This is the way

Just received my blanket here in Afghanistan and now i feel more confident in my sleep. Mortar or artillery attacks shall be swept away in thought. No longer will I have need of A/C on for heat as I wrap up in the warming sensation of freedom that beholds me. Gods shall weep in pity as they do not behold such glorious soft, fake Siberian white tiger fur, with its epic shine as the print of a DD-214 form is shown like the door made of light in front of Neo in the Matrix. All military will bask in the idea of freedom knowing that some day....thou shall have earned one of thee.