( doorbell )

OOH, HELLO BOYS.

HI, THE SCHOOLCALLED AND SAID

WE ALL HAVE TO STARTGOING TO CLASS AGAIN.

OOH, BUT I THOUGHTYOUR TEACHER DIED.

SHE DID, BUT NOWTHEY'RE SAYING

WE HAVE TO STARTGOING BACK TO SCHOOL ANYWAYS.

IT'S TOTALLY GAY.

OH, WELL,I'LL TELL ERIC

HE'S JUST DOWN IN THE BASEMENTPLAYING WITH HIS DOLLS.

CARTMAN LIKESTO PLAY WITH DOLLS ?

HELLO PRECIOUS.

YES, THAT'SA GOOD PRECIOUS.

NOW IT TAKES THE LOTIONFROM THE BASKET...

( in girl's voice )OH PLEASE, MISTER,PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE !

IT PUTS THE LOTIONON ITS SKIN

OR ELSE IT GETSTHE HOSE AGAIN !

BARK BARK BARK !

YES, THAT'SA GOOD PRECIOUS...

OKAY NOW IT PUTS THE LOTIONBACK IN THE BASKET.

PLEASE, MISTER,LET ME OUT !

IT PUTS THE LOTIONBACK IN THE BASKET--

I MISS MY MOM, MISTERI WANT TO SEE MY MOMMY !

PUT THE LOTION IN THE F--KING BASKET !

SWEETIE--

YES, MOM ?

YOU HAVE TO GETREADY FOR SCHOOL.

NO, OUR TEACHER'S DEAD,REMEMBER ?

YES, BUT THEY SAIDTWO WEEKS OFF WAS ENOUGH

AND THEY WANTEVERYONE BACK.

TWO WEEKS ISN'T ENOUGH.

I'M NOT OVER OUR TEACHER'STRAGIC DEATH.

I'M STILL SHOOK UP.

YOU'LL GETOVER IT, HONEY.

BUT I WANNA PLAYYYYYY.