Thank you kind stranger.

I'm wearing the socks as I type and the chocolates are lovely. However the smelly fish disturbance is ...... disturbing! I have taken your advice and coated the item in butter. The result is, it is now slippery as well as pungent. I really thank you and wish you, your family and your cats a Happy New Year.

Regards Al. X

P.S. Please don't send anymore fish. Chocolates and socks welcome.