Well I'd like to say that my Reddit gifter went out of his comfort zone when he was shopping for me... But he didn't. Actually, he was well within his comfort zone, seeing as he's shopped for me hundreds of times.

That's right, my Stationery fairy is my best friend and house mate - I think he had an unfair advantage! The cheeky sod fed me a line about buying gifts for his 'giftee', lying through his teeth the whole goddamn time, and got me, as always, a tremendous haul of gifts. He knows me too well. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

Lying bastard.