rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-3014 Object Class: Safe Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3014 is to be stored in a standard 8 m x 8 m x 5 m containment cell at Site-15. SCP-3014 is to be given access to controlled WiFi content for 3 hours a day. At least 4 Level 4 Foundation IT specialists are to control the exact contents of the data packets sent to SCP-3014. Any information packets being sent to SCP-3014 are to be analyzed for any information that is indispensable. Every week, SCP-3014 is to interviewed to re-gain potential lost information. In the event that SCP-3014 does not receive proper information, all forms of internet access within 100 meters of SCP-3014 and its cell are to be destroyed. The content to be given to SCP-3014 is to be automatically generated fictional stories created by AI sources. Stories are to not contain any important information relating to science, history, culture, or any other well-known concept in case an antimemetic event occurs. As of Incident 3014-3, At least 2 guards armed with light explosive weaponry are to remain near SCP-3014 and its cell at all times. Personnel are not to be allowed to communicate with SCP-3014 unless given permission by the current lead researcher on duty for SCP-3014. Bimonthly, SCP-3014 is to be given a psychological evaluation by the current lead researcher of SCP-3014. Any requests for extra equipment capable of sending or receiving signals is to be denied without review. The use of SCP-3014 to contain digital anomalies, specifically memetic, is under consideration by SCP-3014 Lead Researcher Dr. Lee. Description: SCP-3014 is a sapient robotic construct of unknown origin. The technology behind the functions and mechanisms of SCP-3014 is beyond that of current understanding. The entity’s body is segmented into 3 separate spherical pieces, each with a diameter of 0.5 meters and two legs that are approximately 2 meters long at full extension. The entity possesses a rear antenna of a design beyond current understanding by either modern science or Foundation technology. It is similar to human designs, however near the tip of the antenna is a large crystal of unknown composition that seems to be fractured in half. Sampling proves the crystals structure to be similar to that of diamond but of a much more complex structure. According to SCP-3014, it is broken, and previously could broadcast information faster than light. This has not been confirmed, but analysis of replication of the antenna for Foundation use is being considered. Protruding from the front segment of SCP-3014 is a small square screen about 1 meter long. The entity uses this to communicate and display images. SCP-3014 takes in data that is in the form of wireless internet networking. The entity requires roughly 50 megabytes of data per 24 hours to preserve normal function. Upon consumption of data, there is an estimated 56% chance that the data gains temporary antimemetic properties. The majority of sapient beings who are aware of the content (being video, audio, text or otherwise) begin to forget it and suffer extreme difficulty trying to remember the data if shown again. In rare cases, digitally stored versions of this content will be completely deleted or expunged. This effect will last anytime from 6 hours to 10 months. In emergency situations, SCP-3014 can consume stored content. If this occurs, the antimemetic effects are permanent, and extend to SCP-3014 itself. The content of the data that SCP-3014 has consumed is relevant. SCP-3014 claims that data that reveals more important or interesting, as well as fictional stories are more "tasty" and that uninteresting data is "bland and tasteless." SCP-3014 refuses to consume data that is a repeat of previous information or very similar to previous information, claiming it to be "disgusting." If SCP-3014 does not receive its required information, it may begin to attempt to forcefully consume information, breaking through information firewalls with relative ease. When this occurs, the rate of antimemetic events increases to 90%, as well as the duration being infinite. It is unknown if this has ever occurred. Additional effects of this are unknown due to information loss. Document 3014-1: SCP-3014 Recovery SCP-3014 was recovered after several hundred residents of ████████, UK reported weak internet connection. When civilian internet service providers investigated, they discovered SCP-3014. Foundation Agents in the area took over and discovered SCP-3014 attempting to construct a form of communication array but was lacking the needed tools and parts. The entity was forcefully contained. Damage and internet outages were later blamed on a severe storm, and amnestics were properly distributed. Document 3014-2: List of requests from SCP-3014 + Show Document 3014-2 - Hide Document The following is a incomplete list of requests that SCP-3014 has asked for. Request Response "faster internet?" Granted "my friends?" Denied - Identity of "friends" is unknown. "fix antenna?" Denied - Beyond technological capabilities, as well as potentially being a security risk "human friend?" Granted "my friends please?" Denied "wake friends up" Meaning unknown Various pieces of radio, wifi, and communication equipment Denied Document 3014-3: Experiment Log + Show Document 3014-3 - Hide Document The following are relevant excerpts from the first few experiments preformed by then SCP-3014 Lead Researcher Dr. Callas. Data SCP-3014 Description Notes High resolution randomly generated static "eww, disgusting" Data failed to send. Large file of random alphanumerical characters "bad. just chaos. at least try." Data failed to send. It seems randomly generated information is rejected. We asked the entity, and we need something 'fresh,' so to speak. - Dr. Callas Image of grass, taken by Dr. Callas "nice. a bit dry, but very smooth." Antimemetic event occurs, lasting 8 hours. It was very strange. I could remember taking the image, but not the image itself. I could look at the image and realize that its grass, but when I walked away I forgot. - Dr. Callas Image of American crow, taken from public civilian internet. "a bit gamey. but very juicy." No antimemetic event. Fictional short story written by Dr. Callas describing a fisherman at work. "bland. bit zesty." No antimemetic event. Short audio recording of Assistant Researcher Hornik describing apples. "juicy and sweet." Antimemetic event occurs, lasting 3 weeks and 2 days. It was kind of terrifying. I forgot what an apple was. Dr. Callas showed me one, and I just had no idea what it was. There are some interesting applications here. - Assistant Researcher Hornik 52 page long story computer generated fictional story. The story was about an adventurer exploring a jungle containing dangerous creatures. "pretty good. fairly spicy. sometimes sour." Antimemetic event occurs, lasting 8 months. If we can use computer generated content, we should have no problem feeding SCP-3014 in the future, and don't have to worry about forgetting information, which it seems to do every time now. - Dr. Callas Infographic document describing Dr. Callas and his life history "very sharp taste. a bit savory." Antimemetic event occurs, lasting 5 months. Dr. Callas has not been located since this event. He was last reported leaving Site-15 after giving Assistant Researcher Hornik the file. Dr. Callas's disappearance coincided with a leak of sensitive Foundation data. The search for Dr. Callas is ongoing, and Dr. Lee has replaced Dr. Callas as SCP-3014 Lead Researcher. Document 3014-4: Interview 3014-68 + Show Document 3014-4 - Hide Document Interviewed: SCP-3014 Interviewer: SCP-3014 Lead Researcher Dr. █████ Foreword: This is the first interview in which the entity reported being depressed. <Begin Log> Dr. █████: Greetings SCP-3014, how are you feeling? SCP-3014: sad. Dr. █████: <pause> And why is that? SCP-3014: friends gone. Dr. █████: Who are your friends? Where are they? SCP-3014: one changes worlds. one fights. one builds. i speak to father. so many others. together so long. through space. not for here. somewhere else. Dr. █████: <pause> This is the first time you've divulged this information to us, SCP-3014. What- SCP-3014: father went away. maybe dead. friends gone. we landed here. separated. i knew where. but i was so hungry… <SCP-3014 begins to curl up and becomes non-responsive.> <End Log> Closing Statement: SCP-3014 refused to speak for the next 3 interview sessions. SCP-3014 requested data involving communication equipment, which was denied. Document 3014-5: Incident 3014-3 + Show Document 3014-5 - Hide Document On ██/██/20██, a containment breach occurred at Site-██, where SCP-3014 temporarily being contained while being transported. SCP-3014 was compliant with Foundation personnel and remained in its cell. However, a power outage occurred and due to wreckage the wing of the site SCP-3014 was contained isolated for 12 days. After 3 days, SCP-3014 became less friendly and began to act agitated despite not losing any apparent function. After 5 days of not being fed, SCP-3014 began to make threats of physical harm towards Foundation personnel. After 8 days, SCP-3014 began emitting an unknown extremely radioactive material and physically attacking Foundation personnel. [REDACTED] Remaining security cameras show SCP-3014 attempting to use the debris to construct a long range communication system from stored information. SCP-3014 was contained before it could complete, but modified computer terminals show the message the SCP-3014 was attempting to broadcast. It contained fragments of SCP-3014's language. Also connected were the exact coordinates of several Foundation facilities. my friends. [unintelligible] i miss you. its been so long.

[unintelligible] [unintelligible] the fathers. they won't come.

so many sleeping. wake up.

please. wherever you are. [unintelligible] meet with me. together. SCP-3014 is to be reclassified from Safe to Euclid.

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rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Safe Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a 8 meter by 8 meter by 5 meter containment cell at Site-15. SCP-XXXX is to be given access to controlled WiFi content for 3 hours a day. At least 4 Level 4 Foundation IT specialists are to control the exact contents of the data packets sent to SCP-XXXX. Any information packets being sent to SCP-XXXX are to be analyzed for any information that is important and could cause issues if lost. Every week, SCP-XXXX is to casually interviewed to maintain physiological health and to re-gain potential lost information. As of Incident XXXX-3, At least 2 guards armed with light explosive weaponry are to remain near SCP-XXXX and its cell at all times. Personnel are not to be allowed to communicate with SCP-XXXX unless given permission by the current lead researcher on duty for SCP-XXXX. Bimonthly, SCP-XXXX is to be given a psychological evaluation by the current lead researcher of SCP-XXXX. Any requests for extra equipment capable of sending or receiving signals is to be denied without review. Description: SCP-XXXX is a sapient hexapod robotic construct of unknown origin. The subjects body is segmented into 3 separate spherical pieces, each roughly with a diameter of 0.5 meters and two legs that are approximately 2 meters long at full extension. The entity also possesses an antenna of a design beyond current understanding, which according to SCP-XXXX is broken, and previously could broadcast information faster than light. SCP-XXXX was recovered after several hundred residents of ████████, UK reported weak internet connects. When civilian internet service providers couldn't fix the issue, Foundation Agents in the area investigated and discovered SCP-XXXX attempting to construct [REDACTED] but was lacking the needed tools and parts. The entity was forcefully contained. Damage and internet outages were later blamed on a severe storm. The frontmost segment of SCP-XXXX is considered the head of the subject. Sticking out of the head is a small square screen about 1 meter long. The subject uses this to communicate. SCP-XXXX is composed of a unknown, highly dense and strong material. Due to the extreme strength and density of the material, sampling and internal imaging has proven difficult. The tests that have been performed show similarities to carbon nanotubes, although of a much more advanced design. SCP-XXXX appears to take information that is in the form of wireless internet networking. SCP-XXXX claims that it "consumes" this data. The subject requires roughly 1.5 Gigabytes of data per 24 hours to preserve normal function. The information that SCP-XXXX consumes is memorized and permanently stored. SCP-XXXX has learned, from internet access, human language and grammar to a high degree. The entity prefers to type in short incomplete sentences because, according to the subject, it is more comfortable to speak as it is more similar to its original language. Upon consumption of data, there is an estimated 56% chance that the data gains temporary antimemetic properties. SCP-XXXX claims that this is "digestion problems." The majority of sapient beings who know the content (being video, audio, text or otherwise) begin to forget it and suffer extreme difficulty trying to remember the data. In rare cases, digitally stored versions of this content will be deleted or expunged. This effect will last anytime from 16 hours to ██ months. In emergency situations, SCP-XXXX can consume stored content. If this occurs, the antimemetic effects are permanent. The content of the data that SCP-XXXX has consumed is relevant. SCP-XXXX claims that data that reveals more important or interesting information is more "tasty" and that uninteresting data is "bland and tasteless." SCP-XXXX refuses to consume data that is a repeat of previous information or very similar to previous information, claiming it to be "disgusting." If SCP-XXXX doesn't consume its required information, it may: Have an increase in aggressive behavior

Show hostility towards Foundation personnel

[REDACTED]

Leak radioactive material (source unknown)

Attempt to maim or kill Foundation personnel

Attempt to leak Foundation information online

[REDACTED] Document XXXX-1: List of requests from SCP-XXXX + Show Document XXXX-1 - Hide Document The following is a incomplete list of requests that SCP-XXXX has asked for. Request Response "faster internet?" Granted "my friends?" Denied - Identity of "friends" is unknown. "fix antenna?" Denied - Beyond technological capabilities, as well as potentially being a security risk "human friend?" Granted "my friends please?" Denied "wake friends up" Meaning unknown Various pieces of radio, wifi, and communication equipment Denied Document XXXX-2: Interview XXXX-#68 + Show Document XXXX-2 - Hide Document Interviewed: SCP-XXXX Interviewer: SCP-XXXX Lead Researcher Dr. █████ Foreword: This is the first interview in which the subject reported being depressed. <Begin Log> Dr. █████: Greetings SCP-XXXX, how are you feeling? SCP-XXXX: sad. Dr. █████: <pause> And why is that? SCP-XXXX: friends gone. Dr. █████: Who are your friends? Where are they? SCP-XXXX: one changes worlds. one fights. one builds. i speak to father. so many others. together so long. through space. not for here. somewhere else. Dr. █████: <pause> This is the first time you've divulged this information to us, SCP-XXXX. What- SCP-XXXX: father went away. maybe dead. friends gone. we landed here. separated. i knew where. but i was so hungry… <SCP-XXXX begins to curl> <End Log> Closing Statement: SCP-XXXX refused to speak for the next 3 interview sessions. SCP-XXXX requested data involving communication equipment, which was denied. Document XXXX-3: Incident XXXX-3 + Show Document XXXX-3 - Hide Document On ██/██/20██, a containment breach occurred at Site-██, where SCP-XXXX temporarily being contained while being transported. SCP-XXXX was compliant with Foundation personnel and remained in its cell. However, a power outage occurred and due to wreckage the wing of the site SCP-XXXX was contained isolated for 12 days. After 3 days, SCP-XXXX became less friendly and began to act agitated despite not losing any apparent function. After 5 days of not being fed, SCP-XXXX began to make threats of physical harm towards Foundation personnel. After 8 days, SCP-XXXX began emitting an unknown extremely radioactive material and physically attacking Foundation personnel. [REDACTED] Remaining security cameras show SCP-XXXX attempting to use the debris to construct a long range communication system from stored information. SCP-XXXX was contained before it could complete, but modified computer terminals show the message the SCP-XXXX was attempting to broadcast. It contained fragments of SCP-XXXX's language. Also connected were the exact coordinates of several Foundation facilities. my friends. [unintelligible] i miss you. its been so long.

[unintelligible] [unintelligible] the fathers. they won't come.

so many sleeping. wake up.

please. wherever you are. [unintelligible] meet with me. together. SCP-XXXX is to be reclassified from Safe to Euclid.