Lockheed Martin Is A Coalition Of Concerned Citizens

What I most appreciate about this new astroturf group Hands Off the Internet is the shamelessness of their self-description:

Hands Off The Internet is a nationwide coalition of Internet users...

Sure, you bet. Though to be fair, of course, in a certain sense it is true AT&T, BellSouth, Alcatel and the National Association of Manufacturers are "a coalition of internet users."