Just as people in the real world need to eat, so do the characters in the Homestar Runner universe. These food items are varied, from strange ethnic foods to common junk food. Some foods are just plainly ridiculous in their name, shape, or size, while others look normal. Some characters even have their own brand of food named after themselves (or as a pun on their name) or shaped like the character.

Image Description Appearances

Marzipan brings Senor Cardgage some bean sprouts for Decemberween to "brighten his dismal life", claiming that they are "a hot covered dish". The dish doesn't have a cover. Strong Bad later tries to jump on the dish. A Decemberween Mackerel

A jug of Dead Goat "Premulum" Bequeathed Molasses, apparently obtained from a goat upon its untimely demise, is one of the Depression-Era treats offered by Old-Timey Strong Bad for Halloween, based on a fan's Halloween costume. Fan Costumes 2017

Brown Mayo is a brand of mayonnaise that The Poopsmith brought to Labor Day. It is assumed that it is made out of whatsit. Email labor day

Cadbury Creme Egg omelet is what Strong Bad imagined getting at dinner in his dream email. Email dreamail

CAN D is a small white container of candy that Homestar Runner tried to give to Marshie, only to be pelted by marshmallows. Malloween Commercial

Canopy's is a brand of peas that Senor Cardgage bought at a garage sale. Email garage sale

Cassssss is a batch of casserole that Strong Bad stepped in to "not lose his edge". Email your edge

Some chicken in a pan, accompanied by salad and a glass of milk, is described by Strong Bad as a bad sign for any slumber party you should happen to visit. He further states that one served such things should start running, as it implies the host family has serious health problems. Email slumber party

Corn Krunch is a corn flake cereal. Homestar Runner hot-glues the flakes to his face to make himself ugly for the "jazz ensemble" in death metal. It claims to come with a free full-size alto saxophone. In specially marked, it is one of the Iowa-grown cereals Strong Bad says to avoid since it is only likely to include fitness products as free toys. Email death metal, Email specially marked

Crisps, A-Soy! is a soy-based snack food. Naturally, Marzipan enjoys them, and perhaps The Cheat does as well. It is unclear from the packaging whether they are made by the "Health!!" company or just that they're supposedly healthy. The name is a reference to Chips Ahoy! brand cookies and to the many soy products whose names contain puns on the word "soy" (e.g. "Soy Good" soy milk). There is also a product named "Soy Crisps". Email do over

Crispy puffed rice is a type of cereal that has appeared a few times in the Homestar Runner universe. Although rarely seen, it is one of the many cereals available to eat in Free Country, USA. It is also the only cereal that has never been seen in a cereal box. Email candy product, Email hygiene

Crustly Guarded Bread is the brand of bread baked by a sect of closely guarded monks high atop the Coches Mountains. According to Strong Bad, they would rather bake this bread than divulge the secret of Strong Bad's age. Email looking old

Cut Me Some Flax! (seed oil) is a brand of vegetable oil made with the seeds of flax. Marzipan pours it into a bowl of unknown contents in order to add omega-3s. Quality Time

Dandied Sugar is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Dandied Sugar is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. Mr. Shmallow

Dry Meal is a sack of a powdery substance, offered to Stinkoman by The Homestar Runner. It presumably contains some sort of ground flour, although the specific cereal grain or starch from which it is derived is not known. Its appearance is accompanied by a gasping noise. 20X6 vs. 1936

1-Up's favorite food comes in a blue box that features nonsensical characters that resemble Japanese kanji and hiragana. 1-Up simply calls the box "favorite food", although it is unknown whether that is its true name. This is one of the three foods 1-Up suggests for Stinkoman to be thankful for. Twenty THANXty Six

Bubs gives Strong Bad the inspiration for Smarty Juice File Folder Shaped Vitamins. There are also File Folder Shaped Vitamin Thumb Drives. The vitamins come in red, yellow, and purple colors, in a jar of 150 gummies. The Next April Fools Thing

A lifetime supply of fishsticks came out of The Cheat's giant egg, and were supposedly eaten by The Prince of Town, causing him to gain weight. Email flashback

Fried Fish is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The fried fish appears to actually not be fried, but be a regular cooked fish with lemon wedges to the side. Homestarloween Party

Globs of Meringue is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Globs of Meringue appears to be Jello, rather than meringue. Homestarloween Party

In the SBASAF slideshow, a Grilled Cheese sandwich is also seen. Email space program

Grape-Nuts is also an existing cereal in the Homestar Runner world. Grape-Nuts is distributed through the company "Food", a spoof off of Post with a similar logo. Email personal favorites

A "slice" of Gum is given to Strong Bad by Senor Cardgage in kind of cool. Email kind of cool

In the last frame of Strong Sad's storyboard, a Jelly Donut is seen with Strong Bad's reflection in it. Sbemail 150?!?

Klondike Pudding is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Klondike Pudding appears once before it is mentioned. Homestarloween Party

Buying Last Minit Peanut Brittle is evidently the real reason to go on business trips. According to Strong Bad, it could also likely swim better than The Spirit of St. Louis. Email business trip

Orange-and-Black-Flavored Loose Tooth Remover Candies are what Homestar used to lure Halloween night into a cardboard box. After The Cheat eats them in Haunted Photo Booth, his gold tooth falls out and gets caught on everyone else's Halloween costumes, causing a ghost-like glare in their Photo Boooth photos. Strong Sad describes them as "nasty", but they are enjoyed by The Cheat and The King of Town. Happy Hallow-Day, Haunted Photo Booth

Meatloaf is a common family dinner. Strong Bad suggests spicing up any videos of it by "taking it back to the Ol' West" and adding sepia tones. Email videography

The Mrs. Syrup is a brand of syrup, that the King of Town ate on top of a cardboard box, while The Cheat jumped over him in a tire. The Mrs. Syrup resembles the famous syrup brand, Mrs. Butterworth's. Email monster truck

Mungo's Caviar is a part of a candle-lit dinner, with burritos and cigars. Email lady...ing

Not-So-Thin Mints are apparently a type of Girl Scout cookie sold by the "Pale Scouts", of which Strong Sad seems to be a member. Strong Bad once "sued" his younger brother for custody of these. Email rough copy

Nutmeg appears as Firebert's secret escape plan, as he'll be able to eat anything it's sprinkled on, allowing him to eat his Christmas light restaints. A real whole nutmeg and grater come packaged with Limited Edition Holiday Firebert action figures. Decemberween Dangeresque

Strong Bad insisted that he would want to replace one of his hands with a bucket, that he could fill with oatmeal and pour on things. Email new hands

Pasta salad was put into Strong Mad's underwear drawer starting the "Who Put Pasta Salad in Strong Mad's Underdrawer Drawer Scare of '04". Strong Mad doesn't seem to mind, saying it tastes so good. Email old comics (Easter egg)

Paunch Berry Icéd Cream is a "new" brand of ice cream. Strong Bad mentions it, saying someone thought it sounded like a disgusting ice cream flavor. However, Strong Bad seems to enjoy it. It appears later in a Powered by The Cheat animation in which individual buckets were made into a tower, and it even has its own dance and "Paunch Berry Ice Cream Dancing Team" (consisting of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat). Where U Goin' 2?

Homestar says Senor Cardgage smells like Pea Soup. At TrogdorCon '97, The Cheat and Strong Bad filled up a horn with it and shot it at the "Godzilla guy" (The King of Town). TrogdorCon '97

Ocasionally Homestar Runner characters enjoy eating Pop Tarts. The Balding Man wanted to buy a Pop Tart, but was rejected apparently because his credit was so bad. Email privileges, Senor Mortgage, Email hremail3184

In Pistols for Pandas, Crack Stuntman uses the money donated to Pistols for Pandas to buy Prize-O's. Stuntman likes to eat the cereal and play with the prize inside of it. He saves the box tops to eventually take to a local school. Pistols for Pandas

Rogan Josh Pot Pie is pot pie that Strong Sad was eating in narrator. Strong Bad referred to it as "grody ethnic food". Email narrator

Coach Z has a plate he identifies as Salisbury steak, before he then answers the phone and lies to his parents about it being gravied yams and stuffinged hams. Unidentified servings of green and yellow substances, presumably vegetables, are also present on the tray. Homestar Presents: Presents

Salisbury Sundae is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. The sundae has five different flavors and a cherry on top. Homestarloween Party

A bottle labeled Sauce is seen in a few toons. The bottle has two red peppers printed on the front, suggesting that it is hot sauce. Email your friends, Email new hands, Email fingers

Sog Dogs are hot dogs that Coach Z prepares using hydroelectric power (or, more accurately, by holding a hot dog in its bun under a hot shower). The slogan for this product is "Mmmm...Drink In That Bun!" Email environment

Two sour apple blow-pops were placed at the top of Strong Bad's monument, stuck inside a novelty afro. Email monument

Strong Bad claims that both he and The Cheat once got drunk off of soy sauce (presumably in an unaired email), causing them both to do strange things with Bubs' Concession Stand (Strong Bad thought he could fly it to the moon, and The Cheat tried to eat it). Based on the bottle design, the soy sauce appears to be Kikkoman brand. Email personal favorites

Spiced Bun is a food that 1-Up suggested to for Stinkoman to be thankful for. Twenty THANXty Six

Staple Sauce is a sauce eaten by What's Her Face as part of a musical montage. She eats a large bowl of the sauce, which results in her death. It appears to be a thick liquid with visible staples mixed into it. Teen Girl Squad Issue 9

Strawberry Frosted Donuts is one of the eight foods that the King of Town adds to the ghost story in Homestarloween Party. Homestarloween Party

Stuffed grape leaves are hors d'œuvres that The Cheatbot served to Strong Bad as an example of a robot serving hors d'œuvres. Email technology

Suge Brown is a brand of brown sugar for which Strong Sad apparently has a penchant for eating at 4 am on Saturday mornings. Its motto is "Don't Borrow From Thy Neighbor!". It is sold in boxes weighing one whole pound. Email best thing, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some Swedish Fish as well as Swedish meatballs. Email little questions, 3 Times Halloween Funjob

Strong Bad wanted Viklas from Sweden to send him some Swedish meatballs as well as Swedish fish. Email little questions

Sweet Brand Meats is a candy mentioned in Mr. Shmallow. Sweet Brand Meats is one of the four candies that Mr. Shmallow used to describe as an ordinary candy, and a reason to turn to Fluffy Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights instead. Mr. Shmallow

TendaRONi is a brand of macaroni that Strong Mad used to make a macaroni picture. Email portrait

In Where U Goin' 2?, Strong Mad pulled out a motorcycle, seemingly made out of tomato slices and hotdog weiners. The title bar for the cartoon indicates that it is called the "Tomatocycle", and the front cover of a sports magazine in A Decemberween Mackerel confirms this. Where U Goin' 2?, A Decemberween Mackerel