This conversation blew my mind:Me: Thanks for calling Barnes & Noble. This is Morgan, how can I help you?Crazy Lady: I want to know if you have The Bible.Me: Sure, but I need a little more information. Which translation (NIV, KJV, etc)? Leatherbound or hardback? words of Christ in red?CL: No, I just want The Bible.Me: Well, yes...but there are several different versions.CL: No, those aren't really THE BIBLE. I want THE BIBLE.Me: ummmmmCL: I've seen this book and on the cover it says THE BIBLE.Me: All of ours say The Bible on the cover. Actually some say The Holy Bible but same thing.CL: No, YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND. I WANT THE BIBLE.This conversation went on for about five minutes with me trying to make this woman understand how buying a bible works. Finally she just hung up on me. By this point there was another bookseller staring at me with a dumbfounded look on her face and a nearby customer actually said " I can't believe you just had that conversation with someone."