Answers in Genesis, the Creationist ministry run by Ken Ham, is evolving.

Ham says that an Answers in Genesis–Canada is scheduled to open in 2018, with an online store launching earlier. It’ll be run by Calvin Smith, an Ontario native who has spoken about Creationism at churches across the nation since 2001.

The announcement didn’t say where any headquarters would be located — or even if there would be a physical building — but the goal is clear: Make Canada just as dumb as the U.S.

According to a recent study, a mere 15% of Canadians have any kind of creationist belief. The church there desperately needs AiG resources to be equipped to stand on the authority of the Word of God and boldly preach the gospel. We’re excited to be part of encouraging and equipping our Canadian brothers and sisters through speaking events, resources, conferences, and more.

You’ve been warned, Canada. If a group of Creationists tell you they’re interested in building a giant ark somewhere, just say no. It’s not worth it. We tried telling people over here and our pleas went nowhere. Learn from our mistakes.

I had no idea we could Make America Great Again by dumbing down our neighbor.

