You have been bad, Bad, BAD Monkey Hunters !!!

You have laid in wait and stalked the monkeys who so lovingly create and hide glass art for the community.

You know what we had planned for you on this last year of monkey shines?

MORE Glass, MORE kinds of Art, MORE fun.

But you went and screwed it up by stalking the monkey shiners.

You laid in wait in prime hiding locations…

You followed us as we were hiding the treasures…

You took more than one, more than your share (seriously, does it make you happy to disappoint little children?)

Guess what you’re getting this year on Chinese New Year.

NOTHING!

NADA!

ZILCH!

What you deserve for ruining it for everyone else is a pig steaming pile of Monkey Poo!!!

If you are good monkeys, we might decide to hide goodies for you, but it will NOT be on Chinese New Year.

If you want to see the last of the monkey shines, change your wicked ways…

Repent Now monkey sinners, for you have angered and disappointed the monkey gods.

NM