In case you missed Week 1 (Detailed explanation of the app) Week 2 Week 3 , Week 4 , or Week 5 of Tiktok Thursdays, I do some deep dives on this app to find some of the weirdest content I can find for you guys. This week has some real doozies, and I have KB back to offer some insightful commentary. There has been a few articles and opinions recently from people saying that TikTok is actually a wholesome and fun place. Lets prove them wrong, shall we?

1.

Kenjac: Move over, Smitty, there’s a new sheriff in town.

KB: Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, can I start you off with a regular or Code Red Mountain Dew?

2.

Kenjac: Is it possible to be too erect?

KB: Hold up (4:12 PM).

3.

Kenjac: Wolverine drank from the wrong grail, RIP.

KB: (4:18 PM) Someone paper-mâchéd a Vine Star from 2014.

4.

Kenjac: I’m fairly certain I went to high school with this guy. That’s what you get for buying Etnies & skating while I was playing Halo 2.

KB: “Daddy, why are you stabbing me” “Just a few more takes son, I promise”

5.

Kenjac: Rough n Rowdy is already recruiting for the next fight!

KB: This is how gay Icelandic powerlifters attempt to mate with each other.

6.

Kenjac: My actual caption on the tweet is all I can really think about since seeing this tattoo.

KB: I always wanted to do Pirates of the Caribbean role playing and shoot Jack Sparrow right in the face with a swivel gun.

7.

Kenjac: Honestly, just don’t save me. Let the thief steal my solid gold 1st place medal for winning that Yu-Gi-Oh tournament in 5th grade.

KB: Officer, I don’t mean to break up the fun here, but I just saw two boys RAPING a sixth grader.

8.

Kenjac: I wonder how the folks at New York Post missed this one?

KB: Would you rather your daughter spend the night with Chris Brown or watch these two fuck for the entirety of one Chris Brown song?

9.

Kenjac: Where is the FBI while all this is going on? The DHS? CIA??? Call the fucking Navy or something for christ sake.

KB: My dick swiftly toggled between Easy and Expert mode as I changed the character I focused on in this video.

10.

Kenjac: Youth pastor/teacher on the app alternating between praising jesus and clapping cheeks. Very cool!

KB: This is like the inverse of a “Newest Sex Scandal” teacher.

11.

Kenjac: A real human being that is allowed to post videos on this app without consequence.

KB: Hell is being stuck in an eternal sleep paralysis and only being able to see this guy do naked towel dancing on a never-ending loop. Also, you can optionally blow him, but he cums bed bugs.

12. & 13.

Kenjac: Adults using kid voices are STILL the most disturbing on here.

KB: The combined Reddit karma between these people is probably astronomical.

14.

Kenjac: Very cool stuff Kush2Bomb, we love it!

KB: Alright…I didn’t want to say it, but I think Kenjac is purposely trying to sabotage my captions in this thread by making me obnoxiously horny. Also, that guy’s beard could effectively torture a POW.

15.

Kenjac: I simply cannot fathom taking yourself this seriously. Unless that’s part of the training at police academy nowadays, in which case thank you for your service?

KB: The “revenge hype video” of the kid who got bullied for faking an asthma attack to get out of running the mile in 7th grade