Anonymous asked you: What if I asked you for Tavros♦Sollux? I kind of flipped my shit when you said it was in Derpbent because it has been my guilty pleasure ship forever :x

what indeed (answer: nothing, it will get like 20 notes and then be lost in the ether)

i’m guessing you mean this and not regular canon because outside of that au it makes literally no sense whatsoever and as far as i know only like one or two people in the world even thought of it (ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE TWO PEOPLE ANON I KNOW WHO THEY ARE…). i mean prior to that adventure it never even crossed my mind and i am the shipwright of a bunch of weird shit.

if not whoops i hope the canadian bootleg version is still ok??

also i guess this means i’m probably going to do requests, this was just the first thing in my inbox after that post. and i did it because i’m not exactly sure but i think it would be unfair to everyone else if i stopped at the first one.