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So. The trailer for the Sonic The Hedgehog 2019 movie was released today: So. The trailer for the Sonic The Hedgehog 2019 movie was released today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaB…





It looks.....bad. There's just so much to unpack. The slightly-too-stale trailer humor, the choice to make Eggman thin, the music, the motion capture.....there's just so much. It looks so heinous. So perplexingly, astoundingly bad. I'm probably going to go see it twice.









no lie, i'm actually pretty hyped, i love this movie already





some people are taking issue with the terrifying gremlin that is Sonic's design. "uncanny", and "worrisome" and "oh god why does he have human teeth are they for eating flesh-" Butpeople are taking issue with the terrifying gremlin that is Sonic's design.They're saying it's, andand





Bah. I for one am ready to embrace my scary blue goblin son. I love him. The only thing that bothers me about the design is.....ah, pretty much everything about it, but still. Nnnnnot of big fan of the mashing of a furry animal head onto a motion capture human body (his legs are too human and that makes his nudity kind of....questionable), nor the humanoid lips and teeth. Kinda wish they'd have just committed to a more animalistic design, but hey, Sonic's original design is weird (human hands and feet, gloves for some reason, honestly looks nothing like a hedgehog), and couldn't have been easy to adapt for a three-dimensional computer model.





Movie drops in November. My body is ready









