This Post is brought to you by the epicness that was the MGMT Valentines Day fb chatNEW YORK, NY - FEBRUARY 12: (L-R) Musican from MGMT Andrew VanWyngarden and United Bamboo fashion designer Thuy Pham attend the United Bamboo Fall 2011 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Studio 450 on February 12, 2011 in New York City.MGMT CHATQ: What is your favourite kind of pie?MGMT answered: Pee Can from AllQ: what was with the frog at lollapalooza?MGMT answered: Japanese singing frog from allQ: What are your favorite drugs?MGMT answered: mushrooms, lsd, weed & special k from allQ: Are you happy Justin Bieber didn’t win a Grammy?a few seconds?MGMT answered: No from allQ: What was the name of yall’s praying mantis in college?MGMT answered: kuivilaQ: Whats your favourite thing to drink when partying? Love from Picton, ON CANADA!MGMT answered: canada juiceQ: What are your favourite artists as in people who paint, draw ect.Will answered: boris VallejoQ: would you rather never remember your dreams, or watch a video of your dreams with your whole family watching with you?Ben answered: I never remember my dreams.Q: Did the the guy with the glasses ride a u of m bus in ann arbor this summer? I think I saw him- or he has a twin!Ben answered: My name is BENQ: Favorite non pornographic magazine to masturbate to?Will answered: highlights for childrenQ: If you could break any world record, what would it be? xxxxWill answered: speed wankingQ: Are you guys dating?MGMT answered: yes, each otherQ: What’s your favourite poptart flavour?MGMT answered: picklesQ: Do you like THE GROWLERSSS, dudes?Will answered: yesQ: are you using one computer to answer all these questions?Ben answered: I don’t even have a Facebook account.Q: if you could pee in any band’s sink whose would it beMGMT answered: smith westernsQ: Are you guys friends with Devendra Banhart?MGMT answered: yesQ: Sex with food?MGMT answered: Strawberries.Q: Is Lady Dada Nightmare some how related to Lady Gaga? I’m just sayin’Andrew answered: Not really.Q: When do you start work on the new Grammy winning album, MGMT?Andrew answered: Daily DoubleQ: apart from getting stoned, how do you pass the time? ;) xxxAndrew answered: Does Mark Twain give good head?Q: Sometimes you just have to booty bounce your problems away- do you believe this to be true?Andrew answered: Did Mark Twain give a good moustache ride?Q: Do you trade hats..or cats? And do you smoke weed before all your concerts?Andrew answered: of course. what kind of silly question is that?Q: Favourite song for sex?MGMT answered: yakety saxQ: I love cats, does Will love cats?Will answered: yes i wuv demQ: did you enjoy your concert in argentina? are you coming back?Will answered: si me copo mal! as soon as posibleQ: JAMES, DID YOU LIKE THE ARGENTINA’S BEER?James answered: Yes I did, although If I had more I was worried it would QuilmesQ: Do you like roller coasters?James answered: yes, wooden onesQ: Andrew, why would the title to your life it was a song be called Maregasm? Anything you’d like to share with your loyal fans? Hmm?Andrew answered: just… the right heightQ: Best wave you’ve ever ridden???MGMT answered: Pine tresQ: Ya do you guys p00p LOL im 12MGMT answered: In some ways yes. In other ways no.Q: how has fame and fortune impacted who you are?MGMT answered: we are now self-obsessed moojtronclownsQ: where do you see yourselves in ten years time from now? Happy V-day xMGMT answered: at the chill factory, logging mad hoursQ: were you guys on drugs while doing your albums?MGMT answered: sometimesQ: Are you going to answer any serious questions? Or just going to continue fucking with us all? Not that I mind, I would do the same, just wondering?MGMT answered: this process is more complicated than expected. But yes, we will always fuck with you allQ: James, what is one meal you can eat everyday without growing tired of it?James answered: Cheese EnchiladasQ: Will, what is your favorite bird?Will answered: dangerbirdQ: What is the best weed you guys have smoked?MGMT answered: dandylions.Q: Which television show makes you cry?James answered: X-Files Matt: The Larry Sanders ShowQ: Favorite Tame Impala song(s), What was it like playing with them?MGMT answered: they’re all fiends!!! “it is not meant to be”Q: what if I was the West Coast Pop Art Experimental band and I wanted to do a collab with you guys?MGMT answered: what if I kept making up redundant questions and never stopped?Q: what if I rolled… with you, bro?MGMT answered: sorry, 18 is over the hillQ: what is ur favorite position to fuckMGMT answered: line backers, right wings, short stopsQ: If I smoke hella dank weed with you, will you hangout at my apartment for a day and CHILL your minds out??? FOR REALS. I love you all.Matt answered: Yeah of Course. duh.James answered: Fo ShoQ: What sports do you play?Will answered: pocket poolQ: what’s your favorite band to blaze to?James answered: Just BlazeQ: will u change the band’s name?MGMT answered: Yes. From now on we will be known as M-G-M-elephant-butthole-T.Q: can u play ur instruments with urs dicks?James answered: sometimesQ: Do you like tacos?MGMT answered: Does a bear shit in the woods?Q: Matt, be my aunt.Matt answered: OKQ: Which do you enjoy more, writing the songs, or actually performing them? ♥MGMT answered: virtually performing themQ: MGMT, will you please write a haiku for us al…l? :)MGMT answered:disorganized “chat”grandparents hover skateboardswhistling dixieQ: Is really everything you say true? Yes 2. Raia Llona Do you like French people?Andrew answered: it is possibleQ: have you got hairy bums?MGMT answered: 62%2. Nina Cullinson When was the last time you cried, Andrew?Andrew answered: Watching the Expendables on the airplaneQ: If you were a girl for one day, what would you do?MGMT answered:8am-8:45 - touch my boobs8:46 - brush teeth10:16 - fresh ocean snacks11:00 - 8:30 pm - pillow fight with girl friends9pm - transformation back into cuddle fishQ: who and where is the redhead guy that played the guitar before Will come to the band??James answered: His name is Hank Sullivant. He plays in Kuroma now and splits his time between Athens, GA, New York, and Memphis. He’s now contemplating a move to LA. Keep your eyes peeled for Hank!Q: who’s h…ad sex the most out of you all?MGMT answered: we are all virginsQ: how do you maintain your luscious precious hair, ben?Ben answered: I only wash it every other weekQ: Favorite childhood memory?MGMT answered: birthQ: What is your best memory in France?Will answered: picnic at the eiffel towerQ: What do you think about Argentina? Are you gonna come back? You buy some music here, did you listen to it? Did you like it? Charly Garcia for example.James answered: I love Argentina. I would love to come back. I had the best time. Yes, I got some Charly Garcia. I got an album called Clics Modernos as well as …another one that I forgot the name of. He’s really cool. I heard he’s wild n crazy.Q: Carnitas or al pastor?Ben answered: carnitas.Q: If you were to star in a pornographic film, what would it be called?Matt answered: Ferris Bueller Jerks OffQ: Will yous ever go back to releasing electronic music like on the Oracular Spectacular album?? I’m not a fan off the latest album.Andrew answered: :””’(Q: What are your thoughts on Tatzelwurms?James answered: cool, but gross. Glad they don’t exist.Q: Whats your favorite way of smokin weed.Andrew answered: bowls…,bongs,blunts,joints extc. )two headed joint, ground bongQ: Do you enjoy skipping my questions and crushing my hopes?MGMT answered: yes.Q: What cartoon character would you make out with?MGMT answered: krang from TMNT.Q: What cartoon character would you make out with?Matt answered: GumbyQ: andrew, do you have any allergies?Andrew answered: yes, many food intolerances.Q: If you were to star in a pornographic film, what would it be called?Andrew answered: “What do you mean if 8”Q: Have you ever used Viagra? also, how many tacos can you eat in 5 minutes?Andrew answered: when on viagra I can eat many many tacos in 5 minutes, all while ROCK HARDQ: Do you guys support taxidermy?Matt answered: NoAndrew, do you have a girlfriend ¿¿? *w* :Andrew answered: yes manyQ: If you had to eradicate one species from the earth, which would it be?Andrew answered: FacebookQ: have you ever tried watching ren and stimpy while high?MGMT answered: Do Ren and Stimpy shit in the woods?Q: what do you think about this: djiashashduadasd?MGMT answered: qwerty.Q: favourite ice cream flavour?Will answered: dulce de lecheQ: Will, boxers or briefs?? Commando??Will answered: briefs at the momentQ: Would you consider visiting Uruguay when you come back to South America? Lots of great fans there!!!!Will answered: i;ve heard a lot of good things about uruguay… looking forward to playing there sometime soonQ: Do you go to church?MGMT answered: shulQ: James, how many green shirts have you ever seen?James answered: I lost count years ago. SorryQ: Do you ever get tired of the media portraying you in a light that you wouldn’t necessary condone?Ben answered: More worried about the way the media portrays the rest of the world to be honest…Q: If you could choose between a sweet Nerf gun or a sweet Water gun, which would you choose and wh……y?MGMT answered: it’s NERF or nothinQ: Does Will Berman ever wink at the people in the audience?Will answered: ;)Q: did you like ‘Rocko’s modern life’? its pretty MGMT’sJames answered: Yes, I like Rocko’s Modern Life.Q: Why when I write your name google complete it with the word “gay” ? really try it, put andrew vanwny … …and then google will say “gay”Andrew answered: I’m sorryQ: will you guys consider a meet and greet around the New York / Connecticut area?Andrew answered: yes. lets meet on the corner of 125th and lexington in 2 hours. We’ll be in the grey coat.Q: YOUR FAVOURITE DOG??? (andrew) :)) xxAndrew answered: harlequin great daneQ: Ke$ha has glitter on her eyes, do you have glitter on your penises?MGMT answered: hmmm how’d that get there??Q: why are you guys such jerks!!!!! stop ignoring me and answer my god damn questions!!!! what do you think of the line ”bresko kadresko”. and please answer now!!!!!Andrew answered: i think it needs …more k’sQ: are you aware you are cyber bullies?James answered: SorryQ: Matrix ?MGMT answered: STTNG!Q: ben, why you so quiet?Ben answered: WHY DOES EVERYBODY ALWAYS ASK ME THAT?????Q: James, if I dress up as your pet turtle and eat grass, would you notice and kick me out of could I just live in your house?James answered: You wouldn’t be able to fool me for long. I would feed you a shrimp and if you didn’t eat it tail first I’d know you weren’t Turtle. I’d let you live in the backyard I guessQ: what’s your favorite novel?Matt answered: MiddlemarchQ: Theerarat Chanwong: how you cure a hangover?Matt answered: Bloody MarysQ: YO DUDES, WICH DINOSAUR IS YOUR FAVORITEJames answered: AllosaurusQ: Barrett’s favorite book was “The Wind in the willos” yours andrew?Andrew answered: currently : the red book - carl JungQ: Andrew! What happened to the tye-dyed poncho? (ps.. Im on my Moms account..)Andrew answered: it’s in the studio in the chair in the back cornerQ: Andrew, do you enjoy being such a jackass?Andrew answered: yes i do, Bordan Dilltard.Q: ever saw a mushroom turn into a monkey during an acid trip?Ben answered: I’ve seen worse.Q: you guys ever go bald?MGMT answered: we are…. wigs.Q: What do you think about the situation in Egypt?James answered: I’m cautiously optimisticQ: What is the the best way to get the pet hair off your clothes?MGMT answered: licking.Q: you guys ever wanna play ROGER again?Will answered: yes!! someday we’ll whip it out again.Q: matt, it’s true that love to play the tambourine in Kids?Matt answered: I love to play the tambourine in KidsQ: thoughts on vegetarians?Matt answered: I think everyone should be oneQ: would you ever fuck a dog in the ass?Andrew answered: depends.Q: ANDREW IM PREGNANT, YOU ARE THE FATHER!Andrew answered: oh no, whaddo we do now??!Q: FUUUUUCKK. this is frustratingAndrew answered: WordQ: ANDRU, WE SAW YOUR NAKED STOMACH IN ARGENTINA LAST JANUARY 22ND, WE SAW THOSE RED HIVES TOO. WAS IT HERPES OR PSORIASIS? DO YOU NEED A NURSE? ARE YOU OK ANDRUUUUAndrew answered: I’m ok, it’s natural when turning back into a spotted herpes-covered …tiger.Q: Are eyebrows considered facial hair?James answered: Not as suchQ: Who has the biggest penis, second to will, in the band!?MGMT answered: JasperQ: IF YOU COULD DUET WITH ANYONE, WHO WOULD IT BE?Andrew answered: cindy CrawfordQ: Will: How sexual are you on a scale of 1-10?Will answered: 12Q: Andrew, do you have a glitter penis? Can I stroke it ? Little Penis?Andrew answered: yes yes and YES AGAINQ: andrew/ben/james in Leeds Sept 2010, do you remember or were you too high?Andrew answered: we remember. thanks again for the casseroles.Q: ANDREW, ONE THING FROM YOUR THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE LIST????Andrew answered: Morgan FreemanDedicated to my bbSources: