DRINKS RULE

DRINK 1 for every hug Nancy Pelosi gives during the procession.

For every “LAST 7 YEARS” Obama says,

Democrats in the room can issue 7 drinks.

If AFFORDABLE CARE ACT is said (ObamaCare),

finish your drink! Because you have insurance. Live a little!

Every time Obama says “ALLIES”,

swap your drink with a friend and cheers.

Every time CLIMATE CHANGE is said,

take 1 piece of clothing off and drink 1.

DRINK 1 for every whisper JOE BIDEN tells Paul Ryan.

DRINK 2 if Ryan laughs.

If “ISIS” is contained” is said, DRINK 1

when no one is watching (DRINK 2 if you believe).

DRINK 2 for every anti-gun reference and

Republicans in the room must yell “From my cold dead hands”.

If Obama says “Guantanamo” promise your host you

will move your beer out of the fridge, but then don’t.