The City Council of San Asylum, California has imposed stringent employment laws on all businesses in the city. In order to assure complete diversity, all businesses in San Asylum are mandated to meet strict quota requirements as directed by the newly formed San Asylum Department of Diversity, which is headed by retired Army Colonel Ima D. Lemma. Col Ima D. Lemma is a Lesbian Transgender Schizophrenic African-American Muslim with Attention Deficit Disorder, which made her the perfect choice to lead the new department.

In order to comply with the new ordinance in San Asylum, businesses are posting help wanted signs, and placing classified ads that would be considered tasteless, were it not in the name of diversity. For example, one drug store needs two illegal Mexican pharmacists, a local restaurant, whose staff is overly diverse, has a sign in the window that says, “NOW HIRING STRAIGHT CAUCASIANS”. A San Asylum used car dealer is looking for a blind night watchman, a fast food restaurant is looking for one black lesbian cook, and the city is advertising for a dyslexic librarian. After a number of customers complained that a local gay bar has too many straight employees, the owner posted a sign in the window saying, “NOW HIRING LESBIANS FOR DYKE NITE and QUEERS FOR ALL U CAN EAT CRABS”.