- ♪ GOIN' DOWN TO SOUTH PARKGONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME ♪ - ♪ DEATH AND SADNESSEVERYWHERE ♪ ♪ LONELINESS AND DEGRADATION - ♪ GOIN' DOWN TO SOUTH PARKGONNA TAKE MY WOES WITH ME ♪ - ♪ NIGHTMARES EVERY NIGHT ♪ POSERS SPOUTING"LET'S GO SHOPPING" ♪ - ♪ HEADING OUT TO SOUTH PARK'CAUSE I CANNOT UNWIND ♪ - ♪ I LIKE SPIDERS,LOSS, AND RAIN! ♪ ♪ I'M ONLY HAPPYWHEN I'M IN PAIN! ♪ - ♪ SO I'M GOIN' DOWNTO SOUTH PARK TO DIE ♪

- SO I CAST MY BODYINTO THE TRAILS OF BLOOD. THE KNIFE PIERCES DEEP,DEEP INTO MY LONELY EYES, SO I CAN SEE THIS BLACK WORLDNO MORE. - WHOA, THAT'S PRETTY HARDCORE. - THAT'S REAL PAIN RIGHT THERE. - THAT'S HOW I FEELWHEN MY MOTHER ABUSES ME. I JUST WANT TO ESCAPESO SHE CAN'T HURT ME ANYMORE. - HENRIETTA, SWEETIE! - SHUT UP, MOM, GO AWAY. - OH, BUT REMEMBER DADDYWANTED TO TALK TO YOU IN THE LIVING ROOM,MY DARK LITTLE PRINCESS. - STOP CALLING ME PRINCESS. I'M NOT A BEAUTY QUEENIN A DISNEY MOVIE. - WE'LL BE WAITINGIN THE LIVING ROOM. - GOD, SHE JUST NEVER STOPS. - OH, GOODNESS,I AM SO NERVOUS. - WHAT?- HAVE A SEAT, HENRIETTA. - OOH, A LITTLE FAMILY CHITCHAT.- SHUT UP, MOM. - HENRIETTA, AS YOU KNOW,YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN CONCERNED ABOUTYOUR BEHAVIOR FOR SOME TIME. - ARE WE REALLYDOING THIS AGAIN? - WE'VE HADA HARD TIME COPING WITH THE DARK THINGSYOU'RE INTO, BUT WE'VE FINALLYHAD SOME COUNSELING. - APPARENTLY WE'RE NOTTHE ONLY PARENTS WHO HAVE A CHILD THAT IS "EMO."- WHAT? - BUT DADDY AND I LOVEOUR LITTLE MUFFIN, EVEN IF SHE'S EMO OR NOT. - I'M NOT A [bleep] EMO. DON'T YOU EVEN KNOWTHE [bleep] DIFF? - DO YOU KNOWHOW YOUR FOUL LANGUAGE BREAKS YOUR MOTHER'S HEART? - LIKE CALLING MOMMY"DEMON JIZZ." - SO, LISTEN, SWEETIE,WE'VE FOUND A CAMP. - NO. - A CAMP WHICH ISFOR TROUBLED KIDS LIKE YOU, AND YOU GET TO WORK OUTSIDEAND LEARN ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY. - I'M NOT GOINGTO ANY [bleep] CAMP. - IT'S FOR TWO WEEKSAND WHEN YOU COME BACK WE CAN TALK ABOUT EARNING BACKSOME OF YOUR PRIVILEGES. - I WON'T COME BACK BECAUSEI'LL BE [bleep] DEAD I'LL WALK OUT OF THAT CAMPANDI'LL WALK THE STREETS UNTIL I PROBABLY GET PICKED UPAND GANGBANGED BY CRIMINALS UNTIL I'M BLEEDINGOUT MY [bleep] EYES. - THEY HAVE A HORSESHOE PIT WHERE YOU CAN CHALLENGETHE OTHER KIDS TO HORSESHOES.

- SHE SAID THAT HER PARENTSCALLED HER AN EMO AND SHE HAD TO GO TOTHIS CAMP FOR TWO WEEKS. - OH, MY GOD,FOR TWO WEEKS? - IS SHE AT THE CAMP NOW?- I DON'T KNOW. SHE TEXTED FROM THE BUSTHEY PUT HER ON THEN SHE SAIDSHE WASN'T EVEN ALLOWED TO HAVE HER CELL PHONEWHERE SHE WAS GOING. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,HER TEXTS WENT DARK. - WHOA.- THAT'S [bleep] CREEPY, MAN. - I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE PARENTSWOULD DO THAT TO THEIR CHILD. - ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU SAY THATYOU WITNESSED YOUR FRIEND BEING ABUSED BY HER PARENTS. - YES.THEY CALLED HER AN EMO. - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?- EMOS SUCK. THEY'RE VILE, SELF-PITYING,DEPRESSED ASSHOLES. - SO WHY DO YOU THINKTHEY CALLED HER THAT? - BECAUSE SHE'S GOTH, AND SOME IGNORANT PEOPLEDON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. - WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? - OH, MY GOD,THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT. - OKAY, DIFFERENT HOW? - THEY'RE--YOU KNOW,ONE IS GOOD, AND--AND EMOS ARE HORRIBLE. THEY'RE--YOU KNOW,THEY'RE POSERS. - EMOS SUCK MY GOTH BALLS. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,THINK OF IT THIS WAY. A GOTH BELIEVES THAT, DEEP DOWN,THE WORLD IS TOTALLY [bleep] UP. BUT AN EMO THINKS THAT,DEEP DOWN, THEY ARE TOTALLY [bleep] UP. - THAT'S NOT MUCHOF A DIFFERENCE. - THAT'S A HUGE [bleep]DIFFERENCE. - OKAY, OKAY, LOOK, EMOS AREMORE PRONE TO SUICIDE. - THIS [bleep] BITCH, MAN. - BUT GOTHS ARE MORE PRONETO BE DEPRESSED THAT SO MANY PEOPLECOMMIT SUICIDE. - GOTH'S DARKNESS IS NIHILISTIC,WHEREAS EMO'S IS CYNICAL. - WAIT, I THOUGHTWE WERE CYNICAL. WH--WHATEVER, IT DOESN'T MATTER.- NO, SEE, YOU'RE NIHILISTIC. - OH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

- HELLO?SOMEBODY LET ME OUT OF HERE. YOU CAN'T TREAT PEOPLELIKE THIS. THIS IS [bleep] RIDICULOUS!WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I'M GONNA GO TO THE [bleep] COPSWHEN I GET OUT OF HERE. [mechanical whirring] - WHAT IF SHE COMES BACK ANDSHE'S ALL PREPPY AND CONFORMIST? - SHE'S ONLY BEEN THERETWO WEEKS. THEY CAN'T HAVECHANGED HER THAT MUCH. CAN THEY HAVE?[bus approaching] - OH, MY GOD. - HEY, GUYS. - WHAT THE HELLHAVE THEY DONE TO YOU? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?THEY COULDN'T DO ANYTHING. THEY CAN'T FIX ME. THEY DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ME. - OH, MY GOD,IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT. THEY MADE HER EMO!

[whistle blowing] HAS SHE SAID ONE WORDTO EITHER ONE OF YOU GUYS? - NOTHING. IT'S LIKE SHE'SA TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON. - SHE WON'T EVEN LOOK AT US. ALL SHE DOES NOW IS HANG OUTWITH THE DOUCHEBAG EMO KIDS. - GOD, P.E. CLASS IS FORSUCH WANNABE POSERS. - I'D RATHER KILL MYSELFTHAN PUT ON GYM SHORTS. - I WISH THERE'D JUST BEAN EARTHQUAKE SO WE COULD ALL DIE. - UGH, HOW CAN SHE HANG OUTWITH THEM? - THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ELSEGOING ON HERE.

[knock at door] - NOT NOW, MOM!I'M SUICIDAL. - IT'S NOT YOUR MOM,IT'S ME. - OH, HEY.[music volume lowers] - WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUAT THAT CAMP? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? JUST THE USUALGROUP THERAPY CRAP. - DON'T TAKE THISTHE WRONG WAY, BUT I THINK THAT PLACETURNED YOU INTO AN EMO. - THAT'S RIDICULOUS.I'M NOT ANYTHING. I DON'T FIT IN ANYWHERE.I'M NOT EMO, OKAY? - THEN WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TOSUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE? [music stops] I WAS THINKING, MAYBE THEY JUSTMADE YOU CONFUSED AT THAT PLACE. MAYBE THEY DIDN'T KNOWWHAT THEY WERE DOING. BUT THEN I STARTED THINKING... MAYBE THAT PLACE TURNED YOUEMO ON PURPOSE. LIKE, MAYBE THEY KNEWWHAT THEY WERE DOING. - YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STOPDIGGING FOR ANSWERS. - WHAT? - THERE'S NO WINNING THISFOR YOU. SOON, THE ENTIRE WORLDWILL BE EMO. IT IS OUR TIME. - NO WAY. - NOBODY UNDERSTANDS US. AND THEY WON'T UNDERSTANDUNTIL IT IS FAR TOO LATE. - OH, MY GOD, NO WAY! - DO NOT FIGHT IT, MICHAEL. IS BEING EMO REALLY ALLTHAT DIFFERENT FROM BEING GOTH? [deep, modulated voice]JOIN US. - NO WAY! NO WAY, NO WAY!

DEATH AND DESPAIR!DEATH AND DESP-- [phone beeps]- HELLO? - IT'S WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT. - WHAT IS, EVERYTHING? - NO, I MEAN HENRIETTA.I CONFRONTED HER, AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE,"I AM EMO, AND EMOS ARE GOINGTO RULE THE WORLD." AND I WAS LIKE, NO WAY! AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH,SOON IT WILL BE TOO LATE." AND I WAS ALL, NO WAY!- NO WAY. - YEAH, SO LISTEN,CALL UP FIRKLE, AND MEET ME AT VILLAGE INN. I'VE GOT TO RUN HOME, BUT I'LLBE THERE IN TEN MINUTES. - MICHAEL? MICHAEL! - CAN'T NOW, MOM,I'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY. - IN THE DINING ROOM, MICHAEL.LET'S GO. HAVE A SEAT, SON. YOUR MOM AND I HAVE DECIDED YOU'RE GOING TO GO AWAYFOR A LITTLE WHILE. - WHAT? - WE'VE BEEN PUT IN TOUCHWITH THIS CAMP FOR TROUBLED KIDSLIKE YOU AND-- - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT? - THIS PLACE GONNA FIX YOU,MAKE YOU NORMAL CHILD! - NO, YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO ME! YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE DOING! YOU [bleep] CONFORMISTS! [gasps] THEY'RE EVIL!

I NEVER THOUGHTTHAT GOTHS WOULD JUST BE SLOWLY REPLACED BY EMOS. - PETE...IF THEY GET ME, IF I GET SENT TO THAT CAMPAND I COME BACK EMO, KILL ME.PROMISE THAT YOU'LL KILL ME. - I PROMISE. - HEY, YOU KIDS NEED TO ORDERSOMETHING OR YOU NEED TO GO. - NOT NOW, LADY,WE'RE REALLY DEPRESSED. - SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?- THIS IS DIFFERENT, OKAY! OUR TWO FRIENDS ARE BEINGBODYSNATCHED BY EMOS! THERE'S ONLY ONE OTHER GROUPWHO UNDERSTANDS EMOS LIKE WE DO. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TEAM UPWITH THE VAMPIRES. - ARE YOU CRAZY?- WHAT CHOICE DO WE HAVE? - THE VAMPIRESARE OUR SWORN ENEMIES. WE BEAT UP THEIR LEADERAND BURNED DOWN THEIR LAIR. DON'T YOU REMEMBER?- YEAH, I REMEMBER. BUT IT MAY BE A SUICIDE MISSION, BUT WE HAVE TO WALK RIGHT INTOTHE MIDDLE OF THE VAMPIRES AND ASK THEM FOR HELP.

- OKAY, LET'S ALL BE SEATED,PLEASE. THIS IS THE NOON MEETINGOF THE VAMP KIDS. I AM MIKE, YOUR LORDAND DARK MASTER, PER SE. all: HAIL MIKE. - OKAY, OUR MAIN ORDEROF BUSINESS IS, OF COURSE, THE HALLOWEEN SOCIAL. WE'RE STILL LOOKINGFOR VOLUNTEERS TO MAKE THE-- [audience snarling] - IT'S THE GOTH KIDS! [all snarling and hissing] - [growls]- UGH, YOU SPIT ON ME, LARRY. UH, HEY, EVERYBODY. UH, I KNOW WE AREN'T ONTHE GREATEST TERMS RIGHT NOW. WE REALIZE WE CALLED YOUALL QUEERMOS AND WE'RE SORRY WE BURNED DOWNTHE HOT TOPIC AT THE MALL. - SORRY. - BUT, UH, WE'VE GOTA BIGGER PROBLEM HERE, AND IT'S ALL OF OUR PROBLEM. - YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVECOMING HERE. - YEAH, SHUT UP, MIKE.LISTEN, OKAY? THERE'S A CAMP THAT KIDS LIKE USARE BEING SENT TO, AND SOMEHOW THIS PLACE ISTAKING KIDS LIKE US AND TURNING THEM EMO. [rapid, indistinct chatter]YEAH. YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN BE ABLETO TELL AT FIRST. IT COULD'VE ALREADY HAPPENED. ONE OF YOU MIGHTALREADY BE TURNED. [indistinct chatter] - OKAY, HOLD UP. HOLD UP! YOU MEAN THAT ONE OF US MIGHTNOT REALLY BE A VAMP KID? - UH, RIGHT.- WELL, WHOEVER YOU IS, YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASSREADY TO RUN, MOTHER[bleep], 'CAUSE YOU A DAMN TRAITOR. AND I'LL BET YOU IT'STHIS LITTLE NIGGA RIGHT HERE.

- ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GOTO THE FALL OUT BOY CONCERT? - I CAN'T, I'M TOO DEPRESSED.I KEEP CUTTING MYSELF. - YEAH, I'M CUTTING MYSELF TO HURT THIS WORTHLESS BODYTHAT I'M IN. [knock at door] - HENRIETTA, I BAKED COOKIESFOR YOUR NEW LITTLE EMO FRIENDS. - NOT NOW, MOM!CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HURTING? I'M SORRY I'MSUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT! SORRY I'M NOT THE PRETTYCHEERLEADER YOU ALWAYS WANTED! - DOES SHE STILL SEEM BETTER? - OH, MUCH BETTER. SHE DIDN'T CALL ME A BITCH, AND SHE ACTUALLY APOLOGIZEDTO ME! - THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. - YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO AFTER US EMOSTAKE OVER THE EARTH? WE SHOULD, UM,PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK, AND WE SHOULD HAVE FALL OUT BOYPLAY AT THE SUPER BOWL. - WE'RE EMOS. WHEN WE RULE THE EARTH,WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE FOOTBALL. - OH, YEAH. - AND YOU SAY SHEJUST SHOWED UP LIKE THIS? - YOU KNOW HENRIETTA. THAT THING IN THEREIS NOT HENRIETTA. - THAT BLONDE EMO IN THEREIS SARAH COLLINS. SHE WAS A VAMP KIDTWO WEEKS AGO! - YOU WANT ME TO GO IN THEREAND WASTE THESE MOTHER[bleep]? I'LL DO IT. - WE CAN'T JUST GO IN THEREAND KICK THEIR ASSES. WE HAVE TO STOP THIS THINGAT ITS SOURCE. - INDEED. IF THERE IS SOME KINDOF BLACK MAGIC AT WORK, CREATING THESE MONSTERS,THEN WE WILL HAVE TO USE OUR MOST POWERFULVAMPIRIC ABILITIES TO STOP IT. - DO YOU MEAN--- YES, MY CHILD OF DARKNESS. WE MUST CALL UPON THE POWERS OF THE VAMP KIDS'MOST SACRED ENTITY, PER SE. ONLY HE CAN HELP USIN THIS DARKEST TIME. THIS CALLS FOR A SUMMONING. [thunder crashing]

THE GODFATHER OFDEATH AND DESPAIR, EDGAR ALLAN POE, YOUR FOLLOWERS IN DARKNESSBEG FOR YOUR HELP. [lightning crashes] WE SUMMON TO THE WORLDOF THE LIVING THE GREAT EDGAR ALLAN POE,KNOWER OF ALL THIS IS MISERY. YOUR CHILDREN NEEDSPECIAL GUIDANCE, PER SE. - THIS IS YOUR PLAN? TRY TO SUMMON EDGAR ALLAN POEBACK FROM THE DEAD? - EDGAR ALLAN POEWAS THE ORIGINAL VAMP KID. - NO, HE WAS THE ORIGINAL GOTH, BUT HE'S BEEN DEADFOR 150 YEARS. - HEY, LOOK, MAN, ALL GENRES OF GOTHIC SUBCULTURESARE DERIVATIVE OF POE'S WORK... MOTHER[bleep]. - LOOK, WE CAME TO YOUFOR HELP, AND ALL YOU'VE DONE SINCE THENIS WASTE OUR TIME. [lightning crashes] [ambient humming] - HOLY SHIT, LOOK! - WHERE AM I?WHAT IS THIS PLACE? - IT'S HIM!IT'S EDGAR ALLAN POE. - WHY HAVE THE LIVINGSUMMONED ME FROM MY REST? - UH, OKAY, OKAY, LISTEN, THERE'S THIS CAMPFOR TROUBLED KIDS, RIGHT? ONLY THEY AREN'T HELPING KIDS, THEY'RE PURPOSELY TURNING THEMINTO EMOS. - EMOS? EW, MY GOD, EMOS ARESUCH WANNABE CONFORMISTS. - YEAH, OH, YES.- RIGHT? - CHILDREN OF DARKNESS,I WOULD HELP YOU, BUT I FEAR I CANNOT BE SEEN WITH A BUNCH OFDOUCHEY VAMP KIDS AND THEIR POSER-ASSPLASTIC FANGS. - THANK YOU!- HEY! - I'M JUST SAYINGIT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT EDGAR ALLAN POEAGREES WITH US. - AGREES WITH WHO? IS THAT RED DYE IN YOUR HAIR OR DID A BLOOD DEMON TAKE A SHITON YOUR HEAD, POSER? - UH-OH, HE GOT YOU THERE,NIGGA. - OKAY, LOOK,WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. YOU HAVE TO HELP USSTOP THE EMOS. - WHY SHOULD I?JUST 'CAUSE YOU SUMMONED ME DOESN'T MEANYOU'RE THE BOSS OF ME. - UH, YEAH, IT KIND OF DOES. - OH, OKAY, MOM. LET'S GOFIGHT THE EMOS, MOM.

- WHAT--WHERE YOU TA-- NO! NO! WHAT THE HELL? OH, MY GOD. [eerie music] GET ME OUT OF HERE! LET ME GO!- SHH. IT'S BEST YOU DON'T UPSET THEM. - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUDOING TO PEOPLE? - NOT ME.I JUST WORK FOR THEM. THEY'RE NOT EVIL, YOU KNOW.THEY'RE JUST MISUNDERSTOOD. ALL I DO IS HELP THE EMOSGET INTO THEIR HUMAN HOST. THEY PROMISED ME,WHEN THEY TAKE OVER EARTH, I CAN HAVE A CABIN ON THE LAKEAND ALL THE STEAK I CAN EAT. - WAIT A MINUTE.EMOS ARE PLANTS? [plants rustling] - SHH, SHH, IT'S OKAY. NOT JUST ANY PLANT.THEY'RE VERY UNIQUE. VERY SPECIAL! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THEM.[rustling subsides] EMO-CLARIS AMERICANUS. WONDERFUL SPECIES, EXCEPT FOR THEIR TENDENCIESOF SELF-MUTILATION AND THE NEED FOR OTHER SPECIESTO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR PAIN. - OH, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.- AAH! [plant rustles]I'M SORRY! SORRY, EMO KING! OH, NO, I WASN'TTALKING TO HIM. I MEAN, I WAS, BUT--YES. YES, I UNDERSTAND. RIGHT AWAY. - NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DON'T WANT TO BE EMO! - YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THEM SOON. [rustling]- WHAT THE-- - IT'S QUICKERIF YOU DON'T FIGHT IT. - NO!NOOO!

- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.ONCE WE FIND OUR FRIEND, WE GOTTA TORCH THE PLACEAND GET OUT. - [coughing] DUDE, EDGAR,CAN YOU NOT SMOKE IN THE CAR? - YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. WHO ELECTED YOUTHE MAYOR OF ME? - PUT IT OUT, EDGAR.IT'S ANNOYING EVERYBODY. - GOD, YOU GUYS ARE SO LAME.AND IF YOU WANT MY HELP, YOU BETTER ALLSTOP CALLING ME EDGAR. - WELL, THAT'S YOUR NAME,ISN'T IT? - THAT'S THE NAMEMY STUPID PARENTS GAVE ME. I LIKE TO BE CALLEDBY MY GOTH NAME, NIGHTPAIN. all: [annoyed]OH, MY GOD. - WHAT? YOU GUYS ARE POSERS! - HEY, JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW, IF ONE OF YOU AIN'TWHO THEY SAY THEY IS, AND WE GET INSIDE THAT BASEAND YOU REVEAL YOU ACTUALLY ONE OF THEMEMO MOTHER[bleep] IN DISGUISE, I WILL GO CRAZY ON YOUR ASS. - IF ONE OF US IS A TRAITOR, IT'S PROBABLYYOUR WANNABE VAMPIRE LEADER. - OH, [bleep] OFF, NIGHTPAIN. - MAKE ME, POSER.

[bird cawing] [mechanical whirring] [plant rustles] - MICHAEL? YOU HERE? - I FEEL LIKEWE'RE BEING WATCHED. [mechanical whirring] - [moaning incoherently] - DUDE, MICHAEL,ARE YOU OKAY? - KICK IT OVER.STOP THE PLANT! OH! OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.EMOS ARE PLANTS, AND THEY'RE INVADINGHUMAN BODIES. - ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNAGET YOU OUT OF HERE, AND THEN WE'RE GONNABURN THIS WHOLE PLACE DOWN. [gun safety clicking] - I'M SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAIDTHAT'S NOT THE PLAN. - YOU DID VERY GOOD. THE EMO PLANTS ARE PLEASEDWITH YOUR DEDICATION. - FIRKLE, ALL THIS TIMEWE THOUGHT YOU WERE GOTH. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN EMO? - DON'T YOU SEEWE CAN'T STOP THEM? WE MIGHT AS WELL JOIN 'EM. [plant rustles] - YES, EMO KING,RIGHT AWAY. THE EMO KING WANTS USTO PROCEED AT ONCE. - UGH, LET US GO,YOU ULTIMATE CONFORMISTS! - DON'T FIGHT IT.IT'S QUICKER THAT WAY. - OH, GOD,I'M STARTING TO FEEL EMO. - WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE THE HELLIS EDGAR ALLAN POE? - HE SAID HE WAS OVER THIS AND WAS GONNA HANG OUTAT THE VILLAGE INN. - WHAT? [muzak playing] - HEY, ARE YOU GONNAORDER ANY FOOD OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA SIT THEREAND DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY? - LEAVE ME ALONE.I JUST WANT COFFEE. - LITTLE PRICK.- BITCH. - POE? EDGAR ALLAN POE,WHERE ARE YOU? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE SUPPOSEDTO BE HELPING US. - I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. I'M DEALING WITH A LOT, AND IJUST HAVE A LOT OF ANXIETY. - LOOK, WE SUMMONED YOUTO HELP US SAVE THE WORLD. - WHAT'S THE POINT? SAVE SOME PEOPLE SOSOME OTHER PEOPLE CAN BE LAME? AND THEN THOSE LAME-OS CAN BELAME TO SOME OTHER POSERS?

[plants rustling]AHH! - JUST LET THE SPORESINSIDE YOU. STOP FIGHTING IT. [rustling continues]- WAIT, LOOK! - OKAY, I'M HERE, POSERS. - NIGHTPAIN!DESTROY THE PLANT LEADER! THE LEADER, OVER THERE! - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? all: SHOOT IT! - REALLY? SHOOT A PLANT? - SHOOT IT! [safety clicks] [gunshot] - WAIT A MINUTE.WHAT IS THIS? THIS SAYS IT WAS BOUGHT AT LOWESHOME AND GARDEN FOR $29.95. - LOWES HOME AND GARDEN? - HEY, THESE ARE JUST PLANTS. - NO, THEY--THEY TALK TO ME. - NO, THEY'RE JUST, LIKE,FICUS PLANTS IN VIBRATING POTS. - BUT-- - LOOKS LIKE IT'S OVER,HAROLD FLANNIGAN! SO WE HAVEJUST ONE QUESTION FOR YOU... ARE YOU SCARED? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?- ARE YOU SCARED? - YES!- THAT'S GOOD! [voice changes]'CAUSE YOU'RE ON YES, I WAS SCARED! [upbeat music playing]- WHAT? [cheers and applause] - LOOK, LOOK AT THE CAMERARIGHT THERE. - OH, MY GOD,ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YOUR WIFE SARAHPUT YOU UP TO THIS. - HA HA, I GOT YOU![laughs] - THIS IS A PRANK? - OH, MAN, THAT'S GOOD.THEY GOT US GOOD. - I TURNED TRAITORFOR NO REASON? - DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? - I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT'S GOING ON. - HOWARD, DID YOU SUSPECT AT ALLTHAT THE GUARDENING JOB AT A CAMP FOR TROUBLED TEAMSWAS A SET UP? - NO, THEY REALLYHAD ME CONVINCED! - AND YOU DIDN'TSUSPECT ANYTHING WHEN WE HAD PLANTS TELL YOU TOTURN GOTHS AND VAMP KIDS INTO EMOS WHEN REALLYTHEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME THING? - [laughs]I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE FIGURED IT OUT.I'M AN IDIOT. [laughs] - TUNE IN AGAIN NEXT WEEK, WHEN WE MAKE A WOMANFROM MILWAUKEE THINK SHE'S WORKINGAT A HAUNTED ABORTION CLINIC.