Alco Edition





Holy fuck! Well he did say he liked Nirvana.

NOTE: Alco Edition available in the United States of America only. Denounced in all other civilised Countries.

P.S: Please don't kill yourself or others with a Shotgun if you're that dumb to contemplate it.

To mark the beginning of the official 2018 hype train for Red Dead Redemption 2, Rockstar games has revealed its accompanying Collectors Edition a few months ahead of schedule. First detailed in an e-mail sent to subscribers of Rockstar's online newsletter, the collectors edition contains some very interesting components which should leave a particular facet of fans extremely pleased.Behold, the- A collectors pack entirely composed of extras to appeal directly to borderline suicidal alcoholics. An angle that would normally be avoided by regular developers and publishers alike, Rockstar/Take 2 are known to be fearless in their subject matter and have once again taken strong themes and construed them to great effect.A statement attached to the newsletter by Rockstar's recently acquiredexplains the reasoning behind the selected theme and its included contents:Take 2 sent a Press copy of the Alco Edition to Era Error's office yesterday for review, and we have to say, Jesus fucking Christ! Not one of us can remember what happened last night. I found myself in the dumpster this morning with a bunch of glass shards pierced through my skin. Almost all of our employees are accounted for, except for the 15 year old intern. I wonder where he went?If this article offended you in any way, be sure to leave a comment on one of our social media pages so we can look at it and do nothing about it.