Happy Groundhog Day, you Bill Murray-worshiping Ned Ryersons!

We've got a butt-ton to cover this week so let's dive in. RAW worked its booty off to set up the wonky(ish) Fastlane main event featuring Lesnar, Ambrose, and Reigns. Including a big final segment bout that included a New Day beatdown and Brock nailing Ambrose with a colossal F-5. I mean, we're not going to get out of Reigns vs. Triple H at 'Mania at this point, right? All hopes of Dean taking this thing should probably be squashed to dust right now (though I shall cling cling cling until my knuckles ache), but - man - even a broad, family crowd like Monday's RAW still booed Roman after the hot tag. The goddamn hot tag! And while Hunter can surely bring out his inner heel and troll the IWC for heat, I still can't see him getting more heat than Reigns come WrestleMania. The percentage of "Anyone But Reigns"-ers will be too high there.Okay, so Brock's NOT facing Triple H. That much we can agree on. Bray Wyatt will figure in somehow. Even though Gatorbum Von Largenards and the others are in this separate side feud with Big Show, Bray will pop back in to redirect them toward Lesnar (Bray was also absent last night, with Bo, because their grandpa was in the hospital). With the worst case scenario being Largenards facing Lesnar instead of Bray. And an even worse situation (it's the internet, you can be be more worst than a worst case scenario) being Bignards vs. Undertaker. Which is the latest rumor to keep me up at night, rocking back and forth in cold panicked perspiration. Strowman vs. Freakin' Anyone in a singles match at WrestleMania is unacceptable to me, much less Undertaker. This must not come to pass.Anyhow, Brock can't win at Fastlane. But he also just can't be toppled by a constant non-stop Dean and Roman team-up. Because then, essentially, it's a handicap match. I mean, it already feels like it is, right? So that means that Dean and Roman will fight one another. The question is: How much? Will it somehow go beyond their friendly main event match at Survivor Series - which was actually for the title? Because Steph tried to plant the seeds of a rift last night, calling Ambrose the "Jannetty" of the duo. To which Roman scoffed and played with his hair and softly said "whatever, you're like...wrong and stuff." Or, you know, whatever his clever low-blood sugar remark was.By the way, Marty Jannetty managed to climb and claw his way out of oblivion gulch last night and "respond" to Steph's comment by saying she was a bitch and that her kids weren't Triple H's. Glad to know he's in a good place. Be well, man.BUT...the best part of this angle last night was the opening segment featuring Ambrose and Lesnar in the ring. Just a bunch of words, but it was all great. I've been wanting Ambrose vs. Lesnar - in an actual extended program - for a year and a half now. Granted, Ambrose would get demolished, but that would be the point. He'd keep coming back. And then ambush and sneak attack Lesnar like - I don't know - literally forever. Just pop out of birthday cakes, clown cars, pinatas. I guess I'm on some weird Party City track here, but you know I'm right.So the two of them coming face to face in the ring was awesome. Roman nowhere to be seen. Just the two guys who'll actually be over in the Fastlane match, minus the sneering Space Pirate undertow. I suppose the OTHER big question here is: Will Ambrose go heel? Seems like the wrong time given the limited amount of space before 'Mania, but - dammit - his hair's been making a slow heel turn for months now. Just turning into a mop of simmering noodle broth atop his head. It's a hell nest. Wyatt Family's about to dig through there searching for quail eggs.RAW IS TUMBLR!Man, oh man. There's just so much going on. AJ Styles appeared on Miz TV where Miz preceded to deliver the best AJ Styles promo of AJ Styles' career. Seriously, I'm happy that Styles is here, but I'm not a fan of him just wrestling a series of random tester matches. And apparently we're not ever going to see the Styles Clash on RAW. That's a Smackdown thing. He hit Axel with it last week and now he's taking on the Miz over there. Well, it's a better reason to tune in than most, I suppose.Poor Lilian made the mistake of saying "Grammy" instead of "Slammy" and - JFC! - they announcers would not shut their traps about it. I mean, they were being told to give her endless s***, but what an awful directive. Just when I think we've moved past certain things in 2016, strange outlying pettiness/bullying creeps back in. So Cole kept insisting over and over that her gaffe was trending on Twitter. I'm actually in the midst of introducing wresting to a good friend. And it's going well. But then there are just really ugly things about it too that, for the life of me, I can't provide a good explanation for. At least they weren't making "horse face" comments.Monday's RAW also answered the question: Are there any of-the-moment pop culture references that WWE won't shamelessly saddle up next to? Even if they blatantly deal with fingers inserted into buttholes? The answer, we'd discover, is NOPE. Two - TWO - references to Kayne's twitter feud with Wiz. Plus this...What's that sound, you might ask? Why, that's the Doomsday Clock launching forward a full minute.Now, onto the bae-tiful Sasha Banks. Who's on her own, free from Team B.A.D. - sort of. I would have been totally fine with no explanation for the split here. Her coming out solo at the Rumble was all I needed to understand the Sasha singles push. Even with all the previous "Unity!" segments. For me, anything remotely connected to the "Divas Revolution" can be dropped abruptly with no closure. But now Sasha, and Becky it seems, are going to have to get past the remnants of B.A.D. before 'Mania. Making Fastlane feel even more like a needless weigh station.The upside here though is that all of this makes it more likely that we'll get a Charlotte/Sasha/Becky triple threat at 'Mania. Because Charlotte will be Fastlane'ing it with Brie. And I'm happy that this'll mostly likely keep Sasha's streak - THAT NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT EVER! - intact. I don't need for it to go on forever, but I need for it to become an actual "thing" before her first official loss on RAW.Speaking of Fastlane, it's just looking more and more like all people we love are going to be crammed into the 'Mania Ladder Match. Owens, Styles, Ziggler, Jericho - the usual. Owens MIGHT get the singles match, of the bunch. And will it be for the IC Title again? Or will they switch it to the U.S. title this time so Kalisto can be in it?Oh, and are we expecting Owens vs. Ziggler at Fastlane. Considering Ziggler's win last night?

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