- THROW IT HERE,THROW IT HERE. YEAH!NICE ONE, CLYDE. - CLYDE! CLYDE! CLYDE, GET UP HERE!HURRY! WHAT IS THAT? - A TOILET. - THAT'S RIGHT,IT'S A TOILET, CLYDE. AND WHEREIS THE TOILET SEAT? IT'S UP, BECAUSE YOULEFT IT UP. AGAIN. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THISCOUNTLESS TIMES, CLYDE. - OKAY, MOM, JUST NOT INFRONT OF MY FRIENDS, OKAY? - NO, NOT OKAY, BECAUSE YOUAREN'T GETTING THE MESSAGE! WHAT IF I HAD FALLEN IN? START LISTENING TO ME! PUT IT DOWN!PUT IT DOWN! THANK YOU. - [whistles]DUDE, THAT SUCKS, CLYDE. A MOM SHOULDN'TBE ABLE TO PUT RULES ON TOILET TIME LIKE THAT. TOILET TIME IS THE LAST BASTIONOF AMERICAN FREEDOM. - IS YOUR MOM ALWAYSLIKE THAT, DUDE? - LOOK, COULD YOU GUYSJUST NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS AT SCHOOL,PLEASE? - OF COURSE, MAN.IT'S COOL. [bell rings] CLYDE! CLYDE! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOUABOUT PISSIN' ON THE SEAT? AND CLYDE'S ALL LIKE,"AAH, OKAY, MOM. FUCK! NOT IN FRONTOF MY FRIENDS!" [laughs] - [laughs] - CARTMAN, IT WASACTUALLY REALLY LAME. - I KNOW, RIGHT? WOMEN ARE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE THEY HAVE TOFACE OUTWARDS TO PEE AND CRAP. - [laughs] WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO POOPIN A TOILET FACING OUT? BUT I THOUGHT YOU SITON THE TOILET THIS WAY, SO YOU HAVETHAT NICE LITTLE SHELF FOR YOUR COMIC BOOKAND YOUR CHOCOLATE MILK. WELL, 'CAUSE THEN YOU GOTTHE FLUSHER RIGHT HERE. NO? OH, JEEZ,THAT'S EMBARRASSING. - CLYDE? CLYDE! THERE YOU ARE!- MOM? - CLYDE DONOVAN,YOU COME HOME THIS INSTANT! - WHY? - WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PUTTINGTHE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER YOU GOTO THE BATHROOM? - MOM, I'M IN CLASS. - HOW MANY TIMES DO IHAVE TO TELL YOU, CLYDE? I WAS TRYING TO GET READYFOR WORK, AND THE TOILET SEATWAS UP AGAIN! - BETSY, COME BACK HOME. IT'S JUST NOTTHAT BIG A DEAL. - NO, ROGER,IT'S A DISGUSTING HABIT, AND I AM SICKAND TIRED OF IT! IF I HAD SAT DOWN, I WOULD HAVE GOTTENTOILET WATER ALL OVER MY VAGINA! - MY GRANDMA'SFROM VIRGINIA. - YOU ARE COMING HOMERIGHT NOW, CLYDE, AND YOU ARE PUTTINGTHE TOILET SEAT DOWN, WHERE IT BELONGS! LET'S GO!

CLYDE HAD TO GET UPIN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND FOLLOW HIS MOM HOMETO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN! HE WAS SO EMBARRASSED, DUDE,I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA DIE! - I KNOW, FAT ASS.I WAS THERE. - [laughs] HIS MOM--HIS MOM GOES, "CLYDE,YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, AND NOW I GOT TOILET WATERIN MY VAJAYJAY." - THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE SAID. YOU'RE PUTTING EXTRASON IT AGAIN. IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY. - I KNOW, DUDE. THE BATHROOM'STHE LAST BASTION OF AMERICAN FREEDOM. - DON'T YOU FEEL JUSTA LITTLE BAD FOR CLYDE? - UH-UH. - WELL, YOU SHOULD. THE POOR GUY SHOULDN'T BESCREAMED AT FOR SOMETHING THAT JUST ISN'TTHAT BIG A DEAL AT ALL. [distant sirens] [siren] WHAT'S GOING ON? - THEY'RE TRYING TO SAVECLYDE'S MOM. - FROM WHAT? - THEY'RE SAYING CLYDE LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UPAGAIN. - [groans] - HANG IN THERE.YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, OKAY? - [groans]- STAY WITH ME NOW. - I'M SORRY.THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. - WHAT? - WHEN SHE FELLINTO THE TOILET, SHE ALSO MADE IT FLUSH. IT CREATED A SUCTION THAT'S LITERALLYPULLING OUT HER INSIDES. - CAN'T WE DISCONNECTTHE TOILET FROM THE PLUMBING? - YES, WE'LL HAVE TO,BUT WHEN WE DO THAT, THE CHANGE IN PRESSUREWILL RIP OUT HER ORGANS. - BUT SHE'S NOTGONNA DIE, IS SHE? - WHY'D YOU LEAVETHE TOILET SEAT UP, SON? - CLYDE?CLYDE! CLYDE, I WANT YOU TO KNOWI DON'T BLAME YOU FOR THIS. WE SHOULD HAVE BEENHARDER ON YOU ALL THOSE TIMES YOULEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP. - MOM, I'M SORRY. - SHH! SHH-SH-SH-SH! I DON'T HAVE A LOTOF TIME, CLYDE. JUST PLEASE PUT THE SEAT DOWNFROM NOW ON FOR YOUR SISTER'S SAKE,PLEASE. OH, GOD, PLEASE!LET ME GO! LET ME GO!DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! [squeaks] AAH! AAH!NO! NO! OH! [groans] - MOM?

♪ - I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBERBETSY DONOVAN'S KIND NATURE MORE THAN ANYTHING. SHE ALWAYS TREATED PEOPLEWITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT. WHAT A TRAGEDY SHE HAD TOLEAVE US SO SOON. BUT I'M SURE BETSYIS HOPING HER DEATH WILL HELP WOMEN EVERYWHEREJUST TAKE THAT EXTRA SECOND TO LOOK BEFORE THEY SITON A TOILET. - I'D LIKE TO SAY,ON BEHALF OF THE DEPARTED, THAT IT ISN'TA WOMAN'S RESPONSIBILITY TO SEE THAT THE SEATIS DOWN. IT'S A MAN'S RESPONSIBILITYTO PUT IT DOWN. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. - YEAH!- THAT'S RIGHT! - [sniffles] PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWNISN'T THAT HARD, SO IS IT TOO MUCHTO ASK WOMEN TO JUST LOOKAND PUT IT DOWN BEFORE THEY GOPLOPPING THEIR BUTTS BLINDLY TOTHE TOILET BOWL? - MY GOD, PEOPLE,THIS IS A FUNERAL! PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT. THERE'S A LITTLE BOY HEREWHO HAS LOST HIS MOTHER! HE'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN BECAUSE HE COULDN'T TAKETHAT 6/10 OF A SECOND TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWNWHEN HE WAS DONE PEEING. NOW LITTLE CLYDE'S MOTHERIS DEAD, AND THE BLOODIS ON HIS PENIS. [organ music playing]

[Terrance and Philliptalking on TV] [doorbell rings] - MOM, GET THE DOOR! - HELLO, MA'AM, WE'RE THE TOILETSAFETY ADMINISTRATION. - THE WHAT? - AFTER THE RECENT TRAGEDY, NEW SAFETY REGULATIONSREQUIRE US TO CHECK EVERY TOILETFOR SECURITY. CAN WE COME IN? - UH, SURE. - WHO ARE THESE BUTTHOLES? - IT'S THE TOILET SAFETYADMINISTRATION, HON. THEY'RE GONNADO SOMETHING TO THE POTTY. - MY POTTY? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DOTO IT? HEY!HEY, THAT'S MY BATHROOM! - OH, YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOCOMPLETELY REDO THIS, MA'AM. - OH. - YOU NEED TO HAVE THIS COUNTERMOVED A MINIMUM OF 6 INCHES, BUT WE'LL GO AHEADAND INSTALL YOUR SAFETY BELT. - SAFETY BELT? - FEDERAL LAWREQUIRES ALL TOILETS TO BE FITTEDWITH A SAFETY HARNESS SO THAT NOBODY CAN FALL IN. - DUDE, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WEARA SEAT BELT TO TAKE A DUMP! - THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY.A WOMAN DIED, YOU KNOW. - YEAH, BUT THE BLOOD'S ONCLYDE'S WIENER, NOT MINE!

EVERYWHERE HE GOES, PEOPLEARE TELLING HIM HE HAS BLOOD... ON HIS WIENER. - UH-HUH.GO ON. - WE KEEP TRYING TO TELL HIMMAYBE THIS ALL ISN'T HIS FAULT. MAYBE THE PEOPLEWHO MADE THE TOILET ARE TO BLAMEFOR WHAT HAPPENED. - SO WE WERE JUST WONDERINGIF WE COULD SUE SOMEBODY. - YOU CAN ALWAYS SUESOMEBODY. - ALL RIGHT!YOU SEE, CLYDE? OKAY, WE WANNA HELP HIM SUEWHOEVER INVENTED THE TOILET! - YOU GOT IT!HERE WE GO. INVENTOR OF THE TOILET--SIR JOHN HARRINGTON. KELSTON, ENGLAND.DIED 1692. - OH. HE'S DEAD? - SO THEN WE CAN'T SUE HIM? - WHY NOT?YOU CAN ALWAYS SUE SOMEBODY. IT'S JUST GONNA TAKESOME SPECIAL PROTOCOL. WE WOULD HAVE TO PERFORM... A SUEANCE. [ethereal music] - A-A-A-A-A SUEANCE? [thunder] - YOU BET. HERE AT HOFFMAN AND TURK, WE SPECIALIZEIN SUING THE DEAD. IF YOU HIRE US,WE'LL WORK HARD FOR YOU. - WOW, REALLY? - YOU HEAR THAT, CLYDE? - NOW, LOOK, I'LL BEASKING ALL OF YOU TO HAVE A VERY OPEN MIND AND A WILLINGNESSTO FACE YOUR FEARS. I WARN YOU, BOYS, A SUEANCECAN BE VERY EXPENSIVE. - HOW EXPENSIVE? - HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE? - CLYDE GOT $3,000 FROMHIS MOM'S LIFE INSURANCE. - WHOA. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW MUCHA SUEANCE COSTS. [eerie music] - WOW, THAT'S WEIRD.

[farts]OH. [farts] [knocking] OH, DAMN IT! [knocks] H-HEY, OFFICER. - YOU'RE SITTINGON THE TOILET, YOU NEED TO BE WEARINGYOUR SAFETY BELT, SIR. - YEAH, NO,I-I HAD IT ON. I JUST TOOK IT OFFFOR A SECOND TO GET THE, UH-- TO GET TO THE-- - ADDRESS HERE IS260 AVENUE DE LOS MEXICANOS? - OH, COME ON,DON'T GIVE ME A TICKET. - GOTTA WEAR THE SAFETY BELTOR YOU COULD FALL IN. - I'M NOT GONNA FALL IN.I'M NOT A CHICK. - LAW'S THE LAW, SIR. YOU CAN PAY THIS BY MAIL ORAPPEAR IN COURT ON THAT DATE. HAVE A GOOD DAY, SIR. - YEAH, THANKS.ASSHOLE. - YOU SAY SOMETHIN'? - NO, I WAS TALKIN'TO MY ASSHOLE.

- [grunts]THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. STUPID TOILET SAFETYADMINISTRATION. YOU CAN'T EVENTAKE A CRAP AT IHOP WITHOUT A 40-MINUTE LINE! - SHOES OFF!BELTS OFF! SHARP OBJECTS GOIN THE PLASTIC TRAY! - THIS IS INHUMANE. - SHUT UP...SIR. - TAKIN' A DUMP TODAY,MA'AM? - UH, NO,JUST NEED TO PEE. - ALL RIGHT, I JUST NEEDSTO CHECK INSIDE YA ASSHOLE. - HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU PEOPLESPEED IT UP IN HERE? I'M ABOUT TO CRAP MY PANTS AND I DEMAND ACCESSTO THE TOILET RIGHT NOW! - ALL RIGHT. DO YOU MINDIF I TOUCH YOUR BALLS, SIR? - WHAT?YES, I MIND! DO YOU MIND IF I TOUCHYOUR FUCKING BALLS? [toilet flushes] - OKAY, I'M DONE. - ALL RIGHT, SIR, I JUST NEEDSTO CHECK INSIDE YA ASSHOLE. - I DON'T NEED YOUWIPING MY ASS FOR ME. I'M A GROWN MAN! - YES, YOU'RE A BIG BOY,AREN'T YOU, SIR? - YEAH, I'M A BIG BOY. - THAT'S A BIG BOY, SIR. - I'M A BIG BOY.I TOOK A BIG BOY POOP. - YES.

THE SUEANCEIS ABOUT TO BEGIN. DOORS AND WINDOWSARE LOCKED. YOU BOYS HAVE YOUR 500 IN CASHREADY? - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT, AND I'VE GOTTHIS BIG BOWL SET HERE TO CATCH ALL THE MONEYWE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE. NOW, LET US START. WE CALL OUT TOTHE LAND OF THE DEAD. SIR JOHN HARRINGTON,YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED. APPEAR TO US,JOHN HARRINGTON. WE HAVE A SUBPOENA. - JEEZ, IT'S NOT WORKING. - JOHN HARRINGTON, MY CLIENT IS DUE COMPENSATIONFOR NEGLIGENCE! [rattling] [bells ringing] WHAT'S IS YOUR NAME,SPIRIT? - BARNES.JIMMY BARNES. WHAT'S IT TO YA?WHO ARE YOU MUGS? - THAT'S HOW PEOPLE TALKEDIN THE PAST. WE HAVE A CLAIM AGAINSTA JOHN HARRINGTON. DO YOU KNOW HIM, SPIRIT? - WELL, MAYBE I DOAND MAYBE I DON'T. MIGHT NEED A LITTLE SOMETHIN'SOMETHIN' TO JAR MY MEMORY. - WE GOTTA GREASE HIM.PUT A HUNDRED IN THE BOX. - OH, YEAH, HARRINGTON.I KNOW HIM. ALWAYS GOIN' 'ROUND,INVENTIN' THINGS. - YES, THAT'S HIM!IS HIS PERSONAGE AMONGST YOU? - WELL, MAYBE IT ISAND MAYBE IT ISN'T. - GIVE HIM ANOTHER HUNDRED. - YEAH, I SEEN HIM AROUND,ALL RIGHT. HE WAS JUST DOWN THAT WAY, BRAGGIN' ABOUT SOME PORCELAINMACHINE AN' WHAT HAVE YA. [rattling] - NO! NO! - BY THE POWER OF CHRIST,WE SUE YOU! BY THE POWEROF CHRIST, WE SUE YOU! - YOU CAN'T SUE ME! - [groans] QUICK, PUT THE OTHER 300IN THE BOX! [pants] THIS ACTUALLY WENT REALLY,REALLY WELL. ALWAYS HAPPENS,SOME BUREAUCRAT TRIES TO BLOCKTHE FIRST SUEANCE ATTEMPT, BUT THIS WAS GOOD. WE'LL--WE'LL GET HIMTOMORROW. - SO, THAT'S IT?- YEAH. WE'RE GONNA NEEDABOUT 400 MORE DOLLARS TOMORROW. I KNOW YOU'RE SAD ABOUT YOURMOM, CLYDE, BUT DON'T WORRY.

[rooster crows] - [sniffles] [yawns] - PUT YOUR COFFEE INTHE PLASTIC TRAY, PLEASE, SIR. - SHOES OFF.BELTS OFF. - YEAH, YEAH. - GOTS ANY METALIN YOUR POCKETS? - I JUST NEEDSTO CHECK YA ASSHOLE. - [sighs]SO RIDICULOUS. - ASSHOLE CLEAR. - THANKS. - PICK YOUR COFFEE UP,SIR! - AN' ANYWAYS,HE SAYS, "I AIN'T GETTIN' NOTHIN'ANYWAY, SO THEN YOU KIN--" - HEY, WHAT'S THAT THING? - THAT'S A CAMERA.IT'S A SECURITY CAMERA. - AW, YOU PEOPLEHAVE ME ON CAMERA NOW? - IT'S OKAY, SIR. THERE'S JUST ONE PERSONVIEWING THE MONITORS IN A DISCREET LOCATION. - [chuckles]

AS OUR FREEDOMS ARESTRIPPED AWAY, ONE BY ONE? IT'S TIME FOR US TO STANDTOGETHER AND SAY WE WANT THE GOVERNMENTOUT OF OUR BATHROOMS! - YEAH!- THAT'S RIGHT! - YEAH! - NOW, LISTEN, ALL WE HAVE TO DOIS AGREE AS A COMMUNITY TO ALL BOLTOUR TOILET SEATS DOWN. IF IT CAN'T RAISE OR LOWER, THERE WILL BE ZERO CHANCEOF ANYONE FALLING IN! - HEY, YEAH, IF THERE'SNO TOILET SEATS, THE GOVERNMENT CAN'TMAKE TOILET SEAT LAWS! [cheering] - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT! - NO, NO, HOLD ON! IF THE SEATCAN'T RAISE UP, THEN MEN WILLJUST PEE ALL OVER IT. - NO, WE WON'T. - YEAH, YOU WILL. - WELL, SORRY WOMENMIGHT HAVE TO DEAL WITH A LITTLE SPLASHOF PEE ON THE RIM, BUT IT'SA FAR BETTER SOLUTION THAN HAVING THE GOVERNMENTIN OUR BATHROOMS, RIGHT? - HOW ABOUTWE AGREE TO THAT IF MEN WILL AGREE THAT THEY WILLALWAYS SIT DOWN TO URINATE? - WELL, NO, YOU CAN'TMAKE MEN SIT DOWN TO PEE. HOW COULD WE PLAYSINK THE BOAT? - YEAH,HOW WILL NELSON AND I MAKE AN "X"ON SLEEPOVER NIGHTS? - WHAT ABOUT US LOGGERS-- HARDWORKING MENWHO LIKE TO STAND UP AFTER THEY'VE TAKEN A POO,AND THEN TURN AROUND AND CUT THEIR POO IN HALFWITH THEIR URINE? - WELL, SORRY, BUT IF WEDON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TREATING US LIKE CHILDREN,WE MIGHT HAVE TO GIVE UP BEING ABLE TO PEEOUR FECES IN HALF. - FOLKS BEEN LOGGIN' 'ROUNDTHESE PARTS FOR GENERATIONS. MY PAPPY TAUGHT ME LOGGIN',AND HIS PAPPY 'FORE HIM! - YEAH, I THINK WE GOTTAJUST LIVE WITH THE TSA. - YEAH.

- [groans] THE SPIRITS OF THE DEADARE LOOKING OVER THE SUBPOENA! MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENTON BEHALF OF THE PLAINTIFF! [groans] - WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW? - OUR MOTION'S BEEN DENIEDBY THE JUDGE! [groans] CONCENTRATE, BOYS! [groans] [exhales] THIS SPECTER IS LIKENONE I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED. HE MANAGED TO AVERTLIABILITY WITH AN INJUNCTIONAGAINST OUR CLAIM. - SO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - WE'LL HIT HIM WITH A CLASS ACTION LAWSUITTOMORROW. WE'LL NEED ALL YOUR FRIENDSAND FAMILY TO SIGN A PETITION AND KICK INABOUT 50 BUCKS EACH. - WHAT? - HANG IN THERE, CLYDE. THIS IS ALL TO MAKETHE WORLD A SAFER PLACE.

[farts] [squishy sounds] [raspberry] [squishy sounds] [intermittent squishes] [spray paint can rattles] Security breach

- AN EMBARRASSING DAY FOR THETOILET SAFETY ADMINISTRATION. SHOCK AND OUTRAGE ENSUEDAFTER AN UNKNOWN TERRORIST MANAGED TO GET THROUGH TSASECURITY WITH A GUN AND A BABY, LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP. THE HEAD TSA CHIEF OF OPERATIONSHAD THIS TO SAY. - SHHIIIT. - MEANWHILE,OUTRAGED CIVILIANS ARE CLAIMING THEY'RE FINALLY FED UP WITH THE OVERBLOWNGOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY. - WHAT GOOD IS THE TSA IF THEYAREN'T PROTECTING US? WHY HAVE WE GIVEN UP FREEDOM IF TERRORISTS CAN TAKEA HOSTAGE IN A BATHROOM WITH A BABY AND A GUNON THE TOILET? - AND THE TOILET SEATWAS UP! - WE'VE ALL STOOD BY AS MOTHER GOVERNMENTHAS TAKEN OUR DIGNITY. - THAT'S RIGHT! - NOW IT'S TIME FOR US TO TAKERESPONSIBILITY FOR OURSELVES. - YEAH! - IT IS TIME FOR US ALLTO GROW UP! - THAT'S RIGHT! - IT IS TIME... FOR A SUEANCE! all: YEAH! - WAIT, WHAT? WHAT THE FUCKIS A SUEANCE?

WHERE EXPERTS HAVESUCCESSFULLY SUMMONED THE GHOST OF TOILET INVENTORSIR JOHN HARRINGTON. NOW THAT THE SPIRIT HASCROSSED OVER FROM THE DEAD, LAWYERS ARE GOING TO TRYAND SUE HIM. - SIR JOHN HARRINGTON,YOUR EXTREME NEGLIGENCE HATH COST TAXPAYERSMILLIONS! - NO! NO! - YOU WILL BE SUED,SPIRIT! THY LIABILITYIS WITHOUT QUESTION! [table squeaks on floor] APPEAR BEFORE THIS COURT,HARRINGTON! - NEVER! - QUICK, EVERYONE,GET OUT ALL YOUR MONEY! [thunder] [ghostly wail] - CLYDE? CLYDE. - MOM? - THIS LAWYERIS A FRAUD. HE HAS BEEN SWINDLING YOU ANDYOUR FRIENDS FOR YOUR MONEY. - FUCK ME,IT'S A GHOST! - YOU CAN'T SUE THE DEAD,CLYDE. PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN ISA MATTER OF SIMPLE ETIQUETTE! IT'S COMMON SENSE, CLYDE! - OH, BOY, HERE WE GO. - DON'T TRY AND BLAMEMOMMY'S DEATH ON ANYTHING BUT YOUR FAILURETO DO SOMETHING I ASKED YOU TIMEAND TIME AGAIN TO DO. IT'S YOUR FAULT! - NOW, HOLD ONJUST A SECOND! IT'S NOT ANYONE'S FAULT! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS NONSENSE OVERMY PORCELAIN TOILET MACHINE! - THERE HE IS!SIR JOHN HARRINGTON! - QUICK!SUE HIM! - YOU CAN'T SUE ME! YOU'RE ALL USING MY TOILETINVENTION THE WRONG WAY! WHEN YOU HAVE TO SITAND TAKE A SIR HARRINGTON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEFACING THIS WAY, SO YOU CAN USE THE LITTLE SHELFFOR YOUR BOOKS AND YOUR QUILLAND YOUR INK. - AHA! I TOLD YOUYOU SIT ON IT THAT WAY! I TOLD YOU! - WHY WOULD I DESIGN IT SO THAT WHEN YOU'RE FINISHEDTAKING A SIR HARRINGTON, YOU HAVE TO STAND UP,TURN AROUND, AND LOOK DOWN RIGHT ATYOUR HARRINGTON TO FLUSH? THAT'S GROSS! - WELL, YEAH, BUT--BUT IF YOU SIT ON IT THAT WAY, YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR PANTSALL THE WAY OFF! - OF COURSE! WHY DO YOU THINK I DESIGNEDTOILET ROOMS WITH A LAUNDRY HOLE? - OH, THAT'S WHATTHAT HOLE IS FOR? OH. men: OHH!