(I’m stocking the shelves in the electronics/gadgets section when a husband and wife come over. The husband is shouting behind the wife.)

Husband: *to me* “Pedometer! She wants a PEDOMETER!”

Wife: *to husband* “Shut up! I know what I want!”

Husband: “Tell her it’s a pedometer!”

Wife: *to me* “Hi, do you have any pedofi–”

Me: “Pedometers!”

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