Punjabi funny Whatsapp status

Having fun and enjoying your life to the fullest is everyone’s dream and we all want our life to get sorted and simple so that we can make our every moment special and life much more happening there are lot stuff and stress that we go through on a daily basis and we get to get a very little time for our self and sit down to just relax and take some time for ourself . These Punjabi Funny Whatsapp status will help you to get some chill your mood before the hustle.

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A lot of people want to enjoy the life but no one can literally enjoy the life as the Punjabis do as they live larger than life living every second of their life with same enthusiasm and same energy , the humour involved with the Punjabi is something that everyone should admire and make it a routine in their life so that no one gets bored and stresses out on life as life will work on its pace and there will be ups and downs in the life and everyone needs to learn about those ups and downs .

Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,

Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,

Baba us nu pyaar krda c.

Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi

te baba kirtan krda kenda “sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde”

ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.

Baba bolan lag pya ‘mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..

The ultimate key to relieve oneself

of all tensions has been discovered

by the Punjabis..

It is called

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SAANU KEY..

An apple a day,

keeps the doctor away.

But if the doctor is cute..

ki kar lega fruit!!

ਨਿਕੰਮੀ ਔਲਾਦ ਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਘੱਟ ਸੇਵਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਜਾਏ

ਘਰ ਉੰਨਾ ਜ਼ਯਾਦਾ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ ..

Mujrim: Sahib mainu koi eho jehi saza devo

ke lok thoo-thoo karan,

jithe v main javaan lok mainu galaan kadhan.

Judge: Kyon vai, hun badal di jagah tainu CM bana dian.

“Laziness is our biggest enemy” – Jawahar Lal Nehru.

“We should love our enemy.” – Mahatama Gandhi.

Dasso hun bapu di manniye ya chache di..??

Girl to her boyfriend: Can you drive the car with one hand..?

Boyfriend (romantically): Ya sure!

Girl: Taan nak saaf kar le sidla jeha,

kado da vagi jaanda hai.

Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki

dekha meri ‘jaan sa haseen’ chand ne kaha:

Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.

Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .

Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR – KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,

mere kol leke na aya karo.

Ghasita Hawaldar:Tujhe apna Laptop bada karwana hai..?

Santa : Haanji, but kaise..?

Ghasita Hawaldar: Oh ji very simple,

isme se window nikaal te darvaaja fit kara le..

I told her that i have no jewellery shop.

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Still she says, “Mahi Mahi Mahi Mainu Challa Pawaa De..”

ਮੈਂ ਨੀ ਕਦੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਤੇ Line ਮਾਰੀ__

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Bass ਜਦੋ V ਮਾਰੀ ਆ

ਕਾਪੀ ਤੇ E ਮਾਰੀ ਆ

Oh V Scale ਨਾਲ__

Vich canteena da sada kharcha oh karvoundi rahi.

Pizza burger pastrian te ki ki hor mangvoundi rahi.

Chuk vich aa ke gairan di hun paasa watt ke langhdi ee.

ek vaar pi leya si thanda hun 11 rupaye mangdi ee.

Main vi keha usnu ke 15 da tainu juice pilaaya,5 rupaye de samose.

6 rupaye da nimbu lemon,30 rupaye de dosey.

3 rupaye cha de vi ehna ch paiseya vich jod devi.

APNE 11 CUT KE tu MERE 48 MOD DEVI……

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We already have so much work and stress that we don’t create additional time for us to think or too relaxed but with social media we can make ourself a little bit much calmer with Punjabi funny Whatsapp status , Punjabi people are really very funny and the slangs that are used in Punjabi especially those that are used by the Delhi, they are hilarious and make your bone tickle and feel relaxed.

Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song.After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and started singing again.

Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?

Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.

Santa Singh: “My doctor told me to drink carrot juice after a hot bath to cure my cold.”

Banta Singh: “Does it work?”

Santa Singh: “I don’t know… I can never finish drinking the hot bath.”

Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked “Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?”

Yes of course, said the doctor, why not!

“Oh How nice it would be I have been illiterate for so long” replied Banta with joy.

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to tell his wife while leaving for the office: “Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa.”

One day his wife fed up of this, answered: “Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap.”

That ended the husband’s jokes.

The sardarni asked his lover, Santa Singh, “Santa darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?”. “Sure”, said Santa, “what’s your phone number?”

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Each one of us have a funny side which we want to unleash and we want to make everyone with us laugh and forget their pain and stress , there is a humour in the Punjabi language itself and that is why we are able to connect with humour so well and we those Punjabi slangs and Sardar Ji jokes that hit right the heart with a fun adrenaline .

We have the newest collection of Punjabi funny Whatsapp status with all the latest memes, jokes and images that are circulated over the internet with all new as well as all the classic joke that we hearing from our childhood, they are collected and presented you in a single article so you can enjoy it.

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