Steven narrates everything Onion does the entire episode but then worries that he’s actually mind-controlling Onion similar to like he did with the Watermelon Stevens and Lars. Steven panics because he can’t give Onion control of his own body again and inadvertently “commands” Onion to do things through comical slip of tongue. Mischief ensues, perhaps in the style of sleepwalking Olive Oil from Popeye. Steven finds out Onion was just fucking with him the whole time. Star wipe over Beach City on fire.