I've been reading reddit every day for nearly four years but I never comment. That didn't give my SS much to go on, but he or she came through! Ninja band-aids, pirate band-aids, a bacon air freshener, and Pingos peppermints (with a narwhal on the tin). Although I'm Team Pirate all the way, I appreciate the comprehensiveness! Thank you Secret Santa!

(Also the packaging was shredded-up newspaper, leading me to conclude that my Secret Santa is actually a gerbil.)