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Taylor Swifts new music video for “Blank Space” makes it look like the guy from Carrie Underwood’s “Before he Cheats” got off easy. Between Olivia Benson making a guest appearance, horses chilling at her bedside (casual), the destruction of the nicest mansion I’ll never see, and the possible murder of her hottest music video mate yet, I don’t know how I’ll ever stop hitting replay.

Queen Tay will have you regretting not going all John Tucker Must Die on your creature of the night ex-boyfriend. Hell hath no fury like a Taylor scorned.

Be right back, I have some windshields to bash in.