This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent the spread of disease and crying babies.

The handheld-themed packaging contains six pleasurable varieties of "playable" prophylactics, each with its own punny name:

* Ribbed - The Long End of Zelda

* Heat - Dong

* Tingle - Bone Zone 2

* Thin - Super Mario Land of Love

* X Safe - Sextris

* Large - Donkey Shlong

Clever. Of course, I've been rocking video game condoms forever (read: putting my wiener through the hole in PS3 discs). Don't tell the guys at GameStop!

Hit the jump for several more shots of the safety first.

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Thanks to treekisser, who takes going green to a whole, much more erotic level.