AJ: Lookie here, Rainbow Crash. Ah was Brandon's favorite toy first, and no one is gonna take him away from me.

Dash: What the heck are talkin' 'bout? Where's that bonding strip?

AJ: And another thing: stop it with this spacepony thing! It's gettin' on mah nerves!

Dash: You sayin' you wanna lodge a complaint with Wonderbolt command?

AJ: Oh-ho, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

Dash: Don't even think about it, cow-girl.

AJ: Oh, yeah, tough pony?! (pushes Dash, her helmet comes off)

Dash: *GASP* (starts choking for a few seconds, then sniffs the air) The air's...isn't toxic? How dare you try to knock off a spacepony's helmet on an uncharted planet?! My eyes coulda gotten sucked outta their sockets! (puts her helmet back on)

AJ: You actually think yer *the* Rainbow Dash? Oh, all this time, ah thought it was an act! Hey, everypony, it's the real Rainbow Dash!

Dash: You're mockin' me, Aren't you?

AJ: Oh, no no no no...DASH, LOOK AN ALIEN!

Dash: WHERE?!

AJ: LOLOLOL!