Wanna watch thousands of frothy-mouthed, cranky, overly emotional rage-donkeys lose their ever-loving minds on Twitter? Look no further than these two tweets from President Trump sent first thing this morning, incidentally the first tweets he’s sent since the Mueller investigation wrapped up.

Only HE could get this sort of reaction tweeting something so simple …

Good Morning, Have A Great Day! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 24, 2019

HOW DARE TRUMP WISH US A GOOD MORNING AND A GREAT DAY THAT MONSTER I HATE EVERYTHING WE WANT FREE COLLEGE AND HEALTH CARE REEEEEEEEEEE …

Don’t believe us? See for yourself.

NO Comment about the Mueller Report?? — Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) March 24, 2019

Ed Krassenstein. We can’t decide if he’s the more annoying of the twin brothers who used to be Bieber fan accounts …

Oh we will. I'm sure you will be sitting on that golden throne all day waiting for the Mueller report! — Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) March 24, 2019

We’re pretty sure Trump isn’t all that worried about the report, chief.

This is a very weird tweet — Lukas Cox (@lukascoxmusic) March 24, 2019

Is it?

We’re pretty sure he can and yeah, that’s not happening.

These poor people.

Did you just resign? Congrats! — Clyde Steel (@ClydeSteel) March 24, 2019

Imagine how far a stick has to be wedged up someone’s backside to be this angry over a tweet saying, ‘Good morning.’

Wait, maybe don’t imagine that.

you resigning?? — rummy bear (@gummi_bjorn) March 24, 2019

Broken record.

Then Trump tweed this …

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 24, 2019

They’re gonna BLOW.

Hopefully Mueller "MAKES AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" by turning his report over to Congress. — Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) March 24, 2019

BTW, your son is still going to be indicted. — Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) March 24, 2019

You’d think by now they’d have learned NOT to make such ridiculous claims but hey, once a Krassenstein always a Krassenstein.

Why would he resign?

Make Taliban and dictatorships great again!! — Samyak Sambit (@samyaksambit) March 24, 2019

HUH? We stopped trying to make sense of these crazy people years ago.

Criminal — Timothy Beauchamp ????????=??? (@cowboyneok) March 24, 2019

Please note this editor managed NOT to make a ‘your mom’ joke.

There you go! How are we going to do that now? Maybe start with a new @POTUS? — Mark N Jackson ? (@Mark_N_Jackson) March 24, 2019

It must be so exhausting being this upset all of the time.

And the media … what’s their take on these tweets?

JUST IN: Trump breaks silence, tweets for first since Mueller finished Russia investigationhttps://t.co/Lhc7POF0Rb pic.twitter.com/ITcgK8MJQt — The Hill (@thehill) March 24, 2019

BREAKS HIS SILENCE. Seriously?! EL OH EL.

When the Sunday shows are analyzing a tweet that says Good morning we have reached peak something. And I’m not even sure we have a name for it ? — Stacey (@ScotsFyre) March 24, 2019

Poutrage.

That is ABSOLUTELY what we’ve witnessed over the past 48 hours.

Heh.

Good morning, Mr. President.

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