drunk william shakespeare trots up to enter the vip club. Bouncer: I.D., sir. Hmm... can you tell me your name, sir? Bard. Bart? Barrrrrrdd. Well, look. You are barrred from this barrrr. cuz that's not what this i.d. says. I'm married to anne hathaway. Sure you are.

Part of the Drunk Shakespeare series.