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If it pleases the court, I’d like to enter the following into the record:



Exhibit A) This tweet from Donald Trump, the president of the United States:


Exhibit B) This tweet from Mike Pence, the vice president of the United States:


Pence’s, um, uncharacteristically enthusiastic capitalization aside (i n my head, I’m picturing the president grabbing the phone out of Pence’s hand and mashing this out while Pence looks on in a combination of shock and hero worship) can we agree that this is the most pathetically kiss-ass thing Pence has tweeted to date?