Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse.

This spawn of Satan is a result of BMW throwing its marketing money at people with beards and tight pants. BMW, are you really this desperate to take a market share from the Bonneville? I mean I’ll give you credit, the R Nine T isn’t quite as retro as the Bonnie, but then again I get it, German “retro” carries some extra baggage with it.

BMW gave these retards a brand new bike to customize, and what resulted is similar to the last time Germans supported awful people in Spain. This bike started out as a brand new motorcycle. Now it looks like a shopping cart fucked a catfish.

This one is so heinous that even the comments of BikeExif are turning on it. The [only?] defense seems to be “well they got you talking about it, that means they’re doing something right.” This sentiment infuriates me to no end. You know what else got people talking? 9/11 you cunts.

Not satisfied with their 110hp Piggly Wiggly cart, the artists added what you’d obviously add to this bike when making a vimeo of it. A lazy and disinterested man beheading a chicken and proudly displaying its dying head to the camera. Thus intimately dramatizing their “quest to create an impact on the observer and this does not necessary mean to please their eyes with easy indulgent proposals.” I’d like you all to ponder any possible connections to fascism again at this point, please.