Celebrity Toilet – The Neorest

The great thing about having a bunch of extra money lying around is that you get to buy all sorts of ridiculous things. Unfortunately, if you are not a celebrity or extremely wealthy and you save your money only to buy a $5000.00 toilet people think you are crazy. However, the more you learn about the Toto Neorest 600 the better you understand the fine line that separates crazy and genius.

Will Smith is one Hollywood star that knows how to drop a comfortable deuce!

If you check out the Neorest website here you see how seriously the people at Neorest take their toilets. Their website alone makes you feel like you are embarking on a magical journey into the unknown.

Here are a few product details on the toilet that we pulled from the Neorest site:

Full wireless remote options Automatic hands-free lid opening and closing Heated SoftClose seat Remote Flush Automatic hands-free flush First tank-less toilet with integrated wash-less seat Cyclone flushing system Rear/front/soft front cleanse Oscillating comfort cleanse Self-cleaning mode Dual flush water conservation mode Warm air dryer Adjustable wand positioning Automatic wand cleaning Catalytic air purifier Sana gloss glaze on the bowl for more hygienic, easy-to clean surface



I don’t even know what half of that stuff means, but this toilet has more features and screams of more luxury then anything I own, including my entire apartment and car.

I don’t know about the rest of the NTG readers but I feel like my life now has a distinct purpose. I must try one of these! With a little bit of luck and a lot of hard work, one day I might even be the proud owner of my own oscillating comfort cleanse toilet. One can dream.