A couple more like this will do.

May’s shaping up to be a big month for Jordan Perruzza.

Unless his high-flying wingmen Shaff and Griff start finding the net at some point, the Red Youth will be hoping he can maintain that perfect goals-to-games ratio, as striking options will be very thin on the ground for the next seven matches or so.

With or without his brace against the Loons, Jordan Hamilton’s almost certainly out of the TFC II picture until summer, now that Jozy’s gone down with another injury. And even if that old friend of Seba’s can get Josmer back in commission on schedule (the tea leaves prophesied a three-week layoff), there’ll be a spot opening up on Vanney’s bench as Ayo Akinola will jetting off to Poland on U-20 World Cup business round that time.

Speaking of youth internationals, 16-year-old Jayden “Primetime” Nelson will theoretically be away on U-17 World Cup qualifying detail with Canada until mid-May. The only caveat to that is the ever-looming threat of an upset at the hands of Guatemala and/or the mighty Barbados’s trident-and-tested three-pronged offence.

No pressure, kid.