Those Russian fake news disinformation specialists of Putin’s must really have it in for Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA). There’s a rumor that is swirling rapidly around Washington, DC this week. Before we tell you about it, we first want to say two very important things.

First, these are allegations about collusion kook Adam Schiff. Even though Adam Schiff does not believe that President Donald Trump or nominees like Brett Kavanaugh deserve the presumption of innocence, we want to be really clear: Adam Schiff has not been convicted of any crime related to the allegations of wrongdoing that you are about to read about. He is totally innocent until proven guilty.

The second thing that we want to point out to you about the alleged photographs of Adam Schiff in a notorious gay drug den with very young, naked, African-American men (hopefully not boys) in Hollywood, which are currently being passed around off-camera by literally everyone in the media and in Congress in Washington, DC… are REALLY gross. Allegedly REALLY gross, according to people who have seen them, that is.

Before we get to Adam Schiff and the allegations against him, we also have to explain who Ed Buck is.

Ed Buck is a very wealthy man who lives alone in Hollywood. When someone says that “Hollywood” is donating gobs of cash to Democrat politicians and candidates, they don’t just mean fine, upstanding citizens like Harvey Weinstein or Kevin Spacey. They also mean Ed Buck.

Mr. Buck is a virtual celebrity among Democrat politicians. He was a campaign bundler who raised oodles of cash for Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. You can easily find pictures of him online, yukking it up with one of his favorite candidates all time – Hillary Clinton.

He was bundling campaign cash for Kamala Harris for President last year until he ended up being arrested on murder charges, which we’ll get to in a moment. (Too bad about Kamala, by the way, huh?) Buck is also a major donor for California Democrats Ted Lieu and Adam Schiff.

Ed Buck is very rich and very progressive. He’s also very, very, extremely gay – like Freddy Mercury gay, but without the hit records or incredible fashion sense.

And Ed Buck also has a very specific and disgusting fetish that everyone in Hollywood, including the LAPD, has known about for years.

Ed Buck likes to lure young, African American, gay homeless men up to his swanky condominium/drug den. Then, according to the Department of Justice and the families of Ed Buck’s victims, he pays the young men to strip off their clothes while snorting and smoking increasingly large amounts of meth and other drugs. Once the young men pass out from too many drugs, the Department of Justice alleges that Clinton/Schiff donor Ed Buck then proceeds to… get a bit carried away in all the excitement, shall we say?

The first time when one of Ed Buck’s young paramours died in his apartment a few years ago, prosecutors declined to charge him with anything. The second time a young black homeless man was found dead in Buck’s apartment – just last year – the FBI raided the place and he’s still in jail awaiting trial on charges of running a drug den and viciously raping his incapacitated victims repeatedly.

According to the FBI, Attorney General Bill Barr is wondering why Congressman Adam Schiff paid at least 16 separate visits to Ed Buck’s apartment, which was a known drug den. Plus, AG Barr supposedly has some questions about the photographs of Adam Schiff that were seized by the FBI in Ed Buck’s apartment, which depict Adam Schiff inside Ed Buck’s known drug den, allegedly doing some… really gross stuff. Allegedly.

There is also a rumor floating around – and this is just hearsay – that an FBI agent may have recently leaked the truly, incredibly disturbing photographs of Adam Schiff which literally everyone in Washington, DC has now seen. People who have allegedly seen these alleged photos of Adam Schiff—who is a married man with 2 kids—inside Ed Buck’s gay drug den say that they are “salacious.”

But let me be the first to rush to Adam Schiff’s defense and explain why this is all Russian propaganda!

First, no FBI agent would ever leak evidence from an investigation. I mean, amiright? Come on! I’m racking my brain trying to think of a single historical example in which one of the stalwart defenders of our freedoms in the FBI would leak something. That’s preposterous! Ludicrous! Why would anyone at the FBI leak alleged photographs of Adam Schiff engaging in salacious – dare I say, concupiscent – activities with passed-out African American men in a notorious drug den operated by one of his biggest financial donors? Don’t believe these rumors about Adam Schiff for a single moment!

Plus, I know the Burbank/Los Angeles/Hollywood area very well. I can honestly tell you that it would be ludicrous – absurd, really – for Adam Schiff to drive all the way from his home in Burbank to Ed Buck’s apartment 16 times. I mean… that would take like… 30 MINUTES!

Especially if Congressman Schiff took Crystal Springs Drive past the LA Zoo instead of trying to navigate the clogged traffic on I-5. As the lead impeachment inquisitor against President Trump, Adam Schiff’s time is waaaay too valuable for him to be traveling 16 times to his biggest donor’s apartment a whole half-hour away.

What does all this mean? Well, isn’t it obvious? Ed Buck had better hope that they don’t move him into Jeffrey Epstein’s old cell.