Planning to move in with your boyfriend this year? Or get married?We know that your biggest fear is… sharing the bathroom. Poop time will never be the same again. You just won’t be able to let go, for fear of raising a stink.Poo Pourri to the rescue. No, seriously. This ‘before you go to the toilet’ deodoriser is a product that promises to keep the stink of your poop in its ‘porcelain prison’. All you have to do it spray it before you go, allowing it to form a film on the surface and then go about your business.Instead of stinking of the rejects of your intestine, the loo will be shrouded in the aroma of essential oils.And the best part? Since it also comes in a pocket-sized toilet spray, you can carry it to parties, clubs and the office. Because, you know where women are concerned, even our poop smells like flowers.Of course, like bags and shoes, all good things come at a price. A 59 ml bottle comes at Rs 615 and is available online (www. amazon.com; exclusive of shipping charges). You also have a choice of six scents — Original, Crap Shooter, Doody Free, Dr Potts, No 2, Secret Santa. (Psst: There’s also the Royal Flush Mens Scent for those who want to let the guys in on the secret.)And while we are on the toilet talk, here’s a revolutionary new product that will make going to pee, even at the city’s railway stations, less vomit inducing. Say hello to the Pee Buddy, a product that allows women to — wait for it — pee while standing. Yes, with this coated, waterproof, paper funnel with aerodynamic looks, women will now be able to go like every man on this planet.Just place the larger 5.5-inch opening (size matters) between your legs, right under the flow area. The product’s website (www.peebuddy.in) suggests you tilt your hips a little and point the funnel downwards toward the pot.You won’t get it right the first time. There will be spillage.So, try it at home first with a lot of toilet paper around. Practice will make your aim and distance-judgment better. And only once you have got the hang of it, should you venture out into the world’s toilets.The price ranges from Rs 120 (pack of five) to Rs 350 (pack of 20) and you can order yours from Healthkart.It’s a use-and-throw product and you will want to chuck it immediately. Ensure there’s a dustbin near the pot.