Would someone please tell Molly Jong-Fast there are plenty of real things she could complain about with Trump since she’s a liberal? Surely she can screech about evil tax cuts or something not made up … like this nonsense.

As dirty as paying off a pornstar? As filthy as getting spanked with a copy of Forbes magazine?

As disgusting as jailing and gassing immigrant children? https://t.co/gZJDOPeBJV — Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) May 30, 2019

Gassing immigrant children?

WTF?

F for effort, Molly.

Shhh … she’s on a roll.

Don’t look at us, man, we just work here.

Gonna guess she's referring to the tear-gassing incident, but my god, phrasing. — Ameer (@Coolbeit) May 30, 2019

Oh, that’s right.

She knew damn well what she was doing with her phrasing, though. It’s much more dramatic and impactful to pretend Trump is literally gassing immigrant children because he’s super racist and evil and stuff.

You’re a self proclaimed journalist or writer right? Gassing children? That is an outright lie & you should be sanctioned/punished/beat with a wet noodle or something for perpetrating false information when you might be considered credible by some brain absent people. @Twitter ? — LisaAnn (@Koffy69) May 30, 2019

With a wet noodle? Yikes.

Brutal.

"As disgusting as jailing and gassing immigrant children?" Holy shit…are you accusing him of mass murder? — AtticusLee (@AtticusLee6) May 30, 2019

Sounds a little bit like it.

Gassing immigrant children? What kinda sick fantasies do you have? Tucker was correct. — Eric D 1 8 3 (@EricDeBo183) May 30, 2019

What did Tucker say again?

Oh. That’s right.

And he was correct.

You know, Obama gassed and jailed immigrant children. Was it okay then?

Stormy Daniels admitted she did not have sex with your President.

GIRL – please stay current. If you are going to hate, then at least be relevant. — JacquieMc (@JacquieMc2) May 30, 2019

Ouch.

Huh? Are they gassing children now? Or anyone? You’ve never been spanked before? I hate Trump as much as anyone, but, wtf is this drek? — ██????██ (@i_do_tech_stuff) May 30, 2019

When you’re losing the anti-Trump types maybe just maybe you’ve misplayed your hand.

Gassing children? You libs are a special kind of stupid. — Clown Dawg (@poemclown) May 30, 2019

The first two you couldn't care less about. The third is an outright lie. Is this all you have? — LouiseR (@FunLifeGigHarbr) May 30, 2019

Yes, it’s all she has.

Sad, ain’t it?

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