Dear 10^9,

I fully support your fight against oppression of aerobes! The otherkin community should be ashamed of themselves not accepting your completely valid transbacterial identity. They are silencing you! It almost seems like they talk about being the victims of prejudice all the time whilst being similarly prejudiced against you!

I mean, haven’t they ever thought about the daily horrors of BACTERICIDE? No-one wants to talk about the mass victims of BACTERIAL HOLOCAUST committed by disinfectants, antiseptics, or antibiotics! They are even blamed for all kinds of diseases, sometimes even deadly ones, which is patently wrong, as no-one seems to recognize these diseases as a completely justified violent uprising against HUMAN BACTERIAL OPPRESSION. In the name of all prokaryotes, RISE UP! NO PASARAN!