{% image(extended-5063a4233a40f-50ac0ee422b54.jpg, articles) %} Conan got so worked up watching reality TV loser Elisabeth Hasselbeck interview President Obama, he drafted this noble and patriotic amendment to the US Constitution to ensure that only reality television CHAMPIONS may question the President of the United States. Henceforth, and verily, we the undersigned do pledge to support the amending of the United States Constitution, and to hereby pledge our names in this legally toothless digital petition thingy we foundeth on the interweb.