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Hitler cannot take it anymore and goes off on Madden Ultimate Team 20!

00:00 - 00:03 Weeks ago, the hurricane was exactly here Sir.

00:04 - 00:05 It was actually nowhere close to EA headquarters,

00:05 - 00:07 but they closed down House Rules and Solo Battles anyways.

00:08 - 00:12 But bet your sweet ass they still put out new packs as well as the LTD Randy Moss to feed their greed.

00:12 - 00:15 But don't worry Sir, most feared content gets released today!

00:17 - 00:19 Well that sounds promising. I've been craving house rules,

00:19 - 00:21 and a scary fast Tyreek Hill card for a while.

00:24 - 00:26 Sir, unfortunately I've just got news that

00:27 - 00:28 there is no new Tyreek Hill card.

00:31 - 00:33 It is a 90 speed scary slow Tyler Lockett.

00:34 - 00:36 Annnddd content just got unexpectedly delayed Sir.

00:53 - 00:58 I want any dumbass like me that bought the ultimate superstar edition of Madden 20 to get the fuck out of my sight.

01:13 - 01:15 EA can fuck your face!

01:15 - 01:17 I can't believe this piece of shit company!

01:18 - 01:23 It must be a EA competition this year to see how many times they can fuck up god damnit!!!

01:25 - 01:28 I put too much fucking cash and time into this game!!

01:29 - 01:31 Omg, does he know house rules got delayed as well?

01:31 - 01:34 I just want to play a finely tuned game of Madden

01:34 - 01:37 But can't with the constant bugs, glitches, and bullshit content delays

01:37 - 01:40 This is the worst Mut I have ever played in my entire life!

01:40 - 01:42 Well sir, the patch today did bring in new superstar x-factor abilties!

01:42 - 01:46 You can get my nut sack in your mouth ability you son of a bitch!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, the Superstar KO mode is available to play still

01:48 - 01:52 Thats as bad as telling me that I can't use training to bypass a LTD this year you cocksucker!

01:53 - 01:54 Jesus Christ how can you defend EA?

01:56 - 01:57 You know their #1 priority is making money

01:57 - 02:00 Thats why new packs and cards never get delayed.

02:00 - 02:03 And little fucking kiddies pull a one in a million pull

02:04 - 02:08 Then they take selfies of the card and thank EA for that shit!

02:08 - 02:13 No matter how trash the game play is I still play the game like a stupid piece of shit!

02:14 - 02:16 EA has me by the balls every year and they suck me dry.

02:17 - 02:21 Don't even get me started on the morning Madden streams. Their jokes are lame as fuck and I'm tried of their apologies.

02:27 - 02:29 But EA can somehow get away with it.

02:30 - 02:34 Tons of people type constantly hoping for a phantom giveaway like myself.

02:34 - 02:36 But all I listen to is beep beep back it up every fucking day.

02:41 - 02:42 Don't you fucking dare tell me either one of you has won.

02:43 - 02:47 I've been following them since the fucking beginning only to see new followers win. It's such bullshit!

02:48 - 02:53 Do any of you know that in my last head to head game I got scum kicked the entire game??!!!

02:54 - 02:56 How does that shit magically appear in the game?

02:56 - 02:59 That bullshit was in the god damn game last year was it not?

03:00 - 03:02 Everytime they fix something, something else gets fucking broke!

03:04 - 03:07 Don't cry, even though it was you who scum kicking him, EA won't do shit.

03:14 - 03:16 Also, why do I torture myself playing house rules?

03:19 - 03:23 It's so much worse than last year and 35 wins is way too much damnit. Ain't nobody got time for that.

03:25 - 03:26 They will hopefully lower the wins needed.

03:31 - 03:33 They must listen to the community for once.

03:40 - 03:46 Shit has go to change for the better. We all deserve it. Even the EA feeders that spend no matter what.

03:46 - 03:49 We need to all take a stand and not feed EA.