Long ago in a distant land, I, Starco, the shapeshifting master of shipping, unleashed an unspeakably cute pairing!

But, a foolish skate girl wielding a magic canon, stepped forth to oppose me!

*SHINK SHINK SHINK*

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung her into the future, where my ship is endgame!

Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Starco!!



WHA-CHA!!