Matilda suddenly poofs away to a place that looks like it's in the middle of outer space. A white ball of light appears in front of the donkey, and an angelic voice echoes through the void, "Congratulations! You've become an alic--"



The light coalesces into the form of Princess Celestia. She has a completely perplexed look on her face. She says, "Uhh..."



Matilda flexes her wings back and forth. "I'm not certain what's happening. My arthritis was acting up, so I went to Zecora for one of her splendid zebra potions--"



The princess holds up a hoof and frowns. "Me-damned zebras. I told them to stop using alicorn horn filings for their potions."