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Not for use in cutting classical-type documents.

How many barbarians have been sucked into an unknown dimension because they whacked a scroll with an axe? How many pirates have been forced to give up a share of gold simply because they couldn't divide a rolled-up map? How many wizards have lamented and weeped/wept/woped because they were unable to put an end to the accursed scroll that possessed their friend? THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY!!!!

With a WEN Scroll Saw, wizard, barbarian and pirate alike can finally saw through a scroll with ease. But that's not all! A WEN Scroll Saw can also cut through words up to 1.9 inches thick, and the 16-inch throat depth allows for the manipulation of larger work pieces too! With 400 to 1600 strokes per minute, this WEN Scroll Saw can help you make a table, or cabinet, or piano, or crystal ball holder, or a brand new scroll rack, or a vampire shack for all your accursed friends who had the misfortune to fall victim to the scroll!

FYI, don't let the vampires near the crystal ball. That always ends poorly.

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