After the Blackhawks loss to the Preds Thursday night, an epic battle ensued within the realms of the twitter world between two unlikely foes.

In one corner, Drunk Patrick Kane: the foul-mouthed, slick haired, booze hounding mock twitter account infamous for undressing both opposing goaltenders and your girlfriend with the single flick of a hockey stick.

In the other corner, the Nashville Predators official twitter account: There’s not really much to say here other than the fact that they are way too excited to be 5-0-2 to start the season.

Here’s how it went down.

The Predators opened the debate with the following tweet:

ALL WE DO IS WIN WIN WIN. Literally. Undefeated in regulation and take this one 3-2. #CHIvsNSH — Nashville Predators (@PredsNHL) October 24, 2014

To which Drunk Patrick Kane responded:

“@PredsNHL: ALL WE DO IS WIN WIN WIN. Literally. Undefeated in regulation. #CHIvsNSH” LETS TALK WHEN YOU GO 24 GAMES pic.twitter.com/YwqYJgvTnl — Drunk Patrick Kane (@Drunk_Kane88) October 24, 2014

The Preds struck back. Now the argument had transitioned into a full-fledged discussion centered upon cookies:

Finally the concluding lethal blow. The Predators official twitter account would never recover:

.@PredsNHL I got 2 cups you can dunk your cookies in bruh — Drunk Patrick Kane (@Drunk_Kane88) October 24, 2014

Drunk Patrick Kane – 1, Nashville Predators Official Twitter Account – 0

Sources: Twitter