Christians: Evolution a fairytale for grownups

A babbling bunch of Bible Bangers is trying to convince America that evolution is no more real than Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy and they are offering a reward to anyone that can come up with proof of an “evolved” creature. Check out this review by Reverend HutchaHutcha:

The other day I was channel surfing when I happened across the funniest show on television. Of course I speak of The Way of The Master on the Trinity Broadcast Network. The first time I ever saw the show I was sprawled out on my couch on a Saturday afternoon, watching T.V. as I nursed a pretty decent hangover. I wasn’t paying much attention to the channel I was watching, but I was totally getting into this engaging and witty satire about religion. Then I noticed the little TBN emblem in the corner of the screen and I realized that these crazy fuckers weren’t kidding – they really believed everything they were saying. It really makes the show much funnier to watch.

For those who don’t know, Way of The Master is a half hour show starring former child star Kirk Cameron and Christian apologist Ray Comfort (who is funny all by himself because he talks just like the crocodile hunter). They bombard people with inane analogies, anecdotes and rhetorical questions in order to sway them towards evangelical Christianity.

So take a minute and read this latest nonsense from these Crazy Christian whack-a-doodles:

The Argument For Creation:

“Just as a building is absolute proof there was a builder (no building ever built itself), creation is absolute proof there is a Creator. The Bible says that God made all things then caused every animal to bring forth “after its own kind” (dogs don’t have kittens, fish don’t turn into birds, etc., no matter how long they are left). The Bible also says, ‘Whoever looks upon a woman to lust after her has committed adultery already with her in his heart,’ and that no liar or thief will inherit the Kingdom of God, warning ‘All liars with have their part in the lake of fire.’ However, we are told how to be forgiven: “God commended His love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.’ Because of the death and resurrection of Jesus, all who repent and trust in Him receive the gift of everlasting life. Intelligent design maintains that the Bible proves its credibility because it is filled with scientific and medical facts written hundreds of years before man discovered them, showing divine inspiration, and confirming its warning of Hell and offer of Heaven.” www.IntelligentDesignVersusEvolution.com

The Argument For Evolution:

“Biological evolution, simply put, is descent with modification. This definition encompasses small-scale evolution (changes in gene frequency in a population from one generation to the next) and large-scale evolution (the descent of different species from a common ancestor over many generations). Evolution helps us to understand the history of life. The central idea of biological evolution is that all life on Earth shares a common ancestor, just as you and your cousins share a common grandmother. Through the process of descent with modification, the common ancestor of life on Earth gave rise to the fantastic diversity that we see documented in the fossil record and around us today. Evolution means that we’re all distant cousins: humans and oak trees, hummingbirds and whales. Frogs, birds, rabbits and lizards all have different forelimbs, reflecting their different lifestyles. But those different forelimbs all share the same set of bones – the humerus, the radius, and the ulna.” http://evolution.berkeley.edu

“Paleontologists have discovered a new skeleton in the closet of human ancestry that is likely to force science to revise, if not scrap, current theories of human origins. Reuters reported that the discovery left scientists of human evolution . . . confused, saying, ‘Lucy may not even be a direct human ancestor after all.” USA Today, March 21, 2001.

“Evolution is a fairy tale for grown-ups. This theory has helped nothing in the progress of science. It is useless.” Professor Louis Bounoure, Director of Research, National Center of Scientific Research, The Advocate, 8 March 1984.

“I myself am convinced that the theory of evolution, especially the extent to which it has been applied, will be one of the great jokes in the history books of the future.” Malcolm Muggeridge (British philosopher), The Advocate, March 8 1984.

“Evolution is unproved and unprovable. We believe it because the only alternative is special creation, and that is unthinkable” Sir Arthur Keith. Criswell, W.A. (1972), Did Man Just Happen? p. 73, Grand Rapids, MI: Zondervan).

“Scientists who go about teaching that evolution is a fact of life are great con-men, and the story they are telling may be the greatest hoax ever. In explaining evolution, we do not have one iota of fact.” Dr. T. N. Tahmisian (Atomic Energy Commission), The Fresno Bee, August 20, 1959.

“Scientists concede that their most cherished theories are based on embarrassingly few fossil fragments and that huge gaps exist in the fossil record.” Time magazine, Nov. 7, 1977.

“As by this theory, innumerable transitional forms must have existed. Why do we not find them embedded in the crust of the earth?” Charles Darwin, Evolution or Creation, p.139.

“If pressed about man’s ancestry, I would have to unequivocally say that all we have is a huge question mark.” Richard Leakey, paleo-anthropologist.

“The more scientists have searched for the transitional forms that lie between species, the more they have been frustrated.” Newsweek, November 3, 1980.

“Often a cold shudder has run through me, and I have asked myself whether I may have not devoted myself to a fantasy.” Charles Darwin, Life and Letters, 1887, Vol. 2, p. 229.

“I would rather believe in fairy tales than in such wild speculation.” Sir Ernest Chain, co-holder of 1945 Nobel Prize for developing penicillin (The Life of Ernest Chain, Ronald W. Clark, pp. 147-148).

“The main problem in reconstructing the origins of man is lack of fossil evidence: all there is could be displayed on a dinner table.” New Scientist, 20 May, 1982.

A Chinese farmer glued together the head and body of a primitive bird and the tail and hind limbs of a dromaeosaur dinosaur, and in 1999 completely fooled the world-wide scientific community into thinking that they had found the “missing link” between carnivorous dinosaurs and modern birds. [National Geographic Magazine, Vol. 196, No. 5, November, 1999]. Named Archaeoraptor, “this fossil find constitutes the most recent evolution fraud… that we know of. Storrs L. Olson of the Smithsonian Institution said, “National Geographic has reached an all-time low for engaging in sensationalistic, unsubstantiated, tabloid journalism.”

The $10,000 Offer

A transitional form (or missing link) is an example of one species “evolving” into another species. Excited scientists thought they had found one when they discovered “Archaeopteryx.” The fossil led to the theory that the dinosaurs did not become extinct, but rather all turned into birds. The Field Museum in Chicago displayed what was believed to be an archaeopteryx fossil on October 4-19, 1997. It was hailed as “Archaeopteryx: The Bird That Rocked the World.” However, Dr. Alan Feduccia (evolutionary biologist at the University of North Carolina), said, “Paleontologists have tried to turn Archaeopteryx into an earth-bound, feathered dinosaur. But it’s not. It is a bird, a perching bird. And no amount of ‘paleo-babble’ is going to change that.” [Science, February 5, 1993]. So here’s my challenge: I will give $10,000 to the first person who can prove to me that they have found a genuine living transitional form (a lizard that produced a bird, or a dog that produced kittens, or a sheep that produced a chicken, or even as Archaeopteryx—a dinosaur that produced a bird). Species do not cross, no matter how long you leave them. The whole of creation is proof that evolution is truly “a fairytale for grownups.”

Nonsense courtesy of The Evidence Bible

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