What started off like any other day in Irondequoit Bay, quickly descended in madness as some crazy ass beaver jumped out of the Irondequoit Creek and into a kayak, where it sunk its beaver teeth into the man’s arm, capsizing the kayak, and bringing the man into the water with it. Luckily, some dude who looks like Forrest Gump as a long distance runner was there to beat the beaver over its head with a paddle until it died several days later. On second thought, I guess it was like any other day in Irondequoit Bay… Additional music by Kevin McLeod.