2020 has arrived.

The seemingly impossible year is upon us and it's hard to know what sort of wonders and horrors it will bring. Each year balances the date of humanity on its sweep across the infinite vastness of time.

But the one thing that we do know about 2020 with absolutely unerring certainty is that despite the promises, predictions and polls, Hillary Clinton will not be president.

It doesn't matter if earth gets invaded by aliens or giant giraffes, if the singularity arrives taking all conscious life down the event horizon of a unified mind, Hillary Clinton still won't be president.

Indeed there is now nothing so improbable as what was once deemed inevitable, the presidency of one Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Happy 2020