The Cheese Enforcement Agency WARNING! Sightings and smellings of lethal X-14 have been reported.

DO NOT approach this cheese.

DO NOT eat this cheese.

Do NOT attempt to move it.

If safe to do so, cover with a wet blanket and

Contact the CEA immediately.

TAKE NO RISKS. X-14 is a KILLER.

CEA - The Cheese Enforcement Agency - 2007

Please do not approach anyone offering to sell you illegal cheese - They could be armed and are inevitable dangerous!