If you spent your entire discretionary income on a new iPhone 3GS, or any iPhone for that matter, and don't have enough funds left over for a spiffy protective case, then Case-Mate has the perfect solution — the iPhone recession case.

The cardboard case is totally legit, getting rave reviews (okay there're only 3), and will only set you back 99 cents. You can even buy the "BAILOUT BUNDLE," which comes with 10 cases for just under 8 bucks. The recession case essentially puts your iPhone in a protective cardboard box that you assemble using the locking tabs and an adhesive strip. "Sharpie Script" customization is a free additive, so you can have the case makers personalize your purchase with the hand-written text of your choosing.







Of course, the case makers did have to skimp on a few features in order to meet their price point, so watch out for water, flames, and paper cuts. If you don't believe us, just read a few of the product Q&A's. Funny thing is, I still kind of want one. Don't you?

Q) Is it waterproof? A) No, so dont put it in the dishwasher Q) Is this case flammable? A) If you light it on fire it is Q) How does this case stay together? A) It has locking tabs at the bottom and top of the case, as well as an adhesive strip to keep the case held together Q) Can I use this case to microwave my frozen pizzas? A) I dont see why not, although we cant insure quality taste Q) Will this case make me awesome? A) I think that goes without saying Q) Is there a warranty? A) no, it is cardboard afterall Q) Can I get a paper cut on my ear while using this case? A) My first guess would be no, but anything is possible, we dont promote unsafe use of the recession case Q) How long will the case be sold? A) as long as it needs to be to get us out of this recession! or while supplies last Q) Does it come with a screen protector? A) no we are in a recession! Q) How long will the product last? A) forever as long as you don't destroy it! Q) Is this case made from recycled cardboard? A) 100% of only the best for you! Q) Will the product scratch my device? A) no! its cardboard not brick!

[via Geekologie]