So I've been away for the past couple of weeks and wasn't home to receive my RSS16 gift. My Santa was concerned and messaged me wondering if I'd received it as it had been delivered but I had to let them know that I was only back in early January - sorry for the delay Santa, I know the feels.

Anyway, I got home late last night and amongst the weeks worth of junk mail blocking my door was a flat parcel. YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I exclaimed. SECRET FRIGGIN SANTA!!! Knowing I had put interests of such things as art, makeup, art, art, traveling and art, I knew it'd have to be art and I was not disappointed.

I ripped open the package and peered inside. My gift is a print OF A MOTHER FUCKING DACHSHUND SMOKING A PIPE AND RIDING A WHALE! oh my, I laughed so hard. It is the best. I sent a picture of it to my boyfriend, he also laughed. I have titled it, 'I can show you the whalerld'

This is taking pride of place on my walls and I can guarantee that it'll make everyone who looks at it laugh as well.

You're the best Santa. Merry Christmas you delightful thing. I hope your SS16 was as joyous and fun as mine and I wish you the absolute best 2016 there is. :)