Well my santa nailed it this time around. She focused on a few points from my profile, one being, "I have a little black cat named Jinx. She's not very social." Two of the three boxes sent were addressed to Jinx C/O FatTonyTCL, which made me really excited. Anyway, my santa took it upon herself to help my cat with her shyness and got her all sorts of loot!

In order of most scary to most fun (according to Jinx):

Crackling Cat Tunnel

Jingly Bell Balls

Jumping Bendy Springs

Tie-Dyed Whimsical Ribbon Wand

Catnip Stuffed Fuzzy Beaver

2oz/56.7g Premium Natural Catnip (The good shit, "the highest potency available")

My wife sprung one of the jumping springs first and Jinx raced across the living room to start playing immediately. When we pulled out the ribbon wand, her attention was quickly moved to the floating, tie dyed whimsy of the ribbon.

Everything stopped when I opened the giant container of Catnip though. Like the fiend she is, she quickly nabbed the freshness seal from the table and promptly rubbed her face all over it. She knows when the premium stuff gets broken out and enjoyed a good nip session.

I tried everything I could short of stuffing her into the tunnel to get her to love it. Currently it has a few grams of catnip inside to lure her in. She will love it and get over her unfounded fear of crackling things (including plastic bags). I'm sure of it.

After our efforts of tunnel lovin' I stuffed her fuzzy beaver (heh) with some nip and she quickly buried her face in it and rolled all over the floor, meowing, licking, and nibbling in delight. I watched with delight.

Her diary tomorrow will probably read something like this:

"I apologize for not filing yesterdays intelligence report, my imprisoners drugged me into incapacitation. They have released several new distractions in attempt to lower my inhibitions and distract me from my duties of observation and repression. Little do they know there are several discreet mobile audible alarm systems included in the drop. I plan to leave them strategically placed in high traffic areas to ensure they cannot vacate the premises without my detection, these will be specifically useful under the cloak of darkness while I sleep. They have also given me some ultralight coils that jump quickly around the area, I haven't discovered their purpose yet but I have positioned several around the premises for quick deployment. Under my delusional state yesterday I recall a floating ribbon of color gyrating and undulating from my imprisoner's fingertips. Unconfirmed as of this report but this may have been a hallucination form the strong drugs I inadvertently ingested. Lastly a mysterious tunnel has appeared onsite, I don't know what sort of trap it is yet. One of them tried to place me inside but I managed to escape this open ended confinement using the SAFE 'Spread All Four Extension' technique we learned in basic training. There is now an impossibly alluring aroma emanating from the inside. I have investigated it from many angles, every time I attempt to enter the equipped alarm system crinkles. I can't risk being caught inside while my imprisoners are nearby. More details of this mysterious tunnel will be logged as I have them.

Codename: Jinx

Addendum: Day 783 of no live food. A miniature beaver appeared with many of the other mysterious items in yesterday's drop. I can only stay so sharp with a stationary miniature but I have done my best to practice hunting and killing. It has a strangely familiar and attractive smell that I can't place. I become exhausted after PT with it."

Jinx wasn't the only one who got some love! I indicated I really like Post-cards, handwritten notes, and the marvel movies. Surprisingly santa was able to hold the cat theme and found some incredible Marvel Super Cats "Catvengers" post cards from Etsy. (I tried to link it but the Jennyparksillus storefont seems to be down). Included with the cards were a couple of nice looking Iron Man pens. There was also a Postcard from Iowa and Washington DC with a great handwritten note from my Santa!

Santa, Thanks for making everyone in my household happy tonight. I do like the gifts and agree they are purrfect.