The moment we heard that the Congress party was looking for proposals from PR firms to brush up Rahul Gandhi’s public image, we sent in a proposal of our own. Unfortunately it was rejected in favour of international agencies such as Genesis Burson-Marsteller and Japanese advertising firm Dentsu. Nevertheless, owing to our love for Rahul Gandhi, the Congress party and Indian democracy (in that order), we are making some of our ideas public. Should Dentsu and Genesis Burson-Marsteller like any of these, they are welcome to use them after a tiny donation to The UnReal Times using which we’ll install a payment gateway through which they can make a much larger donation.

Rahul, the quintessential Gandhi.

Rahul, the genius.

Rahul, the world leader.

Rahul, fit, flexible and dripping with Hindus spiritualism.

Rahul, the man whose ideas never miss the mark.

Rahul, superhuman in his abilities…

…but still an aam aadmi, like the rest of us.

Finally, regardless of his genius, superhuman abilities, simplicity and sundry other attributes, he’s a sanskari boy.

(‘Rahul as aam aadmi’ pic, courtesy Sandeep Unnithan. Follow him on Twitter here)