We all know by now to expect the completely unexpected in the day-to-day world of the Donald Trump administration. But nothing could have prepared us for this, the day we found out about the overlap between Trump and Super Mario.

A copy of Stormy Daniels' tell-all Full Disclosure fell into the hands of The Guardian, which shared this nugget with the world, illuminating the tryst Daniels had with Trump and forever altering the way we interact with the most popular video game franchise in history.

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

It's hardly the first time we've encountered a penis in Mario's (allegedly) family-friendly world but it may be the most disturbing.

Nintendo did not respond to a request from Mashable for comment.

The reaction across the web this morning has been a casual mix of disgust, horror, fascination, and, occasionally, correction.

The inaccurate claim that Toad is “from Mario Kart” will be repeated a lot today pic.twitter.com/8xRjEbke5b — Adam Moussa (@adamjmoussa) September 18, 2018

i suppose it would actually be weirder if Trump's penis looked like Toad WITHOUT his hat pic.twitter.com/eIsZDoRgsk — Ryan Broderick (@broderick) September 18, 2018

the real question is what does Toad's penis look like pic.twitter.com/EriMPNYWu6 — David Mack (@davidmackau) September 18, 2018

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I regret it. https://t.co/X1ycew7aW0 — Olivier Knox (@OKnox) September 18, 2018

SARAH SANDERS: The claim by Ms. Daniels that the president's dick resembles Toad from Mario Kart is patently ridiculous. This administration has long ago demonstrated that if his dick looks like any character from that series, it's Birdo. Thank you. — Mike Tunison (@xmasape) September 18, 2018

BRB, leaping out of a window pic.twitter.com/dLhW6pinkA — Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) September 18, 2018

This isn't the Toad newscycle I thought we'd get but it *is* the Toad newscycle we deserve pic.twitter.com/bItRycubsr — Anthony Smith (@AnthonyBLSmith) September 18, 2018

Of course, we all know the way this inevitably ends, right?

the president is absolutely going to tweet about his Toad shaped dick — 9 V O L T (@9_volt_) September 18, 2018

God help us, please.