CHARNE Louise reckons her real treasure chest makes her just the busty wench Disney is looking for to join Johnny Depp’s drunken buccaneer Jack Sparrow in the cast of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

The former Dracula’s cabaret performer is ready to sit the jiggle test and rock a corset after the producers of the $250 million blockbuster posted a casting call for “busty wenches” who “MUST” have “natural” D to FF cup bra sized breasts.

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“My agent texted me this week saying ‘random question — are your boobs real and would you consider yourself busty?’,” Ms Louise said.

“They can’t have fake ones because the corset would bust them.”

As per casting calls for previous Pirates films, the bouncier the boobs the better.

The latest casting call, posted on Bud Hopes Casting’s Facebook page, says:

“BUSTY LADIES NEEDED ... Looking for CAUCASIAN ladies 18-50 that are a dress size 8-12 and a rocking a D-FF cup. Natural ONLY (NO IMPLANTS!!) Must have good availability during May. PLEASE send all pics to budhopescasting@gmail.com. FWD to anyone that fits this brief that is interested in paid Background Extras work approx. $23/hr.”

A former contestant on Big Brother and The Voice, Ms Louise said she would definitely apply.

“God, yeah, I could definitely be a busty wench,” she said.

“It would be heaps of fun.”

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A film and TV casting and specialist extras casting agent based on the Gold Coast, Bud Hopes has found actors and extras for roles on locally-filmed big-budget productions including Unbroken, San Andreas, Narnia The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, The Railway Man, The Inbetweeners 2, Parer’s War, Mental, Sanctum and Daybreakers. ​

Disney launched a similar search for women with large, natural breasts in 2010 for the fourth instalment of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, directed by Rob Marshall.

The casting call included a “show and tell” day to make sure talent scouts weren’t caught in a “booby trap”.

Applicants had to jog for judges and pass a Hollywood-style jiggle-your-jugs test. If nothing moved from the waist up, it was a dead giveaway their breasts were fakes.

British actress Keira Knightley, who was 18 when she shot the first Pirates movie, was famously spared a breast exam.

“I am not that well endowed, so they literally painted in my cleavage,” she said in an interview in 2010.

“It took about 45 minutes every day for make-up artists to add shade and volume, and it looked fantastic until it got too hot shooting.”

Bud Hopes Casting and a spokesman for Pirates 5 declined to comment.

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