Ok so this is a placeholder.

It will take be a while to get this home as I cannot fit all 10.2lbs (4kg) of snacks on my motorcycle.

I will just say this, you are all fakers. My Santa is the real one and they have given me the motherload of stuff.

I cannot thank you enough Santa.

Update: so I got everything home and laid it out. As you can see there is a huge amount. So much of it I've heard of and some it's totally new. I love that there is such a range of food to try and the chinchilla snacks was a lovely touch.

I've eaten the buffalo jerky and I was awesome, certainly sweet with a spice that builds up over time. Girl Scout cookies, I knew of them but didn't realise they were almost a brand. Figured it was a casual name than a brand.

So far everything tastes amazing and I cannot wait to try the syrup and cookie butter (COOKIE BUTTER PEOPLE, why do Americans not tell others of this amazing creation?!)

In short this is fantastic and thank you so much Santa.

You are the best.