The first thing I see when opening up the box is not one, not two, not three but FREAKING FOUR items all wrapped up with Star Wars wrapping paper.

My secret santa noticed my significant recent activity in /r/holidaybullshit/ as part of the Cards Against Humanity holiday puzzle...so my first gift was some CAH cards customized based on my reddit activity. Very clever and fun! These will go great in our card set.

Next up was a big, beautiful, black Starbucks gift card (you dirty minded reader thought I was going somewhere else didn't you?). This card is more than just the delicious beverages I will be drinking due to it's digital dollars. I have a gold card for my excessive consumption and my husband is on the same account and just gets tossed whatever gift card was last given to me to throw in his wallet. This one is a perfect replacement for his current card with some silly decor on it.

Third is a sweet note to me from my santa talking about the gift, with a drawing of a reddit alien drinking what can only be assumed as an Americano...because aliens have good taste.

Fourth is a Starbucks mug that is pink with bananas on it. It's a great item to go along with my very random, completely unknown to my santa, history of receiving odd banana gifts at Christmas time. It was kicked off with a glass banana (yes, you read that right) given to me many years ago and every so often since then I am given something with bananas involved by those who are in the know. Jehnay, you are now "in the know" without even knowing it.

Finally, and truly most important, my kitten (Sergeant Pepper Von Salvador) LOVES the paper wrap used to stuff the box. I kid you not, in the few days since the unboxing he has continued to play with the paper and the box for hours on end. We ball the paper back up, stick it back in the box and by morning there is flattened, clearly deceased, paper all over the room.

Thanks for the gifts and happy holidays!