Corporate Gibberish Generator™ Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com

Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.

(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.) Company Name:

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish: If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will actualize the aptitude of eyeballs to upgrade. We realize that it is better to utilize intra-transparently than to synthesize dynamically. We have come to know that if you evolve super-transparently then you may also recontextualize perfectly. The models factor is magnetic. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "leading-edge" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. If you deliver transparently, you may have to productize vertically. What does it really mean to scale "ultra-efficiently"? We realize that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to envisioneer seamlessly. The ability to evolve holistically leads to the aptitude to leverage proactively. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! At Top-Notch Shitposting, we have come to know how to cultivate intra-proactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to monetize elegantly. Think micro-real-time. We will disintermediate the capacity of methodologies to enable. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to embrace iteravely. Without well-planned communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2C, subscriber-defined, dynamic. Without re-sizing, you will lack B2B CAD management. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our research and development but our ability to innovate. We frequently transition mission-critical partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Without preplanned angel investors, portals are forced to become transparent. Have you ever been pressured to transition your cutting-edge feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for macro-one-to-one, revolutionary C2C compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will reinvent the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "C2B2B". We will raise our capability to e-enable without diminishing our ability to strategize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with unplanned-for experiences? Without paradigms, you will lack platforms. We think we know that if you incubate intra-micro-cyber-efficiently then you may also streamline holistically. We will disintermediate the term "turn-key". It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The capability to e-enable macro-interactively leads to the ability to disintermediate dynamically. We think we know that if you extend virally then you may also monetize globally. At Top-Notch Shitposting, we believe we know how to transition mega-dynamically. Without CAD, you will lack relationships. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our power to integrate. We usually innovate real-world project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our fractal micro-research and development compliance but our power to benchmark. The power shifts factor is co-branded. Without adequate accounting reports, partnerships are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to evolve "magnetically"? The models factor is magnetic. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to deploy. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you drive holistically, you may have to cultivate virally. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Top-Notch Shitposting is the industry leader of impactful e-commerce. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The branding factor is innovative, 24/7/365. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think intra-B2C. Think ultra-viral. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with new integrated web-readiness? Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative TQM and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think back-end. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing emerging e-businesses? The ultra-transparent, efficient bloatware supervising management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Top-Notch Shitposting practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks TQC". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think dynamic. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to empower wirelessly leads to the capability to extend micro-strategically. A company that can harness courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive correctly. We usually streamline 60/60/24/7/365 technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think open-source. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Without bloatware, you will lack world-class, user-centric back-end implementation. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "viral, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We will actualize the aptitude of eyeballs to upgrade. We realize that it is better to utilize intra-transparently than to synthesize dynamically. We have come to know that if you evolve super-transparently then you may also recontextualize perfectly. The models factor is magnetic. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "leading-edge" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. If you deliver transparently, you may have to productize vertically. What does it really mean to scale "ultra-efficiently"? We realize that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to envisioneer seamlessly. The ability to evolve holistically leads to the aptitude to leverage proactively. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is!Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to monetize elegantly. Think micro-real-time. We will disintermediate the capacity of methodologies to enable. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to embrace iteravely. Without well-planned communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2C, subscriber-defined, dynamic. Without re-sizing, you will lack B2B CAD management. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our research and development but our ability to innovate. We frequently transition mission-critical partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market!The metrics for macro-one-to-one, revolutionary C2C compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will reinvent the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "C2B2B". We will raise our capability to e-enable without diminishing our ability to strategize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with unplanned-for experiences? Without paradigms, you will lack platforms. We think we know that if you incubate intra-micro-cyber-efficiently then you may also streamline holistically. We will disintermediate the term "turn-key". It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The capability to e-enable macro-interactively leads to the ability to disintermediate dynamically.Without CAD, you will lack relationships. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our power to integrate. We usually innovate real-world project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our fractal micro-research and development compliance but our power to benchmark. The power shifts factor is co-branded. Without adequate accounting reports, partnerships are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to evolve "magnetically"? The models factor is magnetic. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to deploy. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you drive holistically, you may have to cultivate virally.If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The branding factor is innovative, 24/7/365. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think intra-B2C. Think ultra-viral. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with new integrated web-readiness? Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative TQM and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think back-end. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing emerging e-businesses?Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think dynamic. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to empower wirelessly leads to the capability to extend micro-strategically. A company that can harness courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive correctly. We usually streamline 60/60/24/7/365 technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think open-source. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Without bloatware, you will lack world-class, user-centric back-end implementation. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "viral, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. In association with Amazon.com