Well this is it folks. This is the whitest the internet is ever going to be. Whiter than LOLcats. Whiter than Homeland recaps. Whiter than whole milk mixed with Elmer’s glue. This will be the most white blog in the history of internet posts.

On a more heartfelt note, I’ve never felt so much support in my entire life. Team Jeans and Sneakers really rallied behind the cause. The best part is those three nancy boys Feitelberg, Big Cat and Kmarko tried to hard to bust my balls thinking all of Stoolie nation would be behind them. Ever since #Clancying took the wold by storm and they realized that anyone who’s just a normal guy dresses like this, we haven’t heard a word from them. The fact that they expected most Stoolies to be the skinny jeans, raw denim, cuffed-at-the-bottom-with-fancy-shoes type of guys just blows my mind. Like do you guys even know the website you write for?? Common Man you sallies. Go have a gasoline fight with all the other pretty boys. The real mean are wearing Asics, white ankle socks, and wide cut Wranglers.

Let the whiteness commence!

#Clancying with Francesa