There are a lot of pipes.

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Everyone! We are finally going to have a new shirt! I know approximately twelve generations have passed since we had a new design, but it should actually be happening.

What kind of shirt is it, you ask? I will give you a hint: it is Veiny Dog. Veiny Dog. It is a Veiny Dog shirt. The shirt has Veiny Dog.

If you think this might be a thing that you want, it will probably be on sale on Monday! If you want to give this to someone as a Christmas gift and live in the US, you will have a very short window to order one and get it in time. You will have to order it by Wednesday! It makes a great last minute present, though. Just imagine your grandmother’s face when you hand her a shirt that has a dog with hecka veins.

-Alex