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00:00 - 00:03 The Rockets have had a great offseason.

00:04 - 00:05 They have gotten the rest of the band back expect josh smith

00:05 - 00:07 And we made a greate trade to bring Ty Lawson to H-Town

00:08 - 00:12 Only bad part is that D-Mo is still out.

00:12 - 00:15 Overall we should have a great season.

00:17 - 00:19 With this roster we can rip GS a new asshole,

00:19 - 00:21 and finally win a championship.

00:24 - 00:26 My Leader...

00:27 - 00:28 The Rockets...

00:31 - 00:33 The Rockets are sucking hard.

00:34 - 00:36 We are currently 4-6 with 5 blowout losses

00:53 - 00:58 Anyone who is not a Rockets fan, GET OUT.

01:13 - 01:15 WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HEAR?!?!

01:15 - 01:17 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST HEAR?!?!?!?!?!

01:18 - 01:23 The Rockets should be 11-0, at least 10-2. WHAT THE FUCK are they doing?!

01:25 - 01:28 McHale is doing a shitty fucking job.

01:29 - 01:31 Combined with Beard getting the Kardashian pussy I should've known we would tank.

01:31 - 01:34 How is a team with Howard, Harden, and Lawson losing?

01:34 - 01:37 Fuck Lawson, and his damn drinking problems,

01:37 - 01:40 I knew that trade was too damn good!

01:40 - 01:42 My lord even I can't find a positive in all this.

01:42 - 01:46 Damn right you are! How the hell is our team 29th in D with Howard?!?

01:46 - 01:48 This isn't even the right use of this line, but I can't find a positive for the Rockets.

01:48 - 01:52 OF COURSE you fucking can't! The Rockets can't even hit a goddamn 3 pointer!!!!

01:53 - 01:54 ITS ALL OVER!!

01:56 - 01:57 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE YEAR!

01:57 - 02:00 Harden was supposed to lead H-Town to a ring, but

02:00 - 02:03 instead he is too busy getting drunk at night clubs with Ty

02:04 - 02:08 McHale needs to go, and get replaced by GOAT Battier

02:08 - 02:13 and the Rockets need to be whipped into shape.

02:14 - 02:16 Why couldn't Harden stay away from the Kardashians like a smart person?!

02:17 - 02:21 But instead our whole team is partying away after every loss like dumbasses.

02:27 - 02:29 This was supposed to be the year.

02:30 - 02:34 I even bought a Harden jersey for this year.

02:34 - 02:36 But they had to go and screw it up.

02:41 - 02:42 Forget it.

02:43 - 02:47 WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR TEAM!

02:48 - 02:53 Last year we made the WCF, but then they did meth and can't even make the playoffs now!

02:54 - 02:56 Goddamn Harden with -37% from the field

02:56 - 02:59 Boasting how he was the best player and going to win the MVP

03:00 - 03:02 Instead we get this leftover shell of a former self

03:04 - 03:07 It's okay, at least the Bulls are doing good.

03:14 - 03:16 All we can do is hope for a new coach,

03:19 - 03:23 and D-Mo to get back.

03:25 - 03:26 But McHale is first

03:31 - 03:33 Then get rid of Brewer

03:40 - 03:46 Restructuring our defense next is key.

03:46 - 03:49 Hopefully then we at least make the playoffs