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many of our postings, such as 'jumpers', 'possible jumpers', and 'saves', are reported by anonymous reporters. these 'facts' can be facetious, nebulous, and/or clever fiction. do consider any and all statistics and 'news' as unconfirmed, unless verified by official sources. this website is not to be taken as an official accounting of any activity whatsoever, concerning the skyway bridge.

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