8 Types of Classmates You Had in High School

The Tasmanian Devil.

This was the kid with the very severe behavior disorder. He just couldn’t sit still for longer than a minute and would constantly cause trouble. He would throw papers and harass girls. If you let him borrow a pencil, he’d snap it in half just for fun. They spent entire lunch periods discovery what new disgusting things they could do with their food.

The Socially Deprived.

This student didn’t say a word in any class. They just sat in the back of the class, usually drawing odd cartoons and sketches. They liked wearing thick trench coats and carrying around handheld video games. There’s nothing they love more than Anime. You wouldn’t see the socially deprived at many events outside of high school because they were often at home learning some important magic spells.

The Slow Reader.

There was a point during every class that the teacher would ask people to read the textbook aloud and that’s when the slow reader would make his grand appearance. The slow reader wasn’t necessarily the dumbest in the room but once it came down to reading outside they turned into Lennie from Of Mice and Men. Phonics will change your life.

The Distraction.

The distraction comes in many shapes in sizes. It could from anywhere between the kid with the squeaky shoes to the girl with deceptively large breasts. More often then not it’s just the kid next to you that smells like they woke up in a puddle of piss and then took a bath in hot warm urine. I’d like to think that the smelly kid knows he stinks but just truly doesn’t care at all. Great kid.

The Center of Attention.

This person believes everyone goes to school just to see her. They start every class by telling everyone what they did over the weekend. When the teachers walks in and asks the class “How are you?” the center of attention takes it upon themselves to answer on behalf of everyone. They are often seen crying in public and complaining about relationship problems.

The Pregnant Girl.

Teenage girls just love getting pregnant and there always one in your high school class. It could be multiple girls but it could easily be the same girl getting pregnant again every 9 months. The best part about the pregnant girl is that she doesn’t miss a single day of school. They show up for all 9 months, have the baby over the weekend and come back on monday ready to take a midterm.

The Shouter.

This is usually the dumbest person in the room. Anytime the teacher asks a question, they yell out a complete guess. They never raise their hands because they are incapable of thinking before they speak. As soon as a thought pops into their head they must scream it. There is a direct correlation between them shouting a correct answer and the volume in which it is shouted out.

Curious George.

The class is about to end and the teacher asks, “Are there any questions?” Right before you think class is going to end early, Curious George raises their hand and asks the most in-depth question that requires so much time to be answered. This person clearly hasn’t figured out Google yet so they must get all their information from the high school staff and faculty.