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Rat: I just gave money to a church. Goat: Good for you. Why'd you decide to do that? Rat: So that one day. I automatically get into heaven and avoid the fiery furnace of hell. Goat: A donation to a church doesn't guarantee that. Rat: Would it be wrong to steal it back from the collection plate? Goat: Yes. Robbing God's house is frowned upon.