When a national tragedy strikes, such as finding out that there was no collusion in the Mueller investigation and that there will be no further indictments, many people feel that the the country needs to mourn and reflect.

Liberals and registered Democrats are pushing to have all Americans on wear all black, fly flags at half mast, and generally reserve behavior to a quiet and depressed state on April 1st.

I honestly thought we had him. I had hoped we could not only impeach Trump but send him to prison where he can rot like the orange he is. Sadly, this didn’t happen. House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi

Democratic operative David Justice says, “this is like that one Christmas I wanted a brand new bike. Unfortunately, I got some gift cards and clothes. This may be even more disappointing because this time I didn’t even get a gift card.”

Liberals may take solace knowing that they have about five other active investigations into our racist commander in chief. Though, our morale is at an all time low.

Like they say, keep digging. Something is bound to appear. There is talk that the Mueller investigation may have been compromised by Russian influence itself. Should such evidence be substantiated, NPC Daily will be the first to let you know.