We're all used to grand and florid speeches and slogans when it comes to our national leaders but most of the world's politicians will have to up their game after the "socialist fairyland" of North Korea set the bar at a whole new, hyperbolic level.

Kim Jong Un, center, watches an air show of the by the Korean People' s Air Force on May 10, 2014.

In honor of the 70th anniversary of the liberation of North Korea and the founding of the Worker's Party of Korea (WPK), more than 300 political slogans were published in the party newspaper Thursday.

The majority of the slogans have a powerful, authoritative tone, from the patriotic "always live the way you did as a soldier" to the more hostile "annihilate them to the last man" when discussing enemy invasion.

However, a handful of slogans appear to underpin the strong character that North Korea is trying to convey. North Korea wants its citizens to "grow vegetables extensively in greenhouses" and "play sports games in an offensive way", according to the translated report by NK News' 'KCNA Watch', a North Korean media tracker.

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