MIDDLE class people have spent a ‘Day of Rage’ protesting about IKEA, supermarket tomatoes and the quality of their workplace coffee.

Jane Thompson, from Stevenage, said: “Why can’t IKEA furniture be just that little bit sturdier? And the straps on the yellow bags really cut into my shoulder. Also, they used to do these lovely goblet wine glasses. Why did they stop?

“Because they’re evil, Swedish sons of bitches.”

Tom Logan, from Swindon, said: “I’ve repeatedly asked Carol, the office manager, to order Café Bustelo or at least Douwe Egberts. My friends’ workplaces have espresso machines, meanwhile I’m treated like a manual labourer.

“Yes, I suppose it is like a form of apartheid.”

Alice Wilson, from Edinburgh, added: “Look at the inside of this tomato. Is it red? No, it is not. It’s a sort of orangey-pink. It may as well be beige.

“When I go to the Dordogne in July I can buy beautiful, deep red tomatoes from the local Super U. Sort this shit out Sainsbury’s or I’m putting a fucking brick through your window.”