Cara - Genderfluid woman, bisexual, she/her/hers pronouns. Cara is Jack’s older sister, another angel. Cara appears to be around 50 years old and does everything with grace and dignity, except when she surprises us all and… doesn’t. A system mom, she’s really good at comforting and entertaining the children and taking care of things that need taken care of.

Jack - Cisgender male, demisexual and gay, he/him/his pronouns. Jack is our rock and absolutely all of our sanity. He keeps us organized, keeps track of all the minutiae of our lives, and is just generally lovely. If we’re being honest with ourselves, Jack is probably the original. He’s dating Everett. Also, he’s a literal angel.

Clint (Everett) - Cisgender male, less heterosexual than originally intended, he/him/his pronouns. Everett is a down-home, easy-going country boy from Louisiana who likes cars, motorcycles, acoustic guitar and strong coffee. His middle name is Everett and, ever since Clint (Barton) arrived, that’s what he’s going by. Dating Jack!

Dean Winchester - Cisgender male, bi as hell, he/him/his pronouns. Yes, that Dean, as in Dean Winchester. Pretty canon up through the first few seasons, but he’s younger than the Dean in the show was. Loves pie, classic rock, and cars. Considers himself a protector in the Family, if only because protecting people is sort of his gig.

Jeremy Swift - Greygender, queer, vi/vir/vis pronouns. Jeremy is a prophet of Styx (yes, like the river), the goddess of hatred and oaths. Scruffy, sleep-deprived, psychotic, and twitchy, this pale, skin-and-bones prophet is still getting used to the 21st century.

Bunny - Agender, pansexual/quoiromantic, zi/zir/zirs pronouns. The hypersexual, hyperactive, larger-than-life alter. Bunny is all clockwork, steam power, danger and attitude. Zi’s robotkin and fictionkin and a Divine Messenger from the gods, and hails from Arizona.

Clint Barton - Neutrois, queer/polysexual, ny/nym/nys pronouns. Clinton Francis Barton, aka Hawkeye, most closely associated with the Matt Fraction comics. Another age-slider. On nys youngest days, Clint is an angry, bitter, traumatized kid who misses nys brother something fierce. When ny’s older, ny’s a human car crash with a strong coffee addiction and a soul made out of pure sass. Ny is the host/main front of the system.

Aiden (Ace) - Demiboy, your aro/ace fave, tey/tem/teirs pronouns. Aiden was born in Wyoming, along with the body. Tey’s borderline and autistic, and even though tey’s not the host anymore, we use teir name in public. Tey’s also ghostkin and always appreciates ghost-y interactions! Tey likes punk rock, social justice, and meeting new (nonthreatening) people. Tey also likes gently (well…) reminding people of teir stance on The Issues.

Cage - Gendervague, queer, sex-repulsed,and polyamorous, it/its pronouns. Cage is nonverbal, psychotic, autistic, Scottish, and generally terrified. This lanky, wide-eyed, easily startled spacekin communicates mostly through sign language, and it generally takes the brunt of Red Eyes’ abuse. Despite its constant fear and nonverbal state, in its more lucid moments Cage is very kind and sweet, if slow to trust. It’s 17 years old and always will be.

Matilda (Tilly) - Genderqueer, lesbian, fae/faer/faers pronouns. Tilly is bubbly, excitable, strong-willed, and filled with a flair for the dramatic. Fae’s from Boston and identifies as faekin. Fae doesn’t front anymore, probably because the body is on testosterone and it makes faer uncomfortable. Fae’s 14 years old and always will be.

Pup - Bigender, they/them/theirs pronouns. Pup is a sweet kid from Hawaii whose interests include making people smile and candy. They like princesses, Peter Pan, and coloring books, and they definitely want to be your friend. They’re 6 years old and always will be.

Niko - Agender, pansexual and panromantic, co/cos/co’s pronouns. Niko is a fallen angel, a being made entirely of shadow and ichor, dripping divinity and disconcerting as hell. Co likes to creep people out, and is good at it. Co also likes heavy metal and hard rock, and is single-handedly the reason that Andie is no longer an active member of the system.

Rock Lee - Cisgender male, gay, he/him/his pronouns. Rock Lee is one of the original system members, who’s been hiding (hibernating?) in the deep-down-darks for years. He resurfaced in college and has been lurking about headspace ever since. It’s impossible to pin Lee down - he just runs around headspace, spouting positive reinforcement and disappearing again. He’s gay as hell, eternally optimistic, and as much as we all want to be annoyed by him, he kinda grows on you after a while.

Ian Gallagher - Cisgender male, gay, he/him/his pronouns. Ian is our resident middle child, and the fourth fictive in our four-fictive system. When he dropped into our system from his source material, he brought his fiery temper, his bipolar disorder, his fierce loyalty, and his quick wits. He left behind his family and his boyfriend, as well as the only city and only home he’s ever known.

Crikket - Cisgender girl, lesbian, she/her/hers pronouns. Another fiery redhead with another fiery temper. Crikket is a 15-year-old from the LA area. She and her friends were a roving band of homeless punks, a true Girl Gang, always looking out for one another. Now, Crikket is here in our system, kicking ass and taking names.

Andie - Cisgender woman, heterosexual, she/her/hers pronouns. A truly loathsome individual. A snob. A rude lady. She’s from Liverpool, she’s an asshole, and at one point Niko drop-kicked her ass into the deep-down-darks, but now she’s back, and no one is happy to see her. She doesn’t get a new profile picture either, because I’m not wasting any effort on her until she apologizes.

Luz - Cisgender woman, lesbian, she/her/hers pronouns. Luz is a nerd. She’s a lawyer, originally from Columbia, but raised primarily in Palo Alto. She misses her life, her parents, her wife, and her environmentally-conscious car. She is 32 and pretty well-adjusted, all things considered.

Vex - genderless humanoid. Vex is a changeling, as far as we can tell. It arrived in the form of a human child, but if you look at it out of the corner of your eye or if it feels threatened, it shifts into a distinctly non-human form. Vex rarely speaks, opting to mostly hiss, growl, and bite, but sometimes hums when it’s having an alright day. We’ve also heard it talking to itself.

Pepper - our black lab mix isn’t a system member; he’s our cute-as-hell service dog! He likes long walks and other dogs and people and wiggling.

Red Eyes - prosecutor, demon, asshole. Honestly, fuck this guy.



