Daughter: Dad I gotta tell u something…

Dad: What’s that?

Daughter: I’m a lesbian.

Dad: Okay.

(Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him)

Daughter #2: Dad I gotta tell u something…

Dad: What is that?

Daughter #2: I’m a lesbian.

Dad: Damn, does anybody in this house like d*ck?

Son: I do!!!!