Indiana governor Mike Pence will reportedly be Donald Trump’s running mate on the Republican ticket in the 2016 presidential election. Here’s what you need to know about Pence:

Current Residence : Real America



: Real America Little-Known Fact : All



: All Strengths : White, red-faced



: White, red-faced Weaknesses : Overt prejudices against homosexuals, Syrian refugees, immigrants, welfare recipients, and abortion patients doesn’t bring anything particularly new to Trump campaign



: Overt prejudices against homosexuals, Syrian refugees, immigrants, welfare recipients, and abortion patients doesn’t bring anything particularly new to Trump campaign Occupation : Former, future talk radio host



: Former, future talk radio host Inspirational Background Story : Somehow overcame growing nationwide biases against white, heterosexual, Christian men to become governor of Indiana



: Somehow overcame growing nationwide biases against white, heterosexual, Christian men to become governor of Indiana Level Of Social Conservative : Extra staunchy



: Extra staunchy Views On LGBT Rights : Believes gay couples are entitled to the same respect as perverted, deviant straight couples



: Believes gay couples are entitled to the same respect as perverted, deviant straight couples Accomplishments As Governor : Shifted Indiana from oft-overlooked state to lightning rod for condemnation



: Shifted Indiana from oft-overlooked state to lightning rod for condemnation Gubernatorial Campaign Motto : Leviticus 20:13



: Leviticus 20:13 Favorite Sexual Position : Non-penetrative



: Non-penetrative Title Of Future Autobiography: Running For Dear Life: My Hellish Four Months Inside Trump’s Fractured Mirror-World