Spanish conjoined twins Sergei and Susana who are connected at the butt are somehow still good enough to play A-League football even though one of them is recovering from recent sex change surgery. Sergei caught the eye of Adelaide United manager Guillermo Amor when his son showed him a video of Sergei running around with his mates kicking a football in a car park carrying his sister who didn’t look at all happy to be there. When Guillermo saw the video he looked straight past the inspirational title and the tear jerking cold play song playing over the slow motion clip and thought “ay dios mio this cholo sure can boot a spherical chess board (spherical chess board was lost in translation)” So Guillermo as all great football managers do got in contact through Facebook and after sending Sergei and photo of himself with Sergei’s name written on a bit of paper to prove he was ridgy didge they were already negotiating the contract. Sergei and Susana are here and ready to wow fans with their Spanish flavour of football and unique ability to scissor kick the ball with great ease thanks to Susana.

Fun fact: Behind tourette’s syndrome, aggressive cases of autism and elephantiasis of the scrotum conjoined twinks has been voted the funniest disability