Friends, sit, and listen as we tell a tale of woe. A tale of a runt born into this world against its will, which has known only cruelty. Though I've seen its loathsome face inspire furious anger in some, others know rightly that this wretched creature is to be pitied. Counsel it, comfort it, but encourage it not, for its countenance must not be allowed to roam freely.

Moving on, we try to define that painful limbo when you think you should step in and set things right.