Any wizard worth their salt will tell you that the difference between a good enchanted item and a great enchanted item is poetic irony. Why would you want a regular old bauble that grants immortality when you could instead have a painting that stores all your age, releasing it upon you in an instant if damaged? Do you want a bracelet that quietly vibrates when danger is near, or do you want a sword that responds to danger by lighting up like a beacon, letting the danger know you’re there as well?

If you are one of the many who appreciate a proper enchanted item, then the Hoodie of Gray Tomorrow is for you. Unlike its in-comic counterpart, the Hoodie of Gray Tomorrow does not actually turn you invisible and/or blind you. However, it has many other similarities, such as:

It’s expensive.

It’s gaudy.

It’s made in a distant magical land I’ve never been to.

Its thick, comfortable, 60/40 cotton/poly fabric will keep you warm and cozy on the snowiest of nights.

It doesn’t actually say “Gray Tomorrow” anywhere on it, so you can call it whatever you want.

Featuring a comic-accurate custom hood, a jeweled zipper, and a simple zig-zagged stripe print, the Hoodie of Gray Tomorrow is a tasteful, modern take on Katia’s priciest possession, including herself. Preorder yours today, and get it in time for winter!





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