Obviously the two black dudes in this are fake tough guys. Once Big Boy was done reprimanding them and had walked away, that’s when they decided to stand up on the bench and start yelling. But I still have to tip my cap to them for that. This guy is so fucking terrifying that I would’ve pretended to faint and die the second he opened his mouth. I don’t have a lot of rules in life but 1 is don’t hit women. 2 is if you’re getting yelled at by a fat guy who’s waiting for his food, shut the fuck up. 3 is if that fat guy is in a Dennys, keeps calling you boy, and when you threaten to shoot him responds “SHOOT ME! WON’T BE THE FIRST TIME!” then shut the fuck up double.