Candyland Bureau of Investigation Special Agent wrathlet reporting:

Our Chicago field office was recently the recipient of a rather grisly package- a coffin stuffed full with the remnants of dozens of candy people. Doing a minimum parts analysis, I have determined that at least twenty individuals, perhaps more, have been ruthlessly slaughtered and butchered and their parts wrapped in plastic for transit. Preferred parts were fingers, ears, and brains, with the occasional nose and foot as well. Teeth were packaged together and extracted carefully with their roots, indicating a level of sophistication and extensive knowledge of dental surgery. This killer is clearly intelligent, educated, and patient. Were they not a cold-blooded homicidal maniac, I would probably assume they were generally awesome.

As if nearly a hundred individual body parts weren't enough to demonstrate the depths of this killer's depravity, shipped along with the plastic-wrapped organs were the remains of a tiny lady, dressed in a traditional flamenco dancer's costume and posed in a position that indicates a familiarity with both Dia de los Muertos traditions and intimate knowledge of a population of tiny humanoids.

Please be advised that if you are a tiny humanoid or a candy person, we are no closer to catching this incredibly dangerous criminal! Any information to our tip line would be greatly appreciated.