Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a terrible movie. Most of the songs are bad (excluding Me Ol Bamboo, that one is okay), and the plot is aggressively mediocre at best, non-existent at worse. All of this could be forgiven if it wasn't also two and a half hours long.



For some reason my two year old son loves it, and so far since the new year our household has notched about eleven Chitty Chitty Bang Bang viewings. That's roughly twenty-eight hours of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. One thousand six-hundred and fifty minutes of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.



I'm starting this petition to have Netflix remove Chitty Chitty Bang Bang from its catalog so it won't be my fault when it doesn't show up anymore as an option. At first I didn't even know why Disney would let Chitty Chitty Bang Bang be an option on Netflix, until I realized Disney doesn't own it. Disney owns everything. Disney owns Flubber. Disney owns Kazaam. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is such a bad movie Disney doesn't want it.



Please sign my petition so Netflix can remove this miserably long, objectively terrible film from their offerings.



Thank you for reading.





