Well, I guess I had this coming.

My Secret Santa stalked me well, finding not only my very popular reddit post about the... unusual effects of my anecdote about passing out from masturbating in the shower, but also a year old blog post lambasting economics. Turns out my SS was an economist.

So my gift came in two shipments, the first contained the hilarious DVDs Everything Is Terrible: The Movie and 2Everything Is 2Terrible: Tokyo Drift. An excellent present in its own right.

But then my second gift arrived. I'll be frank, it was lube, a Tenga Egg sex toy, and an envelope labeled "pr0n" filled with prime numbers, all in a box labeled "Personalized shower kit for Mr. Primenumbersturnmeon".

Bravo, Secret Santa. Bravo.