USA—According to a Wednesday press release, Lockheed Martin is set to unveil their latest innovation for humankind when voting booths open this November.

Instead of aimlessly wandering into a voting booth and casting a meaningless ballot in a charade of an election for a cold, calculated sociopath, or an impulsive, inflammatory sociopath, citizens will soon have the third option of walking with purpose into a Lockheed Martin-manufactured suicide booth and killing themselves, sources say.

Collaborating with both DNC and RNC officials, Lockheed Martin executives and the two major political parties agreed that it was fair for voters to have more options to choose from than the two empty vessels being presented to them.

“The people have been complaining about their lack of choices in the election for a while now, so we’ve decided to hear them out. We’ve worked very hard to come up with the perfect product and solution for them,” said Lockheed Martin lead engineer, Hunter Brown.

The booth will include a variety of more than 100 different suicidal methods, leaving even the most disenfranchised, or ‘poorest fucks’ of the population, with no shortage of options.

The Lockheed Martin market research team reportedly spent months, exhaustively studying consumer habits of the nation’s voters, to gain insight on how the majority of the population was truly feeling.

“This is exactly what me and my family have been wanting for a while now. It’s almost as if Lockheed Martin knew exactly what was going through our heads and Facebook feeds. I’m so glad they had the courage to take control and do something about our lack of voice in the political process,” said common man, Oscar Ableton.

At press time, Lockheed Martin spokesperson, Gunther Callahan stated that voters would have to pay a 19.95 corpse disposal convenience fee to use the booth’s services which will go towards the continued funding of perpetual ambiguous wars in the Middle East.