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the bathroom door was half-open, so i thought no one was using it, and i catch my gf standing legs spread on either side of the toilet -- DROPPING TURDS! wtf!? right as she's squeezing off a real long and heavy one, she says: "INCOMING!" and makes bomb-dropping noises. "captain! we're under attack! we've been hit! fire in the hole!"then she looks up at me, sort of sheepish and blushes and quickly assumes the "normal" position. "just a little game i sometimes play when i'm bored," she says as she starts to wipe herself.my jaw is still on the floor and i'm speechless. "whatever....." i mumble as i head for the door.as you can imagine, this has totally changed the way i look at my gf. before i thought she was a cute, funny, sexy and sometimes shy babe. now i see this whole other side of her, i get hard whenever i see a toilet, or a world war two battle scene in a movie, or a pile of dogshit on the sidewalk.has this ever happened to anyone else? just wondering....