Dear Pedestrian readers,



We’ve gathered you here today to show you what happens when Kim Kardashian releases her Taylor Swift receipts.

For the ignorant few among us, Kim leaked the footage of Kanye West‘s ‘Famous‘ phone call to Tay Tay, and promptly melted the entire internet. All of it. Taylor is now dead.



We *could* bow our heads, pray and plant some kind of tree in Taylor’s memory… or we could let this fresh Melbourne mural do the memorial work for us.

You’ll note that in the bottom right hand corner the mural reads: “No tags please, respect the dead” – whoever did this is a straight-up savage. (Update: It’s Lushsux, the mastermind behind the giant Kim K naked selfie mural.) (Further update: yes, it says ‘Taylor Smith’.) (Further further update: Lushsux told us that writing ‘Smith’ was an accident. “I think I just did the cursive too thick“.)

Pedestrian reader Simone Simmons came across the mural this morning in Melbourne’s Hosier Lane. We’d guesstimate it went up in the last 12–24 hours or so.

Kim is literally all of us rn.



And Katy Perry is on her way to Taylor’s funeral like:



Wikipedia knows what’s up:





And finally…. guess this came true:

http://yeezusquotes.tumblr.com/post/147577334740/theyre-for-your-funeral



Photo: Simone Simmons / Supplied.