OMG, I am posting this late because I have been out of town for two weeks. Apparently USPS tried delivering this gift many times without success and couldn't leave it with the neighbors. So I came home to multiple slips all saying "final notice." I called USPS and scheduled a pickup today. I didn't realize the closest postal office was 30mins away. I don't have a car, so I biked there. The woman was closing shop when I got there and even though she was rude, she retrieved the package. SIGH!

I biked home with the package on my handlebars.

Came home and opened it immediately! WHAT CAN IT BE???

My SOUL. IT WAS MY SOUL.

THANK YOU SECRET SANTA! THANK YOU!