With Valentine’s Day coming up, President Trump’s BFF Vladimir Putin is wondering to get for the man who has scammed everything, and he’s looking at Edward Snowden wondering if he’s outlived his usefulness.

So he’s thinking about tossing a bow on Snowden and delivering him to Trump with candies and flowers:

U.S. intelligence has collected information that Russia is considering turning over Edward Snowden as a “gift” to President Donald Trump — who has called the NSA leaker a “spy” and a “traitor” who deserves to be executed. That’s according to a senior U.S. official who has analyzed a series of highly sensitive intelligence reports detailing Russian deliberations and who says a Snowden handover is one of various ploys to “curry favor” with Trump. A second source in the intelligence community confirms the intelligence about the Russian conversations and notes it has been gathered since the inauguration.







This makes a lot of sense. Snowden has already handed over the info he has, and he’s basically useless to Putin. This way, he can butter up Trump so that he’ll look the other way when Vladdy marches farther into Ukraine and drives his tanks into Poland for the fun of it…

Others, like America-hating Glenn Greenwald think it’s a big ol’ conspiracy:

It was Clinton's CIA surrogate Mike Morrell advocating Trump get Snowden from Russia as a "gift"; now IC leaks it https://t.co/qGk9UOaX0z — Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) February 10, 2017

Either way, Happy Valentine’s Day, Donald!