Maybe you can help me with this.

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex (known to their friends and the world as Harry and Meghan) decided last week to step back as “senior” members of the British royal family and become financially independent.

Well, good for them! I wish them well.

And if they ever need help with any of the problems that come with the ordinary, run-of-the-mill non-royal life they seek to lead, they can certainly write to my Dear John column and I will try to help. In fact, I’ll put their problem at the top of my stack.

But that’s not what I really want to talk about.

Does anyone know how I can apply for Harry’s old job? I’ve looked on Indeed.com and the royal family doesn’t seem to have listed that position quite yet. I’d like to get my résumé in before the job is officially posted.

I know, I’m not British. But I’ve been drinking tea my entire life. And I do like a spot of gin now and again — just like Queen Elizabeth is said to fancy.

I’m really good with people. I can talk to stuffy folks about nothing with the best of them. Heck, I’ve been writing about stuffy stuff for over 45 years.

I am good at waving. And while I haven’t cut a ribbon yet, I’m pretty sure I can handle it with some practice.

I also know all the hot social issues of the day and can adjust my current positions to fit whatever it is the royal family wants them to be.

I can even ride a horse. You might, however, have to take out some of those old uniforms Harry wore because I’m a bit un-slender these days. I can work on the weight issue but not the one about age. Yeah, I’m quite a bit older than Harry.

I can’t bring along a “Meghan” for the Duchess job, but give me a budget and I’ll hire someone who is equally good at waving.

Most importantly, I don’t mind being financially dependent on the royal family and the British people. In fact, I think I’d enjoy it.

There’s just one thing: I need to know how much Harry’s old position pays. And I hope the royal family will pay for my relocation costs.

I hope the Queen will give me a call so we can discuss this.