Today I’ll be installing Fedora 13 while drinking six bottles of Long Hammer India Pale Ale. I’ll start by saying that I’ve only used Fedora for about an hour before, and I think that was Fedora 9. So yeah. I’m not real familiar with it. Sorry.

First beer. Smells delicious. Smells like outside. Smell like gold and flowers had a baby and named him Long Hammer. Taste is great. It’s got a sort of sweetness to it that I really like. It reminds me of when I was a kid I would run outside and get honey suckle from the yard and suck the sweetness from…oh god I was giving Mother Nature cunnilingus. So..this beer…is like…drinking from Mother Nature’s vagina.

Sorry for that image.

No, I’m not.

Let’s just boot from the disc, eh? After the “Automatic boot in 10..” bit the screen goes black and there is race at the bottom of the screen between a white bar, a blue bar, and a light blue bar. White bar is getting his (or her) ass kicked by blue and light blue. Oh wait! He (or she) is catching up. It totally looks like blue is gonna…what the shit? It was tie? Boo Fedora. Boo. Nobody likes a tie that you can’t wear. Actually it was a pretty cool and simply loading screen. Read the rest of this post »