I’m thinking of starting a new cult…

The premise: Jesus was one of the few underground hippy liberal scientists in the future. He didn’t liked how the world turned out and he blamed the Testament (which we now call “Old”) for making the world a fascist society, where slavery was the norm. So he secretly invented a time machine to travel back in time to give our ancestors an alternative view on God. Hoping that people will learn to treat each other equally and think like hippies.

The goal: To bring intelligent people together to make sure that the technology to create a time machine will exist so that somebody in the future can go back in time and stop our government to make hemp illegal.

Target demographics: hippies who think they are smart and buys overpriced weed.



The hook: sacred rituals that requires the use of cannabis.

Business model: selling overpriced weed to believers.

It’s the new scientology, baby!!! Who wants to be my first bishop?

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