All of Dec's rants were printed (by Dec) onto various flyers, which he mass-mailed to random people, businesses and media all over the world. In the mid-1980s, one of these bundles was sent to radio DJ Doc Britton who recorded audio versions of some of Dec's rants, sparking interest in Francis. You can listen to Doc's recordings below, via some of the individual pages for the rants. The newly recovered rants also contain their own audio files, recorded much more recently by other fans of Francis (me included)! I VERY highly recommend listening to the recordings whilst reading the transcripts, as it will greatly enhance the experience! Dec's rants can also be read in their original format by clicking on the miniatures located at the bottom of each transcript. I hope the wacky world of Dec will bring you just as much laughter and amazement as it has brought me over the years! I would also very much like to extend my humble thanks to each and every person who has contributed towards making this page the most complete source of Dec available anywhere! Thank you all so very, very much!