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Hey, you can only buy 3 of these.

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These bags are nice, but you're going to need to put in a little more effort if you want to get elected.

"Hey, Larry. Why so glum?"

Oh. The results are in. I lost the election.

"Ah, that's rough man. I voted for ya."

Thanks. I just don't know what went wrong. I canvassed the whole neighborhood.

"So you told everyone how you plan to improve street cleaning efforts in the winter, put in those speed bumps everyone's been asking for, and get a crossing guard at the intersection in front of the school?"

No, I didn't get to all that. I told you, I was too busy canvassing.

"I don't follow. What did you talk about then?"

I didn't talk about anything. I just placed these AV-I8 Men's canvas bags all over the neighborhood.

"So ... you just scattered canvas bags around at random instead of informing everyone about your platform, and you're surprised you didn't win?"

They're really nice bags!

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