Hello dear, patient readers!

I have fantastic news: Both my depression & sexual health problems have been improving and I think that I am officially ready to resume blogging!

I’ve got a lot of reviews coming up in the next few months — including some toys that my vagina absolutely adores. (And at least one that I want to throw out of a moving car.) I’m also currently working on chronicling my tubal ligation and the amazing changes that I have noticed since going off hormonal birth control.

In the meantime, I want to celebrate my return AND the impending joy of reaching 1,000 Twitter followers. And what better way to do that than by giving away a free sex toy?!

One lucky winner will receive the truly innovative Womanizer W100: Tattoo Edition.

Believe me when I say that the Womanizer’s “air magic” totally makes me forgive them for the horrible name & tacky design. It provides a unique masturbatory experience that I continually reach for when I’m bored with traditional clit vibes. And as a sex toy reviewer, I greatly appreciate the variety! (To read my full review of the Womanizer W100, please click here.)

Disclaimer: This item is Open-Box but NOT used!

This Womanizer W100: Tattoo Edition is still in its original box, but is not shrink-wrapped. (The box also has some minor shipping damage on the edges because it was sent to me in a thin FedEx bag instead of a box or bubble mailer.) Womanizer mistakenly sent me the W100 (which I already own) instead of the newer W500 model, and I did not notice until after I had already opened the box. The toy & extra nozzle have never been removed from their individual baggies. It has NOT been used.

This giveaway has ended.

Congratulations to Kassie for being the lucky recipient of the Womanizer W100!

Special thanks to Womanizer for allowing me to give away this duplicate item. And thanks to all of my lovely readers, followers, & supporters!