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Rat: Where were you? Goat: First date. I wanted to make a good first impression, so I got all dressed up and took her to a nice breakfast place. Rat: What'd you order? Goat: She had coffee, and I had a poppy seed bagel. Rat: Smile. Goat: Why do I sense doom? Rat: Poppy seed bagels: The death knell of good first impressions.