Oregon militia will get 55 gallons of lube for all those dildos

Ammon Bundy talks with the media at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge Headquarters in Burns, Oregon. on January 6, 2016. The small group of armed activists holed up at a remote U.S. federal wildlife refuge have diverted “public attention and scrutiny away from the injustice that the federal government perpetrated” on two men who were sentenced twice for the same crime. less Ammon Bundy talks with the media at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge Headquarters in Burns, Oregon. on January 6, 2016. The small group of armed activists holed up at a remote U.S. federal wildlife refuge ... more Photo: ROB KERR /AFP / Getty Images Photo: ROB KERR /AFP / Getty Images Image 1 of / 15 Caption Close Oregon militia will get 55 gallons of lube for all those dildos 1 / 15 Back to Gallery

The Oregon militia will soon get a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant to go along with all those dildos they've received, courtesy of Cards Against Humanity co-founder Max Temkin.

Temkin tweeted that he purchased the lube on Amazon (They really do have everything, don't they?), and even sprung for expedited shipping. You're welcome, Oregon militia. This is what happens when you start an armed protest at a bird sanctuary, forget food and let the world know that y'all need snacks.

I sent a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant to the Oregon Militia pic.twitter.com/qIKp8Ucl2K — Max Temkin (@MaxTemkin) January 14, 2016

Temkin later tweeted: "I hope nobody shoots me with a gun."

If nothing else, this should add a few more chapters to the homoerotic fan fiction Twitter hashtag #BundyEroticFanFic.