As a street art observer, I pay careful attention to stickers, wheatpastes, illegal posters, stencils, spray-painted squiggles and marker markings. About a month or two ago, I noticed one particularly hilarious sticker all over Williamsburg that declared DOLPHINS RAPE PEOPLE.

I didn’t bother to Google the phrase, thinking it was an ad for a new band or some tongue-in-cheek humor. Today, our publisher sent me this link and my jaw dropped.

And yes, there are tshirts available through Aardvark NYC.

I consulted Wikipedia, my sage for all things bizarre, and it appears to be kinda real, though I don’t know if I can even start to believe the stats listed on the Aardvark site (14 a year!?!?!?!). This Snopes thread is particularly entertaining to read.

Little did I know that there’s a whole body of videos related to this “fact” (I’m still going to use quotations marks on this one).

Now, thanks to @ardmara I have watched this incredibly bizarre video on the sex lives of dolphins narrated by Isabella Rosselini.

And they say illegal street postings don’t teach you anything. Fools.

Also, I have to say that this changes my perception of artist Nate Hill’s whole “Free Bouncy Ride” performance, which he does dressed as a dolphin, forever.

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UPDATE: Finally a dolphin specialist has waded into the “Dolphin Rape” debate. The skinny is that the scientist, Justin Gregg, doesn’t believe that dolphins really “rape” in our understanding of the term. He writes:

In other words, if forced copulation should be considered the non-human animal equivalent to rape insofar as it appears (to the human observer) as if the female has not given consent, then this still has never been observed in dolphins. This fact alone is a strong argument against the use of the word rape to describe any dolphin mating strategies.

And this important point:

Despite documented mounting attempts involving dolphins and humans, I have found no verified accounts of a male dolphin having ever penetrated a human orifice with his penis (against their will or otherwise).

And finally: