Some movies are labors of love, the product of a singular vision and a lifetime of hard work. And sometimes, a guy just says “Make Jaws, but with a bear.”

A rogue bear is attacking campers! This means that the director films a bear, then a camper in a completely different state, then cuts back and forth between them until a shot where a fake bear paw swats an even faker severed arm in front of the camera. That’s filmmaking baby!

Despite this vicious animal running amok, the head of the park refuses to shut it down. Why? Because he’s bitter he doesn’t get to wear a sweet anchor jacket like Murray Hamilton!

Starring Bart The Bear’s mother, last seen duking it out with Leslie Nielsen in Day of the Animals, Grizzly will make you say “Smile you son of a sow*!”

*a sow is a female bear

Additional Contributors

Conor Lastowka - Senior Writer

Sean Thomason - Senior Writer

Contributing writers: Molly Hodgdon, Jason Miller and Mike Schuster