Mickey starred across the barren wasteland at Goofy, He points a gloved finger at his friend and says

Mickey: *high-pitch Mickey voice* Goofy ya gotta stop! You’ve been acting de-mickey ever since Clarabelle left!

Goofy folds his arms and squints menacingly at Mickey and says

Goofy: *weird wobbly goofy voice* Ah-Hyuck! This is between me and you (queue manly-pose) Goofy then brings out his stand

Goofy: *weird wobbly Goofy voice* AH-HYUCK COME FORTH CLUMSY KING!!! I’ll end this here!

Mickey stares at his friend sadly and says

Mickey: *high-pitch Mickey voice* I guess it’s time…CLUBHOUSE!!!

Mickey gives his old friend one last look

Mickey: *high-pitch Mickey voice* You know you can’t win against my stand ability MYSTERY MOUSEKA TOOLS!?! So why do this?

A sly, menacing grin appears on Goofy’s face

Goofy: *weird wobbly Goofy voice* AH-HYUCK Don’t be so sure Mickey!

(Mickey’s stand CLUBHOUSE status: has extreme physical prowess and precision but also has a secondary ability known as MOUSEKA TOOLS which activates upon uttering the term OH TOODLES, It allows the user to {upon saying a color} to summon a randomized object of that color but if in a pinch saying MYSTERY MOUSEKA TOOLS something unexpected happens)

Mickey: *high-pitch Mickey voice* OH TOODLES!!! I choose BLUE!!!

A Blue Fire Engine flies out and hits Goofy head on

Goofy:…

Mickey: *high-pitch Mickey voice* It’s over

A tear falls off our hero’s face

Goofy: *weird wobbly goofy voice* AH-HYUCK, THINK AGAIN MICKKKKEEEEYYYY

Mickey turns around and his vision goes haywire but not before noticing the the blue fire engine missed, our hero Mickey drops to the ground

Mickey: *high-pitch Mickey voice* WHAT!?!

We now learn of Goofy’s stand ability HOT DOG (Goofy like Mickey has a physical stand with a secondary ability and that ability is HOT DOG, The ability to inflict extreme vertigo and dizziness to anything in his range)

Mickey looks up at Goofy realizing his error in judgment about his friend/enemy’s stand

Mickey: *high-pitch Mickey voice* How did you dodge that!?!

Goofy: *weird wobbly goofy voice* Ah-Hyuck it’s simple, I didn’t dodge I simply made the fire engine dizzy with my stand’s ability HOT DOG

Mickey: *high-pitch Mickey voice* GREEN TIMES TWO

A green lamp and nightstand fly at Goofy but to no avail they miss completely due to Goofy’s stand ability HOT DOG

Goofy: *weird wobbly goofy voice* AH-HYUCK! You can’t even touch me! Ah-Hyuck it’s fitting ya'know, you in the dirt and me standing above you ITS HOW IT SHOULD BE!!!

???: *high-pitch female voice* NOT SO FAST

Goofy: *weird wobbly goofy voice* Ah-Hyuck?

???: *high-pitch female voice* DOTTED RAIN

Mysteriously enough polka dots appear all over Mickey, his vision clears and his dizziness is gone

Mickey: *high-pitch Mickey voice* Dotted Rain? But this this ability belongs to SPOTTED KISSES!?!

???: *high-pitch female voice* He-Hi that’s right MINNIE MOUSE is on the scene