Hat Describing Contest: PART DEUX!

I AM NOT BLAMING, ACCUSING OR TRYING TO CRITICIZE VALVE FOR THIS IN ANY WAY

~*~THE (unofficial) HAT DESCRIBING CONTEST: PART DEUX~*~

submission

Give a brief, interesting description of the nondescript item in 75 words or less.



You must be the sole author of the description and the material must be original to you.



There is no clear winner or loser, everyone can participate by making their own descriptions or approving of others descriptions with a quoted text of the idea in their post and a simple "I Approve/^ this/That's a good one!/Me likely!" or any variation of approval.



Everyone is also welcome to make improvement suggestions, but keep them reasonable and respectful

Lastly and MOST IMPORTANT



Lastly and DO NOT DISRESPECT/INSULT/PUT DOWN/MOCK/ANY VARIATION OF ABUSE ANYONE'S SUBMISSION!!!



I can't stress this enough people...remember, this is unofficial, so any suggestion a person makes here is for mere FUN! If you don't care for their idea, then don't respond! This is purely for the enjoyment of seeing creativity of the community! Why so serious?

So without further ado...

Lets get this (very unofficial and not any way a petition) contest going...for fun!



Good Luck!

Garen Laulbrei {✚}



NOTE: For your convenience I have made the first ten posts on this thread into class-based lists of all the hats that need a description...trust me on this folks, you don't have to worry about not being able to find a favorite hat to add a description to...there are a TON to choose from!



*SOURCES:

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Hat_Describing_Contest

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=4245

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=960

The following discussion threadany of the following:Official.A petition.AND/ORAn attempt to start flame war, arguments...etc.Ithowever:Open to all for ideas.Request for Valve to consider.AND/OR. Interactive and fun!With that said...Members of the Team Fortress 2 Discussion Forums...we all have at least some hats and misc items, perhaps there are a few of you who are cosmetic collectors? We wouldn't be playing this game much if we didn't like the items our classes can wear at least a little bit right?Regardless I want to ask you to take a good look at your small/medium/large/massive hat collection, namely those that you got between Halloween of 2013 and up through the recent strongbox releases, and tell me if you see anything missing...don't worry I'll give you a moment♪Jeopardy Theme♬Do you see? There are no descriptions!Scream Fortress 2013 items,Smissmas items andStrongbox items to this date are without descriptions!! And that'sthe many other items prior to these recent releases that still are without descriptions! (See both Demoman's Fro & Pyro's Beanie, both are now retired items!)Now let me make this abundantly clear...I am merely stating what I noticed and would like to offer a solution that can not only fix these issues, but also help Valve ease their work load and also get the community involved besides making more workshop items to be put into the game. I think we as a community need to nip this in the bud and give Valve a helping hand! I am therefore "suggesting" (again not petitioning for) the revival of an old contest to make sure all items have a description of some sort.Some of you TF2 Veterans might have already gathered what I am speaking of by the title of the thread alone, for you newer players (since 2011 forward) For your consideration (and Valve's), Allow me to introduce:Thesuggestion rules are simple: