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Secret footage from a meeting of the Game of Thrones showrunners where they discuss the plot of the most recent episode.

D explaining to the other D the plot of episode 3

00:00 - 00:05 The fans are like: get it on, let the Long Night begin,

00:05 - 00:07 let the Night King finally kill some characters.

00:07 - 00:10 But I'm like: "What do you want us to do?"

00:11 - 00:16 "What are we supposed to do with him?" But then I figured it out.

00:17 - 00:21 Night King will be defeated in the first battle.

00:21 - 00:24 At Winterfell.

00:29 - 00:31 Just like that.

00:31 - 00:34 Arya will kill him while jumping out of nowhere.

00:38 - 00:40 Literally.

00:41 - 00:47 Night King wins but Arya teleports behind him and stabs him with that Littlefinger's dagger.

00:47 - 00:50 And all those wights fall like dominoes

00:50 - 00:56 and the White Walkers are destroyed without even fighting anyone.

00:58 - 00:59 Subverting...

00:59 - 01:01 Subverting expectations...

01:04 - 01:06 Who would expect Arya to kill him?

01:06 - 01:08 All those prophecies thrown away.

01:13 - 01:14 Azor Ahai.

01:14 - 01:16 Who the hell even is that guy?

01:16 - 01:20 And The Prince That Was Promised. All fake outs.

01:21 - 01:27 Jon who was foreshadowed to fight the Night King will stay in the courtyard shouting at an undead dragon.

01:35 - 01:36 And then we have Bran

01:36 - 01:39 who just sits there... doing nothing at all.

01:41 - 01:44 But no, seriously, it's a brilliant plot twist.

01:44 - 01:47 We are going to replicate the feel of the Red Wedding

01:47 - 01:49 but like the opposite way.

01:50 - 01:53 Every protagonist survives.

01:54 - 01:56 Everyone.

01:56 - 01:58 Arya will remove the main threat from existence

01:58 - 02:03 by sneaking past a thousand wights and by surprising the Night King like "Hello there".

02:05 - 02:07 With a single blow.

02:10 - 02:11 And we will move...

02:11 - 02:13 we will move...

02:15 - 02:17 we will move back to Cersei

02:17 - 02:20 to that wine sipping cunt and to that Disney pirate.

02:21 - 02:28 The fans will be expecting the Long Night but instead they will get more Cersei being a "mastermind".

02:29 - 02:30 Cersei is the final villain?

02:30 - 02:32 She is the Big Bad.

02:36 - 02:39 All that build up for the White Walkers,

02:40 - 02:42 and we will completely subvert it in a single episode.

02:50 - 02:55 The hardcore fans will probably kill us.

02:56 - 02:58 What are we going to do when the episode airs?

02:58 - 03:04 I'm going to be somewhere far away hiding from the angry fans' pitchforks.

03:04 - 03:09 They will be pretty angry. And I don't care about that to be honest.

03:09 - 03:11 I think it's ingenious plot twist.

03:16 - 03:20 And about Bran...

03:23 - 03:27 he will be completely useless until the end of the series.