So I'm watching THE MATRIX (1999) recently and, honestly...I marvel at Lawrence

Fishburn's ability to say some of the worst written lines in cinematic history and not

crack-the-fuck-up. That whole scene with him and Keanu in their first meeting is painful

to watch now. I keep waiting for Neo to be like "You are seriously creeping me out

man...can you NOT talk like a fortune cookie all the time?"