SPPEED KINGS: AMD VERSIS PENTIUM



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BY JEFF K!!!!!!

helo! Before i have wrote about which is bettar:

Sound Balastar Live!! or Diamond Monstar

VOODOO or TMT

and now i will write about which is bettar: AMD vs Pentium!

ok, so for the computars I have a Pentium 3 5000 that my mom has at her work. she Uses it to store filez and pictares of accedent victims on it but SHE WONT LET ME SEE THEM because they are for the state. anyway one day she was at a meeting so I was abel to use her computar and run some benchmarks, here it is:

PENTIRUM 3 5000

132 K RAM

NUMBAR 9 VIDEO CARD

JOYSTICK

MOUSE

KEYBOARED

33 INCH MONITAR

her computar is very fast an can download the intarnet fast. this WAS computar #1. COmputar #2 was the computar my FAGot DAD bought. it is a AMD and he got it from Compusa. they are fags there and dont know what theyer doing!!! i wen t ther and asked for more ram to run TUROK TEh DINOSORE HUNTAR and the jerk behind then countar said "what kind of computar do u have/??" and i said "I have a Intell 277" and he sayd i didnt have that and he didnt have ram for me 0- WHAT AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE I BOUGHT SOME ON EBAY!!!!!!!!! here are the stats on my dads computar

AMD AMD 7K

It HAS NO RAM, IT USES RAMBUS

MOTHARBOARED

RAGE FURRY MAX

KEYBOARED

MOUSE

NO JOYSTICK

I DONT KNOW WHAT SIZE THE MONITAR IS

oh yeah, they both have cd drives for youre music and AOL (American ONLINE).

HERE IS MY COMPUSA COMIC I DREW!!!!!!!!!!!!1 BY JEFF K!!!!!!!!!

STARTING TESTS:::

ok, i started by trying to install "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLONAIRE" on both teh computars. it worked on the Pentium but not AMD!!!!! i could palay it on the pentium but the AMD sayd "Illegal oparation error" when I rann!!! this is because AMD canot make a good chip and they are going BROAK. they should be shut down by the govermant like CYRIX

next I picked up the computars to see witch is heavyer. the better chip is lighter because it has more transistors. AMD make their chips on a 17 inch die and PENTIUM makes theires on a 21 inch die (in inches). PENTIUM put more transistors on theires because it was very lighter. AMD has engineers who are very lame and make it heavy because they canot program and proably use PASCAL!!! for there chip! i could not even carrie the amd across the room because they made teh plug to the wall hard to pull out and then my cat atacked me because i was throwing matches at it b4

next i got "Goofy Golf" to load on the copmutars. i got it for both because i made an illegal war3z copy on my CD!!! i used a crack to fiX0r the system driver and now i can install it on both computars!!! i got the hack on my chat channal, KEYWORD: HAX0R and i met a sexy woman who is a suparmodel - - - I WILL GO VISIT HER SOMEDAY AND HAEV SEX WITH HER BUT I NEED TO GET MY MOM TO BUY ME PLANE TICKETSS MAYBE FOR MY BIRTHDAY!! Goofy golf ran fastar on the PENTIUM because PENTIUM has MX techiconology (like the missle) and AMD has nothing to speeds up the grafix because it uses CASH PIPELINS to transfar data to the hardd drive. this may sound complex to u, but here's an easy way to remmembar (it is CALled an analogy):

AMD IS LIKEA ZOO WITH THE GATE OPEN, TEH BEARS CAN COME OUT BUT THE ZOOKEEPAR HAS TO STAY IN FOR THE CHEETAHS

PENTIUM IS LIKE A RACE TRACK BECAUSE THE CARS CAN GO FASTAR AND THE GUY WHO STARTS THE RACE CAN LEAVE

this may help u think of how the chips work. now u KNOW that PENTIUM makes a fastar computar. and AMD is a computar for loosers!!!!!!!

SUMARY:

dont buy an AMD because it is slower an more4 expensive and slower and u cannot palay any of ur games on it because it uses a bad version of windows. you should buy a PENTIUM because you can download the intarnet fastar and it si optimized for the intarnet (I saw that on a commerical, u can only get to special places on PENTIum) and u can run windows fastar and the cdrom is fastar and AOL. DO not go to compuSA too be cause they dont know anythiong and probably sit in there back room masturbating to pictures of TELETUBBYS HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DISCUSS THIS ARTICAL IN MY FORAMS!

-JEFF K. (aka |<R3/\/\! 311\</4)