If you can still remember the good old days when the President of the United States was someone other than a television-obsessed toddler, you may fondly recall the Obama administration piloting an innovative online tool that allows Americans to directly ask the White House to weigh in on policy issues of interest. First launched in 2011, We The People promised an official response to any petition that garnered 100,000 signatures within 30 days. President Trump may have taken a hatchet to other sections of the White House's web site, but so far, We The People is, miraculously, alive and well. Hey, let's take a look and see what's going on!

That's three demands for greater transparency from America's newly-minted Tweeter-in-Chief, and one very chill ask for a more open cannabis market. (Haha, good luck with that.) Those top petitions have easily cleared the 100,000-signature threshold triggering an official response, and that first one has received more co-signs than any of the thousands of petitions initiated in the site's six-year history. Lest you think that all 373,592 signatories are a bunch of whiny snowflakes, Public Policy Polling reported on Thursday that a whopping 59 percent of Americans still want President Trump to cough up those pesky returns, and 54 percent would favor a federal law requiring prospective presidential candidates to release five years' worth of tax returns in order to be eligible for the ballot.

Does the president have any intention of honoring this request? Not according to his esteemed bullshit peddler Kellyanne Conway: