Thanksgiving? More like thanks for giving us your land, bye now – lets celebrate!

Americans celebrate a day when European ancestors came over to feed the hungry Native Indians in exchange for all of their land. The Americans that settled in, what is now known as, New America had brought an abundance of food from Old America knowing they could take full advantage of the starving desperate Native Indians. The settlers had no respect for the poor and hungry Native Indians. American pilgrims would often dangle a carrot or corn dog from a fishing line within reach for them only to pull it back up whenever Natives were about to grab it. Americans made an unfair deal to trade all of India’s land for plates of food worth only 3 or 4 stars. If Yelp existed 3 centuries ago I would go back and comment how poor the Pilgrims service was and how steep the bill became after they added a bunch of stuff to the tab that the Native Indians never received nor ordered.

Don’t even get me started on Black Friday. Black Friday? Seriously? Why does the day have to be black? The day everything is cheap so black people will buy stuff? Get out of here! Black Friday started as a bad joke that caught on and got way to out of hand. That day should not be about color. Fridays are meant to be the last day off the work week and its important to end every week on a good note. I propose we change the name from Black Friday to Whack Friday. The day the prices and deals are so good its whack!

In conclusion, the Native Indians should be given reparations of free meals and land. Furthermore, Pilgrims need to stop what they’re doing and realize that people are people too and that they deserve respect. The Pilgrims were wrong and are racist and should cease trolling and controlling minorities. That means they must immediately return land owed for a full refund and end inappropriate holidays.

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