"But the screen was on─""Nope, screen was busted, the motherboard was damaged, the fan was fried, the hardrive touched a magnet, and there's a worm inside of it.""…For realzies? How does a worm get inside of your computer? Did it crawl inside? Why did you leave your laptop outside on the ground if you didn't want to get any worms?""Sonata… the worm infested my computer. Once it's in, it doesn't let you do anything.""Really, because I've been seeing some pretty big worms in your phone.""Phones can't get worms, Sonata."*Grabs phone**Goes to photos*"See, there's a picture of a worm there.""That's… definitely not a worm. O//_//O""There's even a video of it wiggling around and spreading this slimey stuff─""That's a snail, Sonata."