$1,200 can pay for a lot of things. A month’s rent. New cell phones for the kids. Round-trip tickets to India. Or, if you’re Max Temkin, 50 gallons of lube.

On Wednesday evening, the co-founder of popular adult card game Cards Against Humanity tweeted an Amazon receipt for his gift to Ammon Bundy’s Oregon militia.

After the armed protestors currently occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge asked the public for snacks and got glitter and sex toys instead (thanks, redditors!), Temkin decided to join in the fun—by sending something to help them put all those dildos to good use:

https://twitter.com/maxtemkin/status/687445755309641728

Some redditors questioned why the militia was allowed to receive mail in the first place when they’ve seized a government building—giving rise to one particularly compelling theory:

Despite these unfounded (but believable) rumors about the President’s amusement, authorities haven’t been completely inactive in dealing with the occupation over the past two weeks.

On Friday afternoon, OPB reported that police made their first arrest in connection with the armed protest. According to The Oregonian, 62-year-old Kenneth Medenbach was picked up for driving a stolen car to a local Safeway to purchase supplies for the militia.

If “55 gallons of lube” was scrawled at the top of Medenbach’s grocery list (in Ammon Bundy’s hasty, repeatedly underlined handwriting), the militia is in for a sweet, slippery sigh of relief when Temkin’s care package arrives.

But if not, the militia might release another delightful Facebook video like this one—in which Jon Ritzheimer asks Internet trolls to stop sending dildos (and edible bags of dicks):

Given the high cost of Temkin’s bulk shipment of water-based lubricant, some redditors expressed concern that the gift will only aid the militia’s cause—that is, if they’re brave enough to try to resell it:

As for Temkin, well, he’s just hoping the armed militants don’t come after him when they inevitably leave Malheur:

https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/687446230088065024

https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/687446996009893888

According to Temkin’s Amazon receipt, the Oregon militia should receive the lube by January 21.

Let’s hope they have a dry sense of humor.