Welcome! This is Amelia Reaves

She’s romantic, neat and a music lover, and she wants to be the best musician eva or something

She’s poor as hell

Look at her shitty house

Her neighbours are confused because a godamned mansion used to be there, and now here is is this wonderful piece of crap

Look at her

No hope

😦

So she “decided” to get a job. I say decided, she has no cooker, no bin, and no shower. She was forced to so she wouldn’t live alone in garbage mountain.

Now she just needs some friends

10/10

She also met this guy.

Amelia: You sorta look like Santa Claus

Amelia: And I think that might be my fetish

Amelia: I mean… Hi?

Emilio: Ho ho ho

So the guy is Emelio Rosado or something

And Amelia’s new BFF looks so happy for her. Coolies.

They slapped each other’s general body parts to celebrate Amelia meeting a man

So exciting!

Amelia invited her prey new most amazingist friend eva back to her house

And they hung out in front of the house, with the neighbours across the street probably glaring out at them

With their youth

And their merriment

Emilio: Are you one of those legacy chicks that just plans to get preggo asap?

Amelia: Of course!

Amelia: Wait that’s the wrong answer isn’t it

Emilio: Possibly

Before he leaves, he poops in her house.

Amazing.

The next day he shows up at her house a couple of times while she’s at work.

But he’s so not into flirting and junk.

Emilio: I know I’ve been acting like a weird stalker today but i do’t want anything srs

God damn.

Amelia stinks so she takes him to the gym so she can shower.

Then when shes adequately un-stinked, the mating ritual begins.

She shows him the booty

Takes a picture

And then puckers up.

They decide to get together and move in to her shitty house because…reasons.

Happy 2-day of knowing each other anniversary, guiz.

AND LESS SHITTY HOUSE YEAH

He brought 20 grand which she immediately blew on things like stoves and showers and shit.

Emilio: You forgot windows

Amelia: Sheeeeiiiit