“It says a lot when I can look at a fucking Velociraptor with boxing gloves and think that that's a more natural fighting game character than this human.” — Pat

Universal Serial Boys is the two-hundred and fourth episode of the Super Best Friendcast.

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About Edit

“The peak of white civilization, Dead Cells, and Function vs Function 3. You can watch us record the podcast live on twitch.tv/superbestfriendsplay” — Website description

Quotes Edit

“If you're physically larger, you can move somebody out of a bracket.” — Matt

“It was a Decepticon that shot JFK. That's why they never found the second shooter. He was the gun.” — Pat

“Is that an SCART cable? I'll fucking cut you.” — Woolie

“It says a lot when I can look at a fucking Velociraptor with boxing gloves and think that that's a more natural fighting game character than this human.” — Pat

“Who the fuck is whipping their car?” — Pat “People that are shaking them dreads.” — Woolie

“His shit stains on his underwear are sevens at worse.” — Pat about Hideo Kojima's games

Letter Time Edit

Q: Is there anything we can do as gamers to get better usb cables that don't bend under their own weight? from The Spy Guy

Matt: No.

Pat: Anchor cables last slightly longer but that's as good as it gets.

Woolie: The best one I have is the one I got from my Playstation VR.

Q: Why do you guys hate Lars, Alisa, and Lucky Chloe? from Kenneth

Matt: I hate how Lars was inserted as mysterious son of Heihachi and his dumb hair. Alisa and Lucky Chole are just silly characters.

Pat: They're dumb anime bullshit. I hate Alisa's anime waifu bullshit and Lars should be cool but he's not. Lucky Chloe's designs don't fit their fighting styles.

Woolie: Character design. Aegis from Persona 3 is a better robot girl than Alisa. Nothing about Lucky Chloe indicates that she is a fighter.

Q: What's cooler, shooting a guy through a wall, shooting a guy through the ceiling, or shooting a guy through the floor? from Squinty Pete

Breaking a guy through a surface - All: The Floor

Shooting a guy with a gun - Matt: Through a wall, Pat & Woolie: Through the ceiling

Q: I think a whip is anything that can be used to cause damage in a whipping motion, from a normal bullwhip to a ball and chain or just chain, and my friend thinks it's just a bullwhip with something like the cat of nail tails being an outlier. Who is right? from Vince

Matt: You are super wrong.

Pat: You are wrong. You can whip anything verbalized but that doesn't make it a whip and a cat of nail tails is closer to a flail than a whip.

Woolie: You are wrong.

Q: Have you ever hated a character everyone else loved? My example is Mae Borowski from Night in the Woods. from Mike, the lowly king

Matt: I don't think everyone loves Mae.

Pat: I hate lots of characters that people love.

Woolie: It's a better question if it's "Have you ever loved a character that everyone else hates?".

Q: Have you ever loved a character that everyone else hates. from Woolie

Matt: Luke fon Fabre from Tales of the Abyss .

. Pat: I love lots of terrible characters because they're terrible and because other people hate them.

Woolie: Dilandau Albatau from Escaflowne.

Q: What do you think keeps the Hideo Kojima hype train rolling even after a string of mediocre games? from Eater

Matt: Even his mediocre games are good games.

Pat: He's a trailer-smith. He makes the best trailers ever.

Woolie: The gameplay is always good, it's the story that differs between great and okay.

Q: What series would you like to see exploring the origins of like what Snake Eater did with Big Boss? from Skewer Star

All: Devil May Cry' with Sparta.

with Sparta. Woolie: Jeff Bogard fighting tournament.

Zaibatsu Watch Edit

Matt: Spider-Man Homecoming and Baby Driver

and Pat: Final Fantasy XIV

Woolie: Spider-Man Homecoming and Baby Driver

Trivia Edit