Hope you enjoy these funny Linux commands as much as I did:



% cat "food in cans"

cat: can't open food in cans



% nice man woman

No manual entry for woman.



% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?

Unmatched ".



% Unmatched ".

Unmatched ".



% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

Missing ].



% ^How did the sex change operation go?^

Modifier failed.



% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?

Too many ('s.



% make love

Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.



% sleep with me

bad character



% got a light?

No match.



% man: why did you get a divorce?

man:: Too many arguments.



% !:say, what is saccharine?

Bad substitute.



% %blow

%blow: No such job.



% \(-

(-: Command not found.



$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense

no sense in pretending!



$ drink matter

matter: cannot create

