Look at the pictures of Pikachu on your hard drive:

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And yes, he's naked in all of them.

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And even open Internet Explorer and browse the World Wide Web:

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Two percent of Cracked readers are seeing this from there right now, according to our stats.

Of course, the game isn't really doing any of that stuff -- you can tell because Explorer didn't take five minutes to open. This isn't actually a functional operating system, you dummy; it's just letting you pretend to do those things because you're hopelessly lonely and it pities you. As baffling as this is, it's made even more baffling by the fact that someone also made an NES version of Windows 2000 that adds Solitaire functionality.

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Hey, I wonder what happens if you enter the Konami Code during the intro screen ...

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Probably.

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