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The Daily Telegraph has always been a bastion of independent news.

Who can forget their unbiased "Kick This Mob Out" front page, or their story about how The Greens were at war with Christmas.

Unfortunately for us satirists, News Corp is struggling to make money these days on account of the internet being full of 'fact checking' liberals. So we thought we'd give them a helping hand by letting them finally fire all those expensive writers.

These covers are randomly generated using mindless machines, and may not have any truth behind them at all. So really they're exactly like the Telie in every way.