It's a small pillow of the forever alone guy. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take it.

I will accept it though. And I suppose it does sort of fit nicely with a reddit gift exchange.

Perhaps my secret Santa is hinting to me that my love for comics, movies, and video games may be leading towards a life of loneliness?

Is he saying that I should have given a broader description of myself in my profile?

I did say 'surprise me'. Though, this is somehow unsurprising.

If my fiance allows - I will display this prominently as an example of rolling the reddit dice.