Read the following sentences in a deep, dramatic voice for full effect:

"Premiering Tuesday night on Lifetime: A family torn apart by illness, infidelity and a high school drop-out in baggy pants. Can they come back together over breakfast or will one man's fried chicken tear them apart? Watch to find out, bitch."

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That's right, blue meth fans, Breaking Bad has been recut as a Lifetime movie TV drama. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder what 1980s sitcom star will pop up in a supporting role.

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