Original Air date: September 19th, 2019

Caption: Matt has a kitchen issue. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd.

Running time: 1:30 (90 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt struggles with how many degrees are in a circle.Paul corrects him and talks about doing a 720 skateboard trick. The Kentucky Math jingle was played.

Jacob had both Dairy Queen and Mucky Muck bug hunting. Matt recalls that he never had kitchen scissors and instead he used knives for everything. He asked other people about this on Facebook and people corrected him with "Kitchen Shears." Paul does a bit about a country boy talking about scissors are knives with birth defects (Episode title).

A Fake Commercial for Terry's Otter Pops.

Paul is not a BBQ person. It is illegal to do it on your balcony according to him.

The hosts talk about playing with fire as a child. Paul was more of a lighter kid than a matches kid.

A Fake Commercial for two types of ice keeping things cold.

Matt introduces Andrew and Kevin, scoops that are visiting as a part of their 14th anniversary.

Scoopmail Edit

Terrible Monkey Scoop asks what the best alarm sound is.

The Scoop of Monte Cristo sends in a shitty job story about managing security guards including a guy that hurt himself pooping.

Ramchan sent in a story that she put in two tampons by accident.

Scoop Anonymous sends in a job question about being unmotivated to leave a comfortable but dead-end job.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The Hunt for Balls theme is played. LA Jay sends in a Jock Vs. Nerd that is not a Scoopardy.

Characters and Bits Edit