Halloween parties can be a lot of fun, but they aren't all created equal. If you have a lame masquerade on your horizon, may I offer an easy out.It's the costume trump card that will save you a hassle and, by all rights,win the costume contest.* How can anyone beat the Almighty? If anyone questions your legitimacy, just remind them that no one can prove that you weren't there. Not being seen or heard is simply staying in character.*Seriously though, don't count on winning that contest.