Reviews

“Very different. Excitingly different.”

Rock Paper Shotgun



“Pretty damn good stealth game, actually”

TotalBiscuit

About This Game

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.



Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture. Same furniture is also your stealth cover.

A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels

Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick

Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep

Tons of crafty gadgets to master

Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray

Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size

Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting

Controller support

The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!

About 2DArray

2DArray is previously known for web game hits like The Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES.

About tinyBuild GAMES

tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company. No Time To Explain is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They're currently working on a bunch of games: