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Huey: Two for "Scary Movie." Caeser: I thought we were seeing "The Patriot"! Huey: We are, but I don't like to give money to movies that might offend me. So I buy a ticket for whatever black movie is out. Caeser: Interesting... does everyone do this? Is that why these low-budget flicks like "Scary Movie" and "Big Momma's House" are outgrossing everything else? Huey: It could be that or a coming apocalypse, but it's definitely strange...