By @SimonCocking

Raised in a sightly drafty abode

speaking no English, on a wild wind swept island off the Southern most part of Ireland, Sarah Paddle Swim’s unceasing search for future Irish ultimate talent has yielded unexpected results.

Here, in the middle of nowhere,

we found an amazing future padawan ultimate frisbee player. Self taught, from watching youtube videos and live WCBU streams (when working), we found Phoebe Nieves.

Speaking only Irish we think this may be the one to bring balance back to Irish ultimate. Watch this space for more details. All we need to do now is safely negotiate the boat back to ‘Ireland’ as the locals call it.