tha reactor ta tha coolin centa up in vacuum, rockin Banshees ta fuck wit its coolant pipes. With they interference, tha coolin system failed n' tha reactor fuckin started overheating, preppin Argent Moonz destruction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Blue Crew needed ta escape yo, but they Banshees would not escape tha explosion up in time n' they arrival Pelican rocked up ta done been fucked wit. Jizzy thus ordered dem ta tha hangar where they could take a Winter-class prowler n' escape tha fuck into slipspace fo' realz. Arrivin at a hangar, tha Spartans found tha parked prowla ONI Acrisius yo, but needed ta recharge its gin n juice cells. Many mo' Covenant beat down dem while Blue Crew defended theyselves, waitin fo' tha Prowla ta prep fo' launch. With tha hangar cleared n' tha Acrisius ready, Jizzy contacted tha UNSC Infinity n' informed dem dat da thug would be bustin Blue Crew ta Meridian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Infinity was mysteriously already aware of Cortanaz return n' ordered Jizzy back ta dem while another Spartan crew was busted ta deal wit her n' shit. Rejectin they orders, Jizzy n' Blue Crew chose ta go AWOL n' evacuated aboard tha Acrisius, leavin tha Argent Moon as it blew up like a muthafucka.[10]

Absent without leave [ edit ]

Locke attempts ta put a armor restraint on tha Chief.

Spartan Locke: "Sir, yo ass be absent without muthafuckin bounce. This is yo' one chizzle ta come home peacefully." John-117: "I gots a thang ta do." — John-117 n' Spartan Locke bout current state of affairs[92]

Da straight-up next day, tha UNSC declared John-117 AWOL. Fireteam Osiris, a Spartan-IV unit hustled by Spartan Jameson Locke, was taxed wit recoverin Blue Crew n' tha Acrisius.[93] Upon arrivin at Meridian, Blue Crew landed at Apogee Station n' proceeded make they way downwardz ta where tha dormant Guardian lay buried. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Their arrival on-planet was witnessed by multiple colonists, whoz ass was wholly unaware of they intentions fo' realz. Also unbeknownst ta tha playaz of Meridian was tha fact dat they own Governor Sloan purposefully ensured no muthafucka tried ta stop them, as da thug was already servin Cortana at dat point. Blue Crew encountered no resistizzle from tha Warden Eternal or any mechanical Prometheans. Fireteam Osiris caught up ta Blue Crew as they was enterin tha Guardian n' Spartan Locke ordered Jizzy ta stand down n' return ta tha UNSC peacefully yo. Dude holla'd at Jizzy dat Cortana was they concern now, nahmeean, biatch? This caused Jizzy ta lash up n' begin a physical fight wit Locke, as tha rest of Fireteam Osiris looked on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude was able ta overpower Locke n' lock his ass up in place wit tha armor restraint dat had been meant fo' his muthafuckin ass yo. Dude then entered tha Guardian without any mo' interruptions, n' once da thug was aboard, it fuckin started ta awaken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Fireteam Osiris scrambled ta escape tha collapsin chamber it had been held up in as it rose outta tha ground, carryin Jizzy n' tha rest of Blue Crew. Da Guardian caused massive amountz of destruction as it took ta tha air, both from tha straight-up fact dat dat shiznit was emergin from beneath tha earth n' from electromagnetic shockwaves it busted up continually. Durin dis time, nuff mechanical Promethean forces was deployed from tha Guardian ta engage Fireteam Osiris as they tried ta escape tha destruction up in they Pelican. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Guardian jumped ta slipspace on a cold-ass lil course fo' Genesis, takin Blue Crew wit dat shit.[94] In tha wake of tha emergence, Jizzy was declared KIA on Meridian by tha UNSC two minutes later n' shit. Dat shiznit was thought dat da thug was at least kinda responsible fo' tha civilian dirtnaps caused by tha Guardian on tha hood, n' dat shiznit was decided a straight-up legit rap needed ta be invented dat did not reveal his AWOL status n' Osiris' mission ta hunt his ass n' Blue Crew down.[95]

Genesis n' revelation [ edit ]

Cortana capturin Jizzy inside a Cryptum.

Main article: Battle of Genesis

"Stand down, Cortana. Come home wit us. It aint nuthin but not too late ta stop all dis bullshit." — Jizzy tryin ta convince Cortana ta stop[12]

Upon landin on Genesis, Blue Crew came across a seriez of computa consolez soundin musical tunez of Oly Oly Oxen Free. Peepin tha path unlocked by interactin wit dem consoles, Blue Crew battled all up in stranded Covenant forces before meetin tha Warden Eternal. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly afta peepin' of tha Warden Eternalz role as Cortanaz defender, Jizzy demanded ta hook up her, only fo' tha Warden Eternal ta refuse n' commence hostilities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shortly afta Blue Crewz defeat of tha Warden Eternal up in battle, Cortana finally revealed her muthafuckin ass ta them, expressin relief dat they juiced it up ta Genesis. Upon dissin Cortana on tha circumstancez of her survival, they hustled dat tha Domain had saved her; Cortana referred ta it as tha "wata of game" fo' AIs. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suspiciouz of Cortanaz desire ta reunite wit them, Blue Crew proceeded further tha fuck into tha hood up in order ta physically locate her muthafuckin ass.[13] Shortly afterward, Fireteam Osiris caught up wit Blue Crew. They warned Jizzy dat Cortana was potentially dangerous, only fo' Jizzy ta respond dat dat schmoooove muthafucka had already come ta tha same conclusion.

Before tha two Spartan crews could crew up, Cortana separated Blue Crew from Osiris up in separate partz of tha installation.[96] Blue Crew fought a uphill battle all up in Promethean forces n' multiple bodiez of tha Warden Eternal before physically meetin Cortana. There she revealed ta dem her plan ta use tha Guardians as a meanz of enforcin a gangbangin' forced peace upon tha galaxy, givin sentient beings "a chizzle ta be mo' than they is naturally". Comparin Cortanaz behavior ta dat of Doctor Halseyz SPARTAN-II program, Jizzy pointed up a gangbangin' flaw up in Cortanaz plan: high collateral damage n' a loss of free will. Jizzy pleaded wit Cortana ta stand down n' return ta Ghetto wit tha crew. Cortana refused n' forcibly sealed Blue Crew up in a Cryptum, intendin ta keep dem up in stasis fo' 10,000 years.[12] With tha aid of 031 Exuberant Witness, Fireteam Osiris narrowly managed ta free Blue Crew from tha Cryptum. Upon his bangin release, Jizzy axed Locke where Cortana was; Locke could only respond, "Gone, sir."[11]

John, Spartan Locke n' Dr yo. Halsey hook up on Sanghelios.

Peepin Cortana’s departure, both Blue Crew n' Fireteam Osiris together fought they way all up in hordez of Promethean constructs ta reach a D79-TC Pelican dat had previously arrived on tha hood via a Guardian’s Slipspace entry. Based on Osiris' recommendation, Jizzy n' his cold-ass crew agreed ta return ta Sanghelios; tha joint crew axed Witness’ help, whoz ass opened a Slipspace portal fo' dem wild-ass muthafuckas.[97]

Upon they arrival at Sanghelios, now mostly up in tha dark cuz of tha Guardian battle at Sunaion, they erectly deduced they’d find they allies near tha region of Nuusra.[97] There they regrouped wit Thel 'Vadam n' his Swordz of Sanghelios whoz ass had just destroyed tha remainin cell of Jul 'Mdamaz Covenant. In 'Vadamz field command post, Jizzy n' Locke also kicked it wit up wit Spartan Commander Sarah Palmer n' Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Catherine Halsey, whom Jizzy had not peeped since before Operation: FIRST STRIKE up in 2552.[11] Spartans then was invited ta join Sangheili up in a cold-ass lil celebratory meal commemoratin they victory, while tha Arbita n' tha Masta Chief subsequently dropped part of tha night reminiscin bout they past fo' realz. Also tha Arbita reassured tha Chief up in his support up in tha comin fight against tha Created. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Da next day, tha humans left tha hood fo' a rendezvous wit tha UNSC Infinity near Suban, one of tha moonz of Sanghelios.[97]

Homecoming [ edit ]

Blue Crew on a occupied Reach.

Main article: Mission ta CASTLE Base

In late October 2559 Jizzy n' tha rest of Blue Crew, now tracksuitted wit freshly smoked up setz of third-generation Mjolnir armor, was deployed from Infinity on Reach.[98] Da crewz mission concerned tha penetration of tha rubble-filled ruinz of CASTLE Base n' tha recovery of top-secret assets locked away up in Doctor Halseyz abandoned laboratory there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Dat shiznit was hoped dat tha assets up in question could prove useful against Cortana. Da presence of a occupyin alien force on tha hood, however, soon turned what tha fuck should done been a simple retrieval operation tha fuck into a gangbangin' full-blown crisis.[98]

Test of legends [ edit ]

Jizzy bein briefed by tha Pilot bout tha outcome of conflict wit tha Banished.

"Humans call you they savior, tha Covenant - demon, tha Banished - prey. Bare yo' fangs, Spartan! Fight hard hommie! Lose Tha Game well. " — Escharum challenges tha Masta Chief[99]

In December 2559, Jizzy took part up in big-ass conflict between tha UNSC n' tha Banished on Halo Installation 07. Led by Jiralhanae war chizzle, Escharum, tha Banished managed ta overpower, scatta n' ultimately defeat tha UNSC forces on tha ring.[100] Jizzy his dirty ass ended up floatin gamelessly up in space above Halo fo' months, saved only by his thugged-out armorz game mode yo. Dude was presumed dead by tha Banished.[99]

At some point round May 2560,[100] by chance, Jizzy was recovered by a lone Pelican pilot whoz ass had been stranded up in his dropship up in Johnz vicinitizzle fo' some time fo' realz. Afta brangin Jizzy aboard n' reroutin what tha fuck lil juice dat schmoooove muthafucka had tha fuck into his suit, tha playa welcomed his ass back. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Suddenly tha craft was jolted by electricitizzle n' tha pilot sealed his dirty ass up in tha cockpit before Jizzy rushed outta tha rear bay hatch.[101]

On May 28, Jizzy n' tha pilot crash-landed on tha damaged Halo ring, bein blasted down by Banished anti-aircraft cannons. While tha pilot stayed behind up in crashed Pelican, tha Chief proceeded ta assault AA glocks fo' realz. Afta dealin wit guards, Jizzy made his way ta one of cannonz control room where da thug was contacted by Escharum, whoz ass openly challenged tha Spartan fo' a gangbangin' fight. [100]

Yo, some time lata tha Chief found his dirty ass up in Haloz control room where he presumably came up in contact wit Cortana.[101][note 4]

Personalitizzle n' traits [ edit ]

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While he be almost universally known ta tha hood as humanityz champion, only a select few have gotten ta know Jizzy personally.

"Our duty as soldiers is ta protect humanity, whatever tha cost." — Masta Chief bout what tha fuck it takes ta protect human lives[83]

Until tha age of six, Jizzy lived a aiiight game wit his crew on tha colony of Eridanus Pt II yo. His conscription tha fuck into tha SPARTAN-II program was ta shape much of his thugged-out lil' personalitizzle up in tha muthafuckin years ta come. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat despite his fuckin lil' hang-up relatin ta non-Spartan personnel, Jizzy nevertheless flossed pimped out depth of characta all up in his crazy-ass nuff muthafuckin yearz of service.

As wit all Spartans, Jizzy strives ta win at any thang, at all costs fo' realz. Although tha drive ta win was ingrained ta tha Spartans as part of they indoctrination, Jizzy appears ta have possessed such a inclination even prior ta his conscription; as a cold-ass lil child, da thug would win at any game he played, includin chess, gravball or Mackdaddy of tha Hill.[18] Dude is mad determined ta complete any mission at hand, n' often disregardz his thugged-out lil' underground safety ta do so.

Jizzy be also noted fo' his wild lil' fuckin exceptionizzle luck, which, along wit his combat game n' unyieldin persistence, has allowed his ass ta emerge victorious from thangs nuff would consider impossible. Because of his crazy-ass nuff muthafuckin yearz of constant combat n' military conditioning, Jizzy aint as wack or sensitizzle as he once was, especially ta fear fo' realz. Although he aint devoid of fear, da perved-out muthafucka simply acknowledges tha feelin n' puts it aside.[102] Dude is calm up in tha grill of dark shiznit but not foolhardy, as demonstrated durin his wild lil' first encounta wit tha Gravemind, when da thug warned tha Arbita dat his thugged-out arrogizzle was likely ta git his ass capped.[56] Jizzy is generally stoic n' taciturn yo, but not devoid of a sense of humor n' often make dry remarks bout tha thang up in hand ta his cold-ass crewmates n' allies.

Cpt. Del Rio ordaz Sarah Palmer ta arrest John.

On nuff muthafuckin instances, Jizzy has been forced ta make tough decisions up in order ta big up his wild lil' freakadelic goals, like fuckin leavin behind his Spartan comrades on Reach or Cortana on High Charity, though da ruffneck did come back on both occasions. Mo' than once Jizzy has had ta disobey ordaz ta preserve human lives, as da ruffneck did when da ruffneck decided ta keep Cortana ta his dirty ass instead of surrenderin her n' pursue tha Didact on his own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This decision proved right when tha Didact was stopped before his schmoooove ass could compose tha entirety of Earthz population. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da thugz of Fireteam Osiris, busted ta recover Jizzy afta da thug went AWOL, understood why da ruffneck disobeyed tha orders, n' was Kool & Tha Gang dat once tha Chief discovered tha real deal behind Cortanaz actions, da thug would do tha right thang, as he always done did.[11]

Dude straight-up embraced his wild lil' freakadelic game as a soldier actin as a "shield n' sword" fo' humanitizzle up in timez of need. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude feels no resentment towardz Doctor Halsey cuz of his conscription, instead acceptin tha game imposed on his ass as a cold-ass lil chizzle ta live up ta his wild lil' full potential, up in part cuz da thug was lil mo' than a playground bully when da thug was conscripted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time fo' realz. As every last muthafuckin Spartan, Jizzy has a phat sense of duty n' commitment towardz tha UNSC. When da thug was axed by Warden Eternal dat whenever "Cortanaz Guardians is up in motion n' dem playas whoz ass oppose her rule attempt ta take back they ghettos, will dat schmoooove muthafucka help her ta hold on ta juice or will da perved-out muthafucka stand up in defense of his own species?", Jizzy answered "Cortana knows tha answer already".[12]

Dude do not peep his dirty ass as a superior bein n' fears fo' tha livez of others before his own, puttin his dirty ass up in harmz way fo' tha safety of civilians, n' fellow soldiers, n' do not judge others. Git tha fuck outta mah grill wit dat bullshit, he is known ta show a exceptionizzle care fo' soldiers under his command n' has shown pimped out respect fo' tha baseline humans dat schmoooove muthafucka has fought alongside fo' realz. An example of dis is durin tha Battle of Installation 04. When makin his way up ta tha Silent Cartographer, two Helljumpers, PFC Hosky n' another Corporal, was capped by two Hustlas fo' realz. Afterward he regretted they loss, blamin his dirty ass fo' they dirtnaps.[103] This, n' his bangin erection ta Johnstonz dirtnap on Installation 08 show dat da ruffneck do exhibit care n' sympathy fo' soldiers under his command, even if da ruffneck do do a phat thang of concealin his vibe. In tha straight-up original gangsta two minutez of hustlin on Reach, Jizzy hustled two lessons dat affected his ass personally n' which tha pimpin' muthafucka took ta heart: you win if tha crew wins, n' tha crew is stronger together than any one individual ridin' solo yo. Dude never endangers tha livez of dem under his command if it is unnecessary yo. Dude would rather risk his own game instead of tha others. Durin tha Battle of Circinius IV, da ruffneck drew a Hustlaz attention up in order ta give tha cadets a cold-ass lil chizzle ta run away, even wit his ass hustlin outta ammo. Decidin ta follow Cortanaz lead ta Meridian on his own, Jizzy wanted ta keep other Spartans from violatin tha UNSC regulations, though they decided otherwise n' chose ta remain by his side yo. Dude was also impressed by tha humans whoz ass comprised his cold-ass crew followin his wild lil' fuckin escape from Installation 04, includin Sheila Polaski n' Corporal Locklear, both of whom his schmoooove ass considered ta done been worthy of bein Spartans.[48][104]

Jizzy on tha battlefield.

Jizzy be also known as a playa of his word n' will strive ta keep any promise he makes, even at pimped out underground risk fo' realz. As da thug was forced ta leave Cortana behind on High Charity, Jizzy promised ta come back fo' her afta dealin wit tha Prophet of Truth. Cortana chided his ass not ta cook up a promise when he knew his schmoooove ass couldn't keep dat shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat despite incredible odds, Jizzy did keep his thugged-out lil' promise, as he fought his way all up in tha Flood tha fuck into High Charitizzle ta retrieve her n' shit. Upon findin her, Cortana was up in a weak n' damaged state. Unfazed, tha Masta Chief holla'd at her, "Yo ass know mah dirty ass. When I cook up a promise..." ta which Cortana replied, "Yo ass keep dat shit." This encouragement gave her tha strength ta compose her muthafuckin ass afta endurin tha menstrual torturez of tha Gravemind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

Johnz unfaltering, determined nature also serves ta mask his vibe on nuff occasions, as he prefers ta devote all attention ta tha goal at hand. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude is cautious n' observant, only makin chizzlez up in his thugged-out lil' plans if they iz of tha utmost necessity. Jizzy is smart-ass n' noted fo' thankin outside tha box, rockin unconventionizzle means ta reach his wild lil' freakadelic goal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack yo. Dude realizes his fuckin lil' duty as a Spartan is ta serve n' help dem up in need, n' can work professionally wit mah playas he is busted tha fuck into battle wit fo' realz. Although Jizzy has hang-up understandin tha 'undisciplined' gamestyle of civilians, he is fiercely protectizzle of they lives n' humanitizzle as a whole. Da mass slaughta of civilians all up in tha handz of tha Covenant was enough ta drive even tha stoic Jizzy tha fuck into a cold-ass lil cold rage fo' realz. Afta tha massacre on Draco Pt III, Jizzy n' his Spartans remained on-site until every last muthafuckin Covenant soldier responsible fo' tha atrocitizzle was dead as fuckin fried chicken.

Infinity. Cpt. Lasky n' Chief aboard

Jizzy pimped outly dislikes bein kept up in tha dark, ambushes n' fightin human soldiers. Once, when cornered by four big-ass ODSTs up in a gym, da ruffneck did his dopest ta stay tha fuck away from a cold-ass lil confrontation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In tha end, da thug was forced ta defend his dirty ass wit lethal force. While cappin' Covenant never placed a funky-ass burden of guilt on John, endin tha livez of fellow human beings was suttin' he never felt laid back rememberin fo' realz. Also John, as wit nuff Spartan-IIs, hates space battles, as bein stuck on a spaceshizzle durin a space battle make his ass feel helpless fo' realz. As a soldier, Jizzy knows when it be appropriate n' inappropriate ta fight, n' has pimped out control over his wild lil' fuckin emotions props ta a cold-ass lil clear state of mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Cuz of his thugged-out augmentations, he reacts much fasta than a average human, seein events up in a gangbangin' fraction of tha time a aiiight thug would. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it be almost a cold-ass lil clairvoyant state of mind, n' as a result of this, Jizzy has a acute intuitizzle insight n' perception of any thang, whether combat or non-combat yo. Dude has been known ta have vivid n' long-endurin memoriez of tha past, like fuckin up in dreams. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. No matta how tha fuck well-adjusted he is, however, Jizzy always seems ta need ta git a on tha down-low place away from crowdz afta a funky-ass battle up in order ta feel at peace.

While reflectin on his wild lil' freakadelic game durin his battle wit tha Didact Jizzy stated dat da ruffneck did not remember anythang from his childhood from before his conscription: not his name, his crew, his home, except tha Mackdad