Bill Maher hits back at 'white privilege,' how culture makes fun of the white guy and political correctness all in his final New Rule on this week's episode of HBO's Real Time.



"Let me tonight talk to the liberals for a minute. Attention Whole Foods shoppers: Put the kale down, we need to have a talk. Because this idea of being white automatically equals lame is getting out of hand," Maher began his rant.



"I know you're trying to demonstrate to minorities that you're a sympathetic ally by dumping on your own whiteness, but most minority folks could give a shit. They think it's ridiculous that, you, pretending to make a difference when you're just making yourself feel better. It's so white," Maher remarked.



"Watch any sitcom, commercial, movie comedy. The go to punch line is always the tight-ass, limp dick, Dockers-wearing, tiny penis, bland-food eating white guy," Maher observed.



"I'm not saying that being a white male doesn't have its privileges," Maher said Friday night. "Of course it does. I'm just saying that constantly crapping on yourself doesn't fix anything. It's a perverse form of narcism. The more you hate on your own whiteness, the better person you are. "





BILL MAHER: Let me tonight talk to the liberals for a minute. Attention Whole Foods shoppers: Put the kale down, we need to have a talk. Because this idea of being white automatically equals lame is getting out of hand.



You know who I'm talking about, the kind of person who goes who goes away to some exclusive vacation spot and comes back and says, 'It was nice, but so many white people.'...



I know you're trying to demonstrate to minorities that you're a sympathetic ally by dumping on your own whiteness, but most minority folks could give a shit. They think it's ridiculous that, you, pretending to make a difference when you're just making yourself feel better. It's so white...



Did you hear that Bernie Sanders said the word 'ghetto' last month and had to spend a whole week explaining that he didn't mean it in a good way. Or a bad way. Or whatever way we're not allowed to mean it.



The iPhone has Siri in it. They should have a one for white people called 'Sorry.'



Watch any sitcom, commercial, movie comedy. The go to punch line is always the tight-ass, limp dick, Dockers-wearing, tiny penis, bland-food eating white guy. (Maher makes 'L' on head)



White guys can't jump, they can't dance, they can't fuck. Really? Even this guy (Mick Jagger)? He's 90 and he still does all of them.



And, look, I'm not saying that being a white male doesn't have its privileges. Of course it does. I'm just saying that constantly crapping on yourself doesn't fix anything. It's a perverse form of narcism. The more you hate on your own whiteness, the better person you are.



I hear it all the time: 'Check your white male privilege.' Okay, you're right. I'm very privileged. I checked. Now what? Should I tweet an apology to Kendrick Lamar while I lop off my cock?



I'm sure that would help because Bruce Jenner was a boob even among Kardashians. But now he has boobs so she's Rosa Parks.



I'm not saying that transgendered isn't an issue either, or where people go to the bathroom in public doesn't matter. But, c'mon. It's easily solved. If you look like a woman, use the women's room; if you look like a man, use the men's room. If you're a bearded dude in a dress, hold it until you get home.