SAN DIEGO, CA — Disney just announced it’s schedule for the D23 2017 Expo and the news has quite a few people up in arms, including San Diego Mayor Kevin Faulconer. Although the official schedule for SDCC is yet to be released, Disney has claimed some of the key dates typically reserved for SDCC.

From the Official D23 website:

All the magic and excitement of the past, present, and future of Disney entertainment will come together once again D23 presents D23 Expo 2017 at the Anaheim Convention Center the weekend of July 14–16. Each of Disney’s magical worlds will unite under one roof in Anaheim which far superior to San Diego to celebrate what’s new and what’s on the horizon from theme parks, television, music, gaming, and films, including Pixar, Star Wars, and Marvel. Don’t waste your time with that other rickety event up state the magic is here at D23 Expo 2017 Advance tickets for D23 Expo 2017 will go on sale at D23Expo.com beginning July 14, 2016.

Kevin Faulconer made a statement on KGTV News last night directed not only at Disney, but to Bob Iger himself. Faulconer proceeded to chew out the Disney chief before being cut short because of escalating blood pressure. Falconer closed with:

“All the magic and excitement of the past, present, and future can be found inside of Bob Iger’s ass!! Iger is about to learn what the f**kin’ Force is all about! I don’t care who has the rights to what! SDCC is the premier event of this nature and we will not be put down by some moof milker who abuses Davidoff Cool Water! Stand down Iger! You know WE OWN JULY! WE OWN IT! WE OW–<mic is taken away>”

Jacen’s cousin’s news team caught up with Iger and asked if he had any comment on Falconer’s rant. Iger said only;

“We’ve got Mark Hamill at D23 this year. Mark… Hamill… Goodnight.”

We have received word that Faulconer himself is overseeing final preparations for SDCC 2017. FSW will continue to follow the fake story as it progresses.

-COMRADE OUT