Well, the Golden Globes are over for another year and, lucky us, nothing actually horrifying happened. Here's a list of all the winners, and, in some cases, the more deserving nominees who SHOULD have won their category.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or TV Movie: Nicole Kidman, Big Little Lies

Who should have won: Nicole. Good call, Globes.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role: Sam Rockwell, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Who should have won: Good movie, good actor, but the right answer is Richard Jenkins, The Shape of Water.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy: Rachel Brosnahan, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Who should have won: Pamela Adlon, Better Things.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series, Drama: Elisabeth Moss, The Handmaid’s Tale

Who should have won: Justice for Maggie Gyllenhaal in The Deuce.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Drama: Sterling K. Brown, This is Us

Who should have won: People seem pretty happy with this one so, sure. Sterling.

Best Television Series, Drama: The Handmaid’s Tale

Who should have won: Weirdly not-stacked category over here. Out of those nominated? Handmaid's Tale, I guess. But actually it's The Leftovers, which was not nominated.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series, or TV Movie: Alexander Skarsgård, Big Little Lies

Who should have won: David Thewlis, Fargo.

Best Original Score, Motion Picture: Alexandre Desplat, The Shape of Water

Who should have won: Jonny Greenwood was ROBBED for Phantom Thread.

Best Original Song, Motion Picture: “This Is Me” — The Greatest Showman

Who should have won: Eh who cares.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy: James Franco, The Disaster Artist

Who should have won: Daniel Kaluuya, Get Out. God help me, I don't know why people are losing their shit over Franco's half-awake impression.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series, or TV Movie: Laura Dern, Big Little Lies

Who should have won: What Dern gets, she keeps.

Best Motion Picture, Animated: Coco

Who should have won: Coco. It bangs.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role: Allison Janney, I, Tonya

Who should have won: Hong Chau, who was the only good thing in Downsizing.

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture: Martin McDonagh, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Who should have won: Greta Gerwig, Lady Bird.

Best Motion Picture, Foreign Language: In the Fade (Germany / France)

Who should have won: The Square (Sweden), obviously.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or TV Movie: Ewan McGregor, Fargo

Who should have won: Oh my God, Kyle MacLachlan in Twin Peaks. How do you fuck this up? Oh my God.

Best Television Series, Musical or Comedy: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Who should have won: Bad category, so, sure. This.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series, Musical or Comedy: Aziz Ansari, Master of None

Who should have won: Aziz.

Best Director: Guillermo del Toro, The Shape of Water

Who should have won: We're on a roll! This was the right call.

Best Television Limited Series or TV Movie: Big Little Lies

Who should have won: Big Little Lies.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy: Saoirse Ronan, Lady Bird

Who should have won: Saoirse! She better get the Oscar, too!

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy: Lady Bird

Who should have won: The Greatest Showman jk jk Lady Bird.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama: Gary Oldman, Darkest Hour

Who should have won: Timothée Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name dunked on every legendary actor alive this year.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama: Frances McDormand, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Who should have won: Frances. Good as hell speech, too.

Best Motion Picture, Drama: Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Who should have won: Call Me By Your Name got snubbed in pretty much every category, so this is no surprise. Still.