So here's the thing:

I play videogames on Television, I lost 90 lbs then wrote a blog (and then made a film) about the experience called "How to Lose Weight in 4 Easy Steps", and I got gray hair when I was 14. I'm a weird nerd who wears stupid clothing, reads a lot of books, and sucks at talking to girls. I like the cut of your jib. Let's be friends, eh?