Man: I AM AGAINST BAD THINGS AND FOR GOOD THINGS.[Audience stands to applaud his brilliance. Audience throws cash. Audience throws luxury car. Audience throws corner office.]Moderator: Sir, what is your plan for achieving your goals?Man: I AM AGAINST BAD THINGS AND FOR GOOD THINGS. I WILL GET RID OF THE BAD THINGS, AND MAKE MORE GOOD THINGS.Moderator: Ma'am?Woman: Focusing on making things less bad, here are three strategies. Each has a number of advantages and disadvantages. Depending on circumstances, I envision using one or more of them.Man: THE FIRST ONE. THE ONE WITH THE THING.[Audience cheers. Man raises finger.]Man: AND I WOULD CHALLENGE THIS YOUNG LADY TO DO THE FIRST ONE. YOUNG LADY, WILL YOU PROMISE TO DO THE FIRST ONE, IRRESPECTIVE OF FUTURE CIRCUMSTANCES AND POTENTIALLY DISASTROUS CONSEQUENCES?[Woman laughs quietly to herself.]Woman: You heard what I said about my strategy.[Audience boos]Man: YOU'VE ALWAYS OPPOSED MY IDEA TO END THE BAD THINGS. WHY DO YOU LIKE BAD THINGS?[Audience cheers][Woman laughs quietly to herself.][Audience member yells "She hates the thing!" Audience member yells "She wants things to be bad!" Audience chants man's name.][I know that's not exactly how things went down, but that's pretty much what it feels like at this point. None of us are getting tenure, it what I'm saying.]