Buffalo Woman Sues To Stop Presidential Election

Trending News: A Woman Is Suing To Stop The Election Because The Candidates Suck

Why Is This Important?

Because Americans sue for everything else, why not this?

Long Story Short

A Buffalo woman has filed a lawsuit in federal court requesting that Tuesday's presidential election be postponed until we find someone more competent. In the meantime, we'd stick with Barack Obama temporarily.

Long Story

At 62-years-old, Louise K. Nolley was really looking forward to voting for the first time. She'd never voted before due to run-ins with the law and a heroin addiction (something all too familiar these days), but now she wants to delay her first time voting even longer.

Why? Because both major party candidates suck.

The Buffalo News reports that Nolley has filed a lawsuit with a federal court demanding the election be postponed.

“Neither of the candidates running for the Presidential seat shows that they can handle the position,” her lawsuit states, adding that “the character of both candidates falls far below” acceptability.

Nolley says she decided to make a case because she really wanted her first time voting to be special.

“This is the first time I’ll ever get a chance to vote, and I just wanted it to mean something for me and other people who really need a leader,” she said to the local paper. “So I really want to make a difference and do something different.”

With just days before the election, it seems a little late to be bringing up this case, but Nolley said she decided to file it now because she got the "OK from God."

If the lawsuit works and the election gets postponed, Nolley hopes that President Obama can stick around longer, despite that being a violation of the 22nd Amendment to the Constitution, which limits presidents to two terms.

In the sad case that she loses (I'll speak for all America and say we're all rooting for her), she says she won't vote for anyone on the presidential ballot, only regional races.

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Out of 319 million Americans, these are the bozos we came up with?

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We're all rooting for you Louise!

Drop This Fact

Want another reason to consider postponing? There may be an al Qaeda terror threat on election day.