Modding video games used to be something purely for the nerds whom other nerds would beat up. But today, seemingly anyone with a computer can jump in on the action. Hey, you know who has computers these days? Psychopaths. Blathering, screeching, underwear-on-the-outside lunatics. And they love making mods! Just look at ...

6 "Romancing" Animals In Skyrim

Gamers love Skyrim because of how much freedom it gives them. You can explore fantastic landscapes! You can fight fearsome enemies! You can put your penis in a dragon! OK, that last one only works if you've installed the "More Nasty Critters" mod, but we're naturally assuming you have. Behold the Dragonborn pleasing a very happy death hound:

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Ashal, the creator of this mod, claims to be "painfully uninterested in [bestiality]," but felt forced to do this due to popular demand. Sometimes, you have to listen to the people. It wasn't easy to make. He says he had to spend a month "watching bears give oral sex to [his] character." But thanks to his sacrifice, Skyrim fans can now enjoy awkward animations of mighty fantasy warriors getting it on with all manner of beasts, from gargoyles to werewolves to regular cows and goats. Here's a demonstration of the latter:

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Ashal has updated his creation to add essential features, such as giving horse penises to the bears, or even letting you see them flaccid. Frankly, it's hard to imagine how people ever managed to play the game without those things. Hopefully, Bethesda is taking notes for Elder Scrolls VI.