Greg Heffley was a wimpy kid. Everyone already knew this. Even his ex-best friend Rowley Jefferson kicked his ass at least once every day. The only people Greg could trust anymore was his gang, the Alligator Pajamas. However, one fateful day made everything much better. One day that would make Greg the toughest kid in school. No, the toughest kid in the world!

This was the day Greg Heffley met Cell.

"So you're gonna train me fam?" Greg asked, and his took his blunt out of his mouth.

"Indeed." answered imperfect Cell, "But first you must do something for me."

"What do you need?" Greg asked.

"I need you to bring me Androids 17 and 18." stated Cell.

"But there's no way I could stand up to them." declared Greg. The androids were truly tough, as they had been causing apocalypse on the entire planet. Greg's hometown only managed to be protected by the strange warrior known only as Freggly.

"In that case, I will teach you one technique." Cell said as his placed his hand on Greg's head. In doing this, he taught Greg the kaioken. "All you have to do is shout 'kaioken' to activate it."

"Alright I'll go fucking kill those stupid androids." declared Greg as he ran out of Cell's cave. As Greg exited Cell's cave, he was confronted by his brother Rodrick.

"Hey runt, it's time to get your fucking ass beaten." said Rodrick. Greg's parents obviously cared about Rodrick and Manny more than they cared about Greg, as they had given the two weighted training clothes so they could become stronger. "Now then, which bone will I break this time?"

"KAIOKEN!" shouted Greg and he punched Rodrick in the face. This attack managed to knock Rodrick straight into Papa Tony's Pizza. Rodrick landed right next to the pizza oven, and some gasoline poured out of his pocket. The gasoline caught fire and lit Rodrick ablaze. In mere moments, the entire restaurant was in flames. Greg smiled. He knew with this new power, he would be able to kill the androids.

"Come on Lazuli, we need to kill the last remaining humans!" said Android 17, looking impatient.

"You know Lapis, I found out something enraging." said Android 18 with anger in her voice, "Zamasu stole our shtick and is doing it better than us!"

"That just makes me want to kill those damned humans more!" shouted Android 17 as he flew in the direction of Greg's hometown.

"Hey stop right there fam." called Greg.

"Do you want to die?" asked Android 17.

Greg smiled again. "KAIOKEN TIMES TEN!"

Android 17's face changed from smug to dismayed as Greg knocked his head off with one swift kick.

"Lapis!" screamed Android 18 as she saw the damage to her brother. "I'll fucking kill you!"

Android 18 dived towards Greg and swung a punch at him. This knocked Greg back into a nearby mountain.

"That takes care of that." declared Android 18.

"KAIOKEN TIMES ONE HUNDRED!" screamed Greg.

"Dear God." uttered Android 18.

Before Android 18 could even see him, Greg slapped Android 18 so hard that she died instantly. Greg carried the dead androids back to Cell's cave. Cell absorbed their bodies and transformed into his perfect form.

"Finally!" said Perfect Cell, "For your assistance, I'll train you."

"Thanks fam." said Greg.

"There's something you probably don't know about yourself, something shocking." declared Cell.

"What is it fam?" asked Greg.

"You are a Saiyan."