Braden Holtby (Caps Outsider)

First,

Neuvy, Neuvy stepped on a puck,

Neuvy, Neuvy had some bad luck,

All the Caps’ doctors agreed

He should be observed

So, Neuvy was put on injured reserve.

Then,

Holtby, Holtby got bombarded in net,

Holbty, Holtby got really upset,

All the Caps’ coaches tried

His psyche to mend

They’re still trying to put Holtby together again.

So,

Gruby, Gruby made a big splash,

Gruby, Gruby, soon, will be rolling in cash,

All the Caps’ coaches

And all the Caps’ fans

Are happy to have Gruby in goal

He’s the man!