i don’t recall yoongi’s chinese being so good but that wasn’t the only strange thing that night

this post includes: yoongi’s genius posts, army comments, namjoon’s attempt at fixing his image, more army comments

yoongi’s genius posts:

ah where’s the standee, jin hyung’s right hand

anticipate the standee (t/n: jin brought a yoongi standee apparently but he didn’t actually show it in the end)

bangtan should come up soon

i’ll go wash some tomatoes scrubscrubscrub (t/n: and that was how washing tomatoes became a fandom joke)

let’s first look at this to celebrate birthdays

good job, good job

speaking of!!

good job maknae

attractive

ohohohohoh (walking in anger)

i’m so happy now that i want to uproot the dorm. where do i go to give myself in? what should I do (t/n: last part written in northeastern Chinese dialect)

I.want.to.go.on.stage.too

i love you all, BTS wahhkk wahkk

this is a nonsense party

(t/n: gibberish..i think the first part is “are you ready”)

good job, good job

sa.rang.hae.yo.bang.tan.so.nyeon.dan

my thoughts after watching the stage: bangtan’s stage is great

i want to go onstage too (hmph)

army comments:

hahahaha min yoongi, i’m ordering you to stop

(meme caption: who can control me?!! who can control me?)

we’ll take care of you when we get home

lord min is injured but he won’t stop. his chinese improved, he became amazing at weibo, and even can make fun of his members with ugly pics. are you jealous of lord min who can put on a show without performing

you drink alone and all armies get drunk

washing tomatoes…gege (t/n: oppa)…even washing tomatoes can’t change the fact of you wishing people happy birthday

Namjoon’s post:

did you notice? i was the one in charge of voice at SBS gayo daejun tonight. thank you to everyone who came to watch. army ❤

army comments:

please go back home, the kitty is going to uproot the dorm

finally see a handsome picture, good night

namjoon couldn’t stand his looks in min yoongi’s hands so he came back to save himself





can you please help sober gi up

(t/n: the “you” here is the formal one for elders)

please hurry back. a cat is going crazy at home

rapmon! please protect the dorm! there’s someone who even has to post on weibo about tomatoes now