The man staring straight through your computer screen directly into your soul is Victor Thompson, who was jailed in Florida for buying synthetic marijuana. While outrageous mugshots in are nothing new for the state of Florida, Thompson has to be the only man in America dumb enough to get a replica of Tom Brady’s helmet tattooed on his head.



According to the Smoking Gun, Thompson’s tattoo is all about detail.

Thompson had a series of tattoos inked on his head to make it appear that he is wearing a New England Patriots football helmet. Along with team logos on each side of his head, Thompson got Brady’s number 12 and the word “Patriots” inked on the back of his head. He added the name of the helmet maker (“Riddell”) on his forehead, as well as an American flag and an NFL logo.

Thompson even added a small green dot placed on players’ helmets to indicate the headgear contains an electronic device so the wearer can receive plays from the sideline, which should come in handy when he’s equipped with an ankle monitor.

Best of all, Thompson’s impressive ink includes replica autographs from Wes Welker, Randy Moss and Rob Gronkowski, which should net him a fortune on eBay. If he can apply for a transfer to Bristol County, he might even be able to get Aaron Hernandez to sign it himself.

[h/t The Smoking Gun]