In lieu of normal sex blog content, I’ve decided to write an entire post analyzing why I find vampires so sexy. Maybe you can relate.

This brings the question, though: why? Why are vampires the monsterfucker gateway drug? Why do we write, RP, draw, act, and otherwise present vampires as such seductive beings? What is it about this specific monster, the stuff of Hammer Horror films and paranormal romance, that makes us want to bare our genitals and our necks in equal measure?



[This meme is not in my post. Description: The “Exit 12″ meme, with the forward road being “Reviews, real kink stories, or at least normal erotica” and the exit being “niche vampire content.”]

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