So a few weeks ago I posted a picture of a urinal that had graffitied “What a Beautiful Penis!” on it. My secret santa saw this, realized immediately my undying desire to see more beautiful penises, and sent me 3 incredibly gay male on male porno dvds!

It’s perfect! Who could ask for a better gift? 3 amazing titles, all fan favorites! There is of course ‘Getting Boned’, a twink fest with hot young studs- ‘Bustin Buttholes’, a dvd for those who love thick rear ends- and the timeless classic ‘Meat Men’, filled with enough bears and balls to keep me happy for months!

As an added bonus, Pumpkin Masters pumpkin carving kit, a skull goblet, and at least 5 pounds of candy.

Thanks for the major LOLs!