Following the Supreme Court ruling striking down state bans on gay marriage this morning, American Family Radio’s Bryan Fischer had a bit of a meltdown on Twitter, which he subsequently cobbled together into a column that he then read on his radio program this afternoon.

In the span of two minutes, he managed to compare the ruling to 9/11, slavery, the attack on Pearl Harbor, and Sodom and Gomorrah.

“From a moral standpoint, 6/26 is the new 9/11,” Fischer declared, “because it was on this day that five justices of the United States Supreme Court became moral jihadists, They became rainbow jihadists and they blasted the twin pillars of truth and righteousness into rubble. And they did this by imposing sodomy-based marriage on the United States through an act of judicial tyranny.”

“We the people have ceased to be our own rulers,” he continued. “We are now serfs on a plantation that’s being run by cultural elites who wear black robes and use the gavels like the slaveholders of old used to use their whips, to beat us, as social conservatives, into abject submission.”

“Today, June 26, 2015, is a date which will live in infamy,” Fischer added. “On this day, the United States became Sodom and Gomorrah.”