Actor Owen Wilson recently appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about a home poker game in Maui, where he lives, that features some colorful celebrities.

One of the regulars is none other than Woody Harrelson, but Wilson told Jimmy Kimmel that the actor is kind of a pain in the ass to deal with on the felt.

“There’s a lot of arguing, tearing up the cards…Woody can kind of get on my nerves…A lot of times he won’t know the rules to the game or he’ll start lecturing me; I’ll have, like, a slice of pizza and he’s like, ‘Dude, that gluten is gonna kill you’.

“Or even if I have a glass of milk sometimes, which I’ll have just to take the edge off; he was telling me, ‘You know we’re the only animal that drinks another animal’s milk’.

“At first I felt like…‘Wow, that’s a real checkmate argument,’ but then I was, like, thinking, ‘Well, we’re also the only animal that’s loading pot into a bong too…,’ which by the way you shouldn’t do when you’re playing cards in Maui.”

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(h/t Contactmusic.com)