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Bob: Get out your secret weapon (you decide what it is, just make it something insane) and destroy the bidybabs,by ripping them apart limb by limb with your secret weapon. Then go into the vent to the primary control module.

Looks like it’s time to get out your secret weapon. You reach into your pocket, humming some sort of theme that increases in pitch as it goes on, and pull out…

A tube of toothpaste stuck to a VHS tape of an episode of The Immortal and the Restless!

Wait, what? That’s all you’ve got? That’s insane! This might not go as well as you thought, but it’s probably worth a shot. You toss the somehow both slimy and crusty combination into the crowd, praying for the best. One Bidybab grabs it, giggles to herself, and skitters away. Fuck. That was a good episode. It’s the one where Vlad’s ex-girlfriend comes to visit, and Clara is not happy about it. You’re not sure whether to hope that Bidybab enjoys the episode or hates it. There must be another way!

Njjeppson: Knock over the stacks of Bidybabs like dominoes and stomp on the survivors.

Alright, that seems more likely to work! You lightly shove a Bidybab over, hoping it will cause a massive chain reaction, and...nothing? Oh no! You now realise that the Bidybabs have arranged themselves in a domino-free formation as to prevent this from happening! This makes you wonder if this has happened before. You try your second idea and stomp on the Bidybabs, but your pathetic little shoes are no match for the solid and expertly crafted plastic and metal that the Bidybabs are constructed with. Shit. Any other ideas?

4_eyed_cyclops 3: this time it's personal: Just kick the shits.

Dragonify: Let’s just kick them all over the place and show them the middle finger >:D

Jet Star's Sidekick: Kick them away or something, they aren't that sturdy. Or find a desk to hide under.

Alright...You’re not sure this will work due to your previous attempts which seemed pretty smart, but it’s the only thing you’ve got. You swing your foot back and slam it into a blackened Bidybab’s torso, and it goes flying through the air! Finally. You were getting pretty worried about how to defeat those little guys.

You rapidly punt the little guys away, sending them soaring across the room, smacking into the ceiling and walls. All of their attacks against you have no effect as you defeat them swiftly. Eventually you reach the Primary Control Module after wading through the pool of little bodies.

You manage to tune out the overlapping chatter of all the HandUnits you brought and look around the room. Two windows, each equipped with two buttons and one entrance, while an entrance to another room sits in front of you. There’s also a pretty cool Baby clock on the wall. Neat.

One tiny cracked Bidybab runs past you and into the central vent. You hear very, very soft chatter followed by a huge scream! Whoever’s in there sounds angry. On the other hand, you hear a music box playing in the room to your left, and footsteps in the room to your right. You gotta go somewhere.

What do you do?