If you've already forgotten the life lessons that Clarissa taught you when she explained it all, chances are you also forgot about some of your favorite '90s products.

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We've scoured the web to bring you the ultimate blast from the past. Warning: while some of these items will produce positive feelings of nostalgia others will leave you seriously questioning your judgment and life all together.

Grab your Tamagotchis and sticker books as we travel back in time.

Beauty

1. Toy finger tips

If your mom wouldn't let you wear press on nails, these plastic finger tips were the next best thing. Who cares if they didn't match your skin tone. You still looked totally cool.

2. Juice Bar body splash

100% all natural cotton candy. Paraben free, sulfate free, and gluten free. Not.

3. Tinkerbell cosmetics

When Tink wasn't hanging out with Peter Pan and the lost boys she was bottling her pixie dust and stocking your caboodle.

4. Punctuation perfume

From the decade that brought you the artist formerly known as Prince, we bring you "!"

5. Brown Bonne Bell lipstick

Say hello to the original #LipKitByKylie.

6. Malibu Musk

Because all premium body fragrances come in aerosole cans.

7. Sun In

When you weren't allowed to color your hair professionally, you soaked your locks in this stuff. After a few hours of baking in the sun the process was complete and you had rad uneven, brassy orange highlights.

8. Bath & Body Works glitter lotion

If your jellies have glitter your lotion should too.

Clothing

9. Shrunken shirts

When "one size fits all" meant you could share clothes with your American Girl doll.

10. Cropped sweater vests

Cropped sweater vests over long button down shirts were the ultimate styling trick.

11. Puffy paint tees

When DIY was called arts and crafts.

12. Bike shorts

Bike shorts were accepted as proper pants. Remembering this fact shines a whole new light on today's black leggings controversy.

13. School girl plaid

It didn't matter what school you attended, every girl in the '90s wore the same uniform.

14. White tees under sundresses

We had no qualms about showing off our midriffs but wouldn't dare expose our shoulders.

Accessories

15. Pacifier necklaces

These were the days before Posh Spice became Victoria Beckham and Baby Spice was everyone's favorite.

16. Elastic flatform sandals

No that's not a herd of clydesdales you hear, it's just every girl in school flipping and flopping her way to class.

17. Fluttering butterfly clip

Jiggly butterfly clips were Sky Dancers for your hair.

18. Clunky white Sketchers

Here we have Sketchers shape-ups' earliest prototype designed by aliens and the Spice Girls.

19. Bracelet pens

Wearable office supplies were the wearable tech of the decade.

20. Animal backpacks

When shoulders needed a break from JanSport backpacks, '90s kids toted their goodies in wearable teddy bears and unicorns.

21. Pocket critter key chain

Littlest Pet Shop, the travel edition.

22. Velvet chokers

Even though you were only 14 a black choker instantly transformed you into a sophisticated woman.

23. Plastic barrettes

Before we settled on butterfly clips, '90s kids gave every animals a chance.

24. Brown sandals

Weighing approximately 10 pounds each these clunky shoes made your feet smell like moldy salt and vinegar chips.

25. Stick-on earrings

During the height of the sticker book age even accessories were adhesive.

26. Inflatable purses

If pool floats could pass as acceptable living room furniture, why not carry a blow-up purse.

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