A complete description of each item, with some hilarious descriptions and explanations.

Examples: 27. 1 Quarter: whether it's 1/12 a load of laundry or 12 minutes of parking, you're covered! 30. Gallon plastic bag, like for carrying water in a survival situation or sneaking food out of a catered event 63. Condom 64. Pregnancy test (in case 63. fails) 89. Fuck, I never made it home last night and now I have to be at work kit: Razor 98. Get out of jail free card!

Plus several items that work as a hangover cures. You know me, gifter, you really do.

Finally, one last picture: