Not sounding creepy or anything, but I knew you as soon as I saw your username/website on my package. Allow me to refresh your memory: Reddit secret santa 2011. You sent a wonderful cornucopia of gifts to a certain (and grateful) redditor gooch9000. I know 2011 was so 9 months ago, but remember the address you sent it to? Maybe not, but it happens to be my address as well. Thats right, gooch9000 is my boyfriend and we live together. Of the (I'm sure) thousands of pet exchange participants and the world record breaking number of secret santa participants, you, my friend hatcore, got the two of us. (insert tim & eric blown mind gif here!)

Proof? Theres a picture of us wearing our hats! hatcore.com plug!

Holy crap, all that aside, I would have never imagined the generosity you have shown us. My cat is now even more spoiled rotten than before. I opened the box, let her scope it out, and she was pulling out toys before I could even remove them from their packaging. I'm exercising some self control by only giving her a couple at a time, lest we appear on the cat version of hoarders. She did have her moment of glory though while splayed over the laid out goods. There were treats, rattle balls, wand teaser ends, a wind-up mouse, and stuffed nip-laced toys! She immediately went for the stuffed bird, which I had to pry away from her to cut it away from the cardboard backing. She been biting and sitting on and licking the hell out of it since yesterday. I think I've been replaced. Again, gooch9000, zombie, and I thank you so much for everythingI!