*No matter how many creative and disturbingly descriptive names I could come up with for pumping the chump, for the sake of your entertainment, I refuse to directly refer to the proper term addressed in this article.

Amazingly science has been able to prove that, in fact, you do not go blind if you pet the dragon. Actually a lot has been written recently about the health benefits of stroking the hound. There are many and quite a wide variety of benefits that are gained through the habit of polishing the banister every once in awhile. From boosting your mood to preventing your geriatric ass from prostate cancer, the evidence of the benefits from doing the hand jive are pervasive.

Women can also rejoice in the news sources say. From physical to emotional benefits, spanking the lemur, can help women become a better woman. Go you.