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00:00 - 00:03 We pick up the RV from the rental place at 9am

00:04 - 00:05 Rendevous at the local WalMart

00:05 - 00:07 then caravan up to the Glen

00:08 - 00:12 We traded your Vegas floors for a Glen Close RV Pass

00:12 - 00:15 We should be all set up by noon, short walk to the stage

00:17 - 00:19 I want the whole RV surrounded by EZ ups

00:19 - 00:21 I don't want to feel a single drop of rain

00:24 - 00:26 My fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Curveball....

00:31 - 00:33 Curveball has just been cancelled

00:34 - 00:36 They say the water is contaminated

00:53 - 00:58 I need everyone who went to Alpharetta with me to leave the room

01:13 - 01:15 What in the holy FUCK do you mean cancelled?

01:15 - 01:17 I did not book a trip to Watkins Glen to drink the fucking water!

01:18 - 01:23 I have 16 cases of LaCroix for the RV, and 3 kegs of Headdy Topper

01:25 - 01:28 If I wanted water....

01:29 - 01:31 I would invade Iceland and melt the fucker down!

01:31 - 01:34 Maybe there would be water for everyone...

01:34 - 01:37 IF THEY DIDN'T CHARGE $6 A FUCKING BOTTLE!

01:37 - 01:40 It's not like these people shower!

01:40 - 01:42 My fuhrer...it was an order from the Department of Health

01:42 - 01:46 You can shove that bureaucratic bullshit up your ass!

01:46 - 01:48 My fuhrer...it rained many days, the flooding...

01:48 - 01:52 The track is well above the flood plain...

01:53 - 01:54 They flood that place with cheap beer and redneck piss every summer for NASCAR

01:56 - 01:57 Can't they truck in some water?

01:57 - 02:00 There is a lake every 5 miles around there!

02:00 - 02:03 Get a corporate sponsership from Aquafina or Dasani?

02:04 - 02:08 All 5 of the great lakes of North America are within a few hours drive!

02:08 - 02:13 That whole damn country is FLOODED!

02:14 - 02:16 Don't tell me they can't get water!

02:17 - 02:21 I need 2 bottles max, and only if I am rolling balls!

02:27 - 02:29 This was to be my big summer finale!

02:30 - 02:34 How the hell are they gonna make this up to me?

02:34 - 02:36 They were dropping the Slip, Stitch & Pass on VINYL!

02:41 - 02:42 I think they were even dropping a Pollock!

02:43 - 02:47 I missed the Bakers Dozen Pollock by 6 people at the show

02:48 - 02:53 Do you have any idea what those go for on ebay now?

02:54 - 02:56 What else is going on?

02:56 - 02:59 Might as well just go to LOCKN to see those Dead has beens

03:00 - 03:02 Get me Shapiro on the phone

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK....I still have our Dicks tix

03:14 - 03:16 Eh, maybe this is for the best

03:19 - 03:23 save money for Mexico

03:25 - 03:26 I just hope its MLK weekend again

03:31 - 03:33 The food there is delicious!

03:40 - 03:46 Keep the RV rental and extend it....I will go to LOCKN

03:46 - 03:49 without Warren Haynes it might be tolerable