Translated by JayTranslation, Ulti

Edited by Ulti

「October 3rd, 2AM. My descent to this planet went off without a hitch. Since I noticed lights during the descent, I’m heading there to investigate.」

After arriving safely on this planet, I started recording with my terminal while confirming the landscape of my surroundings.

Plains as far as the eye can see, appears to be habitable for humanity.

Thinking this mission will be easy peasy, it happened just when I carelessly let down my guard.

「This planet is abundant with water and greenery, I think that people will be able to thrive her-… Uwah!?」

Suddenly, the ground rose and an enormous frog came out.

There are no problems with finishing it off but if I left the corpse here, the nearby residents will be alerted to the fact that there’s someone capable of killing this gigantic creature.

「Damn it! To think that an elite such as myself has to retreat from a frog…!」

To think that I had to run away, even though it hasn’t even been more than a few minutes since I arrived on this planet. I started thinking that I could pay for it dearly if I underestimated this place.

Forget about that blunder that just happened. Remember my usual self that’s known to be cool.

I’m not going to lose my cool, no matter what happens on this planet.

「Immediately after descent, I’ve encountered a hostile, giant frog! Considering the investigative nature of my mission, I performed a strategic retreat. This report is recorded by Combatant No. 22!」

And thus, began my life in this good-for-nothing world— —

「— — October 17th, 6AM. I’m now going to my part-time job at the construction site.」

After greeting the morning within the stables, I started today’s recording on my terminal.

It’s been two weeks since I’ve arrived on this planet.

Learning a new language was a little bothersome, but since I’m an elite, other than that, there were no problems.

Life here is going smoothly.

Rather, since there aren’t any forms of entertainment worth doing, I sleep early and wake up early. My day to day life spent doing healthy, physical labor reminds me of my life back on Earth.

Actually, since there’s no real difference between my Kisaragi salary and my pay from my part-time job, it makes me want to tear my hair out.

Back on Earth, people would flee from the mere sight of me, but in this town, nobody bats an eye.

My coworker told me something along the lines of strangely-dressed people with odd names, black hair and eyes being all too common in this town.

— —Thus, even today… While I was repairing the outer wall just like usual, a strange girl came to talk to me.

「Hey you. I’ll give you a demonstration!」

As soon as the blue-haired girl, that seemingly came out of nowhere, said that, she started painting with amazing skill.

「…Senpai, is that blue-haired girl some kind of master artisan?」

「No, the Repair Chief is a part-timer. She comes here whenever she runs out of allowance money.」

The sight of the nearby workers calling that girl chief was as if a goddess has descended. Just why is she the chief……

I wonder if it’s because this part-timer has some kind of top-notch skill on this planet.

All this time, from my investigation, I thought the civilization level of this planet was lacking. But it seems like there’s a need to reevaluate that.

— —It was at this time.

「Chief, there’s an injured person because the wall just collapsed! Please heal him!」

An accident probably occurred, because the supervisor was yelling loudly.

「『Sacred Highness Heal!!』」

As soon as the chief shouted something, there was an eye-popping scene of the injured person fully recovering.

I was so surprised by that inexplicable phenomenon that I was frozen on the spot.

「Good grief! I told you, safety first!」

「I’m sorry, Repair Chief, but I’m alive thanks to you! I’ll buy you a round of crimson beer later!」

The recovered worker said those words…

No, no, this doesn’t make any sense. How can alcohol be sufficient payment for that kind of miracle!?

But it seems that was a sufficient payment after seeing the Repair Chief acting all happy.

It seems like the chief is the kind of person that would mend even a human for a side of appetizer.

I wonder how medical care works on this planet.

「— —October 24th, 10PM. I’m going out right now to replenish my atrocity points.」

I’ve been living at the current location for three weeks.

The instantaneous treatment that occurred not too long ago was confirmed to be magic.

Although this sounds like it came out of an unbelievable fantasy, if you saw it happen in front of your eyes, it would be undeniable.

Today, I thought I’d forget about magic for a moment and go earn my dwindling atrocity points.

First, after committing some petty crimes, let’s see how it goes and if something that will cause a commotion comes up, I’ll use my strength or figure something out then.

After I decided to go with that, I was going around overturning all the trash cans in the town to earn atrocity points— —

「Hey, what are you doing!? Stop making a mess around the dumpsters! If you don’t, you’re going to suffer from the Crow Slayer!」

I received a warning from someone that looked like a female teacher wearing an erotic shirt. She was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauty.

TN: Konosuba Volume 12 Cover (For Reference)

「Crow…? I don’t really know what you’re talking about, but you’re the one that’s going to suffer. Since you’re a girl that’s all alone at this time. Kukuku… Blame it on your lacking sense of security…!」

「Wh-wh-what!?」

Even though I tried to lightly intimidate her, strangely, the beauty didn’t even tremble.

After seeing that my atrocity points didn’t go up, I was without a doubt certain that she wasn’t scared.

「I didn’t think that there would still be a man in this town with that kind of backbone! I don’t know what kind of strange thing I’ll suffer, but I was so sure that only that guy would be capable of such an act!」

「Kukukuku… Then, I’m looking forward to what kind of face you’ll make once I strip you naked in front of that friend of yours… Oi, stop blushing, what’s wrong with you!?」

For some reason, this mysterious beauty was blushing while twisting her body around.

「B-b-but you were the one that suggested an advanced NTR play!? If it was the me from the past, I would have agreed to it right away, but the current me will not submit to such sweet talk!」

「Really, what kind of person are you!? This is called a cultural gap, right!?」

I heard that in different countries, their ways of thinking are different. I wonder if things like this are normal in this planet…

「You think I’ll let a total pervert like you do as you please!? I’m going to detain you right now, so come at me! Don’t even think about dragging me to that guy if you capture me!」

「I don’t know why, but I can’t help feeling that it’s irrational hearing you call me a total pervert! Although it might be immature to get worked up because of an ordinary person, I can’t let someone go for looking down on Kisaragi. I’m going to knock you out!」



Since this would be problematic for me if it’s too noisy, I struck her abdomen to make her faint. But the beauty didn’t budge even an inch, and just stood there.

「Y-you…!」

「……」

It seems I went too easy on her so this time I gave her a proper hit to the abdomen, but this beauty was just calmly standing there.

And then, as if she was thinking, “is that it?”, she made a bitter face and said…

「I’m going to head back…」

Since the fist that I punched with was hurting, I was grimacing in pain while the beauty softly mumbled as she turned around to leave.

Seeing how my points didn’t go up meant that the beauty didn’t even register my attack as an act of evil.

The fact that this planet doesn’t even have guns… It’s possible it’s not because their civilization isn’t as advanced.

I think I have to change my perception of this world.— —

「— — October 31st, 10AM. I’m going to investigate magic today.」

I immediately went into action after I finished recording with the terminal.

The people known as adventurers in this town were out hunting, I knew this since I was working on the construction near the front gate.

The targets of their hunt were frogs, the same animal that I first encountered when I came here.

It’s surprising, but those giant predators are considered nothing but small fries in this world.

And now— —

「Everyone, it’s mating season for frogs! This is a bonus game where you can earn more spending money!」

The frogs that were coming in great numbers just outside the village were being subjugated one after the other in front of my eyes.

Trying to accept this reality made my head hurt, but magic was a priority right now.

Just when I was looking around for the subject of my investigation, I found a girl that looked like a magician.

「Oi, Megumin. I’ll give you some candy so go over there to hunt.」

「Ah, please go far away, for good measure.」

The adventurers were chasing away a girl they called Megumin, she was also the target of my investigation.

Since their relationship was close enough to call her by a nickname, it seems like she isn’t necessarily hated.

TN: If you forgot, Megumin/crimson demons are known to have strange names.

Then that means the poor treatment of her is likely age-related. It’s probably because she’s still an inexperienced magician.

「If you treat me this way, you’re all going to regret it later!」

「Ah, I know, I know. I get it so hurry up and fire it. Just what is her guardian Kazuma doing right now, jeez…」

Since I just heard about a guardian, it seems like she really is an inexperienced magician.

Looking at the heartwarming sight, I inadvertently let out a wry smile— —

『Explosion!!』

I froze after seeing the magic fired by the girl.

The sudden large-scale explosion wiped out the frogs.

「Good job, I’ll take you home now. Really though, just what is Kazuma doing right now…」

「Oi, isn’t this a really inconsiderate treatment!?」

The adventurer was carrying the girl that fired off such great magic as if she was a piece of luggage.

No wait, after looking at the reactions of the nearby adventurers, was that really not a great magic?

They continued to calmly hunt the frogs as if that was something that happened every day.

That girl was really just an inexperienced magician and that spell just now was a low-class magic.

I stopped with my investigation, and after remembering the magic that was fired just now, my body started trembling.

「— —November 7th, 8PM. Starting now.」

「You took the trouble to come from such a faraway place, being a spy must be difficult.」

A cold sweat ran through my back..

I was just recording with my terminal, but I turned around to look at the man that said those words.

I may have done many things up to this point, but I didn’t do anything that would reveal any signs pointing to me being a spy.

「Ahh, are these negative emotions of anxiety and embarrassment? That’s a pity, Moi doesn’t prefer those emotions.」

More importantly, why is this masked giant man dressed like that? I doubt I was the first person wondering about that.

I don’t know how he realized that I was a spy, but since he knows, I can’t let him live.

「Don’t think bad of me…!」

After checking to see that no one was nearby, I fired a bullet into that man’s chest.

「Were you thinking of hurting me with that child’s toy? It’s a pity, but Moi hasn’t received any damage at all!」

Even though it was a direct hit to the heart, the masked man just laughed out loud.

What just……, even that incredibly sturdy beauty from before, are all the residents of this planet like this?

Wasn’t I supposed to be an elite combatant?

Does that mean I’m not as strong as I thought I was?

He left me behind while I was devastated from my loss of confidence. The masked man didn’t even think of counterattacking and just left.

…What is going on? This planet is really strange!

「— —November 29th, 6AM… I’m going to my part-time job at the construction site…」

It’s been two months since I’ve arrived on this planet.

I got a room at the inn as a substitute for a base by increasing my hours at my part-time job. I was setting up the teleportation device there.

I was counting down the days to when the teleportation device stabilizes and I can finally return to Japan.

Even though I was completely exhausted, I went to my part-time job— —

「— —Repair Chief. I was ambushed by vegetables yesterday…」

「Oh, you’ve been through something harsh. If you’re hurt, tell me. The chief will heal you right up. If you die, it’ll be impossible to revive you if too much time has passed, so take care of yourself.」

As usual, I was complaining to the blue-haired girl about what happened to me yesterday at the farm.

Judging from her reaction to what happened to me yesterday, it wasn’t strange of me to say that, it was common sense.

Wait a second, I was so shocked by a lot of things that I wasn’t really listening to the rest, is this part-timer capable of reviving even the dead as long as too much time hasn’t passed…?

「Chief, I heard this somewhere before… Is it really true that this place is a town of rookie adventurers?」

「Yup, it’s true. More importantly, you’re looking pretty lifeless. Were you traumatized from the vegetables’ ambush? I’ll give you a pretty good tip. When you’re eating an orange, you have to be careful of any juice getting into your eye.」

…I see, so even oranges attack. My knowledge has increased.

While I was absent-mindedly thinking that, the chief looked dead inside as she worked.

「If you’re having a hard time, then lean on the highest-ranking deity, the Goddess Aqua. Since we’re fellow co-workers, I’ll help you out when you’re in trouble. In return, you have to help me out when I’m having money problems.」

「The highest ranking deity, Goddess Aqua-sama…」

Words were going in one ear and out the other while I was working, but those words somehow left a strong impression on me.

This place was the town of rookie adventurers, Axel.

Since this nation was battling the Demon King’s Army, it seems like all of the strong adventurers were on the frontlines.

I repeat, all of the people that I’ve encountered were just……

「— —December 29th, 7PM. I will return to Earth as soon as I finish my final investigation.」

Since the teleportation device has stabilized, I’m able to return at any time.

I was recording with my terminal while I headed out to Axel to finish up the rest of what I had to do.

It doesn’t really matter who, but for good measures, I’d prefer someone weak.

That’s right, I completely lost my confidence, and I only desired to go back, but…..

「I’m an elite combatant of Kisaragi. I would never withdraw like this…!」

It’s also possible that the people I’ve encountered here are actually considered top-class in this world.

Even if this is just picking on someone weak, I want to return after I defeat a native.

While in an obviously shocked state, I wandered around the city at night.

「— —Hey you, you’re an adventurer, right? Give me some of your time.」

「Me? …Wh-what is it? I have strong comrades and the influence of a noble, you know?」

I chose to talk to an adventurer that looked like a really weak boy.

As if my intuition hit the mark, the boy said something a small fry would say. He took a couple of steps backwards at the sight of me.

…That’s right~, this should be the very first impression after seeing a Kisaragi combatant wearing a reinforced battle suit~.

I was momentarily glad for finally getting a normal reaction for the first time since arriving in this town.

「I’m sorry for scaring you, but if you’re an adventurer, I… uh want to see your card.」

「Are you talking about my adventurer’s card? I don’t really mind, but my stats are pretty low. And I have the weakest job.」

After calming down, the boy said that while handing over his card to me.

…Sure enough, this is really too much.

After coming to this town, I investigated quite a bit on my own so I knew the stats of an average adventurer.

The boy in front of me really had the weakest job and his numbers were also pretty low.

I feel a little sorry for him, but I’ll have to test myself against this boy…

「Sorry, but can you-」

「Ah! I finally found you! I’ve been receiving complaints because of all the shit you got up to.」

Just when I was going to challenge him to a duel, the boy shouted something and ran off.

I reached out my hand to stop the boy……

「Wahhhhhhh! I didn’t do anything wrong this time! Megumin brought it up first……!」

I froze after seeing where that boy ran off to.

「I-I only brought it up on a whim. I didn’t know everyone would do it so earnestly…!」

「Wait, Kazuma! Calm down! In fact, there’s a reason for this…!」

At that spot was my blue-haired co-worker, the sturdy beauty, and the explosion girl.

「Do you think I’m going to listen to any excuses after all this!? I’m going to punish all three of you!」

Those three were being chased by the boy with the weakest job……

…In other words, that boy with the weakest job and low stats was stronger than those three.

After realizing that fact, I lost all my confidence. I turned on the recorder on my terminal.

「Announcing this to headquarters. I strongly urge you to give up on invading this planet. And also…」

For the good fortune that prevented me from recklessly challenging that boy, I gave my thanks to the supreme goddess of this planet.

「I give my thanks to the Goddess Aqua-sama. Combatant No. 22 is returning to Earth right now— —」

And this concludes the collaboration between Konosuba x Sentouin.

If you haven’t read The Dangers of This Planet [Konosuba/Sentouin] Crossover SS Sentouin-side, check it out! It’s basically this story in the perspective of our characters from Sentouin.

Now, the slow TL of volume 2 will continue. If only real life wasn’t kicking my ass, I’d be able to translate it faster. ㅠㅠ

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