You know Wayne Brady as an actor and comedian who’s been cracking up people on shows like Who’s Line Is It Anyway? for years. Or you might know him for his legendary guest appearance on Chappelle’s Show.

Brady, who currently hosts the rebooted Let’s Make a Deal on CBS, sat down with For the Win at Gladstone’s Restaurant in Malibu to talk about the NFL, his fear of the Seahawks defense, and his picks for this week’s games.

If you were to do improv with anyone in the NFL, who would it be?

I’d have to go with Peyton [Manning.] Peyton looks like he has a really great sense of humor. Peyton always looks like the kid who’s like [makes goofy laughing noises]. That’s what looks like is coming out of Peyton Manning’s mouth. Not that I think he’s unintelligent, because I think he’s a really great tactician and very smart, but he’s just got that sense about him that’s like [more goofy laughing noises] duh huh I’m Peyton Manning. So I like that about him.

We’d make a great improv comedy duo. I’d handle the singing and the musical comedy, he’d do the beatboxing. We’d be a good team.

Would you rather be at the bottom of an NFL dogpile or be tackled by the Seattle Seahawks defense?

I’d rather be at the bottom of the dogpile, because there, at least there’s a chance. With the Seattle defense, if I were there, I think they would…what’s the word you Americans use? Kill you. I think that they’d kill you. I think I would be killed. And I don’t like that. I like breathing.

If you were to make up an award to give to Tom Brady, what would it be?

Hi folks, I’m Tom Brady, and I’d like to accept this award for Still Being In the Game. I’ve seen a lot of playing time. I mean, a lot of playing time. I’m old.

How about Eli Manning?

This is for the “I’m Here Too” award. Sometimes people forget. I’m here too. Eli Manning. There are two of us. Actually, there are three. There’s a third brother, he plays too. But there are two of us. I’m here. I’m in commercials. I’m funny. Mom! I’m HERE!

Rank the Bradys in terms of popularity: Tom, Marcia, Wayne and James.

Marcia Brady at number 1, because everyone at various ages, doesn’t matter young or old, they know The Brady Bunch. Then, I have to say Tom Brady, because sadly more people in this country know about football than about gun control, or even about [James Brady] being shot by [John] Hinckley. Then I’d have to say me, because sadly in this country people know more about improv shows and their favorite actors and comedians and singers on TV than they know about gun reform and the people who got certain laws passed. Lastly, James Brady, god rest his soul.

Imagine you’re a head coach and your team is down 49-0 at halftime. What’s your speech?

Alright team, huddle. I’m not going to lie to you. We’re down seven touchdowns. We scored five of those touchdowns on ourselves. I’m not going to lie to you: I hate you all. The reason I’m not going to lie to you is because I care for you all, but I’m taking care of myself and my family.

Which is why I’m quitting.

I’ve already got three job offers on the East Coast with much better teams. They kicked our asses last week and the month before. I gave them my resume as the game was happening. I’m doing what I need to do to make sure my dynasty goes on and my kids can go to the best private schools.

You? You’re probably going to have brain damage. Probably a few of you already do. You might not have any money at the end of the season. But I will be wealthy, and I want you to know that I just bought a Tesla.

So go out there, lose like you’re supposed to, while I sneak out the back and avoid all the people who are pissed that you suck so hard.