Breitbart’s John Nolte: President of the Spank Club

By David Futrelle

Breitbart editor-at-large John Nolte got a lot of side-eye yesterday when he suggested in a tweet that 16-year-old environmental activist Greta Thunberg deserved a spanking.

I can’t tell if Greta needs a spanking or a psychological intervention…



Probably both. https://t.co/zyJ8WntCGk — Let's Start Our Own MAGA CHAZ! (@NolteNC) September 23, 2019

It turns out that Nolte wasn’t the only person — or even the only middle-aged man — whose first thought upon seeing Thunberg address the world on the existential issue of our ongoing climate catastrophe was, hmm, I think that teenage girl needs a good paddling!

Here are a few of the others.

Great Thunberg should be spanked, since when does a child dictate policy on an issue only God almighty can address not politicians or man, insanity — David J. Wise (@donnalee57) September 23, 2019

I wonder if Greta Thunberg has ever had her behind spanked? No, probably not. — Scott Holston (@86holston) September 23, 2019

Why has this stupid little Hitler youth girl not been spanked and sent to her room? Why??? https://t.co/Mx9MzHEaU3 — Thayrone X (@ThayroneX) September 23, 2019

.@CBSNews's @margbrennan claims radical climate teen Greta Thunberg ‘stares down’ Trump, but she was behind him https://t.co/nFSH3QNnfk Kid needs to be turned over someone's knee and spanked. Spolied, Rotten, BRAT!! — We WIN LIBS LOSE (@usa67us) September 24, 2019

She needs to be spanked with a leather belt! https://t.co/kU2r7wSu4Y — Råfæl Jøsē (@rafae1jose) September 23, 2019

Some felt it was her parents who deserved this sort of punishment.

Poor little Greta Thunberg, @GretaThunberg, would it be appropriate, for her #Parents to be horse whipped, at the Courthouse, for misleading this child? Is She is being used, by the @TheDemocrats! — TruthSayerGriffin (@MidSkinner) September 23, 2019

Instapundit » HER PARENTS SHOULD BE TIED TO THE BACK END OF A MULE AND WHIPPED THROUGH EVERY CITY AND TOWN IN THE WEST. GRETA SHOULD BE GIVEN TO HUMAN BEINGS TO RAISE: Greta Thunberg Is Her Parents’ Failure. https://t.co/LJRV9fsK4y — Gerald Dearing ن (@nofixedabode) September 24, 2019

Thunberg, huh? Well there you go. Manufactured from birth. Vaccine damaged [Au]tistic children are the gold the elite trade in. Her parents should be publicly spanked in a town square, maybe with a cane. Greta shouldn't be allowed to see that though. Less trauma, not more for her — Dr. Michael D/Ba'al Buster (@DrMichaelD1) September 24, 2019

“When you run out of arguments, there’s always hitting” doesn’t really seem like the greatest way to deal with children, or adults.

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