Citation From the January 22, 2020, edition of Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight

TUCKER CARLSON (HOST): Keep your eyes on your own paper, class. But Schiff didn't stay in character for long. At one point, he seemed to switch abruptly from Mr. Chips to Dr. Strangelove.

The United States, Schiff complained to the 19 viewers still watching, confused, quote: “aids Ukraine and her people so that we can fight Russia over there, and we don't have to fight Russia here," end quote. Huh?

Wait a second, whoever said anything about fighting Russia, much less, quote, “over here?" Is Putin planning to invade the homeland? Is Milwaukee safe? Do unseen Slavic saboteurs move among us? What does Adam Schiff know about World War III that the rest of us don't know?

Well, unfortunately no one on CNN or MSNBC thought to ask him that. They were too deep in bliss. To the mouth breathers on cable television an Adam Schiff speech is like a brainstem massage. Surging waves of ecstasy flood the central nervous system, linear thought ceases. All that's left are satisfied grunts of pleasure.