pants: drawing eyebrows on my wiener deuce: watching eyebrows being drawn on your wiener pants: holding a sharpie in my fist pants: drawing those eyebrows deuce: turns out the pen really is mightier than the dong pants: the dong is crying pants: or maybe pissing pants: yeah that's piss pants: sorry about all the piss deuce: you were supposed to draw eyebrows, not tattoo tears pants: each teardrop represents a dude i jacked off in county jail