This extraordinary footage was shot on a Dutch Railways train traveling between Zwolle and Leeuwarden, the Netherlands. There’s no rude pics, but the audio is line ball NSFW…it’s also one of the weirdest things you’ll see today :-)

Local media reports (via the wonders of Google Translate):

“The driver of the vehicle, a full meeting of masturbation, had forgotten to unplug his microphone. Suddenly, loudspeakers interposed, travelers were able to attend live orgasm of the railway. A pure moment of happiness and laughter. All could not believe their ears.

The thirty minute-long meeting will be in all cases could be shared with as many as a passenger a little voyeur had the indecency – the villain! To film the moment and the poster on the most famous sites of trade videos, Youtube. At full steam!”