In an alternate reality in a different Sunset Valley…

And on the exact lot that this legacy started on…

Four Trails women lived their lives (or afterlives).

Dusty: Overseer. It seems my grumpy trait has appeared again in my regained youth. By the way YOU SUCK!

We all know that is code for you’re amazing.

Cece: Ahh, so you finally found my evil lair overseer?

Luna: I have a feeling me and this woman will get along swell!

Is it too late to regret putting two evil heiresses in the same house?

Ophelia: Oh hey overseer. This isn’t my update!

Nope. This is the Trails One Year Anniversary Special (although a little early).

Dusty: Does this mean I am famous now?! My children have created an empire?!

Well I wouldn’t say you’re famous… but you have 30 followers on this blog and over 10,000 views (all time).

Dusty: Well that must be good enough for me!

It’s definitely good enough for me! Thanks to all of you. Back to the special! Let’s make it like a talk show or TV show reunion.

That’s much better!

Luna: Can I start off? Who the llama are these people? Exclude my daughter! I of course know Ophelia.

Ophelia: So how did I even get into this alternate reality?

Uhm… not important Ophelia!

Dusty: A legacy heiress does not even know her own history?!

Yeah, about that…

Dusty: How could one not know the star of the legacy?

Luna: All I know is that you guys made us filthy rich. Thanks for funding my takeover of the world!

*cough* Which hasn’t happened yet. *cough*

Dusty: I am the legacy founder. I got everything you have up until this point put into place with my decisions!

Cece: Even though I never really took over the world I still killed a man! I still get to keep the place as most evil. Is that right? I mean she doesn’t even know her family history!

Luna: You can keep that title until I make my town overrun with toxic waste!

Nothing like some good old evil yet friendly competition!

Luna: I have an idea! Let’s talk about marriage!

Dusty: Oh yes! My marriage has to be the most perfect of all of yours… Jared was by far the best man.

Ophelia: Wow… I never realized how important a legacy heiress’s marriage is.

Cece: A marriage is definitely not the same if you marry for money and not love.

Cece: Don’t get me wrong. I love Jules, but my marriage and murder of Dustin really got my evil side going. *evil cackle* It really makes me love my evil side.

Luna: Wow. Who knew that I had such a great evil role model before me?

*cough* Everyone but you. *cough*

Luna: So who is missing? Who was generation 3 and 4?

Dusty: Oh my darling grandson Elijah! He was such a little cutie pie.

Cece: Oh mom! I forgot to tell you by the time he was all grown up he was obsessed with promotions and wooing different women. He became a doctor and had two children who were half siblings. His genetics let the family down as his offspring were basically face clones.

Don’t worry Elijah. I still love you! You’re my only boy that has carried the legacy on his shoulders so far.

Luna: But what about generation 4? What about my mom Harley?

Dusty: Don’t ask me! I was dead looong before that.

Cece: Oh man that’s where you guys got the unrealistic body proportions from.

Ophelia: I read up on grandma! She had her husband cheat on her after they had triplets together. That included you mom! She left him and kicked him out of the house. Afterwards, she met a really nice tattoo artist. They were together until he died. And then she died. The end.

Harley! You were the shortest generation! Sorry but that’s all I have to say for you honey.

Cece: Wow! She ended up looking like her mom! She even got the knockers!

Dusty: Are you saying that I should have been created with bigger boobs? Really?

Luna: Wow, I miss my mom…

Ophelia: Hey Cece weren’t you the one who set her husband on fire?

Cece: Man, I should have known that was what I was going to be known for.

Luna: I forgot to tell you guys that we live in a nice big mansion thanks to you!

Dusty: Oh how nice for you. I had to live in a little shack with my three kids until they reached high school!

To be fair you got to live in a nice big house after that.

Cece: Oh I remember those days! It was so quaint and cute! It would have been a perfect and unsuspecting place for a murder chamber! Our big blue house was far less that inconspicuous for one of those!

Luna: Yes! I can’t wait to show you what I have planned for my huge evil plan!

Ophelia: So what do you guys think will happen in my generation?!

Dusty: It’s hard to predict what the overseer plans. I’m going to say you’re going to fall in love with an alien!

Cece: Wow, that’s difficult. Because I was the first of the horrible marriages era-

Hey!

Cece: I’m going to say your father of your children dies and you’re left alone.

Luna: I’m hoping you’ll finally talk to Prince Charming!

You guys! Let this be the preview for Ophelia’s chapter!

Trails Ladies: *grumble*

Come on! I have like two pictures. I’ll fill you in on Ophelia’s story so far while the readers read the preview.

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Ophelia: It’s really hard to find a nice diamond in pile of fake gemstones that are men.

Leona: Maybe I can hook you up with one of my online friends. There’s a lot of great guys on GothicAngstForums.com that I talk to everyday.

I’m going to take that as a no.

Ophelia: Hey Hank and Harold? Can you guys come visit tomorrow? I think I’m ready to make a decision.

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Now it’s time for individual reactions and interviews!

Dusty: I don’t see why it’s a hard decision. Obviously Hank is a total drag if he has nothing better to do than make girls cry at frat parties.

Dusty: See this bush right here? I wouldn’t love it if it insulted me then kissed me to make up for it.

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Cece: I honestly would have gotten a tank and blown up Hank. I really like tanks.

Cece: Taking good photos together isn’t a big deal. This family has a history of not being photogenic. It really irks my perfectionist trait.

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Luna: I wouldn’t choose Hank. Half those rumors about jocks owning giant rockets are actually the complete opposite! That’s a story my grandpa used to tell me.

Luna: Even as an evil sim; I recommend going with your heart.

Ophelia: It looks like my family has given me a recipe for love. I guess we’ll have to see what it cooks up next chapter. Huh? Huh?

Yes. Really though; those baking puns have got to stop.

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Everyone plays the game of life differently.

Some play by the rules and have tons of fun.

Some don’t play by any rules.

Some just like to put their own spin on things.

Others are still a mystery.

Time changes this legacy. The characters themselves change the legacy. I just want to thank everybody who has supported me along the way. Thanks for sticking with me for this long (however long it is). You guys have no idea how much your comments, follows, and likes make my day. Here’s to one year and five completed generations with the Trails!

Mini Awards Ceremony

Best Founder Award

Natural Beauty Award

Favorite Generation Award

Best Name Award

Most Popular Member of the Sass Squad

First Generation to Go to Prom

Most Beautiful Award

Most Evil Award

Vampire Slayer

First Natural Blonde Award

Best Marriage Honorable Mention

Best Evil Planner

Best Inventor

Best Unnatural Hair Color Model

Worst Loser

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Until next time you guys.