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Gomerblog and some of our friends have been busy avoiding documentation instead focusing on writing Medical Valentine’s Day Poems.

We hope you enjoy our efforts more than our hospital administration!

Ortho Valentine’s Poem: Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

Bones — Naan Derthaal, DO, FAAOS (@NaanDerthaal) February 10, 2018

Rocuronium is red

Fentanyl is blue

This IV will hurt less

Than your full arm tattoo

Stop crying — Miriam Mottiar (@MMottiar) February 11, 2018

Radiology Valentine Poem: Roses are red

Violets are Blue

Sugar is sweet

Clinical correlation recommended. — Naan Derthaal, DO, FAAOS (@NaanDerthaal) February 10, 2018

Orthopedic surgery valentine poem: Your bone is broken

It might need a pin

To the OR we'll go

BTW I can bench 310. — David Harker, MD (@HarkerDavid) February 10, 2018

ER Valentine’s Poem: Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

But we’re going to call an expert to confirm our plan. — Naan Derthaal, DO, FAAOS (@NaanDerthaal) February 10, 2018

IM Valentine’s Poem: Roses are red

Violets are blue

(Although a recent metanalysis suggests

That only 24% of violets are blue

And in practice the color varies widely

From purple to magenta to periwinkle

And a few are even ultramarine) — Mike McInnis 🇺🇸 (@DrMcInnisDIT) February 10, 2018

OB: You are fully dilated It’s time to push It’s your first baby So no need to rush — Hynda Peterson (@LaborNurseHynda) February 10, 2018

Renal valentines

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You’re making great urine!

No dialysis for you — Nimra (@DrNimraS) February 10, 2018