by the Bonk's Mullet Staff

potvin's commentary goes from good to great when you picture him sitting at a piano

- Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 13, 2013

DOUG MACLEAN: michaelchuk is just invisible out there. spezza is struggling but he needs maplechick to help him out. where is marblechest

— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 13, 2013

#Sens fans need to relax, it was just another complete breakdown of the entire system.

— Tariq Anwar (@TariqAnwar00) November 13, 2013

If 28 is starting over 22 for ~tuffness~ vs. BOS then that's like Mr.Burns pinch hitting Homer for Darryl Strawberry to get the L/R match-up

— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 15, 2013

Maclean needs to walk into the dressing room and give each player a high five...except Cory Conacher. Message sending time #Sens

— bRian (@brian5or6) November 15, 2013

Sens vs. Bruins drinking game pic.twitter.com/s1Ndah5eBw

— Steph (@PuckPossessed) November 15, 2013

"One's a bruising forward, the other is a sniper with dodgy knees. Only one can win. 'Milan of the House' premieres tonight on Sportsnet."

- Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) November 15, 2013

Strongest Sens zone entry that period was when the camera caught Greening picking his nose *rimshot*

- Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 16, 2013

My bro just chirped the whole Bruins team in the market. I've never been prouder. #Sens

— Joanna Rozanski (@Jayzanski) November 16, 2013

@SensReporter I just hope Seidenberg's elbow is ok. Scary.

— Steve Lloyd (@TSNSteveLloyd) November 16, 2013

WTYKY Poll: Will you still cheer for the Senators when they relocate?

— штчкч (@wtyky) November 17, 2013

I feel ya, Gamecenter. I feel ya. pic.twitter.com/rzUB2wwa6F

— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 17, 2013

@BonksMullet Wanna see my Clod Jerou jersey?

— Cedric Richards (@CedricRichards) November 20, 2013

My tears are currently under review by everybody around me

— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 20, 2013

No YOU'RE still crying over a stupid hockey game

— Brochenski (@Brochenski) November 20, 2013

J'ai Keshia Chanté Tu as Keshia Chanté Il/Elle a Keshia Chanté Nous avons Keshia Chanté Vous avez Keshia Chanté Ils/Elles ont Keshia Chanté

— Bonk's Mullet (@BonksMullet) November 14, 2013

"No change. Just give me 'The Bettman' again." - Jacques Martin at the hairdressers

— Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) November 18, 2013

Havlat? I'd rather Havlatendresse.

— Darren McLeod (@Darren_McLeod) November 19, 2013

Invitation said formal. Lehner dresses how he wants. #LehnerFacts pic.twitter.com/dbnaQiI2b0

— Capital Gains (@Capital_Gains65) November 15, 2013

"Can any among you identify the mascot called Spartacat?" "I'm Spartacat!" "I Spartacat!" "I'm Spartacat!" - At the Sports Mascot Convention

— Luke Peristy (@LukePeristy) November 18, 2013

honey, if you can't handle me at my kassian, you don't deserve me at my karlsson. now help me flip off this guy in the corolla

— Chet Sellers (@chet_sellers) November 18, 2013

Havlat will waive his NTC to come to Ottawa. Arrives in town and hands Bryan Murray medical file. "I hear you're good at rebuilds. Fix me."

— The 6th Sens (@6thSens) November 19, 2013

It may seem like a strange decision to post a "tweets of the week" post on a Wednesday, but it feels appropriate given how strange a week it was for the Ottawa Senators. First, a 5-0 loss to the struggling Flyers, followed by an impressive comeback win to Boston, followed by two straight games of hockey pants defecation.Warning: Most of these tweets involve pain and suffering.