Stop What You’re Doing And Watch This (NSFW) ‘Tale of Tales’ Trailer Right Now

Can you imagine sitting down for your Thursday, 7pm screening of Avengers: Age of Ultron and seeing this shit unspool?

This film, from Matteo Garrone (Gomorrah, Reality) is playing in competition at Cannes this year and I can’t wait to see what the reaction is, especially from jury presidents Joel and Ethan Coen. With the possible exception of Hard To Be A God, this is the most intriguing trailer I’ve seen so far this year. Chris Cunningham-style monsters? Salma Hayek munching some guts? John C. Reily as a king?

I want to go to there.

There’s no US release date yet, but our Italian chewers can give this a look on May 14th. Where you at, Italian chewers?