Aaaaand here's another reminder that the internet is the wonderfully insane place that gave birth to such madness as Poot Lovato and Dat Boi.

Buzzfeed reports that over in Brazil a bunch of people have created a conspiracy theory that claims that Sia isn't actually out and about living her wig-free life in semi-obscurity. She's actually in captivity, after being kidnapped by Beyoncé.

Yup. Makes sense.

The theory goes that Beyoncé kidnapped Sia a while back and is currently keeping her in an underground lair, where she's being forced to write songs for Beyoncé. The theory has birthed the hashtag #SaveSia, which people are using to share 'evidence' of Beyoncé's kidnap plot and beg Queen B to please, please let Sia go.

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Please @Beyonce please we beg you, we'll always love you no matter what but please please please release @Sia. We beg you... #SaveSia — caeruleum (@beltawfikhbb) July 30, 2016

Apparently it all started when Sia referred to writing for Beyoncé as like being in "writing camp", which clearly inspired the imagination of young people in Brazil, where memes often get intense.

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imagens recentes da cantora e compositora sia no cativeiro da beyoncé pic.twitter.com/tOJEzimj9u — ana de trás pra frente (@anasobria) July 28, 2016

'But wait,' I hear you ask. 'Sia's been doing performances and appearing in a Kanye West video. How can she be doing that when she's being held captive?'

Don't you worry, there's an explanation for that, too.

The conspiracists suggest that Sia wears her wig to hide the bruises Beyoncé has inflicted, and that she's rolled out by Beyoncé and her team to fake the illusion that all is well. Seems legit.

In the case of 'Wolves', Sia's lyrics are clearly a cry for help and evidence that she's been kidnapped. Or Kanye's used a Sia clone. Obviously.

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@kanyewest is in on it. We all know that's not @Sia in the video for Wolves! It's a cover up. Sia doesn't move when she sings!! #savesia — Sia Saved (@save_sia) July 29, 2016

Fans of the theory are also repurposing all the evidence used to 'prove' YouTuber Marina Joyce was in danger to prove the same about Sia, such as the 'Hope Everyone Likes Pancakes/H.E.L.P' tweet and close-ups of Sia's eyes with Beyoncé photoshopped in.

Now, to be clear, Brazilian fans are referring to this theory as a meme, and it's clearly a bit of fun. Intense, crazy fun. Don't get it twisted and imagine that people seriously think Sia is trapped.

We repeat: the internet is weird and brilliant. #SaveSia.

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