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Image 2 of 88 You support the Astros even when they do horrible. -davidp,twitter You support the Astros even when they do horrible. -davidp,twitter Photo: AP

Image 3 of 88 You understand "bulls on parade" isn't a song, Clutch City isn't an auto parts store and Killer Bs aren't bugs.-jdittyroxred,Twitter You understand "bulls on parade" isn't a song, Clutch City isn't an auto parts store and Killer Bs aren't bugs.-jdittyroxred,Twitter Photo: Getty

Image 4 of 88 You compare every mall to the Galleria.- clauds, Twitter You compare every mall to the Galleria.- clauds, Twitter Photo: Karen Warren / Houston Chronicle

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Image 6 of 88 You can name all the buildings in the medical center.-AlexMorgan14,Twitter You can name all the buildings in the medical center.-AlexMorgan14,Twitter Photo: Michael Paulsen / Houston Chronicle

Image 7 of 88 The weatherman can't even predict the weather right. -m_garcia2217,Twitter The weatherman can't even predict the weather right. -m_garcia2217,Twitter Photo: Mayra Beltran / Houston Chronicle

Image 8 of 88 Houston's four seasons are almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas.-TexanNation,Twitter Houston's four seasons are almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas.-TexanNation,Twitter Photo: Mayra Beltran / Houston Chronicle

Image 9 of 88 One day you wear a jacket and the next you wear shorts and a tank top.-kyra_is_queen,Twitter One day you wear a jacket and the next you wear shorts and a tank top.-kyra_is_queen,Twitter Photo: Chron file

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Image 11 of 88 You'd rather stay late at work than deal with rush hour traffic. -thepaceofitall,Twitter You'd rather stay late at work than deal with rush hour traffic. -thepaceofitall,Twitter Photo: Melissa Phillip / Houston Chronicle

Image 12 of 88 Being called trill is the biggest compliment you can get. Being called trill is the biggest compliment you can get. Photo: Michael Paulsen / Houston Chronicle

Image 13 of 88 You know who coined the phrase, "Sliiime in the ice machine!" --Lydia Hardison / Twitter You know who coined the phrase, "Sliiime in the ice machine!" --Lydia Hardison / Twitter Photo: Ira Strickstein / Houston Chronicle

Image 14 of 88 You get stuck behind the trail riders on your way to work because you forgot they were coming to town. --Michael Paulsen / Houston Chronicle You get stuck behind the trail riders on your way to work because you forgot they were coming to town. --Michael Paulsen / Houston Chronicle Photo: Michael Paulsen / Chronicle

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Image 16 of 88 You hate all things Dallas. -- Jose Toro Jr. / Facebook You hate all things Dallas. -- Jose Toro Jr. / Facebook Photo: Tony Gutierrez / Associated Press

Image 17 of 88 You grew up going to Astroworld every weekend in the summer with your season pass. --Terry Houton / Facebook You grew up going to Astroworld every weekend in the summer with your season pass. --Terry Houton / Facebook Photo: Johnny Hanson / Houston Chronicle

Image 18 of 88 You have to worry about rain, sleet, snow and sunshine all in the same day. --Gerardo Garcia III / Facebook You have to worry about rain, sleet, snow and sunshine all in the same day. --Gerardo Garcia III / Facebook Photo: Johnny Hanson / For the Chronicle

Image 19 of 88 You look forward to March just for the rodeo. --Sonia Noel Martinez / Facebook You look forward to March just for the rodeo. --Sonia Noel Martinez / Facebook Photo: Karen Warren / Houston Chronicle

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Image 21 of 88 You know better than to go to the Galleria between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m. on a weekday. --idittyhimself / Twitter You know better than to go to the Galleria between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m. on a weekday. --idittyhimself / Twitter Photo: DAVID J. PHILLIP / AP

Image 22 of 88 You regularly miss things due to flash flooding. --Larissa Trahan / Facebook You regularly miss things due to flash flooding. --Larissa Trahan / Facebook Photo: Carlos Javier Sanchez / For the Chronicle

Image 23 of 88 You love the Astrodome. --Chris Alexander / Facebook You love the Astrodome. --Chris Alexander / Facebook Photo: Nick de la Torre / Houston Chronicle

Image 24 of 88 You forget how hot it is in the summer, until it's summer. -- Joy Sewing / Houston Chronicle You forget how hot it is in the summer, until it's summer. -- Joy Sewing / Houston Chronicle Photo: Cody Duty / Houston Chronicle

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Image 26 of 88 You still refer to the tall building by the Galleria as Transco Tower. --Nicki Britton / Houston Chronicle You still refer to the tall building by the Galleria as Transco Tower. --Nicki Britton / Houston Chronicle Photo: UNKNOWN / UNKNOWN

Image 27 of 88 You know who Mattress Mack is and you've seen him on television jumping up and down saying, "Gallery Furniture saves you money today!" --Sandra Isabella Carattini / Facebook You know who Mattress Mack is and you've seen him on television jumping up and down saying, "Gallery Furniture saves you money today!" --Sandra Isabella Carattini / Facebook Photo: James Nielsen / Houston Chronicle

Image 28 of 88 You walk outside and it's raining, yet there's a blue sky and sunshine when you look up. --Sonia Noel Martinez / Houston Chronicle You walk outside and it's raining, yet there's a blue sky and sunshine when you look up. --Sonia Noel Martinez / Houston Chronicle Photo: John Everett / Houston Chronicle

Image 29 of 88 Seeing someone get a ticket from mounted patrol isn't weird. --Radioroula / Twitter Seeing someone get a ticket from mounted patrol isn't weird. --Radioroula / Twitter Photo: twitpic:radioroula

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Image 31 of 88 You know Killer Bs aren't dangerous insects. --jdittyhimself / Twitter You know Killer Bs aren't dangerous insects. --jdittyhimself / Twitter Photo: Kevin Fujii / Houston Chronicle

Image 32 of 88 You remember the giant Holder's cockroach sign off the southwest freeway. --Traci Angelelli / Facebook You remember the giant Holder's cockroach sign off the southwest freeway. --Traci Angelelli / Facebook Photo: Meg Loucks / Houston Chronicle

Image 33 of 88 You pass Joel Osteen's church and remember when you saw the Twin Towers play basketball there. --Lana Berkowitz / Houston Chronicle You pass Joel Osteen's church and remember when you saw the Twin Towers play basketball there. --Lana Berkowitz / Houston Chronicle Photo: Eric Kayne / For the Chronicle

Image 34 of 88 You don't notice much on days when the wind is blowing in the wrong direction. --Dan Cunningham / Houston Chronicle You don't notice much on days when the wind is blowing in the wrong direction. --Dan Cunningham / Houston Chronicle Photo: Dave Rossman / For the Chronicle

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Image 36 of 88 You remember Woolworth's downtown with the lunch counter. --Barbara Keys / Facebook You remember Woolworth's downtown with the lunch counter. --Barbara Keys / Facebook Photo: Ben DeSoto / Houston Chronicle

Image 37 of 88 You remember when Sam Houston Coliseum was THE concert venue in town. --Dale Robertson / Houston Chronicle You remember when Sam Houston Coliseum was THE concert venue in town. --Dale Robertson / Houston Chronicle Photo: Nick de la Torre / Houston Chronicle

Image 38 of 88 You hate Bud Adams. --Syd Kearney / Houston Chronicle You hate Bud Adams. --Syd Kearney / Houston Chronicle Photo: SMILEY N. POOL / HOUSTON CHRONICLE

Image 39 of 88 You consider Mama Ninfa's on Navigation to be the only REAL Ninfa's. --Laura Goldberg / Twitter You consider Mama Ninfa's on Navigation to be the only REAL Ninfa's. --Laura Goldberg / Twitter Photo: Steve Ueckert / Houston Chronicle

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Image 41 of 88 You're giving directions to someone, rattle off three or four street names and they say, "Hey, you're telling me all this and not telling me where to turn." You just reply, "You never turn, they're all the same street." --Martin Hajovsky / Houston Chonicle less You're giving directions to someone, rattle off three or four street names and they say, "Hey, you're telling me all this and not telling me where to turn." You just reply, "You never turn, they're all the ... more Photo: flickr:rutlo

Image 42 of 88 You don't let [nice] weather... sucker you into believing spring is close. --Vincent Trey Smith / Facebook You don't let [nice] weather... sucker you into believing spring is close. --Vincent Trey Smith / Facebook Photo: John Everett / Houston Chronicle

Image 43 of 88 You know how to pronounce Kuykendahl the correct way--with an 'r'. --Ken Ellis / Houston Chronicle You know how to pronounce Kuykendahl the correct way--with an 'r'. --Ken Ellis / Houston Chronicle Photo: Jerry Baker / For the Chronicle

Image 44 of 88 You stay home from work or school at the first sign of snow. --Syd Kearney / Houston Chronicle You stay home from work or school at the first sign of snow. --Syd Kearney / Houston Chronicle Photo: Billy Smith II / HOUSTON CHRONICLE

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Image 46 of 88 You laugh at northerners who think 90 degrees is too hot. --jdittyhimself / Twitter You laugh at northerners who think 90 degrees is too hot. --jdittyhimself / Twitter Photo: Ramin Talaie / Getty Images

Image 47 of 88 You know the sound a Texas roach makes crawling across the floor. --Joy Sewing / Houston Chronicle You know the sound a Texas roach makes crawling across the floor. --Joy Sewing / Houston Chronicle Photo: NYT / NYT

Image 48 of 88 You pronounce the word bayou as "by-o" rather than "by-u." --Dan Cunningham / Houston Chronicle You pronounce the word bayou as "by-o" rather than "by-u." --Dan Cunningham / Houston Chronicle Photo: Steve Ueckert / Houston Chronicle

Image 49 of 88 You took out-of-town visitors to Gilley's, but never saw much other reason to go there. --Roberta MacInnis / Houston Chronicle You took out-of-town visitors to Gilley's, but never saw much other reason to go there. --Roberta MacInnis / Houston Chronicle Photo: Fred Bunch / Houston Chronicle

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Image 51 of 88 You've seen a house made of beer cans. --TEXBIG12 / Twitter You've seen a house made of beer cans. --TEXBIG12 / Twitter Photo: Gary Fountain / For the Chronicle

Image 52 of 88 You still think of Minute Maid Park as Enron Field. --Nancy Sarnoff / Houston Chronicle You still think of Minute Maid Park as Enron Field. --Nancy Sarnoff / Houston Chronicle Photo: Buster Dean / Houston Chronicle

Image 53 of 88 You enjoy the four Houston's four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas. --iheartsparklies / Twitter You enjoy the four Houston's four seasons: almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas. --iheartsparklies / Twitter Photo: James Nielsen / Chronicle

Image 54 of 88 You know that no matter what season it is, mosquitoes will always come out. -- Deisy Enriquez / Houston Chronicle You know that no matter what season it is, mosquitoes will always come out. -- Deisy Enriquez / Houston Chronicle Photo: Smiley N. Pool / Houston Chronicle

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Image 56 of 88 You think baseball, not weaponry, when you hear the phrase, Colt .45. --Patricia Kilday Hart / Houston Chronicle You think baseball, not weaponry, when you hear the phrase, Colt .45. --Patricia Kilday Hart / Houston Chronicle Photo: AP

Image 57 of 88 You see a car-turned-critter and don't freak out. --Staff / Houston Chronicle You see a car-turned-critter and don't freak out. --Staff / Houston Chronicle Photo: James Nielsen / Chronicle

Image 58 of 88 You turn on the heater and air conditioner in the same day. --EmmyOfTexas / Twitter You turn on the heater and air conditioner in the same day. --EmmyOfTexas / Twitter Photo: Mayra Beltran / Houston Chronicle

Image 59 of 88 You still refer to Lakewood Church as the Summit. --Martin Hajovsky / Houston Chronicle You still refer to Lakewood Church as the Summit. --Martin Hajovsky / Houston Chronicle Photo: SMILEY N. POOL / HOUSTON CHRONICLE

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Image 61 of 88 Your excuse for a bad hair day is always the humidity. -- Staff / Houston Chronicle Your excuse for a bad hair day is always the humidity. -- Staff / Houston Chronicle Photo: Felipe Dana / AP

Image 62 of 88 You know what a kolache is. --Susan Carroll / Houston Chronicle You know what a kolache is. --Susan Carroll / Houston Chronicle Photo: Jerry Lara / San Antonio Express-News

Image 63 of 88 You know that La Carafe downtown is haunted. --Karen Warren / Houston Chronicle You know that La Carafe downtown is haunted. --Karen Warren / Houston Chronicle Photo: flickr:euthman

Image 64 of 88 You tear up when you think about Elvin Hayes lighting up UCLA in the Dome in 1968. --Dale Robertson / Houston Chronicle You tear up when you think about Elvin Hayes lighting up UCLA in the Dome in 1968. --Dale Robertson / Houston Chronicle Photo: Houston Chronicle

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Image 66 of 88 You know which streets will flood. --Houston Chronicle You know which streets will flood. --Houston Chronicle Photo: Karen Warren / Houston Chronicle

Image 67 of 88 You knew the Pappas family because they had a little barbecue joint. --Dale Robertson / Houston Chronicle You knew the Pappas family because they had a little barbecue joint. --Dale Robertson / Houston Chronicle Photo: Alison Cook / Houston Chronicle

Image 68 of 88 You're used to sticky skin on a humid day. --Deisy Enriquez / Houston Chronicle You're used to sticky skin on a humid day. --Deisy Enriquez / Houston Chronicle Photo: Cody Duty / Houston Chronicle

Image 69 of 88 You shopped at Foley's. --Lydia Hardison / Twitter You shopped at Foley's. --Lydia Hardison / Twitter Photo: Dave Rossman / For the Chronicle

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Image 71 of 88 You know that no matter where you're going, you'll probably end upon Westheimer at some point. -- Lindsey / Facebook You know that no matter where you're going, you'll probably end upon Westheimer at some point. -- Lindsey / Facebook Photo: Michael Paulsen / Houston Chronicle

Image 72 of 88 You drove to Galveston with your friends after senior prom to watch the sun come up...behind you. --Keith Johnson / Facebook You drove to Galveston with your friends after senior prom to watch the sun come up...behind you. --Keith Johnson / Facebook Photo: Karl Stolleis / Houston Chronicle

Image 73 of 88 Your idea of public transportation is to just add another lane on the highway and be done with it. --Sheila Sanford / Facebook Your idea of public transportation is to just add another lane on the highway and be done with it. --Sheila Sanford / Facebook Photo: Sharon Steinmann / Houston Chronicle

Image 74 of 88 You remember the big illuminated rotating "Gulf" sign on the Gulf Oil Building downtown. --KellyBWalker / Twitter You remember the big illuminated rotating "Gulf" sign on the Gulf Oil Building downtown. --KellyBWalker / Twitter Photo: UNKNOWN

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Image 76 of 88 Queso can make or break a restaurant. --EmmyOfTexas / Twitter Queso can make or break a restaurant. --EmmyOfTexas / Twitter Photo: Julie Soefer / Julie Soefer

Image 77 of 88 You can get around town without a map. --Millie Winter Ervin / Facebook You can get around town without a map. --Millie Winter Ervin / Facebook Photo: Nick de la Torre / CHRONICLE

Image 78 of 88 You think wearing cowboy boots is acceptable business attire. --Karen Warren / Houston Chronicle You think wearing cowboy boots is acceptable business attire. --Karen Warren / Houston Chronicle Photo: flickr:varsitylife

Image 79 of 88 You stop referring to Houston as the fourth-largest city, instead you refer to as a big small town. -- Karen Warren / Houston Chronicle You stop referring to Houston as the fourth-largest city, instead you refer to as a big small town. -- Karen Warren / Houston Chronicle Photo: Johnny Hanson / Houston Chronicle

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Image 81 of 88 You remember when Dillard's was Joske's. (And Sakowitz was the Neiman Marcus of the time). --Joy Sewing / Houston Chronicle You remember when Dillard's was Joske's. (And Sakowitz was the Neiman Marcus of the time). --Joy Sewing / Houston Chronicle Photo: Stiles and associates / Stiles & Associates

Image 82 of 88 You can eat migas for breakfast, pho for lunch and chicken fried steak for dinner. --Becky Ardell Downs / Facebook You can eat migas for breakfast, pho for lunch and chicken fried steak for dinner. --Becky Ardell Downs / Facebook Photo: Smiley N. Pool / houston chronicle

Image 83 of 88 You remember swimming at the Shamrock Hotel every summer. --Katherine Feser / Houston Chronicle You remember swimming at the Shamrock Hotel every summer. --Katherine Feser / Houston Chronicle

Image 84 of 88 You go to the gun show. --Elizabeth Pudwill / Houston Chronicle You go to the gun show. --Elizabeth Pudwill / Houston Chronicle Photo: E.J. FLYNN / AP

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Image 86 of 88 You consider the two 480-foot strips of sand at Sylvan Beach an actual Beach. --Chris Moran / Houston Chronicle You consider the two 480-foot strips of sand at Sylvan Beach an actual Beach. --Chris Moran / Houston Chronicle Photo: Kim Christensen / For the Chronicle

Image 87 of 88 You get the "I'm home" feeling [just] seeing the skyline after being out of town for even a day. --Jessicka Rosales You get the "I'm home" feeling [just] seeing the skyline after being out of town for even a day. --Jessicka Rosales Photo: Flickr: D.L.