The letter reads: BomTek910, So... Abilene, Texas, huh? Does it snow down there? I'm from the northwest corner of PA, kinda in the "chimney" section, to put a holiday slant on the location. It's been snowing here since approximately 1684 B.C. I could be off by a century or 2 on that guess. Hope these presents find you and your dog a bit of Christmas cheer this year. Wear the Santa hat with pride and I hope (is it a new hope? Ba dum dum.) you enjoy the Star Wars mashup and DVD. In Bizarro-world, would it be called "Irregular Show," or would they just call it "Show?" Merry Christmas, and may you live long and prosper. Wait... um... er... sorry. Your reddit Gift Exchanger

PS- JarJar sucks.