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Birth Control Alternatives

Pray the straigh away. "Dear Jesus, please make me as gay as a rainbow."

Play a continuous loop of "Eraserhead" on your bedroom television.

Rhythm section method "No time for sex! Too busy dicking around on this jam!"

Rent out a room to an adult baby. "Hey guys! We're out of milk and I made a poopy!

The morning before pill. "Hey You! Don't fuck that guy tonight!"

Backward clothing helps prevent sex in the front.

Native American Spermcatcher. "I have to stick this in my what?!"

If these fail, make use of the nearest "Leave a Baby, Take a Baby" tray.

