It's hardly a glamour posting these days, with Ken "did you think I was being pompous?" Henry under pressure to walk away as chairman immediately after it was discovered he told consultants EY he was confident the bank was still selling rip-off products during the Royal Commission. No doubt The Bachelor's producers have been keen to keep Agnew's NAB day job on the down-low - far better to picture the astrophysicist looking pensive against the night skies he's supposed to be studying. NAB wasn't prepared to confirm Agnew's position in its Melbourne office, citing privacy - a curious line to spout about someone looking for love on national television. "We treat personal information about our employees and contractors as confidential," a spokeswoman said. But there was a concession: "Quantium do from time to time provide contractors to NAB."

We know one NAB staffer who is sure to be excited about the Bachelor’s presence in the building: perpetual employee-of-the-month Mike Baird. Who could forget the then-NSW premier live-tweeting an episode in 2015 after claiming - preposterously, in our view - that his daughters had hijacked the remote. Also a Bachelor fan, according to Baird? None other than his replacement in the top job, Gladys Berejiklian. A DOG'S LIFE

Former PM Kevin Rudd has revealed he led police on a cat-hunt through the streets of Kirribilli. Illustration: John Shakespeare Credit: It pays to pick up a copy of the Big Issue magazine. Case in point: without it, we wouldn't know about the time Kevin Rudd - while shadow minister for foreign affairs - had his passport eaten by his dog. In Rudd's telling, Dovely the golden retriever "had a particular nose for the glue used in Chinese visas", and devoured family passports on at least four occasions. The former PM has written at length about his pets in the street mag's latest issue, including how his cat Jasper would terrorise public servants during meetings at the Lodge. To CBD's delight, Rudd also recounts the time he led his police minders on a cat-hunt down the streets of Kirribilli, emitting what he describes as "deep, guttural, feline" meows.

One of Australia's corporate leaders was apparently rather shocked to discover the PM on the roadside on all fours trying to coax Jasper off his neighbour's porch. In addition to scribbling for Big Issue, Rudd has in recent days uploaded a video claiming he's "re-entering the field" of competitive handball and offering to take on any challengers. Perhaps Kevin from Queensland is surveying the current state of the Labor Party and thinking: "I'm here to help." LONDON CALLING

He was called a hero of the Liberals' federal election win, and now deputy campaign director Isaac Levido is off to London's Downing Street for a plum role inside the office of newly-minted Prime Minister Boris Johnson. A one-time staffer to Crosby Textor in Sydney and the UK, Levido also worked on a slew of US Republican Senate campaigns and inside Theresa May's 2017 campaign war room, before returning to Australia to help engineer the Morrison Miracle. His next moves have been closely watched, with sources close to the political insider adamant his return to the UK would in no way include a return to CT's UK offices. Levido's former Liberal colleagues back in Canberra reckon his new job title is Johnson's "political director" working inside Number 10. He couldn't be reached yesterday. OWN GOAL