The 25 most quotable “Step Brothers” one-liners Posted by Terri Schwartz on April 12th

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Just like “Anchorman,” “Step Brothers” is filled with memorable quotes. Whether it’s “Did we just become best friends?” or “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands,” there’s likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you.

There might not be a “Step Brothers” sequel coming out like there is for “Anchorman,” but that doesn’t mean we love the movie any less. In honor of the lasting impact the movie has had on our lives, here are the top 25 most quotable lines from “Step Brothers.”

25. “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” — Dale

24. “My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!” — Brennan

23. “I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” — Dale

22. “Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.” — Nancy

21. “That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.” — Dale

20. “Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!” — Derek

19. “Why are you so sweaty?” — Dale “I was watching Cops.” — Brennan

18. “You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek

17. “I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.” — Brennan

16. “You don’t even look good when you’re singing.” — Derek

15. “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale