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It has been confirmed today that Nick ‘The Honey Badger’ Cummins is now developing a bit of a track record for associating himself with disappointing franchises.

This comes after his most recent disappointment with the Bachelor franchise, whereby he refused to pick a young woman to engage in a relationship with.

It was a decision that confused many and ultimately left former contestant Cass as the only person in Australian happy with the outcome.

With Brooke, Brit and Soph all seeming like great options, the Honey Bachelor explained that he wasn’t ready to settle down before strolling off down the beach like a forlorn Jarrod from seasons past.

The call angered viewers who need people to make a life-changing decision in order to ensure a palatable viewing experience.

This, however, was still not as disappointing as the failed Perth Super Rugby Franchise the Western Force.

The Western Force were sensationally cut at the back end of last year, after years of little to no penetration in an AFL swamped state, much to the anger of billionaire mining magnate ‘Twiggy’ Forrest who the ARU refused to take millions of dollars from.

Failing to ever make a finals appearance, and eventually cut from the failing competition Super Rugby itself, the finale of the Bach has in some sense lived up to expectations.

*The Wallabies would obviously have bumped the Bachie down to third in terms of the disappointment scales, but don’t officially count as a franchise so were ineligible for the rankings.