Yesterday, in its infinite wisdom, ESPN gave us White Michael Vick. We're still not sure entirely why, although it "got people talking" in the way that most silly ESPN things do. It also got the crafty minds of the internet a-Photoshoppin'. Here are some of our favorites, though you should send others into tips@deadspin.com should you find a splendid one we missed, or should you want to make your own.



What if Michael Vick were made of spare ribs, via Joe Sports Fan.

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My own creation! Marcus Michael Vick!


What if Peyton Manning were black, via The Source.


What if Michael Vick had no head, via Joe Sports Fan.


What if Michael Vick were a Pitbull, via John C. Townsend.


Black Tom Brady, via Robert Littal.


What if Michael Vick were Kevin Kolb, from Barry, who wants bonus points for not having Photoshop.


What if Michael Vick had Michele Bachmann eyes, via @Sportswookiee.


What if Michael Vick were Jaleel White, via reader Matt.


Hurricane White Michael Vick, via reader Nate.


What if Michael Vick were Captain Crunch, via reader Corey.


What if Michael Vick were right-handed, from Scocca.