#242402 +( 2440 )- [X] DinjackPD: there was this once, like three years ago, I forgot this big project I had to turn in when I went to school

DinjackPD: so I called home to my dad (he works out of a home office) and asked him to bring it for me

DinjackPD: so he came to school with it and he came up to me and shook my hand and said "Hi there, I'm David, I'm your personal secretary."

DinjackPD: And I said "Hi there, I'm your son, you signed on for this shit when you didn't wear a condom."

DinjackPD: I thought it was funnier than he did