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Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right?

AsperGirl

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04/01/2009 07:50 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right? Nope. This stuff is too low I.Q. for Asperger Syndrome.



The joke itself is too low I.Q. to be a really good Asperger joke, for anyone who knows.



It's kind of like some ignorant joke about black people eating chicken in the White House, without there being any other insight. Not a shred of wit in it.



I'm sure most guys here can do better than that.



If you come up with some good ones, I'll collect them.

AsperGirl

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04/01/2009 08:00 AM

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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 612247

That's hilarious. Where can I get that "chocolate rain" track?



I suppose OP is the tourette's guy wigging out next door. That's hilarious. Where can I get that "chocolate rain" track?I suppose OP is the tourette's guy wigging out next door.

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04/01/2009 09:12 AM

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AsperGirl

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04/01/2009 09:38 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right? There's a guy in my apartment building who's making some of us nervous. How can I get rid of him?

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04/01/2009 10:54 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right? OP....Get a trumpet or better yet buy a music cd and play "TAPS". Another thought play "Revely" very loudly!

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08/25/2009 01:12 PM

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the noise in jail will be much worse the noise in jail will be much worse

Anonymous Coward

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08/25/2009 01:36 PM

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Best thread of the day!

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I second this!! LOL cheered me up. I second this!! LOL cheered me up.

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09/19/2009 11:49 PM

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Best thread of the day!







I second this!! LOL cheered me up.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 636260



SHIT it is 10:50 CST and he is doing it AGAIN!



Should I call the police? What will they do? SHIT it is 10:50 CST and he is doing it AGAIN!Should I call the police? What will they do?

Anonymous Coward

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09/20/2009 12:06 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right? Buy a 150 watt per channel stereo amplifier and a pair of high efficiency 8 ohm speakers. Place the speakers one inch from the wall with the cones facing the wall. Obtain a CD of Wagners Ride of the Valkyrie, or record the Ride section on your iPod. Every single time he plays immediately play the Ride of the Valyrie back at him. As soon as he stops blowing stop the music. Do this without fail, every single time.

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09/20/2009 12:11 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right? Buy a 150 watt per channel stereo amplifier and a pair of high efficiency 8 ohm speakers. Place the speakers one inch from the wall with the cones facing the wall. Obtain a CD of Wagners Ride of the Valkyrie, or record the Ride section on your iPod. Every single time he plays immediately play the Ride of the Valyrie back at him. As soon as he stops blowing stop the music. Do this without fail, every single time.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774852

How about doing that with the Gloria from Beethoven's Missa Solemnis? Not the whole thing, just the introduction.



That should confuse and aspbergers addled horn player pretty well. How about doing that with the Gloria from Beethoven's Missa Solemnis? Not the whole thing, just the introduction.That should confuse and aspbergers addled horn player pretty well.

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09/20/2009 12:20 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right? Buy a 150 watt per channel stereo amplifier and a pair of high efficiency 8 ohm speakers. Place the speakers one inch from the wall with the cones facing the wall. Obtain a CD of Wagners Ride of the Valkyrie, or record the Ride section on your iPod. Every single time he plays immediately play the Ride of the Valyrie back at him. As soon as he stops blowing stop the music. Do this without fail, every single time.

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How about doing that with the Gloria from Beethoven's Missa Solemnis? Not the whole thing, just the introduction.



That should confuse and aspbergers addled horn player pretty well.

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That would do too. Just as confusing. There are a couple of pieces that would drive him round the twist. The cannon section of Tchaikovsky's 1812 might work, but it would have to be recorded with real cannons and that might bring the police, or break the windows. That would do too. Just as confusing. There are a couple of pieces that would drive him round the twist. The cannon section of Tchaikovsky's 1812 might work, but it would have to be recorded with real cannons and that might bring the police, or break the windows.

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09/20/2009 12:40 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right? Buy a 150 watt per channel stereo amplifier and a pair of high efficiency 8 ohm speakers. Place the speakers one inch from the wall with the cones facing the wall. Obtain a CD of Wagners Ride of the Valkyrie, or record the Ride section on your iPod. Every single time he plays immediately play the Ride of the Valyrie back at him. As soon as he stops blowing stop the music. Do this without fail, every single time.

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How about doing that with the Gloria from Beethoven's Missa Solemnis? Not the whole thing, just the introduction.



That should confuse and aspbergers addled horn player pretty well.





That would do too. Just as confusing. There are a couple of pieces that would drive him round the twist. The cannon section of Tchaikovsky's 1812 might work, but it would have to be recorded with real cannons and that might bring the police, or break the windows.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 774852



The real cannon fire would be the real trick.





Perhaps some homemade black powder 'fireworks' exploded on his doorstep would be enough to make him snap and have him carted off?



Who knows,but these are things to consider. The real cannon fire would be the real trick.Perhaps some homemade black powder 'fireworks' exploded on his doorstep would be enough to make him snap and have him carted off?Who knows,but these are things to consider.

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09/20/2009 12:49 AM

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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 553712

Absolutely, be nice to the poor guy. If he has Aspergers he'll be very friendly, but will probably lack many many social skills. Having AS is very difficult to deal with. It alienates the afflicted from the rest of the world.



Of course, I wonder if he does have AS. Most afflicted with AS do not like loud noises. It is very bothersome. Absolutely, be nice to the poor guy. If he has Aspergers he'll be very friendly, but will probably lack many many social skills. Having AS is very difficult to deal with. It alienates the afflicted from the rest of the world.Of course, I wonder if he does have AS. Most afflicted with AS do not like loud noises. It is very bothersome.

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09/20/2009 01:21 AM

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Report Copyright Violation Re: Guy in apartment next to me plays "The Price is Right" theme song on his trumpet at least 10x a day. That's Aspergers, right? I'm a trumpet player and we are generally friendly people. We also are aware of the volume issue. (Real trumpet players use practice rooms or portable enclosures or micked mutes w/ headphones.) Seriously, knock on his door and tell him that hearing that one song over and over is driving you crazy, and could he please learn some other TV show themes...? There are a million of em.



Absolutely, be nice to the poor guy. If he has Aspergers he'll be very friendly, but will probably lack many many social skills. Having AS is very difficult to deal with. It alienates the afflicted from the rest of the world.



Of course, I wonder if he does have AS. Most afflicted with AS do not like loud noises. It is very bothersome.

Quoting: Aleilius



I just wonder if the whole "price is right theme" thing is more of an OCD idiot problem, and not a true medical condition.



Perhaps a beating is in order here? I just wonder if the whole "price is right theme" thing is more of an OCD idiot problem, and not a true medical condition.Perhaps a beating is in order here?

Gregory

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02/08/2010 01:01 PM

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02/17/2010 11:43 PM

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02/17/2010 11:54 PM

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I feel for you man.....this is what I envision it sounding like through the walls.



I would take a few tokes.....then probably kill myself. I feel for you man.....this is what I envision it sounding like through the walls.I would take a few tokes.....then probably kill myself.

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02/18/2010 12:20 AM

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02/18/2010 12:21 AM

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Best thread of the day!

Quoting: mathetes

OMG..I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at this thread!



Genius, OP!





Pastor New Socks -- Putting the "stud" back into Bible Study!



Christian Zionism does NOT equal Hypocritical Paradox!



Who Will Jesus Damn?



Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:



Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)



PRAISE!



Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."



God-Fearing Christians, Heathens, and Zionist Dime Pieces may email me anytime at: [email protected] Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)PRAISE! OMG..I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at this thread!Genius, OP!

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02/18/2010 12:27 AM

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I feel for you man.....this is what I envision it sounding like through the walls.



I would take a few tokes.....then probably kill myself.

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and I thought my neighbors were bad

Water always wins. :sun: and I thought my neighbors were bad