I made this soundboard out of Austin Walker quotes because Gita Jackson suggested it. I had real things to do today, but instead I spent several hours clipping crowdsourced sound data and putting it into this thing.

Huge thanks to everyone who helped with sourcing the audio! You know who you are! I hope you do because I didn't write it down. Thanks for all your help.

@Mike_Caron helpfully pointed out on Twitter that this works on iOS if your ringer is on and you "full screen" the soundboard. It worked for me!