Extending credit to your customers is not a laughing matter, at least that's what I have been told. But I am pretty doubtful of these accounts, as a marketer, I come up with lame punchlines, word puns, and infamous dad jokes about accounting that tend not to be used and are just thrown away.



Instead of continuing to write-off my humor, I decided to publish it in this post. I am sure they will be well received, maybe not now, but possibly in net 30 or 60 days, people will still be chuckling.

1. What do you call Tom Cruise with a low credit score?

Risky Business



2. Why are receivable accountants never accused of plagiarism?

They always give credit to others.



3. Why do credit managers never receive traffic violations?

They always abide by limits



4. What do accountants call their ex's?

Doubtful Accounts



5. What do you call a customer that pays immediately?

The Termsinator



6. How does a credit manager ruin your birthday party?

By giving you your aging report.



7. Have you heard about the class 10 rapids on the Dinero River?

It has insane cash flow.

Did you laugh? I am sure you did not factor the humor potential in Accounts Receivable. For an even bigger laugh, check out this application.

Create your own user feedback survey