In what has to be the Least Surprising Restaurant News Ever, Sfuzzi restaurant on McKinney Avenue has confirmed that it is in fact closing this week.

The Uptown spot initially lied through its teeth insisted that reports of its death were exaggerated. But the restaurant admitted on December 30 that the closure was coming, via a sad goodbye letter.

It's a good thing we're not the kind of people to gloat or say, "I told you so!" Because those kinds of people are unbearable. Anyway: Grab your hankies, ladies!

"A goodbye letter (for now)," it begins.