“You won’t escape without me,”

“Fine,”

“Good,”

“User Charles Snippy, your User application account hub has been reinstated! You have been signed back into your applications. Now shut this thing down.”

“MeW,”

“diD yOu mIsS mEw?”

“VIEWER POLL: HOW LONG WILL HE LAST BEFORE BEING TORN ASUNDER? THE TIMER STARTS NOW,”

“R: UNIFORM ADMIN CONTROL! ACTIVATE UNIFORM REPAIR FUNCTION PROTOCOL!”

“WHAT?! STOP MULTIPLYING! EW! THAT’S SO GROSS!”

“Get him, Charles!”

“ACK! I DO NOT CONSENT!”