The NFL Draft has officially taken over Philadelphia, and the insufferable cliches about our fair city are already rolling in. You’re going to need some help in order to make it through watching three days of ESPN and the NFL Network. May we suggest alcohol?

Here’s our NFL Draft in Philly drinking game (and please tweet us @billy_penn to yell at us for forgetting something funny/important):

Take one drink if there’s…

A shot of Pat’s and Geno’s

Camera pan of the Liberty Bell

Anyone mentions “Rocky” or ESPN/NFL Network shows the statue

Shot of Boathouse Row

Shot of the Linc

City of Brotherly Love reference

Camera pan over the Art Museum

City Hall shot

Eagles fans boo anything

Donovan McNabb sighting

If they play Streets of Philadelphia

If they play anything by Hall & Oates

Ben Franklin mention

Shot of Reading Terminal Market

Take a chug if there’s…

A Schuylkill Banks Boardwalk shot

Elfreth’s Alley B-roll

Someone eating a pretzel

Snowball/Santa Claus reference

Will Smith reference

A “Dallas Sucks” sign sighting

Adonis Creed/Michael B. Jordan reference

Reference to the Penn Relays

Someone on either network makes fun of “hoagie”

College basketball coach reference, i.e. Jay Wright, John Chaney

Any mention of “jawn”

Finish your beer if there’s…

A Chip Kelly reference

Eagles fans boo their own first round pick

An M. Night Shyamalan appearance

ESPN or the NFL Network show a neighborhood spot outside Center City

A Trust the Process sign or Joel Embiid sighting

A mention that roast pork sandwiches are better than cheesesteaks

Buy a Citywide if…