On Thursday, after using a traditional Thanksgiving phone call with members of the military to rail against the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals and trash refugees attempting to enter the country via the U.S.-Mexico border, Donald Trump was asked by reporters what he was thankful for this year. Initially, it almost looked like he was going to do a successful impression of a functioning human being, responding that he was thankful for his family. But, obviously, he wasn’t finished. “[I’m thankful] . . . for having made a tremendous difference in this country,” Trump added. “I’ve made a tremendous difference in the country. This country is so much stronger now than it was when I took office that you wouldn't believe it.” Incredibly, he continued: “I mean, you see, but so much stronger people can’t even believe it. When I see foreign leaders they say we cannot believe the difference in strength between the United States now and the United States two years ago. Made a lot of progress.”

Strangely, Trump did not provide any examples of all the incredible changes he’s made since taking office, but we assume, if more pressing issues inside Mar-a-Lago weren’t beckoning, he would have listed:

To be fair, “tremendous difference” doesn’t necessarily mean for the better. Happy Thanksgiving!