ANALYSIS/OPINION:

It’s come to this. A Washington Post reporter gave a first-hand account on Twitter of Paul Manafort’s bathroom habits and fellow-journos squealed in teenage delight every morsel:

Manafort was just two urinals away from me in the bathroom.



He didn’t wash his hands. — Brian Fung (@b_fung) April 19, 2018

Did he touch or zip and flop hands free? The latter is a controversial no wash exception. — Mr. Fahrenheit (@dannyboi965) April 19, 2018

It sounds like you’re reporting that his hands are dirty. I feel like this corroborates other sources I’ve read elsewhere. — Alex Howard (@digiphile) April 19, 2018

Between this blow-by-blow report from a bank of urinals and the non-stop reportage on the so-called “pee tape” in the Clinton-financed political propaganda known as the “Russian dossier” the DC journo community appear to have a dark and disturbing urine obsession when it comes to Donald Trump.

Maybe it’s because they collectively wet themselves the evening of November 6th when he dashed all their dreams of a Clinton presidency. No matter the reason, it’s time to keep it classy, people.