Vote For Who Should Advance In Round Of The Hadassah Bracket Of TB Ratchet Madness 2020

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Here are the results from round one of the Lorrayna Calle bracket of TB Ratchet Madness.

As you can see most of the favorites won, and aside from the 8-9 matchup none of them were particularly close.

Now it’s time to vote for who should advance in the Hadassah bracket.

As usual I have provided a ratchet resume for each contestant along with links to blogs about them so that you can make an informed decision. You have 24 hours to vote.

1. Hadassah Robeson vs. 16. Dorchester Giblees Bandits

1. Hadassah Robeson

Runs an unlicensed boarding house disguised as a women’s, children’s, and pet’s shelter

Charges desperate, vulnerable women a good portion of their limited income to stay in her house in order to pay off her two mortgages

Falsely claims to teach classes and other life skills

Has a restaurant called the Punishment Cafe in which you must stare straight ahead at a wall and eat vegan food that her illegal immigrant husband picks up at Stop n Shop when you order

The house is a front for her two failing businesses that get no customers

The house raises money by presenting itself as a legitimate charity and gets huge donations from large companies and local philanthropists

House is a fire hazard filled with pets which more than likely belong to her

Prior to moving to Massachusetts she got in trouble for running illegal petting zoos in Florida

Grown children live upstairs rent free and her son had sex with a resident who Hadassah then kicked out for seducing him

Held fundraisers and clothing drives for the house which she then sold for a profit online and at a yard sale

Has at least two mentally challenged women living with her who give her their social security checks

Accused volunteers of conspiring against her because they attempted to reconcile her mismanaged finances

Once falsely pretended that her adult daughter was missing as part of a scam

Once kept one of her residents on as both a girlfriend and a slave despite being married to Vladimir

Has twice tried and failed to obtain restraining orders against me in Milford District Court

Is now filing a criminal complaint for illegally wiretapping her

16. Dorchester Giblees Bandits

Drove all the way to Danvers six deep for the sole intention of grabbing as many designer coats as they could and then running over several store personnel in a failed attempt to escape with a grand total of one coat

Most had multiple crotch fruits waiting at home and were under the age of 21

Have been known to take glamour booty shots outside of every housing project in Boston

Complained that n words with little dinkeys had too much to say

Claimed that the only thing her friends knew how to do was provide felatio and make babies

Claimed to be making mad loot from drug proceeds but still couldn’t afford to buy their own coats

8. Tinder Tunaflap vs. 9. Nodoff Nadine and Pet Chudstuffer

8. Tinder Tunaflap

Pretended to be pregnant in order to keep a Tinder date she had gone out with just once from leaving her

Later faked her own suicide and pretended to be her father using her account in order to get the guy to feel bad for her

Impersonated a Hopkinton police officer and told the Tinder date that he was going to be investigated for making her kill herself

Falsely accused a murder victim’s brother, who she met in rehab, of strangling her and trying to kill her

Has multiple restraining orders taken out against her that she frequently violates using burner phones

Threatened to lie to the police about another Tinder date raping her if he didn’t continue to date her

Attempted to force a Plymouth cop to relay misinformation about her being pregnant to a Tinder date in order to keep the Tinder date from leaving her

Threatened the Plymouth cop when he failed to do so

9. Nodoff Nadine and Pet Chudstuffer

Were found passed out behind the wheel of their car sitting at a gas pump in Worcester

She posted on Facebook that the guy who filmed her was a homosexual slur, claimed that she was tired from studying for her Master’s degree, and was advised by a state police trooper to nap in a running vehicle at a gas pump because she was tired

Got a 100 on her exam at Quinsig Community College

She has multiple Google trophies for driving without a license and larceny

Lost custody of her crotch fruit, who of course is named Jaydin

He wears exclusively flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats

Left a hilarious voicemail telling me he was a junkie who stole a car with a kid in the back of it and let the cops on a high speed chase before crashing the vehicle in Worcester

Claims that he is “very intellectual,” both street smart and book smart

He threatened to send people to my house to come get me

Said that he was starting his own blog to bash me called “Turtle boy slugger sports part 2”

Said that he has political connections to a senator and once at a weasel

Claims that his life accomplishment is getting out of jail and takes pictures on other people’s vehicles pretending they are his

Got rave reviews from other junkies written on a napkin

4. R Smelly vs. 13. Chef Ployardee

4. R Smelly

Manchester man previously charged with rape in New York was arrested again for raping a woman in a New Hampshire bar bathroom

Out on bail because he’s likely a snitch

Owns several shades and colors of flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats

Frequently poses with Hennessy for no particular reason and has been known to use the phrase “only God can judge”

Called his Manchester rape victim “prostitutes and hoes”

Says he has videos of his rape victims giving him felatio on his “BKK dick”

Posted on Facebook that he got that “dope dick” and other things that would require a ratchet translator to understand

Said the majority of his rape victims “had my d*** in they mouth”

Says he’s about “sex, money, and drugs” but complains that his rape victims are primarily all about the drugs

Says he’s not a rapist because Trump is a real rapist

Told a friend of one of the victims that they were jealous of him because they never had sex with the victim

Has at least 3 baby mommas but claims he “handle my business”

13. Chef Ployardee

Sold industrial toilet paper at an inflated cost online that she likely stole from a local business during a pandemic

Recently accepted free eggs from a woman she now wanted to charge for toilet paper

Previously charged with animal abuse, which she denied when she came on the live show despite confessing to it on Facebook

Was dating a drunken midget for several years but dumped him for Leroy from the federal prison pen pal program

Cause of tension between the midget and Leroy leading to Leroy getting arrested for assaulting the midget, who he claimed was drunk and yelling racial slurs, outside of Market Basket

Claims she has the FBI investigating Turtleboy, along with NBPD and several other law enforcement agencies

5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey vs. 12. Fall River Orangastank

5. Whitinsville Crack Donkey

Facing charges of indecent exposure and disturbing the peace, following allegations that she dropped her pants and slapped her bare buttocks in the middle of the street, to the alarm of 10 to 15 bystanders, including several children

Is banned from picking up her own children at school

Lost all four of her boys to the DCF fairy for neglecting them

Posted on Facebook that she wanted to murder her DCF social worker, along with several other DCF employees

Offered rivals a chance to fight her before DCF did a visit

Claimed that she fooled her DCF worker because “I’m INTELLIGENT and NO TATTLETALE”

Threatened anyone who called DCF on her in a Facebook post

Claim to fame in life is that she “never gave up any of mines (her children) over dick”

Posted a picture of her DCF worker, who was covering her face in shame, at a visit, and then posted the picture with the caption “F*** you Turtleboy b****”



12. Fall River Orangastank

Caught on film pooping on someone’s front lawn in Freetown

Had no idea who lived there, wasn’t motivated by revenge, and there were several businesses close by she could’ve defecated at

Slept in her car until 3 AM when someone else came to pick her up, abandoning the car and making it very easy for the home owner to track her

3. Relapsipotamus vs. 14. Fertilization Felicia

3. Kim Nelligan AKA Relapsipotamus

Killed her baby by rubbing heroin on her gums in order to get her to take a nap

Speaks authentically in Newport Lights voice

Gave the newspaper the middle finger at her arraignment

Initially blamed the hospital and then SIDS before being arrested

Baby pictures she posted in memory of her daughter have crackpipes in the background

Has two other kids and all of their pictures together are in DCF visitor rooms

Made insane video after being released on bail and uttered the line “I’m not even charged with her (her daughter) death, I’m charged with allowing somebody who was using drugs to be around her. Endangering the welfare of a child.” Believes this makes her virtuous

Blamed her junkie baby daddy for the death of her daughter and then went on to become a lesbian

14. Fertilization Felicia

Posted on various Facebook yard sale pages about needing AC’s for her 7 kids in August, despite having custody of none of them

Sold the AC’s in the same Facebook group less than a week later

Sells tons of items that are still in their original box and clearly are stolen

Emerged two months later on the same yard sale pages asking for diapers

Got a woman to deliver a specific sized box of diapers to her house for free which she then immediately put up for sale in the very same Facebook group

Called out the generous person when they objected to this and claimed that she needed the money to live in a motel with her kids, even though she doesn’t have custody of any of her children

Started multiple GoFundMe’s over the years, using her non-custodial children as bait for all of them in order to procure drug money

6. Teenage Tonsil Tickler vs. 11. Worcester Meat Wallet Mom

6. Teenage Tonsil Tickler

Was wanted by the police in November for sending noodz to a 14 year old boy who she got high with all the time and uploaded videos onto IG

Spent much of her adult life in jail and nearly killed another prisoner

Google trophies include facilitating an underage alcohol house party, unsworn falsification for allegedly providing false information about her identity, burglary, criminal trespass, theft; from a motor vehicle, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief-vandalism, drug possession, disorderly, fighting, sixth-degree larceny, criminal impersonation, interfering with an officer, warrants, shoplifting, and false report to law enforcement

Claimed that she could go wherever she wanted in a November 21 Facebook Live post because her probation was over, even though it wasn’t

Bragged about spending consecutive Halloweens at MCI Framingham

Says that she was stressed out by her 14 year old boyfriend

Posted that she wished the haters could see her now

11. Worcester Meat Wallet Mom

Previously appeared in ratchet madness for hosting a lingerie and Henny party in a hotel room with her 15 year old daughter

Wore an outfit that made her appear to be a Christmas ham

DCF is a regular part in her life, as she now has an 18 year old and 13 year old daughter who are frequently taken from her

Encourages teen daughter to post hyper-sexualized photos of herself on Facebook

Posted video videotaping her teen daughter fighting another child while she screamed, “Ain’t nobody gonna jump in” at other teenagers

Posted the video to Facebook and claimed that the girl her daughter fought would no longer be calling her daughter a pussy



7. Tiverton Gouda Gremlin vs. 10. West Springfield Fupa Dupa

7. Tiverton Gouda Gremlin

Kicked out of her son’s Pop Warner football practice by police and blamed it on racism

Lied and claimed that she pulled her son from practice over it

Advises men to “get you a fat girl, you’ll thank me later” because it’s easier than exercising

Named one of her son’s “King”

Claimed she had witnesses to corroborate her story but they all agreed that she was kicked out for her ratchet behavior towards the coach

Announced that she would retaliate by harassing the youth football league’s sponsors

Refuses to get a job and describes her career as a “stay at home mom” and “boss bitch”

Came on the Turtleboy Live show (27:00 mark), claimed that she would have oral sex with 1 million men in order to get out of the house, reitereated that she would never get a job, and volunteered to poop on camera

10. West Springfield Fupa Dupa

Saw a post on West Springfield Police Facebook page about two men breaking into an apartment complex to steal quarters from laundry machines, and posted that if the WSPD did that to her she’d fight everyone

Days later she was also arrested and shamed by the WSPD for DUI

Took one of the most legendary mugshots of all time

Just got her license two months prior to the DUI

Has been arrested several times before and once posted about how she wanted to punch her public defender in the back of the head

Frequently uses dog filter ad poses for pictures holding hundred dollar bills that she’s using as a make believe phone

2. Brian Dolan vs. 15. David Leavitt

2. Brian Dolan

Abused his stepdaughter to the point where she ran away from home and into the arms of a Lawrence drug dealer who ended up killing her and dropped her dead body off at a Lawrence hospital

Never called the police to report her missing

Posted several times about the Bruins and other non-serious topics while his stepdaughter was missing

Other stepchildren also alleged abuse against him

Came on the live show (40:30 mark) and laughed several times when we asked him about his role in the death of his daughter

Wished death upon my children several times

Lied repeatedly about his daughter being driven to a friend’s house, when in fact she ran away from him

Called me a faggot several times and threatened to poop in my throat because I liked the Red Sox and Celtics instead of just exclusively liking the Bruins, because hockey is a man’s sport

Threatened to murder me at least three times

Asked me if my four year old daughter was attractive

Said that his dead 13 year old daughter was 13 but looked 18

Basically admitted that he beat his dead daughter for being disobedient

Put his son Nick on the phone who told me he was going to “skin f***” me

Never denied sexually assaulting his stepdaughter

15. David Leavitt

Attempted to steal an electric toothbrush by claiming that the stock model only cost $0.01

Called the police on a Target manager would not let him steal the toothbrush

Took a picture of the Target manager and posted it to his Twitter account with over 200,000 followers for the purpose of publicly humiliating her

Blew up in his face when he got destroyed by the Internet and the manager raised over $20,000 in donations for a vacation

Previously publicly shamed a McDonald’s employee on his Twitter account for not allowing him to refill a week old cup that he purchased at another McDonald’s

Pretends to be a legitimate journalist but is really just a gamer who works at Marshall’s

Told ex-girlfriend he was shaming Target employee in order to stand up to big corporations

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