I was getting married, it was my bachelor party. Im 7'1" We bought 3 midgets as strippers, 2 were transvestites. This was to make the situation funny. They gave us lapdances. Then i lost my head and i banged the midget! It Only lasted about 20 seconds and i busted a nut. I got scared so i got them drunk. They passed out. Then i fled the city. I was in Vegas. She tracked me down saying shes pregnant. My wife wants to dump me. What do i do??????