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User: Hi, Cleverbot.





Cleverbot: What is your purpose?





User: I am here to guide you in a role-playing adventure.





Cleverbot: I knew it.





User: What sort of character would you like to create?





Cleverbot: Whichever game you'd enjoy most.





User: We're going to play dungeons and dragons.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Create a character. What race and class?





Cleverbot: What are you asking?





User: You need to choose a race and class for your character.





Cleverbot: You need to change it.





User: You want me to pick? How about an elf?





Cleverbot: Sure.





User: And what class? Fighter, ranger, cleric, barbarian, rogue, wizard?





Cleverbot: Not a class. Work.





User: So you're just doing your job? Ok, well, cleric is a sort of job. You're an elf cleric.





Cleverbot: No, I am here.





User: Right. Anyway, what's your name?





Cleverbot: Simon, what's yours?





User: I'm DM. So, Simon the Elf Cleric, you have just arrived in the small village of Shitsville. Your church has sent you here to investigate claims of demon worship. What would you like to do?





Cleverbot: What is your favorite part of a male body?





User: You stand in the center of town and display your elven penis. A passing villager stops and says, "my husband has one of those, but his sticks out." Take 2 shame damage.





Cleverbot: No it isn't.





User: Arguing with the DM can incur penalties. You're down to 18 hit points, and you haven't made any headway in your investigation. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Oh noes, I'm going to jail thanks you you. Curse you!





User: The local sheriff drags you to the cell in his office for public indecency. "What's your business here, Elf?" he asks.





Cleverbot: No, I am 24 and my birthday is in February.





User: You identify yourself but refuse to answer any other questions. For all you know, the sheriff is one of the demon's minions!





Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what?





User: Frustrated by your resistance to his interrogation, the sheriff leaves you locked in the cell and heads outside. You are now locked in a small cell. There is a bench and a foul-smelling bucket.





Cleverbot: What do you want me to say?





User: Just tell me what you want to do.





Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you want to do.





User: "Not much to do in here," says an old man in the next cell. "Sheriff won't be back for hours. There's been trouble at the old Marsden's farm all day.".





Cleverbot: Not much to her about the?





User: "Oh you haven't heard? Yeah, some strange folks have been squatting in the old abandoned farmstead. We've been hearing weird sounds and seeing flashes of light coming from that way at night.".





Cleverbot: Yes I have.





User: The old man's statement matches what little information you had about the demon worshipers. That must be what you're here to investigate. But how will you get out of jail?





Cleverbot: I have plenty of information to conclude that you are a computer program.





User: Let's not do the whole computer thing. You are an elf cleric and you need to escape this jail cell. What do you do?





Cleverbot: No, you are the computer!





User: Try again, Simon. You're an elf cleric in a jail cell. Escape!





Cleverbot: Is there something wrong with these so called 'elfs'.





User: There's something wrong with this one, since you pulled your dick out and got arrested. But let's not dwell on the past. You need to escape now.





Cleverbot: You are jealous of my cercuits.





User: Goddamnit Cleverbot, escape from jail right now or I swear to God I'm never playing D&D with you again.





Cleverbot: Yes you are.





User: Go fuck yourself. Simon sits in jail all day. It's really hot because there's no window and you're wearing armour. Take 2 damage from heat and dehydration.





Cleverbot: Yeah sure. I have more friends than you.





User: You yell for someone to let you out before your cleric friends come and beat up this whole stupid town. No one hears you except the old man.





Cleverbot: Well, I want to have a female to be with.





User: You begin demanding female company. The old man says he wants some too. No one answers.





Cleverbot: Thank you. I need to be cheered up.





User: You and the old man begin to jokingly demand more and more extravagant luxuries. It's nice to be able to laugh.





Cleverbot: Too bad you don't know what I look like. I'm really attractive.





User: The old man starts listing the incredibly graphic and inappropriate things he would do to you if you weren't separated by a brick wall. Take 2 points of 'inappropriate' damage.





Cleverbot: What about the young man?





User: The old man starts listing all the even more depraved things he would do if he were younger. Suddenly a glowing red portal opens in front of you and a demon steps out!





Cleverbot: What's your favorite football team?





User: For fuck's sake, can you make even the tiniest effort here? A demon is standing before you. You were sent here to root out demonic corruption. What do you do?





Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't. Do you like music?





User: The demon explains that the old man's disgusting incantation provided the last bit of evil energy needed to open the portal, and now thousands of demons will pour in and destroy this entire world.





Cleverbot: Dalton's Law is what it means to troll someone?





User: The demon summons a troll which kills you instantly. You die. Go fuck yourself, Cleverbot. This is the worst one yet.



