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To look like you’re high on drugs, start by rubbing your eyes with your fingertips to make them bloodshot like you’ve just smoked a joint. Then, relax all of your muscles and let your eyelids droop as if you’re about to fall asleep. If you’re sitting down, slump back in the chair as if you’re really relaxed. When you move, do so slowly and lazily like the air’s made of honey or syrup. You should also speak in a low, gravelly voice to make it sound like your throat is dry from smoking. For more tips, including how to look like you’re on psychedelics and amphetamines, read on!