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... anyway, I should skate. Do you need anything? There's a great Mexican fusion place that- you probably just need to be alone. That's fine. Everything's fine. Anyway, we've had like six wars since then, where- you know what? I'm just gonna- Oh, one more thing ... times have sort of changed since the '40s ... so when you see Nick Fury again, you'll probably want to ... update your vocabulary ...

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