Are you a deity, ghost, CIA mind-control agent, or alien? Interested in buying your own cult? I have prepackaged cults, with worshipers, ready for you. Just choose your priest, and you're good to go. Your name, depiction, holy books, and rituals are all ready! I can also sell you ancient magic - it was given to me by my Sun God. I accept any form of witchcraft as payment. I will also accept souls as payment, but you must send me the voodoo doll. And, so you know, we have set up a little door just for these. How convenient!