Let me start by saying I have no idea what The Masked Singer is. It appears to be some sort of television show where celebrities who may or may not be singers dress up in ridiculous costumes and perform on stage while other celebrities vote them off, after which the loser much remove their ridiculous mask.

Sounds fascinating. Why does this matter to Pittsburgh Steelers’ fans? Because on the premiere episode on Wednesday night the character known as The Hippo was revealed to be Steelers’ wide receiver Antonio Brown.

Apparently, the reason we already know Brown is The Hippo is that he was eliminated in the first week. A much less impressive run than when Brown was on Dancing with the Stars and came up one week short of the final. Brown’s next move? Perhaps a celebrity cooking show where he perfectly recreates Pizza Hut pizza.