Toni Meade was astounded when she was called a hypocrite by her ignorant ex-pal (Picture: Caters News)

A vegan teenager has revealed how she was forced to un-friend a pal after he claimed giving a blowjob was the same as eating meat.

19-year-old Toni Eade from Townsville, Australia couldn’t believe her eyes when the 22-year-old man called her a hypocrite in a barrage of text messages, where he reveals that he believes giving oral sex is the same as eating meat.

Eade took to social media to share screenshots of their bizarre conversation, and her post – understandably – went viral.

She had been chatting at length to the man online with intention of meeting him in person, but decided to cut all ties after he found out she was vegan and revealed his true colours.




‘You’re a vegan aren’t you?’ he asks, before going in for the interesting argument that ‘a penis is meat’, therefore giving a blowjob is a non-vegan act.

‘Vegans can engage in oral sex, it’s not non-vegan,’ explains Toni, who’s been plant-based for six months, and had to inform her ex-friend that she doesn’t ‘bite the penis off’ and ‘season and cook it in the oven’.

‘If you’re going to make that argument, you need to do some research.’

Part of the bizarre exchange (Picture: Caters News)

‘I was in shock when he said that, of all the routes you could go why that? It was kind of humorous but also kind of shocking,’ Toni says, referring to his interesting argument.

‘I considered him a close friend and trusted him. I had to block him after this: he had no respect for my opinion, so why should I respect his?’

While not the first anti-vegan argument at the tip of most people’s tongues, this is one that’s been bandied around before.

If you’re in a situation where you’re ingesting your partner’s semen, the issue is with consent. If both parties consent, then the consumption of semen during oral sex is vegan.

In fact, the US Vegan Society actually defines veganism as relating explicitly to non-human animals.

The beginning of the end (Picture: Caters News)

In her six months of being vegan, Toni has encountered a lot of resistance, but never that extreme.

‘In my personal experience meat-eaters often attack the meat-eating community,’ she reveals.

‘I never push my views on anyone.

‘All I ask is that people keep an open mind and do your research.’

Hear, hear.

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