My Santa was awesome this year!

Last week I got the email that my gift had shipped. I was amazed. It was so fast. My Santa had his/her shit together. And I liked it.

Then, the next day I see 2 MORE packages on their way. Aww yiss.

First, I received a nice box with a Grow Your Own Finn (Adventure Time) and How to Tell if Your Cat is Trying to Kill You - a very informative and hilarious book by The Oatmeal dude.

All of the AT stuff is pretty cool, I had seen a lot of in the stores recently. As I looked over the foil package wrapper I noticed it said 'Makes Him Grow Up to 500X Original Size' WHOA. Wait. I put Finn in my hand and did the math.

He is roughly 2" tall by 1" wide. TIMES 500???? My Finn will get 1,000" tall? That's like over 80 feet tall. Um... Oh God. My house can not support an 80 foot tall Finn. I mean, as sweet as that would be. But, alas, it was only a typo. They meant 500%. So, my fin is currently taking a bath in a Pyrex dish on my kitchen counter. He looks very content.

Yesterday I got the last 2 packages. One contained a bottle of Sriracha. YUM. And the other was a pair of ultra-plush fleece sleepy pants. I pretty much stripped down in the kitchen and put them on as soon as I got them out of the package. They are super cozy and warm, and they fit great. Unfortunately because I had them on when I was snapping pics...I forgot to get a picture of them on. Will do tonight (hopefully).

All-in-all, GREAT JOB, Santa!