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"The first time I bought it it was more of an experiment, to see what it was about. So after drinking the first 12 pack I turned right around and order two more 12 packs. It's just good water!" – Sean M.

"So deadly it killed the cancer in my liver. And also me as well. Hell isn't so bad, we have wifi down here." – Anthony F.

"Great product. Great people. Why hasn't water from a can been given to us yet???! It tastes so much better and it stays so much colder... and now I can put my collection of beer koozies to good use! For real give this a shot it's the best water on the market." – Stanley J.