Are you wondering where I was lat week?

Did I miss because of work?

Nope.

Did I miss because of school?

Nope.

Did I miss because of vacation?

Nope

Did I miss because of laziness?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

sorry I meant to post but just….beds are comfy. Sorry.

So when we left off, The house was filled with three babies, a dog, a puppy, and two young adults

Me, Xal, and Xen have essentially just been…

Let’s see how everyone’s doing.

Xal has been playing with both girls a whole lot, noticing the little differences between them. Xem has a toothier grin then her sister, but Xin scrunches up her face when she’s learning.

Dad’s also working hard with the children. With Xem he’s trying to help her walk as he’s seen the way she glares at her sister when she waddles around all proud. With her mother she seem’s to get angry and give up, but with Xen she pick’s her self up when she falls and seem’s more determined to make it over to his arms.

With Xin he’s trying to make her smile more. She never seem’s to smile, always focused and serious.

He seem’s to be doing a pretty good job on that front as well. Maybe it’s just because he’s tickling and no one with a soul can’t help but smile at tickling.

The girl’s brighten up his day, at work it’s been kind of stressful with him trying to make the team, so spending time trying to make the girl’s learn or giggle always cheer’s him up.

And don’t think for a second he’s forgotten about Xanl. He’s still his little man. His birthdays coming up soon too, but he really doesn’t believe that his son’s about to become a child. He’s to cute to get any bigger.

Hey Xal good to see you took that cooking with Xim’s episode to heart

Xal:Shutthefuckup

jeez. Also look at the stove. The house is falling into disrepair with three babies

AND HEY IT’S SOMEBODIES BIRTHDAY!

Mom and dad are very excited to celebrate their children’s first birthday, but mom calls dibs on holding him.

Xal:See you do it like this

*Spits on cake*

Xal:Good job, now we know which piece is daddies.

What?

XANLER is evolving!

XANLER evolved into CHILD

Xanl:What the fuck is on my forehead?

Well let me explain.

So the mate of the next queen get’s a mark on his forehead. It’s mostly just to show he’s special.

Xanl:Seem’s kind of pointless.

Shutthefuckup IF I WANNA ADD POINTLESS COOL LOOKING SHIT TO MY SIMS THEN I WILL!

Here’s a better picture. He’s gained the Good perk.

He’s pretty happy, constantly running around and playing with everything.

Holy fuck Xal…this is a step back. This picture is…holy shit it’s terrible.

Xanl and Xem are playing a lot, No matter where he goes she waddles after him on her unbalanced legs and tugs at his pants trying to get his attention.

They quickly become inseparable, and he starts calling her ducky because of how she waddles.

With the music it kind of look’s like he’s teaching her how to dance.

He’s also started working out with dad now. Xen say’s he need’s to get strong so that one day he can protect the next queen, he’s not sure what it means but he’s taking it very seriously.

He decides that since one day he’ll have to be strong and brave like his dad he’ll look under his bed. It’s not like anything can really be down there. Right?

*claw appears*

I mean what’s really creepy about the monster’s under the bed is that you have to ask. Is there really a monster under the bed or is the kid imagining it and we’re seeing it like that? I mean…when I was a kid I watched gremlins when I was wayyyy to young to understand the difference between life and movies and until I was about 16 I LEAPT from that fucking bed because I thought something might be under it. And don’t even get me STARTED on my closet.

You know I’m just gonna say it’s

THIS under his fucking bed. Fucking husks.

Xanl runs to his mom crying and throws himself in her arms.

Xanl:Mom! I thought I could be brave like dad. I looked under the bed and….Mom there was something under my bed!

Xal laughs and say’s he’ll sleep with her tonight, and then make’s Xen check if somethings under the bed.

She is a coward remember.

So Xanl and Xal sleep in the same bed that tonight, both a bit scared of what’s under Xanl’s bed, and under-cooked food.

But there is one awkward thing in this…

Mom sleeps naked.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK EVERYONE!