Fun with Verbs and Nouns!

I adore a door I abhor a bore I oppose a pose The ketchup will catch up The mustard must turd Here, I shall focus on a faux cus: A faux cus is a fake swear word, like, “diddlepoody”. I accrue a crew I attack a tack I can afford a Ford I acquire a choir My specialty is special tea

And now, for some left over word oddities:

Why do we write things down but type things up? Of course you can get written up if you’ve been a bad type at work.

It was a tired, retired tire, attired entirely in tie-dyed Thai ties.

Alternative spellings & meanings:

Explain means to get off the plane, at least when it’s written explane.

Refer is what my dog does right after he sheds, only it’s written refur.

And finally:

I was cooking strained peas the other day, but they got out of control and I had to restrain them.

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