JOHN: HEY DOUGLAS

DOUGLAS: HEY JOHN

JOHN: SO I GUESS THIS IS IT, EH?

DOUGLAS: YEAH JOHN, END OF THE LINE

JOHN: I'M SCARED

DOUGLAS: IT'S GONNA BE OKAY

JOHN: DOUGLAS.. THAT NIGHT.. THAT WE--

DOUGLAS: I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

JOHN: BUT I JUST--

DOUGLAS: LET'S JUST LET IT LIE

JOHN: YEAH, BUT I JUST

DOUGLAS: <UNINTELLIGIBLE>

JOHN: BUT I WANT..

DOUGLAS: <UNINTELLIGIBLE>

JOHN: MMH..

DOUGLAS: YOU KNOW SOMETHIN', JOHN?

JOHN: YEAH DOUGLAS?

DOUGLAS: THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF MY GOD DAMN LIFE.

JOHN: THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO HEAR, MAN. I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.

DOUGLAS: IT WAS LIKE MAGIC. LIKE MINDFREAK.

JOHN: EHH, I DON'T KNOW IF I'D SAY MAGIC, BUT..

DOUGLAS: YOU SHOWED ME SOMETHING. ABOUT MYSELF.

JOHN: OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE INTENSE FOR ME.

DOUGLAS: THEN I NEVER..

JOHN: I THINK I'M JUST GONNA SPEED THIS PROCESS ALONG NOW.

DOUGLAS: DON'T. SHUT. ME. OUT.

JOHN: THEY SAY IT HURTS LESS IF YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH.

DOUGLAS: JOHN..

JOHN: <GASPS>

[JOHN IS THROWN INTO THE BOILING WATER.]

CHIEF: HEY DENNIS.

DENNIS: HEY CHIEF.

CHIEF: IT'S, UH, LATE. WHY DON'T YOU HIT THE BRICKS.

DENNIS: I WILL SOON.

CHIEF: WHAT'RE YOU WORKIN' ON?

DENNIS: OH, NOTHIN'.

CHIEF: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DENNIS. IT WASN'T A HOMICIDE!

DENNIS: I KNOW I'M CLOSE, CHIEF, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

CHIEF: YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE.

DENNIS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

CHIEF: IT'S LIKE.. UH, YOU SAY LOOK AT THAT CAR, AND I SAY, YOU'RE A CAR

DENNIS: OH.

CHIEF: IT'S A JOKE.

DENNIS: RIGHT. LOOK AT THE VIDEO, CHIEF. YOU EVER SEE AN EGG JUMP LIKE THAT?

CHIEF: NO.

DENNIS: YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

CHIFF: NO.

DENNIS: LOOK RIGHT THERE. THERE'S A HUMAN FINGER.

FIGGLES: <BARKING>

DENNIS: FIGGLES, SHUT UP.

FIGGLES: <CONTINUES BARKING>

CHIEF: HUMAN FINGERS IS HOW 99 PERCENT OF US DIE THESE DAYS. SO WHAT?

DENNIS: IT WASN'T JOHN AND DOUGLAS IN THAT WATER, I KNOW IT! THEY MURDERED TWO INNOCENT EGGS AND MADE AN ESCAPE.

CHIEF: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE? A GOD DAMN LUNATIC. DENNIS, LOOK AT ME.

DENNIS: I AM LOOKING AT YOU.

CHIEF: I KNOW. IS EVERYTHING.. ALRIGHT? ARE YOU DOIN'.. OKAY?

DENNIS: YOU KNOW, CHIEF.. EVER SINCE ALEX DIED..

CHIEF: OH, SHUT UP! YOU LOST A PARTNER, BOO FRIGGIN' HOO. I'VE HAD 27 PARTNERS END UP AS OMELETTES. SHUT YOUR FACE HOLE AND GO HOME. THERE'S NO CASE HERE, DENNIS.

DENNIS: <SIGHS> AH, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

CHIEF: OF COURSE I'M RIGHT, THAT'S MY JOB AS THE CHIEF OF POLICE. I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.

[SOUND OF MATCH BEING LIT; BURNING EVIDENCE]

CHIEF: DID YOU JUST BURN A PILE OF EVIDENCE?

DENNIS: YES.

CHIEF: A FIRE, RIGHT HERE IN YOUR OFFICE?

DENNIS: YES.

CHIEF: GOOD MAN. GET A GOOD SLEEP. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

[SOUND OF CHIEF WALKING AWAY]

DENNIS: AHH, CHIEF ALWAYS KNOWS BEST.

[SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS]

FIGGLES: <BARKING>

DENNIS: FIGGLES, I SWEAR TO GOD--

JOHN: DETECTIVE DENNIS?

DENNIS: YES SIR.

JOHN: I BELIEVE YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME.

DENNIS: SORRY, DIDN'T CATCH YOUR NAME?

JOHN: YOU CAN CALL ME.. JOHN.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC AND WIND SOUNDS]

CHIEF: YOU KNOW, DENNIS. I'VE BEEN THINKING.

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC; BROKEN PICTURE FRAMES AND SCATTERED PAPERS]

CHIEF: OH MY GOD.

[PICTURE OF DESK WITH SCATTERED PAPERS]

[FIGGLES' CORPSE]

CHIEF: OH..

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES; SCENE FADES]

[PICTURE OF WANTED POSTER WITH JOHN'S FACE ON IT]

RAPPER EGG 1: HEY STEP BACK, DON'T GET ME FLAT<?>

RAPPER EGG 2: SICK

RAPPER EGG 1: COME AT ME HARD, AND GET SPATULA WHACKED

RAPPER EGG 2: <?>

RAPPER EGG 1: BEND ON YOUR BACK WITH MY VERBAL ATTACK CAUSE I DON'T GIVE ME A CRACK

RAPPER EGG 2: HEY WHAT'S THAT, IT'S MY REALLY STRONG--

RAPPER EGG 1: HEY, HEY, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, WHAT'S THAT?

[SUSPENSFUL MUSIC; JOHN STANDING NEXT TO HIS CAR]

RAPPER EGG 1: HEY FUCKSTICK, WHY DON'TCHA TAKE A HIKE?

RAPPER EGG 2: HAHAHA, SICK.

RAPPER EGG 2: HEY JACKO, WHY DON'T YOU, UH, TAKE A WALK DOWN AND, UH, GO AWAY?

[JOHN URINATING AGAINST A WALL]

RAPPER EGG 1: DUDE'S TAKIN' A PISS, MAN?

[ZIPPING SOUNDS; JOHN GETS INTO HIS CAR AND DRIVES AWAY]

RAPPER EGG 2: HEY, JACKSTICK!

RAPPER EGG 1: SHUT UP, CHAD.

[JOHN'S CAR, LICENSE PLATE AWC7854]

JOHN: (SINGING) BRUSSEL SPROUT EVERY NIGHT, WHEN YOU'RE IN THE COAL MINE, ARE YOU GOING TO MEET WITH YOU FRIENDS, OR JUST TO SEE WHERE THE WORLD ENDS

DENNIS: (BANGING AGAINST TRUNK) LEMME OUT! HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! HELP!

[JOHN PULLS OVER.]

DENNIS: (STILL BANGING AGAINST TRUNK) HELP! LEMME OUT OF HERE! OPEN THIS TRUNK! OPEN THIS UP RIGHT NOW!

[JOHN OPENS THE TRUNK]

JOHN: KEEP IT DOWN.

DENNIS: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

JOHN: YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW.

DENNIS: YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS.

JOHN: QUICK IMPRESSION WHO AM I? (IMITATING DENNIS) YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!

DENNIS: YOU HAVE NO. IDEA. WHO. YOU'RE DEALING W--

[JOHN CLOSES THE TRUNK.]

[JOHN OPENS THE DOOR.]

DOUGLAS: (TURNS AROUND) JOHN?

JOHN: HI DOUGLAS.

DOUGLAS: HOW WAS YOUR TRIP TO TOWN?

JOHN: IT WAS INTERESTING.

DOUGLAS: DID YOU GET THE SUPPLIES? MAN, IT'S GONNA TAKE FOREVER TO MAKE THIS PLACE LIVABLE.

JOHN: ACTUALLY, I RAN INTO A BIT OF A SNAG.

DOUGLAS: BOY AM I EXCITED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

JOHN: WELL ACTUALLY, THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY IMPOR--

DOUGLAS: <UNINTELLIGIBLE>

JOHN: WELL, I-- IT'S REALLY IM--

DOUGLAS: <UNINTELLIGIBLE> SHUT YOUR DUMB FACE FOR A SECOND. YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING?

JOHN: WHAT?

DOUGLAS: I'VE BEEN MAKING YOU THIS.

[TRAMPOLINE]

JOHN: I-- IS THAT A TRAMPOLINE?

DOUGLAS: OF COURSE IT'S A TRAMPOLINE, DUMMY. I MEAN, YOU (IN UNISON WITH JOHN) ALWAYS LOVED GYMNASTICS.

JOHN: ALWAYS LOVED GYMNASTICS.

DOUGLAS: IT'S JUST A LITTLE GIFT TO CELEBRATE US BEING HOME FREE FOR LIFE. WELL, ARE YOU GONNA TAKE A BOUNCE OR WHAT?

JOHN: UH, YEAH, I JUST NEED TO GRAB MY TRAMPOLINE BOOTS FROM THE CAR.

DOUGLAS: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE, I DON'T GOT ALL DAY. I MEAN, HEHE.

JOHN: I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[CLOSES THE DOOR]

[DENNIS IS TIED UP AND IN A CORNER]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

DENNIS: WHAT'RE YOU DOING, JOHN?

JOHN: I NEED SOME TIME TO FIGURE STUFF OUT.

DENNIS: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME, JOHN.

JOHN: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?

DENNIS: BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FOR THE REST OF YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD.

JOHN: OH. WELL, IN THAT CASE..

DENNIS: JUST KIDDIN'. YOU GET STRESSED, YOU SAY SHIT, YOU TRY TO ACT TOUGH, YOU TAKE IT BACK, YOU LET ME GO, WE CALL IT EVEN?

[DOOR SLAMS]

DENNIS: (SCREAMING) AAAAAAAAA (COUGH) AAAAAAAAAA

[THERE IS A FLASHING RED DOT ON A SCREEN]

CHIEF: AH, THERE YOU ARE. HANG ON, DENNIS. I'M COMIN'.

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

[JOHN AND DOUGLAS BOUNCING ON A TRAMPOLINE]

JOHN: WHUP!

DOUGLAS: HAHA!

JOHN: WHOA!

DOUGLAS: WHOAH.

JOHN: (IN SLOW MOTION) THIS IS SO COOL.

[CHIEF SNIFFING THE WALL THAT JOHN URINATED ON.]

CHIEF: (SNIFFING) YUP, I KNOW THAT SMELL ALRIGHT.

RAPPER EGG 1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GUY DOIN'?

RAPPER EGG 2: UHH...

CHIEF: POLICE WORK. WE'RE TRYING TO TRACK DOWN A CRIMINAL. A CRIMINAL WHO DOESN'T REALIVE HE'S SPRAYED EVIDENCE ALL OVER THIS WALL HERE.

RAPPER EGG 1: EVIDENCE? YOU MEAN PISS?

RAPPER EGG 2: HEHE, YEAH, PISS.

CHIEF: EVIDENCE COMES IN A LOT OF FORMS. DID YOU GUYS SEE ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS HERE LATELY.

RAPPER EGG 1: WHOAH, THERE, POPS, WE DON'T TALK TO THE COPS.

CHIEF: HEY! I WILL STRAIGHT UP TASE YOU.

RAPPER EGG 2: HE WENT THAT WAY.

CHIEF: GREAT. YOUR VISUAL OBSERVATION, COMBINED WITH THIS EVIDENCE HERE, COMBINED WITH MY TRACKER DEVICE WHICH SHOWS ME EXACTLY WHERE HE IS AT ALL TIMES, MEANS I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE TO GO. YOU STAY OUT OF TROUBLE.

RAPPER EGG 2: UMM..

CHIEF: (SNIFFS WALL) AHH.

[IN THE FOREST, AROUND A CAMPFIRE]

DOUGLAS: GOD, I LOVE CAMPING. THE SMELL OF THE FOREST, THE WIND IN THE TREES, COULD ANYTHING BE BETTER?

JOHN: NO.

DOUGLAS: ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

JOHN: YEAH, I'M GREAT. CAMPING. IT'S THE BEST.

DOUGLAS: YOU SEEM LIKE SOMETHING'S ON YOUR MIND.

JOHN: I THINK I LEFT THE STOVE ON.

DOUGLAS: THERE'S A STOVE AT THE WAREHOUSE?

JOHN: OR, I MIGHTA LEFT THE WINDOWS OPEN. IT COULD RAIN.

DOUGLAS: UH-HUH.

JOHN: I THINK I FORGOT TO PUT THE TARP OVER THE TRAMPOLINE. IF IT GETS DUSTY..

DOUGLAS: YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING.

JOHN: UHH.. WH. WHA.. I'M NOT..

DOUGLAS: I THINK YOU'RE HIDING.. YOUR FEELINGS. YOU NEED SOME TIME ALONE? YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK? I DON'T GIVE A CARE.

JOHN: OH.. YEAH.. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. I JUST NEED SOME.. TIME TO THINK.

DOUGLAS: I'LL SEE YOU.. BACK HERE LATER.

[JOHN WALKS OFF]

[OMINOUS MUSIC]

DENNIS: WHEN THAT DOOR OPENS, I'M GONNA BUST THESE ROPES OFF, JUMP UP, KARATE KICK HIM IN THE FACE, AND OH MY GOD DON'T HURT ME I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT

[DOOR OPENS]

CHIEF: TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, KID.

DENNIS: CHIEF.. OH MY GOD.. I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

[CHIEF UNTIES DENNIS]

CHIEF: NO, DENNIS. IT'S MY FAULT. I SHOULD HAVE BELIEVED YOU.

DENNIS: HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU FIND ME?

CHIEF: GOOD OL' FASHIONED POLICE WORK. SPLASH OF EVIDENCE, AND A TRACKING DEVICE.

DENNIS: A.. TRACKING DEVICE?

[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]

CHIEF: EH, MOSTLY JUST EVIDENCE.

DENNIS: YOU PUT A TRACKER ON ME?

CHIEF: ON YOU, NO. I DID NOT PUT A TRACKER ON YOU. IT'S BEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT THIS TOO MUCH. IT COULD GET PRETTY UNCOMFORTABLE. I PUT IT UP YOUR--

DENNIS: YOU SON OF A BITCH. HOW COULD YOU?

CHIEF: HOW COULD YOU?

DENNIS: HOW COULD I WHAT?

CHIEF: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY THE WHOLE FORCE? YOU'VE BEEN DOUBLE-DEALING WITH THE FREERIDERS.

DENNIS: I'M TRYING TO BUST THE FREERIDERS. I WAS UNDER COVER.

CHIEF: YOU'VE BEEN TAKING KICKBACKS. FLAPJACKS. SABOTAGING OUR OPERATION AT EVERY TURN. AND SOON YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR PRECIOUS FREERIDERS.. IN PRISON.

DENNIS: CHIEF..

CHIEF: IT'S TIME TO GO, DENNIS.

JOHN: I DON'T THINK SO.

CHIEF: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

JOHN: OH, THAT'S INTERESTING. CONSIDERING, NEITHER OF YOU ARE LEAVING HERE ALIVE.

DENNIS: JOHN.. WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM HERE.

JOHN: YOU SWORE YOU'D KILL ME IF YOU EVER GOT FREE. I'M NO MATH EXPERT, BUT..

DENNIS: I'M A WANTED MAN NOW. THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

CHIEF: YOU KILLED TWO INNOCENT EGGS TO MAKE YOUR ESCAPE. YOU AND YOUR FRIEND THERE, DOUGLAS.

JOHN: WE DID WHAT WE HAD TO DO.

DOUGLAS: WE DID WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT, JOHN?

JOHN: NOTHIN'.

DOUGLAS: ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THE.. DECOYS?

CHIEF: THE DECOYS' NAMES WERE PAT AND TERRY.

DOUGLAS: PAT AND.. TERRY? JOHN? Y.. YOU KILLED THEM?

JOHN: I.. I.. WE WERE ALL GONNA DIE ANYWAY!

DOUGLAS: WHAT?

JOHN: I TRIED TO TELL YOU!

DOUGLAS: I NEVER WOULD HAVE GONE ALONG WITH THAT.

JOHN: IT WAS OUR ONLY WAY OUT. THE FINGERS WOULD'VE--

DOUGLAS: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

JOHN: FRIENDS?

DOUGLAS: YEAH.

JOHN: THAT NIGHT.. THAT WE..

DOUGLAS: I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.

JOHN: BUT WE..

DOUGLAS: I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU.. EVER. AGAIN.

JOHN: BUT--

DOUGLAS: <UNINTELLIGIBLE>

JOHN: IT WAS OUR ONLY--

DOUGLAS: <UNINTELLIGIBLE>

[SCREECHING TIRES]

DENNIS: <LAUGHING>