“Why don’t you dye your fur, Evon?” is a question I hear…well, not frequently. Once in a while. Maybe every other—hmm. Somebody asked me that once, let’s put it that way. Anyway, the reason is that I have a brand image to maintain. I could change up the color of my mane, I suppose, but I’m often told the grey makes me look distinguished. At least one person has told me that, and they weren’t even an employee.