The list of campaign trends that we at First to Last did NOT see coming is mortifyingly long. And we are experts! No one thought that Donald Trump would be where he is today. NO ONE. No one expected Bernie Sanders to have raised nearly as much money as Hillary Clinton. Same for the ever-leaking tire that is (was?) Jeb Bush, the son and brother of presidents. Same for the rise of Ted Cruz, a touch-the-wet-paint-if-you- dare wingnut who makes Barry Goldwater look like LBJ.