George R. R. Martin's

A Song of Ice and Fire:

Book One in haikus

The brothers patrol,

While Gared and Royce quibble.

Cold blue swords can kill.

(split) Prologue Chapters 1-5 by

Bran loves his pony.

And Theon is an asshat.

Direwolf pups are cute. Bran I

Cat can be boring.

And always brings bad news too.

How blind can Ned be? Eddard I

Dany is too young,

To be sold to one so hung,

His "braid" long and thick. Daenerys I

The king likes to eat.

And whore and drink and party.

Ned shall be the Hand. Eddard I

Jon, cheese with your whine?

Listen to Tyrion's tale,

No, bastard, no cry.

(seabitch) Jon I Chapters 6-10 by

Cat is naked now,

Ned can't seem to refuse her.

Damn that little box. Catelyn II

Sewing, singing, no.

Fighting, running, more please, yum!

Ruffle my hair Jon. Arya I

Howling wolf, Bran hears.

Wrestling lions, Bran sees.

The hard ground, Bran meets. Bran II

Crunchiest bacon,

As Tyrion spies the look.

The twin's eyes don't lie. Tyrion II

Leaving is hard, Jon.

Little sis, point sharp ouch ouch,

Bran slept and Robb flaked.

(Alerie Corbray) Jon II Chapters 11-15 by

Dany's Wed Day comes.

There piles of presents cover dais,

Dragon's eggs glint bright. Daenerys II

Sick politicking,

Ned begs, it's wrong to kill kids.

Winter is coming. Eddard II

Trudging ever north,

No peace, help Jon understand.

Bastard life is hard. Tyrion II

Sweet Bran sleeps abed.

Danger lurks and sets a fire;

Blade cuts and wolf kills. Catelyn III

Down by the river

Sansa walks with head in clouds,

Joff is a douche bag.

(Impsgramma) Sansa I Chapters 16-20 by

In Ser Darrys hall

the lady wolf takes the fall.

Who needs friends like Bob. Eddard III

Above Winterfell

Bran learns to fly with the Crow.

His wolf is Summer. Bran III

Each weaving his web

Lord Baelish and the Spider,

Trap the mother wolf Catelyn IV

The winds on the wall

Wisper cold and lonely truths,

Jon Snows a bully. Jon III

Excessive tourney

Littlefinger taunting Ned

Is Cat in brothel?

(slychd) Eddard IV Chapters 21-25 by

Pricking the Thorne; crab stab!

a bear begs for more men; dwarf

and emo part friends Tyrion III

A wild wolf child broods

Dad supplies "Dancing Master"

Arya chews her lip. Arya II

Made strong by dragon song.

Brother suffers from whip lash.

Our khaleesi is P G. Daenerys III

Old Nan tells scary tale

Imp gives saddle design

Robb and Bran connect. Bran IV

I ask a question

you give a shrouded response

punnett squares, dig it

(Shobbs) Eddard V Chapters 26-30 by

The fat coward's here,

A bastard saves his large rear,

find warmth through the cold Jon IV

bullheaded eddard,

is lead to bull-helmet boy,

son of bull belly Bob Eddard VI

Cat hides in plain sight,

our lord of Lannister jailed,

just because he's short Catelyn V

sing me a song bird,

a dream of knights and heroes,

and I will end it. Sansa II

Honorable Ned searches for truth

Tyrion begs, Arya evesdrops

A Sweetrobin judges Tyrion

(scorchiebeanie) Eddard VII-Catelyn VI Chapters 31-35 by

To the brothel went Ned

to learn secrets

but instead he breaks a leg.

(jbc794) Eddard IX Chapters 36-40 by

Dany is Dothraki

Viserys came in

and left not a dragon Daenerys IV

Bran rides again

the wolves protect

still Bran is held for Theon to save Bran V

Tyrion wakes on the edge of the sky

Will he fly

not if Bronn decides Tyrion V

Ned dreams three knights

a blue rose to save

he wakes to Robert a hand once more Eddard X

Tyrion needs help

Enter sellsword named Bronn

Cat loses hostage

(Lycanthropist) Catelyn VII Chapters 41-45 by

Jon to be Nights Watch

Ser Piggy gets left behind

Lord Snow makes a case Jon V

Halfman is now free

Though circled by mountain clans

One more IOU Tyrion VI

Eddard reigns as King

While Robert is on a hunt

And makes a big mess Eddard XI

Sansa's still naive

Doesn't want a noble Prince

Reveals truth to Ned Sansa III

She shows her colors

Cersei talks with Ned

Hers is a twisted head

(Moonbaby) Eddard XII Chapters 46-50 by

A crown of Gold

For a dragon

Who's too bold Daenerys V

Wounded by a boar

King Robert

Is no more Eddard XIII

Brothers take the Black

They can't go back

Ghost gives them a hand Jon VI

It's a bad day

Ned is betrayed

Littlefinger got his way Eddard XIV

Jon Snow used to say

"Stick them with the pointy end"

And that's what she did

(Joffykins) Arya IV Chapters 51-55 by

Sansa Stark loved him

If only she knew him more

Her gallant Joffrey Sansa IV

Corpses walk the earth

Dead black hands and cold blue eyes

Winter is coming Jon VII

Rumors from the south

"Ned flees with wicked Renly"

Those northern tabloids Bran VI

Don't be such a fool

When at the Western Market

It is known, Dany Daenerys VI

Cat comes to Robb's Camp,

Roose is loose, and leads 'gainst Ty,

Robb's afraid of Roose.

(Damphair Cannot Dry) Catelyn VIII Chapters 56-60 by

Halfman Finds his Dad,

Kev Shocked, Ty has Poker Face,

He charms the Hill Tribes Tyrion VII

Barristan Breaks out

Sansa's on the floor begging

Cause Joff "Must Love Her" Sansa V

Eddard Remembers

Varys looks for Solutions

To Eddard's Thick Skull Eddard XV

Cat and Walder Deal

Marriage pact they seem to seal

Heh heh heh heh heh Catelyn IX

Dead they said, poor Ned,

And I would not believe it,

But I've seen the head.

(EddardStarkForever) Arya V Chapters 66-70 by

The crypts were so cold,

Yet I saw my father there,

So frozen and old. Bran VII

There's a girl weeping,

She's alone and so afraid,

With her golden prince. Sansa VI

Never lost a fight,

His braids were so long and fierce,

And now the flies feast. Daenerys IX

They've taken my son,

He's locked up and defeaten

Just the dwarf is left. Tyrion IX

Jon chose desertion

His Night's Watch brothers saved him

"Now my watch begins..."

(Blackfyre Bannerman) Jon IX Chapters 71-73 by

The room was anxious

The Greatjon knelt and proclaimed

The King in the North! Catelyn XI