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Hitler Reacts to Associate teams' performance in CWC 2015

00:00 - 00:03 The cricket World cup has started, Mr. ICC Chairman.

00:04 - 00:05 The associate teams are playing and have had matches

00:05 - 00:07 here, here and there.

00:08 - 00:12 They are scheduled to play against the bigger crowd pulling teams

00:12 - 00:15 at some of the central locations here.

00:17 - 00:19 Their games will be so bad that

00:19 - 00:21 nobody will ever ask for their inclusion again

00:24 - 00:26 Mr Chairman

00:27 - 00:28 Sir

00:31 - 00:33 Sir, their games have been great and entertaining so far.

00:34 - 00:36 Everyone wants to see more of them.

00:53 - 00:58 Leave the room if you like cricket and are not driven by power, money and greed.

01:13 - 01:15 What the :BLEEP:?

01:15 - 01:17 That is why I never wanted them for this tournament either.

01:18 - 01:23 But no, everyone said, they should play.

01:25 - 01:28 "We will schedule them on weekdays at smaller venues."

01:29 - 01:31 Now it has backfired.

01:31 - 01:34 What if they qualify for the knockouts?

01:34 - 01:37 Are you going to dance and play in the IPL to make up the profits?

01:37 - 01:40 Now I have to schedule Associates for 4 years.

01:40 - 01:42 Mr Chairman, we could get some of these players to play in the IPL.

01:42 - 01:46 You don't really understand, do you? That will help their case.

01:46 - 01:48 Mr Chairman, but they play good cricket, it will be better for IPL.

01:48 - 01:52 Yes, and lose control of where cricket is played and monetized. S$%#!

01:53 - 01:54 YOU IDIOTS!

01:56 - 01:57 We did not create this empire so that anyone who wants to can play cricket.

01:57 - 02:00 They will soon want their share. And voting rights.

02:00 - 02:03 How can we keep our money making scheme to ourselves?

02:04 - 02:08 Soon ICC will have representation from all these Associates who play with passion.

02:08 - 02:13 They will start beating the full members more and more in popular T20s

02:14 - 02:16 And that will be the end of our control over this goldmine.

02:17 - 02:21 I hate where this is going. I don't want this at any cost, I will even prefer Stalin.

02:27 - 02:29 Thought we had it covered.

02:30 - 02:34 Just keep it to ourselves, get stinkin rich.

02:34 - 02:36 We are the mighty ICC.

02:41 - 02:42 But the plan is not working.

02:43 - 02:47 The plan is not working AT ALL and we are going to lose so much money.

02:48 - 02:53 Just because of this stupid World Cup.

02:54 - 02:56 I even wanted to have a short world cup.

02:56 - 02:59 But no, let's show Cricket to the people who have not seen it.

03:00 - 03:02 Now what if full members don't reach the f#$&* knockouts?

03:04 - 03:07 Don't cry. England will win more matches than last FIFA world cup.

03:14 - 03:16 Wanted to have one IPL followed by

03:19 - 03:23 a T20 World Cup every year.

03:25 - 03:26 Can't now.

03:31 - 03:33 There is only one way out of this mess.

03:40 - 03:46 We need to use this popularity of limited overs as MUCH as possible.

03:46 - 03:49 Don't mess this up this time, morons.