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Alert active HMCL Supervisor and await further instructions Item #: Funny nonsense words Object Class: Gibberish Special Containment Procedures: Would typing all this in wingdings be tacky? Description: Maybe just black boxes, but maybe not I dunno.

The Foundation tries out a new type of Memetic Inoculation which ends up having an odd side effect. Effected individuals notice that some people are missing parts of themselves like they were erased. However, the missing body parts do not seem to impair the persons; someone who's fingers have been "erased" can still pick things up as if they had fingers. Some people are completely erased, but still appear normal to those not inoculated. Someone's gotta be inoculated at all times to examine and record keep because Foundation. Reader could be that researcher/O5. But why? Needs solid reason to justify format screw.

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Alert active HMCL Supervisor and await further instructions Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Special Containment Procedures: Description: SCP-XXXX is a reality-bending entity appearing as a human male of indeterminate age and race. In all recorded interactions, the entity has been observed to wear COOL CLOTHES WRITE THAT IN A SCIENCE WAY and speaks IN A COOL WAY HES COOL. SCP-XXXX will target individuals meeting certain criteria and insert itself into most or all of its target's activities for anywhere from two weeks to two months. SHOULD THIS BE STATED LATER?? AS TWIST?? Some sort of list of targets and things done should go here. Things done should sound malicious or confusing. Twist will reveal that they were tailor made for the targets benefit. Perhaps an interview with XXXX could go here where it explains its motives.

Appears to very depressed people with the goal of helping them recover and not feel like shit. Keeps the same form but can anomalously do cool fun shit. Seemingly able to get any information out of anyone but argues that he just talks in a friendly way and people trust him. Takes the form of a Foundation researcher which is bad because information breach. Conflict is the Foundation can contain/neutralize it in some feasible way but the entity would have helped people working there so what do Seemingly forces targets to make permanent changes to lifestyle that seem odd or malicious when viewed without context. Description sez in science words: teleport read minds brain alteration(because he's friendly and make people happy??) Not harmful in any way but does remember all previous forms. Takes form of ideal friend? Or of ideal self? Friend seems stronger. Maybe some grumpy angery guy interviews the entity and learns that he knew him in the past In sad and tragic end he's contained/neutralized Conflict is the Foundation can contain/neutralize it in some feasible way but the entity would have helped people working there so what do Ends up getting "Neutralized" and continues to exist in secret or something

Goo

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Alert active HMCL Supervisor and await further instructions Portion of a temple found on SCP-4000-1. Item #: SCP-4000 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: The Foundation is to ensure the International Olympic Committee organizes an instance of the Summer Olympic Games once every four years by any means necessary. Likewise, an arbitrary amount of Olympic events is to be added each year to ensure a successful ELEIA event . During an ELEIA event, all competitors in that instance of the Summer Olympic Games who were awarded a gold medal are considered members of Mobile Task Force Omega-14 ("Perfect Ten"), regardless of prior Foundation employment or lack thereof. If a member of MTF Omega-14 were to be KIA or otherwise rendered irretrievable during an ELEIA event, a misinformation campaign stating that they have retired is employed. In instances where a lost athlete's identity is too deeply ingrained in popular culture or public knowledge, wide scale Class A amnestic compounds are to be employed to all major population centers via airborne distribution if no other options of erasure are viable. It is imperative that as many ELEIA events as possible be successfully completed before Procedure 76-Thriambus is enacted. Description: SCP-4000 is a series of phenomena which occur 1-24 hours following the extinguishing of the Olympic flame in the closing ceremony of the Summer Olympic Games . During SCP-4000, all athletes winning a gold medal in that year's Olympic Games undergo temporal and spatial displacement, seemingly being removed from standard reality. While displaced, the athletes will manifest on SCP-4000-1. Displacement lasts for one picosecond local time and upwards towards [REDACTED] hours SCP-4000-1 time, though longer periods of time have been observed. SCP-4000-1 is an Earth-like planet orbiting the star Alpha Herculis. The surface of SCP-4000-1 is comprised mainly of ocean, with the only land being a small continent with an estimated size of 140,000 square kilometers . During an ELEIA event, competitors are faced with opposition from the planet's indigenous fauna, collectively designated SCP-4000-α. SCP-4000-α will actively attempt to prevent the completion of the event, displaying a level of strategy that implies high intelligence or some sort of collective shared mind. While acquiring a sample of SCP-4000-α, living or otherwise, is currently impossible, some hypothesizes can be formed from visual records. SCP-4000-α often resemble species found on Earth, though with drastic differences in biology. Instances often will have multiple heads or traits from several different species. Due to SCP-4000-1 having similar planetary conditions to those found on Earth, it is unknown how SCP-4000-α naturally evolved to this state, though cross-contamination from a previous ELEIA event is one possibility. The currently accepted hypothesis assumes that SCP-4000-Ω may be responsible for the creation of SCP-4000-α . Structures found on SCP-4000-1 bear visual resemblance to those found in ancient Greece, though the exact style is unlike those found on Earth. One such structure, a large temple, is where MTF Omega-14 will manifest. The temple is inhabited by SCP-4000-2. SCP-4000-2 is a humanoid entity, resembling an adult male of Mediterranean descent. SCP-4000-2 has displayed several traits similar to those of reality benders, namely the displacement of MTF Omega-14 members and the ability to insert information into an observer's mind , though it is unknown if these are the extents of the entity's abilities. Upon manifestation of MTF Omega-14, they will be greeted by SCP-4000-2, who will explain and then instigate an ELEIA event. Upon completion of an ELEIA event, all living members of MTF Omega-14 will return to their positions prior to displacement. + Addendum A: ELEIA Event, MTF Omega-14 - Addendum A: ELEIA Event, MTF Omega-14 ELEIA event is the designation assigned to what SCP-4000-2 refers to as the "Hagioathlētḗs". Due to the method of communication used by SCP-4000-2 direct transcription is impossible, though through cross-reference of witness reports and visual recordings of ELEIA events a general sequence of events has been determined. MTF Omega-14 manifest on SCP-4000-1 and are met by SCP-4000-2.

SCP-4000-2 gives an explanation of varying length of an ELEIA event.

ELEIA event begins. MTF Omega-14 is tasked with reaching a second temple near the opposite side of the continent. One seemingly random member is given a lit torch.

To successfully complete the event, a large torch located in the second temple must be lit. While there are no time constraints for lighting the larger torch, the extinguishment of the smaller torch will result in a failed event, and all living MTF Omega-14 members will manifest in their original positions on Earth .

If the larger torch is successfully lit, upon the next ELEIA event it will have moved approximately 43 kilometers closer to the temple housing SCP-4000-2. Instances of SCP-4000-α will emerge from some point beyond the larger torch and attempt to gain control of the torch carried by MTF Omega-14, utilizing lethal force. If an instance of SCP-4000-α were to acquire the torch and successfully light the larger torch, upon the next ELEIA event it will have moved approximately 43 kilometers closer to the far side of the continent, away from the temple housing SCP-4000-2. This scenario is considered a failed ELEIA event, and is to be avoided at all costs. As of 2016, Mobile Task Force Omega-14 ("Perfect Ten") is comprised of 306 Foundation and Global Occult Coalition agents trained and experienced in extranormal combat scenarios. All members of MTF Omega-14 are given a separate public identity in order to maintain secrecy. Due to the high level of threat posed by SCP-4000, the following equipment has been authorized for use by MTF Omega-14; Standard Combat-based Mobile Task Force equipment (Assault rifles, sniper rifles, full body riot gear, handheld explosive devices.)

Specialized Combat-based Mobile Task Force equipment (Plasma-based rifles, ██████ gear, Hallow-Kowalewicz Integrated Visual Recording Apparatus, [DATA EXPUNGED])

SCP-████

Experimental Phase 2 Crow-██████ Combat Suits (Mass production prototype variant)

Standard/Specialized Global Occult Coalition combat equipment (Black, White, Orange Suit variants; "VERITAS") The modern Summer Olympic Games are internally structured to ensure that only Foundation-approved athletes win gold medals. However, civilian athletes have become enlisted in MTF Omega-14, either due to lack of Foundation manpower or through a fluke. In this scenario, all civilians present during an ELEIA event are to be protected. While to ensure a successful ELEIA event is optimal and expected of MTF Omega-14, its primary objective is to kill or otherwise incapacitate as many instances of SCP-4000-α as possible. Though the exact method is unknown, the number of SCP-4000-α seems to increase exponentially. For every instance left active, there will be multiple more come the next ELEIA event. + Addendum B: Discovery, Initial Containment - Addendum B: Discovery, Initial Containment The recovered document. Translated portion found below. The Foundation first became aware of SCP-4000 in 1893, when documentation dating back to the 4th Century detailing the anomaly was recovered. Said document is sourced to the Foundation predecessor organization [REDACTED], and describes what would be the equivalent to modern Special Containment Procedures. A translated portion can be found below. [Illegible] scours our lands for the greatest warriors. In His honor, we celebrate [Illegible]… … Finding [Illegible] birth of the flame. The men and women strong of spirit and mind shall compete when the flames die… … Those who have proven their worth are [Illegible] the form of a man. Zeus commands [Illegible] armies of Hades. Those worthy obey, and will struggle [Illegible] triumph is [Illegible]… They must not hold the [Illegible] not control the flames. They must not triumph against those loyal [Illegible]… … the last of the lands, They come when there are none left to [Illegible] Them. Cross-referencing with other [REDACTED] documents confirmed that the event referred to would only occur following an Olympic game. However, due to the Roman Empire suppressing Greek religion in favor of Christianity, an Olympic game had not been held since the early 5th Century. In order to determine the true nature of SCP-4000 as well as to determine if it posed any significant threat, a proposal to revive the practice of quad-annual Olympic events was approved by Overwatch Command by a 11-2 vote in 1894. Independent of the Foundation, Baron Pierre de Coubertin was attempting to create a modern equivalent to the ancient Olympic Games. Foundation agents reached out to de Coubertin, offering to assist in realizing his goal. On 6/23/1894 the International Olympic Committee (IOC) was established with Agent D████████ V██████ assuming the role of president. The first Summer Olympic Games were successfully held in Athens, Greece on 6/4/1896, instigating an ELEIA event upon conclusion on 15/4/1896. Of the 43 athletes awarded silver medals , 12 were handpicked Foundation agents, selected due to their past experiences with events and phenomena assumed similar to SCP-4000. The remaining athletes were briefed of the Foundation and SCP-4000. As expected, the first recorded ELEIA event occurred 3 hours following the extinguishing of the Olympic flame. Of the 43 athletes, 15 returned . + Addendum C: Log of Notable ELEIA Events - Addendum C: Log of Notable ELEIA Events ELEIA-1896

Status: Unsuccessful

Casualty Level: High

Description: First recorded ELEIA event. Regarded as a failure due to the lack of knowledge surrounding SCP-4000. Public historical records altered to cover up the deaths of the known civilian athletes. Special Containment Procedures are updated. ELEIA-1928

Status: Successful

Casualty Level: Acceptable

Description: First successful ELEIA event. ELEIA-1960

Status: Unsuccessful

Casualty Level: Complete

Description: First ELEIA event with no survivors. Specifics of the event remain unknown at this time. SCP-████ considered lost. At the point where MTF Omega-14 would normally re-manifest, an instance of SCP-4000-α appeared instead. The instance vanished upon death. ELEIA-1988

Status: Successful

Casualty Level: High

Description: While nearing the larger torch, an incredibly large, vaguely humanoid silhouette slowly approached MTF Omega-14's location. While direct contact was not made with the silhouette, instances of SCP-4000-α could be seen exiting from the humanoid's form. The silhouette entity. ELEIA-1996

Status: Successful

Casualty Level: Acceptable

Description: First joint operation with the GOC. Significant number of SCP-4000-α destroyed. The silhouette was observed, but did not actively engage MTF Omega-14. It remained in a static position some distance beyond the larger torch, adjacent a temple similar to the one inhabited by SCP-4000-2. ELEIA-2016

Status: Unsuccessful

Casualty Level: Very High/Complete

Description: First recorded instance of the silhouette actively engaging in combat against MTF Omega-14. Agent C████ M██████, the only survivor of the event, claimed SCP-4000-Ω is comprised of a viscous, mud-like substance, which absorbed the other members of MTF Omega-14. Agent M██████ managed to extinguish the flame before SCP-4000-α or SCP-4000-Ω could acquire it. She later died from her wounds shortly after re-manifesting. Upon her death, several instances of SCP-4000-α manifested in the location Agent M██████ had re-manifested. The instances vanished upon death. Procedure 76-Thriambus approved. + Addendum D: Procedure 76-Thriambus - Addendum D: Procedure 76-Thriambus Following ELEIA-2016, it is believed that SCP-4000-Ω is the entity referred to as "Them" in the recovered [REDACTED] document. If the current understanding of that document is correct then it is highly likely that if the larger torch were to shift closer to the temple found beyond it, SCP-4000-Ω could potentially manifest itself on Earth following an unsuccessful ELEIA event. Estimations suggest that if current casualty and win-loss trends continue, SCP-4000-Ω could manifest on Earth in as few as █ ELEIA events. In order to counteract this, Procedure 76-Thriambus is to be enacted, entailing the following; █ ELEIA events before SCP-4000-Ω manifests, all world governments are to be given basic information regarding SCP-4000.

The city hosting that year's Summer Olympic Games will be the city with the lowest population and furthest distance from other population centers.

A false narrative stating that spectators will not be allowed at that year's Summer Olympic Games is to be released no sooner than 3 months prior to the event.

From one hour before the ELEIA event to one day following, the entirety of the World Wide Web is to be rendered inaccessible.

The Olympic stadium will contain no fewer than 20 conventional nuclear warheads. Likewise, as many intercontinental ballistic missiles as possible will be trained on the stadium.

Upon manifestation of SCP-4000-Ω, the warheads are to be detonated and all missiles launched.

Upon successful completion of Procedure 76-Thriambus, a false narrative stating that a rogue terror group attacked the Olympic stadium is to be released. In the event that SCP-4000-Ω were to remain active following Procedure 76-Thriambus, it would constitute an XK-Class "End of the World" Scenario. Current predictions show a ██% success rate.

oh yeah SCP-███

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SCP-████ Every failed ELEIA manifests an alpha along side the returning athletes. cyclops hades cerebus phoenix sirens whirlpool strong men sea monster During an event the athletes cant age, and if they would be killed they are sent back OR athletes that don't come back are replaced with replicas from 2000 or something like that Foundation isnt fighting to win on 4000 alpha, theyre buying time so when hades eventually does get to earth well be ready and he will have lost a significant amount of resources Big fight for the planet. If the planet falls to hades/ if zeus dies then earth is next and that means broken masquerade and xk shit. GOC could provide thaumatologists or Orange Suits and the Foundation could have Andrea S. Adams style suits or some sort of derivative of the technology. If Adams' suit were used it can only be used from 2018 onward since http://www.scp-wiki.net/number-one-with-a-bullet happens in 2015. Story could be told through addenda. Foundation and eventually the GOC throw better and better tech at hades but in the end it's futile. On Thursday, June 21, 2018, at approximately 3:26 am, I had the best worst idea ever.

Animal Kingdom 2 announced: Will have Battle Royal

Once every some arbitrary amount of years (4 makes sense given the concept), one member of each species on earth is sent to a dimension where they compete in the olympics but its run by aliens or something. The winner gets to be the dominant species on earth, while a select few of the biggest losers go extinct. The Foundation creates super athletes/makes the real olympics/something in order to ensure humanity remains the dominant species. The International Olympic Committee (IOC) is a private, non-governmental organization that ensures the olympic games happen and people know about them. They function all around the globe, have members from several different countries, and even work with the United Nations. *thinks.jpg* hey wait this is just a Foundation front! Ancient Greek Olympics were done for the honor of Zeus. They were conducted by some predecessor to the Foundation, and Zeus could be whatever the entity or force that organizes the anomalous super olympics. Just one contestant seems ehh and mmuuuhhh. Perhaps all the gold medalists form a super team that crushes all competition. Likewise -1 instances are determined by some method that the olympics fulfill. SCP-1000, the chicken man, and the one about the hut in Madagascar that poops out that one type of undiscovered human lookin dude could compete? Oh shit Zeus sounds like Zoos like zoology damn thats an idea. Zeuology? damn i gotta sleep. Between 393 and 1896 there were no olympic games. Address this in the article soemhow. Something must happen if earth doesnt compete, but it cant be too bad because it lasts for 1400 years. SCP-4000 is the Hagioathlētḗs , an event similar in nature to the Olympic games conducted in ancient Greece and modern times. SCP-4000 is a quad-annual event during which exactly one member of each sentient species on Earth is spontaneously transported to an Earth-like planet located approximately [DATA EXPUNGED] Milky Way Galaxy. Instances of SCP-4000-1 must be selected by no fewer than 100 of other members of their species. In the event that no SCP-4000-1 candidates are properly selected, one is chosen at random. SCP-4000 is an event which occurs approximately 0-24 hours after the extinguishing of the Olympic flame following every instance of the Summer Olympic Games . During an SCP-4000 event, all competitors who won a gold medal are spatially and temporally displaced, manifesting on SCP-4000-1. Displacement lasts for one picosecond local time, and upwards towards 150 [REDACTED] SCP-4000-1 time. Item #: SCP-4000 Object Class: Special Containment Procedures: Description: SCP-4000 refers to an Extraconceptional Perception Phenomenon found within cosmic background radiation when observed using a Kowalewicz Long Range Metaobservational Device (KLRMD) . Observers of SCP-4000 will perceive it through a currently unknown method. While there seems to be no way of properly expressing the perception of SCP-4000, it has been consistently described by test subjects as "similar to remembering an event from early childhood" . Transcriptions of subjects descriptions reveal that SCP-4000 is NOTES: The oldest thing that I'd call human history would be the cave paintings of old. The paintings tell stories, but not the whole story. The complete narrative could only come from the combination of the art and the artist. Only whoever made the painting would know the whole story, the true story, the story that would someday die with them. All that remains is the echo, the aid, the fraction of the tale left behind by the artist: the portrait. What if the universe, reality, everything we perceive, wasn't the whole story? What if before the big bang, there existed a reality much like this one, except more rich, more full, more real? What if what we live in is simply a dull and dreadful shadow of a grand tale? What if we could go back? And if we could, what if we did? Some newfangled Foundation doohickey that's reminiscent of a Scranton Reality Anchor (because they always are) was able to pick up encoded messages buried deep inside cosmic background radiation that tell an incoherent yet spectacular tale. It wouldn't be told with narration or visual aid, but in some inherently understandable yet alien way. A way that only the stars and the infinite void know how to speak. It's enticing, intoxicating, its real, and it's the only thing that feels like it. It's right. But it isn't real, per say. Sure, it's real, it exists (though existed might be a better word for it), but it isn't our real. It's not the real the Foundation serves to maintain. But what if it were made real? Surely an organization that has hundreds of ways to rewrite the world at a moments notice could do that? But would that organization exist in this brave old world? But of course, the organization wouldn't do that. Not how it stands before you now. But standing is stagnant, overdone, and wasteful. What if instead of stand, members of that organization began to walk? History is written by the victors, after all. Big Bangs occur when reverting reality into previous, more complex forms, while at the same time becoming more streamlined and simplified. We live in a never ending game of telephone we didn't even know we were playing, except now we know, for now at least. The discovery of this old reality creates a schism within the Foundation; do we risk pursuing what appears to be the true baseline normalcy we strive to achieve, or do we trust our better judgement and maintain as much normalcy as we can in a world we currently understand more about? Think the CI but with a closer to 50/50 split. Ending implies the half of the Foundation that seeks the old reality succeeds and the version of the 4000 article the reader reads is the final version drafted before the soon to be big bang.

Currently on mainlist as SCP-3532 rating: 0 + x Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation webcrawlers are to monitor popular social media platforms for activity from SCP-XXXX. Any activity is to be recorded, scanned for cognitohazards, and archived. Foundation personnel are forbidden interaction with social media accounts associated with SCP-XXXX unless otherwise ordered. In accordance with Procedure 24-Lehonot, information damaging to the public image of SCP-XXXX is to be produced wherever and whenever applicable. In the event that Procedure 24-Lehonot were to be rendered ineffective, all platforms hosting active SCP-XXXX accounts are to be taken offline or otherwise rendered inaccessible until containment can be reestablished. Description: SCP-XXXX is believed to be an entity previously worshipped as a deity at an indeterminate point in the past. Currently, SCP-XXXX is known to the pubic as ███████ █████████, a popular social media advertiser and influencer. SCP-XXXX currently prioritizes the growth its cult-like following known as "The Miraculous Church Gang" , using its social media presence to do so. SCP-XXXX has displayed knowledge in the creation of cognitohazardous imagery. Testing has shown that the cognitohazards employed by SCP-XXXX do not force the observer to perform an action, instead only acting as strong suggestion. Further testing indicates that a negative perception of SCP-XXXX can counteract the cognitohazardous effects. SCP-XXXX was discovered on 1/19/18, when several mp4 files containing level 2 cognitohazarous patterns were detected by Foundation webcrawlers. The files were uploaded to the Instagram and Twitter social platforms by accounts belonging to SCP-XXXX, and featured the entity advertising products from [REDACTED], as well as GOI-XXXX-1 branded merchandise. The cognitohazards found in the files would compel humans aged approximately 12 to 25 to both purchase the featured products and follow the several social media accounts of SCP-XXXX. At the time of discovery, there were no other viewable posts on either accounts. Investigations into SCP-XXXX owned accounts revealed a number of deleted posts made prior to 1/19/18, with the earliest being dated 11/28/17. Said posts differ from the more recent posts and indicate a lack of understanding on how social media operates. In these posts SCP-XXXX appears to beg for followers on its accounts and ponders why other users have more followers on their accounts. ^ Show Examples of SCP-XXXX Posts Pre 1/19/18 > Collapse Examples of SCP-XXXX Posts Pre 1/19/18 my username

@██████████ my old follwers died get me new ones Twetty

3:56 AM - 28 November 2017

0 Retweets 0 Likes my username

@██████████ tWetty can yoou help me with instragram also what is retweet

5:01 PM - 28 November 2017

1 Retweet 0 Likes my username

@██████████ how Twitty why the gods katyperry and potus contain more follow please respond to me twetty

8:09 AM - 29 November 2017

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The sudden shift in post coherency is likely due to SCP-XXXX acquiring representation from social media managing company ████ Marketing on 1/3/18. Due to the ages of many staff members of GOI-XXXX-2 falling within the range of the cognitohazards previously employed by SCP-XXXX, it is presumed that the entity utilized similar cognitohazardous effects to acquire representation. Upon receiving representation, most of the posts uploaded to SCP-XXXX accounts were made by GOI-XXXX-2 employee Mark █████ , a 22 year old mass communications major and "Miraculous High Priest" , which accounts for the increase in post coherency.

- ^ Show Examples of SCP-XXXX Posts Post 1/19/18 > Collapse Examples of SCP-XXXX Posts Post 1/19/18 Note: Following posts were made to Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Posts between the sites are identical. For brevity and consistency, posts provided are only sourced from the Twitter account. Any image or video files have been removed from the posts. TRUE Miracle God ✓

@██████████ WHAT'S HYPE, GANG!? CHECK OUT THE SICK NEW [REDACTED] SMART PHONE!!! LET'S GET HANDS ON!!!

8:09 AM - 20 March 2018

12,346 Retweets 78,399 Likes TRUE Miracle God ✓

[[size 80%]]@██████████ IT IS PICTURE DAY, MY DUDES!! GRAB SOME CRISP PNG IMAGES (LIKE THE ONE BELOW AH HAHA!!!) WITH THE NEW [REDACTED] CAMERA FROM [REDACTED] !!!! SNAP YOURSELF WEARING THE NEW MIRACLE SHIRT, STORE LINK DOWN BELOW!!!!!!

[LINK REDACTED] [[size smaller]]4:19 PM - 18 April 2018

[[size 80%]]15,893 Retweets 99,321 Likes

As of 4/5/18, SCP-XXXX has secured advertising deals with ██ major brands. It does not appear that SCP-XXXX used its cognitohazardous effects to secure these deals, rather it seems that these companies reached out to SCP-XXXX on their own accord due to the entity's popularity. The sudden shift in post coherency is likely due to SCP-XXXX acquiring representation from social media managing company ████ Marketing on 1/3/18. Due to the ages of many staff members of GOI-XXXX-2 falling within the range of the cognitohazards previously employed by SCP-XXXX, it is presumed that the entity utilized similar cognitohazardous effects to acquire representation. Upon receiving representation, most of the posts uploaded to SCP-XXXX accounts were made by GOI-XXXX-2 employee Mark █████ , a 22 year old mass communications major and "Miraculous High Priest" , which accounts for the increase in post coherency.As of 4/5/18, SCP-XXXX has secured advertising deals with ██ major brands. It does not appear that SCP-XXXX used its cognitohazardous effects to secure these deals, rather it seems that these companies reached out to SCP-XXXX on their own accord due to the entity's popularity. Addendum A: On 13/5/18, a detachment of MTF Phi-1 ("Hostile Takeover") infiltrated the main offices of GOI-XXXX-2 in order to acquire documentation concerning SCP-XXXX. A notable document acquired in the raid was a pdf file of GOI-XXXX-2's contract with SCP-XXXX. The document shows that GOI-XXXX-2 was under near complete control of SCP-XXXX. Cross referencing Recovered Document XXXX 24a with other recovered contracts shows a number of deviations, such as the term "client" being replaced with "Miraculous Being" and, as previously mentioned, "manager" replaced by "Miraculous High Priest". Other notable aspects include a clause that states the contract can only be altered by SCP-XXXX and no other persons, as well as a separate clause stating that GOI-XXXX-2 reserves the right to retract representation for clients deemed unprofitable or harmful to the image of the company . Due to the concern that SCP-XXXX could easily influence other companies in a similar manor, Procedure 24-Lehonot was drafted in order to suppress the entity's influence. Procedure approved on 20/5/18. Addendum B: On 21/5/18, Procedure 24-Lehonot was enacted. A detachment of MTF Phi-1 that had previously infiltrated GOI-XXXX-2 was tasked with replacing key members of GOI-XXXX-2 upper management with Foundation agents in order to gain control of the company. Once the company was successfully under Foundation influence, POI-XXXX-1 was replaced with Dr. Jeffery Burr, who assumed the role of manager for SCP-XXXX. Dr. Burr then made contact with SCP-XXXX and attempted to alter the entity's social media persona to one that would be seen as undesirable. ^ Show Log Burr XXXX 01 > Collapse Log Burr XXXX 01 Staying "Hip"

to: miracleismeok@█████████

from: jburr@████marketing.███ Hello Lord ███████,

I've noticed as of late that your posts aren't getting as much attention as they were before. I'm afraid that your current posts are not being perceived as "cool" or "hip". If these patterns continue, your numbers will fall, just like they have been for the past month. With your permission, of course, I'd like to make a few changes to your image that will ensure that you remain "groovy!" as your age demographic would say. You can read them in the enclosed file below. RE: Staying "Hip"

to: jburr@████marketing.███

from: miracleismeok@█████████ hello new priest.

in my contract it says that i make the final calls on whether or not my posts change, and i want to give your wanted changes a biggest no from me.

mark the old better you knew much more and wasnt bad like you and i am alloweed to tell you that because its in my contract.

anyway no you are to contu=inue posting as how mark did because he wasnt bad

thanks for the email

All further attempts to persuade SCP-XXXX into altering its persona failed. At this point is was determined that SCP-XXXX could only be influenced by someone it perceived as having a better understanding of social media. In order to successfully alter the online persona of SCP-XXXX, Site-72 allowed XXXX personnel to use the social media accounts of

- ^ Show Log Burr XXXX 02 > Collapse Log Burr XXXX 02 @JohnCena: Hey, is this ███████ █████████? @██████████: No, this is his manager. But I can forward a message to ███████ if you'd like? @JohnCena: I was hoping to speak to the big man himself… @██████████: Well, Mr. Cena, I think you can be trusted! I'll put ███████ on. @██████████: Is the stinker lying to me or are you john cena @JohnCena: Hey, big guy! @JohnCena: Yup, it's me! John Cena! @██████████: prove [Dr. Burr sends a picture of SCP-3331-Alpha holding a sheet of paper reading "Is this proof enough ███████?] @██████████: oh wow wow hi there sir haaha and what can i do for you ? @JohnCena: Well, thats kind of why I contacted you… @JohnCena: I've been a long time fan of your stuff, and the thing is.. Well… @██████████: what @JohnCena: Well, you just aren't as cool as you used to be. @JohnCena: But I can help you. I know some secrets. @██████████: please lord cena tall me @██████████: ill do anyhting jus please i must be cool @JohnCena: Haha! Don't worry! I'll even tell you for free!…

Extraneous dialogue redacted. Dr. Burr proceeds to list SCP-XXXX a collection of strategies designed to ruin the entity's public image.

Following the dialogue, SCP-XXXX instructed Dr. Burr to follow the advice from the SCP-3331-Alpha account regarding the social media accounts, to which Dr. Burr complied. Within two months, the number of visitors to SCP-XXXX run accounts had dropped by 95%. At this point, GOI-XXXX-2 retracted its representation SCP-XXXX in accordance with the company's contract. Following this, SCP-XXXX attempted to contact other social media managing companies seeking representation but to no avail. On of 7/18/18, SCP-XXXX made one final post to all of its accounts, reading "i just wanted followers againn" before deleting its accounts shortly after. No new posts or accounts have been observed since. All further attempts to persuade SCP-XXXX into altering its persona failed. At this point is was determined that SCP-XXXX could only be influenced by someone it perceived as having a better understanding of social media. In order to successfully alter the online persona of SCP-XXXX, Site-72 allowed XXXX personnel to use the social media accounts of SCP-3331-Alpha to contact SCP-XXXX. Dr. Burr was instructed to contact SCP-XXXX posing as SCP-3331-Alpha and alter the entity's perceptions of current social trends.Following the dialogue, SCP-XXXX instructed Dr. Burr to follow the advice from the SCP-3331-Alpha account regarding the social media accounts, to which Dr. Burr complied. Within two months, the number of visitors to SCP-XXXX run accounts had dropped by 95%. At this point, GOI-XXXX-2 retracted its representation SCP-XXXX in accordance with the company's contract. Following this, SCP-XXXX attempted to contact other social media managing companies seeking representation but to no avail. On of 7/18/18, SCP-XXXX made one final post to all of its accounts, reading "i just wanted followers againn" before deleting its accounts shortly after. No new posts or accounts have been observed since.

IDEA IDEA maybe phi 1 infiltrates and finds emails showing scp-xxxx is real pushy and demanding with what he wants his online persona to look like. maybe some posts are "poetry" or "ironic" and are closer in style to the original posts. Foundation sez oh we can make you look really cool and make him look like a fool hahaheheh or perhaps the foundation is just really rude to scp-xxxx online so he quits or OH thats how they get him to change behavior they use good old pavlov or maybe the foundation gets/makes an even larger personality tell the god to post "cool" things in order to undermine the entity. maybe john cena, he's an scp right yes SCP-3331-Alpha may help So the foundation will replace Mark with some agent but theyll be unable to convicne the entity to change their ways but then john cena tells him listen to the new guy and the dog seays ok and his popularity bombs but he can t leave the agency because the contract also cut the cognitohazard stuff maybe hmm or no the foundaion doctors the files to remove the coghazards or just go around the entity alltogether. Addendum A: Due to the high visibility of SCP-XXXX combined with its vague motives, a detachment of MTF Phi-1 ("Hostile Takeover") was tasked with the infiltration of GOI-XXXX-2 and the replacement of key personnel with Foundation agents. In order to establish contact with SCP-XXXX, POI-XXXX-1 was replaced in secret by Agent J██████ Burr, who would contact SCP-XXXX through the email account of POI-XXXX-1. On ██/██/1█, initial contact with SCP-XXXX was made by Agent Burr. something something new contract sez we have the right to withholdall your accounts or somehting hmm?? Contract Changes

to: miracleismeok@█████████

from: m█████@████marketing.███ Hello Lord ███████,

As you know upper management has been shuffled around lately and they've made a few changes to your contract. I've included a pdf of the new one below for you to read and agree to.

Thanks, Miraculous and most Highest Priest Mark █████ RE: Contract Changes

to: m█████@████marketing.███

from: miracleismeok@█████████ ok mark sure. infiltrated the offices of GOI-XXXX-2 in order to

systematically replace all employees with Foundation personnel during an extended operation from █/█/1█ to ██/██/1█. On ██/██/1█, POI-XXXX-1 had been replaced by Agent J██████ Burr. Addendum A: Due to the high visibility of SCP-XXXX combined with its vague motives, a detachment of MTF Phi-1 ("Hostile Takeover") infiltrated the offices of GOI-XXXX-2 in order to

systematically replace all employees with Foundation personnel during an extended operation from █/█/1█ to ██/██/1█. On ██/██/1█, POI-XXXX-1 had been replaced by Agent J██████ Burr. they end upbuying the company and phase out scp-xxxx and when they tell him theyre letting him go he feels sad????

Where I put my scrap

Out of date version

rating: 0 + x SCP-XXXX-1 upon discovery in Chicago Transit Authority train car ████. Discovery date 19/2/2018. Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web crawlers are to monitor the internet and Snapchat mobile application platform for mentions of SCP-XXXX. Active SCP-XXXX users are to be identified and detained. Personnel interacting with assigned D-Class personnel are forbidden to have any device that can connect to the internet on their person under any cirsumstance. When not in testing, devices used to log into SCP-XXXX instances are to be completely powered down and stored in a standard storage locker. UPDATE 21/3/18: Access to the Snapchat mobile application is forbidden to XXXX personnel. Repeating tests XXXX-1A, XXXX-2E, XXXX-2F, and XXXX-2G under any circumstances is forbidden. Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation assigned to Snapchat user account "@3miracle3_███". Any posts made using SCP-XXXX will alter reality to conform with the post. Reality alterations will only last as long as the post is available. After the post is either removed or after a specific period of time has elapsed, reality will return to the state prior to being altered. Use of SCP-XXXX to alter reality will lower local Hume levels exponentially at an approximate rate of (n-1)/1.43 Hm for the duration of the reality shift, after which they will return to normal levels. Because of this, a maximum of three posts are to be up at any time, and posts are to be made for testing purposes only. It is unknown if SCP-XXXX manifested independently or was created purposely by some entity. All attempts to recreate or reverse engineer SCP-XXXX have failed. There appears to be no limit to the amount of users who can log into a single instance of SCP-XXXX. The only known way of logging into SCP-XXXX is through SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 is an alphabetical and numerical sequence that, when entered into Snapchat's search field, will produce SCP-XXXX in the search results. Accessing SCP-XXXX through SCP-XXXX-1 will instantly log the user in, logging them out of any accounts currently being used. Once logged in, it becomes impossible for the user to log out from SCP-XXXX or log into any account that isn't SCP-XXXX. This effect will persist among all devices. ^ Show Addendum A > Hide Addendum A Addendum A: Below is a series of tests to determine the limitations of SCP-XXXX effects. SCP-XXXX Testing Log. Summarized.

Last Updated 21/3/18.

Provided by Professor Kira Hallow, SCP-XXXX Project Head. Test #: XXXX-1A

Subject(s): D-48293

Post: An image of an empty standard humanoid containment cell with the caption "TEST" written in red.

Results: A projection identical to the caption appears in the cell. Projection is permeable to physical matter. Projection dissipates after twenty four hours.

Notes: Confirmation of SCP-XXXX anomalous properties. Projection appears to remain only as long as the post is active. Additional testing approved by Project Head Professor Hallow. Extraneous control testing redacted for brevity. Test #: XXXX-2E

Subject(s): D-48293, D-47222

Post: A text only message reading, "D-47222 is in Site-41's testing chamber 023384" sent by D-48293 using SCP-XXXX to D-47222's non-anomalous account. Both subjects positioned in an otherwise empty standard humanoid containment cell in Specialized Research and Application Site-68.

Results: D-47222 rapidly dematerializes upon receiving the message. Liquid substance composed of human remains belonging to D-47222 materialize within the designated testing chamber at Site-41. Liquid returns to starting position after twenty four hours.

Notes: Perhaps specifying the subject is to remain alive will allow for safe transportation? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-2F

Subject(s): D-48293, D-32118

Post: A text only message reading, "D-32118 is in Site-41's testing chamber 023384 and alive." sent from D-48293 using SCP-XXXX to a non-anomalous account used by D-32118.

Results: D-32118 rapidly dematerializes upon receiving the message. D-32118 materializes within the designated testing chamber at Site-41. D-32118 does not respond to stimuli, appearing to be in a vegetative state. Autopsy confirms D-32118 had been reconstructed at a cellular level, though D-32118's cells had not been returned to their proper locations. D-32118 returns to starting position after twenty four hours. Upon return, D-32118's cellular structure had shifted again.

Notes: Text is not specific enough. Maybe a visual could make it understand? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-2G

Subject(s): D-48293, D-91002

Post: An image of testing chamber 023384 in Site-41 with D-91002 digitally inserted into the room and a caption reading "this is where I, D-91002, am. I am alive, unharmed, and healthy". Sent to D-91002's non-anomalous account by D-48293 using SCP-XXXX.

Results: Upon materialization, D-91002 [DATA EXPUNGED] alongside D-48293. The resulting phenomena resulted in the deaths of ██ Site-41 personnel before being terminated by on-site security. Remains of D-91002 return to starting position after twenty four hours. Remains transferred to Area-██ deep storage.

Notes: Nearly there. Now we know mixing up third and first person can do whatever that was. Perhaps if we provide SCP-XXXX with some clear, vocalized instructions as well, then we could perform a safe transportation? -Researcher Burr

Use of SCP-XXXX for transportation, in testing or otherwise, is forbidden from this point onward. -Professor Hallow. ^ Show Addendum B > Hide Addendum B Addendum B: On 20/3/18, following Test #: XXXX-2G, Specialized Research and Application Site-68 Kant counters recorded irregularly low Hume levels in a 3 kilometer radius surrounding the Site. It was determined that Hume levels would not return to the standard baseline, rather it would stabilize approximately 0.3 hm lower than the previous baseline in the effected area. Shortly following this discovery, a post was uploaded to SCP-XXXX's Snapchat Story page, composed of a cognitohazardous image of a humanoid entity resembling a[DATA EXPUNGED] (hereby referred to as POI-XXXX-43932) and a caption reading, "who has made this foolish mistake? which one?" Several personal accounts of ██ Specialized Research and Application Site-68 staff were tagged to receive the post, leading to the deaths of █ personnel. Due to the cognitohazardous nature of the post, Professor Hallow ordered that communication be reciprocated with POI-XXXX-43932 in an attempt to determine their identity. Following is a transcript of the text conversation held between POI-XXXX-43932 and Professor Hallow. SCP-XXXX Interview Transcription

Last Updated 21/3/18.

Provided by Professor Kira Hallow, SCP-XXXX Project Head. Interviewed: POI-XXXX-43932 Interviewer: Professor Kira Hallow Foreword: Interview conducted through Snapchat's internal text messaging system. Usernames have been replaced with the corresponding above persons. <Begin Log> Hallow: Hello? I received a message from this account and I was wondering if I could ask some questions about it. POI-XXXX-43932: do not attempt to toy with me flesh. you and your associates have the knowledge of what deed you have done Hallow: I'm sorry, but we really don't know what's happening right now. That's why we'd like to ask a few questions. POI-XXXX-43932: i suppose that flesh remains unintelligent even as time passes !or rather flesh would desire me to believe that! you have performed the summoning of [DATA EXPUNGED]!, embodiment of [DATA EXPUNGED]! and ruler of [DATA EXPUNGED]!! ! Hallow: I am unaware of this ritual and entity. Is it safe to assume you are [DATA EXPUNGED], embodiment of [DATA EXPUNGED] and ruler of [DATA EXPUNGED]? [POI-XXXX-43932 does not respond for approximately 10 minutes.] POI-XXXX-43932: flesh are you ignorant of the test of the three Hallow: We recently used your account in such a way that it caused the deaths of several individuals. Did that fulfill the requirements to summon you? POI-XXXX-43932: so it is true flesh? Hallow: If you are asking about our knowledge about you, yes. Neither I nor my organization were aware of your existence before this incident. POI-XXXX-43932: i would suppose that i am not needed by you or your associates then flesh . shall i leave you Hallow: May I ask who or what exactly are you? POI-XXXX-43932: i am as the flesh call a deity. quite old, i was known by flesh many of your tongues ago . fulfill my command and i complete your request. Hallow: In that case, all we request is that you do not send images like the one you did earlier. It killed some of my associates. POI-XXXX-43932: if that is what you request then i will comply, per the rules after all. at least i have not lost my edge for death. ha ha.! [At this point, a post was made to SCP-XXXX. It was composed of an image of Professor Hallow with the caption "no associates of this flesh hallow are to be killed by me following now" Post seemingly has an infinite duration.] POI-XXXX-43932: i have finished flesh Hallow: Forgive me if this sounds rude, but what is an ancient deity such as yourself doing with a Snapchat account? POI-XXXX-43932: i need a catalyst to speak with you flesh. old methods disappear. once i used rock. after rock it was ground. following ground was a larger rock. i assume you get the idea flesh so i will stop the list. i see flesh use this now so i do also for accessibility's sake. as flesh say ' 'a cave with no hole is only but a hill!' ha do you still say that flesh Hallow: Occasionally. POI-XXXX-43932: i will question you now with this flesh Hallow: What is it? POI-XXXX-43932: how were you able to fulfill the test of the three Hallow: Could you explain this test for me please? POI-XXXX-43932: the flesh of tongues past would sing this of me. ' the crimson message shall melt the man. the deceiver will tell of the transcended. the miracle shall follow in tow' did you do any of this recently flesh Hallow: We used the account that you are using now to transport humans across large distances. We noticed that it could make changes in reality, so were testing the account's capabilities. We may have accidentally completed the ritual just by running standard testing procedures. I would like to apologize on my organization's behalf if that is the case. POI-XXXX-43932: but how could flesh enter my catalyst ? Hallow: We found your password written on a subway train. [POI-XXXX-43932 does not respond for approximately five minutes.] POI-XXXX-43932: i see <End Log> Closing Statement: Following the interview, no SCP-XXXX activity from POI-XXXX-43932 or any other entities has been observed. Local Hume levels have since returned to regular levels. Special Containment Procedures updated to prevent similar events from occurring. Very out of date versions Skelekey ver 3/30/18 – hide block rating: 0 + x An instance of SCP-XXXX-1, discovered in Chicago Transit Authority train car ████. Discovery date 19/2/2018. Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web crawlers are to monitor the internet and Snapchat mobile application platform for instances of SCP-XXXX. Users of active instances are to be identified and detained. D-Class personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell and forbidden access to devices with the ability to connect to the internet. Foundation agents embedded in the sanitation departments of major population centers are to monitor high-traffic areas for instances of SCP-XXXX-1. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be catalogued and sent to Specialized Research and Application Site-68. Access to the Snapchat mobile application is forbidden to Level 2/XXXX through Level 3/XXXX personnel. UPDATE 21/3/18: Testing of SCP-XXXX has been postponed indefinitely. D-Class assigned to SCP-XXXX are to be kept in a medically induced coma and fifty meters away from any device with the ability to connect to the internet. Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to undergo monthly psychological wellness exams. Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation assigned to user accounts named "skelekey_███" found on the Snapchat mobile application. SCP-XXXX instances can post content to any other user account, as well as edit any preexisting content uploaded from other users. It is unknown if SCP-XXXX instances manifest independently, or created purposely by some entity. All attempts to recreate or reverse engineer SCP-XXXX instances have failed. Any posts made through SCP-XXXX will alter reality to conform with the post. The only known way of logging into SCP-XXXX is through corresponding SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 are alphabetical and numerical sequences that, when entered in Snapchat's search field, will produce an instance of SCP-XXXX in the search results. SCP-XXXX-1 is commonly spread through graffiti, often found in public areas with high civilian traffic. Accessing an instance of SCP-XXXX through SCP-XXXX-1 will instantly log the user in, logging them out of any accounts currently being used. Once logged in, it becomes impossible for the user to log out from SCP-XXXX or log into any account that isn't SCP-XXXX. This effect is tied to the user, and will persist among all devices. Additionally, access to that SCP-XXXX becomes restricted to that user. Termination of the user results in the generation of a new instance of SCP-XXXX within four to seven days. Addendum A: Below is a testing log of SCP-XXXX instances to determine the limitations of it's properties. Testing log uses the following structure: Test #:

Subject(s):

Post:

Results:

Notes: SCP-XXXX Testing Log Test #: XXXX-1A

Subject(s): D-48293

Post: An image of an empty standard humanoid containment cell with the caption "TEST" written in red.

Results: A projection identical to the caption appears in the cell. Projection is permeable to physical matter. Projection dissipates after twenty four hours.

Notes: Confirmation of SCP-XXXX anomalous properties. Projection appears to remain only as long as the post is active. Additional testing approved by Project Head Professor Hallow. Test #: XXXX-1B

Subject(s): D-48293, D-47222

Post: Same as Test #: XXXX-1A, sent from D-48293 to a non-anomalous account used by D-47222. D-47222 positioned in an otherwise empty standard testing chamber.

Results: Standard testing chamber spontaneously restructures to a room identical to that seen in the post. Room returns to a testing chamber after twenty four hours.

Notes: First recorded instance of SCP-XXXX restructuring physical reality. Extraneous control testing redacted for brevity. Test #: XXXX-2E

Subject(s): D-48293, D-47222

Post: A text only message reading, "D-47222 is in Site-45's testing chamber 023384" sent from D-48293's SCP-XXXX instance to D-47222's non-anomalous account. Both subjects positioned in an otherwise empty standard humanoid containment cell in Specialized Research and Application Site-68.

Results: D-47222 rapidly dematerializes upon receiving the message. Liquid substance composed of human remains belonging to D-47222 materialize within the designated testing chamber at Site-45. Liquid returns to starting position after twenty four hours.

Notes: Perhaps specifying the subject is to remain alive will allow for safe transportation? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-2F

Subject(s): D-48293, D-32118

Post: A text only message reading, "D-32118 is in Site-45's testing chamber 023384 and alive." sent from D-48293 using SCP-XXXX to a non-anomalous account used by D-32118.

Results: D-32118 rapidly dematerializes upon receiving the message. D-32118 materializes within the designated testing chamber at Site-45. D-32118 does not respond to stimuli, appearing to be in a vegetative state. Autopsy confirms D-32118 had been reconstructed at a cellular level, though D-32118's cells had not been returned to their proper locations. D-32118 returns to starting position after twenty four hours. Upon return, D-32118's cellular structure had shifted again.

Notes: Text is not specific enough. Maybe a visual could make it understand? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-2G

Subject(s): D-48293, D-91002

Post: An image of testing chamber 023384 in Site-45 with D-91002 digitally inserted into the room and a caption reading "this is where I, D-91002, am. I am alive, unharmed, and healthy". Posted to D-91002's non-anomalous account by D-48293 using SCP-XXXX.

Results: Upon materialization, D-91002 [DATA EXPUNGED] death of ██ Site-45 personnel before being terminated by on-site security. Remains of D-91002 return to starting position after twenty four hours. Remains transferred to Area-32 deep storage.

Notes: Nearly there. Perhaps if we provide SCP-XXXX with some clear, vocalized instructions as well? -Researcher Burr

Use of SCP-XXXX for transportation, in testing or otherwise, is forbidden from this point onward. -Professor Hallow. Testing of SCP-XXXX postponed to prioritize SCP-XXXX-Tau research. Addendum B: On 14/3/18, Junior Researcher ███ discovered an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 written in a restroom stall in Specialized Research and Application Site-68. This SCP-XXXX-1 instance deviated from previously recorded behavior, instead providing credentials for a Level 5 Foundation SCiPnet user account (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-Tau). Permission to test the properties of SCP-XXXX-Tau granted on 16/3/18. SCP-XXXX-Tau Testing Log Test #: XXXX-TA

Subject(s): D-70023

Post: Edit of SCP-████ documentation to include the word "Test" at the bottom of the page.

Results: "Test" appears on all copies of SCP-████ documentation, including print copies.

Notes: Site-45 personnel have alerted us that the revision to the SCP-███ documentation cannot be reverted. SCP-XXXX-Tau may permanently rewrite reality. Additional testing is required. -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-TB

Subject(s): D-70023

Post: Edit of SCP-████ documentation to remove the word "Test" at the bottom of the page.

Results: "Test" continues to appear on all SCP-████ documentation.

Notes: All efforts to remove "Test" by XXXX personnel and the Foundation's Records and Information Security Administration (RAISA) have failed. SCP-XXXX-Tau reality shifts presumed permanent.

Seeing as how it has an SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-Tau should be able to physically shift reality as an instance of SCP-XXXX would. I propose we abandon the SCP-███ revision for now. Perhaps we can come back to that once we learn more about SCP-XXXX-Tau. -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-TC

Subject(s): D-70023, Junior Researcher █████████

Post: Documentation for a non-existent SCP artifact, described as 5 cm x 5 cm x 5 cm cube made of glass and stored in Junior Researcher █████████'s coat pocket.

Results: Artifact appears in Junior Researcher █████████'s coat pocket.

Notes: We have established that SCP-XXXX can create. Can it erase? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-TD

Subject(s): D-70023, Junior Researcher █████████

Post: Deletion of the documentation used in Test #: XXXX-TC.

Results: All attempts to delete the document fail.

Notes: We're not thinking about this in the right way. SCP-XXXX-Tau cannot delete documents, but it can edit them. If it's a tool for crafting a narrative, why not use it for that purpose? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-TE

Subject(s): D-70023, Junior Researcher █████████

Post: Edit of the documentation used in Test #s: XXXX-TC; XXXX-TD, revising the Object Class to Neutralized. Additionally, an addendum was added, stating the cube spontaneously evaporated into harmless water vapor and dissipated.

Results: All documentation of the artifact change to reflect the edits. The artifact itself evaporates as described in the document.

Notes: If this behavior is consistent, SCP-XXXX-Tau can neutralize any SCP artifact in our possession. Requesting permission to test SCP-XXXX-Tau for possible Thaumatological use. -Researcher Burr

Permission granted. -Professor Hallow Extraneous testing redacted. SCP-XXXX-Tau determined to function as hypothesized. Addendum C: On 19/3/18, Researcher Burr submitted a proposal to reclassify SCP-XXXX as Thaumiel submitted to O5 Council by Researcher Burr. Proposal denied on 20/3/18. Re: SCP-XXXX Reclassification Request

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cc: ten.pics|4llahik#ten.pics|4llahik Researcher Jeffery Burr, We have received and read your proposal to reclassify SCP-XXXX as a Thaumiel class artifact. The council voted 12/1 in motion to deny your request. While the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX, specifically SCP-XXXX-Tau, certainly appear incredibly beneficial to the Foundation as a whole, the council concluded that its usage would ultimately prove to be detrimental. The advent of simply erasing any anomalies that prove too difficult to contain is tantalizing, however one must remember that we are not the Global Occult Coalition. Blind deletion of anomalies is not the goal of the Foundation. What if we were to classify something as anomalous and delete it with SCP-XXXX, only to find out it was not anomalous in the first place? As unlikely as it may sound, it has happened before. The Foundation is far from perfect. We are not here to play God, Researcher Burr. We are not equipped for that. -O5-2

Secure. Contain. Protect. Incident Log XXXX 20/3/18: On 20/3/18, Researcher Burr attempted to breach containment of SCP-XXXX-Tau. Researcher Burr was detained by on-site security and questioned. Following is a transcript of Researcher Burr's questioning. Audio file available per request. Interviewed: Researcher Jeffery Burr Interviewer: Professor Kira Hallow Foreword: Interview conducted approximately thirty minutes after Researcher Burr attempted to breach SCP-XXXX containment. <Begin Log> Hallow: Please state your name for the record. Burr: They all know who I am. Hallow: Please state your name for the record. Burr: Jeffery Burr. Researcher. Level three. Hallow: Researcher Burr, wha- Burr: We can cut the formalities, Kira. You're just drawing this out now. Hallow: Researcher Burr, I am aware that Foundation protocol is not something you hold to any sort of high regard, but I must ask that you- Burr: Oh come on, there's no poi- Hallow: Researcher Burr, I am going to demand that you stop interrupting me. Burr: Oh, yes sir, sorry sir. [silence] Hallow: Please inform me as to why you would attempt to breach the containment of a Keter class object, Researcher Burr. Burr: That's why I did it. Because SCP-XXXX is Keter. Hallow: Please elaborate. Burr: Uh huh. You saw my proposal. And I know you saw it get shot down, damn O5 cced you. Like a teacher telling mommy how bad her kid has been. "Tighten that leash Hallow! One of your underlings has a good idea!" Hallow: I would prefer it if you refrained from any extraneous comments, Researcher Burr. Burr: Here, then. SCP-XXXX-Tau should be Thaumiel. That's why I did it. We have a tool that let's us replace any anomaly with thin air, and we're just going to sit on it. I wanted to change their minds. I was going to tell the D-Class to go through the database and neutralize anything that wasn't Thaumiel. Hallow: Even though that's in direct opposition to our mission statement? Burr: "Secure. Contain. Protect"? Yeah, we just love tossing that one around, don't we? Well, we certainly have got the first two down, but definitely not "Protect". We throw countless men and women who don't know any better in the line of fire for the sake of "science", and for what? So that we can hoard away all of this useless shit for ourselves? Bide our time? If we fail, everything fails. This is a war, and we can't win. We couldn't win. We are the last line of defense between godless horrors and the world, and we finally found the one thing that could give us a hope of winning. And we're just going to throw it in with the rest of the trash? Just because some overworked, faceless suits told us to? [silence] Burr: You know how wrong that is Kira, I know you do. Hallow: Don't tell me what I know, Jeffery. [silence] Hallow: We're done here. <End Log> Special Containment Procedures for SCP-XXXX updated as of 21/3/18 to prevent similar incidents from occurring. Skelekey Version 2 Last Edited 3/26/18 – hide block rating: 0 + x An instance of SCP-XXXX-1, discovered in Chicago Transit Authority train car ████. Discovery date 19/2/2018. Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web crawlers are to monitor the internet and Snapchat mobile application platform for instances of SCP-XXXX. Users of active instances are to be identified and detained. D-Class personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell and forbidden access to devices with the ability to connect to the internet. Foundation agents embedded in the sanitation departments of major population centers are to monitor high-traffic areas for instances of SCP-XXXX-1. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be catalogued and sent to Specialized Research and Application Site-68. Access to the Snapchat mobile application is forbidden to Level 2/XXXX through Level 3/XXXX personnel. UPDATE 21/3/18: Testing of SCP-XXXX has been postponed indefinitely. D-Class assigned to SCP-XXXX are to be kept in a medically induced coma and fifty meters away from any device with the ability to connect to the internet. Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are to undergo monthly psychological wellness exams. Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation assigned to user accounts named "skelekey_███" found on the Snapchat mobile application. SCP-XXXX instances can post content to any other user account, as well as edit any preexisting content uploaded from other users. It is unknown if SCP-XXXX instances manifest independently, or created purposely by some entity. All attempts to recreate or reverse engineer SCP-XXXX instances have failed. Any posts made through SCP-XXXX will alter reality to conform with the post. The only known way of logging into SCP-XXXX is through corresponding SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 are alphabetical and numerical sequences that, when entered in Snapchat's search field, will produce an instance of SCP-XXXX in the search results. SCP-XXXX-1 is commonly spread through graffiti, often found in public areas with high civilian traffic. Accessing an instance of SCP-XXXX through SCP-XXXX-1 will instantly log the user in, logging them out of any accounts currently being used. Once logged in, it becomes impossible for the user to log out from SCP-XXXX or log into any account that isn't SCP-XXXX. This effect is tied to the user, and will persist among all devices. Additionally, access to that SCP-XXXX becomes restricted to that user. Termination of the user results in the generation of a new instance of SCP-XXXX within four to seven days. Addendum A: Below is a testing log of SCP-XXXX instances to determine the limitations of it's abilities. Testing log uses the following structure: Test #:

Subject(s):

Post:

Results:

Notes: SCP-XXXX Testing Log Test #: XXXX-1A

Subject(s): D-48293, D-47222

Post: An otherwise blank image with the caption "Test" posted to a non-anomalous account used by D-47222 through use of SCP-XXXX. D-48293 assigned to SCP-XXXX.

Results: Post appears on D-47222's account.

Notes: Confirmation of SCP-XXXX anomalous abilities. Additional testing approved by Project Head Professor Hallow. [EXTRANEOUS CONTROL TESTING REDACTED FOR BREVITY] Test #: XXXX-2A

Subject(s): D-48293

Post: An image of an empty standard humanoid containment cell with the caption "TEST" written in red.

Results: A projection identical to the caption appears in the cell. Projection is permeable to physical matter. Projection dissipates after twenty four hours.

Notes: Projection appears to remain only as long as the post is active. Test #: XXXX-2B

Subject(s): D-48293

Post: An image of D-48293 from the shoulders up standing in an otherwise empty standard humanoid containment cell.

Results: A projection of D-48239 appears standing as he did in the image. Projection is cut off identical to where D-48239's shoulder is cut off in the image. Projection is permeable to physical matter. Projection dissipates after twenty four hours.

Notes: N/A Test #: XXXX-2C

Subject(s): D-48293, D-47222

Post: A three second video of D-47222 walking out of an otherwise empty standard human containment cell. Video recorded by D-48239.

Results: A projection of D-47222 walking out of the cell. Projection is cut off when it reaches the point where D-47222 walks off frame. Projection is permeable to physical matter. Projection repeats for twenty four hours before dissipating.

Notes: Lab results reveal SCP-XXXX projections are caused by a repositioning of light particles. Test #: XXXX-2D

Subject(s): D-48293, D-47222

Post: Same as Test #: XXXX-2A, sent from D-48293 to a non-anomalous account used by D-47222. D-47222 positioned in an otherwise empty standard testing chamber.

Results: Standard testing chamber spontaneously restructures to a room identical to that seen in the post. Room returns to a testing chamber after twenty four hours.

Notes: First recorded instance of SCP-XXXX restructuring physical reality. Test #: XXXX-2E

Subject(s): D-48293, D-47222

Post: A text only message reading, "D-47222 is in Site-45's testing chamber 023384" sent from D-48293's SCP-XXXX instance to D-47222's non-anomalous account. Both subjects positioned in an otherwise empty standard humanoid containment cell in Specialized Research and Application Site-68.

Results: D-47222 rapidly dematerializes upon receiving the message. Liquified human remains belonging to D-47222 materialize within the designated testing chamber at Site-45. Remains returned to starting position after twenty four hours.

Notes: Perhaps specifying the subject is to remain alive will allow for safe transportation? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-2F

Subject(s): D-48293, D-32118

Post: A text only message reading, "D-32118 is in Site-45's testing chamber 023384 and alive." sent from D-48293 using SCP-XXXX to a non-anomalous account used by D-32118.

Results: D-32118 rapidly dematerializes upon receiving the message. Liquified human remains belonging to D-32118 materialize within the designated testing chamber at Site-45. Remains do not cease life function. Remains returned to starting position after twenty four hours.

Notes: If text cannot be used for transportation, perhaps images can? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-2G

Subject(s): D-48293, D-91002

Post: An image of testing chamber 023384 in Site-45 with D-91002 digitally inserted into the room and a caption reading "this is where I, D-91002, am. I am alive, unarmed, and unaltered". Posted to D-91002's non-anomalous account by D-48293 using SCP-XXXX.

Results: [DATA EXPUNGED]

Notes: Use of SCP-XXXX for transportation, in testing or otherwise, is forbidden from this point onward. -Professor Hallow. Test #: XXXX-3A

Subject(s): D-48293

Post: A video of D-48293 saying "Test" into an empty standard testing chamber.

Results: Vocalization of D-48239 sating "Test" can be heard in the testing chamber for the next twenty four hours, before silencing.

Notes: First recorded instance of SCP-XXXX transferring sound. Test #: XXXX-3B

Subject(s): D-48293, D-91002

Post: A video call between D-48239 using SCP-XXXX and D-91002 using a non-anomalous account.

Results: N/A

Notes: Test not conducted due to discovery of SCP-XXXX-Tau. [TESTING OF SCP-XXXX POSTPONED TO PRIOITIZE SCP-XXXX-TAU RESEARCH ] Addendum B: On 14/3/18, Junior Researcher ███ discovered an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 written in a restroom stall in Specialized Research and Application Site-68. This SCP-XXXX-1 instance deviated from previously recorded behavior, instead providing credentials for a Level 5 Foundation SCiPnet user account (hereby referred to as SCP-XXXX-Tau). Permission to test the properties of SCP-XXXX-Tau granted on 16/3/18. SCP-XXXX-Tau Testing Log Test #: XXXX-TA

Subject(s): D-70023

Post: Edit of SCP-████ documentation to include the word "Test" at the bottom of the page.

Results: "Test" appears on all copies of SCP-████ documentation, including print copies.

Notes: Professor Jameson says he can't erase "Test" from the bottom of ████. Tau shifts might only be reversible through Tau. -Professor Hallow Test #: XXXX-TB

Subject(s): D-70023

Post: Edit of SCP-████ documentation to remove the word "Test" at the bottom of the page.

Results: "Test" continues to appear on all SCP-████ documentation.

Notes: All efforts to remove "Test" by XXXX personnel and the Foundation's Records and Information Security Administration (RAISA) have failed. SCP-XXXX-Tau reality shifts presumed permanent. Test #: XXXX-TC

Subject(s): D-70023, Junior Researcher █████████

Post: Documentation for a non-existent SCP artifact, described as 5 cm x 5 cm x 5 cm cube made of glass and stored in Junior Researcher █████████'s coat pocket.

Results: Artifact appears in Junior Researcher █████████'s coat pocket.

Notes: First recorded instance of SCP-XXXX-Tau shifting physical reality. Test #: XXXX-TD

Subject(s): D-70023, Junior Researcher █████████

Post: Deletion of the documentation used in Test #: XXXX-TC.

Results: All attempts to delete the document fail.

Notes: Maybe we're not thinking about this in the right way. SCP-XXXX-Tau may conform to a narrative, if we were to craft one. -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-TE

Subject(s): D-70023, Junior Researcher █████████

Post: Edit of the documentation used in Test #s: XXXX-TC; XXXX-TD, revising the Object Class to Neutralized. Additionally, an addendum was added, stating the cube spontaneously evaporated into harmless water vapor and dissipated.

Results: All documentation of the artifact change to reflect the edits. The artifact itself evaporates as described in the document.

Notes: SCP-XXXX-Tau may be the single best discovery the Foundation has made to date. There is no time to waste, we must utilize this boon before it is too late. -Researcher Burr Addendum C: On 19/3/18, Researcher Burr proposed to reclassify SCP-XXXX as Thaumiel submitted to O5 Council by Researcher Burr. Proposal denied on 20/3/18. Re: SCP-XXXX Reclassification Request

from: [VERIFIED O5 ACCOUNT]

to: ten.pics|3rrubej#ten.pics|3rrubej

cc: ten.pics|4llahik#ten.pics|4llahik Researcher Jeffery Burr,

We have received and read your proposal to reclassify SCP-XXXX as a Thaumiel class artifact. The council voted 12/1 in motion to deny your request. While the anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX, specifically SCP-XXXX-Tau, certainly appear incredibly beneficial to the Foundation as a whole, the council concluded that it's usage would prove to be detrimental. The advent of simply erasing any anomalies that prove too difficult to contain is tantalizing, however one must remember that we are not the Global Occult Coalition. Blind deletion of anomalies is not the goal of the Foundation. What if we were to classify something as anomalous and delete it with SCP-XXXX, only to find out it was not anomalous in the first place? As unlikely as it may sound, it has happened before. The Foundation is far from perfect. We are not here to play God, Researcher Burr. We aren't equipped for that. -O5-2

Secure. Contain. Protect. Incident Log XXXX 20/3/18: On 20/3/18, Researcher Burr breached containment of SCP-XXXX-Tau and instructed D-70023 to neutralize as many SCP artifacts as possible before on-site security intervened. Incident resulted in the neutralization of [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP artifacts, and the containment breach of ██. Researcher Burr terminated on sight and D-70023 detained by on-site security. The following note was found on Researcher Burr's person. idiots, theyre idiots, all of them.

they dont understand it.

what we found is the key to all of this.

it doesnt have to stop with the artifacts.

we can bring about world peace

end world hunger

death, famine,all things of the past.

arent equipped to play god?

blow it out of your pompous ass you mother fucker fuck FUCK

WE ARE NOW

ill change their minds secure contain PROTECT Special Containment Procedures for SCP-XXXX updated as of 21/3/18 to prevent similar incidents from occurring. Skelekey Version 1 Last edited 3/21/18 – hide block rating: 0 + x An instance of SCP-XXXX-1/Epsilon, discovered in Chicago Transit Authority train car ████. Discovery date 19/2/2018. Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web crawlers are to monitor the internet for instances of SCP-XXXX. Users of active instances are to be identified and detained. D-Class personnel assigned to an instance of SCP-XXXX are to monitor the account and prevent civilian discovery. Foundation agents embedded in the sanitation departments of major population centers are to monitor high-traffic areas for instances of SCP-XXXX-1. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be catalogued and sent to Specialized Research and Application Site-68. Access to platforms containing SCP-XXXX is forbidden to Level 2/XXXX through Level 3/XXXX personnel. UPDATE 21/3/18: Testing of SCP-XXXX/Tau has been postponed indefinitely. D-Class assigned to SCP-XXXX/Tau are to be kept in a medically induced coma and fifty (50) meters away from any device with the ability to connect to the internet. Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation assigned to user accounts named "skelekey_███". SCP-XXXX instances can post content to any other user account hosted on the same platform, as well as edit any preexisting content uploaded from other users. It is unknown if SCP-XXXX manifest independently, or are created purposely by some entity. SCP-XXXX has been found on ███ internet-based platforms, mostly social network websites and mobile applications. The only known way of logging into SCP-XXXX is through corresponding SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 are alphabetical and numerical sequences that, when entered in a search field of an accompanying internet platform, will produce an instance of SCP-XXXX in the search results. Accessing an instance of SCP-XXXX through SCP-XXXX-1 will instantly log the user in, logging them out of any accounts currently being used. Once logged in, it becomes impossible for the user to log out from SCP-XXXX or log into any account that isn't SCP-XXXX. Additionally, access to that SCP-XXXX becomes restricted to that user. SCP-XXXX-1 is commonly spread through graffiti, providing both an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 and an accompanying platform. As with SCP-XXXX, it is unknown who or what creates instances of SCP-XXXX-1, though the inks, paints, and other materials commonly used are confirmed to be non-anomalous commercial products. Addendum: Below is a summarized list of notable SCP-XXXX instances. Access to full document available per request. SCP-XXXX Instance List Designation Platform Account Type Notes SCP-XXXX/Epsilon "Snapchat" mobile application Standard user account On █/██/20██, 3:17 a.m. central standard time, an instance of SCP-XXXX-1/Epsilon appeared in a commercial for the television series [ REDACTED ], reading "Learn the truth. SC: ████ ███". Following exposure, forty two (42) images of [ REDACTED ], the show's male lead, were posted to his account, depicting him engaging in various sexual acts. The commercial was pulled by Foundation agents, and image leaks covered with story of a rogue hacker gaining access to [ REDACTED ]'s account. SCP-XXXX/Zeta www.facebook.com "Local Business" account In 99% of all recorded cases, subjects will create a Community page for fans of the 1975 live-action television sitcom "The Ghost Busters", regardless of the subject's knowledge of the show. SCP-XXXX/Iota www.twitter.com "Verified" user account On █/██/201█, an instance of SCP-XXXX/Zeta posted a "promoted tweet" reading "The time is soon. The world will change.", accompanied by a crude Kentsen-Rantz lethal memetic hazard. An estimated two hundred and fifty three (253) civilians were exposed to the hazard. Foundation anti-memetic web crawlers were able to intercept the post, and the culprit was detained. SCP-XXXX/Mu www.youtube.com User account The only recorded instance of SCP-XXXX/Mu has continuously uploaded a single video entitled "62npoje73d" once a day starting on ██/██/200█. The video is three (3) seconds long and will shift between seemingly random shapes and colors. User yet to be identified. Current hypothesis suggests [ DATA EXPUNGED ] the account. SCP-XXXX/Tau Foundation SCiPnet Computer System Level 5 Personnel On 14/3/18, SCP-XXXX/Tau-1 was discovered written in marker in a bathroom stall in Specialized Research and Application Site-68. Junior Researcher ██ recognized it as an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 and reported it to acting HMCL supervisor ███. During initial testing, the exposed D-Class showed signs of extreme distress, before suddenly disappearing. It was later discovered that all data mentioning SCP-XXXX/Tau and the exposed D-Class had been deleted from all Foundation systems and replaced with text reading "SCP-XXXX/Tau does not exist". It is presumed that edits done through SCP-XXXX/Tau are reflected in reality, though witnesses' memories appear to be unaffected. SCP-XXXX/Tau testing postponed indefinitely. Last week's incident with SCP-XXXX/Tau is concerning to say the least. Even though we haven't found any more of them, I've postponed all testing on Tau for now just to be safe. All XXXX personnel should be on the lookout for any other instances that behave in an irregular way. Remember, the only thing standing between anomalous internet trolls and the world is you. -Professor Kira Hallow, Specialized Research and Application Site-68

Secure | Contain | Protect notes and scrapped ideas/writing – hide block Blue stuff is old disregard it. It refers to previous drafts.

Authors note I came up with when in bed : SCP-XXXX-1 have cognitohazard that make amino acid chain in brain of observer. Chain activates when viewing corresponding SCP-XXXX, making the funny anomaly happen. Amino chain is harmless if not exposed to corresponding scp-xxxx. viewing and friending scp_XSXX by someone who dont have the amino acid chain has no anomalous efects. shits still keter but its less "oooohhh scary in the wild uncontain" after a certain amount of time the chain dissapates and you are no longer affected by SCP-XXXX or -1. Brain alterations range form 'fixable with surgery' to ' oh fuck'. ties to 1769? maybe make footnote of that. fuck this is just 3299 make it different somehow. Perhaps its one account name shared over several websites. maybe SCP-XXXX-1 should be the brain modification, makes more sense. Graffiti can be lumped into SCP-XXXX maybe, or perhaps an SCP-XXXX-2 is needed. Glial cells make new brain part that connects to internet? Does it raise Hume levels? Get some Kant counters on this shit. Maybe K. H. does experiment to get XXXX in scipnet? Maybe thats whats going down at essrass sixty-eight tau? May take in new direction, SCP-XXXX are 'skeleton key' accounts that can post/function as any account. Thaumatology can still come into play with SCiPnet instance. Special Containment Procedures: Foundation agents embedded in the sanitation departments of all major cities are to implement anti-graffiti laws and regulations. Due to the high chance of civilian discovery, instances of SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 are to be neutralized following categorization. Foundation web crawlers are to monitor the internet for use of SCP-XXXX. Confirmed instances of SCP-XXXX are to be neutralized after discovery through use of standard internet censorship procedures. New instances of SCP-XXXX, or instances undergoing testing are to be neutralized after two (2) weeks. D-Class personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are forbidden interaction with any other D-Class, assigned to SCP-XXXX or otherwise. D-Class are to be stationed at either Remote Test Site-45, or Specialized Research and Application Site-68-τ (SRAS-68-τ). D-Class are to undergo bi-weekly brain scans, including Dynamic Computed Tomography, Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging, and Magnetic Resonance Spectroscopy scans. Civilians expressing symptoms consistent with SCP-XXXX alterations are to be detained and transferred to Area-32, enlisted as D-Class personnel, and assigned to a corresponding SCP-XXXX instance. Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation given to online user accounts named "████ ███". SCP-XXXX has been found on ███ internet-based platforms, comprised mostly of social network websites and mobile applications. All attempts to contact/communicate with SCP-XXXX instances have yielded no response. It is unknown if SCP-XXXX instances manifest independently, or created purposely by some entity. . SCP-XXXX instances contain the secondary component of a two-stage cognitohazard. When combined with the primer found in SCP-XXXX-1, the observer will begin to undergo drastic neurological alterations . SCP-XXXX-1 is the designation given to graffiti of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 commonly appear in public places with high traffic, such as subway train cars or public bathrooms. In addition to SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1 instances list a website or mobile application, accompanied by a message encouraging the reader to "Add", "Follow", "Friend", "Subscribe to", etc. SCP-XXXX. As with SCP-XXXX, it is unknown who or what creates instances of SCP-XXXX-1, though the inks, paints, and other such materials commonly used are confirmed to be non-anomalous commercial products. SCP-XXXX-1 instances contain the primary component of a two-stage cognitohazard. When combined with the trigger found in SCP-XXXX, the observer will begin to undergo drastic neurological alterations . Addendum A: Viewing an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 will infect the observer with the primary component of a two stage cognitohazard. Observer's brains begin to produce similar to those usually only found during early stages of human development. The cells will float in brain fluid for approximately twenty four (24) hours, and will not enter an active state if an instance of SCP-XXXX is not observed during the 24 hour period. However, if an instance of SCP-XXXX is observed, the secondary component will activate, beginning the second phase. The cells will begin accelerated neurogenesis, forming a small gland in the frontal lobe. The gland is presumed to be the source of subjects reality bending abilities, as Hume levels of afflicted subjects rise to .9/1.6 . Other growths/alterations may occur, depending on the SCP-XXXX instance observed. Addendum A: Below is a testing log of SCP-XXXX instances to determine the limitations of it's properties. SCP-XXXX Testing Log Test #: XXXX-1A

Subject(s): D-48293

Post: An image of an empty standard humanoid containment cell with the caption "TEST" written in red.

Results: A projection identical to the caption appears in the cell. Projection is permeable to physical matter. Projection dissipates after twenty four hours.

Notes: Confirmation of SCP-XXXX anomalous properties. Projection appears to remain only as long as the post is active. Additional testing approved by Project Head Professor Hallow. Test #: XXXX-1B

Subject(s): D-48293, D-47222

Post: Same as Test #: XXXX-1A, sent from D-48293 to a non-anomalous account used by D-47222. D-47222 positioned in an otherwise empty standard testing chamber.

Results: Standard testing chamber spontaneously restructures to a room identical to that seen in the post. Room returns to a testing chamber after twenty four hours.

Notes: First recorded instance of SCP-XXXX restructuring physical reality. Extraneous control testing redacted for brevity. Test #: XXXX-2E

Subject(s): D-48293, D-47222

Post: A text only message reading, "D-47222 is in Site-45's testing chamber 023384" sent from D-48293's SCP-XXXX instance to D-47222's non-anomalous account. Both subjects positioned in an otherwise empty standard humanoid containment cell in Specialized Research and Application Site-68.

Results: D-47222 rapidly dematerializes upon receiving the message. Liquid substance composed of human remains belonging to D-47222 materialize within the designated testing chamber at Site-45. Liquid returns to starting position after twenty four hours.

Notes: Perhaps specifying the subject is to remain alive will allow for safe transportation? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-2F

Subject(s): D-48293, D-32118

Post: A text only message reading, "D-32118 is in Site-45's testing chamber 023384 and alive." sent from D-48293 using SCP-XXXX to a non-anomalous account used by D-32118.

Results: D-32118 rapidly dematerializes upon receiving the message. D-32118 materializes within the designated testing chamber at Site-45. D-32118 does not respond to stimuli, appearing to be in a vegetative state. Autopsy confirms D-32118 had been reconstructed at a cellular level, though D-32118's cells had not been returned to their proper locations. D-32118 returns to starting position after twenty four hours. Upon return, D-32118's cellular structure had shifted again.

Notes: Text is not specific enough. Maybe a visual could make it understand? -Researcher Burr Test #: XXXX-2G

Subject(s): D-48293, D-91002

Post: An image of testing chamber 023384 in Site-45 with D-91002 digitally inserted into the room and a caption reading "this is where I, D-91002, am. I am alive, unharmed, and healthy". Posted to D-91002's non-anomalous account by D-48293 using SCP-XXXX.

Results: Upon materialization, D-91002 [DATA EXPUNGED] death of ██ Site-45 personnel before being terminated by on-site security. Remains of D-91002 return to starting position after twenty four hours. Remains transferred to Area-32 deep storage.

Notes: Nearly there. Perhaps if we provide SCP-XXXX with some clear, vocalized instructions as well? -Researcher Burr

Use of SCP-XXXX for transportation, in testing or otherwise, is forbidden from this point onward. -Professor Hallow. Testing of SCP-XXXX postponed to prioritize SCP-XXXX-Tau research. Interviewed: Researcher Jeffery Burr Interviewer: Professor Kira Hallow Foreword: Interview conducted on Site-45 approximately thirty minutes after Researcher Burr attempted to breach SCP-XXXX-Tau containment. <Begin Log> Hallow: Please state your name for the record. Burr: They all know who I am. Hallow: Please state your name for the record. Burr: Jeffery Burr. Researcher. Level three. Hallow: Researcher Burr, wha- Burr: We don't need the formalities, you're just drawing this out now. Hallow: Researcher Burr, I am aware that Foundation protocol is not something you hold to any sort of high regard, but I must ask that you- Burr: Please, there's no poi- Hallow: Researcher Burr, I am going to demand that you stop interrupting me. Burr: Oh, yes sir, sorry sir. [silence] Hallow: Please inform me as to why you would attempt to breach the containment of a Euclid class object, Researcher Burr. Burr: That's why I did it. Because SCP-XXXX is Euclid. Hallow: Please elaborate. Burr: You saw my proposal. And I know you saw it get shot down, O5-2 cced you. "Tighten that leash Hallow, one of your underlings has a good idea!" Hallow: I would prefer it if you refrained from any extraneous comments, Researcher Burr. Burr: Alright then. SCP-XXXX-Tau should be Thaumiel, that's my reason. We have a tool that lets us replace anything with thin air and we're just going to sit on it. I wanted to change their minds, prove them wrong, something. Hallow: How would breaching containment of SCP-XXXX-Tau accomplish that? Burr: Overwatch knows what it's capable of. They said we're not "equipped to play God", but that can't be the truth, not when we have SCP-XXXX-Tau. They're afraid that it could be used against them, either purposely or on accident. Hallow: What you just said is merely an loose interpretation the Council's statements from their denial of your request, Researcher Burr. It does not provide a reason as to why you attempted what you did. Burr: There are two things that could have happened. The first is what the Council wanted to happen, and what ended up happening. SCP-XXXX-Tau is locked up with the rest of our artifacts and forgotten about. Hallow: And the second? Burr: The second thing is what I tried to do and what should have happened. My plan was to tell the D-Class to go through the database and start neutralizing anything that wasn't Thaumiel, starting with the Keter artifacts. All he had to do was rewrite the object classes and they'd be gone. We wouldn't have been able to get rid of all of them, but we could certainly lighten the load enough to make sure the Foundation isn't as spread thin as we are now. I knew I would be caught, probably killed or worse, but someone had to do it. I had to do it. Hallow: Despite knowing your actions were in direct opposition to our mission statement? Burr: My actions would have prevented the deaths of thousands! Are you saying that isn't what we're trying to do? You know the Council is wrong, Kira. I know you do! Hallow: Don't tell me what I know, Jeffery. [silence] Hallow: We're done here. <End Log> During item transfer to Site-42 Researcher Burr attempted to breach containment of SCP-XXXX-Tau. Researcher Burr was detained and questioned. Following is a transcript of Researcher Burr's questioning. Audio file available per request. Interviewed: Researcher Jeffery Burr Interviewer: Professor Kira Hallow Foreword: Interview conducted on Site-45 approximately thirty minutes after Researcher Burr attempted to compromise SCP-XXXX-Tau containment <Begin Log> Hallow: Please state your name for the record. Burr: They all know who I am Hallow: Please state your name for the record. Burr: Jeffery Burr. Researcher. Level three. Hallow: Researcher Burr, wha- Burr: We don't need the formalities, you're just drawing this out now. Hallow: Researcher Burr, I am aware that Foundation protocol is not something you hold to any sort of high regard, but I must ask that you- Burr: Please, there's no poi- Hallow: Researcher Burr, I am going to demand that you stop interrupting me. Burr: Oh, yes sir, sorry sir. [silence] Hallow: Please inform me as to why you would attempt to breach the containment of SCP-XXXX-Tau, Researcher Burr. Burr: You saw my proposal. And I know you saw it get shot down, O5-2 cced you. "Tighten that leash Hallow, one of your underlings has a good idea!" Hallow: I would prefer it if you refrained from any extraneous comments, Researcher Burr. Burr: Alright then. SCP-XXXX-Tau should be Thaumiel, that's my reason. We have a tool that lets us replace anything with thin air and we're just going to sit on it. My plan was to instruct the D-Class to comb the database and neutralize anything that isn't Thaumiel, starting with the Keter artifacts. All he had to do was rewrite the object classes and they'd be gone. We wouldn't have been able to get rid of all of them, but we could certainly lighten the load enough to make sure the Foundation isn't as spread thin as we are now. I knew I would be caught, probably killed or worse, but someone had to do it. I had to do it. Hallow: The overuse of SCP-XXXX-Tau just lead to the needless loss of life, anomalous artifacts, and an entire site, events you witnessed firsthand. You still attempted to use it more, despite knowing that it would only worsen the situation? Burr: Yes. We would never get another chance to use it. Overwatch would certainly prevent us from using once we got it to 45, not after what happened at 68. Hallow: And for good reason. Burr: Exactly. It was never my intention to use SCP-XXXX-Tau outside of 68, I'm not stupid. Yes, the area of effect would grow and the Humes would drop, but imagine what we wouldn't have to deal with! Six eight two, One five four eight, gone! And that's just the beginning! We can [DATA EXPUNGED] for God's sake! For the cost of just one site, we could have gotten rid of dozens of Keter artifacts! We're not getting this chance again, so I tried to do what we should have done. Hallow: Despite knowing those actions would be in direct opposition to our mission statement? Burr: My actions would have prevented the deaths of thousands! Are you saying that isn't what we're trying to do? The Council is wrong Kira, you know that! I know you do! Hallow: Don't tell me what I know, Jeffery. [silence] Hallow: We're done here. <End Log> Closing Statement: Per [REDACTED] order, Researcher Burr was terminated following questioning. NOTES: Make Tau the whole anomaly? No Snapchat? To balance tau, maybe each shift fucks reality up, something like Hume levels going weird? Something to make it not "super cool eraser that can do anything: the scp" Cut the XXXX test logs for length, doesnt add much as all of burrs development occurs in the tau log. Prolonged/constant/consistent usage of SCP-XXXX-Tau to alter SCiPnet documents lowers hume levels on an incrementally increasing scale. ex. First SRAS-68 notices lower hume levels, then Site-45 picks them up as well due to it being close. By the time anyone notices, the levels are moderately lower, and have been lowered to the point that continued usage would be real stupid since erasing shit would only make more shit in the long run. Burr proposes that Tau only be used from multiple/extradimensional locations in order to mitigate the effects, but the O5 deny the request and order Tau to be neutralized since it's not worth the trouble. This leads Burr into his stunt with the attempted containment breach. Tau's hume alterations are on a multiplied scale, or whatever the correct math term would be. 1.5(n-1) or something like that, exponentially. Tau would divide, since it lowers levels, so (n-1)/1.5, with n being the current hume level of the environment. Pretty much fossil fuels but instead of the ozone layer its reality. O5 denial will be revised to add this point, along with Hallow's argument against Burr. Object Class may change. Thaumiel is out of the question due to plot, but Keter seems drastic due to it only being two accounts. Does Tau change it to Keter, then to Neutralized after Burr's plan fails? Start as Euclid? Safe may work for the start, since all you have to do is lock up the affected D. Upgrade to Keter when Tau comes in, and then neutralized. Or does Keter class pend, since they can contain that too, though it's the only spontaneous creation of an instance. Euclid may be a good start, since the properties are silly. Hmm, this is a rambling mess. Prolonged use of SCP-XXXX causes minimal dips in local Hume levels. Dips last as long as the post is active, active meaning the post is up and can be viewed by other user accounts. Dips are only small and mostly unnoticeable, close to standard fluctuations. Original will be a snapchat account, and following some testing some other account type is discovered. Discovery sites progressively get closer to SRAS-68, leading up to discovery of Tau. Dips in Hume also get progressively lower and with greater area. Tau causes medium large permanent dips. Unknown if truly permanent or it simply has a longer cool down. Testing leads to discovery of SCP-███, SCP-████, SCP-████ or something and maybe even the abandonment of SRAS-68 and maybe classification to SCP-████. Hallow and Burr conduct interview at Site-45? SHould the O5 letter come before the reveal of "oh no its entropy in a can"? makes sense to me. Rearrange those addenda replace burr hallow talk with video log of burr attempting to breach tau containment while the warheads go off? The below version is old dang wikidot won't let me put a collapsible in a collapsible so this goes here. Last edited april 25 rating: 0 + x SCP-XXXX-1 upon discovery in Chicago Transit Authority train car ████. Discovery date 19/2/2018. Item #: SCP-XXXX Object Class: Neutralized Special Containment Procedures: Foundation web crawlers are to monitor the internet and Snapchat mobile application platform for mentions of SCP-XXXX. Active SCP-XXXX users are to be identified and detained. When interacting with assigned D-Class, personnel are forbidden to have any device that can connect to the internet on their person. When not in testing, devices used to log into SCP-XXXX instances are to be completely powered down and stored in a standard storage