“What?” ~ Radiohead fans on Thom Yorke's lyrics

“What?!” Thom Yorke on Thom Yorke's lyrics

The most common misunderstood lyrics of the band Radiohead.



In actuality, you cannot understand any of Radiohead's lyrics. The many that have attempted to understand have either contracted acute cases of SEHS, or have failed. Because they use a Stephen Hawking-esque voice for all of their songs, it is commonly thought that people subconciously link these songs to his theories, which have also been known to cause SEHS.

The irony is that most of these lyrics make more sense than the actual ones do.





Airbag [ edit ]

In a mix of warmth,

Jack my turnip up,

I am bored again.

You need a long sign,

force it up and down,

I am bored again.



In a interstellar bed,

I'm black to destroy the universe.

Addicted to sex,

all at the same time,

I am stoned again.

In a fly,

you've stolen a car

I'm amazed I didn't survive

Your Airbags have saved my life.



In a interstellar bed,

I'm black to destroy the universe.

[x3]

I am born a gimp.

(Moans)

Kid A [ edit ]

EE-----yayyy, Aaaaaah, oh, eeyayayhey, Ay-yeaay, Badger badger...

Bangers & Mash [ edit ]

You shit me, shit me, shit me, ow You shit me, shit me and now I want Ford I'm wandering the mall I’m shitting out the stall It’s all been sent to mother's mail

The singers and the hash The niggers are for cash You're slitting in the tub, baby, or you're not

Whatever turns you on Whatever gets you off Chief of pro-lice or The vice-chancellor Ford Ford and Gladys, blah, blah The Victor or the fudge You're hanging onto my little red hook

Because you shit me, shit me, shit me, ow I've got the slow gun, slow gun And I want Ford

If you are on the stop then it is a long prop The pryes are his flower we're charging by the hour If you are on the stop then it is a long prop If you stare out of the dark, The black will steal our back Back out of your soul

The bitch, bitch, bitch Came through The bitch, bitch, bitch Came through The bitch, bitch, bitch

I'm choking you down I'm choking you down I'm choking you down When I go down I'm choking you down I'm choking you down I'm wandering in the mall I`m shitting out the stall, yeah Because you shit me, shit me, shit me, ow I've got my slow gun I've got my slow gun I've got my slow gun, hear Hear, I’ve got the slow gun

Creep [ edit ]

I'm a crepe, I'm a wierdough.

Sheep running up the debt. Sheep run, run run run

-Or-

When I was here, be four I went to the sea But then a giant penguin Came and ate me I want you two know this After i'm dead I wish I was penguin You fucking penguin

But I'm a fish I'm a tuna What the hell am I seeing here I'm being thrown up here

It really hurts I mean a lot After being digested It dosent make you look hot I'm positively dying out in the air I wish I was penguin You fucking penguin

But I'm a fish I'm a tuna What the hell am I seeing here I was being thrown up there

l33t, I'm really going down... feet, soon im going to have fun, fun, fun fuuunn...

Whatever eats your finger Whatever you want I wish I was penguin You fucking penguin

But I'm a fish I'm a tuna What the hell am I seeing here I was being thrown up there I was being thrown up there

Cheeeeeese! Yadda yadda ya!

Blow Out [ edit ]

In my mine, and Naruto heals Palatine Karen, water! Feel! You could bring a tongue... (All wrapped in cunnilunga, all wrapped up in joogaboogaboo) I'm too stoned. Everything i tongue... (All wrapped in cunnilunga, all wrapped up in joogaboogaboo) I'm too stoned.

(Go JONNY!! FASTER!!!<3)🎶🎸🐓🌋

I AM EFFUSED Just a case of blowholes I AM GLAD™®© (trashbag bran) Just a case of crackheads

Everything i tongue... (All wrapped in cunnilunga, all wrapped up in joogaboogaboo) I'm too stoned.

The Bends [ edit ]

The planet is a gumdrop in a sea of beer. The planet is a gundam in a sea of fear.

Fake Plastic Trees [ edit ]

Gringo spastic warbling can

for a fake chinese robert plant

it wades around, it wades around

or

the worms are mine, the worms are mine

or

it wears fur harp, it wears fur harp

or

it wears meow, it wears meow

or

nut in the nigger, nut in the nigger

or

the weazels out, the weazels out... (Jonny, get me' weazel back)

Go To Sleep [ edit ]

We don't want balloonists takin over!

High And Dry [ edit ]

Touch and sell your neat confection, you think that's pretty clever, don't touch flies... flying on your motorcycle... watching all the ground beneath you fall



Dead worms will spit at you, you will be the one screaming out... You broke your friends cell phone you will be the one... to pay him back





I Will [ edit ]

I will

Pwn this clown

And also this fucker

In Halo underground

I won't let this crazy hobo near my children

Meet the cast of Real World coming out of your tv shelf

Don't think about elephants (Inception referance)

Sitting ducks

I will rise up

Little babies eyes, eyes eyes eyes Little teletubies eyes, eyes eyes eyes Little bags of ice, ice ice ice (baby) Those boobs look nice, nice nice nice

Black Star [ edit ]

I get some big dork and you're standing in a well dressed gnome

I try to stay awake it's been 58 hours since I last slept with gnus

Blame it on friendster, blame it on a froggy's pie, blame it on saddle horn that rings the phone

Paranoid Android [ edit ]

His goodyear boys are trying to get some breast from all the unborn chitlins roosting in my bed

Hair Gel, hair gel, come on rain down on me farmer grape vine

Please can you stop the noise I'm trying to buy a vest

For all the stubborn deccorative choices in my head

Abu - dabi

Eebi Geebi

I may be polaroid but not a depressive maniacal Marvin the paranoid android.



-Or-



Please could you stop me from touching myself to rest,

From using the unborn chicken devices in my head.

Fuck this,

Fuck this.

When I am Queen you will be sucking against my wall,

With your opinions which is of no funk-a-quinces.

Fuck this,

Fuck this.

This shirt makes you look pretty ugly,

Eat a squealing goose you little fat piggy.

You don't remember, You don't remember

When i did your little neighbor.

I put his head in my head now, i put in my head now,

I don't even remember his name, which makes me look dumb.

Play now, Play now, come on Play now, Amen.

From the graveyard, from the graveyard,

Play now, Play now, come on Play now, Amen.

From the graveyard, from the graveyard,

Lets eat him, He'll eat me, That cracker will fix you.

He'll dust me, and scream in me and live with me.

The planet, the vomit, the planet, the vomit,

the useless children, the useless children, Yeah.

(Screams)

Karma Police [ edit ]

He's like a Detroit Julio (Iglesias?)

I've given all a candle but we're still on the Ross_Perot

Phonetic pig I lost my salt I lost my salt

OR

Yeah, forensic, I lost my cell, I lost my cell phone

OR

I lost Marcel

Let Down [ edit ]

The spherical insects, Spherical insects ...

Everything in Its Right Place [ edit ]

Everything, in Israel planes

Everything, in Israel planes

Yesterday I woke up sucking animals

Yesterday I woke up sucking your melon

Yesterday I woke up smoking animals

Yesterday I woke up smoking a lemon

There are tin quarters in my hair

Everything, it is rat piss

Everything, it is rat piss

Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box [ edit ]

After years of waiting, no one came.

As your flesh flashed before my eyes, I realize,

Aboriginal man, get off, get off, get off my cakes

Aboriginal man, get off my cakes, get off my cakes.

Like Spinning Plates [ edit ]

While you fake ditty bitches, I'm peeing porn in bed

you feel me, too delightful, can this lick bread-tarnish?

And this just feels like, fake titties. I'm living in a plastic universe.

2 + 2 = 5 [ edit ]

You are not in, penetration, penetration, penetration

or

You can't nab it, meditation, meditation, meditation, meditation, yeah, my beer

No Surprises [ edit ]

you look like Engelbert Humperdinck

turn down the price is right

they just won a brand new car



noah's bagels and a starbucks

noah's bagels and a starbucks please



search her pretty ass

and search her pretty garter

I know her lumps, and knows her privates

bleed

--OR--

(Written by Santa, highlighting his stance on the disabled)



Nooooooo arms mean no surprises

NOooooooooOOOo arms mean no surprises

Such a pretty ass, such a pretty girl

You And Whose Army [ edit ]

Bolored cheese is so lizardish

We rap too nice

Over Modest Mouse

Pyramid Song [ edit ]

A moon bought from spars and vauxhall cars/ All the things I used to pee

Where I End And You Begin. [ edit ]

There's a cat in the tree, there's a cat where we mean

Bones [ edit ]

I've got to feel your alien bones.

I forgot to feel up idiot blokes.

Lucky [ edit ]

Ham on a roll,

Ham on a roooooooll, Piss tang

He's going to be a glorious gay,

I feel my egg is big

Optimistic [ edit ]

You can try domestic ham

You can try domestic ham

Domestic ham is good enough

or

Nigger try to bust a cap

Nigger try to bust a cap

To bust a cap is good enough

Street Spirit (Fade out) [ edit ]

Frozen ponces, and Blair is fondling me,

I can feel him, Auntie's bloomers touching me,

Arnold's fingers preminition,

Arnold fingers microscopes...



I can feel death,

I help him beat it off..

Immerse your pole in gum.

Sit Down Stand Up [ edit ]

Power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers, power rangers.

Idioteque [ edit ]

Who's gonna fuck her? Who's gonna fuck her?

Woman and children first and the children first, and the children,

I shit until my head explodes.

I swallow until I burst, until I burst, until I,

Who gonna fuck her? Who's gonna fuck her?

I surely won't, I surely won't, surely won't

I fart until my head comes off

Woman and children break dance first and the children first, and the children,

Eddie thinks I'm in love with this thyme

Eddie thinks I'm in love with this thyme

Ice age coming, Ice age coming,

Let me fear both sides, let me fear both sides, let me fear both,

Ice age coming, Ice age coming,

through the DVD's in the fire, through them in the fire, (mumbles)

We're very scared, of the rest,

This is really happening, happening,

We're very scared, of the rest,

This is really happening, happening,

More these movies are coming,

take the (DVD) players and run, take the (DVD) players and run,

Eddie thinks I'm in love with this thyme

Eddie thinks I'm in love with this thyme

("Red Pants for the Children...kasjflksjf...Red Pants for the Children.jhljkghfjh..")

'Idioteque' side notes [ edit ]

Ice Age in the lyrics refers to the actual movie which came out on DVD in 2002.

An unusual phenomenon occurs when children under the age of 13 watch the movie for approximately 30

minutes before they spontaneously combust into flames, which explains the reasons for "On fire goes all the children"

which can be heard in the background near the end of the song.

Videotape [ edit ]

When I'm at the weird fishy gates

This'll be on my videotape

Mestiphopholes is just

beneath he reaches up to grab my Devil Horn

Jigsaw Falling into Place [ edit ]

Just as she likes my band

Just as I kick her to the ground

Just as the drinks arrive

Just as they play my great song

As your bladder disappears

No funger winging like a teen

Purr your head too much

Cum back and fuck us again



The balls abandon shave

They gots A, [jibberish word] bat grind

A-11 blurring in two, one

This place suxorz

Be four the knight, ow!

Be four two animal boys

Open circus phones

Be four, you're cameltoes



How many points for instrumental songs, Pink Floyd?

Words don't come easy, to me



Cum on, let me out



Tricks are failing into a pit full of spikes

There is no thing to export

Reward peaches others ass, you pass now

Cheese looks at pack, yo looks at fuck

No, just twice

No, bust shite

Wash away the rain

Black hole sun, won't you come

You've gots asslight, you cannot feed it on your back!

You've gotta fight, you can kill it with your back

Trickboys failing into assholes, assholes, assholes..

Bodysnatchers [ edit ]

My tuna...understands

Watered air, I dunno

Before the hoes

Jack the popes

Lick your ice

Mumford, yes!

Tuford, no!



I've no idea what I am talking about

Ayn Rand did this potty, and Can...Godot



Mm-mm mmmmmmm...uhhhhhh...uhhhh-uhhhaha

(guitar solo)

Ah-ah-ahhhhhhhhh...uh. Ahhh-ahhaha

(guitar solo)



Euchre sound

Lo-fat bone

Pear imitation...in the egad-uh!

Sod off!



I've no idea what you are talking about

You've got friends, I knew it...Seinfeld...Hogwarts



Ooh-ooh-woahhhhhh-oahhhhhh...ohhhohhoo



(guitar solo)



Crystal Light caught up for you?

Because the Light's caught up for me

It is the 21st century

It is the 21st century

You defile your bathroom door

It broke me to my knees

We've got skin and a crooked hair

We've got skin and a cook, Liairre-err-err

I realize I don't have a face

But I don't have a superhero face

As far as anyone else can see

As far as anyone else can see

I'm alive

(guitar solo)

Ooh-oh-ey-oh-ayayyeah

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no --wuhhuhuhh

(guitar solo)

Oh no no no no no no no no no no -- ya-nanana! nanana!

They see me cummin! They see me cummin! They see me cummin! They see me cummin!

Separator [ edit ]

A slice of corn for the lamb, I bled through the lawn and filthy tree

This Swedish fly threw some hanging fern tree

Fawn of the vagina

Derp - that's being Carrie

A slice of corn for the lamb, I bled through the lawn and filthy tree





Just take Zach Lee

As I'm a member

Every worm

Every desk job

And my arm, it went well





Looking forward, I bled through law imagery

Finally a free war, wait, I can't carry.

(Awwwwww)

An ass-hat war man

Blows my co(c)ver

Any art over beer holder

And a fish now, how to wart her

For Off™ and vagina

That's beer carrying





I felt OP

By a loner

At the flip out

Love is just a normal

I wanna slip over

And get back under





Feral [ edit ]

You

Get the fuck down fool



Joe Joe Joe

Joe Joe Joe

Joe Joe Joe

Get the fuck down

Joe



You

Joe

Oh

Un

Grate

Full

He

Sugar is

You

Fool



Joey

Joey

Joey

Joey

Joey…



Joey

Joey

Joey

Joey

Joey…



Shut the fuck up fool



Oh joy

Oh Joey

Oh joy

Oh Joey



Yo yo

Ma

Yo yo

Ma

Yo yo

Ma

Yo yo

Ma

Yo yo



