[M4F] Why Geeks Can't Get Laid [seduction] [friends to lovers] [why are men so slow?] [bj] [cowgirl] [kissing] [moaning]

Wherein you, an apparently oblivious tech-savvy geek visit a work friend to fix her computer. She has other things in mind.

Please feel free to adapt the voice to suit your own style.

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[knock-knock... door opening]

Hey there kitten, here I am, as promised.... Saturday afternoon, got all my troubleshooting tools, even some spare parts, and no plans for the rest of the day. I'm not leaving till I get that PC of yours working. Well, that, or until you kick me out.

[pause for reply, chuckle appreciatively; door closing]

Lucky if you let me leave, huh? You're a funny girl. I think my girlfriend might object to you keeping me captive. At least, once she noticed.

[pause for reply]

Oh I'm sure you could take her. But I wouldn't want you to risk breaking a nail. That would be tragic. So where’s the problem child? Through here…? Hmm… you got this off-lease? These have a couple little quirks, I know, but nothing that would explain no sound. Did you get anything with it, manuals, discs, that kind of thing?

Great. Oh thanks, that’s -- just down there, are they? That’s -- mmm. Lose my train of thought? Well, yeah… you know exactly what you did. Bending over like that in those low-riders. No, I’m not complaining, but if you want me to fix your computer, distracting me might not be your best plan.

Yes, I find you distracting -- like that’s a surprise. Please, girl, don’t even. Let’s see what you have there. Hmmm, no, nothing really that will help. I mean, keep this safe -- you’ll want that certificate if you ever have to do a re-install, but there isn’t anything here I expect to need today. Arrg, again with the bending over… you can’t tell me that wasn’t on purpose. Tease.

Alright, technically I guess that would be true -- if you really did have serious designs on me. But we both know if I actually took you up on it, you’d run so fast in the opposite direction…

Well, it doesn’t matter. Not gonna happen. Let me get a look at this problem here.

[exasperated] Yes. Yes, they’re cute panties.

[keyboard noises in background for next couple of lines]

You know, this is going to be pretty boring… you don’t actually have to be right here, if you have anything else you want to do. Oh; right next to me, huh? Sure. No, no, I love your company. You’re a regular barrel of monkeys.

Say what? No, that’s just the printer, probably out of paper or something, nothing to do with the sound. I’m, uh -- Huh. Yeah, when you sit like that, it’s definitely quite a view. But maybe you should point those someplace else?

Here, I can get that -- okay, you just reach across me. That works too. Hey. Hey! I told you to point those perky little titties somewhere else; how am I supposed to concentrate with you slinking all over me? Sit down and behave yourself.

Flustered? No. Well, maybe a little. So look, everything seems to be working properly as far as the drivers and software go. You have checked all the connections, right?

I see. Okay, so let’s get a look -- right. So here’s the problem… the speakers are plugged into the mic jack. I’ll just -- there.

[some shuffling back into the chair, a windows sound]

That should have it. No, no problem, I’m happy to help. It’s nice when there’s an easy fix. A beer? Yeah, yeah a beer would be nice, thanks. Oh, and you just happen to have my favourite. [bottle open sound] Coincidence? Not likely.

Well, that’s nice. I appreciate the thought. Hmmm? Sure, let’s go sit on the couch. So where’s your roomie? Oh, nice, those are hard tickets to get. She’ll have to tell us all about it at work when she gets back.

Do what a lot? Oh, computer stuff… not really. I do some programming on the side, which is fun, but fixing and troubleshooting is mostly a friends and family kind of thing. Well, friends, family, and flirty co-workers.

Oh, please. I’m pretty sure you do as much flirting as working, maybe more. I’m special am I? Hmm, lucky me. Do you have any idea how much flack I get from my girlfriend over you? No that’s fine -- I just ignore her. My point is -- I have no idea. What was my point again?

Yes, I would like another beer, thanks. [pause, then bottle opens] You know, if you don’t keep up with me, I’m going to suspect you’re trying to be get me drunk and take advantage of me. No, that’s an awesome plan, really, good luck with that.

Maybe I do underestimate you, maybe, but c’mon be serious for a second. We both know you’re just playing with me, and we both know nothing can ever come of it, but that’s okay. It’s still kinda fun. Yes, yes, I admit it… it’s kinda fun. Happy?

Oh, I’m sure. Number one, I have a girlfriend. Case closed. But even if I didn’t, number two, you’re way too young for me. There’s like an entire person between our ages. But even if you were older, number three, you’re just not really my type.

Maybe, maybe you could change my mind… but we’re just not going to go down that road. My girlfriend? Well, no, she’s not really my type either… Hey, waitaminutethere… how did we get onto this? Let’s just move along. Nothin’ to see here. Oh, yeah, I guess I am ready for another, thanks… [pause and bottle opens]

Did -- did you undo another button? Or, no, two? Dammit, girl, I -- Oh. Three, now? Um. Yeah. That’s really… nice. The bra matches, does it? I, I guess so, I don’t -- no, no you don’t need to refresh my memory. You don’t play fair, you know that?

Of course you’re playing. You don’t -- [kissing] What -- what are you doing? I-- [more kissing] No… no, no, no, no, no, no, I can’t -- [more kissing, breathlessness, a little moan or two] Are, are you -- if you’re not serious, this is just… really mean.

Yeah, yeah you do look serious. Annnnd… there goes the shirt. And bra. Oh my god, those are fantastic. Fuck. Oh yeah, I love hard nipples. [some nuzzling and sucking] Hey, when -- how did my shirt get unbuttoned? [moaning] You like nipples too, do you? Yeah, mine get pretty hard, pretty quick. They’re -- [moaning] -- very sensitive. Mmmm, and that spot on my neck -- oh fuck, so good…

[improv -- blow job, followed by vigourous sex on the couch]

Wow. That was -- wow. I can’t believe that just happened. Ow! Hey! You don’t have to pinch me, I know I’m not dreaming, I just -- oh man, I am in so much trouble. When I get home… Well, now, that’s a very good point; there really isn’t any rush, is there? Do you have something in mind?

Sure, a bed would be more comfortable and what the hell, in for a penny, in for a pound… Oh you do, do you? Well, let’s see what kind of fun we can have trying that.