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St. Mark's Place (NYCity) (sophisticated look) December 19, 2015 · 3

I had a call from an important client down in SoHo. She called me to say that the distressed neo-punk fish trawler look I'd crafted for her needed emergency re-imagination because the tattered trash shawl that held the whole look together was recently seen on the shoulders of Jennifer Aniston (ew) and was therefore no longer fresh, poppy, and vibrant. And so it was up to Tace once more to save the day. Figures. Va voom!



Consider this my fashion Superboii costume. In New York City (The Big Apple), it's essential you blend in and are able to move quickly through the crowds, as if you weren't even there. That's why wearing all black is key. But if someone should happen to turn their eye to you, you also need to be fashionable, with the latest cuts from Milanese designers. To your average ordinary office worker schlub or greasy food services wageslave, it's a Gildan 50/50 plain black t-shirt. To those in the now, it's a $400 Isaac Van Weir Nevertee. If the peons don't get it, it's not your problem.



Case in point, on 9/11 when the towers were attacked, I was able to move deftly in and out of crowds and rubble avoiding unnecessary attention, all the while looking sleek, sophisticated, and quite frankly expensive.



Anyway needless to say your hero Superboii fixed the wardrobe issue for his client and spent the rest of the day chilling with Jaquese at Von Von VON, an excellent little hole-in-the-wall bistro that nobody really knows about. I'm better than you.