Hahaha, okay.

Ever had a goddess bitch-slap you in a sort-of-affectionate fashion?

It’s Brighid. It all fits. The rabbit (fertility), dark red (one of her colors), laughter and song (in one story, she’s credited with inventing singing). Even the child part fits, since she’s a triple-goddess with Maiden-Mother-Crone aspects. “Treasure of the earth” and “seer” I’m still working on.

But given the fact that after asking (this is how dumb I am) for “the relevant deities [to] please stand up,” it felt like someone walloped me upside the head just as I happened to be looking at the little silver Brighid’s cross on my altar.

If the second one follows the same pattern, then it’s Cernunnos…and I have a sneaking suspicion it might be, because someone (male) just chuckled in my ear as I was typing that.

(Of course, that could’ve been a “you are a dumb but amusing mortal” chuckle.)