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Goodell Responds to the Patriots Week 2 Win against the Miami Dolphins

Goodell Responds to the Patriots Week 2 Win

00:00 - 00:03 We are now getting early results from the 1:00 games

00:04 - 00:05 Miami had to travel to New England this week

00:05 - 00:07 But they did recieve our orders to injure Garoppolo

00:08 - 00:12 Leaving the Pats with 3rd stringer Brisset and emergency QB Edelman

00:12 - 00:15 But, it took most of the first half to finaly injure Jimmy

00:17 - 00:19 That's okay, Miami has plenty of time

00:19 - 00:21 to mount a comeback against a 3rd string QB

00:24 - 00:26 Mr. Goodell

00:27 - 00:28 Lagerette

00:31 - 00:33 Lagerette Blount leaped over defenders left and right

00:34 - 00:36 and ate enough clock to seal a Patriots victory

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who thought it was enough to only injure Jimmy Garoppolo. Please Leave the Room

01:13 - 01:15 What the hell is going on here?!

01:15 - 01:17 How are they doing this?!

01:18 - 01:23 We even gave Miami a free timeout with the injured Ref!

01:25 - 01:28 What do we have to do to remove them from power?

01:29 - 01:31 No one has any idea?

01:31 - 01:34 No Brady. No Gronk. A third string rookie Quarterback!

01:34 - 01:37 How much of their offense do we need to destroy!?

01:37 - 01:40 There's practically no key positions left to take out!

01:40 - 01:42 Mr. Goodell, the Patriots offense stalled but their defesne created 4 turnovers.

01:42 - 01:46 Four Fucking tunovers?! What is this Pop Warner?

01:46 - 01:48 Mr. Goodell, Tannehill was forcing throws downfield under pressure.

01:48 - 01:52 The only thing under pressure here should be the Patriots' balls!

01:53 - 01:54 We gave Miami all the tools to win.

01:56 - 01:57 Now the worst New England goes is 2-2

01:57 - 02:00 Before Brady comes back against the Browns

02:00 - 02:03 Don't you realize we needed them to be 1-3?

02:04 - 02:08 Our only hope now is JJ Watt and Clowney pancaking Brisset into dust!

02:08 - 02:13 There can be no mistakes this time. Or we may as well send the Lombardi to Brady now!

02:14 - 02:16 His heart is too strong

02:17 - 02:21 Brady will come down on the league with the fury of 1,000 Randy Mosses

02:27 - 02:29 There is too much at stake here to lose.

02:30 - 02:34 I have dedicated my life to destroying Brady.

02:34 - 02:36 And he always finds a way to foil our plots.

02:41 - 02:42 Now we have to rely on Houston

02:43 - 02:47 And the total dumpster fire that is the Buffalo Bills

02:48 - 02:53 Who don't even have an OC any more.

02:54 - 02:56 And so It's up to Houston

02:56 - 02:59 Who managed to beat the Bears and Chiefs.

03:00 - 03:03 The Chiefs needed a miracle comeback in week 1, and everybody beats the Bears

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay. The Bears will be good next year

03:14 - 03:16 I'm getting too old for this.

03:19 - 03:23 We should never have given the Colts any credibility regarding...

03:25 - 03:26 deflategate.

03:31 - 03:33 in two weeks, this will be behind us

03:40 - 03:46 It's very clear now that anything we do to stop Brady and Belichik will only blow up in our faces.

03:46 - 03:49 Get me Houston on the phone.