So, I stayed home from work today because according to the tracking my present from my SS was to arrive today! My mail carrier however sucks... and that's putting it nicely. So when my daughter came home from school she walked in carrying a postal note saying that I had packages for delivery.

"What?" I said. "I've been home all day! She didn't even knock!" I cried out. So, I called the postmaster to complain.

"Well, what's your address?" I tell her. "Oh, I just put those on the shelf, we close at 5pm but you can come pick them up."

So I race out of the house shooing my son and daughter into getting ready as fast as they can. I stop to get the other mail that I'm assuming she did deliver and to my surprise I had a package...from ThinkGeek. Holy shit! This had to be from my SS!

Unfortunately I still needed to race to the post office despite my daughter's pleas to open it immediately.

I get to the post office, jump out of the car and tell my daughter under penalty of yuckiness she is NOT to open my gift. I run off; literally to hurry up and wait. Turns out the packages were birthday gifts for my youngest and a Christmas gift from my mom.

I run back to the car after retrieving said gifts and throw my mom's gift and other package in the side (sorry Mom, my SS gift was way more exciting) and get into the car.

I open the box. What could it be? I LOVE ThinkGeek. Anything in the box is going to be awesome. And then... I opened it.

Who the hell ever thought you could get so excited over a Pizza Cutter. Seriously. I was BEAMING. This was the coolest thing ever! My daughter asked me why I was so excited (although secretly she was kinda bouncing in her seat because the gift was just that cool). I said, "The cool thing about gift exchanges like this is getting things you'd never buy for yourself but absolutely LOVING it!"

Seriously. I don't know how in the hell you picked this out but it seriously rocks. There is NO way my SS could have known that I'm a closet Trekkie (I'm currently working my way through DS9 on Netflix). I always had a crush on Jonathan Frakes (aka Riker) and still do to this day. My husband always says, "I'll never live up to Frakes".

There's one problem SS. This gift is so cool that I don't know if I can dirty it with Pizza! I'm seriously thinking of taking this to work and putting it out on my desk.

Seriously...thank you. You totally made my day!

Oh, and in case you were wondering, my mom got me an awesome coat (I love it mom! I just knew what it was when I saw the packaging!!)

Now...to boldy go, where no pizza has gone before!