Presenting the top 100 Minor League player names of 2016

Thursday marked the start of the 2016 season for all 10 full-season Minor Leagues, with hundreds of talented prospects embarking on another year of progress toward their big league dreams.

Our friends at MLB Pipeline rank these prospects by position, by team and by skillset. But not by name. When it comes to identifying the next generation of aesthetically amusing alliterations, creative alternative spellings and commonplace words artfully arranged, we have you covered right here.

Is there another Coco Crisp or Yangervis Solarte in this year's bunch? Without further ado, the Top 100 Minor League Names of 2016:

100. LAA RHP Ronnie Muck - Inland Empire 66ers (Class A Advanced)



99. STL OF Tom Spitz - Peoria Chiefs (Class A)



98. PIT RHP Scooter Hightower - Bristol Pirates (Rookie League)



97. TOR 2B Jason Leblebijian - Dunedin Blue Jays (Class A Advanced)

10. MIL 2B Roosevert Chal - DSL Brewers (Rookie League)



9. TOR OF Earl Burl III - Vancouver Canadiens (Class A Short Season)



8. ATL LHP Felix Falcon - GCL Braves (Rookie League)

2. NYM 1B Dash Winningham - Columbia Fireflies (Class A)

1. CLE C Sicnarf Loopstok - Lynchburg Hillcats (Class A Advanced)