Last time on the Trails legacy, Elijah got a girlfriend and Harley met Goodwin Goode. She made new friends, went steady with Goodwin, found out she was pregnant, and had a shotgun wedding. Wow, that’s a lot.

Harley: Man, all I can think about is how much I’m craving Mac and Cheese at the park.

Yes, hello EA pregnancy cravings. Now let’s jump back in!

Name: Goodwin Trails

Traits: Brave, Great Kisser, Good (surprise, surprise), Family-Oriented, and Hopeless Romantic.

Favorites: Pop, Sushi, and White (or seafoam or something like that).

LTW: Firefighter Super Hero (Save 30 Sims lives on the job in the Firefighter Profession).

Meet Goodwin Trails, the newest member of the family.

Harley: Wow, I’m so lucky.

And of course no one is more stoked about this than Harley.

Elijah: Hmmm… let’s see what’s in the paper. Oh wait! Here’s something about Harley and Goodwin titled “Expensive Wedding Sets Fashionable Standard”. What could it say? “The families are proud to announce that Goodwin Goode and Harley Trails were wed yesterday in a ceremony that is said to have taken the best of modern local fashion and blended it with old-time foreign sensibilities. The cost for the wedding, though not disclosed, is rumored to reside in the six figures range.”

What a load of llama poop.

Harley: I never knew those rumors would get so out of hand!

I guess shotgun weddings are highly looked up to here.

Harley: Man, I’m so nervous about our kid. I mean, this is a first for both of us!

Goodwin: *laughs nervously* Yeah, I’m going to go work on my athletic skill for my job!

Harley: Alright honey! Isn’t he the best?

Uhm, that was a little suspicious if you ask me.

Harley: But he’s a goodie, I mean a good, I mean a-

A good sim. I know. Let’s just see what happens.

Oh look, father and son-in-law bonding time!

Harley: Aw, how sweet!

Elijah: You know that if you hurt my kid I’ll bite your head off like I am with this marshmallow, right?

Goodwin: Noted, sir.

Harley: Aww, how uhm… awkward?

Here Harley is, breaking the quiet rule of the library.

Harley: It was awful, some man came and shouted at me! I had to fake contractions and make a break for it.

It’s completely understandable.

Goodwin: You know, you are so cute when you’re pregnant.

Harley: That’s a nice way of saying I still look good as a shark, I mean whale, Goodwin.

Goodwin: That isn’t fat, that’s our little spawn inside! Hi baby!

Harley: You’re almost too sweet.

That’s what I’m saying!

Goodwin: Oh, am I?

I’m uncomfortable.

Harley: Oh, stop it! The overseer is right there!

Yeah, they woohooed. There were no pictures this time, per request by Harley.

Harley: Thanks overseer!

Still not used to this whole good heiress thing you have going on.

While Harley was messing around doing whatever, Goodwin was taking a call.

Goodwin: Yes, we’re expecting a baby. No, I haven’t told her. No! I’m happy, Jenni. Don’t ruin this for me… Listen, I’ll do whatever but…

Goodwin: Ugh! She hung up on me!

Uhm. What was that?

Harley: Maybe it was him calling his mom? I dunno! Don’t ask me questions! *flees*

Hmm. Suspicious.

Goodwin: I’m so glad you love me, even though I look like I have no teeth sometimes.

Harley: Well you still love me and I have extremely disproportionate boobs for my body!

Oh, the definition of true romance. I’m watching you, Goodwin.

Goodwin: Oh, mother of pearl!

What is it Goodwin? Something you need to get off your chest?!

Harley: No, I’m going into labor!

Oh, get to the hospital! Now!

Uhm… Harley? Why are you carrying that basket? Where are the babies?

Harley: Here, overseer.

How many?

Harley: Three.

NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harley: Come on, let’s meet them.

Name: Jasmine Trails

Traits: Absent-Minded, Excitable.

Favorites: R&B, Pancakes, Black.

Name: Kaine Trails

Traits: Loves the Outdoors, Absent-Minded.

Favorites: Geek Rock, Crepes, Green.

Name: Luna Trails

Traits: Evil, Eccentric.

Favorites: Kids, Grilled Cheese, Purple.

OH GOD IT’S TODDLER TOWN ALL OVER AGAIN.

Harley: Oh my goat, I mean oh my gorilla, I mean OH LLAMA!

And by the way, Kaine and Luna look a LOT alike. It freaks me out a little.

Harley: Thanks for reading!

~Author’s Note~

Sorry for the short update! I was so excited to show you their babies that I cranked out this really short update. They have three kids and thousands of routing issues with baby items. Just a warning for next chapter, there isn’t a lot happening during the toddler stage. Elijah and Goodwin are at work most of the time and if you’ve ever gotten to teach all of the toddler skills to three kids in a couple of days with basically one sim, you are a superhuman. Anyways, thanks for reading!

What is Goodwin up to?

Will I go crazy from toddler town?

Find out next time!