Four days is a lot of time off for a baseball player. Heck, it’s a lot of time off for a majority of people. So with four days off in a row, what did the Minnesota Twins roster do with their time? We peeked in to see what everyone was up to.

Jose Berrios: Pushed around trucks in various Cleveland parking lots when not doing All-Star-related activities

Tyler Duffey: Hopped into an episode of The Simpsons to fulfill his contractual duties of playing Duff Man

Kyle Gibson: Spent some time writing replies to all the fan mail sent to him from TJ

Ryne Harper: Took a painting class so he can make art using the trajectory paths from the nasty curveballs he throws

Zack Littell: Flew to the Bahamas and back five times because he was at his limit for frequent flier miles

Trevor May: Played Fortnite, duh

Adalberto Mejia: Tried to do the math on how many scoreless innings he has to pitch in order to considerably lower his ERA

Mike Morin: Tried convincing fans that he was a baseball player with the Minnesota Twins

Matt Magill: Same as Morin

Blake Parker: Realizing that having a newborn means so little sleep and so many dirty diapers

Martin Perez: Studied up on how he actually improved this season

Michael Pineda: He was still standing out on the mound pitching since his pace is that of a snail

Taylor Rogers: Prepared a post-season rampage for not making it on the All-Star team this year

Jason Castro: Found a way how to get rid of all the wet blankets that were mailed to him last year (so mildew-y...)

Mitch Garver: Mailed some more wet blankets to Jason Castro

Ehire Adrianza: Tried to think of a way to get Gonzalez and Arraez off the team so he stays with the big-league club

Luis Arraez: Tried to think of a way to get Gonzalez or Adrianza off the team so he stays with the big-league club

Marwin Gonzalez: Sat around not knowing that Adrianza and Arraez are trying to kick him off the team

Jorge Polanco: Took in the All-Star Break knowing that he has a spot on the team

Miguel Sano: Watched the Home Run Derby, trying to figure out how to hit all those dingers

Nelson Cruz: Watched the Home Run Derby, reminiscing hitting all his famous dingers

Jonathan Schoop: Held a class for all your dads on how to pronounce his name correctly

Jake Cave: Tidied up his cave for Jakes before hosting a Jake-only party

Max Kepler: Sat in a dark room, sobbing about the All-Star snub

C.J. Cron: Sat in a dark room, sobbing about the “Best New Addition” snub

Jake Odorizzi: Frantically Googled “help with blisters”

Eddie Rosario: Walked around muttering “bombas” repeatedly

LaMonte Wade Jr.: Watched videos of Buxton crashing into walls to determine what not to do to get injured

Byron Buxton: Watched Wade Jr. watch videos of Buxton crashing into walls to determine what not to do to get injured

Willians Astudillo: Looked at himself in the mirror and tried to imitate that face he made when he was rounding third last year