Have you ever liked someone but not really known anything about them, and you don’t ever see them or talk to them really, so you stalk their shit online and feel really creepy and weird but keep doing it because you have this vague hope that someday they’ll notice and maybe start stalking you back and then talk to you and ask you on a date and then you’ll get married and make (read: adopt) babies and live happily ever after in an enchanted Disney-esque castle far far away?

JK I’m just really lonely and I made a pathetic profile on OKCupid and it honestly is making me feel even lonelier. lol