Pooing in holes is not big and it’s not clever (Picture: Metro.co.uk

Owners of a top golf club are trying to find the culprit who keeps pooing in the holes – and has done for 10 years.

The Stavanger Golf Club based in Stavanger, Norway first noticed their cups getting defaced in 2005.

But despite extensive reviews, a host of new security features and huge spotlights being installed recently, the greens are still being turned brown.

Groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord is forced to deal with the turd-ies – and has used his detective skills to narrow down a possible culprit.


‘We know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman,’ he explained.

This is where the crime is committed (Picture: http://www.sgk.no)

The first poops were noticed in 2005 and while they’ve continued, course officials say hygine has improved with toilet paper also being left behind on most occasions.



This guy is a professional.

The case continues.