WHAT OTHER DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIORSDID WE ENGAGE IN

WHICH LEDTO OUR ULTIMATE DOWNFALL?

ANYONE HAVE ANOTHER EXAMPLE?

LET'S SEE, HOW ABOUT DAVID?

- [chuckles]UH...

HAVING SEX WITH EMPLOYEES.

- SEX WITH EMPLOYEES,DEFINITELY A DANGER THERE.

WHAT ELSE?UH, MR. CLINTON?

- PUTTING CIGARSIN GIRLS' VAGINAS.

- VERY GOOD, BILLY.

CIGARS IN VAGINAS--NOT THE BEST IDEA THERE.

- WATCHING INTERNET PORNALL DAY EVERY DAY?

- SPOT ON, CHARLIE SHEEN--

EXCESSIVE INTERNET PORN.

NOW, THE REASONWE ARE MAKING THIS LIST

IS THAT WE HAVENEW MEMBERS TODAY.

I WANT YOU ALLTO WELCOME KYLE AND "BUMMERS."

- HELLO.all: HEY, KYLE.

- AND WOULD YOU CARE TO SHAREYOUR STORIES WITH US, BOYS?

- WELL...

I JUST FOUND OUTI'M A SEX ADDICT.

I'M SO SCARED.I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD MY MOM YET.

- DOES YOUR MOMHAVE BIG TITS?

- BILLY!- SORRY.

- ME, I JUST...

I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKINGABOUT BUSH.

- I HEARD THAT.

- I MEAN, IT'S LIKE,WHAT IS IT?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

WHY WOULD THERE BEA BUSH RIGHT THERE?

IS IT A LIVE BUSH?ARE THERE BERRIES?

- MR. DUCHOVNY,PLEASE STOP JERKING OFF.

- AH, GEE WHIZ.