President Trump’s first foreign jaunt brought him to the Vatican on Wednesday morning. His Holiness Pope Francis—Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the State of Vatican City, Servant of the Servants of God—was pissed. Just look at him.

Pope Francis is literally my favorite angsty teen pic.twitter.com/2lOab6gv2J — Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 24, 2017

Jesus.

Pope: Sorry, but I can't sell you your soul back.

Trump: Come on, I'll give you a million dollars!

P: That's not how it works.

T: 2 million? pic.twitter.com/vsQZgu12dQ — Mike P Williams (@Mike_P_Williams) May 24, 2017

The Stung Pope.

The Pope's expression is priceless. I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM STANDING NEXT TO THIS MAN pic.twitter.com/aAO2OczWLm — Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 24, 2017

“When pool entered the study, the pope and the president were seated across from each other at the pope’s wooden desk,” the morning’s press pool report reads. “POTUS told the pope ‘it’s a very great honor.’ The pope did not say anything. He did not smile. He looked at pool several times. We were quickly ushered out at 8:33 am.”



Oof. Remember how happy Francis was to see the other guy?

The Pope and Obama, smiling pic.twitter.com/qmH03huZKs — Jan Sims (@onlypeace4us) May 24, 2017

Anyway: “After the meeting,” NPR reports, “Trump met with Italian Prime Minister Paolo Gentiloni. When asked about his discussion with Francis, Trump said it had gone very well. ‘He is something,’ Trump said.”

Nice shot of a cheerful Pope Francis giving Trump the tour. 'Chairs, floor, walls ... We're done, get out.' pic.twitter.com/94Rv9U8h9t — Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) May 24, 2017

Update, May 24, 2017, at 11 a.m.: The president would like everyone to know that his meeting with the Pope went well, actually. So well, in fact, that he’s made a photo of it his Twitter banner.