Oh my! A jolly good selection. A very British gift with a very British note, I love it. Some melting did occur, but that just enhances the unwrapping experience. Some of the more interesting items:

Marmite crisps... I'll give these to my gf, she loves marmite

Pickled onion fish and chips... biscuits? biscuits

Tardis detonators Jammie Dodgers!

An insufficient number of Creme Eggs

A wide variety of those sweets you're sure are made from bonemeal or something but they just too delicious to care

Some sort of delicious blue biscuits (unpackaged)

I'll try and chronicle my tasteventure and diabetes status as I work through all of these.

Special shout out to the South African Postal Service for sending me a first and final delivery notice one day before they want to send the package back and a month after they had received it! Keep up the good work.