You win some, you lose some – but hopefully you make three new best friends in the process cheers ladies don't fuck with us pic.twitter.com/lxQ3f6Km2P — Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

You really just gotta read the insanity that is dating in Washington, DC – August 7, 2017.

The spectacular full Twitter thread as recounted by Lisette Pylant:

Thread alert: so I go on what I think might be a date with a guy my friends set me up on on my birthday (yes it's a bit hazy). — Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Continues:

We're now all hanging out at another bar together pic.twitter.com/jasDbaDQCL — Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

MRS. STEAL YOUR GIRL OVER HERE pic.twitter.com/27rY4QJ1EF — Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

My friend walked over and told #5 what was up, got her number and this was their convo pic.twitter.com/y30UP261d5 — Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

YALL COME TO @ANXOcider! The bartenders are rad and have had our back all night. This bar is LIT — Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE pic.twitter.com/czEzuPyqEI — Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017