On the Red Sox website, there is an entire page dedicated to “Red Sox DestiNATIONS,” wherein they sell tickets to fly their obnoxious fans all over the country to invade unsuspecting stadiums.

Awful, but sure, whatever.

They have packages for a bunch of cities, including Toronto, New York, Chicago, and others.

Of course, Baltimore is on the list. However, we get special treatment. Lucky us!

Before the Red Sox-Orioles game on June 3rd at Oriole Park at Camden Yards, they are having a pre-game party at the Warehouse.

Look at this crap:

Oh, and the giveaway that night? A Manny Machado starting lineup figure. Of course, right? (The good news is that they are going to be given to ALL FANS, so no Boston mouthbreathers will take a figure from O’s fans. Still, I’m sure those Massholes will find some cute uses for the figurine.)

Cute, huh? Who wants to bet the majority of these Baltimore Red Sox fans haven’t even been to Boston?

With all the bad blood and “rivalry” crap that’s been going on between these teams and fan bases, perhaps the Sox should consider postponing this event. Do we think tensions won’t flare up in the stands as well as on the field? Especially if you’re having a pre-game party with “drinks included” and giving out t-shirts that directly mock the home fans, by sullying the great Maryland flag with that disgusting Boston “B?”

What could go wrong?

I don’t even want to begin to think how much of a circus Camden Yards will be if these Red Sox fans start coming out of the woodwork again. But you know what this means: time to pack the Yard.

Get your tickets now! Wear your orange & black proudly. Take away any Manny giveaway you see being held by a Red Sox fan. And don’t forget to cheer on our boys loud and go ahead, boo every single Red Sox player each time they come up to bat.

Most importantly, don’t let these clowns dominate our stadium.

Remember, Baltimore is our f*ckin city!