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Rat: Hey, neighbor Bob. How goes it? Bob: Good. I got a new tattoo. What do you think? Rat: Given that it's now a permanent part of your body, I can't exactly criticize it like I would a new shirt. But if I could, I'd say it's a notch below the kind of art you'd find for sale in a gas station parking lot. Bob: Feel free to be less honest. Rat: Oooh, dolphins. Neato!