It’s around the turn of the millennium, and not everyone trusts that newfangled internet. (OK, those people might have been wiser than we knew.) In fact, pilot fish reports, he had a family member who was so paranoid about the dangers of the internet that they had to rename their intranet as the “Iweb.” Says fish: “‘Intranet,’ you see, sounded too much like ... well, you know.”

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