CrystalShark Sat 28-Sep-19 23:13:41

TMI coming up, but the thread calls for it...



If it’s a wee I just wipe middle to front, a poo (which usually follows a wee) I wipe middle to front for the wee and then wipe the back. Just where the back is...



Like, I feel as though the ‘front to back’ advice is for people who don’t really aim their wiping very carefully, so it’s just a catch-all in case you really do just wipe from one end to the other regardless of what you’ve just been to the toilet for. And it’s simple for little kids to understand. But as an adult, I’m able to be targeted enough that if it’s just a wee the paper doesn’t go anywhere near my bum, and if it’s a poo I can wipe my bum without dragging any of the paper/poo to anywhere else.



I can’t be the only one!?