Coach Hoke in front of the green screen for @BigTenNetwork shoot #B1GMediaDay pic.twitter.com/haGc24Gj9Q — Michigan Football (@umichfootball) July 28, 2014

Brady Hoke: (talking way, way too loudly) HERE AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN WE BELIEVE THAT POETRY IS THE MUSIC OF THE INSTRUMENT KNOWN AS THE SOUL. FOR ME ONE POEM IN PARTICULAR BLOWS IN MY SOUL MOUTHPIECE JUST RIGHT - THE ROAD NOT TAKEN BY ROBERT FROST. TO ME IT'S ABOUT THE BITTER KNOWLEDGE THAT EVERY CHOICE A MAN MAKES IN LIFE NECESSARILY MEANS THE REJECTION OF OTHER OPPORTUNITIES. OPPORTUNITIES LIKE PIZZA PARTIES.

THANKS TO PIZZASCREEN TECHNOLOGY YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO WONDER WHAT TOPPINGS MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

WHOEVER SAID NEVER MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE CERTAINLY NEVER WENT TO THE QUARTERLY SALES TEAM PIZZA PARTY. IT'S ALL ABOUT MOVING INVENTORY. INTO MY PIZZA CHEWER.

I LOVE A PIZZA PARTY WITH KIDS. THEY GET FULL SO QUICKLY AND THEY HAVE NO REACH. PLAY EVERY DOWN LIKE IT'S FOR THE LAST SLICE, CALEB.

EVEN ANIMALS LOVE PIZZA, FEED PIZZA TO YOUR CAT OR WHATEVER THESE THINGS ARE. MANATEES? I THINK THESE ARE MANATEES.

(holds up plate of mixed vegetables) MEAT LOVERS PLEASE THANKS J BONE

IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FINISH THAT SPIDERHOKE WILL