Original Air date: October 28th, 2019

Caption: Ellie stops by to talk all thing Davenport Jubilee. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:36 (96 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt warns of some old man talk and then goes into decribing the drive he made for Piff's tour stop in Arizona and Magic Castle in LA. Matt could not walk afterwards. Ellie the truck driver is introduced and asked about soreness after driving. She also talks about truck shows and their variety of radio personalities.

Paul also had an old-man day at work where he was hobbling around Walmart.

The hosts discuss what to call a pushed vehicle that stores provide so that customers can haul their wares before purchasing them. Matt, Paul, and Jacob call them carts. Paul's dad called them "buggies."

They mention a honeycomb goblin and play the inside joke explained jingle. They talk about the cold wind in Vegas and the Vegas Parking and Weather jingle.

Paul continues to tell the story about parking at Walmart past the cart lock line.

A Fake Commercial for Gatorade-flavored Sports Yogurt squirters.

Matt tries to talk about going to Tuacahn Arts Center to see some childrens musicals. Paul misears this as Toucan Sam and a series of bird puns are included in this story.

A Fake Commercial for Big Old Stick Lipstick

The hosts talk about the Masked Singer. Paul states that it is combination of a Cosplay Convention, a claw prize machine, and a singing competition. This leads them to ask about a Nick Cannon turban. Paul jokes that he struck a deal with Makers Mark and GMC markets them as Suburban Bourbon Turban (Episode title reference).

Scoopmail Edit

Sara Boyle sends in some home-made jelly.

An anonymous person sends in a story about getting government approval for a project by being a crazy person.

Drill Seargent Scoop sends in a Shitty Job story about working in a porn shop where he used a horse-shaped dildo to fight off a would-be robber.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The Hunt for Balls theme is played. Smitty Scoop sends in a Scoopardy with Fish, Spice, Or, and Pasta

Characters and Bits Edit

Beaded seat cover built-into the nice truck

Taylor Hicks is the namesake for Taylor Ham

Paul put puppet googly eyes on a Sinclair dinosaur stuffed animal.

Fregula - the Vampire gas jockey

Episode Art by @slakingfool