aelifsigrun:

j-peters0n: fruipit: jesus christ birb is taking over my life. pom!elsa is taking over my life. I have so many side conversations going on atm I can’t keep track. aelifsigrun, your art is like…. perfect. i can’t even. You perfectly encapsulate ‘pomeranian!elsa’ and it’s brilliant. nyxie580, this is all your fault. if you hadn’t dragged my pomeranian to play with your zombie, none of this would have happened (and I thank you for that ;P ) and we’re growing~ because now j-peters0n has added their own take (omgomgomg i love it *v* ) and no-escape-from-the-storm-inside, you sent nyx that dammed headcanon. yoURE ALL TO BLAME (and it’s wonderful dont leave i think elsa would feel lonely if you did) it takes a village to raise a child? we’ll go with that :) it’s like, wow and I’m supposed to be releasing like chapter updates of this, too @_@ Would it, perhaps, be appropriate to refer to The Birb Saga as a ‘round-robin’ type story at this point? *crickets* … Ba-dum-tssh? this is like a village of people giving un-approved toys various things for these dorks to play with for their own amusement and quality crack

meanwhile student anna and survivor elsa are engaging in a serious discussion about the wisdom and ethics of taking their charges to amusement parks/children playgrounds. pls join us we have hcs and dorks and crack and birbs.



“I’m pretty sure Lollipop Land has a height restriction. And an age restriction.”



“What about those- like, I don’t know. Playgrounds for adults with special needs?”



“Hey! My Elsa does not have special needs, thank you very much.”



“… Anna, she is a girl who legit has the mind of a puppy. I have a zombie. They have needs and are special and if you want to come home to a game of ‘where did Elsa hide A’s arm?’ again, then that’s fine by you. I would actually like my zombie to retain full use of her limbs. She’s already lost one finger too many.”



“Hey! Elsa didn’t make Anna literally give Hans the middle finger. They just wanted to get back at the guy who broke our hearts and turned us off men forever.”



“… Really…?”



“See, so it’s not Elsa’s fault.”



“Oh, yeah. That’s- that’s the important part of that statement. Don’t mind me.”



“Wait what?”



“Anyway. Well, what if they want to go to this playground. Or we could go to the zoo! They have birbs there for Elsa and… well, they have vegetarian animals that won’t eat A, right?”



“Okay, first of all, it’s birds. And herbivorous vegetariananimalsohmygodelsa… But fine, whatever, we’ll take them to the zoo. I swear if something bad happens….”



“Yay! It’s a date! They’re going to be so excited!”



“…..

“…

“…. date?”



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okay aelifsigrun that art is amazing <3 lol and I just want to give elsa a belly-rub now. j-peters0n that pun made me cringe and laugh and it’s //slightly better than nyxie580‘s puns ;) Actually, it’s probably worse because it’s so accurate, too D: round-robin if everyone participates. That means that no-escape-from-the-storm-inside, it’s your turn for a birbie-fic ;)

not a discussion about ethics but oh well it’s late and I’m tired and ohmYGOD WHY CANT I STOP SHIPPING THESE TWO!?!?! like it’s pomeranian!Elsa x nag!Anna and zombie!Anna x survivor!Elsa. In the respective canons. It’s not supposed to be nag!Anna and survivor!Elsa DDDD: I need these dorks making out or something cute and flustery <3

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