With the odds of Brisbane claiming back-to-back titles for the second time having gone through the roof following a disaster month for the Queensland club, we thought we’d open some new markets to give punters some hope.

Find below the latest odds on some of the more likely scenarios to be happening down Castlemaine Street these days.

Credit: Brisbane Roar

Brisbane Roar’s Accurate Betting Market

Henrique kissing both the badge and the camera during a goal celebration: $1.05

A player/fan/official being set alight by the celebratory flames that shoot from the ground at Suncorp Stadium: $2.10 (bets also accepted at Central Coast Stadium)

Shane Stefanuto and Jamie Young coming to blows: $3.00

Frans Thijssen rescuing the Roar’s season: $5.15

Ken Stead to appoint himself as Head Coach: $7.40

Brisbane Roar winning a home game: $20

Mensur Kurtisi filling Besart Berisha’s shoes: $500

The Roar receiving a Christmas card from the Mulveys: $1000

Did we miss any? Let us know in the comments section or on Twitter!