EXPOSED !

"Riveting!"~Los Angeles Times

"Eye-opening!!"~Variety

"SHOCKING!!!"~Hollywood Reporter

"SCANDALOUS!!!"~The Daily Mail

"Oh my GOD!!! We never knew!"~Big Machine Records

"It grabs you by the short hairs and doesn't let you go!"~TMZ

"I just could NOT look away!"~Stevie Wonder

"Taylor Swift is financed by the Jews!"~Mel Gibson

"Awz made dat bitch famous!!!"~Kanye West

"Who the F***K is Tyler Smith?"~Shia LeBeouf

"Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiitttt!"~R.Kelly

This book (130 pages) contains many photos of Taylor and funny "captions" that MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE for BABIES! A LOT of bat-sh*t crazy humor! Anyone under age 3 must leave now and go crawl back cryin' to yo' Ma Ma!

Buy the Book!

Ok, are you ready to LAUGH until you fall off your high-chairs? Get the book TAYLOR SWIFT EXPOSED! It is sold on Amazon.com in two ways:

a) Electronic edition (can only be read on a cellphone or tablet). Cost is a eenee-weenee-bit over $3. Can you handle it? Can you borrow the money from your Mommy? (cost: $3.19)

b) Paperback edition (printed and shipped to you), 130 pages. Lots of photos of TayTay. The paperback edition is for big boys only who actually have jobs. (cost: $8.89)

Make your choice:

a) electronic edition (you're broke and live with your Mama)

b) paperpack (you have a job and your own apartment)

c) go back crawlin' to yo' MAMA! (you're under age 3)

This book is _____FUNNY_____...and you and your little snot-nosed bratty friends will LAUGH A LOT!

Here is the link to Amazon.com so you can buy the book. Remember...no babies! We don't sell to them kind! Jeff Bezos (Chairman of Amazon) only has 200 billion, so, he needs you to buy this book!