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"What is this?"

Laura: So this is why they say you "erect" a monument. Bloody perverts.

Pat: THE JUSTICE NEEDLE. I feel free looking at it.

Alex: I think this is the Washington Monument? It makes me feel horny.

Tom C.: That's the Washington Pointy Phallus, and it makes me swell and burst with pride.

Robin: The Washington Monument. It was built by the Illuminati to commemorate Denzel's stunning performance in Remember the Titans.