When you step back and take a look at it, college football is full of odd and comical minutiae. That's what makes it great. Every program has quirks that make it unique and also laughable to the outside world.

So each week during the 2015 season, Ben Goren will explore the weird ticks of Northwestern's opponents. Because... well, because Every Week is Hate Week.

In Week 3 of our series, Goren holds nothing back as he goes off on Duke — sorry, Dook. He mocks Dook's obnoxiously fratty and douchey culture, its lack of any football history other than its historically bad losing streaks, and its imminent reaction to Saturday's loss.