i wake up to some banging at the door. there stood the mail man with my package. been waiting this for weeks. damn richmond california was holding the package way too long. package was like a week late. not the point to this. its time to open this awesome thing

first thing i see when opening is a nice letter. nice, short, in cursive. i approve. i enjoy seeing some nice cursive writing.

now to opening the package. i was gonna just read the little notes and just tear the living life out of them, but god damn this wrapping paper is thick and stretchy. i know. thats what she said. so i opened them all carefully.

first thing was some peeps. peeps are awesome. marshmallows alone are awesome but in little chick shapes coated in sugar. thats the 2nd best of all the marshmallows. first is totally lucky charm marshmallow. if you disagree, u are wrong.

then came the peanut butter kandy kakes. i love peanut butter and i love cakes. plus its only 90 calories. awesome. i doubt this will even make it past the nite. i had one and it is amazing.

then i opened the taffy. never really had taffy before outside of laffy taffy. i tried the green one. a slight crunch and very chewy after that first bite. im digging it. very good.

next was the butterscotch krimpets. what the hell are krimpets. looks amazing but never heard of the word krimpets in my life. opened one and it was like my tongue just had a tongasm. like wow. amazing. fat boy status right there. as writhing this im saddened that half the box is gone :(

finally i opened the gift that was not wrapped like all the rest. the odd ball of the family. it was chocolate covered pretzels. its not like them small preztels either like the flipz. these a good sized pretzels coated in milk chocolate. im actually gonna be taking these to work and munching on them all nite... or for an hour and they get destroyed by me.

all in all this was and awesome snacks gift from across the world from jersey shore to me in hawaii. you and your husband is awesome. you both deserve a butterscotch krimpet. just not from me. these last 3 are mine. now if you will excuse me, im gonna go and get fat now