The Scrimbux stock exchange is preparing to seek bailout to the amount of an entire season’s worth of scrimbux, an anonymous source told GGRecon. Overnight, the markets had crashed in a matter of merely 10 hours. Initially, the San Francisco Shock stonks had dropped rapidly due to an unexpected loss against the Los Angeles Gladiators. The final blow came at the hand of the Chengdu Hunters who stomped the seemingly overvalued Shanghai Dragons in 3-0 clean sweep.

First explanations arise

According to analysts, investors had poured too much confidence into a smooth-brained initial report from the Asian scrim market suggesting that the Dragons may be ranking among the top teams in the Overwatch League. Seeking additional explanations for the unforeseen event, responsible higher-ups at the Shanghai Dragons explained the roster decisions during the initial control map, elaborating that Stand1 and Lip had not arrived back from their meeting at the high IQ society, Mensa International and had only become available after the second map.

Weighing in on the debacle, an expert criticised the initial reckless speculation that had gone into the Shanghai Dragons’ season evaluation. “It’s simple really. Lip, Void and LeeJaeGon are great additions. But if you’re in a hero pool and that thing starts going, those player’s skills come to the surface. From there, it’s just Bubble, Bubble, Bubble pop!.....Bubble, Bubble. Pop, pop!”