cloppyhooves: girl big macintosh is in your bed, waiting for you

[11:20 PM] cloppyhooves: what do

[11:20 PM] plotospex: Talk about apples

[11:21 PM] rarity_times_two: hmm you could probably seduce her with some apples

[11:21 PM] outtaspec: http://www.reddit.com/r/ClopClop/comments/kjcjq/looks_like_futashy_is_feeling_a_bit_rapey_

[11:21 PM] tsiugnil: seduce with apples

[11:21 PM] rarity_times_two: here pony pony pony

[11:21 PM] rarity_times_two: want some apples?

[11:21 PM] cloppyhooves: You seduce girl big mac with the apples

[11:21 PM] cloppyhooves: she is now hungrily eyeing your crotch

[11:21 PM] outtaspec: lol

[11:21 PM] cloppyhooves: what do?

[11:22 PM] tsiugnil: put apple in pants

[11:22 PM] rarity_times_two: hmm maybe place apples on crotch

[11:22 PM] plotospex: "Big Mac my crotch is not apples it is genitals"

[11:22 PM] rarity_times_two: yeas

[11:22 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: paint my genitals apples

[11:22 PM] outtaspec: baby's arm holding an apple

[11:22 PM] tsiugnil: then she might eat them

[11:22 PM] cloppyhooves: Girl Big Macintosh sees the apple on you crotch

[11:22 PM] tsiugnil: eat lots of apples so semen is sweet

[11:22 PM] rarity_times_two: i love that caption "feeling a bit rapey today..."

[11:23 PM] cloppyhooves: and licks it sensually, moving her tongue from the stem to the base

[11:23 PM] cloppyhooves: what do

[11:23 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: nothing to do

[11:23 PM] plotospex: happy do

[11:23 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: she's doing all the work

[11:23 PM] rarity_times_two: she gently nibbles at the apples

[11:23 PM] tsiugnil: try not to say something awkward

[11:23 PM] outtaspec: lol

[11:23 PM] cloppyhooves: you attempt to not say something awkward

[11:23 PM] clammyhooves left the room.

[11:23 PM] cloppyhooves: unfortunately, in your efforts, you blurt out "bananas!"

[11:23 PM] guest-85049 entered the room.

[11:24 PM] cloppyhooves: girl big mac gives you a quizzical look

[11:24 PM] cloppyhooves: what do

[11:24 PM] guest-85049 changed nickname to clammyhooves

[11:24 PM] tsiugnil: "you like fruit, right?"

[11:24 PM] tsiugnil: :&

[11:24 PM] rarity_times_two: aww you ruined my fantasy

[11:24 PM] cloppyhooves: She says that she does indeed like fruit

[11:24 PM] tsiugnil: i like to eat eat eat apples and bananas

[11:25 PM] cloppyhooves: You somehow manage to turn things around by relating your penis to a banana

[11:25 PM] rarity_times_two: so if girl big mac want to have pony sex?

[11:25 PM] rarity_times_two: do you make her lie down or stand up?

[11:25 PM] tsiugnil: sing the apples and bananas song as she licks your cock

[11:25 PM] cloppyhooves: She gets back into it and unzips your pants, pulling them off with her teeth

[11:25 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: lie down

[11:25 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: lick her clit

[11:25 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: and slowly move up

[11:26 PM] cloppyhooves: she asks if you want to be standing up or lieing down

[11:26 PM] cloppyhooves: what say

[11:26 PM] tsiugnil: i think you're supposed to be kissing and slowly move down

[11:26 PM] cloppyhooves: *or sitting down

[11:26 PM] outtaspec: lol

[11:26 PM] speedingturtle1: oh god what did i tab back into

[11:26 PM] rarity_times_two: i'd kiss her first

[11:26 PM] rarity_times_two: but she's getting impatient

[11:26 PM] tsiugnil: making out on bed

[11:27 PM] tsiugnil: flip her on her back

[11:27 PM] outtaspec: you gotta romance her first. Like the Crushinator

[11:27 PM] rarity_times_two: @ speedingturtle LOL

[11:27 PM] tsiugnil: like a man

[11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: instead of giving her an answer, you plant your lips on hers

[11:27 PM] rarity_times_two: nibble on her hooves

[11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: the two of you kiss passionately

[11:27 PM] tsiugnil: and then slowly move down her body while kissing her body

[11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: not breaking the kiss, you push her back onto your bed

[11:27 PM] clammyhooves: ok everypony off to bed for me

[11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: onto her back

[11:27 PM] clammyhooves: night y'all

[11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: what do

[11:27 PM] cloppyhooves: also, good night

[11:27 PM] outtaspec: you want to miss this?

[11:27 PM] plotospex: Alright, goodnight

[11:27 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: good night

[11:27 PM] rarity_times_two: goodnight clammy

[11:28 PM] tsiugnil: is she wearing cloths?

[11:28 PM] plotospex: Dream of ponies

[11:28 PM] tsiugnil: night!

[11:28 PM] rarity_times_two: dream of ponies!

[11:28 PM] tsiugnil: ponies

[11:28 PM] outtaspec: g'night

[11:28 PM] tsiugnil: dream of them

[11:28 PM] clammyhooves: all i do when i hit the hay, is dream of ponies!

[11:28 PM] clammyhooves: <3 nite

[11:28 PM] cloppyhooves: Girl Big Mac is not wearing clothes

[11:28 PM] clammyhooves left the room.

[11:28 PM] tsiugnil: okay, i think my telling of the fantasy works better with humanized girl big mac

[11:28 PM] outtaspec: ???

[11:28 PM] rarity_times_two: we're flexiable

[11:29 PM] tsiugnil: humanized girl big mac would be worthy of /r/hardbodies

[11:29 PM] tsiugnil: let's stick with ponies

[11:29 PM] outtaspec: for now...

[11:29 PM] tsiugnil: i'm significantly less acquainted with making out with ponies

[11:29 PM] rarity_times_two: well yo're a pony too

[11:29 PM] rarity_times_two: so it works

[11:30 PM] tsiugnil: yeah, i guess so

[11:30 PM] outtaspec: how do I type?

[11:30 PM] tsiugnil: you are a pony. what do?

[11:30 PM] rarity_times_two: i think i'm about to have ponysex w/ girl big mac

[11:30 PM] tsiugnil: anyway, back to cloppy's story

[11:30 PM] tsiugnil: cloppy, where are you?

[11:30 PM] cloppyhooves: girl big mac pony is lieing on her back on your bed

[11:30 PM] cloppyhooves: what do?

[11:31 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: read clopfics

[11:31 PM] tsiugnil: to her

[11:31 PM] outtaspec: in a british accent

[11:31 PM] tsiugnil: read i'd like to be a tree to her

[11:31 PM] cloppyhooves: In an attempt to arouse her, you read "I'd like to be a tree" to her in a british accent

[11:31 PM] tsiugnil: get a large dildo and act out those parts on her

[11:31 PM] outtaspec: I feel like a dice roll is happening

[11:31 PM] cloppyhooves: As you come across teh saucy parts, she begins rubbing herself

[11:32 PM] cloppyhooves: (I sadly do not have any dice)

[11:32 PM] rarity_times_two: clopping

[11:32 PM] tsiugnil: retrieve large dildo that you just happen to have in your drawer

[11:32 PM] outtaspec: the black one or the obershene?

[11:32 PM] rarity_times_two: horse dick shaped dildo?

[11:32 PM] cloppyhooves: You retrieve a large dildo from you drawers

[11:32 PM] cloppyhooves: you are confident that you washed it well from the last time you used it

[11:33 PM] tsiugnil: it should be smooth like the tree branch

[11:33 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: i dont have dildos in my drawer

[11:33 PM] cloppyhooves: Yes you do

[11:33 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: can i use my mom's?

[11:33 PM] outtaspec: only this one time

[11:33 PM] tsiugnil: that's not advisable

[11:33 PM] tsiugnil: you are a pony

[11:33 PM] tsiugnil: ponies don't have parents

[11:33 PM] tsiugnil: it's cannon

[11:33 PM] rarity_times_two: its true

[11:33 PM] outtaspec: poor scoot

[11:33 PM] rarity_times_two: except for twi

[11:34 PM] tsiugnil: spontaneous generation

[11:34 PM] tsiugnil: foster parents

[11:34 PM] outtaspec: and Pinkie

[11:34 PM] rarity_times_two: yea

[11:34 PM] guest-85161 entered the room.

[11:34 PM] guest-85161 changed nickname to synapsid

[11:34 PM] synapsid: Whoa

[11:34 PM] synapsid: Lots of cloppers in here

[11:34 PM] tsiugnil: anyway, retrieved large smooth dildo from drawer

[11:34 PM] rarity_times_two: hello pony

[11:34 PM] outtaspec: you picked a hell of a time to drop by

[11:34 PM] outtaspec: lol

[11:35 PM] synapsid: Apparently

[11:35 PM] synapsid: And, also, I've hit the sauce

[11:35 PM] synapsid: So

[11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: You brandish the large, smooth dildo in your hoof

[11:35 PM] rarity_times_two: so you start slow or fast on her?

[11:35 PM] outtaspec: slow

[11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: Girl Big Macintosh asks where you want to stick it

[11:35 PM] outtaspec: romance, remember?

[11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: what say

[11:35 PM] tsiugnil: help her clop until you get the part where fluttershy sidles onto the tree branch

[11:35 PM] synapsid: Girl Big Macintosh?

[11:35 PM] tsiugnil: in your mouth, not hoof

[11:35 PM] outtaspec: lol

[11:35 PM] tsiugnil: or are we magic ponies?

[11:35 PM] cloppyhooves: (Fine, you were holding it in your mouth)

[11:35 PM] rarity_times_two: hmm we can use magic

[11:36 PM] outtaspec: ARE WE NOT MAGIC PONIES?!?!

[11:36 PM] cloppyhooves: (Fine, you were magic ponies)

[11:36 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: okay

[11:36 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: gonna sleep

[11:36 PM] tsiugnil: use friendship on girl big mac

[11:36 PM] synapsid: Wait, what is happening

[11:36 PM] rarity_times_two: pony CLOP

[11:36 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13: farewell and happy clopping

[11:36 PM] outtaspec: later!

[11:36 PM] tsiugnil: adios

[11:36 PM] cloppyhooves: theyr'e attempting to have sex with girl big macintosh

[11:36 PM] cloppyhooves: see ya

[11:36 PM] rarity_times_two: bye aaa 13 pony

[11:36 PM] tsiugnil: ponies, dream of them

[11:36 PM] aaaaaaaaaaaaa13 left the room.

[11:36 PM] synapsid: Do we need Big Mac to be a girl to have sex with him?

[11:37 PM] tsiugnil: this just happens to be the situation

[11:37 PM] rarity_times_two: it's up to you

[11:37 PM] cloppyhooves: No, but the lead in to this was Girl Big Macintosh

[11:37 PM] outtaspec: I'm in a stage one lighter emergency. damn

[11:37 PM] rarity_times_two: but we're referencing the pic

[11:37 PM] synapsid: Goddamned fucking internets

[11:37 PM] synapsid: They're acting up

[11:37 PM] synapsid left the room.

[11:37 PM] guest-85214 entered the room.

[11:37 PM] guest-85214 changed nickname to synapsid

[11:37 PM] cloppyhooves: instead of answering her about where you want to put it, you move your hoof onto hers

[11:38 PM] synapsid: Let's try that now

[11:38 PM] guest-85219 entered the room.

[11:38 PM] tsiugnil: don't even answer, just stick it in

[11:38 PM] cloppyhooves: as you continue to read the story, you gently use your hoof to move her hoof to rub hersel

[11:38 PM] synapsid: Pretty hooves...yummy

[11:38 PM] guest-85219 changed nickname to inglip

[11:38 PM] cloppyhooves: she shudders in pleasure as she feels you guide her, and lets out a moan

[11:38 PM] tsiugnil: hola, welcome to clopping d&d

[11:39 PM] rarity_times_two: she begind to pony blush

[11:39 PM] outtaspec: lol

[11:39 PM] cloppyhooves: (I really wish I had some dice, actually)

[11:39 PM] inglip: O/////o

[11:39 PM] rarity_times_two: (but she's already red?)

[11:39 PM] plotospex: There are online dice rollers

[11:39 PM] inglip: (is everyone here a guy_

[11:39 PM] cloppyhooves: oh, hey

[11:39 PM] synapsid: I am

[11:39 PM] rarity_times_two: there are girls sometimes

[11:39 PM] outtaspec: http://www.random.org/dice/

[11:39 PM] tsiugnil: let's say i am

[11:39 PM] inglip: (nothing to see here, bye bye)

[11:40 PM] inglip left the room.

[11:40 PM] outtaspec: lol

[11:40 PM] rarity_times_two: scared another pony away

[11:40 PM] tsiugnil: is he just looking for girls in a clopping chat?

[11:40 PM] synapsid: Woops

[11:40 PM] outtaspec: good luck with that

[11:40 PM] rarity_times_two: no kidding

[11:40 PM] synapsid: See, that's the problem with being too exclusive

[11:40 PM] cloppyhooves: hmm okay now that I have dice I guess your guys' actions will be slightly determined by ch

[11:40 PM] cloppyhooves: ance

[11:40 PM] rarity_times_two: good idead

[11:40 PM] tsiugnil: the uninitiated don't appreciate futa

[11:40 PM] plotospex: I think that of the 3 girlponies I know, two of them clop

[11:41 PM] plotospex: But hooray, dice

[11:41 PM] tsiugnil: we should edit the welcome to the barn pic to include futashy

[11:41 PM] tsiugnil: yay dice

[11:41 PM] cloppyhooves: you are currently guiding girl big mac's hooves to rub herself as you continue to read the

[11:41 PM] cloppyhooves: story to her

[11:41 PM] rarity_times_two: so you roll a #? you do ..?

[11:41 PM] cloppyhooves: some of the wetness is seeping from her onto her hooves, and then onto your hooves

[11:41 PM] synapsid: I'll roll a number

[11:41 PM] cloppyhooves: what do now

[11:42 PM] tsiugnil: 20 means it works?

[11:42 PM] tsiugnil: or are we using a 6

[11:42 PM] outtaspec: use a 2

[11:42 PM] synapsid: but actually, first, I require more sauce

[11:42 PM] synapsid: brb

[11:42 PM] cloppyhooves: (this website I have is just a d6)

[11:42 PM] rarity_times_two: odd vs even

[11:42 PM] cloppyhooves: (though I can use multiple dice)

[11:42 PM] rarity_times_two: odd: lick it up

[11:42 PM] rarity_times_two: even: keep rubbing

[11:42 PM] tsiugnil: multple dice changes the probability

[11:42 PM] synapsid left the room.

[11:42 PM] tsiugnil: there's a higher probability toward the center

[11:43 PM] cloppyhooves: That wasn't really what I though I might do with the dice, rarity, but that works

[11:43 PM] tsiugnil: is there a both?

[11:43 PM] cloppyhooves: but, you rolled odd

[11:43 PM] cloppyhooves: you bring your hoof to your mouth and begin licking the juices off, making a display to

[11:43 PM] rarity_times_two: so you move yout pony tounge down toward her ponyvag

[11:43 PM] cloppyhooves: show girl big mac

[11:43 PM] tsiugnil: can we do: 6 - works perfectly, 1 - fail?

[11:43 PM] rarity_times_two: that works too

[11:43 PM] cloppyhooves: as you lick, you taste apples

[11:44 PM] cloppyhooves: (yeah, that works)

[11:44 PM] outtaspec: lol

[11:44 PM] cloppyhooves: girl big mac seems to enjoy the display you put on

[11:44 PM] rarity_times_two: see we could write copfic as group effort

[11:44 PM] cloppyhooves: you also notice you are quite aroused

[11:44 PM] cloppyhooves: what do

[11:44 PM] tsiugnil: say "mmm, applesauce"

[11:44 PM] cloppyhooves: you compliment her taste

[11:44 PM] cloppyhooves: she blushes

[11:44 PM] cloppyhooves: what do

[11:44 PM] outtaspec: lets see if we can get some return action

[11:45 PM] cloppyhooves: what ask

[11:45 PM] tsiugnil: kiss her on the pubis

[11:45 PM] outtaspec: or that

[11:45 PM] rarity_times_two: do ponies have that?

[11:45 PM] tsiugnil: no idea

[11:45 PM] tsiugnil: just go with it

[11:45 PM] rarity_times_two: haha yeahh

[11:45 PM] cloppyhooves: you crane you neck down and kiss her on the pubis

[11:46 PM] tsiugnil: look up at her sexily

[11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: she sighs

[11:46 PM] tsiugnil: (are you rolling?)

[11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: (yes)

[11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: you look up at her sexily

[11:46 PM] tsiugnil: (is sighing good or bad?)

[11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: your gaze alone is enough to get her even more wet

[11:46 PM] rarity_times_two: wantingly

[11:46 PM] outtaspec: good

[11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: (it was a good sigh)

[11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: what next

[11:46 PM] tsiugnil: (we need more descriptors)

[11:46 PM] cloppyhooves: (will do)

[11:47 PM] tsiugnil: (parentheses)

[11:47 PM] outtaspec: Did we go down on her yet? or what happened thare?

[11:47 PM] cloppyhooves: you kissed her on the pubis

[11:47 PM] cloppyhooves: and looked at her sexily

[11:47 PM] outtaspec: I mean earlier.

[11:47 PM] tsiugnil: we're possibly in the transition toward that

[11:47 PM] tsiugnil: we clopped for her

[11:47 PM] cloppyhooves: you licked the juices off her hooves

[11:47 PM] cloppyhooves: er, your hooves

[11:47 PM] rarity_times_two: both?

[11:47 PM] tsiugnil: can we lick her hooves now?

[11:48 PM] outtaspec: Ah. I looked at the history, it was other posts that said that

[11:48 PM] cloppyhooves: before you go any farther, you guide the hoof she was using earlier to your mouth

[11:48 PM] cloppyhooves: and begin to lick it, running your tongue across teh surface in order to get every last

[11:48 PM] tsiugnil: lick her hooves while slowly hooving around her labia

[11:48 PM] cloppyhooves: inch of dried juices

[11:49 PM] tsiugnil: (hooving since no fingers)

[11:49 PM] tsiugnil: (hoofing?)

[11:49 PM] cloppyhooves: (okay, wait, is it 1 fail, 3-5 succes, 6 critical succes?)

[11:49 PM] cloppyhooves: *2-5

[11:49 PM] outtaspec: sounds good to me

[11:49 PM] cloppyhooves: (okay)

[11:50 PM] tsiugnil: (1 fail, 2-5 varying degrees of success/fail, 6 citical hit)

[11:50 PM] rarity_times_two: u roll?

[11:50 PM] cloppyhooves: (which do you guys want, varying succes/fail or just success)

[11:50 PM] outtaspec: great sucess

[11:50 PM] tsiugnil: (as in 1 = no effect?)

[11:50 PM] outtaspec: or annoyance

[11:51 PM] rarity_times_two: ya

[11:51 PM] cloppyhooves: (I'll see what I do with 1s)

[11:51 PM] outtaspec: don't roll any

[11:51 PM] tsiugnil: i think annoyance

[11:51 PM] cloppyhooves: (but do you guys want varying success with 2-5 or just 2-5 is sucess)

[11:51 PM] rarity_times_two: varying works

[11:51 PM] outtaspec: ya why not

[11:51 PM] tsiugnil: be creative game master

[11:51 PM] rarity_times_two: more ceative

[11:51 PM] rarity_times_two: yeah

[11:51 PM] tsiugnil: clop master*

[11:51 PM] outtaspec: barn master

[11:51 PM] rarity_times_two: haha

[11:51 PM] cloppyhooves: (the is the first time I've ever CM'd/GM'd; I'm pretty new to this)

[11:52 PM] plotospex: (This will be a wonderful story to tell)

[11:52 PM] outtaspec: BM. Ha! BM

[11:52 PM] rarity_times_two: it should be a thing

[11:52 PM] cloppyhooves: you continue to lick her hooves, and bring one of your hooves between her thighs

[11:52 PM] tsiugnil: CM'd is almost CMC lulz

[11:52 PM] rarity_times_two: CMC CM

[11:52 PM] outtaspec: ClopMasterCloppyhoves

[11:52 PM] cloppyhooves: a bit distracted by the licking, you miss her entrance a few times, but finally manage to

[11:52 PM] cloppyhooves: place your hoof on her moist lips

[11:53 PM] rarity_times_two: she moans in relief

[11:53 PM] cloppyhooves: you begin rubbing in small circle as you continue your licking, and girl big mac lets out

[11:53 PM] cloppyhooves: a low moan

[11:53 PM] cloppyhooves: what next (or you can say continue)

[11:53 PM] outtaspec: continue? sure

[11:53 PM] cloppyhooves: (continue will not require a new dice roll, why not)

[11:54 PM] outtaspec: exactly

[11:54 PM] outtaspec: let's continue

[11:54 PM] tsiugnil: accidentally chuckle out loud as you think about clop d&d

[11:54 PM] rarity_times_two: haha

[11:54 PM] cloppyhooves: you continue to rub her, slowly broadening your strokes across her vagina

[11:54 PM] outtaspec: Heh, never got to play that.

[11:54 PM] tsiugnil: while you continue

[11:55 PM] cloppyhooves: you are still licking her hoof, tasting the last remanants of her juices

[11:55 PM] rarity_times_two: have you rolled for anything?

[11:55 PM] outtaspec: nudge her clit a few times to keep the heat

[11:55 PM] cloppyhooves: (yeah, but you guys said continue, so not this round)

[11:55 PM] rarity_times_two: been licking that ting for a while now

[11:55 PM] rarity_times_two: so roll to see if you give her a ponygasm

[11:55 PM] cloppyhooves: with the tip of your hoof, you gently rub against her clit

[11:55 PM] outtaspec: so soon?

[11:56 PM] rarity_times_two: ohh right we gotta go slow

[11:56 PM] cloppyhooves: she lets out a high moan and arches her back

[11:56 PM] rarity_times_two: she likes it like that

[11:56 PM] tsiugnil: i think we've forgotten about the tree dildo

[11:56 PM] outtaspec: it's still lodged in there?

[11:56 PM] rarity_times_two: ...

[11:56 PM] cloppyhooves: (it's floating around with your magic)

[11:56 PM] tsiugnil: i thought we never did anything with it

[11:56 PM] outtaspec: Ah. a wizard did it

[11:56 PM] cloppyhooves: you return to rubbing her, but decide to press your fate and brush against her clit again

[11:57 PM] cloppyhooves: with a little more pressure

[11:57 PM] cloppyhooves: she yells "YES!" as she arches her back again

[11:57 PM] outtaspec: let's get that branch down here too. but just at the ready

[11:57 PM] tsiugnil: start playing the tip of the tree dildo in and out of her lips (only about 1/2 an inch)

[11:57 PM] cloppyhooves: as you return to rubbing her lips, you can feel your hoof positively drenched

[11:57 PM] tsiugnil: and read the passage where fluttershy is pushing herself onto the branch

[11:57 PM] outtaspec: get a good roll on that tease...

[11:58 PM] cloppyhooves: with your magic, you guide the dildo to her slit and slow your rubbing a bit

[11:58 PM] cloppyhooves: you move your hoof out of the way, and gently guide the appendage right up against her

[11:59 PM] cloppyhooves: you brush it against her, and she shudders again

[11:59 PM] outtaspec: tease her one last time

[11:59 PM] cloppyhooves: Even without much force, the fake phallus begins to slide inside her

[12:00 AM] cloppyhooves: you let it penetrate her only half and inch, but withdraw it, watching her face

[12:00 AM] outtaspec: can you use a ".." when done?

[12:00 AM] cloppyhooves: she seems hungry for more

[12:00 AM] cloppyhooves: (sure)

[12:00 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:00 AM] cloppyhooves: (or, two dots or three)

[12:01 AM] rarity_times_two: ...

[12:01 AM] outtaspec: any is fine. just to let us know when to post

[12:01 AM] cloppyhooves: okay, "..." means post

[12:01 AM] cloppyhooves: so

[12:01 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:01 AM] tsiugnil: read the part where fluttershy finally presses the branch fully into herself,

[12:01 AM] tsiugnil: push the dildo into her as you do this

[12:01 AM] tsiugnil: (anything to add?)

[12:01 AM] outtaspec: We should write down these rules for future use

[12:01 AM] tsiugnil: (we should use ... too)

[12:02 AM] rarity_times_two: relevant:

[12:02 AM] rarity_times_two: http://e621.net/post/show/149153/big_macintosh_-mlp-cartoonlion-crossgender-cutie_m

[12:02 AM] plotospex: Well, I have to /chemistrylab in 6 hours

[12:02 AM] cloppyhooves: resuming your reading, you begin to describe the scene of the clopfic to her

[12:02 AM] plotospex: So, I'm off to bed

[12:02 AM] cloppyhooves: good night, plotospex

[12:02 AM] rarity_times_two: goodnight pony

[12:02 AM] plotospex: Enjoy /ponyRPG

[12:02 AM] outtaspec: g'night!

[12:02 AM] plotospex left the room.

[12:03 AM] tsiugnil: ...

[12:03 AM] cloppyhooves: as you describe Bloomberg's branch penetrating the yellow pegasus, you too begin to

[12:03 AM] cloppyhooves: once again push the dildo into her

[12:03 AM] outtaspec: *dice roll*

[12:03 AM] outtaspec: lol

[12:03 AM] tsiugnil: *CRITICAL HIT*

[12:03 AM] cloppyhooves: you time your movements carefully, and she seems to get into it

[12:03 AM] outtaspec: sounds like a 4

[12:03 AM] outtaspec: maybe a 3

[12:04 AM] cloppyhooves: as you continue to tell the scene, you continue to slowly slide it

[12:04 AM] cloppyhooves: girl big mac's breathing is a bit more labored

[12:04 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:04 AM] tsiugnil: suddenly plunge it full depth

[12:04 AM] outtaspec: indeed

[12:04 AM] tsiugnil: and pull out slowly

[12:04 AM] tsiugnil: ...

[12:04 AM] cloppyhooves: without warning, you force the dildo into her

[12:05 AM] outtaspec: common' 6!

[12:05 AM] cloppyhooves: she yelps in pain as the dildo hits her cervix with some force

[12:05 AM] tsiugnil: >:

[12:05 AM] outtaspec: shit

[12:05 AM] cloppyhooves: a tear escapes from her eye as you apologize profusely

[12:05 AM] cloppyhooves: you must have misjudged the size of the dildo

[12:06 AM] outtaspec: misjudged the size of fluttershy

[12:06 AM] cloppyhooves: you carefully slide it out of her, waiting until she tells you she's ready to go again

[12:06 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:06 AM] outtaspec: ok, we gotta slow our roll

[12:07 AM] tsiugnil: slowly stroke your hoof up her belly (everyone loves belly rubs?)

[12:07 AM] outtaspec: ya!

[12:07 AM] rarity_times_two: pony belly

[12:07 AM] tsiugnil: while simultaneously pushing the dildo into her

[12:07 AM] outtaspec: and then kiss her belly

[12:07 AM] tsiugnil: (slowly)

[12:07 AM] outtaspec: slowly

[12:07 AM] outtaspec: ease it in

[12:08 AM] cloppyhooves: you take a moment to leave the dildo aside and being rubbing your hoof along her stomach

[12:08 AM] tsiugnil left the room.

[12:09 AM] guest-85557 entered the room.

[12:09 AM] guest-85557 changed nickname to tsiugnil

[12:09 AM] tsiugnil: (damnit... chrome crashed)

[12:09 AM] outtaspec: I used to call it Google Crash

[12:09 AM] tsiugnil: (where were we?)

[12:09 AM] cloppyhooves: cloppyhooves: you take a moment to leave the dildo aside and being rubbing your hoof along

[12:09 AM] cloppyhooves: her stomach

[12:10 AM] cloppyhooves: you move your hoof through her coat, all around, gently stroking her body

[12:10 AM] cloppyhooves: then, with your magic, you again begin to slide the dildo into her

[12:11 AM] cloppyhooves: you are much more careful this time, but your concetration causes you to slightly push

[12:11 AM] cloppyhooves: down with thoof you were using to rub her

[12:11 AM] cloppyhooves: she gasps, but is not in pain

[12:11 AM] outtaspec: edge of my seat...

[12:11 AM] cloppyhooves: she does moan a little as the dildo enters her

[12:11 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:12 AM] tsiugnil: begin to gyrate the dildo while slowly moving it in and out of her

[12:12 AM] outtaspec: Give her neck some kisses and nibbles

[12:13 AM] tsiugnil: (where are you rarity, rozzak, and turtle?)

[12:13 AM] cloppyhooves: as you slide it in a bit further, you move up a bit and begin kissing her chest

[12:13 AM] rarity_times_two: sorry

[12:13 AM] cloppyhooves: you reach over to playfully bite her neck, but stumble a bit; she was a bit farther than

[12:13 AM] cloppyhooves: you had thought

[12:13 AM] outtaspec: we're waiting for the >>> to go next

[12:13 AM] outtaspec: er, ...

[12:14 AM] rarity_times_two: ..

[12:14 AM] tsiugnil: why do we suck at rolling to much?

[12:14 AM] cloppyhooves: you fall onto her, though when you get back up, you're a little frazzled

[12:14 AM] cloppyhooves: you misjudge your strength and bite her just a bit too hard

[12:14 AM] cloppyhooves: she yelps again

[12:14 AM] cloppyhooves: however, thankully, you didn't move the dildo suddenly

[12:14 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:14 AM] outtaspec: we gotta quit rolling snake eyes

[12:15 AM] tsiugnil: (could just use \POST\ lol)

[12:15 AM] tsiugnil: what position are we in at this point?

[12:15 AM] cloppyhooves: (as a warning, I need to sleep soon; do you guys want it to end when she orgasms, or do

[12:15 AM] cloppyhooves: you want to continue tomorrow)

[12:15 AM] tsiugnil: (i need to sleep soon too)

[12:15 AM] rarity_times_two: she;s getting impatient

[12:15 AM] cloppyhooves: you are by her side, near her head at the edge of the bed

[12:16 AM] cloppyhooves: you magic currently has the dildo partially inside her

[12:16 AM] outtaspec: lets finish this up proper!

[12:16 AM] tsiugnil: is she still wet?

[12:16 AM] outtaspec: she better be

[12:16 AM] outtaspec: we've been busting our asses

[12:16 AM] tsiugnil: well we've been fucking up a lot

[12:16 AM] outtaspec: and falling on our asses

[12:16 AM] cloppyhooves: amazingly, your blunders this far have not overshadowed your previous actions, and she is

[12:16 AM] cloppyhooves: still decently wet

[12:17 AM] outtaspec: were still in the game

[12:17 AM] tsiugnil: okay: massage hooves around inner thighs

[12:17 AM] outtaspec: while working that dildo

[12:17 AM] tsiugnil: focusing at the crease from thigh to pubic area

[12:18 AM] rarity_times_two: she begins to moan a bit more

[12:18 AM] tsiugnil: yes, while working dildo

[12:18 AM] cloppyhooves: you walk back to the base of the bed, back to her legs

[12:18 AM] outtaspec: and focusing it on the vagina

[12:18 AM] cloppyhooves: you use both of your hooves to begin rubbing her thighs

[12:18 AM] tsiugnil: transition one hoof toward her chest (slowly) using your back knees for balance

[12:19 AM] outtaspec: are we an acrobat?

[12:19 AM] rarity_times_two: ..

[12:19 AM] tsiugnil: we are a magic pony

[12:19 AM] cloppyhooves: you start at her knees and slowly work your way toward her slit in slow but gradual stroke

[12:19 AM] outtaspec: lol

[12:19 AM] cloppyhooves: s

[12:19 AM] cloppyhooves: you use your magic to mimic your hooves; as you rub in you push in, and as you rub back

[12:19 AM] cloppyhooves: you pull out

[12:20 AM] cloppyhooves: she moans as she feels your hooves and the dildo inside her

[12:20 AM] cloppyhooves: as you get closer, you start to speed up both actions, siiding the dildo in and out along

[12:20 AM] cloppyhooves: with your quickened massaged

[12:21 AM] cloppyhooves: she is wet enough that the dildo slides with relative ease

[12:21 AM] cloppyhooves: Her breathing is getting a little erratic, puncuated by moans and groans

[12:21 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:21 AM] outtaspec: we gotta swap out dildo for wang now if we wnat in on the action.

[12:21 AM] tsiugnil: patience

[12:21 AM] outtaspec: but a bad roll...

[12:22 AM] tsiugnil: stop rubbing near her thighs, use only dildo

[12:22 AM] outtaspec: ya

[12:22 AM] rarity_times_two: need to fuck her

[12:22 AM] tsiugnil: use your newfound hooves (because you have no free ones before)

[12:22 AM] cloppyhooves: (no dice roll) you stop moving your hooves and focus on pushing the dildo in and out of he

[12:22 AM] cloppyhooves: r

[12:22 AM] tsiugnil: to get on top of her

[12:22 AM] tsiugnil: begin kissing around her neck

[12:22 AM] tsiugnil: up to ears

[12:23 AM] tsiugnil: as you slide the tip your now hard ponycock around her labia

[12:23 AM] tsiugnil: with your magic pony powers, remove the dildo and start playing the tip of it around her

[12:23 AM] tsiugnil: anus

[12:23 AM] tsiugnil: but not penetrating it

[12:23 AM] cloppyhooves: (that was such a long action I rolled twice for it)

[12:24 AM] tsiugnil: and slide the tip of your cock up and down along her slit

[12:24 AM] guest-85790 entered the room.

[12:24 AM] outtaspec: hello guest

[12:24 AM] guest-85790 changed nickname to bluejellybelly

[12:24 AM] cloppyhooves: letting your magic continue, you climb onto the bed

[12:24 AM] tsiugnil: please no 1s

[12:24 AM] tsiugnil: hello blue

[12:24 AM] cloppyhooves: you take a second to figure out where to put your hoofs, before finally resting them on

[12:24 AM] outtaspec: I rol natural 6's

[12:24 AM] bluejellybelly: hey

[12:24 AM] cloppyhooves: her shoulders

[12:25 AM] outtaspec: hello there

[12:25 AM] bluejellybelly: Having fun

[12:25 AM] tsiugnil: we're playing clop "d&d"

[12:25 AM] cloppyhooves: as you lightly kiss her neck, you swing your hips into position, your erect stallionhood

[12:25 AM] cloppyhooves: hoveing abover her waist

[12:26 AM] cloppyhooves: you focus your magic this time

[12:26 AM] cloppyhooves: you slow down the dildo until it moves at just a slight pace

[12:26 AM] bluejellybelly left the room.

[12:26 AM] tsiugnil: >:

[12:26 AM] outtaspec: ha!

[12:26 AM] cloppyhooves: then, in one motion, you draw the appendage out and immediate press the tip of your cock

[12:26 AM] rarity_times_two: lol

[12:27 AM] cloppyhooves: against her entrace

[12:27 AM] cloppyhooves: As you are doing this, you move the dildo to the entrance to her anus and probe it a bit

[12:27 AM] rarity_times_two: kinky

[12:27 AM] cloppyhooves: The stimulation from both holes causes her to moan loudly, and squirm around

[12:28 AM] cloppyhooves: you have not even entered her, but just by brushing her lips the tip of you is quite moist

[12:28 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:28 AM] cloppyhooves: (seriously, you give long instructions)

[12:28 AM] outtaspec: lol

[12:28 AM] tsiugnil: lol, well we needed to get this moving

[12:28 AM] tsiugnil: okay

[12:29 AM] tsiugnil: while still kissing around her neck and ears, push sir stallionhood just slightly into her

[12:30 AM] tsiugnil: simultaneously push a tiny bit into her anus

[12:30 AM] rarity_times_two: she squirms a bit

[12:30 AM] tsiugnil: and then pull both out

[12:30 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[12:30 AM] rarity_times_two: she begins to puch back

[12:30 AM] rarity_times_two: *push

[12:30 AM] cloppyhooves: (rarity, I'm the CM here)

[12:31 AM] guest-85845 entered the room.

[12:31 AM] rarity_times_two: just helping a bit

[12:31 AM] guest-85845 changed nickname to craigerz

[12:31 AM] craigerz: Hey everyone

[12:31 AM] tsiugnil: hola craigerz, welcome to clop d&d

[12:31 AM] rarity_times_two: hello pony

[12:31 AM] cloppyhooves: Poised above her, you continue to kissing her neck, bringing your lips from the nape of

[12:31 AM] outtaspec: you've come at an exciting time

[12:31 AM] cloppyhooves: her neck to the base of her ear

[12:32 AM] craigerz: exciting time? i am interested

[12:32 AM] cloppyhooves: you again focus your magic, and guide both your cock and the dildo into her

[12:32 AM] cloppyhooves: She had been so wet during your previous actions that the dildo is slick enough

[12:32 AM] cloppyhooves: and does not meet any resistnace as it enters

[12:32 AM] cloppyhooves: just as well, your penis slides in just the right amount

[12:33 AM] cloppyhooves: you moan in unison: she as you enter her, you as you feel her warm walls against your

[12:33 AM] cloppyhooves: erection

[12:33 AM] outtaspec: musta rolled a 5

[12:33 AM] cloppyhooves: you slide both out, eliciting just as great a moan from her on the exit

[12:33 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:33 AM] cloppyhooves: (It was actually a 6)

[12:33 AM] outtaspec: nice

[12:34 AM] outtaspec: ok guys, what do?

[12:34 AM] tsiugnil: push both in again, but further

[12:34 AM] tsiugnil: half of pony cock

[12:34 AM] tsiugnil: also slowlyish

[12:34 AM] tsiugnil: kiss her on the lips at the same time

[12:34 AM] outtaspec: sounds good to me.

[12:34 AM] tsiugnil: gyrate tip of dildo a little too

[12:34 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[12:35 AM] cloppyhooves: you lower your lips from her ear onto hers, beginning a passionate kiss

[12:35 AM] cloppyhooves: as your mouth is occupied, you decide to push both appendages into her again

[12:35 AM] cloppyhooves: as you are a bit focused on her mouth, you forget how slick she is and end up sliding more

[12:35 AM] cloppyhooves: quickly than you had anticpated

[12:35 AM] tsiugnil: damnit

[12:36 AM] outtaspec: well shit

[12:36 AM] tsiugnil: (but maybe good?)

[12:36 AM] cloppyhooves: you regain control fast enough, the only thing she lets out is a little gasp

[12:36 AM] outtaspec: saving roll?

[12:36 AM] cloppyhooves: (sure, I rolled again to save it)

[12:36 AM] cloppyhooves: she looks at your with sultry eyes

[12:37 AM] cloppyhooves: (delete that last line)

[12:37 AM] tsiugnil: lol k

[12:37 AM] cloppyhooves: she breaks from the kiss and gives you a sultry look

[12:37 AM] cloppyhooves: "Adventurous, are we? I like it"

[12:37 AM] cloppyhooves: she brings her head back into the kiss, and you return it

[12:38 AM] tsiugnil: suck her kiss

[12:38 AM] cloppyhooves: you begin to gyrate the tip of the dildo

[12:38 AM] cloppyhooves: she has to break the kiss for a moment to moan, then returns to it

[12:38 AM] tsiugnil: (can we print tinychat records for posterity?)

[12:38 AM] outtaspec: lol

[12:38 AM] cloppyhooves: you keep your cock in position halfway in; though the sensations of her wrigglign aroudn

[12:38 AM] cloppyhooves: in time with the dildo feels heavenly on your flesh

[12:38 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:39 AM] cloppyhooves: (you can copy-paste, certainly)

[12:39 AM] tsiugnil: how far in is the dildo atm?

[12:39 AM] cloppyhooves: about halfway as well

[12:39 AM] tsiugnil: (i don't wanna copy paste like a billion line...)

[12:39 AM] tsiugnil: how long was the dildo?

[12:39 AM] tsiugnil: compared to sir stallion

[12:39 AM] cloppyhooves: the dildo is a bit longer than you are

[12:40 AM] outtaspec: isn't that always the case?

[12:40 AM] craigerz: (i missed the first half, is some one going to copy paste?i can filter all the crap myself

[12:40 AM] cloppyhooves: (fine, I can copy paste, but it would be easier if one of you did it while I continued to

[12:40 AM] cloppyhooves: type)

[12:40 AM] tsiugnil: okay

[12:41 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:41 AM] tsiugnil: push dildo in slightly farther (all your length)

[12:41 AM] tsiugnil: continue to gyrate it a little

[12:41 AM] tsiugnil: (actually, i don't know if that's "slightly")

[12:42 AM] tsiugnil: (i interpreted "a bit" as "a lot")

[12:42 AM] tsiugnil: while doing this, push sir stallion all the way in

[12:43 AM] tsiugnil: and begin to thrust at a pace of one full thrust (in and out) per 2 seconds

[12:43 AM] tsiugnil: always leaving about 1/2 in

[12:44 AM] tsiugnil: put one of your hooves behind her neck to support her

[12:44 AM] cloppyhooves: (two rolls)

[12:44 AM] tsiugnil: pull back a little from kissing

[12:44 AM] tsiugnil: ...

[12:44 AM] cloppyhooves: (seriously, long instructions)

[12:44 AM] tsiugnil: (k)

[12:44 AM] tsiugnil: (i think they're more detailed than long :p )

[12:44 AM] tsiugnil: (i'm mutlitasking)

[12:45 AM] cloppyhooves: (heh, should I guess what else you're doing at the same time?)

[12:45 AM] outtaspec: nope

[12:45 AM] outtaspec: lol

[12:45 AM] cloppyhooves: You guide the dildo a bit further into her, continuing to gyrate it at a slow pace

[12:45 AM] tsiugnil: (oh, meant virtual pony me is multitasking female big mac)

[12:45 AM] tsiugnil: (but maybe?)

[12:45 AM] outtaspec: sure...

[12:45 AM] outtaspec: lol

[12:46 AM] cloppyhooves: before you can get in the length you want it, however, she tells you to stop; it's a

[12:46 AM] cloppyhooves: little too wide for her to take all the way

[12:46 AM] tsiugnil: damn

[12:46 AM] tsiugnil: putting it all the way in would be hot ):

[12:46 AM] outtaspec: oops

[12:46 AM] cloppyhooves: you withdraw it a tiny bit but continue to move it around in circles

[12:46 AM] cloppyhooves: you then turn to your erection

[12:47 AM] cloppyhooves: you slide it in farther

[12:47 AM] cloppyhooves: farther

[12:47 AM] cloppyhooves: and she yelps in pain again

[12:47 AM] outtaspec: fuck me.

[12:47 AM] cloppyhooves: you overestimated your *own* length

[12:47 AM] tsiugnil: damnit we're too big for her

[12:47 AM] cloppyhooves: you apologize profusely as you withdraw a bit

[12:47 AM] cloppyhooves: you leave yourself halfway in as she recovers for a bit

[12:48 AM] cloppyhooves: you still gyrate the dildo, however

[12:48 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:48 AM] outtaspec: ok, so no balls deep here

[12:48 AM] tsiugnil: we need to stop apologizing so much

[12:48 AM] tsiugnil: and just man up

[12:48 AM] tsiugnil: "oops, heh"

[12:48 AM] outtaspec: to girl big mac?

[12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: (then stop rolling 1s : P)

[12:49 AM] outtaspec: lol

[12:49 AM] tsiugnil: okay, so how deep CAN we go?

[12:49 AM] outtaspec: 63.7%

[12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: (I was actually going to let you go all in, but the dice said no)

[12:49 AM] cloppyhooves: (so let's say 90 percent of your length)

[12:49 AM] tsiugnil: go 3/4

[12:49 AM] tsiugnil: same pace

[12:49 AM] tsiugnil: continue anal play

[12:49 AM] tsiugnil: kissing

[12:50 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[12:50 AM] cloppyhooves: once she signals her readiness, you slide youself in again, brining in 3/4 of your length

[12:50 AM] tsiugnil: she yelps - bah humbug

[12:51 AM] cloppyhooves: you lean forward and kiss her again, then begin to withdraw a bit

[12:51 AM] outtaspec: the dice are cursed

[12:51 AM] outtaspec: toss them out

[12:51 AM] tsiugnil: they're a computer

[12:51 AM] outtaspec: no excuses

[12:51 AM] cloppyhooves: now that you know your length, you being to work up to a rthym, sliding in and out of her

[12:51 AM] cloppyhooves: passage

[12:51 AM] outtaspec: ok, nice save

[12:51 AM] tsiugnil: i love the awkwardness of the character limit

[12:52 AM] outtaspec: lol

[12:52 AM] cloppyhooves: you find that her wetness increases a bit, and you do not find it hard to get yourself up

[12:52 AM] cloppyhooves: to the speed you wish

[12:52 AM] cloppyhooves: you reposition yourself a bit to continue the kiss, moving your hips as you do so

[12:52 AM] cloppyhooves: as you resume sliding, you find her suddenly moaning very enthuasitically

[12:53 AM] cloppyhooves: it seems that your respositioning has guiding the tip of your erection to continually

[12:53 AM] cloppyhooves: brush against her G-spot

[12:53 AM] tsiugnil: yay

[12:53 AM] cloppyhooves: you slow slightly as to not get *too* overwhelming, and continue the gyrations and the kis

[12:54 AM] cloppyhooves: you are finidng it a little hard to kiss her when she spends so much time moaning

[12:54 AM] cloppyhooves: you decide to let her moan, leaving her tongue lolling out of her mouth

[12:54 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[12:54 AM] tsiugnil: rub your cheek against hers

[12:55 AM] tsiugnil: and whisper the part of "i'd like to be a tree" where fluttershy is really getting off

[12:55 AM] tsiugnil: inter her ear

[12:55 AM] tsiugnil: (you have memorized it)

[12:55 AM] outtaspec: damn, had to answer the phone. gotta read all I missed.

[12:56 AM] tsiugnil: push a little deeper, but with same pace

[12:56 AM] tsiugnil: don't go any further than resistance

[12:56 AM] tsiugnil: as an aside, the dildo is now rubbing against your balls and taint since you repositioned

[12:57 AM] tsiugnil: which is awesome

[12:57 AM] outtaspec: lol

[12:57 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[12:57 AM] cloppyhooves: you bring your head to her cheek and press yours against hers

[12:58 AM] cloppyhooves: you whisper softly "'Yes! Fluttershy screamed. "I'm a dirty, dirty, tree!'" in a suave

[12:58 AM] cloppyhooves: voice

[12:58 AM] tsiugnil: please 6

[12:59 AM] cloppyhooves: as you do, you continue your sliding, now pushing a bit deeper than before

[12:59 AM] cloppyhooves: you do not encounter much resistance, and so keep up the same pace

[1:00 AM] cloppyhooves: you haven't lost your perfect position; she is moaning almost continuously now

[1:00 AM] cloppyhooves: her breathing is erratic and her eyes are rolling back

[1:00 AM] cloppyhooves: it seems she is very close to orgasm

[1:00 AM] cloppyhooves: you too, are sensing that you are getting close to a climax

[1:00 AM] guest-86055 entered the room.

[1:00 AM] guest-86055 left the room.

[1:00 AM] outtaspec: lol

[1:00 AM] cloppyhooves: she walls are beginning to contract around your cock, amplifying the sensations you

[1:01 AM] cloppyhooves: feel as you thrust into her wet, tight slit

[1:01 AM] cloppyhooves: the base of the dildo brushes against your perenium in a way that causes you to shudder

[1:01 AM] cloppyhooves: as you continue thrusting

[1:01 AM] outtaspec: damn, if I wasn't so stoned I'd be clopping

[1:01 AM] cloppyhooves: it cannot be much longer now until you release yourself into her

[1:01 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:02 AM] tsiugnil: ask her "who's a dirty tree?"

[1:02 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[1:02 AM] cloppyhooves: you ask her "who's a dirty tree?"

[1:02 AM] cloppyhooves: she gives you a confused look

[1:02 AM] tsiugnil: fuck

[1:02 AM] outtaspec: toss out the dice!

[1:02 AM] cloppyhooves: it seems she hadn't been hearing you this past bit

[1:02 AM] cloppyhooves: in her state of intense pleasure

[1:02 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:03 AM] outtaspec: did... did we roll a 0?

[1:03 AM] tsiugnil: well that just ruined everything

[1:03 AM] tsiugnil: um

[1:03 AM] tsiugnil: stop everything and explain the story

[1:03 AM] tsiugnil: no don't do that

[1:03 AM] outtaspec: are those like negative dice?

[1:03 AM] tsiugnil: ignore that

[1:04 AM] outtaspec: abandon plan, get back to work!

[1:04 AM] tsiugnil: yeah, get back to work for like 10 sec

[1:04 AM] tsiugnil: need to think

[1:04 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[1:04 AM] cloppyhooves: you continue your pace as before you talked

[1:05 AM] tsiugnil: % she dies % fffffuuuuuuuu

[1:05 AM] cloppyhooves: luckily, your cock is not as clumsy as your mouth

[1:05 AM] cloppyhooves: within seconds, she is moaning at breathing erratically

[1:05 AM] cloppyhooves: her eyes roll back once more

[1:05 AM] cloppyhooves: you begin to feel her contract around you

[1:05 AM] cloppyhooves: and you begin to feel contractions within your loins

[1:05 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:05 AM] outtaspec: where are we parking this plane?

[1:06 AM] outtaspec: in the hangar?

[1:06 AM] tsiugnil: increase pase, go deeper, kiss her on the mouth, suck the kiss, breathe deep

[1:06 AM] tsiugnil: GO!

[1:06 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[1:06 AM] outtaspec: (ducks behind chair)

[1:07 AM] cloppyhooves: you increase your pace, ready to reach the peak of pleasure...

[1:07 AM] cloppyhooves: and she lets out a familiar yelp

[1:07 AM] tsiugnil: fucking damnit

[1:07 AM] cloppyhooves: it seems in your passion you forgot your length again

[1:07 AM] cloppyhooves: oops

[1:07 AM] outtaspec: biscut.

[1:08 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:08 AM] cloppyhooves: (I feel really, really bad for you guys)

[1:08 AM] tsiugnil: go back to old ways for 15 seconds

[1:08 AM] cloppyhooves: (I wanted that to be a six)

[1:08 AM] outtaspec: yes, the old ways. before the empire

[1:08 AM] tsiugnil: then try same thing again and hope for a six

[1:08 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[1:08 AM] outtaspec: lol

[1:08 AM] outtaspec: ya do it!

[1:09 AM] cloppyhooves: you wait for her to say she's ready, then begin to slide and gyrate once again

[1:09 AM] cloppyhooves: it takes a bit more effort to get back to the proper position and pace than you would have

[1:09 AM] cloppyhooves: liked

[1:09 AM] cloppyhooves: but you seems to eventually get it

[1:09 AM] tsiugnil: (all our 1's are making it awfully hard to clop)

[1:09 AM] cloppyhooves: you mimic your previous actions, and while you can't quite get the dildo to stimulate you

[1:10 AM] cloppyhooves: in just the right way, she is back to her moaning and breathing and edges of contraction

[1:10 AM] cloppyhooves: as are you

[1:10 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:10 AM] tsiugnil: question: is the dildo flexible?

[1:10 AM] cloppyhooves: (again, I really wished that would ahve been a six)

[1:10 AM] cloppyhooves: (that's an odd time to ask)

[1:10 AM] cloppyhooves: yes

[1:10 AM] outtaspec: lol

[1:10 AM] tsiugnil: how flexible?

[1:10 AM] outtaspec: oh lord

[1:10 AM] tsiugnil: and how far is it sticking out?

[1:11 AM] cloppyhooves: you can curve it about 30 degrees

[1:11 AM] outtaspec: math

[1:11 AM] tsiugnil: damn, not enough

[1:11 AM] cloppyhooves: and about 2 inches of it are sticking out of it

[1:11 AM] tsiugnil: scratch that

[1:11 AM] outtaspec: were dice involved in that?

[1:11 AM] tsiugnil: was hoping for some dual anal play

[1:11 AM] cloppyhooves: (yes)

[1:12 AM] tsiugnil: okay, we can't get any worse now

[1:12 AM] outtaspec: this is awesome

[1:12 AM] tsiugnil: slowly push dildo all the way in

[1:12 AM] tsiugnil: until her anus closes around it

[1:12 AM] outtaspec: it bottomes out, remember?

[1:12 AM] outtaspec: in her bottom

[1:12 AM] outtaspec: in her bottom

[1:12 AM] tsiugnil: only because of the dice!

[1:12 AM] outtaspec: true

[1:12 AM] tsiugnil: (it was because of the dice, right?)

[1:13 AM] tsiugnil: % crickets %

[1:13 AM] outtaspec: lol just gonna post that

[1:13 AM] cloppyhooves: (yeah, it was cause of the dice)

[1:14 AM] tsiugnil: okay, go for it and hope for a six

[1:14 AM] outtaspec: and that's why I'm not allowed in Vegas anymore

[1:14 AM] tsiugnil: fucking dice

[1:14 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[1:14 AM] tsiugnil: (ps this is while we're still thrusting)

[1:14 AM] outtaspec: of course

[1:14 AM] cloppyhooves: this is it: you decide to push it just a bit further, just a bit faster...

[1:15 AM] outtaspec: for the love of all things holy

[1:15 AM] cloppyhooves: you feel your energy flagging after that last session, however, and need to slow yourself

[1:15 AM] cloppyhooves: a bit instead

[1:15 AM] outtaspec: f

[1:15 AM] outtaspec: u

[1:15 AM] outtaspec: ck

[1:15 AM] cloppyhooves: and a quick moment of rest, however, you are back to your previous pace

[1:15 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:15 AM] tsiugnil: but what about the dildo?

[1:15 AM] tsiugnil: dildo dlido dlido

[1:15 AM] cloppyhooves: (retract a few lines)

[1:15 AM] outtaspec: lol

[1:16 AM] outtaspec: wat?

[1:16 AM] cloppyhooves: you try to push the dildo into her as well

[1:16 AM] tsiugnil: did we get a reroll?

[1:16 AM] cloppyhooves: but as before, it seems it's just a little too wide for her

[1:16 AM] outtaspec: mulligan!

[1:16 AM] cloppyhooves: (no, I meant just retract the "...")

[1:16 AM] cloppyhooves: if you ease it a bit more, maybe she'll get it in on your next try

[1:16 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:16 AM] cloppyhooves: (you guys didn't get a 1, but I didn't want to give you a lousy orgasm)

[1:16 AM] outtaspec: you heard em, ease it

[1:16 AM] tsiugnil: ease it in

[1:17 AM] tsiugnil: ..

[1:17 AM] cloppyhooves: you ease it in

[1:17 AM] tsiugnil: (if it doesn't work, pull the dildo out and slap her with it)

[1:17 AM] outtaspec: Hi, I'm clopyhoves and I care about your orgasm.

[1:17 AM] tsiugnil: (don't actually do that)

[1:17 AM] outtaspec: lol

[1:17 AM] cloppyhooves: it takes a bit of time, though, and so you end you having to slow your pace a bit

[1:17 AM] cloppyhooves: however, you do get the entire length in, and begin to gyrate the entire thing inside her

[1:18 AM] cloppyhooves: you also manage to find your old pace

[1:18 AM] cloppyhooves: you also manage to find your old pace

[1:18 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:18 AM] tsiugnil: yay

[1:18 AM] tsiugnil: okay

[1:18 AM] outtaspec: no more easing. do or die.

[1:18 AM] outtaspec: no more easing. do or die.

[1:18 AM] outtaspec: all the chips are on the table.

[1:19 AM] outtaspec: one last roll

[1:19 AM] tsiugnil: kiss. suck kiss. breathe deep. deeper and faster.

[1:19 AM] tsiugnil: ...

[1:19 AM] tsiugnil: % crosses hooves %

[1:19 AM] outtaspec: ya me too

[1:20 AM] cloppyhooves: you go for it

[1:20 AM] tsiugnil: also remember that our balls are now slapping against her but

[1:20 AM] tsiugnil: remember that

[1:20 AM] cloppyhooves: almost there, almost there, just a bit more...

[1:20 AM] tsiugnil: it's important

[1:20 AM] outtaspec: no balls touching

[1:20 AM] cloppyhooves: your thusting is having your balls slap her cheeks

[1:20 AM] cloppyhooves: the satisfying sound is arousing to the both of you

[1:20 AM] cloppyhooves: the satisfying sound is arousing to the both of you

[1:20 AM] cloppyhooves: ....

[1:21 AM] tsiugnil: keep at it, a little harder

[1:21 AM] outtaspec: ok, now about those balls

[1:21 AM] tsiugnil: what about them balls?

[1:21 AM] outtaspec: what they doing down there?

[1:21 AM] tsiugnil: well the dildo's all the way in so they can move about now

[1:22 AM] outtaspec: oh, thats right!

[1:22 AM] tsiugnil: ok, scratch previous lines

[1:22 AM] tsiugnil: ask her if she's ready

[1:23 AM] tsiugnil: in a sexy suave voice

[1:23 AM] outtaspec: british

[1:23 AM] tsiugnil: latin

[1:23 AM] outtaspec: fine.

[1:23 AM] cloppyhooves: you put on your best suave voice and ask if she's ready to come

[1:23 AM] tsiugnil: fuck

[1:23 AM] cloppyhooves: but you cross some wire in your mind and end up speaking in actual latin

[1:23 AM] cloppyhooves: you didn't even know you knew latin

[1:23 AM] outtaspec: lol

[1:23 AM] cloppyhooves: she looks at you a little funny

[1:24 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:24 AM] outtaspec: dissapearacus orgasamus

[1:24 AM] tsiugnil: like smile funny or wtf funny?

[1:24 AM] cloppyhooves: the latter

[1:24 AM] cloppyhooves: (you guys are suddenly having awful luck)

[1:24 AM] outtaspec: not the former?

[1:24 AM] outtaspec: poo

[1:24 AM] tsiugnil: "suddenly"

[1:25 AM] tsiugnil: okay, say the same thing again (in latin), like you ment it

[1:25 AM] outtaspec: ya! with force!

[1:25 AM] tsiugnil: and trhust hard as you do it

[1:25 AM] tsiugnil: ...

[1:25 AM] outtaspec: war cry!

[1:25 AM] cloppyhooves: You speak again, this time with confidence, as if you meant to speak in latin

[1:26 AM] outtaspec: hells yeah

[1:26 AM] cloppyhooves: her voice returns to that of pleasure as your commanding tone enters her ears

[1:26 AM] cloppyhooves: you thrust just a bit harder, just a bit deeper...

[1:26 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:26 AM] outtaspec: nice one

[1:26 AM] tsiugnil: touch the tip of your nose with hers

[1:27 AM] outtaspec: awww

[1:27 AM] tsiugnil: and look into her eyes

[1:27 AM] tsiugnil: start thusting harder, but slightly slower, while keeping your noses touching

[1:28 AM] outtaspec: a 6 on that and we're golden

[1:28 AM] tsiugnil: say "I love you."

[1:28 AM] tsiugnil: (we can't fuck this up!)

[1:28 AM] tsiugnil: wait, say it IN LATIN

[1:28 AM] outtaspec: i so hope you're right

[1:29 AM] tsiugnil: which is "te amo", btw

[1:29 AM] cloppyhooves: (I feel bad for you and i need to sleep, so I rolled until I got a six)

[1:29 AM] outtaspec: nice.

[1:29 AM] cloppyhooves: This is it

[1:29 AM] cloppyhooves: you look deep into her eyes

[1:29 AM] cloppyhooves: press your nose against hers

[1:30 AM] cloppyhooves: Your cock moves just a tiny bit slower, but pushes in deeper

[1:30 AM] cloppyhooves: As far as you can go without hurting her

[1:30 AM] cloppyhooves: as you begin to speed up

[1:30 AM] cloppyhooves: faster and faster

[1:30 AM] cloppyhooves: you whisper in a soft yet sure tone

[1:31 AM] cloppyhooves: "Te amo"

[1:31 AM] cloppyhooves: you are picking up the pace a bit

[1:31 AM] cloppyhooves: you say it again, a bit louder: "Te amo"

[1:31 AM] cloppyhooves: you can feel her muscles begin to contract around you

[1:31 AM] cloppyhooves: you move just a bit faster

[1:31 AM] cloppyhooves: you let out one final bellow: "Te amo!"

[1:32 AM] cloppyhooves: She lets out a loud moan

[1:32 AM] cloppyhooves: You feel the walls of her insides clench down around your erection

[1:32 AM] cloppyhooves: her muscles spasm around as she continues to moan, her orgasm very intense

[1:33 AM] cloppyhooves: The sensations all around you erection are wonderful, and you too feel yourself

[1:33 AM] cloppyhooves: passing the point of no return

[1:33 AM] cloppyhooves: you feel a pressure in your loins that quickly turns into pleasure

[1:34 AM] cloppyhooves: These orgasmics sensations spread up from between your legs all the way into your chest

[1:34 AM] cloppyhooves: you let out a contented grunt as your erection begins spasming inside her

[1:34 AM] cloppyhooves: shooting your powerful seeds deep within her passage

[1:35 AM] cloppyhooves: the two of you are locked like this, feeding off each other's motions as your orgasms

[1:35 AM] cloppyhooves: climb higher and higher, filling your enitre beings with pleasure

[1:35 AM] cloppyhooves: as you feel the last contraction pushing the reaminder of your semen into her

[1:35 AM] cloppyhooves: you collapse beside her onto the bed

[1:35 AM] cloppyhooves: you withdraw the dildo from her anus and leave it on the bed

[1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: for now, you bring yourself close to her, cuddling her in your strong arms

[1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: she gives you a weak but contented smile as she comes down from her climax

[1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: you absolutely meant those words

[1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: you love this mare

[1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: ...

[1:36 AM] cloppyhooves: THE END

[1:36 AM] rarity_times_two: aww

[1:36 AM] rarity_times_two: not bad

[1:37 AM] outtaspec: ground breaking

[1:37 AM] rarity_times_two: cute ending

[1:37 AM] tsiugnil: i came

[1:37 AM] tsiugnil: lol

[1:37 AM] outtaspec: lol

[1:37 AM] rarity_times_two: PONY SEX

[1:37 AM] cloppyhooves: glad you enjoyed it!

[1:37 AM] cloppyhooves: and found it cloppable : P

[1:37 AM] rarity_times_two: i think you need to edit this into a clop fic

[1:38 AM] tsiugnil: i feel like the original should be on the side

[1:38 AM] rarity_times_two: that was over 2 rs btw....

[1:38 AM] rarity_times_two: *2 hours

[1:38 AM] outtaspec: time flies...

[1:38 AM] tsiugnil: so people can see everything we went through to get here

[1:38 AM] cloppyhooves: goddamn, I need to not start this so late at night

[1:38 AM] cloppyhooves: I hate you guys; I'm gonna be tired in lecture tomorrow

[1:38 AM] tsiugnil: shit, its 440

[1:38 AM] cloppyhooves: but no, I love you guys <3

[1:38 AM] cloppyhooves: that was a *lot* of fun