What you say: “I hate this group.”

What you mean: “I really DO mean what I say, but I’m going to pull a IT’S JUST A PRANK BRO/I WAS ONLY PRETENDING to cover my ass because I know you’re right and I know I’m being called out for legitimate reasons but I’m too much of a stupid selfish asshole to care about anything except myself and I will use whatever moronic excuse I can pull out of my ass to make me look like a helpless victim and make you look like the bad guy because everyone on this website is a gullible fucking moron who will swallow any bullshit I feed them.”