The evangelical Christian hate group One Million Moms (Twitter count: 3759) is furious that The Hallmark Channel is airing the following commercial that involves a wedding kiss between two women:

What’s wrong with that ad? Nothing, unless your entire existence revolves around demonizing LGBTQ people.

One viewer commented on the board: “Why would you show a lesbian wedding commercial on the Hallmark Channel? Hallmark movies are family friendly, and you ruined it with the commercial.” Another viewer wrote: “Our family was watching a wonderful Hallmark movie based on a true story. It was late, but our daughter was up late with us. During the commercial break, there was a commercial from Zola with two women lip locking! Please Hallmark … we are fed up with having the gay agenda crammed down our throats! You are one of the few channels we thought we would not have to deal with this issue! Please remove this and any other gay, lesbian, bisexual, or anything else it is called from your channels. … We love you but won’t keep watching with this type of ads.” … Shame on Hallmark for airing commercials with same-sex couples and even considering movies with LGBT content and lead characters. Until recently, Hallmark had a good record for keeping their movies and commercials family friendly. Now, parents can no longer trust Hallmark because Hallmark is no longer allowing parents to be the primary educators when it comes to sex and sexual morality.

Imagine how sad your life must be that this wedding commercial ruined your day…

These people have no problem with hours upon hours of straight people acting in cookie-cutter rom-coms that feature relationships that look nothing like reality, but a few seconds of a short kiss followed by lesbians running down the aisle? That’s unnatural!

Their petition also cites “Romans 1:18-32,” which includes a verse about how God calls for gay people to be put to death. Because that’s what Christmas cheer looks like when you’re a white evangelical Christian.

