I mean, I wouldn’t say I’m disabled unless I want the best parking spot at Applebee’s. But last night, I posted this video with the caption “First time at Top Golf” on my social pages and my employers had the nerve to post it and make the caption “Rate this swing 1-10″? Because of this foul decision, commenters are attacking Barstool Sports.

This is incredible! My uncoordinated swing started World War 3 between Barstool Sports and the internet. Let me say that I love every single comment and laughed at them all. You could say I unintentionally trolled the internet. I even got Internet Doctors diagnosing my diseases!

This guy sent me MY OWN VIDEO and called ME out for making fun of MYSELF. You can’t make this up.

Time to slide in a DM..FOR CLARIFICATION.

Like bro! People think I have DOWN SYNDROME.

“Screw you idiots for mocking a handicap person”. If that’s not a double entendre of mean, then idk what is.

While Twitter and Instagram had some great feedback, nothing is better than the 35+ demographic on Facebook.

Someone has to explain to me what a top fan on Facebook is because it seems so discrete and honorary, yet dumb.

In the World Wars, there were Axis, and then there were Allies.

How about Luke Donald stepping up to the tee! Who would’ve thought having asshole friends would give me a shoutout from the great British man!

Out of all the allegations that were talked about, I want to say this guy hit the nail on the head. As much as it hurts, I couldn’t agree more with this statement.

In conclusion, this was just hilarious to me. I had some people reach out to me asking if I was ok, to which I would reply, “I’m great, how are you?” Starting now, you can call me whatever you want. Autismo, Young Downs, anything at this point!

Just don’t call me broke because that jumper is MONEY-