LEIGH SALES: Time now for John Clarke and Bryan Dawe.

BRYAN DAWE: Good evening over there.

JOHN CLARKE: Good evening, Bryan, how are you?

BRYAN DAWE: Good, how are things going in London?

JOHN CLARKE: Very exciting as you can imagine.

BRYAN DAWE: Excitement must be building.

JOHN CLARKE: It is, I didn't think I'd say this, it is absolutely exciting to be in London today, Bryan.

BRYAN DAWE: It must be very exciting to be there.

JOHN CLARKE: It's hugely exciting, a real sense, palpable sense of excitement. I saw some people, as I came into this building afew minutes ago, Bryan, they are from Norfolk.

BRYAN DAWE: How were they?

JOHN CLARKE: Excited, I've never seen such excited people in my life, Bryan.

BRYAN DAWE: Fantastic, sum it up for us.

JOHN CLARKE: In a word?

BRYAN DAWE: Yes.

JOHN CLARKE: Excitement.

BRYAN DAWE: There's been controversy, hasn't there, about who got an invitation and who didn't?

JOHN CLARKE: Yes, hugely controversial all this of course.

BRYAN DAWE: Can you workshop us through that.

JOHN CLARKE: Not everybody was invited, Bryan in a nutshell.

BRYAN DAWE: Really? Didn't get an invitation?

JOHN CLARKE: That's right, a lot of people have been invited, a lot of people will be there tomorrow.

BRYAN DAWE: But others missed out.

JOHN CLARKE: But others have missed out altogether, no invitation in any shape, way or form.

BRYAN DAWE: Goodness gracious me.

JOHN CLARKE: Indeed.

BRYAN DAWE: Tell us about William and Kate

JOHN CLARKE: I haven't spoken to them. Personally, but my spies tell me they're pretty excited. Preparations are going terribly well, they're very excited.

BRYAN DAWE: They'd be very excited I expect, 24 hours to go.

JOHN CLARKE: Pardon?

BRYAN DAWE: 24 hours to go.

JOHN CLARKE: It's tomorrow, isn't it?

BRYAN DAWE: What's Kate wearing?

JOHN CLARKE: I have that information, Bryan, for you. A wadding dress.

BRYAN DAWE: I think that's a wedding dress.

JOHN CLARKE: Bugger it, I think I can't read my own writing. Yes, I can't read my own writing.

BRYAN DAWE: Australia is going to be represented of course.

JOHN CLARKE: Yes, Julia Gillard and Ian Thorpe have both received invitations

BRYAN DAWE: And Posh and Becks will be there, of course?

JOHN CLARKE: I beg your pardon, Bryan?

BRYAN DAWE: What about the all important honeymoon, any news at the moment?

JOHN CLARKE: That's confirmed, yes.

BRYAN DAWE: Where are they going?

JOHN CLARKE: I don't think they're going anywhere for a bit, they'll be on honeymoon, aren't they.

BRYAN DAWE: Any idea where they'll be doing that?

JOHN CLARKE: We haven't been told where the honeymoon will occur, no. The minute, Bryan, I hear that information I'll get that information to you.

BRYAN DAWE: Terrific. We look forward to a great day.

JOHN CLARKE: Pretty exciting.

BRYAN DAWE: It will.

JOHN CLARKE: Pretty exciting, I'll tell you that.

BRYAN DAWE: Thanks a lot.

JOHN CLARKE: My pleasure. Who are Posh and Becks or did he just sneeze?