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One weekend camping ticket

itison is bringing the world-famous festival to Scotland for the first time ever!

Includes access to your choice of luxury pod, organic tipi or gluten-free glamping yurt

See some of the biggest names in pop culture with Calvin Harris, Beyoncé & JAY-Z, Lewis Capaldi, Louis Theroux (DJ set), Jackie Bird beatboxing, someone throwing cheese at a baby, and a busker playing Wonderwall on loop for hours

Enjoy a complimentary raw croque monsieur with farmhouse bread, cheese slice and rustic salad garnish - exclusively for itisoners!

Play with Fyre

White sand beaches, crystal clear blue water... it's no wonder that Barra is known as the Bahamas of the north. With today's deal, you'll be able to experience its incredible beauty first-hand, surrounded by the world's most incredible influencers, with everyone from Kylie Jenner to Gemma Collins making an appearance at the star-studded event. After arriving to your own wee slice of Barradise, you'll take part in an island-wide treasure hunt to find your accommodation. With pods, yurts, huts, tipis, circus tents and luxury tent-villa-pods all up for grabs, it'll then be an adrenaline-fuelled race to get yours as soon as an official yells "oh my god, we don't have enough tents. Just bagsy one!"

You'll then get settled in with your new friends (the 12-16 people sharing your 2 man tent) before heading out for a bite to eat at one of our gourmet street food stalls. Taking inspiration from local Scottish cuisine, you can tuck into dishes like frites et fromage, and those deep fried Mars Bars that we all definitely eat all of the time.

World's most incredible event

Once the sun sets, Fyre really heats up, with world-class musicians mingling with really, really, really good looking women frolicking in bikinis. Boasting an eclectic line-up, your ears will be treated to a huge range of musical delights as well as avant garde theatrical performances including someone throwing a cheese slice at a baby, and an authentic busking experience of a lone guitarist playing Wonderwall on loop for hours.

Fab feedback from the original Fyre

"We're learned from our mistakes, and I'm really proud to help it'son bring this festival to Scotchland - it's going to be unlike anything the world has ever seen." Billy McFarland, speaking from New York State Penitentiary

"It was really exciting, and actually worked out really well for us!" Head of Sales, DisasterTents.com

"Never again. The decisions made by the organisers were absolutely shocking." Person who willingly paid thousands of dollars to see Ja Rule and Blink 182



"I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray!!!" Ja Rule, Fyre Fest organiser



If you've read this far, then you may have cottoned on to the fact that we're just having a bit of a giggle for April Fools. We're actually quite good at running events (we pride ourselves on never needing disaster tents). Join itison to be the first to hear about some very exciting events we're planning later this year!