It's Christmas Day. You've carefully wrapped the Beats headphones your daughter's been dreaming of, and she's just about to see that dream become reality. Looking on with glee, you watch as she tears the paper from her brand new set of cans only to find that these were cans of a markedly different sort. Tuna, specifically. Chunk light.


Preposterous though it may seem, that's exactly what happened to the Lopez family just a few days after picking up the model Wal-Mart had specially ordered just for them. And though the electronics world comes with a rich history of iPad and laptop swindling, at least this time the recipient got something mildly useful, right?


Nope. The worst part: The Lopez family can't even eat tuna since their youngest daughter is highly allergic. So while we can't know for certain, we imagine the Lopez's message to their tuna-loving crooks would go something along the lines of "Screw you, and thanks for all the fish." [Q13Fox via Fark]