11. Sherlock Holmes

A proto-superhero whose superpowers were as follows: being really smart, pretending like he didn't care about sex, and possessing the ability to have a drug problem that actually assisted him in doing his job. If Sherlock Holmes habitually drank Miller High Life instead of shooting cocaine through a needle, no one would believe he was a mad "genius." They'd just think he was a drunk weirdo. The lesson? Choose to be addicted to interesting drugs.