1. Overeating At A Feast Given In Your Honor Julien Offray de La Mettrie (1751)

2. Being Hit By A Canonball That Was Fired As A Salute To You John Kendrick (1794)

3. Drowning In A Flood Of Beer (Or Being Injured In A Beer Flood) (Or Getting Alcohol Poisoning In A Beer Flood) London Beer Flood (1814)

4. Sticking A Piece Of Whale Bone Through Your Urinary Tract To Clear A Blockage Gouverneur Morris (1816)

5. Swinging A Baseball Bat So Hard That It Ruptures Your Bladder Jim Creighton (1862)

6. Accidentally Shooting Yourself In Court While Demonstrating To A Jury How Your Client's Alleged Victim Might Have Accidentally Shot Himself Clement Vallandigham (1871)

7. Being Poisoned, Shot In The Head, Shot Three More Times, Bludgeoned, Castrated, And Then Thrown Into A River Only For The Cause Of Death To Be Drowning Grigori Rasputin (1916)

8. Being Crushed Or Drowned By Molasses Boston Molasses Disaster (1919)

9. Being Hit By A Pitch Ray Chapman (1920)

10. Being Bit By A Monkey Alexander I Of Greece (1920)

11. Having Your Costume Set Ablaze By An Errant Disposed Match Martha Mansfield (1923)

12. Having Your Racecar's Drive Chain Snap And Decapitate You J. G. Parry-Thomas (1927)

13. Having Your Long Scarf Get Caught In The Wheel Of The Car You Are Riding In, Thus Breaking Your Neck Isadora Duncan (1927)

14. Committing Suicide In Prison Using A Bomb Made Out Of Playing Cards That Had A Flammable Chemical In Their Red Ink William Kogut (1930)

15. Falling Down A Chimney Into The Furnace After Mistaking The Chimney For A Balcony Sirkka Sari (1939)

16. Having A Stroke After Reading A Negative Premature Obituary Of Yourself Marcus Garvey (1940)

17. Accidentally Torpedoing Your Own Ship HMS Trinidad (1942) and the USS Tang (1944)

18. Being Crushed By Giant Stacks Of Newspapers, Books, And Other Large Items That You Have Been Hoarding Langley Collyer (1947)

19. Crashing Your Racecar When A Bird Flies Into Your Face Alan Stacey (1960)

20. Having A Surfboard On Your Convertible Hit Another Car, Spin Around, And Break Your Neck Worth Bingham (1966)

(Obviously The Above Is Not The Actual Car)

21. Being Electrocuted Onstage By A Live Microphone Leslie Harvey (1972)

22. Drinking Yourself To Death With Carrot Juice Basil Brown (1974)

23. Being Crushed To Death Between A Moving Wall And A Stationary Wall In A Disneyland Ride Deborah Gail Stone (1974)

24. Laughing Yourself To Death Watching The Goodies Alex Mitchell (1975)

25. Being Poisoned By A Modified Umbrella Georgi Markov (1978)

26. Being Struck By A Flying Model Lawnmower At A New York Jets Halftime Show John Bowen (1979)

27. Achieving A High Score In The Video Game Berserk Jeff Dailey (1981)

Peter Burkowski (1982)

(Both boys were young and healthy but died of heart attacks after getting high scores. How there isn't a horror movie about this is shocking.)

28. Choking On An Eye Drop Bottle Cap Tennessee Williams (1983)

29. Getting Hit In The Balls By A Tennis Ball Dick Wertheim (1983)

(After being hit in the balls, Wertheim collapsed and hit his head on the pavement.)

30. Being Crushed By Several 25-Pound Boxes Of Quarters When Braking Suddenly, While Driving A Brinks Truck Hrand Arakelian (1986)

31. Throwing Yourself Through A Window Trying To Illustrate That The Glass Is Unbreakable (In Fairness The Glass Didn't Break, But Popped Out Of The Window Frame) Gary Hoy (1993)

32. Handcuffing Yourself To A Tree In A Remote Forest And Throwing The Key Out Of Reach Richard Sumner (2002)

33. Playing Starcraft For Too Long Lee Seung Seop (2005)

34. Winning A Bet That You Could Have Continuous Sex With Two Women For 12 Hours Straight Sergey Tuganov (2009)

(The whole bottle of Viagra was probably a bad idea)

35. Being Crushed In Your Car By A Rolling Bale Of Hay Mike Edwards (2010)