Pubilq Phirm

Yes, just like Celestia. Also…Let's do a side-by-side comparison (if only we could make tables in the comments)Rarity:• Unicorn mare• The character may as well be a quadripedal human with anything equine treated as a gag• Outlandishly oversize eyes and cartoonish head proportions• 2D• Wet mane as if she just got out of the bathActual horse:• Unclear if mare, stallion, or gelding from the image (will assume mare to keep things equal for this comparison)• Either a pegasus or an earth pony (can only determine that she's not a unicorn from this image, but we will not be racist and hold that against her)• Reasonable-size eyes & horsehead-shaped head• 3D• Wet all over like she's been in the rain and rolled in mud (tag: horses doing horse things)1. No longer seduced by the perverted allure of the human form (some days I feel that way thanks to all this lovely clop and poképorn and—new entry—yiff)2. You (all) may find my come to clopping story to be interesting. When I was a freshman in college, I searched for horse porn out of curiosity after hearing stories that some older members and alumni would sit around and browse horse porn during fraternity meetings because they were boring and often a waste of everyone's time. That was the first porn that I looked up for myself. After a while, I didn't go look at the preview pics on those sites anymore and squirting became my new fetish (that eventually became pee, but that's a story for elsewhere). During my junior year, I was introduced to MLP and I watched the complete torrent (seasons 1 and 2) over the next summer. More importantly, my best friend and I had fun sending each other fanfic to read: some silly, some thought-provoking, much of it over-the-top goofy smut. I was inspired to write some myself and needed reference images to get the proper mental positioning for the scenes. Look at me now.3. Anthro furry characters really didn't do much of anything for me. However, then I discovered gay yiff. Turns out that the most popular straight furry images have artists who love to draw BIG FUCKING HONKERS for no damn reason and the most popular (on Reddit, anyway) gay yiff has both more realistic and more variety of body types than yiff involving female characters.Fuck, now I'm one of those guys who type paragraphs in the comments of a porn site. If only I could sustain this focus when writing clop or writing cover letters.