Leave Behind The Pizza. This Mother I Would Like To Fuck Is Thirsty For Knob.

Pandora, a 56-year-old Brit mother I would like to fuck, orders two giant Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, however when the supply stud arrives, she determines she’d quite have his knob than dinner.

She invitations him in and opens the pizza field, checking for artichokes.

“I am positive there’s one thing I might gasp on,” she says. “Include me.”

The factor is, he does not converse her language and does not perceive a phrase she says…till she says, “I might truly like to fuck you.” “Fuck” is a kind of phrases everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bed room, the place she fellates his dick, hops on prime of it, rails it laborious and jacks him onto her fairly face. The pizza’s getting chilly, however that is what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza supply guys for? To fuck horny MILFs. Not less than that is the impression I’ve gotten from a lifetime of watching porno.

Prompt ballot: Who will get extra porno gash?

A. Pizza supply guys

B. Cable guys

C. Plumbers

D. Electricians

Anyway, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a mom and grandma. She works in marriage ceremony planning. She’s divorced. She’s a swinger. She likes fellows who put on fits. We discovered her on Twitter. One of the best job she’s ever had?

“Taking pictures for you, in fact!”

In fact!

One of the best job for fellows who wish to have fuckfest with porno MILFs? My vote goes to pizza supply guys.