Not gonna lie, wasn't really expecting anything big. I've gotten some pretty boss gifts doing this in the past, but nothing really bigger than books/comics or tshirts. This thing blew my mind! It's a goddamn Celestron Powerseeker Newtonian Telescope! These things aren't cheap and it's a top end one with up to 300x magnification! I'm still having a hard time accepting this thing is sitting in my living room even though I personally assembled it.

Seriously, whoever you are, thank you.

Holy shit.