hello yes u have reached dado house of fine pharmaceutical also laundry and tan. please also visit dado short term loan and vhs rental store while in town.

yes i am dado of course purveyor of fine dado business. pls forgive spelling error hamster is often walk about the keyboard and lkaglkja;slfajksdfuk hamstr

oh u r interest in see cat log of valuable remedy? yes i show this 2 u. dado has what fixes the ails in u. pls see cat log below. again sry for any mispells, dado uppercase key broke.

dado fine product cat log

discreet banana radiation kill u pill by djkorkter yes this medicine not so much medicine as much as it is pill to make banana and also kill u. very effective treatment for ailment that is life.

pill for what make the people old and horny by dejaycamper hmmm dado is watch television and see commercial with the old peoples in bathtub and think "people old and people horny do the raw dog" so dado make medicine to do the old and horny.

clean out the poop chute pill by dojerkrampus dado is hear many people say "world is shit" so dado is think, "how is dado help world clean up the shit?" fortunately dado is very clever so make the poop removal pill yes.

sleepy time snooze em up pill by captinkeby dado appreciate good snooze and so when man say "want the good snooze pill" dado is say "i have already made for u yes". this good medicine for make the long z.

dado laundry and tan place by stromboli wat? this not pill. this is dado fine capitalism business. not 4 sale. u make order here tho call 1-800-iam-dado for good medicine and also laundry and tan.

pill of multitude of rabit by thee sherbert sad little girl is have hare loss so dado is do good service and supply with many hare. only take if u r child and also have no hare. if u big and have hare then oh no u get the shaft.

juice what for energy by dr corncob many people are say "dado u r stale" or "dado u r derivative". so dado says hmm, and dado release new line of energy drink for populace. best energy drink on market, good for bones.

dado present: dr playtime kit for the kiddos ft. dr. wondertainman by uncbriel jadolini dr. wonderytainman is team up with dado to bring playtime kit for the kiddos. make of real medicine parts, chunked and loafed. dado is remember childhood playtime not involve fix for common household ailment, so new dado product is fix egregious oversight.

u come 2 dado go by dr sean draws biggest dado business ever. one stop shop with states of ark robots inspired by jeff bezos and his amazon go. most stock not so good but is still costly so u trick ur brain to thinking it good. also dado sing on store speaker. hopefully big break for dado.

shark inbox (*box not included) by flumpyfunks dado llc not hold any responsible if sekrit agent people hitting shark. do shark deserve punch in face? it is how u say mystery. also, not actual dado product, dado push 4 copyright infringe mint of dado SSSSbrand.

dado borger and france fry by nut a.c. gull dado expand into world of fast food like mc donald with up to date transport system. no bootstrap paradox here because dado is good capitalist businessman who pulls self up by own bootstraps.

space drive 2 by no-name and just ok dado is of make charitable contribution to fine world of dado brand hospice care. u no need 2 see doctor when dado is provide u w/ the space drive like the elon. did u know that can sirs cannot survive in space? very good fact dado just told u yes.

dado universe sales by cryoflagdown very exciting story you see where dado is discovered doing sale of universe. while dado has not yet done the universe sale perhaps it is good market for future dado to get into and experience high profit. dado multiverse coming soon to theater and laundromat near u.

see good pill by jomber now dado i knowing what u probably think. "dado this pill good for migraine but also make customer think little people crawl out of skin". unfortunately yes this is true you see dado was forced to outsource work to robert mitchell inc. due to time constraint. also robert mitchell is now tell me that he does not know what migraine is so he just guesses. dado now recognizes this as unfortunate. however dado also does not know what a migraine is so dado is believing that robert mitchell has done excellent work thank u.

herbie fucker fine clown entertainment by dr chatter & lord stonk ah yes here u see example of dado break into other fine industry such as entertainment and clown. dado is provide customer with exciting program of dado as herbie fucker and not strange herman fuller who dado does not care for and also has never been meeting. if u have read below you may think "dado but wait what about clown conspiracy?" and i say 2 u that while rainbow story is strange and dado is suspicious of origin dado can confirm that he created very fine dado brand clown video for enjoyment.

dado computer technology by meechee one day dado nephew is say "dado u must get new computer, cloud computer is future." dado find this preposterous as dado computer is fine however dado cannot fall behind to competition. so dado is create computer with cloud like the bezos.

dado tax payment to irs by djkalkutta and uncle norkeliner many people is say "dado u is fine capitalist perhaps now u r want to become into libertarity with me and neckbeard friends". however dado is deny this. dado is provide many valuable resource to create good business and rival the bezos and the tim cooks and also elon but would not be possible without many fine benefit from government like road and also trees. dado once hire a counter who say "dado hide money in jam acres like wealthy hollerwood elite" but dado has plenty of money so why would dado not pay tax? dado does not understand so sends finance to washington for irs yes

mr mister by dado by orncli noblini dado is see how swiss are make knife and spoon and scissor into army knife of swiss and dado is think 'hmmm perhaps consolidate is best for dado as well' so dado is look at the small misters of dr wanderingtrain and say 'why have multiple when dado can instead be into making army swiss mister

denotation dolls by ratless dado receive business proposal from max who work at the spooky mcdonalds. dado understand value of cooperation in modern business and agree to team project to bring coming to the customers. dado very proud of accomplish this product sadly spooky mcdonalds boss disagree

horse high power by handork Dado have receive request from individual who want horse go fast. Dado not happy about horse go fast as dado make miss take. Tim man Wilson be making mockery of dado by harbor run fast horse. This be making dado vry sad.

donut 4 police by plant many people are saying to dado that dado is make political statement. dado does not understand this. all dado is doing is providing avenues for miracle of birth for many fine swine and swine mother.

fine spiders by dado by carcrashcatt people say dado scared of spider. but dado not does have fear 4 anything unless thing is not making money. dado given choice between money and spider dog, dado choose money.

oh r u interest in storys? look no further than in fine dado tales.

asmr by dado by lort stopfrisk dado is break into new and excitement venturings with calm smooth sound of dado voice on popular web internet platform what for video and the sound. featuring box, towel, and also hamster yes. dado is say the word and put u to sleep. is like medicine for ears.

dado is make good dado film by dorjykapper dado is make exciting film in this one. also dado film is attempt to be sabotage by strange person in movie. dado is not remember person when making movie but sometimes dado is doing a small forgetful. however dado also very resourceful and so he is thrown in paddy wagon by dado movie police. good film i give 10/10 imdb and rotter tomat.

"blue" pill (actually is cyan but customer no good of eyes) by pasool so this strange story. dado believe story is happen at same time as hamster holiday story which dado is finding strange as dado did not realize dado exist in two places at same time. very odd. however this story also do not have strange keyboard mishap so perhaps it is impost. fortunately is still good story about man who is encountering strange animal and require dado assistance for small price. pay w/ apple thank u tim cooks.

hamster interruption story by dejorkus dado is take business partner and hamster robert mitchell on holiday due to successful business. however dado is then receive call from strange man who want animal medicine for pain. dado is not vorternarius however dado is resourceful and also have wide knowledge of many animal internals so dado is make medicine. also apologies robert mitchell is do a great mischievousness on keyboard in story so pls forgive dado for this thank u.

dado donation #1 by nuncle jabroni as has been said dado is very generous w/ fine donation 2 manner charity, however dado is confused. manner charity says "people cannot into dieting" but dado has no problem with diet. dado enjoy good salad of spinach and tomat. perhaps dado is just best dieter as well, who know.

dado forgetti medicine adventure by mr. bred man and lanny while dado is one day acquire good component for what to make fine dado forgetti medicine, dado is becoming accost by person in lock war. dado is not of understanding strange man with magic tricks but dado did once like famous magic man dave copperman and is have respect for good magic business so dado is supply with 1 dadobuck and thank him 4 good show.

dado is popular scp writer by grand hip fellow dado is have clandestine communication with secret essy pee foundation computer man. you see dado is always have dream of writing big scp like the doctor gores, mr. cleft, roger or dajeykajey. however dado is not particular of writing so dado is seek ghost writer. ghost writer is act strange and then is end world? dado does not understand, however dado is excited for to have platform for big new essy pee project!

other tale what involve dado sort of or hamster

dado entry of questionable authenticity

ok so let dado explain. sometimes dado is read of dado on internet and dado is do a great chuckle. dado is say to self, "that dado, always getting up upon those hijinks and shenanigans." however sometimes dado is do a reading and see story of dado and dado is think "hang on now, this does not seem to be dado. this seem to be the imposter or smooth criminals!" perhaps is even work of dado nefarious dark brother "bado". impossible to say. however dado is prefer to be doing thorough investigation into authenticity of these claims of "dado", so dado is store them here for reference.

mysterious text messages by dire chandelier see here is first example. dado is often communicate via cellphone yes this is true. dado is good at the text message and often gives expedient response in several hours. however notice how at end dado uppercase key mysteriously not broken??? how is this be?????? dado sees this and dado is think "this is work of doppler gang".

strange rainbow dado conspiracy??? by chandler & a fish that is rock ok so 2 things about this strange story dado is hear. first is that dado accept that yes perhaps dado has made questionable business decision to appeal to the youth and also gaze (though dado does not understand how a hard stare is associate with youth but dado is businessman not scientologist), this is true. however, if u look closely you will see more unbroken uppercase key! how is this possible? has dark brother learned technology to fix key? dado is very suspicious. additionally dado does not believe he has had interaction with odd clown fellow. dado did once travel with slug but not clown.

r u want to order good dado medicine? well good u need fine remedy. here what u do. u make page on internet website of scp so then dado come and add good medicine to cat log. just if u want to write the dado remember important rules:

1) dado very good at make the good medicine 2) dado sometimes confused about what people mean when they say the words 3) u trust dado 4) dado has amazon prime so no shipping charge 5) dado, being fine capitalist, proud owner of laundry and tan 6) dado capitalize key broken so dado is dado 7) dado not of bad spelling, dado just is into confusion sometime regarding names that are not dado or important business partner robert mitchell 8) hmmmm this probably any rule but i decide later as become narratively interesting.

ok that is all