Planned Parenthood thinks your child needs to know about transgenderism and masturbation at the tender age of three. The Daily Wire reports:

In new guidelines issued on the official Planned Parenthood website, the federally subsidized corporation explains how parents should talk to their pre-schoolers about gender roles, sexuality, masturbation, and transgenderism, even offering tips on how to tell if your toddler “is transgender or gender nonconforming.”

Advice from the guidelines includes:

Be mindful of how you talk around your kid, too. Talking to (or in front of) your daughter about growing up and having boyfriends or marrying a man (and vice versa) sends the message that girls are supposed to like boys, and boys are supposed to like girls, and that anything else is wrong or not normal. While kids this young don’t know their sexual orientation yet, assuming they’re straight could make them scared to come to you or feel bad about themselves later. This can lead to mental health issues, unhealthy relationships, and taking more health risks when they reach their teenage years.

So, along with freaking parents out over potentially triggering a mental illness in their child, Planned Parenthood provides the litmus test for determining whether or not your child is transgender. According to the organization that spends more time killing babies than birthing them, if your child is “Consistent, Insistent and Persistent” with the idea that he or she was born the wrong gender, you have no choice but to run with it.

Planned Parenthood does not note that three-year-olds tend to be rather consistent, insistent and persistent about everything from playing with matches to beating up other kids for touching their toys, too. Regardless of how persistent Johnny is in beating up Tommy for taking his toy rocket, parents are still advised to break up the fight immediately.

The terms “doctor” or “gender dysphoria” do not appear once in the Planned Parenthood guidelines. The idea that a child with the consistent, insistent and persistent belief that they are the wrong gender is in need of medical treatment eludes the organization. Perhaps this is because their medical purview is women’s bodies and the bodies of men who believe themselves to be women. Not kids. Not the ones too young for an abortion, anyway.

Most of the stuff contained in Planned Parenthood’s “guidelines” is the usual tripe you’d find in any politically correct outlet. Don’t let your girls wear pink, don’t let your boys enjoy sports, yada yada. The fact that every paragraph ends with a warning that you could potentially drive your child to suicide if you dare to so much as call them “he” or “she” is where it gets old, fast. And don’t forget the sage advice to ask, not tell your child their gender. Because three-year-olds love being in charge. After you ask about their gender, why not ask what they want to eat for dinner. When they say ice cream and cheesesteaks you’d better break it out, or else they might just pull the suicidal card when they’re 16!