SO WHAT do you do with your KTM690SMC to show your former work mates how good you are?

If you're Stuntrider Wheely-Boy you get your ass down to your local B&Q-style home depot store and do a 400m wheelie through the aisles. Of course you do, it makes perfect sense.

There's a massive B&Q near Visordown... if the CR500 fires up we're sending the work experience lad to have a go a bit later...