A Bird in the Hand

So I originally wrote this comic as a discussion between me and the annoying seagull, however I decided that the ninja assassin was a better ending. This joke has sat in the back of my brain for some time now, and it occurred to me that I could just change the person/bird in the comic and it'd hold up just as well. Also I never get tired of portraying Steve as the Canadian Lex Luther he is. :)