I really wish I could start this review off with a string of well deserved emojis BUT I CAN'T because redditgifts internal coding hates them. Just know that they're here in spirit, because oh. my. god.

Um, excuse me, but I need to report this the reddit police because it's NOT FAIR how freaking awesome my Santa's gifts to me were!!!

Some background: I signed up for this exchange thinking it was more of a 'hey let's trade handmade goods' exchange rather than 'hey let's supply each other with tools to do our own projects' and as such, put in my exchange preferences that I would love to get something my Santa made, as well as a verbose info dump on me in general that the poor dude had to sift through. He reached out to me and asked if I wore earrings, and I was like, yes!! Score! I'M GETTING HANDMADE JEWELRY WHAT. Already confident I was winning, today I headed to my mail box to discover a distinctly not earring sized package waiting for me.

SO THEN I go home, open it up, and at first I was like "A book?? OOOoh, and my favorite genre, fantasy? Cool!" And it was rather hefty, so I suspected nothing. But when I opened it, I nearly died. You're talking to a ghost. My soul has left my body, fam. Because it was not, in fact, a mere book. NAY NAY, friends. It was a SECRET COMPARTMENT made from a book. Not even one of those prefab storage boxes that are made to look like a book, this is an actual real life legit hollowed out book for all my stashed property needs.

BUT WAIT, THERE's MOREcue my inner Billy Mays voice

Bruh had inclosed 2 envelopes, each with their own super sick wax seals because my dude is extra like that. One of them contained a very sweet post card of Washington, and the other -- the earrings! And they are so cute, I love them. They seem so sturdy and well made. Definitely a 10/10 Santa, y'all. I'm so happy and I can't believe my luck!! Gifts like this are so rare and really show the thoughtfulness my Santa put into their gift. Thank you so much!!!!