Imagine with us for a moment: You're at the airport, boarding a discount Southwest Airlines flight to god knows where. You're hoping to get in and out as quickly as possible, even the flight attendant reading the safety instructions seems to be taking too long. Surprise! Now you have to sit through a Lifehouse concert, that band you only sort of remember from that 2000 singalong "Hanging By a Moment" song that might have been released at the turn of the century.

So goes the tale of passengers on a recent fateful flight.