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Hitler is pretty unhappy when he finds out he won’t be getting his kickstarter rewards from Pebble before Christmas. (Disclaimer: for comedic reasons this is extra salty and exaggerated. Also Hitler’s a pessimist.)

00:00 - 00:03 The holiday deals will be reaching their peak in the next few weeks.

00:04 - 00:05 Our top picks are the Xbox One S,

00:05 - 00:07 Google Pixel, and Pokemon Sun and Moon.

00:08 - 00:12 We missed cyberweek but with good bargain hunting

00:12 - 00:15 We can still afford our entire wishlist

00:17 - 00:19 Skip the Xbox. Instead I think I’ll add

00:19 - 00:21 another Pebble Time 2 to my kickstarter rewards

00:24 - 00:26 Sir

00:27 - 00:28 Pebble…

00:31 - 00:33 Pebble has been completely bought out by Fitbit

00:34 - 00:36 And all pending production and shipments are cancelled

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who owns an Apple Watch, Samsung Gear, or LG Urbane…Please leave

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!

01:15 - 01:17 This was the ONE THING!

01:18 - 01:23 The ONE THING getting me through this SHITTY year!

01:25 - 01:28 And now we have no Core…

01:29 - 01:31 No dapper Time Rounds for work…

01:31 - 01:34 And don’t forget the Time 2, the MESSIAH of Smartwatches!

01:34 - 01:37 They'd finally found a way to get rid of that dogshit bezel. It was a new age!

01:37 - 01:40 What the hell am I supposed to show off to my relatives now! Do you have idea how much money I blew!

01:40 - 01:42 Sir, Pebble promised all orders refunds by March 2017

01:42 - 01:46 I don't want a refund! I want a smartwatch that doesn't look like a toddler toy!

01:46 - 01:48 Sir, Fitbit may still use Pebble's software on future watches.

01:48 - 01:52 The hell they will! You think those hipster garbage monkeys want a fashionable smartwatch!?

01:53 - 01:54 ARE YOU A MORON!!!

01:56 - 01:57 Fitbit should be making friendship bracelets!

01:57 - 02:00 Not buying out companies who know what the hell they are doing!

02:00 - 02:03 I’ll tell you exactly what those soccermoms want

02:04 - 02:08 They want to take every Pebble Watch ever made

02:08 - 02:13 And BURN them in an oven like a second Holocaust!

02:14 - 02:16 They’d turn that burner up so high

02:17 - 02:21 not even Hillary Clinton would be able to delete Pebble once they’re done!

02:27 - 02:29 Pebble was the first company to make a smartwatch

02:30 - 02:34 They had one of the largest, most respected kickstarters ever

02:34 - 02:36 And a subreddit that was actually informative

02:41 - 02:42 And this!

02:43 - 02:47 This is how they're rewarded!

02:48 - 02:53 Eric Migicovsky started a legacy! He’s an American hero!

02:54 - 02:56 So much he never got a chance give us.

02:56 - 02:59 Smartstraps, the Time Round 2, new Pebble Apps

03:00 - 03:02 All because Fitbit couldn’t develop their way out of a uterus!

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay. We waited for the Time 2 to go on retail.

03:14 - 03:16 Why couldn’t Fitbit leave us alone?

03:19 - 03:23 Pebble was going to save the plummeting smartwatch market

03:25 - 03:26 Without our Timelines

03:31 - 03:33 We don’t know what’s ahead.

03:40 - 03:46 I guess all we can do is wait

03:46 - 03:49 And pray that Fitbit