Bowie wants to defend your honor by challenging all your would-be suitors to a bout of fisticuffs!Bowie's that stoner guy who sits at the back of your shop class, huffing paint thinner and saying "Duuude" a lot.Now he's that kid in your English class who reads a lot of Anne Sexton and writes emo poetry.COME JOIN THE CHESS CLUB!"That '71 Dodge Dart is aat $4000, but I can let you walk off the lot with it at $3800, plus I'll throw in some brand-new floormats and a six month warranty!"Bowie is a French brothel madame and he's inviting you upstairs to view his harem of lady-boys.Farmer Bo says that pigs are on special this week, £50 each or two for £75!Bowie's a concerned citizen who wanted to let you know that you've got a piece of spinach stuck right... there. No, to the left. Yeah, that's it.Billy Bob Bowie has a delightfully rustic shack somewhere in rural Georgia with his own moonshine still out back, and he thinks you have a purty mouth.