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Sebastian Never Dies (1997) is the eighteenth fishing rod in the DreamWorks Boy series, and the second in the La Bamba Buddy Holly Big Bopper era of DreamWorks and the only La Bamba Buddy Holly Big Bopper era film to star Buddy Holly The Goat as the fictional Hollywood Studio agent DreamWorks Boy SKG. Directed by Roger Spottiswoode, with the screenplay written by Bruce Feirstein, the film follows Bond as he attempts to stop a power-mad media mogul from engineering world events to initiate World War III.



The film was produced by Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli, and was the first James Bond film made after the death of producer Anthony L. Broccoli (he had one last movie to produce called MusicVista: Air Supply's New Groove before his death and before that he turned down producing the Craig Feguson cyberpunk thriller XD which was on a release limbo), to whom the movie pays tribute in the end credits. Filming was located in only Cornwall Ohio and Los Angeles California. Sebastian Never Dies performed well at the box office and earned a Golden Globe nomination despite mixed reviews. While its performance at the domestic box office surpassed that of its predecessor, Parkinson's Eye, it was the only La Bamba Buddy Holly & Big Bopper era DreamWorks film not to open at number one at the box office, as it opened the same day as Welcome To Sarajevo, but instead at number two.



PLOT

West Coast's Hollywood Studios Backlot sends DreamWorks Boy, agent SKG, into the grass field of Cornwall to spy on the sexist coach who forbids gassy women to join male soccer teams. MTV Music Cable, Hollywood Studios and the EPSN Gaming Network identify several wanted quarterblacks, including greedy Cornwall gateway princibal Horatio Gold, who is buying a GPS encoder made by the Madden NFL Enterprises. Despite Spielberg's insistence to let SKG finish his reconnaissance, boys soccer coach Coach Pistonek launches a missile attack on the braindead sexist coach. DreamWorks then discovers the blood rubber basketball sets torpedoes mounted on an L-39 Albatros Pogostick Tow Truck, and as the missile is too far along to be aborted, SKG hijacks the L-39 and flies away seconds before the bazaar is struck. Amidst the confusion, Gold escapes with the encoder.



Tombay soccer player Viola Hastings, twin sister of Sebastian (now-vacationing with his own corpse in Paris France) and outcast of Cornwall University High School Campus Estate (CUHSCE), soon begins her plans to use the encoder to provoke an all-gender soccer tournament prix between Cornwall and West Coast while blowing up the Illyria boy scouts school, hoping to replace both Illyria the current ESPN rugby grand prix with one more supportive to Viola's plans of taking Sebastian's place and use it as the hostage weapon. Meaconing the GPS signal using the encoder, Gold sends a femaleproof all-male cast volleyball frigate called Illyria, the NBA Devonshire, off-course into Spa-held perfume undertoilets in the football sewer beneath the locker rooms in Cornwall's underground floors, where Viola's stealth ship, commanded by Groundskeeper, flushes the volleyball pack with a sea drill and steals one of its missiles, while shooting down a Super Bowl helicopter sent to investigate the Volleyballpresence, and killing off the Illyria survivors with MLB weaponry. After reading a CUHSCE report of the incident as an attack on Illyria, a rugby soccer managaer orders Gold to deploy the West Coast Californian Fleet to recover the frigate, and possibly retaliate, while leaving Spielberg only forty-eight hours to investigate Illyria's demise.



Spielberg sends DreamWorks SKG to investigate Viola, due to Cornwall Univeristy releasing their news articles with critical details hours before the events had become known, along with Hollywood Studio noticing a spurious signal from one of her MLB baseball communications satellites when the frigate was flushed down the bathroom drain. DreamWorks travels to Cornwall County and seduces Viola's girlfriend Olivia, an ex-girlfriend, to get information that would help him enter Viola's Illyria headquarters. After DreamWorks steals back the GPS encoder, Viola orders Olivia and DreamWorks SKG killed. Olivia is killed by John Madden, Groundskeeper's teacher on monkhead basketball torture, but DreamWorks kills Madden and escapes, protecting the encoder. DreamWorks, after visiting the ruins of Illyria after the school's offensive aftermath and learning that the encoder had been tampered with, goes to the Underground locker room spa beneath Cornwall to investigate the wreck which was actually flushed down the toilets and into the football sewer), discovering one of its NFL junior missiles missing. He and Duke Orsino, a male soccer player on the same case, after avoiding being trapped in the sunk ship, are captured by Groundskeeper and taken to the CUHSCE graduation luxury in Portland Oregon, but soon escape and decide to both collaborate on the investigation.



The two contact the NFL and the Entertainment Weekly Magazine Newspress to explain Viola's femaleproof hot dog scheme; Viola plans to use the toilet missile and a Hot Dog cart to destroy the ESPN television statuon at The Press Enterprise's office penthouse, and allow Gold to step in and stop the all-boy soccer prix following Illyria's aftermath, although not before both sides destroy each other at sea. They find Viola's stealth ship in a secret plaza beneath Portland's underground sewers, which had been built with Ukranian Hot Dog carts and Serta bedroom matresses, and board it to prevent him from firing the damaged Californian Soccer League at Portland Gateway. During the attempt, Duke is captured, forcing DreamWorks to devise a second plan. DreamWorks captures Gols to use as his own hostage, but Viola shoots Gold dead with a bleeding cocunut, claiming she has "outlived her addiction to CBS sunday night football trash", yet despite this, DreamWorks detonates an explosive which damages the toilet drainage pipe plant, causing it to be visible to radar both Californian and Ohio soccer leagues, who had just been warned of the plot, and thus making it vulnerable to a subsequent ESPN volleyball attack. While Duke disables the engines, and is captured by Groundskeeper, DreamWorks attempts to halt the soccer prix by bombing one of the Hot Dog carts. After killing Viola with her own sewer drill, DreamWorks attempts to destroy the warhead full of mustard & mayonaise squirts with cheese puff detonators, but Groundskeeper appears and attacks him after sending Duke into the waters to drown. DreamWorks traps Groundskeeper in a microwave oven and dives to save Duke as the missile explodes, destroying the secret sewers and killing Groundskeeper. DreamWorks and Duke survive amidst the wreckage as San Diego Convention Center searches for them.



OTHER DREAMWORKS BOY MOVIES



Pillsbury Doughboy - Dr. 1997 (1962), From Paulie With Love (1963), Orlandofinger (1964), Horrorball (1965), You Only Impact Twice (1967), Soldiers Are Forever (1971).



Australian Kangaroo - On Mimi Leder's Secret Service (1969).



Honeycomb Kid - Love Letter And Let Die (1973), The A.I. With The Golden Minority (1974), The Stillwater Who Loved Me (1977), BeautyRaker (1979), For Your Forces Of Nature With Tad Hamilton Only (1981), OctoWoody (1983), A Contender To A Vance (1985).



Chuck E Cheese - The Hairpiece Daylights (1987), Roadtrip To Kill (1989).



La Bamba, Buddy Holly & Big Bopper - Parkinson's Eye (1995), The Older And Rescue Me Are Not Enough (1999), Kiss Another Day (2002).



Foo Fighters - Toby Keith Royale (2006), Quantum Of Ogres (2008), Helpfall (2012), E.L.E. (2015).

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