We know that players enjoy spinning their beautiful spaceships, so much so that CCP introduced a spin counter back in 2011 after player backlash over the removal of ship spinning. There was always something very satisfying about viewing these iconic creations at varying camera angles, which I’m confident that the spin count data will verify.

Attractive as those ships are, we’ve been admiring them in this way for 7 years, and much longer in space. Now, many of us spend inordinate amounts of time in the character creation and customization interfaces. This provides our universe with a fairly constant stream of ravishing new creations. If you’ve ever visited niraia.com, you’ll know that some of these characters become just as iconic as the ships they fly! It should be no surprise that some of us enjoy spinning them in full body view.

With that in mind, and with a straight face, I propose and invite the introduction of breast physics.

Here are some key considerations:

Breasts are objectively beautiful. Human brains have a natural affinity for curved things. This is in part why Gallente are the best race. Adding this will increase revenue by further appealing to hormonal teenagers and perverts, populous demographics that I’d say have been under-exploited by CCP’s abysmal marketing efforts to date. There is no way to view multiple characters in full body mode, so the increased mesh density and physics calculations shouldn’t be a massive concern. There should of course be an option to disable the feature in graphics settings for those with overly sensitive hardware.

Thank you for your attention. I look forward to the day my character reaches her true potential.