Now, here at Hecklerspray sometimes even we have to hold our hands up and give begrudging praise where it is due.

So it is with a heavy heart that even we have to concede that Top Gear is a fantastic TV show. It’s so good even people who aren’t particularly interested in cars like it. For God’s sake, even our mums like it. It’s that good.

In fact, it’s so good, it can even afford to have that annoying, smug, pubic-haired twit Jeremy Clarkson in it – and still be good. It’s that good.

But don’t just take our word for it. Take a look at the show’s best moments and judge for yourselves. And if you have some suggestions of you own, please let us know.

14. Beating the Germans



OK, but beating the Germans should always be enjoyed.

13. Killing a Toyota pick-up



Toyota – the Rasputin of pick-up trucks.

12. Car darts



Darts with cars – brilliant.

11. Crossing The Channel



The only way to cross The Channel.

10. The Ariel Atom



Clarkson becomes even more grotesque than normal.

9. Bugatti Veyron v Eurofighter Typhoon



A car racing a plane? Doesn’t seem like a fair challenge.

8. Football, with cars!



Cars and football – genius!!

7. Richard Hammond’s return



It’s an emotional return for The Hamster after he almost died in a high speed crash. Hankies out.

6. The Top Gear Winter Olympics



The Winter Olympics was never this interesting.

5. The car v the tank



We’d all like to shoot Jeremy Clarkson with a tank.

4. The Arctic adventure



Richard Hammond by sled, Jeremy Clarkson and James May by car. Who will win the race to the North Pole? Are we the only people who wished Jeremy Clarkson had frozen to death?

3. The Reliant Robin space shuttle



A Reliant Robin suddenly becomes interesting.

2. Turning a car into a boat



Turning cars into boats! Water a great idea!! Get it?

1. The American road trip



Welcome to the United States. Welcome to TV gold! For the full episode, click below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOyDLUzAAOY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2syY12OPkwI

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