My Secret Santa is amazing! I got so many cool things, then when I thought it was all over I GOT EVEN MORE COOL THINGS. And then..to top it off..I got Pussy! 16 MONTHS OF PUSSY. Here is the story. So I derp down to my mailbox after waiting like a giddy 12 year old boy on Christmas morning. And I see not one..but two boxes! So I dash back to my home like Smeegle clutching said boxes..Nobody touches my precious~ Run up the stairs and begin snapping photos (like a bawss)while I talked to my SS she/he/they (not sure) told me to open the flat gift before the card. As I open it I find myself showered in some of the cutest pussy on the planet. Joy fills my heart. I move on to the card~ A Merry Christmas from Super-redditor 34Luna. (And the same to you!!) so I start ripping the wrapping paper apart like rabid dog trying to get to the last bone on the planet. Collectors edition Star wars shot glasses?! On the day I got my Star Wars the old republic start?! HOLY SHIT..SS REDDITOR HAS SEEN THE GODDAMN FUTURE. So awesome! Then I continue with the glory. Moar shot glasses!!~ Captain America! When does the epicness end!! My eyes shoot down to a cylinder shaped gift. And from looking at other SS gifts. A cylinder only means one thing..I brace myself for a dildo. Slowly removing the wrapping I see metal wires.. God damn~ I think to myself. This is some freaky sh*t. A sigh of relief came to my face when I found out it was a head massager & not a giant penis. The next gift I unwrap is a heavy one. I explained in my "likes" that I've been on a huge weight loss journey and half lost 240lbs. My Redditor payed attention and musta done a little stalking...erm...research on me. It's a Core exercising stability ball. Now I can get my crunch on at home! Thank you so much. this really did mean a lot to me! So. My redditor even hooked me up with some stocking stuffers. INCLUDING THE GODDAMN stocking!! :D Fake mustaches (god knows I grow facial hair like a 12 year old boy) A slinky Jr. A Peanuts magnet wish list for muh fridge. a light-up reindeer nose. and a magical growing donkey. grow donkey grow!! in all seriousness..I do really appreciate you putting this together. And wrapping it all! (like a bawss!) You've put a smile on my face and made my week. I hope you have a very merry christmas! Please keep in touch. Noah. (Aliens_300c) :)