Another day, another demand from the Oregon militia that took over a federal building in the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Last night one of the group’s leaders, Jon Ritzheimer (read about him previously here), addressed the Internet about how trolls have been sending them packages filled with dildos and other useless items. Guys, could you not? They’re trying to stick it to Uncle Sam right now.

TL;DR: Snacks, not sex toys. Get it right, people.

Her is Ritzheimer’s angry rant, via Gawker: