>> you can't use. this is a great story out of columbus, ohio. this woman pulls up to a burlington coat factory . by the way, no finer place to buy a discount coat. incredible selectiveness. she pulls up to a burlington coat factory in a huge stretch hummer limousine. runs inside, i just won the lottery. all the coats are on me. take whatever you want . i'm buying. wasn't that really thoughtful? what happens is there's like a stampede.

>> that 's wonderful . like oprah.

>> everyone is grabbing what they can get their hands on, bring them up to the register. turns out the police heard about the riot. they came in, and the woman said, i was just kidding. i didn't win the lottery. i just wanted to see if i could stir it up a little bit by pulling up to a coat factory in my stretch hummer limousine. she's been detained.

>> why?

>> she just wanted to have some fun. life is hard. you've got to have fun sometimes.

>> twisted sense of humor. it happens.

>>> you know " 30 rock " is back tonight.

>> i love it.

>> the premiere with tina fey , alec baldwin . she was on letterman last night. you think tina fey . she's cool. she's funny. she has everything going for her. you would think that growing up, that she had an easy time with the fellas. who wouldn't like tina fey ?

>> everybody loves tina fey .

>> turns out it took her a while to, shall we say, find love.

>> virgins into their 20s. it says here that various --

>> old virgins.

>> it says here that you, tina fey , 20 --

>> we don't have to read that.

>> 24.

>> there's nothing wrong with that, is there?

>> no.

>> and --

>> couldn't give it away. couldn't give it away.

>> that's just good christian values .

>> yes, that's right. i don't know why people are --

>> or being homely.

>> she says she was homely.

>> or not going to work for dave.

>> oh, my.

>> good christian values , being homely, or if you're me, a little bit of both.

>> it was a little bit of both. " 30 rock " tonight. tina fey is the best.

>> we've got to mention this. cal tan lou albano , one of the great figures in the history of wrestling, died yesterday at the age of 76. you'll remember him for wearing rubber bands in his beard. one of the great managers and wrestlers. really one of the best trash talkers we've ever had in wrestling. you might remember him when he made his big crossover move with cyndi up lauper in this video. *

>> captain lou albano , a good man, dead at the age of 76.

>> let's just file that one under the awful grace of god , drip by drip.

>> i don't know what to say, willie.

>> i love captain lou . that's what i will say. his brother, carl albano, was my driver's ed teacher in high school . everyone wanted to get in the class because they thought somehow you would meet captain lou .