Martin Garrix has announced that he is set to release his first autobiography, LIFE = CRAZY, which will come with free crayons, stickers and include a state of the art pop-up section.

Garrix, best known for having incredibly small big toes, claims the book will cover everything that has happened in his life up until now and include a number of word searches, puzzles and colouring in sections.

“I’m really excited about my book,” Garrix explained earlier. “I’ve always been a big fan of Christmas annuals, I read them all the time, you know what they say, a Christmas annual isn’t just for Christmas, it’s for life, and I’ve always wanted to release my own but because I’m a DJ and not a magazine I’m not really able to so I’ve decided to put out an autobiography instead.”

“It’s going to have all sorts of cool comic book strips about my life in there,” continued the Dutch DJ. “But the best part of all is going to be the cool activities section. Believe me, there’s enough fun and games in this book to keep you busy for months, maybe even the whole year.”

“We’ve got an EDM DJ word search, that is super difficult, tons of join the dots pictures and mazes, a really cool ‘dress me’ section where you’ll be able to change my outfits with stickers and, probably my favourite bit, a pop-up section that’s full of all kind of surprises. If you’re one of my fans, also known as between the ages of eight and twelve, you’re going to really love this book.”

“I’m going to release the book at ADE, just in time for Halloween, so I’ve even got a really spooky section about all of my ghostwriters in there, you better not read that bit without one of your parents accompanying you or you might have nightmares.”

If you would like to pre-order a copy of Garrix’s book, you have two options, either go and ask your mammy and daddy to do it for you or put it on your letter to Father Christmas.