(18:05:11) (Commentator): Welcome, welcome one and all!

(18:05:13) myductape: i didnt know triangles could frown

(18:05:33) (Commentator): Today, we shall be continuing the rather wonderful journey across Chroma in spectacular fashion!

(18:05:47) Lolzrfunni: Yes, we shall be doing a double-bill of races!

(18:06:12) (Polygon): Hey where's mesh... oh wait...

(18:06:15) (Commentator): shut up Lolz

(18:06:20) (Commentator): I'm the commentator here

(18:06:28) Lolzrfunni: hey! I pay you!

(18:06:30) ChatBot: (Polygon) is now known as (PolyMcFly).

(18:06:31) (Commentator): nyaaah :P

(18:06:49) sahdee: :hyper:

(18:06:54) (Commentator): Yes, today we shall be doing a double bill of races!

(18:07:04) (Nurse_Rock): [](/medicredheart)Time for the combat medic to come out.

(18:07:04) Lolzrfunni: meanie commentator stealing my words :c

(18:07:25) (Nurse_Rock): Wait, we're supposed to get paid for this?

(18:07:36) (Commentator): First off, we continue where we left off through the streets of the Sapphire District!

(18:07:39) (Nurse_Rock): I haven't seen a paycheck as long as I've been here!

(18:07:43) Lolzrfunni: I pay him in ham sandwhiches

(18:07:45) (Nurse_Rock): I'll sue your ass!

(18:07:58) Lolzrfunni: oh god, not more FCAR lawsuits

(18:08:06) Lolzrfunni: none of them ever work anyway

(18:08:13) (Commentator): order! order!

(18:08:18) (Nurse_Rock): [](/nursesaywhat)I don't eat meat.

(18:08:43) sahdee: The races are supposed to have prizes too

(18:08:50) (Commentator): :|

(18:09:02) (Commentator): Wait, we haven't announced the winning prize yet?

(18:09:08) (Commentator): Well, guess what?

(18:09:41) (Commentator): The drive who crosses the finish line first cuts the tape to the NEW AND IMPROVED OYSTERDERP DOWNTOWN DISCTRICT!

(18:09:49) Lolzrfunni: Amazing!

(18:09:56) sahdee: :hyper:

(18:10:00) (Commentator): and second place gets a pizza

(18:10:34) (Commentator): yeah, we spent most of the prize budget on the spectacular opening ceremony...

(18:10:42) myductape: hey dont cut me

(18:10:43) (Commentator): Third place gets a corn dog

(18:10:56) sahdee throws a shoe at the commentator

(18:11:00) (Commentator): myductape we're using scotch tape so it's fine :3

(18:11:09) myductape: but but

(18:11:15) (Commentator): shhh no teas now

(18:11:15) myductape: not my child

(18:11:16) (Nurse_Rock): [](/happynurse)Can we exchange the corn dog for a salad?

(18:11:23) (Commentator): or should that be tears? :g:

(18:11:34) (Commentator): (Nurse_Rock) I'm sure that can be arranged

(18:11:52) Lolzrfunni: GET ON WITH THE RACE

(18:11:56) (Nurse_Rock): [](/redheart)Yeah.

(18:12:00) Lolzrfunni: OR NO SANDWHICH

(18:12:17) (Commentator): okay, fine...

(18:12:19) (Commentator): erhem

(18:13:10) (Commentator): It's an exciting 1st part of the race today. Following driver Bob's crash into the Cote D'azur marina, the Tentomobile is out of the FCAR trans-chroma continental!

(18:13:25) (Commentator): Only 28 drivers remain in the running! exciting stuff.

(18:13:42) (Nurse_Rock): I like my chances. 28 is my lucky number.

(18:14:14) (Commentator): finishing first in the Cote D'azur stage was Zwooshie with his car Vroom!

(18:14:26) (Commentator): Will he be able to continue his speedy performance?

(18:15:00) (Commentator): Sahdee and Rem are both excited to test out their various probably-illegal weapons today... this can only end well :|

(18:15:19) sahdee: :hyper:

(18:15:52) ChatBot: ben456111 logs into the Chat.

(18:16:15) (Commentator): First-time racer Doc Periwinkle in his time-machine type thingy is looking hopeful, managing a solid 8th place, while the Beard on Wheels driven by Rebound floundered! Either he's saving the best till last or he got caught up in the large array of street food available there...

(18:16:40) (Commentator): but, the time for fillers is over! The racers are ready! The Red lights are out!

(18:16:41) (Commentator): 10

(18:16:45) (Commentator): 9

(18:16:47) (Commentator): 8

(18:16:48) (Commentator): 7

(18:16:52) (Commentator): 6

(18:16:54) (Commentator): 5

(18:16:56) (Commentator): 4

(18:16:57) (Commentator): 3

(18:16:59) (Commentator): 2

(18:17:01) (PolyMcFly): :hyper:

(18:17:01) (Commentator): 1

(18:17:03) (Commentator): .......

(18:17:07) (Commentator): DRAMATIC PAAAAAAAUSE

(18:17:10) (PolyMcFly): Get on with it!

(18:17:28) (Nurse_Rock) vroom vroom

(18:17:29) (Commentator): AND IT'S GO GO GO!

(18:17:47) (Commentator): FRO MAKES AN AMAZING START! HE AND REDIS ARE CHARGING THROUGH THE PACK!

(18:17:56) (Commentator): Zwooshie is losing ground to Blee!

(18:18:17) (Commentator): Amazing! Doc Periwinkle is in 4th place almost instantly! How does he do it?

(18:18:38) sahdee: Rock why?! :cry:

(18:18:39) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is also particularly fast at the start, she's gaining position quickly!

(18:18:50) (PolyMcFly): Did he reach 88 mph?

(18:19:14) (Commentator): Poly seems to have chosen to grab onto Nurse Rock this time! It's a bold maymay - sorry, strategy, will it pay off?

(18:19:29) (Nurse_Rock): It's to distract you

(18:19:45) (Commentator): Agent Steelhooves appears to another quick racer today, he's gaining position alongside Nurse Rock!

(18:20:00) (Commentator): :O Cheeky giggler Cdos has accidentally fallen off the Tow Truck!

(18:20:06) (Commentator): Now he has to actually drive his own car!

(18:20:14) (Nurse_Rock): [](/nurse-r) Get outta here ponybro!

(18:20:19) (PolyMcFly) laugh hysterically

(18:20:22) (Commentator): and the Tow Truck, having shed the weight, is charging through the pack!

(18:20:34) sahdee: I'm not doing well

(18:20:36) (PolyMcFly) stops laughing

(18:20:40) (Commentator): What's this?

(18:20:42) (Commentator): :O :O :O

(18:20:53) (Commentator): Doc Periwinkle's hit 88 Miles Per Hour!

(18:20:54) (Commentator): Oh no!

(18:21:08) (Commentator): his car's disappeared!

(18:21:21) (Commentator): well kids, that's one lesson for you...

(18:21:28) (Commentator): Never race a time machine.

(18:21:42) (PolyMcFly): What if he goes back in time and kills us all?

(18:21:57) (Commentator): Lolz is dropping position! Has he got a problem with the Fatmobile?

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(18:22:11) Lolzrfunni: There's Sirop spilling everywhere! Heeelp!

(18:22:24) (Commentator): :O And Zwooshie's crashed off! Oh no!

(18:22:37) (Nurse_Rock): Is it plausible that I didn't hear them screaming for help?

(18:22:40) (PolyMcFly) Canadianing intensifies

(18:22:42) sahdee: Poor Zwooshie

(18:22:43) (Commentator): He's gone straight into the window of a barber's shop1

(18:22:49) (Nurse_Rock): Nah that was pretty loud I better go check it out...

(18:22:56) (Commentator): I'm so shocked that my exclamation marks are broken!

(18:23:14) (Commentator): Fro's made it to 8th place!

(18:23:37) (Commentator): and Redis is now in 15th! He started all the way back in 25th place!

(18:23:46) (PolyMcFly): :O

(18:23:58) (Commentator): Remnance is trying to shoot the horsey with his cannon!

(18:24:09) sahdee: Go Rem!

(18:24:10) (Commentator): :O The recoil has pushed him off course!

(18:24:23) (Commentator): He's gone into a ditch!

(18:24:45) (Commentator): It's a good thing he's in a tank or he'd be stuck there forever! But this could cost him his position!

(18:25:19) (Commentator): Skele and Sahdee are both dropping back! What's happened to them? Are mechanical problems already setting in?

(18:26:06) (Commentator): Rebound is doing particularly well, he's making up plenty from his slow performance last race!

(18:26:27) (Commentator): Fro is doing amazingly well! He;s reached 4th place and is threatening an ailing Blee!

(18:27:11) (Commentator): The GMP-Mobile driven by Elimi is dropping back too! But Nurse Rock is up into the top 10!

(18:27:26) (PolyMcFly): Alright!

(18:27:41) (Commentator): Redis is also in the top 10! He's side-by-side with Nurse Rock in the Representor Reptilian!

(18:28:02) myductape: i really want doc periwinkle to get first and just appear at the end

(18:28:03) (Commentator): the Tow Truck is behind them both! Toworn's really going at it in his home territory!

(18:28:08) (PolyMcFly) makes rude gestures

(18:28:11) (Commentator): the crowds are cheering him on!

(18:28:48) (Commentator): Cheeky giggler cdos is still lagging behind! He seems to be barely trying! Does he have a trick up his sleeve?

(18:29:05) (Commentator): Lolz, Theel and TJ are all floundering in the midfield!

(18:29:17) Lolzrfunni: All the controls are sticky and sirop-y :c

(18:29:36) (Commentator): Remmy has dug himself out of the ditch, but he;s in last place!

(18:29:37) (PolyMcFly): Ben or I would clean it

(18:29:43) (Commentator): and FRO HAS TAKEN THE LEAD!

(18:29:55) (PolyMcFly): But then the would be wet an saliva-y

(18:30:13) (Commentator): Tow and Redis, followed by Poly and Nurse Rock, as coming up behind!

(18:30:52) (PolyMcFly) clutches tighter

(18:31:00) (Commentator): GMP-Mobile and Tele's car have joined Sahdee, Cdos and Skele at the back! It seems that a whole host of mechanical trouble has appeared!

(18:31:43) (Commentator): one underappreciated racer, Geekerjoy's Tea Trolley, is doing well! She's catching up with the lead pack!

(18:31:43) (Nurse_Rock): Gotta go fast! Nurse powers activate!

(18:31:43) sahdee: I hate you

(18:31:57) (Commentator): Agent Steelhooves and the horsey are right next to each other"

(18:32:04) (Commentator): It's horse vs horse!

(18:32:09) (Commentator): but who will win?

(18:32:22) (Commentator): Redis is challenging for the lead!

(18:32:28) (Nurse_Rock): Didn't the horse actually win a race once?

(18:32:33) (Commentator): Nurse Rock has taken the Tow Truck!

(18:32:45) (Nurse_Rock) vroom vroom

(18:32:45) (Commentator): but Towwie is coming round back again!

(18:33:00) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is throwing bandages at the lead car!

(18:33:10) (PolyMcFly): Yee-haw!

(18:33:11) (Commentator): Poly is sticking his tongue out at everyone he sees!

(18:33:33) (Commentator): Rebound and Geeker have caught up with the main pack!

(18:33:37) (PolyMcFly) tonguing intensifies

(18:33:58) (Commentator): Redis is leading! But Towwie, Fro and Nurse Rock are drafting each other in a cheeky attempt to pass him!

(18:34:12) (Commentator): Tow is past! But Redis cuts off Fro!

(18:34:15) (Commentator): wow!

(18:34:23) (Commentator): Fro's past Redis!

(18:34:33) (Commentator): What is even going on?

(18:34:54) (Commentator): All I know is the Poly is doing some sik flip\

(18:35:03) (Nurse_Rock) throws a bottle of hand sanitizer at Roly

(18:35:10) (Nurse_Rock): Get off my ambulance!

(18:35:14) (Commentator): :O

(18:35:17) (Commentator): How violent!#

(18:35:24) DBCrumpets: is that legal?

(18:35:35) DBCrumpets: Hippocratic oath and all

(18:35:37) (Commentator): Shut up crumpets

(18:35:44) (PolyMcFly): Nobody, calls me Roly!

(18:35:45) (Commentator): all's fair in FCAR and war

(18:35:58) DBCrumpets: including napalm?

(18:36:02) (Commentator): Tow's slipstreaming Fro!

(18:36:09) (Commentator): Nurse Rock is slipstreaming Tow!

(18:36:13) sahdee: DBCrumpets Yeah, we checked

(18:36:20) (PolyMcFly): (God I've waited so long to make that reference.)

(18:36:21) (Nurse_Rock): My Hippocratic Oath excludes FCAR. I checked the fine print.

(18:36:26) (Commentator): Redis is slipstreaming Nurse Rock!

(18:36:40) DBCrumpets air lifts sahdee napalm

(18:36:40) (Commentator): Geeker is Slipstreaming Redis!

(18:36:51) (Commentator): Its anyone going to make a move!?

(18:36:58) sahdee: I demand more screen time!

(18:36:59) (PolyMcFly) struggles to hold on during slipstream

(18:37:35) (Commentator): Yes! Redis brakes hard! He takes the inside line on the corner!

(18:37:45) (Nurse_Rock): [](/medicredheart) sahdee maybe if you were a better racer you would get some

(18:38:03) (Commentator): Nurse Rock and Tow both have heavy cars! They can only watch as Redis take them on the hairpin!

(18:38:23) (Commentator): but Fro is giving Redis a run for his money!

(18:38:38) (PolyMcFly): Speed up Nursey!

(18:38:55) (Commentator): the finish line for this stage is in sight! Will Fro be able to hold him off long enough?

(18:38:57) ChatBot: naughtypenguin logs into the Chat.

(18:39:04) (Nurse_Rock): [](/nurse)Get your own damn ride

(18:39:04) DBCrumpets: hru naughty

(18:39:07) (Commentator): :O :O :O

(18:39:19) (Nurse_Rock): time for my secret weapon >:-D

(18:39:21) (Commentator): Fro finishes first!

(18:39:26) (Commentator): Redis 2nd!

(18:39:29) (Nurse_Rock) turns on ambulance sirens

(18:39:30) sahdee shoots the laser cannon at the commentator

(18:39:32) (Nurse_Rock): wee woo

(18:39:34) (Nurse_Rock): wee woo

(18:39:36) (Nurse_Rock): wee woo

(18:39:39) sahdee: hru Naughty

(18:39:46) naughtypenguin: hru

(18:39:49) DBCrumpets: has the commentator been killed?

(18:39:52) DBCrumpets: rip

(18:39:53) naughtypenguin: is today the Fcar race?

(18:39:55) (Commentator): But Nurse Rock accidentally hitches herself on Towwi!

(18:40:04) (Commentator): TOW FINISHES 3RD!

(18:40:09) (Nurse_Rock): HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

(18:40:13) (Commentator): Nurse Rock 4th! Poly in 5th!

(18:40:16) sahdee: AND WHAT HAPPENED TO ZWOOSH?

(18:40:19) (Commentator): Geeker 6th

(18:40:20) (PolyMcFly): Yeah!!!!

(18:40:23) (Nurse_Rock): he dead

(18:40:25) (Commentator): Rebound 7th!

(18:40:30) sahdee: Worst race ever

(18:40:35) sahdee: I want my money back

(18:40:35) naughtypenguin: lol

(18:40:46) naughtypenguin: i'll see if i can mspaint a car for the next one

(18:41:00) (Commentator): the Rallycross Fighter and Luukie's car both managed respectable performances! they finish 8th and 9th respectively

(18:41:15) (Commentator): Blee finish 10th!

(18:41:19) sahdee smashes teapots

(18:41:22) (Commentator): The Yeti-Mobile in 11th!

(18:41:26) (Nurse_Rock): [](/happynurse)Ah well, 4th ain't bad.

(18:41:34) sahdee: You let Zwoosh die

(18:41:36) (Commentator): Steelhooves and Infamous in 12 and 13!

(18:41:45) (Commentator): sahdee he's fine!

(18:41:54) (Commentator): he was 2d in the first place, it didn't hurt him :P

(18:42:21) (Nurse_Rock): Alright, anyone he needs medical attention come see me.

(18:42:26) DBCrumpets: http://strawpoll.me/3538876 *

(18:42:31) (Commentator): oops, the horsey beat Steelhooves! The Horsey managed 13!

(18:42:31) (Nurse_Rock) opens up ambulance

(18:42:40) (Commentator): waht's even gone on there?

(18:43:04) (Commentator): Apparently the horsey passed both Steelhooves and Moosey! The Horsey finished in 12th place!

(18:43:15) (Commentator): how does that even work? I don't know...

(18:43:20) naughtypenguin: :popcorn:

(18:43:30) (Commentator): then it was Theel, Lolz and TJ for 15, 16 and 17

(18:43:38) sahdee: I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to FCAR right now

(18:43:47) (Commentator): Auzzie, CTR and Allstarr in 18, 19 and 20

(18:44:00) DBCrumpets: sahdee the votes are in

(18:44:05) DBCrumpets: get out your tentacles

(18:44:10) (Nurse_Rock): Learn to drive Empress. Or use your wings.

(18:44:16) ChatBot: cdos93 logs into the Chat.

(18:44:21) (Commentator): and finally, Elim, Sahdee, Cdos, Skele and REmmy...

(18:44:23) DBCrumpets: cdos http://strawpoll.me/3538876

(18:44:25) DBCrumpets: hru

(18:44:37) cdos93: where do i finish?

(18:44:43) (Commentator): Poor old dossy just didn't have the performance once he unhitched from the Tow Truck :c

(18:44:50) (Commentator): But, this isn't over!

(18:45:02) (Commentator): Join us shortly for the 2nd race in our double bill!

(18:45:09) cdos93: BOOOO

(18:45:11) (Commentator): Stage 3: Turquoise Moors!

(18:45:16) cdos93: where do i finish?

(18:45:19) cdos93: tell em

(18:45:20) naughtypenguin: maybe fcar needs another audit?

(18:45:21) (Commentator): Will Sahdee get her tenacle-y revenge?

(18:45:25) (Nurse_Rock): hru dossy

(18:45:28) sahdee: YES

(18:45:29) (Commentator): Will Cdos get his speedos on?

(18:45:31) cdos93: WE DEMAND ANSWERS

(18:45:41) cdos93: WE DEMAND RE ROLLS

(18:45:43) (Commentator): Will Fro hold onto first?

(18:45:44) DBCrumpets locks the commentator in a room with sahdee

(18:45:47) (Commentator): Find out soon!

* * * * * *

(20:23:33) (Commentator): Welcome Back to Part 2 of this amazing double-bill FCAR extravaganza

(20:23:35) (Commentator): :D

(20:23:47) DBCrumpets reinserts gag

(20:23:59) (Commentator): You can't gag the nag, as they say!

(20:24:14) DBCrumpets gags the nag

(20:24:32) (Commentator): hah hah hah ha, you are a comic Mr. Crumpets!

(20:24:40) (Commentator): But, we have business to attend to!

(20:25:01) (Commentator): The cars are prepared! The track is ready!

(20:25:22) (Commentator): It's time for Stage 3 of the Trans-Chroma FCAR Extravaganza! TURQUOISE MOOORS!

(20:25:27) (Commentator): Wowo!

(20:25:31) (FancySloth): wat

(20:26:06) (Commentator): :3

(20:26:11) (Commentator): You'll see

(20:26:15) Lolzrfunni: Yay!

(20:26:31) Lolzrfunni: Is anyone actually here? :?

(20:26:38) DBCrumpets: no

(20:26:47) Lolzrfunni: You'd have thought with all this sportsball rubbish something would happen...

(20:27:08) myductape: yeh it doesnt happen for another 2-3 hours

(20:27:23) (Commentator): bloody 'ell

(20:27:40) (Commentator): I suppose waiting an hour before carrying on would lose our audience a little

(20:28:00) (FancySloth): Indeed

(20:28:16) (Commentator): But whatever! I'm sure someone will rise from the dead during the filler period!

(20:29:02) (Commentator): In the last stage, we saw a surprising turn of events! The previously-struggling Tow Truck, having shed it's cheekily-giggling load, rocketed through the positions!

(20:29:33) (Commentator): Doc Periwinkle seems to have disappeared into another dimension!

(20:29:43) (Commentator): and Zwoosh crashed his two-demnsional car!

(20:29:45) myductape: he could still make a comeback

(20:29:58) Lolzrfunni: yeah, you never know with these time machines

(20:30:34) (FancySloth): I'm not sure what's going on. Is this Wacky Races?

(20:30:48) (Commentator): bascially, yeah :P

(20:30:48) myductape: yes

(20:31:27) Lolzrfunni: These are the contestants :D

(20:31:38) (Commentator): shut up, that's my line

(20:31:46) Lolzrfunni: :|

(20:32:38) naughtypenguin: i like this commentator guy now for some reason

(20:33:07) (Commentator): aww, yew :)

(20:34:19) (Commentator): As I was saying..

(20:35:44) (Commentator): It's already been a crazy two stages! Starting with the Tentomobile's spectacular crash at the - or rather, into the Cote D'azur marina, it's been almost constant action! Except when it's not! in times like now...

(20:37:09) (Commentator): ...

(20:37:17) (Commentator): Moving on swiftly

(20:37:26) (Commentator): is there anyone to interview around here?

(20:37:36) Lolzrfunni: oooh oooh do me, do me!

(20:37:42) DBCrumpets: no

(20:37:49) Lolzrfunni: menaie

(20:37:49) DBCrumpets: interview yourself commentator

(20:37:53) Lolzrfunni: whatever that is

(20:37:56) DBCrumpets: I believe in you

(20:38:02) (Commentator): :|

(20:38:10) (Commentator): fiiine

(20:38:11) DBCrumpets: tell us about your uh, experience, with sahdee

(20:38:11) sahdee pets (Commentator)

(20:38:16) DBCrumpets: tell us about the tentacles

(20:38:22) (Commentator): So, commentator, what are your feelings about this race?

(20:38:33) (Commentator): Well, it's been a great couple of races!

(20:38:57) (Commentator): Do you think sahdee will tentacleify you at the end of this stage?

(20:39:05) (Commentator): Uhhh... probably :cry:

(20:39:09) Lolzrfunni: :|

(20:39:19) (Commentator): Well, thanks for that!

(20:39:29) (Commentator): Sahdee, how do you feel your prospects are for this race?

(20:40:13) sahdee: I hope I'll do better on this leg

(20:40:18) sahdee glares

(20:40:29) DBCrumpets wriggles tentacle

(20:40:36) (Commentator): I hope so....

(20:40:42) (Commentator): Do you think your car is up to it?

(20:40:51) DBCrumpets: mine's electric and comes with shock functionality >:-D

(20:40:57) DBCrumpets: zap zap

(20:41:02) sahdee: Mine has guns and a shield

(20:41:02) Lolzrfunni: :|

(20:41:14) DBCrumpets: your tentacles?

(20:41:17) DBCrumpets: impressive

(20:41:28) (Commentator): How do you feel about this stage, Lolzi?

(20:42:08) Lolzrfunni: Well, I'm not so sure about the performance of the Fatmobile... I hope I can make it to the repair point at Snooland...

(20:42:20) (Commentator): What's happened? :O

(20:42:50) Lolzrfunni: The main Sirop-pipe broke and when I tried to have a drink during the race it went everywhere :-(

(20:43:11) (Commentator): So you're worried you'll lose the race... because you can't drink sirop during it?

(20:43:12) DBCrumpets: As Lt. of Snoo, I can say that we've been sold out of sirop for weeks

(20:43:17) DBCrumpets: I'm sorry lolz

(20:43:23) Lolzrfunni: Well, that and the car is powered by sirop :shrug:

(20:43:30) (Commentator): :|

(20:43:40) Lolzrfunni: Yeah, bit of a silly decision

(20:43:48) sahdee: DBCrumpets :wub:

(20:44:53) (Commentator): Crumpy, who don't you want to win?

(20:45:10) DBCrumpets: I want everybody to crash

(20:45:19) Lolzrfunni: :|

(20:45:21) DBCrumpets: and the smoke of the fire to blot out the very sun

(20:45:24) (Commentator): ...

(20:45:28) DBCrumpets: LET IT ALL BURN

(20:45:33) (Commentator): I don't think interviewing you was a good idea

(20:45:42) DBCrumpets: LET IT BURN MR. COMMENTATOR

(20:45:54) Lolzrfunni: hey, it'll be a good addition to FCAR: Uncut!

(20:45:57) DBCrumpets: SET IT AFIRE AND LET THEM BOIL

(20:46:02) (Commentator): Is that even a thing?

(20:46:03) DBCrumpets coughs

(20:46:10) Lolzrfunni: It is now :hyper:

(20:46:13) DBCrumpets: err, I mean i hope everybody does well!

(20:46:27) naughtypenguin: DB, eat a snickers

(20:46:42) DBCrumpets: I ate one like 20 minutes ago actually

(20:46:47) DBCrumpets: I'm just a pyromaniac

(20:46:52) (Commentator): So, Naughty, I assume you're rooting for Agent Steelhooves in PBI Van #1?

(20:47:10) Lolzrfunni: >.> I bet that van carries anal probing aquipment

(20:47:20) naughtypenguin: wanna find out lolz :P ?

(20:47:29) Lolzrfunni: fackorrrfff

(20:47:39) naughtypenguin: is that a yes?

(20:47:42) DBCrumpets buzzes tentacle

(20:47:51) DBCrumpets: as 3D might say

(20:47:55) DBCrumpets: Death by Goosh Goosh

(20:47:56) (Commentator): :gavel:

(20:48:03) (Commentator): ORDER! ORDER!

(20:48:12) DBCrumpets: REQUEST! REQUEST!

(20:48:13) Lolzrfunni: ANARCHY! ANARCHY!

(20:48:35) naughtypenguin: my ORDER of fries is late. I ordered it 30 mins ago. Worst. Service. Ever.

(20:49:46) Lolzrfunni: :|

(20:49:58) (Commentator): well then... WHO'S READY TO RACE?

(20:50:06) (PolyMcFly): Me!

(20:50:15) DBCrumpets: not me

(20:50:33) (Commentator): you're not even racing crumpets

(20:50:34) DBCrumpets: do you have a license to race?

(20:50:42) (Commentator): but who cares?

(20:50:46) (Commentator): THE ENGINES HAVE STARTED

(20:50:47) (PolyMcFly) glares at crumpets

(20:50:48) DBCrumpets cares

(20:50:57) (Commentator): THE RED LIGHTS ARE ON!

(20:50:58) (Commentator): 10

(20:50:59) sahdee: :hyper:

(20:51:00) (Commentator): 9

(20:51:01) (Commentator): 8

(20:51:02) (Commentator): 7

(20:51:03) DBCrumpets sets up traps along the course

(20:51:05) (Commentator): 6

(20:51:05) (Commentator): 5

(20:51:07) (Commentator): 4

(20:51:09) (Commentator): 3

(20:51:10) (Commentator): 2

(20:51:12) (Commentator): 1

(20:51:14) (Commentator): ...

(20:51:19) (Commentator): GO! GO! GOOOO!

(20:51:31) (Commentator): AND REDIS MAKES A BRILLIANT START! HE'S STRAIGHT INTO FIRST!

(20:51:40) (Commentator): So does the horsey!

(20:51:48) (Commentator): Tow truck is dropping back!

(20:52:00) (FancySloth): o no

(20:52:10) (PolyMcFly) looks for something to grab

(20:52:18) (Commentator): Poly is firmly hitched to the back of Nurse Rock's ambulance!

(20:52:39) (Commentator): Elimi, Cdos and REmmy have all made great starts!

(20:52:43) (PolyMcFly): Hello, nurse!

(20:53:05) (Commentator): Lolzi is dropping back slightly! and the Tea Trolley is charging through the pack!

(20:53:52) (Commentator): Sahdee has passed Lolz and Tele! She's threaetening Theel!

(20:54:01) (Commentator): :O Theel's shooting her!

(20:54:08) (Commentator): :O She's deflecting the bullets!

(20:54:16) sahdee: Yay!

(20:54:20) Lolzrfunni watches from the car behind

(20:54:31) (Commentator): Sahdee's firing her lasers at Theel!

(20:54:39) (Commentator): It's too early for violence! :cry:

(20:54:57) sahdee makes pew pew noises

(20:55:19) (FancySloth): HAVE THIS ENTERTAINMENT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​wRRsXxE1KVY

(20:55:28) (Commentator): Moosey has passed the lot of them! And Remmy is close behind!

(20:55:41) (Commentator): Sahdee and Theel are barging each other! But what's this?

(20:55:49) (Commentator): REMMY'S HELPING SAHDEE!

(20:56:12) (Commentator): THEEL'S CAR EXPLODES! OH, THE HUMANITY!

(20:56:18) DBCrumpets: OH CHRIST IT WORKS

(20:56:23) Lolzrfunni: Yaaaaaaay!

(20:56:50) (Commentator): But sahdee can't catch up with Rem! He's going at an amazing pace!

(20:57:20) (Commentator): Skele is surging forwards as well! He's playing "Spooky Scary Skeletons" as he drives past sahdee in the Spookymobile!

(20:57:24) (Commentator): But sahdee's not having it!

(20:57:30) (Commentator): She's blocked the road!

(20:57:35) sahdee: :hyper:

(20:57:38) (PolyMcFly): Raxaphalpator- whatever get outa here

(20:57:40) (Commentator): Both of them pass the struggling Lolzi!

(20:57:49) Lolzrfunni: :(

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(20:58:19) (FancySloth): ayy

(20:58:22) (FancySloth): lmao

(20:58:35) (Commentator): It's a strange turn of events! The leading cars from last stage are dropping back!

(20:58:45) (Commentator): :O Poly's accidentally let go of Nurse Rock!

(20:59:03) (FancySloth): :y:

(20:59:17) (FancySloth): I'm not sure what's going on but I like it

(20:59:22) (Commentator): Skele and Allstar's Muffin Mobile are now side-by-side!

(20:59:30) (Commentator): hang on!

(20:59:31) (PolyMcFly): That's heavy!

(20:59:40) (Commentator): Both TJ and Geeker's Tea Trolley have stopped!

(20:59:46) (Commentator): They're... They're...

(20:59:50) (Commentator): having a tea party? :O

(20:59:57) sahdee: :doh:

(21:00:12) sahdee: This is worse than tea time in space

(21:00:18) (Commentator): Poor old Fro has dropped down to 10th!

(21:01:04) (Commentator): Steelhooves is starting to tank! He's falling back in the pack as well!

(21:01:18) (Commentator): but Remmy, Redis and the Horsey are leading!

(21:01:23) (Commentator): What a strange sight!

(21:02:16) (Commentator): Poly has been forced to manually move his hoverboard! Sahdee's caught up with Blee, Allstarr and Skele!

(21:02:35) (Commentator): Just in front, Moosey, CTR and Nurse Rock are in a similar position!

(21:03:07) (Commentator): And what's this? Cdos is making a mid-race dash!

(21:03:33) (Commentator): TJ and the Tea Trolley have started up again, but instead of racing they're having a polite conversation :?

(21:03:45) Lolzrfunni: Go faster :(

(21:04:25) (Commentator): Elimi in GMP-Mobile and the Yeti-Mobile are now being threatened by Dossy!

(21:04:47) (Commentator): Lolz and Luuk have caught up to sahdee!

(21:04:50) (PolyMcFly): Alright I can do this. "Let's see if the bastards can reach 90!"

(21:05:04) Lolzrfunni: FATMOBILE AWAY!

(21:05:32) (Commentator): Luuk makes an attempt to pass! But sahdee blocks him with her shield!

(21:05:48) Lolzrfunni: HAX

(21:06:05) (Commentator): Lolz makes a move for the inside in the Fatmobile!

(21:06:11) (Commentator): Sahdee loses the position!

(21:06:17) sahdee: Aww

(21:06:17) Lolzrfunni: nyaaaaah :P

(21:06:24) (Commentator): but sahdee passes back!

(21:06:30) Lolzrfunni: aaaagh!

(21:06:36) sahdee: Suck it!

(21:06:44) (Commentator): and Luuk passes Lolzi!

(21:06:49) Lolzrfunni: boooo! boooooo!

(21:07:12) sahdee: Your car is still sticky

(21:07:16) (Commentator): :O Sahdee oversteers!

(21:07:25) DBCrumpets brandishes tentacle

(21:07:25) sahdee: Uhh, whoops

(21:07:27) (Commentator): her car slides out at the corner!

(21:07:35) (Commentator): Lolz and Luuk are through!

(21:07:38) Lolzrfunni: wheeeeee!

(21:08:00) (Commentator): Lolzi is beside luukie! Sahdee's trying to catch them both!

(21:08:12) (Commentator): :O They're three-wide!

(21:08:20) Lolzrfunni: :hyper:

(21:08:29) sahdee: :hyper:

(21:08:32) (Commentator): it's going to be decided by the corner!

(21:08:53) (Commentator): Sahdee has the inside line! she's past Lolzi! But Lolzi holds on against luuk and catches sahdee's slipstream!

(21:09:00) Lolzrfunni: vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo​m

(21:09:29) (Commentator): Sahdee's bashing Lolz with her shield-type-thing!

(21:09:38) Lolzrfunni: meanie! Meaaaanie!

(21:09:58) sahdee: :D

(21:10:05) (Commentator): Lolz drops back! Luuk passes him!

(21:10:12) Lolzrfunni: 3:

(21:10:23) sahdee: You're lucky I didn't use the guns

(21:10:50) Lolzrfunni: At the front, Redis is in danger of being passed - by the horsey?

(21:11:04) (Commentator): hey! that's my line!

(21:11:12) Lolzrfunni: I wanted to commentate too :(

(21:11:15) (Commentator): idiot!

(21:11:27) Lolzrfunni: I even have the TV feed in my car!

(21:11:36) (Commentator): Shouldn't you be concentrating on the road?

(21:11:46) Lolzrfunni: aaaagh! You're right!

(21:12:16) (Commentator): Lolzi crashes into the House-O-Props!!

(21:12:24) Lolzrfunni: aaaaaaagh!

(21:12:32) (Commentator): Lolzi goes through the House-O-Props!!

(21:12:42) Lolzrfunni: WHAT IS THIS?

(21:13:05) (Commentator): Two men are carrying a pane of glass across the House-O-Props drive!

(21:13:07) Lolzrfunni: aaaaaah!

(21:13:39) Lolzrfunni: SMAAAAAASH

(21:13:43) (Commentator): O.o

(21:14:11) Lolzrfunni: what's going on :cry:

(21:14:56) (Commentator): Back to the action, Redis is barely holding off the horsey!

(21:15:04) (Commentator): Rem is coming up behind them!

(21:15:14) (Commentator): and Dossy follows behind!

(21:15:35) sahdee: brunight

(21:15:51) (Commentator): Sahdee! You can't sleep during the race!

(21:16:04) sahdee: but it's so late :cry:

(21:16:14) (Commentator): 8o

(21:16:31) (Commentator): Sahdee's driven straight off the road!

(21:16:35) DBCrumpets: bru

(21:16:39) (Commentator): She's driving through the moors! Asleep!

(21:16:44) Lolzrfunni: wot

(21:16:51) DBCrumpets: inb4 sahdee wins the race asleep

(21:16:52) Lolzrfunni: brunight sahdee!

(21:17:12) (Commentator): What is even going on? :cry:

(21:17:21) ChatBot: sahdee logs out of the Chat.

(21:17:29) DBCrumpets: sahdee's winning the race asleep

(21:17:36) (Commentator): :|

(21:18:06) (Commentator): she's driving straight across the moors! She's barely avoiding trees! And barrels of wine! And rocky bits!

(21:18:19) Lolzrfunni: I didn't know she had an off-roader

(21:18:42) (Commentator): She's way off the track! Will she survive the race? Only time shall tell...

(21:19:07) Lolzrfunni: she's hacking!

(21:19:36) (FancySloth): OMG HAXOR!

(21:19:37) (Commentator): The finish line is in sight for Redis! Will he hold off the horsey?

(21:19:52) (Commentator): It's a straight line to the end of the stage!

(21:20:04) (Commentator): the final drag-race!

(21:20:21) (Commentator): Redis, Rem, Horsey and Cdos are all in the running for 1st!

(21:20:30) myductape: inb4 doc peri outta nowhere

(21:20:39) (Commentator): Cdos is trying to use Remmy's slipstream to gain speed!

(21:20:54) (Commentator): the horsey's legs are a blur!

(21:21:16) (Commentator): But REDIS FINISHES THE STAGE IN FIRST! Then Horsey, Remmy and Cdos!

(21:21:30) Lolzrfunni: :O

(21:21:31) (FancySloth): Ayy lmao

(21:22:00) (Commentator): The Yeti-mobile, followed by Elimi and Nurse Rock finishes next!

(21:22:34) (Commentator): Then it's Moosey, CTR, Skele, Starr, Blee and...

(21:22:38) (Commentator): SAHDEE!?

(21:22:44) Lolzrfunni: boooooo! boooooo!

(21:22:50) (Commentator): somehow she rejoined the track!

(21:23:18) (Commentator): She finishes just ahead of Luuk and Lolz!

(21:23:40) DBCrumpets: lol

(21:23:50) (Commentator): then it's Agent Steelhooves, Auzzie, and, following a massive fall from grace, Towwie in the Tow Truck!

(21:24:19) (Commentator): Rebound, Fro, The Rallycross Fighter, and Tele come next

(21:24:38) (FancySloth): :carlton:

(21:24:43) (Commentator): and finally, Poly, TJ and the Tea Trolley complete the stage!

(21:24:48) (Commentator): Wow!

(21:25:50) (Commentator): So, Join us next time for Stage 4: Amethyst Cove!

(21:26:03) (Commentator): And From me, Mr. Commentator Bloke...

(21:26:08) (Commentator): Goodbye!

(21:26:17) (FancySloth): AYY LMAO