Football fans of a certain vintage face a very particular frustration of convincing younger generations about their footballing heroes. With goalkeepers, the job is even harder, because individual recognition has always eluded them. Just two - Pat Jennings and Gordon Banks - have ever won the PFA Player of the Year award. Meanwhile, only four goalkeepers have claimed the Football Writers’ award in the last 70 years - and the last to do so was in 1985. 22 years later, that man is finally being appreciated by a whole new set of fans. His name is Neville Southall, and he is both a legend and, surely now, an Absolute Legend. To celebrate his enduring appeal, we have taken a simple approach: ten outstanding Neville Southall saves from his pomp, ten frankly excellent tweets from the present day. 10) Top corner, top banter At 6ft 1, Southall was not blessed with the standard dimensions of a world-class goalkeeper, a disadvantage overcome by some startling athleticism. Here he is denying Sheffield Wednesday’s John Sheridan in the 1989/90 season.


To complement it (like a wine pairing, perhaps, even though Big Nev has always been teetotal) here he is completing an altogether more straightforward takedown of Sepp Blatter (via an innocent linesman.)

Neville Southall @ NevilleSouthall Assistant ref must be one looking at blatters expenses

9) Reflex and reaction Southall’s showreel of saves is dominated by point-blank reflex saves, the sort that leave co-commentators lost for words and which you can’t just develop on the training ground. This save against Tottenham - as Everton marched to the title in 1984/95, was described in one match report as “the most astonishing save since Gordon Banks left Pelé dumbfounded in Mexico"

These days, Southall can be relied upon for frequently withering summaries of Everton’s shortcomings.

Neville Southall @ NevilleSouthall POO

Them 3 letters took more

Effort than I saw tonight

Still think we will win Saturday though

Am I mad no just a blue we do things mad way

8) Strong arm, tough questions Another outstanding feature of Southall’s repertoire was his ability to turn goalbound shots away with a rock-solid forearm, like this stunner against Sheffield Wednesday.

It also takes some solid convictions to compare Roberto Martinez with Napoleon and Donald Trump, both of whom at least had a clearer grasp of defence strategies than the former Everton manager.

Neville Southall @ NevilleSouthall Donald trump

Napoleon

Roberto

Mad or genius

Discuss

7) Last Line of Defence As the 80s wore on, Liverpool vs Neville Southall became something of a running battle. Anfield became the fortress of English football, while Southall was frequently voted into the top 10 goalkeepers in the world each year.

Few keepers could look quite so disgusted with conceding a goal as Southall, for whom bad defending is only occasionally a laughing matter.

Neville Southall @ NevilleSouthall Watched Star Wars last night less space than in our box when defending

6) Comprehensive coverage A famously dedicated trainer, Southall’s job was never done with the first save. Against Manchester United here, he denies both Brian McClair and then Mark Hughes in the space of three seconds.

Big Nev has adopted a similar no-stones-left-unturned approach to his festive Twitter message, remembering to include those souls beavering away on the International Space Station, for a start.

Neville Southall @ NevilleSouthall Happy Christmas and happy new year to everyone on the planet

And anyone in space

That covers all I hope xxx


5) Bright and early A quite frankly ridiculous penalty save to deny Coventry’s Brian Kilcline in 1988. The reaction of everyone - from the stunned Kilcline to the jubilant Everton defenders - says it all.

Neville Southall does not hang around when there’s business to take care of.

4) Big man for the big occasion Everton’s 1995 FA Cup final win over Manchester United was thanks in no small part to 1) Southall being as wide as a small barn door and 2) his late double save from substitute Paul Scholes.

You’ve earned a holiday, big man.

Neville Southall @ NevilleSouthall I wish I was in Spain

3) One-on-one Another classic Southall v Liverpool moment, this time denying his Wales teammate Ian Rush after a long battle of penalty area wits. The master finisher came up against the head bouncer, and Big Nev’s nerves held out.

Best just to ring Neville Southall if you want to get hold of him, though. Or tweet him, obviously - he always replies.

Neville Southall @ NevilleSouthall Why is it when you want people to contact you they don't and when you don't them to they do

Emails drive me nuts

2) Reaching peak Big Nev Almost everything good about Neville Southall here: the immaculate mid-air tip away, the reaction save from about three yards out, and the exasperated, Vaseline-lined glare of a man who will not be beaten.

And then there was that day recently when he started tweeting about skeletons.

Neville Southall @ NevilleSouthall I love the thought of recycled skeletons

Imagine walking down your street and all you dead relatives were lampposts

Brilliant

1) Sheer poetry Technically his best save? Maybe, maybe not. But the sheer spectacle of Neville Southall leaping towards his own top corner and clawing a shot away like a cat being thrown a ball of paper is an eminently loopable few seconds of vintage football.

That leaves us with perhaps his most touching tweet, the short verse of “Webfeet”, from Neville Southall, football’s unlikely poet laureate.