Everything he touches turns to gold, right?

“Even as President Donald Trump threatens to shut down the southern border, his administration is quietly working on a plan to expand some forms of legal immigration into the U.S. Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser, has been working for months on a proposal that could increase the number of low- and high-skilled workers admitted to the country annually, four people involved in the discussions told POLITICO. …”

That’s what we were told yesterday.

When he isn’t working on securing the Golan Heights and West Bank for Israel or organizing jailbreaks with Van Jones because of his daddy issues, Jared dedicates his time to ensuring that our beleagured corporations can have the cheap labor they need to hold down the miniscule rise in wages that has occurred under the Trump presidency. Isn’t conservatism lovely?

Now, I know that many of you will say that you never voted for this, but since when has that ever mattered to conservatives? The essence of the scam that is mainstream conservatism is running on one message for all your dumb voters to exploit their fears and resentments and then spinning around on a dime and using political power to cash in all the chips for donors who buy the policies.