Firstly, there was a paintable Android collectible, which according to the detailed dossier regarding the activities of said Android informs me that I should be wary of this particular Android's tendency to take over the world. However he does enjoy some beetroot at 8:43pm which I take sage's his appetite for conquest.

Next is a metal chain puzzle designed as a test to see if I could handle the Android. The metal chains could symbolise some kind of ancient power that is keeping the Android under control. If I cannot break the chain then the android may be able to overpower me. Therefore solving the puzzle is deemed the utmost of importance. On completing the puzzle I will have earned the right to buy one cookie and eat it. The dossier commands this.

Lastly, there is the Inflatable Water Safety Equipment. This equipment is described as being a lifesaver, to which I do not have any doubt. Buoyancy is something worth valued, as the dossier puts it. And I have no reason to argue. The safety equipment has the added bonus (or side effect regarding which way you look at it) of being pink, which being the manly colour that it is, is capable of improving the mating chances of he who wears it. More research into this phenomenon will be needed but I have little evidence to suggest the claim is false.

The dossier continues on to describe the intricate and time consuming process of learning my ways and habits and into describing the tools that are available to anonymous tipsters such as the author of the document. However I believe the reddit member is trustworthy for the gifts I have received have shown a responsible use of such power and knowledge.

To this reddit memeber, I say thank you. And I shall valiantly continue your mission to prevent mass genocide by the Android I have begun to associate with the name "Tom"