(okay so this started out as my tags for this post, but then they got too long)



i like to imagine a scenario one day where something leads to everyone in the mystery shack having an impromptu art contest, and everyone has to draw something. maybe a self portrait idk



Stan draws himself surrounded by money with Mabel and Dipper on his shoulders and he’s all heroic and shit and he’s got an 8 pack b/c he’d totally do that



Mabel draws herself with waddles and they’re both super sparkly and fashionable, while Dipper draws himself being awesome and solving mysteries or investigating, maybe fighting a vampire idk

Mabel put some crayons in Waddle’s mouth and his paper is just covered in rainbow squiggles



Wendy draws a stick figure of herself with red hair and an axe



Soos draws this weird ass picture and no one can quite figure out what it’s supposed to be. it’s abstract, but bad abstract, and it randomly has a piece bitten out



basically everyone’s pictures range from terrible to kinda ok. and then there’s Stanford.



he has this goddamn detailed beautiful image of himself, probably his avatar from dungeons dungeons and more dungeons, fighting some fucking hideous, terrifying hell monster, and there’s lightning and fire and rain and it’s just goddamn fucking gorgeous, and everyone is totally silent

Stan slowly raises his hand and says “everyone who believes that Stanford should be disqualified because his art is unfairly cooler then all of ours, say aye”

there’s a chorus of ayes from everyone (even Waddles)



Stanford, who was all proud of his picture, gets all butthurt (”What, why? that’s not fair, Stanley!“ “Your art isn’t fair to the rest of us.”)

