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This is Babson adjunct professor and director of sustainability (this is a job) Asheen Phansey from Lynnfield.

And in response to President Trump’s ridiculous tweet, in which he threatened to blow up 52 cultural sites in Iran if they continued to poke the bear, he saw what Trump wrote and said, “hold my drink.”

Definitely a wicked smart move to post on a public Facebook page that you hope Ayatollah Assahola should bomb 52 American cultural spots, including the Mall of America and the Kardashians’ home. If that’s not woke, I don’t know what is. Crazy part is that if he threatened to blow up 52 cultural sites in Iran he’d probably lose his job, but begging a religious lunatic who oppresses women and gay people to blow up American cultural sites will probably get him tenure.

Look, I don’t wanna go to war with Iran. That’s crazy talk. My general rule of thumb is that if you’re not willing to sacrifice your own crotch fruit to go to the front lines, then you shouldn’t be for a war. It’s easy to sacrifice other people’s poon polyps that you’ve never met, but not so easy to give up your own. Quite frankly, we got voted off the island in Iraq the other day so I say we take them up on their generous offer and never return. If we have a problem, or if they fuck with the embassy, just drone the shit out of them. That’s the Obama way!

But yea, when you’re a college professor you probably should refrain from urging our enemies to bomb the shit out of us. Not the best look, just sayin. Then again, I expected nothing less from a guy who sold his Prius on Craig’s List.

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