When the Seattle Seahawks make it to the Superbowl, KACL insists all their employes attend as a publicity stunt, throwing in tickets for their families as well. Martin is thrilled, Niles tags along for Daphne’s sake, and Frasier optimistically resolves to try and have a good time and embrace this unfamiliar realm of American culture. Within four minutes of being crammed into the tiny plastic seats and surrounded on all sides by the raucous, deafening crowd, Frasier and Niles have been worn to their last nerve. Frasier grumbles and groans about being publicly associated with “this lowest form of plebeian diversions” as Niles whips back and forth in his chair, frantically shooing away the surrounding fans with a plastic nacho fork. Eventually, both brothers sneak off into the crowd with a righteous sneer on their faces.

Martin takes advantage of Frasier’s KACL food voucher to buy himself a giant pretzel with an obscene amount of savoury toppings. The resulting snack is so salty that he becomes dangerously dehydrated, but he can’t seem to flag down a beer vendor and ends up ineffectually calling for beverages with an increasingly parched voice as he steadily shrivels into a human raisin. Rowdy fans then mistake him for an oversized novelty football and begin tossing him back and forth in the audience, an overzealous throw finally landing him in the middle of the field.

Wandering among the bleachers, Frasier and Niles amass a small army of other unenthused audience members who were dragged to the game by their friends and families. The brothers hatch a plan to seize the field during the 4th Quarter for a self-righteous cultural rebellion, where an impromptu “Fine Arts Symposium-Bowl” will be televised to a captive audience of millions.

Niles uses his slight physique to sneak into the Broncos’ huddle, quickly deconstructing their psyches and sowing seeds of doubt which cripple their confidence. Frasier meanwhile has his new mob ambush and beat up the Seahawks’ placekicker, then dons his jersey and helmet and sneaks onto the field to derail the final play.

As the game resumes, Frasier is suddenly overcome by the scene around him - himself the star kicker, surrounded by countless adoring fans and about to win the big game for his hometown; a once impossible, shameful high school fantasy. Immediately abandoning all of his elitist principles, Frasier powers ahead and delivers the kick of a lifetime, the ball soaring in a perfect arc toward the end zone. “I hope Dad had a good view of THIS one!”, Frasier cries out, tears streaming down his face as a tightly-pruned Martin sails between the goalposts and clinches the Superbowl for the Seahawks.

The credits play over scenes of an unmasked Frasier being chased from the stadium by a mob comprised of football fans, players from both teams and his own betrayed followers, of Niles being trampled in the commotion, and of Seattle ultimately forfeiting the entire victory.

