Whether you're happy with the Mass Effect 3 extended cut or still pissed about it all, there's no denying that the whole ending debacle has led to some pretty good humor.


The Mass Effect 3 Rejects profile has been going strong since well before the Extended Cut, regaling the world with what might have been, had the game been a bit different... and a lot weirder and funnier.

Whoever writes the feed has been on something of a tear lately, with some truly funny stuff going out lately. Here are a few of my favorites:

There used to be a Storify embed here, but Storify doesn’t exist anymore.


Ha! I don't know why that Jacob one cracks me up like it does. Stupid Jacob. Jacob Jacob Jacob.

G/O Media may get a commission First Bag Free

(Thanks, Sarah.)