Multiple injuries were reported at the Tijuana-San Diego border following an attack by a 1000-foot-tall Honduran toddler, which required the use of nonlethal tear gas by border patrol agents. The toddler reportedly threw his 50-foot-wide rattle and pacifier towards border agents, but luckily no one was injured in that exchange. However, the giant 14-month-old reportedly fell down and suffered a "boo-boo" and defecated in his pants, causing multiple migrants in the caravan and agents at the border to fall ill and vomit.

According to multiple reports at the Tijuana border, the toddler was once normal size but accidentally grew to gigantic portions after wandering into his mother's science lab and stumbling upon the Super Growth Machine. Many top government officials from around the world are reportedly interested in this advanced technology, including US President Donald Trump and North Korea's Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un.

President Trump released a press statement saying that he's willing to drop any and all criminal charges against the Honduran toddler "as long as someone hands over that Super Growth Machine. Not saying I need it, but it wouldn't hurt adding a couple of inches."