A Florida man faces domestic violence charges after he hit his wife with a bat because she ate all of his french fries.

Fernando Guzman Cruz, 32, is accused of hitting his 51-year-old wife with a wooden bat Friday after she ate all the French fries, TC Palm reports.

The Indiantown man became enraged, according to Marin county sheriffs, and started to yell, swear and throw things around their trailer around 2 a.m.

Cruz missed hitting his wife with the 12-inch bat several times before he threw her on the living room bed and locked the door when she tried to escape three times. He finally hit her with the bat in the right calf and foot.

Cruz was charged with felony false imprisonment, domestic battery and domestic assault. He has been arrested four times since 2008 for domestic incidents involving his wife. She has declined to prosecute in all cases.

Police said Cruz smelled strongly of alcohol and most likely was intoxicated at the time of the most recent incident.

Wife: I’ll take the fries, but hold the assault.

“Fries” photo by Gudlyf