New hi mum

New look at you gal

New with your oil of olay streaks

New yeah and your grey hair

New I thought my camera was on black and white

New it's like a rofl brothel in here

New listen i've got some bad news

New i've been in a zoom booth with geoff linton

New the bobble hat project

New wont be able to come this weekend

New yeah terribly sad

New sad like when a heron dies

New yeah i know i know i know i know

New you are as always a viable option

New ciao and bella fragmento

New cya mum

New ggghhhhh

hi col

ciao and bella fragmatalatatata

you are as always an abandoned halibut

you got that boy

have a mind tumble but dont empty the dryer

reackons your ideas are on the damp side of waerable

esepcially when he hasnt had his peanuts

he can be a bastard

ya ya i know i know

he didnt like..

yeah the geoff linton

had a zoomerang with geoff linton

aahj ahaaahj ahj i know

you should have got a side order of belgian lofls

yeah the lord of londis

who do you think you are papa rumpo

with your boil in the bag cod and parsley sauce

look at you boi

30 seconds of Linton's drums

Cya col aairgghh

Bella nougato

You are as always a knackered parrot

We'll see which one falls out first

Hoover them up

Have a mind grate the options

Aiya ya ya

Yeah I know it's the Linton

Bobble Hats

Good news is

It's a whole mouthful of pigs tits

He's pulling the plug on the pencil cases

Old skool with Linton

Listen some bad news

Hilario with a rolf on top

Thought so cuz it looks like shit

What is it a number 2?

With ya lockdown haircut

Look at you boi

Hi col yeaaaah

You is grey and dismal

You are as always a damp crab

Yeahaghia

Yeah exquackly yeah yeah

Yah urhu yeah

Un problemo significato

So quack on

Look at your complexion boy

Like a haunted dishcloth

Inflate your thought space

He's got fudgy knickers

Don't fear success, fear the urban fox

Cya Col arraghh

Ciao and bella ontario

Aspirational with a hint of science fiction

Alcholol

Having a cervezo

Yeahaaah

Look at you boy you look well dreary

Joe Wicks the fitness chimp

Isolation perspiration station

I know hilario

Copyright Mark ROFL-o

Balls are in chaos

Yah yah yah yah

Don't let him down

Remember, Geoff Linton shits live pigs

Yeah ahyeh aheyah

Exquackly

Let's place that in the thought fridge

You are, as always, a bulky chipmonk

Ciao and bella omeletto

**Drums**

Sniff

Orite orite

Shut up shut up

You're late, smooth dick

Got some important shiz to discuss

Shut up, it's the Lintonator

Orite shut up

Hahaha

Little wrist bracelet

Makes you look like you once had a girlfriend

Good lad, Col

Birdseye potato rofl

Backcomb the living shit out of this hairball

Unfortunate- hately

Yeah yim yuh yah

He's getting anxious trousers

You are, as always, a buttery spaniel

Bella frachiato

It'll be fantastic

It's the Lintonator

OK!

Shut up listen

Yeah

Orite dick

Moses would be proud of you

I'm hilario

Busy busy busy

If I don't slow down

Ehiehiyeah

Reverse loop

Face toward face

You are, as always, an idle trout

Yeah

Look at you

Fox's backside

Yehaeaeh yeah

Yeah hilario just for rofls

Win win count me in

Play Warhammer

You are, as always, an Edwardian cockerel

Bella graciano

Hi Col yeah check me out

Isolation inspiration station

Phil Collins

Yah

Yeah

Boi

Ha hehe

You are, as always, a bankrupt parrot

Yaah

Bella insatio

You're an adult wolf

You are, as always, a vigorous pigeon

You are, as always, a peaceful ferret

You are, as always, a male herring

You are, as always, a disgruntled pug

You want in?

Yep

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah

Yeah yeah yeah hi Col

Yeah uh yeah yeah yeah

Yeah London

Yeah for sure oh for sure

Wish me welcome

Tits kiss your ballbag

Taste of success

Success net

Still fat still sweaty still single

It's just rofls

Re-coup-et-moi

Ping you in the loop

More give than Oxfam

OK

Off to London

Network not fretwork

Naked city

Did the moonwalk all over the bosses tits

Mind fart

Male insect

Lonely heron

London

London to Glasto

Listen

Kicked it up the moons ass

Kick its bare ass

I bet

I know, I know, I know

Hope my tits

Hi Col

Hi Col yeah how ya doin

Having a campaccuccu

Have a campaccuccu on me

Hahaha

Gooderooni

Good decision

Geoff

Geoff Linton

Geoff Hinton

e-plop from Geoff

Cya Col

Crimbo mass

Ciao fragmento cya Col

Busy as tits on a fat ball

Boozathona dingdong

Bella fragmento

Bella substitutio

Bella pomfritio

Bella fortino

Bella campagio

And as always

Yeah do it boy

Arhnergh

Ahsjhdhf

Aaaggh