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Music…



Old Ned by Ron Grainer (Steptoe & Son)



High Hydraulics… for “Stardust Speedway Zone: Act 1” by Tee Lopes & Falk Au Yeong (Sonic Mania)



Get Royally Fucked! by BotanicSage



Woods Area by Mark Miller (Kid Chameleon)



ToeJam Jammin’ by John Baker (ToeJam & Earl)

Thanks To…



The Blue Meanie for the fabulous intro



Adam Nedeff for the bad jobber



Tuftguy and Thealbert1216 on Twitter for the Enzo footage



Lolemite_MF and douceyd for the indie table



Jimmy Gatewood for the other indie table



Legitjamiejones for the other other indie table



Ian Hamilton for the CZW clip



Dan Barry for er the Dan Barry clip



Hash Bro Jones for the Cobb clips



Luchablog for that slow AA guy



everybody on twitter for PCO



GameBoyzUK for the Enzo Bel Air clip



Colt Cabana for the bird jerichocruise clip



BennettTheSage for Dumber and Balls



Jayteekay2015 for Becky Lynch ending



badgirlmonkey for Seth Rollins vs Oblivion NPCs



Evilegend for Dean Ambrose Wild Ride Game Over



RandoChris for the weird Miz ending



DaveClaxton2 for the monkey ending



S1TBD for AJ Styles Low Blows Set To Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture

Notes…



I know Triple H got injured during the tag match, I’m not mocking that. Everything else about that match is fair game though, holy shit. Roy Jones Jr. has more dignity in 2018 than those four, currently the most botched match of the year for me with Kane’s mask falling off, HBK’s no-catch moonsault and the HHH/Undi Irish Whip.

Evolution ended up being one of the best WWE shows of the year due to the last three matches delivering (even The Bellas) which is more than can be said for Crown Jewel, an event so bad WWE would prefer to mention Buck Zumhofe before Saudia Arabia again.

I’ve used the GET ROYALLY FUCKED song before but it’s so damn catchy and I never miss an episode of MaiNinja’s Salt series. I’m positive I’ve used Toejam Jammin’ too but music-wise I’m biding my time until Smash Ultimate’s OST gets leaked because nearly everything good has been used over the last twelve (jesus) years.

The Eddie Gilbert vs jobber match can be found on NWA World Championship Wrestling 12/10/88

A bunch of people sent their version of Take On Me/Fuck On Me but none of them slowed the audio to match the dramatic chorus so they looked nice but sounded crap. I’m not ungrateful but when it’s important to the fun-ness of the idea then it’s gotta be fixed or done myself.

RandoChris apparently made his video under the influence of drugs. As opposed to all the tee-total people making the others.

It’s been four long weeks since the last video, I know that’s basically an eternity in wrestling/youtube years but my life is a lot busier than it used to be I’m afraid. I work full-time and my spare time has been less spare due to the joys of the outside world and also buying a Switch to beat up Super Mario Odyssey. So part of me is sorry for the wait but the other half of me isn’t, because I’m not wasting my time outside of this (apart from doing those fucking ‘walk in a circle’ challenges on SMO, they’re almost as bad as the sheep walking bits.)

List Of Companies And Where To Find Them…

The Blue Meanie can be found on Twitter

WWE Network is still around so you can watch all the Mae Young moonsaults

PROGRESS Wrestling and their hard-ass British tables can be found here

OTT Redemption can be watched/bought from their pivotshare

BOLA 2018 is now buyable from Highspots

AIW have a lovely site with Sabu and PCO

AAA is around somehow with a YouTube

I think CZW is still around, I only watch what people send me

That’s your lot, thanks a lot Windjammers and I’ll see you at Botchamania 378 (ETA March 2019).