My second book came out this past February. The third is scheduled for October. I’m 36,000 words into the fourth. I just finished co-writing a novella with James Patterson. This is on top of running the class program here at LitReactor, and acting as Associate Publisher at MysteriousPress.com.

Oh and I have a 15-month-old daughter.

I’ve been busy.

Lately, people have been asking me how I do it. “It” being a lot of writing. Like there might be some kind of magic incantation that’ll make the sun pause in the sky and give me another three hours of writing time each day. Or some trick I figured out to get more words down on the page.

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately: Motivation and productivity. So here are my carefully-thought-out tips for how to write more.

Shut the fuck up and write

Are you about to post something pithy on Twitter? Shut the fuck up and write. Are you about to turn on Netflix for a marathon binge of the latest hot television show? Shut the fuck up and write. Are you about to do anything that’s not writing?

Well guess what you can do?

Look, this isn't easy. You spend a lot of time by yourself, wondering if whether the thing you do is working. And sometimes, it isn't... [Either] you can get past that, or you can't.

You either do it or you don’t do it. If you don’t do it, it doesn’t get done.

Give some stuff up

I’m serious about the Netflix thing. I once saw a writer complain about not having enough time to write and THAT SAME DAY say he was binge-watching the entire first season of Daredevil on Netflix. Guess what, pal? You are the cause of your own suffering!

Get your work done and make Daredevil a reward for finishing. Or just be an adult and get your work done, period.

Pick a project

You may have a hundred good unfinished ideas. You know what’s better than a hundred good unfinished ideas? One good finished idea! I know there’s a drive to diversify and keep a bunch of irons in the fire and try different things. But if you’ve got nothing to show for it, your creativity has gone off the rails and crashed into a molasses truck. Now you are stuck.

Pick a project. Stick to it. Finish it. Move on to the next.

Get over yourself, you pretentious asshole

This is something I struggled with. I lost so much of my writing life to the idea that the stars needed to align for me to write. Right mood, right time, right music, the appropriate amount of wine or whiskey.

This is nonsense. It’s a way to procrastinate and feel less bad about it.

Sometimes when my daughter takes a nap I have to sit down and open my laptop and write furiously like there’s a clock ticking next to me and pretty soon a bomb is going to go off (the bomb is her demanding toys and snacks).

For the record, my daughter is napping right now, as I'm writing this! Also, she was up until 4 A.M. puking, which means I didn't sleep until 4 A.M., so I am super jealous of her right now because I wish I could take a nap. But I can't, because I've got to finish this article and then edit a podcast.

The only perfect time is the time you have available. Make the most of it.

Kill your darlings

What do you want to do with your life?

Do you want to be a writer?

Then guess what you need to do?

Shut the fuck up and write!

Are you working on a project and it’s not coming together? Have weeks been stretching into months? Has your level of excitement dwindled?

It might be time to kill that project and move on to something else. Not everything you write is a special snowflake. And for a lot of writers, your first book, and maybe even your second, is going to be a piece of crap that you have to burn off.

I recently found my first novel filed away in my office. I can’t bring myself to throw it out, even though I’d like to, because it is terrible! But it’s also a good reminder that a dead project is still important to the process: You got it out of your system.

Embrace the suck

Like I mentioned up top, I'm working on my fourth book. It is really bad! I'm rushing through. Making mistakes. Glossing over points. Writing tin dialogue. And I'm doing it on purpose!

I need it on the page. Once it's on the page I can do whatever I'd like. The first thing you write is never going to be the final thing you write. Sometimes you just need to put your head down and barrel forward, like you're at a concert and you want to get to the front of the stage. Things are going to get sloppy and painful and maybe a little bloody, but if you're persistent, you will be rewarded.

Decide what your priority is

What do you want to do with your life? Do you want to be a writer?

Then guess what you need to do?

Shut the fuck up and write!

Look, this isn't easy. You spend a lot of time by yourself, wondering whether the thing you do is working. And sometimes, it isn't. Self-doubt and frustration turn you into your own worst enemy. And either you can get past that, or you can't.

One of the things that drives me a little crazy lately is, in complimenting my output, people have been making it sound easy. I appreciate the compliment but not the implication. It's not easy. I sacrifice things. I worry about whether I'm doing right by my family. Sometimes I feel like I'm approaching a dangerous level of burnout.

But this is what I want to do. For ten years, I've been working toward this, and some days, it feels like this whole thing could disappear at any moment. A publishing career is very impermanent. So I will work my ass off every day to ensure that I get to stick with it, because I love it.

That's my priority.

Is it yours?

Take a whole bunch of meth

This is a last-resort kind of thing. But it’s pretty effective!

Though if you're concerned about the legality, there’s always coffee.