are you a girl and want to grow a beard? girl 1: yes! girl 2: eh girl 3: no, not really you two get out of here glue-on girl beards! girl with beard: i feel like a bearded man now, but with woman parts! girl with beard: i get weird looks on the street, probably because my beard is sweet! hey, that rhymed! this beard turned me into a rapper! girl: i've been trying to grow a beard for 10 years and all i have is this fuzzy girl moustache! EWWWWWW! shave that off and get a glue-on girl beard! *image of a beard*