Windows Source Code

/* Source Code Windows 2000 */



#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "win98.h"

#include "workst~1.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#include "monopoly.h"

#include "backdoor.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD



char make_prog_look_big(16000000);

void main()

{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();



if (first_time_installation)

{

make_100_megabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();

make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();

disable_Netscape();

disable_RealPlayer();

disable_Lotus_Products();

hang_system();

} //if

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();



if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_31();

do_nothing_loop();

} // if

} //while



if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();



if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed,very_slow);

set_mouse(action,jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);

} //if



/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");



if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt)

else

system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);



while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

} // while

create_general_protection_fault();



} // main

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