Dani Drasin had been jonesing for a cup of coffee when her 3-pack of Nespresso pods from Amazon arrived.

She’d run out of the coffee capsules a few days earlier and the caffeine withdrawals since then had been something fierce. As the owner of an emerging sunglasses brand, she relied on the stuff to get her through the day, often starting her mornings with two cups, back-to-back.

Drasin felt relief sweep over her on the day her Amazon order arrived. Since she’d been without the Nespresso pods, she’d gotten her caffeine fixes from any of the myriad coffee shops within walking distance to her boyfriend’s apartment in Brooklyn (where she had shipped the order).

But not being able to make a cup at home, to have it immediately available whenever she craved it, had been annoying. As Drasin cut the tape off the Amazon box, she could anticipate the smell of the coffee she was about to brew.

Except that never happened.

Though the package said it had been sent from “USA Coffee” in Lexington, Kentucky, there were no Nespresso pods inside.

It wasn’t entirely empty, though.

Wrapped inside of a gray plastic bag was a slender box that read: “Magic Wand Massager.”

Instead of coffee pods, Drasin had been sent a random vibrator.