His Excellency Bashar al – Jaafari had yet another opportunity to throw pearls before swine, as the United Nations Security Council held yet another briefing on “the political and humanitarian situation” in his country. As is the morally repugnant norm, the gaggle of well-coiffed colonialists in suits engaged in anti-Syria propaganda, recycling old lies from Aleppo and Douma and adding some new ones to prevent death by boring repetition.

The two most notorious of the speakers were UN’s Special Representative on Syria, Dalmatian Steffan de Mistura, and Mark Lowcock, UN Under-SG for Humanitarian Affairs & Emergency Relief Coordinator (OCHA). Neither diplomat had the decency to extend condolences to Russia on the martyrdom of 15 of its soldiers. Neither condemned Israel’s bombings of Syria, repeatedly. As usual, these war crimes were normalized and the usual generic idiocy about everybody behaving was burped.

Despite having recently acknowledged that tens of thousands of foreign terrorists are in Idlib, de Mistura ignored this reality and fretted about civilians, “3,000,000 civilians among them 1,000,000 children”.

Lowcock’s former claim of “voices” from Ghouta seems to have made an impression on de Mistura, as he ridiculously claimed that 13,000 women had contacted him from Idlib to similarly ask for help. As women living under foreign terrorist rule there, he did not explain how 13,000 of them managed to freely contact him. As for the women and children bombed in Lattakia, Hama, Tartous on 17 September, not even a fake word of concern was uttered. Nor was there a flicker of mention the 11 civilians recently murdered in Mhardeh, with mortar and missile fire from Ltamenah — the place where terrorists build fake hospitals that “the regime” bombs with chlorinated, flying IEDs.

These boys are not among the “1,000,000 children” who concern de Mistura. Arming children is a war crime. The deadened look on what should be lively faces is the result of menticide, inflicted by the criminal degenerates occupying Idlib, the criminally insane of al-Qaeda for whom the UN demands protection.

The Dalmatian diplomat cheered the agreement of Russia and Turkey for a ‘demilitarized region’ around Idlib, demanding urgency in follow-up imposition of the colonialist UNSCR 2254 (2015), demanding a foreign-made, new constitution to be democratically enforced on the Syrian people, who voted on their new Constitution in 2012. Among the gang of thugs to work on the NATO and allies constitution against Syria is the Syria-less, ISSG. Described in detail in the SyriaNews opus on 2254, Dr. Jaafari recently alluded to this non-Syrian group as filled with state sponsors of terrorism against the SAR.

He shamelessly announced that the “small group” of state sponsors of terror are in full support of the Putin-Erdogan agreement. This “small group”‘s full name is the Small American Group on Syria. This dirty, rotten, previously secret and despicable (of course, Syrian-less) gang includes the P3 terrorists, Saudi and Jordanian terrorists, whose goal is the disintegration of the Syrian Arab Republic. On 22 February, addressing the UN, H.E. Jaafari alluded to this evil gang and stated: “we will not tolerate the plans of the 5 governments that met in Washington last month.”

The Dalmatian barked for almost 20 minutes about the infliction of democracy (again, providing evidence that this ideology belongs in the DSM-R under paraphilias) on the republic, and of the rights of Syrian women. So much hypocrisy and lies squeezed into his remarks. Syrian women have had the right to vote since 7 years after the French occupiers were ejected from the country. Syria’s Vice-President is a woman. President Assad’s chief advisor is a woman. The surgeon who led the first successful corneal transplant is a woman — as was the patient who received that transplant.

Refer back to the vile writing on the building in Idlib, by the takfiri Mistura demands will have a part in an imposed constitution. Refer back, also to women in cages, driven through the streets of Douma, before its liberation.

Somehow, the diplomatic dog, in his yelps for enforced democracy, has forgotten that Ambassador Jaafari has been restricted to a 25mi/40km radius from the UN, since early 2014. Is this the freedom he demands for all of Syria?

De Mistura’s blathering about this colonialist political solution with which to crush Syria, also ignores the various successes of Syria’s Reconciliation processes, of which Dr. Jaafari has reported on several occasions.

Lowcock and Mistura then held a joint press briefing, in which both lied as though receiving bonuses for lying. Lowcock continued calling for money and — while ignoring the devastating effects of the draconian sanctions inflicted on Syrians — continued to seemingly hope for Idlib to become the “biggest loss of life in this century” (ignoring the Saudi genocide against Yemen). Mistura lied when he dismissed the only honest question asked — about Israel’s breach of Syria’s sovereignty; he claimed he had addressed it before the SC. He then lied that he is prepared to go to Idlib. Nobody goes to Idlib. The OPCW was too terrified of human beasts there to send an investigative team to Khan Sheikhoun — instead preferring to accept fake evidence with zero chain of forensic custody. In October 2016, Dalmatian Diplomat offered his body as a human shield, so terrorists could safely leave Aleppo with their weapons and “dignity.” He got massive media coverage over this offer, but none when he was a no-show.

His over-drooling before the SC, while droning on and on about Resolution 2254 might have induced a parapraxis — though more likely colonialist impunity — when he oddly mentioned that “in Syria, the devil is in the details.” This happens to be part of the title on the SyriaNews report on UNSCR 2254.

At this Council briefing, Samantha Power on Captagon, aka Nikki Haley did not sit at her chair as Council President. In her place was another warmongering lover of al-Qaeda in Syria, James Jeffrey. Jeffrey holds the Orwellian title of Special Representative for Syria Engagement. The US does not have an embassy in Syria. Syria does not have an embassy in the US. The US has created an ambassadory position to attempt to coordinate the degradation of the Syrian Arab Republic into another US satrap.

Jeffrey thanked Lowcock, de Mistura and “…Haley for her leadership to support the people of Syria” before expressing his anemic sorrow for the deaths of the Russian soldiers, which he used as a rallying call for fascist Resolution 2254. He then went on a geopolitical Freudian projection rant, barking that “Iran cannot dictate the future for the Syrian people,” turning al-Qaeda demons who behead children, use severed heads as footballs, bake people in bread ovens as victims, while claiming the government which is defending its citizenry from these degenerates as the perpetrators.

We remind Jeffrey that prior to the US-led plot to destroy the SAR, Syria was in the top five of the world’s safest countries. These savages portrayed as victims have been armed and funded by the US (in 2015, the State Department actually held a party in Washington, to celebrate four years of…beheadings, rapes, kidnappings, and massacres.

He also brayed that the US would never aid Syria in reconstruction. Why do UN hyenas continue to say this? President Assad has repeatedly stated that no sponsor of terror against Syria will take part in its reconstruction.

After a long century, the floor was given to Dr. Jaafari.

Note that when the Syrian ambassador began to speak, Jeffrey yanked his simultaneous translation earpiece. Note that when the Syrian ambassador finished, there was a different man in the Council’s president seat. Jeffrey had pulled a Haley.

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As always, His Excellency Bashar al Jaafari was the consummate diplomat; as always, Dr. Jaafari is the ambassador who throws pearls before swine.

— Miri Wood

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