I am not in a pissy mood. I just happened to select some horrible films recently. I promise.

Let's start out with the one positive. I am not a fan of MTV-style editing per se, but the cinematography was slick and pristine. The editing was engaging, despite it being targeted toward the ADHD demographic.

It's too bad the story, actors, and director were beyond horrible. Mads Mikkelsen has done some great films. This is not one of them. The amount of violence + other distasteful things adds up to pure trash.

The premise is one of the worst cliches: A person takes one last job before retirement. Please, if anyone is thinking about making a film along these lines, think again. Do not put a new spin on it. Just don't go for this cliché. I'm thanking you in advance.

Vegan alert:

-Flashback to a dead dog

-A girl wears a tacky animal coat