I come home from a long day of lawyering about and I'm informed that my SS2013 package has arrived. I tear it open like the savage I am to find a nice note. Upon further inspection, a truly iconic shirt was revealed.

Real Madrid are also known as the Galacticos and through the ages have boasted of some of the greatest players to grace the beautiful game, including one of my favourites, Zidane. This shirt was a special one that was made to commemorate 110 years of one of the most successful clubs of all time. When it was released, I had wished to buy it, but was still in college and just did not have the means. Football merchandise in India is expensive business.

I think my SS has been very, very kind and has got me a thoughtful present. I cannot accurately sum up just exactly how happy this made me. It shall now sit proudly aside my slowly growing collection of shirts.

I have one request for you, however. Please reveal yourself.