UPDATE: Well, Senator Cruz has announced his announcement party. Y’all, it’s here in my county at the … oh dear Lord … The Redneck Country Club.

First, thumb through their pictures and see if you can find anybody who ain’t white and redneck. No, you cannot.

Now look at their membership levels. Click on the guns on the left side of the page to see the cost and benefits.

That’s his base, my friends. And they vote.