Third Eye Open Graduate Poster



Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,400

I'm sorry, but you have it backwards.



It is the fact that things fall that is unnatural. Look in space, everything floats!

The reason we don't float down here on earth is because something is holding us to the ground.



That's right, intelligent falling. The only logical alternative to gravity. Curvy space? Bent time? This is all non-sense. Any rational person can see that someone must be holding us down!



And for any being to be holding us down, he must have LOTS of arms, or appendages.



The evidence of this can be seen from the fact that humans have been getting taller. This is because there is more of us now, and it is more difficult for him to push down on all of us as hard. Therefor midgets are obviously chosen.



Think about it? What kind of being could have enough appendages to hold us all to the earth, and appendages that are flexible enough to follow us wherever we go and get all tangled with each other.



Obviously it is none other than Our LORD the Flying Spaghetti Monster.



May HIS Red Sauce run thick, always



RAmen.