Mark Judge, the man Christine Blasey Ford said was in the room when Brett Kavanaugh allegedly assaulted her, once took to Craigslist to seek a hot bikini model with “sex appeal” to appear in a video for the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC).

Confounding, I know. Judge, as it happens, used to write for conservative website the Daily Caller. He once wrote the masterpiece “THE END OF MY WHITE GUILT”, in which he concluded that an unknown thief who stole his bike was probably black.

Mediaite alum Andrew Kirell actually chronicled Judge’s Craigslist post back in 2014. He recalled the story fondly on Monday night:

Speaking of Mark Judge, FYI: in 2014, he used The Daily Caller’s name to solicit for a bikini-clad “babe” to star in a video filmed in a CPAC hotel room. No joke. pic.twitter.com/v9Lnb0Oq08 — Andrew Kirell (@AndrewKirell) September 25, 2018

“We’re poking a little fun at Fox News babes and also at the feminist discomfort with a woman with God-given sex appeal and curves (nature is not politically correct),” Judge wrote in the post.

After the post was picked up back in 2014, the Daily Caller vehemently denied it was behind the stunt. Chris Bedford, then TheDC’s managing editor, responded to Mediaite with this painfully cringeworthy statement:

The tell-tale signs that it’s a fake are 1) It isn’t well written, and 2) It isn’t funny. We like to think there’s a style to our antics. This prank has none of that. Also, CPAC is in March. Bikinis would be gauche. Finally, if you ever do see us partying with bikini models, you can be damn sure we aren’t paying them, as the only things we pay for are fine beer and cheap bourbon.

But then Judge came out and told a reporter he had written it, but had “accidentally” cited the Daily Caller in the post.

Judge said Tucker Carlson, founder of the website, was mad about the stunt. He said he still might make the babe video, however.

Judge: “It was me, it was my fault, it had nothing to do with @TuckerCarlson.” Said he still might make hot babes video for CPAC though. — Emily Atkin (@emorwee) February 27, 2014

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