I know not the true identity of my Santa. I'll write more and post pics later, but I'll tell you the awesome right now.

A six-pack of "can grenades" -- either a belt or a bandolier of sealable can coozies. Six Abita beer! (4 amber, 2 Restoration Pale) An orangered that contained Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter!

Home run, friend! Home-freakin'-run!

Can't upload photos until I'm back to the computer, so here's some imgur linkage:

Count Chocula is intrigued by the orangered: http://I.imgur.com/3Xawu.jpg

He will help open it! http://I.imgur.com/lwHdn.jpg

Woohoo! http://I.imgur.com/R1vPQ.jpg

Everything: http://i.imgur.com/7ChvN.jpg