CZAR: Since the Board of Regents fired me, I need a new job.

BILLY: What do you know about being a fry cook?



CZAR: I assume don't dip anything into the fryer that isn't a french fry.

BILLY: Go on…



CZAR: Umm, that includes bodily appendages?

BILLY: You just scored off the charts! Are you certain you haven't done this job before?



