Santa's Little Mailman had been keeping in touch with me since early December making sure that I wasn't forgotten for Xmas this year!

"Dear garg, this is Santa's mailman. I'm writing you to tell you that Santa didn't forget you this year, however (due to DHL's shitty overseas shipping options), it might take a little bit longer until you receive your present. So please be patient (I'm sorry for the wait). Sincerely yours, Santa's mailman"

Oh no! Trouble with the sleigh!

"Dear garg, unfortunately, it seems like Santa's worst case has happened and you didn't receive your present in time. Santa's very sorry for the inconvenience and will proceed to punish himself with an iron stick. Nevertheless, I wish you Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/!"

He even remembered my birthday!

"Santa would like to say Happy Birthday as well and hopes that you won't be too disappointed with the gift he got you for Christmas."

And today I got it! And I love it! yayyy! It's absolutely perfect. I'm geeking out at the 'Making Things Talk' book and I've already started reading. And I love the Chocolate Weihnachtsmann. I'm going to use that a display item. Also the Xmas gummy bears! The Newspaper got a bit crumpled but I uncrumpled it and tried to read through it! It is so much better than local newspapers! I'm going to save this too. Ooo and I also enjoyed looking at the stamps on the box! Weee :D

Thanks so much again! You're a brilliant secret santa('s little mailman)!