(translated and spell checked to English speak) In Latvia, no one expect gift; no one expect not-tragedy. In Latvia, malnourish and die is wonderful end of day and life, as suffering is no more. Hope? In Latvia, there exists a small sprick of hope, for we dream of one day seeing potato, ending malnourish. Alas, is impossible dream, but nonetheless dream. Now is my story: Escaped gulag, found city away from Politboro, discovered what is "computer" and what is "reddit". Enter what is,"redditgifts" and think, "Why not spoil self? Is chance I might receive rock, or even NICE rock." Open package today, no rocks. But.. But wait.. Latvian gods shine upon hovel today! Dreams now real! Die happy, but not now! Potato! Is great day, yes.