The Demarcus Cousins trade rumors are flying around again, and just like the player himself, they are untamed and spectacular.

We don't know if the Kings will move Boogie before the trade deadline, but we can say that if they do decide to move him, they won't get anything resembling a fair-market value. For one, because no one can pin down a value on a mercurial player who at times looks like the best big man on the planet.

With all of this craziness in mind, we opted to come up with a way to get Boogie to all 29 other NBA teams.

Some places make sense, others are a Costco-sized pile of ridiculous (for instance, there's just about no way Boogie makes it to OKC.)

All trade proposals should be doused in extreme amount of salt and don't bother getting all upset over draft picks. NBA GMs are a lot smarter than us when it comes to stuff like that. (They won't overlook the Stepien Rule, for instance.)

But most GMs aren't as crazy, so here goes nothing: