Good news, everyone! Skiers have mastered the art of taking the piss out of themselves, which saves us having to do it.

Granted, we’re as guilty as our two-planked brethren when it comes to a lot of these – but if you’ve ever been baffled by the world of lean-back afterbangs and tall tees, then there’s much to enjoy here.

Oh, and it’s always good to see that snowblades remain well and truly at the bottom of the pile…