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Last year washed up rapper Talib Kweli got into a pissing match with us on Twitter after he bragged about paying child support (want a cookie?), called us racist for making fun of his lowered expectations, and then lost his ever loving mind after we pointed out that his kids like Drake more than him. You can’t read any of our tweets in that link since @TurtleboySports has been suspended and we are now banned from Twitter. However, you can see his responses to it all. And the fact that a guy with over a million followers has so much free time that he can engage with almost everyone on the Internet who disagrees with him, is just kind of sad.

https://twitter.com/TalibKweli/status/854143483413762048

A statement of fact is not automatically a brag. What's wrong with you brain bruh? @turtleboysports https://t.co/m59J4iOJmL — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) April 18, 2017

So anyone who pays child support is not a "real dad?" This is what you're going with fuck boy? @turtleboysports https://t.co/QPNUggqG8G — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) April 18, 2017

Fuck you. You don't know shit about me, or my kids. Keep my family out your mouth. @turtleboysports https://t.co/fgHglAe7pb — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) April 18, 2017

That's how these racists do. RT @Rahfors: @TalibKweli @TurtleBoySports It's vile and low to bring his family into this discussion. — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) April 18, 2017

It’s not just us. He literally does this with everyone. Check out his timeline. No matter what day it is he will have tweeted or retweeted something within the last hour, calling another person a racist.

This tweet is EXTREMELY racist. And wrong. Wow. @wretchedswine23 you are truly a lying racist piece of shit. https://t.co/1gzSbyntxe — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) December 24, 2018

When it comes to oppression intentions don’t matter. Results do. Your tweet is EXTREMELY racist and only a racist wouldn’t see how. RT @WretchedSwine23: @TalibKweli @writerguydell Which part and how? Nothing I said had any bad intent, and everything I said was factual. pic.twitter.com/daCXrChET2 — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) December 24, 2018

Just watch his interview with Don Lemon for a window into his madness.

Then things got interesting when he started tweeting out a link to the now defunct BuffaloBruises.com, which no longer exists because their owner, James Kriger was sued for $40,000 in a defamation lawsuit. Talib still used it as some sort of legitimate source to his 1.2 million followers though.

turtleboy is a disgraced blogger who sexually harasses women. That's ya man? https://t.co/PU1Kikab3Z pic.twitter.com/hSCMbzkFws — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) April 18, 2017

turtleboy is a disgraced blogger who sexually harasses women. That's ya man? https://t.co/PU1Kikab3Z pic.twitter.com/hSCMbzkFws — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) April 18, 2017

why u sexually harass women Turtleboy? https://t.co/PU1KijSzFp pic.twitter.com/9UDwySgh6Y — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) June 10, 2017

Soon after that some turtle rider must’ve created another site called buffalobruisers.com, which basically said all the things Buffalo Bruises said about Uncle Turtleboy, except this time they said them about Talib Kweli in order to illustrate how dumb it is to use random shitpost blogs as sources.

https://twitter.com/rat_liker/status/1020467100555415552

Aidan Kearney is Turtleboy Sports a racist blogger who’s lies you are spreading. Next. https://t.co/3Eyj0CfHdW pic.twitter.com/Oa14lDY2RI — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) July 21, 2018

This evidently went way above Talib Kweli’s head, and he responded by suing Uncle Turtleboy and the two companies he owns, for publishing the blog.

“The Defendants created or had someone associated with Defendants create a fake blog entitled ‘Buffalo Bruisers’ to report their fake story with fraudulent quotes,” the lawsuit says.

Except he had no evidence whatsoever that UT published the blog, and he was just making shit up as he went along like he always does. His lawyer got paid though, so obviously it was no sweat for her. When you’re a washed up millionaire who brags about paying child support and no one is hiring you to make bad music anymore, you have time to take out paperwork, sue random people on Twitter, and use it to threaten others.

Turtleboy now facing lawsuits. Consider yourself lucky I ain't come for u too https://t.co/k6QMsnuLmh — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) January 5, 2018

At the end of the day Talib Kweli basically gave up and never pursued it, probably because he had new people to argue with on Twitter.

Despite media reports to the contrary, Brooklyn rapper Talib Kweli told Billboard in a wide-ranging interview he does not plan to act on a suit filed against Turtleboy Sports. “There’s no lawsuit or litigation happening. It’s just like, “Ok. If you keep talking shit, it’s going to be an issue,’” Kweli said. He also called Turtleboy the “strangest” troll he’s ever dealt with, and said that Turtleboy created the website which it cited to make the rape allegations. The article included the line “we are NOT affiliated with Turtleboy Sports.”

“So basically, he told on himself,” Kweli told Billboard. “I sent him a cease and desist after, and normally, I don’t ignore that stuff, but I have enough truth on my side that I confront all of it.”

The poor Turtlegram and Gazette and Trash Live were basically begging him for a tweet once they found out he had sued.

Hey @TalibKweli — I'm a reporter covering Turtleboy's lawsuits. What court did you file this lawsuit in? — Dan Glaun (@dglaun) January 8, 2018

@TalibKweli Mr Greene, I'm a reporter for the Worcester Telegram & Gazette. It's reported you are suing Turtleboy Sports. May we ask in what court you have filed suit? Thank you. — Mark C N Sullivan (@mcnsullivan) January 15, 2018

But no one got back to Mark Sullivan or Dan Glaun, because they are irrelevant nobodies.

He might’ve realized the lawsuit was a joke, but he’s been tweeting about us ever since.

The source is Turtleboy aka Aidan Kearney, a racist blogger that was suspended from Twitter for spreading those lies abt me. He harassed me so I found proof he sexually harasses women. That led him to invent the lie his fellow Massachusetts white boy Christian is now spreading. pic.twitter.com/J1sqAKByki — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) July 7, 2018

That’s a lying blog by a racist named Turtleboy who got kicked off twitter for that lie and almost sued. He was caught harassing women. You down w turtleboy now? RT @frankny: @TalibKweli @NW_StayDet @djroze @AnnKell65147317 @ThomasEWoods Explain yourself. https://t.co/xQqOxhGPtU — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) August 18, 2018

“Turtleboy” was suspended from Twitter not once, but twice for spreading those lies. Would you like next? Cuz my lawyer can find you like she found him. You wanna keep going nazi boy? Aidan Kearney thought he could stay anonymous as well. We see how that worked out… pic.twitter.com/1wIqjPWtbR — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) July 21, 2018

That was written by Turtleboy, a well known racist blogger from MA that was outer by me as a molester of women. So he invented vicious lies abt me. He was suspended from Twitter for this. You want next? @serioustruth_ma https://t.co/mqQtIHg7s9 — Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) July 7, 2018

Just like most people I almost forgot this guy existed, and had no idea who he was before he started coming at us. Then he reappeared this week (on Twitter of course) with the hot take of the century, while once again getting into an argument with a random person of no particular significance. Evidently he was going off on a rant about how a wall is racist, when he dropped this hot knowledge for the word to see.

Yes, that’s right – the Nazis built the Berlin Wall.

And it’s still up too.

Obviously this guy is a scholar of the highest degree. Sure, the Berlin Wall wasn’t built until 1961, long after Nazi Germany came to an end. Granted, the purpose of this wall was to prevent people from leaving East Berlin, rather than prevent people from entering it. But besides that his grasp of history is about as rock solid as his record in court against us.

Once he realized what a mistake he made he chose to double down, rather than removing the tweet and simply admitting he made a boner. First he educated everyone about how the Berlin Wall was built by the East Germans to keep the Nazi West Germans out of East Berlin.

Except

The wall was built by the Soviets The wall kept East Germans out of West Berlin West Germany was a thriving democracy, not a Fascist Nazi state

He just kept going.

This man sued us for libel. It’s like he’s allergic to FACKS.

One supporter, who is clearly on the same side as him ideologically, attempted to give him some good advice.

Nevertheless he can’t be wrong because he owns some sort of online book store that exclusively sells black lives matter propaganda.

Finally he acknowledged that he was kind of wrong, but still persisted that he was completely right.

Yea guys, he never actually said the Nazis were the ones who built the wall. He just said they “had” a wall.

Except Nazi Germany stopped existing in 1945, and the wall would not be built for another 16 years after that.

We’d love to tweet this blog at Talib but we’re banned from Twitter, so feel free to tweet it at him for us. Watch out though, he might sue you!

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