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Deep inside Houston Astros War Room plans for the next season begin to shape

00:00 - 00:03 Gerrit Cole deserted

00:04 - 00:05 Verlander and Greinke are getting old

00:05 - 00:07 Defense remains strong

00:08 - 00:12 Shifts will make us even better

00:12 - 00:15 and Bergman almost won MVP

00:17 - 00:19 Shifts are not enough

00:19 - 00:21 Start stealing signs on the road

00:24 - 00:26 Loria

00:27 - 00:28 Stealing

00:31 - 00:33 Stealing signs tactic was uncovered

00:34 - 00:36 Trash can sounds were recorded

00:53 - 00:58 ARod, Canseco, Rose stay. Everyone else out.

01:13 - 01:15 I told you morons trash cans were bad news

01:15 - 01:17 This is not a Nickleback concert

01:18 - 01:23 We could have purchased second hand Vuvuzelazs

01:25 - 01:28 Now we have to deal with Manfred

01:29 - 01:31 That rat-faced dog will sniff everything out

01:31 - 01:34 He can juice baseballs all year long

01:34 - 01:37 But we can't even use technology

01:37 - 01:40 This isn't 1919

01:40 - 01:42 Loria, maybe we should admit

01:42 - 01:46 Admit? Look where admiting got you.

01:46 - 01:48 Loria, proof is too strong

01:48 - 01:52 My cat has better chances of making the HOF than you.

01:53 - 01:54 Deny everything

01:56 - 01:57 I did not provide you PEDs

01:57 - 02:00 to play a fair game

02:00 - 02:03 How are we expected to compete now?

02:04 - 02:08 Bribing umps was not enough

02:08 - 02:13 Those silly baby sharks still beat us

02:14 - 02:16 In game 7 at home

02:17 - 02:21 How more humiliating can you get

02:27 - 02:29 I did everything MLB asked me for

02:30 - 02:34 I stole a team from Canada. A team few liked.

02:34 - 02:36 For our National Capital

02:41 - 02:42 Got those fools in Miami

02:43 - 02:47 to build a new ballpark and this is how they thank me

02:48 - 02:53 Our dynasty is over

02:54 - 02:56 But they have not heard last of us

02:56 - 02:59 Oh they will hear from us again

03:00 - 03:02 Begin Operation Hot Dog

03:04 - 03:07 Don't worry, This isn't over.

03:14 - 03:16 For now we forfeit draft picks

03:19 - 03:23 Pay a heavy fine

03:25 - 03:26 That is coming from your pockets

03:31 - 03:33 Maybe next time you will listen to me

03:40 - 03:46 What a world we live in now

03:46 - 03:49 Can't even insult females