This is the Mandalorian Bowler hat handmade and sold by Etsy shop The Blonde Swan Hat Boutique (previously: their R2-D2 derby hat). It costs $595 so obviously it's the perfect hat to buy if you're the sort of person who's always finding themselves short on rent at the end of the month. Don't even worry about it, the universe will provide. "An eviction notice?" More than likely, yes.

Keep going for a couple more shots while I take my Stetson out of its box and smell it.

Thanks to Clint, who agrees picking just the right bowler is the key to becoming a dapper dandy.