HEY, CHECK IT OUT, DUDE, SOMEBODY BOUGHTTHE DONOVANS OLD HOUSE. YEAH, I THINK THEYALREADY MOVED IN. I SAW MOVING VANS IN THEIRDRIVEWAY TWO DAYS AGO. I HOPE THEY'RENOT AUSTRIANS. THAT'S THE LAST THINGTHIS TOWN NEEDS. HEY, LOOK ! HELLO ! HEY--YOU LIVE HERE ? YEAH, I JUST MOVED HEREWITH MY DAD. ARE YOU GONNA BEMY NEW FRIENDS ? ( laughing )NO. I REALLY LIKEYOUR TOWN. MY DAD WANTED TO MOVE SOMEWHERETO GET AWAY FROM IT ALL. HE SAID HE WANTEDPEACE AND QUIET, AND TO LIVE WITH A BUNCH OFHICKS WHO DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. WHAT'S THATYOU'RE WEARING ? IT'S MY MASK. MY DADDY SAYS ITS BEST FOR METO HIDE MY FACE. MY NAME'S BLANKET ! YOUR NAME IS BLANKET. RIGHT, WELL, BLANKET,I'M HOWDY DOODY AND THESE ARE MY FRIENDSTIPSY, WINKIE AND NOD. UNFORTUNATELY,WE HAVE TO BE OFF TO THE LAND OF BOOGERTREE,SO WE'LL BE LEAVING NOW. WAIT ! DON'T YOU GUYS WANNACOME INSIDE AND PLAY ? LOOK, DUDE, WE'RE INFOURTH GRADE, OKAY ? YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ? IT MEANS WE DON'T HANG OUTWITH LITTLE KIDS. COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GETBACK TO OUR BIG WHEELS. WE HAVE ARCADEGAMES INSIDE. DAD ! WHOA ! DUDE, NO WAY. OH MY GOD,THIS IS AWESOME ! DUDE, ARE THESEALL YOUR TOYS ? NO, THIS IS ALLMY DAD'S STUFF. HE LOVES TOYSAND VIDEO GAMES. DUDE, HE MUST BELOADED ! WHAT DOES HE DO ? HE'S RETIRED NOW. OH MY GOD, DUDE ! YOUR DAD MUST THE COOLEST GUYIN THE WORLD ! COME ON, MY DAD'S PROBABLYOUT IN THE BACKYARD. OH, KICK ASS ! DUDE, WHY ISN'TMY HOUSE LIKE THIS ? DAD, YOU OUT HERE ? HERE I AM, BLANKET ! HEEE ! JE-JU-BE-SHO-CHA ! BLANKET ! OH, MY BEAUTIFULBLANKET ! WHAT'S WRONGWITH HIS FACE ? BE COOL, DUDE,I THINK MAYBE HE'S A BURN VICTIMOR SOMETHING. GUYS, THIS IS MY DAD,MICHAEL JA-- JEFFERSON ! MICHAEL JEFFERSON,YEAH. HEY, YOU WANNAPLAY WITH ME ? COME ON,LET'S CLIMB THE TREE ! COME ON, CLIMB THE TREE,CLIMB THE TREE ! ♪ HAVE YOU BEEN UPMY WISHIN' TREE... ♪ CHA ! ♪ IT'S WHERE I COME TOTHINK AND DREAM ♪ ♪ AND NOW I'D LIKE TOSHOW YOU MY WISHIN' TREE ♪ JAM-ON ! ♪ WHERE WE CAN LAUGHAND GIGGLE AND SCREAM ♪ UH, MR. JEFFERSON,YOUR SON CAN'T GET UP. ♪ WON'T YOU IMAGINEALONG WITH ME ? ♪ MR. JEFFERSON ? ♪ WE CAN BE SPACEMENOR PIRATES ON THE SEA ♪ CHAM-ON ! ♪ YES, WE CAN DOEVERYTHING ♪ ♪ AND I MEAN EVERYTHING CHA- CHAM-ON ! ♪ UP IN MYWISHIN' TREE ♪♪ HEE, HEE ! OHHH !

YOU GUYS KNOW WHATMR. JEFFERSON SAID ? HE SAID I'M HIS BEST FRIEND AND I CAN GO OVER TO HIS HOUSEWHENEVER I WANT ! I'M SUPPOSED TO GO RIGHT BACKOVER AFTER DINNER TONIGHT ! YOU GUYS, I FEEL KINDOF BAD FOR THAT KID. YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM ? HE HAS EVERYTHINGA KID COULD WANT ! MR. JEFFERSON JUST SEEMSLIKE HE WANTS TO BE A KID, NOT HAVE ONE. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT,THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE. A GUY MOVES INTO SOUTH PARK WITH A FERRIS WHEELIN HIS BACKYARD, AND KYLE HAS TO SEEA PROBLEM WITH IT. MR. JEFFERSON IS THE BEST THINGTHAT'S HAPPENED TO THIS TOWN IN A LONG TIME, AND IF YOU MESS THIS UP,SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFFWITH MY BARE HANDS ! WITH MY BARE HANDS,GODDAMN YOU !! WELL, THERE HE IS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEENALL AFTERNOON ? I WAS OVER AT THE NEWNEIGHBORS, THE JEFFERSONS. OH, ARE THEYNICE PEOPLE ? IT'S JUST A DADAND HIS SON. WELL, WE'RE SUPPOSED TOHAVE THE BROFLOVSKIS AND THE STOTCHES OVERTO DINNER TONIGHT. MAYBE I'LL INVITEMR. JEFFERSON TOO ! SO, MR. JEFFERSON,DID I HEAR YOU SAY YOU MOVED HEREFROM KENTUCKY ? KENTUCKY, YEAH. I HEARD PEOPLE SAYINGYOU ALL WERE FROM ILLINOIS. NO, THEY'RE IGNORANT.THAT'S IGNORANT. WHAT KIND OF WORK DO YOUDO, MR. JEFFERSON ? OH, I'M RETIRED NOW,BUT I WAS IN... PHARMACEUTICALS. WELL, OUR BOYS HAVE REALLYTAKING A LIKING TO YOU. YOU SEEM TO REALLYHAVE A WAY WITH THEM. I JUST LIKE, IDENTIFYSO MUCH WITH CHILDREN. THEIR INNOCENCE,THEIR BEAUTY. I THINK THAT GOD IS INTHE FACE OF EVERY CHILD. YEAH... THEY ARE FUN. BOYS, YOU OKAYOUT THERE ? FINE, MOM. WOW, THESE ARE GREAT. WHAT ARE THEYCALLED AGAIN ? THEY'RE TV DINNERS. DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE THATVEIL OFF SO YOU CAN EAT ? NAW, I'M NOTSUPPOSED TO. DAD SAYS I HAVE TOKEEP MY FACE HIDDEN. ( doorbell rings ) WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ? ARE YOU HAVING MR. JEFFERSONOVER FOR DINNER ? NO, MY PARENTS ARE. YOU GUYS BETTER NOT BE TRYINGTO BOGART MY FRIEND AWAY. WHAT ? HE IS MY FRIEND,YOU GOT IT ?! I WAS FRIENDS WITH HIM BEFOREYOU ASSHOLES WERE AND-- STAN !STAN, I'M SERIOUSLY ! YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKINGBAD ABOUT ME IN THERE TO MR. JEFFERSON ! HEY, KOBE BRYANT WASUP IN EAGLE AGAIN TODAY. OH YEAH ? WHAT DO YOU THINK,MR. JEFFERSON ? YOU THINK KOBE ISGUILTY OR INNOCENT ? I THINK HE'S DEFINITELYGOING TO JAIL. I JUST LOVE SEEINGSMUG CELEBRITIES GET THEIR COMEUPPANCE. I THINK IT'S WRONGWHAT THE POLICE DO TO WEALTHY BLACK MEN. OH, COME ON,MR. JEFFERSON, YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSEWHO THINK THAT THE POLICE GO AROUND FRAMINGRICH BLACK PEOPLE JUST BECAUSETHEY'RE JEALOUS ? YEAH ! BECAUSE THEIR HEARTSARE FULL OF GREED AND THEY HAVE DOO-DOOIN THEIR SOULS !

( knocking at window ) KYLE ? HEY STAN,WHAT'CHYA DOIN' ? MR. JEFFERSON, AWWW ! IT'S 1:30IN THE MORNING. ♪ LOOK AT MEI'M PETER PAN ♪ SHO-MON-A ! ♪ I'M A LITTLE BOYFOREVER ♪ HEE ! MR. JEFFERSON, I HAVE TOGO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. OH, SON OF A BITCH !I KNEW IT ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUDOING, STAN ? I'LL TELL YOU WHATYOU'RE DOING-- YOU'RE TRYING TO STEALMY BEST FRIEND ! HE JUSTSHOWED UP HERE ! REMEMBER, MR. JEFFERSON ? YOU SAID WE WEREBEST FRIENDS. ( knocking ) JESUS CHRIST ! DUDE, LOOK WHO I FOUND CRAWLINGAROUND IN MY BACKYARD. HI STAN ! HE WAS OUT ALL ALONE INTHE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ! MR. JEFFERSONISN'T EVEN HOME ! I KNOW, HE'S HERE. WHAT ? OOH, KYLE !BLANKET, YAY ! IT'S A SLUMBER PARTY ! NO, MR. JEFFERSON, YOU NEEDTO TAKE YOUR SON HOME. WE CAN'T GO HOME, THERE'SA GHOST IN OUR HOUSE ! ME AND BLANKETARE SCARED ! DAD SAYS ITWANTS TO EAT US ! PLEASE DON'T MAKE USGO BACK HOME ! PLEASE, WE'RE SCARED,WE'RE SCARED ! WE'RE SCARED ! HEE, HEE ! OKAY, FINE,WE'LL ALL STAY HERE. BUT WE'RE GOINGTO SLEEP NOW. COME ON, BLANKET. ♪ NOW LET'S ALLSLEEP AND DREAM ♪ HEE, HEE ! ♪ OF FUN ANDADVENTUROUS THINGS ♪ SHA-MON-A ! ♪ IT'S TIME FOR US ALLTO SAY GOOD NIGHT ♪ EH, EH--EXCUSE ME. MR. JEFFERSON, I WISH I COULDBE AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME. YOU'RE AWESOME. I THINK YOU'REAWESOME TOO, CARTMAN. YEAH ? YEAH. YEAH ?YEAH. YEAH. AAAGH !! WHAT'S THE MATTER, STAN,YOU HAVE A BAD DREAM ? YEAH, A REALLY BAD DREAM.

HEY, YOU GUYS,YOU GUYS ! YOU GOTTA COME WITH USOVER TO THE JEFFERSONS ! THE JEFFERSONS ? THEY'RE A NEW FAMILY THATJUST MOVED TO SOUTH PARK. WE MET THIS KIDNAMED BLANKET, AND HE HAS THE COOLESTDAD IN THE WORLD. MR. JEFFERSON SAID WE COULDINVITE ALL THE KIDS IN TOWN TO GO PLAY OVERAT THEIR HOUSE. THEY HAVE LIKE,VIDEO GAMES AND RIDES AND A COTTON CANDYMACHINE ! AND, AND IN THEIRBACKYARD, GUESS WHAT THEY HAVE INTHEIR BACKYARD, GUESS ! A TRAIN. NO WAY. YEAH WAY, CRAIG ! AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVEIN MR. JEFFERSON THEN YOU CAN JUSTNOT COME ! I BELIEVE INMR. JEFFERSON ! YEAH !THIS IS AWESOME ! WEEEEE ! LOOK AT USON THE SWING ! WE'RE SWINGING ! WHO WANTS THE FIRSTCOTTON CANDY ? ME !ME !ME ! ME ME ME !I'M FIRST, I'M FIRST ! OOH, LET'S GO RIDETHE CHOO-CHOO TRAIN ! CHOO-CHOO TRAIN, YAY ! ( cheering ) LET'S RIDE THE TRAIN !THE TRAIN ! ♪ WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDETHE TRAIN WITH ME ♪ ♪ AND STARTA MAGICAL JOURNEY ♪ ♪ YES, I WOULD,MR. JEFFERSON ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO AWESOME,MR. JEFFERSON ♪ CARTMAN ! YOU HAVEA BEAUTIFUL VOICE ! THANK YOU, MR. JEFFERSON,SO DO YOU. ♪ LET'S RIDE AND RIDEON THE TRAIN TOGETHER ♪ ♪ TRAIN TOGETHER ♪ ON A JOURNEY THROUGHBOTH OF OUR MINDS ♪ ♪ I'VE GOT THE TIMEDO YOUUUUU ? ♪

I FELL DOWN. MR. JEFFERSON ! ♪ CHOO-CHOO TRAINIT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES ♪ ♪ CHOO-CHOO TRAIN MISTER--GODAMMIT. HERE COME ON, WE NEED TOCLEAN THAT UP. ALRIGHT, THIS IS GONNASTING FOR A SECOND. OW ! I KNOW, I KNOW--BE COOL. THANK YOU, THATALREADY FEELS BETTER. SO, DUDE-- DO YOU HAVE ANYBROTHERS OR SISTERS ? I HAVE A HALF BROTHERAND A HALF SISTER. BUT THEY LIVE WITHTHEIR MOM NOW. AND WHERE IS YOUR MOM ? I DON'T HAVE A MOM. YOU MUST HAVE A MOM. YOU MEAN SHE DOESN'T LIVE HEREOR SHE'S DEAD OR WHAT ? NO, I WAS MADE INA LABORATORY. WHAT ? MY DADDY WANTEDTO HAVE A BABY, SO HE PUT MEIN A TEST TUBE. THEN, THEY PUT MEIN A WOMAN'S TUMMY. AND WHEN I WAS BORN,DADDY TOOK ME HOME. SO YOU'VE NEVER METYOUR MOM ? NO. BUT I USED TO HAVE A LOT OFBODYGUARDS AND NANNIES, IF THAT COUNTS. YEAH, YEAH,THAT COUNTS.

HEY, SERGEANT,TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. WHAT'CHYA GOT ? LOOKS LIKE A NEW FAMILYJUST MOVED INTO SOUTH PARK. ONE "MR. JEFFERSON",AGE 50, BOUGHT A HOUSE THEREAND PAID CASH. HE SEEMS TO HAVEA LOT OF MONEY. SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ? TAKE A LOOK. SAYS HERE,HE'S BLACK. BY GOD, SO HE IS--BLACK AND RICH. TIME TO TAKE THISMR. JEFFERSON DOWN JUST LIKE WE DID KOBE. LET'S GO PEOPLE ! WE'VE GOT ANOTHERRICH BLACK GUY ! I WANT HIM HUMILIATED ANDDRAGGED THROUGH THE DIRT, AND I WANT IT DONEBY THE BOOKS !

MURPHY, YOU INSIDE ? WE'RE INSIDE, SIR. HARRIS WAS RIGHT,THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE HE HAS MORE MONEY THANALL OF US PUT TOGETHER. BLACK SON OF A BITCH. I'M PLANTINGTHE COCAINE NOW. JOHNSON,WHAT ABOUT YOU ? PLACING THE BLOODSPATTER NOW, SIR. FRAKES ? PLACING PUBIC HAIRS FROMTHE RAPED GIRL NOW, SIR. ALRIGHT, WHEN THISJEFFERSON GUY SHOWS UP, ARREST HIM FAST ANDTRY NOT TO BEAT HIM-- THERE COULD BE NEIGHBORSWITH VIDEO CAMERAS. ( sighs )WHY DO WEDO IT, HARRIS ? SIR ? WHY IS IT THAT US POLICEMENAROUND THE COUNTRY HAVE SUCH A PASSION FOR FRAMINGWEALTHY AFRICAN AMERICANS WITH CRIMESTHEY DIDN'T COMMIT ? OH, I, I GUESS I'VE NEVERTHOUGHT ABOUT WHY, SIR-- WE JUST DO IT. 25 YEARS I'VE BEENON THE FORCE. I'VE SEEN EVERY KIND OF SICKDEPRAVED ACT KNOWN TO HUMANITY. AND STILL, WHEN I SEEA BLACK MAN WALK BY WHO HAS MORE MONEY THAN ME, I WANT TO VOMIT MY GIZZARDSRIGHT INTO THE GUTTER. BUT WHY ? MAYBE THERE IS NO REASON. MAYBE THERE'S JUST A BIGBLUE BALL OUT THERE THAT'S MOSTLYCOVERED WITH WATER AND WE'RE JUST GOING ALONGFOR THE RIDE. ( rooster crows )

( Stan's dad )STAN, TIME TOGET UP FOR SCHOOL. STAN ? WHAT THE-- MR. JEFFERSON ?! OOH OOH ! WE WERE JUST HAVINGA SLUMBER PARTY ! MR. JEFFERSON, THIS ISHIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE ! INAPPROPRIATE ? NO, YOU'RE BEINGIGNORANT. THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. YOU SEE I DIDN'THAVE A CHILDHOOD, SO I'M REALLY JUSTA CHILD MYSELF. HERE, EVERYTHING'S OKAY. I WANT YOU EACH TO HAVEA HUNDRED DOLLARS ! WOW, I'M GONNA GO BUY THAT NEWSPORT COAT I'VE BEEN WANTING ! COME ON, BLANKET ! WE HAVE TO GO HOMEAND FEED THE ANIMALS ! BYE, FRIENDS ! BOYS, I DO NOT WANT YOUGOING OVER TO MR. JEFFERSON'S ANYMORE,DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? YOU DON'T HAVE TOTELL US TWICE, MOM, THAT GUY IS A FREAK. NOT GO TO MR. JEFFERSON'SANYMORE ? WELL, EXCUSEMY FRENCH, MRS. MARSH, BUT YOU CAN SUCK MYFAT HAIRY BALLS !

HA-HARRIS !HARRIS ! WHA-- WHAT ? IT'S JEFFERSON--HE'S BACK. ALRIGHT PEOPLE, LET'S GIVEBLACKIE A NICE WELCOME HOME. WHOA, WAIT A--THAT GUY ISN'T BLACK ! HOLY GOD, HIS SONISN'T BLACK EITHER ! OH JESUS ! THIS IS YATES ! STAND DOWN !I REPEAT, STAND DOWN ! SUSPECT ISNOT BLACK ! YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU TOLD ME THIS GUYWAS AFRICAN AMERICAN ! IT SAYS RIGHT HERE ONTHE FILOSHEET HE IS ! DOES THAT LOOK LIKEA BLACK GUY TO YOU ?! IT SAID ONTHE FILOSHEET. JESUS CHRISTMONKEY BALLS ! WE COULD HAVE MADEAN INNOCENT MAN GO TO JAIL WHO WASN'T BLACK ! OH ! JESUS, HARRIS,WHAT ARE WE BECOMING ? WE'RE SUPPOSED TOPROTECT THE PEOPLE. WHERE HAVE WELOST OUR WAY ? SIR, IT'S POSSIBLETHAT HE IS BLACK EVEN THOUGHHE DOESN'T LOOK IT. TO HELL WITH YOU ! I'M NEVER GONNA FRAMEAN INNOCENT MAN AGAIN, UNLESS I KNOWHE'S BLACK FOR SURE ! ALL THE ADULTSARE TRYING TO GET US ! GET UP TO YOUR ROOM, BLANKET,AND PUT YOUR MASK ON ! WE CAN'T GOOUTSIDE ANYMORE !

THAT POOR KID. DUDE, COME ON, WE'RE NOTSUPPOSED TO GO OVER THERE. HI GUYS ! HEY BLANKET. UH, LOOK WE'RE GOING OVERTO HELP MY DAD CHOP WOOD. YOU WANNA COME WITH ? REALLY ?YOU MEAN IT ? OH YAY !MY FRIENDS ARE HERE ! COME INSIDEAND PLAY, GUYS ! UH, ACTUALLY,MR. JEFFERSON, WE WERE SEEING IF BLANKETWANTED TO CHOP WOOD WITH US. CHOP WOOD ? NO, THAT'S IGNORANT. THAT'S POOPIE WORK,BLANKET AND ME WANNA PLAY ! MR. JEFFERSON IT MIGHT BEGOOD FOR BLANKET TO LEARN HOW TO CHOP WOOD. BLANKET LIKES TO PLAY,DON'T YOU, BLANKET ? WEEE, LOOK,HE CAN FLY ! JESUS CHRIST,DUDE !! AAAAAHHH ! STOP, YOU ( bleeping )LUNATIC ! DUDE, WE HAVE GOT TO GETTHAT KID AWAY FROM HIM ! NO, BLANKET, SHH,STOP CRYING. IT'S OKAY, BLANKET. HERE, LOOK-- HEE ! JIT-DE-BEEPDA DA ! OW ! THERE, BLANKET, SHH ! HEY LOOK,HEY LOOK ! I GOTCHYOUR NOSE ! LOOK BLANKET,I GOT YOUR NOSE ! I GOT YOUR NOSE,BLANKET, SEE ? I GOTCHYOUR NOSE. ( giggles ) AAAAAAHHH !! AAAGHH !AAHH ! NO, BLANKET, STOP ! THAT'S IGNORANT !YOU'RE BEING IGNORANT !

YOU KNOW HOW I WORRY ! Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALI'M QUITTING THE FORCE. QUITTING THE FORCE ?YOU ? NONE OF ITMAKES SENSE ANYMORE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WHATWE'RE DOING IS RIGHT. THE LAST 13 HOURSWE'VE BEEN WORKING ON A CASE. TRYING TO GET A REALSCUMBAG OFF THE STREETS. AND WHEN HE WALKED UPTO THE DOOR, I COULD HAVE SWORNHE WAS WHITE. MAYBE I CAN'T TELL THEDIFFERENCE ANYMORE. MAYBE IT DOESN'T MATTER. BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIMEWE FRAME A RICH BLACK GUY HE'S BACK OUT ONTHE STREETS IN NO TIME. IT'S JUST LIKE O.J. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THOSECOPS WORKED TO FRAME HIM ? THE TIRELESS HOURSTHEY PUT IN ? AND THEN HE JUST GETS OFFBECAUSE SOMEBODY MESSED UP AND SAID THE "N" WORDOUT LOUD TOO MANY TIMES. I GUESSI'M JUST TIRED. I'M JUST DAMN TIRED. NOT ANOTHER WORD OF THAT KINDOF TALK, HARRISON YATES. BELIEVE ME, I WOULDLOVE NOTHING MORE THAN TO HAVE YOU QUIT THE FORCEAND NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOTYOU'RE COMING HOME. BUT I KNOW YOU-- FRAMING RICH BLACK MEN FORCRIMES THEY DIDN'T COMMIT IS IN YOUR BLOOD. WIPING THAT RICH, SMUG SMILEOFF THEIR FACES IS THE ONLY THING THATPUTS A SMILE ON YOURS. YOU'RE A GOOD COP,HARRISON YATES, YOU DON'T HAVE TOQUESTION THAT. BECAUSE I'M HERETO TELL YOU. AND YOU'REA GOOD WIFE, MAGGIE. YOU KNOW ME BETTERTHAN I KNOW MYSELF. WHERE ARE YA GOING ? I THINK I'VE GOTA LITTLE MORE WORK DO.

( knocking ) MR. JEFFERSON ? IT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THEWHOLE WIDE WORLD, ERIC CARTMAN. MR. JEFFERSON ? I WAS GONNA SLEEP OVERTONIGHT, REMEMBER ? NO, DR. NELSON,I'M TELLING YOU, YOU HAVE TO FLY OUT HERERIGHT NOW ! MY NOSE CAME OFF AGAIN ! I KNOW YOU LIVEIN CALIFORNIA, I'LL PAY FORYOUR PLANE TICKET ! BUT I'M FALLING APART ! I NEED SOME MORE OF THAT CREAMAND THE INJECTIONS ! I HAVE TO LOOKYOUNG AGAIN ! OH, I'M MELTING ! ALRIGHT, THANKS A LOTFOR HELPING US, DUDE. YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER. YOU JUST GOTTA PRETENDYOU'RE BLANKET UNTIL WE CAN GET THE REALBLANKET SOMEWHERE SAFE. AREN'T I TOO BIGTO BE BLANKET ? I DON'T THINK MR. JEFFERSONPAYS ENOUGH ATTENTION TO HIS SON TO NOTICE. COME ON ! BLANKET,YOU IN HERE ? HI GUYS ! SHH, BLANKET-- WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU AWAYFOR A LITTLE WHILE, OKAY ? YOU ARE ? OH, THANK YOU,THANK YOU, THANK YOU ! ALRIGHT, DUDE,GET IN HIS BED. ALRIGHT, BUT YOU GUYSOWE ME FOR THIS. DUDE, WHATEVER, AT LEAST YOUFINALLY GET TO DO SOMETHING. ( phone rings )

HELLO, THIS ISSERGEANT YATES OVER AT THE PARK COUNTYPOLICE DEPARTMENT IN COLORADO. YES, SERGEANT,WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ? WELL, WE'VE BEENTRYING TO FRAME THIS GUY WHO JUST MOVEDINTO OUR TOWN, AND THE FILOFAX SAYSHE MOVED FROM YOUR AREA. ONE MARTIN JEFFERSON ? HMM, NO, WE NEVER HAD ANYRICH AFRICAN AMERICANS NAMED JEFFERSON HERE. IF WE HAD, WE WOULD HAVEFRAMED THEM OURSELVES. WELL, HE DOESN'T REALLYLOOK THAT BLACK. YEAH, I DON'T--HOLD ON A SECOND. THERE WAS ONE WE FRAMEDA COUPLE OF TIMES. BUT THE BLACK BASTARD WASSO RICH HE MADE BAIL AND DISAPPEAREDBEFORE THE TRIAL. YOU SAY HE DISAPPEARED. WHAT DID YOUFRAME HIM FOR ? WE UH, FOUND SOME KIDS THATHAD STAYED OVER AT HIS PLACE, AND WE ASKED THEM TO LIE AND MAKE UP FALSEMOLESTATION CHARGES. MOLESTATION, NICE. YEAH, IT WAS A LOT OF WORK,TOOK YEARS, BUT WE WERE FINALLYABLE TO ARREST HIM. THEN WE PLANTEDSOME EVIDENCE, TOOK EMBARRASSING PHOTOSOF HIS PENIS AND THREW HIM INA DIRTY PRISON CELL WITH DOODIE FECESON THE WALLS. YOU SHOULD HAVESEEN HIM SQUIRM. THAT'S DAMN FINE POLICE WORK,SERGEANT, DAMN FINE. YEAH, BUT POINT IS, THIS GUY DIDN'T REALLYLOOK BLACK EITHER. WE HAD TO SNEAK INWHILE HE WAS ASLEEP AND GET A D.N.A. SAMPLETO BE SURE. JESUS CHRISTMONKEY BALLS. IT MUST BE THE SAME GUY. MR. JEFFERSON,HELLO !