The Meme Economy

by: Parker Leabo

recipient: U.S. President / World

Our current world economy has proven to be a bad idea. Great Depression after Great Depression has caused situations like the Holocaust. Our current system just is not working. People can't pay for college, can't get jobs, can't get houses, and overall can't live. This is where I propose "The Meme Economy."



Let me explain to you the core of The Meme Economy (furthermore referred to as TME). TME would use a World Stock Exchange, called the "World Meme Exchange" (WME). The WME would control the global value of all combined memes on earth. For example, the WME would have 4 different categories (or however many categories the WME would like) of memes, and the more certain memes are used, the less that certain meme would be worth. This provides a dynamic currency system that allows people to spice up their everyday life. If one category of meme got too valued, corporations could capitalize on a single category of meme, making it viral. This is how large corporations would deal with memes.



Now for the everyday John Doe, Jane Doe, or Snakekin Doe (we are open to the LGBTQASDFGHJKLE+ community here at TME). How would everyday men, women, and reptilians deal with memes? Well just read right here. Everyone's job would now be centered around one thing. Making memes. Let me explain. If you are paid 100 bad luck brian memes for something, you then have 100 bad luck brian memes which are unwritten. These unwritten memes could not be spent, since they have no giggle upon them. After you write up these memes, you are allowed to spend them. But in every transaction, these memes would be erased. So you would have a certain amount of unwritten memes, which are each individually valued (because of the WME) and you would need to work to redeem them. This would prevent the laziness and sit back and relax attitude of the upper class. People would now be encouraged to spend, and make memes (or money) because they have lil jokey jokes on them. This system of the people making memes, and the WME would create a sound economy in itself. But, heres what would make people work even harder. What I like to call "Dank Memes." Dank Memes would be especially hilarious memes that would be gilded and renowned by the WME. If you have a Dank Meme, it would be worth so much more than a regular meme, because the dank meme category in the WME would be scarce of dank memes, making your dank meme much more valuable.



I propose this to you world. The Meme Economy.