I have attempted to write this post numerous times, but I'm incapable of coming up with the proper words to express my gratitude.

My secret santa got me a Quest 44" longboard. Some background, I am a college student and I live ~2 miles away from campus. I used to have a Walmart bike but that broke after a few months. Pedal fell off and since repairs cost more than the bike itself, it was technically totalled. I have since been using one of those small penny boards which is great, but boy do I fall, a lot. The issue with these boards is that a small crack in the sidewalk stops the board and since I'm still moving and the board isn't it often ends with my face down booty up on the sidewalk.

I have never owned a longboard. A skateboard? Definitely. Penny board? Yessir! Longboard? Nope. But what I know from riding my friends and looking them up is their a smooth ride. GUYS THIS MEAN NO MORE PAIN!

The best part about all of this is my Secret Santa didn't know about all of this backstory! This is what my secret santa knew

The favorite part of my day is riding my squeaky bike to class while jamming to some music.

Which I truly loved to do, until the whole pedal fell off. It seriously fell off, twice! The first time i went to a shop and go it screwed back in only to have it fall off again two weeks later! I was using duct tape for my last couple trips - seriously.

So queue my mini board issues which lead to an excessive amount of blood on the knees and palms. That is why this gift, and my secret santa, is so great.

I hope that I can pass on half the joy I received to someone else for secret santa because that is the closest I could come to correctly thanking my secret santa for the joy I have received.

Tl;dr My Secret Santa is the shit. The GOAT. The bomb.MOTHERFUCKINGcom. If secret santas wore jerseys mine would bear #23.