Ultra Smash Bros. Melee Featuring Ridley and King K. Rool will surely be the greatest and most perfect video game of all time. It is Masahiro Sakurai's moral obligation to make it, and has been since the original Melee. Anything other than that shows that Sakurai is a biased xenophobic troll who hates his fans and worships Kirby, Kid Icarus and Fire Emblem above all else. If he refuses to make the game and instead gives us Super Smash Bros. 5 With 10 Extra Anime Swordsmen And Random Third-Parties And Tripping, it's up Nintendo to fire him and have Retro Studios (our lord and savior) helm the game.

Why It'll Be Perfect Edit

The competitive community will finally be able to wavedash and L-cancel in glorious but nostalgic HD! It'll be a sign that Sakurai cares about us after all!

Our saviors Ridley and King K. Rool will finally be playable! No more pesky bias towards Niche Series! The game will truly be a balanced celebration of Nintendo's history! But they won't be viable in high-level play because Melee wasn't too kind to heavyweights in general and people will still play Fox instead. Still, it'll be fantastic to see their faces on the character select screen!

Smash will finally belong to us again! It'll prevent all the scrubs, little kids, scrubs, femoids, cucks, scrubs, trannies, SJWs, furries, scrubs, Tumblrinas, Redditors, yaoi fans, cosplayers, scrubs, normies, scrubs, and white male cisgender Smash fans who I disagree with from invading our glorious Smash fanbase since it won't have the generic anime swordsmen and simple gameplay that they love, other than Marth and Roy who were cool to begin with. And Link isn't an anime swordsman because I grew up with him and anything I grew up with has to be American because anything that isn't America. And don't forget that Sakurai is a blatant xenophobe and I'm not.

If you aren't unhappy with SSB4 and don't wish that Sakurai gave us USBMFRAKKR instead, then you're a mindless sheep who takes whatever crap is spoon-fed to you by xenophobic, soulless Japanese marketers.

Known Roster Edit

This is the only Smash roster we'll ever need. If you say otherwise, you're a Sakurai apologist.

Trivia Edit