Original Air date: April 3rd, 2019

Caption: We might have a name for our comedy album. Jock Vs Nerd!

Running time: 1:25 (85 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Actual title is Episode 563: Hitmen Who F*#k but fandom doesn't allow octothorpes in the title.

Matt explains that Jacob has been doing a lot of drinking lately. Jacob has been out-drinking the company that he keeps.

April 1st is the anniversary of the podcast.

Jacob talks about going to the Absinthe party and the revealing of the Willow. This leads Paul into a series of tree and plant puns involving the band the Roots, photo synthesizers, the three branches of government, Dave Foliage, and Styxx.

Matt went to see Who's Live is it Anyway at the Smith Center and talks about the formatting of their improv. They made many more jokes about fucking than killing.

The hosts report on a new show called Fuerza Bruta and how it is so different from the other circus shows in Vegas.

Matt tells a story about his wife being seen by the waste management professionals in her pajamas. This evolves (devolves?) into an elaborate story about his wife running off with the garbage man.

A Production Meeting jingle is played about their new plans around their website.

They talk about their new 900+ patreons goal of doing a professionally produced late-night style show.

Scoopmail Edit

No Scoopmail was read on this episode.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The hunt for balls theme is played.

Windwalker23 sends a Scoopardy about Paul, Jacob, Matt, and Canons.

Characters and Bits Edit