Let me repeat that in big, bold letters:

***BANNED ON AMAZON***

Yes, it’s now official… I submitted my book If The Door Is Open to Amazon yesterday using my own personal account, and just today saw the notice on my KDP page that the book is now *blocked*.

Yes, my sweet little story about a couple who discover their son has been spying on their lovemaking, and then eventually invite him to openly watch and later join in, is apparently too hot for the good, pious folks at the world’s largest bookseller.

So let me repeat that once again: If The Door Is Open is now

***BANNED ON AMAZON***

Even though Amazon does allow books such as this:

And this:

As well as this:

Ohhh, and THIS one:

AND even this one!!:

Yes, apparently my sweet little story about familial intimacy is much MUCH worse than titles such as “Extreme Taboo”, “So Wrong”, “Forbidden”, and even the incestuous hanky panky that goes on in the book of Genesis.

Yes, all of those titillating titles, and more, can be found openly and blatantly on the pages of the almighty Amazon, yet my book is… let me say it again:

***BANNED ON AMAZON***

Wow, if it’s THAT bad, then you simply MUST read it then, shouldn’t you????

Fortunately, believe it or not, there are OTHER book retailers out there where my book IS available, who obviously don’t have Amazon’s impeccably high moral standards, including the likes of Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo, Google Play, Taboo Reading, Diesel, and of course my particular favorite, Carnal Pleasures. Rogues and rapscallions all, who wouldn’t know a moral if it bit them on the tushy.

Sooo, my apparently benign little Spinning Heads titles will remain available on Amazon, but sorry Kindle slaves, that’s about it. If you want my more ‘taboo’ titles, however, you’ll have to actually step out into the sunlight beyond Amazon’s shadow and realize that there are actually other options out there.

Okay, one more time, just because I like the sound of it:

***BANNED ON AMAZON***

😀