Did you miss them? I didn’t. Still, here’s one last fart joke for the road. You might also want to read part one

You can always check out Part 1 here

6 months later…

Bob: In my office, NOW!

Bill: Yes sir!

Bob: Can you explain this?

*penis*

Bill: It’s my…performance review?

Bob: Are you fucking kidding me?! It’s a penis drawn company letterhead! WITH YOUR SIGNATURE ON IT! This is not your personal playground! These letterheads cost money. How would you like it if I drew a penis on your paycheck?! HUH?! How would you like that?

Bill: …

Bob: Nah, I’m totally fucking with you. I made it, remember? The day of your performance review? Now get the fuck out of my office.

Bill: …

Bob: And use some of that air freshener! Your office smells like fart.

Bill: ?!

