Because George Lucas believes that absolutely everything should be available with a Star Wars theme, here's a line of glasses from Japanese eyewear manufacturer Aigen. They're available in Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, Stormtrooper, Boba Fett and Darth Vader designs and cost $500 without lenses. For reference, I paid $80 for my last pair of glasses WITH lenses. I broke them though. Now? Now I just squint. "How many fingers am I holding up?" JESUS -- don't sneak up on me like that.

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Thanks to Jake, who doesn't wear glasses but does wear aviator goggles and a scarf sometimes when he's pretending to be a barnstormer.