At some point, you have gone to the dictionary and looked up rude words. You were probably about five or six.

Now, you're probably a little older than that, so let's upgrade to a map.

We've done the legwork of trawling the internet for you and filtered out the boring bits - here's the good stuff:

Picture: Carto/indy100

You smutty people can open a full size link here.

Or if you want to go by region...

South East:

South West:

North and Midlands:

Scotland and Ireland: