Well, that's for them to know and you to make up, because it's time to play Caption Contest! The rules are simple: Tweet us (@engadget) with the hashtag #EngadgetCaptionContest whichever funny, weird or oddball idea you think they're talking about and we'll retweet the best submissions as well as add them to this post. You'll be internet-famous! Unless, of course, you decide to act like a major hoser and engage in personal attacks or lascivious conduct, in which case we'll mute/ban/ruthlessly mock you. Here are some suggestions by our staff to get your creative juices flowing.

Aaron Souppouris: "We actually have a headphone port -- we just covered it up for kicks."

Andrew Tarantola: "Here you can see the precise moment that Harambe was assassinated. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left."

Nathan Ingraham: "That PS4 Pro footage looks DOPE!"

Roberto Baldwin: "See, we have a money vault, just like Scrooge McDuck!"

Cherlynn Low: "That's where we kept Craig Federighi and his hair today."

Terrence O'Brien: "Here's one of me and Bono, and here I am with Ryan Tedder, and here's one of me in a car with Pharrell and James Corden, oh, and did I tell you about the time I met..."

Richard Lawler: "...and with this button, I can put a U2 album on any iPhone."

Kris Naudus: "And this is what Nintendo stock looks like today."

Jessica Conditt: "Let me show you how messaging works by opening this text I just got from Anthony Wiener."

And the results are in! Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption, we've included the best of the best below:

#Engadgetcaptioncontest "in Settings->General->, you can see the new option to detonate a random Galaxy Note 7." pic.twitter.com/NM3E1W9viW — rex manning (@Hacknspit) September 8, 2016

@engadget ""Uh, no, those aren't tiny Sia albums, those are thumbnail photos." #EngadgetCaptionContest — David Paskey (@DavidPaskey) September 8, 2016

@engadget #EngadgetCaptionContest And when I press this button the speed on your mystery eggs vibration will intensify. can you feel it? — Thomas Jeppesen (@tjep) September 8, 2016

@engadget These r my guns. Right one is thunder and left, lightning. By now u might've realised I love the left one. #EngadgetCaptionContest — Differently Enabled (@karmapilots) September 8, 2016

@engadget "Here's where the iPhone 8 will have an auxiliary jack for battery-free, unlimited playback!" #EngadgetCaptionContest — Kendrick R. Leiter (@krleiter) September 8, 2016

"And with this button, I can rename every Taylor Swift release on iTunes to #snake." #EngadgetCaptionContest https://t.co/XpvKtrgfGs — Maximiliano Barra E. (@espjerez) September 7, 2016

And, as a special bonus, we've included the top comment from our readers on Facebook!

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