Greetings everyone, it’s Econ from Echo League. Are you a single male/female/Maple Tree looking for love in all the right and or wrong places? Then this column is probably not for you but I hope you read it anyways.

Each week I will take questions from readers looking for advice about love, winning over the man and or woman of your dreams, and possibly on rare occasions taxes. Without further ado, let’s embark on this week’s dank diatribe with questions for Econ from… Econ?

Why Econ?

Question: What are your qualifications for running this column? Why can I trust you?

Answer: See the Illuminati triangle next to my name? My associates have spent thousands of years manipulating currencies, governments, secret agencies, and occasionally maple trees to achieve our objectives. If you can manipulate 7 different currencies while manipulating global soybean prices just so your tea will arrive 12 seconds faster, then how hard can it be to win over the lady of your dreams?

Question: Why Econ? Why not Moxxi, Bad, Upstairs/Downstairs, or literally anyone else?

Answer: My major concern with letting Moxxi, Bad, or anyone else run this column is that they might actually have useful ideas and insights and as such you would be inclined to take them seriously.

Question: How can I ask for advice?

Answer: You can PM me at Econ#0240 on Discord. I may or may not answer your question, depending on the number of submissions and how lazy I feel during a given week. You may ask that your identity be kept secret when submitting a question.

Reader Questions

Econ Asks: What do I do if I get ghosted by someone after a date?

Econ’s Advice: Call Ghostbusters!

Econ Asks: What are some red flags that my girlfriend/boyfriend may be thinking of breaking up with me?

Econ’s Answer: Any of the following could be red flags: Talking about breaking up with you, actually breaking up with you, stating that he/she is definitely not a bear, stating that he/she is a bear, talking about maybe taking a break to sleep for 6 months through winter in a cave, talking to someone else, talking to you, talking.

Econ Asks: Can you recommend a good bar in Vancouver?

Econ answers: Yew Bar at the Four Seasons is a solid choice. I am not actually from Vancouver, but I found it to be a fairly solid choice.

Submit your Questions!

PM me @ Econ#0240 on Discord. See you whenever I can be bothered to actually write another one of these.