(Photo courtesy of two-time UFC veteran Mike “The Truth” Jackson)

Look, I’ll just level with you – I wouldn’t be able to do it, either.

I’m 40, but you give me a chance to unleash my inner 8-year-old, and it’s coming out. Fortunately, I’ve found a kindred spirit in Michael Schiavello.

Pinas enters the ring on Saturday in Indonesia, where he’ll face Yohann Fairtex Drai in a kickboxing contest. The bout streams on Facebook and Twitter as part of the ONE Championship 84 preliminary card from Stadium Istora in Jakarta.

It’s a stiff test for Pinas, who – you know what? I need this job, so I’d better just leave it to Schiavello. If you’re looking for a preview of what’s likely to come, let’s remember this all-time classic broadcast, with “The Voice” calling Danny Mainus at RFA 7.

The ONE Championship 84 MMA lineup includes:

MAIN CARD (ONE Championship app, 8:30 a.m. ET)

Zebaztian Kadestam vs. Tyler McGuire – for vacant welterweight title Priscilla Hertati Lumban Gaol vs. Angelie Sabanal Pongsiri Mitsatit vs. Hayato Suzuki Anthony Engelen vs. Jimmy Yabo Muhammad Imran vs. Elipitua Siregar Eddey Kalai vs. Egi Rozten

PRELIMINARY CARD (Facebook, Twitter, 6 a.m. ET)

Dae Hwan Kim vs. Zhao Zhi Kang Eugene Toquero vs. Tatsumitsu Wada Aziz Calim vs. Adrian Matheis Bruno Pucci vs. Xie Chao

For more on ONE Championship 84, check out the MMA Rumors section of the site.

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