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The Australian public have been left in a state of shock this week, after learning about a team of Canberra fly-in-fly-outs who seem to be actually worth their huge salaries.

Needless to say, this particular industry is in no way aligned with Federal Parliament, but they are paid by the people they are supposed to represent, who hand over a large sum of their own hard-earned dollars each year as members of this community.

Commonly known as The Milk, The Canberra Raiders appear to be the only bunch of meatheads in the Australian Capital who appear to be doing anything.

This highly-paid workforce of drunken yobbos who hail from many different different corners of the globe and spend half the year working out of Canberra, have shocked the nation by making the NRL Grand Final for the first time in 25 years.

The Honourable members working out of Parliament House are reportedly just as shocked as the rest of the nation is to see a Canberra-based workforce actually getting off their arses and doing what they are paid to do.

“What the hell” said former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce.

“They made the grand final??!”

“Slow down boys. You’re overachieving. Just take the salary and relax”

With a team of all blokes with questionable citizenships and well-known penchants for binge-drinking, the similarities between The Milk and the Federal Government are endless. Apart from the fact that The Milk appears to have a fair few blackfellas playing for them.