A fucking awesome book, Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. I read it in under a week and went out to buy the sequel too. Fuck yes. A mother fucking SPACE PEN with fucking $5.00 ink so you know that shit's classy, and it's tiny so I can carry it around in my PIMPIN' suit without worrying about any bulges but the one that counts. And a motherfucking SPACE JOURNAL. It works in space! Hundreds of blank pages and a fucking pocket for my note shit. Motherfucker has a bookmark BUILT IN and I know you all ain't got that shit because I'm a classy motherfucker.

No, in all seriousness, though. My Secret Santa is a BAD ASS. So fuck yeah. Will add photos when I'm done hyperventilating from the awesome.