OH MY GOD. Holy crap. A wonderful couple named Spencer and Kerri were my Secret Santas. I cannot believe they got me all of this, and I'm still in shock. They definitely went WAY above and beyond, and I wish I could hug them both and thank them in person! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! They did AMAZING. Not only did they research my reddit history, they googled my user name and found out lots of other stuff I didn't mention at all from websites I've posted on and such.

So here's the breakdown! I received a package that I was expecting because I checked the tracking info apparently RIGHT after they marked it shipped. I was so excited! It came, and it was an awesome RPG-related t-shirt! I couldn't remember what it was from (thought maybe FF2 or 3?), but a friend of mine who is an expert on the subject says it's from D&D. I love it. I've already worn it twice. I was stoked to just get that, and I logged on to say thanks to my SS. But wait! I already had a message in my inbox from them! They asked if I had gotten this FIRST gift, and that more was on the way. Waaaaaat... So yeah, I was even more excited. I got the next package a couple days later. As you can see from the picture, the box itself said "PERISHABLE OPEN IMMEDIATELY REFRIGERATE", etc. I thought it might be some tasty treats that I would feel slightly apprehensive about eating. Obviously, I decided to follow its instructions and open it immediately.

HOLY COW.