A UNIVERSITY fresher is ready for Jeremy Corbyn to unleash his secret Brexit masterplan, it has emerged.

20-year-old philosophy student Tom Booker said: “Corbz is definitely playing the long game when it comes to pretending to be anti-EU membership.

“For anyone who doubts me, just look at the three-decades-long history of his long game. He has not let up for a second, he’s such a master strategist.

“He’s been at it since 1975 when he pretended to vote to leave the European Economic Community, and 1993 when he made pretend speeches opposing the creation of the EU, and 2008 when he pretend voted against the Lisbon treaty.

“And let’s not forget 2011, when he pretend broke the party whip to back a referendum to leave the EU, or 2016 when he was such a good actor he took an actual holiday in the middle of the referendum campaign and then said we should trigger article 50 the second the result came in.

“I can’t wait to see the looks on all of your faces when he flips it on his head and we stay in – boy, that’ll be sweet.”