Peridot: So I just press the numbers and hold this thing to my ear and talk?

Steven: Yep, give it a try.

(Peridot dials a number, which happens to be Josh Nichols' number, and he picks up)

Josh (while on the phone): If you call me one more time, I will take an entire bottle of maple syrup and pour it all over your underwear drawer, so for the next 9 days, you could walk around with sticky-butt!

Peridot: Um, my name is Peridot.

Josh: Nice try! You big doof! (hangs up the phone)

Peridot: Phones are weird.