Manchester, NH – After the disastrous rollout of the results of the Iowa Caucuses, all eyes were on Tom Perez and the Democratic party in the lead up to New Hampshire and the nation’s first primary. At 6:45 AM EST a computer glitch caused the results of the primary to accidentally be released and forwarded them via e-mail to the New York Times, Washington Post, and the Associated Press.

The results showed Pete Buttigieg in first place with 35.7% of the vote. Joe Biden came in a respectable 2nd at 27.5% and Bernie Sanders, who represents a large progressive, populist movement at odds with mainstream Democrats, only garnered 12.8% of the vote. Warren and Klobuchar are virtually tied at 11%, Yang coming in at 1% and Tom Steyer got a coupon for a $5 foot-long good at any participating Nashua Subway.

It is unclear how or why this happened, but Tom Perez has assured Democrats that he will get to the bottom of whoever keeps interfering in the Democratic interference process.