The contents of my present consisted of one deck of playing cards, one bar of dial soap, one can of tuna fish, one pair of Budweiser Sun glasses, one package of incense sticks, two Dunlop guitar picks, one university of Illinois pencil, one package of Stride chewing gum.... and one out-of-box vibrator. Needless to say, I won't be using the vibrator, unfortunately. Thank you, from my "friends" at the University of Illinois- Next time, send extra heavy guitar picks and a Jeremy Irons love doll-

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!