All right, friends, today brings us Naughty’s 17th VR release called

Bangin’ Breakfast. It stars Ms. Christiana Cinn. And, today’s stunt cock is Xander Corvus.

Now, I know there’s a lot going on today, and you may be strongly tempted to read about how aging chunker Drew Barrymore feels about her “post-baby body,” but for me…I think I’d rather consider Christiana’s uber-fine nakedness in VR space.

So, I didn’t know much about Christiana Cinn prior to this release. Hey, I’m

not a porn expert. Before the VR came along, I was like every other dweeb who from time-to-time loaded up the PornHub freebies and grabbed the Jergen’s. Then, I got intrigued with the virtual reality dealio…and, here we are.

Now, Ms. Cinn checks in at 25 years old, 5′ 4″ and 105 pounds. I like how those numbers look on paper.

Indeed. Ms. Cinn…she’s what the boys from the 1950s would have referred to as “all sorts of cute.” And, you’ll soon have the chance to see Cinn

slather her slenderness with whip cream. But, first…today’s feature begins with the standard Naughty opening camera shot which features a fella’s POV of his own arms, tee shirt and Levi’s.

The idea is you put yourself into the couch guy’s perspective. And, alas…a sultry starlet appears in a yellow apron…and, I do believe her hair looks reddish! If there’s one type of woman I like, it’s a woman who: 1. Is skinny 2. Has a pretty face 3. Has a shapely ass 4. Has red hair. That will get my wiggly jumping like an Alabama catfish in the Coochiehoochie River.

Naughty’s got a picture of Christie down on all fours in a classic, naked doggie

pose. Additionally, she’s wearing black stockings and high heels. Now, given the chance to ride Ms. Cinn’s roller coaster…I tell you what… I could picture myself walking up behind to mount, looking at the glory of the Cinn ass-stockings-high-heels combo, and firing off my white fuel before even pressing the rocket against the landing port. I’m trying to say this gal’s what we call very horny-inspiring.

As I’ve said before, with Naughty you know what you’re getting. Narratively, there ain’t going to be nothing that gets you saying, “Holy fuck that was creative!” But, let’s face it…we ain’t strapping headsets to our faces for the intriguing

dramatic plot lines. And, when you consider that the previous four Naughty VRs starred slinky Cassidy Klein, big-tit Goddess Bridgette B.!, Jillian Janson with Julia Ann and Moe, and Mia Malkova…well, with a line-up like that…who needs a fucking story!

But, in this case, things go like this:



Christiana Cinn is making you your favorite breakfast for your birthday. She also has a special gift for you: her hot body. Sit back and let Christiana take care of all your needs on your special day. Christiana Cinn Bangin' Breakfast VR synopsis

Okay, whatev. Here’s the thing. Christiana is sexy. Here, in virtual reality, she rubs whip cream all over her tits and ass! And have you seen her ass! I mean… is it even necessary to say anything more…

