Men, you have an assignment this weekend. You need to kiss the crease. No, not THAT crease. We will get to that but not for a long time.

When you were a kid, I’m sure you went on vacation took road trips with your parents. Your dad may have been one of those types that wanted to drive “straight through” until he arrived at the destination. Even stopping for a restroom break seemed like some extraordinary and foreign idea to him. It was far more important to him to just drive from point A to point B.

Unfortunately, for us as kids that route wasn’t the most fun. We wanted to stop and see the largest ball of string, or maybe we wanted to take a thirty-minute detour to see that ghost town, or maybe we just wanted to pee in anything but a small water bottle.

Usually, when you get off the main road, there are many wonderful things to discover.

Your woman’s body is like a road map. She has natural lines that need to be explored. As a man, most of us want to get from point breasts to point pussy, and we forget to get off the highway and explore the side roads and back roads and other roads that lead to many wonderful places that we can discover. So this weekend I want you all to kiss the crease and explore. Find every line on your lover, girlfriend, or wife and kiss that line softly.

Sit your lover down and without saying a word, hold her left hand…and start to kiss her creases.

Kiss the crease on each finger, two per finger. Softly. Slowly.

Kiss the crease on her thumb.

Kiss the creases on her palm.

Kiss the crease on her wrist.

Kiss the crease on the crook of her elbow.

Extra points for kissing her elbow.

Kiss the crease where her arm meets her body. Try not to tickle too much.

Kiss the crease where her shoulder meets her neck.

Kiss the crease behind her left ear.

Kiss the crease where her ear lobe meets her cheek.

Kiss her ear. I’m sure there are creases you can explore there.

Kiss the crease where her jaw meets her neck.

Kiss the corner of her mouth. It’s a crease because I said so.

Do not kiss her lips.

Kiss her jaw line softly from the left side, to her right side.

You’ll have to move. Get off your ass and do it.

Kiss her crease where her right jaw meets her neck.

Kiss the right corner of her mouth.

Kiss the creases when she closes her eyes.

Kiss the crease of her right ear.

Kiss the crease where her right ear lobe meets her cheek.

Kiss the crease where her right arm meets her right side.

Kiss the crease of the crook of her right arm.

Kiss the crease of her right wrist

Kiss the crease of her right hand.

Give the right the same amount of attention you gave the left.

Lead her by the hand to the bedroom.

Undress her very, very, slowly.

Make a note of any crease you may have missed or any new ones you discover.

Lay her down softly.

Kiss the crease under her left breast.

Kiss the crease under her right breast.

Kiss the crease around each areola.

Do not kiss or touch her nipples.

Kiss down her sides. If there is no crease here, make them up.

Kiss the crease of her belly button.

Kiss the crease from her belly button to her hip.

There isn’t one there? Find it anyway.

Turn your lover over.

Do not touch or kiss her ass.

Kiss the imaginary crease directly down the back of her thigh from her ass to the back of her knee.

Kiss the crease of the back of her left thigh.

Kiss the crease behind her left knee.

Kiss the crease of her left ankle.

There are lots. Find them.

Kiss the creases of her left foot and toes.

Giggling is sexy.

Kiss the creases of her right foot and toes.

Kiss the creases of her right ankle

Kiss the crease behind her right leg

Kiss the imaginary crease directly up the back of her right thigh.

Stop at the crease where her thigh meets her delicious ass.

Turn your lover over.

Kiss the crease of her anklebone on her left ankle,

along the imaginary straight line over her left calf,

passed the imaginary crease on her inner left knee,

along the imaginary crease from her knee down her left inner thigh,

and slowly, and softly kiss the crease where her left leg meets her body,

from the bottom…to the top.

She said to lick her? She said she wants you…NOW? Too bad…you aren’t done.

You have to go back to her right ankle and start again.

Kiss the crease of her anklebone on her right ankle,

along the imaginary straight line over her right calf,

passed the imaginary crease on her inner right knee,

along the imaginary crease from her knee down her right inner thigh,

and slowly, and softly kiss the crease where her right leg meets her body,

from the top…to the bottom.

She is shaking? She is aching?

Place your mouth over her hot crease. Do not kiss. Do not touch.

Just breathe. Let your warm breath collide with her hot, aching skin.

Watch her wriggle. Watch her writhe.

Kiss her crease as softly as possible.

Listen to her moan.

Kiss her crease softly again. From the bottom, to the top.

Slowly. Tenderly. Rhythmically.

And then stop.

Listen to hear stop breathing as she waits in anticipation.

Listen to her soul cry out for you to touch her.

Lick her crease as softly as you can.

Listen to her gasp.

Part her crease softly with your tongue.

Listen to her moan.

Part her crease softly with your thumbs.

Listen to her whimper.

Kiss her clit softly.

Feel her lower back arch off the bed.

Let go and reach up and hold her wrists.

Kiss the crease.

Whatever you decide to do at this point is your choice.

Ladies, you have an assignment too. Your assignment is so let go and get lost in each and every one of his kisses. Don’t hide your bodies, be proud of them. Don’t be embarrassed, let his lips worship every inch of your skin. Lose your inhibitions and enjoy. Let him explore you. Be a soft, sensual road map. Be confident and sexy.

Be sure to groom and wear perfume this weekend. You never know when your men are going to “go on a vacation”.

Report back to me on Monday and let me know how well he did.