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Hitler reacts to Trump banning German car sales, and calling the German trade surplus "evil".

00:00 - 00:03 Sir, we have been reviewing plans

00:04 - 00:05 to expand production

00:05 - 00:07 of Volkswagens for export.

00:08 - 00:12 This plant will handle our European Market.

00:12 - 00:15 This plant can supply the Asian demand.

00:17 - 00:19 Very good. And what plant

00:19 - 00:21 will supply the American market?

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 President...

00:31 - 00:33 President Trump banned all Volkswagen sales.

00:34 - 00:36 He calls our trade surplus evil.

00:53 - 00:58 Sir Badman Brown, Kaiclick, Yorek, and Crêpes stay.

01:13 - 01:15 Evil for a trade surplus?

01:15 - 01:17 We systematically eradicated 6 million Jews!

01:18 - 01:23 That should be what makes us evil. Not trade statistics!

01:25 - 01:28 The industrialized slaughter of an inferior race

01:29 - 01:31 Gassing children and women.

01:31 - 01:34 Eradication of the Zionist scourge is the goal of SS

01:34 - 01:37 He calls car sales evil?

01:37 - 01:40 That twit wouldn't know evil if it were his key adviser.

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer perhaps we could explore a Canadian market

01:42 - 01:46 What Canadian market?? We don't sell sled dogs!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, Canadian sales could offset...

01:48 - 01:52 This is not about sales, this is about god damned respect.

01:53 - 01:54 Respect for evil!

01:56 - 01:57 Real evil. Real malicious intent.

01:57 - 02:00 Not numbers in a trade spreadsheet.

02:00 - 02:03 But Jews on a Cattle-Car inventory.

02:04 - 02:08 Cars are no more evil than Guinness or bratwursts

02:08 - 02:13 Or whatever the hell else we sell those fucks.

02:14 - 02:16 They buy our cars because theirs suck!

02:17 - 02:21 Does Trump expect them to drive Ford and Buick?

02:27 - 02:29 Just buy our cars.

02:30 - 02:34 And respect our evil. Our true black hearts.

02:34 - 02:36 Professional evil; killing jews.

02:41 - 02:42 That's evil.

02:43 - 02:47 Genocide is evil. Car sales are business.

02:48 - 02:53 If he wants a trade balance he should produce something.

02:54 - 02:56 Make something people want to buy.

02:56 - 02:59 Not cheap steaks and Golf Club Memberships.

03:00 - 03:02 Or maybe read a book to gain some perspective.

03:04 - 03:07 Trump can't read. Don't worry.

03:14 - 03:16 Fine German Automobiles.

03:19 - 03:23 Affordable, built to last, and great gas mileage.

03:25 - 03:26 That's not evil.

03:31 - 03:33 He's evil.

03:40 - 03:46 We'll explore the Canadian import market.

03:46 - 03:49 And check if they use money or just trade leaves.