This post is a full index of all current Kpopalypse articles (minus a few minor ones like site update news and the Kpopalypse roundup series) because the default archives weren’t sexy enough. The index includes some versions that I’ve posted to other sites, or found on other sites, all related discussions I’ve found, and some versions translated into other languages where applicable. It will be updated occasionally after I post some new blogs. Posts are in reverse chronological order, so new posts will get added to the top of the list.

THE KPOPALYPSE ARTICLE INDEX

DECEMBER 2019

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

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A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

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Kpopalypse listens to 2019’s awful Christmas comebacks, so you don’t have to!

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Songs from 2019 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.

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…and they wouldn’t accept the apology anyway, because they’re trashbags. Now where did I put that password…

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Kpopalypse talks directly to one of the most terrifying individuals in the k-pop world in an interview so controversial, it had to be password-protected!

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Who is vising Kpopalypse blog, how often, and why? Find out here! Spoiler: it’s probably the titties.

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Why read the next 12 months worth of trashy k-pop news articles when you can just read this and know it all in advance?

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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NOVEMBER 2019

The truth revealed!

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AustralianSana returns to discuss k-pop tragedies and answer many reader questions with Kpopalypse!

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – Ploopy678’s least viewed videos!

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More music theory! In this episode: the circle of fifths, what is it, and why is it a thing?

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Kpopalypse boycott of Allkpop has expired – or has it?

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Kpopalypse returns to analyse k-pop idol boobs yet again!

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Kpopalypse baby – Kpopalypse dancer – Kpopalypse golden maknae – Kpopalypse muscle pig – Kpopalypse caonima

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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OCTOBER 2019

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – usually-ignored genres!

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AustralianSana returns to discuss her Twitter ban, the BTS hive-mind and more!

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Winners don’t do clickbait!

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More gaming recommendations for people trapped in a dorm with nothing but their very buff right arm.

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Interactive fiction: bloodthirsty ARMYs are taking over – how long can you last?

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Burning trufax revealed!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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SEPTEMBER 2019

A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Haseul on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Haseul from Loona was replaced by Daewang from Pink Fantasy on the sidebar after this post.

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If you need help kicking the habit, or maybe just dialling it back a notch, this post is for you!

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Which scandals in k-pop are really important, and should you care?

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The AustralianSana series is now a podcast!

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Was Eric a high school bully? I don’t know, and this interview doesn’t prove anything. However it does raise the questions – to what extent should people be held accountable for their pasts, and how can k-pop fans best help alleged bullying victims?

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Makes sure you give Chuu+ a follow if you’re on Twitter for search term fun times!

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More music theory, this time all about vibrations!

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AUGUST 2019

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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When is fancamming being creepy, and should Kpopalypse care?

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Kpopalypse explores the secret relationship between necklines and apparent boob volume in the most controversial Kpopalypse fashion class post yet!

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Don’t forget the Kpopalypse Patreon for your Yuans!

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Kpopalypse interviews Korean Indie a second time, this time on video, with reader-submitted questions!

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If you’re not sure what to do with that photocard (not the one you wanted), this post has useful information!

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If you’re not sure what to do with that photocard (not the one you wanted), this post has useful information!

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You or someone that you know probably needs this information. Don’t worry, I won’t tell.



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Your important update on Kpopalypse’s faves.

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JULY 2019

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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Stuff about playing more than one note at the same time – in k-pop!

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – girl groups with no music videos!

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Eat dots and ghosts with Eunji’s enormous mouth!

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s most attractive males and females!

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female legs!

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female behinds!

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Keeping you in the loop on all the latest Honey Popcorn news, including a summary of new members!

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female upper bodies!

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What happens when a Loona-themed Kpopalypse computer game is banned from r/Loona?

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JUNE 2019

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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It’s harder than you think.

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Do YOU like BTS? Then maybe this post will be useful! But probably not.

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Blackpink were in Kpopalypse’s area – but were they the revolution? Find out as Kpopalypse reviews the first Australian k-pop girl group concert in SIX YEARS!

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Can you feel the empowerment?

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MAY 2019

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – musically different!

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Key in music isn’t just one of the guys in SHINee

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Nobody wants to be Han Seo Hee’s friend – so Kpopalypse steps up!

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…and more importantly, where does one go to get crushed?

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APRIL 2019

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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K-pop boys stalking young women in music videos is very trendy, but is it dangerous?

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Kpopalypse discusses Australian girl-group concerts, east/west k-pop collaborations and more with K-pop fan and Twitter agitator AustralianSana!

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It’s enough to make a k-pop fan feel damn near r*peable.

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – female soloists!

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Disclaimer: reflection period is not specified but may be over by the time you finish reading

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Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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Including bonus Tiffany memes!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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MARCH 2019

It’s important.

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Offending k-pop stans has never been simpler or more automated!

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All about those dots and lines that you’ve been avoiding learning about.

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Sometimes the right words are hard to come by. This post has them.

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Kpopalypse is here to help you lead a more fulfilling k-pop fan life!

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Don’t forget about us k-pop fans, guys!

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Well, they don’t call his group “LittleBang”, do they.

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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FEBRUARY 2019

Kpopalypse discusses k-pop ships, aegyo, Nazis and more with K-pop fan and Twitter agitator AustralianSana!

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Make your own crazy fan comments with this automated program!

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Disclaimer: I just made all this shit up ahem.

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Kpopalypse teaches music theory!

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Kpopalypse interviews Oli London, the English k-pop fan who spent $100,000 for plastic surgery to look like his idol, Jimin from BTS!

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – experimental visuals!

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JANUARY 2019

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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If you wanna podcast, Kpopalypse wanna podcast!

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Can you free the idols from the idol dungeon?

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Kpopalypse teaches music theory!

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Catching up on 2018’s drama output from Honey Popcorn members and ex-members.

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Kpopalypse teaches music theory!

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They are unrelated. Just like the horse’s head in your bed is unrelated to not liking Crayon Pop.

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Kpopalypse’s readers flex their super Boram ESP powers to determine the 2018 favourites and worst of 2018 lists! How close did they come?

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Featuring bonus Apink comics!

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Online real-estate is a k-pop girl’s best friend

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What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies? Kpopalypse is here to meet your special needs!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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DECEMBER 2018

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

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A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

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Kpopalypse listens to 2018’s awful Christmas comebacks, so you don’t have to!

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Songs from 2018 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.

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Lots of numbers, links and statistics to satisfy your inner OCD borderline autism.

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – final collection for 2018!

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Why read the next 12 months worth of trashy k-pop news articles when you can just read this and know it all in advance?

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NOVEMBER 2018

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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A k-pop nightclubbing adventure!

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Careful research and scrutiny of the drama legacy of Honey Popcorn member and JAV star Moko Sakura!

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Important cat-related trufax

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Kpopalypse’s contribution to “overexamining k-pop music videos culture”

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Kpopalypse discusses “cancel culture”, Gfriend and sasaengs with K-pop fan and Twitter agitator AustralianSana!

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Featuring NCT balloon-cam

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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OCTOBER 2018

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – nu-school rappers!

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Exploring the Looniversal themes of k-pop!

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Interactive fiction: how long can you last against a Chuu, hungry for pie?

itch.io version

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Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com

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This post MRCS

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A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Kyla on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Kyla from Pristin was replaced with Haseul from Loona on the sidebar after this post.

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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SEPTEMBER 2018

Kpopalypse introduces K-pop fan and Twitter agitator AustralianSana and discusses her k-pop background, BTS and frog life!

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Many question, much caonima!

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Warning: GRAPHIC

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This post might be a bit outspoken, so please read with an open mind

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Kpopalypse White Coater Comics is back in politically-charged caonima action! Note: some minor censorship

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What is a “stable singer” and what does that actually mean in today’s Autotune age?

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – punk rock!

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AUGUST 2018

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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A pure science post! Research courtesy of the Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group (HORG).

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Not this shit again.

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Your important update on Kpopalypse’s faves.

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It’s never too late to save the world… from shit music disease.

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More k-pop girls that Kpopalypse doesn’t give a fuck about. Includes bonus Chaeyeon fanfic!

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Koreans give international fans a lesson in their culture of stupidity .

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Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com

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JULY 2018

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – experimental music!

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I like to be positive, but there are some things I just can’t let slide.

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So woke that his name should be “responsibly recycled pot metal”.

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kpopalypse is cute kpopalypse is small kpopalypse loves music kpopalypse sings well kpopalypse is kind kpopalypse is smart kpopalypse laugh jimin eye smile kpopalypse is considerate kpopalypse is fierce kpopalypse is ambitious kpopalypse is hardworking RT as much as possible

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Kpopalypse goes old-school with a list of terribad early k-pop songs!

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s most attractive males and females!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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JUNE 2018

Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female legs!

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The problematicism continues! A sequel to Why it’s not okay to wear Frenchface (ever)

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female behinds!

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Actually by the time I did this index entry they were already at 122,720,850 views, but it’s the effort that counts, right?

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female upper bodies!

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Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – more trot music!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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MAY 2018

Careful research and scrutiny of the drama legacy of Honey Popcorn member and JAV star Miko Matsuda!

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As Han Seo Hee changes from a feminist icon to a post-feminist icon, so does Kpopalypse!

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Which sites are boycotted by Kpopalypse and why?

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Fiction: an “uncle fan” explores SM Entertainment’s new Red Velvet dating app.

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Only the most relevant questions are tackled at kpopalypse.com

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What is a “projected voice” and does k-pop really need it?

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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APRIL 2018

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – instrumentals!

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Or: a quick overview of the best porn games I’ve bought with the money gained from selling PUBG loot boxes.

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The trufax is off the charts, and then it’s subtracted from itself.

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I stream, you scream, we all scream for Kpopalypse livestream!

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J.J. Fux and pole-dancing combined into one glorious post of trufax!

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OCD friendly!

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Reggae in Korea? How is this even possible?

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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MARCH 2018

Exploring the science behind military fashion and fapability!

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – English captions!

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For fuck’s sake.

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Just on the off-chance that you give a fuck.

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Kpopalypse helps you choose-your-own k-pop CEO career!

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Kpopalypse interviews the independent electronic musician UZA!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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FEBRUARY 2018

Careful research and scrutiny of the legacy of Honey Popcorn member and JAV star Yua Mikami!

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Comparing all the trufax about mainstream vs alternative music careers.

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Does Kpopalypse accept advertising? The truth revealed!

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Does this k-pop romance novel meet required standards?

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Kpopalypse finally makes peace with sport after all. Spoiler alert: not really.

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We all know jazz is morally wrong, but how much is k-pop under threat?

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The Korean military-industrial complex could use your help. Here’s how!

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JANUARY 2018

More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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Not this shit again.

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – conceptual innovation!

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Did Sunmi’s awful song plagiarise some other awful song that sounds just like it? Kpopalypse finds out the trufax!

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The Kpopalypse Language Interpretation Team Of Ridiculously Important Scandals goes where no other k-pop translation site dares!

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Featuring bonus Apink comics!

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What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies? Kpopalypse is here to meet your special needs!

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Barrister Jiyeon approves of this message.

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DECEMBER 2017

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Reddit/kpop discussion

YouTube playlist

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A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

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Kpopalypse listens to 2017’s awful Christmas comebacks, so you don’t have to!

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If you’re the 999,999th person to click this link, you get a free iPhone.

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Songs from 2017 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Lots of numbers, links and statistics to satisfy your inner OCD borderline autism.

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Why read the next 12 months worth of trashy k-pop news articles when you can just read this and know it all in advance?

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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NOVEMBER 2017

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – final Nugu Alert for 2017!

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Looking back on the solo catalogue of the classy-sexy master!

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We all know that R&B is trash – but why? This post has the answers!

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Kpopalypse returns to analyse k-pop idol boobs yet again!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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OCTOBER 2017

Kpopalypse does not likey likey dis or likey likey dat.

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Fiction: seven more k-pop vocal analysis hobbyists undergo a positive, life-changing experience.

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Kpopalypse’s cat determines the fate of Bugsy.

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – Kyla!

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Is Kyla really “too fat” for k-pop? Spoiler alert: no, dickhead.

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Did Seventeen plagiarise some crappy western pop group? Kpopalypse finds out the trufax!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Sorn on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Sorn from CLC was replaced with Kyla from Pristin on the sidebar after this post.

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SEPTEMBER 2017

Congratulations to that person who hated my default archives – you’ve found the Kpopalypse index!

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Can Kpopalypse stan a drug-taking idol-banging trainee? Spoiler alert: yes!

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Kpopalypse was invited to KCON to see EXO, Girl’s Day, Victon, Pentagon and SF9 – read all about it here!

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Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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Your idol is getting fucked over. How to assist?

Reddit/kpop discussion

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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AUGUST 2017

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – summer concepts!

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A companion post to Healthy porn for men – deconstructing dog-whistle concepts in k-pop.

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Kpopalypse reworks his bias list for 2017. Is your bias included? I wouldn’t count on it.

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Kpopalypse goes old-school with a favourites list of early k-pop songs!

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Cornering that important, neglected “triggered snowflake” demographic.

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Hacking the Skinner box of k-pop!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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JULY 2017

Is Blackpink’s Rose going to lose her voice by age 30?

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – Flying V guitars!

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Disclaimer: contains no more links to JYP’s plastic pants than absolutely necessary.

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s most attractive males and females!

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female legs!

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How not to be problematic when paying tribute to the musicians you love!

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female behinds!

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More questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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JUNE 2017

Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best male and female upper bodies!

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – reader requests!

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The mysteries of “tropical shithouse” explained!

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Fiction: it’s never a bad time to upgrade your image.

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Bonus ruining of my reputation with every other k-pop site ever!

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More long and tricky questions answered by Kpopalypse!

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MAY 2017

Kpopalypse is interviewed about dog-whistle messages, k-pop objectification and related topics.

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – depression!

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Examining plagiarism accusations in k-pop media for rare traces of trufax!

Reddit/Twice discussion

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Kpopalypse has so much respect to share with you all.

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Kpopalypse is interviewed at length about various aspects of the entertainment business, in Korea and elsewhere.

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Uncovering the best strategies to gain coverage from this k-pop media giant.

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The trufax about idol vocal rankings is out there!

Asian Junkie version

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More questions and answers with Kpopalypse!

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APRIL 2017

This index is a privilege so you should check it often.

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – fresh k-pop girl group debuts!

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Checking your Northern Hemispherian privilege.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse interviews Melanie Lee about ChoColat’s story and cross-cultural idol life!

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

OmonaTheyDidnt discussion

OneHallyu discussion

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Which k-pop idols meet required standards while wearing leather boob cages?

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Warning: contains venomous snakes.

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More long-form questions and answers from Kpopalypse!

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Kpopalypse talks to (presumably) Ashley about road safety, the meaning of life, and chocolate!

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MARCH 2017

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – k-pop heavyweights!

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Oppressed writers of other blogsites seek the safe space of Kpopalypse blog!

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Kpopalypse weighs in on the most pointless k-pop vocal debate of all time!

Asian Junkie version

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Long-overdue education for problematic k-pop idols who look very cute in berets!

Reddit/kpop discussion

Reddit/TumblrAtRest discussion

Reddit/TumblrInAction discussion

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Reviews of The Wonder Girls Movie, 1st Wonder and Train To Busan.

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Got a question for Kpopalypse? Welcome to QRIMOLE!

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Can you handle the trufax about k-pop vocals?

Asian Junkie version

OneHallyu vocals thread discussion

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FEBRUARY 2017

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – more k-pop girl groups!

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This is a story about people who like to waste time. Waste my time, waste your time, waste their time. But time is against them. Time is everyone’s master.

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Many enemies bring much honour!

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Atheists welcome!

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Learn stuff with QRIMOLE!

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JANUARY 2017

The most relevant post you will ever read on Kpopalypse blog.

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Featuring bonus gender-inclusive shota content!

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The Kpopalypse Language Interpretation Team Of Ridiculously Important Scandals is translating k-entertainment gossip with rigorous adherence to trufax!

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – extreme metal!

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Warning: contains cardigans.

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What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies? Kpopalypse is here to meet your special needs!

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Take the red pill with QRIMOLE!

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DECEMBER 2016

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Reddit/kpop discussion

YouTube playlist

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A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse listens to 2016’s awful Christmas k-pop songs, so you don’t have to!

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Songs from 2016 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Anti Kpop-Fangirl closes down. May Nayeon continue to vibrate!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl’s goodbye post

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All the numbers, stats and links that your inner OCD k-pop nerd needs!

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*success as defined by Wiz Khalifa

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Why read the next 12 months worth of trashy k-pop news articles when you can just read this and know it all in advance?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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NOVEMBER 2016

Kpopalypse talks independent Korean music with the editor at the website Korean Indie!

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It’s a long way to the top if you want to follow QRIMOLE!

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Kpopalypse is building a wall between himself and good taste, and making you pay for it.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Only stanning T-ara will reform me.

Reddit/T-ara discussion

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – performers almost as old as Kpopalypse!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse returns to analyse k-pop idol boobs yet again!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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OCTOBER 2016

Imagine all the people, living for today’s episode of QRIMOLE!

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Fiction: seven more k-pop vocal analysis hobbyists undergo a positive, life-changing experience.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Hey Naureen, let’s discuss post removal rates.

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Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – songs entirely in English!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Umji on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Umji from Gfriend was replaced with Sorn from CLC on the sidebar after this post.

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SEPTEMBER 2016

Let’s celebrate the innocence of SS501’s Kim Hyun Joong!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Kpopalypse doesn’t mind being hated as long as you learn something.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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More questions about music and the business of idol music making!

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Kpopalypse readers answer 27 questions for your entertainment!

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The deep psychology of listening to the same shit over and over again with minor variations.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – film noir style!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Questions revealing insight may offend lamers, evidently

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AUGUST 2016

All about Korean pop ballads and why they are cancer.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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It’s important when travelling to be prepared. Let Tiffany guide you.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

Reddit/SNSD discussion

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Kpopalypse reworks his bias list for 2016. Is your bias included? Don’t get your hopes up.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Objective standards for measuring the insanity of k-pop fandoms!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: what does a good Hyuna fan do when there’s only four minutes left?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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JULY 2016

Kpopalypse is interviewed about the global “Hallyu wave” in k-pop, TV and fashion.

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – trot music!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Examining plagiarism accusations in k-pop media for rare traces of trufax!

Asian Junkie version

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Looking back on the MVs of “American k-pop star” Chad Future!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Can Kpopalypse stan the unstannable JYJ alleged rapist without compromising on trufax?

Asian Junkie reaction

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s hottest men and women!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best female and male upper bodies!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse readers vote on k-pop’s best asses – male and female!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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JUNE 2016

Songs from 2008-2011 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Need legal assistance? Don’t worry – you’ll be fine!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – outdoor nature vistas!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Help for the many Kpopalypse readers struggling at university!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Caonimas return with more caonima action!

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Kpopalypse is interviewed about k-pop’s community and popularity in Australia.

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Fuck, so hungover!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse readers decide the new look of Kpopalypse blog!

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MAY 2016

Fiction: do you know what time it is? It’s party time! Let’s go!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Demystifying the touchy subject of __________, at last!

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Over a thousand readers tested their knowledge of music and sound. How well did they do?

Reddit/kpop discussion (before results were posted)

Reddit/kpop discussion (after results were posted)

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All that guilt, weighing me down. Gosh, it feels refreshing to bare my soul.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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[note: add witty one-line index description here]

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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APRIL 2016

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – dance practice videos!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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I am not really confident, but this post looks like someone holding a cell phone, and they seem 🙂

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The “Fender Rhodes shitball” explained!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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Does the book from this Korean viral signing star meet required autobiography standards?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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It’s just like a government census, except that you actually might learn something cool.

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Kpopalypse’s special need is to make people love Shannon Williams.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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YOU WATCH OUT TOO, AOA JIMIN

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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MARCH 2016

If a G.na post can only sometimes be fapped to, it’s a shitty post.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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K-pop happiness is only $83 million away.

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Kpopalypse interviews Naino, member of Korean hip-hop duo Nutaz!

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Fiction: Anything that happens at Suzy’s Cuts, stays at Suzy’s Cuts.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Is there any hope for Kpopalypse’s salvation? Spoiler alert: no.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/exchristian discussion

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Examining plagiarism accusations in k-pop media for rare traces of trufax!

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FEBRUARY 2016

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – hard rock action!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A sequel to “Chocolate Love – marketing 101 for deluded k-pop fans“. Contains goats.

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Are you ready to determine the One True Boram?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The great Jessica/SNSD debate solved once and for all!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Are there only three concepts used in female k-pop… or 35?

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JANUARY 2016

Using the physics of EXO fangirls being slapped to explain music theory.

Asian Junkie version

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – plush toys!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Stealing Articles.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Don’t try this at home. Or anywhere.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: the supreme Art Of Thoughts is to subdue the enemy without thinking.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

0vershade version (Romanian)

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Warning: contains classy-sexiness.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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What is k-pop without pointless award ceremonies? Kpopalypse has your needs covered!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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What did caonimas think Kpopalypse’s 2015 best and worst picks were going to be? Answers here!

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DECEMBER 2015

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

OneHallyu repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

YouTube playlist

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A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

YouTube playlist

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Reviews of random 2015 songs for no reason!

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Kpopalypse listens to 2015’s awful Christmas comebacks, so you don’t have to!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

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Songs from 2015 that weren’t quite good or bad enough to wind up on the Kpopalypse favourites or worst-of lists.

Reddit/kpop discussion

Honourable mentions YouTube playlist

Dishonourable mentions YouTube playlist

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Kpopalypse predicts that you will read this post.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Lots of numbers, links and statistics to satisfy your inner OCD borderline autism. Also, thank-yous!

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Disclaimer: Kpopalypse is not responsible for the USA’s refusal to grant your visa application if you follow any of the shitty advice in this post

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

OMG8BR version (Portugese)

OneHallyu repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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NOVEMBER 2015

You should like this post, because everybody else does.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Or: how to sacrifice some virality now, for more self-esteem later.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: can a machine be programmed to be smarter than a Blackjack?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – girl groups!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse returns again to uncover the mysteries of more of k-pop’s biggest boobs!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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IU’s secret draft fell into the hands of Kpopalypse! Thank your lucky stars!

Asian Junkie version

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

A Beautiful Mess version (Vietnamese)

UaenaBrazil version (Portugese)

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IU’s in trouble again, but here comes Kpopalypse with his +4 Rod Of Stanning!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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More about k-pop music genres! A companion post to An introduction to k-pop music genres.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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OCTOBER 2015

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – outstanding acting skills!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Please put the gun down for a moment and read this important community service announcement.

Asian Junkie version

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If you’ve got questions about k-pop albums, maybe the answer is here!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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If you take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and Qri will show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: seven k-pop vocal analysis hobbyists undergo a positive, life-changing experience.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Having trouble kicking that addiction to your idol crush? Kpopalypse is here to help!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Suhyun on the sidebar took you to over the last 12 months. Suhyun from Akdong Musician was replaced by Umji from Gfriend on the sidebar after this post.

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What do Kpopalypse readers think about stuff and things? Answers here!

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Learning about the trufax of life, with a little help from Ailee.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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SEPTEMBER 2015

Why isn’t your favourite k-pop agency doing what you want at all times?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – songs I like!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse interviews Indonesian independent “k-pop” musician, Diergo.

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No, not THAT kind of positive.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Reviews of selected good and bad k-pop feature tracks from 2012 to satiate your retro-review fetish!

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How to differentiate between Choa, Way, and your corpse floating along a river.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Music appreciation studies just got approximately 0.0253% less boring.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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AUGUST 2015

Fiction: what happens to the fangirls of Project Luhan when their bias leaves EXO?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse highlights gifts, documents and creative works from his lovely readers!

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – odd musical choices!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Just another typically offensive, condescending and tryhard Kpopalypse post. Will he ever change?

Reddit/kpop discussion

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People think I’m being sarcastic but female readers find these bullshit pervy fashion posts of mine useful as fuck.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: sixteen k-pop related dreams converted into tiny fanfictions for your amusement!

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If people must call me a hypocrite I might as well run with it. Features bonus short Yoona fanfic!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Sulli was looking for freedom… and she found it! Let’s celebrate!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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More about why the obsession with k-pop idols’ voices is pointless.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

OneHallyu repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

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JULY 2015

The best techniques for personality analysis of your k-idols rounded up and evaluated!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – yoloswag style!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse is determined to determine determination!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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This review post is / a companion post to / these Haiku reviews

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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T-ara and Front Line Assembly face off in the battle of the seizure-inducing MVs!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highllighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – camera filters and effects!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

KPOPALYPSE NUGU ALERT Episides 1-10 as a YouTube playlist

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JUNE 2015

Look on the bright side, at least Little Psy hasn’t had a comeback yet.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse asked you to assess 2015’s asses. Here’s the results.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Youtube countdown

Reddit/kpopfap discussion

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Now accepting bread donations.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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All the things you wanted to know about being an SM trainee, from someone who’s been there and done that!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

Allkpop repost

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It’s Sharp Furniture Awareness Week at Kpopalypse!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: can one brave fangirl rescue young male feminist k-pop activists in trouble? A sequel to T-ara vs AOA – The Final Fap.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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MAY 2015

Kpopalypse dives into the realm of k-pop themed Young Adult fiction. Will he emerge unscathed?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A list of the most terribad k-pop songs between 2008 and 2011, with videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

Reddit/kpop discussion

Allkpop repost

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Now that the smoke has cleared from the Kemy/Blackjack diss war – who won?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

YouTube playlist

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What does “bad production” really mean? Kpopalypse explains, with k-pop examples!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – budget cinematography!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Some people think I don’t like comment site Netizenbuzz but it’s not true. I have lots of love for NB, and here’s why.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Bi-yearly survey results are a thing on Kpopalypse blog.

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APRIL 2015

If k-pop is just like western pop – why listen to it? A companion post to The differences between K-pop and western pop for those too lazy to write their own school essays.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Can you feel the incredible positivity of this post? And if not, are you willing to pay for its removal?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Fiction: you wanted a sexy fanfiction, you got a sexy fanfiction. Actual sexiness not guaranteed.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Answers to all your most common trivial questions about Kpopalypse!

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How to tell apart the members in SM’s latest group of cyber-idols? Kpopalypse is here to (attempt to) assist!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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How many nugus can a nugu nugu if a nugu nugu’ed nugus?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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MARCH 2015

Helping you separate trufax from fiction.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Belated honourable/dishonourable mentions for the 2013 best/worst song lists.

Honourable mentions YouTube playlist

Dishonourable mentions YouTube playlist

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AOA’s Jimin knows everything there is to know about rap music. For the rest of us, there’s this post.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – drugs!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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This might seem like painfully obvious stuff but you wouldn’t believe how many people need this advice.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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All that confusing Kpopalypse terminology explained. Will you calmly accept?

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Sure it flopped, but was BoA and SM Entertainment’s “Make Your Move” any good? Spoiler alert – no.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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FEBRUARY 2015

A (nearly) complete list of all the songs played on the Kpopalypse radio show.

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Tips for women on how to optimise a school uniform for maximum boner generation, with k-pop examples!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Are you curious to know what netizens will discuss next? Me neither.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: desperate Sones call for desperate measures.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse likes girls in girl groups, but which girls in which groups and by how much?

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No really – it’s probably a bad idea.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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JANUARY 2015

Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – female rappers!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Warning: contains classy-sexiness.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Kpopalypse is so nice that not only does he blog for you for free, he’ll even help you with your studies.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Nugus did well last year in k-pop – but why? Kpopalypse shows you why it wasn’t coincidence.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse reworks his bias list. Is your bias included? Don’t get your hopes up.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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You want awards? Kpopalypse has awards!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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DECEMBER 2014

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie edited version in three parts: #30-#21, #20-#11, #10-#1

YouTube playlist

Reddit/kpop discussion

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A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie edited version in three parts: #30-#21, #20-#11, #10-#1

YouTube playlist

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Honourable/dishonourable mentions for the 2014 best/worst song lists… because you asked!

Allkpop discussion

Honourable mentions YouTube playlist

Dishonourable mentions YouTube playlist

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Kpopalypse delivers your Christmas gift – negative, snarky one-paragraph reviews of Christmas trash!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

Allkpop discussion

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Kpopalypse’s secret cao ni ma interview squad talks to “American k-pop star” Chad Future!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Read numbers in a big list! Watch videos! Send a postcard! Be thanked by Kpopalypse! It’s all here.

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Collaborative and extremely bizarre and NSFW fanfiction between Kpopalypse and AKF about f(x)’s “Red Light”. This post links to the original three posts on Anti Kpop-Fangirl.

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Important questions about k-pop and life answered by Kpopalypse’s readers!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Is the cost of a k-pop music video higher than the cost of brain surgery for k-pop fans who think SM’s box videos are cheap?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Kpop Replay version (Spanish)

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Is there a silver lining to k-pop’s moronic and draconian censorship rules? Kpopalypse says yes! Find out why.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

OneHallyu discussion

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NOVEMBER 2014

Restoring gender balance to Kpopalypse blog. Get your fapping hands ready!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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What is Raina thinking about while shooting Orange Caramel’s “Abing Abing” MV?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this episode – crappy ballads!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse f-nally rev-ews a k-pop album – about fuck-ng t-me, hey.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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* Health warning: may contain traces of nuts

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion (August 2015)

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Or: how to attempt k-pop stardom without ruining your life in the process.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

EntAsia repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Can you handle the trufax?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse interviews Cheonsa, a young American singer attempting to break into the world of k-pop.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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OCTOBER 2014

A sequel to “Bring The Girls Out – a friendly and informative guide to big boobs in k-pop“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpopfap discussion

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A collection of all the pointless links that the picture of Eunkyo on the sidebar took you to since the start of 2014. Eunkyo from F-ve Dolls was replaced by Suhyun from AKMU on the sidebar after this post.

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Learning the Korean language, one collection of K-pop girl pictures at a time.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Member [x] leaves group [y], sues company [z] and Kpopalypse gives [0] fucks. Here’s why.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Go directly to Bom. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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By popular demand, a belated post of 2012’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

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SEPTEMBER 2014

Move along Blackjacks, nothing to see here.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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To read this fiction: touch the mirror surface for 30 seconds.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Raise money to fight disease – while fapping AND annoying prudes! It’s a win/win/win.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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If you’re the 999,999th person to click on this, you can have my inheritance money.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Sometimes I get lonely with my lack of Blackjack hate mail. This post should fix the problem.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – what actually constitutes a “cheap” MV?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A short true story about sexual frustration, social knowledge and Raina.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl collaborative version

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Kpopalypse is sad about EunB’s death, but also pissed off. Join him in his search for answers.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

EntAsia repost

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AUGUST 2014

If you get busted for plagiarising this article and thrown out of school or Uni, then I guess it sucks to be you.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

Moshi Moshi Netizen version (Italian)

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Do online petitions really work? A companion post to Stop the Lizzy Duckface.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse interviews Sarah Wolfgang/Hanhee, an ex-trainee with k-pop girl group Tahiti.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

Ziodonato.it version (Italian)

Minimeters version (Hungarian)

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Kpopalypse throws down on Kemy from A.KOR’s diss against 2NE1’s Bom. FIGHT!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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What’s “classy sexy”, is it a real thing? And if so, who does it apply to?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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In before your shitty worthless pseudo-feminist blog post about 4Ladies.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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JULY 2014

Someome please alert Eat Your Kimchi’s Martina to this post, thanks.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Kpopalypse is taking back book reviews from politically-correct blogsites and making them fun.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Dodgy psychological help has arrived for your equally dodgy fangirl delusion.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Nine almost-irrefutable arguments to help convince you to put that pesky soccer ball away.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Also – why you shouldn’t give a fuck.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – surrealist romance!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Legal disclaimer: this post is actually a fanfiction.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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JUNE 2014

A list of favourite k-pop songs between 2008 and 2011, with videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

Allkpop repost

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Companion post to “Kpopalypse Defence League: 3 rounds with k-pop’s haters“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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What do Baskin Robbins ice cream and Crown coffee biscuits tell us about the idol/actress debate?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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I promised I would do proper reviews but then I posted these and went to get my nails done.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Less boring than visiting the optometrist. Also less accurate.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The best asses in k-pop, as voted by you, the readers.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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MAY 2014

Flawless like a fucking unicorn.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Dreamwidth discussion

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Companion post to “Why you don’t sound like an idol – inside vocal production“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: a Shindong fangirl finds herself sexy free and single, but is she ready to bingo with Sunny and Boram?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A hypothetical demonstration of k-pop “evidences”. You don’t really believe any of it… do you?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Allkpop.ru version (Russian)

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If you’re struggling for good comebacks against the more articulate k-pop haters, this post is for you.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Reviews of White: Melody Of Death, Ghastly, Death Bell and Death Bell 2: Bloody Camp.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highlighting nugus. Theme for this post – crappy dancing!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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April 2014

I do a radio show. You could listen to it, if you wanted.

Three D Radio website

Information in Kpopstarz article

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How to post overt k-pop fap material and still keep the moral high ground in any argument.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The hidden language of press releases explained, with several k-pop examples.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The results of the April 2014 Kpopalypse survey (now closed).

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Self-explanatory.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A technical post about pop vocal production techniques.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Exploring the complete lack of difference between cute concepts and sexy concepts.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

OneHallyu repost

Reddit/kpop discussion

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March 2014

Fiction: Crayon Pop-aligned charity “Way’s Girls” changes lives. Redistribution is coming!

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highlighting nugu MVs. Theme for this post – female-fronted rock bands.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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Thinking outside the square of popular opinion on Suzy, Sulli and Kim Kwang Soo.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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A petition to improve the quality of Lizzy pictures.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

Direct link to Change.org petition

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Kpopalypse interviews Jacques Peterson of Arcadey/Popdust/The Prophet Blog.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Allkpop forum repost

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What’s good for the goose…

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Reviewing k-pop while keeping in mind the maxim “less is more”.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

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February 2014

How Crayon Pop are (kind of) like a punk group.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/Crayon Pop discussion

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What artist credits in article and liner notes actually mean, behind the hype.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Allkpop.ru version (Russian)

Reddit/kpop discussion

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Sexy concepts and click-whoring in theory, and then in practice.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: Is f(x) really mistreated by SM Entertainment? A fangirl finds out the truth, with the help of a little magic.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Highlighting nugu MVs.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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January 2014

Using the power of maths to predict YG’s business decisions.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Answering the important question – who in k-pop does Kpopalypse fap over the most?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/Crayon Pop discussion

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Kpopalypse attempts to solve KARA’s lineup difficulties.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Music theory class for k-pop fans who need motivation to learn pitching.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Short companion post to “Support Freedom, Support Sulli“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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BRAZZERS

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Where the money goes, and who the real consumers are in the k-pop equation.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

Enlarge Your K-pop version (French)

Reddit discussion

Dreamwidth discussion

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December 2013

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/Crayon Pop discussion

YouTube playlist

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A post of the year’s most terribad feature tracks with music videos.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Reddit/kpop discussion

YouTube playlist

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Kpopalypse listens to and rates 2013’s worthless Christmas songs, so you don’t have to.

Anti K-pop Fangirl version

YouTube playlist

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Observing and responding to Kpopalypse 2013 website statistics for your entertainment.

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Some overrated cheap flop post that is useless, irrelevant and delusional. Just ignore.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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A quick guide to busty k-pop girls, features everyone you need to know. Except Yura and Lee Hyori.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Perving On Female K-pop repost (image highlights)

K-POP LivePolska repost (Polish – image highlights and more)

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Fiction: sequel to “Sasaeng Control – Project Luhan“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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November 2013

Companion post to “Plagiarism – a primer for k-pop fans and netizen dummies“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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All about music award ceremonies and why nobody cares.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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How could SNSD keep performing during their 2008 black ocean without bursting into tears?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Allkpop was disliked by many due to releasing nude images of Ailee, but I have my own reasons…

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Fiction: what to do with Exo sasaengs?

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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The double-standards of fans and sexuality explored in a post purely made from images and screencaps.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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Companion post to “Angsty Korean netizen: the meme“.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

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October 2013

How plagiarism works, and how it doesn’t work.

Anti Kpop-Fangirl version

Asian Junkie version

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Nobody seems to like T-ara N4’s Dani. Here’s 10 reasons why Kpopalypse is on her side.

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Fiction: what’s with all the sexy comebacks lately? Step inside the mind of IU and find out.

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All about music competitions and why you shouldn’t bother or care.

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September 2013

It’s a difference in determination levels.

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Sadly, nobody picked up on the Meet The Feebles reference in the title.

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Reddit/kpop discussion

Reddit/kpop discussion 2

OneHallyu discussion

PTT BBS summary and discussion (Chinese)

PPT BBS repost (Chinese)

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If your online comments say one thing, and your wallet says another, guess which has more influence?

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Explaining SM/Woollim and every k-pop merger ever with the help of a JYP-esque fictional scenario.

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Self-explanatory.

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August 2013

The Internet is dumbing down the world, but After School are here to help.

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How laid are your oppas? Very, very laid.

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They have the power. But if not, there’s always Project Luhan.

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Alerting you to the most fappable k-pop video of 2013. You’re welcome.

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Fiction: it’s a tough life for high-school k-pop fanboys, and Crayon Pop are about to make it even tougher.

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Ilbe repost

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Try it sometime.

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How things get done in k-pop outsourcing-land. Also, Haein’s boobs.

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July 2013

Autotune is everywhere. Even this post has probably been moved to the nearest correct facts.

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Cao ni ma!

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Teaching people to think like they’re in the 21st century instead of the Middle Ages.

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Fiction: T-ara haters aren’t born, they are made. Here’s how CCM is making them, and also how CCM is unmaking them.

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June 2013

You’ll never call any k-pop idol a “plastic surgery monster” ever again.

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The only One True Partnership that matters to Kpopalypse.

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May 2013

You’d think singers would know how to hold a microphone but guess what.

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March 2013

How and why Kpopalypse started blogging for Anti Kpop-Fangirl.

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One cunt sticking up for another.

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Kpopalypse was really bored this day.

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Can a Korean netizen, like, for one second, stop being a fuckwit?

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February 2013

Kpopalypse promotes responsible alcoh… who are we kidding. Listen to the Kpopalypse radio show and get fucking drunk as shit.

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Where and how to get k-pop in Sydney, Australia.

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January 2013

People are always asking this. Here’s the Kpopalypse answer.

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December 2012

A post of the year’s favourite feature tracks with music videos.

YouTube playlist

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