First Big Rip

On the first big rip

That I ever did hit

In my friend Brandon's backyard

While showing me tricks



I said damn, what is this?

It's some real funky shit

Fuckin dude this tastes better than smoking those cigs



So he gave me his mod

And an old battery

With some premium Bombies that shipped in last week



And I never smoked again

Threw away all my sticks

I'm ascended to heaven

Where angels do rip



Chucking clouds, I am free

For vape eternity

This Vapemas give thanks to the Ecig Glory

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We Wish You A Cloudy Christmas

We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

And a dope ass new mod!



Your vape trails are weak

So add more VG

Your store is a dude fest

Your house juice, it reeks!



We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

And a dope ass new mod!



Bananas and Cream

Cherry and Lime

Your mixing needs practice

Just give it more time!



We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

And a dope ass new mod!



We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

We wish you a Cloudy Christmas

And a dope ass new mod!

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Deck The Mods

Do you have organic cotton?

Na na na na na, na na na na

Is this mech mod an authentic?

Na na na na na, na na na na



Last time I was here you had it

Stop helping sinners buy pre-made coils!



Man, I need to use your dremel

I swear it will only take a sec



This is not the strength I asked for

Do you want me to smoke cigarettes?!



This is why I only shop online!

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I Saw Three Rips On The Subreddit

My batteries blew up today,

Blew up today,

Onto my face

My batteries blew up today,

The news had given me warning



I rushed unto the subreddit,

The E-cigarette subreddit

I rushed unto the subreddit,

To get some fucking karma



They shut me up like hella quick,

They said that I'm a noob at it

They shut me up like hella quick,

And buy from rec'mended sources



The admin fucker locks my thread,

I wish that he had stickied it

The admin fucker locked my thread,

And now I'm banned forever



ButtholeMan64, why did you say those fucking things

My thread was dope, I have no teeth!

My mod was good, I researched it



I just got out the hospital, and vaping is impossible

But what does that fuckin doctor know,

Vape forever

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Twelve Days Of Wickmas

On the first day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the second day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the third day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the fourth day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Four fasttech mods

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the fifth day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Five throaty rips

Four fasttech mods

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the sixth day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Six dads-a-vaping

Five throaty rips

Four fasttech mods

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the seventh day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Seven competitions

Six dads-a-vaping

Five throaty rips

Four fasttech mods

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the eighth day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Eight leakin' atties

Seven competitions

Six dads-a-vaping

Five throaty rips

Four fasttech mods

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the ninth day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Nine ohm resistance

Eight leakin' atties

Seven competitions

Six dads-a-vaping

Five throaty rips

Four fasttech mods

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the tenth day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Ten hits in public

Nine ohm resistance

Eight leakin' atties

Seven competitions

Six dads-a-vaping

Five throaty rips

Four fasttech mods

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!



On the eleventh day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Eleven wicks-a-burnin'

Ten hits in public

Nine ohm resistance

Eight leakin' atties

Seven competitions

Six dads-a-vaping

Five throaty rips

Four fasttech mods

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream



On the twelfth day of Wickmas my vape store ordered me

Twelve popcorn lungs

Eleven wicks-a-burnin'

Ten hits in public

Nine ohm resistance

Eight leakin' atties

Seven competitions

Six dads-a-vaping

Five throaty rips

Four fasttech mods

Three pre-built coils

Two drip tips

And a strawberry shortcake ice cream!

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Silent Unregulated Mod

Silent mod, Holy mod

Clapton coil, steeping oil



You have friends but I have my mods

Can't see anything through these clouds



Please unregulate me

Please unregulate me



Silent mod, sickest mod

Copper, brass and stainless mods



Wattage mode is for posers and kids

Temperate vapin and widest bore tips



That patina is godly

Fam it's just one of my mods

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Hark! The House Juice Is In Season

Hark, the house juice is in season!

Glory to the Flat-Billed King



Only rip the finest plume

Made inside the cleanest room



I was once a vape pen guy

Now my build gets recognized



Tanks are filled and neckbeards cheer

Thick ass clouds up in the air



I'm the Vape God you should fear

I haven't shaved in seven years

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Auld Lang Vape Naysh

"Hey everybody.

On behalf of the Cloudy Boys,

we wanted to wish you a very Merry Vapemas,

and a dope ass New Year." - Cloudy Boys



Did I remember all my tricks

Did my dragon breath look sick

Do you think I have what it takes

To slay the competish



For all the vapers up in here

For replicas designed

We'll take a hit of pure VG

For all my squad in mind



If any peeps had soon forgot

All the vape tricks that we did

If I throw up after this hit

Please don't post it on reddit



For all the vapers up in here

For replicas designed

We'll take a hit of pure VG

For all my squad in mind



That nicotine was 24

And I think I'm gonna die

But I just won the biggest rip

I shall wear these tears with pride



For all the vapers up in here

For replicas designed

We'll take a hit of pure VG

For all my squad in mind



We'll take a hit of pure VG

For all my squad in mind

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