*Please note that BIG Klan has no relation to the German organization with a similar name.

An organization new to esports has announced their arrival today. BIG Klan is a Southern American, not to be confused with South American, Counter-Strike organization that has some very unique objectives as it relates to esports.

Part of their entrance into the esports community is building a practice facility in Pulaski, Tennessee. Many observers are puzzled by this location, but the organization has said that their reason for this location in particular is because “it’s where the Klan went BIG.”

BIG Klan has yet to acquire a team and are in search of players. Prospects be warned, BIG Klan’s requirements are quite stiff:

“We here at BIG Klan pride ourselves on our superiority to our opposition, our integrity, and our purity [of spirit]. We are not just your average CS:GO organization. We are specifically looking for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant men that are good at Counter-Strike and share our philosophy. If you are not heterosexual, not Protestant, non-white, or foreign, we aren’t interested. DM me your application to @C1337US.”

The above message was dictated by the owner, Cleetus “C1337US” McCord, and was transcribed by BIG Klan staff member, Jethro “J3ThR0” Tull. In order to make it more readable, I had to edit it from the dialect it was originally transcribed in as well as remove the grammatical and spelling errors.

Rumor has it that the organization is looking to secure sponsorships with Pabst Brewing Company, Mountain Dew, Walmart, and John Deere. Pictures of the team uniforms have also been leaked. However, they will not be able to wear the head covering while playing due to rules against hats.

Other than the masks, what tournament organizer wouldn’t wouldn’t want BIG Klan playing in their leagues and LANs?

For more information about BIG Klan, please go to the following link:

https://twitter.com/MytHICKalBigKlan

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