THE Labour Party has agreed to split its headquarters straight down the middle after watching a classic 1972 episode of Steptoe and Son.

The HQ will now see the Pro-Corbyn side getting access to the part of the kitchen that has the kettle but not the sink and access to the toilet but not the shower.

A senior Labour insider said: “How are Jeremy Corbyn and Tom Watson going to be able to watch a football match with only half the TV each?

“They even look a bit like them, in a ‘not really but kind of’ way.”

The source added: “We’re going to have to get an extra letter box put on the front door, but it’s a small price to pay really.”

The party has also use the name of the episode, ‘Divided We Stand’ as its campaign slogan for the next general election.