Sen. Ted Cruz successfully repossessed his Dr Pepper fridge which was brazenly stolen earlier this year by Sen. Ben Sasse. The fridge looks to have survived its ordeal, but check out the corn lobbyist graffiti plastered to the sides of it now. Shameful.

“Sir, that’s our corn fridge,” said the unidentified Sen Sasse staffer.

“Texas remember,” retorted Sen. Cruz:

Hey @TedCruz — can’t believe you’d just take our corn fridge that we’ve definitely always had and did not steal pic.twitter.com/4t3kUqfZ4x — Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) May 8, 2019

And here’s the version from Sen. Cruz’s office complete with soundtrack and Zodiac killer mural:

Repossessing our @DrPepper fridge after Ben Sasse absconded with it… pic.twitter.com/WNKeBauzjF — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 8, 2019

Victory.

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