Faster than a Steaming Brisket, More Powerful than a Load of Ribeyes! Able to Keep Tall Burgers from Hitting the Ground! This Amazing Apron from a Distant Secret Santa is... SUPERMAN!!

Thanks to my Santa who chose to remain completely anonymous in this exchange. I guess they realized it would take more than a pair of glasses to keep a secret identity on the Internet.

Well whoever you are, out there, I really appreciate this great gift! I'm grilling two-or-three times a week at my apartment, and this will definitely make my grill skills far beyond those of mortal men!