"I don't understand it. I calculated wind speed, velocity, accounted for impurities in the alloy and inaccuracies in the molding process. I even made sure to measure the curvature of the ball and make sure it had the correct amount of divots. I should have hit it. Hmm...Perhaps my not wearing the proper attire has affected both my interaction with the gravitational constant as well as my movement along the planets axis. Spike? Fetch me a purple polo shirt and a pair of bright plaid pants."