HA HA HA HA!!! XD



fem shep: hey javik....about....executing male protheans if they failed their female in anyway



javik: yes, it was true.



fem shep: well.....if it was THAT bad for the dating.....what about when having sex?



javik: i belive on your human home world, there are creatures called "bee's". the male bee and male prothean both endured the same thing when mating with a female prothean - except that we protheans did not fly during mating. the rest is, as you humans say, "word for word"





fem shep: dear god.....that's horrible.....wait, your still alive....does that mean your a......a virgin?





javik: no, well, yes. there was never enough time for a female prothean to find an interest in me with the reaper attack destroying world after world.









in case your wondering: if a male bee is chosen by the queen to mate with her, they mate during flight (yep, they have sex while flying) the process though, will rip the male bee's genitals and guts out, leaving the male bee to drop to the floor, dead.



if a male bee is not chosen to mate with her, they are kept for later on, fed and looked after. if they are still not chosen, they are kicked out of the hive and left to starve to death.