People are predictable, whether they're battling for the Iron Throne or unsure of how to interact with their coworkers at an office party.

To prove it, writer Liz Belsky gave Game of Thrones screencaps headlines from The Onion. Area men are the same everywhere, whether it's Westeros or Cincinnati.

Cersei totally would send an email without a single exclamation point.

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