I don’t understand Why people AREN’T talking about:



If you urinate in your pants: People think that’s gross



If you defecate in your pants: People think that’s gross



If you ejaculate in your pants: People think that’s gross



If you sneeze without covering your nose: People think that’s gross



If you cough without covering your mouth: People think that’s gross



If you hock a loogie: People think that’s gross



If you’re on your period and bleed through your pants:

People think that’s gross, but it’s THE PATRIARCHY’S FAULT!