You’ve heard the Chuck Norris jokes going around…. yeah, they are good… But these ones, they are truly the best of the best! Enjoy!

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there is no sign of life.

Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.