For those who see Luna Loud as the feminine version of Dr Facilier, this lyrics has dedicated you specifically:



Dr Luna Loud:

Don't you disrespect me, little Bro

Don't you derogate or deride

You're in my world now, not your world

And I got sisters on the other side



Ghost Sisters Voices:

(She's got sisters on the other side)



Dr Luna Loud:

That's an echo gentlemen.

Just a little something we have here in The Loud House

A little parlor trick. Don't worry.



Sit down at my table

Put your minds at ease

If you relax it'll enable me to do

Anything I please



I can read your future

I can change it 'round some, too

I'll look deep into your heart and soul

(You do have a soul, don't you, Lincoln?)

Make your wildest dreams come true



I got voodoo, I got hoodoo,

I got things I ain't even tried

And I got Sisters on the other side



Ghost Sisters Voices:

(She's got sisters on the other side)



Dr Luna Loud:

The cards, the cards, the cards will tell

The past, the present, and the future as well

The cards, the cards, just take three

Take a little trip into your future with me



Ghost Sisters Voices:

(Ooh, ooh)



Dr Luna Loud:

Now you, young Clyde, are from across the sea

You come from two long lines of royalty

You lucky little Buddy, We're long lines of royalty, from our old Grandmother.

Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low

You need to marry a lil' hunny whose daddy got dough

Your Dads cut you off, huh playboy?



Clyde:

Eh, sad but true.



Dr Luna Loud:

Now y'all gotta get hitched but hitchin' ties you down

You just wanna be free, hop from place to place

But freedom takes green



It's the green, it's the green

It's the green you need

And when I looked into your future

It's the green that I seen



On you little Bro, I don't want to waste much time

You've been pushed 'round all your life

You've been pushed 'round by our Father

And our Mother and your all Sisters (me included).

And if you was married you'd be pushed around by your wife

But in your future, for you I see

Is exactly the man you always wanted to be



Shake my hand, c'mon on boys

Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand

(both Clyde and LIncoln shake Luna's hands)

Yes...

Are you ready?



Sisters Ghost Voices:

(Are you ready?)



Dr. Luna Loud:

Are you ready?

Transformation Central



Sisters Ghost Voices:

(Transformation Central)



Dr. Luna Loud:

Reformation Central



Sisters Ghost Voices:

Reformation central!



Dr. Luna Loud:

Transmogrification Central



Clyde:

(As Facilier's Talisman bites him) Ow!



Dr. Luna Loud:

Can you feel it?



You're changing, you're changing,

You're changing all right

I hope you're satisfied

But if you ain't, don't blame me

You can blame my sisters on the other side

Ha, ha, ha



Sisters Ghost Voices:

(You got what you wanted)

(But you lost what you had)

(Ohh...Hush!)