"This fork is dirty."

-*GASP!*

"But passable. You better change soap."

-B-b-b-but I rub them for hours!

"With silverware polish?"

-Y-yes!

"You haven't cleaned the polish enough."

-But I cleaned them twice!

"That's okay Twilight. I got so used to check them in our dinners by force of habit when I feel bored. I got a nick for finding their defaults."

-*phew* Wait! Does that mean that-

"Weren't you supposed to get Starlight?"

-R-right! I'll.... I'll be right back...



Wonderful work