1) "Breakfast of the dead Brains are fine for you maybe Not bacon zombie." http://baconhaikus.wordpress.com/2009/01/05/bacon-haikus-vol-1-no-8/ "This haiku here is awesome because it combines bacon haiku and zombies, another favorite of mine. Would a zombie really choose bacon over brains? A smart zombie would. A smart BACON zombie would." Source and further information: http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/funny-bacon/bacon-haikus-and-zombies/ 2) "No way I am eating a freaking zombie. All zombies must be destroyed. Zombies are only good for being a pain in the ass. The only way bacon can be a pain in the ass is when I can't eat anymore and I have left over bacon. What if the zombies were made of bacon? What if the only way to destroy the bacon zombie was to eat them? If you bit a bacon zombie and died, only to become a bacon zombie yourself, would you eat yourself?" Source and further information: http://www.2old2play.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=558162 3) Further information: http://fashionablygeek.com/t-shirts/the-bacon-zombies-dilemma/ http://foodproof.com/blogs/view/post/bacon-man-435 http://packetwaste.com/2009/04/bacon-zombies/ - "What Do Bacon, Zombies and Commies All Have in Common?": http://newsblaze.com/story/20080909163759rocc.nb/topstory.html - "Drunken bacon zombies something something": http://www.theunmom.com/2009/04/drunken-bacon-zombies-something.html