In June, we wrote about the Frankenburger, an experiment in which the Village Voice attempted to form a Voltron sandwich from the best bits of many fast food burgers. But the folks behind this video seem to be on the hunt for the most atrocious combination of fast foods — and they just might have succeeded.

Starting with a large cheese pizza, these adventurous eaters layered on the following: Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme, Wendy’s Baconator, A&W onion rings and Teen Burger, McDonald’s Big Mac and McNuggets, Wendy’s fries, KFC Popcorn Chicken.

The end result: 5,210 calories and 286g fat (sorry; no sodium data given for those with high blood pressure).

Maybe you could enjoy this with a 40-ounce of Olde English…