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Dismissed star of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” Brandi Glanville is not vamoosing quietly. Although the bawdy author of “Drinking and Tweeting” spun the recent saga of a carefully thought out decision to leave the reality show, her Friday night Twitter feed revealed that a voluntary exit was not something that this likely tipsy tweeter could pull off.

READ: Bye Felicia! Twitter Reacts To Brandi Glanville Firing — Read The Tweets HERE

Kyle Richards was first in the line of fire for the tossed ‘Housewife,’ as Brandi accused her of exploiting her sister Kim’s “sobriety,” (or lack thereof?), and f**king over her older sister, Kathy, with the alleged target being her husband’s business. Since Kathy is not a current cast member, it’s anyone’s guess as to what relevance her husband’s business has to anything.

Brandi knows that hitting that addict hot-button pokes Kyle where it smarts, so no surprise that she whipped that ditty out of her slurring arsenal first. Lisa Vanderpump was next in line, to take the social media slap.

Brandi was evidently peeved at a video posted on TMZ, where when asked by a reporter about Brandi’s claim that she chose to leave, Kyle scoffed and made a crack, and Lisa labeled her story as “a crock of poo.” Lisa also asserted that the other cast members had nothing to do with the dismissal, and both she and Kyle wished Glanville the best…just far away from them. Ok, I added that last part. The rant continued, as she kept spinning her wheels, to oversell her point.

The bottom line is that Kyle and Lisa are STILL on the show, are STILL friends, and were laughing and enjoying a fun lunch together. A Twitter user said it best, tweeting, “Brandi’s tweets ooze of jealousy and bitterness. She wishes she could be as classy and together as LVP and Kyle.”

But no worries, because Brandi tied it all up in a neat bow, much to the relief of her followers.

Sleep it off Brandi.

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