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Ohhhh shit. Hitler has just been briefed on how this this weekend's Reclaim Australia rallies went down. Folks, he is not happy.

00:00 - 00:03 Our Reclaim rallies have been met with resistance as expected.

00:04 - 00:05 There were counter-rallies to ours

00:05 - 00:07 in all these major Australian cities.

00:08 - 00:12 It quickly became clear on Facebook

00:12 - 00:15 that unprecedented numbers planned to attend the anti-racist counter-rallies.

00:17 - 00:19 That doesn't worry me

00:19 - 00:21 I'm sure our mighty patriots will still win the day.

00:24 - 00:26 Mein Fuhrer...

00:27 - 00:28 Reclaim...

00:31 - 00:33 Reclaim Australia's rallies have all been epic fails.

00:34 - 00:36 We were outnumbered by the anti-racists across the country.

00:53 - 00:58 If you've been consuming anything Halal, even fruit, water, or Vegemite, leave now.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

01:15 - 01:17 HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE?!

01:18 - 01:23 The government and media spread all the Islamophobia for us. It should've been an easy win!

01:25 - 01:28 All we needed to do was knock some bald heads of Aussie sympathisers together.

01:29 - 01:31 What the fuck is the far-right supposed to do now?!

01:31 - 01:34 Antisemitism has been out of fashion for decades.

01:34 - 01:37 We'd hoped to persecute Muslims the same way

01:37 - 01:40 But there are too many dirty hippies taking away our free speech!

01:40 - 01:42 Mein Fuhrer, we were the ones abusing random Muslims in the street.

01:42 - 01:46 Oh what, so now you're on the side of the Marxistic Illuminati as well?!

01:46 - 01:48 Mein Fuhrer, we’re just fascist nutjobs to most people.

01:48 - 01:52 How is that possible? Brandis says we have a right to be bigots!

01:53 - 01:54 IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

01:56 - 01:57 This is such a personal insult to me

01:57 - 02:00 To have my Australian followers demonstrate such a failure

02:00 - 02:03 On the very same date I published Mein Kampf!

02:04 - 02:08 And don't even get me started on that last fiasco in Richmond

02:08 - 02:13 Where the UPF made their stupid video with dramatic music, and for what?

02:14 - 02:16 To show a few dickheads having a stroll with some flags.

02:17 - 02:21 But it couldn’t stop a third defeat in Melbourne. We got out 100 people…against 2000!

02:27 - 02:29 I used to be a political laughing-stock, too.

02:30 - 02:34 Then my rich industrialist friends bankrolled me

02:34 - 02:36 And made me into a prejudiced superstar.

02:41 - 02:42 But this is hopeless.

02:43 - 02:47 The so-called leadership of Australia's far-right have less charisma than a potato-sack!

02:48 - 02:53 And I’ve seen Reclaim idiots too drunk to even string a sentence together.

02:54 - 02:56 Nobody takes the Sharia law conspiracy seriously...

02:56 - 02:59 ...least of all when it's explained by an intoxicated lout.

03:00 - 03:02 How are we going to protect OUR WOMEN now?!

03:04 - 03:07 'Our women'? Do they think we're their property?

03:14 - 03:16 Where can I turn for comfort now?

03:19 - 03:23 I can't even drape myself in a flag because the lefties burned them all.

03:25 - 03:26 We're finished.

03:31 - 03:33 It's time to give up.

03:40 - 03:46 Fascist mass-movements will never be a thing in Australia.

03:46 - 03:49 No matter how many street medics the police pepper-spray to help us.