You will be left a tortured husk, devoid of all feeling when you are assaulted by one of absolutely everything we make for this Kickstarter as well as an evening with Uncle Mike himself! Shriek in horror as Uncle Mike teaches you the game as well as serves you an adequate meal all in the comfort of the top-secret laboratory! Travel expenses and any related hospital bills will not be covered…however you can skip the shipping by picking up all your stuff when you visit. This is a non-romantic visit. Touching Uncle Mike is prohibited.

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