Oklahoma State freshman’s crude ‘GameDay’ sign lands him date with adult film star Lisa Ann (photos)

Back in November, Matt McGann, a freshman at Oklahoma State, held up a truly tasteless and profoundly brilliant sign behind the “ESPN College GameDay” crew that crudely intimated that OSU’s opponent had a rather porous defense.

The Oklahoma State Cowboys’ opponent on that Nov. 23 day was the Baylor Bears. Simply stated without symbols and whatnot, McGann’s sign read “Baylor’s defense has more holes to fill than Lisa Ann,” Lisa Ann being an adult film actress of some renown. Zing!

Shockingly, Lisa Ann took notice of the sign and the two began to DM (direct message, not some weird sex act) one another on Twitter.

If that wasn’t good enough, the story didn’t end here, which would have been a happy ending on all accounts.

It turns out that McGann must have been quite the charmer — or something — as he served as Lisa Ann’s escort at the AVN Awards over the weekend, the most prestigious event in the adult film industry, which is strange in its own right as it is one of the few times porn stars are recognized while fully clothed.

Good for McGann. And as Lisa Ann noted on her presumably NSFW Twitter account (I didn’t check), she took McGann out for a nice steak dinner as well.

Finished the #redcarpet in time to take @McGannMan11 out for a nice Steak Dinner #spoilmydate — Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) January 19, 2014

I’m pretty sure “nice Steak Dinner” is simply that — a nice steak dinner — and not, again, some weird name for a kinky sex act. Although one cannot be too sure, of course.

[H/T BroBible, via SportsGrid]