Re: Can furries go to Heaven? - 09-04-2008, 04:02 PM 09-04-2008, 04:02 PM Quote: PlasmaticFox Originally Posted by All my life, I have been a Christian...



Though one thing has concerned me: furries...



At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.



Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?



Let's look at this logically, ignoring the Bible entirely. (I know how you False Christians like to ignore the Bible, so we'll try this on your level.)



God created humans as the pinnacle of Creation, right? You want to dress up as a comic-book version of a food item or other lower being, such as a chicken or cat or



Well listen up, Wendy!



Right off the top of my head, I can mention a "culture" that does exactly what you suggest. The Native Americans, commonly known as "American Injuns", dress up as various animals, claiming that they have animal "spirit guides". We True Christians know that they are being misled by demons, but they ignore our warnings.



How's that working out for them?



Judging by their situation -- crammed into tiny plots of worthless land where nothing can grow, subsisting on alcohol and insulin injections (because they're all fat drunks with diabetes), collecting welfare and generally educating themselves to the level of the average retarded -- I'd say GOD HATES INJUNS.



Why?



BECAUSE THEY ARE FURRIES.



Now, do you wish to follow their path? Do you wish to be a fat, diabetic, poverty-stricken drunk loser? Or would you rather be a True Christian, blessed by God, and headed for Heaven?



The choice is yours, friend. As Sister Talitha has pointed out, your first post gives you away. You, sir, ARE a furry.Let's look at this logically, ignoring the Bible entirely. (I know how you False Christians like to ignore the Bible, so we'll try this on your level.)God created humans as the pinnacle of Creation, right? You want to dress up as a comic-book version of a food item or other lower being, such as a chicken or cat or Plasmatic Fox . Maybe you want to fornicate with other freaks in your fursuit, or maybe you just want to entertain and molest small children at parties.Well listen up, Wendy!Right off the top of my head, I can mention a "culture" that does exactly what you suggest. The Native Americans, commonly known as "American Injuns", dress up as various animals, claiming that they have animal "spirit guides". We True Christians know that they are being misled by demons, but they ignore our warnings.How's that working out for them?Judging by their situation -- crammed into tiny plots of worthless land where nothing can grow, subsisting on alcohol and insulin injections (because they're all fat drunks with diabetes), collecting welfare and generally educating themselves to the level of the average retarded -- I'd sayWhy?Now, do you wish to follow their path? Do you wish to be a fat, diabetic, poverty-stricken drunk loser? Or would you rather be a True Christian, blessed by God, and headed for Heaven?The choice is yours, friend.

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