Donnie is a character in Trailer Park Boys that is heard, but almost never seen. Nearly all of his (screamed) dialogue occurs in response to an event with something loud (ex. A gun shooting, a car crashing), or something that directly affects him in his trailer (ex. A satellite TV interruption, a surprise handjob from Corey and Trevor) . He is finally seen in Season 11, but with his face blurred out. He is voiced by Mike Smith.

Things he screams. Sorted chronologically Edit

BRENDA, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!! [Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself]

WHAT KIND OF A COCKSUCKER (Indistinct) I ASK YOU, WHAT KIND?! COCKSUCKER! YOU ROTTEN PRICKS! [Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself]

COCK FLIPPIN FUCKIN BASTARD! [Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself]

WELL I DON’T KNOW, WOULD ANYONE HERE LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK?! [Dear Santa Claus, Go Fuck Yourself]

STOP FUCKIN FIRING! [Fuck Community College, Let’s Get Drunk and Eat Chicken Fingers]

WHAT IN THE FUCK?! [Catchphrase; said multiple times]

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU DRUNK BASTARD!! (Jim Lahey Is a Drunk Bastard]

FUCK OFF WITH THE GUN!! [A Dope Trailer is No Place for a Kitty, The Delusions of Officer Jim Lahey and Shit Blizzard]

I PAID FOR IT, FUCK! [If I Can’t Smoke and Swear I’m Fucked]

HOLY FUCK! [The Delusions of Officer Jim Lahey]

FUCK OFF! STOP FUCKIN’ FIRING!! [The Delusions of Officer Jim Lahey]

YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS! [Never Cry Shitwolf]

FOR FUCKS SAKE RICKY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN’ WITH THE SATELLITE?! I PAYED TEN FUCKING DOLLARS, I WANT MY FUCKING SATELLITE SIGNAL!! JESUS CHRIST! YOU FUCK OFF, FUCK YOURSELF! [A Man’s Gotta Eat]

TEN FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH!! [A Man’s Gotta Eat]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT, I PAYED FOR A LADY NOT FUCKING COREY AND TREVOR!!! [Rub 'N Tiz'zug]

NO YOU POUND SAND, UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK!!! CALM DOWN?!? YOU FUCKIN’ CALM DOWN, WHO’S RUNNIN’ THIS FUCKIN’ TRAILER PARK?! [The Green Bastard]

JESUS H CHRIST, I HAVE TO WORK BACK SHIFT TONIGHT!! [The Green Bastard]

FOR FUCKS SAKE, FUCK OFF WITH THE FIREWORKS!!! [Trailer Park Boys: The Movie]

JESUS CHRIST BOYS, EASE OFF WITH THE FUCKIN’ ERECTIONS!!!

WELL DON’T FUCKIN STOP ON MY ACCOUNT!! [Shit Blizzard]

WHO IN THE FUCK STOLE MY GOOD CLOTHES?!?!?! [Three Good Men Are Dead]

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY!! [Three Good Men Are Dead]

FUCK OFF WITH THE COCKSUCKIN' NOISE! [The Fuckin V-Team]

HEY LOOK, IT’S PATRICK FUCKIN' SWAYZE’S BAR! [The Dirty Dancer]

WHO PISSED ON THE FUCKIN’ TOILET SEAT?! [Why in the Fuck Is My Trailer Pink?]

FUCK OFF WITH THE FUCKIN’ NOISE!! [A Dancer for Money]

JESUS CHRIST WHO THE FUCK DID YOU SELL IT TO?! [The Liqour Snurf]

OH YEAH WELL I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA SUCK MY COCK!! [You Want the Lot Fees, Suck Them Out of the Tip of My Cock]

NO FUCK YOU MUSCLES! [You Want the Lot Fees, Suck Them Out of the Tip of My Cock]

JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!! ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME?! I JUST HAD THAT THING RE-GRAVELLED!! [Chlamydia]

OH YOU’RE FUCKIN RIGHT YOU WILL! AND YOU TELL FUCKIN’ RICKY I WANT THOSE FUCKIN CHICKEN FINGERS REPLACED HE TOOK LAST FRIDAY!! [Chlamydia]

I DON’T FUCKIN’ KNOW YET!! [Chlamydia]

JESUS FUCKIN CRHIST ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDIN ME?! [The Cunt Word]

FUCK YOU! IT’S NOT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER, YOU STUPID COCKSUCKER!! I SHOULD BE FUCKIN’ WASTED BY NOW! [The Cunt Word]

AH, FUCK OFF! [The Cunt Word]

OH RICKY WAS USING THAT FUCKIN THING WAS HE?! HO-LY FUCK! THAT COCKSUCKER! [The Cunt Word]

SMASH MY FUCKIN WINDOW, COCK SUCKIN FUCKIN FUCK!! [The Cunt Word]

JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST! FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU COCKSUCKER! IS THIS YOUR FUCKING HAMMER?! FUCK YOU RICKY!! YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH ME RICKY?! I’LL FUCKIN’ KILL YOU! YOU FUCKIN’ COCKSUCKER!! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU RICKY!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK YOU! AND I’M TAKING THESE MOTHERFUCKING CHICKEN FINGERS AND YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF!! FUUUCK!! [The Cunt Word]

YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE THIS FUCKIN THING BEFORE I CHANGE MY FUCKIN MIND! LOST THE FUCKIN REMOTE ANYWAY! [Flow Me The Money]

FUCK OFF WITH THE FUCKIN ANNOUNCEMENTS! [Angel Shit Sent Down From Jesus God]

WELL I HOPE YOU’RE WILLIN’ TO SUCK IT OUT OF THE EYE OF MY COCK, CUZ I DON’T FUCKIN’ HAVE IT! [Angel Shit Sent Down From Jesus God]

JESUS CHRIST I JUST REPLACED THAT FUCKIN’ THING! [Angel Shit Sent Down From Jesus God]

THAT’S MY GARBAGE FROM LAST FUCKIN’ WEEK, PICK IT THE FUCK UP! [The Pepperoni Cobra]

WELL YOU’RE NOT TRYIN' HARD ENOUGH, YOU’RE FUCKIN’ LAZY!! [The Pepperoni Cobra]

RANDY YOU FUCKIN’ COCKSUCKER, I WAS HAVIN’ A GREAT DREAM ABOUT FUCKIN’ SOMETHIN’ IN A TREE! [Satan’s Bastards]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO ONE’S BURNIN’ DOWN MY COCKSUCKIN’ TRAILER!! [Satan’s Bastards]

HOLY FUCKIN’ CRAP THEY’RE DRAGGIN’ ME AROUND THE PARK! MY ASS CHEEKS ARE BEING SHREDDED! [Satan’s Bastards]

JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST! YOU’VE BEEN PULLIN ME AROUND FOR TWO FUCKIN HOURS! HOW MUCH GAS DO YOU HAVE IN THAT FUCKIN TANK?! [Satan’s Bastards]

WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THE COMMOTION?! I’M TRYIN’ TO SLEEP YOU FUCKIN’ COCKSUCKER!! [Space Weed]

FUCK!! WHERE’S THE BATTERY BACKUP, YOU LYING COCKSUCKER!!! [Hurricane Ricky]

Trivia Edit

In the original Trailer Park Boys movie and season 1, He was the soundman. Oddly, both times you hear him, he's been shot.



Ricky calls him "Danny".

According to Ray, he's had his trailer burned down multiple times.

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