Do you want to support me on Patreon but don’t like Patreon and wish you could support me in some other-but-similar way, possibly a way that currently has fewer features and perks than Patreon and is still in beta? Then I have a Drip! Drip is like Patreon, but by the Kickstarter folks! And there’s just two days (one?) left to join my Drip and be forever labeled a “Founding Member.” What does being a Founding Member entail? I don’t know! I think it’s just a title to make you feel special.

I’m really good at selling this, you guys, you have no idea of the level of my craft!