Despite the enticing name this chili sauce was a flop.

Don’t get me wrong, Larry has made a delicious sauce with a sweet and smokey flavour. It’s made from Habanero chili and also has some Chipotle in there, giving it a lovely dark appearance. It’s an oozer, and is quite thick and unctuous on the pour, requiring some spanking to spew forth. I lathered it all over my rissole and steamed veg and had a lovely meal.

However, we’re not here to fuck spiders, we’re here to rip our faces apart with blistering heat.

Unfortunately Larry, even with your Pussy Juice dripping down my chin I was left unaroused.

Heat Rating – 3/10

Taste Rating – 7/10

Ring Sting – 0/10

Price – $12

Purchased from – http://www.chilimojo.com.au