Rae says: Why you old men gotta talk so much? You gotta talk yourself into fuckin' me? Like little boys. It's okay. I'm grown, I know. We can go slow. Rae says: (beat) Are you gonna give me another bath?

Rae says: I think... I think we're all fucked up. I know I am. But that don't mean what I feel ain't real, that I can't love somebody. And I know what I've done is real real bad, but um... Rae says: (pause) So if you wanna quit on me that I understand. But please don't.

Lizzie Borden says: You know why I didn't run. Because I thought to myself, that's what killers do. They run. I didn't want to look like a killer

Dedee Truitt says: If you don' t breathe in, a person can do anything for ten minutes.

Dedee Truitt says: There's a lot of people a lot nicer coming up. We call them losers.

Lazarus Woods says: So what do you know how to make? Rae says: I don't fuckin' cook. Lazarus Woods says: You know, Rae, I've met a lot of hard mouthed people in my day... Rae says: Alright, alright. Look, I put the God damn dress on alright? I think that I'm handlin' myself with a little fuckin' restraint. I mean you got me all chained up here like I'm some kinda dog!

Auto Worker says: It's already noon, Rae. Do you think those shorts should still be on. Rae says: Well, if they weren't, you could kiss my rebel ass.

Dee Dee says: You don't know what it's like, Bone, gettin' out on your own, then bein' dragged back home. You wait a few years, get yourself a sweetheart, a job that pays your own money, stuff you like to do that your mama says is silly or sinful. But then, mama, I don't care. I got my car and I got my own plans, and as soon as that car is paid for you can beat your ass I'll be gone again. Next time the devil himself ain't gonna be able to drag me back.

Gargamel says: Bring Me Smurfette Gargamel says: Bring me Smurfette. Vexy says: I'll do it Vexy says: I'll do it.

Vexy says: Wanna have some fun?

Elle says: Who's the leopard?

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: I've always waited for that one moment of truth to set me free and change my life forever... Elizabeth Wurtzel says: I've always waited for that one moment of truth to set me free and change my life forever.

Elle says: Why can't you just download porn like most normal teenagers?

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: Hemingway has his classic moment in "The Sun Also Rises" when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, "Gradually, then suddenly." That's how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you're gonna live. Elizabeth Wurtzel says: Hemingway has his classic moment in "The Sun Also Rises" when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, 'Gradually, then suddenly.' That's how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you're gonna live.

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: Sometimes it feels like we're all living in a Prozac nation. The United States of Depression.

Kathy McGee says: Bucky, what are you doing in the bushes? Bucky Larson says: Eating a fudge frisbee and doing a mad lib.

Eve says: I just want to say one thing, if any of you wolves have hurt my daughter I will personally rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat so you can see my claws TEAR YOUR CARCASS OPEN! Lilly says: Mom? Eve says: Not now dear, mommy's in a rage Eve says: Not now dear, mommy's in a rage.

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: (To herself) Ruby get's it she get's me. If she were guy everything would be perfect. Elizabeth Wurtzel says: [to herself] Ruby get's it she get's me. If she were guy everything would be perfect.

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: [to Ruby] We'll be like this beautiful literary freaks. Being brilliant, and dark. Sexy. [both laugh] [to herself] Trouble is, I'm deadly serious .

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: You know, if you're going to suggest therapy, don't. I'm living proof it doesn't work.

Grandmother says: No one acts this way when they are not on drugs... Elizabeth Wurtzel says: [interrupts] I fucking DO!

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: Boys never used to notice me before. I wasn't even on their list of alternatives.

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: Hemingway has his classic moment in "The Sun Also Rises" when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, "Gradually, then suddenly." That's how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you're gonna live. Elizabeth Wurtzel says: Hemingway has his classic moment in 'The Sun Also Rises' when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, 'Gradually, then suddenly.' That's how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you're gonna live.

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: Sometimes it feels like we're all living in a Prozac nation. The United States of Depression.

Clotilde de Marelle says: You're just one of them,after all.Just another selfish, brutal man.Just another thief. Clotilde de Marelle says: You're just one of them,after all.Just another selfish, brutal man. Just another thief. Clotilde de Marelle says: You're just one of them, after all. Just another selfish, brutal man. Just another thief.

Katrina Van Tassel says: I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.

Lucy says: God Bless.

Layla says: Can I have a hug then? Billy Brown says: Oh man. Come on. Can we just shake hands?

Layla says: I really like you. I'm gonna be really sad if you don't come back, unless you tell me. If you're not gonna come back, just tell me. Don't lie to me. Are you gonna come back or not? Billy Brown says: If you don't want me to go, I won't go, all right? I won't get a hot chocolate. We can just... Layla says: If you want a coffee, go get a coffee. Just come back.

Amanda Buckman says: Hi, I'm Amanda Buckman. Why are you dressed like that? Wednesday Addams says: : Like what? Amanda Buckman says: Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died? Wednesday Addams says: Wait.

Pugsley Addams says: [about to bury two people] Are they dead? Wednesday Addams says: Does it matter?

Rae says: You can take this off *holds the chain in both hands* Lazarus Woods says: Nawww...you ain't right kid Lazarus Woods says: Nawww...you ain't right kid.

Penelope Wilhern says: I felt the rush of a thousand heartbreaks.

Wednesday Addams says: I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

Jessica Wilhern says: No, you ran! It was you this time. Penelope Wilhern says: He just stood there, staring at me. No one's ever just stood there before.

Penelope Wilhern says: Once the Queen is dead, the King is useless. Johnny/Max says: What's that about? Penelope Wilhern says: I don't know. Maybe he's too depressed to fight. He really loved her, you know.

Penelope Wilhern says: I like myself the way I am!

Lilly says: Now that's a howl.

Elizabeth Wurtzel says: I slave* myself for you to go to Harvard so that you can come back looking like a ZOMBIE** *when she says slave she swallows her saliva. **while she says zombie she flexes her muscles and practised this form to show the audience she is a furious mother.

Clotilde says: I loved you when you had nothing.

Trixie says: Was that a ninja? Pops says: More like a nonja, terrible what passes for a ninja these days.

Katrina Van Tassel says: I have shed my tears for Brom... and yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked? Ichabod Crane says: No, but perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina. Katrina Van Tassel says: Why do you say that? Ichabod Crane says: Because you have bewitched me.

Rae says: (singing) You are my sunshine, my only sunshine/You make me happy, the skies are blue/You never know, dear, how much I love you/Please don't take my sunshine away. Rae says: [singing] You are my sunshine, my only sunshine/You make me happy, the skies are blue/You never know, dear, how much I love you/Please don't take my sunshine away.

Lazarus Woods says: (talking to Rae as he pulls her in a chain outside his house) I ain't gonna be moved on this. Right or wrong. Like Jesus said 'I'mma suffa you, I'MMA SUFFA YOU. Now, get your ass back in my house. Lazarus Woods says: [talking to Rae as he pulls her in a chain outside his house] I ain't gonna be moved on this. Right or wrong. Like Jesus said 'I'mma suffa you, I'MMA SUFFA YOU. Now, get your ass back in my house. Rae says: Or what?, or what?. (Spits in Lazarus' face) Rae says: Or what? Or what? [spits in Lazarus' face]

Lilly says: "Wow" what? Lilly says: 'Wow' what?

Auto Worker says: It's already noon, Rae. Do you think those shorts should still be on. Rae says: Well, they weren't, you could kiss my rebel coochie, faggot?.

Garth says: Wow. Lilly says: "Wow" what? Lilly says: 'Wow' what? Garth says: Your eyes. They're beautiful.

Lilly says: I told you I don't hunt.

Rae says: (last lines) See. We're okay?. Rae says: [last lines] See. We're okay?

Amanda Buckman says: Is that your bathing suit? Wednesday Addams says: Is that your overbite? Wednesday Addams says: Is that your overbite?

Gill says: I thought you had shorts on earlier. Gill says: I thought you had some shorts on earlier. Rae says: I got others.

Rae says: I'd better be on my way!. Rae says: I'd better be on my way!

Girl Scout says: Is this made from real lemons? Wednesday Addams says: Yes. Girl Scout says: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure theyÂ´re real lemons? Girl Scout says: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons? Gordon Craven says: WeÂ´ll, IÂ´ll tell you what. IÂ´ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal? Gordon Craven says: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal? Gordon Craven says: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Anna says: I just wanted to be loved.

Katrina Van Tassel says: Good-bye, Ichabod Crane. I curse the day you came to Sleepy Hollow.

Host says: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork and the stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned in to a baby Host says: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork and the stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned in to a baby. Pugsley Addams says: Our parent's are having a baby, too. Wednesday Addams says: They had sex.