Posted by Sir Cucumber at on Friday, February 29, 2008





Street smarts and years of experience have taught me there are only two types of heroes in this world: those that are fighting to rescue their girlfriends, and those that are gay. Because ladies, if he's not willing to repeatedly jump-kick his way through hordes of thugs, karate masters, and at least 12 men twice his size to save you from captivity, then he's just not worth it and you should stop getting your stupid ass in trouble, skank. Last week went out to the do-gooders. This week is for the musclebound misogynists we all know and love.



