A new group is aiming to crack down on drivers in Vancouver who aren’t using their vehicle for their intended purpose.

Mitchell Lewer, Director of the Society for Hindrance of Illegitimate Trucks has been shaming pickup truck owners on social media for as long as camera phones have existed.

“For years, people have been buying RAMs, Silverados, F-150s and cruising around in them like they own the place,” said Lewer. “It’s simply not fair that anyone can walk into a dealership and buy a brand new pickup truck while drivers of normal cars can only cower in fear.”

Starting today, Lewer and his elite squad of Twitter followers will be patrolling the streets of Metro Vancouver to ensure any pickups on the road are being used to carry heavy loads or drive on unpaved surfaces as they were meant to.

“These are not toys for a person’s frivolous enjoyment,” said Lewer. “If you’re not dumping a load of demolition debris in the forest or hauling your yacht to the lake, you need to get back into your Nissan Micra.”

At around 2 PM, agents stopped a late model Ford F-150 after noticing it had no body damage, an empty cargo box, and no trailer attached. Officers seized the truck after the driver admitted he only used it for commuting to his office job.

“It’s a real inconvenience,” said Brodie Magnum as a Buster’s Towing driver winched his vehicle onto a flatbed. “Now I have to buy another one.”

Not all motorists are as cooperative, however. SHIT officers had to Taser a driver who questioned their authority and drag him out of a RAM 1500.

“We are aware of a small number of individuals who may be operating vehicles equipped with flashing red and blue lights and a siren without authorization,” a Vancouver Police Department spokesman told News Caledonia in an email. “At this time this activity is not a priority as we focus our resources on reducing bike theft in the city.”