Now two things need to happen to counteract or quiet this social media storm. First, someone should start a meme of things that live under this bikini bridge. We'll start you off. Photoshop that pic of Alexander Skarsgård naked on the toilet onto some girl's pubic bone. And the second thing that needs to happen is the start of a health trend and phrase that's normal. Off the top of our heads, how about the Ear Space? You know, that gap between your ears and your head? So hot right now. And everyone has it! Yes, even those with connected ear lobes have an Ear Space. Put your finger on the skin behind your ears. Doesn't that feel nice? Totally hot.

Or better yet, Ear Space could also signify the fact that you use the space between your ears (that's your brain) to realize that whether you have a bikini bridge or not, you are still beautiful. Now go put on Bruno Mars' "Just the Way You Are" and let's hug it out.