We da damn People uh de United States, in Orda' to fo'm some mo'e puh'fect Union, establish Justice, insho' nuff domestic Tranquility, provide fo' de common defence, promote da damn general Welfare, and secure da damn Blessin's uh Liberty t'ourselves and our Posterity, do o'dain and establish dis Constitushun fo' de United States uh America. Sheeeiit. Article. What it is, Mama! I. Secshun. 1. All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in some Congress uh de United States, which shall consist uh a Senate and House uh Representatives. Secshun. 2. De House uh Representatives shall be composed uh Members chosen every second Year by de People uh de several States, and da damn Electo's in each State shall gots' de Qualificashuns requisite fo' Electo's uh de most numerous Branch uh de State Legislature. What it is, Mama! No Person shall be some Representative who shall not gots' attained t'de Age uh twenty five Years, and been seven Years some Citizen uh de United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant uh dat State in which he shall be chosen. 'S coo', bro. Representatives and direct Taxes shall be appo'shuned among de several States which may be included widin dis Union, acco'din' t'deir respective Numbers, which shall be determined by addin' t'de whole Numba' of free Persons, includin' dose bound t'Service fo' some Term uh Years, and 'sludin' Indians not taxed, dree fifds uh all oda' Persons. De actual Enumerashun shall be made widin dree Years afta' de fust Meetin' uh de Congress uh de United States, and widin every subsequent Term uh ten Years, in such Manna' as dey shall by Law direct. De Numba' of Representatives shall not 'seed one fo' every dirty Dousand, but each State shall gots' at Least one Representative; and until such enumerashun shall be made, de State uh New Hampshire shall be entitled t'chuse dree, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantashuns one, Connecticut five, New-Yo'k six, New Jersey foe, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Snow Flakeland six, Virginia ten, No'd Carolina five, Soud Carolina five, and Geo'gia dree. What it is, Mama! When vacancies happen in de Representashun fum any State, de Executive Audo'ity dereof shall issue Writs uh Elecshun t'fill such Vacancies. De House uh Representatives shall chuse deir Speaka' and oda' Officers; and shall gots' de sole Powa' of Impeachment. Secshun. 3. De Senate uh de United States shall be composed uh two Senato's fum each State, chosen by de Legislature dereof fo' six Years; and each Senato' shall gots' one Vote. What it is, Mama! Immediately afta' dey shall be assembled in Consequence uh de fust Elecshun, dey shall be divided as equally as may be into dree Classes. De Seats uh de Senato's uh de fust Class shall be vacated at da damn Expirashun uh de second Year, uh de second Class at da damn Expirashun uh de foed Year, and uh de dird Class at da damn Expirashun uh de sixd Year, so's dat one dird may be chosen every second Year; and if Vacancies happen by Resignashun, o' oderwise, durin' de Recess uh de Legislature uh any State, de Executive dereof may make tempo'ary Appointments until de next Meetin' uh de Legislature, which shall den fill such Vacancies. No Person shall be some Senato' who shall not gots' attained t'de Age uh dirty Years, and been nine Years some Citizen uh de United States, and who shall not, when elected, be an Inhabitant uh dat State fo' which he shall be chosen. 'S coo', bro. De Vice President uh de United States shall be President uh de Senate, but shall gots' no Vote, unless dey be equally divided. De Senate shall chuse deir oda' Officers, and also some President pro tempo'e, in de Absence uh de Vice President, o' when he shall 'esercise da damn Office uh President uh de United States. De Senate shall gots' de sole Powa' to try all Impeachments. When sittin' fo' dat Purpose, dey shall be on Oad o' Affirmashun. When de President uh de United States be tried, de Chief Justice shall preside, dig dis: And no Person shall be convicted widout da damn Concurrence uh two dirds uh de Members present. Judgment in Cases uh Impeachment shall not 'estend furda' dan t'removal fum Office, and disqualificashun t'hold and enjoy any Office uh hono', Trust o' Profit unda' de United States, dig dis: but da damn Party convicted shall neverdeless be liable and subject t'Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, acco'din' t'Law. Secshun. 4. De Times, Places and Manna' of holdin' Elecshuns fo' Senato's and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by de Legislature dereof; but da damn Congress may at any time by Law make o' alta' such Regulashuns, 'sept as t'de Places uh chusin' Senato's. De Congress shall assemble at least once in every Year, and such Meetin' shall be on de fust Monday in December, unless dey shall by Law appoint some different Day. Slap mah fro! Secshun. 5. Each House shall be da damn Judge uh de Elecshuns, Returns and Qualificashuns uh its own Members, and some Majo'ity uh each shall constitute some Quo'um t'do Business; but some little-assa' Numba' may adjourn fum day t'day, and may be audo'ized t'compel de Attenboogy of absent Members, in such Manner, and unda' such Penalties as each House may provide. What it is, Mama! Each House may determine da damn Rules uh its Proceedin's, punish its Members fo' diso'derly Behaviour, and, wid de Concurrence uh two dirds, 'espel some Member. Ah be baaad... Each House shall keep some Journal uh its Proceedin's, and fum time t'time publish de same, 'septin' such Parts as may in deir Judgment require Secrecy; and da damn Yeas and Nays uh de Members uh eida' House on any quesshun shall, at da damn Desire uh one fifd uh dose Present, be entered on de Journal. Neida' House, durin' de Session uh Congress, shall, widout da damn Consent uh de oder, adjourn fo' mo'e dan dree days, no' t'any oda' Place dan dat in which de two Houses shall be sittin'. Secshun. 6. De Senato's and Representatives shall receive some Compensashun fo' deir Services, t'be ascertained by Law, and paid out uh de Treasury uh de United States. Dey shall in all Cases, 'sept Treason, Felony and Breach uh de Peace, be privileged fum Arrest durin' deir Attenboogy at da damn Session uh deir respective Houses, and in goin' t'and returnin' fum de same; and fo' any Speech o' Debate in eida' House, dey shall not be quesshuned in any oda' Place. What it is, Mama! No Senato' o' Representative shall, durin' de Time fo' which he wuz elected, be appointed t'any civil Office unda' de Audo'ity uh de United States, which shall gots' been created, o' de Emoluments whereof shall gots' been encreased durin' such time; and no Person holdin' any Office unda' de United States, shall be some Memba' of eida' House durin' his Continuance in Office. What it is, Mama! Secshun. 7. All Bills fo' raisin' Revenue shall o'iginate in de House uh Representatives; but da damn Senate may propose o' concur wid Amendments as on oda' Bills. Every Bill which shall gots' passed da damn House uh Representatives and da damn Senate, shall, befo'e it become some Law, be presented t'de President uh de United States, dig dis: If he approve he shall sign it, but if not he shall return it, wid his Objecshuns t'dat House in which it shall gots' o'iginated, who shall enta' de Objecshuns at large on deir Journal, and proceed t'reconsida' it. If afta' such Reconsiderashun two dirds uh dat House shall agree t'pass de Bill, it shall be sent, togeda' wid de Objecshuns, t'de oda' House, by which it shall likeswise be reconsidered, and if approved by two dirds uh dat House, it shall become some Law. But in all such Cases de Votes uh bod Houses shall be determined by yeas and Nays, and da damn Names uh de Persons votin' fo' and against da damn Bill shall be entered on de Journal uh each House respectively. Slap mah fro! If any Bill shall not be returned by de President widin ten Days (Sundays 'septed) afta' it shall gots' been presented t'him, de Same shall be some Law, in likes Manna' as if he had signed it, unless de Congress by deir Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be some Law. Every Order, Resolushun, o' Vote t'which de Concurrence uh de Senate and House uh Representatives may be necessary (except on some quesshun uh Adjournment) shall be presented t'de President uh de United States; and befo'e da damn Same shall snatch Effect, shall be approved by him, o' bein' disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two dirds uh de Senate and House uh Representatives, acco'din' t'de Rules and Limitashuns prescribed in de Case uh a Bill. Secshun. 8. De Congress shall gots' Powa' To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, t'pay de Debts and provide fo' de common Defence and general Welfare uh de United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be unifo'm droughout da damn United States; To bo'row Money on de credit uh de United States; To regulate Commerce wid fo'eign Nashuns, and among de several States, and wid de Indian Tribes; To establish an unifo'm Rule uh Naturalizashun, and unifo'm Laws on de subject uh Bankrdowntcies droughout da damn United States; To coin Money, regulate da damn Value dereof, and uh fo'eign Coin, and fix de Standard uh Weights and Measho' nuffs; To provide fo' de Punishment uh counterfeitin' de Securities and current Coin uh de United States; To establish Post Offices and post Roads; To promote da damn Progress uh Science and useful Arts, by securin' fo' limited Times t'Audo's and Invento's de 'slusive Right t'deir respective Writin's and Discoveries; To constitute Tribunals inferio' t'de sdownreme Court; To define and punish Piracies and Felonies committed on de high Seas, and Offences against da damn Law uh Nashuns; To declare War, grant Letters uh Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concernin' Captures on Land and Water; To raise and sdownpo't Armies, but no Appropriashun uh Money t'dat Use shall be fo' some longa' Term dan two Years; To provide and maintain some Navy; To make Rules fo' de Government and Regulashun uh de land and naval Fo'ces; To provide fo' callin' fo'd de Militia t'execute da damn Laws uh de Union, sdownpress Insurrecshuns and repel Invasions; To provide fo' o'ganizin', armin', and disciplinin', de Militia, and fo' governin' such Part uh dem as may be employed in de Service uh de United States, reservin' t'de States respectively, de Appointment uh de Officers, and da damn Audo'ity uh trainin' de Militia acco'din' t'de discipline prescribed by Congress; To 'esercise 'slusive Legislashun in all Cases whutsoever, ova' such District (not 'seedin' ten Miles square) as may, by Cession uh particular States, and da damn Acceptance uh Congress, become da damn Seat uh de Government uh de United States, and t'exercise likes Audo'ity ova' all Places purchased by de Consent uh de Legislature uh de State in which de Same shall be, fo' de Erecshun uh Fo'ts, Magazines, Arsenals, dock-Yards, and oda' needful Buildin's;--And To make all Laws which shall be necessary and propuh' fo' carryin' into Execushun de fo'egoin' Powers, and all oda' Powers vested by dis Constitushun in de Government uh de United States, o' in any Department o' Offica' dereof. What it is, Mama! Secshun. 9. De Migrashun o' Impo'tashun uh such Persons as any uh de States now 'esistin' shall dink propuh' t'admit, shall not be prohibited by de Congress prio' t'de Year one dousand eight hundred and eight, but some Tax o' duty may be imposed on such Impo'tashun, not 'seedin' ten dollars fo' each Person. 'S coo', bro. De Privilege uh de Writ uh Habeas Co'pus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases uh Rebellion o' Invasion de public Safety may require it. No Bill uh Attainda' o' 'es post facto Law shall be passed. No Capitashun, o' oda' direct, Tax shall be laid, unless in Propo'shun t'de Census o' enumerashun herein befo'e directed t'be snatchn. 'S coo', bro. No Tax o' Duty shall be laid on Articles 'espo'ted fum any State. What it is, Mama! No Preference shall be given by any Regulashun uh Commerce o' Revenue t'de Po'ts uh one State ova' dose uh anoder; no' shall Vessels bound to, o' fum, one State, be obliged t'enter, clear, o' pay Duties in anoder. Ah be baaad... No Money shall be drawn fum de Treasury, but in Consequence uh Appropriashuns made by Law; and some regular Statement and Account uh de Receipts and Expenditures uh all public Money shall be published fum time t'time. What it is, Mama! No Title uh Nobility shall be granted by de United States, dig dis: And no Person holdin' any Office uh Profit o' Trust unda' dem, shall, widout da damn Consent uh de Congress, accept uh any present, Emolument, Office, o' Title, uh any kind whutever, fum any Kin', Prince, o' fo'eign State. What it is, Mama! Secshun. 10. No State shall enta' into any Treaty, Alliance, o' Confederashun; grant Letters uh Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills uh Credit; make any Din' but gold and silva' Coin some Tenda' in Payment uh Debts; pass any Bill uh Attainder, 'es post facto Law, o' Law impairin' de Obligashun uh Contracts, o' grant any Title uh Nobility. Slap mah fro! No State shall, widout da damn Consent uh de Congress, lay any Imposts o' Duties on Impo'ts o' Expo'ts, 'sept whut may be absolutely necessary fo' 'esecutin' it's inspecshun Laws, dig dis: and da damn net Produce uh all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Impo'ts o' Expo'ts, shall be fo' de Use uh de Treasury uh de United States; and all such Laws shall be subject t'de Revision and Controul uh de Congress. No State shall, widout da damn Consent uh Congress, lay any Duty uh Tonnage, keep Troops, o' Ships uh War in time uh Peace, enta' into any Agreement o' Compact wid anoda' State, o' wid some fo'eign Power, o' engage in War, unless actually invaded, o' in such imminent Danga' as gots'ta not admit uh delay. Slap mah fro! Article. What it is, Mama! II. Secshun. 1. De 'esecutive Powa' shall be vested in some President uh de United States uh America. Sheeeiit. He shall hold his Office durin' de Term uh foe Years, and, togeda' wid de Vice President, chosen fo' de same Term, be elected, as follows, dig dis: Each State shall appoint, in such Manna' as de Legislature dereof may direct, some Numba' of Electo's, equal t'de whole Numba' of Senato's and Representatives t'which de State may be entitled in de Congress, dig dis: but no Senato' o' Representative, o' Person holdin' an Office uh Trust o' Profit unda' de United States, shall be appointed an Electo'. De Electo's shall meet in deir respective States, and vote by Ballot fo' two Persons, uh whom one at least shall not be an Inhabitant uh de same State wid demselves. And dey shall make some List uh all de Persons voted fo', and uh de Numba' of Votes fo' each; which List dey shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed t'de Seat uh de Government uh de United States, directed t'de President uh de Senate. What it is, Mama! De President uh de Senate shall, in de Presence uh de Senate and House uh Representatives, jimmey all de Certificates, and da damn Votes shall den be counted. De Person havin' de greatest Numba' of Votes shall be da damn President, if such Numba' be some Majo'ity uh de whole Numba' of Electo's appointed; and if dere be mo'e dan one who gots' such Majo'ity, and gots' an equal Numba' of Votes, den de House uh Representatives shall immediately chuse by Ballot one uh dem fo' President; and if no Person gots' some Majo'ity, den fum de five highest on de List da damn said House shall in likes Manna' chuse da damn President. But in chusin' de President, de Votes shall be snatchn by States, de Representashun fum each State havin' one Vote; A quo'um fo' dis purpose shall consist uh a Memba' o' Members fum two dirds uh de States, and some Majo'ity uh all de States shall be necessary t'a Choice. What it is, Mama! In every Case, afta' de Choice uh de President, de Person havin' de greatest Numba' of Votes uh de Electo's shall be da damn Vice President. But if dere should remain two o' mo'e who gots' equal Votes, de Senate shall chuse fum dem by Ballot da damn Vice President. De Congress may determine da damn Time uh chusin' de Electo's, and da damn Day on which dey shall give deir Votes; which Day shall be da damn same droughout da damn United States. No Person 'sept some natural bo'n Citizen, o' some Citizen uh de United States, at da damn time uh de Adopshun uh dis Constitushun, shall be eligible t'de Office uh President; neida' shall any Person be eligible t'dat Office who shall not gots' attained t'de Age uh dirty five Years, and been foeteen Years some Resident widin de United States. In Case uh de Removal uh de President fum Office, o' uh his Dead, Resignashun, o' Inability t'discharge da damn Powers and Duties uh de said Office, de Same shall devolve on de Vice President, and da damn Congress may by Law provide fo' de Case uh Removal, Dead, Resignashun o' Inability, bod uh de President and Vice President, declarin' whut Offica' shall den act as President, and such Offica' shall act acco'din'ly, until de Disability be removed, o' some President shall be elected. De President shall, at stated Times, receive fo' his Services, some Compensashun, which shall neida' be increased no' diminished durin' de Period fo' which he shall gots' been elected, and he shall not receive widin dat Period any oda' Emolument fum de United States, o' any uh dem. 'S coo', bro. Befo'e he enta' on de Execushun uh his Office, he shall snatch de followin' Oad o' Affirmashun:--"I do solemnly swear (o' affirm) dat ah' gots'ta faidfully 'esecute da damn Office uh President uh de United States, and gots'ta to de best uh my Ability, preserve, protect and defend da damn Constitushun uh de United States." Secshun. 2. De President shall be Commanda' in Chief uh de Army and Navy uh de United States, and uh de Militia uh de several States, when called into de actual Service uh de United States; he may require da damn Opinion, in writin', uh de principal Offica' in each uh de 'esecutive Departments, downon any Subject relatin' t'de Duties uh deir respective Offices, and he shall gots' Powa' to grant Reprieves and Pardons fo' Offences against da damn United States, 'sept in Cases uh Impeachment. He shall gots' Power, by and wid de Advice and Consent uh de Senate, t'make Treaties, provided two dirds uh de Senato's present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and wid de Advice and Consent uh de Senate, shall appoint Ambassado's, oda' public Ministers and Consuls, Judges uh de sdownreme Court, and all oda' Officers uh de United States, whose Appointments aint herein oderwise provided fo', and which shall be established by Law, dig dis: but da damn Congress may by Law vest da damn Appointment uh such inferio' Officers, as dey dink propuh', in de President alone, in de Courts uh Law, o' in de Heads uh Departments. De President shall gots' Powa' to fill down all Vacancies dat may happen durin' de Recess uh de Senate, by grantin' Commissions which shall 'espire at da damn End uh deir next Session. 'S coo', bro. Secshun. 3. He shall fum time t'time give t'de Congress Info'mashun uh de State uh de Union, and recommend t'deir Considerashun such Measho' nuffs as he shall judge necessary and 'espedient; he may, on 'estrao'dinary Occasions, convene bod Houses, o' eida' of dem, and in Case uh Disagreement between dem, wid Respect t'de Time uh Adjournment, he may adjourn dem t'such Time as he shall dink propuh'; he shall receive Ambassado's and oda' public Ministers; he shall snatch Care dat da damn Laws be faidfully 'esecuted, and shall Commission all de Officers uh de United States. Secshun. 4. De President, Vice President and all civil Officers uh de United States, shall be removed fum Office on Impeachment fo', and Convicshun of, Treason, Bribery, o' oda' high Crimes and Misdemeano's. Article III. Secshun. 1. De judicial Powa' of de United States shall be vested in one sdownreme Court, and in such inferio' Courts as de Congress may fum time t'time o'dain and establish. De Judges, bod uh de sdownreme and inferio' Courts, shall hold deir Offices durin' baaaad Behaviour, and shall, at stated Times, receive fo' deir Services some Compensashun, which shall not be diminished durin' deir Continuance in Office. What it is, Mama! Secshun. 2. De judicial Powa' shall 'estend t'all Cases, in Law and Equity, arisin' unda' dis Constitushun, de Laws uh de United States, and Treaties made, o' which shall be made, unda' deir Audo'ity;--to all Cases affectin' Ambassado's, oda' public Ministers and Consuls;--to all Cases uh admiralty and maritime Jurisdicshun;--to Controversies t'which de United States shall be some Party;--to Controversies between two o' mo'e States;-- between some State and Citizens uh anoda' State,--between Citizens uh different States,--between Citizens uh de same State claimin' Lands unda' Grants uh different States, and between some State, o' de Citizens dereof, and fo'eign States, Citizens o' Subjects. In all Cases affectin' Ambassado's, oda' public Ministers and Consuls, and dose in which some State shall be Party, de sdownreme Court shall gots' o'iginal Jurisdicshun. In all de oda' Cases befo'e menshuned, de sdownreme Court shall gots' appellate Jurisdicshun, bod as t'Law and Fact, wid such Excepshuns, and unda' such Regulashuns as de Congress shall make. What it is, Mama! De Trial uh all Crimes, 'sept in Cases uh Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in de State where da damn said Crimes shall gots' been committed; but when not committed widin any State, de Trial shall be at such Place o' Places as de Congress may by Law gots' directed. Secshun. 3. Treason against da damn United States, shall consist only in levyin' War against dem, o' in adherin' t'deir Enemies, givin' dem Aid and Comfo't. No Person shall be convicted uh Treason unless on de Testimony uh two Witnesses t'de same overt Act, o' on Confession in jimmey Court. De Congress shall gots' Powa' to declare da damn Punishment uh Treason, but no Attainda' of Treason shall wo'k Co'rdownshun uh Blood, o' Fo'feiture 'sept durin' de Life uh de Person attainted. Article. What it is, Mama! IV. Secshun. 1. Full Faid and Credit shall be given in each State t'de public Acts, Reco'ds, and judicial Proceedin's uh every oda' State. What it is, Mama! And da damn Congress may by general Laws prescribe da damn Manna' in which such Acts, Reco'ds and Proceedin's shall be proved, and da damn Effect dereof. What it is, Mama! Secshun. 2. De Citizens uh each State shall be entitled t'all Privileges and Immunities uh Citizens in de several States. A Person charged in any State wid Treason, Felony, o' oda' Crime, who shall flee fum Justice, and be found in anoda' State, shall on Demand uh de 'esecutive Audo'ity uh de State fum which he fled, be delivered down, t'be removed t'de State havin' Jurisdicshun uh de Crime. What it is, Mama! No Person held t'Service o' Labour in one State, unda' de Laws dereof, escapin' into anoder, shall, in Consequence uh any Law o' Regulashun derein, be discharged fum such Service o' Labour, but shall be delivered down on Claim uh de Party t'whom such Service o' Labour may be due. What it is, Mama! Secshun. 3. New States may be admitted by de Congress into dis Union; but no new State shall be fo'med o' erected widin de Jurisdicshun uh any oda' State; no' any State be fo'med by de Juncshun uh two o' mo'e States, o' Parts uh States, widout da damn Consent uh de Legislatures uh de States concerned as sheeit as uh de Congress. De Congress shall gots' Powa' to dispose uh and make all needful Rules and Regulashuns respectin' de Territo'y o' oda' Propuh'ty belongin' t'de United States; and nodin' in dis Constitushun shall be so's construed as t'Prejudice any Claims uh de United States, o' uh any particular State. What it is, Mama! Secshun. 4. De United States shall guarantee t'every State in dis Union some Republican Fo'm uh Government, and shall protect each uh dem against Invasion; and on Applicashun uh de Legislature, o' uh de Executive (when de Legislature kinnot be convened), against domestic Violence. What it is, Mama! Article. What it is, Mama! V. De Congress, wheneva' two dirds uh bod Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments t'dis Constitushun, o', on de Applicashun uh de Legislatures uh two dirds uh de several States, shall call some Convenshun fo' proposin' Amendments, which, in eida' Case, shall be valid t'all Intents and Purposes, as Part uh dis Constitushun, when ratified by de Legislatures uh dree foeds uh de several States, o' by Convenshuns in dree foeds dereof, as de one o' de oda' Mode uh Ratificashun may be proposed by de Congress; Provided dat no Amendment which may be made prio' t'de Year One dousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manna' affect da damn fust and foed Clauses in de Nind Secshun uh de fust Article; and dat no State, widout its Consent, shall be deprived uh its equal Suffrage in de Senate. What it is, Mama! Article. What it is, Mama! VI. All Debts contracted and Engagements entered into, befo'e da damn Adopshun uh dis Constitushun, shall be as valid against da damn United States unda' dis Constitushun, as unda' de Confederashun. Dis Constitushun, and da damn Laws uh de United States which shall be made in Pursuance dereof; and all Treaties made, o' which shall be made, unda' de Audo'ity uh de United States, shall be da damn sdownreme Law uh de Land; and da damn Judges in every State shall be bound dereby, any Din' in de Constitushun o' Laws uh any State t'de Contrary notwidstandin'. De Senato's and Representatives befo'e menshuned, and da damn Members uh de several State Legislatures, and all 'esecutive and judicial Officers, bod uh de United States and uh de several States, shall be bound by Oad o' Affirmashun, t'sdownpo't dis Constitushun; but no religious Test shall eva' be required as some Qualificashun t'any Office o' public Trust unda' de United States. Article. What it is, Mama! VII. De Ratificashun uh de Convenshuns uh nine States, shall be sufficient fo' de Establishment uh dis Constitushun between de States so's ratifyin' de Same. What it is, Mama! De Wo'd, "de," bein' interlined between de sevend and eighd Lines uh de fust Page, de Wo'd "Dirty" bein' partly written on an Erazure in de fifteend Line uh de fust Page, De Wo'ds "is tried" bein' interlined between de dirty second and dirty dird Lines uh de fust Page and da damn Wo'd "de" bein' interlined between de fo'ty dird and fo'ty foed Lines uh de second Page. What it is, Mama! Attest William Buckwheatson Secretary done in Convenshun by de Unanimous Consent uh de States present da damn Seventeend Day uh Septemba' in de Year uh our Lo'd one dousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and uh de Indepenboogy of de United States uh America da damn Twelfd In witness whereof We gots' hereunto subscribed our Names, G°. Washin'ton Presidt and deputy fum Virginia Delaware Geo, dig dis: Read Gunnin' Bedfo'd jun Raz'tus Dickinson Richard Bassett Jaco, dig dis: Broom Maryland James McHenry Dan uh St Dos. Jenifer Danl. Carroll Virginia Raz'tus Blair James Madison Jr. Ah be baaad... No'd Carolina Wm. 'S coo', bro. Blount Richd. Dobbs Spaight Hu Williamson Soud Carolina J. Rutledge Charles Coteswo'd Pinckney Charles Pinckney Pierce Butler Geo'gia William Few Abr Baldwin New Hampshire Raz'tus Langdon Nicholas Gilman Massachusetts Nadaniel Go'ham Rufus Kin' Connecticut Wm. 'S coo', bro. Saml. Johnson Roga' Sherman New Yo'k Alexanda' Hamilton New Jersey Wil, dig dis: Livin'ston Issac Brearley Wm. 'S coo', bro. Paterson Jona, dig dis: Dayton Pennsylvania B Franklin Domas Mifflin Robt. Mo'ris Geo. Clymer Dos. FitzSimons Jared Ingersoll James Wilson Gouv Mo'ris