Our good friend Amber Nash is spending a lot of her time being awesome on social media lately. In the latest installment she’s holding a Pam Poovey Cosplay contest on Twitter (#iampampoovey) where winner takes home a Comic-Con exclusive Pam dolphin puppet from Archer. Because f— your current plush dolphin.

Contest goes through 9/4 and “Pam’s of all shapes, sizes, races, genders and commitment levels are highly encouraged. Man Pams are hilarious.” Yes, yes they are.

Amber’s full tweets on the subject below, complete with the ideal celebrity cameo participant stone cold lock win. If you need me I’ll be scouring my freezer for the most humpable food in the house.

Because GoodMan Pam is the ultimate Man Pam.