(0:00) The most ridiculous TMZ Live EVER starts now! Get ready for more talk about cut off penises and strange sex habits than you can handle!

(4:20) First up ... a woman cuts her husband's penis off and then puts it in the disposal ... why do women find this funny? ESPECIALLY Nina.

(12:01) A caller curiously uses the phrase "funny bone."

(16:20) Is laughing at this topic payback for men mistreating women for so long?

(20:13) Know what "soaking" is? You're about to. Sex education begins now.

(22:00) Turns out Max is an experienced soaker.

(24:50) Wait WHAT? NFL badass Adrian Peterson is in the house!!!

(26:05) Adrian learns about soaking ... does he think it's genius, or stupid?

(28:00) Lockout talk -- who does Adrian think will come out on top?

(33:08) Adrian is gone ... so BACK TO SOAKING!!!

(34:50) A former BYUer sheds light on soaking! Step one is "oral is moral" ... then after you climax ... "soaking is second." NOW it makes sense.

(36:50) Our caller is an experienced soaker! Harvey and Charles FINALLY understand it ... and turns out ... it's what Max was saying all along.

(46:11) Another hilarious caller -- he used to go to BYU campus to pick up women ... and used to pick them up AT CHURCH!!! WHAT?