BC voters head to the polls on May 9th. Here are some of the major policies for the three largest parties:

Education: Buy hardhats for teachers willing to do photo opsTransportation: Build a giant bridge that connects all the other bridgesEnvironment: There should definitely be an environmentMarijuana Legalization: Keep pot illegal, tax fentanyl overdosesHousing: Incorporate the homeless

Healthcare: Having a PhD now makes you a “real” doctorAffordable Child Care: Build Raffi a stadiumThe Economy: There should definitely be an economySecurity: A 2m restraining order on Christy Clark to prevent her from touching John Horgan during debatesHousing: Unionize the homeless

Transportation: Make bike lanes BC’s official spirit animalEnvironment: Establish carbonite tax to reduce bounty hunter emissionsSecurity: There should definitely be a securityIndigenous Affairs: Acknowledge BC sits on unceded land before every event you hold anywayHousing: Compost the homeless