I talked about this with my friends, but I wanted to share this with everyone here too. (This post talks about genitalia, so please don't read this if it makes you uncomfortable)

I kept thinking about the concept of the "Male fantasy" and how, whether we as a society realize it or not, this trope keeps popping up in modern media. But in most of these fantasies, it leaves out just how most people would actually react to situations in real life versus the movies. For example: when the girl of his dreams tells him that they want to be friends, he acts as if everything he's accomplished to attract her have been for naught; you don't always see the aftermath of how their relationship changed from that point.

So here's my idea:

A young man, in his mid 20s, has a crush on a girl he likes, and she maybe(?) likes him too. Then, he is visited by an... "interesting" fairy godmother of sorts. She tells him that he has a limited amount of time to be with "someone he should love" or else his penis shrinks and/or disappears. (During this bit, he realizes just how unrealistic this scenario is, to which the fairy replies, breaking the fourth wall and displaying the whole point of the story: No one ever said this would be easy, pal, so welcome to the f-ing club)

So he desperately, and pretty pathetically, does his best to impress his crush within a short time (how long this is, idk yet). Over time, it's revealed that she only likes him as a friend, which devastates him. He considers this a death sentence for his soon to be gone penis (which metaphorically could represent his overall masculinity and how society wants him to act). He displays so much self loathing that he comes to realize that this "someone he should love"... was himself all along

That's about it, but what do y'all think? I'd love to have any kind of input to make the story better!