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Every so often, I get the question -- from fans, from casual observers, from out-of-state media.

“What IS it about Tim Miles?”

When I reply with something like, ‘Well, he just gets it,” I usually have a fresh example.

Sort of like when Miles fills out an on-line application to be sports director for winter sports for the Iron N, the official student support section of Nebraska athletics.

Yeah, that happened Tuesday.

You can see his full application here.

An excerpt:

“I want to use my passion to create and lead a thundering army of fanatics so great, even creatures like Badgers, Wolverines, Knights, Turtles, General People from Indiana, and Eyes of Hawks and Bucks will cower. I also know Bill Murray so Gophers shouldn't be an issue either. Ok, I don't know him “personally” but I’ve seen all his movies. I frequently yell “It’s in the hole!” when Shavon Shields shoots.”

Among his ideas for improving the student section at men's basketball games:

Hawks with lasers