None of the above. Only an invitation to dinner with the organizer, Marc Breedlove, at a Lansing-area restaurant at a mutually agreed upon date and venue, where you can verbally upbraid him for his efforts. As long as you don't get physical, I'll listen to everything you have to say through four courses. If you shout and get thrown out of the restaurant, that's on you. (Members of the Westboro Baptist Church, email for details on a group rate). No travel costs are included, so you'll have to get here yourself.

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