White Claw, Truly, Smirnoff, even Natty Light and PBR… up until now, it’s all been child’s play.

Four Loko has officially entered the chat.

Sharing this photo to Twitter today, it appears as though Four Loko is about to release their own hard seltzer, with a coma-inducing 14% alcohol-by-volume and a “hint of blue razz.”

I’m scared.

Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly pic.twitter.com/g5ilBIyhl4 — Four Loko (@fourloko) August 13, 2019

God help us, God help us all…