Well. 1. I’m not terrible to look at. 2. I’m can swallow my fist (there’s plenty of pics of that online). 3. I’ll try anything once. 4. When people talk to me, I usually make them laugh. 5. I hit on AWAD (anything with a dick) at M&G’s and eventually/usually someone sufficient will be down.

WILLAM

p.s. sometimes that person who was “so into me” at the club will later be in my hotel room disasterbating their flaccid cock saying “this never happens” or “maybe we can just cuddle” or “what’s Michelle Visage really like?” and then they get a lifetime membership called S.O.F.T. (Sisters Opposing Flaccid Trade) or the ancillary group L.I.M.P. (Ladies Impeded by Malfunctioning Phalli) along with their picture sent to Courtney, Alaska, Bianca, Adore and all the other girls so they can know not to waste their time on failure-to-launch faggots.