Great, Now She’ll Be Late


LEXINGTON, MA—According to sources within the car-pool lane at Lexington High School, your mom has been waiting for you in the car for over 20 minutes, and now she’s going to be late, which is just great. “What’s the hold up?” your mom just said with a noticeable huff, remarking that she was here right at 3:45 and has had to drive around the parking lot three times already. “Just get in and put your seat belt on.” At press time, reports confirmed your mother is not your personal limo driver and has a life of her own, whether you believe it or not.