My Santa went above and beyond in every possible way. She read every detail in my very long boasting description of my kitty, Neuron, and got him the PERFECT gifts.

I told Santa that Neuron was a smart kitty who had trained himself to tinkle in the toilet, and figured out door handles all by himself, and that he is sure he is people and enjoys wearing clothing, so Santa got a labcoat that Dr. Neuron Snugglesworth can wear to work.

Neuron loved his first gift so much that he refused to take it off, even to try on his second gift, a pair of wings to help him improve his 7 ft jumping record. He had to try the wings on OVER his lab coat!

Dr. Neuron was already beside himself with happiness when I presented his third gift, treats! I told Santa that Neuron loves fishy flavours, so Neuron received a package of tuna-flavoured treats! He gobbled up a large serving of treats while wearing his labcoat and wings.

Neuron's fourth and final gift was a crochet squirrel, since I told Santa that Neuron is a very enthusiastic squirrel hunter, who once managed to lure and catch a squirrel INSIDE our second floor apartment. Dr. Neuron isn't quite sure why the squirrel won't move, but enjoys sharpening his teeth on it all the same.

Thank you so, so much for the great gifts!