If you lie down with dogs, you wake up with crazy.

Grover Norquist, the guy who smarmily strong-arms almost every Republican into swearing an oath never to raise taxes, may be an Islamo-fascist Muslim sleeper agent — according to conservative hatemonger and Islamophobe David Horowitz.

Grover Norquist’s crime? He’s married to a Muslim-American! ::gasp::

Horowitz: We have a medieval enemy with twenty-first century technology aimed at us, they’ve infiltrated our government. If you wondered how it’s possible that Obama and Hillary would not know or would pretend what was happening wasn’t happening in the Middle East or how they could turnover Egypt as they have to the Muslim Brotherhood, which is the fountainhead of Al Qaeda and all of these terrible Islamic Nazi organizations, the answer is not really hard to find: the chief adviser to the American government on Muslim affairs, Hillary Clinton’s deputy chief of staff, Huma Abedin, is a Muslim Brotherhood operative and she has been all her life, and her whole family is. This is worse than Alger Hiss, for those in your audience who are old enough to remember, Alger Hiss is a Soviet agent who was right next to Roosevelt at Yalta. Mefferd: It’s very true and yet you had these five congressmen, Michele Bachmann and the others, who tried to say the inspectors-general need to look into this, and even Republicans stood up on the floor and said no! Horowitz: You had Boehner and McCain, and McCain is just bonkers. But the Republican Party has also been infiltrated. Grover Norquist is a Muslim, he is a practicing Muslim.

This isn’t the first time Norquist has been accused of being a radical Islam sympathizer. Noted right-wing lunatic Frank Gaffney also thinks Grover Norquist is up to something.

Back in January 2011, Gaffney penned an article in WorldNut WorldNet Daily in which he claimed that “Grover Norquist is credentialing the perpetrators of this Muslim Brotherhood influence operation. … We are in a war, and he has been working with the enemy for over a decade.”

I have one thing to say to Norquist: Neener.

It’s all fun and games when Michele Bachmann is accusing Democrats of being Muslim sympathizers, but next thing you know the nutbags go wild and start shooting inside the tent.

I mean, sure — Huma Abedin is a Muslim Brotherhood operative working with President Obama and Secretary Clinton to shut down churches and force sharia law down everyone’s gaping maw. It’s so obvious. She’s a Democrat with one of them funny names. And she’s brown. She’s clearly up to something.

But Grover Norquist?

Neener.

[via Right Wing Watch]

[cross-posted at Balloon Juice]