For years and years my mom believed that Gary Sinise had no actual legs. She thought he had special effects legs at the beginning of the movie.



"Mom," I said. "He has legs."



"You're just saying that because they look so realistic."

No Gary Sinises were harmed in the making of this post.

Last night something made me think of Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump, and I remembered this amazing comment from compartment I think about that exchange and my brain just shuts down from the Sisyphean absurdity of finding yourself in unwinnable yet overwhelmingly hilarious arguments. I think I cry-laughed the first time I read it.I'd like to spend today reading your favorite funny comments, moments where other mefites have made you giggle uncontrollably. Thank you.