Chexx Profile Joined May 2011 Korea (South) 5348 Posts Last Edited: 2013-09-16 17:43:58 September 16 2013 16:28 GMT #1 Team Mineski Assaulted Chexx Team Mineski was assaulted not once but twice! The first assault happened between 11:45 and 12:30 KST and the second one was only one hour later. Both groups were five man strong and wore Gang hoodies/shirts. Team Mineski suffered bruises and broken bones. If you have any information please contact the Police Force of Summoners Rift. (Continued on page 2) Chobra and Eunnarae = <3 ?? Chexx It was reported that Chobra was a little bit cold when he was together with Eunnarae. Was it because he was naked with her? Our intensive research and detective work gathered that both have the same family name…. Are they married?! Our Celebrity experts know more. (Continued on page 3) Gambit Win Too Late to Save European Lives Flicky Gambit’s victory over SG Ozone on Day 1 came too late to save the lives of multiple European fans who took Fnatic’s loss to Vulcan to heart. The EU fans were so distraught at their region’s loss to an NA team that multiple barcrafts were reported to have drunk poisoned punch to “end the suffering”. The late broadcast time for the games in Europe is being held to blame for the tragedy. Experts say that if Gambit’s win over the Koreans was shown earlier in the schedule at a time more suitable for Europeans then this loss of life could have been avoided. Riot Games has yet to comment about the fatal schedule. (Continued on page 4) Doublelift shot?! Chexx According to witnesses Doublelift was victim to shots fired by MonteCristo. It was a normal discussion about the games when suddenly MonteCristo fired on Doublelift. His health condition is stable but it is unsure if he can recover by tomorrow. It is highly expected that MonteCristo will flee back to best Korea once the tournament is over. (Continued on page 5)

Ozone secret doping Food? Reason why Ozone lost against Gambit Gaming Chexx

After bad performances of Samsung Galaxy Ozone many fans wondered what happened to the best team in the galaxy. In the first match against Vulcun they were behind in gold early, but managed to turn it around. But in their second game against Gambit Gaming they showed another weak performance which cost them the game. Was it a lack of respect from Ozone? Perhaps, considering the Ozone players are like six Dr. Manhattans (Dr. Gangnams?) compared to their mere mortal competitors.



. The bad fast food of America and the missing comfort of the traditional Korean Yo beds led to a huge skill decrease and lack of concentration. Which was clearly visible in both games of the best team in the galaxy. In the old MVP Teamhouse our six little QT’s got fresh cooked food made with love from Coach Im or the house Ajumma. Since we know that our life is in perspective of Mr. Manhattan is pretty boring and not really important it is safe to assume that for Mr. Gangnam’s should be the same. But Imp gave us indirect the real reason . The bad fast food of America and the missing comfort of the traditional Korean Yo beds led to a huge skill decrease and lack of concentration. Which was clearly visible in both games of the best team in the galaxy. In the old MVP Teamhouse our six little QT’s got fresh cooked food made with love from Coach Im or the house Ajumma. Luckily for all Samsung Galaxy Ozone fans the team reacted and Coach Im is already in LA to hopefully cook some delicious Ddeok mandu guk, Bibimbap and Ramen for Imp and Co. With this Ozone should find their old strength and destroy the other “competition” at Worlds 2013 without any problems and secured the trophy for best team in the galaxy.



But once SGO returns to South Korea and Coach Im needs to take care of the MVP Dota 2 squad. Hopefully big brother Homme can step into Coach Im/ Lovely Ajumma steps and cook delicious meals for his little brothers.





Seen: This is how Coach Im cooked to get the extra portion skill into the food

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