You may recall that George W. Bush promised to pursue a constitutional amendment against same-sex marriage during his 2004 re-election campaign. During that time, his Senior Advisor and Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove and Republican National Committee chairperson Ken Mehlman also spearheaded an effort to get states to place marriage equality bans on their ballots just to scare social conservatives into the ballot boxes. Well now that that’s all over (just like the Iraq and Afghanistan invasions are all over), Yeehaw McStarWars apparently enjoys a nice mid-day workout at VIDA, Washington DC’s gay gym. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, cowboy.

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