2. Gives a whole, new meaning to the phrase One Stop Shopping .

1. Cabbage Patch Dolls for the juvenile delinquent.

3. Don't sugarcoat it now.

4. Recommended by 4 out of 5 registered sex offenders.

5. WWJD?

6. Good luck with that.



7. Budget cutbacks, Mayor?

8. A pothead's wet dream.

9. Nice.

10. "And turn off your f-ing cell phone too!"

11. They blow the competition away!