Goodness Gracious!!

You have spotted the omission from the Human Rights Act Extension. This was passed last year but didn't get much press fanfare because it's not "politically glamorous".

Thanks to the intervention and campaigning from Kryten (the robot valet who made some cameo appearances in a tv programme called "Red Dwarf") the original HRA was amended to include domestic electrical appliances. But because Kryten had a bad history of relationships with demented toasters aboard the "Dwarf" he deliberately left them out of the legislation.

There is a strong suspicion that this was really because he was jealous of a group of them getting the plum role as one of the first Microsoft Screen Savers instead of him.

You must write to your local MP and get him to propose an amendment to the Act to include toasters. The need particular protection against Beligan Waffles.

Btw. I didn't think toasters were at threat from rape. Whenever I've seen a really Hot one the idea of inserting my "little man" just doesn't appeal.