Helen Hong makes her long awaited return from her new (very hot) digs and reveals some personal news about a birthmark. Jordan Morris is delighted to be the subject of a suite of new drops. Tony went camping and it did not go as planned. I'm recalling fights involving surreptitious mounting. And who knows Helen Hong best? We take a quiz to find out.

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