GIZMODO PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS (Reallll men of geeeniussss)

Today we salute you, Mr. Beer in a USB Flash Drive Inventor. (Mr. Beeeeer in a USB Flash Drive Inventorrrr)

Not content with storing your porn on any old flash drive, you took an everyday computer accessory - and filled it with beer. (Barrrtender, I'll have anoootherr!)

When society told you that gadgets and alchohol don't mix, you said "like hell they don't!" (You showed themmmm, didn't youuu?)

So crack open an ice-cold Beer in a USB Flash Drive, oh king of outreageous combinations (schhhk!), because when it comes to getting drunk AND storing all your important documents, we know we can count on you.

(Mr. Beeeeer in a USB Flash Drive Inventorrrr!!)