Remember Scott Norwood as the guy who passed O.J. Simpson as the Buffalo Bills all-time leading scorer? Probably not. He’s better remembered as the guy who pushed a long field goal wide, thereby losing Super Bowl XXV for the Bills.

This inspired the plot to “Ace: Ventura, Pet Detective”, thus allowing Jim Carrey to make about four dozen stinkers. This final infraction has doomed the placekicker to the ninth circle of Dante’s hell, along with traitors and people who buy stuff from spam e-mails.

Many noble men have dedicated their lives to the perfection of their sports abilities, only to screw up once and forever be spat upon by the sports-going public (and rightfully so). Some athletes have had particularly exceptional careers derailed by one lapse of concentration, and are now remembered solely for that feat of misfortune. People like:

That Guy Who Head-Butted That Defender in the World Cup Championship

International soccer fans saw Zinedine Zidane become the hero of the 1998 world cup finals. In 2006, he became one of only four players in World Cup history to score in two different finals, and sweat five different flavors of Gatorade at the same time.

In that same game, Zidane also became one of the only two players to be ejected in two different World Cups when he buried his forehead in the undoubtedly hairy chest of an Italian defender. Oddly enough, Zidane got his starting job when the previous player was suspended for one year for attacking a fan.

That Guy Who Missed the Pole Vault and the Olympics

Dan O’Brien was on his way to becoming the most successful of the millions of people named Dan O’Brien. Three consecutive world titles in the Decathlon and an Olympic Gold in Atlanta Decathlon in 1996 would’ve helped solidify that, had he not already completely goofed up his career.

He was the co-subject of a 1992 high-profile Reebok campaign which was supposed to follow O’Brien and Dave Johnson through the qualifying rounds and into the Olympics. At the quals, after a record-setting Day 1 for O’Brien, he set the pole vault at a lofty, and unnecessarily high, 15 feet 9 inches for his first jump. He failed, and didn’t even qualify for the Olympics. Since Bruce Jenner’s already cornered the “decathletes on reality television” market, O’Brien’s pretty screwed for a career.

That Guy Who Let the Ball Roll Through his Legs and Lost the 1986 World Series for Boston

Bill Buckner had 2715 career hits in his 20-year career. He won a batting title, went to an all-star game, and was the first major leaguer to wear high tops (thus protecting millions of white people from break dancing injuries). In 1986, batted .340 and drove in over 100 runs.

Nobody cares. Nobody in Boston anyway, where Bill Buckner flubbed a routine grounder that would’ve ended the World Series inning, and Boston might have been able to end the Curse decades earlier.

That Dude Who Choked on a 3-foot Putt

Doug Sanders won 20 PGA tour tournaments and sponsored the Doug Sanders international junior golf championship. But everybody knows him as the guy who missed a three-foot putt to choke away the 1970 British Open, and indirectly ensuring seedy sports psychologists would have careers for decades.

Jack Nicklaus won the championship, and the victory sparked a comeback for his career.

That Guy Who Muffed the Fly Ball in the 1912 World Series

Fred Snodgrass was an outfielder for the New York Giants, Snodgrass played in 3 consecutive World Series from 1911 to 1913. True, he missed an easy catch in the 1912 series, but all reports say he made up for it with spectacular play the rest of the game.

Additional sloppy play by teammates lost that game. Despite this, in 1974, NY Times obituary headline read “Fred Snodgrass, 86, Dead; Ball Player Muffed 1912 Fly.” You probably have to be a bitter dick to be an obituaries editor.