Why I can't go to EVO. Pls read and RT

My parents believe that my trip to EVO is a giant scam. They believe that its some kind of trick and that I'm going to be set up somehow. Terrible things happen in Las Vegas everyday, such as killing, kidnapping, extortion, blackmail, etc. which is of course what I'm being sent to EVO for. In the impossible event that I arrive safely, its unfathomable that I'm actually there to simply stay for 3 days playing a video game and go home. I will be homeless and starved and probably used for prostitution. I started a new job but its actually impossible for me to get any time off so i'm obviously going to be fired after being given the okay from 3 different supervisors with written and signed consent. In the aftermath of EVO, I will promptly be considered a complete addict to gambling and in dire need of rehabilitation because I play video games competitively obviously not as a hobby as indicated by the vast amounts of tournaments and money I have spent on them. Going to college and working a job is just a front for my real desire to live off the alluring appeal of living like Triforce. I actually itch and scratch furiously for video games and so desperately need them. Its not like I have friends and would love to spend time hanging out and doing better things. Its not like I didn't ask for emotionally stifling parents who I was ever so comfortable asking to go visit a friend until I was almost a freshman in high school. I clearly have all the freedom in the world to only do what I want and never give way to the wishes and well being of others. I am as much of a reject as my other relatives and am doomed for failure.



So if you guys don't mind, let my parents know that they are totally on point and should never just believe in their kid because its totally ok to thrust problems and personal problems/insecurity on a kid and then use irrelevant things as a stigma. I actually don't even feel like writing any more jokes. I just want to go and come back and continue my normal quiet life. I just want to go play for 3 days, then come back and just work as many grueling hours as I can and go back to school. So if you guys can let them know that I'm not going to be homeless, scammed, go hungry, get robbed, killed, etc. that would be great. I'm 22 years old and I'll be damned if you guys don't have to hold my hand to bring me across the street. I would appreciate any twitlongers filled with strong words explaining how you'll all spoon feed me more. I'd like for them to read some testimonies. They care very much about what other people think to the point where I am very much irrelevant. If you have a good job making a lot of money make sure you include that. It'll help because they don't want random losers on the internet without $$$$ talking shit.

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