The story of the Hulk is a complex one but we can know a few things for sure: Hulk smash and... well, that's about it.

The Ed Norton version didn't add much new information (Hulk smash, we already knew that), nor did Ang Lee's (Hulk bore.) In order to get the full picture, we must revisit the beloved late 70's TV version, specifically the episode "The Final Round" (Season 1, Disc 2, Episode 3 for those Netflixing), in which we learn that Hulk befriend untalented boxer who literally dumber than half-full bag of hammers.

Oh, and, Hulk smash in slow motion.