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Hitler's reaction after hearing about the new string of injuries following the games against Hertha and Dortmund.

00:00 - 00:03 Aubameyang was able to score an equalizer for Dortmund.

00:04 - 00:05 We wen't to penalties,

00:05 - 00:07 but missed four in a row.

00:08 - 00:12 Dortmund won, meaning we're out of the cup.

00:12 - 00:15 The Bundesliga is won already, but next week we face Barca in the Champions League.

00:17 - 00:19 Now that everyone except Alaba is back from injury,

00:19 - 00:21 we should be able to beat Barca and with the UCL.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Führer,

00:27 - 00:28 Robben ...

00:31 - 00:33 Robben and Badstuber are out for the season,

00:34 - 00:36 and Lewandowski and Ribery are questionable against Barca.

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone content with just the league title can leave.

01:13 - 01:15 This fucking season!

01:15 - 01:17 This fucking bullshit season!

01:18 - 01:23 How is it even physically possible for one team to get so many injuries?

01:25 - 01:28 I mean for fuck's sake.

01:29 - 01:31 Of course Holger is injured again!

01:31 - 01:34 That man's muscles must be made of paper they tear so easily.

01:34 - 01:37 And I guess the same thing is true of Robben.

01:37 - 01:40 Why the hell did pep risk playing him against Dortmund?

01:40 - 01:42 We can still get a perfectly decent squad together against Barca.

01:42 - 01:46 A DECENT squad? It's Barca we're playing!

01:46 - 01:48 It's the same kind of team we've worked with all year.

01:48 - 01:52 Nothing this year comes close to the challenge that is Barcelona.

01:53 - 01:54 But we had a chance!

01:56 - 01:57 But now you say Lewandowski might not play.

01:57 - 02:00 Right when he had finally found his form,

02:00 - 02:03 and started scoring regularly.

02:04 - 02:08 And we haven't heard a fucking peep about Ribery's status this last week.

02:08 - 02:13 Every conceivable obstacle has been thrown in our way this season.

02:14 - 02:16 Pep could've had the greatest squad in the world to work with.

02:17 - 02:21 But then in the midst of these injuries those morons antagonize Müller-Wohlfahrt

02:27 - 02:29 Arguably the best team doctor in the history of soccer.

02:30 - 02:34 We've completely thrown away this opportunity.

02:34 - 02:36 This great opportunity to conquer the whole of Europe.

02:41 - 02:42 Mitchell fucking Weiser

02:43 - 02:47 Is that who's gonna play again Barca? And Bernat again Messi on the left side?

02:48 - 02:53 They both have great potential but this is another caliber of game.

02:54 - 02:56 Alaba could have taken Messi

02:56 - 02:59 With our full squad we could've taken all of Barca!

03:00 - 03:02 But with all this bullshit we're at their mercy!

03:04 - 03:07 Calm down Gerda, there's always next season.

03:14 - 03:16 This whole rush to have players recover was a mistake.

03:19 - 03:23 They should have taken more time to guarantee full health.

03:25 - 03:26 But it's too late.

03:31 - 03:33 The treble is lost.

03:40 - 03:46 But if you think that we won't put up a fight, then you're sorely mistaken.

03:46 - 03:49 We'll still force Barça to use everything they've got against us.