homestuck is communist

communism is evil. it’s against the bible. homestuck is very communist and evil, and it is most obvious when we look at three specific characters.

the leader of the humans, john, uses the hammer as his weapon. the grey demons’ leader uses a sickle to kill people. when you put the two leaders together, they make the hammer and the sickle. everybody knows that the hammer and the sickle are the communist symbols.

dave is the real evil communist leader though. his color is red, which is the color of communism. also, in the beginning of the game, he uses a program that steals grist from the wealthiest player, john, and distributes it equally to the poorer players.

dave also uses trickery to take over the entire economy of a whole planet by taking advantage of his time travel powers to win the stock market. he uses all the money to do whatever he wants while all of the other people on his planet starve, and they get so hungry, they to try to eat dave. but dave just used his slippery communist diplomacy to escape.

karkat, the leader of the demons, is also especially communist. his ancestor went around the world convincing people to be equal with one another. this is the same tricky idea that ruined russia. karkat’s color is red, the same as satan dave’s, the color of communism. his symbol is also based off of iron handcuffs, which represent the bondage of all the people under communist rule.

homestuck is subliminally brainwashing its readers to be communist by hiding it in all of the little details, and people eat it up. since communism is a sin, it’s just proof that homestuck is trying to send all of its readers to hell.

a submssion by tapmeister!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT COMMUNISM IS BUT I THINK THIS EXPLAINS WHAT COMMUNISM IS AND if homestuck is communist then both are evil and homestuck is now TWICE AS EVIL!!