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Do you like football?

YES Is winning often important to you?

YES Are blue jean shorts and Crocs acceptable clothes to wear in public?

YES Florida





NO NO NO

Kentucky

Vanderbilt. Have fun running for Senate, nerd.

Well, do you own more than one blue blazer?

YES Unwarranted elitism--good thing, or the best thing?

YES Hotty Toddy, you're an Ole Miss fan.

NO NO

Texas A&M. Welcome to the party, next time bring some female cheerleaders.

NO Would you like for your coach to be an insufferable ass?

YES Does anyone in your immediate family own a tractor?

NO That's okay, your journalism degree makes up for it, right?

YES Missouri. Blaine Gabbert is the best NFL quarterback who is named after a Homecoming queen.

YES NO

Arkansas. Admit it, you'd rather be in Dallas.

NO Does the local media always cover subjects you dislike? Is the government run by a bunch of snooty jerks?

YES Mississippi State: the only school in the country where finishing fifth in the division is considered a championship.

Congratulations on employment. If given a choice between Masters tickets or Super Bowl tickets, would you go to the Masters?

YES Do you know someone who lives in Buckhead?

NO YES NO

You're an LSU fan, but you probably knew that already. Please let me know next time you're cooking.

YES You meet someone named T-Mike. Without asking him, do you know his father's name?

NO Do you have a problem killing unusual animals and eating them?

University of Georgia. I hope you own bow ties.

South Carolina. Do yourself a favor and Google "Hoppin' John" before you step outside.

NO YES





No matter. Would you like to have a dubious number of championships?

NO Tennessee. Remember your Holy Trinity: Peyton Manning, Johnny Majors, and Krispy Kreme.

Have fun complaining about the lawyers in Birmingham, Auburn fan.





YES