Drew Brees, who only managed three TDs over his final four regular-season games last season, reportedly means the New Orleans Saints are preparing for life without the Purdue alum. Of course, nobody cares because football is stupid.

In an analysis of where Brees’ play fits in to the broader context of how quadragenarian quarterbacks have performed in the NFL, experts concluded that they were wasting their time because, again, football is stupid. So they just stopped analyzing Brees and turned their attention to a rad Dungeons and Dragons session.

Brees could not be reached for comment, but his agent said, “No comment.”