Courtesy of George Harrison:

Let me tell you how it will be;

There’s one for you, nineteen for me.

‘Cause Iâ€™m the taxman,

Yeah, Iâ€™m the taxman.

Should five per cent appear too small,

Be thankful I don’t take it all.

‘Cause Iâ€™m the taxman,

Yeah, Iâ€™m the taxman.

(if you drive a car, car;) – Iâ€™ll tax the street;

(if you try to sit, sit;) – Iâ€™ll tax your seat;

(if you get too cold, cold;) – Iâ€™ll tax the heat;

(if you take a walk, walk;) – I’ll tax your feet.

Taxman!

‘Cause Iâ€™m the taxman,

Yeah, Iâ€™m the taxman.

Don’t ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson)

If you don’t want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister heath)

‘Cause Iâ€™m the taxman,

Yeah, Iâ€™m the taxman.

Now my advice for those who die, (taxman)

Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman)

‘Cause Iâ€™m the taxman,

Yeah, Iâ€™m the taxman.

And you’re working for no one but me.

Taxman!