it was 1939 and in Moscow. the nazi's were signing the moltov von ribentrov pact with the rusians. it has been a long day and night (i toss and turn i kepe stress in my mindd yea I love that song). it was night and now it was just adolph hitler from the nazis and Josef stalin sitting togehter in the room.

Stalin said to hitler "hitler please dont invade my countrie" hitler said "sory stalin im afraid I have to" "but why" stalin said…. "what can I do to not make you invade my people". Hitler thought long and hahrd about this. finaly he said "stalin, you have two options". Stalin looked expetcingly at hitler. "either i invade your country, or I invade you." Hitler said. Stalin was confused. "i don't understand said stalin". Come her said hitler now whispering….'ill show you". Ihtler went to stalin and took of him pants. that night stalin and hitler had sax. Anal sex. In the butt.

in the next mourning hitler and stalin awoke in the same bed. "that was amazing" stalin said. "yes" hitler replied. Stalin told hitler this: "hitler, I love you forever. I want your kids now. But how would we call them,?". Hitler, being the wise man that eh is told him "we will make it our names together. Stalin and hitler. Shitler.". "oh my god!" stalin replied. "that is the most romanticest thing I have ever heard!"

"I have to go now, hitler said. I havbe things to do, places to be, jews to kill. "but when will I see you again!" stalin asked cryingly. "I don't know, my love…" hitler said. Now stalin said this "hitler, you can own my means of production anytime".

Years went by, and stalin hadn't seen tihtler again. It was now world war two and hitler was at war. Each day stalin thought of hitler, the love of his life. Was he ok he wondered now that it was the war (world war two).. tehn it was 1942. it was the battle of Stalingrad. After horus of fighting the nazi's almost killed Russia. Then in the kremlin hitler suddenly stormed in with his nazi warriors. "hitler!" stalin screamd. "we had a deal. U were not going to invade me. And I thought we shared something…..something real!" stalin said in tears.

It was tehn that hitler came before stalin. "stalin, why do you think I invaded here! It was to see you, my love." "we can finaly be together again. Now the war is over!" hitler came closer to stalin and tenderly kissed ihm on his lips. "shhhh, hitler whispered". Under his breath stalin said "heil hitler". "no", hitler said. "heil stalin."

"heil…..me?", stalin asked gently. Yes, hitler replied, "heil you, stalin". It was th e happiest omment of stalins life then. They had sex and lieved happily ever after.

-the end