Lol, just kidding. Here are some pictures of the actual event.

Serial online abuser Randi Harper, a particularly ironic supporter of the event, spent much of her time anxiously glancing at other people’s phones, looking for GamerGate-supporting spies. One nefarious troll decided to exploit this, with flawless success.

In other news, mad social justice warrior Brianna Wu thinks I’m at SXSW (I’m in Alaska, dummy!) and is very, very concerned.

https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/708488998088351744

.@Spacekatgal we worked all this out weeks ago. You weren't a part of the conversation. Milo is not here. Please stop. — needlessly obscenity-laced (@randileeharper) March 12, 2016

I can still strike fear into the hearts of SJWs, even when I’m four thousand miles away!

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