July 15, 2011 9:00 AM | Danny Cowan

It's been a long time coming, but at long last, you can play your favorite driving games with authentic controls while circulating an endless river of cheap beer through your body thanks to the Octane 120 Beer Arcade, the latest contraption on offer from consumer-oriented arcade cabinet manufacturer Dream Arcades.

Under the hood: an HD projector and a high-end gaming PC. In the trunk: space for -- god help you -- two five-gallon beer kegs or a half-barrel keg. The kegs fuel an in-dash beer tap directly above a cup-holder, allowing you to refill your drink without pausing the game. The steering wheel and seat are fully adjustable, and all controller components are compatible with PC and PS3 driving games.

The standard package costs $5,995 (plus shipping and handling), with preorders shipping in four weeks. The Pro model adds (at additional cost) a wireless arcade controller and a collection of 150 classic arcade games. The Deluxe version (not pictured or extant) includes a working toilet and a robot butler that unwraps and force-feeds a king-sized Hershey's Whatchamacallit chocolate bar to the player every ten minutes.