Aww in the living room!? (Picture: SWNS)

Naughty, naughty cows broke into a woman’s home and pooed everywhere as she showered.

Pat Costen, from Guernsey, came downstairs to find the two wandering around her house.

They’re part of a conservation herd bred to protect grasslands.

But she’d forgotten to lock her doors and the animals barged in with heavy bowels and no respect.


Ms Costen said: ‘I was in the shower and when I came out I could smell something. I looked over the banister and there was large cow pat.

The cows broke in as she showered (Picture: SWNS)

‘They came in through the kitchen, along the corridor, round the snooker table and into the study where they scattered a pile of my papers.



‘Then they made their way back along the corridor and into the small TV room where we found them.’

She explained the calves selectively graze, and their hooves raise the soil naturally, so you get a more bio-diverse wildlife.

Guilty face (Picture: SWNS)

Ms Costen cleans up the mess (Picture: SWNS)

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