Hey Instagram. I was just wondering,

does your company collect any user feedback from women?

I ask because I am one, and I’ve noticed that my sponsored content is…

well, it’s a little repetitive.

Kind of one-note. And I get why: somewhere, an algorithm has (correctly) identified that I do yoga,

and yeah, I guess I’ve bought a sports bra or two in my day.

And also other kinds of bras.

So naturally, you’d like me to purchase more bras.

Golly, there sure are lots of bras on your app!

I didn’t appreciate just how many barely-different strategies a company might employ to lift a pair of breasts! It’s truly incredible.

So thanks for opening my eyes. But here’s the thing:

I’ve started feeling like

maybe you don’t realize what being exposed to an endless string of half-naked, extremely thin women

is doing to people like me?

You know, I mostly just came here to see pictures of my friends’ dogs and kids and shit,

but every time I fire up the old ‘gram these days,

I gotta waste a ton of mental energy comparing myself unfavorably to Kayla, here.

Or feeling like I’m supposed to figure out how to do this:

Or whatever the hell this is.

And here’s the thing: if you’re a woman who finds this triggering —

— who thinks that lots of time spent looking at these images is bad for our overall mental health and sense of self-worth,