Chip Kelly has revealed how disappointed he was to be fired by the Eagles but has said that he plans to use the downtime to re-tool his system so that he can ruin his next NFL team even faster.

Kelly said: ‘It took me three years to completely gut the Eagles but I’m all about speed. I think I can get that down to two seasons, maybe even one, in my next head coaching gig.’

When asked how he’d speed up his offensive team destruction Kelly said: ‘Well I’d get rid of all the explosive talent right off the bat. No pussyfooting around. Then I’d sign a QB who’s injury-prone and clearly not a fit for my system. And I’d top it off with a series of other disappointing signings and draft picks. That’s my proven recipe.’

The Tennessee Titans are currently the favorite to land Kelly in the offseason but the Chipster denied being interested: ‘I like a challenge and I just don’t know how it’s possible to destroy such a dumpster fire of a team – maybe that would be the challenge? I don’t know. I’d rather take an up-and-coming team and burn them to the ground. Personally I’d love to coach the Jaguars and kill off all their hopes and dreams.’

Will Chip Kelly get his wish and will he be able to ruin a team in record time? Time will tell.