Initial Thoughts

If Ken Kratz had a child build his website without his awareness and did not make changes at the fear of hurting their feelings, then that would be a permissible excuse.

Otherwise, Ken Kratz’s website looks like he went on Fiverr, filtered for the worst rated Web Designer he could find, and then haggled until he got 50% off.

#1 Worst Personal Photo. Ever.

Being a lawyer could be the absolute least acceptable profession to go for a “casual appearance”.

Yet here we have it.

Ken Kratz’s main personal photo is a selfie of himself wearing a t-shirt.

He also did not have the technical wizardry to make his image slightly less wide in order to cut out the randomly floating towel(?) on the right.

#2 What is that logo?

Ok… so we have a rectangle, and inside that we have a slightly smaller rectangle, and then at the top of that we have a break in the middle, where we insert two more rectangles with a thin line in between.

Ken Kratz either gave that description to someone or someone made that for him and he responded with, “Yeah, I like that. Let’s go with that one.”

#3 Water Color Painting Background

Designer: “Hey Ken, what kind of background do you want for your webpage?”

Ken: “Oh I don’t know. I want it to be personal. I want it to represent me… Why don’t we go with something like an aqua greenish water color painting?”

Designer: “Ugh… sure”