RobD Head Honcho



Join Date: Dec 1969









Suddenly, I grew dissatisfied with life.









I needed to get out of the usual routine, so I decided to climb Mount Everest...







...and then SKI DOWN THE SIDE!!!!!!









My guide suspected nothing, as we made our trek to the summit.







Finally, the moment of truth was upon me. I put on my skis.







Suddenly, out of nowhere, a great gust of wind hit me!







I found myself careening out of control, flying down the slope backwards at 80 miles an hour!







WHOOSH!!







As I sailed through the air, I blacked out.









I awoke later, and found myself at the bottom of a deep ice chasm.







I quickly checked my inventory.







And now, here I find myself, trapped at the bottom of an icy crevice with extra underwear, $5, and a half-empty bag of Cheetos.



What do I do?? Where do I go??



Help! One day I was sitting at home, watcing TV and eating Cheetos.Suddenly, I grew dissatisfied with life.I needed to get out of the usual routine, so I decided to climb Mount Everest......and thenMy guide suspected nothing, as we made our trek to the summit.Finally, the moment of truth was upon me. I put on my skis.Suddenly, out of nowhere, a great gust of wind hit me!I found myself careening out of control, flying down the slope backwards at 80 miles an hour!WHOOSH!!As I sailed through the air, I blacked out.I awoke later, and found myself at the bottom of a deep ice chasm.I quickly checked my inventory.And now, here I find myself, trapped at the bottom of an icy crevice with extra underwear, $5, and a half-empty bag of Cheetos.What do I do?? Where do I go??Help!