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Donald Trump: Nobody has better toys than me! I can be more presidential than anyone! Mark: Hey, folks, everyone knows that Donald Trump is special... but did you know how often he surpasses everyone on the planet? Here are just 20 examples. Donald Trump: o one is more conservative than me! No one is stronger on the second amendment than me. No one respects women more than me. No one reads The Bible more than me! There's nobody more pro-Israel than I am! There's nobody that's done so much for equality as I have! There's nobody who feels more strongly about women's health issues! Nobody knows more about taxes than me, maybe in the history of the world! I have studied the Iran deal in great detail, greater by far than anyone else! Nobody's ever been more successful than me! Nobody knows banking better than I do! Nobody knows more about debt than I do! Nobody's bigger or better at the military than I am! I'm the least racist person you'll ever meet! Nobody knows the system better than me! Nobody knows politicians better than me! Nobody builds better walls than me! Nobody knows more about trade than me! There is nobody more against Obamacare than me! Nobody is better on humility than me! Mark: Okay, that last one we made up, to keep you from crying... but tweet it anyway! Per Donald, if it feels true, that's good enough!