Stoners Movie Guide Recommends…

It can all get a bit too much from time to time, working with all this crystal energy takes it toll. Occasionally we just have to let off steam fossil dealer style . It may not (always) be clever and its certainly not pretty but here are some stars from our silly stone collection getting their rocks off in Hollywood. We challenge you not to grin….

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Stoner’s Movie Guide :

Our handsome portrait, above is called Mr Happy – although he’s obviously had a heavy night! Maybe he was out on the lash with Mr Toad of Toad Hall?

Stoner’s Movie Guide reports on a touch of boy-racing with Justin Bieber – perhaps after a lock in at the Rover’s Return? We hope not Mr Toad, Parp Parp. Just in case you’re still thinking your behabier was clever and pretty Justin, here’s the ‘after’ picture from the latest NHS leaflet on recommended drinking levels:

And the latest loveable villains from the accompanying film on under age drinking:

And don’t think that Stoner’s movie guide recommends smoking as an alternative:

– as Aladdin found out when he fell in the oil jar down at the bazaar:

With a very surprising Happy Ending:

Stoner’s Movie Guide says that if you are finding this all a bit childish, who y’ gonna call? They seem a bit out of action right now:

And down in ole Hollywood town, we can’t even rely on the Disney crew to play it straight:

Stoner’s Movie Guide says don’t go forgetting other Fun Guys (geddit?) ……. Still on the subject of fun, guys … But why should the guys always get the lead roles? Cinders has paid a trip to Jimmy Choo’s, where one pair is never enough (obviously) ….. Mind you, there was a bit of Dad dancing going on at the wedding …. Dad got so carried away on the dance floor his behaviour got even more out of hand: Btw ‘Gypsum?’ is the Bristol way of saying ‘Isn’t that Princess Cinderella a Gypsy?’ And now for one of Bristol’s most famous ‘babbers’: To continue with the Stoner’s Movie Guide on the totally non-pc road to ruin of an otherwise totally respectable online fossil and crystal shop…

But now, the Stoner’s Movie Guide final curtain …you’ve gotta hand it to those Pro veterans, the Mr Men who, if they aren’t exactly Hollywood superstars, have always oozed star quality…

And the Stoner’s Movie Guide leaves the last laughs to that impeccable master of voice- overs, Mr Stephen Fry…..

Stoner’s Movie Guide recommends you share pics of your funny stones on our Facebook page – Fossil and Crystal Shop. Reply to the blog and suggest some alternative captions of your or click on the link to add to your facebook or twitter pages to give your deserving followers a sneaky chuckle. That’s all from the Stoner’s Movie Guide Folks!