I did a bunch of zombie Doctor Who’s for my daughter. Now apparently I have to zombify the Avengers for my son.

So of course you have to start with Thor. Because he’s the coolest

Damn you Chris Hemsworth! Why must you be so damned handsome and manly! It’s not fair.

I’m adding you to the list of people who’s lives are better than mine and I hate for no logical reason. Take that.

That’s not true, I don’t hate him. He’s Thor. You can’t hate Thor.