I love you = I want something

You got me pregnant = I got pregnant on purpose because my pussy never left my body and I know when it’s fertile.

I like your friends = kiss them goodbye after marriage/committed relationship

He’s just a friend = He’s Plan B

After we are married, you should sell this house = I have no financial leverage in this home, therefore you must sell it, purchase another so that half is de facto mine.

How much do you have in investments? = How much am I getting when I decide to divorce you?

Have you ever though about…… = I want you to……….

I hate my car = Buy me a new car