Dixie: But what about Katya?! SHE'S. JUST. SO. FUNNY.

Chad: Yes, Katya is wonderful and hilarious. But I've seen a lot of absurdist Bjork impressions before. She did well, but it didn't feel as fresh and new.

Dixie: She was quick. She focused. It was solid

Chad: It was! I just thought Alyssa's was more exciting and unhinged.

Dixie: I loved it. AND when we watched her, we could relax. We KNEW she would kill it, so we could just enjoy it. Whereas with someone like Alyssa or Detox, you have a knot in your stomach.

Chad: What did you think of Phi Phi's Long Island Medium schtick?

Dixie: I think Phi Phi's Snatch Game MUST have had an edit in there somewhere... how was she safe with that? And wasn't it Ross who said how great it was? That was incredibly lackluster. She had some good IDEAS, but she didn't take it far enough. When Ru caught her writing the answer, I got the bit, but I didn't laugh, because she didn't take it far enough with Ru.

Chad: Right, I liked the overall concept of playing a fraudster psychic, but the actual performance wasn't anything exciting. I was shocked she wasn't in the bottom.

Dixie: I like Phi Phi. I was cheering her on BIG TIME in Episode 1.

Chad: I like her, too, but I just don't think she's standing out in this competition. At least she gets SOME screen time, as opposed to poor Ginger.

Dixie: Oh...Ginger. Who was she last night? OH! Tammy Faye. Yeah...it was good. I feel like when Ginger made her comment about the lackluster reputation she and the girls in her season get, she kind of reminded us all of why Season 7 is that season we all agree to just not talk about... She had some good lines, like the “panties filled with God's love.” But I don't know... Ginger always leaves me feeling like my panties could use more filling.

Chad: Ha! Yeah, she's very funny, very talented. She's very reliable and consistent, but rarely EXCITING.

Dixie: YES! So, so well said. I cannot deny her humor and talent, but she just doesn't make me cackle. I don't get excited to watch her. And now...the bottom 3....

Chad: Can we all agree that no drag queen should ever pick Nancy Grace ever again?

Dixie: Oh, Detox. My blessed Detox. WHAT HAPPENED?! She had all the lines down. She had the focus on child murder (ALWAYS a laugh riot). She looked MUCH better than Acid Betty's version, but it was not funny.

Chad: Now, what about Tatianna? I thought she started out with a few good jokes. But...

Dixie: Ariana, just like Taylor Swift and Pink, is a pop star without a personality quirk to make her funny. Britney was funny because it was early on in the series and playing just a dumb girl could work. SHE LOOKED STUNNING, and when she came on screen, Sidetrack erupted!

Chad: Right, she was legitimately good in Season 2. But girl was off her game this time around.

Dixie: She wasn't awful, though. I didn't cringe. I think she thought more about the look than the character. The whistle tones thing was funny, I'll give her that. When I sing, I don't kill dogs. I just make cats horny.

Chad: Right, she definitely has a quick wit, but something was just off. She spaced out.

Dixie: WAIT. We forgot the biggest tragedy of all!

Chad: Oh! Which?

Dixie: Doesn't that say it all? Roxxxy as Alaska.

Chad: Oh, Roxxxy. Yes...... She didn't even get the voice right.

Dixie: I am a HUGE fan of her this season. The chip is off her shoulder and she's just f*cking gorgeous. But this was an epic fail.