Art by LazyBonesPony

There's been something I've been meaning to do for a while now.

Well...

There's been something else I've been meaning to do for a while now.

I made it evident a while back that The End of Ponies has finally become the dead elephant it was always meant to be. I presume the "CANCELLED" tag made this more than evident. Some marsupials never fully embraced this, and I can't blame them. I'm not particularly proud of the fact myself, especially after so many broken promises. But I've got Background Pony under my belt, one-hundred-and-forty-nine other literary atrocities to throw onion rings at, an ongoing epic to return to, and an unread abomination to continually ignore. It's time to move on. It's been time to move on.

Art by Tridgeon

Needless to say, the End of Ponies still deserves a decent... end... even if it's a half-baked one. Nietzsche knows I've blarghed more than enough about it's inception. I now invite y'all to be in attendance at its execution.

To that end...

Official EoP-Spoiler Podcast

This Sunday, June 24th, 9pm EST (6pm Pacific)

(Unless Exceeding Circumstances Forces an Apocalypse on our... Horsepocalypse)

What is this "spoiler-cast," precisely? Well, a few of my fellow lemurs and I are gonna be live-streaming a long-ass session of me boringly narrating an abridged outline of how the rest of End of Ponies was going to go. It's not a thin outline, my friend. This is the closest thing anyone's gonna get to a legit reading session of the unwritten portions of my first beloved failure. I greatly suspect it will take at least three hours to get through. Perhaps more... unless I'm able to avoid it. F'naaaa.

The partners-in-crime scheduled to join me for this online broadcast are Propmaster, renaissance brony extraordinaire. The dayum fuzzhead himself, Ponky. Prismic, voice actor and hardcore worshipper of all things EoP. And local author, artist, and musician PiercingSight, who was the first soul to be spoiled the unwritten plot of EoP waaaaaaay back in 2012 and from whose chat logs I've dredged the stuff that my mind couldn't conjure up for this fated synopsis.

Long story short, we will be revealing the true END OF PONIES live for those of you crazy enough to listen. It'll be like a super special extended Princess Robot episode, but with more rambling lemurhood. Again, it'll be this coming Sunday the 24th of June around 9pm EST. A blargh will go up with a link at the time of broadcast. And if you miss it--don't worry. I'll link the recorded vidya in a follow-up blargh along with a text-based synopsis of EoP's ending so that you can just read the spoilage with your eyeballs if you like.

Finally, we can all just bury this dayum hatchet and allow me to get back to other burning train wrecks.

See y'all on the other side of the flame.

-SS&E