

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason I'm tired: because I'm overworked.



* The population of this country is 1 billion.



* 644 million are retired. That leaves 356 million to do the work.



* There are 195 million in school, which leaves 161 million to do the work.



* Of this there are 29 million employed by the head government, leaving 132 million to do the work.



* 16 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 116 million to do the work.



* Take from the total, the 15 million who work for the State and City Governments and that leaves 101 million to do the work.



* At any given time there are 100 million people sick or hurt and in hospitals, leaving 1 million to do the work.



* Now, there are 2 less than a million people in prisons.



* That leaves just two people to do the work.



* You and me.



* And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes