Heartbroken Grandfather Disowns Negligent City Kids.

Piggy Business .

Disgraced pig wonder gets reprieve from the sweltering Texas summer heat.

SAN MARCOS, TX- The Hayes County biannual fair won’t be the same this year…not by a long shot. Rancher Marc Givens of San Marcos TX, owner of Snouty the multiple Filthy Award winner is besides himself. Apparently, Mr. Given’s city grand kids were in town visiting for the summer break from Austin. They accidentally left an above ground pool uncovered when the mishap happened. He had specifically instructed it be covered whenever not in use.

Snouty was busy rolling around in his own knee-deep filth pretending not to pay the youngsters any mind as they splashed around happily in the small pool. The spectacle of carefree kids must have sparked his interest and he secretly promised himself to give the splashing a go and see how it holds up against shit-lolling. As soon as the children pranced away hopping and skipping every which way with glee, it was off to the races for the veteran pig. He took a majestic dive into the crystal clear refreshing water and did some belly-rolls before quickly realizing how unpleasant it felt and jumping out.

With the Filth Contest just a day away, the damage was insurmountable. By accidentally cleaning himself, the Wessex Saddleback was a sight no pig farmer should ever have to behold. Even the white stripe around his shoulders was now visible while the black on the rest of his body shone in the sunlight with immaculate cleanliness.

Despite incessantly apologizing to their grandfather, the kids’ parents were called down to pick them up and Mr. Givens has vowed never to speak to them again. He’s still the pun of endless jokes to this day. Such is the local dig that goes: If Mr. Clean were a farm animal…he’d most likely resemble Snouty. Of course the townsfolk only belch out these insensitive jests behind Givens’ back for fear of reprisal..the good rancher is known for his superb marksmanship and unpredictable temperament.