Moderately successful gay comedian Adam Friedland was found murdered on Sunday after his fianceé returned to their apartment after a night of getting dicked down by rival comedian Vinny Beedle.

Upon examination of the crime scene, NYPD detectives discovered forensic evidence leading them to Beedle, who confessed to the killing.

“In the course of our interrogation, suspect Vinny Beedle confessed to the murder of Ms. Friedland,” NYPD detective Anthony Gabagool told reporters, intentionally misgendering Friedland. “Mr. Beedle revealed to our officers that he murdered Ms. Friedland because he was, quote, ‘a fake-ass little bitch who couldn’t talk shit to my face yo.’”

A feud between Friedland and Beedle recently broke out during a recording of Friedland’s podcast, Cum Town, which raises awareness for children with severe autism. Friedland hosted the podcast with fellow New York comedians Nick Mullen and Stavros Halkias.

“I just can’t believe he’s gone,” Mr. Halkias said. “Wait, Beedle fucked Dasha? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice dude.”

Mr. Mullen could not be reached for comment. While initially a suspect in the murder, Mullen was soon cleared, he was reportedly 15 hours in to a 48-hour Red Dead Redemption 2 marathon.

Friedland’s fianceé, Dasha [last name unknown], an actress was still shaken by the murder of her cucked fianceé.

“Uhhhhh, it’s so, like, crazy that, like, Vinny killed Adaaaam? Like, because, like, I was just fucking Vinnyyyy? Have you, like, listened to Red Scare?*”

Also, it has been confirmed that Adam Friedland was gay and this reporter fucked Dasha first.

*Editors note: Do not listen to Red Scare.