:cough-cough: :clears-throat: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it! I got it! I got it! Sooo, let me breathe in, and start from a beginning. Since I was a baby... haha, just kidding. What a wonderful joke! OK, seriously now, since I received "shipped" e-mail, I litterally woke up every morning extra early to see if it arrived. I was mega creepy peeking trough curtains, ask my neighbours. When it hasn't for a whole two weeks, I kind of started to worry. I almost developed cynical "that's just my luck" attitude, but on December 30th, mailman left me a note. I kind of don't like him now, because he had my package in his hands that morning and he didn't ring bell or tried to deliver it properly. But nevertheless I was so happy I woke my entire house (yes, my house is a living creature, I live inside a whale). Then, next few days I was so busy with my job and all other stupid things like celebrating NY that I picked it up today. I'm still not at home, so photos will be added when I got home and manage to fit my fat cat inside the box so I can take pictures like other redditors do. ANYHOO, It's perfect. It's so fucking perfect! Only thing more perfect would be if Johnny Depp sat in it. With letter of recommendation to Valve. That doesn't make any sense. ANYWAAAAYS, Once I got it, I had to sit in a coffee bar nearby because I was sooo far away from my house. I have made ALL the people there looking at me as I ripped the package and trying to dig in it. FIRST, I opened little guy. And then, the sun came out, and right before that it was raining! I'm not even joking! There, in the little box was the prettiest little welded metal bass player guy I ever seen. EVER! And I've seen tone of them. I live in a place crowded with welded guys. I love him so much and no, you cannot have it. He even wrote my a tiny letter! I'm glad he didn't suffocate. Then, I opened something wrapped carefully so it wouldn't break. Right about that time, I started cry, right there in public place, screw you onions and pms. It's most beautiful beer mug ever! You will see when I post some pictures. It has beautiful art/ornaments on it, dragons (DRAGONS! IT HAS DRAGONS!) and a metal lid. Mug also wrote me a little letter. Under the lid, there was another surprise: a tone of Mars candy bars!! Really? You've sent me my favorite candy AND a beer mug AND a awesome bass player figure? There was also a beautiful letter that also made me cry (tee-hee, stupid girls), which is private and it generally consist of ego bosters for me and greatness of my SS. I love you Santa, I will now proceed with adoption process in which you'll become mine to keep. So, shhh reddit, you are all so silly. I have a BEST SANTA. Case closed.

Over and out, future Pulitzer award winning writer (also, diagnosed with ADD) Dania

TL;DR Really? You need to read more, man.

p.s. OMG, I've just find out that I didn't say "thank you" at all. Thank you sooooooo much, you made a start of my year perfect :D