by Herman B. Hayes

Here we are readers, in the final stretch of the election cycle. We are solidly in the lead, and it looks like very little can stand in our way. So, while Satan-loving-leftists and their unfortunate children are dressing up as demons, ghouls and liberal ax murderers going door to door begging for food, let us take a moment to examine how we can make sure we win this year.







The fact of the matter is simple:Politics has nothing to do with how you play the game.I hear people telling their children that winning is not the important part of a competitive activity, and then they say some stupid little platitude about it being “how you play the game.”No, no, no, that is just some banal phrase that silly lefties use to explain to their children that it is ok to be a wishy-washy little doormat for my Republican children to wipe their blessed feet on.







Winning is, in fact, everything. Nothing that we do, as Republicans, is wrong or amoral if we win. You, the man on the street, can do so much to help our cause, and if you want to live in a free society where no one is allowed or encouraged to sodomize you every time you leave your house, you will.







November 8, 2007

There is nothing wrong with bending the truth in order to ensure a win.I personally am a big fan of having my people hang flyers for a Republican candidate on telephone poles in Democratic neighborhoods.Just make sure you put the wrong date on the flyer, and there you go.Even if someone with half a brain notices and complains, there will be no ramifications.Remember, it is not election “fraud” if you screw up a flyer for your own candidate.If all you liberals out there are too stupid to know that Election Day is, then it is not my problem.That is right, Democrats, in case no one has mentioned it yet, you are expected to get out there and do your civic duty.See you at the polls on the eighth of November, I hope!







Urban areas are traditionally strongholds of the left, since they enjoy things such as drugs and prostitution. Aside from using the fake signs, another way to help keep down the vote in an urban area is to put up flyers offering "free chicken and a forty" with directions leading people away from polling places.







Remember, nothing we can do is wrong; we are the Party of God!God helps those who help themselves to the spoils of political victory.If we let the Democrats win, then all is lost.You will be subjected to depravity the likes of which the world has never seen.Death squads will be seen as a blessed relief by the time the sodomy squads, abortion squads, and Chomsky squads have had their way with you.Your children will be sent to “Evolution Schools” where all knowledge of the Bible and of God will be drummed out of their heads.Your job will be taken away, and given to someone who will tell you to “cleen ooot you desk, mang, ees meen now, mang”, and you will have no choice but to comply.“Vote for Pedro” shirts will no longer be a humorous item.Hippies will be allowed to eat in any restaurant they want, and they might even be able to share drinking fountains with us!We must not allow this to come to pass.







Get out there and suppress that vote, Christian Soldiers. There is only so much that Diebold and our other friends can do. The rest is up to us, and God.