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rationalsjdiscussions: queen-anarchy-666: tuhmblr-logic: tu-vecinita-colombiana: thecrystalfems: tuhmblr-logic: spookygaits: tuhmblr-logic: Take one shot of any alcoholic beverage each time you see any or a variation of the following:



“Garnet is literally a black coded character??? So if you draw her white or with straight hair, you’re racist??”

“If you’re not a feminist, you’re anti equality.”

“Smh white people want to be oppressed so bad.”

“Why do you hate mentally ill kids?”

“Racism is a system that whites have benefited from.”

“You DON’T need dysphoria to be trans. You can choose your gender.”

“Don’t dress up as a candy skull this Halloween. It’s appropriation of Mexican culture”

“Read before following.”

“*A profile with dozens of self-dxed mental illnesses, some that even contradict each other*”

“Women are still literally oppressed in the U.S???”

“Women can’t go anywhere without fearing for their life.”

“Miley Cyrus is a racist.”

“Why do conservatives want to oppress us?”

“Complaining about political correctness is just an excuse to be racist, homophobic, transphobic, and sexist.”

“*Someone complains about everyone else being racist when they’re actually the ones being racist.*”



Evidently OP is a serial killer who wants us all to die of alcohol poisoning. -any mention of any word with the suffix ’-phobia’ added to the end Don’t forget

“You’re not [insert race/ethnic here], you’re white!”

“Truscums/ciscums or cissexist”

A joke about white people

“Wage gape and cat calling”

A joke about committing homicide to their supposed “oppressors”

“All straights are homophobic, all cis are transphobic, and whites are racists.”

Bitching about Meninists

Complaining about MRAs

“Bad post”

Something about culture appropriation

“Stop harassing me,I’m a minor!” card

“If you draw fictional kids aged up you’re a pedophile!”

Suicide baiting and blaming it on their mental illness

And in some “latinx”

“I’m 0.25% White, 0.25% Mexican, 0.25% Asian, and 0.25% Native”

“But I’m also white-passing”

Made up gender with neopronouns and made up sexualities

“Fictionkin”

Tags full of triggers

“Ok to reblog”

Blacklists with “[insert name] don’t look!”

In most, Steven Universe

Cisphobia related blogs

Replying and blocking right away

“Male tears”

“Justifies female assault

Made up stats about rape

Screaming rape about everything

“if you ship an abusive ship you’re toxic uwu”

Making themselves the victims

Can’t tell the difference between fiction and reality My body is ready for this. Also: Sjw with a steven universe avatar if anyone played this then they’d die from alcohol poisoning. How many of these bullet points were written by conservatives who can’t handle differing viewpoints? How many are completely harmless ideas painted as harmful? How many are willful misinterpretations of valid ideas? Hell, a drinking game made about the willful ignorance of SQWs would result in mass alcohol-driven comas. Take a drink for: Mention of “plantkin” or plant appropriation. Falling for obvious troll blogs posing as the dreaded SJWs. Reblogs from Takashi0, communismkills, or plrbcomics. “Sweetie.” Listing logical fallcies. “Gems are rocks! Theyre just rocks.” Talking about the agency choice and of created fictional characters. Thinking “male tears” means semen. Urban dictionary as a source. Breitbart as a source. Opinion piece as source. The draft is oppressive to men. “Its political correctness run amok.” Pony avatar. “Free speech.” “This is just like the xkit guy.” Feminism is only valid in [insert far of country]. No sign of concern for [insert far off country]. “SJWs complain about first world problems.” Complaining about video game journalism. Using #notyourshield as a shield. “1984 wasnt an instruction manual.” Claiming not to be offended easily then going on a several post tirade about how not-offended they are. That Kojima quote. You know the one. “Triggered!” “Forced diversity.” Defending pedophilic art. “Heterophobia is real.” “Cisphobia is real.” “Misandry is real and super important.” The belief that the Male Tears mug is meant to make fun of men showing emotion. “Reverse racism.” “Its not reverse racism, its just racism.” Smug anime girl reaction pics. Youtuber reaction gifs. Fucking video game reaction gifs. The suffix -gate. “Fake nerd.”

“Freedom of speech!! So don’t you dare ever talk about how you disagree with me or think I’m offensive!”

“You SJWs are trivializing mental illness, by being mentally ill and talking about your experiences.”

“How DARE you go through identity phases!”

“What’s the difference between venting and real political statements?”

“What is context? There is only PLEBCOMICS!”

“Lolicon hurts no one! Just the kids who are groomed by lolicon-filled fandoms. But they’re LIARS!!”

“Criticism is censorship!”

“SJWs are simultaneously ineffective keyboard warriors and also powerful oppressive monsters.”

“I don’t think it’s offensive, so YOU CAN’T think it’s offensive either!!”

“If I just sling around enough slurs, will I be taken seriously?”

“Spitting on positive representation is artistic freedom. Don’t say it’s offensive or you’re against freedom, you freedom-hater!”

“I support Zamii, so I’ll draw fat characters of color as skinny white people! Oh… She’s actually against us doing that on a moral level? She actually asked us explicitly NOT to? Oh… Uh… … Well, we’re gonna keep doing it. But we’re not OPPORTUNISTS or anything!”

“(argues something that shows they haven’t had any education past high school general education) GOD, have you SJWs taken your basic high school biology/history/etc?!”

“If I just tell you I’m factual and logical, that makes it true!”

“What do you mean obsessing over logical fallacies is not a sound argument?”

“Stupid SJWs, just make your own game! Oh, you’re already making your own game? Stupid indie SJW propaganda!!”

Of course, all of this is comic exaggeration. But before any of you complain, so was every word of the post I’m replying to. Comic exaggeration is not only okay when you do it.