Alright, Alright, Alright Johnny Utah’s! I figured I’ll respond to my friends at Johnny Utah’s in an attempt to set the record straight between us since people like Ria & Robbie still need places to drink in this Godforsaken city.

The Basement Enigma You are correct guys- you are located in a basement! Yet I’d hate to break it to you guys, basement windows sure do exist! My very own home has windows in the basement along with a great bar like Down the Hatch! Granted the only views you’re catching are people’s feet so I hope you’re a sneaker head, but they’re windows nonetheless. If you still don’t believe me Home Depot has a few basement window options that you can check out here. Now in the case of a nuclear bomb shelter like yourself…True story there are no windows.

The Burger I guess I accept your apology for me not liking it? But if that was 7 oz. of Burger & only 2 oz. of Pulled Pork than I’m the Queen of England.

The Fries Listen fellas, I’m just a fat kid from the Northeast that loves him some Burgers, Beer, and more. I am not in anyway ‘WESTERN’. Nor do I claim to be some sort of food expert. I didn’t go to culinary school and I (regrettably) don’t have frosted tips. I’m there to have fun, eat some grub, drink a few cold ones, and try to make people laugh in the process… So back to my original point when I see red spices on french fries I automatically think Old Bay Seasoning thanks to places like Philly, Maryland, and AC. And it’s not like Paprika & Cayenne Pepper aren’t 2 of the main ingredients in Old Bay! That would be crazy!

