Such drama today with Tagg Romney! Oh my God, no, don’t worry. He didn’t show Josh’s wife the mix CD he made for you. We know, we know. All that Nick Drake! She would have freaked out.

O.K., so anyway, in a radio show in, like, literally North Carolina, Tagg Romney was asked about the experience of “[hearing] president of the United States call your dad a liar.” So Tagg goes, like laughingly, “Jump out of your seat and you want to rush down to the stage and take a swing at him. But you know you cant do that because, well, first because there's a lot of Secret Service between you and him, but also because that’s the nature of the process.”

Ahh! Where is all this passion when you’re asking Tagg whether Josh is “in a strange mood lately and if it’s relationship stuff or just work stuff”? Tagg is so brave to be so stoic about what obviously must be very complicated and tortured feelings. And, oh God, what if Tagg’s in love with you, too? It’s, what did he say?, “the nature of the process.”