1. Every week, at the start of the show, against your better judgement, you answer "jidges!" to yourself when Cat Deeley says, "Please welcome your..."

2. And every week, you wonder where Cat's dress is from.

3. But quickly realize you could never look like her in it so you stop wondering.

4. You could go on for days about Cat's gifts as a TV host.

5. And you think it's a crime she hasn't won an Emmy yet.