User: Hey Jamsie, my friend took this pic of me but that ugly creature spoiled it ((( can u pls remove it, thank u !

James: Sure.

User: Hi. Can you take the girl in the violet skirt out please?

James: I took her out. We had fun.

User: Mate can you fix that ironing board, make the boobies bigger hahaha lemme have a look. Cheers!

James: Have a look.

User: Hello. My name is Andrei and I’m from Russia, and I lie on the beach here in Russia but I would like to lay in America.

James: Welcome to America.

User: Hey photoshopster ) Can u make my eyebrows bushy. Thanks!

James: Sure.

User: hey dud can you add me behind a tank :)

James: You are behind this tank.

User: Hey J! Would it be possible to put a tattoo of an angle with little wings on my belly? Thanxxx

James: It’s James. Done.

User: Yo Jamie! dis my cousin can u put her on a spaceship or sumthng an make her look like she flyin to jewpeter or mars thankx fam!

James: Safe journey.

User: Hi James, could you please cut me out and send to Miami beach with some hot girls. Thank you soooooo much!!!!!!!

James: Sure. You’re in Miami beach now with some hot girls.

User: Hey Jamieee, pleassee can u make my legs longer, they look shorter here than they really are! thank you! xxx

James: No problem.