Audible is doing a promotional campaign for its latest audiobook: Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, a novelization of Shakespeare's classic play written by A. J. Hartley and David Hewson and narrated by Richard Armitage. The campaign consists of celebrities like Corey Feldman and Greg Grunberg reciting the opening line of Hamlet's famous nunnery scene soliloquy. But, real talk? Everyone should quit trying because Ice-T has nailed it (with the help of some Crystal Head Vodka):