Bad Lip Reading has made a video about Mark Zuckerberg's recent Facebook interrogation, and it's everything we could've hoped for and more.

In the fake rendition of Zuckerberg speaking, he immediately interrupts the procession by asking his mom for his Frodo ring (which is pretty smart if he needs to make a quick getaway), then begins loudly slurping water as the interrogation begins.

Zuckerberg's continual slurping makes his interrogators hesitate, and instead begin to ask questions such as, "How about you just chug the water?" and, "Are you blowing bubbles?"

When he finally stops drinking water, the interrogators move to questions about Zuckerberg's eerily unmoving face.

"Listen kid, blink if you're not a lamp," one asks him. Great question, but I pegged Zuckerberg as more of a rock or thumb.

The conversation then delves into all the important questions: whether or not Mark Zuckerberg wants to buy a special van for sale, whether or not he thinks World War I is bad, and whether or not Zuckerberg would be friends with Ted Cruz, which Ted Cruz thinks would be the case if he lived in a treehouse.

Point is, I'm choosing to believe this is how the interrogation actually happened. That's final.