"In the First Age, in the First Battle, when the Shadows first lengthened, one stood. She chose the path of perpetual torment. In her ravinage hatedred, she found no peace. And with boiling blood she scowad the Umbral Planes seeking vengeance against the Dark Lords who had robbed her. And those who tasted the bite of her Boomhammer named her: the Boopslayer." -Boopslayer Testaments﻿