Non, non, non! The French foreign affairs ministry warns its citizens against using sexual humor while visiting the U.S. Above, a stock image of a man wearing a beret and holding baguettes

As the summer traveling season kicks off, the French government is making sure its citizens are prepped and primed for vacations to the U.S.

In an advice section on the French foreign affairs ministry's website, officials describe Americans as a more conservative group who may not appreciate a 'Latin' sense of humor.

'It’s recommended to adopt a reserved attitude toward those of the opposite sex,' the site says. 'Comments, behavior, and jokes, which might be harmless in Latin countries, can lead to criminal cases.'

They even advise citizens traveling with small children to only use the restrooms of their gender, since even minors can be accused of sexual harassment.

The website also warns its citizens about American's second amendment right to bear arms, saying it's best to 'keep calm in all circumstances' because you never know when someone may be carrying.

Slower speed limits, older drinking ages, and hurricane season, are among some of the other topics the site addresses.

The ministry is so thorough, that they even give specific instructions on what neighborhoods to avoid in several major American cities.

The U.S. State Department is not quite so comprehensive in their briefs on France. Though the website recommends that American tourists to stay away from protests, and warns that the country has fewer facilities for the disabled.