This edition is less of a review but more of a short public service. I used to work in Andiamo in Milngavie, that was until I was "let go" for pretending to still be on holiday in an attempt to extend my time off and then bumping into one of my supervisors in Tesco. The following Monday I was called in to hand in my apron.

As you may expect, this left a bad taste in my mouth ever since. I have therefore brought it upon myself to expose some of the behind the scenes atrocities committed by employees. I would assume the type of stuff I saw happens in a lot of restaurants, which I have been mindful of to this day. Don't get me wrong the people that worked there at the time were all sound, with the exception of the manager that called me in, and I got on with them well. No names, no case.

The most shocking thing I ever witnessed was a pizza get slid onto a plate with too much gusto it flew off the other side and on to the floor. Now, a brief description of how manky t…