Here's all the latest details! Consider this and the Facebook event page to be your definite sources of info.Hey Santa! Guess what time of year it is, Santa! The red menace descends on Seattle this Saturday December 21st! Well over one thousand of us will be parading through Pioneer Square, Downtown, and Cap Hill! This event is free - Santa doesn't pay a cover! Santarchy is an annual mass gathering of people dressed in Santa Claus costumes parading publicly on streets and in bars in cities around the world. The focus is on spontaneity and creativity, while having a good time and spreading cheer and goodwill.Want to help during the big day? It's not too late:- Print copies of the map and carol book.- Know the time and be familiar with the route to help wrangle Santas to the next stop.- Got some talent? Show it off today.- If Santas are acting inappropriately, find a way to peacefully fix the situation.The FOUR FUCKS OF SANTARCHY---------------------------------------------------1. Santa does not fuck with kids2. Santa does not fuck with police3. Santa does not fuck with bar staff4. Santa does not fuck with SantaTHE RULES---------------------------------------------------1. My name is Santa. Your name is Santa. We are Santa. Who's in charge here? Santa!2. Santa will bring cash and tip. No cards! No complex orders! Lines will be long, so keep it quick and simple.3. Wear a Santa suit! Or be an elf! Or reindeer! Get in the holiday spirit. Wearing just a Santa hat with regular clothes is meh.4. Wear good walking shoes. Santa is covering lots of ground.5. This is a participatory event. Do not expect us to entertain you, though we will. Bring something Santa will enjoy: candy, toys, games, stickers, buttons, signs, or a kickass costume.6. Expect lines. Santa will deal with it, find another spot nearby, or bring an alternate means of drinking... keeping in mind the establishments won't approve.7. Pace yourself. Know your limits. Remember to eat! And Santa doesn't drink and drive! Take a bus, cab, Uber, or Lyft.8. Share your photos and thoughts on the Facebook wall! https://www.facebook.com/events/1413448102205619/ or use hashtag #SeattleSantaTHE ROUTE---------------------------------------------------Please print out copies of our map to share!Single Sided Map: http://bit.ly/18UVO6U Double Sided Map: http://bit.ly/1bTwZvz 12PM - 12:30PM: Start at King Street Station (3rd & S King St)12PM - 2PM: The Lodge Sports Grille, FX McRorys1PM - 3PM: Comedy Underground, J&M Cafe, Central Saloon, New Orleans2PM - 4PM: Fado, Contour, Magic Mouse Toys, 7 Eleven, Easy Joes, Owl N Thistle3PM - 4PM: McCormick & Schmick's, Diller Room4PM - 5PM: Group photo at Harbor Steps (1st & University), followed by activities at Pike Place Market (Gum Wall, Pike & Pike)4PM - 6PM: Hard Rock Cafe, Pike Pub & Brewery, Alibi Room, Il Bistro, Pike Place Bar & Grill6PM: Westlake Park for caroling and merriment6:30PM: Flash mobs at Pacific Place Mall and Sheraton Hotel's Gingerbread Village6PM - 8PM: Gameworks, Gordon Biersch, Mexico Cantina, Dragonfish8PM - 10PM: Baltic Room, La Cocina Oaxaquena, Still Liquor, Pine Box, Seattle Eagle, Rumba10PM - 12AM: 95 Slide, Capitol Hill Cider, World of Beer, Sun Liquor, Fogon, Linda's Tavern12AM: All remaining Santas party at Neighbours!CAROLING BOOK---------------------------------------------------Please print and bring our naughty Christmas carols! http://bit.ly/19DcNOP ---------------------------------------------------