When I got matched, my secret santa told me that he or she lived very close. I was so excited! Maybe we could meet up and get a beer together and be the bestest friends in the world, while playing Magic the Gathering! I immediately told my boyfriend, who didn't seem too excited.

Truth be told, I was a little worried. Especially when my secret santa wouldn't get more specific about where he or she lived other than in the same city. My Santa said that they were going to drop off the package at my house.

I felt a little uncomfortable. I was worried that I would be stalked by a neckbeard. I kept on telling myself to stop being silly, that the worst wouldn't happen...if only i knew how accurate my gut feeling was!

Today when I got home, there was a package with my name on it. It had no return address. Creepy. It must be from my secret Santa. Should I open it? I have always been taught that you shouldn't open up packages without a return address...but this was my Santa! Surely it wouldn't be bad!

On the bright side, my Santa nailed what I wanted! A blue/white commander deck. On the downside, my instincts were correct. I am going to be stalked by a neckbeard. Who happens to be my boyfriend. What are the chances that we would be matched together!?