As a Scotsman, I was delighted to recieve "Dirty English", an aftershave soother with a moral we can all take home.

(this gets 10/10, full marks for UK in-jokes, and full marks for practicality/usability - I literally just ran out of after-shave balm and can't shave without it!)

Right. I'm off now - gonna go shave my balls or something with this and morally judge the English while I do it.