It's been over a year since we helped a professional baseball team choose the name "Hartford Yard Goats." That was a fun time, but now we're all kind of used to them. They're just one creatively silly minor league team name out of dozens.

We need something fresh.

We need an entire alternate universe filled with new minor league teams.

Introducing the minor league baseball team name generator!

Share your favorites in the comments, and perhaps we can work up some logos for them. Note that I got the Savannah Sand Rats with one, which is very, very close to a name that was actually in use for a while. This means the generator is becoming self-aware. Be nice to the generator.

Please note that if you work for a real minor league franchise that wants to use any of these names, we will license them in exchange for wacky promotional giveaways from Saved by the Bell night. Thank you.