Joakim Noah doesn't think Cleveland is a vacation destination? Clearly, the guy isn't spending enough time on ESPN Travel. He'd know about the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame, the Great Lakes Science Center, the Cleveland Museum of Natural History, Progressive Field and the Cleveland Botanical Garden. Oh yes, we said the Cleveland Botanical Garden.

Want to know where Clevelanders think you can stick that spiny desert, Joakim?

Anyway, Noah's travel reviews, while not exactly Bill Bryson, got us wondering about the NBA playoffs as a vacation planner. Would you rather spend a week in Cleveland than Oklahoma City or Milwaukee? Where does Noah's professional home rank? Rank 'Em.