A twisted take on the Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles.

Harry accidentally stumbles on Reverend Dumbledore having a very private conversation with his daughter. His timely intervention saves her immortal soul and earns him an unexpected reward.

Warnings for sex well below the age of consent, attempted incest, and blatant misuse of Biblical passages. If I get hit by lightning the next time I go outside you'll all know why.