I'm terrible at getting enough sleep in Minecraft. How can I go to bed when there are more diamonds to mine, monsters to fight and a garden to replant after another blasted Creeper blew it up again?

Just accept it - sleep is for suckers! Bedtime is for bores! Rest is for... rest is for... drat, I'm too tired to think of anything.

In fact, that’s not the only reason I should really start getting to bed. Because if I don't start getting enough sleep in Minecraft, I'll meet The Phantom.