Jennifer Lawrence talked about shitting her pants on David Letterman's show last night and now I'm all in. Let's pick out some furniture and move to the woods together.

This is America's first starlet who has graduated to the seven-month mark in the relationship, where the airs have been put down and the faux intimacy has been ravaged, and now we have to assess where we are. Where we are, once again, is all in. We are no longer toeing the exit.

We have now, pardon the expression, seen some shit with Jennifer Lawrence. We are no longer going on fall drives to listen to an old Pixies album in full and play around in the leaves like a bunch of goddamn children with Jennifer Lawrence. We are helping each other do one another's laundry with Jennifer Lawrence. We are sorting out the electrical bill with Jennifer Lawrence.

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This is refreshing, because the last time we got this out of an attractive celebrity, it was Jenny McCarthy, and she is a full-blown nutso lunatic -- one we would walk in traffic to avoid if we saw her on the sidewalk. She talked about farting, and then, in the next breath, she implored America to not give their kids the polio vaccine, and then she licked an electrical socket for all we know, because we stopped paying attention after that.

Jennifer Lawrence, though? Let's start blocking out Saturdays so we can go to The Container Store together and try to organize all of these wires, Jennifer Lawrence. How did we get so many wires, Jennifer Lawrence? Where do they all go?

Here's the thing: We're not sure Jennifer Lawrence is the bee's knees, acting-wise.

Silver Linings Playbook is the Crash of the 2010s. Give The Hunger Games 15 years and see what that thing looks like. She was great in Winter's Bone, which is a movie that takes place entirely while you sleep on the couch.

But do you care if your girlfriend is the best internal marketer in all of commercial airlines? No. You don't. You care about how easy it is to live with her.

The living is easy with Jennifer Lawrence. We'll sit through the Hunger Games again if we get more people -- actual human people -- as celebrities like Jennifer Lawrence.

And this also gives us a reason to show you the best video game in existence, "Don't Shit Your Pants," which, like life with any other hot celebrity, is much more difficult than it sounds.

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