I was willing to be quiet about the amount of Sans ass-kissing in the fandom, but a certain Youtuber dropped a vocal Megalovania cover and the comments are horrible. It’s not people who ship Fell!Sans and Swap!Sans, or love Bitty!Sans, or replace everyone in Undertale with Sans. It’s not that type of Sans ass-kissing. It’s people calling Sans “the epitome of good”, “the hero of the No Mercy run”, “striking you down with righteous fury”, etc. etc. etc.



Among the larger group of Undertale fans, even people who liked the game in 2015 and haven’t given it a single thought since then, there exists this insidious idea that Sans is this hero of justice, this calculating genius, this suave man with hidden (sexy?) emotional depths under his lazy front. We see art of Sans crying over a dusty red scarf in the No Mercy run. We get AUs (like Glitchtale) where Sans is the main scientist that everyone respects rather than Alphys (we even see Gaster replacing her in Glitchtale, but that’s another grievance to nail to another church door). We see art of Sans killing that evil, nasty Chara with his eye burning blue flame while the light of God shines down on this chosen, sexy Christ figure who brings nothing but justice and good!

What we have in canon is a fat, lazy skeleton who makes puns and willingly lets you kill everyone he’s ever known and loved because he’s too sad to try and stop you.

How the hell did we all get it so wrong?

I want to deconstruct these ideas one by one. Feel free to add on to this post or correct any mistakes i make. If you don’t want to read any further, just leave this post with this idea: Sans is not a hero or even a great person; he does not protect you, Papyrus, or anyone; he is not the smartest, strongest, or best character in Undertale by any means.

1. “Sans is emotional in his fight with the human!”/”Sans is just in his fight with the human!”

This is what kills me the most is hearing vocal covers of Megalovania from Sans’s POV where he’s like, screaming and shouting and even on the verge of tears. Did we play the same fight? The one I saw was this: he stood there with the same shit-eating grin he always has, dodging using the least effort possible (moving to the side). You can tell he hates you based on how he mocks you and especially at the end when he finally loses his cool and throws your SOUL all around, but he doesn’t threaten you or curse at you or mourn how he “couldn’t protect them” (like in that cover). He stands there and tells you he hasn’t given a shit for most of his life and the only reason he’s giving a shit now is to save his own ass– not Asgore, not Flowey, certainly not Papyrus. Because he knows that an ‘anomaly’, who he believes to be you, will ‘end everything’. If that happens, he dies too.

I will reiterate: Sans could have stopped you at any time, but he instead sat back and let you kill everyone. People might say it’s because of his ‘promise’ to Toriel, but let’s be honest: how much of that was sheer apathy?

Let’s look to the Pacifist route for evidence. He promised to protect you and help you, but all he really does is make jokes, stack hot dogs on your head, and tell you- a child- outright that he wanted to murder you in cold blood. He doesn’t defend you from monsters, who spend 99% of the game just whaling on Frisk like it’s their damn job- and he doesn’t guide your path (like Alphys), and he doesn’t give emotional support like Papyrus (on the phone and in person), and he doesn’t even bother to spend any real quality time with you at all besides taking you to Grillby’s and asking if you know about a talking flower. Sans does the minimal amount of work to scrape by in any situation; Undyne says so herself in a call. Considering how shitty he is at keeping his promise in Pacifist, why should we assume he has an iron will in No Mercy?

Sans knows about the anomaly and is banking on the fact that you’ll just reset and start over when you kill Papyrus or someone else that Sans cares about. If you killed Papyrus by accident or whatever, it would be a huge waste of energy for Sans to come kick your ass instead of just having a smoothie and then seeing you in the next timeline. He doesn’t necessarily stand there and watch you kill Papyrus because of his ‘promise’, it’s because of his apathy. This doesn’t mean he doesn’t love Papyrus, but it means he views life- his own life and others’ lives- as worthless.

Expanding on that point, Sans’s main personality trait is that he’s given up because of his knowledge about the anomaly. Since he views his and other’s lives as pointless, there’s no reason for him to get emotional. All the headcanons where Sans cries over Papyrus’s scarf and wears it during the fight and blah blah blah: just plain wrong. What’s the point in having a crying fit if the anomaly could send him back to having a pun duel with Papyrus any minute?

If you want a hero who smiles in death, Undyne is right there. If you want a hero who does everything to save life despite their depression, Alphys is right there. If you want someone who has so much love in their heart that they spare you despite knowing the consequences of doing it, Papyrus is right there. These are all characters who make a genuine, memorable contribution to the No Mercy route in their own unique way. What these characters do in this time of strife defines them: Undyne shows her selflessness and bravery; Alphys shows her willingness to overcome her fear of her past and others to save life; Papyrus shows his empathy and unwillingness to let anyone feel like they have no chance to be a better person.

So what defines Sans? Laziness and petty anger.

(Edit: hell, he says it himself.)

Yes, Megalovania is an epic song, but there’s no reason for Sans to be singing such emotional lyrics to it. In fact, Megalovania may be the most epic part of the fight.

2. “The Sans fight is meant to be a climactic battle between good and evil!”

Christ, no.

Okay, let’s put it in context. You’re on a power rush. Mettaton NEO had the stats and HP to make him the strongest boss in the game. He confronts you in his form that’s designed to eradicate humanity. You kill him in one hit.

Prior to that, you’ve killed legions of monsters in one hit– you’ve killed anyone who could be a threat to you. You’ve killed the hero of every monster, Undyne, who rightfully became this JRPG Heroine who gathered the power of Everyone’s Hopes to kill you, the Final Boss. Even Flowey, who’s caused the player hell in some past timelines, is terrified of you.

Then here stands this dumb little cartoon skeleton, who you only know as having made dumb jokes in past runs. He only has 1 attack and 1 defense! How hard can it be?

And then, of course, he kicks your ass. He taunts you to infuriate you. He does anything he can to trick you. He murders an 8 year old in cold blood over and over, not out of some sense of heroism, but out of petty revenge and schadenfreude.

It’s meant to be an anticlimax. The fight is a long, slow slog that takes hours upon hours of tries to come even close to winning. It’s meant to be unenjoyable. There’s no epic angry Sans trying his hardest to kill you. There’s no Sans crying with rage, his eye burning blue flame (sidenote: it only flashes blue/yellow like once or twice, you cowards). There’s no grand prize waiting for you. There’s none of that. He’s standing there, telling you directly to give up. Only a fool would tax their own mental health to try and win a nigh-unwinnable fight against a boss who doesn’t give a shit about you. If he makes the fight enjoyable for you, then you’ll be motivated to complete it and kill him, which he doesn’t want. Besides his numbness, that’s why he’s not screaming and crying and singing about righteous fury. Making you reset is the only chance he has.

Yes, there is the ‘karma’ aspect of his fight that makes people think he’s some angelic hero backed by God, but that’s not really explained at all. It’s really just poison damage. I don’t think we can say that using it makes Sans a hero.

3. Sans protects his brother/Sans is a genius/Papyrus is abusive???/etc

Ah, yes, Sans protects his brother, doodoo the fool, who has never done anything right in his life. Papyrus never got Sans that job to begin with; Papyrus doesn’t maintain the house while Sans lays around; Papyrus doesn’t train his hardest and doesn’t wind up a valued and loved member of the community despite his eccentricities. Papyrus is just a precious little babby who’s innocent uwu

Fuck off. Listen. Sans and Papyrus help each other and they hurt each other, like siblings do. I’ve recently started to see people say that Papyrus is abusive to Sans?? For calling him lazy all the time??? Oooooh, but Sans is sensitive about being lazy because he’s depressed! uwu

You fuck off too. Sans really, really doesn’t care about that. He knows he’s lazy: he consciously chose to give up. I’ve been so depressed I feel numb, like I want to kill myself but I can’t even make the effort. That type of brotherly negging doesn’t come close to bothering me. If someone called Sans lazy, he would agree with you and go about his day.

He doesn’t protect his brother in any great sense. He threatens you verbally but otherwise lets him die. Papyrus is very eccentric and misses a lot of things, but he is also quite intelligent (here’s a good post I recommend). What Sans does do is undervalue Papyrus’s efforts, along with Undyne, because they both think he’s too ‘innocent’. In that sense, he hurts Papyrus just as much as Papyrus could possibly hurt him by calling him lazy. That doesn’t make him abusive, in turn. It just means they’re realistically flawed characters. They do a lot to help each other, too, to where I couldn't say one depends on the other more, but that’s a post for another day.

Regarding the ‘dont forget’ picture, which people theorize is a picture of Sans, Papyrus and Gaster: what do you think is stopping him from sharing it with Papyrus? Does he think the information will hurt or scare him? Will telling someone about Gaster physically kill them because he doesn’t exist? It’s emotional vulnerability, and Sans is scared of that, so he keeps the knowledge to himself. It’s another way of viewing Papyrus as somehow more innocent, and if Papyrus had a connection to Gaster too (he and Sans presumably lived and maybe worked side-by-side, during which time at least Sans had to interact with Gaster), it’s selfish in principle not to share it, unless Gaster explicitly didn’t want him to– which isn’t stated at all.

Related to that, I also see people saying Sans is this tragic genius. This fallen assistant of Dr Gaster who carries on his work in secret and is a better scientist than Alphys. I even see people crediting Alphys’s accomplishments to Sans. That makes my blood boil. Alphys is just as quirky as any other UT character, but she’s also just as competent. The reason she doesn’t get doted on like Sans is because she’s female. Look at her: she’s quirky, smart, and depressed. She has a tragic backstory in a horrible accident that resulted in a loss of life (in a sense– the Amalgamates are kind of alive). How is that different from how people portray Sans? It’s because somehow people find Sans more ‘fuckable’ because they’ve never looked at his sprite in their life, apparently.

We don’t know how much to the CORE Sans might have contributed or how much he knows. In that light, it doesn’t make sense to credit him so highly. What we do know is that he likes sci-fi, “especially when it’s real,” and he has a lab in the basement. So when people make him out to be this genius who makes Alphys look like booboo the clown, it just… it’s only from headcanon based around making him sexier.

This doesn’t even touch on the fact that Sans doesn’t remember resets but just fills in the blanks by reading your expression and bluffing. I’m cutting this short because I feel like I’m in danger of repeating myself. Again, please feel free to add to or correct this post with actual canon information.

The Bottom Line

(Edit 2: This picture is a joke. I know Sans is a full character with his own flaws like anyone else in UT. My point isn’t that he’s a horrible person or that I just want to bash him- I like Sans, in fact- my point is that he has flaws and very selfish reasons for fighting you and he doesn’t deserve most of the praise he’s given.)