Welcome back! The previous post Bill grew up evil, the house was updated, Javed got off the couch, Alaina worked a lot, and you got to see Rietta’s face! Wow, what an exciting update.

We’ll start off this update with Javed continuing to be useless.

Ugh. Bladder failure, then after this picture was taken, he passed out in his own puddle of pee. -2. ARGH. Javed, if I could control you, I would make you to fix a dishwasher with no handiness skills in a puddle of water, so you could get electrocuted. AND GET OUT OF THIS LEGACY. You’re lucky Alaina still likes you.

Last post Alaina didn’t get much screen time, cause all she does is work. And despite the fact that she has the natural born performer trait, she sucks at being an acrobat. She couldn’t fire up a torch without lighting her butt on fire to save her life.

So, to put a little spring in her step, I made her a new outfit for performing!

Introducing…. STARSHIP BANANA STAND!

Starship Banana Stand: “What up Starlight Shores? Get ready to see the the greatest performance by a banana you’ve ever seen!”

Oh dear. She actually thinks she’s a banana.

But really, can you blame her? This was as close to a banana as I could get with CAS, and I think it is glorious. And so does Alaina. She has no fear in that banana suit.

And obviously, the crowd loved it! She now has a steady gig at Rodeo-Go-Go. Can’t think of a better place for her Starship Banana themed show:

Please notice how well the cannons fit in with the rest of the stage decorations.

When Alaina isn’t working she has started going around the house naked. All the time.

Alaina: “Bye Bill! Have a nice day at school!”

It never stops. Well that’s enough of Alaina being naked, on to Rietta’s birthday!

Make a wish!

Rietta: “I wish my mom would start wearing clothes around the house.”

Good call.

Uh, lookin a little preggo there Rietta. To the dresser!

And she rolled absent minded. That is probably the worst trait for an ISBI. Sims are bad enough at taking care of themselves (JAVED.) without forgetting what they’re doing half the time. Sigh. I’m already in the negatives….

Bladder Failure: -2

Repo-Man:-1

Passed Out: -1

Births: +2

Total Points: -2