Monokuma - Hello! Welcome to The Despair Games, punks! In this amazing game that I, THEE Monokuma has created...two teams, Team Hope and Team Despair will compete in a challenge each week to gain immunity for their team. Whichever team loses that challenge (Such despair...) will be put up on the chopping block just like my salmon! And you readers at home will vote who of the blackened team needs to be PUNISHED. *Unsheathes claws* Upupuppupupupu! Before we get started, I would like to introduce the teams! In Team Hope (Eww) we have...Makoto Naegi! Name: Makoto Naegi Age: 16 Favorite Quote: YOU GOT THAT WRONG! Monokuma - Next up is.... Name: Leon Kuwata Age: 16 Favorite Quote: MORON! Monokuma: Who could forget... Name: Chihiro Fujisaki Age: 16 Favorite Quote: I'm probably just imagining things, but did we ever meet somewhere before? Monokuma - *sips drink* Oh! Here's the next person! Name: Mondo Oowada Age: 16 Favorite Quote: Name's Mondo Owada. Nice to fuckin' meetcha. Monokuma - Here is....NUMBER 5! Name: Hifumi Yamada Age: 16 Favorite Quote: Boobalicious Fever! Monokuma - What a weird guy...weirder than this next guy. Name: Kiyotaka Ishimaru Age: 16 Favorite Quote: When you see someone naked, you can tell at a glance whether they're trustworthy or not. Which is why it's necessary for us to bare ourselves to each other! So show me what you've got! Show me everything! Monokuma - Let's get on with it, so I can eat my honey. Name: Byakuya Togami Age: 16 Favorite Quote: Money...Wait, that's not a quote...whatever. Monokuma: And finally, this one! Name: Yasuhiro Hagakure Age: 16 Favorite Quote: I beg of you! save me, O God almighty, Buddha, Heavenly Mother, Universe, Supreme Kai. Monokuma - *sigh* What characters! Time for my favorite flavor of everything, Team Des-BEAR! Starting off with... Name: Chiaki Nanami Age: 16 Favorite Quote: Obsessing over stuff doesn't solve anything, right? Yep, I should stop thinking and play video games. Monokuma: Didn't know Team Despair would be all ladies! Just more reason to like em' Name: Sonia Nevermind Age: 16 Favorite Quote: Gundham, who tames the Four Dark Devas as he pleases, is so much cooler than any ultimate weapon! Monokuma: *starts sweating* Is it getting hot in here or is just me? No, it's hot in here. Can someone please turn the heat down? Jeez. Name: Akane Owari