Hillary Clinton wasted her life

somewhere between

Saul Alinsky and Morgan Stanley.

No, I won’t apologize.

Slatepieces dance around

ersatz controversies

and never enough about

what a cancer Eric Cantor is.

I find the Left shattered,

divided between

Soylent-Libertarians

and Diet Coke Feminists.

Our banality obscured

by how deeply we’ve come

to find ourselves

stuck up our own assholes.

We’ve done nothing

worth remembering;

don’t waste your life

like Hillary Clinton.