Ok, so we can’t give you a water tight guarantee that these pickup lines will work, but we can assure you they’ll give you a giggle. Plus, they’ve been put into some super beautiful lettering by Lucy Giller! Have you got any to add?

Vienna pickup line for those who you think might appreciate real estate. Nothing sexier than real estate. (wink, wink)

Who said there are no reasons to love the U6?

A simple Vienna pickup line for a simple truth.

If they haven’t seen the film when you try out this pickup line, then there’s your opening – ‘Oh, well I just so happen to be able to stream it at my place.’

Maybe only use this one on your established girlfriend/ boyfriend. Otherwise, before you try this Vienna pickup line, be sure to ensure the person you’re trying it on has a sense of humour. DO NOT (we repeat) DO NOT try this one on a cold approach in a bar.

It’s a thing…ok, maybe it’s not, but how pretty does it look in the lettering?! This Vienna pickup line is for the adventurous and open minded amongst us.

Ready? On 1, 2, 3 – AWWWWWW! You can maybe even add a line afterwards – ‘ I particularly like the jam inside’…wait!..what??!!

When Lucy said she’ll create lettering and graphics for this Vienna pickup line, we couldn’t wait to see what she came up with. She did an upstanding job, don’t you think? (sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves)