As per the uprising of Pewdiepiephobia , a fellow 9 year old rises up to bring justice back and to bring back joy to the PewNews headquarters. I'm a 9 year old willing to single-handedly take down A petition that threatens our leader's safety, join me today and you will not be let down , for i have the power of the brofist and the nine year-old leader himself. May Felix's light shine upon us all.