I get disgusted every time I see Jenner pop up but I cannot fathom what the family of that 69 year old grandmother must be going through. They can't even go grocery shopping without seeing that monster's face on the magazine rack.

I can’t begin to imagine. “Woman of the year!” “Award for Courage!” “Multimillionaire Republican has reality show!”

The only consolation is that while Jenner was found not criminally liable for negligent homicide or vehicular manslaughter (OMG MISGENDERING lol whatever–we all know wealthy white republican males don’t go to prison, they run for office), the burden of proof in civil cases is much lower–which is why, ironically enough, OJ Simpson was able to be found guilty in civil court but not criminal court, thus leading to Robert Kardashian getting his notoriety in the first place.

I guess you could say Kris cut out the middleman and went from marrying the lawyer of a murderer to just straight up marrying the murderer.

Well, she’s nothing if not efficient, and Jenner is nothing if not a stunted sack of shit.

Howe’s family–may she rest in peace–will likely be able to sue for damages and civil charges. I hope Jenner is very successful in the new business ventures. The more he makes, the more they’ll get in the settlement, and while it can’t buy back time with their mother and grandmother, anything that makes him hurt is good by me.