Some people can’t recall where their keys are when they get high. Others forget that the claustrophobic room they think they’re stuck in has been unlocked this entire time. That’s precisely what happened to quintessential Florida couple John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, who “claimed they were chased into [a Daytona State College] closet on Sunday.” Yeah, about that.

After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor’s closet, where police found human feces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone, police said. A police officer, trying to figure out how the two could have gotten locked in, went into the closet and closed the door, police said. The door did not lock. (Via)

No drugs were found and Campbell was charged with trespassing and violating her parole. She’ll pay for a lawyer with her dollar sign tattoo, assuming she can find a way out of her house.

Via Orlando Sentinel