How about a oneshot with Malleus where he is having that gargoyle conversation with his Pomfiore s/o and compares himself to one and she's like " you are too handsome to be likeffective a gargoyle " what his reaction will be? Pretty please with cherry on top

❝ 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 ❞

➻ content: ice cream with a hint of hotness

➻ warnings: none

➻ comments: darling customer just picked my dorm AND one of my fav bois i see..count how many times i typed gargoyles..

thank you @kibadreams for the translations!!!

“Would you like to explain to me what you’re doing up there, little beastie?”

You looked over at your boyfriend from above the tree you sat on. With a giggle, you stretched your arms out, signifying him to carry you down. Malleus gently held your waist as he guided you down on the ground. In your hand, you held a flower crown, the flowers mainly being white carnations.

“I was waiting for you, as usual.” You patted down any dust that stuck on your dorm uniform. “I suppose you tried to escape from Sebek and Silver again, no?” you smiled as you placed the flower crown on your head. With a breathy chuckle from Malleus, he nodded.

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