Seussian Poem for Yellow Pearl

I’d serve my Diamond on a moon,

I’d serve her with a fork or spoon

My Diamond is a special Gem

She’s good at peace and at mayhem

She makes me swoon, my Diamond Gem

For her I’d buy a diadem

My Diamond likes her shoulder pads

My Diamond’s rarely ever mad

But when she is, you best be wary

My Diamond can be super scary!

And when it comes to matching hair we

Set the latest fashion fads

(Plus, dresses are so very bad)

My Diamond is so beautiful,

She keeps the Gempire powerful

And makes all magic possible.

A matriarch, a tiger shark,

A glowing light inside the dark

My Diamond is too wonderful!