Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: Oh... well... this is your day, sir... um, here, at the White House. And if you need anything just ask me, or any of the staff, and we'll be happy to... pardon...?

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: Well, to be totally honest with you, I'd have to say, yes! I feel very fortunate, and blessed... I have a wonderful wife and two beautiful girls and we all have good health. I was able to stop smoking... I'm probably in the best shape of my entire life... and... beg pardon...?

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: (laughing) Amen! The last three years have been a real education for me... I tried really hard on that whole bipartisan thing, and you're right, looking back, I think I stretched all credible limits... but... you know, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice... um... what's that...?

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: (laughing) True that! And, you know, some sure smell a lot worse than others... but, respectfully, I would ask you to watch the language around Sasha and Malia....

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: ... and... um, could you stop spitting the tobacco juice at Bo? Thanks... By the way, I feel like I ought to ask you about that chair you've got there... You certainly project yourself as a very fit and healthy man at eighty-two, and I can't help but wonder at how....

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: Well I'm very glad that that particular social program has been available for you... that's one thing that Mr Ryan and I have agreed upon is trimming $700 billion of waste, fraud, and abuse... um... your Hoverround being a good example, and... um....

Mr. Eastwood:

President Obama: ... Um, sorry... No, sir... I don't think I want to do that. But, thank you for such a fine example of how to do it with your performance at the RNC....

