First off, to my wonderful Secret Santa - I apologize for being a few days late getting this post up. Let's just say that it wasn't because I'm a lazy bum, but because I needed a few days to properly appreciate the awesomeness of these gifts.

Because they are fucking amazing. Whoever you are Secret Santa (let's pretend I don't know your name and address), you are a god among men. I honestly can't believe you nailed it because I was pretty vague with my likes. Actually, a shit and mud stew would be more clear than I was.

But, because my Secret Santa is so great, I ended up with these awesome gifts. Go take a look at them!