1. If the guy from the white guy blinking meme were your boyfriend, he would never complain if a stranger fell asleep on his shoulder on a plane, or try to wake them up. He would just blink in polite surprise for the remainder of the four-hour flight.

2. When the person eventually woke up and said “Oh god, sorry!” he would pretend not to have noticed.

3. If the guy from the white guy blinking meme were your boyfriend, you’d borrow his plaid shirts a lot.

4. If the guy from the white guy blinking meme were your boyfriend, he would be slightly startled every time you swore.

5. If the guy from the white guy blinking meme were your boyfriend, he would buy really nice hand soaps for his bathroom AND his kitchen.

6. He wouldn’t know what conditioner was for, though.

7. On your first date with the white guy blinking guy, he’d order a really spicy dish without realising. “Are you sure you want that?” you’d ask, and he’d be like, “Yes, I love spicy food!” but you would notice a few beads of nervous sweat forming on his forehead.

8. He’d be a few bites in when you'd see his eyes widen. To spare his feelings, you would dismiss yourself to visit the bathroom.

9. When you returned, his meal would be unexpectedly nearly finished. “I’m a really quick eater!” he'd croak. You would notice his napkin was balled up and hidden behind his empty water glass.