Are you a Photoshop Guru™? Do you know how to "push pixels" like a "professional?" Most importantly, can you view this page and say to yourself "Man, it sure is dumb to put grey text on a white background! I sure would fix that if given the opportunity to do so!"? If so, you might want to apply for the Senior UI/UX Designer position here at CBS Interactive in San Francisco. We need someone who can make things look pretty while also hopefully knowing what all the weird words like "UI/UX," "mental models," "Sass," and "device-agnostic" mean.

If you're interested in submitting an application, make sure your résumé is written entirely in Comic Sans (the choice of graphical professionals everywhere), then navigate our careers site over here and throw your hat in the ring. Literally! I need a new hat, and our ring has been looking a little barren since the last time the hat cleaners came through.