Jun 2001

8 Jun 2001



Suck brings back the spirit of history's great vacationers

7 Jun 2001

Hit & Run 6.7.01

Eternal returns

6 Jun 2001

Filler 06.6.01

Nifty Alternatives To Dating!

4 Jun 2001

Tiny Little Penis 6.4.01

Too old for sex? Time for gardening!

1 Jun 2001

Henry Boltinoff: A Tribute

Suck remembers the man who kept America focused

May 2001

31 May 2001

Hit & Run 05.31.01

Learning from Jerry, burning for Pearl, spurning Britannica.com

30 May 2001

Filler 05.30.01

Dating and Other Catastrophes!

29 May 2001

Dear Tiny Little Penis

Is he stringing you along?

27 May 2001

Indy 2000!



25 May 2001

He No Batter

Little League Lunacy

24 May 2001

Hit & Run 05.24.01

Kaycee's second death, Kurtz's double diss, and Suck on the ropes

23 May 2001

Filler 05.23.01

Do You Believe in

22 May 2001

Nip and Tux

A history of the stupidest outfit in history

21 May 2001

Tiny Little Penis 5.21.2001

Oh Yes, I'm The Great Pretender!

18 May 2001

Slowdown.com

This week's movie of the week

17 May 2001

Hit & Run 05.17.01

From freeware to freework

16 May 2001

Filler 05.16.01

Simply Red China!

15 May 2001

The Suck Reader Poll

Assert your averageness with these simple interactive questions!

14 May 2001

Dear Tiny Little Penis

Is it time for your post-divorce self-examination?

11 May 2001

Becoming Digital

Old Media takes a lesson

10 May 2001

Hit & Run 05.10.01

Mom, The Law, And Air Apple Pie

9 May 2001

Filler 05.9.01

Rock Hits Broadway, Hard!

8 May 2001

What If Week In Review

All the news that might have happened

7 May 2001



A new advice column for a new century

4 May 2001

Hooked On Crank



3 May 2001

Hit & Run 05.3.01

Michael Tchong picks a fight with Suck, and more

2 May 2001

Filler 05.2.01

Happy Fillerversary! Five Filling Years!

1 May 2001

Secret History

The awful truth about secret societies

Apr 2001

30 Apr 2001

Hogan's Run

Where's Crocodile Dundee's Oscar?

27 Apr 2001

Trouble, Right Here In River City

How to make urban dystopias even worse

26 Apr 2001

Hit & Run 04.26.01

Jabbed, NABbed, and Blabbed

25 Apr 2001

Filler 04.25.01

Your Dysfunctional Friends and Neighbors!

24 Apr 2001

Jocko Homo

Primates unite to save web content

23 Apr 2001

Guts and Glory

Two fisted tales that should be ignored

20 Apr 2001

Mean Streets

Who's the real bohemian here?

19 Apr 2001

Hit & Run 04.19.01

Bad teachers, bad nuns, bad animals, and bad monkeys

18 Apr 2001

Filler 04.18.01

Service With a Malevolent Smile!

17 Apr 2001

Survivor Guilt

Australia: Enchanted land of Strudel and Lederhosen

16 Apr 2001

Conservation of What Matters

Where did that $4 trillion go?

13 Apr 2001

Movie Review, 2038

Our Nation's new finest hour, on the big screen

12 Apr 2001

Hit & Run 04.12.01

The death of the web, continued: A brief history

11 Apr 2001

Filler 04.11.01

They're Playin' Basketball!

10 Apr 2001

The Inland Empire Strikes Back!

LA's economy of schmear

9 Apr 2001

The Glamour Crisis

Hey, that stuff only looks like chocolat!

6 Apr 2001

Scenes from the life of a Death Row Film Critic

America's most honest reviewer's got nothing to lose

5 Apr 2001

Hit & Run 04.5.01

Babs battles on, campaign reform is a gas, UK footballers hit hard, fast and often

4 Apr 2001

Filler 04.4.01

Time for More Taxing Waxings!

3 Apr 2001

This Is Joe Franklin Reminding You To Buckle Up

Hailing Taxis

2 Apr 2001

Baiting Whitey

The crisis in our schools: One hysterical son's lament

Mar 2001

30 Mar 2001

Cost Minus

An internal report: Our new cost-saving program

29 Mar 2001

Hit & Run 03.29.01

The Day the Clown Died: Bozo gets canceled, viral pals Back the web, OS X marks the spot, and more

28 Mar 2001

Filler 03.28.01

Get Yourself a Virtual Professional!

27 Mar 2001

Ten Reasons Not To Go To the Movies

Trailer tipoffs for mediocre movies

26 Mar 2001

Horse Sense

The future of Rodeo America

23 Mar 2001

The Elvisification of Marshall Mathers or From Marshall to Jerry

From Grammys to Grampa in short, easy steps.

22 Mar 2001

Hit & Run 03.22.01

Dotcoms still feeling woozy, pups pound Palestinians, we get ripped

21 Mar 2001

Filler 03.21.01

Friday, The Rabbit Saw Red!

20 Mar 2001

Suspension of Belief

Beliefnet spreads the word of the Lords

19 Mar 2001

The Sky Is Falling

Next, let's blame the financial reporters

16 Mar 2001

The Irish Curse

Our treatment for a St. Patrick's Day thriller

15 Mar 2001

Hit & Run 03.15.01

Martin Lawrence gets digitized, Wham-O! gets funky, and the banner yet waves

14 Mar 2001

Filler 03.14.01

Tragic Flaws Of The Tragically Hip!

13 Mar 2001

I Dig Your Wig

One actor's campaign to free us from our own heads

12 Mar 2001

Run For Your Life

Beatles 4 Ever?

9 Mar 2001

Peace Dividends

Making Colombia Safe for Campesinos?

8 Mar 2001

Hit & Run 03.8.01

Web geniuses are like buses, Brendan is like butter, we find a bride for the Peter Pan guy, and more

7 Mar 2001

Filler 03.7.01

Working in the Gene Pool!

6 Mar 2001

Video Toast

Bully for TV critics

5 Mar 2001

Hat Dance

Putting the 'lite' back in 'elite'

2 Mar 2001

More Things Change

Suck Goes to India

1 Mar 2001

Hit & Run 03.1.01

Spies, Drug Lords, Trade Show Schnooks, and more

Feb 2001

28 Feb 2001

Filler 02.28.01

Complex or Convex?

27 Feb 2001

First Drones of History

We read celeblogs so you don't have to

26 Feb 2001

Taking The "R" Out of "Free"

In Memorium, WWW

23 Feb 2001

Defending James Lipton

An unctuous hack and an ungrateful nation

22 Feb 2001

Hit & Run 02.22.01

A real-life Barney Fife gets his man, Creationists catch the genome, Grammys go Native, and more

21 Feb 2001

Filler 02.21.01

Couples to Avoid IV!

20 Feb 2001

Fast, Cheap, and Mission-Controlled

George W's suprising demobilization

16 Feb 2001

Tavern Turnover

Peter Bagge tracks the evolution of Blue Collar Dives into Hipster Hangouts

15 Feb 2001

Hit & Run 02.15.01

The N Word just pops out, Naked News jobs pop up, McVeigh fouls out, and dateless wonders bounce back

14 Feb 2001

Filler 02.14.01

Women to Avoid IV!

13 Feb 2001

Lawn Jockeying

The war against the suburbs enters a snooze-worthy new phase.

12 Feb 2001

Putting the Ass Back in Assassin

Retarded sons of Oswald in a can't-do nation

9 Feb 2001

Something About Mary

The Blessed Mother: Still fighting Commies after all these years

8 Feb 2001

Hit & Run 02.8.01

Shakespeare in turnaround, Chynese war on

7 Feb 2001

Filler 02.7.01

Men to Avoid IV!

6 Feb 2001

Vanity Unfair?

Teaser: Xliberated

5 Feb 2001

Cable Degeneration

Do you fit the suit?

2 Feb 2001

Suck presents ... Unsolicited

A new magazine of, by, and for The People

1 Feb 2001

Hit & Run 02.1.01

Atheism, Advocates, Agony, and more

Jan 2001

31 Jan 2001

Filler 01.31.01

Jesus Saves Coupons!

30 Jan 2001

Will Work For Love Gifts, Tips

Laying on of hands and dodging of taxes, Hoosier-style

29 Jan 2001

WAP, Bam, No Thank You, Ma'am

Fear of a wireless world

26 Jan 2001

All Aboard

It takes a lot to laugh, but does it really take a train to cry?

25 Jan 2001

Hit & Run 01.25.01

Jandek off the charts, love children in da house, Englishmen in the grave, and more

24 Jan 2001

Filler 01.24.01

A survival guide for casualties of the dot-com war!

23 Jan 2001

No Cerveza, No Trabajo

Are little girlymen taking over our armed forces?

22 Jan 2001

The Artless Bastards

Who needs art when you've got artists?

19 Jan 2001

Saving Private Cheney

How Five American soldiers crossed into enemy territory so one man wouldn't have to.

18 Jan 2001

Hit & Run 01.18.01

The imploding of the American mind

17 Jan 2001

Filler 01.17.01

Paper Or Plastic?

16 Jan 2001

Tomorrow's Superwriters Today

Why authors are nobody's heroes

15 Jan 2001

Free At Last

Suck is neither a fish nor a barrel, nor is it a smoking gun. Discuss.

12 Jan 2001

Tales From the Cache

The Terrible Truth of Telecommuting!

11 Jan 2001

Hit & Run 01.11.01

The Hate Trick, or You Can Touch It With a Ten-Foot Pole

10 Jan 2001

Filler 01.10.01

Wedding Hell!

9 Jan 2001

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves

Why A Star keeps being reborn

8 Jan 2001

What Price Shame?

Deliver us from celebrity weddings

5 Jan 2001

Transfer of Power

Suck takes the reins of humor!

4 Jan 2001

Hit & Run 01.4.01

Mummers mumming, job applicants hunting and evil Santas shooting

3 Jan 2001

Filler 01.3.01

Your 2001 Horoscope!