





As you can see in the video above, Jennifer Aniston along with fellow celebrities Aubrey Plaza, Cheryl Cole, Chloe Grace Moretz, Cobie Smulders, Elisha Cuthbert, Kate Moss, Olivia Wilde, and Willa Holland have been caught moonlighting as porn stars.





This groundbreaking discovery was made by my personal mentor, the great Muslim thinker and holy man, Imam Haid D’Salaami during one of his vigorous late night research session into the disgusting depravity of Western women. Of course celebrities living secret lives as porn stars comes as no surprise to us pious Muslims, for any woman who does not spend her days wearing the burka and obeying her husband is a tremendous whore worthy of a lapadation.





Imam Haid D’Salaami has vowed to continue his search to expose even more of these celebrity sex stars, and he has locked himself in his study with just a few rags and a 10 gallon tank of Gatorade to sustain him on this righteous quest. Truly he is a great man that embodies the best Islamic virtues.

