Soooooo... my SS started talking to me, dropping hints and asking questions. Really trying to figure me out, you know? I'm thinking 'Cool, not getting left out to dry' and LOW AND BEHOLD, turns out my SS was a lovely lady named Hadley (back off boys, she's engaged. Sides, if that falls through, dibs). WELL, turns out Miss Hadley likes to go 'all out' for Reddit's Secret Santa. You might say, she embodies the essence of RedditGifts. What I'm trying to say is I was fortunate enough to receive liscenseplate as my Secret Santa.

Now, Hadley said the package was heavy, and even then I was like 'Cool, not getting a paper clip or something' and LOW AND BEHOLD AGAIN the most WTF moment of my year. I start pulling on arbitrarily wrapped gifts LEFT AND RIGHT! You could tell this was gifted by a girl (a lovely, charming, beautiful woman at that). There was wrapping paper, packing paper and notes ON paper. So OBVIOUSLY, I grab the lightest ones without notes and open them first. I'm sorry Hadley, force of childhood happen nawimean?

Nevertheless, this time my SS went ABOVE AND BEYOND my expectations. I almost feel guilty for getting this. Like, I HAVE to go out into the world and make a Reddit cache for fellow Geocachers... which I actually think I'm going to do. I just need a good location first...

WELP! Time to go find the perfect spot to set up that cache and get to scouring the Earth!

And BTW, Hadley, if that whole you know thing doesn't work out... I'll totally be your sugar baby.