Welcome to Culiacan, capital of the Sinaloa state in Mexico. Drug Runner Central.

This what they care about, in that order.

This is what it looks like from a satellite.

And this is what it looks like from the ground.

The Sinaloa Cartel has been going great thanks to drug lord in hiding Juan El Chapo(Shorty) Guzman.

Here’s Shorty. Obviously he is beloved in the region.

If you’re a Shorty, your second in command isn’t gonna be taller than you.

People there have their own style.

And their own way of doing things.

Needless to say they are proud of where they’re from.

Just like Americans.

Well not exactly the same. Even Texas doesn’t have sniper grannies.

That seems fair. They give us drugs and we give them Affliction shirts.

Sinaloa is for kids ages 8 to 80.

I know when you see an accordion you think nerd, or polish nerd.

But things work different in Mexico.

Polka goes hard in Sinaloa.

So remember, these dorks…

Are also these dorks.

And probably know this dork.

I haven’t seen anybody go this hard at a concert since Public Enemy.

Rough Crowd?