Google Chow (Eat hearty, little Google-bots!)

Ting-a-ling-a-ling.

Good afternoon, sir. Can I help you?

Yes, I'm looking for a formless void.

Well, you're in luck as we have nothing for you.

Wonderful! Does it have dark matter?

It might. No one's really sure.

Sounds good but, uhhh, any chance we can keep this a secret from the IRS?

As we like to say, sir, "No location, no location, no location."