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Hilter doesn't get into World of Warcraft Stress Test Server Beta

Hitler doesn't make it into the stress test

00:00 - 00:03 The Stress Test server is live

00:04 - 00:05 We need everyone logging in

00:05 - 00:07 and jumping in queue ahead of the streamers

00:08 - 00:12 We are expecting thousands of testers

00:12 - 00:15 As of now we have 32.33% chance of getting in

00:17 - 00:19 Blizzard has learned from '04

00:19 - 00:21 And I'm ahead of Asmon in Queue

00:24 - 00:26 Non-streamer

00:27 - 00:28 We can't

00:31 - 00:33 We can't get past the login screen

00:34 - 00:36 Asmongold is creating a character

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who is a streamer and logged in, please leave

01:13 - 01:15 I was ahead of him by 400+ slots

01:15 - 01:17 How did he make it past me?

01:18 - 01:23 The server shows at medium population! How is every streamer in?

01:25 - 01:28 I'm stuck here looking at the login screen

01:29 - 01:31 I'm going to miss the race!

01:31 - 01:34 I can't hit level 5!

01:34 - 01:37 I'll never get level 75 fishing!

01:37 - 01:40 or world first Hogger!

01:40 - 01:42 We have time, Hogger is level 11

01:42 - 01:46 I bet Asmon is forming a raid as we speak!

01:46 - 01:48 We are still doing our part for the test

01:48 - 01:52 FUCK THAT! I was promised a slot!

01:53 - 01:54 I subbed $15 a month for this!

01:56 - 01:57 Do you know how long I've waited?

01:57 - 02:00 14 fucking years! This was my escape!

02:00 - 02:03 I took PTO!

02:04 - 02:08 Now I'm stuck here watching streamers have my fun!

02:08 - 02:13 That was my slot! How could Blizzard do this?

02:14 - 02:16 Do streamers really get higher priority?

02:17 - 02:21 I swear to god I'll burn reddit down if the GMs start spawning stuff

02:27 - 02:29 Are we past the times where

02:30 - 02:34 everyone had an even chance?

02:34 - 02:36 The days when beta access actually meant access

02:41 - 02:42 They didn't even stress the server

02:43 - 02:47 A race pulls everyone from the starter zones!

02:48 - 02:53 How are you supposed to test layering?

02:54 - 02:56 Or respawn rates? server lag?

02:56 - 02:59 But these fucks get in over me!

03:00 - 03:02 I hope Blizzard understands their colossal fuckup!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay we made it in. He's just salty.

03:14 - 03:16 what's even going on in there?

03:19 - 03:23 I hope everyone can't even move

03:25 - 03:26 I bet the GMs didn't even spawn anything cool

03:31 - 03:33 Why would they for those assholes?

03:40 - 03:46 You know I am to blame

03:46 - 03:49 I once viewed Asmon's stream