So as you surely know by now, it turns out that the Pirates of the Caribbean movies weren’t a trilogy. And what better time than the just-ended San Diego Comic Con to unveil the first trailer for the upcoming fourth film in the franchise. Well, maybe trailer isn’t really the right word. It’s more like an awkward chat with Johnny Depp, wherein we apparently play the role of a young, patronized child.

As uncomfortable as the whole methodology behind the trailer is, here are some major takeaways: Mermaids, Fountain of Youth, Zombies!

Enjoy:

(Via The Daily What)

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