[UPDATE: The Twitter account mentioned below is possibly a parody account in the style of conservative commentator Stephen Colbert]

On the Fourth of July, NPR traditionally reads the entire Declaration of Independence on-air. This year they also tweeted the entire Declaration of Independence, one 140 character burst at a time. Conservative Darren Mills, who claims in his profile to be a “blackballed media journalist thanks to left wing/feminist job lynch mob,” began howling about the “trash” NPR was tweeting.

x Seriously, this is the dumbest idea I have ever seen on twitter. Literally no one is going to read 5000 tweets about this trash. Ã¢ÂÂ Darren Mills Ã°ÂÂÂºÃ°ÂÂÂ¸ (@darren_mills) July 4, 2017

The backlash and mockery were both swift and hilarious. Mills was was soon in retreat:

x Twitter can be a cruel, toxic environment. Going back to my safe space where I don't have to be exposed to this STUDPIDITY. Ã¢ÂÂ Darren Mills Ã°ÂÂÂºÃ°ÂÂÂ¸ (@darren_mills) July 5, 2017

And then something hilarious happened: people began donating to NPR and other charities, in the name of Darren Mills.

x I know you're just a troll account, but thought you'd love to know a donation was made to npr in your name! Thanks for your contribution. Ã¢ÂÂ Step off (@fulyric) July 5, 2017

And he is NOT happy about the donations. He’s going to contact his lawyer to see what can be done!

x If this is true I am contacting my lawyer first thing tomorrow. https://t.co/gyJzAnamXS Ã¢ÂÂ Darren Mills Ã°ÂÂÂºÃ°ÂÂÂ¸ (@darren_mills) July 5, 2017

x DO NOT DONATE MONEY TO NPR IN MY NAME!!!! https://t.co/rsKNcFw3Vy Ã¢ÂÂ Darren Mills Ã°ÂÂÂºÃ°ÂÂÂ¸ (@darren_mills) July 5, 2017

Another user donated using Mills’ name and a famous address, something this so-called conservative reporter seemed oblivious to:

x Stop! and this isn't my address! LOSER LIBERALS CAN'T EVEN DOX ME RIGHT! pic.twitter.com/LXIaZwqhG1 Ã¢ÂÂ Darren Mills Ã°ÂÂÂºÃ°ÂÂÂ¸ (@darren_mills) July 5, 2017

A donation to the League of Women Voters:

x THE SCUMMY THIRD-WAVE FEMINISTS ARE AT IT NOW TOO pic.twitter.com/ZJXucRGaO4 Ã¢ÂÂ Darren Mills Ã°ÂÂÂºÃ°ÂÂÂ¸ (@darren_mills) July 5, 2017

The ACLU!

x no comment pic.twitter.com/524ugmEFak Ã¢ÂÂ Darren Mills Ã°ÂÂÂºÃ°ÂÂÂ¸ (@darren_mills) July 5, 2017

x I AM SICK OF THESE EMAILS pic.twitter.com/sAX6FDACU1 Ã¢ÂÂ Darren Mills Ã°ÂÂÂºÃ°ÂÂÂ¸ (@darren_mills) July 5, 2017

Whatever you do, do NOT donate to NPR or another charity of your choice and tag Darren Mills on Twitter @darren_mills! Don’t do it!

In the spirit of the holiday, Mills’ effort went about as well as these gifs: