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We already know that television shows like Glee are poisoning the minds of American children. But so too are marketing campaigns! Like the one from Armani|Exchange, the store that lets us use that cute | sign! In one Missouri city, public displays of homosexual affection have reactionary parents groups riled up. And since television news is so cheap to produce, it’s worth covering. Don’t miss the soundbite from National Coalition for the Protection of Children and Families’ Phillip Cosby about talking to your local prosecutor!

Meanwhile, be sure to protect your children from David Beckham. He’s loaded with homoerotic poison too!

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