The Social Stoner: You know the type, the person who only smokes when they aren’t the one buying. They will never turn down a smoke session but will never buy their own stash.

The Pro: This stoner can smoke for hours on end. Their tolerance is so high that they can smoke all day, every day and still appear sober. They never tap out and are always down to chill.

The Noob: Takes two hits and passes out. The Noobs are the ones who keep saying that they are “tripping” and seem to be permanently glued to the couch. Their eyes are thin slits.

The Snacker: The stoner who eats everything in sight. They may say that they aren’t hungry or just ate but they end up eating everything in the fridge.

The Lone Girl Stoner: Sometimes there is only one stoner chick in the group. That is not to say that women don’t smoke but if you’re a female, you have probably been the only one in a smoke sesh at least once.

The Pretend Stoner: The guy who smokes marijuana but does not inhale. They are the person who says that they don’t feel any effect even though they have been smoking for hours. Typically they don’t really get much smoke per hit.

The Paranoid Smoker: The stoner who smokes and then gets super buggy. They constantly think that they are either going to get in trouble or that they are too high. They tend to be really jumpy and are quick to bail.

The Zonked Stoner: This person smokes and gets the ultimate couch lock. They can barely move but look so at peace that they display true stoner goals.

The Wannabe Stoner: Although not technically a stoner, this person is just all about the vibes. They like to be around stoners and like the overall atmosphere but never actually take a hit.