Here’s part of a press release describing Square Enix’s proposed take over bid for Tecmo. As news goes this is about as interesting as, well as the last thing Gordon Brown said – and we all remember what that was.

What is interesting is what the new name of the company will be. Oh, sure it’s easy to say Square Enix Tecmo, doofus. But, come on we’ve had the fairly imaginative Squeenix bandied about it before, so what’s a good and funny new name assuming Tecmo is taken over?

Answers in the comments below, and if nofi’s got anything good lying around TSA Towers there will be a prize for the best name – although you’ll have to be UK-based to receive that.

Go on then, get to it.

SQUARE ENIX PROPOSES FRIENDLY TOB TO TECMO, LTD.

London, (29th August 2008 ) – SQUARE ENIX CO., LTD. (the “Company”) announced today that the Company submitted to the board of directors of TECMO, LTD. (Securities Code: 9650, 1st Section of the TSE, “TECMO”) a proposal for basic conditions of acquisition of shares of common stock issued by TECMO (the “TECMO Shares”) through a friendly take over bit (the “TOB”) (the “Proposal”) in order to obtain consent to the TOB by the board of directors of TECMO.

The Proposal was made in order to acquire the TECMO Shares through the TOB, and is subject to obtaining consent by the board of directors of TECMO no later than September 4, 2008. Therefore, please be advised that the Company will NOT acquire the TECMO Shares through the TOB as planned in the Proposal in case that the Company receives no response from TECMO or fails to obtain consent by the board of directors of TECMO to the TOB, by the date. This Notice shall not be construed as solicitation for sales and/or purchase of the TECMO Shares.