The original TV theme song is a lost art.

Nowadays, most series use an existing tune to open episodes. Even when the rare show has a theme song written for it—such as Orange Is the New Black and, to a lesser degree, The Affair—forget about the lyrics providing a fun, introductory synopsis of the program’s premise.

That’s why it’s heartening to see people still embracing an art form that’s on its last leg. And yes, that might mean picking apart a classic example of the craft. In this particular case, we’re talking about the theme to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air by Will “The Fresh Prince” Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff.

Reddit user cdragon1983 responded to a post by Graystone17 in the Explain Like IAmA community: “Rewrite the Fresh Prince theme from Uncle Phil’s point of view.” Cdragon1983 posted his lyrics without additional comment, but the user might as well have done this at the end since no one else bothered posting after:

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Or as these commenters proclaimed:

Here’s what cdragon1983 composed:

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The big question now: Who do we get to record this new theme?