//https://github.com/AllThingsSmitty/anything-ipsum let quotes = [ 'Don\'t get cheap on me, Dodgson.', 'I bring scientists, you bring a rockstar.', 'It\'s...it\'s a dinosaur...', 'Are these characters...auto...erotica?', 'There\'s no unauthorized breeding in Jurassic Park.', 'How do you know they\'re all female?', 'Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs\' skirts?', 'You bred raptors?', 'Quick for a biped?', 'They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence.', 'Don\'t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you\'re doing here?', 'Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn\'t stop to think if they should.', 'The only one I\'ve got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer.', 'He\'s gonna eat the goat?', 'T-Rex doesn\'t want to be fed.', 'Dinosaurs eat man; woman inherits the earth.', 'Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you\'ve got butterfingers?', 'Now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour?', 'I really hate that man.', 'I told you, how many times, we needed locking mechanisms on the vehicle doors!', 'That is one big pile of shit.', 'Why didn\'t I build it in Orlando?', 'Check the vending machines.', 'I\'m always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.', 'When you gotta go, you gotta go.', 'Boy, do I hate being right all the time.', 'Ian, freeze!', 'Well, at least you\'re out of the tree.', 'I hate this hacker crap!', 'Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend.', 'Must go faster!', 'Bloody move!', 'White rabbit object: whatever it did, it did it all.', 'What about the lysine contingency?', 'Dr. Wu inserted a gene that makes a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism.', 'Uh uh uh!...You didn\'t say the magic word!', 'I can\'t get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.', 'Hold onto your butts.', 'I can afford more glasses!', 'I thought you were one of your big brothers.', 'I\'m gonna run you over when I come back down!', 'Amphibian DNA.', 'Look at all the blood.', 'We spared no expense.', 'Because we\'re being hunted.', 'Clever girl.', 'It\'s a Unix system, I know this!', 'It\'s gonna come through the glass!' ]; function generateIpsum(e) { let minCount = 5, maxCount = 13, ipsum = Math.floor(Math.random() * (maxCount - minCount)) + minCount, ret = ''; for (i = 0; i < ipsum; i++) { let newIpsum = quotes[Math.floor(Math.random() * (quotes.length - 1))]; ret += newIpsum + ' '; } document.getElementById(e).innerHTML = document.getElementById(e).innerHTML + '<p>' + ret + '</p>'; } function clearIpsum(e) { document.getElementById(e).innerHTML = ''; }

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