Massively OP’s not-so-serious end-of-the-year awards continue today with our blooper award for Best worst headline. And the winner is…

That’s so terrible it looped back around into glorious. Your high school English teacher won’t care whether you’ve mixed up alliteration and consonance once you produce this masterpiece!

This was the hardest award I’ve had to give out this year for real. Here are some that made the short list as contenders for this dubious honor:

Want to nominate another winner? Let us know in the comments, and don’t forget to check out our serious MMO awards while you’re at it.