It was about 1am when I remembered that my Secret Santa sent me a message a few days ago to let me know my package was on the way. I excitedly went down to the mailbox and there it was: a package from "Zaphod Beeblebrox" out of Colorado. I couldn't be more excited about the contents. First there is The Walking Dead. I'd stated when I'd signed up for the book exchange that graphic novels were something I was interested in but for whatever reason had never delved into. This is perfect. Zombies. Fuck yeah. Second, after seeing I was a Hitchhiker fan I got Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, another book I'd always planned on reading but just haven't. Douglas Adams. Another fuck yeah. The last book is The War of Art: Break Through the Blocks and Win Your Inner Creative Battles. My SS said this was one of Joe Rogan's favorite books and seeing that I was a NewsRadio fan thought I might enjoy it. Well seeing as how I consider myself a "creative" person in some respects I can't wait to check this book out too. On top of all of this awesomeness was a note written on a badass miner postcard, a two dollar bill (to use for a book mark and I promise I will!), and THREE BEERS. Two of which I've never tried. Fuck. Yes. Secret Santa, I don't know who you are but I feel like you know me better than a lot of my friends and nailed this gift perfectly. Thanks for putting so much time and thought into my gift and should our paths ever cross the first three rounds are on me.