11. Maybe I’ll join you and your friends on the ride today. You guys aren’t doing that pace line thing again, are you?

12. Spandex, Lycra, what’s the difference?

13. No, no, I didn’t mean that. YOU could totally pull off a white and beige kit. I just don’t know if, you know, it’s the best thing for the team.

14. Aw, sweetie! You’ll always be King of the Mountain to me!

15. I ride, too! Every Monday and Wednesday. This one time, in spin class…

16. Maybe this winter we could park the car in the garage? Honey?

17. Are you fast enough to pull off those white shoes?

18. Great finish! I love how you all come in a big clump like that. It makes it so exciting!

19. I got you a new jersey! I couldn’t decide between club fit or race fit, so I just went with club fit to be on the safe side.

20. Forty miles? Wow, OK. See you in, like, an hour and a half?

21. As a tax payer, I just don’t know if bike lanes are where we should be putting our money right now.

22. Check the dryer.

(For 1 - 10, see how not to romance a cyclist part I http://krcblog.tumblr.com/post/94374573632/how-not-to-romance-a-cyclist)