With my mom away for the weekend, it was finally my chance to seduce Dad!

Saturday morning I got all dolled up and started making breakfast in bed for him.

I heard his door open and struck my sexiest pose with the morning light streaming in behind me.

He just stumbled past me, closed the blinds, then stumbled back to bed, locking his door. He slept until 2pm, completely oblivious about what he was missing out on.