Earlier this week, in the Pennsylvania township of Cumru(!), an unidentified man entered a gas station and held up an employee at knife-point. (Thankfully, no one was hurt.) According to an account in the Reading Eagle, the suspect wore a dark hooded sweatshirt, eventually revealing a tee-shirt "with three smiley faces across the front." He was further described as "a 6-foot tall or taller white male in his early 20s to early 30s, with sandy to brown shoulder-length wavy hair, a thin build and scruffy facial hair."

This is how that information was interpreted by a police sketch artist:

Cumru Township Police Department

So: What do you see when you look at this picture? Do you see a knife-wielding crook? Or do you see...

Jareth, the Goblin King?

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Quiet Riot guitarist Carlos Cavazo, circa 1983?

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Shingy, AOL's "Digital Didgeridoo" or whatever he's called?

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No? How about Mel Gibson from his Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome days?

Warner Bros.

Hmm. Maybe police should be on the lookout for Ron Perlman in his Beauty and the Beast get-up?

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Nope? Man, who could it possibly—oh, wait! We got it! It's Meat Loaf from his Wayne's World cameo!

Regardless of who this actually turns out to be, one thing is clear: Cumru Township PD's sketch artist has gone above and beyond the call of duty. Here's to you, sketch artist!