This morning I was alerted to someone being at the door by the postman flicking a rubber band at the window to get my attention. Then he rang the doorbell. I don't understand my postman.

Anyway, I was handed the prettiest parcel I have ever been given. It was seriously beautiful! I managed to save the paper by the way!

Upon opening it, I was met with a lovely note and a... towel? A towel! You should always know where one's towel is!

There was also a little black box also telling me not to panic. I didn't.

I calmly opened it and behold! An amazing, handmade Marvin badge. I adore Marvin. He could calculate your chances of survival, but you wouldn't like it.

Luckily though, the mug did survive! It is amazing. I cannot describe how brilliant and perfect it is. The whale is one of my favourite parts also. I immediately christened the mug with a concoction that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. Wonderful.

So thank you so much Santa! You did an amazing job. Everything was perfect!