I wasn't in Prague on the first day of DrupalCon, but that didn't stop me from contributing to the opening session. Here is the "song" that I "sang", with all of the lyrics. Enjoy!

My contribution to the DrupalCon, Prague, opening session.

I am the very mo-del of a Dru-pa-list de-vel-o-per

I’ve pu-blished code, and had some beers with every core con-tri-butor

I know the seven function stack, I’ve got it in my memory

From al-tered forms to en-ti-ties, oh these are el-e-mentary!

I’m very well a-cquain-ted too, with da-ta-base ab-strac-ter-y

and all the boot strap sta-ges through, of that I have a mas-te-ry

Debug-ging is my mi-ddle name and o-o-p my favorite game

An object can in-stan-ti-ate from this here sta-tic fac-tor y !

For clear-ing cache I’ve got a trick, a

py-thon script that's really slick it

it-er-ates on foreign keys,

and JOINS them using P-H-P

While laun-ching sites I say out loud

Your code de-serves to see the cloud

Where sca-ling is co-mmod-i-ty

and ba-ckups come for al-most free

If selling's what you want to do

I have the best most modern clue

you kick-start sales and save time too

when co-mmerce is your sho-pping tool

And now you are at Dru-pal-Con

where code sprints form a ma-ra-thon

and A-cqui-a and Lull-a-bot and Co-mmerce Guys and Wun-der-kraut

Are won-de-ring day in and out

what Dru-pal 8 is all about

Are won-de-ring day in and out

what Dru-pal 8 is all about

and A-cqui-a and Lull-a-bot and Co-mmerce Guys and Wun-der-kraut

Are wondering day in and out

what Dru-pal 8 is all about

A web site needs some mo-du-als to get you lots of vi-si-tors

a task that Drush makes tri-vi-al but make sure you have sem-a-phores

And theming is a sim-ple task with C-S-S and Ja-va-script

but Eaton says you should not use the en-ti-ty con-stru-ction kit

Now if you want some firm advice you need not ask me even twice

I’ll offer it at half the price because I see you’re rather nice

A warning stems from ancient lore

That junior devs should not ignore

The wrath of Dries and much much more

befalls thee should you hack on core

I am the very mo-del of a Dru-pa-list de-vel-o-per

I’ve pu-blished code, and had some beers with every core con-tri-butor

I know the seven function stack, I’ve got it in my memory

From al-tered forms to en-ti-ties, oh these are el-e-mentary!