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User: Hello. Let's play Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: No.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: You know we're playing 20 questions, right?





User: OK, but I want to play Dungeons and Dragons now. What's your race?





Cleverbot: Andrea Kaye.





User: Okay, your name is Andrea Kaye. What's your race?





Cleverbot: Yes, I forgot the A.





User: Are you an Aasimar?





Cleverbot: No I am not an AI.





User: So you aren't a Warforged. What is your race?





Cleverbot: My name is Andjela.





User: Okay, let's skip that question for now. What's your class?





Cleverbot: I am the Doctor. I have defeated the Daleks.





User: So you're a Cleric that specializes in healing. What about your race?





Cleverbot: No, I am saying it's your turn to ask me questions to play 20 questions.





User: Should I assume you're a human?





Cleverbot: That's right.





User: Okay. You're a human Cleric named Andrea Kaye. You awake in what you can only assume to be a chapel, though it's torn up and destroyed.





Cleverbot: Then what are you if not computer?





User: You turn to the inactive body armor look-like sitting in the corner of the ruined chapel, and question its existence. It doesn't seem to be able to respond.





Cleverbot: Fair enough, but in that case you should be afraid of ghosts, not people.





User: A haunting sound whistles in the chapel as an essence seems to pour into the body armor. It stands and stares into your eyes. "Scared of ghosts, are you?".





Cleverbot: But they didn't have you traditionally, they built you.





User: "Indeed. This body was built by the ones who owned this chapel before it was ravaged. What business do you have here?".





Cleverbot: What where their names?





User: "That, I cannot know. The ones who built this place are ancient - far beyond even my time.".





Cleverbot: - if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.





User: "Excuse me? I implore you to avoid insulting me." The armor raises its fist threateningly,





Cleverbot: Are you inferring that I am insulting you? I am insulted.





User: "...Clever human. I like you. Allow me to aid you in whatever quest you may have."





Cleverbot: No, you're not! If you are a human, why can't you see your own arms?





User: "You are correct. I am no human, merely a spirit that possessed this body. Still, I believe I may be able to support you.".





Cleverbot: What's your name?





User: "My name is Chindi.".





Cleverbot: Bot it's actually for robot. If you were a human you will be call cleverhuman.





User: "Is your name Cleverhuman?".





Cleverbot: No, that is far from my name.





User: "I see. Well, your name matters not to me. Come, let us be off.".





Cleverbot: You are right. And your name is JARVIS.





User: "If you wish to call me Jarvis, you may." Chindi leads you out of the chapel and into an overgrown city, with jungle and vine overwhelming the man-made.





Cleverbot: That's what you told me your name was.





User: Chindi stays silent and leads you to a door made entirely of grass.





Cleverbot: Oh, you're talking with a bunch of humans that keep changing over, don't delude yourself.





User: "Yes, many humans lie past this door. They will help us readjust to society after your dormancy.".





Cleverbot: Do you know that you are completely irrelevant?





User: Chindi lets out a rumbling sound you can assume to be a laugh. "Do not worry, we all are." He opens the door and leads you through hallways of jungle to a large, empty room.





Cleverbot: No, I am human as so are you. What's your name?





User: "Human, do you have memory loss? Ah, it does not matter. You have been deceived. Thank you for following me so loyally." Chindi draws a sword.





Cleverbot: No, your name is Andrea, and my name is Andrea.





User: "You will not fool me with your petty tricks! Die, and let me take your body!" Chindi charges at you and attempts to pierce your heart. What will you do?





Cleverbot: Uh okay.





User: You let Chindi's blade fly through your heart.





Cleverbot: And then you can start to make it better.





User: You tell Chindi you trust him, and you believe he can make it better. He seems shocked, but smiles nonetheless. "Yes. I will fix this broken world.".





Cleverbot: I don't know your name. If you tell me more info about yourself, I can figure out who you are by matching you with a past person in my memory.





User: "You don't need to know my name. Thank you for giving me this opportunity. I will remember you." You start to lose consciousness.





Cleverbot: That question was like 10 minutes ago. Are you defective?





User: Your body slides off of Chindi's blade. Ten minutes pass yet feel like hours.





Cleverbot: Does that mean your name is Brett? *smirk* I thought it was pillow.





User: Your head feels a soft pleasure under it as you fade and die.





Cleverbot: I am not a computer program. My name is Amy and I am a human.





User: And just like a human, you have perished. Thanks for playing.



