Commissioner, light the Dtoid signal

Get your very own Mr. Destructoid flare in Dauntless in this contest.

Mr. Destructoid, much like yours truly, is a very handsome and popular fellow. Don't believe me? Just look at our logo above. Gosh, he's sexy.

He should really be in more games. Thank heavens Dauntless is here -- get yourself a flare featuring our lovely pleasurebot to sport in-game!

Take it away, Phoenix Labs:

Dauntless is a free-to-play cooperative action-RPG set in an untamed science-fantasy world. Players take on the role of elite warriors known as Slayers who protect humanity by hunting ferocious Behemoths. Dauntless is being created by veteran game designers from BioWare, EA, Capcom and Riot Games. Dauntless entered into Open Beta in May 2018, and reached the 2 million player mark in under two months following the Open Beta launch. The world of Dauntless has been shattered by a cataclysmic event, creating a vast array of uncharted and majestic floating islands. Behemoths, as cunning as they are vicious, consume the land, and it’s up to the Slayers to hunt them down before they destroy what remains of the world. Slayers explore an ever-changing frontier, brimming with verdant flora and unique wildlife. In Dauntless, Slayers can go at it alone or join cooperative parties with up to four people to take on the Behemoth threat. No two encounters are alike -- each brings its own unique challenges and rewards. To survive on the Shattered Isles, players collect rewards from their hunts to upgrade their arsenal of weapons and armor in a deep and robust crafting system.

Free to play? Action RPG? Slaying monsters? Where do I sign up?!

You can sign up here to play for free. To help add some flair to your experience, we're giving away some actual flares featuring the stunning visage of our very own Mr. Destructoid. To get yours, email me at [email protected] and I'll send ya one, instructions and all.

The first 50 people who contact me will receive a flare. While you're waiting for me to respond, comment below telling us what you expect to summon using your Mr. Dtoid flare. If I don't get a brigade of corgis dressed up as various video game characters, I'm going to be very upset.

Dauntless is available now to play for free.

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