Original Air date: July 11th, 2019

Caption: Matt's kid loses a tooth. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd.

Running time: 1:29 (89 minutes)

Recording location: The Churn version 7

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Topics Edit

Matt returns from Canada and tells a story about taking a cab. The Vegas parking and weather jingle is played. Paul attempts to estimate a fare. Jacob summarizes why Vegas cabs are horrible.

Matt talks about the process of paying for the tooth Fairy. He went with $5 on the first tooth. The hosts discuss the idea that a tooth would stay alive if you put it in milk.This turns out to be false and you should put it back in your mouth instead.

Matt's kid, Keeler, fainted during his announcement that he lost his tooth.

A fake commercial for a Smith and Wisconsin Apple Shooter.

Jacob has a note about Paul Burning Raisins and the source of the note is a mystery. The Ludmilla Sunrise recipe is recalled.

The hosts talk about Zac Baggin's Haunted Museum winning the best museum award. There's a drizzle of Nazi memorabilia at the museum.

A fake commercial for Ghostify, how you can make your kid a ghost without killing them.

Scoopmail Edit

A Physical Scoop Mail is sent in by Sarah Boyle that Jacob forgot at home but described a new box with full bottles of things she sent before.

Anonymous sends in a follow up to the Gene/Thomas child molester story.

The Micro Scoop sends in a Wait, he did what?? story about his ex-Step Father was arrested for grave-robbing and a multitude of other crimes.

Who Dat Scoop complains about Jacob getting a better reaction on a Wookie Burger/Cookie joke. He then goes on to a blowjob/roleplay story (leading to the episode title).

Sarah Boyle asks for some come-backs about her tattoos and partially shaved head.

Jock vs. Nerd Edit

The Hunt for Balls theme is played. Paul sings a grape-driving vagina theme. Scoops of war sends in a Scoopardy of Batman, Spoiler Alerts, Ice Cream Social History, and Video Games.

Characters and Bits Edit

Agreeable Cabbie

Pillow made of Legos - Band Name

Moon Circus, Moo Circus (all cows)

Tooth came out at night

A Cabal of Museums

Paul proposes a fancy drink cart for the Churn

Digging for Buried Treasure in the Cemetery - Band Name

Paul giving an impression of someone with a penis in their mouth trying to say the safe word.

Bahama Breeze is now the official restaurant for setting the mood for role playing.

SlakingFool illustrated the Grape Driving Vagina in the following video:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1149506187609559045