It's the reason you never see your friends' Facebook statuses anymore. You unfollowed them and hid them from your feed, because their statuses are so effing annoying.

But with the Internet and the real world becoming more and more intertwined, what if people spoke the way they write Facebook statuses? Comedian Jason Horton brings you this chilling alternate reality.

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