Most of the people accessing this page are people I know, and who are by now bored by information they have probably heard a dozen times. That is why I will give out my deepest and most darkest secrets. I am an alien from the planet Xlor 5 and we are ruled by the all mighty ZYBLORG (hail ZYBLORG). I am also a secret agent with the earth government. I bet you thought earth was ruled by separate countries! HA! I started the whole U.F.O cover up. I can travel through time by using my magic haggis. I "morph". I killed JFK. My favourite food is pizza. I dwell in my underground empire plotting to take over the world. I knew the REAL Mork and Mindy(Nanu Nanu). I am immortal and omnipotent. But I digress. So here's my wonderful web page.

Please fill out my form and win!*

What's your name?

What's your E-MAIL address? (IMPORTANT!!)

Where are you from?

Canada Sweden Bolivia Vatican City Canada Norway Andorra Monaco San Marino Malta Liechtenstein Canada Paraguay Chad Canada Antarctica Greenland Angolia The Holy Roman Empire Other

What Province or state?

What City are you from?

How did you find my page? (ie: Lycos, Yahoo)

Are you male or female?

Male

Female

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! (Male)

IT'S NO CONCERN OF YOURS! (Female)

What age are you? Under 15 15 to 17 years 18 19 to 25 25 to 35 35 to 49 50 plus 90 plus I've forgotten

Which of the following interests do you have?

Mystery Science Theatre 3000

Simpsons

M*A*S*H

Aquariums

Fine Scale Modelling

Archery

'Cult' Films

British Comedy

Japanese Animation

All Things Canadian

None of the above. (I'm boring)

other:



Do you like pizza?

Yes! I love it!!

Gross! yuck! hit me with a stick!

Would you rather live in a godless universe in the knowledge that the is no afterlife but a never ending void for an undetermined amount of space in the 55th dimension, or a universe where ignorance is bliss and every thing done is in a never ending loop of events doomed to repeat themselves in a paradoxical sequence of oxymorons?

Yup

Nope

Do you think I'm weird?

Yes, I'd hate to talk to you in a dark alley!

Uhhh, no? I also talk to my sofa.

True or False:

You will answer "false" on this question.

True

False

SKILL TESTING QUESTION 4+6/2-1*5=

Please feel free to babble on for ever:





