“When the president does it, that means it is not illegal.” — Richard Milhous Nixon

Included in yesterday’s FBI document dump — FBI? More like TGIF! — was evidence that not only did Obama know that Hillary Clinton was using a private email server, he actually communicated with her on it. Using a fake name.

A FAKE NAME.

So, what was his pseudonym? You make the call, Dear Reader. And you’d better be satisfied with the winning answer to this quiz, because for all we know, this is the closest we’ll ever get to learning what it was. Transparency is for Republicans.

Obama used a fake name to send classified material to Hillary Clinton, but we don’t know what it was yet. What’s your guess? — Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 24, 2016

Speaking of that last guy… How great would it be if Obama and Hillary were sexting? If it turns out they’ve been lying this whole time to cover up their forbidden love, this will all be worth it.

No matter where she went, Hillary knew her secret love Barry was just a sext away…

Sorry.