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SUNDAY MAGAZINE for NOVEMBER 2. ltS

Will You Try the Battle

Creek Life for 30 Days?

WW Yea Eat the rmtomwA Live

the LB Oar Experts Receeuaead?

D YhIuJIj fiat tilePwhctJ fill?

Tell us then if you are ailing or if in

'good health that 70U wish to remain so

Let us send you our lxxk. It is very in

teresting. The life it recommends you can

live in your own home. You ought to

read it.

Nowhere else are so many specialists

studying this one thing alone how to get

well and how to slay well. No organiza

tion anywhere has been so successful.

None other is so near the truth. And the

basis of all this is right food right living

keeping the stomach right.

All this we explain in our book. Explain

clearly logically interestingly so that

you may understand. Isn't it worth the

mere effort of writing us simply to know?

Won't you ask for our book to-day'

Address.The Battle Creek Sanitarium Co..

Ltd., Dept. A 00. Battle Creek. Michigan.

Curious Gleanings

By Penn Steele

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MCKESSON & ROBBIES - SOt-E aciNTS.

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CANON VERSUS CONAN

CIR ARTHUR COXAX DOYLE tells

this story against himself: The mother

hu icnor of a County Cork convent is a

great admirer of Canon Doyle, a dis

tinguished Roman Catholic ecclesiastic

of that region Entering a local Iwok

store. she picked up a copy of ' Micah

Clarke," and misreading the author's

name as Canon instead of Co nan, she

purchased it. It was read aloud for edi

fication at the midday meal in the refec

tory. The edification in the opening

chapters was not flagrantly apparent.

There was love-making, there was fight

ing, there was an unmistakably worldly

tone. The novices were thrilled. The

older nuns were startled.

"Well, well." said the mother superior,

"the dear Canon is preparing us for a

miracle of grace. The frivolous flirt and

the bloody-minded heretical warrior will

no doubt be converted in time."

Then came the awakening. Some one

perceived that the title-page liore the

word Conan instead of Canon. The dis

covery reached the car of the mother

superior.

"Well, well." said she. "the Wk

seller of whom we Ixiught the lKik is a

pious man. and now that we have tuid

for U. we should be wasteful not to read

it to the end."

HALL CAINB AND NELSON PACE

LI ALL CAIN'E'S recent visit to this

country reminded a certain American

novelist of an incident that occurred on

Caine's former visit.

At a Kinquct given in his honor in a

certain mctrojiolis, Thomas Nelson Page

had been invited to introduce the guest

of the evening.

Just before the toasts began Page's

right-hand ncighlior jias-sed liU menu

around the table with the request that

Caine should lead the usual "autograph

ing" with hU signature.

"Good idea." said Page. "I'll send my

card along also. I've got to introduce

Hall Caine in a few minutes, and I want

to lie able to say that I have read some

thing he has written."

PUNNING EPITAPHS

DOES the following epitaph engraved

on an eighteenth-century tomb in

the cemetery at Swcdcslioro. New-Jersey

throw any liht ujron the familiar

phrase. ' His name was Mud ?

' Here lie-. .Matthew Mud. Death ilil him no

j hurt

When alive lie was Mail, and now, dead, he's

liut dirt

If not. it is at least a curious addition

to the list of epitaphs which n..re or le

innocently pla with the names of men

and women who are no more.

A classical instance is Swift's epitaph

on the Earl of Kildarc

Whr. killed Kildare U'h . dans! Kild in- ti

kill1

IhMth VilltsJ Ktldire who dare kill aIm.tii he

UlU

But although this was uritleti after

the Earl's death, and was accepted as a

compliment by his relatives, it does nit

actually appear upon Kildare's tomb.

Therefore, it belongs to that group of

facetious personalities in mortuary verse

which the wits of the eighteenth century

were so addicted to. and which finds its

capstone in Oliver Goldsmith's immortal

"Retaliation." More to the point is the

famous epitaph on Sir John Strange,

said to be actually extant in a London

suburban cemetery:

Here lies an honest lawyer.

That is Strange'

John White, a member of the Rump

Parliament, who died in 1646. has this

effusively complimentary couplet en

graved on his tomb:

Here lies a John, a hunting, shining light.

Whose name, life, actions, all alike were White.

Whether the following is genuine or

not, it is impossible to say

Here lies one Box within another.

The one of wood was very good;

We cannot say so much for t'other.

A Norwich. England, cemetery boasts

of the following :

Here lies one Fuote, whose death may thou

sands save.

For Death hath now one foot within the grave.

The name of Foote obviously prompts

to punning. It suggested the following

pretended epitaph to a waggish friend of

Samuel Foote the comedian:

Foote from his earthly stage, alas' is hurled.

Death took him off, who took otT all the world.

A tombstone in Otsego County. New-

lork, bears this alarming inscription:

John hunts.

Had Henry Ward Beccher seen this

stone? one may wonder. Probably not.

Yet one of the jests against himself

which the late Colonel Roliert G. Inger

soll most acutely enjoyed was Beecher's

friendly suggestion to him of the epitaph

K"lert Mums.

BELL MADE FROM PIPES

THERE is a liell in Tokio. Jajn.

which is made from toliacco pipes.

So says the legend insorilied around the

outside in four languages. English.

French. German and Japanese.

The English version runs as follows

This lclf. cast in the city of Tokio. Ja(Mn

lU-ccmWr 10. iSiji. hy Tsuda Sen, is mailt

fnim the metal of tokuco iies of more than

a thousand men. nmr slaves, now freemen

The story is that in i8q a woman

missionary from America waged war on j

totMcco-sinoking and iersuadcd over

one thousand men to forswear the habit

They therefore had no further use for

their metal pijies. which were melted

down and cast in the form of a bell

The metal resembles bronze and the bell

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Weak, Run-down Persons

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Without a drop of oil or disagreeable

feature, Yinol contains all the medicinal

elements of cod liver oil actually taken from

the fresh cody livers.

By our process the oil. having no value

either as a medicine or food, is separated

from the medicinal elements and thrown

away.

Unlike old-fashioned cod liver oil and

emulsions, Vinol is deliriously palatable,

agreeable to the weakest stomach, and there

fore an unequaled tonic reconstructar.

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LET US GIV TliAMKS

Dx Clinton bcollard

I it us give thanks for all the golden hoard

from out of rientv's heapd chalice toured

The never-ceasing wonder-wealth of earth.

Fruit of its flowering, guerdon of its girth.

Against the hour of .gnawing need, tijistored'

For the wreathed olive and the she.it hid sword.

That the grim war-god is no more adored.

For (MAice and brotherhoml and dark hate's de:irth.

Let its give thank-'

By laths inscrutable we are guided tmunl

Higher ideals long ago implored

Heeds, thoughts and instincts of a lot tier worth.

Ave. inspirations of diviner birth

For this uplifting unt thee, O Lord.

Lei u ;.. thanks'

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