H/T Crystal Gayle, “Don’t it make my brown eyes blue”

Don’t You Turn My Red States Blue

I don’t know when I’ve been so blue

Ever since I joined with you

You think you’re so new

But don’t you turn my red states blue

You were too dumb to go on

Made me cringe all night long

Now I’m really screwed

And now you’ve turned my red states blue

Told Joe “you betcha”, told lotsa lies

Gave them no reasons, just gave alibis

Said I’m a mav’rick but can’t tell them why

So incoherent, oh just say goodbye

The press was “mean” to treat you bad

I Didn’t know how little you had

But honey now I do

And don’t it make my red states

Don’t it make my red states

Don’t it make my red states blue