Well misc, I did it. I officially found a reason to no longer go onliving. I've read the malodrax stories, the embarrassing story thread, all the things I've seen on misc....I never thought something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid could happen to me. no idea what to do right now...haven't left my room in two days. parents are wondering whats wrong...so are friends...so ashamed.alright so at the beginning of the semester I talked to my college advisor and decided I wanted to get a minor. For my minor I have to take 1 science class (in addition to the already required ones (oceanography lol)), so she said I should take chemistry. I thought the class was going to suck hard, but it actually wasnt that bad (got a B+). anyway, i walk in the first day of class, dressed nice as fuark knowing like I had read on the misc that I need to find the hottest girl and sit right next to her (gotta be alpha, breh). I enter the class room, (giant ass lecture hall, +250 students), and see absolutely no seats . I start walking towards the front, and to my luck, there is this beautiful blonde girl, wearing a pink tank top and black yoga pants sitting right in the front row. My adrenaline gets pumping and I go ahead sit down next to her. I didn't say anything to her that day because I was nervous as fuark. Anyway, she was kind of petite, 5' 2" maybe? Had kind of small boobs and a small butt but it fit her body. She had long blonde her, green eyes and was pretty tan. definitely not one of those girls where you are like "damn, shes hot" but one of those "o lawd, (tear in eye), she beautiful". Thought I was way too over my head after I sat down next to her. When I got back to my apartment I was so pissed at myself that i didnt say anything the first day of class and figured she would sit somewhere else. But then I thought about it and realized there is no chance in hell I would ever hook up with a woman this beautiful.The next class I get there early and sit down where I sat the first class. In a way i kind of forgot the whole thing and went to class wearing sweatpants and gym shirt (headed to gym after class) (didn't even brush my teeth before class! (8:30 am class)). Low and behold, this little gem comes and sits down right next to me.