Citing rising health care costs as motivation for the new plan, the Trump Administration unveils a new health care solution that provides every American with their own first aid kit.

The kit, which will be delivered by mail, will include health care essentials such as bandaids, anti-bacterial wipes and tweezers. In addition to the first aid essentials, the Trump Administration has alluded that the box may be expanded to include Flintstone Vitamins.

Republicans boast that the plan will save billions as it phases out the need for Medicaid and motivates citizens to take personal responsibility for any healthcare needs outside of those provided in the kit.