"That place is sealed up tighter than Togami's butt!" - Makoto Naegi I love that naegi out of all people said this Togamis butt is hotter than a deep fried meme- Toko: I would know I stare at it a lot- This is why we stan Naegami, guys.

2 "If you were penetrated by something that big and thick, you would die instantly!" - Sonia Nevermind

"Don't put me on the same level as that VIRGIN! I might...catch...his VIRGINITY!" - Hifumi Yamada Hifumi you are a virgin yourself Thanks hifumi very cool ouch, roasting your own level here Hifumi your prOBABlY a virgin urself uwu

"For a few years now, it has been Ibuki's dream to make a statue of her bewbs made out of cookies!" - Ibuki Mioda Three cheers for life goals.

"It appears it's just as Miss Sonia said...I'm just a PEST...no, I'm not just a pest, I'm a total f****** PIG...ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MISS SONIA?! IF I'M A F****** PIG, YOU CAN SAY SO!!" - Kazuichi Souda "Ambition makes you look pretty ugly; creepy Sonia-stalking little PIGGY" I couldn't listen to this. It broke my heart Also parodied by Filburt in the Rocko fanfic "Filburt's Postmodern Wife" Sonia: No, I believe you gave your all!



Kazuichi: HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU TEASING ME ANYMORE?!?

"You are but one individual plankton drifting through a vast ocean...try as you might, you're naught but the tiniest, most inconsequential of existences." - Byakuya Togami Thanks booyakaya very awesome

"Monokuma has some fine, FINE birthing hips, dude! I'd just LOVE to tap that fluffy round a**!" - Monokuma I have no words for this-

“Hey, do robots have dicks?” - Kokichi Oma I wish I could vote them all but since kokichi is best boi ill vote

also this line is gold It was solely this line that made me love this boy Kokichi is best boy I wheezed This is why I hate kokichi

"I'M sorry, I didn't quite CATCH all that...AHH, SAY IT ONE MORE TIME...I NEED TO RECORD IT...FOR REASSSONNNS...." - Kazuichi Souda "Hey, BASTARD, you'd better CUT IT OUT! "

"AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!" - Teruteru Hanamura 10 The first time I heard him say this, I thought he said Apple of Eve. Naturally, I thought of juice boxes. This is why we stan Teruteru Where's the leak, ma'am? Fuggin lasagna lousiana head ass bitch

The Contenders

“This entire discussion is completely idiotic.” -Byakuya Togami 11 Most Reddit threads in a nutshell Reddit be like I mean, agreed.

Holy s**t, I love boats - Izuru Kamakura 12 That was is the greatest thing ever When I die, put this on my gravestone I love boats too izuru. Me too Izuru x Boats, pass it on-

"Well, I was always taught that if you had bad penmanship, a ghost would come and haunt you." - Yasuhiro Hagakure 13 Only hagakure would think this

"No human language can describe the disappointment I'm feeling right now." - Kyoko Kirigiri 14 Kirigiri wow. Kirigiri is now describing the undertale fandom. Kirigiri be like in not human language "egdethceryhswwrteqwrygdqwr! " DISAPPOINT I'm using this now -stares into soul- Undertale. Undertale fandom.

Yeah, but disappointment varies depending on the person, Ibuki associates it with department store rooftops." - Ibuki Mioda 15 Lolol good info

"This is amazing, Hajime! What an impressive display of harassment! Even I'm about to lose sight of hope in the presence of that item!" - Nagito Komaeda 16 -Claps in red hair- PLEASE let me stick it in your butt

I hate liars! Liar, liar, pants on fire! - Kokichi Oma 17 Have you looked in a mirror recently Kokichi? This is underrated but like, guys, I don't know what to say about this Hypocrite... anyways I love him.

"Don'tcha know?! Me and balls are the best of friends!" - Miu Iruma 18 *cough* or not *cough*

It's a lie! - Kokichi Oma 19 this is going in my school slideshow I love kokichi yes kokichi we all see your lie coming

"She's not busty, she's BUSTED...for having some fake-a** tiddies!" - Genocider Syo 20 I may or may not have wheezed

"Welcome to the world of girl love! It's slippery when wet!" - Ibuki Mioda 21 Ibuki has some of the greatest quotes ever Ibuki is a confirmed lesbian, change my mind Ibuki is best girl okay

"I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid! Stupid stupid stupid! Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!!!" - Leon Kuwata 22 This always makes me laugh even though I felt bad for leon This is one of the many reasons why I stan Leon Stupid Stupid Stupid. Stu-pid Stu-pid...

"Gentlemen not chuck dead bodies!" - Gonta Gokuhara 23 A Killing Game is the only place you can say this without seeming like an absolute lunatic

"O-Omigod! Miu actually said something smart!" - Kokichi Oma 24 I love both Miu and Kokichi. All of their fights together were hilarious, lmao Underrated, but amazing yes kokichi she did say something smart.. for the first time IN FOREVERR Roasted

25 "A lack of adaptability...is a lack of survivability. Survival is not based on who is the strongest or the smartest. It comes down to who can adapt." - Celeste