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Excuse any typos—it’s hard to type while laughing this hard. Gizmodo has alerted us to the most hilarious and pathetic news of the day. Pro-Trump rallies have been canceled in 37 locations:

Pro-Trump rallies that were originally being planned for roughly 37 locations across the US have been canceled. The rallies, scheduled for September 9th, were being coordinated by ACT For America, a pro-Trump and anti-Muslim hate group best known for its “March Against Sharia” back in June. The group said it will instead hold online demonstrations. ACT For America released a statement to Breitbart, America’s number 1 website for adult virgins, claiming that the cancellations were due to “the recent violence in America and in Europe.” ACT For America, which calls itself “the NRA of national security,” is now proclaiming Saturday, September 9th an online “Day of ACTion.” It’s not yet clear what the organization has planned, but it’s probably a safe bet that it will involve plenty of shitty memes.

Boston 2017. Wherever they go, we will be there peacefully resisting!

The hate-driven groups have apparently realized they are far, far outnumbered by the sane, decent members of our society and they are retreating to their safe spaces online, where they can whip each other up in a safer environment. Here’s the sad, sad statement by the organizers:

ACT for America is deeply saddened that in today’s divisive climate, citizens cannot peacefully express their opinion without risk of physical harm from terror groups domestic and international. In recent weeks, extremist and radical organizations in the United States and abroad have overrun peaceful events in order to advance their own agendas, and in many cases, violence has been the result. Given the security issues of organizing public events, the responsible decision is to deny this opportunity to Neo-Nazis, Antifa, the KKK, and ISIS inspired individuals and groups. ACT for America’s membership is patriotic citizens whose only goal is to celebrate America’s values and peacefully express their views regarding national security.

Perhaps organizers saw what happened in Boston and realized their army of bots and small basket of deplorables simply aren’t up to facing off with the resistance.