man: alright class! just one more fun test before you all become official bomb defusal people! man (opens jacket): i'm a bomb! defuse me! *bomb is beeping* teacher: SIR! this is NOT appropriate for career day! man: oh? teacher: now, defuse that bomb you've strapped to yourself man: what?! how am i supposed to do that? i'm a teacher, not a bomb defuser! oh. man: we are in serious trouble here, everyone