Top 1/Bottom 1

Top 1:

Jack: Broken Star - Tyler Labine is a good start. A creepy looking vibe is good too. Allusions to Starry Eyes never hurt anything either. This one’s one to pay attention to.

Jake: The Row - Why not? Plenty of people will see and talk about The First Purge and Unfriended: Dark Web but it’s summer and I want some sorority murder debauchery.

Mark: Our House - This struck as the right balance of serious horror movie that won’t waste my time and suspension of disbelief. The smoke monsters look iffy at best, but you know what? Sometimes a man just wants to watch a haunted house movie that has a tenuous understanding of the underlying science it is based upon without getting all wrapped up in the rigamarole of carrying at all about the effects.

Bottom 1:

Jack: Sunset Society - This doesn’t look particularly interesting, and certainly doesn’t look funny enough or frankly even bad enough to get a chuckle out of with your buddies. RIP Lemmy, and know that this is not what you will remembered for.

Jake: Office Uprising - this looks fucking dumb and not funny. Boo.

Mark: Big Legend - I have articulated this many times in the past. Anyone can make an incredibly shitty movie. It takes almost no effort. Big Legend looks like people worked hard on it, and to their credit it looks like they almost got it to all click. Unfortunately I’m more disinterested by mediocrity than I am in out-and-out disasters.