Fake-stuttering to the bewildered child next door about why she can't p-p-p-play with her anymore

Hiking the Manitou Incline which even the fittest people struggle to do, six-pack flexed

The gym wobble

Claiming weed-related language and motor issues

Snuggling up with her coffee enema prep

Fundraising for a mission trip and service dog training

The wheelchair Meetup with an Insta friend at the airport

The goat yoga

Freaking out about her hyperbaric chamber treatments