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"Those people online should be buying this corset and briefs

by Dolce & Gabbana and boots by Tom Ford!"

As you may have guessed, that quote didn't actually prevent anyone from criticizing the photo shoot. If anything, it made the photographs that much creepier, because it implied that Peter knew what he was doing was fucking weird. We suppose we can understand Stephanie wanting to share the spotlight with her equally impossibly attractive children, but man, there's a difference between "candid" and "lacing up your mother's thigh-high sex boots."

Also, you're not doing much to deflate those "mother-son appendage juggling" rumors with photos like these:

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If this isn't dirty, we're dirty for sharing it.

This is a photo of Peter and Stephanie enjoying a walk on the beach together, which looks a lot like a photo of Peter making out with his mom on the beach. When this admittedly private moment was made public, Peter went on Facebook to quickly deflect any accusations of incest by assuring us that everything was cool, because he's gay and is therefore not attracted to women. He might as well be squeezing his sister's breast, for all the satisfaction he's getting out of that trip to second base with his mother.

Scott E. Baird can be found gushing on Twitter about how Highlander 2 is the best film.

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