An all encompassing obsession with stools , not always of a sexual nature. The desire to take a big dump in every bathroom you find. To meticulously calculate this undertaking in a group. Fecal Fantasy Force

Billy: Gee Sally, I had the greatest Fecal Fantasy this morning.Sally: Really Billy, what's that?Billy: I wanna drop a deuce in every bathroom on our college campus.Sally: My dear! What an undertaking ! We may need to call for backup.Billy: QUICKLY SALLY TO THE BM HOTLINE !!!! Assemble the FECAL FANTASY FORCE!!!!Sally: Damn right!