Celebrities are people just like us. They eat just like us, they sleep just like us and they put their $700 jeans on one leg at a time just like us. So, it should come as no surprise that some of them start batshit insane blogs like some non-famous people do, too.

7 Rosie O'Donnell - "R Blog"

If You Must Read It

You can find it HERE.

Rosie O'Donnell's "R Blog" serves as a chronicle of her waning sanity. This is evident in the borderline incoherent writing style that she employs when discussing any and everything. For example, have a guess at what she's talking about in this post ...

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"as the lines all blur

together

into the brightest yellow

i saw a light

they say

those who went and came back

follow it

if u can"

Ok, time's up. Did you say "Oprah?" Congratulations! You're goddamned crazy also!

As an outspoken lefty, her blog is surprisingly light on the Bush bashing. But, when she does decide to copy and paste something someone else said about Bush into one of her posts, the fire and passion displayed when she occasionally adds a sentence of her own at the end is truly inspiring. Such as when she pasted this bit from the Washington Post, then declared to America, "we r lost."

The rest of the entries provide a disturbing look into the mind of a former comedian (and we can't stress the "former" part enough) with way too much time on her hands now that her gig on The View has reached its merciful conclusion. Among the various nonsensical posts are several videos of a squirrel Rosie has decided is named Shady who, for your enjoyment, performs several acts of animal cuteness such as eating, staring and walking around.

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!

Keep in mind, Rosie is a married mother of four adopted kids. That she still fits in time to always be looking out the same window, camera at the ready, waiting for a fucking squirrel to show up so she can post a video of it on her blog suggests that the early stages of Jack Nicholson in The Shining-style cabin fever may have already set in. No work and all play makes Rosie a very crazy broad.

Words of Wisdom:

"today

out in the bay

there r no words

really

80 % say conspiracy re jfk

hmmmm

gonna get a ? of the day button

this will b fun

maybe a graph

pie chart

something

dolphins

a nudge

from above

4 me"