So reddit asks you any allergies you have when you sign up for an exchange. I'm allergic to penicillin, and put that I can't imagine why anyone would ship me penicillin. Imagine my surprise when I get a giant stuffed penicillin microbe. It's so awesome and I'm amazed my match found a safe way to ship me it. They also included an awesome zombie penguin (my favorite animal and my favorite horror monster combined in one.

As an avid beer drinker and atheist I will be putting the atheist bottle opener to good use today as well

Finally a book by sterling archer on how to be as awesome as him.

My secret Santa went above and beyond for this arbitrary day to find the things I love (and that can kill me). Thank you so much