This week, the Wrong Boys embark on a quest to map the territory of maps. They gaze at the American Political Landscape, stop off at the Free Market of Ideas, and glimpse a Wiki Site that collects all arguments.

They end up stranded in Neil Degrasse Tyson’s Rationalia, where Shawn gets weirdly defensive, and then, weighted down by too many bits, he and Aaron have to eat each other to survive.