



The Week’s Most Painful, Baneful, and Shameful Headlines

CALIFORNIA: NOW MORE LATINO THAN WHITE

New figures released by the Census Bureau reveal that as of July 1 of last year, so-called “Latinos””who, let’s be frank, don’t speak Latin and have never been to Italy”finally outnumber whites in California. The official total as of last year shows 14.99 million Latinos and 14.92 million whites.

Following in the brownish footsteps of Hawaii and New Mexico, California has now become the third American state with no white plurality. As recently as 1970, whites comprised three-quarters of California’s population, whereas Latinos were a mere 12 percent.

Pew Research Center statistics show that from 2000 to 2010, these “Latinos” accounted for a robust 56% of the nation’s population growth. “Where L.A. goes is where the rest of the state goes and where the rest of the country goes,” said UCLA professor Marcelo SuÃ¡rez-Orozco. “We announce, demographically speaking, the future for the rest of the country.”

CINCINNATI POLICE CHIEF: JULY 4 MOB ATTACK ON WHITE MAN WAS A HATE CRIME

On July 4 in downtown Cincinnati, a 27-year-old white male named Christopher McKnight was beaten bloody and knocked out by a swarm of black males. One cell-phone video shows a blood-covered and unconscious McKnight being mocked by black females who’d stood around encouraging the attack.

According to an anonymous Internet poster who claimed to be a Cincinnati policeman at the scene:

So we see ahead a scuffle begin and think it’s just a fight. Well not so much, it was like 40 v. 1. I saw 40 v. 1, it was 40 black youths stomping the crap out of one unlucky male white. He didn”t do anything to deserve this beating except be white. I”m going to skip all the rhetoric and just say don”t we all matter???

In her incident report, Officer Alicia Essert described the attack as “anti-white.” But since “anti-white” is a concept that holds zero cultural currency at the moment, Cincinnati officials initially backtracked and said that Essert had made a “mistake” and that the attack was not being investigated as a hate crime.

But now, for unspecified reasons, Cincinnati Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell has changed course again and is reportedly asking prosecutors to pursue hate-crime charges in the attack.

“We’ve become a culture that will do anything to keep the girls from crying.”

Naturally, we think the entire notion of “hate crimes” is dubious and while motive may help explain a crime, it should never be a crime in itself. We only note the fact that a major American city’s officials are pressing for hate-crime charges in a black-on-white mob assault because it’s truly so rare, it’s like seeing a unicorn order a pumpkin-spice latte at Starbucks.

ANGRY BLACK LESBIAN POSES “SHIT FLAG CHALLENGE”

Sierra McGrone is an Atlanta-based black lesbian who apparently didn’t consider “Sierra McGrone” a sufficiently ridiculous name, so online she chooses to call herself “Nocturnus Libertus.”

She has announced her intentions to “hold an event” on Christmas Day where people across the nation literally wipe their asses on an American flag. In a video she posted to YouTube, Miss McGrone explains:

So all y”all know what went on with this shitty-ass flag, right? And all these fuckin” troglodytes gettin” mad because we steppin” on their precious piece of cloth made in China. So, I”m gonna start a new challenge … it’s called the “sh*t flag challenge.” Wipe yo ass on the flag of imperialist nations. That includes the United States. So you troglodytes, you toilet-seat complexion individuals get even more angry and more upset, we gonna hold an event on fucking Christmas Day doin” this shit all across the U.S. and wherever else people in imperialist nations who suffered under the boot of white supremacy wanna do it.

Why does returning to Africa never seem to be an option for those who claim to be perpetually suffering under white supremacy’s boot? The fact that they always choose to remain smack-dab where they claim to be suffering constant oppression suggests that they’re either masochists or lying, entitled whiners.

IS EVERY OTHER FEMALE TENNIS PLAYER A LESBIAN?

Ukrainian tennis player Sergiy Stakhovsky has found himself in hot water for daring to suggest that female athletes tend to be lesbians. He recently told a reporter that there are “definitely no gays” among the world’s top 100 male tennis players, whereas “almost every other player is a lesbian” among the female ranks.

Outraged by such an insane and obviously untrue allegation, lesbian tennis legend Martina Navratilova called Stakhovsky “homophobic.”

SEXISM, SEXISM EVERYWHERE

Did you realize that public-restroom signs are “sexist” because “women still can’t wear pants” on them? We didn’t, either.

Did you realize that Facebook’s “friends” icon was “sexist” because it showed a man in front of a woman? Not to worry”one of the company’s new design managers has retooled the icon so that the woman is now in front.

Did you realize that a Darth Vader costume for boys was “sexist” because the packaging said it was for “boys” rather than for “kids”? Again, have no fear”when an eight-year-old girl complained to Disney, the media giant immediately capitulated and made the Vader costume gender-neutral, even though in the Star Wars saga, Darth Vader was technically a male who sired Luke Skywalker.

But reality be damned”we’ve become a culture that will do anything to keep the girls from crying.