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[When you try to get an app]

Lazy Man’s Lexicon App by SoundSmartie, Inc. for Everyone.

Sound smart with little effort! Improve your vocabulary every time you’re on the toilet.

[But pass because they nosy]

Lazy Man’s Lexicon needs accces to Identity, Contacts, Location, Camera, Microphone, YMCA Safe Combo, Bank routing/acct #’s, Social Security #, Mom’s Maiden Name, Fecal Pantone Color