By Jordan Melnick | October 19th, 2010 | 3 Comments

On Oct. 29, Miami Critical Massers will take their two-wheelers to the streets as they do on the last friday of every month. But this time around they’ll be dressed to kill. In the blood-curdling, zombified spirit of Halloween, riders will don costumes and bike 19 miles through Brickell, Coral Gables, Coconut Grove, Little Havana, Downtown, and Edgewater, leaving a succession of traumatized toddlers in their wake.

We at Beached Miami are so psyched for this Critical Mass, we decided to make Halloween-edition tees and hand them out for free after the ride. Robby banged out the werewolf cyclist drawing after an especially intense image repatterining session last full moon. Strapped for cash, we only made 20 shirts, so only riders in costume are eligible for the giveaway. Make sure to dress your scariest next Friday and stalk, lurch, or float our way. We’ll be the ones dressed as Romy and Michele.

For more information on the ride, click HERE, HERE, and/or HERE.