Firstly, I just want to say, THIS is why I do this every year.

So I came home to see a big package ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) at my doorstep and lo and behold I opened it to receive the Bro Code! I am a huge How I Met Your Mother fan and my SS seems to have cottoned on to the fact that one day, I hope to gain the legendary status that Barney Stinson has and this book will help me to no end. Thank you bro/female bro, I will meet you in heaven where we will enjoy a sky-5!

I also realised that my SS had crept into my post history and found a me_irl post I submitted (https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/3u2p37/me_irl/) and actually gave me myself_in real life. After my fits of laughter, I realised how you gave me who I really am and that gift got a lot deeper than I thought.

So when I turned up the next day, I find another decent sized package ;) on my doorstep. Confused, I was eager to get to the bottom of it and then I realised...

it was...

it can't be....