This song is written in honor of Kyle Chapman, better known as Based Stickman. He bravely engaged communists in battle on March 4, 2017 in Berkeley, Calif. He was then arrested and charged with several felonies for defending protesters from street hooligans when the police would not. He has since been bailed out and has become a folk hero, appearing on several libertarian and nationalist podcasts. The song does not fit well with my vocal range, but I may attempt to record this anyway.

[To the tune of Spoonman by Soundgarden]

[Verse 1]

Antifa enters the fray

(Based Stickman will save the day)

Stickman

Policemen stand down and watch

(Save us from the Red assault)

Stickman

[Chorus]

Stickman, shield and stick are in your hands

Help us, we’re together with your plan

Help us

Help, oh

[Verse 2]

Volunteer to save our rights

(Based Stickman is our alt-knight)

Stickman

Cops try to put him away

(Their cells can’t keep him at bay)

Stickman

[Chorus]

Stickman, shield and stick are in your hands

Help us, we’re together with your plan

Help us

Help

Help us

Help us, yeah

Help, with your

[Bridge/Guitar Solo]

C’mon x12

With your shield

With your stick

With your

C’mon x4

Stick

[Interlude]

Good night to Antifa x8

[Chorus]

Stickman, shield and stick are in your hands

Help us, we’re together with your plan

Help us

Help, help us

With your, with your stick

[Outro]

Communists come ’round again

(More Stickmen will follow him)

Stickman

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