Through an interesting turn of events that involved getting blazed with Calcryx, a trash monster, Meepo, several gnomes, and various other NPCs, I was able to trade the skeleton whistle thing (that our drunkard found) for Yusdrayl. My character is a bisexual Tiefling sorceress then claimed Yusdrayl as her "Small Wife". It's great because in our campaign, she's a high priestess, and my character Andlat is a sage. Small Wife rides on Andlat's head, holding onto her horns like a child on a swing, and if that's not the cutest draconic gay couple ever, you're wrong.