What the fuck is the Internet? is a tape and stack machine by JayCampbell inspired by Jason Mewes' obscene rap in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.





Instruction Set

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Hello, World!

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Compilers

jay2ruby.rb compiles the noinch-noinches into runnable Ruby.

bob2jay.rb compiles a simpler token language to feed into jay2ruby. It was used on hello.bob to create the hello.jay example program.

For a quick proof of Turing Completeness, use bf2jay.rb to convert a brainfuck program into noinch-noinches. Note that neither cells nor the tape wrap.

To Do