Ever wish certain people would pipe down? Us too. Here’s our unlucky 13 genres of people we've heard more than enough from, thanks very much.

(Feel free to add your own in the comments below. You never know, they might even take notice…)

1. Vegans

Do you ever introduce yourself as “a committed meat consumer”? Do you have “eats fish, meat and animal products” in your social media bio? Do you declare yourself “evangelical about dead livestock”? No, you probably don’t, unless you’re clinically insane.

Vegans have no such qualms about making their dietary choices a key part of their personality. Personalities which, let’s face, often aren’t terribly interesting.

At any communal meal, in or out, they’ll make a big old look-at-me fuss. They believe veganism (veganitude? vegbianism?) is an all-encompassing “lifestyle”, not just a diet. They’re judgey and finger-waggy, forever droning on about “ethical” this, “compassionate” the other, putting you off your sausage sarnie. They’re contractually obliged to pretend that vegan food (tofu, soya, almond milk, cheese that tastes of feet) is as good as the real thing.

Most of all, they talk about it. All. The. Time. What do you want, Holland & Barrett bore, a medal made out of kale?