Fans of the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs are frustrated. They're fed up. They're sick and tired of being sick and tired of mediocrity in supporting a team that's only made the playoffs once in the past nine years and looks headed for yet another cruddy season.

When one fan expressed his displeasure with the Leafs this weekend on Twitter, the team struck back with what seemed a witty retort — only to get shut down with a comeback for the Zinger Hall of Fame. Score one for the common man.

This is the story of Dylan vs. the Leafs. Here's how it all went down.

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Dylan was sick of the team sucking. On Saturday, he told them so. Repeatedly:

@MapleLeafs are you fucking kidding me — trill dyl (@DylanBreen31) March 1, 2015

@MapleLeafs just fuckin be better like holy shit. — trill dyl (@DylanBreen31) March 1, 2015

@MapleLeafs it's been like 11 years since you were a decent team get your shit together already oh my god I hate you I fucking hate you — trill dyl (@DylanBreen31) March 1, 2015

@MapleLeafs you've been the longest lasting disappointment in my life. — trill dyl (@DylanBreen31) March 1, 2015

The team decided to get cute:

@DylanBreen31 just wait until you start dating ;) — Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs) March 1, 2015

But it turns out "trill dyl" ain't nothin' to mess with. We imagine him taking off the gloves, cracking his neck a few times and throwing a few air punches before unleashing this triple-suplex of a reply:

@MapleLeafs I'd ask for dating advice but clearly you can't score either. pic.twitter.com/ZrWrJsRmUc — trill dyl (@DylanBreen31) March 1, 2015

To recap:

Dylan got some new followers for his troubles. If you are one of those new followers, Dylan has a message for you:

Feel free to dm nudes new followers. — trill dyl (@DylanBreen31) March 2, 2015

Stay gold, Dylan. Stay gold.

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