My gift is awesome! My Santa read that I'm a math teacher and that I love magnets. So, she sent me "Math Poetry Magnets!" Also a magnet of her state, and some nice blue pens.

My sugar glider, Zeus, wanted to personally inspect the magnets, and claimed that they were totally cool to stand upon. The fact that he was posing so nicely had nothing to do with the remnant of the yogurt treat he has in his paw.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. These will go to school and have a coveted spot on the front board. Now, I will have a little bit of reddit with me every day as I influence young minds and send them out in the world to do my bidding! Muahahahahahahaha!