Joel Embiid’s existence is one of the best things to ever happen to the NBA. The constant Twitter and Instagram posts, on-court trash talk, and his incredible basketball abilities have proven that.

Embiid has a new bit now, and it is perfect.

See, he’s tired of people asking him where his level of health is at. It’s old for him. So he now makes up percentages of where his health is, which always have some sort of deeper meaning to them. It’s excellent.

This started last week after the Sixers vs. Lakers game where he erupted for 46 points, 15 rebounds, seven assists, and seven blocks. When he was asked about his conditioning, he said he was at 69 percent. Because of course he did.

Then he was asked again about his conditioning on Jemele Hill and Michael Smith’s SC6. This time he said he was at 81 percent and shouted out Jalen Rose.

Joel Embiid said he’s at 81 PERCENT followed by “shoutout Jalen Rose.” He did it! https://t.co/xM1dO2Fn7r — Matt Carey (@RealMattCarey) November 22, 2017

HAHHAHAHA.

Rose is known for defending Kobe Bryant for most of the game he dropped 81 points in.

Stay perfect, Joel.