My secret santa seems to have had his own idea about what accouterments a New England college-type should have (p.s. I don't go to B.C., but close enough, 87 miles away in the Berkshires =P).

These include:

Whiskey A pipe A robe

2 out of three ain't bad.

And he sent a letter that apologizes for his underwhelming gift (it's not!) and exercising the importance of the Oxford comma.

I love it, Mr. Secret Santa.