God was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that "Noooooooo father what have they done to you" Jesus said when he see the dead body just as Bibleman explodes onto crime scene destroying precious evidence. "WHAT HAPPENED HERE!" Baibleman scream in angre. Jesus busts into tears and burries his head into Bibleman's rippling abs and pectoralds. Bibleman pushes away nancy-boy and begins his investigation, finding huge glowing red spiked dildo lodged in God's boodyhole that no one else noticed.

Bibleman dove from the heavens and withdrew The Sword of the Spirit. He sensed an enemy of Christ on an airplane and sliced the airbeast into, spilling its blood of screaming human passengers into the skies. He then snatched the atheist, wraped his hands around his neck and scream "JUDGES 3:22: AND THE FAT CLOSED OVER THE BLADE, FOR HE DID NOT PULL THE SWORD OUT OF HIS BELLY; AND THE SHIT CAME OUT!" and stuffed a copy of Darwins: Origin of a Feecies down his dickgobbler!

He crashed onto the ground and shoved the Holy Saber into the word's dirt-gina and began fucking the world! Meanwhile atop mount Olympus, the Earth Goddess Gaia orgasmed, and the portal to hell opened so that Bibleman may enter. Bibleman would later kill her for being an unholy pagan abomination.