Donald Trump: Retire, Bitch



Good morning! It was another knee-slapping day in the Hive newsroom, dear reader. Mike Bloomberg tripped the starting line. The president seriously considered throwing Rudy Giuliani under a Ukrainian-shaped bus. And Shari Redstone tightened her iron grip on CBS/Viacom. But who wants to talk about yesterday’s news, anyway?

Today we lead with a William D. Cohan special: an open invitation to Donald Trump to save himself time, money, and humiliation, and abdicate his seat in the White House after a single term. Plus: Kellyanne and George Conway go full marital warfare. We hope you’re enjoying what you are reading. Have a great day!