Taran

After making fun of Trevor for months for playing the very ugly game “Dwarf Fortress,” Taran finally learned to play the world’s most advanced story engine. Now he acts as chief editor of DFStories.com, allowing the best stories from the community in while guarding against marauding hordes of bad grammar and sentence structure.

Trevor

Trevor makes things, mostly bad jokes and websites. His experiments litter the internet like corpses after a battle. DFStories.com is one of his few success stories, with 20,000 articles read each month. Whenever this website gets hacked and starts distributing malware, Trevor is the guy who must wake up at 2 AM to perform server voodoo.