Seeing Papyrus get dragged on SNL inspired me to write this friendly guide detailing the only appropriate situations in which to use fonts that everyone hates.

But some complained that I’d skipped some of the most loathed fonts. And I didn’t actually include Papyrus, presuming that everyone knew already. Well, in case you missed the memo, here’s the only establishment that has the OK to use Papyrus on signage: