Gee what a useless present... No really! It's a useless box! And it's amazing!!

I knew my present was going to show up today and after literally waiting by my mailbox, I got my package.

It's came with a happy message, "I hope you can use this in your upcoming SyFy original Film, Megabox vs. All Humans: No subtitles Necessary. Starring Bill Paxton? Merry Christmas!"

After little thought, I now will pitch the plot of Megabox Vs. All Humans.

It's a cold snowy day. In fact, it is Christmas eve. People are staying inside, drink hot chocolate, this cheerful season.

when all of a sudden, something falls from the sky. Kids run out of their house crying.

"Is it Santa?" One child cries. "Is Christmas ruined?" Another shouts.

No, children. It's worse then the death of our beloved St. Nick.

It's a black box. It's a mega box! A young girl goes over to inspect it, the switch is on.

With in seconds, a little lever comes out and turns itself off. Along with it, the planets electrical grid!

Que to the president of the United states speaking with a team of generals and scientists.

"Why don't you just turn the darn thing on?" The President remarks.

"We can't." One General sighes.

"Well! Why, on this god's green earth, not?"

"Because sir..." Mumbles a scientist.

"Because? Because! We are in Deftcon 5! We are in a fallout and all you can give me is because?! We have been contacting nations all over the world via Carrier pidgin and what am I suppose to say? I'm suppose to say 'Because'!?"

A senior physicist, slams his fists on the table. "Mr. President, with all do respect, we can't turn the things on because it turns itself back off."

~dramatic music~

Anywho, I hope to be able to put it together later on this week. Things are a bit hectic at my house at the moment but I can't wait to build it and for it to turn it's self off.