Three new posters for The Cabin in the Woods, the comedy-horror flick written by Joss Whedon and director Drew Goddard, offer horrendous advice for anybody who finds themselves in a situation straight out of a slasher flick.

Looks like Whedon, who worked the humor vein so adeptly in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, and said he couldn't "fight the funny" in his sci-fi show Dollhouse, is ready to eviscerate the horror flick genre.

All the posters look the same, but the jokes are different. See the rest below.

The Cabin in the Woods opens Feb. 5, 2010.

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