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So, my daughter just came up to me all upset. I'm like "What's going on?"

She said, "You know I have a crush on Dylan next door?"

"Yeah."

"Well, dad says I can't have a crush on Dylan."

"Why not?"

"Well, he told me not to tell you, but apparently he's Dylan's real dad so that makes him my brother. So I can't have a crush on him."

"Hmmm. Hah. Hmmm. Well, um, don't tell your daddy, uh, but, uh, he ain't your real dad. So, you can date Dylan. That's fine."