Compared with the $25 million fund-raising hauls that Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren reported in the third quarter of 2019, everyone else’s totals were bound to seem small. But the other Democratic presidential candidates might take some solace in the fact that they’re doing better than Wayne Messam.

Mr. Messam — the mayor of Miramar, Fla., who is in fact, contrary to appearances, still running for president — reported raising $5 from July through September.

Yes, you read that right: five (5) dollars, as in not enough money to buy a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte in New York City.

But Mr. Messam’s campaign, against all odds, is still operating with a surplus, because according to its Federal Election Commission filing on Tuesday, it spent $0 in the third quarter.