AARP

American Civil Liberties Union

American Medical Association

American Bar Association

American Jewish Committee

B'nai B'rith

College Democrats of America

League of Women Voters

NAACP

National Coalition Against Domestic Violence

National Education Association

National Organization for Women

National Spinal Cord Injury Association

Louis Anderson - Comedian

Maya Angelou - Poet

Richard Dreyfus - Actor

Art Garfunkel - Singer

Leonard Nimoy - Actor

Mary Lou Retton - Former Olympian

Jerry Seinfeld - Actor

Patrick Stewart - Actor

Dick Van Dyke - Actor

That's just the tiniest sampler—by the time you've run through the whole thing, I think you've probably covered almost everyone in America. All right, what about specific named individuals?Y'all are nuts, NRA. I mean that sincerely. Is there really someone at NRA headquarters who's been compiling this list and thinking to themselves "take that, Mary Lou Retton!" Probably so.

As for specific companies on the NRA poop list, they include Hallmark Cards (who presumably don't have enough cards saying things like "sorry I accidentally shot you" or "roses are red, come on my property again and you're dead," the Kansas City Chiefs, Sara Lee, Stoneyfield Farms Yogurt (um, what?), CBS, the Christian Science Monitor, PBS and Motorcycle Cruiser Magazine (those bastards).

So anyway, just a heads-up. You're probably all on the list too. Or would be, except the NRA higher-ups haven't really discovered the internet yet, and they're too preoccupied anyway, what with fighting off Hallmark and Maya Angelou.

