It’s been 30 years since Nora Ephron sparked the debate heard round the world: Can men and women be friends? It's the question at the heart of When Harry Met Sally, a movie famous for romance, incredible dialogue, and Meg Ryan faking an orgasm in a Jewish deli.

But to celebrate the movie only for that is to overlook something vastly more iconic: Harry Burns’s looks. Someone, somewhere made Billy Crystal a handsome rom-com lead instead of the funny-looking voice of Mike Wazowski. It wasn’t just the script that made Harry bangable, that made us root for Sally Albright to date this miserable cynic; it was his fashion, and no one can convince me otherwise.

That they took a man with a face for Oscar hosting and turned him into a certified hottie who has his proverbial shit all the way together is a feat worth celebrating. So, in honor of the 30th anniversary of When Harry Met Sally, a.k.a. the Best Film of All Time, I’ve ranked every single outfit that Harry is seen in onscreen. My qualifications include: have watched When Harry Met Sally at least 29 times.

32. This look is awful and I refuse to defend it. The beard looks great, so I’ll let him have exactly one point for that. Otherwise, he looks like Santa’s evil corporate toy-store-owning twin brother in a Lifetime Christmas movie. You have to be thoughtful with maroon. You can’t just put a weird grayish green next to it and hope it works. You look like if Barney the Dinosaur became a tax accountant. Later in this movie, Sally ugly-cries to Harry saying, “I’m difficult!” and that, right there, is the exact energy of maroon.