This game, sucks.

Story

There is none, but who needs story?

Music

The music is the same Ancient Ruins theme looping over and over again. It is cool at first, but after you've been wasting more time then you should of with this horrible game it starts to give you a headache. God dammit, shut up! Open up your other browser, mute the one you're using to play this piece of crap, and put on some Aerosmith. Or just use iTunes or something, anything to avoid this crappy music.

Controls

The controls work. They're pretty fluent, actually, but moving is delayed a bit.

Gameplay

This is the game's pure shit factor. The goal is to waste time moving around, doing stuff to unlock more stuff. It's pretty fun at first, but after you've been playing for a while it gets extremely boring. You unlock more mechanics until you can't unlock anymore, sometimes to advance the goal is to get more trophies, or medals, or Zeniths. And once you get to the Zeniths, the game is extremely boring. The goals you need to complete take way too long, are outrageously impossible/boring, and they don't unlock any new mechanics or anything interesting. You can also get coins, but once you have gotten 2 zeniths you can barely even move the character before he dies. This slows down Zeniths, and speeds up other Zeniths, what a shit load of fuck.

Overall: 1.5 Stars

No, this game is worse then Cookie Clicker. It's boring, it sucks, and it should not be played. I'd rather play Big Rigs Over The Road racing then play this horrible flash game. Final Verdict: It sucks, and the creator should be ashamed of himself for creating a boring mess.