I can barely type the words you’re reading as the chills running down my spine have left me in a paralytic shock of amazement. This must be how Louis and Clark felt when they first laid eyes on the Pacific Ocean or the sense of wonderment Sir Isaac Newton had looking down at his scroll when he finally cracked the first law of motion. I simply can’t do the masterful piece of artistry I just witnessed any justice, so take it in for yourself.

I’ll let you catch your breath for a few seconds. You good? No? Maybe a few more moments then. That’s a championship winning program right there. Sure, they went 4-9 (1-8 in conference) and probably won’t fare much better during the 2016-2017 season, but that was nothing short of championship-winning HEART. Props to the video department for making the tough calls and cutting the countless hours of surely usable footage down to only 3 minutes.

I don’t claim to know the first thing about Mike MacIntyre or his Colorado program, but I’m ready to run through a damn wall for that man. You’ve won me over, CU-Boulder. I’m hopping on the bandwagon and officially naming The University of Colorado the official unofficial football program of Total Frat Move.

“Fuck ’em up, fuck ’em up, go CU?”

That’s a legitimate chant you guys use? I’m already in love with my decision. Go Buffs..