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The residents of a French Quarter sharehouse have all told our reporter this morning that they don’t own a toilet brush, despite there being one right where’d you’d find one.

The four young men living at the Rue de Branlette address all study at the nearby South Betoota Polytechnic College and unsurprisingly told The Advocate that they’re all graduates of the exclusive Whooton School For Boys in Betoota Grove.

Never the less, the most extroverted of the garbage pieces spoke briefly to our reporter after he popped in to buy some marijuana and use the toilets this morning.

Upon arriving in sharehouse’s loo, our reporter discovered their mid-80’s model Caroma looking worse for wear.

“You blokes afraid of the toilet brush or what?” our reporter asked one of them.

“Afraid of the what?” said the one playing Xbox.

“It doesn’t matter.”

Our reporter shrugged and said he’d be back on Thursday to pick up an ounce before Splendour.

More to come.