Philadelphia police were on an all-out blitz targeting drunken revelers and hooligans who celebrated the Eagles’ first Super Bowl victory by setting fires, chucking bottles and climbing light poles.

Slate compiled a list of disturbing alerts that came over the city’s scanner following the team’s historic 41-33 win over the New England Patriots on Sunday night.

“I need to get the fire extinguisher out of my trunk,” an 11:25 p.m. alert said. “I got a fire on Broad Street just south of South. Someone lit a Christmas tree on fire.”

About 10 minutes later, a desperate message called for backup as fans wreaked havoc on the city streets.

“They’re trying to tear multiple light posts down and I don’t have anyone to counteract it right now,” the alert said.

Another came over about five minutes later calling for help after “a man jumped off the light pole and landed on his head.”

Some merrymakers turned violent just before midnight.

“We have a large crowd throwing bottles and chanting Meek Mill,” an 11:53 p.m. alert said, referencing the imprisoned rapper and Philadelphia native.

Others turned their aggression against the police.

“At Broad and Market they’re throwing bottles at the cops,” said a 12:12 a.m. call for help. “Please send SWAT teams over there in case we need them.”

Scanner chatter at 10:46 p.m. summed up the chaotic night.

“It’s endless, chief,” one officer said. “Endless.”

Meanwhile, one Eagles fan’s celebration turned downright nasty — as he ate from a pile of horse dung in the street, to the delight of onlookers.