Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in an ordinary Westinghouse refrigeration unit in the break room of Research Site 23. Researchers and visitors to Site 23 are to be given free access to SCP-XXXX for purposes of ingestion and nutrition. A copy of this report is to be attached to the refrigeration unit.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a lasagne constructed of non-anomalous foodstuffs, including S███████ lasagne sheets; mince from the meat of B. taurus containing specimens of A. cepa and D. carota; and a white sauce, which experimentation has proved to be of the bechamel variety.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a white, ceramic lasagne dish of unknown make measuring 37.5 by 25 by 9.5 cm, which houses SCP-XXXX-1.

There are two main anomalous features of SCP-XXXX. Firstly, whenever a slice of SCP-XXXX-1 is cut, the slice will be replaced exactly 94 seconds later. Secondly, anyone eating a slice of SCP-XXXX-1 will be overcome with a feeling of apathy, and the overwhelming need to express to a nearby human of the lasagne's mediocrity.

Testing log:

Experiment XXXX-1:

Researcher: Dr. Sakamoto

SCP-XXXX-2 is placed on a table in front of subject D-43253. Subject is instructed to use a kitchen knife to cut into SCP-XXXX-1. Incision was made and slice removed with no anomalous activity.

Experiment XXXX-2:

Researcher: Dr. Sakamoto

Continuing from Experiment-XXXX-1, subject D-43253 is instructed to ingest the slice of lasagne. Subject takes one bite, and immediately remarks that "even his deadbeat father could have made a better piece of ████ than this."

After ingesting the entire slice, D-43253 slouches in his chair, regards the empty plate in front of him, then looks to the window before muttering, "You know, Doc, that lasagne is really some piece of work. How do you make it taste so terrible?"

Subject D-43253 is held in Cell Block D35 and monitored for anomalous effects, but all that occurs is D-43253 moping for ten minutes. After two days of monitoring, D-43253 is sent away for termination.

Experimentt XXXX-3:

Researcher: Dr. Sakamoto

Subject D-45526 is instructed to remove the entirety of SCP-XXXX-1 from SCP-XXXX-2. 94 seconds later, the entire lasagne replaces itself, with no other anomalous effects occurring.

Experiment XXXX-24:

Researcher: Dr. Sakamoto

Subject D-51142, known to be mute due to a blunt force injury to her Broca's area while in prison, is instructed to ingest a slice of SCP-XXXX-1. Abject disillusionment crosses her face, before D-51142 begins clawing at her throat. [REDACTED]

Currently all testing has been postponed in order to rebuild Test Chamber G5233. It is advised that mute visitors and researchers do not, under any circumstances, ingest SCP-XXXX-1. - Dr. Sakamoto