Attention, Guardsman!

Have you lost your lasgun? Are you aware that doing so is a grievous offence?

Due to a series of losses in your sector, we have deemed it prudent to reprint the Lasgun Replacement Form for your personal use – we can’t have you charging into battle without a weapon, can we?*

We hope you never have recourse to use this form, Guardsman, and that if you do, your experience is a pleasant and efficient one!

++Thought for the day: “None are innocent, there are only varying degrees of guilt.”++

* Or going around without something to affix your bayonet to!

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