What's the cheesiest thing you've ever done for a girl?

During college I delivered inter-campus mail at NYU. There was a cute girl at one of the mail stops, and I would always deliver these big envelopes to her stop. One time I wrote my own one addressed to her and inside it said "Would you like to go to lunch with Ken Chen" with a little check box for yes or no. The next day I went there all eager and excited because either we're going to lunch or she'll laugh and hand it to me saying no. Instead she just pretended it never happened and avoided eye contact and the rest of the summer was awkward. I never tried the check box thing again RIP.