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666 episodes produced out of 7859 strips

635 explicit BoneQuest #19 ~Pseudo-ku#8217, Timmy Sweet perhaps a moment of brevity amongst the fight for justice

606 sfw BoneQuest #7012 @grilldos oh two two oh two oh two oh at oh 20 oh oh (central)

573 explicit BoneQuest #198 @realjdw, @grilldos ~the artist formerly known as @usbhumpdog i can smell the shit my cat just took through the wall as i edit this

563 explicit BoneQuest #1538 ~someone in saginaw mi, @grilldos took almost a year and a half for us to hire professionals to parse this bad audio we kept hearing.

554 explicit BoneQuest #1002 @astrobstrd a happy belated 21st to bonequest from me and my lack of an at-home pop filter

540 sfw BoneQuest #6806 @somebreaddo, @grilldos As above, so below. The human being finds himself, or herself, in the middle. There is as much space outside the human, proportionately, as inside. Stars, moons, and planets remind us of protons, neutrons, and electrons. Is there a bigger being walking with all the stars within? Does our thinking affect what goes on outside us, and what goes on inside us? I think it does. Where does creamed corn figure into the workings of the universe? What really is creamed corn? Is it a symbol for something else?

526 explicit BoneQuest #7335 @gayhankhill this was sitting in our DMs for a while because we're dumb ass hell. Big Whoops

524 explicit BoneQuest #1170 @tobadzistsini it's our birthday monday and this high effort hifi serves as its celebration

500 explicit BoneQuest #6968 ~management we have jerked 500 times / and we will jerk 500 more

477 explicit BoneQuest #304 @astrobstrd somehow we didn't post this until now??? i guess we needed this shower to last 20 days to wash off that senate loss to racist homo/transphobes am i right FOLKS,,,

467 explicit BoneQuest #7152 @somebreaddo , a bunch of people we forgot to write down locations for, @hardclumping , someone in phoenix, someone in bryan’s road, someone in hood river, someone in little rock, someone in columbus, someone in white salmon, someone in santa fe, someone in belen, @tobadzistsini , someone in brooklyn, someone in merced, someone in saint hyacinthe, someone in fresno, someone in peoria, @usbhumpdog @bazingablazer , someone in rancho bernardo, someone in los angeles, someone in vancouver, @moofinly , someone in south bend in, @hypersaline , someone in mccall id, someone in vancouver, someone in louisville ky, someone in rutherfordton, someone in dayton, @grilldos 4 years worth of horse shit

447 sfw BoneQuest #6060 @astrobstrd note: the views expressed by tim allen regarding being a talentless hack are not those of bonequest llc. and are pretty repulsive to begin with

417 sfw BoneQuest #3459 ~jordan and kat from australia, @grilldos i have other projects and they are consuming my time like a guy who orders a large pizza for a party of 4 and eats three quarters of it

416 explicit BoneQuest #1076 @astrobstrd summer's just around the corner. hey wait summer's over there because he's beating off in public

415 explicit BoneQuest #216 ~someone in memphis tn, @grilldos this is not how my grandmother would have liked me to explore my italian heritage

348 explicit BoneQuest #3831 @IHaveShitMyself, @grilldos must drink thursdays #5: i'm going to houston but first i got drunk to edit this shit

338 explicit BoneQuest #6157 @grilldos not a remix or the son of one, just the entirety of passport.mid played on a Roland Sound Canvas SC-55

313 sfw BoneQuest #4343 ~Bale a birthday card slides under the cubicle door and you open it and it plays this sound

303 sfw BoneQuest #314 ~some dude in port clinton oh, @grilldos an podcast companion to the excellent audiovisual work of xenon

292 sfw BoneQuest #5084 @venom5517 the second or third or fourth time someone's recorded themselves pissing for a hifi I haven't kept track

289 sfw BoneQuest #3520 ~some dude in rancho bernardo, @grilldos even when you leave noises on the voicemail we'll find a way to use it

267 sfw BoneQuest #2582 @tinypeepee the australian made this because the fuck does he care about thanksgiving

254 explicit BoneQuest #4938 ~some dude in ithica ny, @grilldos sponsored by lucky strike. not the cigarette but what spigot calls his physical assault where the charges got dropped

234 explicit BoneQuest #6230 @usbhumpdog, @grilldos If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth.

221 explicit BoneQuest #2592 @fireh9lly it's midnight and I made you a lost episode of Doctor Who with cocks

219 explicit BoneQuest #991 @clayren, @hardclumping, @grilldos the 6th term of the strike is everyone has to go to this fucked up church

218 explicit BoneQuest #742 @grilldos, @tinypeepee, @hardclumping , hyle, some dude from hood river or we can finally put this mess behind us and make a new mess in front of us and we're talking about various bodily fluids

216 explicit BoneQuest #740 @grilldos , hyle native americans say that the echoes of a dick sucked are your ancestors also getting their dick sucked

203 explicit BoneQuest #727 @grilldos Bear with us as we work diligently to come to an agreement that benefits all parties.

200 sfw BoneQuest #4770 @grilldos , someone in dayton oh, @usbhumpdog , someone in kansas city mo, someone in peoria il, someone in philadelphia pa, someone in phoenix az, someone in san jose ca, someone in escondido ca, someone in new york state happy 200th hi-fi from a collection of sick freaks

196 explicit BoneQuest #932 ~your European faggots Bale and Jorkell they forgot to attach this one to the electronic mail

195 sfw BoneQuest #3933 ~your European friends Bale and Jorkell a surprise trilogy, in three parts

185 sfw BoneQuest #2187 @clayren, @grilldos the two drunk idiots forgot they were supposed to ask someone special to produce the next drunk boys month episode, so here's something else that also involved liquor. we run a terrible operation here.

184 explicit BoneQuest #1593 @grilldos, @hardclumping it's still drunk boys month. i edited this drunk too. i have to work tomorrow. what am i doing with my life.

182 sfw BoneQuest #4087 @grilldos, @hardclumping two drunk idiots squirting out easy nostalgia for our personal demographic, can we please fucking go to sleep now

171 sfw BoneQuest #1587 @alligatorsa that is normally how i talk to siri. because motherfucker cant get nothing right.

170 explicit BoneQuest #5764 ~some creepy anonymous furry from escondido, @grilldos we finally found a use for this fucked up voicemail. this episode is appropriate for no one.

154 explicit BoneQuest #4802 @hardclumping do you want by the numbers big boy. do you want the bared bones

141 explicit BoneQuest #2093 @sexpleasant, @ghostofeazye, @grilldos fagen plays a melodica during aja in concert and it is a spiritual experience to behold

130 sfw BoneQuest #3215 @tinypeepee, @hardclumping title: begins now: do not paste this paste the actual thing after these quotations: please [s]get better soon[/s] stop eating the trash pizza @grilldos

109 explicit BoneQuest #634 @sexpleasant, @hardclumping i remember when there was the nothingness and there was no pain and no joy

100 explicit BoneQuest #1426 ~some guy from london (canada), @hardclumping @hebrewmagic (asshole), some guy from santa barbara, some guy from sante fe, some chick from charlottesville, @hipstersandwich @sexpleasant , some guy from sunnyvale, @grilldos here's to the next 100, brought to you by demented sociopaths everywhere. submit your contribution to jerkcity hi-fi today!

99 sfw BoneQuest #5179 ~some guy from escondido who messed up a line but i'm giggling so much i don't care, @grilldos one breath

80 sfw BoneQuest #3479 @ghostofeazye he laughed at the strip so i told him to make this

44 explicit BoneQuest #2691 @grilldos take the shitty joke and the voicemail and let me go back to bed for more fever dreams about the glory hole riddled with love -- also i was sick and couldn't find any audio of dick van dyke saying something racist or terrible so if you send that to me i'll add it. thanks and don't forget to tip your waiter over and puncture

43 sfw BoneQuest #342 @grilldos dedicated to my daughter and unborn sibling. may you know the true nature of your father and yet remain unbroken. take pity.

40 sfw BoneQuest #4731 @ghostofeazye one of the wright brothers is a post-op transexual but it's not the one you'd think

37 explicit BoneQuest #840 @grilldos i can't think of anything funny to say, my ibs has drained me of one fluid and my well documented addiction drained another.

34 explicit BoneQuest #311 @hardclumping actually it ended up being an .ogg but who gives a wet shit if soundcloud is just going to phase out their app's recording function anyway

33 sfw BoneQuest #4510 @grilldos, @tinypeepee is the darknet the part of my computer that's shadowed by my low hanging balls

31 explicit BoneQuest #1034 @grilldos the shadow knows all the undocumented truck stop glory hole visits left off your expense report in Q4 2013

16 sfw BoneQuest #5334 @clayren i lost the e-mail for this but then i found it again what a close one

14 explicit BoneQuest #924 @tinypeepee the first time i heard this i was shitfaced at midnight and it was a perfect start to father's day

10 explicit BoneQuest #5595 @whyisdog the noise at the end is the sound of my impending death

8 sfw BoneQuest #362 @hardclumping The CALM Act directs the Commission to establish rules that require TV stations, cable operators, satellite TV providers or other multichannel video program distributors (MVPDs) to apply the Advanced Television Systems Committee's (ATSC) A/85 Recommended Practice ("ATSC A/85 RP") to commercial advertisements they transmit to viewers.

4 explicit BoneQuest #4391 @grilldos the bird is not a union actor but he did sign my release

3 sfw BoneQuest #5588 @hardclumping screamed at hippies across a poorly maintained field

2 explicit BoneQuest #3842 @grilldos in my mind they do have to be yes

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