Winston Churchill once said that Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.

But Churchill didn't have Pokémon Go.

Australia took to the polls on July 2nd to elect a new parliament. It's been over a week now and we're still without an official result.

In that time, the country has moved on. We've given up on life as we once knew it and joined the path toward Pokémon mastery. It's time our government did the same.

We're calling for the abolition of the traditional electoral system. To replace it, we're advocating for a new system of government based on much simpler mechanics.

If our plan goes forward, there will only be three political parties in Australia: Mystic, Instinct, and Valor. The governing party will be that which holds the most Gyms. And the office of Prime Minister will be awarded to whomever has the strongest Pokémon.

We believe the merits of our argument are self evident. If we get enough signatures, we're confident we can get this whole uprising sorted in less time than it takes the AEC to finish tallying the remaining votes.

So please, take the time to show your support. Because if it's not four years of Pikachu it'll be four years of Pauline. And nobody wants that.