teacher: ok. there are two acronyms you need to know... yeah. they'll really help you with chemistry teacher: "B.A.R.F." and umm... "F.A.R.T.S." *class snickers* teacher: quiet those faces teacher: "B.A.R.F." stands for... uhh.. Bacon Aardvarks, um..., Really Fart? teacher: and "F.A.R.T.S." as in Forget Axothermic...? Really Titrations uhhh Stoichiometry teacher: i'm sorry class, i lost my lesson plan for today student: also teacher, this is math class, not chemistry teacher: dang. i was way off