Pizza and anal. It’s a thing. (Picture: Getty/metro)

Oh, Hillz. So down with the kids, you’re inventing catchy new sex terms.

Last night, Snapchatter, emoji lover, and general social media whiz Hillary Clinton decided to connect with her followers once again by sharing an article about her fun campaign strategy.

Tweeting ‘guilty as charged’, and a pizza emoji (she’s so hip), Hillary posted a link to an NBC article with the headline: ‘Hillary Clinton’s campaign is powered by pizza, analysis shows’.

All fine and down with the kids.


Pizza, emoji, and Twitter. How could you NOT vote for her? She’s so cool, her name should be Chillary Clinton.



Except there was one teeny tiny thing. If you saw the Hill-dog’s tweet on mobile – as 63% of Twitter’s users typically browse their feed – you’ll have noticed that the headline cut off at a slightly awkward point:

https://twitter.com/origiful/status/662071961418338304/photo/1

Ah. Yep. Hillary’s campaign is powered by ‘pizza, anal…’

And thus, the reign of Netflix and chill was derailed. It’s just not edgy enough anymore.

Now, everyone’s all about pizza & anal.

Pizza and anal is the new Netflix and chill. — Jayvie Canono (@OneFineJay) November 5, 2015

Gotta love a campaign that's powered by pizza and anal pic.twitter.com/vcizy9TSIz — Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) November 5, 2015

First one to make their twitter bio "powered by pizza and anal" wins — Dorsey Shaw (@dorseyshaw) November 5, 2015

The Hillary pizza and anal tweet out Veep'd Veep. — Adam Bernstein (@bedtimebonzob) November 5, 2015

Hey, at least it’s a little more straight to the point than the ambiguous ‘Netflix and chill…?’ text?

every time you do pizza anal you are supporting hillary clinton pic.twitter.com/hceauOVU8g — Céline Dion AMV (@hunktears) November 6, 2015

That's right – Clinton campaigns have moved on from * Fried-chicken, Oral* #PizzaAnal — professor rat (@pro2rat) November 6, 2015

And clearly, it’s tapping into a key sexual trend right now.

pizza and anal is the honest version of netflix and chill — operator algebraist (@lutleylocutions) November 6, 2015

Everyone’s doing it. It’s the perfect political message.

I am also powered by pizza and anal, thanks Hillary Clinton for presenting yourself as more and more relatable every day — sinner, winner (@ryanuuko) November 6, 2015

We really, really hope the whole thing was intentional, and Hillary’s new campaign is focused on her sexpertise.

Slogan idea left here, if she fancies it: ‘Hillary Clinton: pizza, penises, President.’

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