What do you get the deep-pocketed showbiz type who has everything? A box full weird and expensive stuff, apparently. And something for your chapped lips.

Yes, the Oscars are less than three weeks away, which means it’s time to start drooling over movie stars even more than we already do the rest of the year. Part of that ritualistic fawning on the big night (Feb. 28 this year) includes handing over an outrageous bag of goodies to every nominee in the top acting and directing categories.

The gift bag is valued at $200,000, almost doubling last year’s offering.

Distinctive Assets, the company behind the treasure trove of oddities, describes it as “a blend of fabulous fun and functional items meant to thrill and pamper those who may have everything money can buy but still save the simple joy of a gift.”

Because these people need more pampering.

The most expensive item on the list, valued at $55,000, is a 10-day trip to Israel, with the full red-carpet treatment. First class, glitzy hotels, fancy meals, and, of course, a private security escort.

A “gift” from Walk Japan is supposedly worth $1,000 less and promises to take the stumble-prone Jennifer Lawrence or any of the other nominees, plus one guest, on a guided “off-the-beaten-track” walking tour of some of the Asian country’s top cities for up to 15 days. Don’t forget to bring your new vape and armpit sweat sponge, both of which are also included in the swag bag.

Then there’s $45,000 worth of fully loaded Audi A4 rentals, because Matt Damon and Leo DiCaprio are always in the market for a reliable compact rental car.

For the A-lister who just doesn’t get enough camera time, Concierge Tribute is offering to make a video montage of family and friends. Street value: $125.

This is Hollywood, so no gift bag would be complete without a $1,900 Vampire breast lift, a procedure “which uses blood-derived growth factors to revive! rounder cleavage without implants.”

And the cherry on top: Some age-defying ChapStick, valued at $6. That’s right there on the list, wedged between $35 in chocolates and hundreds of dollars in cardigans. Because Hollywood.