I’ve been planning to become a billionaire, but I’m starting to change my mind. Being a billionaire doesn’t seem so much fun anymore. Honestly, it seems like a real hassle.

Not long ago, people really wanted to be billionaires. We looked at their homes, their other homes, their other other homes, their other other other homes, their planes, their helicopters, their watercraft, their islands, their wine cellars, their underperforming English football teams, their offshore tax havens, their shell companies, their fourth spouses,...