John Kasich says that not enough voters know that his dad was a mailman, and he VOWS to stay in the race until every single American voter hears at least ONE folksy story about his mailman father!!!!

Statement from Kasich camp: “Gov. Kasich will remain in the race unless a candidate reaches 1,237 bound delegates before the Convention.” — Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) May 3, 2016

Statement from Kasich camp: “Tonight’s results are not going to alter Gov. @JohnKasich's campaign plans.” pic.twitter.com/IuiNH6gPN5 — Fox News (@FoxNews) May 3, 2016

Looks like benefits for Kasich campaign staffers still include enormous quantities of hallucinogens. pic.twitter.com/FKWukBpE2e — Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) May 3, 2016







This is, of course, despite his being FOURTH in a three-man race, since waterboy Marco Rubio STILL has more delegates than Kasich, as Jake the Tapman Tapper reiterated tonight on CNN:

Video of @jaketapper's John Kasich truth bomb pic.twitter.com/SZX6xp0slr — Mashable News (@MashableNews) May 4, 2016

Seriously, if the GOP establishment tries to shoehorn this idiot into the candidacy, even I will riot. But it ain’t gonna happen…