Richard says: [narrating] God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that.

Richard says: If I were you, I'd get in that fuckin' car and I'd get out of here, man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got and come at me, cause I'm gonna fuckin' hit you all.

Richard says: They're all dead. I executed them.

Herbie says: Can I help you mate? Richard says: [shrugs] Sorry? Herbie says: [aggressively] What the fuck are you looking at? Richard says: [shouts] You, ya cunt!

DS Andy Andy Wainwright says: It's all right, Andy! It's just bolognaise!

Richard says: You know why people give kids drugs? So they can control their minds. 'Cause they're fucking weak-minded themselves.

Nicholas Angel says: Leslie Tiller was fucking murdered! DS Andy Cartwright says: Just like Tim Messenger? Nicholas Angel says: Yes! DS Andy Andy Wainwright says: George Merchant? DS Andy Cartwright says: And Eve Draper? DS Andy Andy Wainwright says: Martin Blower? Nicholas Angel says: No, actually. DS Andy Cartwright says: Really? Nicholas Angel says: 'Course he fucking was!

DS Andy Cartwright says: Everyone and their mums is packing round here. Nicholas Angel says: Really, like who? DS Andy Andy Wainwright says: Farmer. Nicholas Angel says: Who else? DS Andy Cartwright says: Farmer's mums.

Nicholas Angel says: You've got a mustache. DS Andy Andy Wainwright says: .......I know!

DS Andy Andy Wainwright says: Nice one, Doris. PC Doris Thatcher says: Nothing like a bit of girl on girl!

DS Andy Andy Wainwright says: Angel! Don't go being a twat now! Nicholas Angel says: I wouldn't give you the satisfaction!

DS Andy Andy Wainwright says: You want to be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village! DS Andy Andy Wainwright says: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.