I have a lot of irrational fears. Well…. other people call them irrational. I happen to think they are completely rational and should be taken deadly serious.

Like what do you do if you run into your Doppleganger? You know full well that only one of you can exist. What’s the protocol on that? Do you draw straws? Thumb wrestle? Or do you just beat each other to death and hope that resolves the issue? How do you decide which one of you gets to continue to live? When he’s dead is it okay to take his wallet……… and possibly his wife?

Just ask’n… for a friend.

Also did you know that the legal system does not accept “He was my Doppleganger your honor, I had to kill him” as a legitimate defense. Don’t try it.

In case you aren’t familiar with creepy German folklore.