I was having a really terrible day today. My kid is at the doctor with a nasty fever and I was in the dumps. So I'm working from home while my wife is at the doctor and lo and behold the postman arrives today with a massive heavy package with lovely reddit letter decorations on it. I was of course extremely excited. But then, oh my good I opened the motherload of goodness and all I can say is despite having tried to a good job for my giftee, I am going to try harder next time. My santa is AMAZING. Not only did they get me a ton of wonderful toys, books, candy, and decorative items, but they labled each item with a little post-it with a joke or comment on it as well as writing a nice letter. I mean, a box of skittles is great, but a box of skittles with a post it that says "If you don't know what to do with these by now then you're on your own" is the kind of thing you'd only get from a redditor. The highlight piece was a remote control helicopter labled as "for DIY drone strikes". I am truly humbled and amazed by this redditor's generosity. It really could not have been better timing, giving me a huge smile on a day when otherwise i'd be down in the dumps worrying about my kid. Thank you thank you thank you. A million thank yous. If I get shafted by my next 10 santas it really won't matter as this has already made up for it. All of this on my first time! What a great way to lose my reddit santa virginity!!!