DB: Oh God. We had a British Cycling thing there, at the foot of Celtic Manor. There is a sort of pond in the foyer. I can't remember exactly when it was, but during those wilder years. So we'd all had a few beers. Rob Hayles was there. They had got my phone. They were absolute devils for nicking my phone and sending messages to random people saying I had a thing for them. Anyway, they got my phone, and my keys, and put them in the pond. And they said 'Look Dave, I think your keys are in there'. So I leant over to pick them up, in a proper suit and everything, and they pushed me in. They were howling with laughter... I came down in the morning and the whole area had been taped off. The best one, though, was when Brad and Stevie Cummings were juniors. They were a right handful. Doug Dailey [former British Cycling coach] was running a training camp and the hotel was halfway down the hill. And Doug had got up in the morning and gone for a ride and Brad and Steve had let the brakes go, and they were both sitting down waiting for Doug to come past and sure enough he came roaring past with both his feet down on the ground going 'Woooahhh!'