Word on the street is that this drink tastes JUST like a gummi bear. And not just any gummi bear, the white or clear ones. You know, the ones kids beat up other kids for which leads to adults who beat up other adults and can then basically lead to a world war. (A gummi bear world war would be fun though, 'cause it'll only involve weapons made out of gummi.)

It's comprised of 6 oz. of peach juice, 4 oz. of soymilk, 1/2 cup of pineapple sherbet, 1/4 cup of raspberry sherbet, 1/4 cup of orange sherbet, 1/2 cup of frozen mangoes and 1/2 cup of ice.

Even though it's about as unhealthy as a thousand white gummi bears, drink your drink and just be thankful you don't have to shed a drop of blood to get your hands on this coveted jewel.