First, remember that you are destined to be together. It's a shame he's married, but that's just bad luck, and has nothing to do with why you want him. Like that time you were a toddler, and you chose blonde Barbie to play with, but then your friend chose brunette Barbie, and suddenly you realised you really wanted brunette Barbie all along! See? Just bad luck.

Second, reassure yourself that his wife doesn't understand him. She's a bitch. She's psycho. And they're not in love. It's just a marriage of convenience. They were in love once, but then she changed, or he changed, or maybe he was never really in love with her at all in the first place – he just married her because that was the right thing to do.

"Remember that you two are destined to be together". Credit:Stocksy

Remind yourself, too, that it's OK to have sex with him because his wife won't have sex with him, and men need to have sex! I mean, she might not want to have sex with him because he's a complete prick to her but, hey, if she refuses to have sex with him then he has every right to get it elsewhere and she can't blame you for stepping in.

Third, he will absolutely leave his wife and you will walk off into the sunset together.