The " BMW NIGHTMARE " Webpage

VIEW THE EXISTENCE OF BMW DISASTERS ON THE STREET!

Powered By: Last Update: 05/30/2018 (TOTAL NUMBER OF TARGETS: 284) (NEW TARGET #281) ___________________________________________________________________________



________________________________Target #1 ~ 20_______________________________ Target #1: BMW Z4 (E85)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: The modifications

Verdict: So much glory! I wonder if it sings.

Target #2: BMW 650Ci (E63)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: The paint + rear wing

Verdict: Here's my new song, called " My Heart Can Fly! BiaaaaTch!"

Target #3: BMW Z4 (E85)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: The delicate paint

Verdict: So custom, it probably smells.... (see bystander's face)

Target #4: Honda Civic

BMW Nightmare Qualification: BMW 7-series headlight & grills + ridiculous modifications

Verdict: Dude WTF are you thinking?

Target #5: BMW 328i (E90)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: The doors

Verdict: Yes Yes! People really think you are driving a 4-Door Lamborghnini!

Target #6: BMW 330i (E90)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: the ivory decorations & well, just see the picture...

Verdict: Bravo! Another Bragon Bimmer. The crowd acutally whistled and applauded! HAHAHA!!!

ps: the Chinese chick is HOT ~ Target #7: 328i (E90)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: chrome strips

Verdict: did you make fake-vents out of the crome strips? HAHAHA !!

Target #8: BMW M6 (E63)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: interior & exterior mods

Verdict: probabaly can't even notice if someone puke in this car.

Target #9: BMW 745Li (E65)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: truck conversion

Verdict: yo! you are missing a Jacuzzi hot tub!

Target #10: BMW 328i (E93)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: power ranger

Verdict: I am sure no cop would wanna pull you over cause you got laser guns.

Target #11: HONDA Accord

BMW Nightmare Qualification: the genuine "BMW" & "745 Li" badges

Verdict: the owner wasn't happy because what he really wanted was target #9.

Target #12: Ford Mustang

BMW Nightmare Qualification: the genuine BMW 5-Series headlights & center grills

Verdict: You need to try harder!

Target #13: BMW 325i (E30)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: the rear wing

Verdict: your mom says "go fly a kite!", not "go make a kite!"

Target #14: BMW 325Ci (E46)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: A mix of mods.

Verdict: Dude so obbessed with the movie "The Black Swam", he must become one.

Target #15: BMW 325Ci (E46)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: what wing

Verdict: somebody tells that monkey to close his mouth!

Target #16: BMW 530i (E39)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: the flame

Verdict: finally, a car turns into a BBQ Grill! Also Target #175 is his idol!

Target #17: HONDA ACCORD

BMW Nightmare Qualification: The Wing & the BMW badges

Verdict: we all know he is blood related with Target #1

Target #18: BMW 528i (E39)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: chrome strips.

Verdict: Shine for the World, beautiful!

Target #19: BMW 635Csi

BMW Nightmare Qualification: The mods

Verdict: dude, it's "BACK TO THE FUTURE", not "BACK TO THE STREET"

Target #20: BMW 330i (E90)

BMW Nightmare Qualification: the REAL shopping carts, finally.

Verdict: so terrified, the car pissed itself.

