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Man: Hello, Mr. Rat... I understand you're here to interview for an office position. Rat: Yes, sir. Man: How much experience do you have? Rat: Not very much. Man: Then how can I help you? Rat: Well, I was hoping to gain that here in this job. Man: Well, I can't give you a job without experience. Rat: But I can't get experience without a job. Man; Then you can't get a job. Rat: Then I can't get experience! Man: Okay, okay... Calm down. I may have an opening in the mailroom. Would you be interested? Rat: Fine. Man: How much experience do you have? Rat: So I strangled him with his tie.