- "It's a cool city. ButAnd that's exhausting."

The interviewer was visibly unable to contain her sadness at all of this. And Polish people are pretty sad already, because of the history. (Just ask my grandmother.) But on the bright side? Now no one from Poland will ever come to Portland to drive up apartment prices.

And frankly, the Portland he describes is the Portland we know bestâa place of police who shoot beanbags at men with swords and then run away, chronic masturbators trapped in Port-a-Potties by angry vigilantes, and Salt & Straw.

Anyway, here's the video. Modest Mouse will play MusicfestNW on Sunday, August 23. Tickets on sale here.