During experiment-2749-A (2016/06/02), all instances of SCP-2749-A were placed in a single testing chamber. Instances included:

SCP-2749-A instances immediately constructed a crude conference room using the materials provided. This included a logo displaying:

WELCOME TO THE BUSINESS INC. METAL BOX BRANCH! It's everyone's business! If you have any requests to make, please go to the reception area!

The following was recorded via CCTV.

9:00am 2016/06/04

(Several instances of SCP-2749-A are seen gathered on the large table communicating with a series of taps which were translated from Morse code.)

SCP-2749-A1 (pencil): Hello everyone, it's nice to see you all at today's business meeting. Today I'd like everyone to express their thoughts on Mr. Tables's new business plan!

SCP-2749-A5 (table 1): Thank you, pencil. Before we start, would anyone like refreshments?

(7 instances of SCP-2749-A9 (plastic cups) use the coffee machine to fill themselves with coffee. They then approach several different instances of SCP-2749-A, which quickly move into them, spilling the coffee.)

SCP-2749-A3 (laptop): Mmm… That was refreshing.

SCP-2749-A8 (printer): Table was thinking about our success rate, and made this graph to show you all how it's at a steady decline.

(SCP-2749-A8 prints a line graph displaying the "business ratio" from 2000-2016.)

SCP-2749-A2 (chair 1): Unbelievable! I thought it was rising at this juncture!

SCP-2749-A1: If that acluistic boomerang hadn't changed the structure we wouldn't be in this mess! He should have known this was risky business.

SCP-2749-A4 (stapler): Honest to God, this should have been our highpoint, not our downfall!

SCP-2749-A5: And that is why I'm here. You see our bike friend over there? He's in contact with a business management team that claim they can deliver business stocks twice as quick and twice as cheap! I think we can call it: "Business Inc.'s Fast Business" I'm aiming for efficiency improvements across the piece.

SCP-2749-A6 (bike): All he has said is true. Have a look at this!

(SCP-2749-A6 moves across the room utilising its wheels.)

SCP-2749-A3: Now that's in the black.

SCP-2749-A8: As you probably know, this is Business Inc.'s 150th anniversary. Here, I thought I might piggyback on table's idea…

(SCP-2749-A8 prints a sign reading:)

BUSINESS INC.

Everyone's business for over 150 years.

To celebrate Business Inc.'s 150th anniversary, we'd like to introduce FAST BUSINESS, the revolutionary way for you to get in touch with some business 2x as fast as before!

Because of this, we've decided to give our customers a free 1 month trial for FAST BUSINESS for you to enjoy!

It's EASY to apply! Simply:

Read this sign!

Apply!

And finally, business!

From the one and only: MR. BUSINESS

SCP-2749-A1: Very well done printer!

SCP-2749-A3: Good show! That, people, is an advertisement that means business. I'll ping Mr. Business so we can peanut butter out the tasks.

(All instances of SCP-2749-A leave the room and resume their ordinary behaviour.)