Ask an Admin (Admins being the term for Reddit employees) is a weekly column connecting Redditors and Upvoted readers with the people behind-the-scenes at Reddit. Got a question for Greg the Admin? Email him at askanadmin@reddit.com.

Which Reddit Admin makes you rethink your fashion choices (Who’s the best dressed Admin)?

— Reddit user AnotherDeadPhoenix

It’s been said by many who visit Reddit HQ, just how striking a resemblance the office reminds them of Rodeo Dr. in Beverly Hills— a near carbon copy. The amount of pomp and glamour each new outfit introduces present endless opportunities for mid-day fashion shows, photoshoots, and of course, internal who-wore-it-best comparisons with elite New York runway models. Look out Kanye, my tattered, flesh colored poncho is on it’s way now from Amazon now— can’t tell me nothin’!

Or maybe, maybe that’s just what I like to think. I just, I just can’t be this sarcastic, I give up. What am I saying? We all wear T-shirts and jeans to work— don’t judge our overworked, comfortable means of uninvolved fashion interest! I’ve got two hoodies and they both came from Reddit. Kanye, I’m so sorry!

So while I admit my fashion prowess may not be up to the standards of a Gunn or Klum, there are some Admins who definitely know how to put together a good outfit, stepping into that danger zone I’m all too unfamiliar with: giving a shit. I’ve asked a few Admins to give a sense of their fashion style, and asked them all what some of their favorite articles of clothing are below.

User piepiemydarling: “Black. And a good leather jacket goes with everything.”

User maxgprime: “My fashion style is professional yet casual. I try to always be as presentable as possible but I like to have fun with my clothing to. My must-have articles are a good pair of jeans, sperry’s, ray bans, a baseball cap and a solid T. Mix in a dressier shoe and a button down from time too time and you have an outfit that is versatile, comfortable, and affordable. Add a blazer for the special moments too!”

User comeforthlazarus: “I like to think that good fashion is similar to good storytelling. I like vibrant colors, and unique patterns. I think they work well together to act as the denouement to who I am as an individual. One of my favorite thing in the world is a nice pair of socks. They’re like the rug that brings the room together. Also allows you to spice up an outfit that might otherwise be blah. My favorite pieces of clothing are my EX-J comfort fit pants, my H&M rose patterned shirt, and my John Fluevog boots.”

What is your favorite story to come out of Reddit?

— Reddit user Shastapete

One of my all time favorite stories that spawned from Reddit has to be user mrsammercer’s post from 2010, when he had a vision, in the middle of the night, to throw a satirical rally for Stephen Colbert in Washington D.C. It was a funny “what if” idea that the community quickly rallied behind, with letters being sent to Colbert producers, Facebook groups mobilizing, and the creation of ColbertRally.com.

During this time, donations were made to Colbert’s Donors Choose page, which prompted a personal message from Stephen to the Reddit community. The whole thing played a huge role in pushing the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear towards reality. This may sound cheesy, but it was really a magical time, and I always reminisce back on the Reddit community’s involvement during this time as my favorite moment in Reddit History.

I think a great example of how far reaching a Reddit post can grow is the shitty Charmander tattoo thread, which proves that even when you make a poor (debatable) decision in life, posting on Reddit may still leave to T-shirts, necklaces, and water bottles being made of your body art. And hey, you may even be asked to be a guest on a Reddit podcast to talk about your experience.

Lastly, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention some of the most hilarious and, er, NSFW moments which live in Reddit lore. Stop now if you’re interested in maintaining the wholesome, family friendly image you’ve had of Reddit for the last 10 years. There’s the Colby saga, which involves dogs and hairbrushes. There’s the young man who broke both of his arms and uh, had, uh, relations with his mother.

And lastly, who could forget perhaps the most NSFW and WTF story in all of Reddit history— the, ahem, cumbox story. I just, I feel ashamed even acknowledging that I know that story. Please don’t read it below, I’m begging you, it’s horrifying.