Posted August 14, 2015 at 5:03 pm

HEY! I check my messages more often than THAT!

Granted, it's only a slight exaggeration in regard to how often I actually respond to e-mails. I usually don't. Even if an e-mail is super nice, I'm really not sure what to say, and if I spend more than a minute thinking about it without knowing what to say, it's probably not gonna happen.

In any case, here's some stock responses:

Thank you!

Glad I could help.

I don't know what that means.

I'm confused.

HOW DARE YOU

What is this I don't even

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