(My husband has just come in to snuggle with me a little before I fall asleep. I’m making out with him to try to convince him to stay a while longer.)

Husband: “I’m sorry, but I’m not up for more than make-outs.”

Me: *I throw my arms around him* “Then begone with you.”

Husband: “You are adorable! Almost worth not getting back to Diablo 3 for.”