Well, it was bound to happen — L.A.'s favorite teen bride has announced that she will not be left behind when it comes to getting naked on camera.

That's right — Courtney Stodden, who famously married then-51-year-old Doug Hutchison at the tender age of 16, today let the world know that she has a sex tape.

But! Don't get too excited — the young wife also said that it's private (kind of like Farrah Abraham's tape was private), and that it can't be found anywhere on the internet (YET...ARE YOU LISTENING VIVID).

In an interview with E! Online, she also alludes to the fact that it's some manner of masturbation tape:

it's "just me," she claims, adding that it wasn't shot too long ago. "I turned 18 in August, so you do the math."

So! Bets on how long before this thing gets sold?