"I don't know."

— Peter Abelard, philosopher, 1079-1142

"I'm bored. I'm bored."

— Gabriele D'Annunzio, writer, 1863-1938

"Pardonnez-moi, monsieur."

— Marie Antoinette, Queen of France, 1755-1793

(Approaching the guillotine, she stepped on her executioner's foot.)

"People are listening to too much James Taylor."

— Larry Anton (one of my college apartment mates)

"Am I dying or is this my birthday?"

— Lady Nancy Witcher Langhorne Astor, member of British parliament, 1879-1964

"Nothing but death."

— Jane Austen, author, 1775-1817

"Codeine . . . bourbon."

— Tallulah Bankhead, actress, 1903-1968

"Oh God, here I go."

— Max Baer, boxer, 1909-1959,

"Friends, applaud, the comedy is over."

— Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, 1770-1827

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

— Humphrey Bogart, actor, 1899-1957

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