Naked Florida Man “John Smith” Arrested After Stealing Pair Of Crotchless Underwear, Tells Police He’s Michael Jackson | August 11

Wilton Manors: Police arrested a man, currently identified as “John Smith,” who paraded nude through a busy street during rush hour traffic and attempted to trade in his bike for merchandise at a South Florida sex shop.

The man was first spotted by witnesses who saw him riding a bike, naked, in the area of NE 6th Avenue and Wilton Drive.

He then entered the adult store — RockHard Lovestuff on Wilton Drive — took a pair of “a–less” underwear off the shelf and put them on. He then told employees that he wanted to give them his bike in exchange for the underwear.

According to a police report, the man left the store without paying for the underwear and without his bike. He headed back to Wilton Drive, walked up and down the busy street, and then removed his undergarment and exposed himself again.

When officers responded, he told them his name was “Michael Jackson.”

The 38-year-old man, who authorities are calling “John Smith” because he refuses to identify himself, faces a charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, according to Broward jail records.

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