Time for a double-header of two short stories. Just for you, dear reader.



URINAL CAKES ALL THE WAY DOWN:

Two weeks after Captain Rescue decided to become a full-time crime fighter, he realized he needed a break. A cake break. A urinal cake break, via a free tour. Except the factory had different plans. Was Captain Rescue able to valiantly vanquish the urinal cakes, or did they make a urinal out of him?



THE DAWN OF MALEVOLENCE:

Before Dr. Malevolent became a supervillain, she was just a teen. A teen with passion for money, a vision of power, and the drive to get both. All she needed was a way to flex her villainous muscles. That way arrived one day in the mail. And so started the career of one Dr. Malevolent.



If these stories tickle your funny bone, be sure to check out the trials and tribulations of Captain Rescue and Dr. Malevolent in the upcoming full-length A DRIZZLE OF ZOMBIES. But if these stories fractured your funny bone, then I’m sorry. Read them again. Laughter does heal even the most metaphorical of wounds.