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A few months ago, South Park had picked up on the presidential campaign and did some pretty hilarious episodes starring Mr. Garrison. For those of you who don’t know Mr. Garrison, he’s a gay, bald headed teacher who curses back at foulmouthed kids and had a sex change operation so as to become a pugnacious domineering lesbian before finally going back to being a gay man…after he chased down his escaping penis down some dangerous alleyways and had it reinstalled.

Now, I must confess — I’m an incorrigible Clinton fan. That means Bill, Hillary and Chelsea. I heard Chelsea had baby(s), but I haven’t looked into that situation. I’m pretty sure if I met the baby(s), I’d be an automatic fan. No, I don’t believe Hillary has ex CIA paratroopers that she uses as mercenaries in her vast efforts to take out foes. And yes, I do think the Clinton Foundation’s reduction of Malaria medicine cost in Africa by 90% is pretty cool and not Trump Universitylike at all. South Park creators have always had it in for Hillary causing my left eyelid to flutter rapidly and my heart to murmur instead of doing the regular beating. Because when they lean on you, they lean on you HARD.

Why have I turned this into a South Park fanatic tangent? Because shortly after a few skits on President Garrison aired, the creators abruptly ended them. In an interview (after lots and lots of people downvoted this decision), they had a simple explanation: Trump does in real life more outrageously comical things than they can conjure up. His life easily supersedes imagination and they simply couldn’t keep up. I personally, wasn’t satisfied.

That’s what crossed and changed my mind when I bumped into this beauty yesterday:

This is not an Onion article that The Hill illegally stole. Even the silly gawking expression is ACTUAL. Which begs the question..How can you beat this as a satirist? How can 63 million people after having been shown extended HD previews of what POTUS would be like, have voted for him? Are flagrantly debilitating laws as Affirmative Action and the Civil Rights Act so threatening to their position in society? Destroy the society to protect it from itself perhaps? I hope the Scribes are archiving all these unfolding events. You’d have to be a truly godawful instructor to bore students in a US History 101 class 20 years from now.