Want to avoid this? (Picture: Getty)

As two loud-mouthed world leaders push us closer towards World War Three, it might be handy to know where you should live should you want to survive a nuclear strike.

Estate agent eMoov has created a map of the UK which shows you the blast radius should any of our major cities be attacked with nuclear weapons.

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They’ve been sure to include the average house prices in each target city, just so you can see how much you will owe when the radiation sickness is killing you.

Unfortunately there are very few places in England where you can be safe from nuclear fallout, but if you head to some parts of Wales or Scotland (or the Lake District) you might survive.




Don’t think moving to the suburbs will save you – the map shows how a strike on London will wipe out most of the commuter belt, with the effects reaching all the way to Reading.

Let’s all move to the highlands (Picture: eMoov)

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eMoov suggests that the most affordable option for surviving the nuclear apocalypse is Barrow-in-Furness in Cumbria, where you would only have to pay £112,279 to survive, until Mad Max finds you.

If you want to avoid having your skin melted by nuclear radiation but still want to be able to commute into London (or the rubble that used to be London), then why not try Folkstone, Dover or Marget? These south-east England towns could all avoid the blast epicentre.

The estate agent was quick to remind people that the research was ‘just a bit of fun’, as North Korean missiles could almost certainly not reach the UK, and Kim Jong-un has never publically stated any intentions to strike Europe.