Is it just me, or does the word “liberal” spark instant animosity in your heart? That sounds a bit harsh, but sadly I do feel this way, and I wish I didn’t. I could never dislike another human being simply because of their beliefs, and I don’t. So then why do I become irritated as soon as I hear the very word… “liberal”. I will tell you why. It’s because they are hypocrites. Plain and simple. Now I’m not saying that every liberal is a hypocrite, because lets be honest, most liberals don’t even know why they are liberals. Most Americans who identify as liberals genuinely believe that this title instantly makes them more compassionate and understanding than us thoughtless, racist Neanderthal Republicans. In reality, if they truly wanted to help people (or had half a brain), they would realize the immense disservice they are causing by spreading the liberal propaganda. If you TRULY care about helping people, liberalism is not for you, and here is why:

Now I am going to warn you about this next claim, because I have nothing to back it up except my own personal experiences, but here it goes: The girls who call themselves “feminists” are the easiest girls to sleep with. Go test this theory (It could be fun). Try getting a nice conservative Republican girl to hop into bed with you after a first date. They won’t do it. They have morals and values. All you have to do to get a feminist to sleep with you is tell her that you hate Trump and white men. They stand for women’s rights (they think), but in reality the stand for nothing. They just love policing your language and calling you out every time you say something like “Most mailmen are men”. “That’s sexist!” I didn’t know facts could be sexist. They are lazy. They want equal pay but get angry when they are told to work long hours. They don’t want to be the ones staying home to raise the kids, but would have no problem with it if our country suddenly had a draft. They don’t want to have long non-blue hair. You have celebrities like Miley Cyrus standing on stage wearing a strap on, and then condemning Trump because he “demeans” women. The hypocrisy has got to stop. It won’t stop, but it’s fun to sit here and pretend like it someday will.

As a human being, I fully support women’s and gay rights. I believe women and gays should have the same exact rights as me (and they do. But the media would have you think otherwise). This is where I agree with liberals, but here comes the catch. If you want to live in a society that praises the equality of women and gays, then you cannot then begin to assimilate cultures that DON’T agree. Guess what Muslims think of homosexuals? They are actually quite fond of them … only if their head is detached from their body that is. I have no problem with Muslims. They have their beliefs and I have mine. We are allowed to disagree. However, if you disagree with some of the key fundamentals that define our beautiful country (women’s/gay rights), then why in the world would we agree to let you in? This is a major flaw in the liberal agenda. People so badly want to be accepting and empathetic to all walks of life, that they don’t even realize what it’s doing to the very people they are trying to protect. We live on Earth. People kill each other for opposing views. We can’t and won’t live in harmony with one another. It is against human nature. Pick a group of people you want to protect, and focus all of your attention on them.