[WAIT. WAIIIIIIT. DID I JUST- NO.] ==>

ALPHA MALE: WHISTLE FOR STALLIONS.

WAIT. HOLD UP ONE GODDAMN MINUTE. I HAVE A THEORY.

DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS? HAVE WE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE ANDREW’S MANSION WAS??? IN LOSHIT?

i dont even know ON WITH THE READING

At least John escaped the impossible door trap.

YOU BECKON A FLOCK OF NOBLE MOUNTS. YOUR PARTY WILL NEED THEM. TO GALLOP ACROSS MY BEAUTIFUL REALM OF WONDERS.

I swear I said something almost identical to realm of wonders in my last update.

Ok so i called it a “realm of wonder” but thats close enough wow Hussie dont plagerize meh wording.

STALLIONS: DESCEND.

Fucking horses, man, I’m telling you they are, uh …I forgot the point I was making. Rest assured though, they’re horses.

THE ALPHA MALE’S REIGN OF ADVENTURE BEGINS HERE. ON THIS ROOF. OVERLOOKING AN ENCHANTED CLIFFSCAPE. HOST TO INNUMERABLE GORGEOUS STALLIONS.



HOW IRONIC. THAT HIS VERY DEPARTURE. WOULD BE IN THE PROXIMITY OF SOME HORSES. WHAT. YOU DIDN’T FOLLOW THAT? JUST THINK IT OVER.



THINK IT OVER.

I DID THINK IT OVER AND I REALIZED THIS IS THE SAME FUCKING THING HUSSIE SAID BEFORE LORD ENGLISH KILLED HIM. AND NOW A YOUNG LORD ENGLISH IS TELLING DAVE THE SAME THING. Great just what we needed more proof Dave will kill Caliborn/Lord English.

MOUNT STEEDS.

That command isn’t even directed towards anyone. Caliborn you suck at storytelling.

At least he was nice enough to give ghost boy over here a stallion, too. Even if he rejects the offer.

ALL MEMBERS OF YOUR PARTY SIT ON THEIR MAJESTIC BEASTS OF BURDEN. AND PREPARE TO RIDE LIKE THE WIND. IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. THAT THE INCOMPLETE HORSES. MUST BE RESERVED FOR THE WOMEN.

Caliborn really really hates women. But I’m not sure if he means hate hate or <3< hate, but then again you can never really tell.