Back in October, we relaunched Cracked with a bunch of new features. Two of them, the Craptions contest and the comments section, relied on you guys to be funny. This was risky, since the only thing we knew about you was that you enjoyed laughing at pop culture references and dick jokes. Well, we're not sure if you hired a ghost writer or something, but you've had us laughing ever since.

The 10 Best Craptions of the Year

We have a dirty little secret. It's called the Craptions contest, and it offers daily proof that our readers are just as funny as we are ... sometimes funnier. Here are the 10 Craptions you've come up with since October that we don't want our boss to read.

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11.8.07:

As Blastubus, Child-God of Assassins, prepares his sniper rifle Sean-Luc describes the size hole he wants in his dad's chest.

by Stretch

11.7.07:

Unfortunately, all the money was spent on the time machine's anti-matter engines, thus leaving the engineers to hire one of their grandmothers to fashion a wicker basket hull.

by majin88

11.4.07:

Just this morning, Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.

by coeruleus

11.1.07:

This really is the fastest way to cross the Atlantic-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

by Raziel

10.21.07:

Months of grueling research work found that Spider-Man's best form of disguise would be to wear a Spidey mask.

by tonyk

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10.18.07:

Melissa would never misspell "carpool" on Craiglist again.

by ZacDilone

10.14.07:

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

by Iberium

10.6.07:

The coloured potmonster unsuccessfully tries to eat an unimpressed Hindi with chopsticks.

by Fool

10.3.07:

Stamps depicting Elvis during his "Hispanic years" are worth millions.

by planB

10.2.07:

Quick, fill my snake up! I have to ride it all the way to Xingmatsu!

by inf