My birthday party is in two months, and in order to get people to come, I promised David Schwimmer would be there. This is a lie. I’m worried I will disappoint people and my party will be a disaster. I need 50 bucks to hire a David Schwimmer impersonator or someone named David Schwimmer to show up at the party.

Please click here to help make my birthday party the best.

- Santino Rua

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/santino-rua/david-schwimmer-dance-party