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"backers" : [

" \" Get 'em, Steve-Dave! \" " ,

"2 Girls 1 Cup" ,

"24-hour media coverage." ,

"40 gigs of lolicon." ,

"4chan." ,

"4rries." ,

"72 virgins." ,

"8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin." ,

"<i>Bees?</i>" ,

"A 55-gallon drum of lube." ,

"A bag of magic beans." ,

"A balanced breakfast." ,

"A beached whale." ,

"A big black dick." ,

"A big hoopla about nothing." ,

"A bigger, blacker dick." ,

"A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie." ,

"A black woman's vagina" ,

"A bleached asshole." ,

"A bloody pacifier." ,

"A boo-boo." ,

"A Bop It™." ,

"A Bop It." ,

"A botched circumcision." ,

"A brain tumor." ,

"A breath of fresh air." ,

"A Burmese tiger pit." ,

"A can of whoop-ass." ,

"A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus." ,

"A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw." ,

"A clandestine butt scratch." ,

"A cocained-fuelled sex orgy heart attack." ,

"A cocktail umbrella " ,

"A cooler full of organs." ,

"A cop who is also a dog." ,

"A crappy little hand." ,

"A death ray." ,

"A defective condom." ,

"A disappointing birthday party." ,

"A disgraced pelican" ,

"A dollop of sour cream." ,

"A drive-by shooting." ,

"A falcon with a cap on its head." ,

"A fetus." ,

"A foot fetish." ,

"A foul mouth." ,

"A freshly-filled diaper" ,

"A gassy antelope." ,

"A gentle caress of the inner thigh." ,

"A good sniff." ,

"A greased-up Matthew McConaughey." ,

"A great big floppy donkey dick." ,

"A guy and two robots who won’t shut up." ,

"A Gypsy curse." ,

"A gypsy curse." ,

"A homoerotic volleyball montage." ,

"A hot mess." ,

"A Hungry-Man Frozen Christmas Dinner for One." ,

"A Hungry-Man™ Frozen Christmas Dinner for one." ,

"A kick to the dicebags." ,

"A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint." ,

"A lifelike silicone love doll." ,

"A lifetime of sadness." ,

"A look-see." ,

"A low standard of living." ,

"A magic hippie love cloud." ,

"A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings." ,

"A mating display." ,

"A micropenis." ,

"A middle-aged man on roller skates." ,

"A mime having a stroke." ,

"A moment of silence." ,

"A monkey smoking a cigar." ,

"A mopey zoo lion." ,

"A murder most foul." ,

"A murder/suicide pact." ,

"A nuanced critique." ,

"A passionate Latino lover." ,

"A pile of squirming bodies." ,

"A pinata full of scorpions." ,

"A plunger to the face." ,

"A powerful gag reflex." ,

"A PowerPoint presentation." ,

"A pyramid scheme." ,

"A ratcatcher with a small but vicious dog." ,

"A really cool hat." ,

"A rival dojo" ,

"A rival dojo." ,

"A robust mongoloid." ,

"A roll in the hay" ,

"A sad fat dragon with no friends." ,

"A sad handjob." ,

"A salty surprise." ,

"A sassy black woman." ,

"A sausage festival." ,

"A school bus surrounded by cop cars." ,

"A sea of troubles." ,

"A short walk in the desert with shovels." ,

"A shotgun wedding." ,

"A slightly shittier parallel universe." ,

"A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis." ,

"A soulful rendition of "Ol' Man River."" ,

"A soulful rendition of “Ol' Man River.”" ,

"A spontaneous conga line." ,

"A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles." ,

"A squirming mass of kittens." ,

"A stillborn fetus" ,

"A stray pube." ,

"A Super Soaker full of cat pee." ,

"A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee." ,

"A surprising amount of hair." ,

"A sweaty, panting leather daddy." ,

"A sweet spaceship." ,

"A thermonuclear detonation." ,

"A tight, Asian pussy." ,

"A time travel paradox." ,

"A tiny horse." ,

"A toxic family environment." ,

"A vagina that leads to another dimension." ,

"A Vin Gerard H8 X 10." ,

"A visually arresting turtleneck." ,

"A web of lies." ,

"A whale's blowhole" ,

"A windmill full of corpses." ,

"A woman scorned." ,

"A zesty breakfast burrito." ,

"Aaron Burr." ,

"Accidentally sexting your mom." ,

"Active listening." ,

"Actually getting shot, for real." ,

"Actually taking candy from a baby." ,

"Adderall™." ,

"Adderall." ,

"Afa The Wild Samoan." ,

"African children." ,

"Agriculture." ,

"AIDS" ,

"AIDS." ,

"Alcoholism." ,

"Ale and whores." ,

"All my friends dying." ,

"All of this blood." ,

"All the boys staring at your chest." ,

"All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99." ,

"Altar boys." ,

"Amber Diceless Roleplaying." ,

"American Gladiators." ,

"Amputees." ,

"An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III." ,

"An all-midget production of Shakespeare’s Richard III." ,

"An amorous stallion." ,

"An angry mob with torches and pitchforks." ,

"An army of skeletons." ,

"An ass disaster." ,

"An asymmetric boob job." ,

"An erection that lasts longer than four hours." ,

"An erection that lasts more than four hours." ,

"An ether-soaked rag." ,

"An honest cop with nothing left to lose." ,

"An icepick lobotomy." ,

"An intellectually superior overlord" ,

"An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist." ,

"An Oedipus complex." ,

"An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea." ,

"An unstoppable wave of fire ants." ,

"An unusually-attractive transvestite" ,

"Anal beads." ,

"Anal lice" ,

"Anime figures drenched in jizz." ,

"Anne Frank's diary" ,

"Anne Frank." ,

"Another dimension." ,

"Another goddamn vampire movie." ,

"Another shitty year." ,

"Another shop of morphine." ,

"Another shot of morphine." ,

"Apologizing." ,

"Appreciative snapping." ,

"Arnold Schwarzenegger." ,

"Asian ball-jointed dolls." ,

"Asians being racist against each other." ,

"Asians who aren't good at math." ,

"Ass hair" ,

"Assless chaps." ,

"Attitude." ,

"Auschwitz." ,

"Authentic Mexican cuisine." ,

"Autocannibalism." ,

"Autoerotic Asphyxiation." ,

"Autoerotic asphyxiation." ,

"AXE body spray." ,

"AXE Body Spray." ,

"Bad dubbing." ,

"BadWrongFun." ,

"Balls." ,

"Barack Obama." ,

"Basic human decency." ,

"BATMAN!!!" ,

"Bearded dwarven women." ,

"Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo" ,

"Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo while dressed as Ru Paul's brother, Ron." ,

"Beating your wives." ,

"Beefin' over turf." ,

"Bees?" ,

"Being a bust adult with many important things to do." ,

"Being a busy adult with many important things to do." ,

"Being a dick to children." ,

"Being a dinosaur." ,

"Being a motherfucking sorcerer." ,

"Being awesome at sex." ,

"Being fabulous." ,

"Being marginalized." ,

"Being on fire." ,

"Being rich." ,

"Being so wet it just slides out of you." ,

"Being tarred and feathered." ,

"Bigby's Groping Hands." ,

"Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone." ,

"Bill Nye the Science Guy." ,

"Bingeing and purging." ,

"Bitches." ,

"Biting my girlfriend like a vampire during sex." ,

"Black people." ,

"Black Santa." ,

"Black Tokyo." ,

"Bling." ,

"Blood farts." ,

"Blow Up Bianca the Latex Lovedoll." ,

"Blowing some dudes in an alley." ,

"Blue and white striped panties." ,

"Body pillows." ,

"Boob plate armor." ,

"Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars." ,

"Boogers." ,

"Boris the Soviet Love Hammer." ,

"Bosnian chicken farmers." ,

"Breaking out into song and dance." ,

"Bribing the GM with sexual favors." ,

"Britney Spears at 55." ,

"Bronies." ,

"Bullshit." ,

"Bumpses." ,

"Buying the right pants to be cool." ,

"Captain Bright slapping Amuro." ,

"Cards Against Humanity." ,

"Carl Macek's rotting corpse." ,

"Carnies." ,

"Casey Anthony" ,

"Catapults." ,

"Catastrophic Urethral Trauma." ,

"Catastrophic urethral trauma." ,

"Catching 'em all." ,

"Centaurs." ,

"Chained to the bed and whipped to orgasmic bliss by a leather-clad woman." ,

"Chainsaws for hands." ,

"Charisma." ,

"Cheating in the Special Olympics." ,

"Cheetoism." ,

"Child abuse." ,

"Child beauty pageants." ,

"Child-bearing hips." ,

"Childhood friends." ,

"Children on leashes." ,

"Chivalry." ,

"Chiyo's father." ,

"Christopher Walken." ,

"Chugging a lava lamp." ,

"Chutzpah." ,

"Cimo." ,

"Civilian casualties." ,

"Clams." ,

"Classist Undertones." ,

"Classist undertones." ,

"Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar." ,

"Clenched butt cheeks." ,

"Cloud's giant fucking Buster Swords." ,

"Clubbin seals" ,

"Coat hanger abortions." ,

"Cock." ,

"Cockfights." ,

"College." ,

"Comeliness." ,

"Concealing a boner" ,

"Concealing a boner." ,

"Consensual tentacle rape." ,

"Consultants." ,

"Copping a feel." ,

"Coughing into a vagina." ,

"Count Chocula." ,

"Crippling debt." ,

"Crossplay." ,

"Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath." ,

"Crystal meth." ,

"Cthulhu." ,

"Cuddling." ,

"Cultural Marxism." ,

"Cunt" ,

"Customer service representatives." ,

"Cybernetic enhancements." ,

"Daddy issues." ,

"Daddy's belt." ,

"Dancing with a broom." ,

"Daniel Benoit" ,

"Darth Vader." ,

"Date rape." ,

"Dead babies." ,

"Dead parents." ,

"Death by Steven Seagal" ,

"Death by Steven Seagal." ,

"Death Note." ,

"Defenestration." ,

"Deflowering the princess." ,

"Demonic possession." ,

"Dental dams." ,

"Derpy." ,

"DeviantArt." ,

"Dice animism." ,

"Dice inserted somewhere painful." ,

"Dick Cheney." ,

"Dick fingers." ,

"Dildo of Enlightenment +2" ,

"Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends."" ,

"Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of “Friends.”" ,

"Disco fever." ,

"Dissociated mechanics." ,

"Doin' it in the butt." ,

"Doing the right thing." ,

"Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza." ,

"Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza." ,

"Dorito breath." ,

"Double penetration." ,

"Dragon Balls." ,

"Dragon boobs." ,

"Drinking alone." ,

"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy." ,

"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs® to get fifty continuous hours of energy." ,

"Drizzt." ,

"Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up." ,

"Dropping your pants and saluting." ,

"Drow blackface." ,

"Dry heaving." ,

"Duct tape." ,

"Dumbed down shit for ADD WoW babies." ,

"Dump stats." ,

"Dungeons and/or dragons." ,

"Dwarf tossing." ,

"Dwight Schrute" ,

"Dying alone and in pain." ,

"Dying during chargen." ,

"Dying of dysentery." ,

"Dying." ,

"Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale." ,

"Eating an albino." ,

"Eating an entire snowman." ,

"Eating the last known Bison." ,

"Eating the last known bison." ,

"Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers." ,

"Eating Tom Selleck’s mustache to gain his powers." ,

"Ecco the Dolphin." ,

"Edible underpants." ,

"Elderly Japanese men." ,

"Elf cum." ,

"Ellen Degeneres" ,

"Embryonic stem cells." ,

"Emotions." ,

"Endlessly tumbling down an up escalator." ,

"Enormous Scandinavian women." ,

"Erectile dysfunction." ,

"Estrogen." ,

"Ethnic cleansing." ,

"Eugenics." ,

"Euphoria by Calvin Klein." ,

"Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein." ,

"Eurocentric fantasy." ,

"Exactly what you'd expect." ,

"Exchanging pleasantries." ,

"Exchanging Pocky for sexual favors." ,

"Existing." ,

"Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor." ,

"Explosions." ,

"Explosive decompression." ,

"Extraordinary Rendition." ,

"Fabricating statistics." ,

"Famine." ,

"Fancy Feast©." ,

"Fancy Feast." ,

"Fangirls." ,

"Farting and walking away." ,

"Farting with your armpits." ,

"FATAL." ,

"Fear itself." ,

"Feeding Rosie O'Donnell." ,

"Fetal alcohol syndrome." ,

"Fiery poops." ,

"Figgy pudding." ,

"Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding." ,

"Finding a skeleton." ,

"Finding Waldo." ,

"Finger painting." ,

"Fingering." ,

"Finishing attack." ,

"Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog." ,

"Fishmalks." ,

"Fisting." ,

"Five-Dollar Footlongs™." ,

"Five-Dollar Footlongs." ,

"Flash flooding." ,

"Flesh-eating bacteria." ,

"Flightless birds." ,

"Flying robots that kill people." ,

"Flying sex snakes." ,

"Foreskin." ,

"Forgetting the Alamo." ,

"Forgetting the safety word." ,

"Former President George W. Bush." ,

"Frankenstein's Monster" ,

"Free samples." ,

"Friction." ,

"Friendly fire." ,

"Friends who eat all the snacks." ,

"Friends with benefits." ,

"Frolicking." ,

"Fuck Mountain." ,

"Fucking up 'Silent Night' in front of 300 parents." ,

"Fucking up “Silent Night” in front of 300 parents." ,

"Full frontal nudity." ,

"Fun Tyrant." ,

"Fun with nuns." ,

"FUNimation." ,

"Futanari." ,

"Gaia Online." ,

"Game balance." ,

"Gamer chicks." ,

"Gandalf." ,

"Gandhi." ,

"Gay aliens." ,

"Gazebos." ,

"Geese." ,

"Gelatinous Cubes." ,

"Genetically engineered super-soldiers." ,

"Genghis Khan." ,

"Genital piercings." ,

"George Clooney's musk." ,

"George Washington riding on a giant eagle." ,

"German dungeon porn." ,

"Getting a blowjob in a theater." ,

"Getting abducted and probed by aliens." ,

"Getting abducted by Peter Pan." ,

"Getting drunk on mouthwash." ,

"Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group." ,

"Getting in her pants, politely." ,

"Getting it all over the walls." ,

"Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon." ,

"Getting really high." ,

"Getting so angry that you pop a boner." ,

"Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick." ,

"Ghandi." ,

"Ghosts." ,

"Giant fucking robots." ,

"Gift-wrapping a live hamster." ,

"Girls that always be textin'." ,

"Girls that always be textin’." ,

"Girls with glasses." ,

"Githyanki therapy." ,

"Giving 110%." ,

"Gladiatorial combat." ,

"Gladitorial combat." ,

"Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards." ,

"Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook." ,

"Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts." ,

"Global warming." ,

"Gloryholes." ,

"Glue" ,

"GNS theory." ,

"Goats eating cans." ,

"Goblins." ,

"God Hates You" ,

"God." ,

"GoGurt®." ,

"GoGurt." ,

"Going around punching people." ,

"Going full retard." ,

"Going slob-slob-slob all over that knob." ,

"Going viral on YouTube." ,

"Goku's hair." ,

"Golden showers." ,

"Good grammar." ,

"Gothic Lolita." ,

"Grandma." ,

"Grandpa's ashes." ,

"Graphic violence, adult language and some sexual content." ,

"Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content." ,

"Grave robbing." ,

"Greeting Christmas carollers naked." ,

"Grimdark." ,

"Grinding levels." ,

"Grognards Against Humanity." ,

"Gundam." ,

"Gushing." ,

"Guys who don't call." ,

"Gygaxian naturalism." ,

"Hadouken." ,

"Half-assed foreplay." ,

"Hand-me-down adult diapers" ,

"Handcuffs, without the key." ,

"Harry Acropolis." ,

"Harry Potter erotica." ,

"Hatsune Miku's screams." ,

"Having a drill for a penis." ,

"Having sex in the P.E. equipment shed." ,

"Having sex on top of a pizza." ,

"Having shotguns for legs." ,

"Hayao Miyazaki." ,

"Healing Surges." ,

"Heartwarming orphans." ,

"Hello Kitty vibrator." ,

"Hentai marathons." ,

"Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II." ,

"Heteronormativity." ,

"Hillary Clinton's death stare." ,

"Hipsters." ,

"Historical revisionism." ,

"Historically black colleges." ,

"Holiday Dinner by Jack Daniels." ,

"Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine©." ,

"Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine." ,

"Homeless people." ,

"Homestuck troll horns." ,

"Homura sniffing Madoka's panties." ,

"Hope." ,

"Hormone injections." ,

"Horny catgirls." ,

"Horrifying laser hair removal accidents." ,

"Horse meat." ,

"Hot Cheese." ,

"Hot cheese." ,

"Hot Jailbait Ass." ,

"Hot people." ,

"Hot Pockets©." ,

"Hot Pockets." ,

"Hulk Hogan." ,

"Hurricane Katrina." ,

"Immaculate conception." ,

"Inappropriate yodeling." ,

"Incest." ,

"Indescribable loneliness." ,

"Indy wrestling" ,

"Insatiable bloodlust." ,

"Intelligent design." ,

"Intimacy problems." ,

"Italians." ,

"J-list." ,

"Jackie Chan." ,

"Jafar." ,

"Jailbait." ,

"Japanese people." ,

"Japanese schoolgirl porn." ,

"Jean-Claude Van Damme." ,

"Jeff Goldblum." ,

"Jefferee." ,

"Jerking off into a pool of children's tears." ,

"Jesus Christ (our lord and saviour)." ,

"Jew-fros." ,

"Jewish fraternities." ,

"Jews Against Humanity" ,

"Jibber-jabber." ,

"John Wilkes Booth." ,

"Judge Judy." ,

"Jumping out at people." ,

"Just the tip." ,

"Justin Bieber." ,

"Kamikaze pilots." ,

"Kanye West." ,

"Kawaii desu uguu." ,

"Keanu Reaves." ,

"Keanu Reeves." ,

"Keg stands." ,

"Keikaku* *(keikaku means plan)." ,

"Kids with ass cancer." ,

"Killfuck Soulshitter." ,

"Kim Jong-il." ,

"Kim-Jong-il." ,

"Kobolds." ,

"Krampus, the Austrian Christmas Monster." ,

"Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster." ,

"Lactation." ,

"Lady Gaga." ,

"Lance Armstrong's missing testicle." ,

"Land mines." ,

"Laying an egg." ,

"Leaking implants." ,

"Leaving an awkward voicemail." ,

"Leprosy." ,

"Lesbian schoolgirls." ,

"Lesbian stripper ninjas." ,

"Letting everyone down." ,

"Leveling up." ,

"Licking things to claim them as your own." ,

"Lightsaber Dildos" ,

"Liposuction gone horrible wrong." ,

"Literally eating shit." ,

"Living in a trashcan." ,

"Lockjaw." ,

"Loki, the trickster god." ,

"Loose lips." ,

"Lorraine Williams." ,

"Lotto Money." ,

"Love and Justice." ,

"Lovingly animated bouncing boobs." ,

"Low-flying planes." ,

"Lumberjack fantasies." ,

"Lunchables™." ,

"Lunchables." ,

"Lynn Minmei." ,

"Mad hacky-sack skills." ,

"Magic missile." ,

"Magical tea party." ,

"Magikarp." ,

"Maid RPG." ,

"Making a friend." ,

"Making a human centipede." ,

"Making a pouty face." ,

"Making the baby Jesus cry." ,

"Making the penises kiss." ,

"Mall Santa." ,

"Man meat." ,

"Man-Faye." ,

"Manboobs." ,

"Mark Rein·Hagen." ,

"Martial dailies." ,

"Masturbation." ,

"Mathletes." ,

"Me time." ,

"Me." ,

"MechaHitler." ,

"Media coverage." ,

"Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament." ,

"Medieval Times© Dinner & Tournament." ,

"Men." ,

"Menstruation." ,

"Michael Jackson." ,

"Michelle Obama's arms." ,

"Mike Mearls." ,

"Mild autism." ,

"Misogynerds." ,

"Moeblob." ,

"Monkey D. Luffy's rubbery cock." ,

"Monkies flinging their own shit." ,

"Mooing." ,

"Moral ambiguity." ,

"More than you can chew." ,

"Morgan Freeman's voice." ,

"Mouth herpes." ,

"Mr. Clean, right behind you." ,

"Mufasa's death scene." ,

"Mufasa’s death scene." ,

"Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him)." ,

"Multiple stab wounds." ,

"Mutually-assured destruction." ,

"My asshole" ,

"My collection of high-tech sex toys." ,

"My first kill." ,

"My gay ex-husband." ,

"My genitals." ,

"My harem of scantily clad women." ,

"My hot cousin." ,

"My humps." ,

"My inner demons." ,

"My machete." ,

"My manservant, Claude." ,

"My relationship status." ,

"My robot duplicate." ,

"My sex life." ,

"My soul." ,

"My testicles" ,

"My vagina." ,

"My waifu." ,

"Nailgun fights." ,

"Nanoha and her special friend Fate." ,

"Napalm." ,

"Naruto headbands." ,

"Natalie Portman." ,

"Natural 20." ,

"Natural male enhancement." ,

"Natural selection." ,

"Nazi super science." ,

"Nazi Zombie Robot Ninjas." ,

"Nazis." ,

"Neckbeards." ,

"Necrophilia." ,

"Neil Patrick Harris." ,

"New Age music." ,

"Nickelback." ,

"Nicolas Cage." ,

"Nipple blades." ,

"Nocturnal emissions." ,

"Not contributing to society in any meaningful way." ,

"Not giving a shit about the Third World." ,

"Not having sex." ,

"Not reciprocating oral sex." ,

"Nothing." ,

"Nubile slave boys." ,

"Nublile slave boys." ,

"Nude larping." ,

"Nunchuck moves." ,

"Obesity." ,

"Object permanence." ,

"Old-people smell." ,

"Ominous background music." ,

"Onaholes." ,

"Oncoming traffic." ,

"One Ring to rule them all." ,

"One thousand Slim Jims." ,

"Oompa-Loompas." ,

"Oozemaster." ,

"Oppai mousepads." ,

"Opposable thumbs." ,

"Osamu Tezuka, rolling in his grave forever." ,

"Other people’s children." ,

"Overcompensation." ,

"Overpowering your father." ,

"Oversized lollipops." ,

"Owlbear's tears." ,

"Pabst Blue Ribbon." ,

"Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum." ,

"Pancake bitches." ,

"Panda sex." ,

"Panty raids." ,

"Panty shots." ,

"Parting the Red Sea." ,

"Party poopers." ,

"Passable transvestites." ,

"Passing a kidney stone." ,

"Passive-aggressive Post-it notes." ,

"Peanut Butter and Baby sandwiches." ,

"Pedophiles." ,

"Pee Wee Herman." ,

"Peeing a little bit." ,

"Penis envy." ,

"People who can't take a joke. Seriously." ,

"Picking up girls at the abortion clinic." ,

"Pictures of boobs." ,

"Pissing on Gary Gygax's grave." ,

"Pistol-whipping a hostage." ,

"Pixelated bukkake." ,

"Playing God with the power of lightning." ,

"Playing tonsil-hockey." ,

"Police brutality." ,

"Pooping back and forth. Forever." ,

"Poopsicles." ,

"Poor life choices." ,

"Poor people." ,

"Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes." ,

"Popping a boner during Sex Ed class." ,

"Porn stars." ,

"Porn Stars." ,

"Portable holes." ,

"Power." ,

"Powerful thighs." ,

"Prancing." ,

"Praying the gay away." ,

"Preteens." ,

"Pretending to be happy." ,

"Pretending to care." ,

"Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game®." ,

"Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game." ,

"Prison rape." ,

"Projectile vomiting." ,

"Pterodactyl eggs." ,

"Puberty." ,

"Public ridicule." ,

"Pulling down panties with your teeth." ,

"Pulling out," ,

"Pulling out." ,

"Pumping out a baby every nine months." ,

"Puppies!" ,

"Putting an entire peanut buter and jelly sandwich into the VCR." ,

"Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR." ,

"Queefing." ,

"Quiche." ,

"Quivering jowls." ,

"Quoting Monty Python." ,

"Racially-biased SAT questions." ,

"Racing cheese wheels downhill." ,

"Racism." ,

"Random chargen" ,

"Rape." ,

"Rapenards." ,

"Raping and pillaging." ,

"Raptor attacks." ,

"Re-gifting." ,

"Redneck gypsies." ,

"Repression,." ,

"Repression." ,

"Republicans." ,

"Revenge fucking." ,

"Reverse cowgirl." ,

"Riding off into the sunset." ,

"Riding the bomb." ,

"Rifts™." ,

"Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart." ,

"Rising from the grave." ,

"Road head." ,

"Robert Downey, Jr." ,

"RoboCop." ,

"Rocks fall, everyone dies." ,

"Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king." ,

"Role-playing and roll-playing." ,

"Ron Edwards' brain damage." ,

"Ronald Reagan." ,

"Roofies." ,

"RPG.net." ,

"Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere." ,

"Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse." ,

"Sacred cows." ,

"Saliva." ,

"Same-sex ice dancing." ,

"Samuel L. Jackson." ,

"Santa Claus." ,

"Santa's heavy sack." ,

"Sarah Palin." ,

"Save or die." ,

"Saxophone solos." ,

"Saying " ,

"Scalping." ,

"School swimsuits." ,

"Science." ,

"Scientology," ,

"Scientology." ,

"Scissoring." ,

"Screaming like a maniac." ,

"Scrotal frostbite." ,

"Scrotum tickling." ,

"Scrubbing under the folds." ,

"Sean Connery." ,

"Sean Penn." ,

"Seduction." ,

"Self-flagellation." ,

"Self-loathing." ,

"Seppuku." ,

"Serfdom." ,

"Settling arguments with dance-offs." ,

"Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant." ,

"Sex with vegetables." ,

"Sexting." ,

"Sexual humiliation." ,

"Sexual tension." ,

"Sexy pillow fights." ,

"Sexy siamese twins." ,

"Sexy Siamese twins." ,

"Shaft." ,

"Shapeshifters." ,

"Shaquille O'Neal's acting career." ,

"Sharing needles." ,

"Shedding skin like a snake." ,

"Sheer spite." ,

"Shipping." ,

"Shitty eurobeat music." ,

"Shooting Valley Girls for like, saying like all the time. Really." ,

"Shutting the fuck up." ,

"Sinister laughter." ,

"Skeletor." ,

"Slapping a racist old lady." ,

"Slashfic." ,

"Slaughtering innocent children." ,

"Slaughtering innocent orc children." ,

"Slow motion." ,

"Slow seductive tentacle rape." ,

"Small breasts." ,

"Smallpox blankets." ,

"Smegma." ,

"Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time." ,

"Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time. " ,

"Sniffing glue." ,

"Socks." ,

"Sodaj." ,

"Soiling oneself." ,

"Some douche with an acoustic guitar." ,

"Some kind of bird-man." ,

"Some really fucked-up shit." ,

"Sonic The Hedgehog." ,

"Soup that is too hot." ,

"Space Jam on VHS." ,

"Space muffins." ,

"Special musical guest, Cher." ,

"Special snowflakes." ,

"Spectacular abs." ,

"Spending lots of money." ,

"Sperm whales." ,

"Splugorth blind warrior women." ,

"Spoilers." ,

"Spontaneous human combustion." ,

"Spring break!" ,

"SS Girls." ,

"Star Gentle Uterus" ,

"Statistically validated stereotypes." ,

"Stealing your sister's underwear." ,

"Steampunk bullshit." ,

"Stephen Hawking talking dirty." ,

"Steve Jackson's beard." ,

"Steve The Teacher." ,

"Steven Hawking talking dirty." ,

"Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis." ,

"Stockholm Syndrome." ,

"Storygames." ,

"Stranger danger." ,

"Stroking a cat the wrong way." ,

"Stunt cock" ,

"Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife." ,

"Sucking and blowing." ,

"Sudden Poop Explosion Disease." ,

"Suicidal thoughts." ,

"Sunshine and rainbows." ,

"Super Saiyan Level 2." ,

"Surprise sex!" ,

"Surprise sex." ,

"Survivor's guilt." ,

"Sweet, sweet vengeance." ,

"Swiftly achieving orgasm." ,

"Swine." ,

"Switching to Geico®." ,

"Switching to Geico." ,

"Swooping." ,

"Syphilitic insanity." ,

"Tabasco in your pee-hole." ,

"Tainted sushi." ,

"Take-backsies." ,

"Taking a dump in Char's helmet." ,

"Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes." ,

"Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missile." ,

"Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missiles." ,

"Taking off your shirt." ,

"Talking like a pirate, y’arr!" ,

"Tangled Slinkys." ,

"Tasteful sideboob." ,

"Teaching a robot to love." ,

"Teaching the bitch a lesson." ,

"Team-building exercises." ,

"Teen pregnancy" ,

"Teenage pregnancy." ,

"Tenderly kissing a unicorn's horn." ,

"Tentacle porn." ,

"Testicular torsion." ,

"THAC0." ,

"That ass." ,

"That bastard Jesus!" ,

"That thing that electrocutes your abs." ,

"The Übermensch." ,

"The American Dream" ,

"The American Dream." ,

"The Amish." ,

"The Big Bang Theory (TV)" ,

"The Big Bang." ,

"The Blood of Christ." ,

"The boners of the elderly." ,

"The bullet with your name on it." ,

"The Care Bear Stare." ,

"The Chinese gymnastics team." ,

"The chronic." ,

"The clitoris." ,

"The corporations." ,

"The Crisis of Treachery™." ,

"The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy." ,

"The day the birds attacked." ,

"The Donald Trump Seal of Approval™." ,

"The Donald Trump Seal of Approval." ,

"The economy." ,

"The entire Internet." ,

"The entire Palladium Books® Megaverse™" ,

"The entire rest of eternity, spent in fucking Bruges." ,

"The Fanta girls." ,

"The folly of man." ,

"The forbidden fruit." ,

"The Force." ,

"The Forge." ,

"The four arms of Vishnu." ,

"The gays." ,

"The glass ceiling." ,

"The Google." ,

"The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney." ,

"The Gulags." ,

"The Hamburglar." ,

"The hardworking Mexican." ,

"The Harlem Globetrotters." ,

"The harsh light of day." ,

"The heart of a child." ,

"The hiccups." ,

"The Holy Bible." ,

"The homosexual agenda." ,

"The human body." ,

"The Hustle." ,

"The inevitable heat death of the universe." ,

"The invisible hand." ,

"The Jews." ,

"The KKK." ,

"The Kool-Aid Man." ,

"The Land of Chocolate." ,

"The last shreads of dignity." ,

"The Little Engine That Could." ,

"The Make-A-Wish foundation." ,

"The Make-A-Wish® Foundation." ,

"The marbles from Ramune bottles." ,

"The mere concept of Applebee's®." ,

"The mere concept of Applebee's." ,

"The milk man." ,

"The miracle of childbirth." ,

"The mixing of the races." ,

"The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth." ,

"The naked succubus in the Monster Manual." ,

"The new Radiohead album." ,

"The oceans rising to reclaim the land." ,

"The ooze." ,

"The placenta." ,

"The Pope." ,

"The power of friendship." ,

"The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now." ,

"The profoundly handicapped." ,

"The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili’s." ,

"The Quesadilla Explosion Salad™ from Chili's©." ,

"The random prostitute table." ,

"The Rapture." ,

"The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr." ,

"The shambling corpse of Larry King." ,

"The South." ,

"The Star Wars Holiday Special." ,

"The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life." ,

"The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge." ,

"The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System." ,

"The Tempur-Pedic© Swedish Sleep System™." ,

"The terrorists." ,

"The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn." ,

"The thing that electrocutes your abs." ,

"The Three-Fifths Compromise." ,

"The Three-Fifths compromise." ,

"The tiny calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card." ,

"The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card." ,

"The token minority." ,

"The Trail of Tears." ,

"The true meaning of Christmas." ,

"The tsunami." ,

"The Ubermensch." ,

"The underground railroad." ,

"The Underground Railroad." ,

"The violation of our most basic human rights." ,

"The Virginia Tech Massacre." ,

"The Wave Undulation Cannon." ,

"The way white people is." ,

"The World of Warcraft." ,

"Third base." ,

"This card intentionally left blank." ,

"Three buckets of urine, free for 2 nights, with no late fee" ,

"Three months in the hole." ,

"Throwing water on a braless woman in a white t-shirt" ,

"Tiny nipples." ,

"Tom Cruise." ,

"Tongue." ,

"Toni Morrison's vagina." ,

"Too much hair gel." ,

"Total Party Kill." ,

"Tripping balls." ,

"Tsundere." ,

"Tweeting." ,

"Two And A Half Men." ,

"Two girls, one cup." ,

"Two midgets shitting into a bucket." ,

"Ugly Mexican Hookers." ,

"Under the ring." ,

"Underage cosplayers in bondage gear." ,

"Unfathomable stupidity." ,

"Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks." ,

"Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots." ,

"Uppercuts." ,

"Upskirts." ,

"Vaginal warts" ,

"Vampire: The Masquerade." ,

"Vehicular manslaughter." ,

"Velcro™." ,

"Velcro." ,

"Verisimilitude." ,

"Viagra©." ,

"Viagra." ,

"Vietnam flashbacks." ,

"Vigilante justice." ,

"Vigorous jazz hands." ,

"Vikings." ,

"Voice actress Megumi Hayashibara." ,

"Vomiting in the shower" ,

"Vomiting mid-blowjob." ,

"Waiting 'til marriage." ,

"Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot." ,

"Warm, velvety muppet sex." ,

"Wasting all your money on hookers and booze." ,

"Waterboarding." ,

"Weapons-grade plutonium." ,

"Wearing an octopus for a hat." ,

"Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry." ,

"Weeaboo bullshit." ,

"Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about." ,

"When you fart and a little bit comes out." ,

"Whining like a little bitch." ,

"Whipping a disobedient slave." ,

"Whipping it out." ,

"White people." ,

"White privilege." ,

"Wideface." ,

"Wifely duties." ,

"William Shatner." ,

"Winking at old people." ,

"Winning." ,

"Wiping her butt." ,

"Women in yogurt commercials." ,

"Women's suffrage." ,

"Words, words, words." ,

"World peace." ,

"Yaoi." ,

"Yard Tards." ,

"Yeast." ,

"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS." ,

"ZA WARUDO!" ,

"Zangief's chest hair." ,

"Zeus's sexual appetites." ,

"“Tweeting.”"

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