What is usually a very docile balloon situated in front of a shopping mall in Fuzhou, China to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Moon Festival on Thursday became enraged because of mindless consumerism!

It broke free of its chains and began steam rolling over highways, cars and people!

But really, it just got loose thanks to powerful typhoon winds.

This is the moon ballon in its place. Here is where the moon balloon belongs.

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HERE'S MOON BALLOON COMING OUTTA HIS CAGE, HE'S BEEN DOING JUST FINE.

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You can't run away from your problems, moon balloon!

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So far, there have been no reported injuries. However, moon balloon's whereabouts are now unknown.

But I know where moon ballon is. Moon balloon lives on in our hearts forever -- he'll always be there.

It looks like you can put a man on the moon and the moon on a man.

Do you think moon balloon gets lonely out there on his own?

I hope all of my jokes didn't make light of the gravity of this situation. It was complete lunacy in the streets. Hopefully moon balloon will return safely from his journey, and there will continue to be zero injuries.

Citations: Please do your best to avoid the huge moon balloon rolling through China (Mashable)