"Oh, great! What am I doing?" "You're being made fun of by an entire neighborhood of children for being overweight." "...What?""We're going to pretend that you're a float. In a parade.""And you, uh... you get paid in food, right?"Cake. Paid in cake."Patrick, you're okay with getting paid in cake, right, honey?""Don't worry, Patrick — 3 slices of cake, SAG minimum.""Patrick, we're going to need you to take off that baggy button-down shirt and put on this skin-tight polo."With horizontal stripes?He — he looks like Jerry O'Connell in Stand by Me "The bottom of your stomach has to be in 85% of this footage."(Laughing) That poor fucking kid!