Dump a truckload of Donald Trump piñatas onto him Hell yes! It's basically saying, "Look, Trump, you're narcissism and bad attitude is coming back to haunt you! " - Elric-san I say give him a one-way ticket to Syria... - DieGedankenSindFrei This list rules YAY NO MORE TRUMP - Fatty5000

Have Rolf's from Ed, Edd, n Eddy farm animals stampede over him Or at least a guy who looks like him for realism. Rolf: Victor, we have trespassers!

Me: Wilfred, you too!

Ed: Chickens!

Me: Now how do I do that trick again (crack my knuckles loudly)?

Animals: (animals go on a stampede and run over Donald Trump).

Trump: I've just been Trump-eded! But my daddy gave me a small loan of a million dollars! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Donald Trump calls Patrick Star tubby and Patrick Star goes Super Saiyan on him Patrick: Tubby? Grr! Nobody! Calls me! Tubby! Ahhh! I am the Super Saiyan! Son Patrick! I should take you and push you somewhere else! Because mayonnaise IS an instrument! You took my one and only dignity! Now I'm gonna starve! - ModernSpongeBobSucks Make it the next episode of SpongeBob please - KingSlayer93316 This made me laugh. I would pay so much to see it. I seriously need to see this. - Powerfulgirl10

Have several anime characters beat him up Have that black clover founders girl throw him through walls after Trump groped her I would like to see this! Is Yuno Gasai going to beat up Donald Trump with over 9000 anime characters on her side? I just don't wan to see Pico or Sekai or Makoto from bad series.-Vestalis Any Fullmetal Alchemist character would be enough to beat him up. You thought it was a weeaboo who posted that anime comment on Top 10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Shouldn't Win the 2016 Presidential Election. But it was me, ModernSpongeBobSucks! That's right! Let's have over 9000 anime characters beat up Donald Trump! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Courage the Cowardly Dog screams so loud that Donald Trump's body begins malfunctioning and beating himself up like Patrick Star did Just make sure to make Courage watch a horror movie first. Then make Trump hit himself in a frying pan when he starts to beat himself up. - Powerfulgirl10 Ear drums do not work like that... But... That would be awesome. - Fandom_Lover Now for Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 3DS and Wii U! Courage Scares Up A Fight! Courage will scream like a Super Saiyan and make corn cobs come out of Donald Trump's ears as he starts beating himself up! - ModernSpongeBobSucks *claps* - funnyuser

Chase him around while trying to hit him with a toilet plunger I would so do this because I hate Donald Trump! Get him with the plunger! LOL I need a plunger right now. Trump deserves this. - Powerfulgirl10 My method would be to stick a bunch of plungers to him - KingSlayer93316 Can I cover the plunger in spikes? - RoseWeasley

Whack him with jumbo-sized corn cobs For me, I would dual wield those corn cobs like Kirito from Sword Art Online. I'd be like, "Cornburst Pop! " Donald Trump's hair looks like corn and should really get shucked. But then Donald Trump would be bald! LOL! - Puga For me, I would dual wield those corn cobs like Kirito from Sword Art Online. I'd be like, "Cornburst Pop! " Donald Trump's hair looks like corn and should really get shucked. But then Donald Trump would be bald! LOL! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Spank him with a rowing oar Powerfulgirl10 it will nothappen trumps mommy is dead - ihatetrump Donald: But Mommy, I didn't really mean that I would make a border between Mexico and the U.S. *cries as he gets spanked in the butt with the oar*

Donald's Mom: Shut up you big baby! I am highly disappointed in you. Go to your room! You're grounded!

Please make this happen! - Powerfulgirl10

Hit him with a frying pan I'll take the biggest one I can find and use all my strength to knock his brain out of his head. - Powerfulgirl10 Most straight-forward way to do it I guess. - KingFab Let's have Truffles from Chowder do it for us! - ModernSpongeBobSucks You can do that in PUBG - VeganTurtle

Kirby turns into Hypernova Kirby and sucks up a dumpster truck to exhale at Donald Trump 10 Please someone animate this! - Powerfulgirl10 good idea - Fatty5000 Kirby! Kirby! Kirby!

Kirby-yy!

Hy-per nova!

Sayo-nara!

Suck-a!

He'll beat up-a!

A Trump-a!

Trump really does suck-a!

Dump-a!

Dumpster Truck-a!

In Kirby's Trump Beat Down-a! - ModernSpongeBobSucks

The Contenders

Have Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders punch both sides of his cheeks 11 My two favorite 2016 presidential candidates beating up my least favorite 2016 presidential candidate. Perfect. Yes make this happen! I HATE ALL THREE OF THEM! You have a little bit of intelligence for hating trump but not as much as a normal person for hating bernie and hillary

Smack his hair with a wet, dirty mop that's filled with rotten potato wedges 12 His hair looks like it was taken from a mop like how SpongeBob got a mop for a wig in Wigstruck. Bet Samurai Jack could wield that mop like a boss! After all, he needs to wipe off that corn smell he has of his. - ModernSpongeBobSucks What hair? - MontyPython

Have a kid kick him in the balls real hard 13 Good job to the person who added this here! - ModernSpongeBobSucks That kid kicked balls of Donald Trump - Hoxton Can I be the person to kick him in the balls? I'll make sure to wear extra sharp cleats, too. - Powerfulgirl10 Yes great idea - Fatty5000

Spank him with a belt 14 Trump is a racist idiot - ihatetrump Donald: Mexicans SUCK!

Donald's Mom: That's it! You're getting spanked! *pulls Trump's pants down and spanks him with a belt extremely hard*

Donald: YEOWWEE! *screams and cries*

Donald's Mom: Go to your room! You're grounded... again! - Powerfulgirl10

Strap him to the front of a Jeep and use him to run over a field of pumpkins 15 I had to say a jeep, because Donald Trump would be too big for a motorcycle. I was originally going to say a field of cacti, but I thought it was too cruel. Still, it would be fun to see Trump get smashed into pumpkins! - ModernSpongeBobSucks I like this idea. Definitely brings out the orange in him. - Cesium Yeah he is fat - Fatty5000 Jeep Driver: Oh look Donald Trump sign our autographs

Donald Trump: Oh really, for a small loan of dollars!

Jeep Driver: I'll strap him on the jeep(drives to a field of pumpkins

Donald Trump: Oh mommy I just went boom boom

(Donald Trump gets hit by pumpkins)

Try to pull his hair out real hard 16 You mean his toupee? I guess since there's still some numbskulls voting for him, I can sell his toupee and make a fortune. But I think a snapshot of the action would be more valuable. - Cesium what hair? you mean wig?

17 Beat him to death with a chainsaw!

Chuck Norris beats him up 18 Dude yes. This needs to be higher. - Cesium (Evill laugh)

Beat him with a metal spiked jagged piece of metal 19 Just so we're clear, I did NOT add this item. I hate Donald Trump, but this is a bit more brutal rather than funny. - ModernSpongeBobSucks Um, that might be a biiit too extreme. - Elric-san

Have Godzilla step on him 20 Or have him breathe blue fire and burn him. - Powerfulgirl10 Godzilla Will Burn Down The Trump Wall

21 Power up your hand then slap him in the face

22 Use karate on him

23 Use taekwondo on him

24 Hit him with furniture right on the head real hard