UPDATE: A couple of readers have reported that this is an April Fool’s joke. Joke’s on me.

ORIGINAL POST April 1: Static Age Records, one of downtown Asheville’s great record stores, has announced that it is closing its shop on Lexington and planning to reopen in West Asheville this fall.

From Static Age on Facebook:

After much deliberation, we have decided to become an online-only shop pending relocation to West Asheville early this fall… you can find us on Ebay and Discogs until the grand re-opening.

More as I get it.