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On this supremely incongruous Veterans' Day, Cadet Bone Spurs crawled into New York City

wearing a bulletproof vest to to stand before a modest crowd in a bullet/sound/boo/chant/tomato/reality-proof booth - which some aptly

likened to a hockey penalty box - to sniffle and garble his way through an empty, florid, boastful speech, written by a minion

and dumbly read off a teleprompter,

“This nation is forever in your debt...You are the reason our hearts swell with pride, our foes tremble with fear, and our nation thrives in freedom” and

extolling "the

righteous might of the American military" from which he and his slimy daddy assiduously got him 5 - count 'em