This … this … I don’t know what to say about this. You just need to listen.

I know Boston Bros are not our most cultured, but you wouldn’t expect someone to be so surprised and stupefied by a fish.

But this Bro is. He’s got a childlike enthusiasm, and also an adorable concern for this fish’s well-being (“We gotta call the aquarium or something”). But it’s not just that. It’s his thick accent and his inability to determine what this fish is (he goes through like nine guesses) and his constant cursing that make this perhaps the best video I’ve watched all year.

“It’s a baby wheel!”

[Via Jason Feifer]