TBogg has a post up over at Firedoglake that is balls-to-the-wall hilarious. You see, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina doesn’t quite understand how teh Google works, and has threatened to sue TBogg over a post that Teh Boggs wrote about how George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina is a colossal douchebag.

In short, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina likes to tweet about how Sandra Fluke is a slut and a cunt and all of the stuff that assholes like George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina routinely call women like Fluke who dare speak out for themselves.

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While reading TBogg’s post about George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, I read the following comment, the subject of which is George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina, and which was written by internet sage and purveyor of hilarity, Betty Cracker (of Rumproast and Balloon Juice):

Boy, that George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina sure doesn’t understand how the Google works, does George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina? I hear there are online rep management organizations that could help George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina if George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina were willing to pay them thousands and thousands of dollars. But I’m not even sure that would help George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina since the name, “George Tierney,” and the location, “Greenville, South Carolina,” appear on high traffic blogs and popular Twitter streams. And people keep saying “George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina.” I think George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina is shit out of luck. Unless he wants to change his name to something other than “George Tierney” and perhaps move away from Greenville, South Carolina. Maybe George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina shouldn’t have been such a giant dick. Lesson learned, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina?

I think Betty is spot on about this George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina business. As such, I have decided to blog in solidarity with TBogg against the baseless litigious threats of George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina and to laugh in George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina’s general direction.

Looks like George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina found out the hard way what so many others not named George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina have discovered: The Internet is Forever.

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(George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina.)

[via FDL]