Not sure if my Secret Santa is also gay or just Knew the perfect gifts for a gay dude. Wasn't expecting a package today but checked the mailbox and there it was! I ran inside and opened the shipping package to see that there was 2 small wrapped gifts and and an Awesome card with two unicorns. Who knew unicorns could look any gayer than they usually do but these are two of the gayest unicorns I have ever seen. Inside was a nice note telling me to have a FABULOUS Christmas. (Whistles are now going off, my Santa must be gay, that or just hella cool.) I opened the first gift to find a hot 4 pc. Pecker Ice Tray. Totally gonna use this to make ice, jello shots and even candies. I opened the second gift and found a pack of gay nude playing cards. Who knew they even made these. A card deck of fricking boners! Way hot!

I would like to send a HUGE thank you to my Secret Santa. Thank you for taking the time and finding a unique gift for a fag like myself! Not sure if you are gay or straight but if straight I give you mad props for purchasing items that are truly WAY gay. You kick ass, put a huge smile on my face, a tingle in my pants, and made my week.

Hope your Secret Santa made your day as bright as mine. Hope your year is filled with glitter, unicorns, and rainbows. Happy Holidays - Tehgheyboi