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An Oregon father, his sweater-clad older son, and his shouty younger son take on the wide, wide world together.

Characters will age with the blog; currently Kankri Moishe is 39, Kankri Elisha is 20, and Karkat is 16 (as of June 2014). Updates are sporadic but hopefully you'll never have to go more than a few weeks without a post.