“Sex may be fun. But now sex can kill.” A smooth talking Christian dad offers advice for dating his Christian daughter.

The overly earnest and very mellow Christian Dad begins by asking:

Going all the way with a guy or girl—what is it? How can you do it? And how can it be fun and enjoyable and not leave you feeling guilty and scarred, reminiscent of a memory you wish you could forget?

The bizarre but chill Christian dad goes on to offer the “right rules for the right kind of fun” when hanging out with your “date mate.”

(H/T Christian Nightmares)