Chelsea Handler is back with even more reasons why she loves not being a mother.

In a video uploaded to her Facebook and Instagram accounts on Thursday in honor of three new episodes of “Chelsea” airing on Netflix this week, she hilariously explains the joys of being “childless.”

“I’m sitting here in my spacious home with no children. I’m having a cocktail at 10 a.m., going over some paperwork.”

She also makes an important distinction between childless and childfree:

“[Childfree] sounds like a food restriction. Like gluten or dairy free. I don’t want children in my food any more than I want them in my home.”

Moral of the story?

“Being childless, and alone, are everything they’re cracked up to be.”