Nice bib.

Listen -- I love Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as much as the next kid who used to swing a curtain rod around like a bo-staff ("Ahahahahahhaha -- you used to play Donatello? WEAAAAAAK!") with the hopes of winning April O'Neil's jumpsuited heart, but WTF bro?! That just looks...like I wish I'd come up with it first. CURSE YOU, EARLY BIRD! I like worms too you know.

Thanks to Keith, who was *this close* to having a turtle shell tattooed on his back before opting for dragon wings. You made the right choice.