LOL.

Ian Sams, press secretary for Kamala Harris, is mad at our post on her creased apron and is calling it “one of the funniest 2020 conspiracy theories yet”:

This is one of the funniest 2020 conspiracy theories yet: Kamala isn’t really a cook because her apron is creased!!#Creaseghazi or #Creasegate – which will it be? https://t.co/ybOkznEIU6 — Ian Sams (@IanSams) May 12, 2019

He even went to the trouble to fact check it. See? APRONS GET CREASED WHILE FOLDED:

oh god guys, how am i going to overcome my inauthenticity: pic.twitter.com/oLPkpDbTSR — Ian Sams (@IanSams) May 12, 2019

Others jumped in to help name the conspiracy theory not content with Sams’ insult of those killed in the Benghazi terror attack:

Constitutional Creasesis — Garrett Haake (@GarrettHaake) May 12, 2019

We like Creasequiddick though:

Creasequiddick — Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) May 12, 2019

Well, since we’re playing this game, how about we call it, “CRussia”?

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Related:

Forget the apron. Why did Kamala Harris' husband make her cook her own Mother's Day meal? https://t.co/iPNJEgSz75 — Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 12, 2019

DISASTER: Kamala Harris tries to 'clarify' whether she'll wipe out private insurance, and it goes TERRIBLY https://t.co/dSgF9wEEHa — Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 13, 2019