Trump tweets like the villain of an 80s movie about high school girls.





"HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!"





Trump's new year's address, delivered via the social network and in all caps, included referring to detractors as "haters", and referenced something called 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' which I can only assume is when his voting base are suddenly overcome with visions of hellfire.

New Year, same president.