Jaune was not having a good day.

He quickly jumped out of the second story window of one of the buildings around Beacon and landed with a roll along the ground, his fall only softened by his Aura. Jaune let out a sigh of relief and quickly looked around, making sure the cost was clear before running back toward the dorms so he could get his stuff and run to Vale until all of this cleared up. If he ran fast enough then it was possible he could…

"Oh Jaune~" a flirtacious voice froze Jaune in place, causing him to slowly turn and see Ruby, who had somehow managed to follow him. The smile on her face was flirty, and she sauntered over to him with a walk that Yang must have taught her, swaying her hips a bit and placing a hand against his chest. "Why are you running silly?"

He felt his mouth go dry as Ruby got closer to him, silver eyes looking into his with a certain spark of lust. "I…uh…oh man is that a Grimm?" Jaune pointed behind her and Ruby quickly turned, giving the blonde boy a chance to escape. Before he could get far however a wall of ice appeared in front of him, stopping his progress.

"You aren't getting away from me that easily!" Weiss dropped out of the same window he had made his exit from and moved toward him with rage in her eyes. "You are going to be mine Jaune, no matter what!"

"No he is mine, I saw him first!" Ruby pulled out and extended Crescent Rose into its scythe form, glaring down Weiss.

"Don't be so childish." Weiss drew her rapier and glared down her leader.

Jaune looked between the two and quickly bolted away, running for his life as the two girls began to bicker and argue about who had more of a right to be with him. I am so screwed.

The day had started out normally enough, Jaune had woken up two minutes ahead of his alarm, feeling rather refreshed being able to wake up naturally instead of being forced to deal with the harsh sounds of the alarm or whatever morning show Nora decided was 'the most funny thing ever' that week. The showers still had just enough warm water to provide him with a refreshing wash. When he got back to his room the rest of the team was more than ready to face the day. The first order of business was a test in their 'Dust 101' class. They would each have to produce and demonstrate a special mixture of Dust that could be useful during a long mission.

Ren had focused on making a blend of Dust that when placed on someone's skin and activated by Aura would numb pain. Nora had created a special sleeping powder, and Pyrrha had focused on making one that would help keep someone awake without having to deal with the side effects of sleep deprivation.

Jaune was in desperate need of extra credit in that class, so he had gone all out, practicing for weeks on creating a mixture that could be activated by a single person and effect an entire group of people. The nature of the Dust would increase positive emotions and render the group impossible to track by Grimm using their more dark emotions as their tracking.

The team had made their way quickly toward the classroom and took their seats. This was one of the few classes that team RWBY and JNPR actually shared, and they both wished each other luck on the test. The entire class was being watched over by Professor Goodwitch, apparently their usual teacher had come down with the flu and was resting back in his own room. Along with the normal students a number of people in for the tournament also where there to either observe or take their exams.

Each student stepped up and demonstrated their mixtures. Most of them worked well enough, through Cardin ended up having his own mixture explode in his face and Yang's mixture had almost set the classroom on fire when she had added to much Aura into it.

Finally through it was Jaune's turn, and he stepped up with a smile and nodded toward the Professor. Despite how hard she was on him it was always her he went to for advice when he was unable to understand something. She was blunt as a dull blade, but that helped push through his thick skull. "Today I will be demonstrating a special Dust I have created, its main purpose is to raise positive emotions in all those under its effects and make them untraceable by Grimm." He placed the different vials of Dust he needed on the table and went to work, placing them into beakers, mixing them, and heating it to make sure they were well fused. After about five minutes of work he had finished, creating a large cup full of the blend. "Now then, I just need to pump some Aura in" he put a hand over the cup and closed his eyes, willing his power forth. He still had a bit of trouble summoning his Aura forth, but with a few months of training he had gotten quite a bit better at it.

However he noticed that something felt rather wrong. The first few times he had created the mixture it had only taken a few seconds for his Aura to pump enough energy into it to activate, but now it seemed to be drawing more powerful out of him, or perhapse his naturally large Aura was shooting more energy into it by itself. Regardless the entire cup began to glow bright white and suddenly a massive blast knocked Jaune back a bit and filled the entire room with a white fog.

It took a few moments for Goodwitch to banish the smoke, looking toward Jaune. "Was that supposed to happen Mr. Arc?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I uh…I don't think so" Jaune rubbed his back when he had landed and looked up. Team RWBY and his own teammates had rushed down to come check on him.

Ruby moved over and offered him a hand. "Heh, nice going there vomit boy"

He rolled his eyes and took the shorter girls hand. "Yeah, I am just surprised you didn't explode this time, crater face" he gave her a grin to show he was just joking. After a few moments he noticed something weird. Ruby wasn't helping him up, she was just holding his hand and looking down toward him with an odd expression.

"Hm…" Ruby smiled a bit and looked down to him. "Your hand is really soft Jaune, really nice" before anyone could react Ruby jumped on top of Jaune and looked at him. "And you smell really good, like fresh cookies" she leaned down, bringing her lips rather close to his.

Jaune felt his eyes go wide as the younger girl got closer and closer to him, his mind going about a thousand miles a minute. What was going on? Why was Ruby acting like this? Why was he sort of okay with this?

Before Ruby could kiss him through Yang grabbed her by the hood and pulled her up. "Woah sis calm down there" Yang placed Ruby on her feet, allowing Jaune to stand up.

Jaune brushed himself off and let out a sigh of relief. "Thanks Y…" before he could finish Yang pulled him in close and placed a rather deep kiss on his lips, smirking at him.

"We both know that he wants me more" Yang said with a grin, leaving a rather speechless Jaune to sputter like a fool.

"How dare you!" Weiss exclaimed, glaring up at the taller girl. "I will not stand for this."

"Oh, why do you care Ice Queen?" Yang asked with a mocking grin. "I thought you didn't like him."

Jaune looked between the girls in front of him, not really sure what emotion he could be feeling at the moment. Shock was a big one, a little bit a horror, more than a touch of arousal, and of course confusion. Lots and lots of confusion.

"You're right, I don't like him." Weiss crossed her arms.

Jaune let out a sigh of relief, at least someone was acting normal.

"I love him!" Weiss suddenly shouted out, moving toward him. "And I won't let any of you hussies have him" she wrapped her arms around one of his, pressing against it and keeping a firm grip. A watching Neptune felt his fist tighten and glared down toward Jaune with a burning hatred.

Part of Jaune was sure that at the moment he was dreaming and that any moment he would wake up in his bed confused as one could possibly be. He looked between the three girls and wondered briefly if this was all a joke of some kind.

Blake finally stepped forward from the chaos and pried Weiss off his arm, glaring down the other three members of her team while shaking her head. "Girls, you are all acting crazy, Jaune is not some toy to be fought over."

Jaune mentally cheered on the Faunus as she lectured the other girls, seemingly putting them in their places and freeing him of their madness.

Blake walked behind him and slowly wrapped her arms around his body, placing her chin on his shoulder and smiling. "Besides we all know that out of all of us Jaune likes me the best."

Sun's jaw dropped and suddenly he felt a cold rage take him as he glared toward Jaune, imagining all the different ways he could make the blonde disappear without anyone noticing.

And that was about the point where Jaune's mind came up an utter blank as reality itself seemed to just stop making sense. One plus one no longer made two, but some weird number that didn't exist.

"Hey!" Nora quickly pulled out her hammer and glared at the two. "He is my teammate, I have first dibs before all of you."

Ren turned to his partner with a look of pure confusion and shock on his face, before turning toward Jaune and leveling a glare that would send a Beowolf cowering away. "Jaune?"

"I don't know." he said, waving his hands in front of him.

"Enough!" Pyrrha stepped forwad and leveled a dark stare at Blake, forcing the Faunus girl to back away. "You are all making fools of yourself."

Jaune allowed himself a moment of hope that Pyrrha was still sane and would somehow save him from this madness.

"I am Jaune's partner, his best friend, and…" she turned toward him and blushed darkly, a flirty smile on her face. "His wife."

"My what?" Jaune shrieked in a voice that was a lot higher than his normal one.

"His what!?" the rest of the women in the classroom asked at the same time.

"I don't see a ring on his finger." Yang pointed out with a growl, crossing her arms.

"Yeah!" Ruby pointed toward them. "Plus you never had a wedding, you two can't be married."

"We are married in our hearts, isn't that right Jaune?" Pyrrha gave Jaune a heart melting smile and placed a hand over his heart.

"I…uh..um…" he looked around, hoping that someone would come out with a camera and reveal this was just one big practical joke.

Suddenly a force knocked back each of the girls away from Jaune. "Girls enough," Profesor Goodwitch moved forward and stood between them and Jaune. "Your minds are obviously ill."

Jaune blinked and really hoped that she was going to continue and say something rational that would clear this mess up.

"It is clear that Jaune would want a more…mature woman," she turned around and sauntered over to him with a hungry grin. "Isn't that right?"

Jaune blinked, opened his mouth, closed it, blinked again, and promptly turned and ran up the stairs of the room, jumping out the window in hopes that he would either land and wake up from this nightmare, or get a running start to his room and see about getting out of Beacon for a day until this mess went away.

Which lead back to now.

Jaune heard a loud ruckus from the classroom above and saw a number of explosions knock out the windows of the room as a fight broke out. The voices of women yelling out 'he's mine' or 'you can't have him' blared out clearly as he ran for his life.

"What the heck is going on!" he shouted as he begged his feet to carry him faster.

This day was going to get a lot worse before it got better.