I’m proud to say that I have been completely vegan and gluten free for an entire hour. After watching this heart breaking video, I couldn’t bare to go on as a selfless murderer to have a yummy, delicious, mouthwatering burger. If those sharks can realize that other animals are friends, and not food, then so can I. Thankfully, the experimental avant-garde scene has a strong voice, and that voice is yelling at the top of its lungs, “STOP EATING MEAT YOU MURDERING MONSTERS! IF YOU KILL OTHER ANIMALS YOU WILL BE GOING TO HELL!” This is almost exclusively being yelled by artist and activist Jen O. Side.

Throughout Jenny’s life, she was constantly mocked by her peers. Not because she was a vegetarian, but because she went to the extreme and refused to eat anything that cast a shadow. To compensate for her loneliness she would create sculptures out of anything that could be reused, such as manure and fertilizer. However, despite these indecipherable works of art, Jenny was still viewed as a weirdo by her peers. In an exclusive interview with a former classmate of hers, who wished to remain anonymous, Hugh Jass stated “she carried around her cow poop sculptures every time she made one, which was like, three times a week. She would also go around the cafeteria and call anyone eating meat a hell-bound murderer.”

While she had been seen as an outcast by everyone in her town, including the cows who raised her, the experimental avant-garde community admired her works of art as no one had been brave and/or mentally unstable enough to explore the world of fecal art. Her most recent work, titled Propane, Propane Accessories, and Eternal Damnation, has been receiving glowing reviews from art critics around the world.

When asked to be interviewed on her impressive works, the Shady Homes Mental Institution declined my guest pass, claiming she was unfit to communicate with the outside world.