According to the President of Iceland Guðni Thorlacius Jóhannesson, pineapple must be banned as a pizza topping. He went so far as to state that if he had the power to do so, he would.

This man is supposed to be a representative of the entire nation of Iceland. By assuming such a position and claiming to have the desire to exercise tyrannical actions well beyond his constitutionally granted authority he has disgraced not only the office that he holds but also the entirety of Iceland and its inhabitants.

Such actions must not go unpunished, and for this reason we the people signing this petition demand that the Parliament of Iceland begin the impeachment process of President Guðni Thorlacius Jóhannesson.