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Publicist Career-killer Erika Icon of The Rub PR has truly outdone herself. This past week she somehow managed to cobble together not only the Worst Porn PR of the Week, but one that is more amateurish than her previous two winners! That is some feat!

Erika’s victim is once again her client, Lance Hart. Here’s the opening of this week’s masterpiece press release.

Lance Hart Studios has released three titles. The first two are now available for streaming rentals, pay-per-minute, and download on AEBN on the gay and straight sides of their site. On the straight side of AEBN is Sweet Femdom Pegging. Charlotte Sartre and Pierce Paris helm the cover and both law enforcement gear. Charlotte has Pierce bent over a desk ready to strike with her strap-on. Sweet Femdom Pegging has five must-see scenes starring Bunny Colby, Draven Navarro, Lance, Alex Coal, Charlotte Sartre, Pierce Paris, and Pepper Hart. Watch a free preview, pick your purchase option, and watch Sweet Femdom Pegging at [link omitted].

From the catchy opening phrase, to the missing verb in “both [ ] law enforcement gear”, readers are alerted that they are in for something special.

And it gets worse. Icon has corrected none of the typos, grammatical errors and repeated phrases that we pointed out last week. It’s almost as if she doesn’t care about the quality of her work.

Here to stay

Lance Hart is one of the most prolific adult stars. He can master role, and has done it all from gay, straight, fetish, bi, trans and everything in between. His first scene was for Sean Cody, and he went on to become one of their top contracted models. After that, he started his own fetish studio and produced clips, and eventually went on to found his current studios, Man Up Films and Sweet Femdom.any

One again, the “any” that belongs between “master” and “role” is simply tacked onto the end of the paragraph. Yet it seems that Erika Icon did edit this paragraph since last week (note, there is a period following “prolific adult stars” whereas last week there was a hyphen). How could she possibly miss these errors?

He’s won Male Performer of the Year from the Fetish Awards three times in a row, as well asFavorite Male Fetish Webcam Performerand Favorite Fetish Featured Film. Lance has also scoredBest Male Performer from the AltPorn Awards and TEA Awards, GayVN Awards and AVN Awards for his scene work, and XBIZ Cam Award’s Best Male Clip Artist. Before entering adult, Lance did a wide array of jobs that included a wide array of jobs from street performer in New Orleans to Senior Sales Executive for Cogent Communications. With over 10 years in adult, he’s here to stay.

Lance Hart’s wide array of jobs included a wide array of jobs. Yep.

And we love the kicker in the last sentence about Hart being here to stay. So are those amateurish errors, it would seem!

Erika Icon truly has outdone herself. Bravo!

Two-fisted reporter. That’s not my microphone, I’m just happy to see you.

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