LOOK, LADY. THIS DOG HAS BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A LONG TIME WITH NEXT ON THE CONTROLLER. MAYBE IT’S TIME YOU GIVE THAT SHIT UP. ALSO, WHY THE FUCK ARE WE NOT PLAYING DREAMCAST? THE FUCK?

HELL YEAH. MY DOG WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU FOLKS THAT TODAY IS THE DREAMCAST’S BIRTHDAY. SO GO OUT THERE AND HAVE YOUR DOG PLAY DREAMCAST. DOGS LOVE DREAMCASTS.