I try and ride my uni-life cycle every day. Even when the tire is flat. Actually it’s a bit easier to ride it that way. But, even though I try, I fail more times than I succeed. It’ll try and constantly throw you off balance and you’ll constantly try to resist throwing the whole thing in the river… and taking the bus instead.

Even though biology has graced me with great looks, my ability to balance on a unicycle is wanting. That inability translates very well into riding a uni-life cycle. Now I know that life can’t always be a cake and candles, but there has to be some respites from the constant daily balance… or inability to balance… every single dirty, clean, up, loud, silent, irritating, vulgar, idiotic, goofy, smelly, silly, intelligent, smart, genius, filthy, infuriating little thing out there.