What's the best way to spend a tortuous afternoon shopping in Ikea? Turn it into an opportunity to torment your girlfriend with a stream of ingenious puns.

In a video uploaded to YouTube, the world's worst boyfriend follows his girlfriend, Dana, around the store, making a series of puns based on the store's product names.

He starts off with a innocuous effort: "Hey, Dana. I've got you on my radar".

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Then follows it up with: Hey Dana, do you think this pot plant is a risk or not."

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And on he goes. Refusing to stop even when Dana begs him to.