As Twitchy told you, TV Land is yanking “The Dukes of Hazzard” from its lineup because the General Lee is racist or something. Thanks for that, Tolerance Mob!

Dukes of Hazzard successfully purged, plus, republishing the best essay i've written this year: http://t.co/UiKIrtz4yq — TheUltraYachtLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015

@AceofSpadesHQ Manners… Most don't. And yes, it's the sharp edges that should define us. Not some singularity of conformity… — The Angriest Angel (@MichaelHueser) July 1, 2015

my manners end at your shaking eyeballs and balled fists (not you, I mean "you" generally) @MichaelHueser — TheUltraYachtLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015

It’s getting more and more difficult to determine what is and isn’t socially acceptable these days, so maybe it’s time to tweak the whole “coexist” concept and bring it up to speed:

@AceofSpadesHQ For them, "Coexist" means comply… — The Angriest Angel (@MichaelHueser) July 1, 2015

hey that's a good idea — the coexist bumper sticker parodied as "COMPLY" @MichaelHueser — TheUltraYachtLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015

Y’all ready for this?

Made one. RT @AceofSpadesHQ hey that's a good idea — the coexist bumper sticker parodied as "COMPLY" @MichaelHueser pic.twitter.com/TNYJaahCqI — jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015

It doesn’t get any better than that.

Or maybe it does:

Love it. Love. It.

Out-freakin-standing, sir! My satirist tri-corn is off to you! Now, where can I buy one? @exjon https://t.co/LvrJkq7djN — Papa Possum (@papapossum) July 1, 2015

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Update:

Ever the perfectionist, @ExJon continued to try to improve upon his already-glorious work (with some helpful nudging from Ace of Spades, of course):

@exjon for the m, how about the m in msnbc's logo? — TheUltraYachtLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015

@exjon and the L, as the nw quarter of Hillary's L logo? — TheUltraYachtLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) July 1, 2015

@AceofSpadesHQ I don't know how to render that in one color. Without the red/blue contrast it will be hard to recognize. Let me work on it — jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2015

We couldn’t agree more.

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