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Ecstasy, MDMA, E—whatever you want to call it, it’s probably not what you dropped at the Miley show last Friday (February 14).

According to a February 10 report by Drug Science Policy & Law, Health Canada found that only three percent of so-called ecstasy tablets seized by authorities in 2007 were actually made up of pure MDMA (the chemical compound for which the street name ecstasy actually applies).

That’s down from 69 percent in 2001.

These findings are somewhat ironic given the rise of “molly” over the past few years.

Molly is essentially ecstasy rebranded with a new name that rappers found was easier to rhyme. Through the ‘00s, kids figured out that the ecstasy they were buying was mostly pressed meth, so dealers started offering ravers “molly” with the sales pitch that it was pure MDMA.

What the study by DSPL highlights is that the pills with the little smiley faces on them are actually more diluted with crap today than ever before. Essentially, there is no molly in Canada, at least in the form that the name promises.

On a more serious note, the implications of Canada’s ecstasy drought doesn’t mean that today’s youth have stopped taking pills; just that they usually don’t know what they’re popping. Which is of course dangerous, to the point of occasionally being deadly.

“One such common stimulant [sold as MDMA] is para-methoxymethamphetamine (PMMA), which has been associated with several recent deaths in Canada and is a confirmed contaminant found in some ecstasy pills,” the DSPL report states. “These tablets or pills are associated with many more toxic events.”

According to statistics kept by the B.C. Coroners Service, ecstasy-related deaths in the province climbed from seven in 2006 to a high of 23 in 2008, before dropping back down to 11 in 2012.