So, my secret santa is honestly a rockstar. I will tell you that as I opened the box containing a real, functional ocarina (with triple triforce all the way), my response was a slow, drawn out "whoooaaaaaa." I asked my mother, and she said the last time she saw me do that, I was 9 receiving my n64. I asked my girlfriend, and she said the last time i did that was the first time she showed me her ta-tas, so that lets you know the wonder and awe that his gift inspired in me.

So the ocarina was the centerpiece, but the details were honestly as impressive. It came in a bag that I suspect was made (or at least altered) by my secret santa to resemble Link's bag as much as possible (check the pic, obvious win), and a bitcoin. Now, I'm a n00b and didn't know what bitcoins were, but upon googling them, I suspect that my ss was playing with my interest in monetary policy and Ron Paul-tardness to get back on the gold standard. Or he just put a coin in the bag to make it more like Link's Bag. Either way, I loved it.

Anyways, dude, sorry for the late response, you definitely deserved to find out sooner how much I loved it.