Life used to be different, the crazy was hidden and people were manageable. But that all changed when the 2016 election started. Remember the good ‘ol days of 2014? Ah, such peace of mind and innocence. Here are 9 things that weren’t things before Trump 2016 was a thing:

1. My mom always told me not to judge a book by its cover, but then someone in a Trump t-shirt walked by and she said forget anything I ever told you

2. Asia used to have a country called ‘China’, but now there is only ‘Jina’ and many illiterate children

3. People used to support POWs and veterans with PTSD, but now people support a candidate that says “it’s a POWs fault for getting caught” and “veterans with PTSD just couldn’t handle it” #notokay

4. The crazies were hidden among us and naiviety was great, but now the crazies are making themselves known

5. Men use to wear toupées, but now they wear bleached dead animals on their heads

6. Fencing companies used to be an actual business, but now there is only one man for that job: “nobody builds walls better than me”

7. The election used to be a serious race between two qualified candidates, but now it’s a reality TV show where people text their votes in

8. It used to just be ‘body shaming’, but now it’s female-shaming

9. We used to be a melting pot society, but now we are Germany…in the 1930s…





And in case you missed it, check out Alec Baldwin from SNL’s opening skit this past weekend!

Until next time,

xOx