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Hitler's team has let him down again in GW1.

Hitler isn't too happy with FPL

00:00 - 00:04 Lads, as you all know, GW1 in FPL is almost over.

00:04 - 00:05 Our fantasy football team

00:05 - 00:07 isn't looking too great.

00:08 - 00:12 Despite weeks of careful planning and over 50 "Rate my Team" posts on r/FantasyPL

00:12 - 00:15 We have struggled to score any points beyond a dubious Rooney assist.

00:17 - 00:19 Not to worry, the Arsenal boys won't let us down.

00:19 - 00:21 They'll bring us back from this.

00:24 - 00:26 Mate

00:27 - 00:28 The Arsen...

00:31 - 00:33 The Arsenal game is over, they shit the bed against West Ham.

00:34 - 00:36 To make it worse, Walcott didn't start.

00:53 - 00:58 Any cunts with Ayew, Barkley, Mahrez in their team, leave. Now

01:13 - 01:15 That's just typical fucking FPL!

01:15 - 01:17 All that planning for sweet fuck all!

01:18 - 01:23 "Arsenal will win the league this year", they said. "Walcott is on fire, he's going to fill his boots" they told me.

01:25 - 01:28 Because of those dickheads we're not even in the Top 1 million players

01:29 - 01:31 I swear on me mum..

01:31 - 01:34 This is the last time I double-up on Arsenal. The LAST

01:34 - 01:37 Thibaut Courtois? What the FUCK was that lanky prick doing?

01:37 - 01:40 Minus points? Oh, cheers Thibaut! Nice one!

01:40 - 01:42 But we all thought Walcott would start. In the Community Shield, Wenger...

01:42 - 01:46 A glorified friendly! He never fucking starts, you mug!

01:46 - 01:48 He was tearing it up in the Emirates Cup in pre-season.

01:48 - 01:52 Basing our team selections on some Mickey Mouse cup games.

01:53 - 01:54 Did you forget about Giroud?!

01:56 - 01:57 Just once

01:57 - 02:00 I'd like to do well in the first gameweek.

02:00 - 02:03 But every year it's the same fucking story isn't it, lads?

02:04 - 02:08 Every year I ask you to Rate My Team

02:08 - 02:13 and you tell me to "wait and see" how the new signings adapt to the Premier League!

02:14 - 02:16 I had André Ayew and Cedric Soares in my fucking team.

02:17 - 02:21 Instead I listened to you and your stupid fucking advice. You told me to put the armband on WALCOTT.

02:27 - 02:29 Don't even get me started on Chelsea.

02:30 - 02:34 Those jokers needed a fluke free-kick and a deflection just to draw at home to Swansea.

02:34 - 02:36 I'd have bet my left bollock on Chelsea winning that.

02:41 - 02:42 Watch now...

02:43 - 02:47 Sergio Aguero will start against West Brom and get a hat-trick. You just fucking watch.

02:48 - 02:53 All the casuals are laughing at us, lads.

02:54 - 02:56 Our season has gone to shit already.

02:56 - 02:59 My knee is jerking so hard to get rid of Walcott.

03:00 - 03:02 I doubt we even have a plan to bring Aguero in?!

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK, they'll still win the league.

03:14 - 03:16 We should never have asked r/FantasyPL to rate our team.

03:19 - 03:23 There's only one way we can save our season from being a total disaster:

03:25 - 03:26 Wildcard.

03:31 - 03:33 Wildcard...for GW2

03:40 - 03:46 I want you to bring in Ayew, Darmian, Barkley, Mahrez and Phil Jagielka.

03:46 - 03:49 Then we'll see who's laughing.