You may have been hearing quite a bit about all these executive orders going around. And you might not have had time to research the details of what they all are, or what an executive order really means, since you can't call into work with a case of "an orange hobgoblin is my president" flu. The deluge of news out of the Trump administration's first full week has been relentless and thoroughly negative. There are too many unbelievable stories to keep track of while still maintaining your life and healthy relationships. So here at Cracked, we've sacrificed both these things to do the research for you! Relax, grab a drink, then grab another drink, and read on to learn whether you should grab a third drink.

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The flood of headlines started with news that Trump had reinstituted the "global gag rule," which stops U.S. aid from going to programs that have anything even tangentially to do with abortion.

Then he banned our government's scientists from so much as twittering a tweet or Facebookening a book.