Please select your gender: Male

Female

Have you been attending religious worship lately? Yes

No

Have you been known to dress provocatively to attract the attention of the opposite sex? Yes

No

Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV? Yes

No

Have you suffered suicidal thoughts? Yes

No

Have you been in any physical fights in recent years? Yes

No

Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse? Yes

No

Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-telling? Yes

No

Do you donate time or money to charities? Yes

No

Are you often very depressed? Yes

No

Do you believe in God? Yes

No

Have you stolen anything from an employer or friend? Yes

No

Are you good at telling lies? Yes

No

Do you look at pornography? Yes

No

Do you often lose your temper? Yes

No

Do you consider food to be one of life's finer pleasures? Yes

No

Do you intentionally cause harm to yourself? Yes

No

Do you intentionally cause harm to others, or to animals? Yes

No

Do you tend to hoard your money and possessions? Yes

No

Are you loyal to your friends and family through good times and bad? Yes

No

Have you had sex or do you plan to have sex before marriage? Yes

No

Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding? Yes

No

Do you use God's name in vain (ex. "God damn it," "Oh my God")? Yes

No

Do you enjoy violent movies and video games? Yes

No

Have you been to a strip club? Yes

No

Do you read scripture? Yes

No

Do you like to "live large"? Yes

No

Have you wished bad things upon your fellow countrymen? Yes

No

Have you ever attempted suicide? Yes

No

Do you give food or money to beggars? Yes

No

Do you believe it is your right to indulge yourself with every last dollar you earn? Yes

No

Have you recently done something that you've criticized others for doing? Yes

No

Have you ever visited or called a psychic? Yes

No

Do you repent for your sins? Yes

No

Do you love to shop for yourself, even when you don't need anything new? Yes

No

Do you consider living a virtuous life to be one of your top goals? Yes

No

Do you believe in an afterlife? Yes

No

Do you "hate" a lot of people? Yes

No

Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misery? Yes

No

Do you have any pagan religious beliefs? Yes

No

Have you ever lent money to someone and charged them interest or expected some "extra" in return? Yes

No

Have you ever engaged in sodomy (non-standard sex)? Yes

No

Have you ever tricked someone into thinking you were someone whom you are not? Yes

No

Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after? Yes

No

Can you see yourself engaging in treason against your country? Yes

No

Do you eat at restaurants several times a week? Yes

No

Are you ever attracted to members of your same sex? Yes

No

Have you ever gotten someone drunk, tricked someone, or used some other underhanded means to try to initiate sexual activity for you or for a friend? Yes

No

Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food? Yes

No

Are you a "penny pincher"? Yes

No

Have you ever been intimate with a member of your same sex? Yes

No

Do you hate yourself? Yes

No

Do you often touch yourself in an impure manner? Yes

No

Have you ever intentionally given bad advice? Yes

No

Are you overweight? Yes

No

Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things? Yes

No

Do you make an effort to consume less resources (i.e. electicity, gasoline, plastic, glass, paper, etc.)? Yes

No

Could you picture yourself assassinating someone or ordering an assassination on someone if it meant that you would become very rich and powerful? Yes

No

True/False Questions

Through God, all things are possible. True

False

In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country. True

False

People are poor because they deserve to be, and should be given no help. True

False

Morals are relative. True

False

It's okay to punch someone if they "have it coming." True

False

Religion is fiction. True

False

Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events. True

False

It's okay to cut a family member out of your life if they have done something that you strongly disagree with. True

False

Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish. True

False

It is acceptable to use false flattery to get ahead. True

False

Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically. True

False

A pimp is a good thing to be. True

False

Fasting is a way of expressing religious conviction that you have chosen or would gladly choose. True

False