Advanced Flips for the Professional

I hesitate to bring these to anyone’s attention as they are indeed advance.

No one can tell you when you are ready. They are powerful and should be used judiciously.

The ‘OK. Fine Flip’ or the ‘I'm about to start some shit’ is a flip of precarious potential. Without question, there is something off about this flip and passively aggressive in its overt lack of fucks given. When you see this flip in the wild, take note, the actor may have withheld months of emotional baggage and is potentially capable of unspeakable things. If you are the one using this flip, ask yourself, “was I planning on dying tonight?”

Someone call HR and pull out this dude’s psych eval.

In contrast, the Wash away all the BULLSHIT / Start over Flip is the most productive in its use of violence. This expert level flip has the potential to wipe away all the bullshit, leaving in its place nothing but the most significant things behind. Executing this move before you are ready may still elicit positive results, but often in a way much like how a unicorn shitting in your living room leaves you with a pile of glitter to deal with... use with care.

On the off chance your flipping thirst have not yet been met….

Additional Resources & References

Tv Tropes — an endless resource of examples both in cinema and in real life. One of my favorites:

“…Ed O’Brien of Radiohead lost his patience at a restaurant. “He thought he was Jesus in the temple of the moneychangers,” fellow band member Colin Greenwood commented.”

Giphy.com — Search all the GIFs. Sorry. Not sorry.

Know Your Meme — Part of a series on Emoticons. (you can haz)

Fun ways to say what you mean in SMS

Flipping the table (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Putting the table back ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)

Throwing the nice person who put the table back (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . )

More Rage Flips in Clips

The “You're in trouble now/ I might be more dangerous than I look.” Flip

Kate loses her shit on a helpless table

The “I'm done with this shit” Flip

Never cheat the Stig

The ‘Just getting warmed up’ Flip