Lincoln: Afternoon, Lynn.



Lynn: Whoa whoa, little man! You still can't go in!



Lincoln: Well, that makes me pretty mad!



Lynn: Oh yeah?



Lincoln: Yeah! I might have to beat someone up just to get rid of all this blind fury!



Lynn: Wow.



Lincoln: Yeah, I feel pretty sorry for the next guy who looks at me funny.!



Lynn: Hmmm... what about that guy?



Lincoln: (stammers) I, uh... (laughs) don't be silly. He's not botherin' anybody. I mean, not like... that guy!



Clyde: Who me?



Lincoln: Yeah, you. Standing there all smiling and whatnot. Somebody oughta teach you some manners!



Clyde: Okay, but I must warn you. I happen to be a world championship... uhh... (looks at his hand) ...kickboxer.



Lincoln: I don't care if you're the demon seed of Davy Jones! You're goin' down, Four-Eyes!



Clyde: Four-Eyes? Grrr!!! NOBODY CALLS ME FOUR-EYES!!!! (punches Lincoln in the face)



Lincoln: Wait, Clyde! You're supposed to let me win, remember?



Clyde: Oh, yeah. (invisible punches flying) No! Please! Wait! (grunting as more invisible punches hit him and an elephant sound is heard when Clyde's head is hit.Clyde is being thrown into the air and on the ground, then given a wedgie) No, please, have mercy! (Clyde is kicked into the background)



Lynn: Wow! You destroyed that guy without even touchin' him.



Lincoln: I did?



Lynn: I never thought I'd say this, but go ahead in.



Lincoln: Really? I can go in? Oh, my gosh, I never thought this moment would come! I, Lincoln Loud, am tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon! This is the happiest day of my life!



We cut to an ambulance driving down the street.



Lincoln: Ugh. Ronnie. What happened?



Ronnie Anne: You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube.



At the hospital...



Doctor: What happened?



Lincoln: I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos.



Doctor: Boo-boos, eh? Hmmm... I think you guys want that hospital.



Lincoln: Weenie Hut General?!