Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: is there anybody there?

You: oh! hello!

You: sorry!

Stranger: ok

You: how are you?:

Stranger: fine thanks

Stranger: and u?

You: I am very good indeed

You: I am sunbathing

You: the light energy fills my every pore and rejuvinates me

You: I feel 10 years younger

Stranger: where are you from?

You: I am from the vile catacombs ‘neath the eldritch fortress of Geldoriad, you?

Stranger: brazil

Stranger: and where is geldoriad?

You: it is south of paris

Stranger: cool

Stranger: are u from france then?

You: yes, I am

Stranger: nice

Stranger: may I ask you your age?

You: I am 163

You: you?

Stranger: ok gandalf…hahaha

Stranger: i´m 19

You: wow, you are old!

Stranger: hihihihi yeah

You: so what do you do?

Stranger: i´m student… jornalism on university

You: that is cool

Stranger: and u?

You: I direct all of my attentions to fighting the dread-spider of Arkanos, I hope one day to take its venom and develop a cure in order to save my beloved wife Raina

Stranger: humm…

You: you think that will work?

You: perhaps a sonic frequency – if tuned to the resonant frequency of its stomach – could rend the lining and cause a slow death

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Share this: Twitter

Facebook

Reddit

Like this: Like Loading... Related