While referring specifically to immigrants from black majority countries, President Trump made headlines on Thursday after questioning "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?".

Amid accusations of racism, President Trump defended his comments at a rally in Mississippi;

"It's just locker room talk. I'm no racist. No racist. Trust me. I love the niggers better than anyone."

As an unknown African-American man was hoisted to the stage by aides, Trump announced to the audience "I've got so many black friends. Jamal here, he loves me". To uproarious applause Trump fumbled with a flick knife. "We're always pranking each other!" he proclaimed, as he slowly drove the 4 inch blade into the side of the man. As the man collapsed against the podium and bled out, Trump asked the cheering crowd "would a racist have a joke with a choco friend?"

"The President was attempting to open a dialogue between the white, oreo, and afro communities", said White House Grand Dragon/Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. "It's shameful that you would sully a noble effort by wrongfully bringing racism into the equation".

When asked about the death of the still unknown man on stage, Sanders defended the events as "an unavoidable goof between close friends".