The Smitten Mittens are a set of three mittens that let you hold hands with your lover while wearing mittens, and once worn will make everyone look at you like a couple of weirdos. If you are so adament about holding hands with your lover that you have to do so underneath your gloves, you may just consider staying home for the day.

The smitten mittens comes with 1 pair of regular gloves and one over-sized double entrance mitten, comes in a couple of different sizes, is made from 100% polyester fleece, and is sure to cause the downfall of humanity sometime soon.