I heard the door knock, and wondered what it could be. I opened it and the man handed me a package with the reddit alien on it. I was thoroughly excited. I tore open the package making sure not to tear the front. There sat five neatly wrapped presents:

Tim Hortons Card

A fucking reddit toque

Guitar picks of varying sizes

A Ferrero Collection ( I wonder how these taste after the time it took to ship)

Lastly, The Giver by Lois Lowry. My secret Santa must be psychic because I was just thinking about this book and wanted to buy it to re-read.

THANKS!!!!!