A DRUNK has been jailed for trying to have sex - with a pile of LEAVES.

Michael Golsorkhi, 26, was spotted with his trousers down thrusting at the oak mulch in a Premier Inn car park.

3 Michael Golsorkhi has been jailed for eight weeks for trying to have sex with a pile of leaves outside a Premier Inn Credit: Cavendish Press

3 Golsorkhi was spotted performing the sex act outside this Premier Inn in Stockport, in sight of families Credit: Cavendish Press

He pulled up his underpants and scuttled away into bushes when staff spotted him and shouted at him.

Golsorkhi, who had also taken cannabis and cocaine, stayed in the bushes for ten minutes before sheepishly emerging when police arrived.

Yesterday, he was jailed for eight weeks.

Magistrate Edward Tasker told him: “Think about your life. Make sure you do go out and seek help. Unfortunately for you, it is you who have found yourself in this position.’’

The incident happened last month outside the Premier Inn in Stockport, Gtr Manchester, and in sight of families eating in a Beefeater pub next door.

IN SIGHT OF FAMILIES

In a court statement, one member of the hotel staff said: “We saw a white male with his trousers down and we could see his bum.

“There was nothing between me and this male, he was about a car length away from me and he appeared to be having sex.

"At one stage, I shouted to him, “What are you doing, you dirty b*****d?” and he then leapt up, pulled his trousers up and sat in the bushes.

"We rang the police and I kept shouting: ‘What are you doing? Clear off.’"

Mobile phone footage of Golsorkhi trying to have sex with the leaves was shown in Stockport magistrates court.

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Jobless Golsorkhi, from Hyde, Gtr Manchester, admitted outraging public decency and possessing cannabis.

He was also ordered to pay £122 in costs.

Defence lawyer Neville Warburton said: “This is no fault of anyone else except the defendant. As a result of embarrassment he has no desire to return to the Premier Inn.”

3 Golsorkhi admitted public decency and possession of cannabis at Stockport magistrates court Credit: Cavendish Press

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