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Are you so politically correct that you find the Onion and all that it stands for riotously offensive? If so, now is the time to stop reading the city’s latest breakdown of who lives where in Lotusland. If you have zero sense of humour, be prepared to be outraged at the map, currently being retweeted like crazy on Twitter, which divides the city into such subdivisions as “old people”, “lesbian-hipsters”, and “gay guys”. (Click on map to enlarge.) It's funny as fuck--check out the Downtown Eastside for maximum laughs. And if it offends you, you probably don’t see anything even remotely funny about the Farrelly Brothers, Harold and Kumar, and everyone that’s ever written for Saturday Night Live, MADtv, and National Lampoon. It’s not like you weren’t warned to go elsewhere.

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