Condom giant Durex has developed underwear (and a bra) that will vibrate when your partner rubs their finger around on an iPhone app. They're called Fundawear, and were designed to allow lovers to 'touch each other over the internet'. For the record, I don't want anybody touching me over the internet. Allegedly Durex plans on actually manufacturing the undewear (which seem like more of a draw for women than men), which we'll see about. I wonder how expensive they would be. Also, how easy they are to clean. Hey -- accidents happen, even in your fanciest underwear. And that's when you bury them at the bottom of the trashbag and take it out immediately. We've all been there.

Hit the jump for a video demo of these two jokers being awkward.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best underwear are a lover's dangling from a bedside table lamp shade. And to Matty Matt, who prefers trying to get them stuck on the ceiling fan.