On June 28, 2016, Labour MPs passed a motion of no confidence against Jeremy Corbyn by a margin of 172 to 40. Corbyn has already stated that he will not resign and shall compete in any new Labour leadership elections. However, this is not enough. We demand that all 172 Blairites be purged and shipped to Northern Ireland.

Once there, we ask that the MPs be put to work building a new, nationalized railway system, preferably in such a way that the rail lines will spell out "FARAGE AND THE DUP CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF" to any planes passing overhead. They will be allowed to return once they have successfully turned a Unionist gay with blood transfusions.