sick bladekindeyewear types reactthoughts to the 7/20-7/21/2015 sunday homestuck update or whatever it is

fyi even reading right now make sme kind of irritated but

i mean it’s homestuck come on i cant denty mystlef that

whatd we leave off on anyway

*clicks link8*

…fcucking mad hatter tea party i get it youre the fucking cheshire cat jasprose you dont have to go full sefl aware– okay i guess you do since youre part rose

wait thats theg amzee trunk

and gamzees still probably not out of it

AND he still needs to get out, likely go back to the past somehow, and cause Jack English to happen, not to muention hit a portal to earth

aw dear

*clicks next*

yeah jasprose knows EXACTLY what the fuck she’s doing with that hat she put on jake

shes going full ham “okay its an alice in wonderland party lets throw in as many references as possible”

im prettsy sure the fraction is just the same hat ize as the original mad hatter

so is gamz ognna bust out or wat

*click*

JASPROSESPRITE^2: No offense, but you are only a prop actor in this fanciful scenario, which is serving as the stage for my date with this lovely lady.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wait…

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < this is a date?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Oh! Yes.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I’m sorry I didn’t mention sooner, Nepeta.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is that ok?



so it IS romantic. I’m STILL not sure if Jasprose’s whole nep-love thing is serious, or partially for ironic purposes

i mean

it’s like………

you know all the reasons I said Dirk/Gamzee miught be a thing? that he rperesented the ultimate joke, an d so the same with the relationship or… wtv the fuck i siad/?

it’s kinda like that

w/ jasprose pursuin nepeta

but shes… asking “if that’s okay”?? which is sensitive to someone’s feelings? FOR ONCE? so maybe it IS really serious

tho neps not instantly on board obviously

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Everyone else enjoys various states of being fine while alive, and fine while dead.



heheheh

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I remember my first date. I was so nervous! “Life hack.” It helps if you are very very drunk.



LBHU NO TERRIBLE IDEA

asnd yeah she wasnt serious

she sbeing REMARKABLY careful with neeptas feelings

even to the enxtend of avoiding giving her bad advice

ort empering said advice

she really seems to be caring…

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < anyway its not that im nervous about a furst date necessarily!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i just… dont know who you are or anything about you



Uh huh. so how are you going to play this off, jasprose

ah right, reminding her that the jaspers part knows her too

JASPROSESPRITE^2: It probably is. But really, I don’t think you need to change!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You are so charming and pretty exactly as you are.

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < wow…

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < thank you :oo



BEGGING TO bE PROTOTYPED AGAIN YEP

JAKE: Hey…

JAKE: Whatever happened to janes bunny friend… what was his name?



NO JAKE

NO BUNNIES



NONE OF THIS DUMBSLHF STUPID PEOPLE BEICOMING PART BUNNY FOR NO REASON OR WHATEVER OT WOULDNT EENE CHANGE ARNYTHING

JAKE: Little sebastian i think?

JAKE: Whered he scamper off to?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Jake, what are you talking about.

JAKE: He would be PERFECT for this tea party!

JAKE: Like the white rabbit and all.

JAKE: And im like the mad hatter for some damned reason.



NOOO DONT HOPE UP A BUNNY SOMEHOW AND PROTOTYPE IT.

i know its not gonna happen, but… dont do that anyway.

JAKE: And youre supposed to be like the cheshire cat or such?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Yes, Jake. That was the idea.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Thank you for explaining a thing to us.



:P

JAKE: Or for that matter who the honking guy in the fridge represents.

GAMZEE: honk

JAKE: Was there a man under the table who honked sometimes in alice and wonderland?



hahahahalso confirmed that gamzees in there

mm i meating chicken soup with rice right now

always good when ur sick

*clicks next*

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ive never really had anybody like me before!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im not sure how to handle it

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I find this very hard to believe.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nobody? Are you sure??

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < pretty sure!



etc etc

well at least andrews good at making this a LITTLE cute

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < im not sure why you like me

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < not that im not flattered!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but you dont really know much about me

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < or…

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < do you?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: No, not really.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I just know that you are very pretty, and from my limited interaction with you as a cat, that you are personable and kind.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I don’t need to know much else about you to like you. I am a catgirl of simple tastes. :3



Pff, so pretty much the thinnest justification then

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i guess i cant argue with that!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < for what its worth you s33m very nice and pretty as well

JASPROSESPRITE^2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: (Jake, did you hear that?!)

JASPROSESPRITE^2: (She likes me too! This is almost too good to be true.)

ghahah jasprose is just hearing what she wants to hear–

JAKE: I think you should both kiss!



NO FUCK YOU JAKE

THATAS

NOT HOW IT WORKS

FUCK

JASPROSESPRITE^2: JAKE!!!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Please, mind your manners.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I mean, not that that isn’t an EXCELLENT idea.



Oh right they sd fuse into a ^3 absomination if that happened, i forgot

which means andrew’s just trying to tease right now that that might happen even htough it (hopefully) wont, just to make poeple worried

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, she has only been prototyped once.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I believe unprototyped or once-prototyped kernels can whether brief or incidental contact, the same way you can investigate the flame of a candle without burning your nose as long as you are quick enough.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: But the sort of contact we are talking about here would be ANYTHING but incidental. ;3 ;3 ;3



I think Jasprose meant “weather” instead of “whether” there.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Was there someone you had feelings for you couldn’t talk to about?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ummmm

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < yeah

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Who?

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ummmmmmmm

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < i dunno im embarrassed to say!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You can tell me Nepeta! Please tell me your secret will be safe, I promise!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < well

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < ok

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < as long as you can really k33p a sneakret!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: My muzzle is sealed.



YEAH FUCKING RIGHT.

you are going to (1) babble about that to everyone and…

(2) possibly feel…. betrayed and angry that she could have ever liked karkat maybe????? and then throw somethinc crazy into her kernel???

im sick and catastrophizing

NO THAT WASTN MEANT TO BE A CAT PUN SHUT UP

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < it was karkat

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but i never told him and im pretty sure he never found out how i felt!

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Karkat eh?

JASPROSESPRITE^2: I’ll let you in on a little sneakret too. You dodged a vigorous spritzing with a spray bottle there.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: He wouldn’t be any good for you. Oh no no.



shut. jasprose, shut.

shut the fuck up about karkat dont start didssing him youll make everymone mad.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Too many anger issues. Always with the shouting and whatnot. He’s way too volatile!

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < but… i liked that about him!



exactly

…i just scrolled down far enough to see Davesprite’s orange text at the bottom

if we get davenep^2 ill chuck a chair out a window

anyway back to reading

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Besides, he is involved with someone else now in that quadrant.



THERE it is. Andrew making it ABSOLUTELY explicit as full red for all the blind people out there. I did say that was comuing eventually, Andrew knows he has to hit readers with some details with a sack of bricks in order for it to get thru to people. i mean, like i mentioned, he wa s smart enough to start using the “DEAD” onomatopoeia.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: You are now a sprite. Neither of us have the same connection to the living we once had.

JASPROSESPRITE^2: In quite a real sense, it is fair to say that all we have now…

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Is each other. :3

NEPETASPRITE: :33 < er…

DAVESPRITE: hey whats up



Davesprite has

the BEST party-cracshing entrance.

:)

wait

WAIT FUCK

JSAPERSPRITE CHASED DAVESPRITE OCCASITONALLY

PLZ JASPROSE DO *NOT* CHASE THE BIRD HTHING AND RUITN DAVESPRITE BY ^3prototypesplosion THERES SMO MUCH HE COULD SDO

*click*

DAVESPRITE: yeah

DAVESPRITE: looks like everybody forgot about me as fucking usual

DAVESPRITE: so here i am



pfffffffffff.

that is ALSO the best entrance for Davesprite.

Davesprite is entrance king.

Come on Jasprose get with the program. You’re part Jaspers AND pre-retcon Rose, you should KNOW he got here the same way. You’re just having a momentary oversight so Andrew can explain to the readers how these other sprites are here.

DAVESPRITE: kind of fucked up that youre part rose and vice versa but i guess whatre you gonna do

JASPROSESPRITE^2: Be in a state of near-perpetual satisfaction with my own existence, is what.



pff

DAVESPRITE: please dont tell me somebodys locked in that fridge



hahahah so trope savvy

*click*

NO YOU FUCKERS

DONT

SHAKE

HANDS

NO

DONT FUCKING DO IT

NO

NO



NO



DON’T DO IT YOU FUCKING MORONS

it’s fucking happening isn’t it.

i had so many hopes for davesprite. SO MANY. it would have been so cool.

:(

*click*

GOD DAMNIT.

THIS is the FUCKING worst combination i can imagine.

youd better give us

some FUCKING GOLD

from this sprite combo

if you’re going to pull this stupid shit, plot

just, please

make this up to us

*click*

…………what

the…. fuck?

like…. organge sword thru him (that went missing when he fought jack)…plus nepetas specibus? and

and hes not going to ACT like wolverine is he or

whats even gonna

be the result of this shit/?? or

*click*

FUCK YOU FOR THAT PUN DAVEPETASPRITE.

Oh my fucking god, “fuck you for that pun” is all that Davepeta is going to be, isn’t it. Just a permanent onslaught of puns that the combined sprite KNOWS, IS FULLY AWARE, are going to piss people the fuck off. Constantly, unending.

AND MORE FUCKING IMPORTANTLY

WHAT THE FUCK

IS WITH

THE GEAR MOON SYMBOL

THAT IS NO:T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.

DAVESPRITE WAS NOT GOD TIER

NEPETA WAS NOT HER DREAMSELF

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THE CROW WITH A SWORD THROUHG IT THAT WAS DREAMSELF RELATED

JASPROSE HAD THE MOON BECAUSE JASPERSPRITE WAS PART ELDRITCH PRINCESS DOLL. ELDRITCH PRINCESS + ROSE = DERSE DREAMSELF. IT MADE PERFECT FUCKING SENSE.

AND NOW WE GET THIS SHIT?!?!?!??!?!

AS IF ALL ^2 SPRITES GET A MOON AUTOMATICLALY? OR EVEN GOD-FUCKING-TIER AUDTOMATICALYYY??????? THIS IS BULLSHIT OF THIE HIGHTEST FUCKING ORDER. THERHE IOS NO FUCKING SENSE HERE

AT LEAST THE NEO COAT LOOK IS COOL

OH GREAT THERES MORE TO THE UPDATE

*click*

you and everyone else in the fandom, japsrose

i am too literally sick for this bullshit

(don’t ask me if Davepetasprite^2 is just as compatible for raising the cherubs as Davesprite was because i dont f'n know)

anyway that was fun ttyl all