VATICAN – Speaking from a golden throne paid for by medieval itinerant farmers, Pope Francis thanked the Trump administration for the billions of Coronavirus stimulus dollars it donated to recently deceased American Catholics. “The American Treasury has just completed the single largest bulk purchase of indulgences ever,” explained the holy leader, “And with it, many souls have passed from penitence into heaven with President Trump’s signature in their hand.” The Pope also credited the people of America for giving up the entire economy for Lent.

Share this: Twitter

Facebook

