I see dead ponies...

You mean like this?:On November 15th, Applejack was asked to remove herself from her place of residence. That request came from her husband. Deep down she knew he was right, but she also knew that one day she would return to him. Having nowhere else to go she appeared at the home of her friend Rainbow Dash. Sometime earlier, Dash's husband had thrown her out, requesting that she never return. Can two divorced nares share a house without driving each other crazy?I know Applejack would be Felix and rainbow is definitely Oscar but but who would be Murray the cop?