Residents put worry aside to politicize very real life-changing problem.

7 Reasons why Louisiana climate change deniers think their coast is disappearing:

Atlas in the outskirts of Athens, Greece valiantly doing his job no matter how boring it is. [image Credit: Marketminder.com]

Hillary-sanctioned bionic aquatic Mexican spies fitted with water displacing jets in their diving gear. Atlas shifting around and trying to find his sapphire wedding ring after a rogue seagull swiped it right from his finger before realizing it wasn’t food and dropping it. This consequently upset the regular slope of the beach. Whale calves playing boisterously in the dead of night while everybody’s asleep. It’s the unfortunate result caused by licking contaminated algae from the ocean floor(tainted by Liberal tourist revelers tossing away too much of their godawful Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccinos into the sea). Just like the tooth fairy, racism, Russia, sexism, and Chinese leprechauns, it’s all made up shit courtesy of the lyin’, lame and failing MSM machine. Millions of Arab refugees swimming in droves under the ocean surface after Angela Merkel proffered to them some German engineered snorkels and instructions on how to steal American jobs while moonlighting as terrorists . Self conceited mermen so full of themselves, they displaced the water.

This merman loves fish sticks. Does not realize that makes him a gay fish.[ image Credit: Dreadbreuk.nl]

7. A rolling Crimson Tide upping the ante after some LSU players were caught talking mad shit about the Alabama Offensive line in a New Orleans pub popular with freshman athletes.

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