After one year?! This is one of the most important and secretive organizations in the world. It's so secretive that employees aren't even allowed to tell their spouses what they do, and she's suddenly qualified to handle it? They gave her a job after less than a year of training working the same job as her best-spy-ever husband? Scuba diving lessons take time. Being fluent in Arabic takes time. Being an expert marksman takes time. Knowing how to handle high-pressure situations and not die takes time. Being psychologically OK with killing people takes time.



Sure, she's fine with the dancing. But how will her nerves hold up to a few minutes of waterboarding?

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A year ago, when she was working as a fucking legal secretary, she couldn't do any of these things. The only experience we've seen her have with hostage situations is being an actual hostage, and the only time she fires a gun in this movie is right before screaming and dropping it down a flight of stairs. Harry, on the other hand, has stated that he has worked as a spy for 17 fucking years.



In fairness, Harry can't strip for shit.

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It doesn't really matter if you are fucking the assistant manager, promotions just don't work that way. You get bumped up, slowly and based on your skill level. Think about this in any other job ever. This is like getting a job at a major movie theater as an usher and then becoming a projectionist in less than a year. Wait, no it's not -- it's like getting a job as an usher and then becoming the deadliest spy in the world in less than a year.

For more movie good guys we couldn't get behind, check out 6 Famous Movie Wisemen Who Were Totally Full of Shit. Or learn about some movies that pulled a fast one on you, in 8 Classic Movies That Got Away With Gaping Plot Holes.

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