Alright so i will tell this story here because well. Its easy.

About 3 hours ago i took part in smoking what in the UK is currently a legal drug substitute. You can buy them in any bong shop as a smoking blend and normally come in silver packages with intense names such as "Cobra" or "Scorpion" or in the case of what i took "DooB".

I Have been a long time smoker of weed and i love it to pieces. I took this doob stuff in the absence of weed dispite warnings given to me, which yes is my own fault and i take responcibility for it.

So 3 hours ago i smoked one bowl of the substance named doob and 15 minutes later all i remember is being on the floor of my room shouting help over and over, completely covered in my own vomit. There was vomit by the looks of it inside my desktop, on my speakers and hell even on my laptop charger. Luckily ive had loving and caring housemates that helped direct me towards the bathroom to be ill and drink water. After what felt like days when really it was about 20-30 minutes i partially recovered enough to get a prompt from my friend to throw my clothes out of the house and take a shower which i did on the condition of me being able to go to bed. Shower was had some how, and i am pretty sure my housemate saw my dick which isnt always that cool.

One moment just picking my nose...............Thats not cool finding left over vomit in nose, pleasent.

If you have read this far then please bare with me while i finish this.

After the shower the room was not ready to go to sleep in because there was A LOT of vomit. But after about 40 minutes on the sofa the cleaning was done and i was able to gain control of myself once again.

If you are going to be a hater and read going "well someone cant handle their shit" to be honest ill say it now. Fuck you. Have the bad trip i did and then we will see who can handle their shit. I know its my own doing as i said earlier and i regret that choice.

But now to the point of the entire story.

Not once, not one single time have i EVER had a bad experience with weed, not once. I try one bowl of this so called legal "smoking blend" bullshit and it causes me to have a worrying situation of well the situation you just read about.

I wanted to tell this story for a lot of reasons:

A) Firstly to steer all who are thinking of any weed alternatives, DONT because this story is a good reason not too.

B) If i had this experience with shit that is "legal" then fuck that, GET IT OUT OF THE SHOPS!!! Put something like weed in there!!!!