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Hi I'm Dr. Herb Grinders and I'm here to make you happy.

SAD PERSON: I am exceedingly sad.

Here's a bunch of herb grinders, sad person.

SAD PERSON: I am no longer exceedingly sad.

ADDITIONALLY SAD PERSON: I am exceedingly sad and you are out of grinders.

Here's a nice happy kit for you.

ADDITIONALLY SAD PERSON: I am no longer exceedingly sad as well.

Huzzah! Ok roll out the happy song.

HAPPY SONG:

When you're sad and not happy

Get an herb grinder or maybe a happy kit hey great alright

THE SADDEST PERSON EVER: That song was terrible.

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