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Pig: Hey, Steph, what's it take to be a syndicated cartoonist? Is it being a good writer? Knowing a lot of jokes? Having the right pen? Pastis: Well, Pig, you have to- Rat: ...Be a lonely nerd in high school who spent all his time drawing because he had no friends and couldn't attract girls. Pastis: We do have feelings, you know. Rat: Feelings, sure. It's dates you couldn't get.