The coronavirus is ruining the lavish annual spring break plans of the 1 percent.

Manhattan’s private jet set was packed and ready to decamp to Aspen, Colo., or island paradises, but they’ll have to settle for holing up at their Hamptons mansions for the (now indefinite) break.

Social fixture and entrepreneur Julie Macklowe told Town & Country of the situation: “There’s a funny joke running around … The whole Upper East Side’s gonna end up divorced, because now everyone has to vacation and live together. I think it’s gonna definitely be a lot more family time than most people have experienced in their life.”

She just canceled her family’s annual trip to Aspen in lieu of decamping to their Hamps home. “We’re driving a U-Haul out to the Hamptons. Which means I’ll probably be the first to die,” she figured.

A few others are continuing with their plans, including Jill Kargman — but that comes with anxiety. “I mean we weren’t getting into Wuhan or anything, just Palm Springs! My parents want us to come no matter what and said, ‘We all have to be careful but live our lives,’” she told the mag.

But, “I just hope they don’t lock down New York like Milan and then we can’t get back. I’m so addicted to New York; I’d rather die of coronavirus than die of boredom!”