ANKENY, IA – Elizabeth Warren met with a select group of her supporters today and handed out her syllabus for the Democratic primary. After taking roll and having each supporter list three interesting things about themselves, Warren got down to business. “Welcome to POL 471: Introduction to Warren 2020 Democratic Primaries and Caucuses,” said Warren. “Over the next nine months, we’ll be carefully examining the federal government and how it only works for the rich and powerful, from there we’ll move on to how we can make government work for those American families who are desperately struggling. Along the way, we‘ll touch on economic crime, criminal justice reform, foreign policy, jobs, and taxes. I‘ve also included my expectations for your social media comments including formatting and works cited. I‘ve got a lot on my plate this term, but my email is listed here and that’s the best way to get your questions to me. I‘ve also listed three or four office hours each week where I‘ll be available so any of you who need to can drop in and we can chat briefly about any urgent issues you’re having.” Warren subsequently stated she wanted “a précis on the first assigned reading from each of you by Friday.”

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