LETS DO SOME GRAVITY FALLS MATH

Stans were talking about college in TO2S, so lets say Stan’s 17 when he’s kicked out. He’s got a little sibling (we’ll say brother for now) nicknamed Shermie who’s the twins’ grandfather. Stan said he hadn’t seen his brother in 10 years, then Ford fell into the portal, so he’s 27 then. Add 30 years to that. The Stans are now 57, or at most, 58!



Dipper and Mabel are 12. They were born while Ford was in the portal. The baby seen in TO2S is 0 years old when Stan gets kicked out, because it’s a little baby! Can’t be older than 1 at most. 40 years have passed since then, which means that the twin’s grandparent is a grandpappy at 40! And Dipper and Mabel are 12! Are you catching on?

Again, 40 years have passed since Stan got kicked out. Dipper and Mabel have been alive for 12 of those. Which means in the span of 28 years, Shermie had children who had CHILDREN. Cut their ages in half? Shermie had their kid at 14, who then had THEIR kid at 14, who then made Dipper and Mabel.

14 year old Shermie makes Pines Parent who at 14, makes Dipper and Mabel.

14+14+12. 40 years since we saw that baby in Stan’s mothers arms. 14 year old parents.



Holy shit.

