Wow. Obviously I’m biased, but I found this incredible. That first phone call to the girl, with the birthday invitation? The guy even put some kind of effect on to make it sound like a phone call. The music, the creepy shots taken from the comedy doc I made before Barstool, and other little bits from months of videos. Video editing is a sorcery I don’t understand; I’m an x’s and o’s guy. I think of shit and tell them to turn the camera on, and most of the time it’s really stupid. But when you’ve got an editing wizard working on your behalf, you can turn shit into sugar. Hat tip to this guy, and to all our wonderful editors here at Barstool who never get any credit.

Having said that, this video is creepy in two ways. Obviously, it makes me seem very creepy. But it’s also creepy that there’s someone out there who went through weeks and weeks of videos to cobble together a highlurk reel, for free. Didn’t send it to me in an email asking for a job, didn’t get paid for it, just… did it for fun? He already knows I put the lotion on every day because of the sun.