First off, I always tell people that before they get a tattoo, they should imagine just how it will look when they become a saggy, wrinkled senior – also best to remind them to not get anything because of emotions at any given time.

And second, I don’t think women should get tats if they value their bodies and natural beauty – that’s just my opinion, so don’t get all bent out of shape if you’re a female that’s already had some ink work done in the past.

But right now I’m stuck in quite the little dilemma, as I don’t think the following creature has more than basic sentience, and I’m still not sure if it’s a biological female – maybe is the most conclusive decision I can make.

Whatever the case, the point stands that thanks to this culture’s twin beliefs of freedom and individualism, this fool will suffer no consequences for its actions – it’ll probably get congratulated for “courage” and “edginess.”