This is a rant. It’s currently 4:58 a.m. and per usual, I cannot sleep. I have no structure planned here; not sure if this will be 500 words or 5,000. I would just like to voice my confusion with the progressive left. Sure, their lies, violence, identity politics and hatred toward anything that’s different is wrote about so often that a room full of speed-reading bookworms wouldn’t be able to keep up with the daily torrent of literature illustrating the true colors of the left. This is purely about my confusion.

So, where to begin?

Once-upon-a-time preambles need not apply here. We have shit that’s as recent as my last meal that’s confusing the ever-loving piss out of me. And not to brag, but I got into Mensa in 7th grade, have a 98th percentile intelligence quotient, and hold two degrees in biology, while also having the honor of being a published author in the field of genetics. Not showboating or asking y’all to check out the big brain on Brad; just saying that I’m not an easily confused person – ‘cept ‘n less the progressive left is at it again.

The progressive left makes me feel like maybe I’m honestly retarded and they’re woke on levels my pea-brain cannot comprehend.

Take the Elizabeth Warren DNA test as a prime example. From what I can tell about it from reading it, the test was administered by someone qualified who unfortunately had to gauge for Peruvian and Mexican markers—considered North American “indigenous” races—for lack of any haplotypes banging on the Cherokee drums.

Now, allow me to explain a little about this. Native Americans would be considered part of the haplogroup/race of Mongoloids, an Asian offshoot – eye folds and skull structures, et al. Long story short, with complex wording dumbed down (for my benefit, not yours): You juxtapose DNA samples looking for markers from ethnic regions of which we’re aware, which would be in your haplogroups/types and impossible if race were a social construct. Remember that last sentence.

We do this because evolution is true, despite the whining of the revitalized young-Earth creationists like Nick Fuentes. So we know, demonstrably and objectively, that different ethnicities evolved in different geographic regions, so X from A has 1, while Y from B has 2, every time. So you can take a sample from Z, compare it with X and Y, and if it matches, say, Y, you look at the proportion of that haplotype in relation to others to gauge how far removed is the ancestry. You can trace this back using mtDNA, autosomal and Y-DNA. Though mtDNA and Y-DNA won’t trace to ethnicity per se; only to the haplogroups, and from there you suss out what’s what.

So no trace of actual Cherokee/American Indian was found, so the samples used were Mexican and Peruvian, still considered the same ethnic offshoot of Mongoloids who crossed the strait some 15,000 years ago, per estimates. (Same haplogrouping, though haplotype would be considered relative; something media takes as proof, however, when convenient.)

Okay, yeah, being 1/1,024th 10th generation Peruvian admixture means Trump is safe with that million shekels, even if the progressive left cries and whines. But it’s actually that they’ve dropped the “race is a social construct” bit that’s confusing the f*ck out of me here.

Suddenly, to own Blumpf, race is not only real and something measurable through DNA, but the one-drop rule is back in effect, where someone’s grandparent-to-the-9th-power being a Mexican or Peruvian (but not an American Indian) means that the person who’s 99.01% white is a full-on Native American.

Though at the same time this is happening, and the progressive left is ensuring us now that race is real, going against over three decades of collegiate pseudointellectual dogma, they’re still shouting loudly that biological sex is a social construct.

I mean, you can’t make this shit up.

A person born a biological male won a women’s cycling world championship, and when people started to complain–on behalf of women, which is what I thought the progressive left wanted–they’re now back to saying that there are no differences between men and women.

So there are differences between races, to be clear, which is why having less than one half of one percent of Peruvian or Mexican DNA makes you a f*cking Indian chief, but if you were born with a cock and balls, and all the other strength advantages an XY pairing offers, you’re exactly the same as noticeably smaller, weaker females.

Not only has the progressive left taken it upon themselves to completely change the rules, on a whim, and to just spout out the dumbest shit ever in the fact of facts, logic and reason, but they cannot even remain consistent within their own fictional universe.

It’s embarrassing.

LOL doesn’t cover it.

Next week, of course, the progressive left will go back to preaching about the social construction of races. Though for right now, they dropped that half of their mission to get a fake “win” against Trump.

Other things confusing me recently:

1) The progressive left and their insistence that only right-wing Nazis are violent, while Portland is openly allowing mobs to harass people and assault them.

2) Another migrant caravan coming up into America, with liberals claiming that a nation is made stronger by good people, and these are great people, but we cannot stop the caravan because they’re fleeing horrible conditions – which should be fantastic conditions since they’re fantastic people and nations are made by people.

3) Silicon Valley insistence that they know best what’s hate speech and “safe” to see, while they literally stifle calm dissent in favor of rabid, violent communism, calling the latter “safe” and the former unsafe – not coincidentally around midterms where they can control what voters see.

So much more that confuses me, but I’m tried and still have to edit this. Suffice to say that I’m not even angry with the left here recently, outside of those Portland pussies harassing regular people. I’m more confused by the progressive left than anything.

I just don’t understand how you achieve the power to create entirely a fictional universe from scratch, and you can’t even manage to keep your own LARPing worldview consistent. And yet they think they can run the socialist utopia that heals the world.

Pathetic.