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12:53 pm - 100 Words: It All Points to You

Officer, this is going to sound nuts but let me explain.



For two years, I’ve been working on a project for the military to store small inanimate items in an extra-dimensional space, so soldiers on the battlefield don’t have to carry everything with them. Food, flashlight, gun: all stored in No-Space until needed. But I had a little accident with the prototype and now it’s activating randomly.



So while I’m not saying I didn’t shoot all those people, I *am* saying it’s not exactly my fault. The gun keeps phasing back in, firing, then disappearing off into…



**BANG**



…Officer?



Shiiiiiiiit.



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For consideration: "The gun's in my hand and I know it looks bad but believe me I'm innocent"