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No. 2967: Gazorpazorpfield Minus Gazorpazorp

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Strip by: Error 52

{Garfield is lying in bed.}

Garfield. Sigh. I hate Mondays. And I could really go for some enchiladas!

{Garfield approaches Jon.}

Garfield: Hey, Jon, it's me, Garfield.

{Garfield grabs Jon by the shirt, and angrily looks at him.}

Garfield: Boy, **** you Jon, you ******* dumb, stupid idiot.

Jon: Come on Garfield, go easy on me, huh?

Garfield: You dumb, stupid, pathetic, weak, white guilt...white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.

Jon: Geez, Garfield, you're pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake!

Garfield: I don't give a ****! I'm Gar-*******-field, *****!

{A bowl of food spontaneously appears. Garfield throws it in Jon's face.}

Garfield: Now give me my ******* enchiladas!

The author writes:

Reference.

On some level I'm surprised nobody's done this, but at the same time it's pretty obvious why. Even with the censorship it might be more vulgar than what the SRoMG mods want.

Also, Rick and Morty is a great show, in case the rest of the internet hasn't made that clear.

[[Original strips: 1992-07-11, 1979-05-28, 1983-04-28, 2006-08-07.]]

Original strips: 1979-05-28, 1983-04-28, 1992-07-11, 2006-08-07.