this is a transcript pulled from the OOC discord bot

as of 2:31, adam hasn't revealed the incident to the players yet, however

he told yogs council via one of the voice channels, according to MayhemSailor

times are listed in his time zone, EST

-- September 22, 2016 --

2:31 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: welp i'm not gonna be on today at all, there was a spill in one of the RG3 labs and the fuckwits left the door open so everyone's locked in

OOC: Time-Green: wat

2:34 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: also good news happyfunbags

OOC: Happyfunbags: i'm permabanned?

OOC: Happyfunbags: that's not good news at all.

2:35 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i may or may not literally die soon depending on how things go so you won't have to deal with me

OOC: SirCodey: Adam don't die!

OOC: SirCodey: What's wrong!?

OOC: Puremanbird: adam, just get out of there

OOC: Nazitra: he's having another heart attack isn't he

OOC: Nazitra: too much salt

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i literally cannot leave

OOC: SirCodey: Can not leave what?

OOC: Happyfunbags: i don't want you dead, holy shit man.

OOC: ThatOneGuyWithTheFace: Where the fuck do you work Adam?

OOC: ChickenWingz: adam just confess to the murders

-- round ends, some off-topic chat removed --

2:36 PM

OOC: ChickenWingz: they will reduce your sentence

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: some fuckwits in the RG3 lab spilled literally everything in the goddamn lab and left the door open

OOC: SirCodey: rofl

OOC: Bunny232: ?????

OOC: Bunny232: eli5 please

OOC: Time-Green: Apparently adam is a scientist

2:37 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: so the fucking area is locked down because there's a million aeresol horrible death viruses buzzing around and anyone who tries to leave gets beaten unconcious by police in biohazard suits and pushed in again until they can confirm who's infected and not

OOC: Happyfunbags: what's that umbrella corporation in Resident evil called?

OOC: Bunny232: wat

OOC: Happyfunbags: hyuk hyuk

OOC: Nazitra: adam literally works for NT sounds like

OOC: Bunny232: ^

-- 3 minutes of off-topic chat as next round starts --

2:40 PM

OOC: Time-Green: Well good luck adam, what even is your job?

OOC: SirCodey: He can't tell you

OOC: SirCodey: It's [REDACTED].

OOC: Gintama Sakata1: top secret

OOC: Bunny232: pretty sure its admin of yogstation 13

OOC: Gintama Sakata1: only the SCP foundation knows

2:41 PM

OOC: Nazitra: he's the clown

-- 11 minutes of silence after round starts --

2:52 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: wait who asked what my job was

OOC: Time-Green: I did

OOC: ThatOneGuyWithTheFace: We're all kinda curios now

OOC: Happyfunbags: I guessed world health org

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: HCLM

OOC: R3DGL4R3: I always thought Adam was just an angry revenant who learned how to use a keyboard.

OOC: R3DGL4R3: Who knew.

2:53 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: you'd be angry too if you had to deal with the bullshit i do

OOC: Robotic Potato: Adam works at a mold factory that produces pleasure devices. Of course they have plenty of diseases there.

OOC: R3DGL4R3: Not angry,but I understand why your angry.

OOC: R3DGL4R3: If it helps.

OOC: The_Lieutenant: Dildos don't accumulate disease at the factory. Logic, people.

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: sigh

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i take it you don't know what a HCLM is robotic

OOC: LlamaObama: what kind of dildos

OOC: Robotic Potato: It was a joke Adam.

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i do not make fucking dildos ffs

2:54 PM

OOC: Robotic Potato: It's a joke Adam.

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i have to yell at people who bring dildos in though

OOC: ClaudeWicked: :O

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: and yes, that does happen

OOC: R3DGL4R3: It's BACK massagers people

OOC: LlamaObama: Oh my.

OOC: R3DGL4R3: C'mon now

OOC: Happyfunbags: kaiser permanente.

OOC: R3DGL4R3: Get your heads out of the gutter,these things are sold at sharper image.

2:55 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: no, i don't work for kaiser permanente

-- 1.5 hours pass, Adam briefly calls someone out for IC in OOC and disappears again --

4:30 PM

OOC: MayhemSailor: Shouldn't you be trying to not breathe right now, Adam?

4:31 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i have phone use allowed

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: not to mention i

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: am locked in a biosafety cabinet anyway

OOC: Hydre: AsV mentioned it, why are you there anyways

4:32 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: because i work as a HCLM???

OOC: Hydre: Then why did you spill dangerous shit

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i didn't spill dangerous shit

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: some idiot did and we're trying to find out who

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: as soon as we make sure that everyone doesn't have like

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: everything bad that isn't ebola and shit which is what BSL-3 handles

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: so far we have a few definite cases of SARS so that's fun

4:33 PM

OOC: Hydre: Can I take your position if you don't come back

OOC: MayhemSailor: Meh, SARS. No biggie

OOC: Hydre: And holy shit that's bad

OOC: Pitchwife: Oh

OOC: MayhemSailor: Hmmmn?

-- round is ongoing, silence for half of an hour --

5:01 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: well, news report

OOC: ShadowDeath6: dadam

OOC: Bunny232: rip adam

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i absolutely have something

OOC: Bunny232: rip

OOC: ShadowDeath6: what do you have

5:02 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: so i'm not going to be able to leave for at least a week

OOC: Puremanbird: thats fucked

OOC: ShadowDeath6: adam what's the news

OOC: Puremanbird: do you guys know who knocked the shit over?

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: we have no idea what yet, there are ongoing cultures, etc, but most of the cultures need to be done in a BSL-3 lab and guess where the nearest BSL-3 lab is

OOC: Bunny232: next door?

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: the fucking place that moron fucked up in

OOC: ShadowDeath6: adam are you gonna be ok

5:03 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: shadow, actually, probably not

OOC: Bunny232: gg

OOC: MayhemSailor: I'm surprised it hasn't hit the news outlets yet

OOC: ShadowDeath6: rip adam

-- round ends, off topic discussion for a few minutes --

5:06 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: best case scenario i only have something that i was vaccinated against like tuberculosis or yellow fever and the symptoms will pass in some time and i have access to treatment

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: worst case scenario i'm dead

OOC: McDonald072: adam nooo

OOC: Bunny232: INTRESTING*!!!

OOC: : LlamaObama: So adam did you catch something bad at where you work

OOC: McDonald072: who will keep the server sane

OOC: Kiroking: Rip Adam

OOC: MayhemSailor: This was at a UK facility, correct?

OOC: ShadowDeath6: wut da fuk supr

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: >catch something bad

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: did you not hear

5:07 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: US facility actually not UK

OOC: Smudgels: Aw shii, don't ded adam

OOC: Kiroking: Adam let me know where yuour burried

OOC: LlamaObama: I mean something bad, I dont know where you work and i havent been paying much attention to ooc

OOC: MayhemSailor: Which one? I have a slew of friends that work at bsl-3s and 4s...

OOC: Kiroking: ill put a badger plushi on your tombstone

OOC: LlamaObama: something about biohazards

OOC: Nickvr628: Adam I will poor salt on your grave

-- 7 minutes of silence/off-topic discussion --

5:14 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: and yes, everyone's 'caught something bad' because someone fucked up in the goddamn BSL-3 lab where i work, llama

5:15 PM

OOC: SirCodey: Oh shi

OOC: SirCodey: Adam has Ebola

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: no, that's BSL-4

OOC: ShadowDeath6: ebolaids

OOC: SirCodey: my bad

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: BSL-3 is all the shit that's lethal but isn't like hilariously untreatable and doesn't have a massive fatality level even with access to modern medicine

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: such as parrot fever and tuberculosis and SARS

5:16 PM

OOC: LlamaObama: Jesus fuck.

OOC: ShadowDeath6: parrot fever memer

OOC: Bunny232: how fun

OOC: LlamaObama: Still

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: and there are already a few cases of SARS

OOC: Parasite49: gasp not parrot feve!

OOC: : Parasite49: fever*

OOC: Smudgels: gotta get that zeka virus

OOC: ShadowDeath6: zeku tree

OOC: SirCodey: google tells me yellow fever is BSL-3

OOC: SirCodey: adam's dead

OOC: LlamaObama: I'd be lynching the wankstain that did that if i were you. Then again, I am violent.

OOC: ShadowDeath6: adam btfo by amarillo again

5:17 PM

OOC: ShadowDeath6: just like the old times when emt started playing

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i'm not worried about yellow fever

OOC: ShadowDeath6: btfo by lellow fevr agen

OOC: LlamaObama: Adam, I wish you the best of luck. My mom is dying of cancer right now but she's doing really good, the medical prowess in this country is great.

5:18 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i'm honestly more worried about getting parrot fever

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: which is the stupidest named thing

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: it should be called something like AWFUL DEATH FEVER

OOC: ShadowDeath6: you can get people concerned with stuff like SARS

OOC: ShadowDeath6: "I have parrot fever"

OOC: ShadowDeath6: "wut"

OOC: Parasite49: it has a funny name so you feel okay with it murdering you

-- round ends, off topic chat for several minutes as next one starts --

5:27 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: so basically they've allowed me use of my computer since i'm not going to be leaving this goddamn negP room for a week after thoroughly making sure that everything is scrubbed

OOC: LlamaObama: Ah

OOC: SirCodey: adam's dead

OOC: LlamaObama: Adam, avoid getting stressed if you can. I know thats hard here but

5:28 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: in all likelyhood yes i am actually going to end up dead or bad even if i survive

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: if it was just one disease i'd be okay

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: but chances are me along with like everyone else has what amounts to 8

OOC: LlamaObama: Please tell me the fucker that fucked up is gonna get sued mad

OOC: ThatOneGuyWithTheFace: How would it spread?

5:29 PM

OOC: SirCodey: sued, dead

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: well, moron mc dick cock shithead fuckwit managed to act like he was one of the fucking three stooges

OOC: SirCodey: same thing

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: and knocked over a few petri dishes

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: and while ignoring safety procedure of leaving the area

OOC: SirCodey: I never knew Adam played Virologist

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: bent down to pick it up and cut himself on the fucking infection-coated glass

5:30 PM

OOC: Unai626: Is there a way to disable seeing discord messages?

OOC: SirCodey: you realize it's OOC, not discord

OOC: SirCodey: he's just talking FROM discord

OOC: SirCodey: to us!

OOC: SirCodey: but you can totes disable all of OOC

OOC: SirCodey: it's in preferences

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: dicktwit mc sherlock's moron then proceeded to fucking back away and slam into the sealed glass case containing the samples for storage because they were going to be moved and knocked it down

5:31 PM

OOC: Unai626: that's the thing, I just reactivated ooc to ask if I can disable the discord messages, they're showing up regardless of my settings.

OOC: SirCodey: woooo

OOC: SirCodey: spooky

OOC: LlamaObama: So at least fucko is really dead.

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: that is one hell of a bug, unai

OOC: LlamaObama: Sue sue sue the shit out of your company lol

OOC: SirCodey: kill kill kill the shit out of that guy

OOC: SirCodey: actually no

OOC: SirCodey: leave him to slowly die of all the diseases he has now contracted

OOC: LlamaObama: I think I know how to get rid of a body

5:32 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i cannot sue the company for human error, they're following safety procedures and all

OOC: LlamaObama: 'human error' ?

OOC: LlamaObama: That dude fucked up BIG time.

OOC: SirCodey: yeah but it's not the companies fault he fucked up

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: not to mention if i go to a courtroom and shout 'HELLO YES I HAVE SARS AND I WOULD LIKE TO SUE MY COMPANY FOR IT' the judge is going to vault the table and run out of the room

OOC: LlamaObama: And why is all that shit that broke placed in a way that some assfuck falling into the cabnit broke it

5:33 PM

OOC: LlamaObama: wait nvm you said they were being moved.

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: thaat's the thing it's reinforced plexiglass that's double layered and stress tested placed at the back of the room with WARNING SIGNS and it was just being moved

OOC: ShadowDeath6: hanzo steel folded fifty gorillion time-arus

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: this guy somehow managed to mach 4 into it in reverse because he cut himself and did it so hard he smashed through double layered thick plexiglass in the one space he fucking shouldnt

OOC: Anselm Konrad: so whats this about a disease i was hearing about?

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: and released literally everything

5:34 PM

OOC: SirCodey: adam's become a victim of biological warfare

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: before running out of the room and leaving the goddamn door open

OOC: LlamaObama: That dude is a fool

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: so that not only is he infected and the scientists in the room at risk but now there are a bunch of aeresols and liquids floating around and leaking out of the room as this idiot runs around with blood dripping down his back because of the cuts

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: so he leaves a nice infected blood trail

OOC: LlamaObama: Wow.

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: all the way to my fucking office where he only now decides to knock and let me know there is an infection

OOC: LlamaObama: Please tell me it was on camera

5:35 PM

OOC: SirCodey: "hey, just thought i'd let you know-.. ACHOOO, sorry. haha. i'm infected with like 8 different diseases, anyway

OOC: ShadowDeath6: kek

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i'm the goddamn HCLM llama he's getting fired and probably jailed if he survives

OOC: SirCodey: adam what was your reaction when he did that?

5:36 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: a moment of stunned silence

OOC: LlamaObama: I get you're in the hclm and shit

OOC: LlamaObama: I was saying I hope it was on cctv or something

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: really cold chills when i realized that the idiot had released everything and was now standing in front of me probably fucking infected with the worst shit possible

OOC: LlamaObama: Maybe your family can sue for you

OOC: SirCodey: dude what do you mean sue

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: followed by slamming the door shut and calling absolutely everyone i could

5:37 PM

OOC: SirCodey: do you know what suing someone is

OOC: LlamaObama: Yes

OOC: LlamaObama: This asswipe infected a shit load of people

OOC: SirCodey: you don't SUE someone for that

OOC: SirCodey: you fucking arrest them

OOC: Anselm Konrad: biological warfare? where is this what

OOC: SirCodey: adam's contracted mini-ebola

OOC: Kiroking: Cant tell if adam is trying to fake his death and leave yogs forever or if hes actuly gonna die.....

5:38 PM

OOC: ShadowDeath6: adam is literally the avatar of ebola at this point

OOC: ShadowDeath6: quarantine him directly in the dick

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: the guy violated literally every safety precaution that is legally required and created what is at minimum an outbreak and at worst a goddamn pandemic

OOC: LeDarkLor: Damm

OOC: LlamaObama: I dont when you can sue shit I guess

OOC: Kiroking: Their a news article about this event?

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: he's going to be lucky if he gets 25 to life at best

OOC: SirCodey: does this mean adam's famous now?

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: probably not yet, no

OOC: ShadowDeath6: doubt they're going to put him to death for an accident

OOC: MayhemSailor: It means he's patient 11 or something like that

OOC: SirCodey: shadow

5:39 PM

OOC: Kiroking: Shadow they dont have to

OOC: SirCodey: if it was jsut an accident

OOC: SirCodey: like "oh shit i dropped the petri dish"

OOC: SirCodey: alright fair enough, dumb mistake

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: might not be anyway, this sort of shit happens and then is covered up if it doesn't get too widespread IE nobody outside the lab notices

OOC: ShadowDeath6: use the virus to become god

OOC: ThatOneGuyWithTheFace: I doubt any jail time, but there will be a fine and loss of his job and probably wont ever work in a lab again

OOC: MayhemSailor: It depends on if it gets out into thet public... and the state that he is in. Although if its a federal facility all bets are off

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: usually it's a lot of stuff like 'oh he died of a lab accident' or 'there was a minor mishap' and the news passes it over

OOC: ShadowDeath6: he's definitely going to lose his job

OOC: Smudgels: may be jail, but eh

OOC: SirCodey: but there's an accident, and then there's an accident followed by you ignoring every single safety protocol in existence

5:40 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: he's absolutely getting jailed at best

OOC: SirCodey: if he doesn't die

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: worst case scenario the government gets ahold of him and i dunno what happens there

OOC: ShadowDeath6: well if you die you can hang out with monster girls in heaven adam

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: and yes, he's probably dead anyway]

OOC: ShadowDeath6: and what's better than that

OOC: Kiroking: So adam your in quarintine then right?

OOC: LlamaObama: Im gonna admit, I do some real stupid shit and piss people off a lot, but if I fucked up that bad I would neck myself.

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i can hear him crying the next room over nad it's pissing me off

OOC: ShadowDeath6: kek

OOC: SirCodey: rip

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: yes, quarantine

OOC: Anselm Konrad: honk

OOC: SirCodey: yeah adam's quarantined

5:41 PM

OOC: LeDarkLor: Noice

OOC: ShadowDeath6: adam are you infected

OOC: MayhemSailor: I'm surprised they didn't hand you a gag order.

OOC: ClaudeWicked: hopefully, y'all will be fine.

OOC: SirCodey: adam is most likely infected

OOC: SirCodey: do you actually know if you are yet, adam?

OOC: LlamaObama: a

OOC: ClaudeWicked: infected with what, exactly, tho?

OOC: ShadowDeath6: this is what you get for living in new york adam

OOC: ThatOneGuyWithTheFace: Gag orders need court approval

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: negative pressure sealed room, self-contained air system that runs through an incinerator

OOC: LlamaObama: Who knows what.

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: yes, I am absolutely infected

OOC: MayhemSailor: Hahaha, nah, they really don't

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: we don't know with what though

OOC: ClaudeWicked: @_@

OOC: SirCodey: are you feeling symptoms yet?

OOC: SirCodey: ;-;

5:42 PM

OOC: SirCodey: don't die adam

OOC: LlamaObama: Wait, dont you have an airlock in that system, how did he get trough

OOC: SirCodey: also

OOC: SirCodey: make an AMA on reddit

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: symptoms are being displayed otherwise we couldn't tell this early

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: airlock is BSL-4

OOC: ShadowDeath6: r u ok adam

OOC: LlamaObama: So this asshole... waited for the airlock to do its thing and kept on running?

OOC: SirCodey: "Currently quarantined after some retard released like 12 different virus' into my facility, also infected with probably at least 3/4 viruses, AMA"

OOC: ShadowDeath6: he's fine then

5:43 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: we're BSL-3 not BSL-4, it has self closing doors but not a full on cycling airlock

OOC: SirCodey: Do an AMA Adam! xD

OOC: SirCodey: I guess it'd be hard to prove though.

5:44 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i mean at the least i let everyone know immediately and shut the fucking AC off in the far main room etc so that the risk of anything aeresol getting out of the facility is none

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: so any outbreak shouldn't like, spread

OOC: LlamaObama: That's good.

OOC: Fatigue: are you patient zero for superaids

5:45 PM

OOC: Anselm Konrad: so what facility is this?

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: chances are though until WHO shows up there's probably one idiot who doesn't properly fufill all of the safety precautions like fucking remembering where to strip your pressure suit and then cleaning off afterwards and is going to infect like 10 people given my luck

OOC: Anselm Konrad: like, christ how the fuck

OOC: Kiroking: yeah

OOC: ThatOneGuyWithTheFace: Remember Adam, HR is NOT your friend. HR is there to avoid lawsuits. Any complaints may have you dismissed because youre a liability to sue

OOC: Kiroking: So where is this happening adam?

OOC: Kiroking: alright

OOC: Kiroking: so

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: lemme check if i can actually say

-- 4 minutes pass while Adam allegedly goes and asks someone --

5:48 PM

OOC: Kiroking: alright

5:50 PM

OOC: Kiroking: so

5:51 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: nope

OOC: Kiroking: alright then

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: which is possibly an issue for the people who already know where i work here anyway but

OOC: Kiroking: Ill probably hear about it on my drive tommorow

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: welp

OOC: PenguinFisher: where do u work

5:52 PM

OOC: Kiroking: yea like is it a hospital disease wing reasearch lab etc?

5:53 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: research

5:54 PM

OOC: Kiroking: Well best of luck man

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i mean hey look on the bright side i got a job offer to work at a prion lab a few years back

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i still prefer this to working with prions

5:55 PM

OOC: Kiroking: what kinda lab was it?

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: research, again

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: not like you can do much else with prions other than study how awful they are

5:56 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i mean literally every study ends up just being 'this is awful, oh god, oh god why' repeated ad infinitum

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: you can't cure them, you can't even store them safely, you don't know if you have one until you shit out your brain and die

5:57 PM

OOC: Kiroking: yea im umm.... Not all that familiar with prions

5:58 PM

OOC: Kiroking: sounds shitty though

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: okay, imagine alzheimers

OOC: ThatOneGuyWithTheFace: They are regular proteins that suddenly decide they are going to kill your organs

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: now imagine contagious alzheimers that can suddenly show up in your brain for no reason

OOC: MayhemSailor: mmmn, prions.

OOC: Kiroking: Sounds fun

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: now imagine that but give it ultra steroids

5:59 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: add in a sprinkle of complete invulnerability to anything you could do to try and fucking get rid of it

OOC: Kiroking: ....

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: and a dash of horrifying insanity and bioweapon implications and let it infect you in even 1/10000 unit amounts

OOC: Kiroking: fire?

OOC: Kiroking: Napalm

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: nope

OOC: Kiroking: Willie peat?

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: no

OOC: PenguinFisher: call it names?

6:00 PM

OOC: Kiroking: Willie Peat is slang for white phosporus

OOC: Parasite49: yeah was gonna say

DISCORD OOC: Robotic Potato: Adam I can barely stop myself from making a nerfing virology joke, but then I feel that would be in very poor taste.

OOC: ThatOneGuyWithTheFace: WP is some nasty shit

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: the fucking safety book for prions literally has 'do not attempt destruction, it won't work, it's a waste of funding'

OOC: Parasite49: thats not a bioweapon but its just as inhumane

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: yes i know what willie peat is

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: spoiler alert IT DOESN'T WORK

6:01 PM

OOC: Kiroking: well I guess I have to go with the experts then

OOC: Kiroking: how do you deal with them then?

6:02 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: you don't

OOC: Kiroking: Figured

OOC: LeDarkLor: Just accept death,i guess?

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: basically you just stuff them in a really really thick reinforced box and seal it shut and if you have to remove it you keep it in a fucking solid six inch plexiglass box even after you remove it from that and you preform experiments from in there

6:03 PM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: if you're working with a full on infected sample you end up wearing a really thick cumbersome pressuresuit that'd probably be better for spacewalking

OOC: Kiroking: Think you made a better carrer choice then

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: and alone in a lab with 2 sets of airlocks and you're pretty much sprayed with everything under the sun before you go out

OOC: Kiroking: carrier

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: if you accidentally violate any of the precautions the official policy is 'you're fucked bro'

DISCORD OOC: Robotic Potato: Adam after this experience if you live will you nerf Virology?

6:04 PM

OOC: Kiroking: I cant fucking spell

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: go to hell robotic

OOC: LeDarkLor: What a savage

DISCORD OOC: Robotic Potato: I'm so sorry. But I mean who will lighten the mood?

-- at this point, Adam logs into the game as admin and melodramatically lectures biology while handling tickets --

-- nothing really interesting enough to put in a transcript happens in OOC for the rest of the evening --

-- September 23, 2016 --

12:19 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: ffs do people keep missing the fact that i am literally dying of everything and am probably not going to make it through the week i keep whining about it

OOC: Drfino: plz don die

12:20 AM

OOC: ClaudeWicked: TBH, I think you're being pessimistic.

OOC: Skarrj: Like dying irl?

OOC: Rhex: I havent got all the information but people dont die in a week, unless you are radiated of sentenced or something.

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: yes dying IRL

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: rhex

OOC: ShadowDeath6: adam I'm making stimpacks OP

12:21 AM

OOC: ShadowDeath6: are you excited

OOC: Hellstorm of the Dark Gods: What are you dying of?

OOC: Drfino: it's ok we'll just clone you..haaa....ha.........

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: i work in a BSL-3 lab and some idiot managed to break every single safety precautionand get half the lab infected

OOC: ShadowDeath6: you work there?

OOC: Hellstorm of the Dark Gods: Oh shit

OOC: Drfino: you quarantined?

OOC: ShadowDeath6: I thought you just lived near there

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: yes, i'm the HCLM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: yes, i'm quarantined

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: that's what i kept saying

OOC: ShadowDeath6: the head chem le memer

OOC: ShadowDeath6: :^)

OOC: Drfino: we have cures for all that, don't we?

12:22 AM

OOC: ShadowDeath6: he de

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and BSL-3 is the facility that handles everything that is classified as 'awful but we can treat it even if we can't cure it'

OOC: ShadowDeath6: d

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: AKA sars, west nile,

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: all that.

OOC: Rhex: Are you quarantined in a facility with a group of others or alone?

OOC: Drfino: imagine if you rolled antag..

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: you can't be quarantined with others that's not how quarantine works

12:23 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and yes, iso

OOC: Rhex: Others from that lab at that day...

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: negative pressure sealed room with cycling airlocks and all

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: no, they're also isolated so that one guy doesn't get the infection the other guys have

OOC: Zostroll: So is it like at your house or at a lab or the cdc or something?

OOC: Rhex: Then you are extremely pessimistic

OOC: Drfino: i believe

12:24 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: i have at the best, rhex, 5 different strains, all of which are lethal, and my immune system is naturally weak

OOC: Skarrj: That's such a crazy scenario

OOC: Zostroll: Umm he has like super aids he has worked with super aids he knows what the effects are to say he is being pessimistic is a vit of a cunt thing to do

OOC: Skarrj: How recently did this happen to you? I'm so sorry to hear all of this

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: it's not super aids

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: earlier today

12:25 AM

OOC: Hellstorm of the Dark Gods: Will you be ok?

OOC: ShadowDeath6: it's not super aids

OOC: ShadowDeath6: it's omega aids

OOC: ShadowDeath6: adam's dead as fuk

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: since i'm going to be locked in now for the better part of a couple weeks + whatever it takes for the symptoms to recover i have my computer and phone and all of that

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: but uh

OOC: Skarrj: Oh damn. How soon until you get symptoms?

OOC: Skarrj: Or have they already started?

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: some have already manifested, parrot fever for one is almost definite even before the cultures develop

OOC: ShadowDeath6: adam ded

12:26 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: so, you know. conjunctivitis, splitting headaches, blood vomiting

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: the works

OOC: Drfino: can't be much worse than moderating this server

OOC: Someone_unkown: lol

OOC: Someone_unkown: that's true

12:28 AM

OOC: Rhex: So, what safety precautions have been broken? Samples mixed or wrong type of ventilation. What happened?

OOC: Someone_unkown: he said all of them

12:29 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: asshole mc shitcock knocked over a petri dish and instead of evacuating like a sane person bent downt o pick it up and cut his hand on the goddamn infected glass, recoiled, backed off, smashed into the biosafety cabinet, knocked over the stored samples, and cut up his back while dumping a bunch of liquid and solid samples, then ran out of the room and left the goddamn doors open while leaving a trail of infected blood and glass shards all the way to my office

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: to inform me only then

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: instead of using the fucking emergency button or anything

12:30 AM

OOC: Puremanbird: so.. he is super dead right?

OOC: SammVitch: what a complete idiot

OOC: Drfino: i think they just off people like that

OOC: Hamst: holy shit what a fuck up

OOC: ShadowDeath6: lmao

OOC: Skarrj: That's so awful

OOC: Someone_unkown: ohhhhh

OOC: XBOBsHEREx: thats not really funny shadow

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: he stopped sobbing a couple hours ago so i'm assuming that he's unconcious or in surgery

OOC: ShadowDeath6: I don't use the word autistic literally that often

OOC: ShadowDeath6: but

OOC: Hamst: how do you fail that bad

OOC: SammVitch: the worst fuck ups in the history of fuck ups

OOC: Someone_unkown: that's what you mean when he said he's dead

OOC: ShadowDeath6: that merits a serious version of the word

OOC: Rhex: Did he touch you? How long did he run for?

OOC: Someone_unkown: I feel almost bad for him, but he was stupid

12:31 AM

OOC: Skarrj: I work at a Jimmy Johns and recently somebody cut themselves and went back to work with their apron litterally soaked in blood. They also left a pile of blood in the back infront of th first aid kit they didn't clean.

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: my office is 4 doors down from the main lab with a cycling door

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: he took ten minutes to meandre his way there

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: bleeding everywhere

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: knocks on the door

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: i open it

OOC: Someone_unkown: poor guy

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and he explains AT LENGTH while SOAKED IN BLOOD and BLEEDING

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: while BREATHING INTO MY FACE

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: what happened

OOC: Gowst: Just saying, autism is not equal to retardation :V

12:32 AM

OOC: Zostroll: That does't seem like a long enought expose time?

OOC: Gowst: Also holy SHIT how do you fuck up that bad?

OOC: ProfGrizwold: what a fucking buffoon

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: nono zos you misunderstand

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: the blood and the running and all of that

OOC: Gowst: Shouldn't that guy know, y'know safety procedures?

OOC: Someone_unkown: I almost feel bad for the guy

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: not just the breathing into my face, but all of the other stuff

OOC: Someone_unkown: I feel pretty empathetic

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: leads to CLOUDS OF AERESOLS

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: that drifts into my face at the same time

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and the entire hall

OOC: Drfino: i'm sure he'll be ok

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: where confused scientists are running back and forth in in the meantime

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and people are tyring to figure out what to do

OOC: Drfino: just wont be able to touch anyone for a few months

OOC: ProfGrizwold: HE'S PROBABLY FINE.

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and kicking up the blood

12:33 AM

OOC: Rhex: Breathing in your face would probably not be as bad as at that point he wasnt really infected, just covered in samples. Also if he stopped few times and took 10 minutes then air which he carried might have not been contaminated at all"

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: on the floor

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: into sprays

OOC: SammVitch: I dunno how you just didn't murder him for being so dangerously stupid

OOC: Drfino: wait just eat salt......

OOC: SammVitch: I suppose it doesn't matter now

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: all of that combined + the fucking hour it took for everything to get back in order

OOC: Gowst: This is such a surreal situation to picture, I can only imagine what it's like to live it. My heart goes out to you Adam

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: as in, activate lockdown, notify everyone, shut off the AC systems, get everynoe into the containment

-- adam goes afk in game, briefly uses discord --

12:34 AM

OOC: Someone_unkown: So the guy is definetly gonna die?

OOC: Someone_unkown: i'm just wondering

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: the guy managed to jab full on infected samples into his skin and back

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: you couldn't get worse than if you decided to fucking IV drip smallpox into you

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: he dead

OOC: Someone_unkown: poor guy

OOC: Someone_unkown: you said he was in surgery

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: or probably dead eventually

12:35 AM

DISCORD OOC: Adameltablawy: i mean he's not sobbing anymore so he's either calmed down, unconcious, in surgery

OOC: Someone_unkown: I'd imagine, yeah

OOC: Zostroll: What was in the original petri dish?

OOC: Someone_unkown: There gonna be a news story about this?

12:36 AM

OOC: Rhex: Arent you guys using plastic petri dishes like rest of the world?

12:37 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: original one was supposed to be on SARS, and yes we use plastic petri but there are a few that are still plexiglass/copper that nobody's removed

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: which are literally labeled 'DO NTO USE'

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: guess which ones mc fucknut used

OOC: Someone_unkown: man

12:38 AM

OOC: Someone_unkown: this is bumming me the hell out

OOC: Someone_unkown: hearing about people dying and shit

OOC: Drfino: aint nobody dying

OOC: Someone_unkown: oh well.

OOC: Someone_unkown: that's how the world goes

OOC: IvanTheCrusader: What lab is this?

OOC: Someone_unkown: Adam said the guy who infected everyone is dead

OOC: Zostroll: How many people were exposed?

OOC: ClaudeWicked: no, he isn't.

OOC: Someone_unkown: well, pretty much dead

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: no, not dead YET, probably will be

OOC: Drfino: i say, aint nobody...dyin'

OOC: Someone_unkown: saying he has a chance.

12:39 AM

OOC: Someone_unkown: hmmmm

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: exposed, probably about most of the staff + possibly initial response team, not sure

OOC: Someone_unkown: Still depressing as fuck

OOC: Someone_unkown: oh well

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: could be 30 people, most of them will hav elight cases of whatever and recover well enough

OOC: SnekySnake: Where is it you work at ,adam?

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: gagged

OOC: Someone_unkown: what makes you unlucky?

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: no speak location until IA finishes up the event report etc

12:40 AM

OOC: Someone_unkown: didn't they get infected with that shit?

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: AKA they don't want bad press until they can wrap everything up

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: i can whine about it but no telly location0

OOC: ShadowDeath6: adam where u liv

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: NY

OOC: ShadowDeath6: no wonder

OOC: ShadowDeath6: do you wear a fresh pair uh timms

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: sigh

OOC: Someone_unkown: you said they were gonna recover well enough Adam, why do you say you have best risk of dying? I thought everyone got exposed.

12:41 AM

OOC: IvanTheCrusader: Are you in nyc?

OOC: Someone_unkown: I live in NY

OOC: ShadowDeath6: that one fuckhead that did all the stuff has the best risk of dying

OOC: ClaudeWicked: He got exposed to a hole bunch more than everyone else, except the person responsible, as far as I can tell.

OOC: PurplefuryD: Adam. Do you play a lot?

12:42 AM

OOC: Zostroll: I think if the illnesses don't get the fuck head who did it adam will

OOC: IvanTheCrusader: Do you work for the cdc or a private company?

12:43 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: no, not CDC, but work alongside

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: yes, play alot

OOC: Nazitra: adam are you ded

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and because i'm basically the one who was immediately exposed as the scientists were wearing protective gear

OOC: Someone_unkown: Sucks

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and other people weren't immediately exposed to the worst of it

12:45 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and also i cannot confirm or deny if i am going to kill that guy if i survive and so does he

12:46 AM

OOC: Zostroll: Yeah if you were to kill him you would want to go about how you have no hard feelings so that you are not the prime suspect

12:47 AM

OOC: Kooarbiter: adam even better

OOC: Zostroll: adam can I post a link?

OOC: Kooarbiter: take a large amount of his blood and culture it until you have enough to reinfect him

OOC: Kooarbiter: antibodies can't stop a zerg rush

-- adam logs off for 9.5 hours, likely trying to sleep/getting tests done --

-- he logs on around 9:50 and is spotted by LlamaObama with the adminwho verb --

9:57 AM

OOC: LlamaObama: Hey Adam.

OOC: Xenoman: adam?

OOC: SirCodey: ADAM

OOC: SirCodey: YOU'RE ALIVE.

OOC: Gianeric: ADAM.

9:58 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: im not goignt o die in literall y a day codey

OOC: SirCodey: I'm still happy you're alive ;-;

OOC: SirCodey: any updates on your situation?

OOC: Bogex: Any idea what you've caught?

OOC: Rucorous: Lynch Viro

OOC: Xenoman: adam , best of luck to you

OOC: Gianeric: Viro Cultists.

9:59 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: too many symptoms are similar to each other to actually tell

OOC: Xenoman: yeah lynch the virologist for real this time...

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: and a lot fo symptoms shoudlnt have even shown up

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: at this point

OOC: SirCodey: ;-;

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: but did anyway, which is bad fucking news if a virus is progressing faster than it should

OOC: Rucorous: How many viruses do you have

OOC: SirCodey: Like what?

OOC: SirCodey: He doesn't know yet I don't believe

OOC: Rucorous: Was it like, more than one?

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: viruses and bacteria etc and the cultures and blood tests aren't back yet so we aren't sure

10:00 AM

OOC: Wilchen: its pierrot's throat

OOC: Wilchen: rip adam

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: but uh, symptoms wise

OOC: SirCodey: adam has the shits

OOC: Bogex: You can't stop honking?

OOC: Gianeric: Man, we wish you the best of luck, mane.

OOC: LlamaObama: We all do.

10:02 AM

OOC: Jedimasterbc: bserve

OOC: Jedimasterbc: whoops

10:03 AM

OOC: Gianeric: How do they medicate you, though, Adam?

OOC: Bogex: lots of crack

OOC: Gianeric: Crack? Wait, LOTS of DRUGS?

10:04 AM

OOC: Gianeric: Well, legal drugs.

OOC: SirCodey: Probably not going to be giving him a shit ton of meds until they know what he actually has..

OOC: SirCodey: Or maybe the opposite

OOC: SirCodey: give him everything!

OOC: Gianeric: Lynch Chemist.

10:05 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: conjunctivitis, splitting headache, bloody vomit, hemmoharrage in the liver, rashes, fatigue, high fever, chills, it feels like someone stuffed a rock into my knees, atypical pneumonia, inflammation, a few abscesses have shown up

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: frankly i feel like a bag of meat

OOC: SirCodey: fucking hell

OOC: Gianeric: What the fuck, mane.

OOC: Xenoman: feelsbadman...

OOC: Bogex: That doesn't sound pleasant

10:06 AM

OOC: Rucorous: get yourself killed and cloned

OOC: Gianeric: That sounds, er.

OOC: Gianeric: Unfortunate.

OOC: Xenoman: that sounds like a solution

OOC: SirCodey: noone grief whilst adam's online, he has enough to deal with

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: basically what that boils down to is my eyes are bleeding, my liver is bleeding, there are pus sacs in my liver, shit's in my lungs, and probably viral meningitis based on what we were working with

10:07 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: contrary to what you'd think viral meningitis is mild compared to literally any other form

OOC: Gianeric: Lavaland in yer eyes.

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: but you know, the inflammation isn't helping

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: fortunately i'm on a lot of painkillers so i can at the least think and focus on other shit

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: in varying levels

10:08 AM

OOC: Xenoman: thats good...sort of

10:12 AM

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: as for medication, ribraven, naproxen, parcematol, tetracyline, and antihemmoharagics, rifampricin, and a bunch of other antibiotics i can't be bothered to think of right now

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: also you know, blood transfusions and all

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: in a day or so i'll end up having to get surgery, so that's fun

OOC: LlamaObama: Oh

10:13 AM

OOC: LlamaObama: Do you know what else they are gonna do besides transfusions?

OOC: Xenoman: we believe in you adam

OOC: Adam El-Tablawy: the shit they usually do in most cases but we'll have to wait for specific diagnosis before some of the treatments or it could just make things worse

OOC: LlamaObama: Ah

most of the important information was said above

adam spent the next couple of months repeating the same explanation in varying levels of detail