We, the concerned citizens of the world, hereby petition the leaders of the G20 to ban veganism in their respective countries.

Banning a particular lifestyle choice may seem heavy-handed. But veganism is not a mere alternative lifestyle. It is a cult. These are people who, in the name of a twisted, anti-human ideology, routinely starve their children, starve their pets, block ambulances en route to hospitals, steal livestock from farms, and threaten violence upon those who do not share their views.

These people are dangerous, and they must be stopped.

So, leaders of the G20: be leaders, and show some leadership. Ban veganism now.