As I drink my morning tea,

And ponder relativity,

I sip from a witty physics mug,

And feel warmth in the universe's hug.

To top it off, a classic book to read,

My scientific curiosity it will feed.

Although it is with apprehension

That I muse the loss of the 3rd dimension.

No groping creepy childhood stranger,

No red-clad nylon-bearded pervert by the manger.

Reddit spreads a true Christmas feel,

No phantom magic genie, this Santa's f***ing real!