Well it was more of a dinner, less a date. I took this blonde haired bird, Branden, out to pizza and a pint to apologize for our bad first meeting. It was more or less a nice little place, it served pizza's and beer, and not much else. I forget the name, but it must've been called Teddy's Pizzaria, Branden might know better than me...

It was an otherwise uneventful night, unless you count me getting into a drunken fight with an ugly fuckin' animatronic asshole. I had too many tequila's and thought it was trying to bite some poor kid's head off, so I beat the shit out of it. Me and Branden got banned for life from the place, but the food was shitty anyway and the beer was warm. So fuck 'em. Oh yeah, and me and Branden went bar hopping that night. I got her to try her first cocktail, uh, so yeah, she puked her guts out. Seems that she wasn't used to the heavy shit I am, well, plenty of time to fix that.