Some town names in our country, not to mention around the globe, are just plain silly. And when you see the police cars patrolling these silly-named towns it just adds to the level of silliness.

I'm sure these police departments are tired of all the jokes, but for the rest of us, I present...the 15 most absurd police department names:

1. Sandwich Police - Massachusetts

Enroute to guy who refused to hold the onions.



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2. Surprise Police - Arizona

Surprise! It's the cops!



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3. Bald Knob Police - Arkansas

They'd love this one in the UK.



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4. Savage Police - Minnesota

They're just a little too brutal in their approach for my liking.



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5. Climax Police - Georgia

Oh my God, we're coming...to get you.



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6. Peculiar Police - Missouri

Can't put my finger on it, but something's just not right about these guys.



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7. Licking Police - Missouri

Doesn't seem very sanitary.



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8. "French Licking" Police - Indiana

I know what a French kiss is. What exactly is a French lick?



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9. Hooker Police - Oklahoma

Ladies of the night, you don't stand a chance in this town.



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10. Hazard Police - Kentucky

Occupational hazard.



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11. Beaver Police - Pennsylvania

These guys must be busy.



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12. Horni­ Police - Germany

Frisking just became really, really awkward.



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13. Flushing Police - Michigan

Always on call...when someone leaves a floater.



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14. Bacon Police - Georgia

And you thought your local police department heard a lot of bacon-related cracks.



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15. Flippin Police - Arkansas

Oh snap! It's the flippin' cops!



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Did we miss any good ones? Add yours in the comments.