DM: "A red dragon appears before you! He wants you for LUNCH! Roll for initiative!"



Munchkin: "20! YES! My wizard casts 'Apocalypse From The Sky' !"



Everyone Else: "Wait, WHAT?!"



Munchkin: "What? It's a perfectly legal spell! My character got more than enough levels to cast it!"



DM: "You mean an over-powered Destruction spell with a TEN MILES PER LEVEL DESTRUCTION RADIUS?!"



Munchkin: "So... how bad?"



DM: "Well, going by your levels, you just killed the dragon..."



Munchkin "That's good."



DM: "...Yourself and your entire fellowship..."



Munchkin: "Won't be the first time I got a Total-Party-Kill..."



DM: "... And the capital city you're suppose to be saving, along with the Great King, his daughter the princess, the treacherous chancellor, the good general, and the whole population of 50,000 ..."



Munchkin: "Okay. Didn't mean for that to happen..."



DM: "... And the big bad Evil Overlord's Fortress of Unending Doom..."



Munchkin: "Well, at least we saved the land from evil forever!"



DM: "... But since you killed the Evil Overlord without breaking his dark influence first, the Heart of Oblivion, the source of his power, goes critical without his control, and blows up..."



Munchkin: "... Let me guess, the entire kingdom?"



DM: "The entire continent, you dimwit."



Munchkin: "... Oops."



[Everybody groans in exasperation]



DM: "Now I can see why you are called the 'Maverick' in the Tabletop RPG club..."