Michael Bloomberg's bizarre Nega-Trump presidential tilt has produced plenty of mortifying moments so far, from the Meatball Tweet and cringeworthy influencer meta-sponcon to that time he shook a dog's snoot.

But unless this entire campaign is some kind of I'm Not Here style performance art, there's no way Bloomberg's strategy team planned for him to get absolutely read for filth by Elizabeth Warren five minutes into Wednesday night's Democratic debate.

"I'd like to talk about who we're running against: a billionaire who calls women 'fat broads' and 'horse-faced lesbians,'" Senator Warren began. "And no, I'm not talking about Donald Trump — I'm talking about Mayor Bloomberg."

The audience let out a gleeful "oooohhhhh," and you could almost hear everyone at home sit forward in their chairs.

"Democrats are not going to win if we have a nominee who has a history of hiding his tax returns, of harassing women, and of supporting racist policies like redlining and stop and frisk," Warren went on, as a delighted nation hunted through their phones for that 'Stop, stop, he's already dead' Simpsons GIF.

"Look, I'll support whoever the Democratic nominee is, but understand this: Democrats take a huge risk if we just substitute one arrogant billionaire for another. This country has worked for the rich for a long time, and left everyone else in the dirt. It is time to have a president who will be on the side of working families and be willing to get out there and fight for them."

Elizabeth Warren’s epic smackdown of Mike Bloomberg, an egocentric NYC billionaire with lots of baggage, shows that she’d do well debating another egocentric NYC billionaire with lots of baggage — Donald Trump. #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/8DXtYDxFsg — Adam Best (@adamcbest) February 20, 2020

It was a smart swipe — precise and factual, with each charge carefully calibrated to be applicable to Trump as well.

Later on, she went back in, absolutely hammering the former NYC mayor after Bloomberg addressed the accusations of sexist comments, discrimination, and harassment.

"I hope you heard what his defence was: 'I've been nice to some women,'" Warren said pointedly. She then challenged Bloomberg to release "dozens" of women from non-disclosure agreements, live on air, in order to defuse them as liabilities in the general and allow the women to speak for themselves. She also repeatedly asked him how many there were.

The audience hooted and hollered while Bloomberg stammered and demurred, dismissing his conduct as "jokes I told." Even Joe Biden could be heard muttering "C'mon."

"We are not going to beat Donald Trump with a man who has who knows how many non-disclosure agreements." - Warren confronts over Bloomberg over his non-disclosure agreements pic.twitter.com/jaKPC43Iwf — Pod Save America (@PodSaveAmerica) February 20, 2020

No matter who you're backing in this race, one of America's greatest pastimes is watching one well-paid person smack another well-paid person with a chair, either literal or rhetorical. The instantaneous flood of delighted memes during the debate is proof.

warren going after bloomberg right now pic.twitter.com/HNjMIkYckS — b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) February 20, 2020

Elizabeth Warren welcoming Bloomberg to the stage: #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/czRhSZtCZi — Travon Free (@Travon) February 20, 2020

warren going after bloomberg pic.twitter.com/lq7ZKNrVKN — David Mack (@davidmackau) February 20, 2020

Warren might not win the nomination but she's trying her damnedest to make sure Bloomberg don't either #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/iIgSmdaETK — Darth Kriss (@insanityreport) February 20, 2020

The moment Senator Warren said “I’m not talking about Donald Trump I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg” I hollered 😂😂😂😂😂 Yesssss Liz... #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/qcPjZccSqK — Marie the 1st (@HipsterEmms) February 20, 2020

Warren stone cold stunners Bloomberg comparing him to Trump: "don't replace one arrogant billionaire with another" #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/U3fynOwdlK — Secular Talk (@KyleKulinski) February 20, 2020

Bloomberg deciding to get on a stage with Elizabeth Warren: pic.twitter.com/mDmPKXI5fp — Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) February 20, 2020

Bloomberg after spending millions of dollars to have Elizabeth Warren publicly demolish him 2 hours #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/bTy7SIt3tj — Sam Eb. (@samanthalee816) February 20, 2020

Mike Bloomberg’s staff watching Elizabeth Warren eviscerate him#DemDebate pic.twitter.com/1PGKij76rS — Jordan Meehan 🏳️‍🌈 (@JordanMeehan) February 20, 2020

Live footage of Elizabeth Warren responding to Mike Bloomberg #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/49uVCu51bO — Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) February 20, 2020

Bloomberg actually paid for this. Like, he spent hundreds of millions of dollars to be Elizabeth Warren’s punching bag for the night. — Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) February 20, 2020

Warren, inviting people to Bloomberg’s dressing room after the debate pic.twitter.com/lfhUBAKW3m — michaelharriot (@michaelharriot) February 20, 2020

This debate so far:



Bloomberg: I should have just bought every commercial during this shit-show and stayed home



Sanders: Watch me yell until a faulty heart would have burst to prove I’m healthy!



Warren: I will bite the head off a live bat if any of you people f*** with me — The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) February 20, 2020

Bloomberg every time Elizabeth Warren starts to talk #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/8rZl8Ay3FA — Aisha (@aishaasyed) February 20, 2020

It would be hilarious if everyone else silently tiptoed off stage and the rest of the debate was Warren demolishing Bloomberg — Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) February 20, 2020

Someone changed Mike Bloomberg’s Wikipedia.



Cause of death: Senator Elizabeth Warren.#DemDebate pic.twitter.com/5ctNM9db5M — Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) February 20, 2020

(Someone made that same joke back in July when Warren ended John Delaney on a debate stage. Remember him? Exactly.)

Warren to Bloomberg after tonight: pic.twitter.com/YNnvx0dR27 — Swoosh “Maverick” McDuck (@SwooshMcDuck) February 20, 2020

It wasn't all Democrats enjoying the show, either.

YES WARREN, FINISH HIM! Here for the Bloomberg roast. #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/BdQ3UMMv3V — Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) February 20, 2020

Warren pounding Bloomberg about non disclosure agreements signed by women. All companies have those. Bloomberg looks weak. — Bill O'Reilly (@BillOReilly) February 20, 2020

I hope she had one of her BILLIONAIRE TEARS mugs under the lectern for the commercial breaks.