Bah! Why you gotta pick on the flames? What have they ever done to you? (judging by our playoff record, not much!).

I'll add a couple treasonous jokes:

1. What does Calgary and the Titanic have in common?

They both sink when they hit the ice.

2. Why doesn't Red Deer have a proffesional hockey team?

Cause Calgary would want one too.

Now one towards another team:

What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs?

The Edmonton Oilers