This board is for lolcows whose primary modus operandi is Tumblr, especially those who adhere to severe delusions that defy logic, reason, and science for the purpose of protecting their personal feelings.

Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum. Your life story is shit and nobody cares.

Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum. Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not. Don't white knight. Don't turn threads into an intervention. If you want to help, contact them privately.

Don't turn threads into an intervention. If you want to help, contact them privately. Backup everything! Tumblr is a great shelter for Lolcows because it enables them to delete content and hide very quickly. Deny that ability.

Tumblr is a great shelter for Lolcows because it enables them to delete content and hide very quickly. Deny that ability. Check your privilege every day.

@Meowthkip, @trombonista