Shitstars

my lads:

2. Rabbi Rabbi carried my team thru teh offalne. I think if u enable rabbi do what he wants thats when he shjines best.

3. Butterygreg I saw this guy play ursa once in a lobby full of 5ks. Didn’t know this guy was 2k until todayso thats a good sign. High value pick. Dealt with my shit drafts and did NOT abandon mid way through the game

4. Dolly I met dolly in real life so that increases value i think. Dolly is solid cuz i just say random bad calls and he follows and it makes our team strengther. Also doesnt cuz he wont when i make him play pos 5

5. Pool i regret not lettin thjis lad carry us pos 1 but he carried us anyway both games. Pool god recently made a 2k jump in mmr from 1k to 3k so next year expect him to be 5k.

GAME 1

tHEIR BANS:NYX + NECRO: thanks gabe 4 taking these cancerous heroes OUT. wasnt gonn a pick them anyway but it shows gabe has an etiquette, until he pipcked veno first.

Our bnas: BLOODSEEKER + VIPER: Viper is cancer, bloodseeker is cancer that gabe likes

Their pick: Veno- gabe is a mong and made our game hard

Our picks: spirit breaker + Underlord – I wanted pool god to play his signature hero and own. I was thinking of offlaners that builds pipe that rabbi could play and rabbi suggested pitlord but instead of buying pipe he just carried the game.

Their bans: Earth spirit and QOP: Gabe was targeting me but they already saw us pick bara so gabe was just rying to say fuck u. I was gonna p[ick qop but gabe said fuck u.

Our bans: Invoker + Sniper – ferris god is 2 good on invoker. also i had to allay my team’s fear of sniper so thats hero is :put_litter_in_its_place:

Their picks: Timber + Earthshaker – Timber counteers our 2 str hero opener. I didnt think it was a good pick but they did it anyway. Earthshaker pick just made rubick pick better. Even tho ferris echo slams me and i throw my lead

Our picks: Rubick + PL – Potato farmer is a tard is he thinks id pick lich in a shitstar game. Rubick is veru fun hero,how can any1 hate u if u pick them rubick?? This pl pick was very bad but my game plan was for him to run in and burn mana and ill do the damage somehow.

Our ban: Antimage – Even tho we had spirit breaker idk if we could deal with a hero like this. I think they wouldve picked it cuz they ran with safelane alch 4 sum reason.

Their ban: Storm spirit – I also baited this ban cuz my am ban u kno. I cantr play storm 4 SHIT

Their pick: ALchemist – This pick wouldve been scarier if gabe could cs.

Our pick: SKywrath mage – Luke god inspiried me the previous month and I just thought i could kioll 5 birds in 1 stone and own every1.

WINNER – TEAM CHANCE

GAME 2 – RANDOM DRAFT

this game i had fierysnake by my side and he was the mvp 4 real

Their bans: Earth spirit + Abaddon + Skywrath – they r frightened heading into game 2. hehe

Our bans: Necro Pugna Ursa – these heroes r 2 ez to execute and we must have tough gamez

Their pick: ogre – w0w what a fun exciting hero to pick gabe u twat

Our picks: Faceless void and jakiro – flame butterygreg but he did his job on tehis hero. he set up good chronos and bad chronos but the good chronos made us team wip them.

Their picks – Pudge Legion – These r good vs fv. And i hesitiated on my mk pick cuz legion just gonna nuke the wave while i cry and he run in circles aroudn me. Blakkout is a god and deserved better captain tbh.

OOur picks: Brewmaster + MK – I always get excited when i see a good pick and rabbi says he can play it. Watching the replay idk wtf happend bottom lane but rabbi made them all drunk and we won. I pick mk cuz i thought i could win vs gabe and evern tho i had quadruple his last hits in 10 mins i couldnt slay him

Their picks: Undying Meepo – Im not sure bout any of theese picks, also not sure bout this meepos item choices or teh fact he was bottom half of networth most of the game. But looking at it we were baited into focusing him instead of legion so maybe that was gabes plan.

Our pick: Miranda – we just wanted pool god to play roaming again but the game started and pool was not playing mirana and i had to remind him to buy starting items.

Winner: NOT echoleague

Other things

These casters r a threat to society. They force u our of ur team chat to flame u for random shit. I would alt tab and see “hey gabe is getting treebearded lets kill him” so it worked out. btwj fucjk u pojtajo farjmer

stream was 0/10 but my team was pma and friendly lads despite my shotcalling and drafting so they were 10/10. personally i dont think im qualified 4 the shit tier match but im also a 3.5k player so what can i say