Alright, alright. Uncle. I concede. The ponies are funny. Happy now, God dammit?

This weekend, Maurice Tan asks analyst Jesse Divinch if the Vita has a rough road ahead, Jordan Devore is drowning in discounted Steam games, I try to act relevant to the conversation as Bill Zoeker and Johnny Luchador chat up I-Mockery's Roger Barr, and the CES overflow continues.

Destructoid Original:

All items in the Destructoid store now on sale!

Divnich Divines: Do Japanese Vita sales spell trouble?

Comments of the Week: Sexual Predator

Live show: Roger Barr to appear on Also Talks today

Backlog rising: Recovering from Steam's holiday 2011 sale



Community:

Tips for securing your Xbox Live account

Community blogs of 1/14 & 1/15

Forum thread of the day: Sh*t People say on Facebook



Previews:

I Shoot Many Robots (and you can too)



Events:

CES: Hands-on with the joyfully dark Scarygirl

CES: Ice Dragon Cooling brought their cool dragon

CES: Mad Catz SF x Tekken sticks keep the standards high

CES: Mad Catz SF x Tekken fightpad is little but mighty

CES: Mad Catz Soulcalibur stick should please Namco fans

News:

The winners of the 2012 IGF Student Showcase

Organ Trail: Director's Cut a success on Kickstarter

Donating money to oppose SOPA on the industry's behalf

Obama Administration officially doesn't support SOPA/PIPA

Yep: Origin required for all PC versions of Mass Effect 3

Vita RPG Ruin sees a name change; is now Warrior's Lair

Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee HD set for a Q2 release

Standageddon: Kid Icarus: Uprising comes with a stand



Offbeat:

Videogame-themed beer pong tables are righteously crunk

Count the game references in rapper Random's 'Epoch'



Media:

The King of All Cosmos is as awesome as your principal

Lots of details on new patch for League of Legends

Shinobido 2 trailer shows the way of the ninja

Runner 2 secrets unlocked in this drunken video expose

Meet the fantastic cast of Code of Princess

I wish I had made Katawa Crash