There's nothing more American than comparing a vice-presidential candidate's physical appearance to a children's cartoon character. And Paul Ryan's just got one of those faces that makes everyone wonder "who does he remind me of?" Sometimes the similarities are obvious and sometimes they require picturing a former child actor copulating with a small, carnivorous rodent, but they're all right, every last one of them.

A Youth Pastor

"He looks like a rapping youth pastor." -@danger_zone about Paul Ryan's beefcake pics. #truth — Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) October 12, 2012

A McDonald's Manager

Paul Ryan looks like the manager at McDonalds that tells you that you can only get 2 BBQ sauces with your 20 piece nuggets. — JBreezy The Poet (@WatchJ) October 12, 2012

Student Body President

Paul Ryan looks like the H.S. Student Body President having a debate with the superintendent of the school district. #TWIB2012 #VPdebates — Elon James White (@elonjames) October 12, 2012

An Honor Student

Ryan looks like an honor student who expects you to be impressed with how well he studied. — David Roberts (@drgrist) October 12, 2012

An Altar Boy

Paul ryan looks like a beleaguered alter boy — WilliamRAllen (@WilliamRAllen) October 14, 2012

Robert from the board game "Guess Who"

Sad Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Robert from Guess Who - chzb.gr/P13xLW — Jesse LaGreca (@JesseLaGreca) October 14, 2012

A Ballsack with Eyes

Paul Ryan looks like a ballsack with eyes. #VPDebate #Debate2012 — Justin Duncan (@TheJustinDuncan) October 12, 2012

Will Schuester from Glee

Paul Ryan looks like Will Schuester! Hope he breaks into song!!!#GleePdebates #Debates — Michael Buckley(@buckhollywood) October 12, 2012

A Drawing of Will Schuester from Glee

BY DRAW YOU MEAN PAUL RYAN LOOKS LIKE A DRAWING OF WILL SCHUSTER FROM GLEE AS DRAWN BY A BLIND 13 YEAR OLD ...THEN YES ITS A DRAW #VPDEBATE — Jimmy Urine (@jimmyurine) October 12, 2012

A Muppet

Paul Ryan literally looks like a muppet. — Claw'b GraveRobber (@RobDenBleyker) October 12, 2012

Weird that Romney wants to cut funding to PBS and his running mate is Smirky the Lipless Fascist Bloodshot Muppet. — Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) October 12, 2012

Joffrey from Game of Thrones

Woah... @parislemon notes that Ryan looks a lot like King Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Woah. #vpdebate — danah boyd (@zephoria) October 12, 2012

A White Boy From Pinecrest Who Sells Mollies

Paul Ryan looks like the H.S. Student Body President having a debate with the superintendent of the school district. #TWIB2012 #VPdebates — Elon James White (@elonjames) October 12, 2012

A Fetus

Ryan cares about fetuses because he looks like one compared to Biden in this debate. #current2012 #VPDebate — Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) October 12, 2012

Eddie Munster

Hahaha Paul Ryan looks like Eddie Munster twitter.com/lo_schroeder/s… — Lauren Schroeder (@lo_schroeder) October 14, 2012

A Weasel

@mikeyy02 Paul Ryan looks like a weasel. — David (@dvdphllps) October 14, 2012

Eddie Munster and A Weasel

As a woman, how does anyone find Paul Ryan attractive?! He looks like a cross between Eddie Munster & a weasel. — Misti Jackson (@mdjacksondallas) October 13, 2012

A Creepy Version of The Little Mermaid's Prince Eric

I finally figured it out! Paul Ryan looks like a really creepy version of Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid. — Shannon (@shannbonn) October 14, 2012

A Nervous Substitute Teacher

Ryan looks like a nervous substitute teacher at an all black school in Newark, New Jersey. on his first day there. #TBM — Ted Bawno (@tedbawno) October 12, 2012

Taran Killiam

OH MY GOSH @tarankillam LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE PAUL RYAN!!!!! — MaddieCanuck ♣JF (@Canucksfan2887) October 14, 2012

fuck it lol it's time for SNL. Taran Killam looks just like Paul Ryan omg — Melanie (@heyymel) October 14, 2012

Nothing Like Taran Killiam

#SNL did a great job matching Paul Ryan's tie from #VPdebate..Good thing since @tarankillam looks nothing like him. — Shnaps (@Shnaps) October 14, 2012

Jason Sudekis' Joe Biden is so hilariously perfect.Not really sold on Taran Killam's Paul Ryan just yet. #SNL — Brittne Rehrauer (@brixie19) October 14, 2012

Erica Perry's Boyfriend

#carrotconfessions My boyfriend looks like a younger version of Paul Ryan. #handsome — Erica Perry (@EricaPerry17) October 14, 2012

What do you think Paul Ryan looks like? Please add your photos in the comments, especially if you know who Erica Perry's boyfriend is.

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