Ah, gotta love second-hand mix-ups. In fact, I think this one even beats the time a kid got a bag of rocks instead of a Nintendo DS. But apparently, a four year-old boy got a bag of marijuana with his new XBOX 360 game.

Granted, the game in question was Fight Night Round 4, which no four year-old should ever be playing. His dad, who was 30, really should’ve known this, but y’know, that’s not what we’re here to talk about. Maybe this was a really precocious 4 year-old who could obviously handle a T-rated game. Yeah, let’s assume that.

Anyway, Andy Brown in West Sussex, England bought the aforementioned game secondhand at a Blockbuster for his little boy Riley. “He’d only been playing the game ten minutes when he came down with the bag in his hand and asked, ‘Daddy, what’s this?’” Andy says. Naturally, Daddy took the weed away before his little boy could smoke up. Needless to say, a horrible crisis was averted. “…What if he’d thought it was sweets, and started munching away?” Andy continued. “It doesn’t bear thinking about.”

Obviously, the moral of this story is threefold. First, don’t buy games for your four year-old and let him take them out on his own. Second, four year-olds shouldn’t be playing games designed for teenagers. Third, British parents are stupid.

Source: Kotaku