My arbitrarian has inspired me to run for office. I was gifted a pair of political debate dummies and prep materials that will guarantee me international success!

Now, instead of debating with Rory over how long the fish needs to sit out before you eat it, I can debate global catnip policies with Putin. I can also make bigly statements with a Trump dummy. There was also a package of prep sardines and a beta blocking banana to help calm my nerves while speaking.

Rory says that I'm too old to run for office. I’m 10 and she is 7. If anything, I am at a prime age to stretch my legs and run. So that's what I'm doing, getting the /r/zoomies from my new gift and running for the office. Then I'll run to the bedroom. Then I'll run upstairs.