Of course, the latest version of the story dutifully presented to is that - let me see if I have this correctly - all games exist in a kind of superposition in a silvery twilight realm, at once real and not real, so the open world game they used to distract us from the previous, higher profile cancellation served its purpose…? We posit a quantum conundrum in today’s . incomparable strip.

For me, Electronic Arts is now the company that pays Respawn to make games and honestly that’s fine. I guess they also make the sports games that Gabriel plays for two weeks. And that’s great. Anybody should be proud.

Hey, what are you doing this weekend? I’m thinking about operating a gaming convention down here in San Antonio - and if you’re physically near, why not be physically here? I’m thinking about calling it PAX or something like that. I’ll figure out what it stands for later. But what if you’ve erected an impervious, subterranean shell in which to spend your remaining days? One, I get it, but two, that doesn’t mean you can’t attend PAX in your way. As long as you’ve pulled a copper or fiber hardline into your otherwise hermetic bunker, you can come along. Hit up PAX or PAX2 on Twitch and check the schedule for a menu of fleeting delights.

Alright! Now it’s time to shave with fragrant hotel conditioner because I forgot all my shit.

(CW)TB out.