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Person on Phone: Bombast cable... How can I help you? Rat: I want to cancel cable. Now that I have Netflix and Hulu, I don't need you and your 700 worthless channels anymore. Person on Phone: So that's it? You want to cancel your entire account. Rat: Well, no. I still want ESPN. Person on PhoneHa! To get ESPN, you have to get all 700 worthless channels! Bwahahahaaa! Rat: The cable company is a worthy foe.