Time limit: 0 Quiz-summary 0 of 5 questions completed Questions: 1 2 3 4 5 Information Find out which Evangelion character you are! Take our quiz! You have already completed the quiz before. Hence you can not start it again. Quiz is loading... You must sign in or sign up to start the quiz. You have to finish following quiz, to start this quiz: Results Time has elapsed Categories Not categorized 0% Jesus Christ. You thought you’d be someone cool, like Shinji or Rei? Don’t make me laugh. You thought you’d get to settle for being a background character who gets killed by angels? You wish. You’re the toilet. Your only true valuable skill is getting shit on by everyone else. Congratulations. 1 2 3 4 5 Answered Review Question 1 of 5 1 . Question How would you describe your personality? Dark and mysterious

Edgy and confident

loud and powerful

Sad, unoriginal, and boring Correct

At least you’re honest with yourself. You’re still a pathetic son of a bitch, though. Incorrect

lol get real you’re not some deep brooding emotionally unstable edgy motherfucker. You’re some little whimp who jacks off to too much anime porn. be realistic. There’s nothing unique about you. Question 2 of 5 2 . Question What do you think your sync rate would be with an Eva? 45%

62%

0%

100% Correct

There you go. You wouldn’t have a sync rate. You’d hardly be somebody. You will never have a qt redhead secretly in love with you while acting like she hates you. You will never live with a sexy drunk slut. Good at least youre accepting your fate. Incorrect

Oh please. You’d never even be chosen for an Eva. They don’t want the weird, zit-faced, autistic child who runs with his arms behind his back put in charge of a billion dollar piece of goverment hardware. Keep dreaming, weeb. Question 3 of 5 3 . Question Who would you rather have as your love interest? Asuka, Rei, or Misato? Misato

rei

None

Asuka Correct

We’re finally learning, you forever-alone otaku pillow-biter. Incorrect

LOL. Wow I can’t believe you took this one seriously. None of those girls would waste their time with some limp dick otaku such as yourself. You’d be lucky to have a cup and two sponges as a love interest, and I’m not even sure about how willing they’d be. Question 4 of 5 4 . Question Will you get in the fucking robot? yes

no Correct

Like a fat disgusting anime-fapping fuck such as yourself would even fit. Incorrect

Like a fat disgusting anime-fapping fuck such as yourself would even fit. Question 5 of 5 5 . Question Why the fuck are you still taking this quiz? Because I'm Evangelion-loving fan trash

Because my life is so horrible that I need to take this quiz to pretend like I'm an interesting complex character who actually has a life worth living

Because fuck you I just want to have a harem of cute grills Correct

Incorrect

