It was a cold blustery day in the midwestern village where she lived. The wind was howling and the sleet had been coming down in torrents. No postman in his right mind would deliver Secret Santa packages on a day like that. Alas, kaginator was content to wait another day in anticipation of a stranger's gift. As she readied to brave the elements outside in order to chop some wood and herd the horses into the barn, kaginator thought she heard a slight noise at her front door. Santa? Is that you? She opened the front door to the snow covered landscape which revealed that not a soul was in sight- the fresh snow on the ground didn't show any footprints. But, alas! On the stoop lay a large, shining Amazon box her name on it! kaginator quickly scooped up the box and welcomed it into the warmth of her cabin home. She placed it every so gently beneath the pine Christmas tree covered with candy canes and popcorn garland. As kaginator searched for her hatchet to open the impenetrable box, her two domesticated wildcats quickly claimed the box as their own. After a dispersal of fresh meat scraps to keep them at bay, the hatchet was applied to the box and this vessel of holiday gifts was forced to give way before it. What gracious creature has bestowed upon me these delights?- thought kaginator as she brought out a generous box of organic nuts and candies. She quickly consumed the entire box as she had not eaten in three days due to the inability to forage in the winter-wrapped landscape of her homestead. After consuming about 5000 calories in ten minutes kaginator was forced to take a nap that lasted several hours. When she awoke, she realized- The glorious holiday Amazon box- There is more inside! After wresting the remains of the box from her domesticated wildcats, kaginator was able to see the second half of the present- an Appalachian Trail hike planner! How did her Secret Santa know that she dreams of taming the wilderness of the Appalachian mountain range and triumphantly conquering all of its 2,180 miles?!!? This planner will be invaluable to making that dream come true! Alas, this desire awoken inside of her, kaginator could not wait to start her journey on the A.T. until the spring. Armed with her planner, hatchet, a pocketful of nuts, and some snowshoes, she set forth from her snowy midwestern home to make her way to Georgia to start her journey. ..... and she has not been heard of since....