"Columbia College: Because going through the entire Core makes you the bravest person ever. GRYFFINDOR: Bravery, nerve, daringness, and chivalry.Barnard: Because you attend the most selective women's college in the entire world and were smart enough to figure out how to get a degree issued from Columbia University without actually having to complete the Core. RAVENCLAW: Knowledge, intelligence, and wit.SEAS: Because you ruin all hope of a forgiving curve in Calc/Physics classes and thus, have the resentment of all the College students. You also don't have an animal mascot. Isn't that mysterious? SLYTHERIN: Cunning, cleverness, resourceful, and ambitious.General Studies: Because you accept even the untraditional students with open arms. HUFFLEPUFF: Patience, loyalty, hard work, and fair play."