Welcome to the first instalment of my subpar blog ‘Second Season Syndrome’. This will just be a short and sweet intro for the blog, which will probably be the same shit as everyone else’s, but I wanted to give it a go and see what happens.

This is just a bit of fun for me to try to keep track of my diabolical team and slowly watch my money slip from my grasp. I always wanted to attempt a blog but never had anything to talk about because I’m a boring bastard. Finally, fantasy has caught up with reality for me – albeit, still as a boring bastard…

My first proper entry will be tomorrow afternoon and it will be slightly different to a normal blog telling you why this player was chosen etc. Undoubtedly, that will probably be included, but what I’m most excited about (I have to be way too overexcited to make up for no one else giving a fuck) is an idea I had which came to me at the back end of last year as I wondered what dreadful scenarios might have been had I not brought in the King of Joshua, breaker of wagons, scorer of goals, proving-wronger of doubters (not my best) and the rightful ruler of all my hopes and dreams. More details will be up tomorrow. Until then, I can only apologise for making you read this drivel.

As some may have realised due to my profile on reddit being only a day old, this is not my main account, I’ve created it as I would prefer at this time to remain anonymous (because let’s face it, this could be shit and no one could care, so why tarnish the good name which… none of you… know… anyway… huh… oh well). It also means my ML rivals won’t be able to discover my thoughts prior to each week and counter them – the sly little dicks.

If you have any thoughts, queries, things you would like to see, or simply want to tell me to fuck off and stop annoying you, let me know either here or in the Reddit comment section. Thanks for reading, and hope you come back for a gander tomorrow. If not, I don’t blame you, but now I’ll only half-heartedly wish you luck for the season… yeah, I showed you!