Let me explain to you why this gift is so cool to me.

See, my friends and I have this annual Halloween party. We get together and watch the worst, cheesiest horror movies we can find. You know the type. The only thing scary about them is that someone actually spent money to produce them.

But the other main attraction to the party is the food. There's usually some serious eats going on, and along with that comes snacks and desserts. And that's where Slimer here is going to come in.

How many Slimers will I make? What flavor(s)? I don't know. But Halloween is going be just a bit cooler, and I've got my Arbitrary Day Santa to thank for that.