Jar Jar Makes His Return in The Last Jedi, but Not How Fans Want

Earlier this morning, NUT recieved word from an executive at Disney that Jar Jar Binks is going to be heavily featured in ‘The Last Jedi.’ This may not be a surprise to some, as many fans hopped on the “bring Jar Jar back” bandwagon once a popular fan theory arose a few years ago. This famous theory, which had a substantial amount of proof, basically said that Jar Jar was supposed to be a sith lord. Many fans loved this idea, and hoped that maybe Jar Jar would return as an evil sith in the sequels. It seems as though fans may have gotten what they asked for, but not the way they wanted.

“He’s doing it again!” The Disney executive said Friday morning. “He’s making the production team shoehorn Jar Jar into every scene. Meesa this, yousa that! I can’t take it anymore!”

When asked about who this executive was talking about, he said he did not want to give any names. However, he did tell us that that this person’s name potentially rhymes with “Phleorge Phlucas.”

“I didn’t think it was possible,” the executive continued, “but he made Jar Jar even dumber and more pointless than in the prequels. He doesn’t even add any thing to the plot. Jar Jar just follows the gang around while dropping one-liners and falling down. I must admit, I did get a hearty chuckle when Jar Jar tried to pick up a lightsaber by the wrong end, but he is just there to appeal to a young audience once again.”

After looking into these claims for ourselves, we did notice that there was a stipulation in the sales agreement with Disney that forced Disney to return control of the movies if there was no prominent feature of a certain beloved Gungan. With 'The Last Jedi’ release only two weeks away, hearing about Jar Jar’s involvement may dampen a lot of fans’ excitement. That’s all the NUT for today, but weesa will keep yousa posted with any updates.