Nick Knock the Nigger,

Knock was sitting at his computer, Skype open. The voices hear were too much. Knock unzipped his pants. He reached down to feel his spicy boner..."You now have a penis. Wat do?"

[12:01:15 AM] InWarAndPieces: jack off?

[12:01:41 AM] InWarAndPieces: fap into a dolar bill and put it in the church donation box

[12:01:42 AM] InWarAndPieces: oh shit

[12:01:44 AM] InWarAndPieces: that gives me an idea

[12:04:06 AM] Smashblu: His boner was hard and sexy

[12:05:30 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Suddenly, from the darkness

[12:05:45 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): a rabid wombat!

[12:05:52 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Upon his boner, it jumped!

[12:06:16 AM] Nick Hosman (knocknix): intrigued

[12:06:20 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): It sunk its fangs deep into his massive, throbbing member

[12:06:23 AM] Smashblu: I vagina appeared, Knock was intrigued

[12:06:43 AM] Smashblu: A

[12:06:57 AM] Smashblu: He had never scene one before

[12:07:13 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): He stared intently at this vagina as the wombat gnawed away at his frankfurter

[12:07:46 AM] Smashblu: Knock's penis was so rock hard that he had to start stroking it

[12:08:10 AM] Synapsid: The wombat would have called it less of a frankfurter, rock hard or not, and more of a wienerschnitzel.

[12:08:21 AM] Smashblu: This caused the wobat to become enraged

[12:08:39 AM] Smashblu: He tore into knock's member

[12:08:46 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Bits of bloody flesh flew as the wombat spasmed wildly with its teeth and claws

[12:09:06 AM] Smashblu: Knock came

[12:09:13 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): This only turned him on more

[12:09:23 AM] Smashblu: Knocks

[12:10:17 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Then, knock remembered a story he had heard

[12:10:19 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): About a man

[12:10:26 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): who cut out a cow's heart

[12:10:35 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): hooked it up to car battery

[12:10:38 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And fucked it

[12:10:46 AM] Smashblu: The wobat put his entire mouth over Knock's member but it grew so large that explodeeedededeededed the wombat's head

[12:10:47 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Supposedly he shocked himself to death

[12:11:20 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): This thought aroused knock more than anything ever had before

[12:11:59 AM] Smashblu: Knock came

[12:12:03 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Twice

[12:12:06 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): At the same time

[12:12:07 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): From both holes

[12:12:13 AM] Smashblu: Actually 3 times

[12:12:24 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): The third hole was his mouth

[12:12:32 AM] Smashblu: His mouth was a vagina

[12:12:45 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[12:13:09 AM] Smashblu: Directed by Steven Spielburg

[12:13:38 AM] Smashblu: Knock woke up

[12:13:46 AM] Smashblu: His boner was so hard

[12:13:58 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): To find himself lying next to the bloody corpse of Kwulhu

[12:14:13 AM] Smashblu: He was drinking Kwulhu's bnlood

[12:14:22 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Through a beer-bong

[12:14:25 AM] Smashblu: yes

[12:14:44 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): SUDDENLY

[12:14:45 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): DICKS

[12:14:47 AM] Smashblu: Knock was drunk as fuck off of Kwulhu blood

[12:14:49 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): DICKS EVERYWHERE

[12:15:01 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): THEY CAME OUT OF THE WALLS

[12:15:03 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): THE CEILING

[12:15:03 AM] Smashblu: Knock loves dicks

[12:15:04 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): THE FLOOR

[12:15:21 AM] Smashblu: There were dicks errvry where

[12:15:35 AM] Smashblu: Knock's name was Richard

[12:15:38 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And they all wanted one thing

[12:15:43 AM] Smashblu: SEX

[12:15:45 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): to be lent about tree fiddy

[12:16:02 AM] Smashblu: Knock didn't have treee fiddy

[12:16:08 AM] Smashblu: :)

[12:16:12 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): So, he laid about himself with a hatchet

[12:16:21 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Slicing off dicks left and right

[12:16:40 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): This just made the dicks harder

[12:16:48 AM] Smashblu: Knock neeeded a certain amount of dicks to keep himself satisfied

[12:16:59 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): That certain amount was ALL OF THEM

[12:17:05 AM] Smashblu: ^

[12:17:19 AM] Smashblu: Knock came

[12:17:26 AM] Smashblu: several times

[12:17:36 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But it wasn't a regular cumming

[12:17:46 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): For instead of millions of tiny sperm

[12:17:48 AM] Smashblu: He came spiders

[12:18:08 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Two large tarantulas to be exact

[12:18:14 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): The size of dinner plates

[12:18:20 AM] Smashblu: They started figjhting

[12:18:20 AM] Synapsid: Knock, in horror, emasculated himself with a butter knife.

[12:18:37 AM] Smashblu: He also cut off his balls

[12:18:40 AM] Smashblu: just in case

[12:18:53 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): It turned out to be a good idea

[12:19:00 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Because his testicles were spider eggs

[12:19:05 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Which all hatched

[12:19:21 AM] Smashblu: And then he grew 10 peniseeseseseseseses

[12:19:25 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): The spiders that appeared from those eggs were no ordinary spiders

[12:19:32 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): They all had knock's face

[12:19:38 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): "DADDY!" they all cried

[12:19:42 AM] Smashblu: And they were sexy spiders

[12:19:43 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): As they lept onto his body

[12:19:48 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And his many penises

[12:19:52 AM] Smashblu: They sexed him

[12:20:00 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But he didn't find it arousing

[12:20:02 AM] Smashblu: He came

[12:20:14 AM] Smashblu: Several times

[12:20:58 AM] Smashblu: The room was now filled with spider sperm

[12:21:17 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But each of those spiders came more sperm

[12:21:28 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And that sperm came more spiders

[12:21:32 AM] Smashblu: So there was so much sperm...

[12:21:47 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): The sperm coagulated into a SPERM MONSTER

[12:21:58 AM] Smashblu: The sperm monster raped Knock

[12:21:58 AM | Edited 12:22:06 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And then attacked new york city

[12:22:14 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): So knock called his megazord

[12:22:29 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But his megazord was, in fact, only a 4 inch dildo

[12:22:34 AM] Smashblu: Knock had sex with the megazord

[12:23:09 AM] Smashblu: NYC was destroyed, but this just made knock hornier

[12:23:47 AM] Smashblu: Nigger

[12:23:54 AM] Smashblu: won't you cry for me?

[12:24:09 AM] Smashblu: Is there any way to fix a broken Knock?

[12:24:25 AM] Smashblu: You know

[12:24:55 AM] Smashblu: Knock started to have sex with the fallen twin towers

[12:25:05 AM] Smashblu: and then 9/11

[12:25:17 AM] Smashblu: Knock became 9/11

[12:25:46 AM] Smashblu: and then he 9/11'd errvrone in the world

[12:26:11 AM] Smashblu: I don't know what the fuck I'm doing

[12:26:42 AM] Smashblu: Knock came so much that he orgasmed so much that he came and then had sex with Synchtube

[12:31:37 AM] Smashblu: Synchtube then became preggers

[12:32:12 AM] Smashblu: 9 months later, ST gave birth to a vagina mixed with a penis

[12:32:33 AM] Smashblu: the penis was so hard that it had sex with the vagina

[12:32:40 AM] Smashblu: and then they had babies

[12:33:09 AM] Smashblu: and the sex was sexy and sex had sex with all the sex and it was super sexy

[12:33:41 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): He sexed the sex so hard that the sex actually sexed itself out

[12:33:57 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And then sex ended

[12:33:59 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Forever

[12:33:59 AM] Smashblu: With proper care and sunshine, errvryone is feeeeeeees

[12:34:03 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Nobody had sex again

[12:34:13 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And it was all knock's fault

[12:34:15 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Instead of sex

[12:34:18 AM] Smashblu: sex was obsoulite

[12:34:18 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): People played bingo

[12:34:31 AM] Smashblu: everyone was robots

[12:35:11 AM] Smashblu: and the robots had robot sex which is different than regular sex because sex isn't involved

[12:35:15 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): The world became a barren wasteland

[12:35:21 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Because the sex was gone

[12:35:26 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And nobody wanted to to jack shit

[12:35:30 AM] Smashblu: and robots did stuff

[12:35:31 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Because people only did stuff for sex

[12:35:40 AM] Smashblu: because of magic

[12:35:44 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Thus, humanity screeched to a halt

[12:35:58 AM] Smashblu: and then humanity had sex with itself

[12:35:59 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Humans became fat and lazy

[12:36:10 AM] Smashblu: and then WALL-E

[12:36:16 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): They couldn't even find their penises anymore

[12:36:25 AM | Edited 12:36:28 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Until one day

[12:36:33 AM] Smashblu: because they didnt have any penises

[12:36:38 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): A cat named whiskers

[12:36:39 AM] Smashblu: or vaginas

[12:36:48 AM] Smashblu: the cat had sex

[12:36:54 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): With the fat people

[12:36:56 AM] Smashblu: with a vapenis

[12:37:09 AM] Smashblu: VA-Penis

[12:37:30 AM] Smashblu: Voice actor penises were the only ones avaliable

[12:37:37 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Which voice actor's penis it was, we will never know

[12:37:50 AM] Smashblu: It was Pinkie Pie

[12:38:06 AM] Smashblu: And then she had sex with Fluttershy

[12:38:15 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Pinkie Pie is Tabitha St. Germaine's penis. Trufax.

[12:38:19 AM] Smashblu: and something about vaginas

[12:38:38 AM] Smashblu: So the vaginas had sex with the penies

[12:38:46 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And the world became repopulated

[12:38:50 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): With ENTS

[12:38:52 AM] Smashblu: with spiders

[12:38:57 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Ent-spiders

[12:39:00 AM] Smashblu: with ENTspidres

[12:39:11 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): ETNSPEEDOORS

[12:39:11 AM] Smashblu: and they all had sex

[12:39:28 AM] Smashblu: And then repopulated the earth

[12:39:28 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And it was super hot

[12:39:32 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): You should have been there

[12:39:35 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): It was all like

[12:39:36 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): oh man

[12:39:39 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): yeah

[12:39:41 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): I like to see that

[12:39:46 AM] Smashblu: Sesx

[12:39:54 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): rub that bark all over his seventh leg

[12:40:03 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Aww man

[12:40:06 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): I fapped so hard

[12:40:14 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): My penis actually started bleeding

[12:40:23 AM] Smashblu: And then the spiders had sex with the spiders and had sex with the spiders and had sex with the spiders

[12:40:24 AM | Edited 12:40:39 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): I had to go to the hospitar

[12:40:40 AM] Smashblu: Oh, I don't know

[12:40:48 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): What?

[12:42:57 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Then knock realized

[12:43:03 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): You don't need to be a pegasus to fly

[12:43:06 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): If you're a unicorn

[12:43:10 AM | Edited 12:43:13 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): You can just levitate yourself

[12:43:15 AM] Smashblu: Knock was so sexed up that he had sex with sex and spiders and spiders and the sex was so good that the spiders came and knock came and they all had sex and they all got preggers and they all had babies and they were all spiders and the spiders had sex with knock and knock came because of the spiders on his penis and vagina and then he came again and clop fics or something

[12:43:21 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But knock wasn't a unicorn

[12:43:23 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): so it didn't matter

[12:43:47 AM] Smashblu: he was a pegasex

[12:43:57 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): He sexed ALL THE PEGAS

[12:44:00 AM] Smashblu: and he had sex with pegasex

[12:44:14 AM] Smashblu: and sex and sex and sex

[12:44:22 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Until Cheerilee popped out of a shubbery and bit his penis off

[12:44:29 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): All 10 of them

[12:44:36 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): It was pretty horrible

[12:44:56 AM] Smashblu: and then he had sex with the mane 6 but he couldn't come because spiders weren't involved

[12:45:13 AM] Smashblu: so he had sex with spiders

[12:45:21 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And made the mane 6 watch

[12:45:27 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): They tried to get away

[12:45:35 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But he wouldn't let them

[12:45:42 AM] Smashblu: but he couldn't come because the mane 6 weren't involved

[12:45:42 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): He forced their eyes open with clamps

[12:45:50 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): a la A Clockwork Orange

[12:46:03 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And made them fuck the spiders

[12:46:04 AM] Smashblu: and then he had sex with DVDs

[12:46:24 AM] Smashblu: because of the hole in the middle

[12:46:28 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): So he sexed the DVDs while watching the mane 6 fuck spiders

[12:46:34 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But he couldn't get off

[12:46:43 AM] Smashblu: and there were spiders everywhere

[12:46:44 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Because his penis was in cheerilee's stomach

[12:46:57 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Which presented a bit of a problem for him

[12:47:04 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Since he *was* 9/11

[12:47:06 AM] Smashblu: and Cheerilee fucked the shit out of the spiders

[12:47:09 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And he needed to be able to get off

[12:47:27 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Otherwise the twin towers would rise from the ashes and retake control of the empire

[12:47:40 AM] Smashblu: 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with 9/11 had sex with a penis

[12:48:23 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): had sex with 9/11

[12:48:35 AM] Smashblu: Sex

[12:48:40 AM] Smashblu: With 9/11

[12:48:49 AM] Smashblu: Knock was a racist

[12:49:01 AM] Smashblu: and he hated anyone who wasn't yellow

[12:49:08 AM] Smashblu: like Fluttershy

[12:49:16 AM] Smashblu: and he had sex spiders

[12:49:38 AM] Smashblu: Because Fluttershy was a spider

[12:49:48 AM] Smashblu: and she loved sex

[12:49:55 AM] Smashblu: with human-spiders

[12:50:10 AM] Smashblu: then sex happened

[12:50:32 AM] Smashblu: and it was so sexy that emu blew his nose in the background

[12:50:39 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And then blew his load

[12:50:42 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But that was unrelated

[12:50:45 AM] Smashblu: and the nose was come

[12:50:51 AM] Smashblu: come is come

[12:51:02 AM] Smashblu: emu had sex

[12:51:08 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): with knock

[12:51:11 AM] Smashblu: with a vagina

[12:51:18 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But knock was emu

[12:51:20 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And emu was knock

[12:51:23 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): So in reality

[12:51:23 AM] Smashblu: knock was a vagina

[12:51:32 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Shit happens

[12:51:37 AM] Smashblu: vaginas had sex with sex

[12:51:46 AM] Smashblu: sex was Fluttershy

[12:51:57 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And the vaginas were rusty nails

[12:52:07 AM] Smashblu: Fluttershy had sex with Rainbow Dash's sex

[12:52:08 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): So rusty nails had fluttershy with fluttershy

[12:52:24 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): And Fluttershy had Fluttershy with Rainbow Dash's Fluttershy

[12:52:27 AM] Smashblu: Flutttershyt was actually SLUTTERSHY

[12:52:45 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Who slut her shy so hard

[12:52:57 AM] Smashblu: SLUTTERSHY sexed RAINBOW DASH'S DASH

[12:53:09 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But the Dash was actually a walrus

[12:53:19 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): So SLUTTERSHY sexed RAINBOW WALRUS'S WALRUS

[12:53:21 AM] Smashblu: AND THEN SHE DASHED TOO TTHE WALRUS

[12:53:31 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): MEANING SHE WALRUSED TOO TTHE WALRUS

[12:53:49 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Suddenly, meat balloons

[12:53:53 AM] Smashblu: WALRUSWALRUSWALRUSWALRUSWALRUSWALRUSWALRUSWALRUSWALRUSWALRUSWALRUSWALRUS

[12:54:08 AM] Smashblu: PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[12:54:13 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): There were many toy boats

[12:54:21 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toyboat

[12:54:22 AM] Smashblu: CPCK

[12:54:49 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Which is the sound Sluttershy makes while making tea

[12:55:04 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Also, eating cantalope

[12:55:10 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): But not antelope

[12:55:20 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): She just fucks the antelope

[12:55:26 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): She doesn't eat them

[12:55:32 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Wait, what was I saying?

[12:55:34 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): I think I got sidetracked

[12:57:00 AM] Smashblu: I hurt myself so god damn badly

[12:57:12 AM] Smashblu: That Fluttershy had sex

[12:57:22 AM] Smashblu: with a walrus

[12:57:32 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Thus, the FlutterWalrus was born

[12:57:43 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Which wreaked havok all over Boston

[12:57:46 AM] Smashblu: FlutterWalrus was sexy as fuck

[12:57:53 AM] Smashblu: Fuck me

[12:57:56 AM] Smashblu: fuck

[12:57:59 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): Harder

[12:58:02 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): HARDER

[12:58:04 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): YEAH

[12:58:05 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): RIGHT THERE

[12:58:07 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): RIGHT THERE

[12:58:09 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): DEEPER

[12:58:13 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): FASTER

[12:58:13 AM] Smashblu: PENUS

[12:58:16 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): HARDER

[12:58:17 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): BETTER

[12:58:18 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): FASTER

[12:58:21 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): STRONGER

[12:58:23 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): WORK IT HARDER

[12:58:25 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): MAKE IT BETTER

[12:58:28 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): DO IT FASTER

[12:58:35 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): MAKES US STRONGER

[12:58:37 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): MORE THAN EVER

[12:58:42 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): HOUR AFTER HOUR WORK IS NEVER OVER

[12:59:09 AM] Daniel Alexander (ObsequiousEmu): The end

[12:59:12 AM] Smashblu: FLUTTERWALUS WAS SO SEXY THAT SEX HAPPENED IT WAAS SO SEXY BECAUSE SEX WAS SO SEXY AND THEN KNOCK HAD SEX AND 9/111 /91////111

[12:59:31 AM] Smashblu: ThEN END

[12:59:46 AM] Smashblu: god dman it

[12:59:56 AM] Smashblu: Then it wasn't the end

[1:00:08 AM] Smashblu: Because of sex

[1:00:39 AM] Smashblu: So sex had sex with sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex and sex

[1:00:54 AM] Smashblu: READ IT

[1:01:20 AM] Smashblu: And then they all came

[1:01:22 AM] Smashblu: Together

[1:01:39 AM] Smashblu: Because of sex

[1:02:24 AM] Smashblu: (This isn't related to the fic, but I came because of knock reading this fic)