Amazingly, working off the 0 words I put in my redditgifts profile, my Santa still came up with the perfect gift! One of my personal favorite xkcd strips, autographed by none other than the man himself, Randall Munroe!

And as if that wasn't enough, a snack that takes BACON to the next level with FUDGE! and takes THAT to the next level with MAPLE!! Obviously, this is orgasmic.

Well played, much thanks, and merry holidays to my mysterious santa!