Good news everybody, if you like your eco-genocide, you can keep your eco-genocide. (Not so much your doctor or health care, that would interfere with the eco-genocide.)

Earth Needs Fewer People to Beat Climate Crisis, Scientists Say - Bloomberg

Good, let's start with the "scientists". Which of them will be the first to report to the disintegration chamber? Bueller? Bueller?

No, they're too valuable in the cause of saving us from the imaginary crisis that covers all their grant money. It's the peasants who must reduce their numbers or the sun god will strike us down with his terrible fury for defying mother nature with the technology that actual scientists have created.

More than 11,000 experts from around the world are calling for a critical addition to the main strategy of dumping fossil fuels for renewable energy: there needs to be far fewer humans on the planet.

We could have 11,000 fewer of them right now if they just put their money where their mouths are.

“We declare, with more than 11,000 scientist signatories from around the world, clearly and unequivocally that planet Earth is facing a climate emergency,” the scientists wrote in a stark warning published Tuesday in the journal BioScience.

Climate emergency is the new Orwellian term, after wearing out "climate change" and "global warming" and "the sky is falling".

Also that ice age that never happened.

Meanwhile the brilliant scientists seem to have messed up every URL for their original signatures at https://scientistswarning.forestry.oregonstate.edu/climate-signators. I blame global warming.

An archived version of the Alliance of World Scientists site shows that the signatories include luminaries like "A. Falih, Haider Geochemistry Nature Iraq Organization" and "Abbas, Sawaid Postdoc - Remote Sensing, The Hong Kong Polytechnic University", and "Albor, Xiana Sustainability Advisor & Production Manager, Tamboura Films."

Come on guys, the sustainability adviser to Tamboura Films signed on to this. We've gotta go to the gas chamber now to save the planet for Prince Harry, Greta Thunberg and Al Gore.