Number 8 will leave you breathless!

1. Wink At Your Doubles Partner

Samus players love getting under their opponent’s skin. Tossing a flirtatious wink at your doubles partner is a staple intimidation tactic Samus players love to employ after crouch cancelling your neutral air.

2. Play Metroid Prime 2 On Their Phone

What Samus main doesn’t enjoy the Metroid series? Samus is the main character after all. Anyways, between the time your nair connects with their braced body and when you hit the floor, you can bet they’ll enjoy their character’s game for a bit.

3. Complain About the Matchup

Samus mains are the first to point out how hard your character wins the matchup while they crouch cancel your nair. After all, they wouldn’t be able to crouch cancel your shit if you just shined them.

4. Show you their phone wallpaper, which has Zero Suit Samus on it.

Samus mains are just like Sheik and Marth players with how obsessed they are with 2-D women, yet out of all three, Samus players get to play as their waifu AND show you pictures of her while they crouch cancel the shit out of your approach option.

5. Explain why they knew you would nair.

If you’ve ever watched Duck or Hugs86, you’d know that Samus mains are a studious bunch. They tend to know a lot about the game, like that their UpB is invincible and that of course you would try to nair them when you jumped, so they read you with their vastly superior game-sense and held down on the big grey stick.

6. Win the game.

In the end, Samus mains are tryhards. They’ll do all these things to make you think they’re stylish, but in reality, they just want to win. When you throw out that approaching nair, they’ll probably down smash at least once. When they do, you’re kinda fucked. Plain and simple. So for all you Fox mains struggling in the matchup that ESAM claims is unwinnable, watch out, because Samus players have no sympathy..

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