The band Train — the musical equivalent of an Amtrak food cart selling nothing but saltine crackers and lukewarm water — want people to know they too listened to Led Zeppelin in high school. In fact, the band Train say their brand of generic soft rock was heavily influenced by the howls of Robert Plant, riffs of Jimmy Page, and bass-slapping of John Paul Jones. You can totally hear it in “Drops of Jupiter”.

Now, the band Train have announced plans for a full covers album of Led Zeppelin II, with the hope of showing the entire world just how talented Led Zeppelin were, and just how awful the band Train are.