1. A man received the transplanted heart of a suicide victim, married the donors widow, killed himself the same exact way. 2. A study found that marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 70%. These marriages are most likely to last a lifetime. 3. There is a swing on the edge of a cliff in Ecuador. It has no safety measures and is called the 'Swing and the end of the world'. 4. If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A. 5. The male giraffe will continuously head-butt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating. If she is, it’s business time. 6. Abalones (a snail) have 5 assholes 7. Banana Slug penises. First off, a banana slug can be 6-8 inches. The slug’s erect penis be just as long. Also, their penises emerge from their heads. After sex, banana slugs eat each other’s penises. They’re also the mascot of UC Santa Cruz. 8. The blood from a human erection has enough blood to keep 3 gerbils alive. 9. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses 10. Dragonflies have shovel shaped penises so they can scoop out their rival’s sperm. 11. Duck vaginas have developed “dead ends” over time to protect them from being raped by other ducks. 12. The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. Happy Swimming!!! :-) 13. The song Coconut (“She put the lime in the coconut, she drank ‘em both up…”) has only one chord in the entire song. It is the only song without any chord changes to reach the Billboard Hot 100 chart. It reached #8 in 1972. 14. Llamas are born with an extra pair of fighting teeth that they use to bite off other llamas’ testicles making them the only fertile male in the group. 15. Only Asian people have black hair. Every other supposedly ‘black’ hair colour is actually really dark brown. 16. A blue whale’s penis is 11 feet long. 17. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes and a male lion mates up to 50 times a day. 18. male elephants sometimes use their penis as a 5th limb 19. Mozart wrote a canon entitled "Lech mich im Arsch" which translates as “Lick me in the arse.”(arse=ass) 20. Many Disney movies are supposed to have references to sex in them, but rumors of sexual misconduct are greatly exaggerated. The priest’s “boner” in The Little Mermaid is actually his knee. In The Lion King, there’s a scene where you are supposed to be able to pause the film and see “SEX” written in the sky. The clouds actually read “SFX,” which is a plug for the movie’s special effects department. Basically, we’re all just pervs who are making shit up. 21. The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning. 22. Some Chinese-made hair bands were fashioned from recycled condoms. 23. There is a poisonous plant that leaves the victim with a smile on their face at the time of death. 24. The U.S. military’s dried food rations can be re-hydrated with urine! 25. More than 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people. 26. More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss! 27. According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots. 28. Formicophilia’ is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. 29. Jelly beans are covered in shellac 30. Rodent hairs are allowed in your food 31. 1 can of Coca Cola contains 10 teaspoons of sugar