Here's one thing we wanted for Christmas but didn't get -- the nearly-forgotten cassette of music that Apple put out in the late 1980s.

The Next Web tracked it down and you can download all the tracks and lyrics to the songs right here.

"The Apple Boogie" is a collection of 8 tracks that are sure to inspire something in you, whether it's laughter, nostalgia, or wonder at how simply weird it is to listen to this music 24 years later.

The barn-burner on the album is "We're So Excited," an Apple-centric reworking of The Pointer Sisters' "I'm So Excited."

Choice lyrics from this and other songs include:

"We want to shake you, break you, take you to tomorrow. Want to know you, show you that we got what it takes."

"We took imagination and let it lead the way to a new world of discovery stretchin' life everyday."

"We held our ground when the hard winds blew and we survived and now we're breaking through."

What are you waiting for?