The original Ninja Gaiden is a classic. That game has some weird enemies though. Boxers, football players, weird monkeys that run across the ground, Andrew Dice Clay, but as strange as all those are, they aren’t gonna kill you. The birds however, the birds will get you every time. This ninja master, who can probably dodge raindrops, can’t handle a bird getting up in his business. Then again, I’ve been attacked by a bird and it is terrifying.