A fierce collection of glow-in-the-dark flesh-eaters will grace my desk from now until at least Halloween! But not to worry-- with my Zombie Emergency Response Operations kit, I can mobilize my fellow cube-dwellers to mount a speedy and effective response to the growling threat!

Also, the lunchbox.... oh, laws. My co-workers won't know what hit them (in the head... if they turn... if I can actually tell that they've turned, of course.)

PS: The lunchbox goes well with my Walking Dead lunchbox-- now I have TWO ways to say "keep your hands off my food, or lose a rotting, viral-laden limb, bub!"