Yes, all these products are real

(NaturalNews) In a comedy bit that unveils the insanity of consumer products available for children these days, the Health Ranger (director of the Natural News Forensic Food Lab) sings a modified "The Twelve Days of Christmas."The video is available at YouTube at:It's also available here on TV.naturalnews.com Here's the list of twelve items covered in the video:1. Gansta rap coloring book2. Cocaine soda3. Zombie blood bags4. Slow-Cook plastic liners for cooking soup5. Fluoride drinking water for infants6. BAWLS soda7. 7-Up Baby Bottles8. Retail sticks9. Cans of Unicorn Meat10. Flintstones Vitamins for children with aspartame11. Zombie Jerky12. Resident Evil T-Virus Antidote energy drinkWatch the full video here:All the products shown in the video are 100% real and were purchased at retail stores in America. Nothing was fabricated to make the video.Merry Christmas!