These comedians are the butt of every joke.

Long Island City’s “Naked Comedy” show features comics that do stand-up in their birthday suits.

The 90-minute show every three months at The Creek and the Cave Restaurant and Bar on Jackson Avenue showcases seven comedians in the buff, plus an opening set by producer Alison Klemp.

Klemp, 29, strips down to her red heels, and says “it’s like an adrenaline rush equivalent to sky-diving.”

Billy Procida’s jokes once fell limp in front of a special guest.

“I bombed in front of the woman I lost my virginity to,” the 27-year-old funnyman recalled.

“I invited her to the show and she came with a few of her friends. It was so bad. I just remember getting off stage and being like ‘F–k, that’s just devastating.’ It’s even worse because you don’t know which part of you is bombing: your c- -k or your jokes.”

Oddly, Procida — host of “The Manwhore Podcast” — gained confidence after being stripped of all dignity.

“That’s the worst thing that can happen to you on stage ever,” he said. “Since then, I’m not afraid to go on stage anymore. It couldn’t be worse than that.”

‘Stand-up comics are all addicted to the same drug: stage time. Doing this is the most extreme version of that same drug.’ - Kaytlin Bailey, who has performed naked a dozen times

Kaytlin Bailey, 30, the show’s founder who has performed a dozen times, said, “Stand-up comics are all addicted to the same drug: stage time. Doing this is the most extreme version of that same drug.”

She said telling jokes butt-naked helped her overcome stage fright.

“Once you perform stand-up naked in front of 100 of your peers, nothing is really scary anymore,” said Bailey. “You’ve already lived through the nightmare.”

The show was first staged as a farewell party for Bailey’s friend, but proved so successful that The Creek and the Cave’s owner, Rebecca Trent, asked to make it a staple.

Klemp said the show isn’t meant to be sexy.

“I dare someone to maintain an erection through the show,” she said. “It’s not sexual; it’s just an interesting experience for everyone.”

Audience members are also encouraged to undress, “to create a ‘we’re all in this together’ atmosphere,” said Bailey. But the only images allowed are mental ones — photos are strictly prohibited.

“We’ve had a few people try and hit on the comics after the show, but for the most part the audience is very supportive,” said Klemp.

Comedian Joel Walkowski will have his nude debut at the next show, on Friday.

“It’s tough not to worry about bombing – whether it’s jokes or my body – but I’m a good comedian with Adonis’ physique so it should be a good time,” he said.