As the whole world watched the inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th president of the United States and heard his address that from now on it was "America first," the European nation of Holland asked politely "can you make The Netherlands second?" As they explain in the clip below, "because we realize it's better for us to get along, we decided to introduce our tiny country to you... in a way that will probably appeal to you the most."

"Our country was founded by William of Orange, who fought against the Spanish. The Spanish were total scumbags. They fought against us for 80 years but they could't beat us... couldn't do it. Total losers."

"We've got this scandalous tradition of Black Pete. It's the most offensive racist thing you've ever seen... you'll love it."

"And we also have a disabled politician for you to make fun of..."

"We speak Dutch. It's the best language in Europe. It's got all the best words. All the other languages failed. Danish... total disaster. German... it't not even a real language, it's fake.."

