First off, I have to say that my snacks Santa had a harder time than most finding a snack that would suit my tricky eating lifestyle. I've been following a ketogenic diet plan for the better part of 3 months and have lost about 20 lbs so far! I'm pretty dedicated at this point, but it still took everything in me not to put down all the cakes and candies and sugary, carby goodness under my preferences. My sweet tooth can be one son of a bitch.

My Santa not only appeased my restrictive diet, she found a snack that can straight up dominate my crackhead sweet tooth. First up is a box of Almond Thins ( for when I'm craving a crunchy snack; 2 g net carbs) and.... To spread on top of my almond thins....NUTILIGHT (basically the carb light version of Nutella....only the one thing I've missed most in this world of meat and cheese). The white girl in me literally can't even right now.

Oh, and did I mention the bag of grass fed beef jerky that has already been demolished??? Yeah. I ate that s.o.b in like 2 minutes flat.

I feel like my life makes sense once again. You're perfect Santa.