Chances are, you’ve seen the eggplant emoji used to convey some type of sexual innuendo. I’ve always wondered…. why the eggplant? I understand that it’s phallic, but there are so many other arguably phallic emoji to choose from… let’s see… the hotdog/wiener, the carrot, the banana, the corn cob…. hell, even the chicken leg could work. LOL.

Anyway, when I saw that a vibrator inspired by the eggplant emoji actually existed, obviously I had to have it. From there, things escalated rather quickly….. one minute, I’m on the kitchen counter testing out the “Eggplant Emojibator”, and the next thing I knew, I was so worked up that I started searching the fridge for a REAL eggplant. What can I say…. I’m insatiable. 😉

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Then I started using both at the same time, and that’s when things REALLY got good…. but you’ll have to subscribe to see for yourself. 😉

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