Full disclosure: I don't drink coffee. I don't like the taste and don't need the caffeine (I'm high-energy enough).

So I can reveal the below without twitching, sweating or risking withdrawal headaches (which you should also probably know I had for a month when I quit Diet Coke).

Your ritual of grabbing a coffee on the way to work, at lunch or as an afternoon pick me up is adding 154 minutes a day to your mortgage.

Your tastes may run to cappuccino, which figures from the Skip ordering app suggest is most common in Sydney and South Australia. Perhaps your hot beverage of choice is the flat white, as in the ACT, Queensland and Western Australia. Or maybe – most likely in Victoria and Tasmania – you're a latte lover. (And I don't pretend to know the difference.)