Welcome to the Narwhal Legacy! Last time Purple adopted four kids on a random impulse and we met Sparkle, Spike, Cinders and Éponine! He taught them all their skills and they grew up super well. They aged up and it ended in a horribly done cliff hanger!

Now let’s start with the oldest!

Hi Sparkle!

Our beautiful blue eyed and black haired darling is Brave, Excitable and Athletic!

Her favorites (If anyone is interested in those, lol) are Spaghetti, Latin Music and the color Red!

Next up, Spike!

This still boring baby is Easily Impressed, Heavy Sleeper and Lucky!

His favorites are Dim Sum, Indie music and Purple!

Cinders!

Our chubby bunny Cinders is Excitable, Genius and Neat!

Her favorites are Cobbler, Roots and Turquoise.

And last but not least, Éponine!

Dear god she’s gorgeous

Okay, Éponine is Clumsy, Friendly and Ambitious!

Her favorite are Pancakes, Chinese music and Yellow!

Now let’s get back to life in the purple household! What are the kids going to do now that they’re grown up?

Éponine : Wow, this cake is delicious!

Cinders : I like cake a lot.

We can see that.

Great because that’s what you’ll be eating all week, you have four cakes to finish!

Spike : Hey sis, you grew up well!

Sparkle : Who the heck are you?

Okay let’s forget about the forgotten boring brother and see what the two new best friends are doing!

Éponine : Wow, this is so hard!

Cinders : I beat you again! Easy shit.

Éponine : Wow, bravo, my sister. I am proud of you!

Cinders : It’s no fun when they’re that nice. Oh well. Another game!

Sparkle : And I hereby proclaim this hour bedtime!

wat r u doin Cinders

Cinders, stahp

First night in the new bunk beds!

Adorable!

Purple, where the heck were you during that time?

Purple : Sleeping. I was exhausted from raising 4 toddlers. Can you blame me?

Nope, definitively can’t.

Purple : I’ll be the best dad ever and make the kids pancakes for breakfast!

Sparkle and Cinders : ….oops

Éponine : I am princess Lavish Lavender!

Spike : Hey ladies. Am I still boring?

yes you are

Wait. So many costumes… does this mean….

SPOOKY DAY!

Spike : Hello beautiful lady.

Spike, I’m not sure that’s a lady.

And after that house, for some reason, they all went home.

Except for Spike.

Spike : I’m going to arrive to the next house before all of them and get all the candy! mwahaha!

Poor Spike.

Éponine : You know, Princess Proper Periwinkle, I find your dress stunning.

Cinders : Flattery won’t work, you’re still getting your ass kicked.

Éponine : …

Spike : OUCH! WHAT WAS THAT!

Sparkle : You will never be heir to the throne of the Narwhal legacy! For it is I, King Strawberry!

Purple : Okay, kiddos, off to sleep! First day of school tomorrow.

Spike : I don’t want to go.

Sparkle : For once, I agree with you.

Purple’s hot bff girl : Hey man, you weren’t at work for a few days, what’s up?

Purple : Well a lot happened. Let’s just say I adopted four toddlers.

PHBG : What?! Damn babe, you’re crazy!

PHBG : But that’s alright, I love you that way.

Purple why are you gay damnit

Sparkle : I can see your answers from here.

Éponine : …Do you need help with your homework? I could give you some.

Sparkle : You’re too nice. This is no fun.

Éponine : 😦

Sparkle : Okay Épo. Listen up here, I have an awesome plan for tomorrow but you have to keep it a secret from dad.

Éponine : ..? I’m not sure I will like this.

…..the next morning….

Sparkle : Hi dad. You smell bad this morning. You should go take a veeeeery long shower.

Purple : 😦 So much gratitude for all that diaper changing.

Sparkle : Ok hi big tits, thanks for coming. Dad is in the shower so let’s set up the cak–

PHBG : Sorry kiddo, I have work. I only passed by to bring you pancakes.

PHBG : TAXI!

Really, EA?

This little girl works hard to prepare a birthday party by herself and you go and do this.

Creepy Guy (Girl?) : It’s ok guys, EA sent me as backup!

What the hell, neighbour! You weren’t even invited!

Sparkle : I have to run before he sees me!

Deer : Where’s the party that cat told me about?

Purple : This is for me? You guys are the best kids ever.

Sparkle : Now blow those candles so we can have more cake! We finished the last fours.

Purple : Alright, here I go!

Éponine : Wait, guys! So sorry, I woke up late! Happy birthday dad!

Sparkle : Too late, the cake is ours!

Cinders : Oh hell no, that cake is mine.

Spike : SO EXCITED!

Oh Spike, I hadn’t seen you there. How long have you been standing in the corner?

Purple : ohmygod those sparkles are too fab for me

Sparkle : So dad, how do you feel?!

Purple : Horrible.

Purple Narwhal is having a midlife crisis!

Oopsie. That’s all for today! Meet us next week to see if Purple is going to get over his midlife crisis, if Éponine will ever get a friend, if Cinders will finally stop eating cake, if Sparkle will concoct more awesome plans (Spoilers : She will) and if Spike will ever get interesting!

Bye now!