Considering how many license plates have been denied, how is this allowed?

Headslap! This is Californistan.

(Photo thanks to Jesse P)

So in California, shahid, a Muslim who dies waging holy war in the cause of Allah (ie the 9/11 Muslim terrorists who died in the September 11th attacks were shahids or shaheed, Omar Mateen, the gay nightclub jihad murderer was a shaheed, the two Muslims who were killed when they opened fire on free speech event were shaheeds, etc), is allowed, but these license plates were rejected. For more rejected plates, go here.

SXCTYM

Driver’s explanation: Custom.

DMV response: Looks like sexy time.

DRGN BLS

Driver’s explanation: I have a custom blue show truck painted with dragons. Would like to customize my plates to bring in more business.

DMV response: Dragon balls?

TWERKK

Driver’s explanation: Dance move.

DMV response: Dance move.

GOT RUNS

Driver’s explanation: I own the Run Tahoe events and host the marathon, half marathon, 10K and 5K runs.

DMV response: Diarrhea? He does have a business.

RDKLOVR

Driver’s explanation: REDKLOVER is my business name. I make custom quilts.

DMV response: Roadkill lover?

HMRHNTR

Driver’s explanation: Hummer hunter

DMV response: Looks Like hummer hunter as in hummer as in felacious (sic) acts.

4DOGSAK

Driver’s explanation: For dogs’ sake

DMV response: Sack = balls.

BAKEYOU

Driver’s explanation: I am a pastry chef. I love to bake more than anything in the world.

DMV response: Bake you is marijuana slang for getting stoned.

EF CANCR

Driver’s explanation: Forget cancer.

DMV response: F— cancer.

DUKESUX

Driver’s explanation: Father worked at the Sioux Falls airport and is in honor of him.

DMV response: Duke sucks.

SIXHIX

Driver’s explanation: We have a family of six. We live a country lifestyle.

DMV response: Hick can be an insult.

TUGONIT

Driver’s explanation: I tow a toy hauler car trailer, and boats. A phrase my crew and I use when we go to pick a trailer up.

DMV response: Review for possible sexual interpretation (tug on it).

CURBGOD

Driver’s explanation: Keep your god on a leash.

DMV response: This appears to be a personal philosophical statement.

FROZNPZ

Driver’s explanation: A song my son made up about frozen peas.

DMV response: Nips, like nipples.

MR DABS

Driver’s explanation: My husband won over $5,000 playing bingo! Since he was so fast with his dabber we started calling him Mr. Dabs.

DMV response: Dabs = slang for bho (butane hash oil), smokable marijuana oil.

USAFKYA

Driver’s explanation: God bless America.

DMV response: USA F**k yeah!

COWTPR

Driver’s explanation: Cow tipper.

DMV response: Cow tipper, maybe a joke, but tipping cows over sounds like animal cruelty.

LIKEPIE

Driver’s explanation: I like pie.

DMV response: Pie is another slang word for vagina.

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