Saturday, August 12, 2006

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls...

A budding poet trying his best...

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Someone who had a different experience wrote

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space...

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

On the inside of a toilet door:

And finally my favourite, this should teach some a lesson...

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Here I lie in stinky vapor,Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,Shall I lie, or shall I linger,Or shall I be forced to use my finger.Here I sitBroken heartedTried to shitBut only fartedYou're luckyYou had your chanceI tried to fart,And shit my pants!I came hereTo shit and stink,But all I doIs sit and think.Some come here to sit and think,Some come here to shit and stink,But I come here to scratch my balls,And read the bullshit on the walls...(written high upon the wall)If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.We aim to please!You aim too! Please Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.Sign seen at a restaurant:The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.