Me(Huntsman teacher)*stands next to Qrow as we both drink our flasks*: So let me Guess. She got daddy issues?



Qrow*sips whiskey*: yeah she was a attention whore after mom died. Dad just seemed to see her as a annoyance.



Me: are you really old enough to drink alcohol?



Qrow: Its for my body spasms



Me: my god what did the Branwen do to you? I know there pieces of shit after I left. But damn you have my sympathy



Qrow: thanks and one more question?



Me: what?



Qrow: Can you help me get with Summer



Me*cricket noise*:..............No she's already with Tai



Qrow: isn't having multiple wife's banned?



Me*raises eyebrow*: Not if there his girlfriends



Qrow: God damnit Tai.....



Me: don't worry I have extra booze in my refrigerator



Qrow: yeah I guess