The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call… Heyyyyy campers! Buster, what are you doing with mother's rape-horn? You were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn't kick, and you couldn't run, you know? You were just a turd. Touché, Pandora. Yeah, like anyone would want to R her. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. I'm gonna go get sexy. Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken! ps This one really cracks me up for some reason.

Friday night. Don't worry, these young beauties have been nowhere near the bananas. I'm foolish and I'm funny and I'm needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I'm not needy? 'Cause I feel needy sometimes. I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mother tells you! A trick is something a whore does for money… or cocaine. Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold!

You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? A million ****ing diamonds! This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence. You burn down the storage unit? Oh, most definitely. ♪♪ It ain't easy being white. It ain't easy being brown. ♪♪ If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. [earlier] I don't care for Gob.

Oh, COME ON! Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we? There's a girl in my soup! I need a fake passport, preferably to France…I like the way they think. Heart attack never stopped old big bear! You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.

What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'm a monster!! I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. Speaking of settling, How's Ann?

It's a wonderful restaurant! Up yours, granny! You couldn't handle it! I never thought I'd miss a hand so much! I hear the jury's still out on science. Hey, it was one night of wild passion! And yet you didn't notice her body? I like to look in the mirror.

They frame my junk. I made a huge tiny mistake. Either I zip down, or he zips up, and that is a mighty long zipper on Mother's Cher jumpsuit. A night of heterosexual intercourse. He's going to be all right. I'll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive! A million ****ing diamonds!

Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb. I'm afraid I'm with Michael on this one. The guy runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass he wants. You need to do more with Rita. Believe me, I'd like to. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?