We finally have a Half Life movie, unfortunately it's not the J.J. Abrams-Valve venture we have been all hoping for.

In fact, it's nowhere even related to the iconic video game franchise, although the movie's plotline sounds supiciously like the first Half Life game. Sample this:

"A safety inspector at a remote nuclear power plant begins to have doubts about the sanity -- or perhaps the identities -- of two of her key employees."

A safety inspector? A remote nuclear power plant? Sounds all too familiar, even though the plot seems to lean towards a psycho-thriller rather than an alien invasion and a man in a suit with a lisp.

This room looks a bit...familiar, too.

The movie, directed by Dagen Merrill, was previously named 'Deep Burial' and stars Lost's Dominic Monaghan, Tom Sizemore, and Sarah Habel.

I guess with Valve's no-show on the Half Life front, this is all we deserve at the moment.