Under The Sea

Did you hear that Lock & Lock are buying a lake in Scotland? It's going to be the Lock & Lock Loch!

Hello, I'm a sea monster. I don't often get up to your surface world, and when I do, I like to take back some of that quaint "oxygen" as a sort of souvenir. You know, something to show the folks back home? And I have to say, the airtight seal on your Lock & Lock 36pc BPA Free Airtight set has REALLY helped me out!

Naturally, there are a few skeptics out there who say I'm just using super-clear water and faking the whole thing, and a couple of total jerkfaces who say things like "Sentient life could never live on the surface!" and "All those fishing rods are just government hoaxes to keep us afraid!" but they don't get in the way of my work. That's right, my work. I'm the host of a popular TV program about what life must be like on the surface.

Mostly, we imagine you swim through rock and exhale tiny bubbles that rise into the clouds, and then entertain yourself by opening and closing Lock & Lock containers. Because they're so many different sizes, right? It must take you WEEKS to figure out what to put in them!

Oh, sorry, I forgot what I came here to talk about. Can you maybe stop trying to make coral reefs out of old cars? It was cool when you were using respectable stuff like Firebirds and Honda Civics, but someone just threw a Pontiac Aztek down there recently, and it REALLY ruins the effect. We're gonna need that hauled away A.S.A.P., okay?

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