Hey girl, I love you as much as my parachute pants are hitched high.

If I were Mitt Romney, I would pay T.H.I.S.M.U.C.H.M.O.N.E.Y. to get Ryan Gosling to recreate his performance from a Mormon talent show in 1991 at all of his campaign stops. Baby Goose, along with Sister Goose, sang and dance to “When a Man Loves a Woman” and “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” wearing outfits that would make MC Hammer proud. Now I’m imagining a Freaky Friday situation with Gosling and Hammer switching bodies — it could be called 2 Legit 2 Quit Knitting You This Sweater, Girl. I would watch that as many times as I’ve watched this video, which is approximately a lot.

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