1. Her stepsisters, Caro and Other Caro, would've gone to Coconut Grove without her.

2. Her evil stepmother, Madreslaysis, would've yelled at Cinderella if she dared to clean while her favorite novela was on. (She can't get enough William Levy, after all.)

3. Cinderella would befriend lizards and small wild parrots.

4. The prince's ball would take place at Vizcaya, Miami's very own palace.

5. Cinderella's lizard and parrot friends would've made her a lovely dress, using sewing materials from her cookie tin.

6. But her stepsisters would call her "some randa," ridicule her dress, and force her to stay home!