PHILADELPHIA — You would have thought it was a global cybersecurity convention this week instead of the Democratic National Convention here at the Wells Fargo Arena.

It is certainly heartening that the multitudes of Democrats walking around have such deep knowledge of computer forensics and counterintelligence. What’s even more remarkable and fortunate is that their principled and learned grasp of the issues developed just in time for the WikiLeaks hack of the DNC.

They’ve dropped in on Herald Radio at Radio Row and one after another shared their concerns, but only when asked about Democratic Party officials actively working to steal the election from Bernie Sanders.

Everyone from Former Maryland Lt. Gov. (and RFK daughter) Kathleen Kennedy Townsend to former Massachusetts Gov. Bill Weld to President Obama himself has claimed great distress at the possibility that the leak was somehow orchestrated by Vladimir Putin to damage Hillary Clinton because Donald Trump has said some nice things about him in the past.

Like an annoying internet popup — the kind that gets you frantically looking for the tiny x to close — these pundits have thrown the Putin/Trump canard up at every inquiry into their party’s exposed corruption.

That’s an unfixable bug at this point.

But the great irony of this newfound concern over email security was not lost on Donald J. Trump, and not surprisingly the Republican nominee had fun taking some shots on this open net yesterday. “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing,” he joked, referring to the 30,000 emails Hillary Clinton deleted from her server.

Trump’s assumption of course, like that of many Americans, is that the Russians and others have already hacked Secretary Clinton, and her unserious approach to cybersecurity has already put American interests at risk.

Obviously the Democrats are by now scared to death of email scandals and it shows on their faces here in Philadelphia. Not content with their desperate, nonsensical deflections from how the DNC treated Bernie Sanders, Democrats and their media partners have conjured up a new popup proclamation: that Trump is asking the Russians to hack a former secretary of state.

“Treason!” they cry, in their newly discovered passion for email security.

Relax and enjoy your convention, Democrats. Even if those 30,000 emails are leaked, they’re just silly notes about Chelsea’s wedding and yoga, right?