That's right, Star Wars fans, Hasbro is releasing a whole bunch of new Star Wars toys this year, including this 24" AT-AT. It'll set you back around $100. Unless you steal it. Then, depending on whether you use a weapon and have any prior convictions, it could cost upwards of 10-20 (plus your butt's v-card).

In space, size does matter, and Hasbro certainly kept that in mind when creating its all-new, highly detailed Star Wars AT-AT. The AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) played a significant role in the Empire's military assault in The Empire Strikes Back, and it will play an equally important role in every fan's toy collection this year! Measuring more than 24 inches tall, nearly 28 inches long, and 12 inches wide, this colossal vehicle holds up to 20 Star Wars figures -- 6 of which can fit in its head alone! -- and includes so many play and electronic features true to its on-screen counterpart that it's hard to believe! From the zip-line in its body and articulated legs for superb poseability, to its LED lights and authentic movie sounds and phrases, this is the must-have addition for Star Wars fans of all ages. Includes a 3.75 inch AT-AT driver action figure and a pop-out speeder bike.

Size does matter -- really? THIS IS A KIDS TOY -- leave the sexual euphemisms at home! That said, I'm totally buying one of these for my son. And, more than likely, HOLY SHIT I HAVE A SON?!

Hit the jump for another shot and a link to the page detailing all the new toys that are dropping.



Hasbro's Mega AT-AT Unveiled! [starwarsblog]

Thanks to Closet Nerd, whose gonna get high and reenact the battle of Hoth. Seriously, he is. AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.