Can you poop out your headmates? Please, this is URGENT. I recently took a really big poo and afterwards I can’t detect my headmate anymore. More information BELOW:

OK, I had major poopfeels and rushed into the bathroom and plopped my slightly chubby rump upon the toilet seat. I strained for a minute, producing some pain, until it all rushed out. I took a massive, colon-cleansing shit. My body shuddered, as first some hardened, gnarled blocks pooped out, then some softened stool spilled forth, and then I produced a flood of blockaded liquid shit. I rocked from side to side upon the seat, moaning, feeling like my WHOLE BODY passed through my bum.

When I was done, I stood up weakly, and before beginning the process of wiping myself (it was very long btw) I noticed that my favorite headmate was missing, and I had panicked feels. I ordered my other headmates, a tri-horned Derpy and a timey-wimey Fox McCloud, to search my skull, but they couldn’t find him. Could he have taken physical form and passed out of my body with my bowel movement?

He always liked to play with poo. If you can get in contact with my mustard-blood Karkat, please, tell him to come back to me. I live in Oakland, California if you or your headmates can communicate with him in the sewer system.