You’ve been lazy all your life and there’s no cure for it. You got used to the idea long ago and you stopped looking for a solution even before that. And then you met your wife, Kiki Minaj – and now it’s all back at you again.

Ever since you moved in together she keeps complaining about how lazy you are and how you never help her clean the house or do anything whatsoever. But there’s no cure, right? She might have to learn that, too. Maybe hot ebony chicks can’t understand laziness.

This time she storms into the room totally pissed again because you didn’t do that and this and the other important thing…. you know, the old story. Apparenty you’re only good for sex and that’s all. Lucky number, I guess?

She needs to calm down after all that rage and sex being your only feature you gotta fuck her. And you’d better fuck her good.