I am not a Democrat. I'm not a Republican, nor Socialist, nor Communist. I do not vote in any elections.

I'm a Monarchist of course. I rule the world and everybody is my subject. The Human only thinks that he is in charge of the house. Let's face it: I sit where I want, I get free food and toys, my litterbox is cleaned out by someone else, I am groomed by my sister, and when I demand attention I get it.

I'm not a dictator, though. The Humans get to come and go as they please. They can eat what they want and watch what they want on television. They can even live with their delusion that they control things. I'm secure in my sense of personal power.

It's my kingdom and I rule with a firm and steady paw.

Bonkers