This is the most obnoxious and ill informed piece of tripe I’ve seen in months. Aside from the fact that when you click on this link, the only source for these “claims” is one right wing Blog, not an actual news source that adheres to some code of journalistic ethics…but this same picture has been floating around the internet for 5 years, popping up whenever the discussion of raising the minimum wage in the name of humanity arises. It has been thoroughly debunked.

Also, I gotta love the plug on the picture for AmericanStrong.com. Funny, I never saw that web address posted on a picture of all our jobs going to China and Indonesia! Strange what people consider a threat to our nations “Strength”….



So…listen up, you shit kicking anti-American twat whistlers; If minimum wage was 2 dollars an hour, these kiosks would still replace the workers eventually. Just as they did in grocery stores with self check out lanes over a decade ago. Management is always looking to eliminate jobs, especially with technology, regardless of how low the wages are.

So tell me…how much cheaper are prices at the grocery store since they installed self checkout lanes? Hmm? When computers eliminated over 60% of office and clerical jobs, did the price of anything go down?

When hydraulic machines and robots and outsourcing parts to 3rd world countries eliminated 10’s of millions of jobs…did the cost of your car or appliance go down? Hmm? Why is it when management eliminates more and more labor, under this MYTH that “its just not sustainable,” do the prices of everything…. GO UP?

When we dropped from nearly 50% of a unionized workforce to barely 10%, while the top tax rate plummeted from 91% to 34%…did everything get cheaper? Did it trickle down? Hmmm? Why not? Hmmm?



And when Business has you stupid pigs using kiosks…at what point will they decide you are such pathetic dumb cattle, they can have you PAYING THEM to flip your own burgers, and mix your own drinks, and running up to the counter in a restaurant to carry your plate of food back to your table? HMMMM?

Anyone who is against raising the minimum wage to a livable wage…that is, A WAGE WHERE YOU DON’T QUALIFY FOR WELFARE SOMEHOW AFTER PUTTING 40+ HOURS IN A WEEK…please explain to me how you can run that stupid fucko mouth of yours about the horrors of welfare and taxes, yet defend welfare wages?

Here’s a fact, you reprehensible, self loathing, pin-dicked, flappy cunted, perfectly designed imbeciles…we can save our government over 500 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR by raising the minimum wage to a level where *GASP!*….a full time employee won’t qualify for welfare!

And *GASP!*….they will spend more money and create more jobs! You know how you slobbering germanic dopes claim to love capitalism so much? Well, then I don’t have to tell you that CONSUMERS create demand, and the more PURCHASING POWER the consumer base has, the more they spend…and the more they spend, the more demand there is…and if there is demand…THERE’S MORE FUCKING JOBS AND SHIT.

I know, I know…you thought a gaggle of rich people were the job creators. They just hire 500 people and make them sit in a factory, warehouse or cubicle somewhere until some asshole on the street decides they’ll try their service or product. It’s a charity, really, and that’s why we should be eternally grateful to them. Yes, that’s what you thought.

You thought this because you are genetically deficient boobs.

But no, that is not how it works. It’s really not rocket science. If all your bosses cut your wages in half tomorrow to maximize profits, tell me…what would you have to STOP buying immediately? Would you even be able to keep your house?

In the year 2000, I worked as a laborer on a rough carpentry crew. Outside in Michigan, through the cold of winter and the heat of summer, slipping and sloshing through ice and mud with several pounds of lumber over my shoulder. It seemed like great pay at the time, hopping from a minimum wage job of 5.15 an hour to 9 bucks an hour.

Of course, I hadn’t factored in the cost of gas, and wear and tear, for a modest beater as I traveled 15 miles to one sight for a few weeks…30 miles to another sight for a few weeks. After taxes, it was roughly 280 bucks a week.

FIFTEEN YEARS LATER, guess what that same job pays? 9 bucks an hour. I would’ve never made it during the Great George W. Gas Rape of 2007-08.

In 2005, I moved furniture for a moving company. This is a job so physically demanding, out of 20 people the company hired, 2 would still be around at the end of their first week…if they were lucky. This wonderfully dangerous job with no benefits paid a whopping 10 bucks an hour.

TEN YEARS LATER, guess what that same job pays? 10 bucks an hour. So hey, you vapid twunts…maybe…just maybe…a fifteen dollar an hour minimum wage isn’t too much. Maybe your job ain’t paying you enough.

I KNOW, I know…it’s absurd! For me to imply that your employer doesn’t give a shit if you live or die, well, that ain’t cherry pie! I mean, it’s not as if the government had to force them to give you health insurance so you don’t go bankrupt for committing the crime of getting cancer.

And I get it. You are being exploited, and you’re just now realizing it. But rather than admit you are nothing but an expendable, replaceable, borderline obsolete peasant in the serfdom you’ve been trained to worship, you’d rather kick down at the folks just below you.

Tell me…when you share anti-minimum wage posts and memes on your social media, do you tag your supervisor and grin like a polish junkie? Do you repeatedly badger them, asking “See? Can you see me? Did you see what I did?” in the hopes he might grant you the pleasure of valeting his car outside the evangelical megachurch, where he purchases nude pictures of your underage daughter (or son) from your preacher?

Does a wink or a nod from your master cause premature ejaculation? Have you ever just showed up at their doorstep and offered your spouse for a sexual service or strange beating? Just how far are you shameless, spineless pathetic jellyfish suckasses willing to go?

You rally against non-existent Marxism and communism, confusing any generous or kind act as such, while simultaneously applauding Business as they dismantle one industry after another and send them to Communist China. You mash your obese greasy fingers against your I-device made by those yellow commies, snarling against welfare on Facebook and Twitter, as you stomp around Walmart laboriously from one aisle of foreign Maoist goods to the next, not realizing the “lazy nigger on welfare” you blame every problem on is actually the 46 year old white mother ringing up your penile fungus cream.

Walmart could afford to pay their employees 15 an hour by simply raising the cost of their macaroni and cheese 50 cents. “But that’s communism or something!” And you are an unamerican piece of shit. A reprehensible fat pig. A self loathing insignificant rat, projecting your inadequacies on anyone who appears weaker or lesser than you.

Because THAT’S EASY, ISN’T IT? It might actually take a spine, and principles, some courage, or god forbid, an act of selflessness to kick UP instead of down. Good for you! You took a shit on a poor man. Take a piss in their eyes while you’re up on your barely middle class throne, you brave patriot! Doesn’t that feel good? Maybe you’ll eventually get a thirst for strangling puppies, or cutting elderly people at a bus stop. Whatever gets the juices flowing in your gens, right?

And spare me the “bad experience” anecdotes you had at Burger King. Listen up, shitlords…Y

And as a result, they cant be picky and choosy and hold their own employees to any standard…because if they do, they wont have any employees. So instead, you the customer deals with it, because the company you’re giving your money to doesn’t give a fuck about you.

If they did, they’d pay their workers well so they could demand a standard from them and ensure the best service for their customers. Let’s not pretend there isn’t already a social pariah surrounding these jobs that you anti-wagers contribute to daily. They have been ridiculed, laughed at, and viewed as a symbol of failure. Online, in the press, and on the television these workers are diminished and taunted. AND YOU ARE SURPRISED YOU GET BAD SERVICE, YOU FUCKING DOPES?

Its not enough they get paid shit, so you rancid mongoloids expect them to also punch in every day under shame and misery. If this was 1860, I think we know just who would be getting a boner over holding a whip. I hope the horror stories of waiting for 10 minutes and overcooked meat patties change into “Dairy Queen gave me hepatitis!” Because you people deserve hepatitis.

You’re only one illness..one tragedy…one recession…one lay off…one oopsy away from applying for a bridge card and a job at McDonalds.

You ain’t better than nobody. You ain’t special. You ain’t significant.

You’re just a giant farting cunt.

