Good news, Ouyans! We are absolutely to exclusively announce the second coming of the Ouya! Next to the 2013 E3 convention centre!

Ouya has alway been the plucky underdog, without the resources to take on the Big 3 directly, so it is an honor and a privilege to be able to hold our heads up high and say that the time for delays is over. At E3 2013, Ouya will be showing the best and brightest of the 12,000 upcoming game’s planned for the 2014 final retail launch and unlike the likes of EA and Capcom, you will be able to purchase a refreshing snack from the food vendors in the car park as you enjoy the demonstration!

The genius of the Ouya site is that every single E3 attendee will have to walk past the display in order to get to the main building. Think about it, won’t you; The convention center itself is pretty large and extremely easy to get lost in. Ouya proves once again that simplicity is the key to its success. You don’t need mass market appeal when you can appeal to literally everyone as they rush en masse to their next scheduled appointment!

E3 has traditionally been the exclusive domain of the privileged gaming elite, the CEOs, The Marketing directors and the kickback hungry journalists, greedily eyeing up their next 10/10 hooker fueled gamebribe. No longer! Now you too can attend the most talked about event of the year! What better way to celebrate outsider gaming art by being a gaming outsider, outside E3 and continue a long tradition of successful Ouya launch parties, only this time you don’t have to pay $1337 or more to attend! If you are free at E3, then this E3 is free!