PART 1

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[S]uzuya: Yooo! Kumano? Waking up?

[K]umano: Uhm, ehm… What’s going on? Suzuya… Why in the world are you so loud from the very morning?

S: What the… Kumano? Still asleep, I see… Quick, wake up! Here, brought you this.

K: *yaaawn* I went to bed late last night. If I don’t have plenty of my beauty sleep, I will… *yaaawn* It’s coooold…

S: Right? It’s getting pretty cold. Let’s eat together. Come, come.

K: Suuzuyaa! It’s cold, so stop it already! Cold!

S: Ehehe, Kumano you sleepy head! Anyway, start dressing up. I want a cold watermelon, so let’s use the ice I put aside.

K: Suit yourself…. Eeeeh… It was such a nice dream. Aaaah…

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[S]uzuya and [K]umano: Kantai Collection, KanColle - special CD drama

S and K: "Suzuya's and Kumano's Sandwich", starting!

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S: So sweet.

K: Isn’t it? Such a great taste.

S: Kumano… Do you like watermelons?

K: Hehe, of course I like them.

S: Riiight? Oh, a seed. Pfu, pfu.

K: What are you doing, Suzuya? Spitting in your own garden! It’s a bit vulgar!

S: Eeeeh?! Ain’t it alright? Just do it like that. Eat a watermelon at the veranda in the base and… Pfu! Pfu! Oh! Amazing, how they flew! Did you see it, Kumano? Just now!

K: I did indeed see it. But Suzuya, I’m not doing it. Fruits are refined gifts!

S: … I give up. On the other hand… I was wondering when to mention it, but…

K: What do you mean?

S: Kumano, you see… Eating watermelon with knife and fork is kinda… weird, you know?

K: This, is a formal way of eating fruits.

S: Uhm, really? Girl eating watermelon this way… Kumano’s the only one in the fleet.

K: That is certainly not true! Girls who came from the Europe also do it at Mamiya’s…

S: Uhm… That’s… That’s a bit different, ain’t it? Anyway, what are you doing with the seeds?

K: Watermelon seeds? This is how you should do it: after cutting the watermelon, you take them out with a fork before putting them in your mouth.

S: Eeeh? Are you seriously doing such a thing?

K: I don’t like when there are seeds, after putting it in my mouth…

S: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? Pfu! Pfu! Here, holding the skin… Omnomnom… Gorgeously! Pfu! Pfu! You make the seeds fly! That’s the best, ain’t it!? Aaaah… so happyyy.

K: Suzuya.

S: What?

K: It’s vulgar.

S: Uhm? That’s not true!

K: Yes, it is!!!

S: No, it ain’t!

K: It is!

S: It’s because you are weird! Anything is elegant if you eat it with knife and fork? Eh? Are you stupid?

K: Stu… What does it mean?!

S: Stupid means stupid, right? Kumano, stupid!

K: Only stupid says “stupid”!

S: Ah? Got you angry? Kumano’s a kid, eeeh? Ahaha! Kumano, stu…

K: *BAM* I! Will spend the afternoon alone!

S: Aa… Ku…mano?

K: Have a great day!

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[Y]ura: Oh! Kumano-san! Good morning.

Y: Eh?

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Y: Uuuhm…

S: Oooh! Yuracchi! Mornin’!

Y: Suzuya-san, sorry for intruding on your day off. Admiral’s asking about the 7th Squadron task planned for the beginning of the week…

S: Ooh, the data. Thank you!

Y: Uuuhm… What happened to Kumano-san?

S: Aaah, it’s nothing. She’s out shopping for a bit.

Y: Ah.. Oh, yes… Here’s the data.

S: Oh, got it!

Y: Well then… Yura’s going back.

S: Aaaye! Thanks for work!

Y: … Suzuya-san.

S: ‘Sup?

Y: Is everything fine?

S: What’s… Everything’s fine!

Y: Then… I’ll see myself out.

S: Aaaye! Good workie! Say hi to admiral!

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S: Everything’s fine… it’s fine…

S: Stupid Kumano…

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PART 2

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[Asa]shio: I think that this is unacceptable, Suzuya-san.

S: Eh? Is that so?

Asa: Yes! If Asashio may offer her opinion, Suzuya-san should take the initiative and apologize.

S: Eeeh, so it's like this after all... Ooshiocchi, what do you think?

[O]oshio: Yes! Oshio thinks you should apologize, like ageage! Ageage!

[TL note: アゲアゲactually means "in high spirits" or "lively", but seeing how it's Ooshio's catchphrase, I think it's better to leave it as is]

S: Uhm... what is... ageage apology?

[M]ichishio: Hmpf! What are you saying? Just drop it, what's wrong with telling the truth?

[TL note: She literally says: "What's wrong with telling fool that they're a fool?"]

S: But... Kumano's not... stupid... at all...

M: Whaaaa? Suzuya-san said so herself! So stupid!

O: That's right! Ageage!

M: Don't you dare pulling back!

[Ara]shio: Ara, ara... Michishio-chan is getting over-excited too. It's just a friendly bickering. At such times you... hehehe.

S: Oooh, yes, yes! What should you do at such times, hmm?

Ara: Hehehe, at such tiiiimes, right... You should put your honest feelings into deeds, I believe.

S: I get it... Wait... What exactly should I do?

Ara: Hehehe. Give her... For example... Some kinda thing she likes, riiight?

S: Ooooh, this is good, innit! Something Kumano likes, eeeeh? I get it... Uuuhm... Something Kumano likes... Thing... she likes...

Asa: DesDiv8, assemble! Before noon we're weighing anchor. Sortieing to Bashi Channel!

DesDiv8: Yes, sir!

Asa: Well then, Suzuya-san, we're praying for your victory! We'll take our leave now.

S: Woah, yes. Thanks, right! You helped me a lot!

Asa: Well then.

M: Yes, yes... You guys, do it properly!

Ara: Suzuya-san has it hard too it seems...

O: Oshio's is always ageage!

Asa: I promise, this mission will surely become successful!

M: Over-enthusiastic as always, aren't you? So... Bashi it is then?

O: AGEAGE!

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S: Eeeeeeh... I'm somewhat tired... But, it seems right... Apologizing, eh? Putting it into deeds, eh? Aaaah... Her favourite thing...

S: Wut?! Aah, Bari, sorry!

Yuu[B]ari: Don't worry, nothing happened. This meal is also safe, and the soup isn't overflowing either.

S: Sooorry... I was lost in thought, didn't see you there... Lunch already? Ain't it a tad early?

B: There's something I want to try with Akashi at the arsenal during the lunch break, that's why so fast... Oh? Isn't it rare! You're not with Kumano-san?

S: Ya see... that's...

B: Oooh... I get it, I think... Kumano-san has walked out on you...

S: Mhm. That's how it goes. Then... Apologizing directly is a bit embarrassing, don't ya think?

S: Aaaah... That was a feast... Soo great! Hey, you listening?

B: Ah, ah, ah, sorry. I'm listening, I'm listening. It certainly sounds quite difficult...

S: Inniiit? That's why I'm going to put my feelings into deeds, yeah... I'll prepare Kumano's favourite thing... well... Something like this... Sounds good, right?

B: Yes, yes! I think it's good! Moreover, I wonder if doing it by yourself wouldn't be good. It'll show all your feelings then.

S: By myself?

B: Yep!

S: Handmade?

B: Mhm! Wouldn't it make her happy, if you made it yourself?

S: Uhm... Hmm... It might work.

B: Then, it's decided! Tell me how did it work later, ok?

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Yuudachi [P]: Pooooooooi!

S: It's not "poooi", you see... Wanna talk about what you think will make Kumano happy in this case, but...

P: Uhm... If it's about Yuudachi... hmm... Food makes me happy, poi!!!

S: Food, huuuh?

P: Poi! There's no shipgirl who'd hate tasty food, poi!

S: Ooh, I get it! It sure seems like this... Wait... Does it?

Shigure [PTSD]: I think it's a good idea too. Now, Kumano-san...

S: What, what? Shigurecchi, say it already!

PTSD: Oh, it's something that Suzuya-san knows the best... I'm pretty sure Kumano-san loves sandwiches.

S: Aaah! You're right!

PTSD: If it's a handmade sandwich, filled with Suzuya's feelings, Kumano-san will surely be delighted, I think.

P: Mhm! Delighted, poi!

S: Handmade sandwiches... As expected of Shigure of Sasebo, great idea, ain't it!?

PTSD: I'm not really from Sasebo, but I'm happy to help.

[TL note: she literally says "Sasebo's unrelated"/"Sasebo has nothing to do with it", but as Shigure was built in Uraga, I decided to go with this translation]

S: Mhm! If it's sandwiches, even Suzuya can make them! Yooooshi! Doing it! Thanksies! Eheh!

P: She ran way with all she has, poi!

PTSD: There's no rain that doesn't stop, you see... Suzuya-san, give it your best!

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S: That's right! Handmade sandwiches! It looks good! I can do it!

S: Just you look, Kumano! Suzuya's handmade sandwiches' power! Yooooshi!

S: This fight's already won!

S: I'll freakin' make them! KUMANOOOOOO!

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PART 3

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S: Yoshi! Got all the ingredients from the canteen! Irako-chan lent me a bit, buuuut...

S: Meeh, it's fine! Yooooshi! Let's do it! Battle of Suzuya's roasted beef sandwiches!

S: Frying pan, ready! Fire, begin!

S: Next iiiis... uuuuhm... Ah! Recipe, recipe... This page!

S: First, a whole lot of this beef shoulder! Ooh, it's kinda impressive... Add salt and pepper... Now, the seasoning...

S: Uuuf... On the frying pan you go!

S: It's not Kobe beef, but it still looks great, doesn't it? Getting such meat is logistically impossible! No can do!

S: Mmmm, doesn't it smell great? It seems to be going great!

S: Ah! Turn it ooo-ver! Grill it until it turns brown to keep the good taste... Mhm, mhm... Understoood!

S: Aaaaaah... It looks so good! Suzuya's a genius after all! Just you look, Kumanooo!

S: Aaah... It smells so good already! Such a thing!

S: Hmmmm... Move it off the fire, and off the frying pan... Wrap in aluminum foil...

S: Ou-, ou-, ouch! Still hot! Hot, hot, hot! Uuuf... Ahhh... I made iiiit...

S: Nooow... Wrap it in paper, leave it be for 10 minutes, so the less fried parts heat up too...

S: Yoooshi! Lookin' goooood! Next is... Uuuhm...

[K]umano: Making the gravy sauce of course!

S: Eh? What? Ah? Ku... Kumano?!

K: Suzuya's so dishonest...

[TL note: can also be understood as "Suzuya's so cold/stand-offish"]

S: Eh?!

K: Trying to make handmade roast beef sandwiches, to patch things between us!

S: Uhm... yeah... you see...

K: However! This smell! Aaah... This fragrant, yet elegant smell!

K: Without a doubt! It's Kobe beef's aroma!

S: Eh?

K: Trying to make handmade roasted Kobe beef sandwiches, to patch things between us!

S: Uhm... Uuuuhm... You see... Kumano...

K: I... I am deeply moved! Unfortunately, I got angry over some small thing... I... I wonder if I'm some intolerant shipgirl...

K: I regret it... Comparing to this, Suzuya did so splendidly!

S: Uuuuuhm...

K: As expected of my Suzuya!

S: Ehehe, I wouldn't be so sure... Well, it's all good! It's as you're saying, Kumanoooo! Ahahahah! Ahahaha! Haha...

K: Well then, Suzuya! High quality roast beef is decided by the gravy sauce! Let's quickly make some!

S: Kumano, what the... So knowledgable, aren't you? Well then, how to make this sauce properly?

K: Oh god, I have no idea! I've seen its name in some book!

S: What the... But, no worries, I borrowed a cooking book from Irako-chan, so... This one here! Nooow, this... Next is this, ain't it?

K: Can we take the same frying pan you used to fry the meet, now?

S: It looks so! Hmmm, a bit of sliced garlic.

K: Understood!

S: Next, peel one onion...

K: I'll do it!... Su-Suzuyaaaaaa!

S: What's wrong, Kumano?!

K: Waaa... What... I'm tearing up a lot... My eyes... My eyes... Waa...

S: Aaah... That's because it's onion. Garlic from before, table spoon of butter... Add it to juices remaining on the pan.

K: Uwawawa... D-done.

S: Next, a bit over a table spoon of wheat!

K: Adding properly measured amount! Wooooo↑ooooah↓!

S: No need to strain yourself so much, just enough is fine. Next is... a bay leaf, huh...

K: What are we supposed to do... There's no such thing here.

S: Oh, it's fine. We'll just omit it this time. Now, let's just fry it before the flour gets all lumpy.

K: Mmmm, isn't it a great aroma?

S: Well... Now, ketchup and Worcester sauce, somewhat a lot, one table spoon of each... Next is... AH! Damn it!

K: What happened?

S: Now we need some white wine for finishing touches... Damn, we have nooone...

K: Su-zu-yaaa.

S: Hmm?

K: Suzuya, don't fret! It's a vintage white wine!

S: Oooooh! Isn't it awesome, Kumano?! How did you do it? Somewhat good looking, imported, Italian what wine, ain't it?

K: When I was running around, crying...

S: Mhm, mhm!

K: I've bumped into a Europe-born heavy cruiser person who recently joined the fleet, you see.

S: Mhm, I kinda understand it, Kumano.

K: When I told her about our morning incident, she said "At times like this, there's no other way", and presented me with this.

S: Pola... Youuuu...

K: With this white wine, the two of us can put the finishing touches to our gravy sauce!

S: Well, whatever... We're saved! Kumano, you can have a large cup at best, right?

K: Yep! Oh, could you add a little bit more?

S: Uuuhm, that's... Oh, well, whatever!

S: Yoshi! Lastly, salt and pepper to adjust the taste!

S: Kumano, how's it? Aaaahm!

K: Aaahm!

S: So, how is it?

K: Sooo gooood...

S: REALLY?! I did it, didn't I!

K: Suzuya should test the taste too! Here, aaaaahm!

S: Eh? It's a bit embarrassing, so I'm fine.

K: What are you saying now? Here, aaahm!

S: Eeeh... No way around it... Aaaahm. Oh! Isn't it great?! Oh, it's already such time? The mean should be ready any moment now. Kumano, try opening it.

K: I have a good feeling about it! Can I cut it already?

S: Mhm, try making thin slices!

K: Got it!

S: Now,

K: Is something like this fine?

S: Ooou, lookin' good! Now then, let's slice the bread! I've only prepared a baguette, you fine with it?

K: So stylish!

S: Mix the western salt with butter and spread it on the bread!

K: Everything's ready!

S: A lot of lettuce, add!

K: Handmade roast beef, add!

S: Cheese, add! Some more lettuce, add!

K: Close it with a slice of bread!

S: Cut it in two parts, in the middle!

K+S: Done! It's complete!

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PART 4

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[K]umano: Suzuya! It looks so tasty!

[S]uzuya: Mhm! Let's try our handmade roast beef sandwiches!

K: This... This is...

S: Oooooh!

K: So great!

S: No way! It's so great, I can't believe it!

K: As expected of Suzuya!

S: It's because Kumano helped me!

K: It is so, right... Then: as expected of us!

Yuu[B]ari: Suzuya-san, Kumano-san, coming in!

K: Oh, Yuubari-san!

S: Bari! Handmade cooking is the best!

B: Something to fit with the summer! This yuubari melon! Dropping off! Whaat? You've already made up! Faaaast!

S: Uhm, here, look! We've made handmade sandwiches with Kumano! Want a bite?

B: Whooaa, you sure? Thanks for the meal!

K: How is it?

B: Omnomnom... Soo good! Even though I ate dinner already, I'll take a bite!

B: Aaaahm! Yup! So good! Seems I'll be getting an unnecessary bulge...

S: Bari, thanksies for the melon! It's a precious gift, so let's try eating it with fork and knife!

K: This time, I wanna try eating wit my hands and spitting the seeds!

B: Hahaha! But, you usually take out the seeds before eating a melon, so you don't need to spit them out, you see!

[Y]ura: Sorry for intruding... Suzuya-san, are you here?

S: Ooh! Yuracchi! Eh?! Admiral too?

K: Admiral? What's happened?

Y: Aah... Kumano-san! I'm happy you made up!

Y: After hearing about your fight, admiral got worried too...

Y: Oh? What's that nice smell? Were you cooking something?

S: But, of course! The two of us!

K: The two of us made roasted Kobe beef sandwiches, of course!

S: Yeah... That's right... Just... slightly different?

Y: Amazing! Wonderful, isn't it?

K: Handmade Kobe beef sandwiches of these Suzuya and Kumano, are very juicy and healthy! Yura-san, Admiral, please do not hesitate!

S: Ah, right! Try it, try it!

Y: You sure? They look great! Thanks for the meal, 'kay? Then... Aaahm! Ooooh! Soo good!

K: Admiral, you too, eat up... Here...

S+K: Aaahm!

S: How's it, admiral? Tasty?

K: How is it?

S: It sure seems so, right!?

K: It certainly does.

S: It's because Suzuya and Kumano made them together!

K: It's decided then!

S+K: Right, admiral!?

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ENDING

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Yuubari: Stage appearances.

Suzuya: Heavy cruiser, Suzuya.

Kumano: Heavy cruiser, Kumano.

Yuubari: Light cruiser, Yuubari.

Yura: Light cruiser, Yura.

Shigure: Destroyer, Shigure.

Yuudachi: Destroyer, Yuudachi.

Asashio: Destroyer, Asashio.

Ooshio: Destroyer, Ooshio.

Arashio: Destroyer, Arashio.

Michishio: Destroyer, Michishio.

Suzuya: Voice actors.

Together: Delivered by:

Suzuya: Bridcutt Sarah Emi and...

Yuudachi: Tanibe Yumi