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You damn near spit your donut out when this girl zipped past your patrol car well above the speed limit. Never mind that: she’s completely naked while doing so! You can’t recall a time that you’ve pulled someone over so eagerly. Look, ma’am, I don’t agree with public indecency laws either. But I have to write some kind of citation. What’s that? Yes, I suppose there is something you can do for me instead.

-Secretary Karissa

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