"I'm Dylan Larkin and I have a hockey butt."

See his ad HERE. With those few words, the Red Wings star launched a thousand memes -- at least -- and had the term #hockeybutt trending on Twitter.

It got us thinking about hockey butts and their possible downsides.

Sure, ladies seem to love them, but what happens when you knock over everything in your path?

Worse, what happens when people can't keep their eyes above your waist.

There's probably a support group for those men. And if there was, they would promote it like this.

You're welcome. And we're sorry.