Obama Under Fire For Suggesting There Are Only Two Genders

SINGAPORE—Barack Obama has come under fire from the Left after saying women are better leaders than men. Those taking issue with Obama's remarks have pointed out that Obama's bigoted statement suggests there are only two genders and that there are biological differences between the two.

"Now women, I just want you to know; you are not perfect, but what I can say pretty indisputably is that you're better than us," Obama said during a speech at a private event. Progressives in the audience immediately began booing.

"POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE: PLEASE CAN WE STOP WITH THE GENDERED LANGUAGE!" one protester cried out after providing his preferred pronouns."IT'S VERY TRIGGERING FOR SOME OF US, THANK YOU. ALSO YOU ARE CANCELED."

Obama quickly apologized to the LGBT community and proposed forcing transition surgeries on millions of people throughout the country to increase the number of trans people, though he did promise that "if you like your gender, you can keep your gender."

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