Amazon sells toilet paper with Donald Trump’s tweets, and the internet is amused

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Updated: Aug 05, 2017 12:30 IST

If you can’t go through the day without your morning coffee and reading Donald Trump’s tweets, we have news for you. Amazon is selling toilet paper with the US President’s tweets printed on it.

Toilet Tweets, the retailer, describes the toilet paper as ‘A collection of ten of Donald Trump’s most flushable tweets printed throughout a roll of 2-ply toilet paper. No twitter feed is as deserving of being flushed, it’s tremendous. I’m hearing other toilet papers don’t even have words on them, SAD! This toilet paper has the best words.’

Amazon ran out of the product on Friday but is working on re-stocking it soon.

We sold out this morning, but a new shipment was already on its way to Amazon and should be available in a few days.https://t.co/5nDZPQtO5h pic.twitter.com/9h7wT68Ugp — Toilet Tweets (@ToiletTweeet) August 4, 2017

A single roll is up for $9.99, a little less than the $12.95 that it costs for a role of toilet paper with pictures of Trump’s face.

Tweets on the paper highlight controversial statements that Trump has made:

Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend? — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 19, 2013

“Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?” Trump tweeted in 2014.

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence? — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 4, 2014

Reviewers were quick to jeer at the opportune product listing:

“I was going to order this but was concerned about lack of absorbency and that it may lead to leaks. However it’s highly recommended for nights of excessive pee incidents,” commented LSM.

“Many people told me this was the greatest invention in the history of ever and boy were they right. As the most important person in the world, it is great to see Trump’s Toilet Tweets (TM) getting the recognition they deserve,” wrote another Amazon user.

If this product just won’t cut it for you, Amazon also lists toilet paper with the President’s face and a Donald Trump Toilet Roll Talker to ‘fill your bathroom with Donald Trump’s voice.’