How to prepare a kiwi:

1. Get yourself a kiwi

2. Get a knife and a shaving razor

3. Kill the kiwi

4. Cut off the beak and the feet

5. Cut off the head and the leg stubs

6. Shave off the feathers

7. Slice off the top, you don't want to eat that part

8. Finish slicing up the body of the kiwi fruit

Finally I finished something on my to do list._________________Ok, I have to say I did not make up this set of image off the top of my head and I bet it has been done many times. When I went to NZ, [link] , there was this "How to prepare a kiwi" shirt that I was to cheap to buy, so I took a quick snap shot of it.However, I modified the images and drew all what you see up above. ^^The right Category?Wacom Tablet> Photoshop> 1-2 hours.Oh also I really like kiwi fruit, the bird is only ok on the liking scale. XDHope animal and or kiwi people don't get to offened.