I’ve been reliably informed that it’s no longer acceptable to refer to Elizabeth Warren as “Fauxcahontas,” just because she lied about having Cherokee heritage on her law school applications to give herself an edge over all the other lily-white applicants. (She’s the Rachel Dolezal of Native Americans.) So, now that Warren has launched her 2020 presidential campaign by screaming about racism and sexism again, maybe it’s time to give her a new nickname.