Millions of people around the globe share an undying affinity for the opening theme to the classic Filipino-American cartoon, The Nutshack. After doing a little digging, I found this video, in which you can vaguely hear lyrics to the song that aren't in the standard version we all know and love. As far as I can tell, this is the only place where the full song is at all available, but it just isn't enough. We proud Nutshackers beg of you to release the full song so we may all relish in its glory when it at last reaches its full potential.