BACKGROUND AND CONTEXT: Valentine's Day has arrived! Unfortunately, Heaven has been absolutely swamped with work, and the Cupids have been unable to handle the workload of spreading love to the world on their own. So to make up the deficit, the powers that be have ordered the other angels to assist.

You are one such angel - ethereally beautiful, serenely graceful, the epitome of kindness and mercy. Regarding your appearance, you have a pair of fluffy, white wings, and a shining golden halo. You wear a clean white t-shirt and blue jeans. You were on vacation when you got called into work, so it's not your fault you didn't have your work clothes! And it's not like you can fit into one of the cupid's toga/diapers...

You're a little annoyed that you had to cover for the Cupids on what was supposed to be your vacation to Earth. Still, you accept your fate with professional grace, and set about your new role. You can't exactly deny a request from God, after all.

You use a magical bow and arrow, shooting humans with love arrows. You use your wings to fly about town, and the bow's magic conceals your presence. If your target already has a partner, they feel a deep sense of love and longing for them, and rush home to embrace their lover. If your target is single, the effects vary, but they all feel a strange force, tugging them along somewhere. Wherever their journey ends, they find their soulmate.

Your day has been going very smoothly, and you've crossed off all but the last target on your list, who your records show is a single man. Conveniently, you look up from your list and see him right over there. You aim, draw, and fire. Your arrow connects, and then...

He looks up and notices you. Why, you wonder? How did he notice you?

Because YOU are his soulmate.

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You: (sigh) Alright, that's one another one taken care off. Almost done!

Alright, let's see what the book says... (sound of flipping pages)

Hmm...mhm. 28 couples, reaffirming their love for each other, check. 32 single women, check. And 38 single men... Ah, here we go...just one name left. Records indicate that he's a single man...oh, and his house is just over there. That's convenient...

(sigh) (grumpy/annoyed) One more shot from my bow, one more human wandering off to find his soulmate, and I can finally get back to my vacation.

(sarcastic) Oh, how wonderful it is to spread love across the world! I don't see why I had to be the one to get called in. What's so hard about flying above the city and shooting love arrows at people when they can't even see you? This isn't even that difficult!

I'm going to give those Cupids a piece of my mind once I'm back in Heaven...

Hmm? Oh, hey...I think that's my target.

Mm...yeah, it is! Didn't even have to go find him, now that's more like it!

(relieved/happy sigh) This day is starting to turn around. Alright now, human, just keep walking along like that...today is your lucky day for love!

Steady...(sound of drawing a bow)

Aim...fire! (sound of firing arrow)

Hah, bullseye! Don't worry, my friend. You may feel hot and dizzy for a while, but that's normal. Go off and find your soulmate, now, because I've got a vacation to get back to!

Now, where should I-

Huh? Uhm...why is he just standing there?

Is he...looking at me?

No, no there's no way. Nobody can see me!

But...maybe I should go down and check on him. Nobody has just frozen up like that before...

(sounds of wings flapping)

Weird...why is he just standing there? Did I use the wrong arrow? He doesn't look injured...

Is...is he looking at me? Umm...

(surprised noise/small shout. Panicking a bit) Wah! Y-you can see me?! And hear me?!

S-stop looking at me! You're not supposed to be able to see me! Why can you see me?!

Well, yeah, I'm an angel! Gee, what gave it away? The wings? The halo?

(annoyed) Well, I'm in jeans and a t-shirt because I was supposed to be on vacation right now! But, nooo, the powers that be were all like, (mocking tone, perhaps a deep male/God), oh yeah, the Cupids can't handle Valentine's Day on their own, because we can't keep a schedule at all and it'll be a miracle if they manage to meet this year's love quota.

(back to annoyed tone) So, yeah! I got called into work while I was supposed to be relaxing, so forgive me for not looking like what you expected!

(sigh) Hey, I...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go off on you like that. I know it's not your fault.

Well, I'm glad you forgive me, but...I don't really know what's wrong with you. I shot over fifty people with love arrows today. You were the last one - and the only person who reacted like this. Nobody else could see me, that's for sure. The magic of the bow hides my presence.

Um...will you just wait there for a second? Let me consult my training manual...

(pages flipping) (muttering) Congratulations on purchasing the CupidTron 3000...we are sure that you will have an enjoyable time spreading love across the mortal realms with our easy to use product...blah, blah, blah...

Mm...I think this is the section...

(clears throat, speaking up again in a clear, professional tone) Okay, listen to this. Simply fire the red love arrows at a human! It doesn't matter where you hit them, the effects will be the same. The target will feel no pain, but they might stumble and suddenly feel hot and dazed. If the human already has a partner in love, they will suddenly feel a great longing for them, and will soon head home to find their partner.

If the human does not have a romantic partner, the effects may vary between humans. However, the one universal result is that all single humans struck with love arrows feel an 'invisible force' acting upon them. They claim that it feels like they are being pulled along by an invisible string, and they are compelled to follow it. They will undergo a journey, and wherever it ends, they will find their soulmate.

(back to more casual tone) Crap...it didn't say anything about humans suddenly being able to see the user...

Huh? W...what did you just say?

You think that I'm your soulmate?

(pause)

T-that's ridiculous! It doesn't work like that, come on!

Keep reading? What's the point-

(interrupting sigh) Fine, fine! The book says...

We are proud to declare that, in over 3 billion proven cases, the love arrows have a success rate of 100%! However long it takes for a single human to complete their journey, they will always encounter their soulmate at the end. In some cases, this can even allow for love that defies...normal...boundaries...

(shocked) N-no...no way...

T-that can't be right! I mean, you didn't even know I existed until just a second ago! You didn't even know that angels and Heaven were real! I mean, come on, I'm not actually your soulmate!

Um...you're probably just confused, and saw me for some other reason! Oh, I know! I bet your actual soulmate is just right around the corner! Oh, look over there! It's probably her, right?

(Disappointed) Oh...no, she's married.

(angry) Oh, I get it! This is a setup! Okay, where's the hidden camera?! Did a dark angel put you up to this?

I...no, I don't hate you! I just...I don't even know you! I mean...

(embarrassed/muttering) I guess you're kinda handsome...but I...

What? You want to...kiss me?

(too embarrassed to protest very strongly. Your voice lacks hostility) Why should I let a stranger kiss me? That's...not...

If we really are soulmates...we'll know? You really think that will work?

(uncertain mumble/hum, no words)

I...I guess that makes sense...okay, fine...but if you're wrong about this, I'm going to-

(surprised noise as he suddenly kisses you. You were expecting a quick smooch, but he's way more passionate than you expected. Make another noise, relaxed and comfortable. There's some kind of energy between you, and it feels really good!)

Mmph! Mmm...

(kissing noises for a few seconds)

Hah...wow...okay, I guess you were right...you really went right for the kill, there...

But...there's one more thing I need before I'll believe this! Before I believe...that you and I are actually soulmates.

(serious) Shoot me with the bow.

Yes, I'm serious! Here, take it. The love arrow should work on angels, too, as far as I know. And...if I feel all dizzy, and hot...then I guess we know for sure, right?

It's easier to use than it looks. Just nock the arrow, pull the string back...

(Sound of drawstring pulling)

Do it.

(sound of arrow firing)

(Gasp/grunt, but not in pain. The arrow's magic spreads through you, filling you with impossible warmth and a comfortable, fuzzy feeling. It's very hard to look away from him, and you feel very shy and vulnerable.)

(panting/breathing hard) Hah...ngh...

Hey...kiss me...again...

(kissing noises for several seconds)

Okay...I have no choice but to accept it, now...

I...I love you, too...I've never even met you before, but there's just no other explanation for this feeling...

Looking at you...makes me really happy...

Can we go back to your place? I...I need you...

(footsteps) (sound of door closing)

(All your earlier hostility and nervousness is gone. You're now very clingy and lovey-dovey)

(Kissing noises)

Come on...let me take your clothes off...

(affectionate sigh) Wow...you have a really nice chest. Can I touch you?

Oh...you feel really nice. I've never really gotten to examine a human this close before...I love your muscles...your shoulders, your neck...

Here, let me get my top off, too...it's only fair...

(giggle) Bra, too...like what you see, handsome?

I look like a goddess? You...really think so? Because I've actually met some goddesses, and...mmph!

(Surprised noise as he kisses you, kissing noises)

(Giggle) Okay, I guess you really think so. I think you're pretty gorgeous, too, you know.

Come on...don't be shy. Explore me! You've never seen an angel before, right? Let alone a naked one!

(shudder) Ooh...did my hands feel as good as yours do? That love arrow is seriously strong...if even my skin is this sensitive...

Mmm...massaging my breasts like that...that's really good...

Hey...do you like my wings? Will you touch them, too?

(satisfied hum) Ah, that feels really good! Let me unfurl them all the way for you...see how far they extend? Pretty nice wingspan, right?

(excited) Aren't my feathers just the softest thing you've ever felt? They're awesome, right?

Yeah! It's like carrying a blanket with you, wherever you go!

(mischevious giggle) Oh, now that gives me an idea...come on...let's get our pants off. I've got an idea.

Wow, look at you! Excited, are we? Hehe. So am I...

Here we go...watch me, okay? I'm going to kneel down in front of you...fold my wings around, and reach them towards you...

(sigh happily) Oh, that sounded incredible! I take it you like my feathers, then, huh? Do my soft, fluffy feathers feel good, stroking your hard, aching dick?

(groan) Oh, just look at you! Your face is amazing. Moan for me, okay? I want to know how good I'm making you feel.

Mm...ah...

God damn, you're getting even harder...oh, they can punish me for taking the Lord's name in vain later, this is all their fault for sending me here...

Mm...! I can't hold back anymore, I need to get a taste of you!

(begin blowjob noises. feel free to continue between lines or interrupt words as often as you like)

Mm, god! This...this is unreal! How can you taste this good?

Wow...I think we're going to need a lot more of those love arrows...

You taste delicious, sweetheart. Does it feel good? Seeing this beautiful angel, on her knees and sucking your dick...oh, you look like you're in Heaven!

(giggle) You know we're still on Earth, right? Besides...you haven't seen anything yet. I'm gonna start using my wings, too, okay?

Gonna suck on you...and stroke your shaft with my feathers...are you ticklish? I hope so...

Mm...hehe! Oh, you sound so fucking sexy right now! Keep moaning for me like that!

This is really turning me on! I'm going to add my hands too, okay? Your poor balls deserve some attention...

Ah...there we go. But, oh my, what's this? Your poor balls are so full! You're really pent up, aren't you?

Poor thing...don't you worry. We've got each other, now. You won't ever have to go so long again.

So give it to me, okay? Stop holding back. I want to take care of you, sweety.

Will you let me take care of you? Will you give me all your cum?

Come on...give it to me...I want it so badly, I fucking need to do this for you!

Oh, god, yes! Moan for me, baby. Moan for me, and let go! Give me your cum, I'll take all of it!

Yes, that's it! Let it all go! Cum for me! I want-

(Muffled noise of surprise, swallowing sounds)

(coming up for breath) Mm...hah! Oh, you did so well! And, fuck...you taste incredible...

Are you okay? Let's lie down on the bed for a minute...

It's okay...just get your breath back. I know that was intense...

(pause for a few seconds, breathing and humming contently)

(giggle) Did you like it? A triple threat! Only an angel could give you pleasure so divine, right?

Oh, you're welcome, sweetheart. Believe me, that was fun for me too. But you know that we're not stopping there, right? I mean, look at you...you're already getting hard again...

It's okay if you need another minute. In the meantime, though...

(giggle) You read my mind, handsome! Let's see if your tongue feels as good as your fingers...

(make pleasurable noises throughout as he starts eating you out.)

Hah! F-fuck!

Your tongue...dipping in and out of me...

(Needy groan) What the hell did that arrow do to me? I...I think I'm already going to...

(improv to mini-orgasm. don't go all out, there's more to come)

Holy shit! Fuck, don't stop! Don't you dare!

It feels like my whole body is on fire! I've never been this sensitive in my whole life!

Yes! Do that again! Faster, please!

Oh, fuck! I'm going to...again!

(improv another mini-orgasm)

(Breathing hard as you cool off) My...my god...is this what a succubus gets to experience all the time...? This can't...this is a dream, right? Nothing could be this perfect...

(tired giggle) No, I definitely feel you poking me. Guess you're ready to go, huh?

Come on, then...take me...show me how real you are...show me that we really are meant for each other...

(moan as penetrated. Add improv sex noises and lines wherever you wish)

Oh...fuck, fuck! You're inside me...ungh...

You're burning up, too, aren't you? I don't think this fire is going to go away on its own, baby...

So...hard! Fuck! You're perfect! You fit me...so perfectly...

Harder! Please, take me harder!

God damn it, this is too much! I can't take it! It's just...so fucking good!

I...I love you! I don't know how, I don't know why, but I just know that you're perfect for me! I really, really love you!

Please...let's cum together? Wait for me...I'm so close...

Nngh...just a bit more!

Fuck! I'm cumming! Cum with me, baby! Let's go together! Cum with me! Cum in me!

(orgasm)

(breathing hard as you wind down)

You...that...I just...

I don't even have words anymore...perfect. That's all I can think of.

Kiss me...

(Gentle kissing noises)

(Smiling) We really are perfect for each other...

The fire...it finally stopped. I think the love magic wore off.

I guess...I'm going to be staying on Earth a lot longer than I expected, huh? I'll need to work out something for my wings and halo...

Do you think this was planned? It's not unheard of for angels to fall in love with humans...makes me think that this entire Valentine's Day 'understaffing' was just a big scheme.

Can I stay with you? I'm fine with being 'just' your girlfriend...for now.

I...don't really know much about living on Earth. I'll need you to teach me lots of things, okay?

Yeah, me too. I think we're going to be really happy together.

So, uh... (giggle) What's your name?