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Coach Beiste: There was a girl, a little younger than you, and she was a little husky. She was always asking Santa for the same thing: to make her look more like the others girls. She wasn’t asking to be pretty or nothing, but she just didn’t want to stick out so much. Santa just couldn’t do it. So instead Santa gave her patience. And later on that girl was glad that Santa didn’t give her what she asked him for. She put being husky to good use.

Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?

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