John Boyett of the Denver Broncos had the weirdest series of events leading up to his arrest and subsequent release. We'll let the Denver Post explain.

John Boyett, now a former member of the Broncos' practice squad, was arrested early Wednesday in Greenwood Village after police say he drunkenly head-butted and punched a cab driver, stole a shovel from a construction site then tried to hide from officers by covering himself in mulch, court records show.

COVERING HIMSELF IN MULCH!

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He drunkenly head-butted and punched a cab driver

Stole a shovel from a construction site

Tried to hide from officers by covering himself in mulch

This is the same guy who told Indianapolis police they couldn't arrest him because he was a Colts player. No mulch that time, however.