Hi. Are you here for the awkward, disjointed mumblings in between weird heavy breathing and moaning and a hugely unprofessional, mood-killing vibrator pitstop because of course there is? Excellent, just through here, I'll show you to your table. If weird orgasm noises are your thing feel free to skip to near the end because we have a doozy on our hands here. :s Also, still trying to find the phone settings to stop the phone from going into sleep mode after like 5 seconds without being touched.