EDITOR’S NOTE: A submission from one of our bright and talented young interns. Truly there is hope for the future.

I don’t like racism. It should be banned. I don’t like misogyny. It should be banned. I don’t like ageism. It should be banned. I don’t like ableism. It should be banned. I don’t like hate speech. It should be banned. I don’t like free speech. It should be banned. I don’t like bigots. They should be banned. I don’t like fascists. They should be banned. I don’t like Nazis. They should be banned. I don’t like Republicans. They should be banned. I don’t like transphobia. It should be banned. I don’t like misgendering. That should be banned. I don’t like mispronouning. It should be banned. I don’t like microaggressions. They should be banned. I don’t like MAGA hats. They should be banned. I don’t like Trump supporters. They should be banned. I don’t like Russia. It should be banned. I don’t like Orange Man. He should be banned. I don’t like Brett Kavanaugh. He should be banned. I don’t like Mike Pence. He should be banned. I don’t like Ted Cruz. He should be banned. I don’t like Lindsey Graham. He should be banned. I don’t like memes. They should be banned. I don’t like YouTube. It should be banned. I don’t like toxic masculinity. It should be banned. I don’t like rape culture. It should be banned. I don’t like video games. They should be banned. I don’t like gamers. They should be banned. I don’t like comic books. They should be banned. I don’t like anime. It should be banned. I don’t like incels. They should be banned. I don’t like cis males. They should be banned. I don’t like college tuition. It should be banned. I don’t like private insurance. It should be banned. I don’t like capitalism. It should be banned. I don’t like corporations. They should be banned. I don’t like small businesses. They should be banned. I don’t like money. It should be banned. I don’t like commerce. It should be banned. I don’t like private property. It should be banned. I don’t like personal hygiene. It should be banned. I don’t like TERFs. They should be banned. I don’t like Christians. They should be banned. I don’t like Proud Boys. They should be banned. I don’t like black conservatives. They should be banned. I don’t like guns. They should be banned. I don’t like cops. They should be banned. I don’t like the military. It should be banned. I don’t like veterans. They should be banned. I don’t like borders. They should be banned. I don’t like walls. They should be banned. I don’t like the Department of Homeland Security. It should be banned. I don’t like homeland security. It should be banned. I don’t like clapping. It should be banned. I don’t like capital letters. They should be banned. I don’t like unsafe spaces. Those should be banned. I don’t like running out of crayons. That should be banned. I don’t like the color orange. It should be banned. I don’t like the color white. It should be banned. I don’t like white people. They should be banned. I don’t like climate change. It should be banned. I don’t like carbon. It should be banned. I don’t like airplanes. They should be banned. I don’t like cows. They should be banned. I don’t like frogs. They should be banned. I don’t like plastic straws. They should be banned. I don’t like nuclear power. It should be banned. I don’t like solutions. They should be banned. I don’t like Four Chan. He should be banned. I don’t like Gab. It should be banned. I don’t like bad actors. They should be banned. I don’t like unapproved journalists. They should be banned. I don’t like Tim Pool. He should be banned. I don’t like Andy Ngo. He should be banned. I don’t like Sargon. He should be banned. I don’t like The Handsome Selfie Man Who Must Not Be Named. Glad he was banned. I don’t like fitness. It should be banned. I don’t like thin womxyxn. They should be banned. I don’t like beauty. It should be banned. I don’t like conservatives. They should be banned. I don’t like libertarians. They should be banned. I don’t like classical liberals. They should be banned. I don’t like social liberals. They should be banned. I don’t like moderates. They should be banned. I don’t like hatethink. It should be banned. I don’t like comedy. It should be banned. I don’t like laughter. It should be banned. I don’t like Lou Perez. He should be banned. I don’t like Blaire White. She should be banned. I don’t like Ben Shapiro. He should be banned. I don’t like heterosexual marriage. It should be banned. I don’t like Chick-Fil-A. It should be banned. I don’t like gluten. It should be banned. I don’t like dairy products. They should be banned. I don’t like knives. They should be banned. I don’t like narwhal tusks. They should be banned. I don’t like merit-based hiring. It should be banned. I don’t like merit-based promotions. They should be banned. I don’t like working. That should be banned. I don’t like billionaires (unless they’re George Soros). I don’t like millionaires (unless they’re Bernie Sanders). I don’t like biology. It should be banned. I don’t like critical thinking. It should be banned. I don’t like Jordan Peterson. He should be banned. I don’t like Gad Saad. He should be banned. I don’t like nationalism. It should be banned. I don’t like patriotism. It should be banned. I don’t like British sovereignty. It should be banned. I don’t like Brexit. It should be banned. I don’t like freedom of expression. It should be banned. I don’t like freedom of association. It should be banned. I don’t like due process. It should be banned. I don’t like the Second Amendment. It should be banned. I don’t like the Electoral College. It should be banned. I don’t like the United States Constitution. It should be banned. I don’t like civility. It should be banned. I don’t like objectivity. It should be banned. I don’t like justice. It should be banned. I don’t like Western Civilization. It should be banned.