Danny Devito as DC Villian

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I don't give a fuck about who plays Batman. No fucks at all. All I want to see is Danny Devito reprise his role as the penguin so he can win the Oscar he truly deserves.



and the entire duration of the movie, I want him to be breaking the third wall, calling the new Batman a "Michael Keaton wanabee". And referencing "bat-nipples" and "Mr. Freeze being the governor of California."



Then after his award winning performance as the penguin in this Batman Reboot. Warner brothers will have to make a sequel



This time with a different villian. All the trailers leading up to the release of (let's call it batman 2) only show Batman and tease at who the villian is. We think it's the Riddler but never see him on screen, only references and clues Batman finds. Warner Brothers never even tells you who is playing him before the movie releases. Then... Bam it's Fucking DANNY DEVITO IN A GREEN RUBBER FULL BODY SUIT.



And Batman is fucking baffled. Like what the shit is the penguin doing here?? I'm looking for the Riddler. But Danny ain't having it. Danny IS THE RIDDLER. So now we have another Batman movie with Danny Devito stealing the spotlight like the absolute Gem he is.



Then they continue this for an entire series with Danny Devito playing EVERY FUCKING ANTAGONIST IN THE DC UNIVERSE.







they even make a suicide squad movie where each member of the team is Danny Devito. And there's clear cuts where he dips out of frame dressed in a fucking DeadShot costume. Then reappears 2 seconds later, out of breath. And dressed as Harley Quinn



That would put Marvel out of business in a heartbeat.