KLOWNUS: I'm letting the world know how I feel about Tim Tebow!

HOBO: Does the world care?



KLOWNUS: Of course the world cares! Why else have a comments section?

HOBO: To get you to spend more time on the site. Why do you think the comments are stuck at the bottom after the interesting content?



KLOWNUS: Hello, Sports Talk Radio? My friend has this stupid theory that Internet comments are just to drive up audience!

RADIO: Interesting theory. What do our other listeners think?



