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Join the Washington Redskins, where you become a valiant quarterback on a quest to rescue the downtrodden franchise from the clutches of its own incompetence!

Master the NFL’s newest “Crunch Course” of practice drills!

Fend off objects thrown from the stands!

Charge headlong into danger, and STOMP STOMP CLAP your way to victory!

Avoid the pitfalls of playing down to the level of the competition!

Argue with intransigent groundskeepers over the state of the FedEx Field playing surface!

Play out your franchise tag and attempt to renegotiate your contract with the team’s idiosyncratic owner!

And finally, vanquish heralded legends of yesteryear!

Lead on, adventurer. Your quest awaits!