Date: 1-2-2014

Due Date: 1-2-2015

Resolution: A friend on the Facebook posted this link The Worldwide Campaign To Knit Sweaters For Penguins it an organization looking for people to knit sweaters for penguins affected by an oil spill that took place down in New Zealand.

Some heartless bastard pointed out that the oil spill in question took place a few years ago and that these penguins may no longer be in need of these fancy man made clothes, but that's not going to stop me. Once I figure out how to knit I'm going to knit one sweater for Doug the Truck Penguin, then determine how many sweaters I can knit to donate to this organization for the next big disaster, because we all know the one thing we like more than burning through oil with our cars is dumping oil into the ocean with our boats!

Loophole: No matter what I own one sweater for Doug. I will set the number of sweaters I plan to knit at a later date once I learn how much time goes into knitting one.

Credit: Morgan Brayton for posting the link that inspired this.

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