My secret santa did an awesome job for me. Picked an item I KNEW my kids would fight over. A Minecraft torch will adorn my desk for the foreseeable future.

They came in screaming that a package had been delivered... as I slowly opened it they were nearly salivating and the prospect that there might be something in the box for them.

I lifted the flaps just a smidge and then snapped it shut and started giggling.

They wanted to know what it was... I yanked it out of the box and yelled "SAFETY TORCH!" The screaming started a fight. Apparently they are convinced they get to play with it.

We'll see. I might have to be somewhat selfish and just take it to work.