Sane Human being: You can't ship every character in the Zootopia univ-Me: We can do it. I'm perverted, more perverted than all of you, extremely perverted. I can ship all those characters in Zootopia, even if i'm alone. You're either competent or actually have a social life. I'm pathetic. You can sit here and settle for platonic relationships. Yeah, do that.Sane person: You want to ship all those characters by yourself? Even the background characters? There's no way you can do that!Me: If I can't, then i'll just have canon couples. But if I win, I can have all the smut fics I want....I'm sorry. but I had to XD