HELLO, I'm one of those men who shouts a lot outside of Parliament whenever I see someone being interviewed on camera. I mostly just shout 'Leave' but sometimes I do other things. Here's how I spend my day...

8am: Wake up from a dream where I'm playing chess against Emanuel Macron. I don't know how to play chess and when I realise this in the dream I just shout 'Leave!' and turn into a post box. Then I get out of bed, stick the kettle on and shout at the television.

9.30am: Arrive at Parliament. I stick up my seven Union Jacks then keep my eyes peeled for any cameras or journalists knocking round so I can start shouting 'Leave!' while they interview a traitor.

12 noon: Lunch. I buy a savoury cheese sandwich from Tesco and shout 'Leave' at the young man on the checkout after he fails to complain angrily about traitors.

12.30pm to 5pm: Look out for anyone being interviewed and shout loudly in the background. I see my role as preventing Kay Burley or Simon McCoy off the BBC from doing their jobs properly. Just your everyday stuff and not weird at all.

5pm- 11pm: After a day of shouting I go to the pub. I ask for a pint of mild and then shout 'Leave!' at the barman. It really is hard to turn off from work sometimes. I'll often notice someone being filmed by their friend on a mobile phone and march up and down in the background shouting 'Leave' at the top of my lungs, like a perfectly normal British man.