Discord: Well, I HONESTLY didn't see this coming! HAAHAHAH

Applejack: ...I'm free...free...YEEHAW!

Discord:haha.. why are you excited?

Applejack: Because now I don't have to deal with THEM!

(*points hoof slightly off screen*)

Trenderhoof: My word AJ. You're much more...curvier than I remeber!

Shipper: Om my gosh! You and Rainbow are TOTALLY perfect for each other! My 34 fanfictions say so!

Brony: Background pony!

AJ fan: Who's a silly pony?

Granny Smith: Hun, can you help me? I need another spongebath.

Discord: AHHHHH!

(*Crowd follows him*)

AJ: Heh. Serves him right.

Fluttershy: Oh Discord. I'm so proud of you for admitting your feelings. I think I can tame your inner beast now...(*wink*)

AJ: AHHHHH!