Okay...how about this one?



"Princess Twilight, my flank hurts! Waaaahhhh! If I stop using my magic to solve friendship problems and use my magic for good, will you stop spanking me with your

'unicorn whip'? Pleeeeeeeease? My flank is so sore!"

"You promise, Starlight?"

"I....okay...I Pinkie Promise to use my magic for good."

"Good girl. Very well, go attend to your flank and dry your eyes. Oh and if you like, go help Trixie. She could use your help to make her more greater and powerful, both as a friend and as a sorceress in training, okay?"

"I will, Twilight. Trixie will be so happy."