Vince Vaughn Sells Sperm In Effort to Repay Disney the Money It Lost On ‘Delivery Man’ 0 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 0 user reviews.

On the heels of his latest comedy, “Delivery Man,” failing to deliver at this past weekend’s boxoffice after it opened with a dismal $8 million, the film’s star, Vince Vaughn, was seen visiting a Southern California sperm bank in an attempt to help Disney recoup the millions it will lose on “Delivery Man.”

According to Vaughn, he first offered to make another film for Disney for free to make up for “Delivery Man,” which is the story of a man who discovers he has 533 children after going to a sperm bank years earlier. But Disney immediately turned him down saying the studio couldn’t afford to be in the Vince Vaughn business anymore.

“My sperm could have gotten a lot more back when I could still open a movie,” Vaughn told Hollywood & Swine. “But after ‘Delivery Man,’ ‘The Internship,’ ‘The Watch’ and ‘The Dilemma,’ the sperm bank no longer considers my DNA to be movie star quality. I barely get paid more for it than Pauley Shore does for his.”

Upon hearing of Vaughn’s gesture, Michael Fassbender, the star of the recent flop, “The Counselor,” said he is following Vaughn’s lead and plans to visit a Los Angeles sperm bank as soon as possible to help Fox make back some of the money it lost on the Ridley Scott-directed film.

“I’m not sure I’ll be able to recoup all the money Fox lost on ‘The Counselor,’ but it’ll certainly be fun trying,” said Fassbender, who was portrayed a sex addict in 2011’s “Shame.” “If not, maybe my co-stars, Brad Pitt and Javiiar Bardem will help out.”