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Jr. MemberActivity: 174Merit: 6 ANN{Upcoming TGE) CRUD^16 aka CRUD June 11, 2018, 06:49:38 PM

Last edit: September 08, 2018, 01:26:40 PM by 2342q6tegw Merited by paxmao (2) #1 Announcing CRUD16** Token

The main TGE

https://wizard.oracles.org/invest?addr=0x76a8CF5d34159F909a1969902cF17A7F0e67d2E5&networkID=3





The Team



http://tiffzhang.com/start



Whitepaper



ETH ONLY. Private Placements now closed



However will add some links here for those who insist (you should use escrow, contact to discuss)



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[ Fund My Lifestyle

] Okay, so Im being a bit of a cheeky money here, but it is an apt description of my attempts to get anywhere in life. It takes money to make money, is a trite but true saying, so Im just going to print (Crypto) "Money"



This a token that does not actually do anything, though you can burn it at the adress below of course.



0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000





Borrowing against my future



Well if the banks can mortgage our collective futures, through the credit system then force the government to print money to back up there 1s and 0s then tax us to hell to pay for the banks credit, why cant we just do it ourselves and cut out the banks? In fact Im going one step further, since I will be using hexadecimal strings not binary!



How am I borrowing against my future?





I will be accepting the tokens, that I have issued for ETH as payment for my services (1 CRUD = 1 hour labor). As, a bonus I will also provide a lot of pictures of all the nice things, I buy with your crypto so you get to live vicariously via photograph, this is all Im promising you. This is not an investment



10% will be reserved as first round bonus.



[ b]Poorly labelled graphs, that look pretty cool go here ][/b] (Can we add Lambo on top of graph?) -Ed



THis is what I would be spending the money on roughly.

THis is what I would be spending the money on roughly.

In pointy, badly labelled graphs we trust!





(Obligatory Fast Cars in space images go here)



https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fqwwctmc70ruy.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fethtrader%2Fcomments%2F68hkhy%2Flamboing_on_the_moon_have_fun_and_be_careful%2F&docid=JedhWWhbnRSw8M&tbnid=pKsd_mrcHK7OJM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwiRmYDnoMzbAhUPPsAKHYxmAAcQMwhBKAAwAA..i&w=1024&h=759&hl=en-GB&bih=675&biw=1364&q=lambo%20moon&ved=0ahUKEwiRmYDnoMzbAhUPPsAKHYxmAAcQMwhBKAAwAA&iact=mrc&uact=8



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https://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi2.wp.com%2Fbitnewsbot.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F12%2Fforget-moon-and-lambo-were-going-to-mars-with-tesla.jpg%3Ffit%3D600%252C324%26ssl%3D1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fbitnewsbot.com%2Fforget-moon-and-lambo-were-going-to-mars-with-tesla%2F&docid=kD5_JWCyzBBCuM&tbnid=-QKSvarLjllOLM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwiRmYDnoMzbAhUPPsAKHYxmAAcQMwhiKAswCw..i&w=600&h=324&hl=en-GB&bih=675&biw=1364&q=lambo%20moon&ved=0ahUKEwiRmYDnoMzbAhUPPsAKHYxmAAcQMwhiKAswCw&iact=mrc&uact=8



[ b]FAQ[/b]

When Moon?



After Orbit, Before Mars



Can I Hodl?



Yes, but it would be entirely pointless, your supposed to use the tokens (This is not an investment)



How can I use the tokens?



Just send the tokens to odd Job Bob at the address below, who will d an odd job for you (max 1 Hour) nothing illegal/immoral/perverted



0xB0B9Be8671971064905d13A9D46f941B0313D1fC



What sort of job?



All sorts. Skype/Whatsapp consults, Website buildingetc.



Can we trade them between ourselves?



Well they are ERC20 tokens, so I suppose you can.



Wont you just keep the tokens and issue them again for more ETH?



(*Suspicious Silence*)



Are you an idiot?



Idiot... savant thank you very much (I was tested)



Why didnt I see the first 15 versions?



This is the first.



Then, why does it say 16?



Because there are 11 kinds of people those who get binary and those who dont.



I dont understand you, what are you saying?



Dont worry that is because I am very smart. Id have to be to make my own cryptocoin, right? I mean its not like any random person off the street could do that. Trust me, I am very smart



What is the point of this?



Stick it to the banks, Man!(Also I like how ETH can be exchanged for cash)



Dont you mean man or woman?



No, I seriously doubt there is an actual woman asking this question( No Waifu, and VR dont count, I dont care how lifelike they look.)



I live in my moms basement



Thats not really a question, but good to know



No, its the intro into what I want to ask is can you crypto-tokensie my good boy points, for me, so I can trade and mint them with all our bargain-basement gloriously bearded future lambo owners.



There are only two people gloriously bearded and I doubt you are that Brian or that Chuck.



Why would anyone buy this coin?



Because Blockchain? B-B-B-Blockchain! (Its decentralised)



Can I buy Lambo?



Yes, buy at your local toy store (Use fiat) you wont be making any money with this crypto, let alone cast die toy lambo money.



How do we know you wont stop accepting the coins and run away with the ETH?



I plead the fifth





I love the idea, but I hate how small the cap is most cryptos have a much larger pool. Can I arrnage for large amounts via a private crypto address.



Im sorry, like all prudent and cautious businessmen I only undertake large value monetary transactions in haphazardly chosen Dutch restroooms , ideally with a skeevy individual from the red light district occuping the adjacent stall. When are you next in Amsterdam?



What is your favourite lambo color?



Invisible pink unicorn(like the best crypto)



What crypto you like best?



Unobtainable ones.





Wuy u FUD?



Why you want to buy CRUD tokens?





Are you just salty-no coiner?



No, I am hodling some Eth and will probably buy NEO and some others with a portion of the proceeds if this somehow gets funded.



Why you holding, if you hate crypto?



I am a masochist.



I sent too much coin, due to eating hostess cake at the same time



Hahaha Id say SFYL but Im not.



Can, I get a refund.



NO! If that was an important feature you should have used some kind of reversible transaction issued by a central authority, rather than crypto. Id say SFYL but Im not sorry.



Why you no sorry for our loss, I had my rent in crypto?



Im also a sadist.



What do you think is the best thing one could do with crypto?



Bend over and shove your private key where the sun doesnt shine(I may well if this gets funded, I think we best end this q+a now, you dont want to know any more)



**(Completely Redundant Useless Digits^16) Token also they are well... crud

(It Means CRAP)



ETH ONLY. Private Placements now closedHowever will add some links here for those who insist (you should use escrow, contact to discuss)BTCDASHDodgeETCLTCZECImages kindly hosted by https://pasteboard.co Okay, so Im being a bit of a cheeky money here, but it is an apt description of my attempts to get anywhere in life. It takes money to make money, is a trite but true saying, so Im just going to print (Crypto) "Money"This a token that does not actually do anything, though you can burn it at the adress below of course.Well if the banks can mortgage our collective futures, through the credit system then force the government to print money to back up there 1s and 0s then tax us to hell to pay for the banks credit, why cant we just do it ourselves and cut out the banks? In fact Im going one step further, since I will be using hexadecimal strings not binary!I will be accepting the tokens, that I have issued for ETH as payment for my services (1 CRUD = 1 hour labor). As, a bonus I will also provide a lot of pictures of all the nice things, I buy with your crypto so you get to live vicariously via photograph, this is all Im promising you. This is not an investment10% will be reserved as first round bonus.In pointy, badly labelled graphs we trust!(Obligatory Fast Cars in space images go here)After Orbit, Before MarsYes, but it would be entirely pointless, your supposed to use the tokens (This is not an investment)Just send the tokens to odd Job Bob at the address below, who will d an odd job for you (max 1 Hour) nothing illegal/immoral/pervertedWhat sort of job?All sorts. Skype/Whatsapp consults, Website buildingetc.Well they are ERC20 tokens, so I suppose you can.(*Suspicious Silence*)Idiot... savant thank you very much (I was tested)This is the first.Because there are 11 kinds of people those who get binary and those who dont.Dont worry that is because I am very smart. Id have to be to make my own cryptocoin, right? I mean its not like any random person off the street could do that. Trust me, I am very smartStick it to the banks, Man!(Also I like how ETH can be exchanged for cash)No, I seriously doubt there is an actual woman asking this question( No Waifu, and VR dont count, I dont care how lifelike they look.)Thats not really a question, but good to knowThere are only two people gloriously bearded and I doubt you are that Brian or that Chuck.Because Blockchain? B-B-B-Blockchain! (Its decentralised)Yes, buy at your local toy store (Use fiat) you wont be making any money with this crypto, let alone cast die toy lambo money.I plead the fifthIm sorry, like all prudent and cautious businessmen I only undertake large value monetary transactions in haphazardly chosen Dutch restroooms , ideally with a skeevy individual from the red light district occuping the adjacent stall. When are you next in Amsterdam?Invisible pink unicorn(like the best crypto)Unobtainable ones.Why you want to buy CRUD tokens?No, I am hodling some Eth and will probably buy NEO and some others with a portion of the proceeds if this somehow gets funded.I am a masochist.Hahaha Id say SFYL but Im not.NO! If that was an important feature you should have used some kind of reversible transaction issued by a central authority, rather than crypto. Id say SFYL but Im not sorry.Im also a sadist.Bend over and shove your private key where the sun doesnt shine(I may well if this gets funded, I think we best end this q+a now, you dont want to know any more)**(Completely Redundant Useless Digits^16) Token also they are well... crud(It Means CRAP)