(22:51:25) (InfamousU): No one responded to regular colors, so: Now is the best time for me to do it for the next ~week. Anyone up for some random (punchbowl or other) adventure, DM'd by yours truly?

(22:51:37) (weeble): Yes!

(22:51:41) (DBCrumpets): I'm in

(22:51:42) sahdee: If it's a quick one, sure

(22:51:43) cdos93: Western Chroma Movement representing

(22:51:49) (InfamousU): All who are intersted, say so in Red colors please

(22:51:54) sahdee: bags the pink

(22:52:06) (weeble): SO

(22:52:11) sahdee: muffin artists unite!

(22:52:12) (DBCrumpets): IM IN

(22:52:15) (InfamousU): (1_sahdee)

(22:52:20) (InfamousU): (2_weebs)

(22:52:24) (InfamousU): (3_DBC)

(22:52:32) cdos93: are you challenging me.... to a DM off?!

(22:52:45) (InfamousU): Cdos, my adventures are much less structured and weird

(22:52:53) (InfamousU): yours are completely different and awesome in their own way

(22:53:04) (InfamousU): you want in, cdoes?

(22:53:04) ChatBot: sahdee is now known as (1_sahdee).

(22:53:15) (3_DBCrumpets): Disclaimer

(22:53:24) cdos93: bring it

(22:53:26) (3_DBCrumpets): these tend to go nuts really quick

(22:53:30) (InfamousU): okey doke

(22:53:31) Red_October: what game infamous?

(22:53:34) (InfamousU): (4_Cdos)

(22:53:44) (InfamousU): something random

(22:53:50) (InfamousU): I will come up with it presently

(22:53:54) Red_October: You being the DM?

(22:54:02) (InfamousU): I am indeed the DM

(22:54:09) ChatBot: cdos93 is now known as (4_cdos).

(22:54:39) (InfamousU): (5_red)?

(22:55:11) (5_Red): I have no idea what I am doing but Ill do it

(22:55:14) (InfamousU): lobby closes and match begins in

(22:55:15) (InfamousU): 10

(22:55:17) (InfamousU): 9

(22:55:19) (1_sahdee): This adventure needs something

(22:55:19) (InfamousU): 8

(22:55:21) (InfamousU): 7

(22:55:22) (InfamousU): 6

(22:55:24) (1_sahdee): special

(22:55:24) (InfamousU): 5

(22:55:26) (InfamousU): 4

(22:55:28) (InfamousU): 3

(22:55:29) (InfamousU): 2

(22:55:31) (InfamousU): 1

(22:55:33) (InfamousU): 0

(22:55:33) (2_Weebs): you're special

(22:55:37) (InfamousU): [Round start]

(22:56:06) (InfamousU): Our story begins with our 5 valiant heroes, lost in the middle of a supermarket. This is a weird supermarket. You can't place just what's weird about it, but it's really weird.

(22:56:47) (InfamousU): You are aware of these locations: Aisle 1 (you are here), Aisle 2, Aisle 3, Aisle 4, Cash Reg., and Bathrooms.

(22:56:47) (5_Red): Can we get something to eat in the Supermarket?

(22:56:53) (InfamousU): SAHDEE TURN

(22:57:06) (1_sahdee): I look around

(22:57:20) (InfamousU): you see some cereals, your friends, and a loose floor tile.

(22:57:30) (2_Weebs): oooh loose floor tile!

(22:57:32) (InfamousU): 2 actions remain!

(22:57:42) (1_sahdee): I examine the floor tile

(22:57:48) (1_sahdee): SPAM PLAY!

(22:58:04) (InfamousU): [For Newbs]: my approximate rules are that you take turns, and for each turn you get 1 minor act, and 2 actions.

(22:58:06) Zwoosh: Imma spectate this

(22:58:43) (InfamousU): Sahdee, you look at the floor tile. It is a yellowed linoleum tile that probably was white once. It has a greying piece of gum stuck onto it, and under it is a stone floor.

(22:58:56) (2_Weebs): lame

(22:58:57) (InfamousU): 1 action left!

(22:59:15) (1_sahdee): hmm, should I bother with this tile?

(22:59:20) (5_Red): Someone eat the gum!

(22:59:21) (InfamousU): nope

(22:59:22) (1_sahdee): You said it was loose

(22:59:24) (InfamousU): don't bother

(22:59:34) (InfamousU): but why trust me. I'm your DM

(22:59:48) (InfamousU): 1 ACTION REMAININININININING

(22:59:58) (1_sahdee): I go to aisle 2

(23:00:07) (InfamousU): you go to aisle 2.

(23:00:11) (InfamousU): WEEBS TURN!

(23:00:24) (2_Weebs): I pick up the loose floor tile

(23:01:16) (InfamousU): You lift the floor tile, and are bitten by a disgruntled insect living under it. It is venomous. just your luck. roll!

(23:01:24) (2_Weebs): eww

(23:01:26) (InfamousU): (1d10)

(23:01:29) (4_cdos): how does the tile respond

(23:01:36) ChatBot: (2_Weebs) rolls 1d10 and gets 5.

(23:01:37) (InfamousU): the tile is normal-ish

(23:01:48) (InfamousU): weebs takes 1 damage!!!!!!!!

(23:01:50) (InfamousU): 1!!1

(23:01:52) (InfamousU): ok

(23:01:53) (2_Weebs): :(

(23:01:56) (InfamousU): you're at 9/10

(23:01:59) (1_sahdee): Run away weebs!

(23:02:03) (InfamousU): 1 action and 1 minor act remain!

(23:02:05) (4_cdos): (3_DBCrumpets) Dingdingding

(23:02:08) (5_Red): WE ARE GOING TO DIE

(23:02:08) Rockdale: Please tell me I'm not the only one who is clueless right now.

(23:02:09) (1_sahdee): The insect is too OP

(23:02:10) (2_Weebs): I squish the bug

(23:02:18) (1_sahdee): eww

(23:02:23) (1_sahdee): bug guts

(23:02:31) (2_Weebs): better than bug bites

(23:02:37) (InfamousU): WEEBS SQUISHES (OR TRIES TO) THE BUGGGG! roll 1 d 10

(23:02:49) (Spamman4587): Rock, I'm there with you

(23:02:50) (1_sahdee): Roll! Roll!

(23:02:51) ChatBot: (2_Weebs) rolls 1d10 and gets 2.

(23:02:54) (2_Weebs): damn

(23:02:58) (InfamousU): lel

(23:03:00) (InfamousU): you're in for it

(23:03:00) (1_sahdee): Nooo!

(23:03:05) (InfamousU): you take another hp

(23:03:06) (3_DBCrumpets): D:

(23:03:11) (5_Red): darn

(23:03:11) (2_Weebs): this is why I hate bugs

(23:03:13) (InfamousU): and you're poisoned

(23:03:17) (InfamousU): lose 1 hp per cycle

(23:03:31) (InfamousU): 1 minor action remaining for Weebs!

(23:03:53) (Spamman4587): BANDAIDS

(23:03:59) (2_Weebs): I look around for the bug spray aisle

(23:04:00) (Spamman4587): If it's a store...bandaids

(23:04:04) (InfamousU): YOU FIND IT!

(23:04:08) (InfamousU): AISLE 4

(23:04:09) (2_Weebs): YAY

(23:04:18) (InfamousU): DBC TURN!!!

(23:04:32) (3_DBCrumpets): I go to the bathroom

(23:04:43) (InfamousU): OK! 1 action and 1 minor act remain

(23:04:45) (1_sahdee): every time ^

(23:04:53) (2_Weebs): tsk thanks for saving me from the bug

(23:05:16) (3_DBCrumpets): I look around the isle to see how my scat has affected the bug

(23:05:23) (2_Weebs): ew

(23:05:25) (InfamousU): you're in a bathroom, not an island

(23:05:30) (InfamousU): not even an aisle

(23:05:34) ChatBot: (TaintedQuail) logs into the Chat.

(23:05:37) (3_DBCrumpets): No

(23:05:46) (InfamousU): hru TQ. we're RP. want in?

(23:05:54) (TaintedQuail): yay colors

(23:05:55) (3_DBCrumpets): I didn't go to the restroom

(23:06:06) (3_DBCrumpets): *walk

(23:06:07) (InfamousU): ???

(23:06:16) (InfamousU): (3_DBCrumpets): I go to the bathroom

(23:06:24) (3_DBCrumpets): Exactly

(23:06:28) (InfamousU): what do you do then?

(23:06:32) (2_Weebs): he pooped

(23:06:40) (1_sahdee): well put

(23:06:47) (3_DBCrumpets): Onto the bug

(23:06:56) (3_DBCrumpets): Super effective

(23:06:56) (1_sahdee): poor bug

(23:06:58) (2_Weebs): YAY

(23:07:05) (InfamousU): ok then

(23:07:11) (InfamousU): you see that the bug has...

(23:07:15) ChatBot: (InfamousU) rolls 1d10 and gets 4.

(23:07:28) (InfamousU): been mildly irritated

(23:07:36) (InfamousU): 1 action remains

(23:07:37) (3_DBCrumpets): Good

(23:07:58) (3_DBCrumpets): I then search for a large weapon

(23:07:58) (TaintedQuail): K. Imma join.

(23:08:05) (InfamousU): (6_TQ)

(23:08:06) (3_DBCrumpets): Bigger is better

(23:08:06) (InfamousU): please

(23:08:27) ChatBot: (6_TO) is now known as (6_TQ).

(23:08:28) (InfamousU): 1 ACT LEFT FOR DBC

(23:08:38) (1_sahdee): Wipe!

(23:08:45) (3_DBCrumpets): NEVAR

(23:08:46) (1_sahdee): Wash hands!

(23:08:54) (Spamman4587): Ewwww

(23:09:01) (3_DBCrumpets): (21:07:58) (3_DBCrumpets): I then search for a large weapon

(23:09:15) (InfamousU): large weppinz

(23:09:16) (3_DBCrumpets): (21:08:06) (3_DBCrumpets): Bigger is better

(23:09:17) (InfamousU): okey doke

(23:09:20) (InfamousU): rolllllllllllll

(23:09:23) (2_Weebs): note to self, don't shake DBC's hands

(23:09:29) (InfamousU): lol

(23:09:31) ChatBot: (3_DBCrumpets) rolls 1d10 and gets 10.

(23:09:36) (3_DBCrumpets): Heh

(23:09:36) (InfamousU): AWWWW YEAHHH

(23:09:52) (5_Red): THE BLESSING OF THE EMPEROR IS ON YOU

(23:09:54) (1_sahdee): I don't trust DBC with a weapon

(23:10:00) (1_sahdee): he killed icy

(23:10:07) Rockdale: :|

(23:10:09) (3_DBCrumpets): Prove it!

(23:10:15) (InfamousU): dbc opens a box of Super Gear Gummy Cereal, and manages to choose the box with a prize inside! Not just any prize, but the grand prize!

(23:10:18) (InfamousU): A bazooka!

(23:10:26) (1_sahdee): WTF!

(23:10:27) (InfamousU): yayyyyy!

(23:10:29) (3_DBCrumpets): Yisss

(23:10:34) (InfamousU): CDOS TURN!

(23:10:34) (2_Weebs): Man, cereal toys are getting better

(23:10:36) (1_sahdee): Cereal was my friend!

(23:10:37) (5_Red): nice

(23:10:40) (4_cdos): I cast detect good on the floor tile [ps TQ New color I had it frst ]

(23:11:05) ChatBot: (InfamousU) rolls 1d2 and gets 1.

(23:11:06) (InfamousU): ouch

(23:11:08) (6_TQ): happy cdos?

(23:11:10) (InfamousU): cdoes has no magics

(23:11:13) (5_Red): Techpriest =/= doctor

(23:11:15) (InfamousU): do somehting else

(23:11:20) (1_sahdee): hehe

(23:11:24) (6_TQ): *

(23:11:43) (6_TQ): who's turn?

(23:11:44) (InfamousU): he's kidding

(23:11:48) (4_cdos): I cast fucks you at chatbot

(23:11:52) (4_cdos): but srsly

(23:11:55) (InfamousU): CDOS TURN, ALL ACTIONS REMAIN

(23:12:05) (InfamousU): you examine tile?

(23:12:07) (InfamousU): you can do that

(23:12:18) (InfamousU): if ya want

(23:12:25) (4_cdos): I examine DBC

(23:12:29) (InfamousU): ok

(23:12:32) (6_TQ): What are the rules?

(23:12:41) (2_Weebs): No rules

(23:12:59) (InfamousU): DBC is wearing an intense expression, and striking heroic poses with his bazooka. He really never learned gun safety.

(23:13:10) (2_Weebs): lol

(23:13:15) (InfamousU): 1 action and 1 minor act remain!

(23:13:17) (6_TQ): He needs me, the gunaster.

(23:13:18) (3_DBCrumpets): Don't mess with me cdos

(23:13:18) (1_sahdee): lol

(23:13:25) (6_TQ): Gunmaster*

(23:13:27) (3_DBCrumpets): i played call of duty once

(23:13:43) Zwoosh: I can't play CoD

(23:13:48) (4_cdos): I attempt to steal the bazooka while avoiding the shit on his hands

(23:13:54) (InfamousU): rolllll!

(23:14:00) (InfamousU): (1 d 10)

(23:14:24) ChatBot: (4_cdos) rolls 1d10 and gets 5.

(23:14:42) (2_Weebs): mediocre

(23:14:43) (InfamousU): You grab the bazooka, and halfway through the motion, DBC sees you.

(23:14:45) (5_Red): we are going to kill each other

(23:15:01) (6_TQ): ...will I survive this game?

(23:15:05) (InfamousU): you manage to get a hold of it, but you are now covered in DBC's shit, and there's a smoking hole in the cereal rack

(23:15:13) (2_Weebs): Ew

(23:15:15) (InfamousU): 1 minor act remains!

(23:15:16) (3_DBCrumpets): Heh

(23:15:37) (4_cdos): I reload the bazooka

(23:15:41) (InfamousU): roll

(23:15:45) (InfamousU): I'm not sure you know how

(23:15:51) (InfamousU): >:-D

(23:15:59) (InfamousU): this could go verrrry badly for you, cdos

(23:16:06) ChatBot: (4_cdos) rolls 1d10 and gets 10.

(23:16:08) (InfamousU): on the other hand, you could reload the bazooka

(23:16:13) (InfamousU): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHAT

(23:16:14) (3_DBCrumpets): "kaboom!"

(23:16:19) (InfamousU): holy shit

(23:16:21) (InfamousU): wow

(23:16:22) (4_cdos): www yeah

(23:16:28) (5_Red): nice

(23:16:38) (3_DBCrumpets): Chat bot why :-(

(23:16:44) (InfamousU): Cdos successfully loads the bazooka, and in the process manages to mod it so it has a 3x clip size!

(23:16:51) (InfamousU): RED TURN!!!!

(23:16:59) (5_Red): Is DB still alive?

(23:17:02) (4_cdos): suck it DB

(23:17:04) (3_DBCrumpets): Yes

(23:17:15) (InfamousU): red, he is

(23:17:23) (InfamousU): you have 2 actions, and 1 minor act

(23:17:27) (1_sahdee): Is cdos still covered in poop?

(23:17:32) (InfamousU): yep

(23:17:33) (3_DBCrumpets): Yes

(23:17:38) (4_cdos): I think I proved I should have the bazooka

(23:17:39) (1_sahdee): ah

(23:17:40) (InfamousU): It doesn't look like he minds though

(23:17:43) (2_Weebs): gross cdos

(23:17:45) (2_Weebs): you nasty

(23:17:53) (3_DBCrumpets): He might enjoy it!

(23:17:58) (1_sahdee): He's been covered in poop before

(23:17:59) (4_cdos): doesn't matter got gun

(23:18:01) (1_sahdee): :P

(23:18:02) (3_DBCrumpets): Don't judge him!

(23:18:03) (2_Weebs): lol

(23:18:07) (InfamousU): Red, go! You can do 2 things, and 1 small thing

(23:18:20) (5_Red): Alright. I am going to grab a giant sausage and beat DB to death, and I will yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW MR> KRABS!

(23:18:33) (3_DBCrumpets): 8o

(23:18:34) (InfamousU): ...find the sausage first

(23:18:36) (4_cdos): (thatswhatshesaid)

(23:18:42) (2_Weebs): HA!

(23:18:43) (InfamousU): there's none within sight

(23:18:53) (5_Red): Ill roll

(23:18:57) (InfamousU): okey doke

(23:18:59) (InfamousU): search!

(23:19:01) ChatBot: (5_Red) rolls 1d6 and gets 3.

(23:19:08) Zwoosh: Can you feel i now Mr.Krabs

(23:19:08) (InfamousU): Red ends up lost.

(23:19:09) (3_DBCrumpets): D10

(23:19:10) (InfamousU): oh boy

(23:19:15) (InfamousU): you are now in secret room

(23:19:16) (InfamousU): !

(23:19:17) (InfamousU): !!!

(23:19:23) (5_Red): wat

(23:19:23) (1_sahdee): wow

(23:19:23) (3_DBCrumpets): Nope

(23:19:26) (InfamousU): 1 action and 1 minor act remain

(23:19:33) (3_DBCrumpets): he rolled d6

(23:19:41) (InfamousU): oh

(23:19:42) (InfamousU): nvm

(23:19:45) (InfamousU): roll d10

(23:19:50) (5_Red): whoops

(23:19:54) (InfamousU): also forget about secrets

(23:19:57) (InfamousU): no secrets here

(23:19:58) ChatBot: (5_Red) rolls 1d10 and gets 10.

(23:20:05) (3_DBCrumpets): Fuck

(23:20:06) (InfamousU): holy fuck guys

(23:20:07) (Spamman4587): Hot damn

(23:20:09) (5_Red): The Emprah has blessed me

(23:20:10) (InfamousU): what's happening

(23:20:24) (5_Red): with giant sausage. No Homo

(23:20:37) (InfamousU): you find a satisfactorily large sausage. it's attached to your crotch at one end.

(23:20:45) (InfamousU): 1 action and 1 minor act remain!

(23:20:47) (2_Weebs): no way

(23:20:49) (6_TQ): lol

(23:20:50) (4_cdos): heh

(23:20:53) (3_DBCrumpets): Delicious

(23:21:14) (5_Red): Beat to death DB. That what he gets for stick sex toys inside my open wounds

(23:21:17) (5_Red): Ill roll a d10

(23:21:25) (InfamousU): *sighs* roll.

(23:21:26) ChatBot: (5_Red) rolls 1d10 and gets 7.

(23:21:32) (InfamousU): welp.

(23:21:38) (1_sahdee): RIP DBC

(23:21:44) (3_DBCrumpets): So

(23:21:48) (InfamousU): your dick is raw and uncomfortable, but DBC takes 4 hp

(23:21:51) (4_cdos): a fine hit !

(23:22:01) (InfamousU): ouch.

(23:22:06) (InfamousU): 1 minor action left

(23:22:17) (4_cdos): more like 4 dp

(23:22:30) (5_Red): Tell DB I am sorry and hug him, saying we are even

(23:23:26) (InfamousU): 1 MINOR ACT REMAINS FOR RED!

(23:23:29) (InfamousU): oh wait

(23:23:31) (InfamousU): was it to say sorry?

(23:23:57) (InfamousU): ok, turn over. you apologized

(23:23:58) (InfamousU): good job

(23:24:02) (3_DBCrumpets): It will if I have anything to do with it

(23:24:03) (5_Red): Yes and to pick DB up and hug him, saying we are all better now. Our friendship is fixed

(23:24:05) (InfamousU): TQ TURN!!!!!

(23:24:25) (6_TQ): Find Heavy MG

(23:24:27) (Spamman4587): I don't have any booze

(23:24:32) (5_Red): That is true

(23:24:50) (6_TQ): I'll roll

(23:24:51) (2_Weebs): :( Spammy. Wish I could share my whiskey with ya

(23:25:01) (Spamman4587): DAT TRENCHCOAT

(23:25:05) (InfamousU): aaaaaaaaaaaaand I gtg. any non players want to take over for me?

(23:25:07) (3_DBCrumpets): Hey whiskey friend!

(23:25:07) ChatBot: (6_TQ) rolls 1d6 and gets 2.

(23:25:09) (4_cdos): (5_Red)you got something on you ...looks like s digested weecorn

(23:25:09) (1_sahdee): Spammy, enjoy the mental scars then

(23:25:11) (InfamousU): like now

(23:25:15) (2_Weebs): TOO SOON

(23:25:19) (InfamousU): sorry guys

(23:25:22) (InfamousU): bru!

(23:25:28) (3_DBCrumpets): Bru

(23:25:28) (1_sahdee): Oh and this is all a dream

(23:25:28) ChatBot: (6_TQ) rolls 1d10 and gets 8.

(23:25:31) (InfamousU): we'll pick it back up later

(23:25:34) (2_Weebs): bru unicorn

(23:25:38) (Spamman4587): bru Mous

(23:25:38) (2_Weebs): lemme know

(23:25:39) (1_sahdee): bru Moo

(23:25:40) (InfamousU): TO BE CONTINUED

(23:25:41) (3_DBCrumpets): Fine :/