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Paul Dawson, twin brother of Chris Dawson, has arrested himself today so he can be with his brother once again.

Known for their time spent playing Rugby League in the Newtown Jets, the Dawson brothers came back into the public eye in 2018 following the success of the Teacher’s Pet podcast, which followed the 1982 disappearance of Chris’s wife Lyn and reminded everyone just how freaky and gross twins can be.

Over the course of a dozen episodes, the podcast gives insight into the closeness of the Dawson twins who switched codes from union to league just so they could stay together.

It appears however, the athlete the twins most closely resemble may be OJ Simpson, as Chris Dawson has now been arrested in relation to his first wife’s death.

Not wanting to be away from his brother or risk people forgetting that he is the alpha-twin, Paul Dawson has now handed himself and in return, hopes to be able to share a cell with his twin brother.

A statement by the Dawson’s family lawyer, inferior non-twin brother Peter Dawson, stated the brothers are hoping to spend the rest of their life in prison together if found guilty, reminiscing about simpler times when you wife could disappear and you could replace her with your high school student lover and everything was fine.