Two years after retiring a Colt, tight end Dallas Clark is selling his $1.3 million French Country–style estate in Zionsville, IN—and all signs indicate it's an All-Pro, just like its seller.

Clark starred for the Indianapolis Colts for nine seasons, pulling down over 400 receptions with the team before complications from a 2010 wrist injury led to his release two years later. After spending a season each with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Baltimore Ravens, he signed a one-day contract in 2014 to retire a Colt.

Although he was an offensive juggernaut, there's nothing offensive about Clark's stunning mansion. Its impeccably designed 9,000-plus square feet will leave you convinced you stepped through a time portal to a countryside maison.

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The large chef's kitchen, which overlooks the 3-acre lot, is filled with antiqued décor, from the exhaust hood to the built-in wine storage. If you need more space for all your vins rouges, there's also a wine cellar.

In the spacious master suite, you can lather up in the bathroom's freestanding tiled tub or escape to the adjoining private office for some alone time (and maybe a quick review of the books).

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The home does offer one decidedly non-French perk: a dog washing station in the garage.

“I am a dog lover and to have it be that easy to wash my dog—it's unbelievable," says listing agent George Verrusio of Keller Williams.