This reward isn't highly recommended as once you use your stick you won't be able to read PDF's anymore. That said, if you insist on buying soon to be obsolete technology, for eight bucks you'll get a PDF of our lavishly illustrated 64 page instruction booklet which has scientists saying they've found the magic key to job security!

You'll learn how with nothing more than an ordinary piece of wood, some nails, and our guide, you can create your own state-of-the-art robot bashing stick and bludgeon your way to continued employment and a body rippling with muscle!

As an added bonus we'll detail the recently unearthed secrets of navigating without Google Maps found in a tunnel beneath The White City of the Monkey God.

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