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hould AU really feel guilty about the segment of the Auburn Nation that wants to hire proven coach and philanderer Bobby Petrino?

No.

Here are the top five reasons why.

5. Alabama already has America's fourth highest rate of divorce for men, and the third highest rate for women.

4. According to The Mingle Dating Report, two Alabama cities, Dothan and Mobile, are among the sluttiest in America. Mobilians, it claims, on average have had sex with 12 different people.

3. We really are the Dirty South. Alabama is among the leaders in chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea. In 2006, Jefferson County was the nation's syphilis leader.

2. Birmingham is the land of the sugar daddy. Another dating site claimed this year that wealthy men in Birmingham have more than seven partners a year, making it the most promiscuous city in America.



And No. 1...

Either you want a coach or a role model. Pick one. But in the end, know that the state itself is not morally superior to Bobby Petrino.