1) I still can't believe Raquel snuck her way into these opening credits. The scammery!

2) Kristen hugging Katie so she'll feel too guilty to yell at her is a real mood. BEEN THERE.

3) Why did Katie even bring her SUR dress on vacation...?

4) So basically, Kristen is mad because she thought James getting fired from SUR would mean he was also fired from the show. Huh.

5) Does Kristen not remember when she got fired from SUR like a million seasons ago?! And yet she's still on the show...???

6) "Clearly, James isn't going anywhere." YEAH. NEITHER DID YOU.

7) Even by Vanderpump Rules standards, Jax and Schwartz seem very hungover.

8) I literally do not understand the point of this "staycation." The Mondrian is like, two blocks from their apartment. They literally just rented a hotel room to get super wasted and help Peter kiss a girl?

9) I feel like we've all been on this Solvang trip for at least 12 years. How is it still happening? Do we live here now? Is this home?

10) Why would Lala take them all on a vacation to a freaking winery if she can't drink? Go on a damn hike or something! IDK! Try whitewater rafting!