





Or perhaps it was one of these;





OK....just so you know that you aren't the only one on this board with enough years under your belt to remember party line phone systems or any other specific inside knowledge privy only to the elder set, here's a little info;



I was born when there was only 49 states, and a mere 6 months earlier, there had been only 48. Eisenhower was president.



That makes me 60. I bought and sold my first Corvette when I was in my 40's. Certainly not the youngest man to ever buy one, but certainly not the oldest.



But frankly, I don't give a fucking sloppy tinkers cuss whether or not I meet or fucking exceed the stereotype, I LIKE THE FUCKING CAR!!! Nor do I give two fucking shits whether or not you or anyone else approves of my automotive purchasing decisions.



It's fun to drive, I can afford it, and the last two iterations - the last two I have owned - represent an evolution in the model line that are essentially world class sports cars.



What's funny is that the accusation that the types of guy who would buy such a car must have a tiny penis always seem to come from people with an axe to grind. For whatever reason, because I enjoy the car I have bought, I'm assumed to be minimally endowed.



It is a fascinating perspective.



Ask yourself how many on this board would tolerate an oft repeated meme about a specific car being the favorite of gay men, or black women or Asians, yet it is perfectly alright to say REPEATEDLY on DU, that men who drive a Corvette must have a tiny dick.



Fine. I'm hung like a doorbell button, and that's why I bought a Corvette.



OK? Does that clear it up for you and the rest of the......



Fuck it.....You know what you are. I did after all, just fall off this;Or perhaps it was one of these;OK....just so you know that you aren't the only one on this board with enough years under your belt to remember party line phone systems or any other specific inside knowledge privy only to the elder set, here's a little info;I was born when there was only 49 states, and a mere 6 months earlier, there had been only 48. Eisenhower was president.That makes me 60. I bought and sold my first Corvette when I was in my 40's. Certainly not the youngest man to ever buy one, but certainly not the oldest.But frankly, I don't give a fucking sloppy tinkers cuss whether or not I meet or fucking exceed the stereotype, I LIKE THE FUCKING CAR!!! Nor do I give two fucking shits whether or not you or anyone else approves of my automotive purchasing decisions.It's fun to drive, I can afford it, and the last two iterations - the last two I have owned - represent an evolution in the model line that are essentially world class sports cars.What's funny is that the accusation that the types of guy who would buy such a car must have a tiny penis always seem to come from people with an axe to grind. For whatever reason, because I enjoy the car I have bought, I'm assumed to be minimally endowed.It is a fascinating perspective.Ask yourself how many on this board would tolerate an oft repeated meme about a specific car being the favorite of gay men, or black women or Asians, yet it is perfectly alright to say REPEATEDLY on DU, that men who drive a Corvette must have a tiny dick.Fine. I'm hung like a doorbell button, and that's why I bought a Corvette.OK? Does that clear it up for you and the rest of the......Fuck it.....You know what you are.