Anonymous



>Steve goes to the tavern for a drink

>Chats up beautifull elf girl

>Her dad is filthy rich

>She finds Steve funny and attractive

>"I always wanted to try this with a human boy"

>Giggling, she invites him to follow her upstairs

>She falls on the bed, and motions her finger for Steve

>In the middle of taking his pants off, it strucks him

>"Oinkbane, is that you?"

>"I can be anyone for you. Just stab me with you mighty weapon, warrior"

>Steve starts screaming "THIS IS NOT FUNNY, OINKBANE", and slaps her

>Shocked and in tears elf girl runs away

>Steve stands for a few seconds, all red and breathing heavily

>Suddenly bed bursts, revealing oinkbane

>Oh shit, if you are here.. what have I done?

>Steve runs back to apologise

>Girl is sitting in the corner, sobbing

>He taps her on the shoulder

>Skitters screams from behind "NO STEVE, HE DRUGGED ME UP, AND DRESSED IN THIS COSTUME, I JUST WOKE UP"

>Elf girl springs into the air, slaps Steve in the face with a raw fish, and runs away giggling and screaming "TOOO SUUUBTLEEEE"