WELL, at 7:30am the doorbell rings and a MASSIVE package is at my door.

And there's reddit on it. There's a LOT of reddit on it.

I ran upstairs and I opened the package and I thought I was imagining things, because there was basically every snack-able delectable you can THINK OF. This is THE MOST generous gift I've ever recieved on redditgifts and I don't even know her username!

I'm American living in England, and I have no idea how she found all of this. I literally have no idea. I'm willing to bet she flew to america and back!

You dear, are an awesome awesome human being. Thank you so much, I really cannot express my thanks in stronger words.

The list: Cheez-it Pretzel M&M's Easy Cheese (SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT IN THE UK?) Chicken Biskit Pop Secret Fritos Chocolate Peeps Jelly beans Beef Jerkey (I haven't had this in YEARS) Doritos STRAWBERRY MARSHMALLOWS (Again, I haven't had these since I was a kid) Snyder's Buttermlk ranch pieces Poptarts Payday Bars KoolAid heheh Nuts.com Nuts Mix Cheetos Gobstoppers Hello Kitty sweets Reese's Peanutbutter Eggs Peanut butter Crackers German Chocolate

I don't know if it's humanly possible to eat all of this, so I'm going to be sharing the love. Thanks so much! Please tell me your username so I can karma you up!