If you need your daily dose of 'why are men' fodder, we've got just the thing for you.

Earlier this week, a Twitter user shared her story of peak ridiculous toxic masculinity when a man decided to cut a vegetable in half using... his bare hands.

People were amused and horrified in equal measures, and - because the internet - some stated the blindingly obvious.

The tweet quickly went viral and women followed up with equally absurd stories.

Obviously, these people were endlessly mocked.

And because male fragility is what it is, there were of course, these guys: