Wow. Via @joelhammond comes this Craigslist post in L.A. which looks to be former Indian Coco Crisp seeking a live-in female personal assistant. Yes, he would like to see pictures of you. Yes, the job pays $40,000. Yes, the post includes his email. And yes, it's an AOL account.



My name is Covelli Crisp (Coco Crisp), i am a professional baseball player. Looking for a live-in personal assistant (Female) that can help simplify my life.

Appointment scheduling

Bill payment scheduling

Maintaining and updating contact lists

Dinner parties

Away home care

Provisioning and house setup

Travel planning

Dinner reservations

Personal shopping

Tickets to entertainment events

Manage invitations

Culinary ability

Light house work, etc...

Salary of $40,000/YR with room and board. please contact me at Covellicococrisp@aol.com

**Include resume and picture**