393 views

Hitler gets upset over the recent crash in cryptocurrencies.

Hitler Loses it Over His Crypto Portfolio

00:00 - 00:03 Back in December we bought several cryptos

00:04 - 00:05 Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum and more

00:05 - 00:07 This was your portfolio's value then

00:08 - 00:12 Since then your portfolio has severely deteriorated

00:12 - 00:15 And this is your portfolio's value right now

00:17 - 00:19 FUD, besides, Steiner's ICO...

00:19 - 00:21 is our biggest holding, should be mooning no time

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Steiner

00:31 - 00:33 Steiner is nowhere to be found...

00:34 - 00:36 Steiner's website only says "penis"

00:53 - 00:58 I want everyone who owns a "Just HODL" t-shirt to leave now

01:13 - 01:15 This is FUD!

01:15 - 01:17 This is nothing but a bunch of FUD!

01:18 - 01:23 I knew that Brian Kelly was a big, fat doofus

01:25 - 01:28 Remind me again why our hedge fund manager...

01:29 - 01:31 is 17 years old?!

01:31 - 01:34 I knew we should've listened to Buffett

01:34 - 01:37 But nooo! You morons said this was a new paradigm

01:37 - 01:40 What a bunch of fucking idiots!

01:40 - 01:42 My Fuhrer, McAfee said it's mathematically...

01:42 - 01:46 John McAfee! That maniac is on more drugs than I am!

01:46 - 01:48 My Fuhrer, my nephew knows this market

01:48 - 01:52 Your nephew should be required to wear a helmet at all times!

01:53 - 01:54 He's a pot-smoking nincompoop!

01:56 - 01:57 I knew this was nothing but bullshit!

01:57 - 02:00 Why would anyone use a currency that can...

02:00 - 02:03 only handle 4 transactions per second!

02:04 - 02:08 You say it's a store of value...

02:08 - 02:13 yet it's down 70% in the last three months!

02:14 - 02:16 Why would any government give up control of their currency...

02:17 - 02:21 I sure as hell wouldn't and neither would Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 I just took out 3 mortgages

02:30 - 02:34 I thought we were going... going to the moon...

02:34 - 02:36 Instead we're going to the shitter...

02:41 - 02:42 It was that goddamn Roubini...

02:43 - 02:47 He's such a meany spreading nothing but FUD!

02:48 - 02:53 I knew we should've sold when Charlie Lee sold out

02:54 - 02:56 He's such a douchebag

02:56 - 02:59 He said it was a conflict of interest...

03:00 - 03:02 Conflict of interest my ass!

03:04 - 03:07 It's ok, our funds are safe at Bitfinex

03:14 - 03:16 I can't believe this has happened

03:19 - 03:23 Our dream of racing Lambos together...

03:25 - 03:26 Is over

03:31 - 03:33 But you are mistaken if you think I'm selling

03:40 - 03:46 Just to be sure, what is the price right now?

03:46 - 03:49 Maybe it's mooning