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What is the 2020 Dickening?

If the price of Bitcoin has not reached One Million Dollars by December 31st, 2020,

John McAfee has promised to eat his own dick on National Television.





Conversely, if Bitcoin is worth One Million Dollars by that day, most of the world is going to feel like dicks for not listening. A Dickening will be had no matter what.

December 31, 2020 is called The Dickening after The Halvening, an event in which miner rewards are cut in half.

How much will Bitcoin need to grow

for McAfee not to shrink?

Historic Precedent for Growth Needed?

Actually, yes! If we look at previous fractals, there are two precedents of Bitcoin experiencing the surges required for McAfee to stay in one piece.

The first occurs between January 2011 and June, 2011.

The second occurs between October, 2012 and December, 2013.

Granted, we haven't seen this sort of upward action for seven years. But there is logarithmic precedence for the sort of insane growth that McAfee predicts.

These fractal comparisons were created by the operator of dickening.com in October 2019 while the Bitcoin price rests at $8200. Barring a significant drop, both fractals allow for several months of side action. I am unaware of these sorts of comparisons previously being made elsewhere in relation to McAfee's prediction, which might not be so crazy and unprecedented afterall. You heard it here first.

The bet was made in 2017.

How does McAfee feel about BTC in 2019?

Double or Nothing?

"If it's less than 2 million dollars by the end of 2020, then mathematics itself is a flawed discipline." -John McAfee - October 18, 2019

McAfee Dickening Parties

Whether he wins or loses, thousands of Bitcoiners across the world will be celebrating the 2020 Dickening. Buenos Aires, Melbourne, Montreal, Paris, Athens, Dublin and dozens of other cities already have Dickening Parties planned.





"Gingerbread people"by iamcootis is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

The Official Dickening Gingerbread Cockie calls for blue M&M's and lemon zest to depict John McAfee's beautiful ocean blue eyes and patented blonde highlights. Please check back for more Dickening recipes as the date approaches.

How many bets has John McAfee ever lost?

Is it possible to eat your own dick?

A little known fact is that John McAfee became a yoga teacher after selling his software company. Speculation is that if John McAfee loses his bet, he will not need a knife and fork. Instead, the limber McAfee seems quite capable of demonstrating to a national TV audience the yoga pose, "downward dick eater."

Dick eating outsourced?

Mathematically Impossible?

Does Anyone Else Believe This?

"Between 3 and 7 million"

In this interview with Patrick Bet-David, John McAfee explains how he arrived at a $1,000,000 pricetag for bitcoin.

McAfee is Bullish. Would you eat bull penis?

Just the tip?



Original photo of John McAfee by Gage Skidmore

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