So my Secret Santa gift just came in from being held up at my postoffice. For some reason they didn't send out info that they had recived it.

Opening the box back home, This is what I found:

1. A State Capitol glass (Dirty as fuck (Santas words)).

2. An oversized Penny.

3. A Shark, named Akula.

4. A Dinosaur, no name.

5. A Hollywood film clapperboard. (For me to use when I shoot dope moviescenes. (I work as an actor)).

6. Flourite crystal with blue bag. (will protect me through this nasty world.)

The Spinfinity Pulsar Phazer! Nuclear Fusion Core inc. (I should use it on my enemies and ghost. And I should be careful with recharging to often because the core might explode and I will die and my enemies will win.)



and...

8. A lovely handwritten letter describing all the wonderful gifts for me.

I love them all!!!. Thank you Santa! You're the best! So thinks my 4 year old daughter who is having a blast with the Pulsar Phazer! All my best and Happy New Year!