Rzarecteh (Notts Forest) wrote: Let’s relegate these fuckers.



1. They charge ridiculous ticket prices for a key game

2. Chairman comes out and begs his supporters to back the team despite the stupid pricing

3. They aren’t giving us more allocation instead are leaving it empty

4. Owner is picking the team on Sunday

5. Phil Parkinson is their manager and all they do is hoof it forward



All these signs point to a Bolton relegation in a beautiful stroke of karma.

CloughIsGod (Burton) wrote: I've woken up this morning with a massive erection for survival. We will do it, I'm convinced. Bolton and Barnsley will lose and we'll get at least a draw.

YorkshireRed127 (Barnsley) wrote: im not confident I can see us geting stufffed an bolton wining

SiForest65 (Notts Forest) wrote: Apparently the reason we didn’t get more tickets was because they didn’t deem it to be cost effective. What a shite club, I really hope we relegate them.

CountyClive70 (Notts Forest) wrote: £35 is a bargain to see those cheating, diving, time-wasting, cheating, diving, cheating cunts get relegated.

HeckysThump (Barnsley) wrote: Ive arrived in derby and its full of munters in shorts and tatoos

Forest_Fanny (Notts Forest) wrote: Fuck Bolton, fuck Barnsley, fuck Burton. But fuck Bolton more.

PirelliPete1982 (Burton) wrote: Bolton looked dead last weekend, no fight or heart. It's between us and Barnsley.

El Tel Fell (Notts Forest) wrote: I fuckin hate Bolton and their shit ground, shit fans, shit lion mascot, shit comedians, and shit accent.

MattMillsMachine (Notts Forest) wrote: Arrived in Bolton an hour ago to find their stadium is now a large shop. Some local with a pie in his mouth uttered something about moving grounds to Norwich. What the fuck is going on?

King_of_Barnsley (Barnsley) wrote: 5 Minutes to kick off and I just shit myself. The first of many over the next two hours I suspect.

Fuck me, how did he miss

Same old Forest, finishing skills of a twat

shitbags

its an omen, were gonna lose

Un-fucking-believable!!

calm down, calm down we're gonna shit this game

I've given up time in the sunshine for these useless tossers?

Early days, still think it will be 3 or 4 nil to the Forest

Oh just fuck off, we couldn't even hold out for 15 minutes

Fucking Jerome of all people, that guy couldn't hit a fucking cow if he was sitting on it

I can already hear the laughter coming from Bolton and Burton

Morais out! Can we change manager at half time?

Spineless

There's more fight in a three-legged gerbil

I fucking love Preston

My first born will be called Preston if they keep us up

Typical Barnsley, always relying on others

FUCKING COME ON YOU LAZY CUNTS

just need forest to score now, i'd be very happy for us all to lose

Come on Forest, I'll have your babies if you beat Bolton

KNOB ENDER FOR LIFE (well, until 3pm)

Come on Barnsley, we're behind you, COME ON!

RegHollis (Barnsley) wrote: I've never been so happy to be losing

Number9Bus (Notts Forest) wrote: How have we not scored? We were fucking superb in that half, only one winner here.

ColnBakerThe1st (Notts Forest) wrote: We look nervy, can see Bolton sneaking this

Cloughs_New_Shoes (Burton) wrote: We need to find a goal from somewhere, anywhere. Barnsley are going down, it's just up to us now

NilesPane (Notts Forest) wrote: sort yerselves out you bunch of overpayed prima madonnas

Thomas Freeman (Notts Forest) wrote: That mascot can suck my dick.

Captain Sinister (Notts Forest) wrote: Bolton are the dirtiest, nastiest side in the Championship. I don't know why the referees haven't stamped on Bolton because of their anti-football.

Le Juif Rouge Notts Forest wrote: If all these low scores stay the same until HT it is going to get very feisty in the second half in few games particularly the last 10mins.

DumpFace Barnsley wrote: ive herd bolton are doing their usual dirty stuff

MXJ (Notts Forest) wrote: Bolton are fucking disgusting- they deserve League 1

LowerBridgfordHerts (Notts Forest) wrote: Apparently Pratley wants to come here.

That's it, I'm out. Fuck off Morais.

No heart, no passion, no bottle, no skill, no brains

You just know Bolton are going to pinch a winner

We could get tonked and still stay up. I love football!!

Stay cool folks, Burton are still losing. WE ARE STAYING UP

please fuck off burton

just our luck that the shittest team in the league find some form

predictable, just predictable

fuck a duck

I'd say I can't believe it. But I can. Fuck off.

this is my last season supporting barnsley

FUCK YOU BARNSLEY (SUPPORTER OF 35 YEARS)

I'm watching Harrogate next season

It's bad enough that we can't rely on our own team to keep us up, but now we can't even rely on others!

fuck, fuck, fuk, fukk

CampFan23 (Barnsley) wrote: You just knew it didn't you. Fucking Bolton couldn't buy a win for months and then play like Real Madrid when it matters. Fuck off!

HenrysWinkle (Barnsley) wrote: Fuck, I'd forgotten about Bolton.

Greg_H_291 (Barnsley) wrote: FUCK OFF BOLTON YOU SCUMMY ARSEWIPES

ShitFan98 wrote: ha ha, we're gonna finish second bottom. we are so shit

That's annoying

Piss weak defending

Fuck of Karanka

Been coming a while that, couldn’t hold on to the ball

Come on Burton!

Loves a goal against us Le Fondre

Embarrassing, they want it more

Terrible defending. What the fuck was Hobbs doing?

We've had no ball around their box for a while now. We were getting pushed deeper and deeper.

Hobbs passing it to their striker 6 yards out.

Am I right in thinking that if Burton score again that these dirty fuckers will still go down even if they beat us?

If we save Bolton I will never watch another Forest game again

FUKIN GET IN!

shove that up your chubby northern arses bolton

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Bolton 1-3 Forest. Destiny.

About fucking time, now kick on!

FUCK YOU BOLTON

Throwing bottles at our players? I hope this team goes into admin.

Them missile chucking twats are about as accurate as Bolton’s forwards.

Dodgy keeper. Hilarious.

Fuck the “Trotters”

YESSSS!!!!!! HAHAHAHA BYE BOLTON!!!!!

fuck off back to league 1 you twats

COLBACK BRINGING SEXY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

SEX WEE. Get in there Ginger!!

"To be fair, Bolton are terrible". I love the radio sometimes.

Down, down, Bolton are down (almost)

I like to think this is repayment for selling us Clough

The two players lofty the lion was trying to wind up both scored. We should sign him for next season.

Phil Parkinson could lick my ball sack.

NOTLOB KCUF FFO

sordells_eye_monocle (Burton) wrote: I don't fucking believe it, we're going to stay up. WE ARE STAYING UP AGAIN!!!!!

TykesTwister (Barnsley) wrote: Come on PNE, just one goal and we stay up. I'm begging you!!!!!!!!

Shoot_First46 (Barnsley) wrote: Preston players, I will curse your dicks for eternity if you don't score.

Good lord

Oh my word

you couldn't make it up

you are fukin shitin me

It's the Forest way

Bag of shite

YOU FUCKIN COCKSUCKERS

Awful defending. Sloppy header to trickle in.

What in the blue fuck was that? Its costing me a fucking fortune.

I thought Fray and Laws said Bolton were not very good?

i need to punch someone

What the fuck were our Centre Backs and Goalkeeper doing there?

Kampino wants fucking for that. It was frankly shit.

Wheater and Wilbraham shouts League 1

All 3 of Boltons goals were down to our crap defending.

Bad day, all the wankerish teams getting the results they wanted

I cant work out whether we're coming or going

Can't stop embarrassing ourselves

karanka you kant

Oh well, on to next season... this time next season, Rodney, we'll be Champions.

What the fuck ref

Pathetic Forest. Mentally weak as usual.

23rd loss of the season, same as Sunderland, Bolton, and Barnsley; fuck off Forest.

Thomas Freeman (Notts Forest) wrote: Eh who cares, burton are strong enough to come back up and Bolton are actually weak as piss. They'll go back down next season.

Bangerz (Notts Forest) wrote: Majorly pissed off with Forest for keeping those Bolton twats in this league

JPsychoC66 (Notts Forest) wrote: 'Fuck off Forest' is my final thought of the season.

Wes Organ (Notts Forest) wrote: Football is the best sport in the world if you enjoy having your bollocks bitten.

Jah (Notts Forest) wrote: Dear Burton Fans



I'm so sorry about that, we wanted it to be Bolton too...



Please forgive us

Some comeback by Bolton that.

that's what happens when you don't give up unlike our shower

There's the difference today, Burton and Bolton scrapping for their lives, our shower just chalking fcuk on it and hoping other sides would do us a favour.

You couldn’t make it up. We could so easily have stayed up today if Forest hadn’t collapsed in the last 5 minutes. Makes it all the worse.

Heartbreaking the way it happened. Spent half an hour desperately checking PNE’s game for them to score in last second when it no longer mattered.

if we'd put a shift in today people would have said fair play we weren't good enough, but it wasn't even that, we just rolled over

he's a shower, get rid, we have no desire, no confidence, no organisation with anything...defence, attack midfield, set plays, shambles

That was bad even by our low standards. Embarrassing.

I knew we'd get relegated, but to lose out to Bolton??? FUCK OFF

Troff (Barnsley) wrote: Absolute embarrassment.



No fight, no balls, no effort.



I’m ashamed today. I can take defeat, I can take relegation. Capitulation with no fcuks given? They can all fcuk off in the summer.

North Yorks Red (Barnsley) wrote: I don't know what is worse ,we went down with barely a whimper, a freak last minute burst from a shite team like Bolton relegated us, or the fact that we have chucked point after point away all season by making the same mistakes.

Troff (Barnsley) wrote: Knew their only chance was to do it for themselves, found themselves behind with three minutes plus stoppages to go.



Turned it around, against all odds, and have their reward.



We, well, did what realistically we ought to all have predicted we’d do.



To finish in the bottom three this season, as poor as it has been, and below Birmingham and Bolton who in other years would have been relegated comfortably, we deserve everything we get.



Dust down and go again. I’m appalled at the capitulation today but with a new manager and a few fresh faces on the pitch, this old face will be at his seat come August as I will be come what may.



Bolton have Blackburn and Wigan coming up to give them some more derby games, good luck to them.

BryanRoy (Notts Forest) wrote: Just thought Bolton were total dog shit.

Bangerz (Notts Forest) wrote: Fuck Bolton. Seriously, fuck Bolton.

KennyHarmy2: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! FUCKING YESSSSSSSS!! Preston have scored!!!! STAYING UP



London Tyke: what the fuck you talking about kenny?



KennyHarmy2: Preston with last minute winner! Check Soccer Saturday!



KennyHarmy2: STAYING UP STAYING UP CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! DANCIN ROUND THE ROOM!!



London Tyke: I know pne have scored but you know Bolton are winning don't you



KennyHarmy2: Fuck

It's been a while so I thought I'd treat you to a look around the wonderful world of forums for some completely biased comments and meltdowns from Barnsley, Burton and Notts Forest fans.Rzareteh starts us off with some fair points:CloughIsGod took too many little blue pills:YorkshireRed127 may have problems with basic English, but his prophecy skills are unrivalled:Upon reflection SiForest65 is probably glad he didn't get a ticket:But CountyClive70 is chuffed with his ticket:Did HeckysThump take a wrong turn and end up in Horwich?Forest_Fanny is a poet:PirelliPete1982 gets it spectacularly wrong:Tel has a soft spot for Bolton:MattMillsMachine has clearly travelled back in time 30 years:I hope King_of_Barnsley is at home and not at Derby:The games all kick off and Notts Forest quickly miss an absolute sitter:But the first goal of the day to impact the relegation battle comes at Pride Park, where Derby go in front against Barnsley:But 10 minutes later Preston score against Burton, and Barnsley are out of the relegation zone:Half-time arrives and as it stands Bolton and Burton are going down, Barnsley will be safe.Reg has a point:Number9Bus is confident:ColnBakerThe1st is less so:Cloughs_New_ShoesNilesPane loves an 80's pop icon:Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself Thomas:Captain Sinister doesn't like our passion:Le Juif Rouge is another Mystic Meg:Dumpface has his spies out:MXJ has clearly been watching us every week, we feel your pain sir:We really hope so:Second half kicks off and Barnsley quickly go 2-0 down:But then Burton equalise at PNE and the Barnsley fans go into meltdown:And then to add to the meltdown, Le Fondre puts Bolton in front:CampFan definitely hasn't seen us play:Something we often wish we could do ourselves Henry:Greg is angry:Surely Shitfan should be happy his team are shit?There's a bit of a meltdown on the Forest board too:But Forest equalise straight away:And in double quick time Forest are 2-1 up:So at this point Burton are staying up:sordells_eye_monocle celebrates a little early:TykesTwister resorts to begging:Shoot_First46 prefers a more direct method:But inside a minute Bolton score twice and lead 3-2 to leave Barnsley and Burton in the relegation zone. Meltdown city:I think Thomas is quite a bitter man:Bangerz doesn't like us:We've all been there JPsychoC66:Quite true Wes:Jah begs forgiveness:The Barnsley fans had long since accepted their fate:I think we can share Troffs pain, we'd have been saying the same after relegation:North Yorks Red is angry:Troff again. I like him.Forest fans like BryanRoy are still moaning:Bangerz is still banging on:So that's about it. Thanks for reading. I'll leave the last word to a funny little spat on a Barnsley forum, when one poor sod thinks Barnsley have stayed up: