We are already pursuing a Government over the £108m PPE contracts it said it entered into with a chocolatier and a supplier of pigeon netting. I know there's only so much of this weirdness you can take but here are two more. First Aventis Solutions Limited.

It's an employment agency with net assets of £322.

You may think it is not the most obvious place from which to purchase £18.5m worth of facemasks (for which contract it was apparently the only bidder). This Government disagrees.