Previously on the Strumpet legacy….

Lacie was pissed as all hell at Anoki for passing out in the bathroom with a plate of salad and a pube on his face.

Lacie was getting up to her old tricks and accepted the invite from Derek Khan to go on a date of sorts.

It was a mercifully short date, they ate, Derek talked shit, Lacie wanted out.

Lacie: Uhhh look Derek, you are really nice… but you’re SOOOO BORING… and what’s up with the dog collar anyway?

Lacie gladly came back home to Anoki that night and he was all she was dreaming about.

Graduation time… the only people Lacie invited were Anoki and I.

Lacie: You weren’t invited.

Ouch man… right in the feels.

Lacie: I am so smart… S.M.R.T…I mean… S.M.A.R.T…



Ahh back home to Spring Valley, luckily that strange person was feeding your cat while you were away.

After that awful date with Derek Lacie knew that Anoki was the only one she wanted to spend her life with.

So she proposed.

(OMG OMG OMG OMG my little tart is growing up)



Lacie: Will you marry me Anoki Moon

Anokie: Hells yeah… OHHHH MY GOOOD What the F@#k is that green thing above your head?

They made it an early night because Lacie had work in the morning. Lacie dreamt of re-remodeling the house while Anoki dreamt of food…

awww bless their cotton socks.

While Lacie was at work and planning her batchelorette party Anokie did the school cheer… a lot.

And he got into man… I couldn’t stop him.

Anokie: Our team is red hot… woooo… your team aint diddly squat.

Moves like Jagger.

Lacies party was at Vargs Tavern (where else? No really… there is no where else)

Then the stripper rocked up. Woooooo



He was on fiyaaahhh everyone loved him, except the two sims who were literally thinking about themselves.

Stripper Guy: Damn girl, you’re hot… it sucks that you’re getting married…

Lacie: Keep dancing bud… You got som…GRABAAGFDSLSGHOSIDGLN

Champagne to the face. You’re going to be all STICKKKYYYYYY.

Lacie: My lucky day… I’m wearing my favorite white dress… And Champagne showers.

That’s why you wear your second favorite one, you dunce.

Join us next for the next episode of The Strumpet Legacy, wedding bells will ring!!!!!