I can't thank u/Collaterie_Sisters enough for the amazing gift she has given me this holiday season. Really, this experience has had it all. Witty and insulting banter from an anonymous internet stranger, paranoia over what they were finding out about me, the anticipation of opening whatever Pandora's box they were sending me, confusion as I found that it was coming from TN, anger while watching it sit in TN, bargaining with USPS to actually deliver the gift and finally, the payoff.

Seriously, I got the tracking number for my gift and sat there helpless as it sat in Knoxville for 10 days.

Alas, delivery was made and I was treated to a variety of amazing gifts. I still think she got to one of my friends and turned them. I will have to find out who and reward them appropriately.