Oh my God.

OH MY GOD.

So this morning I get a parcel delivered to my front door. It's quite a big box and I was really confused because I'd forgotten about this exchange.

I get inside and open it and it is FILLED with gifts, all wrapped in paper with twine. I open the first letter inside it (which has a wax seal on the back) to find a letter stating that all of my uncollected mail from my Owl Post Box is being redirected and sent to my current address. I'm not ashamed to say that I started giggling like a little schoolgirl when I read this.

The next letter included my one way ticket to Hogwarts (via platform 9 3/4) and my Hogwarts acceptance letter, a list of materials I will need for the term and a permission slip for my parents to sign so that I can go to Hogsmeade.

The NEXT letter was a little scary at first. It's bright red, so I knew it was a Howler! My rematch Santa has recorded herself yelling at me in (I wasn't expecting that, it was amazing!) and made it up themselves. It's so so so so so amazing! (I cannot oversell this, it was so brilliant).

Then. THEN! There was still heaps in the box! I got a pretty impressive haul of wizard candy (including Fizzing Whizbees, Weasley Bros. Bombtatic Bomb, Every Flavour Beans, Weasley&Weasley Authentic Creepy Crawlies, Wizard Web (Edible and strawberry flavoured)), some rock cake from Hagrid (with a letter attached "just a small treet fer ya. Enjoy, Hagrid"), a necklace with a vial of Felix Felicis (I still cannot believe all of this. OH MY GOD), a genuine Ollivander's wand (Mahongany 12 1/5 inches Dragon heartstring core), an AMAZING book (The Standard Book of Spells). Before I go any further, I think it needs to be said that by this time I was squealing and jumping a lot, and my cats were watching cautiously from across the room (also, they don't appreciate me using the wand on them).

Then. THEN. THERE WAS EVEN MORE!

A box enclosed a letter from Gideroy Lockhart ("Please keep this for me in your vault, it is too powerful in the wrong hands. (Also it's not like I need it)") and a bottle of Amortentia (cocktail mix). Seriously, this isn't even the last of the stuff on the box yet!

I then opened the large parcel at the bottom which had asked me to open it last. I read the attached letter first (which had again been sealed with wax and also a feather!). It was from Hermione Granger, congratulating me on my acceptance to Hogwarts and saying that as a 'small' gift to get me started, shed requested Flourish and Blotts send me something written about a very important in wizarding history (I'm really not doing these letters justice, so I'll be uploading pictures!).

I opened the last parcel and... THE ENTIRE HARRY POTTER BOOK SET IS IN THERE! Mine had all gone missing over the years, so this is the most thoughtful and incredible gift.

BUT THIS STILL ISN'T THE END!

There was one letter left that asked me to open it after everything else had been opened.

Inside was a letter from my incredible, amazing, generous and thoughtful Santa saying that they hope I have a great day and don't have to be sad anymore because I am now the proud owner of a bunch of HP stuff!

It also says that they had enclosed some stocked so that my books will never go missing again (I got a bunch of stickers saying "ACCIO ELIZABETH'S BOOK)". This is just... WOW!

This is hands down the best, most thoughtful and amazing gift I have ever received. I got so excited when I opened it that I not only posted it all over my Facebook, but called my Mum (who kept saying "Why are you squealing? What's wrong! Are... Are you giggling? ARE YOU HIGH?!") to tell her about it as well.

Thank you so much KLYNKITTY. I am at a loss for words to tell you how amazing and incredible you and your gift are. You are the so amazing and kind! Thank you so so so much!

(Quick note on the photos, I've tried to order them the way I opened them but for some reason they're going a bit all over the place. I blame technology, because you can never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.)

(Another note on the pics, I've missed a few things but I'll be uploading them asap!)