I ordered this to prank a guy in my office and let me tell you, this stuff did not disappoint!! I've never laughed so hard in my life!!!

When I first got the bottle, I did the thing I highly recommend you don't and opened it to take a whiff. After a 1 second inhale I almost dropped the bottle, and spent the next 10 minutes gagging and hanging my head over my trashcan trying to do so discretely as to not bring attention to myself and ruin my prank. This was super hard though since every time I thought the feeling had passed my mind went back to that traumatizing smell and I felt the need to put the trashcan back near me.

I can only describe the smell as similar to the products of a first time colon cleaning session when all of the contents that have been living on the sides of your colon are expelled and look like baby multicolored octopuses. (if you've never looked up colonblow.com you are welcome)

It smells like the worst baby diaper imaginable mixed with a little death. The only thing that can make this stench worse would be spraying it in a warm room where the scent tends to linger longer and almost catches in your throat causing a non-stop gag reflex reaction.

I walked in his office and acted like I was looking for something behind him. When he turned around, I sprayed it in front of him (out of his sight) and planned to hang out and catch his reaction, but I immediately had to evacuate for fear the particles would infest themselves inside my clothing and leave me to gag for the remainder of the day.

It only took a few seconds for him to react. Being a normally professional business lady, I think that he was in shock that I would "crop dust" him so I could tell from my viewing post around the corner that he was trying his hardest to not react out loud. He started fanning the room, looking all around, with this look of amazement and horror on his face that had me in tears. But, then once the whiff hit him good and the stench seemed to have rose to his face level, he immediately jumped up to run out the room, tripping over the corner of his desk, pulling half of the items off it with him and he continued to crawl into the hallway in a desperate attempt to escape. It looked like a scene from the Walking Dead where a Zombie is grasping at the air trying to get to safe ground with one arm outreached.

I instantly resorted to a SUPER loud historical laugh and the video that another co-worker caught is saturated with my obnoxious cackle along with a few "f bombs", "are you okay?"s and "do you need to go to the hospital". We had to open all of the windows in our office, spray some other spray and turn the air on to circulate it (it's cold today). It only lasted about 10 minutes, which was more than enough and we were thankful it dissipated rather quickly.

I wanted to get a few other folks, but I will certainly be doing so in an open area.

This stuff would clear a room faster than a fire alarm. It was well worth every penny spent.

On another note, I got a text from my husband yesterday afternoon, who I share an Amazon account with. It was a screen shot that said "Shipped: your Amazon package with Liquid Ass will be delivered..." ba ha ha ha. He underlined the name and said "ummm wtf did you buy"? Ha ha ha!!