I love this country so damn much. She’s not perfect, but she’s still, and will always be, the hottest girl at the dance.

The great citizens of the United States have come together, over 100,000 strong, to sign an online petition against Justin Bieber’s conditional citizenship in this country. The smug, little shit is from Canada, as many of us know, and that’s where many Americans feel he should reside. At almost 110k signatures as of 1:15pm CST, the goal of 100k has been surpassed. The White House is now required to respond.

One hundred thousand signatures, Joe Biden! Can you believe it?

“We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive and drug-abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people, but he is also a terrible influence on our nation’s youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”

The petition, posted on whitehouse.gov , presents a very compelling argument. It reads as follows:

Come on, Barry. Do the right thing.

[via Gawker]