He gets on with life as a thane,He's a sexy kinda chap.He likes killing bandits on Sundays,He likes raiding forts in the week.He likes to contemplate Mead.But when he starts to daydream,His mind turns straight to a sweetroll.He likes to use words like 'Fus ro dah,'He likes to use words like 'alright.'He likes to use words about Mead.But when he stops his talking,His mind turns straight to a sweetroll.He likes to hang out with tullius,He likes to kick back with kharjo,But when left alone,His mind turns straight to a sweetroll.He's not too fond of Nazeem,He really hates trolls,But he just thinks back to a sweetroll,And he's happy once again.

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