Hope you have a vacuum cleaner handy, because you’re gonna need something to pick up the pieces of your broken heart. You see, everyone’s favorite band Coldplay has decided not to go on tour for their latest album in the interest of saving the planet:

"How can…our tour be sustainable"

Chris Martin on why @coldplay won't be touring their new album.

Watch the full interview on #BBCBreakfast with @ColinGPaterson pic.twitter.com/PaQ2nkqeF7 — BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) November 21, 2019

Wow. Deep.

Lol. This isn’t the tragedy they think it is. || Coldplay won't go on tour with their latest album for environmental reasons https://t.co/i4yMf4ugrE — Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) November 21, 2019

Somehow, I think we'll find the strength to go on. — Jack (@SkipTerrio) November 21, 2019

Will you, Jack? Will you???

2nd look at the GND? https://t.co/Msqw6VHmLm — Smokin Monkey (@ARaised_Eyebrow) November 21, 2019

Maybe they should be part of the Green New Deal.

I think they might save the planet if they disbanded all together ?? — GinaNanananananana (@BGBandita) November 21, 2019

This global warming thing may not be so bad after all. https://t.co/3Rw8vQC5po — Breathtaking Inanity (@breathtkinan) November 21, 2019

Wtf I love climate change now!!! https://t.co/7u1VT9qFIU — Steve (@SPavls) November 21, 2019

How can you not?

By the way, when this starts hurting their wallets, they’ll change their tune. https://t.co/ttXGPpcqXM — Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) November 21, 2019

They may have already changed it:

Coldplay announce no world tours until they work out how to do be carbon neutral, in Jordan with a UK journalist? #CarbonOffsetting — Andy Mackenzie (@madmac100) November 21, 2019

Wait, what?

1/3 Hi everyone and love from us in Jordan ??

Two new songs have come out today; Daddy and Champion Of The World. I want to acknowledge Scott Hutchison from Owl John, on the song Champion Of The World. https://t.co/cRtYfdzEm5 — Coldplay?☀️ (@coldplay) November 20, 2019

How’d they get to Jordan? Did they walk? While holding their breath and not pooping?

Curious: how does this Coldplay "environmentally beneficial" touring thing affect the Jordan-based promo gig they're playing largely for industry types on the 24th? — Alice Vincent (@alice_emily) November 21, 2019

Oh well. Suppose we have to take whatever we can get, huh?