“Astolfo and D’Eon hang out so much because they’re both chaotic and french and trans” I say into the mic.



the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame, when a voice commands silence in the room.

“she’s right” she says. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 3rd row stands: D’Eon wearing a “let’s wine about it” shirt

