written by Kyle September 24, 2018 Subject: Blockchain

Sir Isaac Newton, Jack of all trades and undisputed smarty pants extraordinaire of the 18th century, was a human mathematician, astronomer, theologian, author, physicist, and overachiever. He is credited with hypothecating the existence of the Multiverse in his 1704 ADE bestseller: Opticks: or, A Treatise of the Reflexions, Refractions, Inflexions, and Colours of Light.

Newton suggests the idea of a multiverse in this passage:

“And since Space is divisible in infinitum, and Matter is not necessarily in all places, it may be also allow’d that God is able to create Particles of Matter of several Sizes and Figures, and in several Proportions to Space, and perhaps of different Densities and Forces, and thereby to vary the Laws of Nature, and make Worlds of several sorts in several Parts of the Universe. At least, I see nothing of Contradiction in all this.”

Given his incomparable level of intelligence when compared with most human beings, Sir Isaac Newton is universally assumed to have been at least 10% genetically feline .

Questions whisper if Newton descended from harmonic multiverse-traveling sylvestrian quickeners of the future somehow trapped in the past.

Likewise, in Dublin sometime later, Erwin Schrödinger gave a lecture in which he blithely warned the audience that he was about to drop some wisdom that would likely seem totally cray cray. He then disclosed that his equations seemed to describe the potential existence of several different histories playing out concurrently and that these were “not alternatives, but happen simultaneously”.

Schrödinger is perhaps better known for the paradoxical thought experiment known as “Schrödinger’s Cat” which is intended to demonstrate quantum superposition. What they do not know is that Schrödinger was, in fact, a cat himself and had been, in reality, experimenting on humans.

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