TL;DR: CoinSpice scours the Twittersphere to shine light upon the top crypto tweets of the week. Messari chart crime turns hilarious, and this time it’s from a repeat offender. Karbonbased kneecaps podcaster who so badly craves BTC maxmalists’ love. Crypto Twitter follows a pretty exact weekly formula. Maxis can’t meme, and Luke Dash, Jr. waxes about pets as food.

Tweets of the Week #6 Messari Chart Crime

He’s baaaaaaaaaaaack. Social media hitman Zack Voell, infamous for his lobbying of Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey to censor the @Bitcoin account, once again demonstrated the objectivity of cryptocurrency “research” from his patron, Messari. It’s a textbook misunderstanding of Cartesian coordinates and a glaring example of cherrypicking. Breathtaking, really.

Bitcoin Cash versus Lightning One year of comparative network activity seems to show one scaling solution growing significantly faster than the other. (Obviously the comparison is imperfect, but these data are still telling.) https://t.co/FC8sb2GH98 pic.twitter.com/3U63MsEbsi — Zack Voell (@zackvoell) September 6, 2019

Answers came fast. YouTuber Collin Enstad responded:

CoinSpice’s own Peter Ryan put a finer point on it:

Bitcoin Cash versus Lightning YTD of comparative network activity seems to show one scaling solution growing significantly faster than the other. (Obviously, the comparison is imperfect, but these data are still telling.) https://t.co/Uvf5z2WoBW pic.twitter.com/qzjFdYkPSC — Peter [] Ryan (@_PeterRyan) September 7, 2019

#5 Life Comes at You Hard

#4 Pretty Much Sums it Up

On Cryptotwitter this week/every week; 🤣 – @APompliano says Bitcoin still isn’t dead, wants to know your best article.

– @mdudas tweets news, picks fights, apologizes.

– @MrMichaelNye misses flight, buys Bitcoin ,reminds us he is still sober.

– @cz_binance launches new things. — Ran NeuNer (@cryptomanran) September 2, 2019

#3 Vitalik Buterin, Toxic Troll

This will surprise absolutely no one but: pic.twitter.com/bJPR2MRC7j — Vitalik Non-giver of Ether (@VitalikButerin) September 4, 2019

#2 Market Signal

The quality of this tweet seems a market signal to me …https://t.co/woxmWQ7AlW — HostFat (@HostFat) September 5, 2019

#1 Trust, Don’t Verify

Who would you trust your girlfriend or wife with? This is why I trust Bitcoin Core. pic.twitter.com/uBPMACZM2j — ⚡☢️Reformed Bitcoiner☢️⚡ (ERC-20 Samson) (@ReformedBTC) September 5, 2019

#0 Presented Without Comment

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