FreeMarginCalls

$18.50

If you know, you know. Wakeup, drink coffee, realize it isn't enough, add your favorite whiskey. Open charts. Cry.

Market opens the exact opposite of all your positions, as is tradition. You double down on your 0 day calls, praying to Jerome "Gainz Goblin" Powell to inject all the liquidity he can to bring SPX to 3500.





Narrator: Jerome did not inject anything into the stonk market that day.

You: Watch all your options expire worthless for -100%.

Narrator: When buying the dip goes wrong.

You: Why is Robinhood asking for money?

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