From fucking fbombingmom:

I’d like to submit my list of the many fucking things I fucking hate…

I hate the lack of dick in this town, and that the dicks are often fucking small – and addicted to fucking coke, meth or pills.

You flaccid motherfuckers.

I fucking hate how guys here think their dick is good because they land drunk bitches @ fucking 2:40 a.m., after dialing every shut in within a 40 mile radius, 20 minutes prior to closing, until they they fucking give the fuck in, and fuck the whore in the bar parking lot who is equally as desperate.

Fuck both you bitches.

I hate how the fucking men can’t keep their fucking mouth shut about the fucks they’ve had, and then run their dickbeaters about women being sluts – as if their flaccid coked out dicks are some type of fucking religious purification tool.

99% of men here fucking suck at petting the kitty with their face.

I hate how the men stand around stroking each others dick on the river, and the fucking wasteland mudholes – closet twuntwinkies twinkletoes… Talking about the non money, you fucking backdoor welfare recipients think the slags on your boat/truck are trying to get from you… You probably done picked them womens pockets, you fucking non working motherfuckers – “freedom” and all that shit. I hate you quasi libertarians douche-bags.

I hate how the women in this fucking place act as if some worn out broken back motherfucker with an airboat – ain’t fucking worked since Prince and Party Like Its 1999, on cinderblock Little Red Corvette – the ones who marry nurses and shit, you fucking low rent, easily paid for limp wrists. You bitches need to make them pick up cans along the road- we all fucking know there are plenty of fucking cans and fucking trash on the fucking roadside from you beer guzzling degenerates with your fuckin’ flag of welfare flapping about your fucking beaten, bent and kicked in truck that reeks of tainted pig eared flap fucking poon that you paid for the night before… You and natural light beer are part of the cesspool of this area. By the way what the fuck are taxes for here? You lazy fucks working for the county … Weigh 400lbs each, and sit construction trucks all damn day.

Fuck you, fuck you hard and dry. Hope you bleed.

Some more of my fucking hate…

I fucking hate how bitches in this area have ” crab in a trap” mentality – bitch gets a step up, and all you bitches try to pull her back in … I fucking hate how you go into fucking adult fun spots and fucking ruin it for other people just wanting to fucking fuck, and laugh for a night after they’ve worked all fucking week(not you fucking sally janes crossdressing menfolk who live off a woman and her children). Walkin’ in with your fuckin’ ‘tude, and fuckin’ startin’ your juvenile fuckin’ bullshit.

I hate you bitches, and your backstabbin’ fucking ways … Most fuckin’ leechin’ and ungrateful lot of fuckin’ people I’ve had the fuckin’ displeasure of fuckin’ ever meetin’… Treacherous triflin’ sacks o’ shit with Jesus on your dashboard as your go about your after work drive texting for blowjobs, and 3 minute suck-n-fuck. I got your religion for you – it is called ‘fake fuckers united in bullshit.”

I hate how men here can’t be friends with chics … just friends. I can fold my tampon over twice, and still be thicker than your dick… I’ve thrown away used tampons that had more intellect than over 80% of you fuckers.

I’m not fuckin’ done – I got many more fuckin’ things I hate …

Mostly I just fuckin’ hate fuckin’ brevard.

Fucking Sincerely Yours,

Best Fuckin’ Cunty Cunt In Brevard.

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