“This will be the first draft Donald Trump can’t dodge.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“That’s right. After opening an inquiry into the possibility of impeachment, then reading the impeachment report, and considering the impeachment options, we’ve finally made it to the beginning of the end of the starting — and we’re about to start the beginning of the middle.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“The House will now file articles of impeachment, then it will go to a full vote, then it could go to the Senate. I mean, how many steps are there in this? Are we impeaching a president or assembling a futon from Ikea?” — JAMES CORDEN

“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! They finally proposed articles of impeachment. I mean, I knew when they reserved that hearing room this would be it, but you never know until it really happens. Oh my god, I’m so happy for you guys!” — TREVOR NOAH