1. I swear never to forget To never forget what, I'm not sure.

2. To love "Viking" men Uhh, ok.

3. To love everything with rose color I can get behind that one

4. To keep my hair blond, my skirt short, my legs long, and my eyes blue - like radical fighting weapon of the association Wait, what? Radical fighting weapon? Blonde Hair - blue eyes?!?! Is this the international association of blondes or the Hitler youth party

5. To don't strain my mind, so my hair won't get black I must have missed where the association was made here, my fault - don't read enough about health and science I guess.

6. To don't forget my skills from high school and the university Whoo! Keep the education alive, now that's admirable.

7. To love eating apples and drinking fruit juice Ok, so no coffee then?

8. To learn the schedule from the blondes calendar Synch my outlook, got it.

9. To don't forget at least once per day to go shopping and visit my favortie malls Uh, is that on the calendar?

10. To don't decline men with business card "president" Now that's a little stereotypical isn't it?

11. To wear my sunglasses on my forehead, so I don't feel darkness and fear Hmm, but wont that leave weird tan lines on my forehead?

12. I swear never forget You know, for being on the list twice, I'd really like to know what I'm supposed to remember.

13. To tell a lie at least once per day - in the name of the rose color and goodness Now what in the name of rose color am I telling lies for?!

14. To read the holy book of blondes - "Eva" magazine and "Shop" That seems doable, if not slightly suspicious.