Tomorrow: Bike and Drink Your Way Around Greenlake

Tomorrow marks a Greenlake neighborhood favorite—the 12th Annual Tour de Greenlake, a bike-riding, costume-wearing, booze-guzzling affair that begins at 1:00 p.m. at the Red Hen and ends three bars, several hours, and many drinks later at Tacos Guamas.

From the event's webpage:

You all know the drill: #1) Grab yourself a bike. Any bike will do, but it's more fun if you have it decked out! #2) Wear something fun, crazy, stupid or illegal. (Maybe a see through top for the Ladies?) #3) Start drinking! (You're no fun when you're sober!!) All the bars will have drink specials for us!! Meet at the Red Hen at 1:00pm on Saturday, June 25th and start to warm up by downing a few cold ones! We will leave there at precisely 2pm (or close too, as it sometimes takes awhile to get all the drunks to finish their drinks) to make our way around the lake to St. Andrews!

This event sounds great—except for the see-through top suggestion. Wearing flimsy clothing while drinking and riding is a solidly stupid idea. If I wanted road rash on my soft parts, I'd just take a cheese grater to my nipples and save myself the commute.

Full itinerary here.