2016 Live Election Night Drinking Game!

November 8, 2016 – 7:00-11:00PM ET



For the past year and a half, we have been drinking to the candidates. Now it’s time to focus on the media. Rigged or not, we will be drinking to a different network each hour (from 7:00pm until 11:00pm Eastern) as the polls close in states from coast to coast.

The rules for the 2016 Election Day Drinking Game are simple.

Step One: Pick a Side

We will be drinking in two teams (it is a game after all) Each side has a list of words specific to them. There is also a list of community words (everyone drinks). If you are having a party, we recommend dividing into teams.

If you are drinking to Red Team :

Enthusiasm

Evan McMullin

Must Win

Billy Bush

Working Class

Rust Belt

If you are drinking to Blue Team :

Ground Game

Jill Stein

Firewall

Comey

Hispanic

Suburbs

Community Words (everyone drinks)

Independants

Gary Johnson

Reagan

Step 2: Watch

Tune in starting at 7:00 (or when we will be drinking to your prefered network) and follow along with our real-time, live-streaming, drink-totaling, over-hyphenated, magic scoreboard.

Based on your votes, we will be drinking to the following networks:

Hour 1 - 7:00 - 8:00 PM ET - MSNBC

Hour 2 - 8:00 - 9:00 PM ET - ABC

Hour 3 - 9:00 - 10:00 PM ET - Fox News

Hour 4 - 10:00 - 11:00 PM ET - CNN

Step 3: Drink!

When you hear one of your team's words or one of the community words - take a drink*! We recommend something domestic - we are drinking for America after all.



*We define a drink as a gulp of beer or sip of wine or liquor. Know your limits and please drink responsibly.