



Welcome to Beebe Station.

You're three kilometers below the surface of the Pacific Ocean. You're perched on the shoulder of an active volcano. The local fauna is very large and very nasty. If it doesn't kill you, a mudslide or an erupting smoker probably will.



Your fellow employees are rapists, pedophiles, borderline psychotics, and victims of same.



You feel very lucky to be here.



This is a damn sight better than the life you left behind.