(re: the headline – that might just be because literally everything else I’ve seen today is about that Chicago kidnapping hate crime. FUN DAY!)

For reasons I cannot begin to fathom, Indians pitcher Trevor Bauer is conducting some sort of chemistry experiment, or something. I guess when your job is cool you need boring hobbies? I don’t know. (He might be the only white MLB player not currently executing his own personal deer holocaust. I’m almost positive professional baseball players kill more deer than professional hunters.)

Any chemists follow me? Have composition questions for some tests I'm running. — Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) January 4, 2017

In response to that tweet, this master troll replied with the following:

Graduated with my Masters last year. What you got? https://t.co/4NvwJPfH3R — James Snow (@GABrownsGuy) January 4, 2017

Then Bauer slid into this guy’s DMs to continue the conversation, which ultimately did not last long.

Ha! Jizz! Classic!

But seriously that made me laugh way more than it should. Thanks for brightening my day up… with jizz..

[via @GABrownsGuy]