Yes, I alliterated the hell out of that. :D

So I've been holding off on posting this because the first thing I see when opening my little cube of goodness was this note:

"Dear unknown Internet person, this gift is only half complete. There is more to come. Had to order an item and will be shipped directly to you. Enjoy!"

I didn't want to deprive Santa of recognition for the whole package by posting only half his gift since this will probably be buried by the time I the other half arrives, but... I've made him wait too long already, plus I can always update and hope others see it. :)

Anyway! After a little reverse stalking, it looks like YoursTrulyFrod hooked me up with some local loves of his own! As a lover of the bean and frequent r/coffee poster, I think it's safe to believe his post describing Ritual Coffee Roasters as "amazing". I thought the BEEF bumper sticker was kind of funny because everything was coffee-related in whites and muted colors, very calm, then suddenly I whip out this big startlingly red on black bumper sticker screaming BEEEEEEF at me. I literally lol'd at that one and now I kinda feel like chasing people around the office with it while yelling "BEEEEEEF!" (Insert perverse jokes about waving my beef at people here.)

The tiny card inside the coffee mug has piqued my interest; I'm guessing it's related to the other half and the hint he sent me ahead of time (http://i.imgur.com/ijpJ6YN.jpg). The Musée Mécanique looks like a really interesting place, so I'm looking forward to updating this later.

Thanks Santa!