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A Michigan woman named Jennifer Gille stole a cab while she was in Louisiana. What's funny about this story is that she was naked when she stole it. However, she wasn't naked when she got into the cab.





So, what happened?





Well, according to CBSNews.com the woman entered the cab in Louisiana and demanded to be taken to Michigan. The cab driver refused and once he did, she took off her clothes.









(Jennifer Gille, Covington Police Dept.)





Let me get this straight. The man REFUSED her demand and she took off her clothes? This completely contradicts the entire rule of getting a woman naked.





When the woman got naked, the cab driver went into a police station and the woman drove off. Officials found her a block away still naked.





Officials took the woman's mug shot with her clothes on. Probably because all the photos would be of her boobs. The fact is boobs are very mesmerizing. Boobs on a pogo stick could walk into a room and men would think, "what a nice rack on such a skinny chick. Man, can she jump!" Gille probably knew this; hence the decision to remove her clothes. Unfortunately for her, when her clothes came on, she was easily booked for being a lunatic.







