>be in a restaurant

>eating a steak

>just about to cut into it

>a tendril of smoke comes from over my shoulder and covers the steak

>it spreads over the table

>it spreads over my face

>lights fade from sight

>blind for several minutes

>strong smell of bananas makes me gag

>smokes clears

>see 20 year old in a beanie with facial piercings

>holding a VHS Tape with a spout

>give him death glare

>he says “Hey man, it’s just water vapor”

>he rides away on his heelies