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August 11, 2010 with Robin

10:51 PM - nine: the new TF2 merchandise is pretty awesome, but someone should yell at the website people for not putting the cart status/checkout button anywhere on the new store 10:52 PM - nine: pretty hard to buy the trading cards I've been wanting since forever without a checkout button 10:53 PM - Robin: you serious? you can't check out right now? 10:53 PM - nine: well you can, but they only way to get to the cart/checkout is by adding something to it 10:53 PM - nine: which is pretty poor usability 10:53 PM - Robin: send me an email describing the problem, I'll forward it onto the store designers 10:55 PM - nine: sent 10:55 PM - Robin: thanks a bunch 10:57 PM - nine: and one of the demoman t-shirt images is named l4d2_demoman_shirt if you feel like harassing someone 10:59 PM - Robin: they're dead 11:00 PM - nine: the best solution to employee problems at Valve? 11:00 PM - nine: keeps everyone on their toes and working hard I bet 11:01 PM - Robin: "That's your desk and chair. It belonged to the guy on the floor, but he doesn't need it any more." 11:02 PM - nine: I hear Negative Work Environments are all the rage these days 11:03 PM - Robin: It's only negative for the guys who are dead, and they're beyond caring. It's quite positive for anyone still standing. 11:03 PM - nine: Makes sense. 11:06 PM - nine: How are the new demo tools coming along? 11:13 PM - nine: I see, not at all 11:15 PM - Robin: still haven't found a good replacement for his sticky launcher 11:16 PM - nine: replace it with one that shoots the rubber duck gibs, and replace all the sound files with autotuned quacks 11:16 PM - nine: name it the Duckybomb Launcher 11:16 PM - Robin: genius 11:16 PM - Robin: where were you a year ago 11:16 PM - nine: I expect a self-made version

August 13, 2010 with Robin

10:49 PM - nine: hey, are you ready to be amazed? 10:51 PM - nine: well, ready or not, image 10:51 PM - nine: "oh nineaxis", you say, "genius!" 10:51 PM - nine: "Through all these updates brainstormed by people hired to think of imbalanced weapons, delectable hats, and miscellaneous items to be distributed in ways that Europeans hate, no one ever figured out that what TF2 was really missing was more ducks!" 10:52 PM - nine: or "that's the worse item ever been submitted to contribute", which is probably also true 11:15 PM - Robin: not true, much worse items have been submitted 11:15 PM - Robin: the eyes are a nice touch 11:17 PM - nine: copied off of the duck gib? 11:18 PM - Robin: then I'll tell Dhabih it was a nice touch

Mr. Quacksworth: Robin Walker approved?

November 03, 2010 with Robin

10:18 PM - Nineaxis: How dare you let your minions misspell a blog post title! 10:20 PM - Robin: whoops 10:20 PM - Robin: that was me, not some minion 10:20 PM - Robin: but in my defense, I'm home & sick 10:23 PM - Nineaxis: Making you all the weaker for when canon-obsessed fans break down your door to avenge the crimes you have committed against the spelling of weapon nicknames 10:24 PM - Robin: that's what I get for copy & pasting something out of the writer's script without reading it 10:25 PM - Nineaxis: Next thing you know, you'll be posting comics where Elizabeth is spelled with half the letters and looks surprisingly like Emily