The speaker blanket is a blanket that has a speaker embedded within it, so that when you are out on a picnic with your lady you can turn on the speaker and make sweet love while rolling around on a blanket and blasting dubstep. The speaker has a waterproof bottom so you won't have to worry about a wet ground, your dog pissing around the blanket, or spilling beer. Just sit back, throw on some Miley Cyrus, and creepily hang around a playground while you eat your sandwich. The blanket speaker is made from soft fleece, requires 4 AA batteries that are not included, and comes with a handy 3.5mm headphone jack if you don't feel like annoying everyone around you.