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Overqualified Woman: 8 years at minimum wage in fast food. Freelance asbestos remover. Medical research subject. Nice resume. But if I check it out, am I going to find out you're just another desperate laid-off professional trying to keep a million-dollar home? Man: No! I'm a loser! Alwasy have been! Woman: May you and your loved ones die! Out of my office, you fraud! Man: I love low pay for crap work! Woman: This would be even more fun if we had a crappy job to hire for.