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Chugging right along with his national slam-dancing tour, Rob Gronkowski brought Gronk-apalooza to New York City over the weekend to meet up with friends.

TMZ caught up with New England's largest go-go dancer, who took the interview as an opportunity to fill everyone in on his conquests.

Gronkowski covered most of the latest in Gronk news, affirming that he did not take that Florida reporter out for Valentine's Day and was only in New York to chill. He also says he's been helping to prepare teammate Chandler Jones for his highly anticipated, never-gonna-happen exhibition fight against his brother, Jon "Bones" Jones.

"I didn't [take the reporter out]," Gronkowski said. "I came here to New York City. ... I spent [Valentine's Day] with Chandler and [pro wrestler] Mojo Rawley."

"Tell Jon 'Bones' Jones I'm looking for him," Jones added.

"Who you got your money on, Gronk?" the reporter asked.

"I got Chandler. I been training him all week," Gronkowski said.

Gronkowski then danced, because the sun was out. He also spiked the reporter's Miami Dolphins hat, which Jones snatched and deemed ripe for destruction.

"Can I see your hat? Spike this s--t," Jones said.

Gronkowski then threw the hat to the pavement, at an appropriate distance from the children.

This has been your biweekly Summer of Gronk update. Please stay tuned for further gyrating and spiking of objects.

Dan is on Twitter, monitoring every moment of this glorious summer.