Vice President Mike Pence made headlines earlier this year when it was revealed that he had a very strange policy with his wife. You see, Mike Pence does not believe in having dinner alone with a woman who isn't his wife. Mike Pence doesn't go to parties where alcohol is being served without his wife. Also, and not for nothing, Mike Pence calls his wife "mother."

This is all to say that soon-to-be President Mike Pence is what we like to call "a weirdo." But why is he about this strange, restrictive dinner-slash-party policy life? Well the easy answer would be that he and his wife are both evangelical Christians and therefore want to ensure that they never feel tempted by the sins of the flesh (at least if that flesh belongs to anyone else). Open and shut case, right?

Wrong. On Thursday night, Mike and Karen Pence went to Montana to campaign with Greg Gianforte. Also there was Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke and at one point in the festivities he and Karen decided to have a little dance, while Mike looked on.

The strict rules. The weird pet names. Here's a theory that makes sense: They're not because Mike Pence is super religious or sexist. No, they're because he's a cuck in a Domme/sub relationship with his wife-slash-mistress-slash-"mother." And good for him! The cuckold lifestyle is nothing to be laughed at. No matter how many times the alt-right tries to make it an insult, I don't think there's anything wrong with someone embracing whatever kink gets them there, provided that everyone is a consenting adult. And Mike, Karen, and Ryan are all consenting adults. So who cares if Mike and Karen need another man to manhandle her to get themselves going? They seem to be having fun, so I'm happy for them.

And oh man, I'm sure he's going to enjoy giving up the power in the bedroom even more once Trump has been impeached.

H/T Death and Taxes.

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