We’ve all gotten a little carried away in the heat of the moment, but asking the wrong things especially under the sheets, can bring even the best time to a screeching halt. I know, those raging hormones can make you say some absurd stuff. But for crying out loud, please dust off these questions out from your bedroom vocab. Consider these queries as the worst, taboo and illegal during your sexual play.

So without further adieu, here is our top 5 list.

“Is it in yet?”

Drop it like it’s a bomb and congratulations, you just killed my mood. Like seriously? Isn’t what we’re working on? We know that most men are seriously stressed about the size of their penis- so please, spare us. Even if you’re thinking it, don’t say it.

“Did your ex do this better?”

This is the most annoying question a man can ever hear in his lifetime. Because no matter how we answer, we’re likely to get in trouble. For all you know, ladies, our ex is a mere dead to us, so why bother to ask?

“Do you find Kim K attractive?”

Please don’t ask if the answer is pretty obvious. Unless you’re ready to hear us say, “yes” then by all means, shoot it. It doesn’t necessarily mean we don’t like you. It just simply means that our eyes serve its purpose.

“Was that the best sex you’ve ever had?”

Thing is, we are left with no option but to say, “yes”. Well and good, if you really an exceptional sex animal or we have to resort to lying. I’m pretty sure you and I will benefit if you opt not to ask this awkward question. In this sexual situation, please bear in mind that you either kill the mood or we are going to be killed.

“Can we talk?”

This is the most frightening question regardless who asks it. Most especially if this comes from your sex mate, girlfriend, wife or whoever you are dealing with in the sensual situation. Save your “serious business” later over coffee. Just never during sex. Let’s deal first with my business before your business. Got it? Good.

These are HUGE no-nos. Truth is, whether you fancy yourself as a sexpert, everyone can benefit from this simple and pretty basic list. What do you think about these? Share your thoughts in the comment box below.