This is a 100% accurate account of how I convinced Regi to get Locodoco as the coach for TSM:

All hail to Lord Loco

Fans pray for Lord Loco

Hey! Clear some space in the gaming room

Listen!

Andy Dinh!

It’s a PR boom

Oh come!

Be the first in the West to catch his eye!

Streams on!

Here he comes!

Scare Hai! Worry Crumbzz!

And kiss all your fears goodbye!

Good ID!

Meaning crazy!

If you know Spanish

Loves the hyung known as Jaedong

Down on both knees

Fans try their best to stay calm

But when he leaves the salon

They come to meet this spectacular LoL hotty!

Lord Loco!

A-D-C Pro!

Noble Korean

Makes your boys as good as Toyz, that he will show

He’s got cute fangirls galore

His vlogs are never a bore

He played on your team before

It’s Lord Loco

He’s got seventy-five laning critiques

(Though he got benched in June)

Super supports: he’s trained more than three

(Madlife, Mata, he made them great)

When it comes to rotational techniques

Has he got a clue?

I’m telling you, he’s got world-class proficiency

Lord Loco

L-o-L beau

Noble Korean

His bowlcut and his suave strut

Eager to show

Well, get his ass to LA

He’ll coach those losses away

Just live and travel and play with Lord Loco!

He’s got three thousand beautiful selfies

(He’s got the selfies! Let’s see the selfies!)

And on Twitter he posts them for free

(He’s generous, so generous)

He knows strats, he knows team comps and good cheese

(Worked so hard for them)

He knows how to scrim, be ready for him

We’re just aglow to watch this pro: the Loco! Lord Loco!

Lord Loco!

Hair of emo!

Noble Korean

Heard your support was a dude slightly geeky

And that, good fanboys, is why he’ll bring his friend and drop by

With OP champions, ideas galore

With his thoughts and game plans

His replays and more

His love for fine arts, his looks, his keen smarts

His crushed dreams and broken hearts

All hail to Lord Loco!