There was a box on my deck from Amazon. Wait, I didn't order anything and forgot did I? MY SECRET SANTA IS THE FREAKIN' CEO OF AMAZON JEFFREY BEZOS? Holy shoot, time to open this puppy.

Underneath all the plastic bags, which I am totally re-gifting, was a couple of books from my Goodread To Read list. First, Casino Royale, which was added recently after I watched the movie Skyfall. Wanted to read some of the original material because spy stuff is neat. Second, was Year Zero written by the guy that made Rhapsody. I forget where I heard about it, but it's about aliens and music so it's probably neat!

Finally, my asshole cat got himself a Cat Charmer. I'm going to go attack him with it because we hate each other so much. The fibers and such won't make him choke and die so that's a plus.

THANKS JEFFREY OR JEFFREY'S ASSISTANT OR WHOEVER!

All kidding aside, my first Reddit Secret Santa was great success. Thank you person