I'm absolutely speechless. It came late because it was on back order. My Santa accidentally wrote KitchenAid with the tracking information and I had to confirm it and it was true. In my profile I wrote "if you are a filthy rich bastard who can get me a KitchenAid Stand Mixer then by all means I will not stop you" I never thought I would be so lucky to get such a fantastic Santa. I would have been happy with anything. Cookie cutters. Baking pans. Anything.

This is by far the best and most thoughtful gift I've ever received in my life. Thank you Santa from the bottom of my heart!!! And thank you redditgifts!