Hary potter drug dealer

Harry potter was packing his bags because he was excite because Hogwarts was coming up, Hogwarts was a wizard school and hary pottr attended it because he was a wizard and he even knew magic. Suddenly Dudley said "harry potter you are a freak and a wizard and I don't like you." He said "you go now!" and bullied harry what a meanie but hary had last laugh because fred and George Wesley came up in flying car and sad "Dudley you are a fat hog and you should anorexia you fatty" they laughed cleverly because they were joke masters and evan had a prank shop in the wizard alley. Dudliy begain to cry and left and went into his room and got a rope and cried and hung himself because he was sad because George called a fat hog and harry laughed. "wow thanks George you guys are real chums". Aunt petuna and his husband who was named Vernon sad goodbye hary happily because they didn't like him because he was a wizard and they didn't like wizards because they were muggles. But thean they found son dead Dudley why you dead cry Vernon he was sad Dudley was his 'POTTER YOU PAY FOR THIS "said Vernon. "hary this is serous because you killed that boy you can never return to muggle' explained dumbeldore because he was car. Harry nodded seriously. 'also we have problems harry we have no money because that gay douche Malfoy told people that my school gives children a shriveled scrotum""wow what a douchebag asshole" said harry he didn't like Malfoy because he was a douche and he didn't like the weasleys jokes which were really funny and Malfoy said they were lame when they were not. 'harry I have a job for you but it is just between you and me' said dublmdore and he leaned in really close to harrys ear and said "I need you to sell some drugs' harry was very surprised "is it for the school" sad harry with a clever guess. 'yes' said dumbldore with smartness and quickness. "but first I need you to be a drugs expert I have this pampillet to help you" harry looked at the pampillet an it said "how to be a drug expert' and it had a funny catoon of a man dying of because drugs. "lets start" laughed harry.