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my brother likes to go the extra mile when he offends americans...





Clicky for biggy ...at hat parties. When he blows spliff smoke through the tube it comes out of the windows. archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:10,

hull much

must a special hull for the extra creative ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:12,

don't be such a bore

what he needs is some gay pride posters as well. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13,

ris|

( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:15,

that's quality

humour right there. But get your brother to a doctor. He's on skank. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:12,

um

yeah, i fear that may be actually more true than you and i imagine ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14,

No I'm pretty sure.

He's a dragon chaser. I've been around enough to know ( is all I'll say )

You'll help him. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:19,

Hahahaha, that's quality.

( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13,

Haha, beautiful

He wins awards ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:13,

Iwantthishat

( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14,

hhahahhaaa have Woo

*spits quiche across monitor ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14,

hat parties, you say

never heard of 'em ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:14,

he lives in spain

apparently they're quite common there ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:21,

And here they're quite posh

Ascot 'n'all what what what. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34,

I'm not sure what to do.

I normaly say I find everything is offensive and wrong, and that such things shouldn't happen here on the b3ta, or the internet as a whole.



However, this time I _really_ find that wrong and offensive, and wish for it to be removed.



Your brother is quite the twat.



I mean, c'mon, that looks like a South African airways plane.... nothing like the glorious jihadist planes that crashed into the symbolism of the great infidel ! ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:16,

Just read the small print

hahhhaaaaaahaahahhhhaa

^this^ is a Guffaw ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:19,

If you don't like stuff like this

and want fluffy bunnies,

you joined the wrong website,

you get fluffy kittens here.



Lol @ print. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:26,

Tell you what...

fuck off you cunt ( , Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived) ( , Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:11,

or

maybe not ( , Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived) ( , Wed 25 Jul 2007, 11:12,

I am American... unfortunately

and I find this terribly HILARIOUS! ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:20,

It's the terribly

which tells you how much. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:28,

ADJECTIVES!!!!

archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:32,

that made me sick up a bit

( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:33,

He's supposed to

make you think all sort of adjectives.



Then you colour him. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34,

Took the words right out of my mouth

want the vomit that was in there with them? ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35,

Oh god

Haha! ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:45,

very good

( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:23, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:23,

Well, I excel in poor taste

and I also find this to be in poor taste. Yay! ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:25,

This is not RPS!

But I think this gets the 'get out of jail free' card!!!





HAHA ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:26,

Did Zoo tag my CSI pic

as Jimmy A? ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:31,

you gave it to them Jimmy.

you lightweight ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:32,

I'm not fucking Jimmy

I told them they could use it on condition they credited it to KFK ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:32,

haha, Jimmy has fucked you

Jimmy. I'd have a word. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35,

Dirty fucking bastards!

( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35,

I gazzed ya.

( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:37,

haha!

top effort ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:28,

put a tag on it

i got a feeling this'll turn up in zoo / nuts

TJ : anyone know how to sheild your speakers to stop em fookin ur monitors up? ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:31,

tin foil

or move them. wrap them in a layer of felt lined with glued in tinfoil like Blue Peter does. Or just move the fucking magnets away from the screen so they don't suck all your electrons off. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:34,

they're big shiney fook off speakers mind you...

tannoy 637's ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35,

you have big drivers.

They create a magnetic field. That fields will fuck off any CRT screen doe to the fact that mag fields pull electrons like Sol Campbell pull rent boys.

It's simple, move them. If not you need to devise a tin foil shield around the rear case of the CRT. Cardboard and a layer or two of foil can do the trick ( you use it like a mirror, shiny side to the speakers )

See how you go. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:41,

the monitor is behind the speaker atm...

its not hte monitor i'm concernde about, im more worried about the ram / floppy and hdd damage

i'll dig some tin foil out in a mo - see if my screen goes all funky again :D

cheers (if it works) :D ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:53,

don't worry about anything else. It does no harm ( not even to your screen )

It's just the magnet pulling the electrons from the gun tube to the tits up side. Moving the speaker is the easy answer but a shield ( which is what you have in a telly, most modern speakers and monitors ) will take care of it. ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:00,

that sounds sensible

what do you mean, little logo in the corner type thing? ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:35,

aye

something with your name on :D

or alternatively copyright your brothers face ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:39,

bit late for a tag now i guess

but in future defo ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:52,

ha ha ha

that is superb! ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:33,

Best hat ever.

( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived) ( , Tue 24 Jul 2007, 18:44,

As a New Yorker...

...I am laughing my veins out at this. Excellent work, and congrats on FP! ( , Wed 25 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived) ( , Wed 25 Jul 2007, 10:26,

thanks man

i'd like to thank my brother for making it all possible etc.. ( , Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:42, archived) ( , Fri 27 Jul 2007, 23:42,