Have you ever been browsing the web and you happened upon an amazing deal on one of the major online retailers such as eBay or Amazon? If this happened to you and you actually purchased the item at the low low price of only $3.50 then chances are this was set up by the Loch Ness Monster you will not get any of the items that you buy from the Loch Ness Monster, they have an insatiable lust for tree fiddy there is no way for them to fulfill their needs in this day and age without ripping off people online. This petition is a petition to cut off all internet acces to Scotland where all of the Loch Ness Monsters live so they can no longer scam people online.