Washington, D.C. – You may recall President Donald Trump responding at North Korean leader Kim Jong Un with a tweet about having a nuclear button on his desk by tweeting, “…I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 3, 2018

The presence of a button on Trump’s desk in the Oval Office was revealed last year. But it is not a nuclear button rather White House Staff claims that Trump asked for a “Coke” button. When they asked for clarification Trump responded by doing a racist impression of an African-American crackhead for ten minutes to which the stunned staffers stared in disbelief. After Trump stopped chuckling he finally added, “I mean Diet Coke not cocaine. I am a proud drinker of American soft drinks. I don’t smoke crack. But if I did I would be incredible at it. I want a button to press when I want a Diet Coke.” Staffers have confirmed The Donald drinks at least 12 Diet Cokes a day.

The DC Examiner’s Dave Brown recently tweeted a photo of the “Coke button” during an Oval Office visit in April.

With the possibility of a government shutdown staffers noticed that Trump hand scrawled a note next to the ‘button’ and started taunting the television whenever Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) appeared, “I dare you Schumey-Baby – I will press this button!” A photo of the button has been leaked to the press:

The White House has confirmed the button doesn’t do anything and whispered, “Don’t tell Trump that. He thinks whatever he writes on a piece of paper and puts next to the button will make it do just that.” At the time of this report Donald Trump was reportedly writing ‘SHOW ME BOOBS’ on a piece of paper.