UPDATE: It now emerges that this website is a hoax. Shuksan Tahoma at DKos has the details. We apologize to our readers.

Here's Team Herman Cain's defense of their boss: He couldn't possibly have sexually harassed his second accuser, Karen Kraushaar, because she's an "ugly bitch".

And they're sooooo funny, too, "clarifying" that Kraushaar is not the horse in the picture.

Boy, I bet that convinces all the women out there, eh? Granted, it probably will work great with Republican men, who all seem to believe that only attractive women could possibly be sexually harassed. (This is particularly the case with "MP" at the Cain PAC blog.)

I guess less-than-perfectly-attractive women are just so desperate that of course they would be happy to give Cain a blow job.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Remember when the right-wing was against sexism? You know back when Palin was their media token?