A commercial for a live-action television show of the well-known anime “Sailor Moon” is thoroughly criticized by Chinese netizens who find it horrifying and shocking. The TV show, appearing on Hong Kong’s J2 TVB network, appears to be a re-imagining of the Sailor Moon characters having matured into middle age with familial responsibilities. Chinese take offense at the ages of the actors as well as the weight of one of them.

Script from the video:

Summer of 2010.

Mother: [to child] Remember, when attending class to study hard!

Woman: Serena (Usagi Tsukino), I’m giving this back to you.

Mother, now identified as Serena (Sailor Moon): Ami? Rei?

Serena: Moon prism power!

Ami Mizuno: Mercury power!

Rei Hino: Mars power!

All together: Uniform change!

Female announcer: Sailor Moon, premiering this Friday, broadcasting from Monday to Friday, 6 P.M. Let [Hong Kong television station] J2 accompany you on all of your little girl dreams!

Waiter: It’s been a long time since I last last saw you three; is discounted dim sum alright?

Comments from Tudou:

解夏之歌:

[Sarcastically] Truly “beautiful” (young) female soldiers, so beautiful, so young. Forget it, I need to go to the restroom to vomit.

伤心的狸猫:

My hand is too cheap. [Cheap is like “slutty” or “stupid”, meaning their hand clicked on link to read this post knowing but not considering the consequences.]

涩女1121:

My Tuxedo Mask!! Do they [the show’s producers] want to die?! Pig-headed uncle!

——、小卑鄙：

My kryptonite dog eyes! – – I admit my hand is cheap.

赤色の瞳op:

But, these three aunties really are quite frightening.

郁闷的尸人:

What is this [“dried shrimp” is internet slang for “what”]?? My eyes were almost blinded.

wqwan520:

When I saw that fat girl change, the cigarette in my mouth dropped onto my own pants…

黑之坠落:

Today, my hand has done something stupid again! ~~~5555555 [“wu wu wu” is like the sound of crying.]

票票万万岁:

Brother’s hand [referring to self] did something stupid~~

么小败:

– – Sigh, like everyone else, my hand was also cheap/stupid… can’t believe I clicked to open this…

向往着hell:

Oh oh… this has already affected my brain waves… so strong!!!

火の燃 超:

My eyes!! Eyes!!

故意大声哭:

Heavens, I don’t even know what to say.

弹墨清痕:

Fuck, I used to watch this stuff back in kindergarten…

溺死的水手:

Too hilarious, where can I watch this?

卖糕点:

You can watch this on the J2 Jade Channel, should only be available in Hong Kong, looks like a pay channel.

发骚中:

The transformations are too exaggerated (especially the fat chick).

zoe、璃末:

Too NB.

33控:

(runs into the wall) I’m already dead I’m already dead I’m already dead….

weiforel:

I vomited..

离别时：

Hearing that music, I was so moved…it has been so many years since I last heard it.

smile丶音:

My God… that fat chick… I don’t want to say anymore…

玖龍帝皇:

That Sailor Mars Rei was so frightening before she changed!

狼、誘惑：

– – I faint… TVB family appropriate programming has this type of thing?

腐女—:

That waist is…a little too thick…

沉默de俊男:

Ha ha, incredible.

ttwangzhen:

Looks like…an advertisement for a restaurant.

樱桃肉丸子丶:

Aren’t beautiful young girls supposed to be immortal [and not age]? T T [cries]

Comments from Youku:

standly仲:

Fuck, need to go wash my eyes.

ykjustnow:

The years have passed quickly, my, they have grown old.

fujiwangqi:

My heavens.

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