

Military technology has inspired some of history’s greatest films: Firefox, Stealth, Crimson Tide… the list is practically endless. But never, to the best of my knowledge, has a gay porn house dared to plat in this arena, strived to go head to head with these timeless classics. Friends, I can now report that this imbalance has been rectified.

Following the controversial political parody of Gaytanamo, released to huge critical acclaim earlier this year, New Yorkâ??s most filthy-fun gay film studio Dark Alley Media today announced plans to kick the US Government while itâ??s down.

Gay Bomb will take us into the future and the year 2012.

George the Second has refused to step down as leader of the â??free world,â? and the nations of Europe have banded together to fight the new

American military dictatorship. Desperate to fend off its attackers, the US launches the experimental â??gay bomb,â? designed to make the enemy forces drop their guns and turn fag. But the winds of fate blow in a different direction, and soon America is brought to its knees.

Recent news headlines revealed that Pentagon insiders admitted to having truly considered the â??gay bombâ? as an example of non-lethal chemical warfare in the Iraq War. The Air Force asked for a $7.5

million grant to develop the idea, which was proposed to the governmentâ??s highest scientific authority.

Dark Alleyâ??s Matthias von Fistenberg said, "Weâ??re really not making this up…"

Gay Bomb will begin filming in November 2007, after Dark

Alley completes its already jam-packed production and release schedule for the year. Look out for current releases Gaytanamo and Fisting Underground, Part 3, as well as the upcoming Matthias von Fistenbergâ??s 8 Â½ and 20 Fist Weekend.