Twas not my fault!

You hear the cry

my foe was so poor

they played so bad

I drew but lands

and I mulled to four

It still was close!

Such is my skill

Life totals I did check

Cornered like mouse

Played to my outs

Alas, they did top deck

My deck was built

With much finesse

and all the skill I garner

it matters not,

I can’t run hot

and all I draw is mana

Misplays abound!

Twas hard to watch

They’d never sleeved a shock

splashed triple-black

three chump-attacks

and made some awful blocks

But is that all?

Not even close!

no fixing, another sin

I played deftly

curse RNG

How could I ever win

I think I’m done

it’s time to quit

no more with these noobs

they play infect

draw nut perfects

all I do is lose

Forsook by luck

I lie in shame

in disbelief I taste defeat

I was more skilled

my dreams now killed

at this, my local, pre-release

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