We Can't Steer!

1st place in Derby #256: Lost In A Good Book, with 850 votes!

Come all ye young pirates that fly through the air,

With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.

It's terrifying please save me from here,

Will a high pressure system blow this thing down?

Aboard the Rishadan Airship I first served my time,

With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.

I was sick the whole cruise and didn't earn a dime.

Will a BB gun pellet blow this thing down?



We're landsman and sailors but all afraid to fall,

With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.

Watch out for that mountain it's a mile tall.

Maybe its ragged peak will blow this thing down.



To larboard and starboard I get vertigo,

With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.

The sandwich I ate just went out the window,

Oh, no, this thing is going down.

Wear this shirt: in your imagination



Don't wear this shirt: among the illiterate throng



This shirt tells the world: "I read at a tech-fantasy level."



We call this color: Bad, Bad Leeward Brown

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