OK, I'll admit, this was originally supposed to be for @cobmaximus's contest, but I missed the deadline. The theme was "Deadly Women."

So, now this is my entry for this week's cartoon-off sponsored by @corpsvalues right over here: https://steemit.com/cartoon-off/@corpsvalues/15th-cartoon-off-caption-this-contest-guest-judge-hiddenblade

This is one of the reasons that I don't go to crowded bars...