I’ve shared two personal fantasies on this site, but I must be a policy wonk because they involved a vision of a politician telling a voter to grow up and an imagined interaction between the Governor of Texas and the United Nations.

Not exactly steamy stuff, I realize.

And even when I posted a video about libertarian porn, it involved zero nudity.

So I think I’m being very bold in sharing this libertarian fantasy.

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This morning my friend lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.

On the way home he stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup truck and said in a very sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

He thought a few seconds and asked, “What kinda ammo ya got?”

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Too bad this has never happened to me.

Unfortunately, libertarians usually are the target of jokes, though I admit some of them are very amusing.

For instance, a video portraying Somalia as a libertarian paradise.

Then we have two cartoons, one on libertarian ice fishing and the other showing libertarian lifeguards.

And this image showing 24 types of libertarians.

Last but not least, this montage of how the world views libertarians.