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I wrote a song for Denny’s. Sorry. I get a little emotional about my cured meats. — KC

Bacon



Doc says my heart can’t handle it.

My diet is too high in fat.

What’s a man supposed to do

when bacon is his favorite food group?

Now I don’t mind a little green on my plate,

but I live for an oinker’s taste.

What’s a man supposed to do

when bacon is his favorite food group?

Eat at Denny’s until his life is through.