I need another decorative pumpkin like I need a hole in the head, but you know what? It’s October. *It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

* You should totally click that link. It’s good reading. That is, unless you are offended by curse words, in which case, you might want to skip it. Skip this post altogether, for that matter. There won’t be any more curse words in it but several were used in the making of this pumpkin. This big fat, gorgeous, tainted in profanity pumpkin. And look, it’s marbleified!