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Hitler is stunned at the devastating news. He cannot believe his favorite team had this practical giveaway.

Hitler reacts to Clowney trade to Seahawks

00:00 - 00:03 Our division is looking tougher than ever

00:04 - 00:05 Winning it is far from a guarantee

00:05 - 00:07 Jags and Colts are better

00:08 - 00:12 The Jags now have a champ at quarterback

00:12 - 00:15 And the Titans offense is absolutely loaded

00:17 - 00:19 We still have Clowney and Watt

00:19 - 00:21 They will wreck havoc to them like they always do

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Clowney

00:31 - 00:33 Clowney got traded to the Seahawks

00:34 - 00:36 for Martin, Mingo, and a 3rd rounder

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who is a Seahawks fan please leave the room now

01:13 - 01:15 How the hell did this happen?

01:15 - 01:17 Clowney was a centerpiece to our defensive line!

01:18 - 01:23 How could O'Brien be so stupid to throw away our chances?

01:25 - 01:28 Our secondary is also worse

01:29 - 01:31 Now any competent offense will torch us

01:31 - 01:34 every time they have the ball

01:34 - 01:37 The Seahawks got a 1st and 2nd rounder for Frank Clark

01:37 - 01:40 We got almost nothing for a better player

01:40 - 01:42 My fuhrer Clark has more sacks than Clowney

01:42 - 01:46 There's more to it than that! And it was still a horrible trade!

01:46 - 01:48 My fuhrer, we couldn't afford to pay him

01:48 - 01:52 We're still paying half his salary

01:53 - 01:54 Unbelievably dumb even then

01:56 - 01:57 We could have traded him earlier

01:57 - 02:00 Had better leverage for much better value

02:00 - 02:03 Now our defense will be nothing but smelly garbage

02:04 - 02:08 Watson will have to play his lights out for us to have any chance at all

02:08 - 02:13 We have no pass rusher whatsoever other than JJ Watt

02:14 - 02:16 And Watt is already injury prone to begin with

02:17 - 02:21 Seahawks fan will all be laughing their asses off at us, like Stalin!

02:27 - 02:29 How could O'Brien be so stupid?

02:30 - 02:34 I'm German so I know nothing about American Football

02:34 - 02:36 Even I can tell you this was outrageous

02:41 - 02:42 Complete highway robbery!

02:43 - 02:47 It's almost like we don't even have a General manager!

02:48 - 02:53 Oh wait, that actually explains it!

02:54 - 02:56 We will piss the bed in mediocracy

02:56 - 02:59 Thanks to our head coach also being our "manager"

03:00 - 03:02 We probably won't even win the division now!

03:04 - 03:07 We still have a chance with Luck's retirement

03:14 - 03:16 This is the second saddest day in my life

03:19 - 03:23 I followed American Football after what happened to Germany in the World Cup

03:25 - 03:26 Now what do I do?

03:31 - 03:33 We will lose the season and the war

03:40 - 03:46 I guess Texans fans can bandwagon Cowboys now

03:46 - 03:49 I will start rooting for the Astros