Sex Scandal For Ignorant Losers

Vlad Kalashnikov ( Email ) on March 13, 2008

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A reader named Michael has sent me a letter yesterday:

get vlad kalashnikov to write a piece on the downfall of the whiter than white, do gooder Eliot Spitzer. After all, isnt it a perfect euphemism for the downfall of america. In both cases it turns out that the do-gooder who went around preaching and accusing everyone else of corruption is in fact the loser doomed to failure. How apt. How shakesperean



"I HATE ANY AMERICAN WHO HAS REAL SEX!"



You have it wrong Michael. What is so scandalous is American Puritanical mentally-sick attitude towards sex and prostitution, "the world's oldest profession." In Russia, as in Europe and nearly any country in the world except for Protestant mentally-sick America, prostitution is not such a big deal, because sex is not a taboo. Americans think it is scandalous to have sex. In fact they are terrified of sex and completely schizophrenic about it. That is all the Spitzer story looks like from here in Russia: just a fucked up sick decaying culture that cannot face the basic human need for sex without fear and terror. That is why so many Americans have sick disgusting sexual fetishes, and why so many teenagers are



Here is the real perfect euphemism for America's downfall: all American media is bawling and screaming because a man had sex, but meanwhile, in Iraq, 12 American soldiers died in the last 3 days, according to

The deaths mark a significant rise in violence over several days that included dozens of civilians dying in sectarian violence. The bloody uptick casts doubt on the relative calm that followed a surge of U.S. forces to Baghdad last year. According to an Associated Press count, at the height of unrest from November 2006 to August 2007, on average approximately 65 Iraqis died each day as a result of violence. As conditions improved, the daily death toll steadily declined. It reached its lowest point in more than two years on January 2008, when on average 20 Iraqis died each day. Those numbers have since jumped. In February, approximately 26 Iraqis died each day as a result of violence, and so far in March, that number is up to 39 daily. Uh-oh! So much for the Surge, losers! What do crumbling empires do in their dying days? They eat their own, or in the bloodthirsty retard Bush's case, they fire the only sane commander





DEMORALIZED AMERICAN SOLDIER REALIZES HIS COUNTRY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIM



Iraq is returning to unparalleled bloody violence again, The Surge is collapsing, American soldiers are dying, but American dumbfuck sheep only care about a governor who had good sex. In fact, Americans are getting even more stupid and ignorant, if such a thing is possible, according to a Pew Research Center

A scant three percent of news stories in February were devoted to the Iraq war, compared with around 15 percent in July last year, and the US public has not perceived the war, which began nearly five years ago, as a top news story since October, the report noted. Meanwhile, 28 percent of 1,003 adults polled last month for Pew correctly estimated the number of US military fatalities in Iraq at around 4,000, compared with 54 percent who got the figure right seven months ago, the report said. More than one-third -- 35 percent -- estimated that 3,000 had been killed, 11 percent put the toll at 2,000 deaths, and just under a quarter said the number of fatalities was closer to 5,000. The Department of Defense confirmed the deaths of 3,974 US military personnel in Iraq as of Monday, according to Pew. You fucking idiot Americans don't even know how many of your soldiers die because you don't give a fuck about them, you evil selfish ignorant pigs! You do not know where France is on the map, you do not know what a foreign country even is, that much is given. But you are bored with your own defeat? And you only want to burn some guy who had sex with a prostitute? You people are just psychotic sick dumbfucks. Naturally you Americans think that fewer Americans are dying than reality. For you, reality is always terrible, so you always put on rose-tinted glasses. But how is it you were smarter 7 months ago than today? That, my dear readers, is what I mean by "American entropy" -- you believe like religious freaks you are that the war is going better than it really is, because America has its head buried deep into George Retard Bush's sand-filled asshole!





MIGHTY AMERICAN IMPERIALIST RETARDS



Let me explain in my best English reality in Iraq to my retarded American readers who cannot face the truth: You Are Losing. The War Is Over. Taste Defeat You Dumbfuck Bloodthirsty Losers!



--Vlad Kalashnikov



A reader named Michael has sent me a letter yesterday:"I HATE ANY AMERICAN WHO HAS REAL SEX!"You have it wrong Michael. What is so scandalous is American Puritanical mentally-sick attitude towards sex and prostitution, "the world's oldest profession." In Russia, as in Europe and nearly any country in the world except for Protestant mentally-sick America, prostitution is not such a big deal, because sex is not a taboo. Americans think it is scandalous to have sex. In fact they are terrified of sex and completely schizophrenic about it. That is all the Spitzer story looks like from here in Russia: just a fucked up sick decaying culture that cannot face the basic human need for sex without fear and terror. That is why so many Americans have sick disgusting sexual fetishes, and why so many teenagers are diseased sluts Here is the real perfect euphemism for America's downfall: all American media is bawling and screaming because a man had sex, but meanwhile, in Iraq, 12 American soldiers died in the last 3 days, according to Associated Press Uh-oh! So much for the Surge, losers! What do crumbling empires do in their dying days? They eat their own, or in the bloodthirsty retard Bush's case, they fire the only sane commander Fallon , for the mistake of seeing the truth of America's declining power and the near-collapse of U.S. armed forces.DEMORALIZED AMERICAN SOLDIER REALIZES HIS COUNTRY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIMIraq is returning to unparalleled bloody violence again, The Surge is collapsing, American soldiers are dying, but American dumbfuck sheep only care about a governor who had good sex. In fact, Americans are getting even more stupid and ignorant, if such a thing is possible, according to a Pew Research Center report the dumbfucks don't even know how many of their own boys died in Iraq!You fucking idiot Americans don't even know how many of your soldiers die because you don't give a fuck about them, you evil selfish ignorant pigs! You do not know where France is on the map, you do not know what a foreign country even is, that much is given. But you are bored with your own defeat? And you only want to burn some guy who had sex with a prostitute? You people are just psychotic sick dumbfucks. Naturally you Americans think that fewer Americans are dying than reality. For you, reality is always terrible, so you always put on rose-tinted glasses. But how is it you were smarter 7 months ago than today? That, my dear readers, is what I mean by "American entropy" -- you believe like religious freaks you are that the war is going better than it really is, because America has its head buried deep into George Retard Bush's sand-filled asshole!MIGHTY AMERICAN IMPERIALIST RETARDSLet me explain in my best English reality in Iraq to my retarded American readers who cannot face the truth: You Are Losing. The War Is Over. Taste Defeat You Dumbfuck Bloodthirsty Losers!



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