So here was a internetty note along with the gift, I will type it for you, painstakingly.

GREETING FROM FLORIDA

Helo beetfullady you like cat I got you the pumpkins you want cuz pumpkins are my favorite butt I no u like the pumbkins yes I mad pretty box for you bee cause i no u can appreese e ate my art I no u are design of spider web my dad said I can no go on web because theres commanieces there and a man call gleen peck told him and I afraid butt I no u make nice things I cant have nice things y kant I have niece tings you also say u like the zombies butt my mum said they satans wok so I cant play the zombwee games my friends at chuch play a game called final fantasy and that looks cool but my dad said that was for the commes my bro likes won paul because hes fed up and does no believ in abortions but he said he gf got preg ant lot but they haven't got a baby since they got married in hischool 6 years ago I think my dad met you and said u were pretty I like ur eyes and I think u shud do baroque model ling neway lady i need to go now because my dad needs 2 watch hiz pron I love you,

Ikemx.

So dear Ikemx,

Thank you for the glorious stalking of my reddit comments, and the reeses pumpkins, they are my favorite. :)

EDIT: I just went to open one of the glorious reeses pumpkins because of a horrible day at work, and they were all melted into a log. :( I ate it anyway, but beware other shippers of chocolate from Florida. Heat is a jerk.