50 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

It is not easy to entertain your kids, especially when they are angry or stubborn. We have made the task easier for you. Here, we have compiled a list of 50 best knock knock jokes for kids. So, all the mommies out there; tell these kids knock knock jokes to your little ones and let them enjoy the laughter ride.

1 – I am happy to see you!

Kids get excited when they see their friends. Call their friends for a party and let them all enjoy these jokes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

Wow, I’m excited to see you too.

2 – Wow! The kid enjoyed the joke

Seems like the little one has enjoyed the previous joke and wants to listen another one. Keep on reading then!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

3 – Playing is life for kids

I don’t think so that there is any child who does not enjoy playing. All children want to have some friends with whom they can play.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play with me today?

4 – Who’s the poo?

Your kid will definitely love this hilarious joke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

5 – Kids are misbehaving

If your kids are misbehaving, then tell them this joke to get them back on track.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Beehive.

Beehive who?

Beehive yourself or you’ll get into trouble.

6 – No more Knock Knock

Are you sick of this knock knock? Then the best way is to fix the doorbell.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

7 – W-H-O?

Make your kids more responsive by telling them this funniest joke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W-H-O

8 – Love to eat Bar-Be-Que

If Bar-Be-que chicken is your kid’s favorite meal, then this one is definitely for your little one.

Knock knock.

Who’s There?

Barbie.

Barbie who?

Barbie Q Chicken!

9 – Bear Hug is the big hug

Give a bear hug to your kids and let them know that how much you love them.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like a big hug!

10 – Moo Moo!

This joke will burst your kid into laughter. They will love to hear that what cow says.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No silly, a cow says Mooooo!

11 – Enjoy the joke!

Tell this funny knock knock joke to your kid and let’s see how they react.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Poop.

Poop who?

Haha, you just said poo-poo!

12 – Are you hungry?

Ain’t it a nice idea to have some grilled cheese sandwich?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a cheese sandwich.

13 – Who’s on the door?

Do you know that who is there on the door?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard I know?

14 – Cowboy is here!

Kids love cowboys. They love to see their tricks so let’s get a joke out of it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yaw.

Yaw who?

Howdy there, cowboy!

15 – Hilarious joke for kids

Your kid is not in a good mood? Tell him this amazing joke to change the mood of your kid.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amy.

Amy who?

Amy ‘fraid I’ve forgotten!

16 – Have you done all the packing?

Kids love to go on vacations. You should take your children on vacations to break down the monotonous routine.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

17 – Open the door!

Why you always ask that who is on the door? Just open the door and see who’s there.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

18 – Uh ho! Got a wrong key

Do not forget to take the right key with you. Otherwise, the key is not going to fit in the keyhole.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

19 – Is there anyone at home?

It does not feel good when you go at someone’s place and there is no one at home. We have made a joke out of it to make your day.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie body home?

20 – Why you knocking?

Mostly people hate to hear the knock knock on the door. But what is the option if there is no bell present?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

21 – Beep Beep!

Make your child learn the sounds of different things with our hilarious knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo “Beep beep”!

22 – Best way to learn ABC!

Is your kid not picking up the alphabets? Let them learn in this way and they will enjoy the learning process.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Abe.

Abe who?

Abe C D E F G H…

23 – It’s so cold outside!

Let your guests enter the home, please.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.

24 – I love you!

These three magical words can melt anyone’s heart. Tell your kids that how much you love them.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I love.

I love who?

You forgot who you love?

25 – Look who’s there?

We have got a nice idea for you. Look through your keyhole and see who is on the door.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

26 – Isabell is here!

Don’t know whether the bell is working or not so just did some knock knock.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Isabell.

Isabell who?

Is a bell working?

27 – Turn the volume up!

Is it your favorite song on the radio? So, turn up the volume and enjoy it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Turnip.

Turnip who?

Turnip the volume, it’s my favorite song!

28 – Eat and Repeat!

Are you a veggie person or do you like to eat the meat all the time?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Eat.

Eat who?

Eat your veggies!

29 – Funniest knock knock joke

This amazing knock knock joke will give your kid laughing fits. Have a good laughing time with your kid.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Beets.

Beets who?

Beets me! I thought you knew.

30 – Do you like that red veggie?

Yes, you guessed it right. Carrot it is!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Carrot.

Carrot who?

Carrot-e CHOP

31 – Don’t like to knock knock

Look who is there on the door, just to meet you and make you feel special.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

32 – Too short to ring the bell!

The doorbell is not faulty but still another knock knock. Maybe the person can’t reach the doorbell.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

33 – Can your child pronounce the difficult words?

Tell this joke to your kids and let them practice to pronounce the difficult words.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting pirate!

Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!

34 – The best Knock knock joke

This joke is crafted very creatively. We hope your kid will enjoy it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Control Freak.

Con—

Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”

35 – Wanna hangout?

You may want to hang out with your friends tomorrow. If yes, then this one is for you.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda hang out with me right now?

36 – Who am I?

Don’t you know yourself? That is hilarious.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

You don’t know who you are?

37 – What’s your favorite place?

Have you ever went somewhere and said “This is a nice place?”

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dish is a nice place!

38 – Do you owe an apology?

You may owe an apology to someone in your life. Why not to have a joke on it?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Iowa.

Iowa who?

Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!

39 – Cuckoo Cuckoo!

Your kids may annoy each other by calling Cuckoo! They will enjoy this joke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cook.

Cook who?

Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

40 – Kids love Ketchup

Ketchup is every kid’s favorite. Let them enjoy the Ketchup joke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

41 – Are you ready?

Even if you are not ready, someone has just arrived on the door to pick you up.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Radio.

Radio who?

Radio (ready or) not, here I come!

42 – Kids may get afraid of witches

Kids usually do not like the idea of horror stories. But here we have made a joke on witches.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Witches.

Witches who?

Witches the way home?

43 – Who’s there?

Someone heard that you are at home, open the door and see who’s there.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A herd.

A herd who?

I heard you were home, so I came over!

44 – Amusing joke!

Want to have some more knock knock jokes? Here is the next one for you.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I did up.

I did up who?

You did a poo?

45 – The best knock knock joke

Here we have got another best knock knock joke for you. Have a good time.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Carmen.

Carmen who?

Carmen let me in already!

46 – Honey bee is here!

Honey bee is on the door.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.

47 – Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Why not to wish your friends a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in a comical yet entertaining way?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mary and Abbey.

Mary and Abbey who?

Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

48 – Just need some help!

Help the poor person to enter the door, please.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle little help gettin’ in the door.

49 – Do you love me?

Ask your kids how do they love you and let’s see what they answer.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you love me?

50 – Want some cash nuts?

Almonds and cash nuts are best for kids. But if they don’t like eating them then tell them this joke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks. I’ll have almonds.