[FF4M] [Script Offer] Nurse, Please Clear the Operating Field [handjob] [blowjob] and [swallowing] during [surgery] [humor] [for some values of "humor"] [artistic license: medicine] [artistic license: medical ethics] [cfnm] some [verbal abuse] possible [somnophilia] [rape] just in case

[Characters]

[SURGEON: Has extreme professional confidence. Views herself as the god-empress of the operating theater. Takes at least some pleasure in belittling the nurses who work under her, though exactly how much pleasure is at the discretion of the performer who plays her.]

[NURSE: Devoted to patient care but unimaginative in her sex life and extremely hesitant, more or less unwilling, to try anything outside her comfort zone. Submissive in her professional life and vanilla in her personal life.]

[GENERAL INSTRUCTIONS: The performer in the SURGEON role can use simple silverware/flatware to mimic the sound of handling surgical tools. We're making a porno here, not an episode of House MD.]

[BEGIN]

[Steady heart monitor sound effect: https://soundgasm.net/u/GD_Cumfactory/Heart-Monitor-Normal-Rhythm]

SURGEON: Scalpel

[long pause with some silverware/flatware sounds]

SURGEON: Clamp

[long pause with some silverware/flatware sounds]

SURGEON: Retractor

[long pause with some silverware/flatware sounds]

SURGEON: Scalpel

[long pause with some silverware/flatware sounds]

SURGEON: Nurse, what's that in the operating field?

NURSE: I believe that's the patient's penis.

SURGEON: I know it's his penis. What the hell is it doing in my operating field? It's not sterile.

NURSE: It certainly doesn't seem to be sterile. It's still growing!

SURGEON: Yes, I can see that. However, I'm less concerned with the patient's erectile health, and more concerned with why you have yet to clear his massive erection from the operating field.

NURSE: Sorry, doctor.

[Sound of a penis/dildo being gripped and manipulated. Continue with these minimalist manual sounds during the next 12 lines]

[Heart rate monitor accelerating to fast beat sound effect: https://soundgasm.net/u/GD_Cumfactory/Heart-Monitor-Heart-Rate-Increasing-and-Rapid-Heart-Rate]

SURGEON: Patient's heart rate increasing.

NURSE: I think it's because of the...manual stimulation, doctor.

SURGEON: Well then get it under control.

NURSE: It's...it's twitching in my hand, doctor.

SURGEON: Do I really have to tell you twice? Get. It. Under control.

NURSE: How do you advise I do that?

SURGEON: How do you think the patient would do it?

NURSE: I'm not sure that's appropriate. Besides, I don't think I'm the...er...proximate cause of the patient's current condition. He was staring at *your* breasts during pre-op, not mine.

SURGEON: At the moment, the fact that I'm more attractive than you may be slightly less relevant than the fact that I'm busy performing a complex operation.

NURSE: Well, I was busy too.

SURGEON: Sure you were. Busy handing me tools off a tray...*slowly*. Fortunately, I happen to be qualified, frankly overqualified, to manage a *tray*. Are you qualified to perform surgery?

NURSE: Point taken. [Verbal sound indicating slight hesitation--use whichever one you use naturally.] Commencing the procedure.

[The NURSE should make steady handjob sounds for at least a minute before any further lines are spoken, perhaps speeding up some over the course of the handjob. The handjob should continue during the following spoken lines. The SURGEON can improvise occasional, sporadic silverware/flatware sound effects. There's no need for the silverware/flatware sounds to conform to any precise pattern, since the surgery is just a background event at this point.]

NURSE: The patient's penis is twitching and throbbing vigorously. Could you page another nurse to bring me a bowl for the patient's ejaculate?

SURGEON: And risk having the patient's fluids enter my operating field? No way. Contain the ejaculate.

NURSE: What would you say is the best way for me to contain the patient's ejaculate?

SURGEON: What do you think the patient would say?

NURSE: Are you saying I should...you know...?

SURGEON: Unless you can think of a better way.

NURSE: But...but I don't do that!

SURGEON: Today you do.

NURSE: [Submissive but apprehensive] Yes, doctor.

[The NURSE should make shallow, hesitant blowjob sounds for at least a minute before the next spoken line. She's also standing bent over a waist-high table to suck cock. You don't actually have to assume this same position yourself if you don't want to, but the strain/discomfort of her precarious position should be evident in your voice and/or breathing. The NURSE should continue sucking through the spoken line. The SURGEON can improvise occasional, sporadic silverware/flatware sound effects. There's no need for the silverware/flatware sounds to conform to any precise pattern, since the surgery is just a background event at this point.]

SURGEON: The patient's heart rate is still elevated. Nurse, you need to increase suction.

[The NURSE should make slightly deeper (still not *deep*) but hard-sucking blowjob sounds for at least a minute before the next spoken line. She's also standing bent over a waist-high table to suck cock. You don't actually have to assume this same position yourself if you don't want to, but the strain/discomfort of her precarious position should be evident in your voice and/or breathing. The NURSE should continue sucking through the spoken lines. The SURGEON can improvise occasional, sporadic silverware/flatware sound effects. There's no need for the silverware/flatware sounds to conform to any precise pattern, since the surgery is just a background event at this point.]

SURGEON: Nurse, is the patient...laughing?

[The NURSE should make wet-mouthed moans of discomfort and severe alarm as the patient fills her mouth with cum and throughout the process of swallowing it. She should allow her mouth to fill with spit to simulate a mouthful of cum, then gulp it down with a low-pitched, difficult, sputtering gulp. She should make 3-5 such gulps total. Once she finishes gulping the cum down, she should come off the cock and make panting, high-pitched sounds of offense and general discomfort as she catches her breath.]

[Heart monitor slowing down to a steady rhythm sound effect: https://soundgasm.net/u/GD_Cumfactory/Heart-Monitor-Heart-Rate-Decreasing-and-Normal-Rhythm]

SURGEON: Patient's heart rate is normal.

NURSE: [Start this line with whatever comes naturally immediately after swallowing something revolting--be that a sound like "eughhh," "ewww" or "iiiick," a profanity, or some other expression.] The patient definitely isn't suffering any testicular deficiencies. Ejaculate volume is *far* above normal.

SURGEON: The patient's testicular health was never in question. Now, please assist as I finish the operation.

[The audio should fade out to finish. How fast the fade goes is at your discretion. It can start any time after the above line.]

[Pause with some silverware/flatware sounds]

SURGEON: Take this clamp.

[Pause with some silverware/flatware sounds]

SURGEON: Take this retractor.

[Pause with some silverware/flatware sounds]