Not sure what to get the special man in your life for Valentine’s Day? How about a chocolate version of your butthole!

Thanks to a company called Edible Anus, you can now send chocolate shaped buttholes to your boyfriend (or enemies) and scare the shit out of them.

For just $38.95, you can give your man the perfect reminder that he should make a point to eat your ass at some point tonight!

Just remember to order before January 31, 2016 to guarantee delivery before Valentine’s day.

The company also offers poo cards, rectal T-shirts, or anal sculptures made out of glass or bronze.

Now, of course Edible Anus chocolates aren’t modeled after your specific anus, but if you really wanted one, you would have to make an appointment with Magnus Irvin, the butt magician behind bronze anus molds:

Irvin initially began by creating anus sculptures in chocolate, but then moved on to metal sculptures. “ The molds are available to anyone who wants their own anus cast, or a copy of someone else’s anus,” says Irvin, who has been making the chocolates for 15 years. “It just seemed to make some sort of poetic sense.”

Order before January 31 to get it in time for Valentine’s Day: Order here.

The entire casting process takes around a half hour and is done using alginate gel, which is the same substance dentists use to take mouth molds.

Irvin charges over $1,900 for a custom bronze mold of your anus.

Here’s a video of the process which is NSFW:



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