Dirty talk can be a difficult and awkward proposition in the bedroom. For many people, it's tough to know what can even be considered sexy and encouraging and what's just weird. Luckily, we have the Internet to help us, and more specifically Reddit. Here are some of Reddit users' sexytime suggestions to really heat things up:

gtnthrow: I'm a huge fan of the just "fuck me." In the right tone of voice it's just marvelous!

The right tone of voice being a lifeless deadpan. Also, "marvelous"? I'm pretty sure this user is Mary Poppins, because no one else uses that word in casual conversation.

chardeemcdrunkee: My girl has recently started saying thank you. Over and over. Like a starving person who was given food. Very hot.

This is the worst roleplay ever.

hatefulnotebook: I remember specifically, it was "fuck me like you paid for it and cum all over this fancy dress."

Sorry, everyone. This dinner party took a really weird turn.

Sand_isOverrated: "You fill me up" is also a good one

Yeah, because I wanted to be reminded of my really angsty phase in sixth grade during sex.

yeah_uh_huh: Oh god! I am so bad at this. I once told my bf "You can't fuck me as fast as I want you to fuck me." I wanted him to go faster is what I meant, but I said it like he sucked.

Nothing turns guys on more than screaming "YOU SUCK GET OUT OF MY VAGINA" right into their face. Ladies, take note.

dumbgaytheist: "Bite my ass, you filthy street urchin."

This just made me want to watch Aladdin.

midterm360: latey I've been getting, 'you have this power over me'

Midterm360, I think you've been having sex with all the members of Snap.

Differently: I pretty much just say "you like that? You like that?" Over and over again.

"Seriously, though. Do you like it? Is this ok? Am I doing it for you? I need constant reassurance and support. Please tell me I'm doing OK."

iJaculate: My girl has recently started saying, "pound me like the Confederacy pounded the Union at the Battle of Chancellorsville." I don't really get the reference, but I go harder. Kinda weird, but she's a US history major, and seeing her get rev'ed up gets me going too.

I agree with this. Smart is sexy. The more esoteric the historical reference, the better.

AhhhItsMe: It'd probably be easiest to start describing what's going on and how she feels about it. For example, "I love it when you x, y or z" is a good starting point. Also, dirty talk can sound kinda silly to some people, so if you can give her pointers about the kinds of phrases/words you want to hear, she might be more comfortable saying them. There'd be no risk of sounding silly or awkward if it comes straight from you.

Alright, sure. I guess saying stuff like this can work, too, if you like regular, boring dirty talk.

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