Love is in the air, spring is on the horizon, and birds sing their special song of promise.

Or maybe love is on the ground, winter is still here, and it is dark, and it is cold, and you are eating from the can because who can be bothered with bowls?

Either way, the Valentine’s season stirs the soul.

Perhaps your appreciation of the occasion is ironic. Maybe the anxious hectoring of your mother drives you forth into the world, in pursuit of fanciful fineries with which to woo your special friends or prospective partners. You might just like video game references.

To help in any case, we offer these sweet nothings to lay bare your feelings and win some hearts.

So from us to you, and then from you to them, a Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Paragon and Renegade now for PC. My apologies.