Wow, super cool. Thank you kind redditor. I shall cherish this gift always.

Seriously though, I was giddy with anticipation when I saw this package at my door. The "man crate" is pretty neat too, I got to pry open a mysterious wooden box! And it was packed with cool stuff. What seems to be a very decent machete, an anglehead flashlight, gorilla tape, spam (eww... I hope it never needs to be opened), a first aid kit and Max Brooks' "Zombie Survival Guide" (which I've not read yet). Bring on the zombies (not really though...)

I love it. Above and beyond, thanks again!

What a cool thing redditgifts is. I hope my gift is as well received, I enjoyed putting it all together (though my budget was not as generous). Arbitrary Day!