Today’s comic is based on true events that didn’t actually happen. Does Kerry King own these kitties? I don’t know, maybe. If multiverse theory is correct, then he indeed does. So, you see. It’s all true. All documented. Montague Summers would be proud. Kerry King is bald though. His beautiful mane from the 80’s will never return, but that’s okay. We move on. We learn to cope. Fuckin’ Slayer, you know.

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