I have the craziest story involving shuriken catapults.

I was playing v an ork army, and a trukk came a little too close to my guardians. I fired thief heavy weapon platform, I rolled a one, and then I fired my shuriken catapults. Turns out, I got a five with the cats and made the trukk hit a tree. The orks got out to assault... And... We all know what happens to Eldar in assault phases...