This morning I was alerted to this. A South Australian school has banned hugging between students of opposite sex. “We want our older students to set a strong example for younger students at the school,” says the principal, Julie Gail.

I couldn’t agree more. Children are becoming sexier every day and we need to put a stop to this now, before I do something terrible.

According to the article, parents said the 11 and 12 year-old students were told of the ban after a recent hugging “outbreak” when friends saw one another for the first time after school holidays. We are just lucky that the school stepped in when they did, this outbreak of hugging could have led to supple young nipples being in close proximity to each other, never mind the thin layers of wool and cotton in between. First it’s hugging, then it’s an all out fuck-fest with hot pre-pubescent sexpots. Hey, it’s not just what I’m thinking, it’s what they’re thinking too. I remember, as an 11 year old, all I could think about was sweet 12 year old poontang, these kids today are probably even worse!

Some parents are against this ban, saying “I don’t want my child to go to a school in which displays of affection lead to punishment.” These so-called parents are probably under the illusion that 11 and 12 year olds are innocently going about exploring new relationships, probably assuming that their children are too shy to even kiss, let alone go further. What complete and utter morons! Children are lusting for the pleasures of the flesh, they are all asking for it all the time, their devil urges come from within and must be stopped! HUGGING MUST BE STOPPED. Hugging leads to kissing which leads to zombie goat bukkake!

But hugging is only a symptom of a far more troubling disease. Affection. Affection is not necessary for the survival of the human race, we need only a strong work ethic and functional intercourse for the sole purpose of procreation. Death to emotion! Children must be protected from love! Sin! Corruption! Shame!



Look at these disgusting sloths! Do we want our children to be like this?

