But you guys want more BRIAN BLESSED and a little bit of RORY BREMNER too... Okay you can have it. £20 gets you the pdf novel plus the story set to music mp3, but also a selection of Brian's and Rory's lines from the script as solo voice mp3s for different ring tones, alarm calls and cheery-up snippets as follows:

RORY: "Who's your hairiest pirate?!",

BRIAN: "FOR ALLAH'S SAKE MAN PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!", RORY: "A rather sheepish-looking baboon presented itself to the King!", BRIAN: "BBRRAAAAAGHHH!!!"

These are edited from the music to be used in any situation...

(Nb mp3 delivered in April, pdf Aug-Dec 2013 as above)

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