TAAAAAAAAAAAAARD TARD TARD TARD TARDTARDTARDTARDTARD TAAAAAARD. I put something like "I'm quite a fan of Tard" in my description, and my gifter delivered in a big way. (Or actually in a snug way, I guess, but we'll get to that.) ....GRUMPYGRUMPYGRUMPY GRUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMPY CAT.

ahem I've looked for good Tard t-shirts. I have found none as glorious as this. 'Tis a bit snug, but I've never been shy about showing off my glorious guns. I'm basically the white Dwayne Johnson. If not more buff.

Anyway, I have an unhealthy obsession with this wonderful cat, and we tend to have similar expressions when life is thrust upon us. I thank my gifter for being insanely glorious. Long live my gifter. Long live Christmas. Long Live Tard.