Well, well, well. This is exactly the kind of game for which the Swear Jar was built. There are generations of frustration and anguish building up in this football matchup. With no sign of that tradition changing course on the field, we fans are left with only one logical recourse: bitch about our misery online.

On an unrelated note, I think we now see why it is important for research studies to be AT LEAST single-blind. You bastards are confounding the shit out of these results with your rampant fuckery. And I love it.

By the Numbers

Table A

# Item Count 1 fuck 350 2 shit 35 3 bob stoops 21 4 boomer sooner 15 5 ass 13 6 bullshit 10 7 bitch 5 8 cunt 5 9 asshole 5 10 jizzjuggalo 5 11 nebraska 4 12 badong 4 13 dirt burglars 4 14 3rd and lanning 3 15 sbr 3 16 asshat 3 17 motherfucker 3 18 pussy 2 19 twatwaffle 2 20 so proud 2 21 pickle ticklers 2 22 shitshow 2 23 douche face 2 24 dick 2 25 shit sniffing 2 26 cockgoblins 2 27 douchebag 2 28 taint ticklers 1 29 horse shit 1 30 fuckhorn 1 31 anal probing 1 32 uncle fucking 1 33 fucknozzle 1 34 whore 1 35 urethral swab 1 36 shittytatercunt 1 37 fuckery 1 38 butt chug 1 39 fucktards 1 40 mung-guzzling 1 41 cock 1 42 ryan spangler getting 5 dicks in his face 1 43 titty fucking 1 44 balls 1 45 mcfuck 1 46 monkeyshits 1 47 taint-tickling 1 48 douchenozzles 1 49 goblin 1 50 skullfuck 1 51 prancing bundle of dicks 1 52 SEC's cock 1 53 assgoblin 1 54 queef-sniffing chode lickers 1 55 cum gobbler 1 56 bed-shitting 1 57 shits 1 58 fuckstick 1 59 shitty ass 1 60 taint-fucking 1 61 dicks 1 62 twats 1 63 dick stomping 1 64 dick kissing 1 65 chode-juggling visor 1 66 cum guzzling 1 67 shitshows 1 68 fusk 1 69 oklahoma dick 1 70 jesus titty christ 1 71 spangler 1 72 mother dick 1 73 donkeyrapingshiteater 1 74 anal raping 1 75 visor fuck 1 76 motherfucking 1 77 barbara streisand 1 78 visor wearing 1 79 cocksucking 1 80 crimson-and-cream dildo 1 81 poop chute packing 1 82 chucklefucking 1 83 shitty 1 84 shitty ass song 1 85 cum dumpster 1 86 prick 1 87 cock holsters 1 88 OU's dick 1 89 dipshit 1 90 bastard 1 91 cock gobblin 1 92 ass raping 1 93 dumbass 1 94 manpuss 1 95 cheezdick 1 96 thunderfucked 1 97 rectal ranger 1

TOTAL 579

Herein, we define a new family of integer sequences. It will be left as an exercise for the reader to get the sequence added to the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences.

Definition:

A sequence k of n (2 n k0...kn, where 28 < = k k), which is mapped to a set s via Table A (above), where the joining of words "s0 s1 s2... sn" is a grammatically-viable English phrase and sn is an English noun.

I am not a mathematician, so that probably doesn't make any sense. Let's go to some examples:

n=3, k={78, 79, 80}

yields "visor wearing cocksucking crimson-and-cream dildo"

n=3, k={63, 64, 65}

yields "dick-stomping dick-kissing, chode-juggling visor"

We'll designate this family of integer sequences "Spangler Sequences". Who can find the sequence with the largest value for n?

Table B

# Item Count 1 Clonefan88 114 2 TallCG45 100 3 Zero Beat 66 4 Tracks182 58 5 isudrummer34 38 6 CYnative 26 7 cyride 21 8 CYko 21 9 alarson 20 10 CyssorMeTimbers 18 11 jezmez68 16 12 OnlyPostWhenDrunk 12 13 FormerCyMascot 10 14 FlintHillsMagic_sock 9 15 Jomosensual 8 16 CyKon49 7 17 eastside cy 6 18 CornFedIABoy 5 19 intoxcycated 4 20 Alswelk 4 21 InFredWeTrust 4 22 Thor7 2 23 cdface 2 24 MrJordonMeier 1 25 Mr. Roosevelt 1 26 CyHawk 1 27 xozte 1 28 Pauli 1 29 SpikeTSSS 1 30 EMAW 4 Ever (iphone) 1 31 finallybasketballseason 1 32 LeboGazelle 1 33 Bro49 1

I am SO PROUD to work with these people. It's just great to see our folks come out every week and give it their all. And there's just no tougher group of fans than WRNL commenters, I firmly believe that. Says a lot about the program. Strength through passion, passion through pain, pain through nutpunches.

Top Contributor

Clonefan88 with the Repeat Offender combo! If he gets three in a row, he has to do the turkey dance.

Mastery of the Craft

CyssorMeTimbers sent shivers down my ...timbers with this beaut:

There is no bigger manpuss on the planet than bob fucking stoops. Dick kissing visor fuck, eat my shit you hawkeye cunt.

I am repeatedly surprised by this project. I feel like this is the first time I've encountered the word "manpuss", and I've been playing games online for like 16 years. Thought I'd seen it all for sure, yet here we are.

Good Job, Good Effort

alarson got the double kill this week, which he started by scoring the most recs:

By a strange coincidence So is Ryan Spangler

(see it in context if you're confused)

And capping it off by posting the committee's favorite picture here:

In other words, this is both Rec it Ralph and Best Picture. Not bad, Al. (Yes, I've decided your name is Al Arson and you're one of Carmen Sandiego's henchmen, as opposed to any other way of reading your username.)

Other Fun

I'm sure some of you know where I was going with this based on comments in today's MMD. A better blogger would have followed through, and annotated that graph with all sorts of fun insight. I'll judge interest in this additional piece of comment thread analysis by the comments here.