Christian's worst nightmare: The Muppets!!! - 11-25-2011, 09:44 AM 11-25-2011, 09:44 AM



So while "never take a bath" hippie Jim Henson is in Hell, his evil creations live on. Skillfully masquerading as a movie for innocent children their latest "The Muppets" monstrosity is in reality a huge pedophilia sex fest.



Jim Henson's favorite pose? Gay fisting Kermit the frog!





God hates lazy hippies: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."





A huge pedophilia sex fest.

The creators of this movie are not even trying to hide their evil intentions. "



One of these Muppets has loud orgasms all the time. His name? "Animal", I kid you not. Nothing good can come from exposing children to big screen orgasms.



"Animal" during one of his many orgasms:





Planting the image that science is good and God is bad in our children's minds, anal probes are shown on the big screen to make the gay deathstyle appear as something normal.



Some lab Muppet during his anal probe:





The worst of them all? Miss Piggy! There isn't a moment that this slut isn't trying to seduce both people and animals into unmarried sex.



This is NOT a proper role model:





Miss Piggy, is clearly not a Christian lady: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"





Attacking the American dream!

The "story" of this pathetic excuse of a movie is that a real 1% American, Tex Richman, is trying to save our economy from the Chinese mafia by drilling for oil. The liberal eco-hippie Muppets are of course sabotaging him to promote gay love instead of working hard to earn an honest dollar.



Mocking the American way:







Taking your child's virginity!

There can be only one conclusion here. Jesus does not approve this! Already many incidents have been reported of adults and innocent children having sex while watching this movie. Copying Miss Piggy's slutty lifestyle and having orgasms like an animal. And what is Obama doing against this? Nothing! I rest my case.



I cannot even describe this:

When our prayers for Jim Henson's departure to Hell got answered, we all celebrated. But it seems we might have celebrated too soon. Jim Henson's children, too lazy to earn their own money, sold their souls and their father's Muppets to the worst of them all: Disney! And if you think Bert and Ernie's gay marriage was an insult to America, think again. No one beats Disney when it comes to destroying the souls of our innocent children!So while "never take a bath" hippie Jim Henson is in Hell, his evil creations live on. Skillfully masquerading as a movie for innocent children their latest "The Muppets" monstrosity is in reality a huge pedophilia sex fest.God hates lazy hippies:The creators of this movie are not even trying to hide their evil intentions. " With some adult humor, of course! " is what they tell everyone in interviews. Movies for children with adult humor, only Disney will sink this low.One of these Muppets has loud orgasms all the time. His name? "Animal", I kid you not. Nothing good can come from exposing children to big screen orgasms.Planting the image that science is good and God is bad in our children's minds, anal probes are shown on the big screen to make the gay deathstyle appear as something normal.The worst of them all? Miss Piggy! There isn't a moment that this slut isn't trying to seduce both people and animals into unmarried sex.Miss Piggy, is clearly not a Christian lady:The "story" of this pathetic excuse of a movie is that a real 1% American, Tex Richman, is trying to save our economy from the Chinese mafia by drilling for oil. The liberal eco-hippie Muppets are of course sabotaging him to promote gay love instead of working hard to earn an honest dollar.There can be only one conclusion here. Jesus doesapprove this! Already many incidents have been reported of adults and innocent children having sex while watching this movie. Copying Miss Piggy's slutty lifestyle and having orgasms like an animal. And what is Obama doing against this? Nothing! I rest my case.

Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!

GOD HATES SOCCER! To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell !

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