Boobahontas

Govt historians have supressed the reality for years however now the information haunches be exposed. Consider it or now not. There as soon as lived a tribe of strangely huge-titted Englishwomen referred to as the Soboobas. They led an secluded lifestyles within the dense forests now not a ways from Nottingham, the place they lived off the land and likewise lapdanced for additional wampum. It used to be highly tough for them to search out decently becoming bras in order that they clothed in faux brute skins. The Soboobas have been elevated by way of scouts for the Cleveland Indians and Atlanta Braves, who taught them within the artwork of Tomahawk flapping and pillar dancing. Sometimes, demented dudes (corresponding to LinseysWorld videographers) would stumble out of the woods, mumbling phrases that appeared like “melons” and “tentpole.” Nobody believed their ridiculous babble till one courageous, hopelessly ultra-kinky boy returned with one forearm clenched round a movie cassette, the opposite obese his peacepipe. The queen of the Soboobas used to be referred to as Boobahontas. That is her tale. Till Disney remakes it. Let’s spin the movie gauze, and observe the place you sway that ax, lassie!