There’s a lot of giggling (Picture: Longtitlesmakemehappy/Imgur/Getty)

Anyone who’s prone to talking in their sleep occasionally wonders what sort of secrets they give away.

Do you reveal your innermost thoughts? Are you one of the world’s brightest minds and you just don’t know it? Or is it all just gobbledygook?

Well, thanks to his wife, one man knows exactly what he says in his sleep.

Because she sends it to him, either via text, or on Facebook.


Imgur user LongTitlesMakeMeHappy (aka Aidan) shared his slumbering (and slightly sweary) ramblings over Christmas, writing: ‘I talk in my sleep and my wife messages me what I say.’



His wife is a teacher.

And an insomniac.

She goes by the Imgur name yourwife and explains: ‘He wakes me up so easily – I’m such a light sleeper. Plus it’s so much fun to bring it up the next day over breakfast!’

‘I do my best to transcribe it exactly as he says it right away because I forget by morning.’

He sometimes does accents.

His wife adds: ‘I can confirm he also once punched me in the face in his sleep. Twice. He said “Boop boop” when he did it.’

He’s not Belgian.

Aidan says he isn’t under particular stress at work.

He clearly just has very vivid dreams.

Maybe someone should cut out the cheese?

Yeah, good luck finding the meaning in all that.

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