Saying that Dayton basketball player Sam Miller had himself a night on Sunday would be perhaps the biggest understatement in the history of, well history itself. Miller, a 6’9, 240 pound junior from Arlington, Virginia, started his infamous night off by smashing every glass off the bar at Caddy’s Tap House in Dayton, Ohio after the bartender refused to serve him any more drinks. He immediately followed up the charade by assaulting said bartender, resulting in the police being called to then drag Miller out of the bar and into a squad car to jail. The bartender said he refused to serve Miller after he appeared to be ‘black-out drunk” and “facing alcohol-poisoning.” All of this on its own would be a pretty fun story to begin with, but it got so, so much better. Once in jail, Miller proceeded to somehow take his pants off, piss all over the floor, slap his cellmate right on the kisser, and get his ass beat by said cellmate so bad that he needed to be taken to the hospital:

VIDEO: What happened in Dayton Flyer Sam Miller's jail cell? https://t.co/JFwdcIWwvJ pic.twitter.com/zX8ExDvrYO — Will Garbe (@WGarbeWHIO) August 1, 2017

Miller has only averaged about 4.5 points a game in his college career so far, and nothing spurns a comeback story more than playing through adversity. While most of this adversity is usually stuff like a tragic loss or a life-altering disease, going on an alcohol/fists/piss fueled tornado type of rampage is a whole other level of adversity that I’m sure Miller is going to use to his advantage come next season.