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Rockstar Games released the first gameplay trailer for Grand Theft Auto 5 today (scroll down for that), teasing new landscapes and vehicles in which to be a total idiot.

Here are just a few of elements we’re most looking forward to experiencing come the September 17 release date.

1. Perfecting the art of the ‘jet ski-by’.

2. Finding new and inventive ways to kill oneself using this mountain.


3. Getting completely distracted in this mission by picking off hot dog vendors.

4. Working out what the hell is going on here.

5. Base jumping into every mission even when there’s a perfectly viable street entrance.

6. Enjoying lens flare while flying far too much.

7. Panning right to appreciate the scenery.

8. Seeing just how much GTA 5 cribs from The Sopranos.

9. Breaching every last window on the map.

10. Getting high and being the worst pedestrian possible.

11. Customising our car so it in no way draws unwanted attention.

12. Incorporating Grove Street colours at every opportunity.

13. Hunting.

14. Finding out if this sign can be used as a melee weapon.

15. Getting in the midst of this mission.

16. Wasting too much time with cycling challenges.

17. Wasting too much time with tennis challenges.

18. Wasting too much time with golf challenges (and inevitably taking your frustrations out on the caddie).

19. Actually being able to meticulously plan missions.

20. And then carrying out heists (the one on GTA IV was great).

21. Becoming a Los Santos real estate king (nice cursor by the way).

22. Carving out a career as a frogman.

23. And flagging down your friends in a jump-jet.


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