People have asked me. Is shop in trouble? I'm going to tell you right now. Shop is in trouble. But we're changing shop. What a crowd. Its great being here at Harpsichord Tower.

Shop is in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, anarchs and their faust? They kill us. I beat anarchs all the time. All the time.

When was the last time you saw us beating criminals? They siphon us, and what do we do? When was the last time you saw criminals float tags? It doesn't exist, folks. They beat us all the time.

How do we beat shapers? They are laughing at us. At our stupidity. They beat us economically. They are not our friend, believe me. But they are killing us economically.

Shop has become a dumping ground for everyone's problems.

ETF eats up large portions of the meta. Their game text makes them rich. Im in competition with them.

Our enemies are getting stronger, and people say, shop, as a deck, is getting weaker. They say our scorch package doesn't work.

We have a disaster called the big lie: MWL, The Most Wanted List.

I've seen my fellow shop players. They're all wonderful people. I like them. I like their decks. They want me to support them. They don't know how to bring it about. "Are you playing shop? Are you not playing shop? What do we do? How do we do it?"

Now our meta needs, our meta needs a truly great leader, and we need a truly great leader now. We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Shop." We need a deck that will literally take shop and make it great again. We can do that.

I can tell you, some of the shop decks, they don't know what to do. Can they beat runners? I don't think so. This deck. I've taken it to three, yes, three store champs. People ask me, did you top eight? I can tell you, yes, I did top eight. Three times. People ask me, did you win a store champs? Yes. I can tell you I did.

So ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the shop deck that will make shop great again. It can happen. Shop has tremendous potential. And we are tremendous players.

This is the greatest shop deck that God has ever created. I tell you that. You get a lot of them that are overrated. They're not good. They think they are. They get good stories, because a runner got buffaloed. But they're not good.

So under Haarpsichord Studios, here's what will happen:

The runners will come back, I would say doing the same things they've always done. But it could be the new faust, or the new siphon. You know, they always want to be cool. And we'll say, sorry fellas, not interested.

Sadly, shop is dead. But if you play this deck you will bring it back. Bigger and better and stronger than ever before, and we will make shop great again.

Thank you, Thank you very much.

TLDR: Three top 4's at store champs. Won one of the store champs. This deck beats people often enough to do such. And it's a "shop" deck.