Also featuring Ricky Hatton challenging Chris Kamara to a milk race and Jari Litmanen proving he's still got it

1) Ever wondered what a fake Togo team looks like? Wonder no longer – here they are conceding their first, second and third goals against Bahrain. And while we're on the subject of football fakery, here's Classic YouTube favourite Remi Gaillard celebrating with Lorient's players after they won the Coupe de France in 2002. And here's a fake Sven-Goran Eriksson in Mexico. And oh, go on then, here's Ali Dia.

2) The women showing the men how to play football dept: here's the 17-year-old Japan star Kumi Yokoyama (yes, yes, you'll get your spotters' badge – but just so you know, we saw it first!) doing her thing for Japan, Brazil's Marta humiliating the USA and Australia's Lisa de Vanna putting it in the top corner. For reasons of balance we should probably point out that the women, like the men, are capable of unfortunate but hilarious mistakes too.

3) Ricky Hatton and Chris Kamara overindulge on the white stuff. Painful, on so many levels.

4) Ronny Rosenthal may be best known in England for this miss, but many in Israel remember him for one of their greatest goals ever.

5) We've seen a few American footballers jumping over other American footballers in our day but this one really takes the biscuit.

6) And can you name all 36 retro football videogames in this clip?

Our favourites from last week's blog

1) If you've seen France's 1994 Try From The End Of The World against New Zealand before, the chances are it was either on telly, or the footage was a lot shabbier than this. If you haven't seen it before, then you really should.

2) Regular readers will be familiar with the work of Khalid Askri, the goalkeeper who blocked a penalty, then turned his back and celebrated while the ball span into his unguarded net. Turns out that gaffe was not a one-off.

3) A rather cheeky (geddit?!?) own goal.

4) In this week's ballboy special: Angry Ballboy, Laidback BallBoy and Right At Your Ballsboy.

5) Jari Litmanen. Still got it.

6) And Troy Polamalu shows that it's not just high school kids who can jump over their opponents.

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