Best day ever!

So there I was, sitting at the kitchen table studying for my physics lab (wooo) when someone knocks on my door. So I go over to answer it and the second I see the package, I know this day has gone from an average, studying for physics over a rum and coke for breakfast kinda day to a SWEET TAP DANCING MOSES THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MONTHS!

I tore open the package in a fit of unbridled glee like the buzzed man-child that I am and the package surrendered its cornucopia of gifts.

RESTRAIN YOURSELF EGGSAUCE I tell myself. Ok ok first things first, the letter. With much self control I root through the gifts and eventually find what I am looking for. I unfold it and begin to push the limits of my reading comprehension to words per second ratio. This guy seems nice. They talk about how they went out of their way to make sure I have the best Arby day ever (which I am). I near the closing lines of the letter and ready myself to unwrap the gif- HOLY HELL! I GOT THE ORIGINAL SECRET SANTA AS A MATCH! THAT'S RIGHT. KICKME444 IS MY ARBITRARY MATCH.

So after I awoke from the concussion I received from hitting my head on the table after I fell over in shock, I got right down to unwrapping gifts.

My Arby gave me:

A shark in a bottle (a real shark mind you)

a pirate flag ( Interestingly enough, me and some friends are building a raft this summer so these colors will be a futterin' in the breeze before ye know it. My other friends are also Redditors, so they might post the raft later this summer)

Two little pirate figurines

A ship in a bottle

Two bars of cake batter soap

Two California patches (I'm not sure if these are ranger patches or just decorative)

Some upvote stickers

The letter signed by the original secret Santa

the arbitrary day poster ( I totally hung it up on the wall and forgot to get it in the picture) Thanks so much! I will use these gifts as much as I can in everyday life (soap probably more so).

Happy Arbitrary day to all!