I need money to pay for jam! Anubhav

I have been single all my life. I thought the best way to remain consistent is by joining advertising. I like getting turned down a lot. Vishal

Always wanted to meet female models who worked for jockey Alok

I was fooled into it by my unconscious mind.Yes. Ruchika

So I can dress like a hobo at work HIPSTER

Because I do not like sleeping at night Aniruddh

PARENTS WANTED ME TO JOIN BANKING. BUT HOW THE FUCK COULD ONE STAND SUCH AN ASTRONOMICALLY HIGH PAYING JOB?! AAMIR

That was the only place one was assumed to be creative n respected for so kinda of seemingly absurd ideas Tushar Jambhekar

I am an engineer. Debaditya

Days and Nights Bhasha

because theres nothing else I am good at shubham dicshit

So that I can afford to buy a Playstation 4 but unpaid internships ruined it. Vedant

Hot chics Vijay

I blame it all on Don Draper. Saloni

So I can wear shorts to work & smoke with my Boss! Genie-Ass

I always wanted to work on a condom brand. Have some insane ideas. Shivam

for nothing Rohit

So that I get to post on this website! Shivam

Ruckus So I Can Spam The World With Pop Up Ads. BUY OLD SPICE !

To be irreverant Jack Daniel

Because pursuing Engineering or Medical Stream was too MainStream. Shankar

My train stopped here. Ron

They said there would be weed. Norah

I need to get laid Mutchu

too lazy to do anything else! andy

Creativity Scanno

Standup comedy is my thing. Ever since I was a junior, I would stand up to present my idea and everyone in the room would be laughing their asses off. Binita Shah

Because I always wanted to a job that had a balance of meeting rooms and pint rooms. Binita

Fuck Knows, Just got in Zubair Ahmed

No1 was ready to offer me a job. Sinhaji

Bad judgement T

Because I thought I could change the world.. Yeah well.. Meghna

I WANTED TO LIE. AIMAN

TO SHOW THE POWER OF REAL ADVERTISING :) ABHISHEK BANERJEE

Bachpan mein padhai mein kamzor tha Creative

Because.. Passion! Shasvathi

i wanna become a director me

Because I love it.. Rahul

When in doubt, advertising is the answer. Anon

I wanted to give up a high paying albeit dull job to do something creative. I think I made a mistake. D

To PARTAAAYYYY!! Suyash

Because...follow me on facebook and find more about it! ;) Dipak Rajput

I need to watch TV all day at work Chintan

Because I like Peanuts! Intern

dunno why rahul

BECAUSE I LOVE TO GET BASHED BY THE CREATIVE, STUDIO AND EVERYONE ELSE POSSIBLE THE LITTLE AE! :)

Because I love my beard and hate wearing formals Ambarish

Advertisers are story tellers - stories of people, stories of culture, stories of society and stories of brands. We are the medium through which these stories touch lives across the world. Kavita Natarajan

I have to power to influence powerless people Shreya

Because they said it helps mankind. Ashish

Mad Men Ashish

Because The Statesman died and we had to grow with The Times, more ads per news. Ting ting ti ting! Tathagata Dasgupta

because I like awards work Indrajeet

Because i love CHAOS Smita Gupta

i get to play foosball at work avni

Because i guess it needs madness, and haan haan main crazy hoon :P Veni Raina

Cos someone had to not be a bus driver Honda

I Like Stuff Liam

Because, not unlike Hotel California, you can check out of advertising any time you like, but you can never leave. Qosdef M-tip

Because I wanted to see that sweet spot between the LEFT BRAIN and the RIGHT BRAIN Living outside the box

COZ CHICKS DIG COPYWRITERS. ALSO COZ NOBODY ELSE OFFERED ME A JOB. SYD

To make films Bhighee Chhatbar

because i wanted to sneh

The only place that pays me to create an illusionary world. Saloni

Because a fucking mad dog bit me!! Also, I wanted to know what slow torture feels like without being in the premises of a prison Richa Jaggi

They said that it would be the most fun with my clothes on. Sometimes, partially. Also, I was told there would be hot drunk women. Well. Fuck. Soumil Nigam

No one else would pay me for youtubing the entire day Neville Mathews

Because I knew I would never grow up. Prasurya Medhi

I was late to puberty. Soumil Nigam

for the girls jedi kid

I never asked myself that. Now Im screwed. Rohan DSouza

Because I love the restless Rhea

I needed an excuse to stay in the big city. AMIT

Wanted to commit suicide. Needed a good enough reason first. Gite

Years back a mad dog bit me! Tobu

Because I enjoy having no life, since I have no money to pay for a life anyway. Arnaz

Dil ke behlaane ko Ghalib ye khyaal achha hai ! Pritam

Because I knew that I could think creatively for long period of time and execute on it only when deadline comes near. Sushant Shirke

Because Mr. Piyush Pandey called me up and said that he needed my help. Sid V

YOUTUBE!!!!!! HANDA

A unicorn told me to. Ishaan

I like it rough! S.G

To learn how they strategized their fucking way into my mind. S.G

THIS ANONYMOUS REASON ANONYMOUS

Cause everything else could help me buy happiness! :P Atlas Rourk

Because Y.O.L.O. Pooja

because i loved creativity, but money didnt love me Chirag J

Because i love this shit! Fake Advertiser

It is too much power. People buying what you say they should. Wanting the product more than air. Work day and night just to afford what I am selling Srishti

Bachpan se yahi sapna tha :P Aki

because i am allergic to high paying salary packages shashank

Fuck Knows! A

Because I wanted everyone to ask me, " Beta, exactly karte kya ho?" Girish Iyer

I had a high paying job and everything was going as per plan,but then I thought chuck it, lets fuck it over. Shweta

Because here, insanity pays! Ad Hoc Pandey

To learn how to make more money from clients and pay less to the ones who deserve it Aadil

Family Business UG

No idea. I was sleeping at home one night, woke up in an ad agency next morning. Rahul

Because this is the only thing that I am passionate about... Laxmi Punjabi

Coz follow your dreams! anyway dreams never come to life, just like my non- existent salary :P Craig

I wanted to know the answer to "Hum Chlormint Kyun Khaate Hain?" Sudhir Pai

I ask myself this every damn day. Laura

I just fucking love pointless meetings. Dave

I like thinking Jim

It was a trap. Bad men took my passport and now I have to work long hours. Luis Miguel

I like being surrounded by underpaid assholes Martin Sorrell

I wanted to make the world a happier & hopeful place :D Rashida48

For the chicks, shorts, weed, alcohol and cool people. But then I discovered clients. Dizzy

My enclosure at the zoo was shut down - Recession. Al

Inspiration. Creation. Beer-nation. JustME

Cause I like wanking Jake

My sister made me to take the job. ;-) Kelli Bowen

I get paid to travel the world. No brainer. Traveller

Because I will forever be 23-years-old. Kacey Kelley

Free pens Bonn Flips

They tricked med by giving me a flashy title when I started. AL

Better than working for a living Al Young

To be able to submit stupid shit on websites like this and then tweet about it. Al

To Lazy To Start A Start Up Wannabe Dorsey

is this a trap? jane doe

Getting paid to look out the window "thinking" Garth

Because we have a bar. Al

I forget Ulrik

Because gladiolus! Anastasia

I took the job because my boss had a cute dog. I miss my dog now fuck. :( Miss Arnold Layne

I´m god. lkts

So I could continue wearing slippers after graduating college. Clyde

Oh Dear. M

Only in it for the awards Mahatma

To create scam work!! Main hoon DON

Because enjoying weekends is too mainstream. Varun K

Because I was writing a book about stupid people and needed research Y

I like manipulating people! Aastha

Working with Insane people in an Insane enviroment Nikita

Because, getting stretched between creativity and intellect is my habit. Siddharth

Still figuring! Santy

Because I like to manipulate others Intern

BECAUSE I MISTOOK -- BAD BRIEFS + DAY/NIGHT INSANITY + SERVICING CHUTIYAS + MENTAL TORTURE -- FOR BDSM. TortureIsSaxxy

I Ponder.I Wonder. Geetaura

Bcos My Work is as Incomprehensible as My Name Geetimollika

Zindagi mein thoda dard aur zara si gareebi chaahiye thi... Shaayari achhi aati hai usse... Shaayar

Because I like to be yelled at. Ronnie

I AM COMING ... BRAT SIN

Boobs. Krone

My three year old cousin sister is busier than me these days. Prateek

Because life was too easy back then Sonia

To get out of the Kitchen! Somya

So that i could be an insomniac for the rest of my life Vamner

I flunked engineering. CALVIN

I am just so good at lying. Palmona Veronica Patel

Only field where random ideas are valued. And I hate sleep. Aishwarya

Because I am delusional! Kamalika

Stop & Stare !!! I think I go nowere James

BECAUSE I HAD NO WORK SANYA

Because people say money is the root of all problems. Arpan

of course hot chicks, no chicks at IIT, no chicks at IIM. bloody who wants to be a high paying banker, when you can get laid and smoke all at same time :D Lazy Nija

i need money to buy ear buds shown on online shopping site worth Rs. 80,000 which will change my life, and then i can die happily Mahesh N.

I have no fucking clue... Tanuj Minocha - Servicing

Dexter Because khushi bardaasht nahi hoti.

Girls Shashank

Because No one stopped me Prakash

To escape life and everything else Prakash

Because I get to spend time answering questions like this instead of actually doing some work. Milind

Get the fuck back to work! CD

Because unicorns told me to! Ritu

Someone said, you get what you see. I grew up seeing this all my life in TV, and then they got me. #RealShady Insignificant nobody

I donno why? Mariya

So that I can sit at home stare at a laptop and feel important Bhargav

Sandhi Sudha Tel ke saath ab paaiye Calcium Sandoz muft. (free ad placement) Sir Arthur Itis & Boney Kapoor

The way to chase our dreams visually. Manoj Patel

Because I can sell this pen to you! Bhavnao ko Samjo

They said i could wear shorts to work! Chirag

the house wifi was rubbish chirag

Because I suck at math Sunil

Because Swag~ Nobody

Because I deal with rejection so well, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. David

Came for the money. Stayed for the self-loathing. Nicole

Brang man fish, I caught, much I pressed, ate together, JOB OFFER Ishmael

Because why the fuck not. *Shrugs*

because no one was just ready to accept the coolness and awesomeness bundled in one single person too cool to be anywhere else

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#MyChoice DP

So that I can afford to feed my cat Dizzy Rascal Lady

why the fuck do you want to know? Maham

So I could take my dog to work Arthur Fhardy

Because to do anything else, you need to know Math. Sagar Nair

your mom your mom

My dog asked me to do it! Ajay

Donald Draper. Tejas

Nobody else hired me :P Laila

My unique skill set of BS and off colour humour John G

My random thoughts find wings in advertising! Anything works here. Laryir

The professor I had a crush on was a planner.. started taking extra interest in the subject, and DANG! Aakanshaaaa

TYLER DURDEN TO TELL YOU TO BUY SHIT YOU DONT NEED, SO THAT YOU CAN IMPRESS PEOPLE YOU DONT LIKE.

Because I liked to believe I was creative. Notice the word "was". Aakash Jhunjhunwala

Don Draper Melvin

You still want the reason? JACK OF ALL TRADES,MASTER OF NONE

Every time you block us, we get smarter. Every time you try to stop us, we are more. If one plan fails, we will plan another. You will never be rid of ads. Leslie Meyers

I studied Arts and words seem to be universally applicable Martin

Too Creative to become and engineer, not creative enough to finish art school Eljo

So I could write ‘digital nomad’ in all my bios when I’m actual fact I’m just allowed to work from home sometimes Pollyanna

To fund my horrific porn habit Pr0nHub

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old. chetan

It was my dream to pull all nighters at low pay. Kartik

Because I suck at everything else Ishita