There is a man in this world whose every word merits noting. He is the one and only American Dream Dusty Rhodes. When he speaks, people listen and interpreters get out the dictionaries. In an attempt to alleviate any further confusion, I present to you the first edition of the Dusty Rhodes "Osfud-English" Dishionary. Some of these entries were provided by the guys on rec.sport.pro-wrestling. Some are new entries of my own. Nevertheless, with all this information at your fingertips, no sentence will be unintelligible. On with the show... DEFINITIONS belly-welly (BEL-e WEL-e) - n. the belly, higher than and in front of the lutamus maxmus (see lutamus maxmus).



bidness (BID-nis) - n. one's current affairs, ex. "Taking care of bidness"



cadillac (KAD-lac) - adj. pertaining to a high-risk maneuver or "cat-like" move, usually from the top rope.



clubberin (KLUB-ber-in) - (1)n. the art of a duo placing their four clinched hands on a single opponent; (2)n. four fistses on one head; (3)v. to deliver such a beating.



esactly (ez-AK-lay) - int. a word expressing agreement.



filibustrin' (FIL-i-bus-trin) - v. speaking in a long-winded fashion, a derivative of the English "filibuster".



fisties (FIS-tays) - n. plural for the clenched hand, a derivative of the English "fist". Usually used in sets of four.



fistises (FIS-tis-ays) - n. alternate form of fisties.



hully gully (HUL-e GUL-e)- the predicament a wrestler finds himself in when hanging between the ring ropes or possibly tangled within said ropes



indubbuyo (in-dub-YO) - n. the organization commonly referred to as the New World Order (NWO). Dusty is now a part of said organization



lutamus maxmus (LUTE-a-mus MAX-mus) - n. the hindquarters or glute muscles, often used in reference to landings or kickings. ex. "He landed right on his lutamus maxmus!"



muthaship (MU-tha-ship) - n. proper name for the WCW Saturday Night television program.



pay winda (PAY win-da) - n. the intended location of a wrestler who is victorious on the muthaship (see muthaship).



plunder (PLUN-da) - a piece of furniture, usu. a table, brought to the wrestling ring as a weapon, whether it is used directly or indirectly



ragtaggin' (RAG-tag-gin) - (1)n. a physical fight or tussle; (2)v. fighting.



rightowrong (RITE-o-rong) - int. a word used to seek agreement from another party.



slobberknockin (SLOB-a-nok-a) - v. to hit one with enough force as to relieve one's mouth of excess saliva (see official Jim Ross Dictionary as well)



thang (THANG) - (1)n. one or all of the genitals; (2)n. any noun for which there is no other description.



tree of woe (TRE OF WO)- n. a wrestling move employed usu. by Kevin Sullivan that involves hanging the opponent upside down on the turnbuckle



uncle (UNK-ul) - v. to force another (person) to submit.



unklin' (UNK-lin) - n. a win by submission.



whirlybird (WHUR-lay BURD) - n. proper name for a tilt-a-whirl suplex.



drawersy (DROR-zey) - adj. the act of falling asleep or one who is getting tired.

Thanks to Bama Bomb.