THE boy who will be Britain’s next Labour Prime Minister in 2056 turned 10 years old yesterday.

Nathan Muir, from Durham, who will enter Downing Street with a working majority of 15 following the collapse of a Tory/SNP coalition, celebrated with cake, crisps and fizzy drinks he is not normally allowed.

In four decades time he will lead the Labour Party to victory as a society on the verge of economic collapse turns to them in despair. Today, however, his party involved him and his friends all dressed as Minions.

Muir, who enjoyed Pass The Parcel best about yesterday, will end Boris Johnson’s 30 year reign in power, re-elected repeatedly because the electorate thought it was amusing that he was so rubbish.

However, with unemployment at 10 million and no end to the war with Canada in sight, Britain turned to Muir, who today said he had a tummy ache from too many Haribos.

Muir, whose slogan will ‘hope and change for hardworking people’ will be unseated after 10 years as PM by Liberal Democrat Nikki Hollis, as yet unborn.

Hollis will surrender to Canada and lie about scrapping tuition fees.