I’ve been getting a lot of Facebook friend requests from people recently–people I don’t know. If it’s an obviously fake account, I report them and gloat when their accounts are deleted within a minute. Occasionally I’ll run into one who is semi-legit, and I talk to them to try to learn a little about their culture. It was clear from the start what this guy from Morocco was after–a Green Card. He is hell-bent on moving here.

To not get this poor guy’s hopes up, I lied from the start and said I was married. (And therefore wouldn’t be a good prospect for his fiance visa.) But he was persistent!

Aaand of course, at the end he told me “You have sexy body and face.” That’ll make me leave my imaginary husband to bring you here!