Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and John Kerry."

"Sorry, go sell your crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here!"

So begins one of the dumbest scare campaigns of 2019. Chief silly person and defacto leader of the Democrat Party, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, asked John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) if we don't do something fast about the pending doom of climate change, will we all have blood on our hands. To which John Kerry (who served in Vietnam) picked up his scythe and did the wave.

Not to be a broken record you're tempted to use to slit your own wrists, but the left has been predicting the end of time due to global climate cooling changes of the hot hots for about... twenty-ish years give or take a decade or more. Their predictions have all been, heretofore, utter and complete caca. But with the economy flourishing, with people back-flopping into piles of figurative cash, the Democrats need a windmill to joust. What better way to scare the bejesus out of people than to tell them they're all going to die in twelve years if they don't cede all their personal freedom to the same sorts of people who insist you take a number and wait two hours at the DMV. That's right, the stellar geniuses of government, who say the Post Office is an American institution too amazing to fail, want to save the planet from... well what is never actually specified so much. Increased carbon with these people seems to translate into rising temperatures, lowering temperatures, rising sea levels, polar bears eating each other, and possibly the permanent presence of Mariah Carey in all our lives.

Which is pretty scary, I'll admit.

All of these predictions of disaster, all the insistence the "science is settled and IT'S ALL OUR FAULT, HOLD YOUR BABIES BEFORE YOU KILL THEM" is why, as a non-scientist, I raise my pointer finger aloft and cough "ahem." The world was supposed to end due to some kind of climate change already. It didn't. No one in the climate change alarmist community ever admits they're wrong. At least not to the best of my recollection. Yet they keep insisting we're all going to perish unless we do something, now, and only the government can save us. Related: CLIMATE CHANGE FAIL: Melting Glacier is Growing Again.

If John Kerry and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are Earth's climate change archangels, then just let the motherf*cker burn.

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