...to find I had been waiting for a package containing petrified poop. An interesting choice...not very witty or entertaining for a joke gift. It would have been nice to have the third page of the description note, at least that was an interesting read.

In the spirit of fun and games, I have plans for the petrified doo doo.

And to my dear Secret Santa, I wish you the most wonderful holiday filled with every joy and happiness you deserve.