Warning: This article contains spoilers for ‘Secret Obsession’

Just last weekend Netflix released a psychological thriller starring Brenda Song and Mike Vogel.

Although the film is riddled with cringey moments and over-the-top clichés such as the tragedy-stricken super detective (played by Dennis Haysbert, AKA the All-State guy), it’s a guilty pleasure that leaves you on the edge of your seat, yelling at the screen.

The film follows Jennifer (Song) who suffers from amnesia after narrowly evading a mysterious knife-wielding attacker. Her loving husband Russell (Vogel) cares for her while she recovers, but things are painfully obvious and not what they appear to be. Jennifer finds herself unraveling a web of lies while Russell becomes more and more aggressive on keeping her in the dark.

Already spoiled by Netflix’s preview trailer, we find that Russell is not actually Jennifer’s husband, and literally cut and paste himself into her life by murdering anyone in his way. He is actually Ryan, an infatuated coworker who obsessed over Jennifer for years.

Ryan has left quite the mess of Jennifer’s life, but perhaps left Netflix viewers even more dumbfounded by the audacious yet carelessness of his actions.

From poorly photoshopping himself into Jennifer’s photos to setting his laptop password with all the evidence that ever existed to her name, jenniferallen, the internet is screaming. It’s okay Netflix, we “love you forever and a day.”

This man really went through every picture in the house and photoshopped them but missed something like reflections and lighting that’s obviously different. Dumb criminal 🤦🏾‍♀️ #SecretObsession pic.twitter.com/AIiLHV5iAz — KC (@kcbigbrother) July 18, 2019

i’m scriming – the photoshop in the new Netflix movie with Brenda Song, Secret Obsession, is SO BAD like bro at least do some blending and color correction??? 😩😂 pic.twitter.com/bW9aqk2Kam — ソフィア (@sakubabby) July 19, 2019

From the moment he popped up I knew Jennifer was in good hands #SecretObsession pic.twitter.com/tFP1Pl8ecn — Raymond Beltran 🇸🇻 (@mr_blue_sky96) July 20, 2019

the real mystery of #secretobsession on Netflix: what is the timeline of these crimes?! pic.twitter.com/QPQ30OLYEB — Elena Nicolaou (@elenawonders) July 18, 2019

When this heffa entered “JenniferAllen” as the password & it worked#SecretObsession pic.twitter.com/OqJdz1RtKZ — Minority Report©️ (@Trill_Soliloquy) July 21, 2019

Watching the new movie #SecretObsession on @Netflix and the only thing suspenseful about it is how in the world she managed to eat this obscene amount of scrambled eggs for breakfast. pic.twitter.com/z3ILc5wbLw — L. Spencer (@lndsyannkc) July 19, 2019

Russell: Yeah you can stay in this big ass house as a house wife, just mind your business Jennifer: I need to find the truth Me, a call center agent in a rented apartment: #secretobsession #Netflix pic.twitter.com/Y45hdbDYrG — Kamaya Tarpley (@kamayatarpley) July 18, 2019

Detective: How did you know this was Jennifer’s husband? Cop: He was able to identify her tattoo Detective: So… you didn’t ask for ID or anything…? Cop: … did we mention it was a detailed tattoo? Detective:#SecretObsession pic.twitter.com/GVl54srCRY — Bri 🔜 Gen Con Author Alley Table N ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 (@BrichibiTweets) July 19, 2019

Bitches really be guessing their own name as their husband’s laptop password? I mean how conceited do you have to be to think that? It’s me. I’m bitches#SecretObsession pic.twitter.com/KXKRwicCZm — Jessica Zhou (@jessicaa_zhou) July 23, 2019

Nobody:

Brenda Song in Secret Obsession every 2 seconds: pic.twitter.com/vdig8SmXHA — Kay (@KurelleM) July 21, 2019

Biggest pothole in #SecretObsession is at the end when @BrendaSong is still limping, yet wearing heels. — Ashlynn Callender (@AshlynnWho) July 23, 2019

Featured images via Twitter and Instagram / @kristymea (left) and brendasong (right)