The sun had risen after ‘The Long Night’, the epic battle for Winterfell was over, and a solid third of everyone in the North was dead, so you’d think that this episode would be a little bit of a breather — for the characters and for everyone watching. And it was, for a bit. Dany, Sam, Sansa, and pretty much everybody else needed time to grieve and strategize, and then of course start the long trip down South.

But first, a good old fashion “we narrowly prevented the apocalypse” party.

They deserved it.

As per usual, Tormund and Jon’s bromance was adorable.

Jon and Tormund have the most realistic friendship in GoT bc Tormund was like "I ain't even fuck with this dude at first but this short mufucka real as hell" and then Jon was like "aye bruh watch my dog for me. I don't know when I'll be back or if I'll be back" — Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... (@DragonflyJonez) May 6, 2019

And Brienne shot him down, AGAIN.

Whenever I watch GoT most of it is just me yelling “YOU’RE TOO GOOD FOR HER SHE DOESN’T DESERVE YOU” at Tormund. He even CRIED THIS TIME. Never before have I wanted to console and protect a grown ass man the way I want to console and protect Tormund Giantsbane.

Tormund Giantsbane crying over Brienne of Tarth is the softest thing that's ever happened on #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/v54Aa3pUKQ — Arjun Pa (@arjunpa_) May 6, 2019

wow let's all pray for Tormund during this difficult time — wikipedia brown-mormont (@eveewing) May 6, 2019

Dany spent the party stressing about her claim to the iron throne and told Jon he had to keep his true identity a secret — so he immediately told Sansa and Arya.

daenerys: promise you won’t tell anyone



jon: i promise



[5 minutes later]



jon, to 8 different people: pic.twitter.com/ap8npnK9TN — rudy (@rudy_mustang) May 6, 2019

And he told them they couldn’t tell anyone his true identity — so Sansa immediately told Tyrion.

Gendry was made Lord of Storm’s End and really got into the party spirit, so he, uhh, proposed to Arya... and got swiftly turned down.

Yikes

the best parties are when you get fuckin lorded as hell and ask someone to marry you, that’s what i always say. i have always said that — audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) May 6, 2019

Arya been telling Gendry she isn’t a lady for years. LOLOL — Bria Celest (@55mmbae) May 6, 2019

Brienne and Jaime got wasted playing a drinking game with Tyrion, who correctly guessed that Brienne was still a virgin and made everything super awkward. But hey — at least it ended with JAIME AND BRIENNE ACTUALLY HOOKING UP.

oh sure, you can give us Arya side boob but we don’t get to watch Jamie and Brienne bone? bullshit — ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) May 6, 2019

Oh, and in case you missed it, someone left their coffee cup on the table. So I guess Starbucks is canon now.

my favorite show in the entire world forgot a STARBUCKS COFFEE CUP ON THE TABLE WHILE FILMING pic.twitter.com/60z3pOCfg9 — zane (@zane) May 6, 2019

that starbucks cup is part of sansa's master plan to take down dany i'm calling it rn #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/ZDi7nEQ5tB — Sonya Desai (@SonyaDesai) May 6, 2019

Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains, and Drinker of Pumpkin Spice pic.twitter.com/BOPdolRhXz — Ira Madison III (@ira) May 6, 2019

The trip to King’s Landing was cut short when Euron Greyjoy came out of nowhere and shot Rhaegal out of the fuckin’ sky.

Can we put the dragon in some fucken armor — Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) May 6, 2019

And then proceeded to absolutely DESTROY all of Dany and Jon’s ships, sending everyone into the water. Thankfully they all washed up onto the shores of Dragonstone. Well, almost everyone.

Missandei was captured by Euron’s men and brought to King’s Landing, and Cersei could’ve just held her as a bargaining chip for later, but NO. SHE JUST HAD TO GO AND CUT MISSANDEI’S HEAD OFF.

Grey worm might take kings landing by himself next week — Patrick Mahomes II (@PatrickMahomes) May 6, 2019

SHE ALMOST MADE IT TO THE END. SHE ALMOST SURVIVED THE WHOLE THING. MISSANDEI AND GREYWORM WERE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL LIFE TOGETHER. THANK YOU FOR ONCE AGAIN SHATTERING MY HEART, GAME OF THRONES.