SCP-3908

SCP-3908 Being SCP-3908

Item #: SCP-3908

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3908 is kept in SCP-3908's containment unit. Personnel are to refrain from speaking or writing about SCP-3908 to SCP-3908 to avoid SCP-3908 being SCP-3908.

Description: SCP-3908 is an anti-memetic entity. SCP-3908 is capable of speech. Images of the entity will be replaced with a plain black image and white text stating "SCP-3908 is SCP-3908". Any spoken or written information regarding SCP-3908, either directly stated or implied, will be censored.

Interview-3908-1

Interviewer: Dr. Witts Interviewed: SCP-3908 <Begin Log> Witts: Hello, SCP-3908. SCP-3908: Hey. Witts: Can you tell me your name, SCP-3908? SCP-3908: Yeah, my name is SCP-3908. Wait- Witts: That is your Foundation-given designation. I would like to know your birth name. SCP-3908: I know, my name is SCP-3908. Wha- No! My name is SCP-3908! No! Witts: SCP-3908, do you know the origin of your anomalous properties? SCP-3908: Yeah… One day, I was SCP-3908, and I wa- Jesus… One day, I was SCP-39- I'm not! [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts appears worried.] Witts: Remain passive, SCP-3908. SCP-3908: Alright… I'm sorry. Witts: Please explain your anomalous properties. SCP-3908: My properties… I can do that… My properties are that I am SCP-3908. What? No! Stop! I am SCP-3908! No! [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. The table is on the other side of the room now.] Witts: SCP-3908, remain passive. SCP-3908: OK… OK… I'm SCP-39- Witts: SCP-3908, calm do- SCP-3908: I'm SCP-3908! No, I'm SCP-3908! Jesus Christ stop this! I hate this! [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts is injured.] Witts: Terminate the interview! [Security personnel enter the containment chamber. SCP-3908 is SCP-3908.] SCP-3908: Wait! I'm SCP-390- [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Security personnel recover Dr. Witts.] <End Log>

Interview-3908-2

Interviewer: Dr. Witts Interviewed: SCP-3908 Foreword: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. <Begin Log> SCP-3908: Doc, is this really necessary? Witts: During our last interview, you were SCP-390- SCP-3908: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it. Witts: Let's stay on track. Where were you born? SCP-3908: Um… I was SCP-3908 in- [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts puts a hand out to SCP-3908.] Witts: For the purposes of SCP-3908 not being SCP-3908- Er… I'm going to have to ask you refrain from referring to yourself. SCP-3908: Alright, alright, that I think I can do. Witts: Now, where and when were you born? SCP-3908: Redmond Washington, 1978. Witts: When was the earliest you remember being called SCP-3908? SCP-3908: When SCP-3908 was- When… 7 years old. Witts: How did others react? SCP-3908: Nickname… Skip. Witts: Was that the nickname they gave to you? SCP-3908: Yes. Witts: Did you have friends? SCP-3908: No. Witts: Are you aware of why that was? SCP-3908: I was SCP-3908. Witts: SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to yourself. SCP-3908: Oh, sorry. Um… Anger problems. Witts: I see. Thank you for this interview, SCP-3908. SCP-3908: Thank you. <End Log>

Interview-3908-3

Interviewer: Dr. Witts Interviewed: SCP-3908 Foreword: SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. This is to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. <Begin Log> Witts: Now, SCP-3908, please refrain from referring to yourself in this interview. SCP-3908: Ok. Witts: What is your legal first and last name? SCP-3908: Um… Craig Wattson. Witts: What is your age? SCP-3908: 40. Witts: When is your birthday? SCP-3908: June 26th. Witts: Wait… Shit. SCP-3908: What? Witts: Sorry, I forgot. SCP-3908: It's fine. Sorry about the scar. Witts: From when? SCP-3908: First interview. Witts: Oh, it's no problem. Thank you for this interview, SCP-3908. SCP-3908: Sorry… Witts: Sorry for what? SCP-3908: Everything. [SCP-3908 is SCP-3908. Dr. Witts walks to SCP-3908.] Witts: SCP-3908, it's fine. It was just a mistake. SCP-3908: Thanks. <End Log>

Addendum-3908-1: The following is a proposed revision of SCP-3908's file in order to prevent SCP-3908 from being SCP-3908. Written by Dr. Witts.