Women’s bodies are confusing old things. At least, that’s what some people on Twitter think. There’s a lot of fake news out there about how terrifying, poisonous, toxic, dirty, puzzling they can be, but here’s just a selection of the best of the worst.

We get turned on when inserting tampons

Ladies, do you get turned on when you stick the tampon in? — Jonathan (@realjonathanp) October 27, 2015

Do girls get turned on when they use a tampon?… — jr (@the_Jr_JoeKing3) December 24, 2014

We can have sex with tampons in

Found out you can't have sex when a girl has a fucking tampon on lmao — Curtis $now (@asanch16) June 15, 2014

We have one hole for everything necessary to live

Vaginas get ‘loose’ from lots of sex

Fact: All dicks are small to a loose vagina. A hotdog can only fill a hallway up so much. ?? — Sumo (@sumo_ehren) January 20, 2017

if yo pussy loose or hairy go to bed — SaK Religous?⚖️ (@bossmeechiee) January 26, 2017

Menstruation is toxic

cis people are fuckin wild this guy in my friends honors bio class asked if period blood was toxic — ヨッサリアン (@official_shiro) August 20, 2015

Menstruation is not clean

This is what HRC let slip in her menstrual impurity for seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean. Leviticus 15: 19-20 — Wilfred Tobias (@WilfredTobias) November 8, 2016

Why women during anything like work, cooking, or cleaning during menstrual?

Everything you touch or do becomes toxic or unclean.

Facts — da13thsun™ (@da13thsun) September 29, 2016

Menstruation is not natural

it's 2009, period blood is unnatural — GHOSTFACΣ (@ITSGHOSTFACE) March 10, 2009

@UberFacts this is rediculous. Periods (and period blood) are unnatural and should be eradicated — IsraelIsMyHomeland (@WhiteSmoovey) September 30, 2016

Today Men still try having sex with a woman during menstrual cycles.

Making both unclean people.

Go Figure — da13thsun™ (@da13thsun) September 29, 2016

The clit is an unknown entity

I guess pee doesn't come out of your clit — ㅤㅤzari/pinned (@shelaysxdown) November 25, 2016

Soooo girls don't pee from there clit? — Omar G. (@_OmarG69) January 6, 2017

We can and should shave our uteruses

We can’t get pregnant if you stand up during sex

If you stand up after you sex you cant get pregnant bc they cant swim upstream. -my dad — Devin Gilmore (@devinashley143) December 7, 2013

We can’t get pregnant if we’re on top

If she on top, she can't get pregnant cause gravity. pic.twitter.com/mCxZ69gPb4 — Exclusive (@MoSex_LessStres) January 31, 2017

Girls can't pregnant if she's on top during sex. It's gravity duh — Soylent Kian (@Kiansurname) December 4, 2016

Random Fact: if a girl is on top during sex she can't get pregnant because the gravity pulls the semen down. — Austin Schuyler (@AustinSchuyler) September 28, 2016

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We have less ribs than men

Rape can’t result in pregnancy

@survivorvoice @LordShaffy @michellemalkin You can't get pregnant from a sexual assault unless it is also a completed rape. — t is for todd (@tryanmax) January 27, 2017

We masturbate by feeling themselves up

It’s forbidden to have sex on your period

I hate tampon commercials it just reminds me of the one week of the month where I can't have sex with a girl #depressing — Jay Rose (@thejayrose_) August 12, 2011

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