“Do you understand what this means? We finally have solid evidence of the crime that Trump and his chief of staff have already confessed to committing on camera.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“When he was a businessman, Donald Trump never paid anyone. Although, this time he might because it’s not his money — it’s ours.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Now Democrats say the impeachment might take longer than expected because each witness keeps providing even more leads. So basically, Trump’s legal strategy is commit so many crimes they can never finish the investigation. [as Trump] ‘They’re almost done? Tell Don Jr. to rob a bank.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“House Democrats originally thought they could hold an impeachment vote as early as October, but now it might extend into Christmas. An impeachment vote in December? It really is the most wonderful time of the year. In fact, the Hallmark Channel has already jumped on it with yet another new holiday movie, ‘Impeachment in a Pear Tree.’” — JAMES CORDEN