HOBO: A student asked me today if I read all the books in my office.

BEARD: What did you tell him?



HOBO: I read the good ones. And then he asked how did I know which ones were the good ones? So I said I read all the bad ones first and then I was only left with the good ones.

BEARD: What was his reaction?



BILLY: My professor admitted he's only read half his books! And they expect us to read? Reading is for chumps.

RICK: Yeah! Oh, wait, I got a text message...



