Bad guys have it all. They steal the cash, get the hot chicks, drive nice cars, and to make matters worse, they also get expensive cushy thrones to cradle their despicable behinds. The Villain Chair is just another one of those things that make being bad so much fun.

Padded with twenty striking geometric rectangles that are upholstered in handsome burgundy leather, the Villain Chair screams cold-hearted bastardo. The bucket seat, supported by a retro-style chrome base, swivels to provide 360 degrees of comfort to promote long hours of wrongdoing. It measures about 90cm by 90cm and is about 120cm tall.

Handmade using steel, chrome and 20 padded leather facets on formed aluminium, the Villain Chair’s semi-cocooned shape will envelop your inhuman form to perfection – until you decide to swivel round and reveal your identity to your cronies or sack the layabout in IT: “You know this organization does not tolerate failure.” Aaaaaargh!

The Villain Chair is quite an exclusive buy at the sinister price of £4,500, €4,050, or$7,335 US at Firebox.com.

Another chair we’ve posted about that falls into the “so not fair” category is the Ferrari F430 Scuderia Carbon Fiber Chair.