So the saga began on Day 1, when the postman rang and delivered a DVD copy of Murder By Death, a movie I'd never heard of, but with a cast containing the likes of Maggie Smith, Peter Falk, Alec Guinness and Peter Sellers, how the hell is it not going to be awesome! SUPER stoked to watch this when I get a spare evening.

Day 2 brought more questions than answers, when I opened an allposters.com box that contained four strips of plastic. The waiting began.

Day 3, two days later, answered all and then some, when a second allposters box arrived, containing not only a killer poster from one of the best TV shows of all time (Archer), but also (and absolutely most amazeballsingly astoundingly) a poster-sized print of a photo of my infant son that I'd submitted a long time ago to /r/picturechallenge for one of their weekly contests. I'd actually forgotten about the photo, and would likely have never printed it off myself, but I cannot even begin to describe how happy I am to have it.

THANK YOU SECRET SANTA!