Here are some of the "LOVELY" excerpts from Toby's DISGUSTING novel, Chad Flenderman.

Pamm, with her long, flowing red hair, and her adorable freckles, beckoned me to my desk in my stuffy office. The temperature was just right for love-making.

“I’m sick of answering phones for you all day long, Mister Flenderman,” Pamm told me, in her sultry voice. “I just need a break…” She hung up the phone, and slowly uncrossed her legs, the picture of my ex-wife and my daughter crashing to the floor. “Can you give me…a break?” She pouted and pulled me forward by my tie, my hat becoming askew.

“I could try…” I leaned in and kissed her. She was the only one who could make me happy anymore.



I’m going to skip over this part, because it’s graphic and disgusting.



“I’m just so bored with Tim at home, Mister Flenderman…” The smoke from her cigarette surrounds us, her warm hand on my bare chest. We’re both sweaty and panting, and her succulent breasts are pressed up against my side. With one arm around her shoulders, and the other behind my head, I plant a kiss on the top of her head.

“I hope I’m not boring,” I smile against her hair.

"I’d never find you boring, Chad,“ Pamm leans up to press a kiss to my lips, her cheeks flushing with red, and her hand traveling down my stomach. She wants another round.



This is from another chapter.





"Chad, do you have those papers in, yet!?” My boss comes stumbling into the room, the permanent glare on his face directed at me again. He was such a hateful, lonely man. He was mean to everyone he worked with because he knew he would die alone.

"No, Mister Scarn, I’ll have them first thing tomorrow,“ I shake my head, not even bothering to look up at him. Matthew Scarn was a huge joke, and everyone knew it. He’d be fired soon enough. He pinches Pamm’s bum on the way out and it’s all I can do not to get up and punch him right there. Pamm’s my girl. Not Tim’s, not Matthew’s, mine.





In case nobody guessed it!

Pamm = Pam

Tim = Jim

Matthew = ME

I HATE YOU, TOBY! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FRIENDS LIKE THIS!