I know this is a favorite topic among our readers, so I thought I’d let you Cruz Birthers feast on some fresh bait from Fox News!

While questions about Canadian-born Sen. Ted Cruz’s eligibility to be president haven’t drawn much attention, two former Justice Department lawyers have weighed in with a bipartisan verdict: Cruz, they say, is eligible to run for the White House. Neal Katyal, acting solicitor general in the Obama administration, and Paul Clemente, solicitor general in President George W. Bush’s administration, got out in front of the issue in a Harvard Law Review article. “There is no question that Senator Cruz has been a citizen from birth and is thus a ‘natural born Citizen’ within the meaning of the Constitution,” they wrote.







These are obviously false flag illuminati lizard-alien destroyers of the blessed Constitution! They pugnaciously continue on in their malignant error:

The law review article, “On the Meaning of ‘Natural Born Citizen”, asserts that the interpretation of the term was settled in Cruz’s favor as early as the 1700’s. The lawyers wrote that the Supreme Court has long used British common law and enactments of the First Congress for guidance on defining a “natural born citizen.” “Both confirm that the original meaning of the phrase ‘natural born Citizen’ includes persons born abroad who are citizens from birth based on the citizenship of a parent,” they wrote. They concluded someone like Cruz had “no need to go through naturalization proceedings,” making him eligible. Cruz is still weighing a presidential run.

How dare they! For all we know Cruz is some Manchurian candidate clone of Fidel Castro, sent here to infiltrate the Tea Party, ride into the White House on a whirlpool of support, and destroy the Greatest Country on Earth from within! Also, who trusts lawyers anymore?

Please illuminate each other with your worst Ted Cruz truther conspiracies in the comment sections, I will read and rebuke every single one personally! Maybe.