You knew there had to be a sequel to the original Avengers porn parody, but you wouldn’t guess how bad it really is. You can revisit those characters as much as you want, but if you don’t heed my warning and give your audience what it wants with pairings…you will fail. You will fail hard. So let’s check this thing out.

Captain America/Black Widow

It’s a hard life for Captain America, after being woken up from his icy suspended-animation slumber. It’s gotten so bad that he’d rather get into a fist fight with a terrorist organization…just so he could distract himself from his depression. Black Widow, on the other hand, offers him another form of distraction: sex.

Blowjob

Reverse cowgirl

On table

Doggy

Facial

While this pairing makes sense – and is something fans may want to see, the casting (particularly from Black Widow) was poor. The film is famous for picking a known Hollywood hottie for the role, so this film would benefit more from getting a lookalike – and not just a basic pornstar bimbo. Also, keep in mind that the transitions in this film are sporadic and clumsy. The costumes were okay, but there wasn’t much spirit into making this particular scene any good.

3/5 for it’s generic sex scene.

Nick Fury/Wasp

After introducing the team to the newest avenger – Wasp – Nick Fury takes her to the back asking her to brief him before continuing the mission…when in reality, she debriefs him instead!

Blowjob

Cunning linguist

Doggy

Reverse cowgirl

Spooning

Cowgirl

Missionary

Pull out

Introducing the character of Wasp wasn’t the best idea from a fan-base perspective, but it was decent for a porn standpoint. Basically, you have a black guy with a BBC and a little, petite woman to fulfill your interracial desires. You don’t really care that they are superhero characters though…which might cause problems later on in the movie. As for the transitions this time – they were dealt with better/more naturally…with a few hiccups of course.

4/5

Hawkeye/Ms. Marvel

While scouting out a possible Hydra station, Spider-Man and Hawkeye fight over the girl. So, Spider-Man is separated from the group and transformed into the symbiotic Black suit while Hawkeye and Ms. Marvel…bond.

Blowjob

Reverse Cowgirl

Doggy

Cowgirl

On Table

Pearl Necklace

The only thing that I really found interesting in this scene was the transformation of Spider-Man into the black suit…it was done a little stupidly, but I wasn’t expecting that to happen either. The sex scene between Hawkeye and Ms. Marvel doesn’t make sense as a pairing, had bad acting and transitions, and altogether wasn’t really sexy.

2/5

Spider-Man/HYDRA floozie.

After transforming into the Black Spider-Man, he decides to bang a random villain chick.

Doggy

On Table

Anal

Reverse Cowgirl anal

Blowjob

Facial

This would have been a lot hotter if it wasn’t with a random villainous skank. You have both vaginal and anal intercourse going on – but unfortunately they must have run out of ideas as far as pairing went.

2/5 for filler material.

Red Guardian/Winter Soldier

I really don’t understand how the story got to this point, and I’m sure it explained it – but it’s a porn…no one cares. That being said, they could pick actresses that aren’t completely impossible to understand. Red Guardian comes to stop the Winter Soldier from continuing his charade of…shooting people. So he stops and fucks her. Being the good hero that she is…she lets him.

Cunning linguist

Blowjob

Doggy

Reverse Cowgirl

On table

Blowjob

On Table

Facial

Guess how much I cared about this scene…here’s a hint…the number isn’t high. Seeing the Winter Soldier was cool, but Red Guardian? I don’t know about you, but as far as straight porn goes, the audience shouldn’t be happier to see the male character than the female. As the scene (and ultimately movie) ends, it goes back to Captain America randomly being held hostage before an end battle is about to begin. That’s the ending.

2/5

Final thoughts:

This one was pretty tame – but that’s not really surprising, given the fact that it’s Axel Braun. There’s been so few of his videos that I’ve actually liked because he doesn’t know how to write anything that respects the original source, nor does he know how to pair anyone. Past that, there was editing flaws, horrible acting, nonexistent music, and too many girls with fake tits. It really wouldn’t hurt to have natural boobs…seriously. Try it sometime.

-10 for horrible acting

-10 for horrible pairing

-10 for a really jumbled story that was never strong enough to be considered as little as a parody.

Total score: 22/100