Donate for the Cryptome archive of files from June 1996 to the present 26 July 2013 Official Spying Do's and Don'ts Do's Don'ts Pretend to be shocked at its extent and longevity Sabotage spying facilities Demand it be reduced to a comfortable amount Stalk, threaten or harm officials, their families, homes, vehicles, workplaces Accept secrecy of "comfortable amount" Preach obsessively about excessive secrecy Trust official spy justification Colbert-mock official spin Be satisfied with least highly classified information Praise disclosure of most highly classified information Condemn and ridicule spying Admit to spying at home, work, online Apologize espionage excessively Schadenfreude spy failure excessively Relish national security and spy reporting, fiction and non-fiction Rage against and engorge media complicity Resign top secret spy job Tell top secrets beyond NDA-protected pension Accept secrecy of national security expenditures Cheat taxation, hide wealth, smear officials, support enemies Fret national security maniacally Advocate anarchy, raise black flag, slit throats