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And yet, hey, maybe a general election will be just the straight-jacket the lunatic needs, we thought, but if you’re looking for a break from crazy then you’ve come to the wrong campaign because he hired a campaign adviser accused of abusing women and wouldn’t fire a campaign manager accused of assaulting a woman and recruited a new campaign manager accused of working for the Kremlin and then doubled down on his own support of the Kremlin; and when this only made his opponents stronger he railed against faulty microphones, uncooperative teleprompters and the elites who’ve rigged everything against him from the Emmys to democracy, vowing to fight the good fight against women who say he sexually assaulted them, sue the news organizations who report on him, jail the candidate who politically opposes him, and sic his thugs on protesters and other voting districts;

So, really, is it any surprise he says the election should be cancelled and power handed to him, especially now that we’ve learned he’s behaved as grotesquely for all his years as for this last one, with him saying his daughter can be called a “piece of a–” if Howard Stern wants, that he grabs women “by the p—-” because he can, and with acquaintances saying he pimped out underage girls at parties, former Miss Teen USA contestants saying he stalked them in their dressing room, former Apprentice staff saying he rated female contestants by their breasts, ex-wife number one saying he kept Hitler’s speeches in his bedside table, and reporters saying he bought a life-size portrait of himself with $20,000 meant for charity while never paying one sweet dime in taxes, so many people saying such nasty things that he decided, if he can’t change the facts, he’ll just change the constitution and prevent the facts from being published;