A squirrel with no respect for the law or human life has reportedly attacked a total of eight people in Novato, California.

The squirrel made its way into an elementary school, biting a teacher and a child, according to a KPIX 5 report. The same animal is believed to have attacked another man in his garage, biting him and his wife several times before they could wrestle it off.

Humane society authorities believe the lone squirrel was once a pet, which would explain its lack of fear around humans. Officials posted warning signs around the attack area and are asking the public to remain calm.

All of the squirrel's victims have received rabies shots, although authorities say it is unlikely that the animal is rabid.

The squirrel is still on the loose, likely planning its next victim as I write this. Until then, Novato awaits a hero.