Twas election night in the distant year of 2016. Team Hillary could finally rest from soliciting precious donations from big pharma and the anti-homosexual nation of Saudi Arabia. Surely the identity politicking would pay off. The millions of white people inhabiting the sullen lands of the Rust Belt would feel so guilty for being racist women-haters. So guilty, in fact, that they would all march to the ballot boxes not only to cast their votes for Sick Hillary, but to cast the orange demon that is Donald Trump straight back to the fiery pits of hell.

Bill Clinton’s wife relied heavily on her ability to build an all-inclusive coalition of fellow swamp creatures. In utterly remarkable abundance, the elitist figureheads emerged with overwhelming support for her. She had it all. Hollywood, Washington, and nearly all forms of media. Her opponent was reeling from blatantly false and soon-to-be-forgotten sexual assault allegations. Sick Hillary had it in the bag. Throughout the election cycle, she was so far ahead in the polls that she ‘doesn’t even think about’ Donald Trump anymore. The demise of The Donald was written on the wall.

Then, in perhaps the most glorious divine intervention, Sick Hillary was CRUSHED by an electoral college ass-whooping of colossal proportions. State by state, she discovered that millions upon millions of our country’s white nationalists just didn’t feel guilty enough to vote for her. Sad!

Not only did Sick Hillary lose bigly, her horde of voting socialists were undoubtedly going to demand some answers. How could she lose? The most powerful political apparatuses on the planet all assured them that The Donald would be easily vanquished. It was at this time that John Podesta (of PizzaGate fame) and other Shillbot cronies had to concoct a diabolical narrative that spun blame away from an awful candidate. Their quick act of deflection is hardly a conspiracy theory. A great summation of this can be found in Jonathan Allen’s masterpiece, “Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign”. I would urge you all to pick up a copy at your nearest store that sells books.

Surely if the Clinton machine was going to double down on a crazy narrative, they would have at least some kind of evidence to produce that would potentially implicate the Trump campaign in an act of collusion with the Russian government.

NOPE.

Here we sit, nearing the month of June. The election was almost 7 months ago and ABSOLUTELY ZERO EVIDENCE has been released that implicates the Trump campaign. How is it that a narrative can survive for so long and be believed by so many? An unwillingness from liberals to be skeptical certainly deserves a portion of the blame. And so does a series of media conglomerates that refuse to do anything but feed the fire of unfounded conspiracy theories.

The burden of proof has quite clearly not been met. If it had, you can bet that criminal proceedings against Trump and/or his aides would be well underway. It’s not too hard to imagine that the deep state and the establishment GOP would join the Democrats hand-in-hand in the ousting of The Donald. If the burden of proof hasn’t been met, why the hell are the talking heads stating that such collusion definitively happened?

Hell, the FBI has not even examined the DNC servers for forensic purposes. How can an investigation properly determine the source of a leak if the Democrats refuse to let them do their job? If collusion with Russia truly happened, wouldn’t they want the FBI aware of it so they could recommend prosecution to the Justice Department?

People shouldn’t believe things for no reason. And there’s no reason to believe that the Trump campaign colluded with the Russian government. I am eternally grateful that the American people have alternative methods of gathering information. This witch hunt is yet another reason on a gigantic laundry list that explains why Americans’ trust in the media is startlingly low.

This fairy tale is nothing more than #FAKENEWS.