How is it that you're able to give zero fucks all day every day? I need to know your secrets.

Hi Kamfails. I’m very happy with myself and am just letting myself do my thing. A flower doesn’t look at another flower and go “WTF her stem is way better and how can i get petals like that?"

They just fuckin’ bloom.

WILLAM

p.s. Except my onion. That don’t bloom. It’s always grumpy and brown.