Teaser images of Sonic the Hedgehog offered an ominous glimpse, but the forthcoming movie's first trailer horrified viewers with is unnervingly human computer-graphics Sonic. So furious was the lashing that the filmmakers promised to go back to the drawing board. And here you are, watching the results, embedded above.

It's fine!

Still has an edge of that special Sonic-fandom unwholesomeness…

…but this is definitely what Gen X wanted out of 2020, and they're going to get it.