If you follow me to any degree, you know I love to cherry pick data. It’s the oldest trick in the book for fooling the legions of dupes who happen by my blog or Twitter feed. In this post, I’ll show you the art of what I call the “cherry blossom” pick. Read on to learn.

Cherry picking, as every good denier knows, is the art of presenting a very small, incomplete subset of data and leading your audience to draw the wrong conclusion about the entire data set with the smaller pool of data. It’s like convincing someone all the playing cards in a standard deck of cards are queens by showing them only the four queens. Of course, if you showed them the entire deck of cards, it would be easy for them to falsify your cherry picked claim. Accordingly, it’s important to keep your marks in the dark about the existence of all the data and hope they have no knowledge of it (which covers most of your readership).

Anyway, back to the cherry blossom pick. Careful scientific observation tells us that nature is exquisitely sensitive to changes in temperature and that we are seeing many changes in nature as a result of a warming planet. One clear change has been a lengthening of the growing season; as the planet warms, flowers, plants and crops are blooming and sprouting earlier and earlier in the year. This is sometimes referred to as “season creep.” Many folks in the public may have heard mention of this problem in mainstream news accounts. Deniers should take care to nip this evidence of global warming in the bud. Confusing people with claims that temperature records are falsified is not enough. There are many other indications that global warming is real. We have to be sure to muddy and confuse the debate in all areas, including lengthened growing seasons. This is where the cherry blossom pick comes to the rescue.

So what is the cherry blossom pick and how does it work?

As we all know, 99.99% of the population will never read the scientific literature. So we can safely ignore tackling the actual science about lengthening growing seasons head on. And thank God, because getting a peer-reviewed paper published is a lot of work. Not only that, people who actually know what they are talking about will pick your work apart and probably prove you wrong. Who needs all that stress?

So what I do instead is take something just about everyone is familiar with—the blooming of the cherry blossoms in Washington, DC—and then add a superficial sheen of data to the event that even a 4th grader could grasp. Ouila! Instant denier bullshit ready for mass consumption. This trick will have just about all of your readers convinced they’ve learned something new and that cherry blossoms are just another nail in the global warming theory coffin. It has a nice side benefit of making readers feel smug.

Here is the cherry blossom pick in action:

Contrary to the claims of climate fraudsters, cherry blossoms in DC are blooming later than they used to. http://t.co/2w8YfgvqmC —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) August 01, 2015

How, exactly, do I execute the cherry blossom pick? Simple. Instead of showing the complete peak cherry blossom bloom dates over the last 95 years or so, I just show the dates from the last couple of decades. As you can see from the chart, there’s a huge spike to the end of the chart and it looks like bloom dates for cherry blossoms are recovering nicely. In other tweets about the cherry blossoms (see examples below), I’m quick to point out that winters in Washington have been very cold the last few years which accounts for why the bloom dates have been coming later in the season for the most recent years. This adds to the impression that the planet is not getting warmer.

This sleight of the data hand obscures the truth we don’t want people to know: that if you look at the entire record of bloom dates, cherry blossoms are blooming about 5 days earlier than they used to.

I also never mention that Washington, DC is just a very, very tiny part of the globe. While the eastern part of the US may have experienced very cold winters the last three years, the vast majority of the planet is warming. And I also never bother to point out that cherry blossoms are but one kind of plant growing on the planet. It would be silly for anyone to infer that growing seasons aren’t lengthening by looking solely at one kind of plant growing in one tiny corner of the planet. But knowing the vast majority of people don’t think like scientists, they’ll arrive at the conclusion I want: that global warming isn’t happening.

So there you have it, the cherry blossom pick. Feel free to use it in your own denier work. As you can see from my examples below, if you are creative, you can get a lot of mileage out of this trick. I’m still employing it here in August, long after the blooms have fallen and withered. You’ll also want to note how I expertly cherry pick a particularly anomalous year from long ago, 1946, and compare it to today. Also notice how I didn’t start to mention cherry blossoms until 2014, the second consecutive year the bloom date increased after a huge jump in 2013. And I certainly didn’t go near the topic in 2012 when the blossoms bloomed very early and the overall trend for the past few years was clearly down.

2015 was the first year on record with no cherry blossom florets visible in March nationalcherryblossomfestival.org/about/bloom-wa… —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) August 01, 2015

Contrary to all the BS from alarmists, the average date of DC cherry blossoms is getting later nationalcherryblossomfestival.org/about/bloom-wa… http://t.co/mozDE4rgzc —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) June 02, 2015

DC cherry blossoms will be almost a month later this year than they were in 1946 news.google.com/newspapers?id=… http://t.co/aY9mKziWnD —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) April 09, 2015

Washington DC is having the latest cherry blossoms on record. Experts predicted the exact opposite @washingtonpost http://t.co/3MJc72JFUB —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) April 06, 2015

Gaia's April Fools joke. Latest cherry blossoms on record in Washington DC @washingtonpost stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2015/04/01/lat… http://t.co/CQJfKtTQkC —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) April 01, 2015

Three years since @washingtonpost predicted cherry blossoms would bloom in winter. Latest on record this year http://t.co/7L6VNvw34G —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 25, 2015

This year will break the record for latest cherry blossoms here in DC. We are still having January weather. —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 24, 2015

This year will likely set the record for the latest DC cherry blossoms, due to record cold. Experts say it is the hottest winter ever. —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 20, 2015

Is flat earther @ThomasLFriedman @nytimes aware that DC cherry blossoms are forecast to be the latest on record this year? —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 13, 2015

Dear @capitalweather Your 2012 forecast for cherry blossoms was exactly inverted from reality stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2015/03/13/sci… http://t.co/2YzJrTWgNC —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 13, 2015

Cherry blossom watch. I'm still not seeing any cherry blossoms along the frozen Potomac River in DC http://t.co/eTuwWrFoUS —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 07, 2015

I'm keeping a keen eye out for cherry blossoms along the frozen Potomac River In 1946 they were blooming on March 14 http://t.co/DANYfUiMhl —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 06, 2015

I'm keeping a keen eye out for cherry blossoms along the frozen Potomac in DC http://t.co/C3JENEJNgw —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 03, 2015

@RyanMaue On March 15, 1946 there were cherry blossoms blooming in DC. Probably not this year http://t.co/CJstHdTUuE —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 02, 2015

In 1946, there were cherry blossoms in DC by mid-March. Scientists warned of disaster. stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2015/02/26/glo… http://t.co/JGBcr0h2tV —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) February 26, 2015

Experts say that global warming brings early cherry blossoms to DC. They love those single digit temperatures http://t.co/Ot0cDrEEy4 —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) February 08, 2015

DC cherry blossoms second latest on record, beating out last year's second latest on record stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2014/04/13/ano… —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) April 13, 2014

@WeatherGeeker In 1946, they blossomed on March 14. Unprecedented global warming over the last 70 years has lead to what we have today. —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 25, 2014

Before Mann-made CO2 ruined the climate, cherry blossoms were blooming in Washington - 60 years ago today. http://t.co/W4PdUib6QG —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 21, 2014

Climate experts say that global warming makes DC cherry trees bloom earlier earthcam.com/usa/dc/cherryb… http://t.co/txQdOmUrcZ —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 17, 2014

On this date in 1945 and 1946, DC cherry trees were already blooming earthcam.com/usa/dc/cherryb… http://t.co/MxQdHEjcd9 —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 15, 2014

March 14, 1946, cherry trees were blossoming in Washington DC. Not going to happen this year. earthcam.com/usa/dc/cherryb… http://t.co/imxSEeVaCs —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 12, 2014

Experts say that global warming makes DC cherry blossoms bloom earlier in March http://t.co/a21RjuKaVD —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 04, 2014

I'm not seeing any cherry blossoms yet in DC www2.nature.nps.gov/air/webcams/pa… http://t.co/N7F65MqGta —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 03, 2014

In 1946, there were cherry blossoms in Washington DC by March 15 news.google.com/newspapers?id=… http://t.co/2h6TjRKwSu —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) March 03, 2014

In 1946, DC cherry blossoms appeared by March 15. In 2013, they didn't appear until April news.google.com/newspapers?id=… http://t.co/mfmh4jZOJi —

Steve Goddard (@SteveSGoddard) January 12, 2014