BACKSTAGE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARTING JIMMY FALLON" "Jimmy Fallon you feeble milk huffer, I should just MERDER you..." threatens the mafia debt collector to famous JIMMY FALLON. "Again you are so short on the money you owe us..." and he facial smacks Jimny around, "if you DON'T have our owed cash in TWO DAYS we will comercial break your late neck show."

"No no don't break!" Jammy says horrible scared now, "I WILL get you these 'dough' dollars! Within 48 hours of time!"

"Yes that IS right... blitch," and the debt collection KICKS poor Jimy Fallon in the shins. BURGER KING DRIVE THROUGH Famous KANYE WEST cruises through the car getting himself the BURGERS.

Buger time! "Burgers are so yummy

I like the burgers

Becase brurger yummy"

raps talented celebrity Kanye West. His nice car role's up to the speaker order pole.

"Welcome to Burger King, how may-"

"I WILL LET you FINISH, but can I get some BURGETS up in here?! Finally ??!" barks Kanye Waste.

"How many burgers do you-"

"Hunger! Better! Faster! Burger!" urges Kanye with much pressure. Now it's burger pick up time. The loyal servant of the 'Bruges King' is about to hands Kanye the freshly grilled food....

"That'll be $2.49."

"HuAANNG?" does Kanye his trademark catchy phrase. "2 fourty nime....of WHAT ?!"

"...dollars."

"??? DOLARS ???"

"Yes. We need money. For the burger you want to purchase."

Kanye West becomes just highly confused at all this white people BULL SHIN.

"So I'm just taking this burger okay? Okay?? I am Kanye Went", proclaims Kenya West.

"You have to pay money first, sir."

"But it's burger.time ." This basic NUTRITION JESTER does not get it..!

"We need money, sir. That is the Burger King™ policy."

"How could you BE so Heart less... Kanye will return back! With "money,""assures Kanye comittingly. He SKID DIDDLES exits the drive through. But how to get "money"...??? JIMMY FALLON CRIME DEN "So you and me find ourselves in a PICKLE..." sighs Jamie Fallon frustrated.

"No pickles. Extra mouse tard. Double burger," interjects Kanye.

"We both DESPERATELY need some BREAD."

"I did that time, I spent that bread," nods Kanye agreeingly.

"...and I KNOW a location where we get it. The FEDERAL RESERVE." Jimmy claims.

"I slapped my girl, she called the feds," Kanye discloses. OUTSIDE THE FEDERAL RESERVE Now our good pals are outside the "Fed Res" (Federal Reserve).... but this place is CRAWLING with guards and copes .

"They've got it at lockdown!" Jimmy Kimmel announces angrily. "I did NOT see this coming."

"Love Lockdown, you lose", Kanye Wasp prods.

"Can you JUST once," Jimmy Feline snaps exasperation deluxe, "reply OUT SIDE of your drat SONG LYRICS?!"

"'Fore the day I die," remarks Kanye, "Imma touch the sky."

"Hmmm that's actually the great idea Kanye...", considers Jimmy, "that may actually WORK ." INSIDE THE HELICOPTER IN THE SKY Now well-known cherubbities Jimmy Fallon and Kanye West are touching THE SKY... about to drop! Per perachute!

"Let's make a CASH DEPOSIT..... by CRASH DEPOSIT" yells James Falon and he jumps! Kanye West is strapped to his belly and the two illegal crooks share this parachute. Very cavalierly float they into the federal reserve. Building did NOT even possess a roof... Securaty oversight much???? INSIDE THE FEDERAL RESERVE "Now we ARE rich humans!" delighted Jumy Fallon says so glad. He dances joyously amongst gold mountains of MY tax payer money... with the liberal OBANA left wang administration doesn't even get to economics . Handouts for Denocrat voting base for a free handout... Not MY precedent !! BACK IN JIMMY FALLON CRIME DEN

AFTER THE SUCCESFULL HEIST "Indeed thanks to the heist I own enough 'scratches' to pay my debts!" cheers Jimmy Fallacy. "What do YOU do with your heist share Kanye?"

Jiwwy looks a round. ".....Kanye?" PRISON Poor Kenye West is in car curated . Jammy Fallan forgot him at the Federal Reserve! And the police guards did arrest him! This is such a tremenous bummer.

No money... no even BURGDER...

"Inmate!" unfriendly prison guards shouts "Chow time!"

Kanye looks down at the chow....

"HhhAAAANG?!"

Chow is ...burger?!

"Burger King for Breakfast?" confuses Kanye.

"Burger King every meal, inmate!" shouts prison guard. "Hurry up and eat!" Kanye West smiles very happy! He is in BURGER PRISON!! END