I love this man.

This man is everything I love about Jalopnik.

He is proud.

He is unashamed of how fucking weird everybody else thinks he is.

He is cheerful and goodnatured.

He adores his car because it makes him happy.

He doesn't give a shit what other, "more rational" people" think.

He has good teeth.

He does his own god damned thing. He helped out other people when they were stuck, doing his little bit of good in the world.

He loves his Mustang.

He is funny.

He is the fucking man.