alias "line1" "say I sexually Identify as a hat."

alias "line2" "say Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of mercenaries and neckbeards alike to try me on as a clothing accessory."

alias "line3" "say say People say to me that a person being a hat is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful."

alias "line4" "say I’m having a plastic surgeon place my organs into the hat of my choice."

alias "line5" "say From now on I want you guys to call me “Trilby” and respect my right be worn by varied groups of people."

alias "line6" "say If you can’t accept me you’re a hatiphobe and need to check your clothing privilege."

alias "line7" "say Thank you for being so understanding."

alias "CHECK" "line1; wait 122; line2; wait 122; line3; wait 122; line4; wait 122; line5; wait 122; line6; wait 122; line7"