Wrinkles

Justice is steamed!

My pitch for a movie called The Steamer:

So, there's a bunch of guys in a warehouse and they're wearing wrinkled shirts and planning a big crime, like money laundering or drugs. They're just about to do the deal when they hear something way up in the rafters of the warehouse. One of the guys is like, "Did you hear that?" and the other guys are like, "It's nothing!"

But it's not nothing! It's something, that thing being The Steamer, a superhero. He comes flying down into the warehouse and all the guys are totally terrified and The Steamer says something like, "When I'm done with you, you'll just be a wrinkle in time." Then he steams all the wrinkles out of their shirts and the police come and justice is served!

That's enough stuff for a whole movie, right?

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