I want to see a video where the Angel fights from Neon Genesis Evangelion have the musical score replaced by the Space Jam theme song.

Imagine this:

The Angel makes contact with Tokyo-3, NERV scrambles the Evas.

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now

We got the real jam goin’ down

Welcome to the Space Jam

Eva Unit-01 is sliding up the chute to the surface.



Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam,

Unit-01 breaks the surface and snaps into place.

alright…

Unit-01 moves to engage the Angel as the music plays.

Come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Come on and slam, if you wanna jam

Unit-01 and Angel meet, and the fight begins.

Hey you, whatcha gonna do (x25)

Fighting.

Party people in the house, let’s go

It’s your boy, ‘Jayski’ a'ight so

Pass that thing and watch me flex

Behind my back, you know what’s next

Fighting, AT-Field bullshit.

To the jam, all in your face

Wassup, just feel the bass

Drop it, rock it, down the room

Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom

Shit about AT-Fields.

Just work that body, work that body

Make sure you don’t hurt no body

Get wild and lose your mind

Take this thing into over-time

Unit-01 getting rocked by the Angel.

Hey DJ, turn it up

QCD, goin’ burn it up

C'mon y'all get on the floor

So hey, let’s go a'ight

Various cuts to NERV officials yelling at Shinji and Shinji being a pissbaby. Unit-01 is immobile.

Everybody get up, it’s time to slam now

We got a real jam goin’ down

But wait…there’s more…

Welcome to the Space Jam

Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

Something about Berserk Mode.

Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine

We’re gonna take it into overtime

Welcome to the Space Jam

Here’s your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

C'mon all the fellas say, “Whoop, there it is”

C'mon one time for the ladies say, “Whoop, there it is”

Now all the fellas say, “Whoop, there it is”

C'mon it’s time to get hype say, “Whoop, there it is”

Unit-01 goes Berserk.

Then the rest of the song goes on, but I don’t really have any plans for what to do with it like I do for this first part. Maybe it could be some kind of YTP, I’m not sure.

I needed to share this.