Sources close to Evil Geniuses player Mason “Mason” Venne have indicated that the former NAdota pubstar is currently in the planning stages for what has been described as “easily the most obnoxious high school reunion ever.” Last week, EG defeated DK in the finals of The Summit and are one of the favorites heading into The International 4 in July.

With The International 4’s prize pool creeping closer to the $10 million mark, each member of the championship team would instantaneously become a millionaire. A confident Mason indicated that he will use his share of the first prize winnings to fund an exorbitant and unheard of four-year high school reunion in his hometown of Rockton, Illinois.

“The theme of the reunion is ‘Why is Mason better at life than you’?” said Venne, who took out a loan to purchase a $50,000 bottle of 1774 Vin Jaune wine to celebrate EG’s inevitable TI4 victory.

A local airline company has been hired by Venne to sky-write “Brandon: I told you so” — referring to local Hononegah Community High School football captain who allegedly assaulted Venne in 2008, depriving him of his lunch money. Charges were not pressed because police did not understand Venne’s usage of “ganked” in the report.

“Mason asked me to be his ‘support’ at the prom,” said one anonymous former high school cheerleader. When she rebuffed his advances, Venne reportedly told her that she was “too heavy to carry anyway.”

“Usually, someone has to wait as long as ten years before telling all their high school classmates that they are superior to them,” said Mason, who plans on flooding the teacher’s break room with several thousand gallons of Monster energy drink. “I can’t wait to see Ms. Henderson’s face when she finds out I made more money in a weekend playing video games than she has in her entire life, fuck C-minuses in English Lit.”

Reportedly, Venne also plans on hiring a fake book editor to trick Henderson into believing her novel to be accepted by a publishing house, only to have the congratulatory letter reveal the prank and instead state “You will always be a failure, uninstall English.”

