A 'Straight Pride' Parade Is Happening and People Are ROASTING It

Yep, you read that right. Straight people, who are notoriously discriminated against for loving John Mayer, centuries of colonialism, and wearing cargo shorts, want a Pride parade of their own!

Some heterosexuals in Boston wanted their own "patriotic parade" so badly that they apparently filed a discrimination complaint against the City of Boston. It's now tentatively happening at the end of August.

“Straight Pride” parade planned in Boston. With floats. pic.twitter.com/JcTsGRjNPn — carolynryan (@carolynryan) June 4, 2019

Needless to say, Twitter is absolutely eviscerating "Straight Pride" the best way it knows how...with memes.

A more accurate name for the Straight Pride Parade would be Incelebration. — Adam Best (@adamcbest) June 4, 2019

Isn’t a straight pride parade just the drive thru line at Chick-Fil-A? — Christine Thompson (@Druncan_Hines) June 4, 2019

i can't wait for the straight pride parade pic.twitter.com/EPhNxt51jj — steven j. horowitz (@speriod) June 4, 2019

Heteros: we’re planning a Straight Pride Parade.

Me: pic.twitter.com/UKJB4p2Kig — Rachel Sweetland (@lilsnooks010) June 4, 2019

boston straight pride parade u have to come in costume as your favorite mark wahlberg character everyone walks around ordering a cranberry juice at a bar and saying how do u like them apples ........ madness — hunter harris (@hunteryharris) June 4, 2019

can the gays show up to the straight pride parade with posters, yelling at them that theyre all going to hell? pride is a sin after all — J O E R O Y (@TheJoeRoy) June 4, 2019

Found this in a fb thread where some guy is talking about organizing a straight pride parade. Hilarious and accurate! pic.twitter.com/V8INRY5GiN — Jessie Bee (@seejessiedraw) June 4, 2019

Once straight people are brutally beaten, denied fundamental human rights, denied health care, killed, and kicked out of their homes just for being straight, then there can be a straight pride parade. Until then, sit the fuck down and stay quiet. pic.twitter.com/GUnnQBbHcd — Ellie Bowman (@EllieBowman58) June 4, 2019

Straight Pride Parade????? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! — Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) June 4, 2019

You can’t have a Straight Pride Parade. Parades are inherently gay. Embrace it. — Ronald Funches (@RonFunches) June 4, 2019

But one Tweeter had a warning on the group organizing "Straight Pride."