Miranda Lambert covers the new issue of Rolling Stone and inside the magazine she makes some surprising revelations about her private life, celebrity obsessions, and...willingness to throw down in drunken bar brawls?!

Things start off innocently enough, with the singer addressing the seemingly endless Miranda Lambert pregnancy rumors: "I'm, like, really magical," she says. "I've been pregnant for two and a half years."

She then goes on to reveal that she's a huge Beyonce fan: "She's a girl from Houston who's worked her butt off to get where she is."

Then, Miranda's husband, Blake Shelton, chimes in and things get a little weird:

Speaking of Miranda's toughness, Shelton says, "People always try to pop off or call her bluff at bars. One of them, I don't want to say the guy's name, but he's the lead singer of a very popular rock band. His initials are C.K."

After realizing that Louis C.K. is neither a rock singer nor the type a guy to pick a fight with a girl, the Internet concluded that Shelton must be talking about Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger.

There have long been rumors that Lambert drinks a lot (there are no such rumors about Shelton as he just openly admits that he's a boozer), but is she really such a badass that she's knocking out members of crappy Canadian bands in bars?!

Let's hope so! Miranda, you have out undying respect.