It has finally come: Microsoft's all-new Surface Pro 3—all-new in the sense that it's third in a trilogy of devices. Where the second was actually just a rehashing of the original, the third is showing some promise of striking out on its own. Good for you, Surface Pro 3! Time to confirm or deny the only way we know how—it's teardown time.

Alternative names that Microsoft probably considered for the Surface Pro 3:

Surface Pro: Return of the King

Surface Pro III: The Search for Spock

Sufrace Pro: With a Vengeance

Surface Pro and the Last Crusade

Surface Pro: Rise of the Machines

Surface Pro: Revolutions

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