Lelith: oh hello mon-keigh chaplain, may I ask what brings you to my quarters?

Grimaldus: you dragged off two howling banshees, that one farseer "with the nice ass", a female comissar, SAINT EMPEROR FUCKING CELESTINE, SEVERAL SISTERS REPENTIA AND FULL SORORITAS, AND OUR GODDAMN CHAMPION! NOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

*at this Lelith points to the bed where the rest of the aforementioned missing individuals are all curled up around the unmistakable bulk of an astartes, not one of them has an ounce of clothing in them, Lelith calmly walks back over to an empty spot on the astarte's chest and pressed herself against him.*

Grimaldus: but why ALL of them at once?

Lelith: I learned that my (our) dear champion, has yet to be informed about the wonders of having a harem, hence I took it upon myself to... educate him on the matter.

Grimaldus: At this point I don't know what I was actually expecting today, but just be sure to install soundproofing and to keep it off the battlefield. *grimaldus walks off, clearly frustrated about the entire ordeal*

*Lelith smiles at the retreating templar before finding a discarded high-heel from... someone, and chucking it expertly at the door controls, after which she snuggled up to HER man, completely content for the first time in her life.*