New York blogger Rafi D’Angelo recently overheard a conversation on the subway between two “construction- worker types” who discovered they had something in common.

“I’ve been doing this for about six months now, trying to catch interesting things on the subway,” posted D’Angelo. “But I haven’t had any luck so far because I ride boring trains. Today was good, though.”

Guy #1: “My wife wants me to get fixed like a dog but I don’t see why she can’t just keep taking the pill.”

Guy #2: No more kids for you two?

Guy #1: No, she figures we’re both getting too old for a baby.

Guy #2: How is your boy anyway? Haven’t seen him in awhile.

Guy #1: Oh John’s good, pitching this year varsity.

Guy #2: He’ll definitely have the girls hanging around him now.

Guy #1: Yeah if he had any time for them.

Guy #2: Focused on baseball?

Guy #1: Focused on boys.

Guy #2: You’re shittin’ me!

Guy #1: I kid you not. Came out to me and Mary Ann bold as daylight last year.

Guy #2: Well I’ll be damned! I’m not supposed to know it but I overheard Patrick Jr. tell his sister he might be gay not two months ago.

Guy #1: We all saw that coming though.

Guy #2: You’re the second person to say that. How’d everybody see it but me?

Guy #1: It was just a feeling, Pat. He was always a little soft, ya know?

Guy #2: I guess you’re right. But damn Charlie, we both have gay kids. What do we do now? Both our sons are gay.

Guy #1: We don’t do anything. We let em be gay and if some kid calls ’em a faggot we go to their house and raise hell with the parents like normal.

Guy #2: Well I guess John and Lucinda won’t be getting together like we thought awhile ago.

Guy #1: Guess not.

**long pause**

Guy #2: Hey Charlie, you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

Guy #1: I was for about half-a-second then it got weird and I started thinkin’ about somethin’ else instead.

The future is here, folks.