*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*

*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*

*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*

*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*

*Take smelly poop then turn up heat, close windows, close door, and leave it for the next unlucky person crew*

*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*

*Ass eaters anonymous crew*