deuce: AHEM PAY ATTENTION TO THE DUCKLING BECAUSE HE WILL BE YOUR LEGAL GUARDIAN FROM NOW ON (FOOTSTEPS, OPEN DOOR, SLAM DOOR, MUCH QUIETER FOOTSTEPS FADING TO SILENCE) pants: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BALLS deuce: CONSIDERED AND REJECTED: BALLS DO NOT QUACK pants: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT (WAGGLING EYEBROWS) deuce: HOLY FUCKING SHIT PEOPLE