It’s hard to believe that this is the 69th Psychotronic Netflix column. 69! There’s a joke there, somewhere. But I don’t have time for such shenanigans, when there’s a list of all of the new and returning titles that have shown up on Netflix streaming to get to! Below is our monthly dump of titles, sure to keep you busy for the holiday season, and placed together into difficult-to-understand groups for your convenience!

New Releases (Mainstream)

Burke and Hare (2010, Dir. John Landis) Simon Pegg, Andy Serkis, Isla Fisher, Tom Wilkinson

Side Effects (2013, Dir. Steven Soderbergh) Rooney Mara, Jude Law, Channing Tatum, Catherine Zeta-Jones

New Disastrous Peril

Aftershock (2012, Dir. Nicolas Lopez) Eli Roth, Andrea Osvart, Ariel Levy

Redline (2013, Dir. Robert Kirbyson)

New Releases (Foreign)

23:59 (2011, Dir. Gilbert Chan) Tedd Chan, Stella Chung

I Killed My Mother (2009, Dir. Xavier Dolan)

Masquerade (2012, Dir. Chang-min Choo)

Rapt (2009, Dir. Lucas Belvaux)

The Robber (2010, Dir. Benjamin Heiseberg)

The Silence (2010, Dir. Bara bo Odar)

The Treasure Hunter (2009, Dir. Yen-ping Chu)

Tsotsi (2005, Dir. Gavin Hood)

New Releases (Indie)

The Ghastly Love of Johnny X (2012, Dir. Paul Bunnell) Will Keenan, Creed Bratton, Reggie Bannister, Kevin McCarthy, Paul Williams

The Moleman of Belmont Avenue (2010, Dir. Mike Bradecich, John LaFlamboy) Robert Englund, Tim Kazurinsky

Somebody Up There Likes Me (2012, Dir. Bob Byington) Nick Offerman, Keith Poulson, Marshall Bell

We The Party (2012, Dir. Mario Van Peebles) Mandela Van Peebles, Simone Battle, Mario Van Peebles, Michael Jai White, Tiny Lister, Snoop Dogg Lion

The Wise Kids (2012, Dir. Stephen Cone)

Newish Horror

The Expelled (2010, Dir. Johannes Roberts) David Schofield, Eliza Bennett

Simon Killer (2012, Dir. Antonio Campos) Brady Corbet

Halloweentime

Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987, Dir. Sam Raimi) Bruce Campbell, soul swallowing

Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1974, Dir. Terence Fisher) Peter Cushing, Madeline Smith, David Prowse

Pumpkinhead (1988, Dir. Stan Winston) Lance Henriksen, Jeff East

Visiting Hours (1982, Dir. Jean-Claude Lord) Lee Grant, Michael Ironside, William Shatner, Linda Purl

Animation

Strange Frame (2012, Dir. G.B. Hajim) Claudia Black, Tara Strong, Ron Glass, Tim Curry, Juliet Landau, Alan Tudyk, George Takei

Teevee

666 Park Avenue (2012) Terry O’Quinn, Vanessa Williams

Prime Suspect (1991-2004) Helen Mirren

Michael Winner

Death Wish 2 (1982, Dir. Michael Winner) Charles Bronson, Jill Ireland, Vincent Gardenia, Anthony Franciosa, Silvana Gallardo, Larry Fishburne

Won Ton Ton: The Dog Who Saved Hollywood (1976, Dir. Michael Winner) Bruce Dern, Madeline Kahn, Art Carney, Phil Silvers, Teri Garr, Ron Leibman, Morey Amsterdam, Billy Barty, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Rory Calhoun, Ann Rutherford, Walter Pidgeon, Milton Berle, Sterling Holloway, William Demarest, Virginia Mayo, Henny Youngman, Shecky Greene, Ricardo Montalban, Jackie Coogan, Aldo Ray, Ethel Merman, Yvonne De Carlo, Nancy Walker, Stepin Fetchit, Johnny Weissmuller, Louis Nye, Rhonda Fleming, Ann Miller, Dean Stockwell, Tab Hunter,Rudy Vallee, The Ritz Brothers, Huntz Hall, Cyd Charisse, Fernando Lamas, Doodles Weaver, Peter Lawford, Keye Luke, John Carradine, Alice Faye

Documentaries

The Central Park Five (2012, Dir. Ken Burns, Sarah Burns, David McMahon)

Don’t Stop Believin’: Everyman’s Journey (2011, Dir. Ramona S. Diaz)

Evocateur: The Morton Downey Jr. Movie (2013, Dir. Seth Kramer, Daniel A. Miller, Jeremy Newberger)

Radio Unnamable (2012, Dir. Paul Lovelace, Jessica Wolfson) Bob Fass

Reel Injun: On the Trail of the Hollywood Indian (2009, Dir. Neil Diamond, Catherine Bainbridge, Jeremiah Hayes) Wes Studi, Adam Beach, Jim Jarmusch, Sacheen Littlefeather

Room 237 (2012, Dir.Rodney Ascher)

Secret Disco Revolution (2012, Dir. Jamie Kastner) Alice Echols, Michael Musto, Gloria Gaynor

60s

The Rat Race (1960, Dir. Robert Mulligan) Tony Curtis, Debbie Reynolds, Don Rickles, Norman Fell

The Sand Pebbles (1966, Dir. Robert Wise) Steve McQueen, Richard Attenborough, Richard Crenna, Candice Bergen, Mako

Richard C. Sarafian (R.I.P.)

Solar Crisis (1990, Dir. Richard C. Sarafian) Tim Matheson, Charleton Heston, Peter Boyle, Corin Nemec, Annabel Schofield, Jack Palance

Biopics

Christopher and His Kind (2011, Dir. Geoffrey Sax) Matt Smith, Imogen Poots, Toby Jones

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002, Dir. George Clooney) Sam Rockwell, Drew Barrymore, George Clooney, Rutger Hauer, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Murray Langston, Eric Roberts’s sister

Apes vs Lasers

Congo (1995, Dir. Frank Marshall) Dylan Walsh, Laura Linney, Ernie Hudson, Tim Curry, Joe Don Baker, Grant Heslov, Bruce Campbell

Paul W.S. Anderson

Resident Evil (2002, Dir. Paul W.S. Anderson) Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, James Purefoy, Colin Salmon

Shopping (1994, Dir. Paul W.S. Anderson) Sadie Forst, Jude Law, Sean Pertwee, Sean Bean, Marianne Faithfull, Jonathan Pryce

70s

American Gigolo (1980, Dir. Paul Schrader) Richard Gere, Lauren Hutton, Hector Elizondo, Nina Van Pallandt, Bill Duke

Citizen’s Band (1977, Dir. Jonathan Demme) Paul Le Mat, Candy Clark, Bruce McGill, Roberts Blosson, Charles Napier, Ann Wedgeworth

Dressed to Kill (1980, Dir. Brian De Palma) Michael Caine, Angie Dickinson, Nancy Allen, Keith Gordon, Dennis Franz, Angie Dickinson’s body double

The French Connection II (1975, Dir. John Frankenheimer) Gene Hackman, Fernando Rey, Ed Lauter.

The Gambler (1974, Dir. Karel Reisz) James Caan, Lauren Hutton, Paul Sorvino, Burt Young, James Woods, Vic Tayback

Grease (1978, Dir. Randal Kleiser) John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, Stockard Channing, Jeff Conaway, Didi Conn, Eve Arden, Sid Caesar, Lorenzo Lamas, Frankie Avalon

The Great Train Robbery (1978, Dir. Michael Crichton) Sean Connery, Donald Sutherland, Lesley-Anne Down

Eastwood Westerns

Joe Kidd (1972, Dir. John Sturges) Clint Eastwood, Robert Duvall, John Saxon, Don Stroud

Two Mules for Sister Sara (1970, Dir. Don Siegel) Clint Eastwood, Shirley MacLaine

William Atherton

Ghostbusters (1984, Dir. Ivan Reitman) Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Sigourney Weaver, Annie Potts, Rick Moranis, Ernie Hudson, William Atherton, Keymasters

The Hindenburg (1975, Dir. Robert Wise) George C. Scott, Anne Bancroft, William Atherton, Roy Thinnes, Gig Young, Burgess Meredith, Charles Durning

80s

Curse of the Pink Panther (1983, Dir. Blake Edwards) Herbert Lom, David Niven, Ted Wass, Robert Wagner, Joanna Lumley, Capucine, Denise Crosby, Bill Nighy, random footage of Peter Sellers

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987, Dir. J. Lee Thompson) Charles Bronson, Kay Lenz, John P. Ryan, Soon-Tek Oh, Dana Barron, Danny Trejo, Irwin Keyes

King of New York (1990, Dir. Abel Ferrara) Christopher Walken, David Caruso, Larry Fishburne, Victor Argo, Wesley Snipes, Giancarlo Esposito, Steve Buscemi, Theresa Randle

The Man Who Fell to Earth (1987, Dir. Bobby Roth) Lewis Smith, Robert Picardo, Bruce McGill, Wil Wheaton, Annie Potts

Road House (1989, Dir. Rowdy Herrington) Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliott, Ben Gazzara, Marshall Teague, Kevin Tighe

Summer School (1987, Dir. Carl Reiner) Mark Harmon, Kristie Alley, Robin Thomas, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Dean Cameron, Kelly Jo Minter, Ken Olandt, Shawnee Smith, Fabiana Udenio

Phil Fondacaro works for Charles Band

Ghoulies II (1988, Dir. Albert Band) Damon Martin, Royal Dano, Phil Fondacaro, Kerry Remsen, William Butler, Starr Andreeff, Sasha Jenson

Troll (1986, Dir. John Carl Buechler) Noah Hathaway, Michael Moriarty, Shelley Hack, Sonny Bono, Phil Fondacaro, Jenny Beck, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Brad Hall, Gary Sandy, Anne Lockhart

90s

1492: Conquest of Paradise (1992, Dir. Ridley Scott) Gerard Depardieu, Armand Assante, Sigourney Weaver, Fernando Rey, Michael Wincott

Blood and Wine (1996, Dir. Bob Rafelson) Jack Nicholson, Michael Caine, Judy Davis, Stephen Dorff, Jennifer Lopez

Body of Evidence (1993, Dir. Uli Edel) Madonna, Willem Dafoe, Joe Mantegna, Anne Archer, Julianne Moore, Jurgen Prochnow, wax, Frank Langella

Critical Care (1997, Dir. Sidney Lumet) James Spader, Kyra Sedgwick, Helen Mirren, Anne Bancroft, Albert Brooks, Jeffrey Wright, Colm Feore, Edward Hermann

Disturbing Behavior (1998, Dir. David Nutter) James Marsden, Katie Holmes, Nick Stahl, Steve Railsback, Bruce Greenwood, William Sadler, Ethan Embry, Katherine Isabelle

Fargo (1996, Dir. Joel and Ethan Coen) Frances McDormand, William H. Macy, Steve Buscemi, Peter Stormare, Harve Presnell

Fire in the Sky (1993, Dir. Robert Liebermann) D.B. Sweeney, Robert Patrick, Craig Sheffer, Peter Berg, James Garner, Henry Thomas, Bradley Gregg

The Last Days of Disco (1998, Dir. Whit Stillman) Chloe Sevigny, Kate Beckinsale, Chris Eigeman, Mackenzie Astin, Jennifer Beals, Matt Keeslar, Robert Sean Leonard, Jaid Barrymore

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998, Dir. Guy Ritchie) Nick Moran, Jason Flemyng, Jason Statham, Dexter Fletcher, Vinnie Jones, Sting

Twilight (1998, Dir. Robert Benton) Paul Newman, Susan Sarandon, Gene Hackman, Reese Witherspoon, James Garner, Stockard Channing, Giancarlo Esposito, Liev Schreiber

2000s

Dark Blue (2003, Dir. Ron Shelton) Kurt Russell, Scott Speedman, Brendan Gleeson, Ving Rhames, Lolita Davidovich, Khandi Alexander

The Italian Job (2003, Dir. F. Gary Gray) Mark Wahlberg, Donald Sutherland, Charlize Theron, Jason Statham, Seth Green, Mos Def, Edward Norton

Mimic 2 (2001, Dir. Jean de Segonzac) Alix Koromzay, Will Estes, Edward Albert, Jon Polito, Jerry from “Parks and Recreation”

Nine (2009, Dir. Rob Marshall) Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson, Sophia Loren

Timeline (2003, Dir. Richard Donner) Paul Walker, Gerard Butler, Billy Connolly, Francis O’Connor, Ethan Embry, Anna Friel, Michael Sheen, Neal McDonough

Movies that Piss on Hospitality

Troll II (1986, Dir. Claudio Fragrasso) Michael Stephenson, Goblins

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