Roku II: The Wrath of Electric Rokuloo Strikes Back

Not :( or ;( or ;) or :) or ;D or even :D. It's XD!

Use this: to stream video to your TV. Have you seen this streaming video thing people do now? It's like something outta The Jetsons. You just pick what you want to watch, then, boom, you're watching it, just like that. I'm like "Tell that robot maid to bring me another space martini," am I right?

Don't use this: if you prefer the good old days when you only had three channels and one of them was always showing Columbo.

The experts say: "Leave us alone, we're using our Roku 2 to watch HD video from Netflix, Amazon, Hulu Plus, HBO GO, and more (with paid subscriptions sold separately)." Experts know how to talk in parentheses.

This product grants its owner: a bonus Bluetooth gaming remote. Not really magical or anything, but a nice little extra. And isn't that a kind of magic?

The contagious disease named after this product is called: "Roku sores", a skin condition caused by watching an entire season of Downton Abbey without getting up off of the couch.

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