Soda-Addicted Alana Is The Best "Toddlers & Tiaras" Star Ever

Alana is the six-year-old soda-addicted beauty pageant daughter of obese "Coupon Queen" June. They were featured on TLC's "Toddlers & Tiaras" this week. Alana's secret weapon is her belly. Her motto? "A dollar makes me holler, honey boo-boo!" Also, why are you still reading this? Go watch the video!