WoWzers: A 15-button mouse for World of Warcraft will eliminate the need to use a keyboard to escape into a magical fantasy world where orcs and purple-skinned freaks frolic among one another freely and occasionally kill each other.

This mouse looks like an ergonomic nightmare, but we all know how much WoW players want to move as little as possible to make their fantasies seem more real. Besides, this will free up one hand for the Cheetos bag.

Shipping Nov. 13, the $100 WoW mouse is available for pre-order at its manufacturer SteelSeries' website.

Product Page [SteelSeries via CrunchGear]