MC BOING

Alright!

Who’s has a successful christmas!

MC (?) fuck you!

Who got fucked up on New Years day!

What it rrrrrrrroooooo-

Who’s had uuuuaaaaaaggggssssssss

Who’s got an iiimmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Who’s got five mmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiissssssssssssessssss

Alright enough of that!

We’re all here just for one thing!

The one thing is me!

MC boing that’s right!

Fuck me!

MC Boing!

Here we go!

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Two

Three

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!

Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce!

Bounce!

I said

Bounce! Bounce! Motherfucking Bounce!

Bounce! Bounce! Motherfucking Bounce!

Bounce! Bounce!

Here we go!

Bounce! Bounce! Motherfucking Bounce!

Bounce! Bounce! Motherfucking Bounce!

(Jops amaway) (??)

One!

Look at me and what you’ll see,

Best MC staring back at me!

(Oobada cominin wicked wipe

Now I mockin goppin’ ite) (????!?!?!??!?!)

Look at me and what you’ll see,

Best MC staring back at me!

(Oobada cominin wicked wipe

Now I mockin goppin’ ite) (????!?!?!??!?!)

MC BOING’S IN THE HOUSE

MC BOING’S IN THE HOUSE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

Who wants some of it, we’re getting hype!

Now I’m loving it, I’ve got a fucking knife!

Who wants some of it, we’re getting hype!

Now I’m loving it, I’ve got a fucking knife!

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

LET’SGETHYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

HYPE

(?)

Angel came up to me in a dream and said

MC Boing this is your time, the angel said

MC Boing this is your night, the angel said

Quiet as a churchmouse, the angel said

Oi big ups Danny L Harle in the pit lemme see your twin daughters! (?)

Tonights MC, who is it it’s me!

One

Two

One

Two

One Two Three Go

Bounce!

Everybody bounce!

From the front to the back let’s bounce!

From the front to the side let’s bounce!

Wall to the wall let’s bounce bounce bounce!

Wall to the wall let’s bounce bounce bounce!

Wall to the wall let’s bounce bounce bounce!

Wall to the wall let’s bounce bounce bounce!

Looking at the ground into the sky

Never looked for a reason why

Looking at the ground into the sky

Never looked for a reason why

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Who’s chasing!

Who’s big who’s small!

Who’s a dad!

Who will be the last man on Earth!

Change the fucking song!

Oi!

I went outside on Christmas Eve!

I went outside on Christmas Eve!

I went outside on Christmas Eve!

I went outside on Christmas Eve!

I went outside on Christmas Eve!

I went outside on Christmas Eve!

I went outside on Christmas Eve!

And I met a girl whose name was

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CanIgettacanigettacanigetta heyo!

CanIgettacanigetta fuck it up!

CanIgettacanigettacanigetta heyo!

CanIgettacanigetta fuck it up!

Oi!

Driving to the stars, I see the moon!

Driving to the stars, I see the moon!

Driving to the stars, I see the moon!

Driving to the stars!

Stars!

Moon!

Stars!

Moon!

Stars!

Moon!

What’s everyone thinking about!

D’ya’wanna know what I’m thinking about?!

I’m thinking bout

The Moon!

The Stars!

The Rabbits in the sky!

The Moon!

The Stars!

The Rabbits in the sky!

The Moon!

The Stars!

The Rabbits in the sky!

The Moon!

The Stars!

The Rabbits in the sky!

The Moon

The Moon

The Moon

The Moon

I went to the shops today

The shops were closed today

Today was New Years’ Day

It only lasts one day

Has anybody had a dream?

Has anybody kissed the floor?

Has anybody shook the hand?

Has anybody kissed the stars?

Change the fucking song again!

Alright!

We’re all here just for one thing

The one thing is me

MC boing that’s right

Fuck me

MC Boing, here we go

One

Two

Three

Bounce!

Bounce bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce bounce!

Bounce!

MC Boing!

MC Boing!

This is gonna be a big night, this is gonna be a big night!

This is gonna be a big night, this is gonna be a big night!

Bangadda bangadda bangadda!

Bangadda bangadda bangadda!

Bangadda bangadda bangadda!

Bangadda bangadda bangadda!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Bounce!

Change the fucking song!

I wanna see your hands on the floor!

I wanna see your legs in the sky!

Legs in the sky for this one!

Put your legs in the sky!

One!

Two!

Three!

Went to the bank!

Nothing in my bank!

Went to the bank!

Nothing in my bank!

Went to the bank!

Nothing in my bank!

Went to the bank!

Nothing in my bank!

Went to the bank!

Nothing in my bank!

Went to the bank!

Nothing in my bank!

Oioioioi

Oioioioioioioi

Oioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioi

Ooioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioioi

I don’t read the news!

I don’t believe the news!

When they gonna put MC in the paper!

When they gonna give the MC the paper!

When they gonna get the MC, to edit, the paper!

When they gonna get the MC to write!

When they gonna get the MC to lead!

When they gonna get the MC to be, MC, ME!

MC Boing this is your time, the angel said

MC Boing this is your night, the angel said

Quiet as a churchmouse, the angel said

Who’s gonna kiss the sky tonight!

Who’s gonna kiss the radio DJ!

Oi big ups Danny L Harle in the pit lemme see your twin daughters!

What a fuckin’ laugh!

[MC BOING]

Tonights MC, who is it, it’s me!

One

Two

One

Two

One Two Three Go

Bounce!

Everybody bounce!

From the front to the back let’s bounce!

From the front to the side!

Wall to the wall let’s bounce bounce bounce!

Wall to the wall let’s bounce bounce bounce!

Look at the ground!

RAAAAAGGGGHHHH

LEAVE (?)

Looking at the ground into the sky

Never looked for a reason why

Who’s chasing!

Who’s big who’s small!

Who’s a dad!

Who will be the last man on earth!

Change the fucking song!

I went outside on Christmas Eve!

And I met a girl whose name was

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CanIgettacanigettacanigettacanigettacanigettacanigettacanigettaga

CanIgettacanigettacanigettacanigetta fuck it up!

Oi!

Driving to the stars!

Driving to the stars!

Driving in our car!

Driving in our car!

Driving to the stars! I see the moon!

What could it be? It looks so cool!

What’s everyone thinking about!

D’ya’wanna know what I’m thinking about?!

I’m thinking bout

The Moon!

The Stars!

The Rabbits in the sky!

The Moon!

The rabbits!

The Moon!

[Cheers]

The Moon!

The Moon!

The cars!

The rabbits in the sky!

The people!

Tonights MC, who is it it’s me!

One

Two

One

Two

One Two Three Go!

Bounce!

Everybody bounce!

From the front to the back let’s bounce!

From the front to the side!

Wall to the wall let’s bounce bounce bounce!

Wall to the wall let’s bounce bounce bounce!

RAAAAAAGH

LEEEAEAAGHGH

Looking at the ground into the sky

Never looked for a reason why

Looking at the ground into the sky

Never looked for a reason why

Who’s chasing!

Who’s big who’s small!

Who’s a dad!

[Backwards MC Boing dialogue]

Who will be the last man on earth!

[Backwards MC Boing dialogue continues]

The one thing is me!

MC Boing that’s right!

FFFFFFUCK MEEEEE

Everybody fuck me!

HHHHHEEEEERRRRREEEEE WE GOOOOOOOO!

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[MC BOING]

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BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

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I SAID BOUNCE!

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MOTHERFUCKING BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

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LOOK AT ME AND WHAT YOU’LL SEE

BEST MC STARING BACK AT ME

GOTTA GET HYPE

GOTTA GET HYPE

GOTTA GET HYPE