Excuse us while we feel EVERYTHING.

The 11 Stages Of Finding Out John Green Is Writing Something New

Ever since the exquisite emotional trauma of "The Fault in Our Stars," we've been waiting with equal parts anticipation and dread for John Green to release another amazing, heartbreaking book.

And now, it would seem that this long-awaited event is finally in the works (or possibly a short story [or maybe a magazine {or a grocery list, we don't know, let's just assume it's a book}]).

Early this morning, John Green appeared on Twitter to let the world know that he wouldn't be reappearing on Twitter again for some time -- in order to focus on the new story he is officially writing.

Needless to say, we're going to need some time to emotionally process this news.