Rusty Ryan says: Its not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why Rusty Ryan says: Its not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

Ben Rickert says: Do you realize what you just did? You just bet against the American economy.

Ben Rickert says: That is the American housing market. Jared Vennett says: That is the American housing market.

Tristan Ludlow says: You guys look like a bunch of ice cream cones.

Driver says: You hear that line? Line's for you. Jackie says: Don't make me laugh. "We're one people". It's a myth created by Thomas Jefferson. Driver says: Oh, so now you're gonna have a go at Jefferson, huh? Jackie says: My friend, Jefferson's an American saint because he wrote the words, " All men are created equal", words he clearly didn't believe, since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He was a rich white wine snob who was sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So yeah, he wrote some lovely words and aroused the rabble and they went out and died for those words, while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl.

Roland says: You want to hurt me? Hurt me.

Roland says: Are we ever going to talk about it? 'Nessa?

Tyler says: We are consumers. We're the by-products of a lifestyle obsession.

Benjamin Button says: And I think, right there and then, she realized none of us is perfect forever.

Benjamin Button says: And I think, right there and then, she realized none of us is perfect forever.

Daisy says: Would you still love me if I were old and saggy? Benjamin Button says: Would you still love me if I were young and had acne? When I'm afraid of what's under the stairs? Or if I end up wetting the bed?

Wardaddy says: Do you think Hitler would fuck us for a chocolate bar?

Tyler says: The things you own end up owning you.

Wardaddy says: Wanna talk Mexican? Find another tank. A Mexican tank. This is an American tank. We talk American.

Tyler says: Space monkey!

SS Officer says: We shall skin you alive! Wardaddy says: Shut the fuck up and send me more pigs to slaughter!

Wardaddy says: Ideals are peaceful, history is violent.

Benjamin Button says: When the package was wrapped, the woman, who was back in the cab, was blocked by a delivery truck, all the while Daisy was gettin' dressed. The delivery truck pulled away and the taxi was able to move, while Daisy, last to be dressed, waited for one of her friends, who had broken a shoelace. While the taxi was stopped, waitin' for a traffic light, Daisy and her friend came out the back of the theater. And if only one thing had happened differently; if that shoelace hadn't broken; or that delivery truck had moved moments earlier; or that package had been wrapped and ready, because the girl hadn't broken up with her boyfriend; or that man had set his alarm and got up five minutes later; or that taxi driver hadn't stopped for a cup of coffee; or that woman had remembered her coat, and got into an earlier cab, Daisy and her friend would've crossed the street, and the taxi would've driven by.

Wardaddy says: Best job I ever had!

Lt. Aldo Raine says: You know, Utivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.

Johnny Suede says: Suede is a funny thing. It's rough, but soft. It's strong, but quiet, and doesn't wrinkle, and doesn't crack. And doesn't stand out so much in a crowd of leather and vinyl.You don't notice it a first. But once you do, you can't take your eyes off of it and you wonder how in the hell you ever overlooked it in the first place.

Westray says: If your definition of a friend is someone who will die for you, then you don't have any friends.

Tyler Durden says: If you aren't on your way to becoming a vet in six weeks, you will be dead.

John Smith says: I was married before this. Jane Smith says: What's her name and social security number? John Smith says: You're not going to kill her.

John Smith says: Your aim is almost as bad you're cooking, sweetheart.

John Smith says: Come on, honey. Come to daddy. Jane Smith says: Who's your daddy now?

Tyler Durden says: What's that smell?

Jerry Welbach says: I need a lift in your el truck-o to the next town-o!

J.D. says: Well, I've always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.

Bass says: Laws change. Social systems crumble. Universal truths are constant. It is a fact - it is a plain fact that what is true and right is true and right for all. White and black alike.

Thelma Dickinson says: You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya? J.D. says: Well, I may be an outlaw, darlin', but, you're the one stealin' my heart.

Jerry Welbach says: Could you turn that down? You don't even speak Spanish. Samantha says: Emotion transcends language.

Jerry Welbach says: I don't know what it takes! I'm new in the fuck you business.

Benjamin Button says: But life bein' what it is - a series of intersectin' lives and incidents, out of anyone's control - that taxi did not go by, and that driver was momentarily distracted, and that taxi hit Daisy, and her leg was crushed.

Benjamin Button says: The taxi had to stop for a man crossin' the street, who had left for work five minutes later than he normally did, because he forgot to set off his alarm. While that man, late for work, was crossin' the street, Daisy had finished rehearsin', and was takin' a shower. And while Daisy was showerin', the taxi was waitin' outside a boutique for the woman to pick up a package, which hadn't been wrapped yet, because the girl was supposed to wrap it, who had broken up with boyfriend the night before and forgot.

Benjamin Button says: Sometimes we're not on a collision course, and we just don't know it. Whether it's by accident or by design, there's not a thing we can do about it. A woman in Paris was on her way to go shoppin', but, she had forgotten her coat - went back to get it. When she had gotten her coat, the phone had rung, so she'd stopped to answer it; talked for a couple of minutes. While the woman was on the phone, Daisy was rehearsin' for a performance at the Paris Opera House. And while she was rehearsin', the woman, off the phone now, had gone outside to get a taxi. Now a taxi driver had dropped off a fare earlier and had stopped to get a cup of coffee. And all the while, Daisy was rehearsin'. And this taxi driver, who dropped off the earlier fare; who stopped to get a cup of coffee, had picked up the lady who was goin' shoppin', and had missed gettin' an earlier cab.

David Mills says: You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.

Gerry Lane says: Movement is life. Gerry Lane says: You have a better chance if you come with us.

Lt. Aldo Raine says: Bawnjorno!

Bass says: You're well traveled for a slave Bass says: You're well traveled for a slave.

Karin Lane says: How do you know they're coming? Gerry Lane says: They're coming.

Gerry Lane says: You got a name? Segen says: Segen Segen says: Segen.

Gerry Lane says: I have to go, or they'll throw you out.

Louis says: My God, I've failed again.

Segen says: How did you know? Cutting it off, how did you know it would work? Gerry Lane says: I didn't

Samuel Ludlow says: Still hung over? Tristan Ludlow says: Still drunk.

Lt. Aldo Raine says: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Lt. Aldo Raine says: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies.

Achilles says: Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight.

Benjamin Button says: Or if I end up wettin' the bed?

Gerry Lane says: He slipped. He's dead.

Warmbrumm says: Forget about patient zero. Gerry Lane says: I can't do that; it's too late for me to build a wall.

Tyler Durden says: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Tyler Durden says: You're too old, fatty.

Benjamin Button says: It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you Benjamin Button says: It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.

William Somerset says: Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable. Just ask your husband. David Mills says: Very true. Very, very true.

Mr. O'Brien says: My sweet boy.

Gerry Lane says: "Lets make a barricade inside this mcdonalds, I love chicken mcnuggets" Gerry Lane says: Lets make a barricade inside this McDonalds. I love chicken McNuggets.

Tyler Durden says: I Want You To Hit Me As Hard As You Can. Tyler Durden says: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Gerry Lane says: This isn't the end, not even close Gerry Lane says: This isn't the end, not even close.

Benjamin Button says: Things were becomin' different for me. My hair had very little grey and grew like weeds. My senses of smell was keener, my hearin' more acute. I could walk further and faster, while everybody else was agin', I was gettin' younger... all alone!

Karin Lane says: How do we know they're Coming? Karin Lane says: How do we know they're coming? Gerry Lane says: They're Coming. Ready? Gerry Lane says: They're coming. Ready?

Gerry Lane says: If you can fight, than fight. Gerry Lane says: If you can fight, then fight.

Gerry Lane says: Be prepared for anything.

Gerry Lane says: Just know I'm coming back.

Gerry Lane says: Run!

Frankie McGuire says: I will destruct and destroy with my bogus Irish accent. Aye laddie!

Benjamin Button says: There's somethin' peaceful, even comfortin' knowin' the people you love are asleep in their beds where nothin' can harm them.

Benjamin Button says: I was thinkin' how nothin' lasts, and what a shame that is Daisy says: Some things last.

Benjamin Button says: Some people were born to sit by a river, some to be struck by lightenin', some have an ear for music, some are artists, some know buttons, some know Shakespeare, some are mothers and some people can dance.

Billy Beane says: You think you're special? David Justice says: Well, you are paying me 8 million dollars a year, so yeah. Billy Beane says: No, no. We aren't paying you. The Yankees are paying half of your salary. The Yankees are paying you 4 million dollars to play against them Billy Beane says: No, no. We aren't paying you. The Yankees are paying half of your salary. The Yankees are paying you 4 million dollars to play against them.

Paula Carson says: "Not until your grades improve" Paula Carson says: Not until your grades improve. Dwight Ingalls says: "At that rate, we'll never do it" Dwight Ingalls says: At that rate, we'll never do it.

Tyler Durden says: I am profoundly vanilla.

Lt. Aldo Raine says: You know something Uitivich? I think this just might be my masterpiece.

Achilles says: Play your tricks on me. But not on my cousin. Odysseus says: You have your swords. I have my tricks. We play with the toys the gods give us.

Odysseus says: We need you. Greece needs you. Achilles says: Greece got along fine before I was born. And Greece will remain Greece long after I am gone.

Achilles says: We men are wretched things.

Tyler Durden says: The first rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions.

Claudia says: You dress me like a doll. You make my hair like a doll. Why? You want me to be a doll forever?! Louis says: Claudia ~ don't... Louis says: Claudia, don't. Claudia says: WHY NOT?! (cuts her hair) Can't I change like everybody else? Claudia says: Why not? Can't I change like everybody else?

Rusty Ryan says: That's right Topher.

Metro Man says: And I love you, random citizen!

Prince Hector of Troy says: I've seen this moment in my dreams. I'll make a pact with you. With the gods as our witnesses, let us pledge that the winner will allow the loser all the proper funeral rituals. Achilles says: There are no pacts between lions and men. [takes off helmet] Now you know who you're fighting. Achilles says: There are no pacts between lions and men. Now you know who you're fighting. Prince Hector of Troy says: I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday. And I wish it had been, but I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved. Prince Hector of Troy says: I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday. And I wish it had been, but I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved. Achilles says: You gave him the honor of your sword. You won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: this is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles. Achilles says: You gave him the honor of your sword. You won't have eyes tonight, you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know - this is Hector, the fool who thought he killed Achilles.

Tyler Durden says: You don't know where I've been, Lou. (Laughing hysterically) You don't know where I've been!

Early Grayce says: What kinda koo-koo brain keeps a cactus in her purse?

Tyler Durden says: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Tyler Durden says: What's that smell?

Jackie says: What's the problem? Driver says: It's murder and they're squeamish. Jackie says: Oh, for fuck's sake! Who's running things? Driver says: You have no idea! No decision makers. I gotta take them by the hand and I gotta walk them slowly through it like they're retarded children. Jackie says: What is it, a committee? Driver says: Total corporate mentality!

Mr. O'Brien says: You make yourself what you are. You gotta control your own destiny. Can't say "I can't". You say I'm having trouble, I'm not done yet. You can't say "I can't". Mr. O'Brien says: You make yourself what you are. You gotta control your own destiny. Can't say 'I can't'. You say I'm having trouble, I'm not done yet. You can't say 'I can't'.

Mr. O'Brien says: (about his son, Jack) I made him feel shame. My shame. Mr. O'Brien says: [about his son, Jack] I made him feel shame. My shame.

Tyler Durden says: Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion ? Narrator says: (Mumbles) Narrator says: [mumbles] Tyler Durden says: I'm sorry.... Tyler Durden says: I'm sorry... Narrator says: I still can't think of anything. Narrator says: Ah....Flashback humour. Narrator says: Ah... flashback humour.

Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa says: Ooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? "That's a bingo"? Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa says: Ooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo'? Lt. Aldo Raine says: You just say "Bingo." Lt. Aldo Raine says: You just say 'Bingo.' Col. Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa says: Bingo! How fun!

Achilles says: You're a far better king than the one leading this army.

Jackie says: America is not a country. It's just a business. Now pay me.

Jackie says: "Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America. And in America, you're on your own." America is not a country. It's just a business. Now pay me. Jackie says: Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America. And in America, you're on your own. America is not a country. It's just a business. Now pay me.

Humph says: Conroy: You can't shoot the shoots, Pauly. Paul: You can try. Humph: You can die trying. Conroy says: You can't shoot the shoots, Pauly. Paul Maclean says: You can try. Humph says: You can die trying.

Metro Man says: Revenge is a dish best serve cold! MegaMind says: Well it can easily re-heated... In the Microwave of Evil! MegaMind says: Well it can easily re-heated... In the microwave of evil!

Lt. Aldo Raine says: Y'know what, Uttivich? I think this might just be my masterpiece.

Lt. Aldo Raine says: Every German we meet wearing a Nazi uniform... they're gonna die. Lt. Aldo Raine says: Thats why any 'n every sombitch we find wearin a nazi uniform.... They're gonn die.

Jackie says: "This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community? Don't make me laugh! I'm livin in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country, it's just a buisness... now fuckin pay me!" Jackie says: This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community? Don't make me laugh! I'm livin in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country, it's just a buisness... now fuckin pay me!

Jackie says: I live here in America. And in America, you're on your own.