There is a particular type of white person who startles easily, like a sensitive, inbred racehorse or a motherless baby bird. As you might imagine, this has not been an easy week for them. What do they fear? Everything, mostly. Religions that are very similar but not identical to their own. Loud voices and bold fonts. Multi-book series that are not trilogies. More specifically, they fear what will happen to this most American of the Americas during another four years of an Obama presidency.

"I am convinced America is doomed beyond all hope of redemption," Robert Stacy McCain writes at the American Spectator, "and any talk of the future fills me with dread and horror." NaturalNews.com has "10 dire consequences of Obama's re-election victory" ("Obamacare will grow like a cancer, pushing Americans into mandatory vaccinations that inject children with mercury, formaldehyde, MSG and aluminum.")

And they're not the only ones:

But the truth may be even more disturbing. Here are a few of the recently-announced official second-term goals of the Obama administration: