My cat died seven years ago and i keep in in my fridge. It has recently scared off my girlfriend and is making me lose followers on twitter each time I post a picture of it. I feel like if I resurrect Whiskers and post a picture of him online my friends will stop calling me a "murder-hungry sociopath". Please help, I've tried ancient chants but they just seem to make my neighbors angry at me for making too much noise.

Thanks!