Do you wear jeans? If you're a human being, there is at least a 99% chance that you're wearing jeans right now. Jeans are so ubiquitous that cool guys like us take pride in expressing our uniqueness through everything from insignificant manufacturing details to tiny rips and tears. Our favorite jeans are our lances as we tip quixotically at the windmill of true individuality. Raw denim, destroyed denim, dad denim, skinny denim, patchwork denim—what does it all mean and, more importantly, what does your favorite pair of jeans say about you? Walk with me as we search for a indigo-stained truth.