Not sure if you heard, but Brandon Weeden throws the prettiest ball you've ever seen. Or not. Meanwhile, his awareness -- particularly in the pocket -- might remind Cowboys fans of that lady who holds up 26 people in the express lane at Piggly Wiggly while looking for a 20 cents off detergent coupon. Don't worry, though: Word out of Dallas this week is that Matt Cassel's custard Hall of Fame jacket is the prettiest you've ever seen. By the way, what happened to the Cowboys' vaunted running game in the second half (see: -5 yards)? Speaking of running games ... Hello, Devonta Freeman! The Cowboys' defense hasn't been chewed up by an RB with such a low profile since Duce Staley dropped two bills at Texas Stadium back in Y2K.