Were You Wondering About Tina Fey's Facial Scar?



I wasn't! I hadn't noticed (I only see inner beauty). But apparently Tina Fey has a great big facial scar that she doesn't like to talk about, and now her tattletale husband, Jeff Richmond, has spilled the beans to Vanity Fair:



NEW YORK Tina Fey's husband is talking about something the "30 Rock" actress would rather not discuss: the scar on her left cheek.

Fine, Jeff Richmond. I'll bite. So what exactly did happen to Tina Fey's left cheek? Oh? What's that?

She was only SLASHED ON THE FACE BY A MADMAN.



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In an interview in Vanity Fair, Jeff Richmond says a stranger slashed Fey's face when she was 5 years old. He says the incident occurred in the front yard of her house. Says Richmond: "That scar was fascinating to me. This is somebody who, no matter what it was, has gone through something. And I think it really informs the way she thinks about her life." Fey says talking about the attack would seem like exploiting it. Says Fey: "It's really almost like I'm able to forget about it, until I was on-camera, and it became a thing of `Oh, I guess we should use this side' or whatever. Everybody's got a better side."

Seriously:Maybe so, Tina Fey! Maybe so! But not everybody was SLASHED.



ON THE FACE.

BY A MADMAN.

Can a lady get some follow-up info on whether this child-slasher was brought to justice!? Or will someone at least tell me where Tina Fey grew up so that I can STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT HELL-TOWN? Jesus.