Green Lantern: As I was saying, Green Lantern can do anything.

Batman: Except shut up, apparently.

Green Lantern: Wow, someone forgot to tape their True Blood tonight.

Batman: I'm not a vampire.

Green Lantern: Seriously? I thought it was the darkness and the vanishing, and the, what, super strength?

Batman: No.

Green Lantern: Can you fly?

Batman: In a plane.

Green Lantern: Wait, you're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me? What, nobody asked you to prom so you now dress as a bat and prowl around your parents' basement?