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Bob: Hey, Rat, I'd like to give you this invitation to my wedding. It's going to be a very romantic, formal affair. Rat; Thanks, neighbor Bob. So as I understand it, this requires me to rent a tux and spend at least $150 for a gift. All for a lukewarm piece of chicken and a saturday with your relatives. So let's pretend this didn't happen. Goat; He's not super romantic.