Pauline Hanson Wants To Save Gamers From Australia’s Terrible Internet

We are Australians. We play games online. We get our arses kicked because Australian internet is terrible. It’s a disgrace. It’s a damn disgrace.

But relax guys. Relax. Pauline Hanson is on the case. She knows. Pauline understands. Pauline Hanson is here to shake things up. Australian gamers, if Pauline Hanson has her way you will lose no more!

It all started with this tweet…

GUESS WHAT? This Grandma is now on the #NBN committee. More details & videos on Facebook so have a look #auspolhttps://t.co/lz9aoX2HqW https://t.co/6lC7Hft1uU — Pauline Hanson (@PaulineHansonOz) October 14, 2016

Then came this little nugget:

@bawdz @australian Kids from the bush tell me because their speeds are so bad they keep getting beaten by gamers from overseas- Unacceptable — Pauline Hanson (@PaulineHansonOz) October 14, 2016

Those poor buggers in the bush. Someone give these kids their internet!

Pauline, we might not agree on literally any other policy you can imagine. You might be a terrifying racist who reflects a troubling shift in national political discourse, but at least we agree on this: UNACCEPTABLE.

(Also, this tweet. Because reasons.)