Fellow citizens of the United States,

If you believe we the motherfucking people have the power,

and deserve hope for some tangible equality, then read on brother.

There's a majority of Americans within the middle/lower class that are:

A) Overworked to the point where they can't find time to give a fuck about government while trying to pay rent and eat

B) Part of a group within the generations that actually proud that they don't know shit about government besides that their crooks, cons, and funded by big corporate lobbyists.

C) The Willfully ignorant about corporate hands in politics. These are the people who call you 'atheist baby-eating communists,' 'religious whackjob overpopulating idiots,' etc.

I propose congressional terms be limited!

Congressional terms need to be limited! With two year terms for Congress, a president has the potential to actually pass some bills if their term isn't going well. With a limit of 4 years in Congress we can stimulate change and more interest in their elections. We don't need Grandpa-thinks-a-blueberry-is-a-phone congressman who's term won't end without cavorting, retirement, or death. We have got assholes with 30-40 year terms. They're not powerless! You don't win a game of poker with the same hand all the fucking time.

I propose imposing a multi-party structure into the primaries that carries on into the congressional and presidential elections.

If we could have a larger pool of parties to choose from to divide the campaign wealth and split corporate fingers, we'd have far more interesting political debates. More active bill discussions would stem from voters promoting candidates who better fit their preferred qualifications to improve the country. A better shot at government means sicknasty odds at a better life.

I propose we act with a simple click, whether you agree with my speech mannerisms and/or the level with which I deliver my ideas or not, if you agree with my propositions, then fucking sign.

Instill a horror-terror in government officials, in big business that drowns them in inferiority. A voice that shouts in the dark, a fist that's raised in opposition, even if its just one. Fucking raise that bitch.

Just who the hell do they think we are? We're the motherfucking threat, it's time to act like the hellspawn time bomb that's going to start the obese revolution on paper before taxes, poverty, and stagnant fucking growth kills us or throws us into fatty, fat civil war that'll will do far more harm than a political war.

Aim for 1 million