A No way! It's just a preference like red vs. blonde vs. brunette vs. black hair

B Hey, I've got small boobs and I'm glad that there's guys who like what I've got!

C Maybe some of those guys are pedophiles. Seems weird that a guy wouldn't prefer big boobs!

D Not all of them are pedophiles but probably a lot of them are!

E Of course! Why else would a guy prefer small boobs?