This is amazing... AND my wife is terrified! I received a pretty heavy box and was instructed to open the beautiful Duck Dynasty wrapping paper on the smaller item first. It was an amazing book of geometric patterns. My response was "hmmm, okay..."

Then I opened the second package, which was addressed to the late Paul Walker, and it's a tattoo gun complete with fake skins, inks, etc.

Maybe this is my calling in life. Maybe I was meant to be a tattoo artist. Or just maybe I was meant to tattoo my wife while she is sleeping. Only time will tell.

Thanks, /u/lasertoast!!