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Scotty From Marketing is under fire for fleeing Sydney’s bushfire and air pollution crisis on a business class Jetstar flight to Honolulu, as his social media accounts remain untouched for days and his office refuses to explain why he isn’t in the country.

Mr Morrison’s office has also refused to disclose his whereabouts this week, saying only that he is on a family holiday.

This comes as Queensland and New South Wales endures weeks of choking haze from unprecedented bushfires across the east cost.

Today record-breaking heatwave is making its way across south-eastern Australia, with temperatures set to exceed 40 degrees in many parts of the country.

So far well over 1000 homes have been lost to this year’s bushfire season, and fire chiefs are adamant they warned the federal government about the potential for the catastrophe but were gagged due to the amount of times ‘climate change’ gets mentioned in all of their reports.

While the Prime Minister’s mouthpieces on Sky News and in the NewsLimited papers have staunchly defended his right to flee the country and not answer his phone in the middle of a national emergency, other people think his overseas holiday might be poorly timed – considering most of his own electorate haven’t seen the sky for close to a month now.

However, one particular voting bloc that is more than impressed with the Prime Minister’s form is the nation’s flaky dads – who totally support his decision to fuck off.

“He shouldn’t have to wait around and look after something he didn’t want in the first place” says local absent father, Kyal (Betoota Flight Path District, 29).

Another local adulterer by the name of Bryan (65) agrees.

“Sure, you could argue that he basically committed himself to all of these responsibilities when he started waving his dick around…”

“But if the fireys can’t stop it, then I guess all we can do is try and meet with Hillsong founder Brian Houston in Hawaii to send them thoughts and prayers”

“That’s if he hasn’t been deported for covering institutional child sex crimes perpetrated by his father”