Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.

The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.

Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.

It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.

Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.

Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.

Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".

The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.

Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.