The Shaggy Dog Joke

One day I was walking my shaggy dog down the street when a man asked to pet him. The man told me that my dog was the shaggiest dog that he had ever seen and that I should enter him in the local shaggy dog contest. So I walked to my local town hall and payed the fifteen dollar admission fee. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said “ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen, you win” he then told me how I now qualify for the state shaggy dog contest. So I took the train to the capital, then the bus to the arena. I payed the 25 dollar admission and walked onto the stage. There was at least 50 people in the audience so I was pretty nervous. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said “ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen, you win” he then told me how I now qualify for the regional shaggy dog contest. I took a plane to the city that it will be held in. I payed the 30 dollar admission and went in. After going into the park where the contest took place I noticed that nearly 100 people were in the audience. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said “ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen, you win” he then told me how I now qualify for the national contest. I flew to New York City to were the contest will be held. I took the bus to the stadium where the contest is being held. I payed the 50 dollar admission and walked onto the field. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said “ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen, you win” he then told me how I now qualify for the world championship. I flew to London where the championship is being held. I took the bus to Wembley stadium and payed the 75 dollar admission and walked onto the field. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said “ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen, you win” he then told me how I now qualify for the solar system contest. So I called up Elon musk and he lent me a spaceship to fly to Uranus for the contest.

I payed the 100 star buck admission and the walked in to the arena. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “hebsb hn hsbsbko” Which loosely translates to “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said knxbxbxyx hgf sjk which loosely translates to“ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “cavsvsgats gsvewcdr idjdh” which loosely translates to “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen you win” he then told me how I now qualify for the Milky Way finals. So I flew the spaceship to planet #562781926. I payed the 300 star buck

admission. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “hebsb hn hsbsbko” Which loosely translates to “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said knxbxbxyx hgf sjk which loosely translates to“ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “cavsvsgats gsvewcdr idjdh” which loosely translates to “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen you win”he then told me how I now qualify for the universe contest. So I took my spaceship to galaxy #2075025062. And then I landed in front of the stadium. I payed the 350 star buck admission and walked in. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “hebsb hn hsbsbko” Which loosely translates to “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said knxbxbxyx hgf sjk which loosely translates to“ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “cavsvsgats gsvewcdr idjdh” which loosely translates to “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen you win”he then told me how I now qualify for the dimension finals. I took my spaceship to the center of the universe and landed on planet #lol69420666xd and landed in front of the arena. I payed the 450 star buck admission and walked in. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “hebsb hn hsbsbko” Which loosely translates to “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said knxbxbxyx hgf sjk which loosely translates to“ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “cavsvsgats gsvewcdr idjdh” which loosely translates to “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen you win” then he told me how I qualified for the everything known contest. So I took my spaceship to Wyoming and payed the 189 dollar admission and walked in. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “hebsb hn hsbsbko” Which loosely translates to “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said knxbxbxyx hgf sjk which loosely translates to“ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “cavsvsgats gsvewcdr idjdh” which loosely translates to “That’s the shaggiest dog I’ve ever seen, you win” he then told me how I qualified for the every thing that isn’t known contest. So I flew to Dimension hebdbgxjdnebe and went to the arena. I walked my dog to the first judge and he said “hebsb hn hsbsbko” Which loosely translates to “that is a really shaggy dog.” The next judge said knxbxbxyx hgf sjk which loosely translates to“ your dog is very shaggy”. And then finally the final judge said “@&$)(%#^*>. hugywhd” which loosely translates to “Your dog isn’t even that shaggy, how did you get this far”

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