All travelers get lost, and we are all travelers, my friend.

Maybe you wanted to find David Hatfield’s website, or his book of malaphors.

Or perhaps you fancy the oft hilarious subreddit of user-submitted malaphors.

Did you think this site was going to tell you something about the creator of the word “malaphor,” Mr. Lawrence Harrison?

Would you want to watch a fun video on all the crazy types of language misuse?

If you found your intended destination above, then we are glad we could help you reach it.

But if you like tabletop games, you’re in luck. We’re creating unexpected combinations to delight our community, and you’re invited to join in the fun.