UK team officials were thrilled to unveil the new $45 million practice facility over the weekend, optimistic it just might be enough to get the football team on the SEC Network five years from now. The University’s leadership and donor base are firm believers in the old adage practice makes perfect, however many fans are simply hoping that practice will make them at least .500.

Although the team isn’t expected to be ranked in the Top 10 of the polls anytime soon, the new building is said to easily be the 9th or 10th best practice facility in the SEC. Commonwealth Stadium, however, is still ranked as the best practice facility for all the other teams in the SEC. In fact, some leftover funds were used to add extra cameras into the stadium so other teams could get better angles on their future highlight reels. “And no other team can say that,” bragged UK President Eli Capilouto.

The new practice facility has “state of the art” everything, fully allowing players to prepare for 7-9 losses this upcoming fall. While the structure boasts juice bars, a barbershop and film room screens large enough to show all the ways in which other teams will beat them, the players were disappointed to learn that the new facility didn’t have HBO.

“You’d just think with them spending $45 million on a place for us to hangout and stuff, that we’d have HBO or even Netflix,” a guy in a Jeff Badet jersey told us off the record. “It’s pretty annoying trying to watch ‘Stranger Things’ on the iPad they have here, when the only app on it is something called playbook.”

While many felt like the team foolishly spent the money on practice instead of simply paying the best recruits across the country, others felt like $45 million was a lot to spend on the football team considering the math department still uses an abacus. AD Mitch Barnhart, however, called the finished project a “huge success” and said he was especially pleased that the facility included a $44 million wing for him to live in.