This is an even better motherfucking website. It's even more fucking perfect than the other motherfucking websites. And why is that, you fuck?

Hipstered domain extension and beautiful typography.

We all know that Motherfucking Website ― MFW ― it's grotesque pile of shit. And we also know that Better Motherfucking Website ― BMFW ― improved the Ass-Blastered Crap into an (almost) easy-to-read masterpiece. But I made it even better! Like the other motherfucking websites, Even Better Motherfucking Website ― EBMFW ―, has all of the glory that the original, 'perfect-ass' website has - along with some improvements from the BMFW:

Shit's still lightweight and loads fast;

Still fits on all of your shitty screens;

Still looks the same in all of your shitty browsers;

This motherfucker's still accessible to every asshole that visits your site;

Shit's still legible and gets your fucking point across;

Plus a hipstered domain extension and beautiful typography.

What about Comic Sans?

That really hurt! Who throws a shoe? Honestly?

Let it breathe even more

"Look at lines 1 and 2 of some shitty website you're building. Assuming they're not married, they probably shouldn't be humping. The defaults are trash ― pick a minimum line-height: 1.4 for body copy. Headings should be tighter. If you can't see that... piss off. If your text hits the side of the browser, fuck off forever. Have you ever seen a book like that? Yes? What a shitty book."

- BMFW

I made it even better: line-height: 1.8

A little less contrast

"Black on white? How often do you see that kind of contrast in real life? Tone it down a bit, asshole."

- BMFW

I made it even better: background: #f2f2f2

Because I don't care about 7 fucking lines of declarations.

Yes, this continues to be fucking satirical, fuckers

Like the creator of Better Motherfucking Website, I ♥ what the creator of Motherfucking Website did. It's all about the message! But let's face it: would you rather have crap, or some beautifully-aligned shit?

"Imagine all the people..."

- John Lennon, Yoko's husband

Epilogue

Inspired by the geniuses behind Better Motherfucking Website and Motherfucking Website. ☺