[1501016835.1999466] [G] lemur68: Let's talk about how sporks are stupid

[1501016846.6845646] [G] forkspork123: sporks are pragmatic and innovative

[1501016864.3350785] [G] forkspork123: they kill two birds with one stone and look good while doing it

[1501016867.7051594] [G] lemur68: They say they can scoop stuff, but they can't

[1501016880.3107338] [G] forkspork123: i can scoop stuff with them

[1501016889.6854925] [G] lemur68: They're just a little rounder than forks

[1501016910.9526298] [G] forkspork123: no they also have a longer base

[1501016919.0904412] [G] forkspork123: and are more rounded

[1501016926.3619547] [G] DerdadiBo: forkspork123 youre fromt

[1501016933.5128076] [G] lemur68: Why have one utensil that can sorta do two things when you can hav e two that do two things

[1501016934.3307333] [G] DerdadiBo: forkspork123 youre from ireland arent you

[1501016939.3810556] [G] forkspork123: yes

[1501016948.2279186] [G] forkspork123: you're from germany

[1501016959.7814686] [G] DerdadiBo: what are you both talking about?

[1501016965.0788553] [G] forkspork123: sporks

[1501016971.6454558] [G] forkspork123: a mixture between a spoon and a fork

[1501016976.322584] [G] forkspork123: i think they're great

[1501016982.164068] [G] lemur68: They're not

[1501016985.663504] [G] forkspork123: they are

[1501016994.6705563] [G] DerdadiBo: :D a very useful tool

[1501016999.4102957] [G] forkspork123: THANK YOU

[1501017013.0593204] [G] DerdadiBo: no problem

[1501017014.3314383] [G] lemur68: I'm surrounded by imbeciles

[1501017020.94622] [G] forkspork123: you're surrounded by the future

[1501017023.2004764] [G] Plasthicc: I agree with you lemur68

[1501017029.4391418] [G] lemur68: Thank you

[1501017033.0387418] [G] Plasthicc: yw

[1501017034.0903513] [G] forkspork123: well im sorry you cant scoop things

[1501017040.523535] [G] forkspork123: us with basic motor functions like sporks

[1501017042.600209] [G] lemur68: Mart please ban all the spork supporters

[1501017053.3653524] [G] [Mod] *AvatarMart: Lux won't let me :P

[1501017056.2622528] [G] forkspork123: they're so convenient!

[1501017064.5690827] [G] Plasthicc: They really arent

[1501017064.8627193] [G] lemur68: Lux please let mart ban the spork supporters

[1501017078.1548011] [G] forkspork123: But they get rid of a utensil on your plate

[1501017082.9178324] [G] forkspork123: and they look cool

[1501017088.1855035] [G] lemur68: They look stupid

[1501017089.6491177] [G] forkspork123: also, less dangerous

[1501017090.2999556] [G] Plasthicc: They dont look cool

[1501017094.7087107] [G] Plasthicc: Theyre so dumb

[1501017105.8182158] [G] forkspork123: they're for jocks and philosophers

[1501017110.3314972] [G] SidesRoi: Hooyah

[1501017115.5697303] [G] lemur68: And specialization is what lead to civilization

[1501017123.293175] [G] SidesRoi: Morris!

[1501017140.159685] [G] lemur68: If everyone was doing everything we would still be hunter-gatherers

[1501017147.0994782] [G] [Team] Morris_y_gwynt: hi

[1501017151.7929487] [G] forkspork123: But they could help reduce waste

[1501017153.4191945] [G] lemur68: A new person just left

[1501017161.2578585] [G] forkspork123: instead of buying two products, just buy one

[1501017166.2374027] [G] lemur68: Fork, you're a waste

[1501017186.2399724] [G] lemur68: I want utensils that do their job well

[1501017191.0362473] [G] [Team Leader] *Timelord_on_the_Moon: Is there even an end goal to this debate

[1501017198.5080497] [G] forkspork123: victory

[1501017201.34803] [G] lemur68: For me to destroy them

[1501017204.6949904] [G] forkspork123: power over the defeated

[1501017211.8088863] [G] lemur68: Deus vult

[1501017221.2776022] [G] DerdadiBo: ave maria lol

[1501017229.3079367] [G] [Team Leader] *Timelord_on_the_Moon: Now Deus Vult is an idea I can agree with

[1501017242.2599597] [G] forkspork123: why can you not use a spork for both the duties of a spoon and a fork?

[1501017260.3517027] [G] lemur68: Because it does the two jobs badly

[1501017265.7504146] [G] forkspork123: how

[1501017269.1864145] [G] [Team] Morris_y_gwynt: i mean you try an eat soup with a spork

[1501017280.9708598] [G] forkspork123: I have and it was a brilliant experience

[1501017283.758507] [G] forkspork123: i loved every second

[1501017286.1798203] [G] lemur68: Ew morris don't try to help me

[1501017296.3474987] [G] [Team] Morris_y_gwynt: well then

[1501017305.3243494] [G] forkspork123: sporks will bring an end to global warming

[1501017308.9186704] [G] Plasthicc: Its ok morris you did well !!

[1501017316.504763] [G] forkspork123: billions of utensils will be made redundant

[1501017319.802279] [G] [Team] *SPORKS_FOR_LIFE: thanks

[1501017322.7089465] [G] [Team] *CheeseOfPettiness: o/

[1501017326.385317] [G] forkspork123: YASSSSSSSS

[1501017327.0299351] [G] [Team] *SPORKS_FOR_LIFE: ayy cheese

[1501017337.3670795] [G] lemur68: A utensil can only have so much utility, and sporks have to spread that out

[1501017346.3959801] [G] forkspork123: they do the job well

[1501017347.6570466] [G] lemur68: Two different utensils do not

[1501017354.6627426] [G] forkspork123: they can be used to pierce food

[1501017359.2594936] [G] forkspork123: and to scoop liquids

[1501017364.7525058] [G] forkspork123: what more could you want

[1501017379.345677] [G] [Team] *CheeseOfPettiness: to be able to cut food efficiently

[1501017388.593453] [G] forkspork123: USE A KNIFE YOU CRETIN

[1501017396.8208308] [G] forkspork123: this debate is on spork vs fork and spoon

[1501017404.159662] [G] forkspork123: dont bring knives into this

[1501017404.9323032] [G] [Team] *CheeseOfPettiness: there should be an all in one utensil

[1501017410.1597257] [G] lemur68: Why use a knife when a fork can do it just fine?

[1501017421.1209292] [G] forkspork123: are you a barbarian

[1501017424.8989327] [G] forkspork123: you cut food with your fork

[1501017427.939921] [G] [Team] *CheeseOfPettiness: ^

[1501017430.826832] [G] [Mod] *Pluxtonium: no love for chopsticks?

[1501017438.6100962] [G] [Team] *CheeseOfPettiness: we arent british

[1501017440.6991935] [G] Plasthicc: I love chopsticks lmao

[1501017441.7889183] [G] forkspork123: chopsticks are not useful for soups or broths

[1501017445.4599347] [G] lemur68: I never learned how to use chopsticks

[1501017451.1021416] [G] [Mod] *Pluxtonium: ramen soup tho

[1501017453.2200613] [G] [Team Leader] *Timelord_on_the_Moon: Since when do we use chopsticks

[1501017454.3232737] [G] lemur68: I also don't hold my pencil correctly

[1501017457.5236764] [G] [Team Leader] *Timelord_on_the_Moon: We're not heathens

[1501017470.554394] [G] forkspork123: yeah we need to preserve our western culture

[1501017480.03162] [G] forkspork123: whatever that means

[1501017483.4805124] [G] Plasthicc: And you do that by using a spork?

[1501017487.1241057] [G] [Team] *CheeseOfPettiness: c u l t u r e

[1501017493.6006522] [G] forkspork123: sporks are the definition of american ingenuity

[1501017500.9446495] [G] [Team] *CheeseOfPettiness: what are we playing civ now?

[1501017501.028715] [G] Plasthicc: ok

[1501017502.3604362] [G] lemur68: Sproks will destroy western culture

[1501017508.2443662] [G] lemur68: *Sporks

[1501017510.6640115] [G] forkspork123: sporks ARE western culture

[1501017525.3005853] [G] lemur68: No, they're cultural diffusion

[1501017528.2715626] [G] forkspork123: white people have no culture?? umm sorry sweetie

[1501017546.8711572] [G] forkspork123: how are they cultural diffusion

[1501017595.0548315] [G] lemur68: Don't question my big words

[1501017602.7214732] [G] forkspork123: lol sorry

[1501017630.3927798] [G] lemur68: Sporks symbolize another culture coming in and diffusing into us

[1501017631.7974408] [G] forkspork123: sporks also take up less room on the table versus the spoon/fork combo

[1501017636.636126] [G] lemur68: And it's a one way street

[1501017652.0165904] [G] [Team] *SPORKS_FOR_LIFE: what have we become?

[1501017653.8894064] [G] DerdadiBo: I shut up with culure I am german :D

[1501017656.105402] [G] lemur68: The space is there for a reason

[1501017660.5748274] [G] [Mod] *AvatarMart: What if your spork is dirty and you want ot have dessert?

[1501017664.802316] [G] forkspork123: sporks teach children that compromise is a necessary part of life

[1501017683.4232097] [G] forkspork123: well the same applies to the spoon/fork duo so the point isnt really valid

[1501017691.2263997] [G] lemur68: Compromise isn't necessary if you have more power

[1501017696.9429262] [G] [Mod] *AvatarMart: With the duo though

[1501017701.3653898] [G] Plasthicc: what even is this debate

[1501017703.501154] [G] [Team Leader] *Timelord_on_the_Moon: Why compromise when you can crusade and take all their shit anyway

[1501017706.3434935] [G] [Mod] *AvatarMart: You can use the fork for one

[1501017714.266165] [G] forkspork123: but what if both get dirty

[1501017714.9241393] [G] [Mod] *AvatarMart: And the spoon for the other thing

[1501017724.3292034] [G] forkspork123: the spoon doesnt carry out both duties at dinner

[1501017726.84821] [G] lemur68: Forks and spoons teach kids that we should appreciate everyone's differences

[1501017728.4119623] [G] forkspork123: neither does the fork

[1501017731.1483154] [G] DerdadiBo: sporks are the future of modern kitchen tools

[1501017731.8942616] [G] [Mod] *AvatarMart: The chances of both getting dirty are much lower

[1501017736.6233904] [G] [Team] *SPORKS_FOR_LIFE: guru what do you do when you run out of heathens?

[1501017762.1764243] [G] forkspork123: and another thing, less washing up

[1501017763.727562] [G] lemur68: Sporks teach kids that we should all be the same

[1501017767.7844293] [G] [Team Leader] *Timelord_on_the_Moon: We salt the ground they walked on

[1501017771.4765818] [G] [Team Leader] *Timelord_on_the_Moon: No more heathens

[1501017783.654925] [G] [Team Leader] *Timelord_on_the_Moon: Maybe reroute a river over it too

[1501017794.4929986] [G] [Mod] *AvatarMart: Depends on how you wash forkspork

[1501017799.606443] [G] forkspork123: ?

[1501017801.441905] [G] DerdadiBo: sporks in different coulers

[1501017808.0953264] [G] [Mod] *AvatarMart: By hand or using a washing machine

[1501017811.1313887] [G] forkspork123: well then it reduces the dishwasher-emptying time

[1501017857.2438302] [G] lemur68: I personally just grab all the utensils I can at once

[1501017883.47626] [G] forkspork123: sporks teach children the importance of diversity without assimilation

[1501017894.0630076] [G] forkspork123: the spoon and fork work together but are still their own utensils

[1501017899.652483] [G] DerdadiBo: for a better future

[1501017909.5236187] [G] forkspork123: just combined into a nice package

[1501017913.9171374] [G] Plasthicc: Just as the human race works together even tho we are all different cultures

[1501017918.9230363] [G] lemur68: Yes and we should celebrate our diversity, not become one amorphous blob

[1501017921.9127536] [G] [Team] Morris_y_gwynt: werent they just the knights hospitalier?

[1501017923.4051301] [G] DerdadiBo: and sporks are able to recycle

[1501017926.6303108] [G] [Team] Morris_y_gwynt: wrong chat

[1501017934.7553527] [G] forkspork123: very wrong chat

[1501017952.5025954] [G] lemur68: Fork, you shouldn't be using global

[1501017957.5740979] [G] forkspork123: ?

[1501017962.3931315] [G] lemur68: Someone please mute this big dummy

[1501017975.5690935] [G] forkspork123: im actually a small to medium sized dummy

[1501017978.2884026] [G] lemur68: Freedom of speech shoudln't apply to spork supporters

[1501017989.1351604] [G] forkspork123: is this antifa?

[1501017990.1981533] [G] DerdadiBo: pff

[1501018127.0227735] [G] forkspork123: bye y'all