Most Accordion Thief skills are learned from The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts. All Accordion Thieves begin the game with Moxie of the Mariachi and Sing. Accordion Thieves can also learn special skills from sheet music dropped by the Hobopolis bosses.

Level Skill Description Effect Type MP Cost Train Cost

0

Moxie of the Mariachi By diligently practicing playing the accordion at your campsite, you can channel the Moxie of the Mariachi -- your Moxie and Maximum HP will increase for a period of time. Mariachi Mood

(+1 Moxie, +3 HP)

(5 Adventures) Non-combat 1 N/A

0

Sing You know that thing from old commercials where somebody sings and breaks a champagne glass? This skill lets you do that, except with skulls. Deals 2-3 damage on use, and 2-3 damage for the following two rounds. Combat 0 N/A

1

The Moxious Madrigal Hearing this song will fill you (or somebody else) with great Moxie. The Moxious Madrigal

(+10 Moxie)

(X Adventures) Buff 2 125 Meat

1

Dissonant Riff You might think that accordions can only make beautiful sounds, but you're wrong -- they can make annoying sounds, too. Damages and weakens your opponent Combat 2 125 Meat

2

Cadenza Combat, like music, relies on the ability to improvise. This skill lets you improvise a specialized musical combat use for any accordion you care to wield. Unleash your accordion's unique inner strength (usable once per fight) Combat 0 250 Meat

3

Crab Claw Technique You have developed an unstoppable personalized accordion-playing technique. You say unto your foes: "Here is my accordion. Welcome to Hell." Makes your accordion attacks significantly more accurate Passive N/A 500 Meat

4

Accordion Bash The best defense is a good offense, and the best offense is a heavy accordion. Stun an opponent by hitting them with your accordion Combat 5 750 Meat

5

Accordion Appreciation A lot of people hate accordions, and a few people tolerate them, but almost nobody truly, truly loves them like you do. And the thing about accordions is that if you love them, they love you back. Double-strength enchantments on accordions Passive N/A 1,250 Meat

6

Concerto de los Muertos Few instruments are as haunting as the accordion. Especially the haunted accordion. Deals Spooky Damage over a few rounds (usable once per fight) Combat 8 1,750 Meat

7

Five Finger Discount You know what's cooler than paying a million Meat for something? Paying nine hundred and fifty thousand Meat for it. Items in stores cost 5% less Meat Passive N/A 2,500 Meat

8

Suspicious Gaze The best way to avoid suspicion is to head it off at the pass by being suspicious of everybody else. That's also the best way to avoid getting jumped in a dark alley. Suspicious Gaze

(+20% Combat Initiative)

(10 Adventures)

(+20% Combat Initiative) (10 Adventures) Replaces other Facial Expressions. Non-combat 10 3,250 Meat

9

The Psalm of Pointiness And lo, unto the audience shall be conjured an aura of pointiness, and verily shalt those who attack the audience be poked as though with legion pointy objects. Psalm of Pointiness

(Delevels 1 to 5 Monster Level and causes 4-8 enemy damage when player is hit)

(X Adventures) Buff 15 4,000 Meat

9

Bawdy Refrain Nothing makes you as popular with your friends or as unpopular with your enemies as a thorough repertoire of ribald songs. Deal Sleaze Damage to your opponent Combat 11 4,000 Meat

10

Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority This song will impart upon its listener a sense of righteous indignation. This indignation will manifest as a 10% increase in all of the listener's stats. Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority

(+10% to All Attributes)

(X Adventures) Buff 30 5,000 Meat

11

Sticky Fingers It's amazing the kinds of things you can find if you constantly rifle through other peoples' stuff. Pickpocketing also gives Meat Passive N/A 6,250 Meat

12

The Ode to Booze This is the best song ever. Whoever hears this song will gain a remarkable ability to drink, and will gain more adventures from alcoholic beverages. Ode to Booze

(+1 Adventure per drunkenness gained)

(X Adventures) Buff 50 7,500 Meat

12

Cone of Zydeco You've learned how to use an accordion to focus Zydeco into a powerful cone of force -- a Zydecone, if you will. It's especially effective against groups of enemies, because nobody hates Zydeco as much as crowds do. Delivers a blast of Zydeco damage to your foes Combat 15 7,500 Meat

13

The Sonata of Sneakiness Hearing this song will imbue the listener with astounding obfuscative abilities, and make them less likely to encounter monsters while adventuring. The Sonata of Sneakiness

(Reduces Combat Frequency)

(X Adventures) Buff 20 10,000 Meat

13

Master Accordion Master Thief You're better at stealing than you are at playing the accordion, and you are damn good at playing the accordion. +10% Pickpocket Chance Passive N/A 10,000 Meat

15

Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance This song generates an aura of intense annoyingness around anyone who hears it. The aura makes monsters want to hit the possessor much, much harder. Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance

(+2 Monster Level per level of listener)

(X Adventures) Buff 30 15,000 Meat

15

Mariachi Memory Your ability to have songs stuck in your head knows no bounds. Or at least slightly fewer bounds than average. You can hold an extra Accordion Thief song in your head Passive N/A 15,000 Meat

N/A

Elron's Explosive Etude Playing this song for somebody will fill their head with unstable magic energy, making their spells far more powerful than they would ordinarily be. And far more delicious. Elron's Explosive Etude

(+50% Spell Damage)

(X Adventures) Buff 50 N/A

N/A

Chorale of Companionship Playing this song for somebody will depress them, but make them value their familiars more. Chorale of Companionship

(+10 to Familiar weight)

(X Adventures) Buff 50 N/A

N/A

Prelude of Precision Playing this song for somebody will set their head a-buzzing, and steady their hands, making them more likely to get critical hits with weapons. Prelude of Precision

(+10% Critical Hit Chance)

(X Adventures) Buff 50 N/A

N/A

Cringle's Curative Carol Dr. Cringle believed that music was the best medicine. Dr. Cringle also set the world record for lost malpractice suits. Cringle's Curative Carol

(Regenerate 5-10 HP per Adventure)

(X Adventures) Buff 5 N/A