ĆRight this is the crack, I was dumped few months ago day after my grandad died and it hit me hard, but recently I've been asked by a filthy little hottie to go few county's with her but she's leaving soon, this girl is sexy and she has bondage chains, that's basically all you need to know to understand that bit. But after battling a bit of depression, unstable was the diagnosis but I'm sure doctor was shit! But ended up losing my job over it so do us a favour if everyone in the world spots me a quid with your details I'll systematically send them pounds back further in the future thankyou.

Love Lucas