Hey, you! Yeah, you! How many undiscovered planets have you orbited today? Zero?! Unacceptable!! Suit up, soldier: Your Spinner Galactic journey starts now.

Our gravity-assisted propulsion and remote planet-claiming technology make it easy for even novice spacefarers to conquer a solar system single-handedly (or even single-thumbedly)… but few (or really any) explorers survive such a perilous trek. Only those with the best reflexes, timing and guts will earn the glory of a high score or the coin to staff the strangest crew this side of Epsilon Eridani.

Are you still reading this?? You could have orbited like a dozen alien worlds by now!! Less waiting, more rotating!