No no no, actually, the most perfect plan ever is:

1. Buy a jar of mayonnaise.

2. Eat it.



3. Take an empty mayonnaise jar. You know, no mayonnaise left but label says it's mayonnaise.

4. Fill it with vanilla pudding.

5. Sit in a public place.



6. Eat your vanilla pudding from the jar with a big spoon.



7. Record people reactions.

8. Put the video on YT.

9. Earn a lot of YT money.

10. Have a lot of money for more mayonnaise.

