MEGAN: Here's my paper, professor!

KLOWNUS: Hmm, looks legit. The paper feels right, and it has a nice patina.



KLOWNUS: I've got to be honest, I get papers in here all week. Most of them sit on that shelf and nobody ever looks at them. I've got to make money off this. The best I can do for you is a B.



MEGAN: What? Have you been watching Pawn Stars again?

KLOWNUS: Look, I've got a guy I can call and come look at it if you want..



