Shit MBAs say and what it actually means!!

5 February, 2015 | Team GetMyUni | 1313

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1. These Results are Data Driven

What it actually means: I have added three numbers in an excel sheet (and that too, probably is wrong)

2. This is a long term strategy

What it actually means: By the time you realize that this strategy is crap I'll be running to save my backside.

3. This is just a ballpark estimate

What it actually means: I'm shooting numbers off my ass and have nothing to back what I'm saying. Nothing.

4. This model is work in progress so may not be entirely accurate

What it actually means: Don't believe the results. It's all bullshit

5. This slide is based on our team analysis and market research

What it actually means: We made this slide up while sipping beer and the market research was done asking questions to my mom and brother

6. Do you have some bandwidth?

What it actually means: I will make you work till you cry blood

7. We had also thought of that solution, but then rejected it after intense discussion

What it actually means: We HAD NOT THOUGHT of that AT ALL. Damn!!

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