Ivanka Trump is a senior adviser to President Donald Trump. She was with him in Bedminster, New Jersey, the weekend he decided to fire F.B.I. director James Comey. She accompanied him on the plane back from Germany, where he dictated the totally misleading statement about Donny Jr.’s 2016 meeting in Trump Tower with a Russian lawyer who promised dirt on Hillary Clinton. In fact, she spoke to the Kremlin-linked Natalia Veselnitskaya, as well as a Russian-born Washington lobbyist who also participated in the sit-down. By all accounts, she’s one of the president’s closest confidants. But call her in for questioning by the special counsel, who has interviewed dozens of peripheral Trumpworld figures over the course of his investigation? Over Rudy Giuliani’s dead body!

“Ivanka Trump?” Giuliani asked Sean Hannity last night, his eyes bugging out of his head. “I think I would get on my charger and go right into—run into their offices with a lance if they go after her,” the 73-year-old told the Fox News host, during an interview in which he also claimed the president repaid Michael Cohen for the $130,000 payment he made to Stormy Daniels, contradicting everything Trump and the White House have said thus far. “If they do do Ivanka, which I doubt they will, the whole country will turn on [Mueller]. They are going after his daughter?”

O.K., but what about Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner? Mueller has already brought him in for questioning about the Trump Tower meeting. Would Giuliani steal a horse from one of those carriages in Central Park and ride in to defend the boy’s honor? Eh, not so much.

“Jared is a fine man, you know that,” the (nearly!) thrice-divorced Giuliani told Hannity. “But men are, you know, disposable. A fine woman like Ivanka, come on.”

Incidentally, Politico reports that there are a few theories as to why Mueller hasn‘t yet attempted to speak to the First Daughter. One is that he doesn’t want to set off papa-bear-in-chief. The other? Nobody tell Rudy, but:

“She’s involved in everything,” said one former White House adviser who has previously clashed with the Trump children. “It’s odd. Unless they consider her that ‘T’ word.”

So far, according to Politico, only Ivanka’s “enemies” are spreading the rumor that she could be a “target” of Mueller’s investigation, and would therefore be bypassed as a witness. But one shudders to think what the ex-mayor would do if he got wind that Ivanka—whom we assume he frequently refers to as “the best things to come out of 1980s!”—was being mentioned alongside the “T” word.