This college football season has had a whole lot of weirdness, but very little at the top. Alabama and Clemson have separated themselves from the pack, Michigan might be doing the same, and undefeated Notre Dame has beaten Michigan.

Under that, it’s a swirling vortex, but it’d be nice if the two worlds actually touched.

Each week, I update a board of projected winners for every FBS game, tally up records, and guess what the Playoff committee and bowl committees would do with the results. Things get closer and closer to eventual accuracy as Selection Sunday nears, but more importantly, it’s some weekly fun!

Below, projections for all 40 2018 bowl games. A lot of these will change dramatically over the next month, so if you don’t like where your team is listed, I bet a few wins on the field will change things!

First, the College Football Playoff

Cotton (Arlington, TX): No. 1 Alabama vs. No. 4 Michigan

Orange (Miami): No. 2 Clemson vs. No. 3 Notre Dame

Championship (Santa Clara, CA): No. 1 Alabama vs. No. 2 Clemson

So yeah. Chalk. This would mean picking the Playoff rankings to remain exactly the same for about a month straight. That’s not exactly likely, but each individual way this could all go awry.

I suppose Georgia could beat Bama, giving us instant drama as to which of these five misses the cut. Maybe Notre Dame could lose to Syracuse, which would probably add FRESH NEW NAME ... Oklahoma. Michigan could certainly lose to Ohio State, which should give us a WILD AND WACKY Playoff final four that includes FUN UPSTART ... Ohio State.

Maybe multiple of these things happen as Washington State wins out, and then we actually get something weird.

Buuuuut it sure looks like a season in which the ruling class towers over a lot of chaos and carnage.

(Also, I’m giving up on my resoundingly booed idea that Michigan could jump Notre Dame on Selection Sunday. Mediocre Northwestern being all Michigan could show for its 12th win would seem to moot all that.)

Next: the rest of the New Year’s Six

Sugar (New Orleans): Oklahoma vs. Georgia

Rose (Pasadena, CA): Ohio State vs. Washington State

Peach (Atlanta): Florida vs. UCF

Fiesta (Glendale, AZ): LSU vs. West Virginia

The Sugar and Rose have held steady for a month or more (some day, the Rose Bowl social media accounts will include my projections in their roundups, I just know it), while Kentucky’s fall from the NY6 opens up a spot for, uh, Florida, I guess? Syracuse? Mississippi State? Kentucky itself, which beat Florida? Texas? This is a deeply bizarre, messy season, and it’s kind of a shame the Playoff might not reflect that at all.

And now, everything else

Citrus (Orlando): Penn State vs. Kentucky

Outback (Tampa): Michigan State vs. Missouri

Gator (Jacksonville): Northwestern vs. South Carolina

Holiday (San Diego): Iowa vs. Washington

Liberty (Memphis): Baylor vs. Auburn

Military (Annapolis, MD): Cincinnati vs. Georgia Tech

Sun (El Paso): Virginia vs. Oregon

Belk (Charlotte): NC State vs. Tennessee

Alamo (San Antonio): Texas vs. Utah

Arizona (Tucson): San Diego State vs. ULM

Camping World (Orlando): Syracuse vs. Texas Tech

Music City (Nashville): Boston College vs. Texas A&M

Texas (Houston): Iowa State vs. Mississippi State

Pinstripe (New York City): Pitt vs. Purdue

Independence (Shreveport, LA): Duke vs. Stanford*

Cheez-It (Phoenix): Oklahoma State vs. Cal

Quick Lane (Detroit): BYU* vs. WMU*

SERVPRO (Dallas): Minnesota vs. North Texas

Redbox (Santa Clara, CA): Wisconsin vs. Arizona State

Hawaii: FAU vs. Hawaii

Dollar General (Mobile): Buffalo vs. Georgia Southern

Armed Forces (Fort Worth): SMU vs. Army*

Birmingham: Houston vs. UAB

Potato (Boise): Toledo vs. Boise State

Bahamas: FIU vs. NIU

Gasparilla (Tampa): USF vs. Wake Forest

Frisco (TX): Tulane vs. Ohio

Boca Raton: Temple vs. MTSU

New Orleans: Louisiana Tech vs. Troy

Camellia (Montgomery, AL): EMU vs. Appalachian State

Las Vegas: Fresno State vs. USC

Cure (Orlando): Memphis vs. Arkansas State

New Mexico (Albuquerque): Marshall vs. Utah State

* = Taking another conference’s unfilled bid.

One thing: because of all the rampant mediocrity this year, I do not have enough spots here for all the likely bowl-eligible teams. I don’t have room for Nevada and UL Lafayette, I’m being hard on Miami to free up space, and I’m assuming Virginia Tech doesn’t schedule an emergency eligibility-saving game (though VT will surely want to protect the country’s second-longest bowl streak).

As always, remember bowl bids are not strictly based on merit. A few conferences have rules that prevent bowls from taking teams with clearly lesser records over more deserving teams, but bowls mostly care about butts in seats. If you beat a bigger program that’s closer to a bowl both of you want, you’re not guaranteed to get it.