With Christmas under a week away, and Hanukkah starting today, you likely have a refrigerator door full of holiday cards at home right now, featuring friends, family, and awkwardly dressed kids whose names you can’t remember. There might even be a dog or two in there. Perhaps the kids are making snow angels. Here at Mediaite, we get our fair share of cards, too. They’re just not as trite.

Take, for instance, the greeting we received from Fox News. In case you forgot that they had a great year, the network took the occasion of their annual holiday card to remind you. Merry Christmas? Maybe not, as the term “Christmas” is conspicuously, (and perhaps wisely?) absent from the card. Why politicize the holidays with good cheer!

The cover features a fox (get it?) racing ahead of CBS, ABC, and NBC. Make sure to note the CNN and MSNBC characters peeking over the hill on the left. Detractors (ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, and MSNBC) are sure to recoil at the bravado in the card, which is, of course, just the way Fox News likes it.

It gets better once you open the card. Instead of a simple “Season’s Greetings!” there is this parody:

(Sing to the tune of “Joy to the World”)

Joy to the world for Fox News Channel

Consistently number one

We are the network that viewers choose

Fair and balanced news

See our ratings we don’t lose

Beating the rest in TV news On things for certain, we’re here to stay

As our fifteenth we celebrate

News-gathering redefined, our news channel’s one of a kind

So many wished we would fail

But we proved we’re far from frail

And winning we are as behind us they do trail Our talent can’t be matched, one can’t deny

But sadly they still try

Bill O’Reilly and Hannity, Shepard Smith and Megyn Kelly

With Fox & Friends on the couch we sit

While Cavuto gives us a financial twist

We go live with The Five and tough questions Baier doesn’t miss Joy to the world for Fox News Channel

The most trusted name in news

The best in breaking news, exclusive interview

We are the ones to beat

Defeat we shall not meet

So into the background the rest do retreat

Give Fox News credit — they never miss the chance to remind you who sits at the top of the ratings, even if this instance is with a wink and a nod.

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