Bounty watch! Brownies at the J-E-T-S in the Monday nighter. No Sam Darnold, so the Jets’ flight plan has been rerouted. Backup QB Trevor Siemian can’t turn the ball over. New kicker Sam Ficken can’t hit the fickin’ uprights on extra points and most importantly the defense must rattle Odell Beckham Jr.. Sources tell Stitches that a bounty has been placed on Odell’s $190,000 watch.

Nationals won for us Sunday. Travel to St. Louis on Monday. Nats’ Stephen Strasburg has thrown a league-high 191 innings this year. Allowed five runs over his past 12 frames. Cards’ Dakota Hudson held enemies to eight runs over his past 42 innings going 5-1 during the span. Play 10 units on the Cards.

Nationals fried Max Fried for five runs over 2 ¹/₃ innings and cruised to a 7-0 win over the Braves. Howie Kendrick went 3-for-4 including a homer. Anibal Sanchez scattered three hits over seven to improve record to 9-8 and cut our losses to -331 boozers.