It’s not even clear that we have a Batman or a Superman anymore—and still, somehow, we’re stuck with no fewer than two Joker movies on the horizon.

Let’s talk about the bad one first. It’s a spinoff about the Joker and Harley Quinn, which means it’s set in the DC Extended Universe, which has released exactly one good movie to date. This is an offshoot of the worst DC Extended Universe movie, Suicide Squad, with Jared Leto and Margot Robbie reprising their roles.

And what do we know about it? The screenwriters have described it as a cross between Bad Santa and This Is Us, and the opening scene will feature the Joker and Harley Quinn kidnapping Dr. Phil—yes, the actual Dr. Phil—to fix their relationship problems.

To that, I say: No thank you! I’m good!

Okay. Now let’s talk about the other bad one. I know what you’re thinking. That other Joker movie might be good! The one that’s set in the '80s, starring Joaquin Phoenix, by the guy who directed The Hangover and, uh, The Hangover Part II and The Hangover Part III!

People did seem kind of hyped after they saw these pictures of Phoenix in the full Joker getup:

Which, sure, that’s the Joker! Look at him, causing chaos and wearing a clown mask—and then lifting up the clown mask to reveal clown makeup! What a fresh and original take!

The Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie is reportedly inspired by Martin Scorsese’s The King of Comedy—a very good movie containing zero Jokers—which you can watch right now, so who needs a comic-book remake? Joker is also an origin story, drawing at least some inspiration from Alan Moore’s The Killing Joke, which is widely regarded as the closest thing the Joker has to a definitive origin story. And guess what? They already made a Killing Joke movie. It came out two years ago, and it covers the Joker’s comedian-turned-criminal origin in ample detail. It’s very, very bad, but if you really care about why a guy decided to dress up as a clown and fuck with people, you can watch it anytime.

I wasn’t always so sick of the Joker. In fact, there are old Jokers I still like just fine. I rewatched The Dark Knight a few months ago, and it’s still pretty great! I played a video game about the Joker, and I loved it! But my Joker tolerance has long since reached its capacity, because anything interesting you can say about the Joker has already been said. When you’ve turned the Joker into a twisted goofball with the word "Damaged" tattooed on his forehead, you have already gone off the rails. Put him on the shelf for a while. If you want to do another Batman movie, fine. Here are the villains on the table: literally anybody else.