In a sensational development, Prime Minister Narendra Modi finally admitted that the only reason he became the Prime Minister was to be in a position where he could prevent Arvind Kejriwal from delivering his duties to the voters of Delhi.

“Enough is enough. I confess!” choked the Prime Minister in a hastily convened mid-week Mann ki baat session. “The only reason I traveled over three lakh kilometers across 25 states, participated in 5827 public interfacing events and cried myself hoarse addressing 437 rallies was to get to a point where I could constantly interfere in Arvind Kejriwal’s affairs directly or indirectly and prevent him from working.”

“It’s something about that guy that gets my goat,” the PM continued. “I knew he’d become the CM one day. Which is why I put in over 10 years of hard work in Gujarat, constructing its roads, setting up drinking water supply in its remotest areas, ensuring 24X7 electricity, luring investors to Gujarat – all so that I can impress the country’s voters, become the PM and meddle in Kejriwal’s day to day work.”

“Everything I have done in my political career so far boils down to this singular objective, whether it be cajoling the RSS, taking on the party seniors, edging past my fellow PM aspirants or countering an aggressive media. Come to think about it, all these years, I was under the mistaken impression that as a young man I became a swayamsevak to do something for the country. I now know better. I decided to serve others because I subconsciously wanted to mess with Kejriwal at some point in the future,” said Modi.

“But my masterplan now lies in tatters. The perceptive guy that he is, Kejriwal has seen right through my game!” the PM bemoaned.

Modi’s confession has come as a shot in the arm for the Aam Aadmi Party, vindicating their repeated claims that he doesn’t let Kejriwal work. However, AAP leaders aren’t really celebrating. “This is a disaster,” exclaimed an AAP leader on condition of anonymity. “Now Arvind can no longer take out full-page ads in newspapers or put up billboards asking Modi to stop interfering. People will expect us to move on, and actually start working now.”