Life ain't bad if you're Adam Levine. You're the Sexiest Man Alive, you front an unfathomably popular adult-contemporary band, you're a judge on one of television's most popular programs, you're engaged to a super model... the list goes on and on. And yet, people dislike him. Could it be jealousy? Is he an attractive ass? GQ digs deep for their latest cover story on Levine, inspiring some really incredible quotes. Here are some of our favorites.

On douchebaggery: "A douchebag is a really specific thing... Douchebag... What is a douchebag? Would it be really easy to assume that I was a douchebag? Definitely. One hundred percent. But that doesn't mean that I am. Or maybe I am, I don't know... I'm not an easy guy to root for." On fame's greatest reward: "You know what the greatest thing about what's happened to me is? I don't have to do my own laundry. I'd always think to myself, 'I can't wait for the time when I don't have to do laundry anymore.'" On the early days of Maroon 5: "I wanted to become a successful musician. It wasn't like now, when kids are like, 'I want to be a famous slut. Or whatever I can possibly be famous for.' I wanted to be a famous musician."