Hello, folks, and welcome to another exciting installment of “How High is Tara Reid?” Reid, along with Jon Lovitz and others, recently hosted a benefit promoting awareness about child snatching and sex trafficking at the Comedy Club (well done, Family Guy manatees, let’s break for lunch), where she was asked what projects she had coming up. To which she responded:

“I have a movie coming out called The Fields. I have another one coming out that I produced with my brother, called The Irishman. And we’ll be doing American Pie 4 this year and Big Lebowski 2 this year.”

The reporter then asks “That’s gonna be a fun reunion, are you excited for that?” And Tara answers, correctly assuming as a matter of course that the reporter was referring to American Pie and not Big Lebowski, because they’re both on the same idiot wavelength. This sentiment was shared by YouTube commenter “EdwardCullenBabe95”:

OMG AMERICAN PIE 4 IS FILMING THIS YEAR!?!? SO﻿﻿ F*CKING EXICTED!!!!!!!!!!! HOPE SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT (STEVE STIFLER) RETURNS!!! <3333

Anyway, as for Big Lebowski 2, this is the first I or anyone else has heard of it, as far as I can tell. Coming from Tara Reid, it’d be easy to dismiss, but incredibly, all the other projects she mentioned do exist. My best guess is, she means that, though there won’t literally be a Big Lebowski sequel, she’ll still suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars.

[Thanks to Ted for the tip]