The story:

What's the best way to talk the panda bear to join the army? Maybe a sexy busty teenage hottie in a military outfit can do that? She was very stern and tried to teach him to march and to work out. But the panda bear's got something else on his mind! He's gonna teach the girl to have fun with sex! And as soon as the hot chick saw this shiny big strapon of his, she forgot all about the army and plunged into fun fucking with the horny bear. See, the good old slogan "Make love not war" still works for chicks :)