You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: Hi

Stranger: M f?

You: I can guess yours

Stranger: Ok

You: M 18

Stranger: Abit younger :D

You: 17

Stranger: Close

You: 16

Stranger: Really close

You: 14

Stranger: Nope one up

You: 16

Stranger: One up from 14

You: I said 16

Stranger: Yeah one up from 14

Stranger: Not two

You: 16 is one up from 14. two up from 14 is 17

You: Oh are you not from Mozambique?

Stranger: I'm not talking counting by twos

You: I heard that people in other countries count funny.

You: We count like normal in my country though

Stranger: No we count by 1's in canada

You: 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,16,17,18,19,20

Stranger: You guys skip 15.....?

You: why did you put a capital s on that number

Stranger: I was trying to say ones.....

You: 1S is a number in your country?

Stranger: Yeah.... It comes after 14.....

Stranger: Maybe you should come to Canada and be properly educated.....

You: It sounds as if your education is false. You make up numbers