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dril how do i get cowboy paint off a dog .

dril @cupcaek no

dril OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2

dril RT OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2 #michaeljackson #michealjackson #deadrip

dril RT OFFICIAL: Michael Jackson (1958-2009) RIP - http://tinyurl.com/nlm7r2 #michaeljackson Suport Iran Fucker

dril badboy Michael Jackson Rip 1958-2009 "Deth" http://tinyurl.com/l7atle #dead #iranelection #michaeljackson

dril M Jackson Your Rapes Are Forgiven, in death you are no olnger bound by your disgusting criminal actions, Also I Like "The Moonwalk"

dril punch evvery fucking celebrity blogger; punish them violently, and when they appeal to the media for sympathy, continue to fuck them, contin

dril ue to shit on them.

dril new twitter feature allows you to disregard mny posts, please click the trash can next to my name to prevent me from ruining your home page

dril once again i apologize

dril if youre sick of Incest, please support Anti Incest by changing your avatar red. if your avatar already has green tint then please remove it

dril @casino666 Whered YOu Get Such a moth

dril @casino666 i signed up on twiter to fight for proud causes; YOu signed up to find another venue for your pathological waste speech; And you

dril covering my floors in industrial strength dog poison concocted in some rapists bathtub in south africa and sold for 0.002 USD per litre

dril i was recently forced to sell my eyebrows to a cancer patient just so i could afford a string to tie my broken skull togehter #freemarket

dril police are finding lots of Bad Food, theyve been yanking it otu of the ocean for about 10 minutes now on the news, i pray for the families

dril WHo in their right nerve is selling M Jackson ticket to the funeral, le tthe man rest in peace, Relax!!!

dril #InterestingDevelopments:do not purhcase Hatfield Quality Meats as they contain a rare pigment alloy that turrns your skeleton bones black

dril http://bit.ly/10CbFu

very intresting, very informative , but becareful watching this film because it is cursed

dril #BringBackDrewCareyShow Bring Back Drew Carey Show

dril @cupcaek congratulatons on your $80. tool

dril #itsuckswhen people claim that im pretentious just because i use imported hand sanitizer fron Europe

dril #itsuckswhen my daughter gets mad at me for refusing to pay for her dental work

dril #itsuckswhen stupid presidents hide there birth certificate...

dril im finally fat as hell Its About Time "Its About Time" #itsabouttime

dril #ufc101 Get Big

dril iim lacing this update with nigerian wild boar poison to kill twtiter entry thieve. fuck u!!!!!! fuck u!!!!!! fuck u!!!!!!!

dril @hambeef *Rough.

dril im talkin about Boy Shit, stuff that lil peenypoppers like you wouldnt understand, no w go home before you done get hurd!!!!!!!

dril in the end, i dont even care if the movie "Alladin" was made up. It was a stupid movie anyway.

dril maybe when hte myth buster finally decide to tackle blood diamond slavery, maybe THEN ill bother to tivo their shitty show.

dril "jamie lee curtis" #signedtoyoungmoney

dril nasty trap spray

dril @Danny_DeVito http://bit.ly/ZUtnO

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dril the air is rusty and im dead

dril and now its time to pay the pipe

dril in melrose, new mexico a young woman found a 'cursed' mouse skull in an unspecified variety of "utz" brand snack foods. beware of this

dril please join me in welcoming the great "miles davis" to twitter.com http://twitter.com/milesdavis

dril Sept 11: it is a testament to the resolve of our nation that the nine one one towers are still standidng upright and intact to this very day

dril video footage of obama taxing an innocent dog. shameful #kanyewest

dril who cares about patrick swayze he hasnt even done anything for like a year

dril Basterd obama

dril "Trending Topics: Niggas"

dril http://bit.ly/1vIUb7 end racisn. black power

dril http://bit.ly/4hwzxV bblame the Owner not the Breed

dril @MomLogic Child rape is never ok.

dril @billmaher http://i38.tinypic.com/2vvrrrr.jpg

dril #worstfeeling When Its Just To Much #bestfeeling Justright!

dril #worstfeeling dying of dehydration caused by diarrhea in a third world nation ravaged by warfare with no doctors #bestfeeling halo 4 odst

dril #worstfeeling my as

dril #bestfeeling Jerk of

dril @Richard_Dawkins disgusting.

dril @kwwrr im glad you quit Aim You FUcking Shithead

dril http://cornbird.com/ useles

dril consumeralert: at least one butterball turkey has been stuffed with the shrunken head of an assassinated african dictator. be care full.

dril I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: jackson, 1958-2009, michael - http://w33.us/3kq0

dril i think its terrible that criminals are encouraging our more gullible members of society to celebrate the propagation of the vile aids virus

dril @Leiigghh meat is murd .

dril beached whale corpse explodes after internal gas buildup-- "tea bag" prrotest scheduled to take place inside of its diseased remains #teabag

dril #red for aids tuesday i will guarantee a 5% decrease in worldwide hiv infections by kkeeping my filthy dick out of the pacific ocean

dril #AmexAlicia i HATE the aid bug

dril #AmexAlicia i HATE the aid bug

dril Cart Man

dril Cart Man

dril #AmexAlicia prray for my aids uncle

dril #AmexAlicia prray for my aids uncle

dril its official - beloved entertainer "bernie mac" has passed away at the tender age of 17. goodby

dril #youbeblownwhen you run into some five figure intern in the executive washroom

dril fuck of

dril back up and the fuck off !

dril youll know whehn it happens

dril bug off my posts

dril #uknowuneedlotion not only does it smooth you put it on your hands to prevent, swine and bird; amoung other things, thank you

dril just like the time my buddy " chustin " Ate Shit on that ramp we made out of horse bones

dril i am renouncing my status as" south park republican dad" inorder t o embrace a working form of dre3w carey libertarianism ( dad)

dril @hambeef love too get a bite on that. thank you for sharing

dril donate $78 to the " micropenis" awareness fund for a orange micropenis ribbon to show your support for micropenis. i have it

dril @Leiigghh i dont like fuckers.

dril http://www.cornbird.com/goods/draw/diaperbrothers.png horrible

dril Grand "Ayatollah" Montazeri found dead on bathroom floor, among playing cards and discarded insurance brochures with conspicuous tooth marks

dril more trouble in the middle east as the islamic world struggles to find the new muslim pope

dril "I love him. Thank you" - fucking idiot senator Chuck Grassley (IA-R) on the death of the honorable Mr. Ayatollah

dril #threewordsforyou starwars is my ass and toilet

dril #threewordsforyou lucasarts is my ass and toilet

dril took failblog to court for putting puicture of my dick up, settled for $6. a victory, because im worht far less than that

dril for christmas i got a broken pair of "tweezers" and a "tweezer repair kit", which is also broken

dril FOR CHRIST MAS I WILL ATTEMPT TO RATIONALIZE MY DESTRUCTIVE SELF HATRED AND UNCEREMONIOUSLY FAIL TO SUCCEEd at anything whatseoever thankyou

dril happy birthday " horus the sun god"

dril @the_ironsheik please humble comedian Robin Williams for his mediocre performance in the heartwarming family comedy "Old Hogs"

dril http://cornbird.com/goods/oscars2010.htm please review and critique.

dril @kwwrr no it very good.

dril heres my 2010 message for ya: "good year - good freands - and good luck thank you" thank you

dril wait i fucked that up. its suppose to be "good cheers to my friends, and this Year - best luck and thank you" and then i raise my botle

dril for 2010

dril michael CRAPSon

dril Surfin' the net.

dril http://cornbird.com/goods/kfcbird.htm shocking expos%nbsp(5. lets see big gov. sweep this one under the ruck.

dril so, noobs, any last words beofre i officially change my first and last name to "Logen" and drive my car off a cliff? I though so.

dril unemployable crab husk shit

dril mostly forgettable pinecone remains

dril legitimately undesirable mousetrap grit (wasn't asked for)

dril neurotoxic pig bone spores

dril absolute mustard ass

dril god shaped hole found on piss stained miracle mattress

dril boot rust

dril Hanes dumps Charlie Sheen ads... fuck you hanes, you never battled a real d emon have you, you dont know what life is, make me sick, fuck of

dril boycott hanes underware #boycott #GonzoTweet #activism #iran

dril http://tinyurl.com/y9cg7dc I AM very exicted to be living in a 3-d world in the yr 2010. the OFFICIAL start to the new millanium

dril WEL DESPITE FREE SPCH LAWS IM STIL NOT ALOUD TO PRACTICE SARGING TECHNIQ ON UGLY WMEN AT PETSMART - I AM SO TORN UP OVER THIS - SOM1 CALL ME

dril i jsut indie developed a hot new tiwtter mod that lets u put more than 140 characters in a post, if u want it sen me $9, my email is craig@b

dril @rekingb u are a Coward of the lowest ordr, in Usmc we owuld poison dogs like u, trolling alter my heart rtyhem and i can die from it

dril im a millionair and im going to pay blizzardgames $9.9bil on the stipulation that they put pornos in diabo 3

dril can;t believe people still try to rile me up in the year 2010

dril vin diesel as the Tooth Fairy??? Now I've seen every thing.

dril http://tinyurl.com/y8acs8j donated several hundred of these badboys to the haitian gov in their time of need.. do your part #iran

dril obama's ban on clove cigarettes has affected me Spiritually

dril does anyon know if robert mugabe have a twitter site

dril petition to remove 'nude" from the curseword blacklist on teenzone cyberscrabble

dril outrage in the midle east as wealthy oil barons trade daughters for new 3d tvs only to disocver that glasses are required for full experence

dril 911 WAS SATIRE U FUCKING IDDIOTS, IT WAS AN IRONY, THE MOST POIGNANT WORK OF ART IN CENTURYS #tcot #teaparty #GOP

dril cant wait to get back to iraq and blast some ragheads-- itll be just like halo but with less lag #tcot #nowTHATSghetto #nowplaying #bun

dril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHuZmv58-Zk gorgeous. wonderful

dril a pig and a dog are married, ending islam forever

dril heres a good joke i just heard liborant equals deodoranf for liberals because they stink

dril http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/526364 ground hogs day stink and i hate that animla.

dril #2wordsforvday Watch Bruce (willis)

dril #2wordsforvday @@@ NO CHAVS @@@

dril Super Boll Picks??? thoguht youd never ask. gonna go with "The Burton Bigbirds" and "Horse"

dril @timheidecker http://i.imgur.com/48Zn1l.jpg

dril i found a pill in the grass. i think it was a drug pill. i called "911". good luck all

dril Super Bowl Who???? #retweetthisif #someonetell bobby brown his head look like a chicken wing- #nowplaying Ray J #musicmonday

dril rip dr phil

dril justin biber STILL hasnt wresponded to my Gonzo literature concerning the false link between hiv and aids

dril contgratulation http://www.youtube.com/user/CONRADCIGARSPIPES for posting 10000 videos of you smokin a pipe you fucking idiot waste

dril missed connections: the bone - head who dropped an entire slice of pizza on my brand new Craig Martin`s ( wow yourw a tough guy )

dril a gun that is also a boomerang

dril http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/40/12807bm.jpg

dril kev smith i support u and that air line had no right to charge u for the poopstain u left smeared across two seats

dril PASSIVE AGGRESESIVELY UNFOLLOWING ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AWFUL POSTS IS A BULL SHIT MOVE

dril im gonna eat this whole sack of potatoes by my self #AntiLent

dril tiger wood offers tearful apology after his uroclub burst and spray piss all over his fans during a golfswing gone awry

dril "i am deeply sorry but do not let this freak incident fool you, the uroclub is still a fine product a nd it is a 'hole in one'." -tigerwoods

dril http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/16/cpac-organizers-try-turn-hip-quotient-video-games-rap/ herse something uplifting & inspirational

dril every time indie film maker rick james gets kick off an airplane i boycot anohter fucker hollywood mainstream garbage pot

dril which one of you Fags know how to extract birdshot from a chest wound #geocachingmishaps

dril so our team gets to hte benchmark and its just a nude man on a dirty mattress. whoever registered this should be ashamed #geocachingmishaps

dril petition to invalidate benchmarsk that're located precariously close to dangerous ethnics #geocachingmishaps

dril do not buy handicap parking decals from "ZepplinDoug777", they are fake and the cops will still bust u!!!!!

dril if your in anonymous please help me destory "zepplindoug777"s life with a meticulously devised terror campaign or somethig

dril the IRS plane man died so that people like doug would stop taking $ from the average joe citisen.

dril My Regular Life And My Ocean's Eleven Fanfiction Life Have Collided In A Horrible Fire Ball

dril Dan Fouts: The waterboy just needed some water!

Brent Musburger: Wow Dan, did you come up with that all by yourself? #WaterboyWedesnday

dril [Bobby chases Grenouille, screaming, then ramming and tackling him hard to the ground]

Coach Klein: [in amazement] Wow! #WaterBoyWednesday

dril Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O. #WaterboyWednesday

dril Coach Klein: Nice suit! #WaterboyWednesday

dril just found out tthat cultural revolutionary Bill Maher is just another worthless pothead. is there any hope left in this earth

dril @Iams why should i pay $9 a bag for miscellaneous slaughter grit when my animals seem to thrive off of my leftover pizza crusts

dril @Snapple "Phenylalanine"? Hasn't that been proven to cause autism in lab pigs

dril AVATAR didnt win enough oscars, please supporrt independent film maker james cameron b y cutting your oscar statue in half (if you have one)

dril bob costas found hung with the word "FED" carve in to his chest #iamamotherfucker

dril gah. the decal maker fuckged up my order again. now corey haim will never rest in peace http://tinyurl.com/yh6r2eg

dril because of the RECESSION, "Ice Capades" has been cancleled and replaced by SHITcapades and PISScapades. just kidding

dril like these curtains?? 100% japanese denim. like my shoes?? 100% japanese denim. wanna bite of my sandwich? 100% japanese denim. #tcot

dril i have it. the ultimate pushup

dril im little jesica. im dying because of obamas help care bill. im on my death bed and the doctor is ignoring me because my dady works hard

dril no soup for YOU gaben newwel

dril Pope Fuckes 200 Deaf Boys. Bet ya hes tired..! #justforfun #gags

dril iran suports team coco or what have you. goodnight

dril the mayor has erected another insulting effigy of me (myself) foir the local children to hurl stones and urine upon. lost my vote bitch

dril shit hater

dril how about a diaper with belt loops. anyone

dril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGzfk2-pKFk dam! need 3d glass!

dril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-AC8AYAuAE

dril @kfc_colonel i hate to bother u mr colonel, but could you please tell me where kfc gets the famed Bucket

dril Thirsty Men Dot Coum.. Finally A Place Where I Can Meet UP With Local Thirsty Men And Boys

dril #Zodiacfacts #scorpio women have two ass holes

dril #ZodiacFacts #Saggetaearrius (sp? i dont know? the crab one?) are the best golfers but they can't drive or something

dril #ZodiacFacts black people are all #Gemini

dril #Zodiacfacts if yourre a #taurus! get a life

dril YOU TUBE POOP VERSION OF WIKILEAKS' "COLLATERAL MURDER" AVAIBLE ON I TUNES..............

dril mate...ya got a hole in your head

dril well, at leas i have my dignity. *trrips over shoelace, somersaults itno 3500mph faceplant, pants and dirty diaper fly off ass across room*

dril @Eukanuba post twitter update on ramidad but not easter Sunday???? its obvious now where your alliances lie, i wil boycott your subpar grit

dril #TshirtSlogans all musliums boycott dogfood

dril justin bieber's puckered asshole nurses a fat turd as he squats defiantly at the edge of a sulfurous crater labeled "the recording industry"

dril http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/222/a/5/RIP_Bernie_Mac_by_Miserycat.jpg close my eyes and start 2 pray if only god could let u stay

dril exclusive footage obtained of Roger Ebert playing a sega and crying . we do nto forgive. we do not forget. this is Wikileaks. expect us.

dril im former pro-wrestler Jake "The Taste" Marcel and id like to have a few words with you about professional commemorative coin investment

dril @Zoomie2000 agreed. i live in az and my islam handicape neighbor is always asking me about his welfare check. and all i do is sigh #tcot

dril im ganna get all indigniant and huffy like a BItch anw way!!!!!!!! dont wanna eat This Dinner!! im a Teen for life

dril can we all please affix "#justforfun" to the tweets that aren';t meant to be taken seriously. this would really cut down on the mishmash

dril No results found for "3d farting ass"

dril http://www.youtube.com/genesislistener The Genesis Listener

dril horse d'oeuvres #barnyardsnack #tcot #agony

dril imma newmedia grassroots teen marketing consultant prick fucek. ah a new tcot friend.! ill just ignore his goatman avatrar

dril im just a Hispanic male who loves looking at pictures of bluejeans. i have a tough road ahead and a long ways 2 go in my life

dril wearing a belt + big texas belt buckle as necklace?? why ahasnt anyone thought of this before. i must be the smartest man on earh

dril if my Marmaduke internship doesn't pan out i will have nothing. Nothing

dril level 55 arcane stevia eater

dril "the only way to go is retro." - demonius dark blade, 30 minutes ago

dril uk elecitons in full force!! lib dems vs Chavs; vote now and google the HECK out of ron paul

dril when i changed my name from "jared" to "jaryd" it was a declaration that im done following the rules. many tears, but also strength

dril are u ready for mothersday i am. http://tinyurl.com/2chgrdp

dril #

tantrafee

holy shit... this pug is﻿ to fat !! i am sorry with him...

3 months ago

dril we;ll its time for me to pick the scabs off of what i not-so-affectionately refer to as my "Fail Dick"

dril its a matter of kicking your chairs and floor to unleash the prime soul, THE HEART BEAT IN TUNE WITH GRESHA; every body has the snake side

dril the wiccan rhinestones embedded in my autism bracelet are counter fiet

dril turn on howard stern. he is talking to a policeman habout how tough their job is and that we are proud of him

dril god wil put me in his pocket

dril @glennbeckgirl dont you dare insult ebert chicago.

dril i;ll never be a real pig *sobs uncontrollably *

dril i have a life, thank u.

dril myabe the people WITHOUT fetal alcohol syndrome are the ones with the so called "disorder"

dril us siamese twins need to stick together

dril Grief Stricken Babe Ass

dril "100% Percent Too Bad" wont fit on my license plate, will it. well i think ill be buying license plate elsewhere than. *hangup*

dril check out these Pig Kickers *rolls pant leg up to reveal an elaborately decorated cowoby boot that goes up the entire leg*

dril im going to watch homer simpson sing the beer song on you tube. does anyone care to join me

dril legalize pubic hair in playstaton (PSX) games

dril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivLtCs-F46I

dril @CBoyardee http://shrek.wikia.com/wiki/Guns

dril all new simposns this week. theyre finally gonna tackle Tim Allen. with guest star tim allen. this ones tv 14 so watch out

dril http://www.fanfiction.net/Star_Wars_and_Halo_Crossovers/8/1342/ Thank u

dril barak "diapers" obama too busy scrubbing the litle oil spill birdies to wipe the tar of disrespect from the souls of our mem day troop #tcot

dril aide to BArraack0 "Virgin" hussame nobadman cuaght buying toilet paper... wow ! wonder whatz going on in the white house. T Cot. #tcot

dril tgifridays has temporarily taken the "dennis poppers" off of their menu. out of respect

dril the very best on line wife`s ass

dril i have been advised not to ascend to the spirit plane in my sissy dress and #diapers

dril i licked a pumpkin dtoday #thinspo

dril " my arthritic balls and cum "

dril "the only peoeple IM racist against is stupid people." -dennis leary (two 'n's)

dril "dont tax me obama. im dead" -our beloved dead soldiers

dril congress members fighting over who can scream "halo 5" the loudest, until a senior member stands up and yells "halo 6", infuriating them all

dril fail blog has gotetn WAY too political for my tastes

dril cadmium? i drink cadimum all the time. perfectly natural. maybe those 100000 children died because theyre too dumb to deserve shrek glasses

dril if calvin peed on the gulf of mexico would it provide the oil leak with the disrespect it deserves or merely aggravate the problem at hand

dril I CAN PAINT CELTIC RUNES AND WICKED SPACESHIPZ ON YOUR PET SCORPION FOR 10,00 YUAN

dril if u consider yourlsef part of Grit Culture just because you r dog shed all over your shirt then get the F.O. and dont comeback

dril #ghettospellingbee spell Ownage C-A-R-L-O-S-M-E-N-C-I-A (rip)

dril careful. this three ring binder contains mny gentleman's disquisition on moé ass and cunt

dril we got myers. seth. verne. all ready to put on their costums and entertain u. think youre ready?? absolutely not. austin 4.0

dril all t he babes from the old movies will be in it. the dad from the third one will be in it. austin 4.0. do i make you oscar baby

dril revamped. reloaded. ready to roll. austin 4.0. blasting directly to dvd may 2016. too randy for theatrers

dril im making this canon whether u like it or not

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5806451/1/the_ventura_twins

dril @Huggies are there any plans to release The Jeans Diaper in an adult man`s size. thank you #jeansdiaper

dril Another Jeans Rant.

dril im inventing a new kind of bird seed out of sand and waste

dril pigmail will replace email in 2010

dril #ourfriendshipendedwhen you laced my oatmeal with shrek glasses

dril @hambeef i love him thank you

dril evry young man MUST receive a cupbox at the age of 17 to carry his favorite cups around and to give him a valuable lesson in responsibility

dril @AGentleBrees gogle is in deep trouble since they used picture of my patented 2012-ready wiccan runestone arrangements without permission

dril please god my lord let thtere be an all beavis spin off

dril #4wordsthatleadtosex BEST custom license plate

dril @WholeFoods Thank you so much, after feeding my grandson your ALL NATURAL, ORGANIC food & grain we have noted a sharp decrease in his autism

dril Top 3 Cuases Of Teen Death: 1. Noise 2. Misbehavior 3. Jeans

dril "the ass show me that i can only fuck it." - a legendary fireman who died

dril ill vote for the candidate who promises to make masturbating in haunted houses illegal

dril mint wine

dril blog sex

dril @GregWHoward I agre. Obama is gay as fuc%. Im not gay either. Thank you

dril nude palestinian grandpa with micropenis tazed by BP oil executives in scuffle involving megan fox's $100,000 iphone; blogoverse implodes

dril if ur biebermeter has a reading of less than 150 Bµ then why hte FAUk am i even talkin to u

dril i makte that inteligent jew asuka humble

dril missin the glory days of the 90s when true talent like "justin bieber" made trending topic isntead of nonsense such as "Beckhams face"

dril "dear policeman: i am god" etched into the back of my sweater vest

dril welp, if you want something done right you gotta do it yourself. *removes heart and lungs*

dril i hop the world cup isnt painted with cadmium unlike some other cups that will remain nameless.

dril "You Like To See Homos Naked" Joe Dirt

dril i have black friends. i own all 3 current-gen consoles. my shelves are filled with a variety of Book`s. im virtually untouchable

dril any 1 know where the bannasa are. i promise im not moneky president. if u know where the bana are emale me at the_ape_potus@whitehous.gov

dril me and my fat cousin are gonna tackle e3 gonzo style with a series of choreographed blogs an;d im rolling out a face book for gamers.

dril Yeah!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im Doing it!!! Im experiencing 3d

dril a sterling silver olympic trophy filled with piss labeled "My Death"

dril need a virginity restoration spell for rats

dril mmorpg based on 90s grunge life

dril yo!! check THIs out *reveals a sickening green bruise spanning entire stomach and partial left thigh*

dril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxjOMDgFZE my girfriend latest victim of disgusting bp oil spil

dril i can eat as much burger king i want w/o geting fat, sorta like how babies can breathe underwater because theyre pure

dril http://i.imgur.com/4KRjB.jpg

dril sometimes ant more clever than humen

dril "u women need 2﻿ get the fuck out of there i would marry a iranian girl but i would make her wear clothes made in 2010 not aladdin clothes"

dril A Dog Join Kurdish Tribe For A Dirty Dance .

dril rip Yankees owner George Steinbrenner, my favorite sienfeld character

dril #5wordsbeforesex IM GONA FUCK

dril http://www.wholesale-dress.net/images/201007/1279062232632831559.jpg my shirnt and floor

dril need $1000 to tstart a Dog Gym . support local busness. i want to start a Dog Gym

dril SCIENTIST INVENT VACCINE THAT CURES AND CAUSE AUTISM AT THE SAME TIME. THE ULTIMATE HIGH

dril my multinational trolling firm has jsut posted pictures of barking dogs on gerber brand baby food's forum for babies

dril my walk in closet with the frogger arcade cabinet is a No Liberal's Allowed Zone

dril Some Teens Don't Think It's 'Hip' To Undergo Female Circumcision. I Think That's Whack.

dril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov7TLhM7sOE

dril there are two type of people in this world, people who know binary and mpeople who win the special olympics because there retarded.

dril ever since i changed my gametap id from "diapermaster" to "CoolBryce" a world of doors have opened up to me.

dril BILY JOEL ROCKS MY HEART AND SOOTHES MY SOUL - FINAL ANSWER REGIS - AS I LAY DYING

dril u go through life thinking the man wears the diaper. but at what point does the diaper wear the man. #diapermaster

dril GIRLS SHOUD BE MADE TO WEAR A SPECIAL BADGE ON THEIR PRO-FILES SO I CAN FUCK THEM EASYER

dril SHIT IMITATES LIFE

dril "buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf

dril California Tea Party to Use Dogs to Harass Muslim

dril In 1998 I Encountered What I Blieved 2 Be A Malicious Presence.I Poped My Tony Hawk Dsk In2 My PSX And Let Loose With Da Best Moves. It died

dril aint nothin in the bible against diapers

dril winner of the 2010 teen choice award??? Inappropriate clothing and disgraceful behavior. Again. #tcot

dril somebody send me .xml file detailing the satanic rituals that Abercrombie and Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries employs to retain his eternal beauty

dril brown elvis

dril gotta get these tuerds out of my mustache before the cops come

dril http://www.cornbird.com/goods/draw/hommers.png the hommers

dril im kel from kenan and kel show. support rand paul for senate or ill put the screw in the tunna.

dril went to sons baptism. i yeled "Not so fast Champ" and punched the priest & spalshed holy water around. i lost my child in the ensuing chaos

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dril Join us for "Goodbye Cathy: 34 Years Of Laughs", located in Pittsburgh's famous Motel 6 Rumpus Room, the event will conclude with my suicide

dril CLICK ON MY BIG DUMB DICK TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY USELESS NEWSGROUP

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dril please lord my god contact a real life Japanese person so he can help m;e with my scott pilgrim fan translation project.

dril projects for Q4 2010-- michael cera's face tattooed on top of my regular face

dril @babywolfpupy MMMMMMMMMM~~~~~~~~~~~~

dril westboro baptist church head to the forest to picket the site of a fallen tree

dril JSUTIN BIEBER COVERED IN TURDS AND PISS AT THE JUGGALO GATHERING FESTIVAL-- WOULD NOT ALLOW HIM TO PERFORM-- OH THIS IS HORIBLE #HELP

dril im not your real uncle #nightmarerevelations

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dril @hambeef Yes

dril me and Angus69 got rich geneticallly engineering bread with a cucumber. me and Angus69 own a businss together. i love Angus69

dril angle of god... calling u

dril "ah, but you are merely a parasite. and some day this little labyrinth you created will collapse before you find the exit." -animefucker_x10

dril @truthstampede please fix your image so The American Flag isn't getting stepped on. Im usmc you fucking worm.

dril genderless milf`s

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dril yo hollywood! check THIS out! *flops over face forward, lies still, becomes dust over the course of 100 years and is separated by the wind*

dril "grouse pandy"

dril feeling down??? http://i.imgur.com/cwgRO.jpg

dril @beebee880 fox news network (FNN) a nd al-jazeera and bbc2.

dril http://i4.ytimg.com/bg/gJUGbv5vqAHxfFUry8nbMA/140.jpg?app=bg&v=4bce40b5 this shall adorn m y fucking tombestone.

dril One Million Strong Agsinst God Hateing Diaper Man

dril get a life. go fuck y ourself. i have a life idiot. help

dril http://bit.ly/aC0hVF vile footage exhumed from Apache Chief Geronimo's cursed grave

dril CAN GOD RESPECT GROUND ZERO SO MUCH THAT EVEN HE CANNOT BUILD A MOSQUE ON IT

dril @PetSmart Question: can rats lick

dril it was just a dream... *notices bed is covered in Pogs and Pog Memorabilia* ..or WAS it?

dril "corky romano: Storie's" a dvd release of short films that focus on ancillary characters of the corky romano universe. sept. 23. msrp $39.99

dril join the resistance. mosque_puncher@fartmail.com

dril DONT LOOK AT M E *pathetically wipes filthy ass with a post it note * TURN AROUND DONT LOOK

dril BEGRUDGINGLY EXPLAINING THE JERKOFF MANIFESTO TO ANOTHER CONCERNED MEDIA OUTLET

dril warning: shrek brand cadmium contains shards of broken glass

dril dog abuse 小狗的悲劇(3D animation)

dril http://tinyurl.com/38xm9um the blood will set u free

dril in order to get to the bottom of the SEXTING craze, goerge stephanopolis takes a shit on a teens chest #NEWmedia #oldmedia #moralfocus

dril *rides a segway through a monolith labeled Drugs & Alcohol , destroying it.*

dril "tomorrow the sun will turn into shit and rain toxic death upon every human" -george carlin cobain nietzsche LXIX

dril http://www.buttheadcovers.com/tiny-pig.html sombody please buy me this for next years 9/11

dril kick birdseed into my neck as i tumble down a muddy staircas e into a pile of fluorescent lightbulsb while 100 tiny shits rolldown my pant

dril the ONLY way to gain musclemass is to eat tiny lady bugs

dril Vampire A: Im murdered. My idiot ass has put to be last bullet.

Vampire B: In Death we can truely live. Good bye

dril http://www.utexas.edu/law/calendar/2010/09/28/8909/

dril 9/30/10 - CONTENTS OF DIAPER - THE USUAL; SHIT 'N' PISS-- 1 EGG I LAYED

dril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRA5x5g6fo8

dril ass life

dril BEGGING AND PLEADING TO THE JANITOR TO LET ME FUCK HIS DISGUSTING MOP

dril Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge -- Except Rap And Country

dril taco bell is all too eager to implement fourthmeal BUT has yet to acknowledge Fourthgender. the almighty dollar folks

dril contaminant fucker

dril desperately trying to start a conversation at dragoncon by flaunting a timepiece

dril typically, you can extract aobut 10mg of bone marrow from a single owl pellet. mix with water and pour over nachos for free instant meal

dril these shitty birdseed husks my canary rejected will make a fine Car

dril the Iranian parliament holding an assembly to watch the dance scene from Son of the Mask on a poor quality vhs tape and screaming at it

dril wiccan lawyer

dril You Look Like The Fuckin Kfc Man #tastefulinsults

dril is this.. the fabled web 3.0 #fuckingmonstrositysidebar #jesuschrist

dril having a cocaine.mid ringtone does not make me a bad father.

dril please, g od. join my movement to build a pure, randian community on top of the pacific garbage patch

dril did u know its poss. to get harlequin ichthyosis in just ur dick. i do

dril "sorry sir. we cannot offer support for any non-standard operating systems" http://bit.ly/cyX2L7

dril please don't use asterisks to censor words, they look like tiny assholes and make everything worse

dril milf taxidermist

dril james bond, your next assignment is to infiltrate the white house and take the Tax's back from obama. please, get the Tax's -

dril alrigth who shoved a pair of jeans into the chilean miners' airhole and got it stuck. that was a lousy gift

dril im a Fuckhead media specialist who wants to know 1 thing... WHAT makes twitter.com 'tick'

dril enough. i know you're all excited about your Mr Cool Ice 2010 calendars but do NOT post anymore spoilers aobut november and december

dril knuckles mashed into my ass cheeks at all timse. new media singularity or what have you

dril under the influence of my toilet

dril simpsons Kurdish

dril im in jail for desecrating a toilet. the aclu is racist against white people

dril the last chilean miner emerges with two armfuls of coal, making all 32 of his colleagues look like Ass Holes

dril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdAcvnmuvAQ

dril http://i.imgur.com/pITDW.jpg

dril THE SUN THE MOON AND THE STARS ARE ALL TOO SMUG FOR MY LIKING

dril @babywolfpupy i cant find it sory

dril legalize my stench

dril Your search - diapertarian - did not match any documents. #maybenexttime

dril please check etsy.com for more Hell Charms made from my own inner ear bones and crystallized vomit before i get IP banned agan

dril EVERY POINT VALID AND INDISPUTABLE, perfect diction and posture, my flawless TED talk about snake vore silences thte trolls once and for all

dril just inherited about 200 crude dog statues my grandma sculpted to scare Angels away from her propertyl,

dril faerie blogs, faerie blogs, faerie blogs...

dril http://bit.ly/9lcuCA WRANGLER UNVEILS ILLEGAL NEW AD CAMPAIGN

dril @bug_deal hes the second thing. a bad person

dril @buckethole Your Bad

dril can i get a twiter verified account. im the guy on hgwy 23 who holds up the ad for that furniture store that went out of business 6 times

dril still waiting on that twitter verified status. i swear to god i am the real DJ Darkzide (the onyl vampire dj)

dril @Neil_Hamburger I will no longer sit idly by while you badmouth the @AXE corporation, the purveyors of Ecuador's finest wild hog poison

dril i proudly capitalize the word Indie

dril justin beieber u SUX and your getting wrinkley old and gross. your a wreck and trash. fucking pig. fucking worm. hell is real #bieber

dril where do girls live

dril does any 1 know the hebrew translation for "dubstep" #tattoo

dril agent scully found me freezing to death at the mountaintop. "drink of my breastmilk, it's the only way youll live" she cries, and i say "ok"

dril oops wrong accou5,nt

dril my last two post were virus, disregard thm

dril @glennbeck i am a real wiccan libertarian and thank you. thank you. my premature daughter got brandamage because of obamas help care taxs

dril exciting business venture: "toitoos" decorat your toilet with a variety of stock images. its a toilet tattoo. toitoo

dril THE MASTER: LETS SEE U DO SOME SICK PARKOUR OFF OF... THIS!! *REVEALS ENORMOUS BANANA PEEL*

dril us governmnet kidnaps swazi rape orphans and forces them to watch the sad dog episode of futurama while monitoring their vital signs for $

dril tto the fucker who donated me a heart. im glad youre dead

dril Download free Pig Hitler theme for Nokia N70

dril IVE TAKEN TO MIXING JENKUM METH IN MY BATHTUB IN ORDER TOE ARN THE MERE PENNIES NECESSARY FOR PROLONGING MY GODFORSAKEN TOILET LIFE

dril i will also ritualistically remove The Taint Of Sin from any stolen good you bring to my office (a plastic dog igloo)

dril do they make those cones that dogs wear after surgery for people? ?? i need to stop spitting on my dick

dril seeking a pisswife. i will do anythoing for a pisswife.

dril @Neil_Hamburger http://i.imgur.com/maYRE.jpg #axecrimes

dril ௵_௵ DOes Any One Want Neck Vids

dril @Neil_Hamburger oops..! #AXEStench #goddamnitall

dril POSTING FROM THE ANNUAL MORRISTOWN CHARITY TEEN MELT, OH IT'S JUST HORRIBLE, AWFUL (FOR A GOOD CAUSE THOUGH)

dril confiscate my spine

dril im bored. lets end rape. put a blue ribbon or something on your avatar if you want to end rape i guess

dril i'm sorry but can you please remove the pig display at the zoo. nobody comes to the zoo to see pigs. what the fuck is wrong with you.

dril Gravity (グラビデ, Gurabide), also known as Demi, is a recurring Gravity-elemental spell from the series. #prayfordemi

dril pray for gurabide.

dril http://i.imgur.com/cVoFs.jpg

dril http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-fcShqK46k&feature=related help full.

dril to all my mafuken clownz: blessed be

dril my grandfathers last words on death bed "VEGAN STRAIGHT EDDGGGEEE" and then the entire hospital shook and he got better

dril hgeuhkl i am a 300-pound producer / jurnalist my hobbies include car & beard maintenance also i know photoshop and my name is Miami

dril i only allow ppl to contact me by artful magazine clippign collages sent in insured fedex packages or by my xbox tag "dirty_shirt_iddiot5"

dril bow to your new denim god

dril GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC-- WILL THIS COMMON TUBERCULOSIS VACCINE GIVE ME THE GOOD AUTISM OR THE BAD AUTISM???

dril i am legally required b y the state of wyoming to tell all of you that i was caught fucking urinal cakes. i am a urinal cake fucker

dril @radiometricx culture war 666

dril @kfc_colonel i made a pipe vid dedicated to you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PHPtrAKMeU&feature=sub

dril jamie kennedy WILL be waterboarded at the spike tv VGAs in order to prove once and for all that it isnt torture and that iraqis are pu$$ys

dril us military strikes deal with PepsiCo to waterboard all terror suspects with Mt Dew??? wish i had some of that Free Dew. who is john galt

dril my christ. i am invigorated. using my new official old spice dr.pepper halo 3 exfoliating forehead wax. this is God. this feeling is God

dril today's garfield was much funnier when i read it the second time. thru the scope of my DPMS panther .308 semi-automatic rifle. #veteransday

dril disrespecting our soldiers is TREASON !!!!!!!!!! see u in hell u son of a bitch. *kicks orange cat effigy* #veteransday

dril @Lukes_WordSalad HELL IS THE LOOK IN YOUR BUDDYS EYES WHEN HES BLEDDING TO DEATH IN A GOD FORESAKEN JUNGLE!! HELL IS NO LIE; IVE BEEN THERE

dril @Lukes_WordSalad god is real. fuck garfield

dril "tweeting for literacy" is like farting against pollution

dril NEED CATCHY T-SHIRT SLOGAN FOR AIDS-THEIST CLUB, SOMETHING LIKE "POSITIVELY RATIONAL" OR "AT LEAST IM IMMUNE TO CONFIRMATION BIAS" #twiter

dril I Have A Life, Fucker. *Drives away in tiny car powered by my ow n shit and piss*

dril utterly dejected by the fact that my favorite romance novelist is just a Trident marketing strategist shilling mint gum to teens #ArtDeath

dril utterly romanced by the gum that my favorite marketing teen is just strategically shilling to mint dejection #DeathArt

dril utterely Trident hlruh bl mint lies and filth novel of marketing gum hurhf ghfh ghuhlck #AeathDrt

dril @AGentleBrees I Will Post Muhamad Drawing To SlashDot Every Five Seconds Until Allah Grants Me Ice Cold Mint Breath To Exhale In Girls Faces

dril @hambeef Trey Magnifique #sorry #imsorry

dril IS IT TRUE THAT THE TSA WILL TOUCH MY DICK FOR FREE AT LITERALLY ANY AIR LINE

dril a new face steps into a rowdy roadside bar somewehre along Interstate 22.. back of his leather jacket says "Trickle Down Economics Are Real"

dril TRYING TO RECONCILE MY STAUNCHLY SELF-DEPENDENT SMALL GOVERNMENT BELIEFS WITH MY CONSTANT NEED FOR DIAPER CHANGES

dril The New Ironic™

dril Mr Deeds Gay Download - What You Want, When You Want It

dril @vwvalaqayxlxo is your name realy "tatum yazzie" or was that procedurally generated using some ancient mayan timeshare marketing algorithm

dril @timeshare2010 oh good another one of you fucking monstsrs has come to shit on me

dril .@SouthwestAir GAVE U JOKERS $9990 1ST CLASS ROUND TRIP AND UR LOUSY TAXPAYER FUNDED TSA AGENT HAND JOB HAS LEFT ME BLISTERED & UNDESIRABLE

dril @CarlsJr the BE community thanks u. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-AUz8bhwmo

dril the words Paul Blart 2 appear on screen. the black eyed peas begin singing "Let's Get Paul Blarted In Here" as the mall cop bumbles around

dril im pretty sure that when we find out how to get in the 4th dimension there will be like 8 diferent genders to choose from

dril @wikileaks can u wiki leak some ke$ha nudes

dril my hell life http://aiipul-helllife.blogspot.com/

dril Your search - "cal ripken's tears" - did not match any documents.

dril world aids. also known as Humanity. *eyebrows contort bizarrely as i attempt a haughty facial expression until the commotion makes me vomit*

dril #why90srocked everyothing was more real. everythig more visceral. a more 'human' experience. i was also 200 pounds less fat

dril @GriseldaHornick i dont want to be a member of this shit earth.

dril setting up your own yahoo account is easy! you just click here, and he.. oh no. i just sent 60,000 pictures of my ass to my boss's daughter

dril one t wo three four i declare a Gender War

dril once inside the Visitor base i stood before their marvelous spacecraft and covered it with my piss. my god. my god. my god #VANGUARDSOF2012

dril a bumblebee shit on my arm and it hurts

dril we honor u

dril icant come to work today.. on account of JERRY DUTY *SHoves every seinfeld disk into dvd player at once*

dril sonic team has j ust dropped support for wikileaks. unbelievable. *spikes sega dreamcast itno the ocean, catalyzing a deadly tsunami*

dril i am a Doctor and a Lawyer who will teach u how to seduce women with rap music. my name... is not important.

dril *drops Dunston Checks In on Laserdisc on the roulette table * king me

dril I CRY INTO THE TOILET BECAUSE ITS WHERE MY WORTHLESS TEARS BELONG #LIFEHACK

dril "what say we up the ante." i said, as i threw a ball of dead ants at the prime minister

dril santa opens the door, says "happy birthday", rummages through your potpourri bowl for no reason, leaves without giving you any presents

dril please banky. if youre out there reading this i need you to graffiti a chode with balls on my shop teacher's station wagon

dril for your next art exhibition or whatever.

dril im banky.

dril My Dad's Friend Craig went to his favorite bowling alley and laid flat across lane no. 6. he chose to die there.

dril @EpicYoak YOUR LIVE IS A SEX JOKE, GAMING OWNS , THE VGAS ARE FAKE, GOD IS IN HELL , OLIVIA MUNN GET ` S FUCKED BY ME, UNCHARTED 3 SUCK

dril watching the inbetween comedy bits on vgas i sat and pondered.. wow this Shit is good enough to be on SNL.. the big league

dril @EpicYoak ya

dril dirty jobs man tcame to my house today with camera crew and a bunch of diapers. i said no

dril racist against autistic

dril If God Was In Hell We Would All Be Dead.

dril i want all every girl on twitter to take the pH level of here pussy and send it to me via private email

dril 4.6?? Oh Your One Nastey Bitch

dril no more. im done. stop sending me your disgusting pH levels. u whores are far too vile for my consideration. go date s ome muscle loser

dril "im not autistic. just my dick and sex drive is. im 100% a regular person other wise."

dril droid is filth. govt trick to ID and persecute civilians for $. real ID is 666 - thow all micro chips into the trash can. piss #IWantADroid

dril im an amputated shit lord hairspray addict. ask me anything

dril bug + dirt = me

dril production of beetle bailey 3d the movie has been CANCELED due to "small fires, sandstorms, lack of interest"

dril when twitter forces me to use the new layout i will retaliate iwth a deluge of horrid/disgusting diaper jokes and messages. my final warnig

dril The Latest Upsetting Concoction From @NestleUSA http://bit.ly/eyNPjR

dril consolidate your shit into a large mound until its visible from Google Earth, then sue google for putting pictures of your shit online #Rich

dril if evolution is real, then wh y am i cutting my own hand off

dril My CartMan Tattoo? Still Sick As Fuck. I'm Just Wearing A Turtleneck Sweater Because It's Cold

dril surfs up! *lies face down in a kiddy pool until death*

dril just tried to search twitter for "im a virgen" but i posted it instead, then frantically deleted it #thiswickedwebweweave #misery #Pride

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dril A wieght gain tribute to Princess Daisy

dril 2011 YEAR OF THE ASIAN WOMAN CHALLENGE: SUFFER A GENUINE PANIC ATTACK IN EVERY CRACKER BARREL RESTAURANT ACROSS THIS USA NATion

dril garth eats too much lettuce #fakeinsidejokes

dril wow how about instead of spitting that moutwash down the drain you spit it on your chest and rub it allover your self #TimesRunningOut

dril im going to go draw santa hiring a gay elf and stamp "Dont Ask Dont Tel" all over it and sell it to The New Yorker for $100o0. bye

dril #ihavenorespect for the military (murdertary) #ihavenorespect for whores(girls) #ihavenorespect for rappers #ihavenorespect for 666

dril these moon posts have got to go!!! *spraypaints "Bad Eclipse" on some desert boulder miles away from humanity and dies of dehydration*

dril @AGentleBrees time to kill the Fucker joking about me falling *shoots web, misses,ragdolls down the side of a skyscraper for like 6 minutes*

dril @prohustlers sorry im deaf

dril what i'm saying is that the world's smallest dick could probably fit inside the world's largest dick hole rather comfortably

dril @bicpens how about making pens that dont explode for once. a $2000 suit ruined. Thank u

dril #secretturnon pointing to a picture of Grimace at mcdonalds and asking the cashier "Who Is That Awful Purple Man?"

dril #2011predictions theoretical physicists will rejoice when high-speed particle collisions finally produce measurable evidence of My Smal Dick

dril 𝔹𝔸𝔹𝕐 𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔸𝕤 𝔽𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕁𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕖 ⁜ 𝔸 𝕄𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕖 ⁜ 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕃𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕀𝕤 𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤

dril to anyone who has ever had sex ,i forgive you. i am the simpsons, bitch

dril i am the simpsons, all of them. yes. turn off the cameras this interview is ove

dril Man said he could see into the future and told a Japanese tourist she would die if they did not have sex on a "sacred site",a court was told

dril just found out my favorite author is ugly #KillingMySelf

dril Disgusting Pear Man Fucks His Hideous Orange Wife -- Read More: Reuters.com

dril my father got sick of wegmans constantly running out of reddi-wip so he started a militia. guess i gotta join his shitty militia now

dril GEnder?? i barely know her! *cuts off dick&*

dril put an egg in ur mouth before the dentist, then when he opens ur mouth he cant mess with your teeth cause there's an egg there. #lifehaclk??

dril yes, dad, ive heard of simpsons porn.

dril http://tubedubber.com/#8jBEEtoPzS8:mfZN5YDRNN4:0:100:0:10:true

dril i WILL supply you with the TOP Stapler Mods - "Hideous, Impractical, Waste Of Money" - These Are The Death Knells Of Our Cultural Parasites

dril Fuck Up The Office With A Real Leather Alligator Stapler, Shatter THe Establishment - "I Believe We have Your stapler." - StaplerMods.com

dril "hey bob, why does your stapler have a live goldfish inside of it??" Oh this? this is a Stapler Mod only The New Rich have access to.Get out

dril http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Are_snakes_real

dril @DrOz please help me. i have a phycological desire to amputate my legs. please provide me with resources as im at the end of my rope

dril @DrOz love your show

dril please Gustin, if youre out there, send me the rest of your Gothic Emblem Concepts for our Hell Van Project. It's been 8 months, Gustin

dril who will kiss m e when im dead

dril welcome to a world where you can have sex with peoples wifes. this iws wife sex world

dril @BuffyOwen im garbage. im 9/11

dril @BuffyOwen no, im white

dril i dont know if i'm wearing it wrong or what but this Thick Load Bracelet is not making my loads thick.

dril let me slip into something more comfrotable *dives between the sofa cushions and disappears*

dril year 2160 - the huggies corporation pays the united states govt 4 quadrillion dollars to suppress socialized sewage treatment

dril @AGentleBrees If a snake eats an animal w/ mammary glands its eating milk idiot. i recognize u from the snake forums, I see ur still a troll

dril @DrOz nevermind. ive made the decision to amputate my legs, i found a man on angie's list. thanks any way.

dril the lord descends from the heavens and personally hands a starving african child the vrsn of Huckleberry Finn with the word nigger taken out

dril for $0.39 extra the burger king man will write "yu-gi-oh" on your hamburger in magic marker

dril FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE KILLED IT THEN KILLED HIMSELF

dril 50 Year Old Man Tracks Down 12 Year Old Cyberbully And Kills Him With Whip "...And That's The Last Neopets Funeral U Will Ever Interrupt"

dril "There is no known cure for dog autism." - vetinfo.com

dril melt thtis shit earth. melt this shit earth and start over. except for me and everyone in my necklace makeing club

dril Remove Tongue From Your Mouth Using Ancient Weird Ass Factoid That A Mom Did

dril #quotethatmovie "it's people. soylent people is made out of people"

dril @JarredPeaches for hte win. Mostly.

dril 1) All Sex Is Rape -- 2) Sex Is A Synonym Of Gender -- 3) There Fore Gender Is Unequivocally Rape -- 4) Set & Match , Gendertards.

dril 2012 ready???? Hm Lets See *opens uhaul truck full of diapers which proceed to spill all over the dairy queen parking lot*

dril *rotates earth 13 degrees* WHich zodiac sign are u now?? *rotates earth 27 degrees* NOW what one are u?? *rotates earth 2 degre* Fucker

dril dismal reception f or Little Fockers raises 1 important question: What can you and I do to keep The "Fockers" Brand sizzling into 2011??

dril ragnarök filipino

dril South Korea's 1 Million Buried Pigs Create Thriving Underground Society; Seek Unification With Hostile Surface Pigs

dril @AGentleBrees Hello Im A Potential Employer Who Hacked Into Your Locked Tweits And Was Put Off By Your Unorthodox Gender Diatribes; Fuck You

dril @Breterbie With Pigs

dril "THE STUPIDS 2 WITH TOM ARNOLD . TORRENT " IS NOT A REAL MOVIE, IT IS A WORM VIRUS, PLEASE DO NOT DOWN LOAD THIS FILE AS IT IS HARMFUL

dril RECENTLY GOT INTO MEDITATION; SOME REAL DEEP SHIT; KEEP "THE VIEW" ON DURING SO I CAN ENHANCE MIND AS WELL AS BODY

dril worst corn maze in usa has to be "The Cornundrum" in Melvin,OH; the corn seems brown or sickly, hand stamp wont wash off, stray dogs roaming

dril "POWER BIEBER" - my final words on death bed

dril obelisk rises from the volcano - what sorcery is this ??!! carved along its side are the words "POWER BIEBER"; 1600 birds myteriously die

dril and to you, in his will, your great uncle leaves y ou his most treasured possession, the very "POWER BIEBER" that caused his death

dril @woodmuffin Citizen Kane Except Every Instance Of "Rosebud" Is Replaced By "POWER BIEBER"

dril @meganphelps i agrree with all that stuff you say about god and dead people. please let me cool the fire in your heart with sexuel pleasure

dril lookin for some crazey motherfuckas to do a mind meld with, literally a combination of minds, double brain. we will be the most powerful man

dril gaining 400 pounds so i can tattoo the entire quran onto my disgusitng body

dril im prety random *files tax return with a green pen*

dril that guy who makes all the ffuuu comics must have a milion dollars by now, mean while i live in a gutted bureau

dril BREAKING: Man builds awesome face out of legos and is given key to governors mansion; while Shit Head Me eats moths in an abandoned hospital

dril No real-time results for "teh economy"

dril be careful on the web. i just found iout my girlfriend of 12 years is a bag clip

dril @bicinkpens shit pens. no good

dril @birdo i hate u birdo

dril wwow. howd that happen. i honestly dont know how a bunch of pics of shirtless men got on my resume and youd probably be a shitty boss anyway

dril animals can have spirit animals too.

dril my spirit animal is t he lowly paramecium, cosmic punishment for killing a paramecium in my past life

dril congressman introduces "Young Folks Should Call Grandpa More Often" bill, farts, dies, is replaced by his 70 year old son

dril yorure telling me i can wrench even more precious, ego-soothing pity from my online associates if i move to a 3rd world nation?? "ROAD TRIp"

dril Too Fat For College

dril "I THOUGHT YOU SAID STATE OF THE ONION" - obbama holding onion at state of the union address

dril AGE 20: WHY WONT ANYONE FUCK ME // AGE 40: WHY WONT ANYONE LOVE ME // AGE 60: WHY WONT ANYONE KILL ME // AGE 80: WHY WONT ANYONE FUCK ME

dril you see that big puddle of piss i made. loock closely. that miniscule speck in there is my brain. please scoop it up for me and call 911

dril al gore conference on global warming..canceled by SNOW!! "Guh, BLugh Durr" says the dumb man, while he pees into his comically large diaper

dril sen Dick Durbin holds press conference telling people to stop making fun of his name, farts on tv, is then forever known as "Fart Durbin"

dril no you listen to me, Fucker, i need "Steppenwolf" carved into THE BLADE, not the handle-- please hold my father is crying

dril @munckytown What Is Ur Take On The Teen Slavery Problem In America #AllTeensAreSlaves #TeenIsTheNewBlack

dril the wolf represents chaos. the eagle represents order. knuckles the echidna represents myself #tatchat

dril Good News : Weve Located The Cure For Aids // Bad News : It's Written In The Bible!!! Ew Gross

dril ah ye,s its nigh time that the Lexus has attained Trending Topic status, there is no Finer car, "This Is Exceptional", Lexus. The car, Lexus

dril @howiemmandel i think my wife is leaving me howie

dril @howiemmandel love Howie Do It

dril "KOI POND BONANZA" IN PITTTSBURGH?? THE SUPPOSED NUMBER ONE KOI POND SUPPLIER IN ALL OF PITTSBURGH, PA?? HARDLY A BONANZA

dril http://i.imgur.com/aJISN.jpg God Is Real

dril how dose it feel to be puppets in my numerology experiment *my true form emerges, a 3d skull wrapped in tinfoil , shooting green flames*

dril @Leiigghh i can send you one rat

dril welp, time to rescue egypt from muslims. asomebody please carry all 900 pounds of me to the site of the protests. wait nevermind im good

dril me and DigimonOtis suppot the government of Egypt, and detest the ape like protesters and their Campaign Of Fear. #jan25

dril "I believe the Egyptian people have no reason to replace their rightly instated leader with some sort of primitive pyramid god." DigimonOtis

dril @v3_LiciOuSvivi egypt is literally dying and all you can think about is the day your annual gift is shit into your lap you shit pig #jan25

dril @Demi_CyrusXOXO the great pyramids are being bombed into rubble by mubarak's thugs you dollop of lizard shit. fuck your birthday #jan25

dril @WhoseOnMyLine an egyptian baby is being shoved into the sphinx with a battering ram and doesnt give a fuck about your awful birthday #jan25

dril @matthewjbruner the nile river is red with blood and your fucking birthday present won't cleanse it. perspective, you fucking rat #jan25

dril @_erikacane when christ rains judgement on the world he will remember you talking about your birthday while egyptians fell to sniper fire

dril @BrittanyKeller #jan25 is far more significant than yourself. i bet you dressed up like a clown on 9/11 and shit on people

dril @JDBieberrholic policemen have barricaded all egyptian hospitals and are refusing the sick and injured. theres your fucking birthday present

dril @ayoo_tuFRESH your father would be so proud of you. exploiting a tragedy for the sake of your own miserable ego #jan25 #fuckyou

dril @ClaudChaberski HMM WHATS MORE IMPORTANT, EGYPTS POPULIST REVOLUTION OR THE DAY ON WHICH YOUR PARENTS GAVE BIRTH TO A HORSE MONSTER #jan25

dril @FlYkiDdFRESh #jan25 also happens to be the biblically foretold fall of the middle east you fucking waste of kidneys

dril @HeyLaurenKay because 100000 protesters were murdered in cold blood in the birthplace of civilization you ungrateful dipshit #jan25

dril @AlyssaMMichelle because the entire country of egypr is burning. if DigimonOtis were here right now hed spit in your fucking face. #jan25

dril @LaycesMusic bday cake is the once proud land of Egypt. the candles? human beings in flames, dying for the very freedom you take for granted

dril @Omarsito_N oh sorry. I was browsing the #jan25 tag for information regarding important human rights developments you shit stain pig man

dril @Omarsito_N way to capitalize cunt,. u must have some real deep seeded gender issues #Peeeeyuuuu

dril @FlYkiDdFRESh i charge ppl $10 for my real pic and split the money with DigimonOtis. all my pics are protected under creative commons (cc)

dril eating baby food. baby food for adults. adult baby food. i eat baby food. eat baby food as an adult. tricks to eating baby food as an adult.

dril EGYPTIAN PROTESTERS AIRDROPPED 100000 COPIES OF "NOW THATS WHAT I CALL MUSIC VOLUME 7"... THE SINGLE GREATEST NTWICM ALBUM OF ALL TIME

dril #ThingsWeAllHate pornos and sex

dril #QuestionsIDontLike muslim

dril Sponsor Wanted: Basically U Would Pay Me to eat Dogfood and i go "Its So Good Even Humans Can Eat It" or just fucking ignore me until i die

dril Utility Belt Contains (At All Times) Raw Vegan Oxygen Pills, Raw Vegan Skin Bronzer, Boomerang And Bic Lighter (Fire Boomerang) , Four Guns

dril im honeslty inquiring as to why im discouraged against printing my business card on basketballs and 2hand passing them to potential clients?

dril Porn is a constant reminder of how inadequate I am (self.AskReddit)

dril the only Pro-Israel carpet cleaning service in the tri-county area

dril @JoseCanseco please beat me to death with the softball bat juiced. i want to experience the legal 600 ft long ball across my fucking skull

dril @wolfpupy anything 1st gen.

dril hm whats this? dropped a copy of my 263-page memoir "All Bi Myself" on the florr of this trendy teen cafe. dont have time to pick it up. l8r

dril Your search - pugmom666 - did not match any documents.

dril @holidayinn My pop pop was diapered against his will at one of your Colorado locations. Please help me find the man who did this

dril im the model that the Bobs Big Boy Big Boy Restaurant Man is based on. They forgot to pay me #worstpickuplines

dril weverything i say is blocked out by falcons screaming until i die of a coughing fit #worstpickuplines

dril Think uve seen True 4G Wireless ?? Think again. *READS STAGE INSTRUCTIONS BETWEEN ASTERISKS INSTEAD OF PERFORMING THEM* #worstpickuplines

dril the dickwolfs controversey. Go #worstpickuplines

dril lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage

dril dog food + baby food = protein shake #OnTheGo

dril need someone in or around geigertown, philadelphia to help me dispose of approx 7500 live guinea pigs. i can not pay you, i will not pay you

dril the year is 2041 and im still using an older version of twitter that won't be around for much longer

dril I REALIZE MUSTACHE69@FIANANCE.BIZ MAY NOT BE THE MOST PROFESSIONAL EMAL BUT IVE GROWN SINCE I CHOSE IT AND WOULD STILL LIKE TO BE YOUR LAWER

dril @Oprah Please Help Me, A Shaman Told Me My Future Daughter Will Be Born Autistic, I Simply Cannot Afford This In My Life, Oprah Please Help

dril @DrPhil I Want Help, A Dark Shaman Told Me My Daughter Will Be Born Autistic, Though He Might Have Been A Demon, Or Fake; Pool Resources

dril @QdobaMexGrill I Want To Know How I Can Prevent My Unborn Daughter From Autism Despite A Shaman Predicting It, Help Me Qdoba Mex Grill

dril @WALGREENS A Bone Wearing Man, Likely A Shaman, Comming To Me And Saying My Daughter Will Be Born Autistic, How Can I Fix This ( 2012?)

dril @kfc_colonel Kfc, My Final Hope, Please Help Me Make My Future Daughter Unautistic, Shamans Curse, Wearing Bones (These Aint Chicken Bones)

dril on this day in history, alan turing invented the Gay Computer. one day later, preisdnet bill clinton fucked it. #demandaljazeera #hell

dril http://tinyurl.com/4mtlzdt thuis is my dick, i am posting this to come to terms with my self, this is therapeutic and good for me. #courage

dril MY SHIT IS IN SHAMBLES, MY DICK IS IN DISARRAY, MY ASS IS ASUNDER, MY BALLS ARE BALLISTIC, MY CUM IS CONFOUNDED, MY PISS IS PITIFUL

dril but my teeth are sparkling clean

dril @hambeef bbeats the shit out of you. silently begins pummeling y ou as you surrender and accept your punishment. not a word is spoken

dril http://tinyurl.com/4smf73p Gun World

dril Imagine. A world where guns come out of the ground like plants. And all the water is replaced by Bullet's. This is Gun World. It's real

dril CANT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON MOM & DADS FACE WHEN I GET THE BOOT CAMP THEY SENT ME TO SHUT DOWN FOR DIAPER DISCRIMINATION

dril @CampbellSoupCo i opened up a can of cambell soup beefy raviolis and it was just slush. im sorry big coustumer here, but i couldnt eat that

dril scenario: the air and space museum drops Space and becomes the Air and Spade museum, devoting large sections to David Spade and his comedies

dril gypsy denim

dril hm lets see.. *Logs On To Dark Net* bomb recipes... voyeur upskirt.. snuff vids..DILBERT?? WHo thef fuck put dilbert on dark net

dril @tylerperry still shilling your vile shows w/o apologizing for your comments on GM food which have cost hundreds of lives.? #nsn3d #SickFuck

dril TYLER PERRY ----------> MONSANTO <----------- 666

dril The Credits Roll At Justin Bieber 3D And My Body Chooses To Fuse 3D Shades To My Brain Forever; No Turning Back & Life Is Good, Thank Ya

dril tips for photographing your own vomit From A Mom-- lighting, etc

dril what my organization does is take fatsuits from obnoxious PG-13 comedies and donate them to the needy

dril do NOT go to "ZiggyMania" at the Tehran Hilton; only two or three ziggy booths set up; one of them tries to sell u fabrics you dont need

dril dictionary.com defines the word "Mania" as "excessive excitement or enthusiasm; craze:". "Ziggy Mania" offered none of these things t o me.

dril jesus christ there's a band named ziggy mania

dril am a network marcketer and a mlm,and i love making friend and allso i care about other as well.i need some1 who have this same thing with me

dril youtube.com sends albanian govnt. $70 for dancing dog vido. albania best country. fuck all othter dancing dog video #ubertwitter

dril some body please make the watson robot play halo.

dril chiropracty is real and it works on swords also.

dril six years ago today george washington carver invented a penut #MyBlackHistory #YourBlackHistory

dril Mohammad Muhamad, King Of Islam, Cahugt Counterfeiting Some Cool Dunham Specials On 3D Bluray; Sentenced To Be Hung By The Penuis Until Dead

dril SOME ASS HOLE ATE MY TONGUE AND REPLACED IT WITH HIM SELF AND IS EATING EVERYTHING I TRY TO EAT

dril ugh.. my husband never puts the toilet lid back down. *Closes Lid,; Takes Huge Piss On Top Of It*

dril my name is not "Wierd Dick Man ", so please stop writeing it on my tent.

dril SLOWLY LOWERS JEANSED ASS INTO A WOODEN BOWL FULL OF EXOTIC MEDITERRANEAN OILS AND REDROSE PETALS; AH THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD FOR LOWERCASE

dril my résumé; page 1 ; "IM A JEANS MAN FIRST AND FOREMOST" in 42pt. rosewood font. page 2 is the bible

dril my 14beautiful geisha brides work together to change my preposterous 300 pound diaper. #mtvcribs

dril @CampbellSoupCo Mmm Nope!! Your bad

dril @Cheesecake one of ur waiters kicked me out of my chair and into an interracial family's table and burned my dick off with a cigarette. thnx

dril i have ptsd from the time i brorke a chair at pop eyes chicken with my ass, and i am unemployable because of this. #smalljoys

dril any 1 want to look at pictures of owls with me write the word Hoot on a bottle mesage & toss it in the frog pond

dril to stand nude before a group of middle aged italian mob bosses and have them obnoxiously berate your dick while smoking cigars

dril the clown nose on my dick is there because im more susceptible to infection since my wii bowling accident, iddiot. no more hateful messages

dril Tweetmix.me http://t.co/R2XQ3b9 via @tweetmixme

dril GOURP OF TEEN GIRLS RESURRECT DALE EARNHARDT IN SLEEPOVER DARE, EARNHARDT RUNS FROM THE PREMISES NUDE, COVERED IN ECTOPLASM, YET TO BE FOUND

dril /~-_,♠-|.RAT.|-♠,_-~\ /~-_,♠-|.POPE.|-♠,_-~\ #tigerblood

dril My News Years Resolutions Is To Take My Dana Carvey Impersonations To The Next Leveal. (Pro Circuit Anyone? We're In Talks)

dril TO AVOID SCARING OR OFFENDING CHILDREN WE'VE TAKEN ANNE FRANK'S DIARY AND REPLACED EVERY INSTANCE OF THE WORD "NAZI" WITH "POLICE MAN"

dril an old man wheezes into a ragged cloth; Bam looks into camera, says "Woah, glad im not That cloth!" thne does a Bogus airspin into the trash

dril people who think dolphins are real = shit

dril http://i.imgur.com/7urrd.jpg basically just search "earthquack"

dril turn all the food on earth into wolf urine #waystopissoffafatperson

dril kick their pets and cars #waystopissoffafatperson

dril can 1000000 irate south korean pigs buried alive after a foot and mouth outbreak possibly join forces and cause an 8.9 eartquake??? #yes

dril attn: Fucker who posted False R.I.P. to Cedric The Entertainer; i haeve just received my good shooter degree from gun college. that is all

dril BMEZINE, U WILL FEATURE MY PIC AT ONCE. IM THE MAN WITH JETHTO TULL WRITEN ON CHEST IN PERM. MARKER #NotEntitledToTheSweatOfMyBrow

dril @roscow it's the most spiritual of all energy's.

dril @roscow im sorry

dril me_steppin_on_a_pair_of_cowboy_boots_while_wearing_cowboy_boots.flv #Woof

dril 5676083 » Stock Photo - African American businessman holding a pile of piggy banks isolated on white.

dril i am a Teen and that's somethjing i have to live with for the rest of my life.

dril The Bible Is Fake. oh. what's that? you're holding a physical copy of the bible, you say? hm, looks legit. The Bible Is Real, Then

dril I Beleive I Am Being Racisted Against Because Of My Marmaduke Necktie

dril ❒Single ❒Taken ✔GenderDead

dril it's spelled "Suge Knight", grandma. you've fucked up again

dril arrest hitler for racism

dril MY 7 BOARDER COLLY'S ARE MY ANGEL AND IF THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRESENT AT THE OPERATING TABLE DURING MY LAP-BAND PROCEDURE I'LL DIE

dril "WHO NEEDS ISLAM WHEN YOU HAVE SIXTEEN BORDER COLLEYS JUMPIN AROUND " - THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD

dril border colies are 250% Smarter than humans and stronger to, which is why the US Military refuses to breed them

dril any one who figures out how to breed border collies with the Microsoft Zune needs to hollaer a message at me

dril it makes me sick when i see border collies portrayed in the media as "Loser Dogs" who are "Probably Rats"

dril *¥¥¥_,,- MaGnUm DiApEr -,,_¥¥¥*

dril BibleReader666

dril Yearly Reminder That Human Beings Have Actually Died As A Direct Result Of April Fools Day #aprilfools #JokesOnUBub

dril @chewskin Yes

dril Goes To Rotten.com, Sees A Man's Dick, Clenches Eyes Shut And Shakes Head While Clicking For The Back Button, Clicks Refresh Accidentally

dril if u think that SegaKnight's Expert Analysis Female Masturbation Dissertation lacks credibility and coherence then log off my sight.

dril @MikesRadTwites its going to be col when i finish that in 9 years

dril al;l piss is sterile. except mine

dril Is Amaerica Ready For A Fat President

dril im the geico gecko and I want u to help me end rape

dril @thegeicogecko how do you cope with the realization that everything you say and do is dictated by a soulless, unfeeling corporation

dril MGM STUDIOS CAN U CONFIRM THAT MR. DUSTIN HOFFMAN HAS SEEN THE VIDEO I SENT OF ME MUCKIN AROUND IN A PILE OF LEAVES?? OK ILL CALL BACK LATER

dril building a casket for my babydaughter in minecraft in lieu of a real casket which i can not affort.

dril kicked outta the classroom again for pointing out the obvious fact that our school buildig was built by slaves.

dril Welcom to MpregCraig's Mpreg Dolphin Cove 3D... if u are a shark fanboi, please leave. 2d likers? no dice. Fpreg? get the F outa here

dril http://bit.ly/gTL4KV #betrayal #misery #2012

dril brett favre punches a curtain with the word "INCEST" painted on it, rips it down, looks into cam and says "No Incest" #PublicService

dril my dick is a swastika. #andthewinneris #iwasthinkin #atablackpersonfuneral

dril Sort Of Like A Wiccan James Bond

dril how did they do the ace ventura butt talk. i know that shit wasnt real. was it 3d or robots

dril im the Rembrandt of naked yoshies

dril @drildf never say my name again you disgusting criminal

dril police man kicks me in the diaper while running out of radio shack, causing my shit 2 fountain up and ruin several RC spongebobs #rodneyking

dril "liking arli$$ too much" is a bullshit thing to divorce me over

dril Horse_Ebook Passes Turing Test, Replaces The Bible

dril for the last time, Diaper is capitalized when referring to the lifestyle or state of mind, but not when referring to the physical object.

dril PLACING SCREAM MOVIE MASK OVR MY HEAD AS MY HUGE GLISTENING BODY SLOWLY ROTATES IN MY HELL REALM,CONTROLING 600 MONITORS,SMOKING A 3D HOOKAH

dril FOR 1 SECOND THE NORTHERN LIGHTS DISPLAYED DHARMA AND GREG IN GLORIOUS BLURAY-- NOW LETS ALL SIGN MY PETITION IN BLOOD TO GET IT ON TV'S

dril in 11X B.C. an irish Mystik cast a curse on all moms to reciev free college books every 11th day of 11th year & 11th milenium. this is today

dril want to see big legs. want to see big legs

dril controversy erupts as john boener hands out tiny goodybags to everyone on senate floor and sticks dems with all the yellow starbursts #Gross

dril cool news: if i sit a certain way my dick becomes convex #heeaja

dril what anm i gonna do with this warehouse full of osama bin laden toilet paper. nobody wants to wipe their ass with a dead guy

dril my crystalologist told me that bin laden was trapped inside this $60 jade charm?? getting REAL huffy & worked up righ now and demand ansers

dril @Applebees WAtching my father slam down a Buffalo Chicken Crisper Salad with his vile sausage fingers& i didnt order any food because im mad

dril @applebees this waiter keeps looking at his watch and dripping broken glowstick goop on a detached baby doll's head. 2012???

dril @applebees fat bald leatherman in cheetah shades is beckoning me towards thre popper bar.his 3D tatoos seem to indicate hes from the future.

dril .@EBERTCHICAGO What is Ur least favorite greek film. Greetz from turkey

dril I WIL NOT RESTORE THE PSN NETWORK UNTIL ALL 7 HELL MASON BANKERS ARE IN JAIL & THEY BRINGBACK COOKIES N CREME FLAVOR DORITOS

dril @petsmart do u do obidience classes for HUSBENDS ????? ;) Just Kidding

dril If I Fill A Bird Bath With Capri Sun Will Birds Still Bathe In It #badsciencefairprojects

dril Can Police Man Cartman " Respect The Authority " Of The Intesnely Cool Refreshingly Satisfying Mint Taste ONLY Found In Dentyne Ice ???

dril .@dentynegum I Just Chewed Four Packs Of Dentyine Ice And Now I Can't Taste Anything-- Think U Can Send Some Coup's My Way???

dril the jerk off who told my autistic son that sega of america exploded needs to come forward so i can crush his neck betwext my Perfect thighs

dril SensualMaddenPlayer Checking In.

dril "You have the thoughts and brain of a baby." - My 2012 Adviser Craig Gurtle -- Fuck you Mr. Gurtle, I Can Survive 2012 My Self.

dril @DunkinDonuts so i heard your Thailand outlets are FULLY owned and operated by Ladyboys... Any chance of you bringing this to the 'States?

dril i hand you an envelope. inside is a series of photographs of me gradually deteriorating. when you look at me again im a skeleton #Owned

dril Turds And Piss Found At Usama's Compound >> Decorated Royal Navy Commander Lenny 'Hotdogs' Burbit States As Follows: "He Loved Too Shit"

dril MASCARA DRIPS DOWN MY FAT FACE INTO MY PATIENTS GAPING CHEST INCISION... ˜¨¨¯¯¨¨˜ª¤ SAD SURGEON GIRLS ¤ª˜¨¨¯¯¨¨˜

dril GENDERLESS WEDDING AT HARD ROCK CAFE: THE BRIDE AND GROOM WILL BE COVERED IN TARPS IN ORDER TO CIRCUMVENT THE STANDARDIZED NORM`S; FREE ICE

dril theyer renovating my hard rock cafe.. just saw a mover man drag two crates of live rattlers inside..has Hard Rock gone TOo wild?? No F'n Way

dril give a man to fish and he will Re-Tweet U

dril Give a Man a Cool Beachball With the Hard Rock Cafe Logo on it and He will teach a fish to swim for u

dril bury my heart at wounded knee's Hard Rock Cafe franchise

dril @MidoriGummiBear me too. im fucking awful

dril @pwreciouskenny neitehr am i. im a fucking waste

dril @zaida_suga i agree. im as terrible as you

dril "cleveland rocks " is not actually sung by drew carey. end this fucking lie

dril A CELESTIAL BEAM SHATTERS THE ORACLE INTO ONE MILLION SHARDS, WHICH WONDROUSLY FLOAT INTO THE AIR AND FORM THE WORDS "PEAK BITCOIN"

dril im the only lawyer in nyc who will handle your case AND have sex wit h u

dril pumped my home FULL of oxygenated perfluorocarbon so i can swim N breahte; forgot to vacuum up pet hair & crumbs beforehand ---- Chest Pains

dril to the punk who spray painted "Fat Angel" on my 1996 chevy suburban: post your nintendo friend code so i can send you the Medal Of Honor

dril "How To Make WebKins Fuck" #IncriminatingSearchTermsFoundOnRyanDunnsDeathComputer

dril boscov's is a highly professional organization Sir, and as such we refuse to engrave "the sex fucker" onto your george foreman panini press

dril i shsould be allowed to beat off in the back of a police car. im already going to jail so whats the difference

dril projectile drooling: im the only person in the world who does this. doctors refuse to help me

dril what can i rub on my body to make my musk more ethnic

dril changing 500 tiny diapers on 500 disgusting rats #TheLifeIChose

dril genderman's only weakness is being told that his name contains a masculine bias

dril Guess What Fag. Most Birds Are Too Smart To Be Deterred By Scarecrows. I Guess Your A Bitch #StrawmanArgument

dril "EroticLloyd", aka "Puerto_Neko", aka "RicanMudBoss", aka "LloydGunge", akA "GunkAndCatBoi", aka "Puerto_Gunger", aka "Aiden's Cool Uncle"

dril i dont care how good it feels. i am not naming my child "compost fucker". end of story

dril TheLegsGuru - girls let me see them beautiful Leg's - TheLegsGuru

dril @FOXBroadcasting U guys should un-cancel the Bernie Mac Show, like u did with family guy.

dril if any one knows how to convincingly justify dubai's economic model to bratty ltitle brothers go ahead and plop me an email. fubu back.

dril GUess who just renewed his subscription to Newsweek. this guy! (cue blurry stock footage of an unidentified fat old man spitting into a cup)

dril cum bib

dril @the_ironsheik "The Philly Phanatic"

dril http://i.imgur.com/u9Xw9.jpg my fave`s

dril wearing my diaper at half mast , in memoriam #amywinehouse

dril apparenlty yelling "where the fuck is garfield" at comic con 2011 is not only frowned upon, but illegal

dril MY KUTCHER/SCOTT " DUDE AND SWEET TATTOO" ROUTINE IS SEVERELY HAMPERED BY THE FACT THAT IM ONE PERSON

dril http://bit.ly/bl4vMi The Free Encyclopedia

dril Nacho Libre Tight Dick Shots - Nacho Libre Best Ass Crack Vids - ripped by x_vArEz_x ©2006

dril former UN ambassador John Bolton uses hideous mustache to conceal "Police Is Bullshit" facial tattoo #amomentofsilence

dril @SlimJim how much salt has to be hammered into a turd before it turns into a Slim Jim

dril makers of @SlimJim announce @SlimeJim !!! dog food for humans

dril i just found The Dos Equis Most Interesting Man In The Worl'ds deviant art account. he draws his own jeff dunham puppets

dril Earth Wind and Diaper #NotARealJoke #WhatHaveIBecome

dril cool gags in 2011: making the text field in new twitter really tall. you can scroll down and keep making it taller. ramadan mubarak

dril petition to make cvs stop forcing their pharmacists to wear shirts

dril http://i.imgur.com/vB8UL.jpg no

dril #PrayForNicksGrandpa even though prayer is clinically proven to make people die faster??? how about no.

dril Here I Am, Well Into My 20s, Using Twitter.com, A Website For Children #Itreallymakesmemad

dril Clipart Illustration of a Black Hanukkah Baby In A Diaper, Holding Gifts, A Menorah And A Rattle

dril Clipart Illustration of a Frustrated Cowboy Holding A Skunk That's Been Torturing His Farm With Stinky Spray

dril Clipart Pig Angel In Prayer - Royalty Free Vector Illustration

dril the first iddiot to file a complaint against my rat zoo gets a new pipe hole courtesy of my Handsome Fists

dril not even Austin Powers 4 can win me back after mike myers' hideous racial outburst at the Laugh Factory. Fuck you

dril @JohnDeere My Nieghbor Has Been Modifying His John Deere Illegaly With Muslim-Style Decorations And Noise Enhancers, How Do I Stop Him

dril came outside today to notice m y "Bring Back The Marriage Ref" bumper sticker violently ripped off. Obviously, I hit a nerve.

dril the human mind is a fascinating piece of shit #TwitterVsFB

dril @JNJComm wife wont wear diaper. help

dril im going to start a multimedia network for those who enjoy smacking dingers in the game of base ball and also marry baseball

dril @NoahMunck True Or False: IS There a force powerufl enough to counteract "Munckmentum" in 2011, 2012, and Beyond.

dril #replacemovienameswithbacon kevin bacon

dril lesebien cum #alchemy

dril if i hear another "joke" regarduing my terminally ill dickwife so help me god i'm shutting down this entire irc server

dril people please, all i ask for is one town hall meeting which doesnt reference The Matrix

dril @HomeDepot angered that your toilets had no water in them,i crawled onto my back and worked up a frenzy, my legs airborne and dick visible.

dril @pizzahut the manager of your Howell, NJ location disapprovingly wagged his finger at me at about 4:15 PM for reasons he woudl not divulge.

dril ive gotten too fat for my diapers and now i gotta go across town to get specially made ones and i cant drive because im bipolar. fuck racism

dril "Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

dril thank u mysterious stranger @drilsdiapers for doing the community a great service by cataloging my abject misery & rendering me unemployable

dril Asthmatic Blogger Expo Ruiend By Very Dusty Man

dril i siad jobs plan, not inside jobs plan!! #oboama911

dril dear sir or madam - i request the following: "CUM_SISSY" embroidered into the back of my father's old army jacket, complete with underscore,

dril i need someone to come fix my fucked up neck tie. ive barricaded myself in the bathroom ogf kenny rogers roaster in mumbai. say the password

dril the password is "dragons" go go go

dril Double standard [rage comic] : MensRights

dril someone said "rage comics" out loud and fistpumped in one of my classe.s. thats a real thing that a human being did

dril BIGMOUTH BILLYBASS REVIVAL , SINGS GAGA, BIEBER, ET AL; INFUSED WITH 2012 TECH FOR SHIT & PISS CAPABILITIES; "PHENOMENAL" FORBES MAGAZINE

dril @BieberReject #Imagine justin holding my nude, shaking body while lowering the gun to my head and whispering "goodnight" into my bruised ear

dril IN HEAVEN, ALL THE VANITY LICENSE PLATES & COWBOY BOOTS U EVER OWNED ARE STRUNG UP BEHIND YOUR LEGS 4EVER, CLACKIN BEHIND U EVRY STEP U TAKE

dril *slams king james holy bible shut on a piece of pepperoni with mayo and onions stickin out * And that is how u make a truth sandwich

dril opened portal to free hikers in iran-- instead greeted by Real Life minotaur, anubis, something or other, all i know hes a real holler mouth

dril #OrtizKnockOutPlaylist Gangster Paradise By "Weird Al" Yancovic

dril never too old to imprint "SABRINA THE TEEN AGE WITCH" itnto the hood of your car multiple times with big metal boots #SellOuts #FakePeople

dril Learn How To Use Toilets Without Getting Fully Nude

dril i wonder if social media newsbots ever miss their former lives as the beautiful women in their profile pics

dril @MexicanAtheist please dont assoicate the freaking awesome thunder cats show with your fake belief's. thank you

dril @MexicanAtheist Then log off my sight.

dril fantasy meatball league

dril GETS RIGHT UP IN WIFE'S FACE AND DEMANDS "THE BOOK OF ELI" THEMED THANKSGIVING DINNER; MANGLES A THING OF PAPER TOWELS AND HURLS IT AT WALL

dril The Band Was Originally Called "The Red Hot Chili Diapers" Before A Policeman Said No [citation needed]

dril affirmative action is pretty fucked up if u ask me. **produces and begins smoking a tube of Gogurt, the grab & go yogurt, like a cigar***

dril for every animal you dont eat i will eat the grab and go yogurt gogurt,maddox said that and it owned, someone get that quote,someone please

dril i live vicariously through my diaper

dril petition to rename the statue of liberty "Bisexual Tattoo Goddess" because istand for something real and i live in a part of this world.

dril BARBARO IS BACK, THE ONCE DEAD REACEHORSE IS BACK TO LIFE AND TEARING UP THE HORSE TRACK LIKE NEVER BEFORE, "THE SECRET" WORKS,THANK U OPRAH

dril WOah. Just had another Dr. Oz dream. This time he was crying

dril @Lowes i am this close to killing the mother fucker who keeps coming on my account and posting diaper things and saying im the one in them

dril @DrewFromTV please murder me drew carey. i want you to snuff my trivial existence from this awful lplanet. good job losing weight

dril According to @klout, I'm influential about: forums, religion and spirituality, and diaper http://t.co/2hhru5LL

dril couldent have said it better.

dril i accidentally legally changed my name to "Child Porn Man", if u have any experience dealing with this issue i owuld appreciate your input.

dril SOME ONE REPLACED MY INCEST FAQS WITH PICTURES OF TURKISH FLAGS AND GUNS

dril bond theme plays while super spy & ladys man James Bond wanders around the forest with a magnifying glass, searching for the cure for autism

dril me, begging and pleading with a turtle, telling it to spit out my dick , causing a scene at a miniature golf course and getting 911 called

dril *gets booed at USO show for makig Diaper Jokes, calls all the troops Fuckers*

dril @LeftCoastBias @TheOnion i did it. i hacked the onion. ive been making them post fake news stories for like 20 years now. suck my dick

dril i would advise U not to visit this small minded website, MEETUP.COM; They get mad if yo[u bring devil sticks to the meetups even if your pro

dril three words to describe me: Sensual, Progrsesive, Muscular. Check out my blog about mustaches

dril " STAY HUNGRY " - burger king

dril HOW MUCH IS $500 IN DOG YEARS

dril how to convert ouija board to xbox controller using only a dead gamer

dril reading my twitter feed, screaming "SIT ON IT, BUB!" everytime some1 makes a rude #iSad post, my face growing more contorted as i get louder

dril @THEHermanCain please send me pics of you crying on a photograph of the wtc. i need to see ur tears and part of your wet face. please hurry

dril FOR SALE: One Beekeeper's Uniform With "METH GOD" embroidered into back, Lightly Used (856) 625-3325 - Ask For Officer Jim

dril My Business Logo: a composite of sexy lady legs cut out from a variety of images and arranged to spell the word "Gordo"

dril here i am again, screaming into the toilet, hoping somehow, somewhere, my future wife can hear my soothing voice resonate intot her asshole.

dril @nenelightangel e

dril this is the episode of sliders where they get transported to Hitler Earth, where everyon carries the appearance & manneurisms of adolf hitl

dril "im the 1%" - a milk

dril several men present to me a single diaper in a black suitcase. i take the diaper in my hand and examine it. "my god, this is next-gen"

dril fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

dril about 80% certain that Neil Cavuto just said "teh economy" instead of "the economy", on th e air. someone with dvr please confirm

dril Electric Light Orchestra AND Spyro The Dragon??? Finally , A KickStarter I Can Empty My 401k Into

dril HIBACHI MAN AT @BENIHANA__ - WILL NOT PREPARE KRAFT MACARONI AS REQUESTED - THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT - IM VERY ILL

dril please don't try and tell me that schrodinger's diaper is a quantum superposition of clean and dirty states, we can all fucking smell it

dril please dont try and tell me that schrodinger's diaper is a quantum superposition of clean and dirty states, we can all fucking smell it

dril in a rage., i farted into the gamestop cashregister, venting my frustration and rendering the money unusable, paving the way for gold stndrd

dril i looked that little punk behind the counter in the eye and told him Criss Angel Mindfreka is the most compelling televsn program like, ever

dril pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid

dril im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes

dril inventor of GameFuel's impassioned plea: "please stop drinking it. its not for human consumption. why are you drinking it. its for cars"

dril have sex with rag doll instead of humen #ADVANCEDlifehacks

dril @DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere

dril @rogerclark u monster

dril im not saying the release of my FF6 Nude Mod incrased obamas approval rating, but there's certainly a correlation that's difficult to ignore

dril SO I WAS SAYING, IF IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO BAPTIZE HUMAN INFANTS, WHY NOT JEANS

dril thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time

dril TRied to sell some cool EbaumsWorld Merch to Wallstreet Protesters, was told to "Fuck Off" by probable agent provocateur; Im Sad and Fearful

dril kim karcdashian should have married me or my friend DigimonOtis instead because we're Nice. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage

dril i also have proof that kim kardashian is a "brony"., although i will not show it to a bastard like you.

dril @glennbeck i can give you 22 reasons to be concerned about your giant sweaty head

dril @naughtymess thank u. twitter is christ 2012

dril @n00neimp0rtant Most Of My Followers Died After One Of My More Heinous Diaper Jokes

dril @iRespectGmail please read my boolk entitled "girl theory" for more insights on this troulbled gender, as well as pickup techinques & lament

dril still way fuckin Muscled , despite the economy, despite life

dril how is it even - possible, - to remain Muscled in this black world -

- pain is god and im Her disciple. tron: legacy -

dril muscle economy, muscles as currency, end the dollar, get ripped, get rich pumping weights, weatlh = body size, predicted by Blaise Pascal

dril @DennysGrandSlam its ok, ive since forgiven you. id simply like a coupon to replace the dr. pepper that was spilled during the altercation

dril (1) hack myself into the principals computer (2) do a rude little dance (3) get beyblades Unbanned

dril the next step in human evolution is to cover your body in Rage Face tattoos and point to them instead of displaying emotions the normal way

dril ladies & gentlemen of BlizzCon, im ready now to unveil my spirit animal for 2012. *holds up picture of the family gu y dog, audience gasps*

dril no you see, if you look closely at this drawing he put a face on the sun. clearly this child is autistic

dril famous daves proud to announce confessional booths in every restaurant where you can go to atone for your bbq sins. fucking murder me

dril @wheelyapple house speaker john boehner claim obama used infinite soul glitch at press summit. obama cooked the boo;ks

dril Let The Rapist Do Football. Let The Rapist Teach The Kids To Run The Ball Good. He Good At His Job And The Rapist Should Be Aloud To Do It

dril http://t.co/HwOiiZ0m

dril "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

dril @Lowenaffchen doestn matter. we're both mere shadows of Baby Giveaways Galore

dril @beebee880 me . me please. dear god i need this

dril i have been tasting my piss every day in order to develop an immunity to it. i am immune to piss. if you piss on me ill just laugh at you.

dril Teens respond to scorpions. Im bridging the teen reality with ours, through Scorpion Use. Do scorpions need to act rude to be cool? No

dril "i hope this shitty mustsache makes my face look less fat (It wont)" - some guy

dril reaches into pocket for folded up print-out of "the troll face". a bunch of old crumpled up napkins also fall out. the stench is unbearable

dril @Battlefield man named "Garth_Turds" has bene following me to every map and yelling "hitler" . Claims hes a mod. Get rid of him

dril @Battlefield can you please do something about abusive user "Garth_Turds". i fear your inaction is only allowing him to grow stronger

dril @Battlefield user "Garth_Turds" jusr read my address online , except replacing the name of my town with "Toilet". my daughters are crying

dril @Battlefield User "Garth_Turds" still has not been banned. He's an utter nuisance. He's also using some kind of hack to make himself louder

dril Sorry "DrunkDriver1488", your eHarmony profile has been rejected

dril @Battlefield once again, user "Garth_Turds" is running amok on this server, reading off a list of religions and making fart sounds w/ mouth

dril @Battlefield I have verbally confronted "Garth_Turds" on several occasions, remaining respectful despite his refusal to listen to reason.

dril @Battlefield The longer we both draw out this "Garth_Turds" debacle, the more foolish the both of us look.

dril #UseATwitterNameInASentence @chrisbrown punched his wife then took his shirt off in a television studio

dril What The Fuck Is "Human Dignity" And Why Does It Have A Higher Metacritic Score Than "The Waterboy"

dril any gay scientist out there who want to experiment with my dick. pour gay chems on it. inject stem cells into it. i dont care anymore

dril @DeptofDefense The next AIDS you guys manufacture & distribute should target people who listen to Justin Bieber! Yuck! #JustForLaughs #Gags

dril i have spent the past 14 years of my life crafting an intricate tale that evokes the mind and spirit. i am proud to bring you "Ghetto Sonic"

dril @DogBountyHunter Theres a guy here who claims hes the real Dog, says the guy on tv is some filthy hippy;Is this the real or fake dog twitter

dril @Lowenaffchen @dogbountyhunter woqw. respond to a helpful offer with disgusting, ignorant vitriol. lost a lot of respect for The Dog today

dril served thanksgivng turkey wearing diaper to family ; my coming out as a Wearer -- one thing im NOT thankful for is rudeness and betrayal

dril Super Mario Guy RPG - The cast of Family Guy meets Super Mario RPG as Peter Griffin does a "Let's Play" of the classic 1996 Nintendo Game.

dril @space_info it is remarkable that he has managed to stretch this concept into 5+ hours of non-stop laughter

dril Yo Trolls: Maybe my jokes are bad because u create a hostile environment thatm akes me nervous. Maybe I piss my pants too. Maybe get a life

dril shame on you for assuming I tattooed "Yes Yes Ya'll" on my newborn infant's head for a less than 100% justifiable reason

dril indeed, i am Very Diapered right now, currently pairing a Pampers Cruiser with a quarter glass of Marcus Sinclair's Cape Cod November Ale

dril Playsy some @TOADM , all of the Rap Likers begin to cry "My God, Our Music Was Fake All Along", as I take a well-earned sip of Pibb Xtra

dril my shitty Zumba Trainer thinks that letting people pay me to cry on webcam doesn't count as a real job. mods, help me diaperbomb his mansion

dril Ur Honor, The Jury Is Obviously Biased Against Me Because Theiyre Mad., And They're Butt Hurt, And They Post On Different Forums Than I Do

dril @Battlefield My requests are as follows: 1) Apology Letter From user "Garth_Turds" for hollering his mouth at me 2) Warn & Ban "Garth_Turds"

dril @Battlefield "Garth_Turds" on here calling console fanboys the N-word. I ask you Garth, why is it that you're playing the PS3 version then?

dril @Battlefield I have done this approximately 30 times.

dril @Battlefield I tried earlier but when I posited a list of Garth's transgressions he silently closed the chat. Sorry I actually obey the TOS

dril james bond hollers "Destroy Teen Asthma", bends over & does a line of coke off of a VHS tape that has "PUSS AND BOOTS BLUERAY" written on it

dril @CBStweet IVE DISCOVERED ASPHYXIATING MYSELF NOT ONLY ENHANCES ORGASMS BUT ALSO THE INTENSITY AND FREQUENCY OF LAUGHS FROM UR COMEDY LINEUP

dril scientists may be able to generate working organs from stem cells, but never in a million years will they manage to lick my gay boots clean.

dril @johnmellencamp kept coughing into his hand and looking at it during his latest performance at clowes memorial hall and it was gross

dril WORLDS BIGGEST TIRE CHANGE FUCK UP, THATS ME IN THE GUINNESS BOOK, THATS ME IN THE PICTURE, CHASING THE OUT OF CONTROL VEHICLE INTO THE ZOO

dril got a LOT of horseshit today 4 trying to take my snail into city hall, dangling upsidedown from mayors chandelier til all this ugliness ends

dril baths and showers are fucking stupid; here's what u do: get one of those big rotisserie ovens and roatate inside of it until you're dead

dril HOSPITAL TIp: get a cool friend named Jacob who works there and lets you photgraph the recently deceased to try and capture their souls

dril @wutangsecret420 i wouldnt advise taking any liberties., your god damn pride is your key enemy

dril when i found out she used the same widely popular online social media aggregator as me, i just knew mny soul was destined to Neg her

dril #ConfusingThingsGirlsDo show virtually no interest in The Bible Code

dril PLEASE at least look up "Event Horizon" on wikipedai before you chastise me for screaming it on 9./11

dril well of course, in retrospect it would seem silly that i thought the dog in the tv was real, but in my defense the dog was very clever

dril how many more wasps do i have to mash into my forehead before I gain their stinging abilit.y damn

dril #ICanAdmit that whenever i catch a glimpse of my gruesome dick in a mirror i tumble into the nearest open sewer and get sick. itr's very sad

dril @ContainerStore why don't you guys sell any diapers. Diapers are containers

dril today, the mythbusters destroy the "myth" of american exceptionalism by heroically firing a cannonball through dublin, california

dril i dumped an entire bottle of glitter into my diary for teen blindness, what hte fuck have you done lately

dril @ElmersGlueCrew spent all night makig Lesbian Glitter Runes and wake up the next day and all the pages are stuck togehter, thanks retards

dril the mythbusters hurl rocks at a sick dog, adam looks at the camera and says'" Oops" wihle jamie fucking shoots some guys house with a pistol

dril BUSter implicated in cannonball terror plot, inanimate crash dummy tried for atrocious death crimes while Build Team flees the country

dril court orders mythbusters to change their name to the Shamebusters. adam weeps while jamie comforts him and delivers the judge a stony glare

dril i point to my new tat , "UNVACCINATED" written across my shoulder blades, the dudes nod their heads and line up for a round of high fives

dril rogue mythbuster shoots cop at virginia tech; was aiming for water-filled trash cans

dril DOCTOR RIPS FAKE BLOOD APPARATUS FROM MY LEG DURING RED CROSS DONATION DRIVE, I HOOT AND HOLLER AND HOP INTO THE ESCAPE SEWER

dril "being nude helps me ponder Life" - the wise nude #TheWiseNude

dril ijust had a dream that there was a big hollywood conspiracy and"3D" was short for "3 Destructions" referring to the 3 buildng attacks on 911

dril so i went around to all the offices adjacent to wtc and tried 2 find witnesses but ended up in a rooftop pool geting groped by some hot lady

dril wikiHow: Home » Categories » Philosophy & Religion » Paranormal Beliefs » Ghosts - how to revive princess diana and secure the blood throne

dril AS A TRANSHUMAN, I DON'T WEAR SHIRTS BECAUS**DRives diamond-studded PT Cruiser directly into great pacific garbage patch; never seen again*

dril the barbecue shaman liberally applies a garlic &herb dry rub to his dick and ass - in order to prepare himself for the barbecue perils ahead

dril do u, sir, take this cardboard cutout of 90s era David Spade to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and 2 hold, in sickness and in health,

dril wasup babe., im a normal person. *walks on down to next girl* Wassup babe, im a normel person . *moseys over to another lady* wasup babe, im

dril so the wisdom i gained in exile with the barbecue shaman on the peak of Mt. DryRub is apparently non-transferable to Yale. sad and upset

dril no. the marine chant has always been "Oprah", not "oorah". you've just been mishearing it this entire time. "oorah" isn't even a word

dril as a twitter power user, I am MORE than qualified to assuage any of your questions/concerns/aches/pains with sexuel Contact.

dril petition to move "6teen" to CN's [adult swim] block, because me & my friends love it, want to be taken seriously, and are like 60 years old

dril the soldiers crafted armor out of the covers of outdated guinness world record books, to bedazzle and confound their opponents

dril @ConorTripler wrestlers and sega

dril the next perspn caught posting anymore lewd comments regarding the green lady M&M to my home & garden web book will be reported to the FBI.

dril hollering man still causing mischief at supercuts. theyll never attempt to turn your dog into a cat just by giving it a haircut, get over it

dril teens using planetary alignment to get high, we now turn to our resident Teen Expert, now trying to get a light bulb to stick into his beard

dril Wiki-d'oh! Julian Assange guest stars on The Simpsons to dig up the dirt on Mr. Burns; Scheduled to be aired in 2014 #PainfulToReadSentences

dril the horny ranter clenches his fist in triumph, having been notified that his youtube account has been upgraded to accommodate 15 minute vids

dril you have the right to remain Diapered. anything you shit can and will be held against you in a quart of piss

dril Cool, But Gay

dril i have it on good authority that kim jong il jacked off shortly before dying. this devastating fact makes the pain of losing him even worse

dril kim jong il's final load will be launched into outer space where it will probably collide with majel barrett's ashes and create a big baby

dril this one time-- me, DigimonOtis, and EpicWayne tried to open up a barbershop together, but the plan fell th