Of all the awesome things that has been outlawed; non has been unfair such as the ban on the act of operating a motor vehicle after the consumption of an alcoholic beverage (A.K.A.- drinking and driving). Yet we let a lot of unqualified people to drive (like every shithead in Palo Alto) but I have to be sober – that is bullshit.

I have mastered the art of drinking & driving; hence I have earned the privilege to operate a motor vehicle after having shots. This is America and when someone masters a craft than they should have the right to practice said craft without the meddling of the big mean government.

Sure there is that bullshit of hitting someone; but those fuckers have never apologize for not getting out of the way when I drove through. All these assholes do is get in the way just because of some bullshit regarding “pedestrians having the right of way“.

Do these self centered assholes know how hard it is to clean the blood off a kick-ass truck like mine – n0. How often do one of these cry babies make a public apology for being in the way of someone who is x10 more awesome than them?

Plus drinking & driving has many benefits to society, like speeding up the process of natural selection. Lets be honest; laws like these only hamper with the process of natural selection. If we keeps passing laws to protect stupid people from hurting themselves, how can they be removed from the human gene pool? Or how can we pass on our awesome DNA skill to the next generation.

If such laws are abolished than those of us who has mastered the art of drinking & driving; than we can pass that skill of to our kids. But those who have failed can easily be killed off just to avoid passing their useless DNA to a new generation of inbreeds. Plus these morons will take with them other idiots who were too dumb to get the fuck out of the way.

Who the hell wants to even preserve people so fucking dumb that they walk in front of a speeding vehicle? Pedestrians need to lose their “right of way” protection in favor of a more appropriate “+ 20-points per roadkill“. Plus just look at this list of idiots who walk in front of a speeding car: con-artist (must definitely backup when hit), really stupid illegals (also moonlighting as con-artists), drunks, idiots living in Palo Alto, self-centered bicyclist and obnoxious skateboarders.

That is why drinking & driving needs to be legalized just so or good DNA can pass on to the next generation. Also can ugly people walk in front of moving trains so we can only preserve the hot DNA for the future (just saying the world would be better without the ugly race).