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me: i’ve decided that loki needs to court steve

like a cat

brings him disgusting gifts and leaves them in awkward places

pigeon: …I’m okay with this on so many levels

me: shows up inconveniently and demands to be petted

embarrasses him in front of the other avengers

pigeon: kfjhgjhfkghds AHHAAHAHAHA YES

me: wants to be let in to avengers mansion

then wants to be let out again

pigeon: ikfgjhfjkds yes

oh my god

wants to be petted then immediately snubs him

won’t let anyone else touch him except the people who hate him

me: sits on tony’s stuff

hisses at thor

thor is like ;_;

pigeon: yessssssss :<

me: loki’s like

i came here to see steve

who are you again

pigeon: hahaha right

me: i just need loki leaving dead things at steve’s doorstep

pigeon: all proud of himself

and annoyed when Steve doesn’t thank him properly

me: steve gets rid of the dead things

so loki decides he needs BIGGER dead things

pigeon: oh god, he leaves a dead thing and they think it’s some kind of threat

pigeon: meanwhile Thor is like, this is a rite of courtship :T

me: so many awkward conversations

pigeon: big weird dead things

ahahhaahah omg