Before getting into the details of my amazing journey through Reddit Secret Santa 2016, I just wanted to take the first line to thank /u/Wydrazor. This is an absolutely incredible secret santa gift to receive, and your thought is evident throughout the entirety of the present. You are an amazing person, and I hope everything you wish for and more works out for you in the wonderful world of life.

Without any additional hesitation, let us delve into the wonderful world of /u/Wydrazor 's gift giving prowess!

Today Canada Post dropped off an incredible box at my house that I immediately destroyed prior to getting photo evidence of it's glory. Suffice to say that /u/Wydrazor is a wrapping guru, and the thing was immaculately presented and nearly impossible to get into without a knife. So much time and care went into wrapping the outside box, only for my inner monster to come out and murder it with serial intent...

The first thing to come out of the box were 2 beautiful post cards from London, Ontario. What /u/Wydrazor doesn't realize, is that my wife actually collects post cards (we have thousands of them), and London was not previously in her collection. Without even realizing it, /u/Wydrazor had already created a loving glow in my home by scoring me brownie points with my wife!

Next up is a crowd pleasing favorite; CHOCOLATE! I'm guessing this was previously wrapped in some sort of ingenious bubble wrap/wrapping paper concoction that I accidentally destroyed. As a result we had chocolate and candy cane packaging dispersed throughout the entirety of the box. Chocolate treats to be found in every nook and cranny! Huzzah! Picture is the carnage that was the chocolate, near the end the entire bottom of the box was a chocolate ball breeding ground.

The second part of Razor's 3-part Christmas Gift of Glory is the Age of War game, and a steel Metal Earth model kit of the one and only, Millennium Falcon! Being a self proclaimed Star Wars and board game geek, these gifts will be excellent additions to the board game and model/toy collection found throughout my house. As my son grows up (he's nearly 4 month sold), we will ensure he is kept up to date on the happenings of the Star Wars universe, and perhaps he shall find a steel Millennium Falcon among his nursery decorations in short order.

The final part of /u/Wydrazor 's fantastic secret santa escapade is a small pantry's worth of Korean snacks! I had mentioned my wife and I spent some time in Shanghai and enjoyed, each night, heading to the store to get some sort of bizarre snack we had never tried before and sharing in the adventure that it would become. /u/Wydrazor has delivered a menagerie of Korean snacks for us to continue on our adventure with! Some of the items pictured are:

Custard cream filled baked delicacies Chocolate covered rice cakes with chocolate centers Ramen noodles that you eat dry Korean Cheetos Potato Snack Cuttlefish Snack Honey Twist Snack Shrimp Crackers Hi-Chew (these are so good OMG) EXTREMELY SPICY RAMEN NOODLE CUPS OF GLORY

In Shanghai we tried spicy soup and couldn't eat more than about 6 spoonfuls, even when pacifying that flavor with dumplings. I am so excited to melt my face off with the SPICY RAMEN it's not even funny.

In passing /u/Wydrazor also found some hilariously named wet wipes, and with my 4 month old son in mind, threw those into the basket on his way to the register. You can never have enough wet wipes, ever, forever.......... Thank you.... (seriously, babies are so much mess wtf).

/u/Wydrazor is a quality Secret Santa gifter, and anyone who receives a gift from them in the future is definitely in for an amazing surprise, and even better feeling.

Happy Holidays from myself and my family, /u/Wydrazor , thanks for being an awesome person!