6. The Parks

Montana has three out of the five entrances to Yellowstone National Park. The Park is huge, almost 3,500 square miles.

And the whole goddamn thing is a volcano.

If you’re here when that thing goes off, you and your family will be vaporized (!) instantly. They even made a movie about it…

(sorry Woody Harrelson)

Good news though. There is still plenty of time to make alternate travel plans this summer! Take it from us, unless you like bears, unabombers and the biggest volcano on earth, Montana is not for you.

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