It turns out that noted liar, swindler, reality star, and very sad sham President Donald Trump finally told the truth. This should be good news! Our politicians should tell the truth! But again, we're talking about Donald Trump, so of course it's a dystopian nightmare and he's just planning on doing all those awful things he outlined in the campaign.

According to The New York Times, Trump will sign an executive order on Wednesday to begin building his wall along the Mexican border.

Mr. Trump will sign the executive order for the wall during an appearance at the Department of Homeland Security on Wednesday, as Mexico’s foreign minister, Luis Videgaray, arrives in Washington to prepare for the visit of President Enrique Peña Nieto of Mexico. Mr. Peña Nieto will be among the first foreign leaders to meet the new president at the end of the month.

Let me give you a taste of what that conversation is going to look like when President Nieto gets to D.C.

TRUMP: President Nieto, it's nice to—

NIETO: We're still not paying for your stupid fucking wall.

TRUMP: Sounds good. [calling to an aide] Call Paul Ryan and tell him to put $20 billion on the credit card! [back to Nieto, after an awkward silence] Do you like taco bowls?

But a multibillion-dollar wall that will reportedly do very little to actually curtail illegal immigration is just the beginning. Because the Times also reports that Trump is nearing an order on the first steps toward instituting that Muslim ban that he talked about. You remember the one. It was the moment that Godwin's law broke and we realized that our aversion to comparing people to Hitler might have accidentally given us Hitler 2: The Temple of We're All Doomed. Yeah, well, he was telling the truth then, too: