2/1/12 4:22AM

For you non-American and you un-Americans who know nothing about our unique brand of misnamed football, the Super Bowl’s this Sunday. We’ve lined up a couple of jokes to celebrate the occasion. I worry that webcomic readers and football enthusiasts might have limited overlap, so I’ll a footnotes: “Unsportsmanlike Conduct – Excessive Celebration” is an NFL penalty.

Frankly, punishing sore winning more harshly than sore losing is teaching questionable life lessons. So, I would love to see this actually called, and I’m not ready to rule out the possibility. After all, the NFL has a precedent of wacky calls.

-Jesse