Saw this. Got inspired.



Pon (a parody of Metallica's 'One')

By Zid



I can't let you wear that thing.

It's bad on you. Look at those seams.

Now I'm sad inside. I need ice cream.

Where's Spike? Come feed me.



The clothes we wear help refine our breed.

I stitch them up magically.

Ponyquins to the right and left of me

all look rather plain now.



Thread the eye as my needle floats.

Oh, Celestia! Guide me!



Spun with a loom. I owned that wheel.

Look at those pumps. Could you just squeal?

My fashion show's the grande reveal

when all these fashions go live.



Darling-the rudeness. It's so gauche.

Kindness and friendship suit you most.

I hope you'll discover generosity

make you a refined pony.



Thread the eye as my needle floats.

Oh, Celestia! Guide me!



Now the show is on! Their time has come!

Celestia, let my fashions glow all throughout my show.

Oh, Celestia shine on me!



Fashion.

It defines me.

Refined pony.

A stunning designer.

In the limelight.

Tonights my night.

Fashions top shelf.

Look at them all sell!



Manehatten-

I've got a shop there.

Nothings -too- cheap.

Nothing on clearance.

Soon it's the world.

Dresses for sale.

Never been droll.

All with the aid of Ms. Pommel.