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The FiM answer

Celestia: They, um…(sigh) I ate them, and I'm sorry. I will make you a new batch right away.

Luna: If you truly wish to make amends with those cookies, there is but one way! You must…eat them with me. I love you, dear sister.

audience: Awwww!



The real siblings answer

Celestia: In my stomach, bitch ! Do somethin'!

Luna: ugh, you are such a bitch ! I can't have anything without you taking it from me! I hate you!

Celestia: Yeah, yeah. 'Waaah, I'm Luna, gimme cookies 'cause I'm not fat enough yet, eeeeennghh!'.

Luna: Fuck you, you whore! At least I didn't let some guard under my tail!

Celestia: If you tell mom and dad about that, you're fucking dead!

Luna: You really did that!? You hooker! Mooooom, guess what your favorite daughter diiiiid!

Celestia: Luna, seriously, please don't tell them about that! Mom will kill me and dad will kill him, please don't!

Luna: Should'a thought about that before you ate my cookies. Ha ha, bitch ! Moooooom!