Turning the film into an 80-minute YouTube screamer.

This thing doesn't even have the dimensions of a real person, so how could it possibly be anything but CGI? The answer is, thanks to Javier Botet -- a Spanish actor who has been using his affliction with Marfan syndrome to scare the bejesus out of anybody who pays him to do so.

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He'd be a great choice for the XKCD movie.

For film-quality effects merged with Internet-quality shortness, watch the trailer for Cracked's new Star Wars mini-series.

Karl has a Twitter account where you can read his thoughts and a book where you can read his email exchanges with people who hate him. Follow David on Twitter or check out his work over at Film School Rejects, where he is a staff writer.

For more reasons to love movies more than you already do, check out 6 Iconic Movie Scenes That Happened by Accident and 5 Iconic Pop Culture Moments Improvised at the Last Second.

If you're pressed for time and just looking for a quick fix, then check out 6 Ghastly Works of 'Art' Made from Dead Animals.

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