This is an enormous set of stuff. From roughly upper-left to lower-right, they are:

"Don this crown and act like you still work for The King. If you have left-over taco grease from your eating contest, you could smear it on your shirt to look like a modern BK employee."

"If you escape unscathed you could use these 'staches to identify your Dixie cup at upcoming parties. Or, you could create creepy eyebrows. However, for the time being use them to pull-off the BK identity as you slip back into the shootout."

"While you're on the lam, spend some time reading about another famous beekeeper: it might give you insights to finally smite the foes of /r/yishansucks & your nemesis RedditCEO."

"It looks like you have enough disguises to save at least eight of your friends. Share the loot!"

"The NSA is on to you! Quickly: use this literalized Reddit gold to buy your way out of the building; but first, put on your disguise!"

"Remember to conceal your identity by answering calls with this gadget! When the NSA is off your tail you can share this toy with your kids! Good Luck & Goodnight, [redacted] AKA mllestrong"

"Don't let Facebook faux-friends & Google+ trolls get to you while you combat the threat at cyber command in North Korea. Use this roll of birthday wishes to keep your stream clean and your morale upbeat."