On January 18, 2015, Kyle Tolliver embarked on a heroic and selfless five-paragraph-long Facebook rant about the wage gap and mystifyingly received no phone numbers or messages of gratitude from hot women, even though he clearly demonstrated a keen understanding of what women go through every day of their lives. Kyle’s empathy was unparalleled, and yet, his choicest femalefriends continued scrolling past without so much as a “Like” or a “thank you” on the status. Kyle is a hero and deserves an award for recognizing our millennia of oppression. Thank you, Kyle.