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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is David Goodman, writer for Family Guy, Futurama and others! He’s a funny writer, let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@DavidAGoodman

July 20th: “Great thing about a term like “binge watch” is it makes you sound like you did something.”

Or it makes you sound like you have a serious television problem.

August 29th: “Pretty sure Trump wouldn’t be caught dead with the type of person who’d actually vote for him.”

Pretty much, yeah.

August 31st: “I’m giving up trying to figure this out: What the hell is a “bae”?”

It’s the Twitter version of “babe”.

August 31st: “A lot of people who never heard of Mt. McKinley are upset Obama changed the name of Mt. McKinley.”

Obama changed it? By why would his Muslim overlords order him to do that?

September 2nd: “If you like assholes in cycling outfits sitting around having coffee and talking too loud, then LA is your town.”

Plus they all have screenplays. Don’t forget that.

September 18th: “Every night, I rush home to be with my couch.”

Aw, that’s nice. But Simpsons did it.

October 1st: “”I-ah told that-a bitch to keep it-a secret!” – Pope”

You made the Pope sound like Mario.

October 4th: “Like most Americans, I’m concerned about Syria and have no idea what’s going on there.”

Syria… Which planet is that?

October 7th: “Ben Carson reminds me of the kid in my 5th grade class who said he was good at Kung fu so, if confronted, he could beat up Godzilla.”

He would be a scary doctor to visit.

October 9th: “”Holocaust is coming, lets get some guns!” “We can’t because gun control!” “Hitler, always one step ahead!” Ben Carson’s History of the Jews”

I wonder if he planned on being the next Rudy Giuliani.

January 17th: (Pinned tweet) “”My friend is totally crushing it!” – someone who wants some credit for what the friend is doing, even though they deserve none.”

Ooo, pinned tweet. That’s a pretty funny one. Could totally see that on Family Guy.

Okay, let’s rate David’s tweets. Plenty of material. Plus he’s plugging a book, The Autobiography of James T. Kirk. A Trekkie must. I give him a 7 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8, follow David.

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