Attention gay people of planet Earth — you've been served.

A Nebraska woman has filed a lawsuitin a U.S. District Court against all the gay people in the world on behalf of "God and His Son, Jesus Christ," the Omaha World-Herald reports.

Sylvia Ann Driskell, 66, filed a seven-page handwritten petition calling on Judge John M. Gerrard to decide whether homosexuality is, in fact, a sin.

The lawsuit has been named Driskell v. Homosexuals in court dockets.

Quoting the Bible and Webster's Dictionary, Driskell concludes that "homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet(?)"

She said God has labelled it a sin, and challenged the court to defy him.

Writer Steven Payne poked fun at the lawsuit on the Daly Kos, writing: "Brian and I will be liquidating our assets in preparation for a certain loss."