Oh god why

On April 1, of all days, Ubisoft filed a new trademark for Beyond Good & Evil with the EU's IP Office.

This, of course, doesn't mean Beyond Good & Evil 2 is finally coming out. It's never coming out. Ever. Unless it does. Ubisoft is just doing this to mock us, probably. Or, you know, protect its #brand.

I can't wait until the day Ubisoft finally decides to shit or get off the pot. We've been on this merry-go-round for eight years now, and I'm sick and tired of getting my hopes up and dashed again and again over this "game."

Beyond Good & Evil [EUIPO via DualShockers]