Sports loyalties run deep in this town—especially this time of year—but it can be dizzying to figure out which bars are associated with which teams. Sure, sometimes it makes sense, like when a Southern bar roots for Alabama or a Michigan alum is pulling for the Lions.

But other times, there seems to be no rhyme or reason for why certain flags fly outside our favorite watering homes and even different locations within chains represent wildly different teams (we’re lookin’ at you, Abbey Burger).

So we’ve decided to stop the madness and give you an organized way to root for your favorite college team, out-of-town pros, and find the best hometown haunts.