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Yesterday, after the Post-Dispatch's David Hunn revealed that Stan Kroenke had dissed St. Louis as "lagging" in his relocation proposal to the NFL , all of us, predictably, went a little bit nuts. Mayor Slay blasted Kroenke as "absent and unavailable." The normally milquetoast Governor Nixon took a shot at the Rams' lackluster play. #kroenkecomplaints started trending on Twitter.But that wasn't enough for some St. Louisans. No sirree! They decided to take things to a whole new level, spending their hard-earned money to mail Kroenke an actual box (or two) of shit.As of press time, 27 people had ponied up — handily raising $260 toward the $250 goal.The shit-sending GoFundMe campaign was the brainchild of local podcaster Kelly Manno , who's promising to place the order on the air during her broadcast onMonday. And lest you wonder about the exorbitant cost, this whole shit-mail campaign is not as simple as scooping up a few dog turds and popping them in the mail. Manno is promising to send 10 pounds of crap to three different addresses — with less overhead than most charities."The crew at The Kelly Manno Show have acquired three of Stan's home addresses," the campaign promises. "They have also teamed up with a professional animal shit packing and delivery service who are willing to donate their shipping for free. This means EVERY dollar you donate will go directly to a turd to be placed in the box."Our favorite part? Someone donated to the campaign using the name of "Francis Slay." We're not saying it wasthe mayor, but hey — if we'd done everything we could to mollify a greedy bastard like Kroenke, even coming up with $150 million when we're practically broke, well, we'd be kicking in $10, too.