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Required to hand over my taxes

Don’t think I will — you can’t make me

Required to hand over whistleblower information

Nope… my administration doesn’t have to

Required to cooperate with subpoenas

Nope, that one doesn’t apply to me either

My administration goes by my rules

Never going to go by yours

I rule my country with an iron hand

No matter whether or not I can

I don’t have to be honest

I don’t have to tell the truth

I can break any law I want

You can’t touch me at all

I own the budget, not you

I can spend what I want when I want

I don’t have to listen to you

And you can’t do anything about it

I don’t care if you take me to court

I don’t care if they rule against me

No one can make me do anything at all

Except maybe my pal Putin