Mullah Omar, the peek-a-boo playing head of the Taliban, has been claiming expenses for a subscription to an online pornography website off of the internet, 'T-Girls Aloud', NATO chiefs said yesterday. A press release issued by Omar's stationery office confirmed that Omar had entered the claim after he experienced difficulty downloading his favourite clips from a free website. "The quality was rubbish, anyway," Omar said. "I've been making shaky videos for years and these amateur hacks make me look like Stephen fucking Spielberg." An internal inquiry is pending.And if you think that's a piss-take, read this

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