After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Behold... the XP Collider! With this machine, and a bit of what you might call 'hard work,' you can increase your efficiency by five hundred percent! Ugh. Can you just tell us what it does in lame-man terms? It makes stuff awesome. Give it a whirl with a simple task! I'll do the simplest! Task: Make Homer Play with his myPad (45s)

Quest reward: 100 and 10 OH MY GOD. What is this feeling? Most American car horns honk in the key of F. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume a tenth of a calorie... Reindeer like to eat bananas. Wait... reindeer like to eat BANANAS?? What is happening to me? Why do I know all these useless but super cool stuff? I feel... S-M-R-T. Smart. That is the miraculous work of the XP Collider. From now on, every time someone does something in this Springfield, everybody will get the intellectual benefit. Does that mean I can sit around and do nothing from now on and reap the benefits? Well, you still have to get up periodically and recharge the collider. Get up?! UGH, it's always something! System Message Tap on the XP Collider to recharge it once it is depleted!