Man, I hope I never lose my ability to see. So much of what I do depends on it. I wouldn’t know what I’d do with myself. I’d prolly have to become one of those people who’s into music. Like, reeeeeally into music. And then I’d have to grow a fanciful beard, as is required in those circles, and that just sounds like it’d be a total hassle to maintain, doubly so what with the blindness. Deaf, on the other hand? I think I could get into that. Not having to listen to peoples’ dumbass opinions? Or even better, making them write ’em out so I can read ’em? You ever have a thought, and then write it out, only to realize how fucking stupid it is in the process? Bet there’d be a lot of that.