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Two men walk into the hospital with two different injuries.

The first guy fell during a game of basketball and scraped his elbow. The doctor cleans out the gravel, disinfects the area, and places a little brown bandaid on the cut. The man thanks him, hops off the table, and goes back to shoot some more hoops.

The second guy has been in a car accident, and his arm is almost completely severed. The doctor cleans out the gravel, disinfects the area, and places a little brown bandaid on the cut.

The man looks down, screaming in pain. “I didn’t scrape my elbow!” He shouts. “What the hell are you doing, doc?”

“Well,” the doctor replies. “I’m an egalitarian.”