Sexual Euphemisms That Won’t Catch On

Taking the F train to Queens

Getting a quart of milk and a carton of eggs from the store

Forgetting to pick up your sister from soccer practice

Paying extra for refills

Trying on the sweater Nana sent you

Dropping the car off at the mechanics

De-boning the salmon fillet

Rewinding the tape before returning it

Double-bagging the trash

Checking the tire pressure

Separating your colors and whites before doing the laundry

Getting overcharged on the cheese

Flipping that jackass the bird after he cut you off on the parkway

Compounding 4 percent interest annually

Lather, rinse, and repeating

Keeping up with current events

Buying pants at Marshalls

Ordering Chinese for lunch

Signaling before changing lanes