Translation:

Good evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDat𝒫𝓊𝓈𝓈y445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago I beat the 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 out of my 𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓀 so 𝑔𝑜𝒹 𝒹𝒶𝓂𝓃 hard that I can't even feel my left leg. My left leg has went totally numb. And, my 𝒹𝒾𝒸𝓀 has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 weird when I go and take a 𝓅𝒾𝓈𝓈.