TotL.net Human Virus Scanner

During our research for "Don't Cross the Memes" we encountered several potent memetic viruses. Six months later we have perfected a simple yet effective human virus detector. Scan yourself, or scan your friends.

Warning: this software doesn't work in Windows IE4.

If you have any bug reports or comments, you can email us. Some moron is spamming the old address, so I've forwarded it to /dev/null.

How to use the scanner

Each page of the scanner contains a grid of simple gray images

Highlight the images you recognise by clicking on them

Once you've marked all the images you recognise, move on by pressing Next

After you complete the last page the system will automatically assess your exposure to currently known memetic viruses and suggest remedial actions

open scanner in:

(normal people) or

(opera users)

Another useless service of the TotL consortium.