First - Will my santa kindly comment or message me with your username so you can get some recognition for this awesome gift? Your name wasn't on the packing info.

I got confirmation of shipping on Thursday and the package showed up on Friday. Holy shitsnacks was that fast!

When I first opened the box I was confused. From my angle, it looked like I had gotten a wig. Maybe my santa loved Mallory and got me a Mallory wig?

Nope. Not a wig...perhaps the funniest prop in the show. Pam's dolphin puppet. Freaking amazing! Pam is my favorite character and this was a perfect choice.

Underneath Pam's dolphin was a book, The Quotable Asshole. My santa explained that if I already had the Archer book, this seemed like a fit for the exchange and like something that the writers have at hand when putting the script together. I have to concur, there are some gems in the book that made me laugh out loud.

This was a great exchange and I really want to thank my santa for the perfect Archer gifts! You rock!