classpectanon:

Hello, dear reader. I bet you like Homestuck, don’t you?

So do I. I like Homestuck and have enough of a glut of followers (over 550! holy shit!) and excess cash that I am willing to throw it at you for indulging my desires for silly shit.

So, how do you enter? It’s pretty easy.

Be following me, and reblog this post. I’m sure that this is obvious but part of this is also so that I can get your followers on my classpect train to overanalysis town. Pick your poison: Pick either one of the six kidswaps, one of my many classpect analyses of fictional characters, or use my Land Generator Make something! Make a sprite of Mob in his God Tier outfit. How about a pesterlog between Madoka and Mami exploring their lands? Or a fake panel for one of the kidswap kids? A landscape of your Random Land? Some prose? Some chat logs? A little fanfic? The world is your oyster - make something artistic, related to one of my self-indulgent classpect thingies, and submit it to me either via reblog of this post or through message (since a tag could get lost in the mail). It doesn’t have to be long, or even good. Just make SOMETHING creative! Wait! This giveaway will last for two weeks, ending on Midnight of 4/27.

As for prizes, here’s what’s on the docket:

Two first place winners, one for art, one for prose, each getting either $25 dollars worth of steam games or a single item from Amazon worth $15 dollars or less. As many runners-up as I see fit, depending on how popular this actually gets, but no more than 4, each of which can get a $3 dollar or less game on Steam.

So that’s that! Summon your inner creative fires of Sepulchritude and come join me in this masturbatory quest for content to sate my inner classpecting fires. The future is in your hands! And some money!

If this goes well, when I finally have a job, I will be prepared to throw ludicrous amounts of giveaways at you all, with prizes in excess of 40 or 50 dollars worth of shit - and sometimes, not needing you to do anything at all! So, consider this a test run.

Have fun!