A BRITISH holidaymaker will see his epic TripAdvisor review made into a major Hollywood movie.

Christopher Nolan, director of Batman Begins and Inception, has begun working on a script based on Martin Bishop’s 28-paragraph review of a three star hotel in Ilfracombe.

Producer Nikki Hollis said: “It’s about the corruption of society, the nature of revenge and the power of redemption.

“It’s the primal struggle of man versus mid-priced holiday accommodation that will resonate with the millions of fuckers who enjoy pissy nitpicking.”

Much of the TripAdvisor review focuses on a broken tile in the shower which Nolan will transform into an elaborate dreamscape where Bishop imagines himself as a rebel leader and, eventually, a god.

Ryan Reynolds will play Bishop, with Oscar-winner Natalie Portman as his wife Susan who begs him to stop writing everything down and enjoy himself for a change.