MIDNIGHT RIDAZZ #116 AROUND THE WORD ON A BIKE



08.9.13

Check in 830PM Take off AT 930PM



South Figueroa Street and state Dr. Los Angeles, CA IN FRONT OF THE PLANE



DISGRACEBOOK



Struggling to get by in the monotony of the 9 to 5? Stuck in a rut and need a getaway?



Midnight Flyers Continental is now offering exceptional rates for LA's cycling community. Ever wanted to visit beautiful Tahiti? The Mediterranean? Really, it doesn't matter what you want. These flights are free and we're running the show, so you'll go wherever the hell we decide to take you!



If we visit the Gulag prison camps of the former Soviet Union, you'll wear your goddamned Hawaiian shirt, snap away on your camera phones, and make the fucking most of it, you ungrateful swine!



BOOK NOW! Many restrictions will apply that we'll definitely not make you aware of. Parachutes and life jackets are encouraged. All passengers are subject to spur-of-the-moment strip searches.



COSTUMES MANDATORY (kind of)! Dress up as the country that most represents you or the country that you feel should represent you. Dress as a tourist (Hawaiian shirt, camera, etc.) or just wrap a flag around your neck.



BEST COSTUMES RECEIVE FIRST-CLASS BOARDING PASSES!



