The Funny 115 - version 2.0



#107. He's no Mike Tyson. He's Brett!

Samoa - finale



trying



Brett

Brett



Brett

Brett



Brett after being digitally inserted into a shot. Note the obvious blue screen.

Brett after being digitally inserted into a shot. Note the obvious blue screen.



A classic fake Brett confessional. "There's a snake in my boot!"

A classic fake Brett confessional. "There's a snake in my boot!"

particularly



Brett's first immunity win

Brett's first immunity win



Brett's second immunity win









Jeff places the CGI immunity necklace on CGI Brett

Brett's second immunity winJeff places the CGI immunity necklace on CGI Brett



Brett digitally inserted into the Rites of Passage Walk

Brett digitally inserted into the Rites of Passage Walk



Brett at Tribal Council after his third immunity

Brett at Tribal Council after his third immunity



"You're my favorite deputy!"

"You're my favorite deputy!"

really



"You know, uh, Brett's won two individual immunities. He could possibly win the last two."









"But... what's two immunities?"











"If Jaison can win two in a row, anybody can win two in a row. That means absolutely nothing to me."









"So you're telling me, he's all of a sudden Superman? Cause he wins two?"









"He's not some superstar to me. You start thinking that, you start getting weak in the mind. Thinking you can't beat him, like he's stepping into the ring with Mike Tyson."









And now comes the #107 quote on the Funny 115....













"He's no Mike Tyson. (pause) He's Brett !"

"You know, uh, Brett's won two individual immunities. He could possibly win the last two.""But... what's two immunities?""If Jaison can win two in a row,can win two in a row. That means absolutely nothing to me.""So you're telling me, he's all of a sudden Superman? Cause he wins two?""He's not some superstar to me. You start thinking that, you start getting weak in the mind. Thinking you can't beat him, like he's stepping into the ring with Mike Tyson.""He's no Mike Tyson. (pause) He's!"

















P.S. You know, as annoying as it was when the editors photoshopped Brett into the end of Samoa, it's not like they haven't done something like this before. Remember these previous CGI appearances by "Brett"?

















Brett as the seventh Pearl Island outcast

Brett as the seventh Pearl Island outcast













Brett as a late entry into the Yaxha tribe. Hey, slow down there buddy. Don't eat the food before the challenge begins. What are you,

Brett as a late entry into the Yaxha tribe. Hey, slow down there buddy. Don't eat the food before the challenge begins. What are you, a Lewis kid

















Brett as the sixth member of the Hiki tribe.

Brett as the sixth member of the Hiki tribe.



























P.P.S. Here is a great quote by Constantinople over at Survivor Sucks: "I figured Russell had the first confessional in Samoa and was re-watching the intro to confirm. Turns out I was wrong. Russell had the 4th confessional.



Brett, of all people, had the first confessional. In retrospect, that may be the funniest thing about Samoa."

























* Special thanks to Survivor2345andbeyond at Survivor Sucks for creating the Brett CGI pictures for me. And to nationpower for coming up with the "he's like a Lewis kid" joke.











