N-N-N-NINJA WEEK! This week we’re talking about Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 for the Super Nintendo, otherwise known as Shao Kahn’s Marriage Rapture and we give a lot of suggestions for Dragon*Con cosplay.

In This Episode:

Tyler’s copy of Wind Waker is gone.

Dave is in a ninja mood.

We suplex the Phantom Train.

Apparently, we fired Jacob after the Final Fight episode.

All fathers love Mortal Kombat and Sonya Blade.

We’re bad at this game, and we should feel bad.

The most ridiculous Fatality.

Flanderization.

Shao Khan can’t conquer a plane of existence to save his life.

Raiden spite.

Ninja Talk on Ninja Radio: All Ninjas, All the Time.

Ameripants!

Sub-bosses with less than six appendages need not apply.

Couch versus.

We defend button-mashing.

The Elemental Plane of Femurs.

A Senior Quote Contest for 1,000 TADPOG Points!

Where Are They Now?

Everyone loves Shoney’s humor.

Despite widespread rumors, Tyler did not assign this game a full Nicholas Cage fu manchu.

What We’ve Been Playing:

Dave has been skulking in Mark of the Ninja.

Tyler is still playing Borderlands 2, and bought Game Dev Story. Tyler starts a ruinous Ambien Final Fantasy 6 Three Person Challenge.

Mentioned in the Show:

All the Fatalities in Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3

All the new Mortal Kombat Fatalities

The Gastromancer’s Guild

Shout Outs:

Dennis

Micah Perdue

Tyler Dunigan

Blake Woods

Nikki Moore

Josh Edwards

Ramon Castillo

Jess Dockrey and suggstreetpost.com

Josh Nance

lotsofhugsforpugs

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