In case you did not hear the decent news that Bryce Harper had signed the thiccest contact in MLB history I have linked to an article that explains the contract. I say decent because Harper did not sign with a division rival like the Giants or the Dodger evil. I was expecting to find more memes regarding Harper’s contract and the Phillies, but the Well is a bit dry. I hope the Snakepit’s finest meme’rs can help with the roast on this Meme Monday.

The poster with the most rec’d meme will win a slightly rusted, apartment-patio-sized charcoal bbq grill. You know the round one? It even still has some decent coal briquettes inside. Perfect for grilling bar-s hot dogs this spring.

Now my fellow Brutes, destroy the Harper.