Welcome Clint Dempsey to Seattle

Clint Dempsey: Captain America, Deuce Face, Robert Green Abuser.

SEATTLE SOUNDER.

In the offseason Sounders business review meeting, general manager Adrian Hanauer told Alliance Members “We’re willing to spend more money if it means an MLS cup.” Owner Joe Roth told us that money wouldn’t be an issue in signing a big DP, “If there is a player like Keane available, we will get him.” Today, these men have put their money where their mouth is.

Rumors put the transfer fee at $9 million and salary at $8 million per year for 4 years and for that price, on a pitch near you, Clint Dempsey will be wearing rave green. He’ll be assisting on Oba-Goals, playing alongside his long-time friend, the league’s biggest Johnson, USMNT teammate Brad Evans and US U-20 player DeAndre Yedlin. He’ll be abusing MLS keepers and giving opposing supporters across the MLS a new view of the Deuce Face.

The Emerald City Supporters welcomes you to Seattle Clint, you’ll find that the skies are the bluest, the grass is the greenest and the salmon are the biggest. We trust you’ll be quite at home here.

And yes, you can borrow the ECS yacht any time you want to go fishing.

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