Reddit Patron Warlock

From the depths of the internet's greasiest recesses, a million-headed hydra squirms in eternal torment, permanently engaged in an incestuous Sisyphean autocannibalistic orgy. Those who seek its wisdom are granted their powers in exchange for their lives being wasted as they stare into its black abyss for all eternity while life passes by around them. Warlocks of Reddit, unlike most who fall victim to its lure, at least get some compensation out of it. When receiving their boons, they recite the ancient, forbidden chant of "thanks for the gold, kind patron!"

Expanded Spell List Reddit lets you choose from an expanded list of spells when you learn a warlock spell. The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you. Reddit Expanded Spells Spell Level Spells 1st false life, heroism 2nd silence, zone of truth 3rd conjure animals, enemies abound 4th arcane eye, Mordenkainen's private sanctum 5th immolation, legend lore False Life. You you will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment your greasy fingers touch the screen.

You you will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment your greasy fingers touch the screen. Heroism. We did it, Reddit!

We did it, Reddit! Silence. Silence, L I B E R A L

Silence, Zone of Truth. Cunningham's Law.

Cunningham's Law. Conjure Animals. chonkers did a heckin good floof

chonkers did a heckin good floof Enemies Abound. /r/politics

/r/politics Arcane Eye. Doxxing.

Doxxing. Mordenkainen's Private Sanctum. Quarantined subreddits.

Quarantined subreddits. Immolation. Downvote.

Downvote. Legend Lore. Incredibly specific niche subreddits.

Straw Puppet Starting at 1st level, you can create an illusory duplicate of yourself which argues with you poorly yet incessantly, making your own point of view look reasonable in comparison. As an action, you create a perfect illusion of yourself that lasts for 1 minute, or until you lose your concentration (as if you were concentrating on a spell). The illusion appears in an unoccupied space that you can see within 30 feet of you. As a bonus action on your turn, you can move the illusion up to 30 feet to a space you can see, but it must remain within 120 feet of you. For the duration, you can cast spells as though you were in the illusion's space, but you must use your own senses. Additionally, when both you and your illusion are within 5 feet of a creature that can see the illusion, you have advantage on attack rolls against that creature, given how distracting the illusion is to the target.

Master Troll Starting at 6th level, you are strengthened by your own inadequacy. When you roll with disadvantage, you can instead pick either result on the die as though it were advantage. Once you have used this ability three times, you must complete a long rest before you can troll again.

Moderation Starting at 10th level, Reddit makes you a mod. You become attracted to members of the same sex of your species, and you gain the power to remove 'posts' that make you sad. When a creature targets you with an attack, you can use your reaction to recite an ambiguously-worded subreddit rule and force the creature to make a Wisdom save against your spell save DC. On a failed save, the creature must re-target its attack. If there are no other valid targets, the creature targets you.