Frankenstorm and the Zomney Apocalypse

Hurricane Sandy is prompting Romney to etch-a-sketch his earlier comments about federal disaster relief, which he called “immoral,” arguing it should be sent back to states or the private sector - aka corporate "disaster vultures.” In response, a Twitter parody offers Romney Storm Tips - "Everyone should head to their second or third home to safety," "Make sure all your binders of women are up high from flood waters" - and sci-fi whiz Joss Whedon "endorses" Romney, citing "the purity and courage" of his "apocalyptic vision." "Romney is ready to make the deep rollbacks in healthcare, education, social services that will guarantee poverty, unemployment, overpopulation, disease, rioting - all crucial elements in creating a nightmare zombie wasteland...Mitt's not afraid to face a ravening grasping hoard of subhumans, because that's how he sees poor people already."

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