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PRESS RELEASE: SWARM QUEEN CHRYSALIS AND THE SWARM INVADES FROM A NEW MY LITTLE PONY EXPERIENCE IN 2020

INTRODUCING: THE NEW AND IMPROVED QUEEN OF THE CHANGELING SWARM

The Queen has EVOLVED

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SYNOPSIS!

Chrysalis reveals her master plan - a full scale invasion using changelings who have infiltrated the highest echelons of society, paving the way for wave upon wave of her insectoid shape changing shocktroopers. In the middle of this terrifying invasion, a new foe appears - lawyers from all over the galaxy, arriving to serve Cease and Desist orders on the invasion for copyright infringement. Will Twilight sit back and watch Chrysalis go to space jail, or will she stand for the evil despot against the copyright trolls and prove that the evil changeling empire is a legally distinct and original concept?

ABOUT HASBRO

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You can't have a sci-fi universe without giant bugs, and who better to lead the most entertaining cliche of all than best queen? Theaters around the world are about to be swarmed~ The long awaited G5 introduction movie has been revealed at last!Newly evolved with bio-enhanced weaponry, advanced magic, and an armada of insatiable subjects,Chrysalis has some lofty, galaxy infesting plans up her chitin. Empress Celestia may or may not have sent her a tweet jokey tweet about bug spray and a new zapper she installed for mosquitoes, and she wants. Her brood is hungry, and her overlords are prepped to transport them. No planet will be safe under the overwhelming force of THE SWARM.We don't want to throw all the wonderful little spoilers up here though. Head on down below for the full synopsis. It's a doozy~Chrysalis has mutated a brand new organ that channels pureenergy.No longer will she be required to feed on the love of others.The overmind of the changeling swarm grows stronger with every planet she conquers, sapping it's stores of uranium. Also radiation. So much radiation. Her scientists keep telling her that this is super unhealthy but how can you resist glowing neon green?TENDRILS. Say that word out loud. TENDRILS. It's creepy right? CHRYSALIS HAS FOUR.Two for slicingOne for grabbingAnd one for opening cans of food cause a changeling swarm needs to eat.Biology stolen directly from the superior Bat Pony race, Advanced Sensory Directional Fluffs (ASDF) allow perfect measurement of atmospheric conditions to better serve the changeling armada as they devour the cosmos,BUT THEY ARE NOT CUTESTOP CALLING THEM CUTEIt's literally just a sock.You know those are cute too, right Chryssy?Coming to theaters summer 2020:Synopsis: