Chapter 1: Spongebob's Clarinet Solo

Spongebob was standing like a stupid fucker and he thought, "I DON'T WANT TO BE SQUARE!"

Spongebob ran out of his Pineapple house and went to Squidwards house.

*bang bang* on the door.

"GO AWAY SPUNGEBOOB!" shouted Squidward while tuning his clarinet.

"YOU WANT ME TO GO AWAY? YOU THINK IM SOME LITTLE BITCH? DIE!" screamed Spongebob as he smashed down Squidwards door.

"What was that? Oh who cares, Spongebob sucks and my clarinet is awesome!" said Squidward as Sponebob ran into his room.

"WHY DON'T I PLAY YOU A LITTLE TUNE ON YUOR CLARINET! I CALL IT: YOUR DEATH!" screams Spongebob as he grabs the clarinet.

"STOP!" screams Squidwards.

Spongebob licks the clarinet and then shoves it into Squidwards mouth. "EAT THIS MOTHER FUCKER!" shouts Spongebob as he shoves it further down his air passage.

Squidwars starts vomiting blood, Spongebob doesn' stop pushing it down.

A few seconds later, Squidward dies. His body drops to the floor with a BANG!

Spongebob grabs one of Squidwards balls and eats it. "YUMMY!" says Spongebob as he exits the house covered in blood.

Over at Patrick's House...

tv: "AND THATS WHY SPONGES ARE FUCKNIG RETARDS!"

"HAHAHAHA SO TRUE!" screams Patrick. He hears a bang.

"OPEN UP PATRICKKKK!" screams Spongebob with rage.

"OK RETARD! hahaha!" says Patrick as a joke.

When the house opens up Spongebob leaps onto Patrick knocking him out.

Patrick wakes up in a chamber full of chains and saws. He spots his parents.

"MUMMY, DADDY WHATS GOING ON?" screams Patrick.

"HELP US!" shouts Patricks parents.

The ground under Patricks parents turns on fire. Patricks parents start running around the room and hitting the walls trying to find a way out of this burning torchure.

Patrick watches as his parents melt away a slow and painful death.

Patrick crys.

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"YOUR TURN!" screams Spongebob laughing his ass off.

Patrick starts to burn. His skins starts to melt. But at the end he survives but with many burns and can die in a few years. He is in a lot of pain.

"You didn't die? Well TIME TO MAKE YOU DIE!" screams Spongebob grabbing his gun.

He shoots 6 bullets into Patricks legs. He is screaming while he lays on the floor paralyzed.

Spongebob then grabs the second ball of Squidward and ties it to a gas granade. He puts it into Patricks mouth.

"Bye Patrick, have fun dying" says Spongebob as he exits the room.

Patirck is scared, not able to move. Crying as he bleeds. The gas granade goes off, gas fills the room.

Patrick chokes. Patrick DIES.

Spongebob continues his journey to kill EVERYONE who thinks he is a retarded fuckboy.

End of Chapter 1...