Man Makes Bot Watch 1,000 Hours Of ‘The Office’ – The Resulting Script Is Hilarious

The US Office is one of the few programs that went across to the states and actually did the original justice.

To many, the American adaptation is actually better than the original, which is a pretty big deal considering the popularity of Ricky Gervais’ spectacular creation.



Comedian Keaton Patti regularly shares made-up scripts that he says were produced by bots after watching endless hours of a program. We’re not fully convinced a bot does actually produce these scripts, but it doesn’t make them any less funny.

His latest script focuses on the US Office and it could be the best one yet. We’re big fans of Michael Scott’s line: “We sell paper. Paper is the hair of the tree. I just talked to the trees. They said they won’t give us more hair. This is bad. We sell paper.”

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of The Office episodes and then asked it to write a The Office episode of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/RV84VTHYWH — Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) January 22, 2019

Keaton also put his script forward to NBC as an idea for the long-awaited Office reunion that we’re probably never going to get.

It wouldn’t be the worst idea?

Other ‘bot-produced’ scripts from the comedian, include used car commercials…

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of used car commercials and then asked it to write a used car commercial of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/N3x8Uz4fH2 — Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) January 15, 2019

Bible stories…

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of bible stories and then asked it to write a bible story of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/sfO66Bcnpv — Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) January 8, 2019

College recruitment videos…

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of college recruitment videos and then asked it to write a college recruitment video of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/iFqERIgThh — Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) January 3, 2019

And Hallmark Christmas movies…