Unemployed has-been Creepy Joe Biden has averted his gaze from prepubescent women for a moment - and has now set his eyes on the US Presidency.

A recent Quinnipiac University Poll put Creepy Joe way ahead of the pack of Democrat candidates that are seeking the nomination. He's sitting at 29% support among likely Democrat voters, which is 10% more than US Senator Bernie Sanders and more than double that of another unemployed has-been, Robert Francis O'Rourke.

Apart from a certain perpetually-winning blonde incumbent, the only thing that can stand in the way of Creepy Joe becoming US President - is Creepy Joe.

Biden has been known to ...well... grope little girls.

On camera.

Constantly.

And it's disgusting.

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past decade, you've certainly have seen clips like this:

Somehow, nobody has taken notice of Creepy Joe's creepiness until today. That's the mainstream media for ya! They have only begun to pick it up because Creepy Joe threatens to beat socialist icon, Bernie Sanders, for the Democrat nomination.

Among those affected by Creepy Joe is an otherwise unimportant and unknown Democrat Nevada politician, Lucy Flores. Long story short - he grabbed her, inhaled the smell of her hair, and planted a long, slow kiss on the back of her head.

Did we mention that Joe Biden is creepy?

Creepy Joe REALLY ZOOMED IN

Indian Chief, Elizabeth Warren sent out a series of smoke-signals today, indicating:

I read the op-ed last night...I believe Lucy Flores. And Joe Biden needs to give an answer.

The other 7,140 Democrat candidates for President have made similar comments.

All in all, it's safe to say that Creepy Joe's only chance of becoming President is to go back in time and assassinate Barack Obama between 2008 and 2016.

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