FOR THE HALLOWEEN HAUNT,

BUT FIRST, WE JUST NEED TOINFORM YOU ABOUT

THE PEOPLE OR PERSONSOUT THERE

DIGGING UP BODIES TOHAVE SEX WITH THEM.

GENTLEMEN ?

GOOD AFTERNOON,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

A PERSON WHO STEALS BODIESTO HAVE SEX WITH THEM

IS CALLEDA 'NECROPHILIAC'.

SO THAT YOU ALL KNOWWHAT TO EXPECT,

MY PARTNER ALAN HASDRAWN A SKETCH

OF WHAT HAVING SEX WITHA DEAD BODY MIGHT LOOK LIKE.

OH !EW !EW !OH !

YES, WE KNOWIT'S HORRIBLE.

IT'S PROBABLY BESTYOU NOT LOOK AT IT.

NOW, ALAN WILL DEMONSTRATE WHATHAVING SEX WITH A DEAD BODY

MIGHT SOUND LIKE.

( squish squish )

( squish squish squish )

EW !OH !EW !OH !

( squish squish )

EXCUSE ME,HOW IS THIS HELPING ?

THAT'S IT FOLKS,NOW WE CAN ALL GO TO THE DOCKS

AND ENJOYTHE HALLOWEEN HAUNT !

NO ! DON'T GO TOTHE DOCKS !

ARRGGH !

( gasps and screams )

ARRGGH,I'M CAPTAIN BLYE !

YOU LANDLUBBERS HAD BETTERSTAY AWAY FROM THE DOCKS,

OR ELSE THERE'LL BEHELL TO PAY !

( screaming )

FIRE THE CANNONS !

( boom )

AH !AH !AH !

HAR HAR HAR !

( all screaming )

ARGGGGH !

WE WON'T WARN YA AGAIN !

STAY AWAY FROMOUR DOCKS !

( screaming )

I WARNED YOU !

I TOLD YOU THISWOULD HAPPEN !

WHEN YOU ALLOW BANDS LIKE KORNTO COME TO TOWN

AND PLAY YOUR HEATHENISTICHALLOWEEN CONCERTS,

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET !

( playing rock music )