Magnus being a nerdy fucking bookworm and a psyker, not ever being able to stand up to the brothers who bullied him over it.





Fulgrim being a sissy fucking brown noser, who would rather indulge himself in his secret quest to attain more fabulous hair than me. To this day, he has not succeeded.





Perturabo was always so volatile and childish, constantly bitching and moaning when he didn't get as he wanted.





Mortarion constantly smelled like shit from day one.





Lorgar was a brainwashed choir boy with a massive victim complex.





Konrad couldn't stand a little fucking sunlight, and kept feeling persecuted by his fantasies about a dark and depressing future.





Angron was constantly mad. Like, extremely, earth-shatteringly, unreasonably fuck-ass mad. Probably because he had those fucking nails in his brain.





Alpharius Omegon had huge anonymity issues.





And fucking Horus started off nice and friendly, but then he decided to stop trusting me when I left for Terra, and became an edgy rebel instead, leading all traitor legions to Terra, and then putting me on this fucking throne.





Leman Russ was bigoted, self-righteous, unnecessarily rash, and had a fetish for wolves.





Ferrus Manus was a brutish asscrack with a survival-of-the-fittest mindset, thinking all "weaknesses" within the human species needed to be destroyed.





Vulkan died all the fucking time, and was always too damn nice.





Rogal Dorn was just way too uptight and brutally honest, never being capable of even telling a white little lie to make someone feel better about themselves.





Roboute Gulliman always acted infallible in his steadfast clinging to everything being held traditional, plain, and uncon-fucking-ventional. Yet wasn't as infallible as he wanted to believe.





Lion El'Johnson was just a mess. Being both a self-absorbed, spiteful, and envious prick, and an honourable, courageous, and dutiful warrior at the same time. Fucking confusing.





Jaghatai Khan was always so fucking reckless, and constantly hyped on speed.





And lastly, Corvus Corax was always so infernally fucking angsty.