The following collection of short smutty stories are irredeemably silly. They are completely devoid of deeper meaning. There is less than zero continuity. Don’t expect anything to make sense. In fact, don’t expect anything at all. The only thing that is for sure is that Ozpin fast-forwarded time so everyone is over 18! Isn’t that amazing?

Now watch as our inglorious authors fight to out-smut, out-silly and out-right throw in the sanity towel.