Presidential hopeful Cory Booker flirts with stripper on Twitter to convince us he’s heterosexual

Presidential hopeful Cory Booker has been busy flirting with women on social networks in the hopes that one of them would leak his Direct messages. He got his wish when a Portland stripper named LynsieLee tweeted their private messages on her Twitter timeline, probably with his permission.

@CoryBooker if you're ever POTUS I call dibs on First Lady. — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) March 10, 2013

The direct messages exchanged between Booker and Lynn in private messages are so innocent that he could have simply tweeted her on his public timeline.

If media outlets pored over their tweets hoping for something salacious, they were sorely disappointed. Of course Booker knew exactly what he was doing when he sent the tweets back in February. America already has a bisexual president. Booker is another closeted homosexual politician who is struggling to convince America that he's heterosexual.

Although, if all of this prevents me from being Cory's First Lady when he's POTUS I will seek revenge — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013

I better get so many customers at work tomorrow hahahah — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013

all of this just makes me wanna cuddle @CoryBooker... — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013

imagine the headlines if I were a prostitute "Booker Hooker" hahahaha — Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) September 26, 2013