While Sheetz is still an inferior store compared to Wawa, that doesn’t mean that you can just scribble crap on a Post-It Note and expect to rob it super easily.

Seriously, if you want to succeed at anything in life, you need to apply yourself. This may sound a bit trite, but it’s true.

“You’re Getting Robbed” is pretty easy. You could even have written, “Robbing Time!” How long does that take?

Bethlehem police are searching for a man who Monday evening robbed a Sheetz convenience store, Lt. Jeffrey Herzog reports. The man at 5:16 handed a scribbled note to a clerk at the 3201 Schoenersville Road store, Herzog said. When the clerk pointed out to the man that his note was illegible, the robber softly said, “I’m robbing you,” Herzog said. The robber did not display a weapon, Herzog said. The clerk gave the man an undisclosed amount of cash and the robber fled in a maroon or dark purple Plymouth Voyage minivan east on City Line Road, Herzog said. SOURCE: The Express-Times

I guess, to be fair, you have to bring up the fact that doctors have notoriously poor handwriting.

I’m not comparing this guy to a doctor, of course, but…

Do you think that the Sheetz worker KNEW what was going on the second the guy gave him the note and he just wanted to fuck with him?

Because that would be awesome.