“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image,” an A&F rep said of the Jersey Shore star. The popular clothing brand is willing to PAY The Situation money to NOT wear their clothes any longer. Wow!! That’s deep!! LOL. Would you stop wearing your favorite brand for money?? I guess I might. Why would I rep you if you don’t like me anyway, right? Read more details on the situation after the jump.

Marisa Mendez

In a stroke of marketing genius, the clothing company has issued a formal letter to the “Jersey Shore” star, saying they’ll pay him to stop wearing their goods.

“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans,” an Abercrombie & Fitch spokesperson tells CNN.

“We have therefore offered a substantial payment to Michael ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino and the producers of MTV’s The Jersey Shore to have the character wear an alternate brand,” A&F continues. “We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response.”