djchameleon A.B.N.



Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY baby Posts: 11,155

Quote: crash_override Originally Posted by A friend of mine bought one of these for his 18th birthday a few years back. What a moment of shame. Sad thing is, he's done so much more ****ed up **** that we don't even give him hell about that anymore. Anyway, his came with a fancy "post-use cleaning kit" and everything. It was pretty disturbing.



Edit: You're actually supposed to microwave it briefly to warm it up before you use it...







yeah. word? you mean I've been using a cold fleshlight for years and didn't know?

Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.



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