HOLY FUCK. HOLY SHIT WUT! I'm still lost for words, like WHAT!!

I come in from a shit day in school to this massive package which I knew had to be Secret Santa. Opened it up and there ya go

BASS!

Seriously dude.... this is the BEST gift I've ever received, hands down no questions asked, best.

The fact that you packaged everything so well, included alan keys (signs of a luthier) and literally made the fucking thing. Not gonna lie, I was a bit sceptical plugging it in but HOLY FUCK. This thing is LOUD and has more tone than any other P-bass I've played. Serious props mate.

I'm still lost for words. Thank you from the bottom of my heart dude/dudette.

Edit: Credited this wonderful hooman

P.S I'm gonna hit you up about those specs soon