Proof That God Loves Britain

Last week Benny Hinn went on one of his annual simony tours to Great Britain. However, God decided that enough was enough and intervened and stopped the lover of Mammon and the high priest of Mammonianity from spreading his gospel of the love of money disguised as some sick form of Christianity.

An American Christian preacher has been turned away from Britain, leaving thousands of people stranded at an evangelical rally in London this weekend. Benny Hinn, from Texas, who draws large crowds to his Pentecostal revival rallies, was turned back at Stansted airport under new rules on visiting ministers of religion. Many thousands of Pentecostal Christians travelled from across Britain and Europe and booked long weekend breaks in the capital’s hotels for his mission at the ExCeL exhibition centre in Docklands, East London, which had been due to begin on Thursday night. They were left disappointed after Border Agency officials turned him back when he landed with his private jet because he had failed to obtain a “letter of sponsorship” from a church.

Those people don’t know how lucky they are. But would this sort of roadblock really happen to a man of faith? I mean, couldn’t he just slain all of the border crossing guards in the spirit? Doesn’t he have some sort of charismatic power like Obi Wan Kenobi. Benny waves his hand in front of the Stormtrooper’s eyes, “You will let me into the country. You’re not looking for this plane…” Of course, Mr. Hinn tried to put a positive spin (read revisionist history) on this after he appeared to the conference live via satellite.

Says Pastor Benny, “When I landed in the United Kingdom, I was informed that under British law, there is now a recently passed regulation called a Tier 5 Concession, which meant that I could not enter the country to preach without a visa. Attorneys sought to work out this challenge, and the officials treated me very well, yet in the end, the result was that I could not participate in the conference or Miracle Service in person.” Citing clear instruction in God’s Word, Pastor Benny explained, “I am not an attorney; I am a man of God. I have always obeyed the laws of men, and I will continue to obey the laws of men to the minutest details. I ask the people who attended the services to forgive me for not having known prior to my arrival that such a law existed in the United Kingdom. Even though neither I nor my staff was informed of this regulation, we are still responsible in the sight of God to obey the laws of men. I promise you, my partners—and I promise you before God—this will not happen again. You have my promise and my word as one who fears the Lord that this situation will be corrected and it shall not happen again!”

Make sure you read that second paragraph with the blabbering about “clear instruction in God’s word and obeying the minutest details of men.” Got it? OK, read what this Bible following, man-rule follower did after being denied entrance in Britain the first time because he “fears the Lord.”

Mr Hinn flew on to Paris and tried to enter Britain at Luton airport but was again turned back. He was on his way back to France last night.

Example one million of why you don’t trust a single word that comes from this wolf’s mouth. He was told by immigration why he could not enter the country and steal money. Did he follow that by going back to the States and getting proper paperwork? No, he instead tried to enter at a different airport hoping they would not be aware of the new rules. Shameful lying and revisionist history followed of course.

Benny has always followed the rules of men to the minutest details far more than any clear instruction in the Bible from God. It is following those rules of men and the tax loopholes that he uses to justify raping and pillaging the sheeple. However, when those rules get in the way of his stealing money he will gladly try something else even if it is illegal, and then of course, as usual, lie about it.

Benny Hinn, Worst Preacher Ever Champion 2008…

Steven Anderson, Worst Preacher Ever 2009…

Benny wants his belt back in 2010! Game on.