A gift box Ron Swanson would be proud of! A lovely copy of "Mark Twain's Helpful Hints for Good Living," a beef and garlic summer sausage, and a 4 pack of black T-shirts to use at my forge! Thank you kindly for the guide to navigating the human race, the meat snacks to sustain me, and the clothing to ward off the prying eyes of strangers! Well done, Santa. Well done indeed!