Fox's New Girl begins its third season on Tuesday night. While anxiously waiting to discover the fate of Jess and Nick's (finally) budding romance, we gathered some of Nick Miller's finest tips.

The loft's resident curmudgeon definitely knows how to get the most out of life with the least possible effort — and it usually involves alcohol.

Regardless, everyone's life would probably be a little better if they took a few cues from this beautiful weirdo.

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