ORANGE, CA—Checking over his shoulder to make sure no one else was within earshot, area man Derek Jordan reportedly felt deeply ashamed of himself Wednesday after a cashier at a local fast-food restaurant read his order back to him. “Yeah, yeah, okay—you got it,” said a mortified Jordan, cringing and staring downward at the counter as the cashier continued to list off each of his items one by one, several of which she made a point to note he had ordered with extra cheese. “Yup, uh-huh, that’s everything. Jesus.” Sources reported that Jordan was then too humiliated to look the cashier in the eye when she handed him his order several moments later, immediately retreating to the most isolated booth in the restaurant, furthest from any other patrons or windows.

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