I am a HAPPY camper right now. After my original SS abandoned me in the cold cold winter of abandonment, I was rematched but not contacted, then without using a throwaway (like a boss), Covercash lets me know that miracles indeed DO occur! And that pelting your 12 year old cousin with oranges and videotaping it is HILARIOUS!

Anyway so i get my package at work and there are stickers all over it that say 'For Rectal Use Only'... thanks.... as if my coworkers didn't find me odd enough. But when I saw the reddit alien I squealed like a 12 year old girl at a Beiber concert.

When I opened it I was greeted by an iPod shuffle! Which is PERFECT because I happened to need one for the gym!! (TY!!) When I went to take out the books I saw inside I was greeted by a shower of buttons! A trollish attempt at making my experience interesting I presume? The buttons were hilarious and I found 3 KenKen books which I LOVE to do!

His note was in reddit format, like a true redditor, which I greatly appreciated and my heart grew three times that day!

THANK YOU covercash! Y U SO AWESOME?

PS - I'm totally going to try to get away with the "FREE FOOD @ Maggiano's" button!.... once I find a Maggiano's lol O.O

PPS - I LOVE MY Username Button!!