Here are some recent examples of incredibly sexist "advice" for women, courtesy of people who think the only difference between being sexist and being progressive is an unwelcome butt pinch.

Sexism obviously still exists in the 21st century, but nowadays we're running into the unique historical phenomenon of sexism being perpetrated by screwballs who attempt to improve society but instead immediately roundhouse kick themselves in the mouths like a drunken Stretch Armstrong.

4 A Law Firm Issues a Memo Reminding Female Attorneys to Use Big Words and Not Flash Anybody

The massive international law firm Clifford Chance recently had its Women's Committee send out a memo to all their female attorneys titled "Presentation Tips for Women" that reads more like a collection of instructions to help idiot teenagers bluff their way through a job interview than something intended for professional graduates from the top law schools in the world.

Clifford Chance

"Don't do 'jerk-off' motion when opposing lawyers are speaking."

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Interspersed throughout the memo are sage-like pieces of advice, such as "Use harder words," "Pretend you're in moot court, not the high school cafeteria" (remember, this is a tip for people who are now at least five years removed from high school), "Don't giggle," "Don't squirm," and "Wear your suit, not a party outfit." If you must dress like a goddamned female, Clifford Chance helpfully reminds you that "Nobody heard Hillary the day she showed cleavage" and "If wearing a skirt, make sure audience can't see up it," because we all know that women would show up to a trial wearing a stripper belt and nipple tassels if men weren't around to dispense their wisdom.