Someone alert the Hague! The Geneva Conventions have been breached!

Word has reached these shores that the U.S.-based Heinz Co. teamed up with the venerable English candy company, Cadbury, to produce a Cadbury Creme Egg-flavored mayonnaise for the Easter season.

You may want to reread that sentence and let it sink in. Candy cream mayo. And just when the Brits thought they had finally shed that image about their food.

We can see the Easter Bunny’s ears flopping to and fro as he shakes his head in dismay. (Poor guy already gets the blame for Peeps.) This treacly condiment blends mayonnaise with a little fondant (that’s the cream inside the candy egg) and some chocolate bits.

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“We’re so excited to announce that our ‘Heinz [Seriously] Good Cadbury Creme Egg Mayo’ collaboration is actually happening, and can’t wait for people to try it for themselves,” Raphael Capitani, brand manager of Cadbury Creme Egg, told Pretty52.com, a U.K.-based website. “We’re looking forward to seeing Creme Egg and Heinz fans head down to the installation to taste this deliciously gooey spread.”

The companies are suggesting you slather it on crumpets or waffles.

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Recipe: Milk Street’s easy Tomato-Zucchini Tart This sweet mayo will be available on a limited basis, primarily at a London pop-up starting April 11. But who knows … maybe it will catch on.

We’re just hoping that Best Foods and Nutella don’t get any crazy ideas.