London UK: A sad day for all who love comedy. Gavin Williamson has been fired from his position as the United Kingdom’s Defence Secretary. Gavin was accused of leaking a cabinet meeting decision about the Chinese telecom company Huawei to media in an attempt to push the Prime Minister Theresa May into rejecting the advanced technology of the Chinese company in the UK.

Gavin Williamson was a fount of hilarious ideas and statements. As he rides away from 10 Downing Street in his modified tractor with machine guns mounted on the bonnet soldiers he previously commanded looked on with a tear in eye as they saluted for the last time.

While many voiced support for the disgraced politician others voiced concern for his state of mind. People worried about Williamson’s children after he bizarrely said that the “swore on his children’s lives” that he was innocent. What did that mean? Was Williamson offering to kill his children if he was found guilty of violating secrecy acts? Are his children in imminent danger from a man who claimed to practice “the dark arts?”

One of his most famous statements was when Williamson scolded the Russian government for claiming they had nothing to do with a poisoning of a former turncoat spy and said, “Russia should shut up, and go away!”

Now some members of parliament have pointed out that Gavin Williamson has been told to “go away” but he won’t “shut up.”

Williamson was like a Monty Python character come to life. While John Cleese played the “Minister for Silly Walks” on the comedy sketch show, Williamson was a non-stop laugh fest.

With absurdities that he could seemingly come up with off the top of his head Williamson was a one man show.

Soldiers in the UK military fondly called Williamson “Private Pike” because of his inexperience in matters of war and the projection of military force. Clueless Williamson threatened China with the use of the UK’s newly built aircraft carrier.

With such a crowd pleaser departing who could Prime Minister May select who would please the audience? After claiming she went to see the ‘Captain Marvel’ movie over the weekend May found a replacement for the post who looks vaguely like Brie Larson of Captain Marvel.

So, hopefully Penny Mordaunt can bring some of that ‘blockbuster’ magic to the Theresa May Show and help beef up the applause. Enough of the comedy, let’s move on to some ‘female empowerment.’ Sadly, Thersea May will probably not be in power much longer, so catch this theatre of the absurd before the show closes. You can’t make this stuff up!