In 1944, Professor Tolkien published a short story about a strange little man who was obsessed with a single piece of art that consumed his entire life. Sound familiar? It should. And if it doesn’t, then listen on, and we’ll lift the extraordinarily thin veil from this little wishful allegory. Ryan’s taking a sick day for this one, so Craig, Todd, and Megan hash this one out without him.

MUSIC: “Adventure Time” and “The Seven Seas” courtesy of Philter.no