My Santa did an amazing job of picking out gifts - so incredibly thoughtful! I mentioned that I loved Indian food, but thus far I've always failed at making it (edible). He sent me a bounty of things to make it actually possible for a burning-toast kind of cook like me to make tasty Indian food.

The gifts came with a set of steps (which of course, I failed since I hadn't realized there were 2 boxes):

Step 1: read Step 2: spice up your life Step 3: do it again Step 4: when in doubt use another spice

I hope he responds so I can thank him (I didn't see his username anywhere) but if not, just know that you get an A++++ from me. Thank you, thank you, thank you!