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An interview with Wookiee after his 1v1 with LAWL2EZ in F8.

00:00 - 00:05 We were out farming ghost ships in F8.

00:05 - 00:07 couldn't find shit.

00:07 - 00:10 D&T was being toxic my twitch chat

00:11 - 00:16 So i gave them all an 8 hour timeout

00:17 - 00:21 Next thing i know, Lawl showed up in the tile

00:21 - 00:24 He said he wanted to 1v1 me!

00:29 - 00:31 Im serious

00:31 - 00:34 He brought a brig and said he wanted a fair fight.

00:38 - 00:40 listen

00:41 - 00:47 I told him if he wins he can be unbanned, and if i win hes perma banned.

00:47 - 00:50 I scoped his ship it was fully mythical

00:50 - 00:56 his planks had more HP than mine.

00:58 - 00:59 I hit him with one volley

00:59 - 01:01 He started running

01:04 - 01:06 He turned around

01:06 - 01:08 I ripped 2 mythical planks

01:13 - 01:14 next thing you know

01:14 - 01:16 I have 250 viewers

01:16 - 01:20 everyones meming him in chat

01:21 - 01:27 I had to keep raising my sails so he would stop running

01:35 - 01:36 he would turn around

01:36 - 01:39 and just run again

01:41 - 01:44 I started to get bored

01:44 - 01:47 So i told him, Lawl Stop running

01:47 - 01:49 or im going to leave

01:50 - 01:53 He turned around again

01:54 - 01:56 I rip 3 more planks

01:56 - 01:58 and a cannon

01:58 - 02:02 not to mention a smithy

02:05 - 02:07 and his food bag

02:10 - 02:11 he comes

02:11 - 02:13 he comes back

02:15 - 02:17 he comes back again

02:17 - 02:20 and rip all his replacement planks off

02:21 - 02:28 by this time hillbillywilly spawned on my boat

02:29 - 02:30 to help repair?

02:30 - 02:32 yeah, 1 fucking ceiling tile

02:36 - 02:39 he hadnt even gotten

02:40 - 02:42 1 plank below half HP

02:50 - 02:55 So my chat started to complain

02:56 - 02:58 were they getting bored?

02:58 - 03:04 yeah we all were bored as fuck

03:04 - 03:09 justr watching him run for an hour

03:09 - 03:11 took us across 2 tiles

03:16 - 03:20 he lost 10 planks

03:23 - 03:26 and still thinks he won somehow