Apparently, the UK version of Enterprise Rent-A-Car has a wildly different business model than the version we Americans get. A reportedly sabotaged advertisement for Enterprise in a Welsh newspaper claims the company offers "cock sucking" among their many services.


The ad in question appeared in the July 19 edition of Wales Pembrokeshire Herald. It claims Enterprise has every day low rates, holiday discounts, an extensive range of vehicles to choose from, home pick-up and delivery, and "cock sucking." High-larious.

Except the newspaper and Enterprise don't find it terribly funny, because they say it wasn't supposed to happen. The Herald has asked the local police to investigate the incident, believing the ad was altered by some unauthorized person, British journalism blog Hold the Front Page reports.


The recently-launched newspaper has since apologized to its customers and to Enterprise. About 20,000 copies went out before the problem was noticed.

Kind of gives a new meaning to "We'll pick you up", doesn't it?

Hat tip to James!