Truxican Wrestler: So yeah, be sure and try out Sigilyph.

Truxican Wrestler: A bit hard to find and catch, but worth it if you get the right prerequisites.

Truxican Wrestler: One'o those mask ghost pokes would be good, too.

Dragon Prime: I can find that in the desert right?

Truxican Wrestler: Resort desert.

Dragon Prime: mmhmm

Truxican Wrestler: Oh, and if you don't focus on the specific design and look at its sillhouette...

Dragon Prime: Oh, and I fought Sigilyph

Truxican Wrestler: Well, just see for yourself.

Dragon Prime: so hard for my team to adapt to that thing

Dragon Prime: I tend to get destroyed by physic pokemon in all the games

Dragon Prime: Let alone ones that can fly

Truxican Wrestler: http://serebii.net/pokedex-bw/561.shtml Look at this guy's silhouette.

Dragon Prime: What, the sprite?

Truxican Wrestler: Yes.

Dragon Prime: It's badass

Truxican Wrestler: Focus on the outline.

Dragon Prime: Oh

Truxican Wrestler: ...

Dragon Prime: What am I seeing

Truxican Wrestler: It's a cave-painting of a bird.

Truxican Wrestler: Except it's pointing up.

Dragon Prime: Oh damn

Truxican Wrestler: Yeah.

Truxican Wrestler: That's awesome, huh?

Dragon Prime: YEah

Dragon Prime: You ever wonder what Diglett looks like underground?

Truxican Wrestler: Oh, and those weird robotic psychic types are actually more like aliens.

Truxican Wrestler: It's weird.

Truxican Wrestler: They have feet that look like their nose.

Dragon Prime: http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-diglett-comeatmebro.gif

Truxican Wrestler: I'm going to bet I've seen this one.

Truxican Wrestler: Three men in thongs?

Dragon Prime: no

Dragon Prime: That's dugrio

Truxican Wrestler: CLOSE ENOUGH.

Truxican Wrestler: Oh wow.

Dragon Prime: Heh

Dragon Prime: I would love to see this in the anime

Truxican Wrestler: Diglett: the Bodybuilder pokemon.

Dragon Prime: Even if it was some weird hallucination someone had

Truxican Wrestler: Base stats are all 999.

Dragon Prime: He's humble though

Dragon Prime: doesn't show off his muscles

Truxican Wrestler: Only move: Mega Punch.

Dragon Prime: Unless the world needs saving once again

Truxican Wrestler: Oh, and Odor Sleuth or something so he can punch ghosts.

Dragon Prime: Diglett's version of Mega Punch does that automatically

Truxican Wrestler: Of couse.

Truxican Wrestler: Because it's ??? type.

Dragon Prime: He pucnhes in 12 dimensions at once

Dragon Prime: 2D, 4D, 10D, it doesn't matter

Truxican Wrestler: Curse, when used by Diglett, destroys all of the enemy's pokemon.

Truxican Wrestler: Even in their pokeballs.

Truxican Wrestler: Gone.

Truxican Wrestler: Explosion and Selfdestruct don't make him faint.

Truxican Wrestler: He just says it tickles.

Dragon Prime: When he uses revenge, he wipes one of the opponent's Pc boxes

Truxican Wrestler: His only weakness is...

Truxican Wrestler: Splash.

Dragon Prime: BY M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN

Dragon Prime: Oh, and if he gets pokerus, he infects everyone in a 100-mile readius

Dragon Prime: Even humans

Truxican Wrestler: That's a good thing.

Dragon Prime: The human race reaches a new era of prosperity

Dragon Prime: With their maxed EVs, they develop warp drive and discover the Pokemon homeworld

Dragon Prime: Because pokemon are actually aliens

Truxican Wrestler: And he personally insults every terrorist that ever plotted against America.

Truxican Wrestler: Who reveal themselves to be Zoroarks.

Truxican Wrestler: And then immediately get punched.

Dragon Prime: And we learn that the reason pokemon have been looking more artificial over the years

Truxican Wrestler: Pokemon robots.

Dragon Prime: Is that they can't keep up their disguise any longer

Dragon Prime: Their chameleo-cores are weakening

Truxican Wrestler: And they reveal themselves to be...?

Dragon Prime: Gary Oak

Truxican Wrestler: MOTHERFUCKING GARY OAK

Truxican Wrestler: GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

Truxican Wrestler: GARY OAK, MOTHERFUCKER.

Dragon Prime: All adequate descriptions of the situations

Truxican Wrestler: But then he takes off his face and reveals himself as Gary Ork!

Truxican Wrestler: And then leads the Horde in a hostile takeover of Earth.

Dragon Prime: Then the Garyoakians ask why thatre is a human calling himself Gary Oak, since that name was forbidden by the Shadow Proclamation

Truxican Wrestler: Both of those things happened in sepearate universes.

Dragon Prime: Because Diglett punched them into existence

Dragon Prime: Diglett is actually the leader of a rogue resistance movement

Truxican Wrestler: And is actually Duke Nukem.

Dragon Prime: Known as D.I.G.I.M.O.N.

Truxican Wrestler: Dicks in 'Goos Is Manly On Narwhals.

Truxican Wrestler: >_>

Dragon Prime: Couldn't think of anything good could you?

Truxican Wrestler: Nope.

Dragon Prime: We'll write about it later in our tell-all book

Dragon Prime: Anyway

Truxican Wrestler: "The Universe that is happening right now"

Dragon Prime: The Digimon fabricate a whole separate universe in which to prepare for the coming onslaught

Dragon Prime: This universe is recorded in documentary form, just as the pokemon universe is

Truxican Wrestler: Wait I got a better acronym.

Truxican Wrestler: Duke Is Great In Many Other Nations.

Dragon Prime: I like it

Dragon Prime: The members of the separate 'verses devise a way to fight via proxy war

Dragon Prime: By having denizens of ANOTHER universe fight with digital incarnations of themselves

Truxican Wrestler: And then, in essense, "Surrogate" happens except with Pokemon.

Dragon Prime: Exactly

Dragon Prime: The Garoaks will release the simulations in packs

Dragon Prime: NAming the first after colors (since they have no originality)

Truxican Wrestler: And then Diglett gets pissed and decides to start all over again by hiring the Vogons and making a new Earth.

Dragon Prime: vogons?

Truxican Wrestler: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Dragon Prime: Ah

Truxican Wrestler: You should read it.

Dragon Prime: I was thinking to enlist the Timelords or something

Truxican Wrestler: Or Deadpool.

Truxican Wrestler: Or Dr. Manhattan.

Dragon Prime: And then Dr. Manhattan recreates the world, obliterating himelf in the process but

Dragon Prime: Leaving a trace of his DNA to be reactivated billions of years later

Truxican Wrestler: Creating Duke Nukem 3D.

Truxican Wrestler: That works better.

Dragon Prime: He is then created and gets involved in a plot to create world peace by fabricating an alien invasion

Dragon Prime: Killing millions

Truxican Wrestler: Which is a Pokemon Version of Independence Day.

Dragon Prime: Exactly

Dragon Prime: The world is reduced to a small landmass via earthquakes and volcanoes

Truxican Wrestler: And then the alternate universe pokes catch Pokerus and die.

Dragon Prime: Creating small livable regions in teh middle of the waste4land

Truxican Wrestler: That'd be bitchin'.

Truxican Wrestler: I wish that was what Earth is now.

Dragon Prime: The first is settled, and a young boy is born, who ten years later will select a small fire-breathing salamander to join him on a quest...

Truxican Wrestler: No, no, sorry, I thought you meant the Earth was split into pieces with specific biomes.

Truxican Wrestler: Which would be much more awesome.

Dragon Prime: Thus beginning

Dragon Prime: P O K E M O N

Dragon Prime: R E D

Truxican Wrestler: No no no.

Dragon Prime: Aww

Truxican Wrestler: We go backwards this time.

Truxican Wrestler: WHITE.

Dragon Prime: oo

Dragon Prime: Well, you explain how that works

Dragon Prime: I spent a lot of creative energy on mine

Dragon Prime: i wanna hear your story

Truxican Wrestler: Humans built a demention-stabilizer to see what our universe is doing.

Truxican Wrestler: Sadly, it's working back in time.

Truxican Wrestler: Soooo they decide to build a time machine to go into the past to see the farther future.

Truxican Wrestler: And the world is in pieces and stuff.

Truxican Wrestler: So they go back and are like, "Okay, let's not fuck it up like they did."

Truxican Wrestler: "Let's make something to make semen taste like chocolate."

Truxican Wrestler: That way, it would be way too delicious to let anyone get born accidentally.

Truxican Wrestler: Social sex is common and everyone is happy.

Truxican Wrestler: The end.

Truxican Wrestler: BUT THEN.

Truxican Wrestler: BRAVE NEW WORLD HAPPENS.

Dragon Prime: OH DAYUMN

Truxican Wrestler: EXCEPT WITH POKEMOOOON.

Dragon Prime: Didn't know you read that

Dragon Prime: I love that book

Truxican Wrestler: I didn't, lol./

Dragon Prime: i'll lend it to you

Truxican Wrestler: What happens at the end?

Truxican Wrestler: I need to continue/.

Dragon Prime: um

Dragon Prime: One of the main characters dies and nothing changes for the better

Truxican Wrestler: Okay.

Truxican Wrestler: That's all I need to know, really.

Truxican Wrestler: Umm.

Truxican Wrestler: Then five mysterious objects crash on Earth.

Truxican Wrestler: They happen to be rings.

Truxican Wrestler: And they all landed in America.

Truxican Wrestler: But somehow, five children from completely seperate cultures find them.

Dragon Prime: OH SHT

Truxican Wrestler: And then Captain Planet happened.

Truxican Wrestler: And the oil crisis and the energy crisis and the war on terror are all gone.

Truxican Wrestler: BUT THEN.

Truxican Wrestler: It was all a dream.

Truxican Wrestler: U MAD

Dragon Prime: Dreamt by John Locke from LOST

Dragon Prime: He sees this as a sign, and opens the hatch

Truxican Wrestler: And finds Diglett.

Truxican Wrestler: He's been hiding from the other dimentions.

Dragon Prime: Btw, totally gonna copy this later into a .txt file

Truxican Wrestler: You better.

Dragon Prime: hold on, gonna check the beginning of the chat

Dragon Prime: see where this all started

Truxican Wrestler: Start with you sending me the link.

Dragon Prime: Yep

Dragon Prime: Then you suggested that his base stats are all 999

Dragon Prime: And that's where it all began

Truxican Wrestler: Indeed.

Dragon Prime: Btw, got Seed Bomb

Truxican Wrestler: So are we gonna continue?

Truxican Wrestler: Cool.

Dragon Prime: I can't it's getting a little ridiculous now

Truxican Wrestler: Okay, we gotta end it.

Truxican Wrestler: AND THEN John Locke does all that stuff in LOST and goes back to the normal world and becomes integrated with our dimention.

Truxican Wrestler: The end.

Truxican Wrestler: Oh, right, they died.

Truxican Wrestler: Um.

Truxican Wrestler: Yeah.

Truxican Wrestler: Now it's the end.

Dragon Prime: Our documentary wins every oscar

Dragon Prime: EVER

Dragon Prime: Even the animation ones

Truxican Wrestler: Because some striving YouTuber's gonna pounce on this.

Dragon Prime: And we get a copywright on the idea

Dragon Prime: He assigns us as writer

Truxican Wrestler: And then we assassinate him and eat his heart and brain and absorb his knowledge.

Dragon Prime: We

Dragon Prime: Make

Dragon Prime: BANK

Truxican Wrestler: Baaaaaank.

Truxican Wrestler: Money.

Truxican Wrestler: Dosh.

Truxican Wrestler: Green.

Dragon Prime: Moolah

Truxican Wrestler: Uh.

Dragon Prime: Dinero

Truxican Wrestler: Simolians.

Dragon Prime: Bucks

Truxican Wrestler: Buckeroonskies.

Truxican Wrestler: Strips of paper with monetary value.

Dragon Prime: I don't belive that that is a valid term for tradeable currency, my good man

Truxican Wrestler: It is in my house D:<

Truxican Wrestler: Okay I think we can save it now.

Dragon Prime: Alright.