This is…

Yet another cover letter from another petty debtor

Another renter that needs to eat and keep his shelter

so please agree to let me be your little helper

Dear anonymous job poster,

I’d like to be your next wage slave poser

I ain’t no loafer, just do what I’m told, Sir

I’ll put my dreams on hold until I’m older

I’d like a nice job title if it’s possible

It will help fool fools to think I’m responsible

thought the truth is, like you, i’ll just be a tool

sittin at at a desk readin emails

I don’t wanna be that guy, but I’ll try

to live a lie, to get by and survive

cryin on the inside 9–5

wearin coats and ties when it’s hot outside

Your job sounds stupid, honestly

I don’t give a fuck about marketing

for your mother fuckin company

but I’ll do it to make some fuckin money

You made me retype every line separately

even though all the info was already

in my resume, references, and cv — -do you know know how fucking retarded that is???

I applied last month, you said stay in touch

can I get a Yes or No? I don’t ask for much

i mean what the fuck? enough’s enough

you sociopathic human resource cunts

Searchin Craigslist, Indeed.com, Linkedin

searchin endless lists for gigs n payment

most gig requirements are ass n tits

or kissing ass at a no pay internship

I have resourcefulness, no resources

don’t know what my next recourse is

but listen to this, human resource bitch

your internship can suck my dick

Read again to the beat!