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Are you in an up and coming band?We might be just the girls for you.Now, I know what you're thinking: "What?" you're thinking, "Why in the hell would I want some floosie Georgetown Yoko's to waltz into my studio, screw half my band, and laugh hautily while they watch us break up?" Well, to that I say "ha ha," and I say it laughingly.Now I'm not saying that everyone wants they're band to break up, I'm just saying that we're well versed in the intricacies of breaking up bands. I'm serious. We're really good at this. Well, I am anyway, but my roomates are ready and eager to learn how to assimilate their incomparable powers of destruction to band members.I don't know, dude. Maybe you're a spunky, talented lead guitarist who can't stand up to your lead singer. Maybe you're a drummer with a better offer. Look, I'm not a fortune teller, but I do have a haunted vagina, notches on my bedpost that total over 100, and I can help you break up your band if you don't have the balls to do it yourself. Amanda has had her share of bicycle club shenanigans, and Crystal, although she doesn't have specific band-breaking-up experience, has general destruction capabilities that have here to fore been unrivaled in this, the west side of the Missisippi. Together, you best believe that we can Yoko the crap out of any non assuming band in less than a fortnight. That's 14 days, guys.And hey. Maybe you just want to do it. That's cool too, but we are by no means guaranteeing that your band will stay together after having known us. Just ask the neighbors.Come on guys, let's bochinche (read: party naked with music).Love,Miranda, Amanda and Crystal