the pushy holier-than-thou gatekeeping kind that basically eats dirt for the animals

the apologetic kind that does everything for their own health and is never mean to carnies

the kind that doesn't see anything wrong with stealing food from honeybois

the kind with a bad case of cheesebreath

the cow tit and egg-sucking kind

the sharky kind who thinks fish are friends AND food

the kind who only murders animals for special occasions, like last Tuesday

the flexible kind that gives good lip-service to doing the best they can and baby steps

the kind that suffers every Monday until midnight before they can have a juicy steak