KIM Jong-un has confirmed that the US-North Korea summit ended when President Trump attempted to kiss him.

The US president claimed the summit ended abruptly because he refused to lift sanctions, but Jong-un said he walked out after rebuffing Trump’s romantic advances.

He said: “I entered the room and found talks were apparently to be held in a hot tub, lit only by candles, which I had not agreed to but went along with because I was curious.

“Trump, who was wearing a solid-gold medallion of the Great Seal of the United States on his chest, said that he was willing to lift all sanctions and it was not my nuclear arsenal he was interested in.

“I was plied with Louis XIII cognac, which I have a weakness for, and was attempting to steer the conversation onto reunification when he leaned in with puckered lips and attempted to kiss me on the mouth.

“Outraged, I left Trump and our translators in the hot tub, walking past vice-president Mike Pence who had been watching creepily from a corner, and returned to North Korea.”

Trump said: “Fake news. I walked out. He tried to kiss me. Because I’m beautiful. The most beautiful guy he’s ever seen.”