LOS ANGELES — “Testing, one, two, three … ,” said the man in Yasiel Puig’s chair.

This was Monday afternoon at Dodger Stadium. This was long before Yasiel Puig got to the ballpark, long before he was announced batting third and in right field, drawing an extended ovation, long before he doffed his cap to the fans, long before he hit one of Clayton Kershaw’s first sliders of the season over the fence in center field, and long before Joc Pederson homered over his head in the bottom of the ninth to end his day. Long before any of that.

Some 40 minutes after the man in Yasiel Puig’s chair was supposed to be Yasiel Puig and still was not, the man who was not Yasiel Puig but who was in the chair said, “Yasiel is late.”

This, of course, was neither news nor entirely unexpected.

“I can’t tell you when he’s going to be here,” the man said.

This was met by a couple dozen reporters with soft laughter, the appropriate response for when the easy joke becomes absurdly easy, so much so that it doesn’t have to be made. Doesn’t have to be thought. Just sits there with its pants down. Nobody clever enough to top that, or try.

“I don’t know what else I can tell you folks,” the man in the chair said of the man who was not in the chair. “I’m sorry.”

The Los Angeles Dodgers on Monday night would host the Cincinnati Reds, to whom Yasiel Puig, among others, including Matt Kemp, had been traded in December. This, then, would be Puig’s first day back in the stadium that was his home for six seasons, for six postseasons, for the Teen Wolf days and Wild Horse nights, for the missed cut-off men and ignored base coaches, for the Madison Bumgarner jostling and Nick Hundley jawing, for the crotch chops and tongue waggles, for the schedules made and not. And, I don’t know, maybe some bad stuff too.

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Then not-Yasiel Puig in the Yasiel Puig chair, having time to fill and no Yasiel Puig to fill it, said he’d had a nice omelet with avocado and bacon at a place in Pasadena that morning, sat out on the patio and everything. This was met with polite nods and subtle glances toward the door.

On Monday, Jackie Robinson would be remembered for the day, in 1947, he broke baseball’s color barrier, in this the year he would have turned 100. His widow, Rachel, and children attended. And then the Dodgers would play a baseball game. In it, Kershaw would make his first start of the season. The three-time Cy Young Award winner had been recovering from a sore shoulder. Kershaw vs. Puig seemed reasonable theater for a mid-April Monday.

But, first, an old acquaintance, the Cuban outfielder, the man who lit up so many nights against the San Gabriel Mountains, who did not scare in October, the man who was just a little more than a few teammates, coaches and managers could stomach, who was loved by the people who filled the seats and helped pay the bills on the old place. Those who worked with him swore it was a chore, sometimes more than they could bear. They did their grousing anonymously, where it was safe. And many of his transgressions were kept hidden, for the good of all.

The door opened. A woman burst into the room. Neither was she Yasiel Puig.

“He’s in the building, on his way over.”

Eyebrows arched.

“No, I saw him. In the flesh. He was changing his shirt.”

The chair, his for an hour and nine minutes, empty except for the guy who’d shared the story of the unholy patio omelet, awaited.

“Hola,” he announced in a voice gravelly, almost sleepy, unamused, unapologetic.

He wore a black shirt that honored Jackie Robinson and jeans. His sneakers were red. His agents stood in the corner. They’d waited like the rest. He answered some questions in Spanish and then, in English, was asked about his new town, how he liked it there as opposed to, you know, here.

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