oh. dear. god. this is the worst thing ever. EVER. T_T

‘Pumpkin Rap’ promo: Top 5 Things That Make Me Die Inside

5. “Hey party people, it’s Charlie B. / Bringing Halloween Thursday to ABC.”

4. “Rakin’ leaves and rollin’ on a pumpkin / Trick or treat, then the party gets thumpin’!”

3. “But where is Linus? This party is posh. / He’s waitin’ in the field for a mythical squash.”

2. Charlie Brown’s super-smug “Word.” at the end. Charlie Brown is not smug!

1. HIS LIPS DON’T SYNC AT ALL.

(via EW.com)