Things That Confuse Me About Americans : The Ass Gasket There are a number of things that the remainder of the world finds puzzling about America. Be it the flavourless chocolate, weird spelling...

Obligatory Whiny Ass Monday Monologue I 'm only up because it's the 300th time I've had to pee in the last day, or so it seems. I can barely hold my head long enough...

Mouse Meet Tomcat There's this broad who lives in Alabama, and she's a pathological liar. She lies about her age, marital status, and even used othe...

Debbie Schlussel : Hate By Any Other Name When one writes for a living, there is a responsibility to provide the facts. even in op-ed pieces, there must be at least an attempt at...