Why does every girl that goes to EDC have to dress in bras and underwear laced with flowers?

Ugh. EDC stereotypes. I look to Tumblr for some EDC outfit inspirations and all I see are bitches taking selfies with bras & undies adorned with flowers. (I’m referring to all girls as bitches at this moment)

ugh….I need some original ideas.

But all I can think of is using one of my bikini bra tops & a cute skirt as my outfit.

Talk about ironic hypocritical failure.

Anyone have any suggestions?? I don’t wanna be TOO skanky….I just wanna be skanky enough.