With Jordy Nelson out this weekend against the Cowboys after having his chest cavity caved in by Giants CB Leon Hall, Green Bay Packers WR Geronimo Allison looks to have an increased role in the NFC divisional playoffs. Which bodes well for him, because if he plays well, he’s bound to get more of what he loves most: pussy.

If you thought Carson Wentz’s old social media posts were bad, get ready to have your mind blown. Total Pro Sports compiled some screenshots of the best of the best old Geronimo Allison tweets, and they’re doozies.

From Total Pro Sports:

What I gather from all these is that Allison really likes pussy. Not bad pussy, though, and especially not girls who think their pussy is the shit but whose pussy, in reality, ain’t shit. Can you imagine the inevitable tweetstorm we would’ve gotten to experience had those two females he wanted to fuck at the same time BOTH had pussies that weren’t shit? Damn.

Hopefully Allison can channel all of this pent up sexual frustration into on-the-field performance this weekend. And if not, hopefully he at least is able to find a hoe whose pussy is the shit..

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[via Total Pro Sports]