Butterfly candles: even rattlesnake people love them.

This is is a video of the Dragon Lady Eva Tiamat Baphomet Medusa and all the body modifications it has received (the Dragon Lady prefers the pronoun "it", like a snake) over the last 20 years to become more like a Western Diamondback rattlesnake. The Dragon Lady, who is a pre-operative transgender woman, believes rattlesnakes are its real parents after its birth parents abandoned it as a young boy. Body modifications include numerous tattoos and piercings (including armpit piercings, it also eventually wants to be 100% covered in tattooed scales), a forked tongue, pointed teeth and fangs, shaved nose (with all cartilage and septum removed), horn implants, eyebrow dome implants, the whites of the eyes dyed green, and ears removed. Wow, and I don't even have the guts to commit to a henna tattoo. Hey -- you do you, live your life. *excitedly shaking baby rattle* Sorry that's the best I can do I can't speak Parseltongue.

Keep going for a video interview.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who informed me she's still too scared to get her ears pierced. Awww, let me take you to Claire's at the mall, then we can get Dairy Queen after.