R. Kelly’s Trapped In The Closet is the single greatest cultural artifact of the 21st Century to date. And at last, mere mortals like you and I can be involved in this incredible hip-hopera, thanks to Jeremy Penner’s Lasertube project (found via FreeIndieGam.es). Your role is simple – click on Mr Kelly’s face whenever he sings ‘oh shit’ or assorted other foul language, otherwise the game will end.

Ssh, ssh, ssh you don’t need to understand why. You just have to do it. The show must go on. It’s just a terrible shame that, so far, it only covers the recap, not the full 22 part saga of Kelly’s rap Wheel of Time.

If you are somehow unware of Trapped In The Closet, then oh boy am I about to improve the quality of your life a thousandfold.



Caution, by the way – Omar comin’.



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Oh, shit.

And chapters 23 and onwards are coming later this year.

Oh, shit.