10) “How do we improve perfection?”

9) “Maybe it would help your likeability if you would stop killing people.”

8 ) “Remind voters there have been no Godzilla attacks on my watch.”

7) “After promising nuclear Armageddon, throw in a folksy, ‘You betcha.’”

6) “Remind people you come from Pyongyang just like Kim Jong-Lincoln.”

5) “Korean food again?”

4) “Maybe we should hire a new chairman and move Kim to 10pm.”

3) “‘Get a load of that bodacious booty!’ (Sorry, that was overheard at Kim Kardashian’s house).”

2) “With 0% of the precincts reporting, you’ve won in a landslide.”