( man )15 minutes !

That's 15 minutes, people !

( man )Get another micon that drum kit !

( Mickey Mouse )They almost ruinedeverything-- ha-ha.

How did somethinglike this happen-- ha-ha.

Wake up, wake up,you little prick-- ha-ha.

Who do you work for ?DreamWorks ?

Answer me-- ha-ha !

We don't workfor anybody.

Oh, boy, I sure believethat-- ha-ha.

You just tried to ruinDisney company's big night

for you own amusement,huh-- ha-ha.

What the hell didyou do to us ?!

Shut up !Ha-ha !

( announcer )And now, Disney Channel presents

The Jonas Brothers3D Concert Spectacular !

Live from Red Rocks Amphitheaterin Colorado !

( girls screaming )

Truly a night of magic

as we're set for the biggestconcert event of the year !

In about 10 minutesthe Jonas Brothers

are going to take the stagein what Disney is calling,

"The most pure and innocent rock event of the millennia."

Do we put the 3D glasseson now, Dada ?

Not yet, Kailee.

Everyone around the country

is tuning in to see Disney's latest kid pop stars.

Yeah, Jonas Brothersat Red Rocks.

We understandthe Jonas Brothers

are getting ready.

What's going on backstagemust be exciting !

You better starttalking-- ha-ha !

You better start talkingright now-- ha-ha !

We told you, we aren'tworking for another studio

and there isn't a plan tosabotage your big night !

We came on our own'cause our friend's

purity ring iskilling him !

You're lying !

I'll cut you up--ha, ha.

You see ?

We were right aboutthe purity rings !

A nice Christian symbol

can't be used forprofit gains !

We've all angered God !

You think God is incontrol here-- ha, ha.

I am in control !

I've beenin control since the '50s

in case you haven'tnoticed-- ha-ha.

You three faggotsare going onstage

and you three faggotsaren't gonna stop me !

Nobody is ruining thisevent-- ha-ha !

I have worked toolong and too hard to have

anybody fuck this up !

( Mickey on loudspeaker ) Where would you be without me, Jonas Brothers-- ha-ha !

Your music sucks and you know it-- ha-ha !

It's because you make littlegirls' gineys tickle.

And when littlegirls' gineys tickle,

I make money-- ha-ha.

And that's because little girls

are fucking stupid-- ha-ha.

And the purity rings make it okay

to do whatever I want-- ha-ha.

Even the Christians are toofucking stupid

to figure out I'm sellingsex to their daughters !

I've made billions off of Christian ignorance

for decades now-- ha-ha.

And do youknow why ?

Because Christians are retarded-- ha-ha.

( reverberating )They believe ina talking dead guy-- ha-ha.

Oh-- ha-ha.

Hello, folks !

( girls )Boo !

Now, now take it easy--ha-ha !

Here's the Jonas Brothers !

( all booing )

Come on, guys.

No stop !Bring them back here !

It's over, Mr. Mouse,everyone's tuning out.

No !

No, goddamn it, no !

( all booing )

Shut up !

Shut up !

Rarhghghggh !

( girls screaming )

That's it, girls.

No more Disney TVfor a while.

Tom, the Disney Jonas Brothers3D Television special

has failed,

costing the Disney companymillions,

and once again, Mickey ispissed off and throwing a fit.

Vengeance is mine.

You are all ants and I amyour destroyer-- ha-ha.

The Disney"purity ring" venture

will most likely now provea marketing bust

as Mickey returns toValhalla to slumber and feed.