"I have a question for the grown-ups of America… Are you out of your minds? Are you expecting me to enforce the Constitution? I've never even read it," Arnett read. "I was absent from school that day. You want me as Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces? What if somebody attacked the United States? Would you really want me in charge? America must be in really bad shape if you elected me president. You better get it together and find some really qualified people to run this country, or we'll all be in big trouble."