Saint Arnold offering beer fest couples a special honeymoon experience in Houston

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Saint Arnold has won more Great American Beer Festival and World Beer Cup medals than any brewery in the South. 1. Winners

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Weddings and honeymoons aren’t cheap, but the men and women at Houston’s oldest craft brewery Saint Arnold want to try and help beer-loving Americans cover the costs of getting hitched.

At the Big Texas Beer Fest on March 31 to April 1 in Dallas, Saint Arnold is offering to legally marry people and even provide a two-day honeymoon down in Houston.

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Is this a clever plan for brewery co-founder Brock Wagner and company to turn Houston into a honeymoon destination? Maybe so.

The catch is that you must already have your marriage license in hand and purchase tickets to the beer fest. There a member of Saint Arnold’s staff – Saint Arnold himself -- will do the honors and turn you into a happily beeried couple.

Sorry, married.

The honeymoon will include a two-night hotel stay, a VIP tour of Saint Arnold facilities and a beer dinner at Underbelly. Any trip to Underbelly is sure to be memorable. The date of the honeymoon will be determined by all of the responsible parties.

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You also have to name one of your children after either a Saint Arnold staffer or one of the brewery’s beers.

Just kidding, although a kid named Lennie, White Noise or even Art Car IPA would be a hit on the playground.