The results of the 2014 elections may have left several politicians with an uncertain future. But not all is lost. There are still bountiful opportunities for our talented netas. The Unreal Times correspondent Rajniti Sarkarwala has put together some options:

Arvind: I’m not the Principal, Anupamji, this country’s citizens are the principals.

I’m an ordinary man. I have no status.

Sach bata = Tell the truth

(Why was Rahul Gandhi grinning in the CWC meet to take stock of the rout in the 2014 General Elections? Find out in our bestseller, Unreal Elections)