What’s hot and what’s not in fashion this week

From Martha Stewart to Lassie: this week’s fashion trends

Going up

Martine Rose FC Fans of her football shirt include Neneh Cherry, Héctor Bellerín and Col3trane on the cover of Arena Homme +.

Virtue signetting Signet rings have more punch than cocktail rings: see Astley Clarke’s.

@MarthaStewart48 The doyenne of all things festive does top Instagram. Blurry, off-brand and fascinating.

The halo effect Aura is the hot trend on Instagram. Hypnotic.

Crumpet lobster toast As served by Yotam Ottolenghi at Rovi, and name-dropped by, er, the Beastie Boys in a recent interview.

Clean n lean Anya Hindmarch’s celebration of organisation had an in-store embosser (for labelling, natch).

Going down

Facebook Twitter Pinterest Nail it. Photograph: Getty Images

Nail art Nah. Minimalist marble nails are the nails of now. DIY by dabbing on polish with scrunched clingfilm.

Tampons Now Asos sells Mooncups, it’s even easier to use them.

Facebook Twitter Pinterest It’s time for mega hair.

Big hair Now you need mega hair, as seen at the Versace show in New York, and on Kim K. Try backcombing, and low-humidity conditions.

24/7 dressing Meghan Markle averaged 2.4 outfit changes a day on tour; Holly Willoughby recently appeared to change mid-show. #wardrobegoals

Lassie, go home Dogs are now more likely to be given human names. Most popular? Bella.

Micro-checked blazers Giving us Magic Eye syndrome, especially on “tired” mornings after Christmas parties.

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