A Tinder Terror

Yesterday I had some bad science go down on Tinder. So naturally, I took screen shots of the entire thing so I could post it here:

He hasn’t messaged me since I sent that, so I guess he knew what was good for him and GTFO. Thank gawd.

Please people, don’t be this guy.

I understand that Tinder is all about timing.

You should understand that sometimes people are worth the wait.

Do you know how busy people manage to be busy and still have a social life? WE SET DATES. We plan ahead. We keep a calendar.

Doesn’t take a scientist to figure that one out, bro.

…and if that’s a turn off for you, that’s fine too. Just don’t be a dick about it and then still ask me to fuck you after my plans for the evening.

The end.