Luna: Sister? What are you doing?

Celestia: Can you see? I'm showing affection to my little sister.

L: You have to this while we are in the middle of the road?

C: I don't see anything wrong with that.

L: And the gossip papers? The scandals it could occur?

C: Luna. Don't dramatize anything.

L: Really? Last night I used a spoon instead of a fork to eat my cake.

C: And? I see no harm.

L: Sister. In the newspaper the following day, they debated if ponies should at their cake with a spoon instead of a fork.

C: Huh?

L: And sales of spoons skyrocketed afterward.

C: Are implying that...

L: Yes they may consider us as....

Celestia kissed her sister on the forehead before beginning shouting.

C: Me, Princess Celestia will strike down any journalist, photograph or reporter who will transform this kind gesture of love toward my sister into any lewd material! And they will be sent to the Moon.

Many ponies ran away.

L: Oh sister.

C: See? I care very much my little sister to put this on a personal matter.

L: You have no idea what you've done.

C: Huh?

Next day in the morning.

L: *sigh* I was afraid this would happen.

C: Good morning, Luna.

L: ...

C: Uh, what's wrong?

L: You threat journalists now for not allowing them to inform ponies.

C: What? I do no! I left them freedom of press!

L: Not what this journalist said.

C: What? "Princess Celestia forbid journalists to talk about her and her sister."

L: I told you so. Have a good day sis-

Celestia kissed her on the cheek.

L: Sister! Wasn't that an eloquent proof of-

C: A pile of paper won't stop me to care for my little sister. Remember that.

L: *smile* I will. That one about your cake eating habit, though....

C: Don't push it.



Wonderful and sweet work