Crazy Newspaper Headlines

Funny and crazy newspaper headlines.Journalists who wrote this articles could consider a new job.



What goes around, comes around! What goes around, comes around!



And you wonder why… And you wonder why…



“This is an artist’s conception of the Mount Pleasant High School football field Friday after an electrical transformer blew, knocking out the stadium lights.” “This is an artist’s conception of the Mount Pleasant High School football field Friday after an electrical transformer blew, knocking out the stadium lights.”



“We had no idea anyone was buried there” “We had no idea anyone was buried there”



Yeah, don’t you hate those guys at DOE who do the NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests? Yeah, don’t you hate those guys at DOE who do the NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL after SRA protests?



What are the odds of that? What are the odds of that?



Must be one of those celebrity-without-makeup pictures… Must be one of those celebrity-without-makeup pictures…



Here’s the winner of a local dog look-alike contest… He does look exactly like his dog! Here’s the winner of a local dog look-alike contest… He does look exactly like his dog!



Ok, that’s just mean Ok, that’s just mean



Please, if you’ve seen this man… Please, if you’ve seen this man…



Mistress of the universe… Now that sounds like a lot of work! Mistress of the universe… Now that sounds like a lot of work!



Civil War planes? Lemme know how that works out… Civil War planes? Lemme know how that works out…