One of the more amusing implications of Bernanke's relentless desire to destroy the world is that he is causing a surge in profit margins for retailers like costco which are now actively engaged in provisioning for the upcoming monetary policy-induced apocalypse. And here is the deal of the day, courtesy of producer shelf reliance ("your premier source for food storage and emergency preparedness planning") as Bernanke is apparently dead set on immitating the BOJ in purchasing ETFs openly, as opposed to using its secret Citadel dark pool channels: $799 buys you a 1-year food supply for 1 person or 5,011 total servings. Thank you Bernanke - your actions have now lead people to believe you are the antichrist. We can't decide if Geithner is famine or pestilence.

(link here for those who would rather not wait until Bernanke terminally breaks the dollar)

Full package includes:



The THRIVE 1 Year Food Supply comes complete with 84 #10 (gallon size) cans of grains, fruits, veggies, protein & beans, dairy, and baking essentials. With over 5,000 servings and many foods with a shelf life of up to 25 years, this package will give you variety, nutrition, and peace of mind.

12 month food supply for 1 Person

6 month food supply for 2 People

3 month food supply for 4 People

Shipment arrives in 14 separate boxes

Grains and rice have a shelf life of up to 30 years

Freeze-dried foods have a shelf life of up to 25 years

Dehydrated foods have a shelf life of up to 15 years

Simple rehydration instructions, recipes, and helpful tips are included on each can

5,011 total servings

84 gallon-sized cans

This THRIVE 1 Year 1 Person Food Storage package contains 84 #10 (gallon size) cans. See below for specific package contents.

Grains

8 Cans of Instant White Rice (48 servings per can)

12 Cans of Hard White Winter Wheat (44 servings per can)

3 Cans of 6 Grain Pancake Mix (50 servings per can)

2 Cans of Elbow Macaroni (45 servings per can)

Vegetables

6 Cans of Dehydrated Potato Chunks (42 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Sweet Corn (46 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Green Peas (41 servings per can)

1 Cans of Dehydrated Chopped Onions (45 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Mushroom Pieces (48 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Broccoli (47 servings per can)

Fruits

2 Cans of Organic Apple Slices (48 servings per can)

2 Cans of Freeze-Dried Strawberries (45 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Blueberries (50 servings per can)

1 Can of Freeze-Dried Blackberries (49 servings per can)

2 Cans of Freeze-Dried Raspberries (48 servings per can)

Dairy

6 Cans of Powdered Milk (43 servings per can)

3 Cans of Chocolate Drink Mix (48 servings per can)

Proteins/Beans

The taste and texture of TVP (Textured Vegetable Protein) is consistent with real meat, making it a great addition to vegetarian diets

3 Cans of Bacon TVP (47 servings per can)

3 Cans of Beef TVP (44 servings per can)

3 Cans of Chicken TVP (45 servings per can)

2 Cans of Taco TVP (42 servings per can)

6 Cans of Pinto Beans (49 servings per can)

1 Can of Black Beans (49 servings per can)

2 Cans of Lima Beans (49 servings per can)

3 Cans of Lentils (52 servings per can)

6 Cans of Whole Eggs (236 servings per can)

Cooking Basics

2 Cans of White Sugar (46 servings per can)

h/t Louis