I asked for a movie-themed gnome and my Gnome Santa delivered in style. The package arrived with some classy gnome puns adorned on the box so I knew the day had arrived to meet the new edition to my garden menagerie.

As I opened the box I found a note saying "you have to go with the gnome if you want to live", a little intimidating but this gave me a big clue as to what would be found inside.... and I absolutely love my Gnominator!

He is now acting as a bodyguard for our bug hotel and he's doing a damn fine job. I just hope he's a friendly, lovable 'Hasta La Vista' type Gnominator and not the psychopathic Gnominator of the first movie. I might keep the doors locked for now just in case.

Thank you gnome Santa!!