For the second time in two weeks, President Trump has put on his wealth adviser hat and suggested to the world that he expectes "today will be a good day in the stock market," adding for for good algo-driven excitement that "the China deal is moving forward ahead of schedule."

And US equity futures jumped...

This surge will ensure that the S&P will open at a new all-time record high.

For good measure, the machines also dumped gold futures back to $1500...

But, as a reminder, the last time Trump promised a good day in stocks, they tumbled...

Trade accordingly.