It’s time for the February Edition of the monthly “Grand Theft Auto V Delay” post.

“Our apologies to PC gamers worldwide who have been counting down the days until the launch of the game, but a bit more time is needed to ensure that the game is as polished as possible, and to make certain that both Heists and the GTA Online experience are ready to roll out on day one for PC. As a gesture of thanks for your understanding, we will grant anyone who has pre-ordered the game an additional $200,000 in-game cash for use in GTA Online.”

The new release date is April 14th. The next release date is unknown at this time.

ESTRAJOHN:

I’m tired! (Pause.) Let’s go. ADAMIR:

We can’t. ESTRAJOHN:

Why not? ADAMIR:

We’re waiting for GTA. ESTRAJOHN:

Ah! (Pause. Despairing.) What’ll we do, what’ll we do! ADAMIR:

There’s nothing we can do. ESTRAJOHN:

But I can’t go on like this! ADAMIR:

Would you like a roguelike?

See you next month!