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Tonight's game will be played at the famous Calgary Saddledome. Hearing anything about Saddles, Eugene Melnyk hopped on his nearest horse and headed out to Calgary. Midget jockey Cory Conacher was nowhere to be found.

This horse made 2.6 Million last year and didn't even create his own beer

Our 3rd and 5th Round picks are with them as well

"Can I at least spring for premium unleaded?"

The Senators face off against the Calgary Flames in what should easily be he second win in Albe...wait...we didn't win against the Oilers? But we got Moulson and Stewart right? No? Hemsky? Okay. We'll settle for that. The Sens flipped a 3rd and 5th rounder for the 30 year-old winger.The Senators also re-signed Chris Phillips to a two year deal at $2.5 million per year, and traded Binghamton forward Andre Petersson to the Anaheim Ducks for guaranteed superstar defenceman Alex Grant.Let's take a peek at what's in store for tonight!Paul MacLean has had a history with people sitting behind him at hockey games . With his famous doppelganger, MacLean proved that he had a sense of humor by laughing about it. But when it comes to Harvey the Hound, Paulrus seems to have lost his temper.67s teammates Cody Ceci and Sean Monahan met up last night. Immediately after Ceci made some changes to his Twitter account. We're not quite sure why.Yesterday, Cory Conacher and Sens legend Joe Corvo were placed on Waivers. Conacher was claimed by Buffalo and Corvo is expected to join Carolina by the end of the day. We are all very sad to see them go. For full effect, full screen this image while listening to Circle of Life from The Lion King.After being acquired by the Senators, Alex Hemsky (and we're actually not making this up) informed TSN he would be taking a nap before DRIVING HIMSELF from Edmonton to Calgary. Let's cut live to Ales Hemsky as he reflects on his new life under Ottawa's internal budget:No way Ales!Thanks for reading and enjoy the game!