HR Manager, Martin, has reassessed his very existence this week after coming to the realisation that 90% of the things he says are quotes from a reality TV series.

Whilst undeniably popular among his circle of friends, Martin has been wondering what would be left of his personality, and to some extent, soul, if the ubiquitous television show did not exist.

"Fuck my life, right?" says Martin, in between a series of tongue pops. "But facts are facts, I don't have much else to say except things that men in wigs have said. And I'm not joking bitch!"