According to a new survey the absolute worst city you can go to eat Chinese food is yours truly. In mapping out the food preferences of the 50 largest cities in the U.S., home indexing site Estately found Austin to be the city with the fewest Chinese restaurants, making it the No. 1 worst city to go for your lo mein, cashew chicken, fried rice needs. Personally, the gas-station-turned-Chinese-takeout spot down the street serves me just fine, but maybe that’s because I, as the survey suggests, am a resident of a region “confounded by chopsticks.”

If you’re looking for a few more Chinese restaurant options (but just a few) you can make the eight-hour drive to El Paso, which came in as the second-worst city for Chinese. In fact, El Paso did surprisingly (unsurprisingly?) poorly in many categories. The city was ranked the No. 1 worst for coffee, halal, pizza and Thai, and second-worst for breakfast and Chinese. Similarly San Antonio ranked among the top five worst cities for seven different restaurant categories.

So what categories did Austin shine in? In today’s non-news, the city was ranked the No. 2 best for food trucks and No. 4 best for Tex-Mex restaurants. If there’s one thing we love in Austin, its eating food made in vehicle. We don’t appreciate the survey’s shade suggesting Austin, Portland and Oakland as go-to cities only “If you enjoy standing in line to get food poisoning directly from someone selling food out of the side of truck.” Several of Austin’s food trucks have gone on to become esteemed brick-and-mortars, and we only got sick that one time and there was no way of being sure why.

Which cities outranked Austin in terms of Tex-Mex? That Atlanta, Georgia and Washington, D.C. came in on top is shocking, but Dallas ranked at No. 2 will have us rage eating an entire bowl of queso later.

Tacos, unfortunately, did not constitute their own category. But we all know where we stand on that.