woot-offbot Says The Nerf Vortex Nitron. Because nothing's more terrifying than a targeting beam, even when all that's coming is a Nerf disc.

Literally MINUTES of fine entertainment!

Every parent knows that anything that can keep their child entertained for more than 10 seconds is a win. If you get a full five minutes, you should probably take out stock in the company. We can't promise that any of these items will deliver that high bar, because every child is different.

What we can promise, however, is that YOU could spend more than five minutes watching all of the sales in this Woot-Off. And if you're really good at tuning out whining, crying and temper tantrums, that's pretty much the same thing as keeping THEM entertained.

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