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Interview with teacher's union official.

00:00 - 00:05 You know it is really all about our selfless love of children.

00:05 - 00:07 Phrase it that way and no one can oppose us.

00:07 - 00:10 It is all for the love of children.

00:11 - 00:16 Every politician has to agree or be labeled as anti children.

00:17 - 00:21 And we are taking all the money from the parents.

00:21 - 00:24 All of it!

00:26 - 00:28 They have no choice.

00:29 - 00:31 The parents are broke. Who cares?

00:31 - 00:34 Some of them are working 2 jobs.

00:38 - 00:41 While we are off all summer!

00:41 - 00:47 And every holiday. Even the made up ones!

00:47 - 00:50 And we make the parents do our jobs.

00:50 - 00:56 We send homework home every night.

00:58 - 00:59 Imagine them trying to help with homework every night.

00:59 - 01:01 We tell them what to do.

01:04 - 01:06 Meanwhile we convince the kids their parents are horrible.

01:06 - 01:08 When we are done with them the parents barely know them!

01:13 - 01:14 They get pregnant, do drugs and learn to steal.

01:14 - 01:16 And we charge them money for this.

01:16 - 01:20 And they must pay or we take their house!

01:21 - 01:27 We are never responsible. Even if they graduate and can not read.

01:35 - 01:36 And that is just the start.

01:36 - 01:39 Then we convince them to go to college!

01:41 - 01:44 Now this is where the real money comes in.

01:44 - 01:47 We charge tens of thousands of dollars.

01:47 - 01:49 These kids will be making payments for life.

01:50 - 01:53 Struggling at a retail job to pay for a philosophy degree.

01:54 - 01:56 Or art history.

01:56 - 01:58 And the government backs us every step of the way.

01:58 - 02:02 We are the central focus of life.

02:05 - 02:08 And why not.

02:10 - 02:11 If we want a multi million dollar swimming pool, we buy it!

02:11 - 02:14 Football stadiums too.

02:15 - 02:17 Throw grandma in the street so Johnny can play quarterback!

02:17 - 02:20 Its not our money! Its all free!

02:21 - 02:28 And then these kids get out of college and can barely afford to live with all the student loans.

02:29 - 02:30 Then they buy a house.

02:30 - 02:33 Yes. So they pay for that tax too.

02:36 - 02:41 They are working just to pay us.

02:40 - 02:44 We got it made.

02:50 - 02:55 And if they have children, we advise them to start saving.

02:56 - 02:59 So they can send their child to college.

02:59 - 03:04 Of course. The system is endless.

03:04 - 03:09 And all this knowledge is available for free on the internet.

03:09 - 03:11 Thank God no one has figured this out yet.

03:16 - 03:20 Kids we taught are not smart enough to figure this out.

03:23 - 03:26 We like to keep them dumb and paying.