Hey guys… I am tired of getting into a band or movie then six months later everybody is talking about it. I mean I was there first and everybody else just ruins my favorite things. Let’s be serious here people if you think that “The Cave” is Mumford and Sons’ best song then you should jump off a bridge — something I did first in 1995. So to clear the air I want everybody on the internet to know everything I discovered before the mainstream culture “machine” ruined it.

Sriracha

Gotye

The Harlem Shake

Reddit

Fight Club

Radiohead

The Mars Volta

Jimmy Johns

Muenster Cheese

American Apparel

Thrift Shop by Macklemore

Kill Bill

Wood Fire Pizza

Coachella

V-Necks

Rainbows Flip Flops

Poutine

Thai Food

The Black Keys

Zippo Lighters

Tattoos

Yankee Candle Company

Susan G Komen

Nickels

Gatorade

30 Rock

The Beatles

Cappuccino

Alcohol

The Chicago Bears

Central Cooling

Engines

Rain

Pasta Salad

Blind Dates

Mice

Rats

Varmints

Jeans

Corduroys

Mustaches

Napoleon Bonaparte

Rome

The Gym

Scarves

Linens

Parks and Recreation

Hipsters

The Godfather pt II

The number 4

Paris

Chuckie Cheese

Mayonnaise

Bread

Hummus

Pesto

Mumford & Sons

Joe Pesci

Veganism

Shoelaces

Monster Energy

Bubbles

Potions

David Blaine

Rap-rock

Wakka Flocka Flame

Vaginas

Pork

Judaism

Nerds (the candy)

Nerds (the sterotype)

N.E.R.D (the artist)

Poker

Rocks

Jones Soda

Porcupines

The Simpsons

Paper

Osteoporosis

Sewers

Superman

Ghostbusters

Jogging

Paleography

The Matrix

Cows

Beyonce

Mail

Gorgonzola Cheese

Knifes

Swords

Katanas

American History

Leaves

Heat

Blind People

Rat Race (the movie)

Time

Metroid Prime

Morgan Freeman