Here is a new comic, I thought it up while cleaning my ears. Thank you for reading!

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Neph January 4, 2011 @ 12:07 am I do two things for stress/anxiety relief: brush my teeth and clean my ears. Now I know why. o.o

BB January 4, 2011 @ 3:40 pm This made me smile. Someone else imagines crushing the little evil thing that whispers bad nothings in your ear…except mine lives in my hair and i burn him with a straightening iron

Tom January 6, 2011 @ 9:18 pm Oh god, I thought she accidentally ruptured her eardrum at first. Then I re-read.

b January 7, 2011 @ 8:17 pm wow…thats exactly how i am…thank you

Vanessa January 10, 2011 @ 11:05 pm I think we all, regardless of how we look, feel this way when we look at ourselves, but I don’t really think others think the same about us that we think of ourselves. o.O Although I might be delusional.

biker January 15, 2011 @ 4:06 pm I’ll read this comic every morning.

Ashley January 18, 2011 @ 12:13 pm I think the term “comic” should be taken very lightly with kind message. The reader may realize her mistake, but I don’t think she does and that is very sad and too common.

ducklynn January 19, 2011 @ 10:16 pm this is beautiful. you’re absolutely wonderful. way to make it to my daily sites, dude.

Anon January 26, 2011 @ 6:23 pm I usually just take a nap later. Sleep fixes everything…except AIDS…and cancer….

Gerry January 29, 2011 @ 8:57 am No. Not pathetic at all. Just touching.

Amanda February 19, 2011 @ 11:15 am This is so brilliant and touching. Way to make my day.

Aubrey March 8, 2011 @ 2:59 pm You are a wonderful person, and so is this comic

Iain the medic March 8, 2011 @ 3:41 pm Firstly I don’t get it??? Secondly **DONT clean your ears! That is the official medical advice! Ask you own doctors and you’ll see! It can cause glue ear. Your ears clean themselves. Never put anything in them smaller than your elbow is the mantra! Honestly don’t do it! Im a medic! Eric Colossal March 8, 2011 @ 4:08 pm This is absolutely hilarious. Part of me wants to delete this comment but another part thinks it should stay. I mean… He’s a medic!!! Matt April 3, 2011 @ 6:14 pm I presume putting stuff in your ear bigger than your elbow could cause pretty significant issues.

asia March 8, 2011 @ 4:38 pm I AM A DOCTOR AND I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE LITTLE PEOPLE IN YOUR EARS THAT IS AN OLD WIVES TAIL ALSO THIS GIRL HAS HALLUCINATIONS SHE MIGHT HAVE THAT BEAUTIFUL MIND THING LIKE TOTAL SCHIZO THIS IS NOT A COMIC COMICS ARE ONLY 3 PANELS EXCEPT ON (I AM DOCTOR PROBABLY) LAZYSUNDAYS

jessica.c.h April 6, 2011 @ 5:48 pm Thank you soooo much for this. After having my baby, I felt like this girl before she crushed her inner idiot. I’m going to read this every morning now. <3 Eric Colossal April 6, 2011 @ 5:50 pm That is a very kind thing for you to say! Thank you for commenting!

Riv April 24, 2011 @ 5:46 am Thanks for this one! But also… What about the women who aren’t conventionally beautiful or pretty according to society’s standards at all? Everyone tells beautiful women that they’re just being negative when they buy into our current cultural “beauty” standards and that they’re too pretty to worry about being accepted. But women who aren’t pretty need to crush their Negativity Ear Worms, too. We are so much more than our appearances. …I want the sequel!!

Edge April 30, 2011 @ 7:00 pm Awww… That was lovely

Mark June 5, 2011 @ 1:31 pm Interesting comic….didn’t get it at first; but kinda understood it after reading the comments of the others. And yeah…it’s not really necessary to clean ears…they are self cleaning.

brian December 1, 2011 @ 5:49 am My general rule is to try to never talk to myself in a way that if someone else did it, I would punch them.

Tracey December 7, 2011 @ 9:16 pm I may seem like a wicked lame-o, but after reading this comic, I burst out crying. This is what it’s like to get better.

Anonymous March 23, 2012 @ 1:16 pm I also thought she accidentally ruptured her eardrum. Then after I re-read, I thought it was kinda funny.

Jennae May 14, 2012 @ 8:40 pm Another beautiful work! I had no idea where it was leading to while I was reading, totally wrapped up in this inner world of this woman’s as she started drudging through her mundane routine – and it definitely struck a chord inside myself, I think almost everyone can relate to this message… That the degrading depression parasite has medics and doctors brainwashed into thinking that ears are self-cleaning,

so make sure you use a q-tip every morning!

Hi July 13, 2012 @ 2:59 pm Amazing comic. To all you fucktards, how is this “not” a comic? Fuck off. And Asia, if you’re a doctor… We seriously might as well just shut down all medical practice in this country. We’d have a better chance at survival with no practicioners than we would with retards like you running around with a stethoscope.