Ever see those ridiculous parodies of social justice warriors? They're actually pretty accurate. The following video is a testament to that. The lighting is a little rough, but a Lyft driver apparently had a Hawaiian doll in his car that a passenger took issue with.

And that's when the fun starts...

The clip begins with Nielsen complaining of the “pillaging of the continent of Hawaii.” She then chastises the driver for purchasing the doll at Goodwill and displaying it on his dashboard. After several minutes of back-and-forth, the other passenger states that Nielsen’s reaction is “pretty pathetic” before the driver finally tells Nielsen that she must get out of his car and find another driver. Humorously, Nielsen threatens to expose her driver’s insensitivity on the now-defunct website Gawker.

Firstly, "the continent of Hawaii"?

Yes, all this over a Hawaiian doll. As in the bobblehead dashboard ornament. Not a poop swastika, not a dildo, but a doll...

The driver keeps his cool the entire time. The best part? He dumps the raging sea cow on the side of the road. Can't say I blame him. Did you notice how she tried to hold them hostage by refusing to get out of the vehicle? Clearly the car didn't suit her anti-bobblehead needs. Still, that didn't stop the broad from demanding he transform his personal property into a safe space for herself.

The problem here? It's not that this high-heeled abomination has an aversion to car decorations. It's that she, and many liberals like her, insist that everyone cater to her. At the expense of one's own freedoms (read Princeton Students Demand Safe Space. Because Of Course...). In this case, a dude's freedom to adorn his car how he pleases. No matter how tacky.

Turns out people still like exercising their freedoms. Hence the reality check she got when the Lyft driver kicked her to the curb, leaving her to waddle home. On the bright side, there's no Hawaiian dolls on sidewalks.

Speaking of reality checks...

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