Rabbi Schmuley Boteach wrote an unfortunate essay published in the Huffington Post, entitled, “What Women Really Want.”

I printed it out as a document and graded it as I would have graded one of my students. Normally I’m a nice person, and I don’t get off on ripping someone else’s writing to shreds, because I can appreciate that people put themselves into their work. It’s risky to put your writing out there, so my policy is to be gentle with other people always. However, every once in a while I feel snarky with my criticism. Indulge me, if you have the time.