Each year, the White House hosts an Independence Day celebration. Here is what the Trump White House has planned this year.


Staff present the president with a one-page report laying out what the Fourth of July is


Military honor guard to fire a volley for each of Trump’s 304 electoral votes

Children gather on the South Lawn for the annual White House Roman Candle Hunt

President Trump signs the original Declaration of Independence

First Lady Melania Trump takes Barron to Six Flags for the day

Speech by President Trump honoring veterans and promising to create more of them than any other president in history


Reince Priebus to be fired seconds after taking a huge bite of potato salad

Reveal of Ivanka Trump’s all-new American flag, which she designed with working women in mind


Email sent out by Sean Spicer letting everyone know that he’s still got plenty of burgers at his backyard barbecue if anyone wants to come by


Send Eric Trump to bed with a stomachache after eating too many sparklers

Senior economist Greg Leiserson performs beautiful a capella version of “God Bless The USA”


Fireworks display will serve as strong show of force toward D.C. suburbs