Introducing the amazing new Penta-Lawn 2000!

The most resilient lawn ever! It's fire proof!

It's skid proof!

It even repels plane debris! Exclusively tested at the Pentagon on September 11, 2001 On September 11, 2001, a bunch of mean nasty Arab terrorists hijacked American Airlines Flight 77, a Boeing 757 fully loaded with fuel, and crashed it at ground level into the west side wall of the Pentagon Ouch! That must have hurt!

Just think what this would do to your lawn

after an explosion like this. Plane debris, skid marks,

fire burns, jet fuel, luggage, body parts, yuck! You would

have to shell out thousands of dollars to clean up this mess!



But wait, this is not your ordinary lawn!

This is the Penta-Lawn 2000! "Some eyewitnesses believe the plane actually hit the ground at the base of the Pentagon first, and then skidded into the building." -CBS "As eyewitnesses described and photographs demonstrate, the hijacked airliner dived so low as it approached the Pentagon that it actually hit the ground first, thereby dissipating much of the energy that might otherwise have caused more extensive damage to the building." -Snopes.com "But I think the blessing here might have been that the airplane hit before it hit the building, it hit the ground, and a lot of energy might have gone that way. That's what it appeared like." -CNN "What -- or who -- caused Flight 77 to hit ground first, diffusing most of its destructive energy before it slammed into the Pentagon?" -ESPN / MSN