♪♪ [ Birds chirping ] [ Chirps ] [ Gunshot ] Yeeeah!You got it, Ned! That was a nice shot! [ Voice box ] Thanks.I thought so, too. Come on,let's see what we got. Huh. Looks like youshot the shit out of it. There's nothin' left. Hey.Lookie here. Jesus. You ever seenanimal tracks that big? [ Voice box ]No, I have not, Jimbo. Looks like a bear.A huge one! Come on,the tracks go this way. ♪♪ Look at that.Looks like bear droppings. But with a man poopright next to it. [ Voice box ]I'm scared. ♪♪ What the hell are wedealing with, Ned? Whatever it is,it was here recently. Randy: Hey! What the hell are you guysdoing on my farm? We're trackin' a bear,Randy. A bear? [ Menacing squealing ] That didn't soundlike no bear. Where you goin', Ned? [ Voice box ] I'm gettingmy white ass outta here. [ Roaring, squealing ] What the fuck?! Jesus Christ! [ Gunshot ] [ Voice box ]Ahghgghghgh! [ Roars ] [ Voice box ]Helllllllp meeeeee! [ Struggling ] ♪♪ Neddddddd!

All right, we have some deadcows down at Milner's Ranch. I want Conners and Tiggsto check that out. And the two hikersare still missing. Let's have all units keeptheir ears to the ground. All right, ladies, that's it.Second shift starts now. As for me,I'm finally heading home. Gonna finally getsome R&R, sir? Yup. Gonna go home and play mesome "Red Dead Redemption 2." I got a train to robin Valentine. Cop: Detective?! Got a callfrom the school. Another kid'sbeen killed. No, no, not anotherschool shooting. Can't they handle itthemselves? Said they need usright away. God damn it. Why the hell can't these kidsstop being a pain in my ass? [ Siren wails ] [ Car door slams ] Children, everyonejust stay back, okay? The police are coming. All right, what happened?What grade was the shooter in? Oh, thank God. Some kindergartnersfound the body. I-I don't thinkit was a shooting. Of courseit's a school shooting. It's cut and dry. Let's just get this over withso I can go home. Where's the victim? Over there. ♪♪ Cop:What the hell? Jesus,it's a complete mauling. Looks like part of himwas eaten. All right, which one of youlittle shitheads did this? Come on! I don't have timefor these little games. Which one of you peckersfelt isolated and lashed outat society? If I have to stay hereand do an investigation instead of go homeand rob a train, there's gonna beserious hell to pay!

So, what was he doingalone on the playground? Staci Nakabe sayshe just wanted to run back out and get his football. Mrph rmhmhm rm! And there were bear printsin the snow? Stan:It wasn't a bear. I saw it. You saw what? It was at my house. There was a...thing. It attacked my uncleand took his friend. It was like a bear,but a pig...thing. Jesus. It was at my houseand then here at the school! Everyone saysthat kid and I look alike. What if that thingis after me? Dude, now you're justoverreacting. Mr. Mackey: [ Over P.A. ] Attention, please. Will the following students report to the principal's office. Eric Cartman. Kenny McCormick. Thank you, mkay. Aw, what did I do this time? You go first, Kenny. Mrph rmhmhm rm! I didn't evendo anything wrong! Mrph rmhmhm rm! Just stop being a baby, Kenny,and go. Take a seat boys.Right there. [ Flame crackles,lighter clicks ] [ Exhales deeply ] You know how shitty it isto be a cop? There's real emergenciesevery day -- real peoplewho need real help -- but then, every other minute,I gotta stop everything 'cause one of youlittle fuckwads decides to goand shoot up the school. Mrph rmhmhm rm! Shut up! Now, which one of youhad a beef with Colin Brooks? Nobody gives a shitabout Colin Brooks. Oh, yeah? I askedthe kids in this school, "Who are the biggest loners? Who's most likely to rageand be the next school shooter?" You know what they said? The fat, ugly, mean kid andthe detached, loner, poor kid. Hey, I'm not poor,all right? Or was it both of you?Fess up. I have peoplein Horseshoe Overlook who are depending on meto get provisions so we can headback east. You're playing"Red Dead Redemption," too? That's right. And I'm gonna makeboth of you school shooters pay for wasting my time.

Keep looking.There's a lot of people saying they saw it,Kyle. It's not just me. "Evidence of the creatureof South Park." This is likea conspiracy website. It's not a conspiracy,it's real. Keep going down.There's video. There!Right there! [ Mouse clicks ] [ Mouse clicks ]That's it. That's was I saw. I saw ManBearPig. ManBearPig? Don't you remember, dude?We were warned about this. That weirdo guy who cameand told us this would happen? He was right. You guys!You guys! The policeare trying to say me and Kenny killedthat douchebag Colin Brooks! What? They questioned usfor hours. They said they have enoughto get warrants for our arrest. But it wasn'tyou guys. We know that!What the hell are we gonna do?! Who wasthat ex-president guy? The onewho showed up and tried to convince everyoneof a ManBearPig? Mrph rmhmhm rm? Al Gore.

are believed to haveworked together. I've issued warrantsfor their arrests, and this case is nowin the hands of the DA. And I am finally going home. Keep McCormick and Cartmanin separate holding cells, and don't wait on meto book 'em. I'm gonna be playing"Red Dead Redemption"for the next 18 hours. Cop: Detective! Whattt?! There's more dead kids. Out in the woodsby Stark's Pond. In the woods? There was a school shootingout in the woods? Outside of schoolis the one place kids are supposedto be safe. They're sayingit's really bad, sir. Need all unites. [ Sighs deeply ]God damn it. If these kids don't stopkilling each other, I'm gonna shoot them allmyself.

Hello, uh, we're lookingfor a government sortof guy named Al Gore? Al Gore...?Al Gore...? Sounds familiar. He said he wasalmost president once. He came to our townto warn us about something, and we haveto find him. Oh, yeah. This lookslike Jim Turner. Mrph rmhmhm? The state bowling championfive years in a row. You can alwayscatch him practicing down at Gramercy Lanes. [ Indistinct conversations,pins clacking ] Focus. Calm.Center. ♪♪ [ Pins clack ] Yes!Die! Die, you pins! Oh, we've got a straggler,do we? You're gonna diejust like the rest of 'em. Mr. Gore? Focus.Calm. Al Gore? ♪♪ That's a name I haven't heardin a long time. I don't knowif you remember us, but we're the kids you got tohelp try and capture ManBearPig? Well, uh [chuckles]you were right. Ha. You -- You weretotally right. ManBearPig is real, and, uh, he's killinglots of people in our town. Oh.Sucks for you. [ Pin clacks ] Please, Mr. Gore!We need your help! ManBearPigisn't going to stop. Oh, is it inconvenient now? I tried to warn you all,but no one took me cereal. You all just made fun of me,didn't you? Well, now you can justdeal with it yourselves. Please, just tell us --How do you stop it? You stop itall those years ago when I freaking warned youand you still had time! There has to be somethingwe can still do. Please, Mr. Gore.You're the only person who knowsanything about it. Say you're sorryfor making fun of me. We didn't... We didn't realizethere were more than -- Say you're sorryfor making fun of me. We're sorryfor making fun of you. That didn't soundcereal at all. [ Pins clack ]

You can't just go along with what people are saying,Susan, okay? There's noscientific proof, no real evidenceof a ManBearPig. Well, there's a lotof smart people sayingManBearPig is real. Yeah, and a lot of smarterpeople saying it isn't, okay? What you need to understand,Susan, is that everyone has an agenda.Okay? Everyone wants to usethe fear of a ManBearPig to get what they want. [ Glass shatters ] So they throw aroundbad science, bad taxidermy. [ ManBearPig roars ]People comingout of the woodwork are now expertson the subject. [ People screaming ][ Roars ] But you have to useyour own brain, sweetheart. You can't justlet people tell you that if you don't believein ManBearPig, then you don't careabout the world. It is real! You wanna believe it's real,you go right on ahead, Susan. No, it's right there!It's right there behind you! [ Man screaming ] [ ManBearPig roars ] Okay,ManBearPig is real. What are we gonna doabout it now, huh? What are we gonna do that's gonna makeany difference now, Susan? What?!We have to do something! What can we do that everyoneelse will also do, Susan? Come on, use your brain. Even if we dosomething about it...[ ManBearPig roars ] ...what about the Chinese? They're just gonna keepright on -- Ahghhggh!

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ That should'vebeen president ♪ Oh, thanks guys!You shouldn't have! You told us to.[ Grunts ] What did you guysget me? Oh, wow.Look! It's a "You were rightabout ManBearPig" signed picture! So, um... now maybe we can allwork together, huh? Hang on!It's movie time! Go, go!Start it up. This is the best party ever.[ Projector whirring ] Oh, look, guys.It's me! There I am,campaigning to be president! That's mewith Hillary! There's more of meon the campaign trail, so full of dreams! Oh, look! It's me when I foundout I lost the election! Boo! But then look! There's me gettingan Academy Award! Okay, can we stopManBearPig now?! Who said anythingabout stopping M.B.P.? Y-You told usto do all this. Yeah, to make upfor ripping on me! You're still not evengonna help us?! I've moved onfrom this life, okay?! I have a new life now! I'm a bowler! And when I'm not bowling,I help out my gang. They're my family now! We're wanted in Blackwater, and we have to moveour camp soon! You're playingRed Dead Redemption 2? Yeah. It's amazing. Only thing is,I have all these stolen items, and I don't knowhow to sell them. We know how. Oh, really?

No witnesses to the attackwere left alive. The same bear and pig droppingswere found along withhuman excrement. I don't believe it. A school shootingat an ice cream shop. Damn it!When children leave school, they're supposed to beout of harm's way. Detective! Sir, we got wordon the two suspects. They appear to beon the run. I would be, too,if I were guilty. No one has seen themor their two closest friends. A Marshand Broflovski. So, we got us a gangof shooters, huh?! How the hell hard can it beto find four boys?! Sir... Why don't you takea break, sir? Ehh. You've beenhittin' it hard. We'll do all we canto catch these kids. Go home, play some"Red Dead Redemption." Huh. Got to admit,I'd love to see the sun rise overCitadel Rock again. And I got me a galwho claims she's got a side mission or two. Go on home, sir. We'll take careof everything here.

♪♪ This is it. Every piece of informationI ever gathered on ManBearPig. Where did ManBearPigcome from? Is it some sortof genetic mutation? [ Chuckling ] Oh!I thought that once, too. I wanted to findManBearPig's origins. And so I created this --the Internet. With that, I was ableto search everywhere for any bit of data. And what I learned isthat ManBearPig... is a demon. Rmphm?! This is"The Temptation of St. Anthony" by Martin Schongauer. It depicts several demons -- WolfMonkeyGuy, ChickenFishWomanand ElephantPorcupineMan, just to name a few. All of them demons sentby the Devil himself. [ Gasps ]Oh, my God. What? I should play "Red Dead"on this computer, with all three screens. That'd beso bitchin' sweet. Why did the devilsend ManBearPig?! Why does the devildo anything? He's the freakin' devil.He's a dick. ♪♪ It's probably too late. By now ManBearPigis so powerful that the only wayto get rid of him is to send himback to hell. We're going to haveto do a demonic ritual. All I can say is, you boys better getto the grocery store, 'cause it's time...to get cereal.

Harrison Yates,where have ya been?! Another school shooting,Maggie. Down atBaskin-Robbins. [ Beep, up-beat music plays ] I haven't seen you in days.I've missed you so much. Come have some supperwith me. Maggie, I just need to relaxa bit, all right? Please. I've been waiting for thisa long time. Just give me a -- Wait a minute. The house in Valentineis built? Where did I geta sniper rifle? Maggie! Did you play overmy save game? I just playeda little bit. A little bit, you --On my save game?! Why didn't youstart your own?! You're never homeanymore! With all theseschool shootin's! I need a life,too, ya know! So I robbed a lumber millin Monto's Rest, upgraded my horse,and got a sniper rifle. That's my life,Maggie! I was going formore honor points! God damn it! Why can't we havea life together?! I haven't gotten to playin three days. You've done all thisstuff without me! You got deputized?! [ Sobbing ] Oh, God damn it!That does it. Where are ya goin'?! I'm startinga new life! I'm creatinga new save game. You can't possibly goall the way back to the snow levelagain! What choicedo I have now?! [ Sobbing ] Fuckin' bitch.

[ Wind whistling ] [ Bleats ] Abbul abash my-ah. What Satan hasput forth upon this earth may it be summonedand banished forever. Dude, come on,what are we doing? This is stupid.He was right before. We call uponthe powers of darkness. Come on, guys.We call upon... All: We call uponthe powers of darkness. Al Gore was right. Al Gore was rightall along. All: Al Gore was rightall along. We should havelistened to Al Gore. Boys: We should haveall listened to Al Gor--Wait. Wait.Are you videoing us? It's Instagram live.Keep going! We should have taken Al Goremore cereal. All right. All right.That's enough. You need to stop wastingour time, dude. People are dying! You don't have a fucking cluewhat you're doing! [ Bleats ] [ Electricity crackles ] ♪♪ You were saying? Aw, shit! God Damn it!Nothing! I'm sorry!I'm sorry!

[ Sniffles ] [ Door slams ] Do you all have any ideawhat's it's like to start over?! You walk four hoursthrough the snow relearning everything, all because your bitch wifewent and spent all your hard earned moneyon upgrades you didn't want! I get one little breakfrom work -- one little break --and I didn't even get back to the first brawlat the saloon. You can actually bypassthat fight if you go huntingwith Dutch. Shut up! These school shootings are done,you hear me?! I want this case closedby the end of the night, one way or another! Now, let's move out!

Prepare yourselves! [ Growling, screaming ] ♪♪ Who hath summoned meto this realm?! Dude!You summoned Satan! Yeah no doi!What'dya think we were doing?! Prince of darkness!It is I, Al Gore! I was almostpresident! What do you wish of me,Al Gore?! A demon from Hell has been unleashedupon our world! We demandto know its nature! We demand to knowits reason for coming! There is only one place you canfind the answers you seek! It is the placewhere all knowledge becomes known! Your local library. Ah! You arecorrect. Your local libraryis an excellent resource for whateveryou wish to learn. Yes, it is. Then I commandthee, Satan, to come with usto the local library! And I am cereal! Dude, Satan's not gonnago with us to the -- Very well, Al Gore.Let us go!