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Times interview that I was asked to give for no discernible reason, it's my discretion who I want to give my money to, it's not for the government to decide I make a little too much and so I need to share it with other people. That's not the American dream. That is a belief I will hold until the day I die: The government doesn't decide who I give my money to.I do. Also, I've decided not to give it to anyone.

"I'd like to see you try to take my money, Senator Obama"

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Senator Obama thinks of himself as a "Robin Hood" figure, taking money from the greedy, evil corporations and redistributing it to the peasants. Again, as stated in the Times, I resent being called a "peasant." And if, as some have pointed out, Obama meant that I'm the greedy, evil corporation, I resent that, too. Hell, even if I'm supposed to be Robin Hood in this tricky, poorly-conceived metaphor, I'm still full of resentment. Basically I just don't want anyone touching my money. America, I'm a simple man. All I want in this life is all of the money in the world. That's it. I want to be rich, and I just don't want anyone screwing with my hard-earned toilet money. I'm just your average plumber earning a quarter of a million dollars a year, looking to expand my empire and make sure the government isn't involved in any way. So what if I refuse to pay taxes and am not technically a licensed plumber? Should that stop me from being a plumber who wants the government to play fair? If I'm president, it will not. This is, really, the only issue I can concretely say I'm running on. If elected, I promise the American People that