What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? He gobbles up

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous? A sparrow with a machine gun

What has yellow skin and writes? A ballpoint banana

What people are always in a hurry? Russians



What goes up white and comes down yellow and white? An egg



How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people? Make applesauce

Why is an orange like a bell? Because they both must be peeled

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke? They throw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What is it that no man wants to have but no man wants to lose? A lawsuit



When is the time of a clock like the whistle of a train? When it's two to two

What has neither flesh, bone, nor nail yet has 4 fingers and a thumb? A Glove



Why is a quarrel like a bargain? (Molly) It takes two to make it

What kind of pins are used in soup? Terrapins



What is Joan of Arc made of? Maid of Orleans

How many sides has a circle? Two, inside and outside

Which president wears the largest hat? The one with the biggest head.

Has Anybody seen my friend Kirsch? Kirsch Who? Gesundheit (joke)



Did you hear about Greta Garbo? She dreamed one night she sprinkled six boxes of grass seed in her hair and woke up moaning "I vant to be a lawn" (joke)



When's a donkey spelled with one letter? (Robin) When it's "U"

When is a person like a piece of wood? When he's a ruler

What room can no one enter? Mushroom



What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race? The Letter E (no answer given on show)

How much dirt is in a hole 3 acres square and 200 feet deep? None, because it's a hole

What won't run long without winding? a river



Why is a woman in love like a welder? They both carry a torch (solved next episode)

What is it that's always coming but never arrives? Tomorrow



What squeals louder than a caught rat? (Batman) Several caught rats

How do you stop a dog from barking in July? (Joker's moll) Shoot him in June

What is black & white and red all over? Book



What has branches and leaves and no bark? Library



The more you take away, the larger it grows. What is it? A hole



What has 4 legs, runs day and night, but never gets anywhere? The Famous Lion Fountains at the museum

What are more mink skins used for than anything else? (Joker) to hold minks together

Did you hear what the maid said when the duchess asked if she'd given the goldfish fresh water that morning? (Joker) No your highness, he hasn't yet used what he had yesterday

Did you hear about the kid who wanted to sell his dog for $50,000? (Joker) He got his price, traded it for 2 $25,000 cats but you can't make a deal like that for the Maharaja because we've got enough cat's already

Why is a musician's bandstand like an oven? Because that's where he makes his bread

How do you make a dishonest shortcake Lieberry shortcake (corrupted version of 'library')

What do you find in a kitchen cabinet that is not alive? Deadpans



When is a new car considered to be seedy? When it's a lemon

When is a bonnet not a bonnet? When it becomes a young woman

When does a Boy Wonder rhyme with bubble? When he's double

Why is a bear like a fallen tree? A bear lumbers and a fallen tree becomes lumber

Why is silk like grass? You measure both by the yard

When is a man a stupid relative? When he's a mannequin (a dummy)

Why was Flo Zigfield like a nearsighted man? Because they both put on spectacles (Harold Lloyd)

What kind of men are always above board? Chessmen



What kind of machine has ears? A train, it has engineers

Why does a cowboy wear a tight belt? To hold up his pants

Mr. Van Jones, why are you like a clock at midnight? Because both of your hands are going straight up, right now

What's black & white and full of fuzz? Squad Car



I know a bank where the wild time blows, inside out the puzzle goes Points to Artemus Knab (bank backwards)

What letter is ne'er received in the alphabet? The letter you put in the mailbox

How canst thou keep a rooster from crowing on Sabbath morn? By killing him on a Saturday night?

PUZZLES (from secret writing) points to the Puzzler's phone number

An aviator was carrying his clothes home from the cleaners when it began to rain. How didst he protect them? He put them inside the hangers

(Clue is in a crossword puzzle in the Gotham City Herald) a Basin Street Hotel Banquet, or a "Bank Wet" at the Gotham City Bank, it's flooded

When is a man drowned, but still not wet? When he's trapped in quicksand

When is an eagle's nest blest best? Nest Eggs; Anthony Aquila, the Latin American dictator

What is it that travels on all fours in the morning, on two legs at noon, and three at twilight? Man



When is a floor like a puzzle? (the floor under the duo breaks apart)

Why is an old collar button like an old pile of burning automobile tires? (Batman) Because they both choke! (Robin)

When is a Jet Stream like a Daffodil? (unanswered)

What do many boats, shovels, laundries, whistles, and hot showers have in common? steam



When is the top of a mountain like a saving's account? when it peaks one's interest

When does a painter use a trigger instead of a brush? when he's a stickup artist

Who rules the ring, no prince, king or raja; look for a clue on the walls of Kafaja Riddler wants to control the prizefighting ring

If we had our choice of laps to sit on, which would we choose? Kid Gulliver's temporary lapse of memory

What have the following in common - hemming, basting, pearling, and tagging? needlework

What's most alluring when it's lowest or highest; when it's in the air or in a hole; when it's served you yet you can't touch it? an enchanting ace (introduction to Siren)

What's looser that a thread, a fish, flying ribbons? A woman's tongue

What do bells, curtains, twins and hair have in common? bells ring out, curtains ring down, twins are perfect ringers, hair comes in ringlets

Any aggressor should beware his successor rhymes with Mushy Nebuchadnezzer

What are the chilliest 12 inches in the world? cold feet



What suit of cards lays eggs? one that's chicken hearted (calling Batman a coward)

What eats crow, yells uncle, and tosses sponges? a loser



When is a prizefight like a beautiful lady? when it's a knockout