Drumstick was born on September 11, 2001 out of his mamas asshole. He was covered in shit and cum (His mom had gotten cream-pied the previous night.) There were these two dicks named Sunshine and Fergie, and they decided that double penetration in the Twin Towers would be silly, so they crashed them with their cute little plane planes, and they went bye-bye. His parents died. Anywhore, Drumstick was just a cute little shit when he discovered the miracle of semen. He was at a retirement home crawling around looking up old women's skirts and nibbling on their wrinkly pussy flaps. "My goodness, we have a little explorer!" said one of the old women. She took him into her room and good ol' Drumstick digested 3 gallons of pussy goop that night. He used her expired vagina for a pacifier and spit up into her crusty anus. "What a gentlemen!" said the kind old lady. "It's been a while since I've a young man drooling on my fat cunt." "Googoo gaga," replied Drumstick. "I'll whip you up a fresh batch of cookies honey," said the kind, and loveable woman. The manager of the retirement home then burst through the doors. "What the fuck is this!?" he said. "You both are going to prison for life!" "He's just a newborn!" cried the old lady with sorrow. "He fucked EVERY woman in the retirement home," said the manager. "Well at least he knows what he's doing you crusty cunt!"…. "That's it!" The manager said with a dog shit hanging out of his dick. He ran up to the woman, and strangled her with her own tits. Drumstick then clapped like a down syndrome patient, and tugged on his dick. The old lady died after about 12 minutes of straight up strangling but her own saggy tits around her neck. "That'll do laddeh, that'll do," Drumstick replied with an unfamiliar voice. "Wait a minute, I know that voice!" said the manager. "You're Kim Jong Un!" "Laddeh, do ya have autism?" Said the mysterious transformed Drumstick. "It is I, the ogrelord, Shrek!" He said with a proud stance. "Now prepare yerself for a shreksual experience!" He pulled out a wing ding the size of a water tower, and the manager knew what to do. "I'm ready Shrek, what needs to be done will be done." "Shut the fuck up laddeh, I need silence." He said in a quiet, calming yet terrifying voice. He shoved his green sausage up the managers ass and out of his mouth. He became one with his dick. "Holy shit Shrek, you might be overdoing it bro!" He said as he was gargling Shrek's dick. "It's not ogre till I say it's ogre!" Shrek roared. His onion juice flooded the manager's entire blood system, and the deed was done. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.