Hipsters Across Nation Prepare Remarks As To Why New “Arrested Development” Episodes Aren’t As Good As The Old Ones

With Saturday’s release of the latest trailer for the upcoming season of “Arrested Development” on Netflix, hipsters across the nation began drafting statements declaring these episodes just aren’t as good as the show’s previous three-season run on FOX. Popular reasons include the cast and crew not having to prove themselves or fight off cancellation anymore, the new episodes’ humor being too broadly accessible, and Michael Cera.

Justin Daley, a native Brooklynite and current resident of Williamsburg proper along trendy Bedford Avenue, spoke to our editors. “It just feels off,” he claimed, in reference to the entire season of ten hour-long episodes, after seeing the 96-second trailer. “I don’t know what it is, but something just feels off.”

Sources have reported many newer fans being told that they just can’t understand what it felt like to watch the show as it aired, and to not know whether the show would be saved or given the axe by Fox. Reportedly, that in-the-moment tension is what drove much of the show’s humor, and while the show is still good, it’s a level of humor that only viewers of the original run were lucky enough to experience.

At press time, sources expect many hipsters to watch one or two episodes, then get around to the rest once all the hype dies down.