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This is the motion sensing controller from Razer. Their fear sensing model comes out next year.

Use this: because your thumbs have been feeling down from working so many long, thankless hours on the spacebar.

Don't use this: in your math class as an example of radial symmetry. Just because the small genus of freshwater animals from which it gets its name possesses radial symmetry doesn't mean this controller does too. Right? We're actually not totally clear on what radial symmetry even is.

The one feature we wish this product had: a robot hand that could high five you when you do something really awesome in a game so that it could feel like you're not just playing alone in your basement all the time.

Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: using its magnetic motion sensing technology to find all the 1-ups hidden in the trees.

On this product's car is a bumper sticker that reads: "My other car is a pixelated spaceship!"

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