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Pig: Whatcha doin', Rat? Rat: I got a job as a college admissions officer. Right now I'm reviewing the applicants' essays. "My unique experience in the Amazon rainforest has prepared me for your university's excellent... Assisting my uncle in overcoming physical challenges has taught me that an education at your great institution will... My goal is to receive a broad-based liberal arts education and there is no better place to achieve that than at your fine... Yo. Just need a place to party for 4 years." *STAMP* "Accepted" Rat: I like the honest ones.