Jennifer Gille just wanted a ride home.

To Michigan. From Louisiana.

And when she didn't get one, police say the 29-year-old St. Clair Shores resident responded like any rational adult: by getting naked and stealing a cab.

Covington Police spokesman Capt. Jack West tells The Times-Picayune that Gille hailed a cab from a motel around 1. a.m. Sunday and originally asked for a ride south of the city.

After demanding a ride of more than 1,000 miles, police say Gille made it about a block. They found her naked in the back seat of the parked cab.

Gille was charged with unauthorized use of a movable and obscenity. In a not-at-all-shocking development,

investigators believe she may have been under the influence of alcohol or drugs.