So what happens when the benighted folks at Planned Parenthood try to put in a good word on behalf of a class of people being oppressed by the Trump Administration, but you don’t get the terminology just right? You get this:

First, this is how you get more Trump.

Second, what will the identity left do when they find out that computers are bound to a binary digital process? I can hear it now: “We must free computers from binary oppression! End binary computing now!”

Finally, just how are going to go about fixing Shakespeare?

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers/sisters/non-binary/in-between beings/and just plain confused soldiers;

For he (or she, them/they; we/us; zir/hir) to-day that sheds his /her/its blood with me

Shall be my brother/sister/fellow-being/significant other; be he/she/it/whatever ne’er so vile,

This day shall gentle his/her/zir/mir condition:

And gentle men (there are no gentlemen) in England now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here excluded by the patriarchy,

And hold their manhoods non-indicative genitalia cheap whiles any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day