So. Journal. Hey. Why doesnât anybody pay attention to me? I see dead people like Iâm the fuckinâ Sixth Sense . I travelled back in time to meet my own father like Marty Goddamn McFly. What does it take to get some fucking interesting story-arcs up in this bitch? I think Iâm going to fight a robot assassin from the future tomorrow, thus setting in motion the formation of the last resistance of mankind. If that doesnât work, I just donât even know. I guess Iâll get titty implants. It worked for Kate and Hurley.

Ben

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Benâs Log, A revelation has come to me. After years of confusion and desperation, I believe I finally understand. I believe I finally understand everything, and that is all I have ever asked in return for my many sacrifices. It's perfectly clear now: Jacob was not the island, Richard is. Jacob was an incarnate version of an old god, hidden here in a place where old gods could still exist, not at odds with the modern world outside. Jacob was the avatar of a god, as was his brother, but it's Richard who is the avatar of the island itself. He cannot die in this place because he is this place. These long years have had me thinking that I served the island through Jacob, but I was merely serving Jacob because it is what the island, Richard himself, asked of me. It is Richard who should have my loyalty. Richard who is truly important to me. It is Richard who has my answers. And at long last I believe thereare answers to be had... P.S. Nevermind. Richard was just beaten to death by a four-toed, bird-headed giant named ADAM-1. His death was foretold by the talking polar bear totem thatâs apparently been haunting the dreamtime of the Oceanic Six. Also? Turns out Iâm a woman. What the fuck, guys? Justâ¦ just what the fuck.Find more from Robert on Twitter Facebook or his own site, I Fight Robots , where you can share your theories about Lost with somebody who will really try to pretend to care (sort of).