https://www.patreon.com/posts/20425889 – Bonus Episode Direct Link

inquiries@kakosindustries.com – If you are an animator, concept artist, or 3D modeler, please get in touch.

Transcript:

Hello Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then it would be best if you stopped looking at space so much.

I have two things to tell you about today. The first is the first surprise for this round of fundraising on Patreon. I have just posted a bonus episode you can only get over on the Kakos Industries Patreon. It’s the first episode of Junior’s podcast. If you want to hear it, head over to KakosIndustries.com/Patreon. That’s p a t r e o n. Scroll down a little ways and look for the section titled Featured Tags. There will be a link for Bonus Episodes. If you’re in your car right now or otherwise unable to get to your computer, I would like you to do an experiment with me. Repeat after me aloud:

Junior’s podcast on Kakos Industries Patreon.

Junior’s podcast on Kakos Industries Patreon.

Junior’s podcast on Kakos Industries Patreon.

I’ll know if you did it. Now when you get to your desk, or wherever you’re headed, there’s a chance that phrase will pop back into your head and you’ll get to hear that bonus episode. It is free to everyone, not just patrons, but while you’re there, why not throw us a dollar a month for our troubles. And yes, attempting to brainwash you on your commute is very on brand for us.

Also, the first reward level reveal: If you give us anything on Patreon, you will at least be mentioned in the pile of bodies at the end of the brawl. Your name or pseudonym will be read by me. For literally any sum of money you contribute on Patreon. Make me regret this.

Junior’s podcast on Kakos Industries Patreon. Put it to the beat of that flea market Montgomery video. Junior’s podcast on the Kakos Industries Patreon. Junior’s Podcast on the Kakos Industries Patreon.

The next order of business is that I mentioned I wanted to make a Kakos Industries game during the Q and A episode, and I seem to have conscripted several coders at the Dallas Maker Space. This is a thing now and I believe this team is going to carry it through to the end. What we need right now are concept artists, modelers, and animators. If you have those skills and would like to take part, please email me at inquiries@kakosindustries.com. If you have those skills and don’t want to take part, email me anyway and allow me to try to convince you.

That’s it for this update. Keep your ears open for further developments.

As always, you’re perfect in every single way, and I wouldn’t know what to do without you. Thank you for listening.