The shared wall between two terraced houses is so thin that a local man’s neighbours can hear him not having sex every night.

The neighbours of Rick Chapman, 32, are keenly aware that his bedtime routine never involves any kind of sex.

‘You can hear him shut his bedroom door and then nothing else. It’s eerily quiet. Every single night he just goes to sleep on his own,’ Rick’s neighbours, James and Keighley told us.

It’s so peaceful in Rick’s bedroom at night that his neighbours often use the lack of background noise to meditate together.



‘There are absolutely no sounds coming from his room at all,’ they said.

Rick claims that the lack of sexual activity in his bedroom is from choice. Technically this is accurate, although it’s the choice of all the women in the area.