Everyone has the flu, but are you “everyone”? Use VF.com’s fast and user-friendly quiz to definitely determine whether you are currently sick.

__Are you tired?__A. Sort of, yeah.

B. Sort of, yeah. __Place your hand to your forehead. What does it feel like?__A. A forehead that’s warm-ish.

B. A forehead that’s regular, I guess? __Have you coughed in the last year and a half?__A. Yes, that is so weird that you would even ask that, I just coughed this month!

B. Probably. __Could you stand to take a few days off work?__A. Yes.

B. No, I actually just took a few days off work and it’s been sort of a problem catching up. __Did you receive a flu shot?__A. Ugh, no.

B. Ugh, yes. __Do you have something scheduled for this weekend that you’d rather not do?__A. I mean, yes.

B. Obviously—but if I don’t do it this weekend, I’m just going to have to do it next weekend. __Are you in a position right now—professionally and socially—in which claiming illness would generate sympathy amongst colleagues and friends?__A. Totally. I haven’t taken a sick day since November and just the other day someone said I looked “tired,” and I asked if that meant “thin,” and they just sort of frowned.

B. Ah, not really, is the problem. __Like, even if you’re not sick right now, do you think you could be sick at some point?__A. Oh, definitely.

B. Uh. . .

O.K., tally up your answers!

__Mostly A’s:__You’re really sick. You should go home. What are you even still doing at work? You know, at a certain point, it’s not fair to everyone else if you insist on coming to the office when you’re very ill.

__Mostly B’s:__O.K., the good news is you’re not sick right now. The bad news is that you will probably be sick in the future. Go home and rest up. Take a preventative day off. Cancel social obligations that sound boring or tedious. Only you know if your influenza is more of, like, a latent or implied sickness rather than actual manifested symptoms.

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