Me: Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! My eyes!

Voice in head 1: Oh God. Oh God.. I think I'm gonna puke!

Me: You CANT puke, you're inside my head!

Voice in head 1: *pukes*

Voice in head 2: OH GOOD LORD! IT'S EVERYWHERE!

Me: Where's the Hydrochloric acid! I need to dump it in my eyes! Burn them out my skull!