This mystery gift was sitting on my bed when I came home from work today. No return address, no stamp, just my address and the note "Fragile as Fuck". I realized it was my ugly mug right away. Who else could have possibly left something like this at my house?

I was delighted to find this ugly moose mug inside filled with candy.

Thank you so much, I love it!

To my secret santa: It was retrieved with no problem even though there are sketchy people across the street. Even though there were three cop cars there yesterday, they seem nice enough!