I went to the store the other day and parked my car. The parking spaces were very narrow, so I parked with a little extra room on the driver’s side so I wouldn’t ding the car next to me when I opened my door. As I was getting out of my car, a man, apparently the owner of the car parked on my passenger side started yelling about how I had parked too close to his car and he wouldn’t be able to get in. He looked me up and down and said maybe I could park like a normal person if I lost some weight… In the mean time, I should park in the back of the parking lot which had plenty of open parking because I could use the exercise.