If you’re a newcomer to the Czech Republic, once you’ve gotten over the initial shock of the high-and-dry ledge in the toilet, the lack of toaletní papír everywhere (the doctor’s, school, offices), and the actual toilet paper itself you may be bold enough to ask for the bathroom in Czech (Kde je záchod prosím?/ Kde máte záchod prosím?) or even ready to move on to more advanced matters of merde: