Most animals have some sort of designation term for a large grouping. A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A herd of buffalo. A litter of cubs/puppies/kittens/anything adorable. A pack of wolves. A school of fish. A swarm of insects. A flock of birds. What should we call a group of human children? 8 or more? I think we should call it…a mess. Philip Rivers has a mess of children. Works on multiple levels.

I wonder if Mrs. Rivers is pregnant again yet.