Erin Jensen

USA TODAY

We were blessed with Stephen Colbert’s thoughts on the presidential debate live on The Late Show Wednesday because who wants to wait for the funny man’s opinions on the final face-off between Donald Trump and “Star Trek: Deep Space pope”?

Note: This clip has some language that makes it NSFW.

The show host poked fun at Trump’s statement about keeping us in suspense as to whether he will accept the outcome of the election.

“I guess we’re all going to have to wait until Nov. 9 to find out if we still have a country,” Colbert joked, “if Donald Trump is in the mood for a peaceful transfer of power, or if he’s just going to wipe his fat (expletive) with the constitution.”

Colbert also reenacted the puppet dis ping-ponged between the two candidates using sock puppets.

Judging from the audience’s reaction, it seems their favorite bit of the night was when Colbert addressed Trump’s insinuation that the Emmys are rigged, which he tweeted about in 2012, 2013, and 2014. The Television Academy has denied this claim.

Grabbing two statues Colbert said, “You know, Donald, you really should get one. They’re fantastic,” before kissing his set and using them as weights. “I think this year he might get one,” Colbert began. “If Trump lost to The Amazing Race, this year, it could go to the amazing racist.”