So my first secret santa had some sort of sleigh issue and I never got a gift. Luckily, another santa was sent in their place. This santa was in the top three Most Awesome Santa's (awarded by the NP Elves Committee 2014,2015) and happens to specialize in picking out perfect gifts.

My santa gifted to me a T-Shirt they selected from a website where independent artists get to design the clothes. The t-shirt they chose for me happens to portray a beautiful chicken peering into the night, with the cosmos shining brightly behind the fierce red comb on the chicken's head.

Not only is this t-shirt extremely obviously necessary and incredibly awesome, but it just so happens to now be the coolest garment out of all of the clothes I own. I never ever ever buy clothes for myself (I still wear the American Eagle clothes I bought when I worked there about ten years ago) because I a)am cheap and b)have no idea what I like or c)things fit weird. But Somehow, santa was able to get past all of those obstacles and find me my new favorite shirt.

Man, my other two t-shirts are gonna be so pissed! Merry belated Christmas Everyone!

PS. Santa, Thank you so very effing much! I love the shirt, and cannot wait to rock it for my next night on the town or black tie affair.