There’s a movement to teach everything online.Â I very much expect one day to see driver’s ed taught online.Â This setup is only slightly less farcical than that, but scarily more plausible (in fact, I’m sure it’s currently occurring somewhere).

It’s difficult for me now to remember if Evil Beard has ever been clearly established as the chair of the English Department.Â That’s certainly fact in our heads, but whether it’s a fact fact or not is up for debate.Â Or simply looking through the archives.