There was a commotion on the front porch, kind of a clatter I sprang from my computer to see what was the matter I threw open the door excited with glee What should my squinting eyes see? A PACKAGE! A PACKAGE! FOR ME! Straight from the wilds of Burnaby! I ran to the cabinet, and threw open the door A knife to cut the tape, was I looking for. So delicately did I slice open the box, I hoped for a moment that they sent me no lox. Cookies! Candies! Choclate Bars too, Whatever shall a Redditor do With all of these sweets and the posts on /r/funny I'll be sitting at home instead of out making money.

[Thanks IAmCaptainHook! You rock!] [Also, GO BLUES!!]