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The screen fades from black into a VHS quality video of the AWA venue for tonight's show. The fans are loudly cheering as the official theme song for the show, The Touch, plays loudly in the background. The venue is purple and blue, with an old school style set, and an old school "WCW" style interviewing place next to it, a big AWA logo hanging from the back. The camera pans over at the fans, who are flashing their cameras with bright white lights, and are cheering loudly.



The camera transitions into a shot of the two commentators, Stan Anderson and Jimmy Hart, as they stand ringside, two big AWA microphones in their hands.



Stan Anderson: Welcome everyone... To Saturday Night... Weekly Extravaganza!

Jimmy Hart: The first ever weekly extravaganza aswell, may I add! I want to say hello to everyone watching either on the XHF Network, or over on Reddit!

Stan Anderson: For sure! I'm Stan Anderson, joining me, the Mouth of the South... Jimmy Hart!

Jimmy Hart: Woooohooo!

Stan Anderson: Let's run down tonight's hour of programming! First, we will get an exclusive interview with who some are saying is the epitome of the word "Strongman", Daruun Micheal! As he is interviewed by none other than Honest Al!

Jimmy Hart: Then we will move onto Micheal's debut match! The first ever AWA match! The AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, as Daruun Micheal takes on Bjark... The Assassin!

Stan Anderson: Then, Honest Al is back, as he gets all the information out of The Metrosexual, Ricky Jackson, one half of tonight's main event!

Jimmy Hart: We then move onto crowning the FIRST EVER AWA Cruiserweight Champion as three of the world's top cruiserweights go at it in a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!

Stan Anderson: Oh I can't wait for that! After that we will head to the "King's Corner" with Don King and special guest, Poison, the other half of tonight's main event to see who will advance in the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix!

Jimmy Hart: I hate Don Ki- AFTER that we will then see the main event, as the aforementioned Poison goes head to head, with Ricky Jackson, who will be one step closer to crowning the FIRST EVER AWA World Heavyweight Champion?!

Stan Anderson: All this and more... Starting... NOW!

HONEST AL INTERVIEW w/ Daruun Micheal

The camera transitions over to the interview stage, positioned next to the old school entrance stage. Honest Al stands there with his big AWA microphone, a lead at the end of it connecting to the PA system, just like the good old days. He smiles. Radicalz (Jim Johnston) plays throughout the PA as the crowd cheer. There's no titan-tron, no mini-trons, just the sound of Micheal's entrance music and the flashing of a few lights set up on the old school set. The camera zooms out a little so we still have Al in frame, but we can see to the left of the interview platform the "Strongman" Daruun Micheal, as he steps on out to the cheering fans. He waves at them all, with everyone flashing their cameras at him, before heading down the ramp and stepping onto the interview podium.



Honest Al: Ladies and Gentlemen my special guest at this time, the "Strongman", Daruun Micheal!



The crowd in the venue cheer as he towers over the small Honest Al, looks at the audience, and flexes his big pythons. The cameras flash again and Al looks at him, half in fear, and the other in awe. The camera zooms back in to focus on both men properly.



Honest Al: So Daruun, let's get real for a second, there's a lot of pressure to win your match, seeing as it's not only the opening round of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, not only your debut match, but the FIRST EVER match in AWA history! How are you coping?



Al has to reach his hand all the way up to Micheal's mouth for the people in the audience to truly hear what he has to say. He smiles with his bright white teeth.



Daruun Micheal: Well let me be honest, Al...

The audience loudly laugh as Daruun winks into the camera, Al laughs as though he's never heard it before.

I'm ready! That's right, I said it, I'm ready! I'm ready to prove to the world why I'm the GREATEST Strongman in the world as of today! I'm here to take the AWA to new heights, to prove why the AWA is the GREATEST federation in the whole of wrestling today and to be the Face of Absolution! The one thing all my opponents should understand is that with Daruun Micheal... There is... NO FEAR!



The crowd loudly cheer as Al drops the microphone from Micheals mouth. Micheal shakes Al's hand as he walks back onto the ramp and heads towards the ring, high fiving the fans as he does so. Al points at the camera and smiles.



Honest Al: There you go, folks! Catch Daruun Micheal in his debut match... NEXT!

COMMERCIAL BREAK



This April, live on the XHF Network, the XHF presents... The Rumble! Who will walk away X*Crown Champion as Rob Arnold defends against OVER sixty other opponents in the rumble match itself? Also, the tag team titles will be on the line, as the G.U.N.S. defend their XHF World Tag Team Championships against the team of Danny Ray and Austin Grant, "Heart & Soul". All this and much more, only, on the XHF Network!

AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix

Daruun Micheal vs Bjark the Assassin

Daruun Micheal walks around the ring and tests the strength of the ropes as he tugs on them, making sure they can sustain his detrimental weight! He clicks his neck from side to side and begins stretching his arm muscles, getting ready for the match.



O'Death (Jen Titus) erupts throughout the PA as the crowd boo the dark, eerie tune of it. The purple house lights fade into black as smoke bellows from the old school set. A man, dressed in complete black, small and skinny, walks on out through the smoke, a cane in his hand. It's Macabre, Bjark the Assassin's mentor. He looks around at the booing fans and sneers his nose, before pointing his cane towards the curtains. Bjark the Assassin creeps on out through the curtains, a black cloth over his head, covering his face. Both men walk down the ramp and begin to circle the ring as the crowd loudly boo, and Daruun watches on, prepared for the match.



Jimmy Hart: Bjark the Assassin looks determined, he looks focused! I wouldn't want to get on the bad side of him!

Stan Anderson: And his manager... Macabre... He gives me chills dammit!



Bjark the Assassin slides into the ring as the bell rings and he charges at the Strongman, hitting him with a stiff forearm to the face! He begins to kick and stomp on him as Micheal slumps into the corner, trying his best to fight back against the brutal brawler! Macabre is nodding his head at his acquisition's strikes, still sneering his nose up at the jeering crowd. Bjark carries on the flurry as the crowd loudly boo him, and cheer on Daruun Micheal to rise up and fight back! The Assassin stops, gives himself a little rest, looks back at his manager ringside, and then turns around- WHEN HE IS MET WITH A THUNDEROUS RUGBY TACKLE!! HE HITS THE MAT WITH A MASSIVE THUD AS THE CROWD EXPLODE WITH CHEERS!



Stan Anderson: OH MYYYY!

Jimmy Hart: WHAT A RUGBY TACKLE!



Daruun is back on his feet and waits for Bjark to rise, when he does so, he lifts him up above his head and into a gorilla slam position! The crowd pop with cheers as the Strongman lifts him up and down above his head like a standard weight! He marches around the ring with the Assassin and shouts at the crowd "NO FEAR!", which ignites a LOUD "NO FEAR!" chant. Micheal nods his head and drops the Assassin from seven feet high as Bjark hits the mat with a BANG! Daruun charges against the ropes and on the rebound hits a THREE HUNDRED POUND BELLY SPLASH RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF BJARK THE ASSASSIN!



ONE! TWO! THREE!



The bell rings as Bjark struggles to kick out from the weight of the three hundred pound man! The crowd goes crazy as Daruun gets onto one knee and has flexes his HUMONGOUS pythons! The cameras flash as Radicalz kicks back in throughout the PA.



Jimmy Hart: AND JUST LIKE THAT, DARUUN PICKS UP THE VICTORY!

Stan Anderson: All it took was one body splash from the Fearless... The Strongman... Daruun Micheal, to end his opponent's night! Just think how much damage Daruun could do with a body splash... FROM THE TOP ROPE!

Jimmy Hart: Is it even possible?! It'll break the ring in half, dammit! And maybe end his opponent's career aswell! We can't afford that! He won't even attempt it anyways, he's too fa-



"NEXT WEEK, BAY-BAY!" Daruun looks towards the turnbuckle, points at it, then shouts as the crowd loudly pop.



Jimmy Hart: ...

Stan Anderson: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS! NEXT WEEK, DARUUN'S GOING TO THE TOP ROPE... DARUUN'S LOOKING TO FLYYY!



Daruun Micheal moves on to the second round of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix!

HONEST AL INTERVIEW w/ Ricky "The Metrosexual" Jackson

The camera cross-fades back over to the interview platform as Radicalz still plays in the background. Honest Al is there with none other than the "Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson, who is chewing on a cocktail stick and is wearing bright neon shades. He doesn't look like he wants to be there, instead he just waits for Al to begin the talking. The music slowly fades until it can barely be heard, as the camera zooms in on both Al and Jackson. The microphone taking up the main sound of the PA once again.



Honest Al: Ladies and gentlemen... The oh-so-ravishing... Ricky Jackson! Now, Jackson, tell me, what's your thoughts on your match later on tonight?



Jackson takes the cocktail stick out of his mouth and twiddles it around in his fingers, as Al lifts the mic to his mouth.



Ricky Jackson: Well ya see, Al! The Metrosexual, Ricky Jackson, is looking forward to beating some meat tonight, bay-bay! AND NOT JUST ANY KINDA MEAT! NO, I'm on about... P- P- P- POISON MEAT! So truth be told... I'm lookin' forward to it! Because I know for full well, that when I step into that ring, things are about to become... Hardcore! :He gives the camera a nod and a wink as the fans laugh in the background: So yes, my thoughts on the matchup is that I'm HELLA PUMPED, BAY-BAY! Just like how this dude, Daruun Micheal... :He points at Daruun as the camera zooms out and you can see him walking up the ramp and high-fiving fans, before heading through the curtains: ...has advanced through to the second round of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, so will I! AND THAT'S CAUSE NO-ONE IS READY... FOR THE METROSEXUAL... RICKYYYYYY JACKSONNNNNN!

...BEAT IT!...



The fans loudly pop as Jackson flicks his cocktail stick at the camera and walks up the ramp and back through the curtains. Honest Al looks a little taken back, but smiles and laughs it off.



Honest Al: You heard it here first, AWA fans! Ricky Jackson is ready to beat some meat!



He points at the camera again.



Honest Al: Don't be going anywhere, because coming up next, we have a triple threat match to crown the FIRST EVER AWA Cruiserweight Champion! You DON'T wanna miss it!

OPEN CHALLENGE w/ Magnus Cramshaw II

O Fortuna (Boston Symphony Orchestra) bursts into the PA as the whole venue boo as loud as they can! The lights turn red as Magnus Cramshaw II walks on out from the back with his walking stick. He points it at the audience as they jeer his very appearance. He sneers his nose at them and begins to walk down the entrance ramp, the music really beginning to kick in.



Stan Anderson: He has called anyone out for an open challenge, and now it's time to see who he will be facing!

Jimmy Hart: He is so dashing and intellectual! I LOVE him!



Cramshaw II walks up the ring steps and wipes his feet on the ring skirt, before entering through the middle rope and parading himself around the ring, showing off his greatness. He is passed an AWA microphone as he twiddles it around his fingers and sneers at the crowd some more. They really boo him as he brings it up to his mouth, and has to drop it again because no-one is listening. He shakes his head and wipes his sneering nose before pulling it up to his mouth again.



Magnus Cramshaw II : If you fat oaths and incompetent baboons could be quiet for just one second, maybe I'd be able to actually get what I'm trying to say to come out of my mouth.



This causes a massive boo from the audience, not taking kindly to being called fat oaths and incompetent baboons. Cramshaw just puts his hands on his head and and shakes it, not believing that these fans aren't letting him speak.



Magnus Cramshaw II : SILENCE! WHEN I'M SPEAKING, YOU ARE LISTENING! It's manners, I say! MANNERS! But then again all of you obese American fools wouldn't know what manners are! You disgusting, inconsiderate, fools!



The fans boo and jeer EVEN louder as Cramshaw puts his index to his lips and tells them all to be quiet, which in turn makes them even more louder than they were before. He walks over to the turnbuckle and leans against it, twiddling the microphone in his hand and waiting for them to be silent, which they are not.



Magnus Cramshaw II : You know what! I'm not going to let ANY of you rejects get to me! I am the Intellectual One, I am the Grandest of all Prix'... I am Magnus Cramshaw II... And this is my open challenge!



Cramshaw II hands the microphone to a ringside official and points his expensive walking stick at the old school entrance set. After a few minutes of waiting, Burbank (Vizzahh) plays throughout the PA as the venue cheer loudly! The lights flash as the curtains open and JAMES ELLSWORTH walks on out from the back, the whole venue explode onto their feet with cheers. He runs on down the ramp, high-fiving fans as he goes and slides into the ring! When he enters the ring he circles around it and a massive "ELLSWORTH" chant starts up. Cramshaw II gets out of his corner and walks on over to the former WWE superstar... AND SMASHES HIS WALKING STICK RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF ELLSWORTH! THE CROWD BOO AS CRAMSHAW SHOUTS AT THE REF TO RING THE BELL, WHICH HE DOES UNDER THE PRESSURE. DING! DING! Magnus Cramshaw II slowly drops to his knees and hooks the leg of a knocked out Ellsworth.



ONE! TWO! THREE!



The venue loudly boo as Billy Bean rings the bell once more, and Cramshaw slowly gets back to his feet, smirking and sneering. He nods his head at his victory and is handed the AWA microphone again.



Magnus Cramshaw II : Oh I forgot to say! This match was an opening round match for the World Heavyweight Grand Prix! That means, I am officially through to the NEXT ROUND!



He does an evil laugh as he hands the microphone back and rolls out of the ring, his broken walking stick in his hand.

COMMERCIAL BREAK



SUNDAY! May the 6th, live from Las Vegas... AWA presents it's first iPPV... Absolution! We will see the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix come to a close as the FIRST EVER AWA World Heavyweight Champion is crowned! Not only this, but all the top AWA stars will be there! See the likes of the Metrosexual, Ricky James, GUNNS' own... Poison, Nano-Tron and MUCH MORE! Only, on the XHF Network!

AWA Cruiserweight Championship

Nano-Tron vs Jamie Lee Dunne vs The Cosmo Kid

We are back to ringside with Jimmy Hart and Stan Anderson, in Hart's hands, covered by a velvet cloth, is the coveted AWA Cruiserweight title. He whips it off as the crowd cheer and admire it's beauty.



Jimmy Hart: Look at this bad boy! I bought this straight from my pocket, I did! 'Cause only Hart knows what's best for the AWA!

Stan Anderson: You mean Don King, the AWA Commissioner and financier didn't pay for it?!

Jimmy Hart: He wanted all three titles to look the same, like in boxing! But I was like... NOPE! And decided to buy THREE different AWA Championships! And this is the first one, woohoo!

Stan Anderson: It sure looks amazing! Great thing we'll be crowning the new champion right... NOW!



The camera does a super fancy pan from the ringside area into facing the entrance stage and zooming in on it as the lights rapidly change colors. Here is the News (Electric Light Orchestra) explodes throughout the PA and the lights turn bright red, the fans scream with cheers as Nano-Tron 'zooms' his way through the curtains and onto the entrance stage! Raising his fist in the air as the crowd loudly cheer him on! He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring!



Stan Anderson: Coming to the ring first... He is from....... THE FUTURE! None other than... Nano-Tron!

Jimmy Hart: We have a time traveler in the Absolute Wrestling Alliance?! Holy cow!



Magic Machine (Dale Oliver) bursts through the sound system and the crowd cheer loudly. Jamie Lee Dunne runs out onto the stage and begins clapping his hands and dancing along with the music as the fans cheer him on. He wears bright purple trunks with the words "Lee Dunne" on them, and on his head wears a purple "Lee Dunne" banner. He slow runs it to the ring, high-fiving fans on his way, and signing autographs as he goes.



Jimmy Hart: Now this kid is someone to look out for.

Stan Anderson: I'm pretty sure everyone will be looking out for him when... Or IF... he manages to capture the AWA Cruiserweight Championship tonight!



Lee Dunne slides into the ring and dances around, pulling bright purple glow sticks out of his trunks and throwing them into the audience. They catch them and wave them about as he smiles and looks over to Nano-Tron, passing him a purple glow stick aswell. Nano-Tron looks at it like it's REALLY old technology, which it's not back in the eighties... or nowadays!



Stan Anderson: And their opponent...



The lights flash purple, then green, then yellow, then blue until it's a multitude of bright neon colors. The house lights dampen and Don't Stop Believing (Journey) kicks in. The Cosmo Kid enters through the curtains and pretends to 'fly' down the entrance ramp and slide into the ring. Meeting his two opponents, Jamie Lee Dunne and Nano-Tron, in the middle of the ring.



Jimmy Hart: LET'S DO THIS!

Stan Anderson: Here we go... AWA Cruiserweight Championship on the line... Who will leave this match the NEW cruiserweight champion?!



The bell rings and the crowd explode with cheers, all three men circle each other in the ring, and Lee Dunne offers his hand out for a handshake. Nano-Tron shakes it first, then Lee Dunne turns to the Cosmo Kid, who shakes it aswell. The Cosmo Kid then offers a handshake to Nano-Tron, who quickly accepts. All three men shake hands, and then get ready to lock up. Nano-Tron goes to attack first but the Cosmo Kid kicks him in the gut and swings him against the ropes. On the rebound, Cosmo Kid goes to clothesline him, but Nano-Tron ducks and runs straight into a dropkick by Jamie Lee Dunne. Then, Cosmo Kid charges at Lee Dunne, looking for a dropkick of his own, but Lee Dunne does a full three-sixty spinning heel kick, knocking Kid to the mat! Dunne shouts "COME ON!" as the crowd get pumped up with him. Tron gets back to his feet and is immediately hit with a springboard cross-body as Dunne runs against the ropes and hits the move successfully, pinning him as he does so! ONE! NO! Tron kicks out just before two! Dunne turns around to see a staggering Cosmo Kid. Jamie Lee Dunne whips him against the ropes and when he returns hits him with a big jumping forearm strike. Dunne nods his head at the cheering crowd and runs to the turnbuckles, climbing them, and then waiting for Nano-Tron to stagger back to his feet! When he does, Lee Dunne hits him with an off the top-rope front flip splash as the crowd are bedazzled by the move! Dunne makes the quick cover as Billy Bean, the referee, counts... ONE! TWO! KICKOUT!



Jimmy Hart: Dunne is looking great here! Very dominant at the moment!

Stan Anderson: He sure is impressing me!



Dunne gets back to his feet and is immediately attacked by the Cosmo Kid, who hits him with a spinning elbow strike! Lee Dunne staggers to his knees and Kid runs the ropes, on the rebound hitting a dropkick on a downed Dunne! Kid then walks over to Nano-Tron, who is clambering onto his knees. Kid applies a standard wrestling headlock and wraps it on the Warrior from Time and Space's neck! Tron starts hitting the mat with his hand, not tapping out, but getting the crowd to clap along with him. They soon catch on and join in as Kid shakes his head and applies the hold even more. Tron's arms become flimsy and flail about as the crowd start up a loud "Tron" chant. Every-time someone chants "Nano-Tron", Tron begins to regain consciousness and shake his head, not willing to give up. He pushes with all his strength and manages to GET ONTO HIS KNEES! The crowd go wild! He carries on pushing until he is ON HIS FEET! THE CROWD ARE GOING CRAZY! HE JUST MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE DEVASTATING HOLD AND SHOVES KID AGAINST THE ROPES! As Cosmo Kid bounces back he hits him with a MASSIVE arm drag! THEN ANOTHER! He stops and does a big hero pose as the crowd go ballistic for him! Jamie Lee Dunne charges at him but he is then met with an ARM DRAG aswell! The crowd pop once more as Nano-Tron does the iconic power-ranger pose!



Stan Anderson: Nano-Tron with some BEAUTIFUL arm-drags!

Jimmy Hart: He sure loves his hero poses! Oh my!



Nano-Tron calls for the Cosmo Kid to rise, and when he does so, goes for a corner bulldog! But Kid shoves him off and Tron's back hits the turnbuckle with a loud thud! Kid runs at him full force and hits him with a big jumping forearm strike, right to the face! He places his arm behind Tron's head and hits a RUNNING BULLDOG of his own! THUMP! Tron's head hits the canvas with a hefty bang as Kid gets to his feet, Dunne runs at him but Kid kicks him in the gut and front flips over him, doing a massive SUNSET FLIP! He rolls him into a pinfall as Bean makes the count! ONE! TWO! THR- NO! Dunne just gets his shoulder up! Kid gets to his feet and grabs Dunne by his chin, he gets him into position for a massive DDT! But NO! Dunne breaks out of it, swivels around Kid, and gets him into a BIG HEADLOCK from behind! The crowd applaud the technicality on play as Kid FLIPS HIM OVER HIS HEAD AND APPLIES A HEADLOCK OF HIS OWN!



Nano-Tron comes running back into the ring and runs at the Cosmo Kid! He hits him with a DROPKICK as he slumps over into the corner turnbuckle! Tron runs against the ropes as Lee Dunne gets back to his feet and HITS HIM WITH THE FUTURE FLIP (Springboard Asai DDT)! THE WHOLE VENUE EXPLODES AS NANO-TRON IS QUICK TO MAKE THE COVER! BILLY BEAN COUNTS!



ONE! TWO! THR- THE ASTEROID! (SHOOTING STAR PRESS) RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF NANO-TRON! SQUASHING JAMIE LEE DUNNE RIGHT BELOW HIM AND BREAKING UP THE PINFALL! NANO-TRON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, HOLDING HIS BACK IN PAIN, AS KID HOOKS LEE'S LEG AND THE PIN IS MADE!



ONE! TWO! THREE!



DING! DING!



Stan Anderson: The Cosmo Kid broke up the pinfall with his trademark finisher... THE ASTEROID!

Jimmy Hart: HE IS NOW THE FIRST EVER AWA CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!



The Cosmo Kid staggers back to his feet as Billy Bean hands him the coveted title! Kid lifts the title high in the air as the audience loudly cheer his efforts! He then has it wrapped around his waist by Billy Bean.



Stan Anderson: Nano-Tron was SO close to capturing the title, there's gonna be some repercussions from him, no doubt!

Jimmy Hart: When one spaceman couldn't do it, the other one could!

Stan Anderson: You've got to feel bad for Lee Dunne here, his first ever match and he takes the fall, not only that, but TWO FINISHERS!

Jimmy Hart: Oh boo-hoo! The Kid from the Cosmos is our inaugural AWA Cruiserweight Champion!

Stan Anderson: You're sure right about that one! Now let us take you to backstage, it's the King's Corner with host Don King and special guest... Poison! Don't be going anywhere!

THE KING'S CORNER w/ Poison

The camera opens to Don King, backstage, with a grunge rocker by his side. Both men sit at a mahogany table, with King at the top end of it. The grunge rocker, Poison, is beside him. In-front of King, on the table, are two American flags in their holders, he smiles with his bright white teeth as the cameras start rolling.



Don King: Welcome to the first edition of the King's Corner! With me, your host, Don King!



He looks at the camera and clicks his fingers, smiling. The camera zooms into his face and a solar flare reflects off of his bright white teeth. It zooms out again to see Poison, who looks completely lost, right next to him.



Don King: My first guest, is none other than AWA's own... Poison! Welcome!



King holds out his hand and wearily shakes the grunge rocker's hand.



Poison: Cheers duuuude! WOOOOO! feels good to be here, mannnn! Looking ready to compete in the... BATTLE OF THE BANDS BAY-BAYYY!



Poison just starts to randomly head-bang as King just watches on, a bit bemused at the nonsense of the man's actions and speech.



Don King: You know you're competing in the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, right? The tournament to officially crown the first ever... AWA... HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDDDDD!



Fake cheers play in the background as King smirks.



Poison: Oh? Well then... w- wait does that mean I'm going to be wrestling?! Uhhh, yea, sure, I can wrestle, I'm part of the GUNNS! GUNNS ROCK EVERYTHING THEY DO BAY-BAY! And you know what, dude? If I win the... AWA... Heavyweight Championship of the World, or however ya put it, I will officially be re-naming the title to the Battle of the Bands Championship bay-bay! WOOOOOOOOO!



King slowly nods his head, trying to process the nonsense spewing from Poison's mouth.



Don King: Right..... But how are you going to make sure you win this matchup, Poison?



Poison stops, contemplates it, then comes up with viable answer.



Poison: Well ya see, King... I'M GONNA ROCK AND ROLL, BROTHER! Wether that means beating my opponent up so hard that he starts to BLEED with mercy! Or kick him so hard in the balls that it prevents him from winning! I'm willing to do WHATEVER it takes to make sure POISON comes out of this...

BATTLE OF THE BANDS WORLD CHAMPION, BAY-BAY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



With this Veno- Poison stands up from his chair and walks on out of King's Corner, headbanging and playing air guitar as he goes.

COMMERCIAL BREAK



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AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix

Poison vs Ricky "The Metrosexual" Jackson

We cut back to ringside for our main event of the evening!



Stan Anderson: It is TIME! The match you've all been waiting for... It is... our... MAIN EVENT!

Jimmy Hart: We will see the in-ring debuts of both Veno- POISON! and... "The Meterosexual" RICKYYYYYY JACKSONNNNNN!



The lights fade down as Rock and Roll All Nite (Kiss) bursts into the PA as the lights turn black and white, flashing wildly like at some grunge rocker concert. Poison comes out from the back as the crowd boo, and he head-bangs on the entrance ramp! He starts singing along to the song as the fans in the audience very loudly boo. He struts down the ramp as a camera zooms into his painted face, he sticks his tongue out "KISS" style, and the walks on by it and slides into the ring, still head-banging as he does so.



Jimmy Hart: Rock on, dude!

Stan Anderson: Stop with the head-banging hart! You'll have a stroke!



Poison carries on running around the ring, jumping up and down and going wild to the music. The camera cuts to a few younger fans in the audience who are sticking their thumbs down and booing loudly. Poison climbs onto the turnbuckle and head-bangs even wilder than before as cameras flash at him and take some pictures. The camera pans around the turnbuckle, just like it did to the Rock, and we can see the whole venue as Poison stands atop there, his hair flying in the flashing of lights. Then, the lights go back to normal as he jumps down and prepares for the match.



Stan Anderson: Well that sure was an interesting entrance!

Jimmy Hart: Poison is an IDOL! I LOVE HIM!

Stan Anderson: B- but he's willing to do whatever it takes to win, INCLUDING, breaking the official AWA rules! Surely that's not acceptable, right? Surely it goes to show he's a HORRIBLE role-model for these younger fans!

Jimmy Hart: He ain't no role-model... HE'S A ROCKSTAR BAY-BAY!



Poison circles the ring and Beat It (Michael Jackson) explodes into the PA as the whole venue screams with cheers, as loud as they possibly can! The lights become purple and green as the "Metromaniacs" jump to their feet and begin waving around their purple glow sticks from earlier on in the night! Everyone is dancing and cheering and just like Poison's entrance, the camera cuts to some kids in the audience, they jump up and down, ready to see "The Metrosexual"!



Stan Anderson: DEFINITELY the fan favorite! I LOVE this guy!

Jimmy Hart: In his interview earlier tonight he made loads of innuendos, you sure he's really an idol himself, Stan?!

Stan Anderson: Unlike Poison, Jackson ACTUALLY cares about his fans! He's an AMAZING guy!



Jackson walks on out through the curtains as the venue cheer EVEN louder! He wears the same attire as before, with the cocktail stick still in his mouth, he looks around at the audience and smirks. He places his hands upon his head and begins to do some slow sexy circles as all the female fans in the audience become completely aroused! Even men too! The camera pans up his hairy legs, to his white jacket and behind it his hairy chest, then to his chiseled jaw and his mustache on his upper-lip! He pulls the cocktail stick out of his mouth and flicks it into the camera.



Stan Anderson: What a man! Just think, if he advances into the next round of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, then he'll be ONE STEP CLOSER to the AWA World Heavyweight Championship!

Jimmy Hart: I still prefer Poison, bay-bay! I want to see Poison with the belt!

Stan Anderson: But Poison will take the title HOSTAGE! He'll make it into the Battle of the Bands Championship! He'll ruin the AWA!



Jackson begins to strut down the ramp as the venue implodes with woos and cheers. He winks at a few females in the audience as they nearly faint, high-fives a few kids, and signs a few autographs. When he finally reaches the ring, he climbs onto the ring skirt and leans back on the ropes as a spotlight shines brightly onto him. He takes his shades off and looks into the camera directly looking at him, he winks. He then proceeds to enter the ring and strut around it as the "Metromaniacs" go crazy once more. He takes off his jacket and gets into his corner as Billy Bean, AWA's senior referee, goes up to him and checks him up and down for any illegal items, he has none. Then Bean goes up to Poison and begins checking him over, when suddenly, he finds a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES! The whole venue bursts with thousands of boos as the ref shows it to ringside officials, as they confiscate it from Poison. The venue pops loudly as Poison bangs his feet on the mat, complaining as it gets taken away, Jackson just nods his head, his game face on.



Stan Anderson : HE WAS GONNA CHEAT!

Jimmy Hart : N- no he wasn't! He was using it as morale support!



Billy Bean rings the bell... DING! DING! And Poison immediately rushes at Jackson, he goes to swing a fist at him but The Metrosexual catches it, then THUMPS him in the head as Poison stumbles backwards! He THUMPS him again and Poison still staggers back! He THUMPS him one more time before running against the ropes and on the rebound hitting Poison with a BIG lariat! Everyone in the audience explodes with a thunderous pop as Jackson looks around at the fans and does some more sexy circles! Poison pulls himself up, using the ropes and staggers into Jackson who kicks him in the gut! Jackson applies a headlock but is immediately thrown against the ropes by Poison, who on the rebound hits the Metrosexual with a MASSIVE dropkick! He looks around at the audience and raises his arms in the air as they LOUDLY boo him.



Jimmy Hart: To Poison it's not a dropkick... It's a ROCK-KICK!!

Stan Anderson: Well Poison has just hit a "rock-kick" into the chest of the Metrosexual!



Poison pulls "The Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson to his feet and applies a VICIOUS headlock of his own! The crowd boo as Poison wrenches it around the head of Jackson. The Metrosexual tries his best to get out of it but the headlock is making him really fatigued, he can't fight back. Eventually, Jackson falls to one knee, after a while falling to both. Poison begins to head-bang, taunting the crowd, as the Metromaniacs loudly boo his efforts. Ricky Jackson won't stand for his fans being berated by this grunge rocker ANYMORE! HE SHOVES POISON OFF, AS THE CROWD IMPLODE, AND INTO THE ROPES, ON THE REBOUND HITTING THE ROCKER WITH A COLOSSAL DROPKICK! He hits the mat HARD as Jackson falls to the ropes, fatigued and dripping in sweat because of the tiring headlock from just before. The fans start up a massive "MET-RO-SEX-UAL!" chant as he nods his head at the reception and walks back over to Poison, he gets clobbered in the chest as the crowd boo, then again! Poison gets back to his feet, the headlock really wearing Jackson down, and gets him into a big DDT hold. He's about to DDT him when Jackson shoves him off and hits him in the face with a HUMONGOUS PUNCH! THE CROWD EXPLODE! THEN ANOTHER! POISON STAGGERS BACKWARDS ONTO HIS KNEES AND JACKSON RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES! RICKY JACKSON IS GETTING BACK INTO THIS!



Stan Anderson: He's fighting against the ware and tear! He's fighting off the fatigue!

Jimmy Hart: No! NO!



On the rebound off of the ropes, Jackson hits Poison with a DAZZLING DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Poison is knocked to the mat as the crowd go ballistic! Jackson falls on him as Billy Bean makes the pinfall! ONE! TWO! THR-! NO! POISON JUST GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! The crowd boo and Jackson picks Poison up with him, he looks him in the face and then CLOBBERS him as the crowd cheer! Jackson holds onto his hair and Poison shakes his head, pleading for the Metrosexual to let him go! Jackson shakes his head and CLOBBERS him in the face again as once more the crowd implode! Jackson goes for one more and winds it up as the crowd drum-roll... "Ooooooooooh"! NOOOO! Poison shoves the Metrosexual into AWA referee, Billy Bean, as the ref staggers into the ropes, overselling the maneuver! He has his back turned when Poison KICKS HIM IN THE BALLS AS THE CROWD BOO LIKE CRAZY! Ricky Jackson falls to his knees, holding his nuts in complete pain, and then lies on the mat! Poison quickly covers him, hooking the leg, as Billy Bean turns back around, dazed and confused, and quickly counts the pin, the whole venue shaking with the loudest boos! ONE... TWO... THRE- NOOOOOOO! THE CROWD EXPLODES WITH THE LOUDEST CHEERS EVER AS THE METROSEXUAL MANAGES TO THROW HIM STRAIGHT OFF OF HIM AND KICKOUT! POISON IS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK! He shakes his head, not being able to consider the fact that Jackson has just kicked out! He runs over to Billy Bean and grabs him by his blue referee shirt, shaking him and telling him that it was a three count and not a two! Billy Bean has none of it and warns Poison that if he doesn't let go of him, he will disqualify him!



Jimmy Hart: DON'T YOU DARE DISQUALIFY HIM, BEAN!

Stan Anderson: He's sticking to the AWA rules, Hart! This is assault to the staff!



The cheers for the Metrosexual begin to get even louder as Poison walks on over to him! He goes to pick Jackson up WHEN JACKSON GETS HIM INTO A SCHOOL-BOY ROLL UP! THE REFEREE COUNTS! ONE! TWO! THR-! NO! Poison just kicks out and rolls onto his feet, staggering around and acting shocked as all hell, his hands on his head whilst shaking it! Jackson slowly gets to his feet as the crowd are very loudly cheering him on! He nods his head at them and and pulls up his fists, ready to fight Poison till the end! Poison runs to him and kicks him in the gut! He swings him against the ropes and on the rebound IS HIT WITH A RUNNING BOOT FROM JACKSON! The Metrosexual runs to the corner as Poison takes his time to get to his feet! Ricky Jackson bangs his foot on the mat once as the crowd cheer! Then AGAIN! ONCE MORE! Poison FINALLY staggers to his feet, stumbles to turn around and is met with THAT 80'S KICKKKKKKKK ! THE CROWD GO ABSOLUTELY WILD AS THE METROSEXUAL FALLS ONTO POISON'S PRONE BODY AND BILLY BEAN MAKES THE COUNT!



...ONE! TWO! THREE!...



The whole venue shakes with one of the loudest pops! Everyone is going crazy as Jackson slowly crawls off of Poison's unconscious body! He slowly staggers to his feet and falls into the corner turnbuckle with his fist in the air as the fans are all shaking the steel barriers and going wild!



Stan Anderson: RICKY JACKSON ADVANCES INTO THE NEXT ROUND OF THE AWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT GRAND PRIX! HE'S BEATEN POISON!

Jimmy Hart: THIS IS UNFAIR! You know what, Anderson! I'm gonna try my best to make sure that Poison is inserted back into this match! I'M OUTRAGED!

Stan Anderson : Outraged about what, Hart?! Ricky "The Metrosexual" Jackson has beaten Poison FAIR AND SQUARE! Something Poison couldn't do, regardless of the fact he purposefully kicked Jackson in the balls and tried cheating aswell!



Jackson is brought into the middle of the ring by Billy Bean, who lifts his hand in the air as the crowd loudly pop, the camera slowly fades to black as the AWA logo appears in the bottom right corner.



Stan Anderson: This is all we've got for you on tonight's edition of the AWA Weekly Extravaganza! We will see you next Saturday when we return to the Vibiana in Los Angeles, USA for the second ever edition! The AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix races on as the rush to AWA Absolution draws nearer! Who will advance into the next round?! Find out next week, only on the XHF Network and the AWA Weekly Extravaganza!

Jimmy Hart: Not only that, but Monday night I will be hosting the AWA Press Conference alongside Don King with special guest, Daruun Micheal, as we discuss the current state of the AWA! SO STAY TUNED! GOODNIGHT!

END OF RECORDING! CATCH THE AWA OFFICIAL PRESS CONFERENCE THIS MONDAY FOR ALL THE FALLOUT OF TONIGHT'S EVENT! ONLY ON THE XHF NETWORK!

The screen fades from black into a VHS quality video of the AWA venue for tonight's show. The fans are loudly cheering as the official theme song for the show, The Touch, plays loudly in the background. The venue is purple and blue, with an old school style set, and an old school "WCW" style interviewing place next to it, a big AWA logo hanging from the back. The camera pans over at the fans, who are flashing their cameras with bright white lights, and are cheering loudly.The camera transitions into a shot of the two commentators, Stan Anderson and Jimmy Hart, as they stand ringside, two big AWA microphones in their hands.Welcome everyone... To Saturday Night... Weekly Extravaganza!The firstweekly extravaganza aswell, may I add! I want to say hello to everyone watching either on the XHF Network, or over on Reddit!For sure! I'm Stan Anderson, joining me, the Mouth of the South... Jimmy Hart!Woooohooo!Let's run down tonight's hour of programming! First, we will get aninterview with who some are saying is the epitome of the word "", Daruun Micheal! As he is interviewed by none other than Honest Al!Then we will move onto Micheal's debut match! The firstAWA match! The AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, as Daruun Micheal takes on Bjark...Then, Honest Al is back, as he gets all the information out of, Ricky Jackson, one half of tonight's main event!We then move onto crowning theAWA Cruiserweight Champion as three of the world's top cruiserweights go at it in aOh I can't wait for that! After that we will head to the "King's Corner" with Don King and special guest,, the other half of tonight's main event to see who will advance in the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix!I hate Don Ki-that we will then see the main event, as the aforementionedgoes head to head, with, who will be one step closer to crowning theAWA World Heavyweight Champion?!All this and more... Starting...w/ Daruun MichealThe camera transitions over to the interview stage, positioned next to the old school entrance stage. Honest Al stands there with his big AWA microphone, a lead at the end of it connecting to the PA system, just like the good old days. He smiles. Radicalz (Jim Johnston) plays throughout the PA as the crowd cheer. There's no titan-tron, no mini-trons, just the sound of Micheal's entrance music and the flashing of a few lights set up on the old school set. The camera zooms out a little so we still have Al in frame, but we can see to the left of the interview platform the "Strongman" Daruun Micheal, as he steps on out to the cheering fans. He waves at them all, with everyone flashing their cameras at him, before heading down the ramp and stepping onto the interview podium.Ladies and Gentlemen my special guest at this time, the "Strongman",The crowd in the venue cheer as he towers over the small Honest Al, looks at the audience, and flexes his big pythons. The cameras flash again and Al looks at him, half in fear, and the other in awe. The camera zooms back in to focus on both men properly.So Daruun, let's get real for a second, there's a lot of pressure to win your match, seeing as it's not only the opening round of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, not only your debut match, but thematch in AWA history! How are you coping?Al has to reach his hand all the way up to Micheal's mouth for the people in the audience to truly hear what he has to say. He smiles with his bright white teeth.Well let me be honest, Al...That's right, I said it,I'm ready to prove to the world why I'm theStrongman in the world as of today! I'm here to take the AWA to new heights, to prove why the AWA is thefederation in the whole of wrestling today and to be the Face of Absolution! The one thing all my opponents should understand is that with Daruun Micheal... There is...The crowd loudly cheer as Al drops the microphone from Micheals mouth. Micheal shakes Al's hand as he walks back onto the ramp and heads towards the ring, high fiving the fans as he does so. Al points at the camera and smiles.There you go, folks! Catch Daruun Micheal in his debut match...This April, live on the XHF Network, the XHF presents... The Rumble! Who will walk away X*Crown Champion as Rob Arnold defends againstsixty other opponents in the rumble match itself? Also, the tag team titles will be on the line, as the G.U.N.S. defend their XHF World Tag Team Championships against the team of Danny Ray and Austin Grant, "Heart & Soul". All this and much more, only, on the XHF Network!Daruun Micheal vs Bjark the AssassinDaruun Micheal walks around the ring and tests the strength of the ropes as he tugs on them, making sure they can sustain his detrimental weight! He clicks his neck from side to side and begins stretching his arm muscles, getting ready for the match.O'Death (Jen Titus) erupts throughout the PA as the crowd boo the dark, eerie tune of it. The purple house lights fade into black as smoke bellows from the old school set. A man, dressed in complete black, small and skinny, walks on out through the smoke, a cane in his hand. It's Macabre, Bjark the Assassin's mentor. He looks around at the booing fans and sneers his nose, before pointing his cane towards the curtains. Bjark the Assassin creeps on out through the curtains, a black cloth over his head, covering his face. Both men walk down the ramp and begin to circle the ring as the crowd loudly boo, and Daruun watches on, prepared for the match.Bjark the Assassin looks determined, he looks focused! I wouldn't want to get on the bad side of him!And his manager... Macabre... He gives me chills dammit!Bjark the Assassin slides into the ring as the bell rings and he charges at the Strongman, hitting him with a stiff forearm to the face! He begins to kick and stomp on him as Micheal slumps into the corner, trying his best to fight back against the brutal brawler! Macabre is nodding his head at his acquisition's strikes, still sneering his nose up at the jeering crowd. Bjark carries on the flurry as the crowd loudly boo him, and cheer on Daruun Micheal to rise up and fight back! The Assassin stops, gives himself a little rest, looks back at his manager ringside, and then turns around- WHEN HE IS MET WITH ARUGBY TACKLE!! HE HITS THE MAT WITH A MASSIVEAS THE CROWD EXPLODE WITH CHEERS!OH MYYYY!WHAT A RUGBY TACKLE!Daruun is back on his feet and waits for Bjark to rise, when he does so, he lifts him up above his head and into a gorilla slam position! The crowd pop with cheers as the Strongman lifts him up and down above his head like a standard weight! He marches around the ring with the Assassin and shouts at the crowd "NO FEAR!", which ignites a"NO FEAR!" chant. Micheal nods his head and drops the Assassin from seven feet high as Bjark hits the mat with a! Daruun charges against the ropes and on the rebound hits aRIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF BJARK THE ASSASSIN!The bell rings as Bjark struggles to kick out from the weight of the three hundred pound man! The crowd goes crazy as Daruun gets onto one knee and has flexes hispythons! The cameras flash as Radicalz kicks back in throughout the PA.AND JUST LIKE THAT, DARUUN PICKS UP THE VICTORY!All it took was one body splash from the Fearless... The Strongman... Daruun Micheal, to end his opponent's night! Just think how much damage Daruun could do with a body splash...Is it even possible?! It'll break the ring in half, dammit! And maybe end his opponent's career aswell! We can't afford that! He won't even attempt it anyways, he's too fa-" Daruun looks towards the turnbuckle, points at it, then shouts as the crowd loudly pop....YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS! NEXT WEEK, DARUUN'S GOING TO... DARUUN'S LOOKING TODaruun Micheal moves on to the second round of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix!w/ Ricky "The Metrosexual" JacksonThe camera cross-fades back over to the interview platform as Radicalz still plays in the background. Honest Al is there with none other than the "Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson, who is chewing on a cocktail stick and is wearing bright neon shades. He doesn't look like he wants to be there, instead he just waits for Al to begin the talking. The music slowly fades until it can barely be heard, as the camera zooms in on both Al and Jackson. The microphone taking up the main sound of the PA once again.Ladies and gentlemen... The oh-so-ravishing... Ricky Jackson! Now, Jackson, tell me, what's your thoughts on your match later on tonight?Jackson takes the cocktail stick out of his mouth and twiddles it around in his fingers, as Al lifts the mic to his mouth.Well ya see, Al! The Metrosexual, Ricky Jackson, is looking forward to beating some meat tonight, bay-bay!! NO, I'm on about...So truth be told... I'm lookin' forward to it! Because I know for full well, that when I step into that ring, things are about to become...! :So yes, my thoughts on the matchup is that I'm! Just like how this dude, Daruun Micheal......has advanced through to the second round of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, so will I! AND THAT'S CAUSE NO-ONE IS READY... FOR THE...The fans loudly pop as Jackson flicks his cocktail stick at the camera and walks up the ramp and back through the curtains. Honest Al looks a little taken back, but smiles and laughs it off.You heard it here first, AWA fans! Ricky Jackson is ready to beat some meat!He points at the camera again.Don't be going anywhere, because coming up next, we have a triple threat match to crown theAWA Cruiserweight Champion! You DON'T wanna miss it!O Fortuna (Boston Symphony Orchestra) bursts into the PA as the whole venue boo as loud as they can! The lights turn red as Magnus Cramshaw II walks on out from the back with his walking stick. He points it at the audience as they jeer his very appearance. He sneers his nose at them and begins to walk down the entrance ramp, the music really beginning to kick in.He has called anyone out for an open challenge, and now it's time to see who he will be facing!He is so dashing and intellectual! Ihim!Cramshaw II walks up the ring steps and wipes his feet on the ring skirt, before entering through the middle rope and parading himself around the ring, showing off his greatness. He is passed an AWA microphone as he twiddles it around his fingers and sneers at the crowd some more. They really boo him as he brings it up to his mouth, and has to drop it again because no-one is listening. He shakes his head and wipes his sneering nose before pulling it up to his mouth again.: If you fat oaths and incompetent baboons could be quiet for just one second, maybe I'd be able to actually get what I'm trying to say to come out of my mouth.This causes a massive boo from the audience, not taking kindly to being called fat oaths and incompetent baboons. Cramshaw just puts his hands on his head and and shakes it, not believing that these fans aren't letting him speak.! WHEN I'M SPEAKING,ARE LISTENING! It's manners, I say!! But then again all of you obese American fools wouldn't know what manners are! You disgusting, inconsiderate, fools!The fans boo and jeerlouder as Cramshaw puts his index to his lips and tells them all to be quiet, which in turn makes them even more louder than they were before. He walks over to the turnbuckle and leans against it, twiddling the microphone in his hand and waiting for them to be silent, which they are not.: You know what! I'm not going to letof you rejects get to me! I am the Intellectual One, I am the Grandest of all Prix'... I am Magnus Cramshaw II... And this is my open challenge!Cramshaw II hands the microphone to a ringside official and points his expensive walking stick at the old school entrance set. After a few minutes of waiting, Burbank (Vizzahh) plays throughout the PA as the venue cheer loudly! The lights flash as the curtains open andwalks on out from the back, the whole venue explode onto their feet with cheers. He runs on down the ramp, high-fiving fans as he goes and slides into the ring! When he enters the ring he circles around it and a massive "ELLSWORTH" chant starts up. Cramshaw II gets out of his corner and walks on over to the former WWE superstar... ANDHIS WALKING STICK RIGHT OVER THEOF ELLSWORTH! THE CROWD BOO AS CRAMSHAW SHOUTS AT THE REF TO RING THE BELL, WHICH HE DOES UNDER THE PRESSURE.! Magnus Cramshaw II slowly drops to his knees and hooks the leg of a knocked out Ellsworth.The venue loudly boo as Billy Bean rings the bell once more, and Cramshaw slowly gets back to his feet, smirking and sneering. He nods his head at his victory and is handed the AWA microphone again.: Oh I forgot to say! This match was an opening round match for the World Heavyweight Grand Prix! That means, I am officially through to theHe does an evil laugh as he hands the microphone back and rolls out of the ring, his broken walking stick in his hand.SUNDAY! May the 6th, live from Las Vegas... AWA presents it's first iPPV...! We will see the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix come to a close as theAWA World Heavyweight Champion is crowned! Not only this, but all the top AWA stars will be there! See the likes of the Metrosexual, Ricky James, GUNNS' own... Poison, Nano-Tron and! Only, on the XHF Network!Nano-Tron vs Jamie Lee Dunne vs The Cosmo KidWe are back to ringside with Jimmy Hart and Stan Anderson, in Hart's hands, covered by a velvet cloth, is the coveted AWA Cruiserweight title. He whips it off as the crowd cheer and admire it's beauty.Look at this bad boy! I bought this straight from my pocket, I did! 'Cause only Hart knows what's best for the AWA!You mean Don King, the AWA Commissioner and financier didn't pay for it?!He wanted all three titles to look the same, like in boxing! But I was like...And decided to buy THREE different AWA Championships! And this is the first one, woohoo!It sure looks amazing! Great thing we'll be crowning the new champion right...The camera does a super fancy pan from the ringside area into facing the entrance stage and zooming in on it as the lights rapidly change colors. Here is the News (Electric Light Orchestra) explodes throughout the PA and the lights turn bright red, the fans scream with cheers as Nano-Tron 'zooms' his way through the curtains and onto the entrance stage! Raising his fist in the air as the crowd loudly cheer him on! He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring!Coming to the ring first... He is from.......None other than... Nano-Tron!We have a time traveler in the Absolute Wrestling Alliance?! Holy cow!Magic Machine (Dale Oliver) bursts through the sound system and the crowd cheer loudly. Jamie Lee Dunne runs out onto the stage and begins clapping his hands and dancing along with the music as the fans cheer him on. He wears bright purple trunks with the words "Lee Dunne" on them, and on his head wears a purple "Lee Dunne" banner. He slow runs it to the ring, high-fiving fans on his way, and signing autographs as he goes.Now this kid is someone to look out for.I'm pretty sure everyone will be looking out for him when... Or... he manages to capture the AWA Cruiserweight Championship tonight!Lee Dunne slides into the ring and dances around, pulling bright purple glow sticks out of his trunks and throwing them into the audience. They catch them and wave them about as he smiles and looks over to Nano-Tron, passing him a purple glow stick aswell. Nano-Tron looks at it like it'sold technology, which it's not back in the eighties... or nowadays!And their opponent...The lights flash purple, then green, then yellow, then blue until it's a multitude of bright neon colors. The house lights dampen and Don't Stop Believing (Journey) kicks in. The Cosmo Kid enters through the curtains and pretends to 'fly' down the entrance ramp and slide into the ring. Meeting his two opponents, Jamie Lee Dunne and Nano-Tron, in the middle of the ring.Here we go... AWA Cruiserweight Championship on the line... Who will leave this match thecruiserweight champion?!The bell rings and the crowd explode with cheers, all three men circle each other in the ring, and Lee Dunne offers his hand out for a handshake. Nano-Tron shakes it first, then Lee Dunne turns to the Cosmo Kid, who shakes it aswell. The Cosmo Kid then offers a handshake to Nano-Tron, who quickly accepts. All three men shake hands, and then get ready to lock up. Nano-Tron goes to attack first but the Cosmo Kid kicks him in the gut and swings him against the ropes. On the rebound, Cosmo Kid goes to clothesline him, but Nano-Tron ducks and runs straight into a dropkick by Jamie Lee Dunne. Then, Cosmo Kid charges at Lee Dunne, looking for a dropkick of his own, but Lee Dunne does a full three-sixty spinning heel kick, knocking Kid to the mat! Dunne shouts "" as the crowd get pumped up with him. Tron gets back to his feet and is immediately hit with a springboard cross-body as Dunne runs against the ropes and hits the move successfully, pinning him as he does so! ONE!! Tron kicks out just before two! Dunne turns around to see a staggering Cosmo Kid. Jamie Lee Dunne whips him against the ropes and when he returns hits him with a big jumping forearm strike. Dunne nods his head at the cheering crowd and runs to the turnbuckles, climbing them, and then waiting for Nano-Tron to stagger back to his feet! When he does, Lee Dunne hits him with an off the top-rope front flip splash as the crowd are bedazzled by the move! Dunne makes the quick cover as Billy Bean, the referee, counts... ONE! TWO!Dunne is looking great here! Very dominant at the moment!He sure is impressing me!Dunne gets back to his feet and is immediately attacked by the Cosmo Kid, who hits him with a spinning elbow strike! Lee Dunne staggers to his knees and Kid runs the ropes, on the rebound hitting a dropkick on a downed Dunne! Kid then walks over to Nano-Tron, who is clambering onto his knees. Kid applies a standard wrestling headlock and wraps it on the Warrior from Time and Space's neck! Tron starts hitting the mat with his hand, not tapping out, but getting the crowd to clap along with him. They soon catch on and join in as Kid shakes his head and applies the hold even more. Tron's arms become flimsy and flail about as the crowd start up a loud "Tron" chant. Every-time someone chants "Nano-Tron", Tron begins to regain consciousness and shake his head, not willing to give up. He pushes with all his strength and manages to! The crowd go wild! He carries on pushing until he is! THE CROWD ARE GOING CRAZY! HEMANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE DEVASTATING HOLD AND SHOVES KID AGAINST THE ROPES! As Cosmo Kid bounces back he hits him with aE arm drag!! He stops and does a big hero pose as the crowd go ballistic for him! Jamie Lee Dunne charges at him but he is then met with anaswell! The crowd pop once more as Nano-Tron does the iconic power-ranger pose!Nano-Tron with somearm-drags!He sure loves his hero poses! Oh my!Nano-Tron calls for the Cosmo Kid to rise, and when he does so, goes for a corner bulldog! But Kid shoves him off and Tron's back hits the turnbuckle with a loud thud! Kid runs at him full force and hits him with a big jumping forearm strike, right to the face! He places his arm behind Tron's head and hits aof his own!Tron's head hits the canvas with a hefty bang as Kid gets to his feet, Dunne runs at him but Kid kicks him in the gut and front flips over him, doing a massive SUNSET FLIP! He rolls him into a pinfall as Bean makes the count! ONE! TWO! THR-! Dunne just gets his shoulder up! Kid gets to his feet and grabs Dunne by his chin, he gets him into position for a massive! But! Dunne breaks out of it, swivels around Kid, and gets him into aHEADLOCK from behind! The crowd applaud the technicality on play as KidAND APPLIES AOF HIS OWN!Nano-Tron comes running back into the ring and runs at the Cosmo Kid! He hits him with aas he slumps over into the corner turnbuckle! Tron runs against the ropes as Lee Dunne gets back to his feet and HITS HIM WITH! THE WHOLE VENUE EXPLODES AS NANO-TRON IS QUICK TO MAKE THE COVER! BILLY BEAN COUNTS!ONE! TWO! THR-RIGHT ONTO THEOF NANO-TRON!JAMIE LEE DUNNE RIGHT BELOW HIM AND BREAKING UP THE PINFALL! NANO-TRON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, HOLDING HIS BACK IN PAIN, AS KIDLEE'S LEG AND THE PIN IS MADE!DING! DING!The Cosmo Kid broke up the pinfall with his trademark finisher...HE IS NOW THEAWA CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!The Cosmo Kid staggers back to his feet as Billy Bean hands him the coveted title! Kid lifts the title high in the air as the audience loudly cheer his efforts! He then has it wrapped around his waist by Billy Bean.Nano-Tron wasclose to capturing the title, there's gonna be some repercussions from him, no doubt!When one spaceman couldn't do it, the other one could!You've got to feel bad for Lee Dunne here, his first ever match and he takes the fall, not only that, butOh boo-hoo! The Kid from the Cosmos is our inaugural AWA Cruiserweight Champion!You're sure right about that one! Now let us take you to backstage, it's the King's Corner with host Don King and special guest...! Don't be going anywhere!w/ PoisonThe camera opens to Don King, backstage, with a grunge rocker by his side. Both men sit at a mahogany table, with King at the top end of it. The grunge rocker, Poison, is beside him. In-front of King, on the table, are two American flags in their holders, he smiles with his bright white teeth as the cameras start rolling.Welcome to the first edition of the King's Corner! With me, your host, Don King!He looks at the camera and clicks his fingers, smiling. The camera zooms into his face and a solar flare reflects off of his bright white teeth. It zooms out again to see Poison, who looks completely lost, right next to him.My first guest, is none other than AWA's own... Poison! Welcome!King holds out his hand and wearily shakes the grunge rocker's hand.Cheers duuuude!! feels good to be here, mannnn! Looking ready to compete in the...Poison just starts to randomly head-bang as King just watches on, a bit bemused at the nonsense of the man's actions and speech.You know you're competing in the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, right? The tournament to officially crown the first ever......Fake cheers play in the background as King smirks.Oh? Well then... w- wait does that mean I'm going to be wrestling?! Uhhh, yea, sure, I can wrestle, I'm part of the GUNNS!! And you know what, dude? If I win the... AWA... Heavyweight Championship of the World, or however ya put it, I will officially be re-naming the title to the Battle of the Bands Championship bay-bay! WOOOOOOOOO!King slowly nods his head, trying to process the nonsense spewing from Poison's mouth.Don King: Right..... But how are you going to make sure you win this matchup, Poison?Poison stops, contemplates it, then comes up with viable answer.Well ya see, King...! Wether that means beating my opponent up so hard that he starts towith mercy! Or kick him so hard in the balls that it prevents him from winning! I'm willing to doit takes to make surecomes out of this...With this Veno- Poison stands up from his chair and walks on out of King's Corner, headbanging and playing air guitar as he goes.GWF is a fed that's basically ancient, and it was defunct a few years but just recently re-opened. Not a whole lot activity yet but if you're interested, check it out: gwfwrestling.net/ Poison vs Ricky "The Metrosexual" JacksonWe cut back to ringside for our main event of the evening!It is! The match you've all been waiting for... It is... our...We will see the in-ring debuts of both Veno-! and... "The Meterosexual"The lights fade down as Rock and Roll All Nite (Kiss) bursts into the PA as the lights turn black and white, flashing wildly like at some grunge rocker concert. Poison comes out from the back as the crowd boo, and he head-bangs on the entrance ramp! He starts singing along to the song as the fans in the audience very loudly boo. He struts down the ramp as a camera zooms into his painted face, he sticks his tongue out "KISS" style, and the walks on by it and slides into the ring, still head-banging as he does so.Rock on, dude!Stop with the head-banging hart! You'll have a stroke!Poison carries on running around the ring, jumping up and down and going wild to the music. The camera cuts to a few younger fans in the audience who are sticking their thumbs down and booing loudly. Poison climbs onto the turnbuckle and head-bangs even wilder than before as cameras flash at him and take some pictures. The camera pans around the turnbuckle, just like it did to the Rock, and we can see the whole venue as Poison stands atop there, his hair flying in the flashing of lights. Then, the lights go back to normal as he jumps down and prepares for the match.Well that sure was an interesting entrance!Poison is an! I LOVE HIM!B- but he's willing to do whatever it takes to win,, breaking the official AWA rules! Surely that's not acceptable, right? Surely it goes to show he's arole-model for these younger fans!He ain't no role-model...Poison circles the ring and Beat It (Michael Jackson) explodes into the PA as the whole venue screams with cheers, as loud as they possibly can! The lights become purple and green as the "Metromaniacs" jump to their feet and begin waving around their purple glow sticks from earlier on in the night! Everyone is dancing and cheering and just like Poison's entrance, the camera cuts to some kids in the audience, they jump up and down, ready to see "The Metrosexual"!the fan favorite! Ithis guy!In his interview earlier tonight he made loads of innuendos, you sure he's really an idol himself, Stan?!Unlike Poison, Jacksoncares about his fans! He's anguy!Jackson walks on out through the curtains as the venue cheerlouder! He wears the same attire as before, with the cocktail stick still in his mouth, he looks around at the audience and smirks. He places his hands upon his head and begins to do some slow sexy circles as all the female fans in the audience become completely aroused! Even men too! The camera pans up his hairy legs, to his white jacket and behind it his hairy chest, then to his chiseled jaw and his mustache on his upper-lip! He pulls the cocktail stick out of his mouth and flicks it into the camera.What a man! Just think, if he advances into the next round of the AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix, then he'll beto the AWA World Heavyweight Championship!I still prefer Poison, bay-bay! I want to see Poison with the belt!But Poison will take the title! He'll make it into the Battle of the Bands Championship! He'll ruin the AWA!Jackson begins to strut down the ramp as the venue implodes with woos and cheers. He winks at a few females in the audience as they nearly faint, high-fives a few kids, and signs a few autographs. When he finally reaches the ring, he climbs onto the ring skirt and leans back on the ropes as a spotlight shines brightly onto him. He takes his shades off and looks into the camera directly looking at him, he winks. He then proceeds to enter the ring and strut around it as the "Metromaniacs" go crazy once more. He takes off his jacket and gets into his corner as Billy Bean, AWA's senior referee, goes up to him and checks him up and down for any illegal items, he has none. Then Bean goes up to Poison and begins checking him over, when suddenly, he finds a pair of! The whole venue bursts with thousands of boos as the ref shows it to ringside officials, as they confiscate it from Poison. The venue pops loudly as Poison bangs his feet on the mat, complaining as it gets taken away, Jackson just nods his head, his game face on.: N- no he wasn't! He was using it as morale support!Billy Bean rings the bell...And Poison immediately rushes at Jackson, he goes to swing a fist at him but The Metrosexual catches it, thenhim in the head as Poison stumbles backwards! Hehim again and Poison still staggers back! Hehim one more time before running against the ropes and on the rebound hitting Poison with alariat! Everyone in the audience explodes with a thunderous pop as Jackson looks around at the fans and does some more sexy circles! Poison pulls himself up, using the ropes and staggers into Jackson who kicks him in the gut! Jackson applies a headlock but is immediately thrown against the ropes by Poison, who on the rebound hits the Metrosexual with adropkick! He looks around at the audience and raises his arms in the air as theyboo him.To Poison it's not a dropkick... It's a!!Well Poison has just hit a "rock-kick" into the chest of the Metrosexual!Poison pulls "The Metrosexual" Ricky Jackson to his feet and applies aheadlock of his own! The crowd boo as Poison wrenches it around the head of Jackson. The Metrosexual tries his best to get out of it but the headlock is making him really fatigued, he can't fight back. Eventually, Jackson falls to one knee, after a while falling to both. Poison begins to head-bang, taunting the crowd, as the Metromaniacs loudly boo his efforts. Ricky Jackson won't stand for his fans being berated by this grunge rocker! HE SHOVES POISON OFF, AS THE CROWD IMPLODE, AND INTO THE ROPES, ON THE REBOUND HITTING THE ROCKER WITH ADROPKICK! He hits the matas Jackson falls to the ropes, fatigued and dripping in sweat because of the tiring headlock from just before. The fans start up a massive "" chant as he nods his head at the reception and walks back over to Poison, he gets clobbered in the chest as the crowd boo, then again! Poison gets back to his feet, the headlock really wearing Jackson down, and gets him into a big DDT hold. He's about to DDT him when Jackson shoves him off and hits him in the face with a! THE CROWD EXPLODE! THEN ANOTHER! POISON STAGGERS BACKWARDS ONTO HIS KNEES AND JACKSON RUNS AGAINST THE ROPES! RICKY JACKSON IS GETTING BACK INTO THIS!He's fighting against the ware and tear! He's fighting off the fatigue!No!On the rebound off of the ropes, Jackson hits Poison with a! Poison is knocked to the mat as the crowd go ballistic! Jackson falls on him as Billy Bean makes the pinfall! ONE! TWO!-!! POISONGETS HIS SHOULDER UP! The crowd boo and Jackson picks Poison up with him, he looks him in the face and thenhim as the crowd cheer! Jackson holds onto his hair and Poison shakes his head, pleading for the Metrosexual to let him go! Jackson shakes his head andhim in the face again as once more the crowd implode! Jackson goes for one more and winds it up as the crowd drum-roll... "Ooooooooooh"!! Poison shoves the Metrosexual into AWA referee, Billy Bean, as the ref staggers into the ropes, overselling the maneuver! He has his back turned when Poison KICKS HIM IN THEAS THE CROWD! Ricky Jackson falls to his knees, holding his nuts in complete pain, and then lies on the mat! Poison quickly covers him, hooking the leg, as Billy Bean turns back around, dazed and confused, and quickly counts the pin, the whole venue shaking with the loudest boos! ONE... TWO... THRE-! THE CROWD EXPLODES WITH THE LOUDEST CHEERSAS THE METROSEXUAL MANAGES TO THROW HIM STRAIGHT OFF OF HIM AND KICKOUT! POISON IS IN ABSOLUTE! He shakes his head, not being able to consider the fact that Jackson has just kicked out! He runs over to Billy Bean and grabs him by his blue referee shirt, shaking him and telling him that it was a three count and not a two! Billy Bean has none of it and warns Poison that if he doesn't let go of him, he will disqualify him!DON'T YOUDISQUALIFY HIM, BEAN!He's sticking to the AWA rules, Hart! This is assault to the staff!The cheers for the Metrosexual begin to get even louder as Poison walks on over to him! He goes to pick Jackson up WHEN JACKSON GETS HIM INTO A SCHOOL-BOY ROLL UP! THE REFEREE COUNTS!! Poison just kicks out and rolls onto his feet, staggering around and acting shocked as all hell, his hands on his head whilst shaking it! Jackson slowly gets to his feet as the crowd are very loudly cheering him on! He nods his head at them and and pulls up his fists, ready to fight Poison till the end! Poison runs to him and kicks him in the gut! He swings him against the ropes and on the rebound IS HIT WITH AFROM JACKSON! The Metrosexual runs to the corner as Poison takes his time to get to his feet! Ricky Jackson bangs his foot on the mat once as the crowd cheer! Then! Poisonstaggers to his feet, stumbles to turn around and is met with! THE CROWD GO ABSOLUTELY WILD AS THE METROSEXUAL FALLS ONTO POISON'S PRONE BODY AND BILLY BEAN MAKES THE COUNT!The whole venue shakes with one of the loudest pops! Everyone is going crazy as Jackson slowly crawls off of Poison's unconscious body! He slowly staggers to his feet and falls into the corner turnbuckle with his fist in the air as the fans are all shaking the steel barriers and going wild!RICKY JACKSONINTO THEOF THE! HE'S BEATEN POISON!THIS IS UNFAIR! You know what, Anderson! I'm gonna try my best to make sure that Poison is inserted back into this match! I'M: Outraged about what, Hart?! Ricky "The Metrosexual" Jackson has beaten Poison! Something Poison couldn't do, regardless of the fact he purposefully kicked Jackson in the balls and tried cheating aswell!Jackson is brought into the middle of the ring by Billy Bean, who lifts his hand in the air as the crowd loudly pop, the camera slowly fades to black as the AWA logo appears in the bottom right corner.This is all we've got for you on tonight's edition of the AWA Weekly Extravaganza! We will see you next Saturday when we return to the Vibiana in Los Angeles, USA for the second ever edition! The AWA World Heavyweight Grand Prix races on as the rush to AWA Absolution draws nearer! Who will advance into the next round?! Find out next week, only on the XHF Network and the AWA Weekly Extravaganza!Not only that, but Monday night I will be hosting the AWA Press Conference alongside Don King with special guest, Daruun Micheal, as we discuss the current state of the AWA! SO STAY TUNED!