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On 9/5/2014 Hitler decides to order his very own smart watch.

00:00 - 00:03 We've called every Best Buy in a 300 mile area.

00:04 - 00:05 Only 3 stores had the Moto 360, here

00:05 - 00:07 here, and here.

00:08 - 00:12 They said they had 2 each when we called,

00:12 - 00:15 but when we arrived they said they had already sold them.

00:17 - 00:19 Eh I guess that it's okay,

00:19 - 00:21 Let's just order from the Play Store.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuher...

00:27 - 00:28 They...

00:31 - 00:33 They sold out in 20 seconds.

00:34 - 00:36 And Motorola is already on backorder.

00:53 - 00:58 Everyone who didn't attend the tinychat last night, get out now.

01:13 - 01:15 What the hell are they thinking?

01:15 - 01:17 Hyping us for this "Launch"? What were they thinking??

01:18 - 01:23 And they sell them at maybe 20 stores nation wide!

01:25 - 01:28 How many did they even make?

01:29 - 01:31 My count is 60 including fucking YO!

01:31 - 01:34 I'm trying to throw my money at them.

01:34 - 01:37 But they cant even fucking deliver!

01:37 - 01:40 Do they want me to buy the LG G watch R?

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, we can just wait till they're more widely available...

01:42 - 01:46 But what's the fucking point? They announced it was launching today!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, we all kinda speculated a lot on the release.

01:48 - 01:52 Of course we did but they said it was today

01:53 - 01:54 and technically they released it today..

01:56 - 01:57 But in such a small amount,

01:57 - 02:00 That it'd be easier winning the lottery

02:00 - 02:03 Then getting that stupid watch on your wrist.

02:04 - 02:08 Seriously they should have stepped it up

02:08 - 02:13 Motorola knew they had a huge hype train

02:14 - 02:16 Dragging us along for months

02:17 - 02:21 Only to tell us we have to wait even fucking longer.

02:27 - 02:29 All I want is a round watch that looks nice

02:30 - 02:34 Is it really so much to ask from them?

02:34 - 02:36 instead of being jerked around like this?

02:41 - 02:42 it's kinda shitty

02:43 - 02:47 keeping us all in suspense like that.

02:48 - 02:53 and just throw it back in our faces when it's time to pony up the goods.

02:54 - 02:56 Yeah. That'll work.

02:56 - 02:59 How do they expect to build a fan base?

03:00 - 03:02 The whole thing is a sham!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay Anna, I refreshed early enough.

03:14 - 03:16 Motorola really has dropped the ball

03:19 - 03:23 September 9th is coming up, and then you know everyone will all be like

03:25 - 03:26 "iWatch."

03:31 - 03:33 Nothing. Will change.

03:40 - 03:46 Apple will of course deliver on time.

03:46 - 03:49 Millions of shitty units will be sold