THESE COMMERCIALS ARE ALLSO GODDAMNED STUPID !

JESUS CHRIST, HOW LONG IS THISCOMMERCIAL BREAK GONNA BE ?

WHAT IF THEY DON'T SHOWTHE TERRANCE AND PHILLIPTRAILER AT ALL ?

WHAT IF WE WENT THROUGHALL THIS FOR NOTHING ?

THEY HAVE TO SHOW IT !THEY PROMISED THEY WOULD !

YOU GUYS, CALM DOWN !

THIS IS WHAT TV SHOWSALWAYS DO !

THEY MAKE THE LASTCOMMERCIAL BREAK THE LONGEST.

THAT'S BULLCRAP !TV SHOWS ARE GAY !

WAIT A MINUTE !LOOK !

THE FOLLOWINGPREVIEW IS--

THIS IS IT !THIS IS IT !

( man's deep voice )COMING THIS SUMMER...

THE GREATEST CANADIAN DUOOF ALL TIME IS BACK.

( fast, intense music )

FARRRT !

( all )WHOOO-HOOO !YEEESSS !

THAT LOOKSAWESOME !

THEY WERE WEARINGCOWBOY HATS !

DID YOU SEE ?DID YOU SEE ?!

CLYDE, CLYDE,DID YOU GUYS SEE IT ?!

YEAH ! WE THINK IT'SGONNA BE GOOD TOO !

I'M SO GLAD WEDIDN'T MISS IT !

YOU GUYS, CLYDE SAIDHE TAPED IT

AND KIDS CANCOME OVER NOW TO SEE !

OH DUDE, LET'S GO !

IT LOOKS EVEN BETTER THANTHEIR FIRST MOVIE, HUH ?

YEAH, SURE DOES !

( Stan )I WONDER IF IT'SALL A WESTERN !

( Butters )HOW FAR AWAYIS JUNE ?

Well, we sure had a good timetoday, didn't we, kids ?

WE FOUGHT SOME CHINAMEN,A FEW PECKERS,

AND A LOT OF COLOMBIANSTO NAME JUST A FEW.

BUT I SURE AM GLAD WE GOT OL'WALLY-BEE BACK, AREN'T YOU ?

I'M GLAD TO BE BACK,RUSSELL !

OH, MY GOD,IT'S RUSSELL CROWE !

( mocking )"OH, MY GOD,IT'S RUSSELL CROWE !

OH, MY GOD,BALLGHGH !"

WHY DON'T YOU GO FLUSH YOURSELFTOWN A TOILET, YA CU--

MOOOOOO-OOOOO.

( gasps )UH-OH, TUGGER'S WHISTLE.

YOU KNOW WHATTHAT MEANS !

♪ TUGGER'S WHISTLE'SBLOWIN' ♪

♪ MEANS WE MUST BE GOIN'

♪ NO MORE RUSSELL CROWE'NFOR YOU ♪

♪ BUT NOW DON'T YOUSTART TO WHINE ♪

♪ I'LL SEE YA AGAINNEXT TIME ♪

♪ 'CUZ THERE'S PLENTY A MOREA FIGHTIN' LEFT TO DOOOOO ♪

♪ MAKING MOVIES,MAKING SONGS ♪

♪ AND FIGHTIN''ROUND THE WORLD ♪♪

SEE YA NEXT TIME,EVERYBODY !

SO I'M SUPPOSED TO PRESS 'MENU'THEN 'FUNCTION' THEN 'ENTER'.