The desperate left have started a petty petition that they believe, if successful, will rankle the “racist” Trump- renaming the stretch of Fifth Ave. in front of Trump Tower “Barack Obama Ave.”

100,000 signatures are needed for the city council to consider it. They are just about there.

The only problem is that dignitaries have to be dead 2 years in order to be honored. (Please, no jokes that will trigger a secret service investigation.)

I have the perfect solution to all of this. Why not rename all of Fifth Ave. after Ted Kennedy? The “fifth” will refer to booze, because the left’s Lion of the Senate was a fucking drunk that manslaughtered a woman.