I was going to post a dank meme about my cats not being able to hold all this jerky, but then I realized that wasn't funny at all. So instead you get a photo of two cats hoarding an unholy amount of jerky and meat products. THANK YOU, Secret Santa, you absolutely exceeded my expectations and are an amazing gifter.

What was in the box:

1 note (with no reddit username, so I can't thank you personally or stalk you to find something nice I could do for you in return)

10 packets of jerky, including Chili Lime, Chicken, Teriyaki, Barbeque, Black Cherry (?!), Honey, and Original flavours.

3 packets of MEAT STICKS, 2 original and 1 spicy.

1 receipt (also, DAMN that shipping wasn't cheap! I'm sorry that mailing things to Canada sucks so much, plus jerky is kinda heavy)

I've only had some of the Teriyaki (Matador) and Original (Oberto) so far, because I've somehow managed to resist the temptation to open and try a bit of everything. This jerky feast is definitely something I am going to savour.