S4E01 – The New Girl

Willow has new hair! Slay open! How classic. Although this one was funnier than usual

Willow seems like she would fit in well at school. She’s so fucking smart. LOL THAT INNUENDO

THOSE ARE THE BIGGEST GODDAMN DORM ROOMS EVER HOW THE FUCK DO I GET ONE

Ok, those are grounds for roommate homicide. In a big way.

BUT THEY DIDN’T GET HIS SECURITY BLANKET! DETECTIVE BUFFY IS ON THE CASE!!

WOAH GILES GETTING LADIES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SONNY

Damn college vampires are at a whole new level. Right move to run though.

Wow her room has been sacrificed to the art gods! And her dorm room too! Damn

Aww she thought she saw Angel BUT IT’S XANDER!!!! YAAAYYYY HE’S BACK! Aww he never really left : (

Alright, Xander you just admitted to masturbating to Buffy and you were a male stripper fascinating

That skylight doesn’t look too stable. YEP she’s going IN HOT. And Willow’s grief is adorable.

OH THEY STOMPED THE UMBRELLA THIS SHIT IS SO FOR REAL RIGHT NOW DAAAMMNN UPPERCUT

Alriiiiggggghhhhhhhhtttt??? IS THAT THE GOVERNMENT?!?!?!? OH FOR REAL

S4E02 – Roommate from another Dimension

“Previously on” in the second episode! Continuity GET HYPE. SLAY THE ROOMMATE! SLAY HER!

WILLOW IS ABOUT TO GET SNATCHED. BUFFY SAVE HER oh wait that’s not a vampire DAFUCK

CATHY WHAT THE FUCK. YOU JUST DON’T PULL SHIT LIKE THAT (regarding weapons and sweater)

SHIT IS THAT HER SOUL BEING SUCKED OUT? CATHY YOU NEED TO DIE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Parker, what a gentleman…Buffy don’t snap at him. Future boyfriend on horizon!

OH SHE DRANK THE CARTON. Damn! Hardcore as fuck right now! Maybe Willow and Buffy could room because her situation is so party heavy! WHO THE FUCK ARE THE MYSTERIOUS SOLDIER GUYS?!?!?

Oz. HANDLE BUFFY PLEASE. Something needs to be done. Yeah, that’s her soul being sucked out

Wow she KO’d them both…a little lax on the rope tying boys…WOAH SHE’S ACTUALLY A DEMON?!?!?!

Well, the spell should work, hopefully. HOORAY! And now the big demon is here.

I was right about Willow and Buffy rooming together!

S4E03 – A Tale of Three Ladies

NOOOOOOO WIIIILLLLLOOOWWWW KILL HARMONY NOW PLEASE MURDER HER

Parker seems like a really nice dude. Buffy, this is when we forget about Angel, k? Haha “drowned”

WOAH, Anya’s back! I was not expecting this demon to come crawling back to Xander

SSSSPPPIIKKEEE?!?!?!?!?!? EVERYTHING JUST GOT FUCKING AWESOME. And he’s digging for something

Parker, no shake! NOW GET HIM BUFFY! It’s easier if the boyfriend knows about slaying

It appears Spike is purely in this for the sex. But he still misses Drew so much it’s kind of pathetic

D’awww what a blossoming romance we have here. Classic college romance, moving quickly

There are too many plots going on this episode. I’m not a fan of Xander/Anya plot right now

Buffy, you just got played by a charismatic fellow. YAY IT’S SPIKE! Wait that sounds wrong

Can’t tell if Spike lied about Angel. That, however, was his demise. It could let her and Angel be normal!

S4E04 – House of Horrors

This season is balling so hard. It’s a big story and I’m a fan. Xander on the outside looking in : (

HAHAHA Giles in a sombrero needs to happen more often!

Well, this party can only end in tears. Or demons. AND OZ BLED ON THE CIRCLE HOORAY!

At least Willow is wearing armor for what will be an utter disaster. Looks chainy

THE SPEC OPS GUYS! FORTUNATELY FOR THEM IT’S HALLOWEEN!!!

And everything is real. And people are dying. Yet the college administration will not notice

SHIT YEAH GILES WITH A CHAINSAW DO THE MURDER THING TO ALL OF THEM!

Ohhhh it was all of their personal fears! But they overcame them…or were drawn to a place

Giles, maybe you should have said don’t touch the mark first?

S4E05 – Fifteen Minutes Could Save You Fifteen Percent or More

More “Previously on”! HYPE BUT WAIT IT’S A slay open yay! Wait it’s a dream! These tunes ROCK

I feel like this Psych teacher is going to do something involving the supernatural this season

Damn Willow, that was hilarious. She is the humor source right now

Oz, don’t you dare even make eyes at that singer. DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE

Drunk Buffy, you’re making a mistake. Haha Willow thinks she had group sex

Willoz…this discord is disheartening. FIX THIS OZ YOU MESSED IT UP

SHHIITT Willow laying down the goddamned law on Parker right now. HIT HIM AGAIN

WOAH IT’S THE GEICO CAVEMAN! Maybe a little bit before his time. And the OWNER DID THIS?!?

WILLOW SEES THROUGH THIS BULLSHIT. FUCK THE PATRIARCHY intensifies

Hope Parker doesn’t BURN TO DEATH OR ANYTHING and now she’s hit him twice. Nice going

S4E06 – Call of the Wild

A slay open. How riveting. A stake pun and a heart pun. Nice going. SPIKE!!!!! YAY! OH NO. THE G-MEN GOT SPIKE! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ON WITH THEM?!?!?!? BEST SLAY OPEN EVER

Giles at the Bronze! WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?

OZ I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL END YOUR LIFE IF YOU HURT WILLOW they’re so adorable squee!

OZ NO. BAD OZ. DON’T SIT THERE. NO BAD BAD BAD OZ BEATINGS RIGHT NOW WILLOW FIGHT FOR HIM

IT’S SINGER CHICK OZ HOW COULD YOU SLEEP WITH THAT STRUMPET

So it’s wild side Verucca vs. good girl Willow. PRESERVE THE WILLOZ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Giles is slowly going insane being cooped up. He’ll have to get a job soon

OOOOOOOZZZZZZZZ!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO ;_; for Willow right now. ONLY TEARS NOW ;_;

Willow, this is a shitty idea. DON’T FUCKING DO IT PLEASE DON’T. Oh good she didn’t

A RANDOM G MAN! BUFFY WHAT WILL YOU DO?!?!? SAVE HER SAVE HER SAVE HER

Buffy’s gun has real bullets. Calling it now. She’s gonna kill her for real nvm all good

Woah Oz ripped her goddamned throat out. At least Giles knows about the G-Men

Oz is leaving…and heart is broken…what is going to happen now…;_; for real this episode

S4E07 – Secret Agent Man…Secret Agent Man (Insert Music Here)

“Previously on” – hnnngh serialization. Buffy + Riley = Riluffy? Never mind he’s ambivalent

YESSS! SPIKE! With the G-Men!! Dreaming of Buffy! How adorable! WOAH MONSTER JAIL

Giles “won’t be needed” HAHAHA FORESHADOWING/IRONY SETUP

Wow…professor is hurting Willow. Maybe Oz should have killed her. BAM BUFFY SLAP

WOAH SHIT HE JUST PUNCHED PARKER IN THE FUCKING FACE!! RILUFFY IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

Spike/Harmony relationship is fucked right now. Party not good for Willow now she spyin’ (haha shovel)

I feel so bad for Riley right now. Mostly because he reminds me of myself trying to engage in high school

This talk with Riley is helping Willow work through her issues right now…what a champ Willow

WHHAATT RILEY IS A SPECIAL AGENT! WHAT THE FUCK! He’s the same as Buffy BUT WHAT THE FUCK

NOOOOOOOO HE BIT HER!!!!!!!!!!!! HELPPPPPPPP Wait what haha sexual performance jokes

Will she recognize Riley’s voice? Hey, handy flare gun! Thank goodness for that implant too

Buffy lied, she knows that was not just a frat prank. SECRETS SECRETS EVERYWHERE

S4E08 – Eat Your Heart Out, Tumblrites

And the watcher is…AAAAAAANNNNNGGGGEEEELLLL?!?!?! GAAAAHHH GET SO FUCKING HYPE!

Hey, Spike is in the intro…and Oz wasn’t…;_; Xander has a job! Fuck yeah Willow indignant and funny

Okay, this is about to be classic “old Indian burial ground” episode…not sure how I feel

If this gets solved by feels and cultural acceptance I am going to be PISSED

ANGEL AND GILES ARE TALKING WHAT THE FUCK GILES YOU WILL LOSE HER TRUST AGAIN

Okay, I assume that this scene with Willow and Angel ties into Angel, but I’ll know after all of S4

Harmony gradually becoming a stronger person fuck the patriarchy intensifies

Anya has been hilarious lately. She’s making strong comedic contributions to the show

Spike?!?!? What? Also that speech was incredibly realpolitik. Haha shot with like 4 arrows

Haha, definitely sounds like Fort Giles right now with the cavalry coming

Angel trying to stay out of the fight is cool. This bear is super bad looking though

XANDER BLEW THE SECRET XANDER BLEW THE SECRET XANDER DID IT XANDER DID IT

S4E09 – Bridesmaids (and Other Wedding Stuff)

OZ? No it’s just his place. ;_; still sad for them aww she smelled his shirt : ( endless tears engage

Riluffy going strong apparently. Buffy setting up DRAMATIC IRONY BECAUSE RILEY IS A G-MAN

More Angel references so watching this show once this season ends…unless the main plot gets too hype

I bet Willow’s grief is going to fuck up the spell. Damn, is this going to be Riley starring in “Drive”?

Willow is covering her grief with dancing. YEP drunk not good DON’T YOU DARE TRY A SPELL TO FIX THIS

NOOOO SHE DEFINITELY JUST BLINDED GILES. HOW THE FUCK CAN HE FUNCTION RIGHT NOW

This episode is heartbreaking ;_; Willow be careful what you wish for please…no that was a terrible idea

Xander is now going to get punked by a shitton of demons and UGGGHHH THOSE NEWLYWEDS

And now she’s going to fuck things up with Riley FUCKING GENIUS he’s going to get Spike there!

WWOOAAH Willow got grabbed HELP HER GUYS! SHE’S GOING TO TURN INTO A DEMON NONONO

Yay, Riluffy is fixed. TIME FOR SOME COMMANDO-Y GOODNESS

S4E10 – I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

I’m so confused was that a dream of some sort? Oh maybe class and now after hours nope dream

Willow said “Do the thing”! JUST LIKE VARRICK “ZHU LI, DO THE THING” activates wingsuit

THEY KNOW THAT SOMETHING IS UP WITH THE OTHER! DISCOVERY SOON PLEASE

Willow describing the Wicca group is adorable. D’awww Riley and Buffy both want to come clean

God, Spike is SO FUCKING HILARIOUS. He is absolutely killing it right now. Ooh Giles fuckbuddy

Ugh this is so fucking unsettling. No talking is just…distressing. These monsters are fucking scary

(At this point I considered not having anything else on this episode because “I lost my voice haha”)

God this slideshow is amazing. Haha classic Xander. And a masturbation joke ha

YAY THEY SAW EACH OTHER. OH WAIT THAT COULD BE TROUBLE FOR RILUFFY

Willow and zigzag part have good synergy. Man Riley you almost fucked that up woah headsplosions

Haha! Now they can talk but they don’t WHATATWIST

S4E11 – It’s the End of the World as We Know It (Again)

Oooh, I like how this episode started. Now the Initiative will try to control her…BIG PLOT ACTIVATE

Is the quake prefacing something demon-y? Forrest, you are about to be wrong, motherfucker.

Yep. DEMONS OF THE WEEK, ACTIVATE! Percy, you hurt her. PREPARE TO DIE HAHA SPIKE IN SHORTS

Buffy, you’re breaking his heart. You’re too scared of it ending like Angel to engage

Classic Old World v. New World here with the analysis of the demon’s actions. SUCK IT SCIENCE GUYS

Aww…Spike wants to die ;_; what a sad fellow. He does know about his situation though

Oooh, callback to Faith, who is still alive. Riley, you not understanding this shit right now

Spike, you’re stepping over the line. Damn now I kind of want to dust him

I feel like we’ve done this plot before. YAY HIGHSCHOOL (still exploded damn it looks sad)

Spike getting so much revenge right now. Whoops wrong hole to throw him down

YAY RILUFFY! This is an…interesting ship. Spike is so fucking hype right now.

S4E12 – Someone Needs to Do the Murder Thing to Ethan

Okay, best surprise birthday party ever. Willow knows how to get a girl’s attention.

Buffy is so overqualified for the Initiative. Her K/D Ratio superb

This convo between Walsh and Giles is absurdly awkward. WALSH DON’T YOU DARE INSULT HIM

ETHAN!!! Haha caught him monologue-ing! Nice lampshading that trope. Is Spike doing the harming!?!

GILES HE’S TRYING TO GET YOU DRUNK! IT’S A TRAP SAYS ADMIRAL ACKBAR

I still don’t trust blond chick with Willow very much if at all GILES IS A DEMON! ETHAN YOU BASTARD

At least Spike can understand him. Haha Giles “powers” Yeah, he’s gradually turning to the dark side

Haha Giles scaring Walsh. Also, the Initiative is scarily connected in. Master Key? Holy shit

Okay, someone needs to reveal the situation. ETHAN YOU LIAR. Damn Spike, what a pro escape

NOOOOOOO SHE STABBED HIM WHAT THE FUCK oh wait he’s just fine.

I bet the government uses Ethan for their own purposes and shows up again to hurt Buffy

The initiative is going to try to use Buffy…and they’re 314 Hooray…

S4E13 – 314, the Premier Pi Research Facility

Willow, making the jokes yet again. Hahahaha “it’s not drugs, is it?” and Anya “we’ve enjoyed spanking” “Everyone’s getting spanked but me” – Oh god my sides. Buffy, focus on your friend and not Riley

Oooohhh, they don’t know she knows about Spike. I have a feeling this will be a sticking point

What the fuck are they making in 314? Some sort of super soldier/Frankenstein thing?

BUFFY. FUCK YOUR NEW FRIENDS. WILLOW LAY ON THE SMACKDOWN REALLY HARD

Willow definitely likes her. Does this mean she’s lesbian or bi? This fight scene is…very sensual.

Ugh Walsh is watching them have sex WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK and she likes it UGGHH

Where was Willow last night? Did she stay over at her friend’s place? BIG QUESTIONS, I HAVE

Walsh is sending Buffy INTO A TRAP. IT’S DEFINITELY A TRAP. Dat stacticky hair yo. Looking legit

Okay, she definitely just dropped the camera and disconnected it from her body

Sheeeeiiiit. This is like the speech from Taken right now. Riley, time to go rogue

WOOOAAHHH DOWN GOES WALSH RIP IN PEACE MOTHERFUCKER

S4E14 – Mommy Dearest

I love that Spike is part of the team now. What a chap. Also kind of hoping Riley gets wrekt

Forrest is and idiot AND they knocked out Spike’s telly. Now vengeance will be his.

Okay, substitute “sex” for “spells” in this conversation and you get a very interesting result

YAAAYYY Willy the Snitch! I like these callbacks so much. Whedon what a champ

Riley is dangerously unhinged right now. Someone needs to hit him really hard. NOW PLEASE

Did he forget to take his vitamins? Has Walsh been dosing him? Or are those pills normal?

LIKE I SAID I DON’T TRUST BLOND CHICK. AND SHE JUST FUCKED THE SPELL. WILLOW HIT HER

Wait how did Xander get on the elevator? HAHA “Can I have sex with Riley too?” amazing

I KNEW IT! THE INITIATIVE HAS BEEN DRUGGING THEM! HOLY SHIT I’M A GODDAMN GENIUS

Oh good the patchwork motherfucker came back! And he’s a bit unsettling, to say the least

S4E15 – FAITH IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!

IS FAITH COMING BACK THIS EPISODE?!?! I AM SO FUCKING HYPE RIGHT NOW AND IT’S 30 SECONDS IN

Awww, she’s dreaming of the Mayor. She’s about to wake up too. Attempted vengeance will be hers

Ah, the classic “sneak into the room unnoticed even though they’re facing both ways” maneuver

So Riley is a military guy turned psych TA? I don’t get why the Initiative even had to interface with UCSD

Who is the nurse calling? What team is she talking about? The Initiative? I find that unlikely

FAITH IS GOING TO TRY TO KILL RILEY TO AVENGE THE MAYOR! CALLING IT NOW. (21:17 in)

WOAH SHE’S RIGHT FUCKING THERE. FIGHT ON THE QUAD! Good try Willow. Next time SHOOT her

DAMN THIS NURSE HAS SOME SERIOUS BACKUP. FROM BRIEFCASE GUYS! More G-Men?

That was a random Joyce appearance. Faith, stop it RIGHT NOW

At least Joyce called 911. Someone is being intelligent around here about the cops for once

OH NO. SHE JUST DID SOME BODY SWITCHING BULLSHIT.

S4E16 – Freaky Friday and Saturday and Sunday

Time for mistaken identities all around…this is going to be an infuriating episode

Okay, Tara fucked with Willow’s spell but they appear to be together. Is Willow afraid to come out?

Damn, these guys are…THE COUNCIL! FINALLY THEY GET OFF THEIR ASSES AND DO SOMETHING

Oh this dirty talk is really confusing. Spike, REALIZE SOMETHING IS WRONG

As entertaining as this episode is, I’d rather like to skip it. This scenario is a bit cliché and boring

Fake Buffy is confused by gratitude. She also knows about Willow. TARA KNOWS HOORAY!!!!

D’awww Willow trusts Tara to be her anchor. WHEN WILL THE OTHERS KNOW

Adam is setting shit up for a HUGE finale. I love that his story doesn’t stop in the midst of this nonsense

Haha Giles’ reaction to “stevedore” I don’t understand why bullets are so bad at murdering vampires.

HEY THEY SWITCHED! SUCCESS! Wait this means Faith and Riley technically had sex

Faith had better come back. She didn’t die ergo she’ll be back

S4E17 – Power and Ego Tripping

Could Jonathan be back? Why was he in the “Previously” segment? A slay open. How I’ve missed these

HE’S BACK! AND APPARENTALLY A BADASS. Lots of Jonathan intro clips here. This is going to be good.

Is this whole episode a power fantasy for Jonathan? Or is he actually a badass? Hot damn what a baller

He just immediately inserted himself into the plot. SOMETHING IS AMISS AND HE IS THE SOURCE

Goddamn, make believe Jonathan is a goddamn swagmeister. Dude knows how to make a fantasy

Well, Adam has figured things out. How did Jonathan cast a spell that big and wide?

I am way more invested in Tara than I should be at this point because she means so much to Willow

Fascinating stuff, this Paragon spell. Time for Jonathan to kill Buffy (or try)

Damn, the music this episode is awesome. I love that brass flair. And it’s normal again.

THAT WAS A POSTER FOR OZ’S BAND OZ COME BACK WILLOW DOESN’T WANT YOU THOUGH

Aw, and now they both learn a lesson! What a happy conclusion

S4E18 – Sex is Bad, Mmmmmkay?

“Previously” segment recounts the relationships. Willow is definitely lesbian. And slay open. Classic

Something is in the house. Do I sense the demon of the week? This music is fucking creepy

The two species working as a team is a sign of Adam’s union of the non-humans haha monster MLK

Yep, the sex is definitely bringing the devil down on them. How very fundamentalist of them.

Spike just has a way of picking out people’s weaknesses. It’s kind of creepy but nice to hear

Did this dude just nut himself? That is the worst. Ever. Damnit Riluffy! Now you hurt Willow, who doesn’t need insecurity about her attractiveness and sexuality right now

Xandya is over…sadness : ( Looks like he’s rebounded quickly though. Riluffy must be smooching

Dafuck was that? He just disappeared. Interrupt the lovemaking and…grow plants, apparently

GILES ON THE ACOUSTIC SQUEEEE! She cursed the house with her religious ideals. Lol poltergasm

I mean, they are sexing to death. There are worse ways to die.

Xandya shall continue! This jungly thing is WEIRD. IT’S A METAPHOR FOR THEIR RELATIONSHIP

S4E19 – ALL ABOARD THE OZ HYPE TRAIN

AN OZ EPISODE!?! CHOO CHOO HYPE TRAIN NOW DEPARTING. WAIT WHAT ABOUT WILLARA?

OZ EPISODE. HYPE TRAIN OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED TO HAVE NO BRAKES WHATSOEVER

WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU TELL RILEY ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING (all caps right now sorry)

WOAH HE LEARNED CONTROL. How the FUCK?!?! Willow does have a new girl. BACK OFF OZ! NOW

BUFFY UNDERSTAND THAT WILLOW MAY NOT BE LITTLE MS. STRAIGHT ok good she gets it

Wow, Willow’s emotional turmoil is incredibly moving. Does this mean she chose Tara?

Oooh it might. This is not the best way for Oz to find out. OH FUCK THAT MEANS HE CAN TURN ANYTIME

Riley tried to defend him…poor Oz. Valiant Willow wants to go. RILEY TRIED TO BAIL HIM OUT oh fuck

OOOHHH big revelation time for Riluffy! Oh they can’t be together because Willow brings it out sads

The Willoz scene is touching. I hate the cliché but feels for days right now. I hope Oz comes back though

S4E20 – In the Arms of an Angel

This “previous” segment has some Angel? She found Faith? She fought Angel? HOLY FUCK HYPE

Adam is actually a pretty compelling leader. The looks are problematic, but damn he is persuasive

Xander giving away secrets. SQUEEEE! GILES ON THE GUITAR AGAIN!!! Beatles 2.0 right there

Spike is sowing dissension. This is not good. SQUEEE Willara with a cat! (Lots of squees this episode)

Buffy + Forrest = Verbal sparring. Attacked by ADAM HIMSELF RUN FORREST RUN too late : (

IT’S FAKE DON’T DO IT GUYS SPIKE IS A DOUBLE AGENT IT’S A PLANT and he’s hurting Willow ;_;

ANGEL!!! RILEY V. ANGEL! FIGHT! Riley you a silly motherfucker you can’t take Angel in a fight

Spike and Adam talking about the Beatles is awesome. Spike will help Buffy in the end, I think

Wow, Buffy is in love with Angel and Riley? Damn she breaks the news with no hesitation

Oh no. Now the group comes apart…no one can rationally articulate that Spike is a big factor

That conversation did emotional damage to me. WAIITTT RILEY IS WITH ADAM. WHAAAATTTTT

(Time for a post-mortem. Spike is a goddamned genius. No one realized that he told them all of this stuff. The only person who really fucked up was Xander. They trusted Spike too much. He was defanged and they didn’t pay him a second thought. Hell, he just became another one of the team. Spike constantly said he would work to destroy the team, but they didn’t account for psychological warfare. Well done Spike. This is what the Scoobies get for a vampire without a soul. Also, I don’t know what the last shot implies with Riley and Adam, but maybe he’s there to avenge Forrest. Oh well, onward we go. P.S. Drunk Giles is fucking hilarious. Especially when Willow came out and they put in his reaction)

S4E21 – Season 4 Finale, Part One

Why is Riley there? Oh NO! RILEY IS BEING CONTROLLED BY ADAM! Now Buffy has to MURDER HIM

Ahahaha “I think I may have detected a small flaw” – Spike he’s never going to cure you help Buffy

Time for dramatic stares into the distance and looking at pictures. Also get Angel ASAP Buffy

Oh Xander is really feeling that fight right now : ( Anya please cheer him up. Poor dude

Adam is about to go Captain America and make hella super soldiers. WOAH she’s a zed and Dr. Dude too

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY FELL OUT SPIKE? HMMMMMMM BUFFY KNOWS!!!!

Damn, Adam actually had a pretty good plan! I guess that’s what happens when he’s a superhuman

Okay NOW FIX THINGS PLEASE. KIND OF SUCCESS. They’re still not okay though.

SPIKE TIPPED BUFFY OFF SO THEY COULD FIGURE IT OUT. They may not have anticipated them getting back together so quickly though. Things still are awkward with them. Yay rappel conversation though

I can’t wait until Buffy has to try to kill Riley. Touching conversation on the ropes though

AND…captured immediately. Classic slayer. Spike he will never pay you off!

And Spike escapes again. He will be back, I assume. Maybe not in the finale, but I hope so

FUCK YES BUFFY FUCKING OWN HIM. YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT BUFFY IS RIGHT

HEYOOOO Spike still in the house MOTHERFUCKERS.

These soldiers are pretty shitty at soldiering. Like maintain fire discipline and cover each other and shit.

SHIT YES. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND THERE’S ANOTHER EPISODE AFTER THIS ONE

BUFFY, MAKING TASTEFUL SMALL TALK WITH HOSTILES NEAR YOU IS A SHITTY SHITTY PLAN

RILEY IS FIGHTING THE POWER SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. IS HE GOING TO OPERATE ON HIMSELF? WHAT A FUCKING BADASS. RILEY I UNDERESTIMATED YOU! HE GOT DAT CHIP and murdered those zeds like it was nothing. FORREST VS. RILEY. FRIEND VS. FRIEND. WHAT A FINALE

At least the colonel has some people under control and is trying to get a standoff

I just realized that Adam is like Ezio with those Assassin’s Creed Blades. AND A FUCKING GAT? Talk about hella firepower. Buffy just got buffed though (lol). MAGIC BEATS TECHNOLOGY SO HARD

KABOOM GOES THE FORREST. NICE MOVES WITH THE TANK. BUFFY IS OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL IT’S SO GREAT. Break his neck nvm grab his power source. Now drop the radioactive device. Riley is so “what the fuck” right now it’s not even funny. SPIKE SAVED THE THREE OF THEM! HOORAY

Also his chip is probably deactivated now. Someone should realize it. And now the Initiative gets shut down! HUZZAH! Oh no the colonel died : ( He kind of redeemed himself

S4E22 – Season 4 Finale, Part 2

Alright, what the actual fuck is this going to be about? Backlash from the spirits who killed Adam?

It’s great to see them back together I’m still confused about the plot. But yeah they all zonked out fast

A dream sequence. This is…interesting. Who’s going to find out about Willow? What is she writing on Tara’s back? Tara still gives me odd feelings though. A DREAM VILLAIN! Oh dear here we go

YAY OZ! Even if it was brief, is stoic looks made me laugh so hard. And now Willow is embarrassed. She’s hiding from her family about being a lesbian? Is that Buffy with short hair? Oh it’s about coming out : (

Oh my gosh I feel so bad for Willow. Uggghhh that’s so horrible. Is that her father?

NOOO Willow if people find out it will be okay ;_; don’t fret too much. She’s back to her old school days WHEDON WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BONE TO PICK ABOUT MY EMOTIONAL TRAUMA FROM THIS

Xander is probably dreaming right now too. Yeah, he doesn’t notice Willow. DREAM

Now Joyce and Xander making eyes at each other? This is really weird

Giles and Spike swinging is adorable. I’m not sure about Xander’s dream. Probably about being a “loser”

Yep definitely, given Anya’s line of questioning. Also terrible greenscreen driving

Wow Xander. What a dream to have you gutter mind you. Also being pursued though

Okay cheese slice guy is a common thread. I am so goddamn confused right now

Xander also be tripping. And followed by something. I KNEW IT HAD TO DO WITH THAT SPELL

And now he’s in ‘Nam briefly. Setting up next season’s antagonist? A long running foe?

GAH SNYDER CALLBACK. This is really fucking weird right now. Explain please

Always back to the basement for Xander. How poetic.

Now on to Giles. I expect Jenny will appear in this one. Hypnotism. Giles has a baby and Olivia is there?

WOAH BUFFY IN THE NEGATIVE. He tripping so hard. And Spike too. Why is Olivia tied up? Giles can either stay a watcher or become a family man I guess. MORE CHEESE GUY WHY? Future antagonist?

Haha this Anya comedy. HE’S SINGING NOW HOORAY! I KNEW IT THAT THE SPELL WAS THE PROBLEM

Okay, is this setting up the big bad evil for next season? I am so confused.

Now on to Buffy. She has to kill it. Buffy is being warned of something? Is Tara connected? Like I said, she still kinda gives me the willies. Who’s Riley sitting with? A psychologist? Oh pre-Adam guy

Haha pillow fort! Is this how Buffy fears being unarmed against overwhelming odds?

Still no clue on the enemy. Only that he is fierce and killing Giles. TARA IS HERE TOO. WHAT THE FUCK IS HER ROLE IN ALL OF THIS. IS THIS…THE FIRST SLAYER? Oh it’s about how Buffy must be alone as the Slayer. What the fuck is cheese guy still doing here?

Buffy can just ignore her it seems. Buffy SAVED THEM ALL!!!

Does this mean Buffy is going to get crazy powers later on?