White Weenies - who doesn't love it?

Me, I think it's pretty sweet. In all my years of playing Magic (on and off over the last twenty, yes, I'm old) I've always been drawn to White Weenies because they're cheap, fast, and you can't stop the wave once it gets rolling because OMG FRLS ITS WEENIE TIME!!!!

So about those weenies. Origins is coming and it's got some purty mouths in it waiting to be used in a Weenie build. To prepare for it, I'm playing around with what's in Standard right at this very moment because I can. Then, with this experience, I can play with what Origins is delivering and drop the hammer on unsuspecting non-weenies at a FNM near you (or near me, depends on if you live in my area).

So let's talk about the guest list:

Look at the deck. Playtest the deck. Upvote the deck. And give your thoughts: What works? What doesn't work? Sweet baby jeebus, bigpappyj, why did you put that card in there? What out of Origins would make this more sweet? Who is your celebrity twin? Mine's Ed Helms.

Love this deck as if it were your own. Help me put weenies in the faces of others! And get your mind out of the gutter!