The burly striker scored 109 goals in 149 caps for Iran between 1993 and 2006

Ali Daei (Iran) The burly striker scored 109 goals in 149 caps for Iran between 1993 and 2006

The USWNT striker scored at a rate of 0.72 goals per game in a 14-year international career in which she won two Olympic gold medals and the World Cup

Abby Wambach (USA) The USWNT striker scored at a rate of 0.72 goals per game in a 14-year international career in which she won two Olympic gold medals and the World Cup

Considered the greatest Zambian player ever, Chitalu was managing the Zambia national team when the entire squad tragically died in a plane crash off the coast of Gabon in 1993

Zambia Considered the greatest Zambian player ever, Chitalu was managing the Zambia national team when the entire squad tragically died in a plane crash off the coast of Gabon in 1993

It took him 10 years to get to that tally. Selva's favourite opponents were Belgium, who he scored three times against

8 It took him 10 years to get to that tally. Selva's favourite opponents were Belgium, who he scored three times against

The 'original' Ronaldo scored 62 goals in just seven years for Brazil

Ronaldo The 'original' Ronaldo scored 62 goals in just seven years for Brazil

Smith scored 46 goals in 117 caps despite having been hampered by injury throughout her career

Kelly Smith Smith scored 46 goals in 117 caps despite having been hampered by injury throughout her career

He won a Bundesliga title but was an unused substitute in the Champions League final defeat by Manchester United at the Camp Nou

Bayern Munich He won a Bundesliga title but was an unused substitute in the Champions League final defeat by Manchester United at the Camp Nou

The clinical striker poached goals at a rate of 1.1 per game in his eight-year international career

62 The clinical striker poached goals at a rate of 1.1 per game in his eight-year international career

The big man netted 21 times in 91 games

Niall Quinn The big man netted 21 times in 91 games

His scoring record is identical to San Marino's all-time leading scorer Andy Selva, with his eight goals coming in 74 games

José Luis Chilavert (Paraguay) His scoring record is identical to San Marino's all-time leading scorer Andy Selva, with his eight goals coming in 74 games

You got…

You're never going to make it in this game. Pack your bags, it's time to go home

Go home. You couldn't hit a cow's backside with a banjo

Your shooting was wildly off target. Have you considered another career?

You might want to do some extra shooting practice

You're never going to be a striker are you?

It's not a dreadful score but you still might want to brush up on your finishing

Not bad. With a bit of extra shooting practice you could go far

You're pretty good in front of goal aren't you?

You're red-hot in front of goal aren't you?

You're up there with Cristiano Ronaldo

Move aside Ali Daei, there's a new record scorer in town