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We meet Jonas in Season 4's "Uncle Teddy" and I have nothing positive to say about him. Jonas was trash. He used Tina for the attention and the burgers and ditched her when the cops showed up after they tried to break into the lighthouse at the cove. JONAS IS NOT A RIDE OR DIE BITCH.

He rides a really shitty dirt bike and is really rude to Teddy — who is, like, the sweetest person. Also, anyone who says "It's not a keyboard, it's a melodica" in such a snide, neckbeard way doesn't deserve Tina's time.