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Secret meeting in the UALPA bunker after learning two carriers won't cave.

00:00 - 00:03 We've decided

00:04 - 00:05 to force our priority

00:05 - 00:07 on those panty-waist "Express" carriers

00:08 - 00:12 We knew they wouldn't agree willingly

00:12 - 00:15 So, we just changed our software to "Fix the glitch"

00:17 - 00:19 Well,

00:19 - 00:21 Have they caved yet?

00:24 - 00:26 My Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28 Only

00:31 - 00:33 Only Go-Jet folded - like a Walmart lawn chair

00:34 - 00:36 Like we knew they would

00:53 - 00:58 What about SkyWest and Republic?

01:13 - 01:15 Those ungrateful little pricks

01:15 - 01:17 We even let them ride after the "exclusive" pilots

01:18 - 01:23 Who aren't even wholly owned by United

01:25 - 01:28 Who the hell do they think they are?

01:29 - 01:31 It's OK, we're "exclusive".

01:31 - 01:34 Trans States, Air Whiskey

01:34 - 01:37 Commutair, Expressjet

01:37 - 01:40 All fell into line

01:40 - 01:42 "Exclusive, my Fuhrer" No one else would have them

01:42 - 01:46 Why won't SkyWest and Republic toe the line?

01:46 - 01:48 My fuhrer. Those pilots have a backbone.

01:48 - 01:52 You get out there and tell them their names will be on a list

01:53 - 01:54 They'll NEVER get hired at United

01:56 - 01:57 They'll be blacklisted for life

01:57 - 02:00 we'll threaten to call them "scabs"

02:00 - 02:03 Even though no one knows what that means anymore.

02:04 - 02:08 They'll be condemned to their Barbie Jets forever.

02:08 - 02:13 And, they'll never get non-rev priority on their own metal

02:14 - 02:16 over our glorious vacation passes

02:17 - 02:21 Now they want to start a jumpseat war - with us?

02:27 - 02:29 Who the hell do they think they are?

02:30 - 02:34 To dictate priority on their own jumpseats

02:34 - 02:36 We've already decided that for them

02:41 - 02:42 You'd think after trying this

02:43 - 02:47 backhanded approach several times before

02:48 - 02:53 that they would have lost their resolve

02:54 - 02:56 But no, not them,

02:56 - 02:59 they have doubled down

03:00 - 03:02 on defying our efforts to get priority over them

03:04 - 03:07 It's OK, SAPA has our back

03:14 - 03:16 What happens

03:19 - 03:23 when our pilots start missing work?

03:25 - 03:26 How much more

03:31 - 03:33 will the company must ride us to work?

03:40 - 03:46 How many flights do they operate for us?

03:46 - 03:49 How many commuters do we have?