Check out this photo of an old perv looking at porn in public at an Apple Store, reportedly in London. And if you study the picture closely, you can clearly tell that this isn’t his first offense. Note the hunchback resulting from years spent hovering over a laptop, and how he slyly angles his head to the left and downwards to avoid any chance of revealing his identity in the photo. Well played, Sir.

We can only imagine what kinda stuff this guy would be up to with an iPhone in hand.

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