Official crime scene photograph. Dan’s car rental parked next to a bare pole.

Tony gets a 4-hour car park. This reminds him of how he got a parking fine recently. Which reminds Dan of how he has a parking fine not-so-recently. Much of being in a band in the early days is, really, dealing with parking fines.

Are you disputing a parking fine? Got a gripe with Melbourne City Council? Unlike everyone you know who’s sick of your whinging about it, we want to hear about it. Maybe we even want to talk to you about it. Hit us up.

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