Wow, first Cal wakes up to Skoll blood holding a bear creature. Now Vinnie wakes up to a strap on. None of the guys can wake up to pleasant things, can they? Although if Vinnie gave it a shot I'm sure it would be pleasantLet me guess what the other guys wake up to.Rabbit seductively whispers in his ear, "Wolfy, you remember when I said I wanted to learn how to drive?" Tyr's eyes widen, "What did you do?!" Rabbit tries to play it off, "Now before you look out the window-" Tyr jumps up, rush to the window. He is dumbfounded to see the back end of his car smashed through his neighbors wall. Rabbit rubs the back of his neck, "Now I know this looks bad... but... Did you know the R doesn't stand for Really Fast?"(I'm sorry if that's racist assuming Rabbit doesn't know how to drive. I just know if I was a smoke and had their way of traveling, I wouldn't have bothered to learn to drive)A groggy Rabbit hears Tyr whisper, "oh, shit he's gonna kill me!" Rabbit slowly opens and is horrified to see that Tyr has stepped on his favorite anime DVD. "Uhhh... Now Bunny calm down..." Rabbit lets out a horrific scream.Skoll wraps his arm around Cal pulls him in close. His morning wood poking Cal's ass, as he Rub's his thy. Cal grinds still asleep, "Tyr, that tickles," Skoll snarls he stands up, grabs a lighter from the night stand, and tears the recruitment poster (the one with Tyr on it) off the wall. He rips it to pieces then lights it on fire. As the pieces burn he notices Cal biting his lower lip while spreading his legs wide. In raged, he tosses the papers in the trash can, not noticing them still in flames. He grabs Cal's legs, pulling him to the foot of the bed. Cal jolts awake as Skoll pulls him into a kiss. Skoll grinds placing him self in between Cal's legs, "Let's fuck," out breather he complies, "Oh, yes!" They continue to make out as Skoll traces his fingers against Cal's hole. As he was fixing to penetrate, Cal see out of the corner of his eye the trash can lit a blase. He leaps up yelling, "FIRE!!!" Cal rushes to get something to put it out. Skoll slams his first into the mattress yelling, "DAMN IT!!! SO CLOSE!!!""Beryl!" say Hedwig, "Beryl get up!" rubbing his Hedwig points to a melting creature eating spoonfuls of himself while staring at them, smiling. Hedwig nervously asks , "Did you let him?" Beryl looks at her confused, "Uhhh... no..."I didn't want Beryl to be left out but I couldn't think of of anything Hedwig could do in bed that could freak someone outSo I just used the scariest thing I could think of. The mascot from The Little Baby's Ice Cream commercial. If anyone says I'm being to overly dramatic about a mascot. If your brave go to YouTube and watch the commercial but I am not responsible for any psychological damage that may occur.