User Info: jotnotes jotnotes 6 years ago #1



So I've been obsessing over shipfics recently, and I've had this one idea that has been bugging me for a while. I keep thinking that a Quelaag/Priscilla shipfic would be really interesting to read, and apparently so does the internet.



http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/082/e/f/kmgaifa_de__priscilla_x_quelaag__tsoy__483_by_theyurireviewer-d7bbzmu.png



So I'm asking the board for some help. Find or write me a decent shipfic involving my two favorite characters. It can be cheesy, sad, funny, sexy or all of the above, but it needs to be good. I'd write one myself, but I lack the means right now. So if you think you can make it happen, please do so! Official Silver Knight Str. Sword and Great Lord Greatsword user of the DkS board.

No official weapon in DkS2 yet. Screw the yellow quartz sword. So the lovely folks at the Xbox board sent me in this direction, and so here I am, asking again.So I've been obsessing over shipfics recently, and I've had this one idea that has been bugging me for a while. I keep thinking that a Quelaag/Priscilla shipfic would be really interesting to read, and apparently so does the internet.http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2014/082/e/f/kmgaifa_de__priscilla_x_quelaag__tsoy__483_by_theyurireviewer-d7bbzmu.pngSo I'm asking the board for some help. Find or write me a decent shipfic involving my two favorite characters. It can be cheesy, sad, funny, sexy or all of the above, but it needs to be good. I'd write one myself, but I lack the means right now. So if you think you can make it happen, please do so!

User Info: Gwyns_Beard Gwyns_Beard 6 years ago #2 A Love So Bold



Quelaag and Priscilla got married. Quelaag and Priscilla got divorced.

Quelaag died one day.

Quelaag was never real, Priscilla had imagined her all along.



Epilogue



The light turned on. Quelaag was sitting in front of Priscilla.

How can this be? He gon' get this work. You gon' get this work. Let me work. Please, let me work. Quelaag and Priscilla got married. Quelaag and Priscilla got divorced.Quelaag died one day.Quelaag was never real, Priscilla had imagined her all along.The light turned on. Quelaag was sitting in front of Priscilla.How can this be?

User Info: jotnotes jotnotes (Topic Creator) 6 years ago #3 Gwyns_Beard posted...

A Love So Bold



Quelaag and Priscilla got married. Quelaag and Priscilla got divorced.

Quelaag died one day.

Quelaag was never real, Priscilla had imagined her all along.



Epilogue



The light turned on. Quelaag was sitting in front of Priscilla.

How can this be?



3spooky5me ;_; Official Silver Knight Str. Sword and Great Lord Greatsword user of the DkS board.

No official weapon in DkS2 yet. Screw the yellow quartz sword. 3spooky5me ;_;

User Info: Gwyns_Beard Gwyns_Beard 6 years ago #4 The Day Quelaag Done A Mistake

A Short Play



Quelaag: Come out, Priscilla

Mysterious Man: No Quelaag, you do not call upon the occult one, she only answers to dark forces!

(Quelaag turns to Man)

Quelaag: Quite man, what are you know? I am boss for years. Wim all fights, beat all opponent, steal humanitary and brake all harts, kid.

Mysterious Man: We will see Quelaag, we will see.

Quelaag: Yes, we wi--

(A scratchy noise can be heard, the lights go out and snow starts to fall over the place)

(Quelaag looks at where man was. HE NOT THERE!!!)

Priscilla: I was the man of mystery all along KELLOGS!!!

(Priscilla kisses Quelaag to HECK!)

Priscilla: See you in da house, babes!

(As Priscilla dipassears, Gwyn can be seen swinging a might sword in circles. But why?) He gon' get this work. You gon' get this work. Let me work. Please, let me work. Come out, PriscillaNo Quelaag, you do not call upon the occult one, she only answers to dark forces!(Quelaag turns to Man)Quite man, what are you know? I am boss for years. Wim all fights, beat all opponent, steal humanitary and brake all harts, kid.We will see Quelaag, we will see.: Yes, we wi--(A scratchy noise can be heard, the lights go out and snow starts to fall over the place)(Quelaag looks at where man was. HE NOT THERE!!!)I was the man of mystery all along KELLOGS!!!(Priscilla kisses Quelaag to HECK!)See you in da house, babes!(As Priscilla dipassears, Gwyn can be seen swinging a might sword in circles. But why?)

User Info: Gwyns_Beard Gwyns_Beard 6 years ago #5 The Curse of Life is The Curse of Want



On a hot morning, an ugly baby was born. The parents were Quelaag and Priscilla (who are both hot) so this was weird. The baby was sold to a pregnant lady.



The baby was older now and he kicked the pregnant lady right in the baby. The belly baby died from heat stroke. The older baby became a dentist.



I am the dead bell baby.

You are the older baby.

Soon. He gon' get this work. You gon' get this work. Let me work. Please, let me work. On a hot morning, an ugly baby was born. The parents were Quelaag and Priscilla (who are both hot) so this was weird. The baby was sold to a pregnant lady.The baby was older now and he kicked the pregnant lady right in the baby. The belly baby died from heat stroke. The older baby became a dentist.I am the dead bell baby.You are the older baby.Soon.

User Info: jotnotes jotnotes (Topic Creator) 6 years ago #6 Gwyns_Beard posted...

The Curse of Life is The Curse of Want



On a hot morning, an ugly baby was born. The parents were Quelaag and Priscilla (who are both hot) so this was weird. The baby was sold to a pregnant lady.



The baby was older now and he kicked the pregnant baby right in the baby. The belly baby died from heat stroke. The older baby became a dentist.



I am the dead bell baby.

You are the older baby.

Soon.



I was hoping for a serious reply, but this is so much better XD Official Silver Knight Str. Sword and Great Lord Greatsword user of the DkS board.

No official weapon in DkS2 yet. Screw the yellow quartz sword. I was hoping for a serious reply, but this is so much better XD

User Info: Biorr Biorr 6 years ago #7 How could a Demon ever stand up to a Bonafide Knight?

Official Gyrm Greataxe of Dark Souls II Yellow Quartz sword be OP & that beard could give you a lesson or two in how to swing a flaming greatsword with skill.