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Premise: Phoebe is watching a friend's dog named Clunkers for Thanksgiving, but Chandler claims he's extremely allergic. In reality, he just hates dogs (puppies included) because "they are needy, they are jumpy, and [he] can't tell what they are thinking and that scares [him] a little bit." Phoebe and Monica decide to take the dog to Ross' for Chandler's sake, but then they sneak him back in. This dog schtick continues, but I needn't bore you with it.

In actual plot progression, Rachel's assistant Tag (Eddie Cahill) also joins them for Thanksgiving after his girlfriend breaks up with him. Rachel goes to talk to him, to offer advice on the balcony, but when Joey sees them hugging, he thinks they are mutually into each other, and calls out, "He likes you back!" Rachel comes clean about her feelings for Tag, but then says they should pretend like the conversation never happened. Instead of agreeing, Tag kisses her.

Best quote: "This is all a moo point ... It's like a cow's opinion. You know, it just doesn't matter. It's moo." —Joey

What they ate: Sweet potato–stuffed pumpkins, stuffing, green beans, and turkey.

Fun fact: When Chandler invites everyone to play the "name the 50 states" game, Ross is determined to finish. Hours later, he claims the one state he forgot was Delaware, but it turns out, he wrote Nevada twice. No word on what the actual state he forgot was, or why he loves Nevada so much.

Why it's No. 10: The dog storyline at the center of this episode doesn't even have a schmaltzy ending and there's really not much Thanksgiving fare besides the food. Sure, Tag was attractive, but really, that's all this episode had to offer. Basically, it doesn't matter. It's "moo."