Hands up: Who feels personally victimised by Dev Patel's new girlfriend? If your hand isn't raised, you're a liar and a fraud.

While Australian actress Tilda Cobham-Hervey seems really cool and nice, the fact remains — she has burst our collective bubble by dating the internet's fantasy boyfriend, Lion actor (who does a mean Australian accent) and known Longbottomer, Dev Patel. Why cruel fate?!

The dreamboat and his Hotel Mumbai co-star/lover were snapped in L.A. Tuesday, with Patel's adorable mother also in tow.

Look how happy they are. Pfft, it won't last. Jokes! Good for them, etc. But the fact remains — the people are devastated.

I was not emotionally ready for Dev Patel to have a girlfriend. — Hanna Flint (@HannaFlint) March 1, 2017

dev patel has a girlfriend and i feel like i've been dumped — 🥀 paola 🥀 (@5scsofpizza) March 1, 2017

The rumors aren't true, that white girl isn't Dev Patel's girlfriend. I am his girlfriend okay this is all fake news! — Z. (@lujuriamiu) March 1, 2017

Dev Patel has a girlfriend and honestly I feel like my middle school crush just ripped the note I passed him into a thousand pieces — Kayla Jéanne (@ohkayyyla2) March 1, 2017

saw an article about Dev Patel having a girlfriend and I made a conscious choice to not open it #selfcare — Hannah Hodges (@hannah_nelle) March 1, 2017

The heartbreak is real. But some inexplicably mature people are beyond social media's pettiness.

Gonna block anyone that tweets about Dev Patel's girlfriend because I will not stand for this kind of negativity on my TL. — Mallory Harris (@malgal_12) March 1, 2017

Dev has a history of dating mega babes. He previously dated his Slumdog Millionaire co-star Freida Pinto from 2008 to 2014. They too were heartbreakingly cute together. God dammit.