Oh man, this is the type of Reddit Gifts that legends are made of. If either of my past Secret Santas see this, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to say anyone's gifts are better than another's, but this became an experience.

7am: I'm out scraping the ice off my windshield so I can see when I take my son to school, when the mailman shows up. I didn't know mail...people got up that early. I thank him, toss the box in the back seat, hop in and take off. Except we had to stop so I can whipe the frozen "fog" off the windshield that had accumulated while I was talking to the mailman. See? Experience!

So the box came decorated, which is awesome. She calls herself S (I'll explain where in a sec), so I'll call her that too (Calling her Santa is too much like calling her fat; my wife has taught me well.) S says that she apologizes for it looking like a kid did it, and that one side sucks. S, this isn't fine art and I'm a guy: its the effort that you put in that matters. For what it's worth, my 18yr old is "jelly" over my box. Inside the box are several packages each numbered with a card on top with strict instructions to open in order. I did as I was told (again, trained well lol).

Gift 1: Homemade Lego shaped soaps. Scent is perfectly fine S, my son and I will be sharing this (otherwise, they'd just disappear and I'd be "sharing" them anyway).

Gift 2: An awesome Star Wars music single, on vinyl. Has the Cantina song and the main theme. Now I will have to get my hands on a record player.

Gift 3: An Idaho shaped bottle opener keyring from her place of employment. I hope this doesn't break any rules, but this bottle opener comes with the promise that she'll hook me up if I ever find myself in Idaho. For the first time ever, I have a reason to go to Idaho!

Gift 4: Christmas potato! I've had "Idaho potatoes" before but now I can have an Idaho potato without questioning if it's an "Idaho potato" grown in California.

Gift 5: I love history stuff. I love holding historic items in my hands. I probably broke the law once and reached behind the glass to touch the Berlin Wall segment hanging in the Kennedy National Library. I have a book that is in pretty rough shape from the late 1800's, now I have this book, in much better shape from before my grandpa was born. With a Dostoevsky story no less (I don't know him, but I know he's famous as hell lol)

Gift 6: OK, I'll admit, someone decided to dice onions when I got to this one. Not because of what it is, but because of the note. I don't seek out praise for my charity work, I just do it because its right. S praised me for my Make-A-Wish service and thanked me for being one of the good guys with this Superman Handbook. I'll put it to good use S. (except I forgot to photograph the wrapping!)

Gift 7: The grand finale, package I kept using as a stand for the pictures of the other gifts. Inside is some game that isn't popular enough without giving away a free Flux Capacitor! Just kidding, my wife's favorite game is Yahtzee and my favorite movie is the three BTTF movies. I was going to mount this in my truck, but recently it got broken into and so now this will grace my desk with Pip-Boy.

Thank you S, you're awesome. Imgur link for better pictures and captions cause I got tired of Reddit's photo editor: http://imgur.com/a/uSyGx/titledesc