Since the Dawn of Television…

Turn it up, I can't hear them talking. TURN IT DOWN, TURN IT DOWN, THERE ARE EXPLOSIONS!

"I can't believe it's 2012 and people haven't figured out how to mix sound properly so that my TV doesn't blow out my ear drums transitioning from dialogue to action scenes."



"They have."



"Ha, yeah right. Then why do I still have to have a finger on the remote adjusting the volume up and down throughout every flick I watch?"



"Because you didn't bother investing in a home theater system."



"Psh. That's rich people stuff. I don't need that kind of junk."



"Well, strictly speaking, no one needs it, but it's not 'rich people stuff.' It's pretty much priced into the 'normal people stuff' category these days. Especially when you find deals on systems like this Energy Take Classic 5pc Speaker System."



"Yeah, but I don't want to have to pay some dude to install that stuff."



"You don't have to. You just hook it up and go. And then you've got four satellite speakers and a center channel pumping directed sound with wide dispersion and low distortion so you can hear the talky talk and not go deaf at the boom boom."



"Did you just drop some baby talk at the end of that sentence?"



"Well you seem to be pretty intimidated by a simple concept like speakers, so I figured I'd try to bring things down to your level."

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