Last week, I brought the good news: The Biggest Blowout Victory For Every FBS Team. But this website wouldn’t be named All My Sports Teams Suck if we didn’t become numb to appreciate losing, and losing big.

So this week, I bring you that. Every team in the Football Bowl Subdivision’s (plus UAB since they’re coming back!) worst loss in their history. Of course, like last time, teams that have long histories may have horrible blowouts from the late 1800s, so I’ve included a second grouping of the worst loss for every team in the past 50 years.

Note: I used FBS games only for teams that transitioned into or out of (and then back into).

Highlights:

Tennessee has really recovered from some rough times. In 1893, the Volunteers lost their first four games by a combined 250-0, losing 56-0 to Kentucky, 64-0 to Wake Forest, 70-0 to Duke, and 60-0 to North Carolina. The season was so bad, Tennessee didn’t field a team in 1894 and 1895 so that they could “focus on academics.”

Seventeen teams have not lost by 50 or more points in the last 50 years. This is a mix of the blue bloods, new teams, and a few surprises (Air Force, Boston College, West Virginia).

Toledo gets the unfortunate claim to the overall title, with a 145-0 loss to Detroit in 1917. Of course, that still pales in comparison to Cumberland’s 222-6 loss to Georgia Tech we talked about last week.

Wisconsin’s biggest loss is only 59, but it happened twice: both to Ohio State. Purdue also had a biggest loss of 59 points, but it happened thrice, with three different teams.

In the overall time period, the most frequent deliverers of the biggest beatdown in a teams history are Oklahoma and Michigan, appearing six times. Honorable mention to Chicago, who appears on the list four times, despite not fielding a Division 1 team since 1939. In the last 50 years, Oklahoma appears nine times, running away with the most number teams blown out.

Okay, you ready for the table? The first group of columns is the all-time record for each team, while the right group of columns is the last 50 years. Take a look at your team, and post the best/funniest/saddest in the comments below.