>be a female sage living alone in a shack in the middle of Nowhere

>only neighbour is a pink dog living with a couple of old farts

>god knows where was the last time you had sex

>you are even starting to question if you even had sex in your entire life in the first place

>a young adventure comes

>that money you paid to that bitch wizard to sent you some boys must have been worth it

>about 15~16 yo but with a nice body

>smelling seat and pure testosterone

>you literally just jump lusting for his dick just by listening to his young but strong masculine voice

>try to hold back

>can't just rape and scare you visitor if you ever wants him to come back

>try to seduce him since you're not a old woman yet

>he wants to identify a cheap old breathing ring

>it's so cheap you can produce it with some materials in the back

>but yet you will say that you want it badly that you will have sex with him

>he says no

>just what the fuck? I'm not enough for him

>fucking normalfags

>wait, now he saying he want help in killing goblins

>I can't believe this guy

>he came all this way to the end of earth to want my help in killing fucking little goblins

>he denied me

>for

>fucking

>goblins

>just what's wrong with this guy

>he is now offering me apple cider as well

>is this a joke or a prank?

>is that wizard behind this

>I just can't believe this

>I can't stop laughing

>please stop

>all I wanted was some good time with a man

>and instead I got a goblin murdering autistic

JUST. KILL. ME. ALREADY.