ELDER THING ● You are a barrel-like thing with a starfish head who came from the farthest reaches of the tenebrous cosmos to colonise the primitive Earth with vast cities in the Antarctic, and may have also created the human race in your spare time. You conquer with style and we love that; thus, you get all of the above except your name will be an IN-GAME BOOK AUTHOR IN THE JOHN HAY LIBRARY. You can also send us any piece of text, provided it’s your own, and we’ll include it in the game, as well as your aged photograph. Thousands of players will be able to read your words immortalised for aeons to come! Plus, your badge is upgraded to a GOLD BACKER’S BADGE and you get a BOXED COPY OF CHARLES DEXTER WARD SIGNED BY S. T. JOSHI AND AGUSTÍN CORDES as well as a LIMITED BLU-RAY EDITION OF THE DOCUMENTARY.

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