Betsy got tired of waiting for the gunsucking cowards in Congress to get off their asses and save some lives, so she decided to take matters into her own sticky, chalky hands.

Gunhumpers love their deadly fetish objects so much that they bring them everywhere they go, and usually do a really shitty job of securing them. This is not so good for the 100 kids who Second Amendment themselves to death every year, but the silver lining is that it does help make Betsy’s job much easier.

Unlocked cars are a great place to find any kind of gun a Betsy might want, fromhandguns to AR-15s. Betsy helpfully reminded this gun owner former gun owner of the cold, hard statistical truth:

Garages can also offer a wealth of weapons to literally anyone who happens to stroll by. Irresponsible gunlicking fuckwits, take note: if you can’t keep your fucking guns out of the wrong fucking hands, they will end up in Betsy’s.

Anybetsy can play this game — it’s fun and easy! The best part is that you don’t even really have to look all that hard before you start finding killing machines left lying around somewhere where a fragile man-child or a violent felon or a kid can pick ’em up -public bathrooms, parks, even Disney World!

Make sure to take trophy pics:

And of course, no gun-grabbing gala would be complete without a trip to the foundry at the end of the day:

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Betsy’s original post about her gun-melting errands alarmed the ammosexual army so much that they had a collective attack of the vapors, such that their bodices had to be loosened and smelling salts fetched immediately:

The mere idea of having to lock their killing machines away from Betsy’s chalk-dusted hands filled them with such righteous wrath that they sought redress from the highest levels of national security:

SHIT, BETSIES! THE FEDS WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!!

Plenty of Responsible Law-Abidin’ Good Guys got their knickers in a knot when Betsy schooled them in basic gun safety — like Dale here, who helpfully told her where to find his guns:

As always, there were plenty of well-reasoned factual arguments, supported by credible evidence:

Finally, the whole shit-sundae was topped with the delightful cherry that is BearingArms.com’s own post about Betsy’s activities. Do yourself a favor and read it. Right now.

Gunfuckers are right to be terrified. Betsy loves the warm glow of melting steel so much that no gun is safe. Lock them up, assholes, or Betsy will do it for you. She’s fearless, stealthy, and in your garage right now.

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Betsy F. Yerguns is but one Betsy among legions who are coming for your guns. She’s written a highly instructive tome, Busting Gun Nuts: 25 Stupid Gun Arguments and How to Refute Them, available in print and on Kindle.