It's that time of year again: Jimmy Kimmel has released his third annual Super Bowl of kid-mental-scarring, otherwise known as "I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy." Otherwise otherwise known as a chance to watch kids go postal and/or reveal their hearts to be so pure our adult ones almost can't take it. Oh, but make no mistake, some of them are kind of terrifying. Particularly the kid who calmly reasons that he's going to kick his mother in the butt. One thing's for sure: All these tots appreciate their hard-earned sweets even more now.