They're viruses! And they're soft! And potentially deadly!

The green one is the Chlamydia bacterium (which is, incidentally, not a virus) and the black one is an HIV virus, complete with malevolent red eyes.

I'm so sorry, anonymous stranger. I got your gift a good two weeks back, but I was so occupied with AP test review that I couldn't get around to posting it. I've been having good fun with them, though.

And of course, the day I finally take photos and put them up is the day before my first test. Oh well, grades be damned.

P.S. Alternate title: Reddit Gives me a Virus