In a treacherous blow to the personal freedoms of Americans and Capitalism itself the FDA is expected to ban the sale of caffeinated alcohol drinks as soon as next week. Yes, alcohol and caffeine, two perfectly legal and widely available substances will not be allowed to be sold together in one can. The move comes after in the midst of the Four Loko craze.



While the AP notes that "there is little known medical evidence that the drinks are less safe than other alcoholic drinks," public outcry over a few dumb college kids drinking too much Four Loko has lead to political grand standing and attention seeking outrage which apparently will win out.



