"AWW MAN! WHADYA DO!"

"Aww jeez. I just shot Scootaloo in the face"

"MAN, LOOK AT THIS BUCKING MESS! YOU KNOW GUARDS TEND TO NOTICE THIS LIKE A CART GOING DOWN A ROAD FILLED WITH BLOOD."

"Hey man, it ain't my fault the gun went off. maybe you hit a bump are somethin?"

"THE CAR DIDN'T HIT NOT MOTHERBUCKING BUMP!"



*10 minutes later, at Sugar cube corner.*

"Sweet princess celestia Pinkie! this Hot coco is some serious gorme S**t right here."

"Don't give me that Lyra."

"I'm sorry."

"when the Cake familly goes out, I buy the good S**t, cause I like to taste it. but you know what I'm thinking of right now, it ain't the coco, it's the dead filly in my garage."

"We'd thought you'd be use to it.....what with cupcakes and all."

".....what are you talking about."

"You never read cupcakes pinkie pie?"

"Nope."



*few more minutes later*



Pinkie Pie: "WHY WOULD SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!!!"