BOSS: So tell me Billy, why do you want to internship with us at the Existential Elevator Co.?

BILLY: I want to be a mover and shaker in the business world.



BOSS: Ha, well you know our motto, right? People move, but our elevators are silently still.

BILLY: I know it now, and how!



BOSS: You listed here dread, alienation, and boredom here under skills on your resume. Any others?

BILLY: Why, will this exclude me from yet another job? Meh.



