A quick breakdown of each blogger on Barstool Sports and their Game of Thrones comparison.

If you aren’t caught up on the show, there may be a spoiler or two below.

El Presidente= Tywin Lannister: Total no brainer. A ruthless mogul who is always getting hated on, but begrudgingly has the respect of the people.

KFC= Tyrion Lannister: A silver tongued drunk that loves smut more than life itself. KFC may be taller, but he has the exact same running style and body type as Tyrion. #SkinnyFat

BigCat= Jon Snow: A bastard from the North (still have to verify this). Time on screen has been increasing a ton through the years. His dog will appear without warning sometimes. Never really showers.

Feitelberg= Jaime Lannister: The likely heir to everything El Pres/Tywin possess. At first glance, is a pretty boy that everyone gives shit to. However, is becoming more popular as time goes on. Has one physical flaw that he will never get over.

KMarko= Stannis Baratheon: Not seen on camera that much, but is ruthlessly efficient off of it. King of the smokeshow. Stoic.

Smitty= Tommen: The current leader of a place that no sane person would want to live, took over for a guy that people always bitched about, has a giant head, and loves kitty cats.

Nate= Jorah Mormont: Does real good work and is liked by all. However, cannot seem to get out of The Friendzone.

Trent=Samwell Tarly: Both live in the middle of effing nowhere, would be better if they were played by Chris Farley, and have already had a career defining moment.

Handsome Hank= Littlefinger: The quiet one that remembers every insult along the way. Will probably end up ruling everything before long.

Millmore= Bran Stark: Young guy who does stuff on the show/site that no one else would have any idea how to do.

Jerry Thornton= Grand Maester Pycelle: An old rambler who knows his shit, but everyone tunes him out quickly.