Geeking out over Pokémon is finally cool thanks to the recent arrival of Pokémon Go. It's no longer a passive 1990s card game played in middle school cafeterias. In order to catch 'em all, you need to ditch your air conditioning and Netflix and take to the actual streets.

But the competition is fierce. Last week, 7.5 million users downloaded the app. When your turf is a sprawling suburban wonderland like Broward County, hunting in tactical locations will make all the difference. Just stay hydrated and try not to trip over any dead bodies.