W hat with the Great Sleepover Debacle of Season 4, the Ballroom of Terror incident, and so many other awkward, a-typical coming-of-age events in

Mad Men

, it’s no wonder young Sally Draper’s seeing a therapist.

It really makes you wonder if Don’s daughter would’ve made for a way more interesting protagonist in the Judy Blume, tween-requisite Are You There, God? It’s Me Margaret. Though, admittedly, probably all the more scarring, too.

What would Sally’s letters to God look like?

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