The Sex Life Roller Coaster / by C-Section Comics



This ain’t what you’d print on a billboard poster:

My sex life is much like a roller coaster.

There’s times when I’m up, there’s times when I’m down,

but most of the time – I don’t get to ride.

This is what causes my natural frown

and the reason my nutsack is shriveled and dried.

Maybe it’s ’cause I am married with kids,

and married men don’t get much action, but still,

maybe it’s just that my private parts lack

what most women would normally call “sex appeal”.

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