Today confirmed my suspicions that Hanukkah Zombie is up to no darn good. I think she's trying to kill my cat.

I will now present my evidence:

Before the box arrived she anonymously requested my e-mail address for "nefarious purposes." Soon a suspicious e-mail informed me my Hanukkah Zombie had gifted me a $25 dollar donation to kiva.org. (Hmph, It would have been enough!) But then said Zombie made it rain reddit gold on my account for one month. This was followed by an e-card with a linked photo of my impending package.

(Yes folks, Hanukkah Zombie was buttering me up.)

Like me, she is left-handed. It's well-known left-handed people are up to no good. Sinister indeed... She is a Hanukkah Zombie. It is well-known Hanukkah Zombies like cats. (Especially this one.)

And so today a box arrived, full of reddit cheer and decor. Fancy silver snowflakes kept the goodies safe. Inside there was:

Left-handed (I THINK!) upcycled Nancy Drew book, now notebook

Wooden driedel

Trader Joe's chocolates (world edition and chocolate coins)

Etsy soaps scented with Vanilla and Vanilla Coffee

Apple cider mix

Kittay mousies

A Haukkah Robot card

...until my cat tried to eat all of it. Poor camera phone video and photographic evidence of my chubby Siamese attached.

Nice try Hanukkah Zombie. Maybe next year?

*This giftee got the very best Secret Santa. I almost bought myself the coins at Trader Joe's last week, but I talked myself out of them. Thank you very much Sarah, you are most kind and awesome.