Nadine: HI I’M NADINE AND I’M TALKING TO A CHINESE TOURIST. HAH THIS IS SO COOL.

… What?

Luna: I swear she isn’t always like this, sometimes she is acceptable. She just isn’t too lady like…

Well, last time on The Trails Legacy, Maxwell went to prom and Nadine aged up. Here she is, at the gym, exactly where she was last time.

Luna: Let’s share a fun fact!

Yes, let’s…

From time to time, the Trails creep people out so much that they end up like this.

Luna: Hey, where was this guy when I was spouse hunting?!

Uhm.. what? How can you say that when he looks like this?

Luna: He can look kind of normal when he isn’t being glitched out.

Hmm, I see what you’re saying. Still, Nadine is so young!

Luna: But Maxwell has a romantic interest!

Oh yes, here’s Aisha! I made her over (as for as clothes). She’s the one who told Maxwell how much she likes him or something at prom!

Maxwell: Do I not seem like that much of a loser now? Has this raised the percentage of people who think I am cool?

Luna: No.

Maxwell: Have I ever told you how much I like that your eye color is my exact favorite shade of green? I took a picture when you weren’t looking and calculated it…

Aisha: Well, that’s really creepy! I guess I can’t refuse compliments though. Just don’t take pictures of me again… alright?

Luna: Does Maxwell sound like anyone you know, overseer?

What do you mean?

Luna: Taking pictures, creeping people out in general, I don’t know…

Do you want your sink checking privileges taken away again?

Maxwell: So kiss me!

Aisha: Ugh, no. You miscalculated.

Luna: Is he… crying?

Yes. It’s alright don’t worry! I know you-

Luna: SUCK IT UP MAXWELL! COLD AND CALCULATED! COLD AND CALCULATED!

Maxwell: *sniffle* Yes mother…

Well, let’s ignore that and have everyone stuff into the car to celebrate leisure day!

Somehow Nadine convinced herself to get a spray tan…

Maxwell actually used his Loves the Outdoors trait…

And Ophelia got her face painted.

And here we have the current Trails couple!

Luna: Hey! Where’s my face?

This angle was better…

Unfortunately, they aren’t so coordinated…

Luna: NO! My hair is out of place, I didn’t tap one foot the same as the other… this is disastrous!

Calm down, this photo is on the internet. It’ll only be there forever.

Luna: AHHHHH.

You have to appreciate the graphics in my game… I mean, just look at those swing chains?

Luna: Did you add those in MS paint?

Actually, no.

Enjoy this last photo of you Luna…

Luna: Uhm why?

Spray tans and face paint don’t mix well.

Luna: MY LLAMA!

Have fun going to the fancy restaurant across the street looking like that…

Luna: 😡

Oh hey! It’s your lover’s birthday!

Luna: I just couldn’t… bring myself… to go out… like this……

Why are you wheezing?

Luna: I… ran…

Thomas: Being old sucks.

Here’s elder Thomas.

Luna: Wow, I’m surprisingly still attracted to him.

You were worried?

Luna: … Yes. Who wouldn’t be? I mean, divorce is always an option!

You… You’re quite evil.

Luna: What? I’m kidding.

Your sense of humor sucks!

Anyways, I would say the family outing was successful.

Luna: Man, you say that like Maxwell. Maybe I should have him get lessons from you on sounding calculated.

Uhm… no.

Aisha: Hey y’all!

What are you doing here?

Aisha: It’s Thomas’s political campaign party. Remember?

Luna: Yeah, we thought you wouldn’t mind the surprise.

Fine, then don’t mind the lack of pictures showing Thomas actually asking for donations!

Man, I bet Maxwell was pleasantly surprised.

Luna: Yeah, he actually got to kiss her and stuff.

And stuff?

Luna: And stuff.

Hey, they’re actually pretty cute!

Maxwell: Oh man, I think I’m going to barf…

Why?

Maxwell: It’s time to add cake to the fridge again…

Luna: Yup!

Trails Family: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OPHELIA!

Ophelia: Wow, I can’t believe it!

It’s nice to have a reminder every once in a while about how photogenic you guys are.

Name: Ophelia Trails

Traits: Loser, Insane, Excitable, Genius.

Favorites: Songwriter, Ratatouille, and Yellow.

Man, out of all the traits, I never thought she would roll…

Luna: Genius.

Thanks for reading!