When I got my card in the mail yesterday I thought "Hey! Fancy! They put it in a real hefty envelope!" When I opened the envelope I thought "Dang! Nice! They wrapped the card in wrapping paper!" When I opened the wrapping paper I thought "Wow! Beautiful! This card looks really nice... wait... there's something familiar about this picture... oh my god... it's a portrait of ME and MY SON!" I was blown away. It is really flattering and captures the spirit of my son and I so well. I teared up thinking that someone out there would spend time making this for me. I must have some good karma floating around in the universe for this to have arrived at my door. I wish I could share my Santa's name so more people can enjoy her artwork! She deserves allllllllll the Holiday Card Exchange 2018 awards and recognition for her magnificent, magnanimous, artsy-fartsy self.

PS: My holidays will be the biggest damn tits ever