Track Title: Alpha Strut

Artist: Julie B.



So my tumblr-bro Mel made THIS POST and then it was four in the morning and this seemed like a good idea for some reason???

(p.s. I imagine this being sung and beat-boxed by whichever members of the pack happen to be present. I bet Erica is a better beat-boxer than me. I bet everyone is a better beat-boxer than me.)

LYRICS:

You got the power, you do what you want

Red eyes and tight jeans

You know what that means

Gotta go out and bite some motherfucking teens, ya heard? Right in the side, ‘cause that’s my style, bitch

Stick with me and live a life worthwhile, what

Got a Camaro and I still can’t smile

Hostile, now line up single-file Everybody do the Alpha Strut say heeeey All the betas in the club go

There’s a wolf I can get behind

Look at that swagger Do the alpha strut

All the betas in the house now

Take a look at my eyebrows

I can somersault! (The kanima was not my fault)

EDIT: To properly dance to this, put on skintight pants and walk like you’re suddenly bowlegged and exaggeratedly nonchalant: