So yesterday I was sitting at work, and the Purolator guy came as usual. Only this time he had a package he was confused about.

"Who the hell is Bullet Wolf?"

I greedily snapped the package up, signed for it, and replied "I'll find them, don't worry!"

After the delivery guy left, I tore into the package and was immediately delighted!

Inside was a box full of candy from my childhood, a flashdrive filled with 90s cartoons from my kid/teenagehood, and an awesome shrinky-plastic trinket and a duct-tape wallet!

Thank you so much, Santa! You're awesome!