So i came home today and my Dad says to me "Son you have a package from China".

I said ok but I didn’t order anything. Then I remembered Reddit Arbitrary Day and how I haven't received anything from my person yet. So I eagerly go to my room and look at the package. It’s a very odd shaped item inside (as in the product inside seemed to be odd shaped; the envelope itself is nothing interesting) so I naturally tear it open.

Once opened though I am truly flabbergasted as to what it was. What in the world is this? All the writing on it is in an Asian language and looking at the item I am completely confused.

It is an egg. The product looks like exactly like an egg except it is plastic. I try to decipher what it is but I have no clue. So then, I Google the only words in English on the plastic label of the product, "Tenca Egg Wayy".

AND to my utter astonishment I found out what it was. It is a male masturbator. I couldn't stop laughing.

Nice one secret Santa. I did say surprise me in my profile :)