There’s nothing more aggravating than dealing with thin hair. Sure, you can try to fix it with an expensive volumizing shampoo or conditioner – but what if we told you there was a six-dollar, surefire cure to forever masking your thin hair? And that all you had to do to access it was to dig through some Dora the Explorer and Kylo Ren masks? That’s right: Here’s how to make your thin hair look thicker by buying a $6 Elvis wig from Party City.

Do Your Research

Believe it or not, not every Party City is going to have a thick, luscious, King of Rock ’n’ Roll-style head of hair for you to slap on. Do your research and call ahead. You don’t want to be forced to settle for some cheap, Cleopatra wig! Her hair was nearly as thin as yours!

Try It On

Once you’ve navigated the fluorescent-lit aisles of your local Party City and found the Elvis wig for you, you’ll want to try it on. You don’t want to get it home just to find out the pompadour is sliding down your forehead! Be sure to tuck your thin, wispy hair into the internal hair mesh. Adjust as needed. It should be snug, but not tight. Once you’re satisfied, take that baby to the cash register! You’re about to be a hunka-hunka thick hair!

Wear It Around

Your new $6 Elvis wig is going to take some getting used to. You may find your scalp getting sweaty underneath the wig, it might get caught on things, and you’ll have to learn to endure everyone’s stares of admiration. That’s why we recommend wearing your Elvis wig around town for 24 to 48 hours to start. You may need to work through some discomfort, but it’s nothing compared to the discomfort of walking around with thin, flat, hair!!

When Needed, Give It A Trim

You may find that you need to cut the hair down slightly on your wig, either because it’s getting in your eyes or because you keep getting invited to Elvis Con. Whatever the reason, feel free to snip those mutton chops using scissors. Just be sure you’re not using texturizing scissors! You want your hair shorter, not thinner! Just like The King!

If you follow these steps, you’ll never have to worry about thin, drab hair again. For less than a Jackson, you’ll find yourself thrusting your hips and shaking your knees long into the new year. Viva Las Party City!