THE ORIGIN OF MR. CLEAN

Where does a man so clean, with so many muscles, and such a bald head come from? Many stories have been told over the years. Some say he was a genie, others a sailor. But this is the story most often told.

It was early one summer morning, when a farmer set out to tend his field, as he’d done every morning for more years than he could remember. But this wouldn’t be just another morning. Because it was on this morning that he looked down to find, cleaning his front steps, a small, sturdy baby, with a remarkably shiny, bald head.

He was the cutest, cleanest baby the farmer and his wife had ever seen, and so they decided to adopt the little guy as their own.