You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi :)

You: asl?

Stranger: wanna talk horny f 21 us

(*I decide to entertain this a bit and see what happens*)

You: uhm... ok... im 16m but i am too.

Stranger: okay:) lets get it on!!!!

You: well then, how's your body?

Stranger: well my boobs are so big they stick out so far they are farther then my nose ass so juicy:) im a porn star by the way:)

You: that doesnt sound too legit...

Stranger: dont worry baby i would have left if i wansn't legit

You: umm, not necessarily but ok...

Stranger: lets meet i wanna fuck tonight

(*Things are looking sketchy as fuck at this point, but i keep going*)

You: ... yeah because a porn star wants to come and fuck me. and where do you live?

Stranger: i live in louisana but i wil take a car to get fucked by u baby:)

You: im all the way in new york... and being 16 its a school day. so im really not sure if its possible.

Stranger: OK well guess what im a guy u just got fucked hahahahahhahahahahahahahah sucks to be fucked ass hole u aint getiing no pussy u ass hole especially a 21 year olds sucks to get fucked doesnt it ass hole

You: see. i knew this was sketchy as fuck

Stranger: haha ass hole go suck ur own dick mutha fucka

You: fuck off asshole. as if a 21 year old porn start would fuck a random 16 year old anyway.

Stranger: ya u ass hole thats what u get go to school and get a degree instaed of being a fucking screw up dick wade

You: dude you opened the conversation with 21f horny. im fucking going to college douchebag so get a life and stop trolling teens on a chat site.

Stranger: guess what im 13 u fucker u just got PWNED ASS HOLE HAHAHA GET A LIFE U FUCKER

You: that makes it worse.

Stranger: i was seeing how fucking ridiculous u fucking idoit s are u just got fucking OWNED BITHC

You: that doesnt prove anything. your just exploiting the natural desires of a teenager. you fucking idiot.

Stranger: FUCK U ASS HOLE at least im not a fucking idiot looking for the cheapest crap i get on a fucking gay ass website go get a life and grow up ua ass hole

You: im actually on here to MEET FRIENDS. you know, out of BOREDOM.

You: opening with horny sort of changes those intentions, dont you think?

Stranger: WELL GO GET A FUCKING LIFE INSTEAD OF HIDING BEHIND A FUCKING COMPUTER LOOKING FOR GAY ASS SHIT U A HOLE

Stranger: UR FUCKING 16 U SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET UR OWN SHIT AND IF U CANT UR A FAILURE GO SUCK UR DICK

You: sorry, i have to go live my life now. have fun telling guys your a porn star fucking them for no apparent reason. i can just imagine your high voice yelling at me right now xD

Stranger: well now u can tell ur friends u got fucking pwned by a 13 year old bitch

Stranger: even though its kinda fuck off

You: actually i'll word it like, you know theres some pathetic 13 year old out there posing as a 21 year old porn star? he thinks its funny to troll people, meanwhile hes such a loser he has to pose as a porn star on a chat site.

Stranger: UR THE FUCKING GAY ONE U ASS HOLE GOING AROUND ON CHAT SITES GET A LIFE U ASS HOLE U PROBABLY A NO GOOD FAT ASS WHO SITS ON THE COMPUTER 24/7

You: yup. im gonna go text my friends about it right now and tell them about this. they'll have a good laugh.

Stranger: WELL UR FRIENDS R A ASS HOLE BECAUSE U CANT EVEN GET FUCKED BY A GIRL U ASS HOLE WAY TO GO U GOT PWNED BY A 13 YEAR OLD ASS HOLE

You: i notice you say "ass hole" a lot. i think you need something. i would suggest some other site tho to get your gay fix.

Stranger: YA ASS HOLE GO SUCK UR OWN AND MAYBE U CAN GET SOME USSY ASS HOLE

You: mhmm. come back and tell me that when your balls drop.

Stranger: MY GAYNESS UR SO GAY U PROBABLY WALK BY UR GIRL FRIEND AND ACT LIKE A FUCKING MIME UR AN ASSSSSSSS HOLLLLLEEE THATS RIGHT I SAID AGAIN FUCK OFF

You: oh look, one of my friends said this is hilarious. and when did i mention a girl friend?

Stranger: YA U SAYD B4, SO THEN WHY DONT U FUCK HER INSTEAD OF LOOKING OF GAY SHIT ONLINE

Stranger: GET OWNED

Stranger: BITHC

Stranger: I DINT GIVE AN ASS HOLR

You: are you like retarded?

Stranger: FUCK U

Stranger: WELL UR LOOKING FOR SOME OTHER SHIT U ASS HOLE ITS CALED A RELATIONSHIP NOT A FUCKING PART TIME DEAL ASSSSSSSS HOLEEEE

You: i am not. turn your fucking caps lock off.

Stranger: FUCK U

You: its sad, you'll be behind that computer your whole life, bro

You: and you know it

Stranger: BRO IM NOT UR BRO IM NOT UR HOE EITHER BITCH FUCKING GET OWNE

You: still trying to burn me? i obviously am in control right now.

Stranger: NO UR NOT IM FUCKING 3 YAERS YOUNGER AND U ACT LIKE A FUCCKING PUSSY

You: no i think its an accomplishment that you have such horrendous grammar and a caps lock that seems to be glued down....

Stranger: GUESS WHAT BITCH I HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFIREND AND IVE BEEN GOING OUT WITH HER FIR FUCKING 2 YAERS ILL GET WHAT U GET IN ANOTHER 1000 FUCKING YEARS BRO GET BITCH SLAPPED

You: mhmm. yep.

You: im fucking done with you. hey, you might even make the front page of reddit.

Stranger: LAZY AZZ PEICE OF SHIT BO LIFEE FUCKING IDOIT FUCCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GO GET A FUCKING LIFE BITCH OH SRRY U CAN BECAUSE OF UR GAYNESSS

Stranger: CANT* SHIT I SCREWED UP HAHAHA

You: excuse me, my friend's calling me on skype. i'll be sure to keep that in mind though

You: have a nice day useless shit

Stranger: u too mutha fucka

You: smile for reddit