Chris Trott is a smelly person.

Chris Trott was stripped of all his clothes, covered in vinegar and was made to walk down the high street.

Chris Trott doesnt shower often, and smells of a fish and chip shop.

Its hard to laugh if you get a wiff of Chris Trotts groin.

Chris Trott is great at plowing.

Chris Trott is a farmer.

It takes energy for Chris Trott to be as dull as he is.

Chris Trott sounds like the colour grey.

Chris Trott is fair like a princess.

Chris Trott spends 95% of his life on Trials.

Chris Trott believes in angels everytime he makes a wish about angels.

Chris Trott is genetically closest to a Aye-aye.

Chris Trott trivia is free in a bag of wotsits or on the back of a penguin.

Chris Trott couldn't speak untill he was 8 years old, and his first word was yoghurt.

Chris Trott is fluent in japanese and his first word was the yen symbol.

Chris Trott has box shaped eyes therefore cannot see outide the box.

Chris Trotts auntie is a Golden Retreiver.

Chris Trott is a true fan.

Chris Trott weeps tears of milk.

Chris Trott has a breast pump.

Chris Trott can lactate.

There aint no party like a Christ Trott party cos a Chris Trott party don't stop.

Chris Trott uses unibond as toothpaste.

Chris Trott is constantly on the aww section of reddit desperatly trying to "crack one out".

Chris Trott constantly has his controller set to full vibrate.

Rise up, rise up, as if trott had a choice the police couldnt hear trotts voice in the back of that dark van.

Chris Trott got abducted.

Chris Trott got probed by aliens in a van.

Chris Trott is like a vet, he puts us out of our misery.

Chris Trott has got his dingle on his donk out.

Chris Trott likes Trials, Mother F***er.

Chris Trott hates cables more specifically ones he leaves the other side of the atlantic ocean.

Chris Trotts face looks like it has been pulled out of a bag of medical waste.

Chris Trott looks likes he has been a victim of an acid attack.

The only cheers Chris Trott gets are coded cheers.

Chris Trott is like the Lance Armstrong of Trials, a dope.

Chris Trotts sexuality is always being questioned.

Chris Trott wants to punch children.