A Pot Smoker’s Guide should be simple. I firmly believe pot smokers have this world figured out. We’ve learned to cut through all the bullshit. I’m not trying to say that all pot smokers are alike. We are certainly a diverse crowd of individuals, but sharing a common interest in marijuana has created an unique shared culture among us. In this series of images I tried to capture pieces of pot culture, and portray them in a simple, no bullshit series of infographics. I hope you enjoy.

Vending Machines:

The inspiration for this one goes back to my college years. I stayed in a dorm that housed a lot of pot smokers. There was always certain items that sold out almost immediately after being stocked – Skittles and Peach O’s. We later found out that one person was buying all the Peach O’s at one time so he could hoard them all to himself.

Choosing Lighter Colors:

Almost every pot smoker is familiar with the white lighter superstition. Most smokers would take anything except a white lighter. “Oh, all you have in stock is white lighters and some black lighters with human feces covering them? I guess I’ll take the black one.”

Smoking A Bowl:

Using the carb on a bowl is rather simple. But, for some reason, it always seems to turn into a catastrophe when you smoke with someone for the first time.

Time:

How much time have you spent waiting on a dealer who said he would be there in 5 minutes. Well, pot smokers sometimes abide by a rather complex set of encrypted time intervals know as ‘stoner time’. This goes true for non-dealers also. How many times have you been the one who made someone late because you got too high?

Cleaning:

Just keep spraying! If you smoke pot indoors then Febreze is a must. Make sure to get it everywhere – couch, carpet, cat, etc. For real though, don’t spray your cat with Febreze.

Thanks for checking out my series. If you liked what you saw use the share buttons below.