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"Cartoonist Stephan Pastis has been found dead. Which one of the characters is responsible for his death? Solution: Slylock. He hates puns and stabbed Stephen repeatedly." "Stephan's guide to drawing cars. Screw it. I don't know how." "Stephan will receive how many complaints for using the phrase 'screw it' in the last panel? Answer: Oodles" "Find six differences between these panels. Answer: (1) Man in first panel is Catholic. Man in second panel is not. (2) First panel drawn 10 minutes before the second. (3) Dog in first panel is in better mood than dog in second. (4) First panel is above the other. (5) I like the first one more. (6) Other differences."