Comcast and Time Warner Cable don't care that cable subscribers feel like they're watching a real-life mutant super-villain rise from primordial television ooze.

Funny Or Die taps into the fears of consumers with "Comcast Doesn't Give a F*CK." A fake spokesman from Comcast explains the hopelessness of the situation, and scrolls a seemingly endless list of things Comcast doesn't care about that includes the Writers Guild of America and you.

Telling America to go "f*ck themselves" while feeding ducks in a municipal pond and playing Frisbee outdoors always softens the blow, though.