Regular price $19.99 Sale price $0.00 Unit price / per

Allotting 7 days to celebrate sharks is weak.

Having never felt fear, sharks cruise through the ocean like a security guard on a Segway. To celebrate these primitive, violent behemoths, we’ve fashioned a special dick to honor and lambast all those shark emulators in your land-locked life. Know a bully who ruthlessly severs the limbs of the less powerful around her? Send her a dick to celebrate her ferocity. Have a friend who was attacked by a shark and lost an appendage? Don’t. Do not under any circumstances, send him this shark dick. If you doubt the versatility of this shark dick, check out this amazing shark dick: Shark attack!

A free note card is included.

Every order is sent anonymously!

Your secret is safe with us.