TORONTO – A gay police officer has personally delivered an open letter about the Pride parade protest to organizers of Black Lives Matter Toronto, while illegally collecting their personal information.

“Exclusion does not promote inclusion,” read the letter, delivered while the officer enacted a policy of systematic racial discrimination.

While many have criticised Black Lives Matter for saying the police have no business attending a parade that began as a protest against police brutality, only the one officer has been courageous enough to put his words in ink, and deliver them by hand while carrying out a police practice that the office of the Ombudsman considers illegal.

“Uh, thank you for the letter?” said BLM organizer Sandy Hudson, while she was stopped, questioned, and documented without any probable cause. “The rainbow stamp is a nice touch, I guess.”

At press time, the Toronto Police were making sure there was a safe environment at pride for queer people of colour, by disproportionately placing them in nice, secure cells.