‘Ashamed and embarrassed’: James Marry landed himself in a police cell after punching a cop (Picture: Michael Gottschalk/Photothek via Getty Images)

James Marry said he was ‘ashamed and embarrassed’ as he was jailed today.

And you would be if you’d done what he did.

Marry punched a cop in McDonald’s before getting naked in his police cell and smearing himself in poo.

The 26-year-old, from Balbriggan, Ireland, attacked a policeman – punching him in the face several times and ripping his stab vest – after he intervened in an altercation a drunken Marry was having with two other men at a Dublin McDonald’s.


But that wasn’t the end of it.

When Marry was booked in at Balbriggan Garda Station, he proceeded to get naked, defecate and then smear poo over the walls and over his body in an apparent ‘dirty protest’.



The cop-punching defecater was jailed for eight months by Judge Dermot Dempsey today.

He has six previous convictions.

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