C RANK

EPONINE: Ufufufu... this is too much... the sight of boys playing together... I could watch this all day...

SOLEIL: Ahhh.... this is too much... the sight of girls playing together... I could watch this all day...

EPONINE: ...Hm?

SOLEIL: ...Huh?

EPONINE: ... Soleil... what are you doing here?

SOLEIL: Isn't it obvious? I'm here to stare at cute girls.

EPONINE: Hmmmm... you sure are weird.

SOLEIL: No, you're the weird one! I mean, I don't even have to ask to know you're here to stare at boys and have weird fantasies about them.

EPONINE: W-what weird fantasies!?

SOLEIL: You know, fantasizing about boys being in romantic relationships. I know that's what you're into. I can't see why you think it's the least bit interesting, though.

EPONINE: Whaaaaat!? That's because you've got no imagination! Staring at girls all day, now that's what I call boring!

SOLEIL: What did you just say!? I'm not gonna let that one fly!

EPONINE: Hey! Your screaming scared those boys away!

SOLEIL: You're the one who started screaming first! Now all the girls are gone!

EPONINE: Just go away and stop bothering me already!

SOLEIL: You first!

EPONINE: Hmph!

SOLEIL: Hmph hmph!

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B RANK

EPONINE: ... We meet again, Soleil.

SOLEIL: Oh... you again, Eponine?

EPONINE: Here to stare at girls giggling together?

SOLEIL: Yeah, that's right. There's nothing better in the world. And Eponine... you're here to stare at boys getting friendly together, right? And then, you're going to fantasize about romantic relationships between boys...

EPONINE: Yeah, that's right. There's nothing better in the world.

SOLEIL: ...

EPONINE: ...

SOLEIL: Well, now's a good chance for me to teach you about the wonders of cute girls.

EPONINE: And it's a good chance for me to teach you about the wonders of boy-on-boy romance.

SOLEIL: First of all... girls smell really good! I could sit around and smell them forever and ever! Sniff sniff! Sniff sniff!

EPONINE: And the thing that makes boy-on-boy romance so great... is, above all, the bond between the two! It's exactly because they're both boys that you can fantasize such pure relationships between them!

SOLEIL: Who cares about boy-on-boy!? It's got no beauty!

EPONINE: Girl-on-girl is what's boring! It's way too sweet and sappy!

SOLEIL: It looks like... neither of us is willing to give in.

EPONINE: Yes... so it seems...

SOLEIL: That's disappointing... I wish I could have showed you the wonders of cute girls...

EPONINE: I'm disappointed too... that I couldn't make you understand...

SOLEIL: But next time, I'll teach you the wonders of cute girls...

EPONINE: I won't give up either... I'll make you understand the wonders of boy-on-boy romance, no matter what...

SULEIL: Fufufu... see you later, then.

EPONINE: Yes... until next time...

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A RANK

SOLEIL: You see, Eponine? One look at a girl's face is all it takes to make you feel all better inside!

EPONINE: Listen, Soleil. The smile a boy makes at another boy is so pure and innocent that one look is all it takes to make your chest feel all squeezy!

SOLEIL: ...

EPONINE: ...

SOLEIL: Maybe... we'll never understand each other after all...

EPONINE: You're right... that's too bad...

SOLEIL: I just wanted you to understand the wonders of cute girls...

EPONINE: Same... I just wanted you to know the wonders of boy-on-boy romance...

SOLEIL: Sigh...

EPONINE: Sigh...

SOLEIL: I think it's nice for girls to like girls, though...

EPONINE: I think it's nice for boys to like boys, though...

SOLEIL: ... Huh?

EPONINE: ...Hm?

SOLEIL: I get it... We're not so different after all.

EPONINE: You're right... I just noticed it too.

SOLEIL: The objects of our affections are different...

EPONINE: But our passionate emotions for them are the same...

SOLEIL: Ahah... Ahahaha!

EPONINE: Fufu... Ufufufu!

SOLEIL: Eponine, mind lending me some of your books next time? The ones with the drawings of boy-on-boy romance... I think I'd like to read some.

EPONINE: Of course I don't mind. I'd like you to teach me a little more about the wonders of girls too. Maybe I could try fantasizing about girl-on-girl romance next time...

SOLEIL: Ahahaha, sure thing. Hope we can keep on being friends, Eponine.