Employee: Boss, our worries are over! I got a great idea for a new snack.

Boss: I can’t wait to hear it.

Employee: Ok, what’s everyone’s favorite food?

Boss: Pizza.

Employee: Besides that.

Boss: Meat.

Employee: Blammo. Now don’t you hate how eating meat can make you tired?

Boss: The only reason I stop eating turkey every year at Thanksgiving is because I fall asleep at the table.

Employee: I mean, how many times have you been eating beef jerky and drinking a cup of coffee wishing they could be the same thing?

Boss: Every morning.

Employee: What if I told you we can make meat that not only won’t make you tired, but will actually make you… not tired.

Boss: Shut. Your. Mouth.

Employee: We call it… Perky Jerky.

Beat.

Boss: You brilliant sonofabitch. How?

Employee: Science.

Boss: Of course!

The boss tears open a bag of Perk Jerky and pours it in his mouth.

Boss: I’m never going to fall asleep!