Throughout The Simpsons series, establishing shots outside of a scene in the church have featured the church sign. Every church sign's marketing copy is another chance for the writers to poke a little fun at the institution of the church or just to have fun at what might be some inappropriate things to post at a church.

Here's what was featured on some of the most notable church signs in the show's history:

God, the original love connection

Every Sunday is super Sunday

Today: what a f iend we have in God, Also: the Be sharps

Private Wedding, Please worship elsewhere

No Shoes, No Shorts, No Salvation

God welcomes his victims

No synagogue parking

Next Sunday: the miracle of shame

Christ Dyed Eggs For Your Sins

Todays Topic: There's Something About the Virgin Mary

If You Were a Pastor, You'd Be Home Now!

Welcome Pissed-Off Catholics

No Outside Eucharist

God: The Original Tony Soprano

Housewarming Party: Let There Be Light Beer

We Welcome Other Faiths (Just Kidding)

Rapture Threat Level: ORANGE

Today: Bobble-Head Moses Giveaway

QUIT ST3ALING OUR L3TT3RS

Christmas Service Jesus: 2005 Years Young

Today's Topic: Jesus Hates You

Today: Church Council Meeting Topic: Religion

Funeral Today: Homer Simpson's Vegas Wife

Thou Shalt Turn Off They Cell Phone

Today's Topic: Jesus The Real American Idol

Shadrach, The Other Friend of Meshach

Free Wi-Fi During Sermon

Get Your Ass In Here, Tim

Tomorrow: Bart's Funeral