Legendary mixed-race professional wrestler “Rowdy” Roddy Piper is reportedly “half-offended” about the controversial racial slurs attributed to Hulk Hogan.

“On this controversy, I’m split down the middle,” said Piper, whose father was Scottish and whose mother was African-Saskatchewanian.

“Oh baby Jesus,” he added, “I’m torn.”

Piper, whose mixed-race roots are evident by the stark contrast in pigmentation between the left and right sides of his body, says he has “half a mind to confront Hogan” about the racial tirade.

“But,” he added, “I’m of two minds on the subject.”

Piper himself has been accused of racism in the past, including one coconut-related assault of a barefoot Fijian.