This weekend, you’re going to see a bunch of transactions involving Major League players who will be sent down to the minors — “[Player X] optioned to Triple-A Syracuse.”

But what you miss there is the actual team name, which robs us of some of the absolutely wacky, off-the-wall monikers minor league franchises have.

That’s what we’re here for. Here’s a collection of some of the weirdest, ranked.

10. Albuquerque Isotopes

Weird, yes, but mostly because it was taken from a 2001 Simpsons episode in which Homer goes on a hunger strike when he finds out Springfield’s minor league team will be moved to New Mexico. That makes the name way cooler, but still retains its strangeness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPH0LviTqeQ

9. Chattanooga Lookouts

Named after the nearby Lookout Mountain, it’s still a little strange.

8. West Virginia Power

Not all that weird, but sounds like it should be the name of a company that provides electricity to residents in West Virginia.

7. Orem Owlz

THANK YOU Owlz fans!! It has been an absolutely incredible season & your support makes all the difference!!! #GoOWLZ pic.twitter.com/9PWTR7oJ1m — Orem Owlz (@OremOwlz) September 19, 2016

Just spell it Owls, please.

6. Binghamton Rumble Ponies

You voted. The Binghamton Mets are now the Rumble Ponies pic.twitter.com/ctXclF08Sv — Minor League Promos (@MiLBPromos) November 3, 2016

We’ve covered this one extensively, and the truth is it’s a pretty quirky moniker that’s named after horses on a merry-go-round.

5. Montgomery Biscuits

Biscuits are amazing and delicious, but do I really want to root for a team named the Biscuits? And have you seen their logo?

4. Lansing Lugnuts

Let’s go Lugnuts?

3. El Paso Chihuahuas

I love dogs as much as anyone, but rooting for a team called the Chihuahuas is funny.

2. Asheville Tourists

The idea of shouting “GO TOURISTS” seems straight up bizarre.

1. New Orleans Baby Cakes

The Twitter reaction to this one speaks for itself.