Mike Bloom is a Manhattanite and a podcaster for various shows on Rob Has a Podcast and Post Show Recaps, along with the long-running Survivor Historians podcast. He was voted "Most Likely to Be a Hufflepuff" by every person he's ever met. Mike also once tried to emulate a hip hop dancer in a Wendy's commercial. Twitter: @AMikeBloomType.

Curt Clark is a grown-ass man who podcasts about the stories he sees on the TV. Rumors of a #ClarkCurse are treasonous and ill-advised. Follow Curt on Twitter @curtclark.