THIS PERSON DID NOT OWN UP TO THEIR GIFT! IT IS ABSOLUTELY AWESOME, AND I WOULD PERSONALLY LIKE TO THANK THEM!

So after curb stomping an iPad (Yes, that did happen.) today, I came home late, only to pick up the mail and find out that my Secret Santa's gift had come in! What joy and good fun! I ran upstairs. I decided I should save the best for last.

I opened up a small package I had ordered earlier this month, a black pocket watch to join my collection. After going through some more mail, I decided to open the legendary package.

Inside were two packages. One big, one small, wrapped tightly. I noticed the note that said "Read AFTER opening presents." I decided to start with the smaller package. To my surprise, it contained an amazing steampunk-style pocket watch! This person had nailed it! It immediately came to mind that this person had possibly read me like a book.

I opened the next package. Inside contained gold. Absolute perfect reading of myself as a person. Blade Runner (which I've been dying to read) and a Japanese to English dictionary. I opened the note. The person did his/her research. They had noticed I also liked knowing certain phrases in different languages. The most ironic part is that this only builds upon a purchase I had made a couple years ago. I have one, but this expands on it! I finally get to learn more!

Reddit Secret Santa, I have one thing to say to you.

Ai shiteru. :D