It appears that the Church will be changing the name of the Wi-Fi networks in meetinghouses from “LDSAccess” to “Liahona.” I assume this is part of President Nelson’s push to not use abbreviations for the name of the Church. Would it be too impertinent of me to point out that “Liahona” doesn’t contain Jesus’s name either?

In any case, I’m sure that the powers that be considered many possible names before settling on the one they chose. Here are some of my guesses for what some of their rejected candidates might have been.

LSD Access

No Doubter Router

Broad and Spacious Band

Strait and Narrow Band

Sweet Is the Network

The Promised LAN

WiFi #19

How Firmware a Foundation

In the Internet but not of the Internet

Holy Text Temple Protocol

Moroni’s Mesh

Helaman’s Hub

Router of Riplakish

Pillar of Firewall

Modest Is Hottest Spot

Wireless Local Area Network of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

SCMC Surveillance Van

If you have additions to the list, please don’t hesitate to share them in the comments!