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Rat: I don't get it. We teach every kindergarten student to share and yet somehow everyone grows up to be a selfish @#$@. Goat; So what do you recommend? Rat: That we teach every kid to be a selfish @#$@# and hope for the best. Goat: It's a wonder you're not in education. Rat: 'Day 1... How to fight for sandbox supremacy.'