COLUMBUS, OH—In light of the social media platform’s announcement that it was considering doubling its character limit to 280 per tweet, local Twitter user Rory Fegler told reporters Wednesday that he guesses he could muster up 140 more characters about the master race. “Sure, if I had the room, I think I could find something more to say about the genetic superiority of whites,” said Fegler, adding that if he was being given twice as many characters, he supposed he could get in another detail or two about how he and his Aryan brethren would come to dominate inferior races. “I guess it’d be a waste not to use these extra characters, right? I mean, I can always throw on some extra hashtags like #racialpurity, #thirdreich, and #Lugenpresse, and then I could fill in whatever space is left with some alternating flame and cross emoji.” Fegler went on to say that he was willing to give the new character limits a chance as long as Twitter never tampered with his freedom to harass people of color as much as he liked.

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