“Hi, my name is Honey Glazed. I promise you I’m sane, sober, and not on drugs, and I’m just going to hang out inside your shop bumping into walls until the voices in my head agree on how I’m going to buy five Poke Balls and a simple Potion.”



Yeah, that’s going to end well.

The Mob seems to bend towards Anarchy as Honey starts buying Poke Balls early, one at a time.

By this point, we had eleven Poke Balls and no Potion. But at least the Mob was over the Democracy threshhold.

Yeah, about that… we tried that, but it didn’t get us the Potion we needed.

And… the final fate of Democracy is…

…success!

And… we almost buy more Poke Balls.

Potion get! Mission successful!

She also gets a Super Potion, just to be safe.

And then spends the rest of her money on Poke Balls, also to be badge farming safe.

And it’s back to the elevator dance.

The Stream couldn’t catch her entire conversation because of lag, but Miss Luigi Maid here gives a pretty strong case for why Fusion Resort is understaffed. (What she has to clean is the bathrooms, by the way.)

After this, Honey determines that before she gives Melanie her stuff, she’s going to help Miss Luigi Maid here in any way she can.

Yeesh, we were just trying to make the bed. It’s not like we were sniffing it.

“…MA’AM?”



Did she just say… PROMPT?

As a bit of context, we just spent eight minutes messing around her room, after several HOURS of failing to buy a simple Potion and wasting all our Poke Balls…

“Prompt”? REALLY, Melanie?



Uh… yeah. Totally. We’ll do that, and we won’t try to, say, sneak up inside the Penthouse, because we know that’s forbidden and that Michael wants to kill us, right? Right?

Actually, it’s more like, we know we don’t have the key.

Right floor, wrong room.

We consult the Moon Stone for help, but unfortunately can’t evolve anything we have with it.

Unlike with Melanie, we make a beeline to Diana as soon as we enter her room.

“Considerate”? Ma’am, Honey’s the one that did all the work!



Diana says that the Potion isn’t good enough and asks us to buy a Super Potion. But since some of the Voices have played Blazed Glazed before or at least heard a walkthrough, they’ve already conveniently had Honey buy one for Diana.

Talking to her further brings up the “Stop trying to get on my good side, it’s so immature” lines again. So Honey goes back to the Elevator Dance and goes back to see Melanie.

Aaaaand this is where the lag hits, and eats alive a considerable chunk of what Melanie says to us next by making it go by way too quickly once the inputs get counted back in.

Thankfully, she repeats herself often… and we ask her to repeat herself often.

Ouch. That just triggered traumatic personal flashbacks to the “item finding” quest in the Lumiose Hotel. I really had no idea what I was getting myself into there.

After stumbling around the hotel quite a bit more, Honey manages to make it into the lobby of Fusion Resort.

And out of it.

As it happens, very, VERY far out of it.

So far out of it, in fact, that she’s right back to the lighthouse again.

To be continued…