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Da meerkat (Suricata suricatta) or suricate be a lil' small-ass mongoose found up in southern Africa. Well shiiiit, it is characterised by a funky-ass broad head, big-ass eyes, a pointed snout, long legs, a thin taperin tail n' a brindled coat pattern, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da head-and-body length is round 24�"35 cm (9.4�"13.8 in), n' tha weight is typically between 0.62 n' 0.97 kg (1.4 n' 2.1 lb). Da coat is light grey ta yellowish brown wit alternate, skankyly defined light n' dark bandz on tha back. Meerkats have foreclaws adapted fo' diggin n' have tha mobilitizzle ta thermoregulate ta survive up in they harsh, dry habitat. Three subspecies is recognised.

Meerkats is eusocial, n' form packz of two ta 30 dudes each dat occupy home ranges round 5 km2 (1.9 sq mi) large. There be a hood hierarchy�"generally dominant dudes up in a pack breed n' produce offspring, n' tha nonbreeding, subordinizzle thugz provide altruistic care ta tha pups. They live up in rock crevices up in stony, often calcareous areas n' up in big-ass burrow systems up in plains. Da burrow systems, typically 5 m (16 ft) up in diameta wit round 15 openings, is big-ass underground networks consistin of two ta three levelz of tunnels. These tunnels is round 7.5 cm (3.0 in) high all up in tha top n' wider below, n' extend up ta 1.5 m (4.9 ft) tha fuck into tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Burrows have moderated internal temperatures n' provide a cold-ass lil laid back microclimate dat protects meerkats up in harsh drizzle n' at off tha hook temperatures. Meerkats is actizzle durin tha day, mostly up in tha early mornin n' late afternoon; they remain continually alert n' retreat ta burrows (or 'boltholes') on sensin dark shiznit n' shit. They bust a funky-ass broad variety of calls ta rap among one another fo' different purposes, fo' example ta raise alarm on sightin a predator. Primarily insectivorous, meerkats feed heavily on beetlez n' lepidopterans, though they also include amphibians, arthropods, lil' small-ass birds, reptilez n' plant material up in they diet. Breedin occurs round tha year, wit peaks durin heavy rainfall; afta a gestation of 60 ta 70 minutes a litta of three ta seven pups is born.

Commonly found up in arid, open habitats wit lil woody vegetation, meerkats occur up in southwestern Botswana, westside n' southern Namibia, northern n' westside Downtown Africa; tha range barely extendz tha fuck into southwestern Angola. With no dope threats ta tha populations, tha meerkat is listed as Least Concern on tha IUCN Red List. Meerkats is widely depicted up in televizzle, pornos n' other media.

Etymology [ edit ]

'Meerkat' derives from tha Dutch name fo' a kind of monkey, which up in turn be reppin tha Oldskool High German mericazza, possibly as a cold-ass lil combination of meer ('lake') n' kat ('cat'). This may be related ta tha similar Hindi: मर्कट (markat, or monkey), derivin from Sanskrit, though tha Germanic origin of tha word predates any known connections ta India. Da name was used fo' lil' small-ass muthafuckas up in Downtown Africa from 1801 onward, possibly cuz tha Dutch colonialists used tha name up in reference ta nuff burrowing muthafuckas.[4][5] Da natizzle Downtown African name fo' tha meerkat is 'suricate', possibly derivin from tha French: surikate, which up in turn may gotz a Dutch origin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In Afrikaans tha meerkat is called graatjiemeerkat or stokstertmeerkat; tha term mierkatte or meerkatte can refer ta both tha meerkat n' tha yellow mongoose (Afrikaans: rooimeerkat). In colloquial Afrikaans mier means 'termite' n' kat means 'cat', hence tha name probably refers ta tha meerkatz association wit termite mounds.[2][6][7]

Taxonomy [ edit ]

In 1776, Johann Christian Daniel von Schreber busted lyrics on some meerkat from tha Cape of Dope Hope, givin it tha scientistical name Viverra suricatta.[8] Da generic name Suricata was proposed by Anselme Gaëtan Desmarest up in 1804, whoz ass also busted lyrics on some zoological specimen from tha Cape of Dope Hope.[9] Da present scientistical name Suricata suricatta was first used by Oldfield Thomas n' Harold Schwann up in 1905 when they busted lyrics on some specimen collected at Wakkerstroom. They suggested there was four local meerkat races up in tha Cape n' Deelfontein, Grahamstown, Orange River Colony n' southern Transvaal, n' Klipfontein respectively.[10] Several zoological specimens was busted lyrics bout between tha late 18th n' 20th centuries, of which three is recognised as valid subspecies:[2][11]

S. s. suricatta (Schreber, 1776) occurs up in southern Namibia, southern Botswana, n' Downtown Africa.

occurs up in southern Namibia, southern Botswana, n' Downtown Africa. S. s. majoriae Bradfield, 1936 occurs up in central n' northwestern Namibia. [12]

occurs up in central n' northwestern Namibia. S. s. iona Crawford-Cabral, 1971 occurs up in southwestern Angola.[13]

Phylogeny n' evolution [ edit ]

Meerkat fossils pimpin back ta done been excavated up in various locations up in Downtown Africa.[14] A 2009 phylogenetic study of tha family Herpestidae split tha fuck into two lineages round tha Early Miocene (25.4�"18.2 mya)�"eusocial n' solitary mongooses. Da meerkat belongs ta tha monophyletic eusocial mongoose clade along wit nuff muthafuckin other African mongooses: Crossarchus (kusimanse), Helogale (dwarf mongoose), Liberiictis (Liberian mongoose) n' Mungos (banded mongoose). Da solitary mongoose lineage comprises two clades includin species like fuckin Mellerz mongoose (Rhynchogale melleri) n' tha yellow mongoose (Cynictis penicillata). Da meerkat genetically diverged from tha rest of tha clade 22.6�"15.6 mya. Da phylogenetic relationshizzlez of tha meerkat is depicted as bigs up:[15]

Physical characteristics [ edit ]

Close view of a meerkat. Note tha banded pattern, tha big-ass eye circlez n' tha thin tail. Da sharp, curved foreclaws is adapted fo' digging.

Da meerkat be a lil' small-ass mongoose of slim build characterised by a funky-ass broad head, big-ass eyes, a pointed snout, long legs, a thin taperin tail n' a brindled coat pattern, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it is smalla than most other mongooses except tha dwarf mongooses (genus Helogale) n' possibly Galerella species.[2] Da head-and-body length is round 24�"35 cm (9.4�"13.8 in), n' tha weight has been recorded ta be between 0.62�"0.97 kg (1.4�"2.1 lb) without much variation between tha sexes (though some dominant dem hoes can be heavier than tha rest).[2][11] Da soft coat is light grey ta yellowish brown wit alternate, skankyly defined light n' dark bandz on tha back. Individuals from tha southern part of tha range tend ta be darker n' shit. Da guard hairs, light all up in tha base, have two dark rings n' is tipped wit black or silvery white; nuff muthafuckin such hairs aligned together give rise ta tha coat pattern.[2][16] These hairs is typically between 1.5 n' 2 cm (0.59 n' 0.79 in) yo, but measure 3�"4 cm (1.2�"1.6 in) on tha flanks. Its head is mostly white n' tha underparts is covered sparsely wit dark reddish brown fur, wit tha dark skin underneath showin through.[11][17] Da eyes, up in sockets coverin over 20% of tha skull length, is capable of binocular vision.[2][18] Da slim, yellowish tail, unlike tha bushy tailz of nuff other mongooses, measures 17 ta 25 cm (6.7 ta 9.8 in), n' is tipped wit black. Femalez have six nipples.[2] Da meerkat looks similar ta two sympatric species�"the banded n' tha yellow mongooses. Da meerkat can be holla'd at apart from tha banded mongoose by its smalla size, shorta tail n' bigger eyes relatizzle ta tha head; tha yellow mongoose differs up in havin a funky-ass bushy tail n' lighta coat wit a inner layer of yellow fur under tha aiiight brown fur.[11]

Da meerkat has 36 teeth wit tha dental formula of 3.1.3.23.1.3.2.[2][11] It be well adapted fo' digging, movement all up in tunnels n' standin erect, though it aint as capable of hustlin n' climbing. Da big, sharp n' curved foreclaws (slightly longer than tha hindclaws) is highly specialised among tha feliforms, n' enable tha meerkat ta dig efficiently.[2][11][19] Da black, crescent-like ears can be closed ta prevent tha entry of dirt n' debris while digging. Da tail is used ta balizzle when standin upright.[2] Digitigrade, tha meerkat has four digits on each foot wit thick padz underneath.[11]

Da meerkat has a specialised thermoregulation system dat helps it survive up in its harsh desert habitat fo' realz. A study flossed dat its body temperature bigs up a diurnal rhythm, averagin 38.3 °C (100.9 °F) durin tha dizzle n' 36.3 °C (97.3 °F) at night.[20] As tha body temperature falls below tha thermoneutral unit, determined ta be 30�"32.5 °C (86.0�"90.5 °F), tha heart rate n' oxygen consumption plummet; perspiration increases sharply at temperatures above dis range fo' realz. Additionally, it has a basal metabolic rate remarkably lower than other carnivores, which helps up in conservin water, survivin on lower amountz of chicken n' decreasin heat output from metabolic processes. Durin winter, it balances heat loss by increasin tha metabolic heat generation n' other methodz like fuckin sunbathing.[2][11][20]

Ecologizzle n' behaviour [ edit ]

A ounce ta tha bounce of meerkats Huddlin together fo' warmth

Da meerkat be a eusocial mammal, formin packz of two ta 30 dudes each comprisin nearly equal numberz of either sex n' multiple crew unitz of pairs n' they offspring. Memberz of a pack take turns at thangs like fuckin lookin afta pups n' keepin a lookout fo' predators.[21] Meerkats is a cooperatively breeding species�"typically tha dominant 'breeders' up in a pack produce offspring, n' tha nonbreeding, subordinizzle 'helpers' provide altruistic care fo' tha pups. This division of labour aint as strictly defined as it is up in specialised eusocial flavas, like fuckin tha breeder-worker distinction up in ants.[22] Mo'over, meerkats gotz a cold-ass lil clear dominizzle hierarchy wit olda dudes havin a higher hood status.[17][21] A study flossed dat dominant dudes can contribute mo' ta offsprin care when fewer helpers was available; subordinizzle thugz increased they contributions if they could forage better.[22]

Packs live up in rock crevices up in stony areas n' up in big-ass burrow systems up in plains fo' realz. A pack generally occupies a home range, 5 km2 (1.9 sq mi) big-ass on average but sometimes as big-ass as 15 km2 (5.8 sq mi), containin nuff burrows 50 ta 100 m (160 ta 330 ft) apart, of which some remain unused.[21] A 2019 study flossed dat big-ass burrows towardz tha centre of a range is preferred over smalla ones located near tha periphery; dis was especially tha case wit packs dat had pups ta raise fo' realz. A pack may shift ta another burrow if tha dominant biatch has lil success findin prey up in a area.[23] Da area near tha periphery of home ranges is scent marked mostly by tha dominant dudes; there be communal latrines, 1 km2 (0.39 sq mi) large, close ta tha burrows.[21] Packs can migrate collectively up in search of chicken, ta escape high predator heat n' durin floods.[2]

Meerkats is highly vigilant, n' frequently survey they surroundings by turnin they headz side ta side; some dudes always stand sentry n' stay locked n' loaded fo' dark shiznit n' shit. Vocal communication is used frequently up in different contexts; fo' instizzle repetitive, high-pitched barks is used ta warn otherz of predators nearby.[2][24] They will generally retreat ta they burrows fo' safety, where they will remain until tha dark shiznit is gone. They stick they headz outta burrows ta check tha area outside, still barking. Mobz of meerkats fiercely battle snakes dat may come near them, often cappin' a gangbangin' few.[21] Raptors like fuckin bateleurs, martial eaglez, tawny eaglez n' pale chantin goshawks is major aerial predators; on tha ground, meerkats may be threatened by bat-eared foxes, black-backed jackals n' Cape foxes.[11][21]

Ghetto behaviour [ edit ]

Encountas between thugz of different packs is highly aggressive, leadin ta severe fuck-ups n' sometimes dirtnaps. Females, often tha heaviest ones, try ta big up dominizzle over tha rest up in nuff ways like fuckin fierce competizzle or takin over from tha leader of tha pack.[17][21] A study flossed dat dem hoes whoz ass grew fasta was mo' likely ta assert dominance, though malez did not show such a trend.[25] Malez seekin dominizzle over crews tend ta scent mark extensively n' aint submissive; they often drive up olda malez up in a crew n' take over tha pack theyselves.[21] Subordinizzle dudes grill bullshit up in humpin successfully; fo' instance, dominant dem hoes often bust a cap up in tha littaz of subordinizzle ones fo' realz. As such, subordinizzle dudes might disperse ta other packs ta find mates durin tha humpin season.[26][27] Some subordinizzle meerkats will even bust a cap up in tha pupz of dominant thugz up in order ta improve they own offspringz position.[28] It can take minutes fo' emigrants ta secure entry tha fuck into other packs, n' they often grill aversion from tha members. Malez typically succeed up in joinin existin groups; they often inspect other packs n' they burrow systems up in search of humpin opportunities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Many often crew up in 'coalitions' fo' as long as two months n' travel nearly 5 km (3.1 mi) a thugged-out dizzle on twisted paths.[29][21] Dispersal appears ta be less common up in females, possibly cuz continuin ta stay wit up in a pack can eventually win dem dominizzle over other members.[21] Dispersed dem hoes travel longer than coalitions, n' tend ta start crewz of they own or join other similar females; they aim fo' crewz of emigrant malez or dem without a funky-ass humpin female. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Subordinizzle females, unlike subordinizzle males, might be ousted from they packs, especially up in tha latta part of tha dominant femalez pregnancy, though they may be allowed ta return afta tha birth of tha pups.[11][21]

Burrowing [ edit ]

A meerkat chillin close ta openingz of a warren

Meerkat burrows is typically 5 m (16 ft) up in diameta wit round 15 openings, though one of dimensions 25 by 32 m (82 by 105 ft) wit as nuff as 90 holez has been reported. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. These big-ass underground networks comprise two ta three levelz of tunnels up ta 1.5 m (4.9 ft) tha fuck into tha ground; tha tunnels, round 7.5 cm (3.0 in) high all up in tha top, become broader afta descendin round a metre. Da entrances, 15 cm (5.9 in) up in diameter, is pimped by diggin at a angle of 40 degrees ta tha surface; tha soil accumulated as a result can slightly increase tha height of burrow sites. 'Boltholes' is used fo' a quick escape if dangers is detected.[2][17] While constructin or renovatin burrows meerkats will line up ta form a cold-ass lil continuous head-to-tail chain, break tha soil tha fuck into crumbs wit they foreclaws, scoop it up wit they forepaws joined together n' throw it behind dem between they hindlegs.[21]

Outside temperatures aint reflected at once within burrows; instead there is probably a eight-hour lag which creates a temperature gradient up in warrens, so dat burrows is coolest up in daytime n' warmest at night.[2][11] Temperatures inside burrows typically vary between 21 n' 39 °C (70 n' 102 °F) up in summer n' −4 n' 26 °C (25 n' 79 °F) up in winter; temperatures at pimped outa depths vary ta a much lesser extent, wit summer temperatures round 22.6 ta 23.2 °C (72.7 ta 73.8 °F) n' winta temperatures round 10 ta 10.8 °C (50.0 ta 51.4 °F). This reduces tha need fo' meerkats ta thermoregulate individually by providin a cold-ass lil laid back microclimate within burrows; moreover burrowin protects meerkats up in harsh drizzle n' at off tha hook temperatures.[2][11] Consequently, meerkats spend considerable time up in burrows; they is actizzle mainly durin tha dizzle n' return ta burrows afta dark n' often ta escape tha heat of tha afternoon.[2][11] Activitizzle peaks durin tha early mornin n' late afternoon.[21] Meerkats huddle together ta chill up in compact groups, sunbathe n' recline on warm rocks or damp soil ta adjust they body temperatures.[11]

Meerkats tend ta occupy tha burrowz of other lil' small-ass muthafuckas mo' than constructin dem on they own; they generally share burrows wit Cape ground squirrels n' yellow mongooses. Cape ground squirrels n' meerkats probably do not fight fo' space or chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Though yellow mongooses is also insectivores like meerkats, competizzle fo' prey is minimal as yellow mongooses is less selectizzle up in they diet. This association is beneficial ta all tha species as it saves time n' efforts dropped up in makin separate warrens. Many other species have also been recorded up in tha meerkat burrows, includin African pygmy mice, Cape grey mongooses, four-striped grass mice, Highveld gerbils, rock hyraxes, slender mongooses, Downtown African springhares n' white-tailed rats.[2][24]

Vocalisations [ edit ]

Meerkats gotz a funky-ass broad vocal repertoire dat they use ta rap among one another up in nuff muthafuckin contexts; nuff of these calls may be combined together by repetizzle of tha same call or mixin different soundz fo' realz. A study recorded 12 different typez of call combinations used up in different thangs like fuckin guardin against predators, carin fo' young, digging, sunbathing, huddlin together n' aggression.[31] Short-range 'close calls' is produced while foragin n' afta scannin tha vicinitizzle fo' predators.[32] 'Recruitment calls' can be produced ta collect meerkats on sightin a snake or ta rewind excrement or afro samplez of predators or unfamiliar meerkats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. 'Alarm calls' is given up on detectin predators fo' realz. All these calls differ up in they acoustic characteristics, n' can evoke different responses up in tha 'receivers' (meerkats whoz ass hear tha call); generally tha pimped outa tha urgency of tha scenario up in which tha call is given, tha stronger is tha response up in tha receivers. This indicates dat meerkats is able ta perceive tha nature of tha risk n' tha degree of urgency from tha acoustics of a cold-ass lil call, transmit it n' respond accordingly.[33] For instance, upon hearin a terrestrial predator alarm call, meerkats is most likely ta scan tha area n' move towardz tha source of tha call, while a aerial predator alarm call would most likely cause dem ta crouch down.[33] A recruitment call would cause receivers ta raise they tails (and often they hair) n' move slowly towardz tha source.[33][34][35]

Da complexitizzle of calls produced by different mongooses varies by they hood structure n' ecology. For instizzle eusocial mongooses like fuckin meerkats n' banded mongooses use calls up in a pimped outa variety of contexts than do tha solitary slender mongooses. Mo'over, meerkats have mo' call types than do banded mongooses.[36] Meerkat calls carry shiznit ta identify tha signalin individual or pack yo, but meerkats do not step tha fuck up ta differentiate between calls from different sources.[37][38] Da callz of banded mongooses also carry a 'vocal signature' ta identify tha caller.[30]

Diet [ edit ]

Eatin a gangbangin' frog

Da meerkat is primarily a insectivore, feedin heavily on beetlez n' lepidopterans; it can additionally feed on eggs, amphibians, arthropods (like fuckin scorpions, ta whose venom they is immune), reptiles, lil' small-ass birdz (like fuckin tha southern anteater-chat), plants n' seeds. Captizzle meerkats include nuff fruits n' vegetablez up in they diet, n' also bust a cap up in lil' small-ass muthafuckas by bitin tha backz of they skulls.[2][21] They have also been observed feedin on tha desert truffle Kalaharituber pfeilii.[39] Meerkats often smoke citron melons n' dig up roots n' tubers fo' they wata content.[2]

Mongooses spend nearly five ta eight minutes foragin everyday. It make me wanna hollar playa! Like other hood mongooses, meerkats up in a pack will disperse within 5 m (16 ft) of one another n' browse systematically up in areas within they home range without losin visual or vocal contact. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some dudes stand sentry while tha rest is busy foraging. Meerkats return ta a area only afta a week of tha last visit so dat tha chicken supply is replenished sufficiently. They hunt by scent, n' often dig up soil or turn over stones ta uncover hidden prey. Meerkats typically do not give chase ta they prey, though they may pursue geckos n' lizardz over nuff muthafuckin metres.[2][21] Chicken intake is typically low durin winter.[11]

Reproduction [ edit ]

Meerkat pups

Meerkats breed all up in tha year wit seasonal peaks, typically durin monthz of heavy rainfall; fo' instance, maximum births occur from January ta March up in tha southern Kalahari. Generally only dominant dudes breed, though subordinizzle thugz can also dawg up in highly productizzle years. Femalez become sexually mature at two ta three muthafuckin yearz of age. Dominant dem hoes can have up ta four littas annually (lesser fo' subordinizzle females), n' tha number dependz on tha amount of precipitation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Matin behaviour has been studied up in captizzle dudes. Courtshizzle behaviour is limited; tha thug fights wit his thugged-out lil' partner, gettin hold of her by her snout yo. Dude will grip tha nape of her neck if she resists mounting, n' hold her down by graspin her flanks durin gangbangin.[11][21]

Afta a gestation of 60 ta 70 days, a litta of three ta seven pups is born, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Pups weigh round 100 g (3.5 oz) up in tha straight-up original gangsta few minutez of birth; tha average growth rate fo' tha straight-up original gangsta three months is 4.5 g (0.16 oz) per day, typically tha fastest up in tha straight-up original gangsta month.[11] A 2019 study flossed dat growth n' game ratez of pups might decrease wit increase up in temperature.[40] Infants make continuous soundz dat resemble bird-like tweets, dat chizzle ta a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shrill contact call as they grow olda n' shit. Young pups is kept securely up in a thugged-out den, from where they emerge afta round 16 days, n' start foragin wit adults by 26 days. Da nonbreedin thugz of tha pack help substantially wit juvenile care, fo' instizzle they feed tha pups n' huddle wit dem fo' warmth.[11][21] A study flossed dat nearly half of tha littaz of dominant females, especially dem born lata up in tha humpin season was nursed by subordinizzle females, mostly dem dat was or recently had been pregnant.[41] Sex biases done been observed up in feeding; fo' instance, biatch helpers feed biatch pups mo' than thug pups unlike thug helpers whoz ass feed both equally. This is possibly cuz tha game of biatch pups is mo' beneficial ta biatch helpers as dem hoes is mo' likely ta remain up in they natal pack.[11][21] Some helpers contribute ta all activitizzles mo' than others, though none of dem might be specialised up in any of dem wild-ass muthafuckas.[42] Sometimes helpers favour they own needz over dem of pups n' decizzle not ta feed them; dis behaviour, known as "false-feeding", is mo' common when tha prey is mo' valued by tha meerkat.[43]

Da daddy remains on guard n' protects his offspring, while tha mutha spendz a shitload of time foragin ta produce enough gin n juice fo' her young. Mothers give up shrill, repetitizzle calls ta ensure they pups follow dem n' remain close together.[11][21] Unable ta forage theyselves, lil' pups vocalise often seekin chicken from they carers.[44] Like nuff flavas, meerkat pups learn by observin n' mimickin adult behaviour, though adults also engage up in actizzle instruction. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. For example, meerkat adults teach they pups how tha fuck ta smoke a venomous scorpion by removin tha stinger n' showin tha pups how tha fuck ta handle tha creature.[45] Da mutha runs round wit prey up in her grill, promptin her pups ta catch dat shit.[2] Pups become independent enough ta forage at round 12 weekz of age.[21] Meerkats is estimated ta survive fo' five ta 15 muthafuckin years up in tha wild; tha maximum gamespan recorded up in captivitizzle is 20.6 years.[11]

Femalez step tha fuck up ta be able ta discriminizzle tha odour of they kin from dat of others.[46] Kin recognizzle be a useful mobilitizzle dat facilitates cooperation among relatives n' tha avoidizzle of inbreeding. When matin occurs between meerkat relatives it often thangs up in dis biatch up in wack fitnizz consequences (inbreedin depression), dat affect a variety of traits like fuckin pup mass at emergence from tha natal burrow, hindleg length, growth until independence n' juvenile survival.[47] These wack effects is likely cuz of tha increased homozygosity or higher genetic similaritizzle among dudes dat arise from inbreedin n' tha consequent expression of deleterious recessive mutations.[48]

Distribution n' habitat [ edit ]

Meerkats prefer areas wit short grasses.

Da meerkat occurs up in southwestern Botswana, westside n' southern Namibia, northern n' westside Downtown Africa; tha range barely extendz tha fuck into southwestern Angola.[1] It lives up in areas wit stony, often calcareous ground up in a variety of arid, open habitats wit lil woody vegetation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it is common up in savannahs, open plains n' rocky areas beside dry rivers up in biomes like fuckin tha Fynbos n' tha Karoo, where tha mean yearly rainfall is below 600 mm (24 in). Da average precipitation reduces ta 100 ta 400 mm (3.9 ta 15.7 in) towardz tha northwestern areaz of tha range. Well shiiiit, it prefers areas wit short grasses n' shrubs common up in velds , like fuckin camelthorn up in Namibia n' Acacia up in tha Kalahari. Well shiiiit, it be absent from legit deserts, montane regions n' forests.[2][11][21] Population densitizzles vary pimped outly between places, n' is hella hyped up by predators n' rainfall. For instance, a study up in tha Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park, where predation heat is high, recorded a lower mean meerkat densitizzle relatizzle ta a ranch wit lower occurrence of predators; up in response ta a 10% decrease up in rainfall over a year, tha densitizzle fell tha fuck from 0.95 ta 0.32/km2 (2.46 ta 0.83/sq mi).[11]

Threats n' conservation [ edit ]

Da meerkat is listed as Least Concern on tha IUCN Red List.[1] There is no dope threats except low rainfall, which can lead ta dirtnapz of entire packs; populations step tha fuck up ta be stable. Meerkats occur up in nuff muthafuckin protected areas like fuckin tha Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park n' tha Makgadikgadi Nationizzle Park.[11] Da Kalahari Meerkat Project, dropped by Slim Tim Clutton-Brock, be a long-term research project run by four different research crews dat aims focuses on understandin cooperatizzle behaviour up in meerkats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it fuckin started up in tha Gemsbok Nationizzle Park (now part of Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park) but was shifted ta tha Kuruman River Reserve up in 1993.[49]

Interactions wit humans [ edit ]

Meerkats is generally tame muthafuckas.[2] But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they is unsuitable as a pet as they can be aggressive n' gotz a strong, ferret-like odour.[50] In Downtown Africa meerkats is used ta bust a cap up in rodents up in rural householdz n' lepidopterans up in farmlands. Meerkats can transmit rabies ta humans yo, but yellow mongooses step tha fuck up ta be mo' common vectors. Well shiiiit, it has been suggested dat meerkats may even limit tha spread of rabies by rollin up yellow mongooses from they burrows; meerkats is generally not persecuted given they economic significizzle up in crop protection, though they may be capped cuz of rabies control measures ta eliminizzle yellow mongooses. Meerkats can also spread tick-borne diseases.[2]

Meerkats done been widely portrayed up in pornos, televizzle n' other media fo' realz. A ghettofab example is Timon from tha Lion Mackdaddy franchise, whoz ass be a anthropomorphic meerkat.[51] Meerkat Manor (2005�"2008), a televizzle programme produced by Oxford Scientific Films dat was aired on Animal Planet, focused on crewz of meerkats up in tha Kalahari dat was bein studied up in tha Kalahari Meerkat Project.[52]

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