Want bigger breasts without going under the knife? A Bangkok beautician claims she can slap your way to a bigger cup size.

Khemmikka Na Songkhla, 44, has mastered an all-natural enhancement technique that involves kneading, pounding and massaging fat around the breast area. The hard-hitting method was passed down to her from her grandmother.

"I'm the only one in this world who can practice this wisdom," Khemmikka told the Bangkok Post. "The wisdom is like foot massage, but ancient people didn't share it much because back then people didn't care about breast size."

Well, the overly made-up expert is putting this traditional knowledge to use in her salon, Ban Tobnom, where young girls and women gather for the popular, yet painful procedure. Khemmikka begins by measuring their breasts and having her clients sign off on the recorded size. Then she does a post-treatment measurement to prove the increase in size with a final signature.

"I like it a lot," said one satisfied customer. "I come here because I don't want to have plastic surgery. This treatment gives fast results and it's safe for my body."

Still not convinced? Khemmikka took validating her skills a step further by asking the Thai Health Ministry to intervene after a woman alleged to have developed breast cancer after experiencing the slapping treatment.

According to The Independent, the ministry found vigorous massage left study participants between the ages of 20 and 60 breasts cancer-free and measurably bigger.

Suddenly, Khemmikka $263,000 price tag to teach this ancient breast enhancement art doesn't sound too outrageous.

Would you take a flight to Bangkok for this alternative treatment?

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