



Remember when pharma-douche Martin Shkreli engaged Patton Oswalt on Twitter and lost? Nothing but a good ol’ Twitter feud instigated by the same guy silenced by Late Show host Stephen Colbert, right? Oh Patton, those were the da… Oh wait, that was Monday. And to the surprise of no one, Shkreli is up to it again less than 48 hours later — this time with Captain America: Civil War star Chris Evans. You know, that actor guy who routinely visits sick kids in hospitals while in costume to cheer them up. (As opposed to knocking up their drug prices.)

Amazingly Shkreli didn’t start the fight this time. Instead, it was Evans who tweeted about Monday’s exchange on Wednesday afternoon, calling it his “favorite thing on Twitter right now”:

@pattonoswalt owning @MartinShkreli is my favorite thing on Twitter right now. — Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 7, 2016

As of this writing, Evans hasn’t tweeted anything else about the matter. Unsurprisingly, the same cannot be said of Shkreli, who has not stopped tweeting about it ever since Evans popped up in his notifications. The dialogue monologue began simply enough:



@ChrisEvans ah another liberal — Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016

Yet this was child’s play, so Shkreli opted for another tactic:

Come to Brooklyn and I'll introduce you to the real Captain America and a couple of fuckin roundhouses if you say my name again @ChrisEvans — Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016

.@ChrisEvans gonna respond with "you're going to roundhouse those drug prices" or some dumb shit and 1 mil liberals are gonna scream 'owned' — Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016

I have fucking soldiers if u wanna talk shit you have to speak with the rank and file first. Chain-of-command in these streets. Where's Milo — Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016

I'm so fuckin pissed I'm gonna do some Muai Thai — Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016



En lieu of a legitimating response from Evans, others took the opportunity to troll the troll:

@JTW218 @ChrisEvans @pattonoswalt i had to look him up. actors are worthless. i brought a new kidney drug to the world today after 5 years — Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016

Babe aren't you like 5'1" https://t.co/WEEpp909iu — Marc Snetiker (@MarcSnetiker) September 7, 2016

I'm 5'10 160 all muscle like Conor McGregor so you can get slapped quick https://t.co/YnWihTBijY — Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016

bruh did you just threaten to beat up a man shaped like a large Dorito made of muscle https://t.co/Y0wqRLxFou — kaye toal (@ohkayewhatever) September 7, 2016



Tweeting wasn’t enough for Shkreli, of course, so he took to Periscope and launched into a lengthy diatribe about his fight training. He also boasted about besting Evans in an organized match (should said match ever happen, which it won’t), and then decided to try out a few accents.

But hey, at least Patton appreciated the Captain’s salute: