Oh. Well, that doesn't really change what I said. CD-i games even look like old cartoons...and usually play like them, too, in the sense that whatever the player does won't affect the outcome. The controls and lack of directions always screwed me over when I once tried to play such abominable games as Dragon's Lair II and Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon. Hotel Mario looks like it's on the same level of badness.







Also, I was originally going for a joke about "guns don't kill people, people kill people."

