Insufficient Funds Giveaway, College Students Edition

Holler, holler if you love scholar dollarz! We’re giving away $3,000 to one lucky college kid, regardless of what your grades are or how well you throw a ball.

It’s not a full ride to an Ivy League, but how about 3,000 big ones, for you to spend however the heck you want. Like:

Fake IDs for you and your 10 roommates; a couch that doesn’t actually smell like things, it just smells like couch; super sick gaming rig; hiring an actor to play your out-of-state significant other in front of your new friends; 8,500 Cups o Noodles; tacos, so many tacos; Beer Pong pro coaching; bad tattoos, friend luring hacky sack; 11,999 laundry quarters, and 1 for drinking games; grow lamps for your …cactus; small donation to resident advisor to ‘look the other way’; bail money; team color body paint; term paper “consultant”; monogrammed Tupperware, so your roomies know whose food they’re stealing; background check on your roommate