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Calvin: Hey mom, want to see something great? Wiith one sip from this ordinary can of soda, I can burp for almost ten seconds straight! Mom: Calvin, I don't... Calvin: But that's not all! At the same time, I'll also recite a gross limerick I learned at school!...ready? Hobbes: Maybe if you recited the Gettysburg address... Calvin: Forget it. My talents are wasted on her kind.