Anthony Scarmucci designed some T-shirts for a non-existent Mitt Romney 2020 campaign. Check them out:

Is he serious with the one in the middle of the top row? “Mitt Happens”?

OMG….really? Mitt Happens? ??? Anthony, you are such a loser. https://t.co/h7Gb49SHhZ — Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) October 13, 2019

Because everyone will immediately associate “Mitt Happens” with “S*it Happens”:

“Bwahaha” is right!

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