Dear Client,

Normally I stay out of your business because…well, its your business and not mine. Some of you have pimps, some of you don’t, I don’t really care because I’m making mine. Now I understand that some of you need pimps because you have poor management skills or just too lazy to do simple administration work. But maybe you’re tired of the verbal abuse and hitting so here’s a few tips for going independent.

1. Gather some self esteem and fall out of love with your pimp. Sorry honey but just because he feeds you that booshit about being part of a “family” and buys you a Louie Vuitton bag don’t mean he loves you back. Well he loves your money for sure which is why you give him everything, well except maybe the chump change for me to drive you to your next bed.

2. Get a PO Box. I’m assuming you don’t have your own place of residency so you’ll have to have a place for your mail to go to. What mail? Trust me, you’ll need a place for mail.

3. Get your own credit card. Not the one he’s sharing with you otherwise when he realizes you left, the next time you try using it, the person behind the counter will snip snip that shit in front of you. And you’re left standing like a tardass in the hotel lobby. Because oh yea, hotel rooms require a piece of plastic to leave for a deposit and many of them won’t take cash anymore. You can also use greendot Visa’s from your local CVS or Rite Aid to help expedite the solution

4. Get your own phone. If he provided you the phone, he’s probably paying for it too (with the money you made) so you know he’s going to cut off one of your lines of communication. Go to Target or Walmart and get a cheap throwaway phone.

5. Create your own email address, one where the pimp doesn’t have the password since Its not like he’s going pass on your messages.

6. You might have to start your own escort site account. You don’t need to make up some wacky story of how your account got “hacked”. First of all, it really is hard to hack into someone’s account unless you’re like Sony Pictures. Just set up a new account where the password has nothing do with your old one.

That’s just the start and hang in there. It’ll be tough in the beginning but your new found independence is definitely worth the trouble. Good luck!