In a video that looks like it was shot on a cracked crack pipe in a steam room, a shirtless Lamar Odom and his shirtless friend rap out some crap while being drunk or high out of their minds. TMZ somehow got a hold of the video (read: Pimp Mama Kris dropped it in Harvey Levin’s slot) that was supposedly taken this month.

Lam Lam slur raps about being on the DL (Note: Either crack burned away the definition of “DL” from his brain or he admitted to liking hard peen) when Khloe Kardashian’s away and making money from their bottle of stank “Unbreakable.” This is a mess, but it still sounds better than Bound 2. I also wouldn’t be surprised if a drunk and topless Bruce Jenner was in the corner of the room bouncing his head.

And this should really be shown to high school students during drug awareness assemblies. They should be taught to stay away from the bad shit known as the Kardashians. This is your brain on Kardashian.