whoever asked me to prom a few nights ago, I think intended to ask the neighbor.Hopefully this wasnt your only effort pic.twitter.com/LiEbVK2Bg3 — Jason Castro (@J_Castro15) March 25, 2015

First question: Post-it Notes? Really?

Second question: Why is that "P" so bad?

Third question: What's wrong with the "R"? Is it leaking?

Fourth question: That is a bad "O." This is not a question.

Fifth question: Straight up screw your "M", too. The left side is longer than the right.

Sixth question: If you're courting someone who drives a car that a multi-millionaire might drive, shouldn't you come with something stronger than Post-it Notes? If you don't have the money to hire Stephen Jenkins from Third Eye Blind to sing for you, at least Lloyd Dobler the person you're courting with a Beats Pill or something.

Seventh question: Yellow? From your mom's office? Come on, you're looking for love not a reminder to clean out the break-room fridge. Look at all of these options:

Butternut is the color of lovers. Everyone knows that.

Eighth question: WHAT DID JASON CASTRO SAY?