DISREGARD TEAMFIGHTS ACQUIRE CURRENCY: A GUIDE TO ALCH

By Ganky Kong

EVER WANT TO BE THE BIGGEST, WEALTHIEST STUDMUFFIN IN THE LANE? WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE THANKS TO THE MIRACLES OF MODERN ALCHEMICAL SCIENCE, EVEN SCRAWNY WEAKLINGS LIKE YOU CAN RAKE IN THE BILLS, PUNCH YOUR WORTHLESS FOES IN THE GUT 'TILL THEY FALL OVER, AND HAVE ALL THE FINE SUPPORTS SWOON OVER YOUR MASSIVE, THROBBING K:D R. THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO LIVE THE DREAM? WELL, BUCKLE UP, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN FOR ONE HELL OF A RIDE.