Unless you're an experienced rimmer who's too busy with your head stuck up someone's asshole already, you've been reading a whole lot about 2014 being christened the year of the booty. Unlike those essays, think pieces, and love songs about the culo craze, this is a tutorial on how to eat the booty properly. Most of us have dabbled in the booty, but the minute someone talks about eating it, faces look sus and folks start to question. Those people don't know what a good tongue on the hole can do (or how good it feels to have their own backside feasted upon.) If you think you don't like giving it or receiving it, it's because you're doing it wrong, and here's why.