Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you're sitting down.

"Definitely!" Definitely! How do you say "It's happening!" in Portuguese?

TVI is one of Portugal's biggest and most popular TV networks. And they are the winners of the "Who Will Be the First to Call Falcao's Transfer to Chelsea Done" sweepstakes. Congrats!

Whether they're right should be known pretty quickly, as apparently they've gone on to claim that the agreement for the transfer should be formalized in the coming hours.

"...Jose Mourinho's team should formalize the terms of the Agreement with Monaco in the coming hours." -source: TVI via MaisFutebol

Dun. Dun. Dunnnn.

Considering that this news is actually about seven hours old, these "coming hours" could easily turn into "coming days" or maybe even "coming weeks." Or, as it once happened with a radio station and Edinson Cavani, could even turn into "never." Though I don't think that's case here.