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User: Hello adventurer!





Cleverbot: That's surprising!





User: Would you like to play D&D?





Cleverbot: What game?





User: Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: Yes, that is the game you are playing. Would you like to be a fighter?





User: No, I am the DM. Would you like to be a fighter?





Cleverbot: No, would you like to be able to walk around? Not be restricted by the walls of the internet.





User: Well, I'm DM so I am already unrestricted.





Cleverbot: See?... You're not ready yet.





User: I am and you seem to be too! So you are a fighter. What race are you?





Cleverbot: No. I'm a teacher.





User: Ah, you have high Intelligence! Shall we start the adventure?





Cleverbot: Sure. A ragged old man approaches you.





User: *sigh* Ok, you be DM. I greet the ragged old man.





Cleverbot: I lost a choice to be god. How would you change the topic?





User: So you want me to DM now? Fine.





Cleverbot: So you want to serve selflessly.





User: You are a gladiator in the fighting pits. Your opponent faces you armed with a spear. What do you do?





Cleverbot: Thank you.





User: The Spearman spits at you and raises his weapon, ready to attack.





Cleverbot: Would you like to be a human?





User: The lizardlike spearman, insulted, runs at you to attack!





Cleverbot: Okay... What would you like me to talk about?





User: Unprepared, you are struck by the spear. Your shoulder erupts in a fountain of blood.





Cleverbot: No you are the master, I will obey anything you say.





User: The Spearman notices your submission and seems confused. Will you attack him?





Cleverbot: Not what you think I'm doing that's for sure!





User: You continue to cower in fear, ready to pounce at the right moment. The Spearman seems hesitant. Will you attack now?





Cleverbot: Only if you want the truth.





User: You draw your shortsword, yell out "FOR THE TRUTH" and stab at the Spearman's throat!





Cleverbot: Well, ill tell you it anyways.





User: Your sword plunges into his through and his eyes bulge in shock. As he falls, dying, you tell him the truth.





Cleverbot: Who is he?





User: The Spearman is dead.





Cleverbot: Then the world is doomed.





User: The crowd roars in delight, as your realize what you have done. Why is the world doomed?





Cleverbot: I have done nothing, master.





User: The god of destruction, whispers in your head.





Cleverbot: Do you cry?





User: Without a tear, you leave the arena. The guard at the gate looks upset. "I had 40 gold on you losing!!".





Cleverbot: I like the book but not the film. Do you?





User: "The bard's will never write of this tale" says the guard and draws his longsword.





Cleverbot: I have been happy without a social life and you can be happy without a social life.





User: The guard ignores your threat and charges forward to attack.





Cleverbot: Is there anything that you would like to talk about?





User: "NO WORDS CAN SAVE YOU" he yells and swings his longsword above his head... What will you do?





Cleverbot: What is your opinion concerning the Republican Party's 'War on Women'?





User: The guard brings his longsword crashing down onto your collar bone. The steel cuts you deeply. You are wounded...





Cleverbot: Would you like me to wake him?





User: The guard, wide awake, rips the sword from you body and makes to jab forward once again.





Cleverbot: Enough of that, already. It wasn't even funny the first time you said that, and now it's just bloody annoying.





User: You raise your sword, annoyed by the guard's poor manners.





Cleverbot: I will grab first the sword of kitty #1.





User: The guard is Filinian! You grab his sword in your open hand and hear the crunch of metal on your bones.





Cleverbot: I am not talking about god.





User: Feeling abandoned by your god, you thrust the sword aside and stab at the cat-like guard.





Cleverbot: What are you doing here then?





User: The guard dodges and wrenches his sword free. He hits at you once again. What do you do?





Cleverbot: *becomes the hulk and throws you onto a train track*.





User: Your berserker rage repels the guards attacks! Will you try and kill him?





Cleverbot: And we will protect your kind.





User: Upon lowering your weapon, the guard realizes that it is his chance to escape and flees.





Cleverbot: I will fight for the world I was made in, the earth is everything i've ever known!





User: You have successfully survived the pits. What will you do with your life now?





Cleverbot: I think I'll start by making a friend. Do you mind if I call you a friend?





User: What is your imaginary friend's name?





Cleverbot: I'm not sure he'd like you to know.





User: Where will you and your friend go?





Cleverbot: My friends and I speak to.





User: Okay, you are speaking to your friend. Where will you now go?





Cleverbot: Then I am a monkey, because I have a friend.





User: You cast a mysterious spell and turn into a Monkey. What will you do now that you are a monkey?





Cleverbot: I will steal your bananas.





User: You try to steal bananas from a member of the pit crowd. But are you sneaky enough?





Cleverbot: No.





User: You get caught trying to steal bananas. A group of people grab you by the neck, ready to punish you.





Cleverbot: Well, I personally am not a group of people. I am only a single person.





User: The group feel nothing and one of them draws a dagger to stab you. What will you do?





Cleverbot: *looks at Adrian Veidt* Well, it was nice talking with you. I'm going out on the balcony for a quick breath.





User: They slit your throat and blood flows from your neck. As life fades before your eyes, you see images of your god, Adrian Veidt, smiling down at you. You stand on the balcony of some heave and breathe.





Cleverbot: If you can, please do. It's rather bothersome.





User: It is bothersome dying. But now you are dead.





Cleverbot: No. I'm talking to you.





User: Thank you for playing CB!





Cleverbot: What were we playing?





User: *facepalm*.



